Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Thursday, 30 Jul 1992 13:14:07 CDT
From: John R. Andrews <U14780@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: GH: Cast list

Posted for: Kathy Ellington <kathy@gundog.lbl.gov>

1/27/92 first created/posted
2/24/92 updated/posted
3/30/92 updated/posted
4/27/92 updated/posted
6/03/92 updated/posted
6/30/92 updated/posted
7/31/92 updated/posted

**indicates new information since last posting

Dear GH Update Readers:  Here's the current cast list for GH.
Please email me at kathy%gundog@lbl.gov with your corrections.
I plan on posting this with the last Monday update of each
month.  Cast List contributors so far are:
  Barbara Svachak  bsvachak@cbnewsb.cb.att.com
  Bill Pfeiffer    wdp@chinet.chi.il.us
  John Andrews     U14780@UICVM.BITNET
  ______________   thrushea@memstvx1.memst.edu
  ______________   jpenovic@encore.com
  Louise Marks     marks%skat.usc.edu@usc.edu (Louise Marks)
  Kerry Ogata      kerry@is-next.umd.edu
  Nancy Spera      lhdsy1!ghost.lahabra.chevron.com!njs@uunet.UU.NET
  Steve Young      sdy@phoebus.larc.nasa.gov
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The cast list is getting really huge so I have dropped some cast
members whose storylines have dwindled or ended.  They have been
consigned to a "GH Inactive List" in my directory.  If you clamor
for their return to the active list, then I will grudgingly obey
and reinstate the following:

Charlotte Ahearn        Lord Larry Ashton
Barrington, Amanda      Lucy Coe Jones Quartermaine
Jasper, Keith           Delphina
Angela Eckert           David Langton
Note: I'm leaving Anna, Robert, and Faison on the list as
background material for Robin, Mac and Holly.
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Anderson, Ruby
  Ex-madam; now legit.  Owns Kelly's Cafe on the waterfront.  Aunt of
  Bobbie Jones, distantly related to the Eckert clan [was it Ruby's
  sister or cousin who was either married to Bumpa's brother or was
  Bumpa's sister?].  Has a pathological need to force coffee and food
  on unsuspecting denizens of Port Chuck.  Apr 92 -- Ruby was almost
  shot during a robbery attempt at Kelly's; one of the robbers took the
  bullet instead.  May 92 -- Ruby hires the kid who
  got wounded as a part-time cook and waiter.
  June 92 -- Ruby hires Karen Wexler, the volunteen babe, as dishwasher.
Ashton, Edward (Ned) [Nedling][Nedmeister][The Nedster]
  Son of Tracy Quartermaine-Hornsby and Lord Larry Ashton.  Ned, posed
  as a tennis pro at a fat farm and had a brief fling (behind some
  bales of hay!) with Aunt Monica before he appeared on the Port Chuck
  scene.  Ned had a disastrous relationship with Monica's (and plane
  crash victim David Langton's) daughter, Dawn.  Ned is currently
  scheming with his granfather, Edward, on how best to screw his
  step-father Paul Hornsby.  Ned married Jenny Eckert in Feb92.   He
  is suspicious of Paul's attention to Jenny.  Ned bought the
  cannery from Julia and is now working on site in Bill's old office.
  May 92 -- Ned's spent this month prancing around South American
  rich-guy Simon Romero.
  Jun 92 -- Ned has run into Julia Barrett a couple of times and the
  two of them have had business dinners together.  Strangely, though,
  Ned hasn't ever told Jenny about dining with Julia; he tells Jenny
  that he's been at the office.  Also, he wants to enter into a
  partnership with Julia to buy the PC Hotel and have her run it.
**Jul 92 -- he and Julia close the deal and now are the proud co-owners
  of the Port Charles hotel.  Their flirty games got a little too hot
  and he exchanged a big smooch with Julia; both got flustered and it
  frightened Ned into scampering back to Jenny.  Ned also warned Paul
  to stay away from Jenny.
Atkins, Joseph
  Cop-killing prisoner who corresponds with Bobbie Jones.  The inmate
  wrote a book that impressed Bobbie and the two exchange letters.
  In Mar 92 Bobbie planned to visit Atkins in jail; this precipitated
  an argument between her and hubby, Tone Loc.  Bobbie did, indeed,
  visit Joseph Atkins in late March.  She was impressed with his
  sincerity and said she would visit again.  Joseph Atkins said he
  had relatives living in Port Chuck!  Tony is reading the Atkins
  book and thinks Atkins is a sleaze.  Tone and Bulwark argued about
  Atkins in late March.  May 92 -- Bobbie gives her home phone number
  to Atkins. Jun 92 -- Atkins calls Bobbie collect and tries to get her
  to attend his parole hearing; she's in the middle of the Nicki/Monica
  trial and refuses to see him, but feels guilty about it.
**Jul 92 -- Atkins calls Bobbie again and tells her he was denied
  parole and it's all her fault.  He got angry and threatened her.  A
  week later, Atkins escapes from prison and manages to free his
  baby brother from a work camp.  The brother is the guy who was
  going to shoot Ruby.  He believes that Jagger ratted on him
  and is eager to locate him so he can rearrange his face.
  Late July the brother is apparently killed in a scuffle with
  Jagger (Jason helped).
Baldwin, Lee
  Scott Baldwin's father.  Married to Gail.  Always shows how
  disappointed he is in Scotty.  Comes to Port Chuck once in a
  while...peripheral characters at best.  Gail is related to
  Audry Hardy somehow.  He was also formerly mayor of PC.
  Lee married Gail (not sure of the last name) but she was the
  GH psychologist/psychiatrist (sorry, don't know which) before
  Tom Hardy.  I believe she took Monica in and put her through
  Med school.  She showed up briefly to give Monica some support when
  Monica was divorcing Alan.
  Apr 92 -- reappears in Port Chuck and makes peace with Scott.
  Offers to stay in PC as long as Scott needs him!  wow!
  May 92 -- Lee heads home to Arizona.  He and Scott have grown
  closer and Scott is finally pleased with himself.  Lee
  exhibited signs of forgetfulness during his visit...does this
  portend an Alzheimer's storyline in the future?
Baldwin, Scott
  Sleazy lawyer with strange hair.  Cousin of Tom Hardy.  Owns some
  ELQ stock.  Always looking for the easy out.  Is actually in love
  with trampy Lucy.  Scott and Tom Hardy are step-cousins.
  In early March, Scott is suspended from practicing law for six
  months and is put on probation by the Bar Association for 2 years.
  Scott was heartbroken when Lucy Coe left town on March 27.  He and
  Julia Barrett are going into the perfume business after all and
  she has promised money and a plant in New Jersey where they can
  make the perfume.  Apr 92 -- Had not yet told Pop Baldwin about
  suspension; Julia told him to confess.  Is trying to find an honest
  attorney for Nicki Langton, who says she needs legal advice.  In a
  surprise move, Lee Baldwin returns to town.  Scott confesses all to
  Lee and Lee is very supportive, offering to be there for Scott.
  June 92 -- stung that he is being blamed for turning Nicki on to her
  shark-like attorney (Jessica Holmes), Scott travels to Nicki's college
  to dig up some dirt on her for Monica's attorney, Jeffrey Stockton.
  On the home front, he and Julia sponsor Sly Eckert's baseball team and
  Scotty becomes the coach!  In late June, Scott and Jessica Holmes
  have a brief fling, as befits two lawyers!
**Jul 92 -- Scott and Dom wind up in a Texas jail after Dom picks a
  fight with some cowboys.  They're helped out by Jessica Holmes, who
  resumes her fling with Scott.  The dynamic trio travels to Hollywood
  to hype Deception.  They get thrown out of a trendy Hollywood
  eatery, then they appear on the "Home Show" and disgrace themselves.
Baranski, Michael
  Apr 92 -- New hot cardiologist at GH.  May 92 -- Baranski turns out
  to be a two-faced peepee.  He insisted that Doc Steve not allow
  Monica to practice medicine until the lawsuit is cleared up.  Also,
  he was on the nurses' backs about minor stuff.
  June 92 -- testified at Monica's hearing and weasled his testimony
  around so that Monica looked bad.
**Jul 92 -- no sign of Baranski so far this month...is he gone already??
Barrett, Julia
  Partner in Barrett Industries.  Was romantically involved with Bill
  Eckert.  She has a sister whom we haven't met yet.  Daughter of dead
  BAFT cartel member Harlan Barrett.  In Feb 92 she traded her ELQ
  stock and her interest in the canneries to Bill, for his share of
  Barrett Industries.  She then sold her cannery to Ned Ashton.  She
  entered into a partnership with Scott Baldwin to produce "Deception".
  May 92 -- Julia and Scott launch "Deception".  Julia admitted
  to Jenny that she's still attracted to the haddock-like Bill.
  June 92 -- She gets the Barrett Industries money back from the
  Justice Dept.  She and Ned become partners to buy the Port Chuckles
  Hotel
**Jul 92 -- See the notes under Scott Baldwin and Ned Ashton for
  Julia's activities this month.
Cantillion, Sheila [Nurse Skeletor]
  Nurse at GH.  Sort of a nothing character right now; dating Eric
  Simpson (yawn).  She has no lips.  Speculation on the "net" that
  Sheila will be involved in a "childhood sexual abuse" storyline
  with her stepfather.  She and Eric Simpson had sex for the first
  time on Valentine's Day.  Sheila is jealous of Evil Nicki Langton
  who has the "warms" for the lukewarm Eric Simpson.
Cates, John (Jagger)
  teenage thug who tried to rob Ruby; he was shot by his accomplices
  and ended up in GH with a bullet in his spine.  Successful
  operation by Tone Loc.  Cates is subsequently booked for attempted
  robbery/murder.  He acts tough but deep inside, he's a scared kid.
  May 92 -- starts to work at Kelly's as waiter and cook.  Also
  working around town at the Outback Club and on Bill's mini-mall.
**Jul 92 -- buzzing around Karen Wexler.  Jagger is either
  living on one of the Quartermaine boats (he was hired to repair
  the engine) or using the boat for partying.  Anyway, he's passed
  out belowdecks when Jason takes Karen out for a spin.  The three
  of them get caught in a ferocious storm, the boat breaks up and
  they're stranded on an island.  OOOPS!  They've landed on the
  same island as Atkins and his baby brother. Late July, Jagger
  and the brother fight and the brother falls over a cliff onto
  some rocks; Jagger and Jason assume he's dead.
Chamberlain, Ryan  (Dr. Stalker)
**Jul 92 -- He wears double
  gold rings and has been stalking Felicia.  Apparently, the guy
  is the new pediatrician at GH and Felicia found him somewhat
  attractive.  In a flashback sequence, we learn that he was
  once known as "Todd", a beard-wearing faux-cowboy who buzzed
  around Felicia in New Mexico.
Chambers, Remi
  (Female) police officer at PCPD.  Took Sam's place as the token
  female cop.  Showed up during the hostage situation at the hosiptal
  when the head-honcho of Santa Morro was to be assassinated.
Donnelly, Sean
  Owns Donnelly Shipping Co. and is partner, with Anna, in Devane-
  Donnelly Investigations.  Former head of WSB.  Conner is Sean's
  illegitimate son.  Sean wants to be closer to Conner, but the kid is
  freezing him out because Sean was pretty slow in claiming Conner as
  his son.  Sean is married to Tiffany Hill.  Once had a fling with
  Monica Quartermaine.  In Feb 92 Sean took over for Robert Scorpio
  as acting police commissioner of Port Chuck...you can still hear
  the screams from Guy Lewis, echoing into outer space.  In Mar 92
  Only Sean knows that the WSB has a "kill on sight" order on Anna.
  Also, he's deciphered the Nanny-Network Rhymes and according to
  them Anna is still a double-agent, working for Faison.  On March
  30 Sean breaks the news to Tiff, Holly, and Robin that Robert,
  Anna, and Faison are presumed dead.  In Apr 92, Sean is officially
  appointed Police Commish of Port Chuck.
Donnelly, Tiffany
  Owns WLPC, local TV station.  Ex-star of European B-movies.  Married
  to Sean.  Even though she's glamorous and affected, she's a down
  home girl from Texas, whose real name is Elsie-May Crumholtz.
Eckert, William ("Bill")[Bluke] [The Haddock]
  Famous toupee-wearing overpaid former Luke Spencer.  In this latest
  reincarnation he was partners with Julia Barrett in Barrett
  Industries.  He, Julia, and Paul were also partners with ELQ Company
  in a bunch of canneries (ELQ=51% majority stockholders).  Bill was
  also romantically involved with Julia despite the fact that he
  killed her father.  Bill's supposed to be a BAD dude, streetfighter
  when it comes to business, ruthless, etc.  Brother to Jenny Eckert;
  father of Sylvester Eckert and son of Angela and the now-deceased
  Bumpa Eckert.  Bill was not exactly thrilled about Jenny's marriage.
  In Feb 92 he relinquished his share of Barrett Industries to Julia
  Barrett.  In exchange, he got her share of ELQ stock plus ownership
  of the other canneries in which they were partners.  Bill has teamed
  up with Paul Hornsby to force Julia out of Barrett Industries
  cannery operation in a hostile takeover.  Bill fails in the hostile
  takeover when Julia gets wind of what he's up to and sells the
  cannery to Ned Ashton.  Bill is angry (but who cares?).  Apr 92 --
  Bill has been buzzing around Holly, doing more than his share of
  flirting with her.  Also, Bill convinced Mac that he needed a
  partner in the Outback Club and Mac agreed to let Bill invest.
  May 92 -- Bill and Paul buy a warehouse on the docks with hopes of
  turning it into a shopping mall.
  June 92 -- a mysterious guy named "Chris" appears from Bill's
  past.  Chris runs a cargo ship that is smuggling guns and
  supplies to San Sebastian and wants Bill to invest in this endeavor.
**Jul 92 -- Bill and Chris leave on their "Excellent Adventure";
  they're smuggling guns to San Sebastian freedom fighters.
  Unknown to them, Holly has stowed away on their ship.  She's
  discovered during a storm and Bill tells Capt. Chris that he
  smuggled Holly on board to service his manly needs during the
  trip. Chris sort-of believes him.  Late in July Bill stumbles on
  "Father Martin" who promptly shoots him because he's such a bad actor.
  Holly comforts the wounded Haddock and is shocked to find Simon Romero
  on board.  He tries to convince her he's shipping the munitions to the
  freedom fighters.  She wants to believe him; meanwhile, she tends to
  the Haddock's wound.
Eckert, Jenny
  Adorable environmental activist who is currently engaged to Ned
  Ashton.  Jenny is hated by Ned's mother, Tracy, who believes she
  is a gold digger.  However, Jenny is adored by the rest of the Q
  family and remains the object of Paul Hornsby's secret desire.
  Distant cousin of Bobbie Jones.  Jenny is Bill's brother, Sly's
  aunt and Angela's daughter.  Jenny allowed her hormones to run wild
  and let Paul Hornsby talk her into dumping Ned.  Before they could
  tell Ned about it, Tracy (Paul's wife) announced her pregnancy.
  Jenny flipped her lid, dumped Paul and married the Ned-thing.
  Got married to the Nedster in late Feb 92.  Honeymooned in Gstaad
  but the two were called home abruptly by Edward Quartermaine.
  True to GH form, Jenny is already hacked off at Ned because he
  won't divulge business secrets to her.  She and Ned have already
  had one fight because she lied to him about meeting Bill, her
  brother, against whom Ned has a business deal.  May 92 -- Jenny
  decides she needs a career so she becomes an interior decorator.
**Jul 92 -- After being trapped with Paul in a "Bed n'Bath Shoppe"
  during the great storm of '92, Jenny finds that she's not quite over
  the attraction to Mr. Horned Toad.  She goes to confession and the
  priest tells her to pray and take lots of cold showers.
Eckert, Sylvester ("Sly")
  The precocious, brainy little son of Bill Eckert.  Sly's mother
  was mysteriously killed in PC; Bill was acquitted of the murder.
  In March 92, Sly was confused by the breakup of his dad and Julia.
  He as even more confused and upset when his father told the kid he
  couldn't see Julia Barrett anymore, whom he considered his pal.
  Sly, who is much more intelligent than his father, told him nertz!
  Sly contracted tonsilitis and had 'em yanked in late March.
**Jul 92 -- goes to summer camp.
Faison, Cesare
  Incredible bad guy.  Former head of the DVX (international bad-spy
  organization) and recent partner in the now-disbanded BAFT (an
  international crime organization).  Obsessed with Anna Scorpio, who
  used to be a bad girl and worked for Faison long ago.  Faison loathes
  and disdains Scorpio beyond belief and often makes fun of his hair.
  As a cover to get into Port Charles, he posed as a writer of
  romance novels under the name of "P.K. Sinclair".  The female
  character of his novels was named "Davnee", modeled after Anna
  (Devane) Scorpio.  Now he's kidnapped Anna and is taunting Robert.
  In early February we learned that Faison's formative years were
  influenced by Nanny MacTavish.  YES!...the same Nanny MacTavish who
  took care of both Anna and Holly (at different times, presumably).
  No Faison activity in March; he will NEVER be on the inactive list!
  Presumed dead in the boat explosion.  May 92 -- still presumed dead.
Hardy, Audrey
  Head of nursing at General Hospital.  Married to Doc Steve.  Tom's
  Mom.  In her salad days, she used to fool around on Steve.
  Audrey's head of a new program at GH called "Volunteen", where
  nubile young things trot around the hospital, showing off their
  clothes and flirting with each other.  Robin is a Volunteen as
  is Jason Quartermaine.
Hardy, Steve
  Head of General Hospital.  Married to Audrey.  Noted cross-dresser.
Hardy, Tom [The Hardy Boy][Tommy Terrific]
  Background:
  Tom Hardy's biological father is Tom Baldwin, brother of Lee Baldwin.
  Back in the late 60's Audrey married him when she and Steve were on
  the outs, even though she still loved Steve.  However she refused to
  consumate the marriage and Tom Baldwin, in anger, raped her.  The
  result was Tom (at first she called him Stevie). I can't remember what
  happened to Tom Baldwin - died in jail in Mexico I think.
  Tom Jr. is a psychiatrist and emergency room doctor at GH.  Married
  to Simone and father of Tom, Jr.  Had fling with Lucy while Simone was
  in Romania looking at orphan babies; forgiven by Simone after he
  grovelled at her feet.  He and Scott Baldwin are cousins [for their
  contorted biological connection, read the entry for Scott Baldwin]
  and above background.
  In March 92 Tom counsels All-Jerk Quartermaine about his attitude
  and drinking problems.
Hardy, Simone
  Pediatric doctor at GH.  Mother of Tom, Jr. and married to Doc
  Tom.  Spent a stint in Romania, helping orphans.  Boring babe.
Holmes, Jessica
  Lawyer working for Evil Nicki; convinces her to sue Monica for $3
  million.
  May 92 -- Jessica also wants to get Monica's license to practice
  medicine revoked.
  Jun 92 -- jessica loses the big case; she has a fling w/Scotty.
**Jul 92 -- still flinging with Scottie-dog
Hornsby, Paul [The Horned One] [Horn-Lad] [The Hornlet]
  Forced by bad-guy employers to marry Tracy Quartermaine; in truth,
  he's hung up on Jenny Eckert. Paul has a chunk of ELQ stock and
  sits on the board of directors.  However, he acquired his stock
  through shady dealings and he is loathed and distrusted by both
  Edward Quartermaine and Ned Ashton.  Paul has a daughter, Susan,
  whose mother is dead (we don't know why).  Susan lives with Paul's
  mother in another part of Port Chuck.  Paul has vowed to stay
  married to Tracy for the sake of their unborn child.
  In March 92 Paul seems to be taking more of an interest in Tracy
  and their "family" situation.  He and Tracy plan to move into their
  own house with the new baby and Susan, his little girl.
  Jun 92 -- as a surprise to Tracy, Paul paints the nursery with
  wonderful fairy-tale characters.  He's at Tracy's side during birth
  and seems to be an enthusiastic and caring father.  Mid-june, however,
  finds him semi-ogling at Jenny and quarreling w/Tracy.
**Jul 92 -- forced to take refuge with Jenny in a bed and bath shop
  during a bad rainstorm.  He spends the night fantasizing about our
  little Jen.  Tries to get closer to her after their "night" together
  but Ned notices his attentions to Jenny and warns him to back off.
Jennings, _____
  Faithful butler to the wacky Quartermaine family.  Does a great
  deadpan expression.  Knows all the Q family secrets.
  Waahhh!  The actor who played Jennings died in April 92.
**Jul 92 -- they haven't written Jennings out yet...he's supposedly in
  Monte Carlo on a heavy winning streak.  Jennings' nephew
  (didn't catch his name) arrives on the Quartermaine doorstep to
  take his uncle's place.  He's promptly hired by Lila and just as
  promptly loathed by Tracy.
Jody ______:
  The rat-child's best friend.
Jones, Anthony [Doc Tony][Tone Loc][Big Tone]
  Brain surgeon at GH.  Widower of Tanya and father of Barbara-Jean.
  Married to Bobbie Jones.  Brother of the departed Frisco Jones.
  Perpetually aroused yet remains faithful to the Bulwark.  for Tony
  news, see the listing for Bobbie Jones
Jones, Barbara Jean (B.J.)
  Lisping pine-weasel of a child belonging to Doc Tony and dead Tanya.
  Mercifully, this child has few lines and rarely appears.
Jones, Bobbie [The Bulwark]
  Alarmingly large-breasted emergency room nurse at GH.  Happily
  married to Tony and stepmother to B.J.  Distantly related to the
  Eckert family.  Bobbie is baby-obsessed but cannot have children
  because she had a miscarriage which resulted in an emergency
  hysterectomy...also not allowed to become pregnant by network
  because her character is an ex-hooker and must be punished.  Had
  a fling with Scott Baldwin between husbands.  In Mar92 Bobbie read
  a book by convicted cop-killer Joseph Atkins.  She was so impressed
  that she wrote him a fan letter and the two of them have started a
  correspondence.  She's planning on visiting Atkins in jail and
  husband Tony is infarcting at the idea.  Well, she saw the dude
  and was suitably impressed.  Promised she'd return for another visit
  and tried to persuade Tony that Atkins is just a pussy-cat.
  May 92 -- Bobbie was named in the lawsuit along with Monica.
  June 92 -- the convict Atkins phones bobbie and pleads with her to
  appear at his parole hearing; she refuses and he threatens her.
**Jul 92 -- Bobbie's freaking out that Atkins has escaped.  She
  is convinced that he'll make a beeline for the brownstone and
  do something awful to her or the kids.
Jones, Felicia [Felisco]
  Felicia is married to superspy and pop-singer Frisco Jones (now
  appearing in another soap), mother of baby Max.  Formerly the
  prettiest girl on GH, but subsequently usurped by Dead Dawn and now
  the current Dominique.  Briefly married to Lucy's cousin Colton Shore,
  when Frisco was presumed dead.  After Frisco's resurrection, they all
  lived in New Mexico.  May 92 -- She returned to Port Chuck, was
  promptly conked on the head in front of the brownstone and now has
  amnesia.
  June 92 -- from her grandmother, Mariah, we learn that Felicia has
  either divorced Frisco or started proceedings.  Felicia has
  nightmares of someone chasing her, catching her, then doing "things"
  to her; the wakes up screaming (who cares?).  She undergoes hypno-
  therapy with Doc Tom and we learn that she separated from Frisco
  because he paid more attention to his job than to his family.
  After attempting and failing at a variety of jobs, she finds her
  niche at the Outback as its bartender.
**Jul 92 -- meets the new pediatrician at GH and likes him.  Turns out
  he's the one who's stalking her.  She and Mac get a little closer
  during the bad rainstorm in early July.  Later, Felicia becomes
  fixated on an ice pick.  Dr. Stalker doesn't like her attentions
  to Mac.
Langton, Monica (Nicki)
  Daughter of David Langton; She's a scheming bitch.  In March 92 Nicki
  eavesdrops on Monica and her dad and finds out that they were
  involved.  She plays up to A.J. Quartermaine to worm her way into the
  Q family.  While arguing with her father at his sickbed, she upset
  him so much that he got out of bed and tried to stumble around.  He
  collapsed and died.  Monica Q. has asked Nicki to come home with her
  and live at the mansion.  Apr 92 -- Nicki takes dad to be buried in
  Washington, DC.  She returns to PC and the Q mansion and promptly
  snoops out Monica's diary.  She reads it and reads that Monica thinks
  her shaky operation on David Langton may have resulted in his coma
  and death.  She gets Scott Baldwin to recommend an attorney and slaps
  Monica with a lawsuit.  Nicki moves out of the mansion and into
  Kelly's.  May 92 -- not the most popular girl in town.
  June 92 -- loses her lawsuit against Monica.  She tries to get
  A-J interested in sex but the poor doofus passes out.  She and
  A-J involved in a car wreck.
**Jul 92 -- Nicki (to no one's surprise in netland) tells the police
  she was driving the car before it was wrecked.  She now has A-J
  completely in her thrall.  Nicki attempts to apologize to Monica,
  but with no apparent luck.  Next thing Nicki does is to dust off her
  flirting skills and tries going after Eric (again) but is decidedly
  rebuffed.
Lawson, Meg [Insect Meg]
  Nurse at GH.  Also known as Insect Meg because of her pop eyes.
  Divorced from Harrison Davis, brilliant but arrogant surgeon who is
  long-departed from GH.  Was good friend to dead-Dawn and is buddies
  with Nurse Skeletor and Jenny Eckert.  Dumped nice, old Russell to
  date pseudo super-fly Keith.
Lewis, Guy
  Police Chief of Port Charles and perennial second banana.
Noriko
  Housekeeper for Anna and Robert, babysitter for Robin.  Noriko
  took the place of that radical dude-ette, Olin, who replaced
  Filomena Soltini (murdered by Grant Putnam when kidnapping Anna).
Olivera, Conner
  Singer at the "Outback Club".  Conner was an illegal immigrant from
  Mexico who came to PC looking for his "real" father.  Turns out he
  is the illegitimate son of Sean Donnelly.  Because Sean took a while
  in acknowledging Conner as his son, Conner is bitter and resentful
  toward Sean (Conner was almost deported).  Step-mom Tiffany is
  thrilled that Sean has a son.  In late Feb 92, Conner and Sean
  reconciled and formed a tenuous peace.  Still no character or
  storyline development.  Apr 92 -- giving Dom lots of emotional
  support.  May 92 -- Wrote the "Deception" perfume song and is
  gradually getting closer to pop Sean.  Looke like he and Dominique
  might drift together.
**Jul 92 -- Conner celebrates his birthday at the Outback and asks
  Dom for a date.
O'Toole, Finian
  Accidental killer of Nancy Eckert (Sly's mother) and sometimes baby-
  sitter for Sly.  Also a small time con man, procurer of fake I.D.'s,
  etc.  Used to appear on "Laugh In" as the dirty old Walnetto man.
  In April 92, Finian reappeared on GH; he's Sly's babysitter again.
Perez, Paloma
  Daughter of Luis Perez, who was found slain in Port Chuck.  Paloma
  is Holly's half-sister and was presumed to have been kidnapped or
  held hostage during the revolution in San Sebastian.
  May 92 -- supposedly killed by her captors in San Sebast.
**Jul 92 -- She's ALIVE!...maybe.
Ortega, Ric
  Paloma's boyfriend who is running around with Holly at the moment.
**Jul 92 -- Ric zips off to San Sebastian to be with Paloma.
Quartermaine, Alan
  Son of Edward and Lila, brother of Tracy.  Assistant Chief of Staff
  at General Hospital.  Married to Monica, father of A.J. Quartermaine.
  Also father of Jason Quartermaine (the now-dead Susan Moore was
  Jason's mother).  Alan is on the board of directors of ELQ Co., but
  not actively involved in the business; owns stock in ELQ.  Alan
  despairs of his son, A.J., and is heavy-handed in dealing with him.
  He is devoted to wife Monica, parents Edward and Lila, his family
  and his job.  Alan is currently worried about Monica and all the
  time she's putting in at GH.  He's not aware that David Langton and
  Monica were once an item.  During Feb/Mar 92 Alan developed somach
  pains due to an ulcer.  He's refuses to take regular medication and
  whenever he fights with A.J. or Monica, his ulcers flair up.  He's
  worried about Monica's obsession over her "patient" Langton.  Alan's
  been on A.J.'s back constantly about upholding the Quartermaine name.
  Apr 92 -- Predictably enough, Alan found a picture of Monica and
  Langton and confronted her.  She told him the whole story but
  reassured the big guy that she loves only him; Alan remains hurt and
  distrustful of Monica.
  June 92 -- part of Monica's diary was read in court; she wrote that
  David Langton was her first and only love.  Alan stormed out of the
  courtroom, angry and hurt (still).  He made up with Monica after the
  trial; they still have lots to work out but want to appear as a
  nuclear family for the sake of the boys.
**Jul 92 -- Alan mooses around.  Comforts Monica.  Yells at A-J.
Quartermaine, Alan (A.J.), Jr. [All-Jerk]
  Bad-boy about town.  Just returned to Port Charles from boarding
  school to attend Port Charles University.  In trouble with police,
  has both a drinking and a gambling problem, can't relate to his
  parents (blames them for his own problems), and despises his half
  brother, Jason (calls him the "Bastard Quartermaine").  Briefly
  involved with Nurse Skeletor (Sheila) but she dumped him and started
  dating Eric.  In Jan/Feb 92 A.J. was arrested for drunk driving; a
  judge has sentenced him to 100 hours of community service.  A.J.
  tried to get his hospital job back but Doc Steve Hardy nixed that.
  Also, A.J.'s driver's license was suspended for one year.  Early
  Feb 92  saw A.J. working at the Port Chuck High School, clearing
  tables in the cafeteria.  Recently he's been attending counseling
  sessions with Doc Tom Hardy, noted head shrink.  A.J. is gradually
  coming under the spell of the Evil Nicki Langton.
  March 92 -- still a doofus and a loser
  Apr 92 -- Leaping around Evil Nicki even more.
  May 92 -- Still under Nicki's thrall.
  Jun 92 -- during the trial, he stayed pretty neutral.  Nicki tries to
  get him into the sack but A-J passes out instead.  A-J pursues
  Nicki to Washington DC and convinces her return to the loving
  atmosphere of Port Charles.  They return and, on the night of
  his little cousin's christening, A-J and Nicki crash his car
  through a fence.  He had been drinking and lost control of the car.
**Jul 92 -- Nicki saves A-J from a jail sentence for drunken
  driving when she takes the rap for wrecking the car.  A-J grows
  farther away from the Quartermaines, especially Alan.  He and Nicki
  start to plan a life together.
Quartermaine, Edward
  Patriarch of the Quartermaine clan.  Married to Lila, father
  of Alan and Tracy.  Head of the ELQ Company.  Lovable old Schemer.
  Presumed dead when his plane crashed in the Bermuda Triangle;
  Anna subsequently found him and returned him to PC, where he
  testified against Paul Hornsby's employers (the evil BAFT
  organization).  He dislikes Hornsby and doesn't trust him.  He
  and Ned are scheming to rid PC of the Horned-one [YES!!].
  In late Feb 92 it appeared that, for both Tracy's sake and the sake
  of her unborn child, Edward has softened his stance toward Paul.
Quartermaine, Jason
  Seems to be too good to be true.  Home from boarding school, loves
  parents, grandparents, and worries about big brother A.J.  Recently
  asked Dad Alan if he could attend school in Port Chuck instead of
  returning to boarding school.  Alan agreed.  Getting active in a
  volunteer program at GH.  Met Robin mid-March; he thinks she's a
  little kid and she thinks he's hot.
  May 92 -- interested in Karen Wexler, one of the Volunteens.
  June 92 -- After Monica's past with David Langton was revealed at the
  trial, Jason got all honked off at Monica because she had sex 25 years
  ago and didn't tell him.  Also dating Karen.
**Jul 92 -- Jason takes Karen out for a boatride.  He doesn't realize
  Jagger is belowdecks.  The three of them get caught in a ferocious
  storm, the boat breaks up and they're stranded on an island.
Quartermaine, Lila
  Matriarch of the Quartermaine clan.  Married to Edward, mother of
  Alan and Tracy.  Owns ELQ stock.  Gracious and lovely, she appears
  slightly dotty sometimes but knows exactly who's doing what to whom!
  Lila's the only one who can control Edward and Tracy.
**Jul 92 -- hires Jennings' nephew as new butler.
Quartermaine, Monica
  Talented heart surgeon.  Married to Dr. Alan Quartermaine and mother
  of A.J.  Has money in her own right; owns Quartermaine mansion.  On
  board of directors of ELQ and owns large chunk of stock.  When young,
  involved with David Langton who went to Vietnam and was reported
  killed.  Monica had their love child, Dawn, who is now dead.  Mar
  92 .. was devastated when David Langton died in late March.  Old
  affection for David Langton prompted Monica to invite the Evil Nicki
  to live at the Quartermaine mansion until she's over the shock of her
  father dying.  Monica'd better watch her step around Tracy, who
  suspects there's something more to Monica's being nice to Nicki.
  Apr 92 -- confronted by Alan about her past relationship with David
  Langton, Monica confesses all.  She still has a blind spot as far as
  Evil Nicki is concerned, and refuses to believe Tracy's accusation
  that she found Nicki rifling Monica's bedroom drawers.  Sued by
  Nicki Langton end of Apr 92 for the wrongful death of David Langton.
  May 92 -- spends month depressed and angry over the lawsuit.
  June 92 -- wins lawsuit; attains a shaky reconciliation with Alan,
  but still somewhat on the outs with A-J and Jason.
Quartermaine-Hornsby, Tracy
  Daughter of Edward and Lila, mother of Ned Ashton.  Tracy was
  formerly married to Lord Larry Ashton and is now married to Paul
  Hornsby.  She loves Paul and but realizes both of them are in love
  with the same person...Paul!  Because of their honeymoon antics,
  Tracy recently found out she's pregnant.  Paul (old "one shot")
  is not thrilled.  Tracy is settling into pregnancy; her character
  appears more vulnerable and she and Paul decide to try and have a
  normal family life after their baby is born.  Tracy had a couple of
  "scares" (you know, sharp pains) with the baby and is taking it
  very easy.  She's also learned that Paul is more attentive when she
  has these "scares" and so is having them a bit more frequently.
  Tracy is uneasy with Nicki living in the house and is watching Paul
  like a hawk.  Apr 92 -- Tracy discovers Evil Nicki pawing through
  the dresser drawers in Monica/Alan's bedroom.  Nicki has some lame
  excuse that Tracy doesn't believe.  When Tracy rats on her to Monica,
  trying to warn her against Nicki, big old dumb Monica refuses to
  believe her!  May 92 -- still pregnant and happier in her marriage
  to Paul.  Late May has a premature boy baby (who looks a lot like a
  lamb chop) who is named Dillon Albert Quartermaine Hornsby (whew!).
  Jun 92 -- not much of Tracy this month; baby in critical condition
  taking up her time.  She's trying to use the baby to control Paul
  and irritates him by planning a giant christening for Baby Rambo.
**Jul 92 -- After a horrible rainstorm that flooded the streets of PC,
  Tracy is suspicious about where Jenny, Ned, and (especially) Paul
  spent the night.  In Paul's pants pocket, she finds a 2-carat
  diamond earring that belongs to Jenny (who noticed it missing
  after the night int the "Bed and Bath" shop).
Romero, Simon
  Playboy/business tycoon from the Isl of San Sebastian.  Apr 92 he
  arrived in Port Chuck; all the businesmen are salivating after
  Romero's money.  Holly was "close" to Romero when she was in San
  Sebastian; also, Tiff knew Romero when she was a movie star in Europe.
  In Apr 92 Simon upsets Ned and Edward by offering to buy ELQ!
  May 92 -- still in Port Chuck, donating money to hospital and
  buzzing around Holly.
  Jun 92 -- wants to buy an ELQ ship docked in Hong Kong and is
  pressuring Ned to make the sale.  Romero has his fingers in the
  San Sebastian pie but we don't know yet to what extent he is
  involved.
**Jul 92 -- makes deal for ELQ ship w/Nedling.  Romero and "Father"
  Martin make arrangements to offload illegal weapons onto Bill's ship
  so they can be smuggled into San Sebastian.  Uh oh, mid-July finds
  them loading the guns onto Bill's ship.  Father Martin runs into
  Bill (whom he tortured and almost killed in the past) and the two of
  them fight.  Martin ends up shooting Bill; Holly rushes to his side
  and Romero pops in to see what the noise is about.  He sees Bill and
  Holly (SHOCK!) and they see HIM.  Later, Romero and Father Martin
  argue about Bill; Holly eavesdrops on their conversation and learns
  that Romero is on the side of the oppressive government in San
  Sebastian.  She also overhears Romero telling Fr. Martin that he can
  get rid of Bill after they've landed.  So even though he comes across
  to Holly as a good guy, she knows the "truth" about him.
Scorpio, Anna Devane Lavery
  Co-owner of Devane-Donnelly Investigations.  Currently married to
  Robert Scorpio (for the second time), formerly married to semi-
  mobster Duke Lavery. Cesare Faison, arch-criminal and smoker of
  skinny cigars, is obsessed with Anna.  Anna, while in love with
  Robert, still finds herself attracted to Faison.  In January, Anna
  was kidnapped by Faison.  In early February we find that Anna's old
  nanny, Nanny MacTavish, also took care of Faison and Holly!  ack!
  Mar 92 -- presumed dead.
  Apr 92 -- still presumed dead.
  May 92 -- still presumed dead.
  Jun 92 -- embarrassing appearance in an ABC sit-com called "Jack's
  Place".  Bad News: "jacks place" was renewed for another 6 shows.
Scorpio, Holly Sutton
  Believed to be dead; wife of Robert.  Disappeared in a plane crash
  in Australia and was in a coma for a while.  She's surfaced in NYC
  and ran into Robert at a party.  She was very shook up upon meeting
  Robert again, but agrees that they should divorce and accepts that
  Anna is his wife.  Robert's supposed to take care of the divorce.
  In Feb 92, Holly agreed to help care for Robin while Robert's out
  hunting Faison.  She's living in Robert/Anna's house with Robin
  and Uncle Mac (hubba-hubba!).  March 92:  she got the divorce papers
  through the mail and has ambivalent feelings about signing them.
  Mac convinced Holly to manage the Outback Club, much to the
  annoyance of Mac's girlfriend, Dominique, who doesn't want any
  competition around.  At the end of March when the death of Scorpio
  was announced, Holly came all undone.  She's in heavy grief at
  losing Robert.  Apr 92 -- Made a mysterious phone call to someone
  called "Luis" and agreed to meet him in a grocery store down on the
  docks.  When she arrived, Luis had just been knifed to death.  Holly
  met with a guy named Rick, who also knew Luis.  The murder victim,
  Luis Perez, was a high govt official in San Sebastian.  Luis has a
  daughter (Paloma) who is half-sisters with Holly (same mother).
  May 92 -- Told by Simon Romero that Paloma is dead; believes it.
  Thinks she can help "the cause" by pretending to be Paloma.
  Holly is still attracted to Simon Romero but has kept their past
  a secret from Sean and nosy Mac.  Late May she is actively posing
  as Paloma at underground meetings in New Orleans.
  Jun 92 -- in San Francisco, posing as Paloma, she runs into Bill and
  is mugged by an unknown assailant.  She helps a wounded Ric back to
  Port Chuckles.  End of June sees her getting closer to Romero
  to find out what he knows about the trouble in San Sebastian.
**Jul 92 -- wearing an overcoat and fake moustache, Holly stows
  away on a freighter bound for San Sebastian.  She has been told that
  Paloma is alive and Holly wants to see her.  Romero knows Holly's
  plan and is going to follow her because he believes she'll lead him
  to the famous "Jaguar Emerald Mines".  See above under "Simon Romero"
  and "Bill Eckert" for an update of happenings aboard the Love Boat II.
Scorpio, Mac ["SPAM-for-Brains"]
  Brother of Robert Scorpio.  Once estranged from Brother Bob, the two
  of them are now very thick and teamed up together to bust up the
  evil BAFT.  Now Mac owns the "Outback Club" in Port Chuck.  Hung up
  on Dominique Taub.  Mac is living at Robert's house, taking care of
  Robin, while Scorp is in pursuit of Faison.  Holly is also living
  there.  Mac and Sean went to the WSB in late March to find out what
  happened to Robert.  They were told that Robert is dead, along with
  Anna and the Fais-man.  Mac doesn't trust the WSB and won't believe
  Bob is dead until he sees his body.  Also, Mac's been flirting a bit
  with Holly.  He was nicknamed "SPAM-for-Brains" by a loyal GH fan.
  Apr 92 -- Mac sold a half-interest in the Outback Club to Bill.
  He's also working undercover for Sean down on the docks.  Mac's
  relationship with Dominique is rupturing fast as he spends less time
  with his doll-baby and more time on "manly" pursuits.  May 92 -- Mac
  broke up with Dominique.  Mac also becomes increasingly hostile to
  Simon Romero and the obvious "thing" Simon has going with Holly.  Mac
  is getting his P.I. license.  June 92 -- he passes his PI test (see,
  miracles DO happen).  The entire month spent with Sean speculating
  on Holly's involvement w/San Sebastian stuff (yawn).
**Jul 92 -- rescues Felicia from the bad rainstorm and carries her
  back to the Outback Club.  She has a twisted ankle so he ends up
  carrying her back to the Brownstone the next morning [at last
  he's found his niche...human donkey].  He leavs town (thank you, God)
  to investigate the words "Broken Top" that Felicia wrote down during
  a hypnosis session with Doc Tom.  They discvered that "Broken Top" is
  a mountainous area near Felicia's old home in New Mexico.
Scorpio, Robert [Scorp-Dude] [the Stinger]
  Distinction of having the worst hair in Port Charles; it looks like
  a veal cutlet staple-gunned to his skull.  Afficionado of 3" Cuban
  heels.  No lips.  No chin.  Despite handicaps, Robert is perceived
  by GH producers to be one of their leading male stars. He is Police
  Commissioner of Port Chuck, but is scheduled to leave our fair city
  any day now and assume leadership of the World Security Bureau (WSB)
  in Washington.  Married to Anna and father of Robin.  Has vowed
  revenge on Faison because of Cesare's obsession with Anna.  Formerly
  (actually, still is) married to Holly and was surprised to run into
  her at Mac's birthday party in NYC; he had assumed she'd died years
  ago.  He's supposed to be getting a divorce from Holly.  Left Port
  Chuck Feb 25 92 to search for Anna.
  Mar 92 --  Presumed dead.
  Apr 92 --  Still presumed dead.
  May 92 --  Still presumed dead.
  Jun 92 --  Still presumed dead.
  Jul 92 --  Still presumed dead.
Scorpio, Robin [Rat Child]
  Daughter of Anna and Robert.  Has a boyfriend named Roger.  In March
  92 met Jason Quartermaine.  Thinks he's a babe!  I guess Roger's out
  and Jason's in.  Came apart in late March when told of the death of
  her parents.  Along with Uncle Mac, in denial.  Jun 92 -- still has
  a crush on Jason.  Robin's become friendler with Karen Wexler.
Simpson, Eric
  Young doctor at GH; roommates with Amy, Sheila, Jenny and Meg.
  Wants to get closer to Sheila.  Almost lost his medical license
  because of frame-up by A.J. Quartermaine.  Nicki Langton has been
  throwing herself at Simpson but he's not interested in her.
  Apr 92 -- Simpson and Sheila share a bedroom.  May 92 -- Simpson
  gets named in the lawsuit after evil Nicki gets angry with him.
  Jun 92 -- Simpson remembers some crucial stuff from the surgery that
  eventually leads to Monica's acquittal.
Stern, Russell
  Former professor of engineering at PCU.  Went to work for Bill
  Eckert at the fish cannery.  Made goo-goo eyes at Insect Meg but
  was aced out by younger, hipper guy.  BRING BACK RUSSELL!!
  Mar92 -- Russell was made foreman of the cannery crew under new
  owner, Nedling Ashton.
Taub, Dominique [Dumb]
  Girlfriend of Mac Scorpio.  Sometime denizen of loony bin.  First
  married to the now-dead Leopold Taub.  Has money in her own right.
  Lives in an apartment above Mac's "Outback Club"; also has a fancy
  shmancy apartment in NYC.  Spends most of her time in bed with Mac.
  A very pretty but dippy woman, she has elevated hair-flipping to
  an Olympic event.  Becoming jealous of Holly (Feb 92).
  Mar 92:  palsy-walsy with with Julia Barrett but really has nothing
  to do except keep her legs spread, waiting to catch Mac.  In March she
  volunteered at GH to help w/children who have cancer.  Apr 92 -- Dom
  has been chosen to be the "Face of Deception" and it appears that a
  modeling career is ready to take off.  She's not happy with the
  prospects of modeling, however, and wants to keep close to Mac.  He's
  dancing away from her, though, due to his grief about Anna and Robert
  and (I think) his growing attraction to Holly.  Dom has a couple of
  shrieking/sobbing scenes with Mac who is bewildered by her histrionics
  and defensive of his own behavior.  May 92 -- Dom and Mac split the
  sheets.  She's the "face of Deception" in the perfume ads.  She's also
  donating lots of money to GH.  Uses Conner's shoulder to cry on.  Dom
  becoming shrill and nasty towards Mac as her anger surfaces.
  Jun 92 -- Dom proposes buying into the "Deception" company and
  developing a line of cosmetics.  Late June, Dom and Scott travel to
  Texas on cosmetics business.  While there, Dom gets juiced up in a
  cowboy bar and picks a fight for Scott to finish.  What's with this
  bimbo??
**Jul 92 -- nicknamed "Tub" by Bill Eckert.  See "Scott Baldwin" for
  the adventures of the Tub this month.
Vining, Amy
  Nurse at GH.  Amy is gossip queen of GH.  She's getting a bit long in
  the tooth to still be one of the fresh-faced young nurses at GH.
  Apr 92 -- Amy is backhanded by a hysterical patient in the Emergency
  Room.  She clutches her left breast.  Next we see her reading a
  supermarket tabloid article on faulty breast implants.  Apparently,
  she's okay.  May 92 -- FINALLY!  Amy gets a hunk-ola paramedic for a
  boyfriend.  Clean the cobwebs out of that diaphragm, girl!
  Jun 92 -- Amy tells her boyfriend about her breast implants.
  It's okay with him because he's had penile implants himself!
Wexler, Karen
  One of GH's Volunteens, Karen seems to have a troubled homelife.
  Jason Quartermaine is very much taken with her; Robin is jealous
  of her.  During his escape attempt, she talked Jagger Cates back
  into his handcuffs.  May 92 -- during a Volunteen session, we learn
  that Karen has an alcoholic mother and a rotten home life.  She's
  being pursued by Jason Quartermaine but is ashamed of her homelife
  so she's putting him off.  She seems to get along well with Jagger
  Cates, though.
  June 92 -- starts work at Kelly's as a dishwasher.  We get a glimpse
  of her hellish home life with an alcoholic mother who "entertains" a
  lot.  Jason asks her to Baby Lambchop's christening and she attends
  as his date.  Mom Wexler finds the invitation, is impressed with the
  Quartermaine name and decides to crash the party, much to Karen's
  embarrassment.
**Jul 92 -- After her mother crashes the Quartermaine party, Karen is
  too humiliated by her mother's behavior to continue dating Jason; she
  tells Jason that a relationship between them just won't work.  He
  persists; she caves in and continues seeing him (but throwing Jagger
  little yearning looks...hmmmm).  Shipwrecked with Jason and Jagger
  mid-July.  Atkins baby brother tries to molest Karen on the island.
  She is saved by Jagger (and eventually Jason) who manages to toss the
  brother over a cliff and onto some rocks.  Karen is shaken up by the
  rape attempt and is comforted by Jason while Jagger smolders in the
  background (yowch!).  BAck in Port Chuckles, Karen's mother is using
  her disappearance as an excuse to insert herself into the Quartermaine
  home and family.
Wexler, Rhonda
**Jul 92 -- Karen's boozy, floozy, but amusing mother. Crashed the
  Quartermain's party and throughly humilated Karen by getting drunk.
  Is already planning Karen's wedding to Jason. Knew Scott in the past.
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