From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: The Overwhelming Popularity of Dry Cleaning
Keywords: send me $20
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 19:09:04 GMT




Howdy folks. the Right Reverand Rob here, here to tell you some FACTS
which will help you separate the PINK LIES from the SLACK LIES. Why just
last week, I was tellin my wife, "Honey, you know, when it gets right
down to it, it is really the TOILET PAPER MANUFACTURERS that pull the
strings in this country". She disagreed so i dropped the subject.

But thats really not the point. Im here to talk about DRY CLEANING, and
its effects on YOU and how it relates to the CON. JUst what IS DRY CLEANING,
other than an excuse to spend money and have your clothes doused with 
toxic chemicals? What is DRY CLEANING, other than another place for
you to stand in line, and another little ticket to lose?

Why, this all reminds me of a story. I was walking down the street clad
only in shorts, when BoB appeared. He said to me "Boy, it s hot, aint
it?" and then walked down the street, pretending NOT to be BoB, in fact,
acting as if he DIDNT KNOW that i was a PREACHER of his GOODRELIGION,
acting as if i were just a bozo on the street. I was greatly moved, and
after removing myself to the local gas station, communed with BoB in his
ethereal form.

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Rob Dobson              University of Virginia Music Library
"Anything that starts with Ellington ends with an assassination attempt
on the Fuhrer!" --SS-Sturmbannfuhrer Hans Reinhardt, July 1944