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From: lerczak@acsu.buffalo.edu (Horse)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: J.L.B.'s .sig (was Re: Doesn't anyone like ...)
Date: 16 Dec 92 13:22:13 GMT
Organization: No Quarter

ljarvie@nyx.cs.du.edu (Lee Jarvie) writes:

[stuff about the net.asshole deleted.]

>Even the sentence structure is wrong (ie 2 spaces after a period). 

interesting that you should mention that, i have always thought that two
spaces were required also, and once was in the habit of using them. but then,
i started to use framemaker and for some reason the spell checker would puke
at every double space. it was quite annoying. for a while i thought maybe i
might have been wrong. any definitive answers out there?

>Lee

ObPers. - any ladies out there interested in a threesome with me and my gf?

Horse
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From: shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Subject: Re: College students please exit stage left.
Organization: Vallen Software
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 00:45:45 GMT

In article <1992Dec19.000542.1938@novell.com>, mcollins@db (Marty Collins) says most sayishly:
>WIll you all please just exit stage left.

Who died and made you net-king?  Fuck you.  Most of the USEnet is
composed of college students.  Plus, it sounds like you're generalizing
that all college students like to get on groups like this and act stupid
(hi milt) and flame 24 hours a day (hi jess).  Well, stupid
generalization.

>   Marty Collins	       				U2 
>   Product Support                                      Tryin to throw your
>   NOVELL, INC.  San Jose, CA.				arms around the world.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
I knew the "successful businessman" type would try to take over USEnet!
:)

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From: djw@wang.com (David Weinstein)
Subject: Re: masturbation a bad idea?
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Distribution: alt
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:04:24 GMT

"headly westerfield" <headly.westerfield@canrem.com> writes:

>To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz

>Just wanted to let you know I really enjoy reading your witty
>retorts.  Without exception they always make me laugh.  Keep up the
>good work.  You have at least one fan out here.

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Make that TWO!!! :)



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From: mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat)
Subject: Re: College students please exit stage left.
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 02:58:48 GMT


If you don't want to read posts by the college kids, then start a newsgroup
for people who are older and out of college.  Something like alt.personals.30+.
Until then, stop your bitching, and use your killfile.

KittyKat
From: gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Where are the nice girls?
Date: 19 Dec 92 17:13:56 GMT
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)

mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank) writes:
>
>Does anyone know where are all the nice girls? I do know
>that they are no nice girls in Wisconsin, or is it that nice girls
>are just a tale?
>--
>Matthew Zank * Eau Claire, Wisconsin
>

This sounds awfully familiar.  Didn't you post the same question here
only 2 or 3 weeks ago?

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From: info@ccsvax.sfasu.edu (SFASU Anonymous account)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: SM seeks SFemale penpal (just friendship)
Date: 14 Dec 92 16:38:46 CST
Reply-To: an2833@anon.penet.fi
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

I am seeking a Female penpal.  I am a 22 year old male university student from
Texas.  I am majoring in education.  I am not seeking a romantic relationship,
just an e-mail friendship (so no preasure).  Write and tell me a little about
yourself.
From: ez018196@hamlet.ucdavis.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: GWM phone action: raunch, shit, enemas, uniforms...
Date: 8 Dec 92 22:00:18 GMT

Oh, he was serious???
Sorry.
That WAS the best laugh I've had all day, though.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

                                       Mo
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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: College students please exit stage left.
Summary: Think long and hard
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 92 01:49:36 GMT

In article <BzHE49.Jsv@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>In article <1992Dec19.000542.1938@novell.com>, mcollins@db (Marty Collins) says most sayishly:
>>WIll you all please just exit stage left.
>
>Who died and made you net-king?  Fuck you.  Most of the USEnet is
>composed of college students.  Plus, it sounds like you're generalizing
>that all college students like to get on groups like this and act stupid
>(hi milt) and flame 24 hours a day (hi jess).  Well, stupid
>generalization.
>
Grin. I must agree with Marty here, though god knows why i do it.
Sigh. But i did want to inform Marty that *he* may not call me jess
jessica or anything *but* Goddess, and if Marty objects to me calling
him Marty then i will call him anal bear the butt pirate or whatever
he wishes. Thank you very much. I would have said that cute little
"fuck you very much" thingy, but we can't have all you guys jerking
off simultaneously, who would cassie and i have to flame? Grin and
bear it, it builds *character*!!!
From: merenda@romulus.rutgers.edu (Kill Bon Jovi)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Tatoo: What do you think ?
Summary: tweety bird!
Date: 16 Dec 92 08:49:46 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1g3q1eINNos9@golem.wcc.govt.nz>, parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
> In article <1992Dec8.140257.377@uoft02.utoledo.edu>, stx2044@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:
> 
[stuff deleted]

> 
> A counter-question:
> 
> What do men think of women with tattoos?
> I've often thought of getting one, but keep wimping out.
> 

the BEST tattoo that i ever say on a woman was on someone that shaved
her pubic hair. she had a tattoo of tweety bird pushing a lawnmower.
it was great! 
take care-
-frank-
-the weekend budda-
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From: petitc@vccsouth04.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: Query: Are there really women in Net-land?
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 01:45:50 GMT

an388@anon.penet.fi writes:

>As for correspondence, generally I get a letter with all of my
>last letter quoted and some short two line excuse at the end, and
>never anything else is heard.  The nicest woman I met via the net
>wasn't comfortable with the long distance and wanted to
>concentrate on possibilities closer to home.  She told me that
>straight out, and I respect her for it.  I didn't like it, but I
>respect her wishes.  Too bad more people can't be as honest!

 Boy is that ever so true.  From what I've seen (which may not be, and I
daresay, IS not typical), very few of the single women on the net really want
to meet someone for anything romantic.  If they want someone, all they have to
do is talk to a good-looking guy in the computer lab (there are some good ones
and bad ones).  It's not surprising---to paraphrase a cliche...

"A dude sitting next to you is worth ten net.dudes."  (Or more---depends on
your rate of exchange, thank you :&) ).

 Honesty is something people all want, until something unpleasant has to be
said.


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From: sa114984@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Steven Arnold)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Wisconsin---why not?
Date: 11 Dec 92 20:49:22 GMT
Organization: Colorado State U. Engineering College

In article <1992Dec9.093929.2766@gacvx2.gac.edu>, mbeadle@gacvx2.gac.edu writes:
|> 
|> 
|> What's up with the Wisconsin bashing?
|> It's not that bad of a place.  Look at it this way, we have good looking female
|> plenty of food (cows corn potatos cheese), good beverages(milk Beer,Point is 
|> where I'm from and what I drink), the people are mostly friendly, and the
|> weather isn't to bad.
|> 
|> Now what the hell is wrong with that?

	Sounds good to me, Mike.....  I mean, how can anybody really have a
serious problem with cows, corn, potatoes, cheese, milk, beer, good weather and
friendly people?  Those who do probably have too much free time....

Steve
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From: redman@selway.umt.edu (Punya J C M Poesthe'umouruss-Sujjestchun)
Subject: Re: Alert!!!RAH135@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
Summary: Appendige.
Keywords: be wary all ye who enter there
Organization: University of Montana
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 19:49:38 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.055411.1633@selway.umt.edu> redman@selway.umt.edu (Punya J C M Poesthe'umouruss-Sujjestchun) writes:
>
[ stuff that I wrote here deleted because you really don't have to read my 
gramatical and spelling errors twice ]

>
********************************************************************************
>{ this hacks work deleted also although any comments can be sent to me
and will be forwarded to him.  He don't appreciate technology }
*******************************************************************************
>
Shit happens when you feed the cynic.  
Since I did get a nice response or two this person has to come along and
put doubts in my frazzled brain about the verascity of some very nice people's
responses.  Not usually this short tempered.

What I was trying to say mr. ms. mrs. RAH?  was that after what happen in 
earlier posts your credit was no longer good at this here store.  Now if the 
alleged boyfriend (although I find it hard to believe that the boyfriends balls
aren't on a neclace) had his own account on the net then maybe you could 
offer it as a sort of sacrificial lamb then.....?

	Just an idear.

By the way all bets are off!

"bow down before the one you serve,
 you're going to get what you deserve."
						NiN
						"head like a hole"

"This is the time,
 This is the place,
 Get inside your tank....
 You're in the game,
 You're in the race,
 Get inside your tank....
 Mow 'em all over."
						Life, sex, and death
						"tank"



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>			Continjensyplan

What the hell happened to the rest of my .signature.
 Oh well, I'll fix the damn thing later.

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: casey@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov (Sean Casey GSFC (301)286-4558)
Subject: Re: Sex with guys
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: NASA/GSFC-Laboratory for Astronomy and Solar Physics
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 07:40:00 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.021853.16497@vax5.cit.cornell.edu>, nfy@vax5.cit.cornell.edu writes...
>Hey! Im looking for other guys who are into having sex with men. College studs
>or otherwise. Im basically straight looking and acting but am interested in
>having sex with other guys-  


Looks like another late-night terminal left unattended. 

SC (hey, nice friends!)


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: Doesn't anyone like a nice Jewish boy anymore? (ISO S*F)
Summary: Hee!
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 14:31:49 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.195026.19442@bmerh85.bnr.ca> nobody writes:
>Dan,
>
>You keep posting this ad that pretends to be spontaneous.  If you value
>spontaneity, be so and write a new ad.  Otherwise you are hypocritical.
>
>-- 
>Dan Perl	(613)763-9411
>Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa

Ah to hell with that, just don't post.How many replies have you
gotten?Do you have your computer programmed to send that damned
message out every 5 minutes or something?Sheesh, and there have been
some idiots who have yelled at me for sending a tremendously long .sig
file out to them cuz they have to pay for this crap.Hrm, have any of
them written to you?I think whoever it was can suck himself off
anyhow, but if he writes to you feel free to share *that* with the
rest of the net as well as your insanely retarded need to send off the
same ad how many times has it been now?Jeeeesus buddy, get a life.

- Now you all know who i am and i don't have to have a dumb .sig here
anymore.Got it?


Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.4576@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Mail-order husband
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Reply-To: ap.4576@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 00:58:07 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Handsome, English-speaking American male available for friendship,
correspondence, matrimony!  Includes papers, accessories, opposable
thumbs.  Reply to Occidental-Occidental Connections at the above address!

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From: ap.5352@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SW crunchy-granola M, 32 iso S*F counterpart, Santa Cruz
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 14:26:11 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Hello, world, and especially all those in the SF Bay Area and Santa Cruz!

Well, my last foray into the wild world of a.p.a was a lot of fun, and I
ended up with some way cool e-penpals.  Even had some fun dates :-)!  So,
it's back to the net for *even more* fun 8*)!

What do I like to do?  Well, I enjoy lots of outdoor activities.  About any-
thing that lets me feel close to the earth.  That includes exploring the shore
and the woods, hiking, camping, and scuba diving.  I like live music of almost
any type, except perhaps CW and rap.  I just don't seem to fit in with those
crowds; maybe it's the long hair and lack of boots or gold chains or such :-).
I'm a vegetarian and a confirmed mycophile.  

I live in the Santa Cruz mountains, where I sit around and eat granola all day
long.  No!  Not really!  That's just a stereotype of folks who live up there.
Actually I'm not too hot on granola :-).  I *do*, however, sit up there and play
guitar, play with the cats, and try to keep raccoons out of the house.

Peeves?  Hmm, okay, how about bigots, homophobes, chauvanists, flag-wavers,
proselytizers, earth-trashers, and their friends?  Oh, and anyone who plans on
waking me up at four in the morning after a wonderful intimite evening to talk
about the latest developments in the Sparc processor market (really, that
happened! :-/).

I'm looking for a woman with shared interests, almost a counterpart, but not
really a duplicate of myself (too problematic :-).  You might be her if you
are self-aware, in touch with the earth, spiritual though not necessarily re-
ligious, and mature about relationships.  Vegetarian mycophile deadheads are
especially encouraged to respond :-)!  Special preference given to GAC women
(OB NetJoke[tm] :-).

Hope to hear from you :-)...

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From: 6500shd@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (Stuart Dimock)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I want a nice girl
Date: 16 Dec 92 09:00:13 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.011606.13092@leland.Stanford.EDU> schindle@leland.Stanford.EDU (Sarah Elizabeth Schindler) writes:

>I'm not sure why "mentally tough man" is conjuring images of a poor piece of 
>meat being cut with a dull knife.....

Obviously, you two were made for each other...NOT!!!  :)

>Good luck dude, you'll need it.

>Sarah

>>
>>Mr. Zero

-Stuart

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Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Friday, 18 Dec 1992 01:05:07 EST
From: We're tiny, we're tooney..... <IO21146@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.personals,
Subject:    A Christmas in Maine.....

Hi, will you be in Maine or New Hampshire during Christmas break? If anyone
will be bored for some of it I'd like to do something. I'm not really going
to be totally bored I just don't want to be stuck at home. Thanks! :)

-DW...Please e-mail me by 10 AM on Friday (DEC 18)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: petitc@nuge102.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: Who the hell wants a nice man/woman ? 
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 06:16:48 GMT

gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns) writes:


>	Why is everyone so desperate to find a nice mate ?

  Maybe because it's the only way that society deems it remotely acceptable
to satiate some essential human needs---the need to touch someone (not
sexually---just to touch someone to show caring and concern).  Think about it--
how many of your friends can you touch in any way (other than possibly hugging)
?  And, the need to be close to someone.  Opinions?
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From: cfair@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Charles Fairbanks)
Subject: Re:  SF ISO S*M
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 14:02:19 GMT

AMEN!!!
-chuck
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Subject:  Re: GWF iso GWF/Bi-WF
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Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 22:13:51 GMT
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I seem to have missed this post, but I am interested in talking with you.
Please mail me, and send your original post.

Thanks,

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From: gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews)
Subject: Re: College students please exit stage left.
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 04:54:09 GMT

shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>In article <1992Dec19.000542.1938@novell.com>, mcollins@db (Marty Collins) says most sayishly:
>>WIll you all please just exit stage left.
>
>Who died and made you net-king?  Fuck you.  Most of the USEnet is
>composed of college students.  
>

Like that's a hot new flash, or something.

>
>Plus, it sounds like you're generalizing that all college students like
>to get on groups like this and act stupid (hi milt) and flame 24 hours a
>day (hi jess).  Well, stupid generalization.
>

No, it sounds to me like Marty's employing another IQ test.  Remember the
one that detected Christopher Petit?

  Post flamebait, and see who lets their temper get the best of them.

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From: nfy@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: test
Date: 12 Dec 92 02:07:05 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: Cornell University

test

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an3521@anon.penet.fi
Subject: sm iso sf (silicon valley)
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 17:07:21 GMT

details: 33, 5' 10", NS/ND, white, liberal, cat owner

i like to bike, hike, camp, go to west coast weekend, go to
concerts and plays, go to movies, travel, read, etc. everything,
really. except i hate to watch sports on tv. well, tv period,
except star trek and simpsons. favorite at home activities are
working on the house or yard, reading, listening to music, and
playing with my cat.

i value warmth and love, friendship, honesty, strength, intimacy,
a willingness to try new things, empathy.

i honor non-extreme athleticism and self-sufficiency (such as being
able to kill bugs by yourself or change the oil in your car).

i came from a warm and loving family and would like to recreate
the experince. i definitely have kids and marriage in mind. and
a ranch with horses, one day.

favorite sensual experience: hot tubbing and massaging my partner.

write soon.

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From: connell@staff.tc.umn.edu (       ???)
Subject: SWM ISO S*F
Summary: Looking for Woman for relationship!
Keywords: Relationship
Organization: University of Minnesota
Distribution: *
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 17:10:17 GMT

Hallo Ladies!

	I am a single young man of 30 that is looking for a
single young woman (25 - 35) for a possible relationship or fun
times if nothing else! I live in the Twin Cities in the Land
of Ten Thousand Lakes and Am attending the U of Minnesota working
on my undergrad degree.

	I am nothing special. I am not a knoght in shining armor, nor 
Am I a dud. I am just a man looking for companionship and no I do
not want to get a pet! I tried fish once, they died on me. :(

	Anyways I enjoy walks around the lakes in Minneapolis
in the cool Summer evenings and snuggling in front of a fireplace
in the Winter and talking. Activites I like are bicycling, hiking,
camping, plays, festivals, cooking, yes ladies, cooking. I want 
to eat well! Exercise is important to me also, good health makes
for a better Life!

	As far as my looks go I am 6'0", dark short hair, deep brown
eyes, thick dark lashes, a winning smile and a cute butt, or so I have been
told. If there are any Ladies out there in the Twin Cities that are
interested in meeting for coffee and conversation drop me a line!

		
			Michael C. - connell@staff.tc.umn.edu


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