From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: STAR TREKKIN'!
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 01:47:47 GMT



"Star Trekkin'" by "The Firm"

          Star Trekking, across the universe, 
          On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
          Star Trekking, across the universe, 
          Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.

     Lt. Uhura, report!

     Uhura:
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, 
          starboard bow. 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, Jim.

     Analysis, Mr. Spock!

     Spock: 
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, 
          not as we know it. 
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, Captain. 

     Uhura: 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, 
          starboard bow. 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, again. 

     Chorus: 
          Star Trekking, across the universe, 
          On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
          Star Trekking, across the universe, 
          Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse.


     Medical update, Doctor McCoy

     McCoy: 
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim.
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim, Dead.

     Spock: 
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, 
          not as we know it. 
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, Captain. 

     Uhura: 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, 
          starboard bow. 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, Jim! 

     Starship Captain, James T. Kirk

     Kirk: 
          Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill,
          shoot to kill,
          shoot to kill.
          We come in peace, shoot to kill, 
          shoot to kill, men. 

     McCoy: 
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim.
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
          Dead, Jim, Dead.

     Spock: 
          Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, 
          not as we know it. 
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, 
          not as we know it, Captain. 

     Uhura: 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          starboard bow, 
          starboard bow. 
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow, 
          scrape 'em off, Jim.

     Chorus: 
          Star Trekking, across the universe, 
          On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! 
          Star Trekking, across the universe, 
          Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse! 

     Engineer, Mister Scott

     Scotty:
          Ye canna change the laws of physics,
          laws of physics,
          laws of physics!
          Ye canna change the laws of physics,
          laws of physics yet Jim.

     Kirk:
          Oh, we come in peace, shoot to kill,
          shoot to kill,
          shoot to kill!
          We come in peace, shoot to kill,
          Scotty, beam me up!

     McCoy:
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
          Dead, Jim!
          Dead, Jim!
          You're a fucking dweeb!
          It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
	  I can't believe you read this whole thing!
          Dead, Jim, Dead!

     Spock:
          Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
          not as we know it,
          not as we know it.
 	  Get a life, netloser.
          I am carasso, not as we know it.
          It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
          not as we know it, Captain.

     Uhura:
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
          starboard bow,
          starboard bow.
          There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
          starboard bow, aaagain!

     Scotty: Ye canna change the script, Jim!  <garbled
     McCoy:  It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!

     Kirk:   Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!


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