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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 15:25:26 GMT

>>>>>>> Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>>>>>>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
>>>>>Eccles aka Leather's mine and MOins you swine, you can have  Gina
>>>>Ratboy aka So which bit is mine, eh? Do I get a new one..or can I keep Lisa?
>>>Eccles aka Well, we were considering actioning her, but seeing the aution
>>>how do you spell that bloody word?
>>Doug aka you were going to action Lisa?  Can I watch?
>Lisa aka Help! Help! I'm being undressed!
Jester aka and I'm getting all this on video for Playboy.
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: evironment and shit
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 14:18:12 GMT

Erm, I'm really bored AND in deep shit, so I decided to male you
all, and instead post! Em... anyone got any shit on the effect of
information technology (y'know... 'pooters, and shit) on the
environment?

Well I've supposedly bin given this unix a/c to w*** on, so I mioght
as well.

OSisnm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: evironment and shit
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
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Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 02:08:10 GMT

Simon Rooney (sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie) wrote:
: Erm, I'm really bored AND in deep shit, so I decided to male you
: all, and instead post! Em... anyone got any shit on the effect of
: information technology (y'know... 'pooters, and shit) on the
: environment?

Umm, Commodore PETs are a good place to pan for gold (250grams/tonne).
Ever thought what happened to all those old IBM PC Jr, VIC 20s, anything
by Sinclair. The classic Altair 8800!

: Well I've supposedly bin given this unix a/c to w*** on, so I mioght
: as well.

Well what is the effect on your immediate environment from you sitting and
w***ing in front of a terminal?

: OSisnm

David aka you forgot to aka
From: HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Date: 27 Jan 1993 21:17:14 GMT
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>In a previous article, Doug babbles:
>>>>>>> Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>>>>>>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
>>>>>Eccles aka Leather's mine and MOins you swine, you can have  Gina
>>>>Ratboy aka So which bit is mine, eh? Do I get a new one..or can I keep Lisa?
>>>Eccles aka Well, we were considering actioning her, but seeing the aution
>>>how do you spell that bloody word?
>>Doug aka you were going to action Lisa?  Can I watch?
>Lisa aka Help! Help! I'm being undressed!
Doug aka Need help with that zipper?
From: J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de (Andreas Trapp)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: <NONE>
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 12:01:33 MEZ
Organization: University of Passau - Germany
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In article <154rA9IBNebp@racter.M331b.EDU>
XPLACKN1@racter.M331b.EDU (Marc E Goodson) writes:
 
>
> If anybody thinks this is funny: He is wrong!
> This is the worst newsgroup I've ever seen. It's a waste of
> bandwidth and technical equipment. All of you should be thrown out
> of this network. You don't pay and you don't deserve it! This
> should be a forum for scientific discussion not for such a smud.
> I wonder if any system administrator had ever had an eye on this
> thing. But I shall stop this immediately: I'll cancel this newgroup
> from our subscription. Furthermore I'll propose to discard this
> newgroup in the next adminstrator-conference.
>
 
If you don't like A-F-M-P why are you reading (and even worse posting
to) it?
 
S.D.M. Trappus aka there are silly people indeed
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Date: 27 Jan 1993 07:31:25 +0800
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In a previous article, Lisa (with a big L) sez:
>In a previous article, Doug babbles:

>>>>>>> Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>>>>>>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
>>>>>Eccles aka Leather's mine and MOins you swine, you can have  Gina
>>>>Ratboy aka So which bit is mine, eh? Do I get a new one..or can I keep Lisa?
>>>Eccles aka Well, we were considering actioning her, but seeing the aution
>>>how do you spell that bloody word?
>>Doug aka you were going to action Lisa?  Can I watch?
>Lisa aka Help! Help! I'm being undressed!
Meetch aka Bloody women! *GORN*

>-- 
>                "...my silence is my self defense..."
>                           
>                              Billy Joel
From: HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: survey
Date: 26 Jan 1993 01:18:00 GMT
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>In article <1jrv2cINN2j5@menudo.uh.edu>
>what's this menudo stuff?  tripe stew, or a puerto-rican
>teenybopper singing group?  either way, doug, i'm 
>worried about you.

Actually it's a stew made from puerto-rican teenyboppers.
Quite tasty on noodles.

>>>In article something that no one cares about
>>>doug flirts uncontrollably:
>>No, you haven't seen me flirt uncontrollably.
>>Scary thought, no?
>oh, c'mon, you tickled me flirtatiously till i 
>laughed uncontrollably, isn't that close enough?

Nope.  _I_ was in control.  I broke out of your hair lock
didn't I?

>>>>>darling sprooney so charmingly blathers on:
>>>>He is quite the charmer, isn't he. *blink* *blink*
>>>hey, how would you know?  
>>Wouldn't you like to know.
>yes, i would, i want a full detailed report sent
>to me pronto, you.

Say please.  Or make a threat.

>>>doug, what's happened to you?
>>>you've turned into a swedish blonde!
>>>I'd rather have tapped into a sweedish blonde.
>no, simon's got her.  unlucky for you..
>how about a polish-italian redhead?
>she's ticklish.

I suppose that'll have to do. What's her name?

>>>>>i'm on for anything you care to dish out, oh light of
>>>>>my life.
>>>>Probly come back for seconds too...
>>>well, maybe, that depends on what you dish out.
>>>of course, seeing that it's simon, i would come back
>>>for seconds and thirds and fourths and...
>>You might not have a choice. You should see the list of
>>body parts he requested...
>oh, i did and i'm not alarmed.  though i'm
>not sure where he's going to get a gall bladder..

Why, don't you have one? I suppose you missed the
counter where they hand out internal organs...

>>>>>but who's this brian fellow?
>>>>Is he the Sweedish blonde?
>>>no, i think he was some sort
>>>of messianic figure.  i could be wrong...
>>I knew a messazoic figure once.  I could be slick...
>where did you meet him?  it's all that hair gel you
>use...

What hair gel? This is the natural look, baby.  Just
think how big it could get with a little unnatural
help. I met her in a phone booth on South Main.

>>>>>>>Eccles aka Just my $20.34
>>>>>>Soisnm aka I'm broke, so...
>>>>>leather aka ah, i'll fix you quite nicely.
>>>>doug aka believe you me...
>>>leather aka doug knows! listen to doug!
>>Doug aka when doug speaks, people listen.
>leather aka except when he is talking about 
>swedish blondes.
Doug aka communicator with animals
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Date: 27 Jan 93 13:40:14 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>>>>>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
>>>>>>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
>>>>>>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
>>>>>>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
>>>>>>>Sure its a word?
>>>>>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>>>>>*slap* 
>>>>*ouch*
>>>Hit me again, Heathcliffe!
>> O, yes..Shirley..faster and harder....O YES!!!!
That looks great in semaphore!
>> 
>>>>>Hey! watch where you put those hands!
>>>>>(a little lower please)
>>>>about a foot lower??????
>>>Why do you want her foot lower, I like it where it is
>> 
> I don't...it needs to move a little to the left...
Well I'll move it any way you want, darling.
>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>>>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>>>>>Lisa aka what a lovely little *toy* you have there...(it walks down
>>>>>     stairs alone or in pairs...)
>>>>Jester aka yes..I hope breasts come in pairs......
>>>Eccles aka Put the glove on now Mr Spolunder, and mash that herring 
>> Jester aka that has absolutely nothing to do with this thread.
>Gina aka neither does this: so?
SOIsnm ka So... did you see what happened on the stock exchange
today? (I've been interested for about 13.5 hours now.)


!!
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: survey
Date: 23 Jan 1993 00:25:55 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization
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In article (whisper whisper)  my most beloved eccles pipes up
indignantly:

>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>
>>In article <sprooney.727537577@unix1.tcd.ie> my
>>darling sprooney so charmingly blathers on:
>^^^^
>What!
what do you mean?  you just said that i belonged 
to you *and* simon..mayn't i call him
darling?  oh, don't be jealous, my little
cabbage, i'll have plenty of time for you too.

>>>>>In my opinion the best is Holy grail but rent them all ( or even buy them all)
>>>>>as they are all worth seeing time and time and time again
>>>>The best is: Holy Grail, then Brian, then ANFSCD, and then MoL.
>>>Hehe. We haven't had the good ole Grail Vs. Brian argument in about
>>>6 months. I really miss it. Anyone on for it? 
>>i'm on for anything you care to dish out, oh light of
>>my life.
>Oh light of my night, woudst thou be so kind as to 
>grace my house with thine presence, so that all of 
>my house my be graced by thine beauty and grace and
>that all wouldst come and worship thee.

er...yest...erm, i mean yeth.
i mean gladly wouldst i grace thine dwelling with mine
presence, so that all mine (er, thine, certainly, wouldn't
take your house or anything, no, no) house might glow
with my beautous grace and graceful beauty and all wouldst
pack up all their things and verily, yea, verily come to
monash and worship mine body for all time (or at least till
6pm when the comp lab closes, at which time we would all
adjourn to eccles' parents house for some auxiliary worshipping,
champagne at 10.)

>>>I MUCH prefer Brian. You just can't beat such class.
>>but my dear, i didn't think you swung both ways?!
>>i mean, you've told me of all the women currently in your life,
>>but who's this brian fellow?
>Braig.
oh, right.  i should've known.
simon, i'd just like to say, i'm appalled.

>>>>Eccles aka Just my $20.34
>>>Soisnm aka I'm broke, so...
>>leather aka ah, i'll fix you quite nicely.
>Eccles aka At last, set em in brass, so they don't wear away
leather aka right, that would do nicely.





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From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marriage
Date: 22 Jan 1993 15:28:25 +0800
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hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) turns the red-blooded guys on:

>In article <1jmhea$t8v@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) 
>whom i've never met but who can feel free to email me, says loquaciously:

I'm sorry, email doesn't use enuff bandwidth.  And anyway, wot's lockwa,
erm.. locua.. umm that last word mean ?

>>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes.. well she just writes!:
>damn straight i do.
Good.  I hate goin' 'round in circles all the time.

>>She's baaaaaaack!
>hee hee...i've got a front as well, which you will probably
>find much more pleasing (well, i can't say that, i don't know
>what your particular perversions are)
Whatever takes yer fancy dearie, so long as it takes mine!

>>>geeble 
>>>beeble
>>>geeble
>>Uh oh, she's lost it again.  Call the white truck!
>oh, no, darling, i've not lost anything, except my panties...i'm
>all the time losing those...would you like to help me find them?
>(i won't put them on right away..)
Look down.  No, lower.. that's right, around yer ankles.  No wonder
it took ya so long to get back 'ere.

>>>>>> >>Jester aka I did not... I came to marry Gina...and run off to Tahiti
>>>>>> >Gina aka then don't you think you should propose to me first?
>>>>>> Jester aka down on one knee.......Will you marry me?
>>>>> Eric aka Sorry to interrupt, but didn't you do this in October and/or November?
>>>>Gina aka no, Eric, we didn't and yes, Jester, but only if I get a huge
>>>OB>church wedding with Ratboy, Sprooney (where is he anyway?), and Eric
>>>>as my brides' maids!!!! And you, of course, as by best man.   =) =) 


>>>leather aka so is this going to be a polyamourous 
>>>relationship?
>>Meetch aka I'd say it would if I could wrap my tongue around it.
>ooh, well, feel free to wrap your tongue around me any day, dear.
It's a darter, not a wrapper.  After all, who's not into snakes here eh?

>>>leather aka may i join in the fun?
>>Meetch aka Most certainly.  Choose yer toys!
>oh, we can use my toys or yours, or both: i'm sure you have a 
>lovely toybox.
Oooh yes luv.  It's big and it's made of wood, and it's big and it's got
glue and nails holding it together.  Did I mention that it's big?

>>>leather aka or can i just be the flowerperson?  i'll throw roses.
>>Meetch aka Not with them petals on 'em you're not!  You could poke
>>           somebody's eye out wif it!
>leather aka you're right, i'll throw condoms, that should be
>safer
Meetch aka But first, let's fill 'em with jelly! *wink wink*
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Marriage
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 02:43:29 GMT

werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:

>damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au  writes:
>> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>> 
>> >hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes.. well she just writes!:
>> Eccles aka Azaelias?
>Eric aka would you kindly STOP WITH THE FLOWERS?! 
Eccles aka TAKE SOME ROSES AND TULIPS AND CHRYSANTHENENENEENEUMs
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 04:26:17 GMT

cb952@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Lisa Stanar) writes:

>In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:

>>>>>>>>>Hello Tim, um...ratboy...where did your name come from anyways???
>>>>>>>>Jester, did'nt your parents tell you where names come from?
>>>>>>>nope...they did not tell me about sex either..i learned from the neighbors
>>>>>>>cat....
>>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
>>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
>>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
>>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
>>>Sure its a word?
>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>*slap* 
>Hey! watch where you put those hands!
>(a little lower please)
Plural? Hands? I thought only a certain type of girl could do that.
Then again, they don't have tto be in the same place down there....

>>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Yea...I said that.
>>>>>>>>>Jester aka no you didn't!!! I said it!
>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka said what?
>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>Lisa aka what a lovely little *toy* you have there...(it walks down
>     stairs alone or in pairs...)
Eccles aka *laugh*

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: svalich@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Svalich the Technomancer)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 16:30:28 GMT

In article <C1FxE6.EqJ@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
>>>>>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
>>>>>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
>>>>>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
>>>>>>Sure its a word?
>>>>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>>>>did you find any of them?
>>>yeah...all of them..firm..and soft....and nipply...
>>Just the right size  -  mouthful :)

>isnt that a bit small?? i can't even fit a whole orange in my 
>mouth..let alone a breast...

Well, jester, you've got to try harder.  I'm sure someone would
enjoy cramming an orange in your mouth...

>
>>>>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>>>>Eccles aka My thinky doesn't need anymore kinky stuff done to it.
>>>Jester aka why?? have the women in your live ruined it already?
>>Eccles aka No, I haven't been able to straighten it since last visit to WWWC
>Jester aka ask Simon to have that fixed.....

Svalich aka Or at least let jester have a look, and maybe he'll 
treat it like an orange.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Where do these songs come from ???
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 14:35:09 GMT

>|> Where do the following songs come from (eg Film, ANFSCD, etc....)
>|> 
>|> Oliver Cromwell
I don't think it was ever on a show.

>|> Money Song
>  This one came from an episode of Flying Circus -- it was the song sung at the
>end of the "Money Programme."  Eric Idle goes sort of berserk over money and
>sings it.
Yeah. It's in series 3, episeode 1 ur summat maybe.

>|> Finland
>|> Medical Lovesong
>|> Im so worried (crap !!)
>|> I like chinese
>|> Eric the half a bee
>  This one is based also on a Flying Circus sketch.  But the song itself wasn't
>used in the sketch.
Either were any of them. Finland was goign to be used in an earlier
one I think.
The thing is, I like chinese is sung in a chinese restaurant...
I haven't heard the original one, so I don't know the sketch around
it. As far as I know, there is one, but...

>|> All things dull and ugly (Meaning oflife ... i cant remember it tho ...)
>   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>   I don't think this was in the Meaning of Life...
It was going to be (if you remember, when the kids were singing in
the school), but they decided against it.

>|> Decomposing composers
>|> Henry Kissinger
>Most of the others came out on audio tapes, i.e. Contractual Obligation, Matching
>Tie and Handkerchief, Instant Record Collection, etc....
I COULD get a list of wot's on wot albums, but I'm quite busy at the
moment... sorry.

>T. Daniel Crawford
OSisnm
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: survey
Date: 25 Jan 1993 22:06:55 +0800
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hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) tells sweet little lies:
>In article <1jrv2cINN2j5@menudo.uh.edu>
>what's this menudo stuff?  tripe stew, or a puerto-rican
>teenybopper singing group?  either way, doug, i'm 
>worried about you.

>>>In article something that no one cares about
>>>doug flirts uncontrollably:
>>No, you haven't seen me flirt uncontrollably.
>>Scary thought, no?
>oh, c'mon, you tickled me flirtatiously till i 
>laughed uncontrollably, isn't that close enough?
Or did he flirt and make you laugh uncontrollably?

>>>>>darling sprooney so charmingly blathers on:
>>>>He is quite the charmer, isn't he. *blink* *blink*
>>>hey, how would you know?  
>>Wouldn't you like to know.
>yes, i would, i want a full detailed report sent
>to me pronto, you.
Send me a copy!  I want all the juicy details too!

>>>doug, what's happened to you?
>>>you've turned into a swedish blonde!
>>>I'd rather have tapped into a sweedish blonde.
>no, simon's got her.  unlucky for you..
>how about a polish-italian redhead?
>she's ticklish.
That one's working at WWWC.  I hope she's got a
work visa!

>>>>>i'm on for anything you care to dish out, oh light of
>>>>>my life.
>>>>Probly come back for seconds too...
>>>well, maybe, that depends on what you dish out.
>>>of course, seeing that it's simon, i would come back
>>>for seconds and thirds and fourths and...
>>You might not have a choice. You should see the list of
>>body parts he requested...
>oh, i did and i'm not alarmed.  though i'm
>not sure where he's going to get a gall bladder..
He can have my liver!  I won't be needing it.  Just come
and get it when yer ready.

>>>>>but who's this brian fellow?
>>>>Is he the Sweedish blonde?
>>>no, i think he was some sort
>>>of messianic figure.  i could be wrong...
>>I knew a messazoic figure once.  I could be slick...
>where did you meet him?  it's all that hair gel you
>use...
Elementary!  'ee met the messed up figure in the mess!
And that's NOT hair gel... note the green tinge.

>>>>>>>Eccles aka Just my $20.34
>>>>>>Soisnm aka I'm broke, so...
>>>>>leather aka ah, i'll fix you quite nicely.
>>>>doug aka believe you me...
>>>leather aka doug knows! listen to doug!
>>Doug aka when doug speaks, people listen.
>leather aka except when he is talking about 
>swedish blondes.
Meetch aka YOU may not be listening, but MisNo was!