From: aq0@engr.uark.edu (Amer Qureshi)
Subject: Re: Fitter ki Dictionary
Keywords: fitter
Organization: University of Arkansas
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 05:26:03 GMT

mirza@sce.carleton.ca (Murad A. Mirza) writes:

>assalam alaikum
>
>	tumhi reikhtay kay ustad nahi ho mirza
>	kehtay hain aaglay zamanay mein koi amer bhi tha

        sirjee, isi zmanay me hei

>
>open to interpretations and additions
>
>Fit - 1)singular of feet; 2)    when a mashriqi father sees his daughter
>				with a boyfriend he goes into a Fit 

    well even when a mashriqi girlfriend sees his boyfriend with another
    not so mashriqi girl, she can enter the same situation of fit..
    can also replace mashriqi girlfriend 
    with a mashriqi boyfriend
    with a mashriqi brother, rest of the sentence should remain same.


>
>FitNess - female of LochNess monster
    
           female of fitter,
>


>Fitter - title recieved after passing 5th level from Fitters Academy

   title given to someone who is good at fittings (all types).


          title given to someone who does lots of fittings,
                                 who gets out of all situations by fitting golis.

          
>FitterKata - practice or repetition of words from this dictionary
>
>FitaeMoun - term used by customs officers at Karachi airport to greet
>	    lightly loaded passengers

            also this term is used by girls b/w 11.00 AM to 3.00 PM, outside
            colleges, bus stops, bohri bazar (Karachi) when they are going
            back home from college.

>
>FitBal - A healthy looking hair

          a word that is used in PUNJAB for "foot ball"..

>
>Fitting - Bad word (censored)

           something which is done by the fitter.

>
>CurriculumFitae - bad resume

 e.g. you are BA, BCom, Inter Arts, Matric or already married and wants
      to marry a GREEN CARD or CITIZEN, and you want her to buy your
      Amrika ka ticket and than set you up in Amrika, with the above
      mentioned Curriculum Vitae you are really a CurriculumFitae


>FitGerald - an extension to Gerald Ford's name after his Bypass operation
>
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FitNa - 1) used in punjabi as follows: are you 'Fit'? answer 'Na'
> or Nah 2) used in english as: are you 'Fit'? answer 'Nah'

       another word that describes "Amer Qureshi", "Jasffery"
       "Syed Faurqan Haider" and many others on SCP & SCI
        (add names yourself).

>
>FitFat - term used for politicians who are also feudal lords
>
          term used for someones dad's income if he is in Income Tax,
          custom, irrigation, PWD, WAPDA etc.

          also used for a well to do "SUSRAL",
          also used for a "fit" and a "fat" person like our phelwans
          and Japanese wrestlers.


>FitakDance - dance performed by people in a Fit
>

              dance performed by NZ team after playing against Pakistan,
              also the dance by England team, when the rain came to
              draw the qualifying round match in which Pak got out for 74

             also dances by Hassan Jahangir, Govinda, Jettendar, Anjuman
             Mussarat Shahen, Sri Devi etc.


>FitalSigns - invented for people who cannot pronounce 'V'
>
>GoliFit - no meaning at all (research topic)

           wedding promise, well taken....
>
>MisFit - no meaning yet (ongoing research topic)
>

           talk about wedding, after the promise you made just when you
           are about to be a fitter with fitNess, after this MisFit talk
           the FitalSigns are that Fitfat time you were expecting has been
           wasted and there is no choice other than to perform FitakDance.

           You think during the FitakDance that you are a Fit-e-Maun that
           the Golifit was really a Misfit (ongoing research topic).



>more later open to additions (amer qureshi if you are reading please
>lighten or enlighten us further)
>
>Murad Mirza.
>
>
   
Amer Qureshi. [Dono Jahan teri mahubat mein har ker
                      wo jaa raha hei koi shab-e-ghum guzar kay]



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