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From: gyee@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Gil Yee)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Date: 27 Jul 92 03:25:08 GMT
Organization: Indiana University

In article <1992Jul27.004912.3306@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
>>Part of your argument hinges on the default statement that some people
>>believe in a god in the first place.  The atheist states that you religionists
>>are pigheaded in attempting to force the deity concept on him, and instead
>>wants you to leave him alone, and/or get a life (without a dependancy on an
>>external uncontrollable force, etc.) that lives without deity needs.  We might
>>laugh at a primitive tribe as they are fearful of their local witch doctor
>>as the messenger of their deity, because we "know better" but I fail to see
>>the fundamental difference between that society and ours in this particular
>>regard.  The atheist refuses to accept blind faith as a pillar of any argument
>>and the religionist must accept it.  Thus there is no way a logical argument
>>can ever be made for or against religion.  A totally logical person (if any
>>exists!) must be either an atheist or a god himself.
>
>(Voice booms out in the background, "And now
> it's time for Church Chat, . . . with the Church Lady.")
>
>"Well, isn't that _special_  . . . cjl?"
> So you and your bulbous naughty parts (BNP),
> all engorged and tingling, don't believe in the
> mighty one, the prince of peace, the big guy?
> I guess you think you're really important, 
> don't you?  Well, I'm gonna say a little prayer
> against you!"
>
>(Voice booms out in the background, "This
> has been Church Chat, with the Church Lady.
> Tune in next week when the Church Lady talks
> with Rob Lowe.")
>
>:-)


I got a good one for everybody!!!












	WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS ON REC.HUMOR!?!?
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.comedy.british
From: steinber@cc.und.ac.za (Michael Steinberg)
Subject: Re: Where to find funny names
Organization: University Of Natal (Durban)
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 08:56:34 GMT

In article <MICHAEL.92Jul30131026@paul.bu.edu> michael@paul.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:
>Subject: Re: Where to find funny names
>From: michael@paul.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
>Date: 30 Jul 92 17:10:26 GMT
>In article <2170@tymix.Tymnet.COM> filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit) writes:
>=  I wish I could be more specific, but on one of the Benny Hill
>=  videotapes, he plays a teacher in a british school.  The entire
>=  sketch has him standing in front of a class (never seen) while he
>=  talks to them.  He starts with a roll call, which has some of the
>=  funniest names I have ever heard.
>[stuff deleted]
>
>Are you sure it was Benny Hill? I have on video tape
>Rowan Atkinson doing that shtick, but then, it could be common
>enough.
>("Ah, Herpes, still with us I see...)
>It was an HBO special, taped at the B.U. theatre. Damn Funny!
>
>"Myprick? Has anybody seen Myprick?"
>"Where are you, Clitoris?"
>
>chaplin.
>--
>===============================================================================
>Michael Chaplin                    Language is a virus from outer space.
>michael@albert.bu.edu                     - William S. Burroughs
>
>The Einstein Papers Project        The opinions contained herein reflect
>Boston University                      neither those of the project, 
>Boston, Massachusetts, USA             nor those of Albert Einstein.

That was from on of those Live-Aid type things.- Comedy Aid or something.
I remember Niel from 'The Young Ones' was also on the show.

Mike


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From: gore@yoko.rutgers.edu (Bittu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Stupid Road Signs.
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:34:43 GMT
Organization: Hill Center

Saw the following sign on Belt Parkway in Brooklyn, NYC:

DRAW BRIDGE

Almost got into an accident trying to find a piece of paper and pencil
but the drawing turned out pretty good :-)

--Vivek
From: bstotts@mrmojo.intel.com (Bruce Stotts)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: 24 Jul 92 18:33:05 GMT
Reply-To: bstotts@mrmojo.UUCP (Bruce Stotts)

In article <1992Jul22.221958.6623@ac.dal.ca> mowbray@ac.dal.ca writes:
>
>	I am currently in a situation where all the staff are female
>and I am the token male......!!!!!!! Humour takes the form of anti-male
>jokes. I would appreciate a listing of female jokes. Understand that they
>should not be highly offensive..just....anti-female...sic 'Battle of the
>Sexes' type stuff.

Adam was sitting in the Garden one day looking rather distraught (sp?).
God looked down upon his creation and realized something was wrong.  Being
God and all, he quickly realised what the problem was and said, "Adam, I
am going to create for you the perfect companion.  She will be called
woman."

Adam looked up with an eager expression in his eyes.  "However," God said,
"you must make a sacrifice.  It will cost you an arm and a leg to receive
your perfect companion."

Adam immediately lost his smile and wondered if he was really THAT lonely.
He sat for a few minutes debating with himself and then finally asked,
"God, what can I get for a rib?"

Bruce
From: floyd@denali.ims.alaska.edu (Floyd Davidson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The sun comes up in the North (was Re: Stupidity (was Re: that'd be in the butt, bob))
Date: 23 Jul 92 14:26:40 GMT
Organization: no thanks

In article <1992Jul22.122218.16636@pbs.org> kellsworth@pbs.org (Col. Dennis Bloodnok, O.B.E.) writes:
>In article <1992Jul21.160549.4269@spectra.com>, johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson) writes:
>> In article <parris.711470586@fig.cs.scarolina.edu> parris@cs.scarolina.edu (Barry Parris) writes:
>>>dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:
>>>
>>>>Well, there was the question, "In your neighborhood, does the
>>>>sun come up in the: North, South, East, or West?"  and some
>>>>dumb cluck did get the answer wrong......  although I personally
>>>>didn't see the episode.
>> 
>> This isn't really so bad if your neighborhood happens to be at a large
>> numbered latitude (say 45-50 or so).  In the Summer the sun rises in the
>> NE and in Winter rises in the SE.
>> 
>
>I don't want to seem like I'm nit-picking, but shouldn't this be "small
>numbered latitude (say 0 - 23 or so)"?  I think it would be really
>upsetting to live somewhere like Seattle or Nova Scotia and wake up to
>the sun rising in the northeast, don't you?

Well, hmmm...  I live at about 65 north.  And I see it come up
pretty close to directly north in the summer and directly south
in the winter.  If the number gets much bigger than 65, it don't
even bother to go down or come up during those months.

I'll tell ya, you don't want a job here in the summer working
from sun up to sun down.

And did ya ever chase your kids (or did your parents do this to you)
inside with "It's getting dark, time for bed."  How bout here, at 1AM
you tell the brats to get to bed cause its gonna get dim for a
half hour!

Or in December try getting up early with the sun... for lunch.

And everyone this far north lives in ice igloos too.  Mine was
really nice the other day when the temp was 92 degrees F.

And it should cheer everyone to know that only two people have
been eaten by bears in Alaska so far this year.

Floyd
From: mbrown@convex.com (Mark Brown)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Religious Jokes Wanted
Keywords: jokes, religious
Date: 23 Jul 92 16:01:35 GMT
Article-I.D.: eugene.mbrown.711907295
Organization: CONVEX Computer Corporation, Richardson, Tx., USA
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.


Rent a Sam Kinnison tape and you'll have a hole hour (as in butt-hole) of
them, as long as you don't mind them being _EXTREMELY_ offensive.

cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu (Clark Adams) writes:

>Could anyone please e-mail me a compilation of religious jokes.

>It matters not how blasphemous or sacred they are as long as they are funny.

>Thanx in advance.

>Clark Adams
>cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 19:28:16 GMT

>
>I remember hearing some JAP jokes in '83 or '84. 
>-- 

First JAP jokes I heard were circa 1976 from my Jewish ex.




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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Subject: JOKE
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 13:11:16 GMT

What did the giant say when he joined the Marines?
From: kml@cellar.org (bdfh)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: U
Date: 23 Jul 92 12:56:40 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

I've compiled a listing of the Top Ten euphemisms for man's best friend,
with help from others at my site on the voting.  Some of these have
already appeared in r.h.

Top Ten Names for ... well, you know...
-----------------------------------------------
10.  Mister Happy
9.   The Throbbing Python of Love
8.   Willy the Wonder Weasel
7.   (tie) The One-Eyed Trouser Trout; Dick
6.   Russell the Love Muscle
5.   The Incredible Heat-Seeking Moisture Missile
4.   Li'l Elvis
3.   Mister Microphone
2.   The Bald Avenger

1.   Simba the Pleasure Elephant


#10 and #5 are from Robin Williams.  #4 is an historical reference.

-BD.

  c/o YoyoDyne Propulsion Systems, maker of the Tri-Wing Fighter
          All parts delivered in big pink boxes.
  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com  - My other account is a Mercedes.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Big Bob's Bar
From: comfai@ccu1.aukuni.ac.nz (Fai Chan)
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 07:19:29 GMT
Organization: University of Auckland, New Zealand.
Keywords: BBB
Summary: Big Bob's Bar

    One hot day, a bear got a thirst for a cold beer. He went down to big Bob's
bar and said to the bartender, " Can I have a beer please?"
	The bartender said,"we don't serve beers to bears at big Bob's
	bar.     
The Bear got so angry that he picked up a barstool and broke it.
Sometime later, he still had a raging thirst so he went back to big Bob's
bar and asked for another beer
	This time the bartender said, "We don't serve beers tO bears that break
	barstools at big Bob's bar!"
Well, the bear got so angry that he proceeded to bash the bartended and then
left the bar
	Hours later, the bear still craved for a beer so he went back to the
	bar and requested for a beer.
The bartender, who was cowering behind the bar said," We don't serve beers
to bears that break barstools and bash up bartenders at big Bob's bar!"
	The bear was so enraged that he became so angry that he bit off a
	piece of the bar and ate it. he then left the bar.
The bear was at this stage so desperate for a beer that he went back to the
bar and again asked for a beer.
	This time, the bartender said," We don't serve beers to bears that
	break barstools and bash the bartender at big Bob's bar. Besides we
	don't serve bears that do drugs!"
" But I don't do drugs." said the bear.
	To which the bartender said," Wasn't that a bar bit you ate?"


Kenneth Koh from the other side of the world if you're not in Australia or
New Zealand.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sysmatt@aix3090b.uky.edu (James M. Simpson)
Subject: Re: Stupidity (was Re: that'd be in the butt, bob)
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 11:29:07 GMT

 I remember once talking to a friend of my father's who had just returned
 from a trip south of the equator (I forget which country, I think it was
Peru). He kept saying "Funniest damn country .... they have winter when we
have summer ... and when we're having winter up here, it's summer down there..
funny damn country."  The way he kept saying "funny damn country" made it
sound like he thought they'd just gotten together and decided to have summer
and winter at opposite times from everybody else.  
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: datta@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (AMAN)
Subject: Re: foo
Reply-To: datta@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 19:31:45 GMT

In article <147arbINNap0@ghidra.UU.NET>, ziegast@uunet.uu.net (Eric W. Ziegast) writes:
>I've been told in the past that the well-known generic
>variable "foo" originated in the code of a DEC software
>engineer in response to Kenneth Olsen's (DEC Founder &
>CEO) unwanted snooping - "Fu** Off Olsen".
>
Nope,
 The way I heard it was that the variable "foo" actually comes from the
military word FUBAR, which means "Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition". Well,
atleast that's what one of my CS professors told me :-)....
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: 31 Jul 92 14:26:19 GMT
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA

chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jen Schacher) writes:

>>> >>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>>> >>Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
>>> >Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
>>> Don't you mean Crystal Gayle?
>>Don't you mean Dan Quayle?
>Don't you mean Dan Quayl?

That last one makes it my favorite posting of the week.  :-)

-- 
==========================================================================
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Wang Laboratories, Inc.             + B-A-BAY, B-E-BEE, B-I-BICKY-BYE
Internet: dbushong@wang.com         +   B-O-BO, Curly's a DOPE! (not)
==========================================================================
From: 11srust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: MORE BRAIN DAMAGE
Summary: Now I'm deaf and blind....
Keywords: Deaf, Blind
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:58:36 GMT
Reply-To: ara@wam.umd.edu
Organization: Gallaudet University English Dept

In article <1992Jul23.142053.23735@wam.umd.edu>, ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
> In article <1992Jul22.192719.172@ccsvax.sfasu.edu> z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
>>WHEN YOU DIE, YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR HEAD DONATED TO SCIENCE.  I HEAR THEY'RE
>>TRYING TO COME UP WITH THE PERFECT VACUUM.
> 
> POST A LITTLE LOUDER, THE PEOPLE AT GALUDET CANT HEAR YOU!!!!
> 
-- 

	You're right.... we can't hear you but YOU SURE AS HELL 
		ARE BLINDING US WITH THE DAMN CAPS!

	   *AAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*


		*feeling my way around the keyboard*

.....ok...where is that Ctrl button......
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* Gallaudet University *****************************   can do anything *
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Erik Reuter <e-reuter@uiuc.edu>
Subject: feeling blue
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana Microelectronics Lab
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 03:16:27 GMT



Did you hear about the latest new technology? Sony has been
hyping the blue laser diode it just developed. Yup, it will
allow three hour compact discs. The only hitch is you have to
change the liquid nitrogen once an hour.

--
Erik Reuter, e-reuter@uiuc.edu
From: franksr@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (non-linear Rich)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Silly sign
Date: 24 Jul 92 21:21:43 GMT
Organization: The three weird guys at the end of the hall.

I just saw a sign hanging on a urinal in the men's room down the hall,
it reads:


              OUT OF ORDER

              P.P. Plumbers

Does this mean they only work on urinals?

(Actually it means Physical Plant, but I wonder if the initials were intended.)

See ya-

-- 
# Rich Franks  franksr@((vulcan.mgmt)||(mentor.cc)).purdue.edu
# Technical Services, Krannert School of Managment, Purdue University
# "Anything we choose to call maintenance, _is_ maintenance."
# A fool and his money are soon elected.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Stupid Road Signs.
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Thursday, 23 Jul 1992 12:09:27 EDT
 172@eskimo.celestial.com><1992Jul20.152159.15863@uqvax.cc.uq.oz.au><Jul.22.13.34.41.1992.25443@yoko.rutgers.edu>
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

I'm new here, so excuse my ignorance (not that I'm ignorant, just that
I come off that way to more ignorant people.    :-)

One of my favorite roadsigns was in San Fransisco
 (I left my heart and wallet in San Fransisco...)
For anyone who has ever seen SF, it has a few bumps (read: mountains)
in the road. In front of an incline that was easily 35 degrees:

       HILL

Good to see that the people in SF have a sense of humor though.
Painted underneath:

      No shit.

 -- Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano

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Salvatore "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano       |
  |                                |           | Just think of this
  V                                V           | over your morning oats,
 From "Saviour",                Or "Desayuno", | If it weren't for me,
 Meaning                          Meaning      | There'd be no toast!
 "Salvation"                     "Breakfast"   |

    My humble abode:
  MDSQC@CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU           "No gnews is good gnews with Gary gnu."
(My other house is a Cray)

                  The Saviour of Breakfast, Away!
From: relkind@jade.tufts.edu (Rob 'SX' Elkind)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,from.socal.com
Subject: Re: A puzzling question
Date: 23 Jul 92 13:17:26 GMT
Organization: Tufts University - Medford, MA


Only if the person you are ignoring is an Aunt  ;-)
From: cgl5564@tamuts.tamu.edu (Chris G. Larsen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Blonde
Date: 24 Jul 1992 00:06:22 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University

Hi out there,
   I was wondering if any kindsoul would e-mail me the complete list of blonde
jokes (288?).

Thanx,
   
--
Chris Larsen
cgl5564@tamuts.tamu.edu
From: abw@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Andy Wardley)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Date: 30 Jul 92 07:31:20 GMT
Organization: International Computers Limited

In article <1992Jul30.024913.17608@nevada.edu> jamesb@nevada.edu (James Bender) writes:
>>>               seen "When Harry Met Sally", eh?
>>>       (Goldie Hawn did a hellofan impression, didn't she?)
>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>		^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>	Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
                       ^^^^^^^^^^

Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aspin@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 23 Jul 92 16:57:36 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAXcluster

In article <19337@optima.cs.arizona.edu>, jaw@cs.arizona.edu (Jim Wilson) writes:
etc.

I find that truth is usually stranger than fiction when it comes to names.
I met an American girl can Fanny Heimann once. (The word "fanny" refers to
nearby but different parts of the anatomy according to if you are British
or American but I thought her parents were a bit sick either way!).

Also, a friend of a friend is called Hugh Janus.

P
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rchaunce@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Rob Chauncey)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Organization: Oberlin College Computer Science
	<lsh1.711222572@Ra.MsState.Edu>
	<1992Jul15.202113.5049@spectrum.xerox.com>
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 16:06:55 GMT
X-Posted-From: occs.cs.oberlin.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

And here, the baddest of criminal metal bands, out of Sodom and
Gomorrah,


   _________         ___________  __________                         __
  |         |   **             |           |                        | |  
           /|   **            /           /      /                  |/
          / |                /         \ /      / |/\  /\           |
          \ |   ||                      /      /  |  \/  |        _____
           \|   ||         /           / \    /   |      |       /  || \
  |         |   ||        /           /   \  /    |      |      /       \
   \       /    ||       /           /     \/     |      |     /\________\
    _______             /           /      /             |     |\________|
                       /           /      /              -     |         |
                       |__________/      /                     |         |
                                 /      /                      |         |
       WE ARE SATAN'S SPEW!      |____________                 |         |
                                                               |         |
          
We're gonna tear you a new a**hole!!!
--
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Rob Chauncey                |######------------------ "Ha ha ha!  Just one  |
| rchaunce@occs.cs.oberlin.edu|#    @|O..L.@.D..P.....|  measly, stinkin'     |
|-----------+-----------------|#    #o.H..D.&.q.......|  goblin!"             |
|###############################     |R.c.E..N...C....|  You hear snickering! |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
From: lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Road signs
Date: 27 Jul 92 23:39:47 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu (Clark Adams) writes:

> In article <1992Jul22.160218.24946@smartstar.com> syspb@smartstar.com (Paul) 
> >There is a park nearbye called 'Tuckers Grove'.  The other day I went by
> >there and somebody had changed the 'T' to an 'F'.  Now the sign says
> >'Fuckers Grove'.  I thought it was pretty funny.
> 
> Thery is a subdivision in Gulfport, MS called "Canal Place".  One night
> someone went to all of their signs and removed the C's.  I thought
> is was pretty funny.

well.....i suppose only a**holes go there?
:>

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From: neafie@maxum.dallas.sgi.com (Terry Neafie)
Subject: Funny Names
Organization: Silicon Graphics Computer Systems - NAFO Division, Dallas, Texas
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 21:32:51 GMT

My Junior High School Principal was Dr. Richard Sweat. 
We all referred to him as Dick.

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From: holland@access.digex.com (Brian Holland)
Subject: Re: Radio pranks
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, Maryland USA
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 20:47:17 GMT

In article <879@amtfocus.amt.gss.mot.com> sethd@amtfocus.amt.gss.mot.com (Seth Dobbs) writes:
>dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY) writes:
>
>>I'd heard this about The Newlyweds, with Bob Barker.  The wife was onstage,
>                                              ^^^^^^
>>and said something like in the garage.  The husband was brought out and
>>answered "Why, up the butt, Bob!"
>
>As a big fan of the show :-) I must correct this heinous mistake.
>
>Bob Eubanks was the host of this show.  

As long as we are trying to decide if this is myth or truth, the fact
that this show was never produced live is pretty strong evidence that
this is a myth.  The mythical answer would never have gotten by
the censors.


Organization: Electrical & Computer Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA