From: starkid@ddsw1.MCS.COM (Lance Sanders)
Subject: AMC: Godzilla UltraLite Update (c) 920911
Organization: EnviraForm
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 21:49:39 GMT


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      ***  Godzilla UltraLite Update --- Friday, September 11, 1992  ***
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                  "Quality Education --- With An Attitude"


                             Send in The Clowns
                                     Day
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                                 Storylines
                       (ranked by relative superiority)
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[B]      Gloria, bummed-out over the royal dissing she suffered at the
      hands of Scum Carter, and a "lack of defense" from Charlie, transports
      Chez Stuart for support. Pops, having just given his brother a new
      "90's look" and attitude (not), and lurking in the bedroom, uses the
      bedtable alarm clock to signal Stu in for a pep talk:
      "Hey. She got deep-sixed on the date, and now she's here for a 
       shoulder and sympathy. Don't give it to her. You're not a doormat."
         Stu goes back out and raises heck:
      "Gloria, I like cheering you up --- but that's not my job." Wooooo!

         Glo bites, and vows to make Stuart "feel as good as he's made her
      feel." She transports out for celebatory pizza. Adam: (singing)
      "That's the glory of, that's the story of love!"
         [Sigh. "Dough"n't it make you want to (fill-in-the blank)?]
         Adam promises that she'll be (singing) "bewitched, bothered and 
      bewildered" in no time. Stu: "I appreciate the help ---and the song
      titles--- but could you go now??" [Buh-ha-ha-ha-ha!]
 
         Later, while snarfing pizza, Glo goes into "June Cleaver" mode,
      announces "something changed for us tonight, Stuart", and lays her
      head submissively on his shoulder. [No anchovies for me, please...]



[C]      Brooke de-stresses a "in-frenzied-search mode-for-Hugo-clues" Edmund
      by donning a pair of "Groucho" glasses (brows + moustaches - a gift 
      from Porkchop), and affecting a dime-store psychoanalyst accent and
      hypnotist routine. She informs him that she wants to have a "Myrna
      Loy/William Powell" fight: the "we like each other, we're both on the
      same side, but you're getting on my nerves" kind 'o fight. :))))
      Ed bites, and they hit the town for Funtime. :)


      
[A]      Teen Party Time at the Chandler estate. Hayley sends Bri and T to
      the kitchen to get the eats (they break into a "Hans and Franz"
      routine: "Ya, dot's vat ve have muscles for!") and uses their 
      temporary absence to have a heart-to-heart with the Li-ster.
         They find common ground in dysfunction mothers (An Li: "...yeah,
      well prison's a heck of a lot closer than Malaysia..."), and hug
      and make up. B-Day cake is broken-out, The Song is sung, and Dix,
      having transported over to play "X blocks the square" against Adam's 
      pending interference in her love life, spots Bodine having a good
      'ol time w/Halo and tries to flee Dodge. Terrance intercepts, and
      tries to get Dix to stay for the "birthday/end-of-summer/Brian and
      Hayley getting back together" party. Whoops.
          Dix: (picking face off floor) "Well...you don't want an old lady
                in there..."
          T:   "You? An old lady? You look young enough to be someone's
                date in there!"     [Brumpt-TING!]

         Dix flees to Hal's, where she's immediately hit on, but rejects 
      the advance. She retrieves her wedding rings and bids the bartender
      "adios". Enter Brooke and Ed, who become the rings' proud new owners 
      (Brooke: "Hey, we take checks 'ya know..."). :)    
 [B & E set a date for their wedding over a couple of beers: 1st week in Nov.]
         A "more mature Dixie" returns home and runs into a "in fix-it 
      mode" Adam.

         Back Chez TeenCity, T and An Li log overtime to get Tink and Duh
      back together, getting each of them off in a corner and putting major
      spin on the day's events ("He still loves you"/"You've got to be in
      it to win it". Duh and Tink hit the dance floor, stare deeply into 
      each other's eyes and come close to swapping spit. The party breaks
      up, and Halo invites Bri "down to the boat house where we can REALLY
      talk...".

         Yes, folks, THAT boathouse...where Jr. was conceived...where the 
      Nut manhandled Trevor...where Porkchop and OldNat bopped their brains
      out...El Love Shack...Fertile Delta...Whappa Central...
         Will Brian, in (another) weak moment, (gasp) knock-up The Tink???!

         Good lord... [was: CLIFFHANGER!]




         In The News:   MOSCOW (AP)   Bones believed to be those of
         -----------    murdered Russian Czar Nicholas II and his family 
                        will be exhumed and flown to Britain on Tues. for
                        DNA testing. Genetic material from the bones will
                        be compared with the czar's living relatives to
                        conclusively identify the remains.




GEnie's Peek At The Soaps
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***Soap Opera News 9/11/92***

*As we mentioned earlier, Jean Le Clerc is leaving "All My Children" and 
*taking his Jeremy character to the town of Corinth and "Loving."  The last 
*airdate in Pine Valley is now set for mid-October.  Meanwhile, actor Larry 
*Keith who has once again arrived in Erica's life just as she was going 
*through some personal pain and anguish will exit on September 25. 



Up and Coming
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* Helga tries to deny it when Angelique tells Edmund the name Peggy Moody,
  a Marick servant.

* With Dimitri on another business trip, Jackson spends more time with
  Angelique. 

* Adam checks up on Dixie who resents his interference. 



Rankings
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[(c) All My Features, Inc. 1992]

 1 "The Young and the Restless" 
 2 "All My Children" 
 3 "As the World Turns" 
 4 "The Bold and the Beautiful" 
 5 "Guiding Light" 
 6 "General Hospital" 
 7 "Days of Our Lives" 
 8 "One Life to Live" 
 9 "Another World" 
 10 "Santa Barbara" 
 11 "Loving" 

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