HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Jack Nutting
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)
Date: 6 Oct 1992 16:24:24 GMT
Distribution: world
Reply-To: nuttingj@mathcs.carleton.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: bbn.com

/mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
/genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
/>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
/>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
/>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
/>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
/>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
/>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
/>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
/>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
/>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
/>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
/>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
/>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
/>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
/>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
/>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
/>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
/>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
/>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
/>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
/>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
/>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
/>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
/>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
/>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
/>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
/>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
/Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
Babe Winkleman's crotch was nearly maimed.
--
Jack Nutting, Guy
nuttingj@mathcs.carleton.edu

Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: jkragh@Data-IO.COM (Jim Kragh)
Subject: Apologies to Dave Barry
Organization: Data I/O Corporation
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 22:02:17 GMT

>Newsgroups: alt.slack
>Path: pilchuck!uw-coco!uw-beaver!news.u.washington.edu!usenet.coe.montana.edu!rpi!usc!sdd.hp.com!nigel.msen.com!yale.edu!spool.mu.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!destroyer!terminator!ajd
OB>From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
>Subject: Re: Slackful Installation Procedure
>Message-ID: <1992Oct3.071227.5348@terminator.cc.umich.edu>
>Sender: news@terminator.cc.umich.edu (Usenet Owner)
>Organization: finchhaus
>References: <1992Oct2.193958.9464@data-io.com>
>Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 07:12:27 GMT
>Lines: 15

>In article <1992Oct2.193958.9464@data-io.com> jkragh@Data-IO.COM (Jim Kragh) writes:
>>(gratuitously lifted from unknown source)
>>
>[article deleted]

>Apparently the author's name (DAVE BARRY) had been vigorously 
>scrubbed out from the cover of the book (DAVE BARRY'S GREATEST HITS),
>as well as from the top of every other page, because we are certain
>that Jim Kragh would not want to lose slack by exposing himself as
>willfully ignorant of such things as copyright law.

 Actually, Dave would be thrilled to know it's been copied ad infinitum
and distributed on those blurry tenth-generation copies that always seem
to make it into the sagging in-baskets of corporate Amerika(tm). Many 
thanks but the slack has been removed upstream from this one. Dave's name 
was well scrubbed on my copy, as you stated, or kill me!  

>that Jim Kragh would not want to lose slack by exposing himself as 
>willfully ignorant of such things as copyright law.
 
Exposing myself, now there's an idea!

>AjD
>by the way, the article
>is titled "read this first"
>and starts on page 100

 Nice to know where it all comes from...
 
 Thanks, "I'll buy the book" 
 20$ to Dave Barry $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Fun with Mormons
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 02:54:40 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <c3+pk=d.despair@netcom.com> despair@netcom.com writes:

% Did you know Mormons assume the role of dead relatives for posthumous baptisms?
% That Jesus had a layover in South America after the crucifixion?  That Mormons
% wear special _holy undergarments_?  These oddities and much more await you at
% Cacophony's infiltration of the Los Angeles Mormon Visitors' Center.  See
% lifelike dioramas of the Messiah and the Mayans, 3-D talking projections of
% Mormon Fathers, and of course prerecorded testimonies of everybody's favorite
% Mormon, Marie Osmond.  Lucky participants will receive a free book of Mormon!
% 
% 10777 Santa Monica Blvd, meet outside the lobby Sat, Oct 10, 2pm.
% -- 
% Scott Hanson		This has been a recording.
% despair@netcom.com

	yes i do. thank you. please come back later after we have restocked the 
neurons in you size. extra small is sometimes hard to find.

p.s. i'm no mo so piss off ahead of time.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
Organization: Freshman, MCS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat,  3 Oct 1992 23:35:38 -0400 
From: Nathan Lee Segerlind <ns2k+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: pinkness


    And Lo, for when "BoB" had Excremeditated for 40 days and 40 nights
after a frop binge with the Ass-Kicking, Take No Shit, Wham-Bam-Thank
you, Ma'am, Fighting Jesus and the Vishnu of Vengeance, a vision
appeared unto him.  It was that of a man, but it was not.  It was less
than a man, for it was pink of flesh and of soul and its pstench sadly
lacked slack.  The wretched omen spoke unto "BoB" and said:
        Look upon me well, for my kind shall attempt to infiltrate the
One True Church in search of coolness we cannot find in our Skinny Puppy
CD's,  flannel shirts or other false counter-culture attempts. Nay,
although to some these may bring slack, our desire for coolness shall
destroy any slack and drive us to your pastures. We  may destroy the
Church for the pink cannot understand your way.  All is not lost, for
you can psmell us and your followers shall know us for this:  WE SHALL
CALL THEM PINK.  Nodody loathes pinkness as we do:  A subgenius laughs
at and pities the pink, but we shall curse them, hence we shall be known.

    When this vision of pity was done, "BoB" offered to teach him the
slackful ways and offered him some frop.  However, the Pink One
disappeared before "BoB" could partake of the herb.  Said "BoB" of this:
     "Frop does strange things to a man.  JHVH-1 be praised and kill me."

*****************************************************************************

REGARDING THE AUTHENTICITY OF THE ABOVE 

    I can make no claims to the authenticity of the above work, it was
related to me by a very friendly, fat, sweaty man with a rather large
belt buckle.  He seemed trustworthy in the matters of Divine Truth. 
However, since the time I learned this tale, some more progressive (as
they call themselves) Church (tm) scholars have told me that they
believe the event never occurred and was concocted by early Church (tm)
hierarchy (perhaps Stang or Naked) as a parable to instruct their flock.
 Literalists maintain that it happened as detailed in the story and
celebrate a 40 day Excremeditation called Ramajohn annually to
commemorate "BoB's" vision.  Needless to say,  both schools are truly
pink for "BoB" never wrote these things down, let alone analyze them... 
Maybe I am... After all, I posted their debate... Or is that just an
expression of slack, posting these messages rather than working?  Is the
story true?  IS THERE A WAY TO DETECT PINKNESS SORT OF "BOB'S"
INTERVENTION?


Nathan Segerlind
Saint of Self-Abuse
From: Scott Abfalter <thx1138@angus.mi.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Potatoe and Bob
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 11:02:41 EDT
Reply-To: thx1138@angus.mi.org
Organization: North Star BBS


Bob, recently hosting a high school spelling bee, corrected a student
who spelled potato P-O-T-A-T-O and conferred the correct spelling: 
 S-P-U-D 

THX

--
Scott Abfalter (thx1138@angus.mi.org)
North Star BBS, Royal Oak, MI --------------------------------------------+-
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Slackful Installation Procedure
Organization: finchhaus
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 07:12:27 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.193958.9464@data-io.com> jkragh@Data-IO.COM (Jim Kragh) writes:
>(gratuitously lifted from unknown source)
>
[article deleted]

Apparently the author's name (DAVE BARRY) had been vigorously 
scrubbed out from the cover of the book (DAVE BARRY'S GREATEST HITS),
as well as from the top of every other page, because we are certain
that Jim Kragh would not want to lose slack by exposing himself as
willfully ignorant of such things as copyright law.

AjD
by the way, the article
is titled "read this first"
and starts on page 100
From: el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent)
Subject: Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:12:32 GMT
Keywords: cascade in subject line

mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
-- 
Eu-Ming Lee (aka CyberGeek)                      el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
"Nobody told me there'd be .sigs like these."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-&{&gp% +/)@ooooooo
NO CARRIER
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: "Jehovah" TRIBE OF SPACE CANNIBALS
Date: 3 Oct 92 21:35:13 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <mcirvin.718131926@husc8>, mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>
>>Whatever you do, DON'T add a new paragraph about how God was really Snuggles
>>The Fabric Softener Bear.
>>					-- K.
>
>Say it isn't so!  Was Earth actually his "greatest softness creation EVER"???

Come with us now, into the dark and shadowy world, of . . .

Snuggles, the Mad Scientist!

"Ah ha!" shrieks Snuggles, into the fog-shrouded laboratory, which
was, of course, filled with tesla coils, jacob's ladders, machines
that go "Ping!", and hundreds of thousands of washers and dryers.
"At last! The secret! I can bring clothes to LIFE! The world shall
be MINE! Ha ha HAAA!"

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Kibology removed from newsgroups line 'cause it doesn't exist
here)
-- 
"Am I a drunken loon? Whoo! Whoo!"        | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
     -- David Letterman                   |  [Not a UCSD employee]
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: jbpn1@cl.cam.ac.uk (J.B.P. Naylon)
Subject: ntp = tool of Con
Keywords: ntp, =, tool, of, Con
Reply-To: jbpn1@cl.cam.ac.uk (J.B.P. Naylon)
Organization: Slack International
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 10:22:17 GMT

how can you exercise time control, when ntp keeps setting your system
clock by some conspiracy-owned machine?  i'd really like to know, skum!

kill ntpd now.

and signatures are stupid too.
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: rob@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Rob Chauncey)
Subject: Thought on Early Slackers
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
Distribution: alt.slack
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 23:56:01 GMT
X-Posted-From: occs.cs.oberlin.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Hey, wasn't Patrick Henry a SubGenius?  He's been misquoted all these
years as saying "Give me Liberty or give me Death", but he actually
said "Lemme slack, or kill me."  I think it's those PINK guys,
changing history for THEIR benefit.  There is a SECRET FORMULA for
avoiding the MIND CONTROL, and me and other people of science are
Slacking over it day and night.  Send me $15.-, plus $5 insurance
charge (you see, I am sticking my neck out here...If the MEN IN PINK
find out what I am doing).  I will tantalize you with one hint,
tho'...It involves TIN FOIL and UNDERSHORTS.

Give me BoB, or...

--
+---------------------------------------+
|Rob Chauncey - - - - - - - - - - - - - |
|rob@occs.cs.oberlin.edu- - - - - - - - |
+---------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: "Jehovah" TRIBE OF SPACE CANNIBALS
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 04:27:32 GMT

In article <38952@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins) writes:
>In article <mcirvin.718131926@husc8>, mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>>kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>>
>>>Whatever you do, DON'T add a new paragraph about how God was really Snuggles
>>>The Fabric Softener Bear.
>>
>>Say it isn't so!  Was Earth actually his "greatest softness creation EVER"???
>
>"Ah ha!" shrieks Snuggles, into the fog-shrouded laboratory, which
>was, of course, filled with tesla coils, jacob's ladders, machines

you forgot the ping-pong ball hovering over an air jet on a string.

>that go "Ping!", and hundreds of thousands of washers and dryers.
>"At last! The secret! I can bring clothes to LIFE! The world shall
>be MINE! Ha ha HAAA!"
>
> -Paul "Monty" Ashley
>   (Kibology removed from newsgroups line 'cause it doesn't exist here)

Tell your admin that I'm MAD.  I'm MAD, and I'm SNUGGLES!

							-- K.

Xref: sparky alt.slack:2482 alt.religion.kibology:4114
From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony "SCHWAibo" Hobbs)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: "Jehovah" TRIBE OF SPACE CANNIBALS
Date: 4 Oct 1992 08:50:38 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council (Public Access), Wgtn, Nz
Reply-To: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

In article <BvJ70L.922@world.std.com>, kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>[talk.rumors]
>In article <1992Sep29.190856.1426@cnsvax.uwec.edu> mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>>          
>>               The "god" of the Old Testament was actually a TRIBE OF 
>>          RENEGADE SPACE CANNIBALS, with a leader named "Yahweh", who 
>>          was the commander of a UFO SPACECRAFT ("pillar of fire", 
>>          "pillar of cloud", etc.), and a GENETICIST who CLONED Adam 
>>          and Eve FROM HIMSELF and put them on this planet which was 
>>          ALREADY INHABITED at that time.  And the "first born sons" of 
>>          the Israelites became ROAST DINNER for the "JehovahS". 
>>
>> [...]
>>               UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this 
>>          IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED. 
>
>Remember, *un*-altered distribution is ENCOURAGED.  HINT, HINT, HINT.
>Whatever you do, DON'T add a new paragraph about how God was really Snuggles
>The Fabric Softener Bear.
>					-- K.

What do you mean? She was! Still is, in fact. I should know, she speaks through
me! Yes INDEED, and she wants ME to tell YOU that she and her TRIBE of MUTANT
SPACE CANNIBALS who like listening to THE VILLAGE PEOPLE are COMING BACK for
SECONDS!!! Starting with all those who use NON-KOSHER FABRIC SOFTENER!

To avoid this gruesome fate, you must donate ALL YOUR LIFE SAVINGS to:
	The First Holy Reformed Church of Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear
	Male Toilets
	Third Floor, Von Zedlitz Building
	Victoria University of Wellington
 	New Zealand

				- Archbishop SCHWA.
--
Anthony Hobbs    	SCHWAibo	    hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
OverPope, First Holy Reformed Church of Snack Food - Kate Bush Is Goddess
	     "Old man, what the hell you gonna kill next?"
DISCLAIMER: I am not Romanian and was not head of the Securitate for 15 years.
From: houk@athena.cs.uga.edu (Bishop Calvin Mac Daddy)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: MOOT NEWS FOR MODERN MAN #1
Date: 3 Oct 92 20:50:46 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens


AVAILABLE NOW!!!


                --------------------------------
             <<<>>> MOOT NEWS FOR MODERN MAN <<<>>>
                --------------------------------



This archive is a collection of honest to goodness righteous ramblings
found on alt.slack (and a few other newsgroups...well, one other one),
as well as files that were ftp'd from somewhere. I forget the exact
place, but who cares - you've got them here now.

The archive period lasted from July to September 1992. This took a lot
of wading through incoherent babbles from pinks, bobbies, dweebs,
Illuminati, net-personalities, net-personality wannabes, rednecks,
and cyberpunk tech-heads. We at the Ninth Church of the Pop Loser have
made sure that nothing contained here-in sucks.

All material should be considered copyrighted by the respective
individual authors. All documents from the 9CotPL are anti-copyrighted.

The archives for Moot News For Modern Man are kept with me. Email to the
address below for archive information. If you know of a place where we
can upload MNfMM, let us know.

To unpack this archive, type:

ar xv <whatever-the-hell-you-named-this-file>

In this archive:
----------------
angst - Righteous rant on alt.angst
bronner - Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Oil Soap Labels
end - End Times Pamphlet
holy-temple - Holy Temple of Mass Consumption News #9
intro - Church of the SubGenius online pamphlet
letter - Letter from "Bob" to a radio-station
mavrides - The definitive Pro-Mavrides Rant-Song
mutant - Mutant League Pamphlet
perot - H. Ross Perot drops out of race
rant - Primo rant railing on the world
scient - Quotes from the Scientologists' Flag Land Base
slacktest - How much slack do you have?
s.i.p - How to install slack
MOOTNEWS.readme - This document

Hope to serve y'all well...

-- 
** Bishop Calvin Mac Daddy || houk@athena.cs.uga.edu **
**           Ninth Church of the Pop Loser           **
               << Not a velocity girl >>
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo
From: feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Subject: Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)
Keywords: cascade in subject line
Reply-To: a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 02:46:54 GMT

espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
} el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
} >mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
} >>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
} >>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
} >>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
} >>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
} >>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
} >>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
} >>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
} >>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
} >>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
} >>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
} >>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
} >>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
} >>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
} >>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
} >Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
} All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
See melting H Ross in the rain

-- 
  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
 a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters

   The opinions expressed above are those of the author and not CCSO
From: Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: I have too much slack
Date: 26 Sep 92 08:07:42 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

I have so much slack, I'm literally GIVING it away!

(Only $19.95, plus $0.05 slack tax)

Why you ask?  Oh how little you know.. well, because I have invented the
greatest, most slackful superhero in the history of this planet.

His name is N-Man.  And after a brief stint in rec.humor, he's coming here, to
enhance your slackiness, to drain the pink around your eyes away, and to CON
you into buying all sorts of high-quality N-Man merchandise.

N-Man: The superhero for the rest of us!

Coming soon.. to alt.slack!


--
Jeremy_Reimer@ |"Anti-ninjas were the most feared assassins in the world.
mindlink.bc.ca | Instead of appearing out of thin air, throwing metal stars
---------------| and messing around with bo staffs and numchuks they simply
aka THE JAGUAR!| shot people and then drove everyone mad with pointless
---------------| conspiracy theories for years afterwards."
Stealth Sig#42 |  --From "N-Man #3"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: rob@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Rob Chauncey)
Subject: Re: I have too much slack
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
	<z2+p90b.despair@netcom.com>
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 23:47:03 GMT
X-Posted-From: occs.cs.oberlin.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu


In article <z2+p90b.despair@netcom.com> despair@netcom.com (Scott Hanson) writes:
>In article <plonk> djd33237@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (anon) writes:
>>Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) writes:

>>>I have so much slack, I'm literally GIVING it away!

>>Wrong!

>By admitting that you have slack at all causes you too loose it. So therefore
>>you have none to give away.

>   Throwing away an 'o' causes one to lose slack.
>   Scott Hanson		This has been a recording.
>   despair@netcom.com

Oh, ho! but having yourself referred to as despair loses slack, too -
how can you concentrate on Slackfullness when you have all that
despair on your mind...


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From: tdang@keeper.East.Sun.COM (Thai Dang - Sun USOPS WSU Manufacturing Engineering)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: [Test]  Testing only
Date: 28 Sep 92 14:07:39 GMT
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