HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Need excuses
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 18:10:15 GMT

In article <7423@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

>Me on the phone: `Rebecca, I'm expecting Mr.  [name deleted] to phone
>this afternoon.  Could you tell him I'm unavailable and give him a
>message?'

>Rebecca [the gorgeous pouting secretary, pencil in hand]: `Yes, of
>course.  What is the message?'
  [ .... ]
>Suggestions please?

Send Rebecca to:

	13000 S. Memorial Parkway
	Huntsville, Alabama, USA, 35812

	Attn: Internet Coordinator

Promptly.

Then get an answering machine or voice mail with the "no longer in service"
recording on it.

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
    The most dangerous person in the world is Jessica Fletcher.
        Everywhere she goes, people die.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: CAN WE REALLY BE SURE THAT...
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 01:34:25 GMT

In <1992Aug31.210015.29732@mail.cornell.edu> John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu> writes:

>In article <Btv4n1.Ksn@cs.dal.ca> Steve Franklin, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca writes:

>(Lots of homophobic infantile annoying drivel mercifully omitted)
ahaha - for whos' benefit? certainly not mine! yours maybe?

>1) I *told* you there was line noise.  Sure, I lied.  Whaddaya want, a 
>    lousy smiley, fer chissakes?
   No - a lousy smiley would have implied that you were trying to be
funny, when you amply failed.

>    correction.  If bizzareness is defined by majority vote of teebee posters,
>    I bet I'd win in this case. 
I fully expect to fail miserably. I guess I derive some warped sense of
entertainment from this. However, I just can't see myself being happy
until I have a group named after myself.
   (come on - think about it... alt.fan.steve-franklin has such a ring
to it!)

>   net.  Please leave, or at least use your unix-clodliness and/or your Mac
>   snobbism (?) to rewrite Nuntius so that I could have the pleasure of kill-
>    filing you.   And how many responses to your stupid "am I in your

   that nuntius is a bit of a bitc* to use eh? Damn save file is so 
huge in the system folder. Oh well, lucky that we ALL don't use a mac plus.

>  Sheesh.  Somebody else take over, please.
   Getting a little tired are we? Wouldn't surprise me if you over-exerted
yourself this time, but I'm sure you'll recover. Nice try though. Actually
quite entertaining.

   See ya John

steve


>.sig under construction...
  (we're still waiting for this damn .sig by the way)

steve
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: kohli (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Subject: Re: KILLFILE CHECK! Please read!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.flame,alt.little.league
Summary: another fine day in the lab
Reply-To: kohli@aslmr.med.ge.com (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Organization: Cheesemaster International, and Associates
	<BtvKpJ.1DA@cs.dal.ca>
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 16:35:06 GMT

>In <9208311855.AA08552@bailey.cpac.washington.edu> joshua@CPAC.WASHINGTON.EDU (Joshua Geller) writes:
<>   I'm in your killfill or not. 
>>you are now.
<
>You know, that's very witty. And very original. I'm glad to see that 
<the entire audience of bizarre is so exceptionally creative. You guys
>are about as bizarre as ... well, I'll let you complete that one.
<   Awhh, this is nothing. I want to be in each and everyone of your killfiles
>by the end of the month. IN fact, I want my own newsgroup.
<   alt.fan.steve-franklin
>(I'm gonna be a star)
<
>meanwhile, I laugh at the prospect that you might be reading this joshie,
<because you're too stupid to figure out what a KILLFILE even is. 
>
<steve
>-- 
<aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
>sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
<qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
>zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA
<

deep within its plastic womb, the child stirs.
sitting up, looking around, it reaches for the
paint brush.  it sees the signs which it hates
and crawls to the first one.  it knows not what
the sign means, and it questions not that it
has any value.  with the brush, it makes similar
word structures screaming in abject satisfaction
so that the sign makers would cherish their
defeat at its hands.

outside the bubble, the watchers, chagrined,
shake their heads disparagingly, then go about
their business.  the escape instructions will
be replaced later.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: THE COMPLETE CHRISTIAN DICTIONARY
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 92 00:57:25 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.



damn		-> darn
damnation	-> darnnation
clamshell	-> clamsheck
cockleshell	-> cocklesheck
eggshell	-> eggsheck
hell		-> heck	
hellbender	-> heckbender	
hellebore	-> heckebore	
hellfire	-> heckfire	
hellgrammite	-> heckgrammite	
hellish		-> heckish	
hello		-> hecko	
Mitchell	-> Mitcheck	
nutshell	-> nutsheck	
Othello		-> Othecko	
schelling	-> schecking	
shell		-> sheck	
Shelley		-> Sheckey	
tortoiseshell	-> tortoisesheck	

-- 
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cj gypsy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 07:07:26 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.181105.27695@mail.cornell.edu> John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu> writes:
>
>Jeezus, Roger.  Image or not, reputation or not, Sarcasso or not, why
>don't you chill out a bit?

because he wants the attention REAL BAD.
my mother-in-law's dogs shit on the floor
when they want attention, too.

m

if only i could put him in EVERYBODY'S killfile
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Interconnection
Date: 1 Sep 92 17:53:54 GMT
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada

In <1992Sep1.162703.8046@mail.cornell.edu> jea1@Cornell.edu (John Austin) writes:


>Also seems to me that this could be a
>tremendous force for good (and bizarre) in the world.  Who knows?  Maybe it
>is.
Don't kid yourself. no one sane reads USENET - you ain't gonna change
the world on USENET, but you can enjoy yourself. Now, onto the next
question.

>What I want to know is why some people are so persistant in being jerks, in
>the face of clear evidence that they are unwelcome.  Attention-getting
>behavior, masochism, getting their own newsgroup(?!?), stoopidity, general
>misanthropy, bad upbringing and/or insufficient family values, or specific
>anencephaly?

   Purely for the adrenalin rush. 
ALT.FAN.STEVE-FRANKLIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Also, what is it about t.b (I'll never say t**b** again) that attracts these
>folks?  And is it better to ignore them?  Well?

Rule #1 - if you don't like it, don't read it
rule #2 - don't listen to rule #1 if you feel like flaming someone
rule #3 - ask yourself, do I hate to love those stupid posts, or do I love
          to hate those posts. Either way, you're enjoying them subconsciously,
          and should continue to read them. 
rule #4 - If you know elvis, don't admit it. "Elvis Lives" posts are very
          unpopular. 
rule #5 - rules 1-4 are a bunch of bullshi*

>Has been the occasional ascent into literature/art.  But why the hatred and
>bigotry?  Can't that be taken some other place? Like, can't we all just get
>along?

Ascent into literature and art? What's that doing here? Where is the hatred
and bigotry? Tsk tsk... It's all a facade my friend. When I replied to your
post, I was having FUN. You're taking things much too seriously. I have no
qualm with any of the individuals here, but enjoy my posts too much to
stop (until sep. 14th anyways). Just go with the flow, and ride the tide!
   Cheers.

steve
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: dental dams
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 19:24:09 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Sep1.131828.4733@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>In article <9208290118.24@rmkhome.UUCP>, rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
> 
>|> Personally, I'd throw up a sheetrock wall, with some of that fake brick
>|> trim.
>
>you throw up sheetrock?  i realize that aluminum might hurt more
>as it moved up the throat, but wouldn't it stand up better over
>time?


/nelson@eastrg1/h:j

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: The wages of advertising are death
Summary: Life Magazine, 7 April 1910
Organization: data here now
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 19:05:08 GMT


             REBUILD YOUR OVERWORKED PHYSIQUE INTO
                   STURDY STRENGTH AND VIGOR

How often do you come home at night too dogged tired to even respond
to the pleasant reception awaiting you?  Life's struggle becomes
more and more intense as the twentieth century progresses.  mentally
and physically you must conserve your energies, build up your
strength and equip yourself for the test.  You must have sleep, good
digestion, steady nerves, bone and muscle, clear mind.  These can be
secured, maintained an enhanced by the use of

                         PABST EXTRACT
                       THE "BEST" TONIC

Being an extract of rich barley malt and choicest hops, it furnishes
nourishment in predigested form and acts as a tonic.  A esire for
food is stimulated and power furnished to the system to draw
quicker, better and greater energy from what you eat.  At the same
time, the gentle, soothing effects of the hops restore your nerves
to their normal state.  Peaceful and refreshing sleep is induced,
the brain strengthened and new life given to tired muscles.

   Physicians of repute everywhere are constantly vouching for
   the merits of Pabst Extract, The "Best" Tonic, by recommending
   it to strengthen the weak and build up the overworked; to
   relieve insomnia and conquer dyspepsia; to help the anaemic
   and aid the nervous; to assist nursing mothers and invigorate
   old age.

Order A Dozen From Your Druggist Today        Insist Upon It Being Pabst

 A library slip, good for Books and Magazines, is packed with each bottle.

Booklet and picture, "Baby's First Adventure" sent free on Request.

Pabst Extract Co.   Dept. 12    Milwaukee, Wis.


AjD
next: anheuser-busch's cure-all
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: the wicker man goes swimming
Organization: The NorWEB Federation
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 18:44:18 GMT

tim@crash.canon.co.uk wrote:
> Remember the boy with a thumb and the dike with a hole?
> Well, it's happening all over again:


	This is my favorite out-of-context snippet of the week.



--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
Business.  Numbers.  Money.  People.
Time.  Travel.  Communication.  Entertainment.
Little.  Yellow.  Different.  Better.
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: YOUR LIFE IN RUINS
Date: 3 Sep 92 04:16:15 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <Bty7Kv.1u6@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <1992Aug29.005010.23066@ultb.isc.rit.edu> adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams) writes:
>> For those who live near Washington DC, the Capital of God's Own
>>Chosen Country, there will be a gathering of t.b readers. This event
>>will take place on Monday, August 31st (1992, for those reading this
>>on the CD ROM archives). We will meet in the Mall, near the Metro
>>exit, at noonish.
>
>Oh, great.  That's what I get for being a week behind reading talk.bizarre.
>Finally someone holds a near-BOB within a thousand miles, and I miss it.
>

Obviously, we'll have to have a Mass-BOB that beckons with promises of
great depravity and moral dissipation, and everyone will roll in from
around the country.

And we'll have it at your house. :-)

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP! (was: Re: STOP this crap)
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 19:22:49 GMT

In <p94fafc@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:

>In article <la06lbINNsrp@aludra.usc.edu>, rone@aludra.usc.edu writes:
>|Quit the feminist/antifeminist bullshit.
>|This is talk.bizarre.
>|We hate men and women alike.

>Misanthropy is not my artistic mode in t.b.  Bemused
>befuddlement is.  I have no problem with reading stuff from
>people whose stance *is* utterly misanthropic.
>that you're white, male, and not poverty-stricken.  You are
>utterly clueless.  Shut up, listen, and learn something.

who is this? Sheezus, how does one say "shut-up" politely yet bizarrely
in such a forum? In alt.flame, you flame - in alt.sex, you make fun of
their lack-thereof... In comp.sys.mac, you make IBM jokes. But, how
oh how do you tell someone to shut up in talk.bizarre?
(heh, I'm sure I'll get this answered in spades, just like from my
last post)
   Well, in any case, I would never killfile an individual, but I have
the right to laugh at them. CJ, I would probably forgive your opinions
if you were not such a ... butthead? But, I have oh-so-much respect
for you since I saw that gif you posted to talk.abortion. That pensive
shot of you showed me that you're a feminist NOT because men harass
you, but because men DON'T harass you. I don't know too many
attractive women who are actually feminists, but clearly that's not something
you have to deal with. 

ObNote: Just because we don't agree with your absolutely arcane thoughts
   doesn't mean that we're clueless... We just think your ideas suck.

steve
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From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: MAKING FUN OF JEWS
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:37:56 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN SOC.CULTURE.JEWISH tichauer@valpso.hanse.de (Manfredo Tichauer) writes:
)
)                            H A W A I I
)                            ===========
)
)HONOLULU
)--------
)Syns.:- Chabad of Hawaii (O), 4851 Kahala Av. Tel.: (808)735-8161
)      - Cong.Sof Ma'arav (C), 2500 Pali Highway,96817. Tel.: (808) 373-1331 or


HOW CAN YOU HAVE A PROPER LU-OU WITHOUT A PIG!



carasso "this is my token mockery at the jewish people to shut cj up."

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hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 18:31:31 GMT

jbeer@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jason R. Beerhalter) writes:

>>Remember that skit where dave and paul went to that town meeting and the
>>Amish robbed them?

>What did Dave say, "Let's clean house!," I believe...
>That was great!

Yea..hah..pretty funny. Still not as good as "DAVID LETTERMAN: HAIRCUT COP"
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: My many admirers are at it yet again.
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 12:12:52 GMT

In <6059@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>It is also curious because two months ago they were making
>me take lie-detector tests to prove I was not gay and now they think I'm
>shacking up with an enlisted babe.

Now you see -- if you had only thrown that first lie detector test, they'd
be leaving you alone now.  You just don't ever think ahead, do you?
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: FEMALE GYMNASTS
Date: 26 Aug 92 14:36:00 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.sports.olympics,alt.olympics.medal-tally,soc.women
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: rdc@netcom.com's message of 25 Aug 92 17:09:47 GMT



In article <2wanl8q.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:


   Today's LA Times:

   Canadian researchers say young female gymnasts pay too dear a price in
   their intense training for the Olympics.  University of British
   Columbia specialists who recently completed a 40-month study of 100
   top female gymnasts in the province say their injuries and hours of
   training compare to hardships suffered by children working in coal
   mines in the 19th Century.


Yeh, but what did the get:

Coal Miner's Daughters:
 - Coal
 - Black Lung
 - Another day older and deeper in debt

Gymnasts:
 - Picture on magazine covers
 - Product endor$ements
 - h00ters when they quit training and their hormones go back to normal.
    (or as Newsweak put it: "boobs and a butt")


Seems fair to me.



jv <-  "boobs and a butt"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: BATS......BATS
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 92 01:07:04 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
Distribution: ca

IN REC.PETS reeder@mailhub.scf.lmsc.lockheed.com (Boyd Reeder) writes:
)
)I would like to know if fruit bats make good pets. If so
)where can I obtain one or more. And if not are there any bats 
)that do make good pets.
)	thanks
)		boyd reeder

BE AFRAID.
BE VERY AFRAID.

-- 
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cj gypsy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: marks of distinction
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 06:33:29 GMT

so while the painters were in making a mess of my sleeping schedule,
the landlady's daughter passed on a few tales of the apartment's
sordid past.

for example, in the late fifties and early sixties, my apartment
was lived in by a nobel-prize-winning chemist.  in fact, he's the
person who paid for the wallpaper which is currently peeling off
the dining room walls.

so, like, not only have i had the opportunity to pass up meeting
a number of nobel prize winners, but for the past year i've been
breathing nobel-ridden dust.


M.
just *so* impressed, no, *really*



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: dream analysis
X-Xxdate: Sat, 29 Aug 92 16: 54:19 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 15:48:01 GMT

In article <p564mj8@fido.asd.sgi.com> C J Silverio,
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com writes:
>I dreamed about Mr Gooley last night.  Nobody morphed 
>into anybody else, but I'm still not going to post
>what the dream was about.
>
>---
>c j silverio
>suffice to say I'm never going to make offers like
>that to anybody ever again

Ok, mgooley.  Not only did you personally blow it, you've also 
a) given nighmares to an apparently very nice person with a swell 
workstation and 
b) robbed any virgin(s?) of any future hope.

I hope you're satisfied.


.sig under construction...

John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: Once in sync, always in sync
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 03:23:56 GMT

In article <1992Aug23.222225.28828@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
*grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
*: For those of you who don't think a Milk & Cheese discussion belongs here, 
*: you've never read it.  Shame on you.
*
*No, it's when everybody's read it and after you've read it for the first time
*you think it's the absolute height of wit and after reading it and hearing it
*quoted thousands of times and seeing T-shirts everywhere that it ceases to
*belong here.

Hey, you forget...I'm in Mwaukee.  I've only met one other person who has read
it, and the only T-shirt I've seen has been the one on my body.  If you recall,
I've never actually quoted Milk & Cheese in length here.  I've mearly urged
everyone to go out and read it so you'll hear it everywhere and be annoyed.
My fiendish plot is a success!

Hey, chaos, forget that funeral.  We don't read Milk & Cheese here; it's a
social cesspool here.


Mark "If only I could hear Milk & Cheese quoted thousands of times...." Lippert
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: androgyny
Date: Tue,  1 Sep 92 11:39:55 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

The Goolster writes:
: There are some strikingly beautiful women here who do not look androgynous,
: except that many of them are very tall.

The ones that have been cut off at the knees are of course locked firmly
away in sundry domestic havens.

Moral: Bring your own tools and do the job yourself.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: Re: short drug-free confession
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 17:12:45 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <1992Aug28.090925.19047@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com  
(hippolyte) writes:
*
*do what you want, but leave me out of it.  i promise
*not to inflict my vices on you if you will extend me
*the same courtesy. 

Uh, tell me about your vices, and I'll tell you about mine. I might like yours  
better.

*i expect i would enjoy smoking pot
*about as much as you would enjoy using an epilady.


That *entirely* depends on *where* we use the epilady.
To borrow a "t.b catch-phrase", Been There, Done That.
Really *was* kind of fun.  In a different sort of way.
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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: THINGS TO YELL IN YOUR THINLY WALLED APARTMENT
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 06:45:11 GMT

(Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:

>"So, you've been a naughty girl, have you?!  Break out the restrains,
>whips, and hot fudge."

Poor, poor dog, you're for it again!

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