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From: jv@irus.rri.uwo.ca (Jeffrey Verhagen)
Subject: Re: ggbj - urgent request!!!
Organization: none
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 16:00:43 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.164728.29214@worldbank.org> aki <aki@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org> writes:
>In article <1992Oct1.151118.22412@julian.uwo.ca> Bobby Brady,
>bbrady@irus.rri.uwo.ca writes:
>>
>>continuing - the boss's wife says "Hey, wait a minute! - that's *my* 
>>ball" Needless to say the boss is somewhat miffed, mostly because he 
>>knows that the ball is his, since he painted it a bright green colour 
>>just last night, specifically to avoid just this kind of confusion. 
>>But then again, he figures, the ball could..... < excuse me a minute, 
>>someone is at the door
>>END MESSAGE
>
>jeez guys...guess I'LL have to finish it...where did we leave off?  oh
>yeah..
>
>"But then again, he figures, the ball could be more of an aqua color,
>which
>actually could be hers.  Just then the bosses wife looks down into
>her golf bag and exclaims "Wait a minute!   What are you trying to
>pull here?!?!!"  GIVE IT BACK NOW!"  Sheepishly the boss unbuttons
>his fly, much to the astonishment of the gathering crowd , and 
>starts to.....
>)*$&#$)*@&(#*@&)@(*#@#(*@&#$*@!!)#*@
>NO CARRIER

What the heck??? - why don't any of these jerks finish it? As if I'm
supposed to believe that the secret service is actually monitoring 
postings and disposing of people who attempt to reveal the world's
funniest joke. Here, I know it...

much to the astonishment of the gathering crowd, and starts to 
masturbate wildly. "Mommy! Mommy!", exclaims a cute little blonde 
girl in the watching crowd, "Just what is that guy doing????".
"Shhhhh!", her mother says, covering her eyes...
Just at this moment, the other guy pulls out a 9 iron which he has
painted a hot-pink color. "Way cool!", says the other guy's wife,
still somewhat disconcerted over her husband's behaviour, "I would
really love to have one of those!" The guy with the 9 iron has a
vicious look on his face as he takes the 9 iron and .... oh oh
THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS POSTING WISHES TO APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING 
VALUABLE BANDWIDTH ON THE NET FOR THE PROPAGATION OF A NON-EXISTENT
JOKE. THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
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From: gbrown@elli.une.edu.au (})
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Bastard operator from hell - any more episodes?
Date: 28 Sep 92 04:29:36 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: University of New England - Northern Rivers, NORTIC. (Lismore)



Is there anymore episodes of the bastard operator from hell. Ive got up to
episode 11.
I havent laughed so hard in all my life!
To the author: PLEASE write some more!



DISCLAIMER: all my own opinions.
From: bb2q+@andrew.cmu.edu (Bartosz M. Blacha)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Catholic Jokes
Date: 27 Sep 92 18:34:00 GMT
Organization: Freshman, CIT general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA


Here's two:

A couple of nuns were bicycling in the convent  park.
After like fifteen minutes, Mother Superior got off her bike  and said,
"All right, sisters, that's it for today.Let's put the saddles back on."


In that convent, at breakfast, Mother Superior was really pissed off.
So a sister tells her, "Mother Superior, you really got up on the 
wrong side of the bed today".  "Why? I'm nice, as always."
"Yes, but you got Father O'Brien's shoes on."


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From: vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp (Mike van der Velden)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Date: 3 Oct 92 09:42:32 GMT
Organization: Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan


I'm surprised that no one has mentioned this yet, but one of the
funniest things about Americans is their system of measurement!

16 ounces = 1 pound (where did the abbrev "lb" come from, anyway?)
12inches = 1 foot
3 feet = 1 yard
5280 feet = 1 mile

and then you've got fluid oz vs. the regular kind.
2 cup = 1 pint
2 pints = 1 quart
4 quarts = 1 gallon

144 square inches in a square foot

The (very sad) list goes on and on....


Even, the British, where the old imperial system of measurement was
invented, are switching to metric.  I believe that the US, along with
a little country called Burma, are the last nations on earth that
still officially use the imperial system.

Nice to know that they're on the cutting edge.  :)
 

--
Mike van der Velden
Distributed Systems Laboratory, Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan
e-mail: vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp

ps. If you send me a picture postcard      Mike van der Velden
    from your area to the address at       Fujitsu Unoki Dormitory, room 227
    right, I'll send you one from Tokyo.   2-17-18 Unoki, Ota-ku, Tokyo 146
    Postcards must be received by          Japan
    November 15, 1992
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st1ns@elroy.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Re: Just *whom* should we elect?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 21:15:00 GMT

In article <viking.717649282@vincent2.iastate.edu>, viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson) writes...
>f_cnnghamjk@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
> 
>>Q: Why is Jane Fonda more "electable" than Clinton or Quayle?
>>A: She's been to Vietnam!
> 
>	Yeah, but she also posed nude for Playboy and made Barbarella.
>The public would never go for it.  I sure can't take a political
>statement seriously from a woman that I've seen on a nude centerfold
>taped to a reactor containment vessel.

Anyone who can get a nude centerfold to agree to being taped to a reactor 
containment vessel, and then get on and have a good time, is certainly 
more persuasive, inventive and daring than the candidates we have now!
Of course, you failed to mention the gender of the centerfold in question
and what activities in particular were in progress, but with Barbarella
as a resume credit, I presume I can take a guess.
From: me@here.nowhere
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Followup-To: alt.test
Date: 2 Oct 1992 17:03:52 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, Berkeley CA
Reply-To: me@here.nowhere
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov
Originator: prem@prem.lbl.gov

    Ob-joke :
    ---------
      Q. What's the difference between your girlfriend and your bank-account ??
      A. Nothing. On withdrawal you lose interest in both.

================================================================================
	People who read rec.humor for humor can hit 'n' now.

	Those who think (and I use the term very loosely) rec.humor is an
	appropriate forum to express their xenophobic inferiority complexes 
	__may__ find the following thread interesting, if they can understand
	big words of more than two syllables.
================================================================================

In article <1992Sep30.152850.2964@island.COM> fester@island.COM (Mike Fester) writes:
>?? "American English"? Furriners; pick their own words then argue against them.

	Well, if you use words that can be picked upon........

>What dreadful people.
>Mike
>oxymoron- n., a human reduced to the mental capacity of a furriner (moron) due
>to lack of oxygen caused by excessive flame.

	As opposed to a Yankee elevated to the mental capacity of a furriner...

	Hey look, I picked on your own words again!! Isn't that dreadful!!

	p.s No point flaming this. You are now making a star appearance in
	    my kill file. Also my drag_out_his_toe_nails file.......
	    And no point sending mail; I have this neat little broadband
	    mail-filter. It blocks narrow minds very effectively.......

	    And why is this onb rec.humor anyway ? Shouldn't you take this
	    to alt.foaming.mouth, soc.culture.redneck, alt.rabid.psycopath

>Disclaimer - I'm only doing what the little voices tell me to do. 

	Why not give your little mind a chance ?? Look, picked on your words
	__AGAIN__, How dreadful !!!!
From: sma3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (STEPHANIE MICHELLE ARNDT)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 6 Oct 92 21:31:23 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Oct6.014148.204413@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (T
ERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:
>In article <BvH2Do.8KI@andy.bgsu.edu>, tligman@andy.bgsu.edu (thomas ligman) wr
i
>tes:
>>In article <BvFsAr.DnC@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
w
>rites:
>>>In article <1992Oct1.071757.3340@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu> notbiff@hal.gnu.ai.mit.
e
>du (Jake Davis Smith) writes:
>>>>PLEASE SEND ME THE 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST!!!!  IVE DONE ALL THE OTHERS
!
>!!
>>>
>>>Earth to dork!  There is no 10,000-question version.  The 5,000 is *still*
>>>the biggest.
>>there's a 5,000 question version?  that makes my 1,500 question version
>>pale... could you possibly send me a copy?
>>
>Me too? Thanks!
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     Could you send me one, too?????



     Thanx!!!

     Stephanie Arndt
     SMA3@LEHIGH.EDU
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gschmidt@nyx.cs.du.edu (gl schmidt)
Subject: Poking fun at a friend
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 03:52:45 GMT

Here's one that I heard long ago.  It is good
to use if you want to poke fun at a friend.

Bob (friend's name) finally got married to the
girl of his dreams - Lori (friend's main
interest).  After Bob and Lori get together in
their hotel room for their honeymoon, nothing
happened.

Bob decided to call his father for a little
advice.  "Dad, I'm a little confused. What do
I do?!?"  Bob's father answers, "Just get into
bed, and everything will come naturally."

So Bob and Lori get into bed.  Still nothing,
so Lori decides to give her mother a try. 
"Mother, Bob and I are in bed and nothing
seems to be happening.  What do we do?!?"  Her
mother offers her advice: "Just take off your
clothes, and everything will come naturally."

The two newlyweds follow this advice.  Still
nothing, so Bob decides one last phone call. 
"Dad, I'm still confused.  We're in bed and
we've got our clothes off.  What do we do?!?" 
Bob's father replies: "OK, son, here's the
deal - put the hardest part of your body into
the place where she goes to the bathroom."

Lori calls her mom back.  (In a whining
voice,) "Mother, Bob has his head in the
toilet!!!!"

OK - so it's lame. I thought it was funny at
the time.

Mel - not Torme, not Tillis, not Gibson, just
From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Rocking Holy Man
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 16:28:14 PDT
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

As reported in _World Press Review_, October 1992:

To the 2 million Ismailite Muslims of Afghanistan, 28-year-old Sajjed
Dzaffar Noderi is a holy man who will eventually succeed his father as
their leader.  Noderi, who spent several years in exile in Allentown,
Pennsylvania, has a different view.  "My religeon is sex, drugs, and
rock-and-roll." he says.

For now, Noderi, back in Afghanistan, is a high official(1) in the sect
and complains about the paperwork(2) he must do.  He boasts of hosting
drug parties, declaring, "There is a time for everything: for war, for
prayer, and for rock-and-roll."

(Attributed to _Gazeta Wyborca_, Warsaw)

(1) They said it, I didn't
(2) He probably has to roll his own, now.

 _
Kevin D. Quitt                                 Job Quest (800) 400-8210
srhqla!quest!kdq                               Learn How to Get a Job in SoCal

                96.37% of all statistics are made up.
From: cowieson@brandonu.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST: Men Jokes
Date: 24 Sep 92 15:36:47 GMT
Organization: Brandon University, Brandon, Manitoba, Canada

In article <1992Sep21.023502.13308@polari>, pacific@polari.online.com writes:
>      My wife, who is a blonde, demands that I request some men jokes.
> An example of which asks:
> 
>      What is the difference between men and bonds?
>        Bonds mature.
> 
> 
> John Cohen
> Puyallup, Washington
> 
> 
Did you hear about the miracle baby born in New York last month:

It had a brain AND a penis!!

Lisa
Manitoba, Canada
From: tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Mass-Mail time! help me out!
Date: 6 Oct 92 12:43:43 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

My friend Matt (see .sig file below) is computer-phobic. He never logs into
the network server here. He says it's because he never really gets any mail
anyway.

What I need is for EVERYONE reading this post to send Matt a message welcoming
him to the world of E-mail and computers. Be creative and mail your message to
MRP2@LEHIGH.EDU Thanks for your help!
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From: andersod@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Thanks for the pictures and math jokes!
Date: 3 Oct 92 18:42:33 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

Thank you all 
   for taking the time to mail me your math jokes, and Ascii pictures 
(especially the Ascii's of naked women, which looked very time consuming).
Keep them coming, because I got more storage in my account.
                          thank you again,
                             Douglass Alan Anderson
From: vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp (Mike van der Velden)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 5 Oct 92 11:08:23 GMT
	<1992Sep21.035843.3401@lugb.latrobe.edu.au>
	<1992Sep29.180351.2403@brandonu.ca>
Organization: Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan

In article <1992Sep29.180351.2403@brandonu.ca> $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
> 
> MACS ARE THE only COMPUTER TO USE!!!!!!!! ALL OTHERS PALE IN COMPARISON!!!
> Feel free to send me flames, but I will just ignore them.

At university, I used to work an occasional shift in a Mac repair
shop.  One of the things we did was upgrade Mac 512s to Mac Pluses.
(Mac upgrade:  oxymoron?  non-sequitur?)  As part of the upgrade, we
replaced the backings, as I believe that the new Macs also received a
new serial number.  These backings are basically a box with one end
open, and the old ones are usually thrown out.  I took one home once,
and it served quite well as a garbage can in the kitchen (with a
plastic bag, of course).  Quite an appropriate use for it, I thought. 
What symbolism!
 
--
Mike van der Velden
Distributed Systems Laboratory, Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan
e-mail: vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp

ps. If you send me a picture postcard      Mike van der Velden
    from your area to the address at       Fujitsu Unoki Dormitory, room 227
    right, I'll send you one from Tokyo.   2-17-18 Unoki, Ota-ku, Tokyo 146
    Postcards must be received by          Japan
    November 15, 1992
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ds@scammell.ecos.tne.oz.au (Dale Smithyman)
Subject: Dead President Sketch
Organization: Telecom Australia, Information Technology Development
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 02:48:29 GMT


I read this but forgot to save it and now a friend wants it. Can anyone
either repost or mail it to me.

Thanks in advance
			Dale
  
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: daves@meaddata.com (Dave Spencer)
Subject: Re: Jolly Green Giant
Organization: Mead Data Central, Dayton OH
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 12:42:38 GMT
Distribution: na

In article <1992Sep30.090427.8463@edinboro.edu>, s462075d@edinboro.edu writes:
|> The Jolly Green Giant will announce his presidential canidicy soon.
|> 
|> 
|> Has a slogan already made up:
|> 
|> 
|> No-No-No NEW TAXES!

   Also heard that if elected, he will tell the Green Golf Ball Joke
   (which he owns, by the way).

-- 
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9393 Springboro Pike        |  | | | | |\      Tae Kwon Do
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From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED -- list of DYSLEXIC JOKES
Date: 5 Oct 92 22:06:50 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

I ma TON lysdetic!

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Montague_Kevin@Tandem.com (Kevvy Kev)
Subject: Re: Mother Jokes (Your Momma is so...)
Organization: In Effect Enterprises
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 20:50:45 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.061848.16459@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> 
> >Your mom's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.
> >
> >Your mom's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
> >
> >Your mom's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
> >
> >They say that beauty is only a light switch away, with your mom I had to use a
> >black light.
> >
> >
> >Hope you liked them.
> >			Brian
> Here's another...
> 
> You're mother's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.

Your mom's so stupid it takes her a half hour to make minute rice.
Your mom's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Your mom's got snakeskin teeth.
Your mom's so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
Your mom's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing Her peanuts.
Your mom's got hair on her tongue and she gargles w/curl activator.
Your mom's got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Your mom's got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.

It goes on and on. . .
Kevvy Kev
"Socrates' philosophies were fatal"
From: mike.clemens@canrem.com (mike clemens)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: funny names
Date: 3 Oct 92 15:33:52 GMT
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Canada Remote Systems

> I know a guy in the town I'm from whose name is "Harry Dick".
>
> Now if you ask me, if that was my name I'd go by Harold, but he goes
> Harry.

I know some guy named "Mike Hunt".  people always page him at the mall
just so they can hear his name over the loudspeaker.  I'd at least go by
Michael Hunt or something other than that.

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From: eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Woody Allen
Date: 2 Oct 92 17:39:29 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall)
Organization: Xerox

In article <BvHuMs.AMw@oryx.com>, xdedcj@atom.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (dave c jarzabek) writes:
|> 
|> I heard Woody Allen and Roman Polanski (?) (what ever happened to him)
|> were teaming up for two new movies...
|> 
|> The first is a sequel to "10".  It's going to be called "12" or "13"
|> 
|> The second is a documentary on the founder of the Mormon church,
|> called "Bringem Young".

Joseph Smith was the founder of the Mormon church - Brigham Young was its 2nd prez.
After J.S. was murdered. He had about 70 wives (must have been nice!).

|> 
|> ---------------------------
|> 
|> Any truth to the rumor that Woody Allen is going to be the producer
|> on the remake of "Family Affair"?
|> 
|> -----------------------------
|> 
|> If Woody Allen lived in Arkansas nobody wood (intentional) have said
|> anything.  After all, incest is OK (or AK) as long as you keep it in
|> the family.

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Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Friday, 25 Sep 1992 21:53:39 MST
From: <AUEND@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: top ten lists wanted

if anyone has any top ten lists, can you please post them.  they don't have to
be from david letterman, any top ten list will do.