From: rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift)
Subject: Re: Shit for NZ'ers brainz
Organization: -=[ Curtin University of Technology ]=-  Perth, Australia
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 08:22:04 GMT

zoltar@amigans.gen.nz (NZ Amiga-luser Knobhead!) writes:
> rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift) writes:

>> ObSpellingRetardedCountryToTheSouthEastOfOz: Can you speel fukk uff?  Can you
>> count to "sex"?

> Erm, It's you aussies that say `Sex' instead of `six' now don't go saying 
> ya don't 'cause I have heard ya, and `Tinnys' etc........

Shut up Tinny-ya for brainz.  Droolpaper resident!  GEE KAN 1 BE R00LY K0Ol
L1EK Y0U?

>> >> ObGrammar:  It's INTERNATIONAL, not the wanky word you used!

>> Well?  You forgot to answer this one regarding the "inter-country" faux
>> pas you created.

> Well, there' smore action here now since us Kiwis came onto the scene, 
> more pub brawls and more bloody flaming than I have seen on here for a 
> while, comon guys, get flaming, flame yourselfs, flame your friends, 
> flame your family....

... flame you in your asbestos cork outfit!

Please, oh wise knobhead, tell me what a "smore" is?  Is it a contraction
on sheep-whore?

It is obvious that a "comon" is where you get felched, isn't it Windex,
Defender of the Land of the Long White Cloud?

"Yourselfs" is an interesting spelling.  Us Ozzies might use it for "ourselfs".

>> So, just because you can have a different sheep every night for the next five
>> years doesn't mean you have to brag about your bestial sexual congress!

You didn't answer this.  But then again, big words like "sexual congress" just
seem to be out of the grasp of even the most intelligent of New Zealanders.

And they're probably still outside being shorn!

>> >> P.S.  Your nomination for the Asbestos Cork Award for September 1992 has 
>> >> been gracelessly accepted.

> Actually I prefer the more `Human' female, Obviously you haven;t 
> experienced the joy of having sex with a `Human' female, (oops sorry, 
> thats right there aren't any human females over there!) :)

What have human females to do with the Asbestos Cork Award?

And mind you, we do have sheep, so you will FIT RIGHT INTO (them) over
here, if you choose to emigrate and dole-bludge off of Australia.

>> ...And not a better person for it to be awarded to.

>> Now fuck off back to alt.sex.bestiality.new.zealand.sheep.duct.tape where you
>> belong!

> And you fuck off to Alt.Aussie.shit.for.brains.and.non.human.lovelife

There is no alt.aussie heirarchy, but there is an alt.sex.bestiality one.

Make 'em funny, or GET A LIFE LOSER!

> Quote of the moment: `Please insert $10 for the next 0.5 seconds'

Quote for the NZ'ers:  `Please insert your own dick up your ass!"
(Do you know whether you are coming or going?)

Rod
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