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From: mia@crosfield.co.uk (Mark Allison)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
Subject: Re: the thread about Bond women...
Date: 23 Dec 92 17:13:56 GMT
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doylemw@ccs.csus.edu writes:
: But Man with a Golden Gun was the worst Bond movie ever...
: because...Moore (playing JB) slaps around Scaramanga's mistress to get
: information about where the golden bullets are picked up from.  unbelievable
: Bond hitting a woman.  (never would have happened if I.F. was still around...
: R.I.P)

Sorry, I have to disagree.

Bond is a professional whose job is more important to him than any casual
relationship along the way.  In many cases he obtains information from bedroom
talk, but he would not hesitate to use violence against anyone, be they male or
female, in order to gain valuable information.

Always remember that he is licensed to kill, which does not mean licensed to
kill only men (can't remember if he kills Irma Bunt in the book of You Only
Live Twice, but even if he doesn't, he would certainly like to avenge the death
of Tracey).

Bond would never use his license to kill gratuitously, but grant no special
favours, regardless of sex, if it was necessary to complete the task in hand.

Just my 2p's worth.

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From: ICSCH@ASUACAD.BITNET
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
Subject: Re: Voting Poll for Best Movie and Best Villian
Date: 22 Dec 92 22:59:24 GMT
Organization: Arizona State University

My vote for best movie: "They Spy Who Loved Me"

My vote for best girl: "Dr. Holly Goodhead"
From: dweddin@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
Subject: LAZENBY BASHING!!!!
Date: 31 Dec 92 13:57:40 EST
Organization: University of Toledo, Computer Services

i agree with all this lazenby bashing...he was the worst James Bond
ever (although i think roger moore also was pretty bad!!!)

did you know, however, that lazenby is considered to be the BEST
james bond by movie critics and the arts and croissant crowd.

how do they figure that????

don wedding
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
From: hopper@ucunix.san.uc.edu (FreeBird)
Subject: Re: New movie... more...
Organization: University of Cincinnati
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 09:13:11 GMT

In article <1hofckINNn6k@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> fisseha@egr.msu.edu (Yonas Fisseha) writes:
>In article <1992Dec23.145531.15390@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> vlsi@neptune.ctr.columbia.edu (VLSI (Gary Dare)) writes:
>>
>>
>>I just read it this morning in NY Newsday...
>>
>>James Bond is back...MGM will release another movie in 1993 with
>>Timothy Dalton...
>bleah,  he should be taken out and shot.

 Oh, he's not that bad... sure, he's not Sean Connery, but hey. At least
he isn't *shiver* George Lazenby.


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From: hopper@ucunix.san.uc.edu (FreeBird)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
Subject: Re: LAZENBY BASHING!!!!
Date: 1 Jan 93 04:57:13 GMT
Organization: University of Cincinnati

In article <1992Dec31.135740.751@uoft02.utoledo.edu> dweddin@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:
>i agree with all this lazenby bashing...he was the worst James Bond
>ever (although i think roger moore also was pretty bad!!!)

 Roger Moore was just....flighty. He was James Bond exploring his
feminine side, yet still scoring with the babes. :)

>did you know, however, that lazenby is considered to be the BEST
>james bond by movie critics and the arts and croissant crowd.
>
>how do they figure that????

 Easy. they're idiots.

>don wedding


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From: kuvamp@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
Subject: RE: Gardner Books
Date: 21 Dec 92 10:55:25 CST
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

I thought that _The Man From Barbarossa_ got much better at the end.  In my
opinion, the worst entry into the Bond Canon that gardner has made has to be
his latest, _Death is Forever_. This is absolutely awful, with a lot of "cute"
little in-jokes about Ian Fleming's writing style and a completely out-of-place
endorsement for safe sex (Bond in bed with Girl, Bond gets condom--OK no big
deal so far, then BOND GIVES A LECTURE ON SAFE SEX???!!! "There are some risks
even I'm not willing to take" or some such rot--COME ON!!)  It's too bad, too,
because in my opinion, DEATH IS FOREVER is one of the best Bond-sounding titles
that anyone's ever come up with.  Wierd thing, though: In my opinion, One of
gardner's best books has the worst title: WIN, LOSE, OR DIE.  Maybe its a
trend.

Along the same lines, has anybody ever written Bond fiction?  If so:
		
		1) what titles have you used? I've found that in Bond fiction,
or adventures for the Bond RPG, one of the hardest things to come up with is
the title.
		2) Can we get some people to post their fiction to this group?

						--------KUVAMP
From: dweddin@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
Subject: General Comments/Questions
Date: 29 Dec 92 23:32:02 EST
Organization: University of Toledo, Computer Services

here's a question that always bothered me....

in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service", Blofeldt (i think played by
Tele Savalis) got his neck broke.  But then in "Diamonds Are Forever"
he's back as good as new.... how come????

also, he makes another appearance at the grave sight of Tracy Bond in
I think "Moonraker" (not sure if that's the movie)...but anyways, he's
got a broken neck again.

what's the deal????


also, i vote that Moonraker is by far the worst bond movie and that
the Roger Moore movies were the ones that ruined the movie series.


don wedding
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Tuesday, 29 Dec 1992 02:09:39 EST
From: Ryan R Robbins <IO20456@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
Subject: Unbelievable

Of course no one is expected to take the James Bond books or movies
seriously, but there is an expectation of realism in the way things
work in the world.

Take for instance in "Licence To Kill," when Sanchez swings a mach-
ete at Bond while they're fighting beside a truck. Sanchez misses
Bond and cuts the brake line, causing the brakes to fail and the
truck to roll down the mountainside out of control.

Well, when a brake line is cut in an air braking system, the brakes
lock, they don't release. The truck should have been going nowhere
after the line was cut.

Aside from this blunder in "Licence to Kill," can anyone else come
up with other scenes in either the books or movies where things
were outright impossible?

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From: lchoqu%asylum.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Lee Choquette)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
Subject: Re: Unbelievable
Date: 31 Dec 92 01:41:15 GMT
Organization: University of Utah CS Dept

In article <92364.020939IO20456@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> Ryan R Robbins
<IO20456@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> writes:
 > Aside from this blunder in "Licence to Kill," can anyone else come
 > up with other scenes in either the books or movies where things
 > were outright impossible?

There's a weird transition in the movie For Your Eyes Only where Bond and some
other good guys break into a warehouse at night.  The assassin with the
octagonal glasses escapes and drives a short distance in a Mercedes, with Bond
chasing him on foot.  By the time they reach a cliff somewhere above the
warehouse, it's *daylight*.  (Sorry for leaving out names and such--it's been
over three years since I last saw the movie.)
  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
   . . . . Lee Choquette . . . . . . . . . .The early worm . . . . . . . . .
  . . . .lchoqu@cs.utah.edu . . . . . . . . . gets eaten. . . . . . . . . .
 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
From: vlsi@neptune.ctr.columbia.edu (VLSI (Gary Dare))
Subject: New movie... more...
Organization: Columbia University Center for Telecommunications Research
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 14:55:31 GMT
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I just read it this morning in NY Newsday...

James Bond is back...MGM will release another movie in 1993 with
Timothy Dalton...

Produced by Cubby Broccoli (a "true" James Bond so;)

No title or plot seems to be ready, but at least, it is starting...

Chris Tretz
tiger@vlsi.columbia.edu
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From: Chuck.Lavazzi@launchpad.unc.edu (Chuck Lavazzi)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
Subject: Re: General Comments/Questions
Date: 30 Dec 92 19:57:53 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service

In article <1992Dec29.233202.733@uoft02.utoledo.edu> dweddin@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:
>here's a question that always bothered me....
>
>in "On Her Majesty's Secret Service", Blofeldt (i think played by
>Tele Savalis) got his neck broke.  But then in "Diamonds Are Forever"
>he's back as good as new.... how come????
>
>also, he makes another appearance at the grave sight of Tracy Bond in
>I think "Moonraker" (not sure if that's the movie)...but anyways, he's
>got a broken neck again.
>
>what's the deal????
>
	That's easy: he was only "Marvel Dead" (formerly "Fu Manchu Dead").
Appropriate enough, since most of the Bond films are live comic books anyway.
Chuck

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From: agnus@amylnd.stgt.sub.org (Matthias Zepf)
Subject: Re: Bond movies: the best & the worst
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Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 06:39:33 GMT

Ronny Lobo (ron@muppet.bt.co.uk) wrote:
> Best movies:  The last two were superb (Yes I have seen them all,
>               and in roughly the order in which they were released.)  {:)
>               Licence to Kill is my favourite.
>               The Spy Who Loved Me was a previous favourite.
>               Several of the Sean Connery ones were also much loved
>               at the time eg Goldfinger, You Only Live Twice and
>               Diamonds are Forever.
> 
> The worst:    Hmmm, not easy.  I enjoyed all of them while watching them.
>               But in retrospect,  Moonraker and A View to a Kill
>               were a bit weak.

One see, opinions are very different ...

My bests:  Goldfinger
           On Her Majesty's Secret Service
           Moonraker

My worsts: Thunderball
           You Only Live Twice
           The Spy Who Loved Me

Have a nice day, Matthias
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From: fisseha@egr.msu.edu (Yonas Fisseha)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.james-bond
Subject: Re: New movie... more...
Date: 29 Dec 92 03:07:00 GMT
Reply-To: fisseha@egr.msu.edu (Yonas Fisseha)
Organization: Michigan State University
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In article <1992Dec23.145531.15390@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> vlsi@neptune.ctr.columbia.edu (VLSI (Gary Dare)) writes:
>
>
>I just read it this morning in NY Newsday...
>
>James Bond is back...MGM will release another movie in 1993 with
>Timothy Dalton...
bleah,  he should be taken out and shot.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.disney.afternoon
From: dark1@netcom.com (Steven Seeger)
Subject: Re: Darkwing Duck Quotes
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 06:52:09 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.125023.1@devl.fnal.gov> reyna@devl.fnal.gov writes:
>Sometime ago, someone posted all the Darkwing Duck sayings
>(like "I am the terror that flaps in the night!"), and when
>I came by to copy it, it had disappeared.  Does anyone out
>there have a copy of the sayings?  If so, could you please
>post them again?
>                                 Thanks,
>                                 Darkwing Duck II
>
I can do better than that! Ftp to ftp.ctr.columbia.edu and go to
/pub/DA/sounds/Darkwing/

There is a directory called terrorquotes but I don't remember the
casing... Anyways, in that directory is the entire list of quotes
digitized in Microsoft .WAV format, sampled at 11khz.


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.disney.afternoon
From: gsbrande@acs.ucalgary.ca (Geoffrey Sean Brandenburg)
Subject: Re: Darkwing Duck Quotes
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 92 20:45:38 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <1992Dec28.065209.16876@netcom.com> dark1@netcom.com (Steven Seeger) writes:
>In article <1992Dec23.125023.1@devl.fnal.gov> reyna@devl.fnal.gov writes:
>>Sometime ago, someone posted all the Darkwing Duck sayings
>>(like "I am the terror that flaps in the night!"), and when
>>I came by to copy it, it had disappeared.  Does anyone out
>>there have a copy of the sayings?  If so, could you please
>>post them again?
>>                                 Thanks,
>>                                 Darkwing Duck II
>>
>I can do better than that! Ftp to ftp.ctr.columbia.edu and go to
>/pub/DA/sounds/Darkwing/
>
>There is a directory called terrorquotes but I don't remember the
>casing... Anyways, in that directory is the entire list of quotes
>digitized in Microsoft .WAV format, sampled at 11khz.

Not even close to that.  I've digitized the quotes from five or
six shows.  Eventually they'll all be there, but it'll take a loooong 
time.

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From: reyna@devl.fnal.gov
Newsgroups: alt.fan.disney.afternoon
Subject: Darkwing Duck Quotes
Date: 23 Dec 92 12:50:23 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory
NNTP-Posting-Host: devl.fnal.gov

Sometime ago, someone posted all the Darkwing Duck sayings
(like "I am the terror that flaps in the night!"), and when
I came by to copy it, it had disappeared.  Does anyone out
there have a copy of the sayings?  If so, could you please
post them again?
                                 Thanks,
                                 Darkwing Duck II
From: tmbrex@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dice-man
Subject: Re: Hello?
Date: 22 Dec 92 15:32:45 EST
Reply-To: walter@dice.com
Organization:  Wright State University 

In article <21DEC199216244234@cats.ucis.vill.edu>, 126580828@cats.ucis.vill.edu (Brooklyn Boy!) writes:
> Where are all the Dice fans???
> 
> The Matador of M83


We're all out using the "It's Christmas...Blow me, for Pete's sake" routine...

Works like a charm!!!  OHhhh!



			Walter O.

p.s. Keep posting...we'll be back!
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Tuesday, 29 Dec 1992 12:28:35 CST
From: <U30633@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dice-man
Subject: Re: Dice's bits

In article <Hg9gwB2w165w@mintir.new-orleans.la.us>,
corleone@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Daniel Marsalone) says:
>
>   I recently borrowed my friend's Dice tape, the one that says "Warning:
>No jokes are on this recording" on the label.
>
>   On this tape, I consider Dice to be at his best. my friend thinks that
>his HBO special and that DICE RULES is much better. I disagree.
>
>  What do you think of it?
>
I personally think Dice is only suited for brain-dead boneheads who think
and act like him.

No offense intended, of course.

Joel
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dice-man
From: winterh@emunix.emich.edu (Twist)
Subject: Re: Dice's bits
Followup-To: alt.test
Summary: net idiots 
Organization: Detroit Institute of Criminal Arts and Sciences
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 20:46:56 GMT

In article <92364.122835U30633@uicvm.uic.edu> <U30633@uicvm.uic.edu> writes:
>
>I personally think Dice is only suited for brain-dead boneheads who think
>and act like him.
>
>
>Joel

I guess it must be true of you then Joel since you not only read this
newsgroup but you post to it as well.

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From: usscriv@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dice-man
Subject: Concert, anyone?
Date: 31 Dec 92 15:36:26 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

Hey there!

Is anyone out there gonna go to his concert in Memphis?  I'm supposda go but I
think that may have fallen through....

Oh well!

Rebel
From: danmar@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Daniel Marsalone)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dice-man
Subject: Re: Dice's bits
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 92 10:08:46 CST
Organization: Minas Tirith BBS (Public Access Usenet for New Orleans)

 Joel, what kind of comment is that? 
  
 Some of Dice's stuff is really good. 

 Sure the guy suffers from a lack of material and exposure (I've only 
 seen two or three comedy specials from him). But the stuff that he does 
 come up with or at least 70% of it is good. 
  
 Let me tell you something, I was the first kid on the block to realize
that the Diceman character was a blatant rip off of Jerry Lewis' "Buddy 
Love". Even so, I think he came up with some good bits. Sure he didn't 
create the character, but if he did, he would be a genius. Jerry Lewis is 
the genius. Although no match for Lewis, Dice is still one of the best 
comedians of the 80's and possibly the 90's if he ever would do a concert 
movie or HBO special again.
 
   Daniel Marsalone
From: corleone@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Daniel Marsalone)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dice-man
Subject: Dice's bits
Date: 28 Dec 92 05:15:28 GMT
Organization: Minas Tirith BBS (Public Access Usenet for New Orleans)


   I recently borrowed my friend's Dice tape, the one that says "Warning: 
No jokes are on this recording" on the label. 
  
   On this tape, I consider Dice to be at his best. my friend thinks that 
his HBO special and that DICE RULES is much better. I disagree. 
  
  What do you think of it?
From: 126580828@cats.ucis.vill.edu (Brooklyn Boy!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dice-man
Subject: Hello?
Date: 21 Dec 92 21:24:00 GMT
Organization: Villanova University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

Where are all the Dice fans???

The Matador of M83
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From: billy <billy@planet.com>
Subject: Re: E-mail and news account for lemur needed
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jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (J. Furr)

ha ha. right.
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From: jack@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (Jack Campin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,rec.arts.books
Subject: Re: lemurs in literature
Date: 23 Dec 92 14:11:52 GMT
Reply-To: jack@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (Jack Campin)
Organization: COMANDOS Project, Glesga Yoonie

jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel K. Furr) wrote:
> jack@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (Jack Campin) writes:
>> jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel K. Furr) wrote:
>>>  Perhaps I should post reviews of some books about lemurs.
>>> That is, if I can find any.
>> Frans Lanting: "Madagascar".  It's a recently published (and rather
>> expensive) book of photographs of the Madagascan landscape and wildlife.
>> Lemurs are only part of it.  That place is *alien*.
> But of course, lemurs are an *important* part of it.  Anyway, hmm, you're
> in the UK, I wonder if I could get that book through interlibrary loan
> here.   Where'd you see it?  

I've seen it in several places that sell art and photography books.  Here's
a citation for it:

   Type of Material: Book
     LC Call Number: DT469.M28 L36 1990
             Author: Lanting, Frans.
              Title: Madagascar : a world out of time / photographs and text
                     by Frans Lanting ; introduction by Gerald Durrell ;
                     essays by Alison Jolly and John Mack.
   Publication Info: New York, N.Y. : Aperture, c1990.
  Phys. Description: 143 p. : ill. (some col.) ; 32 cm.
              Notes: Includes bibliographical references (p. 142).
           Subjects: Madagascar--Description and travel--1981-
        Other Names: Jolly, Alison.
        Other Names: Mack, John.
     LC Card Number:    90081488
               ISBN: 0-89381-422-9 (hardcover)
               ISBN: 0-89381-458-X (pbk.)

It might be cheaper in the US: I haven't seen the paperback here.

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