HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: @ the xroads
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 17:28:02 GMT


that laugh, like scrolling arpeggios, that couldn`t be natural.  she 
made it sound natural but it i knew better.  come on, that sounds too
much like a major seventh, c if im not mistaken.  i pick up the phone
to anchor my relative pitch on the f of the dial tone, alright its not
a c but i am still suspicious.  

too late, she has made me her indentured servant in an orgy of
capitalism.  i pay my bill of euphemisms with the currency of 
bitterness.  blood is deeper than water.  even heavy water. am
i rambling, aw fuckit whocares.  oh yeah and those cheekbones,
how could they be real?  they were too finely moulded, too sharp,
too pristine.  anyone can get plastic surgery, anyone with money,
but how do you get leonardo to design your cheekbones?  


--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"  -R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (The Steel General's Batsman)
Subject: Re: highway riding
Organization: Cappo Ferra 6
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 03:40:30 GMT

ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:

] In article <rv81hbg@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
] > They cut me off so they could change three lanes in one swerve.
] 
] I'll be working on my aim.  Next time I won't miss.
] 
] ata boy


don,

dear don

DEAR don,

who wanted my wife to die,
let me explain something to you.

bikers travel in packs for one reason:
because that way, if one gets hurt, there is
a large posse already gathered to wreak havoc
all over the perpetrator.

also, if i ever encounter you on the road, 
i will personally reach through your half-open
window & reenact your birth.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: City Driving Observation #27
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 23:10:42 GMT

richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
# mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The One True Cross") writes:
# >
# >    In fact, the lights turn out to be timed for *all* sufficiently
# >great speeds S that exceed some minimum magic value.  You can prove this
# >rigorously, but it's quite clear: If you go fast enough, you can zoom
# >from one end of the city to the other before *any* of the lights have a
# >chance to turn red.
# 
# But had my friend said *that*, he wouldn't have been at all funny.
# Merely pedantic.

Whereas, if your friend had gone on to point out that the magic value
may be large enough as to render the problem moot on account of the
fact that all the red lights will be blue-shifted into green anyway,
he would have surpassed `pedantic' and gone on to `severely in need of
a skull waxing' -- a stage frequently attained by some of my more
inbred relatives, like my father for instance (he is also my mother --
don't ask) -- except he's terribly unlikely to make an observation of
this nature on account of the fact that he's a brainless pretzelhead
with the common sense of Bush administration cabinet official, and he
hasn't made a clever observation since the day after Lee Oswald was
shot, when he remarked that the Big Kahuna is obviously not dead but
merely gone into hiding after knocking up Eva Gardner -- probably
smoking pot in Switzerland with the `real' Lee Oswald, whooping it up
like a wild man, and doing donuts in front of the American embassy in
a rented Land Rover in celebration of his liberation from that shrew
he mistakenly married to pay off a gambling debt.


-- 
+---------------------------+  ``Democracy is the theory that the common 
| J H Woodyatt              |  people know what they want, and deserve to
| bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com |  get it good and hard.''
+---------------------------+                              -- H L Mencken
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: pgI
Date: 8 Nov 92 16:51:31
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
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Comments: Why worry about tomorrow when today is so far off?


	Empty my mind, I find it hard to cook

That's why each and every one of them seems so much more attractive
than they really are. That's why I'm taking this long. 

	Listen to my heart, Don't need no stethoscope

It's beating with boredom. Wating to be relieved from it's pointless
duty. 

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.

			       HUG ME!
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Lunch
Keywords: smirk, original
Date: 12 Nov 92 18:39:56 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Originator: gerald@gerald

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: thread merge (was Re: Funny Ears)
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Keywords: rot13
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 4 Nov 92 21:28:50 CST


In article <1992Nov4.201134.5044@tc.cornell.edu>, mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
> In article <gerald.720901248@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
> >I have a walkman. The headphones are the kind with the cord leading to two
> >ear pieces (no head band). This is cool because it looks cool and doesn't
> >mess my hair. However, my ears are not the right shape to hold the ear
> >pieces. I assume there isn't surgery for things like this, because Perot
> >has lots of money and could get it if he wanted to. (surgery, that is).
> >What is my recourse? Sincerely,
> >
> >Gerald
> 
> Super glue. And stop setting followups to misc.test.
> 

oskoboiny is the space between earphones.

jkc (or the space between t.b)
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Sickness")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc
Date: 9 Nov 92 05:51:19 GMT
	<1992Nov6.071732.14934@netcom.com> <1de6f0INN89k@rave.larc.nasa.gov>
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov's message of 6 Nov 92 16:28:16 GMT

In article <1de6f0INN89k@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>   >Ogawd, body piercing is sooooooo passe.  It was branding for awhile,
>   >but now it's POKING YOUR EYES OUT WITH A SHARPENED A-440 TUNING FORK.
>
>   Is that like an A-450 tuning fork?

No, it's 10 less.

Sheesh.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: AMAZING DISCOVERIES OF THE 20th CENTURY...
Date: 11 Nov 92 19:35:33 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Roger Carasso (carasso@Turing.ORG) wrote:

> MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGHS!

> in rec.pets, sarah@albnyvms.bitnet writes:
>) One daym, I saw my pet rat choking and had to give him the
>) Heimlich maneuver


Speaking of which....

	According to a pet health-care book a friend of mine has, the
correct way to get the water out of a drowning cat's lungs is to hold it
by the back feet, swing it around in a large circle, and let centrifugal
force do the rest.

	There's even a demonstration picture of it.  One of my current
goals in life is to scan that picture in and use it as an X backdrop.



--
| D. J. McCarthy                                      "Hello, lesbians!"
| dmccart@gomez.intel.com                             -- Roseanne's mother
| ...!intelhf!mipos3!modl01!dmccart
From: dobson@nocusuhs.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Vending machines are out ta get me
Keywords: smirk, original
Date: 13 Nov 92 13:31:28 GMT
Organization: National Naval Medical Center

In article <gerald.721517295@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
[vending machine dribble]
>
>Gerald, the cunning linguist

I first read this as 'Gerald, the cunnilinguist'
-- 
Mike Dobson, NetNews Admin        |  dobson@nocusuhs.nnmc.navy.mil
"If I didn't know better, I'd say |  rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil
a member of the US military was attempting to subvert the telecommunications
policies of a foreign nation."  Ed Vielmetti about me.
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My Favorite Molecule (or, Short Shameful Addiction)
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:38:49 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:

| My favorite molcule:
|    C H  N O
|     8 10 4 2
|                      O         CH
|                      ||       /  3
| 	   H C       C       N:
|             3  \   /   \   /   \
|                  N       C       C - H
|                  |       ||    //
|                  C       C -- N
|                //  \   /
|               O      N
|                      |
|                      CH
|                        3
| 
|The first person to identify this friend of mine gets to be a regular character
|in at least my next 3 stories. Please post your responses for real 
|entertainment value.

Those of us in "the know" recognized this immediately as Zyclon B.

rp -- fnord
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (Deviant Pervert)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Let's be specific (Was Re: one line bio)
Date: 7 Nov 1992 04:59:33 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <s21k3s0@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>
>It's time for cj's bi-annual haircut.


Which particular hair are we talking about?


5150
will that be scissors, a razor, or an epilady?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,alt.postmodern,alt.good.news,alt.cascade
From: trimper@edsi.plexus.COM (Greg Trimper)
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Organization: Enterprise Data Systems Incorporated, Appleton WI
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:29:43 GMT

seibel@acsu.buffalo.edu (Philip A. Seibel) writes:

>6168aa@gmuvax.gmu.edu writes:

>>In article <1992Oct29.231251.9101@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au>, cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
>>> In article <Bwvrz6.JH1@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>>>
>>>>In article <1992Oct28.204917.9357@mcs.anl.gov> peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE,
>>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>>>I don't understand - what the fuck?
>>> HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
>> My daddy drives a Chevy.  (TRUCK!!)  "Watch the beat!!"
>This certainly sounds like good news to me!!!
Yes, but I really have to go pee!!!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: Re: why I love SGI
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 22:19:52 GMT

In article <9211050805.42@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>So how is Encore doing since they slunk out of Massachusetts?
>
>I don't here [hear] much about them these days.

Well, if by "slunk" you mean shutting down all facilities, laying off
most of the local workers and transferring corporate headquarters to
Florida, then yes, you could say Encore slunk out of Massachusetts.

Encore's doing fine, thank you, supplying 88000-based multiprocessors to
anyone who wants one.  One nice thing about that is there is no shortage
of computing power.  I have an 8 processor mini, with 1M of cache, 128M
of memory and a 1.2gig disk to call my own.  Mine, all mine!!  I would use
the 32 processor 93 series machine, but there's someone else on there.

Dave
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 03:58:43 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <7862@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>This morning the new `C&A Compliments' Catalogue arrived in the post. 
>The blue-eyed, blonde girl who models their underwear and stockings is
>delicious.  She looks as if she is about eighteen.  There are lots of
>photographs of her slender hips wrapped in brightly coloured, skimpy
>panties, and one stunning full-length shot in bra, suspender belt,
>panties and stockings.

So, did you order anything?

>On the other hand, the brunette who models the brightly-patterned
>sweaters looks as though she is about to eat a live human being without
>anaesthetic.  She models some other clothes as well, and always has the
>same carnivorous facial expression. 

Perhaps her face is frozen that way.

>The other thing that came in the post was a credit card bill.  I now
>have 2,012 pounds to pay off at 27% APR before my contract expires in
>July.  Oh, and a letter from the bank advertising a 250 pound cheque
>guarantee card, which you can have if you maintain a minimum bank
>balance of 5,000 pounds.  They must be joking.  Even the man who puts
>the leaflets into the envelopes must realise that if I had a minimum
>bank balance of 5,000 pounds I wouldn't live in Pilton. 

So what are your plans for August?

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: english@alicudi.usc.edu (Joe English)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: rmgroup alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Date: 9 Nov 1992 15:37:37 -0800
Organization: Nerds of Action
Distribution: world
Reply-To: joe@trystero.art.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: alicudi.usc.edu


In article <1dhacpINNa5c@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
|> In article <BD.92Nov7090655@fluent.UUCP> bd%fluent@dartmouth.EDU writes:
|> |jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer) writes:
|> |
|> |>Of course, thanks to liberals, the Bill of Rights is 
|> |>considered to have only 9 amendments already, so Clinton won't have
|> |>as big a job to do.
|> |
|> |I'm a liberal - which one of the amendments is it I'm
|> |supposed to not be in support of?
|> 
|> Uh, the Tenth?

Isn't that the one that says ``Thou shalt not covet 
thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's 
wife, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor his wife's ass,''
et cetera?

I thought it was the sixth (``Session Layer'') that
liberals didn't like...


--joe@trystero.art.com

  ignore this posting.
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Watch me trick Fred out of his Fruity Pebbles(tm)
Date: 11 Nov 1992 22:59:10 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: smirk, original


How fucking stupid can Fred be?  Barney's pulled the same scam on him about
a thousand times.  Moron.


Mark "Gullible - see 'Fred'" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Junkies/crack addicts don't try to share the fun?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 21:45:52 GMT

this is my favorite subject line of the week (from alt.folklore.urban)


r


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:36844 alt.rush-limbaugh:9047 alt.fan.rush-limbaugh:7935
From: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C. Haushalter)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Bill of Rights
Date: 5 Nov 92 17:04:39 GMT
Organization: NEC Research Institute
Originator: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com

-- 
The opinions are mine..not my company's.
Actually, everything is more complicated
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: rec.humor."funny"
Date: 12 Nov 92 23:13:10 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


In article <7907@skye.ed.ac.uk>, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk writes:
> This woman has no taste, no sense of style, no humour and even less
> appreciation of good writing. 

Enough taste to go out with Lance once; not enough taste to
sleep with him.  Her loss, my gain.

I always root for past sexual success in my SOs.  Ex post
facto and utterly useless, but I still root for them.  I mean,
I suppose I could build a time machine & go back & warn Lance
not to wear that particular Hawaiian shirt for his date with
Maddi, but otherwise my cheerleading is bootless.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,alt.postmodern,alt.good.news,alt.cascade
From: gdearing@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Gregory D Dearing)
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 22:49:05 GMT

In article <1992Oct29.231251.9101@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au> cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
>In article <Bwvrz6.JH1@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>
>>In article <1992Oct28.204917.9357@mcs.anl.gov> peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM) writes:
>>>
>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE,
>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>> 
>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>I don't understand - what the fuck?
>HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Stop it guys - these cascades suck!


-- 
Greg Dearing
Email: Dearing.2@osu.edu
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: PASSEZ-MOI
Date: Thu,  5 Nov 92 22:37:36 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

In article <1992Nov3.180237.19025@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
*So I clear my throat, check my hair, and ask them to
*pass me the department store.

Mark "I then explained what 'the little death' REALLY means" Lippert :
: Today, I said, in French, to a young lady, "Excuse me, my little werewolf."

so, er, how WAS y......ah, nevermind
					--@lS
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 17:49:51 GMT



In article <1992Nov9.235107.3133@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
   In article <1992Nov9.214610.1312@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca) writes:
   >     I would be honored to have the new term named after me,
   >but I must concur with Alfvaen, adw is _the_ yardstick against

   This is a wonderful juxtaposition of mdw and AjD.  I love it.

   So, lets see here, we have oldbies, newbies, and adw's.

   So, what do I win?

   TTFN,
   M
  ^^^^^^
VOLCANO FOOD.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Last of the Dinosaurs")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The greatest country in history
Date: 6 Nov 92 00:56:00 GMT
	<1992Nov5.190801.22450@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: eric@Turing.ORG's message of 5 Nov 92 19:08:01 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.190801.22450@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> eric@Turing.ORG (Eric Prestemon) writes:
>   Just a polite reminder: All-caps is kind of annoying. Tone it down, Ilana.

Maybe you ought to take your own advice, blockhead.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Liberals want to remove Admendment #10? (was Re: rmgroup alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Date: 11 Nov 92 23:05:01 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Originator: gerald@gerald

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:

>What we have here, son, is a failure to communicate.

Some men, you just can't reach. So, we get what we had here last week.

>Dr. Bloor is on Line 2 and would like a chat with you.
>Let me put him on.

Hee.

Gerald -"Bloor St." still makes me giggle
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bkeiper@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan S Keiper)
Subject: Dream
Followup-To: Nothing in particular
Summary: The masses are a bunch of cattle.  Carnivores unite!!
Keywords: Margerine, Soy, Batsuana
Organization: I wouldn't belong to any organization that would accept me as a
              member  -G. Marx
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 19:42:32 GMT

     I look up and stare into a bright overhead lamp for a moment before 
turning to the doctor currently performing surgery.
     "Doctor?"
     "Hang on, I'm a bit busy.  Can you hold this?  No, this.  Good, now hold 
that tight".
     A moment passes.  "Doctor?"
     "Hmm?  What can I do for you?"
     "Well, I can't feel anything, which is fine.  You know, no pain and all.  
But I find it a little discomforting to actually watch you operate on me.  I 
mean, I really shouldn't be able to see my intestines and all, should I?"
     "So, you don't want to see what I'm doing?  Sponge".
     "No, not really".
     "Ok, no problem.  Nurse?"
     "Yes, doctor?"
     "Hit the lights, would you?"
     "Yes doctor".  Click.
     Feeling much better, I lie back and begin to let my mind wander.
     "Damn.  Nurse, see if you can find this man's spleen, I can't see a damned
thing in here".

               Bryan Keiper
               bkeiper@magnusug.acs.ohio-state.edu

                                   No catchy sig file as yet, so sorry.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: Re: highway riding
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 17:30:01 GMT

In article <1dfm1eINN499@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
 
> Who the hell needs Harleys when we have the Book of Revelation?

"And David's Triumph was heard throughout the land..."

-- 
/\     There may be honor among thieves, but there's none among politicians.
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Glam Metal Haiku (was Heavy Metal Hiku (spelling?))
Keywords: heavy 
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 16:43:01 GMT

rint69@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (rintoul bradley e) writes:

>Pale grey skin on bone
>Death comes to you,teeth gnashing
>Slain without knowing

Baby, can't you see
And this comes straight from the heart
I need you tonight

------------------------------------------------------------
mark schnitzius           |  seeking guitar songbook for the
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu  |  clash's "london calling".  does
univ. of central florida  |  one even exist?  will pay top $
------------------------------------------------------------
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I am in HEAVEN
Date: 11 Nov 1992 07:29:29 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <gerald.721457712@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>
>Once again, it's jazz night on my walkman. I'm working on my tenor sax
>impersonation tonight, I just hope the janitors appreciate my efforts.

Son, you have chosen the right instrument.

There is no instrument superior to the air sax.  Not even the air trombone.

After all, it's not every day you can fill your mind with perfectly
clear and innocent thoughts, with the musical refrains of Hawkins,
Coleman, and Zorn, with the melancholy strains of the "blue bop"
of the great '20s Newark jazz tradition and the confident beats
of a Chicago march, while appearing to the casual observer to
be pantomiming an immense act of self-abusage.

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