HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Bruce Linley's reading habbits
Date: 3 Sep 92 16:11:35 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In talk.bizarre article <+vgn9hq.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>IN ALT.SEX linley@boole.seas.ucla.edu (Bruce Linley) writes:
>)
>)Anybody remember a movie called "My Tutor"? Imagine for a second if the lead
>)roles' sexes were reversed. Hmmmm, A 35 year old man "educates" a 16 year old
>)girl. Surely the producers would be jailed. Makes you say Hmmmm...
>)
>
>IT'S GREAT FUTURE THINKERS LIKE THIS, MEN WITH VISIONS, THAT WILL
>SINGLE-HANDEDLY BRING BACK GREAT MALE TEACHERS TO THE EDUCATION SYSTEM.
>
>-- 
>--
>hugs, Rachel


-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: YOUR LIFE IN RUINS
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 11:22:05 GMT

In <1992Aug29.005010.23066@ultb.isc.rit.edu> adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams) writes:
> For those who live near Washington DC, the Capital of God's Own
>Chosen Country, there will be a gathering of t.b readers. This event
>will take place on Monday, August 31st (1992, for those reading this
>on the CD ROM archives). We will meet in the Mall, near the Metro
>exit, at noonish.

Oh, great.  That's what I get for being a week behind reading talk.bizarre.
Finally someone holds a near-BOB within a thousand miles, and I miss it.
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GREAT TB MISTAKES #37--THE 180
Date: 26 Aug 92 11:34:05 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:

>I, for one, am happy with the fact that Mr. Heim has decided
>to try to post original material.

>You may hold a grudge if you like, but I certainly don't.

Me?
A grudge??!
Me??!!

No, I only hold grudges against people who can do better.

RICHH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: Wow, this is great
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 20:16:10 GMT

In article <4833@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
*I just got my membership card and kit.  Wow, this is great.  Now I'm an
*member of talk.bizarre!  It is worth every penny of the 50 bucks I sent to
*rdc.netcom.com!  Now I have my own collected Rictus Hep, and it actually
*explains each one.  It tells me how to set up my own story challenges,
*and includes a really neat guide to crossposting and net.tricks.  The 
*ADA Flame Generator looks real good, too, if I could only get it to compile
*and stop reformatting my hard drive.

Actually, this wouldn't be a bad idea.  Might even keep the morons out.

Might.


Mark "Here kitty, kitty" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: 5150 chides self
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 05:16:37 GMT


In a previous article, rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>BAD 5150.  No Thorazine.

 rone@aludra.usc.edu -- (@=q)
******************************
  Crude Quaaludes, Ron!!
******************************



-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Another flame from greg 
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 15:25:23 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.155247.27101@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:

}I will continue to fuck with you Marky, so I suggest you learn
}to write better flames or put me in a killfile.


A tip from someone who's had some experience at it:

If you want to fuck with Marky, you have to be able to GET IT UP first.


Go practice in the broom closet until you can.


--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28705 alt.fan.letterman:198
From: walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Letterman Qoutes
Date: 3 Sep 92 15:16:41 GMT
Organization: Punkadyne Industries(tm)


What are some of the dumb things he has repeated?  One I remember went on
for weeks, and they even made a skit about it.

(Dumb voice) "Them bats is smart, they use radar..."
 

walrus@bessel.umd.edu                                cforrester@gizmonic.com
============================================================================
       "We're not evil, just misunderstood in the name of science..."
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Songs Hendrix never recorded
Date: 1 Sep 92 23:46:40 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <1992Aug31.180511.79928@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:

>>> >: "My wind cries Mary"
>>> >"All Along The Shopping Mall"
>>> "Voodoo Chili"
>>"Hey Bartholomewe-Jamison"
>Rutherford B. Haze
>Hey Skip!
Purple Face!

---Gunnar
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27597 alt.sex:27740 soc.singles:23689
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,soc.singles
Subject: Useful Advice For the Love Lorned
Date: 27 Aug 92 11:46:32 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
] 
] You have obviously not tried picking women up in the all-night laundromat.
] --scott


MISS DRIEUX SAYS:

but Scott, you're suppose to take them for a Spin.


ciao
drieux


-- 
If I have Told You Once, I've Told You a Thousand Times:
To Keep Good Girls From Going Badm
Put them back in the Refrigerator.
This Also Works for Stale NFS Handles.
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Songs Hendrix never recorded
Date: 31 Aug 92 03:39:38 GMT
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

Distribution: world

In article <elambert.715049042@qualcom> elambert@qualcom.qualcomm.com  
(Eber Lambert) writes:
> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
> 
> >joni j:
> >: "My wind cries Mary"
> >"All Along The Shopping Mall"
> "Voodoo Chili"
"Hey Bartholomewe-Jamison"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: Adults, Children and sex
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 16:25:58 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.wanted.moslem.gay

IN ALT.SEX linley@boole.seas.ucla.edu (Bruce Linley) writes:
)
)Anybody remember a movie called "My Tutor"? Imagine for a second if the lead
)roles' sexes were reversed. Hmmmm, A 35 year old man "educates" a 16 year old
)girl. Surely the producers would be jailed. Makes you say Hmmmm...
)

IT'S GREAT FUTURE THINKERS LIKE THIS, MEN WITH VISIONS, THAT WILL
SINGLE-HANDEDLY BRING BACK GREAT MALE TEACHERS TO THE EDUCATION SYSTEM.

-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: New Contest time
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 23:09:31 GMT


meredith writes:

>   i can't sleep for shit, which is why i'm
>   poisting at 4:50 in the morning, but i DID
>   stay awake for just over 80 hours once.  i
>   don't know how much over, because at 80 
>   hours i decided to just lie down with my
>   eyes closed until i remembered how to sleep.
>

I like it when, after about 36 hours, my body starts recycle ancient
pockets of fat and I get to recycle the water soluble drugs I did in
high school. 

Or perhaps thats just what it feels like to be dream while awake...

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Newton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Date: 1 Sep 92 07:18:02 GMT
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia

In article <1992Aug31.092217.11450@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>In article <8379@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au> newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Newton) writes:

>>If you find that t.b is not your cup of tea, then why bleat
>>about it at me?  Why tell me to "NEVER post to t.b again"
>>when the solution is intimately connected with the contents
>>of the "talk.bizarre" line in your .newsrc?  
>
>because i got a pointy hat, son, and that's status.

A dunce hat, perchance?

>you can argue with me, but you can't argue with status.

And you show your status, your imagined supremacy, by adding
me to a killfile?  Shame, Gypsy, shame.  That's the easy way out.

>jesus, asshole, if YOU don't like hooter jokes either,
>why don't you flame the fuckers who are deluging us
>with them, instead of bitching at me for daring to
>complain?  no, wait, let me guess: you can deal with
>horny freshmen, but you Just Don't Like Women With
>Attitudes.

No, Gypsy, your attitude is getting in the way of your common
sense.  I don't flame `the fuckers who are deluging us with them'
because they're all a load of boring twits who aren't worth the time
or the effort.

>i've been posting here, what, five years now?  before
>anyone ever heard of carasso, anyway.  and YOU are 
>telling ME to get out?  fuck you.  

Yes, of course.  You spent most of your article complaining about
the heap of shit that t.b has become, and you wonder why I suggest
that you leave it behind?  Was my jibe about your masochism actually
accurate?

Complain some more, Gypsy.  It'll only strengthen my convictions.

>why don't you just ignore my posts, and i'll ignore
>yours, and we can both insult other people in peace?
>i had nothing against you; i had never even noticed 
>anything you'd posted, so i assume you're just mediocre,
>and not actually offensive.  
>
>>Woman.  Feminist.  Can _you_ spot the difference?
>
>ooops, you ARE offensive.

Just as I thought, you couldn't spot the difference.  <sigh> So much
potential, such a waste.

> never mind,

Me?  Mind?  Ha!

> i'll just put
>you in my killfile and be done with it.  there's no
>point arguing with someone who has an attitude problem
>of your magnitude.

Fine.  I'll still post this article, though, despite the fact that
you'll never read it.  I'll let it stand as a monument to the brittleness
of the famed Gypsy, so that others may see how easily she shatters.  Two
lousy posts was all it took to make you retreat into the security
blanket of your killfile.  Frankly, my dear, I'm astonished.

But it's your life.

   - mark
-- 
------------------------------------------------------------------
         'Do not expose your LaserWriter to naked flame...'
newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au         - Apple LaserWriter Manual
------------------------------------------------------------------
From: mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Ko the Eater")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: They lived in Georgia
Date: 2 Sep 92 04:53:29 GMT
Followup-To: alt.sex
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu's message of 2 Sep 92 04:49:21 GMT


       J.F. has a friend in New York, named C.  C. tells a story about how
   she used to live in Georgia with her boyfriend.  They had a really good
   sex life.

       C.'s boyf's penis started to hurt while they were having sex one
   day, and in the ensuing weeks hurt more and more, and finally developed
   extremely painful sores.  Worried but poor, C's boyf postponed a trip to
   the dictor but finally went.

       Apparently, there was no serious problem---all that was wrong was
   that their sex life was a little too good.

       ``Boy,'' exclaimed the doctor, admiringly, ``what got hold of YOU?''
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: family values
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 16:03:46 GMT

Wednesday, September 9, 1992

   "The Far Side" by Gary Larson

Sunday, September 11, 1992

   Three letters to the editor 
   saying, "I thought this was
   a FAMILY newspaper!"

	Mark
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful, confession
Date: 27 Aug 92 19:19:31 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Aug26.202847.843@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
> Distribution: world
> 
> 
> My life has had considerably more humor in it since I started reading  
> talk.bizarre.

Get a Life [tm] can also help you with problems like this.
All you need to do is put your head through your terminal, then
wash it under a tap, and then go out and meet some more people,
preferably those who don't have anything to do with computers.

That'll be $150, please.

Jason
wake up and smell the coffee people [tm]

> 
> --
> ************************************************************************
>  the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
> (hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
>                       "Everything is relative."
> ************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,soc.singles
From: purp@wixer.cactus.org (Jim Meyer)
Subject: Re: Useful Advice For the Love Lorned
Organization: Real/Time Communications
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 23:49:04 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.235508.37017@watson.ibm.com> margoli@watson.ibm.com writes:
>In  <1992Aug27.192328.20795@cunews.carleton.ca>  wcstom@alfred.carleton.ca (Tom Hamill) writes:
>> >>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>> >>]
>> >>] You have obviously not tried picking women up in the all-night laundromat.
>> >
>> >>MISS DRIEUX SAYS:
>> >>
>> >>but Scott, you're suppose to take them for a Spin.
>> >
>> >Yes, but how do I avoid being taken to the cleaners?
>> >
>> Don't press too hard or you'll be all washed up.
>
>But if you wait until *they're* all washed up, they won't try to take
>you to the cleaners.
>
>Approach her with good Cheer, but beware you don't get Tide up.
>If she's a feminist, tell her you're in favor of ERA - she'll think
>you're Fab.  But if she seems Snowy, you might not be able to get her
>Downy out of her Ivory tower.  On the other hand, if you find her pressing
>up against the washer during the spin cycle, you could suggest that it's a
>good time to add Snuggles.

But Larry, if she's not of your orientation, she's gonna kick you in the
ajax and bounce you across the pavement. It'll be a while after that
before you can recover, find a new bleach blonde babe, and make a fresh 
start at wisking her off her feet.

--Purp, punster extra ordinairy.
-- 
+---------------+------------------------------+-----------------------+
| Jim Meyer     | If I express an opinion, you | purp@wixer.cactus.org |
| Austin, Tejas | can bet no one else agrees.  | aka jimpurp@pro-lep   |
+---------------+------------------------------+-----------------------+
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Prediction
Date: 28 Aug 92 22:58:41 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: vail@tegra.COM's message of 28 Aug 92 22:19:53 GMT



In article <3583@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:

   I loose my focus as the paradigm changes.  I find myself in a stone
    ^^^^^^^

I just want to point out that this was a key bounce on my aging 3/60
keyboard and not an attempt to beat Dan Quayle or Rose-hulman or
Dartmouth in a spelling contest.  I really hate the loosers that can't
spell.
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Meeting Mr/Mrs. Right
Date: 2 Sep 92 22:05:02 GMT

Palfreyman wrote:

> it is impossible to meet like-minded spirits via t.b

Um, my three prior lovers and my current wife all learned of me through
t.b.

[And my HIV test came back negative -- I know I was being stupid, thanks.]

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Relief
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 15:58:47 GMT

In article <6028@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>rp -- If you were smart you would have gone to Harvard or MIT, if you
>      were cool you would have gone to USC or UCLA, or if you were smart
>      AND cool you would have gone to Berkeley. The prosecution rests.

For those of you who are fairly new, I went to Georgia Tech.  It's okay,
though, the scars are almost healed.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: weekend: goats
Organization: IFA
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 05:38:15 GMT

C J Silverio writes:
>---
>I've decided that if I ever have enough land, I'm gonna
>get a goat.  I saw a whole lot of goats this weekend, and
>they were great.

Why wait?  Purchase a house goat now!

The common house goat not only makes a great pet, but a practical 
one, too.  Why, with one of these frisky ruminants on the premises, 
you will never have to mow the lawn or take out the garbage again.  
And they make great watchdogs.  Like most ungulates, your house goat 
is extremely territorial and will "bah" loudly to frighten away 
tresspassing neighborhood children and those unwanted uninvited 
guests (such as your SO's parents).  And burglars?  Hah!  No burglar 
with any sense is likely to risk getting butted from behind while 
he is picking your lock or cutting your window pane.  *Ouch*

Anyway you cut it, the common house goat is a great investment.
Hell, buy two of them.

BTW:  House goats live 40-60 years, and eventually learn to repeat 
back the things they hear around the house, much like parrots do.  
I've got a 13-year-old Siberian (a long-haired breed) named Yeti.  
I took her to an ultimate tournament last week and now she keeps 
saying "Va-a-a-a-a-a-lue the disk!"  She's cute, but its hard to 
keep her off the furniture.

---------
Rigler                               (MJD had a neuron in this.)
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Potatoes
Date: 4 Sep 92 20:35:10 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department

In article <schnitzi.715628596@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>I ate a potato for dinner last night.
>
>As a kid, I played with Mr. Potato Head.
>
>The Irish Potato Famine was a great tragedy in
>human history.
>
>We used to decide things as kids by playing
>"One Potato, Two Potato".
>
>Idaho has a lot of potato farmers.
>
>Did you ever stare at a word so long that it
>starts to look funny?
>
>My parents used to dance the "Mashed Potato".
>
>
>mark schnitzius
>schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu

I GET IT !!!!!

HAW HAW HAW, FUNNY

LIKE DAN KWALE CAN"T SPEL PUTATOE!!!!!!!

HAW

YOU MARK SCHNIZIUS ARE NO SCHNAUZER

john
-- 
v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-
    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: weekends
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 07:45:50 GMT

In article <p94l8cc@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>
>This, I believe, will solve the problem of whether we should
>go to their place for Thanksgiving, or continue the tradition
>of t.b t-days at my place.

i keep trying to have thanksgiving at scvm's
house, but year before last his girlfriend
auntie christ made this weird stuffing with
grapes in it and evil tracey wouldn't eat it
because she thought pine nuts were poisonous
and we caught banzai the scabrous cat licking
the turkey.  and last year his more recent
girlfriend psychokaeryn and he fled to florida
to avoid auntie christ and she's bulimic and
he had no money and she wouldn't let him have
anything but rice and saltines, and pierce and
i went to his mother's and his aunt and uncle
left early because his mother asked them to
keep their dog outside during dinner and they
were mortally offended and haven't spoken to
anybody since.  and this year his girlfriend 
jodie who doesn't appear to have anything 
terrible wrong with her yet is a veggie so that 
pretty much rules out the turkey.

i'm beginning to develop a complex about thanksgiving.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Pseudo Psayings [tm]
Followup-To: misc.test
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 05:49:55 GMT

If your ears are burning, it's because
someone is talking about you.


With a laser.


And they're trying to tell you something.



                              billbill@wetware.com
From: EE117@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Name the band who did this song:
Date: 28 Aug 92 16:20:35 GMT
 <act.375.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>
Organization: University of Liverpool

Gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell
Gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell
Gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell
Gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell


Gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell
Gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell
Gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell
Gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell, gonna raise hell

                                   ... ad inf

Cheap Trick and a song imaginatively titled "Gonna Raise Hell"

-Ian.

PS: Rachel Dafni whatymacallit - I found the block copy function as well
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Starcap'n Ra's Annual Fall Campus Fashion Report
Organization: t.b
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 21:56:55 GMT


     Well every year in the Fall when the
SoCal trash comes back to school here in
Tempe I get to find out Just What Is
Happening.

     For example, one year they all came
back in cowboy boots.  (The chicks.  Sorry,
I'm too preoccupied to notice much about
the dudes.)

     Well I am very pleased to report that
this year short shorts are back in.  The
coolest babes have shorts rolled up at the
bottom into little cuffs, or some even have
the little cuffs sown right in.  Some of
the guys too.

     It's gonna be a great year!  What's
that?  You don't work on a campus, but
in a windowless building with 50 nerds
and one 60 year old secretary?  Oh,
nevvvverrr miiiiinnnnddd.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28037 alt.newbie:107 alt.cascade:1725
From: mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 31 Aug 92 00:39:10 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <30AUG199216444197@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>)>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>>)>>>>>>>>Currency.
>>)>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>>)>>>>>>Coxswain.
>>)>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>>)>>>>Circadian Rythym
>>)>>>Camelopardis.
>>)>>Cadaverine.
>>)>Cahiers du Cinema.
>>)Cacoethes Scribendi.
>>Criminal Insanity.
>Minimal Inanity.
Trivial Inadequacy.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre