Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: you didn't tell mom
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 12 Apr 92 15:32:30
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: azeena@dion.gac.edu's message of 10 Apr 92 10:20:16 -0600Lines: 81

In article <1992Apr10.102019.758@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
.>Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
.>the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
.>son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married...
.>*sob*...
.>Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to the
.>BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
.>just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you
.>want...
.>*sob*...

.How  could you Jester?  I mean she is your mother.  And mine soon to be..
.I think this wedding is getting weirder and weirder as time goes by.  Next
.thing you know we have a naked woman jumping out of a killer bunny cake..
.Before you know it we will have Daniel P. Johnson jumping out of the cake
.to do the honors of striping for us.  What would your mother think of

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.that? Forget that what would my mother would think of it!

.>I only promised to marry Jos, Simon, and Simon's
.>Armpit, but never you Eccles, besides, we can have polygamy here. I mean
.>why not?? whose ghonna stop us???

.And what is this about polygamy?  I never know about this...I thought I
.was the only one.  Well why not!  Hey why not have one huge family with
.everyone who posts to alt.fan.montypython.
 				   ^^
Won't that be nice, dear.	  m-p  

Dan aka Now run along and play with your friends.