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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: GGB Joke, Yes I'm actually requesting it.
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (To be average scares the hell out of me)
Date: 19 Nov 92 09:15:02 CST
Organization: Brandon University, Brandon, Manitoba, Canada

In article <1992Nov15.061126.7826@gibdo.engr.washington.edu>, bobk@gibdo.engr.washington.edu (Bob) writes:
> pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Blade) writes:
> | 
> | 	Well, the title pretty much says it all.  I'd like to see the Green
> | Golf Ball Joke, assuming that it actually exists.  Yes, I may have bad
> | taste.  My sysop may kill me, but I don't mind if it's before finals.  Could
> | somebody either e-mail it to me or repost it?  Thanks for any responses.
> 
>   I saw it on the FAQ for rec.golf about a year ago.  Go ask for it
>   in that newsgroups.  They should know it.  Also, they're more likely
>   to send it to you if you sound like you know something about golf.
>   
>   Good luck.
>   ==
> 
>   Bob



THE GGBJ DOES NOT EXIST, SO GIVE IT UP
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From: e_p@unlinfo.unl.edu (edgar pearlstein)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Back-pain theology
Date: 24 Nov 1992 04:45:40 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska--Lincoln	
Distribution: global
NNTP-Posting-Host: unlinfo.unl.edu

      BACK-PAIN THEOLOGY, Edgar Pearlstein, University of Nebraska

 Theorem: If there is a creator-god, there must be at least several of them.

 Proof:   The human spine - it had to have been designed by a committee.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jfs0030@ultb.isc.rit.edu (J.F. Stolberg)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Originator: jfs0030@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 15:34:52 GMT


This is not exactly a car acronym, but it fits in with this newsgroup.

DILDO
Deep Inter Labial Device for Orgasm

or the ever popular:
BITCH
Beautiful Intelligent Tough Charming Horny

.sig?  True happiness is utter stupidity, that or a really good pastrami
 on rye sandwich.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 22:10:04 EST
From: Markus <MFM104@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: AL BUNDY'S NUDIE BAR POEM?

Does anybosy remember the words to al bundy's nudie bar poem i believe one of t
he lines went like this:

           at the nudie bar
           where you can look at a thigh
           and blacken an eye
           at the nudie bar

that's all i remember any additions???? please e-mail thanks
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rschwabe@ravel.udel.edu (Robert Josep Schwabe)
Subject: Re: SICK Tampon JOKE!
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 07:23:51 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.020204.69789@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> f004@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu writes:
>
>Here is a sickie for all you netters:
>
>WHY DO TAMPONS HAVE STRINGS ATTACHED TO THEM????
>
>
>So that you can floss afterwards........... :^}

Haven't you heard the updated version

Question: Why do tampons have strings attached to them?

Answer: So crabs can bungee jump

BUD DUM TSSSS


Robert J. Schwabe
"And remember, Doc, Keep Smiling"
From: ICEND@ASUACAD.BITNET
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: burp jokes
Date: 14 Nov 92 06:06:36 GMT
Article-I.D.: ASUACAD.92318.230636ICEND
Distribution: rec
Organization: Arizona State University



  **BELCH**

    Well, better burp and taste it, than fart and waste it.
From: jch2564@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: ggbj
Reply-To: jch2564@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 03:14:29 GMT

to all those STILL requesting the GGBJ...
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
hee hee hee hee hee hee
ho ho ho
ho
hum
he  :)
*ahem*
I don't believe that ya haven't figured it out yet
:)

Ffej
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (WE'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE WE'RE NOT ALL HERE)
Subject: Re: help friendly alien Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Summary: Information  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 19 Nov 92 23:37:38 GMT

In article <168A4EF1A.EIVERSO@cms.cc.wayne.edu>, glorp@planet.x                                              writes...
>>%_}>>Hahaha! Fools! You think that's impressive? I've wired together every
>>%_}>>computer on the Internet with Quantum-Thin Wire (tm), and programmed it
>>%_}>>to act like a really big abacus. Running 8 x 10^100^10^10^10^4
>>%_}>>calculations a millisecond, I hope to solve the equation 5x = 10
>>%_}>>by sometime next week. Now _that's_ progress.
>>%_}>Then how about this: I've constructed the first computer ever made of one
>>%_}>single Hydrogen atom. There are a couple of advantages with it; 1. it can
>>%_}>be inhaled for transport; 2. it relies entirely on voice-detecting for input,
>>%_}>and a hologram for output (that was the tricky part), and 3. it creates
>>%_}>two copies of itself every second, allowing for multiple processes! I'm
>>%_}>speaking this reply right now to a cloud in front of me, using a Voice
>>%_}>Detection version (mine, really) of X-Windows in 3D. NEXT!
>>%_}All accomplishments pale beside mine: Managed to re-write DOS 5.0 so that
>>%_}it breaks the the 640K barrier.
> 
>greetings earthlings,
> 
>i am glorp of planet x. my starship has crashed landed on earth.
>since there are so many smart earthings here, perhaps one of you
>can fix a fleeblebrox generator (model z9999-q) that is on the fritz.
>any help will be appreciated.

The old z9999-q model. I haven't seen one of those since the Andromeda
galaxy imploded. Perhaps one of these lightweight engineers could handle
this one.
> 
>adTHANKSvance
>glorp of planet x
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: World's greatest salesman
Date: 20 Nov 92 13:30:20 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

Q: How can you recognize the world's greatest salesman?





A: He's the man who can get his wife to feel sorry for the
   woman who lost her bra in his car.


----------------
  "You may wait here in the sitting room,
   or you can sit here in the waiting room."
From: marsh@hpsad.sad.hp.com (Marshall Ward)
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 17:08:33 GMT
Subject: The Real GGBJ posted, finally!
Organization: HP Signal Analysis Division - Rohnert Park, CA
Newsgroups: rec.humor

Ok folks, enough is enough.  Here is the Green Golf Ball Joke!


The joke is............


ON YOU!  There is NO GGBJ!

IT DOES NOT EXIST!  

Come on, THINK about it, do you really think some joke exists that is sooooo
funny/dirty/illegal/dangerous/offensive/(add your own adjective) that so 
many people would claim to have it but not post it?

They are laughing their asses off every time someone posts a "please send
it to me, I can take it" message.

We go through this GGBJ madness about every 6 months.

Can we now go back to posting some humorous stuff?

Thank you,

Marshall


OBJoke:

Q. What is 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women can't wait to get a 
   hold of it?
  






A. a $100 dollar bill.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Roberto@sunsci.cern.ch (Roberto Divia CERN-ECP/DS +41 22 767 4994)
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Organization: CERN - European Laboratory for Particle Physics
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 12:11:56 GMT

ALITALIA:

 (The)
Airplane
Lands
In
Toronto
And (the)
Luggage
In
Australia
-- 
|   Roberto Divia`      | Love at  first sight  is one of the greatest |
|   =============       | labor-saving devices the world has ever seen |
|  CERN :  European Laboratory for Particle Physics,  1211  Geneva  23 |
|  Switzerland (CH)                                                    |
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: keith@torme.sharebase.com (Keith Chambless)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Green Golf Ball Joke
Reply-To: keith@torme.sharebase.com (Keith Chambless)
Organization: NCR/ShareBase Corporation
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 16:28:43 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.065817.155693@zeus.calpoly.edu> rfritz@zeus.calpoly.edu (Ryan E. Fritz) writes:
>In rec.humor, rm009b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (LOBO) spewed:
>>
>>  Would somebody email me the Green Golf Ball Joke, I've necer seen it and
>>would like to find out what it is about.
>

GGBJ is a rather long joke that gets here over several posts. Best bet is
to start saving all posts with subject line = *Green Golf* or *GGBJ*, then
do a little cutting and pasting to get the file in the correct order.
From: rgtysec19@waikato.ac.nz (Sharlene Mehrtens)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Dinosaurs and Elephants
Date: 18 Nov 92 16:30:39 +1300
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand



Q:  What do you get if you cross a homosexual dinosaur with an elephant?\


A:  A Megasouras (mega sore ass)
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: What do you....
Date: 17 Nov 92 15:16:57 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

What do you call a fly with no wings ?




A Walk !

Yes ???


Where is the GGBJ when you need it ?
-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
From: bgarfink@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (beth diane garfinkel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Old Time Religion
Date: 19 Nov 92 18:22:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.Bxz72p.Hr4
Organization: Indiana University
Content-Type: text
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL0]
Content-Length: 1202

I finally found where I had saved a collection of verses to "Gimme that
Old Time Religion" off of Usenet, and I was inspired to try my hand at
adding to it:

Let's not be hidebound like a Hasid
'Cause all his rules are mighty cussed
And it's freedom makes us blessed,
And that's good enough for me.

Let us not blush for Aurora 
Who was caught without her drawers,
She got hers, so let's get ours,
That's good enough for me.

Let us worship bright Apollo
Without him, music would be holow
There's no god I'd rather follow
He's good enough for me.

Let us brave the wrath of Satan
Who would rather have us hatin'
Than transubstantiatin'
That's good enough for me.

We will worship like the Shakers,
'Cause their dances were bone-breakers,
We will live in God's chaste acres
And that's good enough for me.

Let us now praise L. Ron Hubbard
Who put millions in his cupboard
And vanished not to be discovered,
He's good enough for me. 

  							Beth
Let us gather by the river
And pledge true faith to God forever
And feast upon chopped liver,
It's good enough for me.
-- 
"This must be Thursday.  I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
	-Arthur Dent, on being told that the Earth is about to blow up.
From: burt@cc.und.ac.za (Julian Burt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: more chicken
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 13:39:07 GMT
Organization: University Of Natal (Durban)
NNTP-Posting-Host: pc24.cc.und.ac.za

In article <1992Nov18.054958.146804@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> tka2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TOMER AMIT) writes:
>From: tka2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TOMER AMIT)
>Subject: more chicken
>Date: 18 Nov 92 05:49:58 GMT
>I posted this up before, but since you asked, here it is again:
>
>Q - Why did the chicken cross the playgorund?
>A - To get to the other slide
>
>-Tom
>
>p.s. I hate that joke

Weak, weak !!
While on the subject of chickens here's one for you all (if you haven't 
heard it already) :

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

A: 'cos it heard the referee was blowing fouls (sp ?).

:-]


Cheers
Big J.


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher)
Subject: GGBJ
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 03:22:17 GMT

Well, thank you one and all who told them that there was no GGBJ!!! I want
to let you know that you ruined my chance at laughing at a whole lot of
people and letting you all join me!  If you remember, I posted that people
seeking the joke should email me for it.  Guess what, I only got 5 responses
before you went and told them there wasn't one!  Thank you one and all!


Chris
From: gloriad@hpspdla.spd.HP.COM (Gloria DeVera)
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:52:05 GMT
Subject: Re: Wanted...Wedding telegrams
Organization: HP Stanford Park - Palo Alto, CA
Newsgroups: rec.humor

/ hpspdla:rec.humor / agius@dgaust.dg.oz (Jim Agius) /  8:37 pm  Nov 17, 1992 /

 Help.....fellow internetters,
 I am in need of some dirty/funny Wedding Telegrams to send off a freind of mine
 this w'end. 
 Thanx
 
 jim-mister
----------
You like it, it likes you.

It's bigger and better.
i
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade,alt.best.of.internet
From: peter@NeoSoft.com (Peter da Silva)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 13:24:02 GMT

In article <shephard.721774898@sfu.ca> shephard@fraser.sfu.ca (Gordon Shephard) writes:
> All accomplishments pale beside mine: Managed to re-write DOS 5.0 so that
> it breaks the the 640K barrier.

Hell, I did that with DOS 2.1 on a Data General 1 in 1984. Got all the way
up to 768K. :->

I was also running a nice little multiuser CP/M system in Forth. You kids are
spoiled: you can go out an pick up 386BSD for free. In my day we had to write
all our software by ourselves. And it was snowing.
-- 
Peter da Silva.  <peter@sugar.neosoft.com>.
 `-_-'   "Meglelted mr ma a farkasodat ?"
  'U`    "Zure otsoa besarkatu al duzu gaur?"
Das kann nicht mein Zimmer sein, denn ich atme kein Ammoniak.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rperrin@cc.uow.edu.au (ronald perrin)
Subject: Short K9's
Summary: 11
Keywords: 11
Organization: University Of Wollongong
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 05:55:17 GMT

What sort of fun can you have with a legless dog???

You can always take it for a 'drag' around the block each night!!!

Ronny - Uni of Wollongong, NSW, OZ



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser)
Subject: Re: The Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 19:32:35 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division

I could tell it to you, but then I'd have to kill you.
-- 

 Isn't it funny how Jesus was so peaceful and Christians are so pushy?

--
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Request:  The Story of Sex!
Date: 18 Nov 92 19:15:53 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

trwagner@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (Ted Wagner) writes:

> 
> 
> 	Hi.  A few years back, when I still had a real job
> and was not in school, there was a sheet of paper pass around
> with a nice long joke...but extremely funny.
> 
> 	The story was called, I think 'The Story of Sex'.
> 
> 	It was about a man's dog whose name was 'sex'.  Everything
> the man said about his dog got him in trouble.
> 
> 	Does anyone have a copy?  Could it be posted please?
> 
> Thanks
> 
> -- 
>          Swallowing your pride rarely leads to indigestion.
>          A hard thing about business is minding your own!
> -trwagner@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu   &    trwagner@kiwi.ucs.indiana.edu-
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

You will have to read "Dear Abby" for that one.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: darmstro@acs.ucalgary.ca (Debby Armstrong)
Subject: Hutterite Jokes
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 17:03:02 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

Warning ... if you are offended by Hutterite jokes, press 'n'
now ...



If a Hutterite couple get divorced, are they still brother and
sister?

What do Hutterites do for Thanksgiving?
Pumpkin!



Bart:  "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?"
Herman (?):  "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you
not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!" 
                --  Bart in "The General"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mmeyer@m2.dseg.ti.com (Mark Meyer)
Subject: Re: sttls arg,...not joke
Organization: TI DSEG, Spring Creek, Plano, Tx.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 21:14:56 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.133253.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
> TWO DIGITS:
> ends in 0: goes most of distance from Pacific to Atlantic

	Except that one end of I30 is Little Rock AR (I'm sure someone
will try to make a CVlinton joke out of this), the other end is Fort
Worth TX.  Not exactly transcontinental, is it?

-- 
Mark Meyer                                               | mmeyer@dseg.ti.com |
Texas Instruments, Inc.                                  +--------------------+
Every day, Jerry Junkins is grateful that I don't speak for TI.
  "They say history repeats itself.  But then again, they've said that before."
From: mrice@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Matt Rice)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Harvard
Date: 23 Nov 92 04:30:59 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <1992Nov22.215357.7141@news.columbia.edu> hc56@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Hannah Cox) writes:
>
>>kim3@husc10.harvard.edu writes
>>>jim@fuji.eng.yale.edu (James J. Szinger) writes:
>>>You misspelled 'hahvahd'.  It's lower case and has no R's.
>>>--
>>>James Szinger                        jim@fuji.eng.yale.edu
>>Harvard football whipped Yale's butt on Saturday 14-0 thus confirming that
>>YALE SUCKS!!
>	I always thought that it was "PRINCETON SUCKS....BUT HARVARD SWALLOWS"
>-bitch

Of course, Cornell sucks AND swallows.

What's the deal with those high school band uniforms, anyway?

And those bears they have running around on the field look an awful lot 
like wasels to me.

And when are you they going to get a real name for their team? 

BIG RED WHAT?!?

TOP 10 REASONS CORNELL SHOULDN'T BE IN THE IVY LEAGUE

10. It's the only Ivy you can't get to by taking I-95.
9.  Their band takes itself seriously.
8.  The state-school part of their tuition is much too low.
7.  They have an entire building dedicated to the study of poultry viruses.
6.  You have to walk uphill both ways.  In the snow.
5.  School of Hotel Administration.  'Nuff said.
4.  That really happening Ithaca nightlife.
3.  Their founder's first name was Ezra.
2.  Their school song is named after a lake.

And the number one reason Cornell shouln't be in the Ivy League...

1.  Jumping into the gorge counts as an athletic credit.


Matt "Penn beat all of you this year, anyway" Rice

mrice@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
From: along@vcd.hp.com (Anthony Long)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: bumper snickers
Date: 17 Nov 92 23:03:22 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard VCD
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5


	"Shit Happens When You Party Naked"
From: tiok_kl@tac.fi (Kari Leminen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ggbj
Date: 19 Nov 92 15:05:51 +0200
Distribution: world
Organization: City of Tampere

In article <16NOV199214224311@rosie.uh.edu>, inde7fw@rosie.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny) writes:
> 
> 
>       okay, the fun's over.  the joke doesn't actually exist.  it was created
> to drive people crazy.
-- 
  	WHAT ,doesn't exist! What was the green golfball joke I heard
	15 years ago?
	Yes ,it drove me crazy...

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tiok_kl@tac.fi        Department of information technology             
Kari Leminen                       Tampere              
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From: gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Gundlach Family account)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge II
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:49:54 GMT
Article-I.D.: athena.1992Nov16.224954.16119
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

I'll kill it.     
-- 
********************************************************************************
*-:^) *** Mike Gundlach        * "No, please, call me, 'Wonko the Sane'.
* Gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu.*  Goodbye, and Thanks For all the Fish
********************************************************************************
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman)
Subject: Re: ... GET A LIFE (GGBJ) ...
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 19:53:43 GMT

isupstud@bnr.ca (Todd Strilchuk) writes:


>Whoever posts these damn things have got to be the most boring, lame people
>in the world.  Do you not have a life... Do you need to post useless things
>in the rec.humor newsgroup?  My "KILL" file is getting huge.  I thought that
>the fact that this newsgroup is called rec.humor meant that anything posted
>here would be somewhat funny.  These are by far the stupidest things I've read
>and I am wondering what kind of life you guys have if you have nothing better
>to do then clutter the newsgroup with pathetic attempts at humor (if that's
>what you call it).  Why don't you start up another newsgroup called
>rec.pathetic.users and post all the damn comments you want!  The only possible
>explanation for this is if you have the mentality of a pre-schooler and don't
>know any better!  I'm sorry for posting this here, but hopefully it will cut
>back on the number of useless posts.  To anyone who wishes to comment, be
>mature enough to email it directly to me rather than post it and waste more
>space then you already have.  Save the rec.humor newsgroup for people who
>actually wish to post jokes.

	[sigh. . .]  It's posts like this that just fuel the humor. . .

	:-)

-- 
        --Just for the record, I did               Michael Freeman
          NOT vote for Billary Clinton... 	   mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
						   U of I at Urbana/Champaign
From: lozinski@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (David Lozinski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Send me the GGBJ, PLEEEESE.
Date: 16 Nov 92 02:00:13 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Who ever decides to finally mail it out, could you send me a copy too
please. Thank you.

lozinski@csugrad.cs.vt.edu

"If I wanted to listen to an ASSHOLE, I would've farted!
Newsgroups: rec.humor