HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane)
Subject: Re: FOOD FIGHT!!!! (CC joins the fray!)
Keywords: DUCK..., incoming
Reply-To: jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Distribution: usa
Date: 8 Sep 92 17:57:29 GMT

In article <1992Sep6.230550.28046@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>In article <1992Sep5.212936.25348@pony.Ingres.COM> jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:
>>  Got somethin' nice
>>  and hot to defrost them with, CC?  *gigglegrin*
>>  (Geez, I _should_ be doin' my homework!  No discipline.
>>  Tsk, tsk.  What ever should I do about it?? 8^)
>
>Well, you got two choices.  1) you can cave in like all the *other*
>people who think that they will get thier homework done, and enjoy
>yourself, or 2) You can enroll in Rip's School of Discipline.  I
>can gaurantee you, that after you complete this course, you will know
>what discipline *really* is!!  Brewhahahaahahahaha!!!!!
>
>
>ripomaniac

  If it's all the same to you, rip... I'll gladly cave in!!


  Judi
  The Official Procrastinatin' Dryad of the RFA
  (Honest,Officer,HeLockedMeInTheClosetWithASheep!!)
From: pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com (Paul Dorweiler)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: A blast from the past... sorta...
Date: 11 Sep 92 18:16:09 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Fort Collins, CO

>    Even Ender, captain and sole occupant of the dread space-pirate frigate
> "Blind Luck", had grown tired of the singing by now, but of course it
> was all his fault.  He'd programmed Wasaefafai (short for "What a sorry
> excuse for a freakin' Artificial Intelligence") to apply the lyrics of
> the Marine Hymn to any musical piece it could find, in preperation for
> attending SpaceChat 2068.  Wasae went at it with gusto, and when Ender
> brought up the options menu to turn the sound of he was presented with the
> following:
> 			HIT ANY KEY TO CONTINUE...
> 		HIT ANY OTHER KEY TO TURN OFF THE SPEAKER...
> So he was doomed to endless hours of the Marine Hymn done to various tunes,
> old and new.  His only consolation was that he'd soon get a chance to unleash
> them upon the Chatters.

AWWRIGHT!  Geez.  This 'karmic doppleganger' thing has gone far enough!  There
have been many a time I've imagined I'm in space in a one-man ship with HAL...

>  "Sound the KLAXON you idiot, not KLINGON!  Geez, I really gotta get
>   Dohram to look into those voice recognition modules of yours.  Wait
>   a sec...  Did you say, er imply, that there's a ship approaching?"

You rang?  Dohram's Speech Intelligence Repairability Center at your service...

>  "Looks like it's the 'Spaced Out', sir."
>  "ACK!  That means we're being invaded by...
SppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccceeeeeeeeeCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDEEEEEETS!!"


...Suddenly, in the midst of this calamity, a Satellite(tina) passes by,
carrying a slightly frazzled-looking ex-janitor and a group of somewhat odd-
looking robots, a few of which have slightly eccentric personalities.

..And behind them, a long ship approaches.  It's appearance causes all in
the immediate area to stop, since no one can figure out just how in the heck
the Discovery managed to show up in this sector of space in the first place..

-- 
Dohram
Official Hobbes of the RFA, Dennis Mukai gallery owner
  (and eternal bachelor...)

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Paul Dorweiler  (Dohram) | Hobbes: "I don't know.  What did it sound like?"
pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com    | Calvin: "Sort of like breathing and drooling and
Hewlett-Packard Company  |          ripping the meat off human bones!"    
Fort Collins, CO         | Both:   "YAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"         
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates)
Subject: Re: CASTLE: Tz'u enters...(long)
Keywords: castle, tzu
Organization: Physics Dept. The University of Queensland
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 01:44:03 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.220022.28610@mlb.semi.harris.com>, smccoy@dw3g.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy) writes:
|> [great cat story deleted ...]

Much appreciated, thank you.
						Tony.
[Unofficial Feminist of the RFA]
[who previously and pretentiously referred to himself as 'official']
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tvechins@eng.auburn.edu (Toni R. Vechinski)
Subject: Re: FOOD FIGHT
Organization: Auburn University Engineering
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 16:40:34 GMT


Oooppss, excuse my error on the title of Article 7666.  It should
just be plain ol' FOOD FIGHT!!!!! but those exclamation points did something
funky.

See ya'll in the food fight.

                   .............The Shadowette...............

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane)
Subject: Re: Part Two of "Dryads' Dailiness"
Keywords: Nymphette
Reply-To: jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Distribution: alt.romance.chat
Date: 9 Sep 92 18:03:43 GMT

In article <92Sep09.165923.12100@acs.ucalgary.ca> panlilio@acs.ucalgary.ca (Victor P. Panlilio) writes:
>In article <1992Sep9.153704.9356@pony.Ingres.COM> jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:

    <FamilyNet censors strike again!!>

Oooohhhh....aren't we getting a bit suggestive, here, hmmmm?
>
>*snicker*

    Geez... I'm losing my touch.  I meant to be more blatant than that! 8^)

>>     If you're wantin' the cellulite and bags under my eyes, you
>>     can have 'em.  Other than that... forget it.
>
>And then we turn to self-deprecation. Tsk, tsk. Not becoming.

    Hey TiggerV... the truth often hurts.  I ain't no teenage Dryad anymore!

>THIS Tigger wants to *Hug* the Dryad, regardless! (And get HIS
>fur all soaked with MapleSyrup and ChocolateSauce!)
>
>TiggerVictor 8^)

    Here kitty kitty kitty...
    CaliChat  December 12  be there

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: Title Requested........
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 17:03:02 GMT

woodwick9526@iscsvax.uni.edu shares: 
>Hi, I was just wondering if I could be as so dignified as to be entitled,
>the ARC's open ear?  Since, I am always ready to listen to anybody and
>I try to respond with a helpful message.  So, if there aren't any objections,
>I shall assume this "sig."
>                                laters,
>                                The (unoffical) Open Ear of ARC
>                                Woody
>             ps. *HUGS all around for you the reader of this message *
>

Woody, I think this would be excellent.  Please send me an email message so
I'll remember to add you to the list.  I'm kinda scattered this week with
all the wedding plans to finalize.....


***************************************************************
Julie Salter (just trying it on for size)
President, Romantic Fire Association
Former PR Agent for Blade (guess he's on his own...OH DEAR!)
***************************************************************
From: f_thomas@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (F Thomas)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Remembrance...
Date: 10 Sep 92 11:14:43 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

E. Andi Woods writes:
>
>
>I destroy everything i touch... i have destroyed more this weekend
>than i can hope to repair... and what i realy want right now is a 
>sholder to cry on... and maybe a chance to undo just a little of the
>damage i did to innocent bystanders in my preocupation the last few
>days... 
>
>what all of this boils down to is that i really need a hug...
>
>A.
>-- 

Hi Gypsy, you may not know of me but that's never stopped 
me before !!

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From: lfink@dsd.es.com (Lonnie Fink)
Subject: Re: FOOD FIGHT!! (was To Unlurk...)
Keywords: DUCK!!
Reply-To: lfink@dsd.es.com (Lonnie Fink)
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp., Salt Lake City, UT
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 92 04:33:33 GMT

In article <4SEP199215254492@rigel.tamu.edu>, ctv3943@rigel.tamu.edu (VICKERS, CHARLES TYLER) writes:
> In article <1992Sep4.192543.17568@dsd.es.com>, lfink@dsd.es.com (Lonnie Fink) writes...
> 
> Rat peers over the edge of the mile-wide-vat of chocolate, and doesn't notice
> the IncrediblyCourageousInSpiteOfHimself Man loading his Chocolate-Covered-
> Melted-Marshmallow-Matic Cannon right behind him...  *evil grin* and *maniacal
> laughter*
> 
> *BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOOM*
> 
> The Rat, now covered in a unique blend of melted marshmallow and super sticky
> chocolate, slips and falls into the mile-wide-vat of chocolate...
> 
> (And you thought you knew what a wet rat looked like!!)  
> 
> -Sean
> ?Sean P. Tompkins  ??  

	PTHuey!!  *gasp* *gasp* Oh MAN!!!  Geesh, try to unlurk and what do
you get - SHOT AT with a Chocolate-Covered-Melted-Marshmallow-Matic Cannon!!

	"Hey Sean!"  The Rat calls out rather annoyed. "S-E-A-N" 

	From down the hall, Sean cautiously turn around to look at The 
Rat sitting in a vat of chocolate, covered in a mixture of marshmallows 
and super sticky chocolate. Unfortunately,  for Sean that is, the sight 
was so funny he had to start laughing.

	"Perfect," thought The Rat as he pulled out his special Super-
Soaker 250 with special Caramel addapter. " Take this " Cried Rat--

*INSERT SOUND OF RAPID FIRE MACHINE GUN HERE*

	*SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT*

	Before Sean knew what hit him, he was covered in a layer of
caramel.  As he turned to run for cover, The Rat pulled out his 
Super-Duper-"Cherry-On-Top"-Shooter.

	*BLAM*

	"A caramel SEANday with a cherry on top, Anyone" :-)

The Rat...
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|Lonnie K. Fink                          |                                 |
|lfink@dsd.es.com                        |"I only wish my words            | 
|Evans & Sutherland Design Systems Div.  | Could just convince myself      |
|Salt Lake City, Utah                    | That it just wasn't real.       |
|MIDWEST DIVISION CHAMPS!!               | But that's not the way it feels"|
|JAZZ - Thanx for the GREAT Year         |    Jim Croce  _OPERATOR_        |
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From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: RFA member/title list
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 16:59:32 GMT

kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw) shares: 
>
>Is there a list for those of us who have passed
>the entrance requirements to RFA, but do not have
>a title because more than one name in ARC will
>confuse the hell out of them??

No, there isn't, BDC.  But that's a good idea.  If someone will remind me
when I get back after the honeymoon, I will post a note asking for names
and compile it.  Then, I will post both lists.  Sound good?



***************************************************************
Julie Salter (just trying it on for size)
President, Romantic Fire Association
Former PR Agent for Blade (guess he's on his own...OH DEAR!)
***************************************************************
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Another Announcement
Date: 10 Sep 92 18:32:52 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

In article <1992Sep8.235046.26680@cs.aukuni.ac.nz> cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) writes:
}First an announcement:
}
}Let it here be heard that clare shall sadly be leaving ARC for a short
}period. Her evil taskmasters (they like to call themselves lecturers
}but *we* all know better don't we? They are the denizens of the devil)
}require a extra burst of work in the next couple of weeks, and if it
}is ever to be done she must give up the net.

Gonna miss ya.  Not that I'm here myself much at the moment.  The new job
started last Monday and I haven't even got a desk, much less net.access
for the moment.  I'm hoping that it will all be sorted out soon.  If anyone
has anything they need to get to me email me.  I'm in my old department a
day a week and I'll catch up with it then (prob next Thursday) 

Frank Thomas:
}>Ye gods, I'm away for a while and what happens?   I come back into the 
}>middle of a food fight !!!!
}
}Welcome back Frank! Good to see you again. We missed ya. 

Ditto.  

I'll just duck out of the way here for a while - beagle fur takes *so* long to 
clean.

A big

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to everybody.

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
"California here I come!"

-- 
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
                                            --  Charlie Brown
From: rwm@stan.xx.swin.oz.au (MAIR R)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Hello
Date: 15 Sep 92 11:11:48 GMT
Organization: Computer Centre, Swinburne University of Tech., Melbourne, Australia.

Hello Lisa - did I make it?

What about the .sig?

The newbie who hates *nn* and *vi*
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: Untitled story
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:34:12 GMT

rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) shares: 
>
>Ok, here is the first part of another 'me and Roxy' story.  As I have
>explained before, this is all pure fiction.  Well the story is anyway,

Ok....

>
>That's it, just 'ok'.  No talking about it or nothing, just 'ok'.  I
>took her hand and kissed it, mustard and all.

Rip, you ol' softy.  I wondered what kind of romancer you are...and now
we all know....

.....a sweetie......

*Hug*



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From: dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Oops ... Re: Sounds like....
Date: 8 Sep 1992 13:26:25 -0400
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

>>Seeing as I'm still Blade's PR Agent, its my duty to tell you.....
>> 
>>	NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THIS MAN!!!!
>> 
>>Heck, it was weeks before I could do the dishes without looking over my
>>shoulder...*shiver*
>Gee ... thanks, Julie.  Rip warned me of the same thing ... I'm considering 
>doing the wallflower *thang* at the CaliChat ... just keep my glasses on, 
>my head bowed, and my body in a corner and attract *no* attention ...
>
>---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
>Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
>	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen


My, what a horrible reputation seems to have accumulated upon my
innocent shoulders...

I would just like to say, as RIP is so very fond of telling us...

	I have the strength of ten, because my heart is pure...

And any poor sucker who believes that gets EXACTLY what they deserve.
Of course, what they deserve might be a very delicious thing indeed.

Blade
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: Oops ... Re: Sounds like....
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 04:34:00 GMT

Blade tries to reassure:
>>>Well, Elizabeth, since I also can't stand the sight of violence,
>>>I will be right behind you every step of the way... 
>>>mua hua hahahahahahahahahaha
>>Uh-oh ... I'm in trouble now ....
>
>Not true... I am the most unobtrusive and non-intimidating of folks...
>You would be absolutely safe in every way...
Are you kidding?  Your Big Bro' Rip warned me about you! (And of course, 
someone warned me about him, and etc. etc. etc.!)

>mua hua ahahahahahahhahah
And what a laugh ...

>Blade 
---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Part Two of "Dryads' Dailiness"
Keywords: Nymphette
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 04:17:53 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.171532.11200@octel.com> jpw@octel.com (Jason in the Hood) writes:
>>My is the strength of 10, because my heart is pure!  I need not worry
>>about my reputation.  Only those with something to hide have to
>>worry...
>
>Hmmm... well, you know what they say, folks... "To have the strenght of
>ten, you must be PURE.  It can be Anything, so long as it's PURE."
>So, any guesses as to what he is pure of?  'Cause we know it's not
>goodness and light!  ;)

Never, *ever* have I even *hinted* that it might be 'goodness and
light'!  I think you are the first person to even *suggest* such a
thing might be possible.  As to what it is I am pure of will have to
be left up to your wildest dreams, or most frightening nightmares!
Brewhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

>>>>Prey tell, do you need the services of a good Executioner?  Hmmmm?
>>>Yes, as a matter of fact, I might... there's this certain DRYAD who
>>>shall remain namless (she lost it years ago, in a tragic weather storm)
>>>whom we might need to remove... or maybe remove just parts of her...
>>Ok, which parts did you have in mind, or on your mind as the case may
>>be....  ;-) (you little pervert you!  Judi told me all about the way
>>you like to run through the forest, naked as a jaybird, singing the
>>Marines Hymn at the top of your lungs to the tune of "Knight in White
>>Satin"!)
>
>Hey!  It's not "Nights in White Satin", It's... uhmm.. oh; no, I
>don't do that! ssheesh, what some people think of!

I don't know what 'some people' might think of, butt as for *me*, I
can think of some pretty wild stuff.  Like maybe while running in the
forest you run into a little group of faeries, and....  well, I'll let
you fill in the rest.

>>>Jasonzied - whatmeworry?I'msorry,youmusthavethewrongARCher
>>
>>You should be worried, you got *me* defending you!
>
>Ya know, you've got a good point there.  And that's even more scary;
>that I agree with you when you are defending me!  HEEEEELLLPPPP!!!

I don't have a point anymore, I sold it to Liz....

>Jasonzied - hhmmmmhhmmhhmmmmmhhhmmm_hhmm...

Tell me something, is being 'Jasonized' the same as being 'Simonized'?
Just wondering...

rip(the wondering wanderer, or is that wandering wonderer....?)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: New Prez of the RFA
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:48:46 GMT

lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) shares: 
>
>Hello to all you folks in the Romantic Fire Association
>and all in ARC-Land....  I'm here to announce the new
>President of the Romantic Fire Association.  After tallying
>all the votes, we have come to a definite winner.
>
>        The New President of the RFA is
>
>            Ms. Julie Malone !!!!
>
>**Applause**  **Applause**   **The Crowd Yells "Speech Speech"**
>
>Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
>of the Romantic Fire Association
>Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets
>
>p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
>      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence

*gasp*

Oh geez!  Really?  You guys really want ME to be Prez?

*blush*

Gosh....guess I have to make a speach....

Julie
RFA Prez
Fiance to SS/SaltyDog/Doc Salt/Feral Knight/CuteBuns/