Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy
Subject: Letter From AISB to POEE
From: drbombay@netlink.cts.com (Walter Ladwig)
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 16:15:53 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

Here is a letter from AISB to POEE

The World's Oldest and Most Successful Conspiracy
BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI
Founded by Hassan i Sabbah 1090 AD (5090 AL, 4850 AM)
Reformed by Adam Weishaupt, 1776 AD (5776 AL, 5536 AM)

From: MAD MALIK Hauptscheissmeister
 Dear Brother Mal-2,
     In response to your request from unclassified agitprop to be 
inserted in the new edition of PRINCIPIA, hope the following will be of 
use.  And please stop bothering us with your incessant letters!

     Episkopos Mordecai, Keeper of the Notary Sojac, informs me that you 
are welcome to reveal that our oldest extant records show us to have been 
fully established in Atlantis, circa 18,000 BC., under Kull, the galley 
slave who assended to the Throne of Valusia.  Revered by Pelias of Koth, 
circa 10,000 BC.  Possibly it was he who taught the inner-teachings to 
Conan of Cimmeria after Conan became King of Aquilonia.  First brought to 
the western hemisphere by Conan and taught to Mayan priesthood (Conan is 
Quetzlcoatl).  That was 4 Ahua, * Cumhu, Mayan date.  Revived by Abdul 
Alhazred in his infamous "Al Azif" circa 800 AD. ("Al Azif translated 
into Latin by Olas Wormis, 1132 AD, as the "Necronomicon.)  In 1090 AD 
was the founding of the Islamic Sect (Hashishin) by Hassan i Sabbah, with 
secret teachings based on Alhazred, Pelis and Kull.  Founding of the 
Illuminated Ones of Bavaria, by Adam Weishaupt, on May 1, 1776.  He 
based it on the others.  Weishaupt brought it to the United States during 
the period that he impersonating George Washington; and it was he who was 
the Man in Black who gave the design for the Great Seal to Jefferson in 
the garden that night.  The Illuminated tradition is now, of course, in 
the hands of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria (AISB), 
headquartered here in the United States.

     Our teachings are not, need I remind you, available for publication. 
 No harm, though, in admitting that some of them can be found disguised 
in Joyce's "Finnegan's Wake", Burroughs "Nova Express", and the King 
James translation of "The Holy Bible"(thought in the Latin or Hebrew), 
and the "BLue Book". Not to speak of Ben Franklin's private papers (1), 
but we are still supressing thoes..

      Considering current developments--you know the ones I speek of-- it 
has been decided to reveal a few more of our front orginizations.  Your 
publication is timely, so mention in the addition to the old fronts like 
the Masons, the Rothchild Banks, and the Federal Reserve System, we now 
have significant control of the Federal Bureau of Investigations(Since 
Hoover died last year, but that is still secret), the Students for a 
Democratic Society, the Communist Party, USA, the Ammerican Anarchist 
Assn., the Junior CHamber of Commerce, the Black Lotus Society, the 
Republican Party, The John Dillinger Died for You Society and the Camp 
Fire Girls.  It is still usefull to continue with the sham of the 
Birchers that are seeking world domination; so don't revel that political 
and economic control was complete several generations ago and that we are 
just playing with the world for a while untill civilization advances 
sufficiently for phase five.

     In fact you might still push Vennard's "The Federal Reserve Hoax": 
"Since the Babylonian Captivity there has existed a determened, behind 
the scences under the table, atheistic, satanic, anti-Christian 
force--Worshipers of MAmmon--whose undying purpose is world control 
throught the control of money.  July 1, 1776(To correct that may 1st, 
Vennard can't get anything right) the Serpent raised its head in the 
inder-ground secret society known as the Illuminati, founded by Adam 
Weishaupt.  THere is considerable documentary evidence to prove all 
revolutions, wars, depressions, strikes, andn chaos stem from this 
sourse"  Etc., etc, you know the stuff.

     The general location of our US HQ, incidentally, has been nearly 
exposed; and so we will be moving for the first time this century(what a 
drag)  If you want you can revel that it is located deep in a lybranth of 
sewers beneath Dealy Plaza in Dallis, and is presided over by the Dealy 
Lama.  Inclosed are some plans for several new potential, especially 
regarding the Eristic propensity of the Pentagon site.

     Oh, and we have some good news for you, BRother Mal:  You know that 
Zambian cybernetics genius who joined us?  Well he has secretly 
co-ordinated the FBI computers in Zurich System and our new theoriticians 
are in ecstasy over the new information coming out.  Look if you people 
can keep from blowing yourselves up for only two generations, than we 
will finally have it.  After 20,000 years, Kull;s dream will be realized! 
 We can hardly believe it.  But the outcome is certain given the itme.  
Our grandchildren, Mal!  If civilization makes it throught this crises, 
our grandchildren will live in a world of authentic freedom and authentic 
harmony and authentic sastification.  I hope I'm alive to see it, mal, 
sucess is in our grasp.  Twenty thousand years...!

     Ah, I get spaced just thinking about.  Good luck on the Principa.  
Ewige Blumkenraft! HAIL ERIS

                     Love,
                     MAD MALIK



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