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From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: I play matchmaker...
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 21:59:18 GMT

In article <1j6o63INNf44@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> strickha@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Heath A. Strickland) cries and moans with question marks...

|I have a question ,  why is it that all these interesting people are  
|always 1000 miles from a humble state like Indiana?  Is it because  
|Hoosiers all have sex partners out in their barns or is it because they  
|are all computer ignorant??????????   Why why why????

Read on, oh user of question marx...

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From: jasmith@dryer.ecn.purdue.edu (Jennifer A. Smith)
Subject: Indiana SWF iso Real Gentleman
Followup-To: misc.test
             ^^^^^^^^^  I wondered about this, though...
Keywords: lonely
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1993 00:03:43 GMT


Lonely lady trapped in the Midwest looking for relief of boredom.  No geeks
need apply - tons of those around here already.  I am a senior in engineering 
looking for something better to do on the weekends than hang out with the
dweebs or drink beer.

Someone around Purdue would be preferred, but I will consider replies from 
those within convenient distance; I don't have a car so if you are not at 
Purdue and you don't have one either, don't bother to reply.

Interests too numerous to list; if you are interested in one or two things
only you are a dweeb and need not reply.

Reply by email.

Jen


There ya go, Heath. My service will charge you $99.95, but be careful.
She did say "No geeks need apply"...

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com)
In an underdeveloped country, don't drink the water; in a developed country,
don't breathe the air.
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From: drg@candidus.ma30.bull.com (Daniel R. Guilderson)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Organization: Zenith Data Systems / Bull, Billerica MA USA
Date: 21 Jan 93 15:31:49

In article <1993Jan21.135326.24246@netcom.com> noring@netcom.com (Jon Noring) writes:

   Is it my imagination or does this guy have a fixation with the 'f*ck' word?

Nah.  Probably from Brooklyn.

Fuckin A, man.
From: zelek@remus.rutgers.edu (Grey Wolf)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: SWF iso Real Gentleman - NO DWEEBS
Date: 26 Jan 93 09:32:44 GMT
Organization: Rutgers University

sgokhale@lonestar.utsa.edu (Shashank S. Gokhale) writes:

>>Do you know the difference between a bitch and a slut?

>>A slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you.


>why do people like you flame innocent people who put genuine postings? yes .
>what gives people the right to flame her? would you like somone saying that you
>are a faggot?  you, my friend, suck!!! keep your snide comments to yourself


   I won't bother with the obvious slander against anyone with a preferance
toward the same sex, no doubt those who lurk on the net solely to post such
notes will again have their week made.  However...*waves hand*  *large
flopping carp materializes*  *slaps SS four times across the face*  He
was posting a joke which was essentially in agreement.  At least, it seems
quite obvious to me that he was.  Lighten up.

Chris [zelek@aramis.rutgers.edu]
From: petitc@rs6402.ecs.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
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Subject: Re: Are there romantic guys?
Date: 28 Jan 93 03:19:13 GMT

z_clontsmr@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:

>Where is the kind of guy that likes to sweep a girl off her feet and
>whisk her away for a romantic dinner under the stars?
>Any answers, guys?

  Working at the local K-mart? :&)

  Sitting under the stars---in Hollywood?

  Any more suggestions that we can help this lady out with?



-- 
"Protect endangered species!  Contribute to the Exxon Supporter's Fund!"
"Pay no attention to that little man behind the keyboard."
"If you want to look for fish, best not to look in desert."
"The greatest beauty in the world is beauty that is private."
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From: petitc@vccnortha.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARRIED DORKS!
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 21:13:58 GMT

bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth) writes:

 [ Comments from myself and lynx@terapin.com disapproving of open marriages
deleted ]

>Oh yay!!  All bow to the wise lords of values, honesty, marriages and
>open relationships!!!  It honours us all to be able to read your words 
>of infinite wisdom and experience.

 From what I've heard, it is wise to say that 'open' relationships tend to
fail more often than not (although then again, so do 'normal' relationships).
Now, does anyone have some hard facts to add to the debate, before it turns
into a flame war?

-- 
"Protect endangered species!  Contribute to the Exxon Supporter's Fund!"
"Pay no attention to that little man behind the keyboard."
"If you want to look for fish, best not to look in desert."
"The greatest beauty in the world is beauty that is private."
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From: an8489@anon.penet.fi
Subject: DO YOU HAVE A HOT, TIGHT PUSSY?
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 18:47:00 GMT

Do you love oral sex, nudity, gentle, tender, sweet passion sex, intamcy,
holding and being held, laying naked belly to belly all night long, good old
fasioned necking and petting?  Do you love being on top of a man, initiating
sexual pleasures, laying together quietly between orgasms?  Do you need lots of
good loving on a daily basis?  Do you want a deeply personal, ultra close,
permanant relationship where making love is our number one priority?  If you
answered yes to all of the above and are slender and attractive, this SWM wants
you.  I am 32, 5' 10", 175 lbs, easy to look at, and looking for a woman to get
into a totally sexually emotional/emotionally sexual, solid, loving, caring,
monogamous relationship; ultimately leading to permanant live in lovers.
    If you need alot of intensive daily loving, please write me.  I am from
York, Pa.

Scott
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From: lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Date: 24 Jan 93 02:40:31 PST
Organization: BBS

In article <1993Jan21.121204.13007@aston.ac.uk>, evansmp@uhura.aston.ac.uk
(Mark Evans) writes:
>an1840@anon.penet.fi wrote:
>: you dumb fucks!!  MWM seeks *WF for fun...or whatever!! fuck you! fuck
>: you! some of us out here are STRUGGLING to even gett a girlfriend
>: .....and you fuckers are cheating on your wives!!! i hope you all
>: fucking rot in hell and die god damn it!! stupid fucking MWM's!!!  if
>: your so horny and dont like your wife, go jack off!!
>
>Hands up all the ladys (i'm assuming this is a het male BTW) who think
>that the person sounds like someone you would love to go out with (love
>to go to bed with)?
>
>:-)
Welp, I have to admit I agree with the sentiments completely.  I don't know
that I have been pushed to use that language.  A few months ago, I expressed a
similar view in better taste and was flamed by some poly pricker hypocrits.  At
least the guy has some values and some honesty.  Tact can be learned.  I also
wouldn't make assumptions about the person's sex or preference.  I have no
probs raising a hand in support, since you asked.
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From: an8258@anon.penet.fi
Subject: GWM, 21, looking for friends in Albany, NY.
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 07:32:52 GMT


Hi...I'm 21, 5'10, 140 lbs., with blond hair and blue eyes.  I'm looking for
friends in or near Albany.  If you're that person, send some E-Mail.  :)
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From: dv52151@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (RedSwordTarga)
Subject: Re: What is marriage? (was Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 18:13:52 GMT

shulick@cineret.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:

>Oh, but I DO know about it.  I used to be in a polyamorous relationship.
>Well, I committed myself, but she didn't.  She slept around, etc. (god
>knows why I got involved w/ her..).  But trust her?  Nahh.. how could I

Sam, Sam, that's not polyamory, that's  just someone fucking around.
World of difference.
(How are the horns?)

Axly
********************************************************************************
*   Axly      *  "Is Axly tough? Yes. Talented? Yes. Brave? Oh, certainly.     *
* Red Sword   *   He is also erratic, irresponsible, accident-prone, and a     *
*   Targa     *   constant threat to public safety. The trick is to keep him   *
*             *   pointed in the right direction. "                            *
*             *         -Niki                                                  *
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From: charlie@askinc.ASK.COM (Charlie Adams)
Subject: Re: Are there romantic guys?
Reply-To: charlie@askinc.ask.COM (Charlie Adams)
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: 28 Jan 93 03:52:25 GMT


The answer is very simple.  

1)  Treat a man like a king, and he will treat you like a queen.
2)  Go out with a man.  If he doesn't respond to rule one, dump him.
3)  See number one.

It really is that simple.  If you don't think so look to your own
experiences with life.  The best time you have with a man is when
it is new and special.  The worst times are when you treat one 
another like doormats.

Go get 'em!

Charlie


~~~

In article <!br3nwj@rpi.edu>, petitc@rs6402.ecs.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>z_clontsmr@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
>
>>Where is the kind of guy that likes to sweep a girl off her feet and
>>whisk her away for a romantic dinner under the stars?
>>Any answers, guys?
>
>  Working at the local K-mart? :&)
>
>  Sitting under the stars---in Hollywood?
>
>  Any more suggestions that we can help this lady out with?
>
>
>
>-- 
>"Protect endangered species!  Contribute to the Exxon Supporter's Fund!"
>"Pay no attention to that little man behind the keyboard."
>"If you want to look for fish, best not to look in desert."
>"The greatest beauty in the world is beauty that is private."
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From: an6493@anon.penet.fi
Subject: ISO SWF, 22-29 yr, Boston
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads,alt.personals,soc.penpals
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 23:39:36 GMT

X-Anon-To: alt.personals.ads,alt.personals,soc.penpals

I am seeking romantic SWF, 22-29 years old, in the greater Boston area for
friendship, possibly more.

I am 27, SWM, mature, intelligent, philosophical, quiet, romantic, 
well educated, caring, sincere, sensitive, open-minded, simple-hearted,
marriage-oriented.  Non-smoker, non-drinker.  I like long walks,
intellingent talks, reading, writing, dining out, quiet music, concerts,
etc.


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From: M23401@mwvm.mitre.org
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Subject: East coast SWM ISO nearsighted SWF
Date: 22 Jan 93 22:38:15 GMT
Organization: The MITRE Corporation, McLean VA 22102

I'm seeking a 30-45 year old SWF with that one all important quality that
makes or breaks a relationship: similar movie seating habits.  It just doesn't
work when one person likes the front and the other likes the back.  If you're
tired of this problem, drop me a note and I'll be happy to tell you more.
 
(From someone who used to sit in the very front row as a kid)
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From: kudla@acm.rpi.edu (Robert Kudla)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 04:00:43 GMT


While I agree that it's pretty nasty to go around having sex with
other people while your partner assumes you're being monogamous, and
while I have more than a touch of distaste for being some married
guy's play toy without any sort of emotional involvement, I've
discovered two things:

(1) married men (or recently divorced men) tend to make love a little
bit differently, and dare I say more passionately,

and (2) you can often have such an impact emotionally on married men
that they give themselves their just desserts (case in point, a fellow
in Washington I met a few years ago who after having sex with me was
totally unable to perform with his wife, and divorced her shortly
thereafter). 

So, like anything else, there are pros and cons.  I wouldn't want to
be the guy's wife, though. 

Rob
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From: shulick@cineret.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Subject: What is marriage? (was Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!)
Organization: Vallen Software
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:36:52 GMT


Amen, Heath, well put.  What's the use of marriage if you're going to
sleep around?  "Oh, hi.  This is my wife, Gina, but I like some
excitement in my life, so I 'travel' around, if you know what I mean."
:)  Get real.  IMO, "open marriages" are just lame excuses for people
who are weak of will.  So, you maried [sic] dorks.. :)  If you're out
there having the time of your life with your wife (no rhyme intended!),
congrats & good luck.  For those of you w/ "open marriages," think a
little.  "Open" (inclusive) and "marriage" conflict.  If you're going to
get married, have some respect and honor and STICK WITH IT!

-- 
    // Amiga 3000   ___ \ Sam Hulick: shulick@indiana.edu (NeXTmail OK!)
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From: an4536@anon.penet.fi
Subject: RAI's GIF -- my opinion
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 23:18:04 GMT

Rai is very cute!

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From: tnfr7@isuvax.iastate.edu
Subject: Monique, I need you...
Reply-To: tnfr7@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 22:06:48 GMT

I was interested in replying to your chol colate request...but your letters
keep bouncing back...Where can I reach  you?
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From: smithrud@advtech.uswest.com ()
Subject: Re: WANTED: survey responses
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 01:06:42 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.162823.26613@hubcap.clemson.edu> smersch@eng.clemson.edu writes:
>The news group title says, "alt.personals.ads", but after
>reading some of the posts, I wondered if it should be
>alt.personals.soap_opera.  Anyway, if there are any 
>interested parties, I'm doing boring research on the 
>design of a toothpaste dispenser and I'm trying to get
>some consumer opinions:
>
>1.	What brand of toothpaste do you currently use?
>2.	What do you like about the dispenser?
>3.	What do you dislike?
>4.	Do you like the way that it looks (geometry, height,
>	diameter, aesthetics)?
>5.	Do you like the way that it feels (gripability, texture)?
>6.	Do you like the operation of the tube or pump (is it 
>	messy, is it easy to use)?
>7.	Have you considered its environmental significance
>	(recyclability, packaging waste)?

Hey, this doesn't look like a soap opera contribution.  What's
wrong with you?  Go back and read your first sentence.  Although,
if you had been asking about SOAP dispensers instead, that might
have squeezed by. ;)

Personally, I don't like any of the current toothpaste dispensers.
As sleepy as I am most mornings, I wish the paste would somehow
magically appear on the brush and that the brush would somehow
find its way to my mouth without any help from me.  What I
wouldn't give for a few more ZZZ's.  :)

Cari
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 15:59:16 EST
From: Tom <TSK1@psuvm.psu.edu>
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Subject: Re: GM provides free prostrate screening

NOTE TO ALL:

DO NOT TRUST YOUR 'FRIENDS' WITH YOUR PASSWORD!!!

The note posted by TSK1 was not from me!!!!
I am a strict HETROSEXUAL!!!!!!!  I have not/and do not want any gay
relationships!!!!
PLEASE - no more E-Mail.
                                   Thanx,
                                 The REAL TSK1
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From: petitc@nuge101.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 16:02:49 GMT

lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:

>Welp, I have to admit I agree with the sentiments completely.  I don't know
>that I have been pushed to use that language.  A few months ago, I expressed a
>similar view in better taste and was flamed by some poly pricker hypocrits.  At
>least the guy has some values and some honesty.  Tact can be learned.  I also
>wouldn't make assumptions about the person's sex or preference.  I have no
>probs raising a hand in support, since you asked.

 Like I said, an 'open' relationship is a real easy way out---have your cake
and eat it too.  If you still want to fool around, then don't get married yet.
-- 
"Protect endangered species!  Contribute to the Exxon Supporter's Fund!"
"Pay no attention to that little man behind the keyboard."
"If you want to look for fish, best not to look in desert."
"The greatest beauty in the world is beauty that is private."
From: megazone@buckaroo.WPI.EDU (MegaZone)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: to: Megazone
Keywords: -=-=-=-< none >-=-=-=-
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:06:48 GMT
Organization: WPI Discordian Society, Undocumented Cabal
NNTP-Posting-Host: buckaroo.wpi.edu

In article <18159@umd5.umd.edu> doug@lpf.umd.edu (-=-< doesn't exist >-=-) writes:
>In article <25JAN93.17408052.0170@UNBVM1.CSD.UNB.CA> M0LI@UNB.CA (M0LI000) writes:
>>Hey, Megazone,
>>You're a real fag, you know that?
>	wow!  what clever reparte`.   (you don't get out much, do you...!?!)

Oh, but isn't it though? So clear and concise, cuts right to the chase. Not
a syllable wasted. And the implications, goddess the implications... Why, he
must have second sight! A person I have never, to my knowledge, met is able to
tell me about my lifestyle! Things that even I didn't know.

Pray tell sir, what other insights do you have to offer?
>
>           a soul in tension that's learning to fly
>              condition grounded but determined to try
>           can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
>              tongue-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, i...
>                                   pink floyd:  learning to fly

Truly a fantastic song... As a pilot and a poet I wish that I could capture
the experience half as well as David Gilmour has.

Oh, lest I forget, Moli this is for you... It's a bit rough, but it was a
spur of the moment creation...

Xenophobe

Have you heard the one...
Easy to laugh,
At difference.

Moron, Geek, Idiot...
Inacceptance,
Of equality.

You're a total...
Disregard,
For the truth.

Who cares about...
Typical,
Of society.

You're not the same...
Yes, you are different,
From me.

I really hate...
Do you really?
How sad.

-megazone, found out I was an idiot and a moronic geek today, 1/25/92
From: ap.8275 <ap.8275@cupid.sai.com>
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Subject: WM Seeks WF in Ithaca area for E-mail and Phone
Date: 29 Jan 1993 00:27:33 GMT
Organization: Cornell University
Distribution: NY
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From: an8518@anon.penet.fi (ANON NICKNAME)
Subject: Want to place an ad...
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 21:38:45 GMT

I would like to post an ad in alt.personals.ads and I do not know how.
Could some one do it for me?

Ad is as follows:

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From: bzthomps@cantor.math.uwaterloo.ca (Zac Thompson)
Subject: Re: What is marriage? (was Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!)
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 17:11:56 GMT

In article <C1FttH.71M@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, shulick@cineret.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
> 
> Amen, Heath, well put.  What's the use of marriage if you're going to
                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> sleep around?  "Oh, hi.  This is my wife, Gina, but I like some
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> excitement in my life, so I 'travel' around, if you know what I mean."
> :)  Get real.  IMO, "open marriages" are just lame excuses for people
> who are weak of will.  So, you maried [sic] dorks.. :)  If you're out
> there having the time of your life with your wife (no rhyme intended!),
> congrats & good luck.  For those of you w/ "open marriages," think a
> little.  "Open" (inclusive) and "marriage" conflict.  If you're going to
> get married, have some respect and honor and STICK WITH IT!

	Fuck this bullshit.  Look, I personally would never get into an
open marriage.  I believe in monogamy for safety (why increase the risk?).
BUT THERE NEED BE NO CONFLICT.  "OPEN MARRIAGE" IS NOT AN OXY-MORON.  
Sam, if all marriage means to you is that you promise not to sleep with
other people, then I assume that means you would sleep around before you
got married.  In which case where is YOUR "respect and honor"?  If you
would not sleep around before marriage then: 
	What's the use of marriage if you don't sleep around now?  "Oh, hi.  
This is my wife, Gina.  We were monogamous before marriage.  We're 
monogamous now.  Since I think the only purpose of marriage is to ensure 
monogamy, I'm still wondering why we got married."  Get real.  IMO, marriage 
means a hell of a lot more than just one partner.  In fact, marriage doesn't 
have to mean that anyway.  Being married, to me, means that you share your 
home together, you raise your kids (if any) together, you vacation together, 
you go out together.  In short, you share your life together.  If a woman 
decides that she is going to go out with her friends, without her spouse, 
should $he be upset?  Only if they have both agreed that they are only going
to go everywhere with each other.  If both parties agree that their sexual
relationships need not be exclusive, then there is no conflict.  And they
can still live a wonderful life together.
	I happen to be "weak of will" in many ways, Sam.  If that were one
of them, I would not see an open marriage as a "lame" excuse.  I would see
it as a way to have a worthwhile relationship with the woman I love most in
the world.
	I've thought a little.  Now it's your turn.
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