HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kschnitz@encore.com (kevin schnitzius)
Subject: real value of cascades
Keywords: kill them
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 01:08:59 GMT

I went through dozens of groups looking for cascades today.

I LOVE killfiles.

NN has such wonderful killfile features.

I have a special key defined just for people who post
to cascades.

--
Kevin Schnitzius
kschnitzius@encore.com

To bad that special key doesn't launch missiles.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Joe Keane in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Another sign of the Apocalypse
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:13:52 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: kontos@clipper.ingr.com's message of 13 Apr 92 00:11:40 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.001140.1761@clipper.ingr.com> kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:
>		     S P A M     L I T E

    I might add that he ddidn't make this up, and that I was going to
post about it today too.  We saw an ad on TV for it.

    Geez.  Spam Lite.  For three days I've been going around saying
`Spam Lite.  Christ.  Why didn't *I* think of that?''

     When some think-tank at Hormel can out-think me, maybe it's time to
throw in the ol' towel.
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MORE MENSA FOOLISHNESS
Date: 12 Apr 92 22:38:41 GMT
Article-I.D.: miracle.12Apr92173841
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
>in rec.org.mensa,
>sue@netcom.com (Sue Miller) once again illustrates why she brought 
>kneepads with her the day she had to take the Mensa test:
>
>>Yes, it is sometimes fun to do that.  But, sometimes they are so pompus that
>>they don't even get it that they're the buts of the plonking.
>
>
>RICHH
>--no ifs ands or butts, plonking is pompus!
>
>*plotz*

*pompus*
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From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: SCUM!!!  ALL OF YOU!!!
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 17:03:25 EDT
Organization: Lemming's House O' Unintelligible Vocals
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.org.mensa

In article <RFS.92Apr7184840@kepler.unh.edu> rfs@uunet.uu.net (Robert F Spence) writes:
>
>In article <9204071814.AA24726@noc2.dccs.upenn.edu> mjd@SAUL.CIS.UPENN.EDU really means:
>
>> Myself are all dickheads!!! 
>> All of Myself!!!
>> First off, I'm sick of all Myself assholes impersonating me!!  Everyone
>> who posts something under my name can go gomerize their grandmother's hamster!!
>> FUCK MYSELF ALL!!!  Then there's so much other stupidity in this group
>> that it turns my colostomy-bag!  It turns ELVIS' colostomy-bag!!!  All of Myself are
>> dicks!!  I'm sick of Myself!!  Myself can all just go to hell!!!!!
>> Fuck off(tm).
>
>M-x replace-string you myself
>M-x replace-string stomach colostomy-bag
>
>############################### Robert F Spence ## Evil Preist for Hire
>--

Hi, Robert!  Pleased ta meetcha.  As talk dot bizarre's Official
Greeter [tm], I'd like to extend a hearty handshake of friendship on
behalf of all the regulars here.  We sincerely hope you'll have a 
pleasant stay in our little newsgroup.  Oh, by the way, here's
your hot towel and bottle of Casa Lupita tequila.  Enjoy.

I'd just like to compliment you on an extremely promising first post.
Slavish imitation of CARASSO is always a good idea.  We especially
admire the simple, spare, yet hauntingly evocative substitution of
"colostomy bag" for "stomach".  The element that unifies your entire
post into a superlatively bizarre whole, though, is your .sig.
It's concise, to the point, and the misspelling of "Priest" adds
a subtle grace note of intense stupidity.

If it's not too presumptuous of me, I'd like to offer a few suggestions
for future posts that will help you continue your meteoric rise to
a position in the pantheon of talk.bizarre legends:

    o Pick a post at random (preferably a long one) and quote it in
      your followup, adding only the line "Been there, done that."

    o Use the ucbvax mail->news gateway to forge a posting from Mark-
      Jason Dominus.

    o Contribute to a cascade, any cascade.  Cascades are the ultimate,
      the nirvana, the absolute pinnacle of bizarredom.

Once again, we hope you enjoy your stay.  While you're here, may I
suggest you pay a visit to RICHH's 3-D House of Pain?

Best wishes, and keep up the good work!
ljd
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Mr. President
Keywords: The man with no name
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:14:11 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA


    "According to a recent survey in which people were presented the
pictures of George Bush, Jerry Brown, Bill Clinton, John W. Gacy, Ted
Bundy, and Jeffrey Dahmer (no names were included with the pictures
to prevent any unfair bias) and asked to pick who would be the most
likely candidate to be president, over 50% picked Ted Bundy."



       Perhaps it is a good thing most people don't vote!
                                                 
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From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Cabaret
Keywords: Life is...
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 18:31:20 GMT

Jane's got nice hooters...









			 ...Fuck you Jerry Brown
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10912 alt.tasteless:4592
From: djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: An idea whose time has come
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 20:05:32 PDT
Distribution: world
Organization: NMS&Systems Engineering

jlpicard@woofer.austin.ibm.com (Craig Becker) writes:

> I've read that victorian versions of the ever-popular _How To Pick
> Up Women_ books advised men to stuff a handkerchief down their crotch
> and wear it for a week or so. Then, when alone with a woman, one was
> supposed to somehow get her to breath through it, end result being
> that she would (supposedly) get Real Turned On.
> 
> Ever since, I've always wondered just how you'd go about convincing
> a woman to sniff your hanky.
> 
> Craig

Hmmmmmm...... What an idea... Customized purfume that smells
like your balls.....


-djk

--- Daniel J. Karnes / WA6NDT --------------------------------------
--- NMS&Systems Engineering ----------------------------------------
--- Djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM / ..CtEdge!Nitro!Djk ----------------------
-- 'innovative solutions for modern problems' ----------------------
From: olias@sunhillo.uucp (Mitch Gorman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Predictions (Was Re: a killfile meditation)
Date: 10 Apr 92 21:57:23 GMT
Organization: Digital Systems Corp., Cherry Hill, NJ

In article <1992Apr7.002014.1203@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) babbles:
>Some predictions:
>
>In <willimsa.702507236@unix1.tcd.ie> willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams) writes:
>>In <1992Apr02.215317.14456@sunhillo.uucp> olias@sunhillo.uucp (Mitch Gorman) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr1.191120.22094@shinobu.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) babbles:
>>>>So now I killfile people wantonly.  Randomly.  At the
>>>>slightest provocation.  My killfile is huge.
>>>Post it.
>
>*plonk*
>
>>Yeah, post it!! :-)
>
>*plonk*

Ooooh, two for the price of one.  Impressive.





Not.
-- 
Mitch						"If I had my way, I'd just walk
olias@sunhillo.uucp				through those doors, and wander
emrys@cellar.org				down the Champs d'Elysees..."
cellar!emrys@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com	- Joni Mitchell (no relation)
From: eerke@cs.kun.nl (Eerke Boiten)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: CARASSO MADE ME DO IT
Summary: what, where, with whom, how
Date: 8 Apr 92 14:39:21 GMT
Followup-To: alt.carasso.ob.catchprases.jocko.wand.wand.wand
Organization: Senior University of Nijmegen, The Netherlands

********   8 unread articles in comp.theory--read now? [ynq] g
k12.chat.senior
Newsgroup k12.chat.senior does not exist!

********   8 unread articles in comp.theory--read now? [ynq]
--
Eerke Boiten junior
From: russ@math.okstate.edu (Russ "Random" Smith)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Krusty's chimp's actual name...revealed!
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:24:09 GMT
Organization: Aggie? What precisely is an Aggie?

In <9ftj05+.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
->			 #####  ####### #######
->			#     # #          #
->			#       #          #
->			#  #### #####      #
->			#     # #          #
->			#     # #          #
->			 #####  #######    #
->			
->			
->			   #
->			  # #
->			 #   #
->			#     #
->			#######
->			#     #
->			#     #
->			
->			
->			#         ###   ####### #######   ###
->			#          #    #       #         ###
->			#          #    #       #         ###
->			#          #    #####   #####      #
->			#          #    #       #
->			#          #    #       #         ###
->			#######   ###   #       #######   ###
->			

However, I feel vindicated in that this didn't amuse me in the least.

-- 
=======================[Comedy!  Sudden, violent comedy!]======================
+-------------Russ "Random" Smith---------------------russ@okstate.edu--------+
|  Godfather of the Random Gang; Diplomat of the Brotherhood of Evil MUDders  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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From: bzb47596@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Phaedrus)
Subject: Re: the new tarot deck
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 16:20:49 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

>In article <1992Apr3.065423.1668@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> bzb47596@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Phaedrus) writes:
>>Is there somewhere one can actually buy this taro deck?

>What is this, another weirdo antichristian satanist?  Don't you realize, 
>my friend, that taro is the root of all evil?
>--scott

Yes, and I'm going to use its evil powers to turn your car keys into
a really big hamster!

-- 
Phaedrus - Master of the Tao of Pooh             internet: phaedrus@uiuc.edu 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
     "The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous,
      the sensible man hardly anything."   --Goethe
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From: Ben Fulton <fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: teRMcaP
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 08:21:37 -0500

In <1992Apr7.020843.17616@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby) writes:

>>58  Rose-Hulman                 -190    0 -  3

>Well you have to be really good to lose all the time, to all the worst teams.  It's  
>like those tests where they say they'll give you a perfect if you can get 0% right.

Yeah, but you guys are 190 points worse than 0.

Better than perfect?

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
right here, right now
there is no other place I'd rather be!
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From: Ben Fulton <fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: teRMcaP
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 13:03:26 -0500

In <1992Apr5.185512.2046@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby) writes:

>Posting 10 times in a single day!
>Never allowing a single message to slip by!
>How DOES he do it?

I have nothing to say here, I just wanted to post my favorite bizarre thing
about Rose-Hulman.  Following are the Ultimate Player's Association power
ratings for college teams:

Rank   Team                    P.R.*    W -  L       LW
 1  Texas                       1823    4 -  0        -
 2  Stanford                    1756   15 -  0        1
 3  Kansas                      1722    2 -  2        -
 4  Cornell                     1658    4 -  2        2
 5  UNC-Wilmington              1628   14 -  2        3
 6  Arizona                     1563    5 -  3        4

[... and so on, down to:]

54  Dartmouth                    314    0 -  4
55  Toledo                       292    0 -  3
56  Illinois                     290    1 -  2
57  Virginia Tech                221    0 -  4
58  Rose-Hulman                 -190    0 -  3
 
-190.  That's NEGATIVE One-hundred ninety.  I think that's really amazing.

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
right here, right now
there is no other place I'd rather be!
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From: tpehrson@javelin.sim.es.com (tim clinkenpeel)
Subject: Re: An idea whose time has come
Reply-To: tpehrson@javelin.sim.es.com
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 00:04:32 GMT

jjj@merlin.mso.anu.edu.au (Joni Johnson) writes:

>Scratch 'n' sniff girlie calendars.
>Maybe even flavor-of-the-month!
>(They'd all be tuna, of course)
>     Joni 

i think 'paper dolls' nudie calendars (preferated for welding-shop apes) are
more in stride with the needs of society's outlet for sexual frustration in
the AIDS generation.

of course there wouldn't be clothes to put on 'em, just different heads so you
could get your monthly mileage to a new smirk-snarling 'can i have my five
bucks now?' face daily.
-- 
warning: my messages are offensive to morons |R| a person is only equal to all 
disclaimer: i exclusively represent myself! ||F|| others when s/he treats them
__________ lick bush in '92! _____________ |||R||| as such; inferior otherwise
>>>==-----+ i am tpehrson@javelin.sim.es.com, tim clinkenpeel i am +-----==<<<
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic F Key)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Prediction for the near future
Date: 8 Apr 92 23:33:32 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr8183332
	<NJ.92Apr7091310@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU>
	<MJD.92Apr8124806@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu's message of 8 Apr 92 16:48:06 GMT

In article <MJD.92Apr8124806@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Angel of Grease) writes:

> >   Prediction for the near future: ... it's nearing fall,

> I think you blew it already.

Yesterday was April 7.

Today is April 8.

Fall is one day nearer.

Ha.

Got you.


					--F Key
					"This is actually an incredibly subtle
					 metasarcastic triple entendre on
					 something or other."
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From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: ideal talk.bizarre newsreader/killfile
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 00:04:44 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.213416.19040@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net  
(RICHH) writes:
>RICH

Ah ha ha, I caught you, mud duck!

--
Eat me, I'm a cream-filled Eclair
From: plord@HUB.CS.JMU.EDU (Paul Lord)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Peotr...Popert...Pemorty...screw it.
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:36:18 GMT


It's amazing the things you find as the semester wanes. 
Some original material by RICHH, from a KAREN story.

I saw that homeless guy again today.  He asked me for a cigarette. I said, 
"Don't smoke, but how about a Milky Way?"  He said that sugar made him nuts 
and led me to his place behind a coffee shop.  "I know it isn't much, but 
hey, it's home.  The ground is kinda cold, the current crop of roaches owns 
the night, and I'm alone."  I said, "You oughtta join the crowd down by
the heating grate at 4th and Elm; at least you'd have a crowd to call your 
own."  He lied, "No thanks. I like it here. I get a feast of smells at dawn 
and peals of laughter when the college kids go home each night. It's Zen."

The college kids go home each night.  It's Zen, the way they wander past 
the crumpled forms of all the homeless.  Voices lower then, eyes avert, 
and paces quicken.  Dorm doors yield, the outside world dissolves into,
not quite a dew, more like a daquiri; it's cold, but strong, with weaker 
minds in tow.  Inside, at least, there's Frost and Thackeray.  They'll go 
again, of course, and laugh about those college things, with bad decor and 
pop and mugs of joe.  They need these evenings out.  They hardly pause to 
think, while they carelessly drop an empty wrapper from a Milky Way, "I saw 
that homeless guy again today."

paul
"Circular sonnet cycle. Or is it cyclical sonnet circle?"
-- 
% Paratheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris   / Pope Festering Meme 
% Esoteric, Erwin Schrodinger Cabal   / In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni

    
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From: Ben Fulton <fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Happy Easter!
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 08:30:27 -0500

In <c315-30.703239828@manning> c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:

>Gee, even JC makes spelling mistakes. Oh the humanity!

Oh the divinity?

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
right here, right now
there is no other place I'd rather be!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars)
Subject: My big day
Organization: The Church of Mr. Whipple
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 15:57:54 GMT

Yesterday, I read "Prince Valient" out loud, using a Captain Picard voice.


Mark "I like silk underwear with purple spots" Lippert
From: c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Happy Easter!
Date: 14 Apr 92 08:23:48 GMT
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada

jchrist@GeoWare.COM (Jesus Christ) writes:

>Finally, in closing, love thy neighbor as thyself and look not to
								^^^tsk,tsk
>harshly on the visage of Jeff Dahmer (he who casts the first stone, you
>know).

Gee, even JC makes spelling mistakes. Oh the humanity!

>JC
>-- excuse the temporary address ... am having trouble registering my
>domain ... 

Hmmm, didn't seem to be having trouble with your domain a few minutes ago:

>carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>> carasso "teaching through punishment and rewards"
>>
>>That's my domain, asshole.

--
Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: My desk
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 16:39:17 GMT


This is a subset of some of the things on my desk:

- HP 2626A terminal (attached to a computer older than some of the people
                     posting to this newsgroup)
- DEC VT240 terminal
- DEC VT102 terminal
- Rolm telephone
- RS-232 switch (attached to the VT240)
- Stapler
- Bottle of ACS grade isopropanol
- Dolby Laboratories white papers on Dolby Surround systems
- Sanyo databook
- Out of date Radio World newspaper
- An order form for an NCD 16e Xterminal so I can get all of these bloody
  terminals off of my desk
- A card file
- A VMS 4.4 handy reference guide
- Some prototype strain gauge amplifiers
- Some kind of signal transformer
- A pile of inventory forms.
- A telephone stepping relay with a burnt coil (paperweight)
- A pair of scissors
- Three 1" master tapes (Ampex 407) of a local rock group
- A pamphlet on installation of Xmath software
- A box of jasmine tea
- A model airplane (Ryan Navion), almost completed
- A cactus plant
- A radar altimeter
- An HP 34C calculator that I got in college (the kind with LEDs)
- Some air pressure sensors
- Manuals for V7 Unix (that I also got in college)
- A TECPLOT manual
- Proofs for a paper that I haven't finished
- Some foam
- A Hallicrafters shortwave set (w/homebrew product detector installed)
- A NASA stockbook
- A foot of fibre optic cable (6 fibre)
- A 12V power supply whose smoke has leaked out
- Pieces of vax (mostly DEQNA cards)
- News messages that I printed out and lost
- A volume by Chuang-Tze
- Some TK50 tapes with unknown stuff on them
- A memo on ADP maintenance charges
- A tin of Tiger Balm
- Some 8X10 sheet film (Super-XX Pan)
- A set of rapidographs
- A chain made out of pop tops from soda cans
- MASSTOR access scripts
- A schedule for Radio France International
- An issue of Berkeley Computing
- A manual for a Dolby Surround decoder made by Onkyo
- Some 12AX7 tubes in a box
- A tea ball (for jasmine tea mentioned above).  The cup isn't on the desk,
  though, but is on the drafting table behind me.
- A Kellner Capacitors catalogue (open to the Corning glass mil-spec stuff)
- A really dull paper on aircraft stability
- A large rubber frog.
--scott
- 
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From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com -- anagrams (@=a)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 04:56:57 GMT



****************************
 1.  cj grooms on Ipecac.
 2.  'con' scoop: crime jag.
 3.  Rocco jams pig once.
 4.  O moccasin!  Grope cj!
****************************

.
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
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From: emartins@uxh.cso.uiuc.edu (Eduardo Martins)
Subject: Re: Rated X,XX,XXX what's the difference?
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 23:37:10 GMT

mt1z+@andrew.cmu.edu (Michael Bruce Tomblyn) writes:

>>RICHH
>>--NC-17?  That just means it sucks.  And that Peter Greenaway probably
>>directed it.

>Now, kids, we all know that RICHH is kidding here, don't we????

I hope so... Greenaway is definitely one of the most creative directors
around, and his films are always visually stunning and thought provoking.
Not a whole lot of directors can claim that nowadays...

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From: fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields)
Subject: Re: An ode to my desktop publishing software
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 17:24:15 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.102314.1@vaxb.acs.unt.edu> twiggy@vaxb.acs.unt.edu writes:
>click
>click
>click
>click.....
>
>What the hell happened?
>
>CTRL-ALT-DELETE

Poor child is trying to do dtp on an ibm-type terminal.  10 times the power
10 times more inaccessible.
From: john@csrnxt1.ae.utexas.edu (John R. Schutz)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: *SLUUURP*
Summary: There's not much more I enjoy than a fine retainer box
Date: 11 Apr 92 21:26:52 GMT
Organization: Those wacky, wacky fellas at UT's CSR

Dear Kristen,

I like to lick retainer boxes.  Thank you for the tasty.

						Love,
						john
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