HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: canetoad's attempt at "Imitation is the best form of flattery"
Originator: pv@gagme
Keywords: For some reason, Lemur
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 20:46:57 GMT

The Canetoadies write:
>"You know how this works."

All of these illustrate that it's a lot harder to do well than you might
think from how effortlessly RICHH does it. PV

P.S. Now that's a real man's sentence. None of that effete punctuation
     crap for me, no Sir Senator.
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, rollerblader, hell's cavenewt,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, vindicated liberal democrat
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A quote looking for a context
Date: 20 Nov 1992 21:05:32 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


"Whatever God says, I bury right here."


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Weighted Suffrage, Suffrin'Cats.
Date: 16 Nov 1992 02:30:42 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In REC.ORG.MENSA, gmark@cbnewse.cb.att.com (gilbert.m.stewart) says:

>>In a previous article, gmark@cbnewse.cb.att.com (gilbert.m.stewart) says:
>>                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>This weighted suffrage thread is getting tedious:
>>>
>>>This much I agree with.  But this is only my opinion, and not intended to
>>>be a guideline for anyone's behavior.
>>>The amount of flames you get is not necessarily an indicator of whether
>>>or not you are right on any given topic.
>>>GMS
>>
>> gmark@cbnewse.cb.att.com -- anagram (@=a)
>>******************************************
>>   Act!  C-bomb a wanker (GMS), etc.!!
>>******************************************
>
>Okay.  What's a C-bomb, what's a wanker, what is implied by the "etc.",
>why the asterisks, what are you saying, how does this relate to the
>previous post?
>Just curious.
>GMS

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
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From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: cmsg cancel <1992Nov18.190950.16070@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 17:36:44 GMT



Article 53315 (31 more) in control:
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.jobs.offered,rec.pets,misc.test
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: cmsg cancel <1992Nov18.190950.16070@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 19:11:26 GMT

<1992Nov18.190950.16070@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> was cancelled from within trn.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1




Boy, I hate it when that happens.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: just curious
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 15:59:12 GMT


What's the scientific name for eye gunk?

	Mark

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Girlfriend
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:50:06 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.155809.18274@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>>
>>It's probably correlated;  I've never met an Amy over 5'0" tall.   
>>
>that is because you have obviously never met Amy ***** (real name deleted;
>who wants to be discussed on t.b?), who is a music student here. she is tall
>blonde gorgeous and plays the violin. 

Obviously it's a pseudonym then.

mdw
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From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Originator: pv@gagme
Keywords: For some reason, Lemur
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 20:47:07 GMT

Andrew Cannon writes:
>PS What is Mensa ?

Mensa is a social club where people put their Intelligence Quotient after
their name on the "Hello, my name is" tag and show off their large,
demonstrably underused brains, and provide ample material for textbooks on
interpersonal dysfunctions. But I'm not bitter. PV
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, rollerblader, hell's cavenewt,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, vindicated liberal democrat
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: r. brautigan
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 22:38:06 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Keywords: read

In article <1992Nov23.053204.11548@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty) writes:
>i just finished a book and some poems by richard brautigan. there were
>actually three in one. Trout Fishing In America, The Pill versus the
>Springhill mine disaster, and In Watermellon Sugar. the last one was
>exceptionally good. anyone else ever read this?

Trout Fishing In America is great.

Richard Brautigan is now dead.  He shot himself.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: SHORT SHAMEFUL GLEE
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 18 Nov 92 18:00:57 CST


AjD reports:
>Few people who live in ann arbor do not have an opinion about the
>buyout.  but one woman wrote to the editor to complain that she
>cannot in good faith shop at borders any more.  She protests that
>since kmart is in the business of peddling pornography (playboy),
>she refuses to give them any business.

The Borders at Tysons Corner, VA has unisex restrooms.

No urinals or condom machines, but diaper changing tables.
From: tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Thomas
Date: 23 Nov 1992 23:55:33 -0500
Organization: Mentor Graphics -- IC Group
NNTP-Posting-Host: sdl.warren.mentorg.com

Zed has socks with holes in them.

Last night Zed offered me a spoonfull of chocolate-chip cookie batter,
which I accepted.  However, once the batter was baked, I turned down
the offer of a square of cooked product.

Dominus has offered me food, but never chocolate-chip cookies in
particular.

Zed introduced me to Dominus, but I would have met Dominus anyway a few
weeks later.

I do not know if Dominus has socks with holes in them.

Zed and Dominus have Significant Others that go by initials,
rather than names.

-- 
Tom Limoncelli -- tal@warren.mentorg.com (work) -- tal@plts.uucp (play)
Reality is stranger than fiction #943247:  The IRS granted
ANS approval as a 501c3 "charity" on September 14, 1992.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Kindred spirits (Vegans)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 15:15:25 GMT

In article <TOMF.92Nov17194712@ai.gte.com> tomf@gte.com writes:
>Way over in REC.FOOD.VEG:
>>   This is not a flame, just a plea - the correct spelling is "Gandhi"
>>   and NOT "Ghandi" - it just grieves me to see the name of this great
>>   man mis-spelt.
>
>I know how he feels.
>I keep hearing "Jesus H. Christ".  His middle initial was T.

No, its F

as in Jesus Fucking Christ

-rob, see ya in hell


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: Re: ssc
Keywords: Mr. Bad Example
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 19:44:46 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.072029.14511@netcom.com>, 
  guycole@netcom.com (Guy Cole) writes:

> I have a secret urge to hear Rush do a cover of "Achey Breaky Heart" [tm].

Have you ever noticed that the words to "Do the Hokey Pokey" match perfectly 
with the tune of "Achy Breaky Heart"?  

Ilana
sorta like "Wild Thing" and "Louie Louie"...

-- 
/\     There may be honor among thieves, but there's none among politicians.
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: **BIZARRE LAWS***
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 20:15:27 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1egrnoINN1qc@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> bj159@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher S. Chidsey) writes:
>>This is not a stupid law when you've got an epidemic
>>of disease spread by saliva.

>That's a good point, but at this time there isn't. But that's
>not saying that there won't ever be one. That example may not

Think again.  Tuberculosis is on the rise in the inner cities.

>have been the right one to post, but all of the laws were of a 
>concern at one point, but are no longer applicable and no one
>has cancelled them. For example there were many about tying 
>animals up to certain objects while the owner went into a store.
>They wrote back wondering if a policeman would ticket a horse
>nowadays if it were tied up illegally in front of K-mart.
>
>-- 
> |\                                   |\    |\    |\    |\
> |   Christopher Chidsey              |     |     |     |
>O|   bj159.cleveland.freenet.edu     O|    O|    O|    O|


-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Subject: Re: All-Time Koolest Film Star Name
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:31:11 GMT

Jeb (Rowan Hamilton) writes:

>Darrell.Cadwallader@f363.n363.z1.fidonet.org (Darrell Cadwallader) writes:
>>caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>>H> "Yaphet Kotto"
>>"Wings Hauser" 

>How about "Red Wings Hauser"?

Shit.  I knew this would happen eventually.

The topics of my random conversations are starting 
to show up on the fucking net.

I think it's time to stick Rowan's head back in the beam...

--ts	No officer; never seen that face before -- 
	no, not even when you wrap it back around the skull..

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: Re: Sandman (Was Re: just curious)
Keywords: The character who eats eyes in The Sandman is called 'The Corinthian'
Organization: crystallized daemons
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 05:10:17 GMT

cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>Mark Steyn (marks@castle.ed.ac.uk) wrote:
>: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>: >>What's the scientific name for eye gunk?

>: Aha - Who doesn't read 'The Sandman' then?
>Here?  Very few don't, so we'll have to slice your eyeballs out [...]
>: Now let's see it's either Aqueous Humour or Vitreous Humour [...]
>Only if you are referring to the type of eye gunk which leaks out
>after we have sliced your eyes out.  

Or the type of eye gunk which come out when someone pops your eyes out of your 
skull, and then crushes them between a set of teeth which just happen to be in
their eye sockets.

--Zvi
(I mean, clearly this should have occurred to you first, Clifton, if you are a
REAL Sandman fan.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: MY FANTASTY HEARING AID COMPANY
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 18:19:00 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.050331.8219@ultb.isc.rit.edu> adw3345@ultb.rit.edu () writes:

>  [  ranting about hearing aids ]   It's going
>to be so sophisicated it comes with its own 128 button remote
>control.  [ ... ]

Where can I get one of these controls? I see the potential for lots
of applications, particularly with the visibility of the NH hearing
aids making targets easy to locate.....

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38393 soc.motss:47958
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.motss
Subject: I Become a Marrow Donor
Date: 17 Nov 92 04:01:49 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


Actually not.

    Because I've `had sex with' (whatever that means) another man since
1977, I'm considered an AIDS risk.

    Now, who gets bone marrow transplants?

    People with terminal leukemia, that's who.

    People with terminal leukemia who have undergone massive radiation
therapy which has killed all of their bone marrow.

    What happens to a person who needs a marrow transplant who doesn't
get one?

    They die.  Slowly.  Painfully.

    But American Red Cross thinks it's better to die from leukemia than
be injected with my queer blood.

    Fuck you, Red Cross.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: apples
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: fun fun fun and yet more fun
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 19:14:13 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.185530.15307@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:
>whenever i eat an apple i burn excessively for about ten minutes. this
                           ^^^^
of course this should have said burp. burning would be neat though...    
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Breaking up is hard to do.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 17:33:46 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus") writes:
>     You know, people occasionally ask me what secret it is that makes my
> relationship with J.F. so fabulously successful (eight years old next
> month, and still lustful, respectful, surprising, and romantic at the
> same time) and unfortunately I have to say that it is due in large part
> to our policy of never living less then seventy-five miles apart.

Sad but true.  Similarly, I think the reason I get on so well with Helen is
that she keeps going away to foreign countries for months at a time.  Year
before last it was Russia, currently it's Germany.


mathew

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: LUBRIDERM HERPEPHELIA
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 01:01:41 GMT

In article <Bxu2Kz.3Dn@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>
>I love girls like that.  Reclining on a couch with only the flimsiest
>night gown covering her creamy white skin and well soaped genitals.
>She luxuriously reaches over to stroke my rough back and the raised
>edge of scales along my tail.  I can only open long mouth and stare
>glassy eyed in pleasure.

...before I bite off her head and swallow it whole.

I think I've heard this story before,
mdw

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From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: scrabble variants
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 14:58:09 GMT

In <8713@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:

>sho@physics.purdue.edu <<-- fifty seven points for "qux" on a
>                            triple word space

Dunno if anyone else had to go and check, but the one-U variant is indeed
in there.  News to me.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
Do not go gentle into that good night!
Rage, rage against the dying of the light! - DT
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shamefull Blossom
Date: 20 Nov 1992 05:35:44 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <74503@apple.apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
*kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
*|That's no challenge!  I once watched Nickelodeon's Sunday line-up straight
*|through from _Rugrats_ through _Fifteen_.
*
*For an MIT course I taught, I made a bunch of aspiring artists watch 4
*continuous HOURS of PeeWee's Playhouse. Including the commercials.

This is, of course, why he is the ORIGINAL mr HEINOUS(tm).


Mark "Ask for it by name" Lippert
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: art
Date: 23 Nov 1992 17:58:40 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Nov23.072636.4125@dsd.es.com> rjones@itchy.dsd.es.com (Ray Jones - Perp) writes:
>-icle
>(I'm back.)

The question is, was this due to hockey, fate, or simply boredom?

5150
the world hangs in suspense
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Short shameful relief
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 19:14:19 GMT

Ken Johnson writes:
>bill coderre writes:

>#  And the obvious followup is: "Yes, but has she started to menstruate yet?"
>Just out of interest, would you prefer her before or after?

During.  

"And I would cross the mighty, red river to bring her Pamprin and ice
 cream, for I have a good attitude towards menstruation." - Kids in the Hall.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Further Adventures of Mr. Hate & Discontent
Date: 15 Nov 92 18:25:14 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <6972@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil>, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
 writes:
>Well, I've had problems with this clown and his ilk before, one of whom
>complained to the authorities that my pierced ear was a
>stigmata of homosexuality.

I don't remember those little drops of blood on the christ figure's earlobes.




.
-- 

 .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
: MIKE ALAIMO        :
: Brain Surgeon      :    A couple SANGWICHES(tm)
: Rocket Scientist & :       shy of a picnic
: General Neophyte   :
 .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre snakes and ladders (was: Short Shamful Anxiety)
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 20:50:22 GMT

In article <1992Nov14.060623.104723@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>>#  The English version, I am told, is "Snakes & Ladders".
>>
>>Yes; it had seven snakes and seven ladders corresponding to the seven
>>virtues and the seven vices of the Victorian church tradition.
>
>Hmm... I seem to remember Chutes and Ladders (that used to be my favorite
>game, next to CandyLand), but Snakes and Ladders doesn't ring a bell.
>


	...and people wonder why I blew off Lehigh after only two years.

>Yes. I'm a student at Lehigh University and I love CandyLand.
>Go figure...

	...trepanning, mayhap?


Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
From: zorak@eecs.cs.pdx.edu (Krezo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: QUESTION ABOUT HOWARD STERN'S NEW VIDEO..PLEASE READ!
Date: 18 Nov 92 01:25:20 GMT


In the Nov. 20 issue of Entertainment Weekly, there is an article that
talks about a video called "Butt Bongo Fiesta", which is put together by
disc jockey Howard Stern.  The article says it can only be ordered through
an 800 number. If anyone has any information about this, as far as how I
get the number, what the tape is like, etc., please, please post a reply
or mail me. I really appreciate any info you can give...

			thanx.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: short shameful reality (was Re: How to kill chickens with your computer...)
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Keywords: more musical than thou
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 16 Nov 92 17:37:28 CST



>The 16 Hz note isn't really audible, but it's easily felt.  It's definitely
>a strange sensation.  Lower frequencies at louder volumes cause nausea, as
>a few electric bass players have found.  (Incidentally some bass amps don't
>reproduce the fundamental, but primarily reinforce the second harmonic of
>many of the lower notes, but that's another story).

Personally, the only thing I've ever heard of that sounded below that was
Galloping Gertie, the old Tacoma Narrows bridge. It caused a lot more than
nausea.

>If you want to kill birds, then, I recommend the HP 200CD signal generator.

I prefer the fine products of GE/SNECMA. You can clean up with a damp washcloth, and no yukky carcasses.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38456 soc.motss:48054
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.motss
Subject: Re: I Become a Marrow Donor
Date: 17 Nov 92 21:25:08 GMT
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs

In article <1992Nov17.191136.5352@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>Don't flatter yourself.  The Red Cross doesn't care whether you're gay 
>or not.  Every time you go into give blood the questions are different.  
>Now they asking if you've had multiple sex partners in the last 
>year - not caring whether they're same sex or not.

Interesting. This spring a friend of mine who happens to be gay and
whose sexual experience happens to be exactly zero was disqualified
from donating blood on the basis of being gay.

-T


-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:39218 alt.tasteless:12941
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: <None>
Followup-To: alt.tasteless
Date: 23 Nov 1992 18:29:06 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <By73t1.FH2@cantua.canterbury.ac.nz> mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris) writes:
>I just had a huge shit... about 10 inches long. Is this a world record?
>What controls the length of one's faeces?

The correct group to ask this is in alt.tasteless.

5150
you're welcome
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 17:45:38 GMT

alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson) writes:

>In article <41343@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> cs199aa@uape-13.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher) writes:
>>
>>When using a urinal, if there is something floating in the water,
>>I try to aim for it. 
>>

>...but the hardest thing to achieve is to both kill the bug, and force
>it through the drain cracks!

I always try to piss the heads off of floating cigarette butts.  It's
harder than you think.

------------------------------------------------------------
mark schnitzius           |  seeking guitar songbook for the
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu  |  clash's "london calling".  does
univ. of central florida  |  one even exist?  will pay top $
------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.perot
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: big sucking sound
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 16 Nov 92 17:40:19 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.politics.perot

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:

> At first they were kind of confused but the second day they were
>right in there churnin' out cars and VCRs and every kind of sweet shit.
>They ain't Americans but sometimes you gotta respect these Korea dudes
>- they get on the ball."

This could be a transcript of one of Perot's speeches.

Gerald
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