HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:22:57 GMT

azeena@perdita.gac.edu (azeena) writes:

>> }Objection sustained. It smacks too much of people using
>> }Unix and C and is just _not allowed_. Anyway, I'm off to 
>> }South Africa.
>> 
>> why south africa?/ i have a nice warm bed saved for you eccles
>> dearest right here in west lafayette indiana in the good
>> ole u s of a
>> 
>please don't punish them that severly why not just put them in the spanish  
>inquisition it would be more pleasant.

I didnt expect the spanish Inquisition to be a part of this.

>Jen

JT Brainy wringing the blue out of these smurfs... 
Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:6797 rec.humor:28490
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,rec.humor
Subject: Monty python prayers...
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom))
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 02:36:01 GMT
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo

Oh Lord...
Ooooh you are so big....
So absolutely huge.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell you.
Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.
And barefaced flattery.
But you are so strong and, well, just so super.
Fantastic.
Amen.

--------------------------------------------

Oh Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill or toast your flock,
Don't put us on the barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok...

Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants Lord,
In a rotissomat...

-- 
Dark Elf                                            gbloom@hebe.calpoly.edu
			         		        drow@rever.nmsu.edu
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
					- Jack Handey
From: cf555@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Chris Christian)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Heya guys
Date: 7 Sep 1992 03:15:48 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu



This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
i have polled my accts to date....

so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts

Jester aka what a weenie
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
Date: 8 Sep 92 14:26:29 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>>>>>>>>Edwin aka the first one to use the newfangled thing
}>>>>>>>Sno!im aka and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
}>>>>>>Jester aka is [Ll]isa still around here?
}>>>>>Dan aka I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
}>>>>Jmesa aka Why can't I spell my name?
}>>>Jester aka Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
}>>[Ll]isa aka don't ya all like my quiz?
}>Jos aka I *HATE* akaes!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
}>dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
}Chris aka (That's AKA, not aka) Now alias-repellant sprays and bug-lights
}being created in my basement.
Jester aka I changed them all to aka..it looks nice now....


-- 
manifestations of a sort so insidious off the point
simple solution never confusion sport a gun kill a cop
crazy world of weary thought so receive me had enough
lock me up lock me up --- aSSiMilAte  SkiNNy puPpY
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Phylosophers song
Keywords: Ni, Pang, Neeeewonm
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:19:16 GMT


>G'day.  I am looking for the lyrics of the Phylosophers song.  I would be most
>appreciative of anyone who would peck my pointers in the proper direction or
>send me such.  Subtractionally, I would be greatful for any intelligence on the
>whereabouts of FTP addresses with Python transcripts.  Thanks.

YEAH! ME too!
Aaaaaargh!
mSNiooooooooooooooooooo
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 16:19:42 GMT

}>>>>>>>>>>Ratboy hum Right! This has gone far enough!
}>>>>>>>>>Meetch hum No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
}>>>>>>>>James hum Well, then you must not be doing it right!
}>>>>>>>JT hum will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
}>>>>>>>is 'it' to 'this'?
}>>>>>>James hum 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
}>>>>>Vance hum Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
}>>>>>F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel
}>>>>Meetch hum Kevin Phillips Bong aka *singing* CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN....
}>>>Chris hum Streeeeeeeaaaaam every Foooooorrrrrrrd (that doesn't sound quite
}>>>right....)
}>>JT hum  Bleach every Rainbow?
}>Amjes hum Can it be that we are also simple then,
}>Or has time rewritten every time,
}>If we had a chance to do if all against
}>tell me would we, did we?
}JT hum UH...OH too bloody deep, we had better hold hands and hum
}harmoniously!
Jester hum okay..lets change the aka to hum.......
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Heya guys
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 05:57:08 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>}cf555@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Chris Christian) writes:
>}>This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
>}>in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
>}>i have polled my accts to date....
>}>so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts
>}ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
>}Jester's got his silly real name back! hahahahahaha

>Nope..I just got another acct..one of many new accts in the last month...

Y is it that it has your real name then, bucko?

>}Eccles aka You won't catch me doin' that.
>Jester aka can i can your sexy body and strip you naked?
Eccles aka Sure, I'll get the honey pot.
>-- 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: beelzebubba
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 16:42:49 GMT


jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM whistles through the trees:
> >gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom)) writes:
> >> Yet again, ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM moans:
> >> >
> >> >Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
> >> >objects?
> >> What???  These sharpened nose-hairs?
> >Why yes, although I was referring to what you had in your (eeeww!) hands.
> Oh, are you looking for a *leg*?
> I think there was one back there somewhere...

Why are you dressed up as a tiger?

> > >> >PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.
> >> Dark Elf aka Okay... where are you hiding THIS time?!?!?!?
> >trying hard not to be seen, I remain, 
> >PKT aka Keep Your Head Down!!!
> mesAj aka There he is!!! (KA-BLOOM!)

PKT aka it's a man's deathHHlife being blown to bits.
From: auj@aber.ac.uk (Professor Coypu)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Pag and flames.
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:13:17 GMT
Organization: Prifysgol Cymru (University of Wales) Aberystwyth


Hi there !

Pag was just complaining to me that he hadn't been flamed lately. Could
someone remedy this for me.

Thank you,
Prof. aka unlicensed aka.

-- 
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Removal of aka's
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 03:47:14 GMT

djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
}phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
}.} Since we have all these lawbending fucks using our damn
}.} aka's I am now outlawing them. Anyone who uses
}.} and aka will be flamed by me...get huge tons
}.} of absolutely useless mail..and
}.} receive a free trip for two to the frozen
}.} ice caves of antarctic where upon arrival
}.} the cave will collapse burying you alive..
}.} and as a bonus prize you get one used condom
}.} to bronze and put on your mantle..
}.} so DON'T use aka...use squig....noone knows what
}.} squig means anyways.....
}.} Jester squig what the hell?
}.Phil squig do we have to mail for a squig liscense?

Jesterr squig nope....

}But Jester darling!  "Squig" doesn't make that neat machine-gun effect
}I'm so fond of when you place 6 or 7 of them back to back.

no..its sounds like yourr farting...more fun that way..

}Dan squig squig squig squig squig Sounds more like someone with
}they're Wellies stuck in the mud than a hi-tech modern death machine
}capable of spewing out 983240912384 rounds of SCREAMING METAL
}KILL-KAPSULES AT 8340913284 FEET PER SECOND WHICH CAN RENDER A HUMAN
}BEING INTO IT'S COMPONENT ATOMS AND SPRAY WARM BLOOD 87 FEET IN THE
}AIR WHILE WE LISTEN TO THE TORMENTED SCREAMS OF A BROKEN BODY AS IT IS
}RENT INTO STEAMING PILES OF MANGLED FLESH AGAINST A COLD CONCRETE
}WALL!!!!!!!  err...

you've seen to many movies my child..come 
confess the heinous sins of heresay....

Jester squig In the Name of The Father, Son and Holy Squig
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From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
Date: 10 Sep 92 03:54:34 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <sprooney.716081626@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) scooped out the good parts and served them on a plate with a choice of potato:

[vile FORGERIES, the lot of 'em!!!]

>>> Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>>> 	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
>>7 out of 8 naughty bishops prefer the alias license to the aka license!
>>Edwin alias Adrian Wapcaplet
>That's coz you don't need an alias licence!!!
Well, I need *no* steenking aka license!!
(and bloody little common cense!)

>mnSi
>n*
>S o
>i  *
Sam Ej aka <-- Look! There! He's done it again!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: A bet!
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:17:13 GMT

In article <Auto2.8@>
Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
 
>
>In article <1992Aug20.155827.12965@ultb.isc.rit.edu> jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Jamesa Willer) writes:
>>you lose.
>
>>maJes qpq Due to the current economic 'recession', I'm afraid we're
>>       going to have to lose one of our Pantomime wHorses ...
>
>Chris aka Sweeten the deal.  Throw in the PMRC too!
 
If you refuse to take part in a recession, you don't have one.
                            --me, just now.
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Bumming...... (oh, what a giveaway!)
Date: 15 Sep 92 18:07:08 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) translates badly:

>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) squeal translator:
>>jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) squeals:
>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>>>>}}}JT hum UH...OH too bloody deep, we had better hold hands and hum
>>>>}}}harmoniously!
>>>>}}Jester hum okay..lets change the aka to hum.......
>>>>}Phil hum, methinks that's dum...let's change the hum to a mum, me mum into a 
>>>>}mum, the mum to some cum, the cum into a drum, the drum to a crumb, and 
>>>>}the crumb into a 67 foot tall fire-breathing parrot that yells "kill, 
>>>>}Kill, KILL" at the sight of any father-rapers....
>>>>}Phil aka does that make me mum a father-raper?
>>>>fool squig yes.....i think..let me check my references....
>>>>	french-kissing at night...yes..
>>>>	raping poodles...yes
>>>>	vacations in swaziland....yes
>>>>	yep he's a father raper
>>>JT squig It also makes his mum a 67ft. tall, verry pissed parrot.
>>>		 and I imagine were all a little wet because of it.
>>J seam octopud Yes, but was he sitting on the bench having fun
>>	filling out the forms and playing with the pencils after
>>	being a litterbug, yet not moral enough to join the army,
>>	burn people's houses, rape women, and pillage villages....
>JT squig And now for something, compleatly different....
>It wasn't much of a bench, twas a chair in truth,
>There wasn't much fun, rather boring to be exact.
>The pencils were blunt, and the trash was a tad uncooth,
>The army was to large, and it was extinguishers the houses lacked.

>The maidens were lush, and ripe for the taking,
>They were so damn eager, I'd hardly call it raping.
>And the villages were overflowing, ready to explode!
>They'll never miss our booty, twas only a little load.

Same J <=== And now for something, completely the same....
It wasn't much of a bench, twas a chair in truth,
There wasn't much fun, rather boring to be exact.
The pencils were blunt, and the trash was a tad uncooth,
The army was to large, and it was extinguishers the houses lacked.

The maidens were lush, and ripe for the taking,
They were so damn eager, I'd hardly call it raping.
And the villages were overflowing, ready to explode!
They'll never miss our booty, twas only a little load.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sy_bodenmann@srzts212 (1.446 Bodenmann Roland)
Subject: monty-python videos
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords:  videos,switzerland
Organization: Alcatel STR AG Switzerland
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 15:00:00 GMT

Hello folks 

i'm searching for monty-python videos in switzerland. I want to buy or lean
them. Has anyone a special warehouse or shop address where I can search for 
them. 

Thanks Roland

  R. Bodenmann, Alcatel STR AG, AST 5.912, Friesenbergstr. 75, CH-8055 Zuerich
  RFC822:  SY_BODENMANN@srzts212.alcatel.ch             Phone:  +41 1 465-2768
  X.400:   c=CH a=arCom p=Alcatel s=Bodenmann           FAX:    +41 1 465-3131
  DECnet:  PSI%022849919001::BODENMANN
From: james@pfbs.philips.se (James Pool)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: MP's Policeman's Ball
Date: 15 Sep 92 14:12:46 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment BCFI AB, Sweden

Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
: Has anyone seen Policeman's Ball from 1974. I saw the Policeman's Biggest 
: Ball (1992) on TV some days ago, it was a live show with lotsa comediens. 
: The only ones from Monty Python were Cleese and Palin. They did a new
: version of the old dead parrot. This time the Cleese got his money 
: back.
: 
: Morten Eriksen, Norway
:
: As far as I know the first recorded SPB was in around 1980. It featured such 
: as :- "The Four Yorkshiremen", "Guess the Assailant", "It's a Balloon 
: Penelope" and "The End of the World".
:
: "Will this wind be so mighty as to lay low the mountains of the earth?"
:
: Elvis the Alligator
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: Alias
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 15:49:20 GMT

edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:

>Ok, Ok here's the best offer yet:
>THE POST-LABOR DAY ALIAS SALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Use two aliases and - GET A FREE NAKED WOMAN!!!
>Use only one and she has to keep her top on.

>With akas you get no such deal!!!   Why settle for less?  You can have 
>the one that everyone's been talking about!!!!
>NO LICENSE REQUIRED FOR USE!!!!
>Edwin alias marketing genius

JT aka hmmm....could you throw in a smurf????
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Ahhh, so's yer mother!!!
Date: 16 Sep 92 01:41:14 GMT
 961@ysub.ysu.edu><1992Sep15.015111.14351@galileo.cc.rochester.edu><1686214B73.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu's message of Tue, 15 Sep 1992 03:34:11 GMTLines: 23

In article <1686214B73.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
.In article <1992Sep15.015111.14351@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
.jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

.>
.>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu sings along:
.>
.>>In article <1992Sep15.000707.12168@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
.>>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
.>>>Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
.>>>
.>>>>What is Aka.......
.>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
.>>Chris <--- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
.>>informing us all.
.>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. (what rot?) That rot!

What rot?  It's that smelly, discoloured stuff I just ate. [burp]

.Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.
Dan <--- Sorry mate, but I can't give it to the Jos as I just finished
it.  Mebbe we could find some moldy cheese or a bloated carp for the
little guy, he must be famished.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Pythons lost a bet!!
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 06:36:31 GMT
Summary: Nyeah!

Haha!  Nyaargh!  (and other blood curdling cries...)

Listening to the radio yesterday, I heard "I bet you they won't play this song
on the radio"  Nyeaaarrgh!  Take that!!  Now what do we get since they lost the
bet? 8)

Meetch aka Not Muriel, Eric nor Jester's Aunt.
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: F.W De Clerk
Date: 15 Sep 92 17:42:43 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

ewagoner@nmt.edu (Eric L. Wagoner) scribbles:

>In article <1992Sep13.235054.28225@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:

>My thoughts exactly.

Those would be my thoughts too, but I haven't got any.

James the Mysterious

GUMBY!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Pythons lost a bet!!
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 06:01:19 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>Haha!  Nyaargh!  (and other blood curdling cries...)

>Listening to the radio yesterday, I heard "I bet you they won't play this song
>on the radio"  Nyeaaarrgh!  Take that!!  Now what do we get since they lost the
>bet? 8)

Yes, but what radio station was it, eh? And it wasn't at 5pm or anything
was it, so it doewsn't count.

>Meetch aka Not Muriel, Eric nor Jester's Aunt.
Eccles aka Not Lord Wellington
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 16:28:04 GMT

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

>In article <1992Sep08.120338.14528@DIALix.oz.au>
>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
> 
>>
>>lutan@oolong.hacks.arizona.edu (Vance R. Haemmerle) writes:
>>
>>>In article <1992Sep4.180355.14291@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>>>>>>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>>>>>>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>>>>>>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>>>>>>>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>>>>>>>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
>>>>>>>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>>>>>>>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>>>>>>*squish* *squish* *squish* Was that a puddle of niggerbaiter or
>>>>>>do I have to get my feet oiled again?
>>>>>That depends....what size are your feet?
>>>>Approx. 1/3 the size of my bum (*oh, what a giveaway!!*) each.
>>>Can I just butt in at this point and say that this is in fact
>>>the very first time I've appeared in this newsgroup.
>>No I'm sorry there isn't time, and besides this is *NOT* a newsgroup.
>>By the silly kniggits here alone you shoulda figured that out. :)
>>
>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>>>>>>>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>>>>>>James aka Well, then you must not be doing it right!
>>>>>JT aka will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
>>>>>        is 'it' to 'this'?
>>>>James aka 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
>>>Vance alias Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
>>>            F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel
>>Meetch aka Kevin Phillips Bong aka *singing* CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN....
>Chris aka Streeeeeeeaaaaam every Foooooorrrrrrrd (that doesn't sound quite
>right....)
JT aka  Bleach every Rainbow?
From: edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
Date: Mon, 07 Sep 92 17:40:52 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

> >>>>>>>Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
> >>>>>>Sno!im alias and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
> >>>>>Jester alias is [Ll]isa still around here?
> >>>>Dan alias I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
> >>>Jmesa alias Why can't I spell my name?
> >>Jester alias Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
> >[Ll]isa alias don't ya all like my quiz?
> Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
> 	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
7 out of 8 naughty bishops prefer the alias license to the aka license!
Edwin alias Adrian Wapcaplet


--
edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Bumming...... (oh, what a giveaway!)
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:09:19 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) squeals:

>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>>}}}JT hum UH...OH too bloody deep, we had better hold hands and hum
>>}}}harmoniously!
>>}}Jester hum okay..lets change the aka to hum.......
>>}Phil hum, methinks that's dum...let's change the hum to a mum, me mum into a 
>>}mum, the mum to some cum, the cum into a drum, the drum to a crumb, and 
>>}the crumb into a 67 foot tall fire-breathing parrot that yells "kill, 
>>}Kill, KILL" at the sight of any father-rapers....
>>}Phil aka does that make me mum a father-raper?
>>fool squig yes.....i think..let me check my references....
>>	french-kissing at night...yes..
>>	raping poodles...yes
>>	vacations in swaziland....yes
>>	yep he's a father raper
>JT squig It also makes his mum a 67ft. tall, verry pissed parrot.
>		 and I imagine were all a little wet because of it.
J seam octopud Yes, but was he sitting on the bench having fun
	filling out the forms and playing with the pencils after
	being a litterbug, yet not moral enough to join the army,
	burn people's houses, rape women, and pillage villages....
From: phogenkamp@csghsg5a.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Date: 10 Sep 92 14:04:55 GMT
Organization: University of St.Gallen, Switzerland

Hi all.

A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.

Any hints?

Thanks in advance,
Peter