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From: map6459@zeus.tamu.edu (PAUL, MARY ANN)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: FAWLTY
Date: 23 Jan 1993 14:35 CST
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In article <2B6110E0.14855@news.service.uci.edu>, cnc@balboa.eng.uci.edu (Christopher Christensen) writes...
> 
>Anyone have a list of all 24 episodes of FAWLTY TOWERS?  I want
>to be sure I've seen them all.. it would be perfect to find a
>list with descriptive titles or a short synopsis of each episode.
> 
>This may be blasphemy in the a.f.m-p group, but I think FAWLTY
>TOWERS is the best thing Cleese has done yet.. A FISH CALLED WANDA
>comes close though.  Any other major Fawlty fans out there?
> 
>--
>|  Christopher  |  Computer Engineering graduate student, UC Irvine  |
>|  Christensen  |  cnc@balboa.eng.uci.edu |

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Hey there Christpoher,

I have a list of 12 of the episodes. It's in the complete Fawlty Towers.
So Here's the list:

               A touch of class
               The builders
               The wedding party
               The hotel inspectors
               Gourmet night
               The Germans
               Comunication Problems
               The psychiatrist
               Waldorf Salad
               The Kipper and the Corpse
               Basil the Rat

I don't have a list of the summs. of the shows,but if I have time I
will write one up or you might consider geting the book. I'ts got
to scripts for all those shows.

And by the way I love Fawlty Towers. I think It is equivalent to
Monty Python in Greatness. If any one wants to disscus MP 
E-mail me or post.


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m:Que?
b:"                                       "
m:No,no Senor!
b:what?
m:Not'on-those-thays'.No,sir-'uno,dos,tres.'



See ya Python worshipers.........


Mary Ann 
at TAMU-----Gig'em Ags.
From: HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: stop it
Date: 23 Jan 1993 17:09:33 GMT
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>In article <1jnn8lINN7ut@menudo.uh.edu>,
>my dearest doug drools:
I only drool for you, my dear.  And maybe for Gina. And Lisa. 
And somiN. Well, maybe not _drools_. More of coughs up a lung.
>
>>>>I own this newsgroup. Get out of here!
>>>>
>>>>I don't want to see ANYBODY posting in here again!!!
>>>>
>>>>Felix aka Xilef
>>>
>>>ha ha ha!!  i am posting here you silly little person!
>>>go rub your knees with vaseline!
>>>neener neener!
>>Can I rub my knees with vaseline too, or is that only for
>>silly little persons?
>
>you are a big silly person, but i will let you rub your knees
>with vaseline anyway (see what a kind person i am!)
>or, if you beg hard enough, i may rub your knees for you.
>wouldn't that be nice?

I would if you'll rub more than my knees.  My elbows are quite
chaffed.
>
>>>leather is here! oh, leather is here!
>>>and how happy she is to return!
>>>so get out your whips, your chains and your clips
>>>cos she wants to feel the burn!
>>I'm over there! oh, I'm over there
>>but I'm not sure where it be
>>lose the shirt, and raise your skirt
>>and I'll take you over my knee
>will you?  is that a promise?  
>when can i see you again?
I will if I have to beg for Vaseline rubs.  Anytime you 
want me all you have to do - is dre-e-e-e-eam. Dream dream 
dream, dre-e-e-e-eam.

>>>leather aka no, i am *not* getting carried away, what are
>>>you insinuating?
>>doug aka you will be next time I get my hands on you
>leather aka oh, doug, what a tease you
>are.  i love it.
Doug akk on, heather, what a toast you are.

> ______________________________________________   ________________________
>{  how can you lose when you live in the past? }  }        heather        {   
> } nothing can happen that happens too fast   {  { hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu }  
>{  life is a furnace and love is the blast     }  }        heather        {
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Marriage
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 23:36:47 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) mumbles quietly to himself:

>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes.. well she just writes!:

>>>She's baaaaaaack!
>>booom boom bom boommmmmmm

>The elephants are coming!  The elephants aRE COMMMIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!!

How many? I SAID HOW MANY!? A THOUSANDE!!!

AERGHHH!

>>>>geeble 
>>>>beeble
>>>>geeble
>>>Uh oh, she's lost it again.  Call the white truck!

>>CALL THE WHITE TRUCK!

>Actually, I do believe white's out of style.  CALL THE PINK TRUCK WITH BLUE
>SPOTS AND YELLOW STRIPES!!

m'lord, the Pink truck with the blue spots and yellow stripes is 
unavailable to the court, because its dead.
In fact, its in this coffin

>>>>>>> >>Jester aka I did not... I came to marry Gina...and run off to Tahiti
>>>>>>> >Gina aka then don't you think you should propose to me first?
>>>>>>> Jester aka down on one knee.......Will you marry me?
>>>>>> Eric aka Sorry to interrupt, but didn't you do this in October and/or November?
>>>>>Gina aka no, Eric, we didn't and yes, Jester, but only if I get a huge
>>>>OB>church wedding with Ratboy, Sprooney (where is he anyway?), and Eric
>>>>>as my brides' maids!!!! And you, of course, as by best man.   =) =) 


>>>>leather aka so is this going to be a polyamourous 
>>>>relationship?
>>>Meetch aka I'd say it would if I could wrap my tongue around it.
>>Eccles aka Typical Monash student - can't spell
>Meetch aka EX-Monash student, thankyou very much.  And who're you to talk!??
Eccles aka Me. I cn talc anthyme  wawnt.

>>>>leather aka may i join in the fun?
>>>Meetch aka Most certainly.  Choose yer toys!
>>Eccles aka I want hers. I saw them first
>Oh, but mine are soooo much bigger!
Eccles aka Prove it. I mean, you're in _Perth_. They can't have had any exercise

>>>>leather aka or can i just be the flowerperson?  i'll throw roses.
>>>Meetch aka Not with them petals on 'em you're not!  You could poke
>>>           somebody's eye out wif it!
>>Eccles aka Azaelias?
>Meetch aka Too smelly!  Oh, but you'd never notice anyway...
Eccles aka Who me? No I like bricks
From: boehm@math.tu-berlin.de (Marcus Boehm)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: scripts
Date: 27 Jan 1993 12:43:18 GMT
Organization: ZRZ/TU-Berlin
NNTP-Posting-Host: nexts.math.tu-berlin.de

i'm searching for monty-python scripts in german.
are any available?
mac

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From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marriage
Date: 22 Jan 93 20:30:58 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>geeble 
>beeble
>geeble

>>>> >>Jester aka I did not... I came to marry Gina...and run off to Tahiti
>>>> >Gina aka then don't you think you should propose to me first?
>>>> Jester aka down on one knee.......Will you marry me?
>>> Eric aka Sorry to interrupt, but didn't you do this in October and/or November?
>>Gina aka no, Eric, we didn't and yes, Jester, but only if I get a huge
>OB>church wedding with Ratboy, Sprooney (where is he anyway?), and Eric
>>as my brides' maids!!!! And you, of course, as by best man.   =) =) 

>leather aka so is this going to be a polyamourous 
>relationship?
>leather aka may i join in the fun?
>leather aka or can i just be the flowerperson?  i'll throw roses.

Maje S aak I wanted to be the flower girl!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Mr. Gumby
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 18:07:29 GMT

>>>>>> Eccles aka Azaelias?
>>>>>Eric aka would you kindly STOP WITH THE FLOWERS?! 
>>>>Eccles aka TAKE SOME ROSES AND TULIPS AND CHRYSANTHENENENEENEUMs
>>>Ratboy aka nothing worse than screaming horticulture...
>>J Gumby aka My BRAIN HERTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Eccles aka 50 or 60 Hertz?
J. Gumby aka 33 MegaHertz with a 486 Hard Drive and 8 meg RAM
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From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 04:37:05 GMT

kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:


>> 
>> >>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
>> >>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
>> >>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
>> >>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
>> >>>Sure its a word?
>> >>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>> >*slap* 
>> 
>> *ouch*
>> 
>> >Hey! watch where you put those hands!
>> >(a little lower please)
>> about a foot lower??????

>What about a lawn mower?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

O
>> 
>> >>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Yea...I said that.
>> >>>>>>>>>Jester aka no you didn't!!! I said it!
>> >>>>>>>>chestnutt aka said what?
>> >>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>> >>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>> >>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>> >>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>> >>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>> >>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>> >Lisa aka what a lovely little *toy* you have there...(it walks down
>> >     stairs alone or in pairs...)
>> Jester aka yes..I hope breasts come in pairs......
>chestnutt aka there are au pair girls...makes one wonder..
Eccles aka opere? I don't nbeed a nanny. Well, unless wants to wet nurse
From: 910773f@axe.acadiau.ca (HEATHER LEE FYFFE)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: FAWLTY
Date: 26 Jan 93 00:46:43 GMT
Organization: Acadia University



>Anyone have a list of all 24 episodes of FAWLTY TOWERS?  I want
>to be sure I've seen them all.. it would be perfect to find a
>list with descriptive titles or a short synopsis of each episode.

>This may be blasphemy in the a.f.m-p group, but I think FAWLTY
>TOWERS is the best thing Cleese has done yet.. A FISH CALLED WANDA
>comes close though.  Any other major Fawlty fans out there?

Yay!!! Meestah Fawlty, no chhheet me, always you chhhheeet me...

Best scene:  Basil furiously beating his car with a little stick.

2nd best scene: Basil the rat slowly turning to face the hotel inspector.

3rd best scene: Dead body in the hamper...

these open to debate, all scenes were classics...

We have that book `the Complete Fawlty Towers' with all the scripts (
including random Cleese ramblings), airing dates and cast members... very 
good book, I picked it up at Beegie's bookstore, there were two there, that 
was 2 years ago, haven't seen it since.  It's got a yellow cover if that's 
any help... Unfortunately, my copy is at home, not here at school... whaahhhh


MOSNI IF YOU'RE OUT THERE WRITE TO ME!!!!!!!

Buzzard
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: survey
Date: 27 Jan 93 14:00:03 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>You know, it's weird to be suddenly here on the Monty
>Python fan club group, and to see how corrupt it's all
>become.  I mean, Monty Python never meant it to be
>this way!  It's all wrong, don't you see?
Well, we all love Python. We just want to carry on in the spirit of
things. OK, so sometime it gets stipud, but we'll live. 
Anyone on for starting up "alt.fan.monty-python.monty-python!!"  ???

>Anyone want to have an argument?  Doug?
Well I wouldn't mind a good contradiction.
Yes I would.

EOienm
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Mr. Gumby (Mrs.)
Date: 27 Jan 93 23:42:51 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>>>> Eccles aka Azaelias?
>>>>Eric aka would you kindly STOP WITH THE FLOWERS?! 
>>>Eccles aka TAKE SOME ROSES AND TULIPS AND CHRYSANTHENENENEENEUMs
>>Ratboy aka nothing worse than screaming horticulture...
>J Gumby aka My BRAIN HERTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J Seam aak CHRYMANTHESUMMS!!!!!!!!!! (my brain hurts, too)
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Date: 25 Jan 93 11:20:01 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <C19qBu.MoF@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
>>>>>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
>>>>>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
>>>>>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
>>>>>>Sure its a word?
>>>>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>>>>ON A CAT?!?! My god man you are confused. Breasts are on chickens!
>>>not on a pregnant cat...they are the best kind for sex......
>>well, if a cats pregnant, its a sure bet it goes all the way...at least
>>once anyway.......Is your cat a goer? eh nudge nudge?
> 
> Its sure is....and boy does it go..all over my leg...
>  
>>>>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>>>>chestnutt aka inky inky me thinky you kinky....and in pain.
>>>Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
> Jester aka and they both want me..........(ego-trip)
Gina aka not if you keep neglecting me I don't
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From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 23:04:05 GMT

hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:

>oooh, maybe i\ll just come in and,
>like a total philistine, ruin the
>delicate assymetry that is this cascade.
>i'll just tap a sig onto the end of it
>with lots of blank spaces.  how about that?

Thats ok, I'll delete it :)

>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Yea...I said that.
>>>> >>>>>>>>>Jester aka no you didn't!!! I said it!
>>>> >>>>>>>>chestnutt aka said what?
>>>> >>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>> >>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>> >>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>> >>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>> >>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>>> >>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>>>> >chestnutt aka inky inky me thinky you kinky....and in pain.
>>>> Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>>>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
>>Eccles aka Leather's mine and MOins you swine, you can have  Gina
>leather aka wow, two more kinky thingies for me!
Eccles aka How man does that make? Can you count above 10?

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From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: Meaning of Life
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 23:04:56 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1993Jan22.150713.18702@news.unomaha.edu>, werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
> > s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> >> 
> >> In article <damiene.727493570@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
> >> >trmakuu@uta.fi (Marjo Kuusto) writes:
> >> >
> >> >>In <1j99l3INNlrp@lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk> maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris) writes:
> >> >
> >> >>>>>Could someone please send me the "Meaning of Life" script.  thanks
> >> >>>>Could someone please tell me the meaning of life, as I can't seem to find 
> >> >>>>it anywhere (and yes, I have looked under my pillow)?
> >> >
> >> >>>	There is no meaning of life. Surely you must know that we are
> >> >>>	just simply spiralling coils of self-replicating DNA.
> >> 
> >> THERE IS NO MEANING IS RIGHT. WE'RE JUST DIFFERENT PUPPETS IN THE SAME
> >> SICK PLAY CONTROLLED BY THE SAME SICK PUPPET MASTER WHO IS UTTERLY A 
> >> DERANGED LUNATIC...........
> >> 
> > WHY, THANK YOU.  I'M REALLY GLAD SOMEONE AROUND HERE HAS FINALLY REALIZED MY 
> > LEVEL OF GREATNESS.
> >> 
> >> >>                      42
> >> >i		18.9
> >> >Eccles aka Atari jokE
> >> JOE O AKA CAPITAL SUITS ME FINE
> > ERIC AKA BEING THE SICK MIND IN CONTROL OF ALL THE PUPPETS, I CAN USE ALL CAPS 
> > TOO
> Gina aka you can control the puppets, my luv, but you can't control
> 	ME!!!!!!!
Eric aka WHAT KIND OF CONTROLLER WOULD I BE IF THE PEOPLE I WAS CONTROLLING 
ACTUALLY KNEW THAT THEY WERE BEING CONTROLLED?

ERIC AKA JR.  A SICK MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE

ERIC AKA III  IT'S A SICK MIND, BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO HAVE IT
-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Mr. Gumby
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 04:50:08 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>>>>> Eccles aka Azaelias?
>>>>Eric aka would you kindly STOP WITH THE FLOWERS?! 
>>>Eccles aka TAKE SOME ROSES AND TULIPS AND CHRYSANTHENENENEENEUMs
>>Ratboy aka nothing worse than screaming horticulture...
>J Gumby aka My BRAIN HERTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eccles aka 50 or 60 Hertz?

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: Marriage
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 15:19:44 GMT

damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au  writes:
> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
> 
> >hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes.. well she just writes!:
> 
> >She's baaaaaaack!
> booom boom bom boommmmmmm
> 
> >>geeble 
> >>beeble
> >>geeble
> 
> >Uh oh, she's lost it again.  Call the white truck!
> 
> CALL THE WHITE TRUCK!
> 
> >>>>> >>Jester aka I did not... I came to marry Gina...and run off to Tahiti
> >>>>> >Gina aka then don't you think you should propose to me first?
> >>>>> Jester aka down on one knee.......Will you marry me?
> >>>> Eric aka Sorry to interrupt, but didn't you do this in October and/or November?
> >>>Gina aka no, Eric, we didn't and yes, Jester, but only if I get a huge
> >>OB>church wedding with Ratboy, Sprooney (where is he anyway?), and Eric
> >>>as my brides' maids!!!! And you, of course, as by best man.   =) =) 
> 
> 
> >>leather aka so is this going to be a polyamourous 
> >>relationship?
> >Meetch aka I'd say it would if I could wrap my tongue around it.
> Eccles aka Typical Monash student - can't spell
> 
> >>leather aka may i join in the fun?
> >Meetch aka Most certainly.  Choose yer toys!
> Eccles aka I want hers. I saw them first
> 
> >>leather aka or can i just be the flowerperson?  i'll throw roses.
> >Meetch aka Not with them petals on 'em you're not!  You could poke
> >           somebody's eye out wif it!
> Eccles aka Azaelias?
Eric aka would you kindly STOP WITH THE FLOWERS?! 
-- 
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SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTOS NUNC -- We gladly feast on those who would 
subdue us. -- Addams Family Motto (as heard in the movie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 15:22:30 GMT

>>>>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>>>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>>>>>chestnutt aka inky inky me thinky you kinky....and in pain.
>>>>Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>>>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
>> Jester aka and they both want me..........(ego-trip)
>Gina aka not if you keep neglecting me I don't
Jester aka what can I do to make it up to you?
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Date: 22 Jan 93 18:32:01 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

>>>>>>>>>Hello Tim, um...ratboy...where did your name come from anyways???
>>>>>>>>Jester, did'nt your parents tell you where names come from?
>>>>>>>nope.they did not tell me about sex either..i learned from the neighbors
>>>>>>>cat....
>>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
>>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
>>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
>>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
>>>Sure its a word?
>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>did you find any of them?

yeah...all of them..firm..and soft....and nipply...

>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>Eccles aka My thinky doesn't need anymore kinky stuff done to it.
Jester aka why?? have the women in your live ruined it already?
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From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: stop it
Originator: kchestn@c00482-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 16:36:02 GMT


In article <20097@mindlink.bc.ca>, Susan_Tees@mindlink.bc.ca (Susan Tees) writes:
> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!rsoft!mindlink!a8202
> From: Susan_Tees@mindlink.bc.ca (Susan Tees)
> Subject: Re: stop it
> Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
> Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 16:53:34 EST
> Message-ID: <20097@mindlink.bc.ca>
> Sender: news@deep.rsoft.bc.ca (Usenet)
> Lines: 3
> 
> Posting...what is this posting?  Is it a means of
> creating trouble?  I would llove to know how to
> do it...
> 
trouble?...hmm...well squire, i'v ad a look round the back of
me shop and its seems were fresh out....If you humm a
few bars maybe we can fake it.

chestnutt aka theres always one in a crowd
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: test
Date: 24 Jan 1993 14:57:08 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>this is a test kids.

KIDS?!?!?

Who you callin' kids???

Here! Take a look at THIS!

*zip*

Ratboy aka *bow*