From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:28:48 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov8.153617.3787@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov4.220925.748@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> 
>> In article <1992Nov2.151817.3663@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov2.144118.4473@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>> 
>>>> In article <1992Oct31.142822.725@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>> |> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!rutgers!ub!oswego!blurt.oswego.edu!la_ind03
>>>> |> From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
>>>> |> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
>>>> |> Subject: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
>>>> |> Message-ID: <1992Oct31.142822.725@blurt.oswego.edu>
>>>> |> Date: Sat, 31 Oct 92 09:28:22 EST
>>>> |> References: <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>
>>>> |> Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY
>>>> |> Lines: 25
>>>> |> 
>>>> |> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>> |> > By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>> |> > president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>>> |> > a sex object for president?  
>>>> |> > 
>>>> |> 
>>>> |> 
>>>> |> Gina may have promised a blow to the head and a knee to the groin...but I won't
>>>> |> stop there!!!!
>>>> |> 
>>>> |> Not only will I give a knee to the groin as well as a blow to the head, but I
>>>> |> will also:
>>>> |> 
>>>> |> *break all the bones in your hand, one at a time;
>>>> |> *staple your nostrils together; and...
>>>> |> *invite you to come upstairs.
>>>> |> 
>>>> |>           _____________________________________________________
>>>> |>           | I am not prejudiced against rodents or any other  |
>>>> |>           |individuals.  I am equally sleazy towards everyone.|
>>>> |>           |___________________________________________________|
>>>> |> 
>>>> |> As for serious damage, maybe it's just because you can't handle me...
>>>> |> After all, not every life-form in the universe is able to withstand my amazing
>>>> |> sexual energy...
>>>> |> 
>>>> There we go with that blowing on the head bit again. It does give one pause.
>>>> 
>>>> chestnutt aka wondering aloud just how far i can go
>>> 
>>> Honey, with me there are no limits. (so do I have your vote now? what
>>> about the rest of you?)
>> 
>> 
>> See, look at the vote begging.  I don't care about votes.  All I want is a
>> little bit of ********censored*******
>> 
>> Meredith aka still rolling in the hay
> MEREDITH !!@!!!
> Didn't anyone tell you that you're supposed to roll in the hay with
> someone? You're not supposed to get in there alone. So get out and let
> me and my follwers----ALL OF THEM----in. All at once. I can, of
> course, handle them all and still be able to ***censored*** in the
> morning.


Handle them all, maybe.  Please them, well, I doubt it. I suppose your groping
techniques might be adequate, but your sexual skills MUST be lacking if all you
can do is "handle" them.