HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mmr@asgserver.canberra.edu.au (Micheal Rainford-Watson)
Subject: Re: Free clue, for my friend Flicka
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 05:21:53 GMT

In article <9210082142.05@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <1992Oct7.175025.10396@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
>>In article <MJD.92Oct6170238@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul ("[*] Angel of Wheaties") writes:
>>
>>}Collared Peccary:  It is illegal to sell horse meat for human consumption.
>>
>>Only in the US. Horse meat is quite legal in France, thogh for
[etc]
>
>
>It's quite legal to sell horsemeat in the US for human consumption.  There
>was a horsemeat only butcher shop in Hartford in the early 80's.  It lasted
>until the yuppies and the gourmets realized that they didn't like tough,
>stringy meat.
>
>They also had an attached restaurant.  Horse steak meal for $40.
>
>-- 
Some Australian company exported heaps of wild donkys, horses, and kangaroos
and beef to America for years and no-one complained. How bad can it be?


-- 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Subject: SSC
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 21:38:27 GMT

I played Meatloaf's "Bat out of Hell" album last night,
really loud. And I _liked_ it.

	-JAH

--
Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 685-2793
Exclaimer: Hey!           Plan: Birth School Work Death
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: The Printer
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 16:44:06 GMT

In <Bvvw9C.3DK@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>In <1992Oct7.044326.9428@netcom.com> thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet) writes:
>>At microport we named the apple laserwriter 'godot'.
>>I claim that the best name space is human body parts.
>>You see, a good name space has several characteristics:
>>	1) The words are short.  Heart liver spleen finger toe ...

>...orbicularis palpebrarum, corrugator supercilii, levator labii superioris,
>levator anguli oris, levator labii superioris alaeque nasi,
>pterygoideus externus, rectus capitis lateralis, genio-hyo-glossus...


DINNER BELL DINNER BELL RING!


-- 
ben                                     fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
 "A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other,
  if they don't destroy their knees first, or start sleeping with 
  each other's girlfriends." - Rigler, about Indiana Ultimate
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: MMMMMFFFFPPPHH
Date: 14 Oct 1992 04:42:54 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-19.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

Try as I might, I find constipation and I am just not able to squeeze that
1001 out. But I can hear their steel toed boots clack clacking on the
linoleum floor as they flank the outer hall, outfitted in their needles
and lollipops to entice me

By the way, I wipe sitting down
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34415 uk.misc:192
From: jan@dcs.qmw.ac.uk (Jan Wysocki)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,uk.misc
Subject: Re: British Rail -- We're Getting There
Date: 16 Oct 92 13:07:17 GMT
Reply-To: jan@dcs.qmw.ac.uk
Distribution: uk
Organization: Department of Computer Science, Queen Mary & Westfield College.

In article <1992Oct16.080035.18408@dcs.qmw.ac.uk>, mmh@cs.qmw.ac.uk (Matthew Huntbach) wrote:
|> In article <1992Oct14.092057.14444@infodev.cam.ac.uk>, jlb10@cl.cam.ac.uk (John Beaven) wrote:
|> |> In article <26862@castle.ed.ac.uk>, cam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Chris Malcolm) wrote:

<Possible urban myth deleted.>

|> Yes, I found the story difficult to believe. No-one in Britain
|> *ever* actually confronts people who smoke in no-smoking
|> carriages. The most anyone does is cough a bit, or rustle their
|> newspapers.
|> 
|> Matthew Huntbach

On the contrary, I (yes, not a friend of a friend :-), with a little help
from some other agrieved passengers, had an obnoxious tobacco addict
removed by British Transport Police.  The majoir difficulty was in persuading
the 'conductor' and the buffet car 'attendant' to take any action.  The 
majority of the passengers did join in and attempted to dissuade the smoker.

-- 
  --- Neil Young on computing: "Farmer John I'm in love with your data" ---

          Jan Wysocki                 |  Computer Science Department,
                                      |  Queen Mary and Westfield College,
 email:    jan@dcs.qmw.ac.uk          |  Mile End Road,
'phone:   +44 (0)71 975 5234          |  London.  E1 4NS
 fax?  Leave it out John, I'm trying to get away from pre-telephone technology.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: Sin
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 17:17:59 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.142717.22135@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> prob@700.org (Pat Robertson) writes:
>
>Talk.bizarre is not about being "bizarre", or even about talking.
>
>It is a froup whose goals are to encourage geeks to ignore their jobs,
>kill their computers, become communist needle-sharing gay junkies, and
>practice withcraft.
>

 Uh-oh. The jig is up, guys! Guess we'll all have to go back to our homes in
Cuba now...

-- Clint. "Hmm... Being Communist and practicing a religion at the same time...
          Now THERE's a trick..."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Rictus Hep follows up Ken Johnson
Organization: t.b
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:10:02 GMT

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> Last night I dreamed I was making love to a girl right-handed.  She was
> mid-20s, lean, and wore white cotton-lined plastic panties under a short
> pleated white tennis skirt.  She was more inviting and willing than you
> can imagine.  But I can't remember what she looked like. 

     "Yeah, chure.  Like with a faceful of lean
mid-20s white cotton-lined plastic pantied ass,
you're really going to be wondering what she looks
like."

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep explains himself to a meter maid
Date: 8 Oct 92 21:24:23 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)


"Um, you see, I have this big problem with authority..."

RICHH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep visits Boulder, Colorado
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 20:14:52 GMT



In article <1992Oct11.205955.16379@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

   In article <1992Oct11.193749.10773@netcom.com> chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
   >gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) repeats himself in the guise of Rictus Hep:
   >>"No, I'm not from Ork.  Why do you ask?"
   >
   >you have ERRED.  you have repeated yourself in talk.bizarre
   >in a stitch of time less than that allowed by periodicity.
   >
   >if you keep this up, we're gonna figure *you're* Rictus Hep.

   Damn...you're right.  I DID post something almost identical maybe
   a month ago.  Off to disembowel myself.

   Mark., some people think I'm Rictus Hep already


the resemblence is amazing...
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Re: Name that Government Agency
Date: 11 Oct 92 04:10:24 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1992Oct11.040627.28690@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>
>It's time to play, name that government agency.

How many government agencies can you name that have investigated me?

BONUS POINTS:  Which one's investigated me BEFORE i turned 18?




-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34166 alt.fan.rush-limbaugh:6888
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Subject: What to do about Rush (was Re: Obviously not fans of Rush)
Keywords: I'll roast in Hell for this...
Date: 14 Oct 92 20:18:27 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:

>I've been listening to the senseless back-and-forth arguments raging across
>the net these past few days and it's become pretty obvious to me that many 
>of you folks are not big fans of Rush.

>All I can say is, you've obviously never listened carefully to Rush, or else
>you wouldn't be saying some of these foolish things.

Speaking as the presidential candidate of he Scorched Earth Party, I feel
that while Rush Limbaugh has the proper knee-jerk, closed minded approach
to things, he does not go nearly far enough to satisfy us.

That is why, given the chance, I would shoot Rush Limbaugh in the head.
Well, actually, that would be the last thing I would do. First, I would 
pierce his nipples and other delicate areas with thin bone needles,
made from the skulls of several of his bonehead followers. Then I would
set him on fire. Finally, as he, in agony, slipped from consciousness for
the last time, I would shoot him in the head.

Vote Scorched Earth:
	"Right for you, right for America."

				- Jeff Vogel
				Scorched Earth Party
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 04:23:06 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <Bw2L6s.8nx@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <9210122330.50@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>In article <7663@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>>
>>>In article <BvzGos.82p@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov
>>>(Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>>
>>>#  The UK?  Isn't that a small island off the coast of Ireland?
>>>
>>>
>>>No, that's Britain.  The U.K. includes a bit of Ireland. 
>>>
>>>-- Ken "it isn't England, either" Johnson
>>
>>So why isn't there an SRA working to free the Scots?
>
>It would take a lot more explosives to seperate Scotland from the rest
>of the island.  Definitely a plate-tectonic thing.
	
But don't forget the dreaded haggis bomb.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Sanity
Date: 12 Oct 92 12:45:53 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


i have made a decision to accept sanity in my life, at least for a trial
period to see if i like it.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Major Discovery
Organization: Rice University
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 23:11:27 GMT

In article <3118@evil.demon.co.uk>, satan@evil.demon.co.uk (satan) writes:
|> 
|> 
|> Dave Winder is of the devil, I am the lord god Satan and David is my child.

[large .sig deleted]

HEY!!!

EVERYBODY!!!

I HAVE MADE A *MAJOR* DISCOVERY!!!

"Satan is a complete and utter *nurd*."

HWRNMNBSOL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: Obviously not fans of Rush/LONG SHAMEFUL DESC.
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: FUCK YOU
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 19:04:09 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.194230.9527@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>In article <1992Oct13.232905.4446@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:

>How old are you?
>
>Ace
>
	OK	
so, i did this stupid thing once before so i'll be brief for those of you
with short a attention span. my name is pat finerty. i am 24. i will be 25
this april. swell. i am a second year grad student in the dept. of
biochem. at the u of utah. before i started school here i lived in
seattle and drank and did drugs. (so sorry kent). i still do, oh the
wonders of grad school. i just bought a car, a 1987 VW Jetta GLI, and
today i had it insured. swell. right-o. i am so sorry that i cannot
provide my address on the net. i'm sure anyone with half a brain could get
a utah phone book and find it. 
	how about a description...i am about 5-10 and 120 lbs. i'm sure
you can guess i am fairly thin. i have long curly hair, down to about the
middle of my back. it is all one length. i sometimes wear glasses but i
usually wear contacts. i almost always wear shorts and a pair of doc's. i
have the ox blood boots (8 hole) and some black regular shoes. 
	i like to drink good beer (homebrew or micro brew) and good gin. i
like gin martinis without any vermouth and some would say it's not a
mortini but i say fuck off. it's my drink and i like ice cold gin straight
up. yeah. have a swell day. 

	now let's see one of the from you reese, you limey bastard. 

--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
						          "React with this!"
From: ballms@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu (BALLMS)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: vampire
Date: 16 Oct 92 02:54:00 GMT
Organization: Vanderbilt University


    OH MY GOD < ITS YOUR NEIGHBOR
Here is a another technique that vampires like to use, and also
just conceited jerks in general. You know, the last post I sent on this
matter only lasted one day. I guess the editor thought it
wasnt good enough. Too bad if you missed it. 

The 'guilt-sling' game. In this game, the vampire tries to make you think
they are spiritually above you, and that when you are under their
'spell' or 'influence', you are being 'spiritually elevated' to a 
higher state.  Then, the vampire will psychically seek out a flaw
in your character (everyone has some sort of flaw) and 'amplify'
or 'energize' it and by changing their point of view toward you 
in light of your 'flaw', will attempt to make you feel guilt-ridden
about it, and thus weaken your self confidence. The vampire does this 
in order to sanctimoniously and graciously 'forgive' you, and 
relieve you of 'guilt'. They do this to increase the bond of
depraved intimancy between you and themsevles. Their goal is to
increase your being psychologically dependent on them.  This game
can be easily combined with the 'svadisthana bomb' game, and thus,
bring in the element of sexual desire, and the guilt that is usually
associated with sex. You can counter this game by proper discrimination
and by appealing to certain saints, archangels, gods, goddesses, and
mainly by understanding the techniques they are trying to use
against you. With the psychic vampire 'test' , your discrimination is
analogous to the wooden stake. ( I have to make these damn
tests interesting by comparing them to cheesy movies,there are
way too many serious nitwit pulpit occultists out there),,
Rev. Ganglia.
I do hope this has offended someone, or made someone feel
they already know everything or made someone feel I am a complete nut.
---
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Date: 15 Oct 1992 14:30:01 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov
Keywords: H760

In article <1992Oct14.760760760760@ccvm.sunysb.edu> cheating@ccvm.sunysb.edu (queue cue) writes:
>
>Well, heck, I can get you oodles of copper wiring if you need it...

Got enough RG-11 to run from DC to North Carolina?
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 18:49:29 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <67490@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>Rick Kelly thinks out loud:
>: Yet another prisoner of public transportation.
>: 
>: At least you were smart enough to be born in a country where
>: "public transportation" isn't an oxymoron.
>
>That's CONTINENT, bubba. They're a bit bigger you know.
>Try getting out more.

Since when is the UK a continent?

The UK has good public transportation, but the last time I was there they
hadn't made it a continent yet.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: yee haww!!!!
Keywords: a car
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 17:32:46 GMT

RU-486 would have prevented this sociological disaster.

				--Blair
				  "And been a cool name for
				   a band in oh, say, 1981..."
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:43:35 GMT
Organization: University of Central Florida

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:

>So, if you have a 28 million BTU electric furnace, you can turn it off and run 
>the Vax instead.  If, on the other hand, you have a gas or oil furnace, you
>can turn that off and run the Vax.  However, the Vax, like an electric
>furnace, will be more expensive to operate than a gas or oil furnace because
>the cost per erg of energy of oil or gas is less than that of electricity.

For another alternate use of computing machinery, consider this:  the
computer lab in our office used to have two concentric semicircles of
CRTs, about fifteen in all, as well as two TVs mounted on the wall.
This was handy because in the center of the room there was a focal
point where we could actually make microwave popcorn.

infidel

Of course, now I'm sterile and have no eyebrows, but it was worth it.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: it's okay to punch "Infinite Repeat"
Followup-To: rec.audio,alt.alien.visitors,rec.music.gdead
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:07:37 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.024633.9040@wetware.com> billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill) writes:
>when you put the CD in the CD player, it's
>okay to remember to turn on the amplifier.
>
>if you look at the CD player when the killfile
>is running and notice the numbers ticking, it's 
>still okay to remember to turn on the amplifier.

Yeah, but what if you have to turn the amplifier on and then wait about
a minute and a half before it warms up enough to produce music?  (Plus, the
breaker for the amp is on the other side of the room from the CD player).

>if you look at the CD player when deciding whether
>to save a particular post and you notice the numbers
>ticking in silence, it's important to turn on the 
>amplifier and do whatever the first four words tell
>you to do.

Yes, but if we have to wait the additional time for the amp to warm up
(and also there is a thermal delay relay that keeps the B+ turned off until
the filaments are up to temperature), then we'll miss those crucial four
words, and then get the wrong words entirely.  We might go out and find Jesus
when what we really should have done was to kill our wives.  You need to
work on this.
--scott
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: No looking at your neighbors' papers....
Date: 7 Oct 1992 04:57:36 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, pkust@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Paul R Kust) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>   Bush didn't raise taxes, CONGRESS did.
>
>Yep.  Bush had _nothing_ to do with it.

 pkust@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu -- anagram (@=r)
********************************************
  Nostradamus: "Pick out the 'uge ass!"
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-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Duelling Authors: H.P. Lovecraft vs. Jackie Collins
Date: 8 Oct 92 23:36:59 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


fawcett@aramis.rutgers.edu (Tom Fawcett) writes:
>
>   I vote for this as most entertaining posting of the week.
>
>   Next week: Kernighan and Celine.

Hagbard Celine???
--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"
					-R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Totally Qool Science Experiment
Date: 14 Oct 92 02:16:03 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]


Get a bottle of Clearly Canadian.  I used Western Loganberry; however,
I have a hunch that flavor is irrelevant for our purposes.

Put it in the freezer.

Forget about it for EXACTLY three and a half hours.

Jump up out of your chair, scream "Whoops!", and run towards the freezer.

Get said bottle of Clearly Canadian out of the freezer, walk back to your
chair, sit down, and open the bottle.

Keep the bottle at eye level.  Try to hold the bottle by the neck instead
of the base.

Sit and watch.




For a slightly more messy experiment, leave the bottle in the freezer overnight.
I did that once too.
--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"Brutus assassinated Caesar - what? - two thousand years ago, and here's a high
 school dropout with a dollar-twenty-five an hour job in Dallas who knows who
 he was.  And they say fame is fleeting."  --Booth, to Oswald, from "Assassins"
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Ginsberg
Date: 13 Oct 92 20:55:39 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: Downsize Inc.


I know he's some kind of great countercultural icon, but I can't listen to
Allen Ginsberg read his poetry without thinking that that must have been what
the Carvel Ice Cream man sounded like in his youth.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: some notes on the presidential debate
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 16:00:45 GMT


The most popular phrase used by both Clinton and Bush:



"...like Ross said..."


What a coupla of butt lickers.  They both kept sucking up to him.


TTFH
M - Can't wait 'till the veeps go at it.
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep visits Boulder, Colorado
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 11:57:24 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <1992Oct11.193749.10773@netcom.com>, chaos writes:

> in a stitch of time less than that allowed by periodicity.
> 
> there IS NO cabal 

Pardon? My screen's a little fuzzy, did you say you have no
labia?

Dac
--
(Is there a society for determining if Chaos is ectopically challenged)

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