HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lastuka@acs.ucalgary.ca (Tina Lastuka)
Subject: Re: The life in your man! was Re: Holiday blues
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 93 00:16:02 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta


>In article <93Jan17.192348.26081@acs.ucalgary.ca> lastuka@acs.ucalgary.ca (Tina Lastuka) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan12.151711.11498@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:

>>>Hey wait a pea-pickin' minute here!!  *I'm* 32 and 20 year old boys
>>>are *not* starting to look good!!!
>>
>>   In your case... how do 20 year old women look? But you
>>  don't have the same biological clock ticking!  You could
>>  concievably father children at 90!
>>
>>  
In article lbrother@zia.aoc.nrao.edu (Larry Brothers) writes:

>But I don't want to be retiring just as my little girl starts college.
>
>Help!

  At the rate I'm going I won't have to worry about children!
  Bright side I only have to worry about paying for my college
  education and not theirs!

   Tina

-- 
          **********************************
          * TINA THE HAPPY LITTLE OPERATOR *      lastuka@acs.ucalgary.ca
          **********************************

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From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter)
Subject: Re: An official introduction...
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 18:08:31 GMT

pm3_norr@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Paul Norris) shares: 

>Anybody heard from Lee and/or 'Chelle recently?

Lets see, I heard from both of them around November I think it was.  All
is going well.  They are getting married next September (they told us the
date at our wedding LAST September).  Michelle is super busy with her last
year of school and she is trying to decide where to go for her graduate
study (Lee is going to go where she goes).  Neither one has much time
for emailing and NO time for newsgroups.


>I'm currently celebrating 

>2)  My 29th this Sunday coming

Yippie!  Congrats!


>3)  Life in general (I'm in a good mood this year, don't ask me why, 
>    I don't know...)

Me too!  Although I know why *I'M* in a good mood.  Its my sexy husband,
that's what.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julie Salter<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            President, Romantic Fire Association
  Wife of the Official Fireside Sex Advisor..AKA: Steven Salter
"Look into my eyes...you will see....what you mean to me......"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>email: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: RFA Application- a start
Date: 27 Jan 93 00:41:13 GMT
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.

In article <93026.130009IO11283@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> IO11283@MAINE.MAINE.EDU writes:
>
>Dear Prez Julie- Here's a start on a story for my official RFA application.  I
>wanted to see if this will fit the guidelines.  ShalL I continue with this one,
> or start with something else.
>

Well, I may not be Prez Julie, and I bet Steve thanks the Gods for
that!, but I say continue!  Sounds great so far...

______________________________________________________________________
                                                      _____
Rip                                 rip@sequent.com  /     \
Official Palanquin Bearer                           /  rip  \
For the Secretaries                                 |xxx-xxx|
Of the RFA                                       ___|_______|___
And BigBro to LF, 'Chelle, HotDi,                    \~ ~~ ~\
Lis, Garrett, Michelle and GypsyII (whew!)            \~~ ~~~\
Help!  My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
-- 
Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant
intelligence.
                -- Henrik Tikkanen
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From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 11:48:32 GMT

kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw) writes:

>IO11283@MAINE.MAINE.EDU writes...
>> Happy belated Birthday- I'm 24 on Wednesday,the 20th!

>> Jennifer Sanborn
>> no RFA name yet    
>Maybe you could choose "Beep Beep" or David or nah, the
>food they list in the song is not what someone would
>want as a name, really Hawg Maws, Chitterlings, Carrot Juice,
>I think not.  The best of them was tofu and I refuse to put
>tofu in anything I cook.....

>So it could be:
>Jennifer Sanborn
>The Official Beep Beep of RFA
>or
>The Official Road Runner of RFA (long live the looney tunes)
>or
>[somthing of your choice]

Hate to be a downer... but have you written an RFA application yet Jen??
Prez Julie will give you details, but I think a story containing romance,
wine and a fire is required....

As you can see from my sig - I haven't got round to it yet. :-)

--
Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
From: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (DARK_KNIGHT)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: HELLO AGAIN......
Date: 21 Jan 93 15:39:57 GMT
Reply-To: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: oavax.csuchico.edu

In article <9444.13.uupcb@madness.network23.com>, heather.macpherson@madness.network23.com (Heather Macpherson)  writes:
>Hello everyone.Write to me!!!!!!!1
>                                                                                             

Hello back.  You are definitely in the correct group.  I see from
your address that you are @madness.  If that is true, you are
really in the right place.  We here on ARC are totally mad.  
Madly in love with people, madly in love with chocolate, madly
in love with life, madly in love with chocolate ... (oh my, I
already said that) ... okay, chocolate covered strawberries,
madly in love with romance ... get my drift?

If you are all or any of the above ... WELCOME.  If you are not,
WELCOME anyway.

<*Hug*>

DK
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From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: A Question of Innocence
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 14:38:44 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.195220.18836@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>In article <1993Jan25.173258.12661@netcom.com> gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson) writes:
>>rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) attempts humor:
>>>rip(MA's Humble Slave.  (yes, I am so humble, so very humble, so very,
>>>very, verwery humble!))
>>
>>Folks, do we *believe* this??  *grin*  I don't believe I've ever seen
>>Rip in a humble mode... :-)
>>
>>Mary

>Yep, I'm the most humble person I know....
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>rip

As the Good Romantic Witch flies overhead she overhears Rip's
remark and she and her broom begin tumbling thru the sky,
laughing uncontrollably.

Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
and Honoured Former President
of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: elfie@cibbs.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: OK, ENOUGH ALREADY!!
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 93 11:37:34 EST
Organization: DataSoft Consulting (Toronto, Ont. Canada)

dks@sr.com (Dave K. Sprow) writes:

> OK, that's it!!  I'm a easy-going kind-type person, but I have my limits!!
> 
> I'm in L.A. and I'm *sick* of all this rain...  This isn't supposed to be
> happending here!!  Hell, if I wanted this much rain I could move to
> Seattle.  Day after day after day....   Hey, I moved here from Phila to
> (partially) get to better weather.
> 
> If I don't get some warmth and some sun soon..... well, it's too hideous
> to contemplate.
> 
> 
> (bitch-mode off, for the moment]
> 
> David S.
> 
> 

You know, you could come to Toronto and enjoy the sunshine and the 
snow...  [wicked GRIN]  Just a thought.  I'd even loan you a scarf and 
mittens.


---____  ____
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 //     //   Club InSaNiTy BBS     uunorth!cibbs!elfie
 ==== ====  Toronto, Ont., Canada
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From: kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw)
Subject: Re: happy, lovey hugs to all...............................eughghgh!
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 18:25:59 GMT

In article <1jl2tcINNnjt@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> eruchyes@cats.ucsc.edu (Mikel Eruch Maron) writes:
>
>I've read about how sickening arc was but didn't quite believe it until
>just now. Why don't you guys go hang out in a Hallmark store.

Ever been to a Hallmark store?

BDC
-- 
  May I walk in beauty.  Make my eyes      | TA Shaw          |        oOO 
  ever behold the red and purple sunset.   | shaw@mixcom.com  |  _____ OO 
  Make my hands respect the things you have+------------------| (_/-\_)..
  made, and my ears sharp to your voice - Chief Yellow Lark   | ==(0).
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From: fes9s@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Howard Johnson's Got His Ho-Jo Workin')
Subject: Howdy! (was Re: ***Top-notch romantic movies?***
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 06:03:14 GMT

In article <93026.220018IO92143@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> Donna Foster <IO92143@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> writes:
>>--------------
>>Stolen Kisses Are Always Sweetest.
>>
>>Heather Wiersma
>>IO20939@MAINE.MAINE.EDU
>
>Hey, Heather! :-) Hey, everyone, say hi to Heather! She's a good
>friend of mine, and I'd like to make sure she feels welcome here. Also,
>you can say hi to Rich Charity, her friend. :-) (Oh, BTW, I agree with
>her about Ladyhawke. :-) )
>-----------
>"But, WHY?" "Because I love her."
>
>Sarek of Vulcan
>a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald
>Official Diver of the RFA, 'Chelle's TwinSib, and Donna's OneTrueLove
>
Hiya Heather! welcome to the coolest place on the net. (this would
be a fellow newbie talkin'...;)  Stolen Kisses are Sweetest? I'm
tellin' ya, that's marvelous. and dangerous. more marvelous than
dangerous, though. 

and, just so  i can beat Sarah of the Strawberries/Her Tullness
to it, "..so i stole one kiss
        it was a near miss
        she looked at me like i was jack the ripper
        she leaned in close. "goodnight," was all she said..."
(Token Tull quote.  See .sig below, if ya still have questions...
well, it's just an inside joke...=)

anyway, feel free to be as crazy as anyone else here...
oh, and watch out for this guy sean, known to masquerade
as the Knight-Errant around here...just kiddin' Sean! hehehe

punchy, and there should be a law against letting Cheez Wiz on
the net at this hour...

cheers,
frank/Cheez Wiz
P.S. Anyone want a cheez ball? (Me or the food item? Or is there
a difference? ;)



--
"I'm shooting pool, Fats.  When I miss--*then* you can shoot."
                               --"Fast Eddie" Felson
"Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust."
                               -- Jethro Tull
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Subject: Re: ***Top-notch romantic movies?***
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:41:28 -0500 
 <1993Jan24.090655.15071@coe.montana.edu><1993Jan24.184331.6833@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>
Distribution: usa, world
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Have anyone mentioned "Roxanne" with Steve Martin and Daryl Hannah?
It's a modern adaptation of "Cyrano de Bergerac". I think it was
excellent. Especially the balcony scene. Or window, whatever...

RickI, the RoadRunner
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From: jennings@chainsaw.fishkill.ibm.com ()
Subject: Re: I'll Be There (Was: Who am I?)
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 19:59:21 GMT
Reply-To: jennings@chainsaw.fishkill.ibm.com ()
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM T.J. Watson Research Center

> 
> > > 
> > > Glad you decided to unlurk and stay bill!    Hope you land on
> > > some place nice and soft *grin*
> > 
> > Hmmmm. *smile*
> > maybe I'll be the world's first lap cat *grin*	
> > bill the cat snuggles on the couch next to the green eyed maiden *merp*
> > bill the cat....                             ....at wrj@vnet.ibm.com
> 
> Too late.  I already know three lap cats.

*sigh* yes, there does seem to be alot of felines around here. I guess
we'll just have to take turns *big grin* ( good thing there aren't many
rockin' chairs in this group!)

> [GRIN]  ONE of them has claws.

*OUCH* bill the cat would NEVER bear his claws ! *smile!*

bill the cat....nose in the air, trying to catch the scent of the
chocolate strawberry patch....
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From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: An official introduction...
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 09:48:50 GMT

gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson) writes:

>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>>>>I hope there are, Kai.  I wish I could get to a chat as well.  I missed
>>>>Clare and Ross in Canberra by a couple of days, so I'm essentially in
>>>>the same boat as you.  Not sure if I'll be able to save the cost of the
>>>>flight(s) to Indiana in time for the chat - Brisbane -> LA is $1200AUD
>>>>:-(  *then* I gotta get from LA to Lafayette!
>>
>>I'd expect closer to AUD$2000 for the round trip to Chicago, Rob.
>>Then you gotta get to Bloomington... not Lafayette, in this case. :-)

>Indianapolis is really closer to Bloomington, Ross.  But, you're
>right.  It will be expensive for you guys to come, but I still hope
>you make it Rob!!  :-)

Yep... I did know that! (Hasn't Lis told you about my Indiana geography
lessons!! :-) ) What I was meaning was that we would have to fly to
Chicago first.. which would be the major cost. You don't think we could 
get a direct flight from Oz to Indianapolis, do you?? :-)

Besides, I was probably also thinking of getting to Lafayette myself, in which
case Chicago is probably close to a similar distance. (I think)

--
Ross  (who now has 2 Indiana geography teachers :-)  )
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
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From: gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson)
Subject: Re: I'm baaaaaack.
Keywords: I was here before, I am here again.
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 22:06:34 GMT

Ross Mair bargains:
>gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson) writes:
>
>>"Now, Ross, what did I warn you about?  I'm going to have to do
>>something about this...but since your Lis' bodyguard I'll treat you
>>gently *mua hahahahahaha*"
>
>Ross breathes heavily with fear as he stares into Gemr's sparkling green eyes.
>She laughs wildly, in a frightening way... somewhat like Rip does.
>*shiver*
>He is about to turn and yell his lungs out for Lis... but notices those
>eyes again... and decides to take an unusual (and out of character) step...
>
>"Gemr, what lovely eyes you have. You look *so* sexy when you're angry."
>"I'd love to see what else you keep in your kitchen.... :-)  "
>
>Ross holds his breath, wondering if his words have bought him some time....

"Well, to begin with I think Blade has a pretty good laugh himself..he
taught me how *mua hahahahahaha*"

"Sexy??  Oh, Ross, you are really scared aren't you?  *grin*  As Lis
can tell you, we have assorted whips for punishment.  And of course we
have this wonderful vat of chocolate that's available, if you'd
prefer..."

"But, your punishment is up to Lis...HEY LIS!!"

Mary
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| /     )                                | gemr@netcom.com
|(   ____    ____   __      __   (\___   | aka GEMR
|(   \   )  (____) (  \)  (/  )  (    \) | Official RFA Sex'y to the Chat
| \_____/)_/(______/    \/    )__/       |  Hosts (Blade, Diana/Tyger)
|     "I know I have faults...being wrong is *not* one of them!"
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Email welcome%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
From: erisande@cherry.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I got an idea! *audience is stunned*
Date: 25 Jan 93 22:10:48 GMT
Organization: ARCP&D

rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
>erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Nowhere Man) writes:
>>gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson)
>
>>>Wanna make a bet?? *grin*  I've got a reallll interesting one, Erin!!
>
>>	Does this one have to do with chains, whips, and Lis in a
>>leather suit?
>
>What!! Lis in a leather suit???  :-)~~~~~
>Where was I at the time???  :-)

	Far, far away...  She was mine at the time.  ;)  Right Lis
babe?
			*Memories*  (as sung by Ren and Stimpy!)

						Erin -
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From: gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson)
Subject: Re: I got an idea! *audience is stunned*
Organization: Revenge, Inc.  "We do revenge *your* way"
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 16:14:34 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.155347.9059@sr.com> dks@srhqla.UUCP (Dave K. Sprow) writes:
>In article <1993Jan20.221145.16374@netcom.com> gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson) writes:
>>In article <C15xK8.7FF@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) writes:
I reveal:
>>We'll get them to you.  Definitely.  Many *fine* pictures of Drieux,
>>Diana, and a *reallll* cute one of Dave Sprow...*mua hahahahahaha*
>>
>
>CARFEUL!!  I have an image to protect!!

Image??  *mua hahahahahahaha*  Well, we'll see about that.  :-)

>Be very, very carfull, Mary.......
>I'll  be watching :-)

I'm *always* careful, Dave....watching?  How?  You live in
CALIFORNIA!!

Mary
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|  ,____                                 | Mary Epperson
| /     )                                | gemr@netcom.com
|(   ____    ____   __      __   (\___   | aka GEMR
|(   \   )  (____) (  \)  (/  )  (    \) | Official RFA Sex'y to the Chat
| \_____/)_/(______/    \/    )__/       |  Hosts (Blade, Diana/Tyger)
|     "I know I have faults...being wrong is *not* one of them!"
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From: erisande@cherry.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I got an idea! *audience is stunned*
Date: 28 Jan 93 00:55:27 GMT
Organization: ARCP&D

ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
>"Kryst the Philosopher" <erisande@cherry.ucs.indiana.edu> says:
>>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
>>>erisande@cherry.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
>>>
>>>>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
>>>>>
>>>>>What!! Lis in a leather suit???  :-)~~~~~
>>>>>Where was I at the time???  :-)
>>>
>>>>	Far, far away...  She was mine at the time.  ;)  Right Lis
>>>>babe?
>
>Ok, ok. I think it is more accurate to say "You were hers" at the
>time. You were Lis's official bodyguard but when you took it out of
>your sig I gues it left the field open. :)

	I guess so...  Sigh.  Looks like Ross wins that one, eh?

>>>Sheesh!! These young buggers who think they own everything!!
>>>No respect for their elders, I say!  :-)
>>
>>	WAIT A MINUTE!  I have PLENTY of respect for my elders.
>>Especially including the lady we call Lis here.  I expect your apology
>>for this attack on my personality!
>
>Really, Ross. a "young bugger"? Really, Erin, don't be so goddam
>touchy. AHHHHahaaahaaahaaa

	[Erin is stunned since he has never been yelled at by dad and
had abusive and dirty language mixed in.]  Uh...  Uh...  Wha...

>>>You've still got it, haven't you, Lis??
>>
>>	Yes, she has, I am sure.  And if it be of any importance, I
>>would enjoy spending more time with Lis if that would be possible.
>
>Got what? *sritch scratch* I think I got it too!!!

	;)  No.  You have Cooties...

>>Kryst - Lis' ORIGINAL and most adoring REAL bodyguard.  Just ask!
>>
>>	(Until this boy does a REAL bodyguard duty for Lis, _I_ am the
>>TRUE bodyguard.)
>
>I have to agree with Kryst, Ross. HE was the original and did actual
>bodyguard duty. He DID seem to enjoy the "task" significantly. :)
>Maybe the two of you can tender your qualifications and possible
>alternate Titles to me and I , as a non biased judge, will render
>final judgement on the actual Bodyguard title. I have to tell ya,
>Ross. Erin is waaaay ahead at the moment.

	[Erin looks confused]  First you yell at me, then you say I am
way ahead in the race.  Wow.  No wonder I have a complex.  Sheesh!

	'tis a wonderful world, eh?

	Ross, I want to hand you the job of protector and bodyguard
of Lis.  Me, being so young and innocent, should take a bit more time
and learn of the world around me.  You, being older and wiser, know
where you stand by now, since you have had a lot of time to see the
world.  Thus, you have been granted the great privilage of the title,
"Lis' Bodyguard."		*Bow*  *Hug*		Erin -
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: A Question of Innocence
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 15:18:37 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.072759.3039@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:
>
>>rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>>>verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:
>>>>>Too true!  In real life, I am just a shy innocent young man...
>>>>
>>>>MA chokes and coughs as she looks at Rip... "innocent? You?????"
>>>>MA rolls on the floor laughing wildly ;)
>>>
>>>What?!  What I say?  You above, or below as the case may present
>>>itself, should know how pure my mind is... ;-)
>
>>MA collapses helplessly giggling out loud.... she starts to
>>hyperventilate and passed out from lack of oxygen...
>
>Ross sees MA passing out from hyperventalation....
>He kneels down beside her, and starts to give her mouth-to-mouth
>resuscition until MA is breathing smoothly again.....

Now hold on there a sec Ross!  Are you *really* talking mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation, or mouth-to-mouth recreation?

rip(MA's Humble Slave.  (yes, I am so humble, so very humble, so very,
very, verwery humble!))
-- 
Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant
intelligence.
                -- Henrik Tikkanen
From: coei@cco.caltech.edu (Christopher K. Oei)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Just amazing!
Date: 24 Jan 1993 05:28:01 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: alumni.caltech.edu

So I was looking throught the personals in the San Francisco Weekly when
I spotted this incredibly poetic ad, and I thought I'd post it here.

Without further delay, the ad:

Enigmatic

is only one of the words she'd use to describe him.  Beautiful,
elusive, gifted and rare are others.  He is a man not easily
understood, nor easily predictable.  She is a woman fascinated
despite herself.  Something about the way his eyes seem to mirror
her every thought, (as if somehow, he's known her longer than
she's known herself) ... how his touch seems to reach her deep
in the center of her soul (as if his body was designed to
inspire sexual revelation) ... something about his enduring
presence has her reaching for him in the middle of the night,
even when he's not there.  Their connection seems mystical;
no matter how long they're apart, it always feels as if they're
instantly, effortlessly, back in touch, with pure, wordless
communication.  Never before has she felt this way, and she
knows that she wants to further explore these feelings of
reverence and erotic intoxication.  She'll gladly do anything
to continue their wonderful, magical connection, and with a
word from him, she'll be clay in his hands once again...


What can I say?  I'm impressed.  And tempted to answer it.

Wow,
-Chris

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