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From: cc@cowan.fishkill.ibm.com (Chris Cowan)
Subject: Re: Favorite Shows
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 18:01:17 GMT
Reply-To: cc@cowan.fishkill.ibm.com (Chris Cowan)
Organization: Pough, NY


In article <1992Jul22.135745.24673@techbook.com>, firebug@techbook.com
(Sam Guidice) writes:
|> In article <1992Jul21.164849.24041@netnews.noc.drexel.edu>
barisajj@duvm.ocs.drexel.edu (Joe Barisa) writes:
|> >I am just curious what other peoples favorite bits, shows, songs, guests
|> >etc on the radio show.
|> 
|> Hill El Street Jews..
|> Mr. Nixon's Neighborhood
|> 
|> ANY of the WNBC bits IMHO were much better than the later stuff.

I agree with you.   Some of the things  I miss are:
- The "Traffic" Girls.   (Donna Feduccia and Susan Berzerkawitz)
  Gary has it easy compared, to what they had to live with!!!
- Dial a date (He doesn't do this like he used to)
- Al Rosenburg on the radio (He joined the TV show, without a lot of fanfare).
  He used to do a lot of voices on the radio show

Some of the best skits I remember:
- Ralph and Norton meet Javone (spelling?) (aka. Bill)
  He used to do lots of Honeymooners stuff.
- Lifestyles of the Radio Famous.
- Bob and Ray and the "Homo" room 
- Mama Luca  

-CC
cc@vnet.ibm.com 
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From: bbs.cooldude@tsoft.sf-bay.org (Chris Paulus)
Subject: Re: "Baldy" has hair, (and "Sorry, Mark Shneyder")
Organization: The TSoft BBS and Public Access Unix, +1 415 969 8238
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 23:25:51 GMT

pr@devmail.UUCP writes:

> Despite what you might think from Howard's show, John DiBella
> still has _some_ hair.
> 
> I had the misfortune of finding this out when I saw the front
> cover of the 7/22/92 Radio World. There for all to see is a picture of "Baldy
> in the WMMR control room, with others in the background looking
> embarrassed to be in the picture.  The middle-aged-looking man
> does have hair on the side of his head...but the top looks like
> the moon. The caption on the color photo says "Inside WMMR: Morning 
> host John DaBella holds court in the control room of "Philadelphia's
> Home of Rock 'n' Roll.  For more on the station, see p. 18."
> The  article just discusses the studio they rebuilt.
> 
> owe you anything, for all the wonderful names you called me in front of
> I'll make the initial offer)
> 
> Peace,
> 
> PR


His "DeBaldy Diforce Party" was a pretty decent show...I can't believe so 
many fans turned out.

--
Chris Paulus (bbs.cooldude@tsoft.sf-bay.org)
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From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: Re: Tonight show
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 11:19:41 GMT

staggers@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Ken Staggers) writes:
 >But even I cannot understand why more people are camping out over 
 >night for tonights Tonight Show taping than Carson.  

You CAN'T?!   What kind of pathetic jerk losers would even want to see 
the stupid CARSON taping??   Compare that to seeing HOWARD STERN give his 
best guest appearance *ever*, and i'd think the reasons might start to 
click.  (although "camping out" seems a little strange even to me).

 >I guess it seems strange because Howard is always on Late Night, and
 >its not a big deal.  I guess people in California are just different :)

Right.  They are "different" because Late Night is taped in NYC, and this 
is the first time Howard has appeared in L.A. since "taking over" the radio
out here.  Also, the TS studio is quite a bit larger and tickets are much 
easer to get than they are for Dave's show.  Remember, this is the TONIGHT
show, which until recently was about as lame as you can get.  To get regular
tickets for Dave's excellent program there is a VERY long waiting list.

 >I expect he will talk about his opinion of Johnny Carson,
He promised not to.

 >and the Leno/Arsenio feud.
But of course.

 >Should be interesting to compare Leno's reaction with Letterman's
 >mock embarrassment reaction (when Howard is on his show).

Dave is the MASTER of giving hilarious reactions like that.  Jay tried, 
but he didn't come very close.  Also, Leno's "reactions" were based on
totally simple stuff, like pointing out what a load Ed and Doc are.
Dave's best reactions were always for more substantial items, such 
as the stranger lesbian stuff or something...

Needless to say, Howard KILLED on that show.  He was fantastic.

BTW, I find it very hard to believe his "big" movie is going to
be "Fartman"...  On the RADIO it was pretty funny, but I think
it was one of the *worst* bits ever on the TV show.  Very lame.

Howard did say before that the movie would be "stupid and disgusting",
but I think this is going a little too far with that...  We'll see.

-{ DA }-
From: dsg@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (david.s.green)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Favorite Bits
Date: 23 Jul 92 13:07:28 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: AT&T

In article <1992Jul22.160548.8912@panix.com> rdr@panix.com (Reuben Radding) writes:
>================================================================
>|  Reuben Radding         rdr@panix.com       cmcl2!panix!rdr  |
>|==============================================================|


Ah..Clem!
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From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: TV Show Summary
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 13:44:58 GMT


Howard Stern Show * episode #3-30, week of 7/20:

Seg.1  Opening credits
       Howard and Robin

  (spots: 1-900, T2 video, GNC)

Seg.2  Howard and Robin
       Robin's Mystery guest from Howard's past
       Spokesmodel / Snapple commercial

  (spots: all local)

Seg.3  The Hookers Price is Right
       Guest: Fred "rerun" Barry

  (spots: 1-900, hair club)

Seg.4  The Hookers Price is Right  <con't>

  (spots: all local)

Seg.5  The Hookers Price is Right  <con't>
       Showcase round

  (spots: all local)

Seg.6  Howard and Robin 
       Guest: Stacy Galena

  (spots: 1-900, queen video)

Seg.7  Sterny Dancing
       with: Howard, Stacy Galena, Fred, Jackie, and Al Rosenberg.
       Closing credits

-{ DA }-
From: bijans@PHOENIX.PRINCETON.EDU ("Bijan M. Salehizadeh")
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Favorite Bits
Date: 22 Jul 92 12:40:17 GMT


Since we're on the subject of favorite bits, what about these:

When Howard and Robin contacted Len Bias after his death (tasteless but FUNNY)

-Lifestyles of the Rich and Dicky w/ Regis Philbin
-Doody Dell'Abbatte (like Doogie Howser only funny)
-Gary's Story (About Gary's childhood in a mental ward)
-Frank Sinatra Record Offer
-Ed McMad (the bit in which he repeats "I want to rate you")
-Ben Stern Daycare Center
-The Dickie Goodman bit about Rodney King (Only diehards remember this)
-David Dinkins Speech School
-John Lennon Story

etc
etc
Add your own....
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From: ctuel@zeus.calpoly.edu (Cliff Tuel)
Subject: Re: Howard Stern's Tonight Show appearance
Organization: Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:56:04 GMT

kevink@fugitive.soac.bellcore.com (Kevin Klinge) said...
|[...Stuff about Mark and Brian on Arsenio...]
|Well, sure enough, those two dopes got brought out just to say goodnight
|to the audience (i.e. - they got bumped).  Should have known they'd
|be the last on, considering their ratings are plummeting on radio and 
|their TV show rode the bottom of the barrel before it was axed.  Nothing 
|but a couple dopey looks to the camera and waves to the audience (who 
|seemed to be able to read the word "clap" well enough).

You weren't flipping channels fast enough -- they had a segment before
that last shot, although it was shorter than usual.  They also were in a
"skit" before the show started, begging Arsenio to let them on the air,
threatening him with incriminating photographs.  ("Give those to me!
And give me the negatives!"  "Okay, here's the negatives.  You're the
white guy."  Or something like that.)


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From: njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich)
Subject: Re: Q. What happens when Howard takes vacation?
Organization: Nick Simicich, Peekskill, NY
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 13:21:50 GMT

In article <9207201410.AA22915@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU> pr@devmail.UUCP writes:
>A. His fans spend their time arguing about things, like binaries,
>        basements, and the military.  Just as best-of repeats
>        old material, the newsgroup is almost void of new thought.
>        Even new episodes of the TV show get minimal attention.
>        Such talk is about as interesting as the 15 minutes Howard
>        spent ragging on (boy) Gary this morning on best of.
>
>Thought question: IsGary gonna take being Howard's 'boy' now that
>he's married?

Yet another old question, discussed here a few weeks ago!  Gary said
he wouldn't repeat, yet he already has.  I suspect all things will
continue. 



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From: rdr@panix.com (Reuben Radding)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Hello!
Date: 31 Jul 92 02:30:42 GMT
Organization: Disorganization Datorganization

In <9Z6ooB3w165w@tsoft.sf-bay.org> bbs.cooldude@tsoft.sf-bay.org (Chris Paulus) writes:
>I can see why people might hate him, but he's very funny that way...How 
>about Captain Janks (SP?)

No thanks, I just had a sandwich.


-- 
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|==============================================================|
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From: kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: New Howard Cities Announced
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:26:24 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


	Comedy Central, the comedy network, has a comedy news segment
in its Short Attention Span Theater.  Today they announced the
cancellation of the TV show, but also mentioned the upcoming movie 

	*** AND *** 

	new cities for the radio show!  Including:
Cleveland
Dallas
Chicago
San Francisco

	and a couple more that I couldn't remember.  Anyone receiving
this group have a local radio station on the Infinity network?  Maybe
that doesn't matter - the LA station isn't one, I think.

Kevin
From: masproj8@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (MAS Project Development)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Favorite Bits
Date: 30 Jul 92 22:38:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <9207221240.AA06289@phoenix.Princeton.EDU>, bijans@PHOENIX.PRINCETON.EDU ("Bijan M. Salehizadeh") writes...
> 
>Since we're on the subject of favorite bits, what about these:
> 
>-The Dickie Goodman bit about Rodney King (Only diehards remember this)

Was this the one with the old songs spliced in?

"Rodney, what were you saying during the high-speed chase?"
"Catch us if you ca----an!"

"Officers, what were you thinking as you approached a handcuffed black man?"
"And we'll have fun, fun, fun..."

Claaaaassic...but I recently heard a good one--"Barbara Bush looks older than
she oughta...", sung to the tune of "Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely
daughter..." by Herman and the Hermits.

Heh...hey, you're forgetting "LEader of the Blacks" ("Leader of the Pack"),
"Hill Street Jews," the "Dirty Dancing" skit (with Johnny Vaselino), and the
"Meagphone Principal."

Best two, IMO, were "The Karen Carpenter Story" and "Black History Minute"
(with Lincoln freeing the slaves by mistake).

>Add your own....

Just did...

					---Me
From: barisajj@duvm.ocs.drexel.edu (Joe Barisa)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Favorite Shows
Date: 21 Jul 92 16:48:49 GMT
Organization: Drexel University
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1

I am just curious what other peoples favorite bits, shows, songs, guests
etc on the radio show.

Some of my favorites are:

At the end of April 1991 during a Forchenough (spell?) Diamond comercial
Howard
started harassing Fred about giving his mother a CookiePuss (ice cream
cake from
Carvel) for mothers day. When Fred started to become defensive Howard
used his
Harmonizer to make his voice sound just like the commericial for the cake.

If you have never seen the CookiePuss commericials on TV it probably
would not be 
as funny.

Other bits

Lost in Space
Lincoln History note
Gilligan's Island
Butman
Butt Cheeks Fever
All in the Pat Cooper Family
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From: noel@umbc1.umbc.edu
Subject: Best of Stern Question
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore County
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:40:57 GMT

	While listening to the Best of show on Thursday, July 23 around 9:00 AM 
on WJFK 1300 AM in Baltimore, I noticed something unusual.
	Rather than play the WFK commercials from Washington, they played all 
the spots from 92.3 K-rock--including the in-house ads.  My question is--is 
this normal?  Did somone goof up?  Did anyone else outside K-Rock besides 
WJFK-AM get the K-rock commericals?
	[A side note, for some reason WJFK AM is not allowed to air spots for 
the Virginia or DC lottery in Baltimore--so they run a lot of public service 
commercials.  I thought that is what they were doing by running K-rock ads, but 
it seems they played *all* of WXRK's stuff]
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From: joelong@romeo.caltech.edu (Long, Joseph Louis)
Subject: Re: Favorite Shows
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: California Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 06:10:00 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.161453.8819@uoft02.utoledo.edu>, dcrosgr@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes...

Did you ever notice that cookie-puss and fudgie the whale are both from
the same mold?

My favorite Stern bits:

Buttman is GREAT!

The kkk answering machine is halarious!  That kkk dude is such a big
loser!  I laughed my ass off when he refered to black children as
"nigglets"  and about three weeks later they used that word on Saturday
Night Live... hmmm I wonder.

It was also cool when HS started being aired in LA he was talking about
Mark & Brain (his competion here... and yes they suck!) and he said 
"I'm takin' over in LA  Mark and Brain better just concede that they
are my bitches and bendover for me"

also it's allways fun when Richard Simons comes on and HS rips on him.

-joe
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FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS..... PUT THE TRUTH ABOVE YOUR IMAGE!

I went looting in the LA riots and all I got was this stinkin' usenet account!
From: dmk@noho.Eng.Sun.COM (David Kahn)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Sounds
Date: 29 Jul 1992 12:20:25 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mt. View, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: noho

It seems to me that Nick would make an excellent prison guard.
(Provided he doesn't get raped by the inmates :-)

(Actually, Nick's technically correct -- he just has a presentation problem.
Though, if I were Nick, I probably wouldn't send threatening articles.
Nick, if you feel you have to delete binary postings to this group,
why don't you *silently* do it and let us just get on with discussing
the topics at hand.)

-David (Still waiting for Howard in the bay area.)

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From: craigl@iat.holonet.net (Craig M. Lewis)
Subject: Re: Best of Stern Question
Organization: HoloNet (BBS: 510-704-1058)
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 20:11:53 GMT

noel@umbc1.umbc.edu writes:
: 	While listening to the Best of show on Thursday, July 23 around 9:00 AM 
: on WJFK 1300 AM in Baltimore, I noticed something unusual.
: 	Rather than play the WFK commercials from Washington, they played all 
: the spots from 92.3 K-rock--including the in-house ads.  My question is--is 
: this normal?  Did somone goof up?  Did anyone else outside K-Rock besides 
: WJFK-AM get the K-rock commericals?
: 	[A side note, for some reason WJFK AM is not allowed to air spots for 
: the Virginia or DC lottery in Baltimore--so they run a lot of public service 
: commercials.  I thought that is what they were doing by running K-rock ads, but 
: it seems they played *all* of WXRK's stuff]
I noticed this in WJFK once too, though I don't redcall it being
this late.  I heard am 800 number commercial for Rod Stewart's boxed CD
set and a
couple of other spots.  Does sound like someone was asleep at the wheel.

			Craig Lewis
			
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From: rdr@panix.com (Reuben Radding)
Subject: Re: Favorite Bits
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 16:05:48 GMT
Organization: Disorganization Datorganization

In <9207221240.AA06289@phoenix.Princeton.EDU> bijans@PHOENIX.PRINCETON.EDU ("Bijan M. Salehizadeh") writes:


>Since we're on the subject of favorite bits, what about these:

>When Howard and Robin contacted Len Bias after his death (tasteless but FUNNY)

>-Lifestyles of the Rich and Dicky w/ Regis Philbin
>-Doody Dell'Abbatte (like Doogie Howser only funny)
>-Gary's Story (About Gary's childhood in a mental ward)
>-Frank Sinatra Record Offer
>-Ed McMad (the bit in which he repeats "I want to rate you")
>-Ben Stern Daycare Center
>-The Dickie Goodman bit about Rodney King (Only diehards remember this)
>-David Dinkins Speech School
>-John Lennon Story



I'm pretty fond of the Jim Jenson Story. . .

 
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From: njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich)
Subject: Re: Favorite Bits
Organization: Nick Simicich, Peekskill, NY
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 03:20:24 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.130728.27331@cbnewsm.cb.att.com> dsg@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (david.s.green) writes:
>In article <1992Jul22.160548.8912@panix.com> rdr@panix.com (Reuben Radding) writes:
>>================================================================
>>|  Reuben Radding         rdr@panix.com       cmcl2!panix!rdr  |
>>|==============================================================|
>
>
>Ah..Clem!

The subject here is Howard Stern, not Firesign Theatre.

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From: joelong@romeo.caltech.edu (Long, Joseph Louis)
Subject: Sounds, binaries, and cry babies!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: California Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 14:13:00 GMT


PEOPLE!!!!!      SHUT UP SIT DOWN!!!!!!


      GROW UP!!!!


I often wonder if people who live to tell everyone what to do
finally come around with age and think... "God I was such a big
cry baby!" or if they just die stupid and useless.  Hmmm I
guess it's a mystery of the universe.  Anyone with half a clue
knows that an occational binary or two will not cause ANY difficulty
AT ALL (It certainly doesn't on just about every other group.)  I can't 
believe that someone on a "free" system like this
with mostly inteligent adult users can fill his pants with cum over
being able to control other people, tell them what to do, and
delete this message before others get to read it! 


For Christ sake think before you act,
-joe king of mars

I suggest that if anyone here gets through on the phone to stern (or
can fax him.) explain the situation here and have HS annouce what a
big cockerspanial and motherfather this "moderator" is!
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From: drubin@forte.poly.edu (David Rubin)
Subject: Re: Tonight Show Appearance
Organization: Polytechnic University, New York
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 22:28:00 GMT

In article <h7lm#=+.garyd@netcom.com>, garyd@netcom.com (Gary Dietz) writes:
|> I am no fan of Howard.  In fact, I think he sucks. 
You're entitled to your opinion.
|> 
|> But, his appearance on the Tonight show was really funny.  Does this mean I 
|> now love him?  That I will watch the re-runs of his TV show? No.
Better not take a chance .. you might actually find out that you DO like him.

|> While Howard may be obscene and stuff, he certainly isn't the original shock
|> jock that does comedy bits on the radio.  I can think of Imus, Jay Thomas
|> (in NY and CA), and well, you get the idea.
These guys were perfectly normal disk jockeys until they got a wiff of Howard and
started copying him.
|> 
|> I have no problem with you calling Howard a god and all (even though
|> you are wrong), and even saying that he breaks new ground (or wind :-) )
|> but Howard is certainly not original.
If you don't listen to him, how do you know?

Oh well .. I guess you're entitled to your opinion.

Even if it is wrong.

And nobody cares.
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From: hodge@acca.nmsu.edu (Hodge)
Subject: Crucified?
Organization: New Mexico State University
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 18:52:35 GMT

  Does anyone know how a person can order "Crucifed by the FCC"?  I
tried 1-800-52-STERN, which is the number that Howard gave on an old
Letterman show (I think; they had bleeped the number, but his mouth
made the number fairly clear).
  That number doesn't work, Toll-Free info doesn't know anything useful,
and I'm getting desperate.  I'd like to have the tape to play for my
friends in preparation for his triumphant arrival here in Cleveland.
Help would be appreciated greatly.


-- 
==== Bob Hodge ====================================================
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===================================================================
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From: scott@asd.com (Scott Barman)
Subject: Re: New Howard Cities Announced
Organization: American Software Development Corp., W. Babylon, NY
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 15:24:22 GMT

In article <Jul.22.13.26.23.1992.25445@remus.rutgers.edu> kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz) writes:
>	Comedy Central, the comedy network, has a comedy news segment
>in its Short Attention Span Theater.  Today they announced the
>cancellation of the TV show, but also mentioned the upcoming movie 
>
>	*** AND *** 
>
>	new cities for the radio show!  Including:
>Cleveland
>Dallas
>Chicago
>San Francisco
>
>	and a couple more that I couldn't remember.  Anyone receiving
>this group have a local radio station on the Infinity network?  Maybe
>that doesn't matter - the LA station isn't one, I think.

Howard had mentioned Miami and Detroit on the radio not too long ago.
I don't know if it was mention on Comedy Central since my cable co. stinks
and we don't get it.
-- 
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scott@asd.com			|
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