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From: carroll@gloin.cis.udel.edu (Mark C. Carroll)
Subject: Re: Any Available Jewish Men Out There??
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 16:31:00 GMT

In article <4506@cvbnetPrime.COM> tmcinern@newcomer.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Timothy McInerney x0 14-2) writes:
>
>>This is my first post on this BBS...finally decided to try it and 
>see if it actually works.
>My name is Shelley Kitsis and I reside and work in Des Moines, Ia.
>For 3 years now, I've tried every available resourse I can get my 
>hands on, in hopes of meeting an eligible single Jewish "Mensch"!
> .....
>"I'm surrounded by Christians", (an appropriate day to post this
>message, huh?!), _Please_ someone help me!!
>                            Shelley
>
>
>
>
>>Well, call me crazy Shelley, but did you ever consider dating someone
>>who, (GASP), wasn't Jewish?

Well, call me obnoxious Tim, but (GASP) have you ever considered minding
your own damn business?

You have your own beliefs, and your own list of qualifications for who
you'll get involved with. Why can't you let her have her own? All that
you're really saying is "My beliefs are right, and yours are wrong, so
you should give up yours and do what I think is right."

She's Jewish, it's important to her, and she wants to marry another
Jew. What's wrong with that?

	<MC>
-- 
|| Mark Craig Carroll: <MC>     ||"I live to see my fondest dreams realized,
|| Univ of Delaware, Dept of CIS|| Of living under the sights and sounds of
|| Grad Student/Labstaff Hacker || the gifted, Who gave so much to me"
|| carroll@udel.edu             ||   - _Feed_the_Fire_, Happy Rhodes
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi)
Subject: Re: How come we aren't getting it?
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 18:32:19 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.170753.4131@cbfsb.cb.att.com> jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton) writes:
>In article <JMD.92Dec23113022@lion.bear.com> jmd@bear.com (Josh Diamond) writes:
>>
>>In article <1992Dec23.071203.20008@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:

>>What he said.
>>
>>Trygve, I just want to compliment you on an absolutely wonderful
>>post.  You are a scholar, and a gentleman.
>
>I'd have to give it a solid 8.5

   Must be that Christmas spirit.  Too many kleeshays, no pizzass,
not very perky ether.  Doesn't even rate on the suckup scale.

   songbird
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Women, Cats, & Chocolate
From: quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 23 Dec 92 17:17:59 NZST
 <1992Dec22.161303.1@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz> <1992Dec22.223946.1031@mtu.edu>
Distribution: world
Organization: Welligton City Council, Public Access.
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi) writes:

>>Tony Q. ('scuse me while I beat my head against a wall)
> 
>    Don't miss!  I'd like to look at the picture when you're done.

   That's *IT*, I'm taking you off my Christmas Card List !

Tony Q. (mainly 'cos you're not housetrained properly, and the addresses 
are hard enough to read at the best of times...)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance,soc.penpals,alt.romance.chat
From: erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Nowhere Man)
Subject: Re: Do you have a good pickup line?
Organization: ARCP&D
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 08:02:44 GMT

[NOTICE: Crude words ahead...]


Guy: Hey!  How about we go to my house... have some pizza, beer, and a
fuck?

Woman: *Grimace*

Guy: What's the matter?  Don't like pizza?




Or something which worked for a friend of mine.  He walked up to a gal
and simply said, "Well, are you ready to go home yet?"  She smiled a
bit, stood up, and left with him.  (Of course I was left with the tab
and no ride home, but hey...)
						Kryst -
-- 
She's so hot, yet so cold...  That's what I like about her...
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance
From: pooh@Apple.COM (Wendy Nather)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: SF ISO S*M
Date: 24 Dec 92 14:28:50 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Internet Refugee Camp

In the referenced article, jwall@nyx.cs.du.edu (Jeff Wall) writes:
>
>BTW Pooh I don't want anyone running my household or doing my laundry
>(been doing my own laundry for years).  :-)  And Pooh don't ever give up
>your independence, It's what makes us individuals!!!

8.7   -- delicate and refined, yet with a confident bouquet

Pooh
	pooh@apple.com
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Blatant FrienshShipBraceLetMongering
Organization: OFSA
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 20:09:28 GMT

drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) remonstrates:

>nance@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (nancy.l.colucci) writes:
>] 
>] I don't know about fads, but my most recent hobby that has actually
>] made me some money at craft shows is those floss friendship bracelets.
>] Anybody wants a sample, send a SASE (Self-addressed stamped envelope)
>] And let me know whether its for ankle or wrist and what colors are
>] preferred.  I'll fill as many requests as I have stock ....
>
>
>I am JUST SHOCKED! that ahyone would SOOOOOOOO Crassly utilize
>the net to engage in this sort of Blatant Capitalist Oppression,
>and that with such a BrazenCulturallyMyopicPerspective as to
>engage in foisting the Symbols of a WhiteMaleSexistGenocidalWarMongerIsm
>as 'friendship bracelets'!!!!!

yeah....what he said.

>I Can NOT believe that you could be so CRUEL and Heartless!

Why not, do you have a believability deficiency?

>I am JUST SHOCKED!!!!!

Oh goody..

>Clearly It is time for you to be Re_educated!!!!!

oh shut up and give us a kiss.
From: tps@jptcs.COM (Tim Sailer)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: More Answers to Dating Questions
Date: 28 Dec 92 07:16:00 GMT
Organization: JPT Computer Solutions
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

drieux, just drieux (drieux@wetware.com) wrote:
: tps@jptcs.COM (Tim Sailer) writes:
: ] drieux, just drieux (drieux@wetware.com) wrote:
: ]
: ] : WAS: Subject: Re: Women: would you go out with a man dumber than you?
: ] : 
: ] : Ok folks, its time for uncle drieux to explain the facts of life,
: ] : again.
: ] : 
: ] : 1. Never go out with anyone you will have to debrief.
: ] : 
: ] : 2. never get emotionally involved with anyone you will
: ] : have to terminate for reasons of national security.
: ] 
: ] Does this mean that I have to date someone that is also Q/Secret
: ] cleared? :(
: 
: I'm Glad You have raised this Thorny Question.

[3 points deleted]

: Therefore, when considering dataing anyone, IF you do not
: know for a fact what their current and potential security
: clearance level commitments might be, it is advised that you
: cease and dissist from considering them as a potential date
: for reasons of National Security.

Great... that eliminates all the cheap shameless hussies... :)

: 
: If On the Otherhand you KNOW what their current and potential
: security clearance level commitments might be, then take
: the previous sipulations as a functioning guide line for
: such cases as may from time to time occur.

Hmm... AND the educated ones...

Which leaves me with NONE!

: ciao
: Miss Drieux
: 
: 
: ps: Just Because the BleedingHeartWimpLiberalMediaMongers
: are the PropogandaToolsOfInternationalGodlessKommunism, 
: by spreading AgitProp rumours about the end of the coldwar, is
: no reason to Let Down YOUR GUARD!
: 
: Safe Sex Has a Security component!!!!!

Thanks for making my miserable exsistance utterly hopeless... :)

Tim

Anyone wanna date a guy that can't talk?

-- 
Tim Sailer
JPT Computer Solutions - SCO Sales/Consulting/Administration and Mangling
PO Box 423 Mt Sinai, NY 11766
(516) 331-9001
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance,soc.penpals,alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Do you have a good pickup line?
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 12:23:49 GMT

ender@shiva.UU.NET (Pete "Ender" Walsh) sez:

>In article <C046CK.7M7@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Nowhere Man) writes:
>|> Guy: Hey!  How about we go to my house... have some pizza, beer, and a
>|> fuck?
>|> Woman: *Grimace*
>|> Guy: What's the matter?  Don't like pizza?

ERIN!!!

>"Ya know, if we cut your arms off you'd look just like Venus de Milo."

I LOoove this one Ender! What a great line.


Steve
From: jmd@bear.com (Josh Diamond)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Females have it easy!
Date: 29 Dec 92 16:56:46 GMT
Organization: Bear, Stearns & Co. - FAST
In-reply-to: markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu's message of 29 Dec 92 01:50:16 GMT


In article <1hoasoINNmod@uwm.edu> markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark) writes:

   >Mark (markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu) wrote:
   >Since when do women become unattractive as soon as they say 'I do'??

   For over 3 millenia, since Moses authored the 10 commandments, especially the
   one concerned with finding another's spouse attractive.

The bible says "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife."

It does _not_ say "Thou shalt not find thy neighbors wife to be
attractive."

Note the difference.  To covet means to desire (as in desiring some
posession).  The commandment doesn't say anything about acknowledging
beauty.


Spidey!!!


--
You don't hunt ducks with a turnip! 

 /\ \  / /\  Josh Diamond                                          jmd@bear.com
//\\ .. //\\ AKA Spidey!!!                        ...!ctr.columbia.edu!ursa!jmd
//\((  ))/\\
/  < `' >  \                                              Do whatever it takes.
From: crawford@ben.dev.upenn.edu (Lauren L. Crawford)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Financial first-date negotiations
Date: 21 Dec 92 17:26:01 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

Well, I asked around a little bit this weekend on this topic, and wasn't
able to uncover a single opinion like the ones I'm hearing in this group. 
Most people I talked to -- male and female -- expressed some degree of
amazement, confirming my theory that this is a cross-planetary discussion.
Either that, or it's a generation gap (the people I talked with were all
in their late 20s, early 30s; I suspect some of the folks who've responded
to this thread are a bit younger and possibly still in school).

At any rate, it's been enlightening.  The main point I've gotten out of it
is that Keith, Greg and Ray should hook up with Pooh and Teri.  Me, I'm
happy with my anachronistic old Martian of a sweetie.


-- 
The trick of reason is to get the imagination to seize the actual world --
if only from time to time.     -- Annie Dillard, "An American Childhood"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lauren Crawford  //  crawford@ben.dev.upenn.edu
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton)
Subject: Re: What would you do if...
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 14:19:14 GMT

In article <wtr-181292221710@wralston.mitre.org> wtr@mitre.org (Bill Ralston) writes:
>Definately do not dump either - if you do, the competition will be over and
>the other will lose interest; you will wind up alone.
>
>If they were only sisters, too...
>
>-- Bill wtr@mitre.org

I'm with ya on this one big guy.
 
================================================================================
 Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. DoD#564. There ain't no more.
                                 doh#0000000005
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Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: sms@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (steven.m.stein)
Subject: Where is little 'e ?
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 20:24:29 GMT


I've been looking for a post by little 'e but haven't seen any
lately.  She usually posts her work #.  If anyone has a way of
contacting her, please inform her I am looking for her.  Thanks.



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Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis)
Subject: Re: Females have it easy!
Date: Sat, 02 Jan 1993 17:02:57 GMT
News-Software: IBM OS/2 PM RN (NR/2) v0.16f by O. Vishnepolsky and R. Rogers
Reply-To: margoli@watson.IBM.com
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: The Village Waterbed

In <1hoasoINNmod@uwm.edu> markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark) writes:
>
>For over 3 millenia, since Moses authored the 10 commandments, especially the
>one concerned with finding another's spouse attractive.

Clue time:  "covet" does not mean "find attractive".
--
Larry Margolis, MARGOLI@YKTVMV (Bitnet), margoli@watson.IBM.com (Internet)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: tjj@thumper..bellcore.com (J Tim Jordan)
Subject: Help, Want Singles Ski Club in Northern NJ
Reply-To: tjj@nomas.bellcore.com
Organization: Bellcore MRE
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 16:46:44 GMT

Hi, 
Can anybody give me the name of a popular singles ski club in New Jersey.

My email address is tjj@nomas.bellcore.com

Thanks

Tim
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: nance@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (nancy.l.colucci)
Subject: Re: Ankle bracelets
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 14:54:36 GMT


I don't know about fads, but my most recent hobby that has actually
made me some money at craft shows is those floss friendship bracelets.

Anybody wants a sample, send a SASE (Self-addressed stamped envelope)
to:

AT&T Bell Labs
2000 N. Naperville Road
Naperville, Illinois  60566-7033

Attn:  Nancy Colucci   5B-430

And let me know whether its for ankle or wrist and what colors are
preferred.  I'll fill as many requests as I have stock ....

Merry Christmas!!  My kid is here with me today and I'm in a Ho Ho Ho
kinda aura.


-- 
-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+
Nance Colucci                                      att!ihlpl!colucci
"It'll be better than before.  Yesterday's gone.  Yesterday's gone!"
-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+-+*+
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode)
Subject: Re: Is there an FAQ?
Keywords: frequently asked questions
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 23:58:35 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.011153.27343@news.acns.nwu.edu> drmax@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Marianna Max) writes:
>In article <1992Dec16.181514.28166@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:
>
>>Q:  Why did the chicken cross the road?
>> 
>>A:  Because she wanted to lay it on the line.  (Also, to escape Max.)
>
>Aw Trygve, there is no escape. Besides I'm just helping those chickens
>amplify their DNA - some of it anyway.

Well, I suppose that's nature's way--but somehow I get the feeling that
your method just isn't as much fun as the traditional one.

Trygve   (Still testing randomsig 1.0)

--
"Mathematicians do it iteratively."

Newsgroups: soc.singles,talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: More Answers to Dating Questions
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 16:39:22 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:

>This is true enough, but clearance is not enough.  What if the person whom
>you are planning to date doesn't have need to know?

At this point, I'd just like to say that if I see one more detective show
where a guard says "That's strictly on a need to know basis" and the guy
responds "Yeah, well I need to know" I'm going to put a brick through my
T.V.

--mark
From: pooh@Apple.COM (Pooh)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: SF ISO S*M
Date: 23 Dec 92 17:09:43 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Internet Refugee Camp

In the referenced article, aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) writes:
>In article <75863@apple.apple.COM> pooh@Apple.COM (Pooh) writes:
>>>She is used to doing what she wants
>>>when she wants, and she won't be interested in a man tying
>>>her down.  
>>
>>Well, I can definitely agree about doing what I want when
>>I want, but who said anything about number three??? ;-)
>
>Oh, Poo-oooh!.....
>
><Oops, wrong newsgroup>

You're right, Aahz -- shall we try climbing rope at 40 paces
in a.s.b.?  Or winter-issue handcuffs at Dawn?  (Sorry, Dawn.)

Pooh
	pooh@apple.com
Xref: sparky soc.singles:34807 soc.men:21824 soc.women:21922 alt.flame:17444
From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.men,soc.women,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Duck and Jive (was Re: Pre-Sex Contract )
Date: 25 Dec 92 05:31:32 GMT
Organization: Who, me???

In article <1992Dec21.223408.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>In article <1992Dec21.235942.13722@cfctech.cfc.com>, kevin@cfctech.cfc.com (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>
>> That may be their _intent_, but I suspect that the current laws are 
>> encouraging the production of illegitimate children
>> 		  ^^^^^^^^^^
>
>*PRODUCTION* of children?!?!? Such a lovable word! Have you been producted, 
>kevin? No wonder that you have the same name of Kevin Walsh...

Well, if you think the "production" of illegitimate children is so bad,
may I assume you'd support changes in the laws to reduce that "production"?

Or, was your comment just a mindless word-flame?

							- Kevin
From: exudtn@exu.ericsson.se (Derek Nelson, xt-dL)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Any Available Jewish Men Out There??
Date: 30 Dec 92 15:17:32 GMT
Reply-To: exudtn@exu.ericsson.se
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article 279@cnmhnet.UUCP, keithg@cnmhnet.UUCP (keith garrard) writes:
>In article <gT4cwB1w165w@iowegia.uucp> mine@iowegia.uucp (shelley kitsis) writes:
>>My name is Shelley Kitsis and I reside and work in Des Moines, Ia.
>>For 3 years now, I've tried every available resourse I can get my 
>>hands on, in hopes of meeting an eligible single Jewish "Mensch"!
>>of Judaism. There just aren't any Jewish eligible men here in 
>>D.M., or close by! I'm about ready to give up! Any suggestions from
>>anyone out there??!! I know that eventually, I will probably have 
>
>Well Shelley, there isn't anything wrong with being surrounded
>by "christians", is there?  Who knows?  Maybe you could join
>that club called "Jews for Jesus".  Seriously though, from time-to-time
>I've seen postings here about a Jewish Singles Mailing List.  The last
>time was only a couple of weeks ago, I think.  Anyway, maybe someone
>else out there has archived it, and will E-mail it to you.  On the
>other hand, you have answered you own questions with the main answer
>to the problem; namely, where you live.  Trying to find jews in Iowa,
>is like asking someone where the beach is there.  Also, I'd like
>to suggest that you not restrict yourself to someone of the jewish 
>faith.  There are a lot of nice people out there.  Don't discriminate
>based on religion.  

Ah, but Keith. The Jews (Orthodox) are told by their religion to stay
separate from the gentiles.  It is a command from G*D.  The so called
modern Jewish tradition does allow for interaction.  By her own admission
she is conservative and might mean that she leans more to the orthodox 
view.  (I don't know I'm just guessing)  Seems like your asking her to 
change her spots.  

Derek
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU ()
Subject: Do you have a good pickup line?
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 00:32:37 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523
	Hello everyone,

	I would like to make a composite of all the pick up lines that you 
	have heard in your life and how they have come across. 
		LADIES, THIS MEANS YOU TOOO! LETS HEAR 'EM

		WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST LINE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD?
		DID IT WORK?

		here's  a few just to get things rolling, these along with
		all those i recieve will be posted every week or so, so that
		you all can try your luck in places other that the alt.personals
		or ads.

	Gosh, I'll bet your feet are really tired
		Why do you say that?
	Well, you've been running through my head all night.

			*ta-tat-ta, crash*

	Say, there little lady, do you eat,

	Yes,

	Well, Let's have dinner sometime then.
			rat-a-tat-tat

	One more

	[this one must be done while touching an article of the others 
	clothing].

	Say. . . is that felt?

		No, silly.
	Well,  It is now!!
		*crash and a roll of the eyes*

		Please send anything you have to my elm address so i may 
		compile them and post them, i would just have you respond
		to this article but we must be net conscience [sp] and 
		save the bandwidth, i dont know, maybe it's like the 
		depletion of the ozone layer, depletion of the bandwidth,

		Help, help, i shriking and i just can't post it up

	LATES

	ChrisTOPHer S. Johnston
	cs151kx@lamar.colostate.edu
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Females have it easy!
Date: 29 Dec 92 18:01:00 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Dec29.054837.3942@mtu.edu> rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi) writes:
>In article (Sandra Loosemore) writes:
|>markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark) writes:
|>
|>   Cory Everson is perfection.

Who?

| Cindy Crawford
|>   looks too much like a frail girly woman.
|>
|>   Brinkley and Crawford are most certainly not perfect.
|>
|
|   In the general spirit of bashing plastik women:  
|
|The only one of the regulars that you see on the runway I'd say
|Turlington is my favorite.

Who?

|Those prominent cheekbones and her
|eyes are gorgeous...  Reminds me a lot of a childhood sweetie.
|Plus she has the feline part down very well (I knew I could work
|that thread in somehow ;)  *merp*
 
She isn't the one that does the makeup commercial where she starts out
in New York is she. "Hello, New York", she giggles.  Too skinny for my
tastes.

|>This is interesting.  I have absolutely no clue as to who any of the
|>people being discussed in this thread are, or what they look like.....
|
|   S'ok, you'd need to tune in to the fashion shows on cable.  They
|can be very stimulating at times ;) ;) :) :-) :-0
 
Probably, like Sandra, I don't have cable, so I miss out on these wonderful
bits of entertainment like fashions shows and MTV.

If I *had* to choose a model it would be Cheryl Tiegs.

-- 
+==========================================================================+
| John Fereira        | Auspex Systems | "Ask me about my vow of silence." |
| johnf@auspex.com    | Santa Clara CA |                                   |
+==========================================================================+
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode)
Subject: Re: Females have it easy!
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 93 03:13:19 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.015446.26676@panix.com> sethb@panix.com (Seth Breidbart) writes:
>In article <1992Dec29.225406.13215@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:
>>In article <135@jptcs.COM> tps@jptcs.COM (Tim Sailer) writes:
>
>>>What kind of crap is that? Since when do women become unattractive as soon
>>>as they say 'I do'??
>>
>>Well, it depends on what the question was....
>>
>>Trygve   ("Do you often accidentally kill or main your lovers during sex?")
>
>That's what the chains are for.

I protest--none of the people I know who use chains or other sturdy bondage
equipment in the bedroom ever accidentally kill or maim their lovers.

Trygve   (On purpose, maybe, but never accidentally.)
--
"A top is someone who has figured out that the fastest way to turn a
 frown into a smile is to turn its wearer upside-down."
Newsgroups: soc.singles