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From: markc@compnews.co.uk (Mark Cooper)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Doogie Howser???
Date: 5 Jan 93 12:34:14 GMT
Organization: Computer Newspaper Services, Howden, UK.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cassia.compnews.co.uk
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Never heard of BBC1? A pox on you, sir!
BBC has been around a heckuva lot longer than American TV, I'm sure...

--
             Mark A Cooper - E-mail: markc@annatto.compnews.co.uk              
        Smile, they said, life could be worse - so I did and it was...         
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 
 My opinions may, or may not, be shared by my employers - my people are        
 calling their people...                                                       
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 01:10:48 GMT

>>>>>I have eels in my hovercraft.
>>>>Here! We'll have none of *that*!
>>>>I am...I mean 'was'...well....*almost* was...a good friend of H.P. Lovecraft
>>>>and happen to know that he did NOT wear high heels! An occasional teddy, yes...
>>>>but no heels!
>>>>And furthermore...since James and I seem to be the only regular posters here
>>>>for the holidays, this group had become rather bare!
>>(in woman's voice) Yes, Yes Yes, Yes, Yes Yes, Yes Yes, Yes, Yes,
>>Well I for one, can't wait to be inundated with requests for scripts & songs
>>as soon as everyone gets back from their holiday at Whicker's World!
Speaking of which, DOES anyone have the words to Bruces Philosopher's Song?

>Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, of course not! Yes. Yes. Yes. Sixe 7. Yes.
>You went to Whicker World?!?!? Luxury! I had to go to the Grand Canyon and
>watch bloated peasants and undertakers carrying off theire coffins..tossing
>them off the cliff, listening to their mothers scream and slatter...
>What kind of vacation is that, I ask between clenched teeth, knowing full
>well that everyone will just kill this thread anyway.
Welll I went to Waterford, and got totally fucked on Smithwicks and
Tequila (among other funny substances) and can hardly remember a
thing (apart from someone called Jenny)

>>>>Ratboy aka would like to see Lisa's holiday snaps!
>>>Lisa aka on her way to the one hour photo......*wink*
>>Same J aak Will she be as bare as this newsgroupie?? *nudge*
>Ratboy aka The headlines (and my pants) will blaze:  "LISA BARES ALL! PHOTOS
>   INSIDE!"
Anyone got a scanner? We could post piccys of the main members of
ther group in GIF form (and when I talk about our Members...)

>>>        "...why fall in love when there's better things to do..."              
>>>                             Mark Mothersbaugh
>>	"Milord is like an extended bowel movement ..."
>>				Oscar Wilde
>         "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!"  
>                                 Dead Milkmen
	"ashes top ashes, and dust to dust,
	 Diluted in water and sprinkled on crops"
				Carcass


MNSio
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: catch up
Date: 4 Jan 93 19:31:54 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00066-100lez.eos.ncsu.edu


well folks, a friend of mine was blundering around on my logon (with
my permission so I suppose its my fought) when he erased all 
postings made over christmas. I was off finishing exams, getting married,
going on holiday, celabrating christmas, celibrating new years, and
resting and I did'nt notice till now.  Did I miss anything?

chestnutt aka somewhere in bliss
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 14:06:22 GMT


In a previous article, mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) says:

>>>Ratboy aka My granny wears chainmail girdles...too old for the bikinis...looks
>>>   rather pitiful. By the way...anyone seen John Thomas, the Spam King?
>>Lisa aka I've got your John Thomas right here baby!
>Ratboy aka *ahem* Yes, I see that. And you have my complete and undivided 
>  attent--....attnet--...attenti--....yes, right there.....attention.
Lisa aka Good!, now what kind of cheese did you say you have....
-- 
                   "...some I love, but you I adore..."              
                
                               Adam Ant
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 03:20:36 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>>>Ratboy aka would like to see Lisa's holiday snaps!
>>>Lisa aka on her way to the one hour photo......*wink*
>>Ratboy aka SWOOON!
>MNSoi aka HE'S BACK, HE'S BAD, AND HE'S LOOKING FOR A SPAMKING!!!!
>(He's also weilding a chainmail bikini top for some lucky girlie.)
*shudder* Cold and pinched nipples.
From: notbiff@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Jake Davis Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: HAY U GUYS R ALL LUZERZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Followup-To: alt.sex,misc.test,alt.flame,alt.fan.warlord,alt.postmodern,alt.religion.scientology,alt.alien.visitors,rec.pets.cats,rec.motorcycles,talk.bizarre
Date: 11 Jan 1993 22:39:52 GMT
Organization: Default organization
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu

M0NTEY PYTH0N SUX CUZ IT D0ESNT MAKE ANY SENSE ????/ U D00DZ SHULD GET A LIFE !!!!!!!1

BTW BY THE WAY ADAM WEST HAS A NEW TV SERIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Y0U"RE PAL ,,,
Y0U"RE VERY BEST PAL ,,,
NELS0N 0TBIFF

--
From: christen@astro.ocis.temple.edu (Carl Christensen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Pole to Pole on A&E with Michael Palin
Date: 12 Jan 93 00:59:58 GMT
Organization: Temple University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Susan L. Minobe (ECL2B08@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU) wrote:
: Happened to catch it--was wonderful (in MP's typical, droll fashion)!
: He managed to squeeze in a Python bit! He was in a State-run grocery
: (?) store in Leningrad (or had he gone on to Moscow?...) & he noted
: how clean it was--certainly not contaminated by food!!!!
: -SLM/UCLA BIOMED LIB-

Yeah, I loved the bit about trying to buy vodka in Leningrad where he
says it reminds him of a Python sketch.  Then he goes to the counter
and says " 'Ello miss, 'ello miss?" in a John Cleese-type voice from
an MP skit.  Well I guess you had to see (and hear) it.  I also
enjoyed the crayfish documentary.  Its wierd how life imitates art!
--

Carl Christensen                      christen@astro.ocis.temple.edu
Department of Computer Science
Temple University
Philadelphia, PA  19122   USA         (215) 735-6787
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: clw@hprnd.rose.hp.com (Carl Wuebker)
Subject: Re: Doogie Howser???
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 16:27:27 GMT
Organization: HP - Systems Technology Division
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.8 PL6]

     Are you kidding?  It's perfect Python... "nobody expects the Spanish 
Inquisition" to show up on Doogie Howser!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:16:34 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>>Yes. Why?
>Um.. didn't I say that?
But I didn't see it till after I had.

>>Eccles
>MNSiso
Eccles
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Picturs of Jester for Trade
Date: 11 Jan 93 19:13:53 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <C0KA9t.DKp@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> > phygod72@chihuacle.gac.edu (Philip Miesle) writes:
> >>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

GINA!!  YOU'RE BACK!!

> Giina aka ahhh, but you don't have me yet, do you?!!?

Eric aka nobody has you, but I was trying...
-- 
"Why should I have nightmares?  I give them to you." -- Stephen King

SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTOS NUNC -- We gladly feast on those who would 
subdue us. -- Addams Family Motto (as heard in the movie)
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: MP at the Begging Bowl
Date: 10 Jan 93 15:10:15 GMT
Reply-To: aep@aber.ac.uk
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)


	In article <sprooney.726631942@unix1.tcd.ie> 
	sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) did say :

->
->Nyah, Nyah, Nyah-Nyah, Nyah!
->I just saw MP at the Hollywood Bowl... You missed it (Assuming
->you're in the states) It's Still as nice as ever.
Aha........ I saw it too..........

->
->Sorry, I just thought I'd gloat about summat for a change.
Good ain't it...

->
->(I've even got it on vid!)
->STOP that!
OOOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhh. You mean you taped it..... naughty boy....

->
->Bi.
->
->OSInmsnas
Pag aka going to get the telly out of his office so he can watch it again..
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 02:15:02 GMT

>> >>>>>>Ratboy aka would like to see Lisa's holiday snaps!
>> >>>>>Lisa aka on her way to the one hour photo......*wink*
>> >>>>Ratboy aka SWOOON!
>> >>>MNSoi aka HE'S BACK, HE'S BAD, AND HE'S LOOKING FOR A SPAMKING!!!!
>> >>>(He's also weilding a chainmail bikini top for some lucky girlie.)
>> >>*shudder* Cold and pinched nipples.
>> >Yeah, I DID warn her, but it could be fun *:)
>> Lisa aka wait until you see what mechanical device I have for your John Thomas
>>          (it'll make the chainmail bikini seem like a gift for granny)
>>          *dememted laugh*
How did you know?
Please don't tell her!

Anyway, Please feel free to pop over to WWWC with your device... we
can do all the copywronging and all for you... I'd love to see you
again anyway... esp after the way you squirmed in that half-baked
concrete, while still managing to wiggle the polaroid for the full
12 minutes... I'm impressed.

>> -- 
>>                    "...some I love, but you I adore..."              
>>                 
>>                                Adam Ant
>> 
>Mechanical devices to the left of me, mechanical devices to the
>right of me...what ever happened to good old fashioned string.
>Theres alot you can say about string. Used in hospitals 
>don't uknow.
Yeah, but it soaks up the concrete!

>chestnutt aka i have trouble finding batteries
MNSio aka Sorry, I'll take them out in a minute... they're still
tingling, but they're nearly dead.
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Pole to Pole on A&E with Michael Palin
Date: 11 Jan 93 15:12:32 GMT
Distribution: ne
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

>This appears to be the one where he does this Jules Verne
>"around the world in 80 days" thing.  I just thought
>that if in this series in question now he actually crosses the 
>earth from Pole to Pole, it must
>be a different series.  Maybe he liked traveling so much he
>wanted to do another traveling TV-series.
 
Would someone with cable who taped this be kind enough to copy it for me?
Has A&E cut it? Or what?

-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see? Jest
Date: 12 Jan 93 12:56:04 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1ita31INNshe@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>> Suuuuuuuuure, I will! Like you ever gave me any of your little piece up
>>> in Luton!
>>Well, if you'd have asked I gladly would have, you know.... 
> 
> Oh! Nudging isn't *good* enough for you?
I WANT IT ALL!!!!!!
>>>>>>MSNio
>>>>>RTBaoy
>>>>Nosi M
>>> Yo Brat
>>Gina 
> Rasboy
> 
>>> (extra lines to appease the God News Server! Bow before him!)
>>or her as the case may be
> 
> I PREFER UPPER...UNLESS Y0UR FLAMING, THAT IS...
 Gina aka ok, you can be on top
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Originator: kchestn@c00499-118rd.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 16:28:34 GMT


In article <1993Jan8.041919.12928@news.ysu.edu>, af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!news.ysu.edu!do-not-reply-to-path
> From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
> Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
> Message-ID: <1993Jan8.041919.12928@news.ysu.edu>
> Sender: news@news.ysu.edu (Usenet News Admin)
> Nntp-Posting-Host: yfn.ysu.edu
> Reply-To: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
> Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
> References: <sprooney.726452822@unix1.tcd.ie> <1993Jan3.194153.10149@news.ysu.edu> <1i8eu6INNoqq@tamsun.tamu.edu> <sprooney.726282
> Date: Thu, 7 Jan 93 23:19:19 EST
> Lines: 17
> 
> 
> In a previous article, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) says:
> 
> >>>>>>Ratboy aka would like to see Lisa's holiday snaps!
> >>>>>Lisa aka on her way to the one hour photo......*wink*
> >>>>Ratboy aka SWOOON!
> >>>MNSoi aka HE'S BACK, HE'S BAD, AND HE'S LOOKING FOR A SPAMKING!!!!
> >>>(He's also weilding a chainmail bikini top for some lucky girlie.)
> >>*shudder* Cold and pinched nipples.
> >Yeah, I DID warn her, but it could be fun *:)
> Lisa aka wait until you see what mechanical device I have for your John Thomas
>          (it'll make the chainmail bikini seem like a gift for granny)
>          *dememted laugh*
> -- 
>                    "...some I love, but you I adore..."              
>                 
>                                Adam Ant
> 
Mechanical devices to the left of me, mechanical devices to the
right of me...what ever happened to good old fashioned string.
Theres alot you can say about string. Used in hospitals 
don't uknow.

chestnutt aka i have trouble finding batteries
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Record for sale
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 20:30:05 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA




An EXTREMELY rare 3-sided (vynil) edition of Monty Python's Matching Tie And
Handkerchief. Cover has a window revealing tie & handkerchief on inner
sleeve. I have been shopping for used records for several years now, and
have never seen another copy of this record 


Please email responses
or offers to glazier@isr.harvard.edu
or @harvunxw


-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see? Jest
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 13:29:14 GMT

>>>The box didn't say anything about BOLLOCKS!  Here...I et one of those!
>>>You should have a big red warning label shouting BEWARE OF THE BOLLOCKS!
>>Erm, Frank... you're not supposed to eat usenet posts, or if you do,
>>you should at least give us some!
>Suuuuuuuuure, I will! Like you ever gave me any of your little piece up
>in Luton!
I never! You say one more word, and I'll have you up for treason!

>>>I'm afraid you'll have to come with me.
>>Oooooh. Do I get to meet the nice judges? I just Looooove when they
>>bang ther little gavels, and you should have seen Beatrice last
>>week.. the way he just waggled his wig, it had such a stunning
>>effect!
>Cheeky bitch.
... and you should have heard his summing up. He gave them his "full
weight of the law bit"

But then, as I always say, you can put it in the hands of your
lawyer, but it'll never stand up in court.

>>>>MSNio
>>>RTBaoy
>>Nosi M
>Yo Brat
Moi? NS!












>(extra lines to appease the God News Server! Bow before him!)
Oh, you're sooo meaningful, Frank.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:21:20 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>>>>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>>>>>Yes.
>>>>How about..... bananas?
>>>No, people migrate ON bananas.
>>My great-grand dad migrated in half a pine apple.
>The bastard! I suppose he's trained in using it too. Pineapples and
>apricots.. deadly!
Thats ok, I've got 20 watermelons ready to fire.

>>>>>SNio
>>>>lsjen
>>>OISsnm
>>Lachlan
>IOSisnsm
Leccse ?
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: cheese
Date: 9 Jan 93 16:34:23 GMT
Reply-To: aep@aber.ac.uk
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)


	In article <martin.1.0@nd.edu> 
	martin@nd.edu (Michele Martin) did say :

->If I were to go to a cheese shop, what kind of cheese would you suggest 
->getting?

 Well Cheddar is usually a good bet. It is the single most popular
cheese in the world.

Pag aka shut that bloody bazouki up
Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:10298 alt.fan.douglas-adams:4587
From: carsten@pizza.fb10.tu-berlin.de (Carsten Schultz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.fan.douglas-adams
Subject: Chesterfield
Date: 10 Jan 1993 02:37:34 GMT
Organization: ZRZ/TU-Berlin
Distribution: world
Reply-To: carsten@pizza.fb10.tu-berlin.de (Carsten Schultz)
NNTP-Posting-Host: pizza.fb10.tu-berlin.de


Hi,

I've just seen an episode from Monty Python's Flying Circus, in which a  
Chesterfield sofa appeared during a cricket (? I'm just an ignorant  
German, so forgive me, if this wasn't cricket) match at Lord's.

Definitely, there's something like this in one of Adam's Hitchhiker's  
books. I would never have known about Chesterfields otherwise.

Any connection known?

Carsten
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see? Jest
Date: 10 Jan 1993 18:53:04 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>this is all about monty python huh. It's interesting stuff you write about
>>them. heh.
>Nope, we write only complete and utter drivel, dew picked, and flown
>in from Iraq, dirtied with the finest quality
>water-that-comes-anywhere-near-my-bedroom, lightly killed, and the
>sealed in succulent Swiss quintuple-smoothe trebble cream milk
>chocolate, and lovingly frosted with bollocks.

BOLLOCKS?!?!

The box didn't say anything about BOLLOCKS!  Here...I et one of those!
You should have a big red warning label shouting BEWARE OF THE BOLLOCKS!
I'm afraid you'll have to come with me.

>MSNio
RTBaoy














Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:16:54 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>>>Yes.
>>How about..... bananas?
>No, people migrate ON bananas.
Don't be silly, you can't migrate on bananas....
you have to get inside.

>>>SNio
>>lsjen
>OISsnm
Ecclessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
	A little goes a long way
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: catch up on Jester's nude bumm
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 02:10:17 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
>>kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>well folks, a friend of mine was blundering around on my logon (with
>>>my permission so I suppose its my fought) when he erased all 
>>>postings made over christmas. I was off finishing exams, getting married,
>>>going on holiday, celabrating christmas, celibrating new years, and
>>>resting and I did'nt notice till now.  Did I miss anything?
>>
>>Yes, we had full colour naked pictures of Monis and Jester having sex
>>but that was just page 1.

>shush that was supposed to be a secret..i was going to sell
>the photoes for millions to Playgirl.....but now....
>i'll have to make it into a hitler sex-bondage film.....

Well, no you can still sell them, because these photoes are a
private copy, and I'm only going to be shpowing them in the 
local gallery

>>>chestnutt aka somewhere in bliss
>>Eccles aka Silly person, you wear yourself away like that.
>Jester aka not if he is wearing boxer shorts...
Eccles aka What has that got to do with it?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: catch up on Jester's nude bumm
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 02:11:40 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>>>well folks, a friend of mine was blundering around on my logon (with
>>>>my permission so I suppose its my fought) when he erased all 
>>>>postings made over christmas. I was off finishing exams, getting married,
>>>>going on holiday, celabrating christmas, celibrating new years, and
>>>>resting and I did'nt notice till now.  Did I miss anything?
>>>Yes, we had full colour naked pictures of Monis and Jester having sex
>>>but that was just page 1.
>>shush that was supposed to be a secret..i was going to sell
>>the photoes for millions to Playgirl.....but now....
>>i'll have to make it into a hitler sex-bondage film.....
>Welll don't forget to cut me in for 60% of the profits (and who sez
>size doesn't matter *:) )
>(Or in the words of sarah, wife of Solly (who was impregnated by the
>"holy ghost"... Sarah, not Solly. Well, Solly could have been, but
>he would have had to keep the foetis to gestate in a box))
>Solly: I thought size didn't matter
>Sarah: It doesn't, but it helps.
>(Who can guess the source of this *:) )
um, your bedroom last night?

>>>>chestnutt aka somewhere in bliss
>>>Eccles aka Silly person, you wear yourself away like that.
>>Jester aka not if he is wearing boxer shorts...
>MNSio kak I'm werig silk boxers... I got them for christmas... SO THERE!
Eccles aka I've got some glow-in-dark troll-doll ones, from some friends...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 00:19:49 GMT

>>>>well folks, a friend of mine was blundering around on my logon (with
>>>>my permission so I suppose its my fought) when he erased all 
>>>>postings made over christmas. I was off finishing exams, getting married,
>>>>going on holiday, celabrating christmas, celibrating new years, and
>>>>resting and I did'nt notice till now.  Did I miss anything?
>>>Yes, we had full colour naked pictures of Monis and Jester having sex
>>>but that was just page 1.
>>You should see what we had 3 pages later (and it STILL hasn't come
>>out yet!!!)
>Its terrible, it took up three pages, and its still growing!
Well, what did you expect, eccie... with you holding the electric
toothbrush, and moving the rubber spider the way you were.

>>>>chestnutt aka somewhere in bliss
>>>Eccles aka Silly person, you wear yourself away like that.
>>MNSio There's nowt wrong with wearing yourself out!
>Eccles aka Ys, there's, spread yourself out
MMSkisdfkshflkhslfhsdkjmhkjnkadkjwn aka I've run out of room on this line.
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