From: nance@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (nancy.l.colucci)
Subject: Woman With Many Legs has Genitals Shoved
Organization: AT&T
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 16:57:52 GMT


Happy Holidays to all who are celebrating them.  These last few days I
had the rare time opportunity to do some net.ketchup, and in honor of
the celebrated birth of the religious icon to whom I subscribe, I give
you all, in the spirit of Lederer's _Anguished English_, what I read:

(If any of you recognize yourselves PLEASE take this in the friendly
spirit in which it is meant!!!  I took special care to try to copy these
article clips EXACTLY as they appeared.)

1.  I would like to know for you, girls, will you go out with a
smaller man than you?

2.  Actually, boys and girls, its important to stop this DEAD in its
tracks.  Women tend to become irrational and totally unstable personality
types when they have encountered an Orgasm.

3.  Pulled off rec.motorcycles for your perusing pleasure.

4.  I've been physically molested (as in having my genitals grabbed and
being shoved up against walls and store counters.)

5.  The more time zones there are between us the more interested they are.

6.  I initially disliked the man who is now my fiancee.  We eventually
became friends.

7.  Well, actually there are a lot of us in the phone book in real
life too.

8.  I attribute part of my success in finding desirable women on my
trip to the fact that I met a large number of travellers (as opposed
to tourists) and there is a positive corelation with that and some of
the mental characteristics I'm looking for.

9.  And being 5'10" (yes, and you've all heard about the long legs),
there's lots of them.

10.  If I could remember the question to that answer I would have been 
happy to give you the answer to your question.

11.  I like short women, I like tall women, I like women my beight.

12.  We had so much in common it wasn't even funny.

13.   I got to meet some people that I have considered friends for
a long time.

14.  The most recent woman I attempted to date was mid fourties, and it
was not my decision that prevented anything from developing.

15.  He got back on his motorcycle and as he pulled through the
intersection he flipped off the light.

16.  Perhaps we could save a little bandwidth by asking how many women
have never known a guy that they later discovered they were attracted?

17.  I think dating someone exactly the same height is ideal.

18.  I work in a department in which I am the only women.

19.  This is not to class homosexuality as a 'disorder', but to note
that 'passing' does not imply that all is well, or the future doesn't
hold for some abnormal behavior.

20.  In some positions, differing thigh lengths can make a frustrating
difference.

21.  There is an outside chance that I'll be moving to the Binghamton NY
area after I'm finished my masters.

22.  I was sure I had a clue around her somewhere.

23.  I suppose that instant chocolate pudding is right out of the
question?

24.  In all my years of research I've noted that even over 40
womans nipples perk up when they've been out in the cold.

25.  How can you convince a larger woman that you find their body
attractive?

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Have a fun, safe, happy, and joyous New Year, everyone!!!!!

-Nancy Colucci

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Nance Colucci                                      att!ihlpl!colucci
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