From: Vu Ngo <VU@GODZILLA.SCH.Symbolics.COM>
Subject: 4/15 deadline is near
Originator: daemon@media.mit.edu
Reply-To: VU@GODZILLA.SCH.Symbolics.COM
Organization: N/A
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:47:07 GMT

Hi SCVers,

It's not really as bad as the appending message might indicate.  But, AS A
REMINDER, if you need more time to work on the return YOU CAN FILE NOW FOR
AN AUTOMATIC EXTENSION which will extend the filing date to Aug. 15, 1992.
Use federal form 4868, available at libraries or post offices.

But, PLEASE REMEMBER, this extension does NOT extend your Tax Liability.
That is, you need to do some calculation to get a good estimate of your 
tax liability.  If you think you OWE tax :-( then send in the estimate 
amount with the Extension Form.  You will take credit for this amount 
in your tax return.  If you think you get a REFUND then just send in the 
form and think of what you'll spend it on :-).

Whichever the case, SEND IN THAT EXTENSION FORM TODAY.  If you don't 
know what the heck I'm talking about :-), then forget it and go back 
to sleep.

Yours truly,


-- Vu~

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    Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 11:14 EDT
    From: PDLBH@cunyvm.bitnet

	    Cha`o ba` con,

	    Qui' vi. na`o ca^`n ddie^`n thue^', xin du`ng ca'i form sau dday:



    f  11    000    4    000   Department of the Treasury -   11    999   999   11
    o 111   0   0  44   0   0  Internal Revenue Service      111   9   9 9   9 111
    r   1   0   0 44444 0   0  U U SSS                         1    9999  9999   1
    m   1   0   0   4   0   0  U U SSS Individual Income       1       9     9   1
      11111  000    4    000   UUU SSS Tax Return            11111  999   999  1111
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    For the year January 1 - December 31, 1992 or whenever you get around to it.
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    please| FULL NAME | LAST NAME  | SECOND TO LAST INITIAL | Starch     | []cuffs
    print,|           |            |                        | []yes []no | []nocuffs
    type  |------------------------------------------------------------------------
    or use| Present address of addressee (must be filled out by addressor or legal
    hyro- | guardian of aforementiioned (unless greater than line B above))
    glyph-|
    ics   |------------------------------------------------------------------------

    (no   | City, Town, Post Office, Shoe Size | Address greater than line 41? []yes
    Latin)|                                    | If yes, why? ________________ []no
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Height | Weight | Sex []yes | Occu-  Yours  _________ | Social Security Number
	   |        |     []no  | pation Spouse _________ | Yours _|_|_ Spouse _|_|_
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

		    Do you wish to designate    []yes   | Isn't     | NOTE:  if you
    Presidential    $1 of your taxes to this    []no    | this a    | checked   yes
    Election        worthy cause?               []maybe | dumb law? | we  will come
    Campaign        What about the little lady? []metoo |     []yes | and steal all
		    The kids, dog, cat, fish?   []woof  |     []no  | your hubcaps

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    Requested      A. How many talking chickens do you own?    | D yes?   []no
    by             B. Names _______________________________    | E no?    []yes
    the            C. Do any of them play the oboe? []yes []no | F maybe? []perhaps
    Department  ---------------------------------------------------------------
    of           Do you live within 2 miles | Have  you  rotated | If no file IRS
    Agriculture  of a decent  pizza  place? | your tires lately? | tire  rotation
		 []yes []no []extra cheese  | []yes []no []flat  | Schedule L
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Filing  1 [] Single  2 [] Double  3 [] Triple  4 [] Sacrifice Fly | for IRS use

    Status  5 [] Married Filing Singly Joint return                   |  O |   | X
		 (even if spouse is married separately)               | ---|---|---

	    6 [] Joint married singly separate spouse                 |    | X |
		 (but filing double jointed)                          | ---|---|---

	    7 [] Head of Household filing separate but joint return   |  X | O | O
		 (if unmarried but jointly single)                    |------------

	    8 [] Head of joint filing single file spouses separately
	    9 [] Widow(er) with separate dependent filing out of joint return singly
	   10 [] Deceased filing posthumous return
		 (attach notarized Death Schedule D, signed by deceased)




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    Exem-   41 a regular?                                      | Enter number of
    ptions     b [] yourself  [] 65 or over  [] blind  [] dead | boxes checked  __
		 [] spouse    [] 65 or over  [] blind  [] dead |
	       c Names of Dependent children who lived with    | Check number of
    You          you __________________  Why? _______________  | boxes entered  __
    are        d Just first names dummy.                       |
    here       4 Do you weigh more than last year's tax form?  | Enter number of
     |         e Number of parakeets subtracted from Gross     | checkered boxes __
     |           Rotated Income (plus line 27 - unless greater |
    \|/          than twelve miles)                            | Do nothing
     v         f How many inches in a liter? _____             | Here           __

     *      11 a Total Confusion
		 (add lines 6e and f,g; fold in eggs, beat until firm) -------- --
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    Income  12 Wages, Salaries, Tips, Extortion. (attach W2 forms to    |##|     |_|
	       your forehead with heavy duty staplegun) . . . . . . . . |12|_____|_|
	    13 Remunerations (if less than gross reimbursements then    |##|     |_|
    Please     file schedule Q (see page 14 of "Joy of Cooking")) . . . |13|_____|_|
    attach  14 Gross influx (see 40% of instructions) . . . . . . . . . |14|_____|_|
    payment 15 Money you made (if $400 or less, more or less, list      |##|     |_|
    (small     schedule B without not filling in Part II and R2, but    |##|     |_|
    unmarked   more than line 8). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |15|_____|_|
    bills)  16 What about all that cash you stashed in that jar under   |##|     |_|
    here.      the garage? (see page 7 of instructions) . . . . . . . . |16|_____|_|
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
       -

	    17 Add lines 12 through 16, multiply by 2,                  |##|_____|_|
	       this is your total income. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |17|_____|_|
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Taxes   18 Enter Grossly adjusted net average income (line 17). . . |18|_____|_|
	    19 Enter Total deductions (if greater than 0, enter 0). . . |19|_____|_|
	    20 Subtract line 19 from line 18. Taxable income. . . . . . |20|_____|_|
	    21 Figure Total Taxes using line 20 . . . . . . . . . . . . |##|     |_|
	       [] Tax Table [] Tax Rate Schedule X, Y, or Z [] Guessed. |21|_____|_|
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Payment 23 Federal income tax withheld  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |23|_____|_|
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Amount  25 If line 23 is larger that 21, you made a mistake,        |##|     |_|
    You        re-figure your taxes.                                    |##|     |_|
    Owe     26 Subtract line 23 from line 21. . . . . . . . . . . . . . |26|_____|_|
	    27 Add the shirt off your back. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |27|_____|_|
	    28 Send it in . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |28|_____|_|
	    29 Pick a number between 1 and 10 . . . . . . . . . . . . . |29|_____|_|
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    Please   Under penalty of death, I declare that every figure on this return and
    Sign    accompanying  schedules is correct  to within 100% plus or minus some
       .
    Here     Signature ___________________________ date ___________   check here [ ]
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