From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.stupidity,alt.slack,alt.non.sequitur,alt.religion.kibology,alt.job.gooley,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge II
Date: 17 Nov 92 06:21:44 GMT
Article-I.D.: ncsu.1992Nov17.062144.17011
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society


>Cheri A. "Not EverClear," Anaclerio writes:
>> Christopher D. "No, you may NOT call me 'The Koz'" Kozina writes:
>>> mchaffee@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (REAL LIFE?!?!  HA!!) writes...
>>>>mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>>>> 
>>>>>>johnsonchris@bvc.edu writes:
>>>>>>>Chris "The Tooth Beaver" Johnson writes:
>>>>>>>> Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> Jason "Lives" Mitchell writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >Greg "I'll keep this going if it's the last thing I do" Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> Jason Mitchell writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >880840m "Tom Selleck's AmEx Card #" writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>Simon E. "Tanning" Booth writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>Anna "Karenina" Szeto writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>James H. Kiley "Minogue" writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>Jonne Henrikki "Ricardo" Kolima writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Greg "Ben" Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Steve "Core" Vetter   writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg "Hebrew" Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. "Hooter Hears a" Horn writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul "Valu" Martz (that's "K"Martz to you, bucko.) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt "Cascade" writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC "D-L-T" writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Matthew "Peter, Paul, Mary, Luke, and John" Smith writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Petri "Fish" Karonen writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Erik Estrada writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>                                    >  .-~~~-,Gayla Worrell writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>                                      (       )Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>                                    (         )Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>               -^x^-               (          )Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>             /~     ~\           (           )Alex Feygin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>            |         |         (           )Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>            |         |        (           )Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>            |     __ _,       (~~~~-(     )>Alexander Feygin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>           /\/\  (. ).)       `_'_', (   )}>>Lisa "You Be" Ehren writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>            C       __)       (.( .)-(  )>}>>}MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>            |   /~~~  \      (_      ( )>>}>>}>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>            /   \ ~===='    /_____/` D)>>>}>>}>>amy writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>          /`-_   `---'         \     |>>>>}>>}>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>     .__|~-/^\-~|_/_   |^^^^^^^||    |>>>>}>>}>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>    __.         ||/.\  |       |OooooO>>>>}>>}>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>    \           ---. \ |       |      \ _>}>>}>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>   _-    ,`_'_'  .~\  \|__   __|-____  / )}>>}>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>  <     -(. ).)   > \  ( .\ (. )     \(_/ )>>}>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>   ~-       _) \_- ooo @  (_)  @      \(_//.>}>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>  / /_C (-.____)  /((O)/       \     ._/\~_.>}>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. Horn writ
>>>>>>>>>>> /   |_\     /   / /\\\\`-----''    _|>o<  |__>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin wri
>>>>>>>>>>> |     \ooooO   (  \ \\ \\___/     \ `_'_',  />>>>>>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin wr
>>>>>>>>>>>  \     \__-|    \  `)\\-^\\ ^--.  /_(.(.)- _\>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>    \_\_)   |-___/   / \ V /.~ \/\\\ (@)___/ ~|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas Horn wr
>>>>>>>>>>>   /        |       /   | |.  /`\\_/\/   /   />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writ
>>>>>>>>>>> /_________-        \  `C__-~   |  /    (/ />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt wr
>>>>>>>>>>>      | | |          \__________|  \     (/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GUNNAR wri
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC write
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>><><>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/12/92.Lets keep it goin for month.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> /  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/13/92.Lets all bend over for month.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>---->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/14/92. Lets all eat Jello for Gunth.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's still 10/14/92.Wet ball hit fellow in bunth.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/15/92. Fret no more. moves like grunt.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. Hit the floor.I'm about to punt.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. What a bore,this cascades a runt.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/17/92. All is quiet on the Western front.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92. Who's that hiding? It's Allen Funt!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92.  It is Sunday, so let's all grunt!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>Tiss still 10/18/92. The 'Skins won. Still on the hunt!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>To fill 10/18/92, have some fun, and pull a stunt!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>It's still 10/19/92.  I think I'm gonna burst.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  You stink like liverwurst.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>I say, it's 10/19/92. I drink to Patty Hearst.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>Highway route 10/19/92. You drink or die of thirst.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>Today is 10/20/92. To last 1 month, this cascade will be a 1st.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>The date: 10/20/92. Few pass the hunt.This barmaid is the worst.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}My weight: 10/21/92.Lou,pass the Huntz.My French braid is cursed.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>Is late: 10/21/92. Drew passed dunce. My wrench freight dispursed.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Today is 10/21/92.  Less than two until George LOSES!!!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}Yuk, it's 10/21/92.  Cows go "moo" when they drink boozes.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its still 10/21/92.  I'll have a crew when I sail on cruises.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/21/92.  You'll never do what I best doozes.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  The festival day for witches and Druids.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  Elvis will play for snitches and Cupids.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm really doing this although it is stupids.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm all covered with mud.  I'll go change my soeses.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I've got them stay-in-the-lab-all-night blueses.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  It seems I've followed-up in twoses.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  Gads, you have.  What ever shall we do?
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  The world will end in 4 days, so stay cool.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  I fell asleep in class, only to wake in a pool of drool.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/25/92.  Little Bo Peep's ass, groaning slowly, shakes so cruel.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/26/92.  This is my boarding pass, I'm flying away, you fool.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  You keep hoarding grass.  I keep eating stool.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need his boarding pass to go back to school.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need to kiss some ass to get him some stool.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/28/92.  Push pill pee. Christ combs crass. red-rimmed rum rules.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Crush Kill Key!  Waste wombs wash!  Mad-mimed mom mules!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Come-on people!  Lets keep this parade rollin'!!!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's 10/29/92, do you know where your detachable penis is?
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you know where your inflatable penguin in?
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you show your privates to Ursala K LeGuin?
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tonight's 10/30/92.  No, I blow my privates all over a shapely young Finn.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/31/92.  Oh, you break out in hives in sex play with dolphins?
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/01/92.  I'm the first one in November.  Beat That!!!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/02/92.  If Ross Perot wins in November, I'll eat my hat!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/02/92  Only 10 more days until we reach a month!!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92  Oh, the tendency of hardcore is to bleach a runt!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92  Moe, the grenadine's been spilled all over the bundt!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92. Vote your concience and kick out that skunk.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>Today is 11/04/92.  Clinton is the winner, put Bush in the trunk!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>Today is 11/04/92. Time to get thinner, potassium in my lungs.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>It's 11/05/92.  This newsgroup is weirder than I ever thunk.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>Today is 11/05/92.  One week to go.  Lets shoot up some junk.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>Today is 11/050/92.  Well, whatta ya know, my father was a drunk.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>>Today is 11/06/92.    But I got sprayed by a skunk!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >>Today is 11/06/92. Filling the bath-tub with tomato juice, I decided to take a dunk!
>>>>>>>>>>> >> >Today is 11/07/92. One foot in, I slipped. . . think I'll become a monk.
>>>>>>>>>>> >> Today is 11/07/92. 63 people and 27 days.  5 days to go.  Don't cascade the incomplete ones! 
>>>>>>>>>>> >To my dismay,11/08/92. Pee on a steeple and Heaven pays. Why make a show?  Don't get laid on your feet, Jones.
>>>>>>>>>> Today is 11/08/92.I started this thing n will end it.Shall we go for another?
>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/09/92. Who put in the stupid Simpsons picture?
>>>>>>>>Today is 11/09/92.  Have you ever done it on a stickshift?
>>>>>>>Today is 11/10/92.  Only two more days, this thing is losing steam.
>>>>>>Today is 11/10/92.  Thank the gods, it's even inhabiting my dreams.
>>>>>Today is 11/12/92.  It has been a month, let this thing die before I scream.
>>>>Still 11/12/92     Don't complain, just join the Kaskade team!
>>>Today is 11/12/92	Use wolvesbane, it keeps it werewolf clean!
>>Today is 11/12/19.  I must post this before the d*mn thing keels! 
>Today is 11/16/92  When I first saw this cascade, I turned on my heels.
Today is 11/17/92.  Make Bob put on his hobbit costume, and watch how he squeals.



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