HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: US29923@VM.CC.LATECH.EDU (Mary Ann Monnin)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: LOUISIANA TECH UNIVERSITY
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 15:33:44 CST

 
In article <alan.8@ps-mail.pass.wayne.edu> alan@ps-mail.pass.wayne.edu (Alan Moen) writes:
>In article <1593@rwja.umdnj.edu> spence@soma.umdnj.edu (Bill Spence) writes:
>
>>>>>>>I knew a gynecologist, her name was Mrs. Hymen ....
>>>>>>>
>>>>>There is a gynecologist in Northern Virginia by the name of Harry Beaver,
>>>>
>>>>I had a friend in high school who was named "Judy Eater".  She had a
>>>>brother named "Peter".
>>>
>>> I knew a girl whose last name was Wonderlick.
>
>>I went to school with a girl named Kathy Popadick.
>
>Exit #69 on I-75 is Big Beaver road...
 
A neighbor of mine growing up was Dick Ball.  A friend of a friend here in
NC is named Will Ball.
 
There's a gynecologist in Louisiana who specializes in infertility named
Dr. Dickey
 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Subject: Re: Woody Allen
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 92 15:41:53 GMT

dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:

>eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall) writes:

>>Joseph Smith was the founder of the Mormon church - Brigham Young was its 2nd prez.
>>After J.S. was murdered. He had about 70 wives (must have been nice!).

>I've only had two of them and I don't think I'd want 70.

Bummer.  After I posted that, I realized I should have said,
"I don't think I could take 68 more of those!"

-- 
Dave Bushong, Wang Laboratories, Inc.
Project Leader, OCR products
Internet: dbushong@wang.com
From: pwwisnes@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (*** Censored ***)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More tasteless acronyms (or The Tale of the Unfinished List)
Date: 2 Oct 92 23:07:34 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA

Two terms I used when in the oil business:

   SWAG - Scientific Wild Ass Guess (use it as a verb)
   LUST - Leaking Underground Storage Tanks 

Paul
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From: aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine)
Subject: Re: Airplane! script
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 13:47:44 GMT


If anyone is sending this please send it to me as well.
thanks.
####
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com (Maurice E. Suhre)
Subject: Re: WANTED: Fireman Jokes
Organization: TRW, INC.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 23:59:12 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.121826.1@acad2.alaska.edu> angab@acad2.alaska.edu writes:
>A friend and classmate is leaving the fire department, and I'd like to give him
>a collection of fireman jokes.  Anyone heard any good ones? Email or post.
>
>gerry busch

When I lived in an apartment complex, there was a barbecue held on
Sunday evening.  It was a way to meet some of the other tenants.  There
was one fellow who was studying for the Captain's exam (he was a
fireman).  He had made up a set of 3x5 cards with questions on one side
and answers on the other.  I was looking through them (they deal
primarily with personnel problems and management).  When I read

Why should Captains be rotated periodically?

I answered with "To keep them from getting too burnt on one side!"

At that point, he took the cards away from me.
-- 
Maurice Suhre
suhre@trwrb.dsd.trw.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Computer Science Joke
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 4 Oct 92 19:46:56 CST
Organization: Brandon University

Learning to be a computer programmer is a lot like two elephants mating:

	1. It is done very high up.

	2. It takes forever.

	3. It is VERY noisy.

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From: spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bastard operator from hell - any more episodes?
Date: 7 Oct 92 08:08:03 +1300
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Just behind the back of beyond

In article <175@elli.une.edu.au>, gbrown@elli.une.edu.au (}) writes:

Catstyle archived them (I think they went up to 13) at deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu.
I think you can still get to them there, although it's accessed from a
different machine.

As for More, There may be one more in the pipeline.-- 

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 [========] Private. Bag 3105,  Hamilton, New Zealand. spt@grace.waikato.ac.nz

If you push something hard enough it will fall over.
From: jm8x@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: rec.humor
Date: 2 Oct 92 13:34:07 EDT
Distribution: rec
Organization: Cornell University

Hi there all. Does anyone have a copy of Norm's one liners from "Cheers?"
I saw it on this group last spring but I didn't save a copy (foolish I know)
If you have it, could you please send me a copy directly. I don't get on the
net much. Thanks for all your help, keep laughing.

Manish
or in%"jm8x@vax5.cit.cornell.edu"


Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: shc@bluemoon.rn.com (n shane chambers)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Blue Moon BBS ((614) 868-998[024])
Date: Sat, 03 Oct 92 06:29:05 EDT

jruschme@nyx.cs.du.edu (John Ruschmeyer) writes:

> >
> >>I thought an Apple was a fruit and a Macintosh was a raincoat?
> >
> >I thought IBM stood for "I Bought Macintosh"
> 
> 
> 
> Hmm... May be...
> 
> Evidence... A few months ago I bought an Apple proFile HD (5mb disk used
> on the Lisa) from a surplus vendor at a computer show.  On the back was
> an IBM property tag.
> 
> 
> 

heres some thing to think about...

        At AT&T Bell Labs, Columbus, there is a SUN SPARK lab, with a 
laser printer in it.  On the printer is a SUN logo, but if you take it 
off, you find it to be ....guess what.....APPLE!

I`m still tryong to figer that one out:)

....hmm, maybe thats why they can`t get it to talk to the network any 
more?

                  Shc


This is from
  shc@bluemoon.rn.com or ...nstar!bluemoon!shc
Who doesn`t have his (or her) own obnoxious signature yet...

                                And doesn`t plan on getting one eather!

                                             *:)
From: comp_oper@darwin.ntu.edu.au (Glenn Wallace)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Brigham Young (was Woody Allen)
Date: 7 Oct 92 09:46:53 +0900

In article <1992Oct5.180607.28425@fcom.cc.utah.edu>, bcc@lanai.Eyring.COM
(Brian Cooper) writes:
> I think even Brigham Young would have found the story funny.  By the way,
> as I remember my Utah history, the number of his wives was considerable,
> but I don't think it was more than about 35.  And I think there is a fair
> amount of truth to Mark Twain's tale -- managing even one wife and one
> family is more than enough work for me!

Managing all those wives is one thing, but what I would like to know is how
he managed all those mother-in-laws.

-- 
Glenn Wallace					comp_oper@darwin.ntu.edu.au
Northern Territory University
Darwin, Northern Territory,
Australia, World, Universe, etc...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DISCLAIMER:
This is not necessarily the views of the management of this establishment:-
We just chain him up in that little cubby hole of his and leave him be!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jreynold@nmt.edu (John Reynolds)
Subject: Re: Questions of the Universe
Organization: New Mexico Tech
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1992 17:12:36 GMT

Here's a good question for the universe.....

How come you never *see* the money in pay-phones being collected???


-Jr



-- 
Windows...It's like a stale cookie.
OS/2..."It's like butter" (SNL quote)
From: djg@cray.com (Dennis Guldan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ggbj - urgent request!!!
Summary: Dats not the GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE
Date: 29 Sep 92 20:17:51 GMT

In article <61140012@hpcvnb.CV.HP.COM>, moursund@hpcvnb.CV.HP.COM (David_Moursund) writes:
> >What the hell is a "ggbj"? (or should I look at my acronym list?)
> 
> Hey!  It's starting again!  This should be in the FAQ list...
> 
> The ggbj is the famous (perhaps 'legendary' is more apt =) 
> Green GolfBall Joke.  Rumors of the existance of a very offensive
> joke (the GGBJ) were started on this very newsgroup about 2 years
> ago, and lots of people helped continue the hoax, pretending that
> they had copies.  This led to a rash of people posting messages
> asking for copies, as well as some amusing stories about how 
> certain copies had been encrypted, translated into sanscrit, etc.
> 
> Note that there actually *does* exist a particular stupid joke,
> which can be modified to include green golf balls, but this is
> not the "real" GGBJ (obviously, since there is not "real" GGBJ.)
> (This fake joke is about a little kid who, when asked what he
> wants for his birthday, says "10 green golf balls", and later, when
> he graduates from high school, he wants GGBs for his present, and
> when he graduates from college, same thing, and at the end of this
> shaggy dog story, he gets hit by a car and dies, and we never find
> out why he wanted the green golf balls.  Funny stuff, eh?
> 
> dm
> 

   DAT's NOT THE REAL GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE....
   LET's HERE THE REAL ONE...

   H. ROSSe
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fgn@cbnewsb.cb.att.com (frank.g.neves)
Subject: Re: Bowling Wit Wanted...
Summary: A Suggestion
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 17:49:26 GMT

In article <1992Sep24.212944.6846@amgen.com>, chriss@sam.amgen.com (Chris Silvester) writes:
> Hi all...
> 
> I'm captian of a bowling team here in Southern Cal, and where currently in
> search of a team name.  We've come up with several, but none we can agree on,
> and none were all that great.  I'm hoping the net.wit has the answer!
> 
> Email or post is fine...
> 
> Thanks in advance,
> 
> Chris S. (chriss@sam.amgen.com)

I assume you're looking for something a little different. With that in
mind, and considering that bowling is a good sport if you have time to
"spare", how about:   The Spare Ribs (especially if you all have a good
sense of humor.

Frank
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cl129501@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Subject: WANTED: ASCII Cows
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 13:47:12 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

I'm also looking for the file with the cows in it.  Could someone please post
it or mail it to me.

tnx, Darren
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 00:30:51 GMT

$ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
>In article <1992Sep21.035843.3401@lugb.latrobe.edu.au>, 9124704t@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Paul Veiser) writes:
>> In article <1992Sep8.075304.5164@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>>>Shaw's Principle:
>>>    Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will
>>>    want to use it.
>> What does that say about Mac users? ;-)
>> Paul Veiser

>MACS ARE THE only COMPUTER TO USE!!!!!!!! ALL OTHERS PALE IN COMPARISON!!!
>Feel free to send me flames, but I will just ignore them.

Well, I guess that proves Shaw's principle, doesn't it.

[Huge, heavily warlorded signature deleted]

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"Beebelbrox, over here!" "No, Beebelbrox over here, who you?"
"A friend." "Anybody's friend in particular, or just well disposed to people?"
Organisation: European Space Technology Centre (E.S.T.E.C)
Date: Wednesday, 30 Sep 1992 17:23:14 CET
From: <TPATTERS@ESTEC.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject:    What is perserverance?

Q:What is the defintion of perserverance?
A:two gays pushing a pram.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Bastard operator from hell - any more episodes?
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:51:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.014244.15208@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> s1073200@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (***Paul Jackson**) writes:

>Hell, I only got up to episode 10, please post or mail 11, please, please
>please.

Sorry, he ran out of users to victimize.


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"...I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I
thought 'One of us is in real trouble'." Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash
From: gelly@persoft.com (Mitch Gelly)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: THESE DAMN CASCADES!
Keywords: peche kriek framboise
Date: 28 Sep 92 21:26:34 GMT
Organization: Persoft, Inc.

In article <1992Sep28.025953.123947@zeus.calpoly.edu> jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch) writes:
>In article <1992Sep25.235305.982@ttinews.tti.com> sorgatz@avatar.tti.com (sorgatz) writes:

>>Hey look, it's pretty obvious you people have not been paying attention;
>I agree, I think it's about time we hold these reposts up to inspection.
I third the motion, we must stop now before we all get an infection.

>>cascades are not a part of the charter for 'rec.humor'. Kindly stop posting
>Anyways, all those freshman geeks ain't doing nothing but boasting!
I should have been working today but I've really just been coasting.

>>this garbage. There is an alt group called 'alt.cascade' specifically for
>As a social elite I can say that people starting cascades are a big bore.
This quadruple cascade may only promote a large flame war.

>>these stupid, run on postings..that goes for you too, Kibo! 
>Hey! Do you know about the tremendous size of my libido?
To put in this much effort requires a large magneto!



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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sead@mundoe.maths.mu.OZ.AU (Sead Mujushi)
Subject: Re: Fanning the Flames of Hate
Reply-To: sead@mundoe.UUCP (Sead Mujushi)
Organization: Department of Mathematics, University of Melbourne
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 04:28:52 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.183434.11252@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu> davidk@welch.jhu.edu writes:
>In article 1996@newstand.syr.edu, hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low) writes:
>>
>>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
>I am not wearing any underware...
>
>These are my words blah blah blah...

I'm dying a cascade death! Please stop it! (What rhymes with blah?)

PS : Wear not ware! I add one more entry in my kill file.

Guy  : How 'bout coming over my place for hamburgers and sex?
Girl : No way!
Guy  : What you don't like hamburgers?

                               ,,,
                              (o o)
  ------------------------oOO--(_)--OOo----------------------------
		     sead@mundoe.maths.mu.oz.au
		     S e a d      M u j u s h i
		     University   of  Melbourne
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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 16:57:39 EDT
From: Joe Carlson <JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The Candidates for Pres & Wizard of Oz

In article <92271.164030JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu>, Joe Carlson <JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu>
says:

> I thought you'd all like to hear about the
>potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz...

>First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have
>no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart".

>So the Wiz said,"So be it".

>Second was Dan Quayle.  He said to the Wiz, "People think I'm unintelligent
>and
> have no common sense what so ever...I wish to have a Brain".

>The Wiz said, "So be it".


>Third was Ross Perot. "People say I have no confidence and I lack
>conviction...
>..I wish to have some Courage".


>And then Bill Clinton approached the Wizard.

>The Wizard looked at him, and said, "Well, what do you want?"

>To which Clinton replied, "I'm here for Dorothy!"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad)
Subject: NoTitle
Organization: George Washington University
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 21:52:51 GMT

	If a he-faggat marries a she-faggat, can they have little fagggats?

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN)
Subject: stupid criminal tricks
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 04:27:00 GMT

	From Jay Leno (supposedly true):
	This guy went into a convenience store  and asked for an application
for a job.  He wrote on the back side of the application, ``This is a hold-
up.  Hand over all your money and you won't get hurt.''  The clerk did so.
The police were able to find the crook easily, though, because on the front
of the application, he had filled out his correct name and address!

	Another crook went into a convenience store and distracted the clerk
by throwing a twenty on the counter and asking for change.  When the clerk
looked away, he pulled a gun and asked for all the money, took it and left.
He made off with a whopping $15 total, but forgot to pick up his own bill,
so it cost him $5 to rob the store.
						dylyn

	Disclaimer: I did not write the previous message.  I just barfed
on my keyboard and the random patter of chunks generated the post. Go figure.
_/\  /\ dylyn (aka, d prosser) == S7356911@UCSVAX.UCS.umass.edu  /\
   \/  \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/  \/~~~~~
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson)
Subject: Request For Anniversary-Type-Ascii-Pics
Summary: Well.. request and political type joke.
X-Disclaimer: If I had enuff clue to have an opinion, and actually
              wrote it into my postings, it would be my own, and would
              having nothing to do with the Australian National University.
Keywords: Keyhole, Keyboard, Asc-key ;), KeyChain, etc.. :)
Organization: Coombs Computing Unit, Australian National University, Canberra.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 09:49:07 GMT



G'day,
     My Girlfriend and I will be sharing our anniversary soon, if you have
some nice ascii graphics relating to that kind of topic, could you pls mail
it to me? Would deeply appreciate it alot! :)

Objoke:

Q: Why is Paul Keating's [.. insert politician or whatever 
of your own choice if you dont know who P.K. is] wife asking for a
separation..?


A: She just realised that her husband has been screwing us instead. :-)

herm
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher)
Subject: Purity Tests
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 21:16:58 GMT

I never even knew there were purity tests on the system.  Could anyone
please mail me ANY of the purity tests?

Thanks

Chris Veenstra
veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Red Ferrari
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 21:13:56 GMT

In <1992Oct1.165650.14416@ousrvr.oulu.fi> mep@phoenix (Marko Poutiainen) writes:

>: The moral of the story is that if you have a red Ferrari, you
>: don't need a big penis.
>:
>I thought the moral was that guys with big dicks don't need Ferrari's.
>But I guess that's almost the same.

It depends on which one you started with.

ben - "both"


-- 
ben                                     fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

"A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other"
- Dave Hasbrook, about the Indiana Ultimate team
Xref: sparky rec.humor:29885 rec.humor.d:2322
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Airplane! script
Date: 28 Sep 92 17:24:12 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

SOMEONE POST A COPY INSTEAD OF SENDING IT E MAIL TO EVERYONE
From: ladouceu@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: MAjor announcement!!!@!!!!!!!!
Date: 6 Oct 92 19:34:45 GMT


    Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be

           turned off.


kim
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: daf@herky.cs.uiowa.edu (David Forsyth)
Subject: Re: 'n Baie-baie snaaksie grappie
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 13:55:45 GMT
Organization: University of Iowa, Iowa City, IA, USA

From article <hloedolf.718052263@rkw-risc>, by hloedolf@rkw-risc.cs.up.ac.za ():
> Hierdie is 'n baie snaaksie grappie.  Natuurlik wonder jy hoekom dit
> snaaks is, as jy nie wonder nie (gmmf) dan weet jy! lag-lag!
> 
> Ek wonder of jy dit so baie geniet as ek; ek lag my nog dood.  (miskien 
> moet ek nie te vinnig praat nie, dalk word ek gesluipmoord. (geassissineer)
> 
> aaahh, dit was goed.
> 
> -Li, your ally
> 
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> As jy hierdie kan lees dan is jy nie! - i.e. if you can read this, your'e not!
> 
> go ahead, flame away


Liewe Land!

Dis jare sedert ek Afrikaans gelees het!

Miskien dis hoekom ek nie gelag het nie? 

daf

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From: s1071828@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Matthew Long)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 6 Oct 92 23:50:07 GMT
Organization: Monash University College Gippsland, Churchill, 3842, Australia

>>> > Yes, it must come as quite a shock for people who are used to having to
>>> > hit the reset button every few minutes to realize that most Mac owners
>>> > don't know where their power switch is.
>>>
>>> What, do they just leave the machine turned off all the time?
>>
>>If they leave them turned off all the time, what do they use them for?
>>
>>                ...door stops?  :)
>
>No, no, no - that's what they're used for when they're ON!!  :^)

  FUNNY ! - What's the go with all this computer shit? I thought that  this
  newsgroup was called aus jokes. I am a computer student, and having talked
  to several others, I have found a common reply reguarding your 'funny'
  computer jokes. THEY ARE ABSOULUTLY FUCKED!!   A person who had  never
  logged on to this system before was reading aus jokes and commented that the
  people who wrote this crap must be complete wankers without any life.
  Does anyone apart from the minority who write this drivel find it funny?
  How about some decent jokes.
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