HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dcrosgr@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Sounds problem solved
Date: 27 Jul 92 07:12:06 EST
Organization: University of Toledo, Computer Services

In article <Jul.26.23.34.07.1992.18729@dartagnan.rutgers.edu>, watrous@dartagnan.rutgers.edu (Don Watrous) writes:

> 
> How about a vote?  All those who don't have access to binary
> newsgroups who are in favor of risking losing access to this group
> because some joker thinks (or knows) nothing of netiquette, raise
> their hands.  All others, settle for asking to have it mailed.
> 
> I'll mail them to anyone who asks me to.
> 
> Don
> -- 
> {backbone}!cs.rutgers.edu!watrous        watrous@cs.rutgers.edu

Don has agreed to become a file server for binaries. I will start to encode
them and mail them to him. Then I will post a pointer here telling people to
e-mail him, and he will send them to the people who want them.

Thanks Don.

DC



Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: greimann@pecan.cns.udel.edu (john greimann)
Subject: Trying to find a copy of Banned by the FCC
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 00:49:19 GMT


After pretty much paying no attention to Howard's pushing Banned by the FCC,
I finally realized I wouldn't mind having a copy.  So, if anyone knows where
to get one, I'd love to know...



					Thanks...

					Brandon

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: bamini@athena.mit.edu (Bob Amini)
Subject: New HS station!!!!
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 00:12:28 GMT



	Hey I was listening to WZLX 100.7 FM this morning and I heard
	the morning jock-babe (Annalisa) complaining that Howard was 
	goona syndicate his show on ZLX, in HER slot. (I'd like to
	be in her slot. ;-) but anyway...

	She was all pissed off, saying that he should stay in new york
	and that the whole entity known as "local radio" is going to
	die because of him, and what's the matter mister millionaire?
	Not enough money yet?  and random flamage like that.

	For four years I've been waiting for Howard to come to Boston...
	I'm psyched.  Though I did like Annalisa.  I'd rather
	Howard take over WBCN (an Infinity station) so I can listen to
	them both.

					Oh well


					Bob
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From: staggers@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Ken Staggers)
Subject: Re: Howard Stern's Tonight Show appearance
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 21:16:20 GMT

In article <1992Jul25.214035.15079@scifi.uucp> njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich) writes:
>values/equipment).  He talked about his movie deal.  He has signed
>with New Line Cinema, and announced that the movie wouldn't be called
>'Howie and the Hendersons' (mentioned that he is entering Cleveland,
>Detroit and Dallas in the next couple of weeks [Where is Chicago?])

Did you see my posting on Howard in Chicago?  A DJ here in Chicago
speculated that Brandemeier's station owners are trying to buy another
station here.  He guessed that they might put Howard on that station
in the morning.  Anyway, seems like a complicated deal that might
take a while longer.

--Ken

Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: Re: Tonight Show Appearance
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 11:49:33 GMT


garyd@netcom.com (Gary Dietz) writes:
 >I am no fan of Howard.  

Hmmm... then I think you may be in the wrong newsgroup.

 >In fact, I think he sucks. 
Fine.

 >But, his appearance on the Tonight show was really funny.
Oh?  Well he doesn't "suck" then.

 >Does this mean I now love him?  That I will watch the re-runs 
 >of his TV show? No.   (But I do drink Snapple.)
Boy are you confused!  :->

 >BTW, someone said that "brian and brian" or whoever was ripping off stern.

No kidding... but they can't even do more than a totally pathetic job of it.

 >While Howard may be obscene and stuff,

I've never found him to be "obscene"...

 >he certainly isn't the original shock jock that does comedy bits 
 >on the radio.

Oh?  He seems to be about the original who did ALL "comedy bits".

 >I can think of Imus, Jay Thomas (in NY and CA), 

Ha!!  Those two jerks are total nothings. Anus is an idiot, and Jay Thomas 
is a *complete* loser!  He's on some lame station and just plays stupid
music all the time...

 >I have no problem with you calling Howard a god and all 
 >(even though you are wrong),

How would you know?  Besides, you yourself said one thing perfectly:
"Howard is really funny".  If that makes him a "god", the so be it.

 >and even saying that he breaks new ground (or wind :-) )

Yes he does both quite frequently.

 >but Howard is certainly not original.

I see.  What exactly is the difference between "breaking new ground"
and being original?   None I believe...

-{ DA }-
From: pr@devmail.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Stern in Cleveland
Date: 31 Jul 92 11:37:01 GMT

According to a friend in Akron/Cleveland market, the newspapers
there report that Howard's signing to WNCX-98.5 (Classic Rock format)
is a done deal and may start as early as next Monday.

Did he say anything on the radio about it in the last few days?

Paul
From: watrous@dartagnan.rutgers.edu (Don Watrous)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Sounds problem solved
Date: 27 Jul 92 12:44:00 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

dcrosgr@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:

>In article <Jul.26.23.34.07.1992.18729@dartagnan.rutgers.edu>, watrous@dartagnan.rutgers.edu (Don Watrous) writes:

>> I'll mail them to anyone who asks me to.

>Don has agreed to become a file server for binaries.

Don't bother.  I already have them.  Part of your "argument" was that
this was going to be one posting, not a regular thing.  If you're
going to have frequent binary postings you're misrepresenting
yourself.  If you're going to make a regular thing of posting
binaries, you'll definitely lose the Stern group for some of us.  You
don't believe that, do you?

If you're really concerned about getting people email access to Stern
sounds, try getting them onto an archive with an email interface.  Is
that too much for you to handle?

Don
-- 
{backbone}!cs.rutgers.edu!watrous        watrous@cs.rutgers.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich)
Subject: Re: Sounds
Organization: Nick Simicich, Peekskill, NY
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 19:00:44 GMT

In article <1992Jul25.170515.8936@uoft02.utoledo.edu> dcrosgr@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:

>Sorry. Mr. I-own-the-board-and-I-will-delete-sounds has said he will
>do just that.

Look, dickhead, I have said what I will do, and why I will do it.  The
fact that you are too stupid to read and respond to the reasoned
arguments that I and others have put forth here leads me to believe
that you are simply the sort of person who decides what they want and
steamrolls over everyone in their way.  Name calling and so forth
seems to be the peak of your ability to argue.  Complete sentences
formed into rational arguments are clearly beyond you.  Understanding
of same seems to be well beyond you.

>I guess he considers the forum all his.
>
>Maybe we should start to send him messages for his approval before
>posting them.

Please don't bother.  This is not a moderated newgroup.

>After all, it is HIS board.

The fact that I created the newsgroup and post the FAQ does not make
it my group.  However, in the discussions in alt.config, it was not
stated that this group would carry binaries.  Therefore it doesn't
carry binaries.  There are groups that many folks have agreed should
carry binaries.  Therefore they carry binaries.  Post your binaries
there.  Too lazy to look through 300 messages?  Tough....limitations
of the medium.  Go argue for a fundamental change in news.software.b
or some such.  If would be nice to have something like a second header
that says, "If the system takes group such-and-such, send this to them
in that group, and cross post it to such-and-such."  It isn't there.

Terminology.  It is a newsgroup, not a 'board'.  Your misuse of
terminology makes it clear that you don't understand usenet.  Go read
news.announce.newusers and news.newusers.questions.  If you have some
desire to argue about news, go do it in news.groups.  If you can get a
consensus there that alt groups in general should carry binaries,
wander back and tell me, and I'll stop cancelling them.  Frankly,
argument here doesn't count, and no amount of it will convince me.
Argue your point before the news admins, see if you can get them to
agree.  

-- 
Nick Simicich - uunet!bywater!scifi!njs - njs@watson.ibm.com
SSI #AOWI 3958, HSA 318, NAUI #14065
Join the movement ---  turn 'to bush' into a verb.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich)
Subject: Re: Howard Stern's Tonight Show appearance
Organization: Nick Simicich, Peekskill, NY
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 01:52:27 GMT

In article <484@ssdc.UUCP> jbasara@ssdc.UUCP (Jim Basara) writes:
>njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich) writes:
>: He talked about Ed and Doc instead ("I'm not talking
>: about Johnny") and tried to get Jay or Branford to say something
>: against either Johnny, Ed, or Arsenio.  ("This is the problem with the
>: show, Jay: You got no killer instinct.")  He wasn't successful in
>: starting a war.
>:
>I thought one of the funniest parts was when Howard called Ed and Doc
>"no talents" and the camera went to Branford.  He was turned around to the
>band and was laughing his ass off in agreement.  When he turned back and
>realized that the camera was on him, he immediately went straight. 
>It was outstanding...as was the rest of the performance.

And during the break, Branford came over and told Howard that he
agreed with him about Arsenio, according to Howard on Monday.  Jay
seems to be the only one making nice.

Speaking of that, Dennis Miller was on Arsenio last night, he opened
the show (How about something for my possums, good line).
Apparently, Arsenio is starting the 'retired talk show host' show.

Tonight, Arsenio is supposed to have Mark and Brian on.  The battle
lines are drawn.  I'm tempted to watch just to see how lame they will
be, and what parts of Howard's bits they will copy, if any.

-- 
Nick Simicich - uunet!bywater!scifi!njs - njs@watson.ibm.com
SSI #AOWI 3958, HSA 318, NAUI #14065
Join the movement ---  turn 'to bush' into a verb.
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From: eam@cuuxb.att.com (~16DM30100~Ed Marczak~~xxx~xxxxxxx~)
Subject: Re: Favorite Bits
Reply-To: eam@cuuxb.UUCP (Ed Marczak)
Organization: AT&T/NCR Software Services Division
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 16:44:48 GMT

>In article <9207221240.AA06289@phoenix.Princeton.EDU> bijans@PHOENIX.PRINCETON.EDU ("Bijan M. Salehizadeh") writes:
>	
>	Since we're on the subject of favorite bits, what about these:
>	
>	When Howard and Robin contacted Len Bias after his death (tasteless but FUNNY)
>	
>	-Lifestyles of the Rich and Dicky w/ Regis Philbin
>	-Doody Dell'Abbatte (like Doogie Howser only funny)
>	-Gary's Story (About Gary's childhood in a mental ward)
>	-Frank Sinatra Record Offer
>	-Ed McMad (the bit in which he repeats "I want to rate you")
>	-Ben Stern Daycare Center
>	-The Dickie Goodman bit about Rodney King (Only diehards remember this)
>	-David Dinkins Speech School
>	-John Lennon Story
>	
>	etc

	-Tywana Brauly(sp?) No one minipnates me or my family...

		later ... ed
From: jbasara@ssdc.UUCP (Jim Basara)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Howard Stern's Tonight Show appearance
Date: 28 Jul 92 11:31:08 GMT
Organization: Sterling Software IMD, Vienna, Va.

njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich) writes:
: He talked about Ed and Doc instead ("I'm not talking
: about Johnny") and tried to get Jay or Branford to say something
: against either Johnny, Ed, or Arsenio.  ("This is the problem with the
: show, Jay: You got no killer instinct.")  He wasn't successful in
: starting a war.
:
I thought one of the funniest parts was when Howard called Ed and Doc
"no talents" and the camera went to Branford.  He was turned around to the
band and was laughing his ass off in agreement.  When he turned back and
realized that the camera was on him, he immediately went straight. 
It was outstanding...as was the rest of the performance.


--
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     jbasara%ssdc@uunet.uu.net         Ray Charles beer, and we are drinking
                                       Barry Manilow." - Dave Barry
From: ian.wood@factory.com (Ian Wood) 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: STERN AXED
Date: 22 Jul 92 02:45:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Invention Factory's BBS - New York City, NY - 212-274-1243v.32bis
Reply-To: ian.wood@factory.com (Ian Wood) 

MS4>After exactly 2 years on TV,Howard Stern's late-night talk-variety
   >talk show has been cancelled by WWOR-TV 9 in NJ.

MS4>Howard's show reached 53 major TV markets via cable.

MS4>WWOR released a statement yesterday which said : " Unfortunately,
   >budgetary concerns, brought in part by an inability to distribute the
   >show widely to other stations, has forced this action."

Stern has been trying to end the show for some time now. He said,
publicly, that he was no longer interested in doing it, pointing out
that his place was in radio. He, however, was having trouble getting out
the contract with WWOR.

...Ian...
ian.wood@factory.com
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From: bijans@PHOENIX.PRINCETON.EDU ("Bijan M. Salehizadeh")
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Favorite Bits
Date: 24 Jul 92 18:42:52 GMT


>One of my favorite bits is "I Like Men's Thighs" .....
writes Someone...

Not to be picky or anything, but the official name was "Behind My Fly"
to the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes"
It was once pewrformed live by Howard on the air and presented the next day
with "post-production" and background vox by Earthdog Norris.  If I recall,
this was mid-Nov of 1990

-Baba Bijan
From: kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Sounds
Summary: Correct me if I'm wrong, but ...
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:06:58 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1992Jul26.190044.21221@scifi.uucp>, njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich) writes:

> Look, dickhead, I have said what I will do, and why I will do it.  

     Well, all arguments over whether Dick^H^H^H^HNick is right or
wrong notwithstanding, unless I'm wrong, he can only delete posts at
his site and those upstream.  Well, I haven't seen a big rush of
interest from the Peekskill area so I wonder if it will matter if he
does delete it.  As someone already said, by blathering about how he
can and will do, and how people are dickheads, and so on, he has
wasted more space than all the binaries combined.  It's not like this
group would generate a lot of binaries.  So could you post them here,
anyway, Don?  And if anyone in the greater Peekskill area needs them,
let's give them special attention and e-mail them there.  In PCspeak,
they are the 'Residentially Disadvantaged' due to the proximity of
Nick the newsgroup fascist.

						Kevin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: eam@cuuxb.att.com (~16DM30100~Ed Marczak~~xxx~xxxxxxx~)
Subject: Re: PENTHOUSE ARTICLE
Reply-To: eam@cuuxb.UUCP (Ed Marczak)
Organization: AT&T/NCR Software Services Division
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 17:37:41 GMT

	Just wondering if anyone has read the Penthouse article this
	month on "HOWARD STERN HAS A SMALL PENIS". The article starts
	out flaming HS but then as the author learns more about HS
	he becomes a fan. Pretty good article, I thought.

	The Penthouse issue will be on my coffee table for years...

			Later ... ed

Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: joelong@romeo.caltech.edu (Long, Joseph Louis)
Subject: Re: Tonight show
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 14:06:00 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.114545.1998@e2big.mko.dec.com>, djp@peewee.enet.dec.com (dave parker) writes...
>During a commercial break in "Best of" this morning, I switched to another
>staion doing the news.  One of the stories was about the "hottest ticket in
>L.A."....you guessed it:  Howard's appearance on tonite's Tonight Show.
>Fans have been camping out and the show has gotten more requests for tickets
>from the show's staff than were requested for Carson's last show!
Oh well I guess I won't bother headin' over to Burbank then... 
There're probably too many people there all ready :-(

>Here's a big chance for Howard!
you know it!  He should do a bit with fart man storming into Mark and
Brian's studio and gassin' them out!

There are these two "shock jocks" in Tampa, FL (95 WYNF) who call themselves
Ron and Ron... they're a total Stern rip off, but they're pretty good
(much better than mark&brian) but people are gettin' sick of them.  It
would be cool to see HS go into that market and see the reaction of the
listeners.  Like giving a diamond to someone with a cut glass ring!

-joe  king of mars
From: jacko@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (Jacko)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: TV Show Ratings & More
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:19:34 GMT
Organization: AT&T

In article <1992Jul21.054547.330@cognet.ucla.edu> tmark@cognet.ucla.edu (Terence Mark) writes:
>In article <HINKMOND.92Jul20140136@igor.tamri.com> hinkmond@tamri.com (Hinkmond Wong) writes:
>>humor with me, too.  Did anyone see "Gag-again's Island"?  I tried to laugh
>>but some parts were kinda stupid.
>                     -----------------
>Yes. This last show really sucked. Gag-again's island was totally
>workmanlike. Almost nothing funny about this show, except for stuttering
>john and maybe Bob Denver's patheticness.

I agree, that show sucked.  The best part of the show, apart from the penis
festival in Japan, was Baba-Booey's appearance in the monkey suit in 
Gag-again's Island.  I was in stitches.

I believe there is one more new show being broadcast on august 1st.

Jacko.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: lewine@mirage.rtp.dg.com (Eric Lewine)
Subject: Re: Favorite Bits
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 16:07:00 GMT
Organization: Data General Corporation, Research Triangle Park, NC


One of my favorite song parodies is "I Like Men's Thighs" to 
the tune of "Behind Blue Eyes" about Townsend's coming out.

-- 
Eric Lewine
lewine@dg-rtp.dg.com
From: dcrosgr@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Sounds SOLUTION! Not.
Date: 31 Jul 92 08:39:58 EST
Organization: University of Toledo, Computer Services

In article <1992Jul31.044958.22@scifi.uucp>, njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich) writes:

>>
>>I have a solution! One that permits people to pull binaries off of here, and
>>allows Nick the pleasure of deleting binaries and controlling the board
>>(whoops) I mean GROUP!
>>
>>Binaries can be psoted after 5 EST on Friday, and Nick can come in and delete
>>each and every one of them (all three or four) on Monday Morning!
> 
> I don't have time to do this from work.  I don't read any netnews at
> work.  I do it from home.  On a system that is in my house.  Note the
> Organization header.
> 
> Actually, the simplest thing to do would be to take an hour and write
> an autocanceller.
> 

From a VMS system??? Trying to delete a message gives ye olde "no priv"
message. (Yes, I mean to the messages I created.)

Well, I can't think of any more possible solutions.

And, after doing the films listing, there is no way I am going to act as a file
server via e-mail. One file was enough, a dozen or so would be straight from
Hell.

DC
From: dcrosgr@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Favorite Shows
Date: 21 Jul 92 16:14:53 EST
Organization: University of Toledo, Computer Services

In article <1992Jul21.164849.24041@netnews.noc.drexel.edu>, barisajj@duvm.ocs.drexel.edu (Joe Barisa) writes:
> I am just curious what other peoples favorite bits, shows, songs, guests
> etc on the radio show.
> 

Sam Kinnison v Jessica Hahn
When Viper was on.

DC
From: dcrosgr@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Sounds
Date: 25 Jul 92 17:05:15 EST
Organization: University of Toledo, Computer Services

In article <1992Jul22.192308.29915@news.columbia.edu>, tl24@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Tami  Luhby) writes:
> 
> As someone who is also looking for the "Baba Booey" sound, I think it is 
> ridiculous to not allow messages about Howard Stern sounds in this group.  AS
> someone with limited access, I dont want to spend 20 minutes moving through 300 messages in hope that someone might have put your sound up.  A group for 
> Howard Stern fans should serve as a broad group, and if someone is looking for 
> sounds, let them put it here.  Thanks.
> -tl24@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
> 
> 

Sorry. Mr. I-own-the-board-and-I-will-delete-sounds has said he will do just
that.

I guess he considers the forum all his.

Maybe we should start to send him messages for his approval before posting
them.

After all, it is HIS board.

DC



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From: shapiro@trade.enet.dec.com (Steve Shapiro)
Subject: Re: New HS station!!!!
Organisation: SKS Computer Consulting, Inc.
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation - Marlboro, MA
Date: 31 JUL 92 12:13:41 EST


In article <1668@hsdndev.UUCP>, nhmas@gauss.med.harvard.edu (Mark Shneyder
432-4219) writes...

>Infinity Inc. which owns WBCN(104.1) in Boston and Howard's station
>in NYC is looking to buy WZLX after the new FCC law, which will allow
>a broadcaster to own and operate two FM stations in the same market, go
>into the effect on Saturday(8/1). WZLX's recent summer book for 18-34
>also matched WBCN's. Infinity's way of killing the competition is to buy
>it.
> 
>As for BCN's "The Big Matress" with Charles, it's been stale for the
>last 8 or 9 years. If they bring in Howard on a sister station,he'll
>whip Charles' pants off. Then,of course,they'll finally get rid of Charles,
>put Howard on 'BCN, and sell off WZLX.

I doubt that. If Chuck was as stale is you believe, I think that they would
have just brought Howard in to replace Charles. After all, why go through all
of the bother and $$ just to replace someone when all you have to do is fire
the guy.

I do believe that Infinity saw this as a good opportunity to 'divide and
conquer' the Boston area market by grabbing up WZLX while the grabbing was
good.

It may be that Howard dominates the morning market, but with Infinity owning
both dominant stations, they only compete against themselves, and thus its a
bonus both ways.

Regards,
Steve.

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