HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: doug@eng.umd.edu (Douglas N. Cohen)
Subject: Re: SATYR ISO TRUE NYMPHO WHO LOVES TO DRINK CUM
Date: Mon, 06 Apr 92 14:39:05 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park, College of Engineering
Summary: if so....
Followup-To: ap.1762@layout.berkeley.edu,dx@netcom.com
Keywords: did anyone else notice?

In article <9aljw3q.dx@netcom.com> dx@netcom.com (dx) writes:

>> In article <vskjaz.dx@netcom.com> dx@netcom.com (dx) writes:
>>            	     ====================  =============  ==
>> >     My name is Scott.  I am very seriously searching for a real nympho.  I
>>              =====
>> 	i've * got *!* to check this out!!!
>
>You can check all you want, but Scott's real email address hasn't been
>revealed -- only the email address of someone trying to report Scott's
>call-to-sex from a different ap anonymous address.  My mistaken attempt
>to obscure Scott's existence hasn't led you any closer to Scott.  Sorry.
>
>-dx

	if, in fact you are telling the truth, then you may end up taking
much abuse for your generousity....  hardly seems worth it to me, but then,
	another opinion, worth what you paid for it!
	as always, i am/at:

	     doug:  <doug@eng.umd.edu> : <doug@lpf.umd.edu>

	-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-< a ghost in the machine >-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gayle@disk.uucp (Gayle)
Subject: Re: ***** SWM Looking for SWF 25-30******
Organization: Digital Information Systems of KY
Date: Sun, 05 Apr 1992 23:50:36 GMT

aa718@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Taras Lawriw) writes:


>Hi,
>Im looking to find a swf 25-30     years of age. Im very good looking.
>Im looking for someone that is fun..

Stupid question no doubt - just WHAT are you looking for?


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From: doug@eng.umd.edu (Douglas N. Cohen)
Subject: Re: MODERATOR PLEASE READ!!
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 15:27:20 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park, College of Engineering
Summary: follow-up observation
Followup-To:      doug:  <doug@eng.umd.edu> : <doug@lpf.umd.edu>
Keywords:   pay attention, kiddies....

In article <AJR.92Apr15181649@pug.hri.com> ajr@hri.com writes:

>In article <1992Apr15.130120.23852@doug.cae.wisc.edu> curtisj@cae.wisc.edu (Curtis Jacobsen) writes:
>> In article <1992Apr14.201046.1@pomona.claremont.edu> greg@pomona.claremont.edu (Tigger) writes:
>> >In article <1992Apr15.002623.4245@iitmax.iit.edu>, ee448rsw@iitmax.iit.edu (Robert S Wojtowicz) writes:
>> >> P.S. At the moment all my mail is forwarded to her - please wait a day
>> >> or so if you need to contact me.
>> 
>> >If one of the students here did that, I'd nuke the little
>> >shit so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.
>> >
>> >|  Greg Orman                               greg@pomona.claremont.edu  |
>> 
>> Anyway, Even though I don't agree with Robert or some of the things he
>> did. It scares the SHIT out of me when people start throwing around the
>> words "net access taken away" or "account pulling".
>
>Accounts are a privilege, not a right.
>
>In the real world, you don't get your account or net access taken
>away, you get fired.  At a lot of universities, sys admins have quite
>a bit of power in deciding if a student should lose hir account
>(rightfully so).
>
>At the least, Mr. Wojtowicz should have his account suspended.
>
>--
>Andy Rosen (ajr@hri.com)  |  "The most valuable commodity I know of,
>Horizon Research, Inc.    |   is information."   -Gordon Gekko, "Wall Street"
>1432 Main St.             |  "I got this guitar and I learned how to
>Waltham, MA 02154         |   make it talk."   -"Thunder Road"

	now note the phraseing of this guy's reply.  he speaks about the
net the way a systems operator *should*!  note the words priveledge,
suspended, the use of mr., etc.  this guy is probaby a systems administrator,
and knows a little about operation and ettiquett, as well as 'rules'.
	({touch bin/smiles/#9}  just in case you don't know who he is...)
	another opinion, worth what you paid for it!
	as always, i am/at:

	     doug:  <doug@eng.umd.edu> : <doug@lpf.umd.edu>

	-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-< a ghost in the machine >-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
From: ap.7955@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: everyone else is doing it...
Followup-To: poster
Date: 10 Apr 1992 18:57:03 GMT
Organization: Anonymous Contact Service @ layout.Berkeley.EDU
Distribution: world
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Originator: daemon@layout.Berkeley.EDU

So I might as well too. TEST. There. Well?
 
 

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From: ap.4687@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: in search of a SWF in Chicago
Date: 6 Apr 92 11:00:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.rpb06INN17h
Reply-To: ap.4687@layout.Berkeley.EDU
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	I'm a SWM, 30 years old, living in Chicago.  I'm a graduate
student, expecting to get my Ph.D. in about a year.

	I'm 6'2", 180 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, mostly Irish and .
English heritage.  I've been told I'm cute, but who can you trust?  :-)

	I'm interested in:  travel, downhill skiing, diverse music
(Dylan, Elvis Costello, Ice-T, They Might Be Giants), fiction (Martin Amis,
Saul Bellow, V.S. Naipaul, John Le Carre), playing pool in dive bars, tennis,
theater, cycling, coffeeshops.

	I'm looking for a woman in the area to talk to by email, and
(maybe) go out with.  No particular speed or program, but I'm
definitely looking for a lover rather than (just) a friend.

	Interested?  Send me mail.

		-J
	
 
 

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From: ap.1389@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: ********************************************test********
Date: 9 Apr 92 01:03:57 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.s055tINNos5
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this is just a test.
 
 

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From: rodney@andataco.UUCP (Sir Rod)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: The Trial of little 'e' - Part I
Summary: sign me up
Keywords: charges
Date: 15 Apr 92 20:32:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: andataco.795
Organization: Land of Nod

In article <1992Apr15.093557.11752@ultra.com>, spetter@ultra.com (Scott Spetter) writes:
> 		....................................
> 
> 			TRIAL OF little 'e'
> 		....................................
> 
> 
> Come on folks - we need lawyers for the defense, a DA, court
> reporters, and witnesses.  Sign right up.  This one is going
> to be a doozey!

This is one cause I couldn't possibly pass up.  Makes me want to be
the defending attorney.  And I hate attorneys!  At the very least
I would be glad to serve on the jury.  I would even be unbiased.  So 
what if I am a sucker for a woman in distress. or any state of dress...  

:-)
Sir Rodney
From: ap.admin@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: ACS shutting down
Date: 11 Apr 1992 01:48:26 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: world
Reply-To: mmt@Berkeley.EDU
NNTP-Posting-Host: latour.berkeley.edu

It has finally arrived.  The day that ACS will become too much
of a headache for me.  It appears that there is some harrassment
issue that has just arisen.  I will do my best to straighten it
out, of course.  However, I will not try to save ACS.

I am shutting down all anonymous posting effective immediately.
I will allow anonymous e-mail to continue until Monday or so.
This should give everyone a last chance to say goodbyes, etc.

If someone wants to take over the service, please e-mail me and
I'll be happy to send you the software.  I apologise that I can't
make it as smooth a transition as Andy Rosen was able to, but there
are too many things going on here at work for me to worry about
putting up a fight for ACS.

Look on the bright side -- no more "Please give me an alias"
postings.  :-)

--mmt (ap.admin@layout.Berkeley.EDU)
From: ap.5257@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: ap.4397 - Someone else has ur ap as well
Date: 7 Apr 92 13:58:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.rs9q0INNab8
Reply-To: ap.5257@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Followup-To: poster
Organization: Anonymous Contact Service @ layout.Berkeley.EDU
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	Dear ap.4397,

		Was happy to receive your mail.	 Unfortunately, someone else
has also been assigned your ap.#. So my reply went to the other person,
and was returned by him/her. Send me a mail at this ap.# with either another
ap.#, or if u don't object, with ur actual node address.

		Hope this posting is able to reach u.
	- I.		

PS: I am a 1/2 and 1/2 too.

PSS: Your mail was in reply to - "Are any Indian girls out there ??? ".
 
 

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From: mprice@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Dr Dr)
Subject: I'm just Herb.... (was Re: I too am Sage)
Reply-To: mtpmd@uiuc.edu
Organization: Medical Scholars Program, U. of IL @ Urbana-Champaign
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 16:39:43 GMT

In article <s0472INNolj@agate.berkeley.edu> ap.4429@layout.Berkeley.EDU writes:
  "ap.7846 writes:
  ">I am Sage. [much deleted]
  ">that no one has ever really appreciated. I wonder if you will believe me wh
  ">when I tell you that I can and will. 
  ">I am always a stranger in a strange land, and I always care to understand..
  ">I am Sage.
  "
  "How can this be, For I Am Sage.
  "I too possess all the above qualities and much more. [much deleted]
  "I am Sage.
  "Further more, I am Parsley, and as some have said, I am Savory.

How do you guys find the thyme to create this fertilizer?  Such baseling wit,
too.... Is it just the season?  There is a difference between posting and
composting.... At least you could cook up something a little spicier, that
wouldn't require so much salt to swallow (though the savory pun was good :-).

Had to play Rosemary's (baby's) advocate here....

-- 
Michael Price, M.D.   (mptmd@uiuc.edu)

"I wonder, therefore I might be." -- Descartes before de hearse....
From: ap.7208@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Path
Followup-To: poster
Date: 10 Apr 1992 12:50:33 GMT
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apr 9 12:00 check path
 
 

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From: ap.7828@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Getting earlier "Of Men and Men" parts by FTP
Followup-To: poster
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It has been some time since we've heard from Paul,
his handsome companion  Adrian, and his ex-sex-friend Michael.
But we will discover more in the weeks to come.  Please
watch as the "personal" story unfolds.
 
Some of you may be interested to read the earlier segments
of the story.  You can do so through FTP.  Quick instructions:
 
Type FTP at the prompt.
At the FTP> sign type: OPEN NIFTY.ANDREW.CMU.EDU
Change directory to "inbox" by typing: CD inbox
Change directory again to "from.omam": CD from.omam
You're ready to copy parts of the story: get story*
    (where * is replaced by the part number.... no spaces)
If you ant to copy all of them, type: mget story*
    (this time just leave the * asterisk intact)
Oh yes, forgot to mention that when you're prompted for
    a name after the "OPEN" line above, just type: anonymous
When you're asked for a password, follow the instructions
    given on your screen.
 
That should do it, friends.
 
 

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From: rodney@andataco.UUCP (Sir Rodney)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: MODERATOR: Please READ THIS!
Summary: whether or not to shoot...
Keywords: Yes she does need help
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:37:28 GMT
Organization: Land of Nod

In article <1992Apr15.161609.21206@menudo.uh.edu>, moore@uhibpd.phys.uh.edu (Lorra L. Moore) writes:
> 
	lots of stuff deleted...
> Lorra
> 
> jeesh.... men..... can't live with them and you just can't shoot 'em.
> 
> 8')  <-- for the humor impaired.


Unless of course you happen to be Thelma or Louise!!!

Thankfully, my humor is quite intact...

Sir Rodney
From: epg@nature.berkeley.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Cum on....
Date: 9 Apr 92 15:32:08 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.s1o1oINN111
Organization: U.C.B.
NNTP-Posting-Host: nature.berkeley.edu
CC: NICOLE@csci1.csci.unt.edu

In article <NICOLE.18@csci1.csci.unt.edu> NICOLE@csci1.csci.unt.edu writes:
>>Cum on all you women ages 18-40.  I love to get hot e-mail.
>
>>I am a 29 year old male, 5'10" 190 pounds.  Black hair and brown eyes!
>
>>Will answer all......give it a whirl...I satisfy your comuter sexual needs.
>							^^^^^^^
>>Who knows what it will lead to!
>
>>Go for it!!!!
>
>>John
>
>Get a real life, will ya!  This isn't healthy.

Nicole:

I'm assuming he wants to satisfy my computer sexual needs.  Which I
think is weird, since my computer doesn't have sexual needs, but it's
his life.  As for health risks, the only one I can think of is
death by electrocution.  So maybe what you meant to say is "don't lose
your life."  :-)

Because I was endowed with a mind, heart, and soul,
I enjoy everthing in life.*

just me,

little 'e'

p.s. If I am wrong, and he wants to satisfy my commuter needs, then he'd
have to be a Lear Jet.  <That> would certainly be a BIG fantasy on his
part. :-)
From: Elliott Slater
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: ap.7748 - c'est la vie.
Keywords: izumo, nagato, satsuma
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:54:30 GMT
Reply-To: elliott@village.princeton.edu
Organization: Princeton University
Originator: news@ernie.Princeton.EDU

Hi, ap.7748

    The demise of the ACS seems to have stopped your from continuing our  
conversation, which may be what you wish. However, you can reach me at  
joes@princeton.edu (as before - *I* don't like anonymous posting).

    Take care,

    Joe
From: ap.1020@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: WARNING: COULD BE USEFUL TO YOUR SEX LIFE.
Followup-To: poster
Date: 11 Apr 1992 00:55:47 GMT
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Well, a friend of mine just sent me this, so I guess I'll pass it on to
you!
 
 

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From: RA040@Zeus.unomaha.edu (DECI 123)
Subject: Re: Where are you?
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 00:18:19 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.11

In <1992Apr13.213256.3524@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> dwm50923@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu writes:

>           Long ago and far away,
> 	  There lived a young young man,
> 	  On the beach he spent his day,
> 	  He got a real nice tan,
> 	  He loves to play in the water and sand,
> 	  Tossing a volleyball,
> 	  He loves to jump as high as he can,
> 	  Though he was not tall,
> 	  There came a young man who caught his eye,
>           And gave him an awesome set,
> 	  He jumped so high he thought he could fly,
> 	  Was he good, yep you bet,
> 	  He let go with a powerful swing,
> 	  And smashed the ball to the ground,
> 	  He felt so good, he felt like a king,
> 	  But the man was nowhere around,
> 	  Where did he go, was he really there?
> 	  He stopped to ponder and rest,
> 	  The beautiful man with lovely hair,
> 	  He decided to go on a quest,
> 	  He would find him, he would not stop,
> 	  He was snared in his net,
> 	  All he could do was trust in his luck,
> 	  To find the man with the awesome set.
> 
> If this is you, write me. :)
> 
> dwm50923@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
> 
I'm sooooooooooooooo naughty ;>
You know who, if not tuff doggie biscuts
From: CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: The Bunny man and FTP file site
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:30:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92105.113017CCS105
 <1992Apr13.133057.14546@acsu.buffalo.edu>
 <1992Apr13.194709.28643@acsu.buffalo.edu>
 <1992Apr14.120133.21282@acsu.buffalo.edu>
Organization: Penn State University

Ok already, Mr. Mason lost another argument...and sig files are a rather silly
thing to argue about or judge a person by anyway.

   It has been suggested by many individuals to create a file so that others
can see what kind of people posted here, and continue to post here.  I have
agreed to compile all this information into 1 document, and the good Lady
will hold the final product for others to see.

   Some things you may wish to include in this:
  *Activities, interests, what you like to do, what you do not like...
  *Other boards you post on
  *When did you start posting to the board..what attracted you to the board...
  *Anything really.

  So send this info. my way to be compiled.  If you have any other thoughts
comments, opinions, send them to....no just kidding. Really though, any ideas
or comments on this, feel free to send them my way.

                                       Have a good one.

                                               Smitty.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wednesday, 15 Apr 1992 11:07:29 EDT
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: The Bunny man and FTP file site
 <92105.113017CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu> <1992Apr14.183819.3940@acsu.buffalo.edu>

In article <1992Apr14.183819.3940@acsu.buffalo.edu>,
v026ltr5@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Monty) says:

>In article <92105.113017CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>, CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu writes...
>>  So send this info. my way to be compiled.  If you have any other thoughts
>>comments, opinions, send them to....no just kidding. Really though, any ideas
>>or comments on this, feel free to send them my way.

>ANY comments? Do you really want ANY comments?

      Is it possible for you not to comment? =)
Yes, send me everything that you feel is wrong with this idea on ftp.
It should be interesting.

                                    Smitty.
From: root@sickbay.austin.ibm.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Impress me no more !!
Date: 10 Apr 92 14:42:29 GMT
Organization: none

>darcy@bio1.bst.rochester.edu		darcy@darcy.det.com
>~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^^~
>|If you like to sterotype: Tell me how many 27 YO computer engineers do you  |
>|know with an MBA, who spend all their spare time boxing, screaming their    |
>|heart out in rock band, playing guitar, rebuilding Trans Ams and live with  |
>|4 dogs and own a slew of horses, goats, cats, and chinchillias?             |	
>~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^^~
 Pal ! Your striving to be SO different makes you very average !!!!!  :-|
 I have to go and puke now !!
 Andras
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: bphdarcy@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SJ Roc D'Arcy, MBP)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: Impress me no more !!
Summary: If only others would strive for what they really want
Date: 13 Apr 92 14:30:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


In article <1992Apr10.144229.13057@awdprime.austin.ibm.com>, 
root@sickbay.austin.ibm.com writes...
>>darcy@bio1.bst.rochester.edu		darcy@darcy.det.com
>>~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^^~
>>|If you like to sterotype: Tell me how many 27 YO computer engineers do you  |
>>|know with an MBA, who spend all their spare time boxing, screaming their    |
>>|heart out in rock band, playing guitar, rebuilding Trans Ams and live with  |
>>|4 dogs and own a slew of horses, goats, cats, and chinchillias?             |	
>>~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^~^~^~^^~^~^~^^~
> Pal ! Your striving to be SO different makes you very average !!!!!  :-|
> I have to go and puke now !!
> Andras


Sorry jealous one, I wasn't striving to be different and never have.  You 
are correct that I am not unique.  But, my "signature" file has nothing to
do with me, so much as the stereotypes that are associated with it.  I 
never even stated that the person mentioned in the signature file was me.
For all you know, I might be a 49 year old janitor who envies the person 
(nothing intended against 49 YO janitors .. great folks to know and the 
best folks to know if you need something done in a hurry).

I'm sorry if I have offended anyone who didn't quite understand my 
signature file.  Its not meant to be "great" or prove what I am.  I stopped
needing to impress people about the age of 12 (Andras got the hint yet).

Do you really work for IBM?  Wow, now I am impressed.  Let me guess,
you write COBOL compilers for a living eh (sorry folks couldn't resist the 
barb).  

The summation:

Andras sees that no real violent arguments about stupid things are wasting
space and decides he'll help us out and start one.  Please have the courage 
in the future to send such things directly to me and not to this board.

Sean J. Roc D'Arcy

darcy@metro.bst.rochester.edu		BPHDARCY@UBVMS.cc.buffalo.edu
darcy@bio1.bst.rochester.edu		darcy@darcy.det.com

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|If you like to sterotype: Tell me how many 27 YO computer engineers do you  |
|know with an MBA, who spend all their spare time boxing, screaming their    |
|heart out in rock band, playing guitar, rebuilding Trans Ams and live with  |
|4 dogs and own a slew of horses, goats, cats, and chinchillias?             |	
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PS.  I hope your stomach gets better or at least a little stronger.