HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu ()
Subject: Re: Dorm Practical Jokes
Organization: Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
Distribution: alt.evil
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:32:26 GMT
X-Posted-From: titan.ucc.umass.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <00960208.954C5500@Msu.oscs.montana.edu> icsip193@Msu.oscs.montana.edu writes:
>creeper@mentor- Jesus loves you.  He died to save you from your sins!
>Don't turn him away!  Turn your life over to him, and really live!

Asshole!?!?!? He asked for dorm pranks!
Does being an xtian remove all sense of humor?
If you send me E-mail; I will bomb your account into non-existance you
swine (and you will never track it down {boohooohahahahahahahaah})

-The Evil One


Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: gjessup@leven.appcomp.utas.edu.au (Geoff Jessup)
Subject: Re: remember....
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 07:34:12 GMT


You are decieved by the very one you mock (Satan) )
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (BILLY JOE BISSETTE)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Weenies!
Date: 15 Sep 92 20:55:32 GMT
Reply-To: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (BILLY JOE BISSETTE)
Organization: Raise A Great Old One Foundation
Originator: bjbisset@c00017-118dan.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <1992Sep14.222856.25971@ugle.unit.no>, leifmk@Lise.Unit.NO (Leif
Magnar Kj|nn|y) writes:
|>
|>Satan is a weenie.  All so-called Satanists are either sick people in need of
|>psychiatric attention, or else they are overblown pussies who *think* they're
|>evil.  Actually, their pitiful 'deity' doesn't exist any more than his 'opponent'
|>does.
|>
|>Go for some *real* evil if you have the guts (and the lack of mental stability)
|>needed:
|> 
|>Remember, Cthulhu saves--in case he gets hungry later.
|>
|>Cthulhu '92:  The Stars Are Right!
|>

Another admits the truth.  Cthulhu is real.  Lovecraft was merly someone
fortunate(or unfortunate) enough to find the truth.  And so have I.  Cthulhu
is, and that is enough to realize that good and evil are but insignificant
things, human concepts, just like God and satan.

-- 
----------bill the insane cultist, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Please make a donation to the "Raise a Great Old One" Foundation.
Everyone chant with me:  Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
                         Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: 10726446@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (LAU WAI KUEN)
Subject: Re: Eat your parents
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 00:11:02 GMT

In article <umage.716574836@mcl> umage@mcl.ucsb.edu (dark ribbons) writes:
>From: umage@mcl.ucsb.edu (dark ribbons)
>Subject: Eat your parents
>Date: 15 Sep 92 16:33:56 GMT
>
>	Kill Your Parents,
>	Eat your Children,
>	for God saves
>	and Jesus forgives.
>
>
>--
>umage@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu			and vaguely falling backwards, tomorrow
>					i will-   be here again!    - XymoX

    Eat the rich.  The poor are tough and stringy.
From: jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: IAMEVIL
Keywords: IAMEVIL
Date: 15 Sep 92 15:58:53 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: AT&T

In article <1944h8INN8lb@network.ucsd.edu> kestanol@porgy.uucp (Keith C. Estanol) writes:
>In article <x_yngaa@lynx.unm.edu> bantolph@carina.unm.edu (Bard's are the Best) writes:
>>In article <9225809.17038@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> grebo@ecr.mu.oz.au (Katherine_Louise WRIGHT) writes:
>>>
>>
>>                              *                 *
>>                               **             **
>>                                ***         ***
>>                                *****     *****
>>                                 ****** ******
>>                                ***************
>>                             ********************* 
>>                         *****************************
>>  ||                               *******                             ||
>>  ||                                *****                              ||
>>||||||                               ***                             ||||||
>>  ||                                  *                                ||
>>
>>666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
>
>I don't know about you, but this looks like a damn cute starfish.
>Jeez.  You're a pretty sorry ass, did you know that?  Faugh.
>Upside down crosses and starfishes.. I mean, who the hell do  you
>think you're fooling?
>

Probably one of those pantywaist invertebrate lovers.
It is a cute starfish though.
 
================================================================================
 Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. DoD#564. There ain't no more.
================================================================================
From: vrandal@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Vincent Todd Randal)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: remember....
Date: 14 Sep 92 00:18:19 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

What the hell does that mean? 
And, do *you* know the difference between Weed Killer and Killer?
Does anybody?
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: J024330@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Subject: Re: I AM
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 21:27:57 GMT

Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 19:38:53 +0000


>I AM SATAN, I KNOW YOU DON'T BELEIVE ME NOW BUT YOU WILL SOON.

Translation:  I am sick, I need help.  (We believe you)

>I MEAN FUCKING VERY SOON.

Translation:  I need help really soon!  Please, call a shrink!

Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: jamesh@netcom.com (James Hightower)
Subject: Re: Christ would flunk survey
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 08:13:43 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:

>get a clue!
>Primitive Man believed that he went to heaven/hades/valhalla.
>Christ taught that we rotted in the ground to be eaten by worms...

Actually, I think the rot-in-ground thing is a fairly recent invention,
written into the Bible at a later date, perhaps around the Council of Trent.
Earlier editions had the soul (this was before the bible was re-written to
remove all mention of the soul) zooming of somewhere straight away.

Who knows what Jesus said, as everything I've read was written from memory
well after the fact.
  -JJH

Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: bantolph@carina.unm.edu (Bard's are the Best)
Subject: Re: IAMEVIL
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 04:29:58 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
Keywords: IAMEVIL

In article <9225809.17038@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> grebo@ecr.mu.oz.au (Katherine_Louise WRIGHT) writes:
>IAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILI
>
.......and on and on until the end of time.

Your NOT evil! Your a BORED IDIOT! Looks to me as if you were tasked by a
minor deity (very minor) just to make an asshole out of yourself. Stop 
working for such ametures. Don't even work for anybody. For if you work
for somebody else you are not evil, you are doing thier evil; you are just
a meaningless pawn to be shit upon and destroyed.
	Go into business for yourself like I did. Freelance evil can be
very entertaining especially if you set your alignment to choatic evil as
did I. May the competitor of mine who commanded you to act as above
curse you to reingesting all your bodily excretia until it has been absorbed
by every cell in your body; all the while writing IAMEVIL ten-billion times
on a chalkboard with your own blood.

666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666

  ||                        Don't get me wrong,                        ||
  ||                    Satan and me are still pals,                   ||
||||||                      Allies if you will.                      ||||||
  ||                                                                   ||
                              *                 *
                               **             **
                                ***         ***
                                *****     *****
                                 ****** ******
                                ***************
                             ********************* 
                         *****************************
  ||                               *******                             ||
  ||                                *****                              ||
||||||                               ***                             ||||||
  ||                                  *                                ||

666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: avik@icase.edu (Avik Banerjee)
Subject: remember....
Organization: ICASE/NASA Langley
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 15:12:08 GMT

1.	If you kill one man, you are an assassin.
	if you kill millions, you are a conqueror
	If you kill everyone, you are a god

2.	Murder is merely a passion, but slaughter is an art

3.	No matter how heinous a deed you contemplate, the operative
	question is not whether it is evil, but is it possible?

4.	Suffering serves no useful purpose, but it does delight
	the eye.

5.	The screams of the dying can be sweeter music than any
	symphony.

6.	Evil has no friends, and therefore need not concern itself
	with loyalty.

7.	I would never make a pact with Satan, I need no underlings.

8.	The aftermath of carnage is a pleasant time for reflection.

9.	The prime advantage evil has in its battle with good is that
	its opponent always assumes it must ultimately be irrational.

10.	There is a certain poetic beauty in destroying that which you
 	love.

11.	Once you have set yourself a goal, why should a little thing 
	like slaughter deter you?

12.	Satan lost his war, only a fool would pay homage to him.

13.	Never deny truth has a value. The fool pays homage to it and
	the wise man twists it to his advantage.

14.	If blood were green, then green would be my favorite color.

15.	Torture, like a violin, is merely an instrument. Only in the
	hands of a master does it become an art form.

16.	Evil admits no alternatives.

17. 	Of course all men have souls, otherwise I might just as well 
	waste my time killing animals.

18.	Why should anyone wish to wind up in hell, except to take 
	charge of it.

19.	The triumph of evil is as inevitable as the changing of the
	seasons.

20.	One need not hate what one kills.

21.	Emotions clutter up the mental landscape.


            ___ __    _ ______  __
           /   || |  / /| || | / /
          / /| || | / / | || |/ /
         / / | || |/ /  | || |\ \
        /_/  |_||___/   |_||_| \_\
  		@icase.edu
-----------------------------------------------
|"Only the insane have strength to prosper.   |
| Only those that prosper judge what is sane."|
-----------------------------------------------
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From: leifmk@Lise.Unit.NO (Leif Magnar Kj|nn|y)
Subject: Weenies!
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 22:28:56 GMT

Satan is a weenie.  All so-called Satanists are either sick people in need of
psychiatric attention, or else they are overblown pussies who *think* they're
evil.  Actually, their pitiful 'deity' doesn't exist any more than his 'opponent'
does.

Go for some *real* evil if you have the guts (and the lack of mental stability)
needed:
 
Remember, Cthulhu saves--in case he gets hungry later.

Cthulhu '92:  The Stars Are Right!

Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu ()
Subject: Re: Looking for evil music
Organization: Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 20:09:00 GMT
X-Posted-From: titan.ucc.umass.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1992Sep13.170607.9784@vlsi.polymtl.ca> provost@vlsi.polymtl.ca (Benoit Provost) writes:
>	Does anybody know of good weird evil music?  Something like Bauhaus
>in their debutes (some of their poems are simply cracked up), or old mystical
>oriented rock like King Crimson and Gentle Giant?  I really like the medieval
>influenced music, there must be unknown satanic medieval music somewhere...

Metal Category:

Slayer     Danzig    olde Black Sabbath
Mace       Exodus    Celtic Frost
Venom      Scepultura  (many death metal bands like, "Overkill", Necros, etc.)

Industrial Category:

Throbbing Gristle(pure evil)     Nurse With Wound(unbelievably nasty)   
Lustmord(sinister, brooding)     Einsturzen Neubatten(pure madness)
Swans (filth)                    Sleep Chamber(truely hideous)

Classical Music Category:

Beethoven(ever see "Clockwork Orange"?)
Wagner(Hitler's personal favorite)

Pop music:

all of this music is pure evil, designed to incite people to violent acts


-Scott
From: MVS104@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: remember....
Date: 10 Sep 92 01:55:09 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

In article <BuBGw9.D7r@news.larc.nasa.gov>, avik@icase.edu (Avik Banerjee) says:
>
>1.      If you kill one man, you are an assassin.
>        if you kill millions, you are a conqueror
>        If you kill everyone, you are a god

Looks like someone is paraphrasing Megadeth...
Anyway, why bother with all of this evil-praising? As if someone can be
all evil...as if good and evil are so divisible. There is only weakness
which must be destroyed. As for good and evil...well, as long as you're
not highly religious, they're only relative.

Martin Schulte
From: pazuzu@sideways.welly.gen.nz (pazuzu)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: I AM
Date: 15 Sep 92 05:17:43 GMT
Organization: Sideways Bulletin Board, Lower Hutt, New Zealand

fis@evil.demon.co.uk (fis) writes:

> 
> I AM SATAN, I KNOW YOU DON'T BELEIVE ME NOW BUT YOU WILL SOON.
> 
> I MEAN FUCKING VERY SOON.
> 
> 

nah nah nah you've got it completely wrong I'm the one and true 
SATAN...Fuck you should be seen to...shit thinking he's satan bloody 
heaven.....
From: ecrjbruce@economics.adelaide.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: IAMEVIL
Date: 15 Sep 92 00:26:30 GMT
Organization: Economics, University of Adelaide
NNTP-Posting-Host: eco.economics.adelaide.edu.au

In article <millernw.716431444@craft.camp.clarkson.edu>, millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
> grebo@ecr.mu.oz.au (Katherine_Louise WRIGHT) writes:
> 
>>IAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVIL...
> 
> [100's more of above deleted]
> 
> 	Nah.  Just annoying.

worse he/she/it is just a wannabe evil....
>                                         
regs

Rob

--
Rob Bruce    |  "What he had experienced was a .. dossier compiled by a sentient
             |   computer, nothing more"           William Gibson, `Count Zero'
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller)
Subject: Re: IAMEVIL
Keywords: IAMEVIL
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 00:44:04 GMT

grebo@ecr.mu.oz.au (Katherine_Louise WRIGHT) writes:

>IAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVIL...

[100's more of above deleted]

	Nah.  Just annoying.


--
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 Clarkson University |     - Ford Prefect |     dark@craft.camp.clarkson.edu
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Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: provost@vlsi.polymtl.ca (Benoit Provost)
Subject: Looking for evil music
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 17:06:07 GMT

	Does anybody know of good weird evil music?  Something like Bauhaus
in their debutes (some of their poems are simply cracked up), or old mystical
oriented rock like King Crimson and Gentle Giant?  I really like the medieval
influenced music, there must be unknown satanic medieval music somewhere...

					Cat's food, iron claw
					Neuro-surgeons scream for more
					At paranoia's poison door
					Twenty first century schizoid man.

					Svann Le Terrible

--
Benoit Provost                   |   Pattison's law of electronics:  t
provost@vlsi.polymtl.ca          |   if wires can be connected in two  a
Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal  |   different ways, the first way        yl
Montreal, Quebec, Canada         |   blows the fuse.
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: Weenies!
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 03:29:32 GMT

Please tell us where we can read about cthulhu.
From: umage@mcl.ucsb.edu (dark ribbons)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Eat your parents
Date: 15 Sep 92 16:33:56 GMT


	Kill Your Parents,
	Eat your Children,
	for God saves
	and Jesus forgives.


--
umage@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu			and vaguely falling backwards, tomorrow
					i will-   be here again!    - XymoX
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Looking for evil music
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 15 Sep 1992 03:00:23 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1992Sep13.170607.9784@vlsi.polymtl.ca>, provost@vlsi.polymtl.ca (Benoit Provost) writes:
>	Does anybody know of good weird evil music?  Something like Bauhaus
>in their debutes (some of their poems are simply cracked up), or old mystical
>oriented rock like King Crimson and Gentle Giant?  I really like the medieval
>influenced music, there must be unknown satanic medieval music somewhere...

For specific albums and e/ps:

Bauhaus - Double Dare (simply their best)

Try early Sonic Youth with Lydia Lynch - Death Valley '69 - 
on this there's a melodic song Satan, as the name suggests Sonic.

Coil - Horse Rotovator
Medieval, early industrial.

Birthday Party - Release the Bats.

Terminal Cheescake - Angels In Pigtails 
For the serial killer flavour, industrial metal.

Tubular Bells - Mike Oldfield
Spooky stuff to play on quiet evenings.

King Diamond - anything...

Killing Joke - early before Outside The Gate.
Also Murder Inc - members of Killing Joke and Chris Connelly.







Red
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: s9877751@phobos.ucc.umass.edu (s9877751)
Subject: Venom
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 17:51:00 GMT

I think Venom says it best when they say:

"Sorry now He's twisted me,
I reccomend you get down on your knees boy!"

For any of you who like listening to the Devil's music, check out the
three Venom tapes, if you haven't done so already.
They are: "Welcome To Hell","Black Metal","Prime Evil"

L8r
From: bc151@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ken Fisler)
Newsgroups: alt.co-ops
Subject: List for the Discussion of the Presidential Campaign
Date: 12 Sep 1992 07:10:48 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu



There is now on Bitnet a list for the discussion of the '92
presidential campaign. Discussion is unmoderated and focusses
primarily on important, current campaign issues, though, like the
campaign itself, some discussion occasionally degrades to
spurious non-issues. Threads sometimes lead into critical
analyses of political history, the media, and campaign
strategies. Many members of this list post exerpts from books,
magazines, journals, newspapers, television reportage, and
academic studies as well as the full text of position papers and
speeches given by the candidates. A meaningful number of list
members understand the inherent union of theory and praxis and,
given the nature of the discussions, the flame level is very
tolerably and surprisingly low. If all you've heard and read thus
far hasn't parted the sea of sound bites, if you're looking for
information and analysis of current issues or have something to
give or express yourself, this may be a viable group to join.

To subscribe, send to: LISTSERV@MARIST (from a Bitnet address)
or LISTSERV@MARIST.BITNET (from and Internet address) the
message: SUB CLINTON <your first name> <your last name>


	Internet:	bc151@cleveland.freenet.edu
	Bitnet: 	bc151%cleveland.freenet.edu@cunyvm
	Audio:		Ken Fisler
Newsgroups: alt.co-ops
From: polack@ICSI.Berkeley.EDU (Devra Polack)
Subject: Berkeley Co-op Seeks Fabulous Female Housemate!
Keywords: Room opens Oct. 1st...
Organization: International Computer Science Institute, Berkeley, CA, U.S.A.
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 01:33:10 GMT

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
We're a mixed household on Ashby Ave., near the Claremont
Hotel, co-operatively owned and collectively run.

20 min. walk to UC campus, 20 min. walk to BART and Mills Shuttle.
Near Claremont Canyon, etc., in Elmwood district.

We're a rather diverse crowd, looking for
a creative, independent woman to join our household.  Large, roomy
house with big back yard, studio garage, garden, treehouse.

The room opens up *Oct. 1st*, and is spacious, carpeted (in a hardwood house),
with window seats near trees.  Rent is $380/mo., 1st and last.
Sorry, no meat, smokers, t.v.

Please feel free to write me with questions, or call
either of the following numbers:

(510) 486-1982                  (510) 843-7245

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Devra (a.k.a.   polack@icsi.berkeley.edu)
From: mcdowell@exlog.com (Steve McDowell)
Newsgroups: alt.hackers
Subject: Re: Ling-ling
Keywords: comsat(8)
Date: 8 Sep 1992 17:12:59 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque


> This is just an obhack with little or no verberhea.  This way, I get credit
> and can post some verbage later.  (It does work that way, right?  ;^)
>
> I'll let the real hackers out there figure this out.  The non-hackers

please....you're just kicking the comsat daemon? I'm not even gonna call 
this one a hack!

-- 
Steve McDowell             . . . . o o o o o 		Opinions are 
Exlog, Inc.	                  _____      o     	mine, not my 
mcdowell@exlog.com      _____====  ]OO|_n_n__][.    	employers..
		       [_________]_|__|________)<   
	                ooo   ooo  'oo OOOOO oo\_   
Newsgroups: alt.hackers
Organization: large
Date: 10 Sep 1992 19:47:52 EDT
Expires: 1 Apr 93 12:34
Subject: Hack Question...
From: hobbit@babyoil.ftp.com (*Hobbit*)

yeah, ram it down your nearest nntp transport a la Hinews.tar.

_H*
From: rem@public.BTR.COM (Robert E. Maas  rem@btr.com)
Newsgroups: alt.hackers
Subject: Re: [Not-so-] Cheap modems from Prodigy
Date: 6 Sep 92 06:10:47 GMT
Organization: BTR Public Access UNIX, MtnView CA. Contact: Customer Service cs@BTR.COM

I was going to reply privately but the return address looked bad.
For the general public who maybe has a personal computer but no modem,
a 1200 baud modem would be really great, getting them on the net as soon
as they also find a public-access Unix host in their area. Where are
these still-useful even though "obsolete" 1200 baud modems being tossed
in the lake? Are they Hayes compatible external modems?
Newsgroups: alt.hackers