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From: dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz)
Subject: Re: Please Help
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 01:07:14 GMT

To: kingsley@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com
Subject: Re: Please Help
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Cc: 
Bcc: 

In article <16150001@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> you write:
>              Please answer these 9 questions and return.
>
>1.) Do you think equal rights for men and women is generally a good idea?
>Yes                  [ ]
>Sometimes            [ ]
>No                   [ ]
>Haven't heard enough [ ]
>Other                [X]
Equal rights for ME!! just ME!! Everyone else should be my SLAVE!!!
>
>2.) Are you pro choice?
>Yes                  [ ]
>Sometimes            [ ]
>No                   [ ]
>Haven't heard enough [ ]
>Other                [X]
I'm pro-anti-choice! Everyone should be asked what they want, then get the
opposite!!
>
>3.) Are you in favor of adoption?
>Yes                  [ ]
>Sometimes            [ ]
>No                   [ ]
>Haven't heard enough [ ]
>Other                [X]
Adopt ME into the ROYAL FAMILY!  I want to bring down ENGLAND!!!
>
>4.) Do you think men should be allowed to legally terminate their parental
>rights and responsibilities before fetal viability?
>Yes                  [ ]
>Sometimes            [ ]
>No                   [ ]
>Haven't heard enough [ ]
>Other                [X]
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>
>5.) What sex are you?
>Male               [X]
>Female             [X]
I'm Male AND Female!  I'm so sexual that I MAGNETICALLY REPEL small dogs!
>
>6.) How old are you?
>Under 18           [ ]
>19 to 65           [ ]
>Over 65            [ ]
I'm Ageless! If you want to know how old the CON thinks I am, SEND ME 100$!
>
>7.) What religion are you?
>Protestant         [ ]
>Catholic           [ ]
>Jewish             [ ]
>Other              [X]
I'm a SUBGENIUS DISCORDIAN PAGAN MORMON!! Give me money so I can sacrifice it
to Eris and Goddess in fnord UTAH!
>
>8.) What political party are you affiliated with?
>Democratic         [ ]
>Republican         [ ]
>Other              [X]
I'm going to vote for "BOB" with a running mate of HOWDY DOODY!! If they don't
win then the SPACE ALIENS WILL EAT US ALL!!!
>
>9.) How many years of education have you completed?
>Grade School       [ ]
>High School        [ ]
>College            [ ]
>More               [X]
I'm so educated I know how many ANGELS can dance on the HEAD of a PIN! I know
because I was their DANCING PARTNER!!!

The lesson here: Don't post to groups you don't read.
And don't post anything like this to alt.slack.
If I had seen this almost anywhere else, I would have been nice to you.
-- 
Denis/Tesser M Moskowitz        Jen feroca malbona kuniklo; rigardu liajn
dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu  sovagxajn vangharojn, kaj liajn ungojn kaj
This Is Realtime!               lian faldan voston.
From: 11-7470@wwiv.tfsquad.mn.org (Morty #11 @7470 [SubGenius])
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Fortune cookies
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 18:10:08 GMT

[Regarding]: Re: What is this group all about?
[From User]: ornoth#wonky.UUCP (David A. Liscomb) #284 @506
[Recipient]: No Reply Necessary.

Taking a cue from Rush Limbaugh, I've decided any message in a fortune cookie 
is infinitely better by adding the words "in bed" at the end.  To wit: quoting 
the last message with my addition, we come up with "If you had your life to 
live over again, you'd need more money -in bed-."

Am I right or what?

Morty
devicehigh=psycho.sys

//s

 Dyson's Sphere Located in Southern California! WWIVnet @ 7470 
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo
From: rsvanc00@mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance)
Subject: Re: What is this group all about?
    <BvqBAA.5DH@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 06:53:11 GMT

Yes, it twas I that failed in faking a post from the
good Doctor Miles Bennet Dyson at the mythical site of
Cyberdyne.sys.com !!!!! I did it to WAKE UP THIS FUCKING
NEWSGROUP!!!!!! BoB would not want this group bogged down in
lengthy debates over his influence with Steven Spielberg!!!

BoB would want CONfusion running AMOK!!!!!

Or kill me!

--------------------------------------------------------------------
 
Randolph S. Vance
 
              RSVANC00@mik.uky.edu (NeXT Mail)
              RSVANC00@ukpr.uky.edu
              RSVANC00@ukcc.uky.edu
 
QUOTE: "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!"
              -Ren Hoek
 
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From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: "BOB", etc
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 14:41:07 GMT

In <1992Oct9.050328.28661@samba.oit.unc.edu> Mitchell.Porter@bbs.oit.unc.edu 
(Mitchell Porter) writes:

>Has anyone had a go at listing all the correspondences between "Twin 
>Peaks" and the SubGenius mythos? (eg "BOB", Palmer/golfing, the
>"Anti-World", etc)

I probably would, if I had a VCR and copious time on my hands... but I don't, 
so there.  Suffice it to say that if Special Agent Dale Cooper had a pipe, he'd
be a dead ringer for... say, in the final episode, wasn't he possessed by...  
well, HECK.
GIVE ME A DAMN GOOD CUP OF JOE... OR KILL ME.
>--
>   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
>     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
>        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
>           internet:  bbs.oit.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80
--

Tom Dennis                    |  I looked into the abyss,
dennis@alexia.uiuc.edu        |    and the abyss looked into me--
tadg0614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu     |      and we both winked.
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: klund@athena.mit.edu (Kent H Lundberg)
Subject: VooDoo wants your (humorous) zine
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Distribution: alt
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 16:49:51 GMT


VooDoo Magazine, MIT's Journal of Humour, wants to see your zine for its
upcoming "Zine Review" columns.  If you publish (or have) a humor zine,
a funny weird zine, or a just-plain-weird zine (that you think is funny),
send it to us, and we will review it and give you free plublicity in
front of thousands of humor-starved readers.  Any kind of humorous
submission is acceptable, from crap books to mail art.  Just stick a few
stamps on it and send it to 

	VooDoo Magazine
	MIT Room 50-309
	77 Mass Ave
	Cambridge, MA 02139

For a copy of the latest issue of VooDoo, include 5 ($.29) stamps with
your zine.  The submission deadline for the next issue is November 5, so
get your stuff in the mail right away.

(Shameless promotion on).  If you would just like a copy of the latest
issue, send $3 to the above address.  (Shameless promotion off).

--> Kent Lundberg, Editor-in-Trouble

Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade
From: notbiff@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Jake Davis Smith)
Subject: Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)
Followup-To: misc.test,alt.test,alt.sex,alt.religion.scientology
Keywords: cascade in subject line
Organization: Default organization
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 06:58:43 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.200239.11106@umbc3.umbc.edu> williamf@umbc5.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes:
>In article <T9ocsB1w165w@lost.cojones.com> sysadmin@lost.cojones.com ('Bart' Prentice) writes:
>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain.
>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>Flush this cascade down the drain.
>Republicans are dogs with no shame.

HUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

					Y0U"RE 0NLY PAL

						NELS0N 0TBIFF !!!!!!!!!!!!1

-- 

--
I"M NOT BIFF WHO DOESNT HAVE THEYRE 0WN 0BN0XIUS SIGNATURE YET !!!!1

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From: richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: SchizoSlack Forever Underwater
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:08:10 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle

In article <Bw5GyB.Dx3@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>In article <1992Oct14.203911.13925@u.washington.edu> richter@u.washington.edu writes:
>>        KILL BOB  LKIL OOB  LBBO KIL  OOLI KLB  KOBB LIL  LOKI LOB
>>        KILL BOB  KLLI OBO  KIBO LLB  LOOK LIB  KLBI BOL  OLBI BLK
>                             ^^^^^^^^
>
>Clearly, this is a slanderous insinuation that I am a yuppie who shops
>at LLBean.  I resent such a remark, because last time we drove 300 miles
>to shop there, I just BROWSED!
>
>						-- K.
>

      Oh forgive me, mighty one. Spare me from the wrath of Snuggles --
and his Soft-n-Static-Free Fist of Removal!
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Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 19:10:45 -0400 
From: Kevin Paul Goldman <kg1i+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: What is this group all about?

>I read NN occasionally, and I want to know what is so special about
>this particular group? Any comments?

>Dr. Miles Bennet Dyson
>Director of Reasearch and Development
>Cyberdyne Corporation
>Los Angeles, California
>
>E-mail: mbdyson@Cyberdyne.sys.com


FYI and any other person who may be reading, for necessary information
on this bboard, plus tons of government surplus slack, send $15 plus $5
S/H to 

K.Goldman
816 Ivy St.
Pittsburgh PA

Checks accepted.

LaTeR,

Mongo

" I think it is time to discuss your drug use as it relates to artistic
endevor" William Burroughs - The Naked Lunch
"These aren't candy..." Mike Cooper
"A box of rain will ease the pain and love will see you through"  GDEAD
"It is simply not given to human beings to know the totality of truth"  Keenan
"The only people for me are those who are mad, mad to talk, mad to live,
mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, who never yawn
or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like yellow roman
candles exploding like spiders across the sky" Jack Keroac - On The Road
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From: tim@gold.iss.nus.sg (tim poston)
Subject: Re: wha?????
Reply-To: tim@iss.nus.sg (tim poston)
Organization: Institute of Systems Science, NUS, Singapore
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 03:58:09 GMT

Come now, it's simple etymology.
A cygnet is a baby swan (French "cygne" for swan)
A leveret is a baby hare (French "lie`vre" for hare)
And so on.

A goret is a baby gore (Mediaeval French "goeur" for electronic saxophone).
Or it used to be, where I went to school.

As Yahweh said to Moshe,
                           keep taking the tablets.

                                                                  Tim Poston



______________________________________________________________________________
                         "sig.sig, Mademoiselle?"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Newsgroups: alt.gorets
From: fred_s@earwax.pei.com (Fred Scott)
Subject: Re: My goret won't come home!
Organization: Nerds On Parade
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 23:41:11 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.230044.13504@muddcs.claremont.edu> dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz) writes:
>
>All you alt.gorets readers, please keep a look out for my goret.  It has a
>pink grommet hinge and a triply inverted 5-phase axolotl interface.  If you
>see it, yell IP addresses at it, or show it some mayan numerals, and it
>should come trotting over.  Once you have it restrained, send me e-mail.
>Thanks!  My poor goret...

Oh, oh!  I just heard something like that had gotten loose in Lake Erie and
the predictable chemical reactions had caused it to grow such that now it's
wandering through Cleveland stomping down buildings.  If it's yours, you'd
better get there quick - otherwise, you never know what some panicy National
Guard Commander might do.

Fred
From: bwoelfel@widget.seas.upenn.edu (Brian Woelfel)
Newsgroups: alt.gorets
Subject: LEADING GORET EXPERT TELLS ALL ABOUT TRAGIC GORET LOVE TRIANGLES
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:56:28 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

Salt Lake City, Utah-- Leading historian and scholar, Dr. John Dough,
has corroborated the rumors that jealous gorets are capable of
extremely heinous deeds when involved with celebrities.  In his
upcoming book, he describes several situations in detail.

``Many people aren't aware of the fact that Lee Harvey Oswald was
dating a young female goret at the time of his death.  I have
exclusive photographs of Oswald and this goret in ice cream shops,
walking in parks, and snuggling in bed.  My research indicates that
the goret pressured Oswald into his deplorable act.  Although her
motives are not clear, it is apparent that she was seeking fame and
fortune.  When Oswald was arrested, this young goret became worried
that he would talk about her, so planned his demise as well.  Since
gorets are rather noticable in public, and can't avoid attracting lots
of attention, she hired Jack Ruby to kill Oswald.'' say Dr. Dough.

A young male goret was often seen with Marilyn Monroe.  The goret
had the role of a cab driver in one of Marilyn's early movies.
``Needless to say, it required quite a make-up job to pass off this
goret as human, but it's been known to happen.  I found out two weeks
ago that my congressman is really a goret.'' adds Dr. Dough.  The
goret and Marilyn were rumored to be passionate lovers

Recently John Goodman was seen Jello-wrestling with a group of young
gorets from the American Academy for Young Pristine Gorets who shared
nearby rooms at a convention center.  Dough reports ``the incident get
very ugly as the young girl gorets starting fighting over Goodman.
Despite protests of `there's enough for everybody,' Goodman was
brought to a local hospital where he is listed in stable condition.'' 

``It's well known that Elvis was a goret hater.  Although hundreds of
gorets would fight over him whenever he made an appearance, he was
thoroughly disgusted by all of them.  Despite rumors that he was
seeing a grommet, nothing every came of this, until one day hundreds
of dead gorets were found outside Graceland on the grounds near some
packages of Cool Aid.  Apparently the mass suicide was a result of
unrequited love.''

Dr. Dough will be giving lectures at local Universities and Rotary
Clubs.  He is the author of an upcoming book entitled _Et Tu Goret_.
He is also the author of _The Goret Diet_, _Go Go Goret_, and the
delightful children's book _Mommy, There's A Goret in My Closet_.
Newsgroups: alt.gorets
From: dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz)
Subject: Re: wha?????
Organization: Hxrel Mikkl Forsigh, Caxlgemin, CW 9Q7d1v
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 17:44:51 GMT

In article <1binfkINN6gn@phakt.usc.edu> pechever@phakt.usc.edu (Paul Echeverri) writes:
>Didn't the guy who was selling those cheap Canadian spicules get arrested?
>Shoddy workmanship, or some such; it was written up in _Popular Goretics_ last
>month.
>I'll trade you a gross of blue vesch covers for the grommets; mine will wear
>orange or, on occasion, black with red polkadots, and I have these blue ones
>I bought for my SO's goret once, but we broke up before I could give them to
>her.  Question about the grommets, tho': Are the foons first or second series?
>Seems there's some kind of oil involved in the second-series grommets my goret
>is allergic to; this makes for higher grommet expenses, of course, but my goret
>manages to allay the costs by renting hirself out to Sun corp. on weekends.
>I don't know what the job involves, but it pays well and the goret seems
>happy with it, so I won't pry.
>Thanx for the tip on the spindle; I got the spindle and a conversion kit
>from my local specialty store and it's holding up quite well.
>			Goretially,
>				Paul Echeverri

Sorry about your SO.  Did you meet through goret support groups, or did one
of you introduce the other to gorets?
The foons are first series, the grommets stay dry and negatively charged.  I
always thought it was silly for second series to be lubricated when the
first series worked so well.  I've heard that third series foons are on the
way, and they'll keep the grommets dry, negatively charged, AND vibrating in
unison.   That'll be a sound to hear!
Just send the vesch covers on over, the grommets are on the way.  Now if
only I could find a good source for spicules... hey, European goret owners,
how are the spicule prices on the other side of the lake?

P.S. My sig is supposed to look like that, but my goret did feed on my
organization line...


-- 
Denis/Tesser M Moskowitz        Jen feroca malbona kuniklo; rigardu liajn
dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu  sovagxajn vangharojn, kaj liajn ungojn kaj
This Is Realtime!               lian faldan voston.
Newsgroups: alt.gorets
From: dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz)
Subject: My goret won't come home!
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 23:00:44 GMT


All you alt.gorets readers, please keep a look out for my goret.  It has a
pink grommet hinge and a triply inverted 5-phase axolotl interface.  If you
see it, yell IP addresses at it, or show it some mayan numerals, and it
should come trotting over.  Once you have it restrained, send me e-mail.
Thanks!  My poor goret...
-- 
Denis/Tesser M Moskowitz        Jen feroca malbona kuniklo; rigardu liajn
dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu  sovagxajn vangharojn, kaj liajn ungojn kaj
This Is Realtime!               lian faldan voston.
Newsgroups: alt.gorets
From: wpatton@alchemy.uhl.uiowa.edu (Wayne Patton)
Subject: Gorets renamed?
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 17:12:44 GMT
Organization: University of Iowa, Iowa City, IA, USA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

Newsgroups: alt.gorets
From: dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz)
Subject: Re: Grommets
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 21:40:27 GMT

In article <1992Oct16.065821.15181@acme.gen.nz> kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I) writes:
>Why would I want to do that? I've got a sick Goret to care for, the tunnel
>pentode in the left-hand hydraulic time regulator is threatening to
>recurse.
>
>						- k
Ooh, I'm sorry.  I think that rubbing the telekenetic fibrantillo with a
damp cloth will sometimes present pentode recursion.  Good luck.

BTW, does anyone have the alt.gorets FAQ from all those months ago?
-- 
Denis/Tesser M Moskowitz        Jen feroca malbona kuniklo; rigardu liajn
dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu  sovagxajn vangharojn, kaj liajn ungojn kaj
This Is Realtime!               lian faldan voston.
Newsgroups: alt.gorets
From: dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz)
Subject: Re: My goret won't come home!
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 20:34:08 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.234111.20460@pei.com> fred_s@earwax.pei.com (Fred Scott) writes:
>In article <1992Oct12.230044.13504@muddcs.claremont.edu> dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz) writes:
>>
>>All you alt.gorets readers, please keep a look out for my goret.  It has a
>>pink grommet hinge and a triply inverted 5-phase axolotl interface.  If you
>>see it, yell IP addresses at it, or show it some mayan numerals, and it
>>should come trotting over.  Once you have it restrained, send me e-mail.
>>Thanks!  My poor goret...
>
>Oh, oh!  I just heard something like that had gotten loose in Lake Erie and
>the predictable chemical reactions had caused it to grow such that now it's
>wandering through Cleveland stomping down buildings.  If it's yours, you'd
>better get there quick - otherwise, you never know what some panicy National
>Guard Commander might do.

Hey... I _found_ my goret.  It was in Tijuana.  Someone better pay attention,
their goret may be in danger...
Unless it's a stray, in which case you had better call the Humane society and
tell them to get some lenticular infundibula and catch that goret.  It might
still find a happy home.
-- 
Denis/Tesser M Moskowitz        Jen feroca malbona kuniklo; rigardu liajn
dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu  sovagxajn vangharojn, kaj liajn ungojn kaj
This Is Realtime!               lian faldan voston.
Newsgroups: alt.gorets
From: rtsumn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Subject: Blahhhh!!!!!!!
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 20:10:46 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

I'm an idiot!  Flame me!
		An Idiot