Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wednesday, 8 Apr 1992 11:56:43 EDT
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: I want my bunny rabbit NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
 <92098.120841CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>

In article <92098.120841CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>, <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu> says:


>In article <167B57AF6.M14731@mwvm.mitre.org>, M14731@mwvm.mitre.org writes:

>|> >>Oh, now how about playing ring tose with dounuts???

    Me and my bunny rabbit do this all the time.


>Consider the possible implications of various rewards or penalties for
>(not) scoring :-)

    Me and my bunny rabbit used to have a neat system like this, but my bunny
rabbit told me I'm not allowed to tell.


>|> drooling allowed!

    My bunny rabbit only drools over certain items of mine, but my bunny rabbit
doesn't drool when she nibbles.

>As far as the bourbon and ice goes, I prefer cognac or sherry, sans ice.
>Instead of the fire-and-ice effect you get a very nice aromatic vapor
>that mixes with air in a nearly explosive mixture...
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    Of course, I have to repost my bunny rabbit story, and I promise this
    will be the last one that i repost
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    My bunny rabbit used to always drink all my supplies up before i could use
them.  Unfortunately, she chewed on my strawberries too... bad bunny.

   One sunny morning, my bunny rabbit decided that she didn't love me, even
though I loved my bunny rabbit.  My bunny rabbit was so soft and pretty, and
she had a hart of gold, and was always nice to other creatures that she seen.
My bunny rabbit also wanted to hop away, and bunny rabbit didn't really love
me, and my bunny rabbit told me that she was going to hop away from me. I
sadly said goodbye to my bunny rabbit, and as i watched her hop down the
street, the only thing i could think of was my bunny rabbits smile, because
even when my bunny rabbit was sad, she still tried to smile.  This is what
i will miss the most about my bunny rabbit with soft hair.
    Now I have no bunny rabbit.  I don't think I'll every find another bunny
rabbit again, all of the bunny rabbits seem to just hop around and not take
notice of me.  So if you know of a bunny rabbit who could make me put down my
1.75 liter bunny vodka bottle, which is running empty, send that soft haired
bunny rabbit my way, but alas, I don't think i'll find another bunny rabbit.
I think my ex-bunny rabbit showed me that i wanted more than just hopping
fun in bed, but that i wanted more than all else to be loved.  My bunny rabbit
could see this thing, this love thing, (my bunny had very good eyes), and she
said she couldn't find this love thing by us.  This leads me to believe that
this love thing, maybe it's an object, a very fast object that moves so fast
that i cant seem to see it.  Maybe this is why i never found what my bunny
rabbit could see, even when it wasn't in the room.
    Although, i have felt, like the dark side of the force, the love object.
I think it feeds off of you.  It waits till your not looking, and it takes a
little bit away from you at a time.  Soon, your have holes in you, like a leach
would make. and it stays there on you untill the love object gets bored and
moves on to another victim.
    But good news, this love object is slowly being killed, this other
thing, called care, which is what the love object needs to survive, is
slowly going away. This care thing comes from the creatures who are happy,
i have seen in top secret files that this caring thing is going away, soon it
won't be around anymore, just like the plague.  I'm tired of looking for
bunny rabbits, why can't the bunny rabbits look for me.  Maybe they looked
over me, this could be the case, cause i don't have any tatoos, earings or long
hair, god I even shower.  What more could a bunny rabbit want?

                             from,
                               A man in need of a bunny rabbit.

             I really don't didn't want people to think I liked aminals
              *that much* so...
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