From: ski@IVY.PRINCETON.EDU ("Karen Williams")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT4.14.92
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:24:35 GMT


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Too bad about Leona Helmsley going to jail.  Seems like the
"little people" stay on the right side of the law, Leeeeeeooooonnnaaaaaaa ...

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EtTu:  Easy's leather minidress.  Yes, I imagine that type of
       bologna skin attire would send any male hormones into
       overdrive ...

       Where is Julie?  Don't tell me she's decided to do a little
       school work this semester ?!?  HEY JULE ..

T'RESA:  While I was out of touch, did I miss the Hall Name Calling Contest?
	 Is your precious bundle a Michael or Michelle?  And how come DocSam
	 isn't your OB/GYN of choice?

JEEPMAN:   Gosh.  A Birthday.  Where's the cake?  Who made the cake?
	   And how many candles shall we put on the cake?  26?  23?
	   And are you planning to celebrate by calling in sick and
	   getting trashed at every 2-bit bar in northern CA?  If you
	   don't give us the truth, we'll all be forced to write our
	   own scenarios of how you spent your special day ....

	       HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JEEPERS

KEVIN WRIGHT:  I gotta tell ya the last time I asked a question regarding
	       a storyline involving an African American on ATWT, I was
	       doused with gasoline and set aflame.  So, if you don't
	       mind, I won't touch your inquiry with an opinion.  Let
	       some other brave soul tell you they agree that Gavin must
	       be LIVID to have his case tried by a judge of color ...
	       but don't think for a second I'll give you my opinion ..
	       Who the hell are you, anyway?  Are you new around this
	       ward?  Wanna play house?  Or did LeeAnne beat me to that
	       already?

BILL McDANIEL:  Am I the only reader who's noticed how much free time
		all you Purdue people have on your hands ... there must
		be hundreds of comments from various boy-lermakers
		every day on this net !!!!  Oh, yea, I forgot.  You're
		all waiting for your results to printout and you just
		read r.a.t.s. to keep busy .... right ......

		Incidentally, are you in the EE dept. at Purdue?  Do
		you know James Armstrong?  If so, please give him my
		regards.  He graduated from Princeton and I knew him
		while he was here.


YUCKdale, April 14

HIYA, KIDS .........  HIYA ........

Conner wears the most stunning outfits.  (I just had to say that !)

Now.  Margo opens the crate from Cabin's Zurich safe ... the crate
being delivered by none other than Shawn Baxter ... Naturally, as
in all police investigations, there was an audience as the crate was
opened ... H2D and Fannie were there ... why does Fannie want to be
Carolyn Dana's adoptive mother?  So she can ignore her even more?
Geez.  Do these kids raise themselves?  No wonder AnUs is one ...
Is this how Kimkabob raised her kids?

Anyway.  It's just all too perfect.  There's a letter in the crate
itemizing all the people killed under direction from Cabin.  I guess
it doesn't smell of a "set up" to the Hughes because they're both
sitting there impersonating the cheshire cat's grin ....

The whole moider storyline is becoming so convoluted.  I like Pam
Paslow's idea that the Harpers are the real baddies in this whole
scheme, and SuperDick will somehow uncover the truth and be instrumental
in having Cabin acquitted ... but Barbed and SuperDick will get together
because she'll think he's swell and Cabin will decide to become celibate
and go back to Zurich for a few months, only to surface again after
his facial surgery at the hospital where Lilly was transformed from
a 5'2" 19 year old, to a 5'8" 26 year old ... over one summer.

And does Ant'ny Harper really pimp for his wife, or doesn't he know
how many other "bees" have visited her "bloom" ...

How long will Enema be able to write as Amber D'Amour before someone
in the family realizes she's getting huge royalty checks and she doesn't
have a legitimate story to match the megabucks rolling in to the 'Stang.

And did you hear BBoobs call her hubby "KIRKaDOODLE" .. isn't that
a nickname this group assigned to him a long time ago?

Rita:  are you sending copies of all our comments to the writers at
       ATWT?  Another question for you, weren't you at one time a Wendt?
       While I was sedated did you become another name?

       Also, do you know when the ATWT softball game will be this year?

ciao,
BaByDolL