From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: SOME IMPORTANT INFORMATION
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 23:50:51 GMT


I'M NOT SURE IF ANY OF YOU HAVE SEEN THIS OR NOT.
SO HERE IT IS!! HOPE YOU LIKE IT HAW@HAW!!.



carasso,
newxt week: the cow dictionary






IN K12.CHAT.SENIOR, 
Ian.Bishop@f203.n640.z3.fidonet.org (Ian Bishop) writes:
)Here's that Smiley Dictionary.  Use them freely and add some real
)expression to your electronic mail.
)
) The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary ------- Gordon Rasnick (1:17/59)
)
) :-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
)      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
) ;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
)      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
) :-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
)      or depressed about something.
) :-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
)      good as a happy smilie
) :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
) >:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
) >;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
)
) Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
)
) :-[]  Mick Jagger
) (8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
) *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
) (-:   User is left handed.
) %-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.
) :*)   User is drunk.
) [:]   User is a robot.
) 8-)   User is wearing sunglasses.
) B:-)  Sunglasses on head.
) ::-)  User wears normal glasses.
) B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses.
) 8:-)  User is a little girl.
) :-)-8 User is a Big girl.
) :-{)  User has a mustache.
) :-{}  User wears lipstick.
) {:-)  User wears a toupee.
) }:-(  Toupee in an updraft.
) :-[   User is a Vampire.
) :-E   Bucktoothed vampire.
) :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
) :-7   User juust made a wry statement.
) :-*   User just ate something sour.
) :-)~  User drools
) :-~)  User has a cold
) :'-(  User is crying
) :'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
) :-@   User is screaming
) :-#   User wears braces
) :^)   User has a broken nose
) :v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
) :_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
) :<)   User is from an Ivy League School
) :-&   User is tongue tied.
) =:-)  User is a hosehead
) -:-)  User is a punk rocker
) -:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
) :=)   User has two noses
) +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
) `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
) ,:-)  Same thing...other side
) |-I   User is asleep
) |-O   User is yawning/snoring
) :-Q   User is a smoker
) :-?   User smokes a pipe
) O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
) O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
) :-P   Nyahhhh!
) :-S   User just made an incoherent statement
) :-D   User is laughing (at you!)
) :-X   User's lips are sealed
) :-C   User is really bummed
) <|-)  User is Chinese
) <|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
) :-/   User is skeptical
) C=:-) User is a chef
) @=    User is pro-nuclear war
) *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
) :-o   Uh oh!
) 3:]   Pet smilie
) 3:[   Mean Pet smilie
) d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
) E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
) :-9   User is licking his/her lips
) %-6   User is braindead
) [:-)  User is wearing a walkman
) (:I   User is an egghead
) <:-I  User is a dunce
) K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
) @:-)  User is wearing a turban
) :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
) :-:   Mutant Smilie
)       The invisible smilie
) .-)   User only has one eye
) ,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
) X-(   User just died
) 8 :-) User is a wizard
) C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
)           a mustache, and a double chin
)
) Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
)
)  :)  Midget smilie
)  :-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
)  :-1   smiley bland face
)  :-!           "
)  :-@   smiley face screaming
)  :-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache
)  :-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
)  :-%   smiley banker
)  :-6   smiley after eating something sour
)  :^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)
)  :-7   smiley after a wry statement
)  :-*   smiley after eating something bitter
)  :-&   smiley which is tongue-tied
)  :-0   smiley orator
)  (:-(  unsmiley frowning
)  (:-)  smiley big-face
)  ):-)          "
)  ):-(  unsmiley big-face
)  )8-)  scuba smiley big-face
)  =:-)  smiley punk-rocker
)  =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
)  +:-)  smiley priest
)  :-q   smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
)  :-e   disappointed smiley
)  :-t   cross smiley
)  :-i   semi-smiley
)  :-o   smiley singing national anthem
)  :-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
)  :-[   un-smiley blockhead
)  :-]   smiley blockhead
)  :-{   smiley variation on a theme
)  :-}   ditto
)  {:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle
)  }:-)  above in an updraft
)  :-a   lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
)  :-s   smiley after a BIZARRE comment
)  :-d   lefty smiley razzing you
)  g-)   smiley with ponce-nez glasses
)  :-j   left smiling smilely
)  :-k   beats me, looks like something, tho.
)  :-l   y. a. s.
)  :-:   mutant smiley
)  :-\   undecided smiley
)  :-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley
)  ;-)   winking smiley
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