From: ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: Please Help (My Butt!:)
Date: 12 Oct 92 21:37:03 GMT
Organization: Watch Ren And Stimpy or Else!

In article <1b2j1kINN5j5@uwm.edu>, anthony@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Anthony J Stieber) writes:
> Newsgroups: alt.sources,alt.folklore.urban,talk.bizarre,rec.humor
> From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
> Subject: Re: Please Help
> Message-ID: <1992Oct8.183155.8315@geovision.gvc.com>
> Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
> Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
> References: <16380001@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com>
> Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 18:31:55 GMT
> Lines: 65
> Xref: uwm.edu alt.sources:6655 alt.folklore.urban:52466 talk.bizarre:126436 rec.humor:96770
> 
> In separate articles in 121 groups! with no cross posting,
> kingsley@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Kingsley Morse) writes:
>>              Please answer these 9 questions and return.
> [Questionaire deleted]
> 
> Kingsley, how about answering this one:
> 
> 1.) Do you know how to cross post?
> Yes, but I couldn't fit all those newsgroups on one line        [ ]
> No, but I can't be bothered to read the manuals.                [ ]
> Yes, but I'd prefer everybody to see my postings multiple times [ ]
> 
> 2.) Do you think about what is appropriate for a group before posting there?
> Yes, but then the urge passes                                   [ ]
> No, why should I be polite                                      [ ]
> Everybody should see my postings, so why be selective           [ ]
> 
> 3.) Do you expect people to answer personal questions when you don't tell
> them why you are asking?
> Yes, privacy is a foriegn concept to me.                        [ ]
> No, but I thought I'd try anyway.                               [ ]
> Your business is my business, my business is none of yours      [ ]
> 
> 4.) Do you enjoy seeing mocking followups to your psuedo-research efforts?
> Yes, why else would I have done this                            [ ]
> No, I thought the net had a high tolerance for stupidity        [ ]
> 
> 5.) Do you think others will think these questions have a political agenda?
> No, I didn't think people on the net were that perceptive       [ ]
> Yes, but who cares                                              [ ]
> 
> 6.) Since this questionaire is obviously not of interest to the whole world,
> do you think you should have restricted the distribution?
> Yes, but I couldn't be bothered to find out how to do it             [ ]
> No, I think people in Denmark can have a real input into US politics [ ]
> 
> 7.) How much money do you make in a year?
> 10K-20K                           [ ]
> 20K-30K                           [ ]
> 30K-40K                           [ ]
> 40K-50K                           [ ]
> 50K-60K                           [ ]
> 60K-70K                           [ ]
> 70K+                              [ ]
> 
> 8.) Please tell me your age, sex, marital status, and last three sexual
> partners:
> _______________________________________________________________________
> _______________________________________________________________________
> _______________________________________________________________________
> _______________________________________________________________________
> _______________________________________________________________________
> 
> 9.) Do you know realize what you did wrong?
> Yes, but I'm not going to stop       [ ]
> No, I'm totally dense                [ ]
> Yes, I'm sorry                       [ ]
> 
> I hope this gets the point across.
> 
> -- 
> Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com
> (This is not an official opinion/statement of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
> "There is nothing wrong with making up .signature quotes, but... make *new*
> ones." - Apologies to Henry Spencer and D.Sim
> --
> <-:(= Anthony Stieber	anthony@csd4.csd.uwm.edu   uwm!uwmcsd4!anthony
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This was a post from alt.best.of.internet.  Funny, ain't it?

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