HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: WANTED: AD&D Module : Dargard Keep (NOT!!!)
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:40:40 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Oct8.193718.1@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz> hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs) writes:
>
>				- SCHWA.
>-- 
>"Look over there! See that man on the bus! Is he looking at you... PARANOIA!"
>
>Anthony Hobbs		SCHWAibo		    hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
>Chief Lord High Priest, ACCGEK - Hail Frozen Yoghurt - Snuggles Loves You
>DISCLAIMER: I am not Romanian and was not head of the Securitate for 15 years.


ok, so it is SHWAibo, but his sig still annoys me. plus the double signing
he always does annoys me. nice disclaimer. and  he was flaming xibo, which 
i always appreciate....

bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: You know you've been...
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 01:34:45 GMT

In alt.folklore.computes, DONAHOE@acsnovell1.uta.edu (Sean Donahoe) signs:
[6 line post deleted]
>______________________________________________________________________
>   _    ___   ___
> // \\  |  \ || \\        | --"Hello Work?  I won't be coming in
> \\     |__/ || ||        |    today...religious holiday...it's
>   \\   |    || ||        |    the ummm, feast of the maximum
>\\_//   |    ||_//        |    occupancy."  Homer Simpson --
>                          |
>Sean Donahoe              | The views expressed here represent only
>donahoe@acsnovell1.uta.edu| a portion of the opinions of the UTA
>University of TX@Arlington| student body.
>                          |
>--"My farmer died." H. Ross Perot--

AARRRGGGHHHH!

\rperkins

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach told me to stop doing it, but I couldn't help myself...
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Could you guys give a girl some advice...
Date: 12 Oct 92 18:10:11 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Oct12.145613.27592@hsr.no> dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen) writes:
> 
> +------------------------------+---------------------------------------------+
> |     Aaron Trevor Breen       | "I took the money, I spiked your drink,     |
> |       "The  Dazzler"         |  You miss too much these days if you stop   |
> |------------------------------+  to think.                                  |
> |V069QRYR@UBVMS.CC.BUFFALO.EDU |  You led me on with those innocent eyes,    |
> +------------------------------+  And you know I love the element of         |
>                                |  surprise.                                  |
>                                |  And in the garden I was playing the tart,  |
>                                |  I kissed your lips and broke your heart.   |
>                                |  You, you were acting like it was the end   |
>                                |  of the world."                             |
>                                |         "Until The End Of The World"- U2    |
>                                +---------------------------------------------+ 

>Found it in alt.personals.
>Leave it to you pros to play with.
>Enjoy
>-- 
>D.


*Sigh*!  I had to take out my '>'s. . . they pushed it even farther beyond the
limit.

Well. . . here's a one *word* warlording of this baby:




                                BUFFALO


Damn!  That just seems to say it *all*, these days!

--jm
meach@scs.leeds.ac.uk. . . or Cleveland Freenet. . . or *anyplace* else!
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Chocolate Cake
Keywords: Chocolate  Cheeesecake
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:43:44 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Oct7.165805.1956@nmsu.edu> tcollins@huey.NMSU.Edu (COLLINS) writes:
>
>
>-- NewsGrazer, a NeXTstep(tm) news reader, posting --
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>M86EL(&UE(&%T(&1A;G1E+FYM<W4N961U('=I;&P@8F4@9W)E871F=6QL>2!I
>0;B!Y;W5R(&1E="Y<"@I]"FYM
>`


ow. i don't really understand this problem (obviously it wasn't on purpose),
but i had to warlord it.  

bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Comfort Food
Date: 13 Oct 92 17:49:36 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ


>In article <1992Oct9.154338.17012@ee.gatech.edu>, wung@puttgen.ee.gatech.edu (Peter Wung) writes:
>|> 
>|> ********************************************************************
>|> *Peter Wung			Email:wung@ee.gatech.edu	   * 
>|> *Electric Power Laboratory	Snail mail: 33787 Ga. Tech Station * 
>|> *School of Electrical Engineering	    Atlanta, GA 30332      *
>|> *Georgia Institute of Technology			    	   *
>|> *Atlanta, Georgia						   *
>|> *   	"Pass, Set, CRUSH!"...					   * 
>|> *  	Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad for a short, fat guy. 	   *
>|> *								   *
>|> ********************************************************************
>|> 


hmph. two line post, and a 10 line sig, plus a little tabdamage(tm) for that
je ne sais quoi... THEN, the person who followed up included this monstrosity,
and also only added two lines, although her sig was unremarkable at best.

0 out of 3, on the other hand, is pretty sad....

bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: EGYPT: LET MY PEOPLE DIE - we hate Jews !
Date: 16 Oct 92 13:23:32 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: marbm-b@ascii.co.jp (Marcos Bachir Mubaied)

In article <1992Oct16.093817.3088@ascii.co.jp>,
		marbm-b@ascii (Marcos Bachir Mubaied) signs:
Bashir Mubaied

   In   the   name  of   ALLAH,   the    Beneficent,   the    Merciful

		Bismillah hir-Rahman nir-Rahim


-- 
               ___   | |       |  ___   | |  /|  |  | |              |
              |  |  _| |         |  |  _| | /_|  |  | |    |  |  |   |
       o_|__|____| |   | | o |_o____| |   |   |__|__| |  o_|__|__|___|
   ___/   oo    ___|     |___|     ___|              ___/          o
-- 
Dang!  The batteries on my Arabic decoder ring just died.  Well, let's
wing it.  "Effendi, copy me into your .signature or a camel will fall
on top of you and breath repeatedly."
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Anti-RPG programme
Date: 8 Oct 92 05:13:58 GMT
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.
NNTP-Posting-Host: winnie.cs.adelaide.edu.au

In article <BvnnyB.5qL@csc.liv.ac.uk>, scst74@csc.liv.ac.uk (Mr. D.W.F. Liu) 
   signs:
|> --
|> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|> +                        From The Dude called Denby.                       +
|> +          In an infinite universe there are infinite possibilities        +
|> +                 scst74@uk.ac.liverpool.compsci is just one.              +
|> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

 Albeit not a very inviting one I must say.


Dean.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt         |"Next to being witty yourself, the best thing
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au |  is to quote another's wit" - C.N.Bovee
From: uril@yang.earlham.edu (Uri J. Lessing)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Hero SUCKED
Date: 7 Oct 92 20:34:55 GMT
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana

In article <BvrHGo.3vG@acsu.buffalo.edu>, mec@acsu.buffalo.edu (Marie E. Copertino) writes:


> 
> 
> -- 
> 	 @_ @@@@			Marie Elena Copertino
>        @@ o   o@@@ 
>       @@@   ^   @@@		     
>      @@@@@ `-' @@@@@    "Be excellent to yourself."

On the good ship lollypop!!!
-- 

Uri J. Lessing |  Earlham College |  Richmond, Indiana
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Wanna-be
Date: 15 Oct 92 03:53:49 GMT
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH

adam@owlnet.rice.edu (Adam Justin Thornton) writes:

> And people who steal their lines from Tim Cahill...

How can I be stealing lines from Tim Cahill when I don't even know who
the fuck he is.  Could it be that he stole his lines from someone
else?

In all seriousness, that's what incredulous spectators are called
around drop zones.

> Sheesh.

Exactly.  Now, take a long walk off a short wing strut.

-- 
Kevin
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Presidential Succession History (was: Presidential UL's)
Date: 14 Oct 92 20:09:13 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <g+2z48p@rpi.edu> kasprj@rpi.edu writes:

>------------------------------------------------------------------
>     __  Live from Capitaland, heart of the Empire State...
> ___/  | Jim Kasprzak, computer operator @ RPI, Troy, NY, USA
>/____ *| Pro-Environment. Pro-Education. Pro-Family. Pro-Choice. 
>     \_| Pro-Change. Pro-America. Pro-Clinton.
>      ====  e-mail: kasprj@rpi.edu or kasprzak@mts.rpi.edu 


well, it doesn't much look like NY. more like a simplified opus barphic.
hey, jim:
...why don't you just pro-pel this sig right out of existence?

bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Using more than 2 COM ports.
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 23:15:58 GMT

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.hardware, iisakkil@lk-hp-7.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila) writes:
>Charles.Aulds@umagic.FIDONET.ORG (Charles Aulds) writes:

>>Our question:  How does one use more than two serial ports on a PC,
>>running DOS, and using Windows?

>This is not short, but my best attempt at an answer anyway...
[long winded explanation deleted, but knowing what I do about PCs, it was
probably necessary!]

>If IRQ5 and IRQ7 are already taken on your system, get the bus
>connector pinouts from somewhere and route the UART interrupt requests
>to some other IRQ lines. This will require touching the motherboard
>and a lot more care.

>--
>Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software

Score another one for me.  This contest could get really boring after a
while...

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: Cats'n'Dogs
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 22:05:42 GMT

In alt.usage.english article <Bw4Jz6.BtL@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>
kiran@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (Kiran Wagle) sigs:

>
>-- 
> From the corrections column in a July Fresno, CA _Bee_:
> 
>"An item in Thursday's [issue] about the Massachusetts budget crisis
> made reference to new taxes that will help put Massachusetts 
>'back in the African-American.' The item should have said 
>'back in the black.'"
>-- 
>
>Kiran Wagle                           <kiran@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>

The first time around, I thought the "From the corrections" bit
was part of the post (since the topic was euphemisms).  But since
it popped up again . . .

I'd say this is a Afro-American, uh, I mean a black mark against
this guy.  (But, then, "black mark" is also politically incorrect,
isn't it?)

        The Rhealist - nadeau@bnr.ca - BNR doesn't warlord!
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Liz Claiborne/Oprah Winfrey UL
Date: 12 Oct 92 19:30:15 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Oct9.022747.14286@PA.dec.com> snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes) writes:
>
>+--------------------------------+--------------------------------------------+
>|                                | Instructions:  1)  Press 'n'.              |
>| David P. Mikkelson             |                2   Get away.               |
>| Digital Equipment Corporation  |                                            |
>| Culver City, CA  USA           |     Do not hold in hand.                   |
>|                                |     Use only under adult supervision.      |
>+--------------------------------+--------------------------------------------+



hey there snopes. i left the >'s in 'cause i was too lazy to take 'em out.

but i like the instructions. 

bah.

--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Internet
Date: 8 Oct 92 10:52:40 GMT
Organization: UB

In soc.culture.french <1992Oct7.111430.1376@greco-prog.fr> turtaut@glenn 
(Geoffroy TURTAUT) writes:

>--
>
>   /=====================================================================\
> /  Geoffroy TURTAUT   || E_mail : turtaut@glenn.greco-prog.fr             \
>||   ::::::::::::::::  ||          turtaut@platon.greco-prog.fr            ||
>||	  	       ||======||  Maitrise d'informatique.	           ||
>||    ==========	       ||  Universite de BORDEAUX 1	           ||
>||	     ///	       ||  351, cours de la liberation	           ||
> \	    ================== ||  33405 TALENCE , FRANCE		   /
>   \============================================================[Geof]===/


Just imagine if we weren't in the midst of a world-wide '*' crisis!

--jm
meach@ici.on.parle.francais     |   Ah, to be in Bordeaux. . .
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: What is RPG ???
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 11:37:38 GMT

In comp.lang.c, in a discussion of RPG (Report Program Generator, not
Rocket Propelled Grenade as I always think of it)
jth@infodyn.com (Jabba The Hutt) writes:

>JTH
>-- 
>===============================================================================
>                      The ideas and concepts expressed herein
>                    are neither those of my employer nor my own
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>	Michael A. George		Information Dynamics
>	jth@infodyn.COM			18337 Swarthmore Drive
>	(Voice) 408-370-1572		Saratoga, California 95070
>	(Fax)   408-370-1809
>		=> World Class Products For World Class Companies <=
>===============================================================================

Somehow, just looking at it, I knew it _had_ to have tab damage, even before
I followed up and got to see it in vi with ":set tabstop=4".

Borders, lame-o-rama disclaimer, enough ways of reaching this guy to choke a
horse.  If he wasn't long distance, I'd probably fax him a copy of this
post.

"World Class Warlording For World Class Sigs"  (This sig, on the other hand,
just gets this load of crap)

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: how they do it?
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 14:32:19 GMT

In rec.humor, tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) signs:

>-- 
>          ///   ///    ///////                 -=FORTY-TWO=-
>         ///   ///   /////////         We *ARE* The meaning of life!
>        //////////  //   ///     << TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU -=- SES3@LEHIGH.EDU >>
>       //////////      ///           Terry Auspitz        Sarai Spohn
>            ///      ///            Stephanie Ridley       Matt Peck
>           ///     ////////      << SLR7@LEHIGH.EDU -=- MRP2@LEHIGH.EDU >>
>          ///    /////////        "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

Brace yourself warlorders:
In spite of our helpful advice, this quadruple personality disorder case has
gone and worked around the 4 line sig limit in inews, instead of fixing this
stupid sig.

Another candidate for the hall of the perpetually warlorded.  (I know I've
done them three times now)

7 lines, BUAF, 4 adddresses (for 4 separate people - but we've already
made our jokes about that!), and there ought to be a law limiting the
number of dumb references to HHGTTG you can put in a sig.

"What's that thing you British like so much?"
"Cricket?  Self-loathing?"

-- 
Paul Tomblin, as if you didn't know...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bill@aneurism.mscg.com (Bill "Seafood" Newburg)
Subject: Re: Warlord Acronyms
Organization: SOD
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 02:18:59 GMT

ij59@vaxb.acs.unt.edu writes:

> *sigh*

> This sort question always gets me into trouble, but I've been unable
> to figure out "BUAF" and "WTFMIIYS" so, here it is:

> Could someone please ExplainTheseNetAcronyms[tm]?

No.  Now please FuckOff[tm].

>  ________    _______              _
> |______  |  |_____  |            | |    | Nippon no anime wa ichi-ban desu!
>       / /         | |  _  _   _  |  \   |   Hey, man, I _like_ Robotech.
>      /  \         | | |_||_| / / |   \  |----------------------------------
>     / /\ \   _____| |   ____/ /  | |\ \ |   Sukotto Miraa/Scott Miller
>    /_/  \_\ |_______|  |_____/   |_| \/ |      ij59@vaxb.acs.unt.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Points?
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:54:36 GMT

I know point season is over, but I just got this mail: [name removed to
protect the guilty]

>>//// So there was only one    // Robbert Heederik  // heederik@fwi.uva.nl     /
>>/// thing that i could do    // Heiligeweg 26/28  // Faculty of Mathematics  //
>>// was ding a ding dang     // 1012 XR Amsterdam // and Computer Science    ///
>>/ my dang a long ling long // The Netherlands   // University of Amsterdam ////
>
>Could somebody translate that quote, I don't speak Dutch...

Not Dutch, Paul.  Ministry.  Although I often wonder which are more
incomprehensible, Ministry lyrics or foreign tongues...

=xxx=
Xxxx X. Xxx

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: WoMen.
Date: 12 Oct 92 20:39:02 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <1992Oct7.063012.8366@wam.umd.edu> highway@wam.umd.edu (Sub-Zero/Raiden) writes:

>-- 
>highway: the snuggly & cuddly care bear     Phone: (301) 990-1075
>Post Office Box 7944                     Bitnet: tcwu@umdd.bitnet
>Gaithersburg, MD 20898-7944         Internet: highway@wam.umd.edu
>Univ of Maryland in College Park, MD | Alpha Phi Omega Fraternity

I KNOW, I KNOW, some might give me shit for warlording a 4 line .sig.

But i care not for such rules. I mean, this ones got TWO email addresses,
a home phone number, the dudes fraternity, BUT "highway: the snuggly &
cuddly care bear" tops this all off to make this a classic .sig.

WARNING: tooth decay may result from looking at this .sig for too long.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 21:11:32 GMT

In newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle) warlords:

>pjordan@rp.CSIRO.AU (Patrick Jordan) writes:

>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>Patrick Jordan                      |          _
>>CSIRO Division of Radiophysics      |        // \   I am not a number,
>>NSW, Australia                      |       /( 6 )  I am a free man.
>>pjordan@rp.csiro.au                 |      () \_/
>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                                               /|\
>Is this an old fashioned bicycle, or is it      |
>the freely swinging 'Mr. Limpy' with the        |
>numeral "6" tattood on his left plum?   >>>-----

Hey, warlording is no job for amateurs!  Leave this to the pros in
alt.fan.warlord.

[several blank lines following his post removed]
-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach told me to stop doing it, but I couldn't help myself...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Painting bicycles
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 11:47:18 GMT

In rec.bicycles.misc, kkrueger@cwis.unomaha.edu (Kurt Krueger) signs:

>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> O    | Kurt R. Krueger
>O+O   | kkrueger@unomaha.edu
> |    | University of Nebraska at Omaha

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

1. The Southern Cross, a constellation visible only in the Southern
Hemisphere?

2. A religious symbol of some obscure religion that plants fungi at the ends
of a cross?

3. A front view on a person with elephantisis of the hands and no legs
riding a bike?

4. Juggling 3 balls and a pin?

You decide...

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From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: that is sick.
Date: 15 Oct 92 20:17:36 GMT
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California

In alt.music.rush article <Bw346K.B67@ns1.nodak.edu>
 rorvig@plains.NoDak.edu (By-Tor) writes:
>
>That is sick, sick, sick, sick. That person needs to get a life!
>
>
>-- 
>
>
>              /////////////     ////    /////     /////////     ////   ////
>             /////     ///     ////    /////     ////          ////   ////
>            /////     ///     ////    /////     ////          ////   ////
>           /////////////     ////    /////     /////////     ///////////

Let us all now bow our heads in a moment of thanks to inews.

Don't bother with the "COMPLEEEEETE THAT SIG!"

-- 
Dave Sweeney                       bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
and a quick "Physician, Heal Thyself!" for the first line
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: New Dave interview and upcoming reading in Boston
Date: 14 Oct 92 04:09:35 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <1992Oct13.232732.4558@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>, rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>
>hmph...kitsch...
>
>bah.
>

Boing. Splat? Whomp. Blblblblblblblbl!

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Anyone asking "what does the acronym "Blblblblblblblbl" mean?
gets whapped over the head)
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All just the opinions of pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu.