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From: chrisp@cs.uwa.oz.au (chris pudney)
Subject: Re: NZ, Sheep, Ferrets
Organization: Dept. Computer Science, University of Western Australia.
Distribution: aus
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:10:59 GMT

In <2212@grivel.une.edu.au> bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au (Shadow.,,,) writes:

>From article <1bdl91INNq6s@golem.wcc.govt.nz>, by meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz:
>> In article <1992Oct9.151203.9314@latcs1.lat.oz.au>, chessum@latcs2.lat.oz.au (Simon P. Chessum) writes:
>> 
>>> Yet another sheep joke deleted, boy you guys show orginality?
>> 
>> What does an Australian Male and a Kangaroo have in common?
>> 
>> They both keep their hands in their pockets.
>> 
>> 
>> Red

>So, why do they call you red? Are you a blue cattle dog or something??

No, I hear his girlfriend's just been crotched.  Baaa.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: andrewh@metro (Andrew Hunt)
Subject: Hercules, the giant dog that's eating New Zealand
Organization: Sydney University Computing Service, Sydney, NSW, Australia
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 04:26:27 GMT


On the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald today...

 "Hercules, the giant dog that's eating New Zealand"

 Wellington: It's New Zealand versus a dog, and the dog is winning.

 For 20 months a huge rhodesian ridgeback pig dog has been slaughtering
 sheep and outwitting hunters in the country's south.

 Even the New Zealand Army dressed up as sheep failed to fool it.

 For months a crack team of army snipers dressed in sheepskins roamed the
 countryside, living in sheep pens and smelling like sheep, but caught only
 glimpses of the beast, nicknamed Hercules, through their high-technology
 night scopes.

 The dog, said to be pony-sized and with paws the size of dinner plates...



Is it really true that the NZ army dresses as sheep?
Is it really true that they smell like sheep?
Is this going to start a new run of nz sheep jokes?

Andrew
From: s914311@yallara.cs.rmit.OZ.AU (Kasra)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: steve vizard
Date: 9 Oct 92 07:40:15 GMT
Distribution: cs

Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather) writes:

> JH > Ok, but i can't watch the international tv.
>well don't lose any sleep, it's not worth watching, susprises me how it keeps
>it's ratings

I think that as soon as Jennifer leaves, so will the ratings!!


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From: gnb@duke.bby.com.au (Gregory N. Bond)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Keating the comedian
Date: 8 Oct 92 00:23:57 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Burdett, Buckeridge & Young, Melbourne, Australia


>> Apparently (according to Paul) the recession ended a year ago.

>> There's lots of things I could say, but none of them are sufficiently
>> strong to express my astonishment & disgust.  Is he from this planet?

Well, you are ignorant.  The word "recession" has a strict economic
meaning (2 quarters of negative GDP growth) and by that definition the
recession did infact end about a year ago.

If you equate "recession" with "tough times", then yes, we are still
in tough times, but calling it a recession is your error, not his.  
--
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: lyndac@education.canberra.edu.au (Lyn Cashmere)
Subject: Racist joke
Organization: Canberra University
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 05:54:01 GMT


Background (true):

About 2 weeks a body of a Chinese male was found at the Belconnen rubbish
tip.  A front end loader had been over the body a few times and the police
had trouble identifying it.

Joke that did the rounds of the police stations -

Person No. 1  -  You know the body that was found at the tip the other day,
                 it wasn't really a body it was a lobster.

Person No. 2  -  What do you mean a lobster?

Person No. 1  -  You know a lobster, a crustacean (crushed asian).



I'll go lurking now.
From: rmede@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Ignore # 3704 - read # 3705
Date: 8 Oct 92 15:11:48 +1300
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

Ignore #3704 - the last line shouldn't be there. I tried to
delete the item, but for some reason I can't delete my own posting!
From: Nigel.Callow@p5.f351.n633.z3.fidonet.org (Nigel Callow)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: blonde jokes
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1992 00:51:56 +1000

Why do blondes take the pill?
So they know what day it is
And now for the mathematically minded.
If a blonde and a brunette both fell out of the tenth floor of a building at the
same time, who would reach the ground first? The brunette would reach the ground
first. The blonde would have to stop to ask for directions.

Nigel 
 * Origin: City Limits.. home of the Red Eyed Zombie :-) (3:633/351.5)
From: nick@cs.uwa.oz.au (Nick Lewins)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Bad-taste Elle joke
Date: 15 Oct 92 00:49:31 GMT
Organization: Dept. Computer Science, University of Western Australia.

Did you hear about Elle McPherson getting her first role in a movie?
It was filmed in Adelaide and is called "White Men _Can_ Jump"!

Nick.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: stuarta@syd.dms.CSIRO.AU (Stuart Andrews)
Subject: Re: The TCWF
Organization: CSIRO Division of Mathematics and Statistics, Australia
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 23:28:27 GMT

 > well come on, it's killing me etc etc...

Well my friend try this little experiement to set you straight on the
turkey joke...

Go in a sit-down cubicle in the toilet (take a pen) and on the left wall,
at about eye level write: "For Toilet Tennis, see other wall"

Now, on the right wall at about eye level write: "For Toilet Tennis, see other
wall"

Enjoy
G

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From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: NZ, Sheep, Ferrets
Date: 13 Oct 1992 05:02:25 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
Distribution: aus
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1992Oct9.151203.9314@latcs1.lat.oz.au>, chessum@latcs2.lat.oz.au (Simon P. Chessum) writes:

> Yet another sheep joke deleted, boy you guys show orginality?

What does an Australian Male and a Kangaroo have in common?

They both keep their hands in their pockets.


Red
From: cam@syzygy.DIALix.oz.au (Cameron Newham)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: The TCWF
Distribution: world
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 92 02:44:03 GMT
Organization: Baldrick Fan Club
Reply-To: cam@syzygy.DIALix.oz.au


[TCWF comments by "Sam" deleted]

Sam - that was some award-winning material you wrote!  Ever consider
a job writing for TCWF ?

I have to agree w/ Sam.  I feel that my modified "Lord of the Rings" is
funnier than TCWF.  I might have to upload it.


while I'm here, a joke:

Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

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From: Trevor.Thompson@f576.n635.z3.fidonet.org (Trevor Thompson)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: 3 Wonders Of Women
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 11:58:00 +1000

What are the three wonders of women ???

1.      They can give milk without eating grass.
2.      They can bleed for a week and not die.
3.      They can bury a bone without getting their nose dirty.

 * Origin: ALCHEMY, Australia's premier adult BBS 059 646559 (3:635/576)
From: Cassandra.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Cassandra Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Joke
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1992 17:09:00 +1000

 CC > Why are cemmitaries so popular?
 CC > Because People die to get into them...

oh dear o' dear, and you think no-one has heard this one... tch tch

now, for my joke, why do drunks hang around cemetries ?  because they can be
 guaranted to dig up a few girls

 * Origin: Tassie DataBank Line #03, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)
From: "herman diller" <herman.diller@execnet.com>
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: thoughts
Date: 11 Oct 92 16:11:04 EST
Reply-To: "herman diller" <herman.diller@execnet.com>
Distribution: aus
Organization: Executive Networks Information

>> >Don't implicate me in this anti-neo-nazi reigime!
>>
>> Does this mean you want to be associated with a neo-nazi regime instead?
>> --
>
> So what's wrong with that ?
>
>If it wasn't for the neo-nazi's who would we have to laugh at ?
>They would almost be funny though if there wern't so many of the bastards !.
>..
SJ>I suggest a tour of Dachau if you think Nazis are funny.

As a German-American the only thing to be added is AMEN

Herman Diller
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes,aus.jokes.d,aus.flame
From: gja@mullian.ee.mu.oz.au (Grenville Armitage)
Subject: Re: Computer Crap
Organization: Basket Weavers, Inc.
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 07:14:33 GMT

In article <RWG.35.719210859@buc.edu.au> RWG@buc.edu.au (Rod Griffin) writes:
>Will all you dickheads who wank around with IBM and Macintosh jokes please 
>piss off.

Oooooh. The net.thought.police are back again.

Flee, all of you who dare to rise above the tits and bums of _real_
humour!

Fie on ye who would dabble in a little sarcasm and obscure reminiscing!

"Yer all wankers!" comes the guilt driven cry. "We don't want your
acronym antics, we want REAL jokes that involve animals and poofters
and huge dicks hanging off bridges! Now _that's_ humour...."

ObJokes: net.thought.police and whinging fidonetters.

gja - crossposter to the stars.
From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Jokesand not computer crap
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 10:38:00 +1000

 LH > * In a message originally to All, Dean Heather said:
 LH > DH > I have noticed that Aussie Jokes has been taken over by

yeah!  I remember that !!

 LH > now that was a joke...not my computer is better than
 LH > yours..

 LH > piss off university students or broaden your puny limited
 LH > source of humour

uummm!   lionel.....it's not me you should be going off at, get onto these
 wankers who have the ordasity to call themselves students...if thier brains
 are so advanced then what are they doing in here ???...I am completely on your
 side..actually some sysops have turned this option off in thier Email as it's
too big and no-one is getting any real value...

joke of the day....

two blondes are walking by the side of the road...and one spots another blonde
 in the middle of the paddock, trying to row a boat...the other blonde said
 "it's blondes like that  who give us a bad name"  the other said  " yeah !, if
 I could swim I would go out there and drown her. "  not bad eh ?

sorry ladies..

cheers

 * Origin: Tassie DataBank Line #01, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: andersen@elec.uq.oz.au (Hans Andersen)
Subject: Re: Donkeys
Organization: Prentice Centre, University of Queensland
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 04:33:25 GMT


Can't wait.
From: gunter@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Gunter Ahrendt)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Jennifer Kyte Poster
Date: 16 Oct 1992 00:46:19 GMT
Organization: The University of Westrn Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: tartarus.uwa.edu.au

stuarta@syd.dms.CSIRO.AU (Stuart Andrews) writes:

>> huge poster.... Jennifer Kyte...

>I dunno if anyone can lay their hands on one, but I'd be willing to pay
>$cash$ !!!! (Methinks J.Kyte is pretty hot!)

Maybe you should get glasses...and a life.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: bieniek@cs.mu.OZ.AU (Andreas Bieniek)
Subject: Search for blonde joke list + JOKE
Originator: bieniek@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU
Keywords: blonde
Reply-To: bieniek@cs.mu.OZ.AU (Andreas Bieniek)
Organization: Computer Science, University Of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 00:31:52 GMT



I forgot to save the complete blonde joke list. It would be great if
someone can mail it to me.

        Thanks very much

And here a joke:

Q: How can you see that a New Zealander is bisexual ????

A: He has a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other.



		Andreas Bieniek
From: dean@pico.qpsx.oz.au (Dean Economou)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: blonde jokes
Date: 15 Oct 92 05:26:02 GMT
Organization: QPSX Communications LTD, Perth, Western Australia.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Heard at a pub last night, from a blonde woman:

"Why are blonde jokes so short?
 
"So men can understand them".

Dean 
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: onno@cujo.curtin.edu.au (Onno Benschop)
Subject: Re: Deer jokes
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Distribution: aus
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 01:30:05 GMT

Q: What do you call a short sighted deer?
A: A bad idea.


()/)/)()

Thinking is dangerous, subversive, mindnumbing and leads you astray
onno@cujo.curtin.edu.au                             (61+9) 351 7467
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From: Lionel.Hillard@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Lionel Hillard)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Jokesand not computer crap
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 13:20:00 +1000

* In a message originally to All, Dean Heather said:
 DH > I have noticed that Aussie Jokes has been taken over by
 DH > Non humerous university students who have nothing else
 DH > better
 DH > to do than drivell on about how good/bad their computers
 DH > are,
 DH > this is ridiculous...BTW the genuine students who do post
 DH > jokes are of course excluded, GO AWAY AND FIND ANOTHER
 DH > AREA TO
 DH > STUFF UP!!!!!!!

I agree with you, I have until recently excluded this area from my mail packet
 as there is very little humour...did you see taht wanker about his "any key "
anybody with a reasonable mind of thought would realise that any key is a
 random option if it said presss "the any key" then it it wi=ould be a grounds
for humour...now for my joke...

Viv richards and joel garner were in a taxi coming across sydney
 harbour...joel said I need to take a piss...viv said what a great idea, so
 they stopped exactly on the top part of the bridge and began to take a
 piss...joel said it's not very cold tonight..viv said it's not very deep
 either....

now that was a joke...not my computer is better than yours..

for christs sake...get someone to moderate this area

piss off university students or broaden your puny limited source of humour

 * Origin: Tassie DataBank Line #02, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: stuarta@syd.dms.CSIRO.AU (Stuart Andrews)
Subject: CASH $$$$ Money to pay a joke
Organization: CSIRO Division of Mathematics and Statistics, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 02:30:13 GMT

> This is a little different to what generally appears in aus.jokes,
> but I write it here because, in years to come, it will be regarded
> as a joke.
> 
> Story is as follows: Yesterday, a friend 'got me a beauty', played
> a joke on me which needs returning. To do with dating, askng people
> out etc.
> 
> So, here's what I wan't YOU to do: Just make a simple telephone
> call. A nice girl at AWA Communications, Her name: Noreen.
> 
> She is an Engineer, good (great even!) looking, 28 (I think), red hair,
> good personality (a plus with engineers!) and a good (too good!) sense
> of humour.
> 
> Please, as many people as possible call her at (02) 413 6431 and
> ask her out to the Valhalla Cinema on Thursday night.
> 
> Thanx guys (and girls), I am forever in your debt...
> 
> Geoff

I'll go one better than that. I'll offer five bucks to the first five
guys who call Noreen today (Thursday 15th October) or tomorrow
(Friday 16th October).

 Simply get Noreen to note your name plus call GeoffB or me (StuartA)
on 4136376 to claim your reward!!!

If that doesn't work, we give up

stuart
(we'd offer $5 to more execpt w'er only poor engineers ourselves!!



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From: phs472t@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 8 Oct 92 11:55:21 +1000
Organization: Monash University - Australia.

In article <martin.718126535@marsh>, martin@cs.curtin.edu.au (Martin Dougiamas) writes:
> e) And here's a non-obligatory second joke...
> 
>    A chap wanders into a butcher's shop.  He points to a sign on the wall.
>    "I'll have a pound of pissoles, please."
>    The butcher responds with, "I'm sorry, sir that's not a 'p'.  It's an 'r'."
>  
>    "Alright.  I'll have a round of pissoles then."

Altenatively, the chap says:

	"Alright, I'll have a pound of Arseholes then."

And may I say that I think the Mac vs. IBM debate in this newsgroup (and note
that the title of this newsgroup is AUS.JOKES) is the most boring and
irrelevant drivel that I have ever waded through.  How about people leave it
alone and start putting jokes back in here?  (Funny or not.  I don't care)

Second joke:

Did you hear about the magician who got bored with pulling a rabbit out of his
hat?  

He pulled a hare out of his arse. 

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From: plangsha@spam.ua.oz.au (Peter K Langshaw)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: That insomniac dyslexic agnostic again!
Date: 9 Oct 92 02:45:09 GMT
Organization: Statistics, Pure & Applied Mathematics, University of Adelaide

You all know about the insomniac, dyslexic agnostic who sat up all night
wondering if there really was a Dog. Well do you know what he did in the
morning...he sold his soul to Santa!

Onya!

Langy!
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: lyndac@education.canberra.edu.au (Lyn Cashmere)
Subject: Donkeys
Organization: Canberra University
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 05:32:57 GMT



Have you heard about the bi-sexual donkey??




It has a hee (he) in the morning and a hoar (whore) at night.




Haven't been reading aus.jokes lately (too busy), but there's more to come.

Lyn
From: chessum@latcs2.lat.oz.au (Simon P. Chessum)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: NZ, Sheep, Ferrets
Date: 9 Oct 92 15:12:03 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia

This american is on a working holiday in New Zealand (probably for
a joke), and is relaxing in a pub one evening. At around sun set,
all the pub locals suddenly drain the last of their beers and leave the
pub. The American asks one of them "Where is everyone going?"
	The local replies "We all go fuh sux at thus tim of day, come
alung wuth us.". As he has nothing better to do, he decideds to go.
	They all pile into the back of a few utes and head out to
a nearby paddock, where a flock of sheep are drinking around a dam.
All the locals run up and grab a sheep and start doing the deed. Not
wanting to be left out (and aroused by memorys of bisons back home,
no doubt), the American also grabs a sheep and starts giving it a hiding.
When he has finished, all the locals start laughing at him.
"Whats wrong?" he cries.
"You got the ugly one . . ."

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From: s303018@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (raymond carnes)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: TEST - IGNORE
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:36:31 GMT
Organization: Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia

Hi There

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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Bear joke....
From: lippir@cbr.hhcs.gov.au (Robert Lipping)
Date: 7 Oct 92 13:11:28 +1000
Organization: Aust. Dept. Health, Housing and Community Services


A hunter goes off into the woods one day to do a bit of mindless shooting 
at anything moving. He suddenly comes across a bear across the other side
of a clearing. Grabbing his trusty rifle, he takes aim and fires. *BLAM!!!*
The bear stands up and starts over towards him. "Oh no," says the hunter,
"I missed!" Before he can reload the bear is in front of him.

"OK," says the bear (didn't I tell you it was a talking bear?) "I could just
kill you now but I won't. Instead, I'll let you go if you suck me off." The
hunter thinks about it for a moment... and decides to comply. Ten minutes
later he staggers out of the woods, swearing revenge at the bear and what
he just made him do. So he goes to his local gunshop and buys the biggest
shotgun he can get plus some heavy duty ammo. Back into the woods he goes.
This time, he spots the bear under a tree and lines him up. **BLAMMM!!!**
When the smoke clears, there's no bear to be seen.

Suddenly there's a tap on his shoulder. He spins around and there's a singed
but unharmed bear. And 'slightly aggressive'. "Right you bastard," the bear
says, "I'm not going to kill you yet. This time I'm going to root you
instead. Turn around!" The hunter reflects on this for a brief moment and
then complies. Shortly after, having "had a new arsehole torn" so to speak,
he staggers from the forest. "That goddamned bear's gonna pay for this. I'll
fix him if it's the last thing I do!" He finds his friendly local arms
dealer and soon after heads back into the woods with a rocket-propelled
grenade launcher.

Once again he tracks down the bear. He takes careful aim at the thing's
chest and lets go a round. ******BLAMMMMMM!!!!******** When the huge cloud
of smoke clears, there's no bear in sight.

"Oh god no," moans the hunter. Sure enough, something taps him on the
shoulder and he turns around. The bear looks at him and says "Let's get one
thing clear - you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"


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