From: T_MMARTIN@QUALCOMM.COM (TORY)
Subject: IN CASE ANYONE MISSED IT.
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Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 01:38:46 GMT

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CAST:
Actor/Actress        Birthplace/Date                Character

Josie Bissett........(Seattle,WA/Oct.5,1970)........Jane Mancini
Thomas Calabro.......(Brooklyn,NY/Feb.3, 1959)......Dr. Michael Mancini
Doug Savant..........(Los Angeles,CA/Jun.21,1964)...Matt Fielding
Grant Show...........(Detroit.MI/Feb.27,1962).......Jake Hansen
Andrew Eppley Shue...(Detroit,DE/Feb.20,1967).......Billy Campbell
Courtney Thorne-Smith(San Francisco,CA/Nov.8,1967)..Allison Parker
Vanessa Williams.....(Brooklyn,NY/May 12,19??)......Rhonda
Daphne Zuniga.......................................Jo Beth Reynolds
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NOTES:
	Condensed versions are in the text.  New reviews to be added at the end. 
Many of the reviews will be caught up later.  And for reruns.
Amy Locaine..........(Lawrenceville,NJ/Dec.19,1971).Sandy
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1.17   "JAKE VS. JAKE"
        NOV.25,1992
        
        Episodo opens with Billy and Allison.  Billy says that he is 
        going to play Santa Claus for Christmas.  Allison has a funny 
        look on her face.  Billy asks her is anything is wrong.  She 
        tells him that she stuff on her mind and leaves for work. 

        At Michael and Jane's, they are talking about going away for
        two nights to a family practice seminar.  He says he feels like
        he is ditching school.  She says that they are going because she
        had to talk Kay (her boss) into it.  She starts playing with the
        Dr. telling him to take off his pants.  They start kissing and
        rolling around on the bed.

        Billy runs into Jake outside and Jake tells him that an old girl
        friend called and can he borrow $20.  He doesn't want to look 
        like a deadbeat.  

        Allison is at a Dr. Evans office.  She tells Allison that she 
        has an enlargement of her uterus and she would like to run some
        tests.  

        Rhonda and Matt are at the market getting some strawberries for 
        home.  Matt says that he is short some and sends Rhonda back to
        look for them while he loads the rest.  Rhonda runs into a guy
        carrying some and tells him that they are hers.  After a slight
        argument Matt shows up and says that he found the missing ones 
        in the front seat of the van.  Rhonda walks off and the guy goes
        after her.  He apolgizes and asks her out to dinner or a movie.
        He says that he can be tolerable and gives her the strawberries
        for the kids.  He tells her that he really is a shy boy.  She
        agrees.

        The doctor tells Allison that she is not pregnant but she wants 
        to do some more tests (take some blood and do sonogram).  She
        says that she always has her regular exams.  The doctor wants to 
        see what it is anyway and take care of it.  She asks Allison if
        she has hospital insurance.  She says no.

        Jake and Colleen (his old girl friend)  are at lunch reminising
        over old times.  She tells him that she has changed a little.  
        She has now been married for 3 years.  She tells him that she
        got pregnant 5 years ago.  She says she is here on business.   
        Her son and husband are here with her.  His name is David and he 
        is 4 and a half.  She tells him that he is the father.  She said
        that she couldn't tell him before.  She asks him to sign some
        papers so that Robert (her husband) could be the boys father.  
        Jake gets upset.  She tells him that his (jake's) name is on the 
        certificate.  Jake says that he has a lot of questions about the
        kid.  Is he a great kid?  She begs him please.  He says no, its
        not right and gets up and leaves.
          
        At Shooters, Jo and Jake are talking.  He tells her that he  
        just wants to be left alone to air things out.  So he tells 
        her about Colleen and the kid.  Jo asks is Colleen knows for
        sure if it is his.  Jake wants to make a difference.  He wants 
        take the kid home with him.  Jo tells him that he might be 
        wrong.  He finally tells her that he doesn't want to talk and
        to just leave him alone.  

        Allison is on the phone when Billy comes in.  He asks what that 
        was all about.  She tells him nothing.  He goes to the refridge-
        rator for a soda.  He says, "You drank the last soda."  She
        tells him that if he wants more soda to go out and buy some.

        Rhonda and Terrence go into this really nice restaurant.  The 
        host takes them to a secluded table towards the back.  Rhonda
        comments on how far away they are.  He asks her if she thinks 
        that it is a racial thing.  It turns out that he is the owner.

        Jake decides that he wants to see the David.  He goes to their
        hotel.  He steps out to the pool and sees Colleen.  He then sees
        David jumping off the side of the pool into Robert's arms.  She
        looks up and sees Jake.  She asked him what he was doing here.  
        He tells her that he wanted to see David, meet him.  She says,
        "You were supposed to call me.  Don't pull this macho act."

        Rhonda is walking down the street and Terrance pulls up.  He 
        asks her to go on a picnic, and then asks her to go to Catalina 
        with him.  She says thank you and that she would love to but she
        has classes.  She says, "I thought you drove a Toyota?"  (He was
        in a more expensive car, not sure what kind)  He responds, "I 
        only drive that when I am picking up produce."  She says, "And I 
        told Matt that you didn't have any pretences."  "Are we still on
        for tomorrow?" he says.

        Billy is dressed as Santa.  He says to Allison, "do you think 
        that I need another pillow?"  She almost looks like she wants to
        start laughing, but instead she starts crying.  He asks her what
        is wrong.  she says that it is so ambarrassing.  She says that 
        she has a tumor.  It is not cancer.  She says that it is benign,
        but, she will need to have an operation.  This could mess up her
        chances of having children.  He says that he will be there for 
        her through it all.  She tells him that she doesn't have any 
        health insurance and can't pay for the operation.  He asks her
        if she has asked her parents to help her out.  She says that she
        doesn't want to ask them.  He tells her that somehow, maybe from
        Santa, if she believes.
        
        It is night time and Jo is at Jake's door.  She says that she 
        apologizes, she realizes that it was none of her business.  
        "Peace offerings?"  He says, "I ought to see a lawyer.  Colleen
        lied to me.  I tried to see him today,"  He tells Jo about his 
        mother and how he grew up.  He says that with David it will be 
        a different situation.  He says that he is a good enough mecha-
        nic, he is an adult now and he wants to do something right for 
        a change.  She asks him if he has really thought about it, the
        expense and all.  He tells her not to lecture him, she doesn't
        understand. 

        It is raining and Billy and Allison are at a hospital.  In ad-
        missions, the clerk says that it is against policy to admit a 
        person without health insurance.  The only other option is to 
        prepay.  Total would come to 15K.  Billy asks if there is a 
        payment plan.  No.  The clerk says that all the other hospitals
        have the same rules.  As they are walking away from another
        hospital, Billy says that he will do whatever he can for her.
        He says that he will borrow the money from his parents.  He
        will even drive her home.  

        Matt, Jane, and Michael are decorating the Palm trees.  Billy
        and Allison come into the courtyard.  Billy starts going off 
        about rules and regulations that hospitals have.  Then he starts
        going off about doctors, saying that they are just in it for the
        money.

        Rhonda and Terrance come out of her apartment.  They all look up
        at her.  She says that she has a date at the symphony.  Everyone
        tells her how georgous she looks.  Jane says she looks like
        Cinderella.  Terrance says, "Your pupmkin awaits."

        Billy and Allison go into their apartment.  Michael asks whats
        eating at Billy.  Micheal goes over to see what the problem is.
        He asks what is wrong and Billy replies with, "My feet hurt and 
        I hate everyone."  Allison tells him what the problem is.  He 
        says that he might be able to get her in.  Allison goes to the 
        refridgerator.  She says, "You bought sodas."  He replies, "I 
        said I would stick by you.  You have got a best friend."  They
        say their good nights.

        Jake is in the bike shop working and his ex-girlfriend shows up 
        at the door.  She says she thinks that they ought to talk.  He
        says he has to fix the bike.  She says okay, then lets talk 
        motor talk.  He tells her that he doesn't need help.  She starts
        up, "Its not about you, its about family.  I want him to have a
        mother and a father in a home, the same home.  I want him to 
        have a solid life."  Jake asks her is David even knows. He says,
        "You come down here like your on vacation.  You want me to be 
        responsible.  You got what you wanted.  Why am I always pissed
        at something?"  Small talk.  He says that he will call her 
        tomorrow.  She leaves.

        The next day at work Jake calls her.  David answers the phone.  
        He says to her, "Lets work something out.  I just want to see
        him."  Jake gets cleaned up.  He is changing in and out of ties
        and in and out of jackets.  On his way out he runs into Jo.  He
        tells her that she was right and not to let it go to her head.

        At lunch, the discussion turn into Jake and David talking loud 
        to each other and then to super hereos.  While they talk, Jake
        notices that David is dipping his fries into mayonaise.  Jake
        Jake asks if Robert does that or if it is just the kid (it seems
        Jake does that as well).  He turns back to Colleen and says 
        don't we have some papers to sign.

        Michael comes to Allison's work to tell her that he can have her
        admitted into the hospital.  She will be a teaching patient.  
        The only charge will be for the room.  The surgery is scheduled
        for next week.

        Out front of the hotel, Colleen tells Jake what a terrific guy 
        he is.  David sees the motorcycle and asks if he can sit on it.
        His mom says yes.  They give hugs good-bye.  He holds the kid
        the up high while telling him to stay out of trouble.  Jo is in
        the background taking pictures.

        Later at Jake's, he is eating when Jo comes to the door.  She 
        brought him a gift.  The pictures were incredible.  He didn't
        know what to say.  He finally says he owes her big time.  She
        will collect later.  He shuts the door, goes over the the 
        refridgerator and sticks one of the pictures on the door.  He
        says, "Your gonna be ok kid."

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GUESTS:
       Beth Toussaint......................Colleen Paterson
       Christopher Pennock.................Rusty
       John Marshall Jones.................Terrence Hagard
       Fan Bennett.........................Dr. Evans






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