HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton,alt.fan.gooley
Subject: I LOVE BUSH!!!
Date: 21 Jul 92 23:09:50 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute


				   
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-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 23 Jul 92 15:19:46 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Blair writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
)>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
)>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
)>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
)>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
)>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
)>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
)>>>>Manon of the Spring.
)>>>Man of War.
)>>Mather, Cotton.
)>Mann Act.
)Menarche.
Manny, Moe, and Jack

rp -- Pep Boys for President!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: mjohnsto@jenny.shearson.com (Mike Johnston)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Lehman Brothers
	<1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 17:08:07 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:

   Please, Elan - how has Bush even started us on this road to greatness?  Do you 
   call the growing AIDS crisis, the LA riots, the deepening economic problems
   GREAT?

I wonder how it is that AIDS has become a 'crisis' but Cancer hasn't? I wonder
how people can riot in Chicago after the NBA Championships and little is 
said, but when the Rodney King verdict causes riots in LA it is symptomatic
of a larger, Bush-caused problem? I wonder how you can say that we have,
"deepening economic problems" when most indications are that the 
recession is abating, albeit slowly.

Could it be that too many people spend too much time watching the
convention and too little time thinking for themselves?





--
Michael R. Johnston/System Administrator                mjohnsto@shearson.com  
  =-=-=  The official .signature of the 1992 Barcelona Olympics. =-=-=
From: santos@mickey.ai.kyutech.ac.jp (Rafael &)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 30 Jul 92 08:21:50 GMT
Organization: KIT Iizuka, AI Dept, JAPAN.
In-reply-to: csuley@cs.cornell.edu's message of 27 Jul 92 16:43:19 GMT

In article <1992Jul27.164319.6951@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:

   >>I spent a few minutes working out that my name anagrams to Rhictos Herp.
   >>
   >>*sigh*

Lucky you. My name's initials are RDC.

Well, maybe I can get some money of Carasso.

Rafael Duarte Coelho dos Santos.
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Found art (Re: rdc@netcom.com is a fraud)
Keywords: carasso
Date: 30 Jul 92 20:58:29 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul30.203233.25288@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>In article <21750@sybase.sybase.com> chrisl@sybase.com (Christian Lipski) babbles:
>>In article <1992Jul27.220834.6090@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>>In article <1992Jul27.165706.18478@dscomsf.desy.de> Poser@vxdsyc.desy.de vomits:
>>	[various segments of articles that amused him]
>>>Look asshole, if you're going to use other people's flames, then at least give
>>>them credit.
>>
>>Yeah. Otherwise milliken might not get recognition for 
>>his ultra-qool hip funny super-neat post.

Ha Ha gee willikers you sure are a funny guy (?) there Christian.  Gosh-darn 
what a witty thing to say, ha ha ha ha.

Look, scrotum-breath.  Are you a member of the Poser fan club, or do you always
follow up with super-neato adjectives when you don't know what the phuque you'rebabbling about?  Is this an example of your sense of humor?  One more stupid    post like this, and you can join your buddy Poser in my killfile.
WHATKINDOFDUMBSTUPIDSHITFORBRAINSASSHOLEWOULDSPEWTHISKINDOFSMEGMAONTHENET?



>-- 
>Copy this .sig and just say noe to big-brother's monitoring of public bandwidth
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>*Sandinista Contras Panama Noriega FBI CIA NSA Secret Service fixed-elections *
>*Neil Bush S&L coverup potatoe wiretaps search & seizure bill of rights dead  *


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*Sandinista Contras Panama Noriega FBI CIA NSA Secret Service fixed-elections *
*Neil Bush S&L coverup potatoe wiretaps search & seizure bill of rights dead  *
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CREATION
Date: 31 Jul 92 00:10:07 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1992Jul30.110642@axion.bt.co.uk> cdawkins@axion.bt.co.uk (Colin Dawkins) writes:
>
>As-Salaamu-Alaikum wa Rahmatullah.
>
>I actually mailed my message directly to a brother by mistake...
>
>However the main point is that there is no such thing as a GAY muslim..
>
>PLEASE TAKE THIS GROUP OF THE NETWORK...
>
>IT IS AN ABOMINATION...A CURSE...A LIE AGAINST ALLAH AND HIS MESSENGER RASSULLULLAH SALALLAHU ALAYHI WA-SALAM..


hahahahahahhahaha,  Carasso, It is quite amazing how many clueless muslims
are on the net.  Good job, every single one of the posters have snagged
misc.test.

you really must read alt.newbie if you get the chance

-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Endangered Species)
Subject: One for you, two for me
X-Disclaimer: This post brought to you by the Automatic Waldby
Article-I.d.: cs.1992Jul23.221709.10964
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 02:34:36 GMT


I filled out one of those sweepstakes entries at the bank, and where I
was supposed to write my name, I wrote ``Washington Irving.'' I got
two identical pieces of junk mail the next week addressed to
``Washington Irving,'' each asking me to fill out my name and address
and send them back in.

I sent each back with the name ``Washington Irving,'' just like the
first one. I got four pieces of mail the next week.

I sent them all in as before. They sent back eight.

They're going to have to cut down every last tree before I stop.


--
Auto-Waldby

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: dong@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Don M. Gibson)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Motorola Inc., Austin, Texas
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 17:26:57 GMT

wgb3@pyuxf.uucp (25337-buoni) writes:

>>Please, Elan - how has Bush even started us on this road to greatness?  Do you 
>>call the growing AIDS crisis, the LA riots, the deepening economic problems

>Why blame Bush for the growing AIDS epidemic?  I thought most AIDS cases were
>caused by:
>   1) Having sex with an AIDS infected partner
>   2) Using dirty needles

>If I contract AIDS from one of the above, then I have nobody to blame but 
>myself.  Sure, we need to try to find the cure, but we need to find the cure 
>for cancer also.  Would you blame Bush if you smoke all your life and developed
>cancer?  What we should be teaching is abstinence, but that implies personal 
>responsibility which far too many people don't seem to understand.

here's why to blame ghwb:  the aids epidemic is extremely expensive.  the
average patient costs $112,000 in medical costs.  with 1:250 adults HIV+ 
you can see how much it will cost to pay for this crisis.  if ghwb doesn't
get the tax money into prevention/cures, our GDP will take a *big* long-term
hit.  that affects everyone.  so even if you have zero compassion and 
care only for yourself (i.e., are republican) then it makes good economic
sense to support AIDS efforts.  ghwb is not looking after the nations 
best interest.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: boys will be......
Keywords: bored, drunk, woundup
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 17:02:37 GMT

Distribution: world


Last night, one of the bars in my town (pop. 9900) had a lingerie show. This is  
considered quite a remarkable thing to have happen in dull, boring Paris, IL;  
so you may imagine the response. The place was packed by 8, which was  
advertised as "show time".  Well, the ladies, who came down from Chicago, got  
lost trying to find our town, called up for directions, and to just make sure  
that the owners and sponsers of this "show" knew that they would be late.

Now, you have to try to visualize this packed bar filled mostly with drunken,  
screaming, hillbilly, farmer-type rednecks (it reminded me of RICHH's barangus  
story). In the space of time from 8 until whenever the girls showed up, there  
were no fewer than 8 (yep eight) fights, one of them between a guy and his  
girlfriend.

Guess they had to let off all that pent-up steam somehow.

And if that was a "lingerie show", I'll take a Jeopardy marathon any day.
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
But, it DID liven up an otherwise boring evening in small-town USA.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Love Comes Swiftly
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 23:03:23 GMT

"So where did you meet her?"

"You know, it's the strangest thing.  I've spent three years on the Net,
reading alt.romance, alt.romance.chat, soc.singles, soc.singles.nice, and all
that.  Nobody worth anything.

"Then one day this guy posts some flamebait male chauvinist message in there--
Reggie somebody.  So I make a nasty response to him, and suddenly I find out
I've posted in misc.test.  Getting all the network responses, and all that.
There's really not that many--only five or six.  I always thought you'd get
hundreds...

"Anyway, I get another mail message a couple of days later.  Seems this girl
was reading through misc.test and saw my message.  She had to have seen it
there--it didn't even show up on soc.singles.  She said she liked my .sig, and
the way I expressed myself.  We started talking via mail, and a couple of
realtime chats.  She says she can't use the phone too much in her apartment,
especially not for long distance 'cause it's too noisy.  So we've only gotten
together on the net--MUDs, talk mode, that kind of thing.  But she says she's
going to be graduating soon, and she might be looking for a job in this
area..."

"That's great?  So what's her name?"

"Rachel."

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey, Page of Newts)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"Don't you point that raygun at me--I might just explode..."  Thomas Dolby
Current Album--Laurie Anderson:United States Live
Current Read--M.J. Engh:Wheel of The Winds
From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: open letter to Roger David Carasso
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:06:03 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Purdue University

In article <nsbffvs@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>Oh, he's there already.  It's just... it's just... my killfile 
>is SO BIG.  (Ooooh, baby.)  Must it tumesce further?  I mean, 
>LOOK at this:

Thank ye kindly, I copied the whole think into mine, and then added cj@eno
to "round it out."  (After suitable editing of course :-)

^L (just kidding)


-- 
#Larry W. Jewell (ex-USN) jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu                         # 
#"Sunday's horoscope is noteworthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly#
#unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." #
#--"Your Horoscope," L.A. Evening Herald Express, Saturday, Dec. 6, 1941.   #
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.food.cooking
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE
Date: 24 Jul 92 20:44:53 GMT
Followup-To: rec.food.cooking,misc.test,alt.newbie
Organization: Symbolics Institute

rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>POT, KETTLE, BLACK.

I've always found that in fact copper kettles make the best coffee,
and not black kettles.  What is your experience, guys???



bob "trollin' for newbies" crane
-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Dr Ruth                                 
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 20:24:00 +0000


What does a little German midget with a face like a bag of spanners know
about sex anyway?



dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk     |     Earwigs are not the only fruit
CompuServe 70374,1403            |     M-O-O-N that spells Norman
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: genie@netcom.com (The Genie)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 03:02:35 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <15388@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu> peerson@neyman.ucdavis.edu (Jan Peerson) writes:
>In article <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
>>
>>just to get the fire going for this new group:
>>
>>
>>	Clinton is a homo.
>
>. . . sapiens.
	^^^^^^^

Obviously, you haven't kept up with the times.  We
all know that people are Homo sapien.  Even Clinton (surprise).
			        ^^^^^

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Homework for Newbies
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 02:30:00 EDT
Organization: Enemies of the Ann Arbor Art Fair

In article <70241@apple.Apple.COM> bc@apple.com (bill coderre) writes:
>
>How bizarre can you be in 100 words? 

The sun sank in the west, seeming to float momentarily like a
great orange on the Mediterranean horizon.  Mahmoud Ibn-Jihad
slammed home the bolt of his Kalashnikov.  "Eat leaden death,
infidel dogs!" he screamed, emptying the magazine in the general
direction of the Phalangist stronghold across the street.

Lighting a Turkish cigarette, Mahmoud savored the sudden silence,
marred only by the occasional explosions of distant car bombs.
Another evening in Beirut had begun, as to the north, clouds of
smoke from the sixteen-inch shells of the USS New Jersey
hung over the Shouf like giant black cauliflowers of death.

ljd
if you don't think "Ibn-Jihad" counts as one word, delete "Turkish"
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I relent.
Date: 24 Jul 92 17:47:18 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

rm News/talk/bizarre/KILL
From: ranjit@UNAGI.CIS.UPENN.EDU (Ranjit Bhatnagar)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: subjects
Date: 24 Jul 92 19:22:00 GMT


   From: xxx@cattell.psych.upenn.edu 
   Newsgroups: upenn.psych.general
   Date: 24 Jul 92 18:14:22 GMT


   I'm looking for compliant people willing to serve as "subjects"
   in order for me to learn how to place electrodes for an evoked
   potential study.  Please let me know if you are interested.

---
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: David Mellor
Date: 28 Jul 92 11:09:21 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAXcluster

In article <1992Jul24.100928.17489@cs.hw.ac.uk>, neilp@cs.hw.ac.uk (Neil Postlethwaite) writes:
> In article <6982@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>
>>Isn't it alarming to find that such a gorgeous and talented actress has
>>nothing better to do than sleep with a flabby, lacklustre old fart like
>>David Mellor?
>>
>>-- Ken "Beauty and the Beast" Johnson
>>
> 
> Yes.

Speaking entirely for myself, I find the actress in question about as
attractive as month-old pesto sauce with a dead pig in it.

Now, fuck the shut up.

Jason
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: driven to distraction
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 92 13:50:15 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

In article <n8j7su0@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
writes:
>As one of the two women currently posting to talk.bizarre,
>and someone whose name is short for Christine, I hereby
>volunteer to relieve gooley of his virginity.  

                     ILLINOIS CHRONICLE, July 24th, 1992.
                        Reproduced without permission.

                  POLICE UNCOVER COMPUTER PROSTITUTION RING

A young Catholic graduate, Markian Gooley, was innocently typing on his
computer when he suddenly found himself reading salacious offers of cheap
sexual gratification on a bulletin board system.

"It was a terrible shock," Mark told us.  "There I was, writing an essay
about the Pope, when suddenly a young woman offered to indulge in fornication
with me.  I didn't know what to do.  It's obscene."

The young woman, who reportedly lives in California, refused to be
interviewed.  Police say that they are investigating the matter, but that
they have already received calls demanding that they "ban all access to
computers" until the "sleazy and depraved" bulletin board system can be shut
down.

In the mean time, Mark is getting over the shock, and says that his desire to
protect his virtue has been strengthened by the incident.

                                                      -- Joe Abernathy


mathew
-- 
It is always dangerous to generalize.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: one line bio
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 03:08:20 GMT

(Johnathan Vail) writes:

>he was so busy he barely had two hours to spend reading News

Thats News?

oe@csc.canberra.edu.au        This is now a philosophical, non provocative
Look Once...         .-)      signature.
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
	<1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
	<1992Jul22.164306.20952@porthos.cc.bellcore.com>
	<1992Jul22.171306.17847@uwm.edu>
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:40:49 GMT

<In article <1992Jul22.171306.17847@uwm.edu> markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark William Hopkins) writes:
<   In article <1992Jul22.164306.20952@porthos.cc.bellcore.com> wgb3@pyuxf.uucp (25337-buoni) writes:
<   >>Please, Elan - how has Bush even started us on this road to greatness?  Do you 
<   >>call the growing AIDS crisis, the LA riots, the deepening economic problems
<   >
<   >Why blame Bush for the growing AIDS epidemic?

< Because no cure exists and never will in the mean spirited political climate
< of 1980's style neo-conversative Republican administration.

	Funding for AIDS research has increased every single year
	in the "mean spirited political climate of 1980's style
	neo-conservative Republican administration".

	More money will be spent this year on researching AIDS
	than on *ALL* cancer research.

	How much more money do you want?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.angst,alt.prose,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
From: vrauls@nmsu.edu (goddess)
Subject: Re: FRED, THE BOY EVERYONE HATED (STORY!)
Organization: Computing Research Lab
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 17:57:15 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.123720.10846@cci632.cci.com> adw@cci632.cci.com (Allen Williams (co-op)) writes:

   Xref: nmsu.edu talk.bizarre:72895 alt.angst:4677 alt.prose:1453 alt.smouldering.dog.zone:166
Path: nmsu.edu!lynx!umn.edu!noc.msc.net!uc.msc.edu!mips!sdd.hp.com!wupost!udel!rochester!rit2!rit!cci632!adw
   From: adw@cci632.cci.com (Allen Williams (co-op))
   Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.angst,alt.prose,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
   Keywords: Deep down inside, you're a Fred
   Date: 29 Jul 92 12:37:20 GMT
   Organization: Computer Consoles Incorporated
   Lines: 188



		     -+*<   Fred    >*+-  

   ---------------------------------------------------------------

    Fred woke up one morning, with the birds chirping outside his
   window, the sun shining, and the faint aroma of flowers and nectar
   wafted into his room. Fred rubbed the dried tears from his eyes,
   feeling sad and upset.
    "Everybody hates me." Said Fred, and he was right.
							   Derrick

		hey!  this was alot like my grade school days.
		ahhh the memories.  Makes me feel like going
		back to my high school reunion and gunning
		everyone down.

--

                        goddess -worship at will      
                     lose me now or fuck me forever                   
   -------------------------------------------------------------------
   "...when there are enough outsiders together in one place, a mystic
    osmosis takes place and you're inside.  Inside where it's warm.
    Just a little thing, being inside where it's warm, but really such
    a big thing.  About the most important thing in the world."
				S. King _The Stand_


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thomasc@lobachevskii.geom.umn.edu (Thomas Colthurst)
Subject: Overheard at a Bar
Summary:  Where Do Bad Pick-Up Lines Go When They Die?
Organization: Geometry Center, University of Minnesota
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 04:50:05 GMT


"As an utilitarian, I feel morally obligated to suggest
that we get together, so as to maximize pleasure."

"I'm sorry, but I only sleep with Christians."


-Thomas C
*