HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (Billy Joe Bissette)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hi!
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:20:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: ncsu.1992Apr8.212046.22914
Organization: North Carolina State University

In article <lfqjbhb.carasso@netcom.com>, carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
|> IN K12.CHAT.SENIOR
|> Serena.Holmes@f17.n3400.z1.fidonet.org (Serena Holmes) writes:
|> 
|> ) OK I'M READY NOW!! I HAVE BLONDISH-BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES!!
|> ) WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?? I LIKE TO SKI AND RIDE HORSES!! WHAT 
|> ) DO YOU LIKE TO DO?? IN MY SPARE TIME I LIKE TO: WRITE TO
|> ) PEOPLE ON THE COMPUTERS (LIKE YOU), HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND 
|> ) DO ALL SORTS OF FUN STUFF!! WHAT DO YOU DO??? THANKS FOR SAYING 
|> ) YOU'LL WRITE BACK USUALLY I NEVER HEAR FROM PEOPLE UNTIL
|> ) ATLEAST 2 WEEKS LATER!! DON'T MIND ME IF I BABBLE ON SOMETIMES!!
|> ) I JUST WRITE TO BE WRITING. SORRY THERE I GO AGAIN!!
|> ) PLEASE WRITE BACK!! I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU!! 
|> )    SERENA
|> 
|> I'M IN LOVE!!!
|> 
JUST DIAL 976-HOT DATE.  $9.95 first minute, $4.76 each additional minute,
minimum call:  45 minutes

----------bill the clueless, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Go, Go, Gadget Clue.  No, Gadget Clue, not Gadget Hammer!  Help Brain!
What do you mean, "The Swedish Chef got him."  Stop Gadget Hammer!
No, not Gadget Flame! Stop!  Stop!!
From: whoami@hostname (Cabbage Patch Cunt)
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 12:12:12 CST
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: whoiam (was Re: CHUN LI'S WET PUSSY -- not relevant, but I did get a lot of follow-ups to misc.test for it, so it worked okay, maybe I'll try ZANGIEF'S THROBBING HORSE COCK next, or not, alt.games.sf2 is funny but one-dimensional, I need to think of a new posting, no, on second thought, it'll be just the thing to bag all the homophobes that no doubt exist there. cool!)
Summary: !bizarre
Reply-To: rauser@fraser.sfu.ca
In article <1992Apr13.024920.9963@ncsu.edu> jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel) writes:
>Roger?  Is it really you?  

NO.

This is about the fifth time, so I have to make it clear. I am NOT roger,
I am NOT dac, I am NOT John Young (although I did post the AutoYoungie
forgery, but that isn't the point)

I am no oldbie that you have ever heard of, I am not an animal, I yam what
I yam, and you stupid fuckers never even bothered to flame me for a
clueless newbie.  Send me e-mail if you want to rectify that mistake.

>"hey, guess what!  if you play for 10 rounds with Bison and neither gets
> touched, then defeat Sheng Long in two perfects, you get to fight BIFF!!"

BIFF is too easy to beat, he always has *s spinning around his head.


whoami@hostname

"AH! I see you have the machine that goes PING!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thc@cs.brown.edu (Thomas Colthurst)
Subject: Re: Wage Slavery
Organization: Brown Computer Science Dept. ... NOT!
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 16:27:10 GMT

In article <46611@dime.cs.umass.edu>, yodaiken@chelm.cs.umass.edu (victor yodaiken) writes:
|>
   [ Boring libertarian bashing deleted. ]
|>
|> unknown. (God went on in life to become a very dull, proper,
|> middle-class member of the communist party,but that's another story). 

You know you're having a bad day when sci.econ is funnier than talk.bizarre.

-Thomas C
From: rbragg@kean.ucs.mun.ca
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Dear Whoami, Warm Fuzzies!!
Date: 6 Apr 92 13:18:28 GMT
Reply-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Memorial University. St.John's Nfld, Canada

<giggle>stop it. you're giving me warm fuzzies something awfull!

  As I walked down the cold, lonely corridor I heard a Voice from one 
of the rooms off the corridor. Approaching the open door, I saw a 
horrifying sight, "What are you doing to those Warm Fuzzies (TM)!" I 
cried.
  Inside an unknown entity going by the name of, Whoami.hostname was 
writhing naked on the floor covered in Warm Fuzzies (TM)! "I can't help 
myself! I flamed Rbragg@kean and now I'm overcome by this obnoxious 
cute desire to fornificate with these adorable Warm Fuzzies (TM)!"
 I stared in shock, 'could I really be responsible? could I have been 
the force that put this poor soul over the edge?'
 Just then Whoami.hostname started to gryate madly. He let out a barely audible 
moan, "Ohhhh! They feel sooo goood! Sooo warm! Sooo fuzzy! Ohhhh! Ah! 
Ohhhhh....fuzzies......!"
 Filled with remorse and disgust, I fled the debacherous scene. Running 
down the corridor, tears streaming from my eyes, I cried, "What have I 
done! What have I done!!"

                          ---A---
                   RBRAGG@KEAN.UCS.MUN.CA
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Another sign of the Apocalypse
Keywords: What's next
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:11:40 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

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                  S P A M     L I T E

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Coming to a supermarket near you...Be afraid...Be very afraid
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Welcome to talk.bizarre!  (Monthly Posting)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 00:53:30 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

		     Get your hands OFF the keyboard, NOW.
talk.bizarre Steering Committee                           tbsc@volcano.tbsc.org

	o god what a fuckin giveaway
	in which case time for a pome
	wot i wrote a signififikant time agi


	carpet
	------

i
gave my wife
a
secondhand carpet
she
snatched it away
and beat the fuck out of it
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rfs@uunet.uu.net (Robert F Spence)
Subject: Re: SCUM!!!  ALL OF YOU!!!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre, misc.test,rec.org.mensa
Organization: Not very.
	<Hsk+AGC@engin.umich.edu>
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 17:15:19 GMT

In article <Hsk+AGC@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:

   [...long duplication violating at least one of his own `suggestions' etc...]
   [...tedious flame...]
   Slavish imitation of CARASSO is always a good idea.  We especially
   [...zzz...zzz...]

It's a cheap and obvious rip-off, actually.  I hope the distinction isn't too
subtle for you.  So far, Carasso hasn't been bothered enough to say anything
so why the fuck should you care?  With regards to the typeos, Fuck Off [tm].

Hugs `n Kisses,
	-Buttercup
--
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Squeaky rabbit
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 19:12:44 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <9491@buster2.Michigan.COM> rabbit@buster2.Michigan.COM (Dr. Roger Rabbit) writes:
>In article <l+kjzmg.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>>IN REC.PETS kbourque@mtholyoke.edu (Karen Bourque) writes:
>^^
>^^)Lately my rabbit has been very vocal.  When she hops, she squeaks.
>^^)Maybe it's more like a mixture of a squeak and a chirp.  she
>^^)used to grunt.
>^^)Anyone have a clue as to why my rabbit's voice changed?
>^^)Could it be rabbit-puberty???
>^^
>
>Yup. She isn't getting any. Better get her a buck. Make sure one of
>them is fixed or else you'll have baby rabbits all over the place.

You're not even worth a buck.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Joe Keane in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Uh-oh.
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:14:59 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom



I think I've got a hernia.

--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:44:27 GMT

fitch@rain.cs.odu.edu (Tracy Fitch) writes:

>In article <1992Apr13.152419.3420@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr13.033902.3085@leland.Stanford.EDU> shedevil@leland.Stanford.EDU (Paula Abdul Jabbar) writes:
>>>
>>>
>>>For crying out loud you guys!!!...don't you realize that
>>>alt.missing-kids is a newsgroup to deal with CHILD ABDUCTION?  Take it
>>>OUT of the newsgroup line for this CLINTON thing..PLEASE!!!
>>
>>Oh, sorry.  I thought this was alt.sex.missing-kids.

>You sir, are an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no, he's a duck-billed platypus.

josh
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CyperSpouse
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:27:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: odin.1992Apr9.002733.14275
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

In article <57027@cup.portal.com>, Andrew - Palfreyman writes:
|if t.b. is like jacking into the matrix
t.b is more like jacking off into the matrix.
---
c j silverio
I apologize for this post from the very bottom of my soul
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 20 Q's
Date: 8 Apr 92 07:33:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Apr8.073322.26991
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii

In article <1992Apr8.020751.856@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st910131@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>Let's play 20 questions....
>
>I'm thinking of the name of my college roomate's home town.

PAH!  I can guess it in exactly _ten_ questions.  Just answer yes/no
to the following:

1) Does it rhyme with 'gnu pork'?
2) Is the Houston Astros baseball team based there?
3) Can it boast more than one gas station?
4) Would a 100-megaton warhead totally obliterate it?
5) If it were a mineral water, would it be a Perrier?
6) Could I walk my chihuahua through its poorest neighborhood in safety?
7) Is it Frank Sinatra's Lady?
8) If the Earth's ocean levels rise three feet due to global greenhouse
   warming, would it experience severe flooding?
9) Is it named after a French explorer?
10) Is it Two-Dot (Montana)?


--
 Rigler                         (So help me, Me!)
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11419 rec.pets.cats:4967
From: walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets.cats
Subject: Re: cat food
Date: 17 Apr 92 04:27:47 GMT
Organization: Punk Walrus Enterprises, Inc.

In article <1992Apr16.161947.600138@locus.com> krissie@locus.com (Krissie Griffiths) writes:
>In article <JON.92Apr15121101@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
>>early this morning i saw my cat sitting on the cold kitchen floor, and
>>i realized that it would take eight pounds of hamburger to make a
>>meatloaf of that size.
>
>this posting made me smile and giggle.  my beloved michael thomas, r.i.p.
>l8 yrs. 2 days, was a l2.75 lb meatloaf as well.  
>
>those beautiful brown tabbys make wonderful meatloafs, with a strip of 
>ketchup on their back who would know the difference, right :-)
>
>kg

From Kliban's Book of Cats:
 
How to tell the difference between a cat and a meatloaf:
 
Meatloaf <picture of meatloaf>
 
Cat <picture of meatloaf with tail>
 


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[   /\   |  basement, I'll go up-  ||  Punk Walrus on the      |   /\   ]
[ Punkus |  stairs and check..."   ||  FanTek BBS 301-203-9582 | It's   ]
[ Walrus |       -- M.C. Escher -- ||  SF&F Author Extrordinare| Punkie!]
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"Kick a cat and you'll lose you hat." "Kick a cat and your leg will crack."
                                              -- Kliban --


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 18:35:49 GMT

James Woodyatt writes
> So, Mr. Rigler, since you're in Hawaii, I have a special recommendation
> for you: run, don't walk, run to the nearest airport, catch a flight to
> Maui, take the bus into Lahaina, buy a cheap can of Hawaiian beer from
> a liquor store, go and sit under the banyan tree, drink the can of beer
> whilst meditating on the nature of your mistake, and immolate yourself
> when you have transcended understanding, and you have actually `become
> one' with the heinosity of your suggestion. You must do this to restore
> your family honor.

I regret to say that the Primo brewery has moved to California, so there
is no longer such a thing as cheap Hawaiian beer.  There is, however, cheap
Hawaiian wine, if you use cheap in the sense of being poorly made and
tasting bad.  However, it is very expensive, although nearly undrinkable.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.missing-kids,misc.test,rec.humor
From: joank@avalon.cec.edu.au (Joan Kirner)
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Organization: Pro-Net Australia (Development Facility)
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 07:26:09 GMT

whoami@hostname (Big Surefire Laff Chuckle) writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.183648.21410@acsu.buffalo.edu> dunleavy@acsu.buffalo.edu (Houston Dunleavy) writes:
>>In article <c+kjt5f.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>>>"Clinton -- Can He Beat Bush?"
>>>	-Newsweek Cover,
>>>	 March 30, 1992
>>>
>>>...IN BED.
>>>
>>>							      ...THE MIDDLEMAN
>>
>>	Actually, if you weant a good chuckle next time you break open a 
>>fortune cookie, add the words "in bed" to the end of your fortune.....it never 
>>fails.
>
>hee hee thats a good one!! but don't tell carasso...
>
>actually your theory has a flaw. my fiancee got the same fortune 4 times:
>
>Your Winsome Smile will be your Sure Protection
>
>								....IN BED
>
>when in fact it was NOT
>
>whoami@hostname
>
>"Remember: You are Having Sex with Everyone Else who has Read this Fortune"

WOW!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.sex,alt.peeves
From: tlode@isis.cs.du.edu (trygve lode)
Subject: Re: More helpful Hints
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 22:17:59 GMT

In article <1992Apr12.173338.13463@watson.ibm.com> margoli@watson.IBM.com writes:
>In  <1992Apr11.231833.11704@wetware.com>  drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
>>
>> Never start with:
>>
>> "And Now to Do the 'Sex Stuff'."
>
>Really - much better to start with "Shall we forward to the foreplay?"
>We don't ask "Are we ready for the sex stuff yet?" until much later...

It could be worse--you could ask, "are we having sex yet?"

Trygve    (Hmmmm...maybe it's time to crank up the bumber-sticker 
           machine again.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: GREAT COMPUTER SALE!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEAP!!!!
Keywords: GREAT CATCH!!!
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 00:59:56 GMT

In talk.bizarre,alt.stupidity,misc.test interpol@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Interpol) writes:
                              ^^^^^^^^^
>In article <3_pjzwl.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
                              ^^^^^^^^^
>>I was late in getting this, but last week this was advertised in
                              ^^^^^^^^^
>>PC/Computing Magazine.
                              ^^^^^^^^^
>Obviously, you didn't read far enough.  This ad was an April Fool's joke by
                              ^^^^^^^^^
>Penn and Teller of the magician fame.
                              ^^^^^^^^^
                              ^^^^^^^^^
                              Who didn't
                               read far
                               enough?

          This is my favorite Carasso Catch[TM] of the month.
From: nobody@nowhere.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the middle late midlands victorian stage
Date: 15 Apr 92 02:38:54 GMT
Reply-To: nobody@nowhere.com
Distribution: usa

ObOb: ObOb: Barbra Ann
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hideo@sdf.lonestar.org (David Carter)
Subject: U.S. divided into cooperative ethnic homelands.
Organization: sdf Public Access UNIX, Dallas--unrestricted free shell access
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 23:42:58 GMT

The ideas expressed here are those of my friend Kelly N. Absentia
and George O. Jungle and NOT those of Hideo Gump. thankyou...

K: The territory currently occupied by the Federal Government of the United 
   States of America should be relinquished to the population,which,seeing
   its disparity,should divide the territory into homelands of ethnicity
   mutually commited to the free access of all to any homeland at any time.
   This will eliminate repression,genocidal government policies,and the
   need for violence as an end to the aforementioned by increasing the
   political power of the individual and erasing that of the current regime.

Thank you Kelly for that late-breaking policy check!!!
oo!

David Carter           : URANUS: not truly a place
aka Hideo Gump         : where the Sun don't shine,
Dallas, Texas USA      : but certainly a place where
hideo@sdf.lonestar.org : the Sun shines dimly!
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Keilbasa
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:42:16 GMT
Article-I.D.: uwm.1992Apr6.154216.24136
Organization: The Church of Mr. Whipple


I am the Polka King!  I can do anything!


Mark "Zing boom tararell" Lippert
From: davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Live from the Twilight Zone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Fun with a fawlty .newsrc
Date: 13 Apr 92 09:24:53 GMT
Organization: ECMLVDC


	I was messing around on the school VAX late at night in 
non-beautiful Richmond, Indiana, when the screen clearing began to lose 
it.  I would go from screen to screen, and characters would "hang over" 
from the previous posting or whatever.  At 4:00 am, this is disconcerting. 
It's like creeping dyslexia.  [*]

	Anyway, I went back to my .newsrc, and switched to a listing of 
all registered newsgroups, and alt.sex, alt.religion.kibology, and 
alt.party somehow merged into one "newsgroup":

			"alt.s parky. ibo y"

---
David "Hee-mo" Vacca, who finds this strangely significant...

   [*] Good name for a heavy metal band, BTW...
From: jchrist@GeoWare.COM (Jesus Christ)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Vidi Vici
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 21:26:38 EDT
Organization: GeoWare Software Design, Toronto ON

 BBS: CRS Premium Bulletin Board - Hayes V9600/ULTRA  (416) 629-7000
Date: 04-14-92 (16:00)              Number: 112455
  To: TIM MORAN                     Refer#: 112030             (Msg #53 of 123)
From: TINNY THILLART                  Read: NO
Subj: INFORMATION                   Status: PUBLIC MSG
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This is a follow up on your comment left last week.  I am sorry, however
I do not understand your meaning of this.  Is this a joke or what???  I
would be interested if there would be a MMMMMM switch.
Awaiting your reply
Regards
Tinny

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From: root@lightnin.UUCP (William Middleton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: it was 12:01
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:37:06 MDT


did I look worried?
after all, whats a few more bucks.
its for a good cause.

bILL
got an exemption for "the heat" this year.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10649 alt.sex:13919 alt.missing-kids:76 misc.test:5265 rec.humor:16080
From: dunleavy@acsu.buffalo.edu (Houston Dunleavy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.missing-kids,misc.test,rec.humor
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Date: 9 Apr 92 18:36:48 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <c+kjt5f.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>"Clinton -- Can He Beat Bush?"
>	-Newsweek Cover,
>	 March 30, 1992
>
>...IN BED.
>
>							      ...THE MIDDLEMAN
>-- 


	Actually, if you weant a good chuckle next time you break open a 
fortune cookie, add the words "in bed" to the end of your fortune.....it never 
fails.
Cheers all,



-- 
Houston Dunleavy, single Aussie composer-in-exile. Peace, light and love to you
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." Dr. Martin Luther King.
"It is better to write for yourself and not have a public, than to write for 
the public and not have a self" Cyril Connelly.
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ken, Gypsy, etc.
Date: 6 Apr 92 06:54:03 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Mar28.000321.4592@ac.dal.ca> wmason@ac.dal.ca writes:
>It is not funny for straight, white males (like I assume Ken is) to pick

No.

Ken is British.

				--Blair
				  "Something very different."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10690 alt.angst:1242 rec.games.mud:4720 alt.slack:1382 alt.angst.xibo.sex:6 alt.religion.kibology:1567
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short, shameful paranoia
Keywords: Pac-Man Fever, Dion and the Belmonts, Don't Worry--Be Happy
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:02:44 GMT
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society

whoami@hostname is stalking me.  Every time I partake of a bad habit, he's
there to post it to talk.bizarre.

first, I killed some time on XTrek one night, and witnessed a Carasso 
quotefest on the message board--and it got posted...

now, I turn to Street Fighter II to waste MORE quality time, and there 
he is, demonstrating the wonders of inbreeding amongst alt.games.sf2 readers.

I know I need occasional encouragement to concentrate on my classes, but
this is getting bad...

if I see the contents of my record collection on here any time soon, I may
hire a bodyguard.


"I was given 'Kickin' Country' from K-Tel Records as a gift! honest!"

--
----------jeff the wonder llama, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
------"I am a penis. Worship me."--lead singer of rock band Bicycle Face,
     vainly attempting to gain attention of the crowd at the Cat's Cradle 
     in Chapel Hill, while opening for Mojo Nixon & The Toad Liquors
From: davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Live from the Twilight Zone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Pizza-Delivery-Woman and Hannibal Rigler
Date: 8 Apr 92 04:01:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: yang.1992Apr7.230128.16807
Organization: ECMLVDC

In article <1992Apr3.233526.21091@news.Hawaii.Edu>, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.
edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
> The girl I'm most attracted to right now
> the pizza plus [tm] delivery girl
> short and well-proportioned, red hair, dark skin
> one of those pierced nose pins that renders me fou
> _always_ delivers to me
> think she likes me
> we chat but I haven't axed her out 
>
	DON'T YOU DARE!!!  The pizza comes too late already.  Can you 
imagine how long it would take for me to get my pepperoni and anchovy 
pizza if all the pizza-delivery-entities would only travel with police 
escort for fear of Rigler the Ripper and his Axe From Hell?  [tm]

	Some people have no sense of common decency.

---
David "Hee-mo" Vacca, Taking an easy followup for reasons unknown.