From: sl859@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics
Subject: Re: LNH/LNV/BoENV continued....
Date: 7 Sep 92 00:22:11 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

	"Stop the Carnage!  Stop the repressed Feelings!  YOU MUST CHANGE OR BE
SMITTEN!  Let me give you the key to all imortality, do not reject me!"
screamed the All-knowing-last-chance-whiner-Destiny Woman, who had reapeared!
"VVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSCCCCCCCCHHHHHHRRRUCNCK!!!!!"
blorted Onomato-puweeah person.  AKLCWDWoman cried in agony as she was crushed
by the Enormous weight of the sound FX bubble landed squarely on her!
        "oh kay." thought Time Crapper.  Well none of us really want to live
forever anyway... Right?  Interlude was obviously nearby, because he really
thought he had nothing to do with this part.  
	"WRONG!" cried a fiesty old man with thick brown framed glasses. 
"The Answer is Everyone wants to live forever!"
	"Who's that?"  piped the entire LNH/V turning to Captain Continuity
who was biting his fingernails!  
	"MacLaughlin  Man!" murmured CC. "He is the one that brings in his 
political views as reality."
	"Why did you have to bring him into the story?" queried Adamant 
Authority on Everything.  "You already have me!?"
	"Hey dont blame me I am just trying to explain this mess."
Captain Continuity, "I will now unveil my new heroes. They're the reason that
nothing makes sense PostTimeShifter, PlotChopper and Dyslexia!" 
	The multicolored background opened to reveal three superbeings.  Post-
TimeShifter was almost transparent.  He was not here at the time or was he. 
PlotChopper was a huge bulky man who carried a very large PlotAXE.  Dyslexia
was a crosseyed female who read things into everything and read things out of
everything.  Captain Continuity turned and flailed his arms into the air in the
direction of the three new comers.  "See, its NOT my fault!  Its theirs!"
"I cannot be responsible for all the dangling plotlines! and blasted crossovers
that grab any and all heroes everywhere."
	Acton Lord sat back and scanned the three newcomers.  What would this
mean for his quest for imortality?  They could just cut him off with one fell
swoop and he'd need to rely on his many simulacrums.  But what if he couldnt
transfer his consciousness into them?  And yet if he could harness their powers
he could profit greatly.  Already Dyslexia was being blamed for making Acton 
Lord the greatest threat to the universe, and yet even by his first claims he
was considered small potatoes.  If he could get the comsic Control writers to 
continue to misread this escapade  through the power of Dyslexia he could even
become the SUPREME MEANY of ALL TIMES!  The only way he could imagine the
realization of his maniacal scheme was dreadfully simple.  If they loved him
then he could call on their powers as he desired.  Only one person really could
manipulate the heart strings of so many...  ROMANTIC-INUENDO!!!  But to find
him Acton Lord would have to travel to a most degrading dimension:  The Letter
Page!  Would Acton Lord reply in time to avoid the mess up of PostTimeShifter 
and PlotChopper!  Or will the timelaspes in the newsuniverse timestream be
warped enough to smash Acton Lord's plans!  Worse might be that the whole thing
gets dropped, the work of PlotChopper...

								wReam...

P.S.  And what of Sig Lad?  Will he stand idly by as his universe is carved
by a foreign unfeeling maniac?

P.P.S.  And what of wReam's efforts to become a hero himself...  Will he
Expand his mini "w" into wizard intime to champion justice.  Or will he
flip the "w" over to make an "m" and then become master.  And How long
will it take for my envelope to get to Dave's so I can draw a retalitory
poster...  Hrmph!   (stupid holidays!)
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