From: afpaeji@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov (JIM PAE)
Subject: ATWT -- Response to Monday's Show (ish)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date: 21 Jul 1992 15:17 EST  


Happy Day Wardsters --

My has it been busy around here lately.  Nursie put me in solitary and 
forced me to act like an engineer.  I told her I had done some pretty 
strange things in my time but the nurse/engineer scenario never arose 
before.  Has anyone else been subjected to such cruel and UNUSUAL 
punishement?  I have a feeling if the linen closet could talk it would have 
a few stories to tell!

On to a few comments about our show of shows --

The New Easy -  I, like the rest of y'all, don't particulary care for our 
latest replacement.  I don't think she compares in any way to the Easy we 
all remember and love (some more times than others).  In outward 
appearances, she is obviously no match.  Moreover, I question the 
authenticity of her hair color.  It reminds me of the kind of hair used on 
blow-up dolls.  Maybe we could market her!  How about "Easy - Oakdale's 
Insatiable Inflatable"?  She is about as genuine as an inflatable and acts 
almost as well.  Out with the new and in with the old!  That's what I say!

Next subject:  Anus --  I appreciate his situation with Court.  I think we 
have all gone through something similar in our love lives.  However, I 
believe we all managed to deal with this situation.  Why hasn't he?  
Perhaps verbalizing his past is a psychological aid in helping to deal with 
it, but if he tells (and I have to listen to him) one more person, "Yea, it 
still hurts ... to see CourtMe and GetEven together, but I can handle it.  
(CAN YOU?)  I screwed up.  I had my chance and I blew it ..."  I honestly 
think I will end up damaging large portions of my humble abode and the 
appliances therein.  He is worse than a hypochondriac the way he is always 
"discussing" his broken heart.  I gotta get to Nursie and get a supply of 
those seafoam green pills.  They are so soothing when taken with gin.

And while I am thinking of it, I would like to publicly reproach the Yuck 
Pack for their lack of form when with their significant other.  On Monday's 
big production, Anus enters the Cellar with Easy and GEven's bug right out 
of their little ol' sockets.  Anus, while dancing with Easy, has his own 
optics on maximum strain in CourtMe's direction.  What is wrong with this 
younger generation?  Have they no couth, no tact, no way to keep their 
hormones in check?  With duh...Hutch thinking of Rosehand while necking 
with Tease, I have to wonder.  Now, Wardees, when you're in the ol' LC are 
you thinking of anyone other than the current Wardette?  No, I didn't think 
so.  That's because we are gentlemen of high breeding.  The Yuck Pack could 
learn of few things from us (and how!).

Poor Holdie.  He went to the big bad city and got all broken!.  From the 
looks of yesterday's show Holdie will have to be renamed Baldie.  I liked 
the part where the surgeons, who hopefully are more skilled doctors than 
actors, were determining where to cut, etc.  Personally, I think the 
surgeon was giving directions to the intern on how to get to a really great 
bar. "Ya see, you take Fifth Ave. down to Park.  Take a left until you get 
to United Nations Blvd...."  And then that saw they were about to use to 
open up Holdie's noggin sounded more like a Poulan chain saw than a 
surgeon's instrument.  Maybe they will just amputate his head.

And finally, I would like to congratulate Frantic on finally taking matters 
into her own hands and standing on her own.  I am not a big fan of weak 
women and maybe Fannie will come back new and improved.

Just a few thoughts.  I am really looking forward to this yearbook.  I hope 
everyone has sent in their stuff to Mum2 and the Jeepmeister!  Tomorrow is 
the big cut off day and I heard Nursie is planning on changing the lock to 
the linen closet.  Anyone not in the yearbook won't be able to get in.  
It's a new sophisticated electronic system I understand.


G&Tly yours,

tooTALL 
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Jim Pae                               A verbal agreement isn't worth the
afpaeji@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov          paper on which it is written!

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