HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Subject: Re: City Driving Observation #27
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 19:59:17 GMT

mjd writes:
>richH writes
>>   "If the lights are timed for 35, they're also timed for 70."

>    It's hardly worth mentioning that this isn't true, and I wouldn't
>have brought it up if I didn't have something substantive to add.
> 
>    If the lights are timed for a speed S1, then there's definitely some
>speed S2>S1 such that the lights are also timed for S2, (left as
>exercise for interested reader) but it needn't be an integer multiple of
>S1.

    correct up to here, my dear dominus.

>statement.  Since the lights are timed for S2, there is a speed S3 > S2
>such that the lights are also timed for S3.

    also true. But...

>    You can see that there are arbitrarilty fast speeds S for which the
>lights are timed.

    here's where you turn it all into so much spew:

>    In fact, the lights turn out to be timed for *all* sufficiently
>great speeds S that exceed some minimum magic value.  You can prove this
>rigorously, but it's quite clear: If you go fast enough, you can zoom
>from one end of the city to the other before *any* of the lights have a
>chance to turn red.

Clear, clear.  Care to explain that one?  Let's see -- you can
go from one side of town to the other folowing the wave of green lights,
and all of a sudden they're green everywhere, by some sort of traffic light
solipsism transform ("Well, they're always green for ME....").

>Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

  I grant that you're in most cases perfectly accurate (within the
bounds of the present social framework, of course).

humbly,
--ts
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From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: death of condor
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 06:01:31 GMT

In article <oeybmKi00iV0A1DIlI@andrew.cmu.edu> Ruth Kline <rk30+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>Just heard on the way to work that one of the released California condors
>was found dead of alcohol poisoning. It had drunk from a puddle of
>automotive coolant left in a recreation yard.

At least he won't overheat in the summer.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: why I love SGI
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 13:13:00 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <9211050805.42@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <Bx7n3x.C0z@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>>dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson) writes:
>>>When I first came here, I had a 16" X terminal, which soon stopped working.
>>>When the repair dude came, he opened it up and said, "Oh, the rubber band
>>>broke."  I though he was joking, but there was actually a rubber band holding
>>>one of the SIMMs in place, because of a broken clip.
>>
>>I'd just like to say here that he is lying since we never fix anything
>>around here, much less call a repairman.  If some piece of equipement
>>fails to perform its primary function, it is summarily reassigned.
>>
>>I, as a matter of fact, have a lovely furniture set in my office which
>>includes a 16" X-terminal ottoman.
>
>So how is Encore doing since they slunk out of Massachusetts?
>
>I don't here much about them these days.
         ^^^^

Sheesh!  I need a cup of coffee!

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
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From: francis@oas.stanford.edu (Francis Muir)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.books
Subject: Re: the wonks are in: what do they read for fun?
Date: 9 Nov 1992 17:39:40 GMT
Organization: Stanford Exploration Project
NNTP-Posting-Host: oas.stanford.edu

David L Wilson writes:

Dan Jenkins is the author of Semi-Tough, a novel about a Texan halfback who
plays for the (then) New York Jets.  It was quite a good novel, although
Jenkins does offend Jews, Hispanics, homosexuals, liberals, and anyone else
not from Texas.  He has written a number of other novels, all featuring some
>or all of the same Texan characters (Dead Solid Perfect, Fast Copy, Baja
>Oklahoma).  I believe Semi Tough has the first reference to the 10-point
>scale for rating women, although it does go in reverse order from the more
>accepted scale, begining at a Running Sore (10), and working up to a One (1).
>Semi Tough's hero is an Everyman, fated to win the heart of the perfect
>female character (a One), while his more sophisticated partner loses the
>female character, and quits the team.
>
>Jenkins is also a noted sportwriter, and a senior editor at Sports
>Illustrated.  In his writing he often belittles "health fanatics", and
>discusses his love for whiskey, cigarettes and steak.
>
>His writing is opinionated, but vastly entertaining, as long as you are not
>a Jew, Hispanic, homosexual, liberal, or anyone else not from Texas.  Avoid
>the movie version of his books.
>
>Dave
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sol's Lust for Power
Date: 11 Nov 1992 00:46:37 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <8!p162-@rpi.edu> zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu writes:
>Unfortunately, the story is apparently not about our sun's attempts to
>defraud third galaxy stars of their hydrogen.

Was it anything like "Bush's Arms for Hostages?"

				--Blair
				  "I bid a quatloo (slightly
				   flattened by laying it on
				   the rail before the eight-
				   thirty from Paddington) for
				   the President's appendages."
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 11 Nov 92 14:30:32 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.


I talk to strangers and pet strange dogs.

I also accept sweets from strangers and get in their cars. 

I'm still alive, so my mum must have been wrong.
-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.books
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Classic Palmer
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 17:48:05 GMT



heh heh heh.  Palmer is picking things up a notch.



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Subject: rmgroup alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
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Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 16:08:01 GMT

This has-been will now be relegated to the dustbin of history. He is
a right wing maniac that we can do without. Ciao asshole. Alias it
to alt.rush-limbaugh if you must.

FUCK YOU BECKER - I SAID GET RID OF IT. I *CAN* COME TO CANADA AND
BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS IF YOU DON'T STOP IT. POST IT ONE MORE TIME
AND I WILL.

----------------------------------------------------------------



TTFN,
M
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: i say kill bush
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 13:21:51 GMT

In <7878@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>In article <1992Nov6.163251.2119@athena.cs.uga.edu>
>milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>#  [...] to advocate taking human life, whether of a president or of a
>#  sanitation worker, is wrong, legal or not. 
>Come off it. What he said was:
>%  i want bush's head on a pike stuck in my front lawn.
>This is obviously just a vivid figure of speech and not a threat
>intended to be taken seriously, even by the humour impaired.

Not only that, but he didn't, I believe, specify that Bush's head should be
separated from his body before being placed on the pike, though whether or
not Bush would be interested in sleeping on his lawn using a large fish for
a pillow is an open question.

>Mark you, the first woman to demand a man's head on a platter
>actually received it. 

And what's worse, it was *cold* and the side order of rice pilaf was missing.
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Earning money
Date: 10 Nov 92 21:53:51 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

When I was a kid there were these kids, a girl and her younger 
brother, that showed up in our neighborhood every few weeks when they 
were visiting their grandmother.  The girl would take bids on wierd 
things her little brother would do.  "He'll eat dead flies out of the 
pool for 5 cents" she said once.  Somebody gave her a nickel and the 
her brother scooped a couple of flies out of our kiddie pool and ate 
them.  It cost $1 to get him to pull out a wad of his hair.

JGH
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: What to do when you feel down on t.b.
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 21:26:02 GMT


when you think talk.bizarre has sunk to its lowest low, when it depresses
you to read it, when you think "Maybe t.b. IS the sewer everyone thinks
it is", try reading talk.abortion. God, that whole froup is the best
argument for Ive ever read for extending abortion rights out as far as
25 years post birth.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, shameful keypress
Date: 5 Nov 92 12:28:34 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


I just pressed Control-Alt-Del on my Sun4 IPX workstation keyboard. 

It went `BEEP!'

boot-ifully, Ken Johnson





-- 
//// Advice To Dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never Eat More Than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   You Can Carry.           ////                 E-mail Ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (Crash Test Dummy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Was Re: crash test dummy
Date: 11 Nov 1992 18:34:39 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Nov11.175037.7389@wetware.com> billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill) writes:
>if you still have a CRASH TEST DUMMY halloween mask i want it.
>other masks can be used for similar fun, but i mainly want your
>CRASH TEST DUMMY mask.

I'll look just like a crash test dummy after my next comp sci 120 midterm,
so just let me rip my skull off and mail it to you then.


5150
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: null subject: hope that's okay
Date: 9 Nov 1992 19:18:23 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

you may be right,
i may be crazy
but it just might be a Univac you're looking for.
each blinking light
don't try to save me
well you know i may be wrong and you may be right.
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The greatest country in history
Date: 10 Nov 92 16:50:53 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1dcn1fINNh21@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Last of the Dinosaurs") tells some blockhead:
>>
>>Maybe you ought to take your own advice, blockhead.
>
>"Blockhead."
>
>I never understood the attraction of that word.
>
>I mean, "shithead" is clear.  "Fuckhead" is not, but pointed enough.
>"Dickhead" has pleasing double-entendres, but boils down to the same
>thing.
>
>But "blockhead"?  What does it imply?  Where are the
>insinuations?  What do you see when you dream of blockheads?
>
>For me, it's the wooden alphabet blocks I used in daycare.
>A selection of letters on each side, painted and relief-cut.
>As I recall I rather fancied the 'Z's.
>
>It mounts on the neck with a swivel ball-and-socket joint.
>Full mobility.  You can switch the forward character with a
>quick push, a tug, a turn.
>
>Like a Radius Pivot.
>
>I must admit that I find the idea rather attractive.
>
>Perhaps, in some future day, when prosthetic technology has
>advanced beyond its present primitive state, I too may become
>a blockhead.
>
>c

I think using the word blockhead comes from watching too many Charlie Brown
cartoons as a kid.
-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (The Steel General's Batsman)
Subject: Re: Grad school and automatic weapons
Organization: Cappo Ferra 6
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 07:38:14 GMT


The downside of all this is that very very few people now days have the
aesthetic sense to appreciate a good bow shoot.   used to be we could 
spend days shaving down likely branches to the appropriate length, width
(the longbow folks like 'em straight as a rule, while we crossbow 
people make 'em barrel shaped.  better aerodynamics.), and weight.  the
crafting of ammunition was more of an art than a science then, not like
these days where any undergrad can bop down to the bookstore and get a 
box of hollow point.

i remember most vividly that day in march...  we had been working all 
winter to make a dozen of the best quarrels the texas woods could offer.
i don't think i have to tell you it was rough going, but the tejas pine
carved well, albeit slowly.  john found the fletching after an exhaustive
search of supply centers, and david forged the points.  he made four each
of the hunter, forked, and "target" points.  he almost lost a finger to 
the fire and hammer (which would have been a shame, because it screws up 
your aim if you're one finger less, especially on distance shoots).  
we went into the student union and had some nachos in the texas tavern -
i don't know if the tavern's snack bar still runs, but it's the best 
place for food next to the texadelphia - then climbed the stairs to the 
tower (not the clock tower.  you have to reserve months in advance.).
it was a gorgeous view.  jon had the best eyesight of our group, so he
got first dibs.  he took a few practice shots on stationary objects with 
the "target" points - stop signs, expensive parent-purchased cars, and
one coffee house that had shafted us on the bill.  

then, we waited.  it was an hour before we saw what we wanted.  a flock of 
bowheads was making their way back from some cotillion.  we scanned the 
flock of floral-print dresses for the right one.  there she was, the 
alpha female.  she had the biggest bow, so we knew...

jon sighted on her, tracking.  the wind picked up, and he adjusted for it
with something akin to reflex.  the sighted, breathed out, and squeezed the 
trigger to the stock.

the crossbow tunnged, a sound of low thunder.  her scream cut the air.

it was a thing of beauty.



young people these days, they just don't understand...


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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cesium,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: My Favorite Molecule (or, Short Shameful Addiction)
Date: 6 Nov 1992 14:45:03 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov6.001837.21809@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>ok, what the hell, it's caffeine or 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine, a purine
>derivative much like inosine.
>the LD    for mice is 127mg/kg. enjoy. buy a merck index. also a diuretic.
>      50	 

I already have a Merck index, and I don't want to buy a diuretic.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: My Favorite Molecule (or, Short Shameful Addiction)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 14:20:50 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.051228.27301@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:

>>Ed (six cups a day) Leihy
>
>m (twelve cokes a day) dw

you drink that vile sugar water and you call yourself a caffiene junky?
oh PLEASE. You might as well drink Parapectolin (Diarreaha Medicine) for
the trace amounts of opium it contains and call yourself a real junky.
those 12 cokes a day only have ~3-4 cups of decent coffee's worth of
caffeine. and coffee only stains your teeth yellow as opposed to rotting
them away.
From: mikea@zorba.gvg.tek.com (Michael P. Anderson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: teenagers letters to satin
Date: 7 Nov 92 03:22:10 GMT
Organization: Grass Valley Group, Grass Valley, CA


	deer satin,

		are you my mom/and can i have those car keys..hmm?
		I touched myself today..whats this all about
		Jack Kemp?

"If you can't find the forest for the trees, try Windex." Al Goerring, 1939
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re: CREATION
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 02:34:33 GMT

Sayeth prokopy@sage.cc.purdue.edu (dave):
$(Joe Demon) writes:
$>(Clinton Richard Wolf) writes:
$>>(Daniel Steven Reinker) writes:
$>>>(David Hinz Mfg 4-6987) writes:
$>>>>Jason D Corley (corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu) wrote:
$>>>>:(Kevin Carothers) writes:
$>>>>: >(Jason D Corley ) writes:
$>>>>: >>(Blair P. Houghton) writes:
$>>>>: >>>(John F. Woods) writes:
$>>>>: >>>>It occurs to me that if Roger were beheaded,
$>>>>: >>>If Roger were beeheaded, he'd have segmented
$>>>>: >>>eyes and articulated antennae.
$>>>>: >>>                         --Blair
$>>>>: >>If Roger were beaheaded he'd have grey hair done up in a little bun.
$>>>>: >>                          --Jason
$>>>>: > If Roger were brieheaded, he'd smell better than he currently does.
$>>>>: >                           --Kevin
$>>>>: If Roger were treeheaded, he'd have little leaves and flowers on him!
$>>>>:                             --Jason again
$>>>>If Roger were retreaded, he'd have better traction than he currently does.
$>>>>                              --Dave Hinz
$>>>If Roger were deadheaded, he would wear tie-dye t-shirts.
$>>>                               --Hiz Lord Dementia
$>>If Roger were leadheaded, even Superman wouldn't be able to tell if he had a
$>>brain or not
$>>                                --Clint
$>If Roger were meadheaded, he would have quite a head, indeed.
$>                                 --Joe Demon
$If Roger were meatheaded, he'd have a bigotted father-in-law.
$                                  --Dave
If Roger were multithreaded, he'd be able to post multiply at once.
                                   --silver
-- 
|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
|Have you seen this boy?  Lust never sleeps.  I say hurl.  Honey, I'm   |
|home. _________________________________________________________________|
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From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Elevators
Date: 12 Nov 1992 19:12:18 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <josh.721593172@mowgli> josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes) writes:
>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>
>>When I ride in an elevator, I usually position myself so that I can read the
>>date on the inspection certificate.  If the date isn't in the current decade,
>>then I think about how many strands might be left in the cable.
>
>I tend to stand in front, right by the buttons. If you stand in the back,
>short fat men will stand next to you, fart, and whistle out of tune.

I stand in front, by the door, and face the back of the elevator.

This works best when the vators are crowded with fresh-faced
freshmen fresh from their freshling classes, I haven't shaved
in three days, and couture du jour is heavy on the army surplus.

It should be noted, however, that nobody has ever actually screamed.

c
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The One True Cross")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Best Thing About Being an Amoeba
Date: 10 Nov 92 18:35:20 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


When you watch _The Prisoner_, you root for Rover.

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Woe is me
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 11 Nov 92 17:35:44 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Keywords: smirk, heard it

My lunch is falling apart.

Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re: My decorations.
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 02:34:15 GMT

Sayeth rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite):
$  I also have on a Surface Warfare pin and my old enlisted submarine
$  pin, it's supposed to be two dolphins swimming alongside a sub, but
$  looks more like two carp eating out of garbage can.
 
   This is my favourite medal description of the week.

$  as immutable as the law of gravity. Although the Mystery Spot in Santa
$  Cruz may have good coffee, I'll check it out next time I'm up there.

   It does indeed, but don't drink it.  The Mystery Spot is, in fact,
powered by good coffee.  This can, of course, lead a very nifty practical
joke.

   While a tour is being conducted, and people are standing on the hillside
at all manner of funny angles, pour a cup of coffee.  The momentary
disruption in the force of the Spot will cause the people to topple like
bowling pins.

   This, mind you, is not the interesting part.  The interesting part
is that they topple up the hill.

$  rp -- spend my nights in bed these days and don't really miss it at all.

silver "this explains much"
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|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
|Have you seen this boy?  Lust never sleeps.  I say hurl.  Honey, I'm   |
|home. _________________________________________________________________|
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems
From: mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris)
Subject: Re: History repeats itself
Organization: Electrical Engineering, University of Canterbury, New Zealand
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 00:34:05 GMT

In article <1ds42gINNbuh@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
> In article <1ds38pINNdg@alicudi.usc.edu> joe@trystero.art.com writes:
> >
> >       Roses are red,
> >       and violets are blue,
> >       I'm suffering from a multiple personality disorder --
> >       yeah, me too.
> 
> Your poem has been examined by an examination committee and
> found to be scannously deficient.
> 
> The poetically correct version is:
> 
>        Roses are red,
>        and violets are blue,
>        uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
>        yeah, me too.
> 
> Thank you for your cooperation.
> 
> c
See my sig.
-- 

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm schitzophrenic and so am I."
Cosmik Debris
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