HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Date: 5 Nov 92 12:08:56 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov4.224811.15529@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
> In article <1992Nov4.095815.3691@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <1992Nov4.011736.4899@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>>> : In article <1992Nov2.105206.12246@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
>>> : > 
>>> : > 	In article <1992Oct29.150257.19288@DIALix.oz.au> 
>>> : > 	meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) did say :
>>> : > 
>>> : > [a little bit thrown mercilessly into a vat of boiling lemon curry]
>>> : > ->[lots and lots of stuff dissolved in a highly toxic solution comprising lemon
>>> : > -> curry, bits of a comfy chair and a Spring Surprise.]
>>> : > ->
>>> : > Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
>>> : > could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
> Does anyone have a universe that needs dissolving?
No, my world is growing just fine on its own.

>>> : > 
>>> : > But then what do I know about chemistry ????
>>> : > 
>>> : > ->>So how do you define Gina?
>>> 
>>> A protein large bag of mostly water (about 80%).
>>
>>I can personally guarantee that there is more to me than just water.
>>Want to find out for yourself? 
> sure.
>>> 
Lab's open from 12 midnight to 6 am daily.

>>> : > Pag aka well OK, but surely there should be a range in which it lies :)
>>> : 
>>> : Sure, I lie within a range. CAn you find me? 
>>> : > 
>>> : > PS, maybe this ought to go to sci.chemisty :)
>>> : 
>>> : NOW WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
>>> : I'd like to see what you know about interrelational chemistry, as in
>>> : between males and females. As in between you and me. YOu know, body
>>> : chemistry.
>>> 
>>> Would you like a consignment of androstenone?
>>> Then again, a few slugs of Tequila has much the same effect....
>>> 
>>Tequila? Not tequila!? the last time that was introduced to my system
>>it made an unfavorable impression upon my constitution a nd several
>>amendments had to be made.
> 
> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Complaints.
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 05:24:29 GMT

There have been a lot of complaints about the content of the newsgroup
recently (always :) ) so, if people would like, I'll keep a basic
python archive so that questions may be answered, and we can get
on with our normal rot. :)

Eccles


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: E.D.Silly's Page(official version)
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 04:41:16 GMT

jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jonathan) writes:

>>A message from Tonto
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~	
>>	Once again it's been a bad year for goats, with humans confirming
>> their ascendency in the vital fields of politics,economics,education
>> and technological achievements. Only in the Arts and in the mountains
>> have goats maintained their supremacy. Eton, Harrow and many other top
>> public schools are still closed to goats, and, of the Services, only the
>> R.A.F. allows goats to take up anything other than short-service
>> commisions. Fashion still passes us by, and when did you last see a goat
>> on Top Of The Pops?
>>	If we are to change this at all, we must learn to THINK GOAT. Don't
>> think of yourself as the plaything of Alpine milkmaids, the mascot of the
>> Irish Guards... Think of yourself as a GOAT. Don't be compromised by the
>> R.S.P.C.A....  remember GOAT IS GREAT! Right On !

>Or as JB (the Goat-Father of Soul) once put it:
>"Say it LOUD, I'm GOAT and I'm PROUD!!"

Are you sure your name's not Shubbie?

>>P.S do not eat this message.

>(gulp.) What?? Oh, sorry.
Silly thing.
Eccles

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de
Subject: Re: the positioning of officials
Organization: University of Passau - Germany
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 12:48:49 GMT

In article <1992Nov20.145013.4123@wkuvx1.bitnet>
goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
 
>
>In article <168A5C606.J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de>, J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de writes:
>> In article <1992Nov18.115823.843@blurt.oswego.edu>
>> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke) writes:
>>
>>>
>>>In article <BxvoF0.3sn@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>>I've had it with this newsgroup and a certain executive officer making
>>>>>unfounded allegations.  Later, folks.  I apologize to everyone who was not
>>    ^^^^^^^^^
>> I plead to set up an alt.fan.monty-python court to settle this and the
>> the problems to come| (That would make the newsgroup complete: We have
>> then a VP with an administration and a leader of the loyal fa^Horces,
>> a parliament and a court system| What else do we need?)
>Unfortunately for you, this matter has been settled out of court.
Even better, this is always the best way| (no irony| I really mean it|)
>>
>> If you need an impartila judge: Here I am |
>We could, perhaps, retain your services for later emergencies?
Sure, but since you appointed me to be the chief-linguist, it could
cause serious trouble concerning the seperation of powers|
 
>>
>>>>>involved in such a waste of time and space.
>>>>
>>>> Hold on. Remember this is Usenet and all things said on here
>>>> are for the most part NOT serious or real. Except the part
>>>> about me and Ginain the shower.....
>>>>
>>>>>Meredith taking a long vacation
>
>>>> Jester aka we will miss you.
>
>Gina aka who else wants an official position?
S.D.M. Trappus (Chief-linguist)aka typos momwithstnding
>>>> --
>>>> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent
>>>> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of
>>>> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.
>>>> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
>>>
>>>I'm done having a hissy now.  You didn't think you could get rid of me so
>>>easily, did you?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:10:48 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


And now, my reply, part 2!

>>>My god,that's what I've been saying all along!!
>>>Pass those Austrailian Table Wines..
>>                  ^
>>Get that i out of there.
>You missed.
Got it this time.,

>>>Beth aka i've got a bit of a dirty fork
>>Eccles aka Aren't you the lucky one.
>MNSio qaq Ssssh. Don't tell everyone, or they'll all want one.
Eccles aka Well, I've got one, so you're safe from me

>AHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Gumby humor.
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 06:13:29 GMT

schmidtc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Christian "Could you spell that?" von Schmidt-Pauli) writes:

>granben@elof.iit.edu (Benjamin Granzeau) writes:

>>I think it is time for some good gumby quotes.
>>A couple of people have done them one at a time but I needs to be focused on.
>>I will start the ball rolling Wiiiiiiiiitttthhhh...a herring!
>>Whoops, sorry, wrong subject.
>>That was from the Holy Grail.
>>The first item for today will be:
>>Said while standing in a small stream:  "I think we should tax people standing
>>in water.      Unhg?"

>How about : "I've go my head stuck in the cupboard!", and
>	    "My brain hurts!".

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

T.F Gumby.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: A WARNING!!!!
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 01:58:40 GMT

kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:

>|> 
>|> 	WATCH OUT - THERE ARE LLAMAS!!!!
>|> 
>|> 
>|> 
>|> 
>|> 
>Llamas are larger than frogs.
Ah,m yesh, buit are they green.
No, theres another difference.

>chestnutt aka marlin perkins
Eccles aka Lord Ferdinand Flibtb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: EXECUTIVE OPINIONS??
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Nov 92 21:44:38
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: cvadrbzb@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu's message of 13 Nov 92 21:44:40 PSTLines: 34

In article <1992Nov13.214440.1@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu> cvadrbzb@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu writes:
.You know, I'd just like to interject a comment here.

.First of all, it is a royal pain in the ass to read posts that are 98% quotes.
.Look, people.  If you want to quote someone, FINE.  But ONLY quote relevant
.parts of the post.  Not only is it eating up bandwidth, but it is irritating
.as heck to read.  Especially when you are just joining a newsgroup (as I am
.with this one).  One of the first posts I saw started like this:

.>
.>>
.>>>
.>>>>
.>>>>>
.>>>>>>

.I mean, GET SERIOUS!  Who really cares when it goes that far back?  As far as
.I can tell, there are about 3 people who are posting things here, and it is
.NOT very fun to read.

.SOME of you are posting 5 or 6 times IN A ROW!  Can't you say what you have
.to say in ONE post?  I am sick of reading the same person's post over and
.over again, especially when most of them are >>>> posts.

.Jeesh.  I love Python, but this newsgroup is a HUGE disappoinment so far...

Try comp.sys.pc.political.gardening.flame.speling

.Mark Pettit
Yeah!  finally the end!  I think I'll dance a happy jig!

[does so]

Dan aka I wonder if I left anything important out...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: All Right!! Cease Fire!!!!!
Date: 16 Nov 92 04:35:37 GMT
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet's message of 13 Nov 92 14:36:47 CSTLines: 40

In article <1992Nov13.143647.3948@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
.In article <1992Nov10.214143.804@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
.> ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!
.> 
.> 
.> I am extremely sorry that I ever started any of this "sleazy" nonsense.  I
.> started reading this group to enjoy some silliness and a nice tin of Spam every
.> once in a while, and now I'm quite bored with the whole thing.  I refuse to
.> post anything else having to do specifically with this stupidity.  Things have
.> gotten a bit carried away.

.As usual everything gets carried away.
.HEY COME BACK WITH MY COUCH.....

Oo! Is that *your* couch??  I'm sooo sorry, I thought it was...uh... I
thought it was my aunts, and I was just going to go..uh.. put it away
in the cupboard where it belongs.  Say!  Is that Joan of Arc!?! [point
off in the distance... Dan bolts for the door, couch in hand]

.> I am quite willing to admit that our esteemed vice-president Gina is the
.> world's foremost sexpert if it will shut everyone up.  Let's get back to some
.> real Python trains of thought and let this topic die or else move it to
.> alt.sex.  
.You have to admit that of your own free will, not to shut everyone up
.but because you WANT to say it and you BELIEVE it. 

I believe!  I want it!  Oh Lord Jesus!  I BELIEVE!  AHEM!

.> Gina, I apologize for arguing with our VP elect.  Please don't have me executed
.> for treason.  
.I'll think about it. What'll you do as an act of kindness to the
.NEWSGROUP, since I look out for the best interest of my lovers--I mean
.my constituents. 

Thats it, I think it's reconstitute ourselves.

.> Meredith the Bored and (Hopefully Temporarily) Pythonless
.Gina aka the oddly official VP and leader

Dan aka VP?  Vivacious Pumpkin?
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Glyupie leudii
Date: 20 Nov 92 16:24:14 GMT
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Ya nye gavareet parusski.

Dan aka My native language is actually Common LISP, but don't tell
anyone
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Jacques Costeau is the Messiah!
Organization: The Hexagon
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 05:34:44 GMT

Dan Blum (blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu) wrote:
: 
: >brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) siiiings:
: >>Andrew Pagett (aep@aberda.aber.ac.uk) wrote:
: >>: Pag aka does anyone know the words to Jerusalem ???
: >
: >>And did those feet in ancient time
: >>Walk upon England's mountains green?
: >>And was the holy lamb of god
: >>On England's pleasant pastures seen?
: >>And did the countenance diving
:                           ^^^^^^
: 
: You know what this means, don't you?  Jacques Costeau is the Messiah!
: Note the initials... But wait.  That's silly.
Of course it is. So, I made a typo. Sue me!

: Dan "Tool of Satan, NOT Jacques Costeau, and I've never been scuba diving
David aka you'll do 20 years for not having an aka
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.)
Subject: Horace Poem
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 16:53:52 GMT

(from MP's big red book).

Horace

Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay
Horace ate himself one day.
He didn't stop to say his grace,
He just sat down and ate his face.
"We can't have this!" his Dad declared,
"If that lad's ate, he should be shared."
But even as he spoke they saw
Horace eating more and more:
First his legs and then his thighs,
His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
"Stop him someone!" Mother cried
"Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
But all to late, for they were gone,
And he had started on his dong...
"Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns
"You could have deep-fried that with prawns,
Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."
But H. was on his second sauce:
His liver and his lights and lung,
His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
"To think I raised him from the cot
And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
His mother cried: "What shall we do?
What's left wont even make a stew..."
And as she wept, her son was seen
To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
And there he lay: a boy no more,
Just a stomach on the floor ...
None the less, since it was his
They ate it - that's what haggis is. *

*No it isn't. Ed. Haggis is a kind of stuffed black pudding eaten by the
 Scots and considered by them to be not only a delicacy but fit for human
 consumption. The minced heart,liver and lungs of a sheep, calf or other
 animal's inner organs are mixed with oatmeal, sealed and boiled in maw in
 the sheep's intestinal stomach-bag and ...
 Excuse me a minute. Ed.

-- 

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Enough CRAP!
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 03:25:14 GMT

la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu jumps for joy:

>In article <1992Nov17.021509.28344@newshub.ccs.yorku.ca>, wc8384@writer.yorku.ca (Siusan Moffat) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov12.161525.816@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>OK, I would just like to state that I am utterly sick of this sex nonsense.  I
>>>would be quite happy to return to my silly pythonesque world and leave all this
>>>crap behind.  I hearby withdraw from this sleazefest race and refuse to post
>>>anymore garbage on the subject.  I hope that anyone who reads this newsgroup
>>>for MONTY PYTHON stuff will also do the same.
>> 
>> HERE HERE. I'M SURE THERE'S A SEX NEWSGROUP TO DO THAT SORT OF THING
>> IN...ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CONTIBUTE TO A SEXLESS MP ZINE -  POST A SEXLESS
>> MESSAGE TO ME... WE PROTISTANTS HAVE TO STAND UP FOR WHATS MORAL YOU KNOW...
>> "EVERY SPERM IS SACRAD" MY BOTTOM!!
>> 
>> GWEN DIBLEY

>Thank you very much!!! Some sensibility!

Meetch aka OOooh no!  We can't 'ave that now, can we?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
Keywords: expensive.........
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 01:19:54 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>
>>>Yep you heard it right..I'm for sale...
>>>So post your offers for my body, soul, sex, nifty costume
>>>and whatever else you want to buy from/off/of mine
>>
>>3 SHILLINGS!!

>umm too late Gina already bought me.....

Bog, but your easy.

>>>Court Jester aka wow, I'm full of ideas.....
>>Eccles aka I'm rich!
>Jester aka Gina is performing erotic acts on me as we speak.
Eccles aka Like wringing out a dishcloth on your..um... thingie.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s13989bc@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: Roy& his amazing mosquitoes
Reply-To: s13989bc@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 00:46:12 GMT

	I happen to be the arms supplier for the amazing Roy, and I'd like
to go on record as saying that he is a jolly nice fellow, althought
his payments are a little behind, but he assures me that the next kill
will be a big one.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
Date: 18 Nov 92 14:10:06 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <BxwzCD.50G@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>|>>}Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
>>>>|>>Phil squig or is that "frosting-tipped tracts of land"?
>>>>|>Court Jester aka I think its Gina Tits seen across the land......
>>>>chestnutt aka Gina knits a marching band....
>>>Ct Jester aka Gina gets all the men?
>>eccles aka Not sodding likely. She can't have me - I'm booked till April.
> Jester aka she can have me..if she picks me up at college
> -- 
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    

I think its wonderful that I have stayed out of this skit as far as
contributing to it in anyway besides being the subject matter
described.

Oh, and JESTER, take a look at alt.overlords when you get a chance.
There's a surprise for you....

Gina aka I was here once...
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gina aka help
Date: 19 Nov 92 11:59:13 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov18.222650.8689@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
> All right, all right!  You can have Jester, already!  Satan knows I
> wouldn't want to stand in the way of true love, or lust, or whatever
> it is... I must be getting soft.
> 
> By the way, Gina, did I mention that I got my title for corrupting the
> morals of a young woman?  I'm sure YOU don't need MY help, but I'd be
> glad to try.
> 
> Dan aka Tool of Satan except alternate Tuesday
Isn't that strange? We must work on opposing Tuesdays or something.
Try to corrupt me, if you can.
Sure would be fun wouldn't it?

Gina aka is it warm in here or what 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Jester did WHAT??WHEN??
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 05:23:02 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>Jester aka I am not a drink, I am not a drink
>>>Maybe I was intoxicated by your company then...
>>Yeah thats it..come visit me..and have a nite of unbrifled ectasy
>At least its not unbridled, horses as so hard to steer without
>bridles.it

I know...especially with naked love-making on top of them....

>>>Gina aka wot's goin on 'ere? 
>>Jester aka I'm coming on you
>Don't you mean on TO me?

whatever...

Jester aka sicko........

-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Bored are we?
Date: 19 Nov 92 12:24:27 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov19.124528.21726@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <1992Nov18.181329.9773@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
>>> Yes.
>>> 
>>> Dan aka I've already pissed off 35 people today, and it's not even lunchtime
>>Sorry Dan, I'm not pissed off. 
>>But did I tell you the one about the Englishman who....
> 
>>Gina aka the goddess of bad jokes
> 
> You can't piss off all of the people all of the time, but you might as
> well give it your best shot.  
> 
> Actually I was referring to people here, not a.f.m-p denizens... I've
> been mailing limericks out when I have nothing better to do, and I
> never have anything better to do... I expect to be lynched soon.
> 
> So, Gina my little hedgehog, what can I do that WILL piss you off?
You can't piss me off. I'm in a wonderful mood AND NOONE CAN GET ME
OUT OF IT.  UNDERSTAND???   	good. now then....
> 
> Dan aka This is a boring reply isn't it
Gina aka there have been worse
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
Date: 18 Nov 92 08:59:33 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <DJOHNSON.92Nov16225204@cayenne.gac.edu>, djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
> In article <1992Nov16.141929.4003@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> .In article <BxqH8p.B2F@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> .> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> .> blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
> .>>>What do you want for your soul?  Don't be afraid to ask for whatever
> .>>>you want - I'm a professional, after all.
> .>>>Dan "Tool of Satan" (as certified by the Southern Baptist Church
> .>>Whatever he offers, I'll double it and through in a night of ecstacy.
> 
> .> damn...she knows how to buy a man......
> 
> .> Gina owns me now...she sure cant pay the right price.....
> .I do? Oh joy. Oh ecstacy!!!! Oh my what nice toes you have....and
> .ankles too...
> 
> Hey, I won't have any of *that* [SLAP]  Now put your parka back on my
> dear!  We don't want this..this PIMP getting any ideas.

Who was it you were slapping, my frined? If it was me, I'll have to
get angry and retaliate.
> 
> .>>Gina aka venus d'earth
> .> Jester aka affectionate slave of Gina
> 
> .Are you really, my dear? I have some chores for you...
> 
> .Gina aka should the South have won the war
> 
> That *was* the whole point, I think.  I think the north's winning had
> to do with the fact that there are no jungles in the US ('cept Hawaii,
> and they don't train there) so we were sorta clueless.  
> 
> Dan aka Or were you refering to Korea? NO I WASNT.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Four Yorkshiremen
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 03:28:11 GMT

Danny Rothenberg <X68147@BARILVM.BITNET> quibbles:

>Would someone please send me a copy of the 'Four Yokshiremen' Sketch.

When I was a lad, WE never 'ad the Four Yorkshiremen.  We 'ad to make do
with a pommie bastard who claimed to 'ave visited Yorkshire for holidays!

>Thanks a lot.
Meetch aka Not at all !  Stupid git...
From: opt-1-6@maxwell.physics.purdue.edu (1-6 Optics)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sit on my face!!!
Date: 20 Nov 92 17:17:12 GMT
Organization: Physics Department, Purdue University

I think the next line is : If we're both sixty-nine.
After that it all gets blurry.