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From: jamesb@nevada.edu (James Bender)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Organization: University of Nevada System Computing Services
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 02:49:13 GMT

>>               seen "When Harry Met Sally", eh?
>>       (Goldie Hawn did a hellofan impression, didn't she?)
>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
		^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

	Don't you mean Meg Ryan?


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From: Glen.Taylor@f126.n105.z1.fidonet.org (Glen Taylor)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: band names
Date: 25 Jul 92 05:13:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: lrifido.712126808.2


 -=> Quoting Grig Larson to All <=-

 GL> Some local bands that have come and gone...
 GL> 
 GL> Slug Patrol
 GL> Megahernia


There is a band here called, Jumbo Frank and the Wienies.  We went and
watched them play at the local pub.  




... This tagline followed me home. Can I keep it? Pleeease?
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.10

 * Origin: Lawson & Reay - Vancouver, WA - (206) 574-8287 (1:105/126)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gfowler@javelin.sim.es.com (Gary Fowler)
Subject: Re: Lawyer Jokes Wanted
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 17:49:25 GMT

swispl@solomon.technet.sg (SW International) writes:



>As my brother is a top lawyer, I am looking for a definitive list of
>'lawyer jokes'.

>Any contributions will be much appreciated!

>Regards,

>Brian Cohen

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a computer salesman?
A: The lawyer knows that he is lying.

The Pope dies and goes to heaven.  At the "Pearly Gates" he is not met
by St. Peter, but by some second class angel.  When he asks where St. Peter
is, the angel answers that he had a very important new arrival to attend to.
The Pope, feeling dejected says, "I have spent my whole life in the service
of the Lord.  I was His representative on the earth.  How could someone be
more important than me?"  The angel replies "We have lots of Popes here, but
it's not every day we get a lawyer."
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.sex
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Notty Limerix
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 04:58:24 GMT
Organization:  The following is all GERG'S fault!  

In article <2774@perl-sun.dwrsun4.UUCP> perl@dwrsun4.UUCP (Robert Perlberg) writes:
>In article <9z=m4#l.tyger@netcom.com>, tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
>> Alas, he can't even take credit for writing most of them....they're from
>> 101 dirty limericks...forget the author.
>
>I'm not sure if this is the same book I'm thinking of, but I once saw a
>compendium of dirty limericks written by (believe it or not) Isaac
>Asimov!

Oh gosh, I haven't the foggiest! Anyone else help out on this one?

>Robert Perlberg

  Tyger ( My copy is 400 miles away)


-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: Paul.Baggott@newcastle.ac.uk (Paul.Baggott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: e-mail prank
Date: 29 Jul 92 08:21:13 GMT
Distribution: uk
Organization: University of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK NE1 7RU

One of my colleagues has just started using e-mail. He's on holiday at the      moment and I thought it would be good to give him something to do when
he gets back. His nick-name is "Percentage Billy" 'cos he's always
looking for an earner. Send you e-mail to "Bill.Foggo@uk.ac.newcastle".
Don't tell him about this message. Cheers.
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Dyslexic Policeman (was: agnostic insomniac with dyslexia)
Date: 27 Jul 92 22:19:30 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Jul24.020223.24355@uniwa.uwa.edu.au> shump@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Scott Humphries) writes:
|johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
|
|>In article <1992Jul22.153052.11424@Arco.COM> dbgbes@edp.arco.com (Bruce Shellenbaum) writes:
|
|[about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac]
|
|>This is only about the tenth time in the last two weeks someone has posted
|>this joke.  
|
|Yeah, good one.  That makes *YOU* the eleventh!!

I didn't post the joke.  

| Why do people like
|you bother posting notices like this one?

No idiots like you will think before posting something here.  You are capable
of thinking aren't you?

|If you think you're too good for the network then don't read it.

Then I'd miss the chance to flame stupid people.  Hell, if I didn't read the
network I would have missed your article.

| If someone posts an article on a subject that's only just been finished
| with, just accept it, and don't write them off.

Sorry, (no I'm not) but stupidity isn't something that I think should be
tolerated.  I question the intelligence of someone who feels that they are
posting something funny (this *is* rec.humor) even though it has been posted
a hundred times before.  Perhaps you're just easily amused but usually after
I hear a joke a few times it loses it's humor.  Is there anyone that *hasn't*
heard that joke?

|Some of us don't have continuous access to the net, and
|if we find something in the interim that we thought was funny, we would
|like to be able to post it without being abused

Sorry. (no I'm still not sorry).  This is Usenet.  Get used to being abused.

|Your sort of comment only discourages more-casual users from participating.

This sounds like a "good thing" to me. I would prefer that people that had
something to contribute participated, then again, when I'm reading I prefer
humor to mindless drivel. 

| "Oh I better not post this - it might have already been put on."  
| Is that what you want? 
 
Bingo.  You might also consider whether it's appropriate for the group.
HINT: read news.announce.newusers.

OBJ:  They say that George Bush is the environmental president. This is
true.  Since he's been elected more people are living outside.
-- 
+============================================================================++
| John Fereira            "Is that all you ever think about?"                |
| johnf@auspex.com                                                           |
+============================================================================++
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: > Jokes mailing list
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 11:42:03 GMT

nunis@hpsgm2.sgp.hp.com (Simon Nunis) writes:

>yep...add mine in there too...it qwould be nice.

You know, you people are really clueless.  Instead of posting 'me too'
over and over and over, and hoping that the mailing list maintainer is
reading this thread, why don't you try _mailing_ to him?

His address is knodel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu

Furrfu!

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,cognos,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"A witty .signature proves nothing" - Voltaire (sort of)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: stripsky@methane.vnet.ibm.com (James M. Stripsky)
Subject: RE: French Jokes
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 17:46:53 GMT
Reply-To: stripsky@methane.vnet.ibm.com (James M. Stripsky)
Organization: IBM East Fishkill
Followup-To: French Jokes

An American, a Russian, and a Frenchman are stopped on the street and asked:

"Excuse me, but may I have your opinion on the oil shortage?"

The American replies "I don't understand what a 'shortage' is."

The Russian replies "I don't understand what an 'opinion' is."

The Frenchman replies "I don't understand what 'excuse me' is."

Insert laughter here.



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jholtgra@afit.af.mil (Jeremy C. Holtgrave)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 19:31:03 GMT

In article <1992Jul31.165516.12925@dickens.com> jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar) writes:
>In article <Bs7r3L.M2u@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore) writes:
>>In article <725@dsbc.icl.co.uk> abw@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Andy Wardley) writes:
>>>>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>>>>Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
>>>Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
>>Don't you mean Crystal Gayle?
>Don't you mean Alan Hale?
Don't you mean J.J. Cale?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD CRAIG HYATT)
Subject: Re: Baby jokes wanted
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 18:17:23 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.055144.23857@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
>In article <1992Jul24.035812.29008@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au> rhoge1@esk (Robin J.N. Hoge) writes:
>>Is it possible to get a list of baby jokes?
>>
>>Thank you.
>>
>How do you make a dead baby float?  One scoop ice cream, one scoop
>dead baby.  (Ba-boom!)
>
>How did the dead baby cross the road?  Stapled to the chicken! (Ba-boom!)
>
>What's grosser than 20 dead babies in one trash can?  One dead baby
>in 20 trash cans! (Ba-boom!)
>
>What's even grosser than that?  The one at the bottom trying to eat
>it's way out! (Ba-boom!)

What's the difference between a pickup full of dead babies
and one full of bowling balls?  You can't unload the
bowling balls with a pitchfork!  (Ba-boom!)
Boy!  Shades of sixth grade!!


-- 
--------------------
Craig Hyatt
NCSU@Raleigh, NC USA
echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu
--------------------
From: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jen Schacher)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Reply-To: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 17:07:01 GMT

A patient at an Optometrist's office that I used to work for 
was named Candy Beaches.

Not too funny, but definitely unusual.
From: gbelli@opal.tufts.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST: make like a _____
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:42:46 GMT
Organization: Tufts University - Medford, MA
Originator: news@jade.tufts.edu

In article <BrrDH0.A2u@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, jcc41885@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Fezzik the giant) writes:
> Hey there people! I was wondering if any of you guys had any of the
> make like a ____ sayings at all?
> 
> I only know a few of them and was wondering if there were anymore.
> 
> If any of you people know them could you mail or post these for me?
> A few that I know...
> 
> Make like a drum and beat it!
> Make like a tree and leaf.
> Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here!
> Make like a Tom and Cruise.
> 
> (I know I know pretty pitiful isn't it :) )
> 
> Thanx in advance!
> 
> Josh Chen
> 
> Jcc41885@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
 How about:
     Make like a preacher and get the hell out of here.
              Gretchen 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dbgbes@edp.arco.com (Bruce Shellenbaum)
Subject: Re: Dyslexic Policeman (was: agnostic insomniac with dyslexia)
Organization: ARCO - Aept
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 15:30:52 GMT


|> In article <1992Jul15.022639.23765@athena.cs.uga.edu> cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu (Clark Adams) writes:
|> >Q.  What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic with an insomniac?
|> >
|> >A.  Someone who lies awake at night wondering whether there is a dog.
|> 
|> Heard about the Dyslexic Policeman?  He spent all night Saturday giving
|> out IUD's.
|> -- 
|> vsnyder@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov   vsnyder@math.Jpl.Nasa.Gov  <-- preferred
|> ames!elroy!jato!vsnyder     ames!elroy!math!vsnyder
|> vsnyder@jato.uucp

How about the anorexic dyslexic agnostic. He starved to death pondering the
existence of dog.
From: bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A man walks into a bar ...
Keywords: florida, lock and, lime pie
Date: 24 Jul 92 18:26:58 GMT
Organization: Mississippi State University, Department of Agricultural Economics:  Geographic Information Systems

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 martinis.

Bartender: Is there a group on the way or are these just for you?

Man	 : They're just for me.  Line them up in a row and I'll
	   and I'll drink 'em all down.

Bartender: Is there something you're celebrating?

Man	 : Yep, my first blow job.

Bartender: That's great! Here let me give you another so it will be
	   an even 13.

Man	 : Oh, that's ok.  If 12 doesn't get rid of the taste an extra
	   one won't make that much difference.

-- 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bill Balcerzak       /* "Bug fixes?  We should just go slap the
bill@aec.msstate.edu /*  user on the side of the head and tell 
601-325-8321         /*  'em not to do it anymore." RA
Newsgroups: rec.humor,from.socal.com
From: mike@wilma.Berkeley.EDU (Michael A. Bodie)
Subject: Re: A puzzling question
Reply-To: mike@wilma.Berkeley.EDU (Michael A. Bodie)
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 21:15:59 GMT

In article <jhainey.02n5@guild.socal.com>, jhainey@guild.socal.com (Jay Hainey) writes:
|> I have often wondered about the phraze I am about to post.  I have spent many hours of relentless puzzlement over this simple phraze.
|> 
|> If you ignore someone, does that make you ignorant?
|> 
|> Any suggestions?
|> 
|> jhainey@socal.guild.com
|> 
|> --- Via UCI v1.03 (C-Net Amiga)
|> 

In your case, yes...
From: glenda@st.nepean.uws.edu.au (Glenda Robinson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Road signs
Date: 28 Jul 92 05:16:38 GMT
Organization: University of Western Sydney

About changing road signs :-

Where I live, each suburb's sign has an altitude on it. The suburb one up the
hill from us is often known as a 'hole', mostly because of the lack of shops,
busses, people, etc, etc there. One day I'm going to attack the altitude sign
and put a - in front of the numbers with electrician's tape (don't want to
vandalise!!!), thus proving that the place really IS a hole. 
                        (eg: alt. -260m) 
Should give all the locals a laugh.

Glenda.

--
Glenda Robinson                               University of Western Sydney
                                              Kingswood
glenda@uws.EDU.AU                             NSW Australia
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mariac@athena.mit.edu (Edwin Marin)
Subject: Re: Headline on a scandal rag
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 16:56:25 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.152532.16893@sequent.com> edw@sequent.com (Ed Wright) writes:
>
>Then again if he had 4 wives he had already hung himself
>or screwed himself .......
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Ed
>-- 

Obviously, since none of the four wives would do it for him...


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lsh1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Shane Hebert)
Subject: Re: Requesting sexist jokes
Organization: Mississippi State University
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 15:22:50 GMT

In article <bs9bur.m9j@wang.com> dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:
>A little boy and a little girl lived next-door to each other.
>One day, the little boy showed the girl a toy truck he had. The
>little girl said, "I have one of those, too."
>
>The little boy went back in the house and came out with another
>toy, and the girl said, "I have one of those."  This happened
>a few more times, and finally the boy pulled down his pants
>and said, "I'll bet you don't have one of these!"
>
>The little girl pulled down her skirt and said, "My mom says
>that if I have one of *these* I can get all of *those* I want!"
>

A similar joke:

A little boy and a little girl were trading looks at their private parts
when the little girl asked "Can I touch it?"
The little boy pulls away and says "NO!  You've already broke yours off!"

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: rec
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 14:03:29 GMT

>james@ee.uts.edu.au (A. James Boswell) writes: 
>> I always wanted to have a band called "Mean Root and the Standard
>> Deviations" but no one else liked it. If you use it, let me know. I
>> mean, I really liked it and I might still use a variation of it (maybe
>> just the standard deviations, and a sigma for an emblem/logo).
>> 
>> James.
>
>GEEK!
boy you said it!
hey, how about Rock and Role's theorems    (aaaarrrgghhh)
or The Mean Value Theorems                 (blaaarrgghhh)
or "The Chain RuLeZ Gang"                  (puke)
or Con-Cavity and the Non-Homo-Geneous Second-World-Order Linear DIFF-EQs

-ara (I hate calc!)
From: webdw@cbnews.cb.att.com (bruce.d.woods)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 24 Jul 92 15:25:40 GMT
Article-I.D.: cbnews.1992Jul24.152540.22300
Distribution: usa
Organization: AT&T

In article <1992Jul17.205007.8301@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> pam10@po.CWRU.Edu (Peter A. Margaritis) writes:
>
>	This week the Detriot Lions drafted: Harry Colon
>
>	Someother funny names:
>
>		1) Peter Burns
>		2) Richard Head  (Dickhead)
>		3) Johncock.  Is that Mr. John Cock or Johncock
>		4) Dick Tweeter
>


Congressman from New Hampshire   -  Dick Swett
 
Fire Chief from Brentwood, NH   - Red Burns
From: doug@e7sa.epi.syr.ge.com (Doug Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 25 Jul 92 18:18:28 GMT
Reply-To: doug@e7sa.epi.syr.ge.com
Organization: General Electric

In article 1460@flux.UUCP, lgs@adpgate.UUCP (Lyle Stahnke) writes:
you->
you-> A girl in my high school was named Candy Pound.
you->
you->She was a sweet girl.

I went to elementary school with a girl named Candy Bell.

She was a ding-a-ling. (True story. Couldn't resist the pun. Hey, Candy, if you're out there, *sorry* and *write*.)

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From: stedman@alcor.usc.edu (Ian D. Stedman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: License plates...
Date: 25 Jul 1992 02:28:16 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

In California, custom plates are not permitted to be possibly randomly
generated.  This, then, actually came up randomly...

2LZY469
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: uk09365@nx26.mik.uky.edu (robert i kesten)
Subject: Re: Dyslexic Policeman (was: agnostic insomniac with dyslexia)
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 21:23:21 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.153052.11424@Arco.COM> dbgbes@edp.arco.com (Bruce  
Shellenbaum) writes:
> 
> |> In article <1992Jul15.022639.23765@athena.cs.uga.edu>  
cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu (Clark Adams) writes:
> |> >Q.  What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic with an  
insomniac?
> |> >
> |> >A.  Someone who lies awake at night wondering whether there is a  
dog.
> |> 
> |> Heard about the Dyslexic Policeman?  He spent all night Saturday  
giving
> |> out IUD's.
> |> -- 
> |> vsnyder@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov   vsnyder@math.Jpl.Nasa.Gov  <-- preferred
> |> ames!elroy!jato!vsnyder     ames!elroy!math!vsnyder
> |> vsnyder@jato.uucp
> 
> How about the anorexic dyslexic agnostic. He starved to death pondering  
the
> existence of dog.

	TRUE STORY
	A small-town cop pulled my SO over once because one of
	her headlights was out.  He admitted that he
	didn't know how to spell
	"illuminated" so he wrote "right headlight not lit"
	on the ticket.  Then he had to ask my girlfriend if
	he had spelled "lit" correctly.

(I mean, that's sort of a joke, right?!)

Robert K.
From: jheath@CERIS.Purdue.EDU (Jim Heath)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes
Date: 29 Jul 92 16:20:33 GMT
Organization: Center for Environmental and Regulatory Information Systems, Purdue University

From article <1992Jul29.153300@axion.bt.co.uk>, by pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik):
> 
> In article <1992Jul29.140842.3889@julian.uwo.ca>, jv@irus.rri.uwo.ca (Jeffrey Verhagen) writes:
> |> In article <1992Jul29.084735@axion.bt.co.uk> pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik) writes:
> |> >
> |> >In article <51038@dime.cs.umass.edu>, prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER) writes:
> |> >|> 
> |> >|> 	Y'know, most of the blonde jokes I've heard on this group
> |> >|> are just recycled JAP jokes.  (And they weren't that funny then...).
> |> >|> ...
> |> >|> the JAP jokes were WAY off-base.  How do these things get started?
> |> >|>
> |> >
> |> >Wouldn't you want to know.  ;-)
> |> 
> |> The first time I saw many of these jokes, they were part of the sorority
> |> girls series. Which came first: JAP jokes or sorority jokes? - or are the
> |> blonde jokes derived from both?
> |> 
> |> Jeff.
> 
> I think the blonde jokes came before all the others.  What do
> other people feel or know?
>

I remember hearing some JAP jokes in '83 or '84. 
-- 
"Land of song, said the warrior bard,           Jim Heath
Though all the world betrays thee.
One sword, at least, thy rights shall guard, (The Minstrel Boy)
One faithful harp will praise thee."         (Thomas Moore)
From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Olympic Joke
Date: 29 Jul 92 18:27:19 GMT
Organization: Institute of Olympic Jokers

That one heard today.

In the Olympics, women have to pass a blood test.

This girl was just talking with the doctor.

"I have some good news and some bad news for you:
--Bad news first, please.
--Bad news are that according to the test, you're a man.
--Sigh, no more games for me.  And what's the good news?
--Congratulation.  You're pregnant.

-- 
  \_\    Denis Beauregard  *  internet:beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca
 /   \   Genealogiste officiel : Beauregard/Jarret/Jarest/Vincent
J   __>  Barthelemy Jarret (1471) -> Andre Jarret, sieur de Beauregard (1665)
\_.-===   -> Denis Beauregard (1992)                  Opinions ? Et pis non !
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: RTL22898@VAX1.UTULSA.EDU (Tristia)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Grafitti Quotes
Date: 24 Jul 1992 13:51:00 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu
X-Unparseable-Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 13:50:28 -0500 (CDT)

From: holly@hpcupt1.cup.hp.com (Jim Hollenback)
Subject:Re: Grafitti Quotes
Date: Thu, 9 Jul 1992 19:29:53 GMT
Message-ID:<-286879931@hpcupt1.cup.hp.com>

DAM - Mothers against Dyslexia
Newsgroups: rec.humor