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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Briag Charachters
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:06:51 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>Now, I have to admit that I recently bought the tape.  I've never seen the
>>movie before.  But I love MP, and bought the movie any way.  The scene where
>>Brian opens the sutters and bares himself to the world was quite shocking.
>>I've never seen full frontly nudity of a man before (in the movies).  My
>>daughter (who is only 12) got quite an eye full.  I remember telling her
>>there you go, now you've seen them all.

>>DeAnn aka Can I say that this is my post? (and yes I'm a legal aka user)
>Welcome to the fold. Hang on. You've got a daughter whose twelve. There you
>go Ron, another oldy. We have another poster over the age of 25.

1) If only she were 6 years younger
2) Sorry.
3) And Tia... you're getting there *:) (well...)
4) I hate PCs.
   I hate PCs
   Their files ain't guaranteed to please
   A delete, two *s, will cure the disease.
5) Why am I being ordered, and tidy-type
6) I don't like the number 5, so I have to have a sixth one.

mNSi...o!`
From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 16 Apr 92 14:51:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr16.085124.976

In article <1992Apr15.192736.969@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> } > > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> } > > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> } > > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> } > > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> } > > }>>]|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> } > > }>>]|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> } > > }>>]|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
> } > > }>>]|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
> } > > }>>]|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
> } License!  
> } > *Laarg*!
> } > > }>>]|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
> } > > }>>]|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
> } > > }>>]|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
> } > Participate?
> } > > }>>]|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
> } > > }>>]Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang!  
Help!  
> } > Help! Help!
> } > > }>>Jester aka does nne stand for nefarious nellie eaters????
> } > > }>Tia aka LEAVE *MY* NELLIE OUTTA THIS OR *HE'LL* EAT *YOU* AND  
THE  
> } > THREAD!!!!!!
> } > > }>(he's my fluffy pet navel-orfficer so  
> } > there......ppphhhhhffffttttttt!!!!!!
> } > > }Eccles aka QUICK QUICK throw a sink full of cold water on  
her!!!!!!!
> } > > Jester aka no, no, no, I am having sex with the sink, get away....
> } > Robyn @#& Is this sink porcelain or stainless steel?  
> } azeena @#! it is probably porcelain, it is smoother!
> Phil aka speaking from experience, Jen?
azeena @$! nope I am speaking about yours
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From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 12 Apr 92 02:12:57 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr11.201259.801

In article <11Apr92164841@miracle.UUCP>  writes:
} jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
}    >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}    >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}    >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}    >].].]>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}    >].].]>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}    >].].]>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}    >].].]>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}    >].].]>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
}    >].].]>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!  
*Laarg*!
} -> >].].]>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
} |  >].].]>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
} |  >].].]>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
Participate?
} |  >].].]>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
} |  >].].]Dugger aka exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P
} |  >].].Jester aka what have you dug anyway?
} |  >].]Dan aka A small hole.  Ooops.  you weren't asking me.  Sorry.
} |  >].Jester aka silly you, we'll have to torture you now, drop your shorts  
*GORN*
} |  >]Dan aka ARRRGGGG!!!!  OWIE OWIE OWIE  AAGGGG!!!  THE PAIN!!!      
ARRRRRRRGGGG!!
} |  >Jester aka more in the back of the throat, like ARGH!!, try again!
} ---Phil aka I now have implicit permission to use aka!
Phil aka Phil, I was the first Phil to have an aka, so you are required by  
	InterNet statute 1532.86.3.2 to use a different name.
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Briag memorial servi
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:30:45 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


I think that we must remember Briag most of all at this, the
anniversary of his martyrdom. His glorious death stood as a landmark
in the continuing struggle against the romans of jews, of both
sexes, and hermaphrodites. 
Signed, on behalf of the Modern PFJ
etc.

I would also like to add on a more personal note my admiration for
what he did, and that we'll never forget him.

<vote taking>
For he's a jolly good fellow
for he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow
And so say all of us.







isnmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: brides maid
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:49:21 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45170
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr12.124715.803@gacvx2.gac.edu} robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
}>fine personage??? where did you get such info??? I ought to kill whoever
}>called me fine, i am the dreg of the planet, the scourge of my nursery
}>and basic baby bandit!!!!!! 
}You don't know how attractive I find that in a man...

damn, i have women all over me, what is this world cominng to anyways?

}>]>Jester aka yeesh........
}>]Robyn @#& squish........ 
}>Jester aka still in diapers
}Robyn @#& I'm in love... 
Jester aka already?
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:29:52 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45560
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr15.100337.940@gacvx2.gac.edu} azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
}
}}%} %>The Madman aka Well, let's have some fun!
}}%} %Jester aka I`m sorry, but you didn`t ask permission to use aka!!!
}}%} The Madman aka Well, isn't that just too bad!?
}}%Phil aka Mitch, you just don't know proper aka protocol!
}}The Madman aka But that's what makes it so fun! :)
}Jester aka is it me or has .gac.edu taken ovre the aka stock holdings?
}azeena @$! yep and soon we are going to kick you out!
Jester aka where is .gac.edu anyways??? sweden?????
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From: jarhart@slate.mines.colorado.edu (Jason Arhart)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Dinsdale
Date: 16 Apr 92 05:40:11 GMT
Organization: Colorado School of Mines


 
 
Dinsdale????
 
 
Dinsdale????

 
 
Dinsdale????
 
 
    - Spiny Norman
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:47:15 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
}.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
}.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
}.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
}.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
}.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
}.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
}.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers Too!
}.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
}.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
}Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
}respond to him.
Jester aka Jester aka arghh its my evil twin!!!!!!!!
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:14:07 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
]|]Eccles aka NO.
]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers Too!
Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
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From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Ahem....aka's?
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:23:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr14.102350.875

Due to a recent HUGE string of aka posts, I expect to see a large flame against  
aka's.  Because the "aka" is something that I stand for, hold near and to my  
heart, and because I would _really_ like to see aka persecution stop, I would  
like to be the first to say that

THANK YOU ECCLES!!!

Phil aka aka aka aka aka aka aka aka aka aka aka aka's, you gotta love 'em
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex, sex, sex
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:57:45 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>In the spirit of the first newsgroup political coup, all my posts
>will go to both a.f.m-p and alt.c-m, so watch out world, cuz here's
>comes Jester.

>now the modern-day man thinks entirely to much about sex, he walks
>doen the street and wants to have sewx with trees, walkes into parking lots
>and wants to have sex with door handles. noww this is a major problem
>'seeing as indecent exposure is a capitol offense in most countries.
>you can cure your sex-craved bodies with sex-off, its safe, and FDA approved
>just spray sex-off on your weenie, and watche the wonder as it dissolves
>away. you'll never be indecnt again, course you can never have sex again
>either, but hey, who needed it anyway. sex is highly overrated.

Bugger off you. I've been celibate for over 4 months, and I'm not happy. 
I don't think about [buttucks] sex of the time tim [thingie]. Sometimes I
think about food instead. Great curved expanses of ice cream, huge, just ribe bananas, ready to explode peaches. See I don't have to <ahhhhhhh>


>this message brought to you by the corporal funding for newsgroup
>ploitcxal coups. founding members, Phil, Jester, Jos, Tia, Eccles
>and all the a.f.m-p gang
^^^^^^^^^^^
No the line above that. Plotcxal? What?

Eccles aka Where are you Jules? <lick licking type activities>
Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:2794 alt.cult-movies:4005
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: flames.......
Date: 12 Apr 92 12:56:52 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

(T.F. Eccles) writes:
>If so, please post them. Some us don't have money.
>Anyway it aught to shut up the anti-akaers around. **Please** can I set fire
>to them, Mr Jester.  

I don`t know why your asking me, but lets burn them!!!!!!!

They Turned me into a newt, no wait, even better, they tunred me into
a duck, no lead, lead, bo very small rocks, churches, gravy, bread...
o sod.....well, burn them anyway.....

>Eccles aka Not majoring in chem as well for nothing.
Jester aka chem must burn as well, burn baby burn


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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Dan's knees
Date: 12 Apr 92 19:23:20 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Apr12.132455.816@gacvx2.gac.edu> robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
|In article <2573@dozo.and.nl>  writes:
|> |> 		*****************************************
|> |> 		*	|     |        |     |		*
|> |> 		*	|     |	       |     |		*
|> |> 		*	|     |	       |     |		*
|> |> 		*	|     |        |     |		*	
|> |> 		*	/     /         \     \		*
|> |>    +-->	*	\    /           \    /		*  <----+
|> |> 	 |	*	 |   \		 /    \		*	|
|> |> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    /		*	|
|> |> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    |		*	|
|> |> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    |		*	|
|> |> 	 |	*****************************************	|
|> |> 	 |	  	  Dan's knees, ca. 1992			|
|> |>    |							|
|> |>    +--------------------+         +-----------------------+
|>                               |         |
|> 			      |         |
|> 			   Knee #1   Knee #2
|>  
|>                               Knee #3 ?????
|>
|> Ermm ... I don't wanna be picky on this, but I think Dan mentioned  
|*three*
|> knees! He has *three* of those silly things ... where's the last one?  
|These
|> can't impossibly be Dan's knees ... (besides, they look more like leek  
|to me)
|> 
|> Jos aka Puzzled By The Missing Knee
|
|There is no missing knee.  Look closely at the picture. Reverse what you  
|perceive as negative space surrounding two knees to be filled space  
|surrounding two spaces.  (To help you visualize these knees <tee-hee>,  
|think of the two outer legs as being cut off by the vertical borders of  
|the picture, therefore showing only half of each of those knee caps.)

Huh? If Dan's two outer legs are cut off by these razor sharp vertical
borders, how can he have three knees then? With just one middle leg left?
I don't get it. Despite the fact that us imbeciles reverse everything
what we perceive ... I'm stunned ... LAAARGG! LAARG!!!

|Robyn @#& knee expert, spam eater

Jos aka Miscounting The Number Of Knees ?!??!?!!??

ps. You should get yourself an aka license as soon as possible, 
    this `@#&' thingie you've got is a mess!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 12 Apr 92 15:14:33
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: phygod72@nic.gac.edu's message of 10 Apr 92 11:06:15 -0600Lines: 29

In article <1992Apr10.110616.766@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
.In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
.} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
.(Jennifer Landry) writes:
.} 
.} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
.} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
.} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
.} >and Jester.. 
.} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
.} 
.}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
.} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
.} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... *sob*...
.} Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to the
.} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
.} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you want...
.} *sob*...
.} 
.} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
.} 
.} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, young
.} man!!!!! *sob*... 

.purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's scores?.
.(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)

.Phil aka my mind is a blank
Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 01:46:14 EDT
From: <00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: stuff that ought to be scourged

oooooooooooooooh sounds like fun.  can i make an appointment?
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Briag Charachters
Date: 12 Apr 92 20:29:33 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12140126@perdita.gac.edu> djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <MORJENS.92Apr9091619@vipunen.hut.fi> morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:
|..ICDJK@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:
|
|.>.>Now, I have to admit that I recently bought the tape.  I've never seen the
|.>.>movie before.  But I love MP, and bought the movie any way.  The scene whe>.>re
|.>.>Brian opens the sutters and bares himself to the world was quite shocking.
|.>.>I've never seen full frontly nudity of a man before (in the movies).  My
|.>.>daughter (who is only 12) got quite an eye full.  I remember telling her
|.>
|.>.>there you go, now you've seen them all.
|.>
|.>.>Well that's whaddya think.
|.>
|.>.>DeAnn aka Can I say that this is my post? (and yes I'm a legal aka user)
|.>
|
|.Oh, my dear DeAnn, you americans are such a fussy lot! Is nudity something
|.that can hurt you? Does one, by watching a nude man, get mentally disordered?
|.Is a nude person ugly? I didn't see anything shocking in a full frontal view
|.of the nude Brian, and I honestly can't see what anybody could find shocking
|.about it. He didn't do any obscene gestures, he didn't have an erection, it
|.was just a plain, natural, nude man. Your moral over there sometimes, or
|.actually most of the time really makes me wonder how you even reproduce.
|
|Umm... What does nudity have to do with reproduction?

Nuffin' ... I usually reproduce when I'm all wrapped up in old smelly 
skirts, my grandma gave me just before she got killed by the Taj Mahal,
falling on her head not far from Stratford upon Avon ...

|.Morjens aka oh you silly, silly people!
|Dan aka I'm sure the stork has enough tact to dump the kid even if one
|of the parents happens to be nude (showering) at the time.

It's very silly to  shower when you're nude ... You might get wet all over!
BTW I never had stork for breakfast ...

Jos aka Allergic To Water And Elizabeth Taylor's Liver. *GORN*!
From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: All this aka garbage
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:11:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr16.091103.980

In article <1992Apr16.021715.8912@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>  writes:
> Well, I'm glad to see that you're all happy.  And I understand perfectly  
well that if I don't like the aka stuff I can use a Kill file, or  
unsubscribe (whichI probably will).

ouch we are all hurt.  Oh Please don't! they'll take this group away from  
us, then we will invade somewhere else!

 
> What I don't see is what the hell all that junk has to do with Monty  
Python.  Idon't CARE what you guys do with your spare time, I don't care  
what kind ofsilly chains you come up with to waste bandwidth -- but why  
are you doing it onrec.arts.monty-python?? 

gee I don't consider them a waste of bandwidth.  How about you guys?
I rather like them.
 
> Every time I read this newsgroup, over half the messages are those aka  
things! I'd accuse you all of cross-posting except damned if I know where  
you'd post it to otherwise.  Can't imagine that anyone else would want to  
see it either.

little us! cross-post never.  Did you ever think that maybe one of your  
groupies read alt.fan.monty-python and liked the cascades.  They then  
decided to bring it over to your little group.
 
> Please; there is help available for you.  You CAN get a life.  It's  
never too
> late...

I see we have no life but you do! Ha look at you, you have just posted on  
the most zany group in news before you know it you will be one of us!!!

azeena @$! who is this girl anyways?
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: -
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:04:19 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>>>>>> I will not buy this record.  It is scratched.
>>>>>> I will not buy this scratch.  It is recorded.
>>>>> I will not scratch this record.  It is bought.
>>>>> I also will not record this scratch.  It is rap, and will not be bought.
>>>> I will not wrap this recorded scratch. It is botched.
>>> I will not scratch this recorder. The wrapping is itchy.
>> I will not psot to this thread, it is.... OH SHIT! Done it again.
> All right, all right!  What's all this then? Come with me, you psotter!!!
Oh, baby, I'd COME with you anytime.
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marrage
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:08:12 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>>>}>Well lets see we can go to england for our honeymoon and see where they  
>>>}>filmed the monty python films.  ammm a day well how about the 3rd day of  
>>>}>the 3rd month.  Ring I think a nice small ring with no adornments would  
>>>}>do.  whatever you want will do.  Hey I am not picky it can be even made   
>>>}>out of gum wrappers for all I care.  It is the symbolism that is  
>>>}>important.

I think it's settled at that... the fifth day of the fifth month.

>Simon, you promised you'd marry me and *****. All three of us would be happily
>married and placed in a rock in Whitechapel. And to think I turned down Jules
>over you. <SOB> You horrid swine.

Um... actually, I'm promised to: Tia, Sonia, Jessie,Jules, Eccles,
and a couple of others. I've already married Gayle, rachel, Sonia,
Me, Mark, Bevis, Hammond, Flossie, Wandaish, Briag, and Dean I
think. Oh yeah... Jenny too. I think that's the lot. 

BTW, would anyone I've omitted please e-mail me to arrange a date.
(Unless you're that pineapple who I met the other day)

mNSoi----------------------------------------------------------
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: marrage?
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:08:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr14.100851.872

In article <ins450m.702956998@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>  writes:
} jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
} 
} >In article <ins450m.702196229@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>  
ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
} >>You can't marry him, you already promised to marry me (There is such a  
thing as breach of promise sir). I remember. <SOB> I've still got the thread  
here.
} >><SOB> He said he would marry me and take me to a lovely Carribean island.  
But he didn't, so here's a warning to all those sweet innocent young girls (or  
boys) out there - watch out for naughty Mr Jester, or he'll offer you some  
boiled lollies as well.>-- 
} 
} >You lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only promised to marry Jos, Simon, and Simon's
} >Armpit, but never you Eccles, besides, we can have polygamy here. I mean
} >why not?? whose ghonna stop us??? the spanish inqusition??? i'd never
} >expext the spanish inqusition.............
} If you marry Simon, you have to marry his Amrpit, or else it gets all mad at
} you and pretends not to be armpit anymore, but just a random body part, anfd
} it looks all out of place.
} >>Eccles aka Jilted again.
} >Jester aka you wish you kinky poof
} Eccles aka Jester, how do you know I'm male?? 
Phil aka tee hee!  Lessee ya explain your way outta this one Jester!   
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