HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Toilet Revolution!/Revelation!
Date: 20 Aug 92 17:22:20 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA


kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov writes:
|Once you have seen a member of the opposite sex brushing their teeth,
|all thoughts of lust go straight out the window.

This is utterly untrue.  All my sweetheart-with-the-phallic-name
has to do is *floss*, and I am moved to jump him.

Men!

---
c j silverio
also into watching him do laundry
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:25768 alt.elvis.sighting:13
From: Earth@ccc.amdahl.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Date: 13 Aug 92 16:17:14 GMT
Organization: Earth


     So what's so great about Elvis?  I know there are lots of Elvis fan out
there but I don't see how one can idolize Elvis or any other singer/entertainer in general.  After all, he was only a singer and contributed nothing to the human kind, not to mention the fact that his moral value was just as close as valueless.  I have great admiration for individuals such as McArthur, Churchill, DeGaul, Pasteur, Einstein, and many others because they contributed so much to the world.  If they are still alive today, I'm sure they will contribute even
more to solve current world problem.  But should Elvis still be alive today,
what could he contribute beside serving as an old, outdated, immoral, false
idol?
     In my humble opinion, by looking at the individuals that one idolizes, you
could tell alot about that person (his goal in life, his ambition, his personal-
ity, and probably his purpose in life.)

------This is only my opinion--------------------- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 21 Aug 92 12:46:02 CDT

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Data Maker") writes:
|> 
|>     I would like it to be a matter of public record, in advance of the
|> day when Christine Nelson is revealed to actually be a man, that *I* was
|> never taken in for a minute.
|> 
|> Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    

i have a friend that visits me every month, dominus, and i believe
my friend could prove your theory wrong.

c
 

+===============================================================+
Christine Nelson           Going out of my mind...   
nelson@eastrg1                     ...back in 5 minutes.
From: matt@cray.com (Matthew Marchese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rejected Game Shows
Date: 20 Aug 92 10:55:37 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.

In article <Bt9LpK.L7w@rice.edu> andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg) writes:
>The Date-Rape Game
>Colostomy!
>Smash For Cash
>Celebrity Stalk-Off
>Wheel of Parasitic Disorders
>Crossdressing For Dollars
>
>and, of course,
>
>Stump the Pedophile
>
Not to mention:

You Bet Your Genitalia
Truth or Clinton
Freudian Feud
Bowling For Diuretics
Half-Wits!
Poofters Wild

and

The $1,000,000,000 Perot Pyramid

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*  "Supernatural perhaps...Baloney, perhaps not!" - Bela Lugosi               *
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Matt Marchese	    The opinions expressed here are not those of my employer, *
Cray Research  	    my wife, my church, or myself...But they are the opinions *
DKRZ                of Elvis as revealed to me through the medium of my pet   *
Hamburg, Germany    hamster, Lee Harvey Oswald...                             *
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From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  how i can tell if i'm dreaming
Distribution: world
Date: 21 Aug 92 23:20:44 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Aug21.120627.13217@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes:
>In article <MJD.92Aug12112327@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Tar") writes:

>Whenever I'm having a dream that is boring me or becoming unpleasant,
>I simply lie down wherever I am, no matter what is happening, and go
>to sleep _in_the_dream_. The stack collapses, and there I am sleeping
>peacefully without having ever woken up.
>
>Works like a charm ... but there have been a few difficult moments when I
>applied the algorithm and turned out not to be dreaming.

Hhmm. The way I wake up from an unpleasant dream is by finding the highest
damn point in my dream. I jump off just as the ax wielding clone of my
high school calculus teacher reaches me and just as I hit the ground I wake
up screaming in a cold sweat...God I love that.

--

"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: annoyance
Date: 23 Aug 92 03:11:45 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1992Aug21.184653.25903@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>Come on, what I've done isn't really that bad.

Said Hitler as he put the gun in his mouth in 1945.

>It's just that I did it to an established member of the group.
>Flaming newbies is one thing - that's fine. 

Wrong.  You didn't "flame".  You crapped on a good article.  Doesn't matter
whose good article, doesn't matter how artfully you finger painted with the
crap.

>I refuse to recognise t.b's royalty.  And that make you *very* angry.

Wrong again.  What cheeses us off is that you wouldn't recognize a quality
article if it ripped your pustulent head off and vomited down your throat.
And it just may have to.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rozental@cc.und.ac.za (Nathan Rosentals)
Subject: Re: say YES to drugs
Organization: University Of Natal (Durban)
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 10:04:54 GMT

>
>Hey, Gooley, I won't offer to fuck you, but if you come to Philadelphia
>before it runs out, I will give you some of the best marijuana in the
>history of the world, if you promise to let me post about it afterwards.
>--
>Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Hang on a second, Mark-Jason Dominus, "the best marijuana in the history of 
the world" is known as Swazi Reds, and is alive and kicking in the heart of 
Africa.  I don't know what other impurities you dudes in the states grow 
your stuff on, but the unadulterated mountain ranges of Swaziland produce 
the best, organically grown weed in the world. 

You guys don't know what you're missing.

here a .sig, there a .sig, everywhere a .sig .sig, Old MacDonald had a net...
 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Anagram
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 04:41:05 GMT


In a previous article, aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) says:

>I'm just happy that my eail address has only one "s", and Polewka is thus
>unable to anagram it into a phrase containing Carasso.

Weren't you the dude who said "Send me names.  Send me names."????

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26868 alt.fan.dan-quayle:2764
From: Corby.E.Page@dartmouth.edu (Corby E. Page)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: A fantasy
Date: 20 Aug 92 22:27:07 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

In article <1992Aug20.204319.8023@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

> i have this sudden
> craving to ingest massive quanitities of hallucinogens, stimulants, and
> liquor, and then bungee jump naked into the middle of the republican 
> national convention floor, preferably during Quayles speech tonight.

I'll be watching for you.

corby
corby@dartmouth.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama)
Subject: Re: Band Information sought
Followup-To: news.net.cop.kevin-darcy
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 06:56:10 GMT

In article <MJD.92Aug13230642@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu writes:
>than yours.  greg would never have stooped so low as to get his hands
>filthy in a petty little fanboy flame about whose favorite band was
>better.

Nonsense, sure he would.  And did.

>    I can believe that you missed this, because greg was a giant, and
>you are a piker. 

Christ, these newbies, I swear.


---------------
In news.admin kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) proceeds to hold forth on
topics other than the one which he originally infected news.admin with:
>(although last time it happened, our redundancy wasn't as adequate as we 
>thought). <1992Jan2.005239.26400@rotag.mi.org>

That's kebbin in a nutshell:  redundant and inadequate.
						-- John Woods
From: rosencra@athena.mit.edu (John Buck)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: reflection of the day, ii
Date: 18 Aug 92 17:19:09 GMT
Organization: Sixth Circle, Wrathful and Sullen

hell may have no fury like a woman scorned, but a guy like me is a
sucker forever.

jb
a silent partner in someone else's mistake
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Neuromancer")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The First Letter Of Each Line: Andrew J Solberg
Date: 15 Aug 92 18:50:13 GMT
	<1992Aug15.103819.3052@cco.caltech.edu>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: ajm@wag.caltech.edu's message of 15 Aug 92 10:38:19 GMT

In article <1992Aug15.103819.3052@cco.caltech.edu> ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz) writes:
>   Mr. Churchill was very drunk at a party.  The hostess, outraged, exclaimed:
>   "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk!"

Yes, that was Bessie Braddock.  She gave good parties.  I remember in
particular she always served some sort of Dutch gin that everyone was
ater, but she never would reveal her sources.

Now of course Bessie would never have said such a thing under ordinary
circumstances, because no matter what you think about the English, it is
not true that they are so stupid or naive as to be surprised when a
person becomes drunk at a party, and particularly not when the person is
a vulgar, sensual man like Winston Churchill.    In fact he was drunk,
and the last time he had been drunk at one of Bessie's parties he had
behaved very badly.  He abused the servants, I think, and had to be
restrained from striking the Lord Chancellor.  (I wasn't at that party,
so this is second-hand.)  In any case, the story he and his friends told
the following day was that he replied:

> "Yes, Bessie, and you are ugly.  But in the morning, I shall be sober."

It does little credit to Winston that this was what he wished he had
said, because once you get past the idea that it was a clever thing to
have said on the spur of the moment (which it would have been had he
said it on the spur of the moment and not made it up the following day
while hung over) you realize just how devoid of real wit or quality the
remark is.  Beauty is only skin deep, and although Bessie Braddock
wasn't beautiful, she certainly wasn't deformed either, and she was a
particularly astute and forceful woman, a clever speaker, and a talented
politician.  If she was ugly (and I do not think she was) then in any
case it was not her fault.  On the other hand it most certainly was
Winston's fault that he was so drunk at a party that he inconvenienced
and embarassed his host.
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: WILL RICTUS HEP'S FATHER PLEASE STAND UP?
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 16:59:28 GMT

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ([*] The Data Maker) writes:
: In article <a+hyp2p@rpi.edu> zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu (Zed) writes:
: >   Edward Alonso Lopez, pale white Irish boy
: 
: The part that scres the shit out of me is that nobody seems to know any
: more that `leroy' and `tyrone' are Irish names.

I thought Leroy was Old French for "the king".

Of course, I was surprised when I found out that Guido was actually a Germanic
name, too.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Moody Blues:The Other Side of Life
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
From: snyeva01@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NEEDLE_NARDLE_NOO
Date: 12 Aug 92 12:29:19 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <1992Aug12.102233.202337@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, lwsand03@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>               
> 
> 
> 
>        *****************************************************
>        *---------------------------------------------------*
>        *                                                   *
>        *            NUKE   THE   GAY    WHALES             *
>        *                                                   *
>        *                                                   *
>        *                   FOR    JESUS                    *
>        *                                                   *
>        *---------------------------------------------------*
>        *****************************************************
> 
Shut up Eckles, you goon!!!!
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Data Maker")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Tactical nuclear weapon wanted
Date: 20 Aug 92 04:40:34 GMT
	<1992Aug20.021325.16895@news.columbia.edu>
Distribution: na
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu's message of 20 Aug 92 02:13:25 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.021325.16895@news.columbia.edu> egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
>   >	Justice Cuomo ... Justice Cuomo ... Justice Cuomo ...
>   Justice Thomas...Justice Thomas...

Justice Dominus.

Congressman Dominus.

Senator Dominus.

President Dominus.

Pope Dominus I.

Secretary-General Dominus.

Dominus I, Emperor of the Universe.

Next week I'll write a story about each of these fine possibilities.

With a name like DOMINUS, how could you say no?

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: orc@usite-next.uchicago.edu (David Parsons)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Ministry of Skritching
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 21:42:51 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.195820.1550@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> parrish@helios.ecn.purdue.edu (paRtiCLe maN) writes:
|In article <12926@inews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
|>In article <1992Aug10.001734.26836@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (rpwhite) writes:
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Manon of the Spring.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Man of War.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mather, Cotton.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mann Act.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Menarche.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Manny, Moe, and Jack
|>)>>>>>>>>>>>M3 Money Supply.
|>)>>>>>>>>>>Morgan le Fay
|>)>>>>>>>>>Megalomania.
|>)>>>>>>>>Mea culpa.
|>)>>>>>>>Mezzanine Loge.
|>)>>>>>>Mezzo-soprano.
|>)>>>>>Monsieur Beaucaire.
|>)>>>>Moses and Monotheism.
|>)>>>Mead in Valhalla.
|>)>>Morning Post
|>)>Mephisto's Waltz.
|>)Mons Veneris.
|>My Sharona.
|Monon Railroad
Missouri Pacific

                __
  david parsons \/ orc@vpnet.chi.il.us
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: and the cow goes mu
Date: 14 Aug 92 07:29:54 GMT
Organization: Whatever Floats Your Boat

All of a sudden nothing happened.  The silence drowned out all 
conversation although the darkness was visible in the light.

They talked of nothing, but shoes were mentioned.  Words led to
other words, but only in the manner one has come to expect in
a conversation.  

They were verbally shadow boxing; performing for themselves, both
losing.  It was sad to watch, worse to hear and awful to taste.

In the end, nothing happened.  Then they did it again.

						yeah, well, I have
						a new .sig quote...

-- 
      David Bedno		   	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
		"Well shit eat, dude."  - Starcap'n Ra
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Date: 18 Aug 92 19:57:41 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN TALK.BIZARRE bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
)Christine Nelson has a self-image problem:
)|which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?
)
)BEST BED: AndyR's girlfriend who occasionally posts here
)BEST GUITARIST IN BED: gypsy
)...
)
)Need we go any further?

...IN BED.

-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Amusing PMS Vignettes - Part the First
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: t.b
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 17:50:10 GMT


     Amusing PMS Vignettes - Part the First
     --------------------------------------

     Dawn.  Spenser jumps on the bed and traipes
around.  Lots of purring.  Lots of head butting.
And lots of walking on and pawing JTEM, first
the left, then the right, then the left...

     "Spenser.  You've been doing this for
a fucking half hour now.  That's enough."

     Push.  Heave.  *PLONK* on the floor.

     "Awww, he can't help it.  He just kneads you."

     Push.  Heave.  *BIGPLONK* on the floor.


--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WITZBOLDE
Date: 17 Aug 92 15:06:20 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <Bt3oKB.5JA@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes...

>In <1992Aug16.162007.1@vxdesy.desy.de> poser@vxdesy.desy.de
>(Till Poser  -  ZEUS OFFLINE) psychoanalyzes Roger.
> 
>And gets it right.
> 
>Now I've seen everything.

Really, who'da thunk it?

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu

"If there's something wrong with the computer, it's sophisticated diagnostics 
will notify you of the situation by assuming an appearance that, for the most
part, is dark and lifeless." - The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sean@stat.tamu.edu (Sean Barrett)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 01:40:40 GMT

I don't mind when people ask me not to beat on their head with
a sledgehammer.  "Do you mind not hitting me on the head with
a sledgehammer?  Being hit on the head with a sledgehammer
bothers me."  Fine.  Direct.  To the point.

--insert obfuscated C code here--
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WHEN I GROW UP...
Date: 19 Aug 92 23:12:13 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
)
)...I want to write a story about a man who is spurned by his lover
)causing him to go insane and remove the parenthesis, colon and dash
)characters from his computer's font so he never has to see another
)"smiley" face again.

;^}


-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: best in bed, best in space, best for the needs of his countrymen
Date: 17 Aug 92 20:45:28 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: osa@wilbur.unh.edu's message of 17 Aug 92 01:35:47 GMT



In article <OSA.92Aug16203547@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:

   Right down the street from where I live is Domino's Pizza.  Did they
   used to be DG? 

If only it were so, maybe they would still be in business there.  A
sad state of affairs when Domino's is the best pizza in town.  Maybe
``best'' should read ``least distasteful''.

What was really bummin was the fact that they wouldn't deliver to DG
because when they made their map there wasn't any life on the other
side of Rt 4.  So the place next to the laundrette (the one with the
chicks with big hooters working there) got all the delivery business.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Data Maker")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WHEN I GROW UP...
Date: 20 Aug 92 04:41:36 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM's message of 19 Aug 92 22:47:39 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.224739.16732@Warren.MENTORG.COM> tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli) writes:
>   When I grow up I want to be an old lady.

You're already an old lady, Tom.
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: Ken Johnson Take Note
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 00:56:37 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.165106.18887@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:
>>>My sister is going to Edinburgh in four days.
>>
>>>You'll recognize her; she's the one with the big *******.
>>tartans?
>>bagpipe?
>
> Sporran?

Sporran sporran, the new all-bagpipe rock group?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: I resolve...
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 20:36:26 GMT

In article <9208161817.AA25431@pioneer.uspto.gov> plord@pioneer.uspto.gov (Paul Lord) writes:
[...not to smoke unless...]
>8) there are no posers in the pit.-- 

This could be more powerful than the patch.

				--Blair
				  "Where's my fucking broker?"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: Jim Small's secret research product.
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 20:32:58 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN TALK.BIZARRE rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
)
)Well the Navy figured that they could develop a system whereby they
)could pass recruits through a CAT scan and immediately sort out the
)homosexuals and send them home. This, coupled with urinalysis and HIV
)testing could let them do sort of a one stop elimination of
)undesirables.
)
)Well that's what Jim Small is in charge of.


I have no joke here, I just like saying "Mr. Small is a one stop
eliminator of homosexuals."

roger "can you say: bad experimental experience"


-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep hoists himself up by his bootstraps
Date: 12 Aug 92 16:59:46 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University




  But looses the gold medal to someone from the Unified Team.
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                       "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."