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From: robynn1@dumaine.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:20:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.192050.965

In article <45527@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> In article <1992Apr14.192857.921@gacvx2.gac.edu} robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu  
(Robyn Ness) writes:
> }In article <1992Apr14.121545.892@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> }> In article <45346@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }> > }|> }|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }> > }|> }|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
> }> > }|> }|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> }> > }|> }|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
> }> > }|> }|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
> }> > }|> }|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
> }> > }|> }|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
> }> > }|> }|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
> }> > }|> }|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two  
> }Ballet  
> }> > }|Dancers Too!
> }> > }|> }|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
> }> > }|> }|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
> }> > }|> }|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling  
> }when  
> }> I
> }> > }|> }|respond to him.
> }> > }|> }Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I  
Think  
> }> I'm In 
> }> > }|> }	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
> }> > }|> Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
> }> > }|azeena @!$ well I don't want you anymore!!! 
> }> > }Jos aka But ... But ... Does That Mean The Wedding's Off Then?  
*sob* 
> }> > Jester aka yes, it is
> }> azeena @$! Damn right it is
> }> > }ps. You should get yourself an aka license, this `@!$' thingie  
looks  
> }> horrible!
> }> > pps just mail me you harlot
> }> PPPs look whose talking!! 
> }Robyn @#& "Mr. Jester, male prostitute"?
> Jester aka I am not!!!!
Robyn @#& I was just asking...Sheesh!
From: wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:16:02 GMT
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando

In article <ins450m.702951567@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
14 kAKAs deleted

SEEN IT! - Joel and the Bots, MST 3K

Tom
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:37:43 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.183745.822

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
writes:
} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
} ..} 
} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
} ..} >and Jester.. 
} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
} ..} 
} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
} ..} to the
} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
} ..}want...*sob*...
} ..} 
} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
} ..} 
} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
} 
} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
scores?.
} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
} 
} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:48:06 -0600

In article <14Apr92110305@miracle.UUCP>  writes:
} ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
} >phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? ) writes:
} >
} >
} >> writes
} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
} >>} }>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
} >>} }>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!
} >>} }>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
} >>} }>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
} >>} }>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
} >>} }>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
} >>} }>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
} >>} }>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
} >>} }>|>| Sincerely,
} >>} }>|>|    __                     ()
} >>} }>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
} >>} }>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
} >>} }>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
} >>} }>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh', 
} >>} }>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
} >>} }Tia aka yea, let us kill *all* non-aka members so they won't taint *our*  
} >>thread
} >>} Jester aka how do you propose we kill them?
} >>Phil aka let's have some tea first
} >Eccles aka Can I have one of those little biscuits.
} Sue aka No time for tea now!  I'm a non-aka member who's tainting *your*
} thread!  Come and get me!
Phil aka Ni!
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 6 Apr 92 09:08:06 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr5192719@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <1992Apr2.215302.22285@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
|
|.In article <43584@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes...
|.>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|.>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|.>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|.>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|.>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|.>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|.>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
|.>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
|.>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|.>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
|.>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
|.>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
|.>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
|.>Jester aka which diocese?
|.Tia aka St. Looney-Up-The-Cream-Bun-And-Jam
|Dan aka I don't really have anything to add to that, but I thought I'd
|	post anyway.
Jos aka
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: brides maid
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:19:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr13.181931.855

In article <45170@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }>fine personage??? where did you get such info??? I ought to kill  
whoever
> }>called me fine, i am the dreg of the planet, the scourge of my nursery
> }>and basic baby bandit!!!!!!
> 
> }You don't know how attractive I find that in a man...
> 
> damn, i have women all over me, what is this world cominng to anyways?
> 
> }>]>Jester aka yeesh........
> }>]Robyn @#& squish........ 
> }>Jester aka still in diapers
> }Robyn @#& I'm in love... 
> Jester aka already?
Robyn @#& "I'm in love..." with my chiropractor.  Ever since _Jacob's  
Ladder_'s symbolic use of a chiropractor as guardian angel....  And he  
looks a bit like a young Paul Newman, from a distance, if you squint...
Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:2777 alt.cult-movies:3993
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: Phil? (was one of the aka's)
Date: 11 Apr 92 22:01:10 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

]}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
]}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
]}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
]}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
]}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
]}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
]}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
]}>|Dougger aka So What??
]}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
]}Phil aka not the other Phil!
]Phil aka who's the Phil aka imposter?
Jester aka no not you, the other one.....
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From: azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:06:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.100700.943

In article <1992Apr14.190855.915@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> In article <45397@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> > }>}>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> > }>}>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> > }>}>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> > }>}>>>Jester aka it is?????
> > }>}>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> > }>}>Eccles aka Are you sure?
> > }>}Tia aka yea, I'm sure.
> > }>Jester aka I'm not so sure
> > }Eccles aka Well, I suppose it could start in this way....>-- 
> > Jester aka but maybe it doesn't?
> Robyn @#& if you start it, they will come...
azeena @#! maybe they won't
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azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The end of.... Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:37:10 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.183711.821

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
writes:
} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
} ..} 
} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
} ..} >and Jester.. 
} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
} ..} 
} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
} ..} to the
} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
} ..}want...*sob*...
} ..} 
} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
} ..} 
} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
} 
} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
scores?.
} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
} 
} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Prince `erbert et al
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 16 Apr 92 09:54:11 +1300
 <1992Apr5.143513.2453@otago.ac.nz> <2531@dozo.and.nl> <ins450m.702955267@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <ins450m.702955267@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, 
ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
> 
>>In article <1992Apr5.143513.2453@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
>>|In article <9!kjnwd@lynx.unm.edu>, 
>>|synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim) writes:
>>|> uril@yang.earlham.edu writes:
>>|> 
>>|>>synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim) writes:
>>|
>>|Nigel who's a really fun guy (well actually, only on days that
>>|      don't end in "y")
> 
>>Sundaj, bloody Sundaj?
> 
>>Jos aka Somebody Stole My Feet Last Nite ...
> A TIGER!!! In America!!

Aaagh! Run away! Run awaaay!

Nigel who can run really fast <trip> <thud>
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University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Briag Charachters
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:55:41 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>>>Now, lemme do a little math...your daughter's 12, and Eccles assumption would
>>>imply that you were 13 when you had your daughter (or your wife? - nahhhh, no
>>>at 13).  So, what it it that this implies???
>>That I was a randy pre-teenager since I have an older child (A TEENAGER!!! OH
>>GOD HELP ME!) Sorry!.
>>DeAnn aka an oldy with children

>Don't worry you will survive. I don't know whether to be offended now.
Do be. By me if nobody else.

>Eccles aka You have a sense of humour - you will survive.
mNSoi... kak you've had kids... you'll survive anything.
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: -
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:18:45 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>> >> I will not buy this record.  It is scratched.
>>> >I will not buy this scratch.  It is recorded.
>>> I will not scratch this record.  It is bought.
>>> I also will not record this scratch.  It might become rap, and not be bought
>> I will not wrap this recorded scratch. It is botched.
>I will not scratch this recorder. The wrapping is itchy.
I will not psot to this thread, it is.... OH SHIT! Done it again.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Subject: Oh, yeah?
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 02:18:46 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

Look, your'e not fooling anyone.  I know damn well who I might be.
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Phil? (was one of the aka's)
Date: 6 Apr 92 17:17:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr6.111725.653

}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}Phil aka not the other Phil!
Phil aka who's the Phil aka imposter?

And I am the right Phil aka, officially sanctioned by the aka society...
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:14:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45532
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr14.194010.924@gacvx2.gac.edu} robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
}In article <45355@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
}> }|].|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}> }|].|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}> }|].|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
}> }|].|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}> }|].|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}> }|].|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}> }|].|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}> }|].|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
}> }|].|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!  
}*Laarg*!
}> }|].|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
}> }|].|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
}> }|].|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
}Participate?
}> }|].|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
}> }|].Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help!  
}Help! Help!
}> }|]. Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
}> }|]Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat  
}Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
}> }|Jester aka eat me??? but I'm not kosher
}> }Jos aka Not Kosher You Say? What's Wrong With Your Hoofs Then?
}> Jester aka I'm not a horse, I'm a rhino, I donn't have hoofs, no wait i  
}do
}Robyn @#& Are they cloven-hooves?
Jester aka no, I am not the devil
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marrage
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 16 Apr 92 10:05:21 +1300
 <44642@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> <sprooney.702898689@unix1.tcd.ie> <ins450m.702957243@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <ins450m.702957243@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
> 
>>>]Well I do a very good wedding dress, or maybe a ring. Or else we
>>>]could even make it a double wedding - the two of you, and me
>>>]marrying Me! In fact, I could provide all the above functions, so
>>>]long as someone pays me enuff to afford marrying ___ (Fill in your
>>>]name here)
> 
>>>well, simon you can marry yourself, i can marry whats her name, eccles can
>>>marry your hippo, tia can have the three toed sloth, and the ring can
>>>marry the topless dancer in the cake, how does that sound?????
> 
>>Um... if I can marry Tia, she marries Nellie, and Nellie marrys me,
>>then you marry my armpit (but you'd have to  pay me rent), she
>>marrys george the vorpal bunny, and he eats Gawain, Hector, and
>>Bors. Niggle (upside-down) can marry Niggle (up bit down), my hippo
>>doesn't marry anyone coz he doesn't exist. My chainsaw can marry a
>>large number of PCs, and enter them later that night, and we can all
>>commit ritual suicide on behalf of the Judean Peeps Front (that's
>>the one with the two bouncy bits). How does it sound, well like a
>>bit of grunting, a bit of groaning, a lot of crunching, and loadsa
>>moaning.
> 
> I like the idea of consumation the marriage of a PC and a chainsaw, but Niggle
> will have to marry Flossie, due to certain physical restraints. And whips and
> chains and electrodes...

Ooh, I like this idea. Can I wear me old gumboots? Flossie can
wear her pink leather underwear and we can all go tramping off
through the high country and fall off Mt. Cook (both of 'em).

> Ah, this may eventaully work. None ofd us would have to do any work except
> Nellie 'cos he'd be chained to the kitchen sink.

Whaddaya mean, no work? It's taken me months to get my gumboots
into the state they're in now! And Flossie needs shearing <heavy
breathing>. Ooh, I've come over all funny feeling... Huurgh,
where's those clippers! <runs off, drooling> <rrrrrr> <baa>

>>MNSoi (mrs. everyone
> 
> Eccles aka I've got your bracket captive so pay up |)|   
> :wq
> Bugger. I'll get vi in the end. I really would.

Not if it gets you first!

Nigel who could attack vi with his clippers if you like
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University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka's
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:55:29 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr14.140354.898@gacvx2.gac.edu} azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
}
}ok I guess I have to ask what the purpose of an aka is? and two is it true  
}that all I have to do is mail Jester a stupid letter? Well if all he wants  
}is mail I am more than willing to send him mail.  What does that mail have  
}to contain in order to get an aka? Saying that I will marry him again or  
}complete and utter silliness or what?  So what exactly do you want in this  
}letter?  Some pleasantries or sillieness or skits or what?  I want to  
}know..

well, just a little letter asking for legal permission, no sex, no
promises, no blackmail, but a nice little skit or story would be
nice. and no no marrying me.........

}azeena @$! not really I just like to defy authority, but if you will stop  
}picking on my fake aka then maybe I might get a real one.
Jester aka I've never picked on you
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:19:19 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>>>Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...
>> That's strange... I've got a penguin that looks like and apricot!
>Even weirder, I've got an apricot that looks like an apricot but taste like
>a penguin. I forgot to say it's not on my telee, that might explain it.

You know wot? I've got an apricot that looks like, smells like, and
tastes like an apricot. (It also feels and sounds like one)

WOW!

MSnoi<()8
From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: The machine that goes "ping"
Date: Wed, 08 Apr 92 02:39:30 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

I just got my copy of Windows 3.1, and with my soundblaster card, it has 
tranformed my 486 into the machine that goes "ping".

I think Monty Python has taken over Microsoft.
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From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cleese commercial ?
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:56:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: cayenne.DJOHNSON.92Apr9175604
 <oleo.46@sofus.dhhalden.no><1992Mar27.162313.11100@csun.edu><6093@npal.rn.com>
 ,<1992Apr06.172957.6295@onetouch.COM><1992Apr7.151914.29991@csun.edu>
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU's message of 7 Apr 92 15:19:14 GMTLines: 34

In article <1992Apr7.151914.29991@csun.edu> vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU (Ron Heeb) writes:
.>>>>>The other day I saw the last two seconds of a commercial for a
.>>>>>chocolate-bar called "Relax", and I'm almost sure (well 100% sure, in
.>>>>>fact) that it was John Cleese, who appeared in it.
.>>>>
.>>>>It was indeed! I read a newspaper article about it a couple of months ago. 
.>>>>Guess it's a Scandinavian things, so the other people out there in netland 
.>>>>are missing some Cleese humour here!
.>>>>
.>>>>Farvel!
.>>>>
.>>>>Magnum
.>>> 
.>>> I also saw Cleesy in a Schwepps commerical which was somewhat silly...
.>>> 
.>>> Ron
.>
.>AND how many of you were aware that he provided the voice for Cat R. Waul
.>in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West?
.>
.>All right, put your hands down now.
.>
.>(Show offs!)
.>
.OK...I just saw Cleese in an episode of Cheers.  He played a prominent 
.psychiatrist (pseudo-friend to Frazier) who counsels Sam and Diane to not get 
.married. 

.Any other sightings?

I saw him running through an open field chasing jetliners with a
butterfly net.  But I'm not sure what *he* was doing there.

Dan aka VRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!  Missed.