HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Live from the Twilight Zone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Interlude 1: morphophonological thought
Date: 13 Apr 92 09:02:16 GMT
Organization: ECMLVDC

In article <1992Apr8.074032.29037@news.Hawaii.Edu>, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.
edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
> In article <Na1ViB3w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US 
>(Amniocentesis) writes:
>>nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:
>>>
>>> [Geoduck.]
>>
>> [Geoduck?]
>>
> You Fool.
> 
	The question, now: does Rigler really know what a Geoduck is?

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> GEODUCK:  Puree whole, un-plucked mallard in blender.  Fold in 10 table-
> spoons of arrowroot and three cups unsweetened gelatin.   Add a dash of
> Carassco sauce if desired.  Chill until gooey.  Serves one average-sized,
> blindfolded child of age 9.  
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> 
	Doesn't seem so.

> Amniobatpad, you defenseless, fornicating, 105-pound clam, 

	Then again...

---
David "Hee-mo" Vacca, Who must admit that a "defenseless, fornicating, 
clam" is a damn good description of a geoduck.
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Date: 17 Apr 92 02:18:20 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES


class01@med.unc.edu (Class ID #1) writes:
))carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
))"Clinton -- Can He Beat Bush?"
))	-Newsweek Cover,
))	 March 30, 1992

)This is a test reply for  anew news user..

THIS POOR SOLE'S FIRST POST EVER, AND I CATCH HIM WITH:

   )Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.missing-kids,misc.test,rec.humor
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

carasso "wow, i must be good..."








--
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CARASSO: GIF TO ASCII CONVERTER???
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 92 13:58:55 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

come gather 'round newbies wherever you post
and admit that the medium can turn ghastly gross
and accept it that soon you'll be fried to a toast
if your account to you is worth savin'
then you better start thinkin'
or you'll just lose your host
for the times they are a-changin'

come writers and critics who prophesise with your Pen
and keep your eyes wide, the chance won't come again
and don't speak too soon for the wheel's still in spin
and there's no tellin' who that it's namin'
for the loser now will be later to win
for the times they are a-changin'

.........

the line it is drawn, the curse it is cast
..........
 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | by the mystery tramp and the language that he used|
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com     |
 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thc@cs.brown.edu (Thomas Colthurst)
Subject: BEFORE AND AFTER
Organization: Brown Mathematics Dept.
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 17:00:06 GMT

MY WRITING STYLE BEFORE I STARTED READING TALK.BIZARRE:

    The Macaroni & Cheese cheese packet, of course, bears as much resemblance
to cheese as military music does to music, but what really bothers me is the
sudden proliferation of Macaroni & Cheese pasta archetypes.  You now have the
freedom to choose M & C dinosaurs, or spirals, or shells, or for boring
old-timers like myself, Macaroni & Cheese "Classic."  "Classic," now there's a
word with an attitude.  Within the last decade I've gone from being a liberal
to a "classic" liberal, from drinking coke to drinking "classic" coke.  Soon,
I'm sure, I'll be eating a classic Big Mac while the rest of the world munches
on a postmodern burger.


MY WRITING STYLE AFTER READING TALK.BIZARRE FOR ONLY 6 MONTHS!!!:

     There is no denying the fact when you ask your average calculus student
about what he or she is learning in class, they are more likely to say
"integrals" than "foreplay."  This is a shame.  In my book, _Calculus Made
Sexy_, I would reveal such secrets as the fact that mathematicians study sine
waves partly because they describe the relationship between the sides of a
right triangle, but mostly because they look a lot like hooters.


NOTE THE CHANGE IN VOCABULARY USAGE FROM WORDS LIKE "ARCHETYPES" AND
"POSTMODERN" TO WORDS LIKE "FOREPLAY" AND "HOOTERS."


THANK YOU, TALK.BIZARRE!


-Thomas C
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: hunky dory
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 15:14:43 GMT

hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams) writes:
>I'm thinking about the quicksand that I sought.
>(and I ain't got the power anymore...)

Oh, God, I could do better than that.
--
Kevin Schnitzius
kschnitzius@encore.com

Topical, relavent, functional, fun, and Bowie.  Nirvana!!! (not the group)
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: first date taboos, taboos,...
Date: 7 Apr 92 03:38:53 GMT
  <10230@inews.intel.com>
Organization: The Portal System (TM)


				--Blair
				  "Where's Bill Clinton when
				   you need a Real Man with
				   a Wife You Want to Boink?"

it occurred to me that bill & i were at the same place at the same
time. and yes, he inhaled like a thirsty whore.
sue me.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10346 rec.music.misc:13660
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Special Case)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc
Subject: Killer Rad Harp
Date: 6 Apr 92 16:03:09 GMT
Followup-To: rec.music.misc
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    After I discovered that you can play all of `Pleasure, Little
Treasure' (Depeche Mode) on a run-of-the-mill diatonic blues harmonica,
I was out of control.  It sounds good, though, and it's a neat song.

    Today I'm working on my rendition of `Head Like a Hole'
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: gdallal01@pearl.tufts.edu (Dallal, Jerry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Because they're there
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:57:00 GMT
Organization: Tufts University - Medford, MA
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Since Nigerians live in Nigeria, who lives in Niger?
Why do the Poles live in Poland?  Shouldn't they be in Poleland?
Whatever happened to the Pos?
 . . . and what about Naomi? 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fws1@quads.uchicago.edu (francis william stroker jr)
Subject: Re: KEEP OUT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: Are you absolutely sure you want to do this? [ny]  Welllll......
Reply-To: fws1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Distribution: talk.bizarre
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 23:21:17 GMT

In article <RICHARD.92Apr16172327@bilbo.harlqn.co.uk> richard@harlqn.co.uk (Richard Brooksby) writes:
>Why not:
>                               KEEP OUT
>                                OR DIE

Already in use on all New Hampshire license plates. Probably would be 
 copyright infringement.

Frank 		Doomed to wander the earth, known only as 
		"Mark. Gooley's fan club."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
From: bpostow@barney.oberlin.edu (Brian Postow)
Subject: Re: kittys make delightful swedish meatballs
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
	<HAGERMAN.92Apr16153816@rx7.ece.cmu.edu>
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 18:11:47 GMT

Ist beeter

BORK
--
Brian Postow :: The Pasta Knight - that noodle head in shiny armour
reachable at:
bpostow@occs.oberlin.edu
sbp2530@ocvaxa.cc.oberlin.edu		this space left unintentionally blank.
sbp2530@oberlin.bitnet.edu

Computer scientist do it backwards -- [Mathmatician's point of view]






Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10807 alt.sex.motss:665
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex.motss
Subject: Re: I'm not your man...
Date: 10 Apr 92 19:59:03 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <eB3uiB8w164w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (From A to B) writes:
>snodgras@lclark.edu (Bil Snodgrass) writes:
>> I am openly gay.  It doesn't mean I go around forcing it down people's
>> throats.
>
>Or at least, not without a condom.

I'm openly gay, too, and I resent the fact that it
implies I'm homosexual.

				--Blair
				  "Take Back the Thesaurus."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: whooper@oakhill.sps.mot.com (William Hooper)
Subject: Re: So it's come to this, has it?
Organization: Motorola Inc., Austin Tx.
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 16:19:46 GMT

In article <1992Apr2.061421.28558@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
|so what i want to know is, if they can do this,
|then can i open a restaurant called "Dick's", and
|have the "I" be an erect penis?  can i sell jock
|straps, and have wet g-string contests?

This is my favorite business idea ever.  Perhaps you should
bring it up in misc.entrepreneurs?
-- 
--William Hooper                  | whooper@howler.sps.mot.com
  High End Systems Design         |"Stop Looking Back in Anger,
  Microprocessor Products Group   | `Cause You Can't Change the Rules"
  Motorola, Inc.                  |  -Love & Rockets
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Time After Time  (Was:  "It was ELVIS!!! (WAS: Time)")
Keywords: blue suede shoes
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 15:46:19 GMT

In article <c8eXiB4w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>jes2x@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (John Sommerville) writes:
>
>> In article <1992Apr7.182443.5031@nic.unh.edu> mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker to 
>> >In article <1992Apr6.165805.5712@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writ
>> >>>>> Elvis is dead.
>> >>>>Pelvis wrist head.
>> >>> Elvish knish-head.
>> >>Melvins Fist bled
>> >Kelvin's fish fed.
>> Heaven's piss sped.
>Leaven this bread.
Heathes get fisted
From: john@csrnxt1.ae.utexas.edu (John R. Schutz)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Twenty words to describe George "Bucky" Bush
Summary: He's a really neat guy, that president...
Date: 11 Apr 92 21:29:07 GMT
Organization: Those wacky, wacky fellas at UT's CSR

1.  vomitous
2.  tasty
3.  icky
4.  itchy
5.  perverse
6.  garlicky
7.  drippy
8.  phlegm-like
9.  spewey
10. hotpants
11. sugarmomma
12. vesicular
13. ratboy
14. taller-than-Dukakis
15. pretty-boy
16. whitey
17. lickworthy
18. fizzy
19. filling
20. pus-laden
21. sticky
22. pointy
23. nice

							john

--
| John R. Schutz                     | Email&NeXTmail:                       |
| A learning NeXTie                  |		john@csrnxt1.ae.utexas.edu   |
| (512)328-0587                      | "We are all victims of dead men."     |
| 3009 Hatley Dr., Austin, TX  78746 |          -Charles Fuller              |
Newsgroups: alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork,talk.bizarre
From: bi553@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jeff Goldman)
Subject: the words to the infamous song ...
Reply-To: bi553@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jeff Goldman)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 13:43:47 GMT


nay zee bor zee bay

zah nay dee oop

bee doo bee doo,

nay zee bor zee bay

zah nay dee oop bork, bork bork bork!!!


		Long Live ...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Alfvaen)
Subject: Re: CARASSO: Personality Quiz
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 22:25:29 GMT

RDC writes
> 
>                  Are You About to Employ a Robot?
> 
>                            By Roger David Carasso,
> 			      PTA National Chairman,
> 			      Co-Founder of Internet
> 
> This test was written by the Roger Carasso for the UCB  Psychology 
> Department.   It  is  intended  to be used by companies  that  are 
> recruiting on campus.  With this test you can determine whether an 
> applicant are interviewing is a Robot,  a Vulcan/Math MAjor,  or a 
> Liberal Arts major.
> 
>        Tear off here, and administer test below to students
>  ----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> 
> Results: Simply add up the values of all your answers and look at 
> the following table.
> 
> 00-14  Liberal Arts
> 15-20  Vulcan/Math Major
> 21-40  Robot!!!

Well, I got 17...

--

---Alfvaen(and no, this isn't my real name!)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Current Album--Animotion:Strange Behavior
 "Don't count on me--I engineer."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Oh-oh.  Sam Kinison is dead.
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 07:45:41 GMT



It's odds-on that drugs and alcohol were involved.
A chalk bet.  Odds-on.
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ellingson@128.104.39.173
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Reply-To: ellingson@128.104.39.173
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin, Plasma Physics
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 04:15:05 EDT

In article <k_m++V+@engin.umich.edu>, ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>In article <1992Apr10.202658.27294@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD) writes:
>>I'm about to being running an Advanced Dungeons and Dragons campaign.
>>
>>Old-fashioned rules.  The really disorganized kind.
>>
>>AjD
>>e. gary gygax, what hast thou wrought?
>
>I still have my copy of the original Squad Leader.  Plus Cross of Iron,
>Crescendo of Doom, and Anvil of Victory.  Lessee now, which bag did I
>put the Partial Armor Penetration Shock marker counters in?
>
>ljd
>Damn you, Avalon Hill.

You poor saps.  Play Ogre.  Ogre is the one true game.  There may be no 
game before Ogre.  Ogre is the shining path by which all other games must 
be judged.  The rules are so involved and complex, one must ask: "Is it a 
SIMULATION of reality, or an EXTENSION of reality??"  

bae
Thank you, Steve Jackson.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Ben Fulton <fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 08:45:32 -0500

In <!l1j8c-.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:

>)This is a test reply for  anew news user..

>THIS POOR SOLE'S FIRST POST EVER, AND I CATCH HIM WITH:

>   )Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.missing-kids,misc.test,rec.humor
>   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posting test messages to misc.test may be RARE, but it's not that astonishing.
Seriously.

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
right here, right now
there is no other place I'd rather be!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: WHEN DOOFI FLIRT...
Followup-To: Kansas anymore
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 20:13:53 GMT

in talk.abortion,
keegan@ukulele.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr) writes:

>franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes to cj:

>-> I bet the fetus is a helluva lot more intelligent than you.

>i see you know as much about betting as you do about fetuses. i'm
>available to gamble with you at any time.


RICHH

"No usenet groups which are unmoderated are at all moderated."
                              --Sue Miller, in rec.org.mensa
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: Newsgroup Vandalism (was: Re: alt.cascade anyone? 
Followup-To: All the Dumb Things
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 20:30:40 GMT

elsewhere,
gcf@panix.com (Gordon Fitch) writes:

>For instance: why do you think alt.postmodern or alt.drugs should 
>exist only as appendixes to talk.bizarre?

Sorry, but we had ours removed a long time ago.  
Wanna see the scar?


From one of the Monthly Postings:

Q: So, like, I've read talk.bizarre for months and all I see are runon
   postings consisting of stupid punned versions of the last stupid punned
   version of the previous stupid punned version.............of some sentence
   that wasn't striking in the least.
A: Yeah, well, thanks to wimpy laws about human sacrifice, we have a bit of a
   quality control problem.  If all groups were judged by their worst rather
   than their best, the only group left would be
   rec.humor.stupid-peoples-court, and it's been dead for years.

RICHH
From: rabbit@buster2.Michigan.COM (Dr. Roger Rabbit)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How to Roast Your First Squid
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:25:32 GMT
Organization: CTCS System #2

In article <1992Mar30.024151.4486@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
>John-Boy, 
^^
^^There are two kinds of people in this world: 
^^
^^       (1) Those who screw like crazed weasels.
^^       (2) Those who screw like torpid water buffalo.  
^^

Why not just say "screw like toon rabbits". Every now and then we have
these marathon sessions. My record was 192 times in 18 hours. This 
leaves you dehydrated and medically exhausted, requiring 36 hours of
sleep and a pint of rice-lyte, but its fun. 

-- 
>>> BAN: Nuclear Power, US Intervention in The Gulf, Toxic Waste,
>>> rdc, carasso, Trash Incinerators, Nuclear Weapons, Poverty, KiBoIsM
>>> Racism, Kent Paul Dolan, Specieism, etc... Write: Rabbits for a Better 
>>> Hutch, Roscommon, MI 48653 E-MAIL: rabbit@Buster.Michigan.COM
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: smarry@zooid.guild.org (Marc Moorcroft)
Subject: Re: The Polka
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 16:55:50 GMT
Summary: Are you sure Gooley hasn't done this already?

In article <1992Apr14.082901.26914@cs.odu.edu> dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Aegis) writes:
>In article <0pxjt-d.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>>terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>>)
>>)I don't GET it....
>
>[...]
>could be identified until it was evident that it was . . . NO, COULD
>IT REALLY BE??  IT IS!  IT'S A _BLACK_WINDOLESS_VAN_!!!  Like a bloodhound,
>the CARASSO came as if by nature, instinct alone.  Homing in on the

Y'know, ever since Roger inaugurated this sub-sub-sub-cultural icon,
every time I think about J.S. Bach, or even about Hofstadter, I twitch
just a little.

:;Smarasderagd:;
"Hell no, radiation is natural!  It's like Mother Nature's body odour!"
	-"Entropy", Matthew Brown
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Mr. Helpful
Date: 16 Apr 92 10:12:25 GMT
Organization: Canon Research Centre Europe Ltd

Sitting on the bus to work this morning, I noticed a guy tap the
shoulder of a girl in front of him and say "Excuse me, you appear to
have something stuck in your hair" (who knows what? excess gel,
bird shit, whatever...) So he offers to remove the offending item and
she is all thankful and appreciative. Wow, I though, I can do that.

After closely scrutinizing the the girl in front of me -- the back of
her head in particular -- it became apparent that she had a problem
with split ends.  Since I had a fine pair of paper scissors to hand, I
gently tapped her on the shoulder and said "Excuse me, you appear to
have a problem with split ends". She sorta squinted at me. Revealing
the scissors I added "Don't worry, I can remove the offending items".
She screamed.

Tx. [and who said the age of chivalry was dead]
--
-- Tim [O'Donoghue] <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <...!uunet!uknet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: BoB strolls off with the slack of the East coast ruling class
Followup-To: alt.aeffle.und.pferdle
Keywords: eclair ba dum bah
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 05:42:44 GMT

In article <3308@equinox.unr.edu> malc@pyramid.unr.edu (Malcolm L. Carlock) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr2.221238.29137@elroy.jpl.nasa.gov> bobv@notavax.Jpl.Nasa.Gov
>> (Bob von Buelow) writes:
>   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>I'd say this explains a lot, wouldn't you?

No.

Actually I have no idea what you are talking about, and nothing is clear.  You have  
not expressed your basic view, just a few lyrics from the Ba Dum Bah song.  Thanks  
for posting them though, I've been wondering what the words were.

--
Eat me, I'm a cream-filled Eclair
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: dream analysis
From: dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire)
Date: 17 Apr 92 12:00:56 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

     Last night I dreamed that while running multiple processes on
X-Windows, I inadvertently clicked the mouse while holding it
against the side of my head and was immediately icon'ed into a
background process on eve which was left suspended by the nohup
program when one of the operators, upon discovering my unattended
chair in the X-Windows lab, took it unto himself to log me off the
system before some malicious student got into my accounts and
reaped havoc.
     After a bit of floundering around in eve, I learned that since
I did have all these user accounts, I could actually perform valid
operations on a variety of machines, for instance compiling and
linking programs, send and answer mail, telnet to other machines,
and get this:  I could even ftp a copy of myself and start it up
elsewhere.  Before long I had copies of myself running on Eve,
Desire, Zebra, Discover, Matrix and Valhalla.  And hoping that
someone would be curious enough to double-click and bring me back
to the lab, I even installed myself as an X-Window utility, had
little cartoon characters of a non-conformist-ultra-liberal-commie-
radical-longhaired hippie in the upper right hand corner of all the
working X terminals just below the little waste basket.
     When I considered posting myself to talk.bizarre, I awoke with
a start, fevered and shaken.  The mere thought of being cross-
posted by whoami@hostname to twenty-some-odd inappropriate news
groups, then subsequently flamed and trailed for weeks on end, sent
shivers down my spine.  What a nightmare.

-- 
.sparky.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Subject: Newsflash
Keywords: fuck you Geogre Bush
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 13:51:40 GMT

Newsflash: This net is now illegal. Thats right in an election year sop
to the radical rrrrrred-eyed right, georger bush (aka satan) has banned
any newsgroup that talks about un wholesome things, like SODOMY, or
PERVERTED DRUG INDUCED DREAMS in which George Bush appears to the shaman
in the form of a dung beetle and predicts that yes, his policies really
will work and soon we will no longer be the country with the highest
deficits, highest murder rate and the highest prison population known to
man, then of course this dung beetle mutates and you realize that no
longer are you talking to george bush, but instead you are in the sun 
drenched bleachers of wrigley field, drinking a budweiser and talking to
Harey Carey, yes, THE harey carey is there chuggin a foamy one with you,
when suddenly

8wv4pr7bpv4w857tifuhv;olisab ;loiuw(^%(C^%O*&&%V(*O*B%*^C

the world is spinning
a foul ball has clonked you on the head
you are unconsious
From: jayk@pogo.wv.tek.com (Jay Klippstein)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Please, play with me.  Please.
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:49:42 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Tektronix, Inc., Wilsonville,  OR.

In article <1992Apr10.233240.22226@news.nd.edu> Brennan.J.Murphy.53@nd.edu writes:
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>i love ken but he hangs out with tubas.  These are too loud.  When I get
>a ...gotta go.

and just is wrong with tubas.  fine instruments.  more than just oom-pah-pah.


tuba players do it with more oom-ph.
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