HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: 100 SNUGGLEBUNNIES on the rampage!!!!!!!!
Date: 16 Nov 92 00:20:51 GMT
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu's message of 13 Nov 92 12:16:42 GMTLines: 22

In article <1992Nov13.121642.820@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
.In article <ins450m.721550171@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
.> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.> 
.> 
.>>Snugglebunnies*100
.> 
.> Silly jester person has learnt to use cut&paste. Nice to see he
.> has a new toy.
.> 
.> Eccles  aka Wbbl


.In my day we didn't have cut & paste to play with!  We had to draw the Mona
.Lisa 6 billion times and paste them to our walls for wallpaper!

Mona Lisa???  Humph, in my day we didn't have that.  We drew adds for
Franklin Mint products till our hands bleed and fell off, then held
them individually against the walls with our bare stumps!

Dan aka Of course they weren't *really* wall, they were just stacks of
bloating, dead ravens that we piled up to keep the wind off us.
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
Date: 18 Nov 92 15:42:29 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

I bid the larch (no. 7), four people who can't be seen, the Minister
for Overseas Development and a second-hand apron. Oh, what the hell,
I'll throw in a delightful Gumby flower arrangement and three vans 
full of new Spam Lite!


					Not quite balanced,
						Saint.
From: 2mt3rudinb@vms.csd.mu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: hell
Date: 17 Nov 1992 00:47:20 GMT
Organization: Marquette University - Computer Services
Reply-To: 2mt3rudinb@vms.csd.mu.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: vmsd.csd.mu.edu

             !!!!ATTENTION!!!!    !!!!ATTENTION!!!!

	The bearer of this post hereby wishes to make known to the populous
at large that the ownership of Hell, formerly in possession of the
Morningstar, who, in his fallen glory had passed it on to Morpheus, Lord of
Dreams, through a series of transactions which are none of your places to 
know, has passed on to myself.  Also, by special edict from our Creator of
all, bearer of said post is given all powers to govern Hell as he sees fit.
Any business concerning said Land of His Merciful Damnation should therefore
be conducted through said bearer of said post.  
	Now, a proposition to any and all interested.  Seeing as many of you
will undoubtedly end up in said Wasteland, the bearer of this post and His
Lord Proprietor of the Land of Sundry Sorrow is prepared to make a deal.
Hell can now be your to rent, in part or full.  Make that next office party
or date memorable!  Take them through Hell!  All offers are negotiable but
are darned pricy.  Still a bargain at half the price.  Any offers for said
Shadow of Unearthly Bliss are also continuously considered, but at a price
said Shopkeeper of Sin doubts any of this world can meet.  However, as 
always, serious offers considered.  At any rate, as long as current
ownership is applicable, you all can rest assured that the Keys will be well
looked after.
	And remember, jsut because this is Hell, does not mean it must be
unpleasant.  If you have a suggestion as to the improvement of its 
operations, please do not hesitate to send them to ourself, the Master of
the Unvirtuous.
	This will be all until further events warrent.  Now shove off the lot
of you.

Brian aka This is your Hell, please keep it clean.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 18:39:19 GMT

>}>.}>}>|>>}Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
>}>.}>}>|>>Phil squig or is that "frosting-tipped tracts of land"?
>}>.}>}>|>Court Jester aka I think its Gina Tits seen across the land......
>}>.}>}>chestnutt aka Gina knits a marching band....
>}>.}>}Ct Jester aka Gina gets all the men?
>}>.}>Phil squig yup--she does them in the den
>}>.}Jester squid aka will she have sex with me then????
>}>.Phil squig no silly, you have to be human!!!!
>}>Dan aka I'll be hummin', is that close enough?
>}Jester aka onnly if you are a humming byrd......
>Phil squig or perhaps a little turd.

Jester frenchie or maybe shoot a curd.....
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Bored are we?
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 21 Nov 92 01:01:18
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet's message of 19 Nov 92 12:24:27 CSTLines: 32

In article <1992Nov19.122427.4098@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
.In article <1992Nov19.124528.21726@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
             Who is this dope, and why is he masquerading as me?!?         ^^^ ^^^^
.>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
.>>In article <1992Nov18.181329.9773@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
  					      Grrrrrr [steam rises from Dan]^^^ ^^^^
.>>> Yes.

.>>> Dan aka I've already pissed off 35 people today, and it's not even lunchtime
.>>Sorry Dan, I'm not pissed off.
.>>But did I tell you the one about the Englishman who....

.>>Gina aka the goddess of bad jokes

.> You can't piss off all of the people all of the time, but you might as
.> well give it your best shot.

.> Actually I was referring to people here, not a.f.m-p denizens... I've
.> been mailing limericks out when I have nothing better to do, and I
.> never have anything better to do... I expect to be lynched soon.

.> So, Gina my little hedgehog, what can I do that WILL piss you off?
.You can't piss me off. I'm in a wonderful mood AND NOONE CAN GET ME
.OUT OF IT.  UNDERSTAND???.	good. now then....

Actually NIFD (Nasty-Ick Fake Dan) seemed to be doing a good job of
it.  Perhaps you shouldn't go making rash statements before all Mr.
Facts are in.  Shheesh..

.> Dan aka This is a boring reply isn't it
.Gina aka there have been worse
Dan aka Here's a good example
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Enough CRAP!
Date: 17 Nov 92 19:37:06 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov17.021509.28344@newshub.ccs.yorku.ca>, wc8384@writer.yorku.ca (Siusan Moffat) writes:
> In article <1992Nov12.161525.816@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>OK, I would just like to state that I am utterly sick of this sex nonsense.  I
>>would be quite happy to return to my silly pythonesque world and leave all this
>>crap behind.  I hearby withdraw from this sleazefest race and refuse to post
>>anymore garbage on the subject.  I hope that anyone who reads this newsgroup
>>for MONTY PYTHON stuff will also do the same.
> 
> HERE HERE. I'M SURE THERE'S A SEX NEWSGROUP TO DO THAT SORT OF THING
> IN...ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CONTIBUTE TO A SEXLESS MP ZINE -  POST A SEXLESS
> MESSAGE TO ME... WE PROTISTANTS HAVE TO STAND UP FOR WHATS MORAL YOU KNOW...
> "EVERY SPERM IS SACRAD" MY BOTTOM!!
> 
> GWEN DIBLEY


Thank you very much!!! Some sensibility!
From: jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Gumbys of the world unite.
Date: 16 Nov 92 17:01:20 GMT
Organization: Coventry University


Could anyone tell me where the architects sketch is please ?





--
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Emotional Outburst
Date: 22 Nov 92 17:28:36 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Nov19.183707.29528@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
|lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence) drones on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on:
|
|>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
|
|>Phew. I feel much better. Thank you for listening.
|
|
|>						Slightly off-balance,
|>							Saint
|
|What? Did you say something? I wasn't paying attention.
|
|James fnord Balanced, but slightly insane.

Sigh ... he said:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"

Now, pay a bit of attention next time, you silly twit!

Jos aka <thud> dammit, fell over again ...
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the desert
Date: 21 Nov 92 14:36:05 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

>>>>>>Jester aka I am not a drink, I am not a drink
>>>>>Meetch aka Nope, but you are a loony.
>>>>Jester aka oo..swift eh....just took you this long to figure
>>>>that out eh....i mean...you'd think you would have realized this
>>>>after i mailed myself to you in pieces last spring...
>>>Meetch aka Ooooh!  I thought that was a funny looking box of chocolates!
>>Jester aka you ate me..how could you eat me?
>Eccles aka You were begging me to the other day....
Jester aka how rude...i most certainly did not.
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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The Ideal Loon Exhibition
Date: 23 Nov 92 15:41:08 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <6004@balrog.ctron.com>, lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence) writes:
> Well, it may be the end of that, but it's certainly far from the end of --
> well, in fact, it's the beginning -- well, not quite the beginning -- wee
> well certainly nearer the beginning than the end -- well, yes damn it, it
> is, to all intents and purposes, the beginning of this year's Ideal Loon
> Exhibition, sponsored by the "Daily Express."
> 
> Numbskulls and boobies from all over the country have been arriving to go 
> through their strange paces before a large paying crowd, This is the 
> 15th Annual Ideal Loon Exhibition (in 6 years) and we took a good look
> `round after if was opened by its patron (Sir Edward Heath).
> 
> And do we have any *NEW* entries this year ...?
> 
> 
> 						Disrespectfully,
> 						   Saint.
> 						(Minister of the 
> 						  Society of the Friends
> 						    of the 
> 						      Free French Osteopaths)

I happen to rather like the French. and Irish. and American. and
everybody else that is male.

Gina aka the international lover
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jesters Erection Lesults
Date: 16 Nov 92 18:50:34 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha

brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au  writes:
> T.F. Eccles (ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote (in crayon):
> : phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
> : 
> : >In article <1992Nov12.181651.22398@iitmax.iit.edu>  writes:
> : >} Pardon me, but could we drop the whole election?
> : >} It was a complete cluster fuck.
> : >} Also, Try and refrain from cascades.
> : >Cascades?!?!?  We started 'em!  And you 'spect us to *stop* using them?!?!?!

some people just never learn...

> : Look another silly person trying to stop cascades. GO AWAY, orI'll
> : said 'orrible mail to you.
> #include <proverbial_usenet_me_too.h>
> 
> : >Phil squig Ooooohhhhhh, the nerve!
> : Eccles aka Sorry, didn't realise.
> David aka no good saying sorry when you're sorry
-- 
Never trust the obvious.-- "This," I said pleasantly, "is known as getting it 
on." Charlie Decker, from Stephen King's "Rage"-- "Oh, shit!" anon. wise man--
ALBATROSS!-- It's amazing what you can do, if you don't know you can't do it.
"Denn die Toten reiten schnell." passanger from Bram Stoker's "Dracula"-------
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumbys of the world unite.
Date: 16 Nov 92 23:49:22 GMT

In article <BxtJAF.G5@cck.coventry.ac.uk>  writes:
} 
} Could anyone tell me where the architects sketch is please ?

Certainly.  It's in my account  /spinner/Students/phygod72/Documents/Python

The trick is getting through the Documents link, since permission is d--x------

Phil squig did that help at all?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: concessions
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 05:11:20 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>> I must protest - sending me messages by the naughty goofey thing is not on!!!
>> 
>> Look proff positive 
>> Repeating last 25 messages: (last is most recent)
>> Message 25: Wed Nov 11 15:09:22 (read)
>> From: brom
>> Keep your hands off Gina. She's mine!
>> 
>> Can you believe it!!!!!
>> 
>> Eccles aka Raising his ehem gun.
>> 
>Well, Eccles, if it's only your gun you're raising, bring it over here
>and I'll fix it for you. You should be happy with my hand-i-work too.
Thats ok, I only use to shoot blanks with anyway. :)

>Gina aka getting ready...
Eccles aka a*FIRE*
T
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
From: djohnson@osric.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 16 Nov 92 18:45:56
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: phygod72@nic.gac.edu's message of 16 Nov 92 10:19:00 -0600Lines: 18

In article <1992Nov16.101901.2335@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
.In article <Bxsons.6Jy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
.} >.}>}>|>>}Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
.} >.}>}>|>>Phil squig or is that "frosting-tipped tracts of land"?
.} >.}>}>|>Court Jester aka I think its Gina Tits seen across the land......
.} >.}>}>chestnutt aka Gina knits a marching band....
.} >.}>}Ct Jester aka Gina gets all the men?
.} >.}>Phil squig yup--she does them in the den
.} >.}Jester squid aka will she have sex with me then????
.} >.Phil squig no silly, you have to be human!!!!
.} >Dan aka I'll be hummin', is that close enough?
.} Jester aka onnly if you are a humming byrd......
.Phil squig or perhaps a little turd.
Dan aka or maybe a brittle Kurd

.Wait!!!  Dan, this means that you can have sex with Gina!!!  I'm  
.sooooooooooooooo happy for you!!!
[glare]  Would you like pictures?
From: maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Four Yorkshiremen
Date: 20 Nov 1992 10:27:41 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <1992Nov19.032811.8261@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) gripes:
>Danny Rothenberg <X68147@BARILVM.BITNET> quibbles:
>
>>Would someone please send me a copy of the 'Four Yokshiremen' Sketch.
>
>When I was a lad, WE never 'ad the Four Yorkshiremen.  We 'ad to make do
>with a pommie bastard who claimed to 'ave visited Yorkshire for holidays!
>
Luxury! In my day we 'ad alf a Chinaman who'd never 'eard o'Yorkshire and
who were completely mad and only came round once every four and a half years
as a special treat for Christmas IF WE WERE LUCKY!

			Jonathan Morris
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I hope this irritates somebody
Date: 16 Nov 92 16:16:40 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.012639.5723@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>  writes:
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} SEMPRINI!
Nope---GUI news interfaces are great for this kind of thing, though the  
incredible waste of bandwidth may potentially irritate those administrators who  
don't have lots of free disk space floating around.  But, in reguards to  
nothing in general:

SPAM?
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumby humor.
Date: 17 Nov 92 14:04:36 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

I can't see anything!!!!!!!

Chrymanthesums!!!!!!!


						I need a new hanky.
						Saint.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jester did WHAT??
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 14:26:33 GMT

>>>>>I think that the least he could do is wear a condom... how cheap can
>>>>>you get?
>>>>Real cheap..........she has had 137 of my children already
>>>Hmm... if you can produce 220 more, you can beat the current stud
>>>record (human), held by Frederick Augustus (the Strong), Elector of
>>>Saxony and part-time King of Poland.  I say go for it, and the hell
>>>with Gina's stretch marks.
>>what stretch marks?? they just plop out....no effort..about one
>>every hour forr the last week......
>Are you a frog or something?  That would certainly explain a lot,
>although now we'll have to have Gina arrested for bestiality... pity
>that.  If you're not human I guess you can't beat Freddie's record,
>which is just too bad... I had five bucks riding on it.

no..she is just VERRRRYYYYY limber...

>>>>>Dan aka No Sexual Innuendo Unless It's An Emergency
>>>>Jester aka no protection, no infection
>>>Dan aka _I_ Haven't Had Any For Week
>>Jester aka diseases you mean?
>I've got PLENTY of diseases - cholera, typhoid, typhus, Q fever, and
>Japanese river fever for starters.  If you want plague you'll have to
>wait a bit - it's on back order.  Actually I was referring to - you
>know - thingy.

why can`t anyone say sex...its always thingie here and thingie there...

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From: ssipila@vipunen.hut.fi (Seppo K Sipil{)
Subject: Spot the looney
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: 23 Nov 92 08:46:56 GMT

Episode twenty-something of the second season of "Monty Python's
Flying Circus" was shown on TV here in Finland a couple of weeks ago.
It ended with a view of a sign attached to a fence: "HOSPITAL -- sorry
no cheques".

So, in the early 70's this kind of thing was a Monty Python joke.
Nowadays, I've heard, you might not be taken into a hospital without
the proper health insurance (in the USA). Spot the looney! Is it me or
the Western Civilization (tm)?
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