HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Looking for the right Hamster.
Keywords: sex, hamster, search
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 02:38:49 GMT

[alt.sex.wanted:]

In article <BxuMJ4.IBu@cantua.canterbury.ac.nz> richie@cosc.canterbury.ac.nz (Richard Lynders) writes:
>
>Hi - my name is Rich, and I'm new to all this so I'm not sure if this
>the right newsgroup but anyway I am really interested in meeting that
>*special* hamster, the one that that will fufill my every need and 
>desire.
>
>If *YOU* are that hamster and you want to go on an all expenses paid 
>cruise of the Bay of Islands (New Zealand) so that we can find true 
>hamster oriented love, then PLEASE email me.  I'm desparate.  I'm 
>lonely, and most of all I have extensive supply of Ham-O-Happy 
>pellets!!!
>
>Yours in anticipation,
>	Rich.
>
>PS: This could lead to marriage.
>
>



Mark., easier than posting something original
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Natty Bumpo I Ain't
Organization: Rice University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 04:45:11 GMT

This afternoon I had just about recovered from my failure in the wilderness.
(Remember your failure in the tree!  The tree, young Jedi!)  So I didn't see
any deer, let alone kill any.  So what.  Big deal.

Got home today and got a call from my uncle, who lives north of Dallas.

His 10-year-old daughter shot an 8-pointer yesterday.

I have readjusted my sights.  I have reloaded my firearm.  My skinning
knife is good and sharp; my hands are steady and my aim is true.  I have
consulted the entrails of the sacred geese, and the omens are good.

This weekend, I shall surely kill.......

.....unless my cousin is VERY sneaky......
-- 
HWRNMNBSOL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: Love Song For PJF
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 00:42:57 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.210832.25059@mail.cornell.edu> John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu> writes:
>Love Song to PJF
>
i had to follow up to this wonderful posting for two reasons. one is the
article number at my site. it is 62626. nice and symetrical. i know it's
prob not the same number at your site but that's ok. the second reason is
that i liked it. so, there i go posting for two completely self serving
reasons. oh dear. oh no. i think i will go now and drink some champagne. 
ciao etc, 
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Kindred spirits (Vegans)
Date: 18 Nov 92 00:47:12 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.

Way over in REC.FOOD.VEG:
>   This is not a flame, just a plea - the correct spelling is "Gandhi"
>   and NOT "Ghandi" - it just grieves me to see the name of this great
>   man mis-spelt.

I know how he feels.
I keep hearing "Jesus H. Christ".  His middle initial was T.


-Tom
pissed
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth)
Subject: Re: Shark calling for fun&profit!
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 01:50:09 GMT


it works for small woodland creatures, too.  that is, if you are in a
forest and there aren't any trees falling near you.  woodland
creatures tend to run away from falling trees.  i wonder why that
is...
                                             cathy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt.harp
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: RICHH'S URINAL SELECTION TIPS
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 21:23:08 GMT

     So I read C J's list of rules for choosing a stall in a public
restroom and I read the numerous followups as well.  Thing is, I
don't think she really captured the whole story.  So please let me
add "RICHH'S urinal selection tips".  I won't bother with the stalls 
since that's a girl thing.
 
     1)  Choose whichever urinal is in direct line of sight of the
women on the pay phones, should someone open the door.
     2)  If that urinal is taken, choose whichever urinal has the
freshest mint to aim at.
     3)  If it comes down to a choice between a urinal on the end
and one in the middle between to big burly guys, choose the latter. 
Otherwise you are admitting defeat.
     4)  If all the urinals are taken, sidle up behind the guy with
the smallest penis and mock him until he can no longer pee and
walks away, trickling shame.
 
RICH
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Dominus the Bilious")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: /usr/lib/units
Date: 18 Nov 92 18:53:48 GMT
Followup-To: comp.unix.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


$ units
you have: kilotines
you want: forks
	* 2.5000000e+02
	/ 4.0000000e-03
you have: ^D
$
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: life sucks
Keywords: love oh yeah
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 16:34:19 GMT


>[a suggestion to pfinerty]
>>one word for you, my soul brother, one word:
>>
>>paraguay.
>>
>>the climate is salubrious and the extradition treaties quite balmy.

>
>Have you ever actually been to Paraguay?
>

>Besides, I believe the current government will hand over foreign
>criminals for undisclosed amounts of "foreign aid."

extradition treaties are a thing of the past.
the us govt (in a rare disagreement with the UN and the entire rest of
the world) believes that if it wants a criminal badly enough, it is
more than within its rights to send troops into a foreign country to
arrest said criminal. mexico and panama have already experienced this.

but who cares about international law, anyway?
not that i think slick willie will be sending troops to uraguay just to
get someone who threatened GHWB, tho.



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: New England Muff Diver seeks ALL SF's
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 01:46:27 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.002944.10295@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> muffdiver@kip-sn-73.dartmouth.edu (MUFF DIVER) writes:
>
>  Professional Muff Diver seeks all single feemales for corrospondence
>and meetings. I am clean and disease free. Expect same.


Must be only a few inches tall...

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: nothing in particular
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 21:42:17 GMT

In article <92320.155652NMR103@psuvm.psu.edu> <NMR103@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>HEY MATT, why dont you post some things you ran through jive
>in here?
>
>-nic

Posting an article worldwide is one way to get my attention. 
But, as they say, "Been there, done that."

>Article 128459 uh rap.bizarre, dig dis:
>Newsgrodowns, dig dis: rap.bizarre
>Subject, dig dis: nodin' in particular
>Message-ID: <92320.155652NMR103@psuvm.  'S coo', bro.psu.  Man!edu>
>From, dig dis: <NMR103@psuvm.  'S coo', bro.psu.  Man!edu>
>Date, dig dis: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 15:56:52 EST
>Organizashun: Penn State University
>Lines, dig dis: 4
>
>HEY MATT, why dont ya' post some wahtahmelluns ya' ran drough  JIBE
>in here?
>
>-nic
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Girlfriend
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:35:15 GMT
Organization: The Cult of Dave Shariff Yadallee
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3


 ) >] It's probably correlated;  I've never met an Amy over 5'0" tall.
(  >] ___
 ) >] Small samples.
(  >
 ) >Ami Geiger Legare:  5' 3/4"
(  >so there
 )
(  spelling counts.  

But not for much, it seems.
___
About two centimetres.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Dominus the Bilious")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 18 Nov 92 21:52:59 GMT
	<17440@borg.cs.unc.edu> <1dtoj5INNmkk@rave.larc.nasa.gov>
	<MJD.92Nov18135916@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu's message of 18 Nov 92 18:59:16 GMT

In article <MJD.92Nov18135916@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Dominus the Bilious") writes:
>       In what year did the United States officially adopt the Metric System?

1905.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: phil@eos.arc.nasa.gov (Phil Stone)
Subject: Rejected New Yorker column footer
Organization: NASA Ames Research Center
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:02:59 GMT


The blubberstorm had run its course, but small globules still
splattered here and there, and the gelatinous landscape quivered
in resonance.  Even though he wore lipoproof boots, Chenkly stepped
carefully through the steaming drifts.

Soon plows would clear the streets.  The lovely glistening of
the freshly-fatted city would take on tinges of rancidity.  But in
the gray light of dawn, a cross-country liposkier glided with
elegance through the virgin fat, her skis making quiet sucking sounds.
Chenkly watched with wistful admiration; in his youth, he too had
welcomed the first fall of fat.  Now, it was just a damned nuisance,
and he grimly set to the task of degreasing his car's windshield.


			Phil (dreaming of a fat Christmas)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: Artemis Deserts Me
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 06:05:28 EST
Organization: Patrick J. Finerty Liberation Front

In article <1e9puuINNg4c@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>In article <MJD.92Nov16205126@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus") writes:
>>
>>This post would have been a lot better if you'd told us you'd shot Artemis.
>
>Magniskivorous Rats!
>
>If the SS will hound you unto the ends of the earth for merely
>discussing lawn decoration, lord knows what'd you'd get for
>publicly confessing to _premeditated deicide_.
>
>Play safe, folks.

Oh, yeah?  I hate Heimdall.  Some god.  All he does is hang around,
waiting for the Frost Giants so he can blow his stupid fucking horn
to warn the Aesir.  Shit, I could do that.  I'd have the damn job,
too, except he got there first.  Man, I could kill him.  I think I
will.  Bastard.  Sitting up there in Asgard all day, laughing at me.
He'll be laughing out the other side of his mouth soon, when he
sees me coming.  I've got an AK, and a whole magazine of ammo with
his name on each fucking bullet.  I'll blow his head off and piss
on his stiffening corpse.

Come and get me, ya lousy rats.

ljd
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject:  I am not making this up
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 21:34:16 GMT

In several groups,
 jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ) writes:

>Of course I think for myself, I wouldn't be a science major if I couldn't.


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: **BIZARRE LAWS***
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 19 Nov 92 11:17:04 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month

carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:

>cj@sgi.com writes:
>)bj159@cleveland.Freenet.Edu writes:
>)|It illegal to spit on or in anything not made for that purpose.
>)
>)This is not a stupid law when you've got an epidemic
>)of a disease spread by saliva.  
>
>CONTEST * CONTEST * CONTEST * CONTEST * CONTEST * CONTEST 
>				   
>			     100 QUATLOOS
>				   
>			 TO THE FIRST PERSON
>				   
>		   TO CORRECTLY GUESS WHAT DISEASE
>				   
>			  CJ GOT FROM SALIVA                  <- mono
>				   
>		 (BONUS 25 QUATLOOS FOR WHOSE IT IS)          <- Lance

Gerald -small unmarked bills, please
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: merlyn@digibd.com (Merlyn LeRoy)
Subject: short, shameful confession -- anagrams
Organization: DigiBoard Incorporated, Eden Prairie, MN
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 03:35:49 GMT


"shortful, shame confession"
"shame, conshort fulfession"
"hort, hameful confeion ssss"
"I am not the regular anagram guy"
"shore, shamtful fess'c onion"
"trosh flameshu nono fessic"

---
Merlyn LeRoy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: deane@mozart.ifa.hawaii.edu (Kimo Kanaka De'ane)
Subject: Re: zippers
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 22:24:36 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.173309.28672@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>I just noticed last night that my fake Gore-Tex pants that I wear
>on my ride to work have a double zipper on the pocket, the kind that's
>on sleeping bags so you can open them from either the inside or the
>outside.  
>
>It's nice to know that if I ever get accidentally zipped inside my 
>pocket that I can get out by myself.
>

	Actually, that's for me.


------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kimo I 
Rigler is dead. Long live Rigler!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Date: 23 Nov 1992 15:30:55 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: sal-sun74.usc.edu

In article <98737@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>In article <1992Nov20.155655.5250@telesciences.com> srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) writes:
>>	What does one do with 1/3 off an employee?
>How do you think I got to be 4'10"?

With 1/3 of an employee, i assume.  Must've been a very tall lady.

5150
now lessee... 12 feet and 30 inches is...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: 002519m@ace.acadiau.ca (KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL)
Subject: Moronic Things you hear...
Organization: Acadia University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 17:34:47 GMT

Something I heard while listening to the radio on the drive up to the 
university last night...
                   /
"Trendiness is passe"

Is there an alt.oxy.moron that this should be posted to?

K

----------T-H-E--Q-U-O-T-E--B-O-X----------
 "She had the biggest biology project I
  ever saw..."
-------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre.NASCAR
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 00:41:22 GMT

In article <1ec3s0INNhoq@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>                        My girlfriend doesn't have large enough breasts
>to get us in as a team, though.  Probably less than half the breast mass
>of Petty's girlfriend.
>--scott

    NOOOOOOOO!  Not GirlFriendBreastMassWars!

    - Larry "Probably not even in the running" Huntley

-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         |         --TALK.BIZARRE-- 
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |      The Suppurating Abcess
          Beaverton,  OR          | of the INTERNET - Dr. Donald Wildmon
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kohli (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Subject: another style before its time
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Reply-To: kohli@aslmr.med.ge.com (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Organization: Cheesewursts Unfettered, Ltd.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 15:38:43 GMT

soft plasma clouds, gently gathered about
the head and waist.

pink and green, of course, with camo
available by special arrangement.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful BILLBOARD
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 19:30:00 GMT


In article <1eol67INNggn@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu>, ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu writes:
|[*] the mna mna monster and the little fuzzy things that went deet dee
|d'dee deet guested on an episode of the muppet show and brought the
|house down.

The Muppet Show was awesome.
But I want to see the yes yes nooope BRIIIING! aliens again.

----
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: caffiene crash, 11am
Keywords: ignore
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 03:04:23 GMT

In <9211210052.24@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>At the next outing period, the guy went into a rage and broke the officer's
>next.

Well, when the goddamned NetInfo server craps out and wedges our entire network
of NeXTs, I feel pretty pissed-off too, but this probably was overdoing it just
a bit.

Probably.

I think.
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Oldbie Leads the Way.....
Date: 17 Nov 92 17:40:51 GMT
Followup-To: alt.net.personality
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
|> news@wolves.Durham.NC.US (The Wolfe of the Den) writes:

|what a fucking awesome post man. no wonder you are such a well respected
|oldbie. shit. that was my favorite post of the month, of the year, of
|the millennium.

Keep this crap out of talk.bizarre. Take it alt.net.personality where
somebody gives a shit.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: portable snide nipple reduction plan
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 05:24:10 GMT

kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:

[ . . . ]

>Provocation.
>--
>!cat .signature
 ^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^

Thanks, Kevin.  Now I can no longer use the phrase "my momma didn't
raise no dummies".

--
:r .sig
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Living in a time warp
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 18:05:07 GMT

damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson) writes:
>One day, a day in the not-so-distant future, news-feeds will be,
>to all intents and purposes, instantaneous.  The moment you have
>posted an article, it will flash up in thousands of news-readers
>the world over.  News will arrive _continuously_.  The way that
>posters interact will be altered dramatically, and probably for
>the worse.  People will spend longer and longer reading and posting
>news, as they will see follow-ups to their articles almost
>immediately from throughout the world, and follow-up to them ad
>infinitum.  We will become hooked on an intravenous news supply.

This is terrible.  If this happens, I would never know when to go home.

"Out of news,
 out of here."

Nope, doesn't quite doit.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 17:20:47 EST
From: <NMR103@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: double redundancy (was Re: Adventures of ASK)
 <1992Nov19.100659.21358@walter.cray.com>

In article <1992Nov19.100659.21358@walter.cray.com>, jcarroll@ferris.cray.com
(Jeff Carroll) says:
>
>In article <1992Nov19.000200.2126@nmsu.edu>, sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>>
>> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>>       :
>>       :


ok the part I'm actually writing about is down here...



>> The surname Abbott has a double redundancy,
>> the clerical position doesn't.
>
>Give it a rest. Abot. Not worth the energy. Take my word for it.
>
>Carol

SO what? It's better to have a double redundancy (technically called
a PLEINISM) that goes unnoticed than one in conversation that people
slam on you for.
Ex.: "I think I'm going to bathe myself and take a shower."
     "I'm going to move that slop TO ANOTHER PLACE."

It's like being redundant _all over again_.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MY FANTASTY HEARING AID COMPANY
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 19:59:42 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1eg7jfINNo1g@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <1eef5gINN4to@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>>
>>when i worked at mit, i was told that good ol' amar bose, while
>>presenting a lecture, was asked why his 901 series speakers are
>>never spec'd with power handling limits.  in response, he 
>>unplugged a speaker from the demonstration setup, stripped the
>>wire, and jammed it into a power outlet.  after a 60 Hz burst of
>>appropriate duration, he reconnected the speaker to the stereo
>>and continued with the lecture.
>
>This is mostly due to power compression effects.  The speaker becomes extremely
>nonlinear at a high power level and its internal impedance increases
>considerably.  Incidentally, this causes horrible distortion on transient
>passages, but it does make the things almost impossible to burn out.
>
>The 901s have the cheapest drivers you have ever seen... I would estimate
>the component cost for the units to be less than $50 total per speaker.
>
>I would go on at length about this subject (among other things about how
>the speakers are specifically designed to eliminate proper stereo imaging)
>but it would just make me mad, and you can read the stuff in the 
>info-high-audio archives anyway.

Yes, I could discourse for hours on why the old 901 systems are better than
the new 901 systems.

And why I don't like them.

1975 cost to manufacture was $100 per pair including equalizer.  It is up to
around $300 per pair now, mostly do to increases in labor and benefits costs.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty)
Subject: Re: It's looking bad for the home team.
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 18:41:04 GMT

In article <7002@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Finnerty,
>    Let's go out with style.
>    I have 600 rounds of 9mm hollow points.
>    Buy a Smith & Wesson Model 915 and meet me at the Bob's Big Boy in
>    Needles, CA next Saturday at noon.
>    We'll head on into Arizona and do one of those Southwestern crime spree
>    thingamajigs.
>RP

something in the back of my head tells me i should not reply to this
posting. oh well. i think it would look bad for me to be on a crime spree
while i am under investigation. i'm sorry to have to turn down your offer
at this time. heh. the black cat never sleeps while the moon duels with
the sun.


--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Date: 22 Nov 92 22:22:33 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <1992Nov20.155655.5250@telesciences.com> srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) writes:
>In article <98350@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
  Well, I do get 1/3 off employee discount...
>
>	What does one do with 1/3 off an employee?

How do you think I got to be 4'10"?

 -- ASK
From: Darrell.Cadwallader@f363.n363.z1.fidonet.org (Darrell Cadwallader)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameless Sucking Up...
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 18:55:00 PDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:363/363 - <Orlando Super Syst, Orlando FL

With more than 500 posts today, I simply haven't the time to scan all of
them. But, by using process of elimination, I scan the headers from an
author I *alway* find funny.
 
Unfortunately, it looks like Arpee White took the day off.
 
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We've got provisions, and lots of beer, the
keyword is survival on the New Frontier....

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        Darrell Cadwallader  -  via FidoNet Node: 1:363/42
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