From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Story about Kibo
Date: 29 Aug 92 06:20:24 GMT
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future

llama@tramp.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine) writes:

>rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen) writes:

>: Oh yeah, I'm working on a new signature - any comments on this draft?
>:
>: [sig from hell deleted]

>you really should be ashamed of yourself. you have 34 columns by 67 lines
>of perfectly good whitespace in the bottom right, and not a single cheesy 
>quote or barphic. have you no standards?

I apologize to the entire readership of alt.fan.warlord for having commited
the great sin of posting a signature on which I have spent less than 10
minutes on. Please forgive me. 
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