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From: anonymus+1218@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: SAM seeking **F in and around bay area.
Date: 6 Oct 92 02:03:19 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service


Guess i will keep this straight(actually i am out of ideas!)
I am a Single Asian Male living in the south bay area, and
though pretty comfortable with my job, the recession seems
to be catching up with my private life. I am looking for you:
and you are:
      -	a **F(from planet earth, i hear they have found 
		life on mars and at timbuctoo!)
      - healthy in mind, body and humor.
      - love the outdoors at most times and the cozy indoors
        on a cold autumn night.
      - fun.
      - in and around the  bay area (or) own a private jet!

      - will be interested in me
      
      * and I AM:
    
      - 5'10", 160 pounds.
      - Single/24yrs.
      - make a living in computers and looking for a life.
      - can laugh at most jokes and pretend to laugh if it
        is'nt a joke but the other person feels it is.
      - would'nt be able to destroy Iraq with my looks.
      - like to keep fit.
      - often wonder where all those pigeonheads keep their
        minds, while playing the Spinning wheel (on TV).
      
       
i don't really think i am really looking to a relationship
though, i do beleive in the strangest things (yeah, u got it,
for a moment i did beleive he did'nt inhale it!)
hope to hear from u soon.
 			
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From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Resp to Arcane from Rai.
Organization: Puttin' your poop in a pile
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 19:37:58 GMT

 tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) figures out...
>mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:

>>I think I have ascended to the position in this newsgroups that allows me to
>>post what I want and popular opinion is on my side. As for Puter I can handle
>>ANYTHING he might throw out.
>
>Well wonder no more why this woman was elected net.goddess...it's her modesty!
>:) 

Yeah, but she wants ME to pay the Fed Ex account for shipment!

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From: ap.1347@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Seventh-day Adventist GM
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
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Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 11:59:51 GMT
X-Iso: GM

ISO another.  I'm a GBM, 24 y.o., 5'7", muscularly good body, clean 
shaven, educated (still in school),  handsome - others say.  I like 
singing, piano, weight lifting, hiking, racquetball, tennis, aerobics, 
writing, listening, and traveling - just to name a few.   I'd like to 
re-learn the sports of basketball, baseball and soccer.  I'm a very 
spiritually focused Christian, and expect the same.  I'm also very 
romantic, but we'll have to start on a FRIENDSHIP ONLY basis.  You're 
physically fit, I especially like Latin, Middle Eastern and African 
American men but you can be of any one or combination of OTHER races 
(mixtures turn me on MUCH).  You're either shorter than me or 5'9" at 
the most.

Write to begin discovering ALL of the treasures.

I congratulate (early) the lucky guy who gets me.  I'm sure you'll make 
ME as lucky a guy for getting you.

Marc


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From: anonymus+781@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: Anyone Out There?
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 07:36:12 GMT


Hi,

I am checking this address out to see if it actually works....

I am here (in good ol' California) with a terrible case of

insomnia (engineers can't spell.....even female ones!)

I just purchases this brand new modem and I thought I'd check it	

out!!!  Theres some pretty cool stuff here.

Anyway, I'm me.  I
.vi
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: RE: Problems in Israel. Young ppl can help, and we can! :)
From: zoltar@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms)
Date: 2 Oct 92 14:18:02 PST
Distribution: world
Organization: The .SIG research Department, General Enquiries Office


First, my apologies if this posting appears twice, I have had some major
problems with my computer.

In article <3901@copper.Denver.Colorado.EDU> aaldoubo@copper.denver.colorado.edu (Anisa Alnoor Aldoubosh) writes:

(stuff Deleted for space)
(...)

>>>Anisa,
>>>I have always offered to help people, even people I do not
>>>know. Even though I am only 19, I have morals and feelings, I know
>>>how people feel, (even if you are 9 years older than me!) I am
>>>writing to people 25+ and I get along fine! Don't take a look
>>>at someones age, and automatically think that they don't know anything,
>>>or can't help, you may be pleasantly surprised! :-) 

>You're right, Grant.  I appreciate your offer for help and I think
>that you could probably generate some good discussion and probably
>some advice despite your age (I was just joking with you, btw)
>because you seem to be a mature and sensitive person.

Thanks for your confidence in me. I am always here if you need someone
to chat to about anything.. Just call me the agony Uncke of alt.personals!
:-)

>>Your problem in Israel, let us know, we may be young, but we have fresh
>>new ideas, give us young ones a chance!! :) Plus there are *thousands* of
>>people here on the net, who may be able to help as well.

>Thank God that there are *young* voices on the Net to remind us oldies
>that there is hope yet in our lives :-), but you and one other kind
>person have been the only ones yet to offer any assistance.

Yup, there are more `young ones' than most people relise on the net. 
And we do have fewsh new ideas, and you'll find that most of us are
caring, csensitive people too.. Age makes no barrier, when one needs
help, there is always someone who will isten..

>>It's up to you on what decision you make..
>
>You're right and it seems that I am have.  After thinking about it
>for some time now, I realized that, under the current circumstances,
>it would not be productive to continue such a relationship.  I guess
>>I just needed to wake up and not get so swept up in these feelings
>that could never be a reality.

Ok, that's fine. We are here if you need anyone to talk to.. :-)
good to see that things may be sorting themselves out.. 
Have a lovely day! :)

>But thanks for your support.
>
>Regards -
>Anisa
 

Your'e welcome,

Cheers,
Grant


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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: anonymus+1161@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: Re: --> Preference: Big Girls
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 03:49:01 GMT

In alt.personals you write:

>Hi,
>I sometimes have the feeling of being the only male admitting to
>prefere fat women!
>Is this true?

Well, your not the only one.. But were rare..

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From: v132l9p6@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel A Gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: desired: penpal for long, intimate chats
Date: 4 Oct 92 04:14:00 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Sep22.000938.5251@lemuria.sai.com>, ap.5225@cupid.sai.com writes...
>Energetic, adventurous, passionate, fun-loving, female grad student
>seeks intelligent, insightful coversation about sex, politics, and religion
>as well as everything inbetween. Race, profession, political orientation
>etc. doesn't matter as long as you enjoy arguing, discussing, and
>generally tearing apart ideas with an open mind.  Good sence of humor
>and tolerance of bad spelling are imperative. Be prepared for anything!
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Well, I am obviously interested. You can get my email address right
from the header, and I would be very willing to correspond with you.
Don't expect perfect spelling from me, either. I am famous for my 
typos. Just drop me a line whenever through the reply function!

-Dan
From: mikey@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Strider)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Fire and Flames (Rai)
Date: 5 Oct 92 01:27:11 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

In article <1992Sep29.141451.3444@memstvx1.memst.edu> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>This week I have been flamed numerous times. I might even consider leaving the
>group! NOT! I mean I can handle TYGER drawing conclusions upon 1 or 2 posts
>being new to the net. But Savannah get real! Do you really want to just be a
>bitch to me for no reason whatsoever? I mean honestly I don't go around 
>flaming people in fact only on rare occasions  do I have a harsh word for 
>anyone. Will someone explain this to me. PLEASE.

Sorry, Rai, but I've never been able to explain women.... :)  

>Rai.
>P.s. Not that I can't handle this. I just don't understand the motives.

Jealousy, perhaps?  Or just small-mindedness?

>P.s.s. I need someone to help me with a .gif this involves entering my account
>getting the file and encoding it for mailing.

Drop me some email, I can probably help you out.


Strider


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: arcane@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Kendrick Davis)
Subject: Re: a nonbinding poll
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 07:38:49 GMT

merritt@macro.bu.edu (Sean Merritt) writes:

> 
> 1) Resolved: alt.personals is a "meeting" group not a chatting
>    group. Keep the (insert fav adj insipid, vapid) chat in
>    email.
> 
> 2) Resolved: alt.personals is enhanced by a broader definition
>    of acceptable post. These add to the entertainment value
>    of the group.
> 
> 
> 
> My vote:
> 
> 1), SWM, Prof, 29.8
> 
> so I agree with 1), I am a single white male, approaching 30 years old. 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> -- 
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> Dept of Physics Boston University| 	       Boh!	
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                 it's not my fault, really!!!!

                       <grin from hell>

                          -< ARCANE >-

                my vote is "2"
From: jdickson@jato.jpl.nasa.gov (Jeff Dickson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Straight, gay, whatever....
Date: 6 Oct 92 17:26:16 GMT
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory

In article <BvM7CB.9o@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> darkmoor@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Darkmoore) writes:
>In article <1992Oct2.141825.78@actew.oz.au>, ina_pearce@actew.oz.au writes:
>> >                    A Questionnaire on Heterosexuality
>> >                    ----------------------------------

>  The only real difference between homosexuals and heterosexuals is that the
>  heterosexuals are trying to dominate over the homosexuals and change them
>  because they (heterosexuals) know that we (homosexuals) are their betters!
>
>
>  Darkmoore.
>
What a bunch of bull shit. Darkmoore, you must be a pretty insecure person
to make a statement like that.

>> > 
>> > 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
>> being born
I've watched some program that cited that an undersized hypothalmis (or
whatchamacallit) gland may be responsible for homosexual tendencies.

jeff
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: What REALLY happened to Ricky
Organization: Star Search
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 19:10:27 GMT

	Next on HerBaldBeau...

	Ozzie, Harriet, Ricky, and David. Did this television
family have a long-lost member hidden away in the closet? Did
they _ever_ allow her out for fresh air and sunshine? Did Ozzie
have a _special_ use for those snow chains? Let's ask her...

 nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) grabs her talk.bizarre
	and alt.flame experience and spits...

>thank you so much for not calling names, you self-important, bloated,
>windbag.  it's so nice to see that some people have restraint.
>
>now please, F.O.A.D. rat bastard.
>
>christine

	There you have it folks. Next week on HerBaldBeau...
		Other Usenet people who share last names with
		dead boob-tube stars.

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From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: For redhead and brunette women, please explain ...
Date: 2 Oct 92 20:22:02 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Distribution: usa
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

Hi ladies. This might sound strange. But I really need to ask you,
if you are NOT a blonde, a serious question.

How serious are you when you commit to a relationship? I ask this because
after several failed relationships, all with blondes, I am convinced
that not only do blondes have more fun, they also have far less
conviction.

My latest, after two years and an 8-month engagement, is leaving me to
go to Virginia for a job, in the same line of work for a VERY small
pay increase. I can't stop her and am not the a-hole type to demand
that she stay. If she wants to leave, I support her decision because
I love her and want her to be happy.

But, now that I'm getting used to knowing it's over (she's leaving
Monday 10-5), I had the weird notion that perhaps I should start dating
only readheads or brunettes. Hell, I've tried just about every other
"dating method" and am just tired enough of this happening repeatedly 
that perhaps as simple a thing as hair color could make the difference!

Me, I'm 6'2", 200 lbs, muscular (but trying to drop 10 lbs), dark brown
hair and eyes, (supposedly I look like Randy Travis, but I don't see it).
I love movies, long talks, and some of the usual date locations, but also
love stretching out on a couch to watch tv or read with the radio in the
background.

This is starting to sound like a stereotypical "personals" ad and it
isn't. With her leaving me, the last thing on my mind is starting a
new relationship just now. Maybe in a few months. Who knows.

But ladies, I would honestly appreciate your input.

							Thanks.
From: anonymus+1159@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: --none given--
Date: 4 Oct 92 01:49:54 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service

A friend (Tiffany) asked me to post this.

It may belong in alt.binaries.pictures.erotica,
but I don't have access.



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From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: IMPOSTER ABUSING MY ACCOUNT!
Organization: I don't know
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 19:17:00 GMT

 tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) notices...

>This being the USA, it is perfectly alright to be bigoted, ignorant, and 
>obnoxious, but what on earth makes these people think that anyone else wants
>to hear about it? It *must* be the new flock of frosh dweebs...is this 
>fuzz bumper/fudge pumper business what passes for wit these days?

Close, Tyger. Change the 'w' of 'wit' to 'sh', and you got it right.

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From: anonymus+768@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: --> Preference: Big Girls
Date: 1 Oct 92 22:31:52 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service

Hi,
I sometimes have the feeling of being the only male admitting to
prefere fat women!
Is this true?

Do you, big girls, confirm my statement?

Why is there no group for fat-lovers?


The bigger --> the better!
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From: news@ai.mit.edu (news)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Older men
Keywords: n
Date: 3 Oct 92 03:09:13 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: MIT Artificial Intelligence Lab

>I've been reading some of the questions posted here (and fast forwarding
>and 'Cool'-impaired, do women still find older men attractive, and at what 
>age difference does a woman feel a meaningful relationship is questionable?
>
From: cracraft@rice-chex.ai.mit.edu (Stuart Cracraft)
My experience has been that as the years (and gray/silver hairs) 
have accumulated, women have become far more easily approachable
and also tend to more often enter my space. I dress a little better
than I used to, but occasionally will wear something pretty tattered
and have have concluded that it's really the age rather than the
way I dress that is the factor. It certainly could be the experience
of simply having more years relating with the world as well.

Put it this way, and I know it sounds trite... there are far more
women looking for an older father/older brother figure in a relationship
than there are looking for a younger man and there are very few who
would even know hot to approach a relationship of equals...
"Looking" is probably the wrong word since the desire is 
sub-conscious and not necessarily pre-meditated when the women
run across a man they like. Sure, plenty still scout out for
a "sugar daddy."

Women can count on men 20-30-40 years older to be more mature,
less frantic, quite a bit fewer problems with the ego and self-proof
in regards to relating. While they may not perform for hours like their
21-year-old counterparts, the difference is vastly made up for.

Sadly, the years do not treat women as well...

--Stuart
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gorf@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Cheryl Gorf)
Subject: Re: Stupid Men Jokes
Organization: Purdue University
Distribution: indiana
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 21:19:43 GMT

Theology aside...

Did you hear about the person who was perfect in almost every way?

His only flaw was that he was a man!
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Talk to me redheads
Date: 5 Oct 92 15:58:07 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Saint)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

I'd like to talk (type, actually) with some redheads in the N.H. Seacoast
area. I know I sound like a million other guys on this net who specify
redheads. But I'm single and genuinely attracted to redheads and just 
want to talk and perhaps get to know you.
I'm not going to come on strong and hit on you like some sex-starved
animal (unless you want me to and say so). I just would like to meet 
someone to have some fun times with. If a relationship evolves, great.
But that's not my primary goal.

E-mail me in response please.

						Thanks in advance,
						Saint (just a nickname)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: darkmoor@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Darkmoore)
Subject: Re: Rai's Life
Organization: Purdue Computing Center
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 17:49:18 GMT

In article <am2oRB2w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu>, arcane@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Kendrick Davis) writes:
> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
> 
> > 
> > 
> > My poor luck really shouldn't surprise me by now but every once in a while I
> > forget and then reality strikes hard. Turning to the subject of my car ...
> > that piece of %&*#^&#^&*#!...I called the shop they said it was ready. I aske
> > them if they were sure and they said go ahead and pick it up. I showed up 
> > around 6pm after work, tired, hungry, and payed $200 for the car and went
> > to drive home and it wouldn't start!!!!!  Life there's just no winning...only
> > mommentary gratification at times.
> > 
> > 
> > Rai.
> > _____________________________________________________________________________
> > "I could do it forever and ever                    Raina Weinberg
> > Give me an hour to kiss you                   Memphis State University
> > Walk through heaven's door I'm sure              Memphis, Tennessee
> > We don't need a doctor to feel much better
> > Let me in                                   MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
> > Forever and ever and ever and ever"        
> > _____________________________________________________________________________
> > 
> 
> 
>  NOW RAI !!!!
> 
>   As you are *well* aware, This post is in the "wrong" newsgroup! And, if 
> you're not CAREFUL. you may well become the --> Next --<   *Target* for 
> PuterDUDE, so WATCH yourself, girl!!!
> 
> (chuckle)
> 
>                           -< ARCANE >-
> 
> < Ok, so I'm Evil....TOP IT, babe!!!!>

  Amen to that ARCANE, Amen to that!

  Darkmoore.