HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lnh@soliton.physics.arizona.edu (sometimes a Wombat)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Why I stood you up last night
Date: 9 Sep 92 19:52:07 GMT
Reply-To: lnh@physics.arizona.edu
Organization: Society for the Appreciation of Janni Lee Simner


While I was at the helm, I accidentally parked the Death Star inside
the Roche limit of the gas giant.  It didn't break up, but the tubes of
the planet-busting beam weapon were bent out of allignment by the tidal
forces.  They made me stay late replacing all the fuses.

	Larry "Real sorry" Hammer
--

LNH@physics.arizona.edu          \   "Hidden harmony is better than
The insane don't need disclaimers \   manifest."  -- Heraclitus, #47
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Rictus Hep: Master Field Tactician
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 22:01:13 GMT

``They'll die like dogs.  Look at all those elephants they've got.''

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"there's a lot going on that you miss. nothing soft about THESE
machines. mean, timeless, mean, purposeful, crammed with meaning."
                                                  -- Andrew Palfreyman
From: davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Excitable Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Date: 10 Sep 92 00:39:02 GMT
 <1992Sep7.123753.26432@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> <79348@ut-emx.uucp>
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Yardsticks for Lunatics

In article <79348@ut-emx.uucp>, zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Mark Gansle) writes:
             
> But then again, who wants to date women who don't shave, 

	Men who have discovered that the hirstuteness of a woman's
leg isn't reliably correlated with her mental abilities, emotional
stability, or performance in the sack?

>                                                          wear tie-dyed
> shirts 

	Men who wears tie-died shirts?

>        with no bra, 

	Men who understand the virtue of ease of access?

>                     and only eat granola and tofu?  

	Vegetarian men?  Men who, unlike the Book of Leviticus, don't
judge people on the basis of diet or fiber content?

	And, for that matter, why limit my responses to "men?"

---
David Vacca, Just an excitable boy.

(Disclaimer: my girlfriend has shaven legs, wears lots of solid
black clothing, and is a die-hard carnivore.)
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29078 alt.cascade:1813 alt.religion.kibology:3736 alt.tasteless:9755
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: Sexual Consent form #314159 (Crossposted from hell)
Keywords: consent, form, sexual, humerous, silly, serious
Date: 6 Sep 92 22:44:31 GMT
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon

barr@pop.psu.edu (David Barr) writes:

>>>__ Nude bodily contact
>>>__ Hand-torso contact
>>>__ Hand-genital contact
>>>__ Hand-anal contact
>>>__ Oral-oral contact involving the tongue
>>>__ Oral-torso contact involving the tongue
>>>__ Oral-genital contact
>>>__ Oral-genital contact involving the tongue
>>>__ Oral-anal contact
>>>__ Oral-anal contact involving the tongue
>>__ Nasal-digital
>
>Talk about picking your friends.

Here we go a cascade that' snot a cascade.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 12:46:24 GMT

In article <1992Sep12.064241.396@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
[deleted]
>you obviously wanted my wife to die.
>fuck you very very much.

If we aren't careful, we'll have another catchphrase on our hands.

>
>sincerely,
>matthew paul legare
>

M
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29301 alt.fan.letterman:538
From: awhitloc@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Andrea G. Whitlock)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Date: 8 Sep 92 20:10:51 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <2466@rd1632.Dayton.NCR.COM> chenowet@rd1632.Dayton.NCR.com (Steve Chenoweth) writes:
>In article <1992Sep8.002057.20804@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> mlevis@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Mike Levis) writes:
>>
>>"Help me!  Help me!  I'm hyp-no-tized!"
>>(well, at least he makes a dumb *face*)
>
>As I recall it, Dave usually pronounces this hyp-Mo-tized.  It may be an
[...]

I remember it that way too.  And wasn't it also "Hep me!  Hep me!" before
the hypmotized? ;)

-- 
Andrea G. Whitlock @ The University of Texas at San Antonio, Division of MCSS
Internet: awhitloc@ringer.cs.utsa.edu              whitlock@lonestar.utsa.edu
          awhitloc@nereid.cs.utsa.edu              1mcagw@utsa86.utsa.edu
THEnet:   UTSA86::1MCAGW                           SCCVAX::WHITLOCK_A
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: illegal substances
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 17:57:28 GMT

In article <9209022129.AA00552@helium> dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>Gypsy Meredith opines:

>> My younger brother and I are still the only people I knwo of who have not
>> tried any illegal substances.

>to which M. d'Nereverri (oh, right) replied:

>> Ahem.

>Let me add my own "Ahem."

It would appear that there are several t.b'ers that gypsy doesn't know.

Then again, since only a small fraction have met at the BOBs, it's
not real suprising.


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
    The most dangerous person in the world is Jessica Fletcher.
        Everywhere she goes, people die.
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Date: 7 Sep 92 11:31:17 GMT
Organization: CotSg in Paradise

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
: 
: In article <Btx54D.GtI@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca writes:
: |alright - I"m gone... had some fun, but I just can't handle this group.
: |[...] too much of cj (flashbacks to that awful .gif!),
: 
: After this, nobody can say I haven't contributed something of
: substantial value to the net.  I may not be Gene Spafford, but I
: helped drive Steve Franklin away!
: ---
: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com      C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720

  In future days, bards will sing the tale of the warrior CJ who drove back
the hellish stupidity demon from the very halls of the sacred palace.
  May I humbly beg to be allowed to worship the lint between your toes?
From a suitably respectful distance?
  -- Clifton
--
cliftonr@netcom.com -or- clifton_r@verifone.com
".sig still boring"  (but net access more consistent)
From: ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Shameless birthday wish
Date: 8 Sep 92 20:11:26 GMT
	<3prn#5-.gooley@netcom.com> <1992Sep8.161413.10631@cs.ucla.edu>
Organization: Ng!
In-reply-to: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu's message of 8 Sep 92 16:14:13 GMT

>   From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
>     micturate
>     paroxysm
>     syzygy
>     fascicle
>     crural


"It was Syzygy Night in the Naked City but all I could think
about was micturation.  I stumbled down the darkened hall,
tripped over a fascicle, and abraded my crural epidermis on
a rusty cuirass.  I screamed my frustration at the unhearing
walls, and when the paroxysm passed I went and pissed in a
corner."





--
"Trespassers w"   ranjit@grad1.cis.upenn.edu	mailrus!eecae!netnews!grad1!...
	The surface of the water where they move swiftly about in curves.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Piers Anthony Fans
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 13:14:13 GMT


How can you read this piers anthony crap? I got over that butt-licking
whining fairy tale shit back when i was still a masturbating teen ager.
You obviously have not been able to free more than one hand at a time
to look for a real author, you slimy fuckhead loser. You know, if your
father hadnt molested you while he was toilet training you, you might
not be such a worthless back-ass loser as to still read Piers Anthony.
I bet you still laugh at all the puns, you brain-dead maggot infested
excuse for a so-called human. Take the cucumber out of your ass and find
a real author.


Nothing personal, alfevan, just giving you some suggestions.....

-rob, really did used to read peirs anthony, but no more

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Yog Sothoth! Yog Sothoth!
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 16:53:02 GMT

sam@rmtc.Central.Sun.COM (Sam Falkner) writes:

>now that i have your attention:

>i have been assigned to give a report on the movie `sleepaway camp' for
>my english class, but i don't understand it (especially at the end).

>can anyone help?

>thanks in advance!

"Rosebud" is the name of his _sled_.

mark

Glad to be of service.
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sarah Lotion
Date: 4 Sep 92 22:02:15 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <Bu2LrD.Cqz@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>All the guys called her Sarah Lotion because she had a habit
>of carrying a pump bottle of vaseline intensive care with her
>and the nozzle stuck out of a hole she'd cut into her purse. 
>She was tall.


Hmmm...not what such a title brings to my twisted mind.

The guys would buy their girlfriends bottles of Sarah Lotion and have the
girls rub it on themselves.  Most of the guys liked to watch the metamorphoses:
Sarah had been tall, with pale, perfect skin and jet-black hair and a good
if not spectacular figure, and the temporary change of face or hair or
figure into a copy of hers was usually a distinct improvement.  Most of
the women had extra clothes to fit a Sarah figure, and some Saturday nights
one could walk near campus and encounter several dozen couples, the woman
of each wearing Sarah's form, tall and elegant next to her man.  Occasionally
there would be two Sarahs walking together, or a Sarah with a smaller woman
at her side.

Mark., more of the usual
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu ('Ems Pirates)
Subject: Re: ARABS - TERRORISTS
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 05:20:16 GMT

Followup-To: misc.test

In article <1992Sep15.043901.19924@sol.ctr.columbia.edu>  
jwiegand@moe.eng.temple.edu () writes:
> >   Instead of bitching about this, why don't people like you
> >- Carrasso etc. - try to influence the American policy?
> >
> >
> >**Nabeel
> 
> STAY THE HELL OUT OF AFL!
> If I want to read the sh*t in tb, I'll subscribe to it.
> 
> jim, 6'2" and easily enraged
> ZZ
> ^D
> :wq
> /s

Whoa Jim, calm down, we didn't really mean it. 

Well maybe we did ha ha, I like to see you big man, angry, ha ha
big guy can't touch me kissey kissey, big buddy. Boy if I could be there I'd  
pop you right up the keyster. MMMMM. Jim come over and see me anytime
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I Am Not Making This Up
Date: 14 Sep 92 19:33:30 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Followup-To: alt.shit.in.your.hat
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

In article <BuDw1H.GFw@irv.icl.com> dave@irv.icl.com ( Dave Hill) writes:
>(Rob Dobson) writes:

>> to me, of course, the term WAHOO is a heinous insult, equ. to BRAINLESS
>> ASSHOLE SHEEP, but thats just me.

>Yes, that's you all over:  Brainless asshole sheep.
>Interesting turn of phrase, that.  You spend a lot of time with sheep?
>But I digress.
>Now the NEXT time you even CONTEMPLATE thinking about considering
>whether or not to decide about maybe following up a posting from
>someone who spent more than half a second choosing their words
>instead of drooling on the keyboard and stroking themselves
>whistling Daisy Daisy while they worked, stick both your hands up
>your ass, grab two handfulls of anything and pull pull pull.
>It's GOT to be more interesting than any followup you had in mind.


Hey Dave, I thought you said it was John Wood's month in September?

Last coupla posts show some major infringement. Better check the calendar
yourself.

Or did John delegate the light work to you? No heavy lifting, huh?

I'm certainly impressed by the originality of another "something up/into/
outa yer ass" flame.  Haven't seen many of those here.  Hope the newbies
are taking notes.

I mean, you could've at least gotten some decent mileage outa the "sheep"
thing, rather than the _really mean_ "that's you, pal"  

What a feeb!

Mattb
And why do you keep mentioning followups so often?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: My new toy.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 21:44:22 GMT
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (wink martindale) writes:
>HP ScanJet IIc
>I'm open to suggestions on fun things to try with it.
 
John Woods:
: Coat it with mayonnaise and use it as a frisbee.
 
Andrew - Palfreyman (lordSnooty@cup.portal.com) wrote:
: Dress it up in expensive silk lingerie and suspend it from the ceiling.

Hot sex with several sizes of butt plugs and lots of KY.  Then, 
  Post The Gifs!

  -- Clifton (Ashamed of myself, but someone had to say it.)

--
Home: cliftonr@netcom.com     +1 808 521 9073
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"Whatever flames upon the night/Man's own resinous heart has fed." - W. B. Yeats
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Feathers
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 92 02:58:14 GMT


Do ducks sleep down side up or upside down?

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29231 rec.music.misc:22876
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Ayn Rand's Hunchbacked Lover")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 8 Sep 92 13:32:02 GMT
Followup-To: rec.music.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


We were in the Kitchen.  Dave was moving out from the room upstairs.
There was a loud grinding, crunching, humming sound coming through the
ceiling.  I listened intently.  ``Does he do this a lot?'' I asked.

   ``Not too often,'' said Brian.

   ``Sounds pretty good though,'' I said.  ``At least if he's going to
play his stereo so loud he's playing something good.  I didn't know Dave
was into industrial music.''  I started humming along.

    Brian stared at me.  ``He's running the vacuum cleaner, you idiot.''
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Aesop Fable
Date: 14 Sep 92 17:18:17 GMT

The Big Butt and the Great Ass

A Big Butt and an Great Ass were travelling together, the Big Butt
prancing along in its fine trappings, the Great Ass carrying with
difficulty the heavy weight in its panties.  "I wish I were you,"
sighed the Great Ass; "nothing to do and well fed, and all that fine
harness upon you."  Next day, however, there was a great bowel
movement, and the Big Butt was wounded to death in the final discharge
of the day.  His friend, the Great Ass, happened to pass by shortly
afterwards and found him on the point of death.  "I was wrong," said
the Great Ass: "Better humble security than gilded excretion."

carasso
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams)
Subject: short, shameful confession
Originator: cgw@sol
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 20:55:49 GMT

i eat the blue center of Breath Savers first. 

-cgw-

--
christopher williams   cgw@unt.edu  +1 817 565 4161  Just a guy
lead programmer/operator, university of north texas  made of dots and lines.
From: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: something to remember
Date: 14 Sep 92 15:46:03 GMT

Jenine,

> no matter how cool he seems, you're still dealing with a male

> j.j, still figuring that one out

Which reminds me, after your friendly salutation(*) to me at FAX.BOB, I
really owe you an explanation for why I skipped our traditional "dirty
old man drools on cute young thing's shoulder" and subsequent ritual
dismemberment/death threats.

I'm monogamous, you see, always have been, and do all my drooling on a
cute young thing at home these days.

I'm sure you'll find someone else.

Males are so predictable.

Kent, the man from xanth.
"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
--
(*) "Get the fuck away from me, Dolan!"
--
Ignore the header, and don't expect me to see a news reply.  Use email to:
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: clues for newbies
Date: 6 Sep 1992 21:58:22 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Clue #11: After you've been posting to talk.bizarre for awhile (say, 4
>	or 5 days in a row), people get to know your name.

 tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com -- anagram (@=a)
***************************************
    BE FUNNY, MAGIC TOMATO !!!!
***************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: DEVILBISS@OCTAVE.LARC.NASA.GOV (Zaphod Beeblebrox)
Subject: Re: focus dammmit focus
Reply-To: DEVILBISS@OCTAVE.LARC.NASA.GOV (Zaphod Beeblebrox)
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center, Hampton, VA USA
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 18:50:43 GMT

> "I think I've figured out the one thing
 >I really REALLY want in life."
>
>"What's that?"
>
>"Orgasms.  And lots of them."

Isn't that cute . . . Was that your first?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        If we were not crazy, we would go insane.
        If we could not laugh, we would go insane!     J. Buffett
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Prime Polyhedra
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 06:24:34 GMT

You are the librarian of the Math Polyverse. Tell me.

In three dimensions, a cube (6 vertices) can be divided 
into two tetrahedra (4 vertices each). No tetrahedron
can be divided into two polyhedra that each have fewer
than 4 vertices. Tetrahedra are the smallest [{("prime")}]
polyhedra.

I want the term that describes a polyhedron which 
cannot be bisected (by planes) repeatedly into 
small regular-sided polyhedra other than itself 
and tetrahedra.

Then I want a steel shaper for these prime-like
structures. I want to build a crooked house,
crooked to the eyes and ears, crooked when I
go to sleep and when I wake up to accept the
world. Then I will be happy and strong along
an internal path, like a spine but indivisible.

                              billbill@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.job.gooley
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: MATT JONSEN
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
Summary: evil death squads afoot in utah
Keywords: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 14:22:27 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

so...i know this guy. he's a grad student too. yeah. today after we ate lunch
we saw the most hot and swell looking babe with more than just nice hOOters.
yeah. right. so...she is waiting for the elevator. my friends sees her. one
word escapes his mouth. woof. that's it.  sorry if i embarrass you m.j.

PJF--->Biochem. grad student
					"Oh God, how i love to hate!"
								Mudhoney	
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: A slice of Americana
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
	<1992Sep9.200142.15027@terminator.cc.umich.edu>
	<1992Sep9.202557.9828@uwm.edu>
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 03:24:56 GMT
Comments: Life is a hereditary disease


"Hic" == Koschei the Deathless <frendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu> writes:

Hic> "What do you think Wilbur would do if I attacked him with a
Hic> chainsaw?"
Hic> "Runnin' or non-runnin'?"
Hic> "Runnin', of course.  Ain't too many people who'd be afraid o' a
Hic> chainsaw that ain't runnin."
Hic> "I reckon yer rifht."
Hic> "Course I am.  Now, what about Wilbur?"
Hic> "Wall, I reckon he'd prob'ly mess his trousers."
Hic> "Yup.  That's what I fiffered too.  Funny how it didn't turn out
Hic> that way...."
Hic> "Mifhty peculiar...mifhty peculiar."
Hic> "Yup."

Meanwhile, in the junfle, Wilbur the Pif is fettinf ready for his bif
date.  The Lioness Cowa Jumbo Sombrero is the lucky one.  Wilbur,
however is by no means fettinf an unfair barfain, for Cowa is one hot
animal. The only problem is that of money --- Wilbur is broke.  Oink,
oink, oink.

What will Wilbur do?  Stay tuned for the excitinf adventures of Wilbur
the Pif!

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: I Am Not Making This Up
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 16:16:33 GMT


LIVE at the University of Virginia's Memorial Gym, Saturday, Sept. 12--->

THE VILLAGE PEOPLE

god, i though they were all dead, or something
sounds like a good show to share needles at!!!!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Shameless birthday wish
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 16:58:01 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 


So I'm supposed to define these:

  micturate
	urinate
  paroxysm
	fit
  syzygy
	[the root means "yoking-together"...I forget.  It's an astronomical
	 term having something to do with positions of planets.]
  fascicle
	[same root as "fascism" I think...something to do with a sheaf,
	 something bundled together]
  crural
	[my memory said "having to do with the ankle" -- I looked it up
	 and actually it's the thigh or leg, not the ankle]

But these aren't the sort of words you use a thesaurus for.

Mark., are you Carasso or aren't you?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: O Carry Me Back...
Followup-To: alt.sex.carasso
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 21:45:34 GMT


O carry me back to Yoo Hoo valley, scene of the halcyon days of my youth.
Where I spent hours playing football and running amongst the stream and
the woods with dozens of other children, sometimes attacking each other
with deadly poisons, but never meaning any harm. And the little red-haired
girl, who i convince to take off her clothes and swim in the yoo-hoo. We
were only 11 at the time.....