HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 23:30:42 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <8890TB12w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov9.154319.11088@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Vir
>> >In article <9211060901.30@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes
>> >>Actually, the "Will of the Electoral College" has spoken.
>> >>
>> >>He lost the popular vote.
>> >
>> >WRONG, CAVENEWT. Just because he did not get 50% of the popular vote does
>> >not mean he lost. Clinton received 5 MILLION more votes than his nearest
>> >competitor, George "Loser of the 90s" Bush. This is a win, not a loss.
>> 
>> I should have said:
>> 
>> He did not receive a majority of all the votes cast for president.  He receiv
>> 43 % of the popular vote, so he did not get a mandate from the people.
>
>Hardly any President will have had more people vote for him than not vote for
>him.  After all, only about 2/3 of Americans even bother registering to vote.
>
>So for example, Bush never received a mandate from the people, as fewer
>people voted for him than didn't vote for him.
>
>> It is a significant statistic.
>
>Hardly.

It is a significant statistic if you consider that there have only been
three occasions since WWII when a President was elected with less than a
majority of the popular vote.  Admittedly this election was different, in
that a third party candidate got a significant percentage of the vote.

But never mind that.  We're now back to business as usual.

From the November 15, 1992 Boston Sunday Globe. ( without permission )

	ADVISER INDICATES CLINTON MAY DELAY ECONOMY PLANS

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - A top econimic adviser to President-elect Bill Clinton
said yesterday that action on many of Clinton's campaign promises, including
a middle-class tax cut, will be postponed until the economy is strong
enough to sustain new pressures on the federal budget .....


Here we go again.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Illegality question
Date: 23 Nov 92 09:18:52 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov22.200120.2475@gacvx2.gac.edu>, censtad@dion.gac.edu (Topher
the Gustie) writes:
>Is it illegal to capture and quote e-mail you've recieved from someone?
As one of my high school teachers might have said "Yes Mr. Sherman, I believe
quoting someones ideas without atributing them is plagarism."
>
>
>Ted Frank need not respond to this posting.
>
-- 

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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38666 rec.humor:34285
From: blosser_cy@lrc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Date: 18 Nov 92 21:30:09 EST
Organization: Lenoir-Rhyne College, Hickory, NC

>>6168aa@gmuvax.gmu.edu writes:
> 
>>>In article <1992Oct29.231251.9101@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au>, cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
>>>> In article <Bwvrz6.JH1@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>In article <1992Oct28.204917.9357@mcs.anl.gov> peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM) writes:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE,
>>>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>>>>I don't understand - what the fuck?
>>>> HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
>>> My daddy drives a Chevy.  (TRUCK!!)  "Watch the beat!!"
>>This certainly sounds like good news to me!!!
> Yes, but I really have to go pee!!!
ok, dammit, but what about me???
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: astrolog@byron.u.washington.edu (Astrolog)
Subject: Re: Elevators
Summary: Give me a "V", give me an "E", give me an "R"..
Keywords: Vertigo
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 11:37:37 GMT

In article <gerald.721955832@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>>>
>>>(And in one hotel, you have a choice of two separate atriums to ride your
>>>glass elevator in. Atriums are great places to test paper airplanes.....)
>>
>>And to experience the full rush of vertigo......
>                                    ^^^^^^^
>I was just wondering, what are the chances of a word like this being
>used TWICE in the same newsgroup within 12 hours?

Very Exceptional Really, Though I Guess Occasionally...

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|   with you forever and ever, until the End, and then forever more." - GOD   |
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From: bc@apple.com (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Do the TIGHTEN UP thang
Date: 22 Nov 92 09:47:48 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA


Your new task is to go and find the obscure 60's dance hit 
THE TIGHTEN UP[1], and listen to it for 6-8 continuous hours 
before posting again.

I think that action will inject a missing note of quality (as well as
some fiiiiiine TIGHTEN UP horn riffs) into this 'froup.

Trust me, I'm a sociopathologist, I KNOW what I'm doing.

mr HEINOUS
do the TIGHTEN UP

[1] OK, so it's not so "obscure" -- it's Archie Bell and the Drells, a
number one hit "with a bullet" according to Billboard. 

They weren't even really a one-hit-wonder, having scored twice more
with "I can't stop dancing" (not to be confused with CAN'T STOP THE
DANCING, the Village People Movie) and "There's Gonna Be a Showdown."

I mean, if I wanted to be truly obscure, I would've suggested
listening to anything by that powerhouse of sound, Major Lance. CJ,
you have all their stuff, right?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Originator: pv@gagme
Keywords: For some reason, Lemur
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 18:10:19 GMT

Jeff Carroll writes:
>> |Are we using "Mensa" in the sense of "pseudo-intellectual worm"?
>> 
>> Is there any other use?
>
>
>Since this followup has now been posted in essentially the same form
>by three people, I hereby petition the t.b cabal to declare it an
>Official Talk.Bizarre Catchphrase.
And I said it first, by several days. Either my stuff takes a real long
time to propogate, or we all have something against Mensa. The latter
is the more attractive theory I think.

Which part should be the catchphrase? I'll add it to the official list
the next time I drop by cabal HQ. PV
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, rollerblader, hell's cavenewt,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, vindicated liberal democrat
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Failure of MicroManagement
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 20:22:09 GMT



sub_text_on_micro_management:

I have an old seastory about a pair of lesbians I knew,
the baby dyke of which had this fantasy about wanting to
watch her lover make it with a GUY. And through the 
'simple twists of fate' I was selected. The problem came
when the baby dyke became 'concerned' that I not 'hurt
her lover.' And all I could say was: 'trust me, I KNOW
about these things.....'


ciao
drieux

ps: sometimes you just have to delegate things to
those who KNOW what they are doing....


-- 
Modern Day Problems:
Little Miss Muffett, sat on a ToughtIt,
Eating her Kurds and Weighs, Along came a Spider,
and she drove off with the Neat Guy with a HOT CAR!
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Batman Returns - how do I kil the duck?
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 16:25:05 GMT
Followup-To: alt.sex.bestiality
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

In alt.games.lynx, hilton@leechs.lzo.dec.com (Greg Hilton) writes:
> On Batman Returns at the end of the first level,
> you come across the penguin in a huge yellow duck.

I have no joke here, I just like saying "You come across the penguin in a
huge yellow duck".


mathew
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep Takes a Walk on the Wild Side
Date: 20 Nov 1992 07:39:14 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <joshua.722113491@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>>In article <WqC=QPA@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>>>"Hey!  Where the fuck are the colored girls?  Am I gonna have to sing
>>>'Doo dee doo, doo dee doo dee doo doo doo' all by myself, or what?"

>>Doot.
>>Dedoot.
>>Dedoot.
>>Doot-dedoot-doot.

>shouldn't that be
>doot
>dedoot
>doot doot doot-dedoot

No, that's "New York, New York."

				--Blair
				  "Linger onnnnnn....
				   Your pale blue eyes..."
				   -From the best song of
				    the latter half of the
				    20th century; so good
				    I had to use it twice
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: exit
Date: 23 Nov 92 13:40:55 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Nov21.162313.1@kean.ucs.mun.ca> jbutt@kean.ucs.mun.ca writes:
>What do you pack styrofoam in when you ship it ??

Sensative electrical equipment
-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (Chocolate Addict)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: exit
Date: 23 Nov 1992 18:06:42 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Nov23.170438.8135@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>Send my M&Ms (plain please) to Ilana Stern, PO Box 3000, NCAR, Boulder
>Colorado 80307.

Hershey's Kisses With Almonds are better than the new Almond M&M's.
Send my Kisses to 5150, 3131 McClintock #A102, Los Angeles CA 90007-3518.

5150
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: The Bravest Thing He Ever Did
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 18:07:20 GMT

 
He invited the landlord into his apartment.
 
 
                              billbill@wetware.com
                              "What's that red thing?"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: ssc (was Re: What's Wrong with this picture?)
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 16 Nov 92 09:42:06 CST


I don't have the nerve to follow up to this thread.
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: logarithmic shameful confession
Date: 16 Nov 92 20:01:32 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <9211151801.AA13635@clts1.comlab.ox.ac.uk>, gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Crai
g Shergold) writes:
>I noticed today that the number of CDs on my shelves is again a power of two.
>What is shameful is that I noticed this.

                    n
Wonderful.  I have 2  testicles.


-- 

 .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
: MIKE ALAIMO        :
: Brain Surgeon      :    A couple SANGWICHES(tm)
: Rocket Scientist & :       shy of a picnic
: General Neophyte   :
 .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 16:33:43 GMT

In article <1992Nov23.163024.7694@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>Whenever I see a tank of live lobsters in a grocery store, I want to buy a
>lobster and take it home to keep as a pet.
>
>Mark., lonesome
>gooley@netcom.com


Whenever I see a group of CU coeds shopping in a grocery store, I single
out the one I find most attractive and wish that I could take her home and
keep her as a pet.

Mark., better pet than a lobster
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Short Shamefull Physics
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 15:55:18 GMT

5150 (echeverr@scf.usc.edu) wrote:
: In article <sf1xZhq00aw4QgymAU@andrew.cmu.edu> Mark Joseph Delano <md4y+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:                                          ^^^^^^
: 
: .... Delano???
: 
: 
: 5150
: you've got some `splainin' to do, ajd

Oh, really?  Mr. Nepotism himself?  Tell me that's not your brother I see in
alt.callahans.

Mind you, if I could get my brother onto talk.bizarre I would.  Seriously.

--
---Alfvaen(Looking for "October's Baby")
"Lucille was secretly thrilled when Norman sucked her toaster."
   ---B. Kliban
Current Album--Handel:Water Music
Current Read--M.J. Engh:Arslan
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep's Nightmare
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 14:58:31 GMT

HWRNMNBSOL (caz@owlnet.rice.edu) wrote:
: In article <6993@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil>, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
: |> "... well I dreamed there was an island, 
: |>  that rose up from the sea,
: |>  and everybody on the island
: |>  was somebody from t.b."
: 
: "....and you were there, Waldby, and you, Rigler; oh, and a bunch of
: midgets too!  Now what were they called?...."

"...and I'm not really a person in this dream.  More of a place.  Yeah, a kind
of place."

--
---Alfvaen(Looking for "October's Baby")
"Lucille was secretly thrilled when Norman sucked her toaster."
   ---B. Kliban
Current Album--ABBA:The Visitors
Current Read--M.J. Engh:Arslan
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Re: a very brief film review
Organization: P.E.A. Recruiting Center
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 15:06:31 EST

In article <1dfrvuINNogd@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>we saw akira last night and we all thought that it was a lot of fun,
>tho' the dubbing was annoying.  when the plot got monot-onous i studied
>the background painting, and in general revelled in high-quality
>japanamation.
>
>i want kaneda's motorcycle.  it is very much like the motorcycle i
>envision cj owning.
>
>the japanese characters with long island and southern accents were
>particularly silly.
>
>since most of the main characters were able to walk away from head-on 
>collisions at 180 kph without having worn helmets, plummet from high
>places without injury, and be thrown through the air on a regular basis,
>it struck me as perfectly logical that one of them should acquire the
>ability to generate extra organs on the spot.
>
>AjD
>i hope i didn't
>give anything away
>-- 
>                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
>'i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell' -- mehitabel

Now what I really wanted to see was Neo-Tokyo
getting blown up at least five more times. What
were they thinking?

If you liked the dubbing for Akira, check out the
Canadian bootleg for Dirty Pair.  They didn't have
a script to work from so they made up a plot.  Very
funny stuff.

During one of the opening credits they played
the theme song from "Laverne and Shirley," which
worked out just perfect.

handel "it's called anime" low
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Corn of Joy and Sorrow
Distribution: world
Date: 23 Nov 92 23:37:32 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Nov22.044245.16639@deeptht.armory.com> crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou) writes:

> ...I ask her if she thinks she could find out, from Jessica, 
where Jessica's sister is. Where could I write to her?

Heh.
Reminds me of a phone call I got a few years back for my sister.
She was engaged to be married and we no longer lived in the same
house. Phone rings, its a old flame.

Me:        Speak.

Old Flame: Huh...hello? I'm calling for, um Stephanie.

Me:        I'm sorry, she's not here at the moment. Perhaps you would
           like to leave a message?

O.F:       Yeah, sure. Can you tell her that Frank called.

Me:        Frank who.

O.F:       Huh, just a friend she used to date. I was just calling
           to see how she was doing.

(Ahhhh, NOW I remember this guy. Dick-boy-extraordinaire. I let a 
 long silence fill some space between my heavy breathing.)

O.F: Hello? Hello?

Me: Frank...Do you know who this is?

(More silence)

O.F: I...I think so.

Me: Who is this Frank?

O.F: (in a small dejected voice) It's Grendel.

Me: That's right Frank. And what do we remeber about the last
    time we spoke?

(A big weary sigh from Ole Frank)

O.F: You said that if I came around or called again you'd
     behead me.

Me:  And what else Frankie?

(mumbling)

O.F: You would remove and tan my stomach and use it as a practice 
     football.

Me:  Did you think I was joking Frank?

O.F: .....No.

Me:  So why'd you call Frank.

O.F: I was hoping you were dead or something.

Me:(laughing) Good one Frank but all it means to me is that you
     want to die young. Now far be it for me to change your mind
     about a slow, lingering, painful death but what kind of
     person are you that you would deprive your mother of all
     that quality sex.

O.F: YOU #$$%%$$#!!! IF I EVER SEE YOU #$$@%&&*%$ I'LL...

(Blah, blah, blah.)

Me:  Gee, if that's the way you feel about it I guess I won't
     give Steph that message. Golly, ya try to do someone a
     favor and this is the thanks you get.

Now Stephanie is married and just gave me a 7 3/8 lbs. baby nephew
and when I tell her these things she laughs and says to her
husband, "Man, I'm glad I met you in Canada."

--
"...Sometimes piecing together ideas | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 as though making a collage cut      | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 from a magazine. Hoping that my     |------------------------------
 random non sequiturs will appear as great intellectual leaps.           
 Which, of course, they do." Joe Frank's Work in Progress "Iceland"
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My dad died last week
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 22:41:50 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <7936@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>Anyone who remembers reading the original story might like to know that
>my dad's remains were finally interred yesterday at St.  Alphege's
>Church, Hertford Road, Edmonton, London, with those my mother. 

In the last three years, my SO's parents died.  Her mother is buried
in Old Saybrook, Connecticut, and her father is buried in New London,
Connecticut.

They died as they lived.  Separate beds in separate towns.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: C'mon, guys...
Date: 17 Nov 1992 18:38:20 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <1992Nov16.095912.2316@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>In article <1e6mcbINNeqa@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu>, operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby) writes:
>> Give me my brain back.
>
>You might also try alt.tin-man.

alt.scarecrow, perhaps; all you'll get in alt.tin-man
is a $20 faux Rolex.

alt.scarecrow, however, has no brains, only graduates.

				--Blair
				  "This distinction is superficial."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: alchemy@cssun1.bradley.edu (Michael Swiston)
Subject: ssc (Was Re: A quote looking for a context)
Organization: salt of the earth in open wounds.
Date: 20 Nov 92 23:07:16 GMT

ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu writes:

% "Her CDs are arranged by the colors of the spines; 
% start with white, ROYGBIV, black."

When I still had a decently small number of CDs,
I briefly kept them arranged by spine color.  I
was, however, always struggling to decide whether
to arrange based on the color of the lettering
or the background, and CDs where the cover also
came around onto the spine were terribly troublesome.
I soon gave it up for a strictly random arrangement.

--
                                           close your eyes and create the sound
alchemy@cs1.bradley.edu                  open your hands and rebuild the ground
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes)
Subject: Re: WHAT NOISY CATS ARE WE (was Re: IT'S A MAN-RAY KINDA SKY (was Re: I'M SORRY (was Re: CALLING ALL RADIO TRANSMITTERS!)))
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 19:51:14 GMT

In article <BxpusK.CAA@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pustulent bilious anus) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(dirtbag) writes:
hey, which one of these is me?  of the two, i guess the former sounds niftier,
but if given a choice, i think i'd go with a slimy, flatulent seven-toed
sloth.  but ... that's just my opinion. 

-- 
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<>   stephanie j. bartosz      sheph@wam.umd.edu       univ. of maryland  <> 
<>          "the only thing to fear is fearlessness." --r.e.m.            <>  
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: C'mon, guys...
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 00:52:21 GMT

Blair P. Houghton (bhoughto@sedona.intel.com) wrote:
: In article <1992Nov16.095912.2316@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
: >In article <1e6mcbINNeqa@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu>, operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby) writes:
: >> Give me my brain back.
: >
: >You might also try alt.tin-man.
: 
: alt.scarecrow, perhaps; all you'll get in alt.tin-man
: is a $20 faux Rolex.

I thought alt.tin-man was aliased to comp.lang.ada.history.
  -- Clifton

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