From: cbar40@vaxa.strath.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Re: chesterfield.....YOU'RE NOTHING!!!
Date: 8 Oct 92 15:49:28 GMT
Organization: Strathclyde University VAX Cluster

In article <1992Oct8.120453.13113@phillip.edu.au>, t8914229@phillip.edu.au writes:
> MY BELOVED LIVERPOOL 4			chesterfield 1
> 
> well, you came close the first time but you're just NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
> you thought you had a chance against MY BELOVED but face it, you're just
> a bunch of shit and sneaking 4 past us at home in the first leg meant
> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Correction, and I don't want to be contentious here you understand, but
Chesterfield are not exactly in the league of Milan, Ajax or even Wimbledon. 
Chesterfield are a WEE TEAM, nay ... Chesterfield are MINNOWS.  The fact that
they went to Anfield (spelt TITANIC) and took FOUR goals leads me to believe
that the Liverpool defence are perhaps sieve like at times.  But NO! lest I get
carried away on the basis of one result let us examine the EPL table and see
where the Souness regime has taken Liverpool.  Are they at the top, neck for
neck with the BLackburn side of DALGLISH (spelt KING KENNY) I ask myself - no
Dan they are not!  Why it seems tht Liverpool are in the lower reaches of the
said division but ...

> MY BELOVED have now won 3 in a row!!!!!!!!! (limassol, sheffield wednesday
> and chesterfield - all in the space of a week and only conceding a total
> of 2 goals)  

Now once more we note the strength of the opposition.  Limassol narrowly beaten
in the final of last seasons European Cup or am I mistaken?  A FLUKE goal
against Sheffield to snatch a 1 - 0 (hardly a championship winning performance
was it?) and then a victory o'er a side from the bowels of English Football.
However let us see how these class vctories leave our Souness (spelt ARSE)
devotee, happy in success, gracious and eloquent, a subscriber to r.s.s. who's
notes are witty, intelligent, mannerly and yet reflective of their love for a
ONCE proud and successful side ...

> so, all you shits out there who have been heaping shit on MY
> BELOVED and GRAEME SOUNESS.  aren't you going to comment on things now?????
> if you can talk about MY BELOVED winning, how about when we are winning?????
> or, are your views only subjective (what you accuse me of being)?????  who
> gives a shit about what you all think anyway.

Oh yes indeed, truly a pleasure to read - a person straight from the Jimmy Case
finishing school. One who is a true fan yet willing to let others pass
criticism on a side which is GOING NOWHERE.  One who cares passionately about
the cause that is LFC and yet resorts to the pubescent outburst when things
just don't go their way or if someone disagrees.  Surely the line, and I quote,
"who gives a shit about what you all think anyway" is a fine display of The 
Tantrum.  A style reminiscent of GS at his most arrogant, a man who can pick a
fight with a tea lady!

Could I maybe profer a suggestion that if you don't care what others think on
the matter then maybe you should stop reading the newsgroup.  Alternatively if
you REALLY don't care and yet are so prone to these mood swings can I offer
Lithium as a suitable alternative?

Anyway, here we go, here we go, here we go!

> 
> 		GRAEME SOUNESS AIN'T GOING NOWHERE
> 		==================================

The supporters of 91 league clubs will be DELIGHTED to hear that.


But to finish, let's see how that tantrum develops ...

> if MY BELOVED lets him go, it will be their biggest mistake ever. 

I cannot believe that their biggest mistake ever was anything other than taking
him on again but please don't be angry with me, please don't, please!

>if only
> the LIVERPOOL fans in england were not so fickle.  when the team does
> badly, sack the manager.  well, i will stand by MY BELOVED no matter what
> and GRAEME SOUNESS should be given a chance, considering what he has been
> through.  given time, MY BELOVED will be back to greatness and NO STINKING
> PERSON OR TEAM ON THIS EARTH WILL COME CLOSE TO US!!!!!
> 

Tremendous!

And, as the CAPS LOCK frenzy reaches a climax ...

> 	LIVERPOOL F.C. RULES THE WORLD FOREVER AND EVER
> 	GRAEME SOUNESS RULES ALL MANAGERS
> 
> 	=================================
> 	| GRAEME SOUNESS - THE GREATEST |
> 	=================================

And this a team who can't beat Wimbledon at home!


With very best wishes
Dan
CBAR40@VAXA.STRATH.AC.UK
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