HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gst@spdcc.com (Gary S. Trujillo)
Subject: transition from alt.oobe (was Re: Life is an Out of Body Experience!)
Organization: S.P. Dyer Computer Consulting
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 04:02:00 GMT

In article <z6zn21+.gtynen@netcom.com> gtynen@netcom.com (Gerard Tynen) writes:

> As far as I can tell, that's what it is...
> 
> At any rate I haven't seen any convincing evidence otherwise.

Would you care to elaborate?

Don't forget to cross-post articles sent to alt.out-of-body to alt.oobe,
folks!  Otherwise we'll end up leaving some people behind who haven't
gotten the new newsgroup yet.  With any luck, we'll be able to zap the
alt.oobe newsgroup within a few weeks.

NOTE TO ADMINS:  Please alias alt.oobe to alt.out-of-body.

Thanks.

Gary
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Eye Yam Suspishisous (Was: I don't get this (or something like that...))
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
	<ATAYLOR.92Sep2162551@gauss.nmsu.edu>
	<1992Sep3.034908.28243@news.acns.nwu.edu>
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 22:05:04 GMT

<In article <1992Sep3.034908.28243@news.acns.nwu.edu> eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman) writes:
<In article <ATAYLOR.92Sep2162551@gauss.nmsu.edu> ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:
<><Or, attend my luncheon lecture this Friday at noon at the Boise Ramada Inn,
<><right next door to Guy Maulin's "I made $200 million in real estate and so can
<><you!" symposium.
<>
<>	Hey, wait a minnit; Northwestern U isn't in Boise!
<>
<>	This is alt.stupididity, not alt.gullibilility.......

<Did I say Boise? Oh, I, um I, umm, I, I, I meant Des Plaines. Yeah. Des
<Plaines. That's near Northwestern. And it sounds like Des Moines.... Which...
<um, which, um, um, is.... a... um, is like Boise. Yeah. I just got confused.
<Yeah. Des Plaines.

	Ok, now just wait one second. 

	Done? 
	
	All right, get back to work. And stop reading news
	on company time.

	<look over shoulder, no one around. Ctrl Z, check
	 to see that boss's terminal is still idle. Good.)
 

	Anyway, you've just confused me more....isn't
	"Des Plaines" what Herve Villachaiselounge used
	to say on that show with Ricardo MontalCordoba?

	You know, when des plaines landed at Fantasy Island....

	"Des Plaines, Des Plaines! Des Plaines, Boss!"

	
	So, are you telling me that Fantasy Island is in......
	........<gulp>................................<choke>...

		            IOWA?

	
	If so, maybe I was hasty in rejecting toaster worship.....
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman)
Subject: Re: Why?
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 23:11:25 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.024638.16773@ee.eng.ohio-state.edu> shah@maumee.eng.ohio-state.edu (Shailesh Shah) writes:
>How come I cannot get myself to post something stoopid? Does it mean I
>am less stoopid than all you posters out there?

The idea that you are somehow less stupid than I am is singlehandedly the most
idiotic, insipid, and thoroughly STUPID thing I have ever heard.

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Re: Eye Yam Suspishisous (Was: I don't get this (or something like that...))
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 00:14:12 GMT

<In article <BuA1qJ.2Cs@scd.hp.com> dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews) writes:

<>	[stuff gone due to accidental press of delete button]

	<Nosy bursts into tears; another be-yoo-tee-full text
	 deleted.>

<>>	So, are you telling me that Fantasy Island is in......
<>>	........<gulp>................................<choke>...
<>>		            IOWA?
<>	Nope! Fantasy Island is in Idahoe..

	Oh, that makes more cents.

<No way.  There's no water in Idahoe.  

	What's all that stuph flowing in the Snake "river", then?

	Ha! I've gotcha there!

<It must be Ohoei.  

	Is that near Columbus? Or Mauei?
	Or what/where?

<You're so stoopid,
<you don't even noe that ther'es know water in Idahoe.

	Hey, waitaminnit, if theres no water in Idahoe,
	how do you make coffee?

	Don't try to convince me you read the net without
	coffee....like I sed before, this is alt.stupididity,
	not alt.gullibililility....
From: Paul.Rinear@f408.n107.z1.ieee.org (Paul Rinear)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: cascades (was Re: Tes
Date: 14 Sep 92 06:17:39 GMT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:107/408 - Starcom Syste, Eatontown NJ


  I don't know how to do those things with the >'s and I don't 
want to know. 
  It's impossible to make yourself stupid, I tried. You just
have to BE stupid. I hang out and work with some very stupid
people. I do things to. Like last week I backed up into a
brand new 1992 red Mercedes at the garage where I work. You
know why? 'Cause I jsut plain didn't see it! I set a car on
fire two weeks before. I disconnected the fuel line to the carburetor
on a car and cranked the engine. I didn't know it would start up.
It did, and the engine was already hot so fuel pumped all over
it and it burst into flames. Six foot high flames! All the wires
melted and it still ran.
  I once ate 20 dog ticks that were on me 'cause I was too
lazy to throw them out the window. This is all true along with
much more things. And I am not the stupidest person I know.
My friend knew someone who shot anybody he met that he thought
was smarter than he was and most people were. He didn't shoot
me so I guess I am lucky.
                             Paul R.
                        MIT dropout and recovering athiest



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From: v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (BIFTAD HOMESLICE)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: guilty
Date: 9 Sep 92 22:05:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

I post here with great shame!
From: kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jason Balicki (KodaK))
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Is it immoral?
Date: 15 Sep 92 00:56:33 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Sep14.013024.17567@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
[Is it immoral?] 
>To discriminate against stupid people?
No, they wouldn't know.  Like you don't know how to spell stu... stoo...  
stoou...  stpd...   DUMB!

--Jason Balicki
kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
* These opinions are Jenny Gutbezahl's.  Gawk all you want, she'll make more.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: guilty and innocent
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:27:54 GMT

In article <92254.150142JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> <JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>How do u spel "Shame?"

V-O-T-I-N-G-F-O-R-Q-U-A-Y-L-E-E-E-E-E-E

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jgl2p@landau5.phys.Virginia.EDU (Joseph G. Louderback)
Subject: Stupid Letters
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Reply-To: jgl2p@landau5.phys.Virginia.EDU (Joseph G. Louderback)
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: alt
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 02:50:52 GMT

In Charlottesville there is a noise ordinance which has been on the books for 
several years.  This year the city decided to *gasp* enforce said act.  Now
severel people have written letters to the student papers complaining that the
law was being enforced, and how awful this was.  In fact, one person wrote, 
"This law was enforced in a police state 'Tein An Men Square'-type fashion...."
Apparently the Charlottesville police are so slick they can sneak tanks into
town, kill large numbers of students, and have the place dandied up by Monday
morning when I go to work.  sigh.  I guess the undergrads are back in farce.
jgliv
ps:my apologies to those sensible, rational, undergrads I just incidentally
   maligned.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Wild Card)
Subject: This is my highway
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 16:04:37 GMT


This is the only place for me. I am on sabbatical. To improve the quality of my  
postings, I will read alt.stupidity daily.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: hopkins@agora.rain.com (Scott Hopkins)
Subject: Re: he stupid!
Keywords: stupid
Organization: Open Communications Forum
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 21:28:27 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.133856.2288@ktibv.uucp> dnu@ktibv.uucp (Big Brother) writes:
>I'll never post here again!
>
Now that takes intelligence.  
	-Casey
From: un032314@wvnvms.wvnet.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Is it immoral?
Date: 15 Sep 92 18:03:32 GMT
Organization: West Virginia Network for Educational Telecomputing

In article <1992Sep14.013024.17567@nuscc.nus.sg>, matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
> To discriminate against stupid people?


I don't know, we should kick you off the net and find out!
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Re: Is it immoral?
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 03:56:28 GMT

<In article <1992Sep14.013024.17567@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:

<To discriminate against stupid people?


	Could you restate that as a question?
Organization: University of Central Florida--Computer Services
Date: Saturday, 12 Sep 1992 14:39:18 EST
From: <JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: guilty and innocent
 <BuF6yK.IMq@nic.umass.edu> <g7vnptl.raj@netcom.com>

in artikkle <BuCq1b.HLv@agora.com>, <HLv@agora.com> rites:
>>In article <92254.150142JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> <JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>>>How do u spel "Shame?"

>>V-O-T-I-N-G-F-O-R-Q-U-A-Y-L-E-E-E-E-E-E

>SWIPE! :>

>--
>How do YOU spell SHAME?                   raj@netcom.com
>V-O-T-I-N-G- -F-O-R- -Q-U-A-Y-L-E         raj@zycad.com
>--

 HA! (Reed dis line a millyun times, pleez)

Dat is very funnee. I Lyke it.
 Exscept  dat I yam a
       Repulik--
       Prnuplik--
       Redungdak--
   I aint no Demakrat....

Bi da way, speekin uf geokes, pleeze sumbudy tel me da punche lyne uf
dis one:
"Y did da chikken kross da rode ?'
I been deyeing too heer da anser tu dat wun.


 _ME_
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: guilty and innocent
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 14:18:17 GMT

In article <16166.2AB5C4ED@zeus.ieee.org> Paul.Rinear@f408.n107.z1.ieee.org (Paul Rinear) writes:
>   Don't know the answer to that one, but;
>       Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
>       A: 'Cause he was stapled to a chicken.
>

No, no, no, no no!!!!! 
He was *nailed* to the chicken.  Don't you  know anything 
about cruxifiction.  They didn't even HAVE industrial size
staple guns back in those days.

Some people!!!

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: guilty and innocent
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 07:42:47 GMT

In article <BuF6yK.IMq@nic.umass.edu> jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
>Subject: Re: guilty and innocent
>Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:27:54 GMT
>In article <92254.150142JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> <JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>>How do u spel "Shame?"
>
>V-O-T-I-N-G-F-O-R-Q-U-A-Y-L-E-E-E-E-E-E
>
>-- 
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>jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu is    :  I don't want to set the world
>      Jenny Gutbezahl @          :   on fire, only Hoboken
>    Univ. of Mass, Amherst       : 

Hey, I don't know where Hoboken *is*. But Then again, I'm so stooooopid!

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dnu@ktibv.uucp (Big Brother)
Subject: he stupid!
Summary: blabla
Keywords: stupid
Organization: KTI BV
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 13:38:56 GMT

I'll never post here again!

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: Is it immoral?
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 03:48:55 GMT

Discrimination is immoral. Some of my best friends are stupid people.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: cac5961@usl.edu (Castor Christian A)
Subject: My work.
Keywords: "K." bait 
Organization: University of Southwestern Louisiana
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:36:12 GMT


My work consists on putting the kibosh on the merchandise
we sell.
(Hmmm, that word is a good example of cacophony.)

                                            -- C. 

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Date: Thursday, 10 Sep 1992 15:01:41 EST
From: <JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: guilty and innocent

How do u spel "Shame?"
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: Eye Yam Suspishisous (Was: I don't get this (or something like that...))
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 19:17:02 GMT

In article <ATAYLOR.92Sep4150504@gauss.nmsu.edu> ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:
>From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
>Subject: Eye Yam Suspishisous (Was: I don't get this (or something like that...))
>Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 22:05:04 GMT
><In article <1992Sep3.034908.28243@news.acns.nwu.edu> eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman) writes:
><In article <ATAYLOR.92Sep2162551@gauss.nmsu.edu> ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:

	[stuff gone due to accidental press of delete button]

>
>	
>	So, are you telling me that Fantasy Island is in......
>	........<gulp>................................<choke>...
>
>		            IOWA?

	Nope! Fantasy Island is in Idahoe..

----G
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews)
Subject: Re: Eye Yam Suspishisous (Was: I don't get this (or something like that...))
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Santa Clara Division
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:47:06 GMT

>	[stuff gone due to accidental press of delete button]
>>	So, are you telling me that Fantasy Island is in......
>>	........<gulp>................................<choke>...
>>		            IOWA?
>	Nope! Fantasy Island is in Idahoe..

No way.  There's no water in Idahoe.  It must be Ohoei.  You're so stoopid,
you don't even noe that ther'es know water in Idahoe.

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Wild Card)
Subject: guiltless
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 16:05:01 GMT


I post here with no shame
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: guilty and innocent
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 20:34:54 GMT

In article <92256.143918JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> <JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>in artikkle <BuCq1b.HLv@agora.com>, <HLv@agora.com> rites:
>>>In article <92254.150142JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> <JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>>>>How do u spel "Shame?"
>
>>>V-O-T-I-N-G-F-O-R-Q-U-A-Y-L-E-E-E-E-E-E
>
>>SWIPE! :>
>
Umm, not that I'm too particularly proud of this or anything, but I
authored that fucking joke.  It's already shown up in at least two
other nets without any attribution.  Like I said, it's no piece of 
genius or anything, but I *do* think it's rude for people to appro-
priate others' posts w/o attribution.  Adding "SWIPE! :>" at the end
of the post doens't get you off the hook.

Harrumph!

Jenny Gutbezahl

These words are mine, these jokes are mine, this post is mine HAH!

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee)
Subject: Re: guilty and innocent
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 00:19:11 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In <BuF6yK.IMq@nic.umass.edu> jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:

>In article <92254.150142JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> <JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>>How do u spel "Shame?"

>V-O-T-I-N-G-F-O-R-Q-U-A-Y-L-E-E-E-E-E-E

SWIPE! :>

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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 00:22:07 EDT
From: <DAB112@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: The Subject of Des Plaines & Fantasy Isl.

While we're on the topic of what hervay veeashez used to say on the show, has
anyone seen that INFOmercial on tv with Ricardo Monsterbang and that cooking
device??  That was totally hilarious!! So, quoting from it...

Q.  Do you know who invented chocolate??

A.  The Myans and the Aztecs.


                                Farewell and Buenos Nachos!

                                         David A Barro (Dab112@psuvm)
From: Paul.Rinear@f408.n107.z1.ieee.org (Paul Rinear)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: guilty and innocent
Date: 15 Sep 92 05:20:27 GMT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:107/408 - Starcom Syste, Eatontown NJ


   Love ya Jenny and love your joke!
                                      Paul



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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews)
Subject: Re: Eye Yam Suspishisous (Was: I don't get this (or something like that...))
Organization:  Idahoe Central Knowledge (ICK)
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:54:30 GMT

>>>>	So, are you telling me that Fantasy Island is in......
>>>>	........<gulp>................................<choke>...
>>>>		            IOWA?
>>>	Nope! Fantasy Island is in Idahoe..
>>No way.  There's no water in Idahoe.  It must be Ohoei.  You're so stoopid,
>>you don't even noe that ther'es know water in Idahoe.
>Is too!

Ok, so there's a _little_ water in Idahoe, but not enough for a fantasy
island.  Not unless the islnad is the fantsay.  And it never reigns here either.

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: terwindt@cs.utwente.nl (Alfred Terwindt)
Subject: Re: PUHS Theorem
Organization: University of Twente, Dept. of Computer Science
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 14:45:56 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.235312.18770@news.acns.nwu.edu> eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman) writes:
  .
  .

>Please put our theorem to the test. Try it yourself. Whenever you, or someone
>near you, asks "Why...." answer with those four words, and see if they work. I
>would be very interested in hearing how well the PUHS Theorem works for you.

Why ?

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: hopkins@agora.rain.com (Scott Hopkins)
Subject: guilty and innocent
Organization: Open Communications Forum
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 07:27:08 GMT

I post here with great shame, yet with no shame.

	Shameful, isn't it?

			-Casey
			hopkins@agora.rain.com
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 20:03:33 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Why?

In article <1992Sep6.231125.15878@news.acns.nwu.edu>,
eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman) says:
>
>The idea that you are somehow less stupid than I am is singlehandedly the most
>idiotic, insipid, and thoroughly STUPID thing I have ever heard.
>

Jeez, how Stooooopid can U get?  This guy doesn't even no how 2 spel.
Hoo ever herd of it being speld STUPID?  Ha ha ha .  We all no its
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID.
Get it?
Got it.
Good.

Hans C. Masing | HCM100@PSUVM.psu.edu  | Penn State University MIS Dept |

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "Probably because of something you did."  - Jack Handey
From: Paul.Rinear@f408.n107.z1.ieee.org (Paul Rinear)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: guilty and innocent
Date: 15 Sep 92 05:18:53 GMT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:107/408 - Starcom Syste, Eatontown NJ


   Don't know the answer to that one, but;
       Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
       A: 'Cause he was stapled to a chicken.



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From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Is it immoral?
Date: 14 Sep 92 01:30:24 GMT
Organization: National University of Singapore

To discriminate against stupid people?
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Over the limit
From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 10 Sep 92 12:59:55 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University
Keywords: Unknown


  Do you know anybody that goes over the limit?. One of my friends 3 years
ago went to this Italian BYO restaurant and BYO'ed. He Brought his own all
right, he rolled a F*--ing keg into to restaurant, lifted it on to the table
and attached a tap to the bottom of it.

  Another one of my mates (well not a mate, just someone I know) last year
could a finance exam that allowed you to take programmable calculators. He
turned up to the examination theatre with a Micro VAX minicomputer and
attempted to snick it in.


  Has anybody experienced or observed behavour of this kind?, or does it
only happen in Darwin.


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   Physican's on the side of compiler boxes say that COBOL reduces your
 fitness. Sociologist's will tell you that it's responsible for 22% of public
 service deaths. Historians will tell you that it caused the fall of the
 British Empire. Politicians will tell you that it creates negative growth
 in the economy and Acid addicts will tell you that COBOL gives you a bad trip.
   Did you know that Managers have caught programmers peeing
 on their disk packs when there COBOL program's didn't work. So here's some
 advice from a COBOL programmer:
 Man is not a SELECT INPUT-FILE ASSIGN TO "INPUT.TXT": Stay away from COBOL!.
                          nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: Eye Yam Suspishisous (Was: I don't get this (or something like that...))
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 06:46:47 GMT

In article <BuA1qJ.2Cs@scd.hp.com> dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews) writes:
>From: dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews)
>Subject: Re: Eye Yam Suspishisous (Was: I don't get this (or something like that...))
>Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:47:06 GMT
>>	[stuff gone due to accidental press of delete button]
>>>	So, are you telling me that Fantasy Island is in......
>>>	........<gulp>................................<choke>...
>>>		            IOWA?
>>	Nope! Fantasy Island is in Idahoe..
>
>No way.  There's no water in Idahoe.  It must be Ohoei.  You're so stoopid,
>you don't even noe that ther'es know water in Idahoe.
>

Is too!

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