From: rsd@ccrl.nj.nec.com (Rajiv Dighe)
Subject: Re: Allegations against FFT and Vijay's posting on Weinberg 8-)
Organization: C&C Research Labs, NEC USA, Princeton, N.J.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 18:13:25 GMT

In article <1jo5n5INNr2o@aludra.usc.edu> fafat@aludra.usc.edu (Vijay Fafat) writes:
>	  scale. Of course, he will receive Param Veer Chakra for such an
>	  asinine effort [and since in the very first line here, I've done
>	  it, Mr. Dighe, pliss to get one for me]
>	
The board is reviewing the case.
There are some problems however with handing out medals
to other members of the board (dont want to be accussed of nepotism, etc.)
You also, kind sir have earned unit demerit point with your
next paragraph..

>	* Extra credit would be given if you can bring in specific names,
>	  say Uma Subramanian or Susan Chacko [never mind even if you know the
>	  fact that they're very intelligent, extremely sharp, witty, what-have
>	  you.... [heck, com'mon guys, I have to have flame-insurance against 
>	  these ladies, no? :):). And what better premium than a lot of
>	  Amul? I've heard females can't handle flattery :)]

The Board gives this 8.2 on the suck-up scale...

>
>	Talking about this, I must alert all the SAMOSAites. The SAWhens are
>	apparently clucking madly over this intrusion into their net by
>	scruple-less,scrupuless moles. Last heard, they were polishing their
>	SAM missiles - Snub All Men, after their   Desis_Are_Sleazebuckets
>	bomb did'nt exactly rise above whimper level on the Richter scale.
>	So we must be prepared and also guard against malemoles [Mullahs?].
>	You, Dighe Sir, have already infringed on one count by leaking the
>	sensitive news about the fatwa on the Windsor feminazi which our
>	hob-nailed shoes-wearing, overcoat-cloaked-hat-tilted-on-forehead-
>	goggles-on-druggy-eyes-cigar-between-lips  lieutenants [Khome-nissans]
>	were discussing. Please beware about the severe punishments such
>	treason with SAMOSA has.Let everyone Quale on hearing the dismemberment
>	punishment [and for the dim SAM {Dim Sum Lien? :)}, "dismemberment"
>	DOES NOT mean no longer being a member of SAMOSA]
>


Not Guilty, me lord..
Yeh Ilzaam sarasar jhoot hai..
Just a devious ploy on behalf of the Windsor Feminazi
to dis-SAM-nate false information amongst us-gullible
SAMs and a futile attempt to break our male BONDING. 
(Also called as SAMOSA BONDAS)
It may have something to do with the situation in Windsor.
They are slowly cracking up over there.
Even a hardened feminazi like Lady Di cant take it anymore.
Camilliagate is in the eyes of the public and even the Duke of Windsor
cannot decide whether he wants pants for women or just wants
to be a woman's pant.
(Which by the way is a very good topic for SAWNET in case
THE BOARD is taking notes : "Pants for Women"- Ad-Dressing 
the working woman- the pitfalls of loose habits").
[ SAMOSA Note: Illustrative example of a CHUTNI ]

If you recall, at the board meeting, we had decided that we
would reveal the nature of our CHUTNIES without giving the
exact recipe.
And my public domain posting on the different CHUTNIES and
your present article reveals the same.
In patentese: we would reveal the intent but not the exact embodiment.
So thats all that I did in my letter to the Feminazi warning
her of the consequences of playing pranks with our honorable
MD in public.

I never mentioned anything about the FATWA, but like all rad-fem,
undergarment shedding feminazi, she tends to get extremely myopic
and cannot see the fine print.
If you look again you will see that I didnt mention a FATWA
but a FAFATWA which we all know (and *you* dear sir
must know extremely well) is a fairly innocious inane
meaningless empty threat.


>	well, that was a littil intro to SAMOSA. For enrollment, you have to
>	sent the choicest abuses to the CEO, in this case Mr. Dighe, on
>	email. Try your worst. And if Mr. Dighe gets suitably angry, why, 
>	welcome to SAMOSA, the wonderland where you get the latest on
>	SAWNET, even things gurlses don't write on it! :^).

Email will be unnecessary..
I have set up a number for all of you to call..
Its the all digital 1-900-SAM-OSAS

2.00 per minute..
Must be a Certified Idiot [TM] to dial.
Pre-natal guidance advised.
>
>	FFT
>
>	[MD, SAMOSA (tm)]

BOARD OF SAMOSA

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