HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: OBNOXIOUS SIG SUCKS
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 21:42:17 GMT

rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:
>In article <C124Ar.8Bw@world.std.com> martin@world.std.com (Martin J
>Hannigan) casts aspersions on some individual apparently named "Kobo":
>and then signs
>>-- 
>>
>>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>Martin Hannigan
>>President - Zugates and Dall'Agatta Love Club, Inc.

>Worst map of Flatland I've ever seen.

He's not only the president, he's also a client...

(Sorry - I don't expect you ignorant frosh on a.f.g.s to get that one, but
the rest of us know what I'm talking about.)

-- 
Read the header.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: Spear of Destiny hints cheats wanted
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 21:39:20 GMT

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, edb51@bih.no (Christian Stange) writes:
>
>--
>--------------------------------------------|
>Okay, Okay; Hey I DO see the problem!       +---------------------
>But lets be honest here:                    | edb51@hp825.bih.no |
>do I seem to CARE ??                        |   zax@oscar.bbb.no |
>--------------------------------------------+---------------------      

Why do I doubt that he sees the problem? Why do I not doubt that he 
doesn't care? Someone should make him care.

Adam "Hey, nice border!" Levin
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Jer & John's Eklektik Music Quiz (No. 1)
Date: 28 Jan 93 15:34:44 GMT
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University

In article <1k7rp4INNb3q@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>In article <1993Jan26.233127.15346@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>>In article <1k4acgINNqes@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, jtruss@jacobi.WPI.EDU 
>>(The Quixotic Ninja) writes:
>>
>>	I had to delete a fucking LONG music quiz to get to this one, but it
>>was worth it. We have here a double whammy.
>>[warlorded .sigs deleted]
>>Maybe John and Jer can get Lizzie and daz to talk to each
>>other? 
>
>I doubt it, since John is my boyfriend.
>
>>Not to mention the lame-ass quotes. This .sig is just dripping with
>>opportunities. If I didn't know better, I'd say that both .sigs were bait,
>
>
>Err, not.  The first, by my boyfriend, is new, but the latter has been
>around since mpython attended WPI (over 2 years ago).  Yes, that's it.
>It has nothing to do with daz's school - WPI corrupted poor Jer and
>made him create that .sig.
>
>>indeed that wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent was bait as well. 
>
>Actually, it is a real newsgroup, and wasn't created as any sort of "bait".
>
>
>>	Daz and Lizzie, if you guys are reading this, tell your schoolmates
>>that I did enjoy their music quiz...it's just their .sigs that should only
>>be used as a form of pest control.
>
>I'll pass the message along, but I doubt they will listen to you.
>
>					--Liz
>
>--
>deal with it, pink boy

<PLONKUS MAXIMUS>

I think maybe I should get two plonk points for this one.

Jessica Raine | st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."--The Bard
"Oh say, can you see? My eyes...if you can, then my hair's too short."--HAIR
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: HELP ME!
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:38:43 GMT
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada

mcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark A. Cochran) writes:
>In article <chil.727923951@sfu.ca> chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim) writes:
>>08flex@ac.dal.ca writes:
>>
>>>	How do I get a .sig to append to my postings?
>>
>>Step 1: Go into your favourite text editor and type one up.
>>
>>        \ Simon Fraser Univ. / Opinions above are  | <>()//|||@     Barphic
>>--       \ Burnaby, B.C.    / are not supposed to  | ==---____    construction
>>Keith Lim \ V5A 1S6 Canada / represent those SFU's | \\ooo^^'''       kit.

>Step 2: Proofread it carefully, so as to avoid using phrases like
>'Opinions above are are'
>I mean, it would be *really* embrassing if you posted something like
>that to the net, wouldn't it, Keith?

Hook, line, and sinker.

Score: Keith--1, Mark--0.

        \ Simon Fraser Univ. / Opinions above are  | <>()//|||@     Barphic
--       \ Burnaby, B.C.    / are not supposed to  | ==---____    construction
Keith Lim \ V5A 1S6 Canada / represent those SFU's | \\ooo^^'''       kit.
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Shadow Creatures
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:47:58 GMT
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada

pclark@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Peter Clark) writes:
>In article <1jvup2INNgqn@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> probe@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Prabal Nandy) writes:

>>      /| ________________   |probe@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu|  Lord of the Flies 
>>O|===|* >________________>  |probe@jhuvms.hcf.jhu.edu|  1st MPC Division
>>      \|                    | nandy@scivax.stsci.edu |  Colony Mechworks
>>  Velox - Durus - Infestus  |  nandy@fos.stsci.edu   |  Colony World Myops

>Worst daisy I've ever seen :)

Rose, MG!

        \ Simon Fraser Univ. / Opinions above are  | <>()//|||@     Barphic
--       \ Burnaby, B.C.    / are not supposed to  | ==---____    construction
Keith Lim \ V5A 1S6 Canada / represent those SFU's | \\ooo^^'''       kit.
From: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: RI Comic Strips meets Red Lobster/Olive Garden
Date: 26 Jan 93 00:36:34 GMT
Reply-To: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Followup-To: rec.arts.comics.strips
Organization: University of Arizona

In rec.arts.comics.strips,ne.general, hefferman@ccs1 (Matt Hefferman) signs:
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Matt Hefferman                   "Oh dear, he's signed his name again." - MPFC
>Bolt Beranek and Newman, Inc.
>Newport, RI
>hefferman@ccs1.bbn.com

Nomination for Best Warlordish Quote From a Frequently Quoted Source!


Dave "it looks like he's going for the sentence!" Schaumann
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Godzilla
Organization: Linux
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 05:53:54 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.062618.11692@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann) writes:
>In article <1993Jan27.033702.822@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu>, pclark@lynx (Peter Clark) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan26.163757.8556@news.stolaf.edu> hakari@lars.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (The Conformist Contrabass Clarinetist) writes:
>>>>
>>>>                               
>>>>                                   ooooooo
>>>>                                 oo       oo
>>>>                                oo      oooooooooooo
>>>>                                pp      ppppppppppppppp
>>>>                                pp         ppppppppppppp                       
>>>>                                 pp        pppppppppppppppp  
>>>>                                  p       p
>>>>                                  uuuuuuuu                                
>>>>                                  u       uu
>>>>                                 uu      uuuuu
>>>>                                 uu      uuuuu
>>>>                                 uu      uuuuuuu
>>>>                                 uu      uuuuuuu           
>>>>                                 uu u  u uuuuuuuu            
>>>>                                 uu  u u uuuuuuu
>>>>                                 uu   u  uuuuu
>>>>                                  u      uuu
>>>>                                   sssssss
>>>>                                 sssssssssssss
>>>>                                 ssssssssssssssss   
>>
>No way!  It's the ugliest ascii Dalek I've ever seen!

It's not a DALEK, ya Midwestern Computer Geek. It's clearly a 
DE-STRUCT-O pistol turned 90 degrees. 

Set on KILL, I should add.

mdw
-- 
Matt Welsh, mdw@tc.cornell.edu 
  "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich 'mcmxciibo' Holmes)
Subject: Re: Help me name my cat
In-reply-to: pdudey@willamette.edu's message of 25 Jan 93 17:24:19 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<C1F70J.LyB@willamette.edu>
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 12:36:33 EST

In article <C1F70J.LyB@willamette.edu> pdudey@willamette.edu (Peter Dudey) writes:

>-- 
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Cardinal Yipping Mundungus, Ministry of Rutting,
>N-Dimensional Hell Pool Restractus Division, Church of the Nuked Burrito
>Please mail me plastic spaceships:  900 State St.  C-210,  Salem,  OR,  97301

This is within the McQuary Doctrine, but then again, I'm not
warlording it. I'm just spreading the news to help Cardinal Mundungus,
or *whoever* it is that lives at 900 State St. C-210, become the Craig
Shergold of plastic spaceships.

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ? "YourSigIsUgly" ?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    *   - some frosh  *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? * *mcmxciibo* * ? WPI 77 ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/  ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Subject: Re: Healing
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 17:37:34 GMT

In article <C12D0x.GH6@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca>, alongley@cape.UWaterloo.ca (Allan Longley) writes:
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Allan Longley, University of Waterloo, Department of Chemical Engineering
>e-mail: alongley@cape.uwaterloo.ca
>voice: (519) 885-1211			
>home: (519) 746-1498
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>           "Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"              
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

	Number 14 on Jess Raine's List of things I am tired of seeing in
.sigs: that Goddessdamned quote. (For the unendarkened, translation is,
roughly, "In his house beneath R'lyeh dread Cthulhu sits waiting".) Why do
people feel this pressing need to put this rather uninteresting quote in their
.sigs? Maybe we can send Allan to visit the Great Tentacled One and make sure
he's still there...

Jessica Raine | st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."--The Bard
"We're slimy, we're squishy, we're all a little fishy, and in this edition,
we'll be feasting on your brains."--The Cthulhoid Tiny Tunes Themesong
From: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Pathetic Request
Date: 22 Jan 93 06:14:37 GMT
Reply-To: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Organization: University of Arizona

In article <RSHOLMES.93Jan21233331@rodan.syr.EDU>, rsholmes@rodan (Rich Holmes) writes:
>In article <C12Jow.FC2@ens-lyon.fr> Anne F. Antoine writes:
>
>>
>>Anne
>>
>>----------------+--------------------------------------------------------------
>>		|
>>     /|     |\  |  Maier's law:
>>     \\--^--//  |   	If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be 
>>     / A___A \  |  	disposed of.
>>     | /o o\ |  |  Corollaries:
>>     \wwwwwww/  |	1.  the bigger the theory, the better
>>      \W   W/   |	2.  the experiment may be considered a success if no  
>>       \MMM/    |	    more than 50% of the observed easurments must be  
>>		|	    discarded to obtain a correspondence with theory
>>----------------+--------------------------------------------------------------

Y'know, I gotta admit it.  This's gotta be the best ASCII rendition of
Old Yeller (just before the end) that I've ever seen...

-- 
Dave Schaumann			dave@cs.arizona.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: toj8j@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (prufrock)
Subject: test
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: acc
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 07:51:25 GMT


Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@mothra.syr.EDU (Rich 'mcmxciibo' Holmes)
Subject: Re: PITT
In-reply-to: sewon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov's message of 24 Jan 1993 17:37 EST  
Organization: Syracuse University
	<1jl78aINNoqp@darkstar.UCSC.EDU>
	<24JAN199317371874@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov>
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 15:37:46 EST

In article <24JAN199317371874@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov> sewon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (Wayne A. Wong) writes:

>Do you still respect me?   :)
> - Wayne.
> =========================================================================
>    W     A     Y     N     E     .     A     .     W     O     N     G
> =========================================================================
>						SEWON@LIMS01.LERC.NASA.GOV

 ===================
    N     O     .
 ===================

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ? "YourSigIsUgly" ?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    *   - some frosh  *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? * *mcmxciibo* * ? WPI 77 ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/  ?
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Second Prophecy of Mandos
Date: 27 Jan 93 13:54:37 GMT
Reply-To: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.20 $

In article <C1Dn6G.ELM@ccu.umanitoba.ca> grieder@ee.umanitoba.ca (Warren Grieder) writes:
>+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>|Warren S. Grieder       |Department of Electrical and Computer Engineering |
>|grieder@ee.umanitoba.ca |Faculty of Engineering                            |
>|                        |University of Manitoba                            |
>|                        |Winnipeg, MB                                      |
>|                        |CANADA                                            |
>|                        |R3T 2N2                                           |
>+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>|String Theory:  It helped close the gap between relativity and quantum     |
>|mechanics.  It postulates that subatomic particles are not points, but     |
>|strings, about one Planck length long. The rate at which strings vibrate   |
>|can generate the properties of all known particles.                        |
>+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>

Signature theory: It helped close the gap between relative white space and
electrical engineering. It postulates that signatures are pointless strings
at least three McQuary lengths long. The rate at which signatures vibrate
can generate the properties of all known electrical engineers.

leveret@heisenberg.uncertainty......
From: mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Cyberzone.
Date: 26 Jan 93 05:10:57 GMT
Organization: Linux

In article <1jvan1INNk17@violet.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, xuegxae@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Andrew Payne) writes:
>

>========================================================================
>   _/_/_/   _/     _/ _/_/_/_/   _/      _/   xuegxae@csv.warwick.ac.uk
> _/      _/ _/_/   _/ _/      _/ _/      _/
> _/      _/ _/ _/  _/ _/      _/ _/      _/  Consumption of hamburgers
> _/_/_/_/_/ _/  _/ _/ _/      _/   _/_/_/    is increasing, while the
> _/      _/ _/   _/_/ _/      _/     _/      penguin population of the
> _/      _/ _/     _/ _/_/_/_/       _/      Antartic is decreasing.
>

I have a confession to make, without my glasses, I read this first as 
"ANNOY" but misspelled, and thought to myself, "Yes. It does annoy."

But it's ANDY. Need to get my prescription checked.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh, mdw@tc.cornell.edu 
  "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: Comics/Oprah
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 16:00:36 GMT

In alt.fan.letterman, atario@cats.ucsc.edu (Stephen Wayne Miller) writes:
>
>-- 
>  __     | atario@cats.ucsc.edu | "Oh no!  Toonces, look out!  AIIIEEEE!"  --SNL
> (_      | Delphi:  ATARIO      | "This is only an exhibition.  This is not a
> __)teve | "Happy happy!        |  competition.  So please . . . no wagering."
>         |  Joy joy!"  --R & S  |              --Late Night with David Letterman

I know that this has been here before, but
he posts at least ten times in a row, and 
it just pissed me off. Someone should put
him in a car with Toonces. 

Adam "Sorry, McQ, but it had to be done" Levin
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Tolkien LP
Date: 27 Jan 93 10:58:56 GMT
Organization: Rogaland University Centre

In article <1993Jan26.191652.26504@afterlife.ncsc.mil>, jscosta@afterlife.ncsc.mil (Joseph Costa) writes:
> 
> Joseph S. Costa, Jr.
> INTERNET: jscosta@afterlife.ncsc.mil
> PRODIGY : RFTJ78A
> ------------------------------------
> Then did Tinuviel begin such a dance as neither she
> nor any other sprite or fay or elf danced ever before or
> has done since, and after a while even Melko's gaze was
> held in wonder. Round the hall she fared, swift as a
> swallow, noiseless as a bat, magically beautiful as only
> Tinuviel ever was, and now she was at Melko's side, now
> before him, now behind, and her misty draperies touched
> his face and waved before his eyes, and the folk that sat
> about the walls or stood in that place were whelmed one by
> one in sleep, falling down into deep dreams of all that their
> ill hearts desired.

I have no comments.
I won't even make any rude suggestions about that afterlife thingy.
-- 
Do not meddle in the affairs of the Inner Circle,
for they are subtle, and quick to warlord.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Sandman TPBs--Anyone Got a List?
In-reply-to: ronnya@stud.cs.uit.no's message of Wed, 20 Jan 1993 16:01:03 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<1993Jan20.160103.3807@news.uit.no>
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 10:36:16 EST

In article <1993Jan20.160103.3807@news.uit.no> ronnya@stud.cs.uit.no (Ronny H Arild) writes:

>
>Regards,
>-- 
>   Ronny H. Arild    | ronnya@stud.cs.uit.no | "So many assholes...
>    P.O.Box 5580     | University of Tromsoe |  So few bullets!"
> N-9022 Krokelvdalen | ////// Norway \\\\\\\ |   -Ford Fairlane

This is a new one on me. Not a signoff outside the sig, but
"Regards,". And then a 3-line sig; "Regards," could have been included
there with no problem.

Or does he customize it? "Regards," in alt.fan.comics.misc; "Yours
sincerely" in alt.fan.incredibly.bad.diceman.movies.if.thats.not.a.
redundancy, and "Love and smooches" in alt.fan.ronny.the.idiot?

Need more bullets? Here's one.

            --______________________________
            |                              |--__
            |                              |    \__
            |                              |       \_
            |          Ronny               |         |
            |          Arild               |        _|
            |                              |     __/
            |                              |  __/
            | _____________________________|--
            --

Got your name on it and everything.

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ? "YourSigIsUgly" ?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    *   - some frosh  *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? * *mcmxciibo* * ? WPI 77 ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/  ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark A. Cochran)
Subject: Re: HELP ME!
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: None worth mentioning.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 20:31:18 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.131726.10434@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> pclark@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Peter Clark) writes:
>In article <1993Jan25.041330.10120@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark A. Cochran) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan24.184912.10527@ac.dal.ca> 08flex@ac.dal.ca writes:
>
>>You can't do it fro myour account. Really. It's just not even remotely
>>possible, unles yo uwant to write the software yourself. From scratch.
>>You'll probably have to write an entire new newsreader program. But it
>>won't run on your machine anyway, so don't bother.
>>*whew*
>>Think maybe he'll buy it, and just sign his name?
>
>Aw, come on - someone had to tell you how to do it sometime, even if you
>were better at Unix than some and found it in the man pages.  You
>weren't born with the internal knowledge to be able to instantaniously
>know how to automatically add a sig to your account.
>
Um, I guess I must have been, 'cause nobody told me, and I still
haven't read the man pages on my mailer or newsreader. I saw
references to .signature files, and it seemed rather obvious to me. 

>Father Saryon - Protector of the Newbies. :)
>
Now now, don't coddle 'em. They've got to learn to bask in the flamage
if they're to survive on internet. ;)

--
                  Mark Cochran          merlin@eddie.ee.vt.edu
These are the views of my employer, your employer, your government, the
Church of your choice, and the Ghost of Elvis. So there.
Member, T.S.A.K.C.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Subject: Re: Do you believe...(Nope)
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 20:25:00 GMT

In article <93022.123547DCC117@psuvm.psu.edu>, DCC117@psuvm.psu.edu writes:

	[Lights fade up to show a disaster-stricken sector of cyberspace.
Carnage lies everywhere. Standing in the foreground is a newsanchor with a big
J on her shirt. She ducks an occasional bit of flying wreckage as the battle
rages on around her.]
	Newsanchor: "As you can see, the asterisk shortage has reached
heretofore unknown proportions. Asterisk specialists are being called in from
all over the world to try and find a solution. Instances of hoarding have been
reported, such as the one below."

>*****************************************************************
>NEW SIG CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION. ***************************
>WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. *****************************
>"We shall double our efforts!" **********************************
>*****************************************************************

	Newsanchor: "Not only does this person violently abuse the asterisk
restrictions outlined by the Inner Circle of Warlorders, but he makes no
secret of his plans to expand this monstrosity, thus further depriving his
fellow idiots at Worcester Polytechnical Institute of their rightful number of
asterisks."
	[Newsanchor is hit by a large barphic of a cyclist with his pet snail.
Transmission begins to blur.]
	Newsanchor: "We will bring you more information as it becomes avail--"
	[Transmission fizzles out]