From: dwv@ihlpm.att.com
Subject: AMC: update for 01/04
Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 93 09:23 CST




	OK, here is your first 1993 update for PV.
	


	Another fine day in PV and the surrounding area.
	
	Snooz-a-cuda rating - 7 (1 = children on christmas
	morning excitement level, 10 = sleep deeper than
	Erica's coma)
	
	Three major storylines today
	
1) Jack hits rock bottom

	Well, when we last left the counselor, he was standing on
	the accelerator pedal when he saw a woman in or beside the
	roadway. Well, we can tell Travis [ex race car pilot that he
	was] got all the car control genes, cause Jack piled it into
	a stone wall. He's OK, but searches for the woman. No 
	woman can be found, but Stewart manages to find Jack.
	We find out it's a good thing Jack hit the wall, because
	a small sign told all drivers a bridge was out. Stewat
	believes this was Jack's guardian angel. Jack thinks she was
	real. [ED: Yo Jack - If you are looking for mysterious
	women, head over to wildwind].
	
2) Swappin' spit on the Chandler estate.

	Chuckster and Halo finish a somewhat passionate new years
	kiss. In fine PV only style, the discuss the ramifications
	of said kiss for about an hour and both resolve to stay single.
	
	Meanwhile, up at the main house, Adam and Glo finish their
	somewhat passionate new year's kiss. They in PV style also
	discuss said kiss. Same old story, Glo says ADAM disgusts
	her, and just to prove it she lets Adam kiss her again
	[ED: Woah, time out! Is this woman off her rocker
	or what. I wouldn't let anyone who disgusts me near my
	lips. Even Adam can see right through this one. Any one
	feel really sorry for Stumeister right now?] Right
	as liplock ** 3 is about to happen, the dynamic duo
	return from the boat house/boppin' palace. They have
	caught them red faced, and Glo leaves for the gatehouse.
	
	Stu returns from his missions of mercy with a gift for
	Glo. Yep, it's the long awaited ring. Glo wants to
	scoot to Elk Green, but Stu wants to wait for
	[you guessed it] Valentines day! So the date is set.
	
3) What a long strange trip this has been

	Up at Oakhaven, Erica is checked into the Emily
	Ann Martin suite. Dim and Ed wait in the lounge
	while Mona plays a video of BEEEEAAAAANNNNNCCCCAAAAA.
	Erica awakens, but still seems to be a little off her rocker,
	thinking she is still in the crypt. She has a dream
	about hugging the demon child while all around her
	[Dim, Ed, Helgoid] taunt her and each other.
	
	Dim wants to see her, Docs and Mona refuse. Dim opens her
	door but does not go in. Dim, caught into the act says
	it was a mistake. Ed and Dim discuss his behaviour.
	Ed tells Dim, "Admitting you are an ass is the first step."
	
	
Comments:

	Why is it that all auto accidents in PV happen on the
	same road, with the same Ford Taurus involved. I swear
	Jack bit it right where Erica did before her tryst
	with Dim. I was yelling, "Find the hunting lodge."
	Good thing Jack had the sports car in the garage.
	
	
Unanswered questions:

1) Does PV hospital have any semi-private rooms?

2) Does Oakhaven have any Semi-private rooms?

3) Does Ruth pan fry or oven fry her chicken?

4) Will Myrtle enter the publishers clearing house or
   american family sweepstakes?

5) Can you get Tempo through your publishers clearing house or
   american family sweepstakes entry?

6) Wouldn't you think something is up if a known investigative
   reporter showed up at your housing development and made an immediate
   offer on a house that someone made an offer on 1 hour ago?

7) It's 1993, does that make Bianca about 14?

8) What does Winnifred do on her days off?

9) Will Arlene be the only soap character in history to serve
   an entire prison sentance in real time?

10) 12/24/92 - Blizzard in PV closes roads. 01/01/93 - no
    sign of snow anywhere after Jack's accident. Is PV
    sitting on some geothermal heat source?

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