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From: langbein@pilot.njin.net (John Langbein)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv
Subject: Re: Barbara Woodhouse
Date: 1 Sep 92 16:13:35 GMT
Organization: Information Builders, Inc.

In article <1992Aug24.010815.15037@husc3.harvard.edu> mirsky1@husc9.harvard.edu (David Mirsky) writes:

> Speaking of funny PBS shows, some of the most hilarious shows I have
> ever seen on tv were William ALexander's oil painting shows. SOmetimes
> he was pretty boring, but other times his ramblings and mannerisms
> were unbelievably funny. I dont know if a thread abotu his show has
> been exhausted in the recent past. If not, Id like to hear other 

Ah! Bill Alexander! The man who really brought me back to PBS! 
The man has had a fascinating life. If you ever get the opportunity
to see the documentary on him, watch it.

Everything I have seen him in, he seems like a gracious person who
loves everyone.

> people's favorite excerpts from the show. I remember one strange show
> where he was not by himself, but was with a man from England. Instead of
> painting in the studio, they were outside in a field. It was particularly

Noell Spears. (sp?) IF memory serves me correct. I still prefer Bill.

> nodding and supporting WIlliam ALexander's comments. In one instance,
> the English guy asked WIlliam if he listened to music while 
> he painted. William said yes, but it wasnt the music used at the
> beginning of the show. Then they started to discuss rock and roll!

He is a very hip guy.

I noticed that he and Bob Ross have almost identical phrasings and
styles. Then in a documentary, Bill was saying how proud he was of one
student of his, and went on to say how successful he was. Considering
that Bill Alexander 'invented' the wet on wet technique in the '50s
while living in Canada, I can only figure that Bob was one of Bill's
students. (I think his name may have been mentioned.)
     I am also certain that Bob, in an interview, made mention of Bill
by name as his teacher.

> Im also curious if anyone has actually painted along with him, or
> taken classes, bought any kits to paint in that style.

Never, but I have come clode MANY times.

				John
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From: Gordon_Wong@mindlink.bc.ca (Gordon Wong)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv
Subject: MELROSE PLACE (09/02/92)
Date: 3 Sep 92 05:58:32 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
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Storylines:

[1] Jake steps in when Sandy's involvement with a stranger gets frightening.
[2] Alison resists trading in a new car.

Comments:

[1] How do we get rid of Rhonda for the weekend? Let's send her to an
    aerobics seminar (!). They could've probably come up with a better
    reason than that.
[2] Remember when Paul accompanied Sandy home for the first time. He was
    amazed at Melrose Place and he said, "I'd kill for a place like that."
    Kill, eh? You start wondering about Paul after that.
[3] That answering machine looked like a General Electric type and that
    particular model does not have time capabilities.
[4] Great deadbolts, eh? They don't look like deadbolts to me.
    [a] Sandy rushed home after hearing footsteps behind her. She entered
        her apartment. What would you do after that? Lock the door behind
        her? She didn't even do that.
    [b] Jake took her home. She closed the door. She screams. Jake opens
        the UNLOCKED door. You would think that she would lock the door
        when she came in.
[5] Paul, the obsessed man, works in a nursery. What's the name of the
    nursery? Well, it's called "Nursery". That was really funny.
[6] You just knew that Alison wasn't going to trade her car in.
[7] Alison to Billy quotes: "Every time I trust you, something bad happens."
    "You arrogant jerk." He deserved that.
[8] The part I like was when Sandy stood up for herself at the end, although
    it not be the most wise thing to do. But there was a moment there when
    I thought Sandy was going to feel sorry for him when he said that he was
    alone.
[9] Remember, at the beginning they played the Cure song, "It's Friday ... I'm
    In Love". It was Friday and Paul was in love.
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Subject: James Garner is dead.
From: rtiger@vax1.umkc.edu
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 02:20:16 GMT
Organization: University of Missouri - Kansas City


James Garner is dead.

He was found dead in his Beverly Hills home.  

He died of a heart attack at the age of 64.  He was making pancakes for 
breakfast.


RTIGER
(The r stands for Roy)

Hear me roar!
From: edgar@function.mps.ohio-state.edu (Gerald Edgar)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv
Subject: Re: It's Your Move
Date: 4 Sep 1992 14:53:29 -0400
Organization: The Ohio State University, Dept. of Math.
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In article <goldberg.715630779@vincent1.iastate.edu> goldberg@iastate.edu (Adam Goldberg) writes:
>In part II, Matt gets sued for a million dollars because dregs was a no show
>for the sold out show.  In much deeper trouble than ever before he comes
>up with the genius idea of killing off the band.  I think it was a bus wreck.

Wrong.  Norman had sold the magazine article, so he could finally afford to
get a used car.  Matt convinces Norman to donate the car to stage the
accident...


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From: beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck)
Subject: Re: Real "Green Acres" towns (Re: What do you call YOUR remote?)
Organization: Performance Technologies, Incorporated
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 12:43:53 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.040452.27328@speedy.aero.org> mrb@mickey.aero.org (Mike Bacigalupi) writes:
>> Greenacres, WA (yes it is a real place)
>
>Well, there's a Pixley and Hooterville (and maybe some others) just outside
>of Bakersville, CA.
>
>I know, who cares.

Me, for one.  Is there a Crabwell Corners and Stankwell Falls?
How about Simpson's Swamp?
From: "alan kennedy" <alan.kennedy@canrem.com>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv
Subject: what are those things
Date: 23 Aug 92 22:19:12 EST
Reply-To: "alan kennedy" <alan.kennedy@canrem.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Canada Remote Systems

-> Ok, this isn't one of the more entertaining question, but I was
-> watching the Republican convention (and no, that does not neces-
-> sarily decribe my political affiliations) the other night and I saw 2
-> plastic-looking things in front of the podium.  They seemed to be off
-> at angles to the speaker rather than directly in front of him/her.
->
-> Does anyone know for sure what those are??  My first guess was a
-> heads-up display kind-of thing....either that or a spit shield :-)

As you suspected, they are teleprompters. TV screens below
at a 90 deg. angle, are reflected on the angled plexiglass.
They also usually have one built into the podium. This allows
them to look around while reading, and not just stare in one
place.

Rumor has it Dan Quayle had the Flintstones on during his
speech.

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From: JCT3@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv
Subject: NX: SOUNDTRACK
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:53:50 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

Yes, our prayers have at last been answered.  In the new issue of
TV Guide they give a big cheer for the Northern Exposure sound-
track, due in stores September 15.  The article didn't say much about
what tracks are on the CD, but did mention that it was as eclectic
as the show it comes from.


Jim Thomas
Penn State
From: ed@wente.llnl.gov (Ed Suranyi)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv
Subject: Re: Emmy Question
Date: 31 Aug 92 18:10:30 GMT
Organization: UC Davis Dept of Applied Science at LLNL

In article <1992Aug31.120143.3153@memstvx1.memst.edu> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>What got Best Dramatic Series ???
>
>Refering to the Emmies.

Northern Exposure.

Ed
ed@wente.llnl.gov

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From: lenny@inmet.camb.inmet.com (Len Goodman)
Subject: St. Elsewhere - Final Episode
Organization: Intermetrics Inc, Cambridge MA
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 01:35:07 GMT

This topic may have been covered before (perhaps many times) but
what did people think of the last episode of St. Elsewhere?? 
I hated it - I thought it was a complete contrivance.  It seemed 
like the writers couldn't think of an intelligent ending, so they copped 
out and invented the ridiculous one that aired.  It was an awful
way to end a very good show. 
Xref: sparky rec.arts.tv:17057 rec.arts.sf.tv:2965
From: krelos@agora.rain.com (Neal Feldman)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv,rec.arts.sf.tv
Subject: Re: QL on USA Cable
Date: 29 Aug 92 18:45:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: agora.BtrDFE.1nG
Distribution: usa
Organization: Open Communications Forum


In article <g3bnjvj.sallylb@netcom.com> sallylb@netcom.com (Sally Smith) writes:
>QL begins on USA cable Sunday, September 13 at 8/7 with the 2 hour
>version of the pilot! :-)
>
>Then, on Monday the 14th, it begins airing at 7/6, Monday-Saturday.
>

YES!!!!!!!

Neal Feldman    krelos@agora.rain.com
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From: jereese@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (jean reese)
Subject: Re: SB: CONTEST
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 13:14:04 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.195123.23376@pslu1.psl.wisc.edu> jarnolde@pslu1.psl.wisc.edu (John Arnolde) writes:
>In article <BtnLu4.Jv1@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> jereese@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (jean reese) writes:
>
>>hottest stud chained to a bed
>>
>>hottest babe chained to a bed
>>
>Hmm, well, does this mean we actually have to have seen them? Leaves only two 
>choices, now, if we can just use out imagination.....
>
John, the person who suggested the category listed several people they
would like to see locked to a bed, so I thought the category would
be all right if you used imagination, not fact.

Jean

Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: saj@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (john.suravlas)
Subject: Re: AW: SOW article on Lorna
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 12:57:25 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.205334.29179@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> 22302LMK@MSU writes:
>If I have to pick between Lorna on AW and BJ on SB I would have to say Lorna
>hands down. while both actresses are good. Lorna has that passion that just
>draws you to her, plus I feel that she plays her character extremely well. Don't
>get me wrong, BJ is good too, but Lorna has the certain umph.
>
>Lisa

I agree. I would also pick Lorna, If I was to choose between her and BJ,
as good as BJ is, Lorna is better. I wouldn't be surprised that we would
have to choose between the two of them in the up-coming Soap Opera Digest
Awards. 

John
From: lfreeman@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Fluffy Sheep Woman)
Subject: Re: ATWT:AIDS rapist??
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 22:23:58 GMT

In article <mcmahon.7@nd.edu> mcmahon@nd.edu (Sheila M. McMahon) writes:
>In article <Bu0EEv.EIo@andy.bgsu.edu> ckile@andy.bgsu.edu (crystal kile) writes:
>
>>               I think that an AIDS-scare, HIV+ or AIDS storyline is 
>>               brewing here.  Guess we'll find out next week...
>
>I agree. I've thought this for a while now.  In fact, I remember when 
>Margo was at the hospital after the rape, I thought to myself, why hasn't
>anyone brought up the possibility of HIV or other sexually transmitted
>diseases. But then remember when John made a point of telling Tom to call
>him in LA (or wherever he and Iva were going) as soon as the rapist was
>caught? I thought then and there AHA John wants this guy tested for HIV.
>
>I think it will just be an AIDS scare though. I don't think that the 
>writers will do that to Margo. But I hope they do at least go through the
>testing process and deal with Margo's anger and rage over this on top of
>everything else.
>
I don't think they'll do that to margo either.  my guess is that the rapist 
will be HIV+ -- but then they've got 6 monthes to wait out before they can
be sure Margo is HIV- --  a lot of dramatic tension to play with.  (besides,
in soap time, 6 monthes could go on for a couple of years... :-) :-) )

				fluffy
From: pinyan@ren.East.Sun.COM (Ann Pinyan)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Worse than Carly/Izzy???
Date: 3 Sep 1992 12:32:50 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Distribution: world
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Hmmm - I'm not defending Carly here, but I would think the reason the
writers shifted the focus to Carly after the "news" was 2-fold.  One,
because Izzy isn't willing to talk to anyone about it, so how do you
show her dealing with it?  She ISN'T dealing with it right now, and
when she does, I'm sure the focus will shift.  And two, I do think that
Chappell is far better at expressing emotions and if the writers are
trying to bring the viewers into the feelings, Carly can do that better
than Izzy.  Make any sense at all?

Ann

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From: n2413@cray.com (Jo Theis)
Subject: Re: ATWT:  question
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 26 Aug 92 12:49:00 CDT

In article <2235@sjfc.UUCP> glb3833@sjfc.UUCP (Gidget Bowden) writes:
>Hi all, I just have a quick question.  Who was the actor to play
>Tom Hughes when Tom and Margo were involved with the Mr. Big
>thing?  I know Margret Colin played Margo, and I think it was Justin
>Deas who played Tom, but am I hallucinating.

You may very well be halucinating (lucky dog!), but you are indeed 
correct.  That was Justin Deas, Margaret Colin's future husband.
>
>Nursie, more pills please!
>
>--Giggles

- JlJ

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From: plaice@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Marcie Plaice)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: GL: Tomorrow's update
Date: 2 Sep 1992 09:29:36 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
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In <1992Sep2.133756.13749@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> lkern@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Leesa J Kern) writes:

>Hey gang.

>Still haven't received any e-mail or net-news info if anyone is going to 
>pick-up tomorrows update, so I'll do it when I get back.

I just found out that I won't be leaving town until Friday, so I could
do a brief update on Thursday.  If this isn't ok, let me know.

--Marcie


>Leesa

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>With all the socialization I've gone through, it's hard to say whose ideas are
>expressed here!
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From: zaccaria@mtl.mit.edu (Carolyn Zaccaria)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC:TAN:Happy birthday, you September ratsters!!
Date: 1 Sep 92 15:08:06 GMT
Organization: MIT Microsystems Technology Laboratories

In article <harris.715313924@drvax3> harris@drvax3.msfc.nasa.gov (Mitch Harris) writes:
>Ah hem.....mememememeeeeee......
>Happy Birthday to yewwwww,
>Happy Birthday to yewwwww,
>Happy BIRTHDAY all yew ratsterssss - 
>Happy Birthday to yewwwww!!!

I'm joining in Beverly's song! Happy Birthday! I'm kind of sad to see
the fall set in...:-( forgive my whining :-))

In this week's tv guide in the soaps, it "rates the teenagers". Here's
AMC's:  "All My Children: Haley Vaughn (Kelly Ripa), the squirrel-
cheeked, senior-class virgin with a big vodka problem and a dead rapist
husband, has become the focal point of AMC, and frankly, we don't know
how this soap would survive without her. But we'd sure love to find out.
Score: 3."

(this is on a scale from 1 to 10).  Y&R's teens got a 10, AW: 8, GH:
Zzzzzz; OLTL: 10, ATWT: 5, SB got a 2 with "audacity" being a 10.
I think Vaughn is a good actress, IMO, the storylines and writers
are to blame for this.

I'm pretty bored with AMC right now. I hope it picks up. I don't want
to see one more scene with Edmund and Dimitri getting in a fist fight.
It's really old.

CAZ
From: lhess@ncrclm.ClemsonSC.NCR.COM (Leah Surber)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: GL: Comments and such
Date: 28 Aug 92 12:47:31 GMT
Reply-To: lhess@ncrclm.ClemsonSC.NCR.COM (Leah Surber)
Distribution: usa
Organization: NCR E&M CLEMSON Liberty, SC

In article <1992Aug26.161408.11923@morrow.stanford.edu>
roo@westmark.Stanford.EDU (Becki Tants) writes:
>Couple of comments:
>
>3) i saw the 'mallet get's hurt' thing coming from a ways away, but i 
>definately like how they worked it in...this is going to put a LOT of 
>people out looking for who planted that bomb.  Then maybe we can send
>Alan_Michael off to go spend some time with Dad....(of course, probably
>not - but try this one on for size - he panics and calls roger for help -
>roger gets pierre knocked off in such a way that it's clear he was the one
>who planted the bomb, and AM is now beholden to Roger in an even bigger
>way.....)


Well what do you think it's going to be - Mallet paralyzed or blind -
I think it will be blind.  I don't think I can take it if I have to
watch Mallet (scrumptious creature that he is) wallow in self pity and
push Harley away,  which of course after many long agonizing months
he will regain his health and we will have a wonderful wedding.

BTW Eve has some kind of bedside manor.


>
>4) I really wish Elani would just DUMP AM soon - i'm getting bored

        Really - either do it or don't,  but stop toying around with this
             Musette crap.

>
>5) Am I the only one who fast forward through Ed and Lillian scenes?
>i mean, that can't get any more boring can it?  jsut a lot of melodramatic
>spouting with no plot advancement.  

        I think Lillian is going to turn into some kind of Fatal Attraction
        nut.  Honestly - it was **one kiss**!!
>
>6) I am REALLY looking forward to the day that roger finds out about 
>his daughter and ross - i think if he were to find out in private, he'd
>keep it quiet 9after some argueing), but i think it's more likely that 
>he'll get a tip that ross has his mistress over, and show up with a film
>crew, exposing them before he get's a chance to realize what'ss goin
>on

        Interesting idea - but what's the big deal if it goes public
        anyway - They are both consenting, single adults.
L.
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From: doreen@svl.cdc.com (Doreen Matsuzaki)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: :( :(
Date: 27 Aug 92 17:14:24 GMT

mjheal@bnr.ca (MJ Heal) writes:

>AND THEN,  I was skimming through my new SOU magazine and came
>across the most horrible piece of gossip.  They reported that the
>character of HAWK might be brought back.  No confirmation or
>anything,  but just the thought.  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- PO'd Papaya

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From: stanton@athena.cs.uga.edu (Catherine Stanton)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Roman's time off
Date: 27 Aug 92 01:26:45 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <17gvraINNc6p@agate.berkeley.edu> sally@anableps.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson) writes:
>
>Well, the wife maybe but what about the kiddies....I mean it seems
>that we see less of the twiners--almost not at all--since Wayne
>took over the family.....
Wait! We saw them BEFORE he took over the family? Hmmm I musta blinked
during that episode. B^)

>Spud--so are they going for reality and make IckieBarfitrice loss
>weight and her hair (oh what will become of the Chameleon Hair Dye)--Peel
I see a rendition of the movie "The Doctor" coming up here.  But you
know, the woman who played the cancer patient in that movie would make
a MUCH better Isabella.  Why lose the character? Just get rid of Staci
Greason and hire this woman.

Catherine Stanton
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Organization: Office of the Dean - CFA, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
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Date: Tue,  1 Sep 1992 12:44:21 -0400 
From: Liz Fox <lf01+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: DOOL: Friday - Icky and Gnarly
	<1992Sep1.001529.4554@cbfsb.cb.att.com>

On 01-Sep-92 in Re: DOOL: Friday - Icky and..
user timothy.j.mizerak@cbnews writes:

[lots of Icky defending deleted because he must have been delirious]


>So, what is wrong with me and how do I get the antidote for whatever I
>have????  :-)

Tim Tim Tim...come with me.  You have been working too hard....you
haven't had enough R&R or S&M lately.....here have some dark
chocolate...now isn't that better?  We'll go off into the woods...yes,
that's right I'll wear the black bustier with the whips and
handcuffs...sure honey, anything you say....


I'll report back later when Tim comes back to his senses.


Big B

Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: 22302LMK@MSU
Subject: Re: SB
Organization: Michigan State University
Date: 27 Aug 1992 10:29:34 EDT

------------------------- Original Article -------------------------
From: brookie@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Slinky)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: SB
Date: 27 Aug 92 00:56:38 GMT
Organization: Purdue University


	I have a favorite villianess..but I can't seem to remember her name.
Does anyone here remember the storyline with the psychic and Cruz & Eden?
I absolutely loved the storyline with her in it.  For no reason, I just
thought the psychic lady was a good actress.  It's one of those things that is k
The last I remember, he was moving back to the forest and that was YEARS ago.
Kinda like to do this reminiscing.  I can't wait to see the results of the
survey.

Shoot I know who your talking about, but I don't remember her name. I can see
her face too, she had short blond curly hair and wore these huge funky earrings
all the time. She was trying to help Cruz find Adrianna after Ethan kidnapped h
er. But I thought she was a big flake, she only stuck around because she fell i
n love with Cruz, and wanted him for herself. OF course Edend took care of that
bitch toot sweet:-)

Lisa

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