From: Warren.Scheltgen@puddle.fidonet.org (Warren Scheltgen)
Newsgroups: k12.chat.senior
Subject: Jumping off bridges naked, and cats... <sigh>
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 04:01:36 PST
Organization: Pacific Systems Group

I guess you can get away with jumping naked off bridges in Australia can't you?  Gee.. the best we get over here is feminists who walk around town with t-shirts that have breasts drawn on them.. <sigh>..  Hmm.. I like to dance around my place in my underwear and listen to R.E.M., that and Supertramp.  I like any sort of dancing that I can dance around like a maniac moving my arms all over the place and not have anyone stare.  I guess people wouldn't stare anyway, since I only dance at my apartment.. but I'
m pretty sure the people across the street glance every now and then.  Did I mention my house has been completely infested with weevils.  It's really gross, they're usually in the microwave.. <demonic grin>.  I've never electrocuted my cat before.. I've tied it to a skateboard and watched it roll around my mom's house.  Oh, I was born 04/29/75.  I don't know what stardate that would be.  
 
I'm glad you were joking about the Full House thing.. I would've had to have flown over to wherever you are and fix your brain or something like that.  I actually wrote an essay for my drama class on why Full House isn't a very good show.. despite all those cute little shots of the kids.. not.  
 
I haven't been to the beach for.. quite some time.. I go swimming at night occasionally, but it's a little cold for that now, I guess <big dumb frown>.
 
Nirvana, eh?  Hmm... when did you first buy their tape?? (this is called the "jumping on the bandwagon test.")  My brother lives about 2 blocks from Nirvana's "headquarters" in Seattle.  
 
I still like my cat, even though he tried to run me down in a Buick.  I'm sure he was just trying to freak me out.. my cat likes to do that... often.  I worry about him sometimes.. being all-powerful, all-knowing, all-cool.  His name was Smokey, but his friends just call him Q now.  Obviously Smokey wasn't good enough for him.. sorry, I'm just really bitter about this whole ordeal.. 
 
I also like mixing explosives.. why just the other day, I almost burned down my mothers house.. well.. not quite, I was able to use the spray nozzel in the sink to put out the curtains, and the pot wasn't completely burned to hell.  Also, I like sugar, plain white sugar.. makes me somewhat hyper, also lack of sleep makes me hyper, well.. not really.. makes me act.. strange, yeah.. that's the ticket.  I got this really cool idea in the Humor Echo for a t-shirt "Jeffery Dahmer ate my friends and all I got wa
s this lousy t-shirt".. I'm going to see what my teachers will say.. (I go to a somewhat catholic school, although I pride myself I worshipping the Bow Tie).  I think I forgot to mention that I own a sacred Bow Tie, who is... God, yeah.. this Bow Tie talks to me.. and apparently I own God now.. I bought him at a store in Seattle for $15.. little did I know that I would become the head of a religion at the mere age of 17.  Something for the history books I guess.  It's a paisley Bow Tie, which of course mak
es all the difference.  Anyhow, I'm getting tired, and I'm really pissed off because the sysop of this board got rid of the Star Trek:TNG echo.. I'm going to leave him a really nasty message later.. <growl>.. Later WMS, 2nd of 2.
 
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