From: Kev.Ondic@p0.f49.n134.z1.fidonet.org (Kev Ondic)
Newsgroups: k12.chat.senior
Subject: howdy
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 16:08:40 PDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:134/49.0 - The Student Exchang, Calgary Alta

 TO> Hi Kev,

 TO> How are you these days, huh? 
 
Ho hum, really average.  Reading week is next week, yeaaaaa!  3 days off
plus the weekend..  I've been looking forward to that all semester..  I
still haven't figured out how they get "week" out of that, but hey..
 
 TO> In otherwards no. What are you studing at uni? Sure I know you cant
 TO> find one and why dont you make the time? I would. 
 
General Studies this year, comp sci next..  It's a lotta work, I'm starting
to wish I wuz a music appreciation major.  Can't find one?  Ya, you're
right, and I just don't get it (no pun intended).  Nobody seems to believe
that I really am Prime Minister!  Not even the blondes!  Go figure.

 TO> I thougth we were getting married. What is this? My life is ending
 TO> before it even started. I am going to kill myself, thanks alot. 
 
What?  You OBJECT to me having a girlfriend just because we're getting
married?!  Man!  I think I may have to reconsider here......  If you do kill
yourself, just don't make a mess, k?  Them funeral homes just hate that!

 TO> Yeah right that would work, I bet it would. Stick what together, I
 TO> can think of pacs of stuff to stick. Touch what? 

Heh.   Well, you could always resort to stealing someones calling card at
gunpoint (or under threat of following them around playing Edie Brickell for
hours).  I find sticking two mosquitoes together is always fun, and then
watching them fly around in circles, but that's just my opinion.  Touch
what?  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....  ;-)

 TO> You dont know my that well yet but I'll tell you something about me
 TO> that everyone I know knows already, well I love talking and there is
 TO> noway that I can have a 1min conversationh on the phone. The shortest
 TO> conversation on the phone must be atleast 45mins. I dont wanna be a

Well, that kind of blows that idea all to hell, don't it?

 TO> costumer of the CANADA POST. I just wanna hear your voice. Dont you
 TO> know anything. Oh yeah, a friend of mine has a photo of you and I
 TO> think I might get her to bring me the photo so I can see if you're a
 TO> total babe or what.   

You don't wanna be a CP customer??  Most people only DREAM of being CP
customers, and there you go, passing up a golden oppportunity that may never
pass your way again...  You wanna hear my voice?  Well, I doubt a phone call
would do that either, seeing as your about as far away from me as any two
given points on the globe can be, you'd be lucky to hear what I say, let
alone what I sound like (it would probably make me sound like Color Me Badd
or something, and that would just not do).  So who's yar pal?  I had 3
Aussies who wrote, but one of them was abducted by Elvis and another was
eaten by Nessie, so now only one remains..

 TO> Is this you're real address? I might write to you soon then.
 
Uuuuh, ya, ya, that's my real address!  Honest!  No psychopathic murderer
lives there, honest!

Of course that's my address!  Why would I lie?!  I mean I would get 4 free
CD's if I got you to join the Columbia House club, but even so, I STILL
did not consider for even a moment giving you their address.

 TO> Maybe you should, I can see why. My shrink killed himself because
 TO> I'm such a nut. 

Hmmm, do you always have that effect on people?!

 TO> more longer. Was the sleep good? Who were you sleeping with? Where did
 TO> you sleep? What did you have on? Do you get much homework? 
 
It was just fabu-great.  Except that when I woke up I had a major kink in my
back and neck from being hunched over funny.  I was with El Vira, and I was
wearing a toga.  Do I get much homework?  Uh huh.  Not a lot that HAS to be
done, but a ton that should be done if you plan on passing..

 TO> Thought you might have one but I bet it's not as big as mine.
 
Hmm, I didn't know you had one...

 KO>Let your imagination run wild, m'dear.  <<WORLD TRADE CENTER>> 

 TO> I did already let it. What do you mean about the trade center?
 
heheh, never mind-o..  ;-)

 TO> I meant french but I'm glad you told me about the feline thing. What
 TO> is your cat called? I cant have any pets because my wont let me. No

Miki. Bummer.  Not even a turtle?

 TO> fair. I wasnt talking about the French accent you idiot, I was talking
 TO> about the Canadian one. Why would I want a French accent anyway? This
 TO> accent? Get real youse is one of the best. Sure, whens the wedding? 
 
Well, you putz, I hate to break it to ya, but about 25% of Canada is
French, which means, yes, alot of Canadians have French accents!  Well, I've
never really thought of myself as having an accent, but if you say it's
good, then it must be..  Wedding?  Hmm, I'm free on Saturday from 11:30-2:00.
Sound good?

 TO> Personality, what gave it away?
 
The configuration of the planets and stars, of course.
 
 TO> No, they didnt change it but they replied to my letter. I thought it
 TO> was rather strange but hell I gained a new pen friend. I have  to go
 TO> but I'll hear from you soon. 

Ah, I see..  Yep, if you want strange, look no further than the US...  ;-)
Actually, you probably won't hear from me soon, since it takes me about 2
weeks to answer my mail, but, please, don't worry about me toooooo much in
the meantime.  (heheh)

Later,

=-KO->

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