From: maverick@camelot.bradley.edu (Darin Petersen)
Subject: compiled quotes
Organization: Bradley University
Distribution: rec
Date: 27 Jan 93 17:09:04 GMT

I stopped receiving new quotes, so I'll post all that I got.  I received a
duplicate of a few of them and just used the first copy that came in, so
don't be offended is one of yours isn't there.


 
Instrument pilots like it on top

Marry me and fly for free (seen on an airline employee's t-shirt)

Airline pilots make better lovers because:
    -They go higher
    -They go faster
    -and they keep it up longer

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From: amo@mvuxd.att.com

I fly a balloon.  My bumper sticker says : Propane and Champagne:
Breakfast of Balloonists
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From: eandersn@mach2.wlu.ca (Niels Ejvind Andersen)

It's better to be down here wishing you were up there, than to be up there
wishing you were down here.

If you have an engine failure at night, aim for dark terrain, and when
you are about 500' AGL, turn on your landing light.  If you don't like what
you see, turn the light back off.

God does not subtract from your life the hours spent flying!

Fly high, fly fast, and when in doubt, don't!

I have down PAT, and I'm APT to go up.  (PAT = Power, Attitude, Trim and
APT = Attitude, Power, Trim).

the three most useless things to a pilot are the fuel in the
truck, the runway behind, and the altitude above.
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From: Bruce Campbell <bnc@hpgsybc.cup.hp.com>

I once saw someone wearing a tee-shirt that said:

      WILL FLY
      FOR FOOD
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From: braner@trantor.emba.uvm.edu (Moshe Braner)

Soaring pilots keep it up longer.

Soaring pilots have no visible means of support.

My other car is an airplane.  (I need one of these stickers for my jalopy!)
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From: jcmorris@mwunix.mitre.org (Joe Morris)

I've seen this one on a car, but not (yet) in any store:

Instrument Pilots Do It in the Clouds
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From: rotto@netcom.com (Ralph Otto)

This is one I always use when I get the "If man was meant to fly..."

  "If man WAS meant to fly, he'd been given the ingenuity and desire to
   do so!"  -- me

This I saw in a van this morning on my way to the airport....
(in one of those "baby on board" yellow diamonds)

  "Sorry honey, not tonight I have to fly!"
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From: prang@plato.ds.boeing.com (Ron Wanttaja)

"Caution:  Driver Watches Airplanes" (Accompanied by a cartoon of a man
driving with his head out the window, looking up)
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From: john@n7kbt.rain.com (John Opalko)

Glider pilots need help getting it up.

Glider pilots keep it up longer.

Get high and stay high!

Helicopters don't fly; they beat the air into submission.

Controllers tell pilots where to go.

Aerobatic pilots do it inverted.

Have you hugged your {insert aircraft manufacturer here} today?

Official Mile-High Club recruitment officer.

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From: Berry Kercheval <kerch@parc.xerox.com>

Life's a Beech, and then you Fly.

Maintaineth Thine Airspeed on Final lest the Ground rise up and Smite Thee. 

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From: Nigel Campbell <nigelc@hpnmc.cup.hp.com>


	"Helicopter Pilots Get It Up Quicker"

Similar to the "Helicopter Pilots do it Vertically" one that I've also seen.


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