HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: Street Fighter 2 GIF piccies
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 18:45:29 GMT

ggranger@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Greg Granger) writes in alt.games.sf2:

>========================================================================
>| Gregeory C. Granger  (GGranger@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca)  |  "All these  |
>| 5516-190A Street  Edmonton, Alberta, Canada T6M-2L3   | memories will|
>| Phone:      +1 (403) 483-2049  OR  +1 (403) 481-5110  |  be lost in  |
>========================================================|  time, like  |
>                                                        | tears in the |
>                                                        |    rain."    |
>                                                        |  - Roy Batty |
>                                                        ================

In the past, .sigs used to be static. Quotes, if included as part of the
.sig, were unchanging unless the user manually changed it. This was a
laborious task. However, recent advances in programming techniques, coupled
with a new flexibility of thinking, led to the breakthrough--the
combining of .sig files with fortune programs coupled with a quotes file.
A new interface was created for the viewing of .sig files. Instead of a
static quote manually inserted into the .sig, the user could now pull down
a pull down menu, in which a randomly-selected quote would appear. Thus
could users have many quotes in a .sig, while still keeping it within the
four-line limit. Now...what's that? The .sig in the example, is still five
lines long, even without the pull down menu? You're right! Excellent point,
I'm glad you mentioned it. Something I meant to bring up earlier: no amount
of new software can help dysfunctional users.

                         --lecture tape from Internet 203: "Introduction to 
                           .sig files" (transcribed)

-- 
Keith Lim      Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada.
Disclaimer: all views expressed are my own only, and not those of SFU.
This .sig for use only in alt.fan.warlord. My other .sig is very warlordable.
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:9735 alt.good.news:1173
From: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.good.news
Subject: Re: Happy birthday to me
Date: 21 Dec 92 16:20:18
Organization: Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave. Cambridge, MA 02139
	<BzCAyw.527@world.std.com> <BzH0sG.Mxw@geovision.gvc.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: nutrimat.gnu.ai.mit.edu
In-reply-to: pt@geovision.gvc.com's message of 18 Dec 92 19:57:50 GMT

In article <BzH0sG.Mxw@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:
|>% expand <.signature >.s
|>% rm .signature
|>% mv .s .signature
|>...to change the tabs to spaces [on a UNIX machine.]
|
|OR for _much_ better results, skip steps 1 and 3.  Faster, more efficient,
|and wastes less bandwidth.
|
|-- 
|Paul Tomblin
|The Meach told me to stop doing it, but I couldn't help myself...

I see, however, that you are not one who practices what you preach.
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Merry Christmas!
Date: 27 Dec 92 20:21:13 GMT
Organization: Rogaland University Centre

In article <1992Dec23.205811.12273@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner) writes:
> In article <1992Dec23.023141.4195@mtu.edu> bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon) writes:
[4 lines of quotes]
[2 lines of "original" material]
> 
> John "J.T." Turner
> who needs to put up his Christmas tree in the next few days or so...
> ----
> jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu - John Turner
> 
> Cogsworth:  Well, your Highness, I must say everything is going just
>             swimmingly.  I knew you had it in you ah ha ha...
> Beast:      I let her go.
> Cogsworth:  ..ah ha yes, yes.  Splen-... You, what?  How could you do that?
> Beast:      I had to.
> Cogsworth:  Yes, but but... but, WHY?
> Beast:      Because, I love her.
> (From "Beauty and the Beast")

Ah, the Christmas Spirit! (Going swimmingly?) (Having only _read_ a
Norwegian version of this film, I have to ask: Isn't the name CLOCKsworth?)
-- 
Good sigs, when short, are twice as good. - Gracian (almost)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.good.news,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Happy birthday to me
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 23:39:34 GMT

In article <FRIEDMAN.92Dec21162018@nutrimat.gnu.ai.mit.edu> friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman) writes:
>In article <BzH0sG.Mxw@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:
> |The Meach told me to stop doing it, but I couldn't help myself...
>
>I see, however, that you are not one who practices what you preach.

Myself, I don't believe in practicing what I preach.

BTW, Noah, your indent character is all wrong.  Fix it.

Also, you're supposed to call me.  I deliberately forgot your phone number.

					-- K.
					almost typed three dashes
					and I'm not supposed to do that
					until 1993!
From: mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: RUSH?
Organization: The Linux Inquisition, Propaganda Division
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 01:32:08 GMT

In article <BzL1zE.A87@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>cw001b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Cristobal Weinholz) writes:
>[more rush crap than I care to mention]
>
>Matt!  Why do I have the feeling that this is going to stay in a.f.w and
>mutate - the way 'Re: Bigfootf Spaceman' did in alt.religion.kibology?

It is mutating, Jim, and at an exponential rate. 

mdw
-- 
Matt Welsh     mdw@tc.cornell.edu     Cornell Theory Center
  "It's a Katana, ya Midwestern Computer Geek." --Tom Payne
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: The Ultimate .signature Saga continues!
Date: 3 Jan 93 21:16:24 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <1i60hfINNhik@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner) writes:
>
>Yes foks, my ever-not-so-famous-most-people-didn't-even-have-the-slightest
>-idea-it-existed Ultimate .signature has topped the 6k mark!
>

Wow. SIX whole K. Amazing.

Kibo, enlighten this twerp, wouldja? And P.J., don't come back until
you have something to boast about.

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Sheesh!)
-- 
I'll be in San Francisco in early January. What shouldn't I miss?
E-mail suggestions to the address cleverly hidden in the header.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.alien.visitors,alt.music.rush
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: RUSH? ...in bed?
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord,alt.alien.visitors,alt.music.rush,alt.sex,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.slack
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 03:23:40 GMT

In article <BzL1zE.A87@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>cw001b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Cristobal Weinholz) writes:
>>In <BzDysy.KHC@unix.portal.com> rivit@shell.portal.com (Russell Michael VanTassell) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec16.203322.514@doug.cae.wisc.edu> saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes:
>[more rush crap than I care to mention]
>
>Matt!  Why do I have the feeling that this is going to stay in a.f.w and
>mutate - the way 'Re: Bigfootf Spaceman' did in alt.religion.kibology?
>
>Is it because I think Rush fans are as clueless as the readers of
>alt.alien.visitors?

No, no.  Rush fans aren't nearly as clueless as a.a.v readers!

They're still both past the Schwarzchild Radius, though, past which no
enlightenment can penetrate.

P.S.: The Moon is a sphere.  Still.

							-- K.


Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Wendy Carlos (was Re: Weird Al albums)
In-reply-to: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk's message of Mon, 21 Dec 1992 23:58:38 +0000
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 10:48:38 EST

In article <725007518snx@warren.demon.co.uk> leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton) writes:

>In article <1992Dec21.211247.4367@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Dec21.180324.22502@zip.eecs.umich.edu>, stame@emunix.emich.edu (Stewart Tame) writes:
>>>		-- Stewart "not to mention 4'33" " Tame
>..
>>And just what does the "not to mention 4'33"" refer to? (certainly not anything
>>in the post) 
>
>"Four minutes 33 seconds" is an, err, composition by John Cage which
>consists of exactly that period of complete silence. A pianist enters
>and sits down at the keyboard. 4'33" later he gets up and leaves. That's
>it.
>
>Well, almost complete silence. I think there's supposed to be a ticking
>clock.
>
>N.

No. It's the Katana G-Clef, a juggler visible only in *plonk*

... Thanks, I needed that.

(There's audience noise, too. Shuffling, coughing, whispers of "I
don't get it." According to one description I've read, that's what
Cage wants you to listen to. Probably why there aren't many studio
recordings.)

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ? "YourSigIsUgly" ?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    *   - some frosh  *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? * *mcmxciibo* * ? WPI 77 ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/  ?
From: mitch@novavax.UUCP (Mitch Silverman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re^2: CHANUKKAH GREETINGS <- WARSAW
Date: 29 Dec 92 10:59:48 GMT
Organization: Nova University, Fort Lauderdale, FL

weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener) writes:

>I know Polish jokes went out with the new Pope, but if they keep this up,
>they may displace PSU and RPI.  I include the entire article, since my
>knowledge of Polish is so poor, I can't tell where the .signature begins.

I got news for you, Mr. Wiener.  Not only is the included message
stuff messed up, but that ain't Polish.  It's Yiddish, transliterated
from Hebrew characters to English ones.  Mr. Zieniuk was just wishing
whoever that message was directed to a happy Hanukkah (along with
other assorted Yiddishkeit).

Thanks for pointing this message out--it *is* nice to know there are Jews
left in Poland.  As the Klezmatics point out, and Mr. Zieniuk would
agree) Shvaygn es Toyt.  ("Silence is Death", the cool--and oh-so-PC--
title of a new album of Jewish folk music.)

But isn't this group devoted to criticisms of.sig files, not screwed-
up message includes?

Just wondering,

Mitch Silverman                    | As Voltaire never said, "I
Student, New College of            | disagree with what you say,
the University of South Florida    | but will defend to the death
mitch@cfraix.cfr.usf.edu           | your right to say it."
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Dead Pigeons (was: Electric Field Question)
Date: 23 Dec 92 17:50:48 GMT
Organization: st. alfonso's pancake breakfast

In article <1992Dec23.144557.8832@tellab5.tellabs.com> doug@tellabs.com (Doug David) writes:
>
>-- 
>   (    )   __ (     )   (     )  )         )                      
>) ((   ((  / / ))   ((   ))   (( ((     (  ((
>   )) ____/ / _____  __  __  _____)) ) ((   ))        
>  ( (/ ___ / /___ / / / / / /___ /( ((  )) ((  )       
> ) )/ /__// //__// / /_/ / //__//))  ))( (_) )((   Doug David
>(( /_____/ /____/ /_____/ /___ /((  ((  )    (_))  doug@tellabs.com
> ))__________________________//  ))  ))(       (  
>( /__________________________/  ( ( (           )



aaaaiiiighghgh! i'm in HELL!!! look at those flames! 

bah.
--
		    -just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: More Dan Dictionary
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 16:21:04 GMT

"James F. Tims" <p00168@psilink.com> posts in alt.fan.dan-quayle, and gives
us a two-for-one deal:

>>-- 
>> _________________________________________________________________________
>>|                                 |                                       |
>>| Herbert Rutledge, aka Train     |                                       |
>>| Paramax Systems Corporation     | "To post is human; to flame, divine." |
>>| Valley Forge Labs, M/S GVL-3    |                                       |
>>| P.O. Box 517, Paoli, PA  19301  |                     ---Alexander Pope |
>>| Internet: train@vfl.paramax.com |                                       |
>>|_________________________________|_______________________________________|
>>
>  ,...,.,,
> /666;    ',    jim tims
>////;    _~ -   p00168@psilink.com
>(/@/----0-~-0
> ;'  . `` ~ \'      It's a terrible thing to have lost one's scorecard,
>  , `    ' , >      or to have never had a scorecard at all.
>;;|\..((   -C---->> A seven iron goes much the same distance as a 3-wood
>;;| >-  `.__),;;    because they are very similar in size and loft.


Why does that rotated-90-degrees-clockwise map-of-Australia in the lower
.sig remind me so much of a Terry Gilliam cartoon? 

-- 
Keith Lim      Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada.
Disclaimer: all views expressed are my own only, and not those of SFU.
This .sig for use only in alt.fan.warlord. My other .sig is very warlordable.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: Bud Dyier(sp!) ontape!
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 18:04:49 GMT

zoltar@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms) writes in alt.tasteless:

>Grant
>
>`And Now...'
>-- 
>                 Grant Thoms - Wanganui, New Zealand
>   -=* zoltar@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz *or* zoltar@amigans.gen.nz *=-
>            Radio DJ/Graphics Artist/Co SysOp of Local BBS
>  Profound Quote for the week: `Don't eva bush yer teef wif cwazy gew!'
>     (Rough Translation: Don't ever brush your teeth with crazy glue) 
>                (Yes, Im afraid this is my new .SIG file) 
>
>`Is this the end?'

I guess it is. Whew! Didn't know how much more of that I could take.
BTW, I'm afraid too.

-- 
Keith Lim      Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada.
Disclaimer: all views expressed are my own only, and not those of SFU.
This .sig for use only in alt.fan.warlord. My other .sig is very warlordable.
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Get A Grip!  (Uh...)
Date: 30 Dec 92 20:02:49 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: dnicol@cstp.umkc.edu

In article <1992Dec18.173426.1@cstp.umkc.edu>, dnicol@cstp quotes fake e-mail:
--Fred--
aka Gibson
            

_________________________________________________________________________
|+         +  .                   :    o  .    |                        |
|   o           *   .   O      . +          .  |ftwinkie@drive.BMWs.comp|
| +     O                   @        o   .     |Fredrik twinkie         |
|____________Abaracadbr_Software_______________|________________________|
-- 
This is what happens when you try to juggle 19 balls in the Southern
Hemisphere.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: south bay area mst'ers?
Date: 22 Dec 92 11:00:38 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In alt.tv.mst3k,

In article <1992Dec22.004721.27552@news2.cis.umn.edu>, roge0028@student.tc.umn.edu writes:

  [quotes eight lines, adds two]
  [quoting characters deleted 'cause ONE LINE being 80 columns]

--later

:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
:Christopher Rogers            | 500 Fry St #9
:University of Minnesota       | Saint Paul, Minnesnowta 55104
:Department of Red Tape        | what, did you think I wanna give you my
:roge0028@student.tc.umn.edu   | phone number or something???
:              SOME FAMOUS BILLS
: "My mother is a fish" -Vardaman -Bill Faulkner
: "Words, words, words!" -Hamlet -Hamlet -Bill Shakespeare
: "I am not a Womanizer!!!" -Bill Clinton
: "Oh Noooooooooo!" -Mr. Bill
: "Congress shall pass no law concerning..." -Bill of Rights
: "Help! I'm being devalued!!" -Dollar Bill
: "$75.95" -Phone Bill
: "THPTT" -Bill the Cat 
: "Hulk just want to smash!!" -Bill Bixby
: "and then I'll kill your children.....and their pets" -Bill Munney      
: "Go easy on him Ward" -Billingsley, Barbara
: "Vhat???" -Billy Crystal
: Bill Tell Overture -Rossini
: "10^9" -Billion
: "All right I'll take a shower" -Bill Taft
:------------------------------------------------------------------------------
     any comments, complaints or other famous bills gimme a ring!!!  



<sigh> Pointless capitalization (in the Clinton quote) uneven
borders, poor layout, stupid joke about state name (MinneSNOWta, get
it? Do ya? Huh?)

Bill the Cat quote, misspellings (It's Barbara Billingsly, son!),
misattribution (Lou Ferrigno was the Hulk; Bill Bixby was David
Banner), oh this one has it all!

And one special bonus - - by this point you've probably forgotten
the guy's name. Here's a hint - -it's NOT BILL.

God, why? WHY?

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Oh, did I mention the skipped commas? The American-centrism?
This one signature could provide a whole litany of things to look
for in other sigs. Oh, the carnage.)
-- 
I'll be in San Francisco in early January. What shouldn't I miss?
E-mail suggestions to the address cleverly hidden in the header.
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: A Christmas offering
Date: 22 Dec 92 15:51:21 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <9212171951.AA00291@niwot> grassp-list@max.cecer.army.mil writes:
>^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
>   Ronald Thomas                         ^  ront@meeker.cfnr.colostate.edu
>    Natural Resource Spec. (GIS)         ^  
>     Resource Management Division        ^   Phone: 303-586-3565  x285
>      Rocky Mountain National Park       ^          700-323-7285  (FTS)
>       Estes Park, CO  80517             ^ 
>^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^

	I hope he's not really in charge of managing this nation's valuable
resources, because his fence is so full of holes, they'll all escape before
you can say, "meeker meeker meeker".

	I'm sorry.  I just like saying "meeker".

--
Steve Buffum           | "What you say about society
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  Has very little to do with salesmen." -- Lee G.
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: UL: Monumental LSD overdose taken (was: Re: Brands of LSD)
Date: 29 Dec 92 23:36:46 GMT
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH

rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:

> In article <1992Dec28.201950.3319@Cadence.COM> phz@cadence.com (Pete Zakel) writes:

> >-Pete Zakel
> > (phz@cadence.com or ..!uunet!cadence!phz)
> >
> >	Deck Us All With Boston Charlie
> >
> >Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
> >Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
> >Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
> >Swaller dollar cauliflower, alleygaroo!
> >
> >Don't we know archaic barrel,
> >Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou.
> >Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
> >Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
> >		-- Walt Kelly


> wow....it's all in esperanto, too!

> bah.
> --
> 		    -just give me what for,
> 	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
>       coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!

I have to admit that the only reason I read this article was that the
Subject line grabbed my attention.

-- 
Kevin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: cancel <1993Jan1.211318.29263@krk.fi>
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 03:43:16 GMT

In control (No, I'm not trolling, I was reading control because I'm testing
a new C-News installation), jusu@krk.fi (Juha Vehvil{inen) signs:

>Article cancelled from within tin
>-- 
>       ________________________________________________
>Reach |                                                |   jusu@krk.fi
> Out  | Everything you know is WRONG. Read more Bible. |   -----------
>Touch |                                                | Misspellings are
>Faith | -- Peace --- Hope --- Love --- Jesus Christ -- |   Irrelevant.
>===== |________________________________________________|   -----------

EVERYTHING?  But I've already read the bible - I've got it on my desk right
now - White cover, Blue letters, Title: "The C Programming Language",
Authors: Kernighan and Ritchie.

Actually - I'd love to reach out and touch Faith, but I think her current
boy friend might object...

       ________________________________________________
Faith |                                                |  zyxqv@ytx.yz
slap- | This sentence is FALSE.  Get a Life.           |   -----------
ped my|                                                | This signature is
Face. | White space - Borders - Evangelism - Dumb Quotes |   Irrelevant.
===== |________________________________________________|   -----------

"Zats not irrelevant - it's ze hippopotamaus"
-- 
** When message is mailed, your sig will be put here **
From: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Faith No More
Date: 2 Jan 1993 06:05:08 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu



Too much Faith No More can ruin your brain almost as fast as Guns N' Roses,
and the combined effect of the two is completely devastating.


As witnessed by my .signature.

-- 
aj923@cleveland.freenet.edu (So now you listen, 'cause I'm omniscient)
			      _______________________							     /  ___________________(_)				
			    /  /\__________________							   /  /_/________________(_)				
			  /______________________							  \____________________(_)				
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: Borland API Books; quality ???
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 18:47:44 GMT

cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:

>Bah![tm, used without license!]

You can use "Bah" all you like; only "bah" is tm'd.

-- 
Keith Lim      Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada.
Disclaimer: all views expressed are my own only, and not those of SFU.
This .sig for use only in alt.fan.warlord. My other .sig is very warlordable.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Subject: Re: The importance of being stupid
Reply-To: pt@compass.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 03:18:16 GMT

In alt.stupidity, where it definitely belongs;
zoltar@amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms) signs:

> 
>`And Now...'
>-- 
>                 Grant Thoms - Wanganui, New Zealand
>   -=* zoltar@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz *or* zoltar@amigans.gen.nz *=-
>            Radio DJ/Graphics Artist/Co SysOp of Local BBS
>  Profound Quote for the week: `Don't eva bush yer teef wif cwazy gew!'
>     (Rough Translation: Don't ever brush your teeth with crazy glue) 
>                (Yes, Im afraid this is my new .SIG file) 

Be afraid, be very afraid...

Hands up everybody who needed the translation?  (You can put your hand down
daz).  Hands up everybody who thought this was a good quote?  (You can put
your hand down Liz.  ``Tiffany twisted'' indeed!)

\rperkins

[BTW - no need to point out the painfully obvious.  I know it's meant to
be stupid.  I just think others should be shown just how well he succeeded -
and without being an obnoxious wanker, like some I could mention...]

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