HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: THE CHRISTIAN DICTIONARY
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 04:16:00 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


asexual		-----> asinual
bisexual	-----> bisinual
Essex		-----> Essin
heterosexual	-----> heterosinual
homosexual	-----> homosinual
Middlesex	-----> Middlesin
sex		-----> sin
sextet		-----> sintet
sextillion	-----> sintillion
sexton		-----> sinton
sextuple	-----> sintuple
sextuplet	-----> sintuplet
sexual		-----> sinual
sexy		-----> siny
Sussex		-----> Sussin
unisex		-----> unisin

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hugs, Rachel
From: larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Love letters to the Universe
Distribution: world
Date: 23 Aug 92 23:56:22 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love


My dear, my beloved, my only Reality:

     I can no longer deny these feelings.  I have loved before, many
times, but on each occasion I focused on only one small fragment that
believed itself self-contained.  I now know that all along it was you,
All-that-is, that I wanted.  How could I have been so blind, so stupid,
as to settle for a mere part of you when everything I touched, ate,
smelled and thought reminded me of the glorious whole.

     I want to make love to you beneath the light of your stars.  I want to
run my tongue across every inch of your endless void.  I want to contain
you as you have always contained me.  I long to hear you speak my name
in the 21 centimeter band.

     Caress me with loving arms of gravimeteric distortion.  Unfold for me
those seven lovely dimensions you keep hidden from everyone else.  I will
be yours forever.



[Of course, that last bit kind of goes without saying]

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...uunet!canetoad!larne                          canetoad!larne@uunet.uu.net
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Re: Recollections of Lady Liberty and the Joy of Being an American IX
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 02:37:37 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.013511.18396@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>
>The 16-cubic-foot Westinghouse had been discarded beneath a giant
>saguaro cactus which stood many-armed and thick-bodied on an isolated
>mesa, which itself was well and goodly shaken when the C4 blew itself
>to smithereens.

I seem to recall seeing this sentence in Strunk & White.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 18:32:24 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.000036.24391@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
|dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
|> Ignoring information that can save ones life, that has been present and
|> loudly apparent so long as one has been alive, and allowing oneself to
|> become addicted thereby, and making rationalizations thereafter for not
|> taking steps to break that addiction, is stupidity.  No kinder term will
|> do.

|     While your point is very arguable with
|respect to starting smoking, when it comes to
|quitting there's a lot more involved than the
|intelligence or stupidity of the person involved,
|Kent.  If it were that simple, there wouldn't
|be so many intelligent people who smoke.

Please take all discussions of imaginary numbers to sci.math.


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
    The most dangerous person in the world is Jessica Fletcher.
        Everywhere she goes, people die.
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: FEMINIST/DYKE JOKES WANTED
Date: 31 Aug 92 13:00:13 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

In article <blah> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>know good humor? ha!  they don't even know a good stiffy when they see one.

Sure they do!  A good stiffy is one that has been cut off!!!

ata boy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Hep: How it all started
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 05:58:21 GMT

jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:

>"I stepped on a rusty nail."

"Did Rusty complain?", asked Nail.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: WHEN I GROW UP...
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 19:19:34 GMT

In article <3547@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>...then in my golden years I would write, produce and direct a major
>motion picture documenting how smart-alekk AI weenies are captured by
>Shiites and subjected to cruel and bizarre Turing tests.

Didn't I just see this on Cable with Richard Crenna
as Ross Perot?

				--Blair
				  "Now THERE's some appropriate casting..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.ai
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: CAN WE REALLY BE SURE THAT...
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 03:19:28 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
Keywords: not quite sure...

franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>
>  the posts in talk.bizarre actually come from real posters, rather than
>   some complicated Artificial Intelligence algorithm gone haywire?


Why do you say the posts in talk?  Is it because do I say some
complicated artificial intelligence algorithm gone haywire that you
came to me?

.
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hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.butt.harp
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: RICHH & PAUL ARGUE RHUBARB
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 23:49:18 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Followup-To: alt.prose.d

Rich:  What's rhubarb?
Paul:  <leans back>  Rhubarb pie!
Rich:  Yeah, that's great, Paul, but what is it?
Paul:  it's of the genus rheum, I venture.  I wd like a rheum."
Rich:  I sought you said yr dig dis nurt bayt.
Paul:  Zet ees nurt maaa doog!  I'm foaming everywhere.
Rich:  Still what is it?
Paul:  I think it's a leaf, my brother used to eat it, you can chew 
       on it.  Like a coca leaf.  Very popular among migrant      
       farmers and southern fried inbred hillbilly-ass bumfucks.
Rich:  Paul, aren't--
Paul:  No.  But I do know a good farmer's blow when I see one.
Rich:  Ooh-
Paul:  Rich, you know how Philadelphia Magazine has the 'Best of  
       Philly' issue?
Rich:  Sure.
Paul:  We should come up with an alternative "Best of Philly"     
       issue, for all the unsung 'best ofs'
Rich:  Like--
Paul:  Like "Best Farmer's Blow"
Rich:  You mean the--
Paul:  Yeah.  <note.  "Farmer's Blow" is the colorful euphemism   
       employed when someone is seen closing a single nostril, then 
       blowing their nose violently out the other one.  As a farmer 
       would do in a field.  Hence the term.>  The best by far is 
       that guy who hang's out at Pat's Steaks.
Rich:  I know the guy.  What are you doing?  <He had been cutting 
       hair off the top of my thigh with a pair of scissors, and  
       now was expanding the cropula.>  Paul, stop!
Paul:  But this is great. 
Rich:  Did I tell you what Julie discovered?
Paul:  ??
Rich:  If you pull the ones on top the ones under the thigh get   
       shorter.
Paul:  Yup.  Pore-flossing.  Look.  A bald spot.
Rich:  Great.  You cut away my tan.  Hey, what about "Best homeless 
       guy"?
Paul:  The guy outside Wanamaker's?  The woman who plays the      
       recorder on South St.
Rich:  Guy who hangs out by 30th St.
Paul:  Oh, that guy is soooo homeless.
Rich:  The other homeless look at him and think, I'm homeless but 
       I ain't *that* homeless.
Paul:  Got any beer?

a RICHH/Paul joint
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: T.b bumper stickers (YUCK! YUCK!)
Date: 3 Sep 1992 05:05:58 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) says:

>sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu <<-- it must be in the vat!
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

anagram (@=a):
     _______________________________________
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    | Bush: "I'd pour pus!  Cry, Hosehead!" |
    |_______________________________________|\\\\\\\\\\\\\

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"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 07:47:42 GMT

In article <grendel.030c@canetoad.UUCP> grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
>In article <NJ.92Sep2092548@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:
>>
>>"Look, pusbowl, if you ask me one more time where the Eiffel Tower is, I'll
>drive to where it's located, shrink it and shove it up your IMMENSE ass!!!

wait!  wait!  before you shrink it!!

ata boy needs an enema!

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: I *hate* it when that happens
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 20:55:36 GMT

In <l9t8c7INNoae@news.bbn.com> pdsmith@bbn.com (Peter D. Smith) writes:

>PS -- my brother flucked out of IU.  Say "hi" to him when you get your
>car fixed...

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: been In Thearpy Long?????
Date: 3 Sep 92 15:44:09 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

>Oh, my God!  I've worked at both the hospital that treated Kent, AND ALSO
>the hospital that treated Drieux.....

Hmmm, let's see if I remember correctly:
Psych ward @ Tripler = B 26.
Psych ward @ SBHACH = 7 WEST.

Oak Knoll.

rp -- call and raise.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 03:10:58 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <grendel.02wu@canetoad.UUCP> grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y  
Romance) writes:
> Like Mike. I wish that I could be like Mike.

I wonder who Mike wishes he could be?

Perhaps he wishes to be like Jessie Owens in that fateful record-breaking  
run?
Does he want to be a great scholar like Socrates?
Or a busted out junkie like your mother?
Or a Robble-monster named Gribbett Schnibbett in a galaxy far far away?

--
It's on fire On fire
An' we ain't got no water We aint we aint got no water
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: <blink>
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 13:30:40 GMT

In <joshua.715502826@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:

Ahh, I love to look at other people's kill files.  It's such an intimate
process, giving one such an interesting look into the most private
details of another person's life.  You could probably make a fortune
psychoanalyzing people based on their killfiles.

But Josh, old son, a quick run of cat .nn/kill | egrep -v '^#' > .nn/kill
would do wonders for you.  (I'd also recommend giving Waldby another
chance, but hey, that's just me)

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: STATION BREAK
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 22:24:31 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


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-- 
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hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Interconnection
X-Xxdate: Tue, 1 Sep 92 17: 33:20 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 16:27:03 GMT

Seems to me that Usenet is this huge interconnected organism with millions of
keyboards, tens of millions of fingers, miles of wire and fiber, and some
unspecified (and not-equal-to number of people) number of intelligences all
melded together over time and space.  Also seems to me that this could be a
tremendous force for good (and bizarre) in the world.  Who knows?  Maybe it
is.  Maybe it isn't.

What I want to know is why some people are so persistant in being jerks, in
the face of clear evidence that they are unwelcome.  Attention-getting
behavior, masochism, getting their own newsgroup(?!?), stoopidity, general
misanthropy, bad upbringing and/or insufficient family values, or specific
anencephaly?

Also, what is it about t.b (I'll never say t**b** again) that attracts these
folks?  And is it better to ignore them?  Well?

Hey, I'm new here myself, and don't pretend to have the perspective to winnow
bizarrity from chaff.  But I have been reading the froup for quite a while. 
Wavey even has his moments.  Anagrams are fine in moderation.  And there has
been the occasional ascent into literature/art.  But why the hatred and
bigotry?  Can't that be taken some other place? Like, can't we all just get
along?

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.woody-allen
From: wendylau@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Kuong I Tai)
Subject: Re: ALT.SEX.WOODY-ALLEN
Organization: HAC - Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 19:16:18 GMT


This is just a test. 
Please ignore this.
Thank you.
From: glenn@bessel.umd.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The *REAL* reason Gooley moved to Colorado.
Date: 31 Aug 1992 11:37:33 -0500
Organization: The Space-Time Fabrication Institute, Rockville, MD.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

In article <6031@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil writes:
>Here's a clue. Take two, they're small.
>1. Trinidad
>2. Stanley Biber

Hmm.  I heard Dr. Biber is planning to retire soon ... are you saying
that Gooley is going to be taking over his practice?  Maybe I'd better
make up my mind about visiting Trinidad real soon then...

>rp -- yeah, you might say it's an inside joke.

Uh, an inside joke that used to be an outside joke?  Or an outside
joke hoping to become an inside joke?  Or an inside joke wanting
to be made into an outside joke?  But the results of that are rarely
as satisfactory.  Oh, never mind.


-- 
D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

How much interest is there in a TV/TS newsgroup?  How many would post there?
You can send me mail anonymously at wi.2743@wizvax.methuen.ma.us (was wi.79)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP! (was: Re: STOP this crap)
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 20:46:22 GMT

In <Btv4I2.Ko4@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:

>who is this? Sheezus, how does one say "shut-up" politely yet bizarrely
>in such a forum? In alt.flame, you flame - in alt.sex, you make fun of
>their lack-thereof... In comp.sys.mac, you make IBM jokes. But, how
>oh how do you tell someone to shut up in talk.bizarre?

"Rage is not bizarre" - Dave Polewka

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: A call to smra
Organization: t.b
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 20:21:10 GMT

mclemens@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (some dweeb) enlightens us with:
> 
> DYSLEXICS UNTIE!
> 
> "Wyatt Earp?
>  He makes me burp..."  

HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Date: 28 Aug 92 06:57:27 GMT
Organization: sulphur & oxygen

fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:

] In <1992Aug27.084608.27186@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
] 
] >by the hour of the night i log on here, i am
] >usually too tired and pissed off to want to
] >deal with a bunch of sexist bullshit from the
] >kind of whimpering pansies who piss in their 
] >pants at the very notion that a woman might
] >have anything worthwhile to say.
] 
] $5 Canadian to the first to say "Must be that time of the month"
] 

$50 to anyone who can convince me that gypsy, 
upon reading this, has not at least CONSIDERED
finding carasso, taking him to ben's house,
piking carasso up by his ankles, and beating
ben to death with him.


BoB
teCh
's a good plan, though
From: settwo@master.of.the.universe (Set-Two)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I AM SET-TWO
Keywords: Fear, Loathing, Destructio n
Date: 29 Aug 92 16:53:16 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.moslem.wanted.women
Organization: Masters of the Universe, Inc.


     I AM SET-TWO, MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE

     I AM THE E.T. OF N.T.

     SMELL MY HAND.

     FEAR ME, WEAK AND FEEBLE HUMANS!!!

     AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



     Set-Two
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: Conversation topics to avoid
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.stupidity
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 16:52:51 GMT

In article <schnitzi.715356588@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>"I think Jeffrey Dahmer should fry."
>"How can you say that?  Where's your compassion?"
>"Where was his?"
>"He didn't have any.  THAT'S what makes him a psychopath."
>"Shut the fuck up."
>
>"I'm not voting this year.  I'm not ever registered."
>"What if everyone felt that way?"
>"Everyone DOESN'T feel that way."
>"Everyone COULD feel that way."
>"Shut the fuck up."

I think Mark schnitzuis is a dumb name, and Mark is stoopid.
What if everyone felt that way?
Everyone DOES feel that way.
Oh. okay.
*shake hands and agree*

steve
-- 
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From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The coffee I'm drinking
Keywords: Haiku for simple minds
Date: 25 Aug 92 15:34:26 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

Taste buds cringe with fear
Raising the mugs to my lips
Revulsion sets in
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Meeting (100 words)
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 16:06:27 GMT

F: Do you believe in God?

J: I'm an agnostic.  That literally means I don't know.  It also
   implies that I don't know that I don't know... that I don't know
   that I don't know that I don't know...

F: I get the idea.

J: You believe in an omnipresent, omnipotent, omniscient god, right?

F: Yeah.

J: Well, you think God could devise a prison so secure that even He
   himself couldn't escape from it?

F: God transcends mortal logic, the domain of your puny paradox.

J: Then... do you think God could devise a paradox that would
   constrain even Himself? 

F: Certainly.

J: What would it be?

F: I don't know.

J: Me neither.


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"When people reached the last drop of their drinks, the face of Larry
Storch would seem to look out at them from the bottom, belch
contentedly and say, ``Now I am truly what I always was.  Pass the
corn nuts.''"
						     -- Larne Pekowsky
From: adh@minster.york.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the whole foods craze
Date: 26 Aug 92 11:34:38 GMT
Reply-To: adh@minster.york.ac.uk (adh)
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of York, England

In article <p1kl8o4@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>I am eating potato chips, but I am guilt-free.
>I am eating all-natural hand-cooked potato chips.
>I am eating chemical-free potato chips.
>I am eating "yogurt and green onion" potato chips.
>I bought them at Whole Foods.
>I am virtuous.
>None of these calories count.
>---

perhaps i should become vegan? i just unwrapped a snickers bar
to hear it say "27 28 29 30 31 32 33". in 337 part harmony.

adh
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: the hardest thing
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 06:30:02 GMT

is to have a thought that no one can categorize in a political
paradigm, these days.


BoB
teCh
'cept for me, to post +30 lines at once
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: rely on science not on purposeful environmental hysteria
Date: 1 Sep 92 17:46:43 GMT
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada

In <MJD.92Sep1115054@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Ko the Eater") writes:


>[ Adapted from a post to pa.general ]

>   Even though I'm aware the Mr. Dominus has the right to say what he
>pleases, few things would give me greater pleasure than to stuff a sock
>in his mouth.  His short, heavily biased, intermittent emissions of
>mostly to not complete bullshit have long since worn thin.

So does this mean you're not friends anymore? 

steve
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