HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: wolf@leland.Stanford.EDU (Andy Wolfsberg)
Subject: Re: Tucker's e-mail
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 03:42:26 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.025320.5238@athena.mit.edu> dks@athena.mit.edu (dks) writes:
>
>Unless you'd like your kids held responsible for your crimes,
>please leave the guy alone.  He doesn't need us, we don't need him.
                                                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

We might :). Just think of all the tidbits he could tell us about.
Like the time that dad tried to round up 4 neighbors to
help pick up the running lawnmower and "clip" the hedge quickly.
That wuz our boy Tuckster who told pop that it twern't such a
good idea (fingers flying and all would be just a little to upsetting
for Marylin who was busy making lemonade...).

Or the time that dad ...


>
>Thanks.
>
>
>Dhanesh
>

Andy (Don't bug the guy  -- That's my opinion and it could be yours...
                            ...for a price)

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: Re: Abortion is Stealing! (was Re: DATELINE: Bush fucks up!)
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 14:55:54 GMT

Kurt Ludwick writes:

>>Bush/Quayle oppose abortion, but would support their family members who
>>had one.

>>This seems so bizarre to me.  Bush and Quayle seem to be saying "I don't
>>believe in it personally, but I would let others make their own decision."

>No. They are saying, "Even if my daughter were to do such a wrong and terrible
>thing, I would not disown her or condemn her because I love her."

>This makes a lot of sense to me.

>They did NOT say (and they do not believe) that abortion should be legal for
>their family, only.  That would not only be wrong, but it would be (much
>less importantly) political suicide.

Somebody already pointed it out a week or two ago, but it bears repeating.
The key phrase in GHHB's answer was "well, who else's choice would it be?".
This is the very definition of the pro-choice position.

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dbj@cs.washington.edu (Dave Johnson)
Subject: Re: Bye Bye Dan
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, U. of Washington, Seattle
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 17:59:16 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.145410.27113@ugle.unit.no> leifmk@Lise.Unit.NO (Leif Magnar Kj|nn|y) writes:
>
>No, what's going to happen is the following:
>	-During the next month, Bush will call on an international embargo
>	 against Norway to punish us for whaling.  After several weeks of this,
>	 he will announce that the embargo isn't working.
>	-One or two weeks before the election, we get bombed.  Norway has even
>	 less of a chance than Iraq did.  It'll be even easier than invading
>	 the State of Washington; a quick victory to rush some IQ-reducing
         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>	 adrenalin through a sufficient proportion of the American voters... 

Hey, watch it--we've got nuclear weapons here!  And we're all
flaming liberals!  We even passed an abortion initiative....
Geez, maybe George WILL attack us.

I am awfully curious about what the Republicans are going to
do about the election.  Do they think they can wait until October
again?  There were lots of rumors flying during the primaries
that the Repubs had lots of dirt on Clinton--have they already
blown their wad, or are they waiting til the last minute so
there's no time to respond to last-minute nastiness?
-- 
  Dave Johnson

"You're not too smart, are you?  I like that in a man."
    --Kathleen Turner in Body Heat
From: jberger@novell.com (John Berger)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Murphy's lover with another woman? What will JDQ think?
Keywords: dan murphy
Date: 1 Sep 92 18:40:38 GMT
Organization: Novell, Inc.

I saw an ad last night for a new series starring the actor who played Jerry 
Gold (? Gould?), one of Murphy Brown's two lovers and possible father of 
her child (the other was her ex-husband).  What will JDQ think when he sees 
him with another woman, never sending child support payments to MB?  

BTW:  Saw in the paper today that JDQ said in a speech after Candace Bergen 
won her Emmy award: "I just have one thing to say:  Murphy, you owe me!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: murthy@aslws01.asl.dl.nec.com (Vasudev Murthy)
Subject: Quayle in Florida?
Organization: NEC America, Inc. Irving, Texas
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 18:44:47 GMT


I wonder if I missed something. Did Dan Quayle visit Florida
after Hurricane Andrew? Any verbal pearls?

Thanks!

Vasudev
-- 
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murthy@asl.dl.nec.com      my own  and have nothing to do with
(214) 518-5031             Advanced Switching Lab, NEC America, Inc.
1525 Walnut Hill Lane Irving TX 75038
From: mitch@lsil.com (Mitch Sako)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Bye Bye Dan
Date: 4 Sep 92 00:21:57 GMT
Reply-To: mitch@lsil.com
Organization: LSI Computing Systems

In article 085215JFL4@psuvm.psu.edu, JFL4@psuvm.psu.edu () writes:
>>Clinton - 56%
>>Bush    - 36%
>>Leaving Clinton with a 20 point lead....
>This is bad.  The belief on anyone's part that Clinton "has it in the
>bag" is very bad.  There's a lot of time between now and November.  Any
>type of complacency *will* lead to disaster.  Clinton, and anyone who
>supports him, needs to work like he's 20 points *behind*.

You got that right.  Just after the gulf war fiasco, the bushman looked
absolutely positively unbeatable.  Ron Brown looked like an idiot and
nobody would step up to the podium.  How quickly things change.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: glass@adcalc.fnal.gov (Michael Glass)
Subject: Re: "I can even forgive Bush for Dan Quayle, but not for this."
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-a4  
Reply-To: glass@adcalc.fnal.gov
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory
Distribution:  world
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 20:43:44 GMT

     In article <JASON.92Aug31124754@ab20.larc.nasa.gov> Jason C. Austin
<j.c.austin@larc.nasa.gov> writes:

     [No need to repeat it--you have all read about how the Hurricane
      wasn't Geo. Bush's fault.]

     If I may add briefly to Ms. Stanton's excellent reply:

     After hurricane Hugo and the 1989 San Francisco earthquake, FEMA was
_roundly_ criticized for being much more than the proverbial day late.
Neither "emergency" nor "management" fit its plans--all that remained
was "federal" and "agency."

     The problem is that George Bush and his cronies in the White House
don't really view their function as serving the public.  If they did,
heads would have rolled in 1989 and FEMA would have been johnny-on-the-
spot next time around.  Bush probably said all the right things when he
heard about the hurricane, but I'd bet it never entered his little head
that the federal government, Geo. Bush presiding, is supposed to DO
something.

-- Michael Glass
   glass@adcalc.fnal.gov
From: APPMS@CUNYVM.BITNET (Alexandre Pechtchanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Quayleisms and Bushisms (Was: Re: Quayle/Bush Competency?)
Date: 31 Aug 92 15:11:41 GMT
 <17ji3vINNq0q@agate.berkeley.edu> <1992Aug28.182401.6733@u.washington.edu>
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

In article <1992Aug28.182401.6733@u.washington.edu>,
sieferme@milton.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman) says:
>
>In article <17ji3vINNq0q@agate.berkeley.edu> mazzarel@oreo.berkeley.edu (Ariel
>Mazzarelli) writes:
>>
>>"How did you do on your test Ariel?"
>>
>>"I quayled it."
>>
>(other quayleism deleted)
>
>Good idea.  How about the obvious, like:
>(more quayleisms deleted for the sake of bandwidth)
>
> further submissions requested
>
Will some kind soul undertake a task of collecting all these quayleisms
and bushisms and then post a summary?  I'm sure it will be much appreciated
by all of us (sorry - can't volunteer myself - I accidently deleted most of
the gems)
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From: afc@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Tucker's e-mail
Date: 1 Sep 92 10:16:02 -0500

In article <1992Sep1.035421.29547@uwm.edu>, pape@miller.cs.uwm.edu writes:
> In article <1992Sep1.025320.5238@athena.mit.edu> dks@athena.mit.edu (dks) writes:
>>
>>Unless you'd like your kids held responsible for your crimes,
>>please leave the guy alone.  He doesn't need us, we don't need him.
> 
> Well stated. Just because this poor sap was unfortunate enough to be born to
> the the Danster, that doesn't mean he is anything like his father. The guy
> already has enough problems, if what I hear is correct. Can you imagine 
> growing up with Danny Boy as your father??????  

What about Marilyn as your mother???????!!
> >>
>>Thanks.
>>
>>Dhanesh
> 
> Patrick Pape
> pape@miller.cs.uwm.edu
> 
A. F. Cockburn
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: sgrenander@NASAMAIL.JPL.NASA.GOV (Sven Grenander)
Subject: Re: "I can even forgive Bush for Dan Quayle, but not for this."
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 22:26:20 GMT

In article <JASON.92Aug31124754@ab20.larc.nasa.gov>, jason@ab20.larc.nasa.gov (Jason Austin) writes:

......
> is ridiculous.  It's not even Bush's job to monitor each state's
> emergency preparedness.  This is just another liberal scam to take
                                                ^^^^^^^
> advantage of people's pain for political gain.
> --
> Jason C. Austin
> j.c.austin@larc.nasa.gov

Could you be a little more specific ?

-Sven
From: pape@miller.cs.uwm.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Presidential Polls (Was: Re: Bye Bye Dan)
Date: 2 Sep 92 02:47:37 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee
Originator: pape@miller.cs.uwm.edu

In article <1992Sep1.225656.1526@nuchat.sccsi.com> lcypher@nuchat.sccsi.com (Louis Cypher) writes:
>Well...latest poll results disagree with you.....
>
>Clinton - 56%
>
>Bush    - 36%
>
>Leaving Clinton with a 20 point lead....
>

Ever since the RupubliCon (I thank whoever came up with this term first)
convention, I have seen polls ranging from a 3 point lead for Clinton to
a 20+ point lead for Clinton. This just strengthens my view that these
polls mean nothing. The margins of error don't even come close to explaining
these gaps.

I, for one, am not at all confident that the Bushman and Danster will lose
come November. Every time I start to feel good about a new poll that says
that Clinton is up big time, another poll comes out saying that Bush is
right behind him. 

My question is, how come no one ever calls me for one of these polls? I
have recently been contacted for a poll concerning my state Senate race, 
but no one has ever called me for a presidential poll. Has anyone out
there ever actually been contacted for one? 

Patrick Pape
pape@miller.cs.uwm.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: AH.PBL@forsythe.stanford.edu (Mark)
Subject: Re: Dannikins MUST continue entertaining America
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 20:03:05 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.151535.2512@ccu.umanitoba.ca>,
ejohnso@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Eric Johnson) writes:
>SPONSOR:        BUSH BURGER WORLD
>                You eat what we tell you to eat.
>                We do the cooking.
>                We do the cleaning.
>                We do the ordering.
>                Leave your mind and your wallet at home, cuz
>                        - We bill your grandchildren -
>
>                Sufficient sexual innuendo in the name to bring all those
>                repressed rightists out in droves. Sort of makes you wonder
>                what the prize in the kiddie meal is.

  A George Bush-autographed barf bag.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: hmiller@lucpul.it.luc.edu (Hugh Miller)
Subject: Re: Benefits of a Classical Education
Organization: Loyola University Chicago
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 03:08:17 GMT

In <1992Sep1.210816.21402@u.washington.edu> grimoire@byron.u.washington.edu (John Greer) writes:

>a suitable graffito for your local Classics dept.:

>GEORGIVS FRVTEX EX HONORE EICIENDVS EST

>(The marvelous thing is that _frutex_, Latin for "shrub" or "bush",
>is also an insult meaning, roughly, "blockhead." In Latino veritas...)

    You might have heard the story John Kenneth Galbraith told on the
1988 Bush campaign.
    It seems that at some point in the campaign his handlers decided
that it was time to give ol' Jargon Breath a `higher intellectual
profile.'  So his speechwriters (presumably on loan from George Will's
scriptorium) came up with a speech containing a quote from Thucydides'
_The Peloponnesian Wars_.
    Comes the day of the speech, tho', and ol' George can't pronounce
`Thucydides'.
    So they left the quote in but changed the attribution to `Plato,'
and George did just fine the next time.
    Benefits of a Yale education.

    -=- H.
    Yale '77 (Davenport College)
-- 
Hugh Miller         | Dept. of Philosophy | Loyola University of Chicago
Voice: 312-508-2727 |  FAX: 312-508-2292  |    hmiller@lucpul.it.luc.edu
"Read broadly, think scientifically, speak briefly, and sell the goods!"
            -- Sinclair Lewis, _The Man Who Knew Coolidge_
From: ddaye@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (David C Daye)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Bye Bye Dan
Date: 4 Sep 92 16:24:43 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: The Ohio State University

In article <1992Sep3.215131.24823@ccu.umanitoba.ca> ejohnso@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Eric Johnson) writes:
>In <la64i8INN5pr@news.bbn.com> saustin@bbn.com (Steve Austin) writes:
>
>>  Isn't it obvious that the guy who is on the way out is going to concentrate
>>on (deliberately) fucking things up for the next guy after they have
>>lost their mandate?
>
>
>Exactly.  Remember the Susan B Anthony dollar?

BZZZZZT !!!

Susan B. Anthony has, as a result, become the patron saint of street
musicians and buskers.  There's no telling how many of those things have
found their way into my hat from chincy rich folks who thought they were
flipping me a quarter.

It's the *only* form of trickle-down economics that actually works!  So
which administration did this, anyways?

dd
From: vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Tucker's e-mail
Date: 1 Sep 92 02:26:05 EDT

In article <1992Sep1.025320.5238@athena.mit.edu>, dks@athena.mit.edu (dks) writes:
> Unless you'd like your kids held responsible for your crimes,
> please leave the guy alone.  He doesn't need us, we don't need him.
> 
> Thanks.
> 
> 
> Dhanesh

Harasing the Tuckster is likely to get you in deep shit with the US
Zecret Zervice. Seriously. I wouldn't touch this one with a 10-foot pole!

On the other hand, if he wilfully joins in here, I would be honored to
to welcome the fruit of Our Boy's loins :)

Seriously, leave him alone. Imagine being a freshman all over again, with
12 ZZ agents babysitting you 24 hours a day. It would suck, and seriously
interfere with trying to have a normal college experience. I kinda feel
sorry for the kid...

-Garrett


Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: hmiller@lucpul.it.luc.edu (Hugh Miller)
Subject: Re: Dan's Kid Conceived Before Marriage?
Organization: Loyola University Chicago
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 20:55:19 GMT

In <ZACCONE.92Aug25061201@rigel.cs.bucknell.edu> zaccone@rigel.cs.bucknell.edu (Rick Zaccone) writes:

>An article about Dan in last week's NYT mention that he and Marilyn
>got married after dating just 10 weeks in 1974.  It also mentioned
>that his oldest kid is 18 years old.  I'm wondering if this was a
>shotgun wedding.  Does anyone know?  What are the dates of his wedding
>and his oldest kids birth?

>In Marilyn's interview in Newsweek she said that her kids knew better
>than to get pregnant before marriage.  This would cast new light on
>her self-righteous tone.

    Hmmm... Who's Who in America lists their wedding date as 18 November
1972.

    If correct, bummer.

    -=- H.
-- 
Hugh Miller         | Dept. of Philosophy | Loyola University of Chicago
Voice: 312-508-2727 |  FAX: 312-508-2292  |    hmiller@lucpul.it.luc.edu
"Read broadly, think scientifically, speak briefly, and sell the goods!"
            -- Sinclair Lewis, _The Man Who Knew Coolidge_
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews)
Subject: Re: "I can even forgive Bush for Dan Quayle, but not for this."
Organization: Hewlett-Packard
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 15:03:34 GMT

>Wow!  It's all George Bush's fault!  It's so perfectly obvious!  Well, he
>must be punished now.  YOUR A NAUGHT BOY! <Spanking motions a la John
>Clesse>

I certainly agree that we are unable to tell where the fault lies.  But
in Bush's denial of blame, he simply replaced the word "Congress" with
the words "governor of Florida."  He lost me on that one.

I don't have the exact verbage.  He said something like,

"Blame is not appropriate in a situation like this.  But the governor
of Florida could have contacted me sooner."

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: mwmv@athena.cas.vanderbilt.edu (Michael Mogensen-Vermillion)
Subject: Re: Marilyn's "Choice"?
Summary: Praise for Buchanan
Keywords: buchanan bennent
Organization: Vanderbilt University Mathematics Department
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 01:48:36 GMT

Former Education Secretary/Drug Czar William Bennent said immeadiately
afterwards on PBS that this was Buchanan at his best,the masterful wordsmith
etc.


Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dks@athena.mit.edu (dks)
Subject: Re: Convention Speeches
Followup-To: poster
Organization: MIT, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA.
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 00:45:57 GMT

In article <XsFTPB2w164w@monsoon.com>,
sg@monsoon.com (Sunil Gupta) writes:
>dks@athena.mit.edu (dks) writes:
>> hwcco@chevron.com (Bill Corea) writes:
>> >I am looking, specifically for the text of the speech by
>> >Condoleezza Rice, of Stanford.
>> 
>> If you find it, please post: it's one of the few "solid" exceptions
>> in the sea of verbal diarrhea pouring out of Houston.
>
>Oh really? I suppose then that you agree with her assertions that
>Bush deserves full credit for the "collapse of communism" because
>it happened on his watch and that the Gulf War was a foreign policy
>triumph unequaled in modern times? If you ask me, her speech was
>cathartic diarrhea.


Someone else misunderstood my comment.  Here's how he responded to it:

  > Yes, Condoleeza Rice is extremely well-spoken.

Here's what I posted in response to him:

  > Well, that's not *exactly* what I meant, but I'd have to agree.
  > I think she wastes far too much time on ideology, but at least
  > she's coherent.

In other words, calm down: I happen to share your opinion.  My use
of "solid" in quotation marks should have tipped you off -- just examine
the metaphor closely -- but I guess it was too cryptic!  Apologies, etc.,
to you and to anyone else who was misled.


Dhanesh

PS: I rather doubt anyone else is interested in our stern
    yet compassionate analysis of Ms. Rice's work.  If you
    have further comment, please consider taking it to e-mail.
From: VIGNESWA@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Murphy Brown Wins the Best Comedy Series and Actress Awards...
Date: 31 Aug 1992 15:29:51 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

	I was watching  Emmy Awards last night.  Wherever possible, Mr Dan
Quayle's name was dragged.  Top of all, the best comedy actress award went 
to Murphy herself.  The actress started her address with, "Thanks Vice Pre-
sident....."  She thanked the Cultural elite for the award.  Also she said, 
"I am very thanful to  whole Murphy Brown Family.  That is the best family
value I could  think of" (paraphased).  Then the best  comedy series award 
also went to Murphy Brown.  The team behind The Murphy Brown series was on
the stage.  Two people spoke there.  The gentleman was not political.  The
lady spoke next thanked the sponsors for stnding by them when things turned
"dangerous". She thanked and acknowledged all single mothers for their cou-
rage and suggested not to listen to if someone goes to tell them that they
are not a family.

	Hmm......  Republicans had a stage to attack the popular Hollywood
stars. The "Cultural Elite" had their chance in front of live audience and
TV to take revenge.  

	When bad things happen, they do one after the other, blow on blow!

Vicky:
Aug 31
From: afc@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Congress Bashing
Date: 26 Aug 92 01:01:49 GMT
Followup-To: alt.politics.bush

In article <1684D8ABA.JHARTLEY@cmsa.gmr.com>, JHARTLEY@cmsa.gmr.com writes:
> In article <1992Aug21.225141.8372@versyss.com>
> keithd@versyss.com (Keith Doyle) writes:
>>I'm pretty tired of George's whining about Congress.

My newsreader apparently ate my last snotty posting, but I guess that
it is relevant here...

Question:  How does the pilot of Air Force 1 know that Bush is aboard?

Answer:  The whining sound doesn't stop when he turns off the engines.

(My apologies if this message got throught the first time and anyone read
this stupid joke twice.)

A.F.Cockburn