From: tim@execu.execu.com (Tim Thiele)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Seinfeld on Prodigy
Keywords: prodigy
Date: 16 Nov 92 14:58:25 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Austin Dev. Center, Comshare Inc.

Here are some replies Jerry Seinfeld posted to Prodigy's
TV Bulletin Board on 11/5 during his "guest" appearance.
The questions were long gone but the SUBJECT and Jerry's
responses should be enough to figure out what was asked. 

PRODIGY(R) interactive personal service  11/14/92   8:24 PM
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SUBJECT: "SEIN ON ART & LIFE"
 
Floyd,                                                      
Yes, it does get a little confusing writing about life,     
doing comedy about writing and living my life out           
comedically. But, take it from me, they're making it worth  
my while.                                                   

Jerry Seinfeld                                              
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SUBJECT: "SEIN ON PANTIES"
 
Rick,                                                       
About that famous line, "The panties your mother laid out   
for you..." It was taken from one of our writers real life  
experience. His name is Tom Leopold and god help him.       
                                                            
Jerry Seinfeld                                              
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SUBJECT: "SEINFELD JOKES"
 
Gabe,                                                       
                                                            
Here's a joke for you. What did the snail say that was      
riding on the turtle's back?                                
Give up?                                                    
Yahoo!                                                      
               Jerry Seinfeld                               
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SUBJECT: "SEINFELD ON CEREAL"
 
To Ramell,                                                  
                                                            
Probably cheerios but i hate to commit with so many         
choices.The biggest mistake you can make with cereal is     
adding fruit. "should i have another spoonful with a banana 
? Should I wait...?" who needs the aggravation? Jerry       
Seinfeld.                                                   
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SUBJECT: "SEINFELD ON JEWS"
 
Michael,                                                    
I thought the Newsweek article about Jews on TV was         
hilarious. I couldn't believe that these people thought that
the idea of Jews being in comedy was a new trend.           
                                                            
Jerry Seinfeld                                              
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SUBJECT: "SEINFELD ON KRAMER"
 
Ray,                                                        
                                                            
Kramer's first name is Kramer. Kramer lives by his wits and 
that's why he's broke. He made money last year on a horse   
race, $17,000 and he made some money this year by selling   
his opera ticket to Crazy Joe Davola. BTW, Kramer's last    
name is Kramer. His whole name is Kramer vs. Kramer---      
Stay tuned...                                               
                                                            
Jerry Seinfeld                                              
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SUBJECT: "SEINFELD ON L.I."
 
Tony,                                                       
You asked about growing up on Long Island. Rockville Centre 
was a great place to start out in show business. I liked    
growing up there. I liked being near the city. I rode my    
bike a lot.                                                 
                                                            
Jerry Seinfeld                                              
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SUBJECT: "SEINFELD ON LINES"
 
Joe,                                                        
My favorite lines from the show? It would have to be from   
the Keith Hernandez show, when I got to come in the door and
say to George, as he was lying on the floor with his pants  
down, "And you want to be my latex salesman?"               
Julia just happens to be sitting next to me as I write this,
and her favorite line is--"Maybe I'll go visit my mother,-- 
she just bought me some new panties, and they're all laid   
out for me."                                                
                                                            
Jerry Seinfeld                                              
&                                                           
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss                                        
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SUBJECT: "SEINFELD ON LIVE"
 
Julie,                                                      
I will be doing a 15 city tour next May and June, but we    
haven't booked the dates yet. I will, however be performing 
at Pheasant Run, outside of Chicago for Thanksgiving and Las
Vegas (The University of Nevada, Las Vegas) for New Year's  
Eve. Since you're in Dayton, perhaps you could make it to   
Chicago.                    Jerry Seinfeld                  
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SUBJECT: "SEINFELD ON MACS"
 
Tony,                                                       
Thanks for noticing my Macintosh in my apartment. I do use  
the Mac when I need to reach something on a high shelf. It's
a gbreat support system. It is a prop, but I do own a Mac. I
don't use it much.                                          
                                                            
Jerry Seinfeld                                              
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SUBJECT: "SEINFELD ON PEZ"
 
Jon,                                                        
                                                            
How do you find Pez's? We picked Tweety because he had the  
funniest face, and they were in good supply prior to the    
airing of that show, but have since sold out. I do have a   
stand-up special available on video, that I did with Joel   
Hodgson, star of Mystery Science Theatre 3000. We shot the- 
show in 1987 for HBO. It's called Jerry Seinfeld's Stand-Up 
Confidential, and it's really good. It's available from HBO 
Video.                                                      
                                                            
Jerry Seinfeld                                              
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