HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Wow")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Productivity advantages that make an office better than a cubicle
Date: 14 Dec 92 07:40:24 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: billbill@wetware.com's message of 11 Dec 92 08:13:42 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.081342.18108@wetware.com> billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill) writes:
>   No one notices that you must chant "Piece of shit" twice
>   before your fingers assent to remember the correct compiler flag.

They do if you're me.  Having a private office for me just means that
the sound is somewhat muffled when I holler

	GODDAM FUCKING UNIX FILTHY SHITSACK SCUMPILE TERMINAL DRIVER
	IDIOCY NONSENSE FUCK YOU TO HELL

or

	GODDAMN FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK A FUCKER FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK
	FUCK FUCK

or

	AAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!  AAAAARARR!  RRRRRARRRRRR!


i stopped by Myra's office, three doors down, the other day, and she said
``Bad day, Mark?''

``ARRRRARRRARR!  RRRRAAAARRR!''

``What's wrong?''

``GODDAM FUCKING SHITSACK FUCKING X WINDOWS [*]''

``What's wrong with it?''

``What ISN'T wrong with it?''

That usually stumps them right there.

I love my work.

---

[*] Before some nerd points out that ``X Windows'' is not the name of
anything, I will explain that I deliberately use the wrong name out of
spite and contempt for Keith Packard and Bob Scheiffler.

--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: An Honest Question
Date: 16 Dec 92 20:25:46 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1992Dec16.063607.41113@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:
> Just because I chew tobacco, keep an american flag in my room (because my
> confederate one is at home), have a gun rack on my BMW (which I lovingly call
> the general lee) drink JD and SoCo out of the bottle, wear flannel shirts and
> say y'all does that make it OK for people to stereotype me as a hick?  I don't
> think so, do you?
> 
> -- 
> my name is mike and i'm a .sig-a-holic, i have been virtually .sig free for
> five days now, my life is so much clearer, i pledge to do my best to never
> have a long .sig again.  i don't need one because i'm good enough, i'm smart
> enough and god darnit, people like me.  ob info: mlsa@lehigh.edu, mike
> sherman phone# 758-0207 disclaimer, we don't neeeed no steeenking disclaimer.

They've got four choices: hick, psychopath, or Someone Who Knows Something We
Don't.

					--Joachim
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,unh.misc
Subject: Oldies show from the future
Date: 15 Dec 92 14:15:28
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Comments: Pessimists do it with a sigh.


I feel old. WUNH is playing all sorts of (relatively) old stuff.
Right now I'm listening to Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood!!! And
they played One Night In Bangkok, Don't You Want Me, Happy Hour, In A
Big Country at various points. Sigh. I think I should call the dj and
congratulate her.

She said:

   Have no fear,
   Heather is here.
   I was a poet,
   But I didn't know it.

WUNH 91.3 FM. Clearly the best radio station in the area. I love you
Heather. 
--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.

                               HUG ME!
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: sweet
Date: 13 Dec 1992 08:15:48 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


All the confectionary your poor upbringing taught you
to like has been denied to you now and you sit,
alone, crying in the warehouse of potato chips and beer.


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: One line bio
Date: 12 Dec 92 04:07:10 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

susan samarasinghe (ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu) wrote:
>    more like the comestain on the sheet of life....

	As if you would know what one looks like.


--
D. J. McCarthy (dmccart@gomez.intel.com)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@Quotron.COM (Greg "Maddog" Knauss)
Subject: Re: Hot Dogs and Communists
Organization: Quotron System, Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 00:08:54 GMT

taylor@ccrs.emr.ca (Trevor Taylor) writes:

[Random bits deleted.]

>Within a brief eternity, as it goes with waiting for buses, an etremely large
>(read:Obese) man in a greasy security guard uniform wobbles up to the Hot
>Dog stand. Orders a Hot Dog - except he asked for a "La Hot Dog". No, he
>was not french, but english.  The stand keeper promptly drops a dog into a
>bun and asks for $3 . The Hot Dog is then inhaled by the man, who for purposes
>of this tale, we will call 'Mr Creosote".

>Mr Creosote says " Make much money ?"
>Hot Dog Lady " Piss off"
>Mr C "  Are you a communist ? (pronounce comahnist)"

Sounds like you were watching a street performance of "Confederacy of
Dunces II: Ignatius in New York."
--
Greg Knauss (greg@quotron.com)                       "Llamas, dammit!  Llamas!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: And Still the Moon
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:15:25 GMT

In <1992Dec14.003717.63509@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA) writes:
>In article <1992Dec11.092154.6646@spider.co.uk>, andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Ca
>nnon) writes:
>>it, its just the way these things happen.  I did'nt want to be a
>>writer.  I wanted to be
>>
>>A Lumberjack !
>>
>Note the reference to Monty Python.  Nothing arcane about it.

He's from England.  He's good.  He's allowed.

You aren't.  You aren't.  You aren't.

Don't let the door bang you in the ass on the way out.

>-sol | sorry about the door

I SAID... oh never mind.
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SSC
Date: 15 Dec 92 23:23:42 GMT
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host


I'm an elitist.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.music.tmbg
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Short Retro Confession
Followup-To: alt.music.tmbg
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 23:58:29 GMT

On the "advice" of a song lyric, I have purchased the new
Young Fresh Fellows CD.

-T

Drink a lotta bourbon tonight

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: A Christmas Song / SATAN
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Yes.
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 19:33:08 GMT

In article <1gc7icINN7ko@tamsun.tamu.edu> covingc@ee.tamu.edu (Mouse) writes:
>In article <18112@autodesk.COM> grantb@Autodesk.COM (Grant Blaha) writes:
>>Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus Coming To Town"
>>
><Song Deleted>
>>
>>- Purple Tiger
>>  "Chairman Bill is the God of our everlasting destruction."
>
>Ever notice that if you swap the letters in SANTA around a bit, you get SATAN?
>    

Is that right, Mouse?  Thank you very fucking much for pointing that out,
you little peice of shit loser.  Why don't you pry the "f" key from
your keyboard and ram it up your ass for, oh, say the next year or two?

Or perhaps you could just take a .44 Magnum to the roof of your mouth?



Ta-ta for now,
M
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: 6 hours later, off th fuckin wagon
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 21:36:26 GMT


well, its exam week here at uva. this means that in addition to the
normal work i avoid to read news, there will be tons of other work,
mostly assisting brain dead students in listening to music for their
exams. so i tells myself "i wont read news this week."

and i made it till 3:30 monday, pretty fucking impressive. but i broke
down and decided to binge, so i read all 330 articles in t.b. in one
sitting. actually, after the killfile did its gory work on them, only
about 200 had survived. had i known then what i know now, jochim would be
in there and i would have been spared at least 10 one line follow ups.
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful, sorrowful confession
Date: 17 Dec 1992 18:06:54 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) says:

>I'm going home for Christmas break tomorrow, so I was deleting some old
>files from my account.  My dead.article file was over 100k, and most of
>it was aborted talk.bizarre posts.  And each one of them deserved to be
>deleted and forgotten.

This was not bizarre.  

If you had a hair on your ass you'd have posted the dead.article file.

While it probably would not have been bizarre, it would at least have
been different.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Re: Is it possible ..
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 06:31:09 GMT

rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:

] In article <1992Dec16.164526.2583@mail.cornell.edu> jea1@cornell.edu (John Austin) writes:
] >In article <BzCvsu.Ko8@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> LCDR Michael E. Dobson,
] >rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil writes:
] >>oh shit, Oh Shit, OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, the *gigaplonk*, I had received a
] >>*gigaplonk* from a Respected Oldbie and now all outgoing news from my site
] >                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
] >
] >That's aspiring rim newt to you, sir.
] >
] >
] My humble apologies Oh Exalted One, I'm barely out of the proto-newbie vat
] myself and still haven't got the Hierarchy straight.  All those of higher
] status appear as Respected Oldbies to one so fresh from his hatching. Yet 
] hope springs eternal in the hearts of budding cavenewts that we may find 
] the Path to the Volcano and begin our Search for True Enlightenment.


ok.  a quick primer for people about the talk.bizarre hierarchy:

in ascending order:

fuckhead
fuckhead
fuckhead
fuckhead
fuckhead
fuckhead
fuckhead
okay person
god
fuckhead



-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Delayed green
Date: 19 Dec 92 04:27:35 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.


Did you ever think to yourself, "Hey, I wonder if it's possible for someone to
get killfiled so damn fast that all the blood rushes to the back of his head
and his vision gets screwed up like one of those Sears `Our Good Model' color
TV sets with the bad tint that no one ever buys?"

> 
>                          #####     #    #     # #######
>                         #     #   # #   ##   ## #
>                         #        #   #  # # # # #
>                         #  #### #     # #  #  # #####
>                         #     # ####### #     # #
>                         #     # #     # #     # #
>                          #####  #     # #     # #######
> 
>                          #####  #     # ####### ######
>                         #     # #     # #       #     #
>                         #     # #     # #       #     #
>                         #     # #     # #####   ######
>                         #     #  #   #  #       #   #
>                         #     #   # #   #       #    #
>                          #####     #    ####### #     #


Well, let's ask Gerald.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Squabble
Date: 16 Dec 92 10:56:26 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


``Kevin got so angry he tore all Steven's frocks and broke his six-inch
stilettos''

    -- from a report on domestic violence between
       homosexual lovers; Boyz, current issue.


I have no joke here.  I just like saying ``Kevin got so angry he tore
all Steven's frocks and broke his six-inch stilettos''

domestically, Ken Johnson


-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
It's a basic rule of the universe,     || 80 South Bridge                       and if you don't like it,              || Edinburgh,  Scotland   EH1 1HN
go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
From: scotts@math.orst.edu (Scott Settlemier)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Leary, Manson, Kleps and other questions...
Date: 15 Dec 92 00:18:12 GMT
Organization: Oregon State University Math Department
NNTP-Posting-Host: math.orst.edu

In article <tjrdnt8@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>
>In article <1gep30INN54c@tamsun.tamu.edu>, bpb9204@tamsun.tamu.edu writes:
>|Who is Tim Leary?  
>
>Timothy Leary's dead.
>
>---
>C J Silverio	cj@sgi.com	ceej@well.sf.ca.us
>since no one else said it

No, no, no, no, he's outside, looking in.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Addiction
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 18 Dec 92 02:38:43 CST


In article <4fAFdqG00VpH0i=0s1@andrew.cmu.edu>, Court Demas <court+@CMU.EDU> writes:
> 
> I need a new addiction.  Any ideas?
> 
> -lingus

How about rec.humor.funny?

Or maybe Teach Yourself Gaelic.

Or maybe you'd like to learn kanji so you can read all those fj.* groups.
I hear there's some funny stuff over there.

jkc (This is your brain on Urdu. Any questions?)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: ssc( was Re: Haiku)
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: sizeof(float) = 8
Date: 17 Dec 92 13:53:21 CST


In article <1992Dec17.180322.25437@ncar.ucar.edu>, ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
> England's Prince Andrew
> Returned to old flame, Ms. Stark:
> Bye Fergie, haiku.

I always sing haiku to myself, to the tune of "Moonlight in Vermont".
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Playtesting
Date: 12 Dec 1992 20:15:39 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1992Dec11.043852.28195@sol.UVic.CA> rigler@dao.nrc.ca writes:
>I've just played a game of it against myself.

Why does this not surprise anyone?

				--Blair
				  "And you should learn
				   to count to two."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: In Search Of
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 17 Dec 92 13:20:14 CST


In article <schnitzi.724599051@eola.cs.ucf.edu>, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt) writes:
> 
> 
> >So I was trying to think of the most long-winded sentence in a pop
> >song.  Strings such as the Police'
> 
> >  "I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing, I can't, I can't, I can't
> >  stand losing, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing you"
> 
> >have been proposed, but currently I think that the prize goes to the
> >Buzzcocks'
> 
> >  "Ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love, in love with
> >  someone, ever fallen in love, in love with someone you shouldn't have
> >  fallen in love with, fallen in love with, ever fallen in love with
> >  someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?"
> 
> How about back to the Police:
> 
> Every little thing she does, every little thing she does, every little,
> every little, every little, every little thing she does, every little
> thing she does, every little thing she does, things she does is magic,
> every little thing, every little thing, every little thing she do is 
> magic magic magic, magic magic magic.

"king of pain, I'll always be king of pain, I'll always be king of pain,
I'll AAALWAYS be king of pain, I'll always be king of pain..."

"You don't have to put on the red light, put on the red light, put on the
red light, you don't have to put on the red light...

(and in the background, "Roxanne, Roxanne, Roxanne, Roxanne...")

Case closed.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Smart drugs
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 02:55:22 GMT

From the Well smart drugs conference:

    What does seem pretty obvious is that brain chemistry and brain research
 is on the verge of yielding some remarkable fruit, but it will not become OK
 with the mainstream until it is patentable, and the $230 million or so of
 development costs can be recouped. That would mean a product would have to
 offer about 1 billion in sales over its "exclusive" lifetime to be worth
 messing with. Reason would indicate that whatever does make it through FDA
 grade legit channels would have to be DAMN good to move that kind of weight.
 This technology will hit us about the same time ISDN systems, desktop
 supercomputers, conjugated wave organ massagers, enzyme trickle organoids,
 convincing, sexy hairpieces for men, erbium laser fiber optic amplifiers,
 toe fungus killer that actually works, bioluminescent foods that your kids
 can be persuaded to eat, pet engineering, nutrino potatoes, jock straps that
 can recite the entire works of Shakespeare, cosmetic third eye implants, hot
 tubs filled with nanomachine saturated KY jelly activated by pulsed magnetic
 fields, and bogers that turn into Abraham Lincoln when immersed in Gatorade.

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: Beware bowling a perfect game...
Keywords: It could be fatal...
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 13:51:39 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.071659.22981@news.nd.edu> rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca) writes:
>In article <1992Dec16.215352.19972@clipper.ingr.com> kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:
>>     So beware keglers, as these things usually happen in threes.

So be prepared:
Do your exercises.

-T

Richard Simmons never had this much fun

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: johna@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (John J. Allison)
Subject: ssc
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 01:19:28 GMT

I think that alt.good.news is the most
hilarious newsfroup in existence.

It is in my .newsrc before t.b

That way I can get a good laugh before being
perplexed by the bizarre.
-- 
, jja
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Needed: Tacky X-mas gift ideas for my Boss
Date: 16 Dec 92 02:59:46 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Get him a dreidel.



No, that's it.  Get him a dreidel.


sol  |  "I hope the door bangs your ass on the way out"
--
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Wow")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Tall SWM seeks tall Girls
Date: 14 Dec 92 19:31:49 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: gooley@netcom.com's message of 14 Dec 92 14:52:37 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.145237.3020@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>   Mark., considers himself short at 6'1"

That's because you're only 5'9" when you stoop.

If you wanted to put a picture of yourself in your sig you could change
your name from `Mark.' to `Mark?'.

--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.mts
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Short shameful writer's block
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 10:54:25 GMT

In article <Bz8w3F.4wn@world.std.com> sandro@world.std.com (Sandro D Wallach) writes:
>kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>>No, no.  It's because object-oriented programming is like having a
>>bathtub filled with water, and the water has all these Objects floating
>>in it, but none of the objects can communicate directly with the other
>>objects because there are cardboard dividers also floating in the water
>>between them, so each object can use a telephone to send a signal to a
>>filing cabinet which opens one of its drawers and releases various
>>[legal] chemicals into the water...
>
>Do y'all think this notion will die with Kibo?  We were trying to
>learn OOP together, but I kept trying to bring in other programming
>paradigms, so this is what he came up with.  

Actually, no, Todd proposed the objects-in-a-goldfish-bowl paradigm.
Somehow the group mutated it into the objects-in-a-bathtub.  *I* didn't
have anything to do with that--all I did was design the logo involving
the "2.0" floating in the bathtub.

>I'm *still* embarassed, 5
>years later.  (But I did save his truly-ugly 11x14 bathtub drawing.)

Yes, but you must admit, the lettering was really rad.

>(Oh, and just in case, that line about Kibo dying was a question, not
>a threat or a promise.)

I promise I'll die someday.  Do you?

>>(Hi Sandro!  Hi Todd!)
>
>Good Morning, Mr. Parry.

Good morning, Sandro, and nice to see you posting to alt.religion.kibology!

						-- K.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: wheee, I'm flying
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:43:31 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <gerald.724760656@manning> gerald@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>I managed to steal the armrest out from under him. Take that,
>you dirty rat. My arm ain't leaving this thing until we get to Edmonton.

O Canada.

				--Blair
				  "We stand on guard for thee,
				   and we got guns, so don't
				   show thy face, hoser."
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Wow")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Context in search of a quote
Date: 14 Dec 92 07:48:35 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu's message of 10 Dec 92 18:24:02 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.182402.93123@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:
>   Oh, and I like Bloom County AND Monty Python!!

So?  I like buggering stray poodles with a logic probe.  That doesn't
mean I have to prate about it in endless detail and recount my poodle
adventures over and over in talk.bizarre.

Hmm.

On the other hand, you know?  Maybe not such a bad idea.

--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's flames
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 21:41:22 GMT

In <1992Dec14.214646.2822@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
> yadda yadda yadda whine whine whine

*plonk* *plonk* *plonk*

>I do not intend to try to please or impress you.

I can assure you that you are in NO DANGER WHATSOEVER of doing that.
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Picasso-puss)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Stemflow
Distribution: world
Date: 17 Dec 92 17:43:53 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

I stand under my canopy, my protector, my umbrella.
My roots, my boots are dampened not from my canopy
but from water dripping down the length of my body.

Annie
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No, I don't sleep with the ring on

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

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