HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Re: TEST DO NOT READ
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 13:23:09 GMT

>This is a test sorryif you read it

I'm sorry too.
-- 
Samuel Stoddard, the Weapons Master           JESUS IS LORD!!  HALLELUJAH!!!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in
   thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
*=----                      --=* Romans  10:9 *=--                      ----=*
From: jbs@epochsys.UUCP (Joe Shimkus)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: 3 STOOOOOGES
Date: 9 Oct 92 13:31:54 GMT
Reply-To: jbs@epochsys.UUCP (Joe Shimkus)
Organization: Epoch Systems, Westborough, MA

In article <3190006@iftccu.boeing.com> eggerdin@iftccu.boeing.com (Tom Eggerding) writes:
>3 Stooges Experts!
>
>Please resolve an argument for me.  Did Curly and Shemp ever appear
>in the same 3 Stooges episode.  Also, was Shemp related to any of the
>other Stooges.  Thanks.
>_______________________________________________________________________
>
>the eGgMAn
>(Tom Eggerding)                            uunet!bcstec!iftccu!eggerdin
>"TADPOLES IS A WINNER!!"
>_______________________________________________________________________


Well, I'm not an expert but it just so happened that over this past
weekend I happened to be flipping through the channels and came across a
Stooges episode (I don't know the name) w/ Moe, Larry and Shemp.  They
were on a train looking for some guy named Slipp and came across a guy
sleeping in one of the cars with his hat over his face.  They took off
his hat and he had a clothespin on his nose which was preventing him from
snoring which he did most loudly after they took the clothespin off him.
That guy sure looked like Curly but w/ hair.  I believe he even spoke
and sure sounded like Curly too.  So I would say that yes Curly and
Shemp did appear in at least one episode together though not as Stooges.
Perhaps one of the experts can identify the episode.

As far as familial relations, I believe Shemp was a Howard, as was Moe
and Curly.

				- jbs

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Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,aus.jokes.d
From: daniel@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Daniel Bowen)
Subject: Re: toxic things
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 00:07:33 GMT

In <1992Oct6.122427.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au> info301a1@cc.newcastle.edu.au (Manfred Hanley) writes:

>In article <581@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au>, s315959@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Dan "Sam" Miles) writes:
>> Actually, I find the TCWF absolutely pathetic.
>> 
>... and, actually, I find them mostly quite amusing. As always, people have
>different tastes so, instead of wasting time with the usual "I agree"
>"I disagree", etc... routine, why don't you just accept that they're going to
>be posted. Or, if it _really_ disturbs you, put it in your kill file.

Hey, I really like reading those idiotic comments from people who think
their sense of humour (or lack of it) is the same as everyone else's in
the human race.  I also love the way they keep ignoring my
Followup-To: rec.humor.d,aus.jokes.d   headers

Keep 'em coming!


Daniel Bowen
-- 
Daniel Bowen, Monash University | I'd say it's an element of any post-
            Melbourne Australia | allegorical discussive climax of the
   daniel@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au | positionist stance. Either that or a
      TCWF: tcwf@gnu.ai.mit.edu | load of bollocks.                  [TCWF]
From: wlamonac@bach.helios.nd.edu (william lamonaca)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: 3 STOOOOOGES
Date: 9 Oct 92 02:25:52 GMT
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame

In article <3190006@iftccu.boeing.com> eggerdin@iftccu.boeing.com (Tom Eggerding) writes:
>3 Stooges Experts!
>
>Please resolve an argument for me.  Did Curly and Shemp ever appear
>in the same 3 Stooges episode.  Also, was Shemp related to any of the
>other Stooges.  Thanks.
>_______________________________________________________________________
>
>the eGgMAn
>(Tom Eggerding)                            uunet!bcstec!iftccu!eggerdin
>"TADPOLES IS A WINNER!!"
>_______________________________________________________________________

As far as I know, the only episode in which Shemp and Curly appeared together
was (I believe) "Hold that Tiger".  Anyway, it was an episode after Curly's
stroke forced him to retire and Shemp rejoined the group.  Curly makes only
a brief cameo as a passenger on the train that the rest of the stooges are
on- he's hard to recognize because his isn't shaven in this one- he's got a
full head of hair.

The related stooges- Curly, Moe and Shemp Howard (all brothers).

Another question- I know they changed their last name from Horwitz to Howard
and that Moe's real name is Moses and Curly's name is Jerome.  What was
Shemp's?

		-Bill
From: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:14:01 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

> > 
> > 01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01100100
> > 01101111 01100111 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101001 01100011 01101011
> > 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101001 01110010 00100000 01100100
> > 01101001 01100011 01101011 01110011 00111111 00001010 01000010 01100101
> > 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000
> > 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00101110 00001010
>
>That wasn't a _bit_ funny
>
>-- 
It took a _byte_ out of my sense of humor.

> ...uunet!wa3wbu!frackit!dave -or-                       |  Dave Ratcliffe  |
> frackit!dave@uunet.UU.NET -or- dave@frackit.uucp -or-   |  Sys. <*> Admin. |
> vogon1!compnect!frackit!dave@psuvax1.psu.edu            | Harrisburg,  Pa. |


-- 
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From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Subject: Re: 3 STOOOOOGES
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 13:58:04 GMT

wlamonac@bach.helios.nd.edu (william lamonaca) writes:

>In article <3190006@iftccu.boeing.com> eggerdin@iftccu.boeing.com (Tom Eggerding) writes:
>>3 Stooges Experts!
>>
>>Please resolve an argument for me.  Did Curly and Shemp ever appear
>>in the same 3 Stooges episode.  Also, was Shemp related to any of the
>>other Stooges.  Thanks.

Yes - In "Hold that Lion" (1947).  This bit was re-used in "Booty and the 
Beast" (1953).  Shemp was the third-eldest brother of Moe Howard.

>As far as I know, the only episode in which Shemp and Curly appeared together
>was (I believe) "Hold that Tiger".  Anyway, it was an episode after Curly's
>stroke forced him to retire and Shemp rejoined the group.  Curly makes only
>a brief cameo as a passenger on the train that the rest of the stooges are
>on- he's hard to recognize because his isn't shaven in this one- he's got a
>full head of hair.

>The related stooges- Curly, Moe and Shemp Howard (all brothers).

"[Moe Howard's] real name was Moses Horwitz (only later did he adopt the 
name Harry), son of real estate entrepreneur Jennie Horwitz and clothing
cutter Solomon Horwitz.  Moe was the fourth eldest of the five Howard
brothers, all but two, Jack and Irving, having entered show business."

>Another question- I know they changed their last name from Horwitz to Howard
>and that Moe's real name is Moses and Curly's name is Jerome.  What was
>Shemp's?

Moe once recalled how his brother acquired the name Shemp.  "Shemp 
was given the Hebrew name Schmool, after his mother's grandfather.
Schmool was Anglicized to Samuel and then shortened to Sam.  When his
mother, with her broad European accent, would call him, the name 'Sam'
came out 'Sams', and if you weren't listening carefully it could sound
like Shemp...which it did!  So from the time he was seven that's what his
family called him.  It was Shemp in school and in the world of the
theatre.  In later years, no one knew it was anything else."

The preceeding quotes are from: 

_The Three Stooges Scrapbook_, (c) 1982 Lenburg, et al (ISBN 0-8065-0946-5)



Dave

P.S.  I have a still photo that I could uuencode and e-mail to anyone
who wants one -- it's of the "clothes pin" scene mentioned above, where
Moe, Shemp and Curly share the scene (along with Larry).  GIF, I guess.



-- 
Dave Bushong, Wang Laboratories, Inc.
Project Leader, OCR products            Amateur Radio Callsign KZ1O
Internet: dbushong@wang.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: zack@thunder (Zack)
Subject: Re: cascade challenge II
Organization: Encompass
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 21:11:01 GMT

In article <1992Oct16.142212.26407@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu>  
davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:
> In article 719206957@marsh, corneliu@cs.curtin.edu.au (Nigel Cornelius)  
writes:
> >wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf) writes:
> >
> >>In article <1992Oct14.175931.7370@unlv.edu> jhantin@dawkins.cs.unlv.edu  
(Jeffrey Hantin) writes:
> >>>) >> I dare you to make a cascade out of "orange".
> >>>) >I scare you by making a cascade out of flange.
> >>>) >
> >>>) How about with a nosense word such as borainge.
> >>>I gotcha 'cause my gun has more range.
> >>>
> >> I cha - cha on a rusty door hinge.
> >Play with fire and my clothes'll get singed.
> Bad cascades make me cringe....
Fat doth come quickly, for I'm on a binge.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 02:05:09 EDT
From: <SAB121@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: GGBJ???

Could the person who sent me that please send it to me again?  It was
hillarious!  I've nver laughed so hard in my life!  (unfortunately, the
student op was playing around and logged me off, before I could move it to a
regular disk!) God, was the Librarian p/o'd at the language she heard!  I'm
still mad :( Oh well, I LOVE IT!!!  :)

...Sal
 ______________________________________________________________________
| Salvatore A. Buttice              |  BITNet: SAB121@PSUVM            |
| 1511 State Street    _____________|__InterNET: sab121@psuvm.psu.edu__|
| Erie, PA 16501      |  My opinions are my own.  They are subject to  |
|_____________________|   change at short notice.  PSU had nothing to  |
|_APPLE_II_FOREVER!!!_|___do_with_my_opinions,_I_formed_them_long_ago._|
|________________<This_space_intentionally_left_blank>_________________|
From: rfritz@zeus.calpoly.edu (Ryan E. Fritz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: ASCII pic wanted...
Keywords: ascii pics, snakes
Date: 16 Oct 92 08:17:11 GMT
Organization: Psychotic Computer Geeks, Inc.

If anyone has an ASCII pic of a snake or anything remotely resembling a
snake, could you please mail it to me?  Thank you.  :)

rfritz@nike.calpoly.edu

-- 
  "Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.  Too many puppies are being
   trained not to bark.  At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that
   we may maintain our oil fields."  -- PRIMUS         Ryan E. Fritz
                                                rfritz@poseidon.calpoly.edu
From: mparsons@fleming.csc.bcm.tmc.edu (Mark Parsons)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 15 Oct 1992 16:47:26 GMT
Organization: Baylor College of Medicine, Houston, Tx
Distribution: world
Reply-To: mparsons@fleming.csc.bcm.tmc.edu (Mark Parsons)
NNTP-Posting-Host: fleming.csc.bcm.tmc.edu
Originator: mparsons@fleming.csc.bcm.tmc.edu


In article <1992Oct15.151401.23552@njitgw.njit.edu>, lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt) writes:
|> > > 
|> > > 01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01100100
|> > > 01101111 01100111 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101001 01100011 01101011
|> > > 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101001 01110010 00100000 01100100
|> > > 01101001 01100011 01101011 01110011 00111111 00001010 01000010 01100101
|> > > 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000
|> > > 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00101110 00001010
|> >
|> >That wasn't a _bit_ funny
|> >
|> >-- 
|> It took a _byte_ out of my sense of humor.

You could _cache_ in on this type of humor.

Mark
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: daniell@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Daniel Lyddy)
Subject: Bill Clinton in debate
Organization: University of California, at Berkeley
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 06:58:24 GMT


Richard Belzer told this joke on TV today, apparently after watching Bill 
Clinton's performance in last night's debate (loosely paraphrased):

      Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
      A; He's the stiff one.
-- 
******************************************************************************
Dan Lyddy    daniell@cory.berkeley.edu    University of California at Berkeley
"I'll walk off this f#@&ing stage if you don't stop spitting!" --Johnny Rotten
******************************************************************************
Xref: sparky rec.humor:30956 rec.arts.movies:30007
From: hamster@werple.apana.org.au (Anthony Horan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: Mixed Up Movie Titles
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:45:15 GMT
Organization: werple public-access UNIX, Melbourne
NNTP-Posting-Host: werple.apana.org.au

dc_ags@ac.nsac.ns.ca (Don Christie) writes:

>>>This moves into a new realm of exploration, but along the lines of
>>>less-than-efficient movie marquees, how about neon light failures?  Some
>>>of my favorites are:

Just in case it hasn't already been added...

"Batman Returns" contains my favorite neon sign joke; the art-deco sign
in Michelle Pfieffer's apartment reads "HELLO THERE". After a temper
tantrum during her transition to the, err, more slippery side of her
character, the newly broken sign calmly announces, "HELL HERE". 

I think I was the only person in the cinema that laughed... :-)

-- 
(@)  (@)                            |    Anthony Horan
   UU                               | Melbourne Australia
////////                            | "Alas, poor kcirroY...
hamster@werple.apana.org.au         | I knew him backwards!"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
From: acs_stev@uwrf.edu (Keith S Stevens)
Date: 11 Oct 92 13:00:24 -0600
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4Lines: 46

jon@Turing.ORG (Jon Gefaell (KD4CQY)) writes:
: In article <1992Oct10.201936.24069@ncsu.edu> ssd@eos.ncsu.edu (Srikant Sridevan) writes:
: >
: >In article <1992Oct10.193104.19952@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, bdsmith@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Brandon D Smith) writes:
: >|> Xref: taco alt.sex:95125 alt.sex.stories:2391 rec.humor:92527 alt.flame:56574
: >|> Newsgroups: alt.sex,alt.sex.stories,rec.humor,alt.flame
: >|> Path: taco!gatech!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu!bdsmith
: >|> From: bdsmith@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Brandon D Smith)
: >|> Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
: >|> Message-ID: <1992Oct10.193104.19952@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
: >|> Keywords: Purity test.xs
: >|> Sender: news@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
: >|> Nntp-Posting-Host: magnusug.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
: >|> Organization: The Ohio State University
: >|> References: <1992Oct1.182927.6718@news.cs.brandeis.edu> <BvpwDu.r2@acsu.buffalo
: >|> Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 15:31:04 GMT+5:00
: >|> Lines: 19
: >|> 
: >|> 
: >|> >Could someone e-mail me the 5,000-question version of the purity test???
: >|> >
: >|> >
: >|> 
: >|> ME TOO!
: >|> 
: >|> Thanks,
: >|> 
: >|> Brandon
: >|> 
: >   PLEASE MAIL ME AS WELL !!
: >
: >    Thanks a lot,
: >
: >     Srikant.
: >	
: >      ssd@apollo.psrc.ncsu.edu
: 
: Me Too!!! Thanks!
: 
: 
: I really appreciate it...

Once more, could someone send one to me,

Thanx
keith		keith.s.stevens@uwrf.edu
Xref: sparky rec.humor:30971 alt.drugs:16950
From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.drugs
Subject: Re: Candy corn: an Explanation, please
Keywords: candy,corn,munchies,halloween
Date: 8 Oct 92 17:13:26 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Oct5.160005.15263@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes:

>In article <deuelpm.718298421@craft.camp.clarkson.edu> deuelpm@craft.camp.clark
>son.edu (Hobbit) writes:

>>My wife and I were discussing tonight the "candy corn."  You know, candy
>>corn--that white-orange-yellow stuff shaped like a road pylon that is only
>>sold at halloween. . .

>Can't answer your question, but... did you know that IT's NOT
>A REAL VEGETABLE.  Yup, and neither are Captain Crunch Crunchberries!!

You're kidding me!  You mean that time I spent gluing them back into cobs
with honey wasn't actually reconstructing the candy corn-on-the-cob???

Made great party favors though.

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
How about we all do something reasonable?  I bet that'll confuse 'em!
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers
From: s8921366@macgraw.mqcs.mq.oz.au (Paul English)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Macquarie University, School of Mathematics, Physics, Computing and Electronics
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 02:05:33 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.145304.3551@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com writes:
>In article <9VR1RB1w164w@lorc.UUCP>, /dev/null@lorc.UUCP (The NULL Device) writes:
>=)wright@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Michael G. Wright) writes:
>=)> day simply because people _are_ dumb, so they want a simple interface. And
>=)> if you think that IBM and Clone users are immune, well, Windows 3.1?
>=)> 
>=)> Mmmmm, when the revolution comes, you'll be the first ones to go.
>=)> 		(one who knows)
>=)> 					;-)
>=)
>=)What ever you do, don't redirect to /dev/null!!!! I DONT'T want any PCclones
>=)or Mac's!  Unix forever!
>=)
>This is a discussion about PCs an Macs.  Not only is it unfair to bring up
>the existence of *real* computers, it can actually be considered off-topic.
>If you want to talk about *real* computers, start your own thread.  Do it
>in another group, though; only Macs, PCs and Amigas are appropriate for
>rec.humor.

While were on appropriate newsgroups, could you please move this thread off
aus.computers, (i.e. use the above header).  If you don't want discussion
of *real* computers, don't post to *real* newsgroups. 

--
    Paul English    |Email:                        |You can tell how far
   School of MPCE   |s8921366@mackay.mpce.mq.edu.au|we have to go when
Macquarie University|    paul@vulcan.anu.edu.au    |today's supercomputers
 Sydney, Australia  |                              |are programmed in FORTRAN
From: mjwaters@vax1.tcd.ie
Subject: WANTED URGENTLY !! Lawyer/Legal jokes
Organization: Trinity College Dublin
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 13:47:20 GMT



Can anyone who has any Lawyer jokes or a list of lawyer jokes 
please send them to me. Virtually any kind of relevant garbage 
accepted.
Many thanks.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: <None>
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 23:31:55 GMT

krueger@engin.umich.edu (Erick Krueger) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct5.200519.1807@ucbeh.san.uc.edu> sauerm@ucbeh.san.uc.edu writ
>>es:
>>I am a single white female withlarge breasts please write me!!!!!

>I've never known a female named Mark before.  :)

Obviously, you're too much of a newbie to have encountered Mark Ethan Smith,
then...

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"Beebelbrox, over here!" "No, Beebelbrox over here, who you?"
"A friend." "Anybody's friend in particular, or just well disposed to people?"
From: cheung@strider.hw.stratus.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:02:59 GMT
Organization: Cheung's Funky Shop, Co.

Someone requested the list of top ten reasons to date engineers.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

        This top ten list is taken from the latest engineering t-shirt
that is being offered here at Ohio University.  The author is probably a
collective group of students.


        Top Ten Reasons To Date An Engineer

1.      Extremely Good Looking

2.      High Starting Salary

3.      Free Body Diagrams

4.      Looks Good On A Resume'

5.      Can Calculate Head Pressure

6.      Help With Your Math Homework

7.      Parents Will Approve

8.      We Know How To Handle Stress
        And Strain In Our Relationships

9.      Find Out What Those Other
        Buttons On Your Calculator Do

10.     The World Does Revolve Around Us...
        We Pick The Coordinate System

			********
	
Following is Funky Cheung's top ten reasons not to date an engineer.

10.	T-shirt and jean are their formal dress.  Hot dog and a 6-pack is their
	seven course meal.

9.	The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.

8.	Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussy cat.

7.	Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm, daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.

6.	No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there
	calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.

5.	Listens to classic rock only.  Hates everything from Bach to Prince.

4.	Touches his car more than you.  

3.	Talks in acronym.

2.	Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.

1.	Top reason not to date an engineer: ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
	Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.


Copyrigts reserved.

Cheung's Funky Shop, Co.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Subject: Re: ANSWERING fucking MACHINES
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 17:37:21 GMT

spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia) writes:


>So I ring up this guy I know because he's selling his car and my one's so old
>the  St  Christopher  badge  is autographed, and I get one of those answering

> [*Wicked* funny answering machine story follows...]

This may get my vote for "best of the month."


Dave
 
-- 
Dave Bushong, Wang Laboratories, Inc.
Project Leader, OCR products            Amateur Radio Callsign KZ1O
Internet: dbushong@wang.com
From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: <None>
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 92 10:02:04 PDT
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

u081f304@astro.ocis.temple.edu (cis081 sec101 fall92) writes:

> Neil Enns ($ennsnr@brandonu.ca) wrote:
> : In article <1992Sep25.184520.3169@Princeton.EDU>, zhuz@flower.Princeton.EDU
> : > Anyone has jokes about statistics or statisticians?  Please share them wi
> : > me!  I will appreciate a lot and post all the good ones.
> : 
> : Taken from someone's .sig: 97.3% of all statistics are made up.
> : 

Close. So *very* close.


 _
Kevin D. Quitt                                 Job Quest (805) 251-8210
srhqla!quest!kdq                               Learn How to Get a Job in SoCal

                96.37% of all statistics are made up.
From: zim@IBX.COM (Bill Zimmer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Is rec.humor archived?
Date: 9 Oct 92 18:02:28 GMT

Is there an ftp site which archives rec.humor?

Email replies preferred to zim@ibx.com
--
Bill Zimmer - zim@ibx.com