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From: jordan@castor (USENET's Chuck)
Subject: Re: Legal Tender
Organization: University of Georgia
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 21:42:03 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.071804.20917@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com> billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson) writes (in summary):
>Maybe, if you pay in person. However, what if you have to mail the payment?
>What if the landlord has 200 tenents, and all of them paid in cash? 
>What if you put the cash into an envelope and put it through the mailslot
>in the landlord's door? 
>
>Bill

All these are reasons why you might not WANT to receive cash, but aren't
really any legal basis for you to refuse cash.

I believe (<- note this) that credit card companies and other institutions
that frequently get payments through the mail can ask that you send a check
or money order instead of cash, but (other than Oregon, like you mentioned)
it's just an agreement, and they are legally bound to accept cash as payment.

As for the other examples, I can't see why anyone would have any legal grounds
to deny the cash, especially if a receipt of some sort were included in the
transaction.  It seems to me that the payee in a transaction is legally bound
to accept cash, but as a matter of course sets up an arrangement with the payer
to use more convenient methods.  I'm neither belligerent nor curious enough
to test this theory, though.

Chuck "So I just make these penny rolls out to Mazda, Inc?" Jordan


-- 
                  Chuck Jordan | jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu
           Come on--keep 'em comin'!  Monkey love pile on me!
	           -- Mystery Science Theater 3000
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From: pete@minster.york.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: Re: [Insert series here] better than START TREK
Date: 6 Nov 92 13:36:54 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of York, England

david.r.wells (drw@cbnewsg.cb.att.com) wrote:
: >
: >Look, if we're going to talk about this, I want someone to refresh my
: >8-year-old's (about then) memories (ya, some 8 year old gave them to
: >me!) about _THE STARLOST_.
: >
: YUK! GAG! AAAAAACK!
:    
: Arguably the worst Sci-Fi series ever put on TV. You'd think with Harlan
: Ellison writing they could do better. Another Star Trek tie in (besides
: Ellison writing), I believe Walter Konig did a guest spot as Oro the Alien.
: 

Go and buy Ben Bova's novel ``The Starcrossed''. Bloody hilarious and
contains a portrayal of a character rather _tooooo_ close to Harlan Ellison
for comfort.
pete
--
*Peter Fenelon -- Research Associate -- Software Safety Assessment Procedures*
Dept. of Computer Science, University of York, York, Y01 5DD (+44/0)904 433388
EMAIL: pete@minster.york.ac.uk `There's no room for enigmas in built up areas'
From: cromar@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Where can I look for any scholarly info....
Date: 8 Nov 92 04:30:04 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

flar@iastate.edu (Bradley M Armitage) writes:
> All I wanted was some information, if you don't have it, don't post, if
> you have nothing inteligent to say, say nothing

Gosh, Brad hasn't been reading this group very long, has he?

--Scott "that's a pretty inteligent deduction, isn't it?" Cromar
From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Ex-presidents
Date: 5 Nov 1992 17:43:15 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

snopes writes:

  +The USA will soon have five living ex-presidents.  Has there ever been a time
  +in our history when we had as many or more living ex-presidents?

Or as Leno notes, six if you count Nancy Reagan.

Terry "Thanks Jay" Chan
--
Energy and Environment Division   | Internet:  TWChan@lbl.gov
Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory      | 
Berkeley, California  USA  94720  | Carpe Per Diem
From: zlsiida@fs1.mcc.ac.uk (dave budd)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Halloween
Date: 11 Nov 92 14:15:47 GMT
Organization: Manchester Computing Centre

In article <27316@dog.ee.lbl.gov> twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan) writes:

>of the modern celebration (if it be) of Halloween to 5th Century B.C.

>Ancient Celtics observed October 31 was the official end of summer.  

Except of course there wasn't a 31st October in 5BC - the day existed but it 
wasn't called that.  It should be the equinox, but those durned christians 
just can't leave a good calendar alone - nor the Romans neither.

How sure are you about the human sacrifice?  Are you sure this isn't a bit 
of anti-pagan propaganda?

        Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty

  Dave Budd, MCC, Oxford Rd, Manchester, England   (44|0)61-275-6033  
  D.Budd@mcc.ac.uk                                          fax 6040
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From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: ATM fraud
Keywords: n
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 20:12:10 GMT

neil@robots.ox.ac.uk (Neil Townsend) writes:

>Perry Clarke writes:
>>I think that we might find that different countries have different systems.
>Makes sense.

And then in Spain, I got through everything - Select language, enter PIN,
select account, select amount, it started to print something, and then it
told me that my card wasn't on a network that they could access.  Damn
`Servi-Red' - not hooked up to Cirrus, Plus or Interac.

What I found bizarre in the UK (I may have mentioned this before) is that I
use my Visa as my bank card, and ATMs in the UK would never give me a
choice, but would sometimes take it as a withdrawal from chequing, and
sometimes as a Visa cash advance.  What a pain in the ass.  I wouldn't find
out until the bills came.  (Even machines that in December were giving me
withdrawals were giving me cash advances in January.)

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"I don't have time to think it through: I've got to get this code written!"
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Subject: Re: WW11 over, News at eleven (was forpost-WWll Japanese..)
From: derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek Tearne)
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 04:29:50 GMT
Organization: Fujitsu New Zealand
Keywords: Ruhe, ruhe, du Gott

On a similar note. A former Soviet army officer who bungled an assassination
attempt against President Brezhnev in 1969 is suing the military, which 
forgot to sack him at the time, for 20 Years backpay.  Second lieutenant 
Ilyin was certified insane after firing on a motorcade.  The Army only 
remembered to discharge him in march 1990, after he was released from 
hospital.

I wonder how much back pay Hiroo Onoda got?

In article <BxFDCE.5x3@rahul.net> phil@rahul.net (Phil Gustafson) writes:
>Phil "I tried to trade my Humber Super Snipe for a Hiroo Onada, but
>Nolan popped up with a Wolseley, or something.  Anybody got a good
>line on a Rover Three?" Gustafson

Derek "So they were the ones to bring out a three sided car" Tearne

-- 
Derek Tearne.   --   derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz   --    Fujitsu New Zealand   -- 
Some of the more aware dinosaurs were worried about the environmental
consequences of an accident with the new Iridium enriched fusion reactor.  
"If it goes off only the cockroaches and mammals will survive..." they said.
From: fmonro@neumann.une.edu.au (F J Monro)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Airport security
Date: 9 Nov 92 02:56:30 GMT

warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein) writes:

>While reminds me, last time I flew, I wrote down the warning that was
>written all over the airport.  Of course I can't find it now, but it
>went something like "it is a crime to make false statements concerning
>explosive devices aboard airplanes".  Does this mean that if a
>passenger tells the UL about seagulls and Alka-Seltzer, it's a federal
>offense?  Sheesh!

As a logic student, I just can't resist. try out this statement for size:

  There is a bomb on this airplane, but this statement is a lie.

So, Have I commited a crime?


-Che "What is truth" Monro  
aka fmonro@neumann.une.edu.au
From: DMARTIN@vm.ucs.UAlberta.CA
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Maximum legal tender of coins
Date: 13 Nov 92 20:09:11 GMT
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton

With regards to what is "legal tender" and what isn't, I did some checking
around, and apparently (i.e. I don't have access to the actual text of the
laws in question), in Canada, according to the "Currency, Mint and Exchange
Act, Canada, chapter 40, 1952", Canadian 10 cent, 25 cent, 50 cent, and
1 dollar coins are legal tender only up to ten dollars worth; 5 cent coins
are legal tender up to five dollars worth, and 1 cent coins are legal tender
up to 25 cents worth; i.e. they do not have to be accepted (but commonly are,
within reason) in quantities larger than the above. It would appear that
Canadian paper currency is legal tender in Canada in any denomination or
quantity, although I have no idea of the legal ramifications of somebody
not accepting it.
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From: rboudrie@chpc.org (Rob Boudrie)
Subject: Re: ATM fraud
Organization: Center For High Perf. Computing of WPI; Marlboro Ma
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 17:35:58 GMT

>This means that each bank on the network has the PVK for all banks 
>hooked to the network. The DES algorith must also be identical for

No.  See below.

>all banks. In other words, your PIN is not at all secure if someone

The alrogithm is the same; the PVK is different.

>gets hold of your card. 

The PIN is not secure if someone from YOUR BANK who has the PVK can
read you card, and has details of the way the encryption is implemented
in the standard.  (The PVK is "secret", the "implementation standard" is 
not).

A Typical ATM Transaction validation procedure goes like this :

  if(card is from this bank)   /* Card from this bank */
  {
     if(ATM machine online)    /* Machine online to bank */
     {
        Validate PIN (may or may not be done locally); check balance
        dispense cash if appropriate)
     }
     else                      /* Machine if offline */
     {
        Validate PIN locallyh.  Check against locally downloaded bad
        card list.  Dispense cash up to bank's non-verified limit
        if pin validates and card is not on shitlist.
     }
  }
  else                         /* card is from another bank */
  {
     if(able to reach other bank on network)
     {
        Validate PIN and balance across network.  Dispense cash if
        appropriate.
     }
     else                      /* Unable to reach issuing bank on network */
     {
        Refuse to process withdrawl request.
     }
  }

Many ATM's which *IMMEDIATELY* validate the PIN from THEIR OWN cards 
will initially accept ANY pin from another bank's card, prompt for a 
transaction request, then do the "verify & process transaction" in one
step (issuing an error if the pin does not validate).  This goes against
good programming practice of validating data immediately upon entry,
but minimizes time commnicating on the network.

>Yep. It means that there are people who can easily crack your PIN, if
>they have your card. And, they would not have to use a brute force
>method, they can get it directly. 

They *might* have to use the brute force method if the PVV is the
result of a one-way encryption (which DES would be if not all of the
resultant bits were kept).

>
>Bill


Rob Boudrie
rboudrie@chpc.org
From: qvortrup@inf.ethz.ch (Michael Qvortrup)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Airport security
Date: 5 Nov 92 14:10:06 GMT
Organization: Dept. Informatik, Swiss Federal Institute of Technology (ETH), Zurich, CH

In article <13407@owen> owen@Software.Mitel.COM (Blake Owen) writes:
>[...]
>... Which is pretty dumb, I think. Is it really likely that someone who is 
>joking loudly about carrying some implement of destruction actually has a 
>weapon? If I had a bomb, *I* certainly wouldn't tell anyone about it - 
>especially if the authorities could hear me.

Well, you never know. A relative of mine was in the Resistance during
the WW2 occupation of Denmark, and he used to tell the following story.

As a practicing veterinarian, he had obtained from the occupation forces
a pass which allowed him to move around rather freely. On his rounds to
the farms in the area he would often pass a checkpoint, where the guards
knew him and tended to let him through without much ado. One day a guard 
decided to do his job, and asked him what he carried in the largish box
on his motorbike. His reply, with a big smile plastered over his face,
was "Guns and explosives!" The guard replied with a condescending "Yeah"
and waved him through.

That night his group blew up a nearby railroad track with the plastic
explosives he had had in the box.

Greetings,
--Mike

-- 
#include <std-disclm.h>--"... and there is a small flaw in my character."---
Real Life: Michael Christian Heide Qvortrup      A Dane         ETH, Zuerich
e-mail   : qvortrup@inf.ethz.ch                  abroad         Switzerland
Institut fuer wissenschaftliches Rechnen  /  Inst. of Scientific Computation
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From: Sean_Church@pages.com(Sean Church)
Subject: Re: Kryptonite bike locks
Organization: Banzai Research Institute
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 02:00:54 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.103151.12144@fs7.ece.cmu.edu> snyder@henry.ece.cmu.edu  
(John Snyder) writes:
> In article <1992Nov2.202507.28755@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com> billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com  
(bill nelson) writes:
> >PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:
> >: JULIUS@BTVLABVM.VNET.IBM.COM (Julius C. Chang) writes:
> >: 
> >: >I will not describe it so don't bother asking me about it.
> >:  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >: 
> >: 	I nominate this for AFU motto of the week.
> >
> >I agree - maybe even for the month.
> >
> >Bill
> 
> 
> O.K., I'll show my ignorance.  What does AFU stand for?
> 
> John
> snyder@henry.ece.cmu.edu
> 
alt.folklore.urban

;-)

Sean
sean@pages.com

Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: yenamand@micro.cs.umn.edu (Murthy yenamandra)
Subject: Re: U of Chicago Radioactive
Organization: :noitazinagrO
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 06:03:50 GMT

nolan@lurch.twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw) writes:
>Sheesh! I still can't figure out why they called it the Manhattan Project when
>it wasn't anywhere NEAR either Manhattan NYC or Manhattan Ks.

Originally it was called "Site Y", but was later changed. The initial
site selection fell to the Manhattan Engineer District (of the army) and
I suppose as long as they weren't calling it the "Los Alamos Project",
Manhattan Project was as good as any.

Murthy "They couldn't call it the Bloody Mary Project, could they?" Yenamandra
--
Murthy Yenamandra	|    "I close my eyes and all the world drops dead;
Dept of Comp Science 	|     I lift my lids and all is born again.
Univ of Minnesota	|     (I think I made you up inside my head.)"
yenamand@cs.umn.edu OR murthy@molbio.cbs.umn.edu (if the first one fails)
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From: styri@hal.nta.no (YuNoHoo)
Subject: Re: AIDS and the CIA (was Question)
Keywords: sex,Madonna,Bill Clinton,Microsoft,drugs
Reply-To: styri@nta.no
Organization: Bohemians and Globetrotters, Unlimited
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 18:00:03 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.184630.25066@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, William VanHorne writes:
>
> If I wanted to decimate the population of drug users or homosexuals or
> blacks or whoever, I wouldn't choose a slow-acting virus whose spread can
> be effectively prevented by such simple acts as using a condom and not
> sharing needles!

Maybe that's the answer - they wanted to get rid of all the lazy and untidy.
Or, if the virus wasn't a slow acting one it wouldn't be able to spread before
countermeasures were found.

Nope, I don't believe that HIV was invented by any mad defense scientists,
but some govts. failure to act may be a stupid politician's way of getting
rid of certain groups of people.

---
YuNoHoo
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From: pynq@quads.uchicago.edu (George Jetson)
Subject: Puking on shoes - A part of the culture?
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban
Reply-To: pynq@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: D. J. Dougherty & Associates
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 22:49:26 GMT

The climactic scene of last night's (first) episode "The Powers That Be"
involved Mrs. Powers puking on Hilary Clinton's shoes.  I nearly laughed
myself silly at this because of the obvious AFU tie-in.  (I had to
explain to my SO why it was so funny - she not being an AFU fan)

Firstly, thereis the obvious Churchill tie-in (or was it Disraeli?)
Actually, it may have been Ceasar... (I still have the clipping about
Ceasar and Brutus puking on each other's shoes taped to my monitor at work)
But there is also the Bush tie-in (exactly what part of which Japanese
leader's anatomy or clothing did he puke on?)

Further, the shoes were a particular kind (brand name) - the name
escapes me now.  Supposedly this brand of shoe played a key role in the
recent elections, and of course it is now the case that any woman
seeking power in Washington needs to be wearing these kind of shoes.
Note: I first heard about these shoes on Rush' TV show - hence the
cross-posting to AFR...

Further, after watching TPTB, I caught Empty Nest and, lo and behold,
the "puking on shoes" motif appeared again.  If I remember correctly,
the story here is that at some point in the past, Carol had puked on
Patrick's shoes.  I must say, I was amazed to see this obscure
Churchillian reference played up not once, but twice on network TV, on
the same night, no less.  Incidentally, Patrick's contribution to the
melee was to admit to having pee'd in Harry's closet.  That's one I
hadn't heard before...

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A note to new readers:  the weasely :-) symbol is frowned upon in this
group.  Any questions, see Phil Gustafson who will gladly rearrange your
diodes for you.
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	- pynq@quads.uchicago.edu, who is still costing the net
	  hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars, every time he posts -
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From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: College Coed Murder UL
Date: 13 Nov 92 02:37:44 GMT
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

cromar@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar) writes:
  +
  +Sheesh.  Haven't you ever seen "Godfather?"

Seem 'im?  I don't even have one.
  
  +--Scott "I wear size 11 horse shoes" Cromar

Well, I wouldn't want to walk a mile in YOUR shoes.

Terry "Am I making myself clear?" Chan
--
Energy and Environment Division   | Internet:  TWChan@lbl.gov
Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory      | 
Berkeley, California  USA  94720  | Carpe Per Diem
From: dpm1960@tm0006.lerc.nasa.gov (snopes)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: RE: AIDS and the CIA (was Question)
Date: 12 Nov 92 23:49:00 GMT
Organization: Will pay money for food.
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <12NOV92.21124964@isdres.er.usgs.gov>, 
  rhadden@isdres.er.usgs.gov writes...

>So does swine flu.

Tiberius.

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Subject: Re: furrfu??
From: hugh@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Hugh Grierson)
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 04:22:07 GMT
Organization: Fujitsu New Zealand

Uz mdfuoxq <4ZAH199210480621@fy0006.xqdo.zmem.sah> pby1960@fy0006.xqdo.zmem.sah (ezabqe) idufqe:
>Uz <1992Zah3.010916.22165@tbohmmo.oh.tb.oay> 
>  nuxxz@tbohmmo.oh.tb.oay (nuxx zqxeaz) idufqe:
>
>>Pa kag tmhq Daf-13 oapuzs/pqoapuzs az kagd zqie ekfqy?
>
>Yuzq azxk saqe gb fa 12.  
>

Ea paqe yuzq.

Tgst "zanapk gzpqdefmzpe yq" Sduqdeaz

-- 
Hugh Grierson          Fujitsu/ICL New Zealand - Software Development Centre
hugh@nezsdc.icl.co.nz                Speaking for myself only.  See figure 1.
    Quote of the decade: "We're not just talking about unpopulated areas
     of the Southern Hemisphere anymore" [Pres. Bush, on the Ozone hole]
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From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Subject: Re: Nonexistant cars
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 09:18:11 GMT


OK folks, tell me if this counts as an UL:

Rumor has it that during the euphoria over nuclear energy during the
1950s,  there was actually serious discussion of developing a nuclear
powered automobile.  Supposedly Ford even had a model of their idea at
a World's Fair type exposition.

And I thought the old Pintos from the mid-1970s had really nasty rear end
crash problems
(Bumper Sticker on a  nuke-mobile "If you can read this you've gotten 500 rads"
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Subject: Re: AIDS and the CIA (was Question)
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 14:55:09 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <rKB=qf-@engin.umich.edu> dem@engin.umich.edu (Darryle E Merlette) writes:
>Ted Frank writes:
>>>[Charles Isbell writes]:
>>>Since the events described therein are true and
>>>given the other facts of recent history, why would anyone actually be
>>>surprised that there is a large minority of people who believe such
>>>things about AIDS, etc?  And in fact, why would anyone dispute the
>>>reality, however remote, of the possibility?
>>
>>Because the conspiracy theory detailed so far is impossible.  And,
>>unlike a Lewis Carroll character, I don't make it a habit to believe
>>a certain number of impossible things before breakfast.
>
>In light of the facts behind the Tuskegee Experiment, the Violence
>Initiative, and known chemical/biological warfare capabilities, one
>would have to be naive and/or stupid to consider this categorically
>impossible. 
>
>I'd suggest viewing "The Strecker Memorandum" video. In this video
>a (white) doctor explains in scientific detail how the AIDS virus
>is genetically engineered (ie. man-made). Among other things, it is
>not possible for viruses to cross species, so that story about AIDS
>originating from the African green monkey is even more impossible.
>Even if you don't believe Dr. Strecker's conclusions, at least you'll
>realize alternative possibilities that actually aren't far fetched 
>when you think about it.


Except there is an "HIV" virus that infects cats.  It can't infect humans,
but who says that it isn't just a shifted version of human HIV?

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
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From: tjw@vms.cis.pitt.edu (TJ Wood)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Question about "T." in James T. Kirk !!!!!!  (As seen on TV)
Date: 6 Nov 92 22:08:16 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

In article <6NOV199211052643@tm0006.lerc.nasa.gov>, dpm1960@tm0006.lerc.nasa.gov (snopes) writes:
> In article <4v==9s#@engin.umich.edu>, 
>   ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes...

>>their full flower in the monumental cop series "T. J. Hooker".  Does
>>anybody out there know what the "T. J." stood for?

>   Tiberius James?

Truely Joking!

Terry "J" Wood
-- 
        INTERNET: tjw+@pitt.edu         BITNET: TJW@PITTVMS
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"There can be only one!"                                  - The Highlander
"There should have been only one. I want my money back!"  - Terry
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