From: vijay@wiliki.eng.hawaii.edu (Vijay Fafat)
Subject: cow cownvention - addendum
Organization: University of Engineering, College of Engineering
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 22:15:05 GMT


                       Addendum to Cow Cownvention
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  In the light of 3 new developments, we have prepared this minor 
addendum to the original Cowagenda.

Refreshments : 
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                     The Cowlogg Cowrn grass company at Fort Cowlins has 
expressed its inability to supply more than 100 cowshells of low-fat-low-
cowlestrol grass for the cownvention. To avoid stray grazing on the 
field and the cownsequent cownstipation, Cownnan Subramanian , the ground
manager, has already stripped the holy ground of all its greenery. Hence,
we have put a quota system on the amount of grass available to each
herbivore (The herbivore guy from Mulund, one Sthanumurthy, to note :). 
This should also curb Dr. Cowlaji who's known for his humongous (Aruna's
copyright:) appetite for grass - he chews grass almost as fast as he moos
at Sundara Pandian :) as also for being outright rude while nudging other
cows standing in the line - something which he's very adroit at, having
taken extensive private lessons on cow-tipping from the expert herder, Njan:)
- while cowllecting his share of the juicy stuff.  Cc : Dr. Balaji :)

Change of lecture :
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                      Dr. Cowlaji has cownveyed that he wants to change his
topic, "Civil Rights of Cows". He will now be presenting his seminal paper,
"Cow milking : Does it reduce sex drive?" whic appeared in the Cowk and Bull
monthly some time ago. This topic is currently under hot research on SCI.
Dr. Sandip Lahiri can testify to that.

Dress code :
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                    The Cowmittee for Moral Cowdes and Cownduct amongst Cows
has cownveyed its strong objections to allowing punk cows to attend the 
cownvention. Please refrain from painting your horns garishly, shaving off
the middle third of your horns, flaunting horn-ring on a single horn, making
dragon tattooes where dragon tattooes are not supposed to be made or dressing
in any other way which might incite,excite,infuriate other cows/guest speakers.
Each cow must be decently dressed since both, Dr. Icowrus and Dr. Dung, are
allergic to scantily clad cows, though reliable sources cownfirm that 
Dr. Cowlaji often reads dirty magazines like Cowhouse and Cowboy. hence,bikinis
are ruled out for flashy cows , pun unintended . As per Dr. Cowlaji's
wishes - and Dr. Icowrus has kindly cownsented - all the 3 guest speakers will
be in tri-colour lungis and turbans - supplied by George Chackooo, senior
member, Cowppa-cowmegga-cow. no cow will be allowed to sing the Ram-Lakhan
anthem till she takes the following cow-oath (which M. Ramesh might add to) in
the best Michael Jackson voice one can produce :

Cows of the world, we've got to Unite
Cows of the world, we've got to fight
Gotta take what's ours.. by birth..by right
Belching, mooing .. or by might

  For those ignorant about cow-history - our great heritage - Ram Lakhan
was the first one cowragious enough to fight for cow-liberation. After
cowrting martyrdom at the hands of George ChacKoo, he was hailed as the
supreme cow-god. So impressed was Dr. Icowrus with him that he spun
numerous tails ... tales about him. Repentent Chackoo also pitched in and
since then, these 2, along with herder Njan, have been working ceaselessly
for cow-welfare. I leave it to Dr. Icowrus to give more details since
cow-history was his minor at Cowhio State Univ.

Cowrdially your's
Cowtcha Gangster.
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If 10 cows can build a Cow temple in 5 days, in how many days can 5
cows bring down 10 cow masjids?
                                   ------ question asked in a cow exam.
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