From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Graley: The Humaniod Terd. (RE: Poor, Poor, Graley....INDIA?)
Date: 13 Jan 93 00:28:41 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

> You stupid wankers couldn't even beat a mass of defenseless, peaceful, 
> Vietnamese!

Where do you get your information from cuntbag? The Viet Cong were supplied 
by the Soviets! A major world power at the time. Nobody supplied the people
of India anything. All that had was faith in a religion and a little, bald,
sickly, leader named Gahndi! (I can see you shake in fear, just like your
relatives did)
> 
> And in case you have any history books yet in colonial land (HAHAHAHAHA), you
> will find we have been fighting, and winning, wars whenever necissary, and
> many times since india. 

Oh! I stand corrected! Your brave men did pound those big nasty people over
in the netherlands, right? NOT! The complete list of their weaponry was a rock,
a shovel, and a stick of gum. You are just TOO brave! NOT!

>                         We were also kicking shit out of arseholes while
> your little country was still a gleam in the eye of some bunch of sad 
> tossers who couldnt handle a hard mans country pissed off and created the
> USA (United Sad Arseholes). 

Sure you were kicking ass. Only because you had boats while your enimies 
didn't! Nobady could reach you sitting on that piece of shit rock out in the
ocean. If they could they would have kicked the living shit outta your forces.
Your country's winning streak came to an end when our forefathers pounded you
hell and back, USING YOUR EQUIPMENT AND TRAINING! Those "tossers" where better
men than you. We won didn't we? Even after you guy went begging for the French 
and the Native Americans to help you? They both ended up siding with us.     

> |You just proved the basic instinct of every NORMAL human being: When a boat
> |is sinking, you get out as fast as possible.
> 
> sure... IF YOU'RE A LIMPDICK YANK
> 
I see, dumb twats such as you, would rather sit and have tea while the sea
swallowed you up. Ever hear of self-preservation? Then again, If I were you
I would wanna die too.

> |                                             I suppose your Royal British 
>>Navy would wait on board while your little twat 3 speed (slow, slower, and 
>>slow as Fuck!) boat came to the rescue?
> 
> YOU GODDIT WRONG AGAIN!! I CANT BELIEVE HOW STUPID YOU ARE!!
> 
Good flame, original, thought out, NOT!
"STUPID"? You call me stupid when in one of your recent flames you misspelled
the word "Dumb"?!?! 

[Bull shit about British rescue boats being fast deleted]
 
>>At first I assumed that you had at least the Intelligence of a single celled,
>>organizm, I was wrong! Your less than that!
> 
> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
> I just _have_ to laugh! 

Me too. 
> 
[Unreadable material deleted, Graley had a tramatiac flashback on the war with
India at the time]

>>> Result?                                                      
>>>                                                                    
>>> We now have SEVEN FUCKING MILES of DIRTY YANK OIL all over our costline, 
>>> killing birds and fish like there's no tommorrow.                    
>>>                                                                           
>>Ha! Your welcome dickweed. Now there is scum in the North Sea just like the
>>kind of scum found in Britain, your the perfect example. It's a shame NORMAL
>>Britians have to reside in the same country as you.
>>
> 
> IF YOU CAN SPARE YOUR FUCKING OIL SO EASILY, YANK SHIT ARSE NOB-FUCK, HOW COME 
> YOU SPENT $4587623562356 TRYING TO KILL SADDAM HUSSAIN FOR NICKING SOME? AND
> HOW COME YOU FUCKED UP?? YOURE SO CRAP ITS HILARIOUS!!

Even though your math is far off, you do forget that we had to carry your
country's weight. Naturally we had to spend more money than your country has
ever generated.
> 
>>> So YOU BETTA REMEMBER, VIETNAM VET, youre talking to your BETTERS.
>>> 
>>At least our enemies had weapons.
> 
> Err, sticks, I believe
> 
Even sticks, which is untrue, are deadlier than nothing at all.

>> [runs out of ideas and winges about india again]
> 
Whats the matter? Too ashamed of yourself to repost my flames?
> 

[Generic, over-used flame of rhyming with my name deleted so others don't
need to waste time reading the same shit over again]
 
> ~THE GREAT NAME

You wish.

> -- 
>     Don't worry,

I won't.

>      Its like in the comic books...

Your reading level?

>       ITS NOT REAL!

Like the statement about your mom NOT being a 2 cent whore?

JEFF WITTY
a.k.a. SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, US ARMY