HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mncmic02@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bouncing song
Date: 23 Jul 92 11:18:47 GMT
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <1992Jul23.130032.202090@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, snyeva01@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
> In article <1992Jul22.141038.202079@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, mncmic02@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>> I like boincing
>> Boing boing boing
>> Up and down 'till I get a pain in me groin
>> 
>> Met this girl named Dennis
>> And in passing I mentioned I was very good at tennis
>> She said "That doesn't need announcing, 
>>           judging by the way your balls are bouncing"
>> 
>>   
>> 
>> Aren't sig files great?
>> -----
>>   Gus (not while I'm eating vomit) the Gorilla
>> 
>> "Get it while it's hot" 
>>               -Gus
>> 
>> "Or even if it's cold"
>>               - Gus again
>> ----
> 
>  Where is your sense of decency? Do you have no respect for the immortal
>  "Not the nine 'o clock news" team? The correct and proper version goes
>  something like this:
> 
>    Bouncing down the club with this bird named Dennis
>    I said to her in passing I was pretty good at tennis
>    She looked me up and down and said it doesn't need announcing
>    Judging by the way your balls are bouncing!
> 
>    I like bouncing..........
> 
>    
>  And while I'm in the mood what is this "Gus (not while I'm eating vomit)
>  the Gorilla".  Do you insist on showing your obviously unimaginative sense
>  of humour by trying to rip off the GODS of comedy, MONTY PYTHON.
> 
>          You deserve to be poked with a pointed stick
>          ..how about a punch in the head
>          ..or a dagger up the clitoris?
> 
> 
>      pppp         sss     i
>      p   p       s   s    i
>      p    p     s         i
>      p   p       s        i
>      pppp         s       i
>      p             s      i
>      p          s   s     i
>      p           s s      i
>      p            s       i
> 
>Dead people are cool

So you think you're cool?

BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!![tm]       
-----
  Gus (not while I'm reading a pathetic attempt at flame) the Gorilla

"Read it while it still smells like shit" 
              -Gus

"Or eat it if you want"
              - Gus again
----
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thomasc@lobachevskii.geom.umn.edu (Thomas Colthurst)
Subject: WAYS TO GET RICH
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,sci.econ 
Summary: Do I see a great need, or are you just happy to see me?
Keywords: Contains obligatory richh pun, but at least it's funny 
Organization: Geometry Center, University of Minnesota
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 05:09:33 GMT


TOP TEN WAYS TO GET RICH


10. Two words: Bankruptcy Bonds.

9. Copyright the number 986, then sue Intel when they start using it.

8. Write sequel to "Millie's Book," aftering claiming that she has 
   talken to you via ESP ever since you once visited the White House.

7. Develop a good five cent enema.

6. Become famous, then star in a Nike commercial series.

5. Shine butt-harp spotlight signal over the clouds of Gotham.
   [Oh, I'm sorry, that's how to get RICHH.]

4. Two words: Detachable Rollerblades.

3. Work hard, spend little, invest wisely.

2. Archive the best of talk.bizarre postings, then publish them
   as "USENET Book of the Dead."

1. Marry Bill Gates.


-Thomas C
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Foo")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: It is so stipulated
Date: 29 Jul 92 22:49:11 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


Let's assume, for sake of argument, that the Pope is Catholic.
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: <insert whatever the fuck you want>
Date: 24 Jul 92 19:39:20 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


Half read books are stacked on top of each other like dead seagulls
after an oil spill.  I have searched all night.  Searched in vain.

My wife stands in the doorway.  "Perhaps it doesn't mean anything"

I recall the night Spinoza died, gasping for breath, his lungs filled
with glass particles.

"It means something.  Why would Socrates mention a cock in his final
breath?"

"Maybe Plato was just playing a joke and you're the victim"

I think of Neitsche pounding madly on piano keys, laughing and
wallowing in his own excrement.

She comes up behind me and rubs my shoulders.

"I wish we'd never heard of Socrates...I wish we could just leave
here...go someplace where they've never heard of Socrates or Plato or
Neitsche...just make love in the warm sand and frolic like dolphins in
the warm ocean"

I laugh condescendingly. Then erupt into a frenetic rage.
"Never heard of Socrates!  How can you say that..."

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"

She stuffs a cigar in my mouth, pierced through the center by a 
red rooster toothpick.  

I decided she had a point. 

--

	\\\\\sean/////
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short shameful confession
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 92 16:15:09 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
> In article <g0nm_sl.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) write
> >In article <BceooB1w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
> >>After all, I reasoned, Gooley has the three most important qualifications f
> >>for a Pope.
> 
> Which are what?
> 
>    1.  Being catholic
>    2.  Being filthy rich
>    3.  Owning at least one gaudy, post-hole-digger hat.

I was thinking of

1. Being Catholic
2. Being a virgin
3. Having testicles


mathew
[ I later decided that it was four qualifications, as the testicles ought
  to be counted separately. ]
-- 
"Even the most bizarre of the unions (probably that between a cat's gall
 stone and a single note 'G' from CNN's ident theme) managed to convey a
 sense of rampant impropriety."  -- 'Fortran Five', Simon G. Lawrence Leonard
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I Am
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 02:37:34 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

idiot
From: thomas@MANITOU.ENSMP.FR (Gregory NOWAK)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Paris?
Date: 28 Jul 92 10:03:12 GMT

In article <nbp2grk@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com writes:
}---
}gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
}|I will be in Greensboro N. C. for a job interview the weekend of FAX.BOB.
(...)
}There's always next year.
}---
}c j silverio
}and we'll always have Paris


Sorry, Paris is mine now. But I'll guard your memories from prying eyes...





for a small fee.

                                    greg


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.ai,misc.test,comp.robotics,comp.ai.edu
From: goebel@emunix.emich.edu (Gene Goosenberry)
Subject: fred
Organization: Eastern Miskatonic University
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 16:24:48 GMT

this is a tester...

-- 
~ "If there were more people like me, there would be fewer people like me."   ~
~                                  Gene "Dryad's Bane" Goosenberry            ~
~ Disclaimer : Hubris is my Middle Name !!  - goebel@emunix.emich.edu -       ~
~ Matthew "j" Goebel (c) 1968 - Mother and Father Cottage Industries          ~
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton,alt.cascade
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,misc.test,alt.politics.clinton,alt.cascade
Organization: Yes
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 21:43:51 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.182017.18089@athena.cs.uga.edu> heath@athena.cs.uga.edu (Terrance Heath) writes:
>In article <1992Jul23.153812.16199@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:
>>Who would ever suggest that it would be up to Clinton OR Bush to come up with a
>>cure?  Do you mean that a politician, businessman, or lawyer would have the 
>>medical research abilities to do that?  Wow, they are all powerful, aren't 
>>they?
>
>No, but a politician does have the power to release the funds that
>would allow scientists (those who DO have the medial research
>abilities to find a cure) to continue doing research.
>
>>I don't ask for the unreasonable from politicians and presidents.  An attitude 
>>that fosters understanding, caring would be nice, though.
>>
>>Carol
>
>I concur.
I defer.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22905 alt.politics.clinton:352
From: cah@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov (Allen Halsell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: Tipper Gore at the Old Surrender
Keywords: Wildcats, Shecats, Hellcats, but, no, pussy
Date: 22 Jul 92 23:06:15 GMT
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory (NASA)

In article <BrsxG6.M16@watserv1.waterloo.edu> lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>I remember years ago when my band The Turgid Staff were on tour
>we took a swing through the south and we got booked into a dive 
>called the Old Surrender. The place was small but it had a nice
>stage with a sufficient system to deliver our show. The manager
>was a fat old boy with as many teeth as he had eyes. He told us

How do you get your margins so even?  This is astounding.
-- 
 the only thing that speaks the truth is the eloquence of passing time
                 the spoken word is a jacket too tight
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Chicago is...
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: University of New Hampshire, Durham NH
Distribution: talk
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 22:41:43 GMT
Comments: Life is a hereditary disease


Chicago is *not* my kind of town.  Doesn't feel like a city. Speaking
from experience.



--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Chinese Culture
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 16:30:06 BST
Followup-To: alt.newbie
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
> In article <Pc3eoB26w165w@mantis.co.uk>, mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
> rubbish rubbish rhubarb.........
[...]
> I see you're keeping up the good work by exporting your drivel around
> the world.

Please don't follow up my articles.  It makes my killfile temporarily spare
you.


mathew
-- 
"He is heterosexual.  It is a sort of breath of fresh air, isn't it?  The
 indecent assault, an expression of his sexuality." -- Judge Geoffrey Jones

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Amazing!
Keywords: rm News/talk/bizarre/KILL 
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:37:00 GMT

left rn running to take a shower
while the killfile ran

got back, the whole damn newsgroup
had been killfiled.

wow

BoB
teCh
learned my lesson
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor)
Subject: Re: CREATION
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 00:51:53 GMT
Organization: Herbalife Inc.

I bagged one!

aabdalla@pollux.usc.edu (Ahmed Abd-Allah) writes:
)
)Newsgroups: alt.wanted.moslem.men, alt.wanted.moslem.women,
)	     misc.test, alt.newbie, alt.wanted.moslem.gay

-- 
_______________________________________________________________
Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor,
Dietary Researcher,
Fiber Team,	     "Be one, be peace, be  like the hajiputki"
Herbalife Inc.			-Maharji Marhiyogi
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: vai@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Aloke S Chakravarty)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Organization: HAC - Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 15:59:22 GMT

True there are more pressing unpreventable terminal illnesses than AIDS,
and that they deserve as much, if not more federal funding...but
what about the dozen accounts or so of AIDS related deaths without any
known contraction of the HIV virus.  In light of how Fast AIDS is spreading,
as opposed to non virulent Cancers, is this also not a major concern?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gross@ashes.ra.anl.gov (KC Gross RA/208/dcp 6689)
Subject: Re: Getting Married
Organization: Argonne National Laboratory
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 22:16:46 GMT

In article <lefty-210792171640@lefty.apple.com> lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
>> 
>> >Can you post us some Steven Wright quotes now, or maybe
>> >some Monty Python?
>> 
>> I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok.
>> Spam spam spam spam spam.
>
>Hey, Kenny, I want to go fishing this weekend.  Can I have that hook, line
>and sinker back?
>
>Oh, yeah, I almost forgot!
>Can I use you for bait?
>
>Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
>C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.


Hey, Lefty,
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
  
Kenny 
gross@anl.gov
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael A. Rigler)
Subject: Re: Amazing!
Followup-To: misc.pest
Summary: KILL ME NOW
Keywords: KILL h j a c r m REDRUM
Organization: Ministry of Marqaha
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 09:01:48 GMT

(BoBteCh) writes:
>left rn running to take a shower
>while the killfile ran

I shower in the blood of the freshly slaughtered, as they are driven
into the chamber of whirling blades.  The entrails are brought to me 
for inspection...

              ...The Future of the Regime, it does not look so good.

--------------------------------------------------------------------
Rigler                   (bread and circuses while Rome burns below)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt.harp,alt.prose
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: RICHH:  WHY RICH AND PAUL DON'T WRITE SCIENCE FICTION
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 17:36:50 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Followup-To: alt.prose.d

     Hence Mazola, copilot of the Mighty Singing Air Fortress,
Orlando Crease, strummed rhythmically on her ecto-vibe, as Skip
Langder recited drote. Glans Largesse, celebrity of the moment on
Glaucoma II for his valor and mistresses, wore proudly the barbed
hide of the last unruly Bladderhorn.
     "Graaaaaaahhhhhhhrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm!"
     Grrens O'Gratin eyed the blackjack dealer surreptitiously,
while Tsinga Tsonga Tsixpence, while Maighnes, the wily-eyed
truffle, idled a tuber.

------------------------

     "Paul," yammed my mom, dancing for both rain and tinsel, "that
nice RichH boy is outside...all gussied up!  Why don't you go keep
him company.  His mother and her horde of angry sawbacks make the
finest avocado spray, kindred puckey, and oh, their po' boys!"
     "But mom, you know I can't stand his prominent hammertoes,
ravenous goiter, and He's no friend to the owls."
     Outside, I saw at once what "gussied up" was all about.  Rich
wore antecedents and was belaying Prudence her dew.

a RICHH/PAUL false start
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23006 rec.nude:3506 soc.singles:20929 soc.couples:3474
From: sday@lacerta.unm.edu (Stephen F. Day   UNM CIRT)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.nude,soc.singles,soc.couples
Subject: Re: A survey
Date: 23 Jul 92 15:35:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.2xgm_#n
Reply-To: sday@ariel.unm.edu
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque NM

In article <1992Jul22.191632.3053@desire.wright.edu>, mborgerding@desire.wright.edu writes:
> [sex survey deleted]

I don't see any relevance as to what this survey has to do with rec.nude.
:-[

However, I also do not want to see a thread of flames regarding this post.
If you object to this, please confine your protests to the poster via e-mail.

We will now return to our regularly scheduled rec.nude discussions...
;-)

-- 
    Stephen F. Day         (SFD7)  AT&TNET:      (505) 277-8499
    Systems Analyst/Programmer     BITNET/CREN:  SDAY@UNMB
    CIRT-APSYS                     INTERNET:     sday@ariel.UNM.EDU
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: jonobie@Baker.mcs.kent.edu (Jonobie Baker)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Kent State University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 20:20:58 GMT


In article <1992Jul22.181221.5192@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:
|> The recession is easing?  Where?  Have you heard the latest unemployment 
|> figures?  I do applaud Bush for extending unemployment benefits....but that's 
|> where my applause ends.  Here in Ohio our economy is not any better than it was
|> four years ago (or 12 years ago when Reagan took the helm)  -- it is worse.
|> 
|> Should we vote to keep the status quo (or worse)?  Or vote for Clinton and give
|> this country a chance?
|> 
|> Carol

	Like Clinton so aptly put it: unemployment only has to go up by one.....

Jonobie
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: one line bio
Date: 21 Jul 92 20:35:51 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>>cj cannot find a record store that has not sold out
>>of the new Eno single.

>SO?  You think you got problems?  Try and find something by Jello Biafra some-  time.  If you do find Eno, and you're dumb enough to spend money on it, then
>I'll sell you a tape of me traumatizing my girlfriend's cat.  It's better.
>Trust me.

Please don't try to play musical one-upsmanship around
here.  You will lose.  Trust me.

-Sho
--
sho@physics.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton,alt.fan.gooley
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: BUSH & I LOVE BUSH!!! (Two Subjects for the price of one!)
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 04:17:07 GMT

And so, Mr. Crane sets out to sabotage the Bush/Quayle re-election
effort in much the same way Stratocaster went about destroying
Perot's credibility on the Internet....

Hey, anyone seen Strats around?  Could Mr. Crane and Strats be
the same person, a Clinton zealot?
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Past Student of Joan Livingston")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre needs more followups
Date: 21 Jul 92 21:10:54 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com's message of 20 Jul 92 14:03:30 GMT

RIn article <TOMF.92Jul20100330@ai.bunny.gte.com> tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett) writes:
>   What it actually needs is better labelling.  Here's my suggestion.
>   If you're going to post something interesting and funny, put the line
>	   Summary: WORTH READING
>   in the header.


But I already DO that.  The articles you're suupposed to read all say

	Subjsect:  The Temptation of Saint Anthony

on them.

You should be ignoring the other ones.
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.drugs
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: Smoking toads
Keywords: now I've heard everything
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 17:27:42 GMT

Followup-To: talk.bizarre, alt.drugs
Distribution: world


I can't believe I am even thinking this may be true, but...............

I have a friend who has "been there, done that" with just about every drug  
known to Man, and has also been to rehab 5 times.  Into the bar he walks the  
other night, after being on one of his month-long "missions from God", and he  
starts telling this story to anyone who wants to listen.

Seems he was at a party last week, and the locals there were enjoying some 
"toad" smoking. He says he was incredulous, too, and asked what it was all  
about. Seems these guys caught their own toads, killed them, skinned them,  
"nuked" the skins to dry them a little, then threw them into their pipe, and  
smoked themselves into a "tripping" state of mind.

Is this another urban legend, or is this really possible? 

Hi IS just a little bit of a kook.

--
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 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22818 alt.politics.bush:32 alt.politics.clinton:279
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:55:28 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul22.154210.24780@news.columbia.edu> rl24@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Robert Lamoureux) writes:
>In article <1992Jul22.032747.7660@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> dyrda@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (The Conservative) writes:
>
>>Richard Dyrda
>>Vote for Bush or we may never know greatness!
>
>What evidence of this "greatness" has he shown in the last four years?

Well, I understand he plays a great game of golf...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: one line bio: Saul
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 00:18:33 GMT

---
The new kid is after his job-- Saul just knows it, don't
ask him how-- but what he can't understand is why his son--
his son!  who ought to get Saul's job when he retires!-- 
doesn't seem to mind, actually seems to like the little
no-name upstart.

---
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: RE: Yawn
Date: 24 Jul 92 18:59:07 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

<<jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)>> writes:
That uber-meister of musical cognizance (Ben) writes:
>>Don't try to play musical one-upmanship here.
>>You will bore. Trust me.
   >CDs which are sitting on top of my desk right now (not counting the ones
   in the CD rick which is also on top of my desk:
     >The Clash: London Calling
     >Pachalbel: Canon in D (and other hits)
     >NWA: Straight Outta Compton
Etc etc etc...

Wow, John! You are SO hip!!
When I wrote that, I didn't mean that anyone who had such
a cool bunch of CDs as YOU would be boring!! Far from it!
reading that had to be the high point of my day - it's just SO
cool that you're cool and smart enough to listen to Pachalbel
AND The Clash!! Either that, or you had a blind friend 
shoplift all of your CDs for you from the Sears record 
department, which I guess is sort of cool, too.

BENth


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: New t.b contest: YOU PICK CARASSO'S NEXT ALIAS
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 22:36:36 GMT

milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>In article <62934@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - 
Palfreyman) writes:>>: rp -- I think next time he should be Indian: 
>>:      Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor.  I see a great need.
>>
>>       Beautific Om Rammer.  I see a great need.
>
>Rotting Dead Corpse.  I see a great need.

Eye see a great nerd - qed!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH