From: melinda@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Melinda Wolfskill)
Subject: Re: screwing...my canonical list
Organization: California State University, Sacramento
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 18:08:16 GMT

snoopy@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu writes:
> In article <1992Apr9.112145.54327@cc.usu.edu>, sly9y@cc.usu.edu writes:
> > In article <1992Apr09.011847.2052@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu>, ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz) writes:
> >> Does anyone have any humorous euphamisms for "doing the nasty?"
> >> Here are a few I can think of for starters:
> >> 
> >> The Mattress Mambo
> >> The Horizontal Hucklebuck
> >> A Poke in the Whiskers
> >> The Tubestick Boogie 
> > Mattress marathon
> > playing hide the salami
> > 
> >> 
> >> and my personal favorite (and original, too!):
> >> Hiding the Hooded Hodad. 
> >> 
> >> -Eeeeeeric 
> >> -- 
> >> Eric J. Huppertz, Systems Manager | "I turned my air conditioner around and it
> >> Daily Vidette, Illinois State U.  |  got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't 
> >> ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu     |  understand, it was supposed to be 80  
> >> (309) 438-8565                    |  today,' and I said 'Oops.'"  -S. Wright 
> 
> Here is my contribution.... I collected this from rec.humor June of '91.
> 
> Hope you all enjoy!.......
> 
> Michael  aka  SNOOPY@DRYCAS.CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU
> 
> 
>                                 The canonical list of PHUC names
>     bang
>     Be the rug doctor
>     Beaver shooting.
>     bend her over & load her like a shotgun
>     Bite the bearded clam.
>     Bit-o-the-ol'-in-out
>     Bob the knob
>     boink
>     Bone Smuggling
>     bopping
>     Bottom knockin'
>     bounce the brillo
>     Break her open like a shotgun
>     Buff the helmet
>     Buffing
>     Bumping Uglies
>     bury the hatchet
>     butter her muffin
>     Carpet munching.
>     Check her oil
>     Clean the carpet
>     Cuttin' a slice
>     dance the buttock jig
>     dent the egg
>     Dip your wick
>     do it
>     do the horizontal mambo
>     Do the Wild Thing
>     doing it
>     doing the nasty
>     Dueling Bedsprings
>     Eat at the Y.
>     Feed the bear
>     fenorking
>     fit pipe
>     Flat Dancing
>     Fooling around
>     fuck
>     Get a leg over
>     get your bone honed
>     Get your noodle wet
>     Getting you ashes hauled.
>     Getting your bunny boiled.
>     Getting your canoe shellacked
>     getting your horns filed
>     Gettin' Busy.
>     give her the time
>     Giving her a pearl necklace
>     go like a rat up a rhododendron
>     Goin' horizontal
>     Hammerin'
>     Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (titty-fuck)
>     Hide and shreik
>     Hide the HotDog
>     hide the sausage
>     Hiding the salami
>     Hobble
>     Hose
>     I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe
>     lay cable
>     lay pipe
>     lay the hen
>     Let's go "Whale some babes"!
>     make it
>     Man, I'd fuck her like a tied yard-dog.
>     muff dive
>     Negotiate the forested chasm.
>     Park his car in her garage
>     Pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken.
>     play hide the salami
>     Playing doctor
>     Poke the yolk
>     Poking the sushi.
>     poking the whisker biscuit
>     pop you c**k
>     pump
>     Put his snake thru her grass

Hey!  What about, "Ride the Bologna Pony"???
(just had to throw in my 2 cents ;-)

>     Ride the skin bus into Tuna town.
>     ring the cash register
>     romping
>     rope a poke
>     Saturate the ferrod
>     screw
>     Sharpen the pencil
>     Sink the Pink.
>     slam her clam
>     Slam some Ham.
>     slice the muffin
>     slip her the hot beef injection
>     Slip her the tubesteak!
>     Slip her the whale
>     Slip the Salami
>     snake her
>     some nookie-nookie honey
>     Splooge, spunk, gack, splooey
>     stoke her yoke
>     strop one's beak
>     stuff her muff
>     Stuff the bunny
>     Swallow the swan
>     tame her shrew
>     tap your tailpipe
>     the beast with two backs
>     the nasty
>     tube steak boogie
>     Varnish one's cane
>     wax your candle
>     work the hairy oracle
>     "Come to my bed and let's practice parallel parking."
>     "getting your weiner wet."
>     "He hasn't had his tires rotated in months"
>     "I wanna bust that body"
>     "I'm having lunch at the Y. It's a box lunch - furburgers!"
>     "She hasn't had her ticket punched since Ike carried his own glof clubs"
>     "...Been ridin' broomsticks since she was fifteen,"
>     "...so horny I have to stand on my hands to pee."