From: alizard@pil
Newsgroups: alt.pagan
Subject: That Real Old Time Religion (4 of 4)
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 92 01:28:28 PST

"That Real Old-Time Religion:" Extra Verses

Whether Low Church or it's High Church    I have got a strange religion
Or it's Pie-Up-In-The-Sky Church          I will worship Walter Pidgeon
Come on down and visit my Church          Is he sacred? Just a smidgen!
Cause it's good enough for me!            But it's good enough for me!

Brother Jerry is a cretin             Brother Oral's in his tower,
But with all the cash he's gettin'    Trusting in the Lord's power
Lotsa folks'll be forgettin           Getting richer by the hour,
It's the "Land of the Free!"          Now he's got the ransom fee!

Brother Robert's church is Crystal     Brother Earnest is a healer
But all the Bible that he's missed'll  And not QUITE a wheeler-dealer --
Make you "hotter than a pistol"        More a jumper and a squealer
But he's good enough for me!           So he's good enough for me!

Brother Jim and Sister Tammy       Then there's good ol' Brother Billy
Had a show that was a whammy       Bringing souls in willy-nilly.
But now they are in Miami          All his trips are kinda silly,
Tryin' t'get back on TV!           But he's good enough for me!

Let us read works of Confucius         We will worship Xipe-Totec
As we walk thru Massachusetts          Tho it is a little lo-tek *
In white robes that freeze our tushes  It is not a bit ero-tek (erotic)
But it's good enough for me!           But it's good enough for me!

                                            * "low-tech(nology)"

We will worship Xochipilli         And the Romans said of Jesus
Though it might be a bit silly     "Lets kill him, he don't please us"
Running naked makes me chilly      "But the Atheists will tease us"
But it's good enough for me!       And thats good enough for me!

You could join Jehovah's Witness
Running door to door for fitness
Well if you've been blessed with quickness,
Then thats good enough for me!

We used to study old Confucius      And let's not forget Pelagius
As we sat there on our tushes       Though some call him outrageous
We're learning but don't push us    He is pious and courageous
And thats good enough for me!       And he's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Crowley      Oh we will go and worship Pan,
With his sacraments unholy          'cause he just don't give a damn!
Who smoked pot and ate some moly    Grab a woman or a man,
And it's good enough for me!        And that's good enough for me!

Let us pray to our Demeter            It was good enough for Cthulhu
In the fields we'll go to greet her   Who'd eat me and who'd eat you, too;
Then we'll grind her up and eat her,  If it's good enough for Cthulhu
And it's good enough for me!          Then it's good enough for me!

Well I hear your god's named Jesus   Let us pray to the Great Spirit
You can do just as you pleases       Let us pray to the Great Spirit
Even bless me if I sneezes           Like the Eagle he will hear us
Cause its good enough for me!        And it's good enough for me!

                     (more)


... Neo-Paganism: not as it -was- but as it -should have been.- ...
--- Blue Wave/QWK v2.10

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"That Real Old-Time Religion:" Extra Verses

Let us pray to the Great Spirit        Let us look for the Invisible Man
Let us pray to the Great Spirit        Let us look for the Invisible Man
Like the Thunderbird He'll hear us     And see him if we can
And It's good enough for me!           And he's good enough for me!

Give thanks to the Earth our Mother     Let us pray to the Virgin Mary
Give thanks to the Earth our Mother     Let us pray to the Virgin Mary
She'll care for us like no other        As our Rosary we carry
And she's good enough for me!           And she's good enough for me!

Let us join the Earth Spirits           Let us journey like the Shaman
Let us join the Earth Spirits           Let us journey like the Shaman
With the Earth they will heal us        To the next de-men-shan
And its good enough for me!             And it's good enough for me!

Let us shout to the Goddess Lum         Let us huumm for the Great Pumpkin
Let us shout to the Princess Lum        Hum hm huumm hum hum huumm humhumn
From another world she's come           From the pumpkin patch he'll come
And shes good for An-a-me!              And it's good enough for me!

Hail to Regan and to Sagan              Let us praise the Almighty Dollar
Hail to Regan and to Sagan              Let us praise the Almighty Dollar
I'm a San Diegan Pagan!                 Tele-Evangelistic holler
And it's good enough for me!            And it's good enough for me!

Let us question Deep Thought too        Let us praise the Babel Fish
Let us question Deep Thought too        Let us praise the Babel Fish
'Cause the answer's Forty-Two!          For it made God but a wish
And it's good enough for me!            But it's good enough for me!

Let us all use the Force                Let us all sing for the Dryad
Let us all use the Force                Let us all sing for the Dryad
And stay on the proper course           For Bulldozers make them may-ad
But it's good enough for me!            But they're good enough for me!

We will have no mullets voided       We will all worship Elvis,
Within annulets conjoin-ed           He's the one with the Pelvis,
If it's good enough for Ioseph       And some think he's still alive, which,
Then it's good enough for me!        Is good enough for me!

I will wait till four-armed Kali      I have gotten in the way-o
Drags me thru that lonesome valley    Walkin' with the Monster Slayer
She's disgusting act-u-all-y          He is worthy of a prayer
But She's good enough for me!         And he's good enough for me!

Oh, there's none like Huizlipochtli   The Kachinas of the Hopi
For destroyin' people tot'ly          Dance about and some act dopey
Best to worship -him- remotely!       They don't leave you feelin' mopey
But he's good enough for me!          So they're good enough for me!

The very first of chiromancers
Overdosed on mood-enhancers
And found his palm had all the answers
Which is good enough for me!

Whether Low Church or it's High Church    I have got a strange religion
Or it's Pie-Up-In-The-Sky Church          I will worship Walter Pidgeon
Come on down and visit my Church          Is he sacred? Just a smidgen!
Cause it's good enough for me!            But it's good enough for me!

                                (more)


... And God said: "Let Maxwell be right." And then there was light ...
--- Blue Wave/QWK v2.10

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Real Old Time Religion

Brother Jerry is a cretin             Brother Oral's in his tower,
But with all the cash he's gettin'    Trusting in the Lord's power
Lotsa folks'll be forgettin           Getting richer by the hour,
It's the "Land of the Free!"          Now he's got the ransom fee!

Brother Robert's church is Crystal     Brother Earnest is a healer
But all the Bible that he's missed'll  And not QUITE a wheeler-dealer --
Make you "hotter than a pistol"        More a jumper and a squealer
But he's good enough for me!           So he's good enough for me!

Brother Jim and Sister Tammy       Then there's good ol' Brother Billy
Had a show that was a whammy       Bringing souls in willy-nilly.
But now they are in Miami          All his trips are kinda silly,
Tryin' t'get back on TV!           But he's good enough for me!

Let us read works of Confucius         We will worship Xipe-Totec
As we walk thru Massachusetts          Tho it is a little lo-tek *
In white robes that freeze our tushes  It is not a bit ero-tek (erotic)
But it's good enough for me!           But it's good enough for me!

                                            * "low-tech(nology)

We will worship Xochipilli         And the Romans said of Jesus
Though it might be a bit silly     "Lets kill him, he don't please us"
Running naked makes me chilly      "But the Atheists will tease us"
But it's good enough for me!       And thats good enough for me

You could join Jehovah's Witness
Running door to door for fitness
Well if you've been blessed with quickness,
Then thats good enough for me

We used to study old Confucius      And let's not forget Pelagius
As we sat there on our tushes       Though some call him outrageous
We're learning but don't push us    He is pious and courageous
And thats good enough for me        And he's good enough for me!

It was good enough for Cthulhu
Who'd eat me and who'd eat you, too;
If it's good enough for Cthulhu
Then it's good enough for me

It's the opera written for us
We will all join in the chorus
It's the opera about Boris
Which is Godunov for me!

                                (end)


Hope y'all enjoy it!

... Did you ever see the movie "The Handmaid's Tale?" Maybe you should!
--- Blue Wave/QWK v2.10
Bright Blessings,,,  alizard%tweekco%boo@PacBell.COM

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