HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
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cvafy006@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu (Daniel Rouse, Jr.)
>
>	I love it!!!  How come everyone else who reads my post is so upset????
>They think I'm an idiot?  

Didn't you know it, already?

>So why do they keep responding???  

It's fun to flame the idiots, that's it.

>Also, the more
>people get mad, the more amusing it is to see who is the REAL idiot (hint: it's
>not me.  The only one who is exempted from the "idiot" label is the one poster
>(I forgot who) who let me know that Michele might be the one posting from an
>anonymous site.  

Are you saying that martin is not an idiot?!?!? You need a 
doctor, little boy, you're sick.

>Why the heck do you think I entitled my post "Kindergarten
>Flamer..."?  

Why the fuck to you think that we give a shit?

>Because these people flame like little kids...ie, I can't get to
>you so I'll go after your family. 

Half right. You're a fag, son of a bitch, and people like me 
don't like to get to fags (maybe your mother...).

> How boring...how trendy...how
      ^^^^^^
>unoriginal...how amusing it is to read the feeble flames I've recieved!
>		  ^^^^^^^

Excume me, idiot kid. How can something be amusing and 
boring at the same time?!?!?

Maybe you have a lack of communication, I can try to 
explain this to you with an example:
*you* are boring, *I* am amusing. See? It is different!

And now fuck your father, again.

	Michele

>					Daniel Rouse, Jr.
>					Sophpomore, Computer Engineering
all disclaimers apply, especially here

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: Is that REALLY Michele?
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 17:31:51 GMT

dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it wrote:
: In article <1993Jan6.213317.16244@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester) writes:
: >                      
: >      Needless to say, it didn't sell well at all.  Most of it's phrases
: >      were unintelligible, not to mention the unexplained presence of a
: >      certain fecal smell about it. 
:
: I use italian cologne after every daily shower.

Well, that should explain the shit-smell.

"Now for sale: The incredible 'italian cologne'. You too can
 smell like a true native of Milano : Garlic, Parmesan, Car 
 exhausts, Catpiss and pure wop-shit."

/Par
From: kaygee@hardy.u.washington.edu (Kevin Giansante)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Facts do not exist...
Date: 13 Jan 1993 01:16:43 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
NNTP-Posting-Host: hardy.u.washington.edu

In article 132, chuahl@ocf.berkeley.edu (Chua HakLien)
steps way out of line when he says:

>All right, let's contribute some observations.
>Singapore is south of Malaysia. Is this a 100% fact? Certainly.

From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 18:27:03 GMT
Subject: Re: Zuckates Immitates Michele - Illegal ?
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

<cont> 
>alias.

I HOPE SO! Hey, moronic swedish (orhowthefuckyouwriteit),
how could you only *dream* to impersonate me?!?!

I know that you could be proud to have the honor to post
under my name, but you can't do it.

There are no way for a swedish (orhowthefuckyouwriteit), to
write in funny itenglish. Wake up, you can impersonate kevin
brainless washer or martin the fag asshole, BUT NOT ME!
NO WAY!

>Just the mere thought of some Norwegian getting me trouble
>simply scares the shit out of me.
>
Really? You're scared by norvegians?!? Why don't you stay
home, little frou-frou? alt.flame is for real men...

	Michele

	>/Par
all disclaimers apply
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Zugates et al drive me plonkers.
Date: 10 Jan 93 03:56:57 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

In article <16060071@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates) writes:
>
>"Fourscore and seven years ago...
> [deletions]

What the hell is _this_?  Something tells me this idiot _really_ does 
attach some significance to being the most copious poster to alt.flame!
Is this some sort of idiotic attempt to boost your "originality percentage"?

This business of splitting up your posts is the last straw.  
Welcome to my kill file.  Make yourself comfortable, because you're 
going to be there for some time.

Before you go, however, I have a secret to tell you.

I'd like you to lean reeeeaaally close now, because I'm going to whisper a 
little secret to you:



           Nobody gives a shit about the stats.
	   You were interesting as a novelty at first, but 
	   nobody finds you funny anymore.
	   You are seriously in need of a different hobby.


And now (jimmygee, a drum roll please)...
						GOODBYE, you plonker.


-- Andy
From: liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This place is getting boring.
Date: 12 Jan 1993 01:44:21 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <1993Jan11.210811.16896@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) begs:

Rob darling, when I beg, I bark.  How could you have possibly forgotten that...

>*hugs*,
>r

I *always* knew you cared, Robbie-woogums...  *smoooooches*

*ack*ptooey*

						--Liz

--
bite me, fan boy
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: talk about projecting - project your FUCKING ARSE!
Date: 11 Jan 93 14:16:33 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: cayenne.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <hw+3_-g@rpi.edu> keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Sad Cunt.) writes:
|kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin the DICK Darcy) writes to mark
|cochran:
|
|->Why is it so difficult for you to admit a simple mistake? Is this an ego
|->thing?
|
|some statements require no comment. heh.
|

HEAR THIS KEEGAN YOU ARSEHOLE :-

You UGLY BASTARD!
Go PROJECT yourself out of alt.flame you cock-sucking mother-fucker.
Your flames are such UTTER CRAP its almost LUDICROUS!!

    'some statements require no comment.'    ???????

Your stupid fucking statement requires comment:
GO BARF INTO YOUR SISTER'S CUNT!! 

    'heh.'   ???

That's PATHETIC, fuckface!!! 
PATHETIC!!!!

You betta sort your flames out toss-pot, and fast.

~THE GREAT NAME
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: talk about projecting!
Summary: 
Expires: 
Followup-To: 
Distribution: 
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
Keywords: 

In article <hw+3_-g@rpi.edu> keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Sad Cunt.) writes:
|kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin the DICK Darcy) writes to mark
|cochran:
|
|->Why is it so difficult for you to admit a simple mistake? Is this an ego
|->thing?
|
|some statements require no comment. heh.
|

HEAR THIS KEEGAN YOU ARSEHOLE :-

You UGLY BASTARD!
Go PROJECT yourself out of alt.flame you cock-sucking mother-fucker.
Your flames are such UTTER CRAP its almost LUDICROUS!!

    'some statements require no comment.'    ???????

Your stupid fucking statement requires comment:
GO BARF INTO YOUR SISTER'S CUNT!! 

    'heh.'   ???

That's PATHETIC, fuckface!!! 
PATHETIC!!!!

You betta sort your flames out toss-pot, and fast.

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: d40937@boole (Jean Yves Desbiens)
Subject: Re: Info regarding rules on ALT.FLAME
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 16:28:53 GMT

Rob Dobson (rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU) wrote:
: > dchatterjee@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
: 
: >   This is my first posting. I want to know what are the generally accepted
: >  ground rules for "ALT.FLAME" newsgroup ????
: 
: the rules are simple---feel free to violate any rule, and violate your 
: opposition as well. be sure to misquote whomever you are flaming, and
: always use at least two (2) obscenities that relate to either defacation
: or sex.

I didn't know that Walsh & Kebbie had a book out on flaming, who did
they have to become the sex slaves of to pull off such a feat; imagine
them lecturing on flaming, the utter ridicule of such a situation... 

I hope you do not admit to having bought such a book Rob, well 
I guess such a book could be usefull if you are doing a intricate
study for your sociology doctorate on the habits of the moron 
specie. Anyway, its obvious from your posting that you haven't 
followed the "Kevin Washed Up" way of flaming, though your flames
are no masterpieces they are coherent, we can't say the same about
the lsd inspired delusions from Walshit the human refuse . 

--
SEIZE THE DAY, MAKE YOUR LIFE EXTRAORDINARY .  "Dead Poets Society"

Jean-Yves Desbiens                  | d40937@info.polymtl.ca
Etudiant en genie informatique      | 
Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal Can | To indeed be a god ...,
--------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Re: Is that REALLY Michele? - NO!
Date: 8 Jan 93 18:20:12 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <16060052@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates) writes:
> 
> wop-shit is food for brits
>
That must be the stuff I had when I was bundled into an Italian
restaurant in London a few weeks ago and force fed.  They told me
it was pizza and they even told me that all they do all day is eat
the same pizza and only break to eat pasta for a change.

That must be why the wops all have greasy hair.  They eat so much,
they don't have time (or the energy) to have a wash and just cover
up the stench with some tomato puree under the arms and olive oil
in the hair.

>
> and *true* Italian cologne is as good as the french one
>
It must be pretty grim then.

>
> (personally, I don't like Chanel...)
> 
I like the Channel, it is conveniently placed between Britain
and Europe and is used to keep the Frogs, Wops, Spicks, Deigos and
Crouts out out.  Actually, whoever invented the English channel
must have been a bloody genius.  You can see why we are so far away
from completing the Channel tunnel can't you.  Actually, the plan
is to open the tunnel, get all the Wops/Frogs etc. lined up in it,
close both ends and fucking flood the bastards.  It's a clean death.

-- 
   _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     Professor Kevin Walsh
 _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: Did They Get Michele? UPDATE - WOP HAS BEEN CAPTURED
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 23:12:51 GMT

scasburn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven M Casburn) writes:

>     Haven't seen Michele on here lately. Did they nail him/her?

It is still here. It hides in a closet at fnala.fnal.finally.finsihed.gov
and prays it's security officer isn't on the console watching processes.

I just got an email from it saying how as soon as it finds a public
Internet node, or one dumb enough to give it a free account it will be
back to take care of us. I guess they got awful angry that he was using
their address and it being top flamer and all. I have a feeling it'll be
back soon as his garlic balls melt from all the heat he revs up gettinga
ggarvated reading all this stuff he CAN'T reply to. Kinda of like PUSSING out.
I always thought it was a pussy! Hehehe. Anyhow it will get a new address like
wimp.one.com or closet.flame.com or something. Knowing it, it will
probably be a houselhold UUCP site so it can sit up all night, masturbate
and read alt.flame in the closet!


 >   
   
   
    Steve >|
>-- 
>    Steve Casburn (scasburn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)
>    They gave me differential calculus, and I said "Hit me again"
>    So they gave me integral calculus, and I said "Hit me again"
>    Now I have vector calculus, and...I'm starting to lose consciousness...
From: cress@enterprise.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: FLAME
Date: 5 Jan 1993 14:26:44 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: enterprise.ksu.ksu.edu


etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Jim) writes:
>
>Sorry Unc.  It's not vaseline!  This foul anal intruder likes to use fibreglass!
>There's nothing Michele likes more than the stinging of glass shards slicing into
>its pink rectum and the delicious sensation of warm arterial blood dribbling out
>its anus into the cool air.
>
>Jim.

This little gem has got to come from personal experience.
It's to graphic to have just been made up.

Garrett

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: Did They Get Michele?
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 04:15:14 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.001548.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>In article <C0Cr5F.Duz@world.std.com>, martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan) writes:
>> scasburn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven M Casburn) writes:
>> 
>>>     Haven't seen Michele on here lately. Did they nail him/her?
>> 
>> It is still here. It hides in a closet at fnala.fnal.finally.finsihed.gov
>> and prays it's security officer isn't on the console watching processes.
>
>I don't pray anybody asshole. Now I am on Italy, and so now I can burn you.
>> 
>	Michele


Oh caca. Its back. Thats OK. You see, Ms. Michele, you can burn me all you
want. If you do, I have all the email you sent ME and I will forward it to
root at fnala.fnal.gov.  I may do it just for the hell of it stinky so
don't fuck with me...Shitbrain! Go eat some more linguini you moron.
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: important informations about JS Graley
Date: 12 Jan 93 19:44:27 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <35140@olympus.wustl.edu> moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moaner Lombardi) writes:
|
|What was wrong with you and mother nature, Graley?

Hey I like nature! It is the laws of Nature which tell me what angle to fire
the nuclier missile when I BLOW YOUR LITTLE CUNTARY TO PIECES!!

>Let me make some supposition on the handicap you carry, J.S. Graley:

No. Sorry. I will not.

>may be I find an explanation for a seven years old brain in a 20 years
>old body.
>
>But ... of course! There can be only an explanation! J. S. Graley: you
>were born *mute*!!

Incorrect again. You really have problems with your logic. It appears that this
preocupation with physical defects and corresponding angst is a projection of
such a problem from within your own psyche.

>
>I'm sorry for this, Graley. 

Yes it's all coming out now isn't it. You are sorry about your problem. You
are sorry for yourself like a typical soft-shite wop.

>                            I'm truly sad that the only way you have
>to express yourself is to randomly hit the caps-lock digit on the keyboard.

You wish. You are sad that I am able to flame your arse off. You wish I wouldnt
do it. I can understand that.

>And, when your parents gave you a modem and a keyboard, 

If it is not obvious from my header, I make my postings from a Sun IPC 
x-winodws workstation, at The University of Warwick, one of the great 
educational institutions in Great Britain.

So the parents angle in your posting still has to be explained. What happened
(you may not be able to recall due to a mental block) is that your parents 
dropped you head first as a baby on the floor. You went unconsious, and 
your stupid dago parents thought you were dead so they chucked you in the bin.

You spent the remainder of your existance in a waste-disposal tip. Ideed you
are there now, living off fish-bones and dodging the incinerator van.

Pity is, some jerk wop threw out a working computer and modem, and your vile
crap has found its way to the net.

Ahh. Such is life.

>Rob, Jorn, Par, Martin, and all the other People of alt.flame: I'm 
>absolutely serious now. Don't be rude with Graley: he is
>a handicap carrier. Would you hit a child down in the street? I think
>not, so don't hit graley too hard, may be his brain cannot stand it.

I can see that it has taken you a while to get used to communicationg with 
other humans, and I can fully understand you seeing some people as sources
of warmth and understanding. However, you will not get it from me so stop 
trying to suck up.

|[blah blah]
|serious problems.
|
My only problem is you, but I wouln't say its exactly a serious one.

>Will you forgive my previous rudeness, Graley? 

no.

>                                               Thanks.

I assure you the pleasure is entirely mine.

>
>Moaner

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Look out, it's another wop.
Date: 8 Jan 93 18:49:16 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <C0IuLy.A4A@world.std.com> martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan) writes:
> tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates aka Michelle D'fuckhead) writes:
> 
> >Ok, Martin, it is the alt.flame explanation time, so I do it
> >for you, since you are so moron (and asshole, sure!) that
> >you can't understand this by yourself.
> 
> AT least I can speak the language bella!
> 
Shit another fucking wop...  hide!  Shit, Martin turns out to
be a wop.  You can't trust anyone these days.

-- 
   _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     Professor Kevin Walsh
 _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
From: moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This place is getting boring.
Date: 12 Jan 93 17:14:15 GMT
Organization: Washington University,  St Louis MO

After a lot of flames against Michele, anon582 writes:
>
>Bha, bha, bha. OK, I am here. I AM *MICHELE*. Happy, now? I knew that, 
>the anonymous game could not live a long time. (WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!?).
>

Nice game, Michele! We all enjoyed your game. Maybe because you don't find
anybody willing to flame you, you decided to start flaming yourself?
Smart, very smart, smartass!

Liz was right. Talking with you is just a waste of time and bandwidth:
how somebody can flame a stone? Now i start to understand why all the 
hardest flamers of the group (Robson & C) actually IGNORE you .. But don't
worry: You'll find always some Graley that has a brain harder than yours.


>I am a man, don't worry, "darling". And what are you, a woman? I repeat, 
>I don't trust you. 

Where the hell did you get the idea that I'm a man??!! What are you,
Mr Dall'agata, sexist? Don't worry, brainstone, I'm able to flame
you like a man, if you want ... It's so easy ...
...ooops, sorry: the standard men flames here cannot reach the 4th grade:
I'll have to find some sounder example somewhere.

>    Ciao, bella bambina
>
>	Michele

Ciao, Testa di Cazzo (== dickhead).

Moana.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: please flame me <--- WOP ALERT ! THIS IS NO DRILL
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 04:28:47 GMT

In article <16060025@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates) writes:
>Kevin Walsh writes:
>
>>I don't get pissed off reading this crap, I'm only here because
>>I've got nothing better to do with my time.
>	  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Hmmmmmm....  Do you have problems Kevin, do you need a life?
>
>	   Michele
>

So you are doing better? Logging in from your lovers account? Maybe we
should just forward all this stuff back to you at finally.finished and
then it will be:

finally.fired
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This place is getting boring.
Date: 12 Jan 1993 15:15:40 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <1it7plINNl57@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
|In article <1993Jan11.210811.16896@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
|>> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) begs:
|
|Rob darling, when I beg, I bark.  How could you have possibly forgotten that...
|
|>*hugs*,
|>r
|
|I *always* knew you cared, Robbie-woogums...  *smoooooches*
|
|*ack*ptooey*
|
|						--Liz
|
|--
|bite me, fan boy

GET THIS DISGUSTING CRAP OUTTA HERE!

THIS IS ALT.FLAME NOT ALT.SAD.PERVY.SHIT.DRIVEL

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: cress@sportster.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Annoying Part V
Date: 12 Jan 1993 13:03:23 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sportster.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <jorngh.260.726830255@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
>isn't

stupid
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Zuckates Immitates Michele - Illegal ?
Date: 11 Jan 93 16:13:42 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

Par Svensson writes:
>Impressive. I've just cancelled my plans of posting under Michele
>alias. Just the mere thought of some Norwegian getting me trouble
>simply scares the shit out of me.

Easy, Par. I might misunderstand that last line, as our Zuckates
obviously did. Hey Zuckates, go easy on your rectum, to much italian
pasta dick might spoil it.
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 21:35:47 GMT
Subject: Re: Question about suicide
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
>
>If you woke up one morning, and discovered with horror that you were
>a shit-sucking limey from Warwick named Graley, which method would
>YOU use to terminate your miserable existance?
>
With such a name? Easy, I would post in alt.flame.

	Michele

all disclaimers apply
From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: JORN get mad! Grabbum big stick! RE: JORN'S MOM: A SAD CASE
Date: 12 Jan 93 21:15:10 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1993Jan12.162258.9520@research.nj.nec.com>, haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C.Haushalter) writes:
> Jorn:  Here's the real story (I swear this is true):  your mother's hemorrhoids hang 
> off her "pucker-string" like tea bags.  I was somewhat taken aback at first but 
> decided to keep a stiff upper lip and I hit her in the poop chute nonetheless.  It 
> wasn't very pretty.  The whale blubber she used before though really did help.   
> Frankly, it wasn't that great but what can one expect from an arthritic 56 year old 
> Norwegian with dog-ears for boobs.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

> 
> Jorn, did I have unrealistic expectations?  You said she was much better than that.
> 
> Cheers,  Bob

Cheers to you too Bob! Better watch out though, Jorn might get mad! HE GABBUM
BEEG STICK AND SMASH YOU ON HEAD! Which is typical of most Barbarians such as
Jorn the BEATOFFMASTER form Scassdinavia. 
> -- 
> The opinions are mine..not my company's.
> Actually, everything is more complicated		
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Abstract of ALL Deepshits posts
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
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Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 17:40:47 GMT


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Hahahahahahahaha. You wrote this: You wrote this:
You clueless asshole, you keep repeating yourself!
Asswipe! Birdbrain! Walsh is a fuckhead!!

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