From: sl859@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: The Drizzt Danglers, by wReam...
Date: 6 Oct 92 14:27:25 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

Here is the list that Drizzt sent me.  Unfortunately I couldn't send it
off to the rest of you til now because the VAX went down big time!  It was 
REALLY frustrating to logon and see I had 8 E-mail messages and no way to
read them!!!  I was freaking to be sure!  I will interject on the danglers 
that I think I can answer or hint at the answer.

						wReam...

>Here's a list of the ones I can think of (mostly from my stories):
>1) What happened to Capt. Continuity at the end of Cry.Sig?  (I've got
>   one possible answer, but I'll never release it as a story now.)

>2) When did Marvel Zombie Lad become Marvel Zombie Boy? (I'll answer
>   this one in my upcoming MZB one-shot).

>3) Who is Dr. Killfile, what are his powers, why is this alien after him,
>   etc.?  (see Continuity Champ mini for answers).
    Heh-Heh-Heh!
>4) Captain Capitalize's final fate?  (He was catatonic on H'yddee'uz when
>   last seen.  I can't think of any good lines for this myself).

>5) What about Spelling Boy's brain?  How did Spelling Boy get in the roster
>   of heroes Ultimate Ninja brought back?  (My opinion is that Amorphous
>   Lad didn't want to do monitor duty and masqueraded as him).
    
	Nope.  But it does lead you to ask how spelling Boy could be around!
	Hmmmmmmmm.  And all the hostility, huh?  If I wasn't so close to the
	trees I might suppose that he had something to do with the traitor.


>6) How come Dyslexia and Typo Lad have such similar powers?

    Although Dyslexia's powers are similar, I must say they really are
different.  Dyslexia can cause typos, but she can also cause misreadings
in things which are actually written correctly!  This is an additional level
of power that Typo Lad does not have.  It was Dyslexia's reality warping that
made Cry.Sig legitamate and canon when it wasn't supposed to be!

>7) Who beat up Marvel Zombie Boy while he was off in space?  What is the
>   Insanity Gauntlet?  Does it have anything to do with the Insanity Gems?
>   Exactly what are the powers of each of the six Insanity Gems?  (I've got
>   answers to #2,3, and 4; #1 is still up in the air).

>8) Where will Cannon Fodder appear next?  Charlie Risk?

>9) Who leads the LNH?  (I'd like to see a tribunal leadership of Rebel Yell,
>   Ultimate Ninja, and Continuity Champ.  This will, of course, become a
>   running subplot should you choose to use it, finally errupting into a
>   three-way battle).

Now Now Now.  Dont jump the gun here!  I have this well in hand, but if you
start writing it up I will really be mad.  Besides I really had no Idea that 
Rebel Yell and Continuity Champ were in charge.  I do need to get with you
drizzt on this one though.

>10) Who is the "disembodied spirit"?  (see the upcoming CC mini)

    Heh-Heh-Heh!

>11) Why are both Trivia Master and Trivia King listed on the roster when
>    they are one and the same?
     
    Probably another example of Dyslexia's power.  You see it is obviously 
not a typo, but is a misreading. Someone read something into it when it wasn't
there.

>12) Who will be the traitor?  Will there be a traitor?  What role will
>    Contraption Man play in it?

     Drizzt, although you may not have suspected it, this Contraption Man
     will play an interesting part in the upcoming "Sieze Dangerous" Series.
     Yes, the comic is focused in the Ultimate Ninja saga, but does this 
     mean he is the traitor???  Or will Contraption Man Jump the Gun!?	

>13) Who is the Black Dude with a Hat?  What were his powers?  What happened
>    to him?  What was his personality and motives like?  (If I get some
>    answers, he might reappear in THE FLAME WARS).

>14) Will the Continuity Champion mini ever appear?  (Yes, beginning next
>    week - I promise!)

>15) Grammer Lad left the LNH at one point.  He has since been shown having
>    returned.  What happened?  Does this have to do with Spelling Boy's
>    apparent return?
	
     I would guess that Grammer Lad was walking in the park and was mowed 
down in the Cry.Sig battle.  Ultimate Ninja saved him and he had second
thoughts about whether he should leave the Legion, when if he was going to
die, he'd prefer to die in party-mode with the rest of the Legion!

>16) How did the Ultimate Ninja fake his death in Cry.Sig?  If he isn't really
>    dead, what about Ellipsis King?

     Most Ninja's have mastered the ability to feign death.  UN is no exception 
     and as for Ellipsis King... Well I haven't got plans to bring him right
     back but in the LNH/Verse who can tell when he'll pop up next.

>17) What about Pointless Death Man?  (Scheduled to appear in THE FLAME WARS)

     And how do his powers differ from Cannon Fodder?  

>18) Will THE FLAME WARS ever appear? (Probably.  They're tenatively scheduled
>    as my "going-away" present to the LNH.  I'll be doing the format a bit
>    differently, though, at wReam's request.  Instead of taking
>    days in between chapters, I'm writing it out bit by bit on paper.  I can
>    then insert it in the saga when the time comes and hopefully post the
>    whole thing in a single day).

     Heh-Heh-Heh!

>19) Is Crossover Queen really gone? (I hope so!)  Royalty King/Harras?  (This
>    is an interesting story.  In the version of Cry.Sig I posted, he is
>    driven insane, while in the "revised edition" he is buried under a ton of
>    unsolicted manuscripts).

>20) What is the Kingfish up to?

     Heh-Heh-Heh... Wait and see.

>21) Who or what is Aunt Comic-Relief?  What are her ties to Continuity Champ?
>    What does she have in store for the LNH?  (Back to you, wReam...)

     Heh-Heh-Heh... Its in the works!  

>22) What about Obscure Trivia Lad?

     Heh-Heh-Heh.

>23) Who are the 8 dead LNHer's apart from OTL?  (see the upcoming MZB one shot)
>
>That's all I have for now. Seeya!
>
>                                 -Drizzt

I will send you a suggestion as to where to take the Leadership thing if
you want to hear it Drizzt.  Then we can Plot behind Peoples backs! (pun
intended!)
					wReam...
				    Ultimate Ninja!

P.S.  Ultimate Ninja is selling too many comics to be the traitor!  
Who would be fool enough to make him the enemy!?  >;-)



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