HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:45:47 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:

>In article <1992Apr2.215302.22285@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:

>.In article <43584@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes...
>.>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>.>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>.>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>.>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>.>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>.>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>.>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>.>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>.>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>.>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>.>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>.>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>.>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
>.>Jester aka which diocese?
>.Tia aka St. Looney-Up-The-Cream-Bun-And-Jam
>Dan aka I don't really have anything to add to that, but I thought I'd
>	post anyway.
Eccles aka Where've ya been? You been missing all the fun.
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:48:59 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:

>In article <43898@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>.]>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>.]>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>.]>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>.]>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>.]>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>.]>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>.]>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>.]>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>.]>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>.]>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>.]>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>.]>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>.]Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
>.Jester aka my grandmother would do nicely, she's a christian scientist
>Dan aka Hey, don't complain.  Thats better than a christened scientologist
Eccles aka Only fractionally. Yes only by the green bits on a Mandelbrot
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:08:39 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr14.191228.916@gacvx2.gac.edu} robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
}In article <45391@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
}> }>.|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}> }>.|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}> }>.|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}> }>.|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}> }>.|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}> }>.|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}> }>.|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}> }>.|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}> }>.|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!  
}*Laarg*!
}> }>.|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
}> }>.|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
}> }>.|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}> }>.|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming  
}pit of Christian Scientists?
}> }>.Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists  
}AfterWard! Raw!
}> }>Dan aka Yes!  With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
}> }Eccles aka But do we give him the antidote afterwards is the  
}question...
}> Jester aka what are you crazy??? of coure not
}Robyn @#& only if it is a humorous antidote...
Jester aka humorr, we don't need no stinkin' humor....
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 10 Apr 92 11:06:15 -0600

In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
(Jennifer Landry) writes:
} 
} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
} >and Jester.    
} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
} 
}      Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... *sob*...
} Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to the
} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you want...
} *sob*...
} 
} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
} 
} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, young
} man!!!!! *sob*... 

purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's scores?   
(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)

Phil aka my mind is a blank
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 21:11:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: cayenne.DJOHNSON.92Apr9161151
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of 7 Apr 92 15:20:01 GMTLines: 19

In article <44220@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.].|}|>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
.].|}|>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
.].|}|>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.].|}|>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
.].|}|>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
.].|}|>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
.].|}|>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
.].|}|>}>|Dougger aka So What??
.].|}|>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
.].|}|>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
.].|}|>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
.].|}|Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
.].|}Jos aka Maybe We Could Cook Him ...
.].|Jester aka we could filet him in a white wine sauce?
.].Jos aka Sounds Good To Me! An' If He Doesn't Taste Good, We'll Barf 'Im Back Up!
.]Dan aka ...and try him in a Red Wine Sauce!
.Jester aka I'd taste much better in a peppermint flavored burgandy
Dan aka That sounds delicions.  Now what should we serve on the side?
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marrage
Date: 10 Apr 92 09:38:09 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>]Well I do a very good wedding dress, or maybe a ring. Or else we
>]could even make it a double wedding - the two of you, and me
>]marrying Me! In fact, I could provide all the above functions, so
>]long as someone pays me enuff to afford marrying ___ (Fill in your
>]name here)

>well, simon you can marry yourself, i can marry whats her name, eccles can
>marry your hippo, tia can have the three toed sloth, and the ring can
>marry the topless dancer in the cake, how does that sound?????

Um... if I can marry Tia, she marries Nellie, and Nellie marrys me,
then you marry my armpit (but you'd have to  pay me rent), she
marrys george the vorpal bunny, and he eats Gawain, Hector, and
Bors. Niggle (upside-down) can marry Niggle (up bit down), my hippo
doesn't marry anyone coz he doesn't exist. My chainsaw can marry a
large number of PCs, and enter them later that night, and we can all
commit ritual suicide on behalf of the Judean Peeps Front (that's
the one with the two bouncy bits). How does it sound, well like a
bit of grunting, a bit of groaning, a lot of crunching, and loadsa
moaning.

MNSoi (mrs. everyone)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith)
Subject: -
Organization: MCS/OneTouch, Inc.
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 20:19:40 GMT

I will not buy this record.  It is scratched.

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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The machine that goes "ping"
Date: 10 Apr 92 17:58:48 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>> Yeah? Let's kill ourselves! Alt.suicide.microsoft here we come...
>> let's become a sub-group of Sinclair, and market the C5. Let's get
>> Acorn's marketing staff, and sell as much stuff as the Archimedes!
>> Yay! KILL THE PC... THEN THE BA*D CAN'T WIPE YOUR ASSIGNMENT THAT'S
>> DUE IN ON FRIDAY ON YOU!
>> 
>> Kill. Kill.
>> 
>> Slasho D. Chainsaw (SMNio wearing someone elses face)

>Here! That's MY face! Give it back! Give it back!

Oh, sorry. I knew I looked familiar.

mNS<Tia>oi
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: bridesmaid
Date: 9 Apr 92 19:38:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44645
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr7.171655.677@gacvx2.gac.edu} robynn1@nim.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
}Since my terribly messy divorce from Daniel P. Johnson, I have been  
}feeling depressed.  Not even the humor of Monty Python itself could cheer  
}me up.  But now, thanks to Jen(Azeena) and ever-popular Mr. Jester, I have  
}a reason to live.  I have been practicing the tuba solo I hope to play at  
}your wedding.  You do like "Lady of Spain," or do I have to go through all  
}the work of learning the notes to some lesser song?  It is up to you,  
}really...I wouldn't be too upset if you decide to be as ungrateful as to  
}make another request...really I <sob> won't.  

well play whatevere you like, but make sure we dont hear Paul is Dead when
we play it backwards, or that we don't have to watch Gerald Ford trip
down starirs, or reruns of Woodstcok, or Buchanan smoking MJ but
not inhaling....whoa....60's flashback.........

Jester aka groovy
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From: sue%miracle@merk.com (The Dragon Queen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 00:34:28 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
>In article <1992Apr13.182228.856@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
>> In article <45164@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>> > what I object tooo is that you automatically treat me like a bar of  
>soap
>> > when you know that I am just as dirty as the rest of you, haven't you
>> > seen my legs, orr the scum behind my ears or the belly-button lint  
>that
>> > became self-aware yesterday??????
>> 
>> I don't care about that.  I love you for your mind.  (By the way, your  
>> Porshe is out of the shop again, isn't it?)
>> 
>> > }}>]Phil aka my mind is a blank
>> > }}>Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
>> > }}Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
>> > Jester aka no, I want to see you naked...
>> Robyn @#& I want to see your bankbook...
>azeena @#! yea! 
Sue aka You two can have the bankbook, I want his credit cards!
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From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:36:56 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.183657.820

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
writes:
} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
} ..} 
} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
} ..} >and Jester.. 
} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
} ..} 
} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
} ..} to the
} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
} ..}want...*sob*...
} ..} 
} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
} ..} 
} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
} 
} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
scores?.
} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
} 
} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 12 Apr 92 12:59:34 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <44774@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|].].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|].].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|].].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|].].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|].].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
|].].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
|].].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|].].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
|].].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
|].].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
|].].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
|].].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists AfterWard! Raw!
|].]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
|].Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me again????
|]Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with cayenne.
|Jester aka, but I WANTED Horsemier sause!!!!!!!
Jos aka Sorry, I Just Sold The Last Can Of Horsemier Sauce To That Old Lady.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson)
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando
Distribution:  na
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 10:22:20 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.175957.851@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
4 kAKAs EXTERMINATED! - any Dalek

SEEN IT! - Homer, The Simpsons

Tom
Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:2695 alt.cult-movies:3936
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: sex, sex, sex
Date: 9 Apr 92 20:33:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44661
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In the spirit of the first newsgroup political coup, all my posts
will go to both a.f.m-p and alt.c-m, so watch out world, cuz here's
comes Jester.

now the modern-day man thinks entirely to much about sex, he walks
doen the street and wants to have sewx with trees, walkes into parking lots
and wants to have sex with door handles. noww this is a major problem
'seeing as indecent exposure is a capitol offense in most countries.
you can cure your sex-craved bodies with sex-off, its safe, and FDA approved
just spray sex-off on your weenie, and watche the wonder as it dissolves
away. you'll never be indecnt again, course you can never have sex again
either, but hey, who needed it anyway. sex is highly overrated.

this message brought to you by the corporal funding for newsgroup
ploitcxal coups. founding members, Phil, Jester, Jos, Tia, Eccles
and all the a.f.m-p gang

Jester aka oh, no, not him again
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Subject: Re: Oh, yeah?
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 06:39:11 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12144234@perdita.gac.edu> djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>In article <1992Apr10.021846.49350@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
>.Look, your'e not fooling anyone.  I know damn well who I might be.
>
>Oh just shut up.  I know...WE know that they-- YOU might not know that
>I might--- YOU know whom she-- I might not know that they-- I want
>him-- YOU to not go left.

Look, every one of me agrees.  You are quit a fool.  I mean, most of us agree.
I wouldn't listen to HIM-he snores.  And HE has bad breath.  Put past that,
the vast majority of me-types think that you are a schizoid.  Both of you.
Oops, sorry.  I was looking through both eyes.  Er... can someone help me
climb a mountain?
From: morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 7 Apr 92 06:11:59 GMT
	<DJOHNSON.92Apr5194327@cayenne.gac.edu> <2540@dozo.and.nl>
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland

In article <2540@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
Path: nntp.hut.fi!fuug!mcsun!sun4nl!and!jos
   From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
   Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
   Subject: Re: aka?
   Message-ID: <2540@dozo.and.nl>
   Date: 6 Apr 92 13:59:06 GMT
   References: <ins450m.702113820@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> <2518@dozo.and.nl> <DJOHNSON.92Apr5194327@cayenne.gac.edu>
   Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam
   Lines: 23


   |.|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
   |.|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
   |.|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
   |.|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
   |.|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
   |.|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
   |.|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
   |.|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
   |.|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
   |.|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
   |.|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
   |.|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
   |.|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
   |.Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists AfterWard! Raw!
   |Dan aka Yes!  With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
   Jos aka Hmmmm ... Sounds Wonderful! And A Drip Of Tobasco Sauce! Just A
	   Drip, And ... <thud> (dammit ...here feet! come here! I ... AaargHH!!)
 Morjens aka the BBC would like to apologize for that posting. It is not the 
             habit of the BBC to make jokes about such words as *feet*.
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:24:43 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.192444.968

In article <45560@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr15.100337.940@gacvx2.gac.edu} azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
(Jennifer Landry) writes:
} }
} }}%} %>The Madman aka Well, let's have some fun!
} }}%} %Jester aka I`m sorry, but you didn`t ask permission to use aka!!!
} }}%} The Madman aka Well, isn't that just too bad!?
} }}%Phil aka Mitch, you just don't know proper aka protocol!
} }}The Madman aka But that's what makes it so fun! :)
} }Jester aka is it me or has .gac.edu taken ovre the aka stock holdings?
} }azeena @$! yep and soon we are going to kick you out!
} Jester aka where is .gac.edu anyways??? sweden?????
Phil aka nope, but close!  It's in Minnesota, and there are too damn many 
	Swedes here!
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:21:43 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45343
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}|}|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
}|}|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
}|}|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}|}|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
}|}|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
}|}|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
}|}|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
}|}|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
}|}|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers Too!
}|}|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
}|}|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
}|}|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
}|}|respond to him.
}|}Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think I'm In 
}|}	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
}|Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
}Jos aka Sorry, I'm already Married To A Bag Full Of Smelly Herring Tails, But
}	We Cann Always Arrange Some Secret Rendez Vous, Somewhere Romantic,
}	Like In A Litter Bin ... Know What I Mean, Wink wink, Nudge Nudge?
Jester aka damn, no one loves me anymore
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Dan's knees
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 10 Apr 92 17:24:16 -0600


Dan, I have sensed that you are a little concerned about people's opinions of  
your knees.  However, I have seen them, and really don't think that they are  
all that bad.  So, in order to dispell the myth of your knees, the following  
picture has been included below for your viewing pleasure:





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		*	|     |        |     |		*
		*	|     |	       |     |		*
		*	|     |	       |     |		*
		*	|     |        |     |		*	
		*	/     /         \     \		*
		*	\    /           \    /		*
		*	 |   \		 /    \		*
		*	 |    |          |    /		*
		*	 |    |          |    |		*
		*	 |    |          |    |		*
		*****************************************
		  	  Dan's knees, ca. 1992


Tee hee, ha ha ha ha ha, hmmph...sorry, they're really not all that funny.

Phil aka excuse me...HA HA HA HA HA!!!