HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: boesch@cs.washington.edu (Eric Boesch)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Perfect!  Now jump 10000000 times higher. (was Re: voting)
Keywords: democracy in action
Date: 10 Apr 92 09:08:57 GMT
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, U. of Washington, Seattle

In article <31344@skye.dcs.ed.ac.uk> Not_Al_Crawford@ed.ac.uk (Not Al
Crawford) writes:

> Damn, no Natural Law Party candidate. And I'd so much wanted to
> learn yogic flying.

Once again the US media-government-religion fails to alert us to the
crisis.  And it's no surprise, since the media-government-religion has
its root in the crisis, *the general failure to practice yogic
flying*.  So we masters must create the solutions.

The logic is simple: if you stay off the ground for longer and longer
periods, you have to stay up forever *eventually*.  This is not
mystical mumbo-jumbo, this is pure physics.

But practicing isn't enough.  Even expert instruction isn't enough.
Only one in a million people has the spiritual energy needed to learn
to fly.  I am that one.  For now, I have not overcome *kanesh*, the
restoring energy of physical objects that causes them to return to
mother earth.  But with proper diet and spiritual exercise, I *have*
become a purely spiritual being, and therefore weightless, except for
the particle of *kanesh* embedded in the tiny scrap of Western science
that I have not yet sloughed off.

My guru can fly.  How I wish I could see him do it!  But the ceiling
is in the way, so he must limit himself to small hops to protect his
head.  And I could never be a witness anyway, since I am blinded by
*kanesh*.

Enough background.  Now you must all learn a powerful *secret yogic
attitude-enhancement mantra*, even if you will never fly.  (Warning:
this mantra is normally only taught to Tibetan monks after decades of
training, so use it carefully.)

"I *can* afford a master yogi's training fees!"

Repeat the mantra all day for a week.  After your meditation, one of
you, the most spiritually pure--purer than I, purer even than my
master--will feel an impulse to send large amount of money.  *That* is
the sign that you are Chosen, that you are the one in a million, nay,
one in a hundred billion.  *I already know who you are*, but you must
pass this test on your own.  In order to fly among the galaxies, you
must divest of the Earth.

Anyone who denies these truths cannot be trusted.

konichiwaloharikrishnamtayorengekyomu,

emb
Newsgroups: soc.sinlges,alt.peeves,talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Desperately Seeking Help!!!!
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 22:43:57 GMT


Why is it that ProblemOlderWomen do NOT understand
the Vital Social Obligations that certain of us have
to the promulgation of Relevant MoralPurityIssues to
the net, and MERELY want to have Cheap Gratuitous SEX!!!!!


ciao
drieux

ObHappyHampeHelpFulHintOnHowToMeetWomenIntheNinties:

	have a washer and drier that you will let them use.

"Honestly, I just want to come over and do some Laundry, and read news...."

Yeah SURE, that's what they all Say......

:wq

YOUNG LADY WILL YOU GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY BATHROBE
I'M TRYING TO POST!!!!!!






-- 
EOT 
No More Written InPut 
Why are you Looking Here?

Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon)
Subject: Re: Lust from afar
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 19:10:37 GMT
Organization: Netcom - SF Bay, Cal Northifornia 
Followup-To: alt.peeves

In article <167C5AA68.ELLBRUA@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu> The Lemming writes:

>Last night, the chorus I am in rehearsed the Brahms Requiem with the
>orchestra.  I spent the whole night staring at the first chair second
>violinist who was quite attractive.
> 
>Peeve:  She is a student in the physics lab I teach so I can't date
>        her, or even indicate my attraction.

Holy mother of pearl, have things changed *that* much in academe?  I know
all about Correctness, but this sounds downright unnatural.
 
>ObWeirdness:  She has been in my physics lab all semester and I never
>              noticed that she was attractive until last night.  I
>              guess I was seeing her as a peer for the first time.
 
This paragraph (minus the "ObWeirdness") would make a *terrific* opening
for a modern novel.  The ladies would love it.  Get to work, Alex!
 
>Alex Elliott

-- 
Rick Gordon       |  "A musicologist is a person who can read music 
rickg@netcom.com  |   but can't hear it." -- Sir T. Beecham
From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Psychology (was: Re: Lawyers not Chemists)
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:38:46 GMT
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Menlo Park, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com



In article <STEINAR.92Apr15224301@faust.solan.unit.no> 
steinar@faust.solan.unit.no (Cindy Kandolf) writes:

>Try substituting "linguistics" for "psychology" in the above situation.

>Bleah.

>"Yeah?  So how many languages do you speak?"


I once mentioned to somebody that I was taking a course in meteorology
at the time.  Awhile later, I realized that she thought that meant I
was studying meteors!  <sigh>



Geoff


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From: cgy@cs.brown.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Gender assumptions
Date: 9 Apr 1992 19:34:44 GMT
Organization: Brown University Department of Computer Science
NNTP-Posting-Host: cslab8c.cs.brown.edu

Peeve: people who use the word "gender" in place of "sex."  

These used to only be the sort of Teflon-crotched WASPuritan sixty-five-
year-olds who just outlawed coed bathrooms at Brown (see upcoming
MajorPeeve), but lately it's come to include a buttload of uptight young
feminazis who think prissy=liberated, and these people, being
PoliticallyHip(tm), are imposing their pole-up-to-the-medulla prejudices on
the rest of us subservient sheep.

Note my use of the word "feminazis."  Feminists are cool.  Feminazis peeve
me mightily.  In the sixties, we had feminists.  In the nineties, we have
feminazis.  Feminists are women, even if they're gay.  Feminazis are
twelve-cylinder diesel-powered smoke-snorting Cummins power backhoes, even
if they're straight.  Feminists have lives.  Feminazis go to Brown.

c
From: hillman@carina.unm.edu (Dan Hillman)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Boring loud neighbors
Date: 17 Apr 92 14:20:45 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.!71j#rd
Organization: Angry Andy's Gun Shoppe

In article <92107.181029JMS111@psuvm.psu.edu> JMS111@psuvm.psu.edu (Jenni Sheehey) writes:
>Peeve: My upstairs neighbors appear to walk around at all hours in
>concrete shoes.  I've seen them, and it's not that they're huge people, so
>I can't think what else would cause all of the *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
>sounds going back and forth across their apartment at, say, 4am.  Don't
>these people own bare feet?  Slippers?  Combat boots?

It's all in *how* you walk. I usually walk on my heels. Even in my bare feet
this makes a hell of a lot of noise. And, yes, I weigh a bit under 300 lbs.

>RelatedPeeve: They appear to be a newly married couple, and the husband
>seems to enjoy bellowing at the wife almost as much as the wife enjoys
>screeching at the husband.  The wife enjoys screeching at the husband a
>*whole* *lot*.  They engage in this charming activity at all hours of
>the day and night, even right before and right after...

Ah, sweet memories! I used to have this apartment with a view of an entire
family like that! With the ever-present television blaring away in the
background, they would greet each other with tender voices that could strip
the paint off of cars and cause flash burns:
   "Where the hell have *you* been!?!"
   "None of yuh fuckin' business."
   "It is *too* my fuckin' business you fuckhead. Now siddown!"
   etc.

They had several children, the youngest was named Joey. Joey didn't seem to
actually *do* anything, other than sit on a tricycle in the yard, but the
ShrewBitch (tm) was *always* yelling at him:
   "Joey, goddamnit, are you listening to me!" etc.

My favorite episode happened one morning while they were cleaning out the
ol' station wagon. Apparently there were some papers scattered inside because
ShrewBitch (tm) kept bellowing/chanting, "Get the fuckin' papers out of the
fuckin' car. Now! Are you listening to me?" At the time, my roommate was
eating breakfast and staring at them through the kitchen window (we used to
pull up chairs, put our feet up on the windowsill, drink a few beers, and
watch the antics of these people for hours on end). ShrewBitch suddenly stares
straight at him and cries, "What the fuck are *you* staring at!?" I thought
I was going to die laughing!  :)

Note to Curtis: Yes, this was Federal Hill

>YetAnotherRelatedPeeve: ...the bedspring symphony.  Their bed is really
>loud.  It wakes me up.
>
>Sortof!Peeve: They don't get along well enough for this to be a problem
>often, and it usually doesn't last that long.

That would probably be *her* peeve.

D "Hey, Luv Chunks! I have to time an egg. Do me." h
-- 
"When I am introduced to an undertaker I categorize him at once as a
 sanctimonious money-grubbing necrophiliac. I realize this is an unfair
 generalization. I don't care."      -- Lawrence Block
From: dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Just One Jam-jar (was Re: Lust from afar)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 12:16:56 GMT
Reply-To: munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac
FollowUp-To: alt.peeves
 <kulchkINNpdt@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> <20198@castle.ed.ac.uk>
Keywords: 
Organization: More like Dis~, really.

In article <20198@castle.ed.ac.uk>, B A Page writes:

> In article <kulchkINNpdt@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> banta@blagg.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs before cooking) writes:

> Of course, Andy, you are glossing over the fact that some of us don't
> swallow.  We bite.  Hard.

Have you ever chipped your teeth, y'know, accidently?

Just curious.

Dac
--
From: steveb@cernvax.cern.ch (Steve Bougerolle)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Lawyers not Chemists
Date: 11 Apr 92 07:56:25 GMT
Organization: CERN, Geneva, Switzerland

In <92101.202801JMS111@psuvm.psu.edu> JMS111@psuvm.psu.edu (Jenni Sheehey) writes:

>Peeve: People who don't realize what the world would be like if all of
>the mentally ill people were running about.

You mean they aren't???

(Um, J., you do recall my weird neighbour stories, don't you?)
-- 
_|\ |V| /|_  Steve Bougerolle, U. of British Columbia Physics Dept.
\  \| |/  /   and the OPAL experiment, CERN, Geneva CH
 >_______<    STEVEB@CERNVAX.UUCP  STEVEB@CERNVM.CERN.CH
     !        STEVEB@CERNVM.BITNET  45397::STEVEB (HEPnet)
From: egeo17@castle.ed.ac.uk (M L Broadgate)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Just One Gynacologist
Keywords: Sticky, end
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:13:16 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <20231@castle.ed.ac.uk> egev05@castle.ed.ac.uk (B A Page) writes:

>Actually I am sure that a number of people have found other uses for
>underwear in the past.  Socks are particularly useful, I am told, for
>those times when you are stuck out in the field for the day and suddenly
>last night's curry starts gently nudging through the sphincter.  

Babs - can I refer you to alt.tasteless - after the last few posts I
think you should be banished there - you'd completely wipe out all
competition for  tastelessness....

Marianne
From: cgy@cs.brown.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Bush for (Ex)President in '92!
Date: 9 Apr 1992 20:01:59 GMT
Organization: Brown University Department of Computer Science
NNTP-Posting-Host: cslab8c.cs.brown.edu

In article <1992Apr8.225147.11431@odin.corp.sgi.com> zursch@whizkid.corp.sgi.com (Jeff Zurschmeide) writes:
>
>Look at Panama, the place has been Just Ducky since they carted old
>waffle-face off to meet "Bubba" in maximum security unit 10.

Actually the place has gone to shit.  It's generally agreed that Bush & Co.
fucked up everything they did in Panama after the invasion.  Especially
giving old General Pinapple a show-trial in Florida.  I mean, for chrissake,
not only hadn't he committed any crimes under U.S. law, he'd never even
_been_ to the fucking U.S!  We should have left him in his tamale flour and
let the Panamanians, who had plenty enough reason, introduce him to "Big
Pedro."

But the invasion was peachy keen.

c
From: cgy@cs.brown.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Gender assumptions
Date: 9 Apr 1992 19:24:04 GMT
Organization: Brown University Department of Computer Science
NNTP-Posting-Host: cslab8c.cs.brown.edu

In article <92099.150257SEK@psuvm.psu.edu> Sonja Kueppers <SEK@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>
>Example:  I was in a computer lab last week, and I helped a woman at
>great length with WordPerfect.  After some time, she said, "You're the
>most helpful lab attendant I've ever spoken with.   Of course, you're
>also the only female lab attendant I've ever spoken with.  (meaningful
>glance)"

Now that _is_ weird.  Most male computer lab attendants I've seen become
slavish to the point of slavering at the sight of a Real Live Woman.

c
From: russ@bbx.basis.com (Russ Kepler)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Death Peeve
Date: 13 Apr 92 19:36:47 GMT
Organization: BASIS International, Albuquerque NM

In article <kuj7o3INNhbb@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> banta@blagg.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs before cooking) writes:
>(Bill O'Wrights) writes:
>>Peeve:  My favorite foul-mouthed comic, Sam Kinison, is now playing SRO
>>        with John Belushi.  
>
>Attention Geoff Miller:  Sam Kinison is really dead.  Please update
>your logs.

Geoff,

I can confirm this as well.  Here's hoping that this celeb death gets to
you in time, wouldn't want you posting about it like you did last time...


-- 
Russ Kepler, Basis International Ltd. russ@bbx.basis.com  phone: 505-345-5232
From: booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Geographic areas (was Re: pocquers (was Re: Smoking Surrogat
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:28:19 GMT
Organization: Autodesk, Inc., Sausalito, CA

In article <ku1l5hINN1b4@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Tricky Gnosis) writes:
>
>Personally, I tend to refer to all carbonated soft drinks as "coke," with
>a small "c."  I was mystified when, as a kid, I first heard someone refer
>to such beverages as "soda"; I thought he meant that he drank club soda
>(blech!).  


Its all "liquid potting soil" to me. 

>By the bye, what's the difference between club soda and seltzer?  I used
>to think they were the same thing, but I see them sold side by side, under
>the same brand names.  Does seltzer have no salt, or is it Kosher, or what?


Seltzer comes in these neato bottles that make great comedic scenes
when sprayed by Jewish men wearing bowlers, trenchcoats and pancake
makeup. Club soda comes in rather mild-mannered bottles that make
great 1950's bedroom comedy scenes when poured with whisky by white
men wearing smoking jackets.

>And now, turning our attention to regionalism, I'd like to state that 
>the West begins at the eastern base of the Sierra Nevada (the mountains,
>not the Pale Ale) and extends toward the setting sun.  Everything else is
>Eastern.  So there.

You discredit the great Midwest, home of the Plains Indians, Ohio (home
of many U.S. presidents), Chicago, and Mark Twain's Mississippi.

Peeve: People who don't give due credit to Mark Twain's stomping
(splashing?) grounds.

ER

--
*"I mean it could make a big difference in your life if you thought that 
*you didn't need to depend on some musty old dogma thats riddled with
*translation problems, and started acting from the center of your own being."
*					-Owen Rowley
From: gunner1@unix.cis.pitt.edu (Jayant Rajgopal)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: More BDIs...
Date: 17 Apr 92 15:42:18 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

OK, its back to a standard peeve: brain dead people.

This morning I'm on my way to work and running late (as usual).  I come to 
a traffic signal where I need to turn right.  Naturally I've shifted to 
the right lane.  Ahead of me I can see the lights turn red but the traffic
from the other street is sparse and I figure I can turn anyway since a
right turn on red is permitted at this particular intersection.  All of a 
sudden this clown in a Lincoln Town Car cuts in front of me from the left lane.
Now I'm mildly upset but other than muttering a few curses I don't do
anything since I figure he wants to turn right too and waited too long to
change lanes.  We get to the intersection and it turns out the guy has no
intention of turning.  He just sits in front of me and blocks my goddamn way !
AAaaarghhhh ! WHAT'S THE STORY ??

My next peeve ? Crossing guards (you know, the middle aged women in saffron
robes).  OK, if it's a SCHOOL crossing guard I have no problems.  I can
understand that they're stopping the traffic to let those little tykes
cross safely, without them running the risk of being run over by us
motorists, and I say more power to them.  BUT, when one of these people
suddenly darts into the middle of the road tweetin a stupid whistle and
stops the traffic in both directions so that some 19 year old college kid
who's built like a cart horse can cross the road, well, it's a bit much. I
mean come on.  An adult should be capable of figuring out when to cross 
the road; it wasn't even like there was a nonstop stream of traffic.

Peeve: Traffic on my way to work. 
!Peeve: Traffic (the band, I mean...)

--jr--   
  ________________________________________________________________________  
 /                                 | And the foreign student said to me,  \ 
 |   gunner1@vms.cis.pitt.edu      | Was it really true                   | 
 |   gunner1@unix.cis.pitt.edu     | There are elephants and lions too    | 
 |   gunner1@pittvms.BITNET        | In Piccadilly Circus ?               | 
 \_________________________________|______________________________________/
From: egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Iain M.^H^H Banks (was Re: Russ is Everywhere)
Date: 10 Apr 92 10:28:49 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <19957@castle.ed.ac.uk> tjc@castle.ed.ac.uk (A J Cunningham) writes:
--
--"Happiness is England in your rearview mirror"

So, Tony, did you vote for Plaid Cymru? ;-}


-- 
-jeremy henderson        | I do wonder that so brave a prince as King James 
egpv29@uk.ac.ed.castle   | should be born in so stinking a toun as Edinburgh
                         | in lousy Scotland.
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: pmmuggli@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu (Pauline M Muggli)
Subject: Re: Engineers, an explanation
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 01:10:20 GMT

  JMM151@psuvm.psu.edu (Jennifer Mina) writes:
>Since some people out there seem annoyed at my peeve about
>Engineers, I feel that I must explain myself...
 
>Let me rephrase my peeve:  Penn State Engineering Teachers --
>everyone I've met (or heard about) is either 1) an old-fashioned,
>men-are-better-at-everything, engineering-is-the-only-way-to-go,
>if-you're-not-an-engineer-you're-nothing  teacher OR 2) a young,
>I'm-better-than-you-because-I-have-a-degree  teacher.
 
>Bitch if you must, but I won't change how I think. :-p
 
engineering teachers is still a pretty broad term...

do you mean industrial engineering teachers?
do you mean computer engineering teachers?
do you mean civil engineering teachers?
do you mean nuclear engineering teachers?
do you mean petroleum engineering teachers?
do you mean mechanical engineering teachers?
do you mean train engineering teachers?
   [ my apologies to all the engineering fields i left out! ]

hhhmmmm...  i also don't think my female industrial engineering
professor would say that "men-are-better-at-everything".

peeve:  gross generalizations - although she later qualified it
to be a generalization of engineering teachers at penn state.

pauline   (b.s. Industrial Engineering, m.s. (almost) Industrial Engineering)
pmmuggli@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu   (the univ. of oklahoma)
From: bandy@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (poultry in motion)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Vinyl Junkies
Date: 9 Apr 92 05:33:24 GMT
Organization: The People's Number Four Cat Farm, Berkeley CA, USA

alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Alexander Vrchoticky) writes:

>i once was asked to take off my jeans before sitting down on 
>an expensive couch, lest the couch wears thin ... ferchrissakes, 
>either get a cheaper piece of furniture, or live with the fact that it 
>will eventually need to be replaced. 


Gee, maybe your friend wanted to see you with your pants off, Alex-baby.


NAH!


-- 
real address: bandy@catnip.berkeley.ca.us
last choice:  lll-winken!catnip.berkeley.ca.us!bandy

"It's not an adult feature unless someone's gooey at the end."
 -- Bill Hicks
From: dmunroe@gollum.wr.tek.com (David Munroe)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Spiders
Date: 10 Apr 92 21:28:50 GMT
Organization: Tektronix, Inc

In article <1992Apr9.204219.1681@rti.rti.org> iba@rti.rti.org writes:

 [ she found a spider ]

 >`can I outrun it'

	Heh.  This reminds me of the 'walking head' scene in
	John Carpenter's "The Thing".  Way qool movie.


 >where will it turn up next.'  `The kitchen, living room, in the bed'

	Just another reason not to sit down on toilet seats.


-Dave "I'd love to find a spyder in my basement" Munroe
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: bberbeni@isis.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich)
Subject: Re: Magazine (zasshi) peeve
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 04:19:11 GMT

Oh yeah, almost forgot...

ObWeapon: Whatever that is in that cover girl's arms (Spy Mag- April '92)
--
"Wow!  That was intense!"
"A repo man's always intense." - after car chase with (hispanic) brothers
Organization: The Leader Desslok School of Diplomacy
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 19:31:25 EDT
From: Norman St. John Polevaulter <MBS110@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: For Sale. Not!

Peeve: People who offer to sell or buy something over the Net. It's
something you want; you reply saying you want it. They reply, saying
"OK, it's yours. Send me your real address." You send it.

And at this point, the person you're selling to/buying from DROPS OFF
THE FACE OF THE EARTH.

I hate that.

!Peeve: The Noriega trial. We go to all the trouble of invading another
country and kidnapping their leader and setting up a show trial (or
"laying down the law in one of our colonies" if you're Zursch, or indeed
any random lunatic) to increase Bush's popularity. And instead, the jury
deadlocks! They're not even sure he's guilty! I LOVE it! If there's a
mistrial Bush will look like an idiot!

It's great! One of the many perks of living in a free country...

[Your blood pressure just went up.]       Mark Sachs IS: mbs110@psuvm.psu.edu
 DISCLAIMER: Penn State cares about my money, not my opinions.
  "All my father wanted to do was make a toaster you could really set the
    darkness on -- and you perverted his work into those horrible machines!"
From: dmunroe@gollum.wr.tek.com (David Munroe)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Where'd he get his name?
Date: 15 Apr 92 02:15:03 GMT
Organization: Tektronix, Inc

In article <!=yj=db.rickg@netcom.com> rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon) writes:

>Gee, Dave, I dunno, can this beauty be captured adequately in a mere
>GIF?

I would think so.  The vast collection of GIF files we have here certainly
leave *nothing* to the imagination.

!Peeve: xv and its color editor: more dials, buttons, levers, and gadgets
than a 747 cockpit

-Dave
From: rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Death Peeve
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:16:44 GMT
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Netcom - SF Bay, Cal Northifornia

In article <kulvppINN5fa@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> Geoff Miller asks:

>Who's Sam Kinison?

Misunderstood comic genius, according to the insufferably sanctimonious
press.

Dead guy, according to the CHP.

>Geoff

-- 
Rick Gordon       |  "A musicologist is a person who can read music 
rickg@netcom.com  |   but can't hear it." -- Sir T. Beecham 
Newsgroups: alt.peeves