HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jensenm@meena.cc.uregina.ca
Subject: RE: H A P P Y ! ! ! !
Date: 19 DEC 92 03:10:31 GMT
Organization: University of Regina, Regina, Sask., Canada

In reply to pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu:

Shuv it up your butt until you choke on it!

P.S. Have a NICE day!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Michael Jensen, University of Regina, Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada

JENSENM@MEENA.CC.UREGINA.CA -or- JENSENMI@MAX.CC.UREGINA.CA

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Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: paien00@DMI.USherb.CA (Nick)
Subject: It's OVER!
Organization: Ascot Boyz - ANS Reader - BB #1
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:13:56 GMT


Yes!

Finally after 4 months, it's over!

Merry Xmas everybody!!!!


-- 
						Nick
  - Ce n'est pas parce qu'une rumeur ne tient   
     pas debout... qu'elle ne peut courir !    
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: something you should know...
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: hat box
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 01:00:06 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.233714.14123@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>big daddy hat box discovers alt.good.news. film at 11. chow. etc.
>-- 
>                        PJF--->Biochem. grad student
>                              PUBLIC ENEMY #1

	I DID NOT WRITE THIS. THAT IS ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID.
							patrick finerty
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: Re: wow! : -)
Date: 14 Dec 92 16:57:09 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <101638@netnews.upenn.edu> tien58@cattell.psych.upenn.edu (Michelle Tien) writes:
>This is the best unexpected suprise that's ever befallen me!
>Yesterday I received two checks in the mail ... two paychecks from last
>year's work-study job that I never got because they had been issued after
>I left campus for the summer.
>
>Now I don't have to worry about going into debt from buying my family's
>holiday gifts!

Blow the money on beer, sod the family !
-- 
    |      Andy  Cannon      | From a Vision of Reality,        |
    | Misplaced Yorkshireman | Comes my Nemesis of Faith.       |
    |   Spider Systems Ltd   | But is Everything so Different ? |
    |  andrewc@spider.co.uk  | And Still the Moon......         |
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: api053@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Garion)
Subject: Re: a job
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 12:41:08 GMT

In article <92Dec14.0955.17909@crash.canon.co.uk> tim@crash.canon.co.uk writes:

>Tx. [how many clothes pegs do you have to buy for a free heaven ticket?]

God doesn't need you to buy *any* clothes pegs to get to Heaven.
That *is* Good News!

-+* Steve *+-
-- 
________________ Steven J D Graver - api053@uk.ac.coventry.cck _________________
As the deer pants for streams of water, so my soul pants for you, O God.
My soul thirsts for God, for the living God!
					       Psalm 42 vv1-2
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: ungur@magritte.esat.kuleuven.ac.be (Dorin Ungureanu)
Subject: Re: something you should know...
Keywords: hat box
Organization: Catholic University of Leuven, Belgium
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 17:29:06 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.233714.14123@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
|> big daddy hat box discovers alt.good.news. film at 11. chow. etc.
|> remember to logout next time patwick fuck head loser hoser. giggle.
|> bait. chuckle. chow. etc. wanker. say hi to your mom for me at
|> christmas. george sends his regards. nice pike. shame you wimped out.
|> die die die. fuckhead hoser. chow. etc. buy american.
|> 
|> -- 
|>                         PJF--->Biochem. grad student
|>                               PUBLIC ENEMY #1

You really are a jerk!!!
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: Re: a job
Date: 14 Dec 92 21:00:34 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <92Dec14.2011.19113@crash.canon.co.uk> tim@crash.canon.co.uk writes:
>api053@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Garion) writes:
>:
>|As the deer pants for streams of water, so my soul pants for you, O God.
>                                               ^^^^^^^^^^
>Are they like the pants that James Brown wears?
>
>Tx. [movin', groovin', doin' it, y'know]
                        ^^^^^^^^
not according to rich's wife.^  :-)

bah.

--
		    -just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf)
Subject: Re: Final final
Organization: /home/ludviga/cindy/.organization
Date: 19 Dec 92 20:51:34

>:       Want more good news? I am married to Jesus Christ.

Eh?  Can't help but think your sex life can't be much.


<My husband says i have been baking too many cookies.  I think he's
right.> 

-Cindy Kandolf
 cindy@solan.unit.no
 Trondheim, Norway
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: Re: Final final
Date: 19 Dec 92 07:36:52 GMT
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Originator: guckes@medusa

carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson) writes:

>	My final final was in Database, and it was horrible, but that's
>not what I'm writing about.
>	It was my final final, I graduate on Saturday. I have ended my
>four years of stress filled educational activities.
>
>	Also, I aced my Calc based Statistics final, went from a C+ to a
>B+ in Stats.
>
>	Want more good news? I am married to the most wonderful woman.
>She is a fantastic wife. Our marriage is even better than I had
>anticipated. (and I anticipated a good one) I love her more every day.
>
>	A little more than 5 years ago, I was adicted to drugs, and
>alcohol, and Jesus Christ set me free from all that. Now I'm graduating,
>and I even got the Outstanding Undergraduate of the Year award in computer
>science at UNO. I've been able to make the deans list every semester.
>
>	I have a good job, and I will be starting an even better job on
>January 4th.
>
>	Oh, and someone transfered $4000 worth of mutual funds into an
>account for me.
>
>	The best news of all is how well God has taken care of my wife
>and I.
>
>Brian D. Carlson
>carlson@unomaha.edu

Oh, my God - he's on crack again!

Print out this posting and smoke it.

-- 
Sven@jesus.no.shit | If you believe that - you'll believe anything!
Newsgroups: alt.good.news,alt.good.morning,alt.fan.don.no-soul.simmons,alt.warm.fuzzies,alt.evil
From: winterh@emunix.emich.edu (Twist)
Subject: Re: Its my birthday
Followup-To: alt.bum.cakes
Summary: Why?
Organization: Detroit Institute of Criminal Arts and Sciences
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 02:46:17 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.222108.5944@news.columbia.edu> pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang) writes:
>inner-circle@crash.canon.co.uk writes:
>>pw15@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang) writes:
>>>Sven The Magnificient writes:
>>>>tleylan@pegasus.com (Tom Leylan) writes:
>>>>>Young jmoakler@gssec.bt.co.uk (Joe Moakler) writes:
>>>>>>it is my 30th birthday today
>>>>>Time goes faster after this so enjoy it while you can.  I hit the 40 mark
>>>>>a couple of weeks ago.
>>>>Keep this crap out of a.g.n.!
>>>>Go and post to alt.happy.birthday !
>>>>Good morning!
>>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>And you keep this crap out of a.g.n.!
>>>Go and post to alt.good.morning !
>>>(The above was meant in a very sarcastic and intendedly humorous manner, so
>>>	I apologize for those who take offense)
>>
>>And YOU keep this crap out of a.g.n.!  Post it in alt.sarcasm, alt.no.offense
>>or alt.keep.this.crap.out.of.
>
>And YOU keep this crap out of a.g.n.! Post it in alt.flame.
>>
>>>Anyway, for good news, I have one exam left to go and I'm done for the semester
>>
>>Alt.suicide.finals.
>
>Not suicide. Easy one.
>
>>>Philip Wang                            E-mail at pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
>>>Alt.embarrassing.names.
>
>Nothing embarassing about it. Lot better than others I've heard. If you didn't
>know, a disproportionate number of people on this planet have my name as their
>surname. In Chinese countries, it's the equivalent of "Smith" here as far as
>common names.
>>
>
>>>"Memories persist, succubus I've kissed, my thoughts remiss, I'll lose my brain
>>> if you don't wake me" - Defenestration, "Battle Of The Hemispheres"
>>
>>Alt.fan.l.ron.hubbard.
>
>Nope. Alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy, alt.rock-n-roll.metal, alt.thrash
>>-- 
>>Dave Sweeney     
>>(alt.pot.kettle.black)
>alt.talk.about.embarassing.names
>alt.talk.about.posting.stuff.on.alt.good.news.and.not.posting.any
>
>So, my good news, my stereo just got repaired.
>
>I wonder what the response to this post will be like. I guess I'll soon find 
>out. 
>
>philip
>Philip Wang                            E-mail at pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
>"Memories persist, succubus I've kissed, my thoughts remiss, I'll lose my brain
> if you don't wake me" - Defenestration, "Battle Of The Hemispheres"

What, pray tell, does all this nonsense have to do with the great
Don "no soul" Simmons?

Please send all followups to alt.bum.cakes....

-- 
===============================================================================
         Twist      "We've got armadillos in our trousers" - This Is Spinal Tap
winterh@emunix.emich.edu    "Never trust a woman or a government" - Yellowbeard
                *Bill Of Rights  - Void where prohibited by law*
===============================================================================
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: aultj@rpi.edu (Jim Ault)
Subject: Re: A Job
Followup-To: soc.religion.christian
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 20:41:59 GMT

In article <RSHOLMES.92Dec11080655@rodan.syr.EDU> rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:

   >	Maybe it's because I'm a Christian, and my God supplies all my
   >needs. Maybe the doom and gloomers are without hope because they don't
   >know enough to trust in God.

   In my area, 3 weeks before Christmas, GM has closed a major plant
   putting 1600 people out of work. I guess none of them were Christians.

   And a local department store chain is going out of business, closing
   the last downtown department store and putting I don't know how many
   people on the unemployment rolls. Gee, I *told* them they should hire
   a Christian or two so that wouldn't happen.

   There must be one on the staff of the University here, though, because
   even though I'm an agnostic I have a nice job with good pay.

I am willing to admit that good things happen to Christians and
non-Christians alike.  I also will admit that bad things happen to
Christians and non-Christians alike.  I contend that Christians are
better-off than non-Christians in most cases, first because they know
from Whom all good things come, and second because they have the peace
that passes all understanding when bad things come, and have better
means of handling them when they do.

Also, a case can made that the reason people are blessed with good
things is because they are following God's principles.  I know many
people who don't believe in God that receive blessings because they
are following some of His principles.

Keep on thanking and praising Him, Brian, it is the right thing to do.
We can give thanks to God in good times and bad, because of what Jesus
has done for us.

Followups to soc.religion.christian.

--
Jim Ault, ITS Systems Programmer, aultj@rpi.edu    <><

Oh Lord, open my lips, and my mouth shall show forth Your praise. -Psalm 51:15
Xref: sparky alt.good.news:1120 alt.tasteless:13991 misc.test:14199 rec.food.drink:3722
From: jerry@cs.mcgill.ca (Gerald (Jerry) KUCH)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news,alt.tasteless,misc.test,rec.food.drink
Subject: Re: Oh Joy Oh Happiness Oh Wound!!!!
Date: 14 Dec 92 02:16:38 GMT
Organization: SOCS - McGill University, Montreal, Canada

In article <1992Dec10.142237.11062@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>tim@crash.canon.co.uk writes:
>
>> jerry@cs.mcgill.ca (Gerald (Jerry) KUCH) writes:
>> :
>> |Every now and then, since the summer of 1982, I've had this little problem
>> |with my feet.  Occasionally, the skin grows extremely dry---So dry that it
>> |becomes hard and brittle and cracks in long, sharp-edged fissures.  These
>> |cracks eventually lengthen and join, until huge pieces of skin, so dry as
>> |to be as hard as plastic break free, causing considerable pain.  Pus oozes
>> |liberally from The Wound... 
>
>> I fail to see how this is good news. For it to be good news, you would
>> have to spice it up a bit and tell what you did with your discarded
>> foot-skin and foot-pus. The last time I succumbed to some scaberous
>> foor ailment, I kept all my discarded skin in a bag and collected the
>> pus in a bowl. Hey presto! Savory chips and a dip with which to feed
>> the poor and homeless.
>
>> Tx. [no that *is* good news]
>> -- 
>> Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
>
>Good one, Tim!  However, for this to be really appropriate, you should
>have cross-posted to rec.food.cannibalism like I have done with this
>followup.

Funny you guys should mention this... have I told you my best pus story of
all time?  The stuff that came from the big cyst in my earlobe?  Now THAT
was cool!  I'll post it when I have a bit more energy.


-- 
 Jerry Kuch (jerry@cs.mcgill.ca) | Wishing I were an emaciated chihuahua. 
 "I was wrong to play God.  Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with.
  Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet."
                  --- M. Burns  "Treehouse of Horror II"
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: tleylan@pegasus.com (Tom Leylan)
Subject: Re: Its my birthday
Organization: Pegasus,  Honolulu
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 92 20:25:10 GMT

Young jmoakler@gssec.bt.co.uk (Joe Moakler) writes:

>it is my 30th birthday today

Time goes faster after this so enjoy it while you can.  I hit the 40 mark
a couple of weeks ago.

tom

Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: bgoldfar@ns.encore.com (Bob Goldfarb)
Subject: Re: something you should know...
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 16:27:12 GMT
Keywords: hat box

Let the flame wars begin.

-- 
   Bob Goldfarb   		  |   UMAX Development
   [bgoldfarb@encore.com]         |   ENCORE COMPUTER CORP.
   (305)587-2900 x3861		  |   Plantation, Florida
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: Re: the news for the day
Date: 11 Dec 92 17:38:35 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

mcameron@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (melissa joan cameron) writes:
:
|[...] and got a
|full-night's sleep!!!

No sex!? I fail to see how this is good news.

Tx. [can't do nuttin' for ya maam]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: something you should know...
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: hat box
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 00:49:33 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.233714.14123@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>big daddy hat box discovers alt.good.news. film at 11. chow. etc.
>-- 
>                        PJF--->Biochem. grad student
>                              PUBLIC ENEMY #1

	I DID NOT WRITE THIS. THAT IS ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID.
							patrick finerty
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: alt.good.news,talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: a job
Followup-To: misc.test,rec.pets,talk.bizarre,alt.good.news
X-Sadomasochistic-Thing: poke out your eyes while having sex with your cat.
Summary: i have enough condoms to last a day
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: fun and lots of it
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 20:45:53 GMT
Expires: never, fuck off

In article <1992Dec11.111546.12733@waikato.ac.nz> darren@waikato.ac.nz writes:
>In article <Bz21oA.EAL@cck.coventry.ac.uk>, api053@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Garion) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec10.034644.8623@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Mason.L.Allen@dartmouth.edu (Mason L. Allen) writes:
>>>if your a Good Christian and He looks out for you, why are you stuck in
>>>the University of Omaha?  
>>>just checking.
>>>
>>>mason (hedonist pagan)
>> 
>> God will send His chosen ones out to the farthest reaches....
>> Isn't that good news! (No question mark since the statement is rhetorical)
>> 
>That *is* God news! :-)
>> 

	i already have my free ticket to heaven. it says something about
instructions  but i always try to figure these things out myself.
hmmm? i wonder if going to heaven is an 'E' ride?
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
Subject: Re: It's OVER!
Reply-To: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk
Distribution: world
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.20 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 14:35:23 +0000

In article <Bz9Br9.MBG@DMI.USherb.CA> paien00@DMI.USherb.CA (Nick) writes:
>Yes!
>
>Finally after 4 months, it's over!
>
>Merry Xmas everybody!!!!

I've got some bad news for you ... you typed the wrong date into 'cron'.

N.
Newsgroups: alt.good.news,alt.good.morning,misc.test,alt.fan.don.no-soul.simmons,alt.warm.fuzzies,alt.evil
From: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Subject: Re: Its my birthday
Keywords: *plonk*
Reply-To: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:21:08 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.215210.25218@sj.nec.com> inner-circle@crash.canon.co.uk writes:
>pw15@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang) writes:
>>Sven The Magnificient writes:
>>>tleylan@pegasus.com (Tom Leylan) writes:
>>>>Young jmoakler@gssec.bt.co.uk (Joe Moakler) writes:
>>>>>it is my 30th birthday today
>>>>Time goes faster after this so enjoy it while you can.  I hit the 40 mark
>>>>a couple of weeks ago.
>>>Keep this crap out of a.g.n.!
>>>Go and post to alt.happy.birthday !
>>>Good morning!
>>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>And you keep this crap out of a.g.n.!
>>Go and post to alt.good.morning !
>>(The above was meant in a very sarcastic and intendedly humorous manner, so
>>	I apologize for those who take offense)
>
>And YOU keep this crap out of a.g.n.!  Post it in alt.sarcasm, alt.no.offense
>or alt.keep.this.crap.out.of.

And YOU keep this crap out of a.g.n.! Post it in alt.flame.
>
>>Anyway, for good news, I have one exam left to go and I'm done for the semester
>
>Alt.suicide.finals.

Not suicide. Easy one.

>>Philip Wang                            E-mail at pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
>>Alt.embarrassing.names.

Nothing embarassing about it. Lot better than others I've heard. If you didn't
know, a disproportionate number of people on this planet have my name as their
surname. In Chinese countries, it's the equivalent of "Smith" here as far as
common names.
>

>>"Memories persist, succubus I've kissed, my thoughts remiss, I'll lose my brain
>> if you don't wake me" - Defenestration, "Battle Of The Hemispheres"
>
>Alt.fan.l.ron.hubbard.

Nope. Alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy, alt.rock-n-roll.metal, alt.thrash
>-- 
>Dave Sweeney     
>(alt.pot.kettle.black)
alt.talk.about.embarassing.names
alt.talk.about.posting.stuff.on.alt.good.news.and.not.posting.any

So, my good news, my stereo just got repaired.

I wonder what the response to this post will be like. I guess I'll soon find 
out. 

philip



Philip Wang                            E-mail at pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
"Memories persist, succubus I've kissed, my thoughts remiss, I'll lose my brain
 if you don't wake me" - Defenestration, "Battle Of The Hemispheres"
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: It's OVER!
In-reply-to: paien00@DMI.USherb.CA's message of Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:13:56 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 23:47:38 EST

In article <Bz9Br9.MBG@DMI.USherb.CA> paien00@DMI.USherb.CA (Nick) writes:

>Yes!
>
>Finally after 4 months, it's over!

Wow... that *is* a long time to be constipated.

--
- Rich Holmes
"Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of
accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave
like this." -- Douglas Adams
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Subject: Re: Its my birthday
Originator: guckes@medusa
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 07:44:30 GMT

tleylan@pegasus.com (Tom Leylan) writes:

>Young jmoakler@gssec.bt.co.uk (Joe Moakler) writes:
>
>>it is my 30th birthday today
>
>Time goes faster after this so enjoy it while you can.  I hit the 40 mark
>a couple of weeks ago.

Keep this crap out of a.g.n.!
Go and post to alt.happy.birthday !

Good morning!

-- 
Sven@good.news.sheesh | "I've read good.news todays, oh, boy!"
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: Re: a job
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:11:13 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

api053@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Garion) writes:
:
|As the deer pants for streams of water, so my soul pants for you, O God.
                                               ^^^^^^^^^^
Are they like the pants that James Brown wears?

Tx. [movin', groovin', doin' it, y'know]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
Subject: Re: How can teen make money
Reply-To: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 18:22:55 GMT

Well, despite the fact that "America's Technology Store" sometimes
has products that break often and are sometimes poorly soldered or
just engineered poorly, there are some people there that know what
they're doing. However, this is a minority of workers. 
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
Subject: Re: How can teen make money
Reply-To: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 04:57:32 GMT

Okay, sorry for making it sound that whoever started this string 
should give up. I didn't mean that. What I meant was that it's
very difficult for a teen to get a job doing something like working
at a computer store. Not to say that it's not possible, but I tried
for so long, and even though I could get an interview, the guy just
didn't want to hire a kid. I'm sure it wasn't my qualifications, 
because anybody more qualified than me would probably be working at
a software company, not a retail store. I talked to the manager, too.

-Scott
From: roy@panix.com (Roy Radow)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: joke
Date: 21 Dec 92 01:40:40 GMT
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix, NYC

Part 1

Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?

A: With a blue elephant gun. 

Part 2

Q: How do you kill a pink elephant?

A: (Not so fast wise guy, see below.)







A: You squeeze his balls, until he turns blue...

   then you shoot him with a blue elephant gun!  :-)


Roy

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