HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crass Westerner")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: dental dams
Date: 28 Aug 92 00:18:36 GMT
Followup-To: alt.sex
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com's message of 27 Aug 92 20:37:22 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.153723.9523@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>   would a man really volunteer to use one of these?

It sure beats the piss out of a lingering death.

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Blair.Haworth@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Blair Haworth)
Subject: quote du jour
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 07:41:35 GMT

...America cries out for a president whose favorite Beatle is Ringo
                                                              --P.J.O' Rourke
--
   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
           internet:  bbs.oit.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS (rot-13)
Date: 1 Sep 92 13:10:42 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


Va negvpyr <1992Nht31.185608.8597@ink.bksbeq.np.hx>
gupurzo4@ink.bksbeq.np.hx jevgrf:

#   vf vg gehr (be whfg n znyvpvbhf ehzbhe) gung Ryivf qvrq ba gur
#   gbvyrg?
#
#   Gbz

Pncgnva Xvex qvrq ba gur gbvyrg.
Ur jnf jvcvat bhg gur Xyvatbaf ng gur gvzr.

-- Xra "rapbcergvp uhzbhe" Wbuafba
-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 03:38:59 GMT

In <1992Aug30.134256.8575@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>In article <1992Aug29.081108.2347@alembic.acs.com>, gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>> wearing out my goddamn K key and i can't kill
>> it all, there's too fucking much of it.  this
>> net HATES WOMEN and i figure if the whole fucking
>> net is going to hate me then i am going to give
>> it a goddamn good reason.
>> put me in your killfile, sweetie.  i dare you.
>> i've got half the goddamn net in mine, and it's
>> not half near enough.
>...erm, but why don't you just switch off your computer and
>go and do something less boring instead?

Why don't you switch off that vibrator you have stuck up your ass and try
a chainsaw instead?
From: mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Cloudbusting
Date: 30 Aug 92 20:12:42 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

So, what is the true scoop on "cloudbusting" 
(to use the term from "The Fisher King").

That is, staring at small wispy clouds and
making them disappear. What exactly is going
on when this happens?


===============================================================================
Matt Brockman                                           mbrockma@ecn.purdue.edu
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 "While a llama may produce some of the world's finest of wools, prized around
 the world, their breath, on the other hand, could only be prized somewhere in
 the far reaches of llama hell."		  -Agent D. Cooper, TWIN PEAKS
===============================================================================
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ok you semanticists
Date: 31 Aug 92 14:23:32 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: mlegare@wetware.com's message of 31 Aug 92 06:46:42 GMT


>   i need a word to represent the concept of, having read a particularly
>   piquiant post, slamming my head onto the desktop once, but with great
>   speed and violence, then returning to neutral.

'jogging the head' ?
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: talking to women
Date: 2 Sep 92 22:52:25 GMT

Roger "Buggerer" David "Physically Unequipped for Heterosexual Intercourxe"
Carasso claims:

> Having trouble talking to women his whole life, kent...

Um. Roger? I have had to physically peel young, stacked, georgous
amorous females off my unwilling body. In your wildest fantasies,
you'll never approach 0.01% of my ability to talk to women, mostly
because you can't keep your mouth shut for ten seconds running, or
talk about anything but yourself, and women like to be listened to
as well as listening to you.

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ENTROPY & IRONY
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 03:49:52 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

: All right, *you* come up with a better title for a biography of 
: Thomas Pynchon.
: 
: RICHH
: --"...side by side on my piano keybord, oh look why--" oh shut up

i favour 
Orbiting In Black
personally
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | Free Tibet                                      |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.drugs,alt.wanted.moslem.gay
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: Farzin and SPAIN
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 23:54:58 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.drugs,alt.wanted.moslem.gay

IN SOC.CULTURE.IRANIAN kambizm@fidibus.uio.no  writes:
)For your information Iran has between 2 to 4 million junkies.
)The reason that Hepatite B and AIDS are not spreading there so fast 
)is because Heroin is too cheap and accessible. This make sniffing
)much cheaper than intravenous injection, by the way you do not need
)expensive needles for that!

"KAMBIZ" should just a little too happy that he can get cheap heroin.

				   
				   
			      COME HOME
			  COME HOME TO IRAN
				   
			     FREE DRUGS!
			     FREE TOWELS!
		   FREE CAMEL RIDE WITH EACH KILO!
				   
				   
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: just one line, thank you
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 22:37:10 GMT

chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
: 
: intelligent people do stupid things.
: 
: now shut up.
: 
: 
: chaos
: 
: and the proof is depressing

What's even more depressing is the low probability of stupid people doing
intelligent things.

I think we can derive the Second Law of Thermodynamics from that.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"While we talk, I will hit your head with a nail to make you understand me"
   ---Ivor Cutler
Current Album--Tom Waits:Nighthawks At The Diner
Current Read--Michel Jeury:Chronolysis
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 14:54:25 GMT


>>"There goes Andrew.  I'm so proud of him!"  "Hey, son, don't forget to decimate
>>those Centaurs tonight!"  They both waved cheerily, but in their hearts lurked
>a growing feeling of dread -- of what would happen when they arrived at the
courtroom and realized that they really were facing charges of anally 
sodomizing a 12 year old handicapped boy who was going door to door collecting
money for the special olympics. Its pretty tough to get sympathy from a 
jury when you are accused of that.
  But things started to look brighter when

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: Y'know...
Date: 03 Sep 92 15:53:33 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

Ata boy's been around for a while, but I don't
seem to remember him as being this venomous and stupid.

Of course, I could be wrong...

BENth


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: classic usenet insults
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 08:47:16 GMT

"If you ever removed your pustular head from your tapeworm-infested,
AIDS-infected, semen-soaked anus, you would notice that the stench of
your decaying testicles has driven off all those [ varies according to
context]"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: Rannou@info.polymtl.ca (Patrick Rannou)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal, Canada
	<RANNOU.92Aug27090550@zuse.info.polymtl.ca>
	<1992Aug28.140739.21867@dickens.com>
	<1992Aug28.221441.12452@adx.adelphi.edu>
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 10:08:38 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.221441.12452@adx.adelphi.edu> ricky@adx.adelphi.edu (Ricky Glass) writes:


   In article <1992Aug28.140739.21867@dickens.com> jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar) writes:
   >In article <RANNOU.92Aug27090550@zuse.info.polymtl.ca> Rannou@info.polymtl.ca (Patrick Rannou) writes:
   >>In article <1992Aug24.132945.20787@hobbes.kzoo.edu> tweaver@hobbes.kzoo.edu (Tim Weaver) writes:
   >>
   >>   >Don't forget ordering 36,767 Frengi pizzas in Rikers name.
   >>
   >>Huh, why 36,767 exactly? I've seen this number pop up in other newsgroup,
   >>so if any kind soul can tell me I'll be gald...
   >>
   >I'm already galled.  I think it was s'posed ta be 2^15-1, or 32k-1, but the
   >second digit is wrong... should be 32767.

   What amazes me is how much noise a few typos can make.  :-)  I did mean
   32,767 pizzas.  

Yeah, Talk about it, some guy even mailed me asking if gald meant happy guy
with no hair. A real misinterpretation of my  topys...

--
/---------------------------\
| Patrick "Paradak" Rannou. |
| Rannou@info.polymtl.ca    |
\---------------------------/

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 14:21:41 GMT

In <1992Aug28.091052.19121@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:

>>$50 to anyone who can convince me that gypsy, 
>>upon reading this, has not at least CONSIDERED
>>finding carasso, taking him to ben's house,
>>piking carasso up by his ankles, and beating
>>ben to death with him.

>as a matter of fact, i had something much more
>colorful in mind for him.

I was impressed.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: Short shameful confession
Reply-To: jota@mujave.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 16:12:53 GMT

In article <schnitzi.715617174@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>I _like_ those hot-air hand dryers they have in restrooms
>these days.
>
>
>m*rk

	What do u do with them ???

----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.UUCP
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered... we seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome) 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test
From: lucy@sfu.ca (Lucy Chan)
Subject: short, shameful confession (was Re: FEMALE GYMNASTS)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, BC, Canada
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 21:22:56 GMT

I'm deliberately sending this article to misc.test because I want to test a
new newsreader I have. I also deliberately looked for an article playing
the stupid "followup to" game. Maybe the original author will reach orgasm
now that someone has sent a followup to misc.test.

Lucy_Chan@sfu.ca
enjoy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Phillipine stories.
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 00:42:44 GMT

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

>Mojo, Tom-Tom Club, LBFM's

Reminds me of some Vung Tau graffiti - what's an LBFM?

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28417 alt.irc:2993 alt.sex:28143 alt.flame:12487 talk.abortion:34390 alt.evil:2448
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.irc,alt.sex,alt.flame,talk.abortion,alt.evil
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Date: 1 Sep 92 22:54:43 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: SGI TechPubs


In article <Btx54D.GtI@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca writes:
|alright - I"m gone... had some fun, but I just can't handle this group.
|[...] too much of cj (flashbacks to that awful .gif!),

After this, nobody can say I haven't contributed something of
substantial value to the net.  I may not be Gene Spafford, but I
helped drive Steve Franklin away!

I voted for comp.protocols.tcp-ip.eniac!  I am Rich Rosen!
The net is sweet.

---
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com      C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"My living thoughts have now become nothing but dead signs, a mass 
of little black strokes and dots, which would not mean a thing, say, 
to an Eskimo." --Helm Wotzkow, in The Art of Hand Lettering
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GREAT TB MISTAKES #37--THE 180
Date: 26 Aug 92 01:23:38 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

I, for one, am happy with the fact that Mr. Heim has decided
to try to post original material.

You may hold a grudge if you like, but I certainly don't.

-Sho
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cheating@ccvm.sunysb.edu (queue cue)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Followup-To: alt.noise,bit.listserv.words-l,misc.misc,rec.arts.poems,soc.culture.usa,talk.bizarre
Originator: cheading@casbah.acns.nwu.edu
Keywords: H760
Organization: Mollusk Infrastructure
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 15:18:46 GMT

In article <l9qe05INNff2@aludra.usc.edu> rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>In article <1992Aug27.084608.27186@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>>yes, i'm a feminist.  why do you fucking ask?
>
>Oh, go back to the kitchen where you belong.
>
>5150
>ack, hell hath no fury like a woman enraged

ack, hell hath no fury like a woman engaged

	-- Don't even think of it, son
	-- "Sure, you can keep the ring, if that'll make you happy.  Can I
	   have the receipt back, though?"
	M--
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Monty Python meets Agatha Christie
Date: 28 Aug 92 11:05:12 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


It is a dead Poirot! He has ceased to be!


-- Ken "suppose Rictus Hep were to come along" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: An Index of Metals
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 17:59:14 GMT

Lissajous should sue.

				--Blair
				  "But this explains the
				   strange sexual antics
				   of my member, recently..."
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep announces his candidacy for president.
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:30:14 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

He has set up a toll-free telephone line to solicit donations:

		        1-800-GOHEPGO
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Re: RICH & PAUL & HOWARD SHARE A MOMENT
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 20:02:26 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Aug28.175716.28832@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>>      Enter Maria and Pam and Karen.
>>      Paul:  You cut it shorter this time.  Real short.
>
>     I'll say.
>
>     What.  Was.  She.  Wearing?
>
Oh Huck.
You poor thing.
I didn't want to do it, but you forced my hand.

Birkenstocks.
And burlap.
And a martingale.

RICHH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Dr. Semantics strykes again
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:43:42 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.193131.24566@news.Hawaii.Edu>, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Max Schnell) writes:
# In article <grendel.02xw@canetoad.UUCP> grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
# >2nd: Adventure??? The 1st time on a rollercoaster ride is a fucking
# >     ADVENTURE. I just like to think of that story as a particularly
# >     fucked up moment in my poverty-stricken youth.
# 
# Sorry.  That was, perhaps, a poor choice of words.  But, technically
# speaking, my use of it still falls within the bounds of the dictionary 
# definition:  (1) a risky undertaking, (2) a remarkable and exciting 
# experience.  Note that this does not exclude *negative* experiences,
# like yours.

Indeed.  In some circles, the word adventure clearly has a negative
connotation as something to avoid at all costs.  Adventures generally
involve deadly risks and such, you understand.

``Shit.  I ain't had a good adventure in years.  I guess I'm gonna
have to go out in this monsoon and climb that there high voltage
tower.  I'm so bored.''


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"there's a lot going on that you miss. nothing soft about THESE
machines. mean, timeless, mean, purposeful, crammed with meaning."
                                                  -- Andrew Palfreyman
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,alt.cascade
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: toast
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 05:02:00 GMT

>>>)>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>>>)>>>>>>>>Currency.
>>>)>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>>>)>>>>>>Coxswain.
>>>)>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>>>)>>>>Circadian Rythym
>>>)>>>Camelopardis.
>>>)>>Cadaverine.
>>>)>Cahiers du Cinema.
>>>)Cacoethes Scribendi.
>>>Criminal Insanity.
>>Minimal Inanity.
>Trivial Inadequacy.
Civil Insecurity.


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27630 alt.elvis.sighting:46
From: ian@sinix.UUCP (Ian Malone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Date: 27 Aug 92 09:40:21 GMT
Organization: SNI AG Muenchen, STO XS

In article <edz=02Sx1eT501@JUTS.ccc.amdahl.com> nmt@fbi.cccbm.nasa.ccc writes:
>
>     What's all this about Elvis still being alive?????  What's so great about
>this drug addict?????  So what if he was a great singer?????  Did he call 
>himself the king????? or did someone give him this title?????  
>Grow up people!!!!!  HE WAS DEAD, HE IS DEAD, AND FOREVER HE WILL BE DEAD.
>I just can't understand how someone could idolize Elvis.  In my humble opinion,
>for a soldier who died protecting this country, his death is worth million and
>million more than this guy Elvis who called himself the king.  Die Elvis and 
>forever be dead so that the younger generation will no longer have an immoral
>idol like you.  But, (sign!!!!!), I'm so sad to see the idols of the younger
>generation nowaday.  What has become of this country's moral value system?
>When will people start to see what rock music has done to this country?  How
>much is has damaged this society?  How much it has poisoned the young minds?
>This is indeed the work of the devil!  Wake up everyone and fight back against
>the devil before it's too late.  (Sign!!!!!)  I guest I'm still alone in this
>battlefield, yes an old lonely soldier, indeed .....  


Please send this man a dollar, so he can buy a clue.  Maybe a couple
of dollars.....he may need a couple of clues.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: new game show:  is this a mid-life crisis?
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 03:03:03 GMT

In article <#k-np0g.chaos@netcom.com> chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
*ceej:
*> Am I having a mid-life crisis?  Aren't I too young for that?
*> (I'm 26.)  Aren't middle-aged men the only ones who get to 
*> have mid-life crises?
*
*Mark "The closest to angst you'll get from me" Lippert: 
*> It means you're going to die at age 52.  I'd offer to go to your funeral,
*> but I'm going to die when I'm 44.  Sorry.
*
*oh drat.  that means i'll miss *both* your funerals;
*my number's up at 40.  oh well.  i don't suppose i
*would have made a concerted effort to get to WISCONSIN
*for a funeral, anyway.

And why NOT!?!?  Stormwind came here to see planes.  greg came here for
doughnuts and the zoo.  Andrei State came here for brunch.  -=paul=- came
here for sex and Blues Brothers imitations.  T. Rev and T. Deacon came here
for the hell of it.  It's not like a funeral would be an any goofier reason
then any of these.

It must be the idea people have of Wisconsin.  Well, it's not just beer and
cheese, damn it.  Why, juts the other day, I found out we had an opera.


Mark "Suprised the hell out of me, too" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@Quotron.COM (Greg "Maddog" Knauss)
Subject: Re: machete purchase cooling off periods
Organization: Quotron System, Inc.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 13:56:58 GMT

spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia) writes:

>> Of course, some of us raging lunatics have no use for such relatively
>> harmless weapons.  Nor would we be stopped by a cooling off period.
>> 
>This is just the tip of the iceberg, of course.
>I mean in almost any town, you can (without a permit) just go into a 
>store and buy cutlery.

And celery.
--
 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Greg "Maddog" Knauss               "Aieee!"              greg@duke.quotron.com
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: to my biking dream girl
Summary: apologies to Nickelodeon and MTV Networks
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 00:56:23 GMT

john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison) writes:

>my biking dream gal
>bells ring when you ride past me
>a leaf falls silent
Pavlov like my lips become
Oh but for one small whiff
Of one particular bicycle seat

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mclemens@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Clemens)
Subject: Re: A call to smra
Organization: Indiana University
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 03:54:10 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.032054.15058@cs.ucla.edu> jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>without attribution, (Mike Clemens) writes:
>>
>>"Wyatt Earp?
>> He makes me burp..."  
>
>
>  "Well, I've seen Wyatt, I'm  tellin' no lies.

> ...
>   Wyatt Earp, he's our man,
>   lets get him here as quick as we can."
>
>                                   Spike Jones
>
>
>John "giving bizarre credit where bizarre credit is due" Perry
>
>
>
>-- 
>v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-
>    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
>			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
>^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-

-- oops -- it appears the credit fell off into the v
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Deepest apologies to Spike (I have all your albums, honest, Mr Jones)

Mike
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