From: zursch@whizkid.corp.sgi.com (Jeff Zurschmeide)
Subject: Re: Bush for (Ex)President in '92!
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc., Mountain View, CA
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 16:54:34 GMT

donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin) writes:
>
>Well gee, Spunky, I don't remember anything about the American Empire
>being taught when I was in high school.  Of course, my high school
>wasn't down the block from the beach and we didn't customarily come in
>to school with surfboards and wet suits.  California twit...

Is it my fault if you went to a school where they taught you that 
everything had to be nice and we'll all sit quietly with our hands
folded while the teacher expounds on how nice it is to be nice? 
Your failed education is not my responsibility. It's amazing you
can get it together enough not to shit your own pants. 

>As for empires, you might look to the British Empire to see where
>that road leads:  once a center of knowledge and civilization, they're
>now nothing but a penniless and decadent nation of inbred pederasts

I think that's because they got too caught up in polo and trying to 
figure out who's porking the royal women...(because it certainly
isn't Chuck and Andrew...) 

>Right, because then you'd have ordinary folks saying to themselves "You
>know, it really doesn't make any sense to me, for us to be invading
>Panama for something we ignored when they were our butt buddies".
>Carefull, JiZzum, next you'll be shaking your head in agreement with
>the War on Drugs...when you've clearly done way too much bad acid in
>your youth.

Bad acid nothing. We're on top. We make the rules. Noriega's gonna be
cooling his heels for a long time, and don't think all the other
tinpots aren't taking notice. 

>>Peeve - Protestors. Sanctimonious Protestors in Particular. 
>
>And here we find JZ re-evaluating the 1st Amendment...

Not a chance, lefty boy. I don't have to like it when people
get out and whine 'It's not NICE that we have more stuff than
thrid world countries! We should ALL go be poor, so we can be 
good people and suffer!' Then they get back in their VW Jettas
and Toyota Tercels and go home and watch KQED. Barf me out,
man. 

>>Anti-Peeve - The graffiti under the Highway 1 bridge at Ocean 
>>St. in Santa Cruz that sez: "I'm pro-choice and I riot!"
>
>Finally, an inteligent suggestion from Peevetown's village idiot!
>I guess the peyote wore off...

No way, man, I'm just peaking. Wimpy protests from non-violent
"nice" people are boring. I wanna see 500,000 women storm the
capital and hang Rehnquist by his own goddamn entrails!

>Nope, wrong again.  Sometimes I wonder if they have to have metal
>detectors in schools these days because the kids are smarter than we
>think, they LEARNED the essential lesson of the US's Cold War foreign
>policy:  the dude with the most guns makes the rules.  Remember that,
>when some street kid shoots your dick off because you're slow handing
>over your wallet.  We've taught this generation well! :(

Things like that happen only in cities, and I avoid those. Said kid
wouldn't make it past the dogs at my mountain hideaway, and then 
he'd be ventilated by a few well-placed .30 caliber full-metal-jackets. 

>>I see jiz running down your chin, though....sorry if Fat Frank
>>broke your teeth. 
>
>You have some ODD fantasies, dude.

Commend me to your orthodontist. 

>Interesting.  When I told Takahashi who gave me his name, he was trying
>to remember if you were the one who smudged the side of his sword, dropped
>it on another student's toe (severing the toe) and took to hanging around
>Society for Creative Anachronism meetings, pretending to be a samurai.
>Was that you?

Nope. I'll tell you how I left the school sometime over a beer. 

I see, however, that you failed to even make it into the school. 
Wha-hoppen? Did you show him your collection of Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle comix and ask him to teach you how to be like 
Donatello? 

JZ
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