HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: reid@ucs.indiana.edu (Frank Reid)
Subject: Re: Fortunes for cookies wanted!
Summary: Fortunes for fortune cookies wanted, please!
Keywords: Fortunes - fortune cookies
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 14:23:36 GMT

In article <bbrett.727921653@morgan> bbrett@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Betsy Brett) writes:
>
>I am making fortune cookies for a party this Friday.  I'd like some
>funny fortunes to put in them, and my list is rather limited.  Any and
>all (even crude) are welcome.  It will be a small party, but a wide
>range of personalities.  Thanks alot!!!
>
>-Betsy Brett-
>bbrett@morgan.ucs.mun.ca


Chairman Mao say man who put woman on ground have peace on earth.

--

Frank     reid@ucs.indiana.edu
From: venkat@tinton.ccur.com (Venkat Taramangalam)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wierd Names
Date: 26 Jan 93 17:02:05 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Concurrent Computer Corp., Ocean Port, NJ

In article   kevinc@ug.cs.dal.ca (Kevin Crawford) writes:
>
>
>
>In the central guaranty trust office in downtown halifax, there's a 
>secretary whose name is Ms. Inkpen....   I wonder what her family did
>a couple hundred years ago.
>
>:

Yesterday I came across this name while driving in NJ.

Bob Shrank

I wonder how tall he is (or he was).

venkat
From: rcosby@bcm.tmc.edu (Randy C. Cosby)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: How do you know your a Red Neck
Date: 27 Jan 1993 22:02:52 GMT
Organization: Baylor College of Medicine, Houston, Tx
NNTP-Posting-Host: bcm.tmc.edu
Summary: Bad spelling a clue

In article <H8P2XB1w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu>, wolvie@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (christopher motherway) writes:
> 
> > Does anyone out there have the list posted a couple months ago listing reason
> > to know your a Red Neck.  If you do, please post it.
> > 
> > Peter Bergen

If you spell the contraction for you are as "your" are you a Redneck?



Just kidding Peter......
This sorta applies to rednecks...

What has 73 teeth, 4000 arm and 4000 legs?


The front row at a truck and tractor pull!



Coz

		"Okay, you can stay over.. but I get to be on top.."
				Tom Hanks



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From: tjr0868@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Re: Riddles ???????? :-S
Reply-To: tjr0868@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 01:50:33 GMT

A man and his son were driving in a car and got into a _major_ accident.
The man died.  His son was rushed to the hospital for emergency 
surgery.  The doctor walked in to perform the surgery, saw who the 
patient was, and walked out saying: "I can't opperate on him!  He's my son!"
Who's the doctor?












This is really simple but it caught me off guard and took me a few minutes.
























A:The doctor is the kid's mother.
From: bbrown@willamette.edu (Brian Brown)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: test,1,2,3 CASCADE
Date: 23 Jan 93 23:48:54 GMT
Article-I.D.: willamet.C1BzHI.JCq
Followup-To: alt.cascade
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR

>>>>|> >>>>>>this is just a test, please ignore.
>>>>|> >>>>Oh god please! I can't take any more,
>>>>|> >>>>My anger is like a flaming lantern,
>>>>|> >>>>Try cascading of that.
>>>>|> >>>I could, with a whimsical handturn
>>>>|> >>>of my magical hat.
>>>>|> >>HA HA! now its my turn
>>>>|> >>I can't do better than that.
>>>>|> >To add to this, I yearn.
>>>>|> >But I couldn't do that.
>>>>|> Maybe we could all learn
>>>>|> to do silly things with a cat
>>>>Counselor Troi likes skinny bald guys,
>>>>How `bout that?
>>>Pick a new rhyme and try to keep time
>>>or else your cascade will sound flat.
>>The new rhyme is here in front of you,
>>Ask my pet iguana.
>That may or may not be quite true,
>coz Ill stop when I wanna.
Whatever you do,
don't eat a bananna!


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cache in their chips.  Old Mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: yl44729@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Mr. Axl )
Subject: Re: Wierd Names
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 22:48:56 GMT


Anyone know a guy named Richard Les?  Well.. I think we all know what kids
at his school used to call him.  :)
Xref: sparky rec.humor:39153 eunet.jokes:2862
From: richs@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Richard Salter)
Subject: Re: Another weird joke
Organization: University of Sussex
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 16:30:20 GMT

Q. What time is it when you know that you have three feet?

A. About five hours.

or

Q. Why did the chicken cross?

A. Because I refused to eat it for him.

or

Q. What's the definition of a codpiece.

A. An extremely lizard.

or 

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Andy?
Andy who?
I don't know.

or

Q. If it takes fifteen men, five hours to dig three inches of nine toenails?

A. Only if the sign says pink.

or (finally)

A. Due to freak hazards.

Q. There was an englishman, a hedgehog and a stick of rock?

bye,

Happy Halibut V 

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From: wilhited@brahms.udel.edu (Douglas Ben Wilhite)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: joke
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:48:34 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

In article <pbarr.728080708@convex.convex.com> pbarr@convex.com (Philip Barr) writes:

>>HEY STUPID, DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GREY ELEPHANT
>>IN DENMARK?

>What does this have to do with green eels in Dominican Republic?  :-)

Actuallly, don't you mean the brown orangatangs of the Dominican Republic?

doug

wilhited@brahms.udel.edu
From: mha9092@ultb.isc.rit.edu (M.H. Alexander)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: This is a test
Date: 27 Jan 93 20:54:29 GMT
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

In article <mss2XB2w165w@netlink.cts.com> tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
>sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>
>> In article <1993Jan26.005109.58514@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
>> IMOTHY EUGENE BAKER) writes:
>> >In article <C1Br1F.Eo4@willamette.edu>, bbrown@willamette.edu (Brian Brown) 
>> t
>> >es:
>> >>>> >>> >>>This is a test.
>> >>>> >>> >>Be my guest.
>> >>>> >>> >cascade fest
>> >>>> >>> Surely you jest.
>> >>>> >>Is that your BEST?
>> >>>> >Give it a rest.
>> >>>(sigh) Such a pest.
>> >>--Go out west
>> Say 'no' to incest.
>incest is best!
rubbing mom's chest!
From: A.M.Salt1@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Limerick
Date: 21 Jan 93 12:12:42 GMT
Reply-To: A.M.Salt1@lut.ac.uk (Honey Monster)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.


 To someone who stood me up, not that I'm bitter.

 Yvonne enjoys a late night,
 Daytime's a bit of a fright,
 I don't know why,
 Perhaps she is shy,
 Or crumbles to dust in sunlight.


 Alun.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Speaking of stupid commercials...
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 10:22:59 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

marco@soda.berkeley.edu (Marco Nicosia) writes:
> In article <1993Jan22.004917.10193@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect
> ) >>> Stupid Commercials...  How about the ones that end with 
> ) >>> "Life. What a beautiful choice..."
> ) >>What's so stupid about that?
> ) >
> ) >personally, I prefer grape nuts.
> ) >
> ) >but Mikey won't eat those.
> ) Just what the hell are Grape nuts made from, I have never found a single
> ) grape or nut in the box.  But MAN DO THEY KEEP YOU REGULAR !!!!
> 
> "Always be sure to check your GrapeNuts for squirrels." -- Garfield
> 

They go great with KiwiOvaries!

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (TRUTH IS. BELIEF IS NOT REQUIRED.)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Summary: Obnoxious Drivers  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 27 Jan 93 06:11:00 GMT

In article <C1Ht9n.6z7@coral.cs.unm.edu>, sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta)             writes...
>New Mexico Driving Law #2 (I post these as they happen to me in real-life)
>-------------------------
>LAW: If the guy in front of you has room to make a left turn, so do you... 
>COROLLARY: This law is recursive.

If we are going by what happens in real life then I have a few to add.

#1: If you cut in front of someone, then you will have an overwhelming 
    urge to slam on the brakes.

#2: If someone tries to pass you, the gravity under your gas pedal will
     suddenly and unexplainably increase.

#3: Turn signals are for wimps.

#4: Working brake lights are optional.

#5: Never wait in a line of traffic when you can cut in at the last second
    and almost cause an accident.

#6: You should never exit a freeway until the last second from the far left
    lane.


	More to come (if not from me then from someone else).

-Garrett
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: wissman@austin.ibm.com (Mark Wissman)
Subject: Re: Wierd Names
Originator: wissman@asylum.austin.ibm.com
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 21:22:27 GMT
Reply-To: ...@cs.utexas.edu:ibmchs!auschs!aspencer.austin.ibm.com!aspencer
Organization: IBM Advanced Workstation Division


how about david drunkard DDS in austin
From: D.Parson@bradford.ac.uk (D PARSON)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 25 Jan 93 17:49:38 GMT
Organization: University of Bradford, UK
Originator: 92105341@ccw203

Hmm...

	999,999,999,999 x 10^9999  Green bottles, hanging on the wall...

*BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaa*

(Maybe this should be crossposted to alt.stupidity after all!)



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From: gowen@jade.tufts.edu (G. Lee Owen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Prime number joke wanted
Date: 27 Jan 93 21:10:18 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Tufts University - Medford, MA

No, No, No.  The way I heard the joke was:

An engineer, a chem major, and a computer science major were all
applying for this job.  At the job interview, the interviewers wanted
to check their problem solving abilities.  They asked each one to
"Prove that every odd number is prime."

	"Well," says the engineer, "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is
prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime..."  He was very pleased with himself 
until they told him to go away.

	"Okay," says the chem major, "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5...
well, 5 was an observational error, 7 is prime..."  He too was
immensely dissapointed when the interviewers told him to leave.

	"Let's see..." said the computer science major. "1 is prime, 3
is prime, 3 is prime, 3 is prime, 3 is prime..."




	Needless to say, this is only one variation of what must be a
hugely mutated joke.
--
--Greg Owen
	gowen@forte.cs.tufts.edu, gowen@jade.tufts.edu
"C Spot. C Spot run. C Spot run without a core dump! Run, Spot, Run!"
From: johnk@ksr.com (John Kavazanjian)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: twinkle, twinkle
Date: 21 Jan 93 19:13:09 EST

I have a request from a friend to find something that someone around may  
still have. Here it is:

Two years ago, someone faxed me a two-page list of
common folk sayings translated into sesquipedelian (sp?)
terminology, to whit:

Scintillate, Scintillate Asteroid Minific
(Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)

You get the idea.

Anyone have a copy?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: richs@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Richard Salter)
Subject: Re: Earthquake Songs
Keywords: music, earthquake
Organization: University of Sussex
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 11:48:20 GMT

Well after the quake, we can have:

"I'm still standing" by Elton John.

No? Alright then.

Happy Halibut V

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mart4678@mach1.wlu.ca (Phil Martin u)
Subject: Re: joke
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 18:16:55 GMT

Phil Martin u (mart4678@mach1.wlu.ca) wrote:
: Pick a number between 2 and 9.
: 
: Now take that number and multiply it by 9.
: 
: You should presently have a two digit number.  Add the two digits together.
: 
: Now take that number and subtract 5 from it.
: 
: Take the letter in the alphabet that corresponds to the number that you have.
: (eg. 1 and A, 2 and B, etc....)
: 
: Now, think of a country that starts with that letter.
: 
: With that country, take the second letter in the name of the country and
: think of an animal that starts with that letter.
: 
: Finally, think of the colour of that animal.
: 
: 
: 
: HEY STUPID, DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GREY ELEPHANT
: IN DENMARK?
: 

I would just like to say that I didn't post this... A friend of mine told me
he had a hilarious joke to share with the world, so I let him post by my
address... never again. The only thing that makes me more embarassed than
the badness of the joke is the fact that it was already here.

My heartfelt apologies to all...

Phil Martin.

PS I know it isn't a good excuse, it's just what happened. Franklin is being
dealt with severely.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:38717 talk.politics.misc:69420
From: bobk@gibdo.engr.washington.edu (Bob)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.politics.misc
Subject: Top Ten Signs The Presidential Honeymoon Is Over
Date: 23 Jan 1993 12:11:35 GMT
Organization: University of Washington
NNTP-Posting-Host: gibdo.engr.washington.edu

  Top Ten Signs The Presidential Honeymoon Is Over -- 1/22/93

  10. Israelis and Arabs agree -- he's fat.
   9. Two words -- Zoe Baird.
   8. French President Mitterand refers to him as "Le Bonehead."
   7. His mom keeps asking him why he can't be more like
      his brother Roger.
   6. No longer a cinch to nail Barbara Streisand.
   5. Japanese leader threw up in  *his* lap.
   4. Earlier today Leslie Stahl gave him the finger.
   3. Dukakis won't return his calls.
   2. When he has to go out in public secret service says,
      "You're on your own Pedro."
   1. Has to pump his own gas.

  ==

  Bob                                        Seattle, Washington
From: maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach)
Subject: Re: Earthquake Songs
Keywords: music, earthquake
Reply-To: maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center, Cleveland, OH
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:44:38 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.043752.26835@leland.Stanford.EDU>, calliope@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joanna Salgado) writes:
> 
> Okay, everyone.  What I need is a list of earthquake songs to play
> when disaster strikes.
> 
> Examples: "All Shook Up"  Elvis (is alive)
>           "I Feel the Earth Move"   Carole King
> 
> 
> Any Suggestions?
> 
> Thanx,
> 
> calliope@leland.stanford.edu
> %[;-)

How about "Shake, Rattle and Roll"
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Summary: Yo!  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 26 Jan 93 02:45:12 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.082410.28167@cunews.carleton.ca>, fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton)                     writes...
>In article <C1AMp2.AMo@coral.cs.unm.edu> sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:
>>In New Mexico (USA), everyone knows:
>>
>>Red means stop.
>>Green means go.
>>Yellow means... ACCELERATE!!!!!!!
>     
In San Francisco, it's:

Green means go. 
Yellow means go like a bat out of hell. 
RED means go like a bat out of hell with your middle finger extended out
          the window.
> 
>	Montreal has to be the only city I know of in the world that puts signs
>on most traffic signal standards instructing drivers: "Attendez le feu vert."
>ie, 'wait for the green light.' Only in Montreal!
> 
You'll like this. In a city called Colma (near SF) I saw 
a placart on a lamppost at an intersection, directions on how
to cross the street. I've been trying to remember to bring a screwdriver
with me the next time I'm in that part of town. 

>trev

-Garrett
Newsgroups: rec.folk-dancing
From: doug@cc.ysu.edu (Doug Sewell)
Subject: Squares near TAMU ?
Organization: Bush in 92 ? NOT!
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 18:12:19 GMT

I'm posting this on behalf of a friend at TAMU that doesn't know how to work
netnews yet.

- he's a student at TAMU
- he's an A1 WSD dancer, but has been away from it since he started school
- he doesn't have a regular dance partner at school

If there are clubs in the College Station/Bryan area - particularly singles
clubs, but also clubs with available female partners - drop me a note and
I'll forward it to him.  You can also mail him directly, Brian Hill, at
BEH1103@rigel.tamu.edu.

Thanks in advance, Doug
-- 
Doug Sewell, Tech Support, Computer Center, Youngstown State University
doug@cc.ysu.edu	   doug@ysub.bitnet	<internet>!cc.ysu.edu!doug

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From: dpepper@thumper.bellcore.com (David J. Pepper)
Newsgroups: rec.folk-dancing
Subject: Where is the friday night "Glen Echo" dance this weekend
Date: 27 Jan 93 22:21:42 GMT
Reply-To: dpepper@thumper.bellcore.com (David J. Pepper)
Distribution: nj, md
Organization: Bellcore MRE

Could somebody send me directions to the Friday night "Glen Echo"
dance (I know it is not at the Spanish Ballroom) for this weekend.
Also, who going to be calling and playing?

			Thanks,
			David 
Newsgroups: rec.folk-dancing
From: rost@tecrus.dec.com (My name is Brian Rost)
Subject: Contras Without Squares?
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: 27 JAN 93 13:12:48    



I live in eastern Massachussetts and have never done any contradancing west of
Worcester, MA.  I was speaking with someone last night who dances regularly in
the Pioneer Valley area in western MA (Amherst, Greenfield) and she mentioned
how some dancers were upset because a caller from Boston kept calling squares
at a dance out there.  She said dancers in the western part of the state prefer
contras *only* at their dances.  This is exactly opposite what most of the
dances in the east are like, where squares are called quite often.

Is there really such strong regional preferences at dances like this?  Sounded
very strange to me.

					Brian Rost @tecrus.enet.dec.com

					508-568-6115

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From: raph@panache.demon.co.uk (Raphael Mankin)
Subject: Re: Rotating Partners During Teaching 
Distribution: world
Organization: Solvfield Ltd.
Reply-To: raph@panache.demon.co.uk
X-Mailer: Simple NEWS 1.90 (ka9q DIS 1.19)
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:17:05 +0000

It was the convention at my university that you _never_ danced with the same
partner a second time until you had danced with every other person in the 
room.

Obviously, sometimes the sequence of changes was such that you couldn't quite
follow the rule, but ...
--------------
Raphael Mankin			Nil taurus excretum
From: mary@uicsl.csl.uiuc.edu (Mary E. Allison)
Newsgroups: rec.folk-dancing
Subject: Re: WSD: Re: Rotating Partners During Teaching
Date: 22 Jan 1993 23:17:49 GMT
Organization: Center for Reliable and High-Performance Computing, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
NNTP-Posting-Host: uicsl.csl.uiuc.edu
Keywords: WSD

jcvg0823@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu ( Joel VanderZee ) writes:

>   On the other hand, in general those few couples that come to
> lessons tend to be outshined by the performance of single students.
> (Of course, that is merely based on my quite limited experience.)
> My assumption, however, is that one of the two in those couples is
> not really enthusiastic about learning.  Rotating partners might
> keep some of them from attending; a few people might call that a
> good thing.  

     Well, I agree that people that learn by dancing with many
different partners tend to GENERALLY (not always) be better dancers
than people that stick to only one partner.  And I think part of this
may be that partners tend to not only learn their spouses weaknesses,
but also tend to rely on their partner to support them in their weak
spots.   

     But then I've seen people that have practically always danced
with one person that are terrific dancers, and people that dance with
many other partners that are, ummm, less than perfect :^).  

>   Since the primary purpose, experience with different people, does not
>necessitate rotating partners in square dancing, I would not confuse my
>sympathy for some people with support for a mandatory rotation policy.
>Those couples that would have gone home mad at each other from the old
>instructor's class have my sympathy.

     Well, when I first started lessons I only wanted to dance with
one partner but it was suggested that I dance with lots of other
people.  NOW I'm glad that I did because I think it made me a better
dancer.   

>   Those who know me might be surprised by this opinion because I'm a
>great advocate of order.  

I'll have you know he resembles that remark ;^)

> Rotating doesn't prevent people from showing preferences, though,
> and I wouldn't feel the gratitude I do to those who came to angel
> when I was a student if they had not been dancing with me of their  
> own volition.

     Joel, we only danced with you because we were so DESPERATE for 
single men at that time :^) :^) (just kidding.)

     Joel is one of the two best male dancers in our club.  QUITE
PROBABLY the best (but it's a close call and depends on which of the
two has had more floor time at any given time.)  But he's one of those
REALLY SCARY math oriented type people.  They frighten me when they
get on the dance floor.  They learn VERY quickly and have a great
learning aptitude for dancing. 

     THEN there's people like ME that have to work REALLY hard to
learn this stuff.




--
Never try to outstubborn a cat.
  -- Lazarus Long

    Mary Allison (mary@uicsl.csl.uiuc.edu) Urbana, Illinois