From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: FAQ list
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:49:57 GMT

Many Many Many Many headers ommitted
(like anyone cared who wrote to who responding to her flaming him
yelling at it kicking the dog and beating it with a very
nasty pointy stick and then jumping up and down on it
until I think of something really nasty to do GRRR!!!)
>>>>>>>Question 1		Is Vic there ?

Not at the current time, no.

>>>>>>Question 2		Is your refrigerator running?

No, I cut of all three of it's legs

>>>>>Question 54 oops 3 How does Anne Elk's (not an elk) Brontasaurus theory
>>>>>                   affect SPAM farming in the Congo?

Well, seeing as Elk's brontasaurus theory really dealt
with dead tyranosauruss(sp) and seeing as how
SPAM is not actually grown in the Congo, as is often
believed, but is, in truth, an unknown isomer
of Plutonium left over from the explosion of Little Boy,
I would say, if I may, that the primary effect would
be that Ross Perot will officially unanounce
his intention to once again, leave the race for
president.

>>   Question 3b		Whose theory is it?

Anne Elk's
By the way, while he (His mother was very nearsighted) wasn't
an Elk, his great-great-great-grand-uncle
was, in fact, a spanish llama.

>>>>Question 4		There is NO QUESTION 4!!!

42

>>>>Question 6		What are the odds that I am an infinite number of
>>>>			monkeys typing for an infinite number of hours?

How much LSD are you on?

>>>>Question 7		How?

Fishing.

>>>>Question 8		Why didn't you include 'Question 5'?

Fishing.

>>>>Question 9		Lemon Curry?

Tim's daughter.
He's a sweet transvestite,
FROM
Transexual, Transylvania
HA HA

>>>>Question 10		Why did you say 'Good Morning'?

I didn't think you would
understand if I said
Fleghm

>>>>Question 11		What are you doing with that nectari...URRGH! <thump>

>>> Question 12            Would you like a 16 ton weight dropped on top of
>>>			_you_,Eric?

He's already dead.
The man with the nectari...URRGH! <thump>

>>> Question 13		Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

I don't know, I've never had one.
Oh, you mean my own.
Well yes actually I do enjoy that.

>>> Question 14		Do you want to come back to my place?
>>                                   Bouncy, bouncy?

Actually I'd rather (* explitive deleted *)

>>> Question 15		Do you want to come upstairs...or have you come
>>>			to arrange a holiday?

It's May day
That's the day When all the nights gather flowers

>>  Question 16		What's that penguin doing on the telly?

Acting in a Bloom County special.

>>  Question 17a		What is your name?

Dave aka the great davemeister

>>  Question 17b		What is your quest?

To seek and find a teaching assistantship

>>  Question 17ci		What is your favorite color?

Black

>>  Question 17cii	What is the air-speed velocity of a sparrow?

What do you mean, African or European?
Sorry... I couldn't fail to respect that one.

>>  Question 18		Could somebody post the script for ****** ?

no
piss off

>>  Question 19		Is your name not Bruce, then?

I told you before it's
dave smurf the amazing davemeister

>>  Question 20		Are you insinuating something?

What, that you are actually a purple
arangatang(sp) with green toenails?
no, of course not. That would be silly.

>   Question 21		Can we borrow your head for a piece of animation?

If you can get it off.

>   Question 22		Did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's
>			mountains green?

Since when are mountains green?
I would only walk on
PURPLE MOUNTAINS MAJESTY
wait, is that a royalistic reference in
such an all-American song?

>   Question 23		Did somebody here say "mattress"?

That's not at all what we did with the
mattress

>   Question 24		What do we mean when we talk about things?

I Know you think you know what I mean, but what you must
understand is that what I said is not at all
what I meant for you to hear.

>   Question 24a		What do I mean by the word "mean"?

cruel nasty with big sharp
pointy teeth grrrrr

>   Question 24b		What do I mean by the word "word"?

Yo Yo Man
Word to your mother
Worms

>   Question 24c		What do I mean by "what do I mean"?

infinity

>   Question 24d         What do I mean by wasting your time like this?

Fishing.

Dave smurf pruple piccadillos are purely a
           prostitutes passion.