From: jpglori@srv.PacBell.COM (JOHN)
Subject: Re: A rara avis of a woof for JPG...
Organization: Pacific * Bell
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 02:48:08 GMT

In article <1isqg3INN4t7@rave.larc.nasa.gov> azjohn@eagle.larc.nasa.gov (John Paul Phillips) writes:
>(It's a slow day at work, so I decided to post this. Part of the
>reason for the title is that I rarely woof, but I need to let off
>some steam after yesterday's most excellent game! The other reason,
>well, read on...)
>
> Mr. John P. Gloria, you claim that your middle initial stands for Paul just
>like me, but I suspect that it stands for Poultry. In view of your pervious
>behavior, I hope you don't eat at KFC, or you would be committing cannibalism!
>
As a matter of fact, I did eat at KFC last week and I got minor food
poisioning! :-^) Another fact: In my early teens we owned a 5-acre farm
and we raised egg-laying chickens (500+). Therefore, I know all about
chickens and eggs! I also know how to ring/chop their heads off! :^)
I can also mimic a chicken laying an egg and crow like a rooster. I
also LOVE Fried Chicken and mashed potatoes! Hmmmmmmm, I guess I am
an ANIMAL!!!!!!! WOOF! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! 


>After having plucked and dressed the Eagles, The Metallic and Royal Blue JJs 
>are going to show your beloved team for the turkeys that they are! In other
>words, Steve (or Joe) is going to feel like that he has been cast in the
>sequel to Hitchcock's avian suspense flick! 
>
BTW: We also had turkeys in our farm. Oh what the heck. I might as well
name ALL the anminals we raised so you can include them in future
replies/post. Let me see we had: a couple of milk cows, we always had
at least one steer for slaughter, pigs, turkeys, chickens, ducks, geese,
rabbits, pet cats/dogs/Great Horned Owl/red-tailed hawk/pigeons/ and
I guess that just about does it. Of course we had the obligatory
garden(s).

>Before you squawk, remember that they couldn't beat the Cardinals. Every game
>that they've played was close, except for the Falcons! They'll be lucky to
>avert a goose egg against the top-ranked defense in the NFL! You watch and
>see if the 9ers don't stuck their heads in the mud like ostriches and if the
>fat lady don't start to imitate a  canary, and perform the 9ers' swan song 
>before halftime! 
>
Gee John Paul, my fellow brethen! Having maritial/girlfriend problems?
Hmmmm, I suspect you are JEALOUS of ME & ALN! Yup, I figured as much.
It's okay, I forgive you my brethen and namesake soul brother!

>Your team better be ready to duck their own fans tossing objects at them! The
>Penguin has more class than your team, and Big Bird has more brains than the
>9ers' coach! Your eyes gonna to get round like an owl's and then they'll
>burst with tears! You and your team are gonna eat crow! After the game, I'm
>sure that we wouldn't hear a peep from you until next season! I know that
>it's going to be tough to swallow all this, but you have been warned.
>You better hope that the punishment come swiftly, so you can go fly a kite in
>that windbag of a stadium (Of course, you'll have to go around that giant egg
>that your team's going to lay)! The entire point of this post is that your
>team's for the BIRDS!
>
Our fans never toss objects out in the field in purpose! Occassionaly,
the Candlestick wind will "snatch" a paper plate of finger foods and it
will "sail" into the field, but it is not done purposely! :^) Remember
my brethen, all these stuff you are saying just might come at you!
Will you be so humble then? It's okay. I suspect someone has illegally
used your account to post this dastardly post. Then again, I'm sure
the DEVIL made you do it. He must have caught you on your "bad day".
Hey, it's okay. I still LOVE you! Disclaimer: LOVE you as in one
brethen to another! :^)
>
>
Cockadoodle-doooooooooooooooooooo!

******* John PAUL Gloria ****** jpglori@sysengr.pacbell.com *******
-- 
"A cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man,
and never fails to see a bad one. He is the human owl,
vigilant in darkness and blind to light, mousing for
vermin, and never seeing noble game."  Henry Ward Beecher
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