From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group- GRW replies
Date: 7 Apr 92 19:30:38 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr7.193038.24682
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr5.213255.5120@uc.msc.edu> eab@uh.msc.edu (Edward Bertsch) writes:
>In article <LF.92Apr4194958@barkley.berkeley.edu>, lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:

>|> EddyB asks:
>|> >I have been reading this group, and I guess I am wondering, what is
>|> >its charter supposed to be?
>|> 
>|> Seriously though, if there ever was a charter, it was lost in the
>|> avalanche of FlyingFoodstuffs and FreeFlirting, way back when men were
>|> horny, women were assertive, and life was OneBigFling.  Heck, all *we*
>|> ever do now is launch ICBMs[**] at each other, besides pelting
>|> TitillatingTargets with RomanticDust.
>
>you people scare me!
 ^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^
>|> LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi

>Do Donny and Marie read this newsgroup?  How about Shaun Cassidy?
>Rick Springfield?
>
>Edward A. Bertsch (eab@msc.edu)   Minnesota Supercomputer Center, Inc.

The Good Romantic Witch is cruising along in the air when
she hears this abnoxious babbling going on between Edward B.
and LF.... She sees LF walk away.... Edward looks up in the
sky and sees a .... a blonde haired woman in a flowing black
satin/lacey gown on a Golden Broom.  "What the heck is that?,"
thinks Edward....  Suddenly, much to Edward's amazement, the
Blonde on the Golden Broom encircles him and slowly comes down
and lands about 6 feet away from him.  Edward is getting ready
to run in fear of this strange creature, altho she is kinda
cute, Edward notes....when she says very softly, "Good Day 
to you, Edward.  I am the Good Romantic Witch and have come
to talk with you about romance.  You seem to not be such a 
"romantic" type of guy, hey, Edward?"  Edward is not sure what
to think at this point.... Those blue eyes have captivated
him, tho....The Good Romantic Witch smiles and whispers,"Edward,
the world is a beautiful place, especially when you let 
romance, goodness, and love into your heart.  And here at ARC-land
you are never alone; we are one happy family who love and care
for each other.  Silliness is part of life, and a big part of love,
so Food Fights are fun too, altho we do very much love sharing
strawberries and whipped cream very sensuously with our favorite
partners.... I must admit."  The Good Romantic Witch blushes
as she remembers sharing strawberries with Erin...."Oh, excuse 
me, Edward, I was thinking of a very special moment in my 
life here at ARC-Land."  The GRW then says to Edward, "You
know, Edward, maybe you just need a little magical dust to help
calm you from the fear of the beauty of love and romance."
Edward's eyes widen....but before he can do anything the Good
Romantic Witch raises her Golden Wand and **swoooooooosh**
an extra large dosage of Golden Majique Romance Dust showers
Edward....who has suddenly become very still.  "Don't be
afraid, Edward, this is just Romance Dust and it makes you feel
very very good."  Edward's eyes are becoming a little dazed so
the GRW takes him by the hand, "Come sit with me for a few
minutes on this rock, Edward, and tell me about yourself and 
how you are feeling right now.  Hopefully your are feeling 
lighter and much more happier and romantic."   :-)

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
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