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From: nbt@napcc-hp.cvm.uiuc.edu (Nguyen Thanh Binh)
Subject: Re: [HIS] Vua Quang Trung
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 03:42:46 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.181627.21409@news.media.mit.edu>, quangl@tabasco.sps.mot.com (Quang Le) writes:
|> |>	Tui nghe dda^u Vua Quang Trung khi che^'t mo+'i co' 32 tuo^?i,
|> |>	Nga\i co' y' ddi.nh la\ ne^'u vua Ca\n long be^n ta\u 0 chi.u
|> |>	tra? dda^'t la\ se? hu+ng binh qua la^'y la.i ddo'....0 hie^?u
|> |>	ta.i sao la.i bi. che^'t ddo^.t ngo^.t nhu+ the^'...Ca'c nha\
|> |>	vie^'t su+? co' ddu+a ra mo^.t gia? thuye^'t la\ bi. Ba\ co^ng
|> |>	chu'a Ngo.c Ha^n dda^\u ddo^.c .  Vi\ ba\ co^ng chu'a na\y vo^'n
|> |>	la\ con ga'i cu?a vua Le^ chie^u Tho^'ng, ngu+o+\i ru+o+'c qua^n
|> |>	 Thanh ve^\ da\y ma? to^? va\ bi. Vua QT ddda'nh cha.y da\i trong       
|> |>	vo\ng ba?y nga\y...Khi Vua QT co' y' ddi.nh na\y, vua Le^ chie^u
|> |>	Tho^'ng o+? Qua?ng Cha^u ho+.p mu+u vo+'i Dde^\ ddo^'c o+? xu+'
|> |>	ddo' ma\ ha.i Vua QT qua ba\ Co^ng chu'a Ngo.c Ha^n...!
|> |>
|> |>	Tie^'c thay mo^.t vi. ta\i ba lo^~i la.c nhu+ the^' ma\ bi. ha.i
|> |>	tre^n tay cu?a mo^.t ngu+o+\i tha^n nha^'t cu?a mi\nh....!
|> |>
|> |>	TP
|> |>
|> 
|> Co^ng chu'a Ngo.c Ha^n la` con ga'i cu?a vua Le^ Hie^?n To^ng,
|> tu+'c la` em ga'i cu?a vua Le^ Chie^u Tho^'ng. Le^ Hie^?n To^ng
|> ga~ con cho VQT dde^? tra? o+n de.p chu'a Tri.nh. VQT la^.p
|> Ngo.c Ha^n la`m Ba('c cung Hoa`ng Ha^.u tu+'c la` vo+. chi'nh.
|> Ti`nh ca?m cu?a co^ng chu'a Ngo.c Ha^n ddo^'i vo+'i VQT ra^'t
|> ma(.n no^`ng. Sau khi nha` vua ma^'t co^ng chu'a la`m ba`i tho+
|> "Ai Tu+ Va~n" la` mo^.t a'ng co^? va(n tuye^.t ta'c ke^? la.i
|> ca'c chie^'n co^ng hie^?n ha'ch cu?a VQT va` ti`nh ca?m cu?a hai 
|> ngu+o+`i. Ke^'t thu'c ba(`ng hai ca^u:
|> 
|> 	"Ma` hay a'o va?i co+` dda`o
|> 	Giu'p da^n du+.ng nu+o+'c bie^'t bao co^ng tri`nh"
|> 
|> Khi vua Gia Long dda'nh tan ddu+o+.c qua^n Ta^y So+n. Vi. vua na`y
|> ha`nh ha. thi ha`i vua Quang Trung, gie^'t hai ngu+o+`i con cu?a
|> Ngo.c Ha^n vo+'i Quang Trung. Nha` vua na`y co`n la^'y luo^n
|> Ngo.c Ha^n la`m thie^'p. :-( Bo+?i va^.y trong da^n gian co' ca^u:
|> 
|> 	"Ga'i dda^u co' ga'i la. lu`ng
|> 	Con vua la.i la^'y hai cho^`ng la`m vua."
|> 
|> DDe^? che^ bai chuye^.n na`y.
|> Tha^n,
|> Quang Le
|> PS. Che'p theo tri' nho+' lang bang, xin bo^? tu'c.:-)
|> 
|> 

	Do^'t !!! 

	sai dde^'n ta`n te^. kho^ng the^? bo^? tu'c dda<.ng...

	Xin lo^~i,

	Cha`o.

	Please forgive me, your Ga` Thie^'n highness...nhu*ng tui chi?
	nghe chi. Mo* la^'y Ca'n Ngo^' cho*' co' bie^'t dda^u chuye^.n
	vua Gia Long la^'y Ngo.c Ha^n la`m thie^'p bao gio*`...hi hi

	This joke is bad...but thank for trying.

	Tha^n,
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: lyxuan@sscvx1.ssc.gov
Subject: [MISC] Tu' Xua^'t and Rabid Dogs Pack!!!UPDATES
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 00:32:47 GMT

RABID DOG PACK UPDATES:
  
Tu' Xua^'t(ghost addresses)
DDK(Khoa)@vibamacs
Chris Chu(Nguye^.n)@ATT.com
Tra^`n Tha'i Linh@utah
Kim Nguye^~n  Kimtrong@ocf.Berkeley.Edu
bho@eis.calstate.edu <---Nguye^~n T. Du+o+ng(dunguyen@eis.calstate.edu)
Pluto@hb1.Ebay.Sun.Com(Tua^'n Nguye^~n aka Tu' Xua^'t)
Nguye^~n Thanh Bi`nh @uiuc(University of Illinois)
nguyend@netcom.com(Quang Dinh)
   
And some others I haven't decided what to do with, not just yet!!!
   
HandsomeStranger........
 
P.S. TO^I SE? TIE^'P TU.C UPDATE, VA` SAU DDO' SE? CHO CHU'NG LE^N THO+'T
     CU`NG MO^.T LU+O+.T!!!!!!
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: Anthony Nguyen <nguyenat@CC.IMS.DISA.MIL>
Subject: [LITTER] Loa.n tu.c ngu+~
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: @argos.ims.disa.mil:nguyenat@cc.IMS.DISA.MIL
Organization: N/A
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 18:24:48 GMT


          -  A(n tra'i nho+' ke? tre`o ca^y   (...ha'i tro^.m!)


    La.i nu+~a, bo+?i vi` -- muo^'n a(n pha?i la(n va`o be^'p -  cho ne^n
    mo+'i co' ca^u:

          -  Tie^n ho.c na^'u.........., ha^.u ho.c a(n     :-) :-)

Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: lyxuan@sscvx1.ssc.gov
Subject: [THO+] Magic Moon...........
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 20:53:50 GMT

Tha^n ta(.ng ca'c ba.n mo^.t ba`i tho+ .....

	     Magic Moon

	Under the willow
	Magic rays shine through
	Softening my hardened soul
	As cool summer breeze move
	Through the willow branches
	It's whispering out your name
	In sweet melodies

	Forever I will remember...
	The sweet melodies I hear
	It reminds me of you
	The times that we shared

	Under the willow
        Magic rays shine through
	Under the moonlit sky
	The clouds above are dancing
	The magic rays shine through
	Spelling out your name
	in the golden clouds

	Forever I will remember...
	The magic that we shared!
	under the moonlit sky
	I want to go.... to...  
	the place.. that I love!
	Take me back to the place
	Where I have been!.......

              Tru'c Vie^.t aka HandsomeStranger...........
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: Anthony Nguyen <nguyenat@CC.IMS.DISA.MIL>
Subject: [LITTER] Loa.n Tu.c Ngu+~
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: @argos.ims.disa.mil:nguyenat@cc.IMS.DISA.MIL
Organization: N/A
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 14:53:47 GMT


    Ca'c ba.n dda~ nghe:
          - Tie^n ho.c na^'u, ha^.u ho.c a(n

    Nhu+ng ddo' la` cho nhu+~ng ai sie^ng na(ng, co`n ma^'y ngu+o+`i
    lu+o+`i bie^'ng thi` ne^n a'p du.ng ca^u na`y:

          - Tie^n ho.c ngu?, ha^.u ho.c a(n      :-)


    ************************

               (Huynh dde^. chi binh...)

               DDe^? ho+? thi` no' rinh....

               DDe^? ki'n thi` no' ri`nh....

               De^~ tin thi` no' phi?nh....

               Kho^ng ddu+o+.c thi` no' xin....
From: luong@fps.com (Luong Nguyen-Duy)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Are you Mr BO^.p CHO^.P ?????
Date: 14 Aug 92 18:22:09 GMT
Organization: Cray Research Superservers Inc., San Diego CA, USA

In article <1992Aug14.160023.7669@news.media.mit.edu> nguyen@airmics.gatech.edu writes:
>
>Tru+o+'c he^'t xin ca?m o+n anh DDK dda~ post tro.n ba`i.
>
>Kho^ng hie^?u ca'c nho'm "Chuye^n Gia Ngu+o+`i Vie^.t" o+? nu+o+'c
>ngoa`i la`m gi` ma` ro^'t cuo^.c Nha` Nu+o+'c hu+o+?ng he^'t????
>
>So+n Nguye^~n

Xin lo^?i chu't xi'u nhe So+n, to^i nghi~ nhu+~ng co^ng vie^.c ddo' se~ co'
lo+.i cho toa`n nu+o+'c Vie^.t, cho nhu+~ng ai du`ng ma'y ddie^.n toa'n
chu+? Vie^.t sao na`y .  Nhu+~ng co^ng vie^.t ky? thua^.t tu+. no' kho^ng
co' tu+ ca'ch chi'nh tri. .  Ai muo^'n xa`i thi` xa`i, xa`i ddu'ng thi` to^'t
xa`i sai thi` bi. nghe ru?a :-))) .


Luong Nguyen-Duy


>
> > 
> > Luckily you made a copy to my mailbox
> > so it got my attention almost immediately... I am still in to respond
> > you... I am going away very soon anyway ....
> > 
> > Here goes, Mr So+n Nguye^~n,:
> > 
> > quangl@tabasco.sps.mot.com (Quang Le) writes:
> >  > Hello friends,
> >  > 
> >  > I just received an issue of "Electronics and Informatics" 2/92
> >  > which is published by HCMcity information center in Science and
> >  > technology. The two proposals that have been discussed in this group
> >  > were introduced as:
> >  > 
> >  > "
> >  > To`a soa.n co' nha^.n ddu+o+.c hai ba?n du+. a'n ve^` "tie^u
> > > chua^?n ma~ ho'a tho^'ng nha^'t cho xu+? ly' va(n ba?n tie^'ng
> >  > Vie^.t" cu?a hai nho'm chuye^n gia ngu+o+`i Vie^.t o+? nu+o+'c
> >  > ngoa`i. Hai du+. a'n na`y co' nhu+~ng ddie^?m kha'c nhau. Sau
> >  > dda^y chu'ng to^i tri'ch dda(ng to'm ta('c no^.i dung cu?a ca? 
> >  > hai du+. a'n. Ba.n ddo.c co' y' kie^'n tham gia go'p y' cho 
> >  > ca'c du+. a'n na`y xin go+?i tho+ ve^` to`a soa.n TC. ddie^.n
> >  > tu+? - tin ho.c."
> >  > 
> >  > The first article titled "DDe^` a'n cho ca'c tie^u chua^?n ma~
> >  > ho'a ky' tu+. tie^'ng Vie^.t trong khuo^n kho^? xu+? ly' va(n
> >  > ba?n tho^'ng nha^'t." by ca'c anh James Do, Ngo Thanh Nhan, and
> >  > Hoang Nguyen.
> >  > 
> >  > The second article titled "Mo^.t khuo^n kho^? tho^'ng nha^'t
> >  > cho vie^.c xu+? ly' du+~ kie^.n Vie^.t ngu+~." by "Nho'm nghie^n
> >  > cu+'u tie^u chua^?n tie^'ng Vie^.t."
> >  > 
> >  > Each article takes three 8x11" pages. That means the original
> >  > articles are sumarized. If any of you need to see a copy of these 
> >  > articles I would be glad to make a copy.
> >  > 
> >  > Tha^n,
> >  > Quang Le
> >  >  
> >  > 
> > 
> > Sincerely,
> > 
> > DDK`
> > 
> > 
>
>
From: 0005359961@mcimail.com (Van Tran)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [THO+] [VUI] THO+ TRAN Y' VA^N
Date: 17 Aug 92 16:18:58 GMT
Reply-To: 0005359961@mcimail.com
Organization: N/A
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu

La^u qu'a la`m tho+ ti`nh, tho+ ca?nh tri', tho+ nga^~u hu+'ng...
hoa`i cu~ng bi. burned out. Vi` va^.y nhu+~ng ba`i tho+ ho^m nay
ho+i kha'c thu+o+`ng mo^.t chu't, mong ra(`ng no' se~ giu'p qu'y
dzi. dzui dze? le^n.
               
                                             Nay upload,


                                             Tra^`n Y' Va^n


O^ng DDo^` DDie^.n Tu+?
-----------------------

** Tuy kho^ng pha?i la` da^n computer, to^i vie^'t ba`i na`y dde^?
ta(.ng mo^.t ngu+o+`i ba.n o+? mie^`n ddo^ng. Nay ba.n to^i dda~
ddo.c ne^n to^i dda(ng le^n dda^y dde^? ta^'t ca? cu`ng thu+o+?ng
thu+'c... A` xin lo^~i ma^'y co^ ddo^` nha!


O^ng ddo^` ddie^.n tu+? ma(.c ve't-to^ng
Cha(?ng co' bu't lo^ng, co' tie ho^`ng.
Mu+.c ta`u dden sa^.m tho^i ma`i du~a
Network vo^ hi`nh la.i tinh tho^ng. 
Cha(?ng quen va^~n gu+?i nhau nga`n chu+~
Tao ngo^. la`m gi` to+' vo+'i o^ng.
DDa.i ddo^`ng the^' gio+'i nay vui tha^.t
O^ng ddo^` ddie^.n tu+? ma(.c ve't-to^ng.




Tra^`n Tha^n
------------

** Xin lo^?i qu'y lie^.t vi. ho. Tra^`n, Chen or Chan nghe...


To^? tie^n sao dda(.c ca'i ho. Tra^`n?
Lao ddao, la^.n dda^.n, no+. dda^`y tha^n.
Va(n xuo^i ta('t lo^'i ma`ng thi si~
Tu' ta`i cha(?ng dda^.u hoa' cu+? nha^n.
Anh Va(n lo?m cho?m va`i ba chu+~
Vie^.t Ngu+~ xi'u xiu chu+?a ne^n va^`n.
DDo+`i sau xin ddo^?i sang ho. DDa^.y
Da^`u cha(?ng tha`nh danh cu~ng a^'m tha^n.



Computer Science
----------------


** Again, it's not my expertise nhu+ng ba`i na`y dda~ vie^'t dde^?
ta(.ng mo^.t ngu+o+`i ba.n ra^'t tha^n -- an undergrad CS student
in Australia. Tho^ng ca?m cho mo.i ngu+o+`i cu`ng ddo.c nghe M.!



Con ngu+o+`i trong the^' ky~ hai mu+o+i
DDie^.n toa'n tho^ng minh gio?i nhu+ tro+`i#.
Ba^'m tay mo^.t nu't la` nho+' ca?
Ha`ng nga`n chu+~ nho? chu+' cha(?ng cho+i (1).

Bie^'t the^m mo^.t chu't mo+'i la` hay
So^' kho^ng, so^' mo^.t dda^u nhie^`u tay: (2)
Co^.ng, tru+`, nha^n, chia, dde^`u co' the^?
Hie^?u luo^n chi tie^'t, nhu+~ng lo+`i hay (3).

Co`n ngo^. ho+n nu+~a ca'i ca^y na`y
Re^? mo.c tre^n tro+`i, la' o+? dda^y#.
Mo^~i la^`n mo.c cao le^n mo^.t chu't
La' hoa' ra ca^y, re^? cu~ng ca^y (4).

Nga`n da(.m xa nhau ca`ng de^? tha(m
Gu+?i trong mo^.t phu't ca? ma^'y tra(m
Chu+~ to, chu+~ nho? nhanh nhu+ cho+'p
Le^. phi' coi nhu+ cu~ng ddu'ng ta^`m (5).

          * * *

Nghi~ la.i cho cu`ng cu~ng so+. la`
Nga`y mai ma'y a^'y ne^'u hie^?u ra
Ai hie^`n, ai du+~ tho+`i ho?ng ca?
Mo^.t ddo+`i ho.c nhu+~ng tho'i ta`i hoa.

                    

(1) Bit and byte
(2) Binary numerical system
(3) Expert or knowledge-based system
(4) Binary trees
(5) E-mail, of course.

                    
Tho^i nghe, he.n khi kha'c,
     
Tra^`n Y' Va^n
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: miket@hb3.EBay.Sun.COM (Mike H. Tran)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [MISC] Wrong interpretation in private email issue.
Date: 12 Aug 92 18:02:39 GMT
Reply-To: miket@hb3.EBay.Sun.COM
Organization: N/A
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu

>>From: quangl@tabasco.sps.mot.com (Quang Le)
>Subject: Re: [MISC] IT'S BORED !!!
>Message-ID: <1992Aug12.165557.19633@news.media.mit.edu>
>Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
>Sender: owner-scv@media.mit.edu
>Reply-To: quangl@tabasco.sps.mot.com
>Organization: N/A
>Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 16:55:57 GMT
>Lines: 45
>
    ........DELETE........
>
>There is a point that is not personal, and that have been known around
>the world. :-) DDK started the ordeal by ascusing anh Hie^`n Hoa`ng
>revealed his personal email. Then he ended up by revealing the content
>of a personal mail from anh Hie^`n. Now the world knew that anh Hien
>had to apologize him in private. What a spoiled kid! 

    There is a BIG difference between publishing the complete private
    email and disclose a portion of the email. Moreover, the releasing
    of info. is from the receiver own words.
	Besides, DDK would save Hien Hoang from the flame, so it is
	necessary to acknowledge the mail receipt.
	That's why I stopped flaming Hien Hoang for his abusing
        of private email.
    I can not see WHY you need to crux a person that hard, and use
    any terminology you can come up!
    
    Mike
>
>I just write this to express symphathy with anh Hie^`n Hoa`ng. He stopped 
>his series when he thinks it is controversial, and took responsibility
>when it is needed. Sincere man seems always losing net war. That's sad.
>
>We love scv so we have to stand what it is.
>Tha^n,
>Quang Le
>
>
>|>Sincerely Yours,
>|>
>|>Chris
>|>
>
>
>
From: Thao.D.Vo@dartmouth.edu (Thao D. Vo)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: The Test Message
Date: 18 Aug 92 06:07:50 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
X-Posted-From: InterNews1.0d55@newshost.dartmouth.edu

Just testing guys.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: nvo@node_27dda.csc.ti.com (Nguyenson Vo)
Subject: [misc] A reminder to qui' vi. cha^.m hie^?u ...(CONT.)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Date: 13 Aug 92 02:13:56 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.214724.2978@convex.com>, (Hanh Vo), wrote:
>
> Ba` con co^ ba'c tre^n net o+i   !!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Ne^'u co' 1 ngu+o+`i na`o ddo' ba?o ra(`ng ho. kho^ng pha?i la` mo^.t
> ngu+o+`i dda`n o^ng thi` la`m o+n ddu+`ng ga'n cho ho. la` dda`n ba`
>
> Ne^'u co' 1 ngu+o+`i na`o ddo' ba?o ra(`ng ho. kho^ng pha?i la` mo^.t
> ngu+o+`i dda`n ba` thi` la`m o+n ddu+`ng co' tu+. nhie^n lo^i ho. va`o
> xe^'p loa.i la` dda`n o^ng .
>
> Bo+?i vi` tui xin nha('c cho qui' vi. cha^.m hie^?u nho+' la` ngoa`i
> dda`n o^ng va` dda`n ba` , co`n co' tha`nh pha^`n thu+' 3 ma` chu'ng
> ta thu+o+`ng go.i la` " Ba'n nam ba'n nu+~ " hoa(.c la` " La.i ca'i "
> (gay)
>
> 						  Ha.nh Vo^`


 Na`y ca'c ha. "cha^.m hie^?u"  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Xin ca'c ha. ddu+`ng co' hie^?u la^`m ca^u no'i thu+' 3  o+? tre^n
 cu?a ba'c Ha.nh Vo^` nhe'...  Ba'c Ha.nh Vo^` kho^ng co' y' a'm chi?
 ra(`ng tre^n the^' gio+'i na`y co' mo^t thu+' gio^'ng ngu+o+`i ma`
 trong pha^`n tha^n the^? (body) ho. co' mo^.t  nu+?a (1/2) cai'....
 (?)..."ca'i ao"... (kho^? tha^.t, 0 bie^'t pha?i no'i la`m sao dda^y),
 va` mo^.t nu+?a con... "ca'i du`i cui(?), ca'i o+'t(?), ca'i ca^`n ca^u(?)"
 ... ( chu? ye^'u la` cho ca'c ha. cha^.m hie^?u tho^i ).. ;-)) .hi`hi`...

 Thu+.c ra thi` "gay"  hoa(.c a'm chi? loa.i ngu+o+`i dda`n o^ng ma` chi?
 thi'ch la`m ti`nh vo+'i nhu+~ng da`n o^ng, hoa(.c la` a'm chi? loa.i
 ngu+o+`i dda`n ba` chi? thi'ch  la`m ti`nh vo+'i nhu+~ng dda`n ba`.
 ( In dictionary:  "gay"  = "homosexual" ).

 Physically, a gay is either man or woman but not both!
 Mentally, he/she is not a normal human being.

 Cheers,
 NV.
From: cuongc@NAD.3Com.COM (Cuong C Nguyen (408)764-6863)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [MISC] Chinese Chess (Anyone?)
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:28:55 GMT
Reply-To: cuongc@NAD.3Com.COM
Organization: 3Com Corp


 Hi Tri'

 How are you? Cuong xin tie^'p chie^u vo+i' Tri'... va^y. Cuong -di tru+o+'c nhe.
 Pha'o -da^`u -do'...

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>  
> Be^n Tie^n:                            Be^n Ha^.u:
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From: "HOANG NGUYEN (PAUL) 765-9447/PAGER 237-3542 M/S RN2-18" <HNGUYEN@SC9.intel.com>
Subject: [joke]You Call This Living? (C. Banc and Alan Dundes)
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: HNGUYEN@SC9.intel.com
Organization: N/A
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 13:35:05 GMT

(post without permission)

-----------------YOU CALL THIS LIVING?  C. Banc and Alan Dundes--------------
----------------- A Collection of East European Political Jokes--------------
----------------The University of Georgia Press/Athens and London------------

	At school Bula is asked to draw a pig.  His drawing:

					
		 .'|		        ''.
		< o|			.'\
		 '.|

			| |       | |
		       _  _       _ _

	The teacher comments:

	-- You began all right, but where's the body?
	-- That's set aside for export.

			*******

	An old lady enters a food store in Bucharest and asks for a dozen
	eggs.  The vendor tells her:

	-- You're in the wrong store, granny.  Here we haven't got any meat.
	   It's next door that they haven't got any eggs.	
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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From: truongk@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (TRUONG  KHANH MINH)
Subject: Re: [misc] City Bank credit card ad
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 20:12:45 GMT

In article <9208181925.AA06790@nws31.EBay.Sun.COM> boobvu@nws31.EBay.Sun.COM writes:
>Have you heard of this ?
>
>
>Subject: ** CITY BANK MISLEADING ADVERTISEMENT **
>
>
>
>>Dear fellow netters,
>>
>>Recently apllied for a City Bank Classic Master Card under the College Student Program
>>that offered  saving-benefits at NO ADDTIONAL costs to students like
>>  
>>   1. 25 dollar off airline ticket
>>
>>   2. 24% off MCI long distance calls
>>
>>...etc..
>>
>>
>>THe information above were printed in bold red ink on the student application.
>>
>>However when i received the card, there was no info of how and what to do
>>to get that so called saving-benefits.
>>i telephoned City Bank customer service and found out 
>>in order to receive the 25 dollar discount on airline ticket ,
>>i have to call ISE ( International Student Exchange ??? )
>>and be registered with ISE. 
>>
>>here is the catch: to be registered with ISE there is a $15 enrolled-annual fee.
>>
>>also i found out there is a 70 cents connection charge every time you
>>make a call on City Bank calling card . you are better off using MCI 's own
>>calling card. 


I was wondering does MCI charge u anything for the connection ???? I know 
AT&T does (60 - 80 cents/connection) .


>>
>>	i wonder if any of you students out there experience this  with City Bank
>>
>>i think City Bank has employed trickery in its advertisement to attract 
>
>
>----- End Included Message -----


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From: Anthony Nguyen <nguyenat@CC.IMS.DISA.MIL>
Subject: re: [LIT] Loa.n Tu.c Ngu+~
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: @argos.ims.disa.mil:nguyenat@cc.IMS.DISA.MIL
Organization: N/A
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 22:11:57 GMT



>>          - Co+m hu+ ta.i ga.o, cha'o hu+ ta.i no^`i
>
>>          - Mu+u su+. ta.i anh, tha`nh su+. ta.i tui
>
>
>>     Hoa(.c la`
>
>>          - Hu+ su+. ta.i anh, tha`nh su+. ta.i tui
>

>   Co' co^ng ma`i dda' co' nga`y ne^n bi
                              - TXV -


         - Co' co^ng chi`u ga'i, co' nga`y le^n xe bo^ng


    Nhu+ng cu~ng co' ca^u:

          - Cu+' theo cho.c ga'i, co' nga`y a(n dao phay    :-)
From: lyxuan@sscvx1.ssc.gov
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [MISC] M&M CANDIES LOVERS.......
Date: 12 Aug 92 19:04:40 GMT
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory

Hello Candies Lovers,

As far back as can be recalled, in my childhood, I have always loved 
candies. And I couldn't imagined anyone who'd lived and not have loved 
candies. One of the kind of candies I loved most was M&M's. I loved those 
plain chocolate M&M's the most! Anyway, I loved them so much that I did 
a little bit of research into the "How" of M&M's.....

I have the answers to the following questions. I wanted to see what 
the general audience's answers would be.  Cheers! Yumm..Yumm...

So here goes!

1. How do they print the "M&M" on M&M's chocolate candies?

2. Why are their no seams on M&M's?

3. What does M&M stand for?

4. Why are there more brown M&M's than any other color?

5. How do they determine the ratio colors?

6. Why did they take away red M&M's?

7. Why have they put the red M&M's back recently?

8. What are the color percentages in plain M&M's? 
   and in peanut M&M's?

	Brown?
	Yellow?
	Red?
	Orange?
	Green?
	Tan?

There are many mores, but I just want to start with a 
few! ;-)

Happy pondering!!! If anyone is interest in knowing the 
answers to these questions, you can email me. If not I 
will post them on Friday! Happy eating! Cheers! YummYumm!

HandsomeStranger.....

The candy man...Who can take the sunshine.. ;-)

P.S. Just for kicks. Last one for the road! Why do clocks run clockwise?

m&m..m&m..m&m..m&m..m&m..m&m..mm&m..m&m..mm&m..m&m..mm&m..m&m..mm&m..m&m..m
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