HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Eskimo David Letterman
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 05:13:47 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.230438.24190@sco.COM> ruthc@sco.COM (no user serviceable parts inside) writes:
>
>In article <UGDIUY@taronga.com> arielle@taronga.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>> In article <1992Aug15.080646.503@news.columbia.edu> lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
>>> >
>>> >How many Eskimo words are there for KIBO?
>>
>>So how do you pronounce Kibo?  With a long I or a long E?  Is it
>>Kee-bo or Kai-bo?  I looked it up in my American Heritage and it
>>weren't there.  
>
>I always thought it was "kih-bo" with a short i, like the i in
>"sister".

I love it when this tread comes up every two weeks.  I think this is an
excuse for me never to repost the FAQ or reveal the pronuniation I
prefer.  Whee.

Obligatory Slogan: "Don't Blame Me, I'm Voting For Kibo, Because I'm No
Ordinary Bozo!"
							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: nasadk@vccsouth30.its.rpi.edu (Kristopher Martin Nasadowski)
Subject: Re: David Letterman
Reply-To: nasadk@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 06:16:41 GMT

In article <Bswnyx.EF9@world.std.com>, kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
|> []
|> 	Today, at 12:46:10am Eastern US time, David Letterman said
|> "Kibo" on the air.  Anyone who taped tonight's show should check this
|> out, and prepare to experience so much enjoyment that your head could
|> explode.

Coulda sworn he said "kibosh", not "Kibo". Certainly hope he DID NOT say "Kibo"

Nazman
<nasadk@rpi.edu>
"KIBO - is that a radio station, or a plague on mankind?"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: Skating Away (was re: Enough of this crap...)
Organization: The Island of Misfit Toys
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 19:20:33 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.183514.24823@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> aa595@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dan Duvall) writes:
>
>cwagner@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christian Wagner) writes:
>
>    "Well, do you ever get the feeling that the Story's too damn real
>                        and in the present tense?"
>
>...or that everybody's on the stage, and it seems like you're
>the only person in the audience?
                ^"sitting"

><croons>  Skating away, skating awaaaaay, skating away, on the
>          thin ice of a new daaaaaay....
                       ^"the"

><bows deeply>  Thanks. Thanks a lot.

No sweat.

>You may let the groupies in at this time.

I'm going for the pedanticism groupies.  It's my only goal, now
that Kibo has snubbed me (and the rest of us) out of his cabinet.
And I did so want to be Undersecretary of Rot13.  I was going to
wear one of those kooky Codex Seraphinianus outfits and everything.

I wonder what ever happened to Ellie May Tull, or Uncle Jed...
--
   Bill Sherman      S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n     sherman@math.ucla.edu
      "I couldn't handle childhood."  "You may have been too young."
                          Sam Hurt, _Eyebeam: Teetering on the Blink_
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: aa595@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dan Duvall)
Subject: Skating Away (was re: Enough of this crap...)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 18:35:14 GMT


cwagner@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christian Wagner) writes:

    "Well, do you ever get the feeling that the Story's too damn real
                        and in the present tense?"

...or that everybody's on the stage, and it seems like you're
the only person in the audience?

<croons>  Skating away, skating awaaaaay, skating away, on the
          thin ice of a new daaaaaay....

<bows deeply>  Thanks. Thanks a lot.

You may let the groupies in at this time.

-- 
* ----------------------------* '''''''''''' * "Hello, 9-1-1?
* aa595@cleveland.freenet.edu * Dan Dooovall *  How are ya?"
* ........................... *--------------*       --Jerry Seinfeld
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Subject: Re: CASCADE (was: you know what really gets my boat)
Date: 17 Aug 92 02:21:41 MDT
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
Reply-To: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

(C Squared) writes:
>thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>>(Roy M. Silvernail) writes:
>>>TAINT020@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>>>>rsilvers@nynexst.com (Rob Silvers) writes:
>>>>>rmy@pyuxf.uucp writes: 
>>>>>>csquared@coos.dart
>>>>>>>Phydea writes:
>>>>>>>>cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca writes:
>>>>>>>>Oh, so you don't like to see CASCADES??????
>>>>>>>Oh,so you don't like to march in PARADES?????????
>>>>>>Oh,so you don't want to catch AIDS???????????
>>>>>Oh,so you don't like police RAIDES???????????
>>>>Oh, so you don't like French MAIDS???????????
>>>Oh, so yoy aren't really Randy QUAID?????????
>>My brother went to Randy Quaid's high school. 
>My dad went to school with Larry Brown the basketball coach.
My uncle ate lunch with Che Guevera.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.warlord,alt.stupidity
From: rmwaugh@nyx.cs.du.edu (go on go on)
Subject: Re: REALLY NEAT0 ASCIII PICS!
Summary: sex 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Society to Teach People the Difference Between Inane and Insane.
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 17:44:22 GMT

In article <6q8myj+@lynx.unm.edu> neilb@borris.eece.unm.edu (Neil Bowers) writes:
>In article <1992Aug15.154743.13419@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> rmwaugh@nyx.cs.du.edu (go on go on) writes:
>>In article <77761@ut-emx.uucp> churchh@ut-emx.uucp (Henry Churchyard) writes:
>>>.
>>>                              RELATIONSHIP CHART
>>>        [...]
>>
>>where do I fit in on that chart?
>
>
>Hello, and welcome to another edition of Bellamy's World.  Today we are
>in alt.fan.warlord. This was once a haven for the more discerning usenetter,
>but unfortunately there have recently been sightings of Lamus Postus.
>This is a shame, since once a 'froup has been infested, it is sadly hard
>to repulse the interlopers.  With their mating call of "Me too! Me too!" [%]
>they pull their fellow wastrels to the scene, where they participate in
>offensive acts such as
>
>	o	the "yeah", "damn right" cascade.  Study of this phenomenon
>		has revealed that participants follow the principle that if
>		the first post was vaguely funny (their definition) then
>		subsequent bursts of the same amplify the original point.
>
>	o	including the entire body of an article (itself preferably
>		lame) and adding one or two lines of incisive wit/sarcasm etc.
>		A frequent variation on this behaviour is the pathetic
>		attempt to attract mates from the more mainstream
>		talk.bizarre. The article is crossposted there,
>		presumably in the forlorn hope that mindless crap will be
>		mistaken for the bizarre.
>
>The only hope now is that the AFW Moderator will take a stronger stance
>against any offenders.
>
>[%] there are a range of mating calls, but this is one of the more
>    characteristic.
>-- 
>neil@chama.eece.unm.edu    Nothing is true. Everything is permissible.

are you talking to me?
--
================================================================================

Whatever you attempted to do has tried to invoke a shell.
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From: klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: PRETENTIOUS!!!
Date: 16 Aug 92 01:03:43 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting

In a recent issue of the comic book GREEN LANTERN: MOSAIC, writer
Gerard Jones has this to say about "Mr. Phoney", who claims his
letter to be "pretentious":

"So you think your letter's "pretentious," Mr. P?  Brother, you 
 got a long way to go to match _me_ in pretention and self-
 indulgence.  Where are the unattributed Joyce swipes?  Where are
 the coy attempts at self-denigration?  Anybody can do ARKHAM
 ASYLUM, man.  Everybody already _has_ done the dump-on-Trekkies
 bit.  You're up against the Prince of Pretense now, baby.  You
 want to play, you play _hard_."

Later he says, "You guys and your "pretentious."   Amateurs, man.
 _Amateurs_, man.  Stick with me for pretentious!"

SO if anyone thinks that they're more pretentious than GJ, or just
want to send him a cookie or a certificate or something, get in
touch with him at:

 Gerard Jones,
 c/o DC Comics Inc.,
     1325 Avenue of the Americas,
     New York, NY 10019


(I kinda liked it better when they were at 666 Fifth Ave.  
 Go figure.)

-- 
Jeff Klein             | "Happily, Ral doffs his outer clothing for a
Browsing Boy of the LNH|  refreshing dip in one of the dangerous 
klein@kira.egr.msu.edu |  chemical vats." - Ty Templeton
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: plumbing tip
Date: 19 Aug 92 14:45:19 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <l93q16INNleh@girtab.usc.edu> rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>In article <Bt7t08.7vx@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>>BTW, the toilet has been fixed for the last two weeks.  Also, BIFF has
>>been thrown out of my bathroom, since he violated his lublease which
>>said "No kids."  He was found to be one.
>
>Does this mean i have to wait till i'm 21 so i can move to Boston?
>
>5150
>c'mon kibo. where ELSE would i move into?

No, .4003, in dog years, mod(pi)

C Squared
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: David Letterman
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 13:18:52 GMT

In article <j2-ypmd@rpi.edu> nasadk@rpi.edu writes:
>"KIBO - is that a radio station, or a plaque on mankind?"

Never mind the plaque -- what about the tartar-sauce control?
-- 
             ......................................................
             ted frank | tfrank@uchicago.edu | standard disclaimers
             the university of chicago law skool, chicago, illinois
             you can't throw me to the lions -- i'm charlton heston
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:3471 alt.folklore.urban:21387
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: David Letterman
Date: 14 Aug 1992 00:15:40 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug13.131852.13216@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>In article <j2-ypmd@rpi.edu> nasadk@rpi.edu writes:
>>"KIBO - is that a radio station, or a plaque on mankind?"
>Never mind the plaque -- what about the tartar-sauce control?

That doesn't hurt as much as getting a cranial cavity.

5150
needs a filling
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:3506 alt.folklore.urban:21527
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Eskimo David Letterman
Date: 16 Aug 92 21:48:29 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <l8ticdINNac7@alcor.usc.edu> rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>In article <UGDIUY@taronga.com> arielle@taronga.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>So how do you pronounce Kibo?  With a long I or a long E?  Is it
>>Kee-bo or Kai-bo?  I looked it up in my American Heritage and it
>>weren't there.  
>
>The American Heritage isn't hip enough to have Kibo in it.  You must look it
>up in one of those old crusty and LARGE Webster's.  It'll say something about
>being a geographical place somewhere in Africa, but i think "Africa" is just
>a typo for "Massachussetts".
>           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
More likely a typo for Massachusetts.  Rent a clue.


>Oh, and the book says it's pronounced "keebo".  But it's such an old book,
>you just really don't know if that pronounciation is correct or not.
>
>
>5150
>talk much, say little.  besides, i still think it's pronounced "sauerkraut"

C Squared
--
No way, it's pronounced qed-rol-phan-tou-chi
From: dombart@muli.saar.de (John Raoul Dombart)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: plumbing tip
Date: 12 Aug 92 6:14:57 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry @ Between a rock and a
type specimen sheet, Boston.) wrote...

>	My toilet has now been flushing continuously for twelve straight
>hours, the plumber (Saturday night emergency plumbing--oh joy, I'm glad
>I'm not paying for this) can't stop it, the concierge and landlord are

"Ghee, look theres a toilet going crazy in North America !"

    "What?"

"In Boston, exactly speaking..."

    "Omigod. Rather give me a light, stupid."

R.D.


----
  /\ muli - may unexpected love increase
 /..\ No fnords on usenet.
/_\/_\ dombart@muli.saar.de



Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Xvob
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 22:13:09 GMT

Kibo rot13'd is Xvob.

Bob rot13'd is Obo.

Try it.  It works.

How do you pronounce Xvob?

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Tom Tom Club:Boom Boom Chi Boom Boom
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: WHAT IS KIBOLOGY?  a quick quiz.
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 05:21:26 GMT

[]
	The anser to the following question will be in the third version
of the FAQ, whenever I have enough time to work on it (I'm busy doing
two logos tonight, and I have a plate of meat loaf on my lap now, and
it's HOT!  Ow.)

	KIBOLOGY IS:

	a) a religion that considers Kibo to be both God and the Devil

	b) a philosophy of life that says "you're allowed"

	c) the science of studying Kibo's every move and thought

	d) the art of asking, "Who's Kibo?  What's Kibology?"

	e) a small penguin who tries but can't succeed-o

	f) Other
							-- K.


Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Subject: Re: Eskimo David Letterman
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 18:47:28 GMT

In article <UGDIUY@taronga.com> arielle@taronga.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>> In article <1992Aug15.080646.503@news.columbia.edu> lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
>> >
>> >How many Eskimo words are there for KIBO?
>
>So how do you pronounce Kibo?  With a long I or a long E?  Is it
>Kee-bo or Kai-bo?  I looked it up in my American Heritage and it
>weren't there.  

You say Kee-bo and I say Kai-bo; you say tomayto and I say tomotto, Kee-bo,
Kai-bo, tomayto, tomotto, let's call the whole thing off.

cjl (with apologies to Fred Astaire)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: plumbing tip
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 05:09:43 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.022352.7252@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>dombart@muli.saar.de (John Raoul Dombart) writes:
>
>> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote...
>
>> >	My toilet has now been flushing continuously for twelve straight
>> >hours, the plumber (Saturday night emergency plumbing--oh joy, I'm glad
>> >I'm not paying for this) can't stop it, the concierge and landlord are
>
>> "Ghee, look thereos a toilet going crazy in North America !"
>
>Excuse me?  Hello?  Yes, thank you.  What the fuck are you talking about?

BTW, the toilet has been fixed for the last two weeks.  Also, BIFF has
been thrown out of my bathroom, since he violated his lublease which
said "No kids."  He was found to be one.
								-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: arielle@taronga.com (Stephanie da Silva)
Subject: Re: Eskimo David Letterman
Organization: Taronga Park BBS
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 10:16:49 GMT

> In article <1992Aug15.080646.503@news.columbia.edu> lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
> >
> >How many Eskimo words are there for KIBO?

So how do you pronounce Kibo?  With a long I or a long E?  Is it
Kee-bo or Kai-bo?  I looked it up in my American Heritage and it
weren't there.  
-- 
Stephanie da Silva                        Taronga Park * Houston, Texas
arielle@taronga.com                           568-0480   568-1032   
 "If I had to be a breakfast roll, I'd rather be a cheese danish!" -- Monty
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Would anyone care to tell me...
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 04:39:08 GMT

In article <1992Aug15.010818.13645@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:
>In article <1992Aug13.235955.20413@CAM.ORG> emru@CAM.ORG (Emru Townsend) writes:
>>Would anyone care to tell me....just what the heck kibology is?
>>
>Yes

Well, not exactly.  You forgot the clause about William Shatner's chest wig.

								-- K.

Obligatory Slogan: A Vote For Kibo Is Two Votes For Yourself.
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: setuid() problem
Date: 17 Aug 92 20:36:10 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <mcirvin.714079780@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:
>
>>Well he doesn't really exist, but if he did he would have told me I was
>>ALLOWED to use his name in a story I'm writing so when it's done I'll post
>>it and then he'll exist.
>
>If Kibo did not exist, somebody would have to invent him.
>
Obviously he HAS been invented, look at the newsgroup we've been posting to.
Besides, I have his express typed permission to use his name.  I guess it is
worthless if he doesn't exist, but then he would know since all of his cousins
are lawyers.

C Squared
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,sci.physics
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Kibocolliders (was: Re: Super Conducting Supercollider)
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 04:41:42 GMT

In <1992Aug12.053828.8192@nuscc.nus.sg>, matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes...
>Scott: the horrible truth is that none of these guys has any idea who or
>what Kibo is. They are just pretending. A bit like physics actually. 

I have no idea who I am, either.  For a while I thought I was Albert
Einstein, but then I noticed that my socks matched.  

-physics section of this post ends, sci.physics readers may press 'n' here-

In article <l8jb7aINN9fk@alcor.usc.edu> rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>In article <25426@dog.ee.lbl.gov> sichase@csa2.lbl.gov writes about Leader Kibo:
>)He seems to be one of those folks who are famous for being famous - kinda
>)like Charles Nelson Riley or the Gabor sisters.
>
> This is worthy of inclusion into your .sig, Kibo. Whaddya think?

Only the one line immediately above.  And besides, Charles Nelson Reilly
and the Gabors (Zsa Zsa, Eva, Magda, and mom Jolie) have talent: Charles
played a talking banana in Bic commercials in the seventies, and Zsa Zsa
starred in "Queen of Outer Space" in the fifties, and Eva was on a wacky
sitcom with a non-talking pig.  Plus, they were both on Match Game '77,
the pinnacle of human achievement!

"Fat Albert Einstein is so fat, that when he sits around the house, he
BLANKS."

Charles Nelson Reilly says...

"Wee-wee!"

Gosh, how I miss those ancient game shows that used "adult language"
like "tinkle", "bazooms", "wee-wee", and "number two".  Is Gene Rayburn
still alive?  I want to make an obscene phone call.  "HEY, GENE? WEE-WEE!"

							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Subject: Re: David Letterman
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 08:06:46 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.153613.10849@bnlux1.bnl.gov> reay@bnlls1.nsls.bnl.gov (Robert Reay) writes:
>In article <j2-ypmd@rpi.edu> nasadk@rpi.edu writes:
>>In article <Bswnyx.EF9@world.std.com>, kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>>|> []
>>|> 	Today, at 12:46:10am Eastern US time, David Letterman said
>>|> "Kibo" on the air.  Anyone who taped tonight's show should check this
>>|> out, and prepare to experience so much enjoyment that your head could
>>|> explode.
>>
>>Coulda sworn he said "kibosh", not "Kibo". Certainly hope he DID NOT say "Kibo"
>>
>     I think that Kibo has started to grep TV programs as well as newsgroups.  
>When he starts greping newspapers and books then and only then will I be 
>impressed.
>
>			-Rob
>

KIBO self-admittedly greps TV guide.  On Page 25 this week (which ends in
about 20 minutes according to TVG) of the Boston area edition is the
word KIBOsh near a Bush head.  I can also confirm that the New York edition
is identical on this point.  But KIBO pointed the Boston one out himself,
"conveniently" leaving out the "sh" part in both places.

How many Eskimo words are there for KIBO?

cjl

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.warlord,alt.good.news,alt.slack,talk.bizarre
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: An Im-Poh-Tant Announcement
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 08:13:33 GMT

Bozoticism runs rampant!

Briana Caitlin McBride arrived on the scene at 12:33 am on August
13th, 1992 only to discover just how twisted her parents really are.
She looked at her father, immediately judged him to be a complete
bozo, and started crying.

Mother and daughter are most excellent.

Dad is having a liberal two fingers of Usquebach, neat of course, and
going to bed.  (Well, hey, Mom got some good drugs, why can't I?)

-- 
Kevin
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: alt.flame narrowly escapes Kibo's grep
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 23:26:51 GMT

In <2a8e301b.crud@crud.mn.org> trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz) writes:
>In article <1992Aug8.211011.6413@rotag.mi.org>
>        kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>]In article <92216.223041ADMN8647@RyeVm.Ryerson.Ca> Linda Birmingham <ADMN8647@RyeVm.Ryerson.Ca> writes:
>]>btw your keyborad is broken.  
>]          ^^^^^^^^
>]SOMEONE'S keyboard is broken, that's for sure...
>No, that's your "keyborad", Kebbie.  A keyborad is the group formed
>by another group's keybo and rad.

It's time to start grepping for "keybo" as well.