From: ichikawa@bonsai.cs.uiuc.edu (Itaru Ichikawa)
Newsgroups: fj.jokes
Subject: Responsibility
Date: 7 Jan 93 18:13:31 GMT
Distribution: fj
Organization: HCI Lab., Dept. Comp. Sci. UIUC, IL, USA.

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