From: 344LWKC@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU (Mike Sander)
Newsgroups: alt.pub.dragons-inn
Subject: ADMIN: Dragon's Inn Bulletin Board
Date: 3 Oct 92 21:07:47 GMT
Organization: Central Michigan University

[ADMIN: Welcome to a somewhat late (I had mysterious problems yesterday)
 edition of the Dragon's Inn Bulletin Board. Remember that additions,
 corrections, comments (in or out of character), etc. are always MORE
 than welcome!]

NEW THIS WEEK:

Posted: 10/1
By: E'Karam (The Dreamer, ASG102@psuvm.psu.edu)
Content:
                _______________________________________
               O_______________________________________O
               I From:    E'Karam the Halfling         I
               I To:      General Adventurer Types     I
               I Subject: Scouting Skills for Hire     I
               I                                       I
               I I am offering my scouting skills      I
               I to anyone whou could use them. Price  I
               I dependent on danger of the mission    I
               I as well as motivation. If interested, I
               I talk to Serene and ask for E'Karam    I
               I who likes strawberry juice.           I
               I_______________________________________I
               O_______________________________________O
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OTHER ACTIVE NOTES THIS WEEK:

Posted: Unknown
By: Imports, Exports and Arms (Jeremy Nelson, gujn@uniwa.edu.ca)
Content:

WE apologise for any time distortions in the local
area, however, due to testing of a device (Henceforward
known as 'The Thing'), the local timestream has become
dislocated.

There is no danger, however some people may undergo
slight disorientation.

Some people may apparently find themselves in multiple
locations at one time. We assure customers that
this is not dangerous, and all time lines are in fact
continuous, and will straighten themselves out in time.

We recommend leaving early for any important appointments.

Normal service will be restored tomorrow, yesterday,
in three weeks' time and in three hundred and thirty
years.

All complaints should be forwarded to:
           Imports, Exports, and Arms.

<ed: Actually, complaints should go to Listener, who will "play" them out
 of you. This has proven to be too valuable an "excuse", IMHO.>

We thank you for your consideration.
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Posted: 8/6
By: Moriarity (Aaron Humphrey, aaron@space.ualberta.ca)
Content:

I--------------------------------I
I Moriarity Investigations, Inc. I
I                                I
I   Magic and muscle at your     I
I service! No problem too large  I
I  or small! Reasonable rates!   I
I                                I
I   15A-Gamma Cor Caroli Lane    I
I    Just off the Arcade of      I
I      Unforgotten Heroes!       I
I--------------------------------I
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Posted: 9/9
By: Garriot (Benjamin Pierce, v124jw4y@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu)
Content:
           WANTED: A mage, cleric or other worker
           of magicks capable of aiding in the
           recovery of lost memories. Respond here.
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Posted: 9/21
By: Trawn (The Dreamer, ASG102@psuvm.psu.edu)
Content:
                "Attention all Real Men:
              If you is reading this then
                 you is in the rong bar.
               Come to the Spitting Cobra
                were you can have a good
                  time at a good prise.

                   FITING ENKOURAGED"
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Posted: 9/22
By: Sgt. Thorpe (Protean Godstuff, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu)
Content:
             +---------------------------------------+
            / o                                   o /
            I ATTENTION ALL CITIZENS OF GENERICA:   I
            I                                       I
            I The gang of renegade beast-men who    I
            I created a disturbance at the bazaar   I
            I has been broken. The leader, a savage I
            I lizardman has been slain. The streets I
            I are safe once again, thanks to the    I
            I skill and bravery of your City Guard. I
            I There is a reward of ten gold pieces  I
            I information leading to the capture    I
            I of rogue lizardmen and other monsters I
            I within city limits. -= Sgt. Thorpe =- I
            I o                                   o I
                                                   
             +---------------------------------------+
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SPECIAL STATUS:

Posted: 8/31
By: Hubarak (Matthew Cohen, cohen@spot.colorado.edu)
Content:

                  RANGER/ARCHER LOOKING FOR WORK
                  Wishes to see the world
                  Willing to provide guard, tracking
                  Or other services in exchange for
                  Travel fare.

                  Hubarak of the Silver Arrow

[ADMIN: I'm looking for a pbem, either D&D or CHAMPIONS based, to
 join in. If anyone has any info, please give me a ring.]

<ed: It's my understanding that Matt's still looking, even though
 Hubarak was last seen hanging around Generica...>
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Posted: 9/12
By: Bit & Byte (Mike Bavister, bj689@cleveland.freenet.edu)
Content:

  --- POSTMASTER GENERAL VACANCY WITHDRAWN ---

Due to a lack of applicants, the position of Post-Master General for
Generica has remained vacant for well over a month. The truly amazing
thing is that NO ONE HAS NOTICED. The post office has run quite
smoothly without a PMG (mostly due to a seasonal lack of mail).

Ergo, the vacancy has been withdrawn. If in the future the city of
Generica has need for a PMG, I will come out of retirement to help out.

The Generican Post Office would also like to announce that we have two
new mail-handlers: Bit & Byte, the 1Meg twins. They have just completed
the exhaustive 30 minute training session, and are now working in the
receiving department. In just one day they have set a new record for
accurately sorting mail: 63%

<ed: In my own words, I believe Mike is keeping a list of those needy of
 proxy-posting, and those willing to help the needy ones without the latter
 necessarily being in their "thread". E-mail Mike if you feel you fall into
 either category...>

Bilbo "Mail-Bag" Baggins           (af140@yfn.ysu.edu)
Bit & Byte               (bj689@cleveland.freenet.edu)
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DELETED THIS WEEK:

Posted: 9/21
By: Jolriq (Brent Davis, bdavis@cray.com)
Deleted due to: Lifilis Kloote recovering The Wyeurin
Content:

       oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
       I                       NOTICE                         I
       I                                                      I
       I Anyone with ability to find lost persons or articles I
       I     please report to the nearest Seaguard Tower.     I
       I                                                      I
       I         Useful information will be rewarded.         I
       I                                                      I
       I              Jolriq of Leviathan Tower               I
       oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Well, that's the end of another BB --another next FRIDAY, I hope...

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Michael Sander --Keeper of the Dragon's Inn Bulletin Board--
AKA Lancos Erredan // 344lwkc@cmuvm.csv.cmich.edu