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From: bull@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Feet  was Re: I shoulda just done it...
Date: 6 Jan 93 09:12:18 +1100
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker) writes:
> Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>
>> From sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
>> >Well, I could always get a friend to throw her shoe in the
>> >guy's bathroom so that I could be a hero and....just kidding.
>>
>>     Bah.  Show me a relationship built on shoes...
>>     Actually, that sounds kinda kinky.
>
> In the latest People (I was reading it on the airplane), theres an
> article about how people find toes sexy.

        Absolutely! Want to know how to get a girl to *really* like you?
Learn how to massage feet (I kid you not!). The hardest part is to get
her to take off her shoe and socks so you can get to her feet (if she's
never had a foot massage before). If you do a good job of it, she may
offer to massage your feet in return (Yum!).

        A piece of advice, either wash the feet before you massage them,
or wash your hands afterwards. Just washing the feet can be a lot of fun.
A decent sized tub with some warm water (and some disinfectant added) and
a soft fluffy towel to dry the feet with. It will be appreciated more if
she's been walking a lot and has tired feet :-).

        All of this is equally valid for girls to do to guys.

        In another newsgroup a guy said he started giving foot massages
to some of the women where he worked and it didn't take long for them to
start queueing up during the lunchbreak.

        A word of warning, foot massage isn't some sort of magic charm
that will make everyone think you're absolutely adorable.


           Bull@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au  OR  bull@monu1.cc.monash.oz
                    DOD# 251  '84 VF 750   Closet Ducatisto
             Disclaimer. If you love your llama, let it lambada.
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: pkeenan@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Patricia Keenan)
Subject: Re: Fighting
Organization: UIUC Department of Psychology
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 23:14:03 GMT

jlpicard@austin.ibm.com (Craig Becker) writes:

>So, I ask you:
 Ok, I'll answer you...

>When (if ever) do you think it's proper to take a swing at someone?
 When they take the first PUNCH. 

>What do your parents tell you about fighting?
 Noting as long as *I* didn't start it, hence the answer to your 
 first question...

>What do your parents do when you get in a fight?
 Same as the above answer...

>What do you think is the best way (if such a thing exists) to avoid
>getting in a fight?
 Well it *ISN'T* walking away,                   

>Last week I asked similar questions on misc.kids and got some interesting
>responses from parents...I think it would be cool to get some input from
>"the other side".

>Please email me (or post, if you can't email) and I'll summarize the
>responses, along with the responses I got from parents. All responses
>will be anonymous, unless you tell me that you don't care.

>With your help, this could be an interesting little summary, so let me
>know what you think!

>Thanks!

>Craig

>-- "You will have the tallest,    Craig Becker, Object Technology Products --
>--  darkest leading man in               Internet: jlpicard@austin.ibm.com --
>--  Hollywood."                     IBM TR: jlpicard@woofer.austin.ibm.com --
>--   - Merian C. Cooper to Fay Wray               VNET: JLPICARD at AUSVM1 --


>-- 
>-- "You will have the tallest,    Craig Becker, Object Technology Products --
>--  darkest leading man in               Internet: jlpicard@austin.ibm.com --
>--  Hollywood."                     IBM TR: jlpicard@woofer.austin.ibm.com --
>--   - Merian C. Cooper to Fay Wray               VNET: JLPICARD at AUSVM1 --
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk,misc.kids,sun.childcare
From: gbk@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (g.b.karlovsky)
Subject: Re: Predict your next child`s sex
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 17:06:38 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.152225.1174@sparky.imd.sterling.com> jbv@IMD.Sterling.COM (James B Vacanti) writes:
>In article <C0IDLy.JGJ@srgenprp.sr.hp.com> brett@sr.hp.com () writes:
>>James B Vacanti (jbv@IMD.Sterling.COM) wrote:
>>> I read an article a long time ago (no I don't remember where) that said one
>>> way of increasing the chances of determining the sex of the child is to
>>> monitor the percentage of male to female sperm.
>>
>>I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but...
>>
>>Since sperm are created as part of cell division, and males have the XY pair,
>>when the cell splits don't we get one X and one Y.  It would seem to me that
>>the ratio would ALWAYS be 50/50.
>>
>>Yes?  No?  Maybe?
>>
>>--
>>
>>							Brett Carver
>>							(707) 577-4344
>>							brett@sr.hp.com
>
>Maybe the male sperm are better swimmers and get out sonner and faster than
>the femal sperm, so they deplete faster?
>
>
>-- 

From the reading I have done lately about gender selection, indication are
that the sperm with the y-chromosome are not as hardy...  so if conditions
in a man are not perfect, y-chromosome sperm are likely to die first thus
increasing the perscentage of x-chromosome sperm.

This makes the assumption that it starts out as 50%...  I think this is correct
but I'm not sure of it.




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	*   Gail Karlovsky	(gail.karlovsky@att.com)	  *
	*        		(mom to Adrienne - born 4/30/90)  *
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Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
Subject: Re: Age in relationships
Reply-To: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 21:54:10 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.213817.11184@athena.mit.edu>, zhu@athena.mit.edu (Erin Zhu) writes:
>In article <1993Jan7.132226.1380@lds.loral.com> kurnik@lds.loral.com writes:
>
>>My girlfriend and I have a similar situation.  I'm 26 and she's 16.
>
>Try 17 and 33...
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 is that legal?

>  --Erin

-Scott J. Kleper
"Sgt. Kleper"

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: arbrown@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Amy Brown)
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 20:18:20 GMT

In article <1993Jan12.022247.24992@zooid.guild.org> Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>
>    Let's see... Well, my personality can switch all the time at a moment.
>Sometimes I'm depressive, and other times I'm extremely.. well.. happy.  Not
>happy really, just hyper I guess.
	Holy manic depressive!  You should see someone about that.  Maybe
get your hands on some lithium or something!  Then again, it could be
an adolecence thing.  (I've got to be careful what I say now that you
know how old I am, eh? :-) )

>    Somehow if I got a girlfriend, I'd feel like I was just using her to
>keep me happy.  My friend told me that that's the point, and I guess she's
>right to a certain extent.  But I can't help but feel like I'm using that
>person, and I don't like using people all that much.
	Yeah, I know that feeling.  I was always worried that if I went
out with someone it'd just be so I'd always have someone to hang out with
and go to movies etc, but nothing deeper than that, ie using someone as
a companion.  But I don't _think_ I'm doing that.  I know my boyfriend
is happy in this relationship, so if anything it's mutualistic...

>    Also, with every relationship there comes a breakup (at one point, even
>in marrage), and that's also what I fear.  I had a girlfriend call me up
>about 3 monts after we broke up and chew me out.  She said quite a few
>things that stuck with me, and I don't want that to happen again.
	Yeah, I used to think about it, and it seemed that all you'd 
do in a relationship is eventually break up.  The relationship exists
to break up.  You need to find someone who'll be in it for the long
run, at least at the start of the relationship.  You don't have to 
stay in a relationship you don't like, but you should at least start
out intending to stick with it.  Like don't have someone lined up 
in case this relationship doesn't work out.  ( I knew people who
did that - they'd have the next couple of months figured out...)

>    Also, I didn't know when to quit before.  Some girl that I was
>interested's "friend" told me that I didn't know when to stop (persueing
>her).  That just made me all the more cautious.
	No means no.  You just have to learn what else also means no...

>    Also when you go out with someone, all these rumors start up and shit.
>Although I've never been subject to this, I don't like gossip since I've
>been burn by gossip before and can't say that I like it a whole lot.
	God I'm glad I'm out of high school...

>    All of the above, and all that's untyped has just added to my shyness at
>school.  Out of school, it's a different story.  If I'm in a new situation
>where there are no cliques and people with attitudes, I tend to be really
		    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
	_Really_ glad I'm out of high school.  I'm sure there are cliques
and people with attitudes here, but they're a hell of a lot easier to 
avoid!

Amy



Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: Bleh
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 18:37:27 GMT

Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:

|>|    Homework time.
|>
|>Poor you.. I dont have ANYTHING to do...

|    Scum.

We dont go back to school till Feb 4th here in Oz...

-Jared

-- 
Jared Quinn
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------O---O-
jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au       | A great philosopher once wrote:        i
3:622/401.0@fidonet.org          | Naughty,  Naughty,  Very Naughty!    \___/ 
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------------
Tought/Quote of the Day:
Ill play with it first and tell you what it is later.
MILES DAVIS
	

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: Bleh
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 18:30:32 GMT

biddy@ping.actrix.gen.nz (Bridget Ingham) writes:

|Neither - we haven't even started school yet!!

What date do you's go back??? I dont go back till Feb 4th...
What year u in??

-Jared
-- 
Jared Quinn
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------O---O-
jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au       | A great philosopher once wrote:        i
3:622/401.0@fidonet.org          | Naughty,  Naughty,  Very Naughty!    \___/ 
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------------
Tought/Quote of the Day:
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Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
X-To: JARED QUINN
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 22:18:00 GMT

From jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
>I think I may have... Well we both hope... I'll have to get  her  over
>sometimes to meet you guyz on the net... think it would be fun...  she
>has no idea about electronic communication...

    Yeah.  You can really scare and blow some people away with this stuff.

>Yeah.. Tho at school u do notice  guys  seem  to  be  going  out  with
>younger  girls...  at  my  school  a yr. 12 <-> yr. 8 relationship was
>pretty common..  they generally weren't terribly serious tho...

    Ack.

>Well.. I have never gone out with anyone the same age as me...  I went
>out with one girl older then me once, that  didn't  work  (she  was  2
>years  older)  and  i  have  been out with girls ranging from (1 to 3)
>years  younger  then  me...    the best two relationships would be the
>current one and one with a girl who was 2 years younger then me...  So
>i seem to end up good with younger women...

    Maybe for the most part.


    Bah.  It's probly just the ones that I meet.

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
Subject: Re: Suicide
Reply-To: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 00:34:16 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.041013.20683@zooid.guild.org>, Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>    How many people here have ever considered suicide?  For what reasons?
>How would you go about doing it?

[chuckle, chuckle] When I first read that, I thought it said [chuckle,
chuckle] "How many people here have ever committed suicide?" 

Anyways, I don't think that's all that uncommon. Here are some of my 
reasons:

-program won't compile
-program compiles but doesn't work
-program works, but doesn't impress girl I wrote it to impress
-girls in my gym class can all beat me one on one
(I'm a guy BTW)
-girl I liked (past tense) called me an asshole (bitch)

yet I always find something to look forward to, so I don't do it. How
would I do it? That'd be the cool part. I'd write a long letter mentioning
every person that I know. Then I'd chain myself to my computer and blow
us both up. Hey , I can't be in heaven without my Powerbook! :-)

Seriously though, I've never seriously considered it, so don't think I'm
weird or anything. I'm really happy, really I am.
 
>
>    Just some things I'm interested to know at the moment.
>

Don't do anything rash.

-Scott J. Kleper
"Sgt. Kleper"

>    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
>    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
>    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com
>
>            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE
>
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: morton@gaul.csd.uwo.ca (Brent Morton)
Subject: Re: Emm... 'morning
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Univ. of Western Ontario, London, Canada
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 04:31:00 GMT

In article <1993Jan11.233830.21274@zooid.guild.org> Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>From morton@gaul.csd.uwo.ca (Brent Morton)
>>Just read your message (posted by Skala) in N-Teens -- you'll be missed. I thin
>>I've been out of it; what exactly happened? Was it Zooid that was complaining
>>about profanity and giving you a hard time? They decided to drop the conference
>>because of you?
>
>    Shit shit shit shit shit shit........
>
>
>    Sorry,
>
>
>    ZOOiD would never give me a hard time about it.   They actually agree
>with me on most things.  It was Big Rick that did it.  He killed it.
>
>
>    You see, nobody really complains.  Someone gets fumed every
>once-in-a-while, but a whole group has never shit on me.  That's why I think
>that it's just a few pickle-squating individuals who cause all the stuff.

So who's Big Rick? A god of NAnet? God of Zooid? Don't mean to push you closer
to the noose, but I just can't understand the circumstances that could lead to
this! People at Zooid who read (rhymes with red) the conference complained and
were heard?

-- Brent
morton@gaul.csd.uwo.ca

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
X-To: SGT. KLEPER
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 21:29:00 GMT

From sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
>I got a test on that stuff tomorrow. Just thought you might like to
>know. Course III right? I think I finally got it.

    Ack.  I had a test on it all and I got 18/30.  Not too bad, considering
that I thought I was going to fail for sure.  All my other tests have been
80's or high 70's lately, so that's not too bad.

    It's just grade 11 math.

                                                  Andrew

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 18:32:42 GMT

bull@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:

|        Hey, relax. One of my aunts is about 8 or 9 years younger than her
|husband, but I don't know how old they were when they met. My other aunts
|and uncles weren't exactly impressed when they started dating, but they've
|been married for about 30 years now.

|        Hmmm, do I hear wedding bells for Jarqui? ;-)

Not terribly likely at present... and call me Jared please...

-- 
Jared Quinn
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------O---O-
jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au       | A great philosopher once wrote:        i
3:622/401.0@fidonet.org          | Naughty,  Naughty,  Very Naughty!    \___/ 
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------------
Tought/Quote of the Day:
Ill play with it first and tell you what it is later.
MILES DAVIS
From: daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: matchmaker?
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 93 16:24:40 EST
Reply-To: daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net  (Daniel Drucker)
Organization: Abnormalities of Reality

Well, if we'll be playing matchmaker...

Anyone age 13-15 female in the tristate area? (NY, NJ, CT)

I'm 14 male, green/purple/brown eyes depending on humidity (true!), into
computer networks (I wrote my own packet driver), composing music,
synthesizers, and screwing up the teacher's Macintosh.

Speaking of Macs, try this on a SE: at the programmers prompt (you
have to press the switch with the triangle on the left side), type
 G 41D89A

See you...

--
Daniel Drucker        N2SXX       Coconut seashells whispering to me
daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net         "Forever, forever, my Coda..."
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Bleh
X-To: BRIDGET INGHAM
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 02:40:00 GMT

From biddy@ping.actrix.gen.nz (Bridget Ingham)
>Neither - we haven't even started school yet!!

    I hate you.

---
    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Emm... 'morning
X-To: SGT. KLEPER
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 16:21:00 GMT

From sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
>In article <12849.69314918@kiwi.gen.nz>, david@kiwi.gen.nz (David Lilienthal) w
>ites:
>>Hmm.. hello... wondering what ages post here... I'm 14 and I'm poating fron
>>Kiwi~! in Auckland. New Zealand..please respond if u'r interesting like me 8=)
>
>I'm 15. Why don't we just keep a file somewhere that has all current active
>members of alt.kids-talk
>
>Name: Scott J. Kleper
>A.K.A.: "Sgt. Kleper"
>Age: 15
>Interests: Macintosh, programming, TeleCom, QT, Beatles, games
>Location: Rochester, NY USofA

    My card,
 ___________________________
/  McCallum, Andrew S       \_________________________________________________
|                                                                             |
| Age: 17                                                                     |
| City:  Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada                                       |
| Interests: Sound Crew, Lighting Crew, Skiing, movies, DJing stuff,          |
|            scocializing, loafing, talking on the phone, messing arround     |
|            with other peoples programs, simple minded games, spelling       |
|            things wrong, netting (Using the UseNet/InterNet), composing     |
|            music, loafing..                                                 |
| Music:                                                                      |
| Ministry, Deee-Lite, Soundgarden, The Grapes of Wrath, U2, Eurithmics,      |
| Nirvana, Pachabel (Cannons), assorted jazz, assorted classical, Public      |
| Enemy, Led Zeplin, Cream, some D00rs, Soho, Soul ][ Soul, Snap!,            |
| Midnight Oil, Living Colour, Kids in the Hall, Infidels, INXS, Urban        |
| Dance Squad, Billy Joel, house stuff, rap stuff, some regge (sp?),          |
| The Disposable Heros Of Hiphoprisy, Primus, Scorpions, Suicidal Tendencies, |
| The Nylons (I've met them too!), They Might Be Giants, Pearl Jam, techno... |
|                                                                             |
| Trademarks: "Late Night Thoughtless Ramblings - By Andrew McCallum"         |
|             Stupid Notra Dame summer-style hat                              |
|             "Makeing Up Dirty Words" - Skit by The Frantics (4 On The Floor)|
| Bleh: If you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're probly  |
|       right.                                                                |
|       Don't mind me.  I'm just a tired net-junkie.                          |
|_____________________________________________________________________________|

---
    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: Bleh
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 18:35:44 GMT

Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:

|    I'm just looking forward to coffee.

We all look foward to our coffee andrew... I have been drinking coffee
for ages now and can't stop.. I will go through upto 5 cups or more  a
night sitting here infront of Telix...

-Jared

-- 
Jared Quinn
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jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au       | A great philosopher once wrote:        i
3:622/401.0@fidonet.org          | Naughty,  Naughty,  Very Naughty!    \___/ 
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------------
Tought/Quote of the Day:
Ill play with it first and tell you what it is later.
MILES DAVIS
	

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: arbrown@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Amy Brown)
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 20:28:49 GMT

In article <1993Jan9.181459.9802@scorch.apana.org.au> jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn) writes:
>arbrown@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Amy Brown) writes:
>
>|	Hmm, my dad is fourteen (!!!) years older than my mom, but then
>|they both married late.  And my boyfriend is four years and eight months
>|older than me, and we seem to be doing okay.  I guess it's the age of the
>|people involved as well as the relative age.  I mean, thirteen vs nine
>|seems a lot more significant than twenty-one vs seventeen, or better yet,
>|thirty-four vs thirty.
>
>Yeah as I said, I cant see anything wrong with it...
>
>Just outa curiosity, how long  have  you  been  going  out  with  your
>boyfriend?   I  can't  see  myself  going  out  with someone that much
>younger  then  me,  i've never known a 9 year old to be able to hold a
>relationship... and personally I can't stand casual relationships,   I
>never get envlolved unless I'm serious...

	Well, I'm seventeen, my honey's just turned twenty-two.  We've been
going out for just over a month now, so not too long really, but it looks
like we're in it for the long run.  Both his major relationships have
lasted more than a year, so he doesn't do flings...  When you get to our
age five years isn't _that_ significant.  We're both in university, so I 
guess that helps.  If I was in high school like any self-respecting 
seventeen year old should be we probably wouldn't be going out, particularly
since we probably wouldn't have met!  But even if we had it would be too
difficult to maintain a relationship between two different worlds.

Amy



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