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From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: romantic french phrases
Organization:  I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 22:01:27 GMT

dahead00@nx28.mik.uky.edu (Zippidy Do Dah) writes:
>tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
>> In article <Bvy54H.Ety@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au>  
>coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates) writes:
>> >In article <1992Oct8.172204.2735@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>,  
>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>> >|> In article <tvechins.921007175810@eng.auburn.edu>  
>tvechins@eng.auburn.edu (Toni R. Vechinski) writes:
>> >|> >
>> >|> >>         Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?        :-)
>> >|> 
>> >|> >Isn't that from that ABBA song "Voulez-vous" from the 70's?
>> >|> 
>> >|> Yes, it is, but I never knew what they were singing
>> >|> either, till I took a french class.  :-)
>> 
>> *WHOOP* *WHOOP* The Falsehood in Advertising Meter is going berserk!
>> 
>>>Wait a minute - I remember "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)"  
>as a disco song from the seventies.  I can't remember the singer, but she  
>was black, which rules out Abba.  Abba did have a song called  
>"Voulez-vous", but I'm pretty sure this phrase did not appear in it.
>> 
>> Amen! another voice in the wilderness in defense of the rightful  
>singer of this song, Lady Marmalade!
>
> *WHOOP* *WHOOP* The Falsehood in Advertising Meter is going berserk!
>
>Try Patti LaBelle (sp)     Lady Marmalade! NOT!!

That was the name of the group she was in at the time...I'm sorry I didn't make
that more clear to you. My collection of 45's does not lie.

>Later

It's one thing to be rude, but to be rude and WRONG is unforgivable...:)

   Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
 
                       
        
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From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter)
Subject: Re: RFA titles
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 17:20:52 GMT

erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) shares: 


>
>	Ok...  Since you cooked for me, I am quite a bit happier...
>:)  *Smooch*

Thanks for the compliment, and you better not try that smoochin' in person....
MR. Salter don't take it too kindly....


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julie Salter<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            President, Romantic Fire Association
         Wife of the Official Fireside Sex Advisor 
		       Steven Salter
	(where do you think he gets his information?)
			    NOT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>email: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
From: kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: help me with me RFA title
Date: 11 Oct 92 13:05:52 GMT
Organization: World Violation, Inc.

Hi!

I need your help finding a nice RFA title. I had several ideas
but the smartest one is:

        Official Joker of the RFA.

I mean I like jokes and I love to laugh. And sometimes it's very
useful just to see the funny side of life, forgetting all the
trouble around us. I hope you like this title.

Hmm, you think I want to be a Joker and there's no joke? Ok, one
for you:



A man goes into a bar, orders a pint of Guinness. As the barman is pulling
the pint, a voice behind him says "Are you from the Old Country? Because if
you are, Oi'll boi you that there point."
"To be sure Oi'm from the Old Country" replies the first man, accepting the
offer of a pint of his favourite tiple.
"And what part are you from, North or South exactly?" asks the second man.
"From the South to be sure" replies the first.
"Give the man a whisky, give him a whisky" enthuses the second man "He's a
countryman of moine!"

After a short while, the first man asks the second
"And what part of the South are you from then" to which the reply comes
"From dublin, the fairest city in the world."
"Well have a point yerself then!" exclaims the first man,
"Oi'm from Dublin meself! And have a double whisky while we're at it."

They get on like a house on fire, discovering that they have a lot in common.
"And what side of the river are you from?" asks the first man.
"South", replies the second, "O'Flaherty Street".
"Jesus, Joseph and Mary! Oi was born in O'Flaherty Street!" says the first man.

This has sealed a lifelong friendship. The two men spend the rest of the
evening consuming enormous quantities of Guinness and Bushmills and
eventually roll out into the night arm in arm.

The next day, the barman is back at work, cleaning and polishing glasses
when his boss calls by.
"How was trade yesterday?" he asks his barman.
"Pretty good." replies the barman "The Murphy twins were in again."



Does that makes me the Joker of the RFA????


-=*> HUGS <*=-

Kai (UnOfficial Joker of the RFA)



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          I would if I could but I can't so I won't.
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From: smccoy@dw3g.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy)
Subject: A Eulogy...
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 12:27:11 GMT
Organization: Harris Corporation Information Systems Division


It was raining with I wrote this, Tony
And I was crying too.
It's not fair that you are gone,
Not at 16.
You were a good kid, Tony
Full of spunk and fire and warmth and fun.

We buried part of you today.
Part of you is in Texas
You weren't born there
Yet you knew in your heart
That Texas was your home.
Your family is here
And part of you will always
Live in our hearts.

It's not fair, Tony
We tried to comfort your grandparents
Although we could see in their eyes
They knew it wasn't fair, too.
You were the center of their lives
And I know you loved them.

The way you died was so senseless.
I hope God had some reason or plan
Still, it doesn't fill the hole in
My heart
Or our family's or your grandparents'.

It wasn't fair, Tony.
I had to find a way to say goodbye.

We love you, Tony
And we miss you.

----

Tony Long, my cousin, died last week in Texas
in a single car accident.  He has on the way
into town to get some sodas and spend a little
time with his friends.  He never made it.
Apparently, Tony lost control of the pickup
truck on the dirt road into town, and the truck
rolled over.  Tony was 16.

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From: bolakk@reis62.alleg.edu (Kimberly Bolak)
Subject: re:How long has it been?
Organization: Allegheny College
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 03:40:21 GMT

Three weeks and it feels like three years!

Kimberly
From: woodwick9526@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: life stinks......
Date: 15 Oct 92 14:47:07 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

Hi, all.  Today has been one terrible thing after another.  I now, have a
major headache and i can't leave my post,(student computer supervisor).
This is the pits.  Well, I should go.
                  Hope you all are having a better day than I.
                        HUGs and warm fuzzies to you all
                                woody
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Romantic Phrases......
Date: 16 Oct 92 06:51:42 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au



Hmmm....my time to a one or two......


(sorry, they are in russian, and cyrillic characters are readily
available in ASCII character sets =)


      Ana Slava Na Peredok......

      and one which is true for me in reguards to a 
      person who can at times be found in here...

      An Khodit, Kolam Markaet......


   Take are using these little numbers, as pronounced just slightly
   incorrectly, they can be more vulgar than they already are... =)


      -IE!   (waiting for mail from someome)

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From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Balled Eagles
Date: 14 Oct 92 23:49:09 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
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tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
>cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct7.210822.8240@netcom.com> tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
>>>>
>>>>Dont know honey, but you are on mine!  =)
>>>Here too, but then, CP *is* one of the hometown crowd...:)
>>Not since I moved to a new neighborhood......

>Hometown crowd as in Netcom, not actual geographical location! :)

Hmmmm.....BIG neighbourhood!

>>>>-BMIEB! (Get your mits OFF, my meat is exclusive property....)
>>>                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>    That's not what *I* heard! ;)
>>Funny....it's what *I* heard.....

>Your source must be lying to you...;)

And what is *that* supposed to mean?  *taps foot*

>>>>	(Only *special* people are allowed to handle the goods!)
>>>Define *special* .                  
>>Damien.  That's the definition of *special*.

>I give it a 6.5 on the SuckUp Meter...;)

Well, I dont give it nothing, why would such a lovely person need to
suck up to me?  =)

>>CowPatti

>    Tyger

-BMIEB!

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From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: romantic Spanish phrases
Date: 12 Oct 92 01:08:20 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au

cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony) writes:

>>>>> Hello, I am very much in love with a bilingual girl
>>>>> who speaks Spanish. I've learned some romantic phrases
>>>>> and am looking for more!
>>>>How about:
>>>
>>>>"Quiero tu mano en mis pantalones."  (I want your hand in my pants.)
>>>>"Quiero jugar contigo por horas en mi cama."  (I want to play with you
>>>>                                                for hours in my bed.)
>>>
>>>Yeah, we can tell that Christine is a hopeless romantic!

>Besame despacio

(Kiss me slowly?)

>Liberate

(Free yourself??)

>Entregate

(to send?)  

>Mi vida....acariciame....

(  ?????   caress me)

Hmmm...why do I have the feeling that I am glad I dont speak Spanish?

>God.....WAYNE???????

Who is this new guy in your life? Wayne?

>CowPatti

Confused...

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From: miles@dale.cts.com (Linda Miles)
Subject: New mailer test
Organization: Titan Linkabit Corporation
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 20:04:47 GMT

Oh.....look kids, a new mailer.  Let's see if the oldest living alt.romance.chatvoyeur can post!



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From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Please Help
Organization: Intergraph Corporation
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 20:31:48 GMT

 kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw) quizzically (chuckle) answers...

>At my age, here is how I tend to answer surveys and
>quizes.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>-- 

Good answer! Good answer! (Family applauds, while audience laughs)

Survey SEZ...     *DING*

You get one kiss from Mr. Dawson.   *giggle*

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Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com
And you thought there was something here to read...
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth)
Subject: Re: romantic french phrases
Keywords: french
Organization: ETH Zurich (Swiss Federal Institute of Technology)
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 08:39:05 GMT

lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>>miles@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Derick) writes:
>>     Do any of you out there have French romantic phrases? 
>
>	Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?        :-)
>                        ^^
Sorry, "coucher" would be the correct form (inf.).

And, "Je t'aime" comes to mind, simple, but very romantic if you 
mean it honest.	

>Guess you can tell where my brain is at most of the 
>time.   *snicker*

Jeez, women only can think of sex...

(sorry, Lis, couldn't resist.. *hug*)

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From: kingsley@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Kingsley Morse)
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 23:47:58 GMT
Subject: Please Help
Organization: HP Western Response Center
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat

              Please answer these 9 questions and return.

1.) Do you think equal rights for men and women is generally a good idea?
Yes                  [ ]
Sometimes            [ ]
No                   [ ]
Haven't heard enough [ ]
Other                [ ]

2.) Are you pro choice?
Yes                  [ ]
Sometimes            [ ]
No                   [ ]
Haven't heard enough [ ]
Other                [ ]

3.) Are you in favor of adoption?
Yes                  [ ]
Sometimes            [ ]
No                   [ ]
Haven't heard enough [ ]
Other                [ ]

4.) Do you think men should be allowed to legally terminate their parental
rights and responsibilities before fetal viability?
Yes                  [ ]
Sometimes            [ ]
No                   [ ]
Haven't heard enough [ ]
Other                [ ]

5.) What sex are you?
Male               [ ]
Female             [ ]

6.) How old are you?
Under 18           [ ]
19 to 65           [ ]
Over 65            [ ]

7.) What religion are you?
Protestant         [ ]
Catholic           [ ]
Jewish             [ ]
Other              [ ]

8.) What political party are you affiliated with?
Democratic         [ ]
Republican         [ ]
Other              [ ]

9.) How many years of education have you completed?
Grade School       [ ]
High School        [ ]
College            [ ]
More               [ ]
From: heckler@lab4.smcm.edu (David B. Heckler)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: how to tell if you are in love
Date: 12 Oct 92 00:34:19 GMT

In article <00961ED0.FF677700@Msu.oscs.montana.edu>  
gcv2010@Msu.oscs.montana.edu writes:
> 
> I think you need to give credit to Ann Landers for this one.

I got this from a friend of mine.  I have no idea where SHE got it, but  
since the thread was going I decided to forward it.  No intention of  
credit was meant.

David
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: troyer@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch ( Matthias Troyer)
Subject: Re: Just ideas: what are *your* romantic things?
Organization: ETH Zurich (Swiss Federal Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 14:07:38 GMT

Hi everyone

Time has come for me to unlurk and contribute to the
Firedancer's thread. Here are some of the most romantic
things I have done...

Enjoying the beauty of the midnight sun from the top of a tunturi in
Lappland (Finland).

Walking up a 300 meter high sand dune at the Temet pass in Sahara, listening
to the sound of the sand beeing blown by the wind and watching the moon
rise over the nearby Greboun mountains.

Dancing a waltz to "It was Fascination" by Nat King Cole in the finals
of a championship level competition.

Sitting in a steaming river in the Icelandic wilderness while snow starts to
fall and the gigantic glaciers in the background catch the last rays of the
setting sun.

Strolling around Yellow Waters in Kakadu National Park, Australia while
millions of birds wake up and the suns rises out of the morning mists and
smokes of the bush fires.

Skiing down south from one of the highest peaks in the Alps looking down
onto a sea of clouds extending out to the Mediterranean Sea.

Dancing the last waltz at a ball in the Imperial Palace in Vienna.

Relaxing from a walk through the snow covered forests in front of a warm fire
in our mountain house while snow falls outside.

Diving at coral reef and marvelling at its beauty.

Sitting lonely at home and fantasizing how rich life could be, if one had
a partner to share all the fascinating experiences with. :-(


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From: roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth)
Subject: Re: RFA titles
Keywords: hugs
Organization: ETH Zurich (Swiss Federal Institute of Technology)
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 16:08:39 GMT

cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Our Beloved Official Welcomer Clare West) writes:
>Term is over, exams are looming, I need hugs!!!

Have the huggiest ***HUG*** you ever had. And good luck for the exams,
whatever they are...

>
>-- 
>     |                 &   Official Welcomer    &  My name is Inigo Montoya.
>,--. |  --. ,--. ,--.  &      of the RFA        &      You killed my father.
>|    | ,--| |    |--'  &  BigSis to Kristiina,  &            Perpare to die.
>`--' " `--" "    `--'  &    Eric and Chris      &      cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz
                                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Sort of scary, your citation. I hope it _is_ a citation from a play or so and
not what you really say.. (No, not your email address, the three lines above)

Anyway, you just proved that the "Never try to do a masters and have a life 
the same time" (or similar, I don't remember the exact words) was wrong, or
why did you drop it?

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates)
Subject: Re: romantic french phrases
Organization: Physics Dept. The University of Queensland
Distribution: world 
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 07:36:16 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.172204.2735@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>, lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
|> In article <tvechins.921007175810@eng.auburn.edu> tvechins@eng.auburn.edu (Toni R. Vechinski) writes:
|> >In article <1992Oct7.170711.11292@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.
|> >ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
|> >
|> >> About the only phrase I can remember of my two years of 
|> >> French is:
|> >>         Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?        :-)
|> >> Which is:  Would you like to go to bed with me?
|> >
|> 
|> Hi Shadowette!
|> 
|> >Isn't that from that ABBA song "Voulez-vous" from the 70's?
|> >I always wondered what they were singing. 
|> 
|> Yes, it is, but I never knew what they were singing
|> either, till I took a french class.  :-)
|> 
|> Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
|> and Honoured Former President
|> of the Romantic Fire Association
|> 
|> p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
|>       the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence

Wait a minute - I remember "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)" as a
disco song from the seventies.  I can't remember the singer, but she was
black, which rules out Abba.  Abba did have a song called "Voulez-vous",
but I'm pretty sure this phrase did not appear in it.
				*hugs to all*
						Tony.
[Knight Defender of the Grail of Human Dignity]
[Owner of copies of Abba's Greatest Hits Vols. 1 and 2]
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Hey guys, I think I found one!)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: romantic french phrases
Date: 9 Oct 92 05:45:21 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <1992Oct7.214933.16800@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:

>>> Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?        :-)
>>>Which is:  Would you like to go to bed with me?

Someone once asked my girlfriend's father this.  I think she wanted to
feel the pride of having asked him (while his wife was standing right
there) without facing any embarrassment.

She didn't know he spoke french quite well.

--J2
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Michel Goudeseune <marcelg@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: RFA titles
Organization: ZOOiD BBS
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 02:48:58 GMT

erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
>Julie Salter <jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>

[large list of *most* RFA members deleted for brevity, and because they're
already accounted for in a file somewhere... :-) ]

>
>Erin Anderson - Kryst The Philosopher and Lis' bodyguard 24 hours a
>	day...  And possibly the one who who will start overthrowing
>	the government because the presedent doesn't think of little
>	people like me.
>
>	Take a stand!  Philosophers are people too!  I shall scream
>out my rights as I crush the government under my feet!
>

Heartfully seconded!  Does a Pronker merit no respect in this world either?
You'd think that with a herd of ruminant ungulates following me around at
least *someone* would notice...

>	[Kryst breaks down]  I can't believe she forgot me...  See if
>I ever forgive you!				Kryst -

Actually, I think I just got lost in the wedding shuffle (hmm, is that a new
dance?).  I posted my RFA story just as Steve && Julie were about to pledge
undying alliegance to each other, so naturally their minds were (more than a
bit) occupied.

Come to think of it, I haven't even congratulated them yet.  Better late than
never:

``Gefeliciteerd met jullie huwelijk.  Mochten jullie heel wat jaaren plezier
  hebben, en oneindloos verliefd wezen.  *knuffellen*''


Now, about the administrative details...

Michel (Goudeseune)
Official Pronker of the RFA             marcelg@zooid.guild.org