HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Please send me the FAQ
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:06:03 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
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I know bart sigs are a bit passe, but they've got to be better than the
slew of False/Not False (take your pick) 5150 posts that seem to be igniting
several groups at the moment. Anyway, here is a particularly fine German
rendition of that lovable cartoon hero:

In alt.fan.douglas-adams article <16833C4F7.C0031018@dbstu1.rz.tu-bs.de>, 
C0031018@dbstu1.rz.tu-bs.de (Johannes Heyer) writes:
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>  
>    |\/\/\/|      Office:                         Private:
>    |      |      Rechenzentrum der TU            Johannes Heyer
>    |      |      z. Hd. Herrn Heyer              Brinkstrasse 4a
>    | (o)(o)      Hans-Sommer-Strasse 65          Germany - 3303 Vechelde
>    \      _)     Germany - 3300 Braunschweig     Phone: +49 5300 / 67 14
>     | ,___|      Phone: +49 531 / 391-5555
>     |   /        FAX:   +49 531 / 391-5549
>    /____\        EMAIL: C0031018 @ DBSTU1.EARN
>   /      \              c0031018 @ dbstu1.rz.tu-bs.de (134.169.1.1)

Damn, and I wanted to get in touch with Johannes and congratulate him on
his excellent and original .sig. Why, oh why, won't people put their address
in their sig? Any sort of address would do, even fascimile, but no, they
leave out all the important info. Sheesh. T-boneheads the lot of them.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: norm@sdc.com (Norm Nithman)
Subject: New organism?
Organization: Systems Development Corporation
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 22:07:31 GMT

In article <guF4NB2w164w@xocolatl.com> eoin@xocolatl.com (John Snyder) writes:
>
> eoin@xocolatl.com  |   Practice Random Kindness    /~~~~~~~~~~~~~\  /
> GEnie: J.Snyder18  |             and              <  D A R W I N  ><
> CI$:   70313,3111  |   Senseless Acts of Beauty    \_____________/  \
> Prodigy:  NOT!!!!  |                                 _l _l  _l _l
>--------------------+   bounces?  Try:  eoin@eoin.net.netcom.com

This has gotta be worth some points:  multiple email addresses, unattributed
quote and bizarre egyptian ascii organism.

Norm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.flame.gigantic.sigs
From: tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland)
Subject: kibo
Organization: University of Tromsoe
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 00:53:42 GMT

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Kibo Kiob Kbio Kboi Koib Kobi iKbo iKob ibKo iboK ioKb iobK
bKio bKoi biKo bioK boKi boiK oKib oKbi oiKb oibK obKi obiK

BTW: warlords! how do you like my .sig?      a.f.w BAIT !!!!
--
//tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland)+47 8375164; Tunvn.29 B21,N-9018,Troms\o
"I quite agree with you," said the Dutchess; "and the moral of that is- `Be what
you would seem to to be'-or if you'd like to put it more simply- `Never imagine
yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you
were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have
appeared to them to be otherwise'"  --The Dutchess `Alice in wonderland'
From: widenius@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Risto Widenius)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Looking for Wasteland
Date: 30 Jul 92 08:19:53 GMT
Organization: University of Helsinki

bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:
>>--
>>
>>|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>|  Troy Nolan                     |  The very thing you take for      |
>
>COMPLEEEEETE THAT .SIG!

Yes, this is easy. I remember seeing it in full sometime 'round '89
or so... let's see... something like this:

>>--
>>
>>|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>|  Troy Nolan                     |  The very thing you take for      |
>>|  wcnolan@laxaty.ncsu.edu        |  wiping your very butt is your    |
>>|  SendMeAFascimilie              |  mighty-expensive RUSH-SONGBOOK!  |
>>|                                 |                                   |
>>|                                 |   ___                   7         |
>>|                                 |  (o)_)                |~~~|       |
>>|                                 |  |__|                 |   |       |
>>|  "Never sit down without        |               c======='   |       |
>>|     checking there's            |                (        )~        |
>>|       plenty o'paper"           |                  \     |          |
>>|                      -somebody  |                    (___|          |
>>|                                 |                                   |
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>
I think it's actually the map of Texas. Maybe Dave could confirm this?

rw
-- 
risto widenius:widenius@cc.helsinki.fi:inutili terrae pondus:
            the white zone is for loading and unloading only
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: Re: Boot Scootin'
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Date: 29 Jul 92 20:06:28 GMT

In article <1992Jul25.161812.25362@access.digex.com> geffy@access.digex.com (Geff King) writes:
>
>+-(     )--GEFF KING-------------------------------------------------------+
>|  )} {(  c/o Express Access - Public Access UNIX | geffy@access.digex.com |
>| (     ) "Nobody told me. That don't mean nobody told anybody;            |
>+--\_Y_/---that just means nobody told me." --F. Fender--------------------+
>     !

Viola, or nude bust? You be the judge. 

Plus a quote that would make old Mayor Daley proud.

--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: warlord bait (was: Re: New signature)
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 14:14:00 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <Bs91wK.Ey4@acsu.buffalo.edu>, meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:
> In article <1992Jul30.060521.8937@math.ucla.edu> sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:
> >In article <Bs6r17.6BD@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
> 
> [. . .]
> 
> >                        "           "       "
> >Wrong, bozo!  That's Motorhead and Motley Crue.  Get yer umlauts right!
> >
> >
> >--
> >   Bill Sherman      S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n     sherman@math.ucla.edu
> >        Grimly I dig up the turfs, to exhume the corrupted stiffs...
> >          -Carcass, _Symphonies of Sickness_, "Exhume to Consume"
> 
> Oh dear!  Is it just me, or did someone call Kibo a "bozo"?
> 
> --jm
> meach@don't.look.now      |   Well, a girl's gotta have her standards!

You're right, Meach, "bozo" is far too mild a word for that brain-dead
ego-manical, knob-cheese Kibo, he's far more repugnant and worthless than
a mere "bozo". Any suggestions?

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Wanted! Name of kids prog!!
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 14:39:46 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1992Jul28.141531.13346@ctr.columbia.edu>, nik@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (Nik Silver) writes:
>
> >> [unpleasantly verbose .sig removed]
> 
> First of all (as if I really care anyway) you've got to use what's in the .sig

Hey Nik, you obviously care. Why else do you defend yourself here?

> in the first place, if you want to trash-compact it. That .sig of mine didn't
> have any top and bottom delimiters and you can't just add them of your own
> accord. So, No Dan, it didn't go 'Something like...'
>

Look at your .sig again. I utilised the 1907 Norbridge Extension Rules
to extrapolate the "--"s you had in your .sig to form the trash compactor
arms. All perfectly legal.
 
	[hideously witty reposte from Nik removed]

	[barphulous .sig collection deleted]
> 
> There. That should keep you busy for a while.
>

Well, I've seen two of those .sigs in use. Which other groups are you
posting on with the rest of them? Boy must take up a lot of your time 8-)

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: How To Get Ahead In Advertising
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 08:37:44 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu


In alt.cult-movies article <1992Jul25.224526.20956@zip.eecs.umich.edu>, 
stame@emunix.emich.edu (Stewart Tame) writes:
> 
> ****************************************************************************
> "...I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring...the future
>  is just going to be a vast, conforming suburb of the soul." -- J.G. Ballard
> ****************************************************************************
>  I understand it's obligatory to mention Kibo somewhere in one's postings.
> ****************************************************************************
> The opinions expressed above can be  *	Stewart Tame
> yours for a very reasonable price!   *  311 Jarvis, Apt.106
> Send inquiries to the address there>>*  Ypsilanti, MI    48197
> ****************************************************************************
> 		Email:  stame@emunix.emich.edu
> ****************************************************************************
> "But for the most precise literary antecedent to [_RN: The Memoirs of
>  Richard Nixon_], we must consider nothing less than Vladimir Nabokov's
>  _Pale Fire_ . . . "			-- Ron Rosenbaum

WTMFQIYS, WTMFAIYS

(to revive an old and much missed tradition)

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: arnej@Lise.Unit.NO (Arne Henrik Juul)
Subject: (alt.unix.wizrds) Configure Automounter AMD ...
Keywords: AMD
Reply-To: arnej@lise.unit.no
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 92 05:35:18 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.073625.16046@rz.uni-karlsruhe.de>, tex@ipf.bau-verm.uni-karlsruhe.de (Stefan Tex Tel 0721 608 2316) writes:

 > AMD is of course a very powerful automounter. But configure "amd"
 > isn't intuitive .....
 > I understood how I can auto-mount our home directories. But how
 > can I simulate /etc/fstab entries like the following one:
 > 
 >        ipf1:/usr13    /usr13         nfs bg,rw,hard,intr 0 0 
 > 
 > NOTE: I want to mount the remote volume /usr13 at remote host "ipf1"
 >       in the ROOT directory of the local host (say "ipfp").
 >       Of course I have success in mounting the remote volume in a 
 >       subdirectory of "/" (f.e.. /amd) on the local host and I can access 
 >       the remote volume with the logical path "/amd/usr13". But I never 
 >       succeeded in mounting directly under "/". And we need this !!!
 > 
 > Can anybody help me. Please post your answer directly to me.
 > Thank you very much !!!
 > 
 > Stefan Tex

I'm including the entire post because it's so clueless: It's posted to
a dead group (alt.unix.wizards), it's not even a wizard-level
question, it should rather be sent to the amd-workers mailing list
anyway, etc.

But at least he knows himself he has serious mental problems, as
witnessed by this .signature:

 > --
 >  
 > ********************** Brain fault (core dumped) **********************
 >        |^^^^^^|        __________________________________
 >        |      |       /                                  \
 >        |      |      | Stefan Tex                         |
 >        | (o)(o)      | IPF-University of Karlsruhe        |
 >       @      _)      | Englerstr. 7, D-7500 Karlsruhe     |
 >        | ,___|     ,,| Phone: +49 721 608 4131            |
 >        |   /   ..''  | Fax:   +49 721 694 568             |
 >       /____\         | Internet:                          |
 >                      |  tex@ipf.bau-verm.uni-karlsruhe.de |
 >                      |                                    |
 >                       \__________________________________/
 > 
 > 
 > 


Really bad simpson, lots of whitespace, BUA border, and asterisks.
Tsk tsk!

Arne H. J.  --  arnej@lise.unit.no
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Revenge of the Punk Walrus
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 20:10:05 GMT

In alt.suburbs, walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson) writes:
>
>+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>| Punk Walrus Enterprises Inc. is a subsidiary of Punkadyne Industries. P.I.  |
>| and its subsidiaries are not responsible for the opinions given here or any |
>| alleged media-leaked comments made by our employees, their management, or   |
>| our janitorial staff. All concerns towards this company's manners shall be  |
>| addressed to: Punkadyne Complaints, c/o Circular File, Washington DC 20666. |
>+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

This fool just doesn't know when to quit.  At least he dropped the 
bad ascii rendition of the Pioneer 10 probe...

-- 
Dave Sweeney
bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Please help!
Date: 23 Jul 92 01:25:03 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul22.185816.28438@sj.nec.com> bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:
>In alt.games.sf2, rivera@husc8.harvard.edu (Francisco Rivera) writes:
>>
>>Thanks
>>Cisco
>>-- 
>>/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
>>FranCisco Rivera		Sometimes I feel like a don't have a partner.
>>rivera@husc.harvard.edu		Sometimes I feel like my only friend.
>>4961 No. Maywood Ave.		But this city I live in,
					      smells like my dog's rear end.
>
>Yes kids!  It's time for another edition if "COMPLEEEEEETE THAT QUOTE!"
>Contestants, please line up to the right...  Note:  correct responses will
>NOT be accepted.
>
>-- 
>Dave Sweeney
>bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Do birds pant?
Date: 28 Jul 92 22:11:29 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: glenn_birrenkott@quickmail.clemson.edu

In article <1992Jul28.203524.3894@hubcap.clemson.edu>,
		glenn_birrenkott@quickmail signs:
--------------------------------
Glenn Birrenkott, 
Poultry Science Dept.
Clemson University
Clemson, SC  29634-0379
-- 
"Poultry Science Dept".  Yeah, right.  Let's see:
-- 
Matthew P Wiener,
Warlord Arts Dept.
University of Pennsylvania
Philadelphia, PA  19104-4268
-- 
OK, you win.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: WANTED: MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
Date: 24 Jul 92 00:15:44 GMT
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.

In article <1992Jul22.160149.1@ualr.edu>, ttwarden@ualr.edu writes (this is the
whole article folks ...):

\begin {80 column sigged article}

WANTED...

Brass or sterling silver sorprano saxophone.  Must be in mint condition. Leave m e-ma.
me e-mail.
Tanya



   ""  "" 
   O   O  
{ "" ^ ""  }
(  </ \>  )   
    |o|
    |o|
    |o|
    |o|
    / \
    ---
           /|       /\
 #  /\     /|	      \O
    \ \O    |O
     \O

********************************************************************************

\end {80 column sigged article}


 Well I had such a great response when I recently posted a .sig containing
an ASCII barphic of (what several afw.folk assured me was) a French Horn,
that I thought I'd drop this one for your warlording perusal.

 From the article you might think that the BUAG above is intended to be
a saxophone (perhaps even an alto sax), but I have it on good authority
that it is _actually_ a rare shot of OBIK the musical elephant ...

 At this rate the newly founded USENET ASCII ORCHESTRA collection will be
as well populated as the USENET ASCII ATLAS OF THE KNOWN WORLD & CLEVELAND. 

Dean.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt          | "He digs deepest who deepest digs."
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au  |     -- Roger Woddis, 'Meaningless Proverbs'
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kko@fraser.sfu.ca (Samuel Ko)
Subject: This one is highly Canadian ... (was Re: gawd bless amurica!)
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 04:29:09 GMT

Therion <HZS@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>Found in alt.conspiracy.jfk:

>+-------------------------------------------------+
>|* * * * * *|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
>| * * * * * |            Bill Monhemius           |
>|* * * * * *|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
>| * * * * * |            bill@turing.toronto.edu  |
>+-----------+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
>|                        University of Toronto    |
>|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
>|                        Turing Language Group    |
>|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
>+-------------------------------------------------+

>      cute .sig for a Canadian. gag.

How about this one which has lot of Canadian content? ...

--
                                       We Belong Together
    Samuel Ko                _______________________________________
       or                   | ....... |                   | ....... |
  The Smart One             | ....... |      __/^\__      | ....... |
                            | ....... |      \     /      | ....... |
e-mail : kko@sfu.ca         | ....... |   _/\_\   /_/\_   | ....... |
                            | ....... |   >    125    <   | ....... |
     The Smartest           | ....... |    >_________<    | ....... |
  Netnews Poster from       | ....... |         |         | ....... |        
Simon Fraser University     | ....... |         |         | ....... |     
     Burnaby BC              ---------------------------------------       
       CANADA                        On gagne a etre ensemble
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Fans of really bad movies... (should be fans of really bad sigs)
Date: 30 Jul 92 19:59:56 GMT
Organization: Danish Trainspotter Society

laurelp+@pitt.edu (Laurel A Povazan) writes:


>__________________"I am Count Dracula. I bid you welcome."__________________

>Laurel A. Povazan                                "There is nothing there
>laurelp@vms.cis.pitt.edu                          in the dark that isn't
>                                                  there in the light---
>(Also known as Laurel,                            except fear."  
> the avid horror fan!)                                 -Advertising line  
>						        for "Cape Fear"
>						 
>_______________________-Count Dracula in "Dracula"__________________________

"There is nothing there 
 in the signature that isn't
 there in the header---
 expect stupidity."
      -Advertising line
      for "Sig Fear"

Horror fan indeed. Btw, if someone says "I am Count Dracula. I bid you 
welcome." then I would never have guesses that it was count Dracula in a 
movie containing the string Dracula in its title.
-- 
Note to those who posts about notes: I know the posting above proves 
that I'm clueless, so don't post or email me telling me that. I will
not believe you.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: One Liners
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 13:57:47 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Steam leaked from the fractured pipes of the great robot Rush-Beast as it
hauled its tired limbs into action once more. Like some Cretatian dinosaur
that had stumbled into the 20th. century by accident on its way down to
the shops, the mighty rock-brained defacator spewed forth its putrid
pontifications.

And in response to yet another crap Rush album, in alt.music.rush article
<Jul21.185002.5871@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>, heatherb@NREL.ColoState.EDU
(Heather Bean) .sig-ed:
> 
> -- 
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  | I'm not giving in to security under pressure    /      HEATHER BEAN        |  | I'm not missing out on the promise of adventure /                          |
> | I'm not giving up on implausible dreams         /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|  | Experience to extremes...        --RUSH         /   WHO IS JOHN GALT?      |
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  | heatherb@opuntia.CFNR.ColoState.edu / hb174818@longs.LANCE.ColoState.edu   |  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Anyone who can decipher this mess wins a big, big prize...

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Questions on WELLNESS
Keywords: Sick, sick, sick!!!!!
Date: 30 Jul 92 23:05:42 GMT
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH

meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:

> In sci.psychology, <1992Jul21.091915.1@ualr.edu> sabarnett@ualr.edu (Network
> Manager / Computer Consultant!) signs... and signs... and signs....


> % S-A-B outta here --->                University College / Educational Services
> % Click!@@                             Macintosh / DEC-VMS-VAX System
> % NO CARRIER                           Network Manager / Computer Consultant
> % Remote Connection Closed
> %                              ////
> %      ^          _____      /// /// | University of Arkansas at Little Rock
> %    ^^^^^        |||||     /// ///  | BITNET:   sabarnett@ualr
> % ||||   ||||     |||||    \\\\\\\\\ | INTERNET: in%"SABARNETT@UALR.EDU"
> % ||||   ||||     |||||   |||||||||||| IDSVAX:   seanbt@ids.net
> %                                    |  
> % ______GO FOR IT BILL CLINTON!!!____| " The salvation of mankind lies only
> %                                        in making everything the concern of
> %                                        all."   -- A. Solzhenitsyn


> Yoicks!  A Network Manager who is apparently clueless about signal to noise
> ratio...

> "The salvation of this .sig lies only in making it the concern of a.f.w."

> BTW: What in the name of all the gods is all that stuff on the left???
> [Or on the right, for that matter!]

Well, I'd say that the "GO FOR IT BILL CLINTON" just below all that
stuff is an encouragement for ol' Billy boy to inhale.

The thing on the left is a building, OK?  The thing in the middle is
the roach from the joint that he didn't inhale.  The thing on the
right is Bill's view of the same building after not inhaling said
joint.

> --jm
> meach@WELLNESS.is.a.state.of.mind  |  "Physician, heal thyself!!!!"

--km
klm@what.a.long.strange.trip.its.been | "Politician, impeach thyself!!!!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord