From: folmer@iesd.auc.dk (Lars Tengstedt)
Newsgroups: alt.party
Subject: THE DRINKS LIST #1
Date: 12 Oct 92 10:03:04 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Mathematics and Computer Science, Aalborg University

OK, I am still getting mail about the drinks lists, so now I 'm
posting them. 

There are two lists, many drinks are on both lists so if you want them
all in one list combine them yourself.

If there are any commends or new drinks you would like to add please
e-mail me. Thank you !

This is the first list :

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57 Chevy                      1 Comfort
                              1 Grand Marnier
                              1 Vodka
                              1 Pineapple

747                           1 BAILEY'S
                              1 AMARETO
                              1 KAHLUA

ABC                           1 AMARETTO
                              1 BAILEY'S
                              1 COINTREAU

AGENT ORANGE                  1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
                              1 BAILEY'S

AGENT ORANGE                  1 Vodka
                              1 Rum
                              1 Gin
                              1 Southern Comfort
                              1 Yukon Jack
                              1 Apple Schnapps
                              1 Melon Liqueor
                              2 Grenadine
                              6 Orange Juice
                         How: 32 unit Container filled w/ ice.  Shake well

ALABAMA SLAMMER               2 SOUTHERN COMFORT
                              1 SLOE GIN
                              1 TRIPLE SEC

ALABAMA SLAMMER               1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
                              1 SLOE GIN
                              1 O.J.

ALMOND DELIGHT                1 SAMBUKA
                              2 AMARETTO

ALMOND JOY                    2 AMARETTO
                              1 CREAM DE CACAO
                                DASH OF CREAM

ANGEL'S LIPS                  2 BENEDICTINE
                              1 BAILEY'S

APACHE                        1 Kaluha
                              1 Baileys
                              1 Midori melon 
                        How:  Layer (see note 1. below)
                              Drink as a shot in a group.

APPLE BLOSSOM                 3 APPLE SCHNAPPS
                              1 CRANBERRY JUICE

APPLE JACK                    1 APPLE SCHNAPPS
                              1 JACK DANIELS
                                cinnamon powder
                    How:      See: Apple Pie

Apple Pie                     1 vodka
                              1 apple juice (a little less)
                                cinnomon powder
                    Glass:    small glass (~6oz are good) 
                    How:      vodka into the glass, add apple juice
                              dash cinnomon on top, DO NOT MIX, SHOOT.

B51                           1 KAHLUA
                              2 BAILEY'S

B52                           1 KAHLUA  (or 2)
                              2 BAILEY'S
                              2 GRAND MARNIER OR COINTREAU
                        How:  Layer (see note 1. below)

BLACK RUSSIAN                 4 VODKA
                              1 KAHLUA

WHITE RUSSIAN                 4 VODKA
                              1 KALUA
                              1 MILK

BACK STREET BANGER            1 JACK DANIELS
                              1 BAILEY'S

BAD HABIT                     1 VODKA
                              1 PEACH SCHNAPPS

BANANA SPLIT 1                1 BANANA LIQUEUR
                              1 KAHLUA

BANANA SPLIT 2                1 BANANA LIQUEUR
                              1 VODKA

BANANA DAQUIRI                2 WHITE RUM
                              1 BANANA LIQUEUR
                              2 BAR MIX

BUBBLE GUM                    1 BANANA LIQUEUR
                              1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
                              1 MILK
                              1 GRENADINE

BETWEEN THE SHEETS            1 brandy
                              1 triple sec
                              1 light rum
                                shake with ice, strain into a cocktail glass
 
BIRTH CONTROL                 1 RYE
                              1 GIN

BLACK CAT 1                   1 KAHLUA
                              1 APRICOT BRANDY
                              1 OUZO

BLACK CAT 2                   1 TEQUILA
                              1 AMARETTO

BLACK MEXICAN                 1 TEQUILA
                              1 KAHLUA

BLOWJOB                       1 Irish Cream
                              1 Grand Manier
                              1 Creme de Banana

                        HOW:  Girl drinks with hands behind back,
                              by putting mouth over whole glass.

BLOW JOB                      1 BAILEY'S
                              1 BANANA LIQUEUR
                              topped with wipped cream
                        HOW:  Same as above.

BOCCI BALL                    1 AMARETTO
                              1 O.J.
                                (VODKA)

BONBON                        1 TRIPLE SEC
                              1 TEQUILA
                                DROP OF GRENADINE

BOOTLEG                       1 JACK DANIELS
                              1 SAMBUCA
                              1 SOUTHERN COMFORT

BOOTLEGGER                    1 JACK DANIELS
                              1 TEQUILA
                              1 SOUTHERN COMFORT

BUM FUCKER                    1 JACK DANIELS
                              1 TEQUILA

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT            1 JACK DANIELS
                              1 AMARETTO OR COINTREAU

CHOCLATE CHIP                 1 VODKA
                              1 FRANGELICA (CHILLED)

COMFORTABLE BROTHER           1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
                              1 FRANGELICA

COCONUT CREAM PIE             1 COCONUT RUM
                              1 WHIPPED CREAM

CRANAPPLE                     1 APPLE SCHNAPPS
                              1 CRANBERRY JUICE

CREAMSICLE      3/3/1/1       3 AMARETTO
                              3 KAHLUA
                              1 MILK
                              1 O.J.

CREAMSICLE                    1 AMARETTO
                              15% CREAM
                              1 O.J.

CREAMY BUSH                   1 Bailey's Irish Cream
                              1 Bushmill's Irish Whiskey
 
                              combine in a rock's glass

CUM IN A HOT TUB              1/2 o.j.
                              1/2 Bailey's Irish Cream

                              pour Bailey's into o.j. for curdling effect

DEEP THROAT                   same as blow job, except use salt shaker

DIRTY MOTHER                  3 brandy
                              3 Kahlua
 
                              stir in a highball glass

DIRTY SOCK                    1 SCOTCH
                              1 PINEAPPLE JUICE

DOUBLE JACK                   2 YUKON JACK
                              1 JACK DANIELS

DR. PEPPER                    1 AMARETTO
                              1 COKE

Fire and Ice                  1 1/2 pepper vodka
                              1 tsp. dry vermouth

                              In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes,
                              Stir well, then strain into another glass.

FIREBALL                      1 BRANDY
                              1 SAMBUCA

FIREBALL                      1 KAHULA
                              1 OUZO

FIRECRACKER                   1 SCHNAPPS
                              1 CHERRY BRANDY
                                TABASCO/CINNAMON

FLAMING BLUE FUCK             1 1/2 Sambuca
                              1/2  Blue Curaco
 
                              set on fire and drink through a straw
 
FLAMING ORGASM                1 beer (good one)
                              1 shot Bacardi 151
 
                              pour beer into glass, flame the 151,
                              drop it in the beer and slam...

FLYING DUTCHMAN               2 Gin 
                              1/2 Cointreau or Triple Sec
                      Glass:  small, almost filled w/ ice.
                      How  :  Stir well, chill, strain into 2nd glass

FLYING FUCK                   1 SAMBUCA
                              1 JACK DANIELS

FREDDY THUDPUCKER             1 TEQUILA
                              1 GALLIANO
                              1 O.J.

FUZZY DICK                    1 Kahlua
                              1 Gran Marnier
                              coffee
 
                              in coffee cup mix, add whipped cream

FUZZY NAVEL                   2 PEACH SCHNAPPS
                              1 O.J.

GASOLINE                      1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
                              1 TEQUILA

GET LAID                      1 1/2 vodka
                              1 rasberry schnapps
                              pineapple juice
                              splash of cranberry juice
 
                              stir in highball glass
 
GHOSTBUSTER                   1 BAILEY'S
                              1 KAHLUA
                              1 VODKA

GODFATHER                     1 SCOTCH
                              1 AMARETTO

GODMOTHER                     1 VODKA
                              1 AMARETTO

HAIRY VIRGIN                  2 rum
                              1 Triple Sec
                              2 orange/pineapple juice
 
                    How:      serve over ice with a cherry
     - HAIRY SLUT             if served without cherry
     - FRIDGID HAIRY VIRGIN   if ice is blended
     - HAIRY BITCH            if no cherry and blended 

HAPPY HAWAIIAN                1 KAHLUA
                              1 BAILEY'S
                              1 PINEAPPLE JUICE

Hat Trick                     1/2 dark rum 
                              1/2 sweet vermouth
                              1/2 light rum

                              Combine shaker half-filled w/ ice cubes.
                              Shake well then strain into another glass.

HEAD BANGER                   1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
                              1 JACK DANIELS

HOT IRISH NUT                 1 Bailey's Irish Cream
                              1 Frangelica
                              coffee
 
                       How:   stir in coffee mug
                              (1 part Amaretto optional)

JACKHAMMER                    1 JACK DANIELS
                              1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS

JAKE                          1 JACK DANIELS
                                COKE to the top

Jamacia me crazy              1/2 amber rum
                              1/2 tia maria
                    Glass:    Tall glass.
                    How:      Pour in glass, fill w/ ice,
                              add pineapple juice, stir,
			      pineapple cubes optional

JAMAICAN YOYO                 1 RUM
                              1 TIA MARIA

JELLY BEAN                    1 GRENADINE
                              1 SAMBUCA
                              1 GALLIANO

KAMIKAZE                      1 1/2 VODKA
                              1/2 TRIPLE SEC OR COINTREAU
                              2 tsp LIME JUICE

Kamikaze                      2 vodka 
                              1 tsp lime juice

                              In a mixing glass half-filled w/ ice cubes,
                              Stir well, then strain into another glass.

Russian Kamikaze              2  vodka
                              1 tsp. Chambord

                              Same procedure as above.

KISS IN THE DARK              1 gin
                              1 cherry brandy
                              1 dry vermouth
 
                    How:      stir with ice, strain into highball glass
 
LEMONADE                      1 VODKA
                                LEMON JUICE

LONG ISLAND ICE TEA           1 RUM
			      1 VODKA
			      1 GIN
                              1/2 TEQUILA
	                      1/2 TRIPLE SEC
			      tall glass w/ ice.

                              Pour in a splash or more to taste of sour mix.
	                      Top off w/ Coke and/or Sprite to color and taste.
                              Garnish with a lemon slice.

MANHANDLER                    1 VODKA
                              1 J. DANIELS
                              1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
                              1 SLOE GIN

MARGARITA                     25 oz. sweet & sour
                              1 can limeade
                              6 oz. triple sec
                              20 oz. tequila 
                              3 oz. Rose's lime juice
                              Water to make a gallon

                              freeze ahead of time so it is "slushy"

MELLOW YELLOW                 1 SOUTHERN COMFORT
                              1 GALLIANO

MELON BALL                    1 VODKA
                              1 MIDORI
                              1 PINEAPPLE JUICE
MINT CHIP                     1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS
                              1 KAHULA

MUDSLIDE                      1 TEQUILA
                              1 KAHULA
                              1 BAILEY'S

MUDSLIDE                      1 VODKA
                              1 KAHLUA
                              1 BAILEY'S

MUPPET (alias POPPER)         4 TEQUILA
                              1 7-UP

ORANGE CRUSH                  3 TRIPLE SEC
                              1 CRANBERRY JUICE

ORGASM 1                      1 Baileys
                              1 Cointreau
                    Glass:    small, ice optional
                    How:      drink slowly

ORGASM 2                      1 PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS
                              1 BAILEY'S

PAP SMEAR (PABST SMIR)        1 beer
                              1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof vodka
 
                              drop Smirnoff 100 into beer and chug

PEACHFUZZ                     1 PEACH SCHNAPPS
                              1 CRANBERRY JUICE

P.B.CHOC.                     1 CHIP COOKIE FRANGELICA
                              1 TIA MARIA
                              1 KAHLUA

PEARL HARBOR                  2 VODKA
                              2 MIDORI
                              1 PINEAPPLE JUICE

PEARL HARBOR                  1 VODKA
                              1 MIDORI
                              1 O.J.

PINA COLADA                   1.5 MALIBU
                              1 PINAPPLE JUICE
                              1 MILK

POP THE CHERRY                2 cherry brandy
                                o.j.

                              stir in highball glass,
                              add cherry and orange slice

PURPLE JESUS                  1 ginger ale
                              1 grape juice
                              1 vodka
                              1 grain alcohol

                              Use a container serve as a punch.
 
QUICK SILVER                  1 ANISETTE
                              1 TRIPLE SEC
                              1 TEQUILA

REARBUSTER                    2 tequila
                              2 Kahlua
                                cranberry juice
 
                    How:      stir in highball glass

ROAD RUNNER                   1 TIA MARIA
                              1 GRAND MARNIER

ROMAN RIOT                    1 SAMBUCA
                              1 GALLIANO
                              1 AMARETTO

ROOTBEER                      1 VODKA
                              1 GALLIANO
                              1 COKE
                              1 BEER

RUSSIAN QUALUDE               2 VODKA
                              2 FRANGELICA
                              1 MILK

RUSTY NAIL                    1.5 SCOTCH
                              0.5 DRAMBUIE
                     Glass:   av. size, fill w/ ice, stirred, 
                     Garnish: lemon twist
                     How:     FAST THRU STRAW.

Screaming Orgasm 1            1 Baileys
                              1 Cointreau
                              1 Galliano Liqueur (the yellow one)

SCREAMING ORGASM 2            1 BAILEY'S
                              1 SCHNAPPS
                              1 VODKA

SCREW (basic)                 1 part vodka
                                o.j.
                    How:      stir in highball glass over ice
 
        - FUZZY               add 1 part peach schnapps
 
        - SLOW                add 1 part sloe gin
 
        - COMFORTABLE         add 1 part Southern Comfort
 
        -UP AGAINST THE WALL  add splash of Galliano on top

SEX                           1 KAHLUA
                              1 GRAND MARNIER
     
SEX MACHINE                   1 KAHLUA
                              1 BAILEY'S
                              1 MILK

SEX ON THE BEACH              1 PEACH SCHNAPPS
                              1 TEQUILA
                              1 TRIPLE SEC

SEX ON THE BEACH              1 PEACH SCHNAPPS
                              1 VODKA

SEX ON THE BEACH              1 Cream de Casis (or Chambord)
                              1 Mellon Liquere (or Midori)
                              1 Pineapple juice
 
                    How:      stir in highball glass

SEX ON THE BEACH WITH A FRIEND- add 1 part vodka
 
SHARK                         1 TEQUILA
                              1 VODKA
                              1 TABASCO

Shoot the Root                  beer (the cheaper the better ;*)
                                rootbeer shnapps
                    Glass :   12oz cup & shot glass
                    How:      shot glass' height of beer in the cup
                              drop shot glass full of shnapps in cup.
                              
SICILIAN KISS                 1 AMARETTO
                              1 GALLIANO
                              1 BAILEY'S

SIT ON MY FACE                1 Bailey's Irish Cream
                              1 Frangelica
                              1 Kahlua
 
                              layer by pouring reverse to list.

SLEEPER                       1 GALLIANO
                              1 KAHLUA
                              1 TEQUILA

SLIPPERY NIPPLE               1 SAMBUCA
                              1 BAILEY'S

SMILE                         1 MIDORI
                              1 APPLE BRANDY

SNAKE BITE                    3 JACK DANIELS
                              1 COINTREAU
                              1 LIME CORDIAL

SNAKE BITE                    1 JACK DANIELS
                              1 TEQUILA
                              1 SOUTHERN COMFORT

SNAKE BITE                    1 YUKON JACK
                              1 LIME JUICE

Spy Catcher                   1 Canadian whisky
                              1/2 Sambuca

                              Pour both into a shot glass,
                              drink it straight back.

STILETTO                      1 TIA MARIA
                              1 COINTREAU
                              1 GALLIANO

STRAWBERRY STRIPPER           o.j.
                              1 1/2  strawberry schnapps
                              1  Triple Sec
                    How:      pour strawberry schnapps into o.j.,
                              then Triple Sec - do not stir

T.K.O                         1 TEQUILA
                              1 KAHULA
                              1 OUZO

T.N.T                         4 TEQUILA
                              1 TABASCO

T.N.T.                        1 1/2 blended whisky
                              1 anisette

TALL SHIP                     1 KAHLUA
                              1 BAILEY'S
                              1 DRAMBUIE

TANK                          1 TANGUERAY
                              1 JACK DANIELS

Tequila Slammer               1 1/2 tequila
                              1/2 oz. 7-up

                              Pour into shotglass, cover w/ a coaster.
                              While holding coaster tightly on glass,
                              slam  glass onto table, slam contents.

TEST TUBE BABY                1 VODKA
                              1 AMARETTO

TETANOS SHOT                  1 SCHNAPPS
                              1 CHERRY BRANDY
                              1 BAILEY'S
     
TIGHT SNATCH                  1 1/2 light rum
                              1  peach schnapps
                                 pineapple juice
 
                    How:      stir in highball glass

TOASTED ALMOND                1 KAHLUA
                              1 AMARETTO
                              1 MILK

TOOTSIE ROLL                  1 DARK CREME DE CACAO
                              1 O.J.

UP THE DUFF                   Coffee Liqueur
                              Creme de Cacao
                              Brandy
                              Cream
                              Ice Cream


VIRGIN                        1 1/2 gin
                              1/2 white creme de menthe
                              1   forbidden fruit
 
                    How:      shake with ice, strain into highball glass

VULCAN MIND PROBE             1 Wild Turkey
                              1 Ouzo
                              1 151
     
WATERMELON                    4 MIDORI
                              1 CRANBERRY JUICE
 
WEREWOLF                      1 JACK DANIELS
                              1 DRAMBUIE

WINDEX                        1 VODKA
                              1 TRIPLE SEC
                              1 BLUE CURACAO
                              1 LIME JUICE

WRIGLEY'S DOUBLEMINT BLOWJOB  1  Kahlua
                              1/2 peppermint schnapps 100 proof
                              milk or cream
 
                              stir or whip - (must be p.s. 100 proof)

ZIPPER                        15% CREAM
                              1 TRIPLE SEC
                              1 TEQUILA

ZIPPER                        1 BAILEY'S
                              1 GRAND MARNIER
                              1 ANISETTE

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Notes:
(1)  Layering, of different ingredients is achieved by pouring the
     ingredients over the back of a spoon, into a glass.

(2)  I always use proportions as guidelines only, and I think they should NOT
     be strictly adhered to, but experiment. We are doing it for the taste
     aren't we? For there are sure cheaper ways to get drunk!

(3)  This list was compiled by Peter Flodin (s3021421@ipc04.mpce.mq.edu.au),
     and is the result from editing a number of different lists and articles
     that have appeared on rec.food.drink .
     Obviously I haven't tried all these, any comments, additions and
     corrections appreciated.
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