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Date:         Mon, 14 Sep 1992 11:09:00 GMT
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From:         "H." <H760@CPC865.EAST-ANGLIA.AC.UK>
Subject:      baby baby baby
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Hello, Tegan Emily Greenberg;

Rather late, I know, but nevertheless I wish to warmly welcome you
to the cot in the corner of Sbrhym's living-room, where I'm sure
you'll be most content.  The sawing sound you hear in the distance
is Gr4302 making you a rocking-horse, while Arthur carefully performs
rot13-type operations on the instructions on the carton of talcum
powder.  The heavily behatted shadow lurking behind him is that of
Bill, furtively attempting to replace it by gunpowder.  DANA, WHO
WON HIS SCHOOL'S PAPIER-MACHE PRIZE FOR THE SECOND TIME RUNNING THIS
YEAR, IS PULPING YOU AN ICKLE RATTLE.  The other subscribers (incl.,
I see, tim@NMX701) are off-tuning lullabies from the garden.  Cheating
dearest loves you.

Congratulations, Hope.
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Date:         Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:47:46 EST
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From:         HAG <HAG@UVMVM.BITNET>
Subject:      Uhhh....
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21 days of concentrated SBRHYMers notes read in one afternoon--can my
brain stand the pressure (insert graphic description of exploding
heads complete with the usual gore).

Why 21 days, you ask? Obviously you wouldn't ask since it's not the first
time I've been silent for so long. But I will tell you anyway. For want
of a cable a connection was lost, for want of a connection.....no, wrong
line. Actually I never did get a cable for the home machine, never having
felt the need. Several hours of e-mail from the machine at work was
always sufficient to fulfill the craving. However, I am now at home and
shall remain so for some time to come. Piqued your curiosity yet. Of
course not. Too bad, because I'm going to explain it anyway.

Please welcome as a non-contributing--at least for some years to come--
member Ms. Tegan Emily Greenberg, born 8/20/92. For those of you who
like details: 8 lbs. 5 oz., 21.5 inches long. Mum and Babe have been
and no doubt will continue to "do well".  Eyes, wide-set, bright, and
of a charming grey; face, round; nose, trim; mouth, of rosebud variety;
chin, small but determined; personality, engagingly grave and placid.

I shall try not to sully this list with graphic descriptions of her
birth--it might be too intense even for those who espouse the
ratgutslimeetc. school of literature. Nor shall I make you suffer
through anything that I may happen to write in the next few weeks as it
will probably be too rose-coloured positive to be welcome on this list.
However, thought I'd tell you all the news anyway.

Hope
From: GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
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Date: 12 Sep 92 03:39:20 GMT
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Yes! yes!  I remember.  The subway, but then I didn't believe it, I mean
it was the subway after all.  But in MAMMOUTH CAVE, YES!  It had to be
you.  I so appreciate this, my e-friend.  Remember the time we met in a
dream and dug up ancient bones to inscribe silly earth goddess poetry
on them?  Well, it was you at the Cave and you just admitted it.  Do
you ever communicate through caves or rocks?  I'll try to pick you up.
Please, you must now redouble you efforts!  Try harder!  Lengthen your
stride, quicken your pace, pongale en cambio pendotes! Strike strike
whilest we still have some magnesium strips left!  Yes, gentlefolks,
I do have a statement to make at this time, and it ain't berries, nope.
You the berries!  You!
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Date:         Fri, 4 Sep 1992 16:40:00 EDT
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From:         Parker Parker <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      LIBWCA
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>Orange you glad I didn't say Satan?

Your dumb joke has been deleted with extreme prejudice.

You said Satan.
You said Satan when I was still saying crazy.
You said Satan when Foss was dead.
You said Satan when CYNOVY sprang eternal.
You said Satan to anyone, indiscriminately, even H.
You said Satan, "buddy", you were heard saying Satan.

"Didn't say Satan" my jellyfish ass.

goo
oog
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From:         queue cue <cheating@CCVM.SUNYSB.EDU>
Subject:      _M Seemingly Coming To Pieces, September, 1992_
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>What makes you believe that all I see, all I touch, all I think, is
>not already M-medi(t)ated, extrapolated from yr existence in
>trapolepositioned well-pleated kilterpsichorean (careful, m'dear, or
>I'll remind you of yr black mini) rock&rolls of the rilly imperative
>wish that this userid should be castled in yr mind, if nowhere else,
>when killed in action, adventure, romance, go-go dancers: chorus,
>please, Arthur: "crazy..."
>
Her also-ran-tan crisply clamors for attention, surmising the cariosa
scalings that adorn all these fallen flivvers, yet the self-razeeing
dreadnought(-&-cross-word-puzzles) have delivered unto her a snashing
[sic] success, from vestibule to vestry where she, perfect prefect,
discards the bricole with less ado than might be given an annoyance:
Yet: the redoubt redouts and finds that her ericoid touch is more than
enough to keep this sederunt afloat: I love her in postcard photos
element-exposure ruined, I love her in the tonic slam that provides
in-house-arrestimations of just what she means to me, I love her in
the distances, the flint-sparks, the black minivans, I love her.
All In Due Time.  Which, incidentally, has just run out.

G'night, all.

M(H760-castled)
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From: CFORDE@bcsc02.gov.bc.ca
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 16:18:17 PDT
Organization: BC Systems Corporation

This is a real post.
 
Have fun,
Carl Forde                            phonenet: 604-360-7130
VM Database and Development Support   bitnet  : CFORDE@BCSC02
British Columbia Systems Corporation  internet: cforde@bcsc02.gov.bc.ca
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Date:         Sun, 13 Sep 1992 22:55:44 CST
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From:         GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject:      hey
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how dare there not be anything in my reader tonite!  tonite of all nites!
there's been nothing on this list for days but me, unless there's some
e-clog somewhere bout to burst.  oh well.  who cares?  how could i care
on a day like this?  should i insist on more than the truth?  obso-flippin-
lutely!  oh well. yes we're quite alone.  you like to do it?  nuttin wrong
with that.  ok so let's hear some grunting.  glad to have that off my chest,
heheheh.  nobody but us doogies, hah?  yeh, that's write!  you the doogie!
i bet i got a wild volunteer green warty gourd squash cross that'd stop
any boulder boy you got, mensch toll.  i'm a flip and a flip 'n heheheh, hah?
like it or leave it.  love it or give it back.  i'm gonna beachball my
head write up this slope, uhuh.  i'll take it.  two of 'em.  wrapped.
and then i said to myself GR4302 IS A0keyducky!  Thanks you Dr Subtilis!
i'm the reincarnation of a hoot!
***);^##  (like my hat?)
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Date:         Wed, 9 Sep 1992 08:34:00 EDT
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From:         Arthur Parker <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      Booting Up Baby
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Spoken: If she gets used to the radiation from the monitor now, maybe she'll
become immune.
Aw, look at her little fingers on the keys . . .(music swells)

Baby took the car out/
But the car ran outta gas
Baby burned the bank down/
But disliked the smelly ash

We thought that nuuuuthiiiiiiiin'/
Was good enough for Baaaaaabbyyyyyy/

But now
Baby likes to go surfin'
in my
shoes

Surfin' in my shoes Hey!

Baby digs
goin' surfin'
in my
shoes.

Cowabunga, kids!  That one's called Surf Baby Breakout!  Dig it!
And Hey! Congratulations Hope!  Don't show bunt!

Arthur
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Date:         Fri, 4 Sep 1992 16:58:00 EDT
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From:         Parker <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      Your pansywaist rationality
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>No, no- you don't understand.  The operative question here would be
>"When did I not say 'Satan'?"  I would not answer, "I always didn't
>say Satan", an obvious falsehood, but rather would inform you that,
>on one accasion at least, I did not say "Satan', but rather said
>"Orange".  There are very, very complex mathematical formulas here,
>which would undoubtedly help you understand the situation, and I
>would transcribe them- I would, that is, if you weren't such a weasel-
>headed, gerbil-fucking dwarf.
>Oh, I didn't mean that.  Never in a million years.  Got any drugs, pal?

thrills me endlessly.  Spreadsheet, weak handshake, fake smile, bow your head
at Thanksgiving even though you're an atheist, shave next time somebody
important comes around, show bunt.  Quick, hide the drugs.

ap
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Date:         Thu, 10 Sep 1992 10:28:54 CST
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From:         GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject:      ibajibin
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Yes, your baby is on fire, yes.  Banks, good!  AND, if I may be allowed
to pontificate (hehe you can't stop me!!!) for a moment, it behooves,
in such a year, an election year and even the dreaded 1992, it behooves,
I say, each of us who reside daily in slime, who, may we say, roll gloriously
in the entrails of all e-animals (& perhaps even actual animals as the case
may be), it behooves us to counter the spread of thoughtless mind pressure
(ala the two word bumper sticker) and five minute sound bites with reams
of mindless idiotic banter, the purpose of which of course would be to cause
mind prickliness and chaotic activity needed to counter the commerical/politico
squeezing our heads are taking from the media and people's foreheads.  I
suggest a poster campaign.  Take some of this hedonistic bozoid drooling out
on the streets, or, if necessary, up on the walls secretly at night like the
Chinese used to do before they even shut that down too.  I suppose that makes
anonymous postering as a practice unescapably ring with sardonic disgust;
it says 'look how afraid i am to say my part in public but look how fearlessly
i defy your wall'.  And that's what this list is anyway, huh?  Anonymous
postering?  Still I think at this point it would be wise to waste a few trees
(which are gone anyway) to try to puke to a wider audience, huh?  OK, don't
reply.  That'll just make them think you're all taking orders from me and
silently (even smuggly) carrying out my suspiscious designs.  Of course, we
know that isn't true, don't we?  Don't we?  All hail to the Bugman of Sorento,
May our Ghostus shine upon the Mostus.  I never buy anything with a red white
and blue label (too many association tracks, french?  liberian?  malaysian?
yeh!) except that generic cranberry juice and mon dieux I believe it's what's
done me in.  Oh well, hehehe....
;^##
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From: GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
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Subject: yes, please, get out of the way
Date: 12 Sep 92 03:14:19 GMT
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I didn't hear that.  I didn't.  I don't know that book.  You know it's
not called that, and I am not going through denial.  I don't go through
denial.  I don't.  Hey Ch 2 pt 2 will probably actually be completed
tonight.  Hey you would've gotten in sooner if you weren't all so fluff.
_ChookCity_, shall we just recognize whose it rilly is?  Or what do you
want?  I'll still take A0KeyDucky or DogRibs or ShitSandwich...And by the
way, the namber's GR4302, and that's Dr GR4302 to you, bub.  Ok?
;^##
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Date:         Fri, 11 Sep 1992 01:10:19 GMT
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From:         queue cue <cheating@CCVM.SUNYSB.EDU>
Subject:      Re: Uhhh....
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>Please welcome as a non-contributing--at least for some years to come--
>member Ms. Tegan Emily Greenberg, born 8/20/92. For those of you who
>like details: 8 lbs. 5 oz., 21.5 inches long. Mum and Babe have been
>and no doubt will continue to "do well".  Eyes, wide-set, bright, and
>of a charming grey; face, round; nose, trim; mouth, of rosebud variety;
>chin, small but determined; personality, engagingly grave and placid.
>
Congratulations, congratulations, this is marvelous, and I greatly
appreciate that her initials will be TEG.  Actually, though you will
be unbelievably busy, you should scrawl every thought down; I'd be
curious to find what would flutter through -- hope postpartum d. skips
you by.  At least monitor her carefully and take note to alert us when
she begins to show the signs of Stony Brookish placidomingo arias.

Quite an inventive wrong-definition-and-two-weeks-early-Labor Day
present: and, I'd imagine, a fantastic Christmas present from 1991.

M.
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From:         GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject:      you serve as my slough/ lucky you lucky you
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eventually your icons get so thick that you easily slip into the realist
illusion, even the modern boast (unfounded) of gifted sight over all
cultures not blessed with a magician as clever as Durkheim.  You start
feeling the formula inside your very being, feel the wave the world
stands on, hence the grandiosity of mental disease in the Western World;
men think they're gawdam napolean, women think they're elizabeth taylor,
children are all ultraman or a faery princesses.  Wait, not the children on
your block?  Good, listen up, the future's in your hands.  Eventually
the line is so clean that you cease to see any quantumn packages except
in physics textbooks, safely exiled to the realm of rilly small, and cruise
everynight thinking, 'wow, hey, how could anyone not live in chicago? (la?
frisco? vienna?)  Everyone should have cucumbers and msg on their hotdogs.
Everyone should have hotdogs; yeh, then there'd be no world hunger.  Shit
ain't it great to be white--everyone's a genius.  Ah what the hell's physics
anyway but a gawdamn very convincing religion?  Why should we revere science
as if anything meant anything to anyone anyway, huh?'  Right, them extremes
are part of the show. 'It's this or that, you shit.  Russia was wrong so now
it's Star Trek Cap. Mickey, over and out.  Why should we listen to these
glib routines anyway?  What makes you think America ever had anything to say?'
What makes you think you know your whiteass way around the zillion pimples
of our very massive and impressive geography?  You've never been to me.
See, that's the point, neither have I.  Makes life sort a' special, huh?
"Waterlillies in your bathtub silent invisible conversation...."
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Date:         Wed, 9 Sep 1992 14:50:38 EDT
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Comments:     Resent-From: Michael Sachs <V5289E@TEMPLEVM>
Comments:     Originally-From: Mike Kearl <MKEARL@TRINITY.BITNET>
From:         Michael Sachs <V5289E@TEMPLEVM.BITNET>
Subject:      An Olympic Reflection

     This doesn't deal directly with exercise and sport, but does point out
some issues in cross-cultural efforts.  Similar issues are encountered in
translating standardized psychological inventories into other languages
(including sign language).  It's fascinating how the idiomatic phrases we
take for granted in english are so difficult to translate into other
languages.  Anyone else had similar experiences?

     Thanks for your indulgence.  Sincerely, Michael Sachs, Temple University

----------------------------Original message----------------------------
Between the sports commentary, NBC's Olympics programming provided rich lessons
in geography, culture, and politics.  However, one of the most interesting
insights came from a frequently-reappearing advertisement: the Diet Coke
promotion featuring Paula Abdul dancing with Groucho Marx and being served a
drink by Cary Grant.  Watching the dead peddle a soft drink reminded me of when
the makers of Pepsi-Cola entered the Thai soft drink market.  Their advertising
campaign initially used the American slogan, "Come alive, you're in the Pepsi
generation."  Only later did the company realize that the Thai translation it
was using said, "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead."  But the
Thais had it right, except it's Diet Coke that is the resurrection beverage.
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From: loszewski_im@sage.hnrc.tufts.edu
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Subject: Re: Caffeine
Date: 14 Sep 92 12:52:41 GMT
Organization: USDA HNRC at Tufts University

In article <1992Sep12.003052.19706@oracle.us.oracle.com>, hweingra@.com (Howard Weingram) writes:
> In article <1992Sep10.150949.355@sage.hnrc.tufts.edu> loszewski_im@sage.hnrc.tufts.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Sep10.135316.23075@linus.mitre.org>, jmeritt@rod.mitre.org (Jim Meritt) writes:
>>> 
>>> Some clarification/illumination, please.  Caffeine is a CNS stimulant.
>>> It appears to generally have decent short-term stimulant effects, and
>>> there appears to maybe be something about lipid mobilization.  However,
>>> it seems to be quoted widely as a leading cause of "tiredness" and low
>>> energy levels.  Why?
>>> 
>>Because caffeine depletes your iron stores.  The iron molecule binds to a heme
>>molecule inside your red blood cells.  The oxygen also binds to this complex in
>>the RBCs.  If iron is depleted then the oxygen can't bind.  If oxygen can't bind
>>then you feel slightly tired.  It is similar to the affects of acute anemia.
>>
>  So are you saying that training with caffeine has a similar effect
> to that obatained by training at high altitudes, by restricting
> your access to O2? Is there any increase in the # or size of red
> blood cells in compensation?  
> 			hal

I believe that there is an increase in # of RBC's to compensate for the loss of
O2 carrying ability.
BTW I originally got this from Muscle and Fitness...no wait...that's right, it
was the Enquirer.  I'm positive of this.  :-)
Actually, I heard about this on the news a few months ago.  Somebody is doing 
research (I think in Europe) on the effects of caffeine and iron depletion.
However, I have not seen a published article in any of the scientific journals.

-Rob
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From: m23364@mwunix (James Meritt)
Subject: Re: Caffeine
Organization: MITRE Corporation, McLean VA
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 12:16:04 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.150949.355@sage.hnrc.tufts.edu> loszewski_im@sage.hnrc.tufts.edu writes:
}In article <1992Sep10.135316.23075@linus.mitre.org>, jmeritt@rod.mitre.org (Jim Meritt) writes:
}> 
}> Some clarification/illumination, please.  Caffeine is a CNS stimulant.
}> It appears to generally have decent short-term stimulant effects, and
}> there appears to maybe be something about lipid mobilization.  However,
}> it seems to be quoted widely as a leading cause of "tiredness" and low
}> energy levels.  Why?
}> 
}Because caffeine depletes your iron stores.  The iron molecule binds to a heme
}molecule inside your red blood cells.  The oxygen also binds to this complex in
}the RBCs.  If iron is depleted then the oxygen can't bind.  If oxygen can't bind
}then you feel slightly tired.  It is similar to the affects of acute anemia.

So would iron supplements counter the effect?


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From: jmeritt@rod.mitre.org (Jim Meritt)
Subject: Caffeine
Originator: jmeritt@rod.mitre.org
Organization: The MITRE Corporation
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 13:53:16 GMT


Some clarification/illumination, please.  Caffeine is a CNS stimulant.
It appears to generally have decent short-term stimulant effects, and
there appears to maybe be something about lipid mobilization.  However,
it seems to be quoted widely as a leading cause of "tiredness" and low
energy levels.  Why?


-- 
James W. Meritt:  m23364@mwunix.mitre.org - or - jmeritt@rod.mitre.org
The opinions above are mine.  If anyone else wants to share them, fine.
They may say so if they wish. The facts "belong" to noone and simply are.
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Date:         Wed, 9 Sep 1992 14:33:24 EDT
From:         Michael Sachs <V5289E@TEMPLEVM.BITNET>
Subject:      Anorexia/Bulimia Conference

     I received a brochure in the mail the other day on the Second Kornbluh
Eating Disorders Conference, sponsored by the American Anorexia/Bulimia
Association.  The conference theme is "Current Concepts in the Treatment
of Bulimia Nervosa:  Integrating Psychotherapy & Psychopharmacology."  The
conference will be held on Saturday, October 17, 1992, from 9:00 a.m. - 5:45
p.m., at the Omni Park Central Hotel in New York City.  One workshop session
deals with "The Exercise Fix."  The session is described as covering "The line
between committed exercise and compulsive exercise is a thin one.  This
workshop explores the difference between healthy exercise and that which is
compulsive as well as looks at the relationship between compulsive exercise
and eating disorders."  Presenter is Karen Kratina, MA, RD, from the Renfrew
Center in Coconut Creek, FL.  Please contact me at V5289E@TEMPLEVM if you
want more info on the conference.

     Sincerely, Michael Sachs, Temple University
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