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From: cam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Chris Malcolm)
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Transport subsidies - Was: Car Parking
Date: 11 Jan 93 17:55:17 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <1993Jan11.133620.2908@lsl.co.uk> snail@lsl.co.uk writes:
>In article <930108.154435.9K6.rusnews.w165w@mantis.co.uk>, mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
>> anw@maths.nott.ac.uk (Dr A. N. Walker) writes:
>>>                                                                   And how
>>> do I get a piled-up trolley-load of vegetables from Sainsbury's to my home?

>> Personally, I use my two lower limbs.  That's because I go to a small local

>No I think Andy Walker's problem is that he needs to buy a trolley full of
>shopping, not two bags full,

I have established by repeated trials that it is possible to get a
completely full supermarket shopping trolley loaded onto a motorcycle,
using panniers, tank top bag, and rear carrier. It's possible to get
the wife on too! It takes longer to load than a car boot, but it saves
a lot on the journey time, since I pass hundreds of cars in
slow-moving queues on the ten-minute journey to the suprmarket. And
parking is always easy, since motorcycles have to use up one car
space, leaving plenty of space for another bike or two in the same
slot.
-- 
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Department of Artificial Intelligence,    Edinburgh University
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From: des@inmos.co.uk (David Shepherd)
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Hi-fi TV sound?
Date: 8 Jan 93 10:08:33 GMT
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

wilcox@vax.oxford.ac.uk wrote:
: Is it possible to obtain, fairly cheaply, devices which pick up television
: signals and output decent stereo sound through an amp to speakers? I ask
: because although I can very happily live with a cheap small television's
: picture (it comes with the house so there's no cost above the licence) I'm now
: so used to hi-fi sound that a tinny mono speaker grates on the ears. This is
: especially noticable when I'm watching opera on the box: the voices are
: horribly distorted and the orchestra sinks into mush.

I'm afraid that this doesn't quite fit into the description of being 
cheap, but, in this situation you could use a Nicam video recorder -
when I watch TV I always use the video channel as (i) my video has
remote control while the TV doesn't, and (ii) I feed the stero out
signals from the video into my amplifier and get the sound through my
hi-fi system. The only time I don't do this is the rare times when I
want to watch one channel and am recording another - then its back to
mono TV speaker.

The disadvantages are

i) cost - This isn't the cheap add on unit solution that you want.
ii) room arrangement - options for where you put things in a room can
be drastically limited if the TV has to go between the speakers rather
than be stuck in the corner as usual!
iii) connecting it all up - you may find that your amplifier doesn't have
enough inputs to cope with two tape machines (video and cassette) so
you may need a switch box as well.


If your TV has a SCART socket then a cheap solution would be to
get a SCART cable through which you could connect the (mono) sound
from the TV into a hi-fi system - at least you would be avoiding the
tinny tv speaker.

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From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Hi-fi TV sound?
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 14:48:16 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

wilcox@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
> Is it possible to obtain, fairly cheaply, devices which pick up television
> signals and output decent stereo sound through an amp to speakers?

Yes.  Many hi-fi shops sell them.  Cost is around 150-200 pounds minimum,
though, so to be perfectly honest you might as well buy a cheap NICAM video.


mathew
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Transport subsidies - Was: Car Parking
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 93 19:47:33 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

anw@maths.nott.ac.uk (Dr A. N. Walker) writes:
>In article <930108.154435.9K6.rusnews.w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew
><mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>>Personally, I use my two lower limbs.  That's because I go to a small local
>>supermarket.  What, you say, there isn't a small local supermarket near you?
> 
>         No, I don't say that.  There's one within two-lower-limb range, at
> least *going*;  coming back is a little harder, as they really don't like me
> to waltz off with their trolleys, and also it's uphill.

Get a trolley-basket?  As used by little old ladies?

>                                But, because it's local and small, it just
> doesn't carry the range or the quality that Sainsbury's does.

Make friends with a Russian.  You'll gain a little perspective.

>>Well, that's the fault of car culture.  Small supermarkets are closing and
>>being replaced by big out-of-town supermarkets, because people want to park.
> 
>         They do indeed want to park, but that applies even at small super-
> markets (which in turn have displaced the tiny local grocers etc).

Yes, but not in such numbers.  Small supermarkets have a much larger
proportion of their customers arriving by bike, foot, or bus.

> The big ones are simply *better*.

No, that's not the only difference.


mathew
From: grc@stl.stc.co.uk (Gary Cook)
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Drugs
Date: 8 Jan 93 09:39:11 GMT
Organization: STC Technology Ltd., London Road, Harlow, UK.
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>   In article <1993Jan7.142137.23932@tadtec.uucp> Tim Steele <tjfs@tadtec.co.uk> writes:

>      Secondly, a friend showed me his toxicology textbook which had a whole 
>      chapter devoted to arguing the case for banning alcohol and replacing it 
>      with cannabis.  
>
>      - Alcohol makes some people aggressive; cannabis doesn't
>
>      - The LD50 for alcohol is less than a bottle of spirits (less than 10x MED);
>	the LD50 for cannabis is enormous (no-one has died of it, but 
>	extrapolations from mice show you'd have to eat about 300 lbs of it)
>

 Yeh ! But you can't drink cannabis can you ? I mean ? what would you do
when you went for what used to be a nice social 1 pint drink ..... 
Ummm couple of drags of a joint ? Wow ! How refreshing !

Naaaaaaaah !

Give me a pint anyday.

-grc.

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From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: Mornington Crescent rules anyone?   
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 21:41:23 GMT

Does anyone fancy a game of old Mornington?

If so, I'll start at King's Cross (I usually do) and travel to Euston.
I'll change there.

I think the Paisley Park rules are best suited under these playing conditions,
so I suggest we use those.

Lloyd Wood
L.H,Wood@ukac.lut
From: ian@pharaoh.cyborg.bt.co.uk (Speed Freak)
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Think of a number
Date: 8 Jan 93 17:42:48 GMT
Organization: large

G.Joly@cs.ucl.ac.uk (Gordon Joly) writes:
>Next question: where is the highest concentration of Indian,
>Bangaladeshi and Pakistani peoples (taken together) outside the Indian
>sub-continent?

Birmingham ?

Ian.
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From: wscc90r@ecs.soton.ac.uk (Wilson Chiu)
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Record shops (LPs)
Date: 7 Jan 93 11:20:11 GMT
Distribution: uk

In <CC.93Jan6172710@arran.dcs.ed.ac.uk> cc@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Chris Cooke) writes:


>True - there was a small but growing demand for LaserDisc some years ago, but
>I gather that Philips decided to kill the LaserDisc market stone dead.
>Overnight, they suddenly stopped production and distribution of new LaserDisc
>players in the UK, apparently because CD-Video was due to be out soon and

					do you mean CD-I? 'cause CD-V
needs a LD player for playback, doesn't it? I thought CD-V are those
little CD sized gold discs with usually about 4-5 audio tracks and one
video track. And CD-I is that latest wonder toy from Philips that lets
you play audio CDs, CD-Interactive discs and those wonderful new Kodak
Photo-CDs.........I don't like it because I bought a second hand Amiga
CDTV a while back.


>they didn't want it to be harmed by a thriving market for an "obsolete"
>format, LaserDisc.  Then CD-Video was delayed, and didn't exactly set the
>world on fire when it finally appeared, despite the killing of LaserDisc to
>pave the way for it, leaving Philips with another two dead formats to add to
>their large list.  The Edinburgh LaserDisc Centre (or whatever they were
>called) were rather pissed off, to say the least, when they were forced to
>close down as a result of these shenanigans.

>Is Philips still going down the pan?  I wouldn't be surprised...
>--
>	-- Chris. 	cc@dcs.ed.ac.uk   (on Janet, cc@uk.ac.ed.dcs)

Wils
From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Oil spills - history
Date: 7 Jan 93 13:06:40 GMT
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

In article <1993Jan6.104110.1601@infodev.cam.ac.uk>, ph10@cus.cam.ac.uk (Philip Hazel) writes:
> Anybody remember the year of the Torrey Canyon disaster? Everybody interviewed
> on News at Ten last night seemed to be too young to remember it, as they were
> all claiming yesterday's accident was the first major oil spill on British
> shores. But then we found we couldn't remember when the Torrey Canyon wreck
> actually happened...

Yes, I remember I student at CCAT in cambridge in '88 who was really keen on
Vietnam history. He'd seen footage of the Torrey Canyon and was convinced
Napalm was used on it, distintive flash he claimed...
-- 
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From: bcollins@axion.bt.co.uk (Bill Collins)
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Light (Bulbs)
Date: 8 Jan 93 13:43:42 GMT
Reply-To: bcollins@axion.bt.co.uk (Bill Collins)
Distribution: uk
Organization: British Telecom Research Labs


In article <C0ICw4.B99@exnet.co.uk>, dhd@exnet.co.uk (Damon) writes:
|> In article <2367@mrcu> mark.whalley@uk.co.gec-mrc (Mark Whalley) writes:
|> >Help,
|> > I am looking for one of those 'light bulb' things which show the effects of 
|> >solar radiation pressure. You know what I mean, a large light bulb, sealed, with
|> >a vacuum inside and 4 squares (one side black, one side white) each fixed, 
|> >paddle like, to an arm of a, horizontal, cross and the whole lot balanced on a
|> >point.  When you put it in the light - it rotates!
|> >Problem is WHERE CAN I GET ONE FROM????
|> 
|> A shop that sells executive toys...  That's where I got my last one
|> (when FAR too young to be an exec, ie 13... well...  FAR too young for
|> *me* to be an exec B^>).


If memory serves, they used to be called a Crooke's Radiometer (don't ask me why).
Places like Proops in Tottenham Court Road, London, used to sell them as scientific
novelties; now they would appear to be executive novelties ... probably means a higher 
price tag :-(



Regards,
	Bill Collins

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Newsgroups: uk.misc
From: mark@mark-one.inet-uk.co.uk (Mark Powell)
Subject: Re: VIZspeak - What is frottage ?
Organization: Mark-One Public Access UNIX (+44 942 273926)
Distribution: uk
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 00:48:13 GMT

In article <29888@castle.ed.ac.uk> jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (Jeremy Henderson) writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.173403.710@rtf.bt.co.uk> mclo@rtf.bt.co.uk (John McLoughlin) writes:
>~Guess who got a VIZ album for Xmas !! The subject line says it all; so, just
>~what is 'frottage' ? The word was used in the context of an insult or 
>~obscenity. Any pointers from the suitably depraved ?
>
>Frottage is rubbing against someone for sexual pleasure, for example in
>a crowded place.

  I believe that frottage is rubbing against another for sexual pleasure.
It would seem from other posters that there is some debate about whether
this is clothed or unclothed or either.
  From a sexual dictionary that I glanced through in a book shop (honest.)
A coloquial (sp? too many beers sorry) term for rubbing one's penis
against people in queues/crowded places is "Bustle Punching."

>===Jeremy Henderson===jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk=          
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From: cc@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Chris Cooke)
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Record shops (LPs)
Date: 6 Jan 93 17:27:10 GMT
Distribution: uk
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Edinburgh, Scotland

In article <20940@acorn.co.uk> steve@acorn.co.uk (Steve "daffy" Hunt) writes:

   : them.  It's sad, but life's like that.  If there was demand for LaserDisc,
   : manufacturers would make them.  Also, if I must use video, I'd much rather

   Well, you're demanding them.  I doubt you're the only one.  If there
   was industry commitment to the format, demand would grow.  Format wars
   are led by the corporations, not the customer - remember the video
   tape format wars.

True - there was a small but growing demand for LaserDisc some years ago, but
I gather that Philips decided to kill the LaserDisc market stone dead.
Overnight, they suddenly stopped production and distribution of new LaserDisc
players in the UK, apparently because CD-Video was due to be out soon and
they didn't want it to be harmed by a thriving market for an "obsolete"
format, LaserDisc.  Then CD-Video was delayed, and didn't exactly set the
world on fire when it finally appeared, despite the killing of LaserDisc to
pave the way for it, leaving Philips with another two dead formats to add to
their large list.  The Edinburgh LaserDisc Centre (or whatever they were
called) were rather pissed off, to say the least, when they were forced to
close down as a result of these shenanigans.

Is Philips still going down the pan?  I wouldn't be surprised...
--
	-- Chris. 	cc@dcs.ed.ac.uk   (on Janet, cc@uk.ac.ed.dcs)

		
Newsgroups: uk.misc
From: dhd@exnet.co.uk (Damon)
Subject: Re: VIZspeak - What is frottage ?
Organization: ExNet Systems Ltd Public Access News, London, UK
Distribution: uk
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 20:23:32 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.173403.710@rtf.bt.co.uk> mclo@rtf.bt.co.uk (John McLoughlin) writes:
>Hello,
>
>Guess who got a VIZ album for Xmas !! The subject line says it all; so, just
>what is 'frottage' ? The word was used in the context of an insult or 
>obscenity. Any pointers from the suitably depraved ?

Concise Oxford English Dictionary 1984:

frottage n.  1. (Psych.) abnormal desire for contact between clothed
bodies of oneself and another.  2. (Art)  Technique or process of
taking rubbing from uneven surface to form basis of work of art.  [F, =
rubbing (frotter rub f. OF froter; see -age)].

I suggest Viz had (1) in mind.  B^>  It's usually taken to involve
vigorous rubbing together of the clothed bodies---a popular Victorian
pastime Radio 4 would have us believe.  B^>  B^>

Damon
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Newsgroups: uk.misc
From: dave@dhcs.demon.co.uk (Dave Hodgkinson)
Subject: Re: Drugs
Organization: IISC, dept of hackery.
	<1993Jan7.142137.23932@tadtec.uucp>
Apparently-To: mail2news@news.demon.co.uk
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 17:45:52 +0000

In article <1993Jan7.142137.23932@tadtec.uucp> Tim Steele <tjfs@tadtec.co.uk> writes:

   Secondly, a friend showed me his toxicology textbook which had a whole 
   chapter devoted to arguing the case for banning alcohol and replacing it 
   with cannabis.  

   - Alcohol makes some people aggressive; cannabis doesn't

   - The LD50 for alcohol is less than a bottle of spirits (less than 10x MED);
     the LD50 for cannabis is enormous (no-one has died of it, but 
     extrapolations from mice show you'd have to eat about 300 lbs of it)

But there are side effects to cannabis, but I'm buggered if I caaan
remember them!

   Makes you think!

er....

   Tim

Dave
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From: Geraint.Jones@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Geraint Jones)
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: scenes from the lives of the great cartoonists
Date: 10 Jan 93 13:53:06 GMT
Organization: Scrabster and Eriboll Armoured Kilt and Exploding Sporran Company
Originator: geraint@clts1.comlab

One of the (few) benefits of moving flat again last year was
that I rediscovered the lost copy of Martin Rowson's `Scenes 
from the Lives of the Great Socialists' (Grapheme 1983).

Does anyone know whether Martin Rowson is still `performing'
in public?  Where?
							   g

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Newsgroups: uk.misc
From: dhd@exnet.co.uk (Damon)
Subject: Re: Transport subsidies - Was: Car Parking
Organization: ExNet Systems Ltd Public Access News, London, UK
Distribution: uk
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 22:05:41 GMT

In article <29907@castle.ed.ac.uk> eset08@castle.ed.ac.uk (J Strobridge) writes:
>
>
>There really *is* a problem with subsidies though and not paying full
>costs for things such as public transport.   I was down in rural Devon
>recently where the bus service exists but is heavily subsidised and even
>so only runs for part of the day - usually the morning/evening and I was
>taking to a taxi driver - who runs an expensive service that just about
>pays its way - but he wanted to set up a small bus service of his own to 
>commute round the several outlying farms and villages.    Trouble was,
>with the inital outlay on the bus and other expenses there was no way he
>was going to be able to charge a competitive fare with the main bus
>company and so he couldn't hope to run a link service to the major towns
>where he would make the bulk of his profit.    Consequently I think he'd
>decided not to bother - and I suspect this is the case with most other
>budding entrepreneurs out that way!    If you haven't got the
>opportunity to compete you just don't bother to try so I'm left paying
>for a lousy bus service that only works when it wants to and not when I
>need it!   

If you're the French government you just ban competition that might be
embarrassing.  So, for example, long-distance coaches are banned
because that would compete with (and undercut) the expensive TGV
service.

There are more scandalous examples too, like the bus service from Paris
to Orly Airport...

Damon
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From: G.Joly@cs.ucl.ac.uk (Gordon Joly)
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Cable TV Picture Quality
Date: 7 Jan 93 18:29:27 GMT


Also the sound, which tends to be very variable across
channels.

Gordon.

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Newsgroups: uk.misc
From: sb380@cs.city.ac.uk (Andy Holt)
Subject: Re: Teletext was Video Plus
Organization: City University
Date:  6 Jan 93 09:04:00 GMT

In <1993Jan5.195232.16666@unipalm.co.uk> keith@unipalm.co.uk (Keith Mitchell) writes:

>The new ITV/CH4 is much better - the presence of regional news is
>particularly to be commended. 
Though it would be nicer if the numbering was marginally more consistent,
the best national index is on 403, but the equivalent regional index is
432.                            ^
  ^
Having to remember a different page number for each channel is bad enough

Andy Holt

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From: cudat@csv.warwick.ac.uk (J M Hicks)
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Hyphening
Date: 8 Jan 1993 18:21:45 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: poppy.csv.warwick.ac.uk

My favourite is "mole-
station".
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From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: uk.misc
Subject: Re: Mornington Crescent rules anyone?
Date: Wed, 06 Jan 93 17:34:19 GMT
Distribution: uk
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

fofp@castle.ed.ac.uk (M Holmes) writes:
> gerry@keele.ac.uk (G.D.Pratt) writes:
> >Ok - I give in. Please let me in on what Mornington Crescent (THE GAME) is
> >all about. Is it a wind-up or what. I am confused.
> 
> I can email you a copy of the English Standard Rules. These will be
> superseded this year though when the Channel Tunnel is opened.

They need revising anyway.  Mornington Crescent is currently closed, and so
there has been talk of declaring an alternate end point for non-Championship
matches until the station is re-opened.  I believe the most likely candidate
is Russell Square.


mathew

Xref: sparky uk.misc:2471 talk.bizarre:44294
From: gdb15@grebe.cl.cam.ac.uk (Guy Barry)
Newsgroups: uk.misc,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hyphening
Date: 11 Jan 93 15:19:04 GMT
Reply-To: gdb15@cl.cam.ac.uk
Organization: U of Cambridge Computer Lab, UK

In article <8141@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>In article <3363@ucl-cs.uucp> G.Joly@cs.ucl.ac.uk (Gordon Joly) writes:
>
>#  Is the word "rape" ever funny? Not in my book. 
>
>Then your book obviously isn't the Flanders and Swann Song Book.
>
>-- Ken Johnson  "Have some madeira, m'dear,
>                 The words seemed to ring in her ear,
>                 Until the next morning
>                    She woke up in bed
>                 With a smile on her lips
>                    And an ache in her head,
>                 And a beard in her ear-hold that tickled and said
>                 Have some Madeira, m'dear!"
>
>A BEER TOKEN TO THE FIRST PERSON TO XPOST THIS TO
>ALT.SEXUAL.ABUSE.RECOVERY. 

And two beer tokens to the first person to find the word "rape" in
this song.  (By the way, Ken, it's "earhole", not "ear-hold".)

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