From: jlauret@sbchem.sunysb.edu (Jerome LAURET)
Subject: Re: cows... you want them?  I've got them!!!! 5.5
Keywords: cows
Reply-To: jlauret@sbchem.sunysb.edu (Jerome LAURET)
Organization: SUNYSB.EDU
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 18:59:30 GMT


                                                                                
        ...:::///  THE ANCIENT HISTORY OF THE COWS  \\\:::...                   
                                                                                
             Part 5 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!                       
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         (oo)   ( Remember when I was a calf? )                                 
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   ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:                        
     Cow                dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu                        
                                                                                
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                      THE BIRTH OF THE COWS                                     
           (in the words of Stephen L. Schultz, the Creator)                    
                                                                                
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Now, as for how it all started.  Well, I think John Christensen, my old         
roomate, was the first person to discover:      (__)                            
                                                (oo)                            
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looked like a cow's head.  He once transmitted it vie write to someone          
else and has it say, "MOO".  I suppose it originated from (* *) which in        
are implementation of PASCAL was begin and end comment.  And he just            
added the rest of it.                                                           
                                                                                
Then, as I said earlier, our system had crashed, and I was sitting              
around talking with a friend, Geordie Kleuber.  He was working on some          
project or other and needed to know ANSI escape sequences.  As I had            
just finished writing graphics primitives in MACRO-11 for a project             
I was working on, I knew them cold.  So I demonstrated how to position          
the cursor and how to turn attributes on and off.                               
                                                                                
I was doing this in local mode, and wanted something to draw, so I              
drew one of John's "MOOs" as he called them.  Then, as I need more              
attributes to turn on and off, I added the rest of the body.  Being             
the corny person that I am, and seeing as how the Chernobyl incident            
was current events at the time, I decided to make the entire cow blink.         
Then I made the entire cow blink and bold.  Then I made the entire cow          
blink, bold, and reverse video.  And I added captions underneath,               
"Within 100 miles of Chernobyl"  "Within 10 miles of Chernobyl"  and            
"Within 1 mile of Chernobyl."                                                   
                                                                                
Geordie thought it was hilarious.  And as we had a local newsgroup,             
local.noise (now csh.noise since the organization was Computer Science          
House) for posting all sorts of ramblings.  I decided to make an entire         
posting out of the cows.  The house loved them, and so I continued to           
make up more.                                                                   
                                                                                
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to me, Adam Stein, a house member who was cooping        
at Xerox, took copies of them and posted them to rec.humor there.               
Because at the time, CSH did not have a full news feed, and only got            
incoming news, nothing went back out.  Adam one day forwarded me some           
letters of people praising the cows.  I didn't know until the third or          
fourth posting that they were going out.  Not that I minded.                    
                                                                                
It was funny.  For the next year or so, people would tell me how while          
they were on coop in YourCity, USA they would see my cows posted on the         
wall.  When I was at a DECUS once, someone recognized my name (I was            
giving a talk on Imaging Science) as the creator of the cows and made           
mention of it and about 20 people in the audience knew what he meant            
when he spoke of the "net cows."                                                
                                                                                
It was kind of neat.  Since then, they have taken on a life of their            
own.  I had no idea how many new ones had been created.  Some of them           
are so intricate, it amazes me someone took the time to do it.                  
                                                                                
Someone once suggested putting them into a book, but I said, "They              
wouldn't make it in a book.  They only live on the net.  There they have        
character.  In a book, they are just characters."  I'd much rather see          
them live in the public domain anyways.  Especially since there have            
been so many contributions from so many different people.  It really is         
kind of neat.                                                                   
                                                                                
Who'd of thunked it? :)                                                         
                                                                                
                                                - Steve                         
                                                                                
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                             GROWING UP                                         
               (Some explanations by Stephen L. Schultz)                        
                                                                                
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Hello.  A friend of mine recently showed me the Cowmpendium you have            
compiled from the net.  This was of interest to me since I was the              
person who started it all so long ago.  I haven't subscribed to                 
rec.humor in a long time so I've missed a number of those you had               
in your compendium.  On the same token, you've missed some of my                
more recent ones.  I also noticed a few other older ones missing.               
                                                                                
As was the case with a number of them, there are some local jokes,              
and local references.  The "Corner Crew" is our cheering section                
for RIT hockey.                                                                 
                                                                                
I will leave it up to you what you want to include and what you                 
do not.                                                                         
                                                                                
Incidently, the "Chernobull" series is of special significance                  
because they are the ones that started it all.  One day, when the               
system was down, I put my VT100 into local mode and started drawing.            
The end result was the first cow.  Actually it was a little more squat          
than it is now, but I refined it on the screen until it looked good.            
Knowing my VT100 escape codes by heart, I then drew another and made            
it flash, and then flash and bold, and then flash, bold, and not present,       
etcetera.  In the olden days, you could send escapes through the mail           
and such, and so it used to be a nice effect.  Of course, since then,           
everyone strips escapes out, so the series has lost its effect.  But            
I decided to leave them in for historical purposes.                             
                                                                                
Of course, again, you may include or not include them as you will.              
Who'd of thought when I drew them way back when they'd have caught              
on as they did?  Thank Adam "Bacca" Stein for sending them out into             
the "real" world, because initially they were only released on                  
local.noise which was a newsgroup local to our organization.                    
                                                                                
Have a good one.                                                                
                                                                                
                                        - Stephen L. Schultz                    
                                                                                
Bitnet:    SLS4255@RITVAX                                                       
Internet:  SLS4255@RITVAX.isc.rit.edu                                           
                                                                                
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                     THE ORIGINAL GUIDE TO COWS                                 
                                                                                
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Today, we are going to compare and contrast those lovely little bovines.        
So sit back and enjoy, but don't forget to take notes.  There may be a          
surprise quiz sometime next week.                                               
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                                                                   
         (oo)                       U                                           
  /-------\/                    /---V                                           
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .                   
*  ||----||                                                                     
   ^^    ^^                                                                     
                                                                                
Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.         
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv                  
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *               
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /                
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/                 
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)                        
   ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)                        
                                                                                
American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow                  
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                     (__)                     (__)                 
         (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)                 
  /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/                  
 / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||                   
*  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||                   
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                   
                                                                                
Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow                  
Arriving at RIT     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"          
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                     (__)                     (__)                 
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)                 
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/                  
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||                   
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||                   
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                   
                                                                                
Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash     
                      psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
          [5m(__)                      [7m(__) [0m                    [7m [5m   
  [0m                                                                           
          [5m(oo)                      [7m(oo) [0m                    [7m [5m   
  [0m                                                                           
   [5m/-------\/                [7m/-------\/ [0m              [7m [5m          
  [0m                                                                           
  [5m/ |     ||                [7m/ |     || [0m              [7m [5m           
  [0m                                                                           
 [5m*  ||----||               [7m*  ||----|| [0m             [7m [5m            
  [0m                                                                           
    [5m^^    ^^                  [7m^^    ^^ [0m                [7m [5m         
  [0m                                                                           
                                                                                
Cow within 100 miles     Cow within 10 miles       Cow within 1 mile            
    of Chernobull           of Chernobull            of Chernobull              
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
Note:  Chernobull is intentionally misspelled to avoid an international         
       incident.  It was never intended as a bad pun.  Yah, right.              
                                                                                
The following three cows were supposed to be appearing with the                 
Celebrity Cows in the last issue, however, I found out that they                
were sitting around a bar getting drunk discussing what exactly                 
is art.  The cows' conclusion:  Art is a bunch of Bull(s).                      
                                                                                
                                Sorry, but I couldn't resist,                   
                                Hawk,  Sesquipedalianite                        
                                and Head of Heffer Control.                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                    (____)             (____)                           (____)  
                    (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)  
         /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /   
        / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/    
       /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||     
      *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||     
          /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^     
     This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether  
      to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four 
                                                           legs or eight        
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
 . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards!                                        
                                                                                
           (__)                                                                 
           (oo)      (_)                                                        
    /-------\/        V                                                         
   / |     ||        /G\                                                        
  *  ||----||     ___[B]___                                                     
     ^^    ^^     |       |                                                     
                                                                                
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for . . . the nominees for the      
best leading bull in a motion picture are:                                      
                                                                                
        Christopher for his role as the Brooklyn tough in the critically        
                acclaimed drama, "Chew the Cud Slowly"                          
                                                                                
        Gambler, the swashbuckling hero in this years box-office block          
                buster in "Cow Wars III:  Return of the Bovine"                 
                                                                                
        Samson, as the somewhat deranged longhorn in what has been described    
                as this years most artistic film, "Slaughterhouse Mine"         
                                                                                
        Spencer for his outstanding portrayal of a cow who gets involved in     
                some crazy farmers scheme and gets sent to foreign fields       
                where his only goal is to get "Back to the Pasture"             
                                                                                
        George, the latest heart throb to dance his way across the silver       
                screen in "Hoofloose"                                           
                                                                                
                and                                                             
                                                                                
        Bitters in a thought provoking role as an in-mate at a barn for         
                the mentally impaired in "One Flew Over the Milking Machine"    
                                                                                
And the winner is . . .                                                         
                                                                                
Christopher in "Chew the Cud Slowly"                                            
                                                                                
I would like to thank everyone who helped me make this movie, without whom I    
never would have won, especially, Farmer Brown, whose guidance and patience     
around feeding time helped me through the long nights of rehearsals and         
shootings, and Farm-Hand John, who used to sneak out at night to open the       
gate to the stud pen so that I could relieve some of my other tensions, and     
to . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .                                      
                             \                                                  
           (__)                (___)                                            
           (oo)      (_)       (O O)                                            
    /-------\/        V         \ /---------\                                   
   / |     ||        /G\         O ||      | \                                  
  *  ||----||     ___[B]___        ||-----||  *                                 
     ^^    ^^     |       |        ^^     ^^                                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
I would like to express my heart felt thanks to Gary Larson for giving          
me explicit written permission to use his Far Side cartoon panel as             
a basis for this cow posting:                                                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
..and with its onboard floating point                                          
and dual I and D cache buffers, the                                             
CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any                                          
micro in its class.                             QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!!         
    \                                                   \                       
     \                                                   \                      
      (__)          (__)                                 (__)                   
      (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo)                   
       \/            \/                                   \/                    
     /----\        /----\                               /----\                  
    /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\                 
   ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^                
     |    |        |    | |C|                           |    |                  
     /----\        /----\ +-+                           /----\                  
    /    \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \                 
   ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
              MOO                  Oh, how boring it must                       
              /                    be to be a cow.                              
           (__)      (__)                 \                   (__)              
           (oo)      (oo)                  _______            (oo)              
    /-------\/        \/-------\          //  ||\ \            \/-------\       
   / |     ||          ||     | \   _____//___||_\ \___         ||     | \      
  *  ||----||          ||----||  *  )  _          _    \        ||----||  *     
     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^     |_/ \________/ \___|        ^^    ^^        
______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________  
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
..So explain to me again how                                                   
they were able to acheive                                                       
zero wait states...                                                             
                 \                           It's party time!                   
                  \                                    \                        
      (__)          (__)                                 (__)                   
      (oo)          (oo)                                 (oo)                   
       \/            \/                                   \/                    
     /----\        /----\                               /----\                  
    /|    |\      /|    |\                             /|    |\                 
   ^ |    | ^    ^ |    | ^-+                         ^ |    | ^                
     |    |        |    | |C|                      [BUD]|    |[BUD]             
     /----\        /----\ +-+                      [SIX]/----\[SIX]             
    /    \ \      /    \ \                             /    \ \                 
   ^      * ^    ^      * ^                           ^      * ^                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
CLIPPER is a trademark of the Fairchild Semiconductor Corporation,              
BUD is a trademark of Anheiser Busch Brewing, and                               
"Far Side" is a New York Times Syndication.                                     
                  /                                                             
                 /     And we're just stupid cows.                              
           (__)                   /                                             
           (oo)              (__)                                               
    /-------\/               (oo)                                               
   / |     ||                 \/-------\                                        
  *  ||----||                  ||     | \                                       
     ^^    ^^                  ||----||  *                                      
                               ^^    ^^                                         
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
Many people have been asking me why there are so many different kinds           
of milk on the shelves.  Not just different brands, but different types,        
like Whole or Low-Fat.  Well, I have decided to answer that question in         
full.  Listed below are most of the major types of milk available on the        
market today and with them are the type of cow that produces the milk.          
Most American citizens don't even begin to realize all of the carefull          
in-breeding that went into producing these strains of dairy cows so that        
the average consumer would have a wide selection of milk to choose from.        
In fact, most Americans are ignorant of tha fact that this many different       
types of cows exist.  Most people beleive that all cows look alike.  Not        
so, as we are soon to find out.                                                 
                                                                                
                                           Stephen L. Schultz                   
                                           Head of Heifer Control               
                                           Computer Science House               
                                           Rochester Institute of Technology    
                                           Rochester, New York  14623           
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                     (__)                    __)                   
         (oo)                     (oo)                     o)                   
  /-------\/               /-------\/                                           
 / |  O  ||               * ||----||                                            
*  ||----||                 ||    ||                                            
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                                            
Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives               
(W)hole Milk.             Low-Fat Milk.            2% Milk.                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                                                                   
         (dd)                                          .                        
  /-------\/                                                                    
 / |     ||                         U                      .                    
*  ||----||                     /---V                         .                 
   ^^    ^^                    * |--|                  .                        
Cow that gives            Cow that gives           Cow that gives (gave)        
Vitamin D Milk.           Condensed Milk.          Evaporated Milk.             
                                                                                
                                                                                
Warning:  Two of the last three are crude.                                      
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                               (__)                                             
                             __(oo)                                             
         (__)               /   \/  (__)                        (___)           
         milk              /   \\   (oo)                        (O O)           
  /-------\/              /|  /-^^---\/                 /--------\ /            
 / |     ||              / | /|     ||                 / |      ||O             
*  ||----||             *  || ||----||                *  ||@\---||              
   ^^    ^^                ^^ ^^    ^^                   ^^     ^^              
Cow that gives             Cows that give             Cow that gives            
Pasteurized Milk.          Homogenized Milk.          Cream.                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
I warned you.                                                                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
In an attempt to cash in on the cow craze that swept local.noise, Detroit       
has decided to produce a complete line of auto-moo-biles.  Japan was quick      
to follow suit and produced a few cows too, as were a couple of European        
countries.  Below is a list of the auto-moo-biles reviewed by "Cow and          
Track" magazine.                                                                
                                                                                
Before you read the list, I would like to point out that a friend of mine       
recently purchased a particular brand of automobile and we have been            
kidding her about the small size of this automobile.  It is intended to         
needle this person, but if you wish to take offense and want to flame me        
for degrading the car, then please, feel free to send all flames to:            
                 rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!adam                                    
                                                                                
If you wish to make any constructive comments or suggestions to add to          
my collection of cows, please mail to:                                          
                 rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!hawk                                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                       (__)                Stephen L. Schultz                   
                       (oo)                Head of Heifer Control               
                /-------\/                 Computer Science House               
               / |     ||                  Rochester Institute of Technology    
              *  ||----||                  Rochester, New York  14623           
                 ^^    ^^                                                       
                                                                                
                                                                                
Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification:                  
                                                                                
                                                                                
             (__)              (__)            (__)          (__)               
             (oo)              (oo)            (oo)          (oo)               
  /-----------\/      /---------\/      /-------\/      /-----\/                
 / |         ||      / |       ||      / |     ||      / |   ||            U    
*  ||--------||     *  ||------||     *  ||----||     *  ||--||        /---V    
   OO        OO        OO      OO        OO    OO        OO  OO       * O--O    
                                                                                
  Full-Size Cow       Mid-Size Cow    Compact Cow    Sub-Compact Cow    Yugo    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
These are some of the various models offered:                                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
   __   (__)       ______  (__)               (__)             (__)             
  /  \  (oo)      /      \ (oo)               (oo)          \  (oo)             
 /    ---\/      *        --\/     /|      |---\/      @     ---\/              
* |     ||       |         ||     * |______|  ||      /|       ||          U    
  ||----||       ||--------||       ||--------||     * ||------||      /---V    
  OO    OO       OO        OO       OO        OO       OO      OO     * O--O    
                                                                                
Hatch-Back      Station Wagon      Pick-up Truck     Convertable   Roller Skate 
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
Although some people like to customize their cows:                              
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                                               \                   
         (oo)                                                \                  
  /-------\/                                  (__)            \__)              
 / |     ||        /---_  (__)                (oo)            (oo)              
*  ||----||       / |   -_(oo)     /-----------\[]    /--------\/               
  OOO    OOO     *  ||-_  |\/     / |         |[]    /|=======||     *    U     
 O   O  O   O       ||  -_||     *  ||--------||    * ||------||(     \---V     
  OOO    OOO        OO    OO        OO        OO      @@      @@       O--O     
                                                                                
Beach-comber's    A Low-Rider   Chevy Impala      Aluminum alloy      Yugo with 
    Deluxe                     with Fuzzy Dice   rims, fog lamps,       rear    
                                                  cb radio, and        spoiler  
                                               custom pin-striping              
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
Then there are the luxury cows:                                                 
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                               (__)                             
                                               (oo)                             
  /---------------------------------------------\/                              
 / |                                           ||                 U             
*  ||------------------------------------------||           /-----V             
   OO                                          OO          * O----O             
                                                                                
                      Stretch Limo                         Yugo Limo            
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry:                            
                                                                                
                                                                                
     /------------------------------------------                                
    / |                                        |                                
   /  |      Upstate Milk Cooperatives         | (_____)                        
  /   |                                        | ( O O )                        
 /    |                                        |  \   /                         
*     |________________________________________|___\ /                          
         OO  OO                         OO  OO      O         . .__.,,          
                                                                                
                    The Eighteen Hoofer                    Yugo after being     
                                                      run over by the 18 hoofer 
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
Many people have been asking what the most read magazine is amongst the         
bulls in the pen.  Well the answer is an easy one, it's PLAYBULL.  But          
not too many people know who own's PLAYBULL, so I thought it would be           
nice to head out to the PLAYBULL Mansion and meet the founder and editor,       
Hugh Heifer.                                                                    
                                                                                
                                                - Steve Schultz                 
                                                  Head of Heifer Control        
                                                                                
                                                                                
Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies.             
Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his             
comfortable silk bathrobes.                                                     
                                                                                
        \    /                       \    /                                     
         \__/               (___)     \__/                                      
         (oo)               (o o)     (oo)                                      
  /-------\/        /---+----\ /       \/-------\                               
 / |     ||        / |  |   ||O         ||     | \                              
*  ||----||       *  ||-+---||          ||----||  *                             
   ^^    ^^          ^^     ^^          ^^    ^^                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next         
issues centerfold posing in front of the camera.                                
                                                                                
         (__) O                                                                 
         (o[o]|                       *     (__)                                
  /-------\/ v                       /      (oo)v                               
 / |     ||_/                        \-------\/ \                               
*  ||----|                     v____/      /   \/                               
   ^^    ^                      v___\____v/___/                                 
                                                                                
Probably an RIT               Is this one beautiful                             
photo graduate                   bovine, or what?                               
                                                                                
Well, if you liked the way the centerfold looked, you may want some             
biographical data:                                                              
                                                                                
Name:                           Ingrid                                          
Age:                            4                                               
Occupation:                     Dairy producer                                  
Major Turn-ons:                 A well charged cattle prod                      
Major Turn-offs:                A stud pen with too many cows                   
                                and not enough bulls                            
Favorite TV Show:               T.J. Hoofer                                     
Favorite Rock Group:            George Thorocud                                 
Favorite Sexual Position:       Up against the barbed wire                      
Ambitions in Life:              To be in heat during the running of the bulls   
                                                                                
Our system ( VAXIMG ) is currently down for FCO's, and so, having nothing       
better to do ( not necessarily true, but nothing better that I want to do )     
I decided to draw a few cows.  These cows are from the Corner Crew, so          
watch out, they are loud and obnoxious at hockey games.                         
                                                                                
                                                - Hawk                          
                                                                                
                        (_   _)                                                 
          (__)          (o   o)                                                 
          (oo)           \   /-------\                                          
   /-------\/                ||     | \                                         
  * ||----||                 ||----||  *                                        
    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                                           
Strawberry Shortcake    Banana Split                                            
                                                                                
         (__)          (__)        *                                            
         (oo)          (oo)       /                                             
  /-------\/            \/-------/                                              
 / |     ||              ||     | o                                             
*  ||----||              ||----||   ooo                                         
   ::    ::              ^^    ^^  oooooo                                       
Your team skates      Like a pile of . . .                                      
                                                                                
(__)                          (__)                                              
(oo)                          (oo)                                              
 \/-------\            /-------\/                                               
  \\     \ \          / /     //                                                
   \\----\\ *        * //----//                                                 
    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^                                                  
Shift to the left    Shift to the right                                         
                                                                                
    (__)                                                                        
    (oo)                                                                        
  /--\/--\               (__)                                                   
 / |    | \              (oo)                                                   
^  |    |  ^           ---\/----<                                               
   /----\              | \-+-<                                                  
  /   \  \             |   |                                                    
 ^     *  ^         *__|__-+-<-<                                                
Stand up            Sit down                                                    
                                                                                
          (__)  *       (__)(__)                                                
          (xx)   \      (@@)(oo)                                                
   /-------\/ >---\------\/  \/-------\                                         
  / |     ||      |     ||>---|     || \                                        
 *  ||----||      |-----||     |----||  *                                       
    ^^    ^^      ^     ^^     ^    ^^                                          
Fight, fight, fight!                                                            
                                                                                
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The Complete Guide to Cows thanks the following editors:                        
                                                                                
  Stephen L. Schultz  (SLS4255@RITVAX.isc.rit.edu)                              
  Eric W. Tilenius    (etileniu@Oracle.COM)                                     
  David A. Bader      (dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu)                        
                                                                                
And, of course, a BIG MOO! to the home audience for supporting and creating     
 new cows for the Guide!                                                        
                                                                                
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   | COW |     | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc.  It is in    
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             David A. Bader // dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu                 
                                                                                
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