HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 21:35:46 GMT

In article <9211050802.12@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <1992Nov4.213053.5235@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>>I want one of those five-foot-long body pillows to snuggle up against.
>>
>>Mark., cold nights in a shoddily-built apartment on the High Plains
>
>Do you have control of the heat in your apartment?

Of course. That's EXACTLY why he wants a 'body-pillow'.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ecr2@ellis.uchicago.edu (corprew reed)
Subject: Re: Sleepless night
Reply-To: ecr2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 01:46:37 GMT

In article <7902@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>Just after midnight on Monday, a female friend-of-a-friend (I won't name
>her) rang me up to complain about her husband.  They'd had another in a
[...]
>sleep.
>
>I am not making this up. 
and I had the computer write the next bit.  I guess we're even.
>
>addictively, Ken Johnson
>
>
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Thought this one turned out rather well.

-corp
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Date: 8 Nov 1992 05:17:10 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov8.042007.28701@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>It has recently come to the attention of some of us that while there are well-
>defined terms for both newcomes to talk.bizarre("newbies")and long-time
>residents(patrons?)of talk.bizarre("oldbies"), there is an astonishing lack of
>term for the transitional period in which, let's face it, most of us
>languish.

i think the word yer lookin fer 

is,

erm,

"newbie."

c
day in
day out
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Yorkshire pudding (was: Short, shameful confession)
Date: 10 Nov 92 14:52:35 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: The Really Useless Computer Company


In article <ausdal.721067954@joule> ausdal@ece.scarolina.edu (Thi Van
Ausdal) writes:


#  One question, what the hell is yorkshire pudding? Seriously!

You roast the beef in a tin that collects the meat juices, and you take
it out of the oven thirty minutes before it is due to be cooked.  Then
you pour into the juice a pint of batter of egg, flour, milk, baking
powder and a little salt, and put it back in the oven at a high
temperature (200 deg C) and do not disturb it on any account for the
last thirty minutes. 

The batter rises and sets to form golden brown, soft but crusty
Yorkshire pudding; traditionally in most parts of England, you serve it
with the meat, but in Yorkshire it's sometimes served separately as a
first course.  It was evolved by Yorkshire housewives during the hard
times of the 1930's to eke out precious food supplies. 

You cannot do it in a microwave.

deliciously, Ken Johnson





-- 
                                  //// Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
Don't get off while it's moving. ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
                                ////                  E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
                               ////       Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: Gloat
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: DDDUUUHHHH!!!!
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 00:41:52 GMT

In article <1dbkobINNic5@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>
>Heh. I don't remember who started this, but I hope these guys like the fan  
>mail. Is this the sort of stuff that made Carasso famous to start with?
>
>HHMMMM. Wonder how the test responder machines' load is this time of year?
>
>NEWSGROUPS: alt.president.clinton,misc.test,talk.bizarre
>                                  ^^^^^^^^^
>
>matthewo@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Olson)
>trinas@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Speedy Gonzalez)
>jhakala@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jay S. Hakala)
>nau@ssesco.com (William Nau)
>126580828@cats.ucis.vill.edu (Matador of M83)
> m_lehoul@oz.plymouth.edu (Michael L. Le Houllier)
>tlhouse@nyx.cs.du.edu (fiver)--
>************************************************************************
> the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
>(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
>                      "Everything is relative."
>************************************************************************

Say, you wouldn't mind updating that list would you?

TTFN,
M
From: 002519m@ace.acadiau.ca (KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: TV's STUD of the YEAR
Date: 5 Nov 92 18:41:11 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

It's a toss-up between Bob Saget and Doogie Howser...

Anyone wanna offer their votes?



K
--------------------------------
"Burn down the Skydome,
 Hang the blessed Blue Jays..."
--------------------------------
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: good career move
Date: 6 Nov 92 18:18:33 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

I was standing in the vicinity of the upstairs toilet when our managing
director emerged, having just performed some bodily function. I was
tempted to say "Have a good shit sir?"

Tx. [I didn't... but I do still has a job]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: yywwyy@mixcom.com (Steven Pearson)
Subject: SSC
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.
Date: Sun, 08 Nov 1992 06:39:47 GMT


	i voted libertarian.  

	they lost.  

-- 
-stevelee- (aka anarchy now)
"psychedelic drugs cause paranoia, confusion, and total loss of reality
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: smeyer@panix.com (Seth Meyer)
Subject: Re: How Can People Be So Stupid?
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 19:39:47 GMT
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix & Internet, NYC

In article <1992Nov9.172041.12789@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>Im used to stupid questions. Usually, its my job to answer them. But some
>of them take the cake.
>his call was made even more
>aggravating by the fact that it took him ~15-30 seconds to process each
>simple question and formulate and answer.

Sounds like you've been talking to Bill Clinton.

- Seth
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
From: erc@unislc.uucp (Ed Carp)
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Organization: Unisys Corporation SLC
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 03:56:00 GMT

Jeanette Sautner (jsautner@trentu.ca) wrote:

: > 
: >This morning the new `C&A Compliments' Catalogue arrived in the post. 
: >The blue-eyed, blonde girl who models their underwear and stockings is
: >delicious.  She looks as if she is about eighteen.  
: 
: I am really curious as to why you find a woman "delicious".  Are you a 
: cannibal?

No, but *I* am!  Earth-girl waffles ... yummmmm..... :) :) :)
--
Ed Carp			erc@apple.com, erc@saturn.upl.com	801/538-0177

"There is nothing to seek and nothing to find.  You're already enlightened, and
all the words in the world won't give you what you already have.  The wise
seeker, therefore, is concerned with one thing only: to become aware of what
he already is, of the True Self within."  -- Zen maxim
-- 
Ed Carp			erc@apple.com, erc@saturn.upl.com	801/538-0177

"There is nothing to seek and nothing to find.  You're already enlightened, and
all the words in the world won't give you what you already have.  The wise
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re: ssc
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 02:19:19 GMT

Sayeth jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel):
$>In article <1cifuhINNahf@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu>, waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Waldby) writes:
$>> So what's the scoop on the ranges? I'm probably one of the youngest.
$>> Birthdate is August 15, 1973
$I was born September 8, 105 AD. I am the founder and leader of a super-human
$race, the goal of which is world domination, through sending of evil brain
$waves over Usenet to control all its readers, take away what's left of their
$lives, and send them on a ruthless orgy of conquest and domination.

   Pleased to meet you.  Hope you guess my name.

silver "for a good time, call (800) 800-4272 or (800) 463-3339"
-- 
|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
|Have you seen this boy?  Lust never sleeps.  I say hurl.  Honey, I'm   |
|home. _________________________________________________________________|
|_____/ silver@bokonon.UUCP    ...!{uunet|becker|xrtll}!bokonon!silver  |
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bigfootf spaceman?
Date: 12 Nov 1992 02:21:33 GMT
Organization: finchhaus (vampiric)
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

now playing on talk.religion.newage, alt.alien.visitors, and 
alt.religion.kibology, interpretations of zoology creative
enough to rival hanna-maria's interpretations of cosmology:

you've read about the space potato, and now you are ready for
the bigfootf spaceman.

In article <69315@cup.portal.com> John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
]Subject: Why Bigfoot Is So Hard To Catch.
]  Jack Lapseritis thinks a Bigfoot can't be caught (but I know good and well 
]they can) because Bigfoot can astrally project himself out of dangerous 
]situations.
] That's the startling claim of noted bigfoot researcher Jack Lapseritis, who 
]says three of the large, hairy creatures once teleported themselves into his 
]bedroom, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 
]  He has been researching he bigfoot phenomenon for more that 20 years and 
]says he has seen the elusive beasts on seven occasions. 
]  During a research expedition in Mount Hood Wilderness Area in the Oregon 
]Cascades, he had a bizarre enncounter with a bigfoot that suggestded the 
]creatures can teleport themselves at the speed of thought. 
]  Almost daily, he heard a two-legged creature approach his tent, but when he 
]peered outside, the approaching figure disappeared.  
] Every time it left the area, I could hear a very loud, high pitched whistle. 
]This continued every single day for two weeks.
]  He has experinced telepathic contact with both bigfoot and star people = a 
]race of extraterrestrial beings that may have brought bigfoot to this 
]planet.  
]  His contact with bigfoot culminated with a bizarre visit from three of the 
]creatures, who astrally projected into his bedroom late one night.
]  After they woke me up telepathically, I was facinated to observe these 
]living apparitions as they moved around the room.
]  Among other revelations, the bigfoot people told me that they can traverse 
]eight different dimensions, including astral projection, dematerialization, 
]teleportation, and the ablility to enter the nucleus or door of a vortex, 
]which purportedly, leads to another plane of existence in time and space.
]  So this is me (John Winston) speaking, how about that?
]John Winston. 

this belongs on talk.bizarre.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
'i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell' -- mehitabel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C. Haushalter)
Subject: too bad about Bushie
Originator: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com
Organization: NEC Research Institute
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 16:36:21 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.060913.10011@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
writes:
>
>
>Like I said over there to those wankers in alt.politics.bush and alt.fan.rush-
>limbaugh, 'tain't nothin' like a little gloating.   HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>Bush lost!!!  HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!
>
And when the economy sees unheard of lows as a result of Clinton's
policies, Republicans will take the Congress for the first time in 40
years and Jack Kemp will take the White House to begin another long
period of Republican administration, this time without that bothersome
Democrat Congress.

>
>Ta-ta for now,
>M

God bless,

Michael

(Oh thats right, you Commie-libs think God is unconstitutional - forgot)


Dear Michael:  God Bless Jerry Falwell/Pat Robertson/Jimmy Baker/Jimmy Swagart.  But please help me...I forget which one of those guys was the one that hired the prostitutes to watch him jerk off??

P.S.  I keep asking you right-wing-slime: do you think Jesus was a conservative or liberal????
-- 
The opinions are mine..not my company's.
Actually, everything is more complicated		

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37957 alt.net.personalities:45
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Date: 13 Nov 92 11:42:08 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


jsautner@trentu.ca (Jeanette Sautner) writes:

#  I am really curious as to why you find a woman "delicious".  Are you a
#  cannibal?

NO MISSY, I IS NOT DE CANNIBAL.
PRESIDENT BONGO IS DE CANNIBAL.
ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE DE PRESIDENT BONGO!!
PRESIDENT BONGO LOOK AFTER HIS PEOPLE.  HE MAKE GOOD AND SURE I IS TOO
 POOR TO BUY DE EIGHTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRLS AT DE TOWN BAZAAR.
I EATS NOTHIN' BUT MANGOS, PAW-PAWS AN' YAMS, AN' DE OCCASIONAL
 WILDEBEESTE.  DIS DIET KEEP ME STRONG ENOUGH TO SLAVE 20 HOURS EACH DAY
 FOR DE BONGO GOLD MININ' COMPANY.


-- 
                                  //// Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
Don't get off while it's moving. ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
                                ////                  E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
                               ////       Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SSC
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 13:25:59 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <BxMBHG.292@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>
>When the need arises for me to wear a cap I put on an 'X' cap.
>
>X Industires, (s)Lime Green.

In Billerica they'll just think it's your signature.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca)
Subject: Re:  Advice for insomniacs
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 14:59:04 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.055353.1411@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.E
U (Matt Welsh) writes:
>In article <grendel.03va@canetoad.UUCP> grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Ro
ance) writes:
>>
>>A SCREAMING ORGASM

   [Some ingredients deleted- I almost said "delighted"]

>>Old-Fashioned glass
>>8" penis
>>moderately tight vagina
>
>Serves two.
        ^^^

     That explains the "Old-Fashioned" part, anyway...

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy, at least until we get 
             this whole Rim Jockey thing cleared up.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: The difference between men and women
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 01:35:14 GMT

ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:

>If a man is shopping[*] for blue jeans, and one size is a little too tight
>and the next size up is a little too loose, he'll buy the bigger size.

>If a woman is shopping for blue jeans, and one size is a little too tight
>and the next size up is a little too loose, she'll buy the smaller size.

If the package says "Preheat oven to 375 F", women will actually do this.

Men will set the oven to preheat, look at their frozen package sitting on
the counter, realize that the oven is already generating heat, and put the
damn thing in.

------------------------------------------------------------
mark schnitzius           |  seeking guitar songbook for the
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu  |  clash's "london calling".  does
univ. of central florida  |  one even exist?  will pay top $
------------------------------------------------------------
From: damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Friends
Date: 12 Nov 92 18:57:14 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby) writes:

>Did you know that if your best friend goes crazy, he/she
>is most likely to kill you. You are the one who is known
>best by the person, you are the closest person, almost a
>part of them.   Except for them, you know them the best.

>I make this my defense as to why I had to kill them all.

One time, last year, early in the morning after a late
night of talking, Chinese food and alcohol, myself and a
friend decided to climb a nearby mountain. Well, I guess
probably not a mountain, but fairly high above ground level,
rocky on the way up, with quite a hell of a fall if you slipped
on the not-entirely stable rocks beneath you.

We managed to reach what approximated to the pinnacle or whatever,
at around 5am, on a fairly cold summer Edinburgh morning, nice and
bright, but chilly. As we wandered around, trying to find a 
plausible route down that didn't involve major risk of life and
limb, I began to think about such things. Strange things the 
brain comes up with when you are dehydrated and exhausted.
I was thinking along the lines of "He could just knock me down
the side at some point - I'd die, and he could say it was an
accident. It'd be in the local news, but he'd get away with it."

I realised how silly this line of thinking was, but it kept 
nagging away at me. How easy it would be for him to kill me.
How close I was to being dead.

So I waited until he was looking down at the reservoir below us,
just on the overhang of the large grassy hillside we were on,
took a deep breath, and pushed him.


Damian
dcj@dcs.ed.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: This is News to YOU????
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 22:59:44 GMT

rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
] In article <Bx3tHx.4Cv@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
] >By coincidence I went to the Army store yesterday.
] <deleted>
] 
] >........................  They had specials on "procurement items" ....
] >.......................................  They also had ................
] >........................................... and leathermen tools for
] 
] AHA! The truth is revealed! The US Army is full of gays.


Did GOD just bring unto thee this divine revelation?

No WONDER you're an LT....

ciao
drieux



-- 
Modern Day Problems:
Hickory, Dickory, Dock - Three Mice Ran up a Clock
The Clock Struct one, 
and the Other Two will be Upgraded In the Next Release.
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: S S C
Date: 9 Nov 92 17:22:58 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

In article <507@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca> dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus) writes:

   I still think SSC stands for Super Serial Card

Hi Dave!  Are you related to Bar?

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Consumer complaint
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Keywords: i'll burn for this one
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 11 Nov 92 17:18:38 CST


In article <gerald.721433862@gerald>, gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
> 
> >I ordered a flag pole from Liberty Flag & Specialty Company.  It 
> >arrived yesterday - a 3 piece aluminum pole with a plastic eagle for 
> >the top - but no holes or clips or anything with which to attach the 
> >flag.  I called the company to complain and the woman who answered the 
> >phone said that model didn't come with anything else.
> >
> >I said that they should call it just a pole then and not a flag pole.  
> >"The catalog should say '6 foot aluminum pole' then and not 'flag pole' 
> >because there's no way to attach a flag to it."
> >
> >She said she'd see what she could do.
> 				    ...with the pole
                                                      ...IN BED

(no, I said "a *flag* pole".)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: All-Time Koolest Film Star Name
Organization: Rice University
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 22:47:18 GMT

"Yaphet Kotto"

--
HWRNMNBSOL
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Covington Cross
Date: 6 Nov 92 20:09:05 GMT

In article <1d417fINNkc@fido.asd.sgi.com>, kenj@kambo.esd.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones) writes:
|> This week's "Spot-on" Summary Award goes to my SO, Dean.
|> 
|> After watching ABC's series "Covington Cross" for the first time, he
|> commented, "It's a medieval `Bonanza.'"


Also referred to as "Beverly Hills 902AD"

--
+------------+ "WoOoOoOoO Im a purple screwball!
|    xian    |  Wooooo-Woooooo! I am potato! Hear me grow! 
| ----<--<@  |  BRROOOONNGGGG!!!!"
+------------+  [-adi jaffe, in alt.sex]	
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: 1:21 12:24
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 18:33:30 GMT

In article <Bxnz1w.1uI@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:

>YOU BEN FULTON ARE NO MATT WELSH!

Thank God.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Short Environmentally Correct Confession
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 18:16:43 GMT

I recycle over 90% of the post-it notes I use during the course of my job.