From: biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel)
Subject: Re: Tax Breaks for Decent White Folks
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 16:08:47 GMT

dkeisen@leland.Stanford.EDU (Dave Eisen) writes:


>Here is the piece, written by Lisa Nee, a white woman who creates
>telivision shows, for the New York Times, reprinted without 
>permission:
>   
>	          American Whites Deserve a Tax Break


>As our presidential candidates jockey for ways to court
>the public, they should really consider the majority of
>the voters --- white people --- with more care.

>Yes, whites are concerned about abortion and child care
>and education, but there is one issue that has yet to 
>come to the forefront in this campaign.

>It could make a significant difference in white people's
>lives, and surely in the life of a candidate bold enough
>to seize it.

>All white people should receive a tax break.

>The cold hard facts are that whites spend a tremendous
>amount of their income protecting themselves from 
>unpleasant situations caused by blacks.

>I know it's not all blacks. I love blacks. Some of my best
>friends are blacks. I am married to a black person and my
>spouse and I are both frustrated by the situations I find
>myself in.

>Yet it is black people who create the majority of these
>dangerous and sometimes repulsive situations.

>For the most part whites are a calming influence, peacefully
>beautifying the city and some blacks are making it more
>dangerous and difficult.

>Blacks are the major perpetrators of the most brutal and inhuman
>crimes: rape, robbery, shooting children, and abandoning
>families.

>On a beautiful summer day blacks can squelch your appreciation
>for the outdoors by leering, honking, and making that monkey-
>sucking noise if they find someone sexually attractive.

>To the candidate who sincerely wants to make a difference, be
>a hero to white people.

>Look around you. Whites are being driven out of urban areas by
>fear and loathing.

>It doesn't take a rocket scientist to evaluate the economic 
>impact of this wholesale white exodus from cities across America. 
>Imagine stores without white shoppers, restaurants without whites, 
>cultural events without any white people in the audience.

>White people need some kind of monetary incentive to remain
>urban dwellers. 

>We pay for cabs when we would rather walk. We pay higher rent to
>live in a building with security.

>What price tags can you put on these simple freedoms --- life,
>liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? I believe black people
>could handle this financial contribution to society.

>Even in 1992, black people are paid far more than they are 
>worth.

>Until the black leadership has this situation figured out, cut
>whites a break. Cut us a deal on taxes.

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>I assume by now you've all figured out that I made a small typo
>when keying in this article: replace all occurrences of the
>phrase "white people" with the word "women" and all occurrences
>of "black people" with "men".

>Boy am I pissed.

Why? I read it as a clever parody, sarcasm incarnate. Perhaps the
author didn't intend it as such, but the piece is quite funny.

Regards,
       H. Biesel s.N.a.
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