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From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 00:45:22 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.212910.11547@uunet.uu.net> crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar) writes:
>
>Andy the As Yet Otherwise Untitled Guru (AYOUG)
>
>[*]  Not that being a Scotsman is so bad.  I'm one (by descent) myself.
							^^^^^^^

Come now Andy, we know you're anything BUT decent.  Be honest with the people.

Oh, wait, you said deSCENT!!  Oh, sorry, never mind.


>BTW, the answer is: They mean to win Wimbledon!!
>-- 
>Andy Crerar                     crerar@uunet.uu.net
>CS Administrative Asst.         uunet!crerar


Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man))
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 17:51:05 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.124453.24604@uunet.uu.net> crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar) writes:
>In article <1992Apr7.004530.13283@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>>Andy writes:
>>
>>*blahblahblahblah*

****more blahblahblah deleted****

>I don't have plans with them again until the end of July...And I wouldn't
>miss out on the SummerChat!  There you will have the chance to see my beefy
>frame, my stylish clothes, my dashing good looks, and my suave and debonair
>demeanor.  (Hey, if yer gonna be a fictional character, you might as well
>write yourself the way you'd like to be.) :) :) :)

"I'm not realy bad, I'm just 'written' that way!" loosely quoted from
"Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?"
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Official Palanquin Bearers                          /  rip  \
For the Secretaries                                 |xxx-xxx|
Of the RFA                                       ___|_______|___
And BigBro to LF and 'Chelle                         \~ ~~ ~\
                                                      \~~ ~~~\
                                                       \ ~ ~~ \
Help!  My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Naked Lunch
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 01:53:24 GMT
 <1992Apr13.213104.29641@csd.brispoly.ac.uk>,<w!yjttg.cowpatti@netcom.com> <1992Apr14.201409.2714@ecst.csuchico.edu>
Organization: Computer Science Dept. University of Auckland

wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (DARK_KNIGHT) writes:
>cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony) writes:
>> m_twist@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (SALCAD... Bard God of Love) writes:
>>> clare writes:

>>>>and clare comes in for the killer tickling attack....nah I can't write
>>>>that, sorry it's just not the sort of thing I can say in public...

>>>Is this a private match of can anyone join in............
>>
>CowPatti glares at him and steps toward him.  He looks at the ARC
>group slowly gathering around and with a resigned look says
>"Oh S**T!!!!!  What have I gotten myself into this time?"

While Dark Knight is busy defending himself from the Cowpatti
defenders clare sneaks off for another tickle attack ... on Mike ...
too late she remembers that Mike isn't ticklish ... oh no ...

clare
-- 
It's all Jono's fault...  :-)   | Usenet: bringing the world together and
cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz           | reminding us how far apart we are :) :(
                BigSis to Chis, Eric and Kristiina
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From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 13:32:27 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <92105.155210AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:

> Christy introduces herself:
> >Well, at least the "new" part was right!
> 
> C'mon!!! Don't sell yourself short... I bet the crowd part was right, too!
> *big patented DumbButGenerallyConfidentandHappybutnotLikeDanQuayle Grin*
> 
> >Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
> >seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
> 
> Things are *not* alwasy as they seem, so let me tell you right now that this
> group is not *pretty* cool... it's *tres* cool!!!
> 
> Now, to address various other issues raised in the thousands of other welcomes
> you've received *smile*... I just want to go on the record as being the first
> guy to welcome you aboard without flirting with or throwing food at you...
> at least until further notice *wicked grin*.  It's nice to have somebody new
> to pick on-- er, I mean talk too... yeah, that's it!!!  So with that, I say
> to you, "Welcome aboard... and enjoy!!!"
> 
> *big nethug*
> 
> Laters!
> ---
  

Well, if you're not going to throw food, can I?  
[throws some of the leftover banana cream pie]
OOps, couldn't resist.  I may be new, but I'm not innocent and boring!

Christy
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 21:14:37 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.153045.16409@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, Steve Salter
<ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
> picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) asks:
> 
> 
> >So, Steve, how do you answer all these ladies?  (I can just imagine! :-)
> >And do I get one too?  *sly wink*
> 
> Well, usually I just give them a big, sexy smile and a warm hug and a
> soft, tender kiss.

Sounds good so far.  :-)
 
> 
> THEN, I drop my pants.

Ick!  What a horrible thought!  :-)

> No, sorry Dave, I won't drop my pants for you... :)

Awww!  Come on.  And here, I had my camera ready for the shots so that I could
sell them to Playgirl and make lots of money.
*Pout*
 
Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
From: prauda@dol-guldur.hut.fi (Kristiina Prauda)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Our ARCFamily
Date: 9 Apr 92 14:48:26 GMT
	<PRAUDA.92Apr7235814@dol-guldur.hut.fi>
	<1992Apr8.174438.12539@sequent.com>
Organization: Helsinki University, Finland

>> On 8 Apr 92 17:44:38 GMT, rip@sequent.com (Paul Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)) said:

> In article <PRAUDA.92Apr7235814@dol-guldur.hut.fi> prauda@dol-guldur.hut.fi (Kristiina Prauda) writes:
>>
>>So Chelle, Di and bros., beware! We're just beginning the havoc...
>>:-)

> Hey Kris!  What are you trying to do?  Start a Family-Feud?  

Now would I ever do a thing like that? <twisted smile>

>I dont'
> think we could handle the Truth or Consequences of something like
> that!  I could put us all in Jepordy! To Tell the Truth, I would not
> look forward to it. 

Afraid, Rip? Do you fear our Viking Brother would get free with his
big axe? :-) 

Or even worse, that I would dance you to death? (Remember Giselle?)
:-)

> But if you Double Dare us, I don't think we could
> let it pass.  

Naah, what's the use of a Family Feud unless it's done for a good 
reason... If you need to fight, at least have fun beforehand!

Fun... hmmm... that opens up some rather interesting possibilities...
:-) 

> So, I guess what the $64000 Question is, is that what
> you really want? Concentration real hard on that, and get back to me.

Oh, Rip, I'll concentrate, I'll concentrate. <sweet wide-eyed smile>
Is this good? Does my concentration please you? 

I'll have to catch BigSister and make her give me back the... 
equipment... she unjustly stole from me, and THEN I will REALLY get 
back to you, and we can discuss the matter further... <even sweeter
smile>

Don't worry, Rip, my brothers are VERY concerned with my innocence
and my faithfulness to my fiance, but they would not hurt you in 
any way... now would they...? :-)

Do you want to see my 7-veil dance again? 


Kristiina
Official FireDancer to the RFA
LittleSis to Clare, BigSis to Eric & Chris
prauda@dol-guldur.hut.fi
 
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group - is there one?
Date: 10 Apr 92 06:15:09 GMT
 <1992Apr6.184248.23733@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> <1992Apr9.025952.17929@uc.msc.edu><1992Apr9.155221.3094@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

On 09-Apr-92 in Re: charter of this group -..
user Michelle Wiener@casbah.a writes:
> 
>Well, when I lived in St. Paul, it was StP/Mpls.  I now live (or at least the
>'rents live) in Mpls, so it's Mpls/StP.
> 
>So you're another of the folk who live in St. Paul but work in Mpls?  Don't
>you think it would be easier if everyone in Mpls. switched houses with
>everyone in St. Paul?  It would cut down with the traffic problem!!
> 

*whining voice* But what about Minneapolitan who works in Minneapolis and
St. Paulis who works in St. Paul. Wouldn't they have to drive to the other
city??

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin - URGENT
Date: 16 Apr 92 21:28:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr16.212833.5120
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr16.145951.9394@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Erin Anderson) writes:
>>>Dave:
>>>I see.  I guess we're going to have to fight this out.  Put up your dukes!
>>>[Erin raises his fists and is met with a pecan pie in the face]
>>
>>Oh, but Dave.... Look at Erin, and I just *love* pecan pie....
>>Sorry Dave, I'm gonna .... *Lis walks over to Erin and begins
>>licking the Pie off of him*   Yum!!  "Hi, Erin!" :)  *hug*
>>
>>                  Happy Birthday, Erin!!
>>
>>Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
>>who is celebrating Erin's Bday 
>
>	I feel really bad.  I was drinking at the bar on my birthday,
>and I had but 4 Long Island IceT and a Dr.Pepper, and a beer alongside
>later, and I was toasted.  I figured out later that I had had nothing
>to eat all day, and the drinks got to me quicker than I had expected!
>But it was a wonderful one, I must tell you.  I think I need a
>drink...  ;)

GREAT!!  21st Birthdays *should* be really special.  Hey, Erin,
Long Island Ice Teas are "ass-kickers".... and FOUR of them!!
Well, I think you did pretty good, myself.  I never could
handle four LIIT's........ and still stand that is.  *chuckle*

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Naked Lunch
Date: 14 Apr 92 22:29:16 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Apr14.201409.2714@ecst.csuchico.edu> wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU writes:
>>
>As CowPatti is discussing various topics...(feathers and fish scales
>with Blade...tickling parts with Mike, etc.) Dark Knight gathers 
>his strength.  As she turns back to him, he leaps off the floor and
>....RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP...CowPatti's clothes disappear.
>"Turnabout is fair play", says Dark Knight.
>CowPatti glares at him and steps toward him.  He looks at the ARC
>group slowly gathering around and with a resigned look says
>"Oh S**T!!!!!  What have I gotten myself into this time?"

As the Dumb Knight stands there trembling, his head in his hands, Miss
CowPatti gives the crowd a smile, since unlike the DUMB Knight, she had
NOT forgotten to don her undergarments that morning....

And so, retriving her clothes with one hand, she deftly attaches a
little post it note that says "kick me" to the Dumb Knight's backside
and then considerately dollops whipped cream where his hands used to be
before they flew up to his face......

Quickly shruggin on her clothes, she spies the Hairy Parent off in the
corner and lobs a few tortilla shells filled with refreid beans his
way....

CowPatti
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          (oo)   Porque donde quiera que estes, vas a cabar llorando mares.
  ,-------(._.)  Porque no vas a negar, que me llevas muy adentro.
 / |     ||      Y aunque lo quieras a no, sigo siendo tu tormento.
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   ~~    ~~      Si te estas muriendo por mi amor?  [Cuco Sanchez]
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From: cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony)
Subject: Please bare with me....
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 16:55:46 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

If you haven't heard from me in a few days, please resend me your
mail....I am still having connect problems (I don't think the modems
like these old crank telephones) and a few mail problems.  I had to
trash all my aliases and strt over, and am not real good at figuring
them out, so please bare with....

I AM still logging on to download and upload mail, which takes longer,
of course, and am still getting caught up.

Miss CowPatti Mae
Studying lamaaze once again

-- 

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          >_,<    
          (oo)   I had eyes...but could not see  
  ,-------(._.)  I had lips...but could not speak  
 / |     ||      I had ears...but could not hear 
*  ||W--'||      You came along and suddenly the world opened to me. 
   ~~    ~~              The Mysterious Mr. Green 
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From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Michael Bolton on tv
Date: 17 Apr 92 16:16:11 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr17.161611.9379
Distribution: usa
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr17.125321.19324@wetware.com> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
>For all you MB fans - in case you haven't seen it yet...


I'm a MB fan!!  Yes !!   Yes !!   Yes !!   :-)~~~~~~


>From next week's TV Guide (April 18-24), page 25,
>Oprah Winfrey gets a prime-time special (ABC, May 19)
>and visits stars at work: Meryl Streep, Dustin Hoffman
>and Michael Bolton.
>CatWoman

THANK YOU  !!  and   THANK YOU AGAIN  !!!!   **Big Smile**

I'll be at the Eric Clapton concert that night (oooo, I can't
wait, I can't wait....  )  but I've written this on my 
calendar and will DEFINITELY tape the show for future 
drooling....   

        **Big Hugs**  to you  CatWoman!!  

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Keywords: newbie
Date: 8 Apr 92 23:05:53 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr8.152006.715@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:

>In article <1992Apr4.014435.14843@apollo.hp.com> pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com (Paul Dorweiler) writes:
>>(Dohram wanders in to this corner of the universe and looks around...)
>>"Hmmm.  These seem like interesting people.  I think maybe I'll stay
>> and see what's happening with them."
>>
>>UNLURK ALERT!   *big flashing red lights*
>>
>>Yes, it's yet another newbie coming out of the woodwork..  
>>       (Oh no!!  Quick -- hide the kids!) 
>>After reading about all the fun of the first chat I decided I was missing
>>too much to just keep lurking.  I had to make certain I had my plastic suit
>>(ala Gallagher) on first, however, lest I be dusted by the GRW unprepared!
>>And yes, my RFA story is in preparation.  You've been forwarned!  :-)
>>...now back to your "normal" ARC banter...


>So you think your plastic suit will warn off the Incredible but
>Not-Edible Golden Majique Romance Dust??  Ah, Paul, You under-
>estimate my powers.... Maybe you don't remember Adrian's 
>predicament at the first chat!!  *heh heh heh*  The GRW waves
>her Golden Wand and Paul is showered with the Majique Dust,
>that somehow works it's way right thru his plastic suit.
>The Good Romantic Witch smiles romantically, "Welcome to 
>ARC-Land Paul.... I will see you again soon."  She gives
>Paul a *Big Bewitching Welcome Hugg*  and flies away; She
>has a hot luncheon date with Michael Bolton.   :-)~
>(Oh, wait, that was just a dream last night, wasn't it?  Darn.)

Well, I tried to warn you, in no time now you will be walking around with a 
stupid grin on your face, but hey, romance is worth any stupid grin.

*Jamie then dashes three feet away from Paul and throws a CPFTFA (Cream Puff 
From Three Feet Away) it detonates with a loud Puff (hunh?) and splatters 
Paul from head to foot with double-whipped cream. "Welcome Paul"*shake of 
cream covered hand* "Have Fun"*stupid Grin*

J.ME
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Spring break
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:45:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.rq67hINN3m0
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: tornado.berkeley.edu

Lisa spouts off again:

>Trap, Schmap.  So you admit to its diminuitive size, eh?  You really think you
>can catch BOTH of us with a skimpy little contraption like *that*?
   'Chelle, shhhh.  You don't want to hurt their ego's.  We'll let them
   build it, and then see if we want to get caught in it or not. *giggle*
   It would be easy to get out of the trap, I just want to see if I REALLY
   want to avoid it. *GRIN*

**  The question isn't if you want to avoid it.  It is if you can avoid the
** the trap. {:->  And I don't think you can.  Muahahahahahahahah.

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	       It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
	       And when the night wind plays a lonesome lullaby
	       It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky."
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Hello again!
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 15:10:48 -0500

>> 	Ah.  Heelllo!  :)  I am thiknking of just tying GRW down, and
>> letting everybody take pot shots on her.  :)  Just to get back for all
>> those nasty things she said and did to me in this world.
>
>I don't need to tie her down.  She stays down all by herself.  Bwahahahahaha!
>BTW, what nasty things did she say?  (email if you don't want to clutter the
>net, but I obviously missed some of the fun.  You could also tell me any juicy
>details you found out. :-)

	Dave...  oh, nevermind...  [Erin smiles, knowingly...]
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Dropping Pants
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 10:56:03 -0500

Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
>picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) encourages:

>>*Pout*
>
>Now now, don't pout...if you have the wide angle lens ready on your
>camera I'll just *unbutton DROP!*

And women would faint for miles...little old ladies would die of heart
attacks..men would be envious and hate you......

uh, oh, I guess I over did that a bit...

sorry...carry on...

*working up a sweat at work again*

Really must do something about the heat in this place....


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: 8888cc19@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (Good Witch of the Silicon Forest)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41A   
Organization: University of Houston-Downtown
X-Lunar-Date: 2 days, 22 hours, 51 minutes since the first quarter of the moon
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 16:08:00 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.205110.28464@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes...
>S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( Christy! ) asks cheerfully:
> 
>>Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
>>seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
>>
>>Christy!
> 
>Hi Christy! I'm old to this group. Since you are new I thought I would
>check YOU out! Room for another new face...mais oui, mademoiselle.
>Welcome to alt.romance.chat...the Land of the Goddess of Romance.
>WAnna mess around?
> 

	Be careful of these guys, Christy...they can be something else!

	But welcome aboard!

	*WelcomeHug*

	And, Steve, behave yourself...

	Tina Marie
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Spring break
Date: 8 Apr 92 11:46:34
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: Lisa Mae's message of Tuesday, 7 Apr 1992 17:24:30 MST

Ariel gives her version of events:
>Let the evidence show.  It began when I was walking up some stairs, and
>Scott said, "I'll be a gentlemen, you go first."  Adrian hesitated a bit and
>then let me go first also, then stated..."Oh, now I know why you let her go
>first."  They chuckled and exchanged a few comments...(YOU STARTED IT!!!)

Well, I *will* admit that it was a little difficult to repress my, er,
excitement and, er, enthusiasm about the, er, telescope.  [AJ wipes
beaded sweat off his brow, wondering if he's managed to bamboozle
everyone enough to get himself off the hook. 8-)]

>Although, if all you women out there saw Adrian's....*smile*....you would
>want to *goose* him too.

Well, quite a few of them *will* get to see my NewImprovedTush[*]
during the BeachChat.  Along, of course, with...er...most of the rest
of me.  ;-)

>    *GRIN*  And you think THAT is what we were giggling about??!!??
>*wicked laughter*

Well, it was either that or Michael Bolton, and *we* all know your
preferences.  Hehehehehehehehe...

[*] Firm yet smooth, comfy and warm...and totally dependable.  Oh, and
    it's bulletproof, too.  8-)

LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
  Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland and DirtyMindedApe
  SecondBro to Rip, 'Chelle and HotDi, SpiritualBro to Lis
  'Chelle's Bouncer, Plucked From Retirement
  BackupLeatherGod and LexiTerminator
  GOGIL/DeepFUDJE's Second in Challenge II