HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: it ought to be
Date: 5 Nov 1992 15:34:23 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <MJD.92Nov3011052@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Peddlers") writes:
>
>    ENIAC, so far as I can tell, was controlled by plugboards and
>rheostats, and very little at all by toggle switches.  Parts of the
>front panels are in a room downstairs (the same room, in fact, where
>they were originally built), so I feel that I can speak with some
>authority on this.

No rheostats; this is a digital machine, remember?  Those things are
actually rotary switches to input BCD data.  The panels which are in
place there today are mostly "register panels" which can be thought of
as memory mapped BCD input devices, and they were usually used to set
constants in a program that might be changed from run to run.

Part of the ALU is currently in the Smithsonian Institution.  It's not
half as amazing as the Stretch gear they've got.
--scott

Incidentally, the front panel on the UNIVAC I machine in the Smithsonian
isn't terribly different than the front panel on the '11 in my office.
Pretty much the same configuration, although I don't have to monitor
filament voltage with a meter....

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Subject: Re: Evile
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:43:47 GMT

In article <6929@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>This should have started out as a "tapes on my desk" post, but C (young,
>pretty, but not so bright co-op student from local community college) came
>over to my desk, saw the tapes and said "Oh! What kind of music do you
>like to listen to?"
>Knowing that her knowledge of music does not extend beyond Reba
>MacIntyre I decided to have some fun.
>"Christian rock."
>"Really!" Giving me the eye. "You?"
>"Yeah! See this one, Jesus Jones? Well Jones is slang for an addiction
>and these guys are hooked on Jesus."
>C gets a confused look on her face.
>I go on.
>"And this one, Nine Inch Nails, is a reference to the nails
>used to crucify Christ. Why here, look at this song, 'Help Me, I Am
>in Hell" it's about what awaits all sinners."
>
>Even *I* don't belive it, but she's buying it. I drop the A bomb.
>
>"And these guys call themselves 'Ministry' cause that what they use
>their music as."
>She walks off, thinking of me in a new light.
>I expect things will be different tomorrow after she talks to her
>boyfriend Melvin (his real name, no shit!) tonight.
>
>rp -- Jesus built my SPARCstation.

That sounds like a joke I played on a friend of mine once.
She's very religous and has always been razzing me about the
"irreverent" nature of the metal music I listen to.
Really got upset when she saw a "Judas Priest" tape I had with me.
Anyway our church youth g So,I asked her is I could bring along a few of my tap
tapes, and she asked what was on them. I insisted that she would like them,
they were recordings of a band called "Testament".  She approved the tapes
until she found out about such songs as "Curse of the Legions of Death"
and "Apocalyptic City".  Pretty good joke though.

Even funnier, back in high school, after a bad relationsin romance.
(even sounded a little like a character from Dr. Strangelove now that
I think about it, although I hadn't seen that film at that time).
I even went as far as to explain to people that romance depicted in
the media (music, films, TV, books) were in fact a part of this
"Communist conspircy to infilitrate our society".  I would provide
detailed analysis of the TV shows and movies in this manner.
Heck, I even explained that the worst offenders were the producers
the music of Belinda Carlisle was the "utlimate threat to our
way of life.".

The scary thing about this is that some people really beleived what
I was saying!!

That was a long time ago.

I have a girlfriend now and we are doing just fine.

Simon







Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: CARASSO WILL RETURN (but as who?)
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 05:11:28 GMT

In article <1992Nov6.035910.14759@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>Carasso is making annoying calls (consisting of incoherent noises) to
>me at my office.
>
>If he keeps it up, I'm gonna sic US West on him.  Heh heh heh.
>
>Mark.
>gooley@netcom.com

No, Mark, that's me. I apologize for that, those damn chimpanzees keep 
grabbing the phone receiver away from me and start chewing on it. 

Maybe I shouldn't have confessed.

mdw


-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Stupid costume ideas
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 15:34:01 GMT

 For my costume I dressed up as Industrial Combine Harvester Man. I wore a
jogging suit with about a dozen Industrial Combine Harvesters taped on.
I got the Industrial Combine Harvesters at "Everything's A Dollar", in which
everything sold in the store is, surprisingly, a buck each. Sometimes it's
two for a buck. But it's cool, because "Everything's a Dollar" includes the
sales tax, so when I bought 12 Industrial Combine Harvesters, by golly, I
spent 12 dollars, even. With my Industrial Combine Harvester Man costume I
wore my ski mask, but I had to take it off because it got all slimy with
spit and sweat.

                                                       Derrick

Now I suppose someone's going to do a text-search-replace replacing
"Industrial Combine Harvester" with "speculum" now.


-- 
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- adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu     Computer Science        | harvester here -
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 19:14:10 GMT


In article <1992Nov10.151757.11416@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU writes:
||madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann) writes:
|>Oh yeah, and plenty of other people on the net have acknowledged that
|>I am funny.  Guess you lose that argument.

|Wait, maddi, if you're so funny, howcome your newsfroup (rec.humor."funny")
|is so LAME.
|Guess you lose that argument.

Clearly, this is the right moment to get Lance to report
in copious detail about his date with this woman.

---
c j silverio
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: History repeats itself
Date: 10 Nov 1992 21:22:27 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <BxIoJy.Msv@cantua.canterbury.ac.nz> mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris) writes:
>
>And it hasn't progressed at all since!

Isn't anyone going to serve the volcano papers on this guy?

c
process server par extraordinaire
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i say kill bush
Date: 7 Nov 92 11:07:28 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2
Keywords: die

sigh. I put finerty in my killfile just to avoid his militantly stupid
roger-wannabe antics.

m_lehoul@oz.plymouth.edu (Michael L. Le Houllier) writes:

Newsgroups: misc.test,talk.bizarre

that aws the point michael.

>In article <1992Nov5.063938.11566@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>>i want bush's head on a pike stuck in my front lawn. fucker. i hate that
>>man more than anyone i don't know personally. i want quayle to be pres for
>>a couple of weeks and then we kill him and let foley do it for a while.
>>then we kill him too and give it to baker. yeah, i say we take the
>>opportunity to really fuck with D.C. 

on the other hand, the last time someone posted this kinda thing
to the net, the secret service had a nice friendly chat with him.
anyone in utah want to keep us informed?

josh
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Lunch
Date: 13 Nov 1992 06:25:00 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: smirk, original

In article <gerald.721593596@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
*Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

I'm not sure who is the biggest geek: him for posting this, or me for
recognizing it.


Mark "I'm on TV" Lippert
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SSC
Date: 13 Nov 1992 06:07:09 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Nov12.160305.13099@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> drumm@frith.msu.edu (drumm) writes:
*Douglas Adams held a book reading/signing here in little old 
*East Lansing yesterday.  For the signing, you had to take a 
*number and wait in line.  I had number 152.

Bah.  I had number 45.  But then, I wasn't in East Lansing.


Mark "Just if I had gotten there before those three people...." Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 17:52:37 GMT


In article <1992Nov10.011824.22719@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
   In article <1992Nov9.214610.1312@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca) writes:
   >     That said, I find it amusing that Matt Welsh suggested
   >"loser," because he'd fit into this category once he leaves
   >the realm of the newbies.

   No, you're wrong. I'm already a loser. Just check out the Newsgroups: line.

   You really need to stay more on top of things, Davey boy.

   mdw
   Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
   ^^^^^^^^^^
SUCK WEASEL.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Ideas needed: sewing for men
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 01:08:08 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.151523.24107@chpc.utexas.edu> jbyrd@chpc.utexas.edu (Jan Byrd) writes:
>For those of you who are into T-shirt/sweatshirt painting, a friend of
>mine made a ton of money at a bazaar I participated in with what I thought
>was a most creative and original idea (this was 4 years ago so I don't 
>feel too bad about mentioning it here).
>
>She bought a bunch of men's sweatshirts (mostly black and gray, mostly
>L,XL, and XXL sizes) and painted really gorgeous and exotic fishing lures
>on them (you know how pretty some of those things are).  She sold almost
>every one she had and took a BUNCH of orders she was hard-pressed to finish
>by Christmas.  I think she charged $30-40 each for them.

I don't know about you all, but I would DIE for a fishing lure sweatshirt.

Black, XL, with one of those pink worm thingies on a hook. Just my style.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: FILL ME IN
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 16:48:57 GMT

So, I've been busy the past couple of days.  Can someone
tell me who won the election?

--
infidel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 23:29:09 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.225008.23663@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>In article <1992Nov10.213003.20221@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>You've got it all wrong. Mike's WEASEL FODDER and I'm currently sucking
>>on a volcano.
>>
>Did it promise not to erupt in your mouth?

I have a dental dam, it's okay.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: RAP
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 02:13:07 GMT


in alt.rap, ckukkone@jarthur.claremont.edu (CK3) writes:
)I was really surprised but this shit is fat.

"WELCOME BACK FROM THE COMMERCIAL.  FOR THE AUDIENCE AT HOME, THE
PASSWORD IS: 'THIS SHIT IS FAT', GEORGE GOBEL, IT'S YOUR TURN TO GIVE,
RICH LITTLE WILL RECEIVE.  READY GO!"


carasso,
immutable


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.books
From: mcrosby@nyx.cs.du.edu (Matthew Crosby)
Subject: Re: Clinton won; maybe (was Gloat)
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 04:33:32 GMT

In article <1dkh1lINNfkv@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <BxF1G7.7L@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>>
>>No, they have a point.  57% DID vote against Clinton.  64% DID vote against
>>Bush.  And a stunning 81% voted against Perot.  The CLEAR and LOGICAL answer
>>is that the American people want NO ONE to be President.

That is kind of weird mathematics!  Just because someone votes for someone does
not necissarily mean they are voting against someone else!  Now if 81% had
written "Go stick your head up a pig!" on their ballot, then possibly that can
be construed as voting agains.

>
>That explains a sign I saw today.  On a simple rectangle
>of brown cardboard, hand-lettered and stapled to a simple
>picket planted in the dirt across the street from the
>Circle-K, where lots of political placards have been for
>too long a while, was the single word, "NOT".
>
>Perhaps it was merely a modifier for a since-removed,
>legitimate sign, but here it was alone, and made the
>most sense.

Ah!  But did it say not what?

>
>Has anyone bought and read _The_Te_of_Piglet_ yet?  I need
>a fair number of inobservant, muddled, prejudiced,
>inarticulate opinions before I can make up my mind to blow
>a lunchtime's wages on a used copy of it.  And should I
>get _The_Tao_of_Pooh_, first, or is they both just more new-age
>crap like _The_Dancing_Wu_Li_Masters_ and _Godel_Escher_Bach_?

I wouldn't call Godel Escher Bach new age crap!

But anyway, I would say that if that is your definition of them, then, yes
they are.

--
-Matt
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the net!
mcrosby@nyx.cs.du.edu  -or-  crosby@cs.colorado.edu
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Personal Bests
Date: 11 Nov 1992 17:19:12 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <BxJFBI.L5K@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
> John, you're a swell guy, so I'll tell you: YOU CAN'T BONE A SHEEP.
> 
> 
> This reminds me of a story, which you will now suffer through or die:
> 

Heh. You just made me think of a guy we had transfer onto the sub I was  
assigned to for 5 years. I have no idea where he came from, and frankly, 
didn't want to after hearing his one, often spoken, belief..............

"Hell, the closest thing I've found yet to sheep are women."

He only lasted 3 months.....and no, I have no idea what became of him.
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.job.wanted,alt.warlord
From: bkeiper@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan S Keiper)
Subject: >Name that Vacca Contest...
Followup-To: Naming Contest...
Keywords: Zarniwhoop, Mango, and Cha-Ching...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 12:15:55 GMT

     Hmmm, Name that Vacca, eh?  How's about this....

     1) Jizzlobber
     2) Festering Pygmie
or   3) Syphlitic Yak Boy

     Just a few suggestions...
     Now, where's that package of authentic New England hedge trimmings?

          Bryan Keiper
          bkeiper@magnusug.acs.ohio-state.edu


          "Why be normal when being strange is so much more fun?"
                    And tax deductable in some states...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re: why I love SGI
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 02:44:03 GMT

Sayeth dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson):
$What I really want is a Clipper workstation.

   Clipper is for weenies.  Real programmers use Fox...er, pardon me,
I seem to have lost my sense of direction.

silver "$&^*@ 72-cent compass"
-- 
|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
|Have you seen this boy?  Lust never sleeps.  I say hurl.  Honey, I'm   |
|home. _________________________________________________________________|
|_____/ silver@bokonon.UUCP    ...!{uunet|becker|xrtll}!bokonon!silver  |
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Elevators
Keywords: smirk, tasteless
Date: 12 Nov 92 22:07:48 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Originator: gerald@gerald

josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes) writes:

>I tend to stand in front, right by the buttons. If you stand in the back,
>short fat men will stand next to you, fart, and whistle out of tune.

I have heard that there are people who can perform both actions with a
single bodily function.

Gerald -it takes practice, though
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: MYTH OF RICTUS
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 13:33:42 GMT

In article <1dfs06INN1nm@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy) writes:
>No, no, that's Mike McGee.

Good enough for me,
Bobby.


-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca)
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 21:46:10 GMT



     Yes, I admit it.  I gave Alfvaen the inspiration for the
"name the rank-and-file of talk.bizarre" contest, because the
term I had been using, to wit, "almostlikenewonlyusedbyalittle
oldsysadminwhousedhimorhertoposttotalkbizarreandacoupleofaltt
typegroupsbie," was just too darn cumbersome.  He agreed, and
has apparently decided to post it.  I didn't, because until
today I haven't been able to read news (the quest for rn here
at Saint Mary's was interrupted by the hospitalization of the
man responsible for its implementation, so I've been forced to
join the ranks of the scary and desperate at Nyx) and because,
as he said, nobody likes my contest ideas anyway.
     That said, I find it amusing that Matt Welsh suggested
"loser," because he'd fit into this category once he leaves
the realm of the newbies.
     The above, of course, begs the question of whether or not
he's a loser now, which I cannot answer, having had so little
opportunity to read anything of his until now.
     I would be honored to have the new term named after me,
but I must concur with Alfvaen, adw is _the_ yardstick against
which talk.bizarre's middle-class must be measured, or at least
hit with.

     Yes, I'm back.  This system makes me long for the old VAX
I used to use, but it has news and I have an account.  I hate
the editor, though, so if this post is gibberish, hey.

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37237 alt.slack:3043
From: pentangl@spdcc.com (Scott Moir)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Interfaith marriages
Date: 7 Nov 92 23:36:10 GMT
Organization: S.P. Dyer Computer Consulting, Cambridge MA

In article <BxCs2K.2uG@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <5745@tivoli.UUCP> regina@tivoli.UUCP (Regina Foiles) writes:
>>My sister and her boyfriend are getting married in June. She's protestant and
>>he's jewish. Neither a minister nor a rabi will marry them because neither
>>one wants to convert to the others religion. My sister does want the wedding
>>to be in a house of God. The only thing we can think of to solve this problem
>>is a Chapel with a non-denominational Chaplain. I'm sure that this is not a
>>unique situation. Can someone who has gone through this before, or knows
>>someone who has, give me some advice on how to help my sister and future
>>brother-in-law? 
>> 
>The obvious answer is to have a SubGenius minister perform the ceremony.
>Not only are SubGenius ministers performers of equal-opportunity[*] marriages,
>but the term of marriage can be as short as you like, minutes or even SECONDS
>if necessary.  Additionally, the required love offering will just about
>GUARANTEE the newly-weds a honeymoon suite on the pleasure saucers when the
>X-ists come (again and again!) in 1998 to foreclose the mortgage "Bob" took
>out on the planet Earth.  You just CAN'T get a better deal than that.
>
>[*]  Except by special request.

Yah, and there's also Unitarian faiths. I wonder if I could become a 
Subgenii Minister under the Unitarian faith. Hell, if Laurie cabot 
the witch can be ordained and perform Marriages for the goddess,
WHY CAN'T I do marriage contracts under "BoB"????

Hmph.

...d
(P.s. To the brother dude...hey, tell them to look up a Unitarian Universalist
Preacher. All you have to do is believe in God to go to the churches, don't
matter what denomination, faith, etc.)


-- 
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Email address: dtaylor@lucy.wellesley.edu   |  It will not last the night 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.clinton
From: danster@dc.gov (Dan Quayle)
Subject: Re: the FBI is after me, really
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: The White House
Date: 6 Nov 92 01:28:11 GMT

pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
:
|i hereby rescind and retract all statements made by me regarding the
|president and other elected officials. [...]
|[...] unfortunately another individual took my posting
|as a threat to the president and other officials. [...]

Pat Finerty. You are no Lee Harvey Oswald.

|               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
|                           please kill me now."
                            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Where is Jack Ruby when you need him?