HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: fawcett@aramis.rutgers.edu (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Date: 10 Oct 92 23:26:55 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <9210102250.AA17706@prg.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:

   Mark. Gooley opened:

   < "I *still* can't drive a car with a manual transmission."

   mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> fuged:
   > That's nothing.  I can't drive a car at all.

   Rick Kelly fails to think, out loud:
   : Yet another prisoner of public transportation.

   So literal, these colonials.  Just because mathew can't drive,   /
   what says he doesn't?  He -- being a fine upstanding gent --    /
   probably doesn't, but it doesn't stop the rest of them.        / g


I'm afraid you're mistaken, old bean.  My guess is that RWK was simply
continuing a long TB tradition of using another's posting to follow-up
with a point he wanted to make anyway.  And because he did it in THIS
THREAD, his posting caused relevance, which is constant, to be
transferred to SOME OTHER THREAD that was badly in need of it.
My guess is that it was probably sucked up fast into one of Dolan's
drug-related postings, though we have yet to see evidence of it.

Hope this helps,
-TOMF
From: sharpmn@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Matthew Sharp)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: bitter?   i like to think of it as hate-positive...
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:16:00 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center


	

	exCUSE me, ---, but i don't remember
	any reason YOU have to be exceptionally
	proud of your life... last i checked,
	you had shit GRE scores, no HOPE of getting
	into any legitimate grad school, a NO-PAY
	internship, a SHIT-PAY retail job in
	a SHIT-CITY with no possible way to get
	out, your roommates both have equally
	impressive credentials, with equally
	promising futures, one of them with a mild
	case of schizophrenia (genetics), the
	other tries to dork you and every other
	female who crosses his four-eyed-horn-rimmed,
	SHIT-brained-s.a.i.c.-"educated"-talentless-
	artist path.

	Don't think I'D be standing in front of any
	mirrors if i were you, which, thanks to the
	miracles of science, i am most definitely NOT..........








	BH and BTY won't get you anywhere, and
	i'm through buying you your clone-taste
	red Kool-Ade punch for your varient on
	the famed BLUE DRINK.





Matthew Neill Sharp
matthew@symphony.cc.purdue.edu                                         et al.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: brein@gpvax.jpl.nasa.gov (Lemon Curry)
Subject: Re: !! DYING BOY TRYING TO BREAK RECORD - PLEASE READ !!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Dishevelled
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 18:23:17 GMT

In article <Oct12.195403.62285@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>,
millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller) wrote:
 
 In article <1992Oct12.123316.15027@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller) writes:
This is the first line of the worlds longest cascade.
Fuck your mama, asshole, the pussy eater bitch.
 
Yes! That's the spirit!

Does this help?
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: great lies
Date: 7 Oct 1992 07:56:04 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1atj2kINN99d@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
*In article <1alvhbINN6d4@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
*>15. Just one glass of wine with dinner, officer.
*>16. L.A., What a great place
*>17. No mom, I'm not on drugs.
*>18. Of course I love you.
*>19. Overbudget?  Us?
*>20. Hey, we should heve lunch.
*>21. It won't hurt, believe me.
*>22. I won't cum in your mouth.
*>23. This is not a blatant rip-off and no one in this froup will recognize it.
*
*Oh yeaH?
*
*24. And I wrote this song. LL Cool J came over to my house one day and he
*said hey, that sounds good.

25.  This is the last lie and now this thread is done.


Mark "     " Lippert
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Alfred Hitchcock -- anagrams
Date: 13 Oct 1992 04:15:35 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu



 Alfred Hitchcock -- anagrams
*******************************
  1.  Fr. D. Heck -- Catholic.
  2.  Th' flaccid choker.
  3.  Laced for th' chick.
  4.  RICHH toked CFC, Al!
  5.  Dork, the chic calf.
  6.  Hot crack (filched)
  7.  Rick: "Ad hoc, Fletch."
  8.  Chord a thick clef.
  9.  Flick th' coed, Arch!
 10.  Roach-tickl'd chef.
 11.  Chief Ack chortl'd.
 12.  Rock H.: "I felch'd Cat!"
 13.  Fetch acid, Ork!  HCl!
 14.  F.H. licked a crotch!
*******************************
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: An Almost True 100-Word Story
Date: 6 Oct 92 05:50:10 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz (crisper@armory.com)


When Jenny Knight passed out at a Marching Band party and died, the official
 story was diabetic shock. The rumor, however, was drug overdose. The band,
 of which Jenny had been a member, made sure those rumors were squelched.

There was no autopsy.

Years later, someone who'd been at the party admitted to me Jenny had
 passed out minutes after doing a gram of coke-- her first exposure to the
 drug, apparently-- but everyone had been so worried about the drugs that
 nobody called a medic until they'd disposed of the evidence. By then,
 she was dead.

People are fucked.

	--The Elder Dan
From: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep Practices Serial Monogamy
Date: 7 Oct 1992 16:30:25 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
Reply-To: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


"Honeycomb's big, yeah yeah yeah, but it got dull..."


"SENSUALLLL"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gmr6139@ultb.isc.rit.edu (G.M. Richard)
Subject: Re: Whats the point???????
Originator: gmr6139@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:08:12 GMT

In article <1bdhueINN174@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu writes:
>In article <1992Oct12.160511.570@dct.ac.uk> mcsbc3ktp@dct.ac.uk (Kirk  
>Potter) writes:
>> Can anyone tell me why BIC byro pens have a little hole in the side of  
>them??
>>
>
>I also have been wondering this. If anyone gets any information, could
>he/she send it to me too?
>
>waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

Don't they teach you guys at Rose-Hulman anything?  The little hole i
n the end is so you can drain out the spit when you have been chewing on
it the whole way through a 3 hour physics class.  The hole at the other
end is so the point can poke out, allowing neat and effective written
communication and storage of concepts.
-- 
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 /| /|  __  _/__/_   /__) ' __  /_  __ ,_  __/  gmr6139@george.cs.rit.edu
/ |/ |_/-/__/__/____/ \__/_/___/ /_/-/_/__/_/  gmr6139@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
____________________________________________  gmr6139@ritlav.isc.rit.edu
From: small@boole.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Re: What's in my closet
Date: 14 Oct 92 01:25:46 GMT
Followup-To: ucla.rumor,talk.bizarre
Organization: Laserama: Programming and Civil Insurection Division

In article <8346@lee.SEAS.UCLA.EDU> you rambled on about:
)In article <1992Oct11.040322.28578@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
)Contents of his closet:
))>1 Real 9mm Taurus
)>16-32 rounds of deformable semijacketed hollowpoints
)>200-300 rounds of good 9mm ammo
)>200-300 rounds of cheap chinese 9mm ammo (sale at turners, what can I say)
)>1 Milk jar of God knows how old powder mixed by my stepmom's exhusband.
)>1 3 year old carton of wollite substitute
)>6 Glaser safety slugs. (loaded in the taurus)
)
)1 Dump the Tarus and buy a good Firearm (Springfield Armory M-1911A1 in 9mm).
Why?  There's a Glock in my other room . . .

)2 Use up the Chinese Ammo (I'll bet it's Berdan primed, if not save the
)  brass for me).
)3 Use up the Good 9mm (but save the brass for me B-})).
Gee, there seems to be a pattern here grep save\ the\ brass\ for\ me 

-- 
DoD# 2024   -Aluminum that is . . .    | If it's good enough for airframes,
                                       | it's good enough for my EX-500.
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sin
Date: 7 Oct 92 22:49:02 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


prob@700.org (Pat Robertson) writes:
>It is a froup whose goals are to encourage geeks to ignore their jobs,
>kill their computers, become communist needle-sharing gay junkies, and
>practice withcraft.

A CHARTER!  We finally have a CHARTER!
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Eggs")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Did you know....?
Date: 13 Oct 92 20:25:32 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU's message of 13 Oct 92 13:36:24 GMT

Hey, no fair ripping off ``Ripley's Believe it or Not''.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Mostly Pressed Urns
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 00:59:56 GMT

lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:

] >>So, there is no such thing as homosexual sex.
] >  That's correct.
] 
] -Steve- drones:
] :Hmmm ... you're on shaky ground here.  If a guy wears a well-made condom there
] :is no possibilty of gestation either, yet most people would have no trouble 
] :calling it sex ...
] 
] OK...own up!
] Who ordered this?


did it have anchovies on it?


ciao
drieux


-- 
Modern Day Problems:

ME? engage in Hyperbole?
I have rarely been more than a first Order Function!!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu
Subject: Re: Parking
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 7 Oct 92 08:55:18 MST

In article <1992Oct6.225113.8727@walter.cray.com>, jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
 
> Bellevue housewives are far easier to bully out of parking spots
> than either group. In fact, most of them are so fond of you cute
> little Microsoft types that they'll voluntarily give up their parking
> spaces and insist on buying you cappucino.
> 
> btw, go to the dome next time. I have a great secret parking spot up
> on Yesler Ave...
> 
> Jeff Carroll
> carroll@lemon.cray.com
> "but how do you tell the boys from the girls?"


this is making me homesick and it disgusts me. BTW, now i have net access from
two sites. this one sucks though since my advisor pays for the cpu i use. have
a lovely day. i will not die.
	
	PJF--->loser
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 17:07:59 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.051351.683@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
|In article <Bw46x4.2sv@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
|>In article <1992Oct14.081311.21904@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
|>>i will be moving to charlotte, north carolina on october 31st,
|>>and will no longer have access to usenet at that time, although
|>>i may be able to get an email feed if i am able to acquire a
|>>computer that will run uucp.
|>
|>Well, I have this spare 11/780 if you want it...
|
|oh, yeah.  and how much would THAT raise my
|electric bill every month?

About the same amount it'd reduce your heating requirements during 
cool weather. Just a little ductwork to the central air system...


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"...I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I
thought 'One of us is in real trouble'." Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Word for the week
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 17:43:44 GMT

Nugacious.

--
---Alfvaen("Hell--the month.")
"If your breasts are too big, you will fall over.  Unless you wear a rucksack."
   --Ivor Cutler
Current Album--Paul Simon:Still Crazy After All These Years
Current Read--Karla Jennings:The Devouring Fungus
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: Zen and the Art of Lamaze Coaching
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 06:16:51 GMT

In article <67493@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>jeff the wonder llama, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu gushes:
>: At least I now know that someone read all the way to the
>: bottom of my post, though.
>
><Someone>?? Do you know of whom you speak? Do you have any idea AT ALL??
>
>On your knees, weenie. Now.

now, see, if it had been THAT jeff the wonder llama,
he would have already been on his knees.  retching.

that's the kind of impression i made on people in
high school.

m

fortunately, nobody here knows what *I* went by in high school
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: xeb@BusLab.cba.ufl.edu (Emre Bilgin (MBA))
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: x
Date: 15 Oct 92 17:06:16 GMT
Organization: College of Business, University of Florida

is there anybody in dimension x?
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Helpful Hint
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 12:07:02 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

drieux informs:
: Before You make a Mistake:
: 
: 'Set Theory'
: 
: is not about Tennis.

And Always Remember

'Group Theory'

is not about Rock Musicology
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,uk.misc
From: tex@cs.nott.ac.uk (Timothy Emanuel)
Subject: Re: British Rail -- We're Getting There
Organization: Nottingham University
Distribution: uk
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 18:34:12 GMT

In article <26862@castle.ed.ac.uk> cam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Chris Malcolm) writes:
>
>>The two performed 'full sexual intercourse'; none of the other passengers
>>made any comment, until the couple lit up cigarettes afterwards -- in a
>>no-smoking carriage.
>
>>   -- Daily Telegraph, Daily Mirror, 7 August 1992; Fortean Times Nr. 65.
>
>Funny how this should appear as a "news" item just a few weeks after
>the publication of a cartoon on exactly the same theme!

Yup, and several years after Victoria Wood first told the joke. It is
actually true though.

:-)
Tim.
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: COLLEGE BOY HAS SEX WITH GRANNY
Date: 13 Oct 1992 03:53:37 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-18.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1bc75uINN7li@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu  
(Mark E. Bradley) writes:
> Summary: can't wait for the followup

Sorry, I'd love to entertain you, but I simply don't know enough about you
to set you alight.

Send me your resume and then we'll talk.
--
YA HA HEE
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MadhatterDay VII
Date: 13 Oct 92 16:07:59 GMT
Organization: LOVE ME LOVE MY GUN


in article <MJD.92Oct6102900@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*]
Angel of Wheaties") writes: 

>[ Original posting by Donald "Dick" Dunn, rcd@ico.isc.com, 6 Oct 1989 ]
>
>                          MadHatterDay

YES OH YES THATS VERY LOGICAL MR ``rcd@ico.isc.com''

OH YES   RCD
HM WHAT DOES THAT REMIND ME OF ROGER DAVID CARASSO
YOU ARE VER CLEVER NOW BY
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Language Devaluation Question...
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 00:04:34 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <10OCT199218361585@acad3.alaska.edu> <BvzFow.J67@rice.edu>
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Sowing trains
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:56:54 GMT

Curtis Yarvin tells of the comeback of the great american locomotive,
and Rick Kelly responds: "You reap what you sow."

and I, poor degenerate drug free soul, am left with the image of fields
of locomotives, stuck cowcatcher-first into the soil ...

from which a generation of Mike Mageracks (sp?!?!?) must rise up and
fight on the side of justice ...

as was done in the days of the Hellenes.

Kent, the man from xanth.
"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
--
Ignore the header, and don't expect me to see a news reply.  We don't get news.
Use email to: <dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Re: SSC
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: UCLA, Computer Science Department
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 14:22:52 GMT

In article <1992Oct11.005651.19073@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
>
>At work for the last week I've tortured my coworkers in the adjacent
>offices with my collection of Adam Ant CD's.
>
>roger, disgruntaled employee

  PRINCE CHARMING
  PRINCE CHARMING
  RIDICULE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF




  John "disgruntled coworker in adjacent office" Perry

P.S.  To show how outdated he is, he plays Adam Ant, but refuses to play
      the Sin Doctors.



-- 
v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-
    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: Musicians Duet Better...
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 08:00:42 GMT

In article <1992Oct11.044523.12238@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>Clinton Richard Wolf (wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu) wrote:
>I tried to hit j, but my newsreader doesn't recognize that.  Perhaps ^K is what
>
>Also, having written dozens of articles longer than a page, I must disagree
>with the second part of your statement.  I think one of them might have had
>a train ride in it, too.
 Did you? Sorry, I must have missed them somehow... :)
>
>p.s. Cut it out, Clint.  Everyone knows Step 1 is optional.
>
 This is true. I should have said that, since it's truth has been borne out by
hundreds of follow-ups that have nothing to do with what they are following up,
and speaking of the death penalty, do they swab your arm with cotton before gi
ng you a lethal injection?
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: cj's nostrils
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:47:01 GMT

Our favorite catamite-in-training pens:

> In article <1bcloqINNeu3@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>> I just got the pop-tab on my Coke can stuck
>> in my left nostril.

> Kent!  She's snorting coke!  Sic her!

One thing you can say for CJ -- she's definitely got tight nostrils.

Got it from her mother's side of the family, I understand.

Kent, the man from xanth.
"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
--
Ignore the header, and don't expect me to see a news reply.  We don't get news.
Use email to: <dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: djd33237@ih-nxt03 (Denny J D'alelio)
Subject: Re: large WF ISO hot email
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 22:32:21 GMT

djd33237@ih-nxt03 (Denny J D'alelio) writes:

>anonymus+1592@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:
> 

>>So, where are all the men that like fat women?  Some of you posted not
>>that long ago...

>>I'm 28, tall, brown hair, blue eyes, very large, and extremely sexy!
>>In fact, I'd have to say I'm "oversexed" and "underappreciated"--
>>suffice it to say, I don't get enough!  I love to wear sexy clothes
>>and am of the adventurous type.

>>I'm looking for hot, erotic email from any men out there who have a
>>preference for large women.  Send me your stories, fantasies...and I
>>will do likewise.  If anyone happens to be local, maybe we can meet.
>>I'd say more...but I'll save it for my correspondents.  Write
>>to find out more!  I'm anonymus+1592.

>>Excited,

>>M.
 	I found this actual personal in alt.personals.ads 
	
	No... I don't use the service it was just added to the school's
	newsgroup list. I saw it  and had to post it here.

-Denny: Having fun in your killfile!
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How come
Date: 8 Oct 1992 05:06:55 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: adder.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1b0fapINN820@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Waldemar Foundation Annual Report) writes:
>In article <BvrqJJ.19F@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>>
>>Because you are pissing on your gerbil and that's why I had to kill
>>them all.
>
>We hereby award this phrase the Instant Decay Award of 1992.

Someone will follow up this post.

He will add "and that's why I had to kill them all" after every simple
declaration.

My guess is that it will be Ken Johnson.

What a maroon.

c
who moved mountains
but never forgot his past
as a simple camel driver
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Humane Mousetraps?  Info?  Opinions?
Date: 14 Oct 92 02:03:56 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Handel Low (hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu) wrote:

> 	So anyway, he called up PETA, mail-ordered a mousetrap (ten bucks),
> and it's the third day now.  We haven't caught anything yet.


	How much more humane of a mousetrap could you possibly hope for?


--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"Squints, and has freckles", said Caspian.
"Oh, poor girl", said Lucy.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller)
Subject: Re: !! DYING BOY TRYING TO BREAK RECORD - PLEASE READ !!
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 02:40:08 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Computer Science Department

In article <Oct11.023820.60798@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller) writes:
>Jeff Miller of Fort Collins, Colorado is dying his hair another color, and in
>rememberance of his old hair color, he has decided that he wishes to beat
>the world record for longest cascade.  Please help him beat the old record
>(set back in 1963) by responding to the following line.  Thank You and God
>Bless.
>
>This is the first line of the worlds longest cascade.
And this would be the second.

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