From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Info regarding rules on ALT.FLAME
Date: 7 Jan 1993 16:39:58 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

Firstly:

LOOK OUT YOU DUMB-SHIT BRAIN TUMOURS THE MASTER FLAMER IS BACK! 

So whats going on in alt.flame at this moment?

Having given in and admitted what fucking arseholes they are, all the analy 
retarded colonials have withdrawn from the yanks v. limeys row, leaving one 
clear winner : ME

The dago with the IQ of a vacuum pump, Michelle, (or 'elle' as its male friends
refer to it as) has been outmanouvred by a stupid fucking woman, and has been 
told off by his sysadmins. Now we have some other dumb jerk posting messages
supposedly from 'beyond the grave'. Could they be Michelle? Or a vain attempt 
to be an idiot at the expense of someone we all hate anyway?

And where's K e n?

In the meantime,
In article <1993Jan6.171620.46166@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> dchatterjee@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
>
>  Dear Netters:
>
>   This is my first posting. I want to know what are the generally accepted
>  ground rules for "ALT.FLAME" newsgroup ????

There are no rules in alt.flmae. If there are any net rules about offensive 
language etc, they are generally ignored.

I shall now provide an example post showing the sort of flaming quality you
should aspire to: 
Please note that the characters in this flame are entirely fictional, and
any similarity with real characters is purely unintentional.

Suppose some arsehole posts this:
  ----------------------example 1 stars here----------------------
  [header omitted]

  Hey deb, you are a real mother's bottoms. You fuck your dog and they catches
  disease off from you. 

  At least Italian girls have a nice look not like you ugly warthog.

  -Michele

  PS I fuck you.
  ---------------------end of example 1------------

Now you should respond in the following manner:

  -------------------example 2 starts here----------------------
  [header omitted]

  In article 845630567, Michele writes
  >Hey deb,... 

  Its deborah to you you dumb cock-sucking fuck of a fucking idiot wop!
  You betta LEARN RESPECT arsehole!!!!

  >          ...you are a real mother's bottoms. You fucks your dog and they
  > catches disease off from you.

  Of course YOU'D KNOW fuck-face, considering you LICK OUT every dog you ever
  see and then you WANK THEM OFF and INJECT the CUM into your ARSE!! 

  > At least italian girls have a nice look not like you ugly warthog.

  Hey wop, you havent even seen me you eeejit!! how could you possibly know?
  If you sit in the street an oggle at all the girls who walk past because
  none of them will fuck you, that's your look out.

  > -Michele
  >
  > PS I fuck you

  Some chance, you deformed dago.

  SO FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU STUPID WOP AND IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT AT LEAST POST
  A DECENT FLAME

             deb chatterjee
           (a good samaritan)
  ------------------end of example 2---------------------

Note the methods used here:

(1) Empowerment. You must put the lame-flamer in his/her place. You may be
    impressed by his/her flames, but you must never admit it.

(2) Exposition. If someone talks about unusual biological activities, this
    generally implies they must do it to know about it. Expose this.

(3) Inadequacy. Many of the posters to alt.flame are sexually inadequate or
    dysfunctional. Male AND female.

(4) Summing up. At the end of your flame, re-iterate your comments in a 
    simpler form. This allows the low-IQ contingent to understand.

>
>  Please reply via e-mail or post it on this newsgroup, please.
>
>      - hope all of you had a Happy New Year,

I won't know until the end of this year will I.

>
>            deb chatterjee
>          (a good samaritan)
>
>           e-mail: dchatterjee@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu

~THE GREAT NAME


-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 17:47:29 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Did They Get Michele? UPDATE - WOP HAS BEEN CAPTURED
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.