HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: peri@cco.caltech.edu (Michal Leah Peri)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Royko article: Next Time, Dan, Take Aim At Arnold
Date: 28 Sep 92 17:59:50 GMT
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Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
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mwertz1@cc.swarthmore.edu (Melanie Wertz) writes:

>4.  The greater irony to Quayle's opposition to Murphy is that she is a
>single parent BECAUSE she decided NOT to have an abortion.  I would think
>that Quayle would be pleased, not morally offended.

I think that what has Quayle tweaked is that Murphy accepted her
"punishment" (getting pregnant) as just a part of life and didn't 
atone for her "sin" of out-of-wedlock sex.

							--  Michal
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dks@MIT.EDU (dks)
Subject: Abortion is not an issue with the American people.
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 12:19:28 EST
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streeter@cs.unca.edu (Tom Streeter) writes:
> kenr@cabezon.uucp (Ken Richards) writes:
> >[From the Associated Press 9/24/92]
> >
> >Flying back to Washington on Wednesday night, Quayle told
> >reporters abortion "is not an issue with the American people."
> >
> >"It is a figment of your imagination if you think that this
> >is an issue that is talked about a lot. It's simply not the
> >coffee shop talk."
> 
> It gets better -- the reporter in question was Nina Totenberg of NPR,
> and the quote above was Quayle's response to a followup question
> Totenberg asked when she was sure she misunderstood him the first time
> he said it. [...]
>
> It had something to do with him trying to explain why Canada's
> health system wouldn't work here.


And it gets even better.  The gist of his argument
against a Canadian-style health care system was that
what we really need is "an American system."


Dhanesh

   And no, I'm not kidding: that's what the Vice Twerp said.
From: marca@ncsa.uiuc.edu (Marc Andreessen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The Last Word on "Potatoe".
Date: 3 Oct 92 17:55:29 GMT
Organization: Nat'l Center for Supercomputing Applications

In article <mjenkins.718116599@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca
(Michael Jenkinson) writes:

   Last week, the Globe & Mail (Canada's National Newspaper) ran a
   headline that spelled Ontario Premier Bob Rae's name "Raee."

   And according to Kirk LaPointe, Ottawa bureau chief for the Canadian
   Press wire service, the federal government commissioned a report
   wherein "potato" was spelled "potatoe" every time.

   So I expect to see as much ranting and raving over these two examples
   as there was over Quayle's spelling mistake.

Canadians.

'nuff said.

Marc

ps  At least you're not bitter.

--
Marc Andreessen
Software Development Group
National Center for Supercomputing Applications
marca@ncsa.uiuc.edu
From: erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.george-bush
Subject: Bush is Van Buren
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 09:34:18 PDT
Organization: Reigning Cats and Dogs
Reply-To: erics@infoserv.com
X-Mailer: uAccess - Macintosh Release: 1.6v1

Forget about the "Bush is Hoover" debate. Here are a few lines from
Steve Tally's _Bland Ambition_, a book which chronicles the exploits
of America's Veeps. During the 1988 campaign, Bush was disposed to draw
a comparison between himself and Martin Van Buren, who was the last
person elected president directly from the vice presidency. Now it can
be seen that the comparison is even more remarkable:

	When Andrew Jackson completed his second term as president, he was
	so popular that he was able to virtually appoint his successor.
	He chose his vice president, Martin Van Buren ...

	On Van Buren's triumphant inaugural day, he still seemed a bit small.
	Following his inaugural speech there was polite applause, but the
	spectators broke into wild cheers when Old Hickory appeared. "For
	once the rising sun was eclipsed by the setting sun," Senator Thomas
	Hart Benton commented.

	Van Buren's bland ambition had carried him all the way to the presidency,
	but once there, Van Buren, who had made a career out of vague promises,
	had no plan, no ideas. He also had few supporters in government,
	because no one was sure of exactly what he hoped to accomplish.
	The country was having economic difficulties when Van Buren was
	elected, and under his uncertain hand, the difficulties turned into
	a full-scale depression.

Oh yes, one other thing: Van Buren was defeated in his bid for re-election.

-----
Eric Smith
erics@infoserv.com
CI$: 70262,3610


Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: harbison@dbsun.uucp (harbison)
Subject: Re: Neo-Geography
Organization: BioMerieux-Vitek, St. Louis Mo.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 23:23:16 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.160913.4549@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh) writes:
> Eric Sieferman writes:
>> Meanwhile, back on Earth, let's propose a plan to name the
>> strip-mining pits in National Parks after GHWB, DQ, and/or
>> members of the first/second family.
>
> WHAT?  But this is the Environmental President!!!
>
> (Actually, I guess we really can call him that, because he only said
> he wanted to be the Environmental President -- he didn't say what he
> was going to DO to the environment!)

I think it is appropriate to call Bush "The Environmental President".
After all, more US citizens are living outside than ever before.  :-)


-- 
*realName: Phil Harbison
*mailName: harbison%dbsun.uucp@wupost.wustl.edu
*phoneList: 314-731-7475 (w) 314-272-9318 (h)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: puccio@media.mit.edu (Jim Puccio)
Subject: Re: Wanted: DQ's very confused quote in Europe
Organization: M.I.T. Media Laboratory
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 13:12:23 GMT

In article <1992Sep25.213629.2859230@locus.com> raymond@locus.com (R.R. Butte) writes:

> Mah Fellow Merkuns,

That's "Merkins" to you, buddy.  :)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: bryan@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov (Bryan L. Allen)
Subject: Re: Bumperstickers (Was: Mr. Casual Sex)
Followup-To: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Summary: Another Bush bumpersticker
Keywords: lunch volvo swastika 
Organization: Telos Corp.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 19:57:38 GMT

In article <D2150056.f0ul4c@erics.infoserv.com> erics@infoserv.com writes:
>
>madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann) writes:
>
>> Back to the bumper stickers: earlier I mentioned having seen only one
>> Bush/Quayle sticker in the Bay Area.  The interesting thing about the
>> BQ design is that "Bush" is in white, on deep blue, but "92" and "Quayle"
>> are in deep red, and very difficult to read against the blue.
>> 
>> Coincedence?
>
>I've seen two Bush bumperstickers in the Bay Area. One was in support
>of Bush/Quayle, the other said simply: BUllSHit.

Recent sighting, seen on a Volvo in the San Fernando valley (Los Angeles):

(Clinton-Gore sticker in lower left of rear window)
                                                       S     
(In lower right of rear window)--->  BBBB   U   U     S      H   H
                                     B   B  U   U    S   S   H   H
                                     BBBB   U   U     S S  S HHHHH
                                     B   B  U   U S  S S     H   H
                                     BBBB    UUU    S   S    H   H
                                                       S
                                                      S

(Yes, it was almost as illegible in the original. My advice to the
car's owner: whew, chill out, take another valium. Save it for '96).


-- 
            Bryan L. Allen       bryan@devvax.jpl.nasa.gov
            Telos Corp./JPL      (818) 306-6425
From: saxe@excalibur.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Royko article: Next Time, Dan, Take Aim At Arnold
Date: 26 Sep 92 16:26:24 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

In article <92270.003322KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu (Kurt Ludwick) writes:
>In article <15641@borg.cs.unc.edu>, saxe@chopin.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe) says:
>
>>So you're saying that if an unmarried woman finds herself pregnant, she
>>should have an abortion?
>
>"What else could Murphy have done?!? Oh, how terrible to criticize poor
>Murphy, she did the best she could..."
>
>Geez, this is like calling your pastor to ask him to pray for your favorite
>soap opera character.

Yet again, you duck the question.  The Quaylster said, as has been posted
here many times, that Murphy Brown's decision to raise the child herself is
not a valid "lifestyle alternative."  Therefore, he must have some opinion
as to what a valid decision was, unless he is just another vaucuous
neoconservative (definitely *not* what a *true* conservative feels)
demagogue.  So, which, do you think, is Dan's "right" model for action?

a) Aborting the fetus.

b) Giving up her child for adoption.

c) Going down to the local supermarket to pick herself out a husband.

Eddie "Assuming, of course, that he isn't a vaucuous demagogue" Saxe
-- 
 ____/|  Bill the Cat says "Vote Dave Barry | saxe@cs.unc.edu alias
 \ o.O|  for President!"  Actually, he says,| eddie@uncvx2.oit.unc.edu
  =(_)=  "ACK!  THPHTH!" but we're sure that| "That can't be my shirt.  My
    U    he's a Dave Barry supporter.       |  shirt doesn't snore."--G. Marx
From: srl@phyast.nhn.uoknor.edu (Steve Levengood)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Bumperstickers (Was: Mr. Casual Sex)
Keywords: lunch volvo swastika
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:00:46 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK, USA
Originator: news@kittyhawk.ecn.uoknor.edu

A bumper sticker I got from Sen. Tim Wirth's Denver staff reads:
	"Bush-Quayl '92 - Its a mistake"
-SRL
From: popec@unkaphaed.UUCP (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Marilyn's Indiscretions (and Teddy's comment)
Date: 6 Oct 92 02:30:25 GMT
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy

chesnutt@adobe.com (Stan Chesnutt) writes:

> In article <D2150056.f7018o@erics.infoserv.com> erics@infoserv.com writes:
> >
> >chesnutt@adobe.com (Stan Chesnutt) writes:
> >
> >> afc@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu writes:
> >
> >> >Q: Why did Teddy Kennedy say that DQ is not as dumb as it appears?
> >
> >> I prefer to think that Dan-o is indeed quite a bit more capable than most
> >> people believe.  Many people who know Quayle have stated this, but the ide
> >> is not given much credence due to Quayle's constant stream of gaffes.
> >
> >Uh oh. Sounds like another potential Quayle revisionist. There's a lot
> >of those people around that seem determined to impose Quayle on the
> >national scene for the next umpteen years. Well, if it comes to pass,
> >get used to the deer in the headlights look for a long time to come.
> >
> 
> Not so fast!  It would be great to have Dan somewhere in the public
> eye, perhaps as a host on late-nite infomercials.  But nowhere near
> the White House!
> 
> I care more for America than to vote for the Dynamically Inarticulate Duo.
> 
> Stan
> -- 
>  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>  Stan Chesnutt,  Adobe Systems			      chesnutt@mv.us.adobe.com


Hey!  He'd make a really fine sidekick for Jay Leno!  Jay could crack 
wise and Dan could grin winsomely and give us the "stare"!  It would be 
perfect!

--
popec@unkaphaed.UUCP (William C. Barwell)
Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: glass@adcalc.fnal.gov (Michael Glass)
Subject: Re: Outlaw Fire NOW!!!!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-a4  
Reply-To: glass@adcalc.fnal.gov
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory
Distribution:  world
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 03:00:41 GMT

Robert I Kesten responds to argument for gun control with:
> 
> Arsonists can do worse:
> 
> MGM Grand Hotel, Las Vegas - 84 dead
> Happyland Night Club, NY City - 80+ dead
> (?) Puerto Rico Hilton - 97 dead
> [numbers might be mixed up]
> 
In answer to which Drieux, just Drieux writes...
> 
>Robert Thank you for clarifying that we CLEARLY
>have a NEED to outlaw FIRE as it is DANGEROUS!!!!
>

But arson is ALREADY outlawed.  Only outlaws commit arson!  Clearly
the lesson here is that arson should be legalized, so we can protect
ourselves.

Keep a Molotov cocktail by your bed.  Better yet, keep a flamethrower.

Oops--now I am going to get flamed.  AARGH!  

-- Michael Glass  | (Hoping to keep this within the friendly, humor-filled,
                  |  confines of a.f.d-q.)
From: liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Bush is Hoover (was: Re: A Simple Question)
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:12:18 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Toronto

In article <D2150056.erjdi7@erics.infoserv.com> erics@infoserv.com writes:
>
>liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu) writes:
>
>> As much as I don't like Bush's lack of leadership back home, plus the amount
>> of criticism he's receiving about his China policy, I believe he
>> knows what he's doing about China, and those moral-grand-stand
>> taking Senators and congressmen really don't have a clue about the
>> Asian policy.  
>
>Wasn't it Bush who commended the students actions in Tianenmen Square,
>saying that American students would do well to emulate their courage
>(as if he'd really enjoy seeing American students protesting the policies
>of the *US* government), and then turned around and supported the very
>government which ruthlessly put down those beginnings of a democratic
>movement?
>
I don't think we should say that he "supported" the very government.  
I am sure everyone's satisfied if he cut off trade, cut off relations
with the Chinese regime, and impose sanctions.  But what do that achieve
that in China?  If foreign trade was cut off, so will the rising star of
private/joint venture business leaders and reformers in the government,
communist is not going to be out of power if the economy is only fueled
by stated owned factories.  The more you trade with China, the more
China is open to the rest of the world, and the more free enterprising
capitalism will grow, even in the ranks of communist cadres, and that
is slowly but surely reforming china.  If Bush closes the door, the happiest
person will be Richard Getheart(sp?)  since "American jobs" will be
now forever secure(I doubt he really cares about if hell breaks lose
over in china, as long as they don't flood American market with 50 cents
a piece toys or something)  

>Bush's China policy is as two-faced and expedient as all his other policies.

>
>-----
>Eric Smith
>erics@infoserv.com
>CI$: 70262,3610
From: jks2x@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (Jason K. 'TGaPC' Schechner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The Last Word on "Potatoe".
Date: 4 Oct 92 00:57:11 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <mjenkins.718116599@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>Last week, the Globe & Mail (Canada's National Newspaper) ran a
>headline that spelled Ontario Premier Bob Rae's name "Raee."
>
>And according to Kirk LaPointe, Ottawa bureau chief for the Canadian
>Press wire service, the federal government commissioned a report
>wherein "potato" was spelled "potatoe" every time.
>
>So I expect to see as much ranting and raving over these two examples
>as there was over Quayle's spelling mistake.
>
>Thank you.
>
>Michael


	Sorry to burst your bubble here, but there is a BIG difference
between a typo an 'correcting' an elementary school child who had the
spelling right the first time!!!  Not only that, but Dan is a (lack of)
heartbeat away from being president of one of the most powerful
countries in the world.  His not being able to spell (I'm refering to
not only 'potatoe', but 'beakon' and 'lousey' too) compounded with his
inability to think cohesively are serrious concerns.

-Jason
-- 
"Down here on the planet Earth 
They steal your back and leave the shirt.
Pay you a penny and call it a dime and then   -Jason and
Give you a watch when you run out of time."   -the Scorchers 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: jks2x@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (Jason K. 'TGaPC' Schechner)
Subject: Re: The Last Word on "Potatoe".
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 19:25:56 GMT

In article <mjenkins.718381299@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>
>I think I proved my point here. It doesn't matter who makes what
>mistakes where...if Dan Quayle does it, its further proof he's such an
>idiot. No matter the media makes the same mistakes he does, they're
>excused, he's an idiot. No matter the Canadian government made the
>*exact* same mistake he did, they're excused, he's an idiot.

	By Jove, I think he's finally got it!!!

>Bah.
>
>Michael


-Jason
-- 
"Down here on the planet Earth 
They steal your back and leave the shirt.
Pay you a penny and call it a dime and then   -Jason and
Give you a watch when you run out of time."   -the Scorchers 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: mwertz1@cc.swarthmore.edu (Melanie Wertz)
Subject: Re: Actual Bush/Quayl sticker sighting in Bay Area!
Organization: Swarthmore College
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 23:45:56 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.224422.15857@dbsun.uucp>, harbison@dbsun.uucp
(harbison) writes:
> 
> I have noticed only a few B/Q stickers here in the St. Louis area.  I
> commute about 20 miles (1-way) each day on I-70 and I-270 through St.
> Charles county (suburbs, leaning Republican) to the outskirts of St.
> Louis County.  I would expect to see more B/Q stickers considering the
> demographics of the area I traverse.  Then again, one thing alot of
> Missourans (?) have in common these days is unemployment.  That might
> explain the sparse distribution of B/Q stickers.
> 
> The B/Q sticker I've seen is designed such that the word "Bush" is
> clearly visible from a distance.  However, the word "Quayle" is not
> visible beyond a distance of 10-20 feet.  Could this be an attempt
> to downplay the bottom half of the GOP ticket, or just an artistic
> preference?  If DQ was my running mate, I'd probably have his name
> in a 6 point font (or maybe X11's 'fixed' font). :-)
> 
> -- 
> *realName: Phil Harbison
> *mailName: harbison%dbsun.uucp@wupost.wustl.edu
> *phoneList: 314-731-7475 (w) 314-272-9318 (h)
> 
WOW!  Few B/Q stickers in ST. CHARLES?  I'm from St. Louis and I got lost
in a neighborhood of St. Charles once.  The streets were lined with
box-like houses and were all named "Green #n."  I would think the golf-man
himself would be big there.

Melanie Wertz



Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: rbalko@attmail.com ()
Subject: Pseudonyms
Organization: Annapolise Naval Acadmie
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 18:18:34 GMT

I just started receiving this group so I may be getting
to be redundant again:

How about a list ok aliases for our idle	

	The Empty Suit
	Rain-Man
	Vice-Shrub
	Danoe

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: jmb6g@uvacs.cs.Virginia.EDU (Jeffrey M. Bloom)
Subject: Re: Hill of Beans
Organization: University of Virginia Computer Science Department
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 19:22:14 GMT

In article <9209271722.AA13251@MIT.EDU>, dks@MIT.EDU (dks) writes:
> 
> liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu) writes:
> > tertium@milton.u.washington.edu (l boyd) writes:
> > > You spose that face on mars is a monument to JDQ?
> > > After all, there is no sign of *intelligent* life on Mars...
> > 
> > I got an idea, maybe after JDQ died, we can name some dead voclano
> > on Mars "Mount of Quayle" or something.  ;->  that is, the astronomers
> > of tommorrow (I assume they are the spelling bee champions of today)
> > still chuckling about the JDQ quotes.   
> 
> Mount of Quayle?  The fool doesn't amount to a Hill of Beans.
> 
> 
> Dhanesh

How about naming some low lying region "Depression of Bushe/Quayl" :).

Jeff
jmb6g@virginia.edu
From: ingram@cs.duke.edu (Robert "E" Ingram)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Dan attacked by angry mob!
Keywords: angry, mob, potatoe
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:24:55 GMT
Reply-To: ingram@cs.duke.edu
Followup-To: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Organization: Duke University Computer Science

According to a story heard this morning on NPR, Dan was visiting San Francisco
yesterday when he decided to walk along a public street. He was on his way from 
one political event to another, when he was spotted & heckled by residents. As
the crowd grew, it grew angrier. Chants of "Four More Months!" chased Quayl off
of the street, and he was escorted to safety by his SS bodygaurd.

Even given that this even occured in SanFran, I think it showes that the
Imperiale Presidencey has fallen on harde times & tremendouse public disrepute.

---
--
Department of Computer Science, Duke University, Durham, NC 27706
Internet:	ingram@cs.duke.edu    (Robert Ingram)
UUCP:		mcnc!duke!ingram

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: jwk@sequent.com (John "Just Say Noe" Kramer)
Subject: Re: Frost and other interviews
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 23:41:49 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.204213.21111@nntpserver.chevron.com> jviv@usmi01.midland.chevron.com (John Viveiros) writes:
>
>It seems obvious that Dan is being spoon fed lines, and will no
>longer be providing us with vintage Quaylisms.  The world mourns
>at the passing of Quayle-bashing.

Don't worry, gems like "Full Dinner Jacket - Dan Quayles' War Years" and
being out smarted by a twelve year old live in the memory for a long time
and who knows, he might run for Presi in four years :):):)

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: grimoire@byron.u.washington.edu (John Greer)
Subject: Re: Bertie Wooster/DQ: One and the same?
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 17:51:47 GMT

In article <1992Sep25.170836.28026@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> cldavies@nyx.cs.du.edu (cindy davies) writes:
>In article <1992Sep17.164618.1686@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu> afc@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu writes:
>>Since there has been too much political argument and too little of
>>what this group was formed for:
>>
>>Has anyone else been struck by the similarities between Bertie Wooster
>>and Dano?  Both amiable incompetents from outrageously rich families,
>>bumbling their way through life.  Somehow they both always come out of
>>their self-imposed difficulties intact, although at the price of a fair
>>amount of ridicule.
>>
>>Sigh.  For the lack of a valet, a country was lost.
>Yes Yes Yes.  Everytime I see JDQ a note of something comes.  Who is this..Who
>does he bring to mind... of course Bertie.  Barbara B is the good kind Aunt and
>Marilyn in the Were-Aunt.  Somewhere a long suffering secret service agent gets
>his belongings swipped....
>Yes.
>
>
>--
>Life among academics has taught me that a well-expressed opinion is
>usually better than a badly expressed fact, so far as professional
>advancement goes.  --Gabaldon, Outlander.
>cldavies@silver.sdsmt.edu        cldavies@nyx.cs.du.edu

Dannikins as Bertie Wooster?  Yes.  Marilyn as Aunt Agatha?  No, no, no --
Marilyn _has_ to be Honoria Glossop.  On the other hand, Nancy Reagan does
a pretty good Were-Aunt.  How about George for Oofy Prosser?

And, switching series, there's always Newt Gingrich to play Rupert Baxter...

-- JMG

*******************************************************************************
                   Galahad Threepwood For President!
*******************************************************************************
From: shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan Hagan)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: A New Quote!
Date: 30 Sep 92 18:03:27 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

cfthb@ux1.cts.eiu.edu (Howard Black) writes:



>race, the focus will be more on the economy, which is one of GHWB's strong
>points.

If the economy is one of Georgie's strong points, I'd hate to see his
weak points.

-- 
Susan R. Hagan (shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu) 
Publications Coordinator - User Services
Rutgers University Computing Services