HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter)
Subject: Re: What is this group all about?
Summary: sAVE yOUR Soul
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 22:32:22 GMT

>I read NN occasionally, and I want to know what is so special about
>this particular group? Any comments?
>

      This is GOD'S OWN NEWSGROUP, even though HE never reads it. This is 
"BOB"'S OWN NEWSGROUP, even though he just presses "C" and goes on to 
alt.sex. This is THE LAST NEWSGROUP, the END TIMES SLACK-O-RAMA, the 
target of flames and origins of cascades... a place for pinks to whine
and REAL SUBGENII to LURK and LAUGH. This is all of these and none of 
these, BECAUSE THIS NEWSGROUP DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST. YOU ARE NOT 
READING THIS. YOU DO NOT EXIST. THIS IS A TEST. IN THE EVENT THAT YOU
ACTUALLY DIDN'T EXIST, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT TESTS.

          he's lying... you don't exist. 

          Neither does this group. 

          unsubscribe now or DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE



Xref: sparky alt.slack:2492 alt.discordia:47 alt.zines:134 alt.conspiracy:10975
From: houk@athena.cs.uga.edu (Joshua Houk)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.discordia,alt.zines,alt.conspiracy
Subject: MOOT NEWS FOR MODERN MAN v1.1
Date: 5 Oct 92 17:00:34 GMT
Organization: Ninth Church of the Pop Loser

Yes - a revision already. Damn, I'm proud.

To summarize:

Moot News is a smorgasboard of stuff compiled off of the net enclosed
in one handy archive. Issue #1 chronicles from July-September 1992.
I think. Most of the stuff is off of alt.slack, but this archive
is thankfully free of weenies asking for $20 (boy - if I could
kill everyone who asked me to....). Trust me, this is pretty
righteous stuff. Just send email requesting it to houk@athena.cs.uga.edu.

Specs:

Something like 12 or so files. About 85k. Sent to you plain-text in
a shar file. Availible compressed and uuencoded on request. Sorry, but
I can't send individual files. Too much time to waste on alt.music.
alternative. Hopefully, we'll have this on ftp somewheres.

If you want an index and not the whole file - well, sure, that's
available, too. Seems kinda silly, though.

Moot News should be out monthly after this one. Plus some exclusive
articles, too. I might start a damn list.

By the way: this line popped up in the 'readme' of v1.0. If you know
the significance of this message, please email me ASAP. I did not
write it. I don't know who did or where the hell this came from:

		"HO HAS NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN TO J"

Any help will be appreciated.

Thanks,

Bishop Joshua Calvin Mac(k) Daddy Houk
Ninth Church of the Pop Loser
houk@athena.cs.uga.edu
"Yeah - it's pop, but I wouldn't bake a souffle near it."
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Tiberis Felis)
Subject: Re: pinkness
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 16:00:19 GMT

Nah.


Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: cs107028@pandora.sdsu.edu (Charles Herbig)
Subject: Re: A failure to communicate
Organization: San Diego State University, College of Sciences
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 22:37:08 GMT
From: slack@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (David Slack)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: I'm full of it!  No, Really!
Date: 3 Oct 92 02:57:56 GMT
Organization: Hewlett Packard - Boise, ID


sorry, just couldn't resist! ;^)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: rainer@spot.Colorado.EDU (Rainer Malzbender)
Subject: Re: "BoB" Owns Speilberg (Subgenius Influence in
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 05:29:03 GMT

In article <92274.205720CMH114@psuvm.psu.edu> <CMH114@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>            Hey, where did you alt.slack maniacs go to, anyways? I thought that
> the group had dropped out of use.

I personally have no sl*ck, whatsoever, but a friend who does told me that all
on alt.slack who *do* possess it had made a secret pact to immediately cease
posting at midnight on the above date. The first person to post would
obviously be unmasked as the turtle-soup-slurping pinque boie you have just
shown yourself to be and owe the rest of us $19.99, plus $0.01 S/H. OKM.

-- 
Rainer Malzbender		Destroy all computers that emit cute sounds.
Fyzzics
U. of Colorado, Boulder (303)492-1366           rainer@boulder.colorado.edu
From: Russell_Owsianski@mindlink.bc.ca (Russell Owsianski)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: DOOOOO IT! DO IT NOW!
Date: 3 Oct 92 20:24:58 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

In article whatever it was, a bunch o' folk been shootin' their big fool
mouths off and rant:

>>
>> >Nice try, pink boy, but it is a pack of fucking lies.
>> >
>> >The Church cannot be "summed up" in a single paragraph like that.  Your
>> >only hope is "long division".
>> >
>> >Slack is not getting something for nothing.  Slack is slack.
>> >
>> >Thanks, though, for revealing your true color.
>>
>> Heh, has anyone mentioned that the SubGenii revel in accusing each other
of
>> being pink(read heretic)?  Thier main activity, actually. Sometimes seems
lik
>> a parody of Daoism, where the only thing that keeps you in between the
>> religious (or countercultural) lines is to say and do nothing. :/
>>
>
>No, only "bobbies" talk to Subgenii in this fashion.  Every Subgenii
>has his own type of Slack that varies from Subgenii to Subgenii. That is
>why Slack is so hard to define.  For some it IS something for nothing.
>For others it is another thing to be mad about that gives them Slack
>Orgasms(tm).  Wise up, Bud!  Would "Bob" have spoken so harshly to a
>young Subgee?  No.  He would have clouted him upside the head and gently
>but cheerfully admonished him to stop trying to think so damned hard
>about slack, and to pursue it instead.


   HOW MAY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!

   YOU DON'T USE YOUR *MIND* TO THINK ABOUT YOUR *RELIGION*!!!


now just use this handy 'clip-n-mail' form...

---------------------------------------------------------------------

YES!! I'M WILLING TO GAMBLE A DOLLAR ON _ETERNAL SALVATION_!!!

I was readin' the news on alt.slack the other day, and Rev. Wile E Jesus told
me to send you a dollar for my own *personal*
copy of SubG pamphlet no. 1.....IEEEEEIEIEIHHHEIGAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!

I HEAR AND OBEY.

---------------------------------------------------------------------

Now PRINT IT OUT and STICK IT IN AN ENVELOPE with a BUCK and SEND it TO:


        Church of the SubGenius
        Help me "Bob" for I am PINK Telethon Sweepstakes
        P.O. Box 140306
        Dallas TX
        75214

Pamphlet no.1 will explain ALL... the *entire* _crucial_ CORE-O-DOGMA
can be found in *this ONE essential Document!!* (some assembly required,
your milage may vary, professional fanatic on closed philosophy, please
*DO* try this in a public church)

REMEMBER: YOU'RE STILL PINK 'TIL "BOB" SEES YOUR 'GREEN'!!

Include extra cash for more cool stuff, bumper stickers, cassette tapes,
FULL ORDAINMENT IN THE CHURCH ONLY $20!!!!!!

AND THEN GET READY TO WAIT...We'll find out how much slack you *really* have
'cause you're gonna wait TILL _YOU'RE_ GOOD AND GOD DAMNED READY!!!!

begin pgp v.20 key -"Bob".pub

DOOOOO IT!DO IT NOW!DOOOOO IT!DO IT NOW!
DO IT NOW!DOOOOO IT!DO IT NOW!DOOOOO IT!
DOOOOO IT!DO IT NOW!DOOOOO IT!DO IT NOW!
DO IT NOW!DOOOOO IT!DO IT NOW!DOOOOO IT!
DOOOOO IT!DO IT NOW!DOOOOO IT!DO IT NOW!


        And don't you DARE try to CASCADE any of this!!!
From: reh@wam.umd.edu (Richard Huddleston)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Blues
Keywords: Blues, more blues, blue swede blues
Date: 6 Oct 92 02:41:30 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park

I am the blues in your morning coffee
I am the blues in your toast and jam
I am the blues on your cloudiest day
I am the blues in the bones in your closet

Have a nice day.

-- 
Richard Huddleston  reh@wam.umd.edu  Personal opinions.

"It's after the end of the world -- don't you know that yet?" (Sun Ra)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: despair@netcom.com (Scott Hanson)
Subject: Re: I have too much slack
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 21:22:52 GMT

In article <mumble> rob@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Rob Chauncey) writes:
>Oh, ho! but having yourself referred to as despair loses slack, too -
>how can you concentrate on Slackfullness when you have all that
>despair on your mind...

I have almost enough slack, although I am touched by your concern.  In my
opinion, anyone who is happy must be stupid and unobservant.  Much
that is not unpleasant can be obtained from angst.

-- 
Scott Hanson		This has been a recording.
despair@netcom.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: Slackful Installation Procedure
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 00:17:02 GMT

Obviously an old Dave Barry column--maybe not in this continuity, but still...
some Pinx(c1992 TomCorp Ltd.) think that alt.slack is alt.humor.second-hand.

Flame me--or kill yourself.  Choose now!
--

Tom Dennis                    |  I looked into the abyss,
dennis@alexia.uiuc.edu        |    and the abyss looked into me--
tadg0614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu     |      and we both winked.
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: rsvanc00@mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance)
Subject: What is this group all about?
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 21:41:05 GMT

I read NN occasionally, and I want to know what is so special about
this particular group? Any comments?

Dr. Miles Bennet Dyson
Director of Reasearch and Development
Cyberdyne Corporation
Los Angeles, California

E-mail: mbdyson@Cyberdyne.sys.com
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 20:57:20 EDT
From: <CMH114@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: "BoB" Owns Speilberg (Subgenius Influence in
 <1992Sep25.133229.6710@news <1992Sep25.171157.2755@nic.csu.net>
 <1992Sep28.215850.28053@linus.mitre.org> <1992Sep29.151301.41@panix.com>

            Hey, where did you alt.slack maniacs go to, anyways? I thought that
 the group had dropped out of use.

Mitch Hagmaier         Yesterday This Day's Madness did prepare;
Quest Laboratories     To-morrow's Silence, Triumph, or Dispair:
Terraforming Division   Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why:
State College, Pa      Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
cmh114@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: ddb@vpnet.chi.il.us (dennis box)
Subject: Re: Fun with Mormons
Organization: Vpnet Public Access
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 1992 03:56:35 GMT

In article <c3+pk=d.despair@netcom.com> despair@netcom.com (Scott Hanson) writes:
>[ lots of fun stuff about mormons  and visitor centers deleted ]

Another fun fact about mormons and thier visitor centers is that they
LOVE to come to your home to convince you to see things thier way.

If you go, be sure to pick up a handful of "send me further information" 
postcards.  Enlighten your friends!  Drain Slack from your enemies!
Become a Cosmic Pest (tm) in the finest sense of the word!!  Now, if they
show up on YOUR doorstep, you are obliged to convice them to REPENT,
BOBDAMMIT, XDAY IS CLOSER THAN YOU THINK!!! or kill them.  Or me.  But
pay me lots of $$$$$ first.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hi, I am a slack virus!!  Email your slack to the account in this header, 
     and put me in your .signature file!  Soon your head will explode!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Slack(tm) question.
Keywords: slipshod slamshack
Date: 28 Sep 92 14:55:32 GMT
Organization: N.A. Association for DIGGING THE PEEN

In article <1992Sep22.182831.28975@gozer.mv.com>, McB@aneurism.mscg.com (The Stark Pistol) writes:

|> bm560@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Thomas D. Salyers) writes: 
|> >      Are Star Trek conventions Slack(tm)ful?  I'm going to one 
|> > this weekend....I'll be getting Slack(tm) anyway, as my girlfriend
|> > and I are getting a room, but I just wanted to know....or kill me.
|> 
|> Star Drek "Cons" are not slackful for attendees.  They are only
|> slackful for "merchandise" "vendors" who sell you lots of worthless
|> crap and lift your slack at the same time they lift your cash.
|> 
|> If you have slack you can get sex, but having sex will not get you
|> slack, except in very brief spurts.
|> 
|> > The Right Reverend Further Indignities
|> > First Non-Toxic Orthodoxic Temple
|> >  of the Black T-Shirt That is All Sizes, Yet None
|> 
|> > Pope of All Denver
|> 
|> Whoop!  Whoop!  Whoop!  False Prohpet Alert!  Pink Boy tries to pass
|> himself off as a SubG!
|> 


and...


>Path: sybase!mtxinu!ucbvax!van-bc!ubc-cs!destroyer!uunet!portal!cup.portal.com!Samuel_DrAllosaurs_Crider
>From: Samuel_DrAllosaurs_Crider@cup.portal.com
>Message-ID: <66392@cup.portal.com>
>References: <19nde5INNllu@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>
  <1992Sep22.182831.28975@gozer.mv.com>

>Question: how do you spot a pink boy?
>Answer: he's the one shouting loudest: "Get rid of the pinks!!!"

>paraphrased from Rev. Stang

>DrAllosaurus


you make the connection.

and yet: 
the son still set in the west.
twopela em go longlong beiwey tolgras.
raa says peter rabbit.

let these truths/asses be self-evident/set to grind corn -- whatever.

+------+   "Without warning, Big Squirrel screams, It's kung fu time!
| xian |  and leaping high into the air delivers an explosive roundhouse
|-<--<@|   kick upside Yogi Vithaldis' head that sends his right eyeball
+------+flying into a Styrofoam coffee cup. Ole! go the kids." [mark leyner]
From: ksm@abb-sc.abb-sc.com (Professor Kaos)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: No one is sayin anything about this one.....
Date: 6 Oct 92 06:15:03 GMT
Organization: Kaos Laboratories


	Well, I'm shoked not to be hearing about it here. "Bob" get taken by a 
salesman, or not quite, I'm not sure. So go watch it or be pink. Ren-n-Stimpy. 
Rubber Nipple Salesmen. Just try and deny WHO buys the rubber nipples in the 
end? Yes, that pipe, that wife named Connie, and to make it all the more 
certain, HE KICKS THEM OUT WITHOUT PAYING THEM!!!! IIiieeeeeee!


		- Prof. K. Kaos
		High Muk E. Muk and Gran Poo BAH of Palo Alto
		Soul owner and proprietor
		Kaos Laboratories

Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: rob@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Rob Chauncey)
Subject: AC/DC = Slack? (RANT)
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
Distribution: alt.slack
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 02:45:52 GMT
X-Posted-From: occs.cs.oberlin.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

	Listen to the song "Sink the Pink" by AC/DC.  Proves the Saint
of Sales' existence before the time of the Finding...

"Sink the Pink!
It's all the fashion!"
-excerpt...

Heh heh heh...

Also, didja ever wonder exactly WHO was driving the Nissan in the "OH,
it's YOU, BoB..." Commercial?  It won major awards, and many Pinks
enjoyed it.  Further proof that BoB has infiltrated the mass media and
is giving the Pinks a few last years of enjoyment before their
eyeballs are liquified and steam comes streaming out of their
eyesockets.

	The con is now larger than life, and 6x as ugly.  Be aware, the
Star-Mikes(tm) (floating out in orbit...) are picking up everything
you say, and this network is not secure...
You know when your screen refreshes just a little too
slowly, and little wavy lines go across it?  Notice that that happens
when you do a screenshot?  It's the Pinks shooting your screen to know
what you are writing.  Down with them!  Get violent!  Violence is
inverse slack, because it's doing something that accomplishes
little...it's fun tho'.  

Kill and Rape the Nazi Facists,
--
+---------------------------------------+
|Rob Chauncey - - - - - - - - - - - - - |
|rob@occs.cs.oberlin.edu- - - - - - - - |
+---------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: alt.slack,rec.arts.animation
Date: Mon,  5 Oct 1992 15:39:49 -0400 
From: Kevin Paul Goldman <kg1i+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: "BoB" Owns Speilberg (Subgenius Influence in
 <1992Sep25.133229.6710@news <1992Sep25.171157.2755@nic.csu.net>
 <1992Sep28.215850.28053@linus.mitre.org> <1992Sep29.151301.41@panix.com>
	<92274.205029CMH114@psuvm.psu.edu>

>Mitch Hagmaier         One Moment in Annihilation's Waste,
>Quest Laboratories     One Moment, of the Well of Life to taste-
>Terraforming Division   The Stars are setting and the Caravan
>State College, Pa      Starts for the Dawn of Nothing - Oh, make haste!
>cmh114@psuvm.psu.edu

This man is a pink heretic. Don't listen to him. He has been sent by the
pre-industrial false religions in attempt to steal some slack and
analyze it. Avoid him at all costs!!!! Your slack is at stake!
LaTeR,

Mongo

" I think it is time to discuss your drug use as it relates to artistic
endevor" William Burroughs - The Naked Lunch
"These aren't candy..." Mike Cooper
"A box of rain will ease the pain and love will see you through"  GDEAD
"It is simply not given to human beings to know the totality of truth"  Keenan
"The only people for me are those who are mad, mad to talk, mad to live,
mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, who never yawn
or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like yellow roman
candles exploding like spiders across the sky" Jack Keroac - On The Road
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: musgrave-forest@CS.YALE.EDU (F. Ken Musgrave)
Subject: MegaSlack
Summary: Stiff is Slack [Slack is Stiff???]
Organization: Yale University Computer Science Dept., New Haven, CT 06520-2158
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 23:25:30 GMT

From kurtray@sco.COM Fri Oct  2 18:10:57 1992
From: "Kurt J. Raymond" <kurtray@sco.COM>
Subject: Dead and Tagged

--- Forwarded mail from rhondap@sco.COM (Rhonda P)

    L.A. Times, Sat., Sept. 12, 1992:

    "OFFICER TICKETS CAR, IGNORES DEAD DRIVER"

    Los Angeles - A Los Angeles Count parking control officer
    who ticketed a Cadillac parked illegally on Piru St. in
    South-Central Los Angeles on Friday morning got no excuses
    from the driver sitting stiffly behind his steering wheel.

    In a bureaucratic reflex that might well serve as a
    textbook example of public servants' indifference to the
    public they server, authorities said Friday that the civilian
    parking  officer apparently ticketed the dead motorist,
    left the $30 citation on the man's dashboard and drove
    off without contacting authorities.

    "He was noticeably dead," said county paramedic Paul Hatherly,
    one of the first authorities on the scene.  "The driver's
    window was 3/4 down.  He had severed rigor mortis.  He was
    discolored. ...But whoever put the ticket there was clueless."

    Parmedics and firefighters who arrived son after the deputies
    said they found the driver sitting up, slumped
    slightly forward with blood on his face.  And they found the
    ticket -- dated Friday, 9:46am -- lying on the dashboard.

    Since paramedics said it was a safe bet that the driver expired
    sometime Thursday night, authorities on the scene
    Friday morning had a hard time trying to fathom how the
    parking officer could possibly have missed the man's obvious
    condition.

-- 

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
                                    			-- Niels Bohr

Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo
From: mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer)
Subject: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 10:17:36 GMT
Keywords: cascade in subject line

genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.

-- 
Mike Linksvayer   m-linksvayer@uiuc.edu   +1 217 344 1326
From: Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca (Charlie Gibbs)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: AC/DC = Slack? (RANT)
Date: 7 Oct 92 00:03:23 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

In article <ROB.92Oct5214552@occs.cs.oberlin.edu>
rob@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Rob Chauncey) writes:

>        Listen to the song "Sink the Pink" by AC/DC.  Proves the Saint
>of Sales' existence before the time of the Finding...
>
>"Sink the Pink!
>It's all the fashion!"

     Fashion?  Following fashion?  Hahahaha!  Got you, pink boy!
AC/DC are obviously dealing in False Slack (tm).  The only slack
they have is what they suck out of the souls of the little pink
teeny-boppers who buy their records.

     Root the pink out of your own soul, before the Xists come and
burn it out.  At least then it won't be pink any more, just black
and charred.  But there'll be nobody left to see it.  We'll be in
the saucers enjoying the view out the bay window, sitting at the
right hand o' "Bob".

     Fashion designers are the advance guard of the Con.  Don't let
them suck your slack.  Hand them your pinkness instead.  It'll mark
them like a dye before they know what happened, and on X-day the
saucers will home in on them for their Final Cleansing.

     You too can become fashion-proof.  Send me $20.  Or kill me.

Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca
"I'm cursed with hair from HELL!"  -- Night Court
From: 1-7470@wwiv.tfsquad.mn.org (Jay Dyson #1 @7470 [SubGenius Minister])
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Michael Jackson, SubGenius???
Date: Sun, 04 Oct 92 20:47:10 GMT

[Regarding]: Is Micahel Jackson a SubGenius UberMan
[Recipient]: Please Reply.

* On <Thu Oct 01 22:36:48>, ehrlich#cs.psu.edu (Dan Ehrlich) #183 @506 wrote:

> The latest issue of SPY magazine claims Michael Jackson has a third nostril!

     KREEEE-GAH!  M. Jackson & Co. are nothing but Glorp Clones who deserve the
most unceremonious of smitings.  Hell, if I could borrow Hypercleats' 9-iron,
I'd do some serious head-launching myself.

     Pinkness, thy name is Michael "Oxygenated & Nose-deflated" Jackson.


                                        Bishop Oskee Boskee
From: djd33237@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (anon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: I have too much slack
Date: 28 Sep 92 00:41:31 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) writes:

>I have so much slack, I'm literally GIVING it away!

Wrong!

By admitting that you have slack at all causes you too loose it. So therefore
you have none to give away.

So go away pink boy!
Newsgroups: alt.slack