From: nguyend@netcom.com (Quang Dinh)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [MISC] Chuye^.n cho' me`o be^n VN
Date: 18 Aug 92 21:10:42 GMT
Reply-To: nguyend@netcom.com

> 



> > 
> > 	Nay, co' nghe anh ba.n ve^` Vie^.t Nam tha(m nha`, va` ke^? la.i
> > mo^.t so^' chuye^.n ddau lo`ng nhu+ chuye^.n ngu+o+`i ta ca^u cho' . Ca^u nhu+
> > ca^u ca' va^.y . Xin mie^~n ba`n ve^` chuye^.n ve^` VN vi` ly' do gi` .
> > DDa.i kha'c la` anh na`y kho^ng co' ke^? nhu+~ng chuye^.n sung su+o+'ng
> > nhu+ nhie^`u ngu+o+`i ke^? la.i . Co' le~ mo^~i ngu+o+`i co' mo^.t ca'i nhi`n
> > kha'c cha(ng ?


   Hi ba.n LTV!

   Ca^u chuye^.n ba.n Linh ke^? vu+`a ro^`i la` thie^.t 100%, tui xin
  la`m chu+'ng ddie^`u ddo'.  Kho^ng pha?i la` chuye^.n ba.n Linh bia.
  ra dda^u. So^' la` nhu+ va^`y:

   Weekend vu+`a ro^`i, tui va` va`i netters nu+~a le^n chua` Kim So+n
 ga^`n San Jose , o+? ddo' chu'ng tui co' ga<.p 1 ngu+o+`i mo+'i tu+`
 VN ve^`. Anh ta co' ke^? nhu+~ng chuye^.n o+? VN. Trong ddo' co'
 chuye^.n vi` ddo'i qua' ne^n na.n ba<'t cho' xa?y ra nhu+ co+m bu+~a
 Ma` ba^y gio+` ( o+? Hue^') ho. ba<'t cho' ba<`ng ca'ch ca^u cho'
 chu+" kho^ng co' du`ng tho`ng lo.ng chi.t co^? nu+~a.

    Tui chi? chu+'ng minh chuye^.n ba.n Linh no'i la` su+.thu+.c , ngoa`i
 ra tui kho^ng co' y' gi` kha'c.

  Gooday!

nguyend.


> > 
> > 	To^i nghe no'i to+'i "ca^u cho'" kho^ng kho?i tha('c ma('c ho?i anh 
> > a^'y lie^`n:
> > 
> > 	- "Ca^u cho' la`m sao ? Sao pha?i ca^u nhu+ va^.y ?" 
> > 
> > 	- "Thi` ba('t kho^ng ddu+o+.c mo+'i ca^u,"  Anh a^'y tra? lo+`i .
> > 		"Ho^m a^'y to^i ddi cho+i ve^`, nghe nha` no'i con cho' va`ng
> > 		o+? nha` bi. ca^u ma^'t, to^i cu~ng nga.c nhie^n nhu+ chu'
> > 		va^.y . Tha(`ng em to^i mo+'i ke^? ra(`ng la` con cho' nha`
> > 		mi`nh kho^n la('m . No' chi? ddu+'ng trong ra`o su?a ra tho^i .
> > 		Va^.y ne^n ho. tro`ng tho`ng lo.ng kho^ng ddu+o+.c . Nhu+ng
> > 		khi ho. ddem cu.c thi.t ra nhu+~ thi` con cho' no' ham,
> > 		nha?y ra ddo+'p . DDo+'p thi` bi. ca^u luo^n ."
> > 
> > 	- "Va^.y ..." to^i va^~n tha('c ma('c, "thi` la` nhu+~ no' cho+' dda^u
> > 		pha?i ca^u ?"
> > 
> > Anh no'i:
> > 	- "Va^.y mo+'i no'i . Ca^u nhu+ ca^u ca' va^.y . Co' ca^`n, co' da^y
> > 		va` co' lu+o+~i ca^u, mo'c va`o cu.c thi.t dda`ng hoa`ng .
> > 		Cho' VN ma`, da.o na`y co' con na`o ddu+o+.c a(n thi.t ?
> > 		Tha^'y thi.t thi` o^ng to^? ba ddo+`i nha` no' no' cu~ng 
> > 		ddo+'p . Ba'c Ho^` no' cu~ng da'm ta'p luo^n cho+' 
> > 		ddu+`ng no'i cu.c thi.t cha.y so+` so+` tre^n ma(.t ddu+o+`ng."
> > 
> > 	- "Ghe^ qua'", to^i kho^ng kho?i ru`ng mi`nh tu+o+?ng tu+o+.ng ca?nh
> > 	 	con cho' ddo+'p cu.c thi.t, ma('c lu+o+~i ca^u va` bi. ke'o 
> > 		ddi . "Cha('c no' ke^u du+~ la('m ..."
> > 
> > Anh nga('t lo+`i:
> > 
> > 	- "Ta^`m ba^.y! Kho^ng ke^u ddu+o+.c mo^.t tie^'ng . Co' tha(`ng em no'
> > 		la la`ng thi` co' . Nhu+ng cho`m xo'm dda^u co' ai da'm ra
> > 		cha^.n ma^'t te^n ca^u cho' . Tie^.m thi.t ca^`y la`m a(n co'
> > 		gia^'y phe'p, co' Co^ng An Phu+o+`ng la`m ho^. pha'p thi` 
> > 		cho' nha` ho. chu+a cha('c ho. da'm ra la . Con cho' ddau 
> > 		nghie^'n, bi. lo^i ddi se^`n se^.t ba(`ng xe honda. DDe^'n
> > 		lu'c kho^ng co`n da~y du.a ddu+o+.c nu+~a ma` . Vi` cho' ta'p
> > 		lu+o+~i ca^u, nuo^'t va`o bu.ng, ne^n no' co`n ta'p la.i 
> > 		ddu+o+.c , kho^ng xuo^'ng go+~ lu+o+~i ca^u ddu+o+.c .
> > 		Ma` cha('c ho. cu~ng so+. chu? cho' . Ne^n ke'o no' to+'i 
> > 		tie^.m thi.t Ca^`y thi` no' cu~ng che^'t gia^'c ro^`i . 
> > 		Lu'c ddo' cha('c mo+'i ri`nh ri`nh dda^.p no' che^'t ro^`i 
> > 		la`m thi.t . No' ma` co`n so^'ng thi` no' co`n ta'p ddu+o+.c , 
> > 		kho^ng pha?i nhu+ du`ng tho`ng lo.ng dde^? ba('t no' ."
> > 
> > 	Nghe qua ca^u chuye^.n, to^i tha^'y ro+.n ngu+o+`i . Lu+o+ng ta^m
> > con ngu+o+`i ta xuo^'ng tha^'p dde^'n nhu+ va^.y sao ? DDa~ dda`nh ra(`ng
> > hoa`n ca?nh kha'c , tho+`i ddie^?m kha'c . Nghe^` ddi ca^u cho' cha('c
> > cu~ng la` mo^.t ca'i nghe^` nhu+ mo.i nghe^` kha'c . Ngu+o+`i ta cha^'p 
> > nha^.n va` tro+ ra ddo' dde^? cha^'p nha^.n . Nhu+ng xem mo^.t sinh va^.t
> > che^'t ddau ddo+'n nhu+ va^.y ma` to^'i ngu? nha('m ma('t ddu+o+.c, thi`
> > chi? co' o+? ddi.a ngu.c mo+'i co' ca?nh ddo' .
> > 
> > 	Anh ba.n co`n no'i the^m:
> > 
> > 	- "Nghe tha(`ng em co`n no'i, cho' ke'o tha(?ng dde^'n tie^.m, bi. 
> > 		dda^.p ca'i bo^'p tre^n dda^`u, chu? tie^.m ddu+a tie^`n
> > 		cho "tho+. ca^u" ro^`i "tho+. ca^u" ddi ba('t con kha'c ..."
> > 
> > 	To^i kho^ng tra'ch nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i ddi ca^u cho' , du` ddie^`i ddo'
> > cu~ng la` ddie^`u ta`n a'c, ngay ddo^'i vo+'i su'c va^.t . To^i kho^ng tra'ch 
> > o^ng ha`ng thi.t, vi` o^ng ta la`m ca'i nghe^` ddo^` te^? . To^i cu~ng
> > kho^ng tra'ch nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i dde^'n nha^.u nhe.t o+? ca'c qua'n thi.t
> > ca^`y, du` chi'nh ho. la` nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i tru+.c tie^'p tie^u thu. . 
> > 
> > 	To^i chi? buo^`n ra(`ng xa~ ho^.i VN nga`y nay, con ngu+o+`i ta ti`m
> > que^n nhie^`u ho+n la` ti`m nho+' . Uo^'ng xi. dde^' nha^'m mie^'ng thi.t
> > ca^`y dde^? que^n ddi qua' khu+'. DDi nha?y dda^`m ha`ng nga`y, ddie^`u ma`
> > ngay o+? A^u My~ cu~ng kho^ng co' la`m, du` ban nga`y la`m vie^.c la(.c va(.c
> > gi` ddo' qua nga`y, dde^? que^n ddi tu+o+ng lai . Bia o^m, cafe o^m, kem o^m,
> > kaharaoke o^m, etc. dde^? que^n ddi hie^.n ta.i .
> > 
> > 	DDu+`ng no'i ra(`ng to^i kho^ng muo^'n hie^?u nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i ve^`
> > VN dde^? tha(m gia ddi`nh . Ai co' cha me. gia`, co' tha^n nha^n quye^'n
> > thuo^.c, ve^` dde^? thu xe^'p chuye^.n nha`, ve^` vi` chuye^.n hie^'u dde^?,
> > ddo' la` ca'i bo^?n pha^.n la`m ngu+o+`i . To^i kho^ng cho^'ng . Nhu+ng ddu+`ng
> > ve^` chi? dde^? ddem ddo^ My~ ra so ro^`i no'i be^n ddo' re~ la('m . He^'t
> > tie^`n ddo^ ro^`i thi` ddo+`i so^'ng ma('c la('m ca'c ba.n a. . DDu+`ng ve^`
> > chi? dde^? tha^'y ca'c pho`ng tra` ca nha.c, dde^? a(n cho+i , tha^'t ddu+'c
> > la('m ca'c ba.n a. . Ne^'u ca'c ba.n cho ra(`ng nhu+ va^.y la` qua' khi'ch,
> > thi` to^i cu~ng cha(?ng bie^'t no'i sao la` ho+n . Ne^'u ca'c ba.n vie^.n co+'
> > ddi du li.ch ddem tie^`n ve^` cho ngu+o+`i Vie^.t, thi` ho'a ra tha(m gia
> > ddi`nh, cha me., co^ ba'c, ho. ha`ng, no' kho^ng quan tro.ng ba(`ng ca'i
> > pho`ng tra`, qua'n bia o^m sao ?
> > 
> > 	Tro+? la.i chuye^.n cho' me`o . To^i xin anh Nguyen Kim ddu+`ng 
>                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> > co' ma('ng chu+?i ca'c anh Lyxuan va` Longan va` so sa'nh ho. nhu+ cho' me`o .
>   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> > Cho' me`o nhu+ chuye^.n to^i ke^? tre^n dda'ng thu+o+ng la('m, kho^ng pha?i la`
> > ca'i chuye^.n mi`nh ddem ra so sa'nh ddu+o+.c . 
> 
> Thi` ra Tra^`n Linh cu`ng chung mo^.t lo` vo+'i chu'ng no'! Mo^.t tha(`ng thi`
> dda'nh mo^.t tha(`ng thi` gia? bo^. can thie^.p. Bi? o^?i qu'a! Cu?ng ddu+o+.c!
> tu+` tu+` ro^`i chu'ng bay cu?ng xa lu+o+'i cu?a tao tho^i.
> 
> DDe^? giu+? danh sa'ch cho ddu+o+.c ro? ra`ng...
> 
> 	Te^n cu?a nhu+?ng con cho'...dde? trong ba(ng Tu' Xua^'t
> 	Tra'i ta'o kho^ng bao gio+` ro+'t qu'a xa go^'c ca^y!
> 	Va^.y thi` co' the^? go.i chu'ng bay la` ba(ng cho' dde? !
> 
>         Tu' Xua^'t, Bac Ho, Pluto@hb1, Kim Nguye^~n va` Mike Tra^`n
> 	dde^`u la` Tu' Xua^'t! va` Tu' Xua^'t co' te^n cu'ng co+m la`
> 	Tua^'n Nguye^~n...
> 
> 	Co' le? Tu' Xua^'t dde? ra(my? co' danh tu+` la` bowel movement)
> 	Tra^`n Tha'i Linh vi` hai te^n na^`y lo+`i le? kho^ng kha'c nhau!
> 	
> 	Con cho' DDK(Khoa) 
> 
> 	Con cho' Chris Chu(Nguye^.n)
> 
> 	Ne^'u ddanh sa'ch cu?a "Bang Cho' DDe?" co`n thie^'u so't thi`
> 	nhu+?ng con cho' dde? co`n so't la.i co' the^? tu+. ghi danh.
> 
> HandsomeStranger.........
> 
> > 
> > 	Linh
> 
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