HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Needed: Tacky X-mas gift ideas for my Boss
Date: 14 Dec 1992 23:00:25 GMT
Organization: Home for the Terminally Flatulent
NNTP-Posting-Host: itro7s.aero.org

In article <677@blue.cis.pitt.edu> cap@mb5000.anes.upmc.edu (chris pilewski) writes:
|Hi,
|
|It's December 14th; an d I'm fresh-out of ideas!  That's why I need some tacky Christmas gift suggestions from "talk.bizarre."  The way I see it, if your reading this group, you've got the ideas I need.  (Nothing personal.)
|
|I have already thought of "Mr. Microphone," (too common), An Ant farm (Mrs. Boss would *love* that one), and "X Set to Music" (delivery impossible before X-mas). Please Post your suggestions! 

Pardon my newbie-ness, but USE THE GODDAMNED RETURN KEY..........

*whew*.....ok......now then...

1. A hand-bound calligraphed volume of everything that his
   secretary says about him behind his back

2. His secretary, hands bound behind her back

3. Your resignation 

				R.S.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: guns
Date: 15 Dec 92 16:10:19 GMT
Followup-To: talk.idiotic.puns
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk's message of 15 Dec 92 12:09:03 GMT

In article <8054@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>   STAFF CLUB FOOD KILLS PEOPLE.

Is that what they mean when they say someone is clubbed to death?
--
                     'Bah!' said Scrooge, 'Humbug!'
 Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: X-Direct financial services announce cashless cash dispensers
Date: 17 Dec 92 22:00:07 GMT
Organization: The Quaint League for Archaic Joys and Anachronistic Pleasures
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

X-Direct, the bank that guarantees 100% fresh cocaine-free notes every spend

Delivering quantities of cash to banks is clearly expensive because you need
black windowless vans and burly men in padded jackets with crash helmets and
lengths of lead piping to make sure the cash is not stolen.  Collecting cash
back from retailers' is equally expensive because you need black windowless
vans and burly men in padded jackets with crash helmets and lengths of lead
piping to make sure the cash is not stolen.  X-Direct is installing machines
which make their own banknote paper from finest rag slurry and print fresh
new banknotes for every withdrawal.  Retailers will soon install automatic
shredding and pulping tills and cash registers, and receive a small fee on
recycled pulp.  Redundant security personnel will be redeployed in the bulk /
pulp tanker division of the company, and in replacing those point of sale  /
staff who are accidentally shredded and pulped by their cash registers.   / g
___
Cash is often stolen, but nothing is ever stollen except at Christmas.
From: corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley )
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: One Thing You Can Count On.
Date: 18 Dec 92 18:47:58 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson

Fingers.
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: simon
Date: 14 Dec 1992 21:59:11 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

Simon wants to open a tattoo parlor.
"Tats are cool, but I don't like to see all the
S&M and sex and paganism that a few people are
getting."
So he wants to open a Christian tattoo parlor.
Somebody's already asked Simon to put a Russian
Orthodox iconograph of Jesus on his back.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: abbr.
Keywords: /kon takst/
Date: 11 Dec 92 15:25:15 GMT
Organization: Like Sunday Morning?

In article <MJD.92Dec9202113@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Dust") writes:

|> 	DO NOT OPEN UNTIL XMAS
|> 
|> and then, realizing that the contaxed made it unnecessary, he shortened
				^^^^^^^^
				THE WHAT??!

|> and then, realizing that the kon-tiki made it unnecessary, he shortened
|> and then, realizing that the Con Edison made it unnecessary, he shortened
|> and then, realizing that the contacts made it unnecessary, he shortened
|> and then, realizing that the Conti made it unnecessary, he shortened
|> and then, realizing that the Con Tax made it unnecessary, he shortened
|> and then, realizing that the Contact Paper with little flowers on it made it unnecessary, he shortened

I give up.

--
+------------+ The tendency of maintaining the status-quo, 
|    xian    | Reaction to provocation and
| ----<--<@  | The tendency of maintaining again a status-quo.
+------------+  		-A. Abian
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hmmm....
Date: 11 Dec 92 15:46:35 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1g4avnINNh0v@uwm.edu>, grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation) writes:
> 
> What do they say hotcakes are selling like, when they're selling good?
> 

... and, while we're at it, what was the best thing before sliced bread?

Jason

> 
> Mark "Maple" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Tis' the season, etc.
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 22:41:24 GMT


Well, this past weekend, I put up my Christmas lights. Plugged them
into the controller in the wrong sequence again, but WTF...

Turned 'em on about 6PM (gets dark about 5) and made the neighborhood
a little happier (some of the neighbors have been asking :-) ).

About 10, went out of the house with the lights to go over to the
other one (I have two houses, side-by-side; I sleep in the one without
the lights) and noticed a car dropping off someone across the street (a
rental duplex). The car pulled off, with its' flashers on, for some
reason. The guy that was dropped off walked up onto the porch to visit
one of the slu..., er, daughters living over there. I could hear him
all the way over on my porch:

	"Wow! Have you seen this? Hey, <name>, have you seen this? It's
	fucking wild! Wow! Come out here and look at this!"

As if there was any way they'd not have noticed a 65 foot tall 3700 watt
glow across the street that suddenly came on four hours earlier.

(Oh, our utility company *likes* me; how they like me.....)


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: inertia
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 19:53:01 GMT

In article <tekmsq0@zola.esd.sgi.com> mrx@sgi.com (cloaking the constant k) writes:
|fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:

|>... I got up, and showed
|>him to the door.  As he went through it, I pushed the little button, and
|>the man shot off, across the road, over the house next door, and into the
|>sky.  God only knows where he ended up.

|>But isn't that the correct procedure, after all?

|yes, as far as i know.

|	mr x

|	police get sent to iceland;
|        bureaucrats, the moon

And congresscritters go directly to Mercury, to get thoroughly tanned.


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A way to make upwards of a hundred dollars...
Date: 17 Dec 92 00:24:51 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Long, plastic penile implants for female necrophiliacs.

					- Jeff Vogel
					Rutgers business
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Hey, PJ!
X-Xxdate: Mon, 14 Dec 92 21: 56:50 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 21:50:40 GMT

I heard on the radio that a Secret Service van (unspecified color and
windowstatus) on the streets of Wash, D.C. was hit by a bullet yesterday. 
Nobody was hurt, and the official story is that it was a stray shot from some
indigenous armed yahoo.

Hmmm.   And just where were you yesterday?

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                      Enquiring Minds want to Know!
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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From: damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What is wrong with Psychiatry
Date: 17 Dec 92 15:15:24 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax") writes:


>    A man has had a bad stutter since he was a little boy.  

>    Sigmund Freud analyzes the man and determines that the man stutters
>because he was maltreated by his father and harbors repressed agression
>toward him.

>    Then B.F. Skinner opens the man's head and finds a tiny blood clot
>on the surface of the left hempisphere, at the speech center.  He
>removes the clot, closes the man's head, and the stutter is gone.

Someone please close my head;
the sky is all around me.
Cold slosh slosh friction slosh.
Whooops nearly went over the side there jonesie.
Whooaaaa boy cut a dem hedges keepa cuttin' yessir.
Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrr no fair you got more eyes an mee
cuttta cuttta cutta cutttt.
sloshity sloshoshosh slosh.
freeeeeep you you matrofrreeeeeper.
sigma sir, would you care for a half a packet of Riemann?
eight i said eight i said eight for the price
i said eight i said eight i said eight for the price
all included just three i said three i said three
but the machine, oh yes the machine heee woulden lissen.
heee haddda be clevveh.  Firstttt macheeeen  in hell
'parantlee.

*(**(((*****(((*((*((((*((((((***((((

761: Expression not matched.

Damian
damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: <<<>>>
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 00:33:55 GMT


I am tired, I amuse myself by listening to the smacking sound my 
eyelids make as I open and close them.  I am trying to ignore the
bitter diatribe coming from the passenger seat.  

"I told you not to ask him, I told you . . . "

The mucous on my eyeballs has been whipped into a froth that blurs 
the road.  

"I mean fuck 'em I don't have time for that shit . . . "

Lactic acid begins to drip from my nose, my travelling companion does
not notice.  My eyes become windows that recede from my awareness, I
am watching a movie of myself driving a car.  A small, distant part of
me finds this disconcerting.  

"I mean I am screwed either way, it just doesn't matter . . . "

My frothy orbs continue to recede from me, they are merely pinpoints.
Suddenly they return.  I see my companion hurtle through the
windshield . . .

I wake up to find a monstrous condom jutting out of the steering
wheel.  I realize it is my friend the airbag, my only friend, for my
traveling companion is splattered against a pine tree like an old rotten 
peach, his blood making the moonlit snow look black. 

I say a humble prayer of thanks to Ralph Nader and set off towards
civilization. 
--


	\\\\\sean/////
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: wheee, I'm flying
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:47:51 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <gerald.724760656@manning> gerald@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>Ah, we are beginning our descent. ``Please return your stewardess to
>the upright position'', if I may borrow a phrase. I have to put my laptop
>in the storage /bin, much to the delight of everyone present <noisy
>keyboard, what?>

Y'know, this is the first time I've ever regretted
the lack of a disk crash, wot?

				--Blair
				  "I wonder if FAA procedures
				   call for an fsck(8) of the
				   plane after a 'ground/
				   aircraft contact incident.'"
From: geoffbe@ids.net
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ..but is it sex??
Date: 10 Dec 92 19:54:04 EST
Organization: IDS World Network, (401) 884-9002 <data>, [155.212.1.2]


Greetings.
 
	I have to confess this oddity. I've not run across it except in myself.
NO pornography caters to me, no film industry provides relief. 
	
	NOt that I'm crying about it. Alas I've learned to embrace my little
paraphelia, my little fetish...
	
	which I describe presently for the sake of locating people with similar
afflictions.

	I am sexually aroused by swallowing women whole. 
	
	There it is! There's not much I can do about. I love the whole scene.
Raised on 50's monster movies. I'm also obcessed with women in long skirts,
and sweaters with really tall hairdoes. 

	not many of those around anymore... but what can I do about it. 
	I can't just up and change my sexual orientation... can I?
	
	I wouldn't want to! 
	And um.... oriental girls are the best. soft and tender from fingers to
toes. 

welp, that's it I feel a whole lot better. 
anyone seen Ghidra around?


	Godzilla.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: brain damage in Salt Lake City
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Keywords: weasels rip my flesh
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 14 Dec 92 16:45:38 CST


In article <Bz4Jrx.L48@phage.cshl.org>, pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo) writes:
> In article <1992Dec11.234645.15132@wicat.com> kevin@wicat.com (Kevin Vigor) writes:
> >
> >So I walk into my Automated Teller Machine (tm) (which, in these colder
> >climes, tends to live in its own little heated glass-encased finiancial
> >outhouse). On the wall, three-odd feet from the actual machine, I see a 
> >sign reading "If you are disabled and unable to use this machine, please
> >call 1-800-whatever".
> 
> at least it isn't homeless
> 
> >
> >Then below it the message was repeated in braille.
> >

"Can't read? Afraid to try? Think you're too dumb? Think again.
You can learn to read."

			-_The_Oregonian_, page 1, morning edition, 12/14/92
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kevin@wicat.com (Kevin Vigor)
Subject: Name that quote (or: feeble ego masturbation 101)
Summary: the king makes me throb
Keywords: weasels rip my flesh
Organization: WICAT Systems
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 23:01:25 GMT


"Did you fart?"

"Of course! Do you think I always smell like shit?"

-- 
		Peace & PopTarts, 
			Kevin
Email to the reply address will almost certainly bounce; use
72500.3705@compuserve.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
From: tspindle@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (tom spindler)
Subject: Re: Proper pronunciation of 'Kibo' IN BED
Organization: Northea$tern University, Boston, MA. 02115, USA
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 22:58:33 GMT

In article <BzD9Jx.BGF@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>In article <cf=bip_00Vp=AOqmc5@andrew.cmu.edu> court+@CMU.EDU (Court Demas) writes:
>>
>>courtalingus
>
>Does this make you a judicious licker or what?

No, but it makes you a cunning linguist.
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, shameful confession
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 17:08:04 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

I dreamt that Hewlett Packard had released a calculator substantially
similar to the HP-28S, but in a new-style HP case.  It was called the
HP-48X.  It had all the programmer functions from my HP-15C as well,
and a nifty multi-line screen.  I was terribly excited.

I am, however, pleased to say that when I woke up, the sheets were
*not* wet.


mathew

-- 
Lung cancer and arteriosclerosis.
For people who like to smoke.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Bad News
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 20:23:22 GMT


all hail rob, god of cute fuzzy little butterflies.
:)
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: wheee, I'm flying
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:45:30 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <gerald.724760656@manning> gerald@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>We just had our dinner. The stewardess ("Math is hard!") asked my
>seat-mate, ``Chicken or Lasagna?'' He replied, ``I'll have the chicken''.
>Why do people insist on doing that? "THE chicken", as if there is only
>one chicken dish.

You wouldn't want to ask her for "a chicken."  You never
know what sort of people are travelling with their
livestock up in first class.

				--Blair
				  "SIZE of a DEFINITE ARTICLE."

P.S.  I miss the Banana Splits.  I want my Fliegle!!!!
From: the lost cause
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: In Search Of
Date: 18 Dec 1992 17:16:50 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

Well, it's not really one sentence, but seeing this reminds me of one of  
Neil Young's song off of "Trans", the title of which escapes me. He only  
says the following for about 9 minutes of music: "Got mashed potatoe,  
ain't got no t-bone".
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: COMPUTER JOCKEYS BEWARE
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 06:21:37 GMT


curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:

>   In article <Dec.10.14.36.01.1992.23520@math.rutgers.edu> jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel) writes:
>
>   >Oh. Well, as I was about to say, am I the only one here who wants to sleep
>   >with this person?
>
>   There is, you see, a crucial semantic difference between "to
>   sleep with" and "to fuck."  (Women wishing to investigate the
>   Dark Secrets of Male Psychology may begin here.)  One must be
>   careful to use one's terms precisely as defined, or one's
>   intentions may be mistaken.

I was going to say something clever about that feeling of laying next
to your ex at three in the morning and you haven't fucked for weeks
because she has gone off the pill and you know that you will never
again make love because she has fallen out of love with you and soon
someone else will be laying in the exact same spot you are now in but the
fact that this may be the last time you ever sleep with her exists
purely on an intellectual level for on a visceral level all that
exists is her smooth sicilian skin and a copy of waldens pond with a
coffee stain on the cover that lies on the nightstand and you wonder
why you even bothered to come over because it is absolute torture and
you never get much sleep but you know you will do it again until she
stops asking . . .

but I couldn't think of a clever way to say it.

--


	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: My profession
Organization: crystallized time
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 03:15:40 GMT

I raise books.

Every day, I get up at six, before they are awake.  
I set out bowls of ink and plates of sawdust.  

The books sleep on shelves.  As the early morning light
shines into the room, they start to stir.  I watch them
spread their covers and stretch, then glide down to the
floor.

The little paperbacks peep and tussle for their share.
The formal hardbacks have a careful, intricate pecking
order.  The trade paperbacks are my favorites; they are
friendly and sociable books.  The comics, flapping their
brightly coloured covers, tip and fall and tumble.  A few
lordly art and reference books wobble about, almost unable
to move.

After they finish their meal, I whistle sharply.  On that signal,
they all rush over to me.  I examine my flock, picking up each
one, dusting them, examining them. 

A few are ready every day.  I leave the rest of the books
to play, and take the ripe ones with me.

This is the saddest part; I cuddle the books close, and they
look at me trustingly.  Quickly, I kill them, with as little
pain as I can.

The sun is well up now, and it's time for my breakfast.  Eggs,
bacon, and a pot of coffee, and I examine my haul.  I settle 
into my easy chair, and open my new books.  They are shiny and
crisp, well fed and full of words.  I am proud of myself and my
flock. Soon, I'll sell them to the wholesaler in the city.

It's a good living.


--Zvi
"Sometimes he would honor this idol with his spider dance."
                                                  zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: Will Kill For Food
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:55:40 GMT
Summary: bam bam
Keywords: duck

I believe I may have a solution to this whole homeless thing.  Last week at
the gun show I saw Chinese copies of the Russian 9mm Tokarev automatic 
pistol for $129.  Now this is a full-size, semi-automatic handgun, of the
same caliber as many cops carry.  But cheaper.  The Saturday Night Special
of the 90's, if you will.

Anyway, from my school days I recall that a day of backbreaking labor with
Manpower or Labor Pool would yield $20-$25.  Therefore, any homeless person
with a Horatio Alger complex could, within 2 weeks, earn enough to purchase
a weapon and plenty of ammo.  With an additional small investment in a mask,
s/he would be upwardly mobile.  The possiblities are limited only by your
magazine capacity.  I shall begin watching for people bearing signs reading,
"Will Not Kill You, For Food".

They also had the gun Ruby used to kill Oswald, but it cost $4 to see it.

Dave
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: You are the first (was: Re: uwec power loss)
Organization: crystallized time
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 01:20:32 GMT

hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
[drivel]
>					--Joachim

That's it.  Joachim, you are the lamest thing to come down
the pike (heh) during my tenure as a lurker and newbie and
cavenewt on talk.bizarre. You are the first person to EVER
make it into my killfile. 

Lest you think it is because I am some crabby person, let 
me inform you: I am the God of Sweetness and Light.  My
tolerance is immense.  I didn't killfile sioux, I didn't
killfile catherine roth, or anyone else, but I am killfiling
YOU.

YOU ARE BORING.

BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING.

EXCRUCIATINGLY BORING.

and you show NO signs of getting any clues.

Cluelessness + boring = Joachim.

Farewell.  I shall never hear of you again.

--Zvi
zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu
"There is no need to stop with one cat or two or three etc."
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep Meets Miss Manners
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 18:56:25 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

"Just because you despise someone does not necessarily mean you insult them."
"So, Fuck Off"
						--@lS
[tm]