From: espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund)
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade,alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,alt.lwaxana-troi.die.die.die,alt.fan.dan-simms,alt.sex.carebears
Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Where has this thing gone?
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:18:19 GMT
Organization: University of Tromsoe

ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Andrew Vernon) writes:
>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casccade.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's mane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
>>>>>>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
>>>>>>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
>>>>>>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
>>>>>>>>>>>>You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
>>>>>>>>>>>Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
>>>>>>>>>>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
>>>>>>>>>Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
>>>>>>>>Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
>>>>>>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane.
>>>>>>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain.
>>>>>Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain.
>>>>Don't throw a punch if you're mad--complain.
>>>This whole damn thing is becoming quite inane.
>>The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.
>If this keeps up much longer, I'll go insane!!
This is number 68, think it's record in this plane!!

 -Espen-
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