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From: ml@jezebel.wustl.edu (M. Lundberg)
Subject: Re: Malt Liquor
Organization: Washington University, St. Louis Mo.
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 16:24:46 GMT

In article <binkley.702540496@beagle> binkley@boulder.Colorado.EDU (Jon Binkley) writes:
>
>HOWEVER, given that some backward states require any strong beer
>to be called malt liquor, some very fine beers occasionally end up
>with this lable.  These would include all Barley Wines, Dopplebocks,
>Imperial Stouts, and Belgian Tripples, and some Scotch Ales, India
>Pale Ales, Bocks, and Belgian Dubbles.  These styles are all well
>worth trying, especially since they are robust enough to withstand
>the horrors of importing and storage.

Also, the higher alcohol content helps preserve the beer, keeping 
nasty bacteria from colonizing the brew.
>
>
>Jon Binkley


Matthew Lundberg         ml@jezebel.wustl.edu
Washington University, 
Dept of Mathematics      "You'll PAY to know what you REALLY think"
St. Louis, MO  63130                                    Dobbs, 1961
Newsgroups: alt.beer
From: rpaolino@polisci.pol.umn.edu (Robert Paolino)
Subject: Re: Shelf life of beer
Organization: Department of Political Science, University of Minnesota
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 05:12:07 GMT

In article <3530@rosie.NeXT.COM> gsure@pragati.next.com (Ganesh Sure) writes:


>Hi,

>Does anyone know what shelf life of commercially bought beer (in bottles)  
>is? I have a few bottles sitting around for a year now. I am wondering if  
>they are still good enough to drink. How can I tell?

>GS

I know I'm walking right into this, but here goes.....

		DRINK THEM.  If they taste lousy, they're not good enough.


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From: apyted@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (T. Steegman)
Newsgroups: alt.beer
Subject: Pubs in the Tuscaloosa Ala. area
Date: 15 Apr 92 01:24:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


	Does anyone know if there are any decent pubs in the Tuscaloosa,
Alabama area?  I'll be going to school there next year and I would like
to be pre informed of a good place to have a beer.  Also, any information
about sports bars that show NFL games would be much appreciated. Thanks in
advance.

Tom Steegmann
apyted@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu
"There are no bad beers, some beers are better than others."
From: rfs0838@zeus.tamu.edu (SCHAFFTER, RODNEY FRANK, JR)
Newsgroups: alt.beer
Subject: Re: R.R.
Date: 7 Apr 92 21:48:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <7APR199212480716@zeus.tamu.edu>, djm6182@zeus.tamu.edu (MASSEY, DAVID JAMES) writes...

>Anyhoo, I haven't heard anything about one of my favorite, cheap,
>nothing-better-to-do beers, Rolling Rock.  Granted, it lacks the 
>liveliness of high quality beers, but for my cash it is a pleasant
>alternative to the budmilcoors options.
> 
>Am I alone in my thoughts?
> 
>Sincerely,
>	Dave 


	Being from Ohio, I am familiar with Rolling Rock, and drank it
quite a lot, until I came to Texas, where it is rather expensive-for a 
little more, I can buy Shiner Bock.  Where do you get it cheap around here???

Cheers!
Rod Schaffter                                 	

Laboratory for Molecular Structure and Bonding	|Who cares if windows is or 
Texas A&M University Dept. of Chemistry		|isn't an opperating system-
Bitnet:   SCHAFFTER@TAMLMSB			|it barely operates at all!
INTERNET: SCHAFFTER@LMSBVX.TAMU.EDU		|
	"Standard Disclaimer, etc."		|An OOPerating system, maybe?
From: julkunen@messi.uku.fi (Antero Julkunen)
Newsgroups: alt.beer
Subject: Munich beer restaurants?
Date: 8 Apr 92 13:41:11 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: University of Kuopio, Finland


I'm interested in information concerning GOOD beer restaurants (houses)
in Munich, Germany. Has someone visited these?
--
Antero Julkunen ----> Acta est fabula, plaudite <---- julkunen@messi.uku.fi 
Newsgroups: alt.beer
From: kyle@Csli.Stanford.EDU (Kyle Wohlmut)
Subject: Re: Pete's Wicked Ale?
Followup-To: alt.beer
Summary: Mystery ale...
Keywords: Pete's Wicked Ale, Watney's
Organization: Rocking Pig Enterprises
Distribution: public, world
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 16:16:50 GMT

In article <rpaolino.259@polisci.pol.umn.edu>
rpaolino@polisci.pol.umn.edu (Robert "Blowing up Detroit" Paolino) writes:

>GEE, THAT'S ODD.  FOR A BEER THAT LISTS PALO ALTO AS ITS HOME (EVEN THOUGH 
>IT'S BREWED IN MINNESOTA), I'D THINK YOU OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO GET IT THERE

Can't imagine why they do that, since there's certainly no Pete's
Wicked Brewery here.  Well, if anyone can come up with a pub in the
mid-peninsula area that carries the stuff on draught I'd be happy to
make an expedition there and post a full report afterwards...

-/-/-/-/-/-/
Kyle
'They have a thing called Liederhosen, which I believe are some sort 
 of musical pants.' (heard on National Public Radio)
/-/-/-/-/-/-
Newsgroups: alt.beer
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Subject: Malt Liquor
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 13:38:29 GMT

Someone asked (sorry I dont know the cutsy trick of re-printing someone
else's article) if there were any malt liquors worth drinking. And I
answer YES!! Try Elephant Malt Liquor, imported from Denmark, made by the
Carlsberg People. This shit KICKS ASS! Not only does it taste good, it is
POTENT. At least TWICE as strong as your average Anhuiser-Busch product.
Unfortunately, it aint cheap, it costs as much as any import...

As for cheap malt liqour, I gotta go with Mickeys. Tres tres cheap (Ive
seen it as cheap as $2.30/six pack. And with those wide mouths, it can
be chugged with wild abandon.

Oh wait, I forgot. Beer companies dont really want you to get DRUNK, they
just expect you to drink Red Bull for the taste....
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 08:56:19 MST
From: <ICLNM@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.beer
Subject: Re: ANSWERS to the DEFINITIVE BEER QUIZ...

In article <1992Apr13.022424.9115@ncsu.edu>, mrpabst@blue.ribbon.ncsu.edu (matt)
says:
>
>They were never posted.  No one attempted to answer it, so I didn't
>see the point in posting them... (sigh)
>
>And I won't, until someone at least ATTEMPTS it! :)
>
Oh, come on.  I carefully wrote down a list of answers, gave myself a few days
to think about it; added more answers, and was all the way up to about 20 when
time expired.  Meanwhile I inadvertantly erased the questions.  I'll freely
admit I can't qualify as beermaster, but I would like to know the answers.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Loyd Means
Phoenix AZ
Newsgroups: alt.beer
From: mlbohn@mtu.edu (Michael L. Bohn)
Subject: Re: Munich beer restaurants?
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Distribution: alt
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 19:37:34 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.181706.14907@sfu.ca>, mccubbin@connext.ucs.sfu.ca (Bruce McCubbin) writes:
> > I agree totally with Lothar, this place is worth a visit.  The name is  
> Andechs,
> > I believe and the doppelbock they make is well known throughout at least 
> > Bayern (Bavaria) and Baden-Wuertemberg, and more likely throughout Germany.  
>   
>   There is also an Andechs restaurant in Stuttgart.  Their strongest beer
> was rumoured to be about 14%  alc/vol.  This was in 1984.  I have no idea
> if the place still exists.
		^^^^^^^^^^^^

As of 1989/1990 when I studied in Stuttgart (Stewergott, auf Schwaebisch :-) it
was still there and a very nice place to eat.  Each time a friend would visit me
this is one of the first places we would go. They serve Andechs beer of course as
well as many dishes, mostly of the Bavarian sort.  You can easily reach it by the
S-bahn, I think it was very near the Marienplatz stop, but it may have been the
Stadtmitte stop.  

I believe the doppelbock runs just under 10% alcohol, but I am not exactly sure. 
I have a few bottles (empty, unfortunately :-( ) at home and I will check when I
visit for Easter.  I have *never* seen this in the US, but maybe if enough of us
lobby congress, they'll change some of the ridiculous legislation that produces
such monstrosities as 'malt liquor' and simultaneously make it easier for us to
see such beers as Andechs on the US market.  


just my .02,

Servus!
Michael

Newsgroups: alt.beer
From: cfrbj@ux1.cts.eiu.edu (Bob Jorstad)
Subject: Grain Belt
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 20:51:02 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Eastern Illinois University

	Does anyone out there know if Grain Belt Premium is still being
brewed?  It was enjoyed by a large number of folks in the upper Midwest
back in 60's and other decades.  Remeber the clear glass bottle?
From: djm6182@zeus.tamu.edu (MASSEY, DAVID JAMES)
Newsgroups: alt.beer
Subject: R.R.
Date: 7 Apr 92 17:48:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41



	I have misgivings about posting this, but I just have to ask.
I am a poorcollegestudent, and I am quite accustomed to drinking 
anything with ethanol in it (keeping the brain between the ears).
By the same token, I do not consider my pallate totally uncultured.
I have tasted a large variety of the beers from across the Atlantic,
as well as a darn tasty set of home brews, and my taste runs towards
the fuller bodied beers along the lines of Guiness and Fuller ESB.

Anyhoo, I haven't heard anything about one of my favorite, cheap,
nothing-better-to-do beers, Rolling Rock.  Granted, it lacks the 
liveliness of high quality beers, but for my cash it is a pleasant
alternative to the budmilcoors options.

Am I alone in my thoughts?

Sincerely,
	Dave
Organisation: European Space Technology Centre (E.S.T.E.C)
Date: Wednesday, 15 Apr 1992 11:33:28 CET
From: <FNOTMAN@ESTEC.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.beer
Subject: Re: Malt Liquor ** & Beer storage
 <1992Apr1.030151.13638@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
 <1992Apr4.021055.10672@husc3.harvard.edu> <binkley.702540496@beagle>
 <11285@borg.cs.unc.edu>

 Following up on previous posters comment re certain strong beers (Belgian
trappist beers run to 12%), if its sterile beer (as American canned lemonade,
e.g. Colt), then drink it as you like it. BUT, if you've got some live beer
(Duvel, Chimay, etc), BE WARNED, yes it does (owing to strength) travel well,
but to really enjoy it (as opposed to simply getting pi-eyed), it must settle
in a cool dark place (NO, NOT THE FRIDGE AS IT'LL KEEP GETTING SHOOK-UP) for
anything up to 3 months. Then it must be pored VERY carfully, leaving the
last bit (with the gunk) in the bottle.
 P.S. Chimay is the only brewery to my knowlege who make a standard brew where
they always put the year (I.E. "VINTAGE") on teh bottle. That particular brew
is in large bottles (3/5 litle I think, i.e. wine bottle sized) and comes
complete with a wired cork (a la champers).

 P.S. Another good range of beers are German ALTE BEER.
From: wardrb@cs.utexas.edu (Richard Byron Ward)
Newsgroups: alt.beer
Subject: Re: R.R.
Date: 9 Apr 1992 12:47:32 -0500
Organization: CS Dept, University of Texas at Austin
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

In article <18797@bach.udel.edu> vmckay@bach.udel.edu (Vicki L McKay) writes:
|
|Okay, okay...I see your point.  I guess it's the fact that I drank way
|too much Coors Light once that keeps me away from it.  Just having that
|silver can in my hand makes me shudder... :(
|
|Vicki (vmckay@bach.udel.edu)

On a related note, is there any worse beer than Bud Light in the can?!?
None seem to come to mind...

Rick

Newsgroups: alt.beer
From: mueller@cage.eng.mcmaster.ca (Edna Mueller)
Subject: Re: Munich beer restaurants?
Organization: McMaster University, Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Distribution: alt
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 18:11:53 GMT

Just to add my two cents worth:

Any pub in the University quarter will have lots of 
atmosphere and interesting folks.  I spent a couple of
evenings with some mathematics people I know and talked
about politics, philosophy and religion with
complete strangers who were drunk, but harmless.

I also have to second the vote for the Andechs monastery (sp?)
A subway train goes to the town on the Ammersee (I think?) and
its a short walk from there.  It was very cosy.  When I
was there they were opening a new keg and beer spilt all over
the floor.  The aroma was great and the floor was sticky
enough to take your shoes off.   

			Edna
			(Just call me Schmeby, everyone else does!)
					    mueller@cage.eng.mcmaster.ca
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From: vmckay@bach.udel.edu (Vicki L McKay)
Newsgroups: alt.beer
Subject: Re: R.R.
Summary: I agree
Date: 7 Apr 92 20:57:37 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware


I will have to agree with your attitude towards Rolling Rock.  I happen
to order it as my beer of choice because I can't really stomach darker
beers, and I think Coors Light, etc. are akin to water.  At least RR has
a bit of a taste to it.  And another plus for it is that it is usually
one of the cheaper beers around.

Vicki (vmckay@bach.udel.edu)
From: feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Subject: Re: alt.cascade anyone? (was Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee...)
Reply-To: a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:56:26 GMT

willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams) writes:
}In <1992Apr13.031916.22082@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
}>kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
}>}Please do your part to conserve valuable bandwidth.  Don't cascade this.
}>Please eat your lard to preserve terrible Norse myths.  Don't parade, miss.
}Please play your card and serve great fish dishes.  Don't get laid, miss.
Please may your heart reserve to be delicious.  Don't use Raid, sis.


-- 
 Alexander Feygin | "If I go insane, please don't put your wires
a-feygin@uiuc.edu |    in my brain" -- Roger Waters
From: lbn@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: alt.postmodern
Subject: Re: hey
Date: 13 Apr 92 12:34:24 EDT
Distribution: world,local
Organization: Cornell University

In article <1992Apr9.164419.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>,
f67709317@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes: 
> In article <1992Apr9.103456.11602@vax5.cit.cornell.edu>, lbn@vax5.cit.cornell.edu writes:
>> what i want to know is, does anyone whose tenure doesn't ride on it really
>> think that all the variations on postmodern/etc theories are slightly
>> worthwile?  are theorists going to change the world by theorizing?  is
>> anyone else?  is anyone who may have time to acutally DO something the
>> least bit afffected by the effervescent dynamics of critical theory?
>> people in my classes won't even think of mentioning this issue because
>> they all really, really care deeply about theory even though none of them
>> really could care less.
> 
> Oh, how very bourgeois of you.
> -- 

everything is bourgeois, now isn't it.  but thanks for the insightful
commentary.
dave liebman
who prefers not to label himself
lbn@cornella.cit.cornell.edu

Newsgroups: alt.postmodern
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: Re: Some variation thereof (DO NOT C*SCADE THIS)
Followup-To: alt.postmodern,alt.slack,alt.sex,alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 16:32:22 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.035124.7800@mercury.unt.edu> cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams) writes:
>In <1992Apr6.140727.29677@unx.sas.com> sasefj@junebug.unx.sas.com (Edith Jeffreys) writes:
>>In article <ro7ndINNs21@agate.berkeley.edu>, shirriff@sprite.berkeley.edu (Ken Shirriff) writes:
>>>In article <BM88Gx.5AC@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>>>>It would be very postmodern to have the Message-ID also fill in the
>>>>Subject blank.
>>>
>>>It would be even cooler to use alt.postmodern to discuss postmodernism,
>>>semiotics, deconstruction, and the like.
>>
>>A voice of sanity.
>
>Kibo? Yes. 
>
>However, you can't discuss alt.postmodern to discuss postmodernism;
>postmodernism is already passe. And passed, too.
                               ,
And .signature viruses are passe, too.  Unfortunately, last time I said
that, some weinerbrains started a cascade.  PLEASE DON'T CASCADE THIS LINE.

OR THIS ONE.

>maybe someone should post The Ballad of Robert Hooker again.

It would be very pre-postmodern to repeat it.  Maybe a new one would be
better.

							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.postmodern,alt.religion.kibology
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Subject: Re: Ode To Massachusetts
Organization: Massachuachuachusettssachusettachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 05:04:24 GMT

In article <BMs1qx.JD4@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>Massachusett Massachusett $80,000 universal jurisdictions, Kconsiste
>profession royalty 4-Mass.  nonresident Mass.  Massachusett
>Massachusett Massachusett Revenue encourage eligible. Ending: converte
>converte Massachusett converte Summary converte 'converted converte
>entered. converte M-2210 VPrepare converte VPrepare converte SSN(s):
>Estimated SSN(s): Automaticall formse chosen SSN(s): Automaticall
>primar chosen automaticall primar converte converte Summary converte
[remainder deleted]

Wah! Your disso of the tax software got much to much Massachusetts

~ibo

Who couldn't spell Massachoosettes before moving here
--
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(  the  nonibo  -ibo  )  (617) 225-9887 [home]  (617) 253-7942 [office]
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From: jessec@yang.earlham.edu
Newsgroups: alt.postmodern,alt.drugs,alt.angst
Subject: Re: Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  It's ali
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:04:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: yang.1992Apr8.170428.16825
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana

In article <BM4wH0.vE@world.std.com>, kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
> In article <1992Apr2.144332.10681@ncmicro.lonestar.org> ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin) writes:
>>In article <92092.153752U21187@uicvm.uic.edu> U21187@uicvm.uic.edu (John Schulien) writes:
>>}machman@milton.u.washington.edu (The Machman) says:
>>}> take this thread out of alt.drugs NOW.
>>}bake this bread out of yeasty slugs. WOW!
>>fake out Fred with this plastic bug. YOW!
> Kill this thread, or even unsub.  AND HOW!
"Built from bread, it could sink a sub.  The prow..."


   --Jesse.
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From: magidj@cellbio.duke.edu (Jonathan Magid)
Newsgroups: alt.postmodern,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex,alt.fan.warlord,alt.tasteless
Subject: bus
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:14:54 GMT
Followup-To: alt.postmodern
Organization: Duke University Medical Center, Dept. of Cell Biology

>Subject: Re: Writing Comments (was: CS Hackers?)

>|However, coding style is really a religious issue. When shall we start
>|a fight about where to put the {}s?
>Why, that's obvious -- use K&&R style, modified for short tabs:
>/*pathetic attempt to start flame war deleted*/
>|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>|Greg Lehey		         | Public access UNIX available - try BSDI 

>--
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>|  ftit@engin.umich.edu   |   "... a stainless steel rat in the       |
>|    (Sergej Roytman)     |  ferroconcrete wainscoting of Internet"   |
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------

>Say no to four-line .sigs.


80+ column club,
tab expert society
overused, unattributed quote.
unenlightened posting,in wrong newsgroup (should be alt.religion.computers,
	not alt.folklore.computers)
brags about his sig.


"gross"
jem.




-- 
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From: c60a-dy@amazon.Berkeley.EDU (Mikey likes it)
Subject: Re: La, la, la...
Organization: University of California, at Berkeley
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 12:38:55 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.115037.4262@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au> cjudd@esk (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
>In article <wcsjc.702239695@cunews>, wcsjc@alfred.carleton.ca (John Coughlin) writes:
>>
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% >>>% >>>>> >Evolution is god!
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% >>>% >>>>> Sanitation is fraud:
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% >>>% >>>>Sandinistas ate Maude.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% >>>% >>>Santa Claus baits God.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% >>>% >>>Satan Claws Bates Dog!  Film At Eleven!
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% >>>% >>Satin draws mates bod.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% >>>% >I sat in Ward's tame knob.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% >>>% I set a weird time bomb.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% >>>I shed a weird tie, Bob...
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% >>I shot a wet teen babe.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% >Izod's a wasp trend, Biff.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >% I drove off a west end cliff
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> >I rode to arrest a lift.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>|> Electrodes tie my wrists.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>`>Elephants dive off rats.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>I lift knife, off frats.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>Eyes entice tough gnats.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >>Spice is nice in pants.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> >The ants in France are mainly in the pants.
>>>>>> >> >> >>> Sasafrass beats me in the ass
>>>>>> >> >> >>A monster phart is a work of art
>>>>>> >> >> >My PC starts to need spare parts.
>>>>>> >> >> TV's Bart won't heed Homer's harks.
>>>>>> >> >ReBars don't need homeless sharks.
>>>>>> >> Ziebart phoney'd boneless sparks.
>>>>>> >Hobart phoned home, Leslie Parks.
>>>>>> Fart if you have to, even an a lark.
>>>>>Furtive ewes, heave to leaven alarm.
>>>>The wheel is an extension of the foot.
>>>The bloated crow limps home today.
>>Wasting bandwidth is just my way.
>Tasting sandwitches from yesterday.
I thought this was done--what can I say?

>
>Is this a Thread? I hope so...
It is once more time for this to go.
>
>Yours threadedly;
most dreadedly

>
>
>-- 
>   \/\  "Men, we're going to the Olympics."  The Colonel, Akira (movie)  /\/
>====\/\       "You REFUSE to drink my wine...?"  Kahm, Outlanders       /\/====
>=====\/\      *** WANT ANY MANGA ARTWORK DONE? Just email me! ***      /\/=====
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