HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO MARKIAN MILHOUSE GOOLEY
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 03:00:20 GMT


I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT EVEN LITTLE
JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL PUNKS ARE GETTING LAID.


IN K12.CHAT.JUNIOR Brian.Jones@f29.n105.z1.fidonet.org (Brian Jones) writes:
)I'm not solely obescessed with sports, I just like to play them.  I'm
)not like one of those guys who don't about anything but sex and
)sports. (Although my girlfriend is the greatest in bed!) I'm kinda
)feeling down today.  I got yelled at by three teachers.  One of which
)wants to kick me out of her class.  Oh well.  Love you.
)
)-Studmeistermajor
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Perhaps his secret is his studly computer handle.  Perhaps gooley,
you should find a studly computer handle.  How about:


	brewlygooley
	compusexmeister
	Morrissey

...carasso "just trying to be helpful..."

.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: alchemy@cs1.bradley.edu (verb dog)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Constitutional Questions, and liberalisms....
Date: 16 Oct 92 16:27:14 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.god.advocacy
Organization: salt of the earth in open wounds.

% []From tom@dvnspc1.Dev.Unisys.COM (Tom Albrecht)
% []Newsgroups: talk.religion.misc
% []Subject: Re: "I will make a helper suitable for him."
% []Message-ID: <1268@dvnspc1.Dev.Unisys.COM>

% [...]
% []Birth control is willful defiance.  It says, "I know exactly
% []what is best for me in this area, and I will not allow anyone
% [](including God) to control this specific area of my life."  In
% []essence it denies God sovereignty and lordship over the
% []procreative process, and it makes us idol worshippers.

What, isn't Tommie's god omnipotent?  How hard can it be
for an omnipotent god to put a hole in a condom or diaphragm?
Tommie's god is a wuss, Tommie's god is a wuss!

My god not only punctures rubbers, he 
slashes the tires of heathen unbelievers.

% []It is just as wrong to ignore the procreative aspect of
% []the creation mandate, as it is to ignore the dominion aspect.

Tommie's god demands B&D?

--
                                     War's good business so give your son
alchemy@cs1.bradley.edu              and i'd rather have my country die for me
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: swinging toad lavender
Keywords: porous, sinead, squeeze
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 18:45:18 GMT

As she climbed free of the car a shaft of grainy light came  
through the material of her skirt. The sillhouette of her legs
was quite pleasant and I was still revelling in the heady musk
of her lower quarters. Levering herself to her feet she stood
astride the opening in the ceiling and afforded me a delicious,
if neck cramping, view of her bottom. Life wasn't so bad after all.

She pulled a lever on the inside of the door and it opened slowly.
She stepped up through the door and turned to look down at me.
My sock squished as I shifted my weight. She insisted she would   
return and bring help. She parted saying she would make me feel 
better.

After what seemed an hour in the dim light of the elevator car 
I heard a scraping noise from above. I looked up to see a fellow in
coveralls descending toward me. I let out a sigh of relief but I
felt somehow uneasy. As his foot was about to touch the car above 
me a grating sound of metal on metal shook through the car. Before 
I knew it the brake had slipped and the car dropped three floors.
I know it was three because the little lights over the door 
flashed in quick succession.

Some time later a rope harness came through the opening above me
and I slipped it under my arms. Just as I tugged the rope to let ]
my rescuers know I was secure the car dropped out from beneath me 
and I had the sensation of flying up toward the ceiling and out  
into the open shaft. The car screeched as it dropped away and finally
crashed, the noise echoing painfully around me.

The workers tugged me slowly toward the open door. I caught my knees
sharply as I swung toward the safety of the floor. The pain was 
easily forgotten in the waves of relief that washed over me. I saw
her standing there looking upset and concerned with a bottle of
baby lotion in her hands. I took the scraps of photograph out of
my pocket, gave the torn face of the Pope a last once over and
dropped the pieces down the shaft. Fuck you Sinead.
From: mcsbc3ktp@dct.ac.uk (Kirk Potter)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Whats the point???????
Date: 13 Oct 92 14:10:51 +0100
Followup-To: misc.test,misc.jobs.offered,talk.bizarre
Organization: Dundee Institute of Technology

In article <1992Oct12.184207.14770@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
> In article <1992Oct12.160511.570@dct.ac.uk> mcsbc3ktp@dct.ac.uk (Kirk Potter) writes:
>>Can anyone tell me why BIC byro pens have a little hole in the side of them??
>>
>>#############################################################################
>># Kirk P at D.I.T. (Dundee Institute of Technology, Dundee, Scotland, U.K.) #
> 
> 	i would assume the little hole is to prevent the formation of a
> vacuum as the ink leaves the pen and marks the page. however, in your
> case, the small hole is for you fuck and screw all your live long days you
> ignorant bastard. piss off.  ciao, etc.
> 
> --
> 	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
>                "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
>                            please kill me now."
>                me, last month when i had a cc.utah.edu acct.


I take it in biochem they didn't teach you general courtesy....I would

call you every name under the sun, but unfortunately I wouldn't get away

with that and my account would probably be removed....so instead I will

just think what I could say to you.....

Does a Biochem Degree teach you how to grow brains??? If it does you

would do well to grow one for yourself....

With regards.......

#############################################################################
# Kirk P at D.I.T. (Dundee Institute of Technology, Dundee, Scotland, U.K.) #
#                                                                           #
# Janet    : mcsbc3ktp@uk.ac.dct                                            #
# Internet : mcsbc3ktp%dct.ac.uk@nsfnet-relay.ac.uk                         #
#                                                                           #
#############################################################################
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From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: SSC
X-Xxdate: Tue, 13 Oct 92 13: 52:26 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 12:44:20 GMT

Several, actually...

1)  I was disturbingly curious to see "my friend" !?!?! S. Franklin's moniker
in the author column this morning.
2)  I almost followed him up directly and injected some line noise into his
.sig.   Something like BLUE JAYS DROOL!  But I didn't.
3)  I have decoded (bad), viewed (worse), and saved (unforgivable) the .gif he
posted elsewhere of himself.  If Lance gets painted up much more, I may post
S. Franklin, inside out or something...  

Turning the *image* inside out would be a poor second, though.



1234567891123456789212345678931234567894123456789512345678961234567897123456789
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us                                       Avoid approach/avoidance...
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research    
123456789112345678921234.sig *still* under construction...961234567897123456789
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: looking for info
Date: 10 Oct 92 04:26:08 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN COMP.AI.EDU std_wauters@hg.uleth.ca writes:
)Does anyone have the e-mail address for anyone at
)the Catholic University of Leuven, Leuven, Belgium.
)I am trying to contact the AI Department there:
)The address I have (which does not work) is:
)	gery@blekul11oearn

OTHER POSSIBLE ADDRESSES TO TRY ARE:

	GERY@CONDOM.POPE.EDU
	GERY@PISS-CHRIST.JESUS.COM
	GERY@AIAI.CHRIST.GOV
	GERY@VICTORIAN.FIDONET
	GERY@ELIZA.SATAN.JESUS.BITNET
	GOOLEY@NETCOM.COM

.
...CARASSO "IT'S WORTH A SHOT"
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Artificial mechanisms for tree movement
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 17:25:29 GMT



In article <1992Oct15.131035.9398@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:

   Oh well, if one of the biotech labs has space available, I have an
   idea... I recently learned from some funky French documentary on the
   World of the Ants that, not only can an ant colony determine the
   shorter of two paths to a food source, BUT that ant colonies were
   capable of solving the Travelling Salesman problem. No information on

I use a big dog staked to the tree to solve my salesman problems.

   whether they were already solving NP-complete problems in polynomial
   time, but it did start me thinking that a little effort might supply
   us with an Ant-Based Parallel-Processing Computing system that was
   relatively resistant to thermal shock and ran on sugar water. 

What, not big green worms that turn into food pellets when they die?

   Anybody willing to sign up to set it up with TCP/IP?

Just think of the individual ants as the UDP and the rest is academic.


jv <- "using Camponicus at the physical layer"




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: live! dream
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 19:24:08 GMT

I had a dream this morning during snooze
period number 2. All's I remember about it
is that Regis & Kathie Lee were in it.
Maybe I should start watching again.
-- 
, jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: >>> BAD BOY <<<
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 01:06:56 GMT

IN K12.CHAT.ELEMENTARY guest@voyager3.sdsu.edu (Guest User) writes:
)I was a bad boy last night and fucked my girlfriend in the ass as she
)screamed in pain. what should I do to make it up to her ?
)
)Markian Gooley
)


it's amazing what you can do with a guest account these days...

roger, classic coke

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 1st debate
Date: 12 Oct 92 08:22:17 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
George:  Uh m-m-m-mandatory spending ta-ta-ta-tax and spend buhdee 
	 buhdee buhdee that's all for me, folks!

---
c j silverio
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Oops
Date: 14 Oct 1992 04:38:26 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-19.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <160002@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> kingsley@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com  
(Kingsley Morse) writes:
> Oops! My apologies for posting my previous "Please Help" survey to this
> group. It was an honest mistake and won't happen again.
> 
> Kingsley

I too can play the followup game. It's easy, pick at least three articles
by different authors and make a mindless babble babble babble.

The simplicity of it comes from the ease that the diarrhea spills from
my mouth.

--
Do I pass the Touring Test?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Rejected Carnival Attractions
Organization: Rice University
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 23:27:27 GMT

The Whirl-A-Boot
The Hall of Presidents Pro Tem
Mudslide!
Pummel the Circus Geek
Stun the Stoat and Win a Prize!
The Hall of Dyslexia
Kaptain Klown's Naughty Balloon Tricks
Tip the Octogenarian
The Strong Man Pulls His Groin
Haunted Stud-Farm
Out-Gas the BeanMan
Guess the Number of Japanese Tourists

and, of course,

The Tunnel of Pathos



HWRNMNBSOL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: The HATE: thanks for trying...
Organization: No Smoking No Eating No Drinking
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 21:11:09 EDT


that's not hate
that's long, drawn out, and rather boring

"that's not writing, that's typing"
(thanks mr capote)

i wish i could comment more on your
hardspent and heartfelt effort, but like i said

it's long drawn out and rather boring
and i don't read those

thanks all the same


handel "now isn't this a whole lot more fun?"
From: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM (Tom Hopkins)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Words I'd like to see used more often in American sitcoms
Date: 13 Oct 92 01:00:04 GMT
Reply-To: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: nemesis.east.sun.com

apostatic declension
From: small@turing.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small)
Newsgroups: ucla.rumor,talk.bizarre
Subject: I have no joke
Date: 13 Oct 92 05:59:32 GMT
Followup-To: ucla.rumor,talk.bizarre
Organization: Laserama: Programming and Civil Insurection Division

I have no joke, I just like saying

"I have to change into something more confortable to lie down in."


--- Name the Cafe Cashier contest . . .

-- 
DoD# 2024   -Aluminum that is . . .    | If it's good enough for airframes,
                                       | it's good enough for my EX-500.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Welcome to talk.bizarre!  (Monthly Posting)
Date: 14 Oct 92 18:37:44 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Distribution: world,planet-newb,elsewhere
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <12Oct92119f2prt@tbsc.org>, tbsc@volcano.tbsc.ORG (talk.bizarre Steering Committee) writes:
> VI. Catchphrases never to be used.
> 
> This is a trick section. No catchphrase, from any source, is ever to be
> used. Unless you really want to and don't mind being flamed back to the
> stone age. Some catchphrases never to be used:
> 
> - And that's why I had to kill them all.
> - Been there, done that
> - By the Holy Claws of Klortho the Magnificent, this IS a fine morning!
> - Cut it out, nj
> - Cut it out, Roger
> - Die, rat bastard
> - Go jump in a goddam volcano, you fucking cave newt
> - [Just about anything] IN BED!
> - Smegma rich
> - There is no Cabal
> - We seem to have a new catchphrase on our hands
> - Welcome to talk.bizarre. Now, FUCK OFF (TM)
> - You are an asshole. Shut the fuck up
> - You spelled 'pieces' wrong

Never mind that. Do you .....?

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: direct quote
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 15:42:12 GMT

In article <1b0cb2INNl41@uwm.edu>, grendel@csd4 (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
}*The RAMONES are doing a SIT-DOWN show??
}
}You goober.  There isn't a single group in the world that does a sit-down
}show.  The seats are there just so you have a place to sit and pass the
}time before the show, so you'll you'll be well rested for when the real
}action starts.


SHIT! Then what happened to the FLOOR???




greg., Mark is the only one allowed to call me "goober"
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: dream analysis
Date: 9 Oct 92 16:18:51 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


Me and my ex were on the set for Gilligan's Island.  Sherwood Schwartz
was wearing bermuda shorts and a crinkly avuncular smile, handing out
drinks with pink umbrellas in them.  My ex said she had to quit the
show to devote more time to her kids.  After she left, everyone was
murmuring about what a great person she is, how devoted to her family,
etc.  I sat on the bleachers next to the island set and thought: what
a bunch of brown-nosing pansies...

--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"  -R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Personal Angst About SAT Scores
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 17:48:31 GMT

In article <BvxIB1.ECM@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>I took them twice.  You can have my extra scores if you want, since I never
>got to use them.  I'll throw in a free 11/780 in the bargain, too.

I thought 11/780 *were* your SAT scores...

				--Blair
				  "I'd put my corpus callossum
				   up against yours, anyday."
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 15 Oct 92 08:36:09 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <ekBNsB5w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu>, dascoser@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (david serchay) writes:
> 
> Actually you're thinking of Star Trek Annual (V2) #2, which told about 
> Kirk's acadadmy days. He, along with classmate Winston Kyle, pull thaat 
> trick on Finnegan.
> The actual trick was, beaming him during his Kobioshi Maru test, not 
> reconfiguring him at their end (so he would't realise he's been 
> transported) and the sending him back to the test minus any "non-organic" 
> substances (ie. his clothes).

Where he presumably died immediately from chronic dehydration.

Jason

> Dascoser
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 12:20:15 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.155759.14841@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe (Rob Dobson) writes:

}3) greg nowak is an asshole who takes t.b. too seriously, and gets offended
}by a harmless and actually funny joke. I dont know why I havent killfiled
}him yet.

This is only  one of many, many things you do not know.

I'm sure the rest of the group would be very interested to hear what
you consider "harmless and actually funny jokes" about women, gays,
African-Americans, and other underprivileged groups.

}greg is starting to sound like enigles, mr. "Killfiles are a form of
}censorship"

Not much of a leap for someone who follows the kneejerk-PC litmus test
for civil rights violations. I've never said any such thing about
killfiles. I would even encourage you to put me in yours -- if you can
figure out how to do so. 


--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 92 15:44:52 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> "I *still* can't drive a car with a manual transmission."

That's nothing.  I can't drive a car at all.

And you know what?  I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.


mathew
-- 
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums weren't they?"
 -- George Bush, during a tour of Auschwitz, 1987-09-28

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Cross-matching the candidates
Summary: That political thing again
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 19:48:22 GMT

This will be my last pre-election political article on t.b (unless of
course Clinton follows up a Bush answer with "IN BED!" or the Ideal Order
manages to get one of the candidates to gouge their eyes out on camera).
Match column A with Column B. No fair using item B3 for all three. PV

A - Candidate's opinion on the deficit        B - Ideology
--------------------------------------        ------------
B. We don't have a problem at all; the        1. Liberal
   nay-sayers are making it up

C. We have a big problem that can only        2. Conservative
   be half-solved in four years

P. We have a monstrously huge problem,        3. Hare-brained
   but it can be wrapped up in a neat
   package and solved by Christmas


P.S. (Just one this time) My definition of Stupid for this week: The
     _Quantum_Leap_ fans in rec.arts.sf.tv complaining that the VP
     debate will preempt their favorite show tomorrow. I considered
     following up to suggest a combination of the two (Sam leaps into
     Dan Quayle) but I couldn't think of anything that wouldn't cause
     Rob Dobson to post his "HAW HAW" formula response. And rightfully so.

-- 
Paul Vader           Systems Analyst, semi-lurker, Rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us   ex-Zen poet, FOAF, and bleeding-heart liberal
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Because You asked Nicely
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 04:07:42 GMT

jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
] 
] So, drieux, why do you post?


Would You Believe to Fight the Spread of Godless Communism?


ciao
drieux




-- 
Modern Day Problems:

Don't Just Rock the Vote
Kick OUT THE JAMS!
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: reading cj's posts
Date: 13 Oct 1992 04:17:16 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-18.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1bce6iINNavj@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J  
Silverio) writes:
> ---
> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
> |you two are gonna make me puke.
> 
> Go ahead and puke.  Why should I care?

Well I probably missed something as usual, but it shows that you care
somewhat when you post three followups to the same line.

Of course, no offense intended, honorable goddess.
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Road trip
Date: 12 Oct 1992 19:17:40 GMT
Organization: bla bla bla
NNTP-Posting-Host: 141.211.162.10

In article <1992Oct11.205919.7173@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:
>
>Wait a minute!  You mean that weirdo we hung out with was mjd?
>No wonder he only babbled incoherently every time I asked about 
>the butt harp.
>
>Dammit Arthur, you told me you'd take me to Philly to see Richh.
>I want my $50 back, you weasel.  And you can just forget about 
>that date with my sister.  Deal's off!

No, i told you i'd take you to philly to get rich.  You were the
one with the lame excuses when we asked you where the drugs were.

i already roadtripped with richh last spring, a visceral exper-
ience i care not to repeat.

AjD
and then we kill
all the sports editors
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams)
Subject: WEIGHTLIFTING GLOVES
Originator: adw3345@ultb
Reply-To: adw3345@ultb.rit.edu ()
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 19:05:20 GMT


 My roomate gave me his old pair of leather weightlifting gloves.
They are black and made of leather. They are well worn but comfortable.
I had them in my backpack here in the computer lab so I put them on. I
wonder if they make me look more macho as I type in my programming lab.
Do people think I'm a power typer and can type 200 words per minute,
hence the gloves, or do they just look strange, like I have a germ
phobia or something?

 The gloves don't make it easier to type, and no one seems to be too
impressed. I guess I'll have to take up weightlifting or something to
make full use out of them.


 Or use them to power eat donuts from the Drunken Donuts box.

                                                 
                                                Derrick

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