HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jreiser@scott.skidmore.edu (jason reiser)
Subject: Re: hey, i gotta idea.  this is killer.
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 19:32:15 GMT

whoami@hostname (Luv Ewe) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Apr14.215257.976@desire.wright.edu> dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire) writes:
> >i know this might sound inane, but how bout this anyway?
> >what if everybody inane enough to do so were to go out 
> >and search around in other news groups for totally lame
> >posts, and re-post them here in talk.bizarre?
> >i mean, that would just, you know, make it, like, cool.
> >totally.  radical.
> >
> >-- 
> >.sparky.
> >

Listen Sparky, 
	You're more than welcome to grab stuff from other user groups
and re-post them if that's what gets you going in the morning, but
keep your own stupid ideas on the appropriately named user groups.
Note that I narrowed the scope of this reply so as not to affend
anyone on some more serious groups that you chose for your own huge
cross-post.

Get a Life.

				- Jason Reiser
 
 
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  \                                                            /
  / Jason Reiser  Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs, NY 12866 \
  \            E-Mail at jreiser@scott.skidmore.edu            /
  /                    Or Call 518-581-7079                    \
  \                                                            /
   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
                                                                

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11301 rec.pets.cats:4915
From: klier@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets.cats
Subject: Re: cat food
Date: 15 Apr 92 21:12:52 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

edotto@uipsuxb.ps.uiuc.edu (Edward C. Otto III) writes:
> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
> 
>>early this morning i saw my cat sitting on the cold kitchen floor, and
>>i realized that it would take eight pounds of hamburger to make a
>>meatloaf of that size.

Is this a male concept?  Mark is always telling me that Max is staring
at him from "the meatloaf position"...
> 
> Last night, in jest, I informed my wife that I was going to epoxy my
> three cats together and make a 12 legged 50 lb meatloaf for dinner.
> 
> She didn't get the joke, but two of mine did. IMMEDIATELY wanted
> out and were not seen for two hours.....

Don't forget to check your shoes before putting them on... My cat crew
would have arranged a _nice_ surprise for you for a remark like that...

Kay Klier   Biology Dept  UNI
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I just gots ta
Date: 9 Apr 92 17:35:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: uwm.1992Apr9.173537.24128
Organization: The Church of Mr. Whipple

In article <9204071623.26@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
*In article <1992Apr6.173645.9200@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars) writes:
*>In article <0gmjghj.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
*>*Mark., as she oughta know; she won't even speak to me any more
*>
*>After what you did to the flag of Ireland, I don't blame her.
*
*And what did he do to the flag of Ireland?

Mark., do you want to confess?  I'd hate to embarass you in front of billions
and billions of people.


Mark "Erin go bragh" Lippert
From: 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Time After Time
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:57:11 GMT

In article <c8eXiB4w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
> jes2x@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (John Sommerville) writes:
> 
>> In article <1992Apr7.182443.5031@nic.unh.edu> mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker to 
>> >In article <1992Apr6.165805.5712@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writ
>> >>>>> Elvis is dead.
>> >>>>Pelvis wrist head.
>> >>> Elvish knish-head.
>> >>Melvins Fist bled                             -Sherlock
>> >Kelvin's fish fed.
>>  Seven wished bread.                          -Sherlock
>> Heaven's piss sped.
> Leaven this bread.
Tread on his head.				-Sherlock
Newsgroups: alt.sex,talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: THE IMPORTANCE OF CHOOSING THE RIGHT WORDS 
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 17:51:09 GMT

jgoodman@endor.uucp (Joshua Goodman) writes:

>The other significant factor is culture.  My experience with Asian
>women has been that they are often revolting from a strict and
>conservative upbringing.           ^^^^^^^^^
                                      hee

RICHH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: My desk
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 17:57:52 GMT

In article <RFS.92Apr7181429@kepler.unh.edu> rfs@uunet.uu.net (Robert F Spence) writes:
>In article <1992Apr6.163917.3282@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>
>   This is a subset of some of the things on my desk:
>   [...dads of doo...]
>   - Some foam
>
>Spermicidal, packing, beer,  or snack topping ?

Definitely packing.

>   [...more doodads...]
>   - A tin of Tiger Balm
>
>To soothe sore aching tigers?

Dunno.  The tiger is pacing in her office, mumbling something about bode
plots.  I'm not going to ask her.

>
>ON MY DESK::
>
>	- I cannot find it.  It's buried.

Since yesterday, I have got (among others) the following things added to
my desk:

- A pyrex beaker
- Black Sesame cookies
- A matched pair of 833 tubes
- An "Operating Hazards" sheet that came with the tubes
- Some kind of prototype A/D circuit on a wire-wrap board
- A letter from Procurement saying that the X-terminal I had ordered was
  a discontinued model
- A 6.3VCT 1.2A transformer
- My keys
- Some pieces that fell out of one of the laser printers
- The latest Stereophile
- Schematics for a waveform generator

I will keep the world posted with changes.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: Re: FRY STREET FAIR!!!
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 01:31:33 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Apr14.170415.17726@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Alfvaen) writes:
>twiggy@vaxb.acs.unt.edu writes
>> attention!!!!!
>> 
>> The 13th Annual Fry Street Fair will be held this Sunday, April 12
>> Noon - 10p.m.
>> North Texas Fairgrounds
>> $5.00 cover
>> 
>> 
>> See CARASSO live performing the music of "They Might Be Giants"
>
>I'd pay to see that.
>--
FRY STREET FAIRS?  OH GOOD.  I LOVE THE SMELL OF THE PEOPLE SLOWLY COOKING
IN ALL THAT HOT OIL.  AND THE SCREAMS!

MARK., MISANTHROPE
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Kathryn Hess' Little Brother in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Little-Known Facts about the Lesser Antilles
Date: 16 Apr 92 04:34:47 GMT
Followup-To: alt.subway
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


The nation of St Kitts-Nevis, officially named ``The Federation of Saint
Christopher and Nevis'', takes its name from Christopher Street/Sheridan
Square and Nevins Street, the founders' favorite two stations on the New
York Seventh Avenue IRT subway train.


--

           Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneiger@engws6.ic.sunysb.edu (Matthew S Neiger)
Subject: Re: realization #2
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Keywords: lap net
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 02:02:59 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.164640.20051@athena.mit.edu> dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt) writes:
>gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) says:
>| Laptop computers are popular because one can use them whilst defecating.
>
>Of course, from the state of the net, one can conclude that most
>posters use laptops.
>
>Dan;
>The Automatic F Key is a registered trademark
>of Narciso Jaramillo.  Used by permission.


	I, of course, use a pen based computer while defecating.



	No pen, though.


	Matt
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Q-tips.  The Truth.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 01:03:26 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1992Apr13.202408.16596@news.larc.nasa.gov>

having concluded fucking a woman i met in a bar, i examined, with care,
my now-naked penis.

and it was good.
and on the sixth day.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: ceblair@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Charles Blair)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Carasso is grouchy today
Date: 10 Apr 92 17:20:41 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

sigh
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Subject: Re: tax-time joy
Organization: Computing Something Division
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 23:37:51 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.184435.4733@odin.corp.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>I was happy about this until I added up the total taxes 
>I paid last year.  I don't mind taxes in principle, but 
>in actuality April is always painful.

Oh, but ceej, just think.

This year, you're actually paying less taxes.

That's right.

You'll still be liable for the same amount, but you won't be netting shit
come next april.


-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: finger dnoelle
Keywords: SHIT
Date: 12 Apr 92 02:18:46 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Apr08.033548.18899@eng.umd.edu> buzzard@eng.umd.edu (Sean Barrett) writes:
>In article <10256@inews.intel.com> bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>>				  "And I didn't expect to be
>>				   playing it in an auditorium."
>
>Cathedral.

Gesundheit.

				--Blair
				  "Apartheid.  Gilbert and
				   Sullivan.  Schick."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rfs@uunet.uu.net (Robert F Spence)
Subject: Re: My desk
Organization: Not very.
	<1ad402a9.ARN1860@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au>
	<1992Apr6.163917.3282@news.larc.nasa.gov>
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 23:14:29 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.163917.3282@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

   This is a subset of some of the things on my desk:
   [...dads of doo...]
   - Some foam

Spermicidal, packing, beer,  or snack topping ?

   [...more doodads...]
   - A tin of Tiger Balm

To soothe sore aching tigers?

   [...stuff stuff and more stuff...]
   - A tea ball (for jasmine tea mentioned above).  The cup isn't on the desk,
     though, but is on the drafting table behind me.

Tea balls are for wimps.  _Eat_ the leaves!

ON MY DESK::

	- I cannot find it.  It's buried.

: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :  Get me a forklift or a power shovel!
::::::::::::: Robert S. ::::::::::::
: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :  rfs@kepler.unh.edu
--
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Instant karma's gonna get ya
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:02:43 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: dschmidt@athena.mit.edu's message of 9 Apr 92 19:41:01 GMT


In article <1992Apr9.194101.9119@athena.mit.edu> dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt) writes:

   waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu says:
   | round in my head, and bung I knew my mind can mail
   | was certain that it things certain thave known the artist in this
   | would him a letter if you want, althat it was a solo, and at it
   | wase.  You can mail was a solo, althe artist in this
   | roommate section) as yound in my head, and i'll bet if you ask as
   | many head, and bungled around i was certain that it was a solow, and
   | roommate seeme must have known a person
   | to be sure it was certain a person.
   | -- Eat me, I'm a cream-filled Eclair

   I take it back.  He does need to get a life.

Ah-fargin-men, Dan.

What I want to know is:

   Where and What the hell is "rose-hulman.edu"?

   Who let them on the net?

   and Why wasn't anyone warned?


jv <- "makes psuvm look like a think-tank"


================ FREE %30 More Article FREE ================

"what is to be done?" -- vi lenin, 1905.

"Happiness is warm gun, bang bang, shoot shoot." -- j lennon, 1968

"Dorritos!" -- j leno, 1990
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11190 alt.conspiracy:6344
From: ralph@sunnyvale (Ralph Perry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.sys.ibm.faschists.sp.?,alt.conspiracy,comp.sys.amiga.shareware.advocacy,talk.bizarre.perpetual.truth
Subject: Buy my programming education!
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 07:43:34 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre, comp.sys.ibm.faschists.sp.?, alt.conspiracy, comp.sys.amiga.shareware.advocacy, misc.jobs.offered, scruz.test, ba.housing
Organization: The Beloved Worshipers Of Perpetually True Anarchy

Hi! My name is Ralph Perry, and I have just finished version 1.0 of a
 term program that is absoloutely free to redistribute! All I ask is that
you send in $20 if you like the program. The money will buy that beginner's
C guide I will never afford without your help because I am a homeless man
who happened to find an Amiga in a trash bin behind Apple here in 
Sunnyvale. You may wonder how I get into Apple to use their modem lines
and "Why don't I just use a machine there", but I will just say the
same way I got into the trash bin. hint hint

For a complete feature list, and a uuencoded archived mail distribution,
send a message to: drabbs.Capitola.Ca.US!sunnyvale!ralph

 One last thing.. Something will happen if you don't pay the $20 after
you get the program up and running. I won't even bother telling you what.
                 							hehe
--
 dr@drabbs.Capitola.Ca.US (?)        You hum it, and I'll smash your face in
 deeptht.Santa-Cruz.Ca.US!drabbs!dr (!)
From: cmj@horus.cem.msu.EDU (Chris Jenkins|xxxxxx)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Advanced Societies... Children And Camel Races.
Date: 7 Apr 92 16:45:01 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University

From article <6APR199220353949@rigel.tamu.edu>, by wam2221@rigel.tamu.edu (WA'EL A. MASSARWEH):
> In article <z!nj-1m.carasso@netcom.com>, carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes...
>> 
> 
> [ all kinds of stuff deleted]
> 
> Carassco,
> 	I don't know where you are from, and I realy don't care. What
> I know though is that you are a racist scum..... By no means I will defend
> the acts of some Shieks in the Gulf, because those are the filth of our
> culture, and by no mean they prepresent me and my people. You generalization
> nevertheless, show that you are a man with a mission.. Why don't you
> make life easy for yourself and say things straight. Just say it out loud
> "I hate Arabs" That might make feel much better rather using all kind of
> convoluted ways....
> 
> Salam ..
> 
> Wa'el

Geez.  Get a life.  I found it mildly amusing, and I would be extremely
offended if you called me a racist.

---cmj

------------------------------------------------------------------

"Humor, it is a difficult concept.  It is not logical."

---Lt. Saavik

------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: audience participation time
Keywords: If you know the answer, raise your right hand.
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 15:23:34 GMT

rfs@cs.unh.edu (Myself) writes:

>Sieg...

     e Jay!!!!
--
Kevin Schnitzius
kschnitzius@encore.com

Just sucking up, again.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless,alt.flame
From: srl@phyast.nhn.uoknor.edu (Steve Levengood)
Subject: Re: Hi
Keywords: hi
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK, USA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 19:51:01 GMT

blu@cellar.org (Dan Reed) writes:

>mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:

>> 
>> Hi, my name is Melvin Gladstone, and I want to be your friend.
>> 
>> 
>> ########################################################
>> #                                                      #
>> #   *   *  *****  *     *   *  ***  *   *     ||||||   #
>> #   ** **  *      *     *   *   *   **  *     |    |   #
>> #   * * *  ***    *      * *    *   * * *    ( o  o )  #
>> #   *   *  *      *      * *    *   *  **     \ __ /   #
>> #   *   *  *****  *****   *    ***  *   *      \__/    #
>> #                                                      #
>> #   My middle name is Millard (after Millard Fillmore) #
>> #                                                      #
>> #       Let's all be friends!  I have no e-mail.       #
>> #                                                      #
>> ########################################################


>Hey! Get a life!

Hey eat shit.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11249 alt.sex:14700
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex
Subject: Re: AN OFFER (Was: A POEM)
Date: 15 Apr 92 20:49:08 GMT
Followup-To: poster
Organization: t.b

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Kaiser Wilhelm in disguise) writes:
>     I will answer any three questions about RichH's appearance,
> mannerisms, personality, or whatever, to the best of my ability, for the
> highest bidder by midnight 21 April.

     Fuck that.

     Did he show you any pictures of Karen?

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10535 misc.test:5218 alt.stupidity:1440
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (BILLY JOE BISSETTE)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: SCUM!!!  ALL OF YOU!!!
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:14:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: ncsu.1992Apr8.211402.22550
Organization: North Carolina State University

In article <9204071814.AA24726@noc2.dccs.upenn.edu>, mjd@SAUL.CIS.UPENN.EDU writes:
|> You are all dickheads!!! 
|> All of you!!!
|> First off, I'm sick of all you assholes impersonating me!!  Everyone
|> who posts something under my name can go gomerize their grandmother's hamster!!
[deletions galore]
|>--
|> 
|>         A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
|> Mark-Jason Dominus                                        mjd@central.upenn.edu

Who are you?

-- 
----------bill the clueless, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Go, Go, Gadget Clue.  No, Gadget Clue, not Gadget Hammer!  Help Brain!
What do you mean, "The Swedish Chef got him."  Stop Gadget Hammer!
No, not Gadget Flame! Stop!  Stop!!
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: No Mr Bond, I expect you to die
Date: 12 Apr 92 21:46:57 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <3309@equinox.unr.edu> malc@pyramid.unr.edu (Malcolm L. Carlock) writes:
>Bum budda bum bum, bum bum
>Bum budda bum bum, bum bum
>
>Bum budda bum bum, bum bum
>Bum budda bum bum, bum bum
>
>BA DA DA DAAAAAAAAA, DA DA DAAAAAA

What's that supposed to be?

The theme from The Munsters?

				--Blair
				  "Off key, no less."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10691 alt.angst:1243 rec.games.mud:4721 alt.slack:1383 alt.angst.xibo.sex:7 alt.religion.kibology:1568
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Organization: Space Systems/Loral
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 01:01:20 GMT

Another suggestion I got in the mail from LYODAV@IASTATE.EDU:
|> Your new nickname: NICKNAME
|>
|> --Dave
|> You -> .sig reader -> loser

Thanks Dave.

Looks like you're another good candidate for loading up on L-DOPA,
setting you out to dry in the Nevada desert somewhere, and seeing
if we can't fool the local townspeople into worshipping you like
a god. Put a crown of barbed wire on your head, make sure the sun
is shining right down into your paralyzed eyes for a couple of
days, make sure you get *real* thin, put a bottle of El Rojo in
your hand and you'll be good to go. There is no path to heaven but
through you, and all that -- you should be good for a couple of
hundred bucks.

``Yeah, I know he looks like a loser, but he's the Messiah, I'm
telling you. Look at the depth in those eyes.''

-- 
James Woodyatt  Space Systems/Loral   Palo Alto, CA   bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com

Dave *almost* gets the custard. Denied!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: JESSE RAPHAEL FOLK-HERO
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 02:33:18 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES
Keywords: carasso


SALLY SISTER,
JESSE GARDENER,
RAPHAEL GARDENER,
SALLY JESSE GARDENER'S SISTER,
JESSE RAPHAEL GARDENER,
SALLY JESSE RAPHAEL FOLK-HERO.


...carasso "national testament"
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.stupidity
From: olias@sunhillo.uucp (Mitch Gorman)
Subject: Re: things that are not bizarre
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 21:52:52 GMT
Organization: Digital Systems Corp., Cherry Hill, NJ

In article <crunch.703303373@camelot> crunch@camelot.bradley.edu (Randy Bloom) babbles:
>gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
>
>[>elvis 
>[>drugs 
>[>fantasies about teenage girls 
>[>smegma 
>[>decrepit british humor 
>[>beer 
>[>satanism 
>[>skull-fucking 
>[>pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 
>[>"NOT!!!!" 
>[>the church of the subgenius
>[>carasso
>
>[>we have all been there, done that, or knew better.
>[>now you know better, too.
>
>Periodicity.
Fear of acidity.
-- 
Mitch						"If I had my way, I'd just walk
olias@sunhillo.uucp				through those doors, and wander
emrys@cellar.org				down the Champs d'Elysees..."
cellar!emrys@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com	- Joni Mitchell (no relation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Stream of consciousness toys
From: whoami@hostname (Jaleco)
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 14:48:20 CST
Reply-To: rauser@fraser.sfu.ca
Distribution: world


PlaySkool Doctor's Abortion Kit
My First Diaphragm
Crack Baby
Baby Crib Death with Autopsy Equipment
Pound Puppies Iron Mallet
My Little Pony Gelding Equipment
My Little Pony Stud Farm
My Little Pony Glue Factory
Slave-Slut Barbie with Spreader Bar, Restraints, and Ball Gag
Cabbage Patch Thalomide-ees
LEGO Castle Torture Chamber
Play-Doh Shit and Snot
Gang Land by Milton Bradley
Hello Kitty Mace
Cindy the Anorexic Weeble
Monster Big Wheel
The BIG Mapplethorpe Scratch n' Sniff Sticker Book
The Berenstein Bears Get Burglarized
Curious George and the Lap Monster
Texas Instruments Speak n' Braile
Dr. Seuss Cocks in Fox
Hot Wheels 10-Car Pileup Track with Ambulance and Coroner's Wagon
G.I. Joe V.C. Sympathizer Hootch
G.I. Joe Closet Homosexual Soldier
Play-Doh Doctor Drill 'n Fill with AIDS
Wham-O TRON Razor-Edged Frisbee with Chainmail Gloves


whoami@hostname

"Form of an ice toilet! Shape of a constipated gorilla!"
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From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: flame: CAPITOL LETTERS
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:55:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: world.BMMo81.q1
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)

In article <sunday.edition@hostname> whoami@hostname (Ann Landers) writes:
>What pisses me off is how the little bastard never quite manages to throw
>the Internet far enough to reach my porch on rainy days, so that by the
>time I go outside to get it, the backbones are all flooded.

Flooded or cascaded?

>Aside: Kibo, if you were bidding for a government contract to produce
>capitol letters, what would you propose and how much would you bid?

I don't know, but the mall across the street from me has a typeface
named after it.  I'm jealous.

>"LETTER X! LETTER X! YIPEEEE!!!! And the settlers of alt.games.sf2
> lived happily ever after, because they weren't very smart."

I think I'll write "Spot Meets Cowboy Schwa".

								-- K.
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