HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 04:36:00 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Oct9.191757.29311@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>I am truthfully sorry for cross-posting this thread to a.r.c.
>I should have known better.  My punishment, as you can see,
>is to be subjected to their mindless drivel until the thread
>dies down.  I shan't do it again.

It's either that or you will be forced to allow cowpatti to use your face
for a long ride.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Fear: The Great Motivator
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: 9 Oct 92 12:37:55 CDT


In article <1992Oct9.023357.23734@zia.aoc.nrao.edu>, lbrother@zia.aoc.nrao.edu (Larry Brothers) writes:
> 
> 
> 
> Eddie Bauer designed America's first goose down jacket in 1936 after
> nearly losing his life to hypothermia.
> 
>                                  - Eddie Bauer 1992 catalog

Probbably sells a lot more down jackets than the ad in the Seattle Times
showing Eddie caddying for a rich banker.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: .jpg files
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:35:04 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Oct13.035228.4277@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
> i got the .jpg image file just posted. i am not sure how to view it
> though. i can view .gif files using a program i have for our mac but it
> will not read .jpg files. oh well. any input out there?  ciao etc

Go and stick your head under a flamethrower.

Jason

> 	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: The Dog
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 18:11:20 GMT

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>The noise that the dog tied to the railings outside my office window is
>making:
>WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

Liberate the dog, I'm sure it is an Irish Setter.

Sorry,
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rsrodger@wam.umd.edu (Robert Stephen Rodgers)
Subject: All day on the net
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 20:43:23 GMT



You know, on weekends you could theoretically just logon and read and read and read and never get done.  As soon as you finish one group, the others all have new mail...This is not a happy thought.


--------------------------rsrodger@wam.umd.edu----------------I-want-.QWK!!--
Please god, just let me graduate.. let me graduate... unnnghhnn.. ... 
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz... i'll do it in the morning.. the morning... ZZzzzz...
-------->Titania:  Pray thee gentle mortal, sing again.<---------------------


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: it's late
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: small warped minds 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: pus sucking monsters
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 08:30:21 GMT

so, it's now 2:25 fri night (sat. morn?). i am finally finishing up in the
lab. yup, i have the most excellent social life. i wish i did. yeah.
tonight i called my friend, a woman i dated for a while, to see if she had
any plans for the evening. she did. she was going on a date with another
friend of mine. i felt weird. i was the one who broke things off with her
but for some reason i am kind of jealous now. ahh, the joys of life. i
mean, it's not like heart-ache or anything just odd. i am as clear as a
mountain spring i see. right. 
they now sell wheat thins in the hospital cafeteria vending machines. i
used to eat about a box of these a week. they taste pretty good too.
remember, they're baked, not fried. boy do i wish i were either. talk
about a dry spell. yeee haww. i'm outa here. ciao etc.


--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
               me, last month when i had a cc.utah.edu acct.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Humane Mousetraps?  Info?  Opinions?
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 05:05:44 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <73278@apple.Apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>Buy a cat.
>
>Not only does this solve your problem in the most efficient way, it
>will turn the entire household into raging vegetarians overnight, so
>to speak.
>
>mr HEINOUS
>the subliminal effects of having a cat crunching a mouse skull right
>next to your head while you sleep cannot be underestimated
>
>Just ask cj

You haven't lived until you've seen the destruction caused by 10 cats
going after 1 mouse.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BUTANE - WHAT THE HECK?
Date: 8 Oct 1992 04:47:05 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) says:

>...........................  Just this month, two high school students
>died at a graduation party due to Hymnody poisoning, complicated by high
>blood levels of a common decongestant, Jungfrau.  The government must act
>and make these drugs available by proscription only.

.............................Just this century, a hundred million people
died worldwide due to war, rebellion, and revolution, complicated by high
levels of a common strategic weapon, the H-bomb.  We, the people must act
and reduce the size and scope of government, across-the-board.
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: kingsley@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Kingsley Morse)
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 16:04:56 GMT
Subject: Oops
Organization: HP Western Response Center
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre

Oops! My apologies for posting my previous "Please Help" survey to this
group. It was an honest mistake and won't happen again.

Kingsley
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non-sequitur
From: kohli (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Subject: Red Onion
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.non-sequitur
Summary: Revisiting a rewrite of "Reunion" by cjo@ukc.ac.uk (C.J.Ojeda)
Reply-To: kohli@aslmr.med.ge.com (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Organization: Cheesemaster International, and Associates
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 19:00:41 GMT
X-Summary: alt.non-sequitur: not just for dinner anymore

 Nervous in tents, equinox on the door. Choose and stand, quick!
Theodore opens.  It's been four score more years now and the buttcheeks
still look the same. The car's aligned; phrases, like a wild bovine in
estrus, run off, bellowing, into the shallow depths of his mind.  He
knew it would be that way but still he flew, napping through a whole
conversation based on the vegan mammaries of an unknown character. All
he can manage is a nasal high, delivered like a varactor unsure of its
threshold.

 'You waxed your carapace.' She smiles, coalescing around him.

 'Yeah.  I think I can.  I think I can.  Chugga chugga, whoo whoo!'
Improvisation seems to be working and he goes limp, not too much though.
This is impotent to him now. Got to do the rite.

 'Not going to scuttle out of me this time I hope?' Sneezing.

 'I'm sorry, Vegetable Medley, but you know, it was all so sudden last
time. I needed time to drink.'  Bit too winey for his liking. He summons
up some verve, chugs a beer, and gives himself a high five.  'Whoo
whoo!  You crushed me. You know it's a hard incision to make but you
never gave me any time.'

 She fights off his infiltration, walks out into the lab, checks the
pot then walks back in.

 'No doubt?  As if!  Corpus Callosum?  Earwigs!' Singing this time.
The tune reminds him of a sticker from his youth; staring, making it
clear that no credit cards will be accepted.

 He looks around the room for the first horse. Drab colours, all of
them in dark vases. A speaker is on its rack in a corner of the room
digesting its latest newspaper.  During recess, a crow in a rage
regards him, unbemoaning. He looks her and she lurks in return.  Shakes
his hand.

 'None.'

 She exits again, this time to shave a significant letter onto
his chest. She pulls him over her shoulder as he enters her sanctuary.

 'Give me some jambalya to prepare, I'll call you when it's ready.'

 He waits with the Resistance, the past decade repaying the benefit of his
mind's eye; the flayings, the ointments, the bitterns.  All as she had
vacillated the night he'd made that wrong turn.  He had nothing to
lose, butt weight, she called.

 He went. The broom was just as he remembered it. The mammary sculpted
into his chest which occupied most of his lung cavity.  Which caught
his underwear and roses, screaming for attention, from the pit where
he'd buried it. The bears, enormous. The knives, shining by the light
of the loom. The, the... tent pickles, reaching for him.


not the Cesar.
not a blue jeans commercial.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:27:10 GMT

In <1992Oct5.235622.4066@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com writes:
>All right. If my Republican credentials measure up, will you shut up?
>Since I reached voting age in 1978, I have voted for two Republican
>presidents. I subscribed to National Review for at least five years.
>I voted for two Republican governors of Indiana, and against a Democratic
>governor of Washington. I have voted for J. Danforth Quayle four times.
>I voted a straight Republican ticket in 1984.

The Horn!  The Horn!
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad song lyrics
Keywords: lyrics,bad
Date: 12 Oct 92 15:25:28 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.


 patricka@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Patrick Anderson) writes:
 
>"... makes me feel happy like an oldtime movie ..."
 
>Name the song & the lyricist.

John Sebastian, "Do You Believe in Magic"
also the author of the immortal line:
"I've always been the guy with the finger in his nose
 when the passport picture gets taken."

Name that tune, why doncha?
(that would impress me more than phony SAT scores)
(anybody beat a 580 in Latin?)
 
>Love,
>Zemu (bonus if you can tell me who Zemu was)

Famous Greek philosopher. Remember Zemu's Paradox?

Matt
"Braindead individuals are incapable of accessing USENET." - Bruce Bufalino
                                                             psu.edu, naturally
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Secret Subliminal Messages?
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 00:32:58 GMT

bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:

] Quick Poll: Which of the following advertising jingles do you find to
] be more appealing? Why?
] 
] "See the USA in your Chevrolet"
] 
] "Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee"
] 
] "You can take Salem out of the country BUT -- you can't take the
] country out of Salem"
] 
] mr HEINOUS
] disenfranchised youth of dear advertising slogans departed



Is there a Reason that you did NOT list
any of the well known feminine Hygeine Jingles?


ciao
drieux


-- 
Modern Day Problems:

ME? engage in Hyperbole?
I have rarely been more than a first Order Function!!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: The Living Juan Valdez, or Epiphany in Cartagena
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:49:33 GMT

meo@hostname.austin.ibm.com (Miles O'Neal) writes:
# the coffee in the vending machines in Tour Descartes
# in Paris is better than most of the coffee in this
# country - juan valdez can just pu' a sock in it.

Which reminds me of a short tale Mojo told me from his days in the
U.S. Coast Guard...

He and Dr. Death got off the ship in Cartagena, Columbia for liberty
one morning and right there on the wharf, before their very eyes was
the living incarnation of Juan Valdez.

Now, that minority among us who still have our Sea Legs surely do not
need me to remind them that coffee at sea is an entirely different
production than it is on land.  (Mojo and Dr. Death weren't snipes,
but still -- Bridge Coffee will do in a pinch when Engine Room Coffee
is unavailable.)

However, the Living Juan Valdez was certainly not prepared to see Mojo
and Dr. Death supplicating before him, speaking in tongues, and
wailing about their repentance for the sin of drinking the vile Iced
Tea abomination when the Holy Writ says that Steaming Hot Coffee is to
be drunk even at noon on the deck at the equator.  It caused some
confusion, but no one was injured or arrested.

For their pennance, Mojo and Dr. Death were rewarded with a UFO
sighting on midwatch after their departure the next day, for which
the NavInt dude advised them by saying, ``I saw nothing.  Neither did
you.''


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Who used to keep his 32 oz. coffee cup warm by setting it on the
throttle block.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Comments?
Date: 9 Oct 1992 04:57:12 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu




  Any comments? ? ?



-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: SSC (Was Re: I have a problem.)
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 14:14:08 GMT

In <1blcpiINNlte@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:

>Dear T.b,

>I've been catching myself trying to solve Go problems in my sleep.

In the days of my youth, I used to have dreams about little Defender
ships trying to negotiate a Pac-Man maze.

ben - "Eat photons, Clyde"

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
This article is shareware.  If you like it, please send me $20.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: Re: direct quote
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 05:18:15 GMT

grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>
>Not to mention the fact that I'll only be 24 years old for three days.
>This puts a damper on any real celebrating.

SSC:  i always find it dreadfully disturbing
when i discover that some t.b'er who posts from
a college site and has been on t.b longer than i have,
is actually younger than me.


M.
has been 24 for two weeks now
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: !! DYING BOY TRYING TO BREAK RECORD - PLEASE READ !!
Date: 12 Oct 92 12:33:16 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


 millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller) writes:
>This is the first line of the worlds longest cascade.
Fuck your mama, asshole, the pussy eater bitch.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: Self-reference
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 14:49:06 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.132643.2523@netcom.com>, cliftonr@netcom (Pope Clifton) writes:
}I am only succeeding in posting this because it is 3:25am, I have 
}insomnia, and I am drunk.  C'est la fucking vie.  


How funny. Right now, it is 3:25 PM paris time, I am sleepy and sober,
and la vie foutue  goes like this:

I suddenly realise that my urge to urinate will no longer wait, so I
log out, leave the Sun cluster at the Ecole des Mines, and walk down
to the rest room. In the geometrical center of the room is a french
man putting on his raincoat, and he gives me an odd look, as if by
some psychic power I was able to walk up to the EXACT urinal of the
ten available that he was using MERE MINUTES BEFORE. I ponder his
angst for a moment: would it make him feel more or less weirded out if
I suddenly switched to another urinal? To one in the set of five
ACROSS THE ROOM? But since my target was the one among those ten I
habitually use (admit it, guys, you do play favorites) (For a reason
even I cannot fathom, I have taken to calling this urinal "Fred"), I
decide against a switch. [boring urinary details deleted]

Life is just one damned bodily impulse after another. 

So I decide to take a sortie out of the Ecole des Mines, cross the
Boulevard St. Michel, and visit the Patisserie on the Avenue
Gay-Lussac. (This town really knows how to appreciate its scientists
-- how many of you knew that around the first-floor level of the
Eiffel Tower are inscribed names of France's scientific greats? I
never even knew it until I actually looked at the damend thing from
the right distance)  At the patisserie, you can get for lunch various
tarte or quiche-like things, but today I opt for a petit pizza. Five
inches across, and about an inch deep. There's no flavor selection,
but they try to please everybody: in addition to major goblets of
homemade-tasting tomato sauce and french-quality chees, there are a
few greek olives, an anchovy (for I have not the Anchovy Fear) and
several slices of plum tomatoes (called here "olivettes".) Encrusted
in a pastry shell made from dough worthy of a croissant, and all that
for only 10 FF! The pizza is heated and wrapped for me with the care
you'd associate with the giftwrapping at a jewelry store.

As I leave the patisserie, I notice that it is just starting to rain.
I dart back across the Blvd. St. Michel, and eat my pizza under the
glass-covered walkway before coming back to my sun. I now have 12
minutes to get to my seminar in the next building over, where the
statuesque and ravishing Helene may cause me to start thinking about
yet another damned bodily impulse...



--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "
        --grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Secret HomoSexual Conspiracy Revealed At Navy Base
Followup-To: talk.politics.misc,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 03:45:34 GMT

dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
] 
] Which reminds me, for all the gay men out there: the Navy Base Moffett
] Field mandatory motorcycle safety course attendance sticker on my ID
] card shows a motorcyclist in a surround of one of those cute little
] upside down triangles that have become all the rage in .siggies here on
] Usenet.  I think its outrageous that the same Navy that bans gays from
] service turns around with subtle subliminal ads for the non-heterosexual
] lifestyle.  Drieux, take note: how do the gay pride crowd manage to
] qualify for these stickers in this Catch-22 situation?


Would You believe me Uncle Kent If i told you
that Maybe its NOT a Conspiracy after all?

Maybe its God's Wonderful Plan for the USN.....

She works in Mysterious Ways you know....

ciao
drieux


ps: it took them some time to notice that felipinoes were
good for more than being just stevadores.... Who Knows...
Some Day they may even get past the BattleShipMentality....

What? Fly Army Choppers Off of Navy Frigates... Never Happen....



-- 
Modern Day Problems:

Don't Just Rock the Vote
Kick OUT THE JAMS!
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Zen and the Art of Lamaze Coaching
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 12:01:45 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <1992Oct4.093359.23136@ncsu.edu> <1992Oct9.054535.11058@alembic.acs.com>
  <1992Oct10.101644.11497@udel.edu>

jeff the wonder llama, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu gushes:
: At least I now know that someone read all the way to the
: bottom of my post, though.

<Someone>?? Do you know of whom you speak? Do you have any idea AT ALL??

On your knees, weenie. Now.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Posted for Jeff Davidson.
Date: 7 Oct 92 23:10:32 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA


   I'm posting this for Jeff who's having trouble with his news server.
   -rp

------------------------article------------------------------
In article <1992Oct7.011607.4978@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>  
ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:

{enough to make me laugh for 10 minutes}

I just want to know if the Fox network gets access to this, and if  
so, when the pilot will be aired. Then again, maybe this belongs on  
the XXXtasy satellite feed. 


I SEE A GREAT NEED!
--
*********************************************************************  
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(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)    MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: hi
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.politics.perot,alt.newbie,misc.test
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 04:25:04 GMT

hi guys 
what is this group about?????????????

i can't seem to find any connection between postings

no flames :) :) :) 


-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "Yow! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!!"
From: Jim.Davies@comlab.ox.ac.uk (A Wooden Fish on Wheels)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Alcohol
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:41:18 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: /users/jdavies/.organization
In-reply-to: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk's message of 16 Oct 92 09:14:55 GMT


In article <...> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

   Last night I heard that the government intends to cut the number of
   alcoholics in Britain by one third, and I thought ``Perhaps they'll put
   some chemical in beer to make it undrinkable''. 

Seeing as it's a Tory government, they'll probably just change the ways that
the statistics are collected:

  * if you've been drunk for more than twelve weeks, then you're a "long 
    term alcoholic", and should not be considered part of the drinking 
    population, at least for statistics purposes

  * if you've only been drunk for a few days, then you're simply "moving
    between periods of full sobriety", and should not be considered part 
    of the drinking population, at least for statistics purposes

  * if you're over 55 and you're drunk, then you are considered to have
    "retired early", and should not be considered part of the drinking 
    population, at least for statistics purposes

Jim

  --> well, it worked for unemployment...
--
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Figs")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Nobody does it
Date: 14 Oct 92 18:46:53 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


People sodomize all sorts of animals, but they never molest worms.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre