HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Der Springer")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 18 Aug 92 03:08:22 GMT
	<71296@apple.Apple.COM> <1992Aug18.023846.11245@uwm.edu>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu's message of 18 Aug 92 02:38:46 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.023846.11245@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
>   Wait....

I can't wait!

>   Smoked ham!  HA!

No!  Smoked stakes!

And what goes better with stakes than garlic and coffins?

That's why they call them coffin nails you know.

>   Someone please strike me over the head with Betty Crocker.

    You can strike oil, and you can strike matches, but you can's strike
Mark Lippert!
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: best in bed
Date: 18 Aug 92 21:04:41 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN TALK.BIZARRE Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com writes:
)Among the men, I would have to definitely say rdc.  I cannot keep my
)hands off his luscious frame.  I love his exquisite face, and love
)giving him head.  He is delectable, magnificent, and delightful.

M-x compliment-press


-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: May we have 4'33" of silence please?
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 13:49:43 GMT

John Cage: dead at 79.

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
will be president for food

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al677@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jerry Cosyn)
Subject: You Can Quote Me On This
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 16:59:53 GMT


We decisionized the necessification of the resignatory action/option in
retrospect to the unfortunate incident with due regard for the betterment
of public imagery and have conceptualized the focalization of our efforts
in a manner of appropriate firmness in order to diffuse any
misunderstanding of motivational thrust, but I think it would be preemptive
of the press to engage in reportive activities of a criticalist nature in
the abstentious condition of a fully cognatious collectionizing of the
truly factual posture of this scenario, concept-wise.
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Date: 19 Aug 92 22:52:21 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

I awarded:
|>BEST GUITARIST IN BED: gypsy

gypsy rebuffs:
|my goodness, this is flattering.  i've never
|been called good in bed purely on the basis
|of my SLEEPING abilities before.  

No dear, if this were objectification, I would have given you an award
more along the lines of best GUITAR in bed. (Although CJ would have
protested that her Rick is rather handsome.)

No, I am compartmentalizing you on the basis of your outstanding SKILL
-- thus objectifying you as a GUITARIST.

To wit, you playing "don't it make my brown eyes blue" while sitting
on my moderately horrifying mattress, earned this award.

Not your womdigious maraccas of love.

mr HEINOUS
suspecting that some part of this message is exceptionally funny,
even if only in ROT13.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: The Last
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 23:16:59 GMT

[Oktay Ahiska gave me I Palindrome Dig Grave...]

When I woke up in the morning Lesa was dead.

I think she'd known it last night, when she stayed up trying to invent longer
and longer palindromic sentences.  She knew that her time was short, and she
was determined to leave some kind of a mark.  Then at midnight she had burned
them all, so all that remained was a charred piece of paper saying, "knows evil
lives wonky".

Things had degenerated so fast.  A year ago there had been a hundred of us.
Now there were only two, myself and Myrian.  And I no longer knew where Myrian
was, only that she was somewhere on the island.

Our tools had survived in better condition that we ourselves.  The shovel I
used to dig Lesa's grave was still shiny as it had been when the ship first
manufactured it, still free of dents.  I remembered when I'd been digging
Cosima's grave, and I'd been filled with a sudden rage and started swinging the
shovel wildly at my surroundings, screaming bestially, until I came to my
senses.  The shovel had still been undamaged, but the surrounding trees had all
been felled.

Just as the grave had become deep enough, I felt a shadow over me.  I didn't
even need to look up to determine who it was.  Myrian, of course.

"Lesa's dead too?" she said.  I didn't bother to answer--the body was in full
view.  "Same as all the others?"  I nodded.  We still had no idea what it was
that killed them.  Those most capable of such determination among us had been
the first to die.

She started to go, and I said, "Wait.  Don't leave me alone."

She turned back.  "You don't get it yet, do you.  You really don't know why I
went away.  You really don't know how they died--all of them."

"I--"

"You.  You did it.  You killed them.  The only person that it wasn't obvious to
was yourself.  We all knew.  Why do you think you were the only male not
struck down?  Why did the women die, one by one, after you became upset with
them, or just lost interest?  I was the only one who wasn't afraid to go away,
to hope that you'd die first.  But I guess I was wrong.  I'm not going to stick
around and let you just take me like you did the others."  She spun and dashed
off into the jungle.

I shook my head, clearing it of the fog that had come over it.  She'd gone mad.
I pulled myself out of the grave and lowered Lesa's body into the earth,
covering it up when I was done.  Then I went to sleep.

It was weeks before I found Myrian's body.  I'd been searching for her during
the day, and had finally found traces of her.  All I found was a skeleton--she
had been dead for a month, at least.

I dug two graves that evening.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"There's too many clues in this room."  Gordon Lightfoot
Current Album--Bob & Doug McKenzie:Great White North
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I want to meet this person.
Date: 16 Aug 92 14:55:31 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1992Aug10.184128.24321@uwm.edu> jake@opus.csd.uwm.edu writes:
>I never thought I'd see the day when someone would beat out the weather
>deamon posting machine...
>
>From article <1992Aug9.033009.1004@uunet.uu.net>, by newsstats@uunet.UU.NET:
>> 
>>          No. of       % of
>> Rank Articles KBytes Total   User
>>    1   136    6660.7  1.4%   steves@flashy.TAY2.DEC.COM  (Stephen J. Stuczynski)
>> 			      66% alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless
>> 			      33% alt.binaries.pictures.erotica
>> 
>>    2  6132    5942.6  1.3%   ldm@wetterhorn.UCAR.EDU  (UNIDATA Local Data Mangement daemon)
>> 			      100% ncar.weather
>


Maybe you'll get the chance . . .

I just piped the message to root@flashy.tay2.dec.com



-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,k12.chat.senior
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: One-line confession
Date: 19 Aug 92 11:14:41 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <5898@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones writes:
>
>>I dream of skinning the Snuggle bear to make a fur coat for a Smurf.
>
>I dream of hearing Debbie Boone and Ted Nugent sing a duet.
>

I was the one who turned rpwhite into the NIS.



-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What we need
Summary: KILL ME NOW, and believe me later
Date: 14 Aug 92 15:13:30 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Followup-To: alt.fuckoff.&die
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

What we really need is a smiley that says, in a pleasant, concise, way

FUCK OFF AND DIE!

Any ideas?

Matt
or a cutesy diagram
===).
8    .
     .
     BLAM! 
           THUMP.

or maybe just FO&D
From: plord@pioneer.uspto.gov (Paul Lord)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I resolve...
Date: 16 Aug 92 18:17:47 GMT


I resolve to smoke when and only when the following conditions are met.
First, the givens:
1) It is Friday evening
2) I am spatially located in the confines of the Roxy in NW D.C.
3) Adam is the DJ

Now the tricky parts.

4) I have a Sampoerna X-tra for myself AND one to give away.
5) I have already given it away to a total stranger who, through unknown
means, divined that I would have a spare.
6) The time is 11:23
7) Ministry's "So What" is playing
8) there are no posers in the pit.-- 
Paul Lord, System Administrator (703)557-0311 FAX (703)557-0668 
The above is my opinion, which bears no official resemblance to that of the PTO.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: A Real live SWF - that is truly gorgeous
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 21:22:04 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN ALT.PERSONALS curln@pell4l23 (Noralen Curl) writes:
)
) I am 20 years old. 

CLUE ONE.

)5'3" 110lbs 

CLUE TWO.

)I have a strange aversion to men with dark hair, face of an ancient Roman,  
)body of a Greek God, who is hung like a ton-dick-donkey.

CLUE THREE.

NORALEN CURL = MARKIAN GOOLEY
.

-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: LSD: the early days
Date: 12 Aug 92 16:59:48 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Aug12.050707.25831@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
> 
> In a previous article, scotc.bbs@cybernet.cse.fau.edu () says:
>                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>During the LSD explosion in hollywood in the 60s it was claimed to
>>be a cure for alcholism.
> 
>  scotc.bbs@cybernet.cse.fau.edu -- anagram (@=a)
> *************************************************
>   BEN FEEDS CUTE, TUBBY, C-C-CARASSO !!!!!!!!
> *************************************************
                           _______^
                           |
You can't stop mentioning him, can you?
Are you in love?

Jason

> 
> 
> -- 
> =======================
> "Endeavor to persevere"
> =======================
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Anagram
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 14:21:12 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Tar") writes:
] Ranjit and I discovered yesterday, to our great disappointment, that my
] name contains no `T', and so there are no anagrams of my name that refer
] to Nostradamus.

Mark-Jason Dominus

Amorous DJ kinsman
Major nudism koans
Jams non-skid amour
Romano junk sadism
Maroons kanji MUDs
A mondo Janus smirk
O random amiss junk!
Unmask a jism donor
Amok SunOS mind-jar
Major dusk onanism
And junior asks mom
Airman junks sodom
Marksman in US dojo
Moron kid jams anus


mathew
-- 
"Even the most bizarre of the unions (probably that between a cat's gall
 stone and a single note 'G' from CNN's ident theme) managed to convey a
 sense of rampant impropriety."  -- 'Fortran Five', Simon G. Lawrence Leonard

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Swerving God
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 10:21:10 GMT

Newsgroups: rec.arts.erotica.christian
Subject: Re: auto jesus
Summary: 
Expires: 
Followup-To: 
Distribution: 
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Keywords: 

alchemy@cs1.bradley.edu (the termite of temptation) writes:
>The plaster sculpture of Jesus stands next
>to the car port, blessing the maroon Buick.

Jesus Chrysler!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: goodly people
Keywords: fuck
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 12:24:24 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <92234.164644EE117@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK> EE117@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK writes:

> 
> >>>oh, and men...no votes for your sisters, please.
> >>
> >>"What about step-daughters ?"
> >>                        - Woody Allen
> > "What about mothers?""
> >                         - Hamlet
>   "Yeah right-on"
>                           - Oedipus
 
"I'll fuck anything that moves!"
			    - Frank Booth in blue velvet
>
> -Ian.


()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Confession... but not mine
Date: 19 Aug 92 02:45:41 GMT
Organization: The Armory (crisper@armory.com)


Can we make Short Shameful Confessions for people other than ourselves?
If it hasn't already been done, I'd like to set a precedent.

My friend Mike once faked hypothermia so that the leader of their snow
 trip group would make a couple of female members of the group take off
 their clothes and climb into a sleeping bag with him.

	--The Elder Dan
	"Reach out and touch someone... especially if you have leprosy!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Labatts/Molsons up beer prices 2.5% because of wet Ontario s
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 17:03:47 GMT

rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
: 				   
: 			     NEWS FLASH!
: 			     NEWS FLASH!
: 			     NEWS FLASH!
: 				   
: 				   
: 		     CANADIAN USES FOUL LANGUAGE
: 			       I REPEAT
: 	     A CANADIAN WAS OBSERVED USING FOUL LANGUAGE
: 

: 
: IN SOC.CULTURE.CANADA,CAN.POLITICS 
: Bruce_Schuck@sfu.ca writes:
: )
: ) ..just to stir up a little shit over their stupidity.

Well, we'll just have to fuckin' deport him over that.  I mean, shit.  We can't
have those motherfuckin' American bastards thinking that our mouths, or
keyboards, spew the same kind of shit that theirs do.

Piss me right off, too.  Bruce Schuck.  Rhymes with fuck.  What the fuck did we
expect?  Immigration sure fucked up there.  Asshole.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Moody Blues:The Other Side of Life
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
From: patten@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Brian Michael Patten)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GETTING FED IN FRANCE
Date: 23 Aug 92 07:46:16 GMT
Organization: University of Hawaii

In article <9208211339.AA22681@ensmp.fr> thomas@MANITOU.ENSMP.FR (Gregory NOWAK) writes:
>
>Welcome to French Chef School! I am your instructor, Pierre
>Chaiselounge! It's now time for Lesson One, Buying Food in France!
>Food shopping in France is unlike what you may be used to in the
>inferior countries you come from. There is a wide variety of food
>available, from the ridiculously expensive to the unbelievably putrid.
>can buy everything from pate' de foie gras to raw timber, and wheel it
>all up to the same checkout lane...
>
[some bits deleted]
>
>To go shopping in a french street market, you will need:
>
>-- one or more containers: canvas bags, or a grocery trolley
>-- a shilea-- shillae-- one of those Irish club things
>-- money (means FRENCH FRANCS; trying to buy something using dollars,
>    credit cards, or travelers checks will meet with as much luck as
>    trying to pay for a cup of coffee with francs in Des Moines)
>    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  I spent part of my youth making pizza in a small town 45 miles
south-west of Des Moines called Winterset.  

  One afternoon, a French couple, who had just finished lunch in our 
fine establishment, discovered to their dismay that they had left all
their US Dollars in their hotel in Des Moines.  All the young man had
had in his wallet were some francs.  In desperation, he offered me
the correct number of francs to pay for their meal.  Being something
of a novelty, and realizing that I would probably never see them
again if I let them leave without paying, I accepted the francs in
payment.						

  Just to piss off my manager, I mixed the francs in with a bundle of
ones in the safe.  There was never any fallout from this prank
though.  The money went to the bank the next morning and no one said a
word.



  Brian

*************************************************************************
  I'm wasting thousands of dollars by posting to talk.bizarre
  from the Chilean Andes.  Am I proud of this?  No, not really.
*************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: George Bush                             
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 12:53:32 +0000


George Bush in sex scandal.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



What with?

A piece of dog turd?

Mind you if David "I am not a fat greasy bastard who looks like a dead sheep
without the sexual attraction.....Oh OK, I am" Mellor can have a sexual
liason with a real live woman, I guess that old Bushy could, just, maybe, no
surely not.



hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah



<bonk>



                    -------------------------------------
                    -  There is only one Wavey Davey    -
                    -                                   -
                    -      Ooh yeah, bang bang          -
                    -         Sex on Wheels             -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -       49% SON OF A BITCH          -
                    -        51% MOTHERFUCKER           -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -   M-O-O-N that spells Norman      -
                    -------------------------------------
From: rone@CHORT.USC.EDU (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: TEST
Date: 14 Aug 92 05:13:40 GMT

Flame me all you want.  IF this works i'll cancel the article.

5150
shut up
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My GOOLEYTRON is broken and I can't get it up.
Summary: Predictable, very predictable.
Keywords: >>> 100 <<<
Date: 13 Aug 92 22:02:44 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA



What can I do now?  Kate's coming over any minute now and I am in the
body of a woman.

I had some time to kill and was feeling a bit horny so I jumped in my
Gooleytron and made myself into a woman so I could feel myself up in
the shower.  Yeh, it was fun, pinching my nipples as the warm water
ran over my lithe body.  But now the damn thing is broke.

A phone call, it's Kate.  Her voice deeper than normal. "Look, I'm
sorry, I don't know what to say but my Gooleytron broke and..."
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: One-line confession
Date: 14 Aug 92 15:59:44 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.arts.music
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones writes:

>I dream of skinning the Snuggle bear to make a fur coat for a Smurf.

I dream of hearing Debbie Boone and Ted Nugent sing a duet.

rp -- "You Light Up My Wango Tango."
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: one-line bio
Distribution: world
Date: 21 Aug 92 22:54:16 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love


"For one so small, she sure is dangerous".
 
--

"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 14 Aug 92 17:05:32 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

In article <qcagPB3w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Knight of Stubstaff Keep") writes:
>> In article <9208051906.AA01322@helium> dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan)
>> >   Tobacco, cocaine and the ilk, and AIDS are intelligence tests.
>>
>> I can't imagine a more useless and cruel metaphor.
>
>Nevertheless, you have to admit that smoking is pretty fucking grade A
>stupid, which makes it surprising that CJ apparently does it.


Smoking is self-destructive.
Self-destructive and stupid are not synonymous.


-Sho
--
sho@physics.purdue.edu
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: May we have 4'33" of silence please?
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 02:54:57 GMT


In a previous article, fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>will be president for food

 fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu -- anagram (@=a)
***********************************************
     Lunu Cou-Pi -- President of Canada
***********************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: AND INTRODUCING YONG-MI KIM...
Date: 20 Aug 92 15:27:12 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'


				   
		       NEWWORLD CINEMA PRESENTS
				   
			  A WOODY ALLEN FILM


				   
			"SINGLE YELLOW FEMALE"
				   
				   
			       STARING
				   
		  gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
				  As
			     Woody Allen
				   
			  And Introducing...
		    kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
				  As
			     Connie Chung
				   

	"I got an erection."  -- Markian Gooley
	"I wet my pants." -- Dave Noelle
	"I got a jumbo scooby snack. -- CJ
	"I didn't see it, but I read the script, backwards." -- NJ
	"THE FEEL GOOD MOVIE OF THE YEAR, MAYBE MY PENIS!" -- BIFF

.
-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: mulvihil@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Lawrence Mulvihill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: annoyance
Date: 22 Aug 92 19:59:07 GMT
Reply-To: mulvihil@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Lawrence Mulvihill)
Organization: Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD

In talk.bizarre, ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz) writes:
>
> Nowadays, the aliens are the good guys.

Damn straight!  As soon as they lift the quarantine
on this bloody rock, we're leaving.  Things are getting
too weird.  Oh, I forgot, you keep Rush L.


)))))))))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Lair - designer of ships to kill
we are leaving this bloody rock!