From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Part Two of "Dryads' Dailiness"
Keywords: Nymphette
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 07:03:17 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.013536.20431@pony.Ingres.COM> jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:
>In article <1992Aug29.023921.7466@informix.com> bradl@informix.com (Brad Levy) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug28.201217.17133@tessi.com> george@tessi.com (George Mitchell) writes:
>>>jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) bemoans her fate:
>>>>  ---> Well, there goes my last chance at innocence! 8^)
>>>
>>>What better place than a.r.c, what better group of people, could
>>>you have chosen for this momentous event!
>
>   You mean, I don't have a *choice*?? Hmmm... (Judi thinks for a minute
>   about the implications of her innocence going south on ARC, letting
>   her thoughts linger on the images of ripmeister and others like him,
>   realizing that she is now quite incomfortable sitting with her legs
>   crossed.  oooooohhh, it's definitely getting warmer in here...)

Excuse me.  I hate to interupt your little fantasy here, but I just
wanted you to know that there is *no one* else like me!  If LF were
here he would tell you that when they made me, they broke the mold,
and the guy's nose who made the mold!  Also, I don't think I would
have *any* trouble helping you lose your innocence... ;-)

>
>>I have checked my dictionary, and it defines dryad as, basically, a
>>nymph of the woods.  So asserting the title of Official Dryad of ARC,
>>one automatically accepts the label of Nymph.
>
>  Oh, yeah??  Well, there's still a *BIG* difference between "nymph"
>  and "nympho" there, Brad.  Although it's true that rip has absolutely
>  no success in distinguishing between the two (for obvious reasons),

'obvious reasons'?  I *told* you not to listen to Mary!

>  that doesn't mean the difference doesn't exist!  Not all of the dryads
>  are sex-crazed forest tarts, as he would have us believe.  (Sorry about
>  that, rip, but the truth often hurts 8^) ...)

ouch... (did I tell you I like pain?)

>>(Random House) defines a nymph as one of a class of lesser deities of
>>mythology, conceived of as beautiful maidens inhabiting the waters,
>>woods, mountains, etc, or a beautiful young woman, or (one we don't need
>>to apply) the young of an insect that undergoes complete metamorphosis.
>
>  Anyone like Jason the Hood who cracks a comment about the insect part
>  invites death.  Thank you, Brad, for your kindest words! *hughug* 8^)

Yeah, a young woman living all alone out in the woods, mountains,
etc... with no men around.  Now, you tell *me* if that wouldn't make
you sex crazed!  *evil grin*

>>Given these definitions, nymphette would not be proper (unless perhaps
>>she was a baby or very tiny nymph.  My eyes don't see very clearly through
>>coax, but I don't think Judi is likely to be that tiny.)
>
>  More warnings... you know who you are.

Hey!  What ever I may be, I am *not* a paedophile! (well, not much of
one anyway...) :-)

>Nowhere is a loss of innocence directly implied by the title of nymph
>>(or subsequently, dryad), however.  So Judi doesn't have to give up her
>>innocence unless she wants to.  (And being a minor deity, she could
>>probably make anyone she involved in such an act forget that it occurred,
>>and remember nothing but her incredible beauty...) ;-)
>
>  So tell me, Brad... you _are_ coming to CaliChat, are you not?? *giggle*

Yeah, and so am *I*!  Brewhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>I would think a dryad might have schizophrenic feelings about the
>>RFA though - such nice romance, but one has to make sure that the
>>only wood burned in the fireplace came from trees that had already
>>died of natural causes and lost their souls.  Maybe inspiring new
>>souls in the process of burning, though. Thus completing the cycle of life.
>
>  "Died of natural causes and lost their souls."  Oh... you mean they
>  were once Christmas trees from rip's office.  Well, that explains it.

Again I say, "Excuse Me?!"  I wish you would explain what that
explains... (Mary!  I'm gonna *get* you for this!!)  Besides, I
prefer they be called Chanukah bushes, not Christmas trees...

>>- brad (the cuddle-puppy - there, does that make me the first canine a.r
>>        member? my system denies the existance of a.r.c, so I have to
>>        settle for a.r)
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>>|   are of course mine, and not those of my employer.                   |
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>
>  So be it!!  I vote for Brad to be The Official Cuddle-Puppy of ARC.
>  (And he can jump on up into the top of my redwood and lick my face
>   anytime, you little cutie!! 8^)  woof woof!)

Most dogs don't climb trees, butt in this case, I might be able to
give him enough incentive... :-)


ripomaniac