From: kevinle@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Le)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Car Acronyms
Date: 13 Nov 1992 14:35:30 GMT
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Car Acronyms

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Cars    ----------------------------------------------------------------------

A.U.D.I.
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW             Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW		Be My Wife
BMW             Beastly Monsterous Wonder
BMW             Beautiful Masterpeices on Wheels
BMW             Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW             Big Money Waste
BMW             Big Money Works
BMW		Big Mouth Women
BMW             Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW             Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW             Break My Windows
BMW             Broken Money Waster
BMW             Broken Monsterous Wonder
BMW             Brutal Money Waster
BMW             Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Buick           Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Buick           Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
Buick           Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer

Chevy           Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevy           Charged Heavily
Chevy           Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

Dodge           Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dodge		Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dodge           Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Datsun		Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

Fiat            F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat            Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat            Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat            Fix It Again Tony?


Ford            F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford            F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford            F*cked on Race Day
Ford            First On Recall Day
Ford		First On Recall Day
Ford            First on race day
Ford            Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford            Found on road dead
Ford		Found On Reservation Dump
Ford            Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's

GMC             Garage Man's Companion
GMC             Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC             Get More Chicks
GMC		Got Mechanic Coming
GMC             Got More Crap

Mopar           Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar           Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar           Mostly Old Paint And Rust

Plymouth        Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood!
Plymouth        Pussy Lips <in> Your MOUTH

PINTO		Put In New Transmission Often

Pontiac         Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac

SAAB            Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB            Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB            Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

TOYOTA 	 	Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Toyota          Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto

O.L.D.S.M.O.B.I.L.E.
Oh Look Damnit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

HONDA 		Hand Over Nice Dollars to Asians

MAZDA 		Making A Zillion Dollars Annually

MITSUBISHI	
Mioko's Itchy Thing Scratches Unless Beaver Is Shaven -- How Interesting!

SUBARU		Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium