HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The law of adverbs (was Re: The Printer)
Date: 29 Sep 92 11:53:57 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <annie.033y@canetoad.UUCP>, annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
> In article <1992Sep27.054406.22732@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>>She sat on the table, placidly humming.  Her name was Libel, and she
>  (etc. etc.)
> 
> This isn't isn't a flame about this post. I don't do that. This is a protest 
> against lazy writing habits in general.
> 
> Annie:	Jeez I hate this adverb crap.
> Larne:	Is the problem that there are not enough of them, or too many
> 	in the wrong place?
> Annie:	WAY too many, AND in the wrong places. Look: "She hummed placidly."
> 	Now where does that leave you?
> Larne:	(Looks blank. Slurps his soup.) (I do this do him a lot.)
> Annie:	See what I mean? Nothing. Placidly. Big deal. It leaves no room
> 	for development of style or content or character. No research or 
> 	thought involved. Just stick in the word "placidly" and you're done.
> Larne:	(Takes another spoonfull of soup) Uh-uh.
> Annie:	No, really. The character should be humming something *_SPECIFIC_*.
> 	Something to illuminate the character. The writer's got to think,
> 	"Okay, what's a placid thing to hum?" Or maybe the writer doesn't
> 	really mean placid, maybe mock placid, like the way my mother used
> 	to hum in the car when Dad would pass on the double yellow line.
> Larne:	Ok, I think I've got you.  So a character humming something by Enya
> 	is likely to be a rather different character than one humming
> 	Parcival's Canon.  Both 'placid,' but each with a bunch of other
> 	implications.  Right?  <Slurp> Even if the character in question
> 	IS a printer.
> Annie:	Gee, you're quick.
> Larne:	So which of us is Simplistico?
> Annie:	I don't know, but can I be the Pope next time?
> 

Never mind that. Do .....

Jason

> --
> In my dreams, i can still see her there, in the light of the full moon,
> my hands cupping her breasts in the protective shadow of the Tilt-a-Whirl.
> --E. Andi Woods
> ...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: not in vain
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 19:37:27 GMT

Usually Colorado vanity plates are only $35 initially and $25 thereafter.

But if one doesn't order them in advance, one gets a temporary two-month plate
and then has to pay several of the fees again for the vanity plate.

A set of plates with the name

		MARK.

(yes, they allow dots) will have to wait till next year.

Mark., by then I'll be fired, or dead, or something
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test
From: kdenning@portal.hq.videocart.com (Karl Denninger)
Subject: Re: Question about unsolicited Internet Email.
Keywords: question legal use email
Organization: VideOcart Inc.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 19:31:24 GMT

In article <6488@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>crj10@phx.cam.ac.uk (Clive Jones) writes:
>
>>I believe the UK powers-that-be might do something about this incident soon...
>
>I suppose it is too much to hope for that they would take the U.K off INTERNET
>so that people like Clive would no longer get their little feelings hurt
>by an incident like this.

Overheard:

"snip!".  

"Heh... was that the UK fiber cable carrying the Internet feed?"

"Yeah, I think so.  Let's wait and see...."

24 hours passes

"Must be - I don't hear as much noise now...."

:-) :-)

(Obviously, this is my personal opinion :-)

--
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VideOcart Inc.		Voice: (312) 987-5022
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: New Game: Find the Thematic Connection
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 19:21:07 GMT

In article <1992Oct04.163238.4645@eng.umd.edu> kimy@eng.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>
>
>_Willow_ and _The Last of the Mohicans_.
>
>
>
>yong-mi
>try a direction other than "men in tight pants"


 Women with austere faces and big lips?
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Re: girls you wouldn't want to date
Date: 27 Sep 92 06:26:33 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1992Sep23.140642.28448@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>
>  Beulah.
>
>  Bertha.
>
>  Nadine.
>
>  Myrtle.
>
>  Mildred.
>
>

Now guess which one belongs to Mark Ross's Mom.



-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Greg Nowak, hypocrite, asshole (Re: stopping the plague)
Date: 5 Oct 92 18:12:09 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

This is the most tolerant generation that has ever existed in human history.

Until, of course, you disagree with them.

Mark., sigh
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: How long?
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.sex.bondage,alt.romance.chat,comp.sys.amiga
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:36:54 GMT


How long has it been since a member of the opposite sex tied you up,
covered you with butter flavored Pam, and then read spinoza to you?

-rob (two months, if you dont count my mom)
From: Phil.Hodges@f601.n105.z1.therose.pdx.com (Phil Hodges)
Sender: postmaster@therose.pdx.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My life
Date: Thu, 17 Sep 1992 02:40:12 -0700

Captain's Log, Stardate 09-17-1992
"Matt Welsh, talking to All, said about 'My life' ":
___--------------------------------------------------------------------------

>From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
>Newsgroups: talk.bizarre

>In article <92259.211324JMC159@psuvm.psu.edu> <JMC159@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>You know, my best friend April decided that I am not good enough for her and
>>then she stole my diary and let other people read it and
>>then she spread rumors
>>about me to everybody and then she told lies about me and
>>then she "forgot" to
>>say thank you for the birthday present I bought her then
>>she didn't even buy me
>>one and then she told my old boyfriend that I burned all
>>the stuff he bought me
>>and then she left for college and then I never saw her
>>again.  I'm so glad the
>>bitch is gone.

>I think this, in itself, carries enough clout to warrant the creation of
>alt.masturbation. Who wants to send the control message?

>mdw

>--
>Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
>Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
>  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"

>---
> * Origin: TheRose BBS Usenet <=> FidoNet Gateway +1(503)286-3855 (1:105/7.0)

___
 X SLMR 2.1a X aBC AcADemY oF BiDiGItAl dActYloGrApHy
From: klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Punctuation
Date: 6 Oct 92 19:47:09 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting

In article <MJD.92Oct6124653@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>
>End every simple declaration with ``And that's why I had to kill them all.''
>
Soon, hundreds of pseudo-wits will flood t.b., adding this one line
to any and all postings that come their way, in a debacle second oly
to the infamous "...IN BED".

Or maybe it'll just be Carasso's new "M-x replace-string".

-- 
Jeff Klein             | "Happily, Ral doffs his outer clothing for a
Browsing Boy of the LNH|  refreshing dip in one of the dangerous 
klein@frith.egr.msu.edu|  chemical vats." - Ty Templeton 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Re: guys you wouldn't want to date
Summary: You're most welcome
Organization: Piano For Pleasure
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 23:39:54 EDT

In article <1992Oct1.153849.11915@fcom.cc.utah.edu> big daddy hate box writes:
>In <1992Sep29.201406.1416@newstand.syr.edu> hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu writes:
>
>% In article <1992Sep23.140834.28517@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>% >  Lester.
>% >
>	
>	(REPEAT DELETED)
>
>
>			HEY!!
>is there some reason you keep reposting all this shit. why don't you learn how 
>to use your fucking newsreader on misc.test before respewing all this drivel 
>without even including a moronic one line followup. you are wasting my oh so 
>valuable time (right). please piss off and come back when you learn what n and 
>f mean. 
>
>	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
>					React with this!


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: speaking of pests
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:30:52 GMT


unexpected advantages to being male and wearing
SCA-type frilly shirts and plumed hats in public:
the Jehovah's Witnesses types take one look at
you and then give you a *very* wide berth.


M.
except the JW cabbies, who offer to buy the hat from you
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Date: 5 Oct 92 17:19:19 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bayy Yacht Club, Monterey CA

jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:

>never thought i'd see the day when inxs was considered "golden oldies"

You know you have lived too long when you can pick up Pink Floyd in one
of those "Any tape - $4.99" bins.
From: small@boole.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Zimbabwea
Date: 28 Sep 92 22:14:34 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Distribution: na
Organization: Biker Geeks from Hell


I have not been sending jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu junkmail from Zimbabwea.

Meta X repeat 100 Meta X copy-string


much better . . .  
-- 
DoD# 2024   -Aluminum that is . . .    | If it's good enough for airframes,
                                       | it's good enough for my EX-500.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Tirana fiche sashays through the pubes
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 20:15:46 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
[...]
>>breathed pure helium all the way to Baden Baden Baden und Baden.
                                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Isn't that a German law firm?

infidel
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Date: 29 Sep 92 12:09:35 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <7579@skye.ed.ac.uk>, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> In <7554@skye.ed.ac.uk> I wrote:
> %  Today I bought `Magical Mystery Tour' by The Beatles. 
> In article <Bv6vuz.C3r@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM
> (John F.  Woods) writes:
> 
> # Yeah, American fashion is always slow in reaching England. 
> 
> 
> This ISN'T England.
> Dunderhead.

But it should be.

Jason

> 
> -- Ken "Americans were never all that good at geography.  It's all the
>    hamburgers and TV that does it" Johnson
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: more personal e-mail!!!!
Summary: die harder and longer
Keywords: duh duh
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 18:29:25 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 12:12:55 EDT
From: doug@Alliant.COM (Doug Bloomberg)
Subject: RE: TEEN TALK BARBIE
In-reply-to: <1992Oct2.161718.29539@fcom.cc.utah.edu>
To: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU
Message-id: <9210061612.AA10316@Alliant.COM>
X-Envelope-to: PJF4081
Newsgroups: sci.aeronautics,sci.anthropology,sci.astro,sci.bio,sci.edu
Organization: Alliant Computer Systems Corp.


In article <1992Oct2.161718.29539@fcom.cc.utah.edu> you write:

>% The official name of the product is "Teen Talk Barbie".

>		What in the Hell does this have to do with
>
>				SCI.AERONAUTICS????
>
>
>		Grow up, get a life, take responsibility for your
>		being a failure in life on your own shoulders.
>
>	
>		doug@Alliant.COM (Doug Bloomberg)


	so this is some private e-mail i got from dougy boy. i know it is ultra
unethical of me to post it here, but i refuse to take responsibility. and if 
you ask me about it i will just deny it and/or say i don't remember doing it.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: HEY!! it's some e-mail i received! oh yeah!!
Date: 27 Sep 92 03:26:10 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
big daddy hate box writes:
|		THE MAIL I GOT FROM cks@hawkwind.utcs.toronto.edu

cks writes:
| Thank you for your very convincing 'new freshman' act. 

Oh, cks, I love you so.

					cj
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Date: 2 Oct 92 01:48:33 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:

>   In article <1992Sep29.173245.14155@nmsu.edu>, sabbott@nmsu (SDA) writes:
>
>   }>   ANY fucking around with people's right to vote, no matter how
>   }>   innocent-seeming and playful, is hideous. Don't sell out your values
>   }>   to win the battle but lose the war.
>
>   }You are absolutely right.  
>   }That is why I gave up my afternoon to register people to vote.
>   }I made no jokes about their political party then, simply posted
>   }this rather lame joke to t.b. 
>   }Excuse me this HIDEOUS JOKE.  I understand, now, how truly wrong I
>   }was.  
>
>   "Each Jew who rgistered to vote got a blast ..."
>   "Each Black who registered to vote got a blast..."
>   "Each person wearing a Pro-Choice button got a blast... "
>   "Each person wearing a SILENCE=DEATH button got a blast ..."
>
>   (thanks to the Gooleymeister for the idea [see, Ra? ATTRIBUTION -- not
>					     a difficult concept])
>
>
>   You seem to be claiming that since you didn't "actually" do anything,
>   your attitude shouldn't be criticized. That's like saying that since
>   Roger "only" makes jokes, and doesn't "actually" beat up Arabs, we
>   shouldn't feel we have any right to respond. 


Didn't actually do something?  

While you were home rubbing vaseline on your tumescent penis, staring
at your cindy crawford calender with the dull look of a trapped animal,
I was registering people to vote. 

>   The erosion of civil liberties begins with jokes and passes to
>   actions. 
>   The erosion of civil liberties begins with people who we despise, and
>   ends with us. 

This is true.  

Making a political joke is not the same as turning women into
objects by making sexist jokes, etc...

>   Alan Dershowitz understands this well. It appears that Voltaire and
>   Franklin did too, but they only seem to get quoted any more by people
>   interested in defending the access of THEIR OWN opinions to the
>   marketplace of ideas. A shame, that. 

Greg, spend less time quoting the heavies and more time examining
out your own faulty logic...

--


	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Continually Bombarded
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 22:43:35 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.203758.1020@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>well, i am still being bombarded byy thought waves from an alien culture,
>broadcasting alternating images of a transmission tower in a purple
>valley, a preacher, and me lying in the mud in a suit and tie, attempting
>to drink myself to death. i am convinced that this is all a plot by the
>kraft company to convince me that cheeze whiz in individually microwaveable
>packets is not really such a dumb idea after all.

The alien culture is middle america.  The transmission tower is your local
pray-TV affiliate.  Kraft is involved in ways you couldn't imagine, my
friend.
--scott

" You are co-watching the American Television Network.

Many plants can be dangerous, poisonous, or even worse.  That's why your
government, in the best interest of all citizens, has outlawed all vegetation
outside of government-authorized vegetation zones.  It's just another step
your government is taking to make life safer for you."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: My talent (was: Name cj's opossum)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 23:24:53 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.182706.15251@bradley.bradley.edu> latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:
>ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>> latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:
>> #  "You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 
>> _I_ can.
>> It's my only talent.
>
>Oh, really?  I dare you to try to get intimate enough with the guy who 
>said taht to get his penis erect...
>
>But, maybe it was just me...:)


Lisa,
	Next time, grab it, put it in your mouth, and start humming the
Battle Hymn of the Republic.  That should do the trick.

TTFN
M
From: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: thought
Date: 27 Sep 92 02:38:52 GMT
Reply-To: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

s,last Evening when i was at a friends
esting sign above the toileti used her bathroom and noticed an interes
let.""We dont piss in your swimming poool, so dont swim in our toie
at wasnt the sign that caught my eye. it said:But tht
"Please put the seat up after you use the bathroom"
As usual, being overly polite, i left the seat down and pissed all over it.

Some of us cant help it if wrere gentlemen
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hasablojob Man
Date: 7 Oct 92 01:14:17 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <Bvps38.yJ@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>
>
>	I am tryinge to tracke downe a spurious rumor which an associate
>of mine caughte on a FIDONETE echoe somwhere regarding the Hasablojob
>Man, an anciente northern-european type whose body was founde frozene and
>well-preserved somewhere in or near Germanye, I think.  The story was
>apparentlye carriede in majore newspapers worldwide.  The FIDONETE rumore
>said that he was wearing and METALLICAE t-shirte, Nikes, and a Malcom-X
>cap.  We have been unable to verify whether this is true or not.  Has
>anyone hearde anythinge else regardinge this subjecte?
>
>
>Dan Quayle


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From: aaron@loki (Aaron Humphrey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Gooley Emulator
Date: 27 Sep 92 04:20:33 GMT
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Last summer I jad a job in the Land of Virtual Sleep.  The sheep there were
very nice, polite almost.  They put on a production of Brigadoon and then
walked around in it.  Some of them even moved their lambs into it.  They paid
me out several feet of rope, but the river was too deep and I fell off.

I landed heavily on midnight.  Two hands caught me and lowered me an octave or
two until I reached the bass.  Sting wouldn't left me have it, though, so I
got Bono to set a trap for him.  He just laughed, his wings oscillating at
speeds too high for human touch, and threw the tarp over his trailer.  Soon it
was beating out Judith Krantz on all the bestseller lists.

I went on the reading tour and got to meet Chucky Margolis.  He was
accompanied by two speakers with coloured lights on top.  He shook my hand and
gave me the message, "The eagle laughs at midnight."  However, at 11:45 I had
to leave because Achilles and Patroclus had broken into my pavilion with a pair
of chariots and legions of blow-dryers.  I was forced to flee to Lower
Manhattan wearing only a waistcoat and a Mohair suit.

No sooner did I get my shoes shined that I found mysef in a duel with three
elements.  I thought I had left Californium behind me, but here it was again to
menace me, with Argon and Fire.  Luckily, I had just bought a stove with four
elements, so they were outnumbered and surrendered, but not before each of them
had given me a scar for a keepsake.  I drove around in them for a while, but
their air-conditioning was rudimentary, so no matter when I left, I always
arrived at dusk.

But I really knew my number was up when rumours started that the Snark was back
in town.  I was forced to erect a hot-air balloon using dental floss and movie
marquees, but too late to effect my escape.  So I popped a Tab, put on a few
caps, called to say I wouldn't show up for my shift, and then completely lost
control.  I had no alternative but to put on some opera and wait for the
ineluctable fate creeping over me.  It had hundreds of little legs that tickled
the sensitive nerves on my abdomen, removing my appendix and an incipient
inguinal hernia at the same time.  Then it covered my face and I knew no more
than I had when I woke up that morning.

That was when I realized this had been going on for several days.  The next day
I reset my clock to 24-hour time, but it backfired, bringing police to my door
investigating gunshot reports.  Soon they left, telling me I had no rights at
all, and I was so depressed I could only do my laundry.

And that was how they found me.

[Damn.  That's harder than it looks.]

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"And when the thunder breaks, it breaks for you and me."
   ---This Mortal Coil
Current Album--Michael Breen
Current Read--Damon Runyon:The Bloodhounds of Broadway
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: great lies
Date: 5 Oct 92 06:04:14 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1alvhbINN6d4@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>In article <1992Oct2.190346.18818@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>*This is posted on a white-board in someone's cubicle in our office.
>*
>*   Great Lies:
>[first 14 deleted]
>
>15. Just one glass of wine with dinner, officer.
>16. L.A., What a great place
>17. No mom, I'm not on drugs.
>18. Of course I love you.
>19. Overbudget?  Us?
>20. Hey, we should heve lunch.
>21. It won't hurt, believe me.
>22. I won't cum in your mouth.
>23. This is not a blatant rip-off and no one in this froup will recognize it.
>
>
>Mark "Knows it by heart" Lippert

Nice.  Now post the other 14.
(Stingy bastard)
Jeez!

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