From: rj24@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Robert  Johnston)
Subject: Re: Lifestyle Choices (was  Re: Sexuality)
Reply-To: rj24@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Robert  Johnston)
Organization: Columbia University
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 13:25:12 GMT

In article <1992Dec31.043531.4304@microsoft.com> philipla@microsoft.com (Phil Lafornara) writes:
>In article <1992Dec30.191743.7958@asl.dl.nec.com> dillhoff@aslws01.asl.dl.nec.com (Doug Dillhoff) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec30.185545.26789@cbnewsj.cb.att.com> ecl@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (Evelyn C. Leeper) writes:
>>>
>>>Since homosexuality is found in *every* mammalian species, the
>>>statement that it is a lifestyle choice is scientifically questionable,
>>>but if it is, so what?  Christianity, meat-eating, and monogamous
>>>marriage are not dictated by nature--they are all lifestyle choices.
>>
>>So, will I get special rights if I am a meat eater? 
>
>     Let's look at it from a different angle:  Should it be illegal
>for people to eat vegetables, simply because you are a meat eater?
>Should employers be able to fire vegetarians for not eating meat?
>Should school children be taught that vegetarians are abnormal?
>

Yes!
Deut 0.0  Thou shalt not eat the fruit of the ground as though it were
living breathing flesh. Anyone amongst you who does shall surely
be put to death.

What more justification is needed?
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>
>>All I am saying is that unless you can show me that homosexual sex
>>can create life (as the heterosexual sex act does) than it is an
>>un-natural act.
>
>    So is hugging, kissing, petting, oral sex, anal sex, vaginal
>sex with a condom (or any other form of birth control), and celibacy.
>    You also seem to forget that a person can be gay and not
>ever have sex.
>
>

What!? All homosexuals are promiscuous,transvestite, child molesters.
It's the truth, I tell you!

>> Homosexual sex uses a human output device (waste
>>disposal) as an input device.
>
>     Parts of the body have multiple uses.  For instance, the
>mouth is used for the ingestion of food, and also for breathing.
>Similary, the anus can be used for elimination of solid waste,
>and also for sexual gratification - it contains the prostrate
>gland which, when stimulated, can cause intense sexual pleasure.
>If anal sex isn't "natural", then why does it feel good?
>
>


But you aren't supposed to know this. Anal sex is bad. Bad bad bad 
badbad bad bad. Just ask the pope, or my dear friend,Mr Limbaugh.

>> This is not natural and therefore
>>should not be considered normal and should not be taught as an
>>alternate lifestyle. 
>
>     You haven't shown that it isn't natural.  Would you like
>to try again?
>


Oh No! The computer I am posting this from is non-natural! I will surely 
go to hell forever. God, please forgive me for using this abominous
tool of the devil.

(hint- naturalness is IRRELEVANT)

>				-Phil
>
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>Phil Lafornara         				1 Microsoft Way         
>philipla@microsoft.com				Redmond, WA 98052-6399 
>Note:  Microsoft doesn't even _know_ that these are my opinions. So there.


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