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Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Sunday, 15 Nov 1992 21:21:43 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Annoyances large and small
 <92311.153522AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> <1drk5jINNrh9@rodan.UU.NET>

In article <1drk5jINNrh9@rodan.UU.NET>, dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner) says:
>
>For those of you who think that last one was too racy,
>Please do not read any further... You know what SOME people
>are like...(aka ME!)
and me. *wink*

>
>For those of you who are leches, please, feel free to jump in anywhere !
>(or with a switch in sentence construction...)
>For those of you who are leches, please feel free, to jump in anywhere !
>(aahahahahahahah, yeah ? So what ?)
Or
For those that want me, please feel free to feel me, (I'm not touching the
"jump anywhere" part of the phrase.)hee hee hee *grin*
*kiss* *hug* and a *caress* Because I feel in the mood to be flirtacious.

>
>>>Well... I could SHOW you ! You would enjoy it, I guarantee...
>>  *grin* Another open invitation.  One day, I'm going to have to take
>>you up on this offer. AND all the others. ;-)
>I'm full of em... And full of IT too, according to some people. What is IT?

  That would matter on what you want "it" to be.  Full of "knowledge", full of
"sexual inuendos", if it was a women...full of "_____" (I don't think I have
to fill in that blank. *grin*

>
>>>Hey, I don't burn...I tan... I am still tan... and of course, the
>>>bikinis are optional...but we can't expect EVERYONE to be as unassuming
>>>in their nudity as we are, correct ? So, we'll let them have bikinis...
>>**True.
>So, want kind of oil or sunblock do you want me to rub ALL over you ?
>(Innocent blinks...)
   Either something with a strawberry taste (*wicked grin* that would
feel good to be licked off.) or regular baby oil.  It would leave me
smooth and soft to your touch.

>
>>>>   Almost forgot your name?  *smile* Now, what could I do further
>>>>to turn up the heat? --Mention the bathing suit which is held together
>>>>by a long zipper, that goes all the way down to my . . .
>>>Damn... Just got dirt in my nose...
>>>again...
>>   Here, I'll help you up....
>>Blade, I'm trying to help you up.  If you keep licking me that way, I'm
>>not going to be able......
>>*ahem* Nether mind, stay exactly where you are.
>Wellllll, you know it's like I always say... You should keep doin
>a job until the person you're doin it for thinks you've done it right!
  What a wonderful attitude. *smile* Exspecially about this particular
subject.

>
>So... Was I doin it right ? Or will I have to keep practicing ?
   Keep practicing, you can start right now.  And by, let's see........
January 1, 3019, you might have it right.
But, we'll have to wait and see until then. *grin*
   If your having fun, or enjoyment, why stop? *wicked grin*
>
Ariel
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Sunday, 15 Nov 1992 21:03:47 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Keeping the Flame
Distribution: world

I Love You.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: pcurtis@willamette.edu (Paul E. Curtis)
Subject: Re: A story
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 09:06:03 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.011404.11345@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner) writes:
>
>WONDERFUL STORY!   Thank you for sharing it!

Wow...glad you liked it; thanks!

I didn't think it was really that good...

Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 13:32:01 -0500 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: kitty heads
 <1992Nov12.171708.12123@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com> 
 <1992Nov13.120007.10107@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <1992Nov16.194210.6505@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com>
	<1992Nov17.133352.15184@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>

rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
> puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:
********everything deleted until this***********
> >She's got stock in a fryin' pan factory. I'm still workin' on the helmet
> >which will glance blows from a teflon-covered object. I need somethin'
> >that would allow objects to just slide off. Someone mentioned "Pam",
> >but didn't give her last name!
> 
> A Helmet covered in sPAM???
                      ^^^^^^^
I just have to laugh on this. For those of you who saw the movie "Singles",
this just reminds me of the scene after Mother, Child and Doctor. The
schoolyard recess scene.

RickI, the RoadRunner

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Those darn letters.....
Keywords: Darn! I forgot to take out the garbage!!! *BONK*
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 19:17:57 GMT

 boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Todd Boatman) writes:

>puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) dreams:
>
>(Excellent dream deleted)
>
>The Detective leans back in his chair after reading an 
>excellent story that mysteriously appeared at his
>doorstep.  He then scribbles down some notes in his 
>journal and examines the rest of the papers scattered upon 
>his desk.  "A very interesting mind this person has..... I
>wonder if the initials R.B. mean anything to him?"

Hmmm....   Could be. Though I'm rather fond of the whole set...

R.F.B., Jr.		(Thanx Dad. I miss ya)

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
They also surf who only stand on waves.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: HDNC@MUSICB.MCGILL.CA (HDNC)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: RE: INVITATION IDEAS WANTED
Date: 17 Nov 92 15:11:11 GMT
Organization: McGill University

In article <Bxu61s.ELB@mach1.wlu.ca> maci9154@mach1.wlu.ca (macivor dawna) writes:
>I posted something similar in alt.romance, but thought someone here could
>help too!
>
>I'm planning on asking a guy I know to go to a formal with me in February,
>and I'm looking for an original way to do it, be it verbally, through some
>silly gift, or whatever.  Any help would be greatly appreciated!
>
>Thanks in advance!
>
>Smiles,
>  Dawna =)
>
>
>*hug* =) *hug* (= *hug* =) *hug* (= *hug* =) *hug* (= *hug* =) *hug* (=
>
>          You can't give a hug without getting one back!
>                               - Garfield
>
>Dawna MacIvor maci9154@mach1.wlu.ca   Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
>
>.
>.
Well,

A couple of years ago my friend was invited to this party and the
invitation was in the form of a record label on an old 45.  The song
itself was meaningless, but the label idea was pretty cool I think.

You could also put an ad in the local or campus paper formally
requesting his presence at....

Yet another idea:  Have a friens of yours dress up in a tux or something
like that and have him show up as his house and prsent him with this big
fancy old-style invitation.

Just my 2 cents worth!


Blackjac, the OFFICIAL gambler of the RFA.

(and fellow Canadian!  From the home of les Canadiens...)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Whippin' in the vat...
Summary: MMM MMMM Goodx
Keywords: malt and fattenin' stuff
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 20:45:36 GMT

 CE42@lafibm.lafayette.edu (CE42000) and puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com
play a little Whippin' Post music...

>>Well, I didn't see any rules to the vat, did you? What happens when ya
>>whip chocolate, anyway? Why, ya have a malt!

>Oooh....<emily's excitement peaks as she realizes she is now in a vat of
>chocolate malt>
>Yummmmm....What a good idea PuterDude.  We should have whipping in the
>vat more often!  *chocosmooch*

And look at how you float on the top just like a cherry. By golly,
I think that I've got somethin' here...   I hope it doesn't ruin
any dinner I had planned...

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
BOETTCHER'S ATTRIBUTION:
 If you have a bunch of clowns, you're going to have a circus.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Those darn letters.....
Keywords: Darn! I forgot to take out the garbage!!! *BONK*
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:51:57 GMT

 boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Todd Boatman) admits...
>puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) deduces:

>>Uh-oh! Do the initals MTLUG mean anythin' to ya?

>By jove, I think he's got it!
>
>I do attend MTLUG mtg's on occasion and can't wait to hear your
>presentation next month!  I'll be good, I promise (*snicker*).

Oh, no... *groan*... I've been found out. Discovered. The PuterLab
has been overrun... Oh, woe is me...

(For people wonderin' what the heck this is, MTLUG deals with a bunch
of computer graphics users that get together in a dark basement with
a bunch of mowers and bicycles around them to talk about what they're
gonna do the next month)      :)

Todd, you BETTER be good, or I'll show ya first hand what

# rm *

... really CAN do!    *grin*

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
Never overlook a slight or forget a grudge.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Bell bottoms and platform shoes...
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 15:39:41 GMT

In article <1e8a83INNsjl@rodan.UU.NET> dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner) writes:
>My Ripmare deleted for no good reason except I wanted to...
    ^^^^^^^
Like a nightmare, but worse huh?  I like it!

>>Great!  I love it!  But don't forget the bell-bottom pants and the
>>platform shoes!  Remember those?  Or are you just too damn young?
>>
>>rip
>
>
>I remember them both, unfortunately...I only ever wore the
>former as opposed to the latter... Just what I need, to be TALLER...
>yeah, right...

Well, just cause *you* scrape the stratosphere don't mean *some* of us
couldn't use a boost now and then....

>Have you noticed oh Ripmeister that the damn things are
>BOTH coming back into style ? Yick... Makes my skin
>crawl personally...

Well, as long as they are the hip-huggers, and worn by beautious
babes, I don't mind!  Gawd, I still remember the pair of
elephant-bells I had in Jr High school!  *shiver*

>How about you Diana ?
>
>Blade


Hell, I bet Diana had a pair of clogs! didinja?

rip
-- 
Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Newbie needs to meet cool women
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 15:54:53 GMT

In article <92321.183028LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu> LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>Yes the woman of my dreams has answered my plea...Oh its only you :)  Well I ju
>st broke up with my girlfriend and I say its about time.  But what I need now i
>s a cool (witty, humorous, not-afraid-to-speak-her-mind) kinda girl to converse
>with.  If you fit this category I'll be waiting for your reply......well what a
>re you waiting for, press F2 and tell me all about you.
>
>                   ==---da Long-Man--------->  PeAce OuT

Well Long Man, have I got the woman for you!  She has the body of a
goddess, the brains of genius, and the suppleness of a gymnast!  Her
name?  It's.... Destiny!!  Brewhahahahahahaahahha!!!!!!!


rip
-- 
Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
From: dks@sr.com (Dave K. Sprow)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Weekend! What for???
Date: 23 Nov 92 23:49:53 GMT
Reply-To: dks@srhqla.UUCP (Dave K. Sprow)
Organization: Silent Radio, Los Angeles

In article <722537518kai.kai@depeche.toppoint.de> kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:
>In article <1992Nov22.133444.4634@wetware.com> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) shares:
>>kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:
>>
>>] It's now 21:30 over here in Germany and I'm sitting at home
>>] doing homework. I mean it's WEEKEND and the only thing
>>] I can think of is how to finish these mountains of papers
>>] till monday :-(
>>
>>Ugh.
>
>Somehow I finished all exercises and today I won't do ANYTHING! :-)
>I just ignore the work that is still left... That's always the
>best solution: forget work!
>
>>] I hope your weekend is more funny than mine. But what are
>>] you doing on Saturday night? Are you staying at home with
>>] your family? Do you go to discos, cinemas, restaurants
>>] or what? Let us now!
>>
>>Well - I don't know about "funny" 8-)
>>
>>What we did:  drieux had found the Batman Returns
>>video (we hadn't seen it YET!!), so we picked up a 
>>pizza, and had pizza, wine and video!
>
>That could be my weekend: just having a nice evening...
>BTW: How was the video? (I haven't seen it either... :-) )
>
Well, after seeing it on video I begged CatWoman to wear the CatWoman
suit...  Ever had Michelle Pfeifer lick your face!?!

>>Diana
>
>Kai.
>--
>Kai Voigt, Werftstrasse 2, 2300 Kiel 14, Germany, +49 431 7297514
>How many wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

David 
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Michel Goudeseune <marcelg@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: nethack
Organization: ZOOiD BBS
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 05:30:26 GMT


Has anyone considered adding a new "weapon" to nethack?

What I'm thinking of is a Hug that you can wield, sorta like a sword.
The only difference is that it has a beneficial effect on the person 
it's applied against.

This idea came from a talk session with my brother, where I sent him a
*hug* and he mirrored it back to me, inflicting negative hit points on
me :-).

Perhaps someone could even weave this into the Castle saga...

Michel
Official Pronker of the RFA             marcelg@zooid.guild.org
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 16:30:31 -0500 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Rip's Deviant Dungeon (Was Re: Annoyances large and small
 <1992Nov12.152809.13861@sequent.com> 
 <1992Nov13.115013.9937@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> 
 <1992Nov15.223926.1613@sequent.com> 	<1992Nov17.132458.14968@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <Uf2HYpm00Xs2484T1I@andrew.cmu.edu>
	<1992Nov18.094210.26764@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>

rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
> *Richard tries to impress all with his ARC-history*
> Just because I was a newbie 2 months ago doesan't mean you nedd to
> baffle me with.....  :-)

*contrite voice* Oops, sorry. Can you forgive me?

> 
> >I think you are backing out  ... 'coz you are afraid for your reputation.
> 
> Ah Richard. Nothing could be further from the truth!  :-)

You mean you don't have a reputation? How charming.

RickI, the RoadRunner
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: ILY
Date: 18 Nov 1992 20:49:18 GMT
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigbang.berkeley.edu
Keywords: One more week

With only a week until I get to visit with my honey again I've been unable
to control an urge to shout something out to the world.  So let me climb up upon
the nearest mountain and yell......

I love you Lisa Mae.

scott
From: CE42@lafibm.lafayette.edu (CE42)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: RE: hi y'all...anyone home?
Date: 16 Nov 92 17:41:19 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <BxsKGr.Ayw@ns1.nodak.edu> divine@plains.NoDak.edu (Kevin Divine) writes:
>       -- I like to dream, Ilike to talk, I can't stand a day away from some
>form of chocolate :), and I hope to be talking to you guys more often.
>

Hmmmm, looks like you fit right in here Kevin!! Welcome to ARCland, we
hope you will be talking to us more often too! =)

Emily

>Kevin    divine@plains.NoDak.edu
>
>imagine yourself on a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies
>.
>.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: previous abortion flaming
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 12:31:03 -0500 
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
****tons of stuff deleted********
>         I'd much rather be throwing strawberries right about now...

Unfortunately our Strawberry is being locked in a VirtualDungeon right
now. She isn't available for throwing. Maybe later........

RickI, the RoadRunner
From: by24+@andrew.cmu.edu (Benjamin S. Yu)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Sweet words...
Date: 15 Nov 92 20:15:24 GMT
	<9674@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP>
Organization: Freshman, MCS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Well, i read this in Readers' Digest some while (year?) ago,

A couple was at a fine dining place and  a cross from their table sat
this beautiful model.  The husband whispered in his wife's ear, "Is she
beautiful? (i forgot the exzct words but is some big word of similar
meaning), But the one i love is you."

Ben Savageley
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: It's coming
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 07:24:51 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.211348.14205@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>In article <Bxyw7t.M6n@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
>>
>>It's coming....BITE!....the chronicles of a compassionate vampire.
>      ^^^^^^
>Is that supposed to be spelled with an "o" or a "u" ??   ;-)
>
>
>Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
>and Honoured Former President
>of the Romantic Fire Association

LIS!!!!!  I can't believe you said that!!  You better not let Ma hear
you talk like that or you might end up sucking on a bar of soap!!

I tell ya, the things a BigBro has to put up with, how embarrassing...

rip
-- 
Feb 11, 1650, Rene Descartes walks into a bar, The bartender asks "
would you like a beer ?"
Rene replies "I think not" and vanishes.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Romance & BDC's Thoughts
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 20:54:06 GMT

 kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw) sleepily mentions...

>Sure there maybe some people who are going to use your trust, but so
>what.  Ther will also be some people who will not abuse your trust, in
>fact they may return what you give to them ten fold....So relax, enjoy
>life as best you can...

Wise words. In any relationship (lover, friend, dog) you must be able to 
trust. People should be able to earn that trust. The hurt arises when
trust is betrayed.  I wouldn't trust a person that I just met with my
car keys, but I would to a few friends, a couple of family members,
and my wife. In other words, try to be realistic with that trust. 

BDC talks about taking a chance. I agree wholeheartedly. There are many
other people that are in the same exact boat. You must be able to relax,
take a little chance, and see what comes of it. You might get slapped,
you might get friendship, or whatever you may be looking for. But unless
you can take that chance, you'll never know.

When opportunity knocks, go ahead and open the door to see what's there. 
You can always close the door back. BUT, you might open door number 2
on that dream (whatever) that you have been searching for.

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
The soul is dyed with the color of its leisure thoughts.	-- Dean Inge
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: kitty heads
Keywords: kitties, purrin'
Organization: Intergraph
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:00:51 GMT

 rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) constitutes...

>>>I won't be dragged down into the PuterGutter!!  :-)
>>But, Ross. Down here we float! WE ALL FLOAT!!!

>Must be getting enough fiber....  Glad to see you are taking care of
>yourself... :-)

Does have it's good sides... I run more, plus I've been catchin' up
on readin' all these technical manuals... Bad side is the higher
water bill...   *grin*

>>Besides, I have found our best pets in the gutter...  Tux, Data, and Spock.
>...Dopey, Doc, Sleazy....

Oh, yeah. My friends, too...   

>>I'm still workin' on the helmet
>>which will glance blows from a teflon-covered object. I need somethin'
>>that would allow objects to just slide off. Someone mentioned "Pam",
>>but didn't give her last name!
>
>I think her last name is Yarborough.... PY jelly...

Sister of Cale? The one they call "Greased Lightnin'"? NOW I know
his secret!

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
Architecture is the printing press of all ages, and gives a history of the
state in which it was conducted.	-- Lady Morgan
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey)
Subject: Re: Introduction
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 00:08:46 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <cf30hLG00Xs2Q_Nw4B@andrew.cmu.edu> Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:
>> *snugs to all the ARC'ers out there*
>
>Snugs?!? What's that? SnugglingHugs? Or SemiNaughtyHugs?

(grins and winks) Why it's a combination between a hug and
snuggle, same things as a huggle :) These are much more nice and
softer and last longer... :) What can I say... I love to hug :)
and snug :)


>> Mary-Ann
>> *Semi-sorta-lurker of ARC*
>
>RickI, the RoadRunner
>*semi-avian at your service*

Nice to meet you RickI :)

Mary-Ann
-- 
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mary-Ann Verwey                    Hold on to the shining moments in times
verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca             of darkness, they will pull you through
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: What the?
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 19:54:38 GMT

 phoenix@cwis.unomaha.edu (Shannon Chris Saltzman) writes:

>This seems to be just a chatting thing and not really much to do 
>with romance.Am I wrong?

Not really. Well, kinda... This is alt.romance.CHAT, which means it tends
to get a little chatty here. :)   Most folks like the gentle banter
that goes on here. There also postin's of romantic stories, thoughts,
poems, etc...

>I mean I expected exchange of romantic ideas. Im not putting the
>group down I just want to know if this is what I thought it was or
>not. 

Well, this is an offshoot of alt.romance, where the idea of romance is
more talked about and clinically discussed, verses here where people
actually engage in romantic ideas...

Does that help?

>Thankyou

You're more than welcome...

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
The best qualification of a prophet is to have a good memory.
							-- Marquis of Halifax