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From: lanquan@punisher-gw.caltech.edu (La^?n Qua^?n)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [joke] Thi -Do^'
Date: 6 Oct 1992 13:08:02 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: punisher.caltech.edu
Originator: lanquan@punisher

		THI -DO^'

Mo^.t ca^.u sinh vie^n Ba'ch Khoa vo^'n va^~n tu+. ha`o ve^` kie^'n
thu+'c sie^u vie^.t cu?a mi`nh ne^n dda^m ra nga.o ddo+`i.  Mo^.t
ho^m nha^n di.p ve^` que^ nghi? he`, ngo^`i ta'n do'c vo+'i mo^.t
ba'c nha` que^, ca^.u tha^'y ba'c ta kho+` kha.o qua', ne^n ddi.nh
ddu`a dai.  Ca^.u sinh vie^n dde^` nghi. :

-- Na`y ba'c o+i!  Cha'u vo+'i ba'c thi ddo^' nhe'.  Cu+' ba'c ddo^'
   cha'u mo^.t ca^u, cha'u la.i ddo^' ba'c mo^.t ca^u.  Ne^'u cha'u
   bi', cha'u chi.u thua ba'c 10 ddo^`ng, co`n ba'c bi', ba'c thua
   cha'u 1 ddo^`ng tho^i, ba'c chi.u kho^ng ?

Ba'c no^ng da^n ga^.t dda^`u ddo^`ng y', ca^.u sinh vie^n ddo^`ng y'
dde^? ba'c ddo^' tru+o+'c.  Ba'c ta lie^`n ra dde^` :

-- Ddo^' ca^.u con gi` 22 dda^`u, 7 con ma('t 5 dduo^i 55 cha^n ?

Ca^.u sinh vie^n bo'p o'c ngo^`i thu+` ra mo^.t lu'c ro^`i ra^`u ri`
mo'c to+` gia^'y 10 ddo^ ra tra?.  To+'i phie^n ca^.u ra dde^`, ca^.u
tha('c ma('c muo^'n bie^'t con qua'i va^.t gi` ky` qua'i nhu+ ba'c
no^ng da^n vu+`a ddo^', be`n ddo^' la.i ba'c ta ca^u a^'y.

Ba'c no^ng da^n vu+`a nghe ddo^' xong, so^'t sa('ng mo'c ra to+` gia^'y
1 ddo^ ddu+a ca^.u dda'p:

-- Tui chi.u thua.  Tui cu~ng ho^?ng bie^'t con ddo' la` con gi`? !!!
From: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (H.K.B.T)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Military humor
Date: 30 Sep 92 15:47:43 GMT
Reply-To: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (H.K.B.T)
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.  Mt. View, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: eb4ts1.ebay.sun.com



Military humor


An American Marine commando is sent to Alaska for a one month stint in the cold.Early one morning, the sargeant barges in on the sleeping soldiers and yells:

"All right!  Everybody up!  I want you all to go outside in the nude, in line.
I want you to be close enough to the man in front of you to make him smile.
Let's go!  Let's go!"

Three minutes later, all the men are forming a tight line in front of the
barracks.  All are naked, even though the temperature is below freezing. 
The sargeant comes out sporting a very comfy looking coat and holding a small
whip in his hand.  He smiles and says, "You may take a step back now."  And
the men do.

Walking up and down the line, the sargeant suddenly hits one of the soldiers
across the back.  Glaring at his he yells, "Soldier did that hurt?"

"No sir!"

"And why is that soldier?"

"Because I'm a Marine, sir!"

Satisfied, the sargeant spots another victim and slashes across his chest.
The sargeant bellows, "Soldier did that hurt?"

"No sir!"

"And why is that soldier?"

"Because I'm a Marine, sir!"

The sargeant keeps on inspecting the ranks and notices one soldier with a huge
erection.  Thinking nothing of it, he smashes the whip (actually, it's not a
whip.  It's one of those things Hitler used to walk around with.  It's called
a "cravache" in French but I don't know the English equivalent for it.  At any
rate, it doesn't cut the guy's dick off)... The sargeant smashes the whip on
the soldier's dick.  With foam at the corner of his mouth, the sargeant
screams, "Soldier did that hurt?"

"No sir!"

"And why is that soldier?"


"Because it wasn't mine, sir!"
From: lpham@hpldsla.sid.hp.com (Leslie Pham)
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 20:42:28 GMT
Subject: Su*u Ta^`m.........
Organization: HP Scientific Instruments Division - Palo Alto, CA
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese

           Whole  Lot'a Shakin' Goin'on : HISTORY'S GREATEST HITS.

                 Our planet has gone through some extraordinary 
		 tremblings and shakings over the years.Here are
		 accounts of some of its most famous earthquakes.


         ** LISBON
	   November 1, 1755:
	   Lisbon , Portugal. Chandeliers swung in cathedrals all over 
	   Europe. About 60,000 people diet, most from the tsunamis that
	   followed the quake. The quake's epicenter was thought to be
	   under the ocean. Waves caused so much damage in North Africa
	   that some thought there had been a separate quake there !

         ** MINO-OWARI
	    October 28, 1891: 
            Mino-Owari, Japan.
	    An earthquake left 7,000 dead. By studying the rmains of the
	    earthquake, scientist Bunijiro Koto figured out that quakes 
	    are caused by the breaking and falling of rocks.
         
         ** SAN FRANCISCO
	    April 18, 1906 :
	    San Francisco, California.
	    The fire that followed the quake couldn't be put out of for days
	    because all the water pipes had broken . About 5,000 people died.

         ** YOKAMAHA
            Yokamaha , Japan :	    
            About 200,000 people were killed. Most died in fires that consumed
	    nearby Tokyo.

         ** TANGSHAN
	    July 28, 1976 :
	    Tangshan, China . 
	    Over 240,000 people were killed in this city of one million       
	    people. The quake measured 8.2 on the Richter Scale and was 
	    felt as far as 500 miles (800km) away.

         ** MEXICO CITY
            September 19, 1985 :
	    Mexico City, Mexico.
	    Over 4,000 people died , many because of poorly constructed
	    buildings.

         ** ARMENIA
	    December 7, 1988 :
	    Armenia. the earthquake measured 6.8 on the Richter Scale.
	    Four minutes after shock measuring 5.8 followed. Over 55,000
	    people died, and half a million were left homeless.

         ** SAN FRANCISCO
	    October 17,1989 :
	    Loma Prieta, California (near San Francisco).
	    Baseball's World Series was in progress when an earthquake
	    of magnitude 7.1 shook the Bay area. Sixty-two people were
	    killed, a huge number for a city as earthquake ready as
            San Francisco.
                                              
               ___________________________________________________      					      
            
					      Bie^?n Ma(.n

Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: edd808n@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au (TL Huynh)
Subject: [tho*] Bie^?n Va('ng
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 10:21:15 GMT








Bie^?n Va('ng


bie^?n va('ng co^`n hoang hoa tra('ng vao`
ngo? lo*`i ve vuo^'t ca't xanh xao
lu~ co`ng cuo^'ng qui't se tha`nh chuo^~i
nhu*~ng ha.t cha^u sa ca't bie^?n nha`o

co^`n hoang gio' tho^?i ca't bay bay
ngu*o*`i co`n rong duo^~i bu*o*'c cha^n say
lu~ co`ng ngo* nga'c nhi`n nu*o*'c ca.n
nhu*~ng ha.t cha^u nga` vo*~ tre^n tay

tru*a va('ng co^`n hoang so'ng va^~n vang
ngu*o*`i co`n tho* tha^?n bu*o*'c lang thang
ma('t buo^`n hiu ha('t nhi`n gio' lu*o*.n
bo*` da`i o^m a^'p bie^?n cu*u mang

so'ng nu*o*'c co`n vang thuo*? -da(ng cai
ngu*o*`i hoa`i o^m a^'p mo^.t hi`nh ha`i
vo*~ tu*`ng co*n so'ng tan trong nu*o*'c
mo^.t co~i -di ve^` na(.ng hai vai

ti`nh na`o trao vo^.i so'ng chu*a le^n
-de^? con so'ng nho? va^~n le^nh -de^nh
tha^?n tho* lay la('t cu`ng rong bie^?n
ma~i hoa`i muo^n kie^'p va^~n buo^`n te^nh

ba~i va('ng co^`n hoang bo'ng ngu*o*`i thu*o*ng
tha^~n tho*` ngo'ng -do*.i ca'nh rong vu*o*ng
cu?a con so'ng nho?, lo*`i nha('n gu*?i
mo^.t co~i be^`nh bo^`ng va^~n -du*a hu*o*ng


				- tl -



_______________htl_________________________________________________________
From: daudo@bcars201.bnr.ca (Dau Do)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Tho+ --- Va.n Ly' Tha`nh Sa^`u
Date: 28 Sep 92 14:04:08 GMT
Reply-To: daudo@bcars201.bnr.ca (Dau Do)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada

In article <1992Sep28.053126.7723@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, qpham@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Quynh Ngoc Pham) writes:
>In <1992Sep25.181215.16518@engage.pko.dec.com> lethien@STRATA.enet.dec.com (NoLordShallStandBeforeMyself,IamDeicide) writes:
>
>...deleted ...
>
>>		Say su+a nghi~ cu~ng hu+ ddo+`i
>>		Hu+ tho+`i hu+ va^.y, say tho+`i cu+' say
>>		Tro+`i say tro+`i cu~ng ddo? gay
>>		-Da^'t say dda^'t cu~ng la(n quay ai cu+o+`i ?
>		^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>		Tui say tho+ cu~ng la(n quay ai cu+o+`i ?
>
>Ddu'ng kho^ng hi? HTC Jr ??
>		
>>					-Ta2n -D` NKH-
>
>
>	Mo^.t chai , chu+~ vie^'t nghie^ng nghie^ng
>   Hai chai , con ma('t ke^n ke^n gia^.n ddo+`i
>	Ba chai , he^'t bie^'t ddu+'ng ngo^`i
>   Bo^'n chai , la.i muo^'n la`m tho+ ta(.ng ngu+o+`i
>	Na(m chai .... 

        Na(m chai, tho+ vie^'t dda` say
    Sa'u chai, thi si~ na(`m quay tre^n giu+o+`ng

   HAHAHAHAHA ... HTC Jr. la`m to+'i sa'u chai la` le^n giu+o+`ng ngu? ro^`i !!

>
>
>Hi` hi` ... ai tie^'p dzo^ du`m ddi ...  Tui ddi kie^'m va`i chai
>la`m thu+? coi xi~n no' ra ma^`n ra(ng !!
>
>Mai mo^'t ra tru+o+`ng ma` kie^'m kho^ng ra job, do.n nha` dde^'n ga^`n
>cho^~ HTC Jr ba'n beer cu~ng ddu? la`m gia`u ro^`i 

Ne^'u mo+? ha`ng ba'n beer ba^y gio+` thi` AT LEAST ba'n sa'u chai mo^~i nga`y
Co`n ve^` sau co' the^? kha' ho+n ... hi` hi`

>
>Bye bye
>Have fun vo+'i ma^'y chai beer nha HTC Jr
>
>NQ
>

Con Ca' Ma^.p
From: knguyen@emr1.emr.ca (Kim Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese,ott.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [MISC] Quebec and Vietnamese
Date: 26 Sep 92 03:24:46 GMT
Organization: Energy, Mines, and Resources, Ottawa

In article <1992Sep26.013340.13463@cunews.carleton.ca> nguyen@turing.scs.carleton.ca (H.H. Nguyen) writes:
>	Greetings,
>
>	In an essay published on Maclean's (Sept 21, 1992), former 
>Canadian PM Pierre Trudeau stingingly criticized Quebec's quest for 
>independence.
>
>	Among his arguments, he wrote: "There is a very good chance then,
>that Quebeckers of Irish, Jewish or Vietnamese origin - even if they
>speak perfect French - would have trouble claiming to belong to this
>'distinct society'."  The 'distinct society' in question is Quebec,
>which Trudeau characterized elsewhere in the same essay as "frankly 
>racist".  
-------
- don't look down on Trudeau. Although his statement is sometimes arrogant,
but truly frank. That is why people don't like him. If we like to live in
fantasy and ideal it's fine. Racism is bad, discrimination is bad, but it
will last as long as human being still live on this earth.
Take a look at this : We are in a difficult time to get a job. Immigrants
are the targets. I often take a bus to go to work. On the bus, I pay attention
to a talk between a white man and a young programmer whose skin *may be* from
Middle East*. Both are working in the same department as I do.The white man
is more moderate than the programmer who talks about why there are *too much*
Chinese people got good jobs here while *our Canadians* (like him) find hard 
to get it. He blames and blames...One day, on the same bus with the same two
persons who are talking to each other. I found out that the programmer's
father has fled Khomeini regime and brought his family (including the would-
to-be programmer who was very, very young) to Canada. Wholy ! He is a refuge
like me ! The difference is his nose, hair and face *look like* the white
man. I look at him with bitterness, sadness. I try to swallow back inside
what I would like to utter something about kids and teachers who work 
together to prepare a non-racial, non-nationalistic society. But, look,
the reality is what people don't like to accept. On surface, it's clear
that *racist* is the bad,bad, bad word, but in reality it is up what kind
people you contact,
- Trudeau is right. He is not racist, but pragmatic. With this sensitive issue
like this, He is not a liar. What he said echoes to your heart not only stop
at your ear.
- Quebec movement : they try to protect their heritage, language and their
future. Everybody knows that. They have briliant politicians who fight
for their people. But, one sad thing is they do it for their own, own people;
what about pitiful Indians who scatters the land ? What about minorities who
often the targets when things go sour in economy. Trudeau is right to say
what no politician on now-stage dare to say.
From: 0005359961@mcimail.com (Van Tran)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [POL] Western Democracy and the Third World
Date: 5 Oct 92 02:39:13 GMT
Reply-To: 0005359961@mcimail.com
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu

Hi there:

I've followed the debate initiated by a netter in Australia about
western democracy, Vietnam, and so on. I found this book is very helpful
as far as the debate is concerned:

Tran, Van Dinh, Indepedence, Liberation, Revolution: An Approach
to the Understanding of the Third World. Norwood, N.J.: Ablex 
Publishing Corporation, 1987.

Despite its slim volume (262 pp), the book gives a comprehensive study
of various independence movements in the Third World, ranging from
Vietnam to China to India, among others. Dr. Dinh also attempted to 
explain how the western democracy has influenced the Third World, and
pointed out some of the lessons to be learned for those countries.

Dr. Tra^`n Va(n DDi.nh is a scholar at Temple University in PA. He
was the Vietminh's Army Chief of Staff in Laos during the Franco-
Vietminh War. After 1954 he went south and served in the First Republic's
diplomatic corp and as an advisor to President Ngo^ DDi`nh Die^.m. (*)

Regards,
Tra^`n Y' Va^n

(*) This short bio is given as best as I could. Don't blame me for 
any factual errors since my memory is very rusty.
From: lam@tesla.ece.wisc.edu (Nguyen Lam)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Di.ch  "be^? da^u"
Date: 30 Sep 92 04:14:04 GMT
Reply-To: lam@tesla.ece.wisc.edu
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin-Madison, ECE Dept..

Ne^'u kho^ng thi'ch du`ng tie^'ng La Tinh (vicissitudes), to^i nghi~ cu~ng co' the^?
di.ch "no^m na" la` ups and downs.
References: <7akzmk@rpi.edu>
From: vnguyen@badline2.next.com (Vincent Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: -Da.i na'o giang ho6`
Date: 5 Oct 92 23:17:24 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.044137.18636@ultb.isc.rit.edu> spr9279@ritvax.isc.rit.edu  
writes:
> 
> 	-DKDQM xin cha`o ta^'t ca? ca'c vi. ba(``ng hu+~u tre^n giang ho^`SCV.
> -Da~ tu+` la^u -DKDQM Ta. Va^n Nha.c na^`y ma~i lo luye^.n kie^'m pha'p ne^n
> kho^ng co' nhie^`u thi` gio+` -de^? ma` -da`m lua^.n cu`ng vo+'i qui' vi.  
Va^.y
> mong ca'c vi ba(`ng hu+~u bo? qua cho....
> Tru+o+'c khi xuo^'ng nu'i, su+ phu. cu?a ta.i ha. co' ho?i mo^.t ca^u :
> 
> "Anh hu`ng ta.o tho+`i the^' hay tho+`i the^' ta.o anh hu`ng?"Ta.i ha. nghi~
> kho^ng ra ca^u tra? lo+`i .. va^.y co' ba(~ng hu+~u na`o tre^n cho^'n giang
> ho^` vui lo`ng giu'p cho ta.i ha. kho^ng?
> Tha`nh tha^.t ca?m o+n tru+o+'c...
> Ki'nk cha`o
> -DKDQM
>  
 Dda~ la^u la('m ro^`i, ba^`n ta(ng giu'p su+ phu. luye^.n mo^.t bao? bo^'i Vo`  
La^m Chi Bao? dde^? tra^'n a'p ye^u ma ta` dda.o ; Tuy vie^.c chu+a xong,nhu+ng  
o+? chu`a Thie^'u La^m na`y, sa'ng luye^.n co^ng, to^'i la.i pha?i tu.ng king ,  
kie^ng cu+~...cha'n qua',ne^n ba^`n ta(ng tro^'n  su+ phu. ha. so+n ,chu du  
thie^n ha. cho thoa? chi' tang bo^`ng.Nay la.i ga(.p thi' chu?, qua? la` duye^n  
so^'.
  Ca^u ho?i cu?a thi' chu? dda(.t ra tuy de^~ ma` kho',tuy kho' ma` ra^'t  
de^~.Nga`y xu+a khi Nhu+'t Dda(ng Dda.i Su+ be^n Dda.i Ly' co' qua Trung  
Nguye^n. Dda.i su+ Nhu+'t Dda(ng co' ca^`m mo^.t tra'i tru+'ng vi.t lo^.n va`  
ho?i Tie^?u Long Nu+~ ra(`ng: " Thi' chu? co' the^? cho bie^'t qua? tru+'ng  
vi.t lo^.n co' tru+o+'c  hay con ga` co' tru+o+'c". Ca^u chuye^.n ddo' dde^'n  
nay va^~n ddu+o+.c lu+u truye^`n trong gio+'i giang ho^` (Kho^ng tin thi` xem  
bi' ca^'p Tha^`n Ddie^u Dda.i Hie^.p cu?a HK). Cu~ng va^.y su+ phu. cu?a ba^`n  
ta(ng co" da.y " Co' sa('c cu~ng nhu+ la` vo^ sa('c va` vo^ sa('c cu~ng nhu+  
la` co' sa('c, hoa(.c Co' cu~ng la` kho^ng , kho^ng cu~ng la` co' va^.y".  
(To+'i nay ba^`n ta(ng cu~ng kho^ng hie^?u la` co' layoff hay kho^ng nu+~a)
  Kho^ng bie^'t ca^u tra? lo+`i cu?a ba^`n ta(ng co' giu'p thi' chu? ddu+o+.c  
ti' na`o kho^ng va^.y.

Vin-cent Tie^?u Su+  
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: dien@bnr.ca (Dien Nguyen)
Subject: [NHA.C] Piano Classics 
Originator: dien@bcrks77
Reply-To: dien@bnr.ca (Dien Nguyen)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ltd
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 19:59:09 GMT


To those of you who would like to try something different and to discover the riches of the 
instrument !

The CD contains very popular piano classics , played by a rather well known pianist and issued
at bargain price !!! Here it is :

BEST-LOVED PIANO CLASSICS - CDZ7625232 

Issued by EMI LASER . The pianist is MOURA LYMPANY .

The disc is well-filled . It runs for ~75min and contains such well known pieces as : Fur Elise , 
Clair De Lune , Fantaisie-Impromptu , Humoresque , Nocturnes ....

Enjoy! 
-- 
 ------------------------------------------------------------------
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 Bell Northern Research	Phone: (613) 763-2017	Nepean, Ontario
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Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: Van Tran <0005359961@mcimail.com>
Subject: [THO+] THO+ TRA^`N Y' VA^N
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: 0005359961@mcimail.com
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 14:51:13 GMT

Sau dda^y la` hai ba`i tho+ di.ch...

Ho^`i Hu+o+ng
~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Lu'c ddi co`n tre?, lu'c ve^` gia`
Gio.ng tho+`i nhu+ cu~, to'c ra^m hoa
DDa`n tre? nhi`n cha(m nhu+ng cha(?ng bie^'t
Ca? cu+o+`i, "Kha'ch dde^'n tu+. phu+o+ng xa#?" 

                                   Tra^`n Y' Va^n

          Nguye^n ta'c:

          Ho^`i Hu+o+ng Nga^~u Thu+
     
          Thie^'u tie^?u ly gia la~o dda.i ho^`i,
          Hu+o+ng a^m vo^ ca?i ma^'n mao to^`i#.
          Nhi ddo^`ng tu+o+ng kie^'n ba^'t tu+o+ng thu+'c,
          Tie^'u va^'n kha'ch to`ng ha` xu+' lai#.

                                             Ha. Tri Chu+o+ng


Ho^`i Hu+o+ng - Ba`i Tie^'p
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Que^ nha` khua^'t bo'ng ma^'y na(m xa 
Cuo^.c ddo+`i mo`n mo?i tha'ng nga`y qua.
Rie^ng nu+o+'c ho^` trong soi tru+o+'c cu+?a
So'ng co`n ma~i lu+o+.n gio' xua^n ho`a#.

                                    TYV

     
          Nguye^n ta'c:

          Ho^`i Hu+o+ng Nga^~u Thu+

          Ly bie^.t gia hu+o+ng tue^' nguye^.t dda
          Ca^.n lai nha^n su+. ba'n tie^u ma
          Duy hu+~u mo^n tie^`n ki'nh ho^` thu?y
          Xua^n phong ba^'t ca?i cu+.u tho+`i ba#.

                                    HTC
From: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (H.K.B.T)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Friday Joke
Date: 2 Oct 92 13:09:35 GMT
Reply-To: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (H.K.B.T)
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.  Mt. View, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: eb4ts1.ebay.sun.com




A small girl was about to have her birthday.  Her parents asked
her, "So tell us, what would you like for your birthday?" The girl
replies, "Green golf balls."  The parents look at her quizzically and 
ask her why to which she replies, "It's a secret."

The following year, as her birthday neared, her parents again asked
her once again what she wanted for her birthday.  She replied, "Green
golf balls."  Again they asked her why, and she replied "It's a secret."

The following year, the routine persisted, with the same question 
from the parents and the same answer from the child.

On her 18th birthday, the young girl was lying on her deathbed.  Her
parents told her, "For years now, we have asked you what you wanted
for your birthday, and you have replied 'Green golf balls'.  Every
year we granted your wish and gotten you green golf balls.  We now
fear that this may be your last birthday.  Would you please tell us
what the secret was behind the green golf balls?"  The young girl
looked painfully up at her parents and replied, "Yes, now you may know the secret."  

At that moment she died.


	have fun
	H.K.B.T
From: bui@hanoi.nsc.com (Cuong Bui)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [MISC] Ki.ch tho+ Kie^`u Loan
Date: 6 Oct 92 20:07:16 GMT
Organization: National Semiconductor

Chu+o+ng tri`nh ki.ch tho+ Kie^`u Loan , nguye^n ta'c cu?a Hoa`ng Ca^`m
do chi'nh a'i nu+~ cu?a ta'c gia? thu? vai chi'nh:

         4:00PM Sunday Oct 11, 92
         Thi'nh Ddu+o+`ng Scottish Rite
         2455 Masonic Dr.
         San Jose
         (408) 978-7483

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Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: folduon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov
Subject: Re: [tho+]  cha'n -do+`i - again
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date:  5 Oct 1992 08:46 EST  

>>	Co' nghi~a gi` -da^u ca'i ma.ng na`y.
>>	Sao hoa`i chuo^'t la^'y nhu+~ng thu+o+ng vay.
>>	To^i xin ngu+o+`i chu't lo`ng nhung nho+',
>>	tha('p ne'n nhang no+i na^'m mo^. ga^`y
>>	khi xa'c to^i vu`i no+i -da^'t la.nh,
>>	ho^`n nu+o+ng theo nhu+~ng ngo.n gio' ma^y.
>>	To^i van ngu+o+`i, cho+' que^n to^i nhe'.
>>	To^i che^'t ro^`i, lo`ng va^~n -da('m say.
>>	
>>m.l.
> 
>		Co' nghi~a gi` dda^u ca'i ma.ng na`y
>		Ta^.p ta`nh ho^ng bo? nhu+~ng ta^.t hu+
>		Jr. ta luo^n mo^.t lo`ng nhung nho+'
>		Em Miller cho+' na`o pha?i ngu+o+i dda^u ....kha` kha`
>		Khi xa'c ngu+o+i vu`i sa^u lo`ng bie^?n la.nh
>		Ta se~ dum` uo^'ng gio.t ru+o+.u tie^~n ddu+a
>		Ta van ngu+o+i, ddu+`ng ba('t ta pha?i nho+'
>		Ngu+o+i che^'t ro^`i, ma(.c, ta va^~n cu+' say su+a ha` ha`
> 
>		HTC Jr. mo+'i vu+`a uo^'ng 2 chai BUD .....16 oz ha`
> 


	Ca'i ma.ng du` kho^ng -da'ng ca'i chi ...
	Ai ca^`n (Jr) nhung nho+' -de^? la`m gi` ???
	Miller (Jr) o^m la^'y thi` tha^y ke^. .... hhmm..
	Ke^? le^? ma` chi, cu+' nha^.u -di ...
	Khi xa'c to^i vu`i no+i -da^'t la.nh.
	Ho^`n nu+o+ng theo gio', mo^.t mo^'i si ...
	Jr -du+`ng tie^?n -du+a ba(`ng ru+o+.u.
	To^i che^'t ro^`i, sao ba('t xi?n chi ???

m.l.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: chu@hubcap.clemson.edu (tien chu)
Subject: Re: -Da.i na'o giang ho^`
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: chu@hubcap.clemson.edu
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 16:17:56 GMT



>	-DKDQM xin cha`o ta^'t ca? ca'c vi. ba(``ng hu+~u tre^n giang ho^`SCV.
>-Da~ tu+` la^u -DKDQM Ta. Va^n Nha.c na^`y ma~i lo luye^.n kie^'m pha'p ne^n
>kho^ng co' nhie^`u thi` gio+` -de^? ma` -da`m lua^.n cu`ng vo+'i qui' vi. Va^.y
>mong ca'c vi ba(`ng hu+~u bo? qua cho....
>Tru+o+'c khi xuo^'ng nu'i, su+ phu. cu?a ta.i ha. co' ho?i mo^.t ca^u :
>
>"Anh hu`ng ta.o tho+`i the^' hay tho+`i the^' ta.o anh hu`ng?"Ta.i ha. nghi~
>kho^ng ra ca^u tra? lo+`i .. va^.y co' ba(~ng hu+~u na`o tre^n cho^'n giang
>ho^` vui lo`ng giu'p cho ta.i ha. kho^ng?
>Tha`nh tha^.t ca?m o+n tru+o+'c...
>Ki'nk cha`o
>-DKDQM

Ca'i di. -DKDQM na`y ... dzu+`a mo+'i xuo^'ng nu'i -da~ tung ra nan 
gia?i -de^` pha'p go^`i  ...  Ca^u ho?i cu?a ca'c ha. la`m ta.i ha. nho+'
to+'i ca^u ho?i cu?a 1 ng` ba.n la` " A(n -de^? ma` so^'ng hay so^'ng -de^? 
ma` a(n ? " ... ta.i ha. nghi~ hoa`i ma` cu~ng cha(?ng ra ... cuo^'i
cu`ng -di -de^'n ke^'t lua^.n la` fa?i tu`y theo bo^'i ca?nh va` ma^~u
ngu+o+`i mo+'i tra? lo+`i -du+o+.c ...

Trong 1 -da^'t nu+o+'c ma` mo.i ngu+o+`i so^'ng trong thanh bi`nh & dzui
dze? thi` ca'c di. anh hu`ng -da^u ca^`n fa?i tro^? ta`i ra la`m chi ...
Tho+`i the^' na`o ma` cha(?ng co' anh hu`ng ... Va` anh hu`ng chi? tro^?
ta`i khi -da^'t nu+o+'c hay ngu+o+`i kha'c ca^`n to+'i ho. ... 

Anh hu`ng ( gan da. ) ?  Tha^.t kho' ma` -di.nh nghi~a ... no' co' the^?
ca'ch xa ngu ngo^'c ( da.i kho+` ) ba(`ng 1 so+.i chi? ma` cu~ng co'
the^? la` vo^ ta^.n ... ha` ha` , ta.i ha. la.i nghi~ vo+' nghi~ va^?n
nu+~a go^`i ... -da^y chi? la` y' nghi~ tho^ thie^?n cu?a ta.i ha. mo+`
tho^i ... hy vo.ng ca'c ha. ti`m -du+o+.c gia?i -da'p from ca'c netters
kha'c ... Ta.i ha. -di luye^.n Ngo^~ Nga'o tha^`n co^ng -da^y ... ca'c
di. o+? la.i ma.nh do?i ... kha` kha`                    
                                        o(^_^)o ... tdc