HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: One line bio
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 18:12:12 GMT

In article <1dfdubINN8g9@sal-sun199.usc.edu> rone@sal-sun199.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:

>  Life became much smoother once he stopped resisting Murphy's Law.

"Pursuant to testimony from witnesses, the subject was arrested and 
booked for violating Murphys' Law, attempting to make interchangeable
parts that would. Prosecuters expect an easy conviction."

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"...I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I
thought 'One of us is in real trouble'." Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash 
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From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Subject: My favorite title of the day so far
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 22:03:06 GMT


culled from misc.forsale.computers.mac:

	PowerBoob 145 4/40 for SALE

What, do you suppose, does one do with a powerboob?

The mind boggles....

	-doc
--
Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 543-5004
      We got a kinder, gentler, machine gun hand.
From: tgpt_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Tom Guptill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short, shameful command shell
Date: 6 Nov 92 19:22:49 GMT
Followup-To: alt.rush-limbaugh.fuck.off, talk.bizarre
Organization: University of Rochester (Rochester, NY)


Every time my disk drives autopark and shut down due to inactivity I have
the uncontrollable urge to shell out and reactivate them one by one.


Tom.


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From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: What are the best grad schools for AI?
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 12 Nov 92 15:56:52 GMT
Distribution: all
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,comp.ai
Keywords: smirk, ai

censtad@dumaine.gac.edu (Christopher B Enstad) writes:

>In article <gerald.721503495@gerald>  writes:
>> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>>         ^^^^^^
>> >carasso,
>> 
>> You know, your average baby can't pass the Turing test.
>> 
>> Gerald
>
>T he Turing Test is defeatable and outdated

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT T HE TURING TEST IS DEFEATABLE AND OUTDATED.

Gerald
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From: jon@Turing.ORG (Jon Gefaell (KD4CQY))
Subject: Re: I Have Been Forbidden to Speak the Truth From THIS Account
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:30:45 GMT

In article <6911@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>jon@Turing.ORG (Jon Gefaell (KD4CQY)) writes:
>
>|Mr. DiNardo has been offered an account on The Turing Project. While
>|I certainly understand ATT's excercising their corporate perogative to
>|limit and otherwise control access to their machines, Turing's stated
>|objective is to give a point of access for individuals to express them-
>|selves without restriction.
>
>Well, they say the proof of the pudding is in the eating so let's see you
>offer Roger Carasso (carasso@inference.com) an account.

Let me clarify my statement(s) of the other evening.

I should have said 'Without such restrictions as have been placed on Mr. 
DiNardo by AT&T'  

I certainly reserve the right to abitrarily excercise my perogative as to
whom to grant access to. I didn't say 'for *all* individuals' you see...

I suppose that's how real life works... I'd like to be in a position to
give everyone access, but there are those who would not be given access
to Turing.ORG.

So, I must really apologize for misrepresenting The Turing Project. :(

It's a conspiracy, you see :)

Oh, we *do* accept contributions from users to upgrade equipment, even though 
I said we don't accept donations, that's another mistake, a conspiracy itself.

(A Turing user pointed out that latest inconsistancy in my postings from
last night, so I thought I'd cop to it before I got called on it :)

Oh, so who is this Roger Carrusso? The Banished CPU dude? Whoever he
is, if he's interested in an account, perhaps he could be given one.
>--
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: decisions, decisions revisted
Date: 11 Nov 92 23:25:42 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
The author of "turn" just implemented author killfiles
and a "mark author as important" feature.  So now there's
no contest.

---
c j silverio
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Everything so far
Date: 5 Nov 92 17:15:08 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <1992Nov5.165545.11876@elroy.jpl.nasa.gov> cah@pavonis.JPL.NASA.gov (Allen Halsell) writes:
>No disrespect intended, but what the hell do we need this newsgroup
>for?  It's impossible to create a group that is ONLY constructive
>or even only destructive (see alt.fan.d-q).  So why don't we take
>this back over with the rest of the ranting on alt.pol.clinton?
>

no disrespect intended, but why did you post this into misc.test, fuckhead
loser?
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From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re: Physics Formula of the Day
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 02:13:44 GMT

Sayeth 002519m@ace.acadiau.ca (KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL):
$In article <40244@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> cs199aa@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher) writes:
$>S, the Poynting vector, is the intensity of the electromagnetic
$>wave. Try to use this formula at least once today. Your friends will
$>appreciate it!
$WOW !!!  What a great way to pick up girls!
$(Does the size of the formula affect the magnitude of pleasure?)

   No, but the size of your Poynting vector does.

silver "hey babe, check the magnitude of _this_"
-- 
|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
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From: lalford@fsu1.cc.fsu.edu (LYNN ALFORD)
Subject: Re: short shameful confessions
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.3-4   
Reply-To: lalford@fsu1.cc.fsu.edu
Organization: Florida State University
Distribution:  world
Date: 11 NOV 92 14:43:16    

In article <1992Nov9.174230.8284@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes...
>I have bought an electric meat grinder.
> 
>The instruction manual says "Rival Grinder."
> 
>I can hardly wait to get some rivals to grind up in it.

I think this is going to be my favourite post of the month.

Lynn
  _____      The Darwin fish
\/    o\
/\_____/
  bb bb
I had an opinion just a moment ago.  Now where did I put it?
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From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: bathrooms 2
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:09:39 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.203750.18029@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>
>I think we need more data points.

Yep, I don't know any androgynes however.

mdw
doesn't use public restrooms

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
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From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: The difference between men and women
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 22:49:24 GMT

ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>If a man is shopping[*] for blue jeans, and one size is a little too tight
>and the next size up is a little too loose, he'll buy the bigger size.
>If a woman is shopping for blue jeans, and one size is a little too tight
>and the next size up is a little too loose, she'll buy the smaller size.

They don't call us growing boys for nothing, heh, heh, heh.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: it lives
Date: 10 Nov 92 07:22:15 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2


[turing.org]
Login name: carasso   			In real life: Roger Carasso
Directory: /home/carasso            	Shell: /usr/bin/ksh
Last login Mon Nov  9 12:19 on pts/1 from FOURIER.INFERENCE.COM
No unread mail
No Plan.



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From: kaskubar@kirby.mayo.edu (Bruce Kaskubar)
Subject: test
Organization: Mayo Foundation, Rochester MN. Campus
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 18:31:30 GMT

Just testing to see if I could get here.
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: highway riding
Date: 5 Nov 92 18:17:24 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


In article <1da4qpINN3i6@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
  In article <rv81hbg@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes,
  allowing as how she didn't *know* that motorcycling could be *dangerous*:

	(short shameful sermon elided)
> 
> mini land torpedoes.
> 
> automatic tire-homing guidance. fire and forget.
> 

*tire-homing*? seems as though this would impart undesirable angular momentum
of unpredictable sense in the xy-plane, possibly causing an ugly road hazard
unless you have installed VTOL conflagration-jumping rockets on your vehicle.

Better the heat-seeking missile lobbed forward at about 60 degrees from
horizontal, targeting the engine block.

Or the large-caliber fender-mounted automatic cannon.

jkc (two can play at this game, and ma & pa rambo don't ride astride
	the engine of their Ford.)
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Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 13:01:46 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Nov4.213053.5235@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>I want one of those five-foot-long body pillows to snuggle up against.
>
>Mark., cold nights in a shoddily-built apartment on the High Plains

Do you have control of the heat in your apartment?

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
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From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Why the Naming Contest Is Doomed to Failure
Organization: Rice University
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 04:07:17 GMT

I have had an insight.  It came to me suddenly as I was worming my way across
a sooty duct, twelve feet off the floor and two feet above the suspended 
ceiling of the Bank One building in downtown Houston.  I did not fall off
the duct, but I did drop my flashlight on my boss's head.  

The insight, Aaron, is this: There is nothing between 'newbie' and 'oldbie',
because one is not the precursor of the other.

This is what most people believe: eventually, a hard-working and talented
newbie can graduate to stand tall and smug amid the ranks of the Elder Gods.
However, this is simply not how it works.

A good analog is the peerage in England.  A commoner can amass great sums of
cash, live in a veritable palace, and buy all the trappings of royalty.  
However, this person will never be invited to play croquet with the true
bluebloods, for they can never gain that which they were not born with.

This, then, is the situation in talk.bizarre.  Over there, sitting in the 
seats at the very back of the schoolbus, are the Cool Kids: the oldbies.
Most of them are very talented.  Some of them are in dire need of 
trepanation.  None of them will ever admit a former-newbie to their ranks.

Sprawling across the remaining seats are WE: the mighty proletariat newbies.
Some of us drift in for a post or two, have our egos battered, and forlornly
waft out again, perhaps coming to rest in alt.stupid or some similarly
pathetic hellhole.  Some of us retreat to the safety of lurkerdom, reading
the material of the giants but never daring to tender original offerings,
for fear of rebuke (or worse: silence!).  And then, there is that unique
class of newbies: The cave newt.

That's me.  That's probably you.  Even some people who consider themselves
oldbies are probably cave newts.  Cave newts are newbies who, by dint of
agressiveness, stubbornness, and maybe a streak of genuine strangeness,
continue to post to the T.B. landfill.  They have carved a niche for them-
selves -- not necessarily a POSITIVE niche, but a niche nonetheless.  They
are an integral force in talk.bizarre, comprising as we do the largest portion
of the active populace, and without us T.B. might well be a poorer place.

But we must never forget our shameful, gawky roots.  We are still at heart
newbies: a little more callous and hardened; a little wiser to the slights
and stings of a thoroughly cruel world; but newbies all the same.  We will
always be newbies, after a fashion.  As long as one Oldbie remains to draw
breath, no cave newt will ever really be able to claim their title.

And that, my friends, is Why We Will Have To Kill Them All.

--
HWRNMNBSOL
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From: cooper@fbi.gov (Agent Cooper)
Subject: Re: the FBI is after me, really
Organization: The Federal Bureau of Investigation
Date: 5 Nov 92 17:37:21 GMT

pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
:
|>A user on your system is utilizing your mail to commit a federal
|>offense. I am sending a copy of his correspondence to the FBI.
|>You should take action to prohibit this person from utilizing your system.
:
|>I have sent this letter to the FBI. Seriously. I hope that you will
|>understand that your suggested actions are not only unacceptable... 
|>they are illegal.
:
|so, anyone ever have the FBI chase after them for a usenet posting. [...]
:
|[...] oh, this was in response to an ulta-sarcastic
|posting about bush which i would love to repeat to you in person. [...]

"Ultra-sarcastic posting"? Too late to wimp out now commie libertarian
hippy fag boy. I's a comin'...
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From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:30:03 GMT

In article <1dp93hINNmhc@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>In article <BxIHEH.1p5@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>
>Now, just a second here.  Mbur is definitely VOLCANO FODDER, and I
>thoroughly encourage instructing Welsh to SUCK WEASEL, even if I
>rather doubt compliance will be forthcoming, 

You've got it all wrong. Mike's WEASEL FODDER and I'm currently sucking
on a volcano.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
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From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: ssc
Keywords: how can you have nostalgia for something you didn't live through? GX
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 07:17:32 GMT

zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) writes:

>Curtis, we are MUCH cooler than the hippies ever were.  We do body-piercing.

Ogawd, body piercing is sooooooo passe.  It was branding for awhile,
but now it's POKING YOUR EYES OUT WITH A SHARPENED A-440 TUNING FORK.


-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
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From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: What are the best grad schools for AI?
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 12 Nov 92 02:21:17 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Keywords: chuckle

grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy) writes:

>In article <gerald.721503495@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>*carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>*        ^^^^^^
>*>carasso,
>*
>*You know, your average baby can't pass the Turing test.
>
>How about a Volkswagon?  An average one I mean.

It can't pass a Volkswagon either.

Gerald -actually, it was supposed to be "humidifier", but you got the
	general idea.
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 11 Nov 1992 00:34:28 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

>been most unimpressed.  The first, the thankfully discontinued SL-PJ11,
>[stuff deleted]
>It's the most frustrated I've been since I owned a Ford Escort.

Hey, the Escort gets bad press, but it's not all that awful.  All you have
to do is replace the cylinder head every 25,000 miles.  Oh yes, and make
sure you have both metric and standard tools....
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: The fine art of procrastination (the Bone Mama helps a bunch)
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 04:45:00 GMT

In article <1dkmjtINNg9v@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>
>I've read the news four times (it takes a while, these
>days, since I have to be the proper athiest and put the
>fear of god out of the god-accepting twits who occasionally
>let their objectivity slip over in sci.physics), my mail
>twice, checked out the latest skein of
>alt.binaries.pictures, and gone to the bathroom more than
>the average bear....

And all that while repeatedly playing a dance mix of Enya's 'Na Laetha Geal 
M'oige' on his MIDI pan flute.  Simply incredible.

mdw

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: bits of skin
Date: 13 Nov 92 20:02:43 GMT
Organization: University of Waterloo

As my new ex was busy packing her stuff and that of mine which she
has claimed I enjoyed the company of my friend Lou. Lou has a one
item diet. After dressing the wound to my skull Lou ordered pizza.
After a brief interlude of recreational toking the bell rang.
Lou paid the driver and brought the pie to the table. Being hungry
and still somewhat dazed by the recent blow to the skull, I flung
open the box and as Lou protested I stuffed my mouth full. Lou    
proceeded to tell me that the new thermal transport units that his
company had installed could keep a pie oven hot for up to fifty 
minutes. As I type I am playing with the little strands of burned 
flesh on the roof of my mouth with my tongue.
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, curious, confession
Date: 6 Nov 1992 17:54:06 -0800
Organization: <censored>
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sal-sun199.usc.edu
Keywords: duh

In article <1de98rINNmr0@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>I couldn't stand it anymore. I went and looked in misc.test to see how many  
>posts were there from the re:gloat thread.
>52 so far. 
>Any side bets on how many more there will be?

That depends.  Are we counting the twinks who have contributed to the thread
more than once?

5150
they should be in a special bracket imho
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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: the FBI is after me, really
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 22:28:58 GMT

Agent Cooper (cooper@fbi.gov) wrote:
: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
: :
: |>A user on your system is utilizing your mail to commit a federal
: |>offense. I am sending a copy of his correspondence to the FBI.
: |>You should take action to prohibit this person from utilizing your system.
: :
: |>I have sent this letter to the FBI. Seriously. I hope that you will
: |>understand that your suggested actions are not only unacceptable... 
: |>they are illegal.
: :
: |so, anyone ever have the FBI chase after them for a usenet posting. [...]
: :
: |[...] oh, this was in response to an ulta-sarcastic
: |posting about bush which i would love to repeat to you in person. [...]
: 
: "Ultra-sarcastic posting"? Too late to wimp out now commie libertarian
: hippy fag boy. I's a comin'...

My gosh, Cooper really >was< taken over by the Black Lodge.

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"It's not my fault.  The orchestra has disappeared."
   ---Hector Berlioz
Current Album--'Til Tuesday:Everything's Different Now
Current Read--Louis L'Amour:Reilly's Luck
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From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 18:49:19 GMT

I was really disappointed when no-one was raptured on October 28.
I had been reminding everyone at work to be ready for it.

I want there to be _substantial, tangible_ proof of Christianity
so that I can fairly consider it and then reject it on moral/ethical 
grounds.  The seven years of Tribulation would have given me plenty
of time to think it over.

This is getting too long for an ssc.
  -- Clifton

--
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"Whatever flames upon the night/Man's own resinous heart has fed." - W. B. Yeats
Organization: Sophomore, Physics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Date: Thu,  5 Nov 1992 02:51:35 -0500 
From: Faisal Nameer Jawdat <fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Just so you know....

oh so i can't spell, so what...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Hardcore Haiku (was Blue Haiku (was Glam Metal Haiku (was Heavy Metal Hiku)))
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 03:30:28 EST
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <JON.92Nov12111135@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
>In article <schnitzi.721586581@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>
>   rint69@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (rintoul bradley e) writes:
>
>   >Pale grey skin on bone
>   >Death comes to you,teeth gnashing
>   >Slain without knowing
>
>   Baby, can't you see
>   And this comes straight from the heart
>   I need you tonight
>
>I am so God damn
>stinkin rotten lowdown blue
>My baby left me

Tsk.  Remember the rule.  All haikus start with either
"Cherry blossoms fall" or "Moonlight on bare trees."

Adhering to this simple rule, here's the hardcore haiku:

Moonlight on bare trees
Yeah, I hate the government
Reagan sucks, fuck you.

ljd
Flipper suffered for their music, now it's your turn
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From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 17:47:04 GMT


In article <1992Nov9.214610.1312@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca) writes:

	Yes, I admit it.  I gave Alfvaen the inspiration for the
   "name the rank-and-file of talk.bizarre" contest, because the
   ---
   David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.
   ^^^^^^^^^^^

RIM JOCKEY.


       
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