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From: jw@cns.umist.ac.uk (Jon Wells)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: On the subject of hillbillies
Date: 6 Apr 92 12:09:03 GMT
Organization: UMIST, Manchester, England.

This is a little song from one of my all-time favourite albums......

Warning : It's crude, so don't read on if you're easily offended....



Country'n'Western type banjo music....

Now I'm just an old hillbilly boy
I ain't no city slicker
My interests is incest, bestiality and liquor.
I live on grits and catfish
That muck around in the fountains
And I'm just a cunt-cunt-country boy
And I fuck around in the mountains.

But I've been down in Georgia,
I've been in Caroline. 
I've been in both their sisters
And the Hole in the Lonesome Pine
I've been in and out of Charlotte
And her husband's after me....
But halfway up Virginia is where I long to be.

Now I've got fifty sweethearts,
They think that I'm a star,
One of them says, 'Oh baby',
And the rest of them say 'baa'
You can depend on a four-legged friend
And when I go out bonkin'
I dress that sheep in a kingdom gown
And take her honky-tonkin'.

Two to the left, two to the right
Hooves together and do-si-di
I needn't buy her a new fur coat
Coz' she's got one that's curly
Just a jug or two or mountain dew
And turnips for my girlie.

I've stuffed my tool in a Georgia mule,
but I'll give them cows a miss
Coz' you feel such a cunt
Pushin' round to the front
When you want to give 'em a kiss.

And I've been in Alberta
I've been chasin' beaver
Had a pokey in Miscokie  (spelling)
With a three-legged golden retriever
I've been in and out of Charlotte
And her husband' after me...
But halfway up Virginia is where I long to.

Had a bum-fuck with a skunk up
Where the blue grass blooms
Had a good fuck from a woodchuck
And polecats and raccoons
A ground hog and a hound dog
A possum up a tree
And everythin' that bleats and barks
And can't run faster than me.

Now down in the creek live Lou-Lou-Belle
She's a virgin and I believe her
But if she ain't good enough for her own kinfolk
She ain't good enough for me neither.

I've had all critters great and small
In the hills of Tenessee
But every last one of them's female
Coz' there ain't nothing strange about me.

And I've yodelled down the canyon
On both sides of Caroline 
And I'll go there again some day
If her brother doesn't mind
I've messed around in Buffalo 
From sea to shining sea
But halfway up Virginia is where I long to be
Yeah, halfway up Virginia is where I long to be...

Halfway Up Viginia
from 'More Filth, Dirt Cheap'
Ivor Biggun
1986


Enjoy.........

Jon
jon@uk.ac.umist.ccl
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: Dumb Feminine Products (Was Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK)
Organization: MCS/OneTouch, Inc.
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 16:19:43 GMT

smorrow@hpmwtd.HP.COM (Steve Morrow) writes:

>>I think Pepsi's made a real boo-boo with their new slogan, "I've gotta  
>>have it!".  Reminds me of a Spike Lee film of a few years back.. (She's  
>>Gotta Have It) ;>)

>Gee, Annie, you don't think Pepsi would mistakenly make a sexual
>connotation in their advertising, do you?  I mean, just looking
>at those ugly old Uh-huh girls is, like, a total turnoff!  And
>old Ray, singin' "You got the right thang, Baby", could he maybe
>be singing about Baby's thang?  We all know sex is never used to 
>sell products. NOT!

No, no, no! What Ray Charles is saying is:

Y' got duh right one, bebayayayay!

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From: jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle )
Date: 10 Apr 92 23:34:18 PDT
Organization: California State University, Bakersfield

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From: tpaquette@ita.lgc.com (Trevor Paquette)
Subject: Re: Snow white
Organization: Landmark/ITA Inverse Theory and Applications
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 18:02:45 GMT

In article <5f2l02Ly0fi501@JUTS.ccc.amdahl.com> netnews@ccc.amdahl.com (UTS Tech Support) writes:

>  Did you here about Snow White being arrested the other day?  They caught
> her sitting on top of Pinochio's face screaming:  "LIE, YOU BASTARD! LIE!".

 I heard it was "Lie to me, tell the truth, lie to me, tell the truth...."

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From: ar_mill@pavo.concordia.ca (MILLEN, ANDREW R.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sick and digusting sheep jokes wanted
Summary: As requested, here ya go!
Date: 6 Apr 92 19:11:00 GMT
Organization: Concordia University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Apr5.180938.1661@vax1.mankato.msus.edu>, belgarath@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes...
>Does anyone have any sheep jokes out there?  ANy would be greatly appreciated.
>jeremy hallum     

You said to mail it, but I thought I'd post it instead. Nya-nya.


A typical city-slicker went for a leisurely drive in the country one day.
He very soon found himself lost, so decided to ask the next person he
found for directions.
Soon enough, he saw a figure of a man - but...what was he doing? He slammed
the brakes, and reversed a bit to get a better look.  The man was on the 
back of a sheep!! He couldn't believe what he was seeing...so he just drove
off.
A little further up the road, a little boy sat on a fence, so the driver
stopped and asked the boy, "hey, kid, did you know that there's a man
over there ON THE BACK OF A SHEEP?!"
The boy says, "oh, that's just my da-a-a-a-ad."

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From: deryl@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mary had a little... compilation
Date: 9 Apr 92 16:51:47 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

In article <34360@licra.dn.mu.oz.au>, DAVIS@licra.dn.mu.oz.au writes:
> In article <2530022@hpldsla.sid.hp.com>, ssouth@hpldsla.sid.hp.com 
> (Steve South) writes:
>> / hpldsla:rec.humor / DAVIS@licra.dn.mu.oz.au / 10:29 pm  Mar 31, 1992 /
>> In article <1992Mar31.133649.568@mof.govt.nz>, mulvenad@mof.govt.nz writes:
>> 
>>>> [An extraordinary number of sheep jokes (some quite clever) deleted]
>> 
>>>Obviously it's true that New Zealanders have a very wide experience of 
>>>sheep, as we have long believed.
>> 
>> 
>>>Ian Davis                                 DAVIS@licr.dn.mu.oz.au
>>>----------                                                 ^^^^^
>                                                             = Australia
>                                            for those unfortunate enough to
>                                            live elsewhere
> 
>> 
>> Well, I guess you guys are the best ones to judge......
>> 
>> Steve South.
>> ------------
> 
> We certainly are, there are more New Zealanders here than in New Zealand I 
> think.  Now if only we could get them to do some work.......               ;-)
> 
> Ian Davis                                    DAVIS@licr.dn.mu.oz.au

Since there are so many unemployed NZers over there, perhaps you could get
them to teach you guys how to play cricket and sail boats?? (OK,OK, so
we won't mention rugby....) ;-)

Deryl
From: clg308@vaxa.strath.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: KOALA JOKES
Date: 9 Apr 92 12:43:30 GMT
Organization: Strathclyde University VAX Cluster

KOALA JOKES

WHY DID THE FIRST KOALA FALL OUT THE TREE?
IT WAS DEAD.

WHY DID THE SECOND KOALA FALL OUT THE TREE?
IT WAS STAPLED TO THE FIRST.

WHY DID THE THIRD KOALA FALL OUT THE TREE?
IT WAS A COPY CAT.

WHY DID THE FOURTH KOALA FALL OUT THE TREE?
THOUGHT IT WAS A GAME.

WHY DID THE TREE FALL DOWN?
THOUGHT IT EAS A KOALA.

BOOM BOOM!
From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Star Trek TNJ
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:27:02 GMT
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

> Anyway since the original Writer passed on, the plot is degenarating.
> 
> Now we see fags, later on we'll see lesbos and transexuals pretty soon

Oh nice to see a homo-phobe on the net.. what a surprise! ME? I'm not gay!
Funny though, a lot of homo-phobes are....why? work it out.

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From: atf@porkchop.visus.com (Annie Franusich)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:23:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: visus.1992Apr8.152358.15066
Organization: Visual Understanding Systems, Pgh PA

Cleopatra writes
> Second runner-up.....
> > 
> The Pepsii commercial...the secret ingredient is Uh-huh????????
> Just what is UH-huh anyway.....?

I think Pepsi's made a real boo-boo with their new slogan, "I've gotta  
have it!".  Reminds me of a Spike Lee film of a few years back.. (She's  
Gotta Have It) ;>)
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From: bsspeie@anagld.analytics.com (Brad S. Speierman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Sam Kinison's last words
Date: 15 Apr 92 13:26:17 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Computer Sciences Corporation - Systems Engineering Division

rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:

>edwardy@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Edward Yagi) writes:

>>along this AHHHH AHHHHH! AHHHHH! thread..
>> dont know if this is true or not, but I heard his real last words/actions
>>were: he was first pleading to somebody (doctor?) that he didnt want to die..
>>'please dont let me die..' but then, he became quiet and made like he was
>>listening to somebody and then said 'why?' anther pause then finally 'ok'
>>then died..

>Another urban legend in the making!  Both accounts I saw in the papers
>said his neck was broken and he died almost immediately.

Nope, not another legend in the making!  One of Sam's best friends
(who was opening for him that night) was riding with Sam's brother
in the car behind them.  Sam had crawled out of the car and was
laying in his lap and said basically the same thing that was said
above.  The guy (sorry I don't remember his name) was talking to
Howard Stern today on the radio and gave a description of what
happened.  Unfortunatly Sam was alive for 10 minutes or so before
he died.  The news didn't no much about the accident because it 
took 20 minutes for the police to get there, so Sam was already
dead, and none of the people involved have spoken to anyone except
Howard Stern.  The news media is really cold hearted.  Sam's brother
was on Howard Stern yesterday and he said some news media had 
asked for an interview and he said that he would talk to them after
the funeral and related activities and they said "no thanks, it will
be old news then".

Now you know,
Brad

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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: JIVE, and a Joke ...
Keywords: jive, lex
Date: 8 Apr 92 18:14:42 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>Imagine the reaction when your newest user types ...

>	UNZIP TROUSER.ZIP

>TROUSER.ZIP:
> extracting: YFRONTS
> exploding: BALLS
> unshrinking: DICK
>TROUSER.ZIP has no errors

Another error (although not possible)

Unable to close TROUSER.ZIP
Replace floppy, and try again.

Nomis.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: Letter from IRS
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
            <1992Apr17.030312.9161@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 03:37:57 GMT

In article <1992Apr17.030312.9161@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> 
  mjln_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Mikeey Jean Lin) writes:
>In <1992Apr17.013131.23225@newshub.sdsu.edu> 
  vagus@saturn.sdsu.edu (Alexander Vagus) writes:
>
>>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>To:       All Male Taxpayers
>>From:     Internal Revenue Service
>>Subject:  Increased Tax Payments
>
>>The only thing the Internal Revenue Service has not taxed is your pecker.

... joke deleted ...

>	Hmmm... gee... HEY!!! This is discrimination! Only the male
>population is being taxed! I demand seeing an equal treatment tax.

No problem.  Women have to contribute too - all the money they pay goes
into the titty kitty.

C Frog
From: DAVIS@licra.dn.mu.oz.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Blond Joke (encoded)
Date: 16 Apr 92 03:30:30 GMT
Organization: Ludwig Institute for Cancer Research

In article <Lu65iB3w165w@iowegia.uucp>, chris@iowegia.uucp (Chris Lyons) writes:
> How does a blond part her hair?
> 
> She spreads her legs.

OK, I give up.  Could somebody please tell me how to decode this?

Ian Davis                                  DAVIS@licr.dn.mu.oz.au
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From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: Nifty prank
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 02:04:56 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.013736.16386@athena.cs.uga.edu> 
  quinby@athena.cs.uga.edu (James Quinby) writes:
>
>If you want to scare the living hell out of your favorite unsuspecting DOS
>user, include an ECHO in their AUTOEXEC.BAT file that says
>
>UMOUNT ERROR ON #, NO RING. SEE #700, PORT@

A Macintosh newbie made the mistake of leaving me alone with his computer
for 15 minutes.  I altered the startup screen to read

      Fatal RAM error in
          000F:34C8

     Reboot Immediatly to
     avoid further damage

He sat there for quite some time, growing more and more panicked, turning
his computer on then off again.

>James Quinby/quinby@athena.uga.cs.edu

C "Lather, rinse, repeat" Frog
From: skydiver@dispates.u.washington.edu (People have real lives?)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: CLOSE
Date: 14 Apr 92 11:21:42 GMT
Organization: University of Washington

In article <1992Apr4.072000.18@vax001.kenyon.edu> toney@vax001.kenyon.edu  
writes:
> Here is a MiniHaHa from DOM(Dirty Old Man):
> One day a young American Indian brave ask his father
> how his parents came up with the names of his brethern
> and sistern. His father began--
> "Well, when your oldest brother was born, we saw a
>  rabbit jumping out in the field, therefore we named
>  him: 'Jumping Rabit'. Then, when your sister was
>  born your mother and I noticed a deer running in
>  the woods, therefore we named her: 'Running-Deer-
>  in-the-woods'". He continued with a question:
>  "By the way, 'Two-Dogs-Making-Love', why did
>  you ask?"     [please note: I cleaned this one up a bit]
> 
>  Cheers!
>  Dom
Boooo...

-Cohort
From: logan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Stealthy Belligerence)
Subject: Re: Bar Joke
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 02:23:11 GMT


So these two guys walk into a bar...which is pretty stupid
cuz the second guy should see the first one falling to the ground...

-xmas
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: guptaa@.alleg.edu (Godfather)
Subject: Re: add this to your blonde jokes
Organization: Allegheny College
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 05:50:43 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.174004.29932@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> sag0798@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Sassan Attari )  
writes:
|*|Q:  Why did the blonde cross the road?
|*|
|*|
|*|
|*|A:  I don't know, but what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?!

I heard something different -

-Why did the woman cross the road?

-Who cares, but what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?
From: p_emond@pavo.concordia.ca (NAME PATRICK EMOND)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Smells Like Nirvana
Date: 15 Apr 92 23:09:00 GMT
Organization: Concordia University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Apr13.211947.1716@vax1.mankato.msus.edu>, mscs057@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes...
>Hey, I just saw the stupidest video on Mtv.
>It was "Weird Al" and it was "Smells Like Nirvana".
> 
>It is a must never see.
> 
>Steve

  On behalf of all Weird Al and Nirvana fans (or at least two of us here),



  GET A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!!!

  Patrick E.   | "Have a banana, have the whole bunch!
  Concordia U. |   It doesn't matter what you packed for lunch!"
  Montreal     |  --Guess who.
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From: j_herlih@oz.plymouth.edu (Axl)
Subject: Re: A lost riddle!
Reply-To: j_herlih@oz.plymouth.edu (Axl)
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, N.H.
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 14:48:38 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.131046.1604@lsl.co.uk> snail@lsl.co.uk writes:
>In article <1992Apr07.135519.14358@bmerh2.bnr.ca>, wedge@bnr.ca (Rick Wedge) writes:
>> In article <11176@ksr.com>, tdh@ksr.com (Dave Hudson) writes:
>> |> > What's the first number in the English language that uses the letter
>> |> > "A"?
>> |> 
>> I beg to differ but who says that zero is the first number?  How about 
>> -1000 (negative one thousAnd)?  That's much smaller than zero.  How about
>> -100,000?  Why do you assume that some arbitrary starting point in the 
>> middle of the number system is first?  
>> 
>Negative One Thousand? uh, uh, you mean minus one thousand. No one who speaks
>english would say negative one thousand. Then again you may be american.


Yes, I am American and I used to say minus one-thousand, too...when I
was about 5 years old.  Most grown-up people say 'negative'  Then
again, you may be English.  We all know about Them, don't we?  *grin*

-Axl

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From: jmhodapp@aplcomm.jhuapl.edu (Jon Hodapp)
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Organization: JHU/APL
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 22:23:17 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.235905.57504@yuma.acns.colostate.edu>, maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
> 
> In article <3iq6iB1w165w@goonsquad.Spies.COM> bbs.groon@goonsquad.Spies.COM writes:
> >maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
> >
> >> In article <Pyw3iB2w164w@arghouse.UUCP> jbreen@arghouse.UUCP (Magnum) writes:
> >> >dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:
> >> >
> >> >> dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Korth) writes:
> >> >> 
> >> >> > In <1992Apr08.060333.45618@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.ColoSt
> >> >> > 
> >> >> > >In article <dragon.702618622@camelot> dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matth
> >> >> > >>In <1992Apr06.051634.41805@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.Colo
> >> >> > >>
> >> >> > >>>In article <1992Apr6.010309.10819@nic.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (Th
> >> >> > >>>>>>>I've told you once...
> >> >> > >>>>>> No, you haven't.
> >> >> > >>>>>Yes I have.
> >> >> > >>>>No, I haven't.
> >> >> > >>>This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
> >> >> > >>No it isn't.
> >> >> > >You just contradicted me!
> >> >> > No I didn't!
> >> >> This is futile!
> >> >but verrrry interestink
> >> No, I am afraid that it is quite boring.
> >Wrong again. This is _exciting_. That'll be $5, please.
> That was never five minutes!
> 
> Yes. It was.
No it wasn't.
From: scrogginstom@bvc.edu (Thomas W. Scroggins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wayne's World
Date: 6 Apr 92 02:49:25 CDT
Organization: Buena Vista College, Storm Lake, Ia

In article <27MAR199221170455@nsfuvax>, jdale@nsfuvax writes:
> In article <1992Mar27.165459.21830@news.iastate.edu>, ddkilzer@iastate.edu (David D Kilzer) writes...
>>In article mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>>>In article cheese@next05wor.wam.umd.edu (Fletch F. Fletch) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Mar26.101642.454@ualr.edu>  writes:
>>>>> In article <9203252207.aa04682@Bonnie.ics.uci.edu>,  
>>>> mmcguire@Bonnie.ICS.UCI.EDU writes:
>>>>> >Way
>>>>> NO way! (I couldn't help myself! :)
>>>> Excellent...
>>>Party on Garth, Party on Wayne!
>>All right!  Okay!!!
> She's a Babe!  
Shaa, Right!  AND later, monkeys just MIGHT fly out of my butt!

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