From: cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Danny tries to be sneaky (was Re: Tina Martin: You are my hero!!!)
Date: 21 Jan 1993 16:44:01 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, desiree@netcom.com (dmc) says:

>In an real attempt to be witty and cute, DannyBoy Holmes, posted a
>milder version of an article that he emailed to me. I have elected to
>respond, on-line, to the email version since it is much more amusing...

Here we see the testosterone-filled-desiree-no-life trying to show the rest
of the community her beautiful plumage. It is believed in the NL community
that if a flame is attempted at a with-life community member, that the lovely
plumage is viewed by all.

>
>Danny Boy Holmes sez:
>> In a previous article, desiree@netcom.com (dmc) says:
>> 
>> >In article <1jk1vdINN9k0@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu
>> > (Daniel K. Holmes) lavishly laps at TeenyTinyTina with:
>> >
>> >	I nominate this for the *best* on-line wannafuck of the decade...
>> >
>> >	So, danny, what's the problem?  You get cut off at home 
>> >recently?  
>
>
>> BWAAHAAAHAAAHAAA, Oh Desiree, you fuckin' kill me.
>
>	BWAAAAHHHHH Danny, I only wish that were true.  Then we'd not
>be bothered by fat little boys like thee...
>
>> (wipes a tear from the laughter). See Tina? This is what I mean by a loser.
>
>	Hahahahhahahahaaha.  Excuse me while I roll on the floor.
>Danny, you really have been playing with the nuclear sillyputty at the
>Lab for far too long.  You have really turned from a Dildo, into a
>DimwittedDildo -- no wonder you're looking to fuck the likes of TeenyTinyTina.
>What's the matter, wifey cut off your nookie and you are getting tired
>of trying to decide which hand works best?

Note the colorful vocabulary used by the testosterone-filled-desiree. The 
colorful images given off. This too gives an image of beautiful plumage.
And since masterbation is so relevant to the NL community, you see the many
references to this act. Very impressive.
>
>> I realize you already know, but for the record, it is someone that has so
>> little of a life that they NEED to butt into EVERYONE elses.
>
>	No actually. I have a life, I just have this thing about LIKING
>to butt into other's lifes -- kinda like watching All the Family in
>realtime, ya know?  

This is a rare and extraordinary sight. The testosterone-filled-desiree 
ACTUALLY attempts to camaflauge herself as a With-life. shhhhhhhhh, let's
watch this quietly and see if the attempt fails.

>> Oh yeah, Desiree, for the record, I am one of the yucky smokers. And I am
>> also 6'2" at 240...probably a tad over what Tina is looking for.
>
>	I don't care if you blow your brains out Danny.  Why do you
>continually tell me your size?  Buffons don't intimidate me.  Bigfat
>buffons are a joke.  Get it, Danny?

Uh oh. She lost it. Here we see that she only got a response to her previous
posting and didn't realize that no intimidation was intended. And we also
notice that again she attacks a With-Life. Maybe with time and energy, the
testosterone-filled-desiree will be able to hide among the WL community 
without being spotted immediately.

>	
>> But depending how you look at it...I guess you could classify it as...wanna
>> fuck with these losers? Then, you would be correct.
>
>	Oh such a twisty chap you are Holmes. 
> 
>> Have a pleasant day....I know that would piss you off.
>
>	Actually it is a quite pleasant day.  And it didn't piss me off
>in the least -- you are truly fun to play with.  Like playing in an
>shooting gallery -- and I never run outta dimes.  Whamo! You're a sitting
>duck Danny.
>
Ah, here we see her giving reference to another of the NL community. The
rarely seen arcade-from-dawn-to-dusk no-lifer. But with the reference to the
dimes, it appears she left this other community many years ago.
>
>> BWAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA
>
>	You trying to fuck sheep these day too Danny?  Or you just
>calling your wife in from the field?
>
Beastiality is also common to the NL community. Here, the testosterone-filled-
desiree is trying to be cordial and friendly to the WLifer. Unfortunately,
this type of greeting is often mistaken as a flame and is acted on accordingly.

This is the main reason that the 2 communities rarely are seen together.

We hope you have enjoyed todays "Boring Kingdom" and we hope you join us again
for another episode coming soon.

Merlin Parkins.
-- 
Daniel K. Holmes            | "You can still smell the roses when you're
cd975@cleveland.freenet.edu | running with them in your hand. Memories are
Holmes@vaxt.llnl.gov        | the true measure of life. Make all you can."
                            | --Garth Brooks