From: kpruett@st6000.sct.edu (Kenneth Pruett)
Subject: Hunting Trip (Joke)
Date: 21 Jul 92 11:01:33 CDT
Originator: hunting@osnome.che.wisc.edu

Here is a typical day of hunting for some unlucky guy.  
It was posted on a joke list and I thought I would pass it along.

P.s.  If too many of these things have happened to you, find another hobby.



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                 The Deer Hunt

1:00 am   Alarm clock rings
2:00 am   Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed
2:30 am   Throw everything except the kitchen sink in the pick-up
3:00 am   Leave home for deep woods
3:15 am   Drive back home and pick up gun
3:30 am   Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight
4:00 am   Set up camp - Realize that you forgot the danged tent
4:30 am   Head out into woods
6:05 am   See eight (8) deer
6:06 am   Take aim and squeeze trigger
6:07 am   "Click"
6:08 am   Load gun while watching deer go over the hill
8:00 am   Head back to camp
9:00 am   Still looking for camp
10:00 am  Realize you don't know where camp is
Noon-     Fire gun for help - eat some wild berries
12:15 pm  Ran out of bullets - 8 deer come back
12:20 pm  Strange feeling in stomach
12:30 pm  Realize you ate poison berries
12:45 pm  Rescued!!
12:55 pm  Rushed to the hospital to have stomach pumped
3:00 pm   Arrive back at camp
3:30 pm   Leave camp to kill deer
4:00 pm   Return to camp for bullets
4:01 pm   Load gun - leave camp again
5:00 pm   Empty gun on squirrel that is bugging the sh*t out of you
6:00 pm   Arrive at camp.  See deer grazing in camp.
6:01 pm   Load Gun
6:02 pm   Fire gun
6:03 pm   One Dead Truck
6:05 pm   Hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer!
6:06 pm   Supress strong desire to shoot partner
6:07 pm   In doing so, stumble and fall into fire
6:10 pm   Change clothes, throw burned ones into fire
6:15 pm   Take pick-up, leave partner and his dang deer in woods
6:25 pm   Pick-up boils over - Dang hole shot in the block!
6:26 pm   Start walking
6:30 pm   Started crying, stumble and fall, drop gun in mud
6:35 pm   Meet great big Bear!
6:35 1/2 pm  Take aim
6:36 pm   Fire gun, blow up barrel,(plugged with mud).
6:36 1/2 pm  Sh*t in pants
6:37 pm   Climb tree
9:00 pm   Departing bear wraps gun around the tree
9:03 pm   Take off sh*tty pants
9:04 pm   Try to wipe tail on leaves
9:05 pm   Fall out of tree
-MidNight-   Home at last

Sunday -- Setting in bed with cast on leg watching TV, slowly tearing
      license into little bitty pieces, place into envelope, mail
      to Game Warden with Very Clear instructions on where to
      place it!!



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*       Kenneth Pruett          Southern College of Technology          *
*       kpruett@st6000.sct.edu        Marietta, Georgia                 *
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