From: peea224@hermes.chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo)
Subject: DOOL: Replies to The Evil Vince's many posts
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 23:21:38 GMT

Well.....Vince seemed to have plenty to say and I just can't possibly 
respond to each and every one of his many many posts -- vying for my 
Poster with the Mostest title?  Huh?  So, to save me lots of work, I'm 
replying to all the posts at once!  Ha!  :-)

In an article entitled: Re: DOOL: Thursday comments
Evil Vince writes:
>
>  [feigned indignation at the idea that he, of all people, might make
>   a desparaging remark at the state of my mental health and the rest
>   of the post deleted]
>
>- The Evil Vince (Happy, Joanna? The "evil" is back in the sig.)

Well...almost.  More about that later.  :-)

In an article entitled: Re: DOOL-Jo & Vern
Evil vince writes:
>In article <odsQq1C00UhWM3nUlf@andrew.cmu.edu> lf01+@andrew.cmu.edu (Liz Fox) writes:
>>
>>And finally we have a half-sister -- spawn of Dave and Emma (Donovan) --
>> 
>>Joanna (Lemon, Lemon Pledge, Lemon Scented Joey, Lemon Head, the bad seed,
>>       the demon seed, JoannaRoseannaDanna)
>                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>	Hee hee hee --- I think I'm gonna like this one...

Oh!  Like I haven't heard it a thousand times.  'Course that *was* the 
first time I actually saw it written down.  And who do I have to thank
for it?  Who?  Ms. Onion Breath herself.  Sigh...

In an article entitled: Re: DOOL: TAN: The Evil Peel
Evil Vince writes:
>In article <1992Apr11.024419.8069@chpc.utexas.edu> peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo) writes:
>>
>>  [Explanation about how nobody's gonna buy Tammy's Evil Peel act
>>   if she sprinkle's gazillions of smileys throughout her posts
>>   deleted]
>
>	"SMILEYS? We don't need no stinkin' SMILEYS!"

Sigh....that was my point.

>	Over here in the Land of Evil, we all be doin' just
>	fine... If any of ya'll care to join me in these
>	here parts, feel free --- though somebody needs
>	to bring some more chips and salsa....
>
>	And if "evil" doesn't suit you, pick you own state
>	of mind to habitate : Deranged, Neurotic, Psychotic,
>	etc. --- the list goes on and on!

Tee hee...:-)  This was kinda funny...I'm getting happier.

>Only halfway thru some 600+ posts to r.a.t.s.,

Wow!  600+?  Wow!  I guess that's why I don't go away for days on end.

>- The (One and Only) EVIL Vince

Indeed!

In an article entitled: Re: DOOL: Big time TAN
Evil Vince writes:
>In article <1992Apr11.030131.8809@chpc.utexas.edu> peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo) writes:
>>
>>  [Stuff I wrote about Ick...I mean Vickie and what's-her-name...oh
>>   yeah, Tammy...and the sorry Aggie baseball team deleted]
>
>	Methinks that Vickie (see, Joanna, that's not too hard
>	to say now, is it?) ...

Well, gee, no, I guess it isn't hard to say...problem is, I have to type 
it and gosh, the fingers are just flying along with a mind of their own 
and before I know it, I've typed Vick...uh...I mean Icky when I really 
meant to type Ick...ooops!...Vickie.  See?  It's just hard.  I can't, 
for the life of me, figure out how anyone manages to keep them straight.  
Although, I will admit, I never had any problems until Spud (the new 
love of your life -- remember her?) mixed 'em up a couple of times.  
Despite the fact that I'm slightly older than Spud (but younger, by a 
long shot, than Onion Breath!) some of her actions seem to be rubbing 
off on me.

>	                ... and Tammy and I are going to have
>	to get together and teach you a little lesson about
>	having some respect for your peers. Maybe send you a
>	little X-mas present --- one that's maroon and white
>	and plays "The Spirit of Aggieland" 24 hours a day.
>	Yeah, that's the ticket...

Oh, God!  Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!  I take it all back!!!  Ackkkkkk!!!

>	Unfortunately, I didn't get to go to CS for "The Series,
>	Part II" (I spent the better part of the weekend on the
>	Guadalupe strapped to a cooler...). Actually, looking
>	at the scores from the first two games (t.u. 10-3 and
>	5-4; I haven't seen today's score), I'm glad I didn't
>	have to witness it.

Remember above when I said I'd have more to say about being happy? 
Well, I'm saying it now!  Yippeeeeeee!!  Doing the dance of joy on
my head and not even hurting myself the way Cristi did!  Ha!  :-)

Well, I'll let everyone in on the fact that the Ags did manage to beat
up on my Horns in the third game but...who cares?  We're running away
with the conference and are definitely Omaha bound!!!

>	Yes, folks, I just may have to quit bashing the 'Horns,
>	because no one in the SWC is gonna touch 'em this
>	season... (sniffle sniffle) Just wait'll football
>	season!

Football?  What's that?  Is that the thing they play where those 
boring marching bands roam around the field during half time?  Yuck!

>>>- Vince (aka Core-ona?)
>>
>>Heh, heh.  Oooooo, quite clever.  Really.  I like it.  Keep it.
>>
>>Joanna.
>
>	Wait a minute, let me get this straight...something that
>	*I* said actually fell in favor with Joanna?!? Mark this
>	one down! (Just for that, I won't make any PocketBread
>	Pita remarks in this post...whoops, too late. Oh well, at
>	least I tried....)

:-)  Oh, yeah...like you tried really hard.  I take it back!

>   The Evil Core-ona

In an article entitled: Re: DOOL: TAN: Spud 'n Evil Vince?
Evil Vince writes:
>In article <1992Apr11.044828.12198@chpc.utexas.edu> peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo) writes:
>>In article <s33k9INN7mk@agate.berkeley.edu> sally@eris.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson) writes:
>>>
>>>Yo-- EVIL  Vince, from one Aggie, a California Aggie, to
>>>another, a Texas Aggie, how about a fling???? 
>>
>>Oh, please!  Please!  Say it isn't so!!!!!  I can't stand this.  Will
>>someone please put me out of my misery?  Sal, he's EVIL.  Stay away.
>>Sigh...I hope she listens but I'm not holding out much hope.
>> 
>>>A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,   ||  Sally A. Wilson
>>
>>Joanna -- trying yet again to watch out for my sis.
>
>	Well, shucks, ma'am --- I'm mighty flattered! And, yes,
>	I would truly love to engage in a wild fling with a 
>	West Coast Aggie! (BTW, do Spuds and Core-onas mix?)

Snicker, snicker!  What's with the country bumpkin act?  She's already
thrown herself at you despite my warnings.  No need to pretend with us.
BTW, I'm truly sorry to say this, Spud, but...we can all see that this 
was doomed from the start.

>	And don't pay any attention to JoannaRoseannaDanna; she
>	*says* that she's "just watching out for you", but in
>	fact, I think that she just doesn't want you to be
>	truly happy --- what a "sis". And, besides because of our
>	net.love for each other, wouldn't this be fun just to see
>	Joanna writhe in agony for a while...?

I'll not be in agony -- I'll be in...denial!  Yeah...that's the ticket!  
I got it licked.  Yep, it never happened. My sis Salchicha did not fall 
for his evil ways.  What did you say? No, I hadn't heard a thing about 
it.  You lie.  French Fried Potatoes would never fall for such a line.  
Uh-un...no way.

>	So where should we meet? (But keep it a secret from
>	you-know-who --- we wouldn't want *her* to come around,
>	you know...)

Whatever are you talking about?  I'm lost.  Anybody know to whom he is
addressing this question?  Or what he's talking about for that matter?
Anybody?  :-)  It's working.

>- The Evilly Happy Core-ona

Yeah, right...not for long bub!

Joanna.

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