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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Blonde Joke Request
From: marshall@brandonu.ca (Edward S. Marshall)
Date: 19 Nov 92 13:25:45 CST
Organization: Brandon University, Brandon, Manitoba, Canada

In article <1992Nov12.172110.44683@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>, kusling@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
> Hello Everybody-
> 
> I need your help.  Surely SOMEBODY saved all the blonde jokes when they 
> appeared a while back.   Please please please mail 'em to me.
> 
> Thanks
> -- 
> Lorri Sloane              Computer Operations Group
>                           New Mexico State U. - SH184    E11D Vista del Monte
> LSLOANE@NMSU.EDU          Las Cruces, NM  88003          Las Cruces, NM  88001
>                           (505) 646-6248                 (505) 526-1192

Me too!  (Please please please - Mommy always told me to be polite!)

:)

-- 

Edward S. Marshall                                         marshall@brandonu.ca
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                                    STRESS:
      The irresistable urge to deal with your problems by strangling the
           living shit out of someone who deseperately deserves it.
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From: mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Michael Howard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: GOLF BALL
Date: 18 Nov 92 02:32:18 GMT
Reply-To: mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Michael Howard)
Organization: Laboratory for the Foundations of Computer Science, Edinburgh U

1) Didn't you all get the golfball joke? Do posts from here not reach america,
or is there just a l - o - n - g lag?

2) APFAQ: Why is it called the 'green golfball joke'? Well, obviously, calling
it the 'glass eye joke' would give the game away so green golfball was best
name. Would've thought red would've been more appropriate (blood) unless
gangreen had set in (not surprising really!). More likely explanation: the
woman had green eyes, but this was taken out in later version 'cos it gave away
the punchline too early. Not sure how makeshift the version I passed on was.
(was from about a year ago too!)

3) sorry if I put you off your dinner :-)

 btw, isn't it incredible how many ppl tried 2B clever by pretending 2B in on
the 'joke' (i.e. thinking the joke didn't exist, and 'joining in' teasing the
others), with the appropriate 'snowball' effect!  |-D

(oh yeh, is there a sicker joke out there NEwhere? :-)



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From: mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen)
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 09:46:11 GMT
Subject: Re: Riddle -
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: rec.humor

In rec.humor, dlovely@meaddata.com (David Lovely) writes:

> |> >  A man is talking to a zoo keeper :
> |> >  Man : How many animals are there in your zoo?
> |> >  ZK  : Well, I can tell you that there are 64 heads and 186 legs?
> |> >  Is it possible to work out the answer to the mans question from this?
> |>
> Assume that there are X 2-legged animals and Y 4-legged animals:
> 	2X+4Y=186 (1st statement)
> 	 X+ Y= 64 (2nd statement)
> 	---------
> 	2X+4Y=186
> 	2X+2Y=128 (Multiply both sides by 2)
> 	---------
> 	   2Y= 58 (Subtraction)
> 	---------
> 	    Y= 29 (Division)
> 	---------
> 	 X+29= 64 (From above, substituting 29 for Y)
> 	---------
> 	 X   =35
> 
> Therefore, there are 35 2-legged animals and 29 4-legged animals.
> So there are (naturally) 64 animals in the zoo!
  	Ahh, but this is only one possible solution if the question
	had been different.  I still think 64 animals is the solution
	to the exact question.  If they had asked for a breakdown then
	yours is probably the best, but this could be broken down into
	a matrix also....33 2 legged animals, 30 4 legged animals and 
	one no legged animal.....still adds up to 186 legges, and 64
	heads....and so forth.....
Morty
> 
> -- 
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From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: What do you....
Date: 20 Nov 92 20:13:37 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov17.151657.3802@spider.co.uk>, andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Ca
nnon) writes:
>What do you call a fly with no wings ?
>
>
>
>
>A Walk !
>
>Yes ???
>
>
>Where is the GGBJ when you need it ?
>--
>|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |
>| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |
>|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |
>|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
>
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
    Take it for a drag.
What do you call this dog?
    It doesn't matter, its not like the thing is ever going to come anyhow.

    
-- 
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
758-0207
MLSA

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
From: <U0A6B@wvnvm.wvnet.edu>
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 13:23:47 EST

Jeep = Junk Each and Every Piece  Junk Each and Every Part
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gregk@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Gregory Krueger)
Subject: Re: 10 sentences you dont want to hear
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 06:09:10 GMT
Organization: Colorado State U. Engineering College

In article <1992Nov14.123837.6495W@viper.edb.tih.no>, terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b) writes:
|> Hokay, here's
|> 
|> 10 SENTENCES YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR
|> 
|>  1. - I cant kill the bastard!
|>  2. - Baby, there's something I have to tell you.
|>  3. - What pill?
|>  4. - We are from the tax department, and would like to
|>       look at some of your files.
|>  5. - This is Dr. Smith calling; remember that test you did?
|>  6. - This, buddy, is OUR territory.
|>  7. - You mean you actually ATE it?
|>  8. - We will have to take some tests.
|>  9. - We will have to take some more tests.
|> 10. - Do you have a really good health insurance?
|> 

	Of course, you can't forget this one:

(Most effective if told in a mens restroom while standing at a urinal)

"Hey, what are the last two words that you want to hear while standing
at a urinal?"

Pause for a second...

"Nice Dick!"



just my 2 cents worth....

Greg
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jcarr4@mach1.wlu.ca (judy carr 9207 U)
Subject: Re: other ways to say vomit..
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 04:29:23 GMT

Round trip meal ticket.
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: help Bofh
Date: 21 Nov 92 07:32:32 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov20.191945.116803@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:
>In article <1992Nov16.225418.25998@megadata.mega.oz.au>, vince@megadata.mega.oz
.
>au (Vince Sandrone) writes:
>>From article <2757.3139.uupcb@synapse.org>, by doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug He
w
>ko) :
>>> From: doug.hewko@synapse.org
>>>
>>>
>>> In message <1992Nov14.044635.1588@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, LOBO says:
>>> LO.  Would somebody email me the Green Golf Ball Joke, I've necer seen it an
d
>>>   .would like to find out what it is about.
>>>
>>> Me too please! My e-mail address is: doug.hewko@synapse.org
>>>
>>>                Doug
>>> ---
>>>  . 1st 1.01 #574 . Virtue is like a rich stone, best plain set. (Bacon)
>>>
>>
>>BOFH where are you???
>>There are all these nice email addresses to add to your collection!
>>
>>
>>--
>>--------------------------------------------------------------------
>>Megadata Pty Ltd                e-mail: vince@megadata.mega.oz.au
>                                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>2/37 Waterloo Road,             fax   : +61 2 887-4847
>>NORTH RYDE NSW 2113 AUSTRALIA   voice : +61 2 805-0899
>>
>Maybe I'm naive, maybe I'm new, a rube a mere freshman, I do not know and I do
>not care who or what this BOFH is, But I do know an email address when I see
>one, mine is somename@someschool.edu (Actually it isn't but hey, who cares, all
 of
>y'all can look it up any time they want by looking at the begining of my
>transmission, if there is a bastard operator from hell or what ever this BOFH
>may be let him meet me on rec.sport.deuling or some other board of his choice
>so we can duke it out with various kaskades and versions of the green golf
>ball joke amoung the shattered glass of the beer bottle room and all those
>other waste of space things that I'm sure he is behind SHOW YOUR SELF, I am
>not afraid.
>--
>MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
>758-0207
>MLSA
>
>"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
>wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
>another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
>
In this earlier posting I naievely wondered what a BOFH was, I got in over my
head and am now in need of all sorts of help, don't make the same mistake,
there are some things in this world which are not meant to be challenged, I
have only one piece of advice: BE AFRAID, be very very afraid.
-- 
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
758-0207
MLSA

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
From: dddawson@lpl.arizona.edu (Doug Dawson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: I don't get 10/28 Far Side
Date: 22 Nov 92 04:46:08 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Lunar & Planetary Laboratory, Tucson AZ.

In article <1992Nov20.205610.3803@GTEtele.com> hewitt@GTEtele.com (Mark Hewitt) writes:
>: In <Bx5Kp0.E6K@wang.com> dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:
>: 
>: 
>: >I don't understand the Far Side calendar for Wednesday, Oct. 28.  On a
>: >shelf there are three pickle-jar type things (like lab specimens)
>: >and the caption is "Broca's brain, appendix, and baseball glove"
>: 
>: >I guess Broca must be someone or some piece of culture that I
>: >skipped over in my life.
>: 
>: >Thanks in advance for the clue.
>: 
>: >Dave
>
>
>Uhh...guess nobody reads Asmiov around here.
>
>"Broca's Brain" is the title of a science fiction novel.
>
  Um...no.  "Broca's Brain" is the title of a collection of science
  essays by Carl Sagan (though "Donovan's Brain" _is_ a science fiction
  novel).  As I recall the title essay, Broca worked on studying the
  brain (the language centers, I think), and after his death, his brain
  was pickled and put in a jar in a science museum, where Sagan happened
  to run across it one day.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: shekhar@zeus.tamu.edu (SHARAT SHEKHAR)
Subject: Re: CONNECTED NAME SEQUENCES
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 22:02:00 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.051148.10753@wam.umd.edu>, bgohari@wam.umd.edu (Babak Gohari) writes...
>Well, how about this:
> 
>Boy George Michael Jackson Brown University Washington Heights
>----------         -------------            ------------------
>    --------------         ---------------- 
>           ---------------       ---------------------
> 
>Ok, would that be considered rank 7?
> 
>BTW, Washington Heights is a town nearby.

	Well ... almost ...see University Washington would not be complete
without the "of" inserted ... but anyway ... great for a 1st attempt 

	Yes Rank 7 indeed !!!!!!! good show

	Here's another (of Rank 7)

	---------- -------- ----------- ----------------------
	Larry King Lear Jet Black Magic Johnson Administration
	      --------- --------- -------------


	ciao
Xref: sparky rec.humor:34683 alt.folklore.computers:16705 alt.cascade:3338 alt.best.of.internet:135
From: 002519m@ace.acadiau.ca (KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL)
Subject: Re: Wanna buy a duck?
Organization: Acadia University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:21:08 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.160838.58151@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE) writes:
>From: msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE)
>Subject: Re: Wanna buy a duck?
>Date: 11 Nov 92 16:08:38 GMT
>In article <1992Nov9.234117.9037@edinboro.edu>, m484443r@edinboro.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Nov3.130649.1390@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, dlaro@lonestar.utsa.edu (
>David O. Laro) writes:
>>> In article <1992Oct31.181227.56059@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
>(SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Oct29.210831.25603@edsi.plexus.COM>, trimper@edsi.plexus.COM
>(Gr
>>>>eg Trimper) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE
>,
>>>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>>>>I don't give a fuck.
>>>>Not even for a buck
>>> Well how about a duck?
>>A what?
>>A Duck you shmuck!
I say we run over him with a truck.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mgupta@eng.clemson.edu
Subject: Re:  999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Clemson University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 19:35:01 GMT

In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>
>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>>>
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>they'd be...
>> 
>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>> they'd be...
>> 
> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> there'd be...
>
>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>they'd be....
>
999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
they'd be....
 
                                 
							Manu.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: el8g@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (The Almighty)
Subject: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 06:58:11 GMT

Summary:it exists dammit 
E

Followup-To: 
Distribution: 
Organization: University of Virginia
Keywords: 

I'm sick of hearing people laugh at all the others and say the joke
does not exist.  I heard, it exists.  Its not that funny, its not
vile, its not disgusting, its simply a stupid joke that people
say when they're in long feeder-type lines in places like 
Disney World and Great Adventure.  Its not that good, as a matter
of fact, its only worth comes from the fact that its long and
it passes the time in the lines.   For all of you who want to hear it
forget it,  reading the joke on the network would suck.  But I assure
you it exists,
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: wharvey@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Wayne Harvey)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 02:19:06 GMT

mroberts@ptdcs2.intel.com (Mark Roberts ~) writes:

>In article <swtc62t@Unify.Com> tsv@Unify.com (Tim Vannaman) writes:
>>
>>FORD:  First on Race Day
>>

>I thought that was supose to be

>		FORD: *FUCKED* on Race Day

>or my favorite:

>		FORD: Fucked-up Old Rebuilt Dodge

>		;) :0 :)


	Found On Rubbish Dump
From: sppp@hippo.ru.ac.za (Prof P Piacenza)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Hackers Test
Keywords: Hacker, Request
Date: 17 Nov 92 11:12:26 GMT
Organization: Rhodes University, Grahamstown, South Africa

I lost the copy of The Hackers Test, the one with the hexadecimal
question numbers!
If anyone has a copy please email to me.
Thanks.

	 L.Piacenza - Chemistry Department - University of Transkei

	 Internet: chpp@unitrix.utr.ac.za
-- 
	 L.Piacenza - Chemistry Department - University of Transkei
	 Internet: sppp@hippo.ru.ac.za  Tel. 27-471-3022384
	 Internet: chpp@unitrix.utr.ac.za
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 18 Nov 92 03:09:14 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov16.205704.27209@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (S
COTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott)
w
>rites:
>>In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan
)
> writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.ro
c
>hester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J L
i
>ddicott) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>
>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>>>
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>they'd be...
>>
>>999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>they'd be...
>>
>999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>And if one were to take out a machine gun and shoot
>999,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>And put four brown bottles hanging on the wall
>they'd be...
>3 Green and 4 Brown bottles hanging on the wall
>
>[Feel free to add on...]
>
Ok:
There was this earthquake, right, and the whole fucking building fell down
smashing all the goddamn bottled and ending this stupid joke before anyone else
gets hurt by it.
-- 
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
758-0207
MLSA

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
From: mnelson@balin.cis.udel.edu (Mark Nelson)
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Keywords: offensive to engineers and marines
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 04:26:08 GMT

In article <BxtyEE.Bq5@icon.rose.hp.com> chapp@hprpcd.rose.hp.com (Bill Chapp) writes:
>Mark Nelson (mnelson@wilma.cis.udel.edu) wrote:
>>Bases need not even be integers: one of my favorites is sqrt(2) * I  
>>(sqrt(2) * J for any engineers out there :-).
>
>Someone else gave the example of base 2I using the digits 0, 1, 2, and 3.
>What are the digits for base sqrt(2)*I, and in general how do you
>determine which digits are "legal" for non integral bases?
>
>Since (sqrt(2)*I)^2 = -2, it appears that the even powered digits work
>like the base -2 example that started this mess.  The odd powered digits
>seem to able to give us only imaginary multiples of sqrt(2), unless we
>allow for irrational digits.
>
>And my most important question: what does any of this have to do with
>humor?
>
>-Bill

Hey, I said that sqrt(2) * I was a "favorite" base, not that it was 
the most useful base.  I was mainly using it to give an example of 
a (valid) base that most people wouldn't consider.

As you point out, the even powered digits work like base -2, and the
odd powered digits give imaginary multiples of sqrt(2) (positive and
negative), so the even and odd powers are in a sense orthogonal.  Thus,
the only digits needed are 0 and 1, since any other digits would be
redundant, i.e. every number expressable in this base as a "rational"
can be expressed using some string of 0s and 1s.  The general rule
for which digits are legal in any base is: exactly as many as you
need, starting with 0 and working your way up, of course (actually,
base 1 breaks this rule, but base 1 isn't a real base, since it 
doesn't have a true expression for zero or any way to express
non-integers).

Base 2I would probably be more practical, but it still has its
oddities: any complex number with an odd imaginary part requires
a digit to the right of the radix point, e.g. I = 10.2 .

What does this have to do with humor?  I was poking fun at engineers
and their use of J = sqrt(-2).  Ob. joke:

It's WWII, and an admiral is giving a briefing prior to an amphibious
invasion:  "...The shelling will start at sixteen fifty hours.  For
you members of the press, that's four fifty p.m.  For you marines,
that's when the little hand is on the five and the big hand is on
the ten..."

See the parallel?
-- 
This function is occasionally useful as an argument to other functions
which require functions as arguments.-- Guy Steele Jr. CLTL

Mark Nelson                                       mnelson@cis.udel.edu
From: cstadcb@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr C Isaac)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Followup-To: rec.humor
Date: 16 Nov 1992 17:09:55 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk


Please send me a copy of this green golf ball joke. The curiosity alone
is enough to justify any risk. I for one am -sure- that I want to know
what all of the fuss is about.!?!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: EC0AAEF <EC0AAEF@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU>
Subject: Creation Science vs Evolution
Organization: Your MUSIC System
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:41:40 GMT
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-8035]: music.tcs.tulane.edu



   I WANT MY DAMN RIB BACK

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