HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: JAYS KICK BRAVES JAYS KICK BRAVES JAYS KICK BRAVES JAYS KICK BRAVES
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 19:21:10 GMT

In rec.sport.baseball, deitch@gisatl.FIDONET.ORG (David Deitch) writes:
[I have a weird feeling that this was in the HOTPW, but I forget]
>--  
>----------------------------------------------------------
>               __
>              /  \             User: David Deitch
>             /|oo \            Via FidoNet node: 1:133/411.0
>            (_|  /_)
>             _`@/_ \    _     FidoNet <==> UUCP Gateway
>            |     | \   \\    FidoNet Net 133, Atl96
>            | (*) |  \_  ))
>  ______    |__U__| /  \//     David Deitch, Administrator
> / FIDO \    _//|| _\   /     Galaxy Information System
>(________)  (_/(_|(____/ (jm)   (GIS) Atlanta            
>
>UUCP: wittsend!gisatl!deitch
>INTERNET: deitch@gisatl.FIDONET.ORG

Hey, Fido, play dead!

And what's that under his rear end? I swear, that was there!


Adam Levin     st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"Yeah. Like what's feminine protection? A chartreuse flamethrower?"
	--Portnoy, Bloom County
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: re* lighting farts
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 09:33:30 GMT

[seen in alt.fan.warlord]
In article <1992Dec15.050755.2021@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>[entire post included for your, er, edification]
>
>In article <92349.13014434I5VXB@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU>, Don Dangler <34I5VXB@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU> writes:
>>I've never done it, but a friend of mine spent an afternoon at my house lightin
>>g them through his jeans.  he simply laid back, put the soles of his shoes toge
>>ther and flicked his bic when the moment arose.
>>
>>
>>###############################################################################
>># ARE YOU OPEN MINDED OR ARE YOU JUST ANOTHER IDIOT?  # THE ECOLOGY IS DOOMED #
>>####################################################### UNLESS WE GIVE TREES  #
>># RECYCLE IT ALL OR YOU WILL KILL US ALL # VOTE EARTH # FISH & BIRDS THE VOTE #
>>###############################################################################
>
>I don't believe that I have the words to describe this post adequately.
>Is it funny or weird or disgusting or what? Whenever such a quandry befalls
>me, I ask myself, "What would Kibo do in a situation like this?" 

I'd wear asbestos pants and take off my boots.
								-- K.
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: top ten teams in the world
Date: 15 Dec 92 11:22:08 GMT
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada

rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen) writes:

>pasand@Mari.Unit.NO (Per Annar Sandaune) writes:

[baitlike .sig snipped away]

>This one has it all: all caps address, phone number, real 'life' address,
>job description, lousy band support, football qoute and more klafs than 
>you can wave a stick at.

>But that is not the worst. The real big crime here is a SIGNOFF INSIDE
>THE FUCKING SIGNATURE!!!.

You didn't mention the one of the strangest borders-cum-barphics I've ever
seen--a picture of mutant male genitalia: *one* Teabag [tm] and *two*
ManTools [tm]!!

Bait. Had to be. That *couldn't* have been drawn inadvertently, could it!?

-- 
Keith Lim      Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada.
Disclaimer: all views expressed are my own only, and not those of SFU.
This .sig for use only in alt.fan.warlord. My other .sig is very warlordable.
From: bigdave@vermont.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Bar-B-Q'ing ST902415--What is this, a Zip Code for Beverly Hills?
Summary: *plonk*
Date: 16 Dec 92 18:42:49 GMT
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California

tfpayn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu throws a brick in a glass house:
>-- 
>
> [startlingly original sig and inspired flaming deleted]
>
>	But ye, of dull whit and low intellectual capacity...
                        ^^^^

Am I the only person that finds this funny?

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
(c) 1992 Witless One-Line Followups Ltd.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: Vegetarianism and abortion (was Re: Speciesism)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 05:16:23 GMT

Folks, this is the entire article!

In article <1992Dec17.214850.13587@julian.uwo.ca> larocqu@gaul.csd.uwo.ca (JOHN LAROCQUE) writes:
>In article <1992Dec17.214142.12766@julian.uwo.ca> larocqu@gaul.csd.uwo.ca (JOHN LAROCQUE) writes:
>>-- 
>>John P. LaRocque
>>skywalker@uwo.ca
>>University of Western Ontario
>>London, Ontario
>
>
>-- 
>John P. LaRocque
>skywalker@uwo.ca
>University of Western Ontario
>London, Ontario

Yes, people, John posted an empty article (to a widely crossposted
thread), then followed it up with another empty article!

Sigh - I'm afraid Canada has a long way to go before we can reach
the lofty heights attained by more prestigious sites, like wpi.wpi.

                   - * -
   From the adventures of Chuck Dammit, P.I.:

   It took a few minutes to get an answer.  I spent the time checking
   out my favourite newsgroup, private.investigator.  (Don't bother
   checking - your site doesn't carry it.  If you can't figure out where
   it is, you don't deserve to read it.)  Nothing new.  Mike Hammer's
   still boring everyone with tales of his glory days.  Matt Helm must
   be off on a mission, because he's been silent for a while.  And
   Travis McGee won't be posting here anymore.

   The synthetized voice of Della, my secretary daemon, filled the room:

   "New mail for Chuck Dammit, Private Investigator, from Oracle."

   Damn, if I could synthetize a body to go with that voice!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Subject: Re: Tasteless Theif
Organization: Danish Sport-Felching Union
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 19:04:37 GMT

jordan@austin.ibm.com writes:

[The old 1000 times posted toothbrush/thief/camera/rectum UL deleted]

>------------------------------------------------||-----------------------------
> Because I have a brain for myself I suppose it ||                    ||
> is possible that I can have my own opinions    ||  "Air" Jordan      ||
> which my employer may not agree with.          ||                    ||
>                                                ||                    ||
>  "This is my house if you don't like it you    ||                    ||\
>      can get the duck out."                    ||              ======||\\
>                                                ||               XXXX || \\
>                                                ||                XX      \\
>                                                ||                xx       \\
>------------------------------------------------||-----------------------------
>-- 
>------------------------------------------------||-----------------------------
> Because I have a brain for myself I suppose it ||                    ||
> is possible that I can have my own opinions    ||  "Air" Jordan      ||
> which my employer may not agree with.          ||                    ||

I think that I'm on the edge of discovering where the weak spot in that
disclaimer is.

Gotta love that graphic.

Gotta love that subject.

Gotta love that qoute.

Gotta love that border.

That's not a sig, that's a cry for a life.
-- 
Jesper Lauridsen      |   Stop the persecution of sexual minorities:
rorschak@daimi.aau.dk |           FREE JEFFREY DAHMER
         Fitness makes me sick - Master Fatman
From: kneale@noao.edu (ruth a. kneale)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Bert and Ernie
Date: 15 Dec 92 20:31:59 GMT
Organization: no witty .org here

In article <1992Dec14.205256.24321@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> saxe_dh@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Dean H Saxe) writes:

>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>| "Release the pressure that     |          Dean H. Saxe          |
>|  builds within, scratching     |   saxe_dh@jhuvms.hcf.jhu.edu   |  
>|  scraping, breaking, shaking." |   saxe_dh@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu   |
>|           -Scratch by          |   saxe_dh@jhuvm.hcf.jhu.edu    |
>|         	Contagion	 |   wi.6243@n7kbt.rain.com	  |
>|--------------------------------|---------------------------------
>|  All opinions expressed herein Copyright 1992, DHS Enterprises  | 	
>-------------------------------------------------------------------

eeny meeny miney mo....get yer choice of addresses here!

And can this be called TinyTabDamage?

-- 
					<for rachel>
ruth a. kneale			What goes step step step poink,
rkneale@noao.edu		step step step poink, step step
				step poink trip wheeeeee splat?
From: urf@icl.se (Urban F)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Movie One Liners
Date: 14 Dec 92 08:15:02 GMT
Organization: None. On USENET I speak only for myself.
X-Alt.reply-Address: n.g.u.fredriksson.swe2001@oasis.icl.co.uk

In rec.arts.sf.movies, destill@mtu.edu (Still) writes:

>	In an attempt to save bandwidth, 
[...]
>   ___________________________                                                 
>  /___________________________)
>  |    >> Stealth Dave >>    /      [@@@>    DESTILL@MTU.EDU
>  |__       ________________/
>   / ***** / (  /         If you are caught using this address, internet
>  / ***** /____/          will deny any responsibility of its use.  This
> / ***** /                E-Mail will self-destruct in 10 seconds...
>/_______/
--
 Urban Fredriksson  urf@icl.se
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Depression
Date: 15 Dec 92 19:11:08 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <wolffrnd.724443235@starburst.umd.edu> wolffrnd@starburst.umd.edu (The Wolf Friend) writes:

>------------------
>Kathleen                                      Wolffriend@Kavishar.umd.edu
>
>     The moon lurked warily in the Earth's shadow, boldly watching the
>twinkling city-stars of the larger globe from her protective cover of
>darkness.  For a few brief minutes she crouched there, hidden from sight,
>seeing but unseen.  Then the Earth shrugged slightly, as if in disdain,  and
>turned aside, exposing the moon in her lair.  Bright beams reflected off the
>startled moon's surface, like a badger surprised in her hole by the light of
>a torch.
>     A black wolf watched the whole interchange warily, curious yet subdued.
>As the moon slunk guiltily back into the light, the inky depths of the wolf's
>eyes mirrored their own replay of the scene.  A light shone within those
>fathomless orbs, a spark of hope and courage.  Yet darker still ran a shadow,
>a black tear in the very fabric of her being, a jagged knife wound in her
>heart.  It eclipsed the soul of the wolf, nearly hiding the spark from view,
>even though deep inside that little light still shined just as brightly.  The
>wolf whined softly, a quivering treble of notes, and her eyes grew opaque. 
>You and I are one, she said silently to the moon.  Her eyes grew slightly
>brighter for an instant with hope, sparks dancing about dry kindling.  Then she
>howled, and no listener would have been able to tell if it was for despair or


um, and would you believe me if i told you this wasn't posted to rec.pets _or_
alt.sex.bestiality?


bah.
--
		    -just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: heatherb@picea.CFNR.ColoState.EDU (Heather Bean)
Subject: Re: GM
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:07:41 GMT
Organization: College of Natural Resources, Colo. State Univ.

All but the top of the first of these three beautiful posts left in for clarity:

bjhille@iastate.edu (Brian J. Hille) signs:
>> kar5@po.CWRU.Edu (Kevin A. Roll) spews: 
>>> bjhille@iastate.edu (Brian J. Hille) just doesn't know when to quit...:
>>>>-- 
>>>>     _____               General Motors rules the road
>>>> ___|______\_______                                        Brian J. Hille
>>>>|____[____}________>   Have you OUTDRIVEN a Ford lately?   Mechanical Engr.
>>>>  ()          ()                                           bjhille@iastate.u
>
>>Saw on the news last night that the feds are opening an investigation into
>>GM trucks from '76-'87. Seems they have a bit of a safety problem... :)
>
>>-- 
>>AMIGA///| Zeta |  / |/  | | | | | \ /  |\ | | |\ |\ \ / |
>>    /// | Psi  |  \ |   | |\| |\|  |   |/ | | |/ |/  |  | These are a few
>>\\\///  |      |  / |\  | | | | |  |   |  |_| |  |   |  | of my favorite
>> \XX/   |      |  S  K  I  N   N   Y   P   U  P  P   Y  | things...
>
>
>
>-- 
>     _____               General Motors rules the road
> ___|______\_______                                        Brian J. Hille
>|____[____}________>   Have you OUTDRIVEN a Ford lately?   Mechanical Engr.
>  ()          ()                                           bjhille@iastate.edu

That's IT! Brian, Kevin...Am I going to have to separate you two?
Ok, Brian -- over to rec.autos.amurrican -- and stay away from Kevin who's
going to go back to alt.music.alternative.angst where he came from. 
Sheesh.  Keep this crap off the net. [tm]

H.
What?  Delete the previous sig when following up?  Naaaaah!  Why bother?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: Whom has Dave called?
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 20:16:28 GMT

In alt.fan.letterman, swarren@convex.com (Steve Warren) writes:
>-- 
>            _.
>--Steve   ._||__    Welcome to the World's First GaAs Supercomputer
>  Warren   v\ *|    -----------------------------------------------
>             V

In blatant disregard of two McQ rules:

Please don't tell me that that is an ASCII Texas. What self-respecting
Texan would try to squeeze Texas into four lines?


Adam Levin     st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"Yeah. Like what's feminine protection? A chartreuse flamethrower?"
	--Portnoy, Bloom County
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: cuz@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Cousin It)
Subject: Re: Sicilian Pizza
Organization: Warlorders Ltd.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 06:26:04 GMT

In ne.food marty@world.std.com (Marty M HaleEvans) writes:
[|'s deleted]

=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
"Seems like there ought to be a way we could look each other in the eye
To see we're all in this together, and put all thoughts of victory aside.
Seems like there ought to be a way we could turn this fear into trust;
No matter what you say, there has to be a way --
Every living thing is counting on us."      

Marty Hale-Evans                                 M   @   *   O   %   8   U
89 Mass. Ave., Ste. 199, Boston, MA 02115       \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/

	I wonder if those flowers were once living? I guess they
counted on the wrong person.

-Cuz
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: How do AV Codes Work? (PKZIP)
Date: 13 Dec 92 19:21:27 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: usgcjsx@gsusgi2.gsu.edu's message of 8 Dec 92 21:44:27 GMT

In article <usgcjsx.723851067@gsusgi1.gsu.edu> usgcjsx@gsusgi2.gsu.edu (Craig_J_Stadler) writes:

| DO not attempt to adjust your television set...
| We are controlling transmission
|
| /-   --  |\  | |  |  --- | |  |\   -\  Morbid Visions/Beneath The Remians
| \   |-   |/  | |  |   |  | |  |/  |_|  Bestial Devastation/ARISE
| _/  |--  |    -   \_  |   -   |\  | |  Schizophrenia

Do not attempt to adjust your monitor...
The BUAF really is that bad

--
Simon Oke, 3rd year Computer Science
undergraduate at the University of Essex, UK.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: Worlds wierdest system crash!
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 16:52:18 GMT

samuel@front.se signs in alt.folklore.computers: 

>/SS
>-- 
>+----------------------+--------------------------------------+
>|                      |        / \                           |
>| Samuel Gustaf Siren  |      __!_/_                          |
>|                      |    / \ |  / \                        |
>|                      |   |/  || | \__oW)----------          |
>| All opinions and     |   !! / /\ \                          |
>| questions are my     |     / /  \ \                         |
>| own /SS              |    //    //                          |
>|                      |   /|    ((                           |
>+----------------------+--------------------------------------+

"oW" indeed!

("Oh no!" thought /Samuel, flicking his waist-length ponytail about. "We're
being invaded by whitespace!" Quickly, he /Slipped a /Stiletto heeled /Shoe
onto his right foot and /Squeezed his left foot into a curved piece of piping.
Grabbing his trusty /Singing ("oW") /Sword, he took up an attack /Stance, the
better to fight off the evil whitespace that was already all around him.
The pincerlike attachment on his right hand was clicking together and apart,
together and apart in anticipation, as /Samuel waited...waited for the right
moment, when he would play his part as a /Soldier in the War On Whitespace.
Idly, he wondered if the /Signoff he had placed before his /.Sig could help
in any way.) 

-- 
Keith Lim      Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada.
Disclaimer: all views expressed are my own only, and not those of SFU.
This .sig for use only in alt.fan.warlord. My other .sig is very warlordable.
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: ROTC cadets
Date: 17 Dec 92 17:34:46 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.military.cadet <1992Dec17.133155.24568@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> bancroft@boswell.egr.msu.edu (Delbert Bancroft) writes:

>                               SPC DEL BANCROFT
>                               Mich National Guard
>
>                               C/2LT DEL BANCROFT
>                               Mich State Univ. ROTC
>                               Pershing Rilfe S-3  
>
>
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>  P.S. For give spelling mistakes and grammer errors , I'm left handed and a
>       EE major.......
>
>
>     Far better it is to dare mighty things, "
>     to win glorious triumphs,"
>     even though checkered by failure,"
>     than to take rank with those poor spirits"
>     who neither enjoy much nor suffer much"
>     because they live in the grey twilight"
>     that knows not victory nor defeat."
>
>                      Theodore Roosevelt"
>                      1858-1919 "
>  

I'm left-handed, and I don't hardly make no spelling misteaks. . . or grammer
errers, neither!  But then, I ain't no EE major........

[I got drummed out of the Pershing Rilfes when I shot myself in the foot. . .]

--jm
meach@definite.officer.material    |   Tomorrow's leaders today. . .
From: tfpayn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Bar-B-Q'ing ST902415--What is this, a Zip Code for Beverly Hills?
Date: 15 Dec 92 13:34:43 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

-- 

/  / // / / /  / /  / / // / / // / //  / /   /  // /  / / / / // // / / / // /
// // /  / // /// // / / /// /// // /// /// // // /// / ///// // /   / // // /
/  /  ________|\_______________________________________________   /  /  // / /
/ // |\_\_\_\_| |_____________________________________________/   / / / / / / /
// / / /      |/  / / //  // /  / / / //  /  /  / /  /  /  / /  /  / / / /// /
/  / /  /  ///  / /  /  Tom Payne *** Louisville, KY	 / //  /  /  /  / / / /
 /  //TFPAYN01@ULKYVX.LOUISVILLE.EDU   /  / INFTECR1@ULKYVM.LOUISVILLE.EDU /// /
/ // / /  /   / / / /  ///  // (502) 635-2473 / / // // // / /////  / / // // / 
<><><><><> ARE <><><><> YOU <><><><> READY <><><><> TO <><><><> DIE? <><><><><>


	A SPECIAL NOTICE TO ADAM LEVIN, THE MAN WITH A LIFE DEDICATED TO
	SCOURING NET NEWS, AS HE HAS NO LIFE OTHERWISE (SEEMINGLY):

	It's a Katana, ya Midwestern Computer Geek.

	I've got one with a blade that can cut through wood like butter; or, 
	conversely, your Net connection.

	'Course, if I were using a Mac (as you've stated in a flame earlier), 
	which, naturally, I wouldn't (if it isn't a NeXT, it doesn't exist), 
	I would ask myself, "Why am I using a machine that, yes, everyone is 
	attempting to copy said operating system, but whose name resembles
	a greasy fast-food chain? (Semblance, yes?)"

	But ye, of dull whit and low intellectual capacity (which spells
	e-n-g-i-n-e-e-r), must use the mundane to BE the mundane.

	At least I HAVE an ORIGINAL .sig.  Plagerist. Nyah. :!


	END OF FIRE.  PLEASE EXTINGUISH ALL SMOKING MATERIAL BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
From: d90-two@dront.nada.kth.se (Thomas Wolmer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: All this FIRE and SMOKE and ICE
Date: 14 Dec 92 16:04:13 GMT
Organization: Royal Institute of Technology, Stockholm, Sweden

I haven't been warlording for about 8 months now, and I thought I was free
from that bad (read: time consuming) habit, but when posts like this appear
in alt.rock-n-roll.metel.heavy I cannot control my fingers...
The whole article is included so you can study his spelling, use of whitespace,
capitalization and intellect in detail...

In article <1992Dec11.121538.1@ulkyvx.louisville.edu> tfpayn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:
>-- 
>
>
>
>		You know, as much flaming and shit that goes on here, mebbe we
>oughtta rename the group to HEAVY-METAL.BITCH-SESSION.FLAME-STRIKE.etc...
>
>			OR
>
>	We COULD split this and ALT.R-n-R for discussion and New stufff, and
>	ALT.R-n-R.ARENA for flaming....(insert *EVIL GRIN*)
>
>
>	Just a thought. 
>
>
>/  / // / / /  / /  / / // / / // / //  / /   /  // /  / / / / // // / / / // /
>// // /  / // /// // / / /// /// // /// /// // // /// / ///// // /   / // // /
>/  /  ________|\_______________________________________________   /  /  // / /
>/ // |_\_\_\__| |_____________________________________________/   / / / / / / /
>// / / /      |/  / / //  // /  / / / //  /  /  / /  /  /  / /  /  / / / /// /
>/  / /  /  ///  / /  /  Tom Payne *** Louisville, KY	 / //  /  /  /  / / / /
> /  //TFPAYN01@ULKYVX.LOUISVILLE.EDU   /  / INFTECR1@ULKYVM.LOUISVILLE.EDU /// /
>/ // / /  /   / / / /  ///  // (502) 635-2473 / / // // // / /////  / / // // / 
><><><><><> ARE <><><><> YOU <><><><> READY <><><><> TO <><><><> DIE? <><><><><>
>
We are all expecting to die instantly. Especially now when Warlords have
started using Japanese sword.


-- 
 _.^._  |\_|\_|\ V2.0 /|_/|_/|"There's no tomorrow,           |
[_<X>_] Thomas Wolmer        | just sadness and sorrow        |
  !_!   d90-two@nada.kth.se  | Hold on to the Ancient Dreams" |
  IOI   Angantyr on IRC      |  - Candlemass "Ancient Dreams" |