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From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: LIMRICK
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 14:23:26 GMT

In <1ghiflINNel4@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_e373@ceres (Matthew Simpkin) writes:

>There once was a lady from Ham,
>Who wanted to ride on a tram,
>When she kissed the conductor,
>He turned round and fuc*ed her,
>And now she is pushing a pram.

There once was a fellow named Matthew
Who's spelling was awful but grant you,
His rhyme was no better,
He forgot a letter,
It's limerick, but spell as you want to.
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From: desai@blsouth.bss.com (Hiren Desai)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Clean Joke
Date: 11 Dec 92 19:17:56 GMT
Organization: BellSouth Telecommunications - Science and Technology


OWATONNA, Minn (AP) {found in a neswpaper from Buffalo, NY}

Roy Colette and his brother-in-law have been exchanging the same
pair of pants as a Christmas present for 11 years - and each time
the package gets harder to open.  This year the pants came wrapped
in a car mashed into a 3-foot cube.

The trousers are in the glove compartment of a 1974 Gremlin. Now
Collette's plotting his revenge--if he can get them out.

It all started when Collette received a pair of moleskin trousers
from his brother-in-law, Larry Kunkel of Bensenville, Ill. Kunkel's
mother had given her son the britches when he was a college student.
He wore them a few times, but they froze stiff in cold weather
and he didn't like them.  So he gave them to Collette.

Collette, who called the moleskins "miserable," wore them three
times, then wrapped them up and gave them back to Kunkel for
Christmas the next year.

The friendly exchange continued routinely until Collette twisted
the pants tightly, stuffed them into a 3-foot-long, 1-inch wide
tube and gave them back to Kunkel.

The next Christmas, Kunkel compressed the pants into a 7-inch
square, wrapped them with wire and gave the "bale" to Collette.

Not to be outdone, the next year Collette put the pants into a
2-foot-square crate filled with stones, nailed it shut, banded it
with steel and gave the trusty trousers back to Kunkel.

The brothers agreed to end the caper if the trousers were damaged.
But they were as careful as they were clever.

Kunkel had the pants mounted inside an insulated window that had a
20-year guarantee and shipped them off to Collette.

Collette broke the glass, recovered the trousers, stuffed them into
a 5-inch coffee can and soldered it shut.  The can was put in a
5-gallon container filled with concrete and reinforcing rods and
given to Kunkel the following Christmas.

Two years ago, Kunkel installed the pants in a 225-pound homemade
steel ashtray made from 8-inch steel casings and etched Collette's
name on the side.  Collette had trouble retrieving the treasured
trousers, but succeeded without burning them with a cutting torch.

Last Christmas, Collette found a 600-pound safe and hauled it to
Viracon Inc. in Owatonna, where the shipping department decorated
it with red and green stripes, put the pants inside and welded the
safe shut. The safe was then shipped to Kunkel, who is the plant
manager for Viracon's outlet in Bensenville.

Last week, the pants were trucked to Owatonna, 55 miles south of
Minneapolis, in a drab green, 3-foot cube that once was a car with
95,000 miles on it. A note attached to the 2,000-pound scrunched car
advised Collette that the pants were inside the glove compartment.

"This will take some planning," Collette said.	"I will definitely
get them out. I'm confident."  But he's waiting until January to
think about how to recover the bothersome britches.

"Wait until next year," he warned.  "I'm on the offensive again."
From: shankar@sgi.com (Shankar Unni)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Those commands for UNIX
Date: 18 Dec 1992 00:11:50 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
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X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

C.M. Hicks (cmh@eng.cam.ac.uk) wrote:

> This one works here:
> 
> $ man why did you get a divorce?
> man: Too many arguments
> 

In csh, too, it is almost as funny:

% man why did you get a divorce?
man: No match.

--
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Silicon Graphics Inc.			Phone:	+1-415-390-2072
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: petitc@vccsouth02.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Modern Santa Question
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 03:18:56 GMT

A kid walks up to Santa and sits on his lap.  He has one question before he
gives his list...

What's the limit on your charge card?


-- 
Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
Cynicism is only realism projected into the future.
If your fondest wish is to fly, don't draw up plans for flippers.
From: dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: <None>
Date: 12 Dec 92 23:04:50 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

Ive been noticing this strangely placed argument over what holidays Christ
celebrated...
He did NOT celebrate Channukah.  Christ is older than that. Not all Jewish
holidays date back to ancient history
He did NOT celebrate Christmas, even as his birthday.  Christmas is NOT
Christs' birthday, it is just a remembrance of his birth, but it does not
correspond to his date of birth.
The bible does list several traditional holidays he DID celebrate, 
most especially the feast of booths, passover, etc.
now please, no more discussion on this.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
From: Karll the Ghoul <AKH104@psuvm.psu.edu>
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 17:37:18 EST
Organization: The Undead
X-Subliminal-Message: Memory is Divine Punishment

_________________________________________________________________________
   HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS???  IF YOU GET NETNEWS THEN YOU MUST READ:
                 alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

   Only here can you learn the wonders of my roomate simoN and wade
     through my never ending spew of spooge about love and life!
        BE A FLONKER TODAY!  FLONK A FRIEND!  FLONK AN ENEMY!!
              simoN says : "HacK On!"   FLoNk the Weasel!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: emstewar@unix.amherst.edu (EMILY MAUREEN STEWART)
Subject: Re: ST and ST:TNG spoofs wanted
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 15:49:16 GMT

Dean_Wagner (Dean_Wagner@aldhfn.akron.oh.us) wrote:
> The subject pretty much says it all.  I'm looking for spoofs to Star Trek
> and Star Trek: The Next Gen.  Please _mail_ them to me at this address. 
> There's too much traffic on this group to look for anything.
> 
> 
> --
> Dean Wagner                        Nothing matters but the weekend
> Dean_Wagner@aldhfn.akron.oh.us    From a Tuesday point of view
> bx451@cleveland.freenet.edu             -Switch into Glide, The Kings

Please post them anyway.  I'm willing to look.
But if you don't want to then please mail them to me.

Emily Stewart
emstewart@amherst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Subject: ascii pics to follow
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 14:27:20 GMT

Enjoy! and Merry Xmas!
From: et1@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: REQUEST: Telephone Messages
Date: 20 Dec 92 23:57:44 GMT
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

Could someone please e-mail me a complete listing of telephone answering
machine messages please.

I missed out on the last ones.

Or if you want to... post them on the net.


Thank you very much.

Errol Tobias
University of Waikato
Hamilton
New Zealand
From: LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: egg ascii
Date: 15 Dec 92 15:10:23 GMT
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.


         .:::::.
        :::::::::
       :::::::::::
      :::::::::::::
      :::::::::::::
      :::::::::::::
       :::::::::::
        ':::::::'
           ~~~
          "Egg"
 by aij@sactoh0.SAC.CA.US

 ********************

                       |~|~|
         .:::::.     ,,| | |
        :::::::::    ',`   |
      (--(o)-(o)--)    |...|
      :::::| |:::::    |   |
      :::::|_|:::::    |   |
      :::\_____/:::    |   |
       :::::::::::    ,'   |
   _----':::::::'___-'    ,'
  :       |\_/|         ,'
 :        |/~\|      ,,'

        "Egg Man"
 by aij@sa
*
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jbv@IMD.Sterling.COM (James B Vacanti)
Subject: another Jesus joke
Summary: it's just an old joke 
Organization: Sterling Software
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 18:19:15 GMT
X-Md4-Signature: 48cc455d5619487c0f43ad3ae1f00e9b


One day Jesus was out for a walk and came upon a large crowd of angry people.
They were gathered around a thief and were yelling "STONE HIM, STONE HIM".

Jesus went into the crowd and asked why they wanted to stone this man. They
answered that he was a thief. Jesus then said "Let he among you who is 
without sin, cast the first stone".

The people started muttering to themselves and slowly, one by one began to
leave. After a while there was only one elderly woman left. She stood there
scratching her head and thinking. After a short time she shrugged her shoulders
and then picked up the largest stone she could find. Struggling, she carried
the stone over to the thief and dropped it on his head, killing him.


Jesus was very angry and said to the old woman :









"YOU KNOW MA, SOMETIMES YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF!"




-- 
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Sterling Software IMD    /*=============================================*/
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: West Virginia
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 12:05:59 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

keven@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Keven Ring) writes:

> mike@wilma.ssc.gov (Michael A. Bodie) writes:
> > 
> > If Virginia is for lovers, I'm from Missouri.
> 
> Well, seeing as ONE of the state mottos for VA is the above mentioned, I will
> assume you are from Missouri.  Since that is the case, COULD YOU EXPLAIN ONE
> OF YOUR STATES MOTTO'S FOR ME, in particular, the one the goes:
> 
> Missouri:  The Show Me State.
> 
> What the hell is there to show in missouri?  
> 
> Yes, I have been there, so y'all from missoura that wanna go a flamin me can
> go right ahed.  "Show Me" whatcha got.
> 

There was a book called "Show Me."  It was about teaching children
about genitalia.
Seems appropriate.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ztesler@nyx.cs.du.edu (Zachariah Tesler)
Subject: Those commands for UNIX
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 20:29:43 GMT

Hey everybody!!!
I know this is sooo long time ago, can somebody mail me a list of those funny
commands when executed (resultant, actually)
like,
Light : Cannot smoke
or something stupider..

--
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: prasad@seas.smu.edu (Nageswara G. Prasad)
Subject: 	confused since complex....(?)
Organization: SMU - School of Engineering & Applied Science - Dallas
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 04:45:07 GMT

 	There was this presentation that we had to do for a term
project in this class.
	A fellow student wanted to emphasise that the circuit is
quite complex, he goes like this...

	The complexion of the layout makes it diff....

		(sure left me perplexed for a while)
					-prasad


 Remember this, its when you are in a crisis that you need your
sense of humor the most.
From: roberto@tut.fi (Castagno Roberto)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Date: 16 Dec 1992 08:24:18 GMT
Organization: Technical University of Tampere, Dep. of Computer Science ,Finland 
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: kalatiira.cs.tut.fi


In article <1992Dec16.012447.29022@PacBell.COM>, j4jbail@srv.PacBell.COM (Jack Bailey) writes:
|> >>>ALITALIA
|> >>>
|> >>>Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival
|> >>
|> >>DELTA: Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
|> >>
|> >>PAN AM: Pilots Are Not A Must
|> >
|> >TWA - Travel With Arabs
|> >
|> >that's why I fly Delta-
|> >
|> >Don't Even Let Them Aboard.
|> >
|> 
|> LUFTHANSA
|> 
|> Let Us F*ck The Hostesses And Not Say Anything
|> 
Here are two more:

SABENA (Belgian Airlines):
Such A Bad Experience Never Again

BOAC (old British Airways ?):
Better On A Camel


|> -- 
|> J.J.Bailey	j4jbail@srv.pacbell.com
|> Contractor	510.823.6453
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dweldy@digirolamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Dennis E Weldy)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: 20 Dec 92 05:59:51 GMT

polecat!steve@cacti.mcws.fidonet.org writes:

>sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth) writes:

>> In article <1992Dec8.203222.44578@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> gb03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (
>> >Ford only runs damaged
>> >Ford only runs damaged only runs damaged
>> >Ford only runs damaged only runs damaged only runbs damaged
>> >
>> Found On Road Dead
>> 
>> Simon
>Fix Or Replace Daily


	Ahehm........First On Race Day ;-)
From: 00sgmoses@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: you hve to read this....
Date: 15 Dec 92 20:20:48 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

I am posting this gospel of the Burro in hopes that we here at Ball State are
not the last of the great horse haters.  Our numbers are dwindling in the face
of modern religion and widespread horse breeding, but we will survive. Any
comments via e-mail are welcome.

The Story Of Pepe: In the Beginning

In the beginning, god created Burros, and the Burros were good.  They far
exceeded his hopes he had for his first try at creating life, humans.  The
burros were invited into Eden after the first man and woman were exiled. 
Again, his only request was that the burros not eat from the tree of knowledge. 
So it went, for many years the burros froliced amidst the wonders of Eden. The
most boisterous of the burros created was named Edward, son of Hubert, son of
Skippy of the house of Dewy(not to be confused with Wilendorf who was a little
taller than Dewy).  Anyway, Ed was in the orchard with his brother burro,
Phil. Ed said to Phil, "why don't we take a bite of the fruit of the tree of
knowledge, maybe the big guy is not so uptight about it anymore"  Phil said
unto Ed (being a true and good burro)"I don't think this is wise, god will be
pissed."  Ed, in an act of defiance, ate an apple from the tree, and suddenly
realized that he was not a burro at all, but a horse!  God appeared immediately
and said "Who took a bite now?"  Ed hollered at god (horses are so stupid) why
did you not tell me I was a Horse??  God knew immediately who the culprit was,
but he asked Phil to test his honor, and Phil told him the whole story.  God
said unto Ed, " from this point forward, all of your kind will walk on all
fours, and have no joy from licking burros.  You will beg for sugar cubes and
carrots, and APPLES from those stupid humans for the rest of your days. You
will be cursed among burrokind, they will shun you.  You will be forced to
help humans, they will ride your back and you will pull their garden
implements.  They will dress you in silly colors and ride you in circles and
make you count for them."  After that, god rested and kicked out all of the
horses and burros.  He kicked over the tree of knowledge and burnt the garden
to the ground muttering something about starting out smaller next time.  So this
began the eternal rift between the cursed horses and the saintly burros which
we so adore now.

Next post:  The coming and going of St.Pepe the Supreme BurroLicker

Courtesy:

The second but almost third Church of Pepe, Headquarters: San Juan Capistrano

Brad Howell, Professor of Useless Knowledge, Ball State University- Head Burro
Tender

Scott Moses, His High Burroness

Alexa Wallace, Chief Investigator, anti-equine affairs division.
From: frank2@odie.ee.wits.ac.za
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Four feet (was Re: Elephant jokes!!!!)
Date: 14 Dec 92 15:40:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: odie.frank2.15
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Novell Users).

In article <1992Dec14.085025.26339@physchem.ox.ac.uk> pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs) writes:


>Q: Why do elephants have 4 feet.
>A: Because they'd look silly with 6 inches.

No shit! Here in Africa we have the opportunity to see an elephant's four 
feet dragging along the ground behind him in the wild. It's either a very 
impressive - or humbling - sight. Probably quite exciting if you're an 
elephant cow though (or just a sicko pervert).
From: deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: baby jokes if u please.
Date: 11 Dec 92 19:33:08 GMT
Organization: Heurikon Corporation, Madison, WI


In article <8072@lib.tmc.edu> drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu (David Gutierrez) writes:
>In article <1946@heurikon.heurikon.com> deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
>writes:
>>           This is so disgusting that I just ralphed all
>>           over my printer! 
>>
>>           Sorry for the ranting, but tasting my lunch
>>           twice really excited me.
>
>Now if you really want a thrill, you have an unparalleled opportunity to taste
>your lunch for a third time...
>



 Well, I took your advice and licked every last drop off the ol' Epson.

 Not bad. Not bad at all. Problem is, all the little chunkies started
 getting stuck in my teeth, and when I tried picking some out of a back
 molar, well, the gag reflex ocurred and now my keyboard's a MESS.

 I hate to admit it, but that Big Mac is getting tastier every time!






ttyl, Bete noire.
--
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                        \                       what     is   
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade,alt.best.of.internet
From: Jeff-Randall@uiuc.edu (Jeff Randall)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
X-Aka: Upholder
Reply-To: Jeff-Randall@uiuc.edu (Jeff Randall)
Organization: The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (UIUC)
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 05:35:24 GMT

damon@umbc4.umbc.edu (Mr. Damon Kelly; ACS (RJE)) writes:
>[Various examples of downsizing computers to the n^(-infinity) deleted]
>You know, I've done something that I've determined impossible to do,
>which is attempting to read this thread without plodding through attributed
>material:
>I've piped each article through "tail" and "more."  'Tis amazing what a hu-
>man can do with the tools that already exist.

>Do I dare challenge anyone to "top that?"

you might miss some... you don't know what argument to give to tail...
I suggest that instead you pipe the article through 'grep -v \>' which 
will cover most people... 

(afterall, some people change their attribution character, but unless 
they were the last person to reply, or all of the people replying 
changed it, then you're covered... =)

-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pochanay@cae.wisc.edu (Adisak Pochanayon)
Subject: Re: SMILIES!! :-)
Organization: U of Wisconsin-Madison College of Engineering
Date: 11 Dec 92 17:54:01 CST

    And then there's the smiley I created....


             :)\<-8    

       (smiley beating off with his left hand)

    others :)>-< 

     8{   Smiley in disguise
     :{)  Smiley with a moustache
     :)X-<  Smiley with a bowtie

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: carey@horton.Colorado.EDU (CAREY GREGORY)
Subject: Re: Elephant jokes!!!!
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 23:18:31 GMT

What's gray and comes in quarts?



Elephants!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Subject: Re: ascii pics to follow
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 14:56:58 GMT

well, where'd they go? I really did get a "post ok"!
alright, I'll try again...


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chrispy@hardy.u.washington.edu (Chris Prince)
Subject: Re: PC manifesto
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 15:46:20 GMT

In article <31121@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com> you@ems.cdc.com writes:
>In article <1992Dec12.191518.1@jaguar.uofs.edu>, dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>|> About all this PC crap...
>|> How is my personal computer going to save the world from racism?
>
>Don't know, but there are some peopl who are so racist that they
>only hove white keys on their pianos!!  ;-)

	Atleast we know they aren't sharp.....get it?

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jlien@kean.ucs.mun.ca
Subject: Re: Test
Organization: Memorial University. St.John's Nfld, Canada
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 21:19:28 GMT


>>Keywords: Test
>>Like it says, this is a test.
  
   Nah.. I prefer quizes myself.
 
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From: bfoo_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Brian E. Foont)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Jesus and Chanukah
Date: 13 Dec 92 02:41:10 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester Computing Center

In article <1992Dec12.180450.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>Ive been noticing this strangely placed argument over what holidays Christ
>celebrated...
>He did NOT celebrate Channukah.  Christ is older than that. Not all Jewish
>holidays date back to ancient history
>He did NOT celebrate Christmas, even as his birthday.  Christmas is NOT
>Christs' birthday, it is just a remembrance of his birth, but it does not
>correspond to his date of birth.
>The bible does list several traditional holidays he DID celebrate, 
>most especially the feast of booths, passover, etc.
>now please, no more discussion on this.

While this is inappropriate to rec.humor this fellow is a JOKE of a
historian.  Jesus according to all estimates was born after year 0.
The story of Chanukah took place prior to 353 BCE, and as a celebration
was proclaimed shortly thereafter.  It was not a major festival.
Whether or not Jesus celebrated could not be determined, however some
people during his life certainly were.
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