From: cortez@milton.u.washington.edu (Tom Warner)
Subject: Re: Possible Connection...
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:28:21 GMT

keb3_ss@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Karin E. Baker) writes:

>In <1992Sep8.214605.1727@wetware.com> drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
>>PA146008@utkvm1.utk.edu  (David Veal) writes:
>>] In article <1992Sep3.124045.8199@wetware.com>
>>] drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
>>] >mmarx@Csli.Stanford.EDU (Matthew Marx) writes:
>>] >] >drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
>>] >] >> dsh@odin.ece.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger) writes:

(alright now, got that all down? OK, here's the post.:

>>] >] > AMEN Brother And PREACH IT!!!!!!
>>] >] > HeteroSexuality IS CUREABLE!!!!!

>>] >] > As Long as Hetro's Are Allowed to Wallow in their Sin and Degradation
>>] >] > what Will Protect the MORALS and SCRUPPLES and WholeSomeFamilyValues!!!!!
>>] >] > I Agree Brother! OutLaw Hetro's NOW!!!!!
>>] >] > Its Not enough to "Just Say NO! to Hetro!"
>>] >] > We Must OUTLAW THEM! We Must Make THEM find The CURE!!!!!

Actually, our experimental curer models, Dan and Marilyn Quayle, are
showing great promise in many areas. All heterosexual behavior has been
eradicated, but unfortunately, the dogma is harder to get rid of. And there
are also many nasty side effects we're not yet sure how to deal with. :)

>>] >] I *hope* drieux (, just drieux) is joking, for his petty war against
>>] >] heterosexuality (not to mention proper cApitalIzatioN) is inane.
>>] >] Suppose we outlaw heterosexuality. Then the human race is extinct in
>>] >] one generation. Think about it.

Think??? Think??? Are you asking us to challenge the tenets of our deeply
held religious beliefs with so-called "free thinking"??? It is written!
Heterosexuality is a sin and an abomination before God, and no new-fangled
"scientific" theory can ever change that!!!!

Repent now, unbeliever, or face eternal damnation!!!!

>There are other ways in which to create new children!  Besides which, 
>even if you did go around and cure all the heterosexuals, there'd still
>be some closeted ones, and as birth control would be unecessary, they'd
>be multiplying like bunnies!

>>] >
>>] >think about the Fact that all the BRUTAL MASS MURDERES
>>] >and MORAL DEGENERATE SICKO's on this planet were born
>>] >by Flagrant HeteroSexuality!!!!!
>>] 
>>]      *And* the breathed oxygen, *and* they we subject to gravity, *and*
>>] they all had DNA, *and* they all had circulatory systems.

>>I never Noticed THAT!!!!!

>>Obviously as a Part of the War On Drugs we MUST
>>outlaw this 'oxygen' stuff, as OBVIOUSLY it is
>>a leading cause of SO MANY DANGEROUS social Problems,

>>Like HeteroSexuality....

>>ciao
>>drieux

>>ps: is there some sort of 'oxygen lobby' in DC that
>>has been suppressing all of this or what?

Here in beautiful Washington state, we have a candidate for Senate
who justifies his support for discrimination on the basis sexual orientation
in the military with a story of how he was sexually abused by a man while
he was in a prison camp. (guess which party he's from ... nah, guess... )

I think he has a real point here. But since the great majority of sexual
abuse is perpetrated by heterosexual men, the obvious fitting response
would be to ban all heterosexual men from military service! Those women
at Tailhook would have had nothing to worry about! Great idea, huh?

Oh wait, I'm a heterosexual man.  Well, nevermind all that then! And quit
your whining all you pinko fairies! Why don't you do something healthy for
a change, like watch pro football?

ciao
Tom

p.s. Haven't you been keeping up with all the alt.conspiracy threads?
     ***EVERYONE*** knows about the big oxygen coverup.  Geez.