HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: PS
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 19:05:09 GMT


>>=>While I'm posting all these useless messages, I would just like
>>=>to add that I have nothing to say.
>>	Jolly good, because you're a very silly man, and I'm NOT going to 
>>interview you .... while I'm on the subject, can I just say that this is the
>>4128789342534th useless message I've posted to alt.fan.python ..... no?
>>thought not ....
>> 
>>Simon aka not ready for any musical interludes ...... yet [assorted sounds of
>>	  a bass guitar being tuned up....]
>Ok. We got a guitarist and a bassist...any drummers out there?
>We need a band name...
ME VOCALIST. ME GROWL LOWD! ME MAD CHAINSAW WIELDING ZOMBIE
RITUALISTIC NOT-VERY-NICE-PERSON. ME LUV GRUNT. ME SING! (ISH...)

Band name? Um... the Leprous Hell-Wombats from the planet Norman!

>Ratboy the Tone-Deaf
OSInm aka (as above)
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Look at the size of that...
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:57:27 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1SEP199205492495@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>>>What? What's that a chicken up there? No...it's just the way she's holding the
>>>>grapefruit.
>>>
>>>>Ratboy aka One of my favorite lines...up there with Sir William's panties at
>>>Try a bite of this Renoir...
>>>>  lunchtime.
>>>James aka I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. (munch munch)
>>Chris aka Now, I was saving that for dessert!
>Ratboy aka Oh. Sorry. Are you here for a holiday?
James aka Actually, I'm here for the Communist Revolutions. I hear they're
	quite nice this time of year (what with the leaves turning pink and all).
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Date: 3 Sep 92 02:45:52 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <5972@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) drools:

>In article <Btp5GL.uG@zeus.dialix.oz.au>, meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>|> bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) asks:
>|> 
>|> >In article <1992Aug27.052137.6360@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>|> >|> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blabbers:
>|> >|> 
>|> >|> >In <1992Aug23.041042.14315@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) indocrinates:
>|> >|> 
>|> >|> >>corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra) boasts:
>|> >|> 
>|> >|> >>>Lisa,
>|> >|> 
>|> >|> >>>Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.
>|> >|> >>The Meaning of Life is not - I repeat IS NOT 42.  It's actually a movie..
>|> >|> 
>|> >|> >>And even then, the ultimate answer is not 42.  It's "forty-two".
>|> >|> >But what's the ultimate answer to six times seven??
>|> >|> Either forty-two or 42, but that's not THE question.
>|> >|> >>>Corun aka 42
>|> >|> >>Meetch aka Sorry for the inconvenience. *thump*
>|> >|> >maJes aka Sorry for the *thump*. *AAAAARGH* *whoosh* *splat* *dribble*
>|> >|> Meetch aka What a senseless waste of human life...
>|> >Michael aka I think you mean "what a waste of senseless human life"?
>|> Meetch aka We coulda made a nice casserole outta 'im, but bein' splattered
>|>            around like that, it's going to be difficult even to produce a
>|>            lousy stew !

>Lousy stew.... ummm the taste of all those stewed louse.... yummy burping
>belching bellowing and even farting yummy...

HERE!!
Whatchu mean, I can't produce a lousy stew!!

I make some of the wurst stew you lot'll ever lay yor tasty buds into!!
Just look at this leg, ferinstance, not much meat on it izzere??

>aka Michael
James aka If I didn't know this was hassenpfeffer, I would've sworn it
	was carrots!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: AKA
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:27:14 GMT


>>Someone please let me in on this aka thing.
>>(NO, I dont have a sense of homur.bork.bork.bork)
>Okay. You're in on it.
>Jesam aka Never too busy to be cryptic for the uninitiated
BTW... Who gave this Jim bloke an aka licence... He's misusing it!

aka nS
oinm..?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: AKA
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 15:50:26 GMT

jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
}We would like to hire all new talent for this newsgroup.
}Please submit resume' to "alt.fan.monty-python.talent-search-'92".
}
}Winners will be picked by our esteemed panel consisting of Gumby,
}Michael, The Bishop, nMsoi, Michael, Lisa, Dennis Moore, Ratboy,
}lisa, Dinsdale, Mr. Neutron, Jos, Eric the Half-an-Editor, Michael,
}Spiny Norman, Meetch, and 1 (one) of the Pirhana Brothers.

what i object to is that my name was not included on this list...
i mean..so i don't post like i used to..but that
is still no reason to leave me out.....i have been told that
i am tghis newsgroup at times...so leave me out and i'll get you in the
end when I rm us....

}The winners will be announced by Ed McMahon.

he's dead..i just killed him....

}>>>aka nS
}>>>oinm..?
}>>Meetch aka License to akakakakakakakakakakaka!
}><MSNio... ditto. aka I'm only using this coz I've got it.
}Majes aka You can't stop me!!!! BWAHAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!
Jester aka carre to try me?
-- 
	 Two thousand years have passed since bold Priam said,
        "Don't open the gates, who the hell needs a wooden horse
                that size?"
        -Shawn O' Shaun from Woody Allen's "Irish Genius"
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Date: 27 Aug 92 14:02:54 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1992Aug27.052137.6360@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
|> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blabbers:
|> 
|> >In <1992Aug23.041042.14315@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) indocrinates:
|> 
|> >>corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra) boasts:
|> 
|> >>>Lisa,
|> 
|> >>>Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.
|> >>The Meaning of Life is not - I repeat IS NOT 42.  It's actually a movie..
|> 
|> >>And even then, the ultimate answer is not 42.  It's "forty-two".
|> >But what's the ultimate answer to six times seven??
|> Either forty-two or 42, but that's not THE question.
|> >>>Corun aka 42
|> >>Meetch aka Sorry for the inconvenience. *thump*
|> >maJes aka Sorry for the *thump*. *AAAAARGH* *whoosh* *splat* *dribble*
|> Meetch aka What a senseless waste of human life...
Michael aka I think you mean "what a waste of senseless human life"?
From: edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: an arguement
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 20:30:58 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy

mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> Mt. Everest. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world...

Both peaks of Mt. Everest? I say we form an expedition to find the last 
expedition which tried to find the last expedition that tried to build a 
bridge between the two.  Both of you.
Edwin


--
edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: Hmm...I like this, please explain
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 16:28:47 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>>>>During a MP movie I came to the realization that there is
>>>>probably a news group on this subject, and it might be
>>>>pretty cool...frigid even...to join in.
>>>>Sure enough, your here.  So this is your standard "Hi,
>>>>I'm a newbie as if you couldn't tell, please get the teasing
>>>>over and get used to me....I'm here to stay" introduction.
>>>>*grin*
>>>>
>>>>Now.
>>>>As to the explaining...I have been reading this group for..
>>>>ohhh....2 hours, (all my entries are gone..*pout*) and
>>>>I have observed a very strange mannerism.
>>>>Such as J.T. aka blah bla blah bla blah
>>>>would someone tell me where this originated at, I can't really
>>>>use it unless I understand it....otherwise it would be silly!!!
>>>>
>>>Silly is all that it is.  And you can't use it without a licence, else we
>>>taunt you endlessly, untill you lay huddled in a corner, begging for mercy!

>>Who is Mercy?...Better yet...What does she look like?
>She's a very attractive human with some Tanu genes, and powerful, if
>latent, metafunctions. Why do you ask?

Sigh....I have this thing for blue stuff...It drives me crazy.
blue is a favorite of mine, someitmes I sit in buckets of Ice
hours on end...just to see the pretty color.
I take it Mercy isn't a smurf?


>>>Chris aka A nice guy.....most of the time.....
>>JT ___ this is ridiculous....look!..cant you see its ridiculous???
>Um.... I think we should issue JT with an aka... So long as he hits
>James a lot.
>mnSi.... OOOOOOOOOOh.
JT aka testing....testing.....hello...is it working???

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mentor@opal.cs.tu-berlin.de (THE GREAT MENTOR)
Subject: GIFs of MP?
Organization: ZRZ/TU-Berlin
Distribution: fb20
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:31:43 GMT

Hi folks!

Does anybody have some pictures of films/sketches of the
Pythons?

If yes, your mentor has to tell you:

POST THEM!!!!

(in GIF-Format)


and bye...


-- 
"The dromedary has one hump, and a camel has a refreshment car,
 buffet, and ticket collector."
                                             A Camel/Train-Spotter (Eric Idle)
--
"The dromedary has one hump, and a camel has a refreshment car,
 buffet, and ticket collector."
                                             A Camel/Train-Spotter (Eric Idle)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: leone@wpi.WPI.EDU (David M Leone)
Subject: None, really.
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 03:13:10 GMT


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: maltese_r@cubldr.colorado.edu
Subject: RE: The Band
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 05:12:36 GMT

OOh, can I, can I join the band too, pretty please with sugar, anchovies and
Blue Willow china on top?

I play bass, rhythm guitar, classical violin, soprano recorder, videocassette
recorder, answering machine, jews-harp, Monopoly, and anything else I can get
my hands on... ;)

When do rehearsals start?

Robin aka Oh, Bevis, and I thought you were so butch!
From: cannabis@spectrx.saigon.com (Cannabis Kid)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Philosopher's Drinking Song
Keywords: Ni! Ni! Ni!
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 14:22:33 PDT
Organization: SPECTROX SYSTEMS (408)252-1005 Silicon Valley, Ca

MDS128@psuvm.psu.edu writes:

> Does anyone out there have... What am I saying?!?  :)
> 
> Would someone who has the Philosopher's Drinking Song please send me a copy
> or post one?  I'm currently in Philosophy course that has a private newsgroup
> and posting that song is too tempting.  Unfortunately, I erased my old copy.
> 
> Thanks,
> Mike Smith

 
PLEASE!, send a copy my way also.


--
cannabis@spectrx.saigon.com (Cannabis Kid)
SPECTROX SYSTEMS +1.408.252.1005  Silicon Valley, Ca
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Who are they???
Date: 29 Aug 92 20:57:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

>>You've obviously never been to a university lecture at cambridge...
>Obviously.  And what would I be doing at university lectures in
>cambridge anyway, when I live & go to school in Md and work in Va??

Have you been talking to television again? Was it Reginald Bosencat?

>>|> Angela Bruce I. with three buttocks and a brain that's larger than a penguin's.
>>I Michael am . How big is a penguin's buttock by the way?
> 
>Well, that's all part of the story, you see.  Theory has it that while
>a penguin's buttock is smaller than a human one (most, anyway), if you
>enlarged the penguin to the size of an average human, the buttock would
>still be smaller than a human's, but (and this is the important part)
>it will be _larger_than_it_was_.  This is, of course, the corrollary to
>the theory about the penguin's brain size, well known as the Waste of Time
>Theory...  But even penguin's with large buttocks (and those with 3 or
>more buttocks) still scored significantly higher on IQ tests than
>BBC programmers (including those with 3 or more buttocks -- all
>BBC programmers have large buttocks, of course).

What a strange, strange line...

Ratboy aka Look of fear! (Another strange line...)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Arroit! I'm right out.
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 00:17:00 GMT

Right! I'm out of the band. I'm leaving due to "musical differences", at least
that's the reason all bands have to give for loosing members. I'm dropping out
because, as some recent posters have pointed out, this has nothing to do with
MPFC...

Let's get to the real silliness, shall we?

You may continue with the band without me, but you can't use the name "Comatose
Broccoli" and I still want Lisa to stop by about 10...

Ratboy


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: skiddgj@cc.curtin.edu.au
Subject: an arguement
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 02:22:14 GMT

No it isn't.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester
Keywords: I love my name in the header.
Date: 4 Sep 92 15:38:09 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
}That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*

ooo, I am so touched...will you touch my monkey????

}Lisa aka a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
Jester aka I like it when she lays naked in large pools of water
-- 
	 Two thousand years have passed since bold Priam said,
        "Don't open the gates, who the hell needs a wooden horse
                that size?"
        -Shawn O' Shaun from Woody Allen's "Irish Genius"
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Pythonesque flaming (I can hear the thunder....)
Date: 31 Aug 92 23:54:24 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>>Announcing the a.f.m-p flamathon.
>>Third prize: A night out with Mrs Niggerbaiter
>>Sponsered by the Foundation for Impressive Lawsuits and Twoshed Homes.
>Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't she explode?  I have no intention
>of go out with a pile of ash.
Well, consider it better than the nights out with Ratboy.

SOinm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 05:06:00 GMT

>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.

Ratboy
From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: pointless
Date: 3 Sep 92 11:49:03 -0300
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <29egqB1w165w@unkaphaed.UUCP>, edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:
> Hello? This is a very nice newsgroup, this is.  It's a very, very nice 
> newsgroup.  That's why I like it, because its very nice.

What?   Yes, Yes that was him. Really.
Yes, I assure you it was.  He has a bit of a cold.
Look, please.. you'll miss the rest of the story!

> A bit of obscurity to cheer you up.
> Edwin aka The man whom the chairman of FIAT once said "Che cosa e lo 
> stucciacatori di polli"
> "WHAT IS A HEN-TEASER"
> 
> --
> edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
> Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
> 1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis

Andrew aka now that's gonna take a bit of explaining.
Did you really stucco your home with chicken droppings?
Perhaps I mistranslated that, I'll check my phrasebook.
"My nipples are bursting with anticipation."
Yes, that's what I meant to say.

-- 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Andrew Paul Rodenhiser   |  You are the only censor.
Department of Chemistry  |  If you don't like what I'm saying,
Dalhousie University     |  you have the choice.
Halifax, N.S. Canada     |  You can turn me off!
APRODEN@ac.dal.ca        |   --Alice Cooper, Lay Down & Die, Goodbye.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Hmm...I like this, please explain
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 05:28:46 GMT


>>During a MP movie I came to the realization that there is
>>probably a news group on this subject, and it might be
>>pretty cool...frigid even...to join in.
>>Sure enough, your here.  So this is your standard "Hi,
>>I'm a newbie as if you couldn't tell, please get the teasing
>>over and get used to me....I'm here to stay" introduction.
>>*grin*

Hmmm. We'll have to think up a nice initiation ceremony... anyone
got some boiling marmalade, a scythe, and a big bottom?
>>
>>Now.
>>As to the explaining...I have been reading this group for..
>>ohhh....2 hours, (all my entries are gone..*pout*) and
>>I have observed a very strange mannerism.
>>Such as J.T. aka blah bla blah bla blah
>>would someone tell me where this originated at, I can't really
>>use it unless I understand it....otherwise it would be silly!!!
Well, yes... it's silly anyway. (It comes from the immor(t)al Jos)
>
>Silly is all that it is.  And you can't use it without a licence, else we
>taunt you endlessly, untill you lay huddled in a corner, begging for mercy!
NO... 2 things.. taunt you endlessly, until you lay huddled in a corner, 
begging for mercy AND hang you over a pot of boiling marmalade, cut
off your testicles with a garden impliment, and roast them over an
open fire.

Oh yeah... you can also talk about Python if you want.

>Chris aka A nice guy.....most of the time.....
Um... WHEN?
MNSi? Oh.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Run away! Run Away!
Date: 27 Aug 92 19:00:36 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <BmB2PB1w165w@bluemoon.rn.com> jamaass@bluemoon.rn.com (Jeffrey A. Maass) wonders out loud:

>Could someone please describe the origins of "Run away! Run away!"
>in Python-lore? My memory suggests it's from the Holy Grail, and that
>it was in regard to the Killer Rabbit.
It's obvious!

They don't know the meaning of the word "retreat"!!

>GILLETTE'S PRINCIPLE:
>  "If you want to make people angry, lie. If you want to make
>   them absolutely livid with rage, tell the truth."
BIC'S PRINCIPLE:
  "If you make razors cheaper than Gillette, men will buy them."

James sls "I have sitting next to me, Ann Elk. (brief pause) *UUUGH!!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A bet!
From: rtiger@vax1.umkc.edu
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 02:10:54 GMT
Organization: University of Missouri - Kansas City

In article <1992Aug19.191550.1@vax1.umkc.edu>, ttasset@vax1.umkc.edu writes:
> I've been watching the shows for years, but I have just one question.  Which
> one person is Monty Python?

If I remember right, Monty Python is the tall one with the moustache.  The
other names are Graham Rudman (the tall orange one), Danny Noonan (the caddy),
Terry Scandaleros (he did the pictures), and an occasional appearance by Carol
Channing.

> I have a bet with a friend of mine and he says that they all are part of the
> troupe called Monty Python but I think that he is full of it.

You win!  You win!

> Send me e-mail please so that I can prove him wrong.

Don't know how, will this do?

> Thanks.
> 
> 	-Tom-

RTIGER
(The R is for Roy)

Hear me roar!
From: edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Lyrics
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 00:28:42 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy

I had a little driedel
I made it out of clay
And when its dry and ready
Oh driedel I shall play
(crazed accordion solo)

I play the celeste and the vibraphone.  Oops can't say those words - I 
get too embarrassed. 
Edwin aka I am really,really new here

--
edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ewagoner@nmt.edu (Eric L. Wagoner)
Subject: Re: Can I just interrupt here for a second...
Keywords: Anti-semitism
Organization: New Mexico Tech
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 02:22:26 GMT

In article <guest.10@sofus.dhhalden.no> guest@sofus.dhhalden.no (.GJEST) writes:
>Can I just say that this is the first time I've posted to this group this 
>term?
>
>Magnum

You're very silly, and I'm not going to read you.


eric

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 04:36:33 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.200823.24808@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
 
>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Oh yes, I forgot...
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 00:08:00 GMT

>>I'm going to be gone AGAIN, starting tomarrow.  If you would please
>>let my plants out and water my cat, I'd appreciate it.  Also, could
>>you dust the house, vacuum the basement, clean the toilets and the
>>sinks, reshingle the roof, paint the garage, dig a pool, put an
>>additional bedroom on to the house, remodel the kitchen, buy me a
>>summer home, build a pool there, install statellite to both of them,
>>and walk my dog, I'd appreciate it.
> 
>Um... nope?

Aww, c'mon. We'll do it for him. Think of all the parties we can have in his
place.

>>Dan aka thanks, I'll be back in 9 or 10 days.
>mnSio ... did you say you HAD a cat? Yum yum.

And now the news for cats. No cats were involved in an accident on the M-1 today
when a lorry carrying milk collided with an bus. The three Russian businessmen
met today to discuss an airliner deal. None of them chased there tails or
hacked up hairballs or ate any of the dead mice--yum yum.

Ratboy aka and it's agood thing too.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python