From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: drivel2
Date: 23 Jan 1993 22:26:50 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


 zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu -- (@=o)
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 1. Columbus stargazed in it.  Cute.
 2. Columbus instituted a craze, G.!
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 bhoughto@sedona.intel.com -- anagrams
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 1. Columbus (to God): "O, the Nin~a, eh?" (@=u)
 2. Gosh!  Hot bed 'n' a cool Pentium!     (@=u)
 3. Hussein let th' condo, Goomba!         (@=s)
 4. I bought DAC melon 'n' hOOters!        (@=r)
 5. Gee, shouldn't Tom boo a finch?!?      (@=f)
 6. CNN: "Somalia ought to be hoed!"       (@=a)
 7. She bled th' cola-nut, goin' "Moo!".   (@=l) 
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 bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com 
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 1. Columbus: "Start de car, Lord!"  (@=u)
 2. Our Date Calcs art B.S., M'lord! (@=a)
 3. Sarcaso: butter'd clam-lord!     (@=d)
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 loose@quake.sylmar.ca.us -- (@=b)
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 Columbus: "Q.: So, a leaky arse?"
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 Christopher Columbus -- anagrams
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 1.  Thrombus: "Hi, Corpuscle!"
 2.  *Our* clubs!  Stop him, Cher!
 3.  Cubist!  Color her humps!
 4.  C.I.S. bloopers hurt much.
 5.  Brother Cisco's, uh, plum.
 6.  Bush: "Rich t' muscle poor!"
 7.  O, to crush H.M.S. Republic!
 8.  Bo, hurl the music corps!
 9.  Shemp blurts: "Rico!  Ouch!"
10.  Blue chips!  Chorus, Mort!
11.  Rich borscht: mule soup.
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 lnh@soliton.physics.arizona.edu -- (@=m)
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 Yo!  No chillin' *his* Pez, Nostradamus!!
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 lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu -- (@=i)
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 C. Columbus: "E. Indians caterwaul!!"
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 spinoza@next03wor.wam.umd.edu -- (@=s)
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 Wow!  30 unmixed Pez, Nostradamus!!!
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 reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk -- (@=a)
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 1.  Res: A vox axed for a cuke!
 2.  DAC: "Our foxes rave a kex."
 3.  DAC: "Xerous aver = fake ox."
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 magna@crosfield.co.uk -- (@=p)
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  O'clock primes gun a fad!!
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 oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu -- (@=r)
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  Nostradamus: "Induct me, ACLU!"
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 rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu -- (@=m)
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  Nostradamus: "Razors are in, Pike!"
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 sramming@athena.mit.edu -- (@=c)
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  MINUS = mathematic danger!!
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 xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu -- 
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 1. Bounce an oaf!  I oxidize Dora!         (@=a)
 2. Nixon: "Face Rio, Dude!  I'm a Bozo!"   (@=m)
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 andrewc@spider.co.uk -- (@=a)
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 1. A cuspidor crew--NAKED!!
 2. Duke and I crap escrow.
 3. Cardiac punks were o.d.
 4. RDC: "We pukers can do A.I.!"
 5. DAC rues no weird pack.
 6. Answer: accord Updike?
 7. I drank acre-cups o' dew!
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 pkust@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu -- (@=r)
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  Nostradamus: "Pick out the 'uge ass!"
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 Jeffrey Alan Dickens
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  Needy Jackal Sniffer
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 vail@tegra.com -- (@=u)
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  A lg. vat o' cerium!
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 adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu -- (@=o)
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  I subdued 33 wit' a Colt .45, R.!
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 operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU -- (@=i)
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 Uh, jee....POW-MIA furor hardly ends!
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 dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM -- (@=a)
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  EFF'll QED Carasso blob myth!
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 curtis@cs.berkeley.edu -- (@=h)
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  Christ, Bede!  'e *sure* lucky!
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 boutell@isis.cshl.org -- (@=a)
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  Bush: "Crises?  O, I'll gloat!"
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 gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com 
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  1. V-men climb a grade to 4 Bloor St.!   (@=s)
  2. 4 ICBM ball'd Toronto!  Game over!    (@=o)
  3. Grab dat lovin' hooter B4 M., Clem!   (@=h)
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 hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu -- (@=i)
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  Do now carry us a shield!
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 Faisal Nameer Jawdat -- anagrams
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  1. Ja!  A dent is a flame war!
  2. James Anata Warfield
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 kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov 
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  1. alt.cesium's vandals grok grog!          (@=t)
  2. Merck's vulgar goal: to ding ass!        (@=t)
  3. German dicks, Slav gaols.  O, Ragu!      (@=a)
  4. Cleveland: "Um, R's a gross gig.  AOK?"  (@=e)
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 Ilana Rachel Stern -- anagrams
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  1. Chester Allan Nair
  2. Helena Carr Stalin
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 lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca -- anagram (@=a)
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  A WAR TEST!  A WAR TEST!  WAVE 1 COLOUR, L.!!
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 mkj@sup.stollmann.de -- (@=a)
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  Damn, Sal!  Just *plonk* 'em!!
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 mdw@theory.tc.cornell.edu -- (@=a)
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  WELCH!  Your name: "Redd Coltt"!!
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 astrolog@byron.u.washington.edu
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 1. A nut grunts!  Who?  Gerald Oskoboiny!   (@=k)
 2. You dog brow!  Tour alt.shenanigans!     (@=a)
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 sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu -- (@=m)
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 1. Oo, the subtle Nostradamus!
 2. But let us no hOOters, Sadam!
 3. Let's shoot Abe at Ford's, Unu!    (@=f)
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 Find at least six things wrong here.
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 No sex, swearing, fights, death, 'r lint!
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 Oh, and I'd like to see an anagram generator, too.
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  Imagine a kangaroo, to a Dean's Letter, honored!
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 carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu -- (@=t)
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 Clinton caus'd a ruse, Ma!  How?
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 awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu -- 
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 1. Nostradamus: "En the End, we'll cry: "Axl!"!!"  (@=m)
 2. Aw, Clint*n exhaled, you artless nerd!!         (@=i)
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 morpheus@entrophy.mcds.com -- (@=a)
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  Mad McMurphy's Net Horoscope?
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 trimper@edsi.plexus.com
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 1. Corrected simple mixups.       (@=c)
 2. Computer sex is *prime*, lad!  (@=a)
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 Societal Change and Religious Tension in Flaubert's MADAME BOVARY
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Nostradamus: "In the End, Blair's flame can give you a big reason to...-icle!"
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 Talk.bizarre and its relation to the more important aspects of life
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Nostradamis: "Olaf Titz (Blair-plonk'r): a matter of postin' the eerie, etc.!"
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 The eminently kissable breasts of Yong-Mi Kim -- anagram
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  T.b System gains milky feminine hOOters, Blake!!
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  Tedious Statistics -- anagram
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  A used tit!  Toss it!  (sic)
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 Linkoeping Institute of Technology
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  Nutty, otolithic, Geeflegonk pinions!
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 Susan Samarasinghe -- anagrams
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 1. Hen nags Samurai ass!
 2. She's 'arassing a 'uman!
 3. A hag nurses a sin, Sam!
 4. Sag, as a *man* rushes in!!
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 Catherine Roth -- anagrams
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 1. Reach in the rot!
 2. Hater o' th' nicer.
 3. The carrot *in*, eh?
 4. Chin to the rear.
 5. Crate the rhino!
 6. A torch therein.
 7. Heat their corn!
 8. The heroic rant.
 9. One rich threat.
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 pechever@phakt.usc.edu -- anagram (@=l)
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  Save up the D-cup, Heckler!
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 kaldis@romulus.rutgers.edu -- anagram (@=a)
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   U.S. rule:  Somalia, Kurds trudge.
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 rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu -- anagrams
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 1. I whirl a fragile AI ideologue, A.!      (@=o)
 2. If I awe Holy Grail League radii....     (@=y)
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 plord@pioneer.uspto.gov -- anagram (@=m)
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  Go on, P.--pout!  Primes 'r' loved!
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 Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research -- anagram
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  O, Austin!  Yer t.b people confront the Christmas!
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 sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu -- anagram (@=n)
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  1. Hush, Dodson--i.e., brush up yer PC!
  2. Ho-ho!  Cindy's super-duper bush!!
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 'Twas the Night Before Christmas -- anagram
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   Ah, the strength of t.b was/is crime!
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>A while ago, you were challenged to anagram the periodic table.  
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>    H                                                                   He
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H, eh?

>    Li  Be                                          B   C   N   O   F   Ne
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CNN: Bible foe.

>     Na  Mg                                          Al  Si  P   S   Cl  Ar
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<gasp> All in!  Scram!

>    K   Ca  Sc  Ti  V   Cr  Mn  Fe  Co  Ni  Cu  Zn  Ga  Ge  As  Se  Br  Kr
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Bizarre FCC acc. case: King Kong v. Munsters.

>     Rb  Sr  Y   Zr  Nb  Mo  Tc  Ru  Rh  Pd  Ag  Cd  In  Sn  Sb  Te  I   Xe
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X hund. bizarre monsters in Dr. CBGB's crypt.
                                                           
>     Cs  Ba  La  Hf  Ta  W   Re  Os  Ir  Pt  Au  Hg  Tl  Pb  Bi  Po  At  Rn
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Babbling parasites' truth factor?  HAW!@!  PLOP!!@@

>     Fr  Ra  Ac  Unq Unp Unh Uns Uno Une Unm
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One quasar, un-fun nun pun; run, chum. 

>            Ce  Pr  Nd  Pm  Sm  Eu  Gd  Tb  Dy  Ho  Er  Tm  Yb  Lu
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Slumber Dept.: "The CPR mung'd my body!"

>            Th  Pa  U   Np  Pu  Am  Cm  Bk  Cf  Es  Fm  Md  No  Lr
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Punk stumper: CP/M baffl'd McMahon.
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 Dave Polewka: talk Bizarre's very own twonk -- anagrams
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 1. Andrew Klayton's twelve!  Kavkaz Power!  Brio!
 2. Kanberra Kopz walk over laws, yet don't wive!
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 carasso@Turing.ORG -- anagram (@=o)
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   Can Rog'r go to Russia???
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 phil@stupid.cgrg.ohio-state.edu -- anagram (@=o)
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   Do crap, gigolo!  Shut up, eat shit, die!!
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  Fyodor Dostoevsky -- anagram
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  F.D.: "Voters OK'd yo-yos!"
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 Shut up and go back to your pop-up dinosaur book, Philo -- anagram
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 Put-option picks: Buy Uganda or Bloor!  Do up a spook, huh?
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 al037@cleveland.freenet.edu
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 3/70: DAC, eleven, learned flute!
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 al037@usenet.ins.cwru.edu
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 7:03: Ice .au, Nutless Wunder!
 7:30: I, Dr. Wu.  Usual sentence.
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 dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au
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 Czars' advice, Dac: "O, fax up, loser!"
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 dac@prolix.apana.org.au
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 Arg!  A liar!  A pox upon dac!
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 William Jefferson Clinton -- anagram
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 Er, I'll sniff me a joint, clown!
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 robert@aero.org -- (@=s)
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 Rot!  Roger's a bore!
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 HWRNMNBSOL -- acronym
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 Hillary Won't Reap No More New Benefits---Shit Outta Luck!
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