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From: ap290@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ruth M. Hanschka)
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Subject: Re: An observation
Date: 27 Dec 1992 05:33:21 GMT
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In a previous article, ALILESTE@IDBSU.IDBSU.EDU (Dan Lester) says:

>yup....yesterday jayla was here all afternoon....and only slept an hour of
>it...and was great....she got toys too....she's 11 months now, and toddling
>about, and also crawling part of the time....her favorite things were NOT
>the toys, or even opening the presents.....but eating the paper and the
>boxes that they came in....

A kid after my own heart!  She can keep the paper eating part though; that
stuff tastes *nasty*.

>so i fed her bananas and some 'idaho bananas' (also known as mashed potatoes)
>she ate the idahobananas too, but did NOT think they were as good....may have
>been because i put salsa on my baked potatoes instead of milk or butter... 8-)
>
A kid not after my own heart after all...8-(  Salsa is the good part....
Just btw, shouldn't that 8-) be more like o__\    ?
  					  |  /    ?

Or O-) maybe?   

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From:         Tony Harminc <EL406045@BROWNVM.BROWN.EDU>
Subject:      Re: ricemail etc
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Posted on 31 Dec 1992 at 09:02:20 by Evelyn Duncan

>Yes, this new mailer is by a different person (Richard A. Schaffer; he
>has his copyright pop up when one is entering or leaving mail.

Richard is the original author of RiceMail.  He is very approachable
and open to suggestions.  There is an active discussion list for it.

I suspect the copyright notice is because RiceMail is no longer free
to commercial sites.

Tony H.
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From:         Doris Smith <dorisann@TENET.EDU>
Subject:      Re: More songs about buildings and food
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What is a mortice lock?

doris smith (dorisann@tenet.edu)
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From: kieran@world.std.com (Aaron L Dickey)
Subject: Re: Barbie dolls
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 02:44:33 GMT

Rashmi <rashmi%Spl3.ECE.Drexel.EDU@COE.DREXEL.EDU> writes:

>Math class may be tough for both Ken and Barbie, Aaron, but it was only
>Barbie who admitted it.  I agree that the recall is a silly idea, but hope
>the controversy prompts the Barbie-dialogue writers to pay more attention
>while writing her lines in future.

I'm obviously not too familiar with the Barbie genre...is there even a
talking Ken available for sale?  If so, anyone know what sort of things he
says?

I'm still not sure why the phrase was so bad.  Barbie dolls in general
appeal to girls because they sort of identify with "her", or at least with
what they hope to become as teens.  Math class is a part of life, and most
people find it hard at one level or another.  English comp can be hard for
some too...that's life; everyone has his or her talents and failings.  No
biggie.  I think those calling for the recall aren't giving the kids
enough credit; if any little girl gets scared off of math for life because
of something her doll says, then that kid's got some problems that no
"neutral" doll is going to prevent from coming out eventually.

Which is why all little girls should be given a Talking Stimpy instead. :)

>The local Border's had a copy, last time I checked.  I'd guess that any decent
>sized bookstore in NYC probably has a copy.

Yeah, in NYC it'd be easy...I could just go to the latest book-burning
outside the Board of Ed. :)  Unfortunately, I'm stuck in West Virginia,
and the Waldenbooks at the mall just doesn't cut it (the few gay culture
books they have are in the "True Crime" section...whether that's an
editorial comment on the part of the franchisee is left as an exercise for
the professor).

--Aaron
From: jthomas@netsys.com (Jim Thomas)
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Subject: Re: Job Corps
Date: 30 Dec 92 18:52:14 GMT
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In article <WORDS-L%92123013243987@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU> VB7R0046%SMUVM1.BITNET@uga.cc.uga.edu (Bud) writes:
>Why not call it "Yet another inefficent overfunded liberal-backed bureaucratic
>                 waste of money".

Because it's a demonstrably successful program support by both Dems
and Repubs
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Date:         Wed, 23 Dec 1992 01:27:48 GMT
From:         Graham Toal <gtoal@PIZZABOX.DEMON.CO.UK>
Subject:      Re: What's in a name?
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:My sons' father wanted to call his firstborn Peter. I resisted vehemently and
:finally got my choice of Christopher. In Uneducated Aussie English, '-er' is
:often 'schwa' and 'th' is reduced to 't'; the vowels in my surname also become
:an unstressed syllable.... so it was bad enough for me to have to put up with
:being called 'Carol in bed' without doing that to my son. :-(

I don't get it.  What is your surname anyway?  Have you ever told us?  (It
isn't in your headers)

G
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From:         Tony Harminc <EL406045@BROWNVM.BROWN.EDU>
Subject:      Re: glasses and eyes
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Posted on 27 Dec 1992 at 19:35:47 by Ruth M. Hanschka

>In a word, YIPE!  And I thought I was bad!  That sounds like when I try to
>shoot an air rifle [squirrel scaring].  THe guns are calibrated to right-eyed
>people, and I'm a southpaw all the way down.[brains to toes]

The world seems to have recognized that left handed people exist and have
uh, rights, but the same is not true for the left eyed.  I am right handed
but left eyed, and it's a problem.  Using an ordinary 35mm SLR camera
is a pain, particularly as I am blessed with a good sized nose which
gets in the way if I try to apply my left eye to the viewfinder.  Using
a camcorder is in some cases quite impossible.  Others allow the
viewfinder to tilt up, but then the angle leads to disorientation as
I try to pan.  No one seems to treat this seriously :-(

Tony H.
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From:         torkel@SICS.SE
Subject:      Re: Happy New Year!
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  Ruth reflects:

 >The only thing worse than a bore, is another bore commenting on how bad the
 >first one was.  Please keep your inane prattlings on the subject to yourself.
 ><so there><ptttttttbp>

  Actually, in this respect you're no more of a bore than a lot of
other people. I seem to recall an exchange some time ago about
wonderfully witty insults. But you do seem to specialize in the use of
expressions like "<evil smile>" and "<evil grin>", a use that I don't
find boring but peculiarly irritating after a while. I mean, you might
as well go on to write "<devastatingly witty comment>" or "<profound
philosophical insight>" in lieu of those supposed comments or insights
themselves.  The impressions I, as a reader, get of your face and your
intentions and the state of your mind as you write are not determined
by these silly stage directions.
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Date:         Mon, 28 Dec 1992 20:20:29 +0100
From:         torkel@SICS.SE
Subject:      Re: An observation
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              28 Dec 92 02:05:53 +0000. <9212280132.AA27374@sics.se>

 >Try moose.cs.indiana.edu as the site for the webster command?

  I've forwarded your suggestion to our systems people; I can't change the
"websterhost" variable myself. We have a very strict security rule at
SICS: only those who ask for them are given superuser privileges. I've
been very careful not to ask for them...
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Original-From: Ken Wolman <mhwpa!ktw>
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Subject:      Re: Song (for Natalie)

> > hope this has been duly archived by now....
> >
> > and i hope natalies reply is also out there in ftp space by now....
>
> not donne.
>    --Natalie (maynor@ra.msstate.edu)

If it were donne when 'tis done, 't'were well it were donne quickly.

Ken
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Date:         Mon, 21 Dec 1992 18:08:00 CST
From:         "Stephen H. Karlson 753-6980 (815)"
 <TA0SHK1%NIU.BITNET@uga.cc.uga.edu>
Subject:      Let the sniping begin!

It's already happening ... the PC crowd has already been sniping at
Boy Clinton because his cabinet isn't multicultural enough ...
the President-elect responded today by saying, "Look at the quality
of the people I've appointed."

Clinton hasn't even been sworn in yet and it's going badly.  The
idiot Left is going to snipe at him, and Robert Reich and Donna
Shalala, to name two cabinet members, are going to botch their
portfolios.

I think I shall enjoy being in the opposition.  Too bad I haven't
yet bought a tropical island.  'Twould be better to telecommute and
comment on the silliness from my own private country.

Steve Karlson
From: ap290@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ruth M. Hanschka)
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Subject: Re: Neatness on tests
Date: 21 Dec 1992 21:49:43 GMT
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In a previous article, R3EJD@VM1.CC.UAKRON.EDU (Evelyn Duncan) says:

>Hang the typewriters:  what about secretaries?
>
Those are necessities!  Especially for university professors with
handwriting that makes Don and I look like pikers.  Maybe we should
grade profs on their handwriting too?  I've run into a few who wrote
totally illegible comments on exams.  I'm considered a local expert on
digging through horrible handwriting, so if I can't decode it, it's pretty
bad.:-(  That prof. got a D+ for the semester....[I was being generous :-) ]

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Date:         Thu, 31 Dec 1992 13:28:51 CST
From:         Natalie Maynor <maynor@RA.MSSTATE.EDU>
Subject:      Re: inventing a label
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> body-clock confusion of seeing two sunrises in 24 hours. Sun goes down
> here about 4:30 pm, they oughta do something about that.

They do in the summer...

> It's Ney Year's Eve now, way wicked dark, and I had thought there would be
> something akin to Times Square going on, but this place is deader than a

Check out Picadilly Circus.  It's kind of like Times Square on NY's Eve,
isn't it?  I wanted to go there when I was in London to welcome in 1979,
but I ended up eating Spanish food with a Libyan instead.

> doornail. lt's cold and unfamiliar, and I'm having a low grade case of
> fan-tods and wondering yet again why I strayed from the blessed
> burnt-brown cattle pastures of Texas.

Don't go home with the armadillo quite yet.
   --Natalie (maynor@ra.msstate.edu)
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Date:         Tue, 22 Dec 1992 11:49:43 EST
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From:         "Don Moore (813) 974-4078 S/C 574-4078"
 <DBFABAK%CFRVM.BITNET@uga.cc.uga.edu>
Subject:      Re: What kind of people are you, anyway?

*** Resending note of 12/22/92 11:32


>I cannot verify that Rhode Island is the seat of paradise, but I can attest
>that northwestern Ohio is not in contention for the title.

Absolutely! ....the roads alone are evidence enough ....but there is a
paradise, of sorts, not far from the Halifax River.
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Date:         Tue, 29 Dec 1992 16:44:55 CST
From:         Natalie Maynor <maynor@RA.MSSTATE.EDU>
Subject: Re: On the shortage of lives on words-l
Comments: To: WORDS-L@uga.cc.uga.edu

> Typical of you, Natalie. I ask what something is, you invent a label
> for it, and you tell it to me in such a way that it sounds as if you
> are actually giving an answer.

It is an answer.
   --Natalie (maynor@ra.msstate.edu)
From: ap290@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ruth M. Hanschka)
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Subject: Re: [Reindeer-print] Brief Follow-Up
Date: 28 Dec 1992 00:41:19 GMT
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In a previous article, dorisann@TENET.EDU (Doris Smith) says:

>> Luck,
>
>Well, Ruth, I finally succeeded in installing the software, but had to
>delete two seldom used programs in order to do so.  I ran out of room on
>my hard disk. :-(
>
This is a common problem, alas.
>
>
>>
>Hmmm.  A taste temptation, huh?  I thought salsa was a hot tomato relish
>for dipping tortilla chips. . . . Seems as if I need Spanish lessons,
>n'est pas?
Music ones anyway.:-)
>doris
>
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From: rita@eff.org (Rita Marie Rouvalis)
Subject: Re: An observation
Originator: rita@eff.org
Organization: Electronic Frontier Foundation
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 23:46:12 GMT


	You folks have *money* left to shop?  Yikes.  I cleaned the
oven while Nico ran around the house doing little repair jobs with the
manly little electric drill I got him for Christmas.  All in all, less
stressful than a trip to the Mall.

	Little Niki made out like a bandit on her first Christmas
(like there was any question of her not).  She's a happy baby, and
enjoyed all her toys thoroughly, especially the See N' Say from Auntie
:). She's just about coordinated enough now to stick her pacifer in
her own mouth, so it was fun to torment her by holding Peek-a-boo
Ernie just out of her tiny reach.


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Date:         Sun, 20 Dec 1992 22:19:11 -0800
From:         Peter Montgomery <MONTGOMERY@CAMINS.CAMOSUN.BC.CA>
Subject:      Re: Seasonal comfort and joy
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> Well, to be honest, it doesn't really faze me one way or the
> other--if whoever posted that wants God to bless me, then that's
> fine.  That doesn't mean that I have to believe that such a god
> exists.  But I can appreciate the sentiment behind the statement.
> Does that make sense?
>
> --Adam/LH

Eminently, just as a wish for happy holidays is appreciated.
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Date:         Wed, 23 Dec 1992 21:50:18 GMT
From:         Graham Toal <gtoal@CURSCI.CO.UK>
Subject:      Re: Gleanings (73
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On Wed, 23 Dec 1992 09:06:29 EST, "Brad Baxter" <BBAXTER@uga.cc.uga.edu> wrote:
>      I once read an article about how a Sinclair computer user managed
> to get his little box to print.  He put a light sensor in a clear suction
> cup and stuck it to the lower right corner of the TV screen.  He then
> turned on and off the pixel under the sensor, causing the sensor to
> transmit the proper codes to the printer.  I found this story wonderfully
> entertaining.

When we built the first Acorn RISC machine, we hacked up an interface
to it to download stuff from a zx81 by squirting it a bit at a time
down the keyboard port.  (This was the only device that worked in the
very first machine)  [*Don't* ask me why we were downloading stuff from
a zx81...]

G
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From:         Blue eyes cryin' in the rain <TRAVEN@VMS.CIS.PITT.EDU>
Subject:      Re: Hohoho
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>But I don't play the dogs.  If I ever go to a dogtrack, it's gonna be to
>enter and win big.
>                        o/.\____/
>         -- Bernard      \______|
>                         / \  / \

        What an image!  This feisty half-beagle, staring down half of those
        emaciated-looking long-legged greyhounds, then muscling the remaining
        ones aside as he haughtily trots across the finish line.

        I'll put $5 to win on you, pal.

        Merry Christmas!  Did Natalie put a big package of Snausages in your
        stocking?

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From: ap290@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ruth M. Hanschka)
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Subject: Re: More songs about buildings and food
Date: 2 Jan 1993 05:47:51 GMT
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In a previous article, Graham Toal () says:

>:Could be.  But I wonder why people in New England don't call them English.
>:What do you know about the background of English peas, Graham?  Explain to
>
>I've never heard of 'English Peas' in all my life.  Sorry.  Must be
>an American thang.
>
Must be, but not around here.  I've eaten green peas, yellow peas, split
peas, snow peas and blackeyed peas [not bad btw] but never head of English 
peas.  What do these so-called English Peas look like?


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Date:         Sat, 26 Dec 1992 16:20:33 MST
From:         Dan Lester <ALILESTE@IDBSU.IDBSU.EDU>
Subject:      Re: An observation
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          andy lester <alester@meltdown.chi.il.us>,
          Diet List <diet@ubvm.cc.buffalo.edu>
              26 Dec 1992 08:27:27 -0600 from <harwell@TENET.EDU>

On Sat, 26 Dec 1992 08:27:27 -0600 Anne Burton Harwell said:
>The day after Christmas is one of the nicest of the year. The frenzy is

   yes, it is a very nice day....though gray and cold and ugly outside...

>over, we're as far as we can be from the next Christmas, the presents are
>opened, the big sales await, and life goes back to a more leisurely pace.

    as noted, we've done our cleaning up....tree is gone....and all xmas stuff
back in garage....usually would be up a nother week, but it dried out when i
couldn't water it for a few days....and then when did water it it wouldnt
take on more water again...and the water smelled like barf....so it is
all gone....dry tree to the dumpster, water out, house swept and vacuumed,
garage cleaned, etc.

    gail and i are both fighting the bgeinnings of colds, so are taking
it pretty easy...and she's catching some z's at the moment.

   pretty soon i'll have to get going and start cleaning this office at home
instead of messing with mail....but you KNOW which is more fun....

   thanks for calling last nite, anne....was gonna call back, but had a flurry
of about a half dozen calls (we'd called lots of people in daytime, but none
were home)....and figured your ringer would be off anyway....so didn't.

   but thanks for calling...that was really neat....chris is the other
wordsler who has called since my eye trouble started....

    tonite friends coming over to play bridge....and tomorrow will do for
office cleaning, won't it?

hugs

dan the cyclops of potatoland
From: ll23%nemomus@academic.nemostate.edu (Karen Kay)
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Posted on 28 Dec 1992 at 21:57:31 by Natalie Maynor
>I was appalled to discover a few days ago that mail from Mississippi State,
>MS, is going to have Columbus postmarks on it from now on.

Kirksville mail ends up w/ a Quincy postmark, I think (IL, not MA).  I noticed
a slot the other day for a local postmark for the first time, but I don't
know if it's actually new or not.

Karen
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Date:         Tue, 22 Dec 1992 14:04:02 EST
From:         Brad Baxter <BBAXTER@uga.cc.uga.edu>
Subject:      Re: this winter solstice moment
              22 Dec 1992 13:30:03 EST from <KYL120@URIACC.URI.EDU>

>Once again, Have a Merry one or a Happy one or some of each - PEACE!
>
>Lisa

Thank you, Lisa.  I'll take one of each piece, please.

* Alt-Brad *
From: bsinger@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Bayla Singer)
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Date: 26 Dec 92 22:07:13 GMT
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Ken wonders:

>I can understand Limbaugh: he's a two-time loser whose ego probably
>crushed his wives even more than his 320-lb bulk.  I can understand
>Clay, or whatever his real name is, in the context of him being a guy
>who pushes dress racks up 7th Avenue.  Serious question, then: why
>would a woman be a woman-hater?

--could it be related to the Jewish Jew-haters?  There are mny folks
who hate the gender/religion/ethnic-group/etc they happen to be born
into... Sometimes it isn't even quite conscious.  I know several older
women (older than I, that is :-) who don't quite trust woman doctor
or other professional of the female gender, but would be quite indignant
if you charged them with being woman-haters.

--bayla (spending next year's income....)


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From: rita@eff.org (Rita Marie Rouvalis)
Subject: Re: Say Something To Jeffrey
Originator: rita@eff.org
Organization: Electronic Frontier Foundation
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 04:21:58 GMT

In article <9212270403.AA25462@Ra.MsState.Edu> Natalie Maynor <maynor@RA.MSSTATE.EDU> writes:

>The list beagle has honored Jeffrey with more than just a hi.  Bernardykins
>has always lusted after little boys.  The lust is beginning to wane a bit
>now, though, since Jeffrey is looking more like a teenager and less like a
>little boy.  Bernard likes them young.

	Uh.  I hope you didn't tell his father *that*.




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