From: Daniel.S.Richman@dartmouth.edu (Daniel S. Richman)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Slash is a racist!!! (Get POSERS off this board)
Date: 11 Apr 92 17:15:29 GMT
 <1992Apr9.175408.2729@seas.gwu.edu> 
 <1992Apr9.233112.19134@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>  
 <92101.094006TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu>
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

In article <92101.094006TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu>
TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu writes:

> Maple is forbidden to have a life.  His only purpose for existance
> is to serve me, his god. 


You truly are pitiful.


> Pop and Glam are not and I repeat not forms
> of metal.  They are just pop and glam trash that pretend to be metal
> bands.  (Thus posers)  They do not belong here because they are not
> metal period.  Anybody who considers Def Leppard to be a form of metal
> is a waste of human flesh and should be made into fertilizer.
> this board.

 Yes they are, Suaron.  Maybe not forms you LIKE, but still types of
metal.
Even so, you can't spend your life labeling everything.

                                                                      
> As I said Maple is a servant breed to destroy all posers.  His existence
> is only made possible to serve me and my war against posers and poser
> lovers such as you.  General metal does not include pop and glam
> bands, no make how they make love to a man.


Gosh you're funny, Suaron.  I guess you've picked up a sense of humor
at college.  Maple is a loser, and I'm beginning to think you're worse.


> Well then petetion and get yourself your own bboard.  Besides half the
> time there are more posts in here than in alt.r-n-r.  People do go to
> the heavy board and post about leppard there.  But purity must start
> here and not there.   We shall not loser the war of the posers!!!

What would I call my board? 
alt.rock-n-roll.heavier.than.rock.n.roll.but.not.quite.heavy.enough.to.b
e.
metal.because.suaron.said.so    ??????

You'd probably like that, though.
 

> Actually I think it bugs the shit out of you cause you realize you are
> an inferior member of the human race.  Else you wouldn't go off on how
> stupid the term is.  Maybe when you go to Washington Maple will take
> you into Room 101 and well if he doesn't see through all your makeup
> who knows???

Not quite, Suaron. The term gives a meaning of "posing" to be like you.
I don't want to be someone who sits on his computer and posts a million
times on a network trying to convince everyone that his music is best
and he's the best because he has no life at college and gets sick of
jerking off in the bathroom. 

Plus, I'd never be inferior musically to you because it is obvious that
you have no knowledge of anything.  I play in a band here, can YOU play
an instrument besides the skin flute?

 
> I didn't know it took much talent to program a synthesizer.  Then use
> that program to make up about ten different songs with practially the
> same lyrics.   G'n'R overall is just a lame band that eMpTyV just
> adores.  So thus all the mindless legions who follow that channel
> as if it were Jim Jones or Charles Mason naturely have to defend
> their beloved leader.

Def Leppard DOES use a synth in some songs, but there is MUSIC behind
it which had to be WRITTEN.  It's not like the Pet SHop Boys.  I hate
synth music, but there is talent behind it as much as I can't stand it.
 Def Lep's
music IS NOT "synth music."  It has some in there in a couple songs. 
Listen to "Tear it Down."  Synth adds effects, and does involve talent
as to WHAT sounds and WHERE.  BUt I won't go into that because I know
it's too complicated for you.


> --slide with me to your netherworld, emotion exquisite in sweet demise
> President Suaron


Whatever.



                                                              Dan