HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jac@doe.carleton.ca (James A. Cherry)
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Summary: Thank you, inews!
Keywords: dumb,stoopid,warlord
Organization: Dept. of Electronics, Carleton University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 16:44:04 GMT

In alt.flame article <1992Oct1.174802.21684@afterlife.ncsc.mil>,
gscrib@afterlife.ncsc.mil (Arthur Scribner) writes:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  _/_/_/     _/_/_/   _/_/_/_/   _/_/_/   _/_/_/_/   ||
_/     _/  _/     _/  _/     _/    _/     _/     _/  || "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
_/         _/         _/     _/    _/     _/     _/  ||      THE HIGHLANDER

Oh SURE, inews, just CUT OFF the REST of his SIG so we CAN'T TELL WHAT THE
LETTERS in this 80-column BEAUTY ARE!  Well, the first two could be C, G, or S,
and the third and last could be B, D, P, or R.  Here's my guess:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  _/_/_/     _/_/_/   _/_/_/_/   _/_/_/   _/_/_/_/   ||
_/     _/  _/     _/  _/     _/    _/     _/     _/  || "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
_/         _/         _/     _/    _/     _/     _/  ||      THE HIGHLANDER
_/           _/_/_/   _/_/_/_/     _/     _/     _/  ||-------------------------
_/  _/_/          _/  _/     _/    _/     _/     _/  || "Why are we here?
_/     _/  _/     _/  _/     _/    _/     _/     _/  ||  Because we're here..."
  _/_/_/     _/_/_/   _/_/_/_/   _/_/_/   _/_/_/_/   || - N. Peart = WAY K00l!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

G.S.B.I.D.: (1) Good .Sigs Breed In Droves?
            (2) Go Shit Bricks In Delaware?

Whatever.
--
James A. Cherry                                         "Deal with it, pal!"
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Macintosh PGP - is there ANY?
Date: 26 Sep 92 14:27:43 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.security.pgp, <1992Sep24.225210.2799@fig.citib.com> gjb@fig.citib.com 
(Greg Brail) writes:

>				greg
>-- 
>Greg Brail ------------------ Citibank -------------------- gjb@fig.citib.com
>lose (lOOz) v. 1. a. To be unable to find; mislay. b. To incur the 
>deprivation of, as by negligence or accident. 2. To be unable to maintain,
>sustain, or keep. 3. The most commonly misspelled word on Usenet.


I think I'm gonna loose it.

--jm
meach@mislaid.again.ooops  | Who are all these people who take my name in vain?
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: I Burn for You
Date: 26 Sep 92 19:00:05 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Sep26.135232.6350@lugb.latrobe.edu.au> 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:
>In article <Bv4s0H.95z@acsu.buffalo.edu> meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:
>>In alt.music.the.police, <1992Sep24.193730.29464@tamsun.tamu.edu> 
>>peterz@cs.tamu.edu (Peter Zehrer) writes:
>>
>>>Pete
>>>*****************************************************************************
>>>Peter Zehrer            __   _   __                  peterz@loanstar.tamu.edu
>>>         ______         \ \ | | / /             _____   phz1867@zeus.tamu.edu
>>>  __    <______>__   __  \_\|_|/_/ __   __  __ <_____>__   peterz@cs.tamu.edu 
>>> / /           / /  / /           / /  / /  \ \      / / 
>>>/_/        __ /_/  /_/        __ /_/  /_/    \|  __ /_/ 
>>>         _/ / / /           _/ / / /           _/ / / /     NOT AN OFFICIAL
>>>        <__>  / /          <__>  / /          <__>  / /    DOCUMENT OF TEXAS 
>>>             / /                / /                / /    A&M, TEXAS LOANSTAR 
>>>     _______ / /        _______ / /        _______ / /  _     PROGRAM, OR
>>>    <_______>|/        <_______>|/        <_______>|/  |_|    THE POLICE!
>>
>>
>>[I don't suppose she could tell me just what the hell that says?]
>
>Looks like a close-up of the display on the arm of the predator in
>(surprise) Predator.  Also looks suspiciously like what I saw on an
>eighties record cover.  Which band currently escapes me.
>
>Mitch.

And here I was, suspecting that it was the Southern Cross, a constellation
visible to Dean Engelhardt but not to The Meach. . .

[George. . . when are you gonna tell us that Mitch is just a reincarnation of
Allen, and so his follow-ups don't count for points?]

--jm
                         __________  __o __o
                       __________   -\<,-\<,
                        ..........(_)/---/(_)..
         The Rhealist and The Meach . . . off to conquer new worlds!
   But which is who, and who is which?  [Is it Rheal, or is it Meachmorex?]
                meachem@bnr.ca  -=*=-  nadeau@acsu.buffalo.edu
                        Boys and Girls Together - Rush
                          (Is it October 1st, yet?)
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: HATE
Date: 3 Oct 92 16:12:38 GMT
	<1992Sep26.222706.27755@prime.mdata.fi> <1992Oct2.172316.10144@ntg.com>
Organization: Syracuse University
In-reply-to: ewhac@ntg.com's message of 2 Oct 92 17:23:16 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.172316.10144@ntg.com> ewhac@ntg.com (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) writes:

>In article <1992Sep26.222706.27755@prime.mdata.fi> in alt.sex.bondage,
>iikkap@mits.mdata.fi (Iikka Paavolainen) signs:
>>--
>> __/|_  ,  ,--------------------------------------------------------------,
>>/o    \/:--| Iikka Paavolainen / iikkap@mits.mdata.fi, in Espoo, Finland  |
>>\__~__/\:--| "I won't have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent."    |
>>   `    `  `--------------------------------------------------------------'

Please keep this carp out of a.f.w.

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ?"WeWontWarlordIt"?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    * - GMcQ          *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      |	?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? RSHOLMES@MAILBOX.SYR.EDU ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/	?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers)
Subject: Re: Was Watson Jack the Ripper?
Organization: The University of Leeds, School of Computer Studies
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 13:52:35 GMT
X-Posted-From: csparc2.leeds.ac.uk
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.fan.holmes (I'm not gonna say it!), cla04@seq1.keele.ac.uk (A.T. Fear) signs:
>
>=================================================================
>ANDY FEAR 		  BLACKPOOL FC - THE PRIDE OF LANCASHIRE
>
>cla04@seq1.keele.ac.uk    VIVA ER BETI MANQUE PIERDA		
>
>or    			  TANGERINE AND GREEN... MAGIC
>		  		 
>Dept. of Classics,        
>University of Keele,
>Staffs ST5 5BG,
>ENGLAND. 		 "Odi profanum vulgus et arceo"
>==================================================================

I can think of some choice profanums vulgus which could be
applied to your signature.

--
Neil Bowers    neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Farnham (n.)  The feeling that you get at about four o'clock in the
        afternoon when you haven't got enough done.  -- Deeper Meaning of Liff
From: kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [alt.wolves] Re: Wolves in Yellowstone?
Date: 4 Oct 92 11:06:29 GMT
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand

ellen@boi.hp.com (Ellen Osinski) writes:

> 
> 
>                  /\
>                 /**\    /\
>                /****\  /**\
>               /***   \/    \
>       /\     /              \
>      /**\  /                 \
>     /**  \/     Ellen   - at the Double O
>    /            Matthew - spouse, best friend, partner
>   /             Jasmine - ruler of the roost           (female cockatiel)
>  /              Cody    - mouse huntress extraordinair (female pound kitty)
> /               Blue    - electric puppy on springs    (male German Shorthaired
>                                   \                     Pointer pound puppy)
>                 Amber   - trusty steed                 (Quarter Horse mare)
>                 Warrior - go anywhere steed            (Appaloosa gelding)
> --------------------------------------------------------------


Wow. Sometimes you just get lucky. I think someone should talk to Ellen about
here multiple personality disorder (especially considering some of them are
animals).

						- k
-- 
Craig Harding            kilroy@acme.gen.nz             ACME BBS +64 6 3551342
"Jub'er lbh pnyyvat n obmb?"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Fonts, funny or otherwise
In-reply-to: Benedict.M.Wightman@cm.cf.ac.uk's message of 25 Sep 92 10:39:23 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<1992Sep22.203041.5363@beaver.cs.washington.edu>
	<1992Sep23.122616.23682@acme.gen.nz>
	<1992Sep25.103925.18213@cm.cf.ac.uk>
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 00:50:43 EDT

In article <1992Sep25.103925.18213@cm.cf.ac.uk> Benedict.M.Wightman@cm.cf.ac.uk (B M Wightman) writes:

>--
>- Benedict.M.Wightman@cm.cf.ac.uk / COMMA,Senghenydd Rd.,Cardiff,Wales -
>-------- PhD Student in Meddling In Things I Do Not Understand ---------
>Laugh, and the world laughs with you. 
>Ask for student reductions and the world laughs at you.

Use a st00pid sig and the world jumps on you when you're not looking,
hits you upside the head with a tire iron, tattoos the word "GEEK"
across your forehead, ties your shoelaces together, gives you a
wedgie, kicks you three or four times in the cojones, steals all your
pens and your pocket liner, knocks up your virgin girlfriend, puts
your dog in a microwave oven, strips your car and sells it for scrap,
calls your mother at 4:00 am and tells her you're dead, makes you
listen to Rush, rips all the pages out of your treasured IBM manuals,
forges a brain-dead post in your name to alt.religion.kibology, and
spits in your Cherry Coke. Used to happen to me all the time.

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
From: liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Mistress Elizabeth)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Hey...
Date: 2 Oct 1992 14:36:41 GMT
Organization: WPI - so much stress we're giving it away
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

From alt.sex.stories:

In article <CSHORT.92Oct2011853@ogygia.nmsu.edu> cshort@nmsu.edu (Spmg*d, Lord
of Potted Meat Product) writes:
>
>                                                                      |S
>  |------------------------|                                          |P
>  |don't fear the hippie   |-------------------------------           |L
>  |he's got mind control-dm|    spamgod is: cshort@crl.nmsu.edu       |E     
>  |------P|-----i was driving at the speed of light and turned on my  |E
>         E|   headlights. the light piled up on my windshield like----|N ----|
>         A|   wet toilet paper.            ----------------|Yak Cheese Abuser|
>	 C|				                   |-----------------|
>         E|


Ack!  Ack!  We need the tab police...

I can maybe understand PEACE....but SPLEEN??  GAAAH!!!

					--liz

::::::::::::::::::::                                     :::::::::::::::::
 Liz Stewart      ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Today's Mood
 liz@wpi.wpi.edu :   "Her mind is Tiffany twisted..."      : i.m here to
 Venus on IRC   ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: stay, deal
::::::::::::::::                                             :::::::::::::
...and you can't copyright bah.  it.s the macquivr mating call, after all...
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: **** ANOTHER COVER-UP - Please read this... ****
Date: 29 Sep 92 23:19:55 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

> bsou@cs.arizona.edu (Brandon S. Ou) signs:

>--
>Brandon S. Ou  ~{E7Ji:j~}     Computer Science    
>University of Arizona         Tucson, Arizona
>Internet:  bsou@caslon.cs.arizona.edu
>" It's up to YOU... "  - Kevin Costner as Jim Garrison, "JFK" 

Hmmmm, a Kevin Costner quote...thats a new one to me. Lets condense this baby,
eliminating chaff and excess info:

--
Brandon S. Ou  bsou@caslon.cs.arizona.edu
"I gotta take a shit"  -Kevin Costner on the set of "JFK"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: The Annotated Pratchett File, v3.0
In-reply-to: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu's message of 28 Sep 92 13:58:18 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<RSHOLMES.92Sep24164329@rodan.syr.EDU> <BvAK57.Lz7@acsu.buffalo.edu>
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 21:11:40 EDT

In article <BvAK57.Lz7@acsu.buffalo.edu> meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:

>In alt.fan.pratchett <RSHOLMES.92Sep24164329@rodan.syr.EDU> 
>rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:
>
>>--
>>- Rich Holmes
>>"In general, the dance music of P.D.Q. Bach -- although we have no
>> documentary evidence of this -- suggests that one of his legs was
>> shorter than the other." -- Prof. Peter Schickele
>
>In general, the postings of rsholmes -- which provide their own 
>documentary evidence of this -- suggest that one of his synapses
>was shorter than the other. -- Prof. Meach
>
>[I have always known that one day I would do something here that would get
>me into serious trouble. . .]
>
>--jm

I'm not gonna take it... I'm NOT gonna take it...

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: You know when you're hacking too long when...
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 15:16:15 GMT

tim@crash.canon.co.uk writes:
>pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:
>|line signature with tab damage, Peter Gabriel, and WTFMIIYS.
>|The Rhealist made me do it.  (The Meach told him to.)
>I doubt the Rhealist or Meach told you to use "WTFMIIYS" like that though.

No, the Meach told me it was WTFMFIIYFS.

-- 
"At least noone has
 ever wasted more than
 *two* lines quoting *me*"
  - A Haiku by The Meach
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: TA II: Changed Actress? (No Spoilers)
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 08:31:53 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1aa351INN9ma@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, liz@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mistress 
Elizabeth) falls straight into my cunningly laid trap:
> In article <1992Sep29.144242.27715@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow) thinks he is cute when he says:
> >In article <1a9lflINNt1p@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, liz@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mistress 
> >Elizabeth) barphs in a most unlady like manner:
> >>[stuff deleted]
> >> 			--Liz, posting cause some of the recent warlords
> >> 			  have been pretty lame.
> >>
> >[stupid stuff deleted]
> >
> >	6) Does she get a point for getting this follow up?
> >
> 
> No, but you get a point for being an idiot.  DUH...

I stand by Pot, Kettle, black on this one, dearest.

> 
> Oh, and my .sig was warlorded a long time ago.  NEENER.
> 

Another stunningly intellectual riposte from her mightyness here. Well,
Brenda, let me tell you, I certainly agree that your .sig was warlorded
before. Perhaps you might like to GET A CLUE[TM] and work out just why that
might have been.

> 					--Liz
> 
> 
> ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
> "She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, ;     Like, have a clue
>   like cows at a passing train"            ;    You seem to need it
> 		--Don Henley               ; Liz Stewart liz@wpi.wpi.edu
> ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Yes, the border work is disintegrating fast, though at least you have managed
to replace Tiffany with Don Henley. Who is next in your parade of your
major life heros? Kylie Minogue perhaps? Or is it going to be big Arnholt?
He seems to be more your intellectual level. Oh, and try fixing the tab damage
you seem to have suffered (don't tell me that's deliberate?). I've left the
clue you so kindly offered, as you obviously need it far more than I.

> 
> So, like you can BITE ME now.
> 

No thanks, I've already eaten.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: You know when you're hacking too long when...
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 13:11:15 GMT

In alt.folklore.computers and talk.bizarre,
mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au (Matthew Deshon) signs:
[one line comment deleted]
>matt

>--
>Matt Deshon	  				
>Applications Programmer,                     "And all my instincts they return,
>Centre for Language Teaching and Research     The grand facade so soon will burn
>University of Queensland		      Without a noise, without my pride
>email : mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au		      I reach out from the inside."
>Phone : +61 7 365 6915				- Peter Gabriel

Lets see - one line of original material, a signoff in the text, and a 6
line signature with tab damage, Peter Gabriel, and WTFMIIYS.
-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Rhealist made me do it.  (The Meach told him to.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Yogi quotes
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 13:27:07 GMT

In rec.humor, skitchen@pilot.njin.net (Not your average USENET junkie...)
signs:

>Scott
>-- 
>Scott Kitchen  |  Net.handsome.lug  |  ICBM: 40.88 N  74.56 W
>------------------------------------------------------------------
>If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
>						--Albert Einstein

Can somebody oblige with the ICBM?  Mine's in the shop.  Do it before this
net.annoying.lugnut posts again.
-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Rhealist made me do it.  (The Meach told him to.)
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-19.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Arrogance in r.m.bluenote (was Re: r.m.bluenote --> ...)
Date: 5 Oct 92 17:58:45 GMT
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>This is a really delightful non-Latin .sig.  Note the fluid curves...
>>--
>>			  __ \_;
>>****- OM -****		 (  \
>>Rajendra Singh		    |
>>singh@cs.uiuc.edu	   /__/--\
>>			   \   @_/
>>			    |
>>			^.  /
>>			 `==

Now isn't that a direct relative of Feynman diagrams, namely an
example of Brown's motion - the fucking jig that a fluid particle
does when it's feeling groovy?

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: A good joke!
Date: 29 Sep 92 00:20:48 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ


  __     __  __    ___ __     _     ___   __
    |      |   \     /   |     \       \    | VM/CMS:
    |      |    \   /    |    _ \       \   | JHSEGAL @ Weizmann.weizmann.ac.il
    |___   |       /     |    _  \    |  \  | UNIX:
        |  |      /      |   /    \   |     | JHSEGA @ Wiscon.weizmann.ac.il


(had to take out the >'s)

wow. 40 point semi non-physically possible shadow font!
bah.



--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Hairpin turns on in-lines
Keywords: turn, crossstep
Date: 1 Oct 92 14:06:09 GMT
Organization: UB

In rec.skate <1992Oct1.013159.3373@news.acns.nwu.edu> scase@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Scott Case) writes:

>===============================================================================
>Scott Alan Case           | Words of Wisdom to live by:
>scase@casbah.acns.nwu.edu | "If you do a good deed, save your receipts.  Just
>                          |  in case Heaven is like the IRS" --Gallagher 
>                          | "If life were a class, Jesus Christ is the type to
>			  |  only show up for the midterm and final."
>                          |  --karl@casbah 
>			  | "They'll take my inlines when they pry them off
>			  |  my cold, dead feet."
>			  |  --Thomas Darling@cellar.org
>===============================================================================

Well, whaddaya know! "It's three... three... Three .Sigs in *ONE*!"

[Caught ya usin' your <Tab> key, Scott!]

Imagine for just a moment that Scott reads hundreds of articles every day.  Of
those, perhaps only 1% or 2% contain quotations that catch his fancy.  Every
day, he add just *one* new quotation ( 2-3 lines) to this .signature file.
By the end of the semester, he would have to request another account to use
for everything but this one file!

[On the plus side: The TabDamage[TM] might begin to develop an attractive
pattern!]

As an alternative, Scott, might I humbly offer the following suggestion?

>===============================================================================
>Scott Alan Case           | "If you do a good deed, save your receipts.  Just
>scase@casbah.acns.nwu.edu |  in case Heaven is like the IRS" --Gallagher
>===============================================================================

>===============================================================================
>Scott Alan Case           | "If life were a class, Jesus Christ is the type to
>scase@casbah.acns.nwu.edu |  only show up for the midterm and final."
>                          |  --karl@casbah 
>===============================================================================

>===============================================================================
>Scott Alan Case           | "They'll take my inlines when they pry them off
>scase@casbah.acns.nwu.edu |  my cold, dead feet."
>                          |  --Thomas Darling@cellar.org 
>===============================================================================

>===============================================================================
>Scott Alan Case           | "I'll take advice from The Meach about as soon as
>scase@casbah.acns.nwu.edu |  Hell freezes over!"  --Me
>===============================================================================

Your call, Scott!

--jm
meach@sigs.repaired.while.u.wait  |  bah. (c) rperkins, 1992  alt.angst
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-3.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Windows fonts format request
Date: 29 Sep 92 14:33:44 GMT
Distribution: comp.windows.ms.programmer
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland

There's so bloody many sigs of this sort nowadays that I can't
remember whether this particular example has been done or not.
Well, I won't risk missing an opportunity, so here goes.
mfm@ingrina.inesc.pt (Miguel Frederico Mendes) writes:

>--
>__________________________________________ *--------------------------------*
>_/~\__________/~\_______/~\___/~\_____/~\_ | INESC                          |
>_/~\__________/~~\_____/~~\___/~\_____/~\_ | Rua Alves Redol 9, 6o andar    |
>_/~\__________/~~~\___/~~~\___/~\_____/~\_ | 1000 Lisboa                    |
>_/~\__________/~\/~\_/~\/~\___/~\/~~~\/~\_ | Portugal                       |
>_/~\__________/~\_/~~~\_/~\___/~\/~~~\/~\_ |--------------------------------|
>_/~\__________/~\__/~\__/~\___/~\_____/~\_ | email: mfm@inesc.pt            |
>_/~\/~~~~~\___/~\_______/~\___/~\_____/~\_ | phone: +351 1 3100245          |
>_/~\/~~~~~\___/~\_______/~\___/~\_____/~\_ |                                |
>                                           *--------------------------------*

Most definitely that's not a Windows font. You'd need a huge window to
fit any reasonable amount of characters in. And never use a
preposition to end a sentence with.

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software