From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Big sigs
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Distribution: world,hsv
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 05:13:56 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.195754.9424@infonode.ingr.com> pat@fitz.uucp (Patrick Fitzgerald) writes:
>smw@wikki.b17c.ingr.com (mike wixson) writes:
>>
>> Yeah, I agree, put a ban on all the big sigs out there!
>
>I received the following email:
>
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>Pat:
>
>I cannot post, so please post this for me.
>
>I also agree that sig length is a severe problem.  I think everyone
>should be limited to stating their name and email address.
>
>Thanks,
>Johann
>--
>Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schpleden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-
>fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-
>apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-
>grumbelmeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-
>bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
>gumberaber-schonendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher Von Hauptkopt of Ulm
>
>Johann@Gambolputty-de-von-Ausfern-schpleden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-
>fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-
>apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-
>grumbelmeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-
>bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
>gumberaber-schonendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher-Von-Hauptkopt.
>Ulm.ingr.com
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>and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.  Uh, do it to the other guy
>before he does it to you...and be bad to the bone, won't you?"
>	- Dr. Forrester

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							-- K.

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* Note: "Klods for Klods" is the motto of Lego(tm) blocks in Lego's native
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Of Champions", my second favorite is "Chariots Of The Gods". I love them all.
My other favorite author is Philip K. Dick who wrote "Do Androids Dream Of
Sheep?", "Clams Of The Alphane Moon", "OBIK", "Man In The Castle", and "Total 
Recall"!  Oh, and Stephen King is absolutely the best too!  And Derrida!
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bury it in the yard!     /      BYTE ME!       /   Brown are both GIRLS!
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There's a mouse in my apartment right now while I'm typing this.  Isn't
that an incredible coincidence!  Have you ever been using this bboard while
a mouse was in your room.  Now I have.........?
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Anyone who thinks anyone else should be shot should be shot; the NRA is a
bunch of bozos just like the Democrats AND Republicans AND Williard Scott.
Kill the Fascists and Communists and all the other nuts too.  Kill 'em all!
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Although he is very ill and only barely clinging to life, he gets thousands
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fluffy, and wigs can't be fluffy!  William Shatner wears a toupee though,
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READ from the BOOK of CHER, it doesn't MATTER if you UNDERSTAND... it's the ACT
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mindedness out.  There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be 
burned for an opinion. All the good ones are taken.  "Microwave oven?  Whaddya 
mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two 
weeks."  Murphy was an optimist. Love means having to say you're sorry every 
five minutes. No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- 
approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. Get forgiveness now -- 
tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty. Commitment can be illustrated by a 
breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.  
You are here ------> * But you're not all there.  Kirkland, Illinois, law 
forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.  Love and 
scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.  A clairvoyant is a person, commonly a 
woman, who has the power of seeing that  which is invisible to her patron -- 
namely, that he is a blockhead.  A multi-day event on public television, used 
to raise money so  you won't have to watch commercials.  Try to get all of 
your posthumous medals in advance.  The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the 
needs of an expanding  bureaucracy.  The intelligence of any discussion 
diminishes with the square of the number of participants.  The hearing ear is 
always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom  whereof the memory of man 
runneth not howsomever to the contrary,  nohow.  Good advice is something a 
man gives when he is too old to set a bad  example.  -- La Rouchefoucauld 
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midterm.  Once again no student received a single point on  his exam.  Newell 
has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter.  Newell's  earned exam average has now 
dropped to a phenomenal 30%"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm 
rich." -- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones]  Marriage is the only adventure 
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Don't do it.  The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!):  
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rich attorney  (2) Never buy from a rich salesman.  The problem ... is that we 
have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with.  Scientists working for the 
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piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle  Eastern countries on top of cows, 
raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats,  etc., but so far all they have managed to 
do is run up an enormous  bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of Middle 
Eastern persons.  None  of the animals turned into oil, although most of the 
laboratory rats  developed cancer.  -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"  If 
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30 miles/second. -- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming Peanut Blossoms  4 
cups sugar  16 tbsp. milk  4 cups brown sugar  4 tsp. vanilla  4 cups 
shortening  14 cups flour  8 eggs  4 tsp. soda  4 cups peanut butter  4 tsp. 
salt  Shape dough into balls.  Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased cookie  
sheet at 375 F. for 10-12 minutes.  Immediately top each cookie with a  
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and also  free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpendicular to  each 
other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of  the two mutually 
perpendicular axes results from application of  torque to the other when the 
wheel is spinning and so that the  entire apparatus offers considerable 
opposition depending on  the angular momentum to any torque that would change 
the direction of the axis of spin.  -- Webster's Seventh New Collegiate 
Dictionary.  In fifteen minutes, everyone will be famous. -- Andy Warhol

_______________________________________________________________________________


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                       I AM NOT A BOZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^L

     ____|||||///                                     
   /     |||||////        TERMINATOR TWO: BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD !!!!!11
  /  __   ||    ////                      
 |   L|   :      ===      "Hasta la vista, baby!" -- ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
 | |   __ : ___  =|=                                 (a personal friend)
 |    (_) :/__)   |   
 |/       |      \|    <--- THE TERMINATOR
  |       .\     |       
   \ \ \  :     /         I HOPE TERMINATOR THREE DOESN'T SUCK DEAD BUNNIES
    |  HHH---  |          THRU A STRAW LIKE BATMAN TWO !!!!!11
     \____:___/                                   

"THERE IS NO BATHROOM" -- MY PAL ARNOLD, KINDERGARTEN COP

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;;;;::::;::::::::::::::

My son Herbie, age 7, needs a computer for school and I can't afford
one, would anyone like to give us one?  It would be a tax deduction for
you!  Herbie wants a Mac IIfx with a Color PostScript printer.  He needs
this by next week!  All the other kids in his class have them already!!!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\/\
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

STAR TREK RULEZ!!!       ________^_______     ============= - - - - - - - - -
                          \______ _____/\       /  /     -  -  -  -  -  -  -
Write-in to Paramount            V   \   \_____/__/_  - - - - WHOOSH! - - -
to keep them from killing Spock     )|US ENTERPRISE/ -  -  -  -  -  -  -
in their next movie!!!!              |____________/ - - - - - - - - - - 

TOP TEN STAR TREK QUOTES         10) "I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
9) "Dammit Jim!"                 8)  "Spit it out, man!"
7) "I kinna do it Captain, I have not th' power!"
6) "Where's the beef?"           5)  "They're BORN pregnant!"
4) "His BRAIN is missing!" "Oh... you noticed."
               ** send mail if you want the rest **

Majel Barett was only on STAR TREK because she was married to William Shatner.
The new STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION new series that they're making 
now is too full of Yuppie bozos.  And the special effects are too good.
SHATNER COULDN'T DIRECT HIS WAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM WITH BOTH HANDS AND A MAP!

-----------------------------------=----------------------------------------------
There exist no legitimate audio  tapes of me admitting to being
an  alien,  a  government   agent,   a  sexual  pervert,  or  the
camp-follower of little  grey  men  from  Zeta  Reticuli.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
I watch Nick at Nite all day!   Xibo watches stupid soap operas!
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

MY .SIGNATURE IS MORE POSTMODERN THAN YOURS!  (It's even autographed by
William S. Burroughs.  See--->?)              /
                                        \/\/. \. Burroughs
                                              /
I wish he hadn't stopped writing those Tarzan books though!!!!

------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I have an out-of-date copy of each of the following MTS manuals: Vol. 1, 2,
5, 7, 11, 14, 15, 16, and 24.  If you want a copy, I'm selling 'em, $1 each.
I also have lots of plastic bags for five cents each!

/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\
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|         |
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   /| |\ 
/////\\\\\\
                           NUKE THE DAMN BUNNY ALREADY!!!!
   |  _
   \ /
    UU __
    ==/  \ 
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  *|__\__/
   /_ \_          "boomp boomp boomp boomp boomp..." "BOOM!!!!!!!"

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V guvax guvf dhbgr ol Qnir Oneel, zl snibevgr jevgre, rkcynvaf jul V
bsgra jrne zl haqrejrne ba zl urnq jura V tb gb jbex:

Nyy lbh unir gb qb gb frr gur npphenpl bs zl gurfvf vf ybbx nebhaq
lbh.  Ybbx, va cnegvphyne, ng gur crbcyr jub, yvxr lbh, ner znxvat
nirentr vapbzrf sbe qbvat nirentr wbof -- onax ivpr cerfvqragf,
vafhenapr fnyrfzna, nhqvgbef, frpergnevrf bs qrsrafr -- naq lbh'yy
ernyvmr gurl nyy qerff gur fnzr jnl, rffragvnyyl gur jnl gur znaardhvaf
va gur Frnef zrafjrne qrcnegzrag qerff.  Abj ybbx ng gur erny
fhpprffrf, gur crbcyr jub znxr n ybg zber zbarl guna lbh -- Rygba Wbua,
Pncgnva Xnatnebb, nalobql sebz Fnhqv Nenovn, Ovt Oveq, naq fb ba.  Gurl
nyy qerff shaal -- naq gurl nyy fhpprrq.  Ner lbh pngpuvat ba?
                -- Qnir Oneel, "Ubj gb Qerff sbe Erny Fhpprff"

TO DECODE THE FUNNIST JOKE IN THE UNIVERSE JUST PIPE THAT THROUGH "UUDECODE(1)"
_____________________________________________________________________________
R-RATED GIF FOLLOWS, PRESS N NOW!
^L

  O
(.|.)
 ).(     TIFFANY BRISSETE HAS A GREAT BOD!  WOO WOO!!!!  HUBBA HUBBA!  YOW!
( | )
 \|/


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fee fi fo feh.  fee fi fo feh.  fee fi fo feh.  fee fi fo feh.  fee fi fo feh.
_____________________________________________________________________________

"100% gist-free!"  -- Amy S. Brockman on Kibo's .signature.
                      Compliment... or CONSPIRACY?
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

My favorite painters are Pollock, Rothko, Warhol, Dali', Miro', Tanguy,
Rockwell, Warhol, and myself.  I'm almost as good as Dali' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My least favorite musical composer is Salieri, since he was a bozo.
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             BO-       \____|    __________          |____/      -ZO
                            |   / ________ \         |
                            \  | / ______ \ |        /
                             \ |/_/      \_\|       /
                              \____________________/
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                                   \----+-----/
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                        _____________/      \____________ (clown shoes)


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Ich bin ein .signature Virus. Mach' mit und kopiere mich in Deine .signature.
Don't ask what it means, just put it in your .signature, okay?

_____________________________________________________________________________
THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS POSTING ARE SOLELY THE AUTHORS' AND DO NOT
NECESSARILY REFLECT THOSE OF DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION, RENSSELAER POLY-
POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE, PENN STATE, IBM, NASA, HARVARD UNIVERSITY, SCIENTOLOGY,
ATARI CORP., STANFORD UNIVERSITY, BITNET INC., SOFTWARE TOOL & DIE, INFOCOM,
PRODIGY, RALSTON PURINA INC., JAPAN, LYNDON LaROUCHE, THE SYSOP OF USENET,
GEORGE BUSH, THE LONDON TIMES, ORACLE CORPORATION, WILLIE WHISTLE, STAR TREK
THE NEXT GENERATION, THE HOME SHOPPING CLUB, THE HAIR CHANNEL FOR MEN, OR THE
CITY OF NEW YORK.  HOWEVER YOU CAN'T SUE ME FOR SAYING ANY OF THIS BECAUSE
IF YOU SUE ME YOU'D HAVE TO QUOTE ME IN COURT AND THEN I'D SUE YOU FOR
QUOTING THIS COPYRIGHTED (C) MESSAGE!!!  MY COUSINS ARE ALL LAWYERS !!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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* NEW drawing!                                                               *
* of a RADIK00L sword thats even BIGGER then the USS ENTERPRISE wow!         *
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*/       \/----+---------------------------------------\______               *
*|        |           XCALIBER THE DECAPITATER!!!!            \______________*
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*          \  \                                                              *
*           \  \                                                             *
*            \  \                                                            *
*             \  \_                                                          *
*              \   \          NOTE: This isnt a hyperdermic needel !!!!!!    *
*               \   \                                                        *
*                \/\_\                                                       *
*                                                ITS SO GOOD I FRAMED IT !!!!*
******************************************************************************

aibophobia (ay' bo fo beeya): n. The fear of palindromes.

kibophobia (ki' bo fo beeya): n. The fear of Kibo.

kibophobik (ki' bo fo bik): n. The fear of Kibo's palindromes.
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I'M STILL 100% FLAMEPROOF!   /   I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!  /  HI MARK!
____________________________/____________________________________/___________
Arsenio Hall is the black Johnny Carson but Byron Allen is the black Pat Sajak!
But at least Byron Allen is funnier than Skip Stephenson or John Barbour!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
IBM's "AIX" operating system is better than "real" "UNIX" systems
because "AIX" has "man" pages that show "pictures" of each "command"!
Here's an "example", isn't this "cute"?

RM, DELETE(1,C)             AIX Commands Reference              RM, DELETE(1,C)

PURPOSE

Removes files or directories.

SYNTAX

  one of
+--------+   +------------+
| rm     |---|   +----+   |--- file ---|
| delete |   +---| -f |---+ ^        |
+--------+     ^ | -i | |   +--------+
               | | -r | |
               | | -- | |
               | | -s | |
               | +----+ |
               +--------+
____________________________________________________ \o clip and save _______
                                                     /O
                                                        <--those are scissors
                 .------------
             .--'  o     . .   `--
          .-'   .    O   .       . `
       .-'@   @@@@@@@   .  @@@@@
      /@@@  @@@@@@@@@@@   @@@@@@@   .<--- Crater Parry -- I paid $15 for it!
    ./    o @@@@@@@@@@@   @@@@@@@
    /@@  o   @@@@@@@@@@@.   @@@@@@@   O
   /@@@@   .   @@@@@@@o    @@@@@@@@@@     @
   |@@@@@               . @@@@@@@@@@@@@ o @@
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   | @@@@    --`-'       o     @@@@@@@@ @@@@              2 17:08:58
   |@ @@@        `    o      .  @@   . @@@@@@             Last Quarter -
   |       @@  @         .-.     @@@   @@@@@@             4 16:02:05
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          If this posting offends you, then you're a WEENERBRAIN!!!


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             Dedicated to Gene Roddenberry, who died last year...
             @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

-------\__/
|     * /
|_____-/  BOSTON, MASSACHUSSETTS <-- SITE OF WORLD.COM PUBLIC ACCESS UNIX
                                     ONLY A DOLLAR A MINUTE PLUS CONNECT TIME!

          AND NO I DON'T KNOW MICHAEL DUKAKIS PERSONALLY!
^L

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 THIS IS THE THREE HUNDRED FIFTIETH LINE OF MY .SIGNATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                the edn


P.S.:
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From mathew@mantis.co.uk Tue Jul  2 11:28:05 1991
To: James 'Kibo' Parry <kibo@world.std.com>
Subject: Re: Call for creation of alt.evolutionary.acceleration
From: Industrial Poet <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Comments: Civilization is a momentary failure of entropy
Date: Tue, 02 Jul 91 10:55:39 BST
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

Might I suggest adding the following quote to your .signature:

"It seems like it's time to retire the length-of-sig-wasted-bandwidth flame.
The point really is, News is BIG and .signatures, even long ones, are small."
                            - Mark-Jason Dominus <mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu>


mathew
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--
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From stev0@sti.com Sat May  9 01:19:46 1992
Date: Fri, 8 May 92 22:19:07 PDT
From: stev0@sti.com (Steve Berlin)
To: kibo@world.std.com
Subject: Re:  your .sig

Hi there.

Thanks for your nifty .sig.  I already got a copy from alt.fan.warlord,
but with such a wonderful work of art, you can never have too many copies,
can you?  Well, of course you can!  I mean, "Mona Lisa" is a damn good
painting, but am I going to hang it in every room in my apartment?  No!
But I digress.

Anyway, to make your .sig a bit more "user-friendly", here is an index for
it.  The numbers, of course, refer to line numbers.
I'll let someone ELSE do a table of contents.

Suggestions for index:
1)  Append it to the end of the .sig
2)  Include it as a seperate file 
3)  Just delete the damn thing, log off, and watch Ren and Stimpy
or (my favorite):  append it to the end of your sig, THEN log off and
watch Ren and Stimpy.

- Stev0


13, Rot - 610-623
Address - 55-58
Autograph, Burroughs, William S. - 527-533
Child, Dying - 155-174
Copyright - 86-88
Credits - 19,20
Dedication - 781-783
Disclaimers - 22-25, 89-98, 142, 153, 216, 276, 474, 677-686, 772, 790
Drawings, ASCII:
    Bozo - 644-670
    Brain - 28-37
    Bunny, Energizer, Being Nuked - 540-556
    Check, Amiga - 223-243
    Dog - 40-48
    Enterprise - 501-506, 692-695
    Simpson, Bart, Minimalist - 245-253
    Sword - 692-709
    Terminator - 478-489
    unknown (command flow?) 736-744
    unknown (computer?) 293-300
End, The - 775-780, 831
Favorites:
    Author - 77-81
    Font - 144-146
    Heavy Metal Band - 245-253
    Movie - 137-138
    Movie - 478-489
    Painters - 641-643
    Quotes - 388-440
    Quotes, Star Trek - 507-511
    SF Short Story - 207-208
    Skeleton Joke - 210
Feh, Fee Fi Fo - 638
Font, BUA - 257-273
Font, Biggest UA - 559-609
GIF, R-Rated - 626-635
History - 2-16
Line 350 - 828
Manuals, MTS - 535-537
Map, Australia - 308-320
Map, Massachusetts - 785-788
Map, Moon 442-473, 748-771
Network, Sean Coates' - 350-362
Peeks, Twin - 176-205
Phobias - 712-716
Posts Made, Number of - 364-386
Quitting Attempts - 794-825
Quotes, Random - 57-75, 83, 84, 99-135, 140-152, 212-214, 321-348, 
                 490-497, 514-525, 723-734
Scissors - 745-746
Score, Tetris - 220
Smilies - 303-305
Space, Blank - 280-291
Virus, .Sig, German - 672-674

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In article <13bvonINN6il@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> carolo@cse.ucsc.edu signed:
>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>Carol Osterbrock       *   Life is too short for 4 line .sigs
>carolo@cse.ucsc.edu    *    -- well, if Kibo didn't say it, he should have
>==============================================================================


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RMS told me to plug the League For Programmed Freedom in my .signature
so I am.  Join the LPF!  RMS is cool.

                     SEE BATMAN 2 !!!!
--

                        I HAVE A BLACK BELT !

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