From: hammond@css.itd.umich.edu (Steve Hammond)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies,rec.games.trivia
Subject: Movie Quote Quiz 2.1 Answers And Results
Date: 11 Nov 1992 18:54:52 GMT
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Probably a hard quiz, hence the low turnout, and the amazingly low scores.
Oh, well.  Better luck on the next one.
 
24   Ian Dunkin                 imd1707@ggr.co.uk
22   Wendy Jones                hammond@css.itd.umich.edu
16   Carol Wang                 wangc@cpsc.ucalgary.ca
14   David A. Mattingly         damatt01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu
14   Eric Hench                 henchel@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
10   Brian Dickson              briand@trigraph.uucp
 9   David Paul Ferrara         davidpf@phoenix.Princeton.EDU
 9   Benjamin Rudd Schoenberg   bs26+@andrew.cmu.edu
 8.5 Brian                      BJBARTLETT@MIAVX1.ACS.MUOHIO.EDU 
 8   Ola Rinta-Koski            ola@lesti.hut.fi
 7   Joel B Levin               levin@BBN.COM
 5.5                            MWALTER%ESOC.BITNET@vm.gmd.de
 4   Rai                        MCSWEINBERG@memstvx1.memst.edu
 3   James J Smith              engjs@cc.newcastle.edu.au 
-9   ROBERT L WILLIAMS          RLWILLIAMS@gallua.gallaudet.edu
 
 
 1. Doctor, my memory is fine.  Its my sanity I am starting to worry about.
Hello, ______.
        No.
No what?
        No.
Well alright then, be like that.  Here, swallow this.  Some water?  Felling better?
        No.
What a lot of lovely comic you've got.  Do you like them?
        No.
Great.
--- An American Werewolf in London / David (David Naughton)
                                   / Nurse (Jenny Agutter)
                                   / Benjamin
 
 2. You monkey crew.  Your going slow don't impress me.  I'm god. I've got all 
    the time in the universe.  You hear that?  All the time, me.  In the old 
    days, the staff used to get paid on the dot every thousand years.  This 
    staff expects every century.  Ah, this outrage.  
What's this.
    This is our prototype.  RX intercontinental, radar-sneaky, multi-warheaded, 
    nuclear missile.
Ah, what does it do?
    Do?  It kills the enemy.
All the enemy?
    Aye, all of them.  All their wives and all their children and all their 
    sheep and all their cattle and all their cats and dogs.  All of them.  All 
    of them gone for good
        That's horrible.
    Well, you see, the advantage is:  you don't have to see one single one of 
    them die.  You just sit comfortably thousands of miles away and simply press 
    the button.
            Well, where is the fun in that?
    Oh, you'd be surprised, we cater to all sorts here.  Would you care for a 
    little fodder perhaps?
Mmmmm.  Delicious.
    Its not a bad cup of tea, as far as nectar of the gods go you understand.
--- Baron Munchausen / Vulcan
                     / Baron
                     / Sally
                     / Burthold (Eric Idle)
 
 3. Something is wrong.  This, how you say, dorkhead, is an unleashed sex fiend.  
    Ricky, he will not leave me alone.  He thinks because I stay here, I am his 
    love goddess, his prostrate.  No, prostitute.
Holy shit.  You big faker, you speak English.
    But of course I speak English, I speak very good English.  I will not, 
    however, speak Mrs. Smith's, q'est quelle dit, international language of 
    love with this reptilian son.  Mon dieu.
Well honk my hooter.  I don't believe it.  You've have understood everything 
we've said this whole time?
    Look ______, if you were living with a family like that, the less you spoke 
    the happier you would be.  I promise you.
God.  I never thought of that.
    I thought if Casanova and I in there had nothing to say to each other, he 
    would get bored, go away.   Instead he used it as an chance to put his 
    testicles all over me.
His what?
    How you say, octopus, testicles.
--- Better Off Dead / Monique
                    / Lane Myer (John Cusack)
 
 4. You contemptible pig.  I remained celibate for you.  I stood in the back 
    of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy for you.  with 300 friends and 
    relatives in attendance.  My uncle hired the best Rumanian caterers in 
    the state.  To obtain the 7 limousines for the wedding party, my father 
    used up his last favors with Mad Pete Trollup.  So for me, for my mother, 
    my grandmother, my father, my uncle and the common good, I must now kill 
    you, and your brother.
Oh, please don't kill us. Please please don't kill us.  You know I love ya 
baby, I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
    You miserable slug.  You think you can talk your way out of this?  You 
    betrayed me.  
No I didn't, honest.  I ran out of gas. I got a flat tire.  I didn't have 
enough money for cab fair.  My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.  An 
old friend came in from out of town.  Someone stole my car.  There was an 
earthquake, a terrible flood.  Locusts!  It wasn't my fault I swear to God.
--- The Blues Brothers / Jake Blues (John Belushi)
                       / Woman with Gun (Carrie Fischer)
 
 5. Hello?  Hello?  Is anybody here?
Who's there?
    It is I, the ________.
Are you another superhero or are you just another lunatic off the street?
    Silly, I'm another superhero.  Some people call me a good fairy.  Fairy,
    in the old fashioned sense of the word.
You mean... ______?  Of course, come on in.
    OK
Hi.
    Hi, how are you?
Fine, I need some help defeating the Feline.
    Abso-fuckin-lu... I mean, golly gee yes.  You see, Feline did me wrong years
    ago and I want to get her back.
What did she do to you?
    Well once upon a time, when I was a bad fairy, Feline and I thought up this 
    perfect little scheme.  We would bottle water in little green bottles, make 
    up a story about some spring in France, then sell it as a Yuppie status 
    symbol.
You mean...?
    Don't say it.  They'll sue us.  But yes, that was mine.  She made millions 
    and she cut me out of the deal, and those Yuppies, they went for it.
Yeah, they sure did.  Darn it. I could have stopped her, but I didn't.  She 
got away.  I'm no superhero.
    Now come on.  We'll get her because I want her bad.
Yeah, I'm gonna clobber her.  She's not gonna get away this time.  She gave my 
poor Morton polyester hair.  How dare she?
    I'm gonna make her pay for what she did.
Together we can beat her.
    Together we can do it.
Together.
    Together.
Together we can do it.
    But first, I'm gonna make you come.
--- Bratgirl / Ice Princess (Barbara Dare)
             / Bratgirl (Jamie Summers)
 
 6. Get outta here ya fat headed beast.  Come on.
You're the fat headed beast.  Quit shouting.
    Boy, somebody sure trained em.
Which way.
    It doesn't matter.  I don't know where we've been and I've just been there.
    They cant follow us.  We're safe.
You really think so?
    I will if you will. How long you figure we've been watching?
Oh, a while.
    How long before you figure before they're not after us?
While longer.
    How come you're so talkative?
Just naturally blabby I guess.
    I haven't done so much riding since I quit wrestling.  That's a miserable 
    occupation.  Dusk to dawn, no sleep, rotten food.  Hey.
I see it.
    Torches you think?
Maybe, maybe lanterns
    They're following our path.
Dead on it.
    I couldn't do that.  Could you do that?  How can they do that?  Who are 
    those guys?
You sure this will work.
    It'll work.
Yeah, that's what you said about Sweetface.
    It'll work.
--- Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid / Butch (Paul Newman)
                                       / Sundance (Robert Redford)
 
 7. Would you give me a lift to the bus station? I've had it with this place, 
    really.  I promise, I wont hit on you.  I wont even breathe.  Come on.
Ok. OK  Hurry up.
    Thanks.  I appreciate this really.
So why are you leaving?
    I was having too much fun for one person.  I tell you something, I give up 
    on this whole relationship thing.  I mean I was bombing out so bad at that 
    place.  I would of shaved between my eyebrows if I thought it would help.  
    Tell me something, how do you do it?
Do what?
    This whole man woman relationship thing.  I mean how do you do it?  Like 
    when you're with your friends and you can just talk and do whatever you do.  
    Someone you're comfortable with ya know, only like on a romantic level.
--- Casual Sex? / Vinnie (Andrew Dice Clay)
                / Stacy (Lea Thompson)
 
 8. It has only been a few hours since I've translated and spoken aloud the 
    first of the demon resurrection passages from the Book of the Dead.  
Listen up.  This is my father's voice.
    And now I fear that my wife has become host to a Candarian demon.  May God 
    forgive me for what I have unleashed unto this earth.  Last night Henrietta
    tried to kill me. 
No.
    Its now October 1st, 4:33pm.  Henrietta is dead.  I could not bring myself 
    to dismember her corpse.  But I dragged her down the steps, and I buried 
    her.  I buried her in the cellar.  God help me I buried her in the 
    earthen.floor of the fruit cellar.
        What the hell was that.
            Somebody is down there with him.
No, cant be.
                Lets get the fuck out of here.
                    Somebody's in my fruit cellar. Somebody with a fresh soul.
--- Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn / Father Type
                               / Daughter Type
                               / Farmer
                               / Demon Fodder
                               / Farmer's 16 year old wife
                               / Demon Henrietta
 
 9. I do have a test today.  That wasn't bullshit.  Its on European Socialism.  
    But what's the point?  I'm not European.  I don't plan on being European. So 
    who gives a crap if they're socialists.  They could be fascist anarchists.  
    It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. I remember Central 
    Park in fall.  How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess.  Not that I 
    condone fascism. or any -ism for that matter.  -isms in my opinion are 
    not good.  A person should not believe in an ism.  He should believe in 
    himself.  I quote John Lennon:  "I don't believe in Beatles.  I believe in 
    me."  A good point there.  After all, he was the walrus.  I could be the 
    walrus.  I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
--- Ferris Beuler's Day Off / Ferris Beuler (Matthew Broderick)
 
10. This is ridiculous.  Big shot, huh?  You've got a gun.  Now what?  Shithead.  
    You.  Huh?  Maniac.  Let me ask you something.  Maybe you can help me.  
    What's wrong with my life?  Why is my wife sleeping with someone else?  Why 
    can't I sleep?
What are you doing?
    Could someone tell me what we are doing here?
        At least we're not dead.
    Maybe we are and we just don't know it.
        When you die, you don't go to a Ramada Inn.
    How do you know?
--- Into The Night / Ed (Jeff Goldblum)
                   / Lady in flower shop
                   / (Michelle Pfeiffer)
 
11. ______, you shouldn't have come here.
I was just wondering why you'd give an old friend a bum phone number.
    Lets talk in my office, ok?
I don't want to talk in your office.
    I told you.  I don't think its a good idea that we see each other.
Why not?
    Because we don't have anything in common.  Sometimes I wonder if we ever 
    did.
What are you talking about.  We were both athletes, world class, hot for 
each other.  What more could we have in common.
    I stopped being an athlete three years ago, books are my life now.  Don't 
    you dare laugh.  In two years I put together the best special collection
    departments in the country.
What is this?  You're still sore I never read Moby Dick?
    You never read anything I asked you to.
Alright, I'll check it out now.  Is this the whale section?  I'll bet what's
his name at the restaurant read it.
    Tom, his name's Tom.  Keep your voice down.
What do you see in this guy?
    He's stable, intelligent, and I never found him in bed with a stewardess.
That's because no stewardess would have him.  Hey, wouldn't you rather have 
somebody that's in demand?
   Oh you know, _____, its just like always.  You never take anything serious.
   everything's a joke to you.
Hey, I'm just trying to loosen things up.  I'm getting frostbite here.
    Tom and I are getting married in the fall.
Oh God, ______, that's crazy, I had plans for us.
    Plans?
Yeah.  
    How can you say stuff like that.  I haven't seen you in three years.  You
    never even wrote me a letter.
I'm sorry about that, but I wasn't exactly proud of my situation.  Come on you 
never thought about me at all while I was gone?
    Not so loud.
What about the three nights we had on the beach in Vera Cruz.  You ever had
nights like that with Mr. Briefcase?
    What about the nights you had in Detroit with Miss Fuel Injection.
What was I supposed to do?  She bet me fifty bucks she had a better body than
you.  I had to defend your honor.
    What a bunch of bullshit.  I have a much better body than she does!
She's right.
--- Major League / Lynn (Rene Russo)
                 / Jake (Tom Berenger)
 
12. Take off your clothes and get into bed.
Excuse me.  I'm here to take you to the concert.
    Eat me.!
        That's *my* job.
Mr. _____.  Mr. _____.  This is my first day on the job.
            Hey, would you just shut up?
                Really.
You guys I'm just trying to...
        Knock it off!
People I hate to cut your nap short, but I think you get your butts out of bed.
    Who the fuck are you?
The chauffeur.
    Who's chauffeur?
Your chauffeur.
    Yeah, well you know what I did to my last female chauffeur?
No.
    Stripped her and lit her pubes on fire.
            That was the astrologer.
    Well what'd I do the the chauffeur?
        You knocked her up.
    Oh. oh yeah
            Bullshit
    What you mean bullshit?
        We've never had a female chauffeur.
            All men.
                That's a fact.
    I bagged a dude?
        Not the first time.
    What?
        The stewardess?
    That bird was a bloke?
        Yep.
    What do you mean? I been packing fudge?
        You got it.
    God, I must be losing my fucking marbles.
I hate to interrupt here, but I have to take you to a concert.
    Hey, perky tits.  Who the hell are you?
I'm your driver.
    You work for me?
Yes.
    Then take off your clothes and get into bed.
You have a lot of people waiting for you at that concert right now.
    Fuck 'em.
        That's *my* job.
--- My Chauffeur / Cat Fight (Leland Crooke)
                 / Casey (Deborah Foreman)
                 / Bimbo (Robin Antin)
                 / Beebop (Cindy Beal)
                 / Boom Boom (Sue Jackson)
 
13. Hi.  You sure you don't want to come up to my room?
I don't think so.
    What a shame.  You're going to miss my collection of porno braille etchings.
Maybe some other time.
    What's the matter, aren't you on the pill or anything?
Something like that.
    Tell me this isn't true, you're not of Catholic persuasion are you?
Yes I am.
    Oh boy, the fun just went out of today.
Its not that bad.
    Did you go to convent?
Yes.
    Its that bad.
Oh my god, are you ok?
    Oh I'm great. I'm great, thanks.
Can I help?
    You can get me to the car without tripping me.  Virgins!
--- If You Could See What I Hear / Tom Sullivan (Mark Singer)
                                 / His future wife
 
14. Its about time.
Thank God.  Oh no.
    Oh, its all right, ______.  As you can see, modesty counts for nothing 
    around here.
Did they...um...uh.  Did anything happen to you?
    Well, lets see.  I was kidnapped, they stole my dress and I was driven over
    here in the trunk of a car.  Did you mean besides that?
Uh, yeah.
    No, that about covers it.
Listen, we gotta get out of here.  We've gotta get you loose.  There's a guy
named Tito after me and a guy named Fat Jack after you.  Do you have the key?
    No.
Ok, I gonna try to take the bed apart.  Is there any thing you can wear?
    No.  They gave me a tube top and a mini skirt.
Its better than nothing.
    ______, tube tops are out and the mini skirt is vinyl
What was that?  Gotta think, gotta think, I'm gonna go in there and think.
    You must be _______.
        How'd you know?
    Lucky guess.
        Gonna take a little trip, baby.  Gonna meet some guys in Morocco.  How'd
        you like to make it with me?
    Make it with you?  I wouldn't make it with you if you went out, lost your
    tons and came back with a bag over your head.
        Well, don't knock it til you've tried it.
    You're kidding right?  I mean I've had half the varsity football team come
    on to me.  And I didn't made it with any of them.  So it wouldn't be fair if 
    I made it with you, right?  right?  ______!
All right, asshole.
    Don't clown around ok?
        Who's in the can?
    Someone who's gonna beat your brains out.
That's right.
    Right!
        Oh yeah?
    Yeah!  How'd you like that Bluto?
        You shut up.
    Don't let him go, ______.  Somebody owes me a $300 dress, Cinderella, and I
    get to pick it out.  Ok, I give, toss me the vinyl mini skirt.
            This is for shit man.
One last bolt.  Here.
    Um, ______.  I just want to say thanks for showing up when you did.
            Bust your ass all night, trying to make a living, then somebody
            drops a fat guy on you.
--- The Night Before / Tara
                     / Winston (Keanu Reeves)
                     / Fat Jack
                     / Rhonda
 
15. I'm not thinking straight.  I wrote everything down but I think I misspelled 
    it.  That pad on the table.  You need this?
No, thanks, I have one.
    Seems to be the perfect Christmas gift this year.  I'm gonna miss Christmas, 
    permanently.  I want you to know that I thought they were talking 
    hypothetically.  Til they found the first survivors.  Then they really did 
    it.  Some of those survivors were just kids.
Hey, wait a minute.  What's all this about blood?
    They think they can generate a serum.
A serum?
    We were exposed.  Not a lot.  Just enough.  They left the ventilating ducts 
    wide open.  The fans going.  Very scientific.  Very stupid.  In 36 hours 
    you'll be able to vacuum up the last of them from the carpet.  Hey.  You 
    know what?  You are kinda cute, Santa Claus.
--- The Night of the Comet / Dr. Audrey
                           / Hector
 
16.     Surprise.
That's ______.  What's going on?
    I don't know, you're the one that shot him.
_____.   ______.  Wow, this is great, look at that stuff.  Oh, you, you and 
_____.  This is the best.  This is the best.  It was a very mean joke.
    It was a very mean joke and its not working on me.  Don't even try it.
You switched it.  When?
    What?
The fake gun, you switched it for the real gun while I was at the...
    What real gun?
The one I bought.  At the pawn shop on Kentucky Ave.  To protect ______.
    Ok, cut it out.  Get up _______.  It isn't funny, get up.  He's dead.  He's
    dead.  Penn's dead.
Really?
    Yes.
No hard feelings.
--- Penn and Teller Get Killed / Penn (Penn Jillette)
                               / Teller (Teller)
                               / Carlotta (Camille Clarke)
 
17. The best first impressions are the ones that are misleading.  I mean, you 
    can be whoever you want, and whoever they want you to be.  Gloria, for 
    example, the one with the bubble gum, she didn't need much in the way of 
    preparation:  a couple of music mags in the back, the odd shelf full of 
    stuffed toys.  After all she had no fixed impressions of me.  So why bother 
    going beyond the surface detail?  Cause that's the trouble with first 
    impressions, you always have to keep them up.  You can never be over 
    prepared.  That's my motto.  I mean one minute you can have a chance with 
    her, then the next you can say the wrong thing and its all over.  Its a 
    whole different ball game up here.  Girls that is.  I mean back where I come 
    from, any experience with something with only 2 feet, was considered a plus.  
    Down here in London its all about something else.  Getting a girl can be 
    like, well, waging a full scale campaign.
--- The Rachel Papers / Charles Highway ()
 
18. Never broke into a car, never hotwired a car, kid.  I never broke into a 
    trunk.  I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents 
    thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents 
    thereof come to harm.  That's what I call the ______ code, kid.  Don't 
    forget it.  Etch it into your brain.  Not many people got a code to live by 
    anymore.  Hey, look at that, look at those assholes over there.  Ordinary 
    fucking people.  I hate them.
--- Repoman / (Harry Dean Stanton)
 
19. How's your game?
With spectators?
    Do you want to play questions?
How do you play that?
    You have to ask a question.
Statement.  One - Love.
    Cheating.
How?
    I haven't started yet.
Statement.  Two - Love.
    Are you counting that?
What?
    Are you counting that?
Foul.  No repetition.  Three - Love and game.
    I'm not going to play if you're going to be like that.
Who's serve?
    Uh...
Hesitation.  Love - One.
    Who's go?
Why?
    Why not?
What for?
    HA.  No synonyms.  One all.
What in God's name is going on?
    Foul.  No rhetoric.  Two - One.
What does it all add up to?
    Can't you guess?
Are you addressing me?
    Is there anyone else?
Who?
    How would I know?
Why do you ask?
    Are you serious?
Was that rhetoric?
    No.
Statement.  Two all.  Game point.
    What's the matter with you today?
When?
    What?
Are you deaf?
    Am I dead?
Yes or no?
    Is there a choice?
Is there a God?
    Foul.  No non-sequiturs.  Three - Two.  One game all.
What's your name?
    What's yours?
You first.
    Statement.  One - Love.
What's your name when you're at home?
    What's yours?
When I'm at home?
    Is it different at home?
What home?
    Haven't you got one?
Why do you ask?
    What are you driving at?
What's your name?
    Repetition.  Two - Love.  Match point.
Who do you think you are?
    Rhetoric.  Game and match!
--- Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Dead / Rosencrantz (Gary Oldman)
                                      / Guildenstern (Tim Roth)
 
20. The red areas are hers.  The yellow areas are mine.  Green is neutral.  The
    kitchen was difficult but Barbara came up with the idea of time allotments.
This seems rational to you both?
    Yeah.
Look, ______, my father used to say that a man could never outdo a woman when
it came to love or revenge.  Why don't you just let her have the house?  There
are other houses.  There are other women.
    No, no, no, DeVito, I'm gonna win because I've gotten her to accept the
    ground rules.
______, there is no winning in this.  Its only degrees of losing.
    I've got more square footage.
--- War of the Roses / Oliver (Michael Douglas)
                     / Lawyer (Danny DeVito)
Yes, this is an error in the movie.  Mr. Douglas slips "DeVito" into the 
dialog.
-- 
Steve Hammond                                               hammond@umich.edu
   I'll tell you what to do:
   Go that way, really fast, if something gets in your way, turn.
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