HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Jeff@news.duke.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: 21 SWM iso mail
Keywords: esoteric procrastination
Date: 17 Nov 92 05:09:34 GMT
Followup-To: jafarr@acpub.duke.edu
Organization: AIESEC!!!

Oh, about the above post, there is only one of me (not 21), and I'm heterosexual.
Hopefully this will save some people some trouble.

Any questions?

Jeff
Deja vu in '92
Threepeat on Bourbon Street
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth)
Subject: Re: Wiccan BF in search of mail
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 01:15:36 GMT


well, if you think about it, after the sex and marijuana, she might
get hungry and crave cherry pie.
                                               loo
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: 24-hour notice: anonymus@godiva going down
Date: 17 Nov 92 06:44:47 GMT
Organization: Something close to nothing, but different than the day before

berk@techsys.mcws.fidonet.org (Berk Walker) writes:
>> 
>> Translation:
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Remember this bit...it's important.

>>I have a theory that alt.personals readers are all imbeciles or have spent the
>>vast majority of their lives in caves, so I am going to forge a message making
>>wild accusations against Karl and see how many people bite. Back of it all is
>>the fact that I am pissed because I was dumb enough to get caught, and I got
>>my peepee slapped.
>>
>> Tyger
>> Former satified user of Godiva ACS
>It was too good to be true.  How did *you* get "caught"?

Um...er...I wasn't talking about myself...I was translating the forgery into
a more succinct and easily understandable form...I guess I failed. I went 
through Godiva to correspond with other Godiva users. When I post, it is always
from my account at Netcom.

>Berk Walker                           berk@techsys.mcws.fidonet.org

Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Election 92
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 15:48:34 GMT

>>>>>This is in response to Fuzzy at Sage about if Catherine new those 6 easy 
>>>>>questions I know the answers to them, but on a higher level of observation I
>>>>>noticed that they all are either jackasses or groups of jackasses. Anyone 
>>>>>else come to this conclusion???
>>>>Oooooohhhhhhh.....what an attempt at flaming.....better go get some
>>>>water...
>>> Betcha he can at least spell Arkansas...*snicker*
>>Oooooooohhh.......sorry.....looks like I am never gonna hear the
>>end of this one....along with some other things I never hear the end
>>of....hehe....
>Poor Catherine...whatever shall she do? Wherever shall she go? 

-Tygerboink (why not?)
-Jamaica (hey mon, low stress levels, eh?)
-Eastern Europe (where better to get lost?)
-Home to bed


-bacon
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: dfain@ruacad.ac.runet.edu (Diana Fain)
Subject: GWF ISO (F)e-mail
Organization: Radford University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 14:04:23 GMT






Hi!
	I am looking for lesbians to correspond with.  I am from
	the Southwest Virginia area.  Collect Wonder Woman Comic Books
	and love to go hikeing.  If you think we might have something
	in common to talk about drop me a line at:
	dfain@ruacad.ac.runet.edu

	Diana
From: v069qryr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Aaron T. Breen)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: UNIQUE SINGLE GAL
Date: 18 Nov 92 05:32:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Nov17.164844.8781@iscsvax.uni.edu>, thatcher3822@iscsvax.uni.edu writes...
> 
> 
> 
> 
   ^
   |- Yea, in a matter of speaking, I'd say that was unique too!!!!

+------------------------------+---------------------------------------------+
|     Aaron Trevor Breen       | "I took the money, I spiked your drink,     |
|       "The  Dazzler"         |  You miss too much these days if you stop   |
|------------------------------+  to think.                                  |
|V069QRYR@UBVMS.CC.BUFFALO.EDU |  You led me on with those innocent eyes,    |
+------------------------------+  And you know I love the element of         |
                               |  surprise.                                  |
                               |  And in the garden I was playing the tart,  |
                               |  I kissed your lips and broke your heart.   |
                               |  You, you were acting like it was the end   |
                               |  of the world."                             |
                               |         "Until The End Of The World"- U2    |
                               +---------------------------------------------+
Organization: The American University - University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 05:47:27 EST
From: Naz Reyes <NAZ@auvm.american.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I Love PEZ, how about you?

Wait...you mean to tell me that PEZ still exist?
Do stores still carry this candy or you found
yours in the Smithsonian? :)

just curious,
-Naz
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.3296@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SAM in Australia looking for S*F
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.3296@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 16:08:34 GMT
X-Iso: SF



Life has eventually changed!  I have finished studies and well settled
in life with a job as a faculty in a univ. and a house to live in.
So far I was quite preoccupied with shaping up career and thus could not
get into any serious relationship. I feel now I am prepared.

I am a single Asian male, in early thirties, 170 cms, 65 Kgs, Ph.D. in
Computer Science. I am looking for a S*F for friendship leading to 
a serious relationship and then possibly committments. 

I live in Australia. I am a person who likes travelling, partying,
romantic outings (candel light dinners, walks on the beach under moonlight.
etc.).  I am a bit introvert but quite  talkative with a good sense of 
humour, have a straight forward, assertive personality and like challenges.  
I am a nonsmoker, drugfree and don't mind a drink on a social occasion.

I would like to hear from  S*F in age group (approx.) 22-30. 
She should have an open and bubbly personality, like to socialize, have
her own opinion about matters of life, like sports and travelling, be 
attractive, fit and trim, well groomed and kind hearted. 

If you think that you can like this man, drop a line.

ap.3296@cupid.sai.com

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Organization: Johannes Kepler University Linz - Computing Center
Date: Thursday, 19 Nov 1992 10:30:48 CET
From: <K3025E9@ALIJKU11.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: where are the austrian girls?

Austrian student (tech. physics in LINZ) is looking for uncomplicated girls
that just want to have fun. write to the above address for more informations.
My Name: Toni
Size: 185cm
Whight: Not too much
Aim: sex and fun
BACK TO THE SIXTIES|
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I Love PEZ, how about you? - What the heck are they?
From: zoltar@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms)
Date: 23 Nov 92 18:16:52 PST
Distribution: world
Organization: Give to the IBAQT2 Email Fund...:)

In article <1992Nov19.192448.1341@emr1.emr.ca> giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Mark Giovannetti) writes:

>Lessee now, how to start? PEZ. That's it, yeah.

>I love PEZ and would be eternally grateful to swap PEZ stories
>with anyone in the world who shares this peculiar fetish.

(lots of PEZ stuff deleted.. Hmm sugar rush???) :)

So what you are trying to say, is that you love PEZ?? :)

What the heck are they??? Some sort of a Aphrodisiac? (sp?)

Yours Questionly,
A PEZ Virgin...


-- 
Zoltar@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz  - Radio/Television Broadcasting -
Quote: `If I was any nicer, I'd be moving in with your grandma' - Self
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.2908@cupid.sai.com
Subject: GWM visitor to Oz
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.2908@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 16:32:46 GMT
X-Iso: GM

 
Hi.
 
I'm a 26 year old American guy who's going to be visiting Australia in
December.  I'd like to meet other gay people (or straights--I don't
discriminate) in Melbourne, Darwin and Sydney.  I'll be in Melbourne over
the weekend of Dec 5-6, then in Darwin later that week, and Sydney the
following weekend and early week (12th through 15th).
 
I know that's not a lot of time in any one place, but it's a work-trip.
If any of you locals have suggestions about what I should try to see/do in
each of these places, I'd appreciate your input.  I have some travel books,
but there's only so much you can get from those.  Thanks in advance for
any information you can provide.
 
Chris in Colorado


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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: brady@castor (Mr. Protractor Beard)
Subject: Re: <None>
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 16:42:08 GMT

thatcher3822@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
: UNIQUE SINGLE GAL. I'M BLONDE, BLUE-EYED. POLI-SCI MAJOR AT THE UNIVERSITY OF
: NORTHERN IOW, HERE IN CEDAR FALLS. APPARENTLY POLITICALLY MINDED[LIBERAL]. I'M
: LOOKING FOR MY JACK KENNEDY, ARE YOU OUT THERE? OR JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE NICE
: AND LIKE TO TALK. PLEASE DROP ME A LINE.

Hi!  My name is Dan Quayle.  I'm no Jack Kennedy, but I'm a close second.

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From: rakesh@svcdudes.com (Rakesh Chabra)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SWF ISO S*M  (Response enclosed)
Date: 17 Nov 92 21:51:37 GMT
Reply-To: rakesh@svcdudes.com
Organization: Software Ventures, Inc.

In article <1992Nov14.133702.18571@lemuria.sai.com> ap.6182@cupid.sai.com  
writes:
> If you are interested in starting an e-mail relationship to begin with, 
> just drop me a line.  ALL letters will be answered promptly.

Cynthia,

Seems that the Anonymous Contact Service is being shut down.  I wanted to  
make sure this gets to you, so I really hope it does...  Sorry to all of  
those that took the time to open this...  This is what I wrote that was  
returned to me by the system:

Cynthia,

I can tell from your note that we have a lot in common.  I am very  
interested in hearing more about your likes and dislikes.  I, too, 
cannot stand being in the same room with smokers - not only for my
contact lenses, but for my lungs, too...  I do not like taking aspirin  
when I have a headache, but will if I am told to do so by a doctor (for  
the uncontrollable things).

Intelligent conversation is the one thing that really turns me on - almost  
as much as music - more about that later...  I have been searching for  
someone that I can learn from and grow with.  Communication is the best  
way to really understand a person and I guess that's why I love music so  
much - it's such a wonderful way to communicate.  


I guess I should tell you a little about me - I, too, am 30, I work as a  
QA Specialist/Project Manager for a software company in Berkeley - we work  
on the Mac, the NeXT and under Windows. I should stress that I am single -  
I get the impression there is something very significant behind the  
stressing of the single status!!  Do tell!!  ;-)

I look forward to hearing from you and continuing the sharing...  Take  
good care,

Rakesh
rakesh@svcdudes.com
From: cid@cco.caltech.edu (cid)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I    In search of SF in LA area
Date: 23 Nov 1992 10:37:04 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: punisher.caltech.edu

In article <1992Nov22.154157.25909@lemuria.sai.com> ap.293@cupid.sai.com writes:

>I am a 19 year old sophomore college student looking for a SF in the 
>LA area to have lots o' fun with.......I am 6'3", 200 pounds, with blue
>eyes and brown hair.

	You are kidding, right?

	What has world come to ? Southern Californians posting ads on 
	the nets rather than going to the beaches! 

	Carol
	SWF Los Angeles

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sa114984@longs.lance.colostate.edu (Steven Arnold)
Subject: Re: Election '92
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 06:25:58 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <9NOV199201061544@ducvax.auburn.edu>, cpearson@ducvax.auburn.edu (MISTYEYES) writes:
|> In article <Bx9Kxq.AKy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, fuzzy@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Fuzzy) writes...
|> >In article <Bx8yzn.8qy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry) writes:
|> >>> >GO, CLINTON, GO!!!!!
|> >>> on the bandwagon....do you even know what he stands for, or are you just
|> > 
|> >(catherin's mindless babble deleted)
|> > 
|> >i'll restate my question, since you avoided answering...do you even know
|> >what clinton stands for, or proposes? or even these easy questions?
|> >1) who is clinton's wife?
|> >2) his running mate?
|> >3) what is his home state?
|> >4) his running mate's home state?
|> >5) their party affiliation?
|> >6) their party's mascot? 
|> > 
|> 
|> *HINT HINT*  flaming her for her political opinion does
|> not belong in a personals group IMHO .

	Agreed!  Personals only, please (except, of course, for us net.cops).  If
you have a problem with an author, why not let that author ignore you in the
privacy of his or her own home?

Steve
From: zoltar@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,Alt.Personals.misc
Subject: What do women look for in a Guy?
Date: 21 Nov 92 14:57:36 PST
Distribution: world
Organization: Give to the IBAQT2 Email Fund...:)

Hello, I was just lurking around, so I thought I'd post an original
posting for once..

My question is, why do women look for in a Guy?

Looks??  Money??? Sense of Humour?? or just personality?? It's a bit
confusing for us guys these days to know what to expect, even harder
when we have to make the first step. It seems that the step of the asking
out has been brought onto the guys shoulders to do, but I myself, wouldn't
mind at all if the gilr asked me! 

There's been a lot of talk on here lately of gentlemen and such stuff,
but how do you ladies class a Gentleman?? Kindness?? Personality?? Manners?
There are a lot of guys out there who are feeling lost in this subject
of love (including myself) and wehn it comes to knowing whats what,
it's very confusing.. 

Come on Ladies, tell me your thoughts on this subject (and guys too, if
you have thoughts on the same subject or experiences..)

Grant
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                   ** Julie says I'm Cute! **

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: arachnid@next03wor.wam.umd.edu ()
Subject: Re: Help me please!
Reply-To: rec.arts.comics
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 23:14:10 GMT


> It's a week later and she's still sitting
> there on my bed - cold , smelling of mushrooms and tomato sauce.
                                       ^^^^^^^^^
> Admittedly, I find the idea of having sex with a pizza a little
> hard to handle, and I find myself missing her human form.
> The old saying " Be careful of the things you wish for, you just
> might get them" rings all too true for me. It's almost enough
> to make me go back to Confession. What should I do?

Any woman who, when she turns into a pizza, has fungus on her wasn't worth it  
anyway.

--
Spoooooooon!  So Sayeth the Tick.
And now The City is protected by a man-eating cow.

A public service message from the Arachnid (a.k.a. the Aardvark)
                 arachnid@wam.umd.edu
From: cvafy006@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Tried to reply, but your posting has a lock (and I have no key!)
Date: 23 Nov 92 05:54:24 GMT
Organization: California State Polytechnic University, Pomona
Nntp-Posting-User: cvafy006

In article <1992Nov16.185742.2359@gacvx2.gac.edu>, dwade@chipotle.gac.edu (Demetria A Wade) writes:
> Howdy everybody.  I am a 19 yr old college student who loves to get mail.   
> Unfortunately, I don't receive much, but since I am now becoming addicted  
> to the vax and e-mail, I thought I would put out another ad.
> 
> If you have time and feel froggy, respond.
> 
> By the way, I'm 5 foot nothing and I've brown hair and brown eyes if that  
> matters.  I enjoy traveling, horses, long walks, deep talks and good  
> friends.  I promise to respond to anyone who writes...
> 
> Thanks, Demi.

	And I did try to mail you.  Being a 19 year old computer engineer
myself, I figured I could respond and maybe give tips and get tips on computer
engineering.  But, any attempts to mail you result in an error that says
"Unable to write to shareable image...".   So you are stuck with me posting.
Oh, well!
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews)
Subject: Re: Election 92
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 00:39:15 GMT

sussman@cs.cornell.edu (Stephen H. Sussman) writes:
>gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews) writes:
>>sussman@cs.cornell.edu (Stephen H. Sussman) writes:
>>>gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews) writes:
>>>>
>>>>We've been trying to help you with your spelling and grammar, but you
>>>>haven't been paying attention in class...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> |  Greg Andrews   |       UUCP: {amdahl,claris}!netcom!gerg        |
>>>> |                 |   Internet: gerg@netcom.COM                    |
>>>
>>>This coming from a guy who misspells his own name in his e-mail address.
>>>
>>
>>Yes, Virginia, Netcom allows account holders to choose their own account
>>names.  Sorry you were stuck with such a boring one yourself...
>>
>
  [sarcasm deleted]
>
>Sheesh.  No sense of humor around here.  It was a joke.
>

Then I apologize.  I didn't realize it was a joke.

Remember that this whole thread has been filled with flames, so responses
to any of the people involved will probably make them react defensively.
Also, your message had a vaguely sarcastic tone and lacked any smileys.
To top it off, you e-mailed my SO, calling your response 'a little flame'.

So how was I to know it was a joke and not a flame?


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From: vetrima@yang.earlham.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: re 19 yr old Female College Student
Date: 17 Nov 92 04:32:11 GMT
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana

Hello,My name is Matthew Vetrini,but most of my friends call me Enzo.
I picked up the nick name after a friend of mine and I saw the movie
"The Big Blue" . Well,anyway I go to Earlham college in Richmond,Indiana.
The only reason that I came here was for their very good Japanese Studies
program. I'm also finding out real quick that picking a place for just one 
think wa a real big mistake. By the way I'm 19. I have brown eyes and long
(about down to my shoulders) wavy hair. I'm also about 5'7". Sorry to be 
writing in short choppy sentences. As for things I like I love any thing
having to deal with Japan. As for things out side Japanese studies I like 
most music except for New Age or Country. I love watching movies,sometimes 
I'll spend the whole day just watching movies. But,on the flip side I LIKE 
TO  rock climb and camp>>>   j
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
From: M0LI <M0LI@UNB.CA>
Subject: <none>
Organization: The University of New Brunswick
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 20:04:35 GMT

Wouls someone please make fun of me.  My name is Jamie K.  I am a virgin
and I go to the university of New Brunswick.
I still live in residence and cannot find a girl who will have sex with
me.

      Can anyone help?





Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
From: shulick@yankton.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Subject: Re: SAM HULICK HAS A SMALL PENIS!
Organization: Vallen Software
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 16:00:20 GMT

In article <.4@cogs.nstn.ns.ca>, @cogs.nstn.ns.ca says most sayishly:
>HI SAM,
>	HOW ARE YOU DOING? JUST THOUGHT I'D SAY HI...
>HI!
>
>		STUPID AND LOWLY AS ALWAYS, LAME RICK
>
>P.S. TO ALL OF THE HOT LOOKING CHILDREN OUT THERE, HAVE A NICE AND SATISFYING 
>DAY...

Hmm.  My, Rick, you've changed.

-- 
Sam Hulick          | "You can't discover new oceans unless you have the
shulick@indiana.edu | courage to lose sight of the shore."  --Anon.
(NeXTmail welcome)  |
Xref: sparky alt.personals.ads:2975 alt.personals.poly:334 alt.personals:22563
From: waltervj@coos.dartmouth.edu (Walter V. Jeffries)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.poly,alt.personals
Subject: TO: mm alias ap.6522  Let's Reconnect!
Date: 19 Nov 92 01:28:07 GMT
Distribution: USA
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH


mm-
  We lost contact when The ACS operating from anonymus@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
was dismantl{d.  Let's reconnect.  Please write us at this address and
be sure to identify yourself...
-W&H
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
From: rthoff@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Rude -THE- Dude)
Subject: Re: Testing
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 05:45:45 GMT

In article <BxL0JB.Ft4.2@cs.cmu.edu>, anonymus+3349@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:
>
>Sorry, just testing.

Testing for what ? A.I.D.S? Syphillis?, Gonnorreah?, Thrush (did you
know that thrush is just like pubic lice only they can fly?), 
Atrophied brain? DON'T PANIC you can not catch any of these diseases
from your computer unless you have sex with it and if you do
I'd release a pornographic photo book and call it sox then dye your
hair blond and prance around the stage with very little on.
Sorry i don't like madonna. 
P.S. if you are madonna i don't hate you and please write back!!!

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Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: SWF wanting someone to write to
From: agreen2@ancho.gac.edu (Alison M Green)
Date: 18 Nov 92 17:38:26 -0600
Distribution: alt personal ads
Keywords: SWF wanting someone to write to

Hola! 
My name is Alyson and I'm a first year student at Gustavus Adolphus  
college in St. Peter, MN. 
I LOVE animals and one day (hopefully soon) I'll be going to vet school.
I also like art, swimming, and soccer.  I listen to just about any kind of  
music, my favorite is Led Zeppelin and I listen to alot of Broadway(Les  
Miserables and Phantom).  
I'd like to hear from you, and I'll write back to anyone who writes. 
			             -Aly