HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hovnania@iftccu.boeing.com (Paul Hovnanian)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Re: Haha GGBJ!
Date: 19 Nov 92 17:41:42 GMT
Organization: Boeing Commercial Airplane Group


Does anyone know where I can find a bucket of prop-wash???
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Presidential Decree.....
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 01:34:48 GMT

equipt@etch-eshop.Berkeley.EDU (Etcheverry Equipment Inventory) writes:

>Thanks to President Elect Clinton now we can all come out of the closet:
>It's going to be an ALL GAY MILITARY.....
>Watch out US ARMY, US NAVY, US AIRFORCE best of all Watch out
>U S   M A R I N E S......we are going to penetrate you gays I mean Guys..

Anyone catch the USA Today front page on that?  "Clinton To Allow
Homosexuals in Military"  "Is Your Meat Safe?"

They claim they're two separate articles.  You be the judge.
-- 
First they came for the fourth amendment, but I said nothing since I wasn't a
drug dealer. Then they came for the second amendment, but I said nothing
because I'm not a gun owner. Then they came for the sixth amendment, but I
kept quiet since I knew I wasn't guilty.  Finally they came for the first
amendment, and by then it was too late to say anything at all.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather)
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 22:34:06 GMT

In article <1e86m3INNgk1@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_d604@ceres (David Scutt) writes:
>aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine) writes:
>: 
>: all time favorites: Yawning in technicolor 
>:   Engaging in an involuntary protien spill (carlin)
>: -- 
>
>How about...
>	Puke
>	Spew
>	Emit
>	Chunder
>	Retch
>	Sick Up
>	Do A Technicolour Yawn
>	Park The Tiger
>	Yell for Ralph
>	Call Europe On The Great White Telephone
>	Make A Pavement Pizza
>	Have a School Lunch Re-Run
>	Air The Diced Carrots		(personal favourite :-7 )
>	Barf and Produce The Liquid Laugh
>
>
Oh PLEASE!!  I got drunk this weekend, and, while I was performing the
action so carefully named above, (kneeling on the floor) I thought of
calling it "Praying to the porcelain god"  (and other worse things I can't
really post!)

Heather macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca
From: ag@duke.cs.duke.edu (Arman Glodjo)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: GGBJ
Date: 20 Nov 92 06:07:41 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Duke University Computer Science Dept.; Durham, N.C.

real.  I need to prove this SOON.  I have faith in all of you, 
help me out, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If someone has it, please, email me asap, as I have went on a limb
in trust of all of you.  Thanks a lot to whomever will be kind 
enough.
AG
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kstrohm@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Kyle W Strohm)
Subject: Re: guess what
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 03:35:50 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.032402.17029@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> news@magnus.acs.o
hio-state.edu writes:
>This article was probably generated by a buggy news reader.

Hey.....look at me....I'm a buuuuuuuggy news reader!!!!
Haaaaaaaaaahahahaha.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 22:07:01 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.121319.23081@maths.tcd.ie>, jlaird@maths.tcd.ie (Jonathan Laird) writes:


>How do green bottles *hang* on walls??????????  
>
Glue.
-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: EC0AAEF <EC0AAEF@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU>
Subject: Connected Name Sequence
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-21659]: music.tcs.tulane.edu
Organization: Your MUSIC System
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:58:52 GMT

Try this one on for size

Naomi Judd Nelson Reckefeller Center Stage Play Dough Boy
George Jefferson Davis Love Canal Street Justice Douglas
Fairbanks Alaska (Rank = 18)

EXPLANATIONS:

Naomi Judd - Country Music Singer
Judd Nelson - Actor
Nelson Rockefeller - Rich Guy
Rockefeller Center - Big Building
Center Stage - A Comedy Club
Stage Play - A Script
Play Dough - Food For Infants
Dough Boy - An Add Campaign
Boy George - A Weirdo
George Jefferson - Movin' On Up To The Eastside
Jefferson Davis - President of the Confederacy
Davis Love - Golfer
Love Canal - Dioxin Dolly's Home Base
Canal Street - Famous Street in New Orleans
Street Justice - Bad Television Show Starring Carl Weathers
Justice Douglas - Dead Guy Who Used to Wear a Robe
Douglas Fairbanks - Another Actor
Fairbanks Alaska - Damn its Cold.


LET'S SEE YOU BEAT THIS ONE|

CHAS
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: mommy mommy
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livian)
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 21:23:26 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

In article <1992Nov15.010931.131184@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN) writes:
>In article <ufaustus.721682290@mcl>, ufaustus@mcl.ucsb.edu (Mark Bergem) writes:
>>In <1992Nov11.4202.5923@dosgate> mike.clemens@canrem.com (mike clemens) writes:
>>
>>>Quoting <u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au>
>>
>>>>> Kid: Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going in circles?
>>>>> Mommy: shut-up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor, too!
>>
>>>>Kid: Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts.
>>>>Mommy: Shut up and keep eating.
>>
>>>Kid: Mommy, mommy, when are we going to get to America?
>>>Mommy: Shut up and keep swimming.
>>
>>
>>Kid:Mommy, Mommy, do we have to see Grandma?
>>Mommy:Shut up and keep digging
>>
>>Kid:Mommy, Mommy, what happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
>>Mommy:Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
>>
>>Kid:Mommy, mommy, do we have to have hamburger?
>>Mommy:Shut up and keep your hand in the meat grinder.
>>
>Kid:Mommy, mommy, when are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
>Mommy:Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
>
>Kid:Mommy, mommy, why is Daddy running away?
>Mommy:Shut up and reload.
>
>Tom Schmidlin

Kid:Mommy,mommy, can I play with Grandmother some more ?
Mommy: Shut up and return the bones back to the closet!

Livian
From: inde7fw@rosie.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ggbj
Date: 16 Nov 1992 14:22 CST
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: rosie.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    



      okay, the fun's over.  the joke doesn't actually exist.  it was created
to drive people crazy.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Date: 22 Nov 92 06:15:33 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov21.223619.13299@gmuvax2.gmu.edu>, 2261as@gmuvax2.gmu.edu ( )
writes:
>In article <1992Nov12.143325.17656@u.washington.edu> whit@carson.u.washington.e
du (John Whitmore) writes:
>>In article <BxL834.GDv@constellation.ecn.uoknor.edu> norlin@midway.ecn.uoknor.
edu (Norman Lin) writes:
>>
>>>I missed the first part of this thread, so forgive me if this has already
>>>been said: for strictly positive numbers, I think base 1 is suitable:
>>>
>>>1: 1
>>>2: 11
>>>3: 111
>>>4: 1111
>>>5: 11111
>>>... ad nauseum.
>>
>>      Yes, that DOES work.  The difficulty is in representing
>>real numbers (as fractions).
>>
>>1: .1
>>2: .11
>>3: .111
>>4: .1111
>>
>>but
>>1/2: ???
>>
>>      John Whitmore
>
>
>according to this, 1/2 would be
>[.11111...]  doesn't anyone here remember combinatorics?
>
>I'd like to see someone represent 0.
>
>[0] -ten = [ ] -one  right
>
>I always thought the number bases started with [0] myself.
>so base one is any representation of [0] = 0.
>And of course, the complement is [0]
>so long precision arithmatics goes like:
>
>       00000
>       +00000
>---------------------
>       00000 = [0]-ten
>
>and logical shifts go like:
>        000
>       *000
>-----------------------
>      000    = [0*0=0] -ten
>
Maybe you have to be an engineer to get it but I expect not, this has
absolutely no semblance to humor.
-- 
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
758-0207
MLSA

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: cdash@moet.cs.colorado.edu (Charles Shub)
Subject: Larson is sick sicksick
Organization: University of Colorado at Colorado Springs
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 21:41:52 GMT

But how do i explain (to my 12 year old son) what is so hilarious
about "Picture of Dorian Gray and His Dog"
-- 

charlie shub  cdash@cs.Colorado.EDU       -or-         (719) 593-3492     
on leave at the University of Iowa  cdash@cs.uiowa.edu (319) 335-0739
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: jbv@IMD.Sterling.COM (James B Vacanti)
Subject: Re: NEEDED: Urban jokes
Summary: This is an OLD joke! 
Keywords: Urban (farmer) jokes. 
Organization: Sterling Software
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:33:28 GMT
X-Md4-Signature: 76332d3ddf0a506dec03faf1bd19de53

A city guy was out driving in the country and somehow got stuck in the mud.
He went to a farmer and asked if he could help get him out. The farmer
said 'sure' and went to the barn and got some chains and his tractor.
The city guy says 'Hey wait a minute. You're not going to pull my $15,000
Cadillac with the dirty old tractor are you?'  

The farmer turns back to the barn ans says 'Yeah, your're right. I'm not
going to use my $40,000 tractor to pull out your $15,000 car.'

  

-- 
Jim Vacanti   Grew up on IBM :-) mainframes, now I must learn UNIX(tm) :-(   
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Xref: sparky rec.humor.d:2681 rec.arts.sf.starwars:8449
From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,rec.arts.sf.starwars
Subject: Re: Star Wars
Date: 17 Nov 1992 06:18:14 GMT
Organization: Turkey Hall
NNTP-Posting-Host: kepler.unh.edu

>	I've seen lots of pieces of the script from Star Wars
>floating around here recently.  I was wondering if anyone knows
>where there is a copy on the net.  If all three films exist, that 
>would be even better, as I'm looking for Obi-Wan's, and Yoda's
>warnings to Luke about the strength of the dark side, and the
>ease that it can be fallen into.  Thanks a lot in advance....

Not only are all three Star Wars scripts available on the net, but so are
a few others, and so is a Star Wars newsgroup (which I have added to the
Newsgroups line) called rec.arts.sf.starwars.

The three scripts are available by anonymous FTP to wpi.wpi.edu.  Look in
the /starwars/Scripts directory.  Also, if you want other scripts (The
Princess Bride, Airplane!, Monty Python whatever) you can ftp to
cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu and look in the /misc/fun/movies/scripts directory.

-- 
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           |__                                 ============================||
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|   |            |__            you going?     || I am the way, the truth, ||
|                   |__                        || and the life, and no man ||
|                      |__                     ||  cometh unto the Father  ||
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From: dubin@cs.arizona.edu (Michael David Dubin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Secretly Wishing... (was: Feminist Jokes)
Date: 17 Nov 92 03:17:56 GMT
Organization: U of Arizona CS Dept, Tucson

In article <721737957snx@syzygy.DIALix.oz.au> cam@syzygy.DIALix.oz.au writes:
>
>In article <1992Nov9.220756.28768@netcom.com> whedon@netcom.com writes:
>
> > >It's WOMEN, and its not funny!
> > So, how about a little cascade, honey?
>No! She's only after your money!
Especially if today is sunny!

I am the anti.sig

Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: jiazhang@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Jiajie Zhang)
Subject: Volunteers Needed for an Experiment in Cognitive Psychology
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 14:30:29 GMT



We are currently conducting an experiment to study how people solve
very simple problems.  We ask for volunteers to participate in this
experiment.  It only takes about 2 to 3 minutes.  Plus, it is fun and
enjoyable. 

To do the task, simply type:

telnet canyon.psy.ohio-state.edu (or 128.146.112.91)
Login: psyexp
(No password is needed.)

Then enter your terminal type, such as vt100, sun, xterm, and so on.

Everything is fully automatic and self-explained.

If you have any questions, please feel free to call me or send me
an email.

Thank you for your help.

-----
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Assistant Professor		(614)-885-7995 (home)
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Columbus, OH 43210
From: kosts@ursa.calvin.edu (Steven Koster)
Subject: Hillary & Madonna
Summary: resemblance???
Organization: Calvin College
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 02:24:34 GMT

Is it just me, or is there a remarkable resmblance between
Hillary Clinton and Madonna?  Just picture a little mole on
Hillary's face.....scary thought.


--
Steven J. Koster   =========================================================
 Calvin College Video Productions      |   "In theory, there's no difference
 Grand Rapids, MI  49546   USA         |   between theory and practice.    
 kosts@calvin.edu    CIS: 72020,3342   |   In practice, there is." --Unknown
From: ftm@cobb.ucr.edu (fred metcalf)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Cow pics - Anyone save them?
Keywords: jokes, cows
Date: 18 Nov 92 01:34:36 GMT
Article-I.D.: galaxy.24012
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of California, Riverside

A number of years ago there were many cute "cow" ascii drawings
passing through rec.humor.  They were collected at one point and
I had a copy of the file, but have since deleted it.  Of course, 
I would now like to get it back!  Can anyone mail a copy to me,
or direct me to an ftp source?

Many thanks.

ftm@ucrmath.ucr.edu

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From: Steve.Lake@brunel.ac.uk (Steve M Lake)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Star Wars
Date: 19 Nov 92 12:47:10 GMT
Organization: Brunel University, West London, UK

Try FTPing to WPI.WPI.EDU and look in a directory called starwars and then a 
directory called Scripts, and read the README file. All three films are there.
Login as anonymous, and use your ID for the password 
-- 
+-------------------------+-------------------------------------------------+
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|                         |The Henley Management College                    |
|Disclaimer: Of course I  |                                                 |
|  don't speak for my     |It's not whether you win or loose, but how well  |
|      employers          |               you cheat !                       |
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley)
Subject: Re: Sex
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 04:45:30 GMT

Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
:)From jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley)
:)>In case people are not aware, chain letters are illegal on Internet. If
:)>your sysadmin learns you're sending them, you will most likely have your
:)>account wiped out. Do NOT send this out as a chain letter via e-mail to
:)>your friends. From our system's MOTD:
:)>
:)>29 Oct  There is a email chain-letter going around again.  Chain-letters are
:)>        a violation of both UIUCnet and NSFnet policies.  If you receive one,
:)>        DO NOT forward it.  Warn the sender and other recipients instead.

:)    I'm no expert on the Internet/Usenet, but from what I understand the
:)Internet/Usenet is NOT UIUCnet or NSFnet.

Sorry I was trying to provide a little documentation on it, and that the
only "official" documentation I have readily available is limited as above.
I'm simply trying to help save a few people's accounts from getting scrapped. 
I tried to be nice in mentioning the fact, but didn't feel it necesary
to go out and find every bit of documentation I could to satisfy the people
on this net who flame everywhere they can even if the person is trying to
be helpful. I'm sure most people got the idea without nit-picking, which
was the point of my posting.

-- 
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Organization: Freshman, CIT general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 21:46:06 -0500 
From: Kirsten Marie Olsen <ko24+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Limericks

>From: lee@equinox.unr.edu (Lee T Grasseschi)
>Subject: Limericks
>Date: 19 Nov 92 22:41:28 GMT
> 
>Some dirty limericks for y'all.  I made up the first two, and stole the
>last one:
> 
>There once was a baker named Sherm
>Who flavored his pastries with sperm.
>He said, "What's the matter?"
>As he mixed up his batter,
>"I still use a spoon to stir'm."
> 
>There was a young gal from Montana
>Who had an affair with a banana.
>She hugged it and squeezed it,
>Loved it and teased it, and said
>"It tastes better than a mana."
> 
>There was a young girl from France
>Who got on a train, by chance
>The engineer fucked her
>As did the conductor,
>And the brakeman came in his pants.  
> 
> 
>-- 
>	Lee Grasseschi				
>	University of Nevada, Reno              
	Mackay School of Mines
 
I don't remember this one exactly, but here's my best shot:

There once was a barmaid named Gail,
On whose chest were the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was precicely the same but in Braille.

kirsten
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jfarrell@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (James Farrell)
Subject: FUNNY
Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 03:39:21 GMT

I just heard this on a comedy show:

My girlfriend has a body like Venus ...... 



A big orb surrounded by noxious gases.

Jim Farrell

SIG. under construction
From: tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lots o' pick up lines
Date: 23 Nov 92 19:34:49 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov23.061340.26264@scott.skidmore.edu>, jsouthar@scott.skidmore.
edu (james southard) writes:
>
>Then there's always the line that works when you're building or
>taking apart a set(theatre).
>
>Pick up a screw that you are using
>Go over to an attractive girl and say:
>"Wanna screw?"
>
>Just being helpful
>
>Boffo the wonder slug
>

I always get a great response when I saw "You sure don't sweat much, for a fat
girl."
-- 


Tom Schmidlin       DEEP THOUGHTS: By Jack Handey - I wish a robot would
TES0@LEHIGH.EDU         get elected president.  That way, when he came
215-758-0875            to town, we could all take a shot at him and not
                        feel too bad.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Subject: haha #3
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:01:24 EST

A young lady went to the doctor for a check up.  The doctor started looking her
over and noticed a rash in the shape of a "Y" on her chest.  When he asked her
to expain its origin, she stammered out "Well, um,my boyfriend goes to Yale,
and , well he like to make love with his sweater on.  "That's no problem" said
the doctor and he gave the girl an ointment to clear up the rash.  A second
lady came into the office and he noticed that she had an "H" shaped rash on her
chest.  He asked her where she got it from and she shyly explained that her
boyfriend went to Harvard and that he liked to make love with his sweater on.
The docter gave her some rash ointment too and sent her on her way.  A third
lady came into the office that day and the doctor noticed that she had an "M"
shaped rash. "Let me guess" said the doctor. "Your boyfriend goes to Michigan
and he likes to make love with his sweater on..."  "Well, not exactly" said the
young lady.... "My girlfriend goes to Wisconsin and......"

--
Mike Clemens, Canada Remote Systems
E-Mail:  mike.clemens@canrem.com
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Xref: sparky rec.humor:34266 rec.arts.startrek.misc:11779
From: jsen@.oracle.com (Joydeep Sen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: Re: Kirk's Middle Name -- now it CAN be told!
Date: 18 Nov 92 21:29:39 GMT
Organization: Oracle Corp., Redwood Shores CA
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by an unauthenticated user
              at Oracle Corporation.  The opinions expressed are those
              of the user and not necessarily those of Oracle.

In article <EJH.92Nov5140102@khonshu.colorado.edu> ejh@khonshu.colorado.edu (Edward J. Hartnett) writes:
>In article <1992Nov5.160711.4584@bradford.ac.uk> D.G.Legros@bradford.ac.uk (DG LEGROS) writes:
>
>   It is official, I can't remember where I heard it, but James T. Kirk's
>   middle name is TIBERIUS
>
>
>   DOM - D.G.Legros@uk.ac.bradford
>
>Really, I heard it stood for Terry. I think I saw that in one of the
>episodes. Does anyone out there know what the T stands for? I think
>it's Terry.
>--

I thought it was TESTOSTERONE...but I could be wrong.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman)
Subject: Re: Repost new lyrics to "Sitting on the dock of the Bay"
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 22:46:25 GMT

In article <1ehn85INN231@bigboote.WPI.EDU> rtipnis@wpi.WPI.EDU (Rajeev Tipnis) writes:
>
>original song: (sittin' on) the dock of the bay -- Otis Redding
>
>the modified version: 
>
>
>	(Sittin' On) the Cock of a Gay
	[lyrics deleted]

That's absolutely sick.  Why don't you confine stuff like that to alt.sex
Comply or face my wrath!  Don't lose your head!
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From: wcsv2k@alfred.carleton.ca (Bill St. Arnaud)
Subject: Wanted Telecommunications jokes
Summary: Wanted telecommunications jokes -users vs experts etc
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 18:11:28 GMT

Help  I have to give talk on telecommunications on user prespective.
Would like to spice up with some ribald jokes about telecommunications
in general.  Are there any such things?

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