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From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: To flame or not to flame. That's the clue.
Date: 23 Dec 92 15:28:58 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <BzMBFw.8oF@unix.amherst.edu> mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating) writes:
> 
> Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:
> : In article <BzLAwq.C3y@unix.amherst.edu>, mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating) writes:
> : > Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:
> : 
> : > : And here you see another moron that think that on the world there are only 
> : > : english names. I'm italian, idiot, and in Italy the man name for Michael 
> : > : is MichelE. The female one is MichelA. You know, the world is big, asshole,
> : > : so there is *NOT* only USA on the world. Thus, if a guy from *another* 
> : > : country has a name which the spelling is the same of a woman name here, it 
> : > : does not mean anything. It just means that his name has a different 
> : > : spelling. 
> : > : 
> : > : 	Michele
> : > 
> : > Sorry, it was an honest mistake.  But you're still a prissy penile androgynous
> : > bitch.
> : > 
> : I am not a bitch, I am a lesbian, moron! I use to go to sleep only with 
> : women.
> 
> Well, there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian, you worm eaten stack of
> shit.  There is also nothing wrong from being from Italy, despite what other
> posters say.  But you're still a urine-breathing sack of mucus.
>                                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey, you noticed that too... It must be hard breathing with his head
down a toilet - even with the scuba gear.

Michelle, you ought to cut your bog-brush hair off and bye a real tool
of your trade.

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From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: For little ghost
Date: 21 Dec 92 13:11:31 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1563@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk>, dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer) writes:
> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>> 
>> ===========================================================================
>> I wish to everybody a real BAD Christmas. I hope that your fathers will die
>> doing the role of Santa Claus that come down from the chimney. I wish that
>> your planes blow out while you are going back home to meet your families.
>> Have a Christmas Drink and Drive accident, get as many DUI as you can.
>> And, Last but not Least, FUCK YOURSELF, again.
>> ===========================================================================
> 
> Have a happy holiday yourself Michele.
> 
Thank you, you too.

	Michele

> Dave
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------              Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year          -------
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C. Haushalter)
Subject: Re: Alt.flame -> to be closed
Originator: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com
Organization: NEC Research Institute
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 92 17:46:38 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.071853.8790@cc.umontreal.ca> kosmatoo@JSP.UMontreal.CA (Kosmatos Odisseas) writes:
>This newsgroup must be the most moronic newsgroup on the entire net.
>
>   (I am judging the newsgroup from what those who are reading
>    this message right now will probably sound like when they
>    reply to this post, and from reading a couple of other posts)
>
>If that was too complicated for you to understand, no surprise there.
>
> ---- Comments: ----
>
>I suggest you people try reading 'alt.tasteless' where they have discussions
>on how to change the color of their crap by eating different foods. Or perhaps
>try comp.sys.amiga.advocacy, which is the same thing but related to computers.
>They need more serious posting there. This newsgroup has its fair share already
>
>[I'm glad I could contribute to alt.flame.]
>-- 
>___                                ___               ,   ^             ,
>=*=        Odisseas Kosmatos       =*=  "Cul bien vide, tete plein d'idees."
>=*=    kosmatoo@jsp.umontreal.ca   =*=
>=*= shammer@mafalda.math.mcgill.ca =*=

You're glad you contributed?  Thanks for sharing that with us DOG FLATULENCE.  Isn't this something...a butt-fucking Greek faggot from CANADA telling us that it's astupid newsgroup!  You sun burned scum of the mediterranean are even bigger assholes than the italians.
	I would suggest that you since you already have your head up your ass, that you take a bite and see if it turns _your_ shit turns a different color.
	I would very strongly suggest, kosmos you fetid carbuncle, that you really try to get a life.

your .sig:
>"Cul bien vide, tete plein d'idees."

Translation: "my mother's crotch is like spoiled souvlaki, but it tastes bien"

thanks for listening....Bob
-- 
The opinions are mine..not my company's.
Actually, everything is more complicated
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Ok, kevin, let's talk! If you can...
Date: 23 Dec 92 16:10:33 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec21.131805.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <1569@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk>, dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Dave Parry) writes:
> > dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> >> In article <1195@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> >> > You have a problem in Italy that you want to change so you vote in some
> >> > fascist wop to do the honours.  Nice one pizza breath.
> >> 
> >> Are you speaking about Bossi? I can assure you that Bossi is less Fascist 
> >> than your Thatcher. He does not like pool-taxes...
> > 
> > What's Mussolini's grandaughter then, a Communist???
> 
> She is a smart girl that found a way to get money and to have power without 
> to do anything. She is not a real politician.
> 
So you are telling us that you voted a non-politician into your corrupt
government and she is using her position only to get money and have power.

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: Sparky
Subject: Pavlov's Dog = Michele
Summary: Pavlov's Dog = Michele
Keywords: Drool, Bell, Wop
Organization: None
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 15:13:32 GMT

Michele, we here at amalgamated labs have been studying
your behavior of late, and you appear to have achieved
a state of predictability.

Of note, you will respond to any post directed at you
or about you, or even indirectly about spumoni, vermicelli,
calzone or any other dago dish ending in "i" or "e" (and don't 
they all!).  In short, you are just like Pavlov's dog --
a simple stimulus causes a predictable response.

Your actions can be replicated by the following scenario:

Post by alt.flame reader mentioning macaroni.
Post by you bashing Britons.
Post by alt.flame reader regarding sex with various female
   members of your family.
Post by you bashing Britons, and defending your mother.
Post by alt.flame reader regarding your receiving of anal
  and giving of oral homosexual pleasure.
Post by you bashing Britons, and defending your mother, and 
  your heterosexuality (or lesbianism).
Post by alt.flame reader concerning your mishandling of the
  English language and general lack of reading comprehension.
Post by you bashing Britons, and defending your mother, and 
  your heterosexuality, and admitting your language ineptitude.
Post by you wondering where the women are.
Post by you.
Post by you.
Post by you.
[At this point, those of normal intelligence have dropped
the thread.]

And so, Michele, it is with little prestige and of no
surprise that we award you (drum-roll please) "THE
FLAMING DOG."

And I'm sure you'll continue to deserve the honor.

--Sparky
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Pavlov's Dog = Michele
Date: 22 Dec 92 17:25:04 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec22.201336.12885@nrtpa038.bnr.ca>, Sparky writes:
>(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>>Predictability: Yes, possible. But, who cares?
> 
> Obviously not you.
> 
BZZZZZZZT! If you know it, you know also that your flame was a lame. It 
didn't hurt me. You see? You're wrong.


[Much of original post deleted]

>>Pfui. At least I have many clues. You post only with me. And you never say 
>>anything interesting.
>>
> 
> Apparently everything I write is interesting enough for you to make a
> response.  Whoops, I forgot.  If Rob's dog farted (besides blowing your
> nuts off) it would be interesting enough for you to make a response.  You
> are the drooling dog, Michele.  Do you not understand the analogy?  Do
> I need to explain the story of Pavlov and his dogs for you?
> 
I don't know about you Sparky. But if somebody farts close to me, I 
just kick his/her/its ass. 

> And of late, yes, I have only posted to you (or AT you).  That's for 3 reasons.
> 
> 1)  I've been busy, and you're an easy target.  You are as easy to flame as
>     a sack of gasoline-soaked rags on the sun.  (Lame, I know.  I'm busy.)

If you are busy, why don't you keep your lames for yourself?

> 2)  Most of the other posts have boring threads from people I've never heard
> of.

Well, thank you. At least I am not boring. What about you?

Anyway. I am an easy target and the threads of *other* people are boring. It 
doesn't sound logic to me.

> 3)  You have stuck your greasy wop nose into every thread in this group, so
>     there's nowhere left to post that doesn't include you.  You're a pig.

Maybe I am not so predictable if everybody put me inside all the alt.flame 
threads. They need a challenge, do you remember? I give it to the people, I 
am a good boy (well, really sometime I am BAD, but that's another point).

And, that contradicts your first point. What I saw is that alt.flame people 
don't like easy targets (I am here for fun, I have my life challenges. So, 
I am out of target). You admited, on the previous post, that I answer 
only to the post that include my name. So, *logic* says (do you know what 
logic is, asshole?) that if a lot of people post at me, (you too) I am not 
so easy. You see? You're wrong, again. 

> 
> Go ahead, prove me right again, stupid dago.

Don't assume that you are right just because I answer to you, moronic 
asshole. You are a moron, but I don't want to see you disappearing from 
alt.flame. Remember, I am a good boy, I want to support you, we need morons.

> 
> --Sparky
> 

	Michele
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: 1st Class or 3rd Class ???
Date: 22 Dec 92 06:23:16 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Martin J Hannigan (martin@world.std.com) wrote:
: 
: JORN is th emost stupid mother fucker I have ever read on The Internet. He
: is so fucked up that Michelle Dall'Agatta won't even fuck with huim (let
: alone tell us if it is a man or woman) .
: 
: > >What'd you choose if you had to : >
: >Cretin 1st class or Cretin 3rd class ?
: 
: About slimy Pitbull dick licker ? Or maybe JORN prefers turtle dick? HEY
: ! I KNOW! JORN pussy - the REAL kind - felinis pussinitis..AKA Del Gato or
: CAT.
:  >

Hey, Hannigan. Your posts were better when you didn't
include any of your own idiocies. 

/Par
Newsgroups: alt.flame,tlak.bizarre
From: d40937@aiken (Jean Yves Desbiens)
Subject: Re: Styx & Rush 
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 02:04:14 GMT

Rob Dobson (rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU) wrote:
: SOME NERD IN ALT.MUSIC.RUSH (no attribution left) writes:
: >> } >Rush and Styx influence a lot of the music that I personally write.
: WOAH! Its good to know the next great american songwriter is on the
: net!

With influences like that I am surprised he still has brain cells 
left to write anything. My cousin liked Rush when he was 12 and is
now ashame of that. As for Styx, they were a bounch of overated 
twerps, Babe is a Lionel Richie style PukeBallad and that is
their best work. I hope he gets a grip, there are better influences than 
that if he looks farther than what he bought as a first record.

Anyway, this is alt.flame : welcome to hell. The duffus who wrote 
that shit must be a illuminated fool to think that getting into
the music business is based on anything else but looks, luck  
and god damn connections. 

--
Jean-Yves Desbiens                  | d40937@info.polymtl.ca
Etudiant en genie informatique      | 
Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal Can | 
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From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: I saw Santa sodomizing Rudolph on my roof.
Date: 22 Dec 1992 06:53:28 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

	You, sir have reached new lows in stupidity.....or, perhaps,
new highs... whichever you prefer.

	No matter how you cut it... by claiming to be a lesbian who
loves only women... you look like a dork. You sound like somebody from
a perverse, alternative subculture group. Do you and your buddies
dress up in drag and go cruise chicks on friday nights?.... I'll bet
you do... you cum belching, cross dressing, language impared,
butt-poker.....

..... I suppose you're into PYRO-NECRO-BESTIALITY, too....

..... Figure it out, freak..........................

Q: What do you call a roman with hair stuck in his teeth?

A: A gladiator......glad he ate her.....get it...probably not..oh well


                                     \ 	 	....Going to extremes...
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From: erik@naggum.no (Erik Naggum)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
Subject: Re: j: Another acronym and followup to: Re: Joke for you 10 percente
Date: 22 Dec 92 20:04:03 GMT
Reply-To: Erik Naggum <enag@ifi.uio.no>

Stig-Lennart Soerensen <stigs@stud.cs.uit.no> writes:
|
|   Norway, the land of the midnight sun:

Norway, the land of the tooth fairy for minister of finance, and the
Queen of Broken Environmental Promises for prime minister.

|   If you live in my country you dont have to worry about:
|
|   Being gang-raped

Front page of newspapers yesterday: Woman raped by 10.

|   Being homeless

It's a growing problem in every area with more than 10,000 residents.
By inference, Tromsoe doesn't have any homeless.

|   Being drafted into the army to fight for some rich oil-sheiks in order for
|   them to keep their mercedeses and servants

Instead, we're all drafted and spend 16 months in compulsory military
service.  Except women.

|   Attacked by rabid anti-abortion demonstraters

Really?  What do you call AAN, then?  Ah, probably not "rabid" enough
for you.  Or maybe the dweebs don't operate in rural areas like Tromsoe.

|   Vote republican

Whatever we vote, the Labor Party gets into power, because the other
shitheads are incapable of running the country.  It's like having
fifteen parties with ten copies of Dan Quayle each.

|   Become ill and end up at the street because you dont have any money

Instead, you end up waiting for the operation in a nice queue until two
weeks after you die from lack of treatment.

|   Being shot at with Uzis and M-16's because you are an innocent bystander

Instead, we're kicked down and stabbed by gangs of immigrants.

|   Being black (and living in L.A. and being caught by LAPD officers)

Black people complain that they're treated harshly and are always
accused of drug trafficking at border control stations.

|   Being an illiterate

Functional illiteracy among immigrants is staggeringly high, and
University students aren't able to express even simple ideas in their
native language.

|   Becoming a psychopath because the ruling class denies your own sexual freedom

How about all those Christians going insane when you mention "sex" at
all?  Our entire West Coast is full of funnymental religiodweebs who
talk funny.

|   And you can eat as much baby-seal brain pudding as you want!

Maybe in Tromsoe.  Not anywhere where civilized people live.

|   Mail appreciated, I'd never been so delighted to recieve so much norwegian
|   bashing as I read through my mailbox today! It warms my hearth to see that Norway
|   isnt invisible to the rest of the world!

It would help if a lot more Norwegians were invisible, especially those
turds from the Fish City.

Best regards,
</Erik>
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 17:57:51 GMT
Subject: Re: What a load of crap!
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

Yeah, suck hemorrhoids, brendan.


   











   "We're not like the others" said my attorney. "Were your friends"
						     -Hunter S. Thompson


Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Jim)
Subject: Re: What a load of crap!
Reply-To: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se
Organization: Ericsson
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 10:09:51 GMT


In article 1@csc.canterbury.ac.nz, accy043@csc.canterbury.ac.nz () gibbers:
>A message to all flame throwers,
>
>GROW UP
>
>and,
>
>Try and read some other groups, who knows you may even like them, and you
>may even stop posting all this crap.
>
>This may sound like a flame, it is not.  It is merely a spark.
>
>Brendan.
>
>BrendanQ@accy.canterbury.ac.nz
>

What???  Look, you cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity, why don't you
take your patronising bullshit to alt.newbie, you dickwart.  Who the fuck
are *you* to tell *us* what to post?  You're a gelatinous globule of sputum
floating in the toilet-bowl of Canterbury.  Now fuck off before I dig up
your dead uncle and squick his rotted cadaver, pumping briny spooge into the
nest of squirming maggots in his fetid skull.

Merry christmas, asshole.
Jim.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Is there....?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 19:20:49 GMT


Is there anything more tedious, more ugly, more deserving of slow
painful death than the idiots who tirelessly argue about abortion
and draw alt.(f)lame into the afterbirth with them?

Besides Michele and K Walsh, of course.

-rob

ps happy fucking christmas. the thought of not having to see walsh's
.sig for a while fills me w/joy.

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating)
Subject: Re: To flame or not to flame. That's the clue.
Organization: an unknown point
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 16:35:56 GMT


Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:
: In article <BzLAwq.C3y@unix.amherst.edu>, mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating) writes:
: > Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:
: 
: > : And here you see another moron that think that on the world there are only 
: > : english names. I'm italian, idiot, and in Italy the man name for Michael 
: > : is MichelE. The female one is MichelA. You know, the world is big, asshole,
: > : so there is *NOT* only USA on the world. Thus, if a guy from *another* 
: > : country has a name which the spelling is the same of a woman name here, it 
: > : does not mean anything. It just means that his name has a different 
: > : spelling. 
: > : 
: > : 	Michele
: > 
: > Sorry, it was an honest mistake.  But you're still a prissy penile androgynous
: > bitch.
: > 
: I am not a bitch, I am a lesbian, moron! I use to go to sleep only with 
: women.

Well, there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian, you worm eaten stack of
shit.  There is also nothing wrong from being from Italy, despite what other
posters say.  But you're still a urine-breathing sack of mucus.

Marlon
From: trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: A racist rears her ugly little head
Distribution: world
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 92 21:53:04 GMT
Organization: TSAKC-TC
Reply-To: trashman@crud.mn.org


In article <1gsqocINNbgr@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@pitt.WPI.EDU writes:

 > In article <BzE4oA.CEv@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) 
 > writes:
 > >Yes -- the nonsense you've been babbling here is nearly 30 yrs old.

That's almost as old as Dac's socks!

 > Um, yeah...that's why everyone on the net is flaming me for it, right?
 > Seems to me that on the original thread, *you've* been the only
 > one to flame me "seriously".  If it's such nonsense, why aren't
 > I getting my ass toasted by all of a.f. for the enjoyment of the
 > entire net.world?

Maybe their news systems have been on the blink.  Or maybe you have
nerve damage in your butt.

 > Besides, if I though the way that the majority thinks, I would be
 > racist.  If you disbelieve this, then why do we need affirmative
 > action laws anymore? 

Because of the threat of false dichotomy?

(P.S.:  Trish, how much for a 1993 calendar?)

--
Barry Schwartz        trashman@crud.mn.org
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: To flame or not to flame. That's the clue.
Date: 21 Dec 92 01:45:20 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <BzLAwq.C3y@unix.amherst.edu>, mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating) writes:
> Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:

> : And here you see another moron that think that on the world there are only 
> : english names. I'm italian, idiot, and in Italy the man name for Michael 
> : is MichelE. The female one is MichelA. You know, the world is big, asshole,
> : so there is *NOT* only USA on the world. Thus, if a guy from *another* 
> : country has a name which the spelling is the same of a woman name here, it 
> : does not mean anything. It just means that his name has a different 
> : spelling. 
> : 
> : 	Michele
> 
> Sorry, it was an honest mistake.  But you're still a prissy penile androgynous
> bitch.
> 
I am not a bitch, I am a lesbian, moron! I use to go to sleep only with 
women.

	Michele

> Marlo
-- 

===========================================================================
I wish to everybody a real BAD Christmas. I hope that your fathers will die
doing the role of Santa Claus that come down from the chimney. I wish that
your planes blow out while you are going back home to meet your families.
Have a Christmas Drink and Drive accident, get as many DUI as you can.
And, Last but not Least, FUCK YOURSELF, again.
===========================================================================
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Hey, Kevin. Gimmi a break.
Date: 24 Dec 1992 05:17:15 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

HEY PLUNGER LIPS..... Kevins posts are usually >10 lines which makes
for fast reading on a tight schedule..... Your posts on the other hand
rival the length of most novels ever printed..... Shorten it up.


						leonardo (icniV ad)