HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: linden@positive.Eng.Sun.COM (P.Q.R. Democracy)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Party at Kitty and Stud's
Date: 4 Oct 92 05:45:23 GMT
Organization: Bob's discount store of hampsters and duct tape.
NNTP-Posting-Host: positive

I must beg to differ with my learned colleagues Trelford Pinkerton, and
G.C.H.Q Fat-Batsrad who allege the Chruchill story happened that way,
when in fact I heard it as follows:

     During the darkest days of  World  War  II,  when  each
night  brought  waves of Luftwaffe bombers raining death and
destruction on a  near-defenseless  London,  Prime  Minister
Cthulu-hill went on the air to address the British people.  "I
read this morning's paper that Herr Hitler  plans  to  wring
England's neck like that of a chicken," he began, "and I was
reminded of what the Irish poacher said as he stood  on  the
gallows.   It  seems  the  poor  fellow was approached by a
well-meaning if somewhat overzealous priest who, in horrific
detail,  described  the  unfading  torments  of  Hades which
awaited him if he did not repent of his misdeeds.  The  con-
demned  man listened patiently to all that the priest had to
say, and when he was done, grinned broadly and replied, 'Eat
it raw, fuzz nuts.'"
 
ObUL:  JFK had a pet hamster called "Ouija"

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From: derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek Tearne)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Eskimo words for 'snow'
Date: 30 Sep 92 03:24:23 GMT
Organization: Fujitsu New Zealand

In article <1992Sep29.142517.10648@bristol.ac.uk> P.Smee@bristol.ac.uk (Paul Smee) writes:
>In article <1992Sep29.122046.26741@nntp.nta.no> styri@nta.no writes:
>>"Cwm" is a wee mountain just outside the town of Rhyl in northern Wales, UK.
>>Don't know what the word means though.
>
>'Cwm' is a Welsh word related to English 'Coomb', and means either 'a
>small deep wooded valley' or 'a hollow in a hillside'.  

Cwm is also synonymous to the english word Corrie and technically refers to
small hollows in a hillside or usually mountain where the material has been
scooped out by glacial action at the head of a glacier.

>[how can] you can name a mountain 'small valley'; 

Cwm would refer to a hollow near the top of the mountain rather than the 
mountain itself.


-- 
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Some of the more aware dinosaurs were worried about the environmental
consequences of an accident with the new Iridium enriched fusion reactor.  
"If it goes off only the cockroaches and mammals will survive..." they said.
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: MacKinnon Legislation Based on Urban Legends?
Keywords: FILM AT 11
Date: 6 Oct 92 17:09:15 GMT
Organization: Logic Modelling Inc of Beaverton Oregon

In article <39041@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins) writes:
>   (Not only could Gil Gerard beat up Jean-Luc Picard, Twiki could
>hogtie Spock)

	Let's not forget Erin Grey in the tight space suit...

-- 
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     Logic Modeling Corporation   |       cheap wine.  A chemist! 
          Beaverton,  OR          |  - "Earth To Doris" [Was (Not Was)]
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From: jlysagh@hubcap.clemson.edu (james joseph lysaght)
Subject: Re: Famous Alumni (was "Lost In Space" was CLEARLY better)
Organization: Clemson University
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 17:23:10 GMT

wilcox@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>>>>Does anyone else know someone famous who went to their college, or know
>>>>someone who does?

Well, Clemson University was built on the grounds of the plantation of
John C. Calhoun... the man who coined the phrase "states rights" in his
Fort Hill address favoring the disolvement of the Union of the states.

"Refridgerator" Perry (the football star) and his equally skilled
brother Micheal Dean Perry both played football for Clemson University.

The first black man to attend Clemson Universiy was some big famous
person after school, a war hero I think, but I can not remember his
name.

Besides famous people does anyone know of famous events, discoveries,
inventions etc. attributed to your alma matter? 

 Clemson claims to be
the first school to use the forward pass in a football game but I have
heard this claim made by several schools.

Jim
From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: A Goofy Question was Re: Flavored Condoms  (was: Re: Stupid cop tricks)
Date: 29 Sep 1992 20:08:44 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Distribution: na
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

phil@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Phil Gustafson) writes:

  +Phil "October 23?  Anniversary-of-the-universe party?  Hey, it's Terry's
  +turn to organize one" Gustafson

Terry?

Terry "Lemme check" Chan
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Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory      | 
Berkeley, California  USA  94720  | Carpe Per Diem
From: rancke@diku.dk (Hans Rancke-Madsen)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Creation of the World (was Re: Religion/Science )
Date: 29 Sep 92 18:08:17 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, U of Copenhagen

ralph@cs.stanford.edu (Ralph Melton) writes:

>Ussher's phrasing is a little weird; as I remember it, he states that
>there were XXX years, XXX days, and XXX hours from the creation of the
>world to the birth of Jesus Christ.  Using that, and assuming that J.C.
>was born at the midnight beginning December 25, 1 BC, I calculated
>that according to him, the world was created at

>       6:00 PM, October 23, 4004 BC.

What time zone?


      Hans Rancke
University of Copenhagen
     rancke@diku.dk
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: styri@hal.nta.no (YuNoHoo)
Subject: Re: Eskimo words for 'snow'
Reply-To: styri@nta.no
Organization: Bohemians and Globetrotters, Unlimited
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 12:20:46 GMT

In article <Bv5Hv4.Dp8@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG>, phil@zorch.SF-Bay.ORG (Phil Gustafson) writes:
>In article <1992Sep25.044828.24434@news.columbia.edu> lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep22.205802.27916@gtephx.UUCP> williamsk@gtephx.UUCP (Kevin W. Williams) writes:
>>>
>>>My favorite example of this is the word "coolth"
>>
>>What about "couth" ?
>>
>What about "crwth" ?
>
>Phil "I was playing mine down by the cwm" Gustafson

"Cwm" is a wee mountain just outside the town of Rhyl in northern Wales, UK.
Don't know what the word means though.

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From: dam@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (David Morning)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Junk e-mail
Date: 6 Oct 92 14:23:57 GMT
Organization: Glasgow University Computing Science Dept.

derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek Tearne) writes:

>This morning,  joy of joys,  I got my first ever piece of junk e-mail.

Me too! right here in rainy Scotland as well!!!


>So what is the electronic equivalent of a brick in the mail?
>If it was a local call I would just mail them /usr/dict/words but it is 
>not.

I just sent them 10 copies of their original e-mail back with a polite
note saying "No thank you. Please do not call us again".

>The staff of Abacus Global Support, Inc. are 7 years old and suffering from 
>an incurable and unpronouncable disease called PC for short.  It is their 
>dieing wish to get into the Guiness book of records for receiving the largest 
>number of used condom^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H copies of /usr/dict/words.  

>Please send your copy - or someone elses business card to.

>    Internet: abacus@global.gwinnett.com
>    Miami, FL  33178                    Compuserv: 71201,1201
>    (800) 848 - 9192                    BBS: (800) 643 - 3606


>Derek "That should do the trick" Tearne

Hmmm...do you think that the net could beat 7 million messages?


Dave

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Subject: Re: a variation on the "aids mary" ul
From: derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek Tearne)
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 04:53:33 GMT
Organization: Fujitsu New Zealand

In article <1992Oct1.152126.29323@nntp.nta.no> styri@nta.no writes:
>In article <80778@ut-emx.uucp>, sine nomine writes:
>>
>> [variation of "AIDS Mary" deleted]
>
>Last week-end one of the national newspapers in Norway ran a story on AIDS
>and used a cover picture that you'd recognize. A nice blonde in front of
>a mirror, lipstick in right hand, and - "HIV+" written in huge letters on
>the mirror.
>
>Just for the record, main source of male infection at present is unsafe sex
>on holidays abroad. Main source of female infection is unsafe sex with foreign
>men from high risk countries. 

I think your statistics are a little introverted.  I don't think the 
average African has much to worry about from having sex with a tourist from,
say, Baltimore.  Ditto the average African child born with Aids - possibly 
the fastest growing infected demographic group.

You also assume that these people then live a life of Celibacy and don't
infect anyone when they return home.

>(Source of this info is not the newspaper...)

What is it then,  the domestic tourism board!  Have your holidays 
at home this year.  EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD HAS AIDS!!!!!

Derek "Except, as far as I know, Me" Tearne

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Some of the more aware dinosaurs were worried about the environmental
consequences of an accident with the new Iridium enriched fusion reactor.  
"If it goes off only the cockroaches and mammals will survive..." they said.
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes)
Subject: Re: Disco "Snuff" Recording?
Organization: Just put everything on the floor; I can find it.
Date: 28 SEP 92 07:38:23    


In article <H.7gyUj87XmEA@harvee.billerica.ma.us>, 
  scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us (S. Mudgett aka little gator) writes...

>you should write more clearly.

What, and get kicked out of AFU?

 - snopes

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From: pynq@quads.uchicago.edu (George Jetson)
Subject: Re: American view of justice
Reply-To: pynq@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: D. J. Dougherty & Associates
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 19:18:12 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.011739.16158@news.csd.sgi.com> rosso@roscoe.csd.sgi.com (Ross Oliver) writes:

>|> An article about jaywalking penalties in Columbus Ohio
>|>  in _TWA Ambassador Magazine_, sept. 1992
>|> 
>|> "The penalty for violation of them (Jaywalking laws)  is
>|> tantamount to a capital offense elewhere.  Errant jaywalkers are
>|> arrested on the spot.  Fines, even for first offenders, are
>|> heavy.  Repeat violations can result in prison terms."

>Americans seem to have an obsession about proving we are more civilized
>than the rest of the world.  "Why, look how barbaric the laws are in other 
>countries!"

The above quote is about Columbus, Ohio, which, as far as I know, is
part of the US.

>I'm sure citizens of those countries would consider us equally
>savage because we allow rapists and murderers to go free on technicalities,
>while our government uses RICO to appropriate the property of innocent
>citizens.

You raise an interesting point.  From the gov'ments point of view, using
RICO is a lot more profitble than is enforcing laws against violent crime.

However, I think the widespread belief that "we allow rapists and
murderers to go free on technicalities" is largely ULish.  I seem to
remember it being discusses some time (in this very newsgroup) and
apparently the belief far exceeds the reality.  I am sure some of the
lawyer types here can provide some figures.

>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>              Cthulu for President.  Why choose a lesser evil?

Who is "Cthulu" ?

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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 20:32:59 GMT

In article <4315@moscom.com> de@moscom.com (David Esan) writes:
>In article <1992Sep30.201015.27323@bradley.bradley.edu> 
>  death@buhub.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater) writes:
>>I admittedly haven't been following this string to closely, so i am
>>wonderin if you have mentioned the Nova (car). It didn't sell well in
>>Mexico because in spanish no va means (literally) "no go". not a great name
>>for a car.
>
>And number 3.

You just *love* this, don't you?

C "Anyone know any good Churchill stories?" Frog
From: "brian sheehan" <brian.sheehan@channel1.com>
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: "lost in space" was b
Date: 30 Sep 92 12:48:41 EST
Reply-To: "brian sheehan" <brian.sheehan@channel1.com>
Distribution: alt
Organization: Channel 1 Communications

JD>What a stupid thread!!

JD>"Clarabelle" was better than "Bozo"!!
JD>"Chimpanzees" are better than "Orangutangs"!!
JD>"Pintos" are better than "Mavericks"!!
JD>"James Buchanon" was better than "Andrew Jackson"!!
JD>"TRS-80" was better than "C64"!!


JD>Any more?? I think I've heard this thread before!!

Well, everybody knows that "Rocky and Bullwinkle" was better than "Beany
and Cecil"

JD>GET A LIFE!!

I kinda liked that show too- too bad Fox cancelled it.
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From: scooter@hirgon.hw.stratus.com (Scott Jeffrey)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: Re: Kirk vs. Picard
Date: 6 Oct 92 14:41:32 GMT
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

>If Jean-Luc Picard got into a fight with Jim Kirk who would win?

	The television viewing public.

ObUL:  The group Badfinger was really the Beatles incognito.

scooter


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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: Chuck Adams <chuck_adams@qmail.ssc.gov>
Subject: Re: Alligators in sewers
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 21:41:17 GMT

In article <26521@dog.ee.lbl.gov> twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan) writes:
>tim@sinix.UUCP (Tim Bissell) writes:
>  {deletion is the greater part of valor}
>  +It looks like it happened in Paris, so it *could* have happened in New
York!
>
>Well heck.  In either place, people are incomprehensible, rude, and 
>you get ripped off.
>
They talk funny in both places too.
>
>Terry "Parallel universe maybe?" Chan

                      Chuck Adams,  WB5WRR   (The Chuckster)
                 Not an official document of DOE, SSCL, URA or EG&G
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: Chuck Adams <chuck_adams@qmail.ssc.gov>
Subject: Re: Junk e-mail
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 14:08:44 GMT

In article <1992Oct4.231759.20047@nezsdc.icl.co.nz> derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz
(Derek Tearne) writes:
>This morning,  joy of joys,  I got my first ever piece of junk e-mail.
>
>We have previously had discussions of how to counter junk snail mail,
>junk faxes, junk telemarketing (I can't wait the next one phones me!).
>
>So what is the electronic equivalent of a brick in the mail?
>If it was a local call I would just mail them /usr/dict/words but it is 
>not.

Everybody could mail them copies of the 1,000,000 question purity
test..........

                      Chuck Adams,  WB5WRR   (The Chuckster)
                 Not an official document of DOE, SSCL, URA or EG&G
             "I cut you three ways, man:  quick, deep and frequently"
                       Internet:  chuck_adams@qmail.ssc.gov
From: frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz (Bruce Clement)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Distribution: world
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 06:39:54 GMT
Organization: Private System

pt@geovision.gvc.com writes in article <1992Sep25.190057.13519@geovision.gvc.com>:
 
> One further observation - Japanese car manufacturers pander to the US market
> - that's why Nissan was Nissan all over the world, except when they called
> themselves Datsun (in the North American market).

It was Datsun here for 20 odd years too.

--
Bruce Clement    (frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz  SNEWS/2,  UUPC 1.11q)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 11:27:57 GMT

In article <6659@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP> tjw+@pitt.edu writes:

>
>Terry "Kligon! Klingoff! Klingon-Kilgoff the Klinger!" Wood

I suppose you got a line about Klingonese Chia Pets as well.

cj "What about the Klingonese Happy Fun Ball?" l

(Don't even think of taunting it.)
From: cromar@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: More Stupid Cop Tricks
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:57:48 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


A friend tells me that Jay Leno told the following story sometime over
the last week on his "Really Stupid Criminals" (or whatever) report.

It seems that a police chief from somewhere was caught selling drugs.
When asked why, he responded that he needed money to run his campaign
for reelection to police chief.

In another of the featured stories, someone asks for an application at
a fast food franchise.  On the back he writes a note saying that he
has a gun and demanding the money in the register.  The police were
able to catch him, though, since he had filled out his correct name
and address on the front of the application.

And, from a friend in Provo, UT, I hear about two less than fortuitous
newspaper editing errors.

1)  A few years ago, the _Daily Universe_ (aka the Daily Unifarce, the
BYU campus paper) ran a front page story about students who were
volunteering for a rape crisis center in Provo.  The headline read:
"Students Help Rape Victims."

2)  In an unnamed paper from the 1984 presidential campaign, there is
a picture of President Reagan kissing a baby.  In the adjacent
headline, we read "Police Nab Child Molester."

--Scott "hey, if I heard it from a friend, it must be true" Cromar
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: sheaffer@netcom.com (Robert Sheaffer)
Subject: Re: Superglue origin an UL?
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:51:25 GMT

I seem to recall an article in REASON Magazine roughly ten years ago
singing the praises of "superglue" for closing up wounds. The author
was all riled up that the FDA wouldn't approve the procedure.


-- 
  
        Robert Sheaffer - Scepticus Maximus - sheaffer@netcom.com
  
 Past Chairman, The Bay Area Skeptics - for whom I speak only when authorized!

       "Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
        Then all things are at risk. It is as when a conflagration has
        broken out in a great city, and no man knows what is safe, or
        where it will end."
                               - Emerson: Essay, "Circles"
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: moroney@ramblr.enet.dec.com
Subject: Re: Oranjelo and the severed dog's head
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 02:49:07 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.175346.1@ducvax.auburn.edu>, bwaid@ducvax.auburn.edu writes...
>2)
>My (ex) wife and two of her friends say they heard that if a dog bit 
>someone and was believed to be rabid that its head (the dog's for the
>parsing impaired) had to be cut off and sent to a lab for testing. They recall
>this from their childhood and all grew up in different places so they are
>sure it was true. I'm not buying it. This wasn't on the FAQ list either.

I learned a potentially-rabid dog was to be shot, NOT in the head, and sent in
to authorities to be tested.  No reason to cut off the head.  They do examine
the brains to determine rabidity, thus the reason not to shoot it in the head.

-Mike
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From: jeq@i88.isc.com (Jonathan E. Quist)
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Organization: INTERACTIVE Systems Corporation, Naperville, IL
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 19:16:07 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.161453.15154@hubcap.clemson.edu> jlysagh@hubcap.clemson.edu (james joseph lysaght) writes:
>mfriedma@uucp (Michael Friedman) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Sep29.153443.24786@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU> spg@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Stephen P. Guthrie) writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep29.002839.13593@PA.dec.com> snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes) writes:
>
>>>Question: When the enterprise is hit by enemy fire, you always see the bridge
>>>pitching from side to side and the crew stumbling from side to side according
>>>ro the direction of list. But if there is no gravity, why do they 'fall' like
>>>this?
>
>They are producing a graviton field around the ship maintiang earth like
>gravity on board.  If you watch the last star trek movie you will see
>that one of the klingon ships has its graviton field generator destroyed
>and everybody starts floating around.

And because the special effects to make an entire crew float around are
extremely difficult to coordinate, the Federation placed utmost importance
on protecting their graviton field generators.  Moreso than even the
antimatter containment field generator.  (How many times have we seen
a Federation ship with no artificial gravity?  How many times have we
seen Federation ships explode in an impressive display of post-production
effects?)  (Rumour has it that the first hand to hand combat between
the Federation and the Klingon Empire occurred on board the heavily
damaged star ship Pinafore, when the transporter operator beamed up the
wrong away team.  The waiting medical team said "We can't fight you -
we have no gravity!", to which the Klingon team leader smiled and
replied "Gravity?  We don't need no steenking gravity!".  They captured
the Pinafore, but lost it again when a member of the away team remembered
the phrase "Cho li'chu!" from his cadet manual, "Useful Phrases to Remember
When Captured by the Enemy".)
-- 
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