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From: pm3u+@andrew.cmu.edu (Patrick B Mcclory)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Yet Another License Plate
Date: 8 Apr 92 01:45:50 GMT
	<1992Apr7.132253.826@ucunix.san.uc.edu>
Organization: Freshman, Math/Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

I have one, I haven't been reading all the posts so I don't know if it's
been posted before, if so, sorry.

MEQUIT

it is kind of hard to figure out, it took me about ten minutes.
I put the answer at the bottom of the post for those who want to try to
figure it out first.
























it means quit following me

  
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From: mrice@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (your name here)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: homosexual joke request
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:13:06 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania


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From: csp55@seq1.keele.ac.uk (THE VAMPIRE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Diceman ...
Date: 12 Apr 92 22:29:02 GMT
Organization: University of Keele, England


 
 If anybody knows the titles of the tapes Andrew Dice Clay has made ,
can he please E-mail them to me ?? .. 

Thanks ... 
Vamp.
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From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Subject: Re: Polish/Italian joke
Organization: /usr/local/rn/organization
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 15:43:24 GMT

In article <1992Apr1.222547.15556@gmuvax2.gmu.edu> jdeutsch@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Jeffrey Deutsch) writes:
>In article <1992Mar20.210713.25080@jato.jpl.nasa.gov> vsnyder@math.jpl.nasa.gov (Van Snyder) writes:
>>In article <1992Mar20.145908.16134@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> em@merlin.cvs.rochester.edu (Ethan Montag) writes:
>>>Why not combine them...
>>>
>>>Did you hear about the Polish Mafioso?
>>>
>>>He makes you an offer you can't understand.
>>
>>How about the new car called the Mafia:  You open one hood
>>and there's another one.
>
>	You know what's normally under the hood in an Italian car don't
>you?
>	His girlfriend.
>

Did you hear about the Dago Tire Company?

DAgo through mud, dago through snow, and when dago flat, dago wop, wop, wop.



How do you know an Italian invented the helicopter?

The little blade goes "guinea, guinea, guinea" and the big blade goes
"wop, wop, wop".


Now, could we PLEASE have some German jokes? 

Mike
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Subject: Re: Dumb Feminine Products (Was Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK)
From: rivero@mdcbbs.com
Date: 8 Apr 92 11:14:27 GMT
Organization: M&E (Division of EDS), Cypress CA
Nntp-Posting-User: mdhc

In article <1992Apr8.041535.25261@decwrl.dec.com>, shedevil@vix.com (Anne P. Mitchell) writes:
> In a recent missive cleo@cheshire.oxy.edu (Cleopatra) tells us:
> 
> *First runner-up...
> *
> *The tampon commercial where the woman says "It's not your mother's tampon."You
> *damned skippy it ain't.....!!!! Who would want their mother's tampon anyway?
> 
> 
> Ever seen the ads for Massengill Natural Vinegar & Water Douche?...
> 
> Ever seen Stayfree Mini & Maxi Pads with Baking Soda?...
> 

  Funniest year I recall in advertising was the "Lemon" year, when
a whole load of different lemonized products came out. There was (and still
is) Lemon Pledge, and several different dish soap products, all with
real lemon in them. There were so many lemonized soap products
that "Country Time Lemon Drink" was sold without the benefit of
any lemon in it at all.

  Go figure!


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From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:30:22 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <07Apr92195504@miracle.UUCP> phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill) writes:
>maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr6.010309.10819@nic.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:
>>>>>>I've told you once...
>>>>> No, you haven't.
>>>>Yes I have.
>>>No, I haven't.
>>This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
>No! It's not!
You just contradicted me!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jcunning@src.honeywell.com (Jodi Cunningham)
Subject: Re: Break up line.
Organization: Honeywell Systems & Research Center
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 17:09:44 GMT



* To be so fat you really don't swet much while dancing.

I heard it this way...
"You don't sweatt much for a fat chick!"
From: rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jewish Jokes Wanted
Date: 15 Apr 92 06:42:06 GMT
Reply-To: rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto)
Organization: Ingres, An ASK Company, Alameda, CA 94501

In article <45179@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> marc@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (marc) writes:
>Does anyone out there have a list of jewish jokes?

Why is this request different from all other requests?

-Roger
rog@ingres.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dbr2@cec2.wustl.edu (Dhruva Bollam Reddy)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons wanted...
Organization: Washington University, St. Louis Mo.
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 18:56:47 GMT

federal government
From: 890560p@aucs.acadiau.ca (Trevor Porter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wayne's World
Date: 5 Apr 92 17:49:47 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

j_herlih@oz.plymouth.edu (Axl) writes:

>>>As ... if !
>>Would all the idiots who keep posting this, STOP!  It's not funny.
>>Take it to alt.studipity

>NO WAY!!! :)   (sorry, I couldn't resist)  <--- 
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                                          I have proof.


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From: wyant@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Karl Wyant)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A found riddle!
Date: 15 Apr 92 18:23:47 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

> >>>>> remember where I got it from but I thought I would post it.
> >> 
> "Sorry, that's not right.....The real answer is" just a plain one thousAndth.
> 1/1000 < 1+1/1000 

What about 1/1,000,000,000,000,000  (If I counted zero's correctly...) 
One quAdrillionth?
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From: lkoh@elman.austin.ibm.com (Lisa Koh;Austin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,eunet.jokes,aus.jokes,afronet.humour,asia.funny
Subject: Who wanted TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN MEN??
Keywords: may be offensive!
Date: 8 Apr 92 18:43:24 GMT
Reply-To: ...@cs.utexas.edu:ibmaus!auschs!YOURCOMPUTER.austin.ibm.com!YOURLOGIN
Organization: IBM Austin, TX

i remember seeing a request for 52 (?) reasons why a 
beer is better than a man

unfortunately, i don't have that, but i do have the
           



















     10.  Gum doesn't brag to the pack about how good a peice it is
      9.  You can take gum shopping and it doesn't complain
      8.  Gum comes in mouth watering flavors
      7.  When you open a fresh pack of gum, you know it hasn't
             been in someone else's mouth
      6.  Gum doesn't call its wrapper a raincoat
      5.  Gum stays sweet even if you have a headache
      4.  You can have as many pieces as you like
      3.  You can pick up a piece at the check-out counter with no
             questions asked
      2.  Gum stays hard until you are ready to enjoy it
      1.  If you put it on the bedpost at night, it's still there in 
             the morning!


Taken straight off my t-shirt

lisa koh 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dledelen@wheaton.edu (Daniel Lane Edelen)
Subject: Re: tounge twisters
Organization: Wheaton College
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 14:20:06 GMT

How about my favorite:

Black Bug's Blood


Dan

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From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: separate sleep from the laff - offensive to thread users, math devos, new people. (rot 13)
Keywords: laff
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:45:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: spectra.1992Apr7.154555.3120
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation

In article <1210@seqp4.sequoia.com> joesmong@seqp4.sequoia.com (Joe Smongeski) writes:
>
>
>Znlor fbzr fhofpevoref qba'g ernyvmr vg, ohg gur guernqf, zngu chmmyrf, 
>whfg cynva abg shaal wbxrf fubhyq or qhzcrq va fbzrguvat yvxr erp.vanar,
>erp.rvafgrva.qribf, be erp.arj.crbcyr, erfcrpgviryl.  Yrgf gel gb fvzhyngr n 
>cresrpg jbeyq naq gel gb xrrc gehyl shaal fghss va erp.uhzbe. 

Lbhe negvpyr jnf abg shaal.  Cyrnfr ersenva sebz cbfgvat aba-shaal
negvpyrf gb erp.uhzbe.  Lbh bjr gur arg $100 sbe cbfgvat n aba-shaal
negvpyr.

(Bu, ab, V'q orggre pbzr hc jvgu fbzrguvat be V'yy bjr $150 sbe cbfgvat
n aba-shaal negvpyr & vapyhqvat zbfg bs na rneyvre negvpyr)

BOW: "Va Arj Lbex Pvgl gurl'er unaqvat bhg pbaqbzf gb uvtu-fpubby
fghqragf.  Trr, V gubhtug vg jnf n ovt qnl jura V tbg zl pynff evat!"
				Wnl Yrab

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From: Ben Fulton <fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Where have all the Apple jokes gone?
Keywords: Apple, Macintosh
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 10:30:14 -0500

In <1992Apr7.090836.8295@jyu.fi> em@jyu.fi (Erkki Mattila) writes:

>I need quickly a few good and relatively short Apple (Macintosh)
>jokes.

redundant

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
right here, right now
there is no other place I'd rather be!
From: rdw56612@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Rick Waller)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Things that make you go hmmm
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:42:20 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

Why do photographers spend hours trying to get a closeup of the horixzon?

Rick
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ba06103@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu (ba06103)
Subject: Re: anybody got the super blond list?
Organization: State University of New York at Binghamton
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 22:29:23 GMT

Sorry to bug you all but does anybody have the compleate super edition of 
the blond jokes???
        thanks
                    -Abel Sussman

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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:34:57 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Korth) writes:

>In <3235@equinox.unr.edu> schnell@pyramid.unr.edu (Dan Schnell) writes:

>>I've told you once...

>No, you haven't.

Yes we all have.

Eccles 

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From: ta@slc1.UUCP (Tony Alicea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Sam Kinison: IN MEMORIAM
Date: 12 Apr 92 17:28:13 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Aeronautical Radio, Inc., Annapolis


   Here is a sample of the stand-up routines by comedian Sam Kinison, who
was killed Friday in a highway crash:
   ------
   On Mothers Against Drunk Driving: "It's not like you're going to your car
thinking, 'Well, I sure hope I slide into a family of six tonight."'
   ------
   On women: "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
   --------
   On AIDS: "Heterosexuals die of it, too? Name one."
   ------
   On MTV's Rock Against Drugs campaign: "Somebody must've been high when
they came up with that title. It's like Christians Against Christ. Rock
created drugs."
   ------
   On televangelists: "Jesus is still up in heaven, thumbing through his
Bible, going, 'Where did I say build a water slide?"'
From: greg@ngo.austin.ibm.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: 7 year olds
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:54:21 GMT
Reply-To: ...@cs.utexas.edu:ibmchs!auschs!aspencer.austin.ibm.com!aspencer
Organization: IBM Advanced Workstation Division

What's the best thing about having sex w/ a 7 year old?



























Hearing the pelvic bones crack.
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From: dgreen@jarthur.claremont.edu (David 'Mishael' Green)
Subject: Re: A found riddle!
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 23:01:52 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.141919.24504@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> sas6r@amsun26.apma.Virginia.EDU (Stephanie A. Stotland) writes:
->In response to the riddle asking for "the first number in the English
->language that uses the letter "A", one response was 1/1000(one
->thousAndth).  
-> 
->But, one quAdrillionth is smaller than one thousAndth.  Is there a
->higher order fraction?  I can't think of any.
->--
->Stephanie Stotland
->University of Virginia

Well, if you _really_ want to get pedantic about it, you could get arbitrarily
close to zero.  One ten-quadrillionth, one hundred-quadrillionth,
ine five-quintillion three hundred forty-eight quadrillionth, etc...
What I think the original poster was looking for was the smallest positive
integer (properly spelled) with this property.  Though even that'd probably
bring in the 'hundred And one' flames...

OBJ:  What's yellow and equivalent to the principle of choice?
	Zorn's lemon.
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From: gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GLEN TORLEIF RYEN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Star Trek TNJ
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:46:50 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>Oh nice to see a homo-phobe on the net.. what a surprise! ME? I'm not gay!
>Funny though, a lot of homo-phobes are....why? work it out.

Somebody who's scared of themselves?  Now that I'd like to see....

Glen Ryen
From: dsbb@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (D. SPENCER BEECHER)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: anybody got the super blond list?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:55:10 GMT
Article-I.D.: ns1.1992Apr15.165510.165072
Organization: Lehigh University

Would somebody please post or send to me a compilation
of blonde jokes?

-Spence

How do you confuse a blonde?
  Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Why does it work?
  "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"
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From: JRH133@psuvm.psu.edu (John Hennessey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Purity Test?
Date: 11 Apr 92 18:14:56 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92102.141456JRH133
Organization: Penn State University

Could someone send me the 500 entry list too? Thanks.
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From: ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz)
Subject: Humorous euphamisms for screwing...
Summary: Starting another net.thread  
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 1992 01:18:47 GMT
Organization: Illinois State University

Does anyone have any humorous euphamisms for "doing the nasty?"
Here are a few I can think of for starters:

The Mattress Mambo
The Horizontal Hucklebuck
A Poke in the Whiskers
The Tubestick Boogie 

and my personal favorite (and original, too!):
Hiding the Hooded Hodad. 

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From: griz@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dormouse)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: MORE HELEN KELLER JOKES
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:57:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44522
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

Why can't Hellen Keller have any children?





Because she is DEAD!!!!!!!

-dormouse

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From: holland@access.digex.com (Brian Holland)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons wanted...
Date: 11 Apr 92 19:40:46 GMT
Distribution: rec.humor
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, Maryland USA

In article <9APR199216210561@vxcrna.cern.ch> veitch@vxcrna.cern.ch (Liz Veitch) writes:
>Military intelligence

Down Escalator
From: saavik@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Marla Belzowski (K-9's))
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Good comercial!
Date: 10 Apr 92 05:17:33 GMT
Organization: Purdue University


I just saw this one for Beck's beer.

I didn't listen to it at first so I missed the first part but here's
the punch line.....

In the business of fine international trade....(I tuned it out about then)..


Well, the Germany traded us, Americans, this....(picture of a
tall, cool, cold, mug of dark, rich German Beck's beer) 

and we traded them this........(a small clip from ...CLAP ON,
CLAP OFF, THE CLAPPER!!!)

Now who do you you think got the better end of this business trade?

(or something to that effect....)

I thought it was good, but I'm going to have to listen better next time!

SAAVIK
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From: barryg@hplsla.hp.com (Barry Gunn)
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 20:15:17 GMT
Subject: Re: Wayne's World
Organization: HP Lake Stevens, WA
Newsgroups: rec.humor

>>>> Shaw...right!!
>>>As ... if !
>>Would all the idiots who keep posting this, STOP!  It's not funny.
>>Take it to alt.studipity
>W: Garth, do you hear anything?
>G: No, Wayne.  Just some sphincter who hasn't seen our movie.
>W: That's what I thought.  Sphinctersayswhat?
         What?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dlb54694@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Dan Blanchard)
Subject: Steven Wright
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 22:42:26 GMT


   I was walking down the street and saw a sign on a post.  It said:
   "Lost-- $50.  If found, just keep it."

   Bought a cheap piece of land, it was on someone else's property.


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From: dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore)
Subject: Re: Humorous euphamisms for screwing...
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 17:21:37 GMT

In article <1992Apr09.011847.2052@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu> ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz) writes:
>Does anyone have any humorous euphamisms for "doing the nasty?"
>Here are a few I can think of for starters:
>
>The Mattress Mambo
>The Horizontal Hucklebuck
>A Poke in the Whiskers
>The Tubestick Boogie 
>
>and my personal favorite (and original, too!):
>Hiding the Hooded Hodad. 

Bumpin' Uglies
From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: PC Manifesto v2.0
Date: 8 Apr 92 12:34:09 GMT
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

In article <rdippold.702180868@cancun>, rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>God this is tripe, this is like saying that people who who dislike people who
>>commit rape, really want to commit rape. I assume this started of in America,
> 
> Further proof that as soon as you turn PC your sense of humor is the
> first thing to go (or is it the other way around)?   It's a spoof of
> the great floating "homophobe" wars.  Completely wasted on numbwits...

So you like rape... ha ha I bet she did to!
From: m_cole@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (M Cole)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sick and digusting sheep jokes wanted
Date: 9 Apr 92 15:33:40 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

In article <reynard.702681328@usceast.cs.scarolina.edu!> reynard@susie.cs.scarolina.edu (John Reynard) writes:
>
>belgarath@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:
>
>>Does anyone have any sheep jokes out there?  ANy would be greatly appreciated.
>>Send them to belgarath@vax1.mankato.msus.edu.
>>					thanks!
>O.K. here's a really sick one.
>
>Why do you have sex with sheep near cliffs?
>
>So they push back harder.
>
>Truely sick eh?
>

Australia - where men are men, and sheep are nervous

Marc

(can't be bothered with my sig)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Bryan Schroeder
Subject: Good "gay" joke. READ IT!!!
Organization: U of ILL
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 17:55:53 GMT

There *IS* one positive aspect of the Homosexual Community.


You always have someone to back you up.  :-0
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jain@curie.CES.CWRU.Edu (Ashish Jain)
Subject: Tom Candoitti
Reply-To: jain@alpha.ces.cwru.edu
Organization: Computer Engineering and Science, CWRU, Cleveland OH.
Distribution: rec
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:48:30


Is it true that Tom Candoiti (sp?) does it with knuckle balls ? 
--
Ashish Jain
jain@alpha.ces.cwru.edu