HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bil@burka..aix.kingston.ibm.com (Igor Belchinskiy)
Subject: Re: Does Hollywood support black racism?
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 13:33:14 GMT
Organization: Be. I am.

In article <1992Oct11.085448.16270@husc3.harvard.edu> zeleny@husc9.harvard.edu (Michael Zeleny) writes:
>In article <1b82krINNii9@agate.berkeley.edu> 
>muh@physics1 (Yury M. Mukharsky) writes:
>
>>In article <Bvx8pH.JrH@news.cso.uiuc.edu> 
>>ikg1591@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Irina Kosinovsky ) writes:
>
>IK:
>>>Getting a little insulting, aren't we? :)
>
>YMM:
>>Word getting is absolutely unapproipriate here. It's his fundamental
>>state.
>
>At least I am a lot funnier than you, flyboy.
>
>>Yury
>>
>>P.S. I'm seriously thinkung about putting husc.harvard.edu in my kill file,
>>is anyone esle, exepte this holy trinity there?
>
>Calm down now, -- there is no need to get upset just because your English
>is not good enough to get you into Harvard, and your disposition towards
>bardashery makes you choose Berkeley over a real man's school, UCLA...

And I thought, person should have some mind abilities to enter Harvard,
not only expensive synonym dictionary on-line. Mistake, mistake.
Anyway, I've seen only one your "performance" in Russian - weak, very weak.
(you know, that poor translation of departure announcement).
(yes, I know, in Russian with it's complicated grammar and it's hidden
rhytm electronic dictionary wouldn't help that much - nobody wants to sound
in Russian as artifically as in English).

And the last - just for your FYI - some girls are shaved, not furry - 
the very same way as some higly educated professors from NIICHAVO
shaved their ears.

>cordially,
>mikhail zeleny@husc.harvard.edu
>"Nous donnons la mort, nous saurons la subir."

:-)
my pleasure,
	-igor
From: nikolay@husc10.harvard.edu (Philip Nikolayev)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Does Hollywood support black racism?
Date: 8 Oct 92 04:12:03 GMT
Article-I.D.: husc10.NIKOLAY.92Oct7211203
Organization: Poets for Physics
In-reply-to: avg@rodan.UU.NET's message of 7 Oct 92 14:44:04 GMT

On 7 Oct 92 14:44:04 GMT, avg@rodan.UU.NET (Vadim Antonov) said:

> In article <1992Oct7.203948.4074@lamont.ldgo.columbia.edu> 
sasha@ldgo.columbia.edu (Alexander Krupitsky) writes:

AK
>>Theoretically anybody can say whatever [s]he wants. In practice not
>>everybody is allowed to. I am curious to learn if there was any
>>examples of the opposite sort in the recent history of Holywood
>>(namely - white guy making racially charged remarks WRT to blacks).

VA
> Nope. If some white person will try to publish something like that
> the black activists will raise stink up the Heaven. 

Go fuck yourself, and try to find a better place to stink up
than this newsgroup. I've always been amazed by people for whom
the best resolution of racial matters is each side's right to
freely hurl abuse at the other.

> You can make
> fun of whites quite safely, though. Hollywood simply sells what
> it can sell without being dragged into mess to those who will buy.
> Mobster wanna-bes in the inner cities believe the whites put 'em down
> and cheerfully pay their money to consume any shit which supports
> their beliefs. Capitalism at the work.

Feeling a little nostalgic tonight?

[...]

> --vadim

Philip Nikolayev at nikolay@husc.harvard.edu
From: zeleny@husc9.harvard.edu (Michael Zeleny)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: One God in Ukrainian Spy satellites
Date: 11 Oct 92 12:41:47 GMT
Organization: The Phallogocentric Cabal

In article <GOROKHO1.92Oct10201330@husc10.harvard.edu> 
gorokho1@husc10.harvard.edu (Zhenya Gorokhovsky) writes:

>zeleny@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Zeleny) writes:

ZG:
>[selected quotes from my articles intermingled with Michael's
>generous praise deleted]

DL:
>>>Zhenya, could you please shut up your ..ck-sucking hole, no matter
>>>what real topic is, just shut it up, you dandruff-ridden kike?
>>>Just very personal, kind request, shut up. Please.

ZG:
>It is painfully obvious from your 'very personal, kind request', 
>that you have no clue whatsoever about modern methods of
>fool entrapment. 

Alas, poor Zhenya, nor do you.

MZ:
>>I hereby 
>>encourage little Zhenya to keep his "..ck-sucking hole" open as wide
>>as he can, no matter what the real topic might be.  His patience is
>>bound to be rewarded.

>>cordially, mikhail zeleny@husc.harvard.edu 

>>>Shalom, Dima Leshchiner dleschin@feds66.prime.com

>B'Shalom,
>Ze'ev ben Anshel of Harvard (ZABAH)
>gorokho1@husc.harvard.edu

ZG:
>	Keeping it open is its own reward.
>						_A Roommate of Mine_

I bet he has an ulterior motive.

cordially,
mikhail zeleny@husc.harvard.edu
"Un de mes plus grands plaisirs est de jurer Dieu quand je bande."
From: shimkevi@buchmf.bu.edu (Sergey Shimkevich)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Sexual confession (following Dm. L.)
Date: 16 Oct 92 21:36:21 GMT
Article-I.D.: bu.98878
Organization: Boston University Chemistry Department

In article <1992Oct16.143948.16452@husc3.harvard.edu> verbit@widder.harvard.edu (Mikhail S. Verbitsky) writes:
>In article <98759@bu.edu> shimkevi@buchmf.bu.edu (Sergey Shimkevich) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct15.135920.16416@husc3.harvard.edu>
>>verbit@brauer.harvard.edu (Mikhail S. Verbitsky) writes:

>>>I don't want to have sex with china pig. My sexual
>>>preference is B&D sex with male gebrils. 
                 ^^^          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Why do you prefer gerbils over guinea pigs? Just curious :-)

>Sergei my dear, how on the earth could you manage to put
>guinea in your sphincter? It is soo big!
>Did you train with bottles?

Dear Gospodin Verbitsky,

I would appreciate if you would stop your outrageous extrapolations and answer
the question. According to your own statement, your SP is B&D w/male
gerbils, therefore the anal insertion of the abovementioned animal is
irrelevant to that particular type of sexual activity.

//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// Ryan: What is it to you, demon?       //// Sergei Shimkevich             //
// Lune: It is Sir, Demon to you, worm!  //// shimkevi@buchmf.bu.edu        //
// -Phantasy Star III                    //// shimkevich@A1.tch.harvard.edu //
From: muh@physics1 (Yury M. Mukharsky)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Ice T - "Cop Killer"
Date: 10 Oct 1992 05:06:40 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: physics1.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Oct9.184248.16211@husc3.harvard.edu> verbit@germain.harvard.edu (Mikhail S. Verbitsky) writes:
>
>discussed awhile on this board. I never heard
>the music, but the lyrics is quite good, IMO.

IMO, you get a strange taste, mAn.

Yury
From: oleg@netcom.com (Oleg Kiselev)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Sexual confession (following Dm. L.)
Date: 17 Oct 92 02:52:21 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Oct16.143948.16452@husc3.harvard.edu> verbit@widder.harvard.edu (Mikhail S. Verbitsky) writes:
>Sergei my dear, how on the earth could you manage to put
>guinea in your sphincter? It is soo big!

Practice, practice, practice and lot's of lube.

>Did you train with bottles?

The 2 litre Coke bottles.
-- 
Oleg Kiselev at home			...use the header to find the path
From: wojdylo@maths.uwa.oz.au (INFIDEL)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Does Hollywood support black racism?
Date: 10 Oct 1992 06:59:44 GMT
Organization: The University of Westrn Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: madvax.maths.uwa.oz.au

avg@rodan.UU.NET (Vadim Antonov) writes:


>I wonder how far "the freedom of artistic expression" can go. I guess
>Hitler in person in movie-star disguise would be a big hit nowadays.

As a baddie, he'd be a dud for sure. People'd adore him for his
affection for his pet dog in the Austrian mountain chalet.


>--vadim

JW

Xref: sparky soc.culture.soviet:8440 talk.politics.soviet:8342
From: sergei@upenn5.hep.upenn.edu (Sergei Borodin)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet,talk.politics.soviet
Subject: Re: SOME ASPECTS OF THE LAW FOR CITIZENSHIP OF ESTONIA
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:47:03 GMT
Followup-To: soc.culture.soviet
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <1992Sep28.092206.22287@cs.hut.fi> f33012l@puukko.hut.fi (Janne Kivel{) writes:
 
 It doesn't matter what (s)he writes, but I would really apreciate
 if you, people, will not cross post this discussion. 

 This particular (wow, I pushed "F", sorry if I crossposted too)
 news group is about "culture". Not "politics".

 Besides, this discussion is endless. 

 So, move it to politics if you can't move it out of your heads.

 S.B.


Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
From: GLL@fnal.fnal.gov (Gregory Landsberg)
Subject: Re: Culture?...
Organization: SUNY at Stony Brook
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1992 01:28:07 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <Bw8FqF.5AI@news.cso.uiuc.edu> didinsky@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu writes:

> Now, another culturar joke:
> 
> Na kontserte klasicheskoi muzyiki, v 5-tom ryadu, Vovochka povernulsya k 
> sosedu s pravo i sprosil, "Eto tye skozal kh..nya."  "Da vye chto molodoy
> chelovek, ya takie slova ne ispol'zuyu", skozal sosed s prava. Vovochka
> povernulsya k sosedu s leva i zadal tot zhe vopros, "Eto tye skozal kh..nya."
> Sosed s leva tozhe vozmutilsya, "Molodoy chelovek, kak vam nekrasivo. Vyi zhe
> vsetaki na kontserte clasicheskoi muziki."  Togda Vovochka podumal procebya,
> "Vidno muzyika naveyala."
> 
> ---Garik the cultureful.
>              ~~~~~~~~~~

Sounds funny (I mean ``cultureful''), especially if one takes into account
that the correct spellings are:

sleva, sprava, classicheskoj, vse-taki, skazal, pro sebya

Plus one stylistic error: ``kak vam ne stidno'' ili ``kak nekrasivo''

7 errors in 7 lines - isn't it a culture a la soviet? :)

Keep smiling,

Greg

P.S. Sorry about spelling flame - just can't resist :)
From: Patricia Schwartz <margaret@glas.apc.org>
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Date: 11 Oct 92 01:40 MDT
Subject: Re: Movies
Nf-ID: #R:1992Oct4.171238.24128@ultb.isc.r:2122351118:glas:84600001:000:1008
Nf-From: glas.UUCP!margaret    Oct 11 01:40:00 1992


I saw this movie also (The Inner Circle") and I really liked it.

After reading "Manuscripts Don't Burn," the collection of diaries
and letters of Bulgakov and his thrid wife (including the ones which he
burned in 1926 but were "rescued" by the KGB archives in 1989), I
have a negative attitude towards Stanislavsky as a human being.

But as for his "method", Al Pacino and I think Dusitn Hoffman, and
certainly Marlon Brando in his golden years are or were using
his techniques without such problems going to the bathroom.

I went to Bulgakov's grave in Novodevichy. He is rather near Stanislavsky
and Nemirovich-Damchenko. In the above book, I get the impression
that he would be very unhappy with this placement.

By the way, I recommend the above book as being to best thing in
English about Bulgakov. Especially the chronicle of his last years
while writing M&M and also finally sinking to do this awful
Stalin play, during the purges.

Maybe tomorrow I'll bring him some flowers.

But not yellow ones!
From: avg@rodan.UU.NET (Vadim Antonov)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: world largest microchips
Date: 13 Oct 1992 14:20:41 -0400
Organization: Berkeley Software Design
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

In article <1bdo79INNbju@agate.berkeley.edu> muh@physics1 (Yury M. Mukharsky) writes:
>In article <Oct.12.11.45.13.1992.7762@pilot.njin.net> macko@pilot.njin.net (Peter C. Macko) writes:
>>
>>To think that they were 
>>spending billions of rubles trying to make their chips larger...
>
>They were trying to make them same. They came out bigger by themself.
>
>Well, for Russian language impaired :), large microchip in Russian is
>VLSI. 

Well, for humor impaired, it's surely a joke (and i've heard of at
least one occasion when it was a *practical* joke -- some guys in
Novosibirsk Akademgorodok made and brought a coffin-sized mock
microchip to a (May 1st?) parade).

VLSI in Russian is "Bol'shaya integral'naya skhema" or BIS for
nobody says it in full anyway.

--vadim
From: viznyuk@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Business message from South Ural/Russia for you
Date: 11 Oct 92 21:30:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: ohstpy.14191.2ad864aa

In article <AB-6Pqg486@gov.chel.su>, tiv@gov.chel.su (Tambovtsev Ilya) writes:
>     Hello World! Hello people!

Privet, privet...

> 
>  I guess somebody of you have been interested this message.

right guess..

>  If it is really, please, contact with me by E-mail:
                            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There is a saying of a kind that one could make by phone [e-mail]
everything but children... Good Luck, though..

Serega & Co

> 
>      ilya@chel.su  ,  tiv@gov.chel.su
> 
>  BTW: If you could not receive my answering for a week that my or
>  your message are lost in Russian nets, it's a really problems here,
>  than inform me again.
> 
>  Best live as here!
> 
> -----------------------------
> 
>  Dear Businessmen!
> 
>  Let us introduce our firm.
>  We are  a representative of "Inter Labour Migration" company
>  and we possess a permission of State from Department of Labour.
> 
>  Our work cover about three Industrial, Science and Agriculture regions
>  of South Ural, we prepare a specialistes in kind of occupations
>  to work abroad, maybe, in your firm!
> 
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>  of informations about free labour resources. We can prepare
>  a specialistes you want (needing jobs, language, others things you want).
> 
>  We are so glad to offer this to you!
> 
>  Directer of South Ural Center of ILM,  Vladimir Marchenko.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>
From: didinsky@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (didinsky garry)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Luna Park....
Date: 13 Oct 92 22:11:39 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

zeleny@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Zeleny) writes:
>didinsky@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (didinsky garry) writes:

>>of the movie, and I have nothing against it. What I don't like, and maybe
>>this is my jewishness speaking, is the secondary theme: a jew who serves as
>>the minority against who russian nationalism is aimed.

>You must be joking.  Against whom do you believe the Russian nationalism to
>be aimed?  There are the prodigal brothers (Ukrainians, etc.), and then
>there are pernicious agents of the international Zionist conspiracy.
>That's it.  Read _Russophobia_, if you have any doubts in this matter.

Longuine (jewish or not) claimed in his after-screening-discussion-with-
director that Naum did not have to be jewish, he could be Kazakh, etc..
Nevertheless, he chose a jewish character. In my believe, Longuine had to
be "fair" with his choice, not making him pitiful, but at least stereotypical.
Otherwise, movie's main message, "let's find love for one another", gets 
tangled by anti-semitic overtones.

>>I understand that picking a jewish character is just a convinience, after all,
>>jews are alway in the middle of every problem/event in almost every country
>>in the world :-).  But, why make a jewish character so pitiful? To make 
>>russian nationalists feel shameful for picking on a pitiful jew?  To show
>>that back-boneless jews have as many problems as confused-but-very-proud
>>russians?  If this is directors aim (and I will take all of this back, if
>>someone will give me a better interpretation of this movie), then I think
>>this movie is just perpetuation of old anti-semitic believes.

>Would you rather Longuine, who is, by the way, a Jew, have opposed the
>"confused-but-very-proud" Russians with a machinegun-toting Rambo with
>sidelocks?  The pathetic Jewish musician does not have to represent all of
>the Russian Jewish community, except to those predisposed towards judging
>it as inherently weak and pernicious at the same time.  As a matter of
>personal preference, I found Naum's character to be rather attractive, his
>frailty and amorality notwithstanding.  And the fact that the virile,
>self-righteous hero manages to recover his decency by accepting this frail
>and amoral Jew as his father is enough to make up for the film's operatic
>excesses in my eyes.  Hic jacet lepus.

I also found Naum's character attractive, but maybe it is just my softiness
for jewish sense of humor.  However, I still cannot accept the fact that in
my opinion this movie preaches to love another no matter how pitiful he is, 
rather than just self-acceptance of others as people.

----Garik. 
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
From: thssoxo@iitmax.iit.edu (Oleg Ostrozhansky)
Subject: Relcom news reading program - question
Organization: Illinois Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 22:44:31 GMT

Hi,

does anyone have any good program (DOS) to read relcom articles sent by kiae.su?
Or at least can anyone tell me how to switch between English and Russian?
I examined the articles and they did not have any switching chars like
^N and ^O.  Translating everything into Russian creates such a mess....

Thanks for the help.			Oleg
					thssoxo@iitmax.iit.edu

P.S. e-mail replies are most appreciated
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
From: elvira@Ingres.COM (Eric Elvira)
Subject: Electricity and phones in Russia
Organization: Ingres, an ASK Company, Alameda CA 94501
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Distribution: net
Date: 14 Oct 92 07:41:35 GMT

I have a couple of questions:

	1) What's the electricity in Moscow? 220v? 50Hz? What types of
	   plugs? I'm asking because I wonder, if I take a game there
	   like a gameboy or sega (the handheld video games) for a child,
	   can I get an electricity convert in a radio shack type store
	   or do I have any other options besides batteries.

	2) Telephones. Can an American phone work over there? Do they
	   use the same number of cables for connections?

This may sound like stupid questions but I will be grateful for an answer.

Thanks in advance
Eric


--
Eric G. Elvira
Ingres, An ASK Company
UUCP: {sun,mtxinu,pyramid,pacbell,hoptoad,amdahl,cpsc6a}!ingres!elvira
Internet: elvira@ingres.com
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet,talk.bizarre,alt.sex,soc.culture.china
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: Sexual confession (following Dm. L.)
Followup-To: soc.culture.soviet,talk.bizarre,alt.sex,misc.test,soc.culture.china
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 21:39:03 GMT

verbit@brauer.harvard.edu (Mikhail S. Verbitsky) writes:
>
>First of all, when I have sex with women I do it strictly in
>missionary position. I feel that any other use of women is morally
>sick and deprives a woman of her inborn rights. I don't have a sex
>with women often, though, since I am strictly gay. No, dear Sergey Borodin,
>I will not be your boyfriend. Univ. of Penn. is too far away,
>and besides I don't want to have sex with china pig. My sexual
>preference is B&D sex with male gebrils. Anyway, I have a little
>fixation on velvet-clad 4 years old female prostitutes.
>If you have a friend or acquaintance who knows one,
>please tell me, or, better, post it on this board. 
>All personal email will be ignored, or posted. If someone wants 
>to be subscribed to the Forum mailing list, please 
>also post. 
>
>Misha.

RUSSIANS, GAYS, 4YEAR OLD PROSTITUTES, MISSIONARY POSITIONS, GERBILS,
CHINESE SLURS, THIS ARTICLE HAS EVERYTHING.  I AM TRUELY IN AWE.


RUSSIA TRUELY IS THE LAND OF HUMANITY.
ALL COMMUNIST GOALS HAVE BEEN MET.

BRAVO.

.




-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: qasama@WPI.WPI.EDU ("", John Grossi)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Ruthenians
Date: 14 Oct 92 23:59:36 GMT
Reply-To: "soc.culture.soviet via ListServ" <SCS-L@indycms.iupui.edu>

Thank you for the clarifacation.

-john

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From: didinsky@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (didinsky garry)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: How is Russia?...
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:59:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.BvrGIL.2wM
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

Everytime I meet a person who recently came from xSU or CIS, I end up asking
him/her how the things are back in the USSR. Typically I receive two different
answers,  some people things are fine and life is much better, others tell me
things are just bad.  I am confused, are changes that are going on in Russia
for better or for worse?  Maybe it is a bad question. Let me start all over,
let's say I meet someone who tells me that things are fine and now-a-days you
can buy anything you want, should I take his word for it or should I ask him
more questions to find out what makes him feel so good about CIS? (you know,
the old "myi sami znaem komu na russi zhit' khorosho") On the other hand,
say if someone tells me that life in Russia is terrible, and everything is 
going to hell, should I believe him? 

And another question. I have heard from some sovoks (I hope I am using this
word correctly) an opinion that immigrants have it much easier in this country.
Is that a popular opinion? Or, is it something I didn't hear right?

Joke:
A line in a meat store in Russia. A huge line is formed outside of the store
where it is -30 C.  A store manager comes out to announce that there is not
enough meat, and therefore, meat will not be sold to Jews. All Jews leave.
10 min. later same manager comes out that there is really very little meat,
and meat will only be sold to members of Communist Party. All non-member left.
10 min. later manager comes out again to announce that there is no meat, and
that Pary members should understand the situation and peacefully go home. At
that moment, one party member to another: "F..ing Jews have been sitting 
in their warm homes for 20 min. now.".

---Garik.
From: DeVoid@cup.portal.com (David - Lyall)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Ice T - "Cop Killer"
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 00:01:54 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <1becnpINN4it@uniwa.uwa.edu.au>

>
>Mother Goose writes:
>
>
>>About freedom of speech and "Cop Killer":
>
>>Freedom of speech is not "just a piece of paper" in America, ...
>
>[...]
>
>>"Freedom" is a complicated idea that has strong dynamics.
>>In America it is far from being "just a sheet of paper."
>
>>It is our national obsession.
>
>>margaret
>
>Thanks Mum. Don't you have some nappies to change now?
>
>
>I.
	I beg your pardon. I thought Margarets (or Patricias, whomever it is)
comments were exceedingly well thought.

\  / |  /\    |+ /\ |+  == /\ |    \\//
 \/  | / -\   |  \/ |\  | /- \|__  //\\
+----------------------------------------+
==> J. David Lyall > DeVoid@cup.portal.com
From: gmfich@cs.washington.edu (Greg Fichtenholtz)
Subject: anekdot
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, U. of Washington, Seattle
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 18:13:55 GMT

Here goes :

Evrej na mashine edet, vdrug militsioner ostanavlivaet. Stal mashinu 
proveriat', k chemy pridrat'sya mozhno. Nichego ne mozhet naiti, vse na meste 
stoit. Smotrit - remen' bezopasnoti boltaetsya. On evreu i govorit :
- Remen' boltaetsya, goni treshky.
Tot zaplatil, dal'she poexal. Snova militsioner ostanavlivaet, stal iskat'
k chemy pridratsya mozhno. Smotrit remen' boltaetsya, on evreya na treshky 
oshtrafoval. Togda evrej dumaet : "Nu uzh net, menya bol'she ne provedesh'".
Zatyanul remen' tugo-tugo i dal'she poexal.
Snova militsioner ostanavlivaet, stal mashinu proveryat'. Nichego ne nashel, 
na remen' posmotrel i govorit :
- Vot zhid proklyatyi, iz-za treshki udavitsya!


Enjoy 

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