HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: EC0AAEF <EC0AAEF@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU>
Subject: Light Bulb Joke
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-12498]: music.tcs.tulane.edu
Organization: Your MUSIC System
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:16:53 GMT


How many analysts does it take to change a light bulb?










ONE, BUT THE LIGHT BULB HAS TO WANT TO CHANGE

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From: gt4278b@prism.gatech.EDU (Jensulu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:  Scottish Jokes
Keywords: OBJoke, too
Date: 19 Nov 92 16:40:41 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

Did you hear about the Scotsman who had to give up sex and golf at the
same time?

He tore his condom and lost his ball.

JtVI

-- 
Jensulu the Village Idiot    
U.S.S. Confusion, United Federation of Slightly-Computer-Literates 
"I was attempting the hell to communicate." -Spock   
HELP!  I'm trapped in this computer class and I can't get out!     
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jayu@owlnet.rice.edu (Jaydip Tilak Vashi)
Subject: Re: Female Masturbation!!!
Organization: Rice University
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 19:51:35 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.223958.22676@r-node.gts.org>, shadow@r-node.gts.org (Jay Chu) writes:
|> In article <97617@netnews.upenn.edu> pdyson@cattell.psych.upenn.edu (Paul J Dyson) writes:
|> >
|> >Speaking of euphamisms for female masturbation, I just happened
|> >to have a few that I can add........
|> >
|> >fixing the ceiling.
|> >shredding the paper.
|> >organizing the files.
|> >rearranging the furniture.
|> >asking a question.
|> >propping up the pillow.
|> >counting one's money.
|> >washing the elevator.
|> >throwing away the slinky.
|> >exploring the tax shelters.
|> >excavating an old Nissan.
|> >recycling the garbage.
|> >changing the lightbulb.
|> >
|> >Anyone got any more??????
|> 
|> 
|> -- 
|>         ______                shadow@r-node.gts.org
|>        | |__| |   If it's there and you can see it       - it's real
|>        |  ()  |   If it's there and you can't see it     - it's transparent
|>        |______|   If it's not there and you can't see it - you erased it!


How  about:

Play Yellow Pages (you know, let your fingers do the walking).

Jay Vashi

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.  Inside of a dog it's too
dark to read."
        -Groucho Marx
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
From: teresas@hpgrla.gr.hp.com (Teresa Simske)
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 00:20:12 GMT
Subject: Re: Funny names
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Greeley, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor



I coached a twirp soccer team last year. On another team were the Ness brothers.
P. Ness and A. Ness. These kids weren't bright enough to make this up 
themselves - I'm sure this has been copied many times. Still, it was
worth a grin. A grin. Not a laugh.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Brian Frank Wawryk)
Subject: chicken
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:41:07 GMT

I heard this one on America's Funniest People (Yes we get it up here
in Canada too).

Q:  What goes peck, peck, BOOM.

A:  A chicken in a mine field.

        ----------------------------------------------------------
       /\ \\\\        **** \   Brian F. Wawryk                    \
      ///\   \\\\    ****   \   University of Mantioba             \
     /////\     \\\\****     \   Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada         \
    ///////\       \\\\       \   e-mail: umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca  \
   /////////\     ****\\\\     \                                      \
   ----------\   ****    \\\\   \   "Give it all you got...            \
              \ ****        \\\\ \    then borrow from your neighbour." \
               ----------------------------------------------------------
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted....answering machine messages
Date: 18 Nov 92 15:51:43 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Nov17.044643.52593@gmuvax.gmu.edu> 6168aa@gmuvax.gmu.edu writes:
>In article <1992Nov9.012859.52547@gmuvax.gmu.edu>, 2153bm@gmuvax.gmu.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Nov3.162608.87313@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, jao0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JONATHAN ANDREW OMINSKY) writes:
>>> If anyone has answering machine messages please send them to me.
>>> 
>>> My email address is jao0@lehigh.edu
>> 
>>   OK...
>> 
>> Mine says...  "Hi, you've reached Steve and Marion's place, we're not
>>                going to answer the phone right now, so please leave
>>                your name and number and we'll get right back to you."
>> 
>> (You didn't say it had to be funny!!!)
>
>	And yet, s/he posted the request in rec.humor... ?
>
>	Hello...?
>	Hello??
>	Look, whoever this is, it's not very damned funny!
>	<*beep*>
>
>	...or something to that effect.  :)
>

"Hello you have reached the home of Andy. Please bear with me while I tell
you the Green Golf Ball Joke, then leave a message after the tone"

-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |    
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Subject: Re: Marketing Researh in Europe
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 18:41:27 GMT

In article <1ds55pINNjal@aludra.usc.edu> gilbertl@aludra.usc.edu (Gilbert Man-Fai Lau) writes:
>...
>2. Do Europeans accept American idea and culture?
>
>3. Do Europeans influenced by Americans?
>
>4. How's the entertainment business in Europe compared to America?
>...

Ha, ha, ha.  What a master of subtle humor.  Definitely one of the best
rec.humor submissions of recent times.  Let's not start another Yanks
vs. Brits thread.

ObJoke: Bombeck's Rule of Medicine:
	Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

-- 
======== Boyd Johnson    nosc!spectra.com!johnson  San Diego, Ca. ========
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher)
Subject: GGBJ
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:50:58 GMT

Greetings netters,

  I have the GGBJ but absolutely refuse to piss off my system operator by
posting it.  Besides, my mailbox is lonely and I have only one friend
(wonder why)  ;-)  If you want the GGBJ, email me for it.

Chris

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Lets all test together
Date: 16 Nov 1992 10:49:47 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk

Test


















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| Sam   Jam|"Never underestimate the importance of a cheap laugh"-       |
| Liddicott| phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk  | I WAS IN IDAHO | Plucky Duck TTA |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Homework (was Re: help friendly alien (was Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?))
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 00:44:36 GMT

In article <168A4EF1A.EIVERSO@cms.cc.wayne.edu> glorp@planet.x writes:
>greetings earthlings,
> 
>i am glorp of planet x. my starship has crashed landed on earth.
>since there are so many smart earthings here, perhaps one of you
>can fix a fleeblebrox generator (model z9999-q) that is on the fritz.
>any help will be appreciated.
> 
>adTHANKSvance
> 
>glorp of planet x

Would you PLEASE stop trying to get the net to do your homework?
We've been over this before.

:) mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "We're going away now. I fed the cat."
From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The Real GGBJ posted, finally!
Date: 18 Nov 92 16:48:14 GMT
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation

In article <16100061@hpsad.sad.hp.com> marsh@hpsad.sad.hp.com (Marshall Ward) writes:
>
>The joke is............
>ON YOU!  There is NO GGBJ!
>IT DOES NOT EXIST!  

Alas the inside jokes about both the GGBJ and BOFH are out.
So many people requesting the Green Golf Ball Joke and the
Bastard Operator From Hell series and neither one of them
really exists.  We've all had our laugh, now it's time to 
put them away until next semester and start teasing some 
new students.

;-)

-- 
======== Boyd Johnson    nosc!spectra.com!johnson  San Diego, Ca. ========
From: awy0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ARDEN W. YOUNG)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Date: 17 Nov 92 06:21:57 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

US AIR....Unquestionably Still Allegheny In Reality.....

Art
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jiazhang@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Jiajie Zhang)
Subject: Volunteers Needed for an Experiment in Cognitive Psychology
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 19:20:00 GMT




We are currently conducting an experiment to study how people solve
very simple problems.  We ask for volunteers to participate in this
experiment.  It only takes about 2 to 3 minutes.  Plus, it is fun and
enjoyable. 

To do the task, simply type:

telnet canyon.psy.ohio-state.edu (or 128.146.112.91)
Login: psyexp
(No password is needed.)

Then enter your terminal type, such as vt100, sun, xterm, and so on.

Everything is fully automatic and self-explained.

If you have any questions, please feel free to call me or send me
an email.

Thank you for your help.

-----
Jiajie Zhang, 			(614)-292-8667 (office)
Assistant Professor		(614)-885-7995 (home)
Department of Psychology	jiazhang@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
Ohio State University	 	zhang@canyon.psy.ohio-state.edu
Columbus, OH 43210


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman)
Subject: Re: GGB Joke, Yes I'm actually requesting it.
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 19:07:06 GMT

In article <1992Nov14.210756.15527@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Blade) writes:
>
>	Well, the title pretty much says it all.  I'd like to see the Green
>Golf Ball Joke, assuming that it actually exists.  Yes, I may have bad
>taste.  My sysop may kill me, but I don't mind if it's before finals.  Could
>somebody either e-mail it to me or repost it?  Thanks for any responses.
>				Pete Schott

I'd like a copy too, mail it to me at kurgan@choate.edu

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From: jkemper@ub.d.umn.edu (Stooopid)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Makenzie Brothers
Date: 17 Nov 1992 09:37:03 -0600
Organization: University of Minnesota, Duluth
NNTP-Posting-Host: ub.d.umn.edu



	Anybody have the liericks to their 12 days of Christmas song?

	Please send to jkemper@ub.d.umn.edu

	THANKS!!
From: D.G.Legros@bradford.ac.uk (DG LEGROS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: In search of e!!!
Date: 20 Nov 92 22:03:38 GMT
Organization: University of Bradford, UK
Originator: 92356597@ccw202
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Brian J. Cail, University of Massachusetts (cail@ecs.umass.edu) wrote:
: IN SEARCH of e!!!
: 
: If anyone has or can generate a approximation of the number e (2.71828 . . .)
: could you please e-mail me the output?  I'd like an approximation to 50,000
: decimal places to fit next to a print-out of Pi to the same decimal place.
: 
: 
: 					Thanks,
: 
: 					Bri
: 					<Cail@ecs.umass.edu>
: 
: -----
: what would the world do without engineers?


And why pray-tell is this in rec.humor, huh?
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From: dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lawrence of Arabia does the nasty!
Date: 18 Nov 92 16:13:58 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>Dear readers,
>       Check this out...I was cruising through my JOKE.DIR and found this.
>It was sent to me by a friend of mine, several months ago.

>>   My name is Khalid and I am from K.S.A.
>>
>>   I have to tell you my story with my girl friend,

         [Stuff deleted about trying to make it and failing.]

>>  The problem that I don't know what to do to satisfy her?, please help me..!
>>
>       Lawrence of Arabia he ain't!
>
>Bill Plunkett

Actually, from what I have heard about Lawrence of Arabia, Lawrence of Arabia
he may be!

D.
-- 

******************************************************************************

Donald L. Hardy                                    Office of Physical Planning
Project Planner                                    Lehigh University
dh0a@lehigh.edu                                    (215) 758 5110
From: Mark.Steiger@f4018.n282.z1.tdkt.kksys.com (Mark Steiger)
Sender: FredGate@tdkt.kksys.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: How many Soviet emigres d
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 02:19:15 -0600

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



2 but don't ask me how they got in there.....


 * Origin: The Igloo BBS Minneapolis 612-574-2079 (1:282/4018)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Gundlach Family account)
Subject: Re: CRAPPY JOKE
Organization: UGA Statistics Department
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 20:48:39 GMT

%_>>>Anyway, I liked the joke (even this time around).
%_>
%_>>>obbadjoke: Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
%_>>>           A: It was dead.
%_>
%_>>Q: Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree 
%_>>A: It thought it was a game !
%_>
%_>Q: Why did the third monkey fall from the tree?
%_>A: The tree fell down.
%_>
%_Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
%_A: Because it was stapled tot he monkey!

Q: Why did the elephant climb the tree?
A: To see where the strawberries were.

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stomp out forest fires!

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stomp out flaming ducks!

%_

-- 
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*-:^) *** Mike Gundlach        * "No, please, call me, 'Wonko the Sane'.
* Gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu.*  Goodbye, and Thanks For all the Fish
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: moon@acca.nmsu.edu ('short attention span theater')
Subject: 99 logic errors
Organization: Alternative Collegiate Computing Association
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 15:48:05 GMT


99 logic errors in a program, 99 logic errors,
fix one up, run it again
100 logic errors in a program.

100 logic errors in a program, 100 logic errors,
fix one up, run it again
101 logic errors in a program.

101 logic errors in a program, 101 logic errors,
fix one up, run it again
102 logic errors in a program.

etc. etc.

-jon
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nick:    Jon                                     -o-o-
address: Home is where I log in.                 ( o )
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From: andra@cs.widener.edu (Robert Andracsek)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Date: 24 Nov 92 02:38:41 GMT
Organization: Widener University CS Department, Chester PA
NNTP-Posting-Host: maggie.cs.widener.edu

In article <By6Dn9.KEz@news.udel.edu> chic@chopin.udel.edu (Robert L Chiccarine) writes:
 >In article <196440005@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com> guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) writes:
 >>Calling into the porcelain mug for "RALPH" and "EARL" .
 >
 >
 > How bout to be involved in a personal protien purge

My favorite:

Suckin' on the big white breath mint.

-- 
|R. Andracsek  |  e-mail: andra@cs.widener.edu  |  Voice: kinda deep...  
|  Coach:"Do you think losing is funny?!?"
|  Player:"Not at first, but once you get the hang of it..."
|                 ---The Mighty Ducks
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Subject: haha
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:01:23 EST

An young upcoming executive was out to lunch with his boss. His
boss mentioned that he was thinking of sending his daughter to
Georgia Tech. The exec laughed and said, "No one goes to Georgia
Tech except football players and whores!!" The boss grew rather
irate and said, "I'll have you know that my wife went to Georgia
Tech!!" The young exec was in trouble!! He blurted out, "Oh
really?? What position did she play?"

--
Mike Clemens, Canada Remote Systems
E-Mail:  mike.clemens@canrem.com
---
  SLMR 2.1a  Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or a Sysop.
--
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World's Largest PCBOARD System - 416-629-7000/629-7044
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com (Mark Johnson)
Subject: Re: 10 reasons why girlfreinds are better
Reply-To: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com
Organization: Motorola Wireless Enterprises, Schaumburg, IL
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:38:56 GMT

Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway. writes:
=)
=)  10 REASONS WHY GIRLFRIENDS ARE BETTER THAN COMPUTERS
=)
=) 1. Girlfriends are cheaper to maintain than computers.
There must be something wront with either your girlfriend or your
math department.

=) 5. Girlfriends function very well during main current breakdowns.
But not during routine hormonal breakdowns!

=) 6. When a girlfriend makes an error, it is not ALWAYS your fault.
Girlfriends must be significantly different to wives in this respect.

=) 8. Girlfriends' memories do not get accidentally erased.
No, not accidentally...

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| johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com |   mean they're not out to get you. |
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From: lee@equinox.unr.edu (Lee T Grasseschi)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Limericks
Date: 19 Nov 92 22:41:28 GMT
Organization: University of Nevada, Reno

Some dirty limericks for y'all.  I made up the first two, and stole the
last one:

There once was a baker named Sherm
Who flavored his pastries with sperm.
He said, "What's the matter?"
As he mixed up his batter,
"I still use a spoon to stir'm."

There was a young gal from Montana
Who had an affair with a banana.
She hugged it and squeezed it,
Loved it and teased it, and said
"It tastes better than a mana."

There was a young girl from France
Who got on a train, by chance
The engineer fucked her
As did the conductor,
And the brakeman came in his pants.  


-- 
	Lee Grasseschi				
	University of Nevada, Reno              
	Mackay School of Mines
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.cascade
From: maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: These aren't funny
Date: 18 Nov 1992 14:11:03 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk

	What's brown and sticky?
		A stick
	What goes splash splash splash splash splash splash?
		Rain
	What goes flip flop flip flop scuffle flip flop flip boing
	wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee splat?
		A lemming wearing ill-fitting shoes
From: dsbb@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (D. SPENCER BEECHER)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 17 Nov 92 00:32:27 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


>Does it exist or is it just all a joke.

Just so you know, I have seen the Green Golf Ball Joke.  It is one
of the truly great jokes to come out of Scotland (along with Mary).

I'd post what I remember of it (most), but I don't tell it right.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: raf5s@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Rob Flax)
Subject: Re: Pickup Line List wanted!
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 23:41:12 GMT

"Let's do breakfast tomorrow--should I call you or nudge you?"
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (WE'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE WE'RE NOT ALL HERE)
Subject: Re: Finish this joke.
Summary: Missing Socks  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: Breakfast Club Poodle Salami Naked
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 19 Nov 92 04:39:25 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.220912.1445@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com                      writes...
>In article <1992Nov16.215031.23643@homebase.vistachrome.com>, eric@homebase.vistachrome.com (Eric Brunson) writes:
>=)Fans of the movie "The Breakfast Club" will reconize this joke.
>=)...
>=)That's when Nelson falls through the ceiling into the hall.
>=)
>=)Has anyone ever heard the rest of the joke (if there ever was one)
>=)or can anyone come up with a good punchline?
> 
>Don't waste bandwidth on requests like this.  The punchline for this joke
>is in the FAQ, on the page right after the Green Golf Ball Joke.

And the book were the jokes are, is in the same drawer that all the missing
socks you ever lost are.

>| Let's face it; if our lawyers knew what went on here, they'd shut us down.  |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: aorpha@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:46:35 GMT

In article <1992Nov15.234707.16644@ils.nwu.edu> lynch@ils.nwu.edu (Richard Lynch) writes:
>"TANSTAAFL"     Rich lynch@aristotle.ils.nwu.edu
there ain't no such thing as a free lunch
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 11:40:29 EST
From: <KWK107@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Wanted GREEN GOLFBALL JOKE

  I've seen about a thousand requests for the green golfball joke.  Would
someone PLEASE e-mail it to me, I want to see what's so funny.  Thanks.
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 20 Nov 92 19:09:01 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov16.223040.211@igor.tamri.com>, mikeb@igor.tamri.com (Mike Bra
canovic) writes:
>In article <1992Nov16.062012.15065@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg> gckchin@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg (Ke
lvyn Chin) writes:
>>Thi Van Ausdal (ausdal@ece.scarolina.edu) wrote:
>>:
>>: > FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
>>:
>>:
>>: >Well there you have it!! Add on if you can!!
>>:
>>
>>FIAT-  Fuck in a Taxi.
>>
>>kelvyn
>
>FIAT- Furt In A Toalet
>
BMW- Break My Window
BMW- Busted My Wallet
BMW- But at least my Motor Works

-- 
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
758-0207
MLSA

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett