From: nguyen@drutx.ATT.COM (Christopher Chu)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Ca'i lo*.i cu?a nu. ho^n
Summary: Tha^`y thuo^'c: Sao you sa.o qua' dza^.y ??? :-)))
Date: 14 Sep 92 02:54:11 GMT
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories - Denver, Colorado

Hi there :-)))
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| From: TUANTU%UNMCVM.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu (Tuan Tu  --UNMCVM(TUANTU))      |
| Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese                                         |
| Subject: Ca'i lo*.i cu?a nu. ho^n                                          |
| Message-ID: <1992Sep13.005520.13121@news.media.mit.edu>                    |
| Date: 13 Sep 92 00:55:20 GMT                                               |
| Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu                                 |
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| Ga^`n -da^y to^i tha^'y tre^n net co' ba`i "ti`m hie^?u ve^` hai ma(.t     |
| cu?a nu. ho^n".  -Do^`ng y' la` ho^n nhau nhu* ba`i na`y thi` ghe^ thie^.t |
| -do'. Tuy nhie^n, khoan -da` ca'c ba.n a., ho^n nhau co' lo*.i chu*'       |
| kho^ng ha.i -da^u.  Nhu* to^i -da~ co' ba`i follow up cu?a "Ti`m hie^?u    |
| ve^` hai ma(.t cu?a nu. ho^n."  -Da^y la` pha^`n bo^? tu'c the^m.  Lu'c    |
| tru*o*/c to^i co' no'i la` ho^n nhau mang la.i su'c ca?m cho ca? hai       |
| -da^`u, PMS, va` ta(ng tuo^?i tho. cho ca'c -da^'ng ma`y ra^u. Ho^m nay    |
| to^i xin ma.n phe'p tie^'p the^m pha^`n tru*o*'c chu*a vie^'t.  -Do' la`   |
| "Ca'i lo*.i cu?a nu. ho^n no^`ng..."                                       |
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Sao. qua' ddi "tha^`y thuo^'c" o+i :-))) I asked another "tha^`y thuo^'c"
yesterday but did not hear the same observation about "nu. ho^n."  Hmmm,
la`m sao ma` "nu. ho^n" co' the^? ta(ng tuo^?i tho. ddu+o+.c hu+? Hmmm :-)))
Ai ma` ddu+a toa cho you cha('c cu~ng dde^`u la^'y pha?i thuo^'c ... ba^.y
ba., pha?i kho^ng dza^.y ??? @#$%$#@ ??? :-)))
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| Ca'ch -da^y ho*n mo^.t na(m tru*o*`ng -da.i ho.c Nha Khoa to^?ng qua't     |
| cu?a Nebraska va` Iowa (I only wonder aimlessly).  Ca'c nha` khoa ho.c     |
| ra(`ng khi ho^n nhau a^u ye^'m (tongue wrestling ((French kissing))...)    |
| ca'c cha^'t nu*o*'c mie^.ng -du*o*.c trao -do^?i qua nhau, -do^`ng tho*`i  |
| vi khua^?n cu?a -do^'i phu*o*ng -du*o*.c ga(.p go*~ nhau va` co' the^?     |
| ke^'t nghi~a anh em hay la` tight the knot...yeahhhhhhhhhh...  Ca'c vi     |
| khua^?n kha'c nhau thu*o*`ng thi` ky. nhau, va` tie^'t ra ca'c hoa' cha^'t |
| -de^? tie^u huy? -do^'i phu*o*ng.  Ngoa`i ra, khi hai ngu*o*`i ho^n nhau   |
| mu't, nu't, suck.....va` gi` -do' tha thie^'t, ho. -da~ vo^ ti`nh la`m     |
| ma^'y ca'i plague su't ra, va` kho^ng co' co* ho^.i ba'm vo^ mem ra(ng va` |
| to^?n thu*o*ng ca'i sa('c -de.p va` bo'ng ba^?y cu?a ra(ng.  Tha^.t va^.y  |
| khi ho^n nhau kho^ng nhu*~ng ngu*o*`i ta giu'p cho ra(ng the^m sa.ch se~   |
| ma` co`n la`m cho ca'i lu*o*~i xinh -de.p va` nu*o*'u ra(ng kho?e ma.ng.   |
| Hai ca'i na`y kho?e ma.nh thi` ra(ng mi' -de.p...mi' ho^?ng co' so*. bi.   |
| ru.ng. -do^`ng tho*`i, vi` ca'i ve^. sinh ca' nha^n va` tu* ca'ch,         |
| thu*o*`ng sie^ng na(ng su'c mie^.ng va` giu*~ cho mie^.ng sa.ch se~ thi`   |
| ho^n mo*'i ngon (che'n sa.ch ngon co*m, mie^.ng sa.ch thi` che^'t          |
| ..hi` hi` hi.....).                                                        |
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Sa.o qua' dza^.y cha no^.i, hmmmm :-))) You should have had a DDS or DMD
girl friend in order to hear more about teeth and gum deseases, hee hee :-)))
Then there will be point that you'll be so scared to talk/think about
kissing any more!!! :-)))
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| Su*. ti`m hie^?u na`y ke^'t thu'c trong na(m na(m va` du*o*'i su*. da'm    |
| sa't cu?a Dr. Steven Borcher (D.D.S.) cho 59 ddo^i vo*. cho^`ng hay la`    |
| ti`nh nha^n.  Nha si~ Borcher ke^'t luA^.n ra(`ng ho^n nhau mang la.i      |
| ca'i lo*.i kho^ng nhu*~ng chi? cho tinh tha^`n, the^? xa'c ma` co`n hi`    |
| hi` ha`m ra(ng -de.p cu*o*`i duye^n nu*~a co* dda^'y.                      |
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Yeah??? This guy lost his patients to sex psychiatrists and psychologists,
didn't he? Hee hee :-)))
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| Vi` va^.y ca'c ba.n co' nhau, o*? ga^`n nhau ne^n thu*.c hie^.n -die^`u    |
| La` ca'ch duy nha^'t cho ma^'y o^ng ba` nha si~ tha^'t nghie^.p da`i da`i  |
| co`n ma^'y anh chi. ma` chu*a co' -do^i co' ca(.p thi` ra'ng nhi.n ddi     |
| hi?, hay la` nho*` co^ la'ng gie^`ng mi' ti'.....va` ke^? co^ng?????????   |
| Nhu*ng la`m ca'i gi` thi` la`m, nho*' -da'nh ra(ng ha(`ng nga`y, floss, va |
| du`ng thuo^'c ru*?a mie^.ng -de^? tra'ch ca'c ba' chu*'ng cu?a mie^.ng va` |
| nhu*~ng chu*'ng co' the^? ha.i to*'i ra(ng.                                |
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U?a, Hmmm ... @#$%$#@ ??? Ma^'y co^ la'ng gie^`ng o+? dda^u dza^.y ??? @#$%$#
??? :-)))
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| Ra(ng vo*'i to'c la` go'c con ngu*o*`i                                     |
| Ru.ng ra(ng ho'i to'c la` -do^'i tu*o*.ng che^......                       |
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Hmmm ... @#$%$#@ How about using kem "Hy no^'t" (spell???) @#$%^%$# :-)))
va` thuo^'c gia truye^`n dde^~ kho?i ru.ng to'c ha? ??? @#$%$#@# :-)))
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| Chu'c qui' vi. vui ve? va` thu*o*?ng thu*'c nhu*`ng nu. ho^n no^`ng        |
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Co' dda^u ma` thu+o~ng thu+'c hu+? :-))) Bo^. ma^'y co^ American
Indians ngoa.i tru+` uo^'ng ru+o+.u ra cu~ng thi'ch ho^n la('m hay sao ???
@#$%$#@ ??? :-)
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| Co`n the`m.                                                                |
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| D.H. Ca' Va`ng                                                             |
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Ne` ne`, o+? ddo' ma` the`m mo^.t mi`nh ddi hu+? :-)))

Chris