HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hugh@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Hugh Grierson)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Possible UL alert(was Re: Videotaping rapes)
Date: 29 Sep 92 06:54:14 GMT
Organization: Fujitsu New Zealand

In article <1992Sep28.043935.26723@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>
>Now if only they had engaged in toad-licking while watching the videotape...

What, and get warts on their tongues?

Hugh "well, that's what I heard" Grierson

-- 
Hugh Grierson          Fujitsu/ICL New Zealand - Software Development Centre
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I'm a masochist -- I like a cold shower in the morning, so I take a hot one.
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From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 29 SEP 92 13:26:59    

In article <Sep.29.11.16.59.1992.3437@math.rutgers.edu>, cromar@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar) writes...

>1) Does anyone have a more specific origin for the UL than "a science
>fiction story" written by "someone famous?"  At this point, just about
>anything specific would be helpful.

"The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific" by Mishy Peshota (originally 
released as shareware.  It may be on your local BBS.)

JGH
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From: warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein)
Subject: Re: "lost in space" was b
Reply-To: warren@nysernet.org
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs
Distribution: alt
Date: 1 Oct 92 17:58:45 GMT

In <BvEtwv.C9M@unx.sas.com> sasbmt@jjoyce.unx.sas.com (Bruce Tindall) writes:

>what's Bullwinkle done lately?

Last time I saw him he was testifying at Stupid Peoples' Court.  What
ever happened to SPC, anyway?
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From: billh@rigel.cs.pdx.edu (William J Hunt)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Another Landlord Story
Summary: landlord directs housecleaning with .357
Keywords: landlord .357
Date: 3 Oct 92 17:48:30 GMT



from the Portland Oregonian, Saturday Sept 26, 1992, page D2:

	Men say landlord used gun a a housework enforcer

	Hillsboro - Daret N. Hunt, 22, and Donald R. Fuller, 21, told
	Washington County sheriff's deputies that they were rousted
	from their rented bedrooms about 3am by their landlord, who
	was holding a .357-caliber handgun.
		The men said he ordered them at gunpoint to clean up
	the house.
		They claimed that before they could escape, about 5am,
	the gunman shot the lock off one bedroom door, fired one round
	into a floor a few feet from where the men were scrubbing it
	and another round into the refrigerator.
		Taken into custody was David Harold Larson, 54, of ...
	where the incident allegedly occurred.  A family friend helped
	coax him into cooperating with deputies.
		Larson was accused of two counts of second-degree
	kidnapping, two counts of menacing, recklessly endangering
	another, and being a felon in possession of a firearm.



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From: cromar@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Oranjelo and the severed dog's head
Date: 1 Oct 92 05:50:49 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

bwaid@ducvax.auburn.edu writes:
> My (ex) wife and two of her friends say they heard that if a dog bit 
> someone and was believed to be rabid that its head (the dog's for the
> parsing impaired) had to be cut off and sent to a lab for testing. They recall
> this from their childhood and all grew up in different places so they are
> sure it was true. I'm not buying it. This wasn't on the FAQ list either.

I've heard something similar, namely that a sample of brain tissue
from the animal had to be sent to the lab, after the dog was dead.
The other way to tell was to lock a dog in a cage and wait to seeif it
developed the symptoms.

--Scott
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From: vkochend@nyx.cs.du.edu (vance kochenderfer)
Subject: Re: Superglue origin an UL?
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	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 04:10:17 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.173822.27881@colorado.edu> crosby@caesar.cs.colorad
.edu (CROSBY MATTHEW JAME) writes:
>>I have heard from *several people* that Cyanoacrylate (superglue) was or
ginally
>invented by mountain climbers as a quick fix for wounds/cuts/gouges/etc.
 
  I read somewhere (so it must be true) that superglue was discovered/
invented when a guy was measuring the refractive indices of various
substances.  This was accomplished by placing a thin layer of the
substance between two glass prisms and beaming light through it or
something.  He mixed up a batch of cyanoacrylate, measured its refractive
index, then couldn't get the prisms separated.

Vance "Bonds skin instantly.  Do not attempt to remove by vigorous
       mechanical action."  Kochenderfer
Virginia Tech                     |         "Frink!"
vkochend@nyx.cs.du.edu            |           -Rudolpho the Lemur

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From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: Gross Stories (true?)
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 92 02:22:43 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <80777@ut-emx.uucp> llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine) writes:
>j.a. fielden (fielden@spot.Colorado.EDU) wrote:
>
>: That would be the movie Pink Flamingoes starring the transvestite 
>: Divine. A big theme of the movie was the "most  disgusting person in
>: the world". When I saw it however the chicken stomping scene had
>: been cut do to protests by (I think) the SPCA. 
>
>chicken stomping? are you referring to the scene where crackers has
>sex with the girl and the chicken, or was the version i saw cut? i was
>pretty sure the guy who owned the tape said it wasn't...
>
>cool movie. 

"Filthiest people alive", actually.  Divine, her son Crackers, and consort
Cotton are challenged for the title by Raymond and Connie Marble, who
make their living selling heroin to grade school children and by chaining
teenage runaways in their basement, where they are impregnated by the
Marbles' chauffeur and forced to bear children who are then sold to lesbian
couples.  

The competition rages throughout the movie, till the end when the Marbles
are captured, tied to trees, tarred and feathered, and shot by Divine.
Our heroes then go for a walk in downtown Baltimore to celebrate and
Divine eats dogshit.

There is no "chicken stomping" scene.  At one point, Crackers and Cotton
have sex, involving a chicken that somehow gets killed in the process.
(It's not entirely clear how in the film.)  According to John Waters,
the Maryland State Censor Board ordered him to cut the chicken scene
in order to legally show "Pink Flamingos" at several commercial theaters
in Baltimore.  (They didn't object to the dog business, though.)

Larry "grew up in Baltimore and proud of it" Doering
From: warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Of Egg Yolks and Astrology
Date: 30 Sep 92 13:02:57 GMT
Reply-To: warren@nysernet.org
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs

In <26499@dog.ee.lbl.gov> twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan) writes:

>Terry "Have you heard the one about which came first?" Chan

I heard it works better if you freeze it.
-- 
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From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 92 03:09:32 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <1992Oct1.194549.4583@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> agillum@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Aaron C Gillum) writes:
>#1 there IS artificial gravity on board the ship.
>
>
>>  What I'd like to know is why the artificial gravity never gives out.  The
>>engines fail, the life support fails, but the gravity never fails.
>
> Perhaps gravity has highest priority, because without it, the crew wouldn't be
>able to function at %100, and thus couldn't fix the other systems.

"Highest priority"?  What, did the Federation send the Klingon Empire a
Damage Control Priority Document, kindly requesting them to damage other
systems before the gravity generators or something?

"Lost In Space" requires no such leaps of the imagination, another sign
of its clear superiority.

Larry "Och, Cap'n, I tried shovin' a weiner in the warp drive, but it 
didna' do a bit of good.  Would you happen to have a wee bit of mustard
on the bridge?" Doering
From: arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Date: 2 Oct 92 12:58:54 GMT
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900

In article <1992Oct1.135256.9286@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> kristyp@coos.dartmouth.edu (Kristy Patterson) writes:
> 
> There are some really unfortunate car name out there;
> Chevrolet CITATION?  Nice to name your car "traffic ticket."
> I also heard rumors of a Dodge IMPACT.  I thought that was a good one, too.

Nononono.

The absolute most ridiculous name goes to the Ford Probe.

I mean, honestly.  Would you buy a used Probe?
From: kristyp@coos.dartmouth.edu (Kristy Patterson)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: More Stupid Cop Tricks
Date: 6 Oct 92 15:46:01 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

In article <Oct.6.09.57.48.1992.25007@math.rutgers.edu> cromar@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar) writes:
>And, from a friend in Provo, UT, I hear about two less than fortuitous
>newspaper editing errors.
>
>1)  A few years ago, the _Daily Universe_ (aka the Daily Unifarce, the
>BYU campus paper) ran a front page story about students who were
>volunteering for a rape crisis center in Provo.  The headline read:
>"Students Help Rape Victims."

Almost exactly the same thing happened at my sister's old school
(Orange Coast College, in Costa Mesa, CA). The campus was having
a Date Rape Awareness Week; the headline in the campus newspaper
was "Date Rape Week Very Successful," followed by a list of "Date
Rape Events."

>--Scott "hey, if I heard it from a friend, it must be true" Cromar

-Kristy "I actually SAW it, what do I win?" Patterson

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From: pab@po.CWRU.Edu (Pete Babic)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Radar Cars (was: stupid cop tricks & t)
Date: 5 Oct 1992 19:10:38 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: pab@po.CWRU.Edu (Pete Babic)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, sgl@aeg.dsto.gov.au (Simon Langsford) says:
>
>* The photo taken is a single, fairly wide field of view, shot, usually 
>  of the rear three-quarter view of the car to give a clear view of the
>  back number plate and car type. There is no attempt to photograph the
>  driver's face. The ticket is sent to the registered owner of the car
>  and left to him/her to work out who was driving it (time/location shown
>  on the ticket). This is not unreasonable, IMHO. Photo resolution is 
>  typically _very_ good, and the police can magnify several orders to 
>  give a close-up shot of the number plate only.

Well, here in Ohio they gives us "points" on our license for speeding. If they
can't identify the driver I don't see how the photo radar could work in Ohio
or other parts of the U.S. that has a points system.

-- 
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From: urban@sideshow.jpl.nasa.gov (Michael Urban)
Subject: Re: Famous Alumni (was "Lost In Space" was CLEARLY better)
Reply-To: urban@sideshow.jpl.nasa.gov (Michael Urban)
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 14:54:55 GMT

>>
>>Does anyone else know someone famous who went to their college, or know
>>someone who does?
>>

I don't know why I am playing this, but it is sort of relevant to the
Subject: line.  Bill Mumy (pronounced Moomy, btw) of Lost in Space was
in my highschool graduating class (Hamilton HS 1971).
	Mike Urban

	urban@cobra.jpl.nasa.gov

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From: bwatson@nyx.cs.du.edu (bruce watson)
Subject: Re: Alligators in sewers
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Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 20:46:14 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.054508.973@athena.cs.uga.edu> wells@athena.cs.uga.edu (Scott Wells) writes:
>
>Netlanders:
>
>When I was a boy in New Orleans, about 10 years ago :), I remember
>that one of the local radio announcers heard of a paper in Edinburgh
>which declaired that there were killer 'gaters in the sewers of New
>Orleans. The DJ obligingly got someone (though the power of
>transatlantic telephone) from the paper on the phone to CONFIRM the
>reprts and pleas to send help etc.
>
>Made breakfast more interesting.
>
Couldn't be true. The cockroaches would kill any sewer 'gaters.

--
Bruce Watson  wats@nyx.cs.du.edu  Toy Cows, Toy Cows in Africa, Toy Cows
From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: Presidential UL's
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 18:11:20 GMT

In article <1992Sep24.233239.12170@unlv.edu> 
  edcrwfrd@unlv.edu (Edward Crawford) writes:
>My favorite presidential succession question is, suppose
>my dad run's for the House of Reps, accends to the speaker
>of the House, and then the Prez and Veep both die. The problem
>is that while he has the qualifications the by a congressmen,
>he was born a Canadian and thus doesnt have the qualifications
>to be president, but by succession, he is in line to be prez. So
>would he or wouldnt he be President?

He would not.  I don't know who is next in line, I suspect it is
something like the Sec. of the Interior or one of the Supreme Court
Justices.  Of course, it could just as easily be Gladis Mergatroyd,
13 Deffinch Ave., Spavink MN.

C "Or Churchill... no he's British" Frog
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From: styri@hal.nta.no (YuNoHoo)
Subject: Re: One, Two, Many revisited.
Reply-To: styri@nta.no
Organization: Bohemians and Globetrotters, Unlimited
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 12:52:00 GMT

In article <60611@mimsy.umd.edu>, Stephen Joseph Smith writes:
>
> Ancient Greek, and to a point (a small point) ancient Latin, have this
> grammatical structure as well: of course, two of something is not called a
> Plural, but rather a Dual.
>
> But you just don't see them very often, even in ancient Greek; there's
> not much need to have special words mentioning two of something.

Guess all of us will open our dictionaries and annotate the word "pair" as
old and obsolete.  :-)

---
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From: firestar@leland.Stanford.EDU (Lipton Ann Meredith)
Subject: Re: Kirk VS Picard (was "Lost In Space" was better)
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 06:22:45 GMT

In article <tomcat.718257354@cwis> tomcat@cwis.unomaha.edu (Jeffrey S. Jo) writes:
>sepstein@scott.skidmore.edu (stacey epstein) writes:
>
>>thf2@quads.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell) writes:
>> In article <6639@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP> tjw+@pitt.edu writes:
> >If Jean-Luc Picard got into a fight with Jim Kirk who would win?
>> 
>
>I think that this question can be resolved....never mind.
>Really though, I don't think Picard would win.  Kirk has had a lot of
>experience on landing parties and has been in quite a few fights.
>Picard, on the other hand, has only been a on a few away missions, and
>has limited hand to hand combat experience.  I mean, come on, Kirk
>went up against a huge green lizard (Gorn) and his old buddy Finnegan.
>Picard?  An invisible monster he never had a chance to beat, and a
>terrorist.  I don't think I have ever seen Picard win a hand to hand
>combat situation.
>
>
>--
>|Jeffrey S. Jo                   |	         F-14D Tomcat                 |
>|Computer Operations		 |             VF-142 Ghostriders             |
>|University of Nebraska at Omaha |       United States Navy F-14 Tomcat       |
>|tomcat@cwis.unomaha.edu         |              Fighter Squadron              |


Well, yeah, but Picard wasn't always a starship captain.  He must have been a 
first officer once and he must have gotten some decent hand-to-hand experience
then.  And didn't he and his brother once get into it?
I think if we're considering Kirk at his prime and Picard at his prime, we'd
have to call it a draw.

Firestar
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From: jerryg@ssd.intel.com (Jerry Gaiser)
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Organization: Supercomputer Systems Division, Intel Corp.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 16:49:18 GMT

In article <16875F9F1.MJFORRES@SUVM.SYR.EDU> MJFORRES@SUVM.SYR.EDU (maurice) writes:
>In article <1992Oct3.022143.21674@news.columbia.edu>
>lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
> 
>>In article <4322@moscom.com> de@moscom.com (David Esan) writes:
>>>In article <1992Oct1.203259.21895@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU> amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog) writes:
>>>
>>>Actually, I shot a rocket once, wouldn't be a bad motto for AFU.
>>
>>I shot a rocket once.  I read AFU.
>>
>>That must be the connection.
>>
>>4 out of 5 people who ever shot off rockets read AFU.
> 
>I shot off a rocket once.  Well, I didn't so much shoot it off as ignite
>it.  But when you're 12, the principle is the same.
> 

Well, I used to make and shoot matchstick rockets. Does that count?
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From: battin@venus.iucf.indiana.edu (L GENE BATTIN)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.alien.visitors,talk.rumors
Subject: Re: Perfect Knowledge
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:09:25 GMT
Reply-To: battin@venus.iucf.indiana.edu
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In article <1992Sep30.174933.14274@unixg.ubc.ca>, 
morgan@sitka.triumf.ca (Morgan Burke) writes...

>Found in the Popular Mechanics classifieds:
> 
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                           PERFECT KNOWLEDGE
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
>  ETERNAL'S Original Measures contain Total Knowledge.
>Enhance Einsteinic dimensions.  Gather unlimited, recycled.
>FREE energy from CREATOR'S Time Bank for home,
>factory, pleasure.  Eliminates deadly experimental research,
>pollution, friction, Taxes!  Permanent power plants have NO
>moving parts!  Transportation VEHICLES use Monadic Grav-
>ity.  1000 year built-in durability.  Small, crash-proof, family-
>model, Mini-Star Limited To under/over water within buffer
>zone.  Maximum speed 50,000 M.P.H.  Relegates death-
>dealing wheels To Stone Age.  SURVIVE due Seal Six and 
>ENJOY The riches of Heaven of Time Station Earth!  No mail.
>Test for qualifications in person.  ATA Base, 1500 North
>Texas, Welasco, Texas.
> 
> 
>Personally, I think it's a secret code of some sort.  Any ideas or
>suggestions as to its real meaning?

Wonder if this is from the Something-or-other Time Ark Base people 
I recall seeing mentioned in the _Fringes_of_Reason_ Whole Earth Catalog 
book?  If so, (and my memory isn't totally wrong, it's hard to keep
all these types separate) these folks expect to survive an end-o-the-world 
scenario _and_ get access to alien spacecraft technology, or sumpin like that. 
I believe that they expect believers to invest a little elbow-grease
in their project.
IMHO, amusing, but wHOLY INFERIOR to the Sub-genius eschatology.

> 
>-- Morgan Burke (morgan@reg.triumf.ca)
>

Gene
Battin@venus.iucf.indiana.edu
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From: kristyp@coos.dartmouth.edu (Kristy Patterson)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Date: 1 Oct 92 13:52:56 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

In article <1992Sep30.201015.27323@bradley.bradley.edu> death@buhub.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater) writes:
>I admittedly haven't been following this string to closely, so i am
>wonderin if you have mentioned the Nova (car). It didn't sell well in
>Mexico because in spanish no va means (literally) "no go". not a great name
>for a car.

There are some really unfortunate car name out there;
Chevrolet CITATION?  Nice to name your car "traffic ticket."
I also heard rumors of a Dodge (I believe it was Dodge) IMPACT.
I thought that was a good one, too.

Kristy "I'll take the GEO Crash, please" Patterson

>--
>death@buhub.bradley.edu        INEVITABILE FATVM       death@camelot.bradley.edu
>
>                        Come and die with me forever.


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From: jay@deepthot.cary.nc.us (Jay Denebeim)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Presidential UL's
Date: 3 Oct 92 23:16:34 GMT
Organization: The Software Distillery
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In article <4ei2RB2w165w@CODEWKS.nacjack.gen.nz>, Wayne McDougall writes:

> egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
> 
> > In article <1992Sep25.235332.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit
> > >In article <1992Sep25.225805.12783@news.columbia.edu>, egl1@cunixf.cc.columb
> > >
> > >ObPresUL #2: Churchill wanted to become U.S. President after retiring from
                  ^^^^^^^^^
> > >the British Prime Ministership for good, and actually ran the U.S. Govern-
> > >ment for a time in the late 1950s when Eisenhower fell ill.
> > >
> > >ObPresUL #3: Disraeli was his VP.
                  ^^^^^^^^
> Unfortunately the US constitution provides that only those BORN a US 
> citizen can be President of the US. Which seems a little discriminatory 

That makes five, I believe. Welcome to AFU Wayne.

FYI whenever certain people say something purposfully brain-dead, they always
invoke Churchill and Disraeli.  Why, I don't know, that thread happened
before I started reading.

Jay "Alka-Seltzer causing Sea Gulls to explode I understand" Denebeim
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Subject: Re: Disco "Snuff" Recording?
From: rdale@cstp.umkc.edu
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 05:27:40 GMT
Organization: UM - Kansas City, Computer Science

> Said doctor was played by Malachi Throne, who played Noah Bain on It takes a

	Is that "muh-LAH-chee" or "MAL-uh-ki"?

	Heh heh heh.  He also played "False Face" in the Batman TV series.