HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Christmas Song / SATAN
Date: 15 Dec 92 03:12:45 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <W7R=yT#@engin.umich.edu>, ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering
) writes:
>In article <1gc7icINN7ko@tamsun.tamu.edu> covingc@ee.tamu.edu (Mouse) writes:

>>Ever notice that if you swap the letters in SANTA around a bit, you get SATAN?
>
>after I got home, I looked at the back of the shirt.  It says "...and remember,
>SANTA spelled sideways is SATAN."
>I stared at this phrase for a while, thinking, "I don't get it."  I mean,
>Santa and Satan?  What's the connection?  Then, suddenly, it hit me.
>It blew my doors off, man.  For the first time ever, I realized that
>Satan is an anagram for Santa (and vice versa, of course.)  Wow.
>I'm sure, though, that nobody else who reads talk.bizarre realized this,
>and they're all remembering you in their prayers for pointing it out.
>ljd
>
Uh, excuse the newbie, here, but you've gotta be kidding.

sol  |  sorry about the door
--
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Menopause, hold the lime
Date: 12 Dec 1992 22:04:10 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1992Dec12.062434.75090@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> btb4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (BRADLEY T BRAUN) writes:
>
>The beers: Corona or Miller.  Eeck!  No Drambuie, no Mescal.
>They'd make a G&T, but forget the limes.  Can anyone tell me what,
>exactly, the point is to being a banker?  It sure isn't living.

It's drinking themselves rigid on beers they've read are
hip in GQ and making life miserable for people who live
on the "other side of the red line."

				--Blair
				  "Me?  Fuckem.  I borrow from
				   them at 11.5% and invest it
				   in semiconductor companies
				   and get a 40+% ROR.  Nearly
				   30% net.  Fuckem hard."
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: In Search Of
Date: 17 Dec 92 19:08:39
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
	<1992Dec17.132014.26947@walter.cray.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
In-reply-to: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com's message of 17 Dec 92 13:20:14 CST
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Comments: WHY SHIT HAPPENS #068: Optimism: This shit, too, will pass.


> dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt) writes:
> 
> >So I was trying to think of the most long-winded sentence in a pop
> >song.  Strings such as the Police'
[etc..]

schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> 
> How about back to the Police:
[etc...]

Jeff Carroll <jcarroll@ferris.cray.com> writes:
=> "king of pain, I'll always be king of pain, I'll always be king of pain,
=> I'll AAALWAYS be king of pain, I'll always be king of pain..."
[etc...]

Well, how about the lyrics to "Raman Food Bondage" by Deaf Baron
Goodman? It goes something like: 

	"Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes, just like that, just like that,
	just like that, that's it, that's it, that's it, ohhh, yes,
	AAAAH, please, please, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, go
	on, go on, oh yes, oh yes.."

for the duration of the song. 

Highly recommended...
--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.

                               HUG ME!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: what I really want to do
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 22:43:24 GMT

---
I want to quit the computer industry.
I want to move to a commune in the Sierra foothills.
I want to write fiction instead of manuals for illiterate programmers.  
I want to have enough of a yard to grow a kitchen garden.
I want to have children who don't know what television is.
I want to look up at night & see stars instead of the glare from
  military sites near me.

---
c j silverio
hopeless
From: tbrann@oxford.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 12 Dec 92 15:45:07 GMT
Organization: Oxford University Engineering Dept.
Originator: tbrann@black

In the building where I live there is a fire exit, with a little red box
beside it that says "Break glass for key".

Last night, I broke the glass, BUT DIDN'T TAKE THE KEY!!!

Haven't laughed so much in a long time.

Tony "disestablishmentarianism's finest hour"
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       | oupafb@ox.ac.uk
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: use your MIND
Summary: ! Something's wrong--perhaps a missing \item.
Date: 15 Dec 92 00:19:35 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.


From rec.games.abstract:

> The scene is a dormitory room (20x20).  ALL the furniture has been moved
> to the walls.  The floor is soaked.  The windows and doors are all locked
> from the inside.  A college student is hanging from the rafters by a long
> belt.  How did this person die?  Was it murder?

The college student, in search of serious high fidelity, moved the furniture
to counterbalance the effect of the earth's drifting magnetic field on FM
reception.  The dormitory was next to a highway, where exhaust from the
constant traffic drifted up to the windows of the room, the ozone eventually
breaking down the seals in the freezer of the student's little dorm
refrigerator.  When the furniture was moved the power cord was yanked out and
the stacks of vodka-and-koolaid popsicles in the freezer melted and ran
through the deteriorated seals onto the floor.  The rafters were added by
the students so they could stack the beds on top of each other to make room
for a decent toking circle; the student was hanging by a belt because he tried
to get dressed in the dark while sitting on the upper bed.  The windows and
doors were locked because it was Christmas break.  He died of boredom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: cathy's response to sioux's dildo
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
	<MJD.92Dec12143627@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
	<1992Dec13.155344.2809@cnsvax.uwec.edu> <MJD.92Dec14020839@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 14:53:29 GMT



In article <MJD.92Dec14020839@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Wow") writes:

   In article <1992Dec13.155344.2809@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
   >   Does this not look like the writing of a provoked, annoyed, angered person?

   Try `bored', and you'll be closer to the mark.  Or `disappointed'.  Or
   even `sad'.  I wish you had some backbone and some spice.  I really do.
   Please post your predictably lame followup to me `get a life' post, so
   that I can put you in my kill file and cease to be bored, disappointed,
   and saddened by you, forever.

   Or REALLY embarrass me by posting something clever for a change.
   I *double* dare you this time, BIG BOY.

It happened again.  mjd was in my dreams last night.  only this time
he was more like Starcap n Ra described him.  He was not as tall, or
dark and looked more like a student.  He was at a desk job and I was
waiting for him to get done so we could go some where with some other
people, like a party or something.  People would come up and ask him
questions and he would get very angry and tell them how stupid they
were.

the dream was a lot like this posting, like there should be some point
to it but I don't know what it is.


Brief advertisement for the apocalypse follows in three lines...

___________________________________________________________________________
.   .  The end of the world doesn't come suddenly and without warning. To
 9 3   imagine it does is to be fooled by popular misconception and thus
  .    fail to recognize the larger picture.  The end of the world is an
       ongoing process.  It starts slowly, imperceptably then blossoms
       unnoticed in our very midst until it has engulfed all that there is
       and none is free from its spell.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: to Carasso and his emulators
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:34:39 GMT

Lots of Single Asian Males posting to alt.personals these days.
You can ridicule them.

Mark., but of course Carasso much prefers ridiculing Arabs, or me
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Re: t.b
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:31:35 GMT

tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan) writes:

>I have just read through about 300 articles.

>Half the time it was really cool and I liked it.
>Half the time it was dump and I felt like puking.

>A bit like porking a hermaphrodite I expect.

No.
The hermaphrodite is less ambiguous.

RICHH

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: interesting fact
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Oregon At Work
Date: 16 Dec 92 16:34:13 CST


In article <1992Dec16.203538.16372@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> >
> >"Nair" hair remover was named after Vikram Nair, the Indian-American
> "Blair", the money maker was named after Commedore's Vik20 RAM Bingo Simulator.

Roger, the Carasso, was named after a carnal act.

and appropriately so.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt)
Subject: Scary
Organization: the act or process of organizing or of being organized
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:46:07 GMT


I know someone who talks the way that drieux posts.

Dfan;
VeryScaryKindOfGuy.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Too lazy to use it
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 19:54:40 GMT

In <MJD.92Dec16121931@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Child of Decay") writes:


>The line `oh what fun it is to ride' has the same meter as `shot him
>with my .44'

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Shot him with my .44
In a one-horse open sleigh!



ben - creative genius


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
dominate the subversive paradigm
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: useful information?
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 23:07:55 GMT

>The Little Shoe Box                     Catalog: Yes
>89 Holloway Road                        Sizes 4-12 (European Sizes)
>London N7 8LT                           about size 14
>01-607 1247
 
>Selection: Fetish shoes, 5" & 6" heels and boots, ballet boots
>Comments: Supplier of fetish shoes to many of the shops in Europe

Isn't the Net wonderful?

Mark., what the hell is a fetish shoe, anyway? one for satisfying a particular
fetish? are there standard shoe-fetishes for particular types?
gooley@netcom.com
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Marketing Trends which must be encouraged
Date: 20 Dec 92 22:49:45 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:

>Joachim, you are about as funny as a 300 lb. ovarian cyst.

Not quite. To be perfectly honest, I do find a 300 lb. ovarian cyst to
have some humor value.

					- Jeff Vogel
					Rutgers math
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: ideal job for me
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 03:24:46 GMT

mail-order husband

Mark., handsome English-speaking American men seek friendship, matrimony!
gooley@netcom.com
From: maupb@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J L Saunders)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Great Xvob Gift Idea - send me presents!
Date: 15 Dec 1992 13:00:33 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.csv.warwick.ac.uk
Keywords: Merry Xvob and a Happy New Year

I read Calvin and Hobbes for the first time on Sunday - I was falling off my
chair with laughter. It was sooo surreal - like the bit where Calvin's gravity
field is reversed and he ends up walking on the ceiling; then after his mum
had sent him back to do his homework he suddenly started growing until he fell
of the planet. If anyone knows what he's on, send me some!

Oh, and Merry Xvob to you all...
Jason
-- 
    "Merry Xvob!"      Jason L Saunders [ RouE ]       "Merry Xvob!"
                     email: maupb@csv.warwick.ac.uk
snail: Warwick Business School, University of Warwick, Coventry CV4 7AL, UK

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ag786@yfn.ysu.edu (Barry Bouwsma)
Subject: Short, shameless confusion
Summary: huh?
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 00:45:50 GMT


Who is r05a?

And what sort of g00d time is it?

*hic*
-- 
All my alt.tasteless posts crossposted to alt.romance.chat and misc.test
All my talk.bizarre posts crossposted to alt.good.news and misc.test
If you read it, I didn't write it; If I wrote it, I didn't mean it
	Barry Bouwsma,     ag786@YFN.YSU.EDU [Internet]
From: ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Summary of Protected Expressions
Date: 11 Dec 92 21:02:18 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

Since the recent Supreme Court decisions, many have been
confused about the current status of protected forms of
expression, to wit, burning things, in the United States.
Please stop sending me those panicked telegrams; this
Summary of Protected Expressions should answer all your
questions.

		Summary of Protected Expressions, 12/92

burn        protected?   comments
-------------  ---      --------------------------------------
flag           yes       exception: t-shirts (Scalia dissented)
cross          no
bush           yes       precedent from Hebraic law
effigy         yes       (not yet tested in Supreme Court)
brassiere      yes
cigarette      no
Atlanta        no        (overturned 1872)
Los Angeles    yes
toast, wheat   yes       includes rye and pumpernickle where available
toast, white   no



"Trespassers w"   ranjit@grad1.cis.upenn.edu	mailrus!eecae!netnews!grad1!...
	The surface of the water where they move swiftly about in curves.
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: quotation looking for a context
Date: 14 Dec 92 13:21:23 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <Bz4H1H.Jtr@news.udel.edu> hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams) writes:
>my first thought was the cat.

I got really horny last night.......
-- 
    |      Andy  Cannon      | From a Vision of Reality,        |
    | Misplaced Yorkshireman | Comes my Nemesis of Faith.       |
    |   Spider Systems Ltd   | But is Everything so Different ? |
    |  andrewc@spider.co.uk  | And Still the Moon......         |
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Hee Haw
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 92 15:03:01 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

Hitch 'em up! Yup!Yup!Yup!
Hitch 'em up! Hitch 'em up, right up, hitch hitch Hitch 'em up!
on up to the wagon, hitch up yer pants, hitch hitch!

hitch a ride on up to the wagon in yer pants baw! yaw hitch 'em up!

we're gonna Hitch 'Em UP!

							--@lS
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Cats and Dogs
Date: 11 Dec 92 19:07:04 GMT
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs

Here I am reporting to you *live* from Long Island, not that you could
tell if I weren't. Here in the talk.bizarre/tom boutell news center
(tbtbnc: tib-tib-NICK) , we're monitoring the storm that has flooded
New York City, Long Island and New Jersey, and good riddance.
We go now to our correspondent at the sophisticated weather-monitoring
display, or "window" in layman's terms, three feet behind us.

(Shuffling sounds)

"Well, Tom, the neighbors next door no longer have a backyard,
there's a foot and a half of water in the furnace room, the heat's
been shut off, the electricity will probably go soon, the
Mrs. Robinson who lives downstairs from you seems to be having
a grand old time prancing about oh-so-unattractively in her
yellow raincoat and glancing hopefully at your far too numerous
windows, your girlfriend is trapped in Queens, and the Long Island Railroad 
isn't accepting passengers without a signed note from their mothers, 
You Poor Bastard (tm). Looks like a fun-filled gas-stove-heated masturbatory 
weekend at the ranch, with no halucinogens in sight. But remember,
come eight o'clock, you can have the fun of watching yet another
high tide threaten to flush the next house over into the Sound.
And when it does we'll be there with live coverage of the
Final Plague of Humankind."

"Thanks, Tom. This TBTBNC (tib-tib-NICK) special report brought to you
by the number six, the special "K", the ordinary "J", the
Malcolm "X", and the extreme boredom of a man trapped by nature
for the remainder of his existence. This is Tom Boutell signing
off. And remember, it's not the Final Plague of Humankind if
you can still telnet to Berkeley."

-T

Goo goo g'joob, Mrs. Robinson, heaven help me keep you far away

Hey hey hey

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Sayushka Ivanov")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sioux -- my heart forever.
Date: 13 Dec 92 18:41:35 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu's message of 11 Dec 92 05:25:40 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.232540.2782@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>   After all, some of the old-timers here
>   aren't ever gonna have lives either.

    Joachim, before I toss you into my kill file, never to return, for
the unpardonable sin of being boring, I'd like to ask a question.  I
don't expect much of an answer, but it's only fair to give you a chance
to explain yourself.

    Time and time again people tell me to `get a life'.

    You in particular.

    I am always perplexed as to what this could mean.  

    The command is nearly always flung at me by people whom I would
think would have cause to envy me, and never from people I envy.

    I am not sure what magic qualities one must have in order to avoid
the charge of `not having a life'.

    Since you are clearly the local expert, please post a list of such
qualities, so that, once and for all, innocents like me can know what
path to pursue to get a life.

    Must one have gainful employment?  A fat wallet?  A long-term
relationship with another person?  Frequent travel to exotic locales?
Friends who enjoy one's company and whose company one enjoys?  An
interesting moment-to-moment existence, filled with myriad fascinating
details and amusements?  Respect of one's peers?  Fulfilling studies?
Plenty of head?

    Fire away; I'm all ears.  Tell me all about your `life'.  I'll let
you make your list---be honest now, include not only the things that YOU
have, but also the things you'd LIKE to have---and then we can score
this `life' business objectively, and see who has more of one.

    You have *one* post.  I'd listen longer, but I have to get on with
my life.

--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

                                                      i bet he thinks it means
                                                      a low purity test score
                                                      or something
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: channel 18 cable
Date: 16 Dec 92 18:02:09 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

You know those really annoying sope-operas in Japanese that are on the
"International" channel?  You know the really stupid annoying woman they
always have on the show?  Well, she just walked into the lounge.


It's time to play, NAME THAT ANNOYANCE!
(ESUC officers are not allowed to win prizes, but may play anyway)
-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Christmas Song / SATAN
Date: 12 Dec 1992 00:47:16 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1gc7icINN7ko@tamsun.tamu.edu> covingc@ee.tamu.edu (Mouse) writes:
>Ever notice that if you swap the letters in SANTA around a bit, you get SATAN?

Now why didn't i think of that?

5150
i wonder if dave polewka thought of that
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Proper pronunciation of 'Kibo' IN BED
Date: 15 Dec 92 16:26:06 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <BzA7rM.4n4@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation) writes:
>>Mark "Ashamed because he could remember Max from 'Hart to Hart's name"
>>Lippert 
>
>The dog's name was "Freeway."

What ever happened to the dog ? It was the best actor on the show. 

When I get old I want to be put out to stud.

		     Andy
-- 
    |      Andy  Cannon      | From a Vision of Reality,        |
    | Misplaced Yorkshireman | Comes my Nemesis of Faith.       |
    |   Spider Systems Ltd   | But is Everything so Different ? |
    |  andrewc@spider.co.uk  | And Still the Moon......         |
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: things to do at Xmas parties
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 18:18:08 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> > Mark., works every time
> 
>      Evidently.  You posted about the exact same
> thing last year around this time.

I missed it last year, and enjoyed it this year.


Repeatedly, mathew

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: Hmmm....
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:22:10 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

In article <T2kmVB42w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:

   mathew
   -- 
   You can communicate with me securely via PGP 2.1.  For information, send mail
   to pgpinfo@mantis.co.uk.  For a big block of keys, mail pgpkeys@mantis.co.uk.
   PGP public key fingerprint = B2 41 30 5F 5B 20 B9 D5  7C 8F 75 88 7C DA D8 C5

This isn't really a follow-up. I just wanted to say that mathew's
signature makes me want to send him a secret coded message saying
"We bust outa here at midnight."

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: 17 Dec 92 16:55:49 GMT
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less


No surprise here.  As I've announced here before, I am L'Rassth'thatl,
elemental earth-god, second class, of tequila hallucinations.

However, since word of the shakeup at corporate hadn't reached the
trenches before you posted the news, Dr. BoBTech, I suppose my
position on the org chart is subject to change without notice.  I
trust the new management will let me keep my name.


-- 
+---------------------------+  ``I guess the government that robs its
| J H Woodyatt              |  own people earns the future it is
| bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com |  preparing for itself.''
+---------------------------+                             -- Mark Twain