From: 11458747@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (CHRISTIAN WILSON)
Subject: The Fine Demtel Range of Products 
Summary: We're only joking fellas! 
Keywords: Stainless Steel, Gin-su, death, table tennis, pain, anguish
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Distribution: aus
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 05:15:48 GMT


In the tradition of fine DEMTEL Australia products, Pratap and I while
playing table tennis (if you go finger wally:info you'll find that I do play
table tennis), decided to introduce a new range of products to one section of
the fine DEMTEL selection of Gin-Su stainless steel knives.

I'd like to introduce you to the product of the day that we have on offer
here at Gin-Su Table Tennis Technologies. It is......

The GIN-SU Table Tennis Bat!

Are you tired of losing at table tennis, or do you simply just hate a certain
person? Well we here at Gin-Su Table Tennis Technologies have come up with a
solution to your problems, its a Gin-Su Table Tennis Bat! With many optional
extras, such as a built in laser dart, your Gin-Su Table Tennis Bat will
ensure that you win at Table Tennis all the time!

Simply activate your bat by pressing one of the buttons in the handle, and
out will pop a stainless steel Gin-Su Bayonet Blade! It slices! It carves
like a charm! Once you've used a Gin-Su Table Tennis Bat, you'll never want
to go back!

But before you ask for the price of this marvellous piece of table tennis
equipment....

WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

We here at Gin-Su Table Tennis Technologies believe that a customer should
feel fully pleased with the Table Tennis goods that they are using, and thus
to complement the fine Gin-Su Table Tennis Bat, we are going to throw in a
brand new Gin-Su Table Tennis Net! Yes, made out of finely meshed and
sharpened Gin-Su Stainless Steel, your Table Tennis Net is guaranteed by
Gin-Su Technologies to dice for months! If you wish to end the game, simply
activate the automatic turning device of your Gin-Su Table Tennis Net to
rotate the mesh around 90 degrees. Then aim the ball at the net. It will
simply be diced into squares!

When not playing table tennis, you can use your Gin-Su Table Tennis Net as a
chip maker! Simply push your potato through the net, and all your problems
are solved - MUCH better than hand grating!

And do you think that this is all that we will give you?

Well, you're WRONG!

Gin-Su Table Tennis Technologies will also through in a FREE table tennis
table! Once again, this finely crafted table tennis table contains secrets
that will ensure that you win the game you are playing one way or another!

Whether you want to grate your opponent, some carrots, or simply divert the
movement of your table tennis ball, the Gin-Su table tennis table will be
able to help YOU! By pressing the secret button on your side of the table,
you will be able to activate 10 special INVISIBLY painted stainless steel
blades, that are also SELF SHARPENING! These will guarentee your success in
ANY table tennis game, and its FREE when you buy your Gin-Su Table Tennis Bat.

And how much do you think you will have to pay for the superbly made Gin-Su
Technologies Table Tennis Bat? Well, if you ring in the next 15 minutes,
we'll GIVE you a FREE Gin-Su Table Tennis Ball! Yes, you heard correctly!
The Gin-Su Table tennis ball is designed to incapacitate your opponent in an
entirely different way that would ever be expected! You see, by simply
pressing a secret button in your table tennis bat while going for a smash,
you will make 10 fine stainless steel inch long pins pop out of the Gin-Su
table tennis ball. Aim your smash at your opponent, and voila, there you
have a hole in one!

For the next week, DEMTEL International is offering this fine collection of
Gin-Su Table Tennis Technology for the same price as the $2.95 Gin-Su Steak
and Knives deal! Yes you heard correctly, only $2.95!! But its a limited
offer, so order quickly! Impress your friends, kill your enemies, and have
fun with this fine collection of Gin-Su stainless steel products!

To order, ring 0055-GIN-SU NOW! Or mail wally@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au or
pratap@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au. Both are recognised distributors of DEMTEL
products --- RING OR MAIL NOW!

                                 TM
Remember: RELAX .... Its a Gin-Su     (c) Pratap & Wally 1992.


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Christian Wilson            (Fidonet - 3:635/550.2) | Relax.......
BCSE (Bachelor of Computer Science and Engineering) |            TM
MONASH University, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.  | Its a Gin-su
Internet Address : wally@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au OR   |
Internet Address : 11458747@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au  | (c) 1992
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