From: bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu (Billy H. Chan)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
Subject: ILHC: NEWS UPDATE 11/21/92
Date: 22 Nov 1992 05:26:37 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu

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Many people have mailed me asking how they can join the club, and 
for some unknown reason, I'm having trouble responding by e-mail.
So, in order to answer those and future questions about membership
in the club, here's the FAQ for ILHC.

HOW TO JOIN THE CLUB:
	There's really nothing to it, you just have to do one or
more of three or more things.
	1) Mail us your story for our Weekly Love Story.
	2) Post or mail a response to our Discussion Topic.
	3) Mail us a question for our Love Clinic.
	4) Fill out and mail us a PenPal Form.
Of course, we really appreciate all and every letter we receive, and
we thank you for your continual support.  However, without a steady
supply of stories, questions, etc.  we will not be able to serve you,
our dear readers.  So, go ahead, send in your stories, your questions,
and your comments.

WHERE TO SEND YOUR STORIES:
	Please send them to bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu thanks.

WHAT IS THIS PENPAL THING WE HEARD ABOUT SOMETIME BACK?
	Well, it's still under consideration, and I'm thinking of putting
it to vote.  So, if you are interested in receiving a penpal through ILHC,
mail bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu a filled out penpal form.

WHERE CAN I GET A PENPAL FORM?
	There's one attached to this news update.  Just save it to a file
and jove/vi/emac/etc. it.  Then e-mail it to bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu

WHY DON'T I GET A RESPONSE FROM YOU PEOPLE?
	One main problem is that for some reason, my machine is having
trouble locating your machine.  I don't know why, but it's happening.  
	The other is that perhaps we're still thinking of a proper reply
to your quiry.  (For instance, the PENPAL question has been on debate for
a while now, with responses from the other Dr.s trickling in every few
days)

WHAT IS THE WEEKLY LOVE STORY?
	The weekly love story is mainly a story sent to us by you, our
readers/members, that you want to share with everyone.  We try to keep
the stories anonymous (to protect the innocent), but we do not in any
way edit your stories (so whatever names you use within are usually not
changed).  If you have a story you would like to share, again, please
mail it to Dr. Chilly-B (bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu)

WHAT IS THE LOVE CLINIC?
	The love clinic are mainly responses from the Dr.s.  They are
either in response to the Weekly Love Story (see above) or a question
one of our readers/members want answered.  Of course, we welcome any
questions about any topic, so don't be mislead by the title.

Alright, think that should cover most of the questions, here's that
membership/penpal form:

ILHC PENPAL MEMBERSHIP FORM

 1) NAME:
 2) E-MAIL ADDRESS:
 3) BIRTHDATE:
 4) GENDER:
 5) OCCUPATION:
 6) MAJOR & Yr.:
 7) HOBBIES:
 8) NATIONALITY:
 9) IDOLS:
10) LOVE EXP.:
11) PRESENT ADDRESS:
12) HOME ADDRESS:
13) # OF PAL(s) YOU WANT:
14) GENDER OF PAL(s) YOU WANT:
15) OTHER REQUESTS:

*  THERE IS NO MEMBERSHIP FEE REQUIRED  *  ALL WELCOME  *

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*  Dr. Chilly-B  (Coordinator)	<bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu>        *
*  Dr. Lemon			<scheng@unixg.ubc.ca>		  *
*  Dr. Sleeping Beauty 		<shsieh@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au> *
*  Dr. FeelingSoGood		<stu_wclau@vax1.acs.jmu.edu>	  *
*  Dr. Dewberry			<wlee@unixg.ubc.ca>		  *
*  Dr. Mike	 (emeritus)	<mkwan@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au>  *
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                  "Love is easy when you join ILHC"  !
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Billy H. Chan 	<bhchan@ocf.berkeley.edu>   "Life: a strange new
Just Babbling   <bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu>   state of confusion"
Disclaimer 1:   I'm actually a really nice person. (sorta) :) ;)
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