HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Piggybanks
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:45:22 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY


And Gina readily adds:
In article <BvvA6I.5pr@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v133ju6p@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Paul R. Pompi) writes:
> I say, Neddy.
> Did you say something, Neddy?
> Why yes I did, Teddy.
> Well what is it Neddy?
> Piggy banks, Teddy.
> Piggy banks, Neddy?
> I want to hunt piggy banks, Neddy.
> You want to hunt piggy banks, Teddy.
> That's right, Neddy.
> 
> Well, time to bring home the bacon, Neddy.
> That's not bacon, that's sirloin, Teddy.
> Can't be sirloin from a pig, Neddy.
> But that's sirloin, Teddy
> Isn't, Neddy!
> Is, Teddy!
> Isn't, Neddy!
> Is, Teddy!
> I believe I've been playing the fool, Neddy.
> 
> 
>                        -- Jethro Q. Walrustitty --
>                                Silly Party
Is too teddy! Where did you find mine, anyway? I've been looking
everywhere to find it. Did the little piggy brign it home? -->Gina
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Song lyrics
Date: 9 Oct 92 16:21:10 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

pww9211@zeus.tamu.edu (WINFREY, CHIP) writes:

>Could someone be kind enough to e-mail me the words to
>the "Philosophers' Song"? Thanks in advance.

Right! Once Again By Popular Demand Here is a 
Transcription of the Philosopher's Song:

------------------------------------------------

Mulemane Tank saw a lear sinpast
 how saw evry learry blaste
Diggerhee, Diggerhee saw a byzoo ragbeg
 how cloud knird oyu urend eth bleat
Vidda Mehu cloud mousecount
 ogod lo' Fichrider Leghe
dan Tintwitgenes saw a yerbe sinew
 how saw stuj sa shochsled sa Slaglech
Three's nonight Cheeztin unclot'd cheat ay
 tubo eth asiring fo eth wirst
Crasstoe shefilm saw prementalyn sspied

Honj Rattus Lilm fo shi now reef lliw
 no lahf a nipt fo bydarn saw lucraptraily lil
Altop yeth ays, cloud ticks ti yawa
 lahf a creat fo shewiky yerve ayd
Totalrise, Totalrise saw a gegrub fro eth blotte
 Shebob saw fnod fo shi Ramd
dan Neer Starcseed saw a knedurn raft
 "I knird, treeherof I ma"
sey Crasstoe shefilm saw lucraptraily dimess 
 A volley teltil hintrek tub a gegrub nehw she' sspied. (Io!)

------------------------------------------------

as transcribed by someone who can only type anagrams!

James <=== That's not funny!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: "davidr turner" <davidr.turner@canrem.com>
Subject: the germans say:
Reply-To: "davidr turner" <davidr.turner@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: alt
Date: 7 Oct 92 19:49:10 EST

00>>In article <CPM.92Sep25165928@kottan.digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de>
00>@digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de (Claus Meder) writes:
00>>|
00>>|Ist hier nicht der Deutschunterricht?
00>>
00>>In das Flipperwald gespurt?
00>>

Don't know if you're trying to quote the funniest joke in the world,
but if you are.... see below...












Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer?  Ja!  ... Beiherhund das
Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Translation: (no real one, but maybe someone wants to translate
it literally).
Later...
---
  SLMR 2.1a  I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
--
Canada Remote Systems  - Toronto, Ontario
World's Largest PCBOARD System - 416-629-7000/629-7044
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mentor@opal.cs.tu-berlin.de (THE GREAT MENTOR)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Organization: ZRZ/TU-Berlin
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 12:50:16 GMT

jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>>jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>
>>>kozickk@pell2l11.alleg.edu (Zick) writes:
>>>
>>>>Please, I know this has been asked before, but can anyone tell me where I  
>>>>can find the script to the Holy Grail? Any info would be appreciated.
>>>>					Sincerely,
>>>>					   Brother Maynard
>>>
>>>I've told you once...
>>No you didn't!
>I most certainly did!
Oh no you didn't!

--
"Your Life or your lupines!"
                                                    Dennis Moore (John Cleese)
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these mooses
Date: 14 Oct 92 15:10:37 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct13.185102.2610@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) joins the party (sorry, I couldn't resist. Should've, but couldn't):
>>In article <1992Oct11.000330.3052@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>In article <1992Oct8.182912.24622@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet throws more used hankies on the pile of rubbish to be burned at the end of the month:
>>>>>In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>>>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>>>>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>>>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>>>>>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
>>>>>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
>>>>>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
>>>>>than cherries any day.)
>>>> Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
>>>> 	in my mouth....
>>>What do stems have to do with it? I tell you I'M BETTER THAN CHERRIES!
>>Would you still say that immediately after seeing 9 1/2 weeks
> Wrong! The *correct* response was "*You* are a *piece* of *tail*!"
> But you don't walk away empty-handed, you still get our consolation
> prize (dramatic pause) A pair of plyers around the norti-bits!!
> 
>>dave smurf alright dammit, if my names cited above,
>>    wheres my earlier addition to this post grrrrrrr :-{
> Maje S nerak Oh! So *you're* the *bastard* what corrupted my "<==="!!
> 	Take that! (Thunk)
I'm offended. Where's my rat in shining armor to guard my ^&^!@** when
I need him?
From: jpo@pfbs.philips.se (James Poole)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Well done the BBC
Date: 13 Oct 92 10:07:45 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment BCFI AB, Sweden

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
: In <1992Oct7.150703.3028@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates:
: >In article <7OCT92.16382994@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
: >> In a previous article, jpo@pfbs.philips.se (James Poole) openly proclaimed
: >> his deep affection for small woodland creatures:
: >And queen Gina contradicts Cardinal Fievel:
: >> 
: >> Various birthday wishes deleted
: >>> 
: >>>Toodle-pip
: >>>Reginald Maudlin's Shin
: >>> 
: >>> **********************************************************************
: >>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
: >>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
: >>>*                                                                      *
: >>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
: >>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
: >>> **********************************************************************
: >> 
: >> Now look 'ere, mate...you 'aven't been payin' much attention, 'ave you?
: >> If you 'ad been, yu certainly wouldn't 'ave posted that bleedin' U2
: >> lyric wot's been causin' all the trouble 'round 'ere!
: >> 
: >> 			sincerely,
: >> 			Cardinal Fievel
: >> 			of the Spanish Inquisition
: >What trouble? I don't see any trouble here. Are you blind or are you
: >trying to start some trouble? Want to step outside?? 
: 
: Meetch aka I'd *much* rather go upstairs...

Well I've just seen all the verbage resulting from the Comfy Chair posting 
and the deep and sentimental U2 quote. You will be pleased to know that a new
line from U2 will be selected in the not too distant future.

Did any of you ever consider the conspiracy theory regarding the loss of
the comfy chair stuff?   No?   ....nor did I.

But for now I leave you with those immortal lines

 **********************************************************************
* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
* organisation or person except my own.                                *
*                                                                      *
* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
 **********************************************************************
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Morning Menu!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 06:28:37 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.202125.15902@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>In article <1992Oct13.194903.4360@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) does his fine impression of Dr. Gumby:
>>>(James Willer) squawks:
>>>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
>>>>>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>>>>>(David Bromage) writes:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>>>>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>>>>>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>>>>Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
>>>Ratboy <== has a lot of rat in him...
>>E Jams <=== I'd like spam, bacon, eggs, sausage and rat. That's not
>>	got *much* rat in it ...
>dave smurf Ooh I don't know Mrs. Scum, I once went to a restaurant
>            where that was the only thing in there spam, bacon
>            eggs, sausage and rat.  Well it did have a nice
>            parsley garnish though.
Ratboy aka Yea. That was me uncle. He used to be the village rat before the
   ratcatcher caught him. The bastard. Now he's naught but a dropping in the
   septic tank of life. With parsley. 

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: and now these masses
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 21:56:39 GMT

In article <1992Oct11.000330.3052@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <1992Oct8.182912.24622@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet throws more used hankies on the pile of rubbish to be burned at the end of the month:
>>>In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>>>>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>>>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina
>>>>
>>>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
>>>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
>>>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
>>>than cherries any day.)
>> Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
>> 	in my mouth....
>What do stems have to do with it? I tell you I'M BETTER THAN CHERRIES!
Would you still say that immediately after seeing 9 1/2 weeks

dave smurf alright dammit, if my names cited above,
    wheres my earlier addition to this post grrrrrrr :-{
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Voting
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:33:59 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <15OCT92.02001881@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> 
> Why VOTE FIEVEL???
> 
> I've got a shirt that says "Ministry of Silly Walks" on it.
> I make no promises I don't keep.
> I make no promises.
> I can survive in the city of Worcester, MA.
> I can deal with having a NORMAL PERSON as a roommate.
> I'm not RATBOY.
----I happen to LIKE Ratboy. thank you.
> Admiral Stockdale will not be my vice president.
> 
> VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!
> 
> keep a.f.m-p as insane as possible in '92!!
> 
> love and kisses,
> Fievel
Are those for ME?
> (candidate)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: RE: deadly joke question
Organization: Clark University
Date: 15 OCT 92 01:40:38 GMT

In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writhes *rgasmically:
> 
>In article <1992Oct11.205925.9221@daimi.aau.dk>, thravn@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen) writes:
>> jprlarib@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij) writes:
>> 
>>>Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
>>>Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python
>> 
>> 
>> Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus?  I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the name
>> of his wife.  Any sharp eared philosophers out there?
>> 
>> PS.  Which MP show featured a cod, which _didn't_ fly about 10 meters?
>> 
>> Jrobnroht 
>You aren't supposed to grasp her name, silly! It's her mane you're
>supposed to get!!!!!!
>I wouldn't admit to being a philosopher if I was, because then I'd
>have to admit I think and therefore I'd exist. The last time I was
>told I existed I --&**--ed the person who told me. And later he
>smiled...	So I would not admit to it. So there.


His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks.
I have Spoken!
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Vote
Date: 15 Oct 92 16:26:04 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

I know you all want to win the election, but the only way you
can hope to win is to mail me your vote by Novemberr 3rd
so get off your pinny ass and mail me your top 3 choices
fpr a.f.m-p president....

and a vote for me would not hurt either....

anyways.....only 9 people have voted.....just get your 10 best freinds
to e-mail me and walla......you can win.....

Jester aka now wasn't that easy?????
-- 
I am the cancelled checque that comes in the mail.
I am the zit on the night of crime's really big date.
I am the line noise that screws up your download...
I am the ghost of a chance that you don't have.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Terry Jones in YIJC
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 04:39:53 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.010042.25155@cs.ucf.edu> wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson) writes:
>I see this group is still full of crap. Well, here's something new: I was
>watching the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles and I saw Terry Jones in the
>pre-show credits. I didn't think anything of it, but it was the same Terry
>Jones from MPFC (or he has a twin!). He played some (Spanish?) spy. Not a huge
>role, but he was in all of the story.

very good..he can read and watch tv at the same time.....
lets all clap for him

>And now for something completely the same...(time to hit the 'u' key again)...

er...k key sorry....

Jester aka back from vacation.
-- 
I am the cancelled checque that comes in the mail.
I am the zit on the night of crime's really big date.
I am the line noise that screws up your download...
I am the ghost of a chance that you don't have.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Well done the BBC
Date: 7 Oct 92 15:07:03 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <7OCT92.16382994@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> In a previous article, jpo@pfbs.philips.se (James Poole) openly proclaimed
> his deep affection for small woodland creatures:
And queen Gina contradicts Cardinal Fievel:
> 
> Various birthday wishes deleted
>> 
>>Toodle-pip
>>Reginald Maudlin's Shin
>> 
>> **********************************************************************
>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>>*                                                                      *
>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
>> **********************************************************************
> 
> Now look 'ere, mate...you 'aven't been payin' much attention, 'ave you?
> If you 'ad been, yu certainly wouldn't 'ave posted that bleedin' U2
> lyric wot's been causin' all the trouble 'round 'ere!
> 
> 			sincerely,
> 			Cardinal Fievel
> 			of the Spanish Inquisition
What trouble? I don't see any trouble here. Are you blind or are you
trying to start some trouble? Want to step outside?? 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: johann gambleputty
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:10:08 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>(Ralf Wirth) writes:
>> Can anybody mail the full name of johann gambleputty to me, or post it into 
>> this group? Thanks.
>> 
>> To my mind, we should attack the members of the lower social classes first with
>> bombs and rockets, destroying their homes, and then wehen they run helpless 
>> into the streets, moaing thm down with machineguns. And then of course, release
>> the vultures.
>> I know that these view are unpopolar, but I never courted popularity.
>
>You didn't? I thought we went out once or twice or got engaged or
>something. Maybe I';m confusing you with Ratboy. Where is that Rodent
>anyway?

RIGHT HERE!

Ratboy aka I'm not *that* small am I?



Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Subject: Re: and now those massages
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 17:40:13 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Slimedog) liks:
>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jockstrap) fits really tight:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) spits in the face of danger:
>>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) vomits extrudinous bbody parts:
>>>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) leaps onto the tracks and snags the fair maiden just in time to pull her out of the way of the rapidly approaching super-bullet train:
>>>}>}jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) beats his hairy chess bored:
>>>}>}>no, please no....i itch all over right now..please now
>>>}>}><we interrupt for these unimportant messages}
>>>}>}>jester really liks to itch so please make him suffer in glee.
>>>}>}We interrupt   ^^^^
>>>}>}this
>>>}>}interuption
>>>}>}to ask the
>>>}>}burning
>>>}>}question:
>>>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
>>>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer! 
>>>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>Eric Njorl. Yes, on toast.
>No way...It can't be him....I thought I killed all the Norse.....
Not Eric Njorl, son of Hrothgar, slayer of the Dragon at Gwent,
who did ... UURGH! (thud)

>>>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>>}>this means war....
>>>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>>waterbaloons..
>>What about point-ed sticks...
>nope..especially not them....they can destroy all the ammo...
(in politician's voice) We must do everything in our power
to put an end to the "point-ed sticks race"! I propose unilateral
point-ed stick dulling. Let this be the first step towards a new
world order where people everywhere don't have to live in fear
of point-ed sticks! Maybe future generations will no longer need
waterballoons for their security, but until then let it be known
that we are willing the take this major stride into the world
of the future!! (I'm sorry, what was the question, again?)

>>>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>Jamus fnord How about the Navy, then? (in cream sauce)
>Jester aka nope...they are all weenie poofy people.....
E Jams nerak (from the a.f.m-p charter):
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	Rule 6: There is NO RULE #6!!
	Rule 7: NO POOFTAS!!!
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From: pww9211@zeus.tamu.edu (WINFREY, CHIP)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Song lyrics
Date: 9 Oct 92 01:31:00 GMT
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Could someone be kind enough to e-mail me the words to
the "Philosophers' Song"? Thanks in advance.

Chip  
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