HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: More Proof of the RadFemSurfNaziKonspirakii!!!!!
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 20:30:21 GMT

booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:

] 
] Various things peeve me on the road. One is excessive chrome that
] blinds everyone behind a FORD four wheel souped up station wagon
] with a macho name. Another is those dumb things on truck flaps,
] usually Barbie missile-breasted silouettes (sp?) flashing in my
] eyes first thing in the morning on 580.
] 
] This morning, I gained on a truck. It had those damned mudflaps
] again. I gritted my teeth and accelerated to get past this annoyance.
] As I approached, I noticed that the cone-breasts were missing.
] The little figures were of perfectly formed men. Only in SF, I thought.
] I pulled up next to the cab of the truck and espied a delicate female
] hand upon the wheel.


SEE WHAT HAPPENS when women are oppressed by 
RadFemSurfNazi's!!!! They Become DEHUMANIZERS of Innocent MEN!!!!

I am just SHOCKED that booter can so calously allow
this Objectification of Men to continue!!!!!


ciao
drieux

-- 
Modern Day Problems:
Little Miss Muffett, sat on a ToughtIt,
Eating her Kurds and Weighs, Along came a Spider,
and she drove off with the Neat Guy with a HOT CAR!
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: hillman@carina.unm.edu (Dan Hillman)
Subject: Twistin' the Night Away
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 07:06:11 GMT
Organization: Holy Order of Quadra 950 Lust

In article <1992Nov23.030440.6508@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich) writes:
>
>ObPeeve:  Tornadoes.  Had a few twist through this here part of the state
>          today.  Two people even got the "Wizard of Oz" treatment and got
>          sucked off.

Surrender, Dorothy!

-- 
Shirl giggled and handed me something. "A Beretta P92SB," she said. "Ain't
it cute? Holds fifteen rounds, shoots jacketed hollow-points. This week we
tell them they're not in touch with their feelings, next week we blow their
fucking heads off. More coffee cake?"  -- Cynthia Heimel
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr)
Subject: Re: BDIVOs in general
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 21:37:03 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <92324.101521SEK@psuvm.psu.edu> Sonja Kueppers <SEK@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Peeve:  People who assume that the fact that I'm blocking the fast lane
>is related in any way to a self-righteous attitude.
>
>I'm actually blocking the fast lane because I got my license 2.5 weeks
>ago, and am valiantly attempting to improve my driving by, *gasp*, driving.
>My abject terror, however, prevents me from changing lanes very often,
>because I'm scared that I'm going to hit someone.  Therefore, I tend to
>get into the lane that I want to be turning out of as early as possible.
>Thus, I end up driving at the speed limit or slightly above in the fast
>lane.  (Luckily for the other drivers, I am usually not driving
>very far in any case, thus preventing them from getting really
>angry with me for more than 5 minutes.)

The things they say about psu posters are true, aren't they?
Or are you telneting from Dalhousie?

If you don't have any confidence in lane changing or highway
driving, you have (apologies to those already equipped with
clues and functioning neurons, for the shouting) NO
BUSINESS BEING ON THE ROAD.

The road, and it peeves me to have to actually explain
what should be painfully obvious, is not your personal
playground. People get hurt out there, Sonja, and the
accident you cause might just kill someone who's
only "fault" was being on the road with you.

This pathetic 'excuse' for your behaviour is one
more indication of just how badly we need those
upgradings in the licensing standards.

Pfui.

Regards, Charles
-- 
Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: <None>
Date: 15 Nov 92 21:14:13 GMT
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations

In article <1992Nov15.152901.8908@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
>In article <1992Nov15.152200.8907@ac.dal.ca>, 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
>> In article <1992Nov15.033926.25794@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich) writes:
>>> In <1e4aa4INNn27@agate.berkeley.edu> henken@ocf.berkeley.edu (Matthew J. Henken) writes:
>>>>Peeve:  The false crap people say to be nice.  Shoot straight, Bill. 
>>> 
>>> Okay.  Henken, you're a dick.
>> 
>> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

See!  I knew Mike was capable of polysyllabic words!

>Whoops. While I'm throwing good bandwith after bad, that was meant for Bill
>as private email.

The funny thing is, the "bad" "bandwith" wasn't noticeably worse than
your average everyday Mikey post.

>Peeve: It's REALLY cold in the computer centre, so cold, I'm having trouble
>paying attention to what I'm writing, and accodently hit "followup" instead
>of "reply"

Nice.  Try "cancel" sometime, when you get that far up the alphabet.  
It would improve the quality of your posts.

Then have an American explain the concept of "roofs" to the poor folks 
there at Dalhousie.

Ted "think I should have said DiMaggio?" Frank
-- 
ted frank                     | thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu 
standard disclaimers          | void where prohibited
the university of chicago law school, chicago, illinois 60637
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: dinn@ug.cs.dal.ca (Michael 'Moose' Dinn)
Subject: Re: And just what the fuck do Canuks know about beer?
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 11:52:11 GMT

In article <lgmgbsINN15k@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> banta@abingdon.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs before cooking) writes:
>(Michael 'Moose' Dinn) writes:
>>1024K
>>
>>286 AWARD BIOS 3.03
>>
>>KEYBOARD ERROR
>>PRESS F1 TO CONTINUE
>
>Beeg Deel.  You got 4 error messages and you think it's a joke?

no... but when there's a keyboard error and it expects me to press F1 to
continue.....

--
 Michael Dinn, CS Student | dinn@ug.cs.dal.ca | Use your modem! (902) 461-4773

Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
Subject: Calmly, breathing deeply....
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 02:55:07 GMT
Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow

Peeve: Went to the doctor today. Three more weeks in a cast. After that,
the cast definitely comes off. Then X-rays. Then there's a possibility
that he'll put *another* cast on, although a smaller one.

Peeve: The Christmas commercials are on TV.

Peeve: It won't be long before the Christmas "specials" and all of
*their* associated ads hit the screen.

Peeve: Serious crimps in my sex life caused by a cast and other 
extenuating circumstances that, as always, are none of your business.

Peeve: Needing assistance to get my lunch tray from the cashier to the
table.

!Peeve: The cashier wears patchouli.

Peeve: Spouse wanted to buy wallpaper today.  I didn't get to my favorite
pub and feel sorry for myself over several pints of John Courage Amber.

Peeve: Wallpaper.

Peeve: Lauch Faircloth.

Peeve: alt.rock-n-roll.classic has just started up here, and so far the
articles are all about Led Zeppelin.  Sorry, that just ain't classic
rock in my book.

Peeve: Guilt-trips laid on by the folks and the in-laws when we tell them
that we aren't making the 7-hour trip to Atlanta for Thanksgiving because 
my leg will still be in a cast. I can sit in the car in exactly one position, 
and I ain't doing that for 7 hours.

Peeve: Now they want us to come home for Christmas.

Peeve: Dalhousie and their discovery of this group.

Peeve: Fine. Just fine.  See if I care.

+--------------------------------------------------+
|Dave Cochran, Data General Corporation, RTP, NC   |
|cochran@dg-rtp.dg.com                             |
+--------------------------------------------------+
|"With just enough of learning to misquote."       |
|                                   --Lord Byron   |
+--------------------------------------------------+
From: tim@physics.orst.edu (Tim Mefford)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Locality of Reference (Was: Evil Racist Degeneracy Denounced!!!!)
Date: 24 Nov 1992 01:25:32 GMT
Organization: Up the,
Distribution: world
Reply-To: tim@physics.orst.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: thyphy.physics.orst.edu
Keywords: Losers

In article <ATAYLOR.92Nov23134115@gauss.nmsu.edu>, ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:
|> ObPeeve: when physics intrudes into daily life.

I second that. 

Speaking of which, I had to sit through an hour and a half 
seminar today.  The Catholic concept of Limbo was made horribly
real to me. (No, I'm not talking about nuns dancing under sticks)

!peeve: It's cold and wet here, but I have a big hot pot o'
        chili waiting for me back at the hacienda.

Speaking of which, I have a nice, nearly empty bag of chili powder originally
obtained for me at a place called "The Chili Shop" in Santa Fe.  What would
I have to do to convince one of you desert types to replenish my stock?

ObBummer: Last week a black NYC undercover cop drew his weapon on a woman
          he'd seen jump a subway turnstile.  He was reading her her rights
          when three white cops turned a corner and came upon them.  They'd
          only popped off 21 rounds when someone got around to asking 
          questions.  Other black cops now seem reluctant to take plain
          clothes duty.  Imagine that.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Tim's to do list ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
1. Get old, die.
2. I must not think bad thoughts.
3. Get mine before this fetid rotting contaminated carcass we 
   call Earth collapses about our collective head.
4. Read a good book.
5. Eliminate homicidal clones of self.
6. Obtain fiber optic camera, produce Madonna: An Inside Look
   for prime time TV, since that's all that's really left to see.
7. Make itemized account of all precious bodily fluids.
8. Play basketball.
9. Sell Michael Eisner plan to turn Buddha into animated 
   Saturday morning crimefighter.
10.Consult hyperintelligent aliens about personal life.
11.Suggest Clinton take open air motorcade trip through Memphis
   if he really wants people to associate him with Kennedy.
12.Convince Christo to begin working with giant razor tipped 
   tumbleweeds.
---------Tim Mefford      tim@physics.orst.edu-----------------
From: pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Paul Crowley)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Raving poofters
Date: 15 Nov 92 17:04:13 GMT
Reply-To: pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Paul Crowley)
Organization: Do they make a washing powder called Caliban Automatic?

(Horrible things happened to the attributions)
>>And Paul, why is Nevin's bigger'n yours?  Of course, I suppose I'm being
>>judgemental here.
>
>Because Paul contains within him a clue and has sized his
>signature appropriately with state-of-the-art graphics.
>When someone invents a one-line triangle I'm sure he'll
>upgrade straight away.
                             __
One-line triangles are easy: \/ see?  No, I'm waiting for the one-line
fish.

Anyway, I went to great lengths to get rid of the little "--" that inews
appends so that all my posts would be ONE LINE SHORTER.  I have no doubt
that this measure has saved the net hundreds, if not thousands, of
dollars.

In fact, almost enough to pay for this post.
  __                                ____
\/ o\ Paul Crowley pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk \  /
/\__/ "I'm the boy without a soul"   \/
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 00:33:48 EST
From: <LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu> (Long Phamdo rocking PSU)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Squirrel
Distribution: world

Curtis Yarvin writes:

> A billion years of evolution cannot erect something so utterly stupid

  but nine months can ---> Curtis Yarvin....please don't reproduce


                     ==da Long-Man------------------>
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: Veteran's Day
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 20:27:39 GMT

In <Bxp14z.M31@news.iastate.edu> z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- 
Agro-Barbarian) writes:

>dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis) writes:

[responding to the inevitable Steve Franklin, I believe]
>>Kindly keep in mind, as you work yourself up into a fuming, spittle-spraying
>>fit, that in this country the term "veteran" refers not only to a fair 
number 
>>of men and women who actually displayed something like valor, but also to 
>>people--and I use the term quite loosely--like George Bush, Oliver North, 
and 
>>William Calley, all of them "heroes" of yours, no doubt.

> While I agree with the sentiments, I can't quite come to grips with
>George Bush being in here.  "Valor" is what we were after here, right?  So
>Tom, ever performed a night carrier landing?  Ever even seen one?  How about
>even seen a carrier landing?  Well, I've done them and seen them (and no, I
>was not the pilot, hence I was at the point of maximum pucker).  Bush did.

[gut-wrenching description of a n.c.l. deleted]

As much as it pains me to say this, the dictionary bears out your description 
of "valor" as accurate.  I guess, when I included the Thing from 
Kennebunkport in my list, I was thinking of his record as 
commander-in-chief, specifically his practice of expressing his irritation 
at former buddies who happen to be dictators by wiping out large numbers of 
their civilian subjects and underarmed grunts.

> Otherwise you were spot on.

Thanks.

--

Tom Dennis                    |  I looked into the abyss,
dennis@alexia.uiuc.edu        |    and the abyss looked into me--
tadg0614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu     |      and we both winked.
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: larry@peak.psl.nmsu.edu (Evil Engineer doin' it the Cowboy Way)
Subject: Re: JENNY'S LESSON IN FLAMING
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: New Mexico State University, MetaPhysical Science Laboratory
	<Nov.14.21.38.22.1992.21723@math.rutgers.edu>
	<BxqpBH.3EA@news.iastate.edu> <lggbt0INN6js@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM>
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 15:58:09 GMT

In article <lggbt0INN6js@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:
	[...]

   Geoff

  -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
 	 "I am NOT a homosexual necrophiliac," said Tom, in dead earnest.
  -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-

 	 "I am NOT a homosexual necrophiliac," said Tom, in dead Ernest.
                                                                 ^^^^^^
Sorry to be a pain the ass, Geoff, but some spelling errors just can't be
ignored.  :->

L.
"Yeh, Buddy..            | larry@psl.nmsu.edu (Larry Cunningham)|  _~~_
 I've got your COMPUTER! | % Physical Science Laboratory        | (O)(-)
 Right HERE!!"           | New Mexico State University          |  /..\ 
 (computer THIS!)        | Las Cruces, New Mexico, USA 88003    |   <> 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Disclaimer: Opinions expressed here are CORRECT, mine, and not PSLs or NMSUs..
Because the plot demands: an EVIL man!
From: pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Paul Crowley)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Two bacon
Date: 15 Nov 92 16:59:04 GMT
Reply-To: pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Paul Crowley)
Organization: Do they make a washing powder called Caliban Automatic?

In article <BxMGLo.6AC@news.iastate.edu> z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- Agro-Barbarian) writes:
>antipope@rachel.ibmpcug.co.uk (charless@scol.sco.com) writes:
>>Bowel cancer, obesity, cardiac disease -- the only excuse is up-front
>>tastelessness. Believe me, meat-eating beats a sado-masochistic
>>menage-a-trois any day of the week (with or without added Bolivian
>>marching powder). 

I prefer the SM menage-a-trois, but why choose when you can have both?
  __                                ____
\/ o\ Paul Crowley pdc@dcs.ed.ac.uk \  /
/\__/ "I'm the boy without a soul"   \/
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Debugging the group
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 16:32:33 GMT

Keep him.

Peeve: People who insist on global solutions.

Peeve2: The inner-circle mentality that is taking over altnet.

Peeve3: Lurkers who delurk for one-line comments.

-- 
ben							*****
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu					***
Do not go gentle into that good night!			   ****   *
Rage, rage against the dying of the light! - DT	     ****    	   **************
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
Subject: Re: Great Sweating Mother of Jesus!
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 01:46:48 GMT
Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow

bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich) writes: 
| In <1992Nov21.181905.28242@dg-rtp.dg.com> cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy) writes:
| 
| >Major !peeve: Manuel's Tavern.  Best cheeseburgers in the country.  All the
| >atmosphere of a bait shop, but the beer's cold and the onion rings are
| >greasy.
| 
| >Which one do you go to, Bill?
| 
| I hit Virginia-Highland most often.  Nice little area for you non-Atlantans.

Ah yes, very historic.  I always went to the one on Memorial Drive in
Stone Mountain.

| And the proprietor of Manuel's is one Manuel J. Maloof, the chief executive
| of our county government.  He's a fiesty 60 year old.  But the places
| are all run by his sons.  Virginia-Highland is the domain of his son Tommy.
| I think there are a total of three Manuel's Taverns in the Atlanta area.
| Oh yeah, the Maloofs are all solid Democrats.  Southern Democrats, to be
| sure.

That's Dekalb County, GA, for all of you folks out there that are just
*dying* to know.  And the "l" is silent, not like those places that are
spelled the same up north. For what it's worth, Cairo, GA, is pronounced
KAY-ro, Lafayette is pronounced la-FAY-it, and don't try to ask a local
where Ponce de Leon Avenue is unless you know how it's pronounced. 
Just say "Ponce" (that's "ponts").  The full pronunciation, if you're
interested, is PONTS-duh-LEE-on.

| Great place - I once "peeved" here about sharing a beer with Jimmy Carter at
| Manuel's.  It is easy to forget about the problems of the day in places like
| Manuel's - sometimes I just drink Sprite or coffee.

But you *do* eat the cheeseburgers, right?

| Huggies,

ObRetch: Bill! I'm surprised at you!  "Huggies"?  EEeeeeeewwwww...

+--------------------------------------------------+
|Dave Cochran, Data General Corporation, RTP, NC   |
|cochran@dg-rtp.dg.com                             |
+--------------------------------------------------+
|"With just enough of learning to misquote."       |
|                                   --Lord Byron   |
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Xref: sparky alt.peeves:17179 rec.motorcycles:39388
From: mhunt@csl.sri.com (Mike Hunt)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: fucking BDI motorcycle drivers
Date: 16 Nov 1992 23:41:55 GMT
Organization: Somewhat Lacking
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: affirmed.csl.sri.com


I have a method that drives tailgaters nuts, but is not
so dangerous as slowing to 20 MPH on the expressway (but
it requires a vehicle with at least moderate acceleration
to be truly annoying):

  1) Smoothly slow to 5 MPH below limit (and maintain 
     that speed).
  2) As soon as they adjust to the new speed, accelerate
     (as rapidly as possible) to 5 MPH over the limit.
     (Note: works best if you catch them off guard, so
     they don't get to accelerate with you, but have to 
     try to catch up.)
  3) If they keep their distance, the games up, but if
     they try to close again, then (this requires superb
     timing) downshift (or hit the brakes) while they are
     still accelerating -- causing them to have to SLAM on
     their brakes.  8*O  
     (Note: If you slow down too soon or too late, the 
     effect is diminished. Also, only the really aggressive
     tailgaters are forced to SLAM on the brakes.)
  4) Maintain 5 MPH below limit, and repeat step 2.

This never fails to royally piss off a tailgater, though the
less intelligent among them sometimes fall for it several 
times in a row before figuring out to pass or hang back.

This works MUCH better than just slowing down, and gives the
tailgater repeated chances to pass or hang back.  Also, it's
more fun to actively bait them than to passively appear to
drive like an alzheimers victim.

Ironically, I learned to HATE tailgaters when I used to ride
a motorcycle.  A rear-ended car driver gets a dent in his car's
bumper, while a rear-ended biker gets to examine the texture 
of the road surface.

ObPeeve: Shit-for-brains car drivers who fuck with bikers.

Mike
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: JENNY'S LESSON IN FLAMING
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 12:50:16 GMT
 <By35KE.A06@nic.umass.edu>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <By35KE.A06@nic.umass.edu>, Jenny Gutbezahl writes:

> But don't think it doesn't go unappreciated - or should I say, for
> simplicity's sake, it is appreciated, dac.  Thank you.

Warrabitch!

"Thankyou's" in alt.peeves.  You ought to be shot, raped and
pillaged!

Perhaps even pilloried.

"Appreciated".  Sheesh, I've seen some low flames in this 'ere
newsgroup, but to be labelled 'appreciated'?  Heck, I might as
well call myself St*v* Fr*nkl*n and be done with it!  [Jape,
guys, be merciful]

> >> Well, seeing as you seem just as bewildered as I, I hope you're enjoying
> >> the barrel.
> >
> >Only to your precious uninformed way of thinking, dear.
> 
> Well, seeing as you are responding to MY posts, with comments that have
> nothing to do with what I was talking about, I guess you are bewildered

Bewildered or beguiling?  Careful of that step over the chasm of
misrepresentation, Jenny.  The fall from net.grace is painful and
climbing back up takes far more effort than it is worth.

> Best wishes,

More viciousness. You're really not feeling like pulling any of
your claws today, are you.

ObSheesh.

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_