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From: erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher)
Subject: Re: To Chivalrous Lis protecting Knights
Organization: Quitters Inc.
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 05:36:45 GMT

kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw)
>
>KimmyD writes:
>[some stuff deleted]
>+However, gentlemen, a lady is always free to choose her own champion and if
>+the Fair One should in some alternate reality give me the nod ... well lets
>+just say that I am well equipped and morally prepared to defend her honor.
>
>Defend whose honor?  Certainly challenging someone here in ARC and asking 
>them to choose their champion is questionable.  If I was allowed to choose 
>a champion from people here in ARC:
>Pundis         - LexF hands down
>Epistemology   - Blade    <= Where did I learn that word
>Sarcasm        - drieux or one of his clones <= although dreiux doesn't  
>                 post much here
>General Banter - CatWomyn, Tygger, 'Chelle, Lis, Steve(s) [got 'em all  
>                 with that one] amongst others.
>Logic          - Heck ain't no one logical here, but if you must, Blade 
>                 again.  Heck any of the Uunet Inhabitants
 Stupidity      - Kryst the Philosopher

	I just hate being left out.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: The Tyger Tail... I mean Tale
Summary: It's is long
Keywords: It is also _________
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 20:06:36 GMT

 (Kitty in the Middle) comments upon my list...

>>>Oh no please, I *couldn't* fill in the blank...do it for me? *innocent look*
>>Oh, gee. Well, I *HAVE* been told that I'm not bad at fillin' holes (I
>>heard that thought!), but I'll give it my best try...
>Don't worry...I won't tell PuterGal a thing...:)

*giggle*  I'm sure she wouldn't listen if you did...

Now let's check out this list. I have this funny feeling I left
out somethin'...

>>Beautiful
>>Sexy
>>Intelligent
>>Witty
>>Devastatingly Sensuous
>>Resourceful
>>Adaptable
>>Playful
>>Funny
>>Ravenous
>>Quirky
>>Coy
>>Haughty
>>Frighteningly Funkee
>>Mysterious
>>Magical
>>Curvaceous
>>Purringly Purrrfect
>
>Looks good to me...:) And all so true...;)

Oh! That's what I forgot! Thanx for remindin' me with that answer...

MODEST					not :)

-- 
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com	.sig by Generic Labels
(Put obnoxious title here)		(Put phone # here.)
(Put irritating quote here. Please make it as long as possible.)
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: What can I do? Who can I turn to?
Date: 27 Jul 92 16:38:49 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:

>>>As others have said, either go to the authorities or to an adult you can trust.
>>>Don't just let it go for sentimental or other reasons, or you could wake one
>>>night to find that knife in *your* face.
>>Ummm...Kristen, I am not meaning to have a go at you, or anyone else
>>on here that has replied to me, but please all note, I may only be 19,
>>but in this country I am LEGALLY considered an adult, I CONSIDER
>>myself to be an adult, but it still seems that some people, especially
>>when it comes to things like this think that I am just a kid....

>Sorry for that...but my point still stands...you *can't* handle this on
>your own, nor should you try to.

That is okay, it is I that should be saying sorry, I shouldnt have
gone off half-cocked like that.....  I am not handling it alone...

>>I dont think that dad would try anything on me, simply cos he knows
>>what I am capable of, and I dont give up on anything easily, not even
>>life...

>Tell that to the .38 slug...it won't give a hoot...trust me on this one. Any 
>man that can pull a knife on his wife is certainly capable of more...after 
>all, he has made it pretty clear that he thinks y'all are expendable.

Yeah, that is true.....

>Glad to help...just please don't go it alone.

I wont...

>    Tyger
>
Damien

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Stories
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 23:47:38 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland

erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
>	Well, I said something about posting some stories up here.  I
>thought I would start tonight by introducing some of the poems I have
>written.  If you don't like em, say so.  I can take it.  I hope that
>they might allow someone to find something out about me, and
>themselves.
>				Erin -

Keep posting them - *I* think they're great,

thank you,

*HUG*

clare

-- 
Oh, why didn't I listen when they said "Never do a   |  cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz 
 masters and try to have a life at the same time"?   |  clare west
                 BigSis to Chris, Eric and Kristiina
                    Official Welcomer of the RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ken@uxc.cso.uiuc.edu (Ken Primer)
Subject: What is this group????
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:28:56 GMT

   Whoa! a new group added to my list. I'm too lazy to read all the notes to
get the clue... what is this group all about? romance novels?romance languages?
a dating service?
                      Me wanna know!

-- 
  RUMORS OF MY DEMISE ARE IN FACT...
ARE NOT EXAGGERATED! I AM IN FACT DEAD.        ken@uxc.cso.uiuc.edu

                        <<FNORD>> 
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett Fitzgerald)
Subject: Re: CaliChat
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 19:43:35 GMT

In article <LF.92Jul29074051@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Lexi(CoffeeForNothingAndTheTeaForFree[*])Fiend
>[*] Trivia(l) question: Which song did I just mangle?

Well, I don't know the name, but the original was "Money for nothing,
and the checks for free", or something to that effect. :-) "Money for
nothing" was the title of Channel 12's series on the state pension
system... :-)

And why do you get free refills on coffee, but not tea? :-(
--------------------
"Then I walked into the Oyster Bar--a real dive."

Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Diver of the RFA and 'Chelle's TwinSib

Sarek@world.std.com

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: kimmyd@bnr.ca (Kimmy Posey P920)
Subject: To Catherine: I just noticed ...
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP 
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 14:09:32 GMT

... that you post from UNC.  Are you a student there?  I live in Raleigh and
work out in RTP which is of course in close proximity to UNC-CH.  Just
curious.

KimmyD

P.S.: I would have emailed but am still having problems with it.  Works for
      receive but can't seem to transmit ... ?
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: CaliChat
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 16:01:21 GMT

In article <1992Jul31.011101.1736@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>In article <1992Jul30.151122.24648@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves) writes:
>>It was nice, but frankly, soc.singles net.goddesses are no match
>>for ARC women.  (One in particular... ;)    )
>
>Yes, but did you ever meet her?

I'll answer this for Lee.  Yes, he did.

>  I met her and alot of the SocSingles
>crew when I went up to Seattle for the SeaBoink.  That, as you may
>recall, was were NeanderthalMan made his first appearance.  And I
>will have to agree, she ain't got nothing over on 'Chelle!

Why, thank you, Bro!  *Smmooooooch*  I don't know... I heard she got pretty
jealous when Lee told her about me... but then, she's got HOW many soc.singles
guys vying for her attention?

Michelle
~~~ "The astronomer who hated women generally, caused her so much puzzling
speculation that she one day asked Mr. Stelling if all astronomers hated
women, or whether it was only this particular astronomer.  But, forestalling
his answer, she said, 'I suppose it's all astronomers: because, you know, they
live up in high towers, and if the women came there, they might talk and
hinder them from looking at the stars.'"  -- Marian Evans, _Mill on the Floss_
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Brother to Many (Holton, Jeffrey))
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Catherine a sexy name?
Date: 30 Jul 92 04:49:27 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <1992Jul29.200100.22777@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> dars@joplin.biosci.arizona.edu (David AR. Sanders) writes:
>In article <1992Jul29.162535.14623@news.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul28.234355.27470@samba.oit.unc.edu> catherine@lambada.oit.unc.edu (Catherine Collingwood) writes:
>>
>
> Well, I can think of two songs that use names close to that...
>
>  Cathy's Clown - can't remember who wrote it
>  Daylight Katy - Gordon Lightfoot
>
>  Can't think of any more right of the top..... maybe if I do, I'll post'em.


Why didn't I think of it before...what about

America -- Garfunkel & Simon [sic]

(Think about the lyrics.)

--Jeffrey
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ccolling@nyx.cs.du.edu (Lady Firebird)
Subject: Re: Catherine a sexy name?
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 03:17:40 GMT

In article <seRimZi00XsEAF3FQD@andrew.cmu.edu> Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>catherine@lambada.oit.unc.edu (Catherine Collingwood) writes:
>> but enough of that.  I don't know how the discussion
>> of Catherine as a sexy name got started (was it me?
>
>Nope, it was Erin's girlfriend fault. And of course our philosopher
>Erin's too. How's that for crushing your hope?
If it's Erin I don't mind.  So there.
>
>> And to those of you who wonder: I use my first name because
>> it's the lesser of the two evils, okay?
>
>Oh, the "G" is worse? 
'Fraid so.  And what it stands for is my little secret.
Anyway, Erin, are you dating someone named Catherine or something?
--
Catherine G. Collingwood, aka Lady Firebird       NCSSM '92
catherine@lambada.oit.unc.edu  -or-  ccolling@nyx.cs.du.edu
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Imagination is only intelligence having fun."  --Anon.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Clare!!
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 02:19:15 GMT

In article <LF.92Jul22104404@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Rip offers:
>>LF sighs:
>>>Lexi(IWishOneOfThemLexiBabesWouldBounceOnMe)Fiend
>>I could send Bertha....
>
>BigBertha?  Ummmm...I think I'll pass on her, got my lap to protect...
>[Rip grins wolfishly.]

Woof!

> I said pass *on* her, not make a pass *at* her!!!

Don't tell me, tell Bertha, she is on the way....

rip
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Hi all!  Did anyone notice I was gone?
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 23:57:04 GMT
Organization:  Cuz I'm a Blonde!

In article <LF.92Jul29084934@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Lis yells:
>>Hey, I'm Catholic!    * Everyone turns and gives the
>>Good Romantic Witch an odd glare *    Hey, witches believe
>>in a Higher Power too, ya know!  :)

Yes, but she gets as jealous as the Protestant/Catholic God..best watch what 
you say...:)

>Hmmmm...seems ARCland hosts a casts of OddReligiousCharacters: the
>PrayerfulSnoopy, the JesuitTheologian (sorry, JT 8-), the Genuflecting-
>Vulcan, the HolySorceress, and (of course) the DirtyRottenCatholic. 8-)

...and Tyger...yes, it's true...I'm Roman Catholic too..(is there any other
kind?)

>Lexi(DoUntoOthersAsYouDurnWellPlease...ButWatchOutForBacklash)Fiend

 Tyger

-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I Am Still Around :)
Date: 26 Jul 92 07:59:17 GMT
	<LF.92Jul22204227@barkley.berkeley.edu> <3710@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP>
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: slayer@gl.pitt.edu's message of 24 Jul 92 22:46:25 GMT

Deb relents:
>Okay okay if I missed that much I will stay *HUG* am I welcome ? :)

       HHHHH     HHHHH     UUU<TICKLES>UUU       GGGGGGGGGGG
       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U      G...........G
       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G....GGGGG....G
       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G...G     GGGGG
       H...HHHHHHH...H     U...U     U...U     G...G
       H.............H     U...<GOOSE>...U     G...G   GGGGGGG
       H...HHHHHHH...H     U...U     U...U     G...G   GGG...G
       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G...G     G...G
       H...H     H...H     U....UUUUU....U     G....GGGGG....G
       H...H     H...H      U...........U       G...........G
       HHHHH     HHHHH       UUUUUUUUUUU         GGGGGGGGGGG

Does that answer your question?  8-)

>I have been so busy that I wish I had more time but this time I am going
>to make time for all you special people.. :)

Even for a Fiend like me?  Gosh, wow!  <blush>

Lexi(GottaStopBlushing,It'sBadForTheImage)Fiend
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: NCChat and Lady Firebird
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 04:14:27 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.235229.27836@samba.oit.unc.edu> catherine@lambada.oit.unc.edu (Catherine Collingwood) writes:

**some stuff deleted**

>*I*, however, am well known as being no lady.

Hmmmmm.... sounds like my kind of woman!  As many can tell you
though, I am the perfect 'Gentleman'.... really just ask 'Chelle!

>Tomboy describes me
>better, and Lady Firebird was "a lady in household of princesses"
>and not much of a lady either beyond her birth...
>She could fly a spaceship and liked to work with her hands.

Yes, but can she field strip an M16A1?


______________________________________________________________________
                                                      _____
Rip                                 rip@sequent.com  /     \
Official Palanquin Bearer                           /  rip  \
For the Secretaries                                 |xxx-xxx|
Of the RFA                                       ___|_______|___
And BigBro to LF, 'Chelle, HotDi,                    \~ ~~ ~\
Lis, Garrett, and Michelle (whew!)                    \~~ ~~~\
Help!  My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!





>..Anyone out here read soc.couples?
>
>--Catherine
>Lady Firebird
From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: for all those out there who are separated...
Date: 26 Jul 92 04:37:19 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

I can definitely see where you're coming from, I wish both of you the
best of luck!

*WarmHugs* to you Lady Firebird!

John Turner
--
jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu                            John "J.T." Turner
I did it for you and for me,
and because I still believe...
there's only one thing that you can never give up
never compromise on, that's the real thing made in love.
(Kenny Loggins - The Real Thing)
From: kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: To Chivalrous Lis protecting Knights
Date: 30 Jul 92 13:48:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: mixcom.1992Jul30.134837.11643
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.


Dreamweavere writes:
>Jes call me the Don Quixote of the Dreamer Set :)
Well I ain't Jes, but can I call you Donny???

BDC
-- 
   "Life is a highway, I want to drive it all night long" 
    Tom Cochrane 
    1983 750 Maximum
    kkwwkk@mixcom.com                 shaw@mixcom.com
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: anyone notice me yet?
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 17:23:46 GMT
Organization:  I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!

In article <Bs27F9.MMq@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
>tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) says honestly:
>
>>I'm Tyger...I'm loud, crude, obnoxious, and romantic...nice combo, huh?
>
>Hi Tyger!!! *wave wave*

Hiya Steve! 

>Steven

   Tyger

-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I Am Still Around :)
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:11:32
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
	<LF.92Jul22101641@barkley.berkeley.edu>
	<1992Jul23.021516.1787@sequent.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: rip@sequent.com's message of 23 Jul 92 02:15:16 GMT

Rip misses one NastyPun in GoodNessKnowsHowMany[*] 8-):

[*] Well, it's not entirely true that only GoodNess can count. 8-)

>Yes, and if you don't pass this testicle, we take you down to the
>station.  Now are you sure you understand the penal code in this
 ^^^^^^^Prostation!  Nyah!!!  8-P 8-)
>state?  Uvula got the right to one phone call, don't blow it...
>>Ma'am, that's a nice boson you've got there.  Is that real or a gluon?
>Ok, works for me.  (What the hell did he just say?)

[LF signals the Audience.  They immediately yell: "Ma'am, that's a
nice boson you've got there.  Is that real or a gluon?"]

Why do you ask?  8-)

>>(Non-ParticlePhysicsPractitioners can stop scratching their heads now. 8-)
>But it itches!!

Din't Ma ever tell you that an itchy scalp is the first sign of head
lies insextation?  Here, try some of my HeadAndBoulders shampoo...[Rip
begins washing his...] Not down *there*, up *there*!!  [LF takes a
closer look at...]  OhMyGoodNess, that's not lies, that's...[LF faints.]

Lexi(ItchyNScratchyRuleOK)Fiend
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Clare!!
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 22:49:28 GMT

In article <LF.92Jul20231237@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Rip amazes:
>>Calling Clare West, calling Clare West.  Come in Clare West!
>                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Wow!  And I thought you were kidding when you said you'd perfected the
>matter transporter...or has Clare recently moved to Oregano and told
>no one else?  8-)

Well, actually the inhabitants of my home planet have the power to
teleport anywhere we like, and we can telepathically contect with any
person with red hair...  And as far as I know, I am the only one from
Oregano on the net, except for the other guy...

>(Yes folks, it's after midnight...somewhere in the world...)

Couldn't tell by me!!

>>Hey, I tried to send you the chat pics, but it keeps bouncing on me!
>
>Oh wow!  The last thing I remember bouncing on me was Sam D. Cat, and
>it wasn't exactly a pleasant experience, what with her claws and all...

Ooooooooo......!!!!  I would think that the claws and all would be an
extra bonus... "-)  (hairball in my eye, sorry...)


>Try sending it from your *other* account...should work...

Nah, she sent me another address that worked.... I don't use my
secret account except for devious actions...


>Lexi(IWishOneOfThemLexiBabesWouldBounceOnMe)Fiend

I could send Bertha....


rip
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: Welcome to the middle of the week...
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 13:28:08 GMT

pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris) shares: 
>
>}jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) asks:
>}>===============================
>}> Julie Malone...AKA...		
>}> Grasshopper 			
>}> PR Agent for Blade		
>}> Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	
>}> FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	
>}> Anyone think I'm getting too  
>}> many titles here?		
>
>'Chelle comments:
>}Well, Jules, one of those titles is just too important to leave out!!  *grin*
>
>Absolutely.  Lord only knows the chaos that would ensue if Blade
>didn't have a good PR Agent to keep him in line.    :)

*giggle*

That's very good, Paul.  And accurate.  Of course, there IS no
keeping Blade in line.  I just gotta cover stuff up and hope for the
best.


=========================================================================
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|   "Look into my eyes, you will see
 Grasshopper 			|   What you mean to me
 PR Agent for Blade		|   Search your heart, search your soul
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|   When you find me there, you'll search
 FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	|   no more....."
 Anyone think I'm getting too   |		Email Welcome
 many titles here?		|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
=========================================================================
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: Cleaned Cats? (was Re: Fun with Language...)
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 02:32:31 GMT

tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:

] >Seems like the only way I can hold a cat is through a computer... no 
] >allergies that way...
] 
] Aw, i don't shed, and I'm very clean! It's been shown that regular cleaning
] greatly reduces the allergy aggravating nature of cats...:)
] 
Of course, it DOES tend to aggravate the cats nature (mine anyway)

8-)

CatWoman
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I Am Still Around :)
Date: 20 Jul 92 23:41:26
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
	<1992Jul21.025625.16141@sequent.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: rip@sequent.com's message of 21 Jul 92 02:56:25 GMT

Rip remarks:
>LF puns:
>>Debbie, you slay me sometimes!  [Audience groans at the ObviousPun.
>>Some pipsqueak in the front row yells "POUND HIM! POUND HIM!" before
>>his parents shut him up.]
>Ya know, this sounds awfully familiar.... Maybe I am just having a
>touch of DejaVu... and she likes it!

Copping a feel again, aren't you?  I just don't understand how you can
get away with impersonating a Highway Patrol officer.  [Audience
groans loudly at the TrulyHorrendousPun.]

>>I should hope not -- that'd leave too many deutschmarks all over my
>>bod.  [Audience groans again.]
>Hey!  Here it is again!

And so it is...what the *heck* are you talking about???

LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
  Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland and DirtyMindedApe
  Bro to Rip, 'Chelle, HotDi, Miche and Sarek; SpiritualBro to Lis
  'Chelle's Bouncer, Plucked From Retirement
  BackupLeatherGod and LexiTerminator
  - 37 days to TheEnd(???)... -