HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 20:26:24 GMT

Paul hints:

>Rip                       \
>Thunder God(in training,  / in training to win the neon T-shirt)

Wait... does this mean you're coming?  Does this mean I'll finally be able to
meet my BigBro?  Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease....

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 7 Apr 1992 17:50:44 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I'm back

In article <rq5s5INN3je@agate.berkeley.edu>, scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott
Gier) says:
>
>Lisa states:
>
>>Scott:
>>The problem I had was that I was on the side with the cliff.  The up close
>>and personal view of the cliffedge and the corresponding drop was enough
>>to make me quake with fear.  Especially when you tell me that you don't
>>really know where the right (passanger) side of the car is.
>   I knew where you were, it was were all the whimpering sounds were coming
>   from.  And later, it was where the octopus hands of yours were coming from.
>   I just don't really know where that side of the car sits on the road.
>   *big Hug* Sorry for scaring you.  And sorry for scaring the eight lives out
>   of Adrian and his girlfiend. (Not really, I was always in control of the
>   car, but sometimes it is nice to make him feel happy.)
>
>**  Yeah four to six inches from the flimsy guardrail all the way up.  And
>**  the tires sometimes squealed (at least we could hear them over the radio
>**  occasionaly.)  OK we'll put it this way.  Always barely in control of
>**  the car.
   tsk tsk tsk....grand canyon hun!
>
>**  Octopus hands??  I never heard you object to them being where they where.
     I forgot....ribbet kisser, bear hugger, *grin* but, you did keep me...
awake. *hug*
>
>>That's it.  Keep it up.
>  Oh, *innocent look* Am I keeping IT up?
>  *wicked grin*  I do try.
>
>**  Maybe, Maybe not.  The question is are yo trying hard enough to keep it
>**  up.
   Sorry, I never try HARD.  I do believe that is what men do. *wicked grin*
>
>Go OUTSIDE in the SUMMER in PHOENIX for long periods of times????!!!???
>** I meant in the evening.

  In Phoenix? in summer?   Try, drive to Flagstaff. *kiSs* The things
I have to teach you.
>
Lisa
Lady Elizabeth/Ariel
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Ender finally get's a clue (was Re: A timely (I hope) post...)
Date: 9 Apr 92 03:59:07 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

From article <1992Apr8.032202.3865@uunet.uu.net>, by ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh):

Ender emblishes:

> 'Chelle writes:
>>Lee challenges  (AGAIN?!) :
> 
> Okay, Pistils at Dawn.  Can we use stamens in our defense?

[see below]

> [Ender has been in the Twilight Zone obviously because he's been wondering
>  who Lee challenged all this time and finally realizes it was HIM...
>  *slap to forehead*  Missed his original followup to my post *sheepish grin*]

I think you were just hiding...

 
>>>  --or if you're a real man, aerosol
>>>whipped cream!!!  That way, if I loose, my berieved can take comfort
>>>in the sweetness of her final kiss applied to my (convenient for
>>>preserving of such cream) cold lips...
> 
> Just out of curiousity, why would I spray you LIPS with whipped cream???

You said Pistils at Dawn... So obviously youd be going for my tulips...


>>>Does thou accept?
> Uh...  can I get back to you on that?  =)

You mean this challange is going to go unanswered and I'll have
defended 'chelle's honor without mortal risk?

 
>>As long as it stays with whipped cream dispensers, I think I can handle this. 
>>But I've seen the wall decorations of SteveM's apartment... I do't think you
>>want to get any more technical than that.  And beware of Blade's
>>TerminatorWaterGun.
> 
> Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  Don't tell him about my sword collection like that!!!
> You'll ruin the suprise!!!  Nothing like a RediWhip covered bastard sword
> to make one's morning...

Or a white fluffy CO2 robotic laser...

 
> -Ender, who's editor seems to be broken... =)

Ender,  Isn't that the the guy with the forest moon?


Lee


-- 
Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
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From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 23:28:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.224133.22954@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
>Well, at least the "new" part was right!
>
>Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
>seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
>

But of course!!  There's ALWAYS room for JELLO!!!

*tap* *tap*  Yes Ender?

"She didn't mention JELLO in her article anywhere"

Oh, my, so she didn't.  *ponderous look*

"And don't throw any JELLO on her either, she's new"

Hmmm, good point, besides, we're supposed to be nice to the ladies, aren't
we?

"Yes Yoda"

*sigh* o.k.

>Christy!

Welcome!!  *HUG*


Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
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From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: New Secretary to da Prez
Keywords: New Secretary to the President of the RFA
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 15:59:04 GMT

Lis announces:
>
>Pete Walsh, otherwise known as Ender,  has accepted the
>position, altho he is wondering what exactly *is* a 
>"Secretarial Position"....  I guess I'll have to keep him 
>after work and demonstrate the "secretarial position"
>to him, hey??   *heh heh heh*     ;-)   

>    Let's have a great round of **Applause** for the 
>
>   NEW  SECRETARY  TO  THE  PRESIDENT  OF  THE  RFA  !!

Now that I know what one looks like (and feel like I'm a better person for
it), I would like to extend a double golf clap to Ender.  Congrats!  

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 03:47:48 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <1992Apr16.004556.10865@uunet.uu.net> smm@uunet.uu.net writes:

> In article <1992Apr15.132932.4878@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
> >Ok, boss.  I'll get right on it!  ;-)
> >
> >Christy
> >
> 
> Now WAIDDAMINUT here!!!  What's the deal here, Ender?  You already HAVE a
> secretary AND a publicity manager!!  WHAT are you going to do with (or to)
> ANOTHER babe?  I don't even have ONE secretary.  I only PAY yours...
> 
> Christy, if you REALLY want to be a secretary, don't load down Ender, he
> has enough women to deal with.  I do have need of a publicity secretary 
> here...  And you don't even have to type!!!
> 

Ok, I'll take the job.  But, what's in it for me?

Christy
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group - is there one?
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:48:40 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

In article <1992Apr6.184248.23733@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>Edward asks:
>
>>I have been reading this group, and I guess I am wondering, what is
>>its charter supposed to be?
>
>Charter?  Really?  Huh.  I don't think we have one, do we?  Does it matter
>anyway? 

"Even if it matters, does it matter that it matters?" [*]

> I guess our charter holds that the purpose of this group is to make
>as many people as it can laugh, or think, or both, about romantic issues, or
>just plain flirtation, so pick a thread, any thread, and jump right in!

Sounds about right to me.  Fun and happiness in the good times, hugs and
support in the not so good.
4~
Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
[*] Sorry folks, it's been a while and I'm getting 
HitchHikers withdrawal symptoms
==============================
Words are unable to speak of love
Like a smile in a whisper does
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 16:57:41 GMT

Lee
>Michelle moves me:
>> 
>> Right!  I'm not innocent!  At least, not after *that* week... *smirk*
>
>Exactly.  First we dispose of the innocence, and then we bring out
>the restraints...  Being a computer programmer, they of course have
>to be virtual restraints and therefore exist only in the minds
>of the restrainer and the restrainee...

Yeah, right.... whatever.  *mumblemumblemumble* durn computer humor *mumble
mumble*

>>>GOGIL & MHW's sweet baboo
>> Yay!!  those two personas go together sooooo well!
>
>Sorta conjurs up the image of biker with a security blanket
>sucking his thumb, though....  

Whatever gets you through the night, babe...

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
From: epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary Epperson)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: TushContest
Date: 10 Apr 92 02:11:50 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Statistics Department
Originator: epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu

Well, so far, we have two contestants...Yoda (Steve) and Steve
Salter (who claims to be the TushKing??)...any more takers?  Come
on fellas...can't let the Steve's take over here can you??  Blade,
what about it...gonna compete?

Mary
One judge of the TushContest
Sexretary to the Chats
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Chocolate
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 17:25:11 -0500

lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)

>"Chocolate isn't for Hunger, it's for Sheer Sensory Delight"
> ^^^^^^^^^                            ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^

I just had to offer that the best piece of chocolate I ever had was a bite
I shared with someone.  He put one half in his mouth and I bit off my half.
Then we kissed with chocolate on our lips.....very yummy indeed.....

*smile (with chocolate on my lips)*

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Important Announcement-Prez RFA
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 17:09:06 GMT

In article <s6uccINNkae@agate.berkeley.edu> ptt@barkley.berkeley.edu (BatMan) writes:
>HolySlipperyFloors Batman!  Get that woman a towel!!!!
>
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>Batman
>-- 
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Adrian Ho, He With The Embarrassingly *Dead* Passion ** Phone: (510) 642-5563
>System Manager, CFD Lab, ME Dept, UC Berkeley * adrianho@barkley.berkeley.edu
>Maintainer, Tcl/Tk Contrib Archive ---- barkley.berkeley.edu [128.32.142.237]

Oh my Gosh!! Adrian seems to have fused with Batman!  Whatever does it all
mean?!  *giggle* *snort*

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
..............................................................................
Only connect the prose and the passion, and both will be exalted, and human
love will be seen at its height.  Live in fragments no longer.  Only connect,
and the beast and the monk, robbed of the isolation that is life to either,
will die.  -- E. M. Forster, _Howards End_

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 21:35:14 GMT

In article <44639@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary Epperson) writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.153629.926@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>>Well, loving tushes need be the only qualification required to be a judge. 
>>Maybe all the SexySecretaries (one of whom is now Madame Prez, but if she'd
>>let us we'll still count her in the group) should bve judges.  Julie?  Mary? 
>>We should make Lisa Mae an honorary SexySecretary 'cause she's a judge too...
>>ooooooh, this is gonna be fun.  First thing we have to decide is what the
>>contestants are going to WEAR!! (If anything... *smirk*)
>>>
>
>I'm in, and I vote we give LisaMae honorary also...that makes FIVE 
>judges...now *who* wants to compete?  Sign up now with the Sexretary
>of the Chats and the contest will take place at the *first*
>opportunity...now, who wants to sign up first?

I'll sign up.  I never though of my butt as being all that hot a thing, 
but apparently some of the (unfortunately not available) ladies that work
here at UUnet have been talking about my posterior behind my bac, as it
were.  Put me in for it.

>Mary
>Sexretary to the Chats

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 19:20:55 -0500

smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)

Steve, I left this in because it was too funny to delete....

>
>But of course!!  There's ALWAYS room for JELLO!!!
>
>*tap* *tap*  Yes Ender?
>
>"She didn't mention JELLO in her article anywhere"
>
>Oh, my, so she didn't.  *ponderous look*
>
>"And don't throw any JELLO on her either, she's new"
>
>Hmmm, good point, besides, we're supposed to be nice to the ladies, aren't
>we?
>
>"Yes Yoda"
>
>*sigh* o.k.
>
>>Christy!
>
>Welcome!!  *HUG*

DON'T TRUST THEM, CHRISTY!!  NEVER TURN YOU BACK ON ANY OF THESE GUYS....

You just never know what will happen next.....right Blade?....and stop
giving out my phone number....

What a PR Agent has to deal with...Sheesh!


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

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Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 15:16:52 EDT
From: <I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
 <1992Apr14.085816.26417@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>
 <1992Apr14.145825.6304@uunet.uu.net>
 <1992Apr14.102447.3462@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>

Responding to Julie's weak help call.  Kyramus hands her a banana cream pie,
and throws one at Blade, stiking him ... <Splut> "BULL'S EYE", shouts Kyramus
And waves his hand at Julie to try and do the same thing, while Blade is
cleaning his face.


                  Kyramus
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: ROMANCE IS BACK!
Date: 17 Apr 92 00:10:43 GMT
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Christy tells all:
> 
>I have the most wonderful, fantastic, exciting news!
>
>*most of touching birthday story deleted to save space*  
>
>She heard what he said but didn't pay any attention to it.  She opened
her eyes
>to blow out her candle and ....lo and behold, there was a diamond ring around
>the candle.  She almost fainted. He got down on his knee and asked her
to marry
>him....needless to say, she said YES!
> 
>I think she may have had the best birthday ever!
> 
>Christy

*wistful sigh* *dabbing misty eye* That was wonderful. Congrats to your sister.
That guy has a lot of imagination. 

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA

PS Damn, there goes the plot of my next story.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Erin's Hands - GRW
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 00:59:14 -0500

>>	Ah.  True, I would suppose...  We must do some studies on this
>>type of thing...  :)
>
>Studies??   Excellent Idea, My Hero.... I must admit
>I would just love to do this Study with you....  |-)

	Hey...  somday maybe, you know that...  :)
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude)
Subject: PuterMan hears a cry...
Organization: WHAT?
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:00:24 GMT

Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> hollers out:
>dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
>>
>>EXCUSE ME ? since when did you become my boss ? Eh ?
>>
>>Speak up Lassie, my ears are going...
>
>Uh, well, you see...Hi Blade, didn't know you were around....how's the
>house hunting?  Weather been nice there?  How's the chat plans coming?
>Gonna have room for all of us?  Boy, how 'bout those Mets?  What, they
>aren't playing yet?  Oh, well.....<weakly>..help!
>
	PuterMan's sensitive ears (they cry a lot) hears another damsel
cryin' for help. Swooshing down, he sees Julie sputterin' for an
explanation. Deftly, he tries to land right in front of her, succeeding
in landing flat on his face. PuterDog lands right behind him, and licks
his face to bring him back to conciousness.
	"Uh, wow! Uh, okay. I'm fine. And if you ever need me again,
just call!"
	With that, PuterMan flies off into the sunset. PuterDog watches
hiom go, sides up to Julie's left leg, puts his head under her hand,
and starts to growl in Blade's direction. Looking up, he licks Julie's
hand, and gives a little whine.
	Julie is now ready for Blade....
--
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com "My favorite vanity plate - PHUQUE"
From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Date: 14 Apr 92 21:32:42 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <880189s.79.703269688@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca writes:

> In article <1992Apr13.224133.22954@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
> >From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
> >Subject: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
> >Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 22:41:33 GMT
> 
> >Well, at least the "new" part was right!
> 
> >Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
> >seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
> 
> >Christy!
> 
> Hi Christy, Welcome from the "Lurk", 
> 
> Opening a bottle of nice Lindemans 1987 Chardonnay, Jamie offers up a glass 
> to Christy in toasty of here arrival, and offers her a towel (in order to 
> dry off from a certain SquirtGun)
> 
> Welcome *HUG*
> 

Ummm....good year. Can I have another glass???  How about two more???

Man, I should have joined you guys earlier...I get pies and champagne...What's
next on the menu?

Christy :)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 19:03:30 GMT

Lee challenges  (AGAIN?!) :
>From article <1992Apr6.022239.972@uunet.uu.net>, by ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh):
>
>> Well, I suppose 'Chelle will soon be returning to ARC after her adventures
>> here in D.C./VA. and before she does I would just like to say...
>
>[denials deleted]
>
>--and I was hoping there wouldn't have to be any duels at the BeachChat in
>the defense of this angelic woman's honor...  
                     
You're calling me angelic after the week we spent together?  I don't get it.
>
>> 'Chelle's a very nice person...  even if we DID drive her friends away...
>> heh heh heh heh heh...  }=>
>
>...leaving her at the mercy of your evil whims!  I've seen this
>strategy before.

Seen it, hell!  I'll bet you've USED it before!!

>That does it!!!!
>
>Shall we say:  Pistols at Dawn?

We can say it... I don't know what it means...

  --or if you're a real man, aerosol
>whipped cream!!!  That way, if I loose, my berieved can take comfort
>in the sweetness of her final kiss applied to my (convenient for
>preserving of such cream) cold lips...

This reeks of Romeo and Juliet.  "CoolWhip has been his untimely end..." or
whathaveyou.  I think not.

>Does thou accept?

As long as it stays with whipped cream dispensers, I think I can handle this. 
But I've seen the wall decorations of SteveM's apartment... I do't think you
want to get any more technical than that.  And beware of Blade's
TerminatorWaterGun.

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Oops!
Date: 6 Apr 92 14:27:08 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

PaulD (we're taking over...) writes:
>..Figures.  First time I try to post and my .sig gets eaten...

"Scientific progress  [*]"

>Couldn't let Hobbes be cut off now, could I?  :-)

The master philosopher of our time?  Absolutely not!

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
[*]  "..goes Boinkk"
==============================
Words are unable to speak of love