From: jbm@hal.trl.OZ.AU (Jacques Guy)
Subject: Weekly mutlu Index:  *** MUMU AWARDED HONORARY D.D.T. ***
Organization: Telecom Research Labs, Melbourne, Australia
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 04:03:26 GMT




Glory Hallelujah! Or should that be Bismi 'l-mutli? Mama mumu,
recovered from her transplant from ddsw1.mcs.com to anadolu.michigan.com,
has been laying furry, cuddly hatchlings of Historical Truth like never
before. Just consider:  83 mutlu hatchlings for the week ended
Sunday 19 July, weighing in at an unprecedented 372,115 bytes.

We, at Mad Turk Watcher Software (tm), had been worrying no end
at mama mumu's health. As you well know, mama mumu is now at
anadolu. Anadolu is located in Anadolia which, as the very name
shows, is a chilly, wet, windy province of Durgey (that ought to
read Turkey, but we caught a cold just *thinking* of the dreadful
weather there). How wrong we were! Within a short two weeks dear
mumu had so well adapted to the local conditions that she was
laying a dozen a day, almost. Oh, let's not quibble: 83 lovely
bundles of mutlu wisdom is close enough to 84.

Step forth, o Great mumu, and be awarded the D.D.T. (1) that keeps the
world free of Armenians, Greeks, and other sundry Fino vermin.

Hats off, Ladies and Gentlemen, hats off.



(1) Daily Dozen Trophy



Statistics for the period 13 Jul 1992 to 19 Jul 1992

Proudly brought to you by MTW Software (tm)
a.k.a. Mad Turk Watcher Software Associates

                    mutlu   A-related   B-related       other
    specimens          83          33          20          64
      biomass      372115       66913       57903      162346
mean specimen        4483.31     2027.67     2895.15     2536.66
    skinniest         855         482         286          30
      fattest       14477        7809       11076       15703

 Biomass is in bytes contained in the bodies of messages,
 with signature included, but origin, newsgroup, and
 subject lines excluded. Leading and trailing spaces
 also excluded, as well as CRLFs.

 A-related lifeforms contain a mutlu, B-related ones
 Turkey or Armenia, but no mutlu.

mutlus accounted for:
 41.5% of specimens received
 56.4% of the biomass of Europe

mutlus and A-related accounted for:
 58.0% of specimens received
 66.6% of the biomass of Europe

mutlus and A or B-related accounted for:
 68.0% of specimens received
 75.4% of the biomass of Europe

            Hourly Hatching Profile of mutlu Lifeforms

     Mon        Tue        Wed        Thu        Fri        Sat        Sun
       1          1          1          1          1          1          1
Hr
 0    nil        nil        nil       5.6 ( 2)    nil       4.5 ( 2)    nil
 1    nil       7.4 ( 2)    nil       4.6 ( 2)    nil        nil       7.8 ( 5)
 2    nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil      14.4 ( 4)
 3    nil        nil       8.2 ( 4)    nil        nil        nil        nil
 4    nil        nil      13.7 ( 1)    nil        nil        nil      13.4 ( 3)
 5   8.3 ( 1)    nil      13.7 ( 2)    nil        nil        nil        nil
 6    nil        nil      10.8 ( 2)    nil        nil        nil        nil
 7    nil        nil        nil      13.7 ( 1)    nil        nil        nil
 8    nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil
 9    nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil
10    nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil
11    nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil
12    nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil
13    nil        nil        nil        nil        nil      16.2 ( 3)    nil
14    nil        nil        nil        nil      47.7 ( 7)    nil        nil
15    nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil
16    nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil
17    nil        nil        nil        nil       3.7 ( 2)    nil        nil
18    nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil        nil
19    nil        nil        nil        nil      56.4 (15)    nil        nil
20    nil        nil      12.6 ( 1)    nil        nil        nil        nil
21  22.6 ( 4)    nil      12.7 ( 2)    nil        nil        nil      29.3 ( 9)
22  12.1 ( 2)    nil       5.8 ( 2)    nil        nil        nil      12.4 ( 1)
23   6.0 ( 1)    nil        nil        nil       8.4 ( 3)    nil        nil


      Biomass is in thousands of bytes, followed, in brackets,
      by the number of specimens hatched on day and hour (GMT)
      The numbers under day names indicate how many such days
      saw hatching activity (mutlu and non-mutlu) during the
      period researched on soc.culture.europe.
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