From: jlauret@sbchem.sunysb.edu (Jerome LAURET)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: cows... you want them?  I've got them!!!! 3.5
Keywords: cows
Date: 17 Dec 92 18:58:34 GMT
Reply-To: jlauret@sbchem.sunysb.edu (Jerome LAURET)
Organization: SUNYSB.EDU


                                                                                
             ...:::///  THE RETURN OF THE COWS  \\\:::...                       
                                                                                
             Part 3 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!                       
                  ________________________                                      
         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *        
         (oo)   (    We're back!           )                                    
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *       
 / |     ||                                                                     
*  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader                                
   ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:                        
     Cow                dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu                        
                                                                                
=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =    
                                                                                
                                         _______________________                
                            |^^^^|      (   Dammit, Jim, I'm a  )               
                            |    |      ( doctor, not a butcher!)               
                           @|   Oo      (---------------------))                
          (MM)              |  ._>                      (__)  )                 
          (oo)              \   /                       (oo)                    
   /-------\/        /---------                  /-------\/                     
  / |     ||        / |      ||                 / I   * II                      
 *  ||----||       *  ||-----||                *  II----II                      
    ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^                                                 
   Cowabunga!       Bart Simpcow             Dr. Bones McCow                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
         ________________                                             (__)      
        // (__)(__)||(__)\\                                           (oo)      
       //  (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\                                   /-------\/       
      // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\                                 / //____\\        
     / ============||=======\\                               * //      \\       
   (|        |-    ||-       ||)                                                
    |________|_____||________||/                              ***********       
     \-( O )----------( O )--/                               ****      ***      
        ---            ---                                  ***          *      
                                                           ****o                
              Cowpool                                       ******              
                                                             ***                
                                                              ***     *         
           (__)                                                ***  ***         
           (oo)                                                 ******          
    /-------\/___()~                                                            
   / |     ||                                       Cow jumping over the moon   
  *  ||----||                                                                   
     ^^    ^^                                                                   
  Cow smoking a pipe                                                            
                                                                                
                                                                                
        o    o    o       o     o              o                    o           
                  o  o  o     o         o    o          o       o               
           (__)    o  o   o          o            o        o                    
           (oo)   o o           o         o          o          o               
    /-------\/___()       o           o        o          o                     
   / |     ||                                                                   
  *  ||----||                                                                   
     ^^    ^^                                                                   
  Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe                                               
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
          *    *     *       o    @              ~                      *       
                  *  *  *     ,         o    *         *          *             
           (__)    *  *   *         .               *      o                    
           (oo)   * *           )          .                 *                  
    /-------\/             *  -(*)-    ~       @      *                         
   / |     ||                   (                                               
  *  ||----||                                                                   
     ^^    ^^                                                                   
  Cow star-gazing                                                               
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                   |                            
                                                  \|/                           
                                               ----*----                        
                                                  /|\                           
                                                   |                            
                                                                                
                   (__)                                                         
                   (oo)                                                         
            /-------\/                                                          
           / |     ||                                                           
          *  ||----||                                                           
             ^^    ^^                                                           
                                                                                
  Cow wishing upon a star                                                       
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                     ________                       _______                     
            (__)    /        \             (__)    /       \                    
            (oo)   ( Squeak!! )            (oo)   (  !oMo!  )                   
     /-------\/  --'\________/      /-------\/  --'\_______/                    
    / |     ||                     / |     ||                                   
   *  ||----||                    *  ||----||                                   
      ~~    ~~                       ~~    ~~                                   
      A Cow-mon                      Dyslexic                                   
      Mistake                         Cow                   @@@@@               
                                                          @@\0 0/@@             
                                                            (o o)               
                 ___________________________             **  |U|  **            
                /      /          /        /            ***(     )***           
               /      /__________/        /             //  \   /  \\           
              /                          /             //    ***    \\          
             /                          /                  *******              
            /                          /                 ***********            
           /                          /                ***************          
          / 3.5" 135tpi              /               *******************        
         /__________________________/               *********************       
                                                    *********************       
              Cow Stored as Binary                                              
               Information.                              Cow Belle              
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
           (___)                (___)                    (___)(___)             
           (o o)              * (o o)                    (o o)(o o)             
     /------\ /   (__)         \_(--)              /------\ /  \ /-----\        
    /    ____O    (oo)         / (**)\            /   (__)_O    O___    \       
   (    )/----\----\/         ( / \/\ )          (   )(oo)--\---/--/(    )      
   /\oo===|  / ~  ||           \\    /           /\oo==@/||  ~ \~ |===oo/\      
  | ||    ||~-----||           |||~~||          | ||     ||-----~||   || |      
  * ||    ||      ||           |||  ||          * ||     ||      ||   || *      
    ~~    ~~      ~~           ~~~  ~~            ~~     ~~      ~~   ~~        
                                                                                
                           Cows at a garden party                               
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                              *       (__)       .              
                                               \      (oo)       .'             
                                             ...\------\/       '.              
            (__)             (__)           . (__)    ||       (__)             
            (oo)             (oo)           . (oo)----||       (oo)             
     /-------\/       /------\  /      /-------\/     ^^/-------\/              
    / |     ||       / |     |\/      / |     ||        \|     ||               
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||        *><----><               
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^               
        Cow         Cow feeling      Cow feeling        Cow feeling             
                    pissed off       pissed on           pissed                 
                                                                                
                                                                                
            (__)    *        (__)    *        (__)          (   )               
            (oo)     \       (oo)     \       (OO)       (         )            
     /-------\/     ..\-------\/       \-------\/      (   (         )          
    / |     ||     .   |     ||         /     \\        (      )    )           
   *  ||W---||     .   ||----||        //------\\          (     )              
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^       ^^        ^^                              
   Cow about to       Cow giving     Cow who's just     Cloud of dust where     
   give milk          U.H.T. milk    seen a McDonalds   same cow was before     
                                                                                
            (__)             (__)  s                     *     )__(             
            (oo)             (@@) s                     /      (oo)             
     /-------\/       /-------\===          (__)        \--___--\/              
    / |     ||       / |     ||      /------(xx)         |      |               
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||     * \     /\/          /\----/ \              
   WWWWWWWWWWWWW       ^^    ^^     ===----====         ^  ^   ^ ^              
   Cow standing in  Cow SMOKING      Dead cow             Mad Cow               
   long grass          grass                                                    
                                                                                
            (__)             (__)             (___)   *        (___)            
            (00)             (oo)             (@ @)    \       (* *)            
     /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\ /      \-------\ /             
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |      |O        |      |O              
   *  ||----||      *  ||O---||      *  ||O---||         ||@>--||               
      ^^    ^^        [__].  ^^        [__].  ^^         ^^    ^^               
   Norwegian cow     Calf having      Calf making      Same bull after          
                     drink            mistake          calf went away           
                                                                                
                                                                                
            (__)    *        (__)             (__)            (__)              
            (DD)     \       (xx)             (oo)            (oo)              
     /-------\/       \-------\/      /-',',', \/      /-------\/               
    / |     ||         |     ||     ./,|',',',','     / | (+) ||                
   *  ||----||         ||----||        |''''''|      *  ||----||                
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^        ~~     ~~        ^^    ^^                
    Cow watching    Cow having a      Jersey Cow    The "bummer of              
    above bull      sexual fantasy                  a birthmark" Cow            
                                                    (with due accowlades        
                                                    to Gary Larson              
                -\  /-                              (The Far Side))             
                 '\/'                                                           
                 (oo)       _________                                           
         /------- \/       | \      /|                                          
       ./ |       ,        | - -X- - |                                          
          |------|         |/______\_|                                          
        --|------|---------|-------                                             
       /---------------------------\                                            
      /    __                       \\                                          
    //    /  \          __            \\\                                       
  ///                  /  \              \\\\                                   
                                                                                
              Highland Cow                                                      
                                                                                
                                                                                
        ________   \                                                            
       |########|     \                                                         
       |########|        \                                                      
        --------\           \                                                   
          (__)  |              \                                                
          (oo)  |                 \ ______________________                      
           \/   |                 |                       |                     
         /+++\  o                 |                       |                     
        /+++++\                   |          ____         |                     
       ~ #/##\#~  \               |        /  To |        |                     
         / ii \      \            |        \ W.C.|        |                     
       ~~      ~~       \         |          ----         |                     
                           \      |                       |                     
                              \   |                       |                     
      In"cow"tinent              \|------------------------                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
        (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^                            
                                                                                
        A well adjust(1)ed Cow                                                  
                                                                                
                                                                                
                 (__)                                                           
                 (oo)                                                           
           ^^    ^^                                                             
          /-------\/                                                            
         / |     ||                                                             
        *  ||----||                                                             
                                                                                
        An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow                                                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
           >ysP   -"JlAe B  x                                                   
                                                                                
        A compress(1)ed Cow                                                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
        awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]                            
                                                                                
        An awk(1)ward Cow                                                       
                                                                                
                                                                                
        begin 644 cow                                                           
        M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\           
        ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H*                                   
        end                                                                     
                                                                                
        uuencoded cow                                                           
                                                                                
                                                                                
                  __                                                            
                _|__|_                                                          
                 (oo)                                                           
          /-------\/                                                            
         / |===w=||_|OO ... ....  (bullets,where w=gun)                         
        *  ||----|                                                              
           ^^    ^                                                              
                                                                                
         this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where                 
                        the hell is the horse then ?', let me                   
                        inform u that it too needs recreation and               
                        has gone to play man-shoes !!                           
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
           ___________________________                                          
        | |                (__)       \                                         
        | |                (oo)        |                                        
        | |         /-------\/          \____     Cow'ndom                      
        | |        / |     ||            ____)    Use it to prevent AIDS        
        | |       *  ||----||           /                                       
        | |          ~~    ~~          |                                        
        | |___________________________/                                         
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
       /----------------------------------------------------------------------- 
      |[]  ________  ________  ------  ________  ________  ________  ------  __ 
     /     | (oo) |  |  (oo)|  |[][]|  |(oo)  |  |oo)(oo|  |(oo)  |  |[][]|  |  
    |      | _\/__|  |___\/_|  |[][]|  |_\/___|  |\/__\/|  |_\/___|  |[][]|  |_ 
    |--------------------------|    |--------------------------------|    |---- 
    |                          |    |                                |    |     
    +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======---- 
                                                                                
                                    Cow-st liner                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                            _-_                                                 
                (__)       [   ]                                                
                (oo)       /-_-                                                 
                 \/-------/                                                     
                  ||     |                                                      
                  ||----||                                                      
                  ~~    ~~                                                      
            (__)                     *                                          
            (oo)                                                                
     /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________                  
    / |        // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||                  
   *  ||------+   ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\||                  
      ~~          ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/||                  
                                                                                
                                                  _-_                           
                                                 [   ]      (__)                
                                                  -_-\      (  )                
                                                      \--------                 
                                                       |     ||                 
                                                       ||----||                 
                                                       ~~    ~~                 
                             Andrei Ag-cow-si                                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
   (__)___________________________________________________________(__)          
   (oo)                                                           (oo)          
    \/_____________________________________________________________\/           
                                                                                
                             Cowaxial Cable                                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
            (__)                              (__)                              
           ( V V )                            (oo)                              
           (>O O<)                     /-------\/                               
           ( A A )                    / |     ||                                
     /-------\/                      *  ||----||                                
    / |     ||                          | \   | \                               
   *  ||----||                          V> V> V> V>                             
      ^^    ^^                                                                  
  Tammy Fae Baker's cow            Imelda Marcos' cow                           
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                       ++   ++                                                  
                      +||---||+                                                 
            (__)      | 1 2 3 |              (__)                               
            (oo)O     | 4 5 6 |              (oo)                               
     /-------\/o/     | 7 8 9 |       /-------\/__                              
    / |     |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # |      / |     |__\/  \~~~~~~~/                   
   *  ||----|         +-------+     *  ||----|       \_____/                    
      ^^    ^                          ^^    ^                                  
       Cattle call                      Cow punch                               
                                                                                
                                                                                
            (__)  /                                        _                    
            (oo) /                                        / \                   
            -\/-/                                        | + |                  
           /\__/_|                  (___)                |___|                  
          /     /                   (o o)                (o o)                  
          |    /             /_______\ /          /-------\ /                   
          \ _ /             / |-,---||O          / |     ||O                    
           | |             *  ||    ||          *  ||,---||                     
           ^ ^                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                     
       Cow Ripken             Bullemic             Papal Bull                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
                 ___   ___                                                      
                 \  \  \  \                                                     
       (___)   ___\__\__\__\__                                                  
       (o o)   |  O O O O O O|                                                  
      --\ /----+-------------+-------/                                          
      |  O                          /                                           
       \                           /                                            
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                   
             Steerage                                                           
                                                                                
                                             ___________________                
                                   ___      (  I MOO-ON MY WAY  )               
                                 _|___|_    //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                
       v     v                    ( uu|    '                                    
      / (___) \                   /\_c|                                         
      | (o o) |                  / \ C#=}~|                                     
       \_\ /_/                  | )   \                    (___)      _____     
        | O |                   | |  o |                   (- -)     / zzz |    
        |   |                   \ |  | |            /-------\ /  ---<______/    
        /~~~\                    [_] o ]           / |     ||O                  
       /     \                   |  / \|          *  ||,---||                   
       ~~|~~|~                   L_/   |             ^^    ^^                   
         |  |                     || ||              Bulldozer                  
          \  \                    || ||                                         
                                  ID ID                                         
   Le Bullet Russe                                                              
                             Dick Tracy's Cow                                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
     |                                  ==================================      
     |                                  =                                =      
     |                                  =                  _____         =      
     |                                  =        ______   /     \        =      
     |                                  =       /      \ |       \       =      
     |                                  =      /        ||\     (__)     =      
     |##        (__)  m m               =    (__)    __ || \    (oo)     =      
     |   ##     (oo) / /                =    (oo)   /  \||(__)   \/      =      
     |     ##   |\/ / /                 =     \/  (__)  ||(oo)           =      
     |       ## |  / /  m m             =         (oo)  || \/            =      
     |        ## \   \ / /              =          \/   ||               =      
     |         ## \   / /               =               ||               =      
     |          ## \ / /                =               ||               =      
     |           ## \--                 =               ||               =      
     |            ##  |                 =               ||               =      
     |            ##   --*              =               ||               =      
     |____________##_______________     =               ||               =      
                  ##                    =               ||               =      
                  ##                    =                                =      
                   ##                   =           cow-cow nut          =      
                    ##                  =                                =      
                     ##                 =                                =      
                      ##                ==================================      
                       ##                                                       
                         ##                                                     
                           ##                                                   
                              ##                                                
                                                                                
             Cow-sine wave                                                      
                                                                                
                                                                                
      Cow tipping:                                                              
                                                                                
      Step 1.              Step 2.                                              
              (__)                                                              
              (--)                                                              
       /-------\/             O--------O_                                       
      / |     ||             /| ::     |_)                                      
     *  ||w---||            * O--------O                                        
        ~~    ~~                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                   *            
               (__)     ________                              *    *            
               (oo) ====________|                         *    *                
        /-------\/         /\                                                   
       / |     ||         /  \                     *                            
      *  ||----||        /    \                                                 
         ~~    ~~       /      \                                                
                                                                                
                     A Cowsmologist                                             
                                                                                
                                                                                
         \      / _                         /\         ` `_______ ` `           
       /\/______\/                         /  \         `/_/_|_\_\ `            
        |      (__)                       /(`')\       `     |(__)  `           
    *---|______(^^)                 /-------\/          `    |(oo)  `           
                \/                 / |     ||          `  `  J \/  `            
                                  *  ||----||                                   
        Cowt-of-order                ~~    ~~          Cow in Bergen, Norway    
    (Me-cow-nical failure)           Cowloon           (Rains 300+ days a year) 
                                                                                
                                                                                
                       (___)     ________                                       
                 .____ (o o)    /        \                )                     
                /       \ /  --|  UGGGGH! |                                     
              /       || O      \________/                                      
             /      / ||                                                        
            /      /  ||                                                        
           /_____/__, ||                                                        
   *------'---------' ~~                                                        
           Sitting Bull                               Bull's Eye                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                           _________________________                            
            (___)         / ...The President then   \                           
            (o o)        / had to take into serious  \                          
     /-------\ /    ----| consideration what implica- |                         
    / |     ||O          \ tions it would have for.../                          
   *  ||,---||            \_________________________/                           
      ~~    ~~                                                                  
                Bull-etin from the White House.                                 
                                                                                
                                                                                
     ________________________________________________                           
      @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@                            
        %%      %%                      %%      %%                              
        ||      ||                      ||      ||                              
        ||      ||                      ||      ||                              
        ||      ||    _ (_)    \o/      ||      ||                              
        ||      ||  /|_|(_)     |       ||      ||                              
    ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____                          
                                                                                
   The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to                   
   vicious beasts...                                                            
                                                                                
         _                                                                      
        | \                                                       (___)         
        |  \            (__)                (__)                  (~  )         
   *----|---------------(oo)                (oo)                  (o o)         
        |    ______     |\/          /-------$/             /-------$/          
        |___/     /_____|           / | ^^  ||             / |      ||          
        / / \____/    / /          * ||-----|             * ||------|           
       / >           > /             ^^     ^               ^^      ^           
      >               >              MacCow                   MosCow            
                                                                                
        Stelth Cow                                                              
                                                                                
                      *                                                         
        vv       vv  /                                                          
        ||____M__||/                                                            
        ||       ||                      (__)                                   
      /\||_______||                      (xx)                                   
     (Xx)                                 \/                                    
     (--)                                                                       
                                 Cow by Georgia O'Keefe                         
         Dead Cow                                                               
                                                                 (__)           
                                                                 (oo)           
                                                                  \/            
                                                                  /\            
        __/---\                                                  //\\           
       <__/-(__)                                                o/||\o          
            (oo)                          (oo)                 //o||\\\         
     /-------\/                         /--\/                 o///||o\\o        
    / |     ||                         / --                       ||            
   *  ||----||                           ||                       =====         
      ^^    ^^                                                                  
                                                         A Christmas Cow-el     
   The Butcher of Baghdad             Karen Cowpenter                           
   (Saddam Holstein)                                                            
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
            (__                 (__)               (__)  |    |  (__)           
            (oo)                (--)               (--)  |    |  (--)           
     /-------\/          /-------\/   /o    /-------\/   |    I   \/-------\    
    / |     ||          / |  L  |----< o   / |  D  |----<T    I>----|  M  | \   
   *  ||----||         *  ||----|   /  o  *  ||----|     I    I     |----||  *  
      ^^    ^^            ^^    ^      |     ^^    ^          |     ^    ^^     
                                       |                      |                 
   Cow owned by                                                                 
  Vincent Van Gough                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows                  
                                                                                
                                                                                
    \\     //                                                                   
     \\( )//                                     (__)                           
      (o o)                   (  )              /(oo)\                          
       \ /                    (oo)             /  \/  \                         
      /   \          ##########\/             /   /\   \                        
      |   |         # ######## #             /   /  \   \                       
      \___/        *  # ###### #             |   |  |   |                       
     // | \\          # #    # #             |   |  |   |                       
    //     \\                                |___|  |___|                       
    "       "            Mosscow               Cowderoys                        
      Cow11                                                                     
                                                          _____                 
                                                         <_____>                
                (  )                                      (==) |                
                (oo)              __                /------\/- *                
       /---*-.---\/              (oo)              / |   | \/|                  
      / |* . * .||        /-------\/              *  |       |                  
     *  ||------||         :     ::                  |===|===|                  
        ~~      ~~         ::----::                   ^^   ^^                   
                           ^^    ^^                                             
      Cow w/ cowpox        Boris Cowlile         Cow on Graduation day          
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                          /                                     
         /\                              /                                      
         \/                    (__)     /                 \    |   /            
         ||                    <`'>    /                    \  | /              
       (_||_)                   \/    /^                _____ ___ _____         
      __\||/__               #=======> |          _         /(o o) \            
      | /xx\  |               (    )==/          (_)------/---\ /    \          
      __\xx/__|               I____I                   |     ||                 
        /ww\              ,---( _  )       .           ||----||                 
       /|  |\            /    || \_=======||           oo    oo                 
       |^  ^|                 ||                                                
       ^    ^                 ||                     heli-COW-pter              
                              ==                                                
                                                                                
   COW giving birth        The Ninja Cow                                        
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
   *                (__)                                                        
    \               (oo)        ________(__)_                                   
     \---------------\/        |COW-SIO (oo) |                    (_--_)        
     |          0.0  |         |  _______\/  |                    /*__*\        
     |---------------|         | |_________| |            *     __|(oo)|_       
     |  C CE  ^  -   |         |             |             \/--(  \|==|/ )      
     |  7  8  9  +   |         | C  =  /  *  |              |   \       /       
     |  4  5  6  *   |         | 7  8  9  -  |              \ \  | | | |        
     |  1  2  3  /   |         | 4  5  6  +  |               | |-\ /-\ /        
     |     0  .  =   |         | 1  2  3     |               ^ ^  ^   ^         
      |            ||          | 0     .  =  |            NFL Dallas "COWBOY"   
      ||-----------||          |_____________|                                  
      ^^           ^^                                                           
        Cow-culater              Cow-culator                                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                (__)       (__)       (__)      (__)                            
                (oo)       (oo)       (oo)      (oo)                            
         /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/                             
        / |     || / |     || /|     || /|     ||                               
       *  ||----||*  ||----||* ||----||* ||----||                               
          ^^    ^^   ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^  ^^    ^^                               
                     COW-comitant                                               
                                                                                
                                                                                
            (__)             (__)             (__)           (__)               
            ($$)             (&&)             (YY)           (%%)               
     /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/     /-------\/                
    / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||     / |     ||                 
   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||    *  ||----||                 
      ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ..    ..       $&    #Y                 
      USA'$ cow        GB'& cow         JP'y cow       Bank'% cow               
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
      _____________                                                             
     |             |                                                            
     | INDIANA  45 |                                                            
     |             |                  |                                         
     | PURDUE   52 |                  |                                         
     |_____________|                  |                                         
                                ______|====\                                    
                                \/\/\/     \\                                   
                                 \/\/       \\                                  
                                             \\                                 
                                              \\                                
                  (__)   __                    \\                               
                  (oo)  /)(\                    \\                              
            *    / \/_/~\__/                     ||                             
             \  /   __/~                         ||                             
              \/   /                             ||                             
               | _/                              ||                             
               | |                               ||                             
               ~ ~                             ------                           
             Hoosier                                                            
               Cow                                                              
                                                                                
                                                                                
          .                  .                                                  
          .                  .                  (__)                            
   (___)  .           (___)  .                  (oo)                            
   (o o)  .           (- -)  .           /-------\/ 5+2=?                       
    \ /  .             \ /  .           / !     !!                              
     Q..                Q..            *  !!----!!                              
                                          ^^    ^^                              
  smokin' cow        waisted cow      cow who cow'nts                           
                                                                                
                                                                                
                           (__)         (__)                                    
                           (00)         (  )                                    
           /----------------\/           \/---------------\                     
          /  |             |              |              | \                    
         *   ||-----------||              |||----------|||  *                   
            ^^^          ^^^^             ^^^          ^^^                      
                              SIDE VIEWS                                        
                                                                                
                   |                            |                               
                   |                            |                               
                   |                            |                               
                   |                            |                               
                   |                            |                               
                   *                            |                               
                  ^^^                          ^^^                              
               BACK VIEW                    FRONT VIEW                          
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                         ^        (___)                         
                 _- --/   - `\           ^        |*-*|                         
            _________/_________          ^____  _  \o/`-\                       
            "       /|                         \  / U   |                       
      (__)   `     /_| _ -                      \/\   | /                       
      |@@|           |                            |   //                        
       \/`--------.__/                            |  C/                         
        |         /                               \---/                         
        //`---\/||                                |/\ |                         
        ||      ||                                || ||                         
                                                  || ||                         
                                                  || ||                         
        Helicowpter                                                             
                                                                                
                                                 Cool Cow                       
                                                                                
                                                                                
                          (__)             (__) |                               
                          (oo)             ($$) |__          /---------o*o      
     /---------------------\/       /-------\/---||         / |      ||         
   /  |   |   |   |   |   ||       / |     |     ||        *  ||-----||         
  *   ||--||--||--||--||--||      *  ||----|     --           ^^     ^^         
      ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^  ^^                                                    
          Cowterpillar               Yuppie cow with      Cow that was captured 
                                     mobile phone.          by head-shrinkers   
                                                                                
                                                                                
         ((( ))))                                                               
       ((  (    )))                      (     )      I'm a cow, man !          
      ( (     )   ) )                     ^^^^^     /                           
    ( ( (         ))))                    |   |   _/                            
   ( (           / ) ) )                   O O   /                              
    ( ( \\       ) ) )                    \ C / -                               
        ( :  // ) )                         ~                                   
          :   :                          /     \                                
          :   :      O                  / |   | \                               
          :   :                        (  |   |  )                              
          :   :                         \ \___/ /                               
          :   :    (__)                  W/   \W                                
          :   :    (oo)                  /|_n_|                                 
          :   : ----\/                  / || ||                                 
          :   :    ::                   | () ()                                 
          :   : ---::                   * || ||                                 
       ------------^^                     VV VV                                 
          Newton's Cow                                                          
         (aka Mooton)                   Bart Cow                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
           __                                                                   
         >(__)       This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing 
          (oo)       color according to the action you should take.             
   /-------\/                                                                   
  / |     ||         If this cow appears to be:                                 
 *  ||----||                                                                    
    ^^    ^^         GREEN: Yes, Go ahead                                       
   MAGIC DESISION                                                               
   MAKING COW.       WHITE: No, unless it is raining.                           
                                                                                
                     AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal                       
                                                                                
                     GRAY:  Adjust your contrast/brightness control             
                                                                                
                     BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on.                
                                                                                
                     BLACK (on white): Lucky git!                               
                                                                                
                     ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's,      
                                      quickly!                                  
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                        /~~\                 +                  
        ) (                             \__/                O O                 
        ( o)\                        ==========            o_o_o                
    *    \o /                       /     {__} \           (___)                
     \    \/-----\                 /      (**)  \          (___)                
      \-----   || \                \       \/   /          (___)                
     $ |     --||  *                \"mon      /          (   00                
      ||-vv--  ~~                    \ parfum"/            \_  |                
      ~~                              ========               \_o                
                                                                                
     Pablo Picowsso               Paloma Picowasso       King Cowles II         
                                                                                
                                                                                
                     ______                   ___________                       
                    : Oui? :                  :         :                       
   _______          `v-----'                  : CORNED  :                       
  :  Nee! :      (__)                         :  BEEF   :                       
  `------v'      (oo)                         :_________:                       
          /-------\/                                                            
         / :     ::                 An exercise found in a text book of quantum 
        *  ::----::                 mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation  
           ^^    ^^                 of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on 
                                    the boundary conditions!"                   
         Belgian Cow                                                            
                                                                                
                                                                                
                   (__)                                                         
                   (oo)                                                         
            /-------\/                                                          
           / :     ::                      (/\)                                 
          *  ::----::                      /oo\                 (__)            
     XX======^^====^^==>>           /-----/____\                (--)            
      X   US MISSILE     >>        / |     ||           /--------\/             
      X   Greetings       >>>     *  ||----||          / \ |      \__           
      X         George   >>          ~~    ~~         *  /__-------__|          
     XX================>>                                   ~     ~             
                                   Cow klux klan       Cow resting              
        Irakean Cow                                                             
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                            ___()                                               
           COW ------------|   o\                                               
                           |     )O-------------- MOO                           
                      -----|____/  /                                            
                      \           /                                             
                       \         /                               (____)         
                        \       /                                \(    )        
                         \     /                                 |\(    )       
                          \   /                                  \ \(    )      
                           \ /                                    \ \(    )     
                            X                                     |\ \(    )    
                           / \                                    | \ \(    )   
                          /   \                                      \ \(____)  
                         /     \                                      \|_o_o_|  
                        /       \                                       |   |   
                       /         \                                      |   |   
                      /    ___()  \                                             
                      -----|   o\  \                                 cow chip   
                           |     |O-------------- ~MOO                          
           BULL ---------- |____/                                               
                                                                                
                   Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending)                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                      (       )                      (       )                  
                       \     /                        \     /                   
                        \___/                          \___/                    
                        (o o)                          (o o)                    
           /-------------\o/              /-------------\o/                     
          / |           ||               / |           ||                       
         *  ||-,--------||              *  ||@\\-------||                       
            ||          ||                 ||  \\      ||                       
            ~~          ~~                 ~~          ~~                       
        Texas Longhorn Steer            Texas Longhorn Bull                     
                                                                                
                                __                                              
              (__)             (  )                       (__)                  
              (oo)               /                        (oo)                  
        _______\/              /   \                _______\/                   
       /                     /       \             /|      |                    
      / |     ||           /           \          / ||    ||                    
     *  ||-__-||          (_____________)        *  ||----||                    
        ^^    ^^                                    ^^    ^^                    
     Pregnant Cow            Hanger              De-calf-inated                 
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
               (__)                      (__)                    iiiiIiiii      
               (oo)                      (oo)                     '|o o|`       
      /---------\/               ---------\/                ________\_/         
     /|    |   ||              /    |    ||               / |        |          
    * |__|-----||            //____\-----||              #  ||ww____||          
       ||      ||           *   ||       ||                 ||      ||          
                                                            ~~      ~~          
        cow-boy                  cow-girl                 Happy Hannucow!       
                         (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy)                             
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                          \_                                 ^                  
                            \                                | **~~~~~~~        
                     _____)  \___                            | **~~~~~~~        
                  __/            \__                    (__) | ~~~~~~~~~        
                _/                  \                   (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~        
               /       ____     (     )                  \/  |                  
              /  /  __/    \__   |o o|                /(   \/|                  
             /| ||_/          \   \ /                  (   ) |                  
   ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^           /~\  |                  
             // /               | ||                                            
            [][]                [][]                Patriotic Cow               
                                                                                
                                                                                
                    Sha-MOO                                                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                              /\                                                
                             /  \                                               
                            /    \                                              
                            |    |                                              
                           / *  * \                                             
                          /  ** *  \                                            
                         /   * **   \                **                         
                        /    *  *    \             **  **                       
   .       .       .    |            |            *      *  <--- the world      
    .           .      /     ****     \           *      *                      
    .   .         .   /      *  *      \           **  **                       
      .     .  .     /       ****       \            **                         
        .           /        *  *        \                                      
            .       |                    |                                      
         .         /         ****         \                                     
     .            /          *             \         .       .                  
           .     /           ****           \      .          .                 
                /               *            \   .        .                     
               /             ****             \                                 
               |                              |    .    .  .                    
               |             ****             |                                 
               |             *  *             | .       .    .                  
               |             ****             | .      .       .                
               |             *  *             |    .       .    .               
               |------------------------------|      .        .                 
               | (__)  (__)  (__)  (__)  (__) |   .    .                        
        .     /| (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo)  (oo) |\                                
             / | /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\  /\/\ | \   .     .   .                 
         .  /  |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=|  \     .                        
        . /    | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |    \  .                         
         / USA | ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~  ~||~ |NASA \     .                     
        |______|  ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~    ~~  |______|       .                  
       .       (______________||______________)     .   .                       
          .    /_\                          /_\  .     .    .                   
               !!!                          !!!                                 
                                                                                
     The herd shot 'round the world.                                            
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                          (_ _)                                 
                                     ___  (o o)                                 
             (__)                  _-   -_(   )                                 
             (++)                /-        O O                                  
         /____O/                / |       ||                                    
        /|   ||                *   ||-___-||                                    
       * ||--||                    ~~     ~~                                    
         ~~  ~~                                                                 
       This cow belongs to        This cow belongs to                           
       Mr. Bill                   Rosanne Barr                                  
                                                                                
                                                   _________(__)___             
                                                  | -------------- |\           
               (__)     (__)   "slurp"           /||              || \          
               (oo)     (oo)                    / ||milkfat 1%    ||  \         
        /-------\/       \/-------\          * *  ||______________|| /          
       / |     ||  \__/  ||      | \        *     |________________|/           
      *  ||----||  |  |  ||-----||  *       *          ||    ||                 
         ~~    ~~  |__|  ~~     ~~           *         ~~    ~~                 
                                              *                                 
               cowoperation                    ----------------------           
                                              / - - - - - - - - --- /           
                                             / - - - - - - - - --- /            
                                            ----------------------              
                          (oooo)              personal cowmputer                
                        oo( -0 )oo                                              
            / ------------  \/                                                  
           /  |          |                            /|                        
          /   |  ----\_/ |                           / |                        
       > <    |||      |||                          /  |                        
              |||      |||                          |/ |                        
               ~~       ~~                           \ |                        
         Wendy Wellesley Cow-                    /|  //          (__)           
    note the shapely figure and painted         / /\//           (oo)           
    hooves---and the sexy wink reserved        | |  /     /-------\/            
    for MIT men.                               |   /     / |     ||             
                                               |  /     *  ||----||             
                                               | /         ^^    ^^             
        _____                 *                |/          breacowt!            
       (_____)               /                                                  
       ( OO )_____________  /                                                   
       (/~~\)  #########  \/          |\------------\                           
        \O_/    * * * *   |= = = = = =|-   SCUD      )                          
          |    #########  |           |/------------/                           
          |  |__________| |                                                     
          || |         || |                                                     
          || |         || |                                                     
          ~~~~         ~~~~                                                     
                       Saddam moo-sein                                          
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                            @                                   
                         (__)    (__) _____/                                    
                      /| (oo) _  (oo)/----/_____    *                           
            _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- *  * -                    
           /_________   \   00 |   00 |       /== -* * -                        
          [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____]     *- * -                      
                \__/                 \__/                                       
                                                                                
                         Cow-mobile                                             
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                (())                      (())                    ||||          
                (oo)                                              (oo)          
          /------\/                       (OO)              /------\/           
         /|      |                  /------\/              /|      |            
        * ||----||                 /|      |              * ||----||            
          ^^    ^^                * ||----||                ^^    ^^            
                                    ^^    ^^                                    
        Don King cow        Don King cow after           Buckwheat cow          
                           getting electric shock        (Otay? Otay!)          
                                                                                
                                                                                
             /\                                                                 
            /  \                 (__)                      __                   
            (oo)                 (oo)                     (oo)                  
      /------\/            /-ooo--\/                /------\/                   
     /|      |            /|o | o |                /|      |                    
    * ||----||           * ||o^o ||               * ||----||                    
      ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                    
                                                                                
     "Conehead" cow      Anti-war cow         Sinead O'Connor Cow               
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
         o o                       - -                                          
                                                                                
          O    Moo!!!!                                                          
                                                                                
     ghost-cow               sleeping ghost-cow                                 
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
     Cow-nty Police Officer                  Cow-nty Police Car                 
                                                    ___                         
                  [___]                        ____|___|____                    
                  (o o)                       /        [__] \                   
      /------------\-/                       /         (oo)  \                  
     / |    ||^    |V                       /          |\/|   \                 
    |  |   <**>    |                        |-----------------|                 
    *  -----/\------                        |    Cow-Price    |                 
       ||  O  O   ||                        |_________________|                 
       ||         ||                        \_________________/                 
       ||         ||                        |  |           |  |                 
       oo         oo                        |__|           |__|                 
    (With gun and Handcuffs)                                                    
                                             (it's a Cow-Price)                 
                                             (Classic of course)                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                               \                              /                 
                                \                            /                  
           (__)                  \              (__)        /                   
      /\/\_(oo)                   \        /\/\_(oo)       /                    
    //      ==                     \     //      ==       /                     
   / | /\/\||                       \   / | /\/\||       /                      
  *  ||    ||                        \ *  ||    ||      /                       
     ^^    ^^                         \___^^____^^_____/                        
      Silly cow                                                                 
    (his father was a camel)           Sillycow-valley.                         
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
         ___                 __  __                            _                
        (( /\   (__)        ( /\/ \(__)              (__)     //                
         \\ /\  (oo)         \ /\\/(oo)             _(oo)    //                 
      ,----\ /\--\/      ,----\ /\--\/        /----/ \\/    //                  
     ( ) ) ) // ||      ( ) ) ) // ||        / ||--  (  ) ====                  
      `-----//--||       `-----//--||       *  ||  \_(  ) //                    
           ^^   ^^            ^^   ^^          ^^    ^  ^                       
                   beecows                   Cownan the barbarian               
                                                                                
                                                                                
            (__)                                  (__)                          
                (oo)                              (oo)                          
     /-------\/                  /-----------------\/                           
        / |     ||              / | /qwertyuiop   \||                           
   *  ||----||                 *  ||  asdfghjl;    ||                           
          ^^    ^^                ||   zxcvbnm,./  ||                           
       sliced cow                 ^^               ^^                           
                                    keyboard-cower                              
                                                                                
                                                                                
                               (  )                                             
                               (oo)                                             
                       /--------\/                                              
                      / ||      ||                                              
                     *  ||------||                                              
                        ||      ||                                              
             (  )       ||      ||                                              
             (oo)       ||      ||            |       |     |       |           
     /--------\/        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||             
    / ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||    ||      ||             
   *  ||------||        ||      ||         ||      || *  ||------||             
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||  \ ||      ||             
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||   \--------/\             
      ||      ||        ||      ||         ||      ||           (oo)            
      ^^      ^^        ^^      ^^         ^^      ^^           (  )            
       high cow         very high cow      broken very high cow                 
                                                                                
                                    __                         (__)             
             (__)                  (__)                        (oo)             
             (\/)                  (oo)                       < vv >            
      /-------\/            /-------\/____)                   /    \            
     / |     ||           / |______ |     |                  /|    |\           
    *  ||    ||             ||     ||      __               / |(  )| \          
                        ____||_____||_____/   _______      /  ||""||\ \         
       cow san                                            /___||__||_*_\        
                              Ge-cow-logist                   ~~  ~~            
                                                           Cownt Dracula        
                                                                                
                      (__)                     (  )                             
            *       ` (OO)'                    (00)   //                        
             \_/-------\/ `                 ___ \/___//                         
               ||     ||_.  `              /---\_/---\                          
            %_/ ~-----\                  ------------------                     
                       ~                   l           l                        
                                           l___________l                        
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~          l   ll ll   l                        
    // // // / /  | \\  \ \   \\\          l   v   v   l                        
                                           -           -                        
        Cow on a hot tin roof              A 'cow'ntant                         
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                      \ ,_________________./ /  
                (__)                                 -/.__________________  -   
                oo )                                      \    (__)    /   \    
               _!_/_                                        \  (oo)  /          
     !--!-\___/    !\                                         \.\/./            
     !__!     !    !  \                                        |  |             
               \___/                                   *       |  |             
              /  W \                                /          |  |             
              !    !                       o    / /            /  \'            
              !    !                      /|\/'               |    \            
                                    ______/_\_________________|______\ _____    
            Cow from                                          ^      ^          
         Velke Popovice Brewery                      David and Cowliath         
                                                                                
                                                                                
          .                                                                     
              .  .                                                              
              .  .   .    __                      __                            
                    .     ||______________________||                            
                 .    .   ||  __________________  ||                            
                        / || |           (__)   | ||                            
                  .   . / || |           (oo)   | ||                            
                      |  -|| |           _\/_   | ||                            
                  .   . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| ||                            
                      (\  |\-----------------------\                            
                  .    (\ || \_______________________\                          
                         \||  |                       |                         
                   .      \|  | (O) |-----------| (O) | .                       
                           \  |     |-----------|     |       .                 
                    .       \ |       PETERBILT       |  .                      
                             \|                       |                         
                      .      (=========================)                        
                              |_||_|             |_||_|                         
                         .                                 \                    
                                                                                
                            .                                  \                
                                                                                
                             Pompano Beach or bust!                             
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                   ^^^                          
                                                 ^^^^^^^                        
    ++++++++++ ************************        ^^^^^^^^^^^                      
    ++++++++++ ************************      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                    
    ++++++++++ ************************     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                   
    ++++++++++ ************************    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                  
    ++++++++++ ************************   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                 
    ***********************************    \                  /                 
    ***********************************     \                /                  
    ***********************************      \              /                   
    ***********************************       \            /                    
                                               \   ^(__)  /                     
                                                \ / (@@) /                      
       82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper                  \|__\/__                       
                                                    |  | |                      
                                                    |  | |                      
                                                    |__|-^-                     
                                                   /   \   \__*                 
                                                   |    |                       
                                                   ^    ^                       
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
         -----------------------------------------------                        
         |           U. S. Federal Prison              |                        
         |---------------------------------------------|                        
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |      |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |                        
         |  |  |  |  |  |^ | (__) | ^|  |  |  |  |  |  |                        
         |  |  |  |  |  | \| (00) |/ |  |  |  |  |  |  |                        
         |  |  |  |  |  |  \__\/__/  |  |  |  |  |  |  |                        
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  | |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |                        
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | |  |-|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |                        
         |  |  |  |  |  |  | /  \ \_ |  |  |  |  |  |  |                        
         |  |  |  |  |  |  |/    \| \*  |  |  |  |  |  |                        
         |  |  |  |  |  |  ^      ^  |  |  |  |  |  |  |                        
         -----------------------------------------------                        
         Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega               
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
       ---------------------------------------------------------                
       ---.---.---.-------.---|.--            ---------|---|----                
       --.-.---.----                 (__)        -----.---.---|-                
       -|---|-              __)      (++)___       -----.---|---                
       ----|       ^\  ^\  (xx)    ___\//---^       -----.---|--                
       -----  |      \____\_\/   /    \    \_____        ---.---                
       ========= -    \_____/\  ^   .  \_/____  ^          -====                
       . -     -      /        \        '     ^          .   - .                
          \          /       .  ^                     -       \                 
           `        ^                 `                `       `                
           Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu                 
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                (__)                                            
                                (OO)         __                                 
                                 \/         |__|                                
                               //  \        |                                   
                              // \   \      |                                   
                        ^^    \// \   |                                         
                              /-------------\                                   
      -----------------------/    Panama     \                                  
      ----------------------/       or        \                                 
                           /       Bust!       \                                
             _____________/---------------------\_____________                  
            /                                                 \                 
           /                                                   \                
           \                                                   /                
            \_________________________________________________/                 
                          M1 Abrams Cow Commander                               
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                 (__)                             *                             
                 (OO)                             |                             
                  \/                              |                             
                 //  \                          -----                           
                // \   \                       /     \                          
               ^^    \// \                    /       \                         
                    //     \                  |       |                         
                 --^^------  *               /         \                        
                  \ ____ /                  /      /    \                       
                   ||||||                  |       \     |                      
                   ||||||                 /         \     \                     
                   ||||||                |          /      |                    
                   ||||||               /___________\_______\                   
                   ||||||                    /                                  
                   ||||||                 (_/)                                  
                __||||||||__              (@@)                                  
                | .,....,. |               \/                                   
                | ...,.,.. |                                                    
                ------------          Cow Bell  (or the Liberty Cow Bell)       
              The Acowdemy Award                                                
                                                                                
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    |      ________________________________________________________      |      
    |  10 )   T H E  U N I T E D  S T A T E S  O F  A M E R I C A  ( 10  |      
    |   /        ...........         ____                            \   |      
    |  |                           /      \         A10806726C        |  |      
    |  |      1      (A)          |  (__)  |    ___ __   __    1      |  |      
    |  |                          |  (oo)  |     | |_  |\ |           |  |      
    |  |         A10806726C       |  _\/_  |     | |__ | \|           |  |      
    |  |      1  ..........        \//;;/\/      ...........   1      |  |      
    |   \        .........     _______________     ........          /   |      
    |  10 )___________________/  TEN DOLLARS  \____________________( 10  |      
    |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________|      
                                                                                
                             Cownterfeit                                        
                                                                                
                                                                                
 >>>---->                                      *___                   ______    
                                                   \                __|_**_|__  
       >>>---->                                     \                | . . |    
                                                     \ _______________\   /     
                                            *  (     |    | US  CALV|  \o/      
                   >>>---->                          / /\ |_________|     \-- | 
                                       (            / / \ \__________\_\ ---| | 
      >>>---->                        .    (    )  / /   \ \          \ \   |*| 
                                           .      / /     \ \          \ \      
                                          .      /* \      \*\          \*\     
                                                                                
                     The CALVelry COWard                                        
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                          ____                                  
                                          |  |             .      .             
        vv    vv                        __|__|__            \    /              
        ||----||  *                       \00/               \__/               
        ||     | /            /-----------C\/C               (oo)               
       /\-------/            / |          CCCC        /-------\/                
      (oo)                  /  ||_________CCCC       / |     ||                 
      (~~)                 *   ||         ||        *  ||----||                 
                               nn         nn           ^^    ^^                 
  Australian view of a                                                          
  North American Cow           Abraham Lincow       This cow belongs            
                                                 to "My Favorite Martian"       
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                 (__)                     (__)                  
                                 (oo)                     (oo)                  
          (__)             >------\/------<         >------\/------<            
          (oo)                | |    | |               | |    | |               
    >------\/------<          | |    | |               | |    | |               
       | |    | |             | | || | |               | | || | |               
       | `____' |             | `----' |               | `-OO-' |               
       `--|--|--'             `--|--|--'               `--|--|--'               
          |  |                   |  |                     |  |                  
          ^  ^                   ^  ^                     ^  ^                  
                                                                                
     "FLASHER" calf         "FLASHER" steer          "FLASHER" bull             
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                   (Big Mac)                                    
               (_____)           _____________                                  
                \0 0/           /             \                                 
       _________(o o)            XXXXXXXXXXXXX                                  
     / |          U |           \_____________/                                 
    *  | /______  _ |                                                           
       || ||    || ||                                                           
                                                                                
        this is a cow...      this is a cow on drugs                            
                                                                                
                      Any questions??                                           
                                                                                
                                                                                
      .                                                                         
       \---)                   (__)                                      *      
       |o o)                   ====                                     /       
    (---\o/--\          /-------\/                       (___)--------|/        
     | |#| ) |         / |     ||                        (o o)       ||         
     | |#| ) |        *  ||-||-||                      YY ( )-||--I--||         
     ^ |#| ) ~           ^^ ^^ ^^                      ||--I--||-( ) ^^         
       //--\                                           ||     ^^(o o)--<        
      // |  \            This cow is from Mars.       /|--------(---)--<        
     ||  *   |                                       /                          
     ^^      ~                                      *        "69"               
      Cowborg                                                                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                 *          *            *                                      
                                                 *                              
          *            *        (__)       *                                    
                 *         _--_ ( oo)               *                           
                        _-      )\ '|                                           
           *          /| )  _ \ \ ~~     *    *                                 
                     / \ \--   \ \                                              
                  *-' // /     > >                                              
                       > >                                                      
                   /      /                      *                              
                 / /                      *                                     
                         _ _ -- _ _                                             
                        /           \                    *                      
             *         /      _ _ _  \                                          
                      |      /      \|            *                             
                     |     |                                                    
                 *  |     |                 *               *                   
                    |     |                                                     
                     |     |                     *                              
                      |      \_ _ _ /|                                          
                       \             /                                          
             *          \ _ _     _ /                    *                      
                              ---                                               
                                                                                
                                                                                
         "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED"                                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                             (__)                               
                   (__)                    \__\/__/                             
            {}\    (oo)                      l  l                               
          /----\----\/                       l__l                               
         / |    \  |\                      / l__\                               
        *  ||    >-+-\                    <\ /  /                               
           ||      |                 ())))) \    \ ))))))                       
           ^^      ^                /   )))) \    \))))))                       
                                   /          \   /    (                        
     bum steer                 ~~~~            \ /      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        
                                                                                
                                           Cowabunga!!                          
                                                                                
              (__)                                                              
              (~~)  V            __  (__)             (__)                      
      /--------\/   |           /  \ (oo)             (oo)                      
     * |      | ----:        /--    --\/       /-------\/  {BIG MAC}            
    >--: |----|             / |      ||       / |     |---/                     
         |    |            *  ||-----||      *  ||----|                         
         ^    ^               ^^     ^^         ^^    ^                         
      beef jerky             cowsimodo            cownibal                      
                                                                                
                                                                                
                    _______\                                                    
                  -<|  CUD  \                                                   
                 /-<|_______/                                                   
            (__)//         /                      ((|))                         
            (oo)/                                 ($ $)                         
             \//                           /-------\_/ *                        
           /   |                          / |     ||__<i                        
       __ |    |                         *  ||----|                             
      *  \|   _|                            ^^    ^                             
           / |                                                                  
          /  |                         New Kow on the Block                     
         ^   ^                        (note lighter in hoof)                    
                                                                                
     CUD missile launcher                                                       
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                 ((----))                                                       
                 ((oooo))                                                       
          ///-----\\\///                                                        
        ///|||    |||                                                           
      *** ||||||---|||                                                          
          ^^^^^^    ^^^                                                         
                                                                                
    where milkshakes come from                                                  
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
   -------------------------------------------------------------------------    
   |                  ___________   |                |                     |    
   |            (__) ( You know, )  |  (__) ________ |       (__)   ______ |    
   |            (oo) ( Kentucky  )  |  (oo)( How do )|       (oo)  (      )|    
   |     /-------\/  ( cows are  )  |---\/ (  they  )|       \,,/  ( MOOF )|    
   |    / |     ||   (bucktoothed)  |  || \(  talk? )|/-------\/ \ (      )|    
   |   *  ||----|| \  /----------   |--||  \/------- | |     ||   \/------ |    
   |      ^^    ^^  \/              |  ^^            | ||----||            |    
   |                                |                | ^^    ^^            |    
   ------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.--    
                                                                                
                                Cowmic Strip                                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                       |  \___________________________                          
                       |   ___________________________                          
                       |  /                       /                             
                       |  |                      /                              
                       |  |                     /                               
                       |  |            (__)    /                                
                       |  |            (oo)   /                                 
                       |  |            _\/_  /                                  
                       |  |           /   ==%                                   
                       |  |          /   ==%                                    
                       |  |     *---<_  / /                                     
                       |  |          / /                                        
                       |  |         / /                                         
                       |  |        ~ ~                                          
                       |  |                                                     
                       |  |       Moowgli                                       
                       |  |                                                     
                      /    \                                                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
        (__)             .      . .  .               (---)                      
        \oo/             .   . ..   .        (-------(----)----(   )      *     
        /;;\               .  .  . (__)      (       (    )   )(x x)_____/      
    \__|    |__/         .  .  .   (oo)      \ OO---------OO-/   O \_/\/\/      
       |%%%%|              //-------\/       OOOOOO     OOOOOO     /     \      
       ~    ~             // | U M  ||       OOOOOO     OOOOOO     .      .     
      ~      ~           **  ||----||                                           
      grandcow is            ^^    ^^        Argyle cow about to be hit by      
       sitting            Go Blue Cow        an armored personnel carrier       
                                                                                
                                                                                
     (__                                                                        
     (o    ======]                                                              
    -------   )                                                                 
    |     || __0                    \\\||||///                                  
    |     || () _____              = 00000000 =    <----- radioactive waste     
                                                                                
  Cow after biology major           Cow after Physics Major                     
   is finished with it               is finished with it                        
                                                                                
                                                               |    |           
                                                               |    |           
                                                           (__)|    |           
             (__)                     (__)                 (@@)|    |           
             (oo)                     (oo)                 |\/-===< |           
      /-------\/           *____-------\/                  |   |    |           
     / |     ||                //     //                   |   |    |           
    *  ||----||             >='/-----//                  /\|___===< |           
     __^^____^^__/         ___^_____^^__/       __oo____*o__.  |    |           
       oo    oo              oo     oo                       `////\\\\          
                                                                                
  Cow on skate-board      Cow at running        Cow without skate-board         
                           (watch out!)                                         
                                                                                
                                                                                
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   -------     | This concludes the third part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS.   
   | COW |     | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc.  It is in    
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             David A. Bader // dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu                 
                                                                                
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From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 15:39:36 GMT
Subject: Re: WANTED: korean jokes ( or any asian pacific Islander )
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO