From: rjc@onion.Princeton.EDU (Raymond Chen)
Subject: [castlist] Simpsons cast list (version 1.4)
Organization: Abject Admirers of Lisa Simpson
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 00:58:27 GMT


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[WARNING:  Some of these characters will appear in episodes not yet aired.
           Consider this a SPOILER warning.]

                     The Simpsons Cast List

Originally by Chip Page (chip@cs.widener.edu).
Revised & updated by Raymond Chen (rjc@math.princeton.edu).

{Curly braces} indicate who provides the voice.

+   {ha} = Hank Azaria
  ! {ab} = Albert Brooks
+   {nc} = Nancy Cartwright
+   {dc} = Dan Castellaneta
 * {jah} = Jo Ann Harris
  ! {ph} = Phil Hartman
 *  {ph2}= Pamela Hayden
+   {jk} = Julie Kavner
  ! {jl} = John Lovitz
 *  {tm} = Tress MacNeille
 *  {mr} = Maggie Roswell
+   {hs} = Harry Shearer
+   {ys} = Yeardley Smith
 *  {rt} = Russi Taylor

    + = Regular cast.
    * = Regular Guest Voice.
    ! = Regular Special Guest Voice.

[Square brackets] indicate which episode the character appeared in.
(Regular characters excluded.)

== The Simpsons household ==

Homer J. Simpson        The patriarch of the Simpsons family {dc}
                        Born on 5/10/55 (35 years old)
                        Soc Sec # 568-47-0008
                        Born in North Carolina.

Marjorie "Marge" Simpson nee Bouvier
                        Homer's loving wife {jk}
                        34 years old

Bartholemew J. "Bart" Simpson
                        Their eldest child {nc}
                        Fourth grade.

Lisa Simpson            ``Overlooked middle child'' {ys}
                        Eight years old, second grade.

Maggie Simpson          Silent youngest child. {Gabor Csupo, ys, Matt Groening}
                        One year old.

Snowball                The Simpsons' cat that was run over.
                        All Simpsons merchandise is dedicated to the memory
                        of Snowball I.

Snowball 2              The Simpsons' new cat.

Santa's Little Helper (dog #8)
                        The Simpsons' dog. {Frank Welker}
                        Adopted from the Springfield Downs dog race track.

Princess                Lisa's pony, for a short while. {Frank Welker} [8f06]

== Relatives ==

Abraham J. "Grampa" Simpson
                        Homer's father.  Widower. {dc}
                        Lives at the Springfield Retirement Castle.

Patty and Selma Bouvier
                        Marge's older twin sisters. {jk}
                        Both unmarried, 40 years old.
                        Referred to as the "Gruesome Twosome" by Homer.
                        Patty does not part her hair.
                        Selma does     part her hair.
                        Patty wears necklace with oval  beads.
                        Selma wears necklace with round beads.
                        Patty has no interest in men.
                        Selma remains on the prowl.

                        Selma was briefly married to Sideshow Bob.

Grandma Ingrid Bouvier nee Gurney
                        Marge's mother. {jk}
                        Very disappointed in Marge.
                        Has a Marge-style hairdo.

Grampa Bouvier          Marge's father. {hs?}
                        Died in a freak roller coaster accident.
                        Professional baby photographer after leaving the Navy.

Herbert Powell          Homer's half brother. {Danny DeVito} [7f16]
                        Was sent to Shelbyville Orphanage after he was born.
                        Rumored to return in an upcoming episode.

== Springfield Nuclear Power Plant ==

Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns
                        The boss. {hs}
                        81 years old

Wayland (J.) Smithers   Mr. Burns' sycophantic side-kick. {hs}

Len                     Nasal-voiced co-worker.
Karl                    Handsome black co-worker.
Ms. Finch               ``Not a man'' [7f15]
Charlie                 Spectacled, wears a lab coat.

Joey                    Security personnel. [7f22]

Karl                    Homer's secretary. {Harvey Fierstein} [7f02]

Smilin' Joe Fission     Character in SNPP's public relations films.
Rodney and Roderick     fuel rods in SNPP's public relations films.
Blinky                  3-eyed fish from a river near the plant. [7g03, 7f01]

Aristotle Amodopoulos   Owner of the Shelbyville NPP. {jl} [8f04, 8f13]

== Springfield Elementary School ==

Seymour ``Spanky'' Skinner
                        Principal of Springfield Elementary School. {hs}
                        Rumored to wear a toupee.
                        Was previously principal of Springfield High School

Ms. Edna Krabappel      Pronounced /kruh BOP ul/
                        Bart's fourth grade teacher. {Marcia Wallace}
                        Separated from her husband.
                        Has attempted to seduce
                            Mr. Bergstrom
                            Homer (!)
                            Joey from Aerosmith
                        Has had affairs with
                            the Master Chef at the Happy Sumo
                            Jose Canseco (almost)
                        Has lusted after
                            Gordie Howe.

Mrs. Elizabeth Hoover   Lisa's second grade teacher. {mr}
                        In some episodes (Lisa's Substitute, Separate
                        Vocations), Mrs. Hoover is Miss Hoover.

Mr. Bergstrom           Substitute teacher for Mrs. Hoover.
                            {Dustin Hoffman, a.k.a. Sam Etic} [7f19]
                        since transferred elsewhere.

Mr. Largo               Bandleader and Lisa's music teacher. {hs}

Otto                    The school bus driver. {hs}
                        Also a bloodletting tech-dude. [7f22]

J. Loren Pryor          School district psychiatrist [7g02, 7f03, 8f15]

Groundskeeper Willie    Keeper of the school's award-winning play field. {dc}

Lunch Lady Doris        {Doris Grau} [8f06]

== Other schools ==

Ms. Mellon              Bart's learning coordinator at gifted school. [7g02]

Professor Lombardo      Art teacher at Springfield Community College. {jl}
                        [7f18]

== Bart's classmates and friends/enemies ==

Millhouse Van Houten    Bart's spit brother {ph2?}
                        Blue hair, big nose and glasses.
                        Not very bright.
                        We've also met Mrs. Van Houten, whom Millhouse
                        obviously takes after.
Martin Prince           Brainy class president.
Wendell Borton          Grey with curly hair, gets sick on
                        school bus trips a lot.  Also in the band.
Sherry and Terry        Purple-haired twins.  Their father works at SNPP.
                        Smart and like to tease Bart.
Nelson Muntz            A bully. {nc}
Lewis                   black
Richard                 yellow with stylish grey hair

    The ``usual gang'' consists of Bart, Milhouse, Lewis and Richard.

Ethan Foley             Student at ELCfGC who talks in palindromes.
                        (``O Memsahib, Bart.  Rabbi has memo.'')
Sidney Swift            Student at ELCfGC who speaks backwards phonetically
                        (``Trabing norm doog!'')
Cecile Shapiro          Student at ELCfGC experimenting on hamsters

Jimbo                   The tall one.  \
Kerny                   The pudgy one.  > The worst kids in town.
Dolph                   The short one. /

[name not yet avail.]   Bart's first love interest {Kimmy Robertson} [?]

== Lisa's classmates and friends ==

Janey Hagstrom          black classmate, tall thin head, protruding upper lip
                        arguably Lisa's best friend.
                        can touch her nose with her tongue
Ralph                   stringy haired classmate
                        eats paste
Chuck                   blonde classmate who can invert his eyelids [7f19]
Wanda                   girl whose future husband will be a janitor [8f08]

"Bleeding Gums" Murphy  Blues sax player.

== Homer's friends ==

Barney Gumbel           Bachelor slob. {dc}
Larry                   Bar denizen.
                        Brought his dog to Emily Winthrop's Canine College

== Grampa's friends ==

Jasper                  White-bearded inmate at the Retirement Castle. {hs}
                        Also likes to complain.

Herman                  One-armed owner of a military antiques store. {hs}

Beatrice ``Bea'' Simmons
                        Grampa's girlfriend who died and left him $106,000.
                        {Audrey Meadows} [7f17]

Mrs. Spencer            Woman whose family didn't forget her at Thanksgiving.
                        [7f07]

== The neighbors ==

Ned Flanders            Homer's next-door neighbor. {hs}
Maude Flanders          His wife. {mr}
Todd Flanders           His miniature-golf-playing son. {nc}
Rod Flanders            His other son.

Sylvia Winfield         Elderly woman whose pool Santa's Little Helper
                        likes to frolic in. [7f14]

Mrs. Quick              Elderly shut-in whom Bart did chores for. [7f21]

== Springfield Civil Servants ==

Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield
                        Town founder.

Chief Wiggum            Police chief. {ha}
                        Consistently wears his badge on the wrong side
                        of his chest.

Diamond Joe Quimby      Town mayor. {hs}
                        Designator of Springfield's "SNOW DAY".
                        Gave opening speech at comic book convention.
                        Inaugurated Springfield nuclear warning sign.
                        Announced renaming of Michael Jackson Expressway.
                        Dropped starting flag at soap box derby.
                        Proclaimed 11 Nov as Flaming Moe's Day.
                        Sang in `We're Sending Our Love Down the Well'.

Judge Multon            Judge at Bart vs Mr. Burns trial. [7f10]
Mrs. Norton             Springfield Public Library librarian. [7f08]

The two cops (both named Eddie)
The mail lady           [7g10, 7f22]

== Other Civil Servants ==

Mary Bailey             Governor that ran against Mr. Burns. [7f01]

Bob Arnold              Corrupt politician [8f01]
Jerry                   Lobbyist who bribes Congressman Arnold [8f01]

George and Barbara Bush The President and the First Lady [8f01]

== Children's television ==

Krusty the Clown, a.k.a. Herschel Krustofsky {dc}
                        Host of the very commercial `Krusty the Clown Show'.
                        Promotes pork products.
                        Bart's hero.
``Sideshow'' Bob Terwilliger
                        Krusty's sidekick until he tried to frame Krusty.
                            {Kelsey Grammer}
                        Did not speak on the show (while Krusty was in charge)
                        After being released from jail, married Selma,
                        then tried to murder her.
                        Back in jail.
Side-Show Mel           Krusty the Clown's new sidekick. {dc}
                        Does not speak, but rather uses a horn.
                        Sang in `We're Sending Our Love Down the Well'.
Corporal Punishment     Maintains order in the studio.
Gina Ballerina          Another regular.

Miss Lois Pennycandy    Krusty's executive assistant. [8f05]

Itchy and Scratchy      Violent mouse and cat cartoon on Krusty's show.
Roger Myers             President of Itchy and Scratchy, Intl. {Alex Rocco}

The Happy Little Elves  Yendor, Bubbles, Doofy, and Moldy
  (Crappy)

== The media ==

Phil                    Local newscaster [mg34]
Bill Pie ``In the Sky'' KBBL traffic reporter {dc} [7g01]
Kent Brockman           Emmy-winning newsman for Channel 6. {hs}
                        Hosts `Smartline', a nightly news/interview show.
Scott Christian         Brockman's colleague, host of `Laugh and a Half'. {dc}
Dave Glass              Sportscaster for the Springfield Isotopes. {hs} [7f05]
Dave Shutton            Investigative reporter.  [7f01, 8f11]
Chick Hearn             Sportscaster for the L. A. Lakers. {himself} [8f04]

== Religion ==

Rev. Timothy Lovejoy    Pastor of the First Church of Springfield. {hs}
                        Panelist on `Gabbing about God', a radio show.
Helen Lovejoy           His wife. {mr?}
Miss Albright           Sunday School teacher. {tm?}
Satan                   'nuff said. {hs}

Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky  Krusty's once-estranged father. {Jackie Mason} [8f05]
                        Panelist on `Gabbing about God', a radio show.

Monsignor Kenneth Daly  Panelist on `Gabbing about God', a radio show. [8f05]

== Television personalities ==

Troy McClure            Former actor {ph}
                        now host of `I Can't Believe They Invented It',
                        a program-length advertisement.
                        Starring in `Handle with Care'.
                        Did promotional film for The Chocolate Factory
                        and video for Rancho Relaxo.

Watson and Dreaderick Tatum [7f13, 8f08]
                        the champion and challenger in the
                        Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out.
                        (Tatum wins by TKO.)
                        Tatum is originally from Springfield.

Buddy Hodges            Actor who portrayed `Fallout Boy' in the
                        `Radioactive Man' comics. [7f21]

Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon

McBain                  Hero of a series of high-violence movies {hs}
Skowie                  McBain's ill-fated partner [8f07]
Senator Mendoza         The evil villain [7f17]

== Local businessmen ==

Moe                     Proprietor of Moe's Tavern. {ha}
Bernard                 Flaming Moe's bouncer. [8f08]
                        Usher at media circus for Timmy O'Toole. [8f11]

Apu                     The Kwik-E-Mart clerk. {ha}
Sanjay                  Apu's violence-deploring brother. [7f13, 7f18, 8f17]

Mr. Chupo               Owner and proprietor of Chupo's Candy Store [mg34]

Dr. Julius Hibbert      Simpsons' family doctor. {hs}
                        Graduated from Johns Hopkins University.
                        May have a twin brother that is the director at
                        the Shelbyville Orphanage.

Lionel Hutz             Bart's attorney when he was hit by Mr. Burns. {ph}
                        He has a card that turns into a sponge in water.
                        Also a pen that looks like a cigar.
                        Executor of Bea Simmons' estate.
                        Consulted about copyrighting the Flaming Moe.
                        Defended Bart against murder charges.
Della                   Hutz's secretary. {Doris Grau} [7f10]
Dr. Nick Riviera        Shifty doctor. {ha}
                        Affiliate of Lionel Hutz.
                        Invented candy that claims to clean & straighten teeth.
                        Invented `Spiffy!', an all-purpose cleaner.

Dr. Marvin Monroe       Psychiatrist at the Family Therapy Center {hs}
                        (1-800-555-HUGS)
                        Host of a radio call-in therapy show. (555-PAIN)

Professor John Fink     {ha}
                        man who hoped his death ray would win Grampa's money
                        technical advisor during nuclear scare
                        tried to analyze Flaming Moe for secret ingredient
                        had plan to rescue Timmy O'Toole
                        computer tried to pick football games

Cowboy Bob              Salesman at Bob's RV ROUND-UP. {ab} [7g09]
Jacques                 Good bowler at Barney's Bowl-A-Rama. {ab} [7g11]
                        Made the moves on Marge.

Akira                   Waiter at the Happy Sumo.  {George Takei} [7f11]
Richie Sakai            Singing customer at the Happy Sumo. [7f11]

Miss Emily Winthrop     Barbara Woodhouse-like trainer at the
                        Emily Winthrop Canine College {Tracey Ullman} [7f14]

Princess Cashmere       Exotic dancer. [7g10]
                        (April Flowers, in real life Shawna Tiften)
                        Apu's girlfriend. [8f06]

Akira                   Instructor at martial arts school. [7f23]
Chuck Ellis             Bill collector for Springfield Collection Agency [7f23]

Fat Tony                Mobster {Joe Mantegna} [8f03]

Yiddle                  Owner of Yiddle's Jokes, on the Lower East Side [8f05]

Jerry                   Proprietor of King Toot's Music Store,
                        the music store next to Moe's Tavern. [8f06]

Dave and Dave, Jr.      Father and son at the Nat'l Fatherhood Institute [8f07]

Harv Bannister          Representative from Tipsy McStagger's Good-Time
                        Drinking and Eating Emporium [8f08]

== Music ==

Aerosmith               themselves [8f08]
Sting                   himself [8f11]
Lurleen Lumpkin         Country singer {Beverly D'Angelo} [8f19]
Spinal Tap              themselves {Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, hs}

== Sports ==

Antoine Tex Ohara       Owner of the Springfield Isotopes [7f05]
Dan Horde               Baseball announcer at the `employees and spouse
                        and no more than three children' night. [7f05]
Flash Bailey            Player on the Isotopes. [7f05]

Dave Rosenfield         Owner of the major league baseball team. [7f05]
Capital City Goofball   Capital City's mascot. {Tom Poston} [7f05]
                        "Just squeeze the weeze."

Bret Gunsilman          Football sportscaster {hs} [8f12]
Smooth Jimmy Apollo     Football sportscaster who makes predictions {ph} [8f12]

Steve Sax               \
Wade Boggs               | ringers on Monty Burns'
Don Mattingly            | nuclear power plant
Jose Canseco             | softball team [8f13]
Darryl Strawberry        |
Ken Griffey, Jr.         |
Mike Scoscia             |
Ozzie Smith              |
Roger Clemens           /

Magic Johnson           Himself [8f04]

== Blasts from the past ==

Artie Ziff              Marge's Sr. Prom date. {jl} [7f12]
Mr. Harlan Dondelinger  Homer's high school principal his senior year. (1974)
                        [7f12]
Mrs. Blumenstein        Teacher who runs the debate team. [7f12]
Mr. Sikorsky            Shop teacher. [7f12]
Mr. Schindler           Marge's art teacher. [7f18]

== Famous people ==

Tony Bennett            himself [7f05]
Larry King              himself [7f11]
Ringo Starr             himself [7f18]
Leon Kompowski          the man who thought he was Michael Jackson [7f24]
Neil Patrick Harris     himself (as Bart Simpson) [8f03]
Steve Allen             Bart Simpson's electronically altered voice [8f15]

== Miscellaneous one-time characters ==

Lucille Botzcowski (Miss Botz)
                        The Babysitter From Hell {Penny Marshall} [7g01]

Cesar and Ugolin        Bad French wine makers. [7g13]
Maurice                 Their donkey. [7g13]

Adil Hoxha              Foreign exchange student from Tirana, Albania. [7g13]

Kang, Gudose            Two of the aliens from Rigel 4 in Bart's story. [7f04]
Serak the Preparer      Ship's cook. {James Earl Jones} [7f04]

    In order to pronounce the fourth alien's name correctly,
    you have to pull out your tongue.

Kodos                   One of the aliens that takes over earth in Lisa's
                        nightmare. [8f02]

Truck-o-Saurus          20 tons and 4 stories of car crushing, fire breathing,
                        prehistoric insanity (at Springfield Speedway). [7f06]
Captain Lance Murdock   Professional daredevil, inspired Bart. [7f06]

John and Gloria         Couple at Rev. Lovejoy's marriage retreat. [7f20]

Ozbado                  Mr. Burns' jai alai opponent. [7f22]

Mr. Roman               Ghost writer for Burns' story about his brush with
                        death. [7f22]

Princess Opal           Psychic who helps search for Principal Skinner. [8f03]

Faith Crowley           patriotism editor of Reading Digest magazine [8f01]

Trong Van Din           finalists in the essay-writing contest [8f01]
Maria Diminguez

Ronnie Beck             Three-time soapbox derby winner and Bart's hero [8f07]

Mr. Bartone             Gangster Bart squeals on in his dream. [8f15]

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