From: v129j6ed@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (This is F.U.N.)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc,alt.comics.lnh
Subject: LNH: The CrossOver Caper (UnLimited StoryLine)
Date: 21 Jan 93 19:58:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
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Since we have not had an unlimited storyline since the end of the 
Cosmic Plot Device Caper about a year and a quarter ago, I decided
that I will start one up, and go from there.  Keep crossing this
over with Rec.Arts.Comics.Misc, so that people who can't read
A.C.L. can get involved.  We will follow the rules stated 
last semester of unlimited stories. Could someone repost
those rules for all to see?  Thanks.  I will have a couple of
plot points reserved after the first part of the story.
Keep the spirit of the LNH alive!!!!


The CrossOver Caper  (A plug so that the X-over Men enter the fray. :)  )
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Chapter 1
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Space, the final frontier. A very short time ago, from a system not so far
away, where no LNHer has gone before, without a rag-tag fugitive fleet,
a large cube zooms across the heavens, toward their next destination.
The exterior of the ship has nine different colored squares on each side 
of the cube, with a total of six different colors.  

Inside this behemoth monstrocity, the walls are filled with bodies, connected
to systems all over their ship.  In the center of the ship is a large cube,
with only one door, which is currently closed.  Suddenly, a loud twang is
sounded, and all of the beings, active or sleeping, turn their full 
attention to the black cube.  A darkened face appears on the walls of this
structure.  With a computer created voice, the figure speaks,

"My minions, I call you to inform you of our next objective.  We have 
conquered such bulletin boards such as Alt.Fan.Madonna and Alt.Ensign.Wesley.
Die.Die.Die.  A new board has sprung up, and we will deal with them as we
have done in the past.  The Cascaders will go on!!"

In unison, the Cascaders respond,

"Alt.Comics.Lnh will be assimiliated.   The LNHers will be humiliated.  Their
posts will be dehydrated.  Their reply posts will be belated.  Their cries 
will be sedated......"

For the next twenty minutes, the Cascaders continue to spout out rhyming
phrases.  

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Back at LNHeadquarters, RosterwReam is sitting at the main computer, updating
the current roster changes.  The name, Myk-El, has been taken from the LNH
roster, and has been placed on the Deceased Foes List.  Organic Lass, 
returning from her shopping spree, walks up to the hard at work RosterwReam.

"Hey Ream.  You are finally getting to the roster I see.  How is it going?"

"I've just started again.  Do you realize how much material we have on
just the LNHers?  That's not even counting all of our allies and enemies.
This is going to take awhile.  I'm going to see if List Lad will give me
a hand.  By the way, what do you have there?"

"Oh, this stuff?  I needed some material because I'm going to work on a
new costume.  I am tired of the old one, and its the in-thing to do."
Organic Lass looks around the main hallway.  "What happened to everybody?"

"They went off to check up on some disturbance downtown.  They said they
will call when they have a chance."

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"Duck!!", cries The Incredible Man-Who-Has-No-Life.

Apathy Lad stares at See-Saw, member of the villianous LumberJerks, who swings
his left bladed arm right at Apathy Lad's neck.  Before See-Saw can make the
final cut, the Ultimate Ninja, with his super-human speed, pulls Apathy Lad
away from being a cut-up.  Meanwhile, Sig.File Man duels, with a sig file in
hand, the Login Lady with a log.  Within the local tool shop, Time-Waster Lad
and Cannon Fodder battle the infamous Axing Rose.  

Unknown to the battling participants, an old man walks up the stairs of 
Net.ropolis Savings Bank.  As he reaches for the door, a tall figure pushes
him out of the way.

"I know you, you whipper-snapper.", the elderly man shouts out after falling
to the ground.

The Ultimate Ninja turns to see one of his favorite people he would like to
see dead.  Table.  Noticing Table's backpack is filled, the Ninja figures
that Table is robbing a small bank.  How common of him, the Ninja thinks.
Putting his hand into the nearest bush, he grabs a small chunk of it, 
and makes a diving-leap at his enemy.   

Fearing he will be disemboweled by the Ultimate Ninja, Table puts his wrist
to his face and says, "BootySlide. LumberJerks. Four. Now!!"

As the Ultimate Ninja reaches his foe, he only flies thru Table, and lands next
to the old man.  

"You've gotta be a little faster there, son. You may be losing your touch."

Tired of not being able to win battles or complete his missions, the Ultimate
Ninja pulls out his Ginsu Katana Blade, and grabs the old man.

"Look.  I am sick of hearing that I am not as good as I think I am.  In fact,
I am better than that.  I would like to have seen you do the same."

With his face full of fear, the old man tries to squirm away from the Ninja's
grasp.  Finally, he is freed, and runs into the bank.

*****************************************************************************

"We need to get in touch with our inner feelings.  Now everybody, hold your
neighbor's hand."

In the LNH's Dining facility, Politically-Correct Person leads the current
membership of the LNH, both active and reserve, in a soul-searching gathering.

"With everything that we have been through, including the act of betrayal by
our former member, Myk-El, we need to purge these uneasy feelings we have,
and share them with us, so we can be free of our bonds.  Why don't we start
with, Sarcastic Boy."

Sarcastic Boy notices the whole of the LNH looking at him, waiting for him
to stand.  Slowly, he rises and begins to speak:

"Well, I umm, feel that noone will pay attention to me.  I felt totally
alone.  So, I decided that the only way to gain other people's attention is
to be sarcastic.  I thought that either think I am funny, or they would think
I was cool, and...."

Doctor Stomper, having enough of this, stands up and shouts:

"This is stupid.  That is all we need.  You will have all of us questioning
ourselves.  We will lose our self-confidence.  We are heroes.  We need this
internal struggle to keep us going."

"Can you wait until it is your turn.  This is supposed to cleanse your being."

"I have to agree with Doc," interrupts Multi-Tasking Man. "It is part of our
personality.  If you take that away from us, then we will be just like 
character from Marvel.  I may not be the best at what I do, but I like doing
it."

WHOOP!!WHOOP!!WHOOP!!WHOOP!!WHOOP!!WHOOP!!WHOOP!!WHOOP!!WHOOP!!WHOOP!!WHOOP!!

Comics-Snob-Boy, who is closest to the nearest terminal, logs into the main
frame.  

"What's going on?" inquires Kid Poetry.

"I believe we are being scanned from a nearby source, but I am unable to
tell from where."

A strange sounds starts to fill the room.  

"What's that?", questions Kid Anarky.

"Oh My God!!!! Look!!", yells Kid-Frothing-At-the-Mouth.

The group turn their attention to the three LNHers who seem to be vanishing
in front of their eyes.  Multi-Tasking Man, Old Comics Man, and Kid Kirby
disappear from view.

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Well, that is the first part to this unlimited story.  
I request that these questions be reserved for myself:

Who is the leader of the Cascaders?
What happened to Multi-Tasking Man, Old Comics Man, and Kid Kirby?

Remember, you add other storylines, but we cannot have too many.  Since I
have started this one, I guess I will be editor.   Try to work with the
material  that is used, and let's not have 10 stories going on at once.

Have a day!

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"If you love your fun, die for it!" - The Power of Lard - Lard
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Jef Kolodziej                    Cliche Dude                    The KaTeFan(tm)
v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu           State University of New York at Buffalo
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