HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: DCHRISTO@vm.cc.purdue.edu (Dorothy J. Christoff)
Subject: Uh-Oh!!
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 14:07:56 GMT

There was an AP article out of Washington in yesterday's local paper.
The headline was "After 16 years, Quayle slips quietly out of town"
 
A few paragraphs:
 
[...]
 
"Quayle and his wife, Marilyn, later slipped out of town for two
days in the Florida sun.
"They'll return Friday night and live in a relative's home in
Potomac, Md., while their two youngest children finish the spring
term at private schools in the capital.  Their oldest son is off
at college.
"Then Quayle plans to return to Indiana, write a book and mull
his future.
"Gore and Quayle both came to Congress in 1977 and later served
together in the Senate.  Ideological opposites, they were friends
off the floor who played basketball together in the House gym.
"They also engaged in a bruising debate last Oct. 13 in Atlanta
that may have left hard feelings.  Apart from a brief conversation
after the Nov. 3 election, Quayle and Gore did not converse
during the long transition."
 
[...]
 
"Asked in an interview last Friday if he expected to be back
in power one day, Quayle sighed and said he wanted to adhere
to Bush's edict about leaving office with style.
"'Doing it the right way is not to speculate about returning
in four years or what not,' said Quayle.
"'All right, folks.  Sine die,' said Quayle with a laugh,
borrowing the Latin expression that Congress uses when it
adjourns with no fixed date of return."
 
Is it possible that our boy may NOT run in '94?
 
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From: atwater@cgl.ucsf.edu (Susan Atwater)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: QuayleWare
Date: 22 Jan 93 01:02:38 GMT
Organization: UCSF Computer Graphics Lab
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Don Coolidge (coolidge@cauldron.next.com) wrote:
: In article <1jd38kINNm5p@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>  
: rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
: > 
: > Q: How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?
: > 
: > A: Thirteen.  <blah, blah, blah (drool), etc. deleted>
: 
: Of course, conservatives don't change lightbulbs. They're still  
: trying to force the rest of us to use candles, or, better yet,  
: fat-soaked rags tied to a branch and stuck in a crack in the wall...

Actually they just get their wives to change them.  Or their servents.


How many conservatives DOES it take to change a light bulb?

One to hold it still, while he waits for the world to revolve around
him!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (TRUTH IS. BELIEF IS NOT REQUIRED.)
Subject: The Danster Movie Coming Soon (Re: Dan's Good Book
Summary: Mr. Ed  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 28 Jan 93 02:58:58 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.091600.46786@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>, dougm@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu                           writes...
>Will the role of Dan be
>played by Charlton Heston when they do the movie?
>
I seem to remember a discission of a Dannikins movie in this group a
few months ago. I believe we concluded that the "Dan Quayle Story"
would be done like "Mr. Smith goes to Washington" (or was it Mr. Ed
goes to Washington?).

>/s Douglas L. Miller <dougm@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>
>-- Who says I am not under the special protection of God?
>                                     Adolph Hitler
> 
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  :^) We're making progress. Things are getting worse at a slower rate.:-)
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From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Clear the sidewalks, Dan's driving!
Date: 27 Jan 93 02:06:20 GMT
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University

John Berger writes:
>
>If you are visiting Huntington, Indiana in the next few months, be sure to 
>stay off the sidewalks, and look both ways twice before crossing the street 
>(don't just look to the right, as some here would have you do!!).

Anyone see Jim Jarmusch's most recent film, _Night on Earth_?
The image of taxi driver Helmut comes to mind....



--
"Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you"
	"I'll have a Duff's, you have one, too...."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dgs@sfi.santafe.edu (David G. Simmons)
Subject: Re: Well, there's no alt.fan.call.me.al
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 17:25:15 GMT
Organization: Santa Fe Institute

In article <1993Jan25.051452.18775@blaze.cs.jhu.edu> wilson@gauss.cs.jhu.edu (Dwight Wilson) writes:
>In article <1jvh69INNqiq@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
>
>>Oh, by the way... speaking of Hillary, I guess that you liberals will
>>overlook her crude comment in from of the press the other day.  She's
>>really doing a super job of showing off how common and crude she is.
>>The Democrats really did a good job of filling the White House with
>>trash this time.
>>
>
>Your absolutely right Robert.  Perhaps she should take classes
>at the Richard Nixon School of Polite Speech.
>
Or perhaps from another infinitely well-composed First Lady, Betty Ford!

-- 
David G. Simmons	"New Mexico...Land of the flea,
davids@lanl.gov 	 Home of the Plague..."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: spencer@ais.org (Spencer PriceNash)
Subject: Re: Everyone's gone.
Organization: UMCC
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 14:34:33 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.200432.12129@netcom.com> madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann) writes:
>1/19/93:
>
>Reported in the San Jose Mercury News...a reporter called the
>office of Quayle's press secretary, a Mr. Beckwith, but the
>person who answered seemed unfamiliar with the proper routine.
>"No, nobody's here," she said.  "They've all gone."
>
>So Quayle, the consummate La-Z-Boy, took off a day early.

What position was he in when he left?  That might not make sense.
Check my .sig.


>Maddi Hausmann                       |  The Truth is still The Truth, forsooth 
>madhaus@netcom.com                   |  Even if believing It you refuse
>Centigram Communications Corp        |  Disproof's uncouth, refuting moot
>San Jose California  408/428-3553    |  A Fundie's brain is dead.
-- 
Spencer PriceNash   spencer@spencer.ann-arbor.mi.us   spencer@ais.org
"This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs." -- Quayle,
 discussing Sununu's resignation
From: raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee)
Subject: Re: YOUR ALL UPSET! AYE?
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 17:23:33 GMT

In <1993Jan27.143439.29493@ugle.unit.no> leifmk@Lise.Unit.NO (Leif Magnar Kj|nn|y) writes:

>In article <C1HEI2.7ny@umassd.edu>, acsca@UMASSD.EDU writes:

>Since your post appears to have originated from a computer belonging to an 
>American educational facility, I would also like to point out that you should
>be ashamed of yourself for exhibiting such an embarrasing lack of command of
>the official language of your own country, which is probably also your own native
>language.  (If my assumptions here are incorrect, I apologize - but I don't think
>they are.)  Did you graduate from high school, without even learning your own
>language?  Or what?

shameful thing is that this has been more common in American schools over the
last 12 years. Something about Supply Side Economics.....
-- 
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From: JFL4@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Ding, Dong, The Witch Is Dead
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:23:24 GMT
 <C1871E.2Mt@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>
 <1993Jan22.050304.7946@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
 <C19LCF.Mrs@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>
Organization: Penn State University

In article <C19LCF.Mrs@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, rdorocke@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
(rob lawrence dorocke) says:
>
>Clinton probably decided to request Copland's music because either (1) he
>heard it in every other inaguration or (2) because nobody else from
>Arkansas had ever heard of Copland.
>

This is an insult.  I was born and spent my childhood in northern Louisiana
listening to my mother's 78 rpm collection of Aaron Copeland records.  Many
rural people are proud (*and even aware*) of Copeland's music because it is
recognized as one of the truly American forms of the 20th century.

But, I'll fall back on one of those "quaint" southern colloquialisms to
express my disgust:  I wouldn't piss in "rob dorocke's" elitist mouth
to put out a fire in his stomach.

Hope this helps!

Jeff Luck
CES Systems Office
Penn State University
JFL4@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: bsmart@bsmart.TTI.COM (Bob Smart)
Subject: Re: There's still time!!!
Reply-To: bsmart@bsmart.TTI.COM (Bob Smart)
Organization: Citicorp+TTI
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 02:33:53 GMT

In article <C1597r.1F9@umassd.edu>, pmsc02av@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> It's foolproof!  How much damage can he possibly do in 1 hour????

Not quite foolproof.  Well, maybe ordinary foolproof, but not danproof.

My guesses about why Bushwa didn't duck out at the last minute and let
Dannie be Queen for a Day to issue the pardons:

	1. Dannie might have forgotten that today's the Big Day and blown
           his opportunity to issue the pardons by playing golf or watching
           cartoons or something.  Only when it's tragically too late would
           he discover that the end of a presidential term isn't like the
           end of a school term, where you can hand in your signed pardons
           late and still get partial credit.

	2. Dannie might have remembered to issue some pardons, but blubbered
           it up and ended up pardoning Clinton instead.  Or Nixon.  Or
Lincoln.
	   Oopsie!  Sorry, Poppy!

	3. Deep in his craven heart, he really knows that he deserves to be
           punished and his wretched soul secretly longs for the just
           retribution that he's evaded for so long.

	   Not.

---------

A fanatic is someone who does what he knows that God would do if God knew the
facts of the case.

Some mailers apparently munge my address; you might have to use
bsmart@bsmart.tti.com -- or if that fails, fall back to
72027.3210@compuserve.com.  Ain't UNIX grand?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: jberger@novell.com (John Berger)
Subject: Clear the sidewalks, Dan's driving!
Summary: Dan messed up again!
Organization: Novell, Inc.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 09:37:04

Read in the paper this morning:

1.  Dan has sold his autobiography (for an unspecified sum), even though he 
doesn't have a writer for it yet (yes, the article DID say this -- an 
autobiography without an author!).  It is expected to come out in the fall of 
'94 (just in time for the election).

2.  It seems that Dan let his Indiana driver's license expire in August of 
'90, and now he has to take the written and driving tests again.  His staff 
was unable to exert enough influence over the DMV to get them to waive the 
test provisions, so he has to take both tests again.  

If you are visiting Huntington, Indiana in the next few months, be sure to 
stay off the sidewalks, and look both ways twice before crossing the street 
(don't just look to the right, as some here would have you do!!).
From: joslin@pogo.isp.pitt.edu (David Joslin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: End of Quayle Season
Date: 21 Jan 93 23:25:07 GMT
Organization: Intelligent Systems Program

Someone posting from qualcom.qualcomm.com writes:
>We have survived the Reagan Era (Bush being merely the 3rd term
>caretaker). Quayle is gone and hopefully quickly forgotten.
>A.F.D-Q has been fun but no longer serves a purpose (IMO)...
>adios (see ya in 95?)
>Ensign, set a course for unsubcribing to A.F.D-Q
>engage.

Could it be that Dannyboy himself has graced a.f.d-q 
with his presence?  Let's weigh the evidence:

PRO
---------------------  
Wants us to think a.f.d-q no longer serves a purpose

Hopes the Quayle will be forgotten (perhaps so that the
Quayle Quotes file will be lost?)

Posting from QUALcomm (note the missing 'y' and,
more significantly, the missing 'e')

Still confused about what year the next presidential election
will be held (but, in all fairness, getting closer)

CON
---------------------
Not as many spelling errors as we might expect

Written in complete sentences, for the most part

Dan Quayle?  Computer literate?



dj
Let's just hope he doesn't find out about alt.sex.bondage
From: joslin@pogo.isp.pitt.edu (David Joslin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Quayles Not Going anywhere
Date: 27 Jan 93 18:16:46 GMT
Organization: Intelligent Systems Program

jc@optimla.aimla.com (John VanHoozer) writes:
>Of course,  they'll hire a ghost writer 

Actually, our local paper made a point of saying that Quayle
was *not* going to hire a ghost writer.

Quayle is getting over one million dollars for this book, and
not using a ghost writer.  What does that work out to, about
$50,000 per word?

dj
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann)
Subject: Re: Quayles Not Going anywhere
Organization: Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 20:41:57 GMT

joslin@pogo.isp.pitt.edu (David Joslin) writes: >
jc@optimla.aimla.com (John VanHoozer) writes: >>

>>Of course,  they'll hire a ghost writer 
>
>Actually, our local paper made a point of saying that Quayle
>was *not* going to hire a ghost writer.
>
>Quayle is getting over one million dollars for this book, and
>not using a ghost writer.  What does that work out to, about
>$50,000 per word?

More like $100,000 per drawing.  If he doesn't need a ghost
writer, maybe he'll hire a ghost doodler.

-- 
Maddi Hausmann                       |  The Truth is still The Truth, forsooth 
madhaus@netcom.com                   |  Even if believing It you refuse
Centigram Communications Corp        |  Disproof's uncouth, refuting moot
San Jose California  408/428-3553    |  A Fundie's brain is dead.
From: hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: YOUR ALL UPSET! AYE?
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:29:37 GMT
Organization: Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

In article <C1HEI2.7ny@umassd.edu> acsca@UMASSD.EDU writes:
)WOW!
)THIS IS GREAT, JUST THE MENTION OF RELIGION SCARES YOU.
)I'M JUST WONDERING, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE OPPRESSION OF IT?
)					---JUST CURIOUS

"Oppression of Religion" is redundant.

BTW, most terminals have a "Caps Lock" key.  Learn it.
-- 
And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey:
    If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, go real limp, so people will think
    you're a dummy, and they'll try to catch you, because hey, free dummy!
hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu             Valhalla BBS, 217-352-3682, WWIV4.21, 14.4k
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM)
Subject: Re: Well, there's no alt.fan.call.me.al
Summary: So what is intelligence?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: intelligence women rope hanging cats perot
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:27:22 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.201051.11887@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov>, bryan@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov (Bryan L. Allen)             writes...
>In article <1jvh69INNqiq@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan20.030700.8055@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin) writes:
>>>In article <1jcvvuINN999@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
>>Dan Quayle for U.S. President in 1996!!!  
> 
>Absolutely! And since the family fortune he's heir to is just lying
>about unused, he should take a lesson from Perot and run self-financed.
>Just think, Dan Quayle info-mercials! He could draw his own charts!
>Oh, bliss!

A Dan Quayle infomercial. Now *that's* a concept. Could someone here
design a Quayle-formercial?
	As for charts, I could see that. Complete with smiley's drawn in
crayon. 
> 
>            Bryan L. Allen       bryan@devvax.jpl.nasa.gov
>            Telos Corp./JPL      (818) 306-6425
-Garrett
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Dan's BOOK!
Date: 26 Jan 93 05:10:26 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona UNIX Users Group

acsca@UMASSD.EDU writes:

> 								Liberal today
>does not mean "open-minded" as far as politics goes, it means they believe in:
> 
> Abortion on demand (up to 9 months)

Well, although I normally don't support late abortions, I do support them
when there are no discernable higher mental functions.  I guess in your case 
that means I could even agree to a post natal abortion.
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Quayles Not Going anywhere
Summary: Picture this
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:32:10 GMT
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

In article <C1GyJy.7y3@optimla.aimla.com>, jc@optimla.aimla.com (John VanHoozer)                      writes...
>Heard this A.M. on local L.A. radio (near as I can remember):
> 
>Dan Quayle will *not* be going to work for a think tank or anyone 
>else very soon.  It seems that <SOME PUBLISHER> is paying more than 
>$1 million to write his memoirs....
> 
I suddenly got this mental image of the Danster trying to write his
memoirs. Picture this:

Dan behind a huge oak desk, grasping a pencil with his entire hand, his
tongue stuck out the side of his mouth, sweat on the brow, as he tries to
write his name.
	A few minutes he is looking out the window with that look
that we know so well. Then he is trying balencing the pencil on his nose.
Then he breaks out the baseball and mit. 
	Finally Marilyn comes in while he standing on the desk praticing
his putt. I leave the rest to you.
> 
>				jc
> 
>John C. VanHoozer			     |
>OptImage Interactive Services Company, L.P.  |  uunet!{optimage,aimla}!jc
>Disclaimer:
>   Opinions expressed are mine alone.

-Garrett
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: Re: Clear the sidewalks, Dan's driving!
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 19:46:32 GMT

John Berger writes:

>2.  It seems that Dan let his Indiana driver's license expire in August of 
>'90, and now he has to take the written and driving tests again.  His staff 
>was unable to exert enough influence over the DMV to get them to waive the 
>test provisions, so he has to take both tests again.  

>If you are visiting Huntington, Indiana in the next few months, be sure to 
>stay off the sidewalks, and look both ways twice before crossing the street 
>(don't just look to the right, as some here would have you do!!).

Just look for the car with all lights flashing, the horn blaring continuously,
the power windows, antenna and door locks going up and down repeatedly, the
windshield wipers and washers running (whether it's raining or not), and the
stereo system blaring "Onward Christian Soldiers".  Also, it'll be moving
forward a few feet at a time and stopping in a great jerking motion and the
engine will repeatedly be dying and restarting, even though it's an automatic.
Finally, the interior driver's side of the windshield will be covered with
spray (a side effect of the neat-o engine noises being produced by the driver).

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu

"Gee, Marilyn, what's THIS button do?"
From: Robert_Broughton@mindlink.bc.ca (Robert Broughton)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: That's all folks!
Date: 25 Jan 93 17:27:21 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada

> Jason K. Schechner writes:
>
>         It's so clear to me now.  He's going into a career as a golf
> pro!  That way he can stay in the spotlight, keep getting the
> attention he so richly deserves, and we don't have to lose sight of
> him.  Best of all, how much damage can a golf pro do?
>

Spiro Agnew did quite a bit of damage as a golf amateur.

--
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Robert Broughton    Robert_Broughton@mindlink.bc.ca

"We calm and reassure. We embrace people with the message that we're
all in it together. That our leaders are infallible and that there is
nothing, absolutely nothing wrong." - Miles Drentell, _thirtysomething_
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: wilson@gauss.cs.jhu.edu (Dwight Wilson)
Subject: Re: Well, there's no alt.fan.call.me.al
Organization: The Johns Hopkins University CS Department
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:25:27 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.201651.8673@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> jks2x@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (Jason K. Schechner) writes:
>In article <1993Jan25.051452.18775@blaze.cs.jhu.edu> wilson@gauss.cs.jhu.edu (Dwight Wilson) writes:
>>In article <1jvh69INNqiq@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
>>
>>>Oh, by the way... speaking of Hillary, I guess that you liberals will
>>>overlook her crude comment in from of the press the other day.  She's
>>>really doing a super job of showing off how common and crude she is.
>>>The Democrats really did a good job of filling the White House with
>>>trash this time.
>>>
>>
>>Your absolutely right Robert.  Perhaps she should take classes
> ^^^^
>	I know those of us here at a.f.d-q are supposed to be above
>such petty criticism as this, but when the guy posts a total of 17
>original words and manages to screw up the kind of thing my 13
>year-old sister never misses, it just makes you wonder what the contry
>is coming to.  Fortunately his party is out for at LEAST 4 years.  
                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>	Why is it that some people just can't grasp the usage of the
>simple apostrophe?
>
>>at the Richard Nixon School of Polite Speech.
>>

MY PARTY!  MY PARTY????

(Sorry for the shouting, now for the flame).

Jason, I'd far rather miss a few apostrophes in an off the cuff
posting than be utterly incapable of recognizing humor (OK, an attempt 
at humor).

Now that you've accused me of being Republican, and I've accused
you of humorless, can just shake hands (so to speak) and call it even?

-Dwight