From: jpglori@srv.PacBell.COM (JOHN P. GLORIA)
Subject: THE FOOTBALL GODS HAVE SPOKEN!!!
Organization: Pacific * Bell
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 00:01:32 GMT

FINAL SCORE:  Dallas  17  Redskins  20

Well, I didn't see the beginning of this game, but
the 'Boys are about to score a TD. Aikman throws
a pass into the ENDZONE and it is INT'd!
Bad decision on Aikman the "No Where Man".
I didn't get a chance to see who got the INT.

The Skins are driving, with passes to Sanders and
Clark and few runs here and there. They are now in
the red zone, fail to get a TD. Lohmiller kicks a
FG.

Score:
Dallas 17  Redskins  13

Darrel Green causes a fumble! YES! Rypien throws to
a wide open Sanders in the end zone....over throws him.
2nd & 10 . Rypien to Clark, 1st down. Ball at 11!!
GUT CHECK for both teams!!!!  Handoff of to Byner,
run left, 5yd pickup.  2nd & 5. Fake to Byner, pass
to Sanders in the end zone. Good Coverage, Rypien
almost sacked.  Rypien scrambles, passes to Orr.
4th & 1. 3:36 left to play. Redskins call timeout.
Should they go for it or settle for a FG and hope
they get the ball back. FUCK Decisions!  I would NOT
want to the COACH on this call. I'd say go for it,
but it you fail, you have zero points for your efforts.
Three points will not WIN IT!  THey are going for it!
Rypien passes to Clark, but it was obvious it was
not going to be a GO! IF it would have been a better
pass, PERHAPS if would have been SIX! NOT!???

Another GUT check! The Skins have to cause a TO and
or stop the Cowboys and hope to get the ball back! 3:25
left in the game. The Skins call a timeout. They have
one left.

2nd & 7, ball on 5 yard line, Aikman set to pass while
in end zone and the ball comes loose. The SKINS
recover! FUCKING TOUCHDOWN!!!  THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS!!!
Aikman fumbles the BALLLL!!!!!   CRYING TIME AGAIN!

Do we want INSTANT REPLAY NOW!!!!! Homey thinks so!!

recover! FUCKING TOUCHDOWN!!!  THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS!!!
recover! FUCKING TOUCHDOWN!!!  THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS!!!
recover! FUCKING TOUCHDOWN!!!  THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS!!!
recover! FUCKING TOUCHDOWN!!!  THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS!!!
recover! FUCKING TOUCHDOWN!!!  THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS!!!

SCORE:
Dallas 17  Redskins  20

time left: 2:45

Dallas has a first down. Aikman passes to Irvin, another
1st down. Come on FOOTBALL GODS, don't fail me NOW! :-)
Stop them! Aikman to Martin, another 1st down to the
Skins 38 yd line.  Will the FOOTBALL GODS be on the
'Boys side or the 'Skins side. 2:19 left to play.

The fucking stadium is rocking. Aikman is sacked by
Shane Collins!! YES!  2:00 left. Time out.

Ball on the 45, Aikman passes to E. Smith. 3rd & 10
BIG 3rd down play, blitz by the SKINS. Aikman is
sacked by Monty Colman. BIG GUT CHECK PLAY. 'Boys
call a timeout.  1:21 to go. 17 yards for a 1st down.
DO OR FUCKING DIE!  Aikman passes to Harper and it is
NO GOOD.  Redskins take over the ball.  The Redskins
are the DEFENDING SB CHAMPIONS and they did not go
down without FIGHTING.

YESS! Your humble servant is forever your servant.
Thank you FOOTBALL GODS!!!! Thank you FOOTBALL GODS!!!!
Thank you FOOTBALL GODS!!!! Thank you FOOTBALL GODS!!!!

Bottomline: fuck you, you whining, wimpy cowpussies. you
will be crying for the next 7 days! 
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 ---------  John Gloria - jpglori@pacbell.com	--------	
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