From: lethien@scoman.enet.dec.com (NoLordShallStandsBeforeMyself,IamDeicide)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [Joke] Bumper Stickers.
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:38:11 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


	A recent study has revealed a correlation between commonly
	observed bumper stickers and the state of the economy.




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