HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 01:04:39 GMT

hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:

>In article <ins450m.721474703@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>
>>>In article <ins450m.721290921@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>[toooo big to keep]
>>>>
>>>>>> 
>>>>>no, I'm not up a mountain. I'm rather down-to-earth. Now that you
>>>>>displayed a chemical knowledge of a woman, can you give a physical
>>>>>description? Of me? No? Well, then, why don't you invite me down to
>>>>>your lab and I can educate you in the properties of a really dangerous
>>>>>and extremely enduring specimen of a beautiful female that makes all
>>>>>the others turn green?
>>
>>>green?  erm...no, just my irises.  
>>ARGH!!! That sounds familiar!!!
>it does?  er....well, it doesn;t to me.  i didn't
>sleep last night (draw yr own conclusions) so i may be a bit
>incoherent, but hey--isn't that what i'm here for?
Silly leather thing - yeah, my favorite thing's eyes also go
bright green when she's....um.... you know....

>>>heather aka though it would go nicely with my hair...
>>Eccles aka Are you a redhead at both ends ;>
>umm, i dunno whether i wanna tell you or not.
>why don't you come over here and have a look?
Where did you say you lived?

>leather aka who needs panties anyway?
Eccles aka Well, not a lot of point if you keep taking them off.
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumby humor.
Date: 23 Nov 92 14:30:12 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

-----------I (that is me [Saint] what's talking now) WROTE THIS!!!!------------
I can't see anything!!!!!!!
 
Chrymanthesums!!!!!!!
 
My brain hurts, too!!!!!!
 
						I need a new hanky.
						Saint.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

>>>I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together!!!!!!!!1
>>
>>When I was young, we used to entertain ourselves by singing songs by
>>the fireplace and banging brickes against our heads.
>:wakes up again.
>"When I was young, we entertained ourselvs by singing songs in the\
>fireplace and banging someone else's head against a brick :)
>:grins foolishly
>"I need something to do.
>"Would someone like to help me install UNIX?  <kludge><kludge><link><link>

I'll help ... but only if I can watch. (Saint)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: The deadliest joke in the world
Organization: The Hexagon
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 01:33:38 GMT

Samuel Fischer (fischers@Informatik.TU-Muenchen.DE) wrote:
: nieboer@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Doctor Gonzo) writes:
: 
: >	This may be old news, but I need a translation of the deadliest 
: >joke etc....I have the German version, but, being German-illiterate, I
: >can't understand a word. So here it is:
: 
: >	Q: Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer?
: >	A: Ya! (sp?) Beigerhund das oder Flipperwaldt gersput!!
: 
: >Thanks
: 
: Being no german illiterate ... here is the very accurate translation :
: 
: 	Q: whan is the nawnstuw tak and smithidip?
: 	A: jes! (sp?) bruwnidog the or Flipperforestd sparken!!
: 
: I hope I was able to help;)
: 
OK Sammy. Can you translate this into German?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

David B.
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex again...
Date: 16 Nov 92 03:21:11 GMT
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet's message of 13 Nov 92 15:32:58 CSTLines: 45

In article <1992Nov13.153258.3961@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

.If I may have your attention for a few minutes please.

.Thank you.

	.It has come to my attention that several people are becoming
.rather bored by the continuous talk about--you guess it--SEX. 
.I cannot exactly blame them; after all, we probably all started
.reading this newsgroup because it was funny in its own silly way and
.completely unserious. 

Naw, I started reading it 'cuz my mommy made me.  I never liked
alt.fan.monty-python!  I just wish you'd leave me alone!  I CAN'T
STAND IT ANY MORE!  STOP STARING AT ME!  I'M NOT AN ANIMAL! I AM A
HUMAN BEING! I'M GOINT GO TAKE A LIFE!  AARRRGGGGGGG!!!

	.I believe we have carried this a bit too far, or perhaps not
.far enough, it doesn't really matter which. I would like, however, to
.hear your opinions as to whether we should:
		.1. Keep up the sex talk

I can't keep up with it, you keep using all those long words.

		.2. Tone it down and leave in insinuations and such

How about toning and insemination?  We can leave out the `down in such'.

		.3. Rule it out completely

You're already trying to rule, why bother asking us?

	.We will, of course, be speaking more about Python and using
."pythonian" humor more, right? RIGHT??? Yes, we will.

	.I personally don't care if we do/don't talk about it. 
Then why did you ask?

.post your responses here during next week.

.Thanks.

.Gina
Dan aka Your welcome,
        George
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: the positioning of officials
Date: 20 Nov 92 20:50:13 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <168A5C606.J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de>, J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de writes:
> In article <1992Nov18.115823.843@blurt.oswego.edu>
> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke) writes:
>  
>>
>>In article <BxvoF0.3sn@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>I've had it with this newsgroup and a certain executive officer making
>>>>unfounded allegations.  Later, folks.  I apologize to everyone who was not
>    ^^^^^^^^^
> I plead to set up an alt.fan.monty-python court to settle this and the
> the problems to come| (That would make the newsgroup complete: We have
> then a VP with an administration and a leader of the loyal fa^Horces,
> a parliament and a court system| What else do we need?)
Unfortunately for you, this matter has been settled out of court.
>  
> If you need an impartila judge: Here I am |
We could, perhaps, retain your services for later emergencies?
>  
>>>>involved in such a waste of time and space.
>>>
>>> Hold on. Remember this is Usenet and all things said on here
>>> are for the most part NOT serious or real. Except the part
>>> about me and Ginain the shower.....
>>>
>>>>Meredith taking a long vacation

>>> Jester aka we will miss you.

Gina aka who else wants an official position?
>>> --
>>> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent
>>> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of
>>> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.
>>> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
>>
>>I'm done having a hissy now.  You didn't think you could get rid of me so
>>easily, did you?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: python meets the overlords
Date: 19 Nov 92 17:36:31 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

May I have your attention please.
You know why?
'Cause I just LOVE attention!!!

NO really.
If any of you are interested--or disinterested--in looking for another
place to post--
		try alt.overlords
as one alternative.

I got the idea for the "alt.overlords" for Jester, but whatever is
posted there is up to the postee and not the poster or the posted.

This is an experiment in involvement and is only in the testing and
experimentational stages. 

I personally would like to see this fly and am willing to do
everything I can to make it work. Even to have semi-fair elections,
though I don't want it to be too boring.

Consider it an extension of a.f.m-p.

Come on, you buggers, give it a go!!
You might even find a *goer* or two there!!!

Gina aka new innovative ideas at work

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Organization: The Hexagon
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 04:33:58 GMT

T.F. Eccles (ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
: >>>>Wot you say we're all joint pres?
: >>Which joint? 
: >JOINT? I DIDN'T INHALE!!!!
: >Sorry... you want some?
: No, no - I'm driving. Sheep. Accross the northern range, towards
: Towoomba.

Sheep on the Darling Downs? No time for a geography lesson now but you may
like to consider that statement.
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: scripts
Date: 21 Nov 92 00:52:50 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)


	In article <1992Nov18.111438.8808@iscsvax.uni.edu> 
	coppinge8817@iscsvax.uni.edu did say :

->Hey, there python fans, 
->        Just thought i'd drop in for a bit...  i now have cheese shoppe and
->will post it to the group if i get a reply within 48 hours.  i will also post
->bruces, and norwegian blue.  you have two days to request.  
You may as well post them. It may create some controversy. However, I will
say this much, I would have thought most of the people in this silly
newsgroup would already have all the mentioned scripts, if not every
MP script.
->
->                                MERF.
Pag aka the man with no alcohol.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jester & Gina sitting in a tree, K_I_S_SI_N_G
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:20:08 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>In article <1992Nov17.010105.19887@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
>> Whipper-snapper?  I beg your pardon.  I was being silly on a computer
>> when you were knee-high to Ramsey Macdonald!  But enough of this gay
>> banter.  What I still want to know is what is the point of picking up
>> your boxer shorts.  I still don't see it at all.
>> 
>> Richard M. Nixon
>> Not the President of the United States
>Do you really want them lying on the floor? 
Depends - are you still in them>

Eccles aka I need some practise
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: All Right!! Cease Fire!!!!!
Date: 16 Nov 92 04:28:53 GMT
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie's message of 13 Nov 92 12:02:08 GMTLines: 27

In article <sprooney.721656128@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
.>ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION
.YESSIR!


.>I am extremely sorry that I ever started any of this "sleazy" nonsense.  I
.>started reading this group to enjoy some silliness and a nice tin of Spam every
.>once in a while, and now I'm quite bored with the whole thing.  I refuse to
.>post anything else having to do specifically with this stupidity.  Things have
.>gotten a bit carried away.
.Well leave that pick-up truck alone then!

.>I am quite willing to admit that our esteemed vice-president Gina is the
.>world's foremost sexpert if it will shut everyone up.  Let's get back to some
.>real Python trains of thought and let this topic die or else move it to
.>alt.sex.  
.Sounds good to me... Um... how's life?

.>Gina, I apologize for arguing with our VP elect.  Please don't have me executed
.>for treason.  
.Aaaaaw. You're no fun anymore!

I object!  I'm more fun than I ever was, and I've never been to Brazil!

.>Meredith the Bored and (Hopefully Temporarily) Pythonless
.MNSio AyQuayAyee Aaaaw. Pauvre.
Dan aka Pardon?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Jester is bragging again....
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 13:46:47 GMT

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>|>>>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
>>>|>>>Court Jester aka if you say so.....
>>>|>>J Seam aak so!
>>>|>JReste aka grrr.......I want to be an airbourne ranger
>>>You want to be a fair haired major?
>>No. I want to be a red-headed stranger
>You mean you want to own a red-headed stranger

Yeah....some cute chick on  the side of the road
hawking the worlds oldest profession....

Politics....

>>>chestnutt aka i'll bet you'ed be cute
>>Jester aka that is what she said after i HAD her
>eCcles aka Liar liar pants are on fyre
Jester aka yeah..after she lit them on fire with desire....
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: party
Keywords: drink
Date: 20 Nov 92 17:08:05 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00391-346dan.eos.ncsu.edu


Bring hither the Watnies Red Barrell, a tremondous tin of spam, and an 
incredibally huge vat of lemon curry. I just took an early exam, a Calculus
test, and turned in two programs so i am coasting till thanksgiving.
One more big mother of a blowout is called for.  We can drink, set fire to
Lord Nelson, and play squash with the naughty bits of sir Edwin Heath.
Anyone else along for the ride?

chestnutt aka well on me way to a chemical labotomy
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester did THAT??
Date: 19 Nov 92 18:53:53 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) revs his mighty motor:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>>>Gina aka wot's goin on 'ere? 
>>>>>>Jester aka I'm coming on you
>>>>>I think that the least he could do is wear a condom... how cheap can
>>>>>you get?
>>>>Real cheap..........she has had 137 of my children already
>>>Hmm... if you can produce 220 more, you can beat the current stud
>>>record (human), held by Frederick Augustus (the Strong), Elector of
>>>Saxony and part-time King of Poland.  I say go for it, and the hell
>>>with Gina's stretch marks.

>>what stretch marks?? they just plop out....no effort..about one
>>every hour forr the last week......

>Are you a frog or something?  That would certainly explain a lot,
>although now we'll have to have Gina arrested for bestiality... pity
>that.  If you're not human I guess you can't beat Freddie's record,
>which is just too bad... I had five bucks riding on it.

>>>>>Dan aka No Sexual Innuendo Unless It's An Emergency
>>>>Jester aka no protection, no infection
>>>Dan aka _I_ Haven't Had Any For Week
>>Jester aka diseases you mean?

>I've got PLENTY of diseases - cholera, typhoid, typhus, Q fever, and
>Japanese river fever for starters.  If you want plague you'll have to
>wait a bit - it's on back order.  Actually I was referring to - you
>know - thingy.

(Well, *someone's* gotta say it ...) You mean 'poo-poos'?

>Dan aka One of The Four Bicyclists of the Apocalypse~
Same J aak None of The Four Encyclopedias of the Apocalypse
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester & Gina sitting in a tree, K_I_S_SI_N_G
Date: 23 Nov 92 15:04:22 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <ins450m.722312408@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> 
>>In article <1992Nov17.010105.19887@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
>>> Whipper-snapper?  I beg your pardon.  I was being silly on a computer
>>> when you were knee-high to Ramsey Macdonald!  But enough of this gay
>>> banter.  What I still want to know is what is the point of picking up
>>> your boxer shorts.  I still don't see it at all.
>>> 
>>> Richard M. Nixon
>>> Not the President of the United States
>>Do you really want them lying on the floor? 
> Depends - are you still in them>
At the moment---no.
> 
> Eccles aka I need some practise
Gina aka in what?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jester the desert
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 05:57:42 GMT

>>>>>>Jester aka I am not a drink, I am not a drink
>>>>>Meetch aka Nope, but you are a loony.
>>>>Jester aka oo..swift eh....just took you this long to figure
>>>>that out eh....i mean...you'd think you would have realized this
>>>>after i mailed myself to you in pieces last spring...
>>>Meetch aka Ooooh!  I thought that was a funny looking box of chocolates!
>>Jester aka you ate me..how could you eat me?
>Meetch aka I only had a _nibble_.  Jos's aunt Muriel had the rest...
Jester aka excuses, excuses......did i taste good?
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Date: 17 Nov 92 14:09:20 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

In the first post of the subject above, somebody at some time said:

.>>>>>Actually, FUCK IT!
.>>>Where is IT?
.>>It's at home, on my bookshelf.
.>I thought it was in Merlin's sister's bottom drawer?

Actually, "it" being not the thing but rather an entity, i.e., "it",
is over there in the box. But it will have to leave soon because the
ambiguity's put on weight.


					Jest thot U shood no.
					Saint.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: Jester & Gina sitting in a tree, K_I_S_SI_N_G
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 00:56:25 GMT

I would like to protest against the continued use of this newsgroup
for sexual innuendo and, as the young folks say, "pitching woo".  In
my day, when we felt in need of this sort of thing, we quietly went
out to the nearest brothel.  How long must we put up with this waste
of bandwith?

General Sir Eustace Cholmondeleigh-Smythe
and his Tertiary Syphillis
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jesters Erection Lesults
Date: 22 Nov 92 17:33:20 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <ins450m.722311425@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
|granben@elof.iit.edu (Benjamin Granzeau) writes:
|
|>Pardon me, but could we drop the whole election?
|>It was a complete cluster fuck.
|>Also, Try and refrain from cascades.
|
|SOD THE FUCK OFF!
|I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF STUPID SIMPERING GITS TELLING US TO STOP
|CASCADES. THEY WERE AN INVENTION OF THE GREAT GOD JOS VIA
|HIS AKA'S AND WE'LL USE THEM IF WE FUCKING WANT!!!!!!!!!

YES, AND WE'LL ABUSE YOU, YOU SUCKING MISCREANT!!!!!!!!!

Jos aka just a *bit* divine below the tummy.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: The deadliest joke in the world
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 22:21:03 GMT

Literal translation:

"Hey!  I ordered mustard on this!"

Don't know why this is funny, but you know how it is...

Dan aka FORTRAN is my native languag
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jesters Erection Lesults 
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 06:11:54 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>|>>>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
>>|>>>Court Jester aka if you say so.....
>>|>>J Seam aak so!
>>|>JReste aka grrr.......I want to be an airbourne ranger
>>You want to be a fair haired major?

>No. I want to be a red-headed stranger

You mean you want to own a red-headed stranger

>>chestnutt aka i'll bet you'ed be cute
>Jester aka that is what she said after i HAD her
eCcles aka Liar liar pants are on fyre
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
Date: 18 Nov 92 21:08:37 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu makes a most tempting offer:
>In article <1992Nov17.080120.29599@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) bids:
>> 
>>>In article <BxIunE.D3H@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>>>} Yep you heard it right..I'm for sale...
>>>} 
>>>} So post your offers for my body, soul, sex, nifty costume
>>>} and whatever else you want to buy from/off/of mine
>>>} 
>>>} Court Jester aka wow, I'm full of ideas.....
>> 
>>>I'll begin the bidding with a case of Spam.
>> 
>> Half a case!  And no higher.
>> 
>>>Phil squig I've got a truckload of the stuff, so don't try to overbid me!!!
>> Meetch aka No, but I do have a tin opener handy... lunch anyone?

>I bid a putrid heron and a penguin on the telly...
I certainly hope it 'snot one of the varieties that's prone to spontaneously
explode!!!!
(I *hate* exploded heron!!!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: That's a bloody lie!!!!!
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 18:12:30 GMT

la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> In article <1992Nov2.151605.3662@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> > In article <5765@balrog.ctron.com>, lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:

vast amounts of unneccesary text deleted purely for the hell of it...
 
> The hell with being president, I'll grant your every desire just for fun...
> Meredith aka the sleazy blonde with whipped cream on top

Whipped cream, yes...But what about chocolate syrup or those little candy
sprinkly bits...?

-- 
Never trust the obvious.-- "This," I said pleasantly, "is known as getting it 
on." Charlie Decker, from Stephen King's "Rage"-- "Oh, shit!" anon. wise man--
ALBATROSS!-- It's amazing what you can do, if you don't know you can't do it.
"Denn die Toten reiten schnell." passanger from Bram Stoker's "Dracula"-------
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Jester's whose?                                           
Date: 18 Nov 92 09:09:12 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <Bxv7zL.Mr8@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>
>>>Yep you heard it right..I'm for sale...
>>>So post your offers for my body, soul, sex, nifty costume
>>>and whatever else you want to buy from/off/of mine
>>
>>3 SHILLINGS!!
> 
> umm too late Gina already bought me.....
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>>>Court Jester aka wow, I'm full of ideas.....
>>Eccles aka I'm rich!
> Jester aka Gina is performing erotic acts on me as we speak.
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Am I enjoying them?

?Gina aka i didnt know i could do that....                            
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