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From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:17:23 GMT

In article <6NOV199221410575@venus.tamu.edu>  writes:
} In article <Bx73Ip.HJG@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu  
(Jester) writes...
} >Here are the actual elections results.
} >Ad you know i disqualified ratboy, lisa, jester
} >and phil for illegal vote garnering.
} > 
} >I also only decided to count one vote from
} >each voter. So your #1 vote became your only vote
} > 
} >Scores:
} > 
} >None of the Above 14 votes
} >Gina 6 votes
} >NimoS 4 votes
} >Bruce 4 votes
} >Sir Not Appearing in the Newsgroup 4 votes
} >Fievel 2 votes
} > 
} >djoiner, Saint, Meetch, ANARCHY, Jos, John Clees, Kumquat, 
} >Meredith, A little pink Pussycat, an African Swallow, Knut, 
} >Jeremy Sarana, and a Stuffed Rabbit named squishy all
} >earned on vote each.
} > 
} >So thhe winner is None of the Above
} >with Gina as VP.
} > 
} >Congrats to the non-entity winner and he/she/its
} >big busted VP.
} > 
} >Jester
} >-- 
} >Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent     
	
} >political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
} >apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
} >Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
} 
} Wait a minute...I vote for a motion to overthrow this...esp. regarding
} Ratboy.  He had nothing to do w/ this "stuffing" on the part of the voters...
} ...and he knew absolutely nothing about it.  *I* took the privilege of
} asking ppl to vote for him b/c:
} 
} 1.)  There were no rules to warrant out asking ppl to vote from other
}      newsgroups..
} 2.)  Jester did it...so what made it illegal...and therefore verifiable for
}      anyone else who did to be disqualified??
} 3.)  Ratboy, and anyone else for that matter, had absolutely no way of 
}      winning w/o the "stuffing" initiated by *Jester*...
} 

I think that you're absolutely right.  Besides, if NOTA wins an election,  
you're *supposed* to start all over, from scratch, since it means that people  
weren't satisfied with the ballot.  

However, since this group has endured enough pain and suffering as of late, I  
think it would be best if the results were taken "as is"; that is to say, all  
votes for Phil, Jester, Ratboy, and Lisa should count in the election total.   
There were no rules against ballot stuffing/voter fraud, and I rather think it  
a lovely idea--a nice statement of the moral character of the readers of this  
newsgroup.

I say that we throw a temper-tantrum...er...stage a rebellion until we get what  
we want!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 01:29:58 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.135111.3813@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <1992Nov9.022203.13267@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov7.122041.3770@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
>>>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>>>>>purr nose sniff...)
>>>>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>>>>      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>>>> I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>>>> As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>>>> each others arms *smmoooooocching*
>>>> 
>>>> hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
>>>My kind of man!!!
>> yeah, i go for men named "heidi", too...
>> gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
>> with women now...care to flirt with me?
>LET ME CLARIFY SOMETHING:
>I like the ideas Heidi expressed: I'd like to find them in a man. He'd
>be "My kind of man!!!".
ah, previously unclear.

>Not that you aren't that attractive, Leather. I just prefer the male
>studliness to the femaleness you seem to have. I would rather have a
>man of--and with--substance than a woman. ANY DAY. or night...
right.  see, we think alike...wunderbar.
 
>>>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>>What's our country up to these days?
>> family values.
>> hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
>> which i don't doubt you do. 
>No one who has ever talked to me can doubt I'm a woman of "stuff",
>perfect I might add.
hee hee!

>> leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.
>> gina aka willing to share the title of sleaziest with an "undecent"
>person like Leather, but she'll have to have her own chair
oh, goody, it's settled...who's gonna get the chairs for us lovely
ladies, then?

leather aka or i could sit elsewhere, waht do you fancy, boys?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 8 Nov 92 15:11:33 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <BxDtFK.DAB@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner) writes:
> In article <1992Nov7.114754.3764@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>
>> (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>> |> > |> 
>>> |> > |> (lots of useless garbage mercilessly tossed out the door)
>>> |> > |> 
>>> |> > |> 
>>> |> > |> 
>>> |> > lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>> |> > 
>>> |> > chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>> |> Are you sure you really want to know?
>>> |> 
>>> varity is the spice of life.
>>> 
>>> chestnutt aka quoting hacknyed sayings
>>chestnutt, you are crazy, know it? You are asking for a Sleazefest.
>>And I never lose. Want to come down to my place and discover the
>>secret of my success?                               ^^^^^^^^
>   Maybe he wouldn't but I sure would!!  Just how far will she go to be the 
> sleaziest folks??

Don't forget to bring your naughty bits with you, then. We'll play
marbles and the bouncy bouncy and then.....
> 
> reason aka lack thereof
> 
sanity aka the lack thereof

>      **************************************|------------------------|
>      *  reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu          |"I will not buy this    |
>      *  aka  Jason E. Reasoner             |record it is scratched."|
>      *  aka  Smegma, Reason, Rand          |            -John Cleese|
>      **************************************|------------------------|
> 
> -- 
>      **************************************|------------------------|
>      *  reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu          |"I will not buy this    |
>      *  aka  Jason E. Reasoner             |record it is scratched."|
>      *  aka  Smegma, Reason, Rand          |            -John Cleese|
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Daniel Blum)
Subject: Re: le pouff celebre
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 20:08:44 GMT

Closer.  But still wrong.

--
______________________________________________________________________
Dan Blum           Institute for the Learning Sciences   Room 327
blum@ils.nwu.edu   1890 Maple Ave., Evanston, IL 60201   708-467-2306

"The only actual `Socratic' was Socrates, who may or may not have 
 actually existed, as he himself would doubtless be the first to admit
 if he were alive today."
______________________________________________________________________
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SEX ( was Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor) )
Date: 11 Nov 92 08:57:40 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov9.233817.26700@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
> In article <1992Nov9.133023.3807@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <1992Nov6.205425.29458@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
>>> 
>>> 	In article <1992Nov2.150559.3659@wkuvx1.bitnet> 
>>> 	goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet did say :
>>> 
>>> [original attribtion flayed alive and then whipped into a frenzy]
>>> ->> ->
>>> ->> Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
>>> ->> could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
>>> ->> 
>>> ->> But then what do I know about chemistry ????
>>> ->> 
>>> ->> ->>So how do you define Gina?
>>> ->> ->Meetch aka an unknown quantity.
>>> ->> Pag aka well OK, but surely there should be a range in which it lies :)
>>> ->
>>> ->Sure, I lie within a range. CAn you find me? 
>>> OK, give me some clues and I'll find ya :)
>>> 
>>> ->> 
>>> ->> PS, maybe this ought to go to sci.chemisty :)
>>> ->
>>> ->NOW WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
>>> ->I'd like to see what you know about interrelational chemistry, as in
>>> ->between males and females. As in between you and me. YOu know, body
>>> ->chemistry.
>>> Really, definitely an offer no-one could refuse. Maybe sci.chemistry 
>>> was the wrong idea, maybe alt.sex.hot.and.steamy :)
>>> 
>>> Pag a now where are those clues ?????? 
>>Clues:
>>upstairs, first door on the left, open the door, walk in, close the
>>door,. lock it behind you, and look near (or on) the bed. 
>>
>>Now can you find me?
> 
> Yes, but can *you* find *me*?  Eh, Gina?  (cheek rub, purr...)
> hint:  obsolete blue travel device.  ;->>
Sounds to me to be the telephone booth disguising Dr. Who's
travelling device back before STAR TREK became so popular. by the way,
you big cat you can you save forlorn women in a single night?

Gina> 
> William Turlough Cat aka beiad
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Lumberjack Song
Originator: kchestn@c00808-247dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Keywords: Words to it
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 16:52:25 GMT


In article <1992Nov13.100402.29398@alex.com>, helen@alex.com (Helen O'Hanlon) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> From: helen@alex.com (Helen O'Hanlon)
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!darwin.sura.net!convex!news.utdallas.edu!corpgate!bnrgate!bnr.co.uk!pipex!demon!woody!helen O'Hanlon
|> Subject: Lumberjack Song
|> Keywords: Words to it
|> Nntp-Posting-Host: lambda
|> Organization: Alex Technologies Ltd
|> Apparently-To: mail2news@news.demon.co.uk
|> Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 10:04:02 +0000
|> Message-ID: <1992Nov13.100402.29398@alex.com>
|> Sender: usenet@gate.demon.co.uk
|> Lines: 11
|> 
|> Hi! As a new reader, apologies if this has been asked before BUT I read, well scanned, nearly 400 articles and
|> couldn't find what I'm after.  Enough apologising... here goes.
|> Nobody has ever been able to tell me ALL the words to the Lumberjack song....I wait with baited breath.
|> Everybody here at my work wants a rendition as soon as I get an answer, so my singing career is in your hands.
|> 
|> Thanks in advance,
|> 
|> Helen O'Hanlon                        Alex Technologies
|> Helen@alex.com                        CP House
|>                                       97-107 Uxbridge Road
|>                                       London  W5 5TL 
|> 
Where can i get a job just starring endlessly into a computer waiting for some
hapless sap to post the words to the lumber jack song so, in the office, we
could dance around with merriment and sing untill we reched out our
lungs after we got out of breath. Meanwhile millions of us are slaving away
at our pitiful, meaningless, lives.  Working gruling hours in a pit filled
with potted meat, and when we do anything wrong, we are thrown into a 
box with steel spikes in the inside.

chestnutt aka semester's going to hell in a bucket and i don't know who has 
				the handle
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Spanish Inquistion
Keywords: THERE ARE NONE
Date: 12 Nov 92 09:06:16 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)


	In article <1992Nov7.172556.2181@gacvx2.gac.edu> 
	phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) did say :

->In article <BxB8Hw.Exw@ccu.umanitoba.ca>  writes:
->} NOOOObody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!
->
->Uhhhh, I expected it.
Well, I was not going to say anything but I expected it too...

However, due to an unfortunate accident I got the Spamish Requisition.
A bit of a pisser really.

Pag aka I ask again what happened to all the aka's ?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Date: 5 Nov 92 20:59:19 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov5.142808.8298@aston.ac.uk>, morrisdj@uhura.aston.ac.uk (DJ MORRIS) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> : 
> : I can personally guarantee that there is more to me than just water.
> : Want to find out for yourself? 
> 
> I'd love to find out for myself!  Why don't you pop over here and I will make
> a thorough examination.
> 
> Daniel.
Just let me wiggle my, um, nose. And if that doesn't work, do you have
room for me to park my broomstick?
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 6 Nov 92 14:42:39 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00476-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <1992Nov5.120336.3724@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
|> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
|> Message-ID: <1992Nov5.120336.3724@wkuvx1.bitnet>
|> Date: 5 Nov 92 12:03:36 CST
|> References: <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> <1992Nov3.214454.7465@tamsun.tamu.edu> <1992Nov4.183420.8039@ncsu.edu>
|> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
|> Lines: 31
|> 
|> In article <1992Nov4.183420.8039@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
|> > 
|> > In article <1992Nov3.214454.7465@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
|> > |> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> > |> Path: taco!rock!concert!uvaarpa!caen!spool.mu.edu!yale.edu!qt.cs.utexas.edu!cs.utexas.edu!tamsun.tamu.edu!tamuts!hnb5164
|> > |> From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
|> > |> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
|> > |> Message-ID: <1992Nov3.214454.7465@tamsun.tamu.edu>
|> > |> Sender: news@tamsun.tamu.edu (Read News)
|> > |> Organization: ~/lib/organization
|> > |> References: <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>
|> > |> Date: Tue, 3 Nov 92 16:44:54 EST
|> > |> Lines: 12
|> > |> 
|> > |> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
|> > |> >By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
|> > |> >president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
|> > |> >a sex object for president?  
|> > |> 
|> > |> oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
|> > |> vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
|> > |> the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
|> > |> 
|> > |> leather aka the ultimate sex object
|> > |> 
|> > |> 
|> > |> 
|> > lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
|> > 
|> > chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
|> Are you sure you really want to know?
|> 
varity is the spice of life.

chestnutt aka quoting hacknyed sayings
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:40:45 GMT

>>>>lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>>>chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>
>>>hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>>>ooooh, baby, wait and see.
>>Pormises pornises.
>sweetcakes, i *always* deliver...
That or you recieve deliveries... you wanna pressie?

>>>mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>>>help me out here...
>>Right, do you want a hand? Or foot, or any other parts?
>>You don't want NMois, he's just got a BIG nose.
>oooh, don't malign simon, that's my job....
>what parts are you willing to lend?
OOOOooh. Malign me, malign me! I'm willing to lend 24 freshly
plucked kneecaps, if that's any help.

>>>leather aka warming up the custard
>>Eccles aka Getting his cutaway wetsuit.
>now *there's* a man who knows his business..
Oh darling, you don't know the half of it... I should introduce the
two of you.

>leather aka frantically searching for the stuffed cockroach..
mnAios aka YES! YES! I NEED MY TYPEWRITER! I HAVE TO WRITE A
REPORT! (William Tell, eat your heart out!)

PS. You wanna be whipped?
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Originator: kchestn@c00465-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 14:35:56 GMT


In article <1992Nov8.151752.3782@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|> Path: taco!hsdndev!yale!yale.edu!think.com!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
|> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: Female incentive
|> Message-ID: <1992Nov8.151752.3782@wkuvx1.bitnet>
|> Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 16:17:52 EST
|> References: <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu> <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet> <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>
|> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
|> Lines: 36
|> 
|> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
|> > In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|> >> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
|> >>> 
|> >>> 
|> >>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
|> >>> 
|> >>> You can borrow my fiance.
|> >>> 
|> >> 
|> >> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
|> >> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
|> >>> 
|> >>> 
|> >>> ________________________________________________________________________________
|> >>> 
|> >>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
|> >>> 
|> >>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
|> >>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
|> >>> 
|> >>> ________________________________________________________________________________
|> >>> 
|> >>> 
|> >>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
|> > 
|> > Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
|> > offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
|> > 
|> >   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
|> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
|> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
|> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
|> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
|> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
|> reach all by my self.
|> 
I would be willing to bet that shelf is over her bed

chestnutt aka while having a wonderful grasp of the obvious
From: PCZZ@ibm.rz.tu-clausthal.de (Nick Aust)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Spanish Inquistion
Date: 8 Nov 92 17:38:19 GMT
Organization: Rechenzentrum der TU CLAUSTHAL

In article <BxB8Hw.Exw@ccu.umanitoba.ca>
umdavi22@ccu.umanitoba.ca () writes:
 
>
>NOOOObody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!
>
Okay, okay (yawn):       FEAR    and     HORROR
and now .....?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE : RE : RE :
Date: 5 Nov 92 21:08:37 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <5NOV92.17223697@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) wrote:
>>Here are the actual elections results.
>>Ad you know i disqualified ratboy, lisa, jester
>>and phil for illegal vote garnering.
>> 
>>I also only decided to count one vote from
>>each voter. So your #1 vote became your only vote
>> 
>>Scores:
>> 
>>None of the Above 14 votes
>>Gina 6 votes
>>NimoS 4 votes
>>Bruce 4 votes
>>Sir Not Appearing in the Newsgroup 4 votes
>>Fievel 2 votes
>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> I'd like to thank all the multitudes of people that voted for me, but as you 
> well know, that would be impossible.  But thanks anyway, Merrill!!
>> 
> 
>>djoiner, Saint, Meetch, ANARCHY, Jos, John Clees, Kumquat, 
>>Meredith, A little pink Pussycat, an African Swallow, Knut, 
>>Jeremy Sarna, and a Stuffed Rabbit named squishy all
>>earned on vote each.
>> 
>>So thhe winner is None of the Above
>>with Gina as VP.
>> 
>>Congrats to the non-entity winner and he/she/its
>>big busted VP.
>> 
>>Jester
> 
> Long live a.f.m-p!!!
> love & kisses,
> jeremy

is that a promise? want to deliver it to me here? please. i have a
surprise for you if you do. =)	=)    =0	=)	=)	=)

'fexionately yours on the weekends (unless you want week days),
---Gina----who else ?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 7 Nov 92 18:32:20 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <ins450m.721100760@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
> 
>>In article <1992Nov4.183420.8039@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>
>>>In article <1992Nov3.214454.7465@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>> 
>>>lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>>chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
> 
>>hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>>ooooh, baby, wait and see.
> Pormises pornises.
> 
>>mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>>help me out here...
> Right, do you want a hand? Or foot, or any other parts?
> You don't want NMois, he's just got a BIG nose.

I want the other parts. And as far as NMois goes (how _far_ is that,
anyway?) I'm sure I could find a use for that BIG nose of his.
> 
>>leather aka warming up the custard
> Eccles aka Getting his cutaway wetsuit.
Gina aka why ask why, just do it
 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gbrown@Rosie.UH.EDU (G. Brown)
Subject: test
Reply-To: gbrown@Rosie.UH.EDU
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 08:24:16 GMT


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From: mnewton@kean.ucs.mun.ca
Subject: Gandhi reference?
Organization: Memorial University. St.John's Nfld, Canada
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 14:31:40 GMT

	A colleague with no access to this noble newsgroup wants to know if 
there is a python sketch with a reference to Gandhi. Of course it might come 
from the Goon Show or even a figment of his imagination.

MN 
Grenfell College
Corner Brook
From: morrisdj@uhura.aston.ac.uk (DJ MORRIS)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Date: 9 Nov 92 11:42:53 GMT
Organization: Aston University

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
: > Obviously a woman of many talents!  Plenty of room for your broomstick in
: > my closet, although your cat will have to stay outside, we're not allowed pets
: > in the university residences!
: > 
: > Daniel.
: Well, make room. Here I come.......Me and all my talents, AWAY !!!!!!
: 	{thud}  Oh damn. Forgot to gas up. Maybe my nose-thitching
: will work.
: {wiggle wiggle} oh damn ! Idon't have enough energy left. MAybe after
: I eat.....
: 
: I'll be there soon. Keep the sheets warm for me. 

You must have known!  I just put on clean sheets this morning!  I'm lying here
just waiting for you to do your stuff.  Nice and warm too.

Daniel aka He's not Brian, he's a very naughty boy!
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