From: dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: SPAM
Organization: NCC 4600C USS Lynx
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 20:58:49 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.020453.16725@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> In article <1992Dec11.170843.3763@news.unomaha.edu>, werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
>> > djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu  writes:
>> >> In article <1992Dec10.172025.6623@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) yellows:
>> >> .s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMIPAMSPAM	    SPAMDONTSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMLIKESPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMMIKESPAM	    SPAMPALINPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMDIEDSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM 	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> .> 
>> >> .> 		THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SPAM..
>> >> .> 			ANY QUESTIONS?
>> >> .>
>> >> .Yes, why is my brain shaped like an "I"?
>> >> 
>> >> Ooo!!! You'd like to know that, now wouldn't you?  Well, we won't have
>> >> that sorta question 'ere!  Nope, we don't like your kind!  In fact, if
>> >> you don't get your lousy, question-askin', barfpile corpse outta here,
>> >> we're gonna GIVE YOU FLOWERS!  Be off, then!
>> > 
>> > No.  You wouldn't dare...You can't be that cruel...not FLOWERS!
>> > ohgodpleasenottheflowersIcan'tstandflowers...roses,pansies,daffodills,snap-
>> > dragons,pagonias,Africanviolets,thelarch,themightyScotspine,thefir,the
>> > limpingrudetreeofNigeria....
>> > I...I...I never wanted my brain shaped like an "I."  I just wanted a brain
>> > shaped like, like, like GINA
>> 
>> Would a Gina shaped like Gina be good enough for you? I can offer you
>> that, if Jester does not disagree (not that his opinion dictates my
>> life or anything; I won't have a dick-tator ruling me).
>
>A Gina shaped like a Gina would be wonderful.  Who cares what Jester thinks?
>You're a grown woman, you can make decisions for yourself...Should you ever 
>find yourself in Nebraska...well, you know.  Just don't bring flowers, unless
>you're wearing them.  Are you insuating that Jester's penis is shaped like a 
>spud???
Or if you ever find yourself in Abq, yeul be a wown groman, and we can make
you an Arkalien, and then... (Grins hopefully).  And we can eat flowers.
(No, you silly person, don't mosh... <thud>

>
>> 
>> >> 
>> >> .Eric aka the brain contortionist 
>> >> 
>> >> Dan aka My brain is shaped like aluminum siding, but I usually keep it
>> >> in the cupboard, so you can't see it.
>> > 
>> > Eric aka I already know what aluminum siding looks like, and I'm lookin' at
>> > some Right Now.
>> 
>> Gina aka but I look better than aluminum siding, even when its new
>> > --
>Eric aka well then!  Why am I bothering to look at aluminum siding?  But I do 
>have a few ideas on the uses of metal as clothing (no armor suitable for combat
>please)...
>
> 
>-- 
>

Sixtus V, Pope from 1585 to 1590 authorized a printing of the Vulgate
Bible.  Taking no chances, the pope issued a papal bull automatically
excommunicating any printer who might make an alteration in the text.
This he ordered printed at the beginning of the Bible.  He personally
examined every sheet as it came off the press.  Yet the published
Vulgate Bible contained so many errors that corrected scraps had to be
printed and pasted over them in every copy.  The result provoked wry
comments on the rather patchy papal infallibility, and Pope Sixtus had
no recourse but to order the return and destruction of every copy.