HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Alex.Strasheim@launchpad.unc.edu (Alex Strasheim)
Subject: Re: SF ISO a REAL man  ( using a friends account )
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 20:11:11 GMT

Someone said:
>                  I am a student at UNB and this is my first forray
>into the electronic personals... I am using a friend's account because I
>am a part time student amd don't have one myself. But not to worry...
>he said that he would not read my messages.....

> I am  5'5 blonde and blue eyed... my hair is about mid shoulder length.
> I enjoy sports and work out (weights) frequently. I am looking for a
>man to have e-mail chats with, but I shall only reply if the topic
>intrests me. So send away....  I'm lonley........

>P.S I have a knockout body ( 36-24-36) and love to please !

Does anyone really believe posts such as this one?

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From: sglines@world.std.com (steve glines)
Subject: Re: LAst Request
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 23:51:19 GMT

cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU () writes:

>	for the last request for the christmas season, i would like to 
>	suggest that everyone who has been responding to Jessica
>	Babylon that they please stop, it was kinda fun and I would
>	even venture to say she's eating it up, so to speak.  

>	And to all, merry TOPHmas and happy new year.

>	ChrisTOPHer
>	a.k.a.  Dionysus: the greek god of wine.

Gee Give me a break, Jessie's comments and the flames they attract
are ther most lively messages on the net. If you don't like them
why read them and waste your time responding to them.

Keep it up Jessica.

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From: R9S@ECL.PSU.EDU (Roberto G Sung)
Subject: Re: No Wonder Not Many Females Post!
Organization: Penn State Engineering Computer Lab
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 15:45:07 GMT
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In <1992Dec16.030107.14456@netcon.smc.edu> nakamura@netcon.smc.edu writes:

> It's no wonder that not many females post to this newsgroup.  Everytime one
 does, she gets flamed from some ass-hole.  Even males who try to post, gets
 flamed.  Isn't this newsgroup, suppose to be used for people to try to

so, what the heck is yours doing here? why don't you practice what you
preach first. try posting something interesting with real-life address
and everything that remotely resembles a personal ad. then i might leave
you alone.

> connect.  There are other groups for this general, stupid and useless

good for you that you found somewhere else to spew your insults. we can't
wait to seeing you move out of here.

> flaming of someone personnel preferences or general descriptions.  Let's 
>try to have some intelligent discussions here.

er.. i thought you said this group was meant for personal ads. did you
change your mind to having discussions now, huh?
 
> I am probably going to be flamed for this post.  Whoever does, is more
 likely to be one of those ass-holes anyways!  TTFN!

hohoho, don't flatter yourself. mediocre posting like this only serves
one purpose that is to waste the bandwidth meanwhile the s/n ratio spirals
down to zero. i'm not going to flame you pal, :-) just stay out of this
group and noone gets hurt. BTW, get a hang of the editor. occasional CR/LF
once a while can make the reading whole lot easier.
roberto
From: jason@studsys.mscs.mu.edu (Jason Hanson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: J_baby
Date: 16 Dec 1992 20:36:00 GMT
Organization: Marquette University - Department MSCS
NNTP-Posting-Host: studsys.mscs.mu.edu

In article <1992Dec16.185424.1032@bnr.ca> dclayton@bnr.ca (Don Clayton) writes:
>In article <1gnnfiINNin1@spool.mu.edu>, jason@studsys.mscs.mu.edu (Jason Hanson) writes:
>|> In article <1992Dec16.144503.5848@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>|> >Sigh.So puerile and yet such an interestingly small mind this man(?)
>|> >has.Hrm.I wonder what ticked him off?Ah well, to paraphrase someone
>|> >from this very net, the world may never know, and doesn't really care to. 
>|> 
>|> I cannot believe that someone who doesn't know to add two spaces after each
>|> sentence would have the audacity to accuse someone else of having a small mind.
>|> Get a life, ma'am!
>
>I cannot believe that someone who is stupid enough not to know what they are talking
>about would have the audacity to accuse someone else of not having a life!
>
>Her post is fine.  It's your reader that has problems.  I've seen this in so many
>posts :
>
>>BTW, get a hang of the editor. occasional CR/LF
>>once a while can make the reading whole lot easier.
>
>Read my lips.  THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER POSTER.  Some systems just put a CR,
>not a CR and LF, so get a grip and fix your reader!
>
>Dork...
>
>Don Clayton

No, dumbfuck, the problem is you!  Why do you suppose that you're the only
dipshit that it looks correct to?  The problem is not that she doesn't have
spacing between sentences vertically, it is that there is no spacing
horizontally.  Look at my quote of your lame flame above.  Note that even an
imbecile like yourself was able to put two spaces after each sentence.  That,
of course, doesn't fix the problem YOUR poster has with spacing things
properly!  So, you're the dork.

Fuck you very much for bringing the "problem" to my attention!
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From: nakamura@netcon.smc.edu (LeRoy Nakamura)
Subject: No Wonder Not Many Females Post!
Followup-To: Previous Post
Organization: Santa Monica College, Santa Monica, CA
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 03:01:07 GMT

It's no wonder that not many females post to this newsgroup.  Everytime one does, she gets flamed from some ass-hole.  Even males who try to post, gets flamed.  Isn't this newsgroup, suppose to be used for people to try to connect.  There are other groups for this general, stupid and useless flaming of someone personnel preferences or general descriptions.  Let's try to have some intelligent discussions here.

I am probably going to be flamed for this post.  Whoever does, is more likely to be one of those ass-holes anyways!  TTFN!!







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From: dclayton@bnr.ca (Don Clayton)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Reply-To: dclayton@bnr.ca (Don Clayton)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 14:25:56 GMT

In article <1go3vgINNos7@spool.mu.edu>, jason@studsys.mscs.mu.edu (Jason Hanson) writes:
|> In article <1992Dec16.185424.1032@bnr.ca> dclayton@bnr.ca (Don Clayton) writes:
|> >In article <1gnnfiINNin1@spool.mu.edu>, jason@studsys.mscs.mu.edu (Jason Hanson) writes:
|> >|> In article <1992Dec16.144503.5848@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
|> >|> >Sigh.So puerile and yet such an interestingly small mind this man(?)
|> >|> >has.Hrm.I wonder what ticked him off?Ah well, to paraphrase someone
|> >|> >from this very net, the world may never know, and doesn't really care to. 
|> >|> 
|> >|> I cannot believe that someone who doesn't know to add two spaces after each
|> >|> sentence would have the audacity to accuse someone else of having a small mind.
|> >|> Get a life, ma'am!
|> >
|> >I cannot believe that someone who is stupid enough not to know what they are talking
|> >about would have the audacity to accuse someone else of not having a life!
|> >
|> >Her post is fine.  It's your reader that has problems.  I've seen this in so many
|> >posts :
|> >
|> >>BTW, get a hang of the editor. occasional CR/LF
|> >>once a while can make the reading whole lot easier.
|> >
|> >Read my lips.  THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HER POSTER.  Some systems just put a CR,
|> >not a CR and LF, so get a grip and fix your reader!
|> >
|> >Dork...
|> >
|> >Don Clayton
|> 
|> No, dumbfuck, the problem is you!  Why do you suppose that you're the only
|> dipshit that it looks correct to?  The problem is not that she doesn't have
|> spacing between sentences vertically, it is that there is no spacing
|> horizontally.  Look at my quote of your lame flame above.  Note that even an
|> imbecile like yourself was able to put two spaces after each sentence.  That,
|> of course, doesn't fix the problem YOUR poster has with spacing things
|> properly!  So, you're the dork.
|> 
|> Fuck you very much for bringing the "problem" to my attention!

Oh my god, she has no spaces and I was wrong (reading too many articles at the same
time - should have responded to the second one I quoted).

BTW, the only space that should be added to her article is the one between your
ears.  Why do the let little kids have USENET accounts?

You're still a Dork and you still need to get a life...

Don Clayton
a.k.a. Admiral Maverick, DM of the Drow
My brain, my thoughts, my words.
"I'm all lost in the Supermarket.  I can no longer shop happily.
 I came in here for the special offer, guaranteed personality."
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From: hexonxon@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Goldstein)
Subject: Jess
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 02:47:43 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

Dear Jess (can I call you Jess?)
I just wanted to say "hi."
hi.
Love, Mark.
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From: ryno@sage.cc.purdue.edu (POOH BEAR)
Subject: Re: seek match
Keywords: match
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Distribution: alt.personals.ads
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 03:17:46 GMT

In article <apb.4845.44.0@nd.edu> apb.4845@nd.edu (voluptua love) writes:
>please pleae ple
>
>i'm a srf, 900 milligous, safe, irreligious
>i'd like to snarf your grimp,
>i'm good at it and don't pass on diseases
>i'm just learning your customs so you
>may have to teach me where your grimp is.
>
>love,
>
>voluptua
> 
>------------------------------------------
>voluptua love
>University of Notre Dame

		I tried to e-mail you, but your address didn't go through.
Contact me at: ryno@sage.cc.purdue.edu. 

		Look forward to hearing from you!!
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: more of you???
Date: 14 Dec 1992 17:37:59 GMT
Organization: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine...
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: itro7s.aero.org

In article <1992Dec13.154835.2880@gacvx2.gac.edu> bthomas@dumaine.gac.edu (Barbara L Thomas) writes:
|
|I love you, too!  :)  Actually, if you want to know the truth that's what  
|a lot of people say.  I reality, there are a lot of us.  I am the oldest  
|of 9 children as most of the people I write to could tell you.  At the  
|moment, only my father (who's name you probably won't see here anytime  
|soon by virtue of the fact that I have a mother) my brother, Jim, and I  
|have net access at this moment.  However, my brother Andrew soon will as  
|will my brother Paul next year for school.  This is merely a warning to  
|let you get yourself mentally prepared for the onslaught of the Thomas'.
|*evil twinkle*  <I've been doing that a lot lately>  heheheh  must be the  
|time of year.  hehehehe  *grin*

It's a goddamned INVASION........

NINE CHILDREN? Jesus. Please give your mother a high five for me.....

			R.S.


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From: cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU ()
Subject: RE:RE:Jessica BABBLE-ON
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 06:12:45 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

	Dearest Jessica,

	I'm sure you are a lovely person somewhere inside, but are you so
	insecure about yourself that you are going to have to give a personal
	rebuttal to every article that gives me, ady in this newsgroup, more
	and more validity with every response.  I'm sorry if i've 
	completely ruined your reputation but i feel that it had to be said.

	I'll tell you what, this will be my last negative post to you 
	if you agree to hold your responses to this at one.  

	I would also ask that everyone in this newsgroup stop flaming
	J-Babylo.  Perhaps she has learned that not everyone wants to 
	hear her flame each slightly incorrect thing.  

		LETS GET THIS NEWSGROUP BACK TO WHAT IT SHOULD
		BE, THE PERSONALS.  NOT THE SPELLCHECKER OF
		GRAMMER BY EDITOR JESSICA, OR ANYONE ELSE FOR
		THAT MATTER.
		SMILE
		^^^^^ SEEMS KINDA SILL, HUH?

		LATES,

		ChrisTOPHer S. Johnston
		cs151kx@lamar.colostate.edu

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From: joverton@csws20.ic.sunysb.edu (Jeremiah Overton)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 07:53:23 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.214137.1912@phx.mcd.mot.com> sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie) writes:
>In article <BzCtGx.33o@acsu.buffalo.edu> lerczak@acsu.buffalo.edu (Horse) writes:
>>nasiom@hall104.its.rpi.edu (Milton Peter Nasiopoulos) writes:
>>
>>>No I think it's just that she has nothing else to do...
>>>except maybe masturbate!
>>
>>are you kidding? with her mouth, she can't even get herself in bed. why else
>>would she act the way she does? she is obviously sexually frustrated.
>
>Naw,  If she really was sexually frustrated,  she'd
>be masturbating now.  She's just trying to make those
>who desire a dominate female to become sexually frustrated.

The only think that frustrates me is I cant use a gun over the net.


>
>OR perhaps she's just looking for someone who will
>take the time to fall for the real her, rather than
			   ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>the net.personas which you guys seem to protray.
>
 The real her?
 The names Bealzabub? (sp?) Right?


>>
>>>milt.
>>
>>Horse
>
>


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If all else bounces:
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"I seek PEZ!!!" 
		- the TICK
From: strickha@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Heath A. Strickland)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: The role of Woman...
Date: 17 Dec 1992 23:59:35 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: strickha@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Heath A. Strickland)
NNTP-Posting-Host: l130c5.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu


> 
> The ideals have been around for a long time... Fortunately, the tree
> seems to be taking root...
> 
> Diamond, I'm glad to hear you ask men out... I'm not sure you can do
> anything for your friend... Some men have to help themselves and can't
> rely on others...
> 
> Unfortunate...
> 
> Until we meet again...
> 
> phantasm

Some of you on this group are just too much of a people person and to  
little of a fun person.  Do something different......Screw your sister and  
make a family ladder!


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From: shulick@shoshone.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Subject: Re: Lonely Girl
Organization: Vallen Software
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 20:45:08 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.185357.13646@oz.plymouth.edu>, j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) says most sayishly:
>In article <Bz2C39.Fn5@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>>People post sincere ads and wanna-be net-bosses like yourself flame
>>them.  Use your head more often before you go criticizing every fucking
>>post that people make.  Jesus.
>
>Thank you so much for this nice flame.Not the best i've ever gotten
>but not the worst.Your name-calling could use a little work and a
>little more ire in the whole scheme of things might go over well.One
>question though, what is a net-boss and how does one become one?Sounds
>like an interesting occupation.But again, thank you for that most
>public flame:)Laters doods!

What, do you think it's some sort of game?  How did so-and-so introduce
YOU to usenet? "Ya see, people yell and bitch at each other, and whoever
does it the best, WINS!"  Not quite.  And a "wanna-be net-boss" is some
condescending asshole/bitch who comes out of nowhere and starts flaming
people and such.  It's *usually* a good idea when you first start using
a certain group to sit back and watch for awhile.  People read flames from
newbies and think "Who the fuck *is* this person?"  Well, at least
that's what I thought when I read your post.  Have a terribly great day.

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From: an1165@anon.penet.fi
Subject: SWM seeks interesting reply
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 05:03:00 GMT

X-Anon-To:alt.personals.ads

        Okay ladies, here's a new twist on the dating game.  I'll tell you a bit
about me and you write back telling me what you think a perfect first date
would be.  Be honest, outragous, sexy, or romantic, I don't really care
just make it interesting.  Send your replys via e-mail and I'll be sure to 
write back.

        So, about me...
        I'm a nineteen year old student, six-five with blue eyes and dark hair.
I love to go to concerts (definately no country), play racquetball, and quiet
cuddling evenings watching Letterman (or any favorite after dinner 
entertainment). As for hobbies, I enjoy camping, hiking in the woods, and 
messing around on the internet, along with any other activities that might
catch my attention.

        So send me a line if you find this to be an interesting post...  And be
sure to make your response just as interesting. :-) 
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From: jrock1@darwin.cc.nd.edu (Rock)
Subject: lookin' for useless babble
Followup-To: alt.personals.ads
Organization: University of Notre Dame
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 13:13:10 GMT

This message is for anyone that spends their time in front of the computer 
(like jessica, the doll). Not seeking computer sex, not seeking bondage,
just looking for good old wholesome net-talk.

I'm 21, burned out, and baked.
 
Bullshit about football, politics, women, men, whatever B.S. comes to mind.
Drop email @ address above or leave a posting here.

Sorry things couldn't be more interesting, but I'm a pretty ordinary joe
used to apple pie, the Super Bowl, and a little 69 every now and again.

blah..blah.blah...
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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Summary: 'NUFF!!!!!
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 92 09:42:39 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.215949.25587@phx.mcd.mot.com> sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie) writes:
>>Geez, cass, it must be that time of the month! :0
>>
>>BTW, don't you _know_ when it is?  You have to _guess_?
>
>No, I have my calendar marked with 4 X's every 31 days.
>And every morning I get up and make sure that I'm 
>going to be a rational human being, or a dreaded
>hormone crazed imbecile.
>
>>
>>I suppose that depends on what (who) you've been doing for the
>>rest of the month, tho, huh? ;)
>
>Actually I consider myself quite lucky.  I can do
>anything I want even if it is one of those days
>marked with the dreaded little X's.
>
>>
>>later.
>
>No I want it, and I want it NOW!!!  :) :) :)
>
>>
>>andy
>
>
Oh my head!C'mon cassie, i think i love you dearly, but this had
absolutely nothing to do with me, other than i scrapped the infante's
ass on his original post of this kaka. Ok, it was fun in the beginning
to get the email messages about the people who spent four hours(?!)
reading 300 or so things from alt.personals and finding that most of
them were about me!?!?!?!!?? I admit, it was a kick at first, oh cool,
in one week 120 email replies, i don't feel like a leper, but c'mon,
at least if you're going to use that catchy little "j_baby"
thingamajig at least pay me royalties or include something in the post
that has to do with MEMEME. I'm not quite sure if this is a flame,
cassie, but i think i hear the sirens in the background darlin. Sigh.
Righto. That was all i asked for in the beginning you know? I said it,
right out, flame the hell outta me, go one, do it! And not many did,so
of course i pulled more shenanigans and so now i'm an infamous net
person, or so it would seem, and now my damn name is just popped on a
subject line to make everyone read it. Wow. My aim was off on that
one. Egads, i won't be able to post anymore for stage fright, so be
off with you children. Sigh. G'night!

Oh and cassie, if you mean to imply that you can do *me* or have me do
*you* when you are raggin' it, you are mistaken. Sorry. Not gonna do
it, wouldn't be prudent at this juncture. Sigh.

- Sillyrabbit "i'm not bad, i'm just typed that way" the Goddess
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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: LAst Request
Summary: *HE* dares to say!!!!
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 23:16:50 GMT

In article <Dec18.205057.11411@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU writes:
>
>	for the last request for the christmas season, i would like to 
>	suggest that everyone who has been responding to Jessica
>	Babylon that they please stop, it was kinda fun and I would
>	even venture to say she's eating it up, so to speak.  
>
>	And to all, merry TOPHmas and happy new year.
>
>	ChrisTOPHer
>	a.k.a.  Dionysus: the greek god of wine.
Are you quite sure you don't mean the insecure idiot of *whine*? I
should think what with the Xmas season and all you might get off that
smelly high horse of yours, I am perfectly certain that no one is
celebrating a TOPHmas, nor will they ever, but i think if you went and
jumped off a bridge right this minute i would promise to name a
national holiday after you. Deal? Cool. One nincompoop off the net,
how many more to go? Grin. Oh, and a merry christmas to you, also,
sweetie pie:)

- Me



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From: cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU ()
Subject: Re: J_baby
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 16:14:58 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

	JESSICA, I THINK THAT YOU USE BIGE WORDS TO COVER UP THE FACE THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO REALLY TALK ABOUT.  IF YOU WERE GETTING ANY POSITIVE RESPONSES TO ANYTHING AT ALL, WHY WOULD YOU WASTE TIME RESPONDING TO ME, A NOBODY IN THE PERSONALS?  YA LOOSE POOPER.

	ChrisTOPHer


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