HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: short shameful confession
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 14 Dec 92 08:00:14 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: Ministry of Noises

It is 3 a.m. Monday morning, I am at work with the (honorable, albeit stupid)
intention of getting a little bit of tomorrow's work done early. Naturally,
I haven't actually done much work, but I *am* caught up in t.b. and a couple
other froups.

I just had to take a whiz, and for a bit of a lark I unzipped my fly BEFORE
I left my office. I walked all the way to the can with it unzipped, I did.

Of course, I haven't seen anyone for about four hours, so it's probably safe
to assume I wouldn't run into anybody on my way there. But, it still made me
feel naughty.

Gerald -try it, you wouldn't believe the adrenaline
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Truth is far, far stranger than fiction.
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 17:07:19 GMT

In <ByyKn3.MGn@acsu.buffalo.edu> hennessy@acsu.buffalo.edu (DOG BASEBALL!!!) writes:
>	And no, I am not making this up (TM).  I am not nearly clever enough,
>nor have I had any intoxicating drugs in the last few weeks owing to my rather
>nasty workload, though if you wish you can send me some.

Sure thing!  Expect a big box of work to arrive by UPS any day now!

Always glad to lend a hand.
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I am like mister x in that...
Date: 16 Dec 92 20:21:15 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

|>  For several months, I have been trying to talk myself into
|>getting an ear pierced, possibly multiply, so that I can wear
|>fishing lures in it.  (Yes, I would file the barbs down first.)

The other end of the fishhook has no barbs, so I don't see what your
problem is.

mr HEINOUS
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: conclusive proof of the decadence of Western culture
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 18 Dec 92 12:43:54 CST


from top to bottom:

the rap video I saw last spring of three bad-looking types
rapping over a continuous end-to-end splice of the first
two bars of "I Think I Love You", by the Partridge Family.

jkc (everybody wang chung tonight)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My Hovercraft
From: Court Demas <court+@CMU.EDU>
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 09:41:39 -0500 
Organization: Junior, Math/Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

My Hovercraft is Full of Eels


howling granny pinyatas,
-court
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Short shameful confession
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:22:40 GMT

jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel) writes:
>I am the romantic equivalent of a backgrounded process.

A real daemon in bed?

Ha, ha.  Kill me now.
--
!cat .signature
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Last week's lunch
Date: 20 Dec 1992 05:25:48 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, plord@pioneer.uspto.gov (Paul Lord) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>And in other news, 1993 is prime, so Polewka can look forward to a year-long
>orgasm.

 plord@pioneer.uspto.gov -- anagram (@=m)
***************************************
  Go on, P.--pout!  Primes 'r' loved!
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=======================
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From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: clueless
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 21:58:45 GMT

>are .plan & .project files cool?

No.  Killfiles are.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: Sara Toga #1
Organization: t.b
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 18:49:33 GMT

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Sayushka Ivanov") writes:
> I should add the Skidmore new campus is cleverly designed so that you
> can travel between any two buildings without touching the ground.
> Covered walkways connect all the buildings, and the rooves are all very
> delightful.  

     You forgot to mention the ski racks in
the hallways connecting the buildings where
all the cute little Skiddles can stowe (hee)
their ski gear so it doesn't clutter up their
dorm room.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 20:05:27 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.174853.11492@wam.umd.edu> kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>In article <1992Dec12.051416.29660@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec9.023840.21080@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>
>
>*sniff*
>this is so romantic.
>first there was that endless cascade between dave and pale blue eyes.
>then I guess they got hitched or something.
>now there's susan and pfinerty.
>i just can't wait until they have their five generations of kids.
>



These, of course, would be "little baby hate boxes".

Yes, it brings tears to my eyes.  Someone already said she  is
little mamma hate box (forget who), but I think that now that pjf has
changed his name, she should be bad bad bad girl.

I think I will get them matching t-shirts.  pjf's will say "I'm hers
because she likes to rip out her own reproductive organs and snack on
them."  And ss's will say "I'm his because he almost had Bush's head on
a pike in our front lawn."  They will be black, the writing will be in
rainbow glitter, and they will fit snugly.  Come to think of it, pjf's
will be a tank top.



TTFN,
M
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: t.b. bored game cards
Keywords: fleagle
Date: 15 Dec 92 17:45:34 GMT
Organization: PARVO - The Breakfast Cereal!


Clue Cards

 Take a peek at the Hacker's Dictionary
 or just lurk a while and familiarize 
 yourself with some of the terms you might 
 see on the Net. (ie, "froup" is acceptable spelling) +2

Flame cards

 You post the cleverest post of your life.
 No subsequent creation could ever surpass
 the masterpiece you have submitted. You sit
 back and wait for the fan mail to pour in.
 - Lose Two Turns. -4 points

 Newbie of the unattractive sex
 crossposts a horndog reply to
 several unrelated groups, causing
 a rain of flame upon your head. -5

VOLCANO CARDS

 YOU READ NEWS TOO OFTEN AND GET FIRED! (go home and sulk)

 YOU FLAME THE WRONG PERSON AND
 GET HOSPITALIZED! (lose 3 turns)


--
Xian. Just trying to hail the bandwagon.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
Reply-To: aaron%atlantis@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 03:40:20 GMT

Paul Moloney (pmoloney@maths.tcd.ie) wrote:
: ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
: 
: >  you no-life virgin computer jockeys have not seen the last of me...i
: >will not be gone so easily. i think this newsgroup could use a woman's
: >touch. so could all of your pathetic cocks.
: 
: My, aren't we the little miss hetrosexist today?
: 
: Try some sleeping tablets. Lots of them.
 
Wait a minute.  Your name looks familiar.

I remember.  You were the one who posted 173 or so messages to talk.bizarre so
you could get into the top 20 posters or something.

I see you've improved slightly since then.

I suggest you try the sleeping tablets yourself, though, before recommending
them to others.

--
---Alfvaen(Sincerely hoping this fucking sig doesn't get doubled again)
"I never gave it a thought, I never thought I should think
 I would go along with anyone and anything"  --Rupert Hine
Current Album--Elton John:The One
Current Read--John Crowley:Engine Summer
-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"I never gave it a thought, I never thought I should think
 I would go along with anyone and anything"  --Rupert Hine
Current Album--Elton John:The One
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: primary advantage of my new beard
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Oregon, Home for the Development of Criminal Insanity
Date: 17 Dec 92 12:28:20 CST


I spill coffee on my clothes far less often.
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ex
Date: 18 Dec 1992 03:42:44 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Dec17.015742.2876@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
*Pictionary can be a strange game.  How many people do you know who think
*helicopters have chicken feet growing out of the back?  Needless to say, we
*lost.

What a goofy game.  The only time I played it, one of the clues was
"Ottowa" so my partner tried to drawn an otter.  I came up with "vampire
monkey."


Mark "Why is this game popular?" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: 2038am@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (That Guy)
Subject: Re: SLACKER
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 21:38:03 GMT

slacker is already out on video for rental in my part of the country.
From: rct@fulcrum.co.uk (Richard Taylor)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NANA MOUSKOURI....
Date: 17 Dec 92 16:48:44 GMT
Organization: Fulcrum Communications

In article <1992Dec13.221414.25191@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>
>
>  oh my. read the livestock posts. they will turn you off to nana any
>day. 
>					sioux
>
>ps. i'm getting glasses just like nana's....can't *WAIT* !


Nana Mouskouri's baby? Ba....
Regards,
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   Heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa?
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Food, glorious food
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 19:43:42 GMT

In article <1ggc9mINN8uo@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation) writes:

>In the paper today, I read yet another criticism about MREs (Meals Ready to
>Eat, for the acronymally impairred).

>Now, I've had a few of those (I won't say where I got them from, just in
>case the Secret Service is still lurking), and I didn't think they were too
>bad.

You mean you can't find them at surplus stores? Or, floating in the
Persian Gulf (where the Navy dumped several tons, for fear that they'd
carry some plague back to the US; should have delivered 'em to the Kurds)?

Easy to get, especially since the military has to cycle them out at the
end of their shelf lives.

I'm ashamed of you....



-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Will I go to hell just for thinking this?
Date: 15 Dec 92 02:54:07 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Scott Dorsey (kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov) wrote:
> dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy) writes:

>> 	Better to let your mind free-associate with that line than the
>> first line of "Joy To The World."

> What does Jeremiah being a bullfrog have to do with any of this?


	I KNEW someone was going to respond with something like that.

	This *plonk*'s for you, Scott.


--
D. J. McCarthy (dmccart@gomez.intel.com)
"What would be the appropriate newsgroup to discuss a friend who got a back and
 chest rash from eating bad squid?"       --Kibo
"comp.sys.amiga.games".                   --Ron Echeverri, talk.bizarre, 7/7/92
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: pi envy
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 16:01:29 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.000657.17089@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>
>Somewhere between puberty and college, I memorized 26 places of pi.
>
>During my early years of collegiate culture shock, while I slowly
>shed my rustic juvenile illusions, I often repeated those
>digits silently to myself in the face of the repeated taunts and
>mind games of the malicious Ivy League rejects so characteristic
>of the Northwestern student body.
>
>I somehow managed to remain quite impressed with myself until I met
>a nice Italian girl from Joliet who knew 50 places of pi.
>
>Life hasn't been the same since.


Did you marry her or kill her?
-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Speaking Quantitatively,
Date: 20 Dec 92 07:11:36 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <rhamilt.724636662@husc10>, rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilto
n) writes:
>which is larger, a butt-load or a fuck-wad?
>
>In my personal experience, an average butt-load tends to be larger than
>an average fuck-wad. But there have been exceptions.
>
>There was that one night in Loisada. There were rumors that the cops were
>going to evict the squatters, so we all had our black-out curtains down.
>The air was hot, muggy, and still. I had dozed off, but when I awoke she was
>asleep, arms up and tucked behind her head. My face was resting near her
>breast, but I was more aware of the oily nest of her armpit then I was of
>her well-formed mams. The pheromones were incredible. They lit up my
>neurons like a pinball machine. I was crazed. I plunged my face into
>that pit and inhaled, again, again......
>
NEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


>Ahem. Oh well. So are these terms defined somewhere or what?
>
>--
>Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
>hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
>hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
>
-- 
my name is mike and i'm a .sig-a-holic, i have been virtually .sig free for
ten days now, my life is so much clearer, i pledge to do my best to never
have a long .sig again.  i don't need one because i'm good enough, i'm smart
enough and god darnit, people like me.  ob info: mlsa@lehigh.edu, mike
sherman phone# 758-0207 disclaimer, we don't neeeed no steeenking disclaimer.
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rejuvinate your youth.
Date: 18 Dec 92 16:42:51 GMT
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA



In article <BzFLtB.8vn@cantua.canterbury.ac.nz> mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris) writes:

   I kicked the shit out of the bathroom
   door this morning!
   -- 
   Cosmik Debris -- "You are what you eat"


Wouldn't it be easier to just flush?  You know, the little handle on
the chair with the water in it?
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Liquid TV
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 11:15:51 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <1fufnfINNn4r@girtab.usc.edu>, 5150 writes:

> 
> Every time i see "Winter Steele", I can't help but think "This is cj's life
> in about 10 years or so."

I read that as 'cj's killfile', and assumed you were paranoid.

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: graeme@fulcrum.co.uk (Graeme Hodgson)
Subject: Re: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Summary: Strange alien happenings
Keywords: HO HO HO and a little bit of oh yeah!  Snigger. (And apologies.)
Organization: Fulcrum Communications
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 17:21:02 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.200737.368@clipper.ingr.com> kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:
>
>     My wife and I were doing some channel surfing late Friday night
>and came across this screen gem after stopping on TBS's totally
>(100%) weird movie night. Not that the movie was bizarre, but if you
>take the time to read the closing credits you will notice that
>Girmar (the small martian girl) is in reality none other than
>Pia Zadora.

'Is right.

I guess that's what you call a 36B movie. Ha ha.

--
Hodj
Email to graeme@fulcrum.co.uk     |        <witty quote pending>
 - whenever the mood takes you.   |
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short very shameful confession
Date: 20 Dec 1992 23:52:55 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1992Dec20.184357.26037@black.ox.ac.uk> thchemb4@oxford.ac.uk (Tom Weston) writes:
>"I went through moral conflict. I could not sleep for a long time in the 
>preparation of my new work. I had to go to the depths of my own sexuality,
>my own mortality  to be able to remove  fear, guilt and shame from myself.
>All this has been removed for the viewer. So when the viewer sees it they are
>in the realm of the Sacred Heart of Jesus. "
>
>Jeff Koons, justifying an exhibition showing him screwing his wife, in
>great detail. 
>
>....I love art. It's the integrity you know.

Yeah, jeff koons.  the man has the integrity to make hellacious amounts
of money in art-world arbitrage; by commissioning low-culture kitsch 
objects from skilled, yet anonymous craftsmen working with fine materials
and reselling them in galleries at x000% markup, he's been able to
prove what we already knew, which is that connoisseurs will buy 
anything if it has the right cachet.

AjD
chris burden was 
a lot more entertaining
and never even tried to
fuck his wife at the
Venice Bienniale.
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SWFemales ISO SWM
Date: 17 Dec 1992 23:49:59 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1992Dec17.044242.23756@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>in alt.personals, <RAH135@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>)hello!  WE ARE TWO GOOD LOOKING FEMALES WHO ARE LOOKING FOR A GOOD
[...]
>
>$5 bucks to the first person to post this....
>
>Subject: Re: SBFemales ISO SBM
>ARE TWO BAAAAD LOOKING FEMALES WHO ARE LOOKING FOR SOME BAAAAD TIME.
[...]

Roger Carasso, the only person left on the net who
remembers how to find jive(6).

				--Blair
				  "Makes you wonder why they
				   call it a PC-compatible..."
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: blinks
Date: 17 Dec 92 01:58:59 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.
In-reply-to: sabbott@nmsu.edu's message of 16 Dec 92 00:33:55 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.003355.9239@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
> I am tired, I amuse myself by listening to the smacking sound my 
> eyelids make as I open and close them.

Heh.  You should try this on EEG audio-feedback.
Little screams like dying hampsters.
Ten minutes listening to that, and for the next week you'll walk around
with eyes red from keeping them open all the time.

-Tom
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: almost a conversion
Date: 17 Dec 92 10:26:54 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

I have eaten the Vivarin, and I can feel its holy power coursing through me!

Oh, wait, that's just static electricity from the damn carpet.... Never
mind....

					--Joachim
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: Marketing Trends which must be encouraged
Organization: t.b
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 21:33:50 GMT

hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu (that Joachim thing) writes:
> In article <75700@apple.apple.COM>, bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
> > TOGO's is now selling a turkey, stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce
> > sandwich.
> > 
> > What more need be said?
> > 
> > mr HEINOUS
> 
> What, no mayo?
> Hmmm... what IS that white stuff, then?

     You are a stupid asshole.  Shut the fuck up.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: ssc (Re: Will I go to hell just for thinking this?)
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 13:29:46 GMT

jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:


>just this weekend, having developed a newfound appreciation for my family
>after spending the prime of my December bitching out my wife and
>misanthropically ranting through Bellevue Square Christmas shopping for
>nephews and nieces I hardly know, I shared with her my heartfelt
>desire to someday acquire a portrait of my illustrious ancestor, the
>Ancient Yuletide Carroll.

>And that's why she had to kill me all.

The proper finish to this should have been:

"And that's why I had to kill the mall."

You're welcome.

----
mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: ssc: sioux s. conf.
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 05:46:24 GMT

In article <92346.001000CBM102@psuvm.psu.edu> CBM102@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>
>                              Long-Haired Freak (w/brain)

	uh, hmmm? does the brain cost extra? yes? oh well, i'll just take 
	two of the long-haired freaks then. ya, wrap them for me, they're 
	a surprise for my rottweiler.

--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: maupb@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J L Saunders)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bizarre lyrics
Date: 15 Dec 1992 14:47:14 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <1gkppnINNfj5@violet.csv.warwick.ac.uk> maupb@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J L Saunders) writes:

%ObTB: Have you ever noticed the frequent lack of omnibusses from "omnibus"
%      editions?

Sorry, that should have been omnibi, of course.

Jason
-- 
    "Merry Xvob!"      Jason L Saunders [ RouE ]       "Merry Xvob!"
                     email: maupb@csv.warwick.ac.uk
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: Detachable Penis
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 20:36:35 GMT

bungle@cellar.org (Mr. Bungle) writes:

>    MYSTICAL SHIT -- Surely a classic.  With songs like "Jesus Was Way Cool," 
>        "Take Stuff from Work," and "Wuss"

"Take Stuff from Work" is one of the coolest tracks ever made.

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Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu