HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Furr@cup.portal.com (George Dalton Madison)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Madonna bashing
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 22:08:53 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
    <1992Sep25.150244.17638@osf.org> <1992Sep25.163846.605@macc.wisc.edu>  
  <1992Sep25.220639.27347@osf.org> <66623@cup.portal.com>
  <thaaang.717650371@cwis>

John Dorrance writes:
>Furr@cup.portal.com (George Dalton Madison) writes:
>>Ahem, well, I *was* somewhat tempted at motss.con, but as I am
>>in reality a *shy* and *retiring* forest creature, particularly
>>around those who have declared partners....
>
>But George, you silly goose, I *don't* have a declared partner.

Yes, but I was talking about Robert Coren (and John Gintell, of
course), not yourself.  ;-{)##]

>(if I strain real hard kin I grow a beard?)

This is a question only you can answer.  What the result might
be is impossible to guess.
 
() Do not be deceived. Revolutions do not run backwards.
()      -- A. Lincoln, railsplitter, lawyer, imperialist
-----
[> George D. Madison | NBCS: B8f+t+w-e+s+k+a!cv | Just say NO to razors! <]
[> It's a BEAR thing -- you wouldn't understand. <|> furr@cup.portal.com <]
From: dyer@spdcc.com (Steve Dyer)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Surnames (was: TERMS OF ENDEARMENT)
Date: 28 Sep 92 21:09:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: spdcc.1992Sep28.210929.16751
Organization: S.P. Dyer Computer Consulting, Cambridge MA

In article <1992Sep25.142919.16663@osf.org> coren@osf.org (Robert Coren) writes:
>> Well, it wasn't until Markus Kizer's dinner last month that
>> I realized that I'd been calling John "Jintell" for the past 4 years.
>What's this? I wasn't aware that you even *knew* John 4 years ago.
>SOmebody's been holding out on me...

I wasn't even aware that I *knew* John right now <snif>, but doesn't
meeting you both at a GCN sustainers' dinner count for anything?

>>  I guess I'm lucky I never phoned...
>Would you really have used his surname if you had?

You're right; I'm sure I'd have been speechless.

-- 
Steve Dyer
dyer@ursa-major.spdcc.com aka {ima,harvard,rayssd,linus,m2c}!spdcc!dyer
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: glp@fig.citib.com (Greg Parkinson)
Subject: Re: Paul Jabara
Originator: glp@merlin
Organization: Citibank IBISM
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 15:52:18 GMT


In article <1aqs4sINN2ld@mizar.usc.edu>, adolphso@mizar.usc.edu (adolphson) writes:
 
|> There are probably at most only two degrees of separation between Greg 
|> and me.  Unless once, when I wasn't paying any attention....
|> 
|> AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!  *NO*!  I couldn't have!

I'm sure that I was much too forward-looking in
dress and attitude for Arne to have noticed me.

Brutish, even.
 
|> > Keep up those smooches.  I loove it when my friends get along.
|> 
|> Oh dear.  Greg, *please* say something mean about me.

Plastic Leis?  In the 70's?  Puhleeze.  And platform
shoes worn without irony during *any* period indicate
an inability to differentiate between making fun of
fashion trends and the punishment-seeking thinking that 
fashion trends will make *you* fun.

How was that?

-- 
Greg Parkinson                  Phone: 212-657-7814  Fax: 212-825-8607
Citibank,111 Wall Street        E-Mail: glp@fig.citib.com
New York, New York  10043
The opinions expressed are my own and not those of the big 'ol bank.
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: kls4344@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Person in flux)
Subject: Re: TERMS OF ENDEARMENT
Reply-To: kls4344@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 18:27:06 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.131305.26146@panix.com>, mara@panix.com (Mara Chibnik) 
writes:
>dyer@spdcc.com (Steve Dyer), out of sympathy for Greg Parkinson, writes:
> >My aunt (my mother's sister), and no one else, used to call me "Pookie".
> >I never figured out why,
>
>Why she did or why nobody else did?

The question for me is why "Pookie"?

Katie, who thinks her question is _really_ important too
From: gklein@uoft02.utoledo.edu (Gary Klein, bear at heart)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Bears in banking
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:44:28 EST
Organization: Carlson Library, Univ of Toledo

In article <iss2RB5w164w@penn.Gwinnett.COM>, bfbear@penn.Gwinnett.COM (Penn 
   Collins) writes:
> crombie@iisat.alt.ns.ca writes:
> 
>> At the risk of encouraging more bear babble, I thought I'd share this
>> exciting news from the heady world of ursine finance.

     Reading this with baited breath (as a dutiful reader of the daily trade 
paper THE AMERICAN BANKER for the past 17 years) I find the response:

> there can NEVER be enough "bear babble"...
> growf!

     WAIT A MINUTE!

     Did I miss something when I fell asleep during last week's SATURDAY NIGHT
LIVE?  
-- 
                                               "Librarian, Leather bound"
Gary Klein,   Business Librarian,  (Univ of Toledo)           * * * * 
PO Box 12650                  Toledo OH  43606-0250            *   *   
(w): 419-537-2629      fac2813@uoft01                            *   
(h): 419-243-2740      fac2813@uoft01.utoledo.edu         B4 t+ w- g s+ k
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: twpierce@unix.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce)
Subject: Re: usenet.age
Organization: Amherst College, Amherst MA
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:58:49 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.162436.7400@macc.wisc.edu> anderson@macc.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson) writes:
>
>In article <1992Sep28.151519.20331@osf.org> coren@osf.org
>(Robert Coren) writes:
>
>]Gotta love this guy.
>
>I know at least two people who do.

Oh?  Are you a multitasking beast, Nelson?  Does that mean there's
hope after all?

(I just love a man who puts Malaclypse the Younger in his .plan.  Keep
*that* in mind, Arne honey.)

-- 
____ Tim Pierce                / "You are just naive and repressed because
\  / twpierce@unix.amherst.edu /  penis envy is here and it's now and it's
 \/ (BITnet: TWPIERCE@AMHERST) /  all around you." -- Neal C. Wickham
From: richard@Apple.COM (a flying squirrel)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: evil twins
Date: 30 Sep 92 23:11:44 GMT
Organization: Xiola Blue

Jess:

>My, they *do* sound like such a yummy pair!

And so eager to please as well.

>Hotel Tonic Des Halles where Frederic and I had our
>love-nest and we first sipped Suze together), by far the

I was left with the impression that your love-nest was one
of the auto-potties (admission: FF2,00) on the street.  How
silly of me.  I have the bottle of Suze waiting here in Pacifica
for you, by the way.

>Please sir, the winters here being rather chilly, may I have
>them both, do you think?  As an added inducement to them, I

No!  What I meant is that you get them *both* for the winter, and
then send them westward for the summer.  Equal access to be equated
with the equinox, doncha know.

>might point out that I am a *divine* (if immodest) cook, and
>I know growing boys always like to eat.  The little matter
>of their studies I'm sure we can work out -- after all, I
>ain't in the networks group for nothin'!

I am sure you will find a way to feed them both in many ways.
SLIP them a bit of data (something to byte on), some tea (see pee?)
to drink...
-- 
a flying squirrel is: richard@apple.com  Apple Computer Inc.

i'm your girl            friend
i'm your squirrel        friend
i'm your round the world friend

cruising: vidi, vici, veni.
From: Minotaur@cup.portal.com (Frank - Swilling)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: demuffining
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 20:25:40 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <lchnpgINNsr4@spim.mti.sgi.com>
  <1992Sep30.013951.6901@cbnewsl.cb.att.com>
  <1992Sep30.152359.8493@microsoft.com>

Frank Maloney, who is surely the *second* most popular boy here, sez:

>Not that I'm disagreeing with Ry, cause I wouldn't want anyone not to
>like me, but I'd just like to say, if I may, that maybe if Jeff just

How could anyone not like you?  Your name is Frank, fergodsake!
Haven't you taken a good hard look at your birth certificate?  Trust me,
lovable is our middle name.  (Not that you *need* any more middle names.)
We *own* this town, bucko.  Now just smile and and wink and give everybody
a hug.  Just watch 'em turn to mush.

I only hope that you are fortunate enough to be left-handed, as well.

>Frank Richard Aloysius Jude Maloney
              ^   or   ^

Frank
      ^
Minotaur@cup.portal.com
Xref: sparky soc.motss:40620 talk.politics.misc:47990 ca.politics:8219 ba.politics:5659
From: rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue)
Newsgroups: soc.motss,talk.politics.misc,ca.politics,ba.politics
Subject: Re: No on 9
Date: 26 Sep 92 17:05:07 GMT
Followup-To: talk.politics
Organization: insert anything here

In article <12517@optilink.UUCP> cramer@optilink.UUCP (Clayton Cramer) writes:

	Removed from soc.motss per the soc.motss FAQ which apparently
is verboten reading at Optilink.

	Back in the old days we could count on newsadmins to be responsible
for their sites.  Can anyone suggest a solution to this?  I think after
a year of this misuse of the net, that we've merited some kind of
plenary indulgence.

	Would a discussion of this be suitable for news.admin?
Something needs to be done, and the passive nature of the net "let
things work out on their own" simply isn't working in the case where 
people such as Cr*m*r refuse to follow simple rules regarding improper
cross-posting.  Since there are several forums for this sort of
discussion, this isn't a first amendment issue in any way.  IT's just
continual discourtesy and rudeness for the sole purpose of being
insinuating.
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: anderson@macc.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson)
Subject: Re: astrology and YOU
Organization: Madison Academic Computing Center, UW-Madison
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 04:44:32 GMT


In article <1992Oct5.210759.11987@PacBell.COM>
rjwill6@PacBell.COM (Rod Williams) writes:

>Speaking of cusps...  Irish birth certificates didn't (do
>they now?) record the time of birth, only the date, when I
>came into the world on November 22, 1952.

Oho, the big four-oh, comin' up!

>so I guess I'll never *really*
>know if I'm a Scorpio or a Sagittarius (fortunately, we
>Scorps aren't *that* dumb :-)).

Lissen, honey, I have this gut sense that says you're a
Scorpio.  Scorpio rules the generative organs and all the
Scorps I know are *obsessed* by sex.  This obsession fits
(!) nicely with my own (Taurus, the earthiest of the earth
signs), so I notice these things.

-- 
Jess Anderson <> Madison Academic Computing Center <> University of Wisconsin
Internet: anderson@macc.wisc.edu <-best, UUCP:{}!uwvax!macc.wisc.edu!anderson
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Room 3130 <> 1210 West Dayton Street / Madison WI 53706 <> Phone 608/262-5888
From: ro@panix.com (r l reid)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: CABAL stuff
Date: 5 Oct 92 16:44:18 GMT
Organization: MOTSS CABAL, NO MORE CHINESE FOOD DIVISION

In article <1992Oct4.231304.4005@spdcc.com> rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue) writes:
>>  Turn in your card.
>
>	Heh.... Hey George, he might have you there...

I dunno - wouldn't your average bear (not that George is in anyway
average - for one thing he has WONDERFUL taste in food (surprising
for a cigar smoker, but I shouldn't say anything since I have no
desire to go back to the disco, sir))  - wouldn't your average bear
prefer to find a nice cache of berries and honey to having to
go down to the stream and go to all the trouble of catching fish?

Dinner out can be done in NYC, BTW, Geo. - you do need to choose
the place carefully, but plenty of places would be downright honored
to serve you your pasta undrowned.  And you can even get good
Chinese beyond the usual pathetic so-called Buddha's delight
(generally a plate of limp steamed vegetables).

-- 
		r l reid	ro@panix.com
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: twpierce@unix.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce)
Subject: Re: Motssers in history
Organization: Amherst College, Amherst MA
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 21:14:04 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.075802.3074@reed.edu> nelson@reed.edu (Nelson Minar) writes:

>ObInnuendo - "Thorn-in-the-Flesh"?!

Aka Li Min Hua.  Louie publishes some rather diverting stuff in
ANYTHING THAT MOVES from time to time.

-- 
____ Tim Pierce                / "You are just naive and repressed because
\  / twpierce@unix.amherst.edu /  penis envy is here and it's now and it's
 \/ (BITnet: TWPIERCE@AMHERST) /  all around you." -- Neal C. Wickham
From: rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Civil War in Oregon
Date: 29 Sep 92 15:34:02 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: insert anything here

cjmchale@dsg.cs.tcd.ie (Ciaran McHale) writes:
>This thread seems to have become a flame war about Melmon's postings to
>soc.motss. Since Melmon doesn't post here, I think it might be
>appropriate for people to watch the newsgroups line and keep it out of
>soc.bi.

>[I've set followups to soc.motss]

	Soc.motss is not soc.bi's disposal.

	Follow-ups redirected to where they really belong.

BBC
From: Furr@cup.portal.com (George Dalton Madison)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: CABAL stuff
Date: Mon,  5 Oct 92 22:24:38 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <1992Oct5.022910.12988@spdcc.com> <1992Oct5.031910.15704@spdcc.com>

BBC queries:
>And what's this BearCabal?

*I* will never tell.  ;-{)##]

>Waldeaux insists he did not authorize it,

Probably because it's none of his business.  *LIVE* Bears
only.
 
() My teeth are painful. I can't bend anything.
()      -- Anonymous ESL student
-----
[> George D. Madison | NBCS: B8f+t+w-e+s+k+a!cv | Just say NO to razors! <]
[> It's a BEAR thing -- you wouldn't understand. <|> furr@cup.portal.com <]
From: Minotaur@cup.portal.com (Frank - Swilling)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Ours flamb'e
Date: Sat,  3 Oct 92 12:25:05 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <66703@cup.portal.com> <!!_p-ar.jfh@netcom.com> <36168@hoptoad.uucp>

Laura Creighton, who doesn't realize that she's in a coma,
dreaming the whole thing, sez, regarding the SF heat wave:

>Oh, hell, and I thought it was my 106 degree fever which was
>driving it all up. rats! glad to get back, gang...

>Laura

Eek!  106 degrees?  Quick Arnold, give us a recipe for Boiled Brains!
What a feast we have in store:  Boiled Brain de Laura and Poached Pod
du Cabal, with a nice Anti-Cabal Antipasto. My, my, soc.motss is going
to turn me into a gastronomic heavyweight yet.

But seriously, Laura, what happened to you and are you over it?

Frank
Minotaur@cup.portal.com
From: ro@panix.com (r l reid)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Ah, Fashion.
Date: 5 Oct 92 17:06:16 GMT
Organization: MOTSS CABAL, NO MORE CHINESE FOOD DIVISION

In article <67144@cup.portal.com> Furr@cup.portal.com (George Dalton Madison) writes:
> 
>I don't particularly like that phrase, but then the only time
>I feel like a "victim" w/r/to clothing is when all the local
>stores within easy reach are out of my size of 501's. ;-)

I don't know where they get this advanced technology, but it can't
be a coincidence.  Somehow, they KNOW when a person is coming into
a store, and they KNOW what a person wants, and they hide that
person's size of what they want.  Everytime I need a pair of shoes,
this happens.

It doesn't seem like the way to make a buck.

-- 
		r l reid	ro@panix.com
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: cbe@unlinfo.unl.edu (cbe)
Subject: Re: Ah, Fashion.
Organization: University of Nebraska - Lincoln
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 04:16:08 GMT

rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue) writes:

>cbe@unlinfo.unl.edu (cbe) writes:
>>but with mate?

>	Um, yeah, not that it really matters.  You're just adding
>another externalized "test" (well, he might talk a great game but if he
>can't land the bohunk of his dreams, he's a failure of course).

>	But to answer your question, yes.

>	And to reply to something else you said: yes what I originally
>posted is 101% idealistic, and will never hit "ground truth reality"
>but then few things ever do or will.  But it's sure easier being
                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>happy with yourself than feeling you'd be better off if you were
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>someone else.
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No argument here.

Colburn Eigen                            H|u> = E|u>
(sadly realizing the limitations of the medium)
From: adolphso@mizar.usc.edu (adolphson)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Ah, Fashion.
Date: 6 Oct 1992 18:11:06 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: mizar.usc.edu

In article <1992Oct6.180650.810@hemlock.cray.com> 
steven@cray.com (Steven Levine) writes:
| In article <1992Oct6.205433.20980@spdcc.com>
| rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue) writes:
|
| >...But somehow I've managed to get by in the last 29.985 years...
|
| This is a hint, right? 

*No*!

|  Were we supposed to plan a surprise
| party or something?  Is this a request for "happy
| birthday" messages to be broadcast on soc.motss on --
| is it October 11?

I've marked my calendar.

| Just this week Tim Pierce has told us that he will
| be 22 on November 11.  Was the entire astrology
| thread an attempt to get us to buy birthday presents
| for each other?

My birthday is December 9.  (My pants size, just in case
you're interested, is 31 x 36.  Medium shirts.  I adore
100% cotton and, of course, linen clothing.  I don't wear
ties.  Guerlain colognes are *really* nice.)

| -Steven Levine (and you all just missed mine)

Happy birthday!  And why aren't you in shul?!

Arne
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: astrology and YOU
From: mike@batpad.lgb.ca.us (mike batchelor)
Date: Sun, 04 Oct 92 13:23:48 PDT
Distribution: world               
Organization: The Batchelor Pad

stgprao@st.unocal.COM (Richard Ottolini) writes:
>
> I don't believe in it, but 25 years ago in High School I made and
> interpreted my birth chart according to the instructions in the Complete
> Astrologer.  I had the gay sign: Uranus square with Venus.  This is not an
> uncommmon feature.  If one defines square as 80-100 degree angle between
> planets, and this happens twice a year, then there is a 40/360 or one ninth
> chance of this occurring randomly.  Interesting, this fraction is about the
> same fraction of gay people in the population.

Yikes!  My Uranus is conjuct Venus!  In Scorpio, no less!

(Of course, anybody born between August 1957 and November 1970 will
have any conjuction with Uranus occurring in Scorpio, because this
is how long it takes Uranus to cross that sign.)



[] ---
[] Mike Batchelor <> Long Beach, California
[] mike@batpad.lgb.ca.us <or> mikebat@qdeck.com
From: adolphso@mizar.usc.edu (adolphson)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: enough already.
Date: 4 Oct 1992 02:27:22 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: mizar.usc.edu

In article <1992Oct4.051514.21434@spdcc.com> 
dyer@spdcc.com (Steve Dyer) writes:
> Speaking of gastronomy, have I ever served you that meal for 40 guests,
> _Spam in Allium_?

No.  Tallis about it.

Arne


Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: georgere@microsoft.com (George V. Reilly)
Subject: Re: CABAL stuff
Date: 02 Oct 92 02:33:42 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

George Madison snarls, just as we all expected he would:
) George Reilly idioticizes:
) > Oh, wait, you mean George MADISON.  I think it must be his
) > excess of hair.  The poor chap just needs a waxing and a good
) > haircut and a shave.

) Go boil yourself in sulfuric acid, shithead.

Ooh, I shouldn't have teased the bear.

) (Absolutely *NO* humor intended.)

No, there wouldn't be, would there.

Has it occurred to you, my namesake, that if you didn't
predictably and humourlessly respond every time someone
presses one of your hot buttons---be it shaving, twinks,
Unix vs. Amigas, or any of the rest---people might stop
doing it to get an easy rise out of you?
________________
George V. Reilly   <GeorgeRe@Microsoft.Com>   "B3 c- g- k r-"
From: sbrack@jupiter (Steven S. Brack)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: You know you've been reading news too long when...
Date: 29 Sep 92 01:28:55 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

[ Article crossposted from alt.folklore.computers ]
[ Author was pv@gagme.chi.il.us ]
[ Posted on Sun, 27 Sep 1992 00:01:35 GMT ]

..you see a jar of Motts Applesauce and wonder what the third sex is. PV
-- 
Paul Vader           Systems Analyst, semi-lurker, Rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us   ex-Zen poet, FOAF, and bleeding-heart liberal

--
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Toledo, OH  43613-1605 /                    \    brack@uoftcse.cse.utoledo.edu 
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Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: ry@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (ryerson.schwark)
Subject: Re: CABAL stuff
Organization: UNIX System Laboratories, Summit, NJ
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 15:29:17 GMT

In article <66865@cup.portal.com> Furr@cup.portal.com (George Dalton Madison) writes:
>Ry Schwark whines piteously:
>>Oh george, you poor dear.  Life would be so much easier for you if you
>>only had a sense of humor.
>
>Oh, I do.  But it only activates when there's something *funny* 
>for it to operate on.  You're just pathetic; not quite the same
>thing, you know.


Why thank you dear, I love you too.

Smooches,

Ry
ry@usl.com
From: mdrayton@sr.hp.com (Mike Drayton)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: "Advocate" editor interviewed on CNN
Date: 6 Oct 92 23:19:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: scd.Bvq3Gy.9wF
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Santa Clara Division
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1.1 PL5

adolphson (adolphso@mizar.usc.edu) wrote:
> 
> Hmmmm.  I've heard through the grapevine (and I trust
> the people on this relatively short and *very* clued-
> in vine) that the Advocate is mulling over how and when 
> to out someone *really* big in the family values cohort.  
> Does anyone know about this?  
-----------
Aww, Tucker Quayle _again_?  Or do you mean "*really* big" in a
different sense?

Mike Drayton      mdrayton@sr.hp.com       Hewlett-Packard Co.
                                           Santa Rosa, California
From: dyer@spdcc.com (Steve Dyer)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Ah, Fashion.
Date: 2 Oct 92 18:52:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: spdcc.1992Oct2.185246.28576
Organization: S.P. Dyer Computer Consulting, Cambridge MA

This perennial fashion tirade comes around like clockwork, usually
when Bob needs to get new flannel shirts at Sears and when he doesn't
feel like working on his thesis.

I still don't understand it at all after hearing it for what must be
four years now.  He's as looksist as the rest of us; it's just that his
criteria aren't mainstream.  I'm trying to imagine him giving a blond
twinkie a mercy fuck.  Hell would freeze over first.

-- 
Steve Dyer
dyer@ursa-major.spdcc.com aka {ima,harvard,rayssd,linus,m2c}!spdcc!dyer
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: blaze@westmark.Stanford.EDU (Suki)
Subject: Sad Humor
Organization: Stanford University
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 16:04:31 GMT


Hey there....
	For that sad but funny story of the day...

One of my friends told me this one...  She was walking down the street
with her lover when a couple of guys walked by and yelled "Lesies!"
Her lover turned around and yelled back "Bigots!"  And the guys stopped
in astonishment and said "We're not bigots!" 

	Right.

		-Suki
 
-- 
	>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Suki<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
		    blaze@westmark.stanford.edu  or
		 anonymus+284@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu.