HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: koellner@galaxy.fernuni-hagen.de (Johnnie Walker)
Subject: Re: TB: CSHL
Organization: FernUniversitaet Hagen
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 14:45:33 GMT

Tom Boutell (boutell@isis.cshl.org) wrote:
: Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.

Olmyx is the best known alcoholic beer in the non-universe
The universe is the best place for known alcoholic beers.
Known non-alcoholic beers should be shot at first sight.

Clausthaler was originally produced 1941 in the Wolfenburg Secret
Laboratories for Chemical Warfare, but was too dangerous to be used in
combat. At the end of the war, large amounts of Clausthaler were hidden
away in large sealed caves, some hundred tons were dumped into the north sea.
Scientists blame the corroding Clausthaler barrels for the extermination of
about 400 different species of the sea.
Until today, it is not clear, which malicious character had the idea of 
filling the stuff into bottles to sell it as beer-alike drink. Some people
say, that the KGB startet the undeclared clausthaler war in 1957, in response
to NATO's Fake Vodka Initiative (FVI).
The WHO named the Clausthaler problem worlds most endangering threat today,
since most parts of the inhabited world show horrendous concentrations of
WUERG, the main ingredient.
The CIA has reports from about 17 3rd world countries working on clausthaler
production, the 'poor mans H-bomb'. Iraq's secret factories are said to be
working on an enhanced version, called 'clausthaler light'.
Even yugoslavian torture specialists have discovered 'preparation C.' in the
meantime.
So world, beware!!!! It is high time for realisation of the Strategic
Destillery Intervention, only some global effort will turn down
the catastrophy!!!

--
Peter Koellner 
Student of Idiocy at the university of Dortmund
EMAIL:koellner@fernuni-hagen.de
From: txdv1@isuvax.iastate.edu (Angela KAY Rolling)
Newsgroups: alt.prose
Subject: editer wanted
Date: 19 Nov 92 00:23:27 GMT
Reply-To: txdv1@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa

chapter 3 of A Vampire Tragidy can be posted as soon as it is edited
by someone. If any of you out there have the time to corect it. It 
may be preferable that the person who corects it posts it to save
time and energy (you would have to send the corected form some were).
I hope to finish chapter 4 over thanksgiving.

Elf-Kin
From: blewis@be.seas.upenn.edu (benn bet nun nun lewis)
Newsgroups: alt.prose
Subject: STORY:  ANGELS by Benn Lewis
Date: 17 Nov 92 01:54:25 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

Benn Lewis

                                  Angels

     Requiem d-moll

     "What is it?"
     "You know angel dust," you say, "this is angel shit."
     "Oh, hashish."
     Shhhhh.
     "That's so sacrilegious," she tells you.
     Is it?
     Flames and it turns to dust.  Dust to dust and ashes to
ashes and together you're off to the hall.

     Introitus 
     Eternal rest give to them, O Lord

     The concert box is lined with onyx, the trimming extends
from below the railing to the rim of the ceiling, and the corners
are ornamented with small polished black balls.

     Dies Irae 
     Day of Wrath

     The choir vibrates the seats and the walls.  You feel its
pulsating, deep booming; it steals your breath and puts it into
her.  You feel the bass on your breastbone.  Every extensions of
your chest is counteracted by the prophetic music pushing against
the septum.  She grabs hold of your hand tight for balance and
you hold on too.
     The lulls encourage a reason for the wandering eye.  Your
eyes dart across the people down below, and the prophets in the
choir.  But, you can not avoid the onyx trimming that draws you
and her in.  She squeezes tighter and it wraps around your throat
stealing you voice and clenching your thought.

     Confutatis
     When those cursed enter flames

     The death march.
     The deep onyx has only two faces to display.  An anti-
reflection of your worst conception; your own face strewn in a
deep ashen, burnt charcoal, ebony ominous tone amidst the
teachings of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.  They pull deep within
the chest, stealing what breath you might have while the violins
extract your wandering eye and yet force them once again to look
back into themselves.
     You shut your eyes and it's still there, in stereo.  In
quadraphonic, in octophonic, in infiniphonic.
     She turns towards you and says her crotch feels weird.

     Amen.
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From: dsg@impmh.uucp (Dave Gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.prose.d
Subject: Re: New User questions: (P.S. Is there a alt.prose FAQ?)
Date: 18 Nov 92 19:41:54 GMT
Organization: Integrated Micro Products Ltd

In <1992Nov16.024728.1@acad.drake.edu> bam003@acad.drake.edu writes:
>Hmmm...  Being new to UseNET and the alt.prose group in particular,
>I have a few questions:
>	1)  How long do stories stay posted, before they are auto-deleted?

This depends on your site's configuration.  Strictly speaking,
they are not "auto-deleted", they are "expired".  You can have
some influence by including an "Expires:" line in your post -
but this is only *advisory*.  Many sites set a blanket limit
(on alt groups especially) of only a few days.

>	2)  Is any approval of postings required?

Not in alt.prose, only in groups marked "Moderated"

For more info, see the news.newusers group (and FAQ).
-- 

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Newsgroups: alt.prose.d
Subject: Re: comment of guidelines
From: gillaspi@oread.cc.ukans.edu
Date: 17 Nov 92 14:19:55 CST
  <1992Nov3.023419.28447@lclark.edu> <92308.141118IK20001@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Serces

In article <92308.141118IK20001@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>, Solipsist at Large <IK20001@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> writes:
> 
> Larry Westdahl says:
> 
>>Seems to me a great deal of stories here are meant to offend, and while
>>they are most always entertaining (perhaps some for the wrong reasons),
>>many seem a little affected.
> 
> Well, I wouldn't ever flame a work of fiction for offensive material.
> I simply assumed (apparently incorrectly) that others had and that
> time had set a few standards.
> 
> It's my *personal* opinion that a reader can skip a story if he wishes.
> It's also my opinion that my opinions have little to do with the creative
> work of others (God, I'm going to be sick in a moment :-).
> 
> Thank you for the information.
> --
> Eric Alfred Burns                        "Life is full of decisions
> Solipsist at Large                        but you never get to make any."
> "It's all in your mind"
> IK20001@maine.maine.edu                           --Linus Van Pelt
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From: bam003@acad.drake.edu
Subject: New User questions:  (P.S.  Is there a alt.prose FAQ?)
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 08:47:28 GMT

Hmmm...  Being new to UseNET and the alt.prose group in particular, I have a few
questions:
	1)  How long do stories stay posted, before they are auto-deleted?
	2)  Is any approval of postings required?
	3)  Did my "Love and the Elements: An Extended Metaphor" make it to the
		group a few days back?
	4)  What is the sotry "A Pardigm of Fish" about?  I don't get it.  At
		all.  Is it me?  Or is the story a near-stream-of-deranged-
		-consciousness thing?

Any answers and info relating to the above questions would be greatly
appreciated.
-Brian
BAM003@acad.drake.edu

Xref: sparky alt.prose:1533 alt.prose.d:252 rec.arts.poems:11573 ne.general:3113
From: mbell@unixg.ubc.ca (Marcus H Bell)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Pirate on my account
Date: 23 Nov 1992 18:54:19 GMT
Organization: University of British Columbia, Vancouver, B.C., Canada
Distribution: net
NNTP-Posting-Host: unixg.ubc.ca

	This is an apology to all in this newsgroup for the garbage that
was posted in my name.  I am new to Inter-net computing and more or less
new to computing in general.  I was having trouble the other day with the
computer hanging.  I was in a lab with about 20 other computers (and
users), so I tried another computer.  Well, I thought that shutting the
hung machine down would log me off of the system. >>BZZZZZZZZZ!!<<
Wrong answer, but thanks for playing.
	Someone with a warped sense of humour, or just an asshole, came
along and saw that an open account was there for the taking.
	I have since learned how to end a session properly.  Once again,
sorry for screwing up.  I like what this newsgroup discusses, and I know
that Star Trek:TNG is the way, the truth, and the light.

			Marcus Bell
			a.k.a. Whoops!

	P.S. If anyone sees anything else unsavoury posted in my name,
please mail me. Thanks.

Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: jzelding@cantor.math.uwaterloo.ca (Jeff Zelding)
Subject: Re: Story - Ghosts from the Pasts
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 21:09:43 GMT


Can someone please send me chapters 13, 14 and 15 of "Ghosts from the Past"
please?  I've read the first 12, and I Love it!  But I'm missing those
3 chapters.  I think it was part 5 of 7 of the last repost of this story.

Thanks in advance!


+----------------------------------+------------------------------------+
| Jeff Zelding, University of Wloo | The light at the end of the tunnel |
| jzelding@descartes.uwaterloo.ca  | is the other train coming at you!  |
+----------------------------------+------------------------------------+
|                                  | Yes sir! Right-oh, sir! --Sergeant |
|       FOR OFFICE USE ONLY        |    Right away, sir!         the cat|
|                                  |                                    |
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Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: Muppets VS. The Enterprise
Date: 19 Nov 92 12:22:23 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <92322.193414KAF109@psuvm.psu.edu>, KAF109@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
> Hello, I'n not sure if it exists anymore, but I've heard rumors
> os a story floating around that pits the Enterprise against
> the Muppets. If anyone knows where this is, I would really
> appreciate getting a copy. Just e-mail it to me if you
> don't wish to post it. Thanks!!!   :)
> 
>                                            Kathy
>                                      KAF109@psuvm.psu.edu

Me too, please, I'd like to read that...
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: mattm@apple.com (Matthew Melmon)
Subject: People...
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 00:15:25 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer, Inc.
Followup-To: alt.startrek.creative

More often than not, absurd flame-bait - like "Trekkies are
Mutant Freaks from New Jersey" - is NOT the result of an intentional
post by the personing posting it; rather, it is the result of 
a prank visited upon said person by that geekish element which
inhabits the socially dim corridors of nerd-dom, the world
over.  Best to let it blow away like so many bits.
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: plutnj@aix.rpi.edu (James Matthew Plutnicki)
Subject: Re: **** YOU FUCKING BUNCH OF LOOSERS***
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 17:01:04 GMT

In article <mbell.722490141@unixg.ubc.ca> mbell@unixg.ubc.ca (Marcus H Bell) writes:
>How come all the loosers are in love star trek?
>Is it because of their limited ability to deal with real life or what?
>
>I just wish i could ass fuck every single one of you, this way you'd have something to ponder on...
>
>Now get your fucking head out of the boob tube and get a FUCKING LIFE.
>
>As for all the flames you poor loosers can come up with they'll be routed
>to NUL.
>
>Thank you for your stupid attention.
>
Looks like someone left themsleves logged on and their terminal unoccupied.
I would ask whomever's account this is to please be more careful..


-- 
 * James M. Plutnicki (plutnj@rpi.edu) * "There are no truths, only facts
 * Computer Systems Engineering Major  * blurred by opinion."   --Me
 * Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute    * "Confucius say,'Virginity like balloon
 * OS/2 advocate and user...:)         * one prick all gone'."
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: james@library.nrl.navy.mil (James King)
Subject: Christmas Post - Part 1
Organization: NRL
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 12:54:02 GMT

This was requested a while back, so have fun!

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ship
Not a circuit was buzzing, not one microchip;
The phasers were hung in the armourery securely,
In hope that no alien would get up that early.
The crewmen were nestled all sung in their bunks
(Except for the few who were partying drunks)
And Picard in his nightshirt, and Bev in her lace,
Had just settled down for a neat face to face...

When out in the hall there arose such a racket,
That we leapt from our beds, pulling on pant and jacket.
Away to the lifts we all shot like a gun,
Leapt into the turbos and shouted "Deck One!"
The bridge red-alert lights, which flashed through the din,
Gave a lustre of Hades to objects within.
When, what on the viewscreen, our eyes should behold,
But a weird kind of sleigh, and some guy who looked old.

But the glint in his eyes was so strange and askew,
That we knew in a moment it had to be Q.

His sleigh grew much larger as closer he came.
Then he zapped on the bridge and addressed us by name:
"It's Riker, It's Data, It's Worf and Jean-Luc!
It's Geordi, and Wesley, the genetic fluke!
To the top of the bridge, to the top of the hall!
Now float away! Float away!
Float away all!"

As leaves in the autumn are whisked off the street,
So the floor of the bridge came away from our feet,
And up to the ceiling, our bodies they flew,
As the captain called out,"what the Hell is this, Q?!"
The prankster just laughed and expanded his grin,
And, snapping his fingers, he vanished again.
As we took in our plight, and were looking around,
The spell was removed, and we crashed to the ground.
Then Q, dressed in fur from his head to his toe,
Appeared once again, to continue the show.
"That's enough!" cried the captain, "You'll stop this at once!"
And Riker said, "Worf, take aim at this dunce!"
"I'm deeply offended, Jean-Luc" replied Q,
"I just wanted to celebrate Christmas with you."

As we scoffed at his words, he produced a large sack.
He dumped out the contents and took a step back.
"I've brought gifts," he said, "just to show I'm sincere.
There's something delightful for everyone here."
He sat on the floor, and dug into the pile,
And handed out gifts with his most charming smile:

"For Counsellor Troi, there's no need to explain.
Here's Tylenol-Beta for all of your pain.
For Worf I've some mints, as his breath's not too great
And for Geordi LaForge, an inflatable date."
For Wesley, some hormones, and Clearasil-plus;
For Data, a joke book, for Riker a truss.
For Beverly Crusher, there's sleek lingerie,
And for Jean-Luc, the thrill of just seeing her that way."
And he sprang to his feet with that grin on his face
And, clapping his hands, disappeared into space.

But we heard him exclaim as he dwindled from
sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good flight!"
From: karina@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Karina Haavik)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: Bring Back ST:3GEN
Date: 17 Nov 92 15:43:26 GMT

YES!!!  It's been too long.  ST:3GEN is my favorite story.  When do we get 
more?

Karina
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From: v067rcyf@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (AARDVARK)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: A message of thanks...
Summary: Thank you for your kind comments...
Keywords: "Anti-Sensor Ship"
Date: 19 Nov 92 22:07:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <Bx9CyD.EIM@ulowell.ulowell.edu>, bkeener@cs.ulowell.edu (Brian E. Keener) writes...
>I am writing this post to thank everyon who sent me positive feedback and
>	constructive criticism on my Next Generation parody, "Anti-Sensor
>	Ship", and to let them know that my next parody is well under way.
>Also, for those who have not seen "Anti-Sensor Ship", you may have a copy
>	E-mailed to you by sending a short request to:
> 
>		esutherland@rcnvms.rcn.mass.edu
> 
>Do _not_ send requests by pressing "r" or "R", as I will be unable to honor
>	them.
>Once again, to all who sent comments, I thank you.
> 
>							-MetalMaster (Ed)
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i'm not sure if i've done this right, but i heard the parody was good...
so send me...pleez
From: byonef@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Fred Byon)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: Bubblegum Trek?!!! Where?
Date: 20 Nov 92 19:18:11 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <james.42.722091428@library.nrl.navy.mil> james@library.nrl.navy.mil (James King) writes:
>I read parts 1 & 2 of Bubblegum Trek a couple of months ago and part 3 was 
>supposed to be out soon.  Where can I get it?
>
>JAMES KING

I'm still working on part 3.  I'm almost done with it, so I should hopefully
get it posted shortly.  Check eith this group or rec.arts.anime.

Fred Byon
byonef@sage.cc.purdue.edu  
Author of BubbleGum Trek - "To Boldly Fight Where No Woman Has Fought Before!"
Xref: sparky alt.startrek.creative:2508 rec.arts.tv:22453 rec.arts.sf.tv:5288
From: cyk2@ellis.uchicago.edu (cassandra yuk ip kam)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative,rec.arts.tv,rec.arts.sf.tv
Subject: Re: QL stories?
Date: 23 Nov 92 03:19:05 GMT
Reply-To: cyk2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations



In article <1992Nov22.092840.15571@midway.uchicago.edu> rck1@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>In article <By1648.I82@news.cso.uiuc.edu> tara@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Lady Johanna Constantine) writes:
>>I realise that the alt.startrek.creative group is meant only for
>>Trek, but thsi is the only place I knew to ask this.
>
>I, too, wasn't sure as to where to post this follow-up...(please
>note that rec.arts.tv and rec.arts.sf.tv have now been included in
>the Newsgroups: line). Apologies to a.s.c. readers. 
>
>>Are there any other QL fanfic besides "Leap of Faith"
>>and the eversoenjoyable "Leaptrek I and II) out there?
>>
>>Is there an ftp site where I can find more fanfic?
>>Let's face it, I can't afford to buy zines anymore.....
>
>Does anyone else out there think that an alt.ql.creative would be a
>good idea? 
>
>The "only" reason that long pieces such as "Leap of Faith"
>and "LeapTrek I and II" made it to a newsgroup was because they
>were both QL/ST crossovers. There've been a number of short pieces,
>parodies, and filks showing up on r.a.(sf.)tv lately. From the
>number of QL zines out there, it's obvious that QL is fertile
>ground for endless creative stuff, and I hope I'm not too far off
>in guessing that there are many who would like a chance to post
>their works, and many more who would enjoy reading them.
>
>Not to mention that many stories get pretty lengthy--another reason
>to have it as a separate group. In my own personal experience, my
>server develops quite a time lag when attempting to access
>alt.startrek.creative during prime hours--the story files are just
>that big (not that I'm complaining). And then, of course, it's just
>a nice environment in which to get inspired.
>
>Opinions? Comments?
>
>
>Robin C. Kwong ("er)
>					quantum leaping (n.) def.--
>						Literally, a
>						*flash*back.  


Opinions?  Well...I think it's a good idea.  Personally I mostly read QL stuff
and didn't realize that some people had to pay for this service in that they
paid for per article received, not necessarily read.  It seems that a lot of
people's interests in terms of tv are similar to mine, so it actually might be
easier on the non-QL's and the only/practically-only-QL's if there were a
separate alt group.

Jinx
(until I get a good quote:  ;>)
From: byonef@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Fred Byon)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: Bubblegum Trek?!!! Where?
Date: 20 Nov 92 19:16:28 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <james.42.722091428@library.nrl.navy.mil> james@library.nrl.navy.mil (James King) writes:
>I read parts 1 & 2 of Bubblegum Trek a couple of months ago and part 3 was 
>supposed to be out soon.  Where can I get it?
>
>JAMES KING

I'm still working on part 3.  I'm almost done with it, so I should hopefully
get it posted shortly.  Check eith this group or rec.arts.anime.

Fred Byon
byonef@sage.cc.purdue.edu  
BubbleGum Trek - "To Boldly Fight Where No Woman Has Fought Before!"
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Saturday, 21 Nov 1992 20:58:17 CST
From: Theodore Stresen-Reuter <U42075@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Examples of AI in Star Trek ???

Hello,

I was wondering if ayone could point me to an episode of Star Trek in
which one sees an example of a person learning from a computer.  I am
doing research on intelligent tutoring systems and I want some examples
of our expectations (based on pop culture and literary works) of what
an intelligent tutoring system "should be".  I currently plan to
mention HAL 9000 from 2001 as an example of the kind of interaction
we expect from "intelligent computers".

Thanks you for your time and consideration,

     Theodore Stresen-Reuter
     u42075@uicvm.cc.uic.edu
     Interactive design enthusiast and Spanish teacher
From: eggertc@ucs.orst.edu (Christopher Eggert)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: **** YOU FUCKING BUNCH OF LOOSERS***
Date: 23 Nov 1992 08:40:39 GMT
Organization: University Computing Services - OSU
NNTP-Posting-Host: ucs.orst.edu

In article <mbell.722490141@unixg.ubc.ca> mbell@unixg.ubc.ca (Marcus H Bell) writes:
>How come all the loosers are in love star trek?
                                      ^^^^^^^^^
                                      forgot to capitalize this

>Is it because of their limited ability to deal with real life or what?
                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                        This guy has a limited ability to think

>
>I just wish i could ass fuck every single one of you, this way you'd have something to ponder on...
                     ^^^^^^^^  <--- A little hard to do over a computer net

>
>As for all the flames you poor loosers can come up with they'll be routed
>to NUL.
>
>Thank you for your stupid attention.
>

Sounds like this guy has a SERIOUS attitude problem.  Maybe we should have
Scotty beam him into a wall?


C. Eggert
Oregon State University
(eggertc@ucs.orst.edu)
From: 9225803@ul.ie
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: request
Date: 16 Nov 92 20:34:12 GMT
Organization: University of Limerick, Ireland


Could someone please post in,or E-mail me personally,the opening stardates of
TNG episodes "Sins of the Father","The High Ground","Final Mission" and "Data`s
Day".
 Thanks in advance

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* University of Limerick *       -Spock of Vulcan,Star Trek IV-the Voyage Home *
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