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From: erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: President's health: don't get too comfortable
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 08:54:31 PDT
Organization: Reigning Cats and Dogs
Reply-To: erics@infoserv.com
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jhsu@ih-nxt05.cso.uiuc.edu (Jason Hsu) writes:

> Even though we no longer worry about Quayle being one heartbeat away from  
> the presidency, we must worry about checkbouncer, perk-taker, and Speaker  
> of the House Tom Foley being two heartbeats away.  Clinton eats too much  
> fattening food; if anything happens to both him and Al Gore, Foley will  
> become president.

When was the last time a Speaker of the House succeeded to the Presidency?
I'm really losing sleep over this one.

> If the people of Washington state didn't like Foley,  
> why did they vote for him during both the Democratic primary and general  
> election?

Who says they didn't like him? Besides, "Washington state" didn't elect
Foley; only his Congressional district did.

> And why do voters want term limits while repeatedly reelecting  
> their own incumbents?  It just doesn't make sense.

Sure it does. They don't want to take the responsibility themselves;
they want somebody else to do the dirty work.

-----
Eric Smith
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From: sav@nanette.sto.pdb.sni.de (Dr.Savory)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Those evil different opinions.
Date: 22 Jan 1993 08:36:09 +0100
Organization: Siemens Nixdorf Informationssysteme AG, Paderborn, Germany
NNTP-Posting-Host: nanette.sto.pdb.sni.de

In <1jhu4oINNjck@charnel.ecst.csuchico.edu> cdillon@ecst.csuchico.edu (Charles Dillon) writes:

                           [...stuff deleted...]
>GHWB signed a bill today extending JDQ's Secret Service  protection for a
>poultry six months.  Draw your own conclusions.
 ^^^^^^^
 |||||||
	I think he must have been chicken!

BTW, ow cum u iggerent types postin vrom a .edu carnt even SPELL? Paltry, huh?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: Dan's BOOK!
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 04:58:11 GMT

In article <C18Bnv.HII@umassd.edu> acsca@UMASSD.EDU writes:

Please keep your characters to around 60/line.  It makes things easier
to read.

>
>Just to inform you, I'm not a republican, or a conservative.

Not judging from your later rhetoric.  Or at least my judgement.
Whenever I see such colorful phrases like, "Commi" and "left wing
communist democrats", well, a certain set of suspicions just pop up,
and I start thinking you have no clear idea of what "liberalism" or
"conservatism" means.

>
>But the eighties were a decade of prosperity, and  I don't care what the media, or Bill Clinton says.

Hey, if I pump in like a trillion dollars of Keynsian stimulus over a
decade, I too can create the aura of prosperity.  This aura fades very
quickly when the debt burden catches up, though....

>------I remember
>I think Bush was lowsy, and Quayle was an idiot, but I think Slick Willy is a truthless Commi, panzy, and Al Gore is 
>just a living corpse.
>
>Look the past 3 years were lousy, but look at the global economy. (sorry you can't blame Reagan-Bush)
>And remember Bush had been president for only 4 years, not 12

Bush had the misfortune of standing in the room when the floor caved
in.  As said, just bundles of deficit spending throughout the 1980s to
get where we are now.

>
>so you left wing communist democrats (not all democrats are like you, but you do have a majority)
>better get your act together, because I don't think Clinton is exactly what you want either.

Actually, I don't think Clinton is perfect, not what I would've wanted
from the start.  But he represents very firmly the center of the
Democratic party, and is now the main spokesman for a "New Paradigm"
that tries to navigate between the ideological rocks.  He perhaps has
brought a measure of hope to the nation, something Bush could never
have done, and Clinton may yet articulate a new vision of America's
place in the world, again, something beyond Bush's myopia.



--
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President."
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From: garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM)
Subject: Re: ending Quayle's legacy
Summary: another one bites...  
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Date: 25 Jan 93 23:15:42 GMT

In article <1jsq7jINNgv8@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, carrie@wpi.WPI.EDU (Carrie A Ayers)                        writes...
>I heard on the news the other day that Clinton made an effort to end
>some of Quayle's legacy by dismantling the President's Council on
>Competitiveness.

I guess the party is over.
> 
>patricia
> 
-Garrett
> 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
Subject: Wither Quayle
Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:30:35 GMT

 From today's _Philadelphia Inquirer_:

 "Whither Quayle:  Obscurity or White House?

   On a sweltering day in New Orleans 53 months ago, the American body
   politic got its first look at him:  A well-scrubbed, well-heeled,
   blond young man of sunny disposition anxious to spring beyond the
   relative obscurity in which he had lobored as a junior senator from 
   a Midwestern state.
              ...

   A USA Today/CNN/Gallop poll two weeks ago found that 23 percent of
   the 1,000 adult Americans surveyed think he is qualified to be
   president --- a drop of 17 percent from the 40 percent who found him
   qualified to run the country in a July 1991 survey.  In other words,
   even as he gained experience in the job of vice president, his image
   suffered."

  
  But, we knew that all along.

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From: vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: YOUR ALL UPSET! AYE?
Date: 27 Jan 93 16:03:51 EST
Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Physics

In article <C1IqAy.FHD@umassd.edu>, acsca@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> In article <MARCA.93Jan26174445@wintermute.ncsa.uiuc.edu>, marca@ncsa.uiuc.edu (Marc Andreessen) writes:
>>In article <C1HEI2.7ny@umassd.edu> acsca@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>>
>>   WOW!
>>   THIS IS GREAT, JUST THE MENTION OF RELIGION SCARES YOU.
>>   I'M JUST WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE OPPRESSION OF IT?
>>                                           ---JUST CURIOUS
>>
>>WOW!
>>THIS IS GREAT, JUST THE MENTION OF LOWERCASE CHARACTERS SCARES YOU.
>>I'M JUST WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PERMANENT CAPS LOCK?
>>                                        ---JUST A LITTLE DIM
>>--
>>Marc Andreessen
>>Software Development Group
>>National Center for Supercomputing Applications
>>marca@ncsa.uiuc.edu
> 
> wOW! i sEE yOU sTILL hAVEN't aNSWERED mY qUESTION.
>                           ---jUST tO pISS yOU oFF
> 
> And to answer your question, it's the content that counts.

This reminds me, last night on the Rush Lameboy show Rush asserted that
liberals were trying to elimate the Republicans! You know, if the
liberals could eliminate the Republicans I probably wouldn't lift a 
finger to help them :)

-G
From: jberger@novell.com (John Berger)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: QuayleWare
Date: 22 Jan 93 20:32:53 GMT
Organization: Novell, Inc.

In article <C18DKE.GM5@cgl.ucsf.edu> atwater@cgl.ucsf.edu (Susan Atwater) writes:
>
>
>How many conservatives DOES it take to change a light bulb?
>
>One to hold it still, while he waits for the world to revolve around
>him!

None.  They like to keep others in the dark, and they don't like to change 
ANYTHING!
From: erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Dan's BOOK!
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 09:36:12 PDT
Organization: Reigning Cats and Dogs
Reply-To: erics@infoserv.com
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acsca@UMASSD.EDU writes:

> Just to inform you, I'm not a republican, or a conservative.

You just play one on alt.fan.dan-quayle.

-----
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erics@infoserv.com
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dactyl@netcom.com (David Carter)
Subject: Re: Well, there's no alt.fan.call.me.al
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 04:58:49 GMT

 > Dan Quayle for U.S. President in 1996!!!  

saith r davis!!!!!!

This guy is a true Conservative Recovery Program poster child.
Maybe he, like Rush, is a becloseted enemy of the Republican
party out to discredit the conservative movement ( as if it
needed discrediting! :') )

I honestly believe that Rush L. is stringing his fans along so
the rest of us can laugh at the phone calls. There can be no other
explanation. But it is an experiment gone horribly awry. People
who started out CLAIMING to agree with everything he uttered are
being brainwashed to the point where they REALLY DO agree.

I guarantee you, when you call Rush and tell him you agree 100%
he is muting his mic to supress wild laughter, and a percentage
of the listening audience is laughing with him.

Trouble is, that percentage shrinks daily.

Dan Quayle is finished with politics forever, face it.
His best bet is to seek lecturing gigs on the junior
college circuit.

dactyl

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: erics@sco.COM (eric smith)
Subject: Re: YOUR ALL UPSET! AYE?
Organization: The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc.
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 22:10:17 GMT


dgs@sfi.santafe.edu (David G. Simmons) writes:

>In article <C1HEI2.7ny@umassd.edu> acsca@UMASSD.EDU writes:

>>WOW!
>>THIS IS GREAT, JUST THE MENTION OF RELIGION SCARES YOU.
>>I'M JUST WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE OPPRESSION OF IT?
>>					---JUST CURIOUS

>What, pray tell, are you talkimg about Mr. Curious? Or, like
>Our Hero(tm), do you have no earthly idea?

I guess you missed Curious' earlier lecture on the components of
liberalism as it's practiced in the U.S. today. According to Just,
one of the pillars of liberal thought is to:

>degrade, and trivialize the Jewish, and Christian beliefs
>  (which is what the Constitution was founded on)

As if he'd know a Judeo-Christian belief, or even a Constitutional
one, if it walked up and slapped him in the face.

-----
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erics@infoserv.com	|	 - close aide to Dan Quayle
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: jhsu@ih-nxt05.cso.uiuc.edu (Jason Hsu)
Subject: President's health: don't get too comfortable
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 01:25:47 GMT

Even though we no longer worry about Quayle being one heartbeat away from  
the presidency, we must worry about checkbouncer, perk-taker, and Speaker  
of the House Tom Foley being two heartbeats away.  Clinton eats too much  
fattening food; if anything happens to both him and Al Gore, Foley will  
become president.  If the people of Washington state didn't like Foley,  
why did they vote for him during both the Democratic primary and general  
election?  And why do voters want term limits while repeatedly reelecting  
their own incumbents?  It just doesn't make sense.
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: YOUR ALL UPSET! AYE?
Date: 27 Jan 93 02:10:07 GMT
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University

In article <C1HEI2.7ny@umassd.edu> acsca@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>WOW!
>THIS IS GREAT, JUST THE MENTION OF RELIGION SCARES YOU.
>I'M JUST WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE OPPRESSION OF IT?
>					---JUST CURIOUS

God will punish all ye upper-case-typists!


--
"Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you"
	"I'll have a Duff's, you have one, too...."
From: rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Well, there's no alt.fan.call.me.al
Date: 24 Jan 1993 20:53:13 -0500
Organization: Homewood Academic Computing, Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, Md, USA
NNTP-Posting-Host: jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu

In article <1993Jan20.030700.8055@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin) writes:
>In article <1jcvvuINN999@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
>
>>Tipper and especially Hillary "lick my boots, NOW!, Willie" Clinton.
>
>Amazing how some guys are scared shitless by competent women.

Tipper & Hillary intelligent???? hah hah hah! No, they're not intelligent,
just shrewd and conniving.  Like cats.  Anyway, who's afraid of them?
...well, with the exception of Willie & Al.

Oh, by the way... speaking of Hillary, I guess that you liberals will
overlook her crude comment in from of the press the other day.  She's
really doing a super job of showing off how common and crude she is.
The Democrats really did a good job of filling the White House with
trash this time.


Dan Quayle for U.S. President in 1996!!!  

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: ses@sunSITE.unc.edu (Simon Spero)
Subject: Re: Dan's Good Book
Organization: University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 04:11:51 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.091600.46786@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> dougm@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
>Heard on some news (CNN?) last night that Dan's book will be offered
>for sale in christian book stores.  Could it be that Dan reveals his
>conversations with god?  Will he be another Moses?  Is it the second

"In the begining was the word, and the word was gop, and the word was with
gop". 
Nah.

"And they looked upon the loop, and upon the veep, and ye the two were
 separate and whole. And the loop was in the veep, but the veep was not in
 the loop,"

Nah.

"And the George appeared to Dan in the form of a Burning Diary"

Hmm..

"In the begining, Godde created the potatoe"
Could be....

Simon.

p.s. 
What is Danny's position on Goys in the military. Personally, I thing that
banning WASPs from the services is just plain discriminatory. I can understand
how people might feel about sharing showers with uncircumcised males, but
as long as they keep their religious orientation to themselves, it shouldn't
be too much of a problem. It's just when they come round to peoples'
doors on those darned bicycles and those silly hats, and try to hit on normal
people that I really draw the line. They may be no Golani, but they do have a 
role in some branches.

 
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From: sieferme@stein.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: QuayleWare
Date: 21 Jan 1993 19:16:40 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
NNTP-Posting-Host: stein.u.washington.edu

In article <1jdm11INN3ea@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
(fascinating stuff about bondage, deleted)
>-- 
>Robert D. Davis            |  VAX/VMS is a text-only adventure game.  If       
Robert, I'm really impressed.  Instead of the usual second-hand
Rust-Lameboy drivel, you've posted a lot of good information
on the subject of bondage.  Unlike politics, economics, and
sociology, bondage is a subject about which you are clearly
an expert.

Keep up the good work.

-- 
---  As Seen In soc.religion.islam:  You can dance the whole day
alone in your room, or with your wife and family at home, but you cannot
do that in a disco.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: Good news or bad?
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 23:56:08 GMT

In article <9188@lee.SEAS.UCLA.EDU> mitch@seashell.seas.ucla.edu (Robert R. Mitchell (SEAS admin)) writes:
>
>OB D-Q:  Did anybody else notice Danny Boy checking his watch
>         during the inauguration ceremonies?

I hope that you aren't suggesting that he was able to _read_ it....

"Marilyn, if Mickey's left hand is here, and his right hand is there...."



--
<Phone rings> "Hello?...  He did what?...  Bomb 'em....  I'm still
President."
			-- Dana Carvey's George Bush, 1/16 SNL
From: f67709907@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Quayle .GIF (button) in alt.binaries.pictures.misc
Date: 23 Jan 93 06:26:00 GMT
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67709907

There's a .GIF of a political button mocking Dan Quayle in
alt.binaries.pictures.misc.  You can uudecode it onto your
system and use it for whatever you like!

I have it right now, but I'd prefer you get it from abpm
(less work for me), but if it has expired off your system,
I might send it to you.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin     "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate
f67709907@ccit.arizona.edu      things." -- Dan's advice to Pres. Clinton

   Delightful Things
     A love unknown to others.
     To have solved a riddle.
     A real bargain at a shop.
     A letter from one's sweetheart.
     When something one has ordered turns out well.
	-- from _Inumakura_ (The Dog Pillow)
From: rdorocke@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (rob lawrence dorocke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Clear the sidewalks, Dan's driving!
Date: 26 Jan 93 19:44:57 GMT
Organization: Indiana University

In article <jberger.79.0@novell.com> jberger@novell.com (John Berger) writes:
>Read in the paper this morning:
>
>1.  Dan has sold his autobiography (for an unspecified sum), even though he 
>doesn't have a writer for it yet (yes, the article DID say this -- an 
>autobiography without an author!).  It is expected to come out in the fall of 
>'94 (just in time for the election).
>
>2.  It seems that Dan let his Indiana driver's license expire in August of 
>'90, and now he has to take the written and driving tests again.  His staff 
>was unable to exert enough influence over the DMV to get them to waive the 
>test provisions, so he has to take both tests again.  
>
>If you are visiting Huntington, Indiana in the next few months, be sure to 
>stay off the sidewalks, and look both ways twice before crossing the street 
>(don't just look to the right, as some here would have you do!!).
>

>


Dan isn't going back to Huntington when he comes to Indiana.  He is planning
on living in Indianapolis.  If he flunks the exams, he can always get a ride
in the 500 (Yeah, right!).

ROb
 

>
>
From: fledgist@weber.ucsd.edu (Fragano Ledgister)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead
Date: 23 Jan 1993 02:51:19 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego
NNTP-Posting-Host: weber.ucsd.edu

In article <1993Jan22.050304.7946@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> jks2x@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (Jason K. Schechner) writes:
>In article <C1871E.2Mt@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> rdorocke@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (rob lawrence dorocke) writes:
>
>>>Clinton and Gore obviously knew who Angelou was long, long before the
>>>inauguration -- had George and Danny ever heard of her? 
>>>
>>>Clinton obviously likes the music of Aaron Copland, had Danny boy
>>>ever heard of him before?
>>
>>Wait a minute here!  Clinton's PEOPLE like Copland's music.  I am sure that
>>'ol slick Willie picked out the Fanfare for thr Common Man and Simple Gifts
>>for his inaguration ceremonies - let alone could play either on his sax.
>>The two are fairly simple arrangements, but Clinton sucks on the sax.
>>
>>Copland's music has been played at almost every inaguration since it was
>>written.
>>
>>Rob
>>
>	Rob, you might be surprised to learn that Bill actually picked
>Copeland's music HIMSELF and, even more impressively, actually wrote
>HIS OWN speech.  Yup.  Name one time that Bush or Quayl actually wrote
>their own speeches.  Didn't think so.  (I can just see Danoe burning
>the midnight oil writting a speech "Now, are there two 'k's in 'thank'
>or one?")
>	Secondly, Clinton is going to be our President for _at_least_
>the next 4 years.  Deal with it and stop being such a bloody sore
>loser.
>
>-Jason
>

Hear hear!

I was moved a few times during the inauguration. By Marilyn Horne's
singing, by parts of Clinton's speech (including the echo of MLK),
and by Maya Angelou's poem. Dare one hope that, after 12 years of
philistinism, civilisation has returned to the Potomac?

-- 
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She leans across the hilltop: see, the light!
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From: stanton@athena.cs.uga.edu (Catherine Stanton)
Subject: Re: Dan's Good Book
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 01:20:57 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.091600.46786@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> dougm@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
>Heard on some news (CNN?) last night that Dan's book will be offered
>for sale in christian book stores.  Could it be that Dan reveals his
>conversations with god?  Will he be another Moses?  

Well Dan looks like he's been smoking SOMETHING although I highly 
doubt it was a burning bush.

Cat

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