From: msb@sq.sq.com (Mark Brader)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Mark Brader Posts!  (Was: Re: Amusing Signs)
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:54:28 GMT
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Organization: SoftQuad Inc., Toronto, Canada


The infamous Joel Furr writes:
> nonsense.  two humans so abjectly stupid could not exist on the same
> planet.  therefore maynard and brader must be one and the same.

Ah, of course.  By similar reasoning (mutual abject stupidity) we can
conclude that aardvarkio, Acton, Adams, Ahiska, ahm, Ake, Alain,
Albinali, Alderson, Allman, AMCONN01, and the ey, Anderson, Andrade,
Antonov, Arthur, asale, atendid, aultj, Aurbakken, Austin, Bailey, Baker,
Baldwin, Balicki, Ballantyne, Barr, Barrett, Barron, Bartel, Batten,
Bauge, Beagle, Beattie, Beckman, Berryhill, Bickers, Billson, Bird,
Birdsall, Blasik, Blight, Blumberg, Blumson, Blustein, Bochner, Boucher,
Boutell, Bowers, BRANAGH, Brandt, Braunbeck, breck, Brennan, Bricker,
Brod, Broe, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brunner, Brunschen, Buckley, Burg,
burow, Burstein, Butler, byh, Byrnes, Calhoun, calle, Callicutt, Camm,
Carithers, Carl, Carroll, Casburn, Case, Caston, Cavallino, ccs,
Cebelenski, Chacon, Chan, Chenoweth, chil, Christian, Cilek, Clement,
Clements, Cogan, Coghlan, Combs, Confused, Conner, Conway, Cook, Cooper,
Cooper, Cooper, Cooper, Corcoran, Cornwall, Costello, Cotner, Court,
Crabbe, Craghead, Crane, Cranswick, Crawford, Crosby, Curtin, CyberNinja,
d88-bli, d91a1bo, da Silva, Daffner, Dahlhausen, Damned, Daniels,
Danziger, Dave, davewi, Davey, Davidson, Davies, davies, Davis, Davis,
Davis, Davis, Davis, Dawson, Dawson, de Leon, de Re, deacon, Deerwester,
Delany, DelPapa, Deraadt, Derr, Dierks, DiMeo, Dippold, dk-b, dmb, Dodge,
Doering, Doherty, Donald, Donovan, dpg, Driemeyer, Driscoll, Drive,
Duening, Dunlap, Dutcher, Dykes, Dyrnes, Eaves, Eddy, edremy, Eerola,
EESD2AG, Eggert, Eijkhout, eivind, Elephant, Elg, ELLINGSEN, Elliott,
Emanuelsso, English, Ennis, erichs, Eriksson, Erskine, Essig, Everett,
FAIRHEAD, Farley, Fenner, fernandes, Fernandez, Ferro, Fetrow, Fike,
Findlay, Finkenstad, fiuk, Fleming, Fletcher, Forbes, Forward, Foulston,
fox, Frank, Frank, Franklin, Fredriksso, Friedman, Friedman, FRITZ,
Frueh, FURRJK, Gaillard, Gaiser, Gallun, Garcia, gardner, Gaudet, Gawboy,
Gearhart, Geoff, Gerwitz, Gill, Gilmore, Ginzburg, Gix, Gleeson,
Glidewell, Gnome, god, Godwin, Goedde, Gonzales, Gowing, Grant, Gray,
Green, Greenberg, Greenwood, Grenadier, Griffitts, grnbrg, Groeschel,
Guertin, Guillaume, Gulbrandse, Gurr, Gustafson, Guy, Hackard, Hacker,
hades, Hague, Hales, Hallam-Bak, Hamilton-W, Hamner, Hanes, Hankins,
Hardwick, Hardy, Harrelson, Harrison, Hartman, Hartman, Hartung, Harvey,
Hasselbach, Haul, Haviland, hebrais, Hees, Helbein, Helbekkmo, Helwig,
Hembrow, Herborth, hermit, Herron, Hightower, Himanka, H{nninen, Ho,
Hobley, Hoekman, Hoey, Holl, Holmberg, Holmstrom, Honniball, Hornstein,
Hubbard, Hughes, Hunt, Hunt, Huss, Hutchinson, iisakkil, Insel, Isley,
iwj, Jackson, Jackson, Jacobi, Jakobsen, Jan, Jansen, Jarnot, Jarrell,
Jennings, Jewell, jkp, Joensson, Johansen, Johansen, john, Johnson,
Johnston, Johnstone, Jones, Jones, Jones, J{rvenp{{, Juda, Justen, Juul,
Kantarjiev, Karish, Katcher, Kaufman, KDW103, Keane, Kelley, Kelly,
Kempe, Kennedy, Kentridge, Kepler, Kernick, ketil, kiki, Kiravuo, Kirby,
klein, Kletnieks, knauer, Knauerhase, Knauerhase, Knaus, Kochenderf,
Koenig, Koenig, Kolar, Korpela, Kristianse, KUCHLING, Kuder, Kuehnke,
Kulawiec, Kullberg, Kuoppala, La Scala, Labovitz, Laiho, Lamp, Lane,
Lane, Lange, Larsen, Larsson, Lasner, Lav, Lawrence, lcs, LEB, Lee, Lee,
Leitz, Lennert, Lennox, Lessler, Levitte, Lewis, lfusmsar, Librik,
Liebeskind, lin, Lindahl, Lindhurst, Lins, Lizard, Lobaugh, Lobo,
Longdon, Longrie, Lounela, Lundberg, Lutz, ma9ah, MAC, MacFarlane,
Macmanus, MacNicol, Magid, Maier, Malcolm, Mangler, Marble, marcel,
marthag, mastr, Maurer, May, mb, MBAYA, MCASTRO, McCabe, McConnell,
McCool, McCormick, McDonald, McDonald, McDonald, McDougall, McFarland,
mckeeveb, McKinty, McMurtrey, McNaught, McNeill, McQueen, McQuillin, Me
again, Mehl, Mellish, Melton, mencher, Meriluoto, Meyer, Meyer, mhpower,
Miller, Miller, Milton, Minar, Mirchandan, Mitchell, Mnelson, Monks,
Monsarrat, Morang, Morgan, Mortimer, MTIMONEY, Mullun, Murphy, Murphy,
Neath, neil, Newall, Newell, Newman, Nibble, Nichols, Nickelsen, Nicol,
Nicolaysen, nixon, Norris, nutter, nv89-pla, O'Donnell, O'Donoghue, Oke,
Oliver, Olson, Olsson, Oorni, ORCUTT, O'Shea, Otto, Owen, Owsianski,
Paladine, Panisset, Papai, Pappin, Parghi, Parker, Parry, Pascucci,
Passaretti, Patterson, pauls, Payne, Pechtchans, PEIRICK, Peltonen,
Peppe, Perkins, Perkins, Persson, Pessi, Petrocelli, Pfeilstick,
Phaniraj, phill, Phillips, Phillips, pierce, Pierre, Pim, Pins, Pique,
Plum, poe, polant, Poor, Prasad, Pratt, Presnell, Protius, prp, psd1,
Pulare, Pulley, Purvis, Queinnec, Quirk, Rabinowitz, Rady, Rantanen,
Raunio, Readwin, Reiner, Reistad, Rescorla, Reynolds, Reynolds, Rice,
Rice, Rich, Richards, Richardson, Rick, Rickert, rickr, Riebold, Rikala,
Rios, Ritzenthal, Rivets, Rochberg, Rocketeer, Rogers, Rose, Rouman,
Rubie, Rubio, Ruohtula, Ruthven, Sachs, Saleeba, Salzenberg, sam2y,
Sampemane, Samson, samuele, Sandee, Saunders, Saxe, Schott, Schroth,
Schultz, Schwartz, Schwartz, Scott, Scudder, Sean, Seywerd, Sgro, Shank,
Shaw, Sheka, Shirley, Shub, Siebert, Silevitch, Silva, Silversmit, sine
nomin, Sinteur, Siren, Skovronsky, Smith, Smith, smk, Smoak, Smooge,
Snippe, Sorenson, Souvatzis, Spear, Spencer, Spiker, Spitzer, spm2d,
ssugwebb, ssuhook, Staniszews, Stanley, Staringer, Stattenfie, Steckel,
Steinberge, Steinkelln, steve, Stone, Storlind, Stowell, strange, Stuart,
Stumptner, styri, Summit, Sutinen, Svensson, Swaim, Sweeney, SXRMH1,
szielins, Taksar, Talmage, tam, Taylor, ted, Teisberg, Tekant, Tennant,
Thau, Theriault, Thew, Thornton, tlukka, To Run, Todd, Tomblin, Toomey,
Torre, Tregillis, Trindle, Troup, TroxeLL, Trulsson, Tuama, tumavitc,
Turnley, tusk, Tvete, Uhrig, Ulrich, Upholder, Urton, Uy, Vader, Vaivads,
Valencia, van den Ho, van der Li, Van Rooy, Van Vleck, van Winkel,
VanDevende, Venkataram, Verhoeven, vh1_ipa, Victor, Vogt, von Hagen,
VPAF5, Wagner, Walker, Wallman, Wansbrough, Warden, Warnes, Wasilko,
Waters, wbe, Weber, Weinstock, Weisberg, Welch, Wells, Wells, Welsh,
Wesolowsky, West, West, Whaley, Whetzel, Whitaker, Wiberg, Widmaier,
Wiener, Wigley, Wilbur, Wildstar, Williams, Williams, Wilson, Wilson,
Wilson, Winikoff, Witchling, Wood, Woodbury, Worley, Worona, Wright,
Xexeo, Yeates, yenamandra, Young, Young, Zaba, Zatar, Zavras, Zeitlin,
Zeitlin, ZEUS, zonker, and Zych are all the same person, and therefore
the proposal passes by a vote of 151-1.

Thanks, Joel, for this brilliant insight into vote fraud.

:-)

[Apologies to anyone whose name appeared in a peculiar form; I just
took the sorting-key column of the result report.]

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