From: Adam Lawrence Salter <adam@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Mormons in Russia
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 20:40:46 GMT
	<1992Nov15.191847.60877@cc.usu.edu>

  In article <1992Nov15.191847.60877@cc.usu.edu>,
  slj1k@cc.usu.edu writes:

 
>        (hmmm. so many choices, so little time. well okay...) 
 
  Hmmm, so much for that. 
 
>        Because obviously (careful not to assume here, Mark) you have at 
>        least the cerebral capability of operating that inanimate object 
>        we are attempting to communicate with.  And you must get out of 
>        the house sometime, or why would you be interested in soc.culture. 
>        soviet? 
 
   Well that's very clever. Use those big words to your advantage. You are 
assuming incorrectly. I have the intelligence of a zoophyte and am worth 
as much, but then truthfully, we're all like that. 
 
>        the church or what it REPRESENTS.  BTW, I grew up in a town of small 
>        population, 15,000, [sarcasm begins here] and believe it or not, I 
>        only had one mother and one father!  Go figure! [sarcasm ends here] 
>        (I thought you might need me to spell out that bit of sarcasm for 
>        you, 'kay?) 
 
  Don't deny the roots of your religion, that's the way it started that's 
the way it would be without laws. 
 
>> 
>>   I don't want to start a religious war but hey, why not, I'm slightly
bored s 
>o... 
> 
>        Read a book if you're (slightly) bored.  Maybe one about history. 
 
  I have read a book about history and man was it boring. 
 
>> 
>>   There are some ridiculous religions but not many, that I know of, were
based 
>> on science fiction. 
> 
>        Okay, I'll bite.  What _exactly_ are you refering to here? 
>        (science fiction?)  If it's a reference to my church, I don't know 
>        who you've been talking with or what you've read to come to such 
>        an uneducated conclusion.  Or maybe you have a warped sense of the 
>        natural sciences? 
 
  Natural science fiction? NAaa. Gosh, I guess perhaps your church would 
cover that up a wee bit, are you even aware of it? 
 
>> 
>>   There are also few religions that befriend and then blow-up anyone with 
>> proof of their laughable beginnings. 
>> 
>        whatever... 
 
  You are so uneducated about the Mor(m)ons start that you, by now, probably 
think I've escaped from a mental institution. 
 
 
>>                                                       Adam 
>> 
>> P.S. Check out the small hicktown of Colorado, Arizona and you'll see what
I'm 
>> spewing about. 
> 
>        Your hometown, perhaps? 
 
  ZIINNNNGG!!! Woah, ya! What a zinger. Actually I was born in Toronto, 
Ontario, Canada. Insult it all you want but I'm warning you! I will be 
forced to agree with you! 
 
> 
>> P.P.S. More important than any argument of facts is the truth, that if you 
>> remove the second "m" in "Mormon", you get Moron. HaHAhahA, that kind of 
>> proves beyond a doubt that Mormonism is moronic, so let's argue about this 
>> instead of the actual religion, it's more interesting. Oh gosh, I suppose
the 
>> devil is working through me! 
> 
>        For you kids tuning in at home, we've reached that time of the pro- 
>        gram where we get to see the intellectual side of Adam. What a neat 
>        trick.  Of course, if we were to play along, just add an "S" to the 
>        beginning of his name.  Cool, huh?  Now he's a maniacal, de-throned 
>        Iraqui leader, whereas, I'm just a moron. 
 
  As Ross perot would say, now, that's just sad, see? First of all Saddam 
Hussein wasn't dethroned the last time I checked and part B, there are 
plenty of nice sane muslims named Saddam. 
 
  Another point to ponder; The Church of LSD (intentional) is the EPITOMY 
of "good" southern values. Reeel sexist; many wives and low positions for 
women, reeeel racist; different church for blacks or "laymenites" (sp?) 
;->, reeel alcoholic; no explanation necessary. 
 
 
  That's all folks, the guard is coming, medication time and then back to 
my cell! 
 
 
                                                        AdAm('S fUnHoUsE!)
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