HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rone@phakt.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie
Subject: Re: Como se dice "newbie" en el Espa^~nol?
Date: 10 Sep 1992 19:28:20 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

In article <6220@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>   nuevie ?

"el rpwhite con huevo"

5150
novato
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: please continue
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
	<Bu3HC4.sK@rice.edu> <lajkksINN965@aludra.usc.edu>
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 17:14:08 GMT
Comments: Earthquake predicters are fault finders


Ron Echeverri <rone@aludra.usc.edu> writes:
 andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg) writes:
  aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Alfvaen) writes:
   osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
    Alfvaen <aaron@space.ualberta.ca> writes:
     adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton) writes:
      eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman) writes:
       rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
        nj writes:
He plunged his hands into the vat of teeming lice, then poured them over his
mother, making sure to cover her well.  "Ok, Mum, when you're ready, make sure
to put the hat on." He ignited the butane torch and slowly approached the
terrapin tank.  Carefully opening the lid at arms length he pushed the flame
back into the torch with his right hand while his left hand was grabbing the
small furry animal, which stood silent all the while, but which started to
swing its tails around frantically while he positioned it in front of the torch
and unbuttoned his overalls.  The grebe winced, for Elmer's sheer size was
beyond big and bordering disgusting. "Hey rube, ever considered a diet?"  Elmer
asked himself.  Which was kinda stupid, considering the fact that

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
From: tskelly@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Top tips
Date: 7 Sep 92 15:41:14 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin



Fed up of hearing about all this violence in the world today?
Kill yourself - Hey presto! your violence blues are over.

_________________________________________________________________________

Algernon Fortesque-Smyth

I don't have a sig. - Ha
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 08:15:58 GMT
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Whenever I hear mention of Hurricane Andrew, I immediately
think of Drieux.

  -- Clifton

--
Home: cliftonr@netcom.com     +1 808 521 9073
Work: clifton_r@verifone.com  +1 808 625 3234
Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Whatever flames upon the night/Man's own resinous heart has fed." - W. B. Yeats
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29653 alt.flame:12721 alt.newbie:129
From: KAMCHAR@ibm.cl.msu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame,alt.newbie
Subject: Re: Where are all the newbies?
Date: 11 Sep 92 01:53:39 GMT
Organization: Kamchatka Charlie

Michael Hunt writes in puzzlement:

>Er... I don't want to sound stupid but what's a newbie? 

Newbies are people who have just discovered the net.  You can tell this by the
following characteristics of their posts:
     "Hello, I'm new on the net..."
     No email address
     Postings which do not fit within the topic area of the net.group
     Inflammitory postings because "I'm new on the net, and by gum I'm gonna
prove just how bad I am"  (this ends up happening, but not the way the average
newbie means it)
     "Your computer sucks!!" type flames [Example: "Amigas are bad imitation
Macs!" on comp.sys.amiga.advocacy (no flames please, just an example)]
     The tendancy to continue arguements to the point where they're not welcome
on certain net.groups
     Short tempers when they find out their nuggets of wisdom end up not being
appreciated
     "What's a newbie"   B+)

I'm sure some of the other people here have more and/or better ideas as to the
nature of the newbie.  As it is, I've between the stage of being a newbie and
being annoyed by them.

Later,
Kamchatka Charlie          KAMCHAR@ibm.cl.msu.edu
Peace, Love, Understanding, and Freedom to everyone, especially newbies.
Forget equality, that has been known to really gum up the works.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: pomo ducks
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 17:48:16 GMT

---
I heard a buncha ducks making an awful racket
yesterday.  They were going "angst angst angst"
and splashing water at each other.
---
c j silverio
and molting their black feathers
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: in yer dreams (was: When I'm Rich...)
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 08:02:01 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex
Summary: *plonk*

baker-j@news.cis.ohio-state.edu (john t baker) writes:
>
>When I'm rich, I'm going to have a huge mansion.  The mansion will have
>a very big lawn.  And I'm going to have a lot of horses.  The horses will
>be buried in the lawn with only their faces showing to the air (so I can
>feed them and keep them healthy).  I love horses and I'm going to have a
>lot of them.

of course, since you love horses so much, you *know* that they can't
be kept healthy if they are enclosed and not allowed to run.  of course.

i'll be the one who has you shot.


chaos

and if you replace "horses" with "women" you get a [R][D]ob Do[b][d]son post! 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: No "G-string" jokes, please.
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 14:40:35 GMT

Talked to my ex-girlfriend on the phone yesterday.
Turns out she just got her hands on a ukelele but
she didn't know how to tune it.  I offered to 
help since I just got a guitar tuner with a micro-
phone on it.

Later I had this conversation with my girlfriend:

She:  Can you come over right now?

Me:  Can't.  I'm going over to Lisa's to tune her
	 ukelele.

She:  I've never heard it called _that_ before.

I think I'll keep her.

mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Virgin-spotting for Tourism
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 23:17:51 GMT

A week ago worshippers flocked to Cold Spring in Kentucky with some 7500
credulists descending upon the town's St Joseph Roman Catholic Church
after Reverend Leroy Smith announced that an unnamed mystic had told him
that the Virgin Mary would appear there on a certain day.

About 6000 people stood before the church at the appointed hour.

At midnight, Leroy said, "let's take a moment to welcome the lady into
our midst" and the crowd fell silent for a few minutes, then started
prayin again.

Some claimed to have had a vision.

"I saw the blessed mother in a pine tree," fibbed Annie Gorman, a twelve
year old girl. One woman inside the church with 1500 others, said she saw
tears fall from the statue of the Virgin. Another woman, so overcome with
religious awe that she thought nothing of making an announcement that
might have got her mugged on the way home, said her rosary beads turned
from silver to gold.

The point in mentioning all this is not to scoff at the credulists,
although one does begin to wonder why, the Virgin is always so cryptic,
lurking in pine trees and provoking lachrymosity in effiges of herself
and does not materialise at, say, the Democrat or Republican conventions
when, thanks to television she will catch the eyes and ears of the world
and get what she wants to say off her chest.

No, the point in mentioning these reports is to draw the attention of
tourist authorities , as had been said before, to the size of crowds that
will always show up on the off-chance of a glimpse of the Virgin or of a
whiff of roses said to indicate her prescence. The phenonmenon is
repeated again and again, from Ireland to Yugoslavia to New Jersey.

All that is needed to attract regiments of tourists is a brace of
reliable sightings of the Virgin.

A cost-benefit analysis will show that, unlike the cost of building some 
hulking new tourist attraction, the creation of this attraction will 
cost nothing more than the fees paid, surreptisiously, to a few residents 
of unimpeachable virtue prepared to tell a small white fib for their
community, salving their consciences with the thought that this harmless
fib will, as the credulists roll up, create jobs for the locals.

The Virgin appears, overseas, in the most mundane places and it is
suggested that she could appear at the local tennis club(or perhaps in
the pine trees behind it - if there are any) and at the cycle sheds at
the local school.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29680 alt.sex:28954 alt.sex.bondage:17267 alt.politics.correct:5272
From: lothie@syrinx.umd.edu (Lothie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.politics.correct
Subject: Re: Beating (was Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE)
Date: 11 Sep 92 12:13:50 GMT
Organization: Star Chamber?

rsr, with whom I'm flirting gently cuz he's so cool, sez: 

>*picks jaw off the floor* Thank you.
>

Wow. Me, I'm not into dislocation fantasies. I'm pretty impressed, stud. ;)

>So ... what exactly do liberals dress like?
>:)
>

You know, I'm not sure. But I'd say it's a tossup between black EVERYTHING,
nothing at all, and the tie-dyed shirt and jeans look. For the latter,
wear birkenstocks, accept no imitations. Anyway, I happen to be fantasizing
about a PARTICULAR man.....*giggle* And for all of me, he could dress like
Barbara Bush! 

*pauses to try and imagine her Love and Master dressed up like ol' Barb*

*fails*

*oh well*

>Well, heck, me too! (With appropriate changes to account for my gender, of
>course ...) But I was actually wondering specifically about being roughtly
>punched or kicked ...
>

Yeah, sometimes. Different fantasy though. I'm not sure I would really
want to be punched and kicked. I'd DEFINITELY like to be slapped and
pinched and have my hair pulled, though, so I'm not sure where the line
is drawn....

I think that maybe at least once in my life I'd like to be "fucked up"
the way Elf described -- but I don't think I could handle it now. 

Stay cool, cute stuff....


**Lothie, not awake but with full flirting power on


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Carasso 1 Perlman 0
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 15:43:20 GMT

Article: 10547 of alt.config
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Newsgroups: alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie,alt.config
Subject: Quit picking on me
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.

I'm damned tired of everyone flaming and mailbombing me.
Please stop.
I can't take it.
Can somebody do a rmgroup on alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie ?
It's making me look bad.

--
Marshal Perlman - Huntington Beach - California - USA - Earth - Milky Way 
                 Private Pilot - Airplane Single-Engine Land

you win again, rog.........


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Shit, man, shit
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 20:25:22 GMT

I think this is the first time i have suffered the indignity of being
forced to post to talk.bizarre on a saturday.

by being forced to post, of course, i mean going to work.
i can survive here without t.b. its a sick craving akin to my sick 
craving for junk food which even now is forcing me to go by more
snack mix from the junk food machine.

really.
r


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Everybody's future (was Re: What is my future?)
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 21:17:38 GMT

al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>In a previous article, ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) says:
>>Cj _will_ find true happiness.
>It's *easy* to find true happiness:
>  1. Help others.
>  2. Be grateful for what you have.
>  3. Quit bitchin' about what you don't have.

from some other group:
> 1. You can't win.
> 2. You can't break even.
> 3. You can't get out of the game.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: biggles@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (David "Dave" Smolar)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Keywords: greasy guys in computer labs
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:34:57 GMT

C J Silverio writes
> ---
> I don't actually own the Magnepans yet.  I decided they
> were what I wanted and I set aside the money. > Materialism versus social  
responsibility.
>       Music versus politics.
> 
> ---
> c j silverio

	

	Can I have 'em?


		--bigglestarvedforentertainment
From: klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rutabaga and Stephie
Date: 13 Sep 92 18:52:01 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.music.beatles,misc.test
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting

Oh, what the heck.  Let's try it.

In article <8egfCmS00VAtN_3IAa@andrew.cmu.edu> Faisal Nameer Jawdat <fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>Rutabaga wrote assembler to make his machine crash.
>Stephie had a marine boyfriend
>Rutabaga was happy - he could make his box go down.
>Stephie hangs out at frats
>Rutabaga left the room - we couldn't boot the rest of the day.
>Stephie's boyfriend got kicked out of the marines because she blew
>him.
>Rutabaga has the weirdest emotional life I have seen this side of the
>big bang.
>Stephie is so reactionary that the far radical right has denounced
>her.

In a couple of years, they have built a home sweet home,
With a couple of kids playing in the yard,
of Rutabaga and Stephie Jones...
>
>i know the most interesting people...

-- 
Jeff Klein             | "Happily, Ral doffs his outer clothing for a
Browsing Boy of the LNH|  refreshing dip in one of the dangerous 
klein@kira.egr.msu.edu |  chemical vats." - Ty Templeton 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: short shameful electric bill
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 92 23:34:52 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 


$14,190.79.

I kid you not.

90543 Kwh.

That was *some* party, man.


RICHH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: HOW TO CHEESE OFF SYSTEM ADMINISTRATORS
Keywords: I'm a baaaaaad boy!
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 02:18:00 GMT

In <1992Sep10.021111.2371@ultb.isc.rit.edu> adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams) writes:
> Some time ago, Carasso offered butt sex for a program that would act
>like "biff", but would alert him when Gooley posted to any of the
>newsgroups.
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>From xxxxxx Wed Sep  9 17:03:05 1992
>Received: by ultb.isc.rit.edu (5.57/Config (1/21/92) (Postmaster DPMSYS));
>	id AA15066; Wed, 9 Sep 92 17:03:03 -0400
>In effort to provide quality time sharing computing services to the
>entire RIT community, ISC must be watchful of resource bottlenecks
>and activities which degrade systems and network performance.

Thank you, derrick, for sharing that quality time with us.

Ya know, too frighteningly many years ago, when I was choosing where to apply
to college, I was sort of torn between MIT (which looked keen) and RPI (where
my dad went).  Then RPI sent this folio proudly describing their brand-new
computer system for undergraduates, and boy did that make up my mind for me
real fast.

John Woods
MIT '83

>Please discontinue any further execution of "spy" or similar shell scripts.
>Such activities are clearly prohibited as described in the Secret Code of
>Military Toughness.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone,to.wasatch
From: death@buhub.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater)
Subject: Re: dumb shirts
Keywords: shirts, duh
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 03:38:00 GMT

In <1992Sep9.022911.10859@fcom.cc.utah.edu> PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:

>		picture of a cartoon horse lying on the ground.
>				(underneath this)
>		"help i've fallen and i can't giddyup"
>		i wanted to kill real bad for a moment, but i got over it.

 you know.....too much self restraint is a bad thing. sometimes you have
got to give into a need, and indulge yourself.
--
death@buhub.bradley.edu                              death@camelot.bradley.edu

                      I've always known -- I'll die alone.
From: dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Doing it by the Book
Date: 14 Sep 1992 22:11:06 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


I've always believed in doing it by the Book.  Oh sure,
it's made life harder sometimes, and sometimes there are
pressures that test your faith, but, through it all, I've
stuck by it, and I believe I am a better man for it...
"Jerry Lewis: My Life in the Limelight."


...unusually carasso
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re I wish....
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 19:44:11 GMT

schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
: I wish there were a drug that would make things that
: are far away look bigger than things that are close
: to you.
: 
: mark

How could you tell, though?  You'd be instantly blinded wherever you looked by
quasars and shit like that.

(Colon on Re: deleted to slip past Curtis' killfile, just out of sheer
 perversity)

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"Don't fight it--it's over your head."
Current Album--King Crimson:The Compact King Crimson
Current Read--Robert Heinlein:The Past Through Tomorrow
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Haiku
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:59:41 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <920909.103155@acad.UUCP>, Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com writes:

> There, in the garden,
> Goats eat the cherry blossoms,
> Heedless of sharp knives.

                     Metaconflagration
                     Defenestrated fuckheads
                     RICHH: bleed baby bleed 
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dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac        I post .
"I'm not a pheasant plucker ..."             . . I am.           +61 6 290 2215
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THEY MIGHT BE PRESIDENTS OF THE TURKISH REPUBLIC
Date: 5 Sep 92 00:18:54 GMT

In article <d+hn0bg.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
|> IN SOC.CULTURE.TURKISH Turkish Cultural Program List <TRKNWS-L%USCVM.BITNET@forsythe.Stanford.EDU> writes:
|> )        08/20/92, MILLIYET-- The president of the Turkish
|> )    Republic of Northern Cyprus, Mr, Rauf Denktas arrived in
			     ^           ^    ^

	OH YEAH RIGHT *R*AUF *D*ENKTAS FROM *C*YPRUS
	THATS VERY LOGICAL ROGER DAVID CARASSO OK NOW
BY
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: lord of the flies
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 01:12:52 GMT


Where are your parents young ones? Have you no authority figure on  
talk.bizarre? A bunch of looney tunes looking for someone to take care of them.

Really it's not your fault, it was the ones who abandoned you.

They say someone is coming to take you under wing.
--
Uner kannt durch's marchenland
  - Bill Clinton
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: bwf iso bwf
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 23:56:19 GMT

In <+5xnv4g.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>In article <1992Sep12.000442.28888@lemuria.sai.com> ap.4737@cupid.sai.com writes:
>>bwf living in southern nh iso bwf
>>for friendship, conversation and 
>>possibly more...
>>only serious replies please, nothing
>>weird.
>It's a sign of my relative innocence that I think that this ad is already
>a little weird.

Look, Mark., people from southern New Hampshire are people just like
the rest of us.  Really.  Well, deep down, anyway.
From: dave@irv.icl.com ( Dave Hill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Summary: Mark my words ...
Date: 10 Sep 92 19:35:38 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.letterman
Organization: ccicpg


There are a dozen or so crosspostings between
a.f.l and t.b. today.

Incredible.

I mean really, as a group, can you think of anyone
MORE clueless than letterman fans?

And Roger ropes them in with a single flick o' the wrist.

Yeefuckinghah.

The only problem is the letterman fans either don't know how
to change the newsgroups: line or think that letterman quotes
are germane to talk.bizarre.

Proving, of course, my point.

Rog, you're going to Burn In Hell for this.


	Dave
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