HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Embodiment of Cheese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Auto features
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:44:25 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


We saw an ad
for a car
that featured
a 
`driver's-side airbag'.


Heh.

``You're going too fast!  Do you see that stop sign?  Watch out for
that convertible!''

Our car 
has 
a
driver's-side
windbag.

--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: PLEASE ME TELL SPEAK HOW TO 
Followup-To: The Happy Land of Gorgonzola
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 17:56:22 GMT

In alt.sex.movies,
<U22822@uicvm.uic.edu> loudly writes:

>I ALWAYS TRIED TO FIND TOP NEW RELEASE X-VIDEOS AT A LOCAL VIDEO
>STORE (WEST COAST VIDEO) IN CHICAGO LAND AREA.

>BUT I CAN NOT FIND THE HITS THERE. WOULD YOU PLEASE SUGGEST ME WHERE
>TO LOOK FOR ?

"The leg, he is broken," said the man, in fractured English.
                                     --Bulwer-Lytton entry, circa 1985

RICHH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (kevin schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Oh-oh. Sam Kinison is dead.
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 00:29:27 GMT

>He wasn't funny.

>Mark., my death would be no great loss, either, so I should talk
>gooley@netcom.com

Well at least you are not in my kill file...yet.

GOD

Get it?
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: enucleate
Date: 10 Apr 92 17:38:13 GMT
Organization: t.b

jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
> i was five years old when i lost sight in my right eye.

     Following up a fucking cascade, no doubt.

     Ah well, I guess you can be excused -- you
*were* only five years old, and children are to
be expected to do childish things.  Too bad fate
had no pity on your youthful indiscretion.

> i knew a guy who followed up to a cascade.  his penis exploded.

     As well it should have.

> a similar thing happened to a woman.  first, she grew a penis. then
> it exploded.

     Hopefully it had grown inward.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Embodiment of Cheese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:55:23 GMT
Followup-To: alt.postmodern
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    A while back the `on' button broke off of my electric coffee bean
grinder.  You can sort of fit the broken part on and press the button,
or you can press the broken-off stub, so it's not a disaster.

    Yesterday I was thinking about Dave Porush, an English prof I had
had in college.  He's been on my mind lately because I am reading a book
he recommended (IMP PLUS, by Joseph McIlroy) and because I met Samuel R.
Delany at an SF convention a couple weeks ago and finally got to resolve
Dave's boast that he and Delany were old buddies.  He wasn't lying.  I'm
disappointed.

    Dave used to like to rant about `texts that deconstruct their own
authority'.  I sent him that bit from _The Prince of Disco_ that says _A
Discordian is Prohibited from Believing What they Read_.  He liked that.

    I was pretty drunk, and I grabbed the broken-off coffee grinder
button and dropped it into the coffee grinder.  BRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZ.
``Hic,'' I said.  ``I'LL show you how to deconstruct your own
authority.''

--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu (Brennan "CrayDeath" O'Keefe)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My desk
Date: 5 Apr 92 19:25:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: Isis.bmo1.702501958
Organization: Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:

>*  A file folder full of the print out of the Waffle BBS
>documentation.  It's a better buzz than DSZ.DOC, let me tell
>you.  A little harsh if you smoke it without a water bong, though.

This is my favorite item from a posted list this week.
-- 
CrayDeath                     | 
mka Brennan M. O'Keefe        |      This mind intentionally left blank.
internet: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu | 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: THEY SURE AM BRAINY IN REC.ORG.MENSA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 02:27:07 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
)In rec.org.mensa,,
)sue@netcom.com (Sue Miller) writes:
)
))No usenet groups which are unmoderated are at all moderated.
)
)--no truer words were ever spoken.
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

NOT SO FAST! WHAT ABOUT:


gypsy@alembic.acs.com (the dark girl) writes:
>what exactly do you expect of a woman? that she lie in a bathtub all
>day alternately soaping her genitals and sucking your dick...


"Was such a vision of such grand importance ever more beautifully stated."
                --Roger 'sorta like Winston Churchell' Carasso


-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Rotay-Tor, Evil Master of Bun Rotation)
Subject: Re: FACES OF DEATH
Organization: The Church of Mr. Whipple
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 14:30:02 GMT

In article <3238@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
*rec.arts.comics:
*When someone dies is it best to use polypropolene or polyethelene body
*bags?  And for backing boards, obviously acid-free is best, but do I
*use one with each bag or one every two or three bodies (I stack them
*vertically)?

Irrelevent.  No one dies in comics.  It might happen occasionally but they
always end up getting ressurrected or something.


Mark "Sweep up the dust of Element Girl" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (kevin schnitzius)
Subject: Re: lizard brown and out on the town
Keywords: can you say wasted bandwidth
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 00:23:37 GMT

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson) writes:
>Well, here i am its almost 5

I.Q or age?

> [ stupid exam questions deleted ]

>any other suggested ?s.....

1).  Take this crap to rec.humor where all the other dweebs hang out.

--
Kevin Schnitzius
kschnitzius@encore.com

The goddam machine where I usually read the news went down taking my
kill file with it.  I never realized exactly how much shit a froup 
could take before turning brown.  The sad fact is that I would have
read this anyway since I usually kill be subject until somebody has
really annoyed me.

I can't believe I followed this up.  Whoa is me.
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian The Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: is it getting hoot in here.
Keywords: random breast references.
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:21:06 GMT
Reply-To: shakes@rummy.detox.dt
Organization: the blofeld was framed  society

In article <1992Apr13.172324.28617@sci34hub.sci.com>, gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
In arctical <brr>, gypsy@alembic.acs.com (d*rk g*rl) whispered:
|> =>> this restaurant opened up in my area called "Hooters."
|> =>> and yes, the "OO" is a caricature of a pair of tits.
|> =>> and yes, they sell t-shirts, and have wet t-shirt
|> =>> contests.
|> 
|> There's one here, too, about five minutes from my house. Always packed,
|> seems like.  
|> Oddly enough, their logo is an owl, with the "OO" superimposed over the
|> eyes....

You know, the h00ters car won the last Food City 500 Stock Car Race.

I was quite proud indeed.
It also gave me an excuse to lounge around watching TV and screaming
	"HOOTERS"
at odd moments.

One of my private goals is to go there someday.

-- 
+------------+ "Som [Roundheads] had their harts pulled out
|    xian    |   which the Papists gnawed with their teeth"
| ----<--<@  |                    x
+------------+	 - Samuel Clarke's _Martyrology_,1651. -
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: No Mr Bond, I expect you to die
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 21:13:19 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <PsDsiB3w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>
>> In article <eVFoiB12w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocent
>> >sabbott@nmsu.edu (ABBOTT) writes:
>> >
>> >> 
>> >> All my digital signal processing equipment still fails to render my
>> >> guitar that _Early James Bond_ sound.
>> >> 
>> >
>> >That's because the original scores were performed by a banjo, not a
>> >guitar.
>> 
>> No, it's because those old James Bond scores were played on a Mosrite.
>
>What the fuck(tm) is a Mosrite?
>
>I feel like I have missed out on something important.

It's the brand of guitar that was used by the Ventures.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: baker-j@swallow.cis.ohio-state.edu (john t baker)
Subject: Re: Time After Time  (Was:  "It was ELVIS!!! (WAS: Time)")
Keywords: blue suede shoes
Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Computer and Information Science
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 13:54:07 GMT

In article <10318@inews.intel.com> bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <1992Apr7.182443.5031@nic.unh.edu> mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker
>to Robots) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr6.165805.5712@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
>>>>>> Elvis is dead.
>>>>>Pelvis wrist head.
>>>> Elvish knish-head.
>>>Melvins Fist bled
>>Kelvin's fish fed.
>Lavoris dread.
>

So anyway, I'm making this new movie about this network
of amateur radio operators who talk all night long all 
the time.  One day one of them is kiled by a serial
killer.  In honor of him, one night none of them talk.

"Silence of the Hams"
--
John Baker
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (Billy Joe Bissette)
Subject: Politicalucorrectaphobia (Was Re: Predictions)
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 16:25:47 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.145616.9734@ncsu.edu>, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (Billy Joe Bissette) writes:
|> A person on the run run, killing wantonly, and everyone else.  Hunted by the
|> law for the dasterdly crimes.  Eventually the police captured this person, but
|> the wily lawyer who is hired blows a shotgun pattern into the prosecution's
|> case.  The lawyer proclaims that the net, and talk.bizarre in particular,
|> are self-moderated; the police had no jurisdiction!  The killer is free, but
|> now looks at a news reader with no talk.bizarre, because everyone is dead; in
|> the kill files. 
|>    
|> -- 
|> ----------bill the clueless, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
|> Go, Go, Gadget Clue.  No, Gadget Clue, not Gadget Hammer!  Help Brain!
|> What do you mean, "The Swedish Chef got him."  Stop Gadget Hammer!
|> No, not Gadget Flame! Stop!  Stop!!
|> 

No!  It can't be happening!  Am I becoming politically correct!?  A story with
no genders in it.  Help!  Help!

-- 
----------bill the clueless, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Go, Go, Gadget Clue.  No, Gadget Clue, not Gadget Hammer!  Help Brain!
What do you mean, "The Swedish Chef got him."  Stop Gadget Hammer!
No, not Gadget Flame! Stop!  Stop!!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns)
Subject: Re: [morrisas] Product Endorsement for Moon-Balls (tm).
Organization: the rain dogs
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 1992 04:55:43 GMT

In article <1992Apr4.192157.24538@zip.eecs.umich.edu> fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields) writes:
>>gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
>>
>>>i usually just go to the ladies room and masturbate.
>
>Last time I did that some chick got me locked up.

well, you're supposed to close the DOOR on the STALL,
first, you know.

also, be very, very, quiet.

m
-- 
minerva burst from joves head with a helluva yell but that does not prove 
that we should stand in awe of every case of mastoiditis            archy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jchrist@GeoWare.COM (Jesus Christ)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Diane, a small box of chocolate bunnies, please!
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 21:27:33 EDT
Organization: GeoWare Software Design, Toronto ON

 BBS: CRS Premium Bulletin Board - Hayes V9600/ULTRA  (416) 629-7000
Date: 04-14-92 (16:57)              Number: 112462
  To: ALL                           Refer#: NONE              (Msg #103 of 123)
From: CHARLIE TING                    Read: NO
Subj: RADIO SCANNER                 Status: PUBLIC MSG
Conf: IBM (2)                    Direction: FORWARD
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hey, everyone. I am interest in the radio scanner. If you have one or
where could I buy it, please leave me a message !!
                                                        Thanx

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   |            Jesus Christ       -> jchrist@GeoWare.COM <-           |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu (Christian   Claiborn)
Subject: Smock wonderings
Organization: University of New Hampshire
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 01:27:27 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.12

Hi, I was wondering if anyone would give me a blo*job.  Please, I'm really
desperate.  I'm 5'4", and have gigantic bosoms.  Thank you for your attention.


					Bill (the greek)
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11062 alt.sex:14365
From: fitch@rain.cs.odu.edu (Tracy Fitch)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Date: 13 Apr 92 22:49:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr13.224934.29819
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Old Dominion University Dept. of CS, Norfolk VA

In article <1992Apr13.152419.3420@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <1992Apr13.033902.3085@leland.Stanford.EDU> shedevil@leland.Stanford.EDU (Paula Abdul Jabbar) writes:
>>
>>
>>For crying out loud you guys!!!...don't you realize that
>>alt.missing-kids is a newsgroup to deal with CHILD ABDUCTION?  Take it
>>OUT of the newsgroup line for this CLINTON thing..PLEASE!!!
>
>Oh, sorry.  I thought this was alt.sex.missing-kids.

You sir, are an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*****************************************************************************
* If all the world's a stage,        Tracy Fitch, AKA  Master THEspian      *  
* I demand to see the script         fitch@xanth.cs.odu.edu                 *
* I want better lighting                 NCSSM c/o 91                       *
* and where the hell's the stage manager when you need him?                 *
*****************************************************************************
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Alfvaen)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: well how about that?
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:28:34 GMT
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada

Brian K Ferrand writes
> 
>  ROGER CARASSO flamed my very first t.b post.
> 
>  whooooeeee!
> 
>  smmmmooooooccchhh.
> 
> 
>  thanks ROG,
> 
>  - brian -

Hey!  Brian's in the club.  Welcome to the talk.bizarre newbies club.

At least I think I've been flamed by CARASSO.  Maybe not.  Maybe I've just  
been killfiled.
--

---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Current Album--The Rheostatics:Melville
 "They had big eyes, and they watched like spies..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Subject: Re: LOOK, MA, I'M A MORON was (Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and other)
Reply-To: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 03:02:00 GMT

In a few articles, fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields) writes:

>>jv <- "Get it?  Got it.  Good!"
>Now shove it way up.

>>has their brain wiped.
>  and shoved way up.

>>=======================
>>"Endeavor to persevere"  AND SHOVE IT WAY UP.
>>=======================

>>Do you know ANY of the people INVOLVED??!!
>Yes, I shoved them way up.  With brillo pad and cheese dip.

>to which you thrashed and thrashed.  Awww...
>Try K-Y.  It's less abrasive.

>>Dedicated to defeating my purpose.
>Defecated to... the hell with it.

>Hemmorhoids again!???!

>>RICH: regardless, he's still a snivelling little git.
>Just slightly odd way to comment about you.  Now let's try for the top shelf.

>A wiccan witch asked me to shove her up my anus.  I haven't bothered looking in at  
>her in great detail but I promised that sometime I'd let her give me an enema.   
>Don't ask me to explain it.  I just enjoy.

>>What, are you going to kill everyone on this thread?
>Nope. Just shoved them.

>>abuse their families, fuckhead.  Do us all a favour and take your fist
>>and ram it up your ass.
>Yes, do.  You'll be pleased with the results.  Ah, the sweet agony!

Man, your rectum must be sore.  How do you keep all those things from falling out?

--
Nope, nothing wrong here
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Subject: Geo Metro
Followup-To: rec.music.depeche-mode.bum-boys
Summary: O Solo Mio
Organization: Institute for Aquatic Fowl, Yangtzee
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 21:01:27 GMT

      Girls say "No!"
      Ducks say "Go!"

--
 Rigler             Utshwala Bumandi
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: purging a habitual sin
From: dhoward@eve.wright.edu (sparky-eve)
Date: 6 Apr 92 13:28:18 EST
Organization: Prestidigitation, Inc., Sahuarita


i will, from time to time, sneak over to my father's house when
he and my step mother are not at home and steal a batch of
rita's mmm-yummmy chocolate chip and walnut cookies.

my father always get blamed for it.

.sparky.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10673 alt.tasteless:4505 alt.flame:6442
From: mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Welcome Melvin Gladstone, net. celeb.
Keywords: it's
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:34:57 GMT
Article-I.D.: uni.1992Apr9.173457.962
Organization: University of Northern Indiana
Meta: You're a sick man, L. Stewart -- IS

In article <1992Apr9.151444.25390@watserv1.waterloo.edu>, lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058) writes:
>In article <1992Apr8.173636.6080@uni.edu> mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr8.194437.13254@watserv1.waterloo.edu>, lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058) writes:
>>>Lardies and genitalmen the translucent Mr. Melvin Gladstone
>>>has arrived to illuminate your ruminations and danged if he
>>>don't just need a friend to talk to. Perhaps Mr. Carrrassso
>>>will oblige with some helpful hints for the newly arrived net.
>>>luminary.
>>
>>Thank you, thank you, really, you're too kind.  Unfortunately
>>for Mr. Carasso, I'm not a plump highschool girl, or whatever
>>it is he seeks, but I'm certainly thrilled to have you for my
>>new friend, Larry.
>>
>>Melvin M. Gladstone
>
>Hey Mel its never too late to put on a few pounds and lop that
>unsightly dick off, a little pelvic excavation and then just
>wait for the black windowless van to pull into your driveway
>and then zoom off you go with a friend for life or at least
>briefly. Then its off to Disneyland(tm) for a no holds barred
>romance to the death complete with an oiled Mickey statuette,
>and three of the groundskeepers, a couple quarts of mescal and
>lots of salt. But your dream date doesn't end there because
>next you go back to RDC's pleasure bunker for a few highly
>intoxicating hours of activity for which the TRS-80 was not
>designed. As the morning sun peers over the horizon you'll
>be dropped off at the curb freshly scarrified and no-doubt
>multiply pierced. Have fun you lucky guy.

Very tempting Lance but, though it seems to have left you
relatively intact, I must pass.  

>ps. By the way it's Leonid, not Larry

Oh, sorry.

Melvin M. Gladstone
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Joe Keane in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Polka
Summary: I will explain this joke if there is sufficient demand.
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:07:59 GMT
Followup-To: No.  No.  No, no no no.  NO.  No.
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com's message of 12 Apr 92 23:26:36 GMT

In article <57316@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>   Big Stephanie grabbed me and careened down the dance floor, twirling me
>   rapidly around her head in a convulsive orgy of saint vitus ecstacy.

The flatlanders definitely had the right idea there.  

--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields)
Subject: Re: Freudian Slips
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 1992 22:36:15 GMT

In article <R4XqiB11w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields) writes:
>
>> >Dedicated to defeating my purpose.
>> Defecated to... the hell with it.
>No, no! This is a good one!
>
>Defecated to debriefing my porpoise.
>Delegated to denigrating corpses.
>Degenerated into negative custards.
>
>
>
>--
>the dot end

It's all yours.
From: mnowosel@ohm.UVic.CA (Michael  Nowoselski)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Another point of view.
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:48:34 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada


In article <GOLDSTN.92Apr13112249@arrisun3.uta.edu> you write:
>Posts have been boring lately...so throwing my 2 cents in...
>
>As the proverbial nice guy, have had a number of relationships in the past,
>but a tad one-sided.  Letting go of my ex-SO (one of the brightest and
>certainly cutest grad students in engiennering college), trying to figure
>out whom to date next.  messing things up.  Currently eleven people
>want to go out...the mistakes are that - as a proverbially nice guy/
>virtual monk/grad student getting ready to graduate - I think I either
>push far too much or too little too soon.  As "spontenity", I am a tad intense,
>i will do all nighters - at work, driving, dancing, whatever - on a whim.
>Similarly, on people's reactions I might not touch someone at all or go
>quite far on a first date (I believe very strongly in trust
>so actually, eventuallysleep with under 10% of the people I date, but
>love to pet.  however, i do snuggle with quite a bit more).
>
>thoughts?
>
>David

Yup. Buy the Ford - I hear that new Chevy 4X4s aren't too sturdy.


	-- Michael


Personally, I drive less than 10% of all the 4X4s that I meet.