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From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Xmas cheer, part one
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 13:57:49 GMT

If I see one more clever rewrite of "'Twas the Night Before
Christmas" in the paper, I'm going to fly up to Washington
and chop down the Presidential Christmas tree, in broad
daylight.

--mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Good thing / Bad thing
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 16:10:56 GMT

GOOD THING:
The series of cute little hacks I wrote to guess at default values for
data entry.


BAD THING:
The FUCKING IBM's they run on.


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
dominate the subversive paradigm
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From: dnelson@icaen.uiowa.edu (David Nelson)
Subject: sex & politics
Organization: Iowa Computer Aided Engineering Network, University of Iowa
X-Newsreader: NN version 6.4.19
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 13:37:53 GMT

   A Hopeful Soliloquy
 
Rape seed oil
Clinton is a junk food junkie.  So what?  
Dog breath is porking I Love Lucy with a barbed, hamburger-shredded
  member
Satan inhales betaphenethylamine 
  (sorta rhymes don't it?)
Creamed corndogs fellate the bum of Allah 
How long, oh Lord?  
Nuns rape pickled cucumbers
Defrocked abortionist burns white cross-eyed alley sheety
It's a Japanese Christmas, you bleeding pile of ointment
I wept that I had no foreskin until I met a man who had no anus.  
Lord High Executioner Walsh has been publicly  dildoed
Mark my words; tin douches cannot be far behind
Oral hysterectomy flypapers backwards on the Mayflower
The archivist of doom doodles on the back of my Attorney General
  electric
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
SNL writers steal material from here
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From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: self esteem requirements
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 02:20:38 GMT



it is vitally important for someone who reads talk.bizarre 
to hate my posts.

i suggest y'all take turns, so as not to have any one person
hog all the fun.



-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
From: satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Matthew James Meyer)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ANYONE LOOKS GOOD IN JEANS
Date: 1 Jan 93 01:21:24 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu

In article <1992Dec31.223230.7468@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>In article <1992Dec28.000206.29242@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>>
>>I look *tough* in jeans.
>>
>>RICHH
>
>I look nondescript in jeans.
>
>Mark., oh, and I have to get them big thanks to my huge buttocks
>gooley@netcom.com




i look in jeans
then again, sometimes i don't (depends if my eyes are open)


[i know, it was poor, very poor]





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* satan@wpi *
*           * my lips may promise, but my heart is a whore - nin
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From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Bachelor Salad
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 20:02:14 GMT
Keywords: groan

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

>No, they got that one wrong.  It's

>1 bachelor, finely chopped
>10 heads lettuce
>10 bottles disgusting salad dressing

>the rest being obvious.

Garnish with beak.

Sorry, kill me now.
--
!cat .signature
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Date: 30 Dec 92 20:00:51 GMT
Organization: Buttafuoco Family Christmas

In article <72371@cup.portal.com>, lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:

|> 
|> haven't got drunk this holiday yet.
               ^^^^^

Ha ha I read this as:

haven't got a cat trapped in the side of a brown boot from Spain this holiday yet.

Ha ha


--
Uli Roth.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jeremym@ravel.udel.edu (Jeremy A Moskowitz)
Subject: 80 Guests, an IBM, and Wolfenstein 3D
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 06:36:44 GMT


Why is it, that if I go over to someone's Christmas bash, 
I always find there people blowing away Nazis ?

I'm Jewish, and I was simply wondering if this is a goy thing.
Please enlighten.

You're #1 Heebe - Jerm
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: test article
Date: 31 Dec 92 01:03:32 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1992Dec30.204310.14058@nntp.telxon.com> mikem@nntp.telxon.com (Michael Molnar) writes:

>This is a test article.  Please ignore.

This is a test response.  Please do not, in response to this test response,
cover yourself with spray-on cheese-food product, climb to the top of the
Statue of Liberty, and read _Gravity's Rainbow_ aloud into a megaphone while
tossing rubber frogs into the air to land on the spectators below.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rsrodger@wam.umd.edu (Yamanari)
Subject: short,shameful confession
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 15:14:43 GMT

I sometimes get the urge to go down to SETI and modify them to transmit
instead of recieve,andI wantto send picturesofgiant penii to the stars.

Gets to you sometimes.

-- 
	Blaming "society" for your problems is like blaming clouds for rain.
         ---  boycott == censorship == closed mindedness == cowardice  ---
	      "Psalms 23:1  The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want."  
		Shepherds are for sheep.   -----      Pain teaches.
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From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Hallooooooo, Everybody!
X-Xxdate: Tue, 22 Dec 92 13: 23:36 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d16
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 13:17:05 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.012823.19283@netcom.com> Pope Clifton,
cliftonr@netcom.com writes:
>  Not so loud, damn it.  You nearly split my eardrums.

Sorry about that.  At least I refrained from using the evil CAPS KEY!!!!!!

Yesterday was very frustrating.  I'm heading off to the wilds of Ohio real
soon now, and Mom has yet to get a modem.  (Let alone a computer)  So, we're
talking imminent serious t.b withdrawal.  So, I muddle through yesterday
morning's offererings (a tad sparse, but that's to be expected this time of
year),and go off and do some work for a change.  When next I check, there is
*NOTHING* new in any of the groups I had just read.  So, I try the first cry
for help, which does show up in t.b, all by its lonesome.  The next one didn't
even show up.

So, I call the support people here and make the mistake of saying
"Talk.bizarre" when asked what froup was I having trouble with.  Have you ever
tried to explain just why you *need* to read this group?  It wasn't pretty. 
They thought everything was fine, and were going to look into it anyway.

This morning, things are almost back to normal.  The feed seems slow, but
functional.

Whew.  A two-day reprieve.

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
2473562236the incredible shrinking .sig691
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hallooooooo, Everybody!
Date: 23 Dec 1992 02:17:04 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1992Dec22.131705.11385@mail.cornell.edu> John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu> writes:
>Yesterday was very frustrating.  I'm heading off to the wilds of Ohio real
>soon now, and Mom has yet to get a modem.  (Let alone a computer)  So, we're
>talking imminent serious t.b withdrawal.  

Don't.
Worry.
I can assure you that you won't miss a single fucking interesting moment.
I'll sit watch here and holler if anything interesting comes up.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
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From: elvis@netcom.com ('kEvin')
Subject: Cartesian Plot
Summary: summarize a 3 line post? what, are you nuts?
Keywords: no, it doesn't fit.
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 10:34:47 GMT


We went to see a sold-out show. The guy at the door said there was
no hope of getting in.

He asked us to wait in line anyway.


kEvin
eurtllasisihtsp
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From: rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca)
Subject: What I want for Christmas
Organization: Yardsticks for Lunatics
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 16:22:27 GMT

     If anybody out there is of a mind to send me a Christmas present,
I want a new TV.  Color or B&W, American or Japanese, I'm not picky.
     I need a new TV because the old one played a Fruit of the Loom
commercial that used CSNY's "Teach your Children" as background music.

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

[Replies to "lvacca@saintmarys.edu" unless you want to risk me not reading it.]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Context in search of a quote
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 92 16:03:46 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.200958.6504@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:

**whole thing deleted, basically cause I can!***

My Gawd!  Haven't you all gotten off this subject line *yet*?  I
popped in here a few months ago just for shits and giggles and this
sub line was here going strong back *then*!

rip
-- 
"It's a summons."
"What's a summons?"
"It means summon's in trouble."
                -- Rocky and Bullwinkle
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cd wars resumption
Date: 23 Dec 1992 02:51:17 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu
Keywords: dicksize, cds, qoolness

In article <1992Dec22.041004.2980@wam.umd.edu> kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>Layer 1 of stack of cd's by my bed (there is another layer behind layer 1,
>and there are stacks of cd's scattered in other locations in the room, not
>to mention the LP's and cassettes):
>anybody have Roman Holliday or Japan's cover of "I second that emotion"?

Sorry, no.

i don't have my disks stacked randomly; they are kept in alphabetical
order in a holder which fits them perfectly.  i can log the stuff i've
listened to recently:
Mose Allison              Greatest Hits       (fun)
Oyster Band               Ride                (kinda soulless)
Joe Jackson               whatever            (bad -- and i _like_ joe)
somebody                  something
  The above four are from the local library.  For lack of pointers,
  i'll note that the Allison side is the only one i listened to more
  than twice, and that some music makes no impression no matter how
  heavily applied.  the below are from my own archives.
Giant Sand                Ballad of a Thin Line Man
Basehead                  Play with Toys
Shonen Knife              Pretty Little Baka Guy + Live in Japan
Verlaines                 Bird-Dog
Death of Samantha         O Come All Ye Faithless
Felt                      Forever Breathes the Lonely Word & Poem
                          of the River
Colin Newman              Provisionally Entitled the Singing Fish/Not To
Mega City Four            Stop
Daniel Johnston           Big World
Aster Aweke               Aster
Beat Happening            Black Candy
The Allman Bros. Band     at Fillmore East
The Replacements          All Shook Down
Wire                      The Peel Sessions
  Some tapes recently listened to:
Opal                      Early Rfecordings
McLaughlin, DeLuca, DiMeola  Friday Night in San Fran
Southgoing Zak            Thump, Strum & Stumble
Clairseach                Ann's Harp
misc.                     English Country Music
  and a pile of tapes from Egypt and Japan, labelled only
  in their native languages, so i can't read them.

AjD
my roommates,
at times,
hate me for
all that and
more.
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ANYONE LOOKS GOOD IN JEANS
Summary: God bless Levi-Strauss.
Date: 3 Jan 93 19:38:58 GMT
Organization: crystallized time
NNTP-Posting-Host: titan.ucc.umass.edu

ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>
>     Real Levis have red labels [...]

Aye.

Jeanius of Love.

I have made the Switch.  After years of wearing 511 red-tab Levis,
I am now wearing 501s.  Black.

New jean style for 1993.  And I like it... they fit differently. The
wind blows cold through the button fly.  I am practising, and can now get 
the fly open in under a second.  Yee-ha. 

The happiest of 1993s to all the denizens of tb.  May all your
fashion dreams come true.

--Zvi
zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu
"Taoists in the rain get very wet and never arrive where they want to go."
From: bungle@cellar.org (Sir Charles of Manson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Prophet
Date: 28 Dec 92 04:22:18 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


     "Paycheck whore wears a dollar bill gown to the funeral of 
       hope and love."

     "Jealousy is not the barometer by which the depth of love can be
        read.  Jealousy merely records the degree of the lover's 
           insecurity."

 
      These are the words of The Prophet.  Learn them, know them,
        listen for them in your heart.



------
Sir Charles of Manson               "I can never be in Love,
bungle@cellar.org                     because I am Love."

                   The Cellar BBS (215) 539-3043
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: "Chopper" Loyola on the contemporary hymnody
Organization: Canticum Novum, Inc.
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 19:12:57 GMT

"The soppy, secular song, `Let There Be Peace on Earth' has worked its
way into Catholic hymnals.  Herewith an improved, sort of, version:

	"Let there be fish on Earth
	And let them gefilte be:
	We love gefilte fish --
	The right fish for you and me!
	When fish are gefilte,
	Brothers we'll all be:
	Let me serve to my brother
	Gefilte fish for tea!

	"Let fish gefilte be,
	Let fish be gefilte fish.
	Though they've got bits of bone
	They're actually quite delish.
	So each fish as and view each fish as
	Gefilte, potentially!
	Let there be fish on Earth
	And let them gefilte be!"

Mark., I think that "Chopper" is going 'round the twist
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: I hate the Mac
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 92 22:36:48 GMT


In article <1992Dec21.235636.19915@vpnet.chi.il.us>, orc@vpnet.chi.il.us writes:
|Every single manager in my office uses a Mac.  None of them can
|read mail, because it isn't on a Mac, and they can't deal with
|talking to Unix to get it.  All the secretaries in my office use
|Macs, and get very confused when I try to give them documents in
|any form other than Mac-foo format.

|I used to like the Mac.  I thought it was cute.  This is obviously
|part of the plan - Apple is the figurehead of some alien invasion,
|and the real aliens will arrive when the country has come to a
|stop, with people drooling mindlessly over Mac icons.

Your mistake here is in blaming the Mac instead of the idiots
you work with.  Can you *imagine* these people trying to use a
Unix machine?  They have trouble understanding the visual folder
hierarchy.  Are they going to grasp Unix directories?  They
can't use MSMail.  Are they going to cope with /usr/bin/mail?
The Finder mystifies them.  Are they going to be power csh
users?

The Macintosh allows people who would otherwise never touch
a computer to use a computer to do actual work.  It doesn't
change the people.

You should conclude, therefore, that you hate people.  Ordinary
people.  People who aren't nerdy weenies like you & me.

---
c j silverio
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A quote looking for a context
Date: 2 Jan 1993 08:01:07 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


"If you don't overpack it, it'll burst."


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: The best thing that happened on Xmas
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 92 23:36:17 GMT

In article <1992Dec29.223610.14394@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>I won several dollars off my father-in-law in the traditional
>Bassett Family Christmas Day Poker Game.  That makes this year
>the first that he didn't manage to fleece me six ways from Sunday.


*sniff*  I always liked Eweltide stories...

>Ilana
>spent all my winnings on beer already, so don't ask for any

What kind of beer?

rip(make mine a Terminator....)
-- 
Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we
have?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: The best thing that happened on Xmas
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 03:44:08 GMT

In article <1992Dec29.223610.14394@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
|I won several dollars off my father-in-law in the traditional 
|Bassett Family Christmas Day Poker Game.  That makes this year
|the first that he didn't manage to fleece me six ways from Sunday.

|Ilana
|spent all my winnings on beer already, so don't ask for any

Hey Ilana, the 'fridge is empty, can you spare a beer?



-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: LEAVE CARASSO ALONE (Re: Postmaster at Carrasso's site)
Date: 1 Jan 1993 17:58:32 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC,
  oueichek@imag.fr (Ibaa Oueichek) says:

> bouguett@milkbones.cs.colorado.edu (Athman Bouguettaya) writes:
>>I sent mail to Carrasso's site postmaster to complain about 
>>Carrasso use of offensive and racist language.  There seems
>>to be the case that these two gentlemen grew in the stable.
>>I plan to take the matter further and contact their newsfeed
>>as a first step and and see what other actions are 
>>appropriate.
>>
>>This postmaster's messages follow:
> [The postmaster's trash removed]
>>
> I'm really sorry because of the answer you've got. I think this "disturber"
>(to avoid insluts :-)) doesn't deserve even one second of our interest. I think
>the most appropriate answer to such a guy is to leave him shouting until he's
>tired. So KILL his articles, and DON'T ANSWER HIM. Dialoging with someone on
>the net means that you have some interest in what he says. Carasso (also known
>as Rafael Dafny Christy, Mr Communist, Roger David Carasso, and several other
>aliases which he used to disturb readers of several other newsgroups before)
>doesn't deserve we waste our time on him, so PLEASE, READERS OF S.C.A, IGNORE
>THIS GUY.
>-- 
>Sham(u) ya tha (s)seif(u) lam yaghib(i) | Ibaa Oueichek. oueichek@imag.imag.fr
>    Ya jamal(al) majd(i) fi(l) kutub(i) | IMAG, INPG.
>Kablak(i) (t)tareekh(u) fi thulmaten    | Grenoble. 
>    Baadak(i) staula ala (sh)shuhub(i)  |

-- 
=======================
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=======================
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Context in search of a quote
Date: 21 Dec 92 15:11:58 GMT
Originator: Originator@Origin

In article <1992Dec14.001734.65028@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, 
jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA) writes:

|> Inane, huh.  How about this for a quote: "TALK.BIZARRE - where unless you've
|> been an outstanding member since the beginning of this universe, every single
|> thing you write will be ripped to shreds and you will have to wear a flashing
|> neon sign on your head that says `NEWBIE`."  Or have some of you been doing
|> this for longer than an eon?

Ouch.

This has got to be the most bitter post I have ever read.

My mouth got all squidgy onnacounta these grapes were so sour.


Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence.


--
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|    xian    |  Wooooo-Woooooo! I am potato! Hear me grow! 
| ----<--<@  |  BRROOOONNGGGG!!!!"
+------------+  [-adi jaffe, in alt.sex]
From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Walking Between Rain Drops !!!!
Date: 21 Dec 92 22:17:36 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

bs24@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Bruce Sarte) writes:
>	- if you run through the rain, do you get wetter since 
>	  you will obviously get hit by more rain drops, or do you 
>	  stay drier since you will spend less time in the rain ??

let's overanalyze this, shall we?

If we assume that the rain is coming straight down, and that
the scattering cross section of a human (as viewed from the
top) is zero, it is obvious that the speed is unimportant.
Wetness is directly proportional to length of path traveled.

If we make the more realistic approximation that the top
view cross section is nonzero, we come to the conclusion
that running as fast as one can is the optimal solution.

If we assume the rain is falling at an angle, but with
constant speed, we now need to know the angle of rainfall
and the speed of raindrops in order to determine the optimal
velocity, which may or may not be finite.  This may or may
not be solvable in closed form, depnding on what our model
for the shape of a human being is.  I'm guessing that it's
solvable if we model a human being as a sphere and
impossible for almost every other nondegenerate shape.

If we model the rainfall as a stochastic process, we need to
know the distributions of angle and speed.  It is unlikely
that a closed form solution for the optimal velocity will
exist. 

-Sho
--
sho@physics.purdue.edu


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: what I did for Christmas
Organization: The Gorilla-Shaped Cookie Trust, GmbH
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 20:45:21 GMT

Drank.  Ate.  Prayed.  Waited.  Read.  Drank more.  Developed a desire to
own a house-cat/leopard kitten.  Watched TV.  Drank even more.  Ate even
more.  Looked at Madonna's _Sex_ -- did dramatic readings from it until
my sister told me to shut up.  Drank.

Mark., ho ho fucking ho
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jeremym@ravel.udel.edu (Jeremy A Moskowitz)
Subject: Mark. Gooley in my head
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 16:13:07 GMT


I went to Hunter Mountain to ski, and I usually practice
Zen Skiing - a form of which  I invented. Just let your mind
go blank, and let your legs do the bouncing. Anyway, throughout
the day, whilst trying to mind-blank, all I could think of was the name
Mark. Gooley. Pronounced Mark Dot Gooley.

I was scared.
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