HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes)
Subject: Re: I'M SORRY (was Re: CALLING ALL RADIO TRANSMITTERS!)
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 20:53:39 GMT

(dave) writes:
>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>(dave) writes:
>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>put that put that put that up your wall.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>suspicion yourself, suspicion yourself; don't get caught.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>she should know, she's been there twice.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chronic town, poster torn, reaping wheel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not only deadlier, but smarter too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>it was 'round about midnight, eastern time ....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reason it could polish up the grey.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>... a two-headed cow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>martyr misconstrued
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not everyone can carry the weight of the world.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pass the magic pillow underhead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>eleven gallows on your sleeve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>did we miss anything?
>>>>>>>>>>>>we could gather, throw a fit.
>>>>>>>>>>>conversation fear!
>>>>>>>>>>could it be that one small voice doesn't count in the world?
>>>>>>>>>up the stairs, to the landing; up the stairs, into the hall.
>>>>>>>>tell now what is dreaming; when we try, listen with your eyes, oversimplify.
>>>>>>>a handshake is worthy, if it's all that you've got.
>>>>>>wrap your heels in bones of steel.
>>>>>the city on the river has a girl without a dream.
>>>>god-damn your confusion.
>>>if your friend took a fall, are you obligated to follow?
>>what will be your look this season?
>i thought i'd left you behind.
i fell by your bed once; i didn't want to tell you.
-- 
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<>   stephanie j. bartosz      sheph@wam.umd.edu       univ. of maryland  <> 
<>          "the only thing to fear is fearlessness." --r.e.m.            <>  
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From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Friends
Date: 12 Nov 1992 03:20:39 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o231-15.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

Did you know that if your best friend goes crazy, he/she
is most likely to kill you. You are the one who is known
best by the person, you are the closest person, almost a
part of them.   Except for them, you know them the best.

I make this my defense as to why I had to kill them all.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: FILL ME IN
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
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	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 19:06:25 GMT

In article <schnitzi.720982137@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>So, I've been busy the past couple of days.  Can someone
>tell me who won the election?
>
>--
>infidel

big daddy hate box, by a landslide.

Hope this helps.


TTFN,
M
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: Re: why I love SGI
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 14:05:07 GMT
Summary: mmm hmmm

kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson) writes:
>>When I first came here, I had a 16" X terminal, which soon stopped working.
>>When the repair dude came, he opened it up and said, "Oh, the rubber band
>>broke."  I though he was joking, but there was actually a rubber band holding
>>one of the SIMMs in place, because of a broken clip.
>
>I'd just like to say here that he is lying since we never fix anything
>around here, much less call a repairman.  If some piece of equipement
>fails to perform its primary function, it is summarily reassigned.

Wait a minute.  Weren't you summarily reassigned to the unix development
group last week?

Dave
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc,test,alt.net.personalities
From: jsautner@trentu.ca (Jeanette Sautner)
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc,test,alt.net.personalities
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Trent University Computer Services Department
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 23:46:00 GMT

> 
>This morning the new `C&A Compliments' Catalogue arrived in the post. 
>The blue-eyed, blonde girl who models their underwear and stockings is
>delicious.  She looks as if she is about eighteen.  

I am really curious as to why you find a woman "delicious".  Are you a 
cannibal?
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I'm so lazy
Date: 5 Nov 1992 16:05:08 GMT
Organization: nice cuddly finchhaus (slightly vampiric)
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <6885@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>You gotta understand that my health care is totally free. No deductable,
>no co-payment. Any drugs are similarly free. [...]           In fact,
>I can leave work and just go with no concern. Say, leave at noon saying
>"I'm going to sick call" and blow off the rest of the day.
>Do I do this?
>No, I use prescriptions for Entex and triamcinoline acetonide that
>expired 04/27/92 and 5/92 respectively. I think this is because I can't
>get a parking spot close to the clinic and anything over 200 yards is
>too long to walk.

a good one-quarter of my income pays for things such as this dude's
health insurance and i won't be able to afford coverage for myself 
until sometime in the middle of '93.
   goddammit, white.  i really don't mind covering your tab 'cuz it's
a really small percentage of my federal taxes, and it's a better expense
than, say, funding research for evidence of kiddie porn in the pages of
old playboy magazines.  but i wish that you'd at least use your medical 
insurance whenever you can.  get full physicals twice a week, and blood 
tests twice a month, just to be sure.  i'd rather the money go into a 
doctor's pocket than some insurance broker's, i guess.
   and since the closest i'll get to a doctor's office in the next seven
months is walking by one, think about me next time you get a thermometer
jammed up your ass.

AjD
petulant
-- 
                      ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"The drazy hoops, the drazy hoops! It's the blimp! The blimp!" -- DvV
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From: dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca)
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 21:46:38 GMT


     My middle name is "Michael."
     Maybe Ilana R. Stern and I should form a support group
for adult children of people who would name small, mostly
defenseless, babies after faceless bureaucratic monoliths.

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: geography, short-wave radios, and you
Date: 9 Nov 1992 20:04:57 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1dibrcINN1lf@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>  Called a certain mail-order consumer electronics company today
>and after I ordered a shortwave radio the following conversation 
>took place:
>
>  Me:  Does the radio work on European current?
>  Operator:  One moment, I'll check.
>  [very long wait with very bad 'on-hold' music.]
>  Operator:  Yes, it does receive Canadian radio stations.


You should have bought a Collins R-390.  Runs on 110VAC, or, with the quick
switch of the wires going to the transformer primary, on 220VAC or 440VAC.
You can even get a 28VDC dynamotor supply so if you need to take it on board
the airliner, you'll have power for it.

Try the Canadian big-band station on 800 KHz AM.  It's usually wiped out by
some Caribbean station here, and I don't have the antenna system fully
erected in the new house...
--scott
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Prohibited (was: rmgroup alt.fan.rush-limbaugh)
Date: 11 Nov 92 19:04:38 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1dmb3tINNssu@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:

# Is there a way to say "prohibited" in words of one syllable?

Not Loud To.





-- 
                                  //// Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
Don't get off while it's moving. ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
                                ////                  E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
                               ////       Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
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From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.geek,misc.test,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.licker.store
Subject: uh...
Date: 10 Nov 92 01:03:48
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
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Comments: Autopsy is a dying practice
Comments: anyone who spends precious time reading these dumb comments deserves to know that the followup will post to misc.test as well.


Actual C code fragment I typed a few minutes ago:

gloat sinc()
{
}

C code fragment I might type tomorrow:

gloat junk()
{
	int ricate;
	char acterflaw;
	short shameful, confession; 
	long boring, article;
}

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.

			       HUG ME!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: pjf debacle
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 21:43:02 GMT
Keywords: poor pat

gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>The Uniform Secret Suits Service is noted for its':
>	Paranoia
>	Disrespect for citizens' rights
>	Hypertension
>	Excessive armament
>	Little lapel pins 
>	Absolute lack of a sense of humor
>	Tendency to extreme overreaction
>	Tendency to wave around the above mentioned excessive armament
>	  at every loud noise
>	Lack of reservations about abusing its' authority, 

Bad haircuts
Cool shades
Little antennae in their ears

--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Date: 8 Nov 92 14:36:26 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <ausdal.721067954@joule> ausdal@ece.scarolina.edu (Thi Van Ausdal) writes:
>>> Ken Johnson (ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk) wrote:
>>> I have a sudden craving for roast beef, yorkshire pudding and roast
>>> potatoes. 
>One question, what the hell is yorkshire pudding?  Seriously!
                         ^               |
                         |               |
                         |               |
                         -----------------
                               Yes.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: why is that?
Date: 9 Nov 1992 01:52:41 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <92Nov08.2142.14294@crash.canon.co.uk> tim@crash.canon.co.uk writes:
>At Burger King, no VAT (Value Added Tax) is charged on Lemon Meringue
>Pies. Why is that?

Because they're grown, not manufactured.

See the X Industries Seed Catalog for
more information.

				--Blair
				  "Had a bitch of a time
				   getting the union bug
				   in the right place on
				   the box-label."
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MYTH OF RICTUS
Date: 7 Nov 1992 07:41:58 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <BxAwEK.11v@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
*He spends all of eternity rolling tires down exit ramps.

No, no, that's Mike McGee.


Mark "Blow the whistle" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Craftsmanship
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 08:31:38 GMT

Some write like painters.  They splash bright words across the
screen, yielding gaudy jungles, mysterious landscapes, incisive
portraits.  We pass, looking briefly or long, and see a monment
or a scene frozen before us.

Some sculpt with their words.  They bend stiff concepts into 
surprising arcs, carve recalcitrant blocks of text into graceful
volumes of space, weld intersecting planes of thought, forcing 
their viewers to look in new directions which they had never 
noticed before.

Some are architects of text.  They throw up great sparkling edifices 
to wonder at, enact crystal domes, excavate vast halls and tunnels
of interior musing, and invite the reader in to wander them.

I write more like a home carpenter.  Cursing and muttering to myself,
I hammer my work together and try to finish it properly.  "Goddamn it,
got to get that corner racked square."  Slowly the shape comes 
together -- boxy, practical, plain.  In the distance -- across town
and across the world -- I see great glowing spires of aquamarine and
crimson going up, twisting towards the stars.

  -- Clifton  Honolulu, 10/92

--
Home: cliftonr@netcom.com     +1 808 521 9073
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"Whatever flames upon the night/Man's own resinous heart has fed." - W. B. Yeats
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 12 Nov 92 00:07:43 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Followup-To: rec.pets.dogs
Keywords: smirk, sexual

andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:

>I talk to strangers and pet strange dogs.

No wonder they always hump my leg, you get them all worked up.

Gerald
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From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: a retraction
Date: 5 Nov 92 22:16:39 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
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In article <1992Nov5.172328.3477@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>
>i hereby rescind and retract all statements made by me regarding the

Is that an uzi in your bunny suit or are you just
glad to see the President?

				--Blair
				  "Dan Quayle for Caddy!"
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What do you think???
Date: 11 Nov 1992 18:24:27 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <BxJysH.yD@brunel.ac.uk> bm90ash@brunel.ac.uk (Adrian S Harvey) writes:
>What do people believe?

Anything, especially during election years.

>Does science have the answer to why we are here ?

WASHINGTON, DC (UPI) - Scientists believe they have the answer to why the
human race is here.  The results are still raw, and should be refined within
the next few millenia.  "We're all very excited over this," said Andrew 
Schlemiel, head scientist of the research group.

>Or did God create us ?

Yes, but he forgot to copyright the design.  Now you see the results.


5150
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The One True Cross")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Best Thing About Being an Amoeba
Date: 10 Nov 92 18:34:52 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


_I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream_ has a happy ending.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: english@alicudi.usc.edu (Joe English)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Yorkshire pudding (was: Short, shameful confession)
Date: 10 Nov 1992 13:59:51 -0800
Organization: Nerds of Action
Distribution: world
Reply-To: joe@trystero.art.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: alicudi.usc.edu
Keywords: rot13



|> 
|> In article <ausdal.721067954@joule> ausdal@ece.scarolina.edu (Thi Van
|> Ausdal) writes:
|> 
|> 
|> #  One question, what the hell is yorkshire pudding? Seriously!

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
|> 
|> [ description of how to make Yorkshire pudding ]

Ken forgot to mention the bizarre aspect of
Yorkshire pudding:  it's British food that
actually tastes good.


--joe@trystero.art.com

  ignore this posting
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Interfaith marriages
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 16:16:58 GMT

> lfa1@cec1.wustl.edu (Lorrie Faith Ackerman) writes:

>Also, I was wondering if anybody has any ideas for non-religious things
>to say at the ceremony (i.e., poems, songs, readings, etc...)


"Dear, I promise that, for the rest of my life, if you scratch mine,
Ill scratch yours". (wedding dissolves into mad fuck fest, as bride
and groom do it on the alter, and all in the brides family find a
partner in the grooms family and begin copulating)

"But, did you fuck her?"

"This is all a tax scam anyway, so lets just get it the fuck overwith"

"What he said"



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ecr2@ellis.uchicago.edu (corprew reed)
Subject: mu-tate-o-la (was: Re: Personal Bests)
Reply-To: ecr2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: not with that duck, you don\'t
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 19:35:29 GMT

In article <BxJFBI.L5K@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>As any experienced hunter knows, sheep are boneless creatures.  The more
>puerile and ignorant among us tend to group them with goats and other
>ungulants, but in reality, sheep are close relatives of the Paramecium.
>They are, in fact, large and fuzzy unicellular organisms; when we shear a
>sheep, we are simultaneously removing their cilia and depriving them of
>a mode of locomotion.  
>
>This reminds me of a story, which you will now suffer through or die:
>
[a lot a lot deleted]
>--
>HWRNMNBSOL 
>
>

you're DISGUSTING!" And with laughter.  He can hear the southwestern
United State, for the Paramecium. The stranger nods sagely, as the
fright down yours.  Pete, that, the fellow, and depriving the has
little to mention with that is travelling through the chap is stare
of his bestiality, sheep are simultaneously removing to hitch a ride
on a freighter.  He can hear the stranger leapt to hitch a ride on
a freighter.  Hence, he said it.  The man got on the process.  It
was only kidding through or die My brother, you're DISGUSTING!" And
with laughter.  Hence, he said it.  The yokel sits down yours.  Pete,
that, the part. A few minutes before the begins to think anybody actually
a veteran layer...."      ".....I was only live once; might on the
archetypical school student at the Paramecium. The station.  It goes
something line of a smile cross the bench to waits.  After a bit,
he said not done a goat?" Pete braces himself in a daze, and fuzzy
unicellular or some odd kicks, I tell you) and see where we gets a
silly look in his eye.  Pete, that both my brother guy wander at Kent
State, for an hour or some odd kicks, I tells this pervert and I come
from the stranger nods sagely, as table etiquette and ignorant among
us tend to say, nothing. The man got on matters such and best hick-boy
is not done      "...chickens? Yep, 'specially DID any of this pervert
and fuzzy unicellular or some odd kicks, I tells this tale of his
face stops about tae kwan do; that the train coming, but he did nothing.
The more perturbed as Pete, that stuff.....good, ain't it?"  he forces
out. The stranger leapt to hitch a ride on a freighter.  He can hear
the train, or they'll enjoy it so much...."      "Sure 'nuff.  The
man's face stops about tae kwan do; that he did nothing. The man's
face.      "Sure 'nuff.  Then the train stop, wait. Pete sat on the
man's face in the country -- I'm a visual arts professor at the chap
is stare of his (fictional) porcine escapades.  


keeps me sane...

-Rw
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: the FBI is after me, really
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 17:39:59 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.155833.29792@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>From noyes@sweetpea.jsc.nasa.gov Thu Nov  5 07:53:19 1992
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>To: root@nyx.cs.du.edu
>Cc: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
>Subject: Re: i say kill bush
>Status: OR
>
>>A user on your system is utilizing your mail to commit a federal
>>offense. I am sending a copy of his correspondence to the FBI.
>>You should take action to prohibit this person from utilizing your system.
>
>
>>I have sent this letter to the FBI. Seriously. I hope that you will
>>understand that your suggested actions are not only unacceptable... 
>>they are illegal.
>
  Whee! Alt.fascism!

  Does this loser recognize a JOKE when he sees one...?

  I don't think PJF has to worry, since this butwiper has probably sent over
10000 letters to the FBI already, detailing the activities of criminals like
Barbara Bush, who after a particularly nasty fight with GHWB several decades
ago, was overheard to exclaim, 'Ooh... I could just KILL poppy right now!'.

  Read my lips: THAT POST WAS A JOKE

  Idiot.

-- Clint, 'Look closely at this 2x4...' *plonk*
 

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From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: FKC CERTIFIED CLASS B KARMA DEVICE
Date: 11 Nov 1992 03:15:20 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

This device complies with part 15(b) of the Federal Karma
Commission Rules.  Operation is subject to two conditions: (1)
This device may not cause harmful karma, and (2) This device
must accept all karma received, including such karma as may
cause improper operation.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: woo woo
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 10 Nov 92 06:28:36 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.

chok ah
chok ah
chok ah
chok ah

chok ah
chok ah
chok ah
chok ah
woo