From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: VOTE FOR SAINT!!!!!!!! (He's not an accountant.)
Date: 13 Oct 92 00:59:51 GMT
Organization: People Named Chuck Anonymous
In-reply-to: lawrence@ctron.com's message of 7 Oct 92 13:08:46 GMTLines: 149

In article <5434@balrog.ctron.com> lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:
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.He's not liberal rubbish!

I am!  And I also enjoy mowing the lawn!

.He's not a pufter!

I am!  And I'm taller!

.He's not a dead bishop!

I am!  And I'm also named Larry!

.He's not a loony! (although he has been spotted from time to time)

I am!  And I'm a smurf, too!

.He's Vince Snetterton-Lewis' next-door neighbor!

I'm not!  And I don't smell!

.He's entirely NOT like a dose of clap!

I am!  And I make you goo "Waaka!  Waaaka!!  Woooooo!!"

.He walks silly!

I don't!  I walk 'oddly'!

.He's on the committee to save crunchy frogs from extinction.

I wasn't!  And we were much more successful!

.He works all night, sleeps all day and, occasionally, puts
		.on womens' clothing.

I don't!  I think I'll sing!

.He's got tremendous naughty bits .... tucked away in the closet.

I don't!  My Booooniieee Lies Ooover the Ooocean!!!

.He's never kissed the editor of ANYTHING!

I have!  I've kissed 'em all! (and I would again if you want me to)

.He owns a gouse and harden in the country!

I don't!  I won't have it!  Thats disgusting, and so is my wife!

.He's lived a man's life (and occasionally been known to dabble)

I haven't!  But I can still play the banjo!

.He'll sit on your face and tell you that he loves you!

I won't!  But I'll gnaw on your knee if you like!

.He's a charter member of the society for putting things on
		.top of other things.

I'm not!  I failed out early (ask Jester)!

.He's got wooden teeth, which he truly did buy at a chemist's
		.in Augsburg.

I don't!  I don't even have teeth!  Dispicable things, really.

.He's a MASTER OF LLAP-Goch: The ancient, secret Welsh art
		.of self defence!

I'm not!  I can't even use Deep Woods Off properly!

.He loves Spam, with shallots in overlay, truffle patties on
		.an fried egg on top of Spam.

I don't!  A good plate of dung is good enough for me, I love it!

.He's a reformed Knight of Ni (and won't waste your time
		.saying "ecky-ecky-thump-ptang-widdle-umm, Ni.")

I'm not!  Ecky-ecky-thump-ptang-widdle-umm, Ni!!

.He's got a tape recorder up his brother's nose.

I don't!  I've got my brother's nose in my tape recorder!

.He's eaten Chichester Cathedral!

I'm not!  I *am* Chichester Cathedral!

.He actually found a tiger in Africa!

I haven't!  And I'm *not* Abraham Lincoln!

.AND:
	.He wrote the best-selling how-to book: "How to rub your stomach
	.up against a chair leg." Which followed the
	.hugely unsuccessful novels, "How to Read,"
	."How to Get the Cat's Head out of the Gas
	.Cooker," and "How to Masturbate in Public
	.Without Tipping off the Constables."

I haven't!

I wrote:  "Why Sunburn Always Reminds Me Of A Small Plate Of Mixed
	Vegetables In A Small Cafe In Lisbon, But Nothing Else Except
	Perhaps, No, No, It Couldn't Be That, Or Could It, Yes, Maybe,
	It Just Could Be...It's The Mary Tyler Moore Show And Three
	Pounds Of Flour"


.VOTE FOR SAINT ... you could do worse, you know.

Vote for Dan!! He's right, you could vote for me!

.*Available soon in paperback.
.Remember: Absence makes the fondler grow hard.

*Now in twelve assorted colours for the discriminating chess player!
Remember: Decedance makes the tart grow tumours.

.[Don't] VOTE FOR SAINT FOR BEST A.F.M-Per.

Dan aka Vote for Dan for the Best Short Person with a Big Nose!