From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: FAQ list
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:25:20 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.082946.1863@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>(Paul R. Pompi) gets buried in ash (or is that Pompei?):
>>(Michael Frank Caver) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>>Question 1		Is Vic there ?
>>>>>>>>>>Question 2		Is your refrigerator running?
>>>>>>>>>Question 54 oops 3      How does Anne Elk's (not an elk) Brontasaurus theory
>>>>>>>>>                        affect SPAM farming in the Congo?
>>>>>>   Question 3b		Whose theory is it?
>>>>>>>>Question 4		There is NO QUESTION 4!!!
>>>>>>>>Question 6		What are the odds that I am an infinite number of
>>>>>>>>			monkeys typing for an infinite number of hours?
>>>>>>>>Question 7		How?
>>>>>>>>Question 8		Why didn't you include 'Question 5'?
>>>>>>>>Question 9		Lemon Curry?
>>>>>>>>Question 10		Why did you say 'Good Morning'?
>>>>>>>>Question 11		What are you doing with that nectari...URRGH! <thump>
>>>>>>> Question 12            Would you like a 16 ton weight dropped on top of
>>>>>>>			_you_,Eric?
>>>>>>> Question 13		Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
>>>>>>> Question 14		Do you want to come back to my place?
>>>>>>                                                              Bouncy, bouncy?
>>>>>>> Question 15		Do you want to come upstairs...or have you come
>>>>>>>			to arrange a holiday?
>>>>>>  Question 16		What's that penguin doing on the telly?
>>>>>>  Question 17a		What is your name?
>>>>>>  Question 17b		What is your quest?
>>>>>>  Question 17ci		What is your favorite color?
>>>>>>  Question 17cii	What is the air-speed velocity of a sparrow?
>>      Question for Question 17cii : What do you mean, an African or a
>>      European swallow?
>>>>>>  Question 18		Could somebody post the script for ****** ?
>>>>>>  Question 19		Is your name not Bruce, then?
>>>>>>  Question 20		Are you insinuating something?
>>>>>   Question 21		Can we borrow your head for a piece of animation?
>>>>>   Question 22		Did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's
>>>>>			mountains green?
>>>>>   Question 23		Did somebody here say "mattress"?
>>>>>   Question 24		What do we mean when we talk about things?
>>>>>   Question 24a		What do I mean by the word "mean"?
>>>>>   Question 24b		What do I mean by the word "word"?
>>>>>   Question 24c		What do I mean by "what do I mean"?
>>>>>   Question 24d         What do I mean by wasting your time like this?
>>>>    Question 25         What does "aka" stand for?
>>>>    Question 26         Que?
>>>>    Question 27         Is the Third Test in here?
>>>>    Question 28         Dinsdale?
>>>>    Question 29         What's all this then?
>>>>    Question 30         You mean poo-poos?
>>>>    Question 31         Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?
>>>>    Question 32         What do penguins eat?
>>>>    Question 32a            Henri Bergson?
>>>>    Question 33         Is your wife a....a goer?
>>>     Question 35         What? What's that a chicken up there?
>>      Question 36         Where are the fillings?
>>      Question 37         Why don't you steal something useful, like gold
>>                          or silver or jewelry?
>>      Question 38         Where'd you get the coconuts?
>       Question 39         Shall I wait here then?
>       Question 40         Want to come up to my place?
>       Question 41         It's much of a replacement then, is it?
>       Question 42         Excuse me...Miss?
>       Question 43         What;s all this, Amen?
>
        Question 44         Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
        Question 45         Would anyone like to take my midterms for me?

>>>>Ratboy (Mrs.)
>>>Ratboy (again)
>>-- Raymond Luxury Yacht --
>>(pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove)
>Ratboy -- pronounced "Njorl"
>
dave smurf RIGHT.  Any more of these questions and I'm
    just going to have to answer them.