HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 05:30:26 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Keywords: frankfurter

In article <1992Nov4.183640.9257@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>last night i was fairly inebriated and this morning i read what i had
>written to the net along with a couple of letters to friends. over all,
>not much different that when i'm sober, except that i usually have a good
>recollection of what i write then. oh well.
>
>also, i am so super happy. i was jumping around my house with joy, yelling
>"give me bush's head!" while listening to npr and watching the news on
>t.v. i hope he shoots himself in a fit of depression. yeah, then we could
>have quayle for a month. heh heh. it would be funny. 

Well, I don't know.  Who really lost?

1. Bush gets $120000 per year for the rest of his life.  And he can do the
   lecture circuit.

2. I think Quayle gets something like $40-50000 per year for the rest of
   his life.  And he can do the lecture circuit and practice law.

3. Perot can go back to busily earning $450000 per day.

4. Clinton gets tossed into a pile of shit that he can't even begin to
   work on until the end of the next government fiscal year.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: space (was Re: space)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 14:18:39 GMT


i allus thot that space was the place with the helpful hardware man.
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 92 14:15:32 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> I want one of those five-foot-long body pillows to snuggle up against.

Over here the Innovations Catalogue calls them "partner pillows".


mathew
[ What brutal honesty ]

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: FKC CERTIFIED CLASS B KARMA DEVICE
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 20:34:44 GMT

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>This device complies with part 15(b) of the Federal Karma
>Commission Rules.  Operation is subject to two conditions: (1)
>This device may not cause harmful karma, and (2) This device
>must accept all karma received, including such karma as may
>cause improper operation.

And no spinning.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sharpmn@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Matthew N. Sharp)
Subject: The Middle of Utah
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 02:22:44 GMT



	So I woke up, and there he was.  Just some fat guy with
	greasy dark hair... he was shaking me, and yelling at me
	to wake up, and he had his fat greasy hands all over my
	Tri-Delt pajamas.  I woke up, alright.  

	He didn't even let me change clothes, and before I knew it,
	I had been whisked out of bed, out of my room, out the
	front door, and onto this gray bus, with a dark blue stripe
	and Something-Something Correctional Facility on the sides.

	
	We must have ridden for twenty minutes - I couldn't really
	tell, as he never let me put my watch on -  before we got
	to the warehouse.  We crossed some crappy train tracks out
	in the middle of nowhere, and there it was.  It was a rusty
	old building, but it looked like they had laid new concrete
	down within the last six months, and there was a yard full      
	of trucks and wheelbarrows.  Beyond the building lay a huge
	orchard, but I couldn't really tell what kind.

	So I got off the bus (which I was the only one on), and    
	followed the fat man into the building.  He stopped once
	to grab at the back of his underwear and hoist, then 
	continued, towards a series of surgical tables, where stood
	another man in gray clothes.

	When I got close enough, I recognized the other man as
	Andrew Parks.  Parks had the usual smart-ass sneer, and
	as we got closer said something to the fat man to the effect
	of,"You know, you _aren't_ a fat-ass loser... I love you just
	the way you are... really..."

	So the fat man then introduced himself to me as Earl, my new
	boss.  He tossed me a peeler instrument, and a sprayer, 
	which he informed me was called a "sphinx."  Then he brought
	me a wheelbarrow full of apples which were longer than normal
	apples.  Each one was about two and a half feet in length,
	and of normal apple diameter.  He went through a couple
	example apples, and then it was time for me to get to work.

	I worked hard, peeling the apples, and spraying off what I
	couldn't scrape with the sphinx, while Earl told me old
	war stories from his days in the apple peeling business
	during the numerous Cyanide Apple Poisoning scares.

	Parks just stood there and made fun of the man.  I could
	see tears in Earl's eyes from time to time, but he kept
	trodding along with the stories, and I kept peeling the
	apples.

	I can't wait to go back tomorrow.




Matthew Neill Sharp
matthew@symphony.cc.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Nano-BOB?
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 10:38:58 GMT

I'll be in California, home of the weird, between Nov. 13 and Dec. 2,
on a business trip, but with weekends off for good behavior.

I'm working up in Auburn (east of Sacramento), but I'll be making 
weekend visits to Santa Rosa to see my sister Alice and a friend
there, and to SF to see my brother Matt and other friends.  If things
go _really_ well, I might be able to collect on my invitation to
visit the good Dr. Shulgin and tour his lab.  (Yes, shameless gloating.)

Any t.b.ers in the Bay Area or environs who want me to visit,
send me an email at either address or give me a call.

  -- Clifton

--
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: HELP!! I need 7/8" wide Black Elastic!!!
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 01:03:31 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.065258.9261@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com> law@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com writes:
>I need a supplier for 7/8" wide black elastic. I can find 3/4" and 1"
>locally but the 7/8" has been elusive. Can anyone send me a telephone
>number or address of someplace that may handle this item?? I would be
>eternally grateful.
>
>Thank You
>
>Bob Law 

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: bathrooms 2
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:54:02 GMT



In article <s6nosrk@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

   ---
   Women choose stalls this way:

   - If all stalls are empty, choose your "favorite" stall.  This
     stall is usually at the end of a row, the larger handicapped
     stall, or otherwise more desirable than the other(s).

   - If some stalls are occupied, choose a stall not next to any
     occupied stall.

   - If that is impossible, fill stalls from the restroom door in.

   I can't speak about men's behavior.  Perhaps a men's room
   observer could let me know if stall-filling behavior is 
   sex-independent.
   ---

Its about the same for us except men's rooms have the added attraction
of urinals.  If you are not a homophobe yourself or even if you
actually are gay you don't want the other guy to think you might be
queer so you pick the one farthest away from the others.  Sometimes
men will use the toilet instead of a urinal if one is free and there
is no urinal at with at least one gap free to an occupied one.

Then there is the question of the "short" urinal thats located closer
to the floor.  The astute patron realizes that this one is actually
"extra long".


jv <- "sho always flushes twice"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: BIFF@BIFFS.HOUSE.US
Subject: HEY!!!11111
Organization: BIFF"S HOUSE D00D!!!!
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 05:34:41 GMT

HEY GUYZ!!!!!!        WHAT IS THIS BBS ABOUT!!!!!!!
Y0U R FUNNY!!!!!!!

WH0 IS CARUSSO!!!!!!!!! HE SOUNDS C00L!!!!!!

BYE BIFF!!!!!!1111@


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re: Odd wedding presents I have seen
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:59:16 GMT

Sayeth adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams):
$ TRUE: I taught my cousin to juggle and when she wanted to learn
$how to juggle clubs, she made her own by cutting lengths of broomsticks
$and impaling them up the rectums of three almost identical Cabbage
$Patch Dolls she had. 

   This is my favourite use for Cabbage Patch dolls of the week.

silver "variations on an anathema"
-- 
|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
|Have you seen this boy?  Lust never sleeps.  I say hurl.  Honey, I'm   |
|home. _________________________________________________________________|
|_____/ silver@bokonon.UUCP    ...!{uunet|becker|xrtll}!bokonon!silver  |
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Was Re: Interfaith marriages
Date: 7 Nov 1992 17:42:35 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1dhpqbINNc7o@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>As the Talmud says, "If your friend shows you a knife,
>show him your sword."

So the Talmud encourages DickSizeWars?  Interesting.

5150
'check this bayonet out, baby'
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Re: FILL ME IN
Organization: UCLA, Computer Science Department
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 20:05:25 GMT

In article <schnitzi.720982137@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>So, I've been busy the past couple of days.  Can someone
>tell me who won the election?
>

   I can without a doubt say that the newbie trollers won the election.  You
may count the ballots in misc.test under the title "Re: Gloat".

					John



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			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
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From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: (some obscurity, unimportant now)
Date: 11 Nov 1992 08:14:33 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: blue.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <47g1_9@rpi.edu> Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu> writes:
> -- 
>                               Usa puyew usu wapiw!
> zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu

God, all this equipment with linear comp consortion link and
fracto-analyzing data structures, yet I am unable to decode a simple rot'd
message unless it is rot-13. (Not to mention 80 columns)

I spin around inside my cubicle round and round up and down left and right
and then back as the pulse tribidetry loops out in its path only to return 
from the other side
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:36875 alt.prose:1498
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
Subject: tcnb04: ralph nader
Date: 5 Nov 92 19:54:26 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

I sat in the car outside number 32 with the engine idling and KC's
"Please don't go" reverberating. My head grew heavy, my neck weak.  I
had now killed twice, once intentionally. Inside number 32, Becky's
head slowly drained as she waited for Santa Claus, the unlucky recipient
of an unwitting headbutt. Becky slaughter -- serious shit. The tape
auto-reversed and Thirlwell's "Motorslug" kicked in. I shifted into "D"
and floored the accelerator. The car leapt forward, the wheel fell from
my hands. There was no turning back.

Tx. [a major contribution to road safety]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Subject: Re: bathrooms 2
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:38:59 GMT

And of course, for men there is the additional question
of how you choose which urinal to use, and what you look
at while you stand there.

In some bathrooms this is homologous to the question
"which portion of the trough do you piss into?".

	the doc
--
Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 543-5004
   You got to bathe with the crocodile in the river
      You got to swim with the sharks in the sea
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: My favorite title of the day so far
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 15:32:13 GMT

josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes) writes:
>culled from misc.forsale.computers.mac:
>	PowerBoob 145 4/40 for SALE
>What, do you suppose, does one do with a powerboob?

They are no good unless you have a second one.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:36781 alt.atheism:20628 soc.motss:46057 alt.politics.clinton:15742
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.atheism,soc.motss,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: Well.......... It seems that Clintons is IN!!!!!!
Date: Thu, 05 Nov 92 12:25:12 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

rolls@cis.umassd.edu (Frank Pinto) writes:
> Get ready all!
> 
> Clinton seems to be in...

Brothers of the Conspiracy of Atheist Satanist Homosexuals, today is a
glorious day!  Stage one of our plan for world domination is complete.  Now
we enter stage two.


mathew
[ To join CASH, send a #10 cheque payable to CASH to me. ]
-- 
"... A socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to
 leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy
 capitalism and become lesbians." -- Pat Robertson on Feminism
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Vending machines are out ta get me
Date: 12 Nov 1992 02:09:17 GMT
Organization: finchhaus research
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu
Keywords: smirk, original

In article <gerald.721517295@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>I just went to buy some M+Ms from the vending machine. All I had was a
>loonie (dollar coin, you don't have them in them States), and the

we certainly do have loonies in the united states.

i couldn't think of a better title for pat buchanan than 'loonie'.

AjD
...excepting perhaps
'dead loonie', but that
could be a federal offense.
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
'i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell' -- mehitabel
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: rec.humor."funny" (was: Editorial Policy on Offensive Jokes)
Date: 6 Nov 92 15:26:05 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <S497.8fc@looking.on.ca> funny-request@clarinet.com (Brad
Templeton) writes:

#  The group rec.humor.funny occasionally contains offensive jokes...

But never funny ones.

funnily enough, Ken Johnson




-- 
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Don't get off while it's moving. ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
                                ////                  E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
                               ////       Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca)
Subject: My political ambitions, part 1
Followup-To: talk.bizarre, in.bizarre
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 22:08:12 GMT


     According to my local paper, I recieved 16 votes for 
Attorney General of the State of Indiana from the good
voters of St. Joseph County.  This is much better than
1990, when I got five votes for an at-large seat on the
school board.
     I think I'll run for something in 1994.  Statehouse,
here I come!

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,alt.postmodern,alt.good.news,alt.cascade
From: whedon@netcom.com (Bill Whedon)
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 07:08:45 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.224905.15707@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> gdearing@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Gregory D Dearing) writes:
>In article <1992Oct29.231251.9101@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au> cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
>>In article <Bwvrz6.JH1@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>>
>>>In article <1992Oct28.204917.9357@mcs.anl.gov> peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE,
>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>>> 
>>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>>I don't understand - what the fuck?
>>HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
>Stop it guys - these cascades suck!
Ignore it, dude - just pass the buck! 


-- 
-- "Illegitimatida non Carborundum es" --




Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37855 rec.arts.poems:11271
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems
Subject: Re: History repeats itself
From: conrad@kryton.UUCP (Konstatin Kalikanzaros)
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 01:54:19 PST
Organization: Paradox Alley F&SF BBS 805-492-8789

mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris) writes:

> In article <1ds42gINNbuh@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis 
> > In article <1ds38pINNdg@alicudi.usc.edu> joe@trystero.art.com writes:
> > >
> > >       Roses are red,
> > >       and violets are blue,
> > >       I'm suffering from a multiple personality disorder --
> > >       yeah, me too.
> > 
> > Your poem has been examined by an examination committee and
> > found to be scannously deficient.
> > 
> > The poetically correct version is:
> > 
> >        Roses are red,
> >        and violets are blue,
> >        uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
> >        yeah, me too.
> > 
> > Thank you for your cooperation.
> > 
> > c
> See my sig.
> -- 
> 
> "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm schitzophrenic and so am I."
> Cosmik Debris

I think the best one goes something (well okay so exactly) like this:

	Roses are Red
	Vi'lets er blue
	ya thinked this would rhyme 
	but it aint gonna!

conrad


____________________________________________________________________________
Reality is for people that can't handle Science fiction.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dave@snitor.sni.ca (Dave Till)
Subject: Why I love life
Keywords: Brady Bunch, terrorists
Organization: piles o' paper
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 15:58:43 GMT

From "Jane and Michael Stern's Encyclopedia of Pop Culture":

"As a public service, we shall now name all the Brady family members.
This is information you need to know if you ever find yourself a member
of a hostage negotiating team dealing with a crazed criminal who refuses to
surrender unless someone on the team names every single Brady -- *as actually
happened at the Deer Island House of Correction in Massachusetts in 1990*
[emphasis theirs]".

(BTW:  the Bradys were Mike, Carol, Marcia, Greg, Jan, Peter, Cindy,
Bobby, their nephew Oliver, their housekeeper Alice, their dog Tiger,
their mouse Myron, their rabbits Romeo and Juliet, and a parakeet without
a name.  Now grab your megaphones and Kevlar vests and go for it.)

--Dave "can't remember the name of the littlest girl in the
        Partridge Family" Till
  e-mail path:  dave@silver.sni.ca or dave@snitor.uucp
"Find out what you do best and then do your best with it" -- Mom and Dad Brady
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: Need advice from people in college fraternities
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 17:52:47 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

In article <92309.213751IK10015@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> <IK10015@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> writes:

   Hi,
   our cllege fraternity (Kappa Delta Phi)
   is looking for some excellent fund raisers that
   require little overhead expenses. One good one we

HI!!!@@  ME AND MY GRAMMA SMEGMA FIE FRAT BROTHERS SOMETIMES DO:

8	AUCTION OFF OUR INTERNAL ORGANS!!!@

8	AUCTION OFF OUR BRAHNES!!#$!@!

8	AUCTION OFF OUR MOTHERS

8	GET DRUNK AND DONT REMBER WHAT WE ARE DOING!!#!!

HOPE THIS HELPS!

SECRET-HANDSHAKILY,

BIFF


--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: Blue Haiku (was Glam Metal Haiku (was Heavy Metal Hiku))
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 18:11:35 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

In article <schnitzi.721586581@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:

   rint69@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (rintoul bradley e) writes:

   >Pale grey skin on bone
   >Death comes to you,teeth gnashing
   >Slain without knowing

   Baby, can't you see
   And this comes straight from the heart
   I need you tonight

I am so God damn
stinkin rotten lowdown blue
My baby left me
--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: Getting rid of Blind Dates
Summary: upchuck, boriginal
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 11 Nov 92 05:10:42 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.humor.d
Keywords: chuckle, original

In rec.humor."funny", hazen@athena.cs.uga.edu (Mark Hazen) writes:

>Occasionally in life, it's handy to be able to get out of awkward
>social situations. In such events, it behooves you to know
>these...
>
>        MORE THAN FIFTY WAYS TO GET RID OF BLIND DATES
>                (and other social catastrophes)
>...
>56. Tell them you moderate rec.humor.funny on the nets. 

HAW HAW HAW
GET IT???@#
BLIND PEOPLE HATE NETS!!@!@@
HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

HAW HAW HAW
YOU MARK HAZEN ARE NO MADDI HASSIMUM.

Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: yywwyy@mixcom.com (Steven Pearson)
Subject: 10X SSC
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.
Date: Sun, 08 Nov 1992 06:39:17 GMT


	10X salt sodium citrate.  

	no, it's not important now, but there will be a quiz later.  

-- 
-stevelee- (aka anarchy now)
"psychedelic drugs cause paranoia, confusion, and total loss of reality
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: i want my own group
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 20:16:04 GMT

i think i should have my own group. i think it should be something like;

alt.busted-big-time.finerty
of course it shouldn't be made unless i actually do get busted.
i'll let you know, especially Ilana. later, 
					
--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
						          "React with this!"