From: jlauret@sbchem.sunysb.edu (Jerome LAURET)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: RE:cows... you want them?  I've got them!!!! 1.5
Date: 17 Dec 92 18:56:55 GMT
Reply-To: jlauret@sbchem.sunysb.edu (Jerome LAURET)
Organization: SUNYSB.EDU


	This is the real complete list of Cow I guess


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                  ...:::///  CLASSIC COWS  \\\:::...                            
                                                                                
             Part 1 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!                       
                  ________________________                                      
         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *        
         (oo)   ( A real COWlector's Item! )                                    
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *       
 / |     ||                                                                     
*  ||----||             Edited by David A. Bader                                
   ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:                        
     Cow                dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu                        
                                                                                
-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -    
--------------------                                                            
TABLE OF COW-NTENTS:                                                            
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 Part 1 ................................... The Classic Cows                    
 Part 2 ................................... The Sequel of the Cows              
 Part 3 ................................... The Return of the Cows              
 Part 4 ................................... The Barnyard Gallery                
 Part 5 ................................... The Ancient History of the Cows     
                                                                                
-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -    
                                                                                
  ______________                                                                
  |  D.A.B.'S  |            (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)      
  |    USED    |            (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)      
  |    COWS    |     /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/       
  |____________|   / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||         
        ||        *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||         
        ||           ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~         
  ______||_______                                                               
  | EASY CREDIT |           (__)          (__)          (__)          (__)      
  |_____________|           (uu)          (uu)          (uu)          (uu)      
        ||           /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/    /-------\/       
        ||          / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||    / |     ||        
        ||         *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||   *  ||----||        
        ||            ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~        
                                                                                
-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -    
                                                                                
         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)                
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)                
  /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/                 
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||                  
*  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||                  
   ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^                  
     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow      Nancy Reagan-type             
                   with milk     after milking      cow with milk               
                                                                                
         (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)            
         (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)            
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /             
 / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O              
*  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|               
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^               
     Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull 
                seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull   
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)                
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)                
  /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~          
 / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||                                   
*  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                 
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\                                                   
  Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble             
    on grass         on cow                                                     
                                                                                
          (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)                    
          (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)                    
  /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/                     
 * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||                       
    ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||                       
 ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^                       
  Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit                      
    a shit            shit             kicked out of her                        
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                                                                   
         (oo)                       U                                           
  /-------\/                    /---V                                           
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       .                   
*  ||----||                                                                     
   ^^    ^^                                                                     
                                                                                
Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.         
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv                  
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *               
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /                
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/                 
*  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)                        
   ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)                        
                                                                                
American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow                  
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                     (__)                     (__)                 
         (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)                 
  /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/                  
 / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||                   
*  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||                   
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                   
                                                                                
Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow                  
start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"          
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                     (__)                     (__)                 
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)                 
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/                  
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||                   
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||                   
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                   
                                                                                
Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash     
                      psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                         /\                  __                 
                                        /  \                 ||                 
             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)               
             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)                
      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/                 
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||                  
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||                  
       ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^                  
    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's                
  to George Washington       this cow                   cow                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                 (__)                           
         *        (__)                           (oo)                           
          \       (oo)                     /------\/                            
           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |                             
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||                             
            ||----||                    *  ||----||                             
            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^                             
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow is obviously                     
       to Ceasar's Palace             Hugh Hefner's Heifer                      
                                                                                
                                                                                
                  (___)               (__)      (__)                            
                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)                            
           /-------\ /                 \/--------\/                             
          / |     ||V                   |        |                              
         *  ||----||                    ||------||                              
            ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^                              
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with                        
the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle                           
                                                                                
                                                                                
             (__)                   (__)                                        
             [##]                   (@o)                                        
      /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)             
     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)             
    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/              
       ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^                   
 This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to           
  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman          
                                                                                
                                                                                
                    (____)             (____)                           (____)  
                    (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)  
         /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /   
        / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/    
       /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||     
      *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||     
          /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^     
     This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether  
      to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four 
                                                           legs or eight        
                                                                                
                         (__)                                                   
         (__)            (oo)         (__)                                      
         (oo)            /\/          (oo)                                      
  /-------\/         /--/--            \/-----                                  
 / |     ||         / |    `-.         / |    `-.                               
*  ||----||        *  ||----||        *  ||----||                               
   OO    OO           OO    OO           OO    OO                               
                                                                                
 Cow-vertible      .     .     .                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                              (__)                                              
*_                     *_     ( oo             *_                               
  \      (__)            \    /\/                \  (__)                        
   \.----( oo____         \.-/----._____          \.( oo___\____                
    ||____\/____ \         ||__________ \          |_\/________ \               
    OO          `OO        OO          `OO         OO          `OO              
                                                                                
                    Cow-vette Cow-vertible  (of cowrse)                         
                                                                                
                                                                                
  *        (___)    *        (___)                (__)                          
   \       (o o)     \       (o o)                (oo)                          
    \-------\ /       \-------\ /          /-------\/        ________           
     |     ||O         |     ||O          / |     ||_|/    O _______            
     ||,---||          ||,---||          *  ||----|  --                         
     ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^                             
               Twins                         Cow Catcher                        
                                                                                
                             (__)                                               
         (__)                [@@]          ?  (__)  ?              (__)         
         (oo)              <=|^^|=>       ?   (oo)   ?         |\/|(oo)         
  /-------VV       /--------- \/       /-------\/           /--| \--\/          
 / |     ||       / |       ||        / |     ||           / |     ||           
*  ||----||      /  |       ||       *  ||----||          *  ||----||           
   ^^    ^^      *  ||------||          ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^           
                    ^^      ^^                                                  
 Cownt Dracula     Francownstein       Where Cow             Cow bird           
     Cow                Cow                                                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (^^) (              (oo)                        (__)                   
         (oo)  )             (OO)                        (oo)                   
  /-------==---       /------\--/                /------||||||                  
 / |     ||          / |     ||                 / | UX`  \||/                   
*  ||----||         *  ||----|\O---< HONK!     *  ||----||                      
   ^^    ^^            ^^    ^                    ^^    ^^                      
   Groucho's            Harpo's                     Karl's                      
     cow                  cow                        cow                        
                                          (yes, that's the Russian symbol.      
                                               Use your imagination.)           
                                                                                
                                                                                
               O__O                             \_|_/                           
               (oo)                             (oo)                            
        /-------\/                       /-------\/                             
       / |     ||                       / |     ||                              
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||                              
         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^                              
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                        (__)                        (__)                        
                ^^      (oo)                        (--)                        
            ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\                       
         ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\                      
       ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^                     
    ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |                       
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\                       
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \                      
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^                     
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale         
                                             (What a bod, huh guys?)            
                                                                                
                                                                                
               )\               (__)                                            
              /  \              (oo)                                            
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                      
            Cow trying out for a part                                           
              in the new JAWS movie                                             
                                                                                
        *                                                 (__)                  
         \                                                (DD)                  
          \                                        /-------\/                   
          |\                                      / |     ||_\_/                
        \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|                     
        \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^                     
         \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at     
          ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale       
           \\ ||                                                                
            \\||                                                                
             \||                                                                
              ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /          
               \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /         
                \_                              / / / / / _______   / /         
 Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /         
                                                / / /    (__)|      / /         
                                                / / /    (oo)|      / /         
   ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |                  
    ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|                  
       @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|                      
        @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^                      
     /--UU--\/        (____________)                                            
    / |    ||                              Cow sheltering from English Weather  
   *  ||---||                                                                   
                                                                                
   (New) Jersey Cow                                                             
                                                                                
                                                                                
                       O O                 O O                                  
                        \ \               / /                                   
                         \ \          (__) /                                    
          (__)            \ \         (xx)/                                     
          (DD)             \ +--------+\//                                      
   /-------\/               \|        | /                                       
  / |     ||                 +--------+                                         
 *  ||----||                                                                    
    ^^    ^^                                                                    
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"                              
                                                                                
                                                                                
           o==+--                                                               
           |  |\ \                                                              
           |  | \ \    ____________________                                     
           |   \ \ \   |                  |                                     
           |    \ \ \  |  +------------+  |                                     
           |     \ \ \ |  |     (__)   |  |                                     
           |      \ \ \|  |     (oo)   |  |                                     
           |       \ \ |  | o\  .\/.   |  |                                     
           |        \ \|  | | \/    \  |  |                                     
         /---\       \ |  +------------+  |                                     
        /     \       \|                  |                                     
        |     |        |                  |                                     
        \     /        |                  |                                     
         \---/         |                  |                                     
                       |                  |                                     
                    --------------------------                                  
                   (                          )                                 
                    --------------------------                                  
                                                                                
                  Cow-struction worker.                                         
                                                                                
                                               |                                
                                             /---\                              
                                             : = :                              
                                             :   :                              
                           :,','. '.         :   :---\                          
              ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:.  :   :                          
                                                                                
            Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker.                 
                                                                                
                                                                                
         o  o                                                                   
         |__|             (__)             (__)                                 
         (oo)             (oo)            =(oo)=         oo                     
  /-------\/       /-------vv       /-------\/                                  
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||                                   
*  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||                                   
   ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~                                   
 bill bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains                 
 male relative     cow              cow            cow                          
 cow                                                                            
                       x                                                        
                   xxxx|xxxx                                                    
                xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx                                                 
                       |                                                        
                      //                                                        
                (__) //                        (__)   (__)                      
                (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)                      
         /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\               
        / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \              
       *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *             
          ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^                
     Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                            o        o             (__)    ^                    
                             \      /              (oo)   /                     
                              \    /           _____\/___/                      
             (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /                         
             (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /                          
    /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/                           
   / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\                               
  *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \                              
     ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /                              
                        ^^     ^^           ^    ^                              
                                                                                
    Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco                     
        Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of                    
   (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)                     
     cow-culus)          Ray Tube)                                              
                                                                                
            o                                                                   
            | [---]                                                             
            |   |                                                               
            |   |                              |------========|                 
       /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|                 
      /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|                 
      |            |                     ___|  |==============|                 
      |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|                 
      \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|                 
       \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |                                
    -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |                                
    |               |        *  ||------||-----^                                
    -----------------           ||      |      |                                
      /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |                                
     /     ----    \                                                            
      ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon                     
                                                                                
                                                                                
                (__)                                                            
               ([][])            "I have this recurring dream                   
               __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)              
              /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")              
             /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //            
            /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //             
                \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //              
                 /======   \/            =======/==============//               
              *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\                
                 /      \ ^               //                   \\               
                                                                                
                     Psycowlogist and patient                                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                               (___)                            
          \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)                            
           \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /                             
        *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/                           
      ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\                          
     ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]                  
               \______/                        \_____\\//                       
                                                \__/                            
   It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss           
    It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)       
                                                //   //                         
                                                ^^    ^^                        
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                          ==================                    
 _____________________________            H                H                    
 |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H                    
 |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __           
 |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \         
 |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |        
 |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /         
 |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||           
 |             | ^           |            H                H       ||           
 |             | ]           |            H                H       ||           
 |             |             |            H                H       ||           
 |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||           
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^        
 Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard                       
                                                                                
                                                                                
     (  (    )                                                                  
   ( (     )   )                                                                
   ( (         )                                                                
  (           / )                                                               
 ( ( \\       )                                                                 
     ( |  // )                                                                  
       |   |    (__)                                                            
       |   |    (oo)                   (__)                                     
       |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____                                
       |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )                               
     **|   | ---||                \ __________/                                 
    ``'---------^^                                                              
        Cow Hide                     Cow Pie                                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                   \  |  /         ___________                                  
    ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________                 
   |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |                
   | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |                
   |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |                
   | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |                
   |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |                
   | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |                
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |                
   |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |                
^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |                
   |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |                
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |                
        `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |                
         || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )                  
                     (oo)    (oo)                       /---V                   
              /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |                   
             / |     ||        ||_______| \                                     
            *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *                                    
               ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^                                       
                                                                                
                        "Cow Town"                                              
                                                                                
                                                                                
              \ (__)                       (__)                                 
              \\(oo)                       (\/)                                 
         /-----\\\/                 /-------\/                                  
        / |    (##)                / |     ||                                   
       *  ||----||"               *  ||----||                                   
          ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~                                   
    This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing                              
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                     (__)                     (__)                 
         (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)                 
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/                  
 / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||                   
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||                   
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                   
                                                                                
Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love                  
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                                              (__)                 
         (oo)                                              (oo)                 
  /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/                  
 / |'''''||                            / |                 ||                   
*  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||                   
   ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^                   
 Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow                       
                         *                                                      
                      **   **                                                   
                 * **  * * *  **                                                
                *   /  /   \ *  *                                               
             \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)                  
          *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)                  
            /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )                  
            \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()                   
            /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||                     
          \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^                     
         /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles                
                 Cow in Heat                                                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
           (___)                                                                
           (o o)                                                                
     /------\ /   (__)                         (__)                             
    /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)                             
   |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/                              
   /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||                               
  | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO                               
  *  ^^   ^^      ^^                                                            
    Cowt in the Act                   low rider cow                             
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (__)                 \__\                 (__)                         
         (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)                         
  /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/                          
 / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||                           
*  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||                           
   OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO                           
Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow                          
                                                                                
                                                                                
                 (__)              (__)              \_||_~                     
                 (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)                     
  /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/                      
 / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||                         
*  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||                         
   OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{                         
      li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow                      
                                                                                
                                                                                
         ____                                                                   
        (____)                                                                  
                               .xxxx.                                           
         (__)                  '(oo)`                                           
         (oo)            /-----'-\/ `                                           
  /-------\/            / |    |============>                                   
 / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)                                           
*  ||----||               ~~    ~                                               
   ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi                                       
   holy cow            armed and dangerous                                      
                                                                                
                                                                                
         (___)             (___)                                                
         (o o)             (o o)                                                
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /                                                 
 / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O                                                  
*  ||,---||       *  ||,---||                                                   
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^                                                   
    A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull                                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
           (---)                                                                
           (   )                                                                
          /-----\                          (___)                                
          |     |                          (o o)                                
          |  |  |                   (-----) \ /                                 
          |  |  |                  /  / \    O                                  
          |  *  |                 *  | O |                                      
          ^^   ^^                    -----                                      
          Coward                  Phone Bull                                    
                                                                                
                                                                                
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 |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)             
 |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)             
 |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--            
 |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---            
 |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------               
 |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________                    
 |     _________________             |     _________________                    
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Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.             
                                                                                
                                                                                
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/      \                        ^^----^^\/                                      
                                                                                
The attempt results in an udder disaster.                                       
                                                                                
                                                                                
  .            /\         .       .        :                (__)                
        .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)                
             /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/                 
            /      \              *        :        * ||____||                  
            | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\                  
     .     /| (oo) |\           **         :                                    
          / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger                  
      .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :                                    
     . /    | |  | |    \  .               :                                    
      / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)                
     |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)                
    .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/                 
       .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||                  
            !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||                  
                                           :          ^^    ^^                  
  The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow                 
                                                                                
                                                                                
                          ...---...                                             
                       ../  / | \  \..                                          
                     ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.                                        
                    /  /   /  |  \   \  \                                       
                   /  /   /   |   \   \  \                                      
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                      
                   \          |          /                                      
                    \         |         /                                       
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                      \       |       /                                         
                       \      |      /                                          
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                         \    |    /                                            
                          \   |   /                                             
                           \  |  /                                              
                            \ | /(__)                                           
                             \|/ (oo)                                           
                          /---++--\/                                            
                         / |  || ||                                             
                        *  ||-++-||                                             
                           ^^    ^^                                             
                                                                                
               Cow surviving attack by Red Baron                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
              ..---..                             (__)                          
             /       \                            (oo)                          
             |  RIP  |                     /-------\/                           
             |       |                    / |     ||                            
             |       |                   *  ||----||                            
             |       |                      ^^    ^^                            
             |       |                                                          
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////                                              
                                                                                
            Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???    
                                                                                
                                                                                
                     (__)                                                       
                     (oo)                                                       
        /---+      +--\/                                                        
       / |  |      | ||                                                         
      *  ||-+      +-||                                                         
         ^^          ^^                             *                           
                                                                                
   David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow          
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                    (__)                                        
                                    (oo)                                        
                             /-------\/                                         
                            / |     ||                                          
                           *  ||----||                                          
                              ^^    ^^                                          
                             (__)  (__)                                         
                             (oo)  (oo)                                         
                      /-------\/    \/-------\                                  
                     / |     || -^^- ||     | \                                 
                    *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *                                
                       ^^                  ^^                                   
                      (__)                (__)                                  
                      (oo)                (oo)                                  
               /-------\/                  \/-------\                           
              / |     ||                    ||     | \                          
             *  ||----||                    ||----||  *                         
                ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^                            
                 Barnum's Troupe of performing cows                             
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                    (__)                       _--------_                       
                    (oo)                      |__________|   BIG                
             /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC                
            / | 007 ||                         __________                       
           *  ||----||                        |_        _|                      
              ^^    ^^                          --------                        
       Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow        
                                                                                
                                                                                
   The cow that didn't jump                                                     
   over the moon.                                                               
   ------------------------         !                                           
                                    !                                           
                                    ^                                           
                                   / \              Hey diddle diddle           
                                  /___\             The cat and the fiddle      
                                 |=   =|            The cow blew up on the      
                                 |     |                         launch pad...  
                                 |     |                                        
   ROCKET,                       |     |                                        
   TAKING OFF                    |     |                                        
   TOTALLY             \\        |     |                                        
   OBLIVIOUS TO    ||||||>       |     |                                        
   THE FACT THAT       //        |     |                                        
   THERE IS A                    |     |                                        
   COW ON THE                    |     |                                        
   LAUNCH PAD                   /|##!##|\                                       
                               / |##!##| \                                      
                              /  |##!##|  \                                     
                             |  / ^ | ^ \  |                                    
                             | /  ( | )  \ |                                    
                             |/   ( | )   \|                                    
                                 ((   ))                                        
                                ((  :  ))                                       
                                ((  :  ))                                       
                                 ((   ))                                        
                                  (( ))                                         
                                   ( )                                          
                                    .                         *                 
                                    .                                           
                                           _           _           *            
                                     *     \\ *=      //                        
       COW BLOWING      \\                  \\    =* //                         
       UP,ON THE   ||||||>>       *     *                ( __ )                 
       LAUNCH PAD       //                     * * *  . _ (oo)          *       
                                   // *= *=   * BOOM *     ()                   
                                  //   *=      * * *           ==* \\           
               ________________________________________________ = * \\          
                ==============================================                  
               //        //           !!           \\        \\                 
              //        //            ||            \\        \\                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                     (__)                       
                                                     (oo)                       
                                                    /'^^^-m                     
            (__)                                   / '' ` )                     
            (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|                     
           / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |                     
          /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|                     
      ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||                      
     *        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww                      
                                                                                
            Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula                   
                                                                                
                                                                                
 ____             ____                                |+++++|                   
|++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|                   
|++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|                   
|++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __              
|    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|             
-----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ ---------------------------------- 
 o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __                        
 |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!           
 |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\                       
  -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *                      
     \  |  __________________________________/                                  
     |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /                                    
     / /\ \  \___/                    \___/                                     
    / /  \ \                                                                    
    ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?       
                                                                                
                                                                                
        (__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)  
        (00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )  
  /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)  
 /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||                       
* ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||                       
                                                                                
Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter  
                                                                                
                                                                                
*        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)           
 \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)           
  \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/            
  /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \             
 //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\            
 ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^            
Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow         Cow braking            
                                                                                
                                                                                
          (__)                                                                  
          (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)                    
           \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)                    
       ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/                     
       ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |                      
    *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||                      
        //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^                      
       //__                      Cow             Cow pooing                     
       Cow marching            standing                                         
                                                                                
                                                                                
   Side      Front   Side   back                (___)  Where's all the bulls!   
   (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/                          
   ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^                       
   /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//                       
                                                                                
                                                                                
(___)                                                                           
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