Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 09:34:58 EDT
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Lighten you day up, Fuzzy bunny.
 <3988@copper.Denver.Colorado.EDU> <1992Oct9.000603.12976@netcom.com>

Since there seems to be so many of you whom like to yell and complain about
people's sigs or just things in general, here is something which will serve
at least 2 purposes.

  A.Give people something new to yell about...i'm tired of reading all these
    RE:I hate rai's sig, and tygers name,and the way my computer beeps....

 B. To maybe lighten your day up; that or if you get off at yelling at people,
    this can hellp you focus your petty frustrations.

  - - The original note follows - -

Subject: Re: The fuzzy bunny -- mbr iso fbr
               ( male bunny rabbit iso female bunny rabbit)

 Personal Diary number 2. (not the one with tigger and fuzzy bunny yet)
         The bunny rabbits dream can be explained in a song...
       Authors note..(pick your favorite professor of all time to say
       commentary.

   Funny bunny knew some rabbits       {  Fuzzy bunny is a two-timer,
   and he gave them all a call,        {
   untill his phone bill came,         {
   Then he couldn't call at all        {

   You know he was kind of shocked     {
   That his phone bill was $1005       {   Fuzzy bunny is a bum who doesn't
   Don't cha know he couldn't pay it   {   have a job
   and now he's doing time             {

   He can't go raid the farmers patch     {   Fuzzy bunny is a crook
   he gots no girls to pet                {   He's sinfull
   Stress is kind of building up          {   He's feels guilty
   And now he's really pissed             {   He's sorry he is a bum.

   But he knows when he finds the bunny      {
   Thats his choice and dream                { No decent girl will go out with
   he will be so happy                       { fuzzy cause he's scum
   cause he can pet and nibble and please.   { Deep set freud ambition

   He'll do wild and crazy things         {
   You wont know what to do               { Fuzzy bunny is a homophobe. (e.i.
   But you better be a FEMALE bunny       {  scared of homosexuals.
   or he will be very blue                { (relates to blueballs)

   he'll use strawberry flavored candy chains  {
   and twizzlers rope candy to                 { Some sick form of bondage
   but lets not forget the carrot              {   Deep set freud ambition
   a most important food                       {   Deep set freud ambition

   Tension will build, something will rise    {
   All this I say is true                     { Fuzzy bunny is tricking you.
   You will be very very happy                {
   when fuzzy bunny is done with you          { Fuzzy bunny thinks he's special

   But fuzzy bunny will never be done   {  Fuzzy dreams of a strong sex drive
   He'll live a life with you           {
   everyday an exciteing carrot         {  Fuzzy bunny, like all males, thinks
   that seems to penetrate you.         {  a mans penis is the most important
                                           thing
  A fuzzy bunny is a bunny              { fuzzy bunny, realizeing that he  is
  Not a cow or moose                    { a bum, is asking, Is this all I am,
  IF and when he comes by               { is their nothing more?
  I hope you know what to do            {   fuzzy thinks all women adore him

  Their are many furry bunnies          { Fuzzy is mad cause he's not furry
  This much is true                     { Fuzzy bunny thinks he's special
  But their is only one fuzzy bunny     {
  One who can talk, like you.           { Your exam on this peom is on thursday

  Roses are pink                   {  he is associating rose with a part of the
  Bunnies arn't mean               {  female anatomy.
  come to my place                 {
  and you'll see what I mean       { he's trying to trick you again.

  Roses are great                 {
  sex is to                       { Fuzzy never had it in his life
  put some roses on the bed       {
  So I can hop all over you       { Fuzzy bunny is a sick pervert.

  Love is fun, love is great   {
  I've even made love          {  Ha , in his dreams
  In a figure 8                {

  Let me taste your eyes                   { IMPOSSIBLE
  Your lips and breasts too                { Unstructured peom parameters
  Let me explore your wildest dreams       { HOw does he know them
  and experience all them with you         { He has no dreams.

  All girl bunnies have some hair-pie      { fuzzy really likes women
  ***********************************************************************
   Due to the nature of our audience viewers, some members of the audience
   may not be emotionally stable and or too young to absorb the fuzzy bunny.
   Bunny guidence is suggested. we hope you didn't miss too much of this peom
   from this well placed notice. thank you. Fuzzy bunny poetry. Inc.
   ************************************************************************

  I have a funky carrot             { He has a magick carrot
  That grows as tall as you         { Fuzzy must know john holmes, or on drugs
  We can do fun things with it      { power of suggestion
  just me and a few..er.i mean you. { fuzzy is a womanizer

  Or maybe we'll have some carrot juice  { Fuzzy's a damn drunk
  And dance the whole night through      { ha, all guys say that
  And I'll softly kiss you on the lips   { Damn pervert...which lips?
  And then say goodnight to you.         { He lies, he lies I tell you

  Ok the warden says, dragging fuzzy to his knees      { Fuzzy snaps back into
  It's time you met your maker                         { reality.
  Cause here at A&T, if you dont pay your phone bill   {
  We'll fry you untill you bleed                       { Kill him fry him...

  (moment of silence)                       {Bullshit kill the rabbit...

  Fuzzy's taken to the chair   { He's gonna fry.....uh..oops..um. here class
  his ears are hanging low     { is fuzzy bunny not accepting death. It is his
  But fuzzy doesn't believe    { fate to die, as is all who don't pay their
  that it's his time to go     {  Phone bill

  THe lights go out , the switch is thrown         { The rabbits gonna fry
  Juice starts to flow...but then...               { the rabbits gonna fry
  everything died out..(didn't pay electric bill)  { What?
  Ok fuzzy, go home. (the warden said)             { No don't let him escape!

  Fuzzy back, yes indeed              { The drunk,bum,sick pervert who never
  and this you all should know        { made love in his entire life time is
  Trying to find the female bunny     { back to his scummy tricks. Don't
  That he would like to know.         { believe him..he's a fake...honest..
                                        hey...where are you going, come back
  So if your a female bunny             Your not dismissed, I'll flunk you all
  who can spare a sec or two            come back, i'm lonely...please?....
  Drop fuzzy a line
  So he can just say hi to you.

    End of diary 2 (fuzzy bunny dream)

       By, the fuzzy bunny.

          No hopping may be done without the expressed written consent of
          fuzzy bunny. Fuzzy bunny is a bunny under law. all hairs reserved.

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