From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: LNH/LNV/BoEnV a hero born?
Organization: The Island of Misfit Toys
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 21:05:22 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.041429.58704@cc.usu.edu> sl859@cc.usu.edu writes:

First, a few preliminary petty swipes:

>All day long he had antecipated becoming either Master wReam or Wizard wReam
anticipated.
>how, but his antecipated in was a hoax.  There was no such .gif as Acton Lord
anticipated.
>in the ftp site wuarchive.wustl.edu!  Not that it would have garanteed him 
guaranteed.

And now, our story:

>	wReam knew he had to get into the Earth-VR, because he demanded 
>revenge on that scoundrel Spelling Boy, who had vexed him sorely!  He had
>a plan on how to stop Spelling Boy, but no means of entry into the realm 
>of his clutches.  And moving pawns would never extinguish the fool-hero's
>attack!  

Nyeah, nyeah!  }8^P  "the realm of his clutches"?

>apearance as a hero on the net!  Master wReam was simply too intellectual
appearance.
>for the drivling fanchildren, and Wizard wReam was too deep and any character
driveling.
>rubble of the damaged RAC universe.  Its very fabric was shreaded and must have
shredded.

>	"Spelling Boy!  Bullier of the helpless!  You must pay for your sins!
>You will no longer torment the nets, harassing the users!  Your days are 
>OVER!"

HA.  You're not helpless.  Buy a dictionary.

>	Spelling Boy turned to see a medium build with no significant features
>visible because he was wrapped in one of those strange oriental martial arts
>costumes...  "Who are you and who's grandmother did I offend this time!?"
>He smirked cynically, as if this hero was just one of a very long line of
>heroes he had disposed of.  

AHA!
This "Spelling Boy" is obviously an impostor.  I would have said "whose"
rather than "who's."   Besides, what does sort of person is a "build"?

>	"Fiend!  You Have No Honor!  I am ULTIMATE NINJA!!!"  Ultimate Ninja 
>withdrew a fist full of seed pods and prepared his attack.
>	"Why aren't those the helicopter-like seed sheathes of a maple-like
>tree???  Surely you jest!  You pose no threat to me!  I am Spelling Boy!"

"sheaths."  A comma after the "Why" would've helped, too.

>named CannonFodder.  CannonFodder was thrashed so horrifickly(sp?) that it was
horrifically.

>only shown in silhouette (sp?).  "You will be destroyed (sp?) by the power of
Very good.  You must have looked "silhouette" up.

>NINJA BUSH!!! Just as it disembowelled (sp?) this poor cretin (sp?), 
>Spelling Boy!(sp?)" 
Hmm.   My bowels seem to be in the right place.  You must have gotten
some lame plot-device clone.  It wasn't me.

>in the future... (See the Original Star trek for more apearances of
appearances.

>CannonFodder))  But tho(sp?) Ninja bush was most impressive it was nothing like
}8^)

>ultimate terror that Spelling Boy felt as he attempted to catch the Ultimate
>Ninja by his own words...  He couldn't touch them!  They were protected!
Double ha.

>	"NOOOOO! Not the Dreaded (sp?) disclaimer!?"  cried Spelling Boy in
>utter anguish.  The Ultimate Ninja nodded and moved in for the kill.
>Now uninhibited (sp?) to articulate(sp?) or gesticulate(sp?) Ultimate Ninja
Well, you spelled them right, but you used "uninhibited" incorrectly, so
I'm not really impressed.  *shrug*

>did not hesitate (sp?) to alliterate (sp?).  Spelling Boy withdrew in 
>unconceilable (sp?) terror!  Ultimate Ninja launched a fistful of Ninja Bush
unconcealable.  If you didn't hesitate to alliterate, why don't I see any
alliteration?

>in Spelling Boy's Direction, but in another part of the net someone foolishly
>spelled something wrong.  This extra boost of energy permitted (sp?) 
>Spelling Boy to barely escape utter anihilation(sp?)!
annihilation.

Besides, this plot device is lame; I don't flame every spelling error.
If I did, I'd have to follow up to about 90% of the posts on the group.
I don't have that kind of spare time (yeah right).

>	Ultimate Ninja scoffed at the Spelling Boy's little threat.  Perhap's
Perhaps.

>snuck up from behind!!
sneaked.

>Cliche Dude.  Injurred and fleeing, he cried!  "Curses! Foiled Again!  I'll
injured.

>he heard a "CCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!"
>(sp?) The Letter Page Dimension was NO more!   Acton Lord was Dead and Gone!

Crunch.  But in the interests of over-extended onomatopoeia, I'll let that
one slide.  Sound effects get special dispensation under the Comic-Book
Reality Amendment to the Spelling Charter (which only affects the various
RAC universes).

>Are Acton Lord, Sig Lad/Action Lord/Spellchecker, Spelling Boy, Cliche Dude,
>Romantic-Innuendo(sp?), and CAPTAIN CAPITALIZE ALL REALLY DEAD?!?

No.

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   Bill Sherman      S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n     sherman@math.ucla.edu
          LET ME RING THE BELL.  -Billy Crystal's privates
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