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From: kirkwood@qucis.queensu.ca (Scott Kirkwood)
Subject: Re: Quote by Woody Allen
Organization: Computing & Information Science, Queen's University at Kingston
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 21:35:05 GMT

In article <aldavi01.716491464@starbase.spd.louisville.edu> aldavi01@romulus.spd.louisville.edu (Arlie Davis) writes:
>In <1992Sep14.141306.24768@wam.umd.edu> bianc@next09cville.wam.umd.edu (WierdnesS) writes:
>
>> > |> >My brain: it's my second favourite organ.
>> > |> 
>> > |> I had a troubled childhood - I was breastfed from falsies.
>
>>   "I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
>
>I don't want to achieve immortality through my work.  I want to achieve it by
>not dying.
>  -- Woody Allen (duh!)
>
>-- 
>lrwx------   1 aldavi01 emacsstu       9 Jun  6 12:43 .signature -> /dev/null

One of my favourite quotations from Woody Allen goes something like:
  "When it comes to sex I believe in quality as opposed to quantity...
   Unless it's been about four months, then I go for quantity"

-------------------- kirkwood@qucis.queensu.ca ----------------------
  YAAAAP - Yet Another Association Against Acronym Proliferation
From: miner@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT DOUBLE SPEAK????
Date: 5 Sep 92 09:06:58 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

In article <1992Sep4.171522.1@orca.alaska.edu>, sxjwg@orca.alaska.edu writes:
> Anyone heard of any "politically correct" phrases during this election.
> 
> I have two for you.
> 
> Some hospitals call a patient that dies on the operating table:
> 
> NEGATIVE PATIENT OUTCOME
> 
> The Pentagon called the Army operation by airborne troops:
> 
> A PRE-DAWN VERTICAL INSERTION
> 
> A book by the name DOUBLE SPEAK is supposed full of this stuff.  Don't know the
> author's name though.

Author's name is William Lutz (English Dept., Rutgers).  I think he
has more than one book out.  Here are some more of his:

CHILDREN:
When children are bossy they "exhibit leadership charisma."
When they misbehave they "engage in negative attention-getting."
Reading is "interacting with print."

SOCIAL SCIENCE:
The elderly are "the chronologically gifted."
Retirement homes are "senior congregate living communities for the
[yep] chronologically gifted."
Retirement homes in California are "disengagement communities."

My favorites are:
	"revenue enhancement" (tax increase)
	"career offender cartel" (mafia organization)

I don't call this PC though.  It's just that a lot of people like to
pretend that society is essentially clinical.  Scary.
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From: jensting@ee.ic.ac.uk (Jens Tingleff)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Groucho Marx?!y
Date: 4 Sep 92 12:20:13 GMT
Organization: Elec. Eng. Imperial College, London

Or, of course, fake Croucho'isms (these from Dave Sim's Cerebus)

	It's not ofthen you get first-rate entertainment outside your
	bedroom window... Or outside your bedroom period, for that matter.

	I told you to write a fake letter, not fake writing a letter!

	[3rd person to Cerebus] "Prepare to DIE!!"
	"That either means he's about to kill you, or he's reminding you of the
	 importance of making a will"

	
Jens

-- 
Mr Jens Tingleff, M.Sc.EE. PhD student at 
     Imperial College, Dept of EE,  Exhibition Road, London SW7 2BT, England
jensting@ic.ac.uk or jensting@titan.ee.ic...  (used to be jensting@diku.dk) 
"The Duc de Ventre says he will carry that ghastly schlup to his mausoleum" N L
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From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Re: Hello
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 13:55:28 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.171309.27762@ra.msstate.edu>, bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak) writes:


>Hello.  How are you today?
I'm fine, so cascade away!
-- 
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Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Followup-To: rec.humor
Keywords: n
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 15:45:02 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.162816.6942@inesc.pt> jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins) writes:
>In article <1992Sep11.183543.15676@hou.amoco.com> zcjm0f@wwnv42.uucp (CJohn Mace) writes:
>>>>	In case u don't have enough culture, Portugal is that small country
>>>>next to Spain, not a region in the USA. 
>>>
>>maybe we should have let the Germans win the war...  then at least we 
>>wouldn't have to listen to this crap...  :-)
>
> "crap" ? Ok. I suppose the USA are the most wonderfull country in 
>the world, uh, and that all the other countries, by being small, 
>should simply not exist ? Or maybe we should get them together with
>other small countries ? Or maybe it would be easier to nuke them
>and then plant flowers or macdonalds there ?
>
>----
> joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.UUCP
> 
This is REALLY Mario, right?

> "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
>  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome) 


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: alpha@hubcap.clemson.edu (Shekhar Borde')
Subject: Re: Pickup line
Organization: Clemson University
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 23:14:02 GMT

Mark Kovarski <kovarski@zooid.guild.org> writes:


>Well, I have one and its pretty good.

>You walk up to the chick and say, "Nice eyes, nice tits, nice ass. How much?"

>Mark K.
>E-Mail: kovarski@zooid.guild.org



How about, walk up to a person of preferred sex and say --


"So, you wanna f*ck or what?"

If she is a woman you get a pump shoved down your throat.

If he is a man he asks "How much?"



OK, OK, but just one more. It's way past your bedtime ...


This man gets off the bus at this remote town in the middle of nowhere.
Apparently he has some business to attend to. He suddenly realizes he's
forgotten his wristwatch on the bus and doesn't know what time it is.

Looking around he spots this old man sleeping in the shadow of his
horse. So he walks up to him and asks -

"Excuse me Sir, but would you know what time it is?"

The old man lifts up his hand touches the horse's balls, peers at them
and says "Two twenty three p.m." 

Our guy is surprised. Anyway, he heads of into town to attend to his
business. 

Back on his way to the bus station, he comes across the old man again.
Curious about the incident, he asks the old man again -

"I really hate to bother you sir but could you give me the time again?"

Old man raises hand, touches balls, peers at them, says "Five ten p.m"

This guy is totally amazed. "Excuse me sir, but how can you tell the
time by looking at the horse's balls?"

The irritated old man replies - "You idiot, I was just shifting the
horse's balls aside so I could get a better view of the clock tower
at the other end of town"



What? One more! C'mon don't you have to work tomorrow ...



OK, So there is this really smart parrot. If you pull it's right leg
it can sing the complete works of Beethoven. If you pulled it's left
leg it could sing all the songs by the Beatles.

Now the owner is very proud of his pet and flaunts him proudly at all
the parties and social occasions.

One day relaxing at home with his pet sitting on the arm of the couch
the owner idly wonders, "Wonder what would happen if I pulled both his
legs? Would he sing both Beethoven and the Beatles together?" 

So he pulls both the parrots' legs. Obviously the poor bird falls on his
back. The parrot slowly gets up and says -

"You dumb son of a bitch! You could have broken my damn neck!" 



Sweet Dreams ...



P.S: My apologies if any horses, parrots, etc. were offended.




Xref: sparky rec.humor:28439 talk.bizarre:29811 talk.politics.misc:45001
From: donb@pdx.csd.mot.com (Don Bolton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Date: 11 Sep 92 21:37:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: pdxvme.1320
Reply-To: donb@pdx.csd.mot.com (Don Bolton)
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Disney Legal Circuses *THE* Mickey Mouse Law Firm

In article <1992Sep8.040203.8397@newshub.ariel.yorku.ca> cs902117@ariel.yorku.ca (TONY D'ALFONSO) writes:
>
>I always thought that a civil servant is someone who gets paid to do no work
>and can't lose his job.  

You are confusing "civil servant" with a civil service employee.. The key
word there is "service". Using industry benchmarking, they operate at 300 
baud or less..

A civil servant, would be like a butler, that you can throughly cane who
would then thank you ever so kindly and ask whom shall be sent in next.

Hope that clears things up..


Don "wheres that bullwhip anyhow?" Bolton
From: david@c-cat.UUCP (dave)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NoTitle
Date: 9 Sep 92 14:47:37 GMT
Organization: Intergalactic Rest Area For Weary Travellers

kyrie@coos.dartmouth.edu (Thomas S. Marlowe) writes:

;-) Darkness chases light at the same speed.  You see, when you turn out
;-) the light, darkness replaces it at an equal rate as the light leaves.
;-) 
;-) Since the light leaves at a rate of 3*10^8 m/s  (never could
;-) imagine that miles/sec thing), it would follow quite logically
;-) that the speed of darkness is very close, in not exactly the same as, 
;-) the speed of light.
;-) 
 In thoery this might work but the _real_ truth is that darkness has a velocity
of zero. It does not move. Light overshadows darkness so you cant see it.

think of it this way. It works on the same principle as leaves on a tree
during the summer the leaf color is there, but you cannot see it because
the color of chlorophil is stronger than the leaf color.  in the fall when the
sunlight isn't so strong the color of the leaf is stronger than the color of
the chlorophil.  now apply this to day/night

                                                       -David

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(301)604-5976 8N1
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kesslerm@columbia.dsu.edu (MICHAEL KESSLER)
Subject: Jokes
Keywords: Blonde Jokes
Organization: Dakota State University
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 00:01:07 GMT

Here are a few of the many blonde jokes I`ve collected over the last year:

WHY CAN'T A BLONDE EAT PICKLES?
She can't get her face in the jar.

WHAT DO BLONDES WEAR BEHIND THEIR EARS TO ATTRACT MEN?
Their ankles.

WHAT IS A BLONDE`S MATING CALL?
"I think I'm drunk!"

WHAT IS A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Is the blonde gone yet?"

WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE VIBRATORS?
They chip their teeth.

WHAT DO A BLONDE AND A COMPUTER HAVE IN COMMON?
You don`t really appreciate them until they go down.

HOW CAN YOU TELL A BLONDE HAS BEEN USING A COMPUTER?
There's white-out on the screen.

WHAT JOB CAN A BLONDE GET AT AN M & M FACTORY?
Proof Reader.

WHY DID THE BLONDE GET FIRED AT THE M & M FACTORY?
She was throwing out all the W`s.

HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY FOR 6 HOURS?
Give her a bag of M & M's, and tell her to line them up alphabetically.

HOW DOES A BLONDE LIKE HER EGGS?
Fertilized.

WHAT DO A TURTLE AND A BLONDE HAVE IN COMMON?
Once they are on their backs, they are screwed.

WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?
They don`t like their brains being screwed with.

HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN A BLONDE HAS HAD A BAD DAY?
She`s walking around with a tampon behind her ear and she can`t find her 
pencil.

WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.


If you've heard of any other ones that aren't on this list, please post them.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mpeters@pax.eunet.ch (MBX Michael Peters)
Subject: Re: More Ascii Pics
Organization: EUnet Login/Mailbox Service
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 20:55:25 GMT


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From: ursekarm@infonode.ingr.com (Mahesh Ursekar)
Subject: Names
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 23:40:25 GMT

Article 42880 of rec.humor:
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lame jokes...
From: rFd2001@mailserver.bgsu.edu ( Ryan Dickey)
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 05:51:41 GMT
Organization: BGSU

In article <BuA2Fz.174@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, chak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Matthew William Somers) writes:
> 
> 
>     I really need some lame jokes.  I posted before, but only got two
> responses.  An example of a lame joke is:
> 
>               Did you hear the joke about the bed?
> 
>               oh, forget it, it hasn't been made yet.
> 
> 
>             Please send your bad jokes to
>                                           chak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
> 
>  this must be said ala Dennis Leary : "I'll tell ya a lame joke, a college nickname,
                                                                one word: Boilermaker."
From: jm8x@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: WANTED: ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES
Date: 13 Sep 92 14:43:38 EDT
Distribution: rec
Organization: Cornell University

Does anyone have the list of anwering machine messages that were posted last
spring? I lost my copy and really need. I don't get on the net much, so if you
could send it to me directly, I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks.
Manish
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: vsnyder@jato.jpl.nasa.gov (Van Snyder)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 22:05:14 GMT

In article <g1mn-td@lynx.unm.edu> osinski@chtm.eece.unm.edu (Marek Osinski) writes:
>In article <1992Aug29.125952.1@research.ptt.nl> mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926) writes:
>
>>If you don't 
>>like people crossposting to soc.culture.polish (BTW does a polish 
>>culture exist?) ....
>>
>What makes you doubt it, Mike? 
>
>Marek Osinski

I heard (perhaps here) of an American woman who married a Frenchman.
When visiting her in-laws, they asked if Americans told jokes about
others like the French tell about Belgians.  When the American
woman admitted we do, but they're about the Poles and Italians,
the French woman was astonished:  "Why do you do that?  They're
not stupid like the Belgians."
-- 
vsnyder@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov   vsnyder@math.Jpl.Nasa.Gov  <-- preferred
ames!elroy!jato!vsnyder     ames!elroy!math!vsnyder
vsnyder@jato.uucp
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926)
Subject: Re: Pickup line
Organization: PTT Research
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 08:57:32 GMT

In article <22538@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com>, ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel) writes:
> In article <1992Sep10.171750.18776@zooid.guild.org>, kovarski@zooid.guild.org (Mark Kovarski) writes:
> |> 
> |> Well, I have one and its pretty good.
> |> 
> |> You walk up to the chick and say, "Nice eyes, nice tits, nice ass. How much?"
> |> 
> |> Mark K.
> |> E-Mail: kovarski@zooid.guild.org
> 
> Mark, boy are you going to get flamed.

No the netters have grown up. They just ignore him!
    Mike
From: lois@athena.mit.edu (Lois B Bennett)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Road Signs
Date: 7 Sep 92 21:44:28 GMT
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology

How about 

DEPRESSED STORM DRAINS

Life is very sad for storm drains.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sig Extension #9
From: Simon.Cole@comp.vuw.ac.nz (Simon Richard Cole)
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 02:26:51 GMT
Organization: NewZnet Support Group, VUW, New Zealand.


Now I know what sort of person writes train/plane/bird spotters guides.
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Date: Friday, 4 Sep 1992 16:55:47 CET
From: <TPATTERS@ESTEC.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Nursery Rhyme
 <1992Sep2.165257.6140@sbcs.sunysb.edu>

Haven't seen these posted yet, so here goes:

Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her Tuffett
Knickers all tattered and torn
It wasn't the spider
Who had sat down beside her
But Little Boy Blue with his horn!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jill came down with half-a-crown for doing what she shouldn't oughta!

Tim
From: cm182s182@pdrome.UUCP (Clayton Miner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Tom Swifties
Date: 2 Sep 92 13:31:23 GMT
Organization: The PowerDrome BBS [(716)825-3614 CNet]
X-BBS-Software: EXCELSIOR! v0.95f

Request:  More!
 
Please...Thank you

Skeksis - Te audirenon possum.
           Musa sapientum fixa est in aureM.s
From: Peter.Hammond@brunel.ac.uk (Peter D Hammond)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sick Joke
Date: 9 Sep 92 09:11:50 GMT
Organization: Brunel University, Uxbridge, UK
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

: In article <t4hngng.rdc@netcom.com> nobody writes:
: 
: > ashok@regulus.Inria.Fr (Ashok Kumar) writes:
: > >Q:How do you kill an elephant ?
: > >A:With out bare bloody teeth!!!
: > 
: > 
: > This is disgusting.  Keep this off the net.
: "This is *stupid*.  Keep this off the net." (the "joke" that is.)
: 
Sorry to interupt this flow of PC debate on censorship, cross-posting,
etc, but whats it all about? I mean, I dont get the joke. Sorry if i'm
being unnecessarily slow, or am I just not `in' with something?


-- 
BFN, Pete.

 Dept. Materials Technology | Disclaimer: SERC pay me | You sometimes have to  
 Brunel University          | to report my opinions,  |    listen to
 Uxbridge                   | not for theirs or the   | A lot of useless talk.
 Middx, UB8 3PH, UK.        | the university's.       |         N. Peart. (RUSH)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Blond joke
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 21:00:05 GMT

***** Important AIDS curing formula deleted to save bandwidth *****

>Y'know a friend of mine who just so happened to be blonde asked me
>to post
>
>How come all blonde jokes are one-liners?
>So men can understnd them.
 
Yes, your friend is definitely a Blond,  who else would pronounce
Understand as understnd, You must be a Blond too for not catching the
error.  Unless both of you are suffering from nasal congestion in which
case its understndable.

Cool sig though

ara
(you dont need a sig if you have a big .... )
From: ronaldd@cbnewse.cb.att.com (ronald.h.davis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ggbj - urgent request!!!
Date: 9 Sep 92 19:43:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: cbnewse.1992Sep9.194302.20360
Organization: AT&T

would someone please send me a copy of the ggbj by email please?  no
need to post it sense that would be certain to start another flame
war.  of course, my attitude about it is to heck with those losers
who flame at the very mention of the ggbj, but i figure, why waste
bandwidth with blather from those idiots.  i'd be perfectly
happy to enjoy the joke myself...

thanks in advance.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
From: ccasm@cc.newcastle.edu.au
Subject: Re: amusing system errors
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 00:34:24 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.104718@axion.bt.co.uk>, dgrove@axion.bt.co.uk (David Grove) writes:
> 
> the notorious machine Sir Clive Sinlair ever make it to the shores of
> Australia, or did we stop sending our criminals over there long ago???
> 

That explains a lot. Sir Clive was really a robot! That's why his inventions
were interesting products but completely useless to man.


Big Al.

Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
From: cryst@belay (Crystal Bell)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: Belay Enterprises Inc. Calgary, Alberta, Canada
        Excuse me for putting my two cents worth in but isn't this news-group
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 16:13:54 GMT

called Rec. Humor
(At least it is on my system) 
If you really want to continue the petty bickering can you please continue
it in another newsgroup Maybe alt.flames or better yet start your own 
alt.pointless.arguments. Really do you honestly think that arguing is going
to accomplish anything?  We know that someone found it humorous, and that 
someone else finds it offensive. 
Well I find the bickering offensive. This is Rec.Humor the point is to be 
funny, to tell jokes. There is no room for funny when people are too busy 
arguing!!!!!
On a funnier note
                Confucious say:
                        Bike don't run by itself, It too tired.

                                                Thanks
                                        **Crystal**
From: frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz (Bruce Clement)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Lightbulb joke (original - I hope)
Distribution: world
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 06:41:26 GMT
Organization: Private System

Q: How many pedants does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Pedants don't c-h-a-n-g-e lightbulbs, they r-e-p-l-a-c-e them.
---
Bruce Clement    (frey@alfheim.actrix.gen.nz  SNEWS/2,  UUPC 1.11q)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: /usr/local/rn/organization
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:29:34 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.152101.12437@inesc.pt> jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins) writes:
>In article <1992Sep9.151810.1@vxdesy.desy.de> forbush@vxdesy.desy.de writes:
>>In article <1992Sep8.154404.9906@venice.sedd.trw.com>, gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
>>> In article <1992Sep7.164904.16653@inesc.pt> jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins) writes:
>>>>
>>>>	Can someone *PLEASE* tell me what a "oxymoron" is ???
>>>>	It's not in the dictionary, and i'm tired of reading them (the oxymorons,
>>>>	not the dictionaries :)
>>>>
>>> Gee- you must have a REALLY bad dictionary.  My $0.25/volume Funk & Wagnalls
>>> (a supermarket bargain) has it!
>>> 
>>> No, I'm not gonna tell ya!  You'll remember it better if you go to the
>>> library and look it up!
>>> 
>>
>>Oh, have a heart you know how hard it is for the average 
>>American to accually read something. 
>
>	How many times do i need to say this ?
>	I AM NOT AMERICAN ! 
>
>	In case u don't have enough culture, Portugal is that small country
>next to Spain, not a region in the USA. 

Oh, well, then it can't be of any consequence.

Mike
-- 
Disclaimer - I'm only doing what the little voices tell me to do.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jsen@.oracle.com (Joydeep Sen)
Subject: Mario, oh Mario - where for art thou ?
Organization: Oracle Corporation, Belmont CA
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 03:17:41 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by an unauthenticated user
              at Oracle Corporation.  The opinions expressed are those
              of the user and not necessarily those of Oracle.

Folks,

I just hate to see a good flame die.  So let's all send a polack joke to Mario.

Joy

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