HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
Date: 16 Dec 92 11:21:12 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In an article.. Cosmic the caped crusader wrote...
        
First of all.. the shithead does not know what a return key does.. I have added
all of the carrage returns...

> Oh shit!!!  A goddamn communist living in this country.  

Typical American shit.. thinks there are Amerians and there are communists...
well, I'll tell you, buddy, the democratic system is the best and I know it, I
am just tired of seeing broght down by militaritic jack offs like you!

>Who the fuck are you to talk about the military.                      
>You're probably pissed because they didn't let a panzy ass like you in.  
  
I'm a damn citizen of this country, that's who I am, and I have every right to
talk bad about any American instution I want... and you are right.. I never
tried to get in the military and I never will, because it is filled with
mindless dumb-shits like you.  

>I don't think you would have survived Air Force boot camp.

Go to boot camp all you want!  I'm not so hung up on my country that I will put
myself through torture so that I can go and kill anyone she wants me to.

>Get the hell out of this country you pussy.  

Some American you are, ass.  Defend the constitution is your motto.. you don't
even know what the hell is written in there!  Get a fucking clue!

>                                                                
> -cosmic (CPL USMC)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: butt-cheese and monkeys
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:22:22 GMT

Tony Zugates (tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com) speaks :
:
: I had some friends from Norge (pronounced NorGAY) visit

Well, I suppose this says it all. Now fuck off,
you faggot Canadian, before I turn your flag
upside down!

/Par
From: liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: nationalized health care
Date: 13 Dec 1992 18:38:06 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <1992Dec13.012539.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov 
(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>middle. Anyway, what about the north of Europe countries (Sweden, Norway, 
>Finland) ? They seem to work fine in many fields, there are few poor people,
>I think that their health care systems work good too. I do not know about 
>that, but, *maybe* they found an answer. And, maybe, their answer is a *good* 
>health care nationalization.
>

If my memory serves me correctly, Sweden has lots of things
nationalized, but you have to pay a metric ton of your salary in
taxes.  So, either you get most of your salary, and you pay out
the nose for care, or you get hardly any of your salary, and
health care is guaranteed.  I am also not sure of how much
technology (in comparison to the US) that Sweden has.  You
might have to pay a lot, but you also know that the U.S. *has*
the technology.

						--Liz

--
deal with it, pink boy
From: jpa@cs.bham.ac.uk (Jonathan P Alma)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Michele Dall'Agata
Date: 17 Dec 92 13:43:15 GMT
Organization: School of Computer Science, University of Birmingham,UK.

Keywords: 

Why does Michele fill alt.flame with confused, contradicting mail?
Is it because he ...

> work(s) 50+ houres per week, without any schedule
> in this fucking laboratory.

(mostly in the evenings by the look of things) and needs someone to talk to?
And is it because the only way he can get people to respond to him is by
insulting them?

Or is it because his motto is ...

> Get a life, wake up, meet girls, learn 
> something about life, (did not your mother tell you anything?!?!?) 
> In a word : Fuckyourself.

Which means that he thinks learning about life involves one thing - fucking
himself.

No I think its because he is secretly jealous of us all, after all he does say

> I do not give a fuck for Italy

and

> I wanna learn the american, I don't wanna learn your pathetic language
(English - which apart from a few differences in spelling is the same as
'American').

So he wants to learn a pathetic language and be like his hero
(Cristoforo Colombo) and leave Italy for another country.

Perhaps the US is his destination, but no he says

> Fuck off, american people

The UK ?- no ...

> fucking british fog-smog is worse than a couple of sigarettes
(Not that I can remember being in much fog-smog recently)

France ?

> French the Lowest of Scum in Europe?!?!? They are the british-scum! How 
> can you be so confused?
(Who's confused - I think the French would disagree strongly with the idea of
being british-scum or British anything for that matter)


Well perhaps Michele can tell us all where he wants to be and then we can help
hm make all the travel arrangements (especially if its a country without
connections to the news network).

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jonathan Alma					         J.P.Alma@cs.bham.ac.uk
School of Computer Science
University of Birmingham, UK, B15 2TT.

The opinions expressed are my own and not those of Birmingham University
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Michelle is a brick wall.
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:26:39 GMT
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1191@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> 
> Maybe you do.  Fuck me, it's like talking to a brick wall.
> Are you only just catching on there, Michelle?

FUCK YOU?!?!? I said that you are masochist, but now you show that you are 
gay, too! Hu, hu. No woman, eh? Stay far from me, FAG!

	Michele
> 
> It's about time you stoped quoting the whole text of the article
> you are following up to.  Well done.
> 
> -- 
>    _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
>   _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     K e v i n  W a l s h
>  _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
> _/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
-- 

===========================================================================
I wish to everybody a real BAD Christmas. I hope that your fathers will die
doing the role of Santa Claus that come down from the chimney. I wish that
your planes blow out while you are going back home to meet your families.
Have a Christmas Drink and Drive accident, get as many DUI as you can.
And, Last but not Least, FUCK YOURSELF, again.
===========================================================================
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: net.snobs  [was Re: British Empire Loyalists]
Date: 18 Dec 1992 06:28:11 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Dec17.164254.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!BLAH!
>
>	Michele

	Jeeze!  Your just like an old lady on the bus...start her
talking and she'll never shut up, just like you. Out of 17 post I've
read today, at least one half have been from you... and they'er not
intresting. 



                                     \ 	 	....Going to extremes...
                                     / 
                                     \        Paul Scott Bartelt
                                     |    
                     _______         \ 		 aka leonardo....  
          *---------(  _)(__(()      /  	....@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
   ________________ / _\_____________\____________  
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            *-------(__)(__(()       /     	 ....No falls....
                                     |    	....No balls...
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-- 
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                                     / 
                                     \        Paul Scott Bartelt
                                     |
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: what *really* is fnal.gov
Date: 12 Dec 92 23:56:17 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1992Dec12.023817.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>Fuck the american government. Fuck, fuck, and then fuck!
>This fucking system does not work anymore, I answer, I spend time that I 
>could spend with fucking women, and then it does not post my answers anymore.
>Fuck the fucking hell, that's bullshit. I am loosing the 50% of the posts, 
>I have to rewrite them, I don't read alt.flame anymore. What the fucking 
>hell is happening here?!?!? Fuck! 
>(Just an example of how USA works)

Boy this dumbass thinks that UseNet is supported by the Gov't.  How funny ;-)

 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
                    !!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!

  - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
    exuptr@ZGNews.Lonestar.Org  <SLOW!>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mbrownel@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca (Mark Brownell)
Subject: RE: What is this thing called K E N ?
Organization: University of Toronto Chemistry Department
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 21:39:52 GMT

Hi, folks! Yet another fucking newbie here. Let's try it again...

ISTM that you chaps keep giving this K E N fellow an awfully hard time.
Hasn't anyone stopped to consider K E N 's potential as a clerk in the
"returns" booth of a major department store? Why, just imagine the
possibilities... (swirling music - fade to K E N sitting robot-like in
booth) ...

Customer:  (approaches) Hi, I'd like to return this toaster.

K E N :    K E N is K E N is K E N (etc.)

Customer:  Excuse me?

K E N :    You cannot return the toaster for K E N is K E N is ...
(etc.) 

Customer:  (dumbfounded) I'm confused...what are you...

K E N :    Of course you are confused. You are not K E N and that is why
you are confused.

Customer:  You are K E N?

K E N :    Yes.

Customer:  ...and K E N is K E N

K E N :    Yes.


Customer:  ...and I can't return my toaster?

K E N :    No.

Customer:  I think you are an idiot.

K E N :    No. K E N is not an idiot. K E N is K E N is K E N ... (ad
nauseum) 

Customer:  (realizing that he might as well be talking to a vending
machine - exits with the toaster - K E N is victorious once again!)


Amazing! So get those resumes out there K E N. You've got a great future
ahead of you. (The interview may not go so well, though...)


Potential Employer:  What do you have to offer this company, Mr.
Robinson?

K E N :   K E N is K E N is K E N ... etc.

Potential Employer:  Next!



"To post is mortal; To flame, devine!"

Mark B.
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Fuck me, another pizza-eating WOP!
Date: 16 Dec 92 12:26:26 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1542@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk> dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer) writes:
> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> > In article <1527@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk> dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer) writes:
> > > 187701458@ucis.vill.edu (JAGDEEP SAHNI) writes:
> > > >
> > > > >You yanks must have some fucked up sense of humour if you found
> > > > >"Raw" hilarious.  I can't find anyone who didn't fall asleap
> > > > >half way through - don't bother telling me that the best bits were
> > > > >saved for the end!
> > > > > 
> > > Hey englis asshole, I find RAW real funny even if he does take piss
> > > out of Italians. At least he more funny than stupid englis humur.
> > > 
> > Yeah well, what can I say?  You probably even laugh at your
> > own posts!
> > 
> I dont laugh at anything what you post Mistre Walsh. You ar a verry
> sad humen bein. Is it bein in england that make you this way? Please
> to tell me.
> 
> > Fuck me, another WOP!  This time, "the man with the haircut from hell."
> > Do you have a spikey haircut like Michelle - the man who has his hair
> > cut like a bog brush.  Jesus what a shithead.
> > 
> No. He will be spikey when he grows, but to short to cleen toilet with
> right now.
> 
> > What's all that fish crap about?
> > 
> By the way. Who this cristal place team you mention in other posts?
> Are they as crap as the englis football team (or even wors)? 
> 
Good lord, I only just spotted where these "geezer" posts come from.
Stuck my foot in my mouth again didn't I.

Hey Dave, sorry Geezer, where did you learn Woppish?  That phrasing,
vocabulary and spelling is almost up to Michelle's standard.  Some more
lessons and you could translate Michelle's posts for us

-- 
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  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     K e v i n  W a l s h
 _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
Subject: Re: j: Another acronym and followup to: Re: Joke for you 10 percente
Date: 17 Dec 92 17:17:02 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec17.134010.27470@news.uit.no>, stigs@stud.cs.uit.no (Stig-Lennart Soerensen) writes:
> I have been following this friendly debate about what country is the worst, USA
> or Britain for some time now...
> 
> The three tinnest books in the world?
> 
> 1. American culture
> 2. German humour
> 3. British beautiful people
> 
> (originally the nr. 3 went like this "3. Italian war heroes")
> 
> Well, as you all should know:
> 
> Norway is the best country in the world: we've got the babes, we've got the money
> and we've got the attitude!

What's that bullshit?!? Norway is WHAT?!?!? You are crazy. The best looking 
babes are Italians (yes, that's true, I will explain something to you guys, 
one day...) the most hot and romantic are, as I posted before, the French 
girls, the best money is American, (if you get it...) and WHAT THE FUCK DO 
YOU MEAN WITH NORWAY ATTITUDE?!?!? Idiot, another idiot in alt.flame. 
That's crazy.
> 
> Now have anyone some whale or baby seal jokes?

You are a seal joke, you and your country.
> 
> Whale-meat is good for you, eat it!

ARRRGGGHHHH!!! Do you wanna see me vomiting?!?!? Do you really eat that 
scum in Norway? I hope not. Bleah! That was disgusting.
> 
> stigs@stud.cs.uit.no

	Michele
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Reply to Jimmy, the Troll Bigot-Boy.
Date: 12 Dec 92 08:46:02 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu raves to Tri-Ungulate:
>*No I never use Nigger or Injun just like the Nigger doesn't use honky
> or whitey.  Glad you want to crank up a racial issue over this.  I don't
> have a problem with any race that is pulling their fair share in America
> and the facts are that the Amerindian and Afroamerican just ain't cutting
> it.  I love to see the white lower classes slave away in a textile factory
> just so that the tidbit of wealth they earn can be redistributed to a
> bunch of fucking inner city ganglord's families and a couple of indians
> who are too drunk and fucking lazy to get off of the reservation. 

  Injun?  OK, you little Fairy-Tale Freak, I happen to be part Indian,
  so I hope you don't mind if I take exception to this moronic display of 
  bigotry.  Maybe I should crosspost it to soc.culture.african.american?
  No, I don't think so.  I doubt if anyone over there would give a shit
  what a pubescent little xenophobic pollack such as yourself might think
  any more than we do here in alt.flame.  You've sunk to new lows in taste 
  and highs in stupidity, Jimmy boy.

[ standard Troll issue inanities deleted ]

>*And what are you Mr. Nobody?  No one here even knows who the fuck you are. 
> Your about as infamous as Andy Hart, another nobody who suddenly sprung up
> like a mushroom from a cowflop.  [...]
>  
>
>					Troll 


Well, for a nobody, I sure have blown YOUR loin cloth up, you sub-sentient
neanderthal teenager.  

Is the fact that I'm a nobody the reason why you sent me email today saying
"... I'm ready to call truce or allies any time"?  No, I think I see now the
reason why:  you've been busy ladling out another serving of troll-tripe
and you thought you might forestall my response by sucking up to me.

Forget it, Jimmy Benzorhoidolowski, or whatever the fuck your name is.
Back into the shitlist for you.  

-- Andy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rjr004@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:04:21 GMT

>>One thing that the aliens of the Net try to claim is that they too put>>Really? Your ignorance astounds me! (again and again an> 
> Yes, I must say, I too, am suprised to hear this coming from an
> American.  Do you think that the US would even be a nation today
> without having recieved French assistance.  I would think you
> Americans with your we-are-all-imporatant attitude would think
> important in history those factors which led to your existance.


Americans don't necessarily claim to have such an attitiude... even when and 
if we do it is on grounds based in cement.  If we are cocky about economics
or the millitary it is because the world is not bi, or multi-polar, but 
uni-polar, that being ONE superpower in the world--us.  That does not
mean that we are aristocratic #1 wanna-be losers like the French, but
that we know where we stand.  History?  Granted French aid was important,
but not key, basically they wanted revenge against the English because they
> 
> 
> Katherine Merle Mason
> Ne Oublie....

---The Doctor
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: Paranoia, Walsh Destroyer
Followup-To: alt.flame,misc.test
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 22:23:24 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.124932.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> Anyway, you can't afford my sister. She is too much pretty for you, 
> fat-free, no mustache, funny and sexy.

Hmm... you think your sister is sexy? That brings something funny to mind...

-The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@orchid.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: Lancashire is crap
Keywords: crap
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 21:19:58 GMT

In article <Bz26q0.94F@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Freak) writes:
>In article <Bz269u.67s@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei308@cck.coventry.ac.uk (Jet Girl) writes:
>>
>>DON'T YOU JUST HATE PEOPLE FROM LANCASHIRE AND THEIR BELIEF THAT IT
>>IS BETTER THAN YORKSHIRE??????
>>OUR FOOTBALL TEAMS ARE BETTER, OUR REGIONAL TV IS BETTER (I MEAN WHO
>>CAN RESIST THE CHARMS OF HARRY AND JUDITH ON LOOK NORTH?), OUR
>>CRICKET TEAMS ARE BETTER...
>>
>>AND WHILST ON THE SUBJECT, DONT YOU JUST HATE SOUTHERNERS....?
>>
>>
> Yorkshire..?? Whats that..? Oh,i remember now its that crappy little
> excuse for a county next to that premium of counties LANCASHIRE.
> I notice that you have mailed in with caps lock on so that it enforces
> your pathetic points across...
> Right where do i begin..??? 
> Football teams.? Hmm..you call Leeds a football team do you.? I think you
> are away with the fairies m'dear.Lets look at Lancashire...Blackburn Rovers
> Liverpool,Everton,Manchester Utd,Manchester City,Oldham Athletic to name just
> a few.Who else have you got in Yorkshire..?? The Bradford Salvation Army
> B team.????
> And lets look at TV programmes.! You have Yorkshire TV company.!!! Humph....
> What have they donr to the media world.? I'll tell you bloody what...
> ,...COUNTDOWN..says it all doesnt it.!
> We in Granada Region have Coronation Street,Sherlock Holmes,Prime Suspect..
> yet again to name but a few.Oh and we have Judy 'Tart' Finnigan and Richard
> 'sudden memory loss for paying for alcohol' Madeley.AND FRED TALBOT.!
>
>  Yorkshire...should have been put down at birth..
>
>   I rest my case...

K e n sees incompetence between two Englanders. Very interesting.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: net.snobs  [was Re: British Empire Loyalists]
Date: 17 Dec 92 16:42:54 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <BzE91p.8yE@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
> 
>  So, why am I buttin' in?  Well, this IS alt.flame and as you said, nuthin's
>  private.  I just sort of take exception to y'all pickin' on Liz. 

Hey, Idiot cowboy! What the fuck are you saying? There is one private thing,
and she is my Little Lady. She is *my*, ok?!? Stay far from her!
> 
>  alt.flame and talk.abortion mean nothing in the grand scheme of things.  
>  ...and neither do you.

I am the grand scheme of things, moron. Speak for yourself.
> 
> 
-- Andy

	Michele
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: "Black Power" (was Re: Perot In '96 (Was Re: Test the flame))
Date: 15 Dec 92 15:31:37 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <exuptr.397.0@exu.ericsson.se>, exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec13.014939.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov 
>>(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>>>
>>>I spoke with blacks, and they told me that they not feel to be 
>>>americans. I heard the RAP songs. I saw the riots on television. Who is 
>>>going to change that? Do the american people think about that? 
>>>That's what I would like to know. America is rich. But, for much less we 
>>>had the Red Brigates on Italy. What about the "Black Power"? Just curious.
> 
> Get a clue.  Do you really know what you are talking about, or are you just 
> throwing buzzwords around?
> 
I don't like to throw buzzwords around. I know what I am speaking about.
I wanted to know what the american people think/feel about this problem. 
That seems to me (but maybe only to me), a big problem. You know, I hade 
different informations in Italy than what you had. The italian newspapers 
spoke about a possible revolution. I did not belive that, but what I saw on 
television was anyway something strong. I just wanted to have more 
informations, and I wanted to see if americans care about that. 
Anyway, my clue is that they feel bad, and that they are angry. That's 
dangerous. Many revolutions started in this way. That's it.

	Michele
> 
>  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                     !!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!
>  ObQuotes:
>  "Igornance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
>  "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."
> 
>   - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
>     exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
From: cn566@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jeremy W. Burgeson)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
Date: 16 Dec 1992 03:49:09 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


Please make thousands of jokes about "us" and POST them.