HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: raving this time
Date: 18 Nov 92 02:51:17 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Ranjit Bhatnagar (ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu) wrote:
> "The trouble is he's Wiener."
> "The trouble is he's Gene."
> "The trouble is he's Rathmann."

The above line would be better as "The trouble's he's Rich Rosen."
Other than that, excellent.

> "The trouble's he's obscene."
> "The trouble is he's boring."
> "The trouble is he's bored."
> "Matthew Wiener, you are such a dord!"

Well, maybe "dord" could go too.





--
| D. J. McCarthy, Everyone's Critic         The moving walkway is now ending;
| dmccart@gomez.intel.com                                   please look down.
| ...!intelhf!mipos3!modl01!dmccart
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Natty Bumpo I Ain't
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 19 Nov 92 10:13:15 CST


In article <Bxy57B.9M3@rice.edu>, caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
> This afternoon I had just about recovered from my failure in the wilderness.
> (Remember your failure in the tree!  The tree, young Jedi!)  So I didn't see
> any deer, let alone kill any.  So what.  Big deal.
> 
> Got home today and got a call from my uncle, who lives north of Dallas.
> 
> His 10-year-old daughter shot an 8-pointer yesterday.
> 
> I have readjusted my sights.  I have reloaded my firearm.  My skinning
> knife is good and sharp; my hands are steady and my aim is true.  I have
> consulted the entrails of the sacred geese, and the omens are good.
> 
> This weekend, I shall surely kill.......
> 
> .....unless my cousin is VERY sneaky......

and kills you first?

> -- 
> HWRNMNBSOL

Next time, stay in the pickup. I've found that the most effective
deer-hunting weapon I ever owned was an '83 VW diesel Rabbit.

jkc (here in Virginia we get 8-pointers dancing on the parkway
     in broad daylight)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: USENET Top 25 Team Name Update!!!
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 21:01:57 GMT

In <1dser2INNe8b@agate.berkeley.edu> sherw@ocf.berkeley.edu (Gregory Sherwin) writes:

Say, Greg, don't you have a girlfriend who was working at DUMC in the 
cardiac catheter lab who got you into Cameron to watch the '91 Final 
on the big screen with all the army of white-bread-wonders in there?

>yes, I have a girlfriend who was working at DUMC in the cardiac catheter lab
>and she got me into Cameron to watch the '91 Final on the big screen with
>all the army of white-bread-wonders in there.

>Fuck off, dickhead.  I know what I've seen -and I speak the truth,
>asshole.

Geeze, touchy.

-- 
ben							*****
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu					***
Do not go gentle into that good night!			   ****   *
Rage, rage against the dying of the light! - DT	     ****    	   **************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.job.gooley
From: casper@vxcrna.cern.ch (CASPER,DAVI./PPE)
Subject: Re: Elevators
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.job.gooley
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: European Organization for Nuclear Research, CERN
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:35:00 GMT

In article <gerald.721955832@gerald>, gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes...
>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>>>
>>>(And in one hotel, you have a choice of two separate atriums to ride your
>>>glass elevator in. Atriums are great places to test paper airplanes.....)
>>
>>And to experience the full rush of vertigo......
>                                    ^^^^^^^
>I was just wondering, what are the chances of a word like this being
>used TWICE in the same newsgroup within 12 hours?
> 
>Gerald -astronomical, I'll bet

Astrological, you mean.  But anyhow, Uranus rules both Astrology and elevators,
so obviously there is a connection between the two...




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hasch@chem.queensu.ca (Hartmut Schmider)
Subject: Re: POEM
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.test
Keywords: Data's Poetry
Organization: Dept. of Chemistry, Queen's University
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 18:04:26 GMT

In article <iZBauB22w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>> 
>>                    Ode to Spot
> [poem that would be worth posting a third time]
>I just thought I'd follow this up for the benefit of those who have CARASSO
>in their kill files.
>mathew

Thanks. I'm one of them. Maybe he should start to work under a pseudonym.
And try to keep his opinions out of his poems. 
This one is plain and simply good.
					Hartmut Schmider
From: damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Horror story title
Date: 18 Nov 92 19:41:06 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

>Thomas the Tank Engine Meets Doctor Beeching

The night of the long necks.

Three veins for Father Patrick.

Nursery of blood.

When Freddy met Sally.

Rusticator II: This time it's a matter for a disciplinary hearing.

Alimentary Girl and the nightmare creatures from beyond Phobos.

Arsonist Babies - Look who's torching 2.

>cuttingly, Ken Johnson

listlessly,

Damian
damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: okay take a deep breath
Date: 20 Nov 92 11:28:04 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <shjv4s0@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>
>I could work tonight, but Lance is coming home from his
>conference & I haven't seen him in days.
>
>Work.  Relationship.  Work.  Relationship.
>Which should I sacrifice?
>

Work and have sex, that would be unusual !

Mind you prostitutes (hookers for all un-cultured yanks out there) have been 
doing it for years. I don't think any of them ever used a word processor on
the job though......


-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: "Name My Band"
Date: 23 Nov 1992 18:10:20 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <7944@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>If it were an all-girl band you could call it The Fanny Farm. 

If it had eighteen members you could call it The US Open.

				--Blair
				  "Nice, tight fairways
				   and lush, deep rough."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: death@buhub.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater)
Subject: Re: Short, Shameful Cowardice
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 22:31:23 GMT

Post it on alt.binaried.pictures.tasteless!!
we'd love it!!!!
guaranteed no flames!! (unless it's not tasteless)
--
death@buhub.bradley.edu        INEVITABILE FATVM       death@camelot.bradley.edu

       Are you prepared for the kind of death you have earned little man?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MY FANTASTY HEARING AID COMPANY
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 05:31:52 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1ec1agINNh82@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <1992Nov17.050331.8219@ultb.isc.rit.edu> adw3345@ultb.rit.edu () writes:
>>
>> So I'm going to form my own hearing aid company. Not like your
>>grandma's hearing aid company (My slogan: It's Not Your Grandma's
>>Hearing Aid), but the top of the line, sleek, mean, and an instant
>>mark of sophisication. Kind of like Bose.
>
>Is it my imagination, or do most of the people who like Bose products
>wear hearing aids or have other hearing deficits?


Back in the dim days when dirt was still being BETA tested, I worked at
Bose as a technician.  At that time the retail price of Bose 901's was
about $600, while the cost to build price was $100.  Now the 901 goes
for approximately $1300 per pair, and I understand that the cost to build
price is $300.

I know some people who are Bose fanatics, but they are only interested in
Series I and Series II 901's, which were built before 1976.  They claim
that the new ones sound too much like transistor radios and plastic.

Personally, I like Klipsch.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My Morning
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 09:47:30 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

Alarm 8:30.  Woke up, switched off alarm.

Woke up 9:05.  Suddenly remembered it was my turn to be in by 9:30 this week.
Shit shit shitshitshit.

Got up.  Picked up mail.  Letter from Russia, electricity bill.  Shit.

No time for coffee.  Got dressed, walked outside to bike.  It began to rain.
Fuck.

No time to walk or get bus.  Cycle at top speed through cold wind and pissing
rain to Innovation Centre.  Arrive half-dead with wet trousers and a
splitting headache at 9:34.

Technical support.  I love it.


mathew
[ "Morning.  Mantis Consultants.  Fuck off." ]
-- 
Obscenity is the hallmark of the inarticulate motherfucker.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Subject: Investment Tip
Organization: Undue Purversity
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 15:07:24 GMT

Sell short now.  Guaranteed to make a big profit over four years.

ata boy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: NMR103@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: nothing in particular
Date: 15 Nov 92 20:56:52 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

HEY MATT, why dont you post some things you ran through jive
in here?

-nic
From: 5g72wheelerj@vms.csd.mu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Writing device drivers
Date: 23 Nov 1992 19:16:35 GMT
Organization: Marquette University - Computer Services
Reply-To: 5g72wheelerj@vms.csd.mu.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: vmsd.csd.mu.edu

In article <By6MrD.9EH@encore.com>, kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>>It's an art.  Oh yes it is.
>
>Not.  
>
>It is a painful exercise in futility,
>For you must, in perpetuity,
>Travel the path of portability,
>And software compatibility.
>
>>cogito ergot sum
>
Miser eram sine femina mean.  Post longum bellum . . .
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Third Weird Way to Have Sex
Date: 20 Nov 92 21:15:32 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.
In-reply-to: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu's message of 20 Nov 92 16:47:58 GMT


> 					- Jeff Vogel
> 					Budded lothario

So you, what, smoke dope while fixing guitars?


-Tom 
always use a bolt-on neck for scalloping
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: igb@fulcrum.co.uk (Ian G Batten)
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Organization: Fulcrum Communications
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 09:06:05 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.003249.20281@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
> Can you get us discounts on computer nerd books?

I went into Stacey's in Palo Alto and bought a copy of the perl book,
which I wanted gift wrapped for a friend I was staying with.  The woman
on the checkout didn't miss a beat, just did it.

Coming next: ``could you gift wrap a copy of X721, please?''

ian
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Writing device drivers
Date: 23 Nov 1992 23:48:04 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <snvbuh0@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>
>In article <1eoqk1INNqij@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu writes:
>|Oh it's not easy you know.  The thing has to be done right.
>|You can't simply walk off the street and write a device
>|driver - you have to be clean.  Clean.  And steady.
>
>Now is the moment for mjd's famous remark.

Christ on a crutch!  Can't you be _subtle_ in this newsgroup
anymore?  Hint?  Make covert allusions?  Insinuate, for god's
sake?  Make intentional typos?

Geeze.

"Cogito ergot sum" indeed.

c
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mark-Jason Dominus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Artemis Deserts Me
Date: 17 Nov 92 19:14:32 GMT
	<rhamilt.722016912@husc10>
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu's message of 17 Nov 92 16:15:12 GMT

In article <rhamilt.722016912@husc10> rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton) writes:
>   >This post would have been a lot better if you'd told us you'd shot Artemis.
>	   Artemis Gordon? He was my favorite. Not as macho - more cerebral.

No, stupid.  Artemis Pyle.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.horror
From: mgooley@advtech.uswest.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: short astonished confession: I wanna be Princess Di
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 18:50:10 GMT

Sorry, but we're fresh out of Princess Di put-it-on-and-become-it costumes.
We're got a spare Fergie, though, or if you're feeling really weird, a
Princess Margaret.

Mark., sold the last one to a little old lady from Tunbridge Wells
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: SHORT SHAMEFUL GLEE
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 17:55:44 GMT

Arthur Delano (ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu) wrote:
: In article <98172@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
: >I was finally put in charge of the computer books section of the bookstore.
: >The first thing I did was send back all of the Apple computer books.
: >(I kept the Amiga stuff, though, because I also got the humor section)
: 
: Do you work at the Borders bookstore there?  do you?  Well, up here
: in the cold frozen south of Michigan, we have a Borders bookstore.
: It is the first Borders bookstore.  I mean, it was the one that the
: Borders boys started.  well, Borders was bought by K-Mart last
: month.  
  Borders became a chain?  And has since been bought by K-Mart?  JESUS
H. (hog-fucking) CHRIST.  It's been a long time since I went back to 
Ann Arbor.
  -- Clifton (out of touch, stunned)

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
From: kenj@kambo.esd.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre snakes and ladders (was: Short Shamful Anxiety)
Date: 17 Nov 92 07:08:51 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: kambo.esd.sgi.com

bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:

>Here are the rules for UNCLE WIGGILY FOR SHOTS:
>1. If you land on another player, they drink.

This is my favorite rule.

- Ken, looking for players to land upon
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: I'm depending on you folks
X-Xxdate: Fri, 20 Nov 92 16: 33:35 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:28:04 GMT

In article <1992Nov20.161101.6650@mail.cornell.edu> John Austin,
jea1@cornell.edu writes:
>And that's why I'm now depending on you folks for my Recommended Daily
>Allotment of same.

We still get a.s.beastiality, though.  Hot damn.


.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                       Wanted: Boots Clinton .gifs 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt.harp
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: SALMAN RUSHDIE'S ILL-CONCEIVED "PISS-BUDDHA" ROCKS THE ART WORLD
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 22:01:39 GMT



"It's the hair, isn't it?"

RICHH

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jbutt@kean.ucs.mun.ca
Subject: exit
Organization: Memorial University. St.John's Nfld, Canada
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 19:53:13 GMT

What do you pack styrofoam in when you ship it ??
From: Darrell.Cadwallader@f363.n363.z1.fidonet.org (Darrell Cadwallader)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: New names for my killfile...
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 17:26:00 PDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:363/363 - <Orlando Super Syst, Orlando FL

prokopy@sage.cc.purdue.edu (dave) writes:
 
d> (pale blue eyes) writes:
>>(dave) writes:
 
 
[91,520 lines deleted for brevity]
 
 
>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>(dave) writes:
 
...cause they keep changing the subject. 

--  
        Darrell Cadwallader  -  via FidoNet Node: 1:363/42
             UUCP:  -  ...tarpit!tous!business!363!Darrell.Cadwallader
             ARPA:  -  Darrell.Cadwallader@f363.n363.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lmallett@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Lawrence P. Mallett)
Subject: I know what happened to Amy S. Kahn
Organization: Northeastern University
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 15:35:28 GMT

I must apologize for everyone in that talk.bizarre audience. You see it
was I who took Amy Kahn hostage. Since her parents refuse to pay the
ransome (I thought 2 pieces of chicken and a baseball card was a fair
price but..) I am forced to keep her. I have decided to allow her
limited use to the computer, provided she behaves herself.

And of course if she doesn't, she'll just have to be punished..
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: VERY SHAMEFUL CONFESSION
Date: 19 Nov 92 19:22:46 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <1992Nov18.171433.17687@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>In article <7924@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>
>>In article <1992Nov15.014735.11675@ultb.isc.rit.edu>
>>adw3345@ultb.rit.edu () writes:
>>
>>
>> (Enough stuff deleted to make the references look stupid)
>>
>>You may strike lucky yet.  Perhaps when she knows about Sex, she'll show
>>you how it is done. 
>>
>
>We don't have sex in England,  it was wiped out (along with rabies) 
>in the 50's
>
>I think the Scots nicked it.

Ken Johnson is keeping it locked up in his cellar.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: the problem, really
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 00:06:01 GMT

---
The problem, really, is that now that all my meetings are
over, I seem to be much more interested in keeping my
Capacious Black Mug full of espresso than in starting
to make edits to the crufty Appendix A.
---
c j silverio
buy the "Ali Click" single
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: While browsing through the dictionary...
Organization: crystallized biology
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 17:35:49 GMT


... in search of "omphaloskepsis," I came upon the following entry, which 
summarizes the "aarons"/"vaccas"/"rim dwellers" controversy rather neatly.
(The group between the newbies and the oldbies, for the terminally clueless.)

NOMEN DUBIUM n., pl NOMEN DUBIA [New Latin "doubtful name"]
a taxonomic name that cannot be assigned with certainty to any taxonomic
group because the description is insufficient for identification and the 
original specimens are lost or destroyed.

"insufficient for identification." "lost or destroyed."  Heh.  

I therefore propose NOMEN DUBIA as the name for the whole sick crew.

--Zvi
(Or maybe NOMEN NUDUM is more appropriate...)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: the kid that ate stuff under the picnic table
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:44:41 GMT

In article <BxoJJ1.FE1@news.cso.uiuc.edu> jes33223@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Jerald E. Shelato) writes:
>Is he a defender or a prosecutor (or does it really matter)?

defence attorney.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Writing device drivers
Date: 22 Nov 1992 20:29:53 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

Oh it's not easy you know.  The thing has to be done right.
You can't simply walk off the street and write a device
driver - you have to be clean.  Clean.  And steady.

c
we'll have to go much further back - and faster.
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: voting stratagies
Date: 16 Nov 1992 01:18:07 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Nov15.132654.17044@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>310 REM COPYRIGHT ROGER DAVID CARASSO III

 III ???????


5150
i wonder if he's like dad and grandpa
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Vending machines are out ta get me
X-Xxdate: Mon, 16 Nov 92 18: 53:05 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 18:48:51 GMT

In article <BxnpKI.Dw1@nocusuhs.nnmc.navy.mil> LCDR Michael Dobson,
dobson@nocusuhs.nnmc.navy.mil writes:
>In article <gerald.721517295@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>[vending machine dribble]
>>
>>Gerald, the cunning linguist
>
>I first read this as 'Gerald, the cunnilinguist'





         *gigaplonk*



down w/ sigs
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep attends the coronation, part III
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:19:24 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

Yes, this was a deep fix, indeed, and not even Salman Rushdie can
teach proper use of a dental dam to the apostles.  Marilyn was still
hanging on, but it looked like her dentures would give way any minute.
I don't want to (not available in stores) be around when that hits.
Nonetheless, it wouldn't matter in the least, considering the coming
coronation and attendant media coverage a la a la a la a la.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38755 rec.humor:34355
From: bj159@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher S. Chidsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: **BIZARRE LAWS***
Date: 19 Nov 92 19:59:52 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


>This is not a stupid law when you've got an epidemic
>of disease spread by saliva.


That's a good point, but at this time there isn't. But that's
not saying that there won't ever be one. That example may not
have been the right one to post, but all of the laws were of a 
concern at one point, but are no longer applicable and no one
has cancelled them. For example there were many about tying 
animals up to certain objects while the owner went into a store.
They wrote back wondering if a policeman would ticket a horse
nowadays if it were tied up illegally in front of K-mart.

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