HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Mawiage!
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:32:10 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <15OCT92.01494864@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>>In article <1992Oct13.181306.1498@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet get me all hot and bothered by calling on the telephone and just breathing heavy:
>>> 
>>>>In article <1992Oct8.153416.21528@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>>> Miles and miles of header dragged outside, shot, and sent to the Russian
>>>>> front only to be gobbled up by a rabbit with really big fangs.
>>>>> 
>>>>> |> Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney. 
>>>>> |> Sure, I'll marry you IF:
>>>>> |> 	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay. 
>>>>> |> 	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
>>>>> |> 	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
>>>>> |> 	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
>>>>> |> 	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
>>>>> |> 		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)
>>>>> |> 
>>>>> Quit right and all that but just how good is he on the computer.  Exactly 
>>>>> what does he have to live up to?
>>>>> 
>>>>> doubting with hairy legs.
>>>>Yeah Fievel--how good are you on the computer? As opposed to on the
>>>>piano or ....
>>> 
>>> Oooh, you *are* a randy little mollusk, aren't you?
>>> 
>>> James <=== I wish you boys would pay attention! I'm doing this for *your*
>>> 	benefit, you know!!
>>Octopus, actually. But I must admit Something:
>>	(oh no! a confusion from she of no sins !)
>>   What is left of my little broken, shattered heart after Fievel
>>refused to marry me (all 69 pieces of it, actually) belong to whoever
>>does the best job of convincing me he's worthy. So---
>>		WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?????
> 
> 
> WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!
> JUST BECAUSE I REFUSED TO MARRY YOU, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I NO LONGER...UMm
> umm..
> i can't really say it over the net, darling...
> you know...
> thingy...
> :)
> Fievel!
> 
Well, you have lowered yourself to the ranks of all the slugs in the
world and have to beg for forgiveness. So...BEG and be good at it for
a reward of astounding proportions.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 11 Oct 92 05:25:28 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <Bvuy1z.KxM@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> This message paid for by the Commit Jester to an Asylum Society
> -- 
> I am the broken glass that cuts your sticky fingers.
> I am the hero that every world and every culture needs!
> I am the sequins on the Jumpsuit of Justice.
> I am the corn on crime's big toe.

Now Jester,
	Why should they vote for someone who has nothing better to do
than to campaign for themself?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 06:50:40 GMT

(David Bromage) writes:
>che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au wrote:
>: Hey Ratboy, where are you?
>: 

{BONK}

I'M RIGHT HERE!!!!!!

Um...we did this already...

Ratboy aka Oh...I'm invisible...sorry...
From: doctor8@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Clay Evans)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: VOTE FOR SAINT!!!!!!!! (He's not an accountant.)
Date: 12 Oct 92 16:32:32 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida


> 
> vvv      vvv      oooooo       tttttttttttt        eeeeeeeee
>  vvv    vvv      oooooooo      tttttttttttt       eeeeeeeeeee
>   vvv  vvv      ooo    ooo         tttt           eeee   eeee
>    vvvvvv       ooo    ooo         tttt           eeeeeeeeee
>     vvvv        ooo    ooo         tttt           eeee      
>      vv          oooooooo          tttt           eeeeeeeeee
>      vv           oooooo           tttt            eeeeeeee
> 
> FOR SAINT!!!
> 
> 	He's not liberal rubbish!
> 	He's not a pufter!
> 	He's not a dead bishop!
> 	He's not a loony! (although he has been spotted from time to time)
> 	He's Vince Snetterton-Lewis' next-door neighbor!
> 	He's entirely NOT like a dose of clap!
> 	He walks silly!
> 	He's on the committee to save crunchy frogs from extinction.
> 	He works all night, sleeps all day and, occasionally, puts 
> 			on womens' clothing.
> 	He's got tremendous naughty bits .... tucked away in the closet.
> 	He's never kissed the editor of ANYTHING!
> 	He owns a gouse and harden in the country!
> 	He's lived a man's life (and occasionally been known to dabble)
> 	He'll sit on your face and tell you that he loves you!
> 	He's a charter member of the society for putting things on
> 			top of other things.
> 	He's got wooden teeth, which he truly did buy at a chemist's 
> 			in Augsburg.
> 	He's a MASTER OF LLAP-Goch: The ancient, secret Welsh art 
> 			of self defence!
> 	He loves Spam, with shallots in overlay, truffle patties on
> 			an fried egg on top of Spam.
> 	He's a reformed Knight of Ni (and won't waste your time
> 			saying "ecky-ecky-thump-ptang-widdle-umm, Ni.")
> 	He's got a tape recorder up his brother's nose.
> 	He's eaten Chichester Cathedral!
> 	He actually found a tiger in Africa!
> 	
> 	AND:
> 
> 	He wrote the best-selling how-to book: "How to rub your stomach
> 			up against a chair leg." Which followed the
> 			hugely unsuccessful novels, "How to Read," 
> 			"How to Get the Cat's Head out of the Gas 
> 			Cooker," and "How to Masturbate in Public
> 			Without Tipping off the Constables."
> 
> 	VOTE FOR SAINT ... you could do worse, you know.
> 
> 	*Available soon in paperback.
> 
> 	Remember: Absence makes the fondler grow hard.
> 
> 	VOTE FOR SAINT FOR BEST A.F.M-Per.
> 
> 	

Dir sir,

I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the message you 
have just posted. Many of my best friends are Saints and only a few of 
them are transvestites (present company included)!

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Pus-Faced-Git (Mrs.)

PS:I'm not going to read this message as I think it's far too silly.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Hell????
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 23:15:15 GMT

>>Damn, another dead article.
>It's feeling ... much ... better...
No it isn't. It'll be stone dead in a minute.


oISnm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Song Lyrics
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 00:23:38 GMT

Jeremy C. Bargen (jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu) wrote:
: 
: Does anyone have the complete lyrics for the Dennis Moore song? I only
: remember the verse that goes, "Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, et cetera, et
: cetera."
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dum dum dum da night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dum dum dum da da
He steals dum da dum
And dum dum da dum
Mr dum, dum da dum
Dum da dum

: 
: I also need:
: 	Sheet music for the tune played in the background of the Cheese
: 		Shop Sketch
I have seen it performed live using Zorba the Greek as the background music.

: 	A tin of Spam
Spam's off luv.

: 	The Maltese Falcon
Try looking in Malta.

: 	Queen Elizabeth II in a light white wine sauce
Helen Shapiro is much tastier.

: 	A teaspoonful of neutronium
with shallots, truffles and garlic.

: 	The naughty bits of a lady
Number 27?

: 
: that is, if it's not too much trouble.
: 
: Vermin ralph with a bag of things
David aka Bruce (to avoid confusion)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Vote for me!
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 23:44:10 GMT


Vote for Michael Phipps Bong!, Slightly Silly Party.
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Voting
Date: 9 Oct 92 08:32:10 GMT
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>Well. as people seem to like this voting thingie.....
>please mail me your top 3 choices for a.f.m-per of the year

I'd much rather post it.  It preserves secrecy, because who in (or with)
their right mind would read this load of bollox ??

>and i will tabulate them and post the winner one week
>from today.....you know me address......
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu....

My top 3 are:
1: Meetch.
2: Meetch.
3: Reginald Maudling.

>Jester aka please mail me...its easier that way....
Meetch aka Pythons of the world unite !
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Date: 7 Oct 92 15:12:07 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY


In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
Gina (who insinuates NOTHING) (much) responds:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>>>>>What yer mean like this? (FWOOOSH!) oops. (big
>>> 
>>> It's alrigght, yyyou mised me angot my edtor
>>> 
>>>>>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>>>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>>>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>>>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina 
> 
> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
than cherries any day.)
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello????
Date: 11 Oct 92 05:01:01 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct8.153637.21793@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Oct7.144227.3020@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> |> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!wupost!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
> |> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
> |> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> |> Subject: Re: Hello????
> |> Message-ID: <1992Oct7.144227.3020@wkuvx1.bitnet>
> |> Date: 7 Oct 92 14:42:27 CDT
> |> References: <1992Oct6.234238.26603@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>
> |> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
> |> Lines: 7
> |> 
> |> 
> |> 
> |> In article <1992Oct6.234238.26603@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
> |> > 
> |> > Damn, another dead article.
> |> And Gina jokingly replies:
> |> 	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
> |> 
> So Ginas an artical now.  From what I gather, quite an inpressive artical
> nudge nudge wink wink a nods as good as a wink to a blind man.

And you don't even know what I look like yet!!! If you're blind
though, you'll never know for sure, though I can huant your dreams!!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Date: 8 Oct 92 15:14:49 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <sprooney.718496770@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>Hey Ratboy, where are you?
> Texas... where he belongs.
> 
> mNSi
> o
No, he belongs up here with me, but I scared him off, I guess. Too
much of a good thing, I suppose.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jesters useless thread
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 15:01:42 GMT

(David A. Joiner) writes:
>(Jester) writes:
>>(Cadaver) writes:
>>(Jim Beam) writes:
>>>>(Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>>>>(James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>>>It's feeling ... much ... better...
>>>>>>>No it isn't. It'll be stone dead in a minute.
>>>>>>No, No. It's just worn out after a long squauk!
>>>>>No. It's stunned!
>>>>No. I'ts resting!
>>>No. It's pining for the fjords!
>>No. It's dead..o wait...i cant say that yet
>Yes you can, cause it's pushing up daisies!

Why not tulips?

>>>>>Ratboy the aka-less
>>>>Jas Me the aka-ful
>>>Ratboy the aka-ed
>>Jester the akamaster
>dave the smurf
Jester aka get a real cartoon character..

>>I am the cancelled checque that comes in the mail.
>>I am the zit on the night of crime's really big date.
>>I am the line noise that screws up your download...
>>I am the ghost of a chance that you don't have.
>I just thought I'd leave this in.
>I do so love to see these repeated three or four times
>in the same post...

pffft.....I kill them....
-- 
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From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Date: 16 Oct 92 15:27:31 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) confronts all manner of twits:
>jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) argues:
>>kozickk@pell2l11.alleg.edu (Zick) writes:

>>>Please, I know this has been asked before, but can anyone tell me where I  
>>>can find the script to the Holy Grail? Any info would be appreciated.
>>>					Sincerely,
>>>					   Brother Maynard

>>I've told you once...
>No you haven't.  Now hold yer head still.. *WHUMP*
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know this was abuse...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 06:26:37 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.194146.4065@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>     +---+
>>Vote | 0 | Apathy
>>     +---+
>
>I was going to vote "Apathy", but then I thought "Oh, why bother?"
Ratboy aka I almost voted, but put it off til later
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Vote
Date: 16 Oct 92 16:15:34 GMT

In article <Bw68BH.AH5@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} I know you all want to win the election, but the only way you
} can hope to win is to mail me your vote by Novemberr 3rd
} so get off your pinny ass and mail me your top 3 choices
} fpr a.f.m-p president....
} 
} and a vote for me would not hurt either....
} 
} anyways.....only 9 people have voted.....just get your 10 best freinds
} to e-mail me and walla......you can win.....

Okay - I vote for:

1> Bruce
2> Me
3> Jester

Phil squig yup - Bruce for Prez...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 09:39:26 GMT

(Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>In a previous article, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) says:
>>->In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:
>>->
>>->>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>->>
>>->>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>->>the winner in one week......
>>->>
>>->>Just something to still the boredom....
>>->>
>>->>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>->
>>->So...we're to vote for our five favorite a.f.m.p'ers, are we?
>>->
>>->Well, I'm casting a vote for Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Newsgroup.
>>Well I prefer Brave Sir Robin, who almost sent a post once,
>>who nearly flamed Jester, and nearly followed up to an article with the
>>word `Spam' in it..
>
>Ooh!  Don't say the "S" word!  I soiled my armor, I was so scared!
>
>>->
>>->Vermin ralph Head Surgeon for the Hospital for Pretty Young Ladies Who
>>->Don't Have Anything In Particular Wrong With Them
>>Pag aka Well where is the machine that goes `ping' ?
>>
>Right here...
>*ping*
>See? Now don't you feel silly?
>
>Vermin wang this is my neighbor, he's a slimy little rat-faced git
Ratboy aka I am not! Oh...yes i am...

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: RE: Get the comfy chair !
Originator: kchestn@c00398-346dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 15:34:16 GMT


|> >> 
Miles and miles of header dragged outside, shot, and sent to the Russian
front only to be gobbled up by a rabbit with really big fangs.


|> >>Excuse me, Fievel, but I want to be the one to bash rats. I hear they
|> >>are actually very good in the late night hours...
|> >> 
|> >>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
|> >>I won't get paid, now does it.
|> >> 
|> >>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
|> >>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
|> > 
|> > Will you marry me?
|> > 		-Fievel
|> 
|> Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney. 
|> Sure, I'll marry you IF:
|> 	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay. 
|> 	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
|> 	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
|> 	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
|> 	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
|> 		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)
|> 
Quit right and all that but just how good is he on the computer.  Exactly 
what does he have to live up to?

doubting with hairy legs.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Michael Ellis
Date: 13 Oct 92 18:25:29 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet runs around in the background calling "Dinsdale...":
>In article <1992Oct8.173312.23079@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet growls:
>>>In article <sprooney.718496770@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>>>Hey Ratboy, where are you?
>>>> Texas... where he belongs.
>>>> mNSi
>>>> o
>>>No, he belongs up here with me, but I scared him off, I guess. Too
>>>much of a good thing, I suppose.
>> Well, you don't frighten *me* with those big sharp claws and nasty
>> pointed teeth!!
>> What?
>> Oh, sorry, I thought you were a rabbit!
>Didn't you know I am a FOX ?!!!?? literally

Well, that's what ratboy said, but you *know* how he's always confusing
Foxes with Alligators and other Marsupials.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these masses
Date: 8 Oct 92 18:29:12 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet throws more used hankies on the pile of rubbish to be burned at the end of the month:
>In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina 
>> 
>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
>than cherries any day.)
Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
	in my mouth....
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: No head in a bag ...
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:11:53 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet makes a paid political announcement:

>In article <5524@balrog.ctron.com>, lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:
>> There's still time! Hurry! Cast your vote for SAINT!
>> VOTE FOR SAINT!!!!!! FOR PRESIDENT OF A.F.M-P.!!!!!
>> He's got a wet spot on his leg!

>I'M TELLING YOU, RATBOY IS BETTER !!!!!!!!!! 
>						i should know.
... but do you?