HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: german lessons (was: re: blondes, don't know why)
Date: 26 Aug 92 10:10:25 GMT
Organization: World Violation, Inc.

roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth) requires too much:

> Well, clare just discovered the new technique "translation by
> interpolation".... *smile* I'm using this all the time, but 
> if you don't have enough keypoints it gets quite dangerous...

<grin><evilgrin>

> So ok, now for the second lesson, just learn:
> 
> Dies scheint ein etwas komplizierterer deutscher Satz zu sein, welcher, 
> wie im Deutschen oft u"blich, einge auf absurde Weise inneinander
> verschachtelte Nebensa"tze entha"lt, so wie natu"rlich die allseits
> beliebte Sperrung, bei welcher das eigentliche Verb erst nach 
> einer beliebigen Anzahl Wo"rtern auftaucht.

Oh no, Martin. I believe that THIS is entirely too hard for the
second lesson. And interpolation won't help here very much. :) Even
I had to read this sentence two times before I could understand it.
And you want to tell an aussie what it means? :)

Ha, look in line 2 of your sentence. I see two mistakes: it should
be 'einige' and 'ineinander'. He, *smile* !!! No, as lesson 2 I would
suggest:

Dieser Satz auf Deutsch ist schwer ins Englische zu uebersetzen.

> As allways, place the " on top of a, o and u for correct look and feel
> of it. TeXnicians and Latex-ers use \"a for it.

Ughh, I would prefer ae, oe and ue. Only TeX-maniacs try to convince
other mortal people to use these cryptic things. ;) And \"a is even
more horrible. BTW: How do real TeXnicians write the ess-zet?

Kai.

----
 __^__                                                              __^__
( ___ )------------------------------------------------------------( ___ )
 | / | Kai Voigt            Hello. Is Mrs. Wall there?        NO!   | \ |
 | / | 21, Mermaid Drive    Oh. Is Mr. Wall there?            NO!   | \ |
 | / | ArcVillage           Are there any walls there?        NO!   | \ |
 |___| ArcLand              Well, how does the roof stay up then?   |___|
(_____)------------------------------------------------------------(_____)
   ^                                                                  ^
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher)
Subject: Re: blondes and foreign language
Organization: Quitters Inc.
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 04:14:59 GMT

jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
>Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu> shares: 
>
>>*disgusted look*The two of you had to say it, didn't you? FYI, there was
>>JT, Mary, LF, Lis, Erin and me present on that situation. And John Grout
>>did toss the question. And yes, it was about sharing chairs. And no, I'm
>>not going to tell you about it. And this was the origin of my title, so 
>>I remember it well.
>
>All I know is that when I came into the kitchen, everyone was laughing,
>and Richard was the prettiest shade of red......

	Yep...  That's it!
-- 
He waits to hear her say 'forgive',
but she just drops her pearl-black eyes
and prays to hear him say 'I love you',
but he tells no more lies.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: stuff
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 00:21:00 GMT

Jason in the Hood takes care of business:
>32BWQQP@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU (Heckler Extrordanare) makes an encuraging
>statement:
>>Ms Asst Librarian posts:
>>%>'Nellie the Elephant'?  Never heard it.  It was either before or after
>>%>my time (just how OLD are you, anyway, T.Elizabeth? :-)).  Actually,
>>%>Dr.Demento was only on here for six months or so between when I started
>>
>>%My dear young man, I'm positively ancient ... a decrepit, withering old
>>%thing.  It's better not to discuss it ...
>>
>>HMMMMMMM...  This should affect the bidding significantly...
> 
>That's Right Folks!  Obviously she is possesed of a quick and sharp wit!
>Look how sharply she put this mendicant down!  How many of you could do
>the same, standing here and looking as gracious and lovely as she does?
>  Notice!  She didn't even bat an eye while delivering that scathing
>retort!
>Who'll be the Next Bidder?
Good save, Jason!

>Jasonzied  -  keepitgoingfolks<masteratarms,REMOVETHISHECKLER!>
>  
>|Official Wandering Archer of the RFA

---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Announcement of New Prez of RFA
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 15:40:55 GMT


(To GEMR.... Thanks for pointing this out.
Can always count on the GEMR to not miss a trick! :)  )

I posted an announcement that Julie was the new Prez
when I saw Ender did not want to run for President....
After I made this post, I found posts where Ender had
changed his mind (see men do that just as much as women!)
....so the voting continues .... please send your votes
for the RFA President to Steven Before Tues, Sept. 8.

His email is         ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
 
Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
of the Romantic Fire Association
Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:49:27 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England


}Paul Norris queries:
}>(Psst, Rip!)  Where abouts do I get hold of some Reese's before 
}>December 10th?  Hmm, maybe I can come up with some brit equivalent
}>to mark me out as a definite stranger...

LIZ cottons on:
}Oh my ... poor baby ... don't fret over finding Reese's ... any 
}peanut-butter cup will do ... or, peanut-butter & fudge cheesecake.  Good 
}luck with whoever you used it on ...

Nope, don't get those over here.  Dinna fret lassie, I'll come up with
something to intrigue your tastebuds

}The CaliChat starts December 10??  Yippee!  2 days after my birthday!  I'll 
}throw a belated party in my Motel 6 room!

It's that weekend - check with the hosts or their sexretary for actual details
(I've got to do that myself come to think of it)

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
"California here I come!"
-- 
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
                                            --  Charlie Brown
From: epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary Epperson)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Jamie Stuart
Date: 26 Aug 92 13:33:35 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Statistics Department

Sorry folks.  I need to get in touch with Jamie Stuart, and the last
address I have for him isn't working.

Jamie, please let me know when you're back.

Thanks everyone!!

Mary
From: jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Part Two of "Dryads' Dailiness"
Keywords: Nymphette
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:20:05 GMT
Reply-To: jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane)
Distribution: usa
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501


>Rip, also being the Un-Official executioner of ARC, escorts the bound
>dryad up to the gallows.  Before placing the HoodofDeath over her
>head he asks, 'Any last words?'
>
>[Next day...and the crowd has either dispersed or long since fallen
>asleep...]  '....and that is all I want to say.'  And with a swift
>kick to the shin, she wakes Rip up...
>
>'Huh? What?.... Oh, yeah.  Ok, by the power invested in me by the
>Powers that be, I carry out your sentence....'
>
>Rip slowly places the HoD over the trembling Nymph(o)...
>
>Welllll!  Boys and Girls!  Is this the end Judi the Nymph?  Will the
>new President be elected intime to save her?  The answers to these
>and many other questions will be answered in our next episode!  Join
>us next time, same ARC time, same ARC channel!
>
>
>rip


     JULIE!!  TIGGERVICTOR!!  HELP ME!  AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 07:06:23 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.014722.21681@pony.Ingres.COM> jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:
>In article <1992Aug29.165631.26600@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug28.175013.7778@csd.brispoly.ac.uk> pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris) writes:
>>>Previously on "You the Jury":
>>>}>}rip(honest officer, I was just pushing that sheep down the road!)
>>>}>
>>>}>"Tell it to the judge, son.  He'll want to know what you were pushing it
>>>}>with.  And the answer had better be good..."
>>>
>>>Rip defends his honour (muahahahahahahhahaha..)
>>>}Why a wheelbarrow of course!  What did you *think* I was using?
>>>
>>>Aha!  But what were you pushing the wheelbarrow with?  Hmmm?
>>
>>ummm....  well....  hmmmmm....  I respectfully refuse to answer that
>>question on the grounds that it might get me in heap of trouble!
>
>   Did you say "heap"?  Or was that "sheep"?  Tsk, tsk, ripster...
>        heeheeheeheeheeheehee

Hey, like I always say, "Mutton can't testify..."


>   "Today while the blossoms still cling to bo-vine..."  8^)

No!  I have had enough of bovines!  (he said sheepishly...)

rip
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates)
Subject: Re: Castle -- Meghin:  "A Cause for Celebration"
Organization: Physics Dept. The University of Queensland
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 02:05:06 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.124915.1348@news.unomaha.edu>, artemis@cwis.unomaha.edu (Gina Ritter) writes:
|> [great next chapter deleted but not forgotten ...]
|> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
|> Gina Ritter 		     ----^_^----	   artemis@cwis.unomaha.edu
|> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------	

EXCELLENT!

(that's all I wanted to say, really)
							Tony.
Organization: Central Michigan University
Date: Friday, 28 Aug 1992 22:02:09 EDT
From: <32BWQQP@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: nyad

            _                                                     _
From: jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane)

**Even though I just recently unlurked... I get the feeling that my
**reputation is about to be stained.  And NOT by my own doing!! 8^)
**
**("someday,my.sigwillcome...")

I have nothing to add...
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: VOTING for RFA pres - side issues
Keywords: VOTE!!
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 20:27:42 GMT

jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) casually croons:

>ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) shares: 
>>out the results until it is time. Julie may try her feminine wiles on
>>me in an effort to find out. HAH! I challenge her to an all out effort
>>to find out...heh heh...she will learn nothing....but she WILL have a

>No sweat.  Being the computer wiz that I am, and having the secret code that
>lets me into your files....piece of cake (wedding cake that is...)

HA!!! not there...hee hee, knew you would think of that.

>BUT, if that doesn't work, I'll just model the black teddy we got at the
>wedding shower...and after you pick your tongue up off the floor, I'll demand
>the secret to the files before I let you...uh...continue....

..uhhhhh...urg....*pant pant*...n..n..no...I won't tell. I'll just
have to take a cold shower...and then walk around the house NUDE
drying off...

S.
-- 
Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: nymphette
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 23:07:00 GMT

David has doubts about the merchandise, namely ... me!:
>Jason writes:
><Hold it folks!!  I'm sorry, but Dratmas and Ningyes are not valid
>>currency in ARCland.  I'm sorry, but she has to be able to USE what
><she gets, right?  And of course, my comission is 10%.. so it has to
>>be something _I_ can use as well! :)
>>  So, current bid is:
><
>>Garrett: 10 <#include "LF.HUG">s, 20 chocolate cream pies, heavy on
><         the whipped cream, 30 pounds of Pad Thai, and 42 <*bump-GOOSE!*>s. :-
>>
><Next bidder? ;)
> 
>Now wait a cotton pickin minute Jason, this thing has steam rolled a litt
>too far! How do we know what we are getting for our culinary delights? I
>demand a sample first!!! Am I getting a factory second? How is the
>tranny and rear end? How often was the oil changed? How many miles?
>What kind of warranty is included? Any return policy? When do the new
>models come out? Any off road hauling on this baby? Can I contact the
>previous owners? How much mileage can I expect? Any unsolicited testimoni
Hold it!!!  A sample?!?  A factory second?!?
This Librarian-in-Training is *not* a transportation unit to be taken out 
on test drives!  Jas, I think we have a lookie-loo here ... *determined 
stare*

>My inquiring mind wants to know.
Then go read the Kelley (sic) Blue Book!  *grin*

>DAVID MARTIN                          | For the fourth time
>BITNET: 32BWQQP@CMUVM.BITNET          | since January -
>INTERNET: 32BWQQP@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU |
>TURTLENET: 600 PRESTON CT, APT D-2    | PLEASE NOTE GNU
>           MT PLEASANT, MI  48858-4235| ADDRESS
>3AMNET: 1-517-774-7000                | (comes w/ roommate!)
Tee hee hee ...

---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tvechins@eng.auburn.edu (Toni R. Vechinski)
Subject: Shadowette is also looking for...
Organization: Auburn University Engineering
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 14:33:26 GMT



The Shadowette is also looking for Candlelit Eyes.......

        Hey, Dave, I sent you a reply back.......I hope you got it........
If not, let me know.........

        I hope you aren't mad at me for that banana split thing.......

        Just wanted to make sure things were all right.....


                             .........The Shadowette............


*~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~*
*                                                ^                           *
*   Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point.                   *
*                                                                            *
*   The Heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.                  *
*                                                                            *
*~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~*
From: markway1112@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Weeee..., *another* lurker unlurks.... : )
Date: 26 Aug 92 18:21:52 -0500
Followup-To: alt.romance.chat
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <92Aug24.174137.24601@acs.ucalgary.ca>, panlilio@acs.ucalgary.ca (Victor P. Panlilio) writes:
> Chen Wang in Toronto unlurks...
> 
> Hi Chen! Glad to see another Canuck in ARCland! Where are all the
> others? C'mon, we need you for the food fights!
> 
> (Unleashes barrage of chocolate-covered snowballs in ALL
> directions)
> 
> *thwap* *splat* *bonk* *thud* *crunch* *sploosh* *yow!* *ach!*
> 
> Scantily-clad ARCers dive for cover, dazed by the assault....
> 
> Hi Julie! (wink, wink)  Hi TiggerKath! (BOUNCE!)
> 
> Unlurk, unlurk, all you Canucks! Bring the Labatt's!
> 
> TiggerVictor in Calgary (where it snowed in August)
> 
> Back to lurking....
> 
> :)

Brrr!  Tigger, you could have picked something nicer to throw than
snowballs.... now my fur is all icy! ;)  Just for that....

(TiggerKath whips out her ever-present squeezable bottle of "hunny"
which she carries for Pooh, and with deadly aim covers TiggerVictor
from head to toe with sweet sticky hunny.  TiggerVictor looks too
yummy to let all that good hunny go to waste, however, so she
playfully gives him a friendly lick on his fuzzy cheek, being careful
not to get any of the goo on her sleek-- but icy-- coat)

And hmm... I've never tried a Labatt's.... I'll settle for a Miller Lite :)

*TiggerHugs* to all of you!

Love,
ACompletelyInsaneTiggerWhoIsTryingToWorkTwoJobsThroughGradSchool
(TiggerKath)

P.S.  An especially warm and furry BOUNCY *TiggerHug* to YOU, Victor!
From: dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Oops ... Re: Sounds like....
Date: 1 Sep 1992 17:37:10 -0400
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

>>>That's what I meant ... if there is any military rivalries going on at the 
>>>CaliChat, I'm going for a *long* walk ...
>>Hm, the question remains, a long walk with whom....
>Must it be *with* someone?  However, if anyone cares to join, they could 
>..
>---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
>Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
>	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen


Well, Elizabeth, since I also can't stand the sight of violence,
I will be right behind you every step of the way...

mua hua hahahahahahahahahaha

Blade
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: YAHOO!!!!
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 18:07:06 GMT

kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw) shares: 
>
>
>Well I thought about following up this post for awhile
>and my inclination is, dont' do it, but then since I'm
>in kind of a melancholic mood, I figured what the [censored].

I'm glad you did, Tom.


>First, CatWoman, congrats on having the strength and conviction
>to follow through with what at best may be a stressful time.  To
>close a part of your life and to start on another segment is not
>always easy.

Ditto.


>
>HUG

Double Ditto.


>
>Secondly, is some personal meanderings.  CatWoman's divorce was
>finalized one year and a day after mine.  I asked for and received
>a divorce from my wife.  I did not go out and celebrate, because
>unlike the popular conception, not always marriages fail because
>of deceit, violence or one wronging the other.  Sometimes there
>comes a point, when you know it is time to move on, that although
>you may love and care for someone dearly, you may not be in love
>with them.  

This is a good reminder, Tom.  You are very right.  All of us should have
thought of that.  We are all from different places in life and have 
different experiences.  Those of us who commented too it that she was very
happy about this and wanted to express it to the world.  I felt that way
upon my finalization.  We should all be more careful and sensitive about
such things.  
>
>So for everyone in a relationship, things may change.  You
>and your SO, may drift apart, you may stay friends, you may
>not ever talk to each other again, may stay in love forever,
>but remember to be honest first with yourself, second be honest
>with your partner and listen to your heart.  Trust your 
>partner.
>
>A lot of things get done in the name of love, make sure that they
>are the right things.....

Thanks for the reminder.....


>Thoughts From,
>
>BDC

*HUGS*


>
>P.S. Lest this be mis-construed, there are clearly situations where
>going out and celebrate, as Julie Malone/STB Salter suggested.  I just
>want to present a different point of view.

Good job.




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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: stuff
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 18:42:32 GMT

In article <2SEP199217001147@bestsd.sdsu.edu> regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY) writes:
>Rip makes a bid:
>
>>Ok, this is my *final* offer.  One candle lit dinner of spaghetti with
>>my special homemade sauce, warm fresh from the oven sourdough bread,
>>and a good Chianti.  Soft music, ala Mike Oldfield and Manheim
>>Steamroller.  Dancing, and afterward a sensual massage with warm oils
>>lightly scented with sandlewood...
>
><The ARC-LIT pulls her agent aside quickly.>
>*whisper*  Jas', how serious is he?

'Bout as serious as I get, I guess....  (and I know, you can take that
either way....) :-)

>>rip(oh yeah, and 58 dratmas!)
>Now I know what type of scented oil to bring ...

Yep.

rip
From: kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: blondes
Date: 26 Aug 92 09:50:37 GMT
Organization: World Violation, Inc.

roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth) marks:
>
> kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) states:
> >Usually I AM a nice person :-) But sometimes when the moon shines 
> >trough my window I have this curious feeling... 
>                               -------
> *grin* I couldn't resist to point that one out... I'm just curious what
> the curious feeling is... ;-)

Yeah, funny game of words! I love words with two meanings.

> >> WHAT does this MEAN?!
> >I don't know!!!
> It means you rather have to look that one up quick... ;-)

Done!

> >I programmed my editor not to take the word ..... anymore. Instead
> >of ..... it will produce just five dots. Great, isn't it?
> Yes, and I need an editor that does not beep at every smiley I type
> because there is no matching opening bracket... 8^)

You know "edlin" ? Try it! HaHa! You won't have problems with
missing brackets but you won't be able to control your cursor. ;)

Kai.

----
 __^__                                                              __^__
( ___ )------------------------------------------------------------( ___ )
 | / | Kai Voigt            Hello. Is Mrs. Wall there?        NO!   | \ |
 | / | 21, Mermaid Drive    Oh. Is Mr. Wall there?            NO!   | \ |
 | / | ArcVillage           Are there any walls there?        NO!   | \ |
 |___| ArcLand              Well, how does the roof stay up then?   |___|
(_____)------------------------------------------------------------(_____)
   ^                                                                  ^
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Balloons
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 92 17:16:45 GMT

In article <92242.111351LMD5@psuvm.psu.edu> <LMD5@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>But the balloons keep on passing
>They're fear is too great
>I guess I'll go on with my life
>With my soul filled with heartache.
>I know that someday one will land
>I meet someone who will show me love
>But what shall I do until then
>Keep an eye open on the sky above.
>
>
>Lisa Marie Dibert...Official *SlightlyDeflated* Balloonist to the RFA.
                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well LisaDi, the only way I know of to undeflated a balloon is to blow
it up...  [rip walks over to the slightlydefalted LisaDi, plants his
lips on hers and gives a gentle puff of warm breathe] And if that
don't work, how 'bout a good *goose!*


rip