HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu (Chuck Jordan)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: That Wiley Wienstien
Date: 26 Aug 92 10:18:15 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Aug26.052957.10066@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu (William "Wes" Johnson) writes:
>I guess Wienstien's replacements really just made the show meet more of
>its potential. Not to say he would have gotten better/funnier, but thats
>spilt milk.

You said it, pink boy!

Actually, Josh Weinstein's sense of humor seemed to be suitable to MST3K
and probably defined the course the show would take kind of.  I can name
three irreplaceable lines:

"Oh, I hate to shoot a butt like that!"
"Pay no attention to the man holding me up!"
and "Isn't terror bad enough without being molten?"
(and of course the "nipple nipple tweak tweak" lines that everybody else
has mentioned)

but the delivery was off.  Way off.  Frank and Kevin do a lot better job
with their parts than Weinstein could, I think.  Seeing TV's Frank after
drinking a Killer Shrew was priceless, and the new improved Tom Servo is
better, stronger, faster, and he actually has more of a personality than
Weinstein's did.  It's just a whole lot better, okay?!?

So my point was this:  Weinstein would've been fine behind the scenes, I
imagine, and seemed to have the MST sense of humor, but the show grew up
into the laugh-a-minute gadding-about-the-airwaves obsession that we all
love today.

And the new experiments are much funnier than the old ones.  There are a
lot more jokes during the film, and they seem to be getting a little bit
more creative with the host segments, but I still would like to see the
old KTMA episodes, because they're experiments I've never seen before,
and the chance to see Joel and the 'bots cover the Thunderbirds and Space
1999 is too great to pass up!

(PS I didn't mean to almost justify this whole post; it just came out that
way.  Neat, huh?)

USENET's Chuck


-- 
                  Chuck Jordan | jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu
SPY Magazine's 1,000 Reasons Not to Vote for George Bush:
NO 770: "As you know, I planned a trip out there for some time, so it fits in
very nicely." -- on his trip to Los Angeles after the riots.
From: jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu (Chuck Jordan)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: President
Summary: well i'd like to know where you got the notion...
Keywords: no, this doesn't quite belong here
Date: 30 Aug 92 09:18:00 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <Aug.30.00.02.35.1992.16780@dropout.rutgers.edu> mcgrew@dropout.rutgers.edu (Charles Mcgrew) writes:
>... no offense, but the CC "coverage" of both the Democratic and
>Republican conventions was lame.  Really lame. (Same goes for the
>State-of-the-Union address show -- Belzer got the only good zinger,
>and that wasn't even about Bush!)  They would, I think, have been much
>better off doing things non-live, and actually writing jokes for a
>late-night-wrapup format thing.  In trying to steal from MST, they
>forgot the most important thing -- that MST is *written*, not
>improvised.  That's why its so consistantly funny.

Well, I never saw the State of the Union "undressed," and from what I've
heard about it, I'm glad.  But, I saw most of both of the convention 
coverage on Comedy Central, and really liked it.  Maybe you were missing
the gist of it... this may have not been their purpose, but I thought that
no, it wasn't really hilariously funny, but it was very entertaining, and
for the Republican convention it was the only way I could watch these people
without retching.

The comedy was spotty; there were definitely low points, but I thought there
were a lot of high points: the Embrace the Serpent re-enactment, the audio
tape documenting Bill Clinton's chainsaw massacre in Texas, just about any
time Buck Henry came onscreen, and Penn Gilette's political commercials for
Perot.  Also, the on-screen comments during the speeches (one page left.
nickname: Poppy) were worth watching it on CC alone.

And, of course, Roy Blount Jr is the funniest man and most gifted writer
alive today.  (I have to admit I'm biased, and Roy Blount could've come on
and mumbled incoherently about fire ants for hours and I would've thought
he was hilarious.)  I can't recommend Blount's books more highly, by the
way.  (NOW, WHERE WERE WE?,  NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, ONE FELL SOUP,
CAMELS ARE EASY, COMEDY'S HARD,  FIRST HUBBY)

So, the coverage wasn't MEANT to be particularly biting or insightful; I
think it was just supposed to be goofy, and maybe show how goofy the
conventions really were.  There were still a few good lines, though.  For
instance, after Bush showed his deft slight-of-hand with the numbers concerning
tax increases, Roy Blount (see above) got visibly angry and made a crack about
every number Bush mentioned afterwards:

	BUSH: "I remember one morning, around 4 AM..."
	ROY: "I bet it was really 1 AM."
	BUSH: "...and there I met a woman named Barbara..."
	AL FRANKEN: "And here we assume he's talking about his wife, Barbara
	Bush."

And I guess I have to tie this in with MST since I posted it to alt.tv.mst3k.
I think Crow would've liked it.

Bite me!
Chuck

-- 
                  Chuck Jordan | jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu
SPY Magazine's 1,000 Reasons Not to Vote for George Bush:
    NO 218: He gave King Hussein 48 hours to arrive at an "Arab solution."
From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Catch-Phrase Catalog (was: Hercules vs. the Moon Men)
Date: 2 Sep 1992 05:10:52 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Sep1.195625.18618@news.nd.edu> wlamonac@bach.helios.nd.edu
(william lamonaca) writes:
>>"Do you find me pleasing?  Do I please you?" (???)
>       Star Trek(?)  (Posiibly from the episode where Kirk is being held
>  captive by the aliens who can project illusions into peoples minds.  Spoken
>by the woman the aliens want Kirk to mate with.)

This first season episode was called "The Menagerie" and was based on the
original Star Trek pilot called "The Cage" which had Jeffrey Hunter as
Captain Christopher Pike rather than Shatner as Kirk.  The scene where
the line may have been spoken involved Pike being tempted by Vina whom
the Keepers on Talos IV intended him to mate with.
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: jefft@athena.mit.edu (Jeff Tang)
Subject: Re: Catch-Phrase Catalog v1.0
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 00:08:18 GMT

In article <John_Lotshaw.0603@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us> John_Lotshaw@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us (John Lotshaw) writes:
Path: bloom-picayune.mit.edu!snorkelwacker.mit.edu!bionet!uwm.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!emory!cowpas!neonate!John_Lotshaw
   From: John_Lotshaw@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us (John Lotshaw)
   Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
   Date: 3 Sep 92 02:14:01 GMT
   Organization: The Village BBS
   Lines: 23

   In a message dated Tue 31 Aug 92  9:23, Jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu (chuck Jor
   wrote:

   >"I will harm you!" - random Abbott and Costello movie

    JJ> They did a whole sketch on this guy -- Joe Besser.  His other line
    JJ> that they use every once in a while is "I'm going to give you such a
    JJ> pinch!"

   Also, Joe Besser was a Stooge back in the Fifties, after Shemp Howard's
   second stint.

   So there, cosmic boy toy!

   -- Via DLG Pro v0.992

   ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   ---"Ironman One, how do you copy?"
   "With a Xerox machine, and you?"
   ---Crow T. Robot "Space Travellers (A.K.A. "Marooned")
   ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
   ---


The mads did an invention exchange based on this character (stinky from the
abbot and costello show). It was a stinky bomb.  Frank let it go off in his
hands and came out with a jacket and bowed hat and everything.
--
Jeff Tang
jefft@athena.mit.edu
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: lazlo@triton.unm.edu (Lazlo Nibble)
Subject: MST3K: The "Aieeee!" Moment
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 18:14:44 GMT
Organization: Sporadic and incomplete

Re: Crow's comment about reading _Jurassic Park_ or _The Firm_ . . . well
I just finished reading _Jurassic Park_ and my roommate just finished
reading _The Firm_.  Both books were on the end table when he said that.
Now that's fuckin' *spooky*. 

--
Lazlo (lazlo@triton.unm.edu)
From: mcgrew@dropout.rutgers.edu (Charles Mcgrew)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Josh Weinstein On Simpsons?
Date: 30 Aug 92 03:46:18 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Hi,

	donnell@squid.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous) writes:
	Apparently, the early KTMA episodes are in the same
	situation....And most of the above episodes will be included.
	They are also considering selling episodes on tape, about the
	same time.  As soon as that happens, I'll be camped out by
	their offices to get a copy of "Humanoid Woman"! Cross your
	fingers!

... the implication is that the KTMA episodes were actually "saved".
Last I heard, nobody seemed to know for sure what became of them.  Do
they fershure exist?  I haven't read this newsgroup in a while, so if
this is "old news", could somebody just email me the word, and not
clog up the net?

Thanks,

Charles
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: brian_vickers@isd.jpl.nasa.gov
Subject: Re: Leave em lost
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 18:05:00 GMT

In article <1992Aug24.185830.6222@iscsvax.uni.edu> fay@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>
>Let me tell you, he really bites!
>

How can you possibly say that about the guy who first delivered the "nipple,
nipple, tweak, tweak" line from the "Radar Men on the Moon" serials?

And don't forget "Clay and Lar's Flesh Barn."

-- Brian
brian_vickers@isd.jpl.nasa.gov
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: vampire@wam.umd.edu (Jack Dracula)
Subject: Roger Corman: In color!
Followup-To: Elvis is everything...
Summary: Elvis is everywhere...
Originator: vampire@rac2.wam.umd.edu
Keywords: Elvis is everybody, Elvis is still the king! Uh-huh!
Organization: The Mad Misties Of Maryland
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 22:02:16 GMT

Just for y'all's informantion, Roger Corman is _still_ making movies!
Most of them are released directly onto video. Maybe someone is just
doing it in his name, but why anyone would want to do that is beyond
my help.....
Where was he in _Silence Of The Lambs_? I didn't see him (not that I 
would recognize him) (or want to, for that matter...) and I've seen
it five times.
					Vampire
"Sorry, Frank, I left the leech on too long." -Dr.Forrester
oh, and one last thing...

"Master Ninja Theme Song!"
heh, heh, heh, I love human misery!
oh, the pain, the pain...

Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: fox@rei.com (Fuzzy Fox)
Subject: Re: Door #1
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 00:26:03 GMT
Organization: Recognition Equipment, Inc.

Windsor A. Morgan <NHT@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>Is there a "1" on door #1?  The other five have their numerals (though
>"4" is very faint).

No, there isn't.  This makes sense, since the leaders on most films
always count down to "2" and then stop counting from there.

-- 
#ifdef TRUE         | Fuzzy Fox                  fuzzy@netcom.com
#define  TRUE   0   | a.k.a. David DeSimone      an207@cleveland.freenet.edu
#define  FALSE  1   |
#endif              |         How's my posting?  Call 1-800-ALT-FLAME
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: doss@crick.bchs.uh.edu (Dj)
Subject: Re: Door #5
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 19:44:54 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.153207.16182@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>  
jlewis@astro.as.arizona.edu (Jeff Lewis) writes:
> In article <msf.715329052@skaro> msf@skaro.as.arizona.edu (Michael Fulbright)  
writes:
> >On a similar note, am I the only person who hears the word 'pizza' in a
> >female's voice after Door #3 closes? It sounds like a door-closing noise,
> >but it also sounds like a 'subliminal' suggestion (no i'm not paranoid!).
> >
> >michael fulbright
> >msf@skaro.as.arizona.edu
> >
> Hmmmm...I have had this argument before...my friends here things..but I  
dont't
> Jeff - for whom paranoia is just good thinking

No paranoia..I've definitely heard it and I always thought she said
'movie sign'..Never thought about 'pizza'-were you hungry when you 
watched it?

-Dj
--Huzzah!
From: mcgrew@dropout.rutgers.edu (Charles Mcgrew)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: promos/CC coverage
Date: 4 Sep 92 00:15:50 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

The Scene: MST3K set, Black & White, made to look old (film flaws).
In the foreground, Crow faces right, Tom Servo faces the camera, Joel
(as death) sits in the background.  Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata"
plays throughout.


Crow: Dete					[Death...]

Tom:  Tax-ess					[Taxes...]

Crow: Dete					[Death...]

Tom:  Tax-ess					[Taxes...]

Crow: Oon April Fifteen-e			[On April 15th]

Tom: Taxe Tag					[Tax Day]

Crow:  De Coomedy Centrallen Illuminaten 	[Comedy Central illuminates 
       de teuen tings in lifen surren	  	 the two sure things
						 in life -- ]
	

	mit alle tag mere dammen		[with 15 hours of
						 shows about Death...]


Tom:  und tax-ess				[and Taxes.]

Crow: Featuring une vonce in der lifen		[Featuring a special 
				         	Once-In-A-Lifetime...]

(Tom gasps in horror)

Crow: Mystery Science Teater Three-Tousand!  	[...Weeknight showing of 
					         Mystery Science
						 Theater 3000]


Tom:  Der dead hoond blowen der brete 		[The hound of death blows 
      in mine soul			 	his cold breath on my soul.]

Crow: Tell me about it				[Til mir abot et.]

(Joel/Death drinks from a coffee cup; the two robots turn to look at
him, he nods.)
From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: September schedule
Date: 1 Sep 92 21:52:55 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

I just got my September Comedy Central newsletter and saw that there
will be two extra showings of MST3K during their Cheap Labor Day - at
midnight and 1 p.m. on Monday, 9/7. Anybody know what these will be? They
aren't listed in the MST3K box.
-- 
John Switzer               | "Don't mess with me, man!
                           | I'm a higher mammal!"
74076.1250@Compuserve.com  | 
jrs@netcom.com             | 
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: donnell@shark.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous)
Subject: Re: More HUH?!?
Organization: none
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 15:41:01 GMT

In article <2AA19E53.19539@ics.uci.edu> cain@ics.uci.edu (Timothy Cain) writes:
>In <1992Aug30.092329.21928@athena.cs.uga.edu> jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu (Chuck Jordan) writes:
>>In Master Ninja, among others, they say "Mendooooooooozaaaaaaaaaaa!"
>>(Mendoza!)
>
>>What's this from?
>
>This from "The Simpsons" (yes, Bart and Homer and all that), from
>scenes of an Arnold Schwarzenegger-like movie where his partner, named
>Mendoza, gets killed. Arnold shouts "Mendoza!" and then goes on a
>killing spree.
>
>Ain't it great that Joel and the 'bots watch "The Simpsons"?
>
>Tim.
>
>p.s. I shout "Mendoza" all the time when I play racquetball and miss
>     the ball. I wonder what the people in adjacent courts think...
>-- 
>Timothy D. Cain
>Department of Information and Computer Science  UC Irvine
>                                          cain@ics.uci.edu             (ARPA)

Isn't it great that Josh Weinstein is now the Simpsons Story editor!
I just wish they had watched some Alf Cartoons. I would die if I heard
Joel or the bots making "Gut-Squisher" references!

					--Judex--
From: jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu (Chuck Jordan)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Oh, I feel ill...
Summary: Yeah, but a heavy weather hook can't play dixieland jazz
Date: 27 Aug 92 05:25:35 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens


Oh, I was going to post something clever but I just saw Michael Feinstein
on the Tonight Show doing something unspeakable to Van Morrison's classic
song "Moondance."  He's evil!  Eeeeeeeevil!

Talk about Deep Hurting!  I think Michael Nelson was MUCH MUCH too kind to
this guy in his parody.  It was like watching a walking, singing ipecac.
It felt kind of like when you're sitting in a stall in a public restroom
and somebody comes in and turns out the light!  He was worse than Gallagher,
David Brenner, Andy Rooney, Gallagher, and a ferret!  Remember that bad thing
I was telling you about?  This was worse!

Beware.
USENET's Chuck

PS: Hey, guys, remember to limit your distribution for this newsgroup to
North America ("na").  As far as I know, MST isn't broadcast to areas outside
of North America and I would suppose that there aren't enough people in
Europe and elsewhere who see the show on tape to warrant spending the hundreds
if not thousands of dollars to send the posts to the whole world.
-- 
                  Chuck Jordan | jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu
SPY Magazine's 1,000 Reasons Not to Vote for George Bush:
	NO 202: While urging fuel conservation during the [Gulf] crisis,
	        he tooled around in his speedboat.
From: scduncan@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (Sean C. Duncan, Idiot)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Who is he?
Date: 28 Aug 92 16:54:57 GMT
Organization: Miami University Academic Computer Service"

This has got to be a FAQ, but who the faq is Richard Basehart?

Thanks,
-- 
Sean C. Duncan, scd@einstein.bgsu.edu :: scduncan@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu    
"We're going to kill the California girls."  - Thurston Moore.
_______________________________________________________________________
From: tlynch@cco.caltech.edu (Timothy W. Lynch)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Catch-Phrase Catalog (was: Hercules vs. the Moon Men)
Date: 30 Aug 92 20:52:01 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena

jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer) writes:

>>>"You *will* bow down before me!" (???)
>>                                   ^^^I need to know this! 

>I can think of two possible sources:

>1) Superman II where Zod vows to Jor-El "you will bow down before me, first 
>you and then your heirs!

This is almost undoubtedly it.

>2) Dune when Sting is fighting Paul Muadib - Sting makes this remark 
>during the fight.

Nope.  You're confusing this one with the "I *WILL* kill you!", which is 
another popular MST3K phrase.  That one is from "Dune".

ObMST:  "Guys, we are in REALLY big trouble here."

Tim Lynch
From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Catch-Phrase Catalog (was: Hercules vs. the Moon Men)
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:54:19 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <Btuy0r.JBw@world.std.com> dmb@world.std.com (Deborah M Brown) writes:
>In article <sphn2+=.jrs@netcom.com> jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer) writes:
>[Is it _Dune_, _Superman II_ or Memorex?]
>
>>Aarggh, you slime! Now I will have to watch BOTH of these movies to 
>>lay my doubts to rest! And I'll have to do it without the assistance
>>of MST3K's bon mots! Oh, the pain . . . 
>            ^^^ ^^^^
>
>Souldn't that be "mon bots"?

Yeoow! You really know how to kick somebody when they're down, don't you!?! Oh,
the pain, . . . 
-- 
John Switzer               | "Don't mess with me, man!
                           | I'm a higher mammal!"
74076.1250@Compuserve.com  | 
jrs@netcom.com             |
From: barnett@ucbeh.san.uc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Mac format MST sounds
Date: 27 Aug 92 07:43:02 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: Univ. of Cincinnati

For those MAC misties out in net-land:

Do you use SndCountrol? If so, I have a large (>600KB) suitcase of a
number of the Amiga MST-3K sounds I've uploaded to Syrnx. I'd be happy
to upload it if you're interested. It's great hearing Joel and the Bots
go at it when you empty the trash, shutdown the system, etc. Please
respond via E-Mail or in this newsgroup.

Eric Suchanek (posting from a friend's account with permission)

INET:	suchanek/eg%pgdd_ion@mcimail.com
BIX:    esuchanek

"By this time my lungs were bursting for air!"
                    
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: donnell@manowar.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous)
Subject: Re: That Wiley Wienstien
Organization: none
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 00:43:45 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.101815.8226@athena.cs.uga.edu> jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu (Chuck Jordan) writes:
>In article <1992Aug26.052957.10066@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu (William "Wes" Johnson) writes:
>>I guess Wienstien's replacements really just made the show meet more of
>>its potential. Not to say he would have gotten better/funnier, but thats
>>spilt milk.
>
>You said it, pink boy!
>
>Actually, Josh Weinstein's sense of humor seemed to be suitable to MST3K
>and probably defined the course the show would take kind of.  I can name
>three irreplaceable lines:
>
>"Oh, I hate to shoot a butt like that!"
>"Pay no attention to the man holding me up!"
>and "Isn't terror bad enough without being molten?"
>(and of course the "nipple nipple tweak tweak" lines that everybody else
>has mentioned)
>
>but the delivery was off.  Way off.  Frank and Kevin do a lot better job
>with their parts than Weinstein could, I think.  Seeing TV's Frank after
>drinking a Killer Shrew was priceless, and the new improved Tom Servo is
>better, stronger, faster, and he actually has more of a personality than
>Weinstein's did.  It's just a whole lot better, okay?!?
>
>So my point was this:  Weinstein would've been fine behind the scenes, I
>imagine, and seemed to have the MST sense of humor, but the show grew up
>into the laugh-a-minute gadding-about-the-airwaves obsession that we all
>love today.
>
>And the new experiments are much funnier than the old ones.  There are a
>lot more jokes during the film, and they seem to be getting a little bit
>more creative with the host segments, but I still would like to see the
>old KTMA episodes, because they're experiments I've never seen before,
>and the chance to see Joel and the 'bots cover the Thunderbirds and Space
>1999 is too great to pass up!
>
>(PS I didn't mean to almost justify this whole post; it just came out that
>way.  Neat, huh?)
>
>USENET's Chuck
>
>
>-- 
>                  Chuck Jordan | jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu
>SPY Magazine's 1,000 Reasons Not to Vote for George Bush:
>NO 770: "As you know, I planned a trip out there for some time, so it fits in
>very nicely." -- on his trip to Los Angeles after the riots.

Josh was barely old enough to vote when he did MST3K, and I think he would've
grown into the role. Having seen him within the last year, at a comedy
club, I can testify that he had matured in his humor, and his delivery.

					--Judex--

Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: cecilia@juliet.caltech.edu (Prof. Wagstaff)
Subject: Re: promos/CC coverage
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: California Institute of Technology
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 19:40:00 GMT

In article <BtxDnI.50H@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v133kdq8@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Amy L Levine) writes...
>Good day good people!  Two things...
> 
>1.  MST is great, but some of the promos that Comedy Central ran last
>    Thanksgiving (TURKEY DAY!!!!!) were real knee-slappers.  My 2 favorite-
> 
>    The Song...   We gather together to watch cheesy movies
>                  At Comedy Central on Thanksgiving day
>                  At Mystery Science (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh)
>                  Theater 3000
>                  It's thirty straight hours
>                  And its called Turkey day-eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
> 
>    The Dialogue (not word for word, but close!)...
> 
>             Joel:  Hey guys, join us on Thanksgiving for Turkey day!  Its
>                    thirty straight hours of Mystery Science Theater 3000!
> 
>             Crow:  Thirty hours?  What is that, a metric day?
> 
>   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   Ha ha?  Hmmmmmmm......

I hope MST3K will have another Turkey Day this Thanksgiving.  I videoed
those promos for it.  My 5 year old daughter and I were singing it all day.
great stuff.

Cecilia
From: wlamonac@vivaldi.helios.nd.edu (william lamonaca)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Catch-Phrase Catalog (was: Hercules vs. the Moon Men)
Date: 2 Sep 92 15:41:32 GMT
Organization: University of Notre Dame, Notre Dame

Another catch phrase that I don't know the origin of:

	"I had Jello today"

Anybody?
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k