HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: johnson@chaos.DAC.Northeastern.edu (Chris Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: interesting.....
Summary: reiki
Date: 10 Sep 92 00:39:13 GMT
Organization: Northeastern University, Boston MA. USA 02115

>
>	Wait a minute Chris, are you sure about that?  Personally, I'm
>	not familiar with "reiki" being a form of laying-on-of-hands,
>	and it's very difficult to decipher that meaning from the word.
>
>
>	Some people will take a foreign word to use as a name for something
>	and claim that it exists as an honored tradition in that country
>	to persuade people of its supposed validity...Don't get me wrong.
>	I'm not saying that "reiki" doesn't exist as a form of laying-on-
>	of-hands because I don't know...just a note about what it 
>	literally means, and a simple question of it's origin.  Can you
>	tell us what part of Japan or what group of people it came from?
>
>Teddy Nishiyama  (tnishi@lsa.ncl.omron.co.jp)  OMRON Corporation  (^_^;

     Hm, well, the way it was defined to me was that reiki meant
"universal life force", similar to the sanskrit "prana".

     The store goes that around 1822 or so a Buiddhist monk in Kyoto
Japan by the name of Dr. Mikao Usui started to look for the method used
by Buddha to heal.  The way I heard it he enevtually rediscovered it,
"Reiki".  In his application he did touch his clients although many using
the method today do not.  

     Now I guess the question is, have I been misinformed?  Is this
wrong?  I was thinking of taking a coure if that's what you call it.  I
don't want to spend the money on something that isn't going to work.  I
don't like being misinformed.

     However I would like to be able to help with healing.  I guess it
depends on you definition of healing too.

Chris Johnson
Northeastern University
From: johnson@chaos.DAC.Northeastern.edu (Chris Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: interesting.....
Date: 11 Sep 92 17:39:30 GMT
Organization: Northeastern University, Boston, MA. 02115, USA

In article <1992Sep9.194459.19682@octel.com> richard@octel.com (Richard Karasik) writes:
 >>     Reiki is a form of laying-on-of-hands for healing purposes from
 >>Japan.
 >
 >Hmm try  Hawaii, and not so old as massage arts go.
 >
 >Richard
 >
 >---- Any one get any good magazines on massage -the only one I saw (titled massage
 >stangely enuff) is full of enough physiology and anatomy errors to make
 >a first year med student wince ...
 >
 >Also still lloking for practitioners in all areas and suchj to do a compendium of 
 >players -as it were.
 >RIchard
 >
 >-- 
 >|UUCP  richard@octel.com                 VOICE (HEY YOU!) or 408 321 6372
 >| 
 >|             Speaker for the dead - among them:
 >|                 Liberty, Justice, Freedom

     I think it did come to the main land via Hawaii and yeas not too
awful long ago either.

Chris Johnson
Northeastern University.
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
From: sherritp@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Timothy P. Sherrill)
Subject: Re: Needed....
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 18:28:14 GMT

Distribution: USA

In article <88821@netnews.upenn.edu> bush@wigner.physics.upenn.edu (judith)  
writes:
 > In article <1992Sep12.041721.17336@pool.info.sunyit.edu>,  
ueh@pool.info.sunyit.edu (Eric Hausgaard) writes:
 > 
 > Now that's an idea, if we could just net backrubs.... Sigh. Then i wouldn't
 > be sitting here with this bloody stiff neck.
 > 
 > judith

After moving to a college a few months back (no pun intended) and a men's  
college at that, located 16 hrs. away from the nearest friendly back-rubber (at  
church youth group), I'm about ready to try anything.  

Electronic backrubs?!  Maybe if I play pretend hard enough...   ;~ )

Tim Sherrill
sherritp@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

                        "Anything can happen..."
                                             Rush
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs,rec.kites
From: sonic@cray.com (Curtis L. Swanson)
Subject: Re: Why I want to go on a trip with Wendy
Followup-To: alt.non.sequitur
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 15 Sep 92 17:01:42 CDT

But why the umbrella???

***  Curt Swanson  ***  sonic@romulus.cray.com  ***  IOTTMCO  *********
HOME:n - That mythical place where you can go and relax.......
I'd rather be in a coma.........
From: pedro@yaya.WPI.EDU (Kerry Ivan Kurian)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: How to explain.....
Date: 11 Sep 1992 00:08:20 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: yaya.wpi.edu

I've done a bunch of reading and experimenting to be able  to give a fairly decent back/foot massage.  Unfortunately it seems that all the people around me are afraid that I have a fetish of some sort and they refuse to even think about letting me massage their feet.  For me in the past giving and receiving foot has been relaxing and a good release at the end of a stressful day.  How can I show them how wonderful the receiving is.  I'm stressing out!!!!
From: cstollen@meltdown.chi.il.us (Carolyn Stollen)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: interesting.....
Date: 10 Sep 92 01:17:23 GMT
Organization: The Meltdown - A Team Star BBS

In article <7363@chaos.DAC.Northeastern.edu>,
johnson@chaos.DAC.Northeastern.edu (Chris Johnson) writes:
>
>>     Anyway, on a few side issues: Cstollen, What is "Reiki"?  I'm not
familiar
>
>>with the term.  However, I try to take every opportunity to broaden my
skills. 
>
>>Please explain.
>
>     Reiki is a form of laying-on-of-hands for healing purposes from
>Japan.
>
>     The laying-on-of-hands is a very time honored tradition in many 
>cultures.  
>
>Chris Johnson
>Northeastern University.
.........................Reiki Healing......................
What was especially interesting to me in that Reiki is passed
by Transmission.  I was intriged by this and, being a believe
in unbelief but a lover of taking on hypotheses, decided to have
my own experience of that one day.

It let to this, I have had 4 Reiki I initiations.  No, they are
not all the same.  I have heard one Reiki Master say "They all
work."  I have heard another say that "Without (the breathing, 
the right symbol exactly, other things) it doesnt work (as well)
."  

I dont know for sure (yet).  From my heuristic perspective as
a Reiki Master, one who can pass on the Transmission, both on 
Level I and Level II, I wll see how it works.  I think 
there are teachings and transmissions coming down time,
if we can only hear.

I want to initiate people.  I happen to know 3 ways of doing the
Reiki I initiations (there are 4 of them in one of the ways and
one in another) and etc on the 2.  We can feel hthey are and
which is the strongest.

I have also been initiated in the Cartouche initiations, which
are related to some of the Egyptian Gods/archtypes, like Osiris,
Iris, Horus, Bast, Annubis....  This comprises what is called by
others the Radiance initiations.  (So I have been told.)  I find
it very exciting because it is us, not someone far away.

I am clear that others can feel the energy.  That I can bri
people up-level so that they can feel the energy (have to take
them out of their average state on consciousness to something 
just a little more aware).  I am clear that in a treatment that
energy mves and it does so in an organized way snce I done
it on someone who could feel it and report back to me.  More is
to be done and experienced.

I am going on and on.  I have been told by MY Reiki Master that
Mantak Chia (see his many books, including the ones on sexual
energy.  He has maybe 6 of them.) says "This is the initiation
of the Taoist Masters."

So far...  So good...
Delight          
on the earth.

.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
cstollen@meltdown.chi.il.us
"call me cookie!"
                            "All is my own Dream."         (TKR)
.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tell me yours. . . . . . . . . . .
From: richard@octel.com (Richard Karasik)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: Backrubs don't have to be sexual.
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:57:23 GMT
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.

In article <nxwn2aj.rkaplan@netcom.com> rkaplan@netcom.com (Richard Kaplan) writes:
>Isn't it interesting that abstinence from sex until marriage
>is quite a rarity in 1992, yet several readers of this group 
>have professed as such.
>
>To me, this suggests that perhaps backrubs are an alternate
>sexual outlet indeed.
>
 For some a gourmet meal is an alternative sexual outlet ... no smirk intended.
   Many people today -"cross wire" their desires and satisfactions.
   Kicking your wife ain't right -but up until recently it was safer than
   either punching out the boss, or taking responsibility for one's life ..

   It's easy to see how even a "look" can be interpreted in terms of the
   recipients incipient needs ... ie to a fungus everything looks like food!

   I'd like to develop this thread a bit - ie cros wiring leading to
   undesirable or unwanted results -and how to reprogram one's sensoria
   appropriately ...

   ready set go!!
   RIchard

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From: richard@octel.com (Richard Karasik)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: Needed....
Date: 14 Sep 92 17:01:37 GMT
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.

In article <88821@netnews.upenn.edu> bush@wigner.physics.upenn.edu (judith) writes:
>In article <1992Sep12.041721.17336@pool.info.sunyit.edu>, ueh@pool.info.sunyit.edu (Eric Hausgaard) writes:
>|> Needed: 1 Backrub.
>|> Administered: Either mentally or physically.
>|> When: ASAP!!!
>|> Where: Here in Utica, NY.....Of Course!!
>|> Quote: "Is there a Massuse in the house?"
>|> Reply soon....
>|> L8R
>|> Eric H
>|> 
>|> -- 
>|>   You don't really believe in humans, DO you?? 
>|>    "The closer to the solution, The more problems occur"   
>|>    It is Eleven O'Clock....Do you know what Time it is??    
>|>     All Flames/E-mail to ueh@sunyit.edu until I graduate.... 
>
>Now that's an idea, if we could just net backrubs.... Sigh. Then i wouldn't
>be sitting here with this bloody stiff neck.
>
>judith

 Ok Hmm ... Put your neck on the console ....%}
 Richard

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From: jamieson@terapin.com (David Jamieson)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: ftp request
Date: 6 Sep 92 09:25:29 PST
Organization: BBS

TO: ftpmail@dec.com
FROM: jamieson@terapin.com
connect wiretap.spies.com
chdir ba.internet
ls
get README
ls Documentation
get Documentation/where-to-start
ls Services
ls Services/Well
get Services/Well/Brochure
From: justice@meltdown.chi.il.us (Jack Morrison)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: interesting.....
Date: 7 Sep 92 06:34:17 GMT
Organization: The Meltdown - A Team Star BBS


      Well, I guess I should throw in my two cents worth.  I've been doing
amatuer massage for longer then I can remember (literally).  In that time I
have given massages to both males and females.  The vast majority of people
that I have given massages to have been people I had no sexual intrest in.    
(I have an aunt and a grandmother who both suffer from chronic neck and
shoulder stiffness.  They were always asking me for backrubs.  However, sex was
probably farther from miy mind then the ampount of money the federal government
spent that year on typing paper.)

     I have no problems with the idea of giving backrubs and such to people for
whom I have no sexual attraction.  However, I do prefer to ba at least somewhat
familiar with the person before I do anything like that.  I am far more
sensative at touch then at range.  I prefer not to open myself up that much to
someone I don't know.

     Of course, I have noticed that when there is a degree of sexual
attraction, I work even better.  It may be a fluke, perhaps something to do
with the type of women I'm attracted to, but there does appear to be a definate
difference.

     Anyway, on a few side issues: Cstollen, What is "Reiki"?  I'm not familiar
with the term.  However, I try to take every opportunity to broaden my skills. 
Please explain.
    Orr, What does being Christian have to do with it?  (I know this isn't a
religion conference, but you were the one that brought it up....)

                         Justice  (Omnitheist and masseur)
From: bush@wigner.physics.upenn.edu (judith)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: Needed....
Date: 14 Sep 92 00:27:46 GMT
Organization: The Department of Stress Creation, Univ. of Penn.

In article <1992Sep12.041721.17336@pool.info.sunyit.edu>, ueh@pool.info.sunyit.edu (Eric Hausgaard) writes:
|> Needed: 1 Backrub.
|> Administered: Either mentally or physically.
|> When: ASAP!!!
|> Where: Here in Utica, NY.....Of Course!!
|> Quote: "Is there a Massuse in the house?"
|> Reply soon....
|> L8R
|> Eric H
|> 
|> -- 
|>   You don't really believe in humans, DO you?? 
|>    "The closer to the solution, The more problems occur"   
|>    It is Eleven O'Clock....Do you know what Time it is??    
|>     All Flames/E-mail to ueh@sunyit.edu until I graduate.... 

Now that's an idea, if we could just net backrubs.... Sigh. Then i wouldn't
be sitting here with this bloody stiff neck.

judith
Organization: Central Michigan University
Date: Saturday, 12 Sep 1992 03:11:08 EDT
From: <343DALN@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject:    WHAT ?

HI EVERYBODY !!!!

I AM READING THIS NEWSGROUP FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I HAVE A SMALL QUESTION

THAT IS " CAN ANYBODY DEFINE A BACKRUB ? "

                                                - REDDY.
From: pedro@yaya.WPI.EDU (Kerry Ivan Kurian)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: oils.....
Date: 13 Sep 1992 02:54:33 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: yaya.wpi.edu

Oils, oils, oils.....I tried to "r" the rewuest for information on oils,
but I'm not sure that it worked.  So, at the risk of repeating myself.....

	A very good massage oil to use is almond oil.  "Sunshine" produces
several almond mixes with and without fragrance.  "Glowing Touch: Moisture
Shield Almond Body Oil w/ Vitamin E.  Unscented." is my favorate.  It contains
Almond Oil, Grapseed Oil, Avacado Oil, Natural Vitamin E, and Lecithin.
	For fragrance you can use rose ot lavender oil/water.  Or, you can
use "Auracacia"'s pre-mixed oils.  Some of the scents include "Energize", 
"Euphoria", and "Tranquility".
	If you haven't versed in how to give a "correct" backmassage, do it.
If you don't, you may be missing out on more than you can imagine.  Well, if
you have any more questions e-mail me, please:

pedro@wpi.wpi.edu
From: tnishi@kansas.Berkeley.EDU (NISHIYAMA Tetsuto)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: interesting.....
Date: 10 Sep 92 23:51:38 GMT
Reply-To: tnishi@lsa.ncl.omron.co.jp
Organization: Omron Computer Systems R&D Labs


In article <7378@chaos.DAC.Northeastern.edu>,
johnson@chaos.DAC.Northeastern.edu (Chris Johnson) writes:
|> 
|>      I've heard that shiatsu can be a little rough.  Maybe I've been
|> lucky.  Has anybody else found shiatsu to be somewhat violent?  Not as
|> bad as Rolfing maybe but somewhere in the middle?
|> 

	Rough? yes. Violent? ...uh, I guess it depends on what you call
	violent, but I don't think so...

	From what I've seen, some shiatsu practitioners DO have a 
	tendency to be a bit rough, but some people like it...or maybe
	they like the feeling of relief afterwards...

	Anyway, shiatsu apparently originated from the natural instincts
	of people to place their hand over an area that hurts...for 
	instance if you have a stomach ache, you would place your hand
	over your stomach...so if you think of it in those terms, I
	would imagine that shiatsu does not necessarily have to be
	rough or violent...maybe a bit painful...
=========================================================================
Teddy Nishiyama  (tnishi@lsa.ncl.omron.co.jp)  OMRON Corporation  (^_^;
R&D Support Dept(LSA), Shimokaiinji, Nagaokakyo-shi, Kyoto-fu 617  JAPAN
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
From: tnishi@kansas.Berkeley.EDU (NISHIYAMA Tetsuto)
Subject: Re: interesting.....
Reply-To: tnishi@lsa.ncl.omron.co.jp
Organization: Omron Computer Systems R&D Labs 
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 00:28:28 GMT


In article <7363@chaos.DAC.Northeastern.edu>,
johnson@chaos.DAC.Northeastern.edu (Chris Johnson) writes:
|> 
|> >     Anyway, on a few side issues: Cstollen, What is "Reiki"?  I'm
not familiar
|> >with the term.  However, I try to take every opportunity to broaden
my skills. 
|> >Please explain.
|> 
|>      Reiki is a form of laying-on-of-hands for healing purposes from
|> Japan.
|> 
|>      The laying-on-of-hands is a very time honored tradition in many 
|> cultures.  
|> 
|> Chris Johnson
|> Northeastern University.

	Wait a minute Chris, are you sure about that?  Personally, I'm
	not familiar with "reiki" being a form of laying-on-of-hands,
	and it's very difficult to decipher that meaning from the word.

	rei:  ghost, spirit
	ki:   spirit, atmosphere

	usage:  "reiki wo kanjiru"  
		"I feel the presence of a (ghost) spirit"

	Some people will take a foreign word to use as a name for something
	and claim that it exists as an honored tradition in that country
	to persuade people of its supposed validity...Don't get me wrong.
	I'm not saying that "reiki" doesn't exist as a form of laying-on-
	of-hands because I don't know...just a note about what it 
	literally means, and a simple question of it's origin.  Can you
	tell us what part of Japan or what group of people it came from?

=========================================================================
Teddy Nishiyama  (tnishi@lsa.ncl.omron.co.jp)  OMRON Corporation  (^_^;
R&D Support Dept(LSA), Shimokaiinji, Nagaokakyo-shi, Kyoto-fu 617  JAPAN
From: richard@octel.com (Richard Karasik)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: interesting.....
Date: 9 Sep 92 19:44:59 GMT
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.

>     Reiki is a form of laying-on-of-hands for healing purposes from
>Japan.

Hmm try  Hawaii, and not so old as massage arts go.

Richard

---- Any one get any good magazines on massage -the only one I saw (titled massage
stangely enuff) is full of enough physiology and anatomy errors to make
a first year med student wince ...

Also still lloking for practitioners in all areas and suchj to do a compendium of 
players -as it were.
RIchard

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| 
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From: rkaplan@netcom.com (Richard Kaplan)
Subject: Re: Backrubs don't have to be sexual.
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 18:47:23 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Isn't it interesting that abstinence from sex until marriage
is quite a rarity in 1992, yet several readers of this group 
have professed as such.

To me, this suggests that perhaps backrubs are an alternate
sexual outlet indeed.








-- 
Richard Kaplan M.D.           Medical Software Exchange BBS
806 2nd St. SW # 104          (507) 281-1989 14,400 HST
Rochester, MN  55902          (507) 281-1689 Voice
PP-ASEL-IA     N4VRB          rkaplan@mayo.edu|netcom.netcom.com
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 08:33:28 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Don't read this (really)
 <gunnarh.108.716462306@dhhalden.no>

In article <gunnarh.108.716462306@dhhalden.no>, gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR
HORRIGMO) says:
>
>In article <gunnarh.107.716462108@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR
>HORRIGMO) writes:
>>Fuck you, I'm testing.
>Fuck you, I'm resting.
Fuck ME?  I'm obsessing.


Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan)
Subject: Re: Do you all realize what you're doing?
Organization: The Net-Anarchists of SCI, Inc.
Distribution: world,local
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 18:01:47 GMT

(Greg Franklin) writes:
>(Atharvan "Used to be Icarus") writes:
>>(Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>(Icarus) writes:
>>>>(Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>(Icarus) writes:
>>>>>>(Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>>>(Icarus) writes:
>>>>>>>>(Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>(Icarus) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>(Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>(Icarus) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Leistiko writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thank you all for keeping the Surrealists alive.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Spank you ? All for slipping the fur eels a five!
>>>>>>>>>>>Spin News: Tail-fur slapping for real, live at 5!
>>>>>>>>>>Thin sinews ? Metaphors working for O'Neal, slyly thrive!
>>>>>>>>>Sin Jews, the poor lurking for meals, trying to drive.
>>>>>>>>Sippin' Juice ? the boor looking for peels, I gladly deprive.
>>>>>>>Strippin' loose? The doorbell squeals, madly snide. 
>>>>>>Whippin' pews ? The fur ball kills, mostly inside.
>>>>>Sniffin' glue? The freefall stills, steeped in pride.
>>>>Slippin' through? The bitter biles be ripped on the side.
>>>Trippin' cool. All the bigger piles zipped thru my bride.
>>Sittin' stool! Hold the figure files tipped to thy right.
>Hittin' tool! Old swaggerer's denials tapped my second sight.
Quittin' school? Hold Wagners ten vials wrapped in sly fecund fright.

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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 12:31:02 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: generic cascade #6,905
 <1992Sep5.011939.16311@colorado.edu> <1992Sep9.180618.26828@nrtpa038.bnr.ca>

>>>My penis is big and shiny.
>>And mine is long and spiny.
>It makes the girls all whiny.
I'm jealous 'cus mines really tiny...
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Have a happy Labor Day!
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Date: 4 Sep 92 15:52:50 MST
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

Have a happy Labor Day!
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Icarus)
Subject: Re: Do you all realize what you're doing?
Organization: The Net-Anarchists of SCI, Inc.
Distribution: world,local
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:00:22 GMT

(Greg Franklin) writes:
>(Icarus) writes:
>>(Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>(Icarus) writes:
>>>>(Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>(Icarus) writes:
>>>>>> Leistiko writes:
>>>>>>>[...]
>>>>>>>Thank you all for keeping the Surrealists alive.
>>>>>>Spank you ? All for slipping the fur eels a five!
>>>>>Spin News: Tail-fur slapping for real, live at 5!
>>>>Thin sinews ? Metaphors working for O'Neal, slyly thrive!
>>>Sin Jews, the poor lurking for meals, trying to drive.
>>Sippin' Juice ? the boor looking for peels, I gladly deprive.
>Strippin' loose? The doorbell squeals, madly snide. 
Whippin' pews ? The fur ball kills, mostly inside.

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