From: maus@fid.morgan.com (Malcolm Austin)
Subject: LaserQuiz - Round Two!
Organization: Morgan Stanley & Co., New York, NY
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 14:26:47 GMT


This is Round Two of the LaserQuiz.  (See rules at bottom.)  

Entries for Round Two will be accepted until 5:00pm, Monday, 8/31/92.
At that time results and scores will be posted.  Send entries to
maus@fid.morgan.com.  Please do not post answers.

Remember, the answers for Round One and Round Two are identical!
However, the Round Two quotations are a lot easier than Round One
(disgustingly so, in some cases), especially when considered together
with the Round One quotations, which are repeated here for your
convenience.

Your combined score will be (2 x Round One) + Round Two.  Since the
answers are identical, this really means getting one right on Round
One is worth three times as much as getting it on Round Two.

If you submitted an entry for Round One, that entry will automatically
be used for Round Two.  You can submit additional answers, of course,
and/or change your answers from Round One.

During Round One, I acknowledged all entries I received.  Since I will
be out of the office next week, no acknowledgements will be made for
Round Two.

A reminder: questions 5, 11, 12, 20, 21, and 24 require you to
identify two characters for full credit.

Enjoy!


LASERQUIZ: ROUND TWO

1-1) "Prisney has already done this?"
1-2) "A film in which you will see the music and listen to the 
drawings!"

2-1) "I'm feeling a little 'anxious', if you know what I mean."
2-2) "We've come for your daughter, Chuck."

3-1) "How do two porcupines make love?  Very carefully."
3-2) "She mates and she kills.  Your question is, does she love?"

4-1) "I think we might begin with the one or two Latin terms."
4-2) "I ended by falling on my knees and pledging my eternal love.  
And you know that, at that time, and for several hours afterwards,
I actually meant it."

5-1) "My sensory apparatus reveals to me."  
     "Ah, right."  
     "This is fun!"
5-2) "Why, that would mean that . . . I really don't know what the 
outside universe is like at all for certain."
     "That's it!  That's it!"
     "Intriguing.  I wish I had more time to discuss this matter."

6-1) "My conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent 
for reasons which, at this moment, must be all too obvious."
6-2) "With the proper breeding techniques, and a ratio of, say, ten
females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their
way back to the present Gross National Product within, say, twenty 
years."

7-1) "C'mon and dress me up in liverwurst and Camembert cheese!"
7-2) "What other instruments are there, pray tell?  Scratchy violins?
Screechy piccolos?  Nauseating trumpets?  Et cetera, et cetera!"

8-1) "We fight for men and women whose poetry is not yet written, 
but which will presently be as enviable and as renowned as any."
8-2) "If you men will take no pay, then none of us will!"

9-1) "Are you having a run on the banks there yet?  Well, it's rather 
brutal here.  We're advising our clients to put everything they've got
into canned food and shotguns."
9-2) "We want to be civilized.  I mean, you take a look at this fellow
here. . . . Now, was that civilized?  No, clearly not.  Fun, but in no
sense civilized."

10-1) "You have the cool, clear eyes of a seeker of wisdom and truth."
10-2) "Yet there's that upturned chin, and the grin of impetuous youth!"

11-1) "And that is the Specific Theory of Relativity.  Isn't it?"  
      "Amazing, but true."
      "Now then, you have to show me your legs!"
11-2) "Look, could I explain something to you?"
      "Certainly.  What?"
      "The Theory of Relativity."
      "All of it?"
      "No, just the Specific.  The General Thoery's a little bit too
complicated to go into this late, don't you think?"

12-1) "Is your heart black and full of hate?"
      "Black as midnight, black as pitch.  Blacker than the foulest 
witch."
12-2) "The creature is crowned with a single spiral reaching like an
antenna straight to Heaven."
      "I get the point, Lord."

13-1) "The war starts at midnight, does it?  We attack at six!"
13-2) "We're going to teach him Total War."  ["How?"]  "Capture him.
War starts at midnight, but we're going to bag him hours before that.
Nazi methods, you know."  

14-1) "Geez, mon, I'm surrounded by amateurs!  If you want something
done, you've got to do it yourself.  First, we've got to create . . .
the mood."
14-2) "What would her father say?  I'll tell you what her father'd say!
He'd say he's going to kill himself a crab, that's what her father'd
say!"

15-1) "I'll make a good Gordon, Gordon."
15-2) "It's an electric briefcase.  The lock is electric.  I have to
charge it.  Would you have an adapter?"

16-1) "The steel cube was brilliant?"
16-2) "Chapter One.  He was as tough and romantic as the city he loved.
Behind his black-rimmed glasses was the coiled sexual power of a jungle
cat.  (I love this.)  New York was his town, and it always would be."

17-1) "Dear Avid Fan, Inherit my mantle and surpass my achievements."
17-2) "Momentos for you at Baltimore Central, Left Luggage.  Ticket
number 72683."

18-1) "I'm being followed.  Can you do anything about it?"  
     ["Yes, I can."]
18-2) "Didn't you hear what I said?  I want to be taken to police
headquarters.  I'm a dangerous assassin.  I'm a mad killer on the
loose."
     ["You ought to be ashamed of yourself."]

19-1) "Do you remember, when you first came here, how you hated
chickens?  How you were sick when you even saw one?  But all that is
over now, for I have shown you how foolish it was, and your cure is
nearly done.  I have taught you to love chickens, to love their flesh,
their voice."
19-2) "I was born without earlobes, a well-known congenital distinction
of Bleuchamp ancestry."

20-1) "Pays his bills prompty with money earned as a costume jewelry 
salesman, wholesale.  Kept to himself.  None of his neighbors got close
to him or his wife."
      "Yeah, well, I think they missed their chance with her."
20-2) "Important, huh?"
      "Well, it's probably nothing important at all.  It's just a 
little neighborhood murder, that's all." 

21-1) "I am that horror."  
      "It's a bit late for apologies, isn't it?"
21-2) "Yes, that's it.  It's all right when I hear the music."
      "Since you're undoubtably going to hear the music, it's 
undoubtably going to be all right.  The music is all that matters,
and nothing but the music."

22-1) "Some kind of prehistoric throwback of an airfield called 
Edwards.  They got some kind of weird, mad monk squadron up here, 
you know?"
22-2) "This individual combines many of the plus factors that we've
mentioned: uh, ease with flames, comfort at heights, and, uh, agility
in the splashdown phase."

23-1) "Here you are, out in the open, where any hep person knows that 
this one is toting that one around for you.  Are we kids or what?"
23-2) "The day I can't get along without a press agent's handout, I'll
close up shop and move to Alaska, lock, stock, and barrel."

24-1) "How long?"  
      "Minutes, hours, days, weeks, months.  Time!"
      "Let me give you a few dollars just to tide you over."
24-2) "The armor, right?  What'd you get for it?"
      "Two hundred marks."
      "You got robbed.  But that happens"

25-1) "The warriors in the head then disperse to form the encircling 
horns, and the enemy is drawn in on the loins, and the horns close in 
on the back and sides."
25-2) "No, thanks, I'm a Boer.  The Zulus are the enemies of my blood."


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* The LaserQuiz General Rules
*
* - All of these quotations are taken from movies in my LaserDisc
*   collection.  (Hence, the name.)
*
* - For each quotation, I'm looking for the name of the movie and 
*   identification of the character(s) speaking.  Characters whose
*   lines are in brackets need not be identified.
*
* - Each question is worth 5 points.  The movie title is worth 3, and
*   the character(s) is worth 2.  No penalty for incorrect guesses.
*
* - The movie titles of the answers are in alphabetical order.
*
* - For full credit, the character(s) should be identified by name, if 
*   possible.  Full or partial credit (decided subjectively) is awarded
*   for descriptions.  Identifications based solely on an actor's name,
*   like "John Wayne's character" are worth 1 point.
*
* - Some quotations should be considered to have ellipses ( . . . ) at
*   the beginning or end.  For example, instead of "Mr. Smith, hand me
*   the piano," I may have put simply "Hand me the piano."  Or I may
*   have taken a line or two from a longer speech.  An ellipsis in the
*   middle of a quotation indicates a pause, not a deletion.
* 
* - 50 points will be deducted for any guesses involving the movies 
*   ALIENS, THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI, either BILL & TED movie,
*   TERMINATOR, or TERMINATOR 2, or any characters therefrom, even if 
*   correct.
*
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