HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: Re: ASCII Pics
Organization: The Ohio State University
 <1992Aug21.115936.25024@abekrd.co.uk>
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 20:47:11 GMT

IN Message-ID: <1992Aug21.115936.25024@abekrd.co.uk>
graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths) WRITES
>
>In <92232.192221JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu (Joe Carlson) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Aug19.101046.25475@email.tuwien.ac.at>, nino@vmars.tuwien.ac.at
>>(Marinos Yannikos) says:
>
>>>:
>>>: B52 BUFF (contributed by Mary Shafer shafer@skipper.dfrf.nasa.gov, from
>>>:           a signature by rutgers!faatcrl!jimb)
>
>>>Very nice, but this guy forgot to draw the british soldiers that were killed
>>>in the bombing...
>
>>          too bad the british soldiers don't know how to read a map, eh?
>
>
>	Yeah and too bad the USAF can't recognise friendly tanks.....

	Too bad nobody reconized that "this guy" is probably not
an appropriate pronoun for someone named "Mary".  Too bad nobody
reconized the picture as a B52 BUFF.  American Helicopters killed
a bunch of British soldiers, not bombers.

sheesh

j.p.Papai
From: bh419@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ted B Samsel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: POLACK JOKES
Date: 19 Aug 92 11:46:16 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.1992Aug19.114616.17580
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)


What does a Danish pig say?

NORSK, NORSK.

Why is it that scandahoovians can tell ethnic jokes w impunity?

-- 
Ted....
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: IN TIME
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 15:12:12 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.205735.582@ccsvax.sfasu.edu> z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
>
>THERE WOLF.  THERE CASTLE.
>WHY ARE YOU TALKING THAT WAY?
>I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO.
>
>
>WHAT DO I NEED, A WALKING LICENSE?
                           ^^^^^^^<------------Congratulations.
>LETHAL WEAPON 3


Now all you need to do is locate the caps lock key.

-- 
Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
From: syspb@smartstar.com (Paul)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Confuscious says.......
Date: 21 Aug 92 23:55:23 GMT
Organization: SmartStar Corp. / Signal Technolgy Inc.

Here's one I saw a while ago:

Confucious say...

   Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.
From: syspb@smartstar.com (Paul)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Date: 13 Aug 92 17:04:13 GMT
Organization: nonE

Here are a few machine names I'd like to see:

Uranus, Roid, Porky, Booger, Boner, Bimbo, Bilbo, Harpo, Snafu, Bootme,
Herpes, Slimer, Stinky, Cheech, Chong, RoacH

We have a problem here with workstations.  Every few days management
desides to take somebodys workstation and give it to somebody else.
We actually did name one of them Uranus, and nobody wanted to use it.
Finally, somebody did get stuck with it.  They made us change the name
to Pluto.  A disgusting nodename will make other people stay away from
your workstation.
From: kml@cellar.org (Lazlo Hoover Toth)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The REAL Rules
Date: 19 Aug 92 12:29:35 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


Contrary to the earlier posting, these are the REAL Rules, written by
me yesterday.

                          THE REAL RULES

1.  THE MALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES.

2.  Dammit, it is not cold in here.  It's warm.  Get a blanket.

3.  If you don't like it, that's not my problem.

4.  THE MAN IS NEVER WRONG.

5.  You got a problem with that?  I don't care.

6.  If it appears that the man is wrong, it is always a direct result 
of something the woman said or did wrong.

7.  If Rule #6 applies, the female must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding and go get the man a beer and sit down, I can't
see the game.

8.  THE MAN IS NEVER LATE.

9.  If he is late, it's because a certain person with very cold feet 
kept him up all night by stealing the covers.

10.  The female must limit her goodbyes to 30 minutes each, or 15 minutes
each at a very large family gathering with people she sees every week.

11. THE MAN BALANCES THE CHECKBOOK.

12. The female must under no circumstances be allowed near all those
numbers so as to eliminate confusion.

13. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE LIKE THAT?  AND I HAPPEN TO LIKE TO USE
THE REMOTE ALL THE TIME.  THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR.


-Just so we get the rules straight.
KML.

This message may not be rebroadcast without the express written consent of 
the Baltimore Orioles and Major League Baseball.  Send $2 for transcripts to
  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com  - My other account is a Mercedes.
From: s1073863@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Norman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Confuscious says...
Date: 20 Aug 92 12:27:23 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.



How about these:

Confuscious says: "Man who go to bed worrying about sex problem, usually wake
                   up with solution on stomach!"

Confuscious says: "Wife not part of furniture, unitl screwed on bed!"

My 20c worth...

Andrew Norman.

                   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                   |            Andrew Norman.           |
                   |   s1073863.giaec.cc.monash.edu.au   |
                   | Monash University College Gippsland.|
                   |     Switchback Road, Churchill,     |
                   |         Victoria, Australia.        |
                   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: kirkwood@qucis.queensu.ca (Scott Kirkwood)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom humor
Date: 16 Aug 92 22:12:07 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Computing & Information Science, Queen's University at Kingston

This is probably an old one.

Acme John Wayne Toilet Paper:
     Rough and tough 
     and don't take not sh*t from nobody.

-------------------- kirkwood@qucis.queensu.ca ----------------------
  YAAAAP - Yet Another Association Against Acronym Proliferation
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
From: cescript@mtu.edu (Charles Scripter)
Subject: Re: Guns don't kill ...
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 22:06:42 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.122403.1035@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu>,
bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church) writes:

> In article <1992Aug18.185817.25515@cbfsb.cb.att.com> osan@cbnewsb.cb.att.com
> (Mr. X) writes:
> 
> >	PS, any of you have any opinions on someone starting law school at 34?
> 
> Why not, I knew a guy who became a male prostitute at 36.

That was a low blow....  ;-)

-- 
Charles Scripter   *   cescript@phy.mtu.edu
Dept of Physics, Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI 49931
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: prem@phd.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Subject: Re: Use the word...
Reply-To: prem@phd.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 20:05:12 GMT

>In article <92224.104036MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>, <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>
>> Any other "Use the word" jokes out there? There'd better be, or I'll start

	From an old episode of "Mind your Language", a British TV series....

	English Teacher : Use the word INDISPOSITION......
	Student (Greek) : Every Saturday I play football. I am always the 
			  goalkeeper, because I like playing in-dis-position.


	Prem!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: carrollj@wm-mercer.ca (Jim Carroll)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Organization: William M. Mercer Limited, Toronto, Ontario
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 14:48:42 GMT

In article <902@ceylon.gte.com> DKelley@bunny.gte.com (Dawn Kelley) writes:
>In article <1992Jul17.210441.1@camins.camosun.bc.ca>, 
>comptec90012@camins.camosun.bc.ca writes:
>> >>>Does anybody out there have any funny Band names?
>> > 
>> > Any others?
>
>How about:
>
>Pot Belly and the Two Stoves?
>
>
>Dawn Kelley
>GTE Labs
>DKelley@bunny.gte.com

One I heard of some years back in Toronto was:

Johnny Circumcision and the Four Skins

Obviously didn't hit the big time....	;-)

-- 
Jim Carroll - carrollj@wm-mercer.ca
-{ Standard Disclaimer in effect .... }-
"Ich weiss nicht, was soll das mir bedeuten."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pat@rousku.kau.vtt.fi (Pasi Antero Tervonen)
Subject: Re: Joke protests
Organization: Technical Research Centre of Finland, Machine Automation
	Laboratory
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 12:50:53 GMT

In article <1992Aug22.102109.22644@news.ysu.edu> ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller) writes:

>   Starting today, we shold post no:
>
>   1. ethnic jokes
>   2. religious jokes
>   3. jokes directed at children
>   4. jokes directed at animals
>   5. jokes directed at professions
>   6. blond jokes
>   7. gender jokes
>   8. gay jokes
>   9. political jokes
>   10. jokes about nationalism
>   11. jokes about minorities
>   12. jokes about public figures
>   -- 
>   *...your Friendly Neighborhood Atheist // "Peter...PETER!!  I can see    *
>   *      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // your house from here!"          *    
>   *                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // Jesus Christ, from the cross     *
>   ****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************

 So, what's left then?
Jokes about fruits? 
No fruit-jokes, 'cause they are minority. 

 
--
*   Pasi Tervonen               ****************       :  " No thanks,    
*   Insin`o'`o'rinkatu 60 B 73  *pat@kau.vtt.fi*  =8^) :   I got me own "
*   SF-33720 Tampere            *  931-163641  *       :      Smiley
*   Finland                     ****************       : in Ford Fairlane
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: WANTED: Strange License Plates Composite
From: Ricki Dulin <RICKI@wvnvm.wvnet.edu>
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 15:32:30 EDT

I have seen them here before so will someone please send me the file?

Thanks.
From: tmabthor@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Thomas M. Abthorpe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 1996 Olympics
Date: 12 Aug 1992 15:54:22 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

In article <1992Aug10.185547.26583@news.cs.brandeis.edu> chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>Hi! I don't know how many of you watched the closing ceremonies last night,
>but did you see the Atlanta mascot for the 1996 Olympics? It's this funny
>looking blue thing named Whatizit. In Atlanta, it has been dubbed "Spunky
>the Sperm" and "'Lil Squirt" by the local radio stations. They are having
>a contest to give it an official name... any suggestions?

Reminds me what a comedian said on Improv the other night:

Doc : I've got bad news and worser news

Patient : Give me the bad news first

Doc : You've got a sperm count of one

Patient : What could be worse?

Doc : (indicating size of, say a large walleye) it is this big, and it
	wants out NOW!

--
Thomas M. Abthorpe
tmabthor@Flash.LakeheadU.Ca 

Stupidity, like a virtue, is it's own reward!
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
From: bokenko@CS.ColoState.EDU (jeffrey scot bokenko)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: FORUM Mailing List
Date: 12 Aug 92 17:13:40 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Computer Science Department

In article <92224.103623MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:
>What the hell, I might as well.

Go ahead and sign me up to at

bokenko@beethoven.cs.colostate.edu


-- 
*****************************************************************************
Jeff Bokenko                       CONFUCIOUS SAY:  "He who fishes in another
bokenko@beethoven.cs.colostate.edu           man's well, often catches crab."
*****************************************************************************
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: thssapk@iitmax.iit.edu (([<{\_/}>]))
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Organization: Illinois Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 00:27:53 GMT

 eclipse@unixland.natick.ma.us (Mark Urbin) writes:
> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>
>>Hmmm. Did they have rocket launchers and semi-automatic rifles when the
>>second amendment was passed?  Just wondering?
>
>Hmmm. We certainly didn't have any radios or TV when the Bill of Rights were
>added to the constitution.  Should they be protected by the first ammendment?
>Just wondering?
>
Hmmmmmmm.   People, talk on radio and TV, so that makes it 'speech';
at least according to the dictionary.

Hhmmmmmm......do you think that every person, regardless of laziness,
ignorance, stupidity, borderline psychosis, irresponsibility, immorality,
incompetence, clumsiness, hyperactivity, creed, or color, has the right
to shoot at people with a gun?

Do you think that any or all of the above kinds of people would constitute
a 'well-regulated militia'?

Just wondering.........8)

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                         - Gen. D. A. Macarthur     \
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From: ria@dash.udev.cdc.com (Richard Askew)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom humor
Date: 14 Aug 92 13:33:59 GMT
Organization: Control Data Systems Inc., London
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

dstienek@gozer.idbsu.edu (Dan Stieneke) writes:
: In article <matt.713690499@unidata.ucar.edu> matt@unidata.ucar.edu (Matt Hicks) writes:
: >>Here I lie in stinky vapor,
: >>because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
: >>Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
: >>or shall I be forced to use my finger.
: >
: >"Here I lie...?!!" What odd bathroom habits. I think this person
: >will have trouble with or without paper.
: >--

Traditional in UK!

This wall is also available in paperback!

--
Richard 
Xref: sparky rec.humor:26318 rec.humor.d:2191 talk.bizarre:26414 alt.sex:26953 alt.sex.bestiality:1658
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bestiality
Subject: Re: Send Mail
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Date: 12 Aug 92 22:47:11 GMT
Organization: gte
Keywords: help

In article <9221911.4207@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>, grebo@ecr.mu.oz.au (Katherine_Louise WRIGHT) writes:
> In article <9208011137.40@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
> >In article <1992Jul30.132001.5873@iscsvax.uni.edu> longneck@nova.cs.uni.edu ( John Longnecker ) writes:
> >>This is a much belated reply to a jackalope comment that I had concern that
> >>people did not understand. This is related to the mating habits of 
> >>jackalope.
> >>
> >>BTW, I understand Elf!!! just has Omaha paint the fake female jackalope on 
> >>his bare butt. Don't know for sure, just a rumor.
> >
> >Next time, you should try painting a picture of a female jackelope butt
> >on your face.
> >
> 
> What in the zootlewurdel is a jackelope?!?!?!?
> 
> 

Jackelope: A rare abberation of nature found primarily in the southwestern
deserts of the United States.  This animal is a cross between a jack rabbit 
(hare) and an antelope.  This creature is know to be very persistent and 
violent, although attacks on humans are extremely, they are usually fatal 
(the victim usually bleeds to death from bites in the general vicinity of 
the gluteus maximus).  Jackelopes are also known to be voracious eaters: a 
single jackelope can consume 4 acres of corn in one night.  It is rumored 
that a full grown jackelope can kill and eat a full grown grizzly bear.  
The animals range in height from 36 to 72 inches (slightly less than 1 to 2 
meters).  If seen, do not provoke: drop all edible items and retreat *with*
*your*eyes*constantly*on*the*jackelope!  Do not attempt to shoot the 
jaceklope with anything less than a .357 magnum handgun or .270 Winchester 
rifle: they have very tough hides.  Be especially careful when you bend over 
in their native habitat.  It is also recommended that males scan the area 
carefully before urinating outdoors (urinating is the jackelopes way of 
marking its territory, the animal prevents other animals from marking its 
territory by removing the animal's ability to mark territory.)    



-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: IN TIME
Date: 13 Aug 92 20:57:35 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

In article <92226.101042MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>, MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:
>>>A STITCH IN TIME WOULD HAVE CONFUSED ENSTIEN.
>>Certainly would have! Enstien didn't even get past the third grade.
>>I think the chap you're thinking of is Lichenstein... No, that's a country.
>>Ah ha! Epstein! No, a character in Biloxi Blues. Ensign! Nope. Don't worry!
>>I'll sit here until I think of it.
>>
>>-- Sal "Engine? No... Steinfink! No. Aw hell." Desiano
> 
> I think he ment Frankenstein
> or was that Frankensteen
> frankenstone?
> -ara
> 
> No, No, No. It's Igor.
> Well, back there, they told me it was Igor.
> Well, they were wrong, weren't they.

THERE WOLF.  THERE CASTLE.
WHY ARE YOU TALKING THAT WAY?
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO.


WHAT DO I NEED, A WALKING LICENSE?
LETHAL WEAPON 3
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: The story so far
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 19:46:31 GMT

NOTE: The following story contains attempts at humour.  Please treat it that
way.  This _is_ rec.humor, afterall.  It is not alt.flame, talk.politics, or
can.general.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
The story so far:

Denis Beauregard posts the lame old joke about Canada coming from the
Spanish "Aca-nada".

I see my opportunity, and followup with an admittedly even lamer joke about
the Quebecois not listening properly to Mohawks, even back then.  (Because
the indians used the word kanata to mean 'village', not 'land'.)  The first
part of the post refers to 'ignorant americans' who actually _believe_ the
first explanation.  (The author of the book "The Story Behind the Word" is
one such ignorant american.)

I get three mail messages
 1. From somebody who I usually see in comp.lang.c and
 alt.folklore.computers, telling me that it wasn't funny, so I shouldn't be
 posting to rec.humor.  Obviously he didn't read the whole post, because he
 only referred to the first part of my post.

 2. From somebody else, telling me that political discussions don't belong
 in rec.humor.

 3. From Denis himself, telling me that Quebec listens to Mohawks, because
 the Mohawks in Quebec listen to each other.  He also explained that it was
 the Hurons who talked to Cartier, not Mohawks.  (I accidentally said
 Champlain, rather than Cartier.  Sorry, I my mind was on the bike ride I
 was on my way to - Champlain Lookout in Gatineau Park)

Then Denis follows up with a similar message to his mail message, but then
tells the world that I'm responsible for Quebec separtism, because I'm only
_learning_ french, not fluent in it.  (I made another attemped joke about my
french pronunciation.)

Sheesh - Not only are my jokes misunderstood, but now I'm responsible for
the break up of Canada.  I think I'll stay in alt.folklore.urban, where they
recognize an attempt at humour when they see it!

At least somebody followed up with the joke about the Oka Mohawk who got a
hole-in-one.
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Any body who wishes to discuss the political ramifications of what I have
just posted can write to me, and I will send them a closed captioned version
for the humor impaired.  (THAT'S ANOTHER JOKE, I DON'T REALLY HAVE A CLOSED
CAPTIONED VERSION.)


-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com
(This is not an official opinion/statement of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"There is nothing wrong with making up .signature quotes, but... make *new*
ones." - Apologies to Henry Spencer and D.Sim
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jalapeno@leland.Stanford.EDU (J. Bradley Materick)
Subject: Sick joke
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 20:28:11 GMT


Here's a joke that just made me fall down laughing when I heard it:

Q:  Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?


A:   So you can see the expression on its face!!

(I've got a pretty sick mind I guess... MWOOOHAW HAW ha ha ha)

Jalapeno


-- 
J. Bradley Materick
jalapeno@leland.stanford.edu
P.O. Box 14707 Stanford CA, 94309
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Bathroom Humor (sort of)
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 16:34:46 GMT

     This could have been written anywhere, but I read it
in a bathroom, so ...

In typical Christian fervor someone in the stall had
written:

     JESUS SAVES

Underneath it an equally ardent writer had scribbled:

     AND PASSES THE PUCK TO GRETSKY, WHO SHOOTS
     AND SCORES!!!!!!!
From: ria@dash.udev.cdc.com (Richard Askew)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Writing Checklist
Date: 20 Aug 92 15:37:57 GMT
Organization: Control Data Systems Inc., London, UK.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

tking@eng.auburn.edu (Thomas L. King) writes:
: 
:                          WRITING CHECKLIST
: 
: 1.  Don't use no double negatives.
: 
: 2.  About them sentence fragments.
: 
: 3.  Try to not ever split infinitives.
: 
: 4.  Verbs has to agree with their antecedents.
: 
: 5.  Between you and I, case is important.
: 
: 6.  Correct spelling is essentail.
: 
: 7.  When dangling, watch your participles.
: 
: 8.  Use your apostrophe's correctly.
: 
: 9.  Avoid cliches like the plague.
: 
: 10. Don't use commas, that aren't neccessary.
: 
: 11. Proofread you writing.

AND:

  12. A preposition is what a sentence ends in.
--
Richard Askew
Real Email Addr: ria@cdl.cdc.com
FAX (+44) 81 848 3134
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca (Tony Kasvand)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 18:34:23 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.142830.6596@dragon.acadiau.ca> 890232a@dragon.acadiau.ca (Steve Astels) writes:
>>>Taxi Cab Drivers
>>>Prison Reform
>>>Government Subsidies
>>>Foriegn Imports
>>>Strip Mining
>>>System Manager
>>rec.humor.funny
>
>Here in Canada one of our favorites is "American Intellegence"

    Watch out Steve, they can use "Canadian Army"


-- 
Tonis Kasvand      | " The only Canadian secret the world may be interested  
Ottawa, Canada     | to discover... How can Canadians party all night and   
kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca| still function in the morning! "    
                                  - The Royal Canadian Air Farce
From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Date: 12 Aug 92 16:55:11 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University


On a recent thread, people have posted "Funny Names" of people and 
bands. How about Professional Wrestlers and Strippers. An example 
of each: Dirty Rhodes and Pussy Galore (a la James Bond femme 
fatale).

Speaking of band names; the other day, after 20+ years, I saw 
Barbarella again and the inspiration for the band, Duran Duran. It is 
still a fun flick - dumb, but fun.

Doc to Spock "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?"  You had to listen 
close, but that's what he really said.


//Some people don't know the difference\\
//between a grin and a grimace.              \\
                    /s/Dennis