From: erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher)
Subject: Re: GRW/GEMR's revenge
Keywords: GEMR, GRW, Martin
Organization: Quitters Inc.
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 05:30:26 GMT

(Lisa Dominique)
(Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
>>epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary Epperson)
>>>David Martin announces foolishly:
>>>>(Lisa Dominique)

>>>>[stuff mercifully deleted]
>>>>*>>I don't care what you do, but quit messing with my
>>>>*>>signature line.... believe me, you're messing with the
>>>>*>>WRONG person!  I may have to get GEMR in here and her and
>>>>*>>I will take care of YOU with her whip and my majique and
>>>>*>>chains!   BE AFRAID.... BE VERY AFRAID!!
>>
>
>Hi Erin!  My Handsome Hero!   :-)

	M'lady!  My, but you look quite beautiful this evening!

>>someone messing with you, and Lis has a lot of them...  I should tell
>>you that I am her personal bodyguard, and I do take tha position
>>seriously.  Mess with her, and you mess with a lot of people.
>
>Thank you Erin!  You're the best bodyguard I could ever have!

	I could only hope.  ;)

>>	I shall warn you to believe them...  They are quite nasty when
>>it comes to kitchen utensils and bodily harm.  You must beware of
>>that!
>>>>*too!   *CooL*  !!   :-)
>>
>>	She even uses my favorite word!  Cool!
>
>Most Definitely!  You're the one that taught me how to
>say it!  :-)

	Ain't she the most wonderful perosn in the world?  (Next to
me, of course!)

>>>*that* far away, maybe we should just show up, and with a little 
>>>help from Blade and his shinai sticks, show him where he steered wrong?
>>>Or is that being too nice to the newbie?
>>
>>	Let's do it!  BWAHAHAHAHA!
>
>Yeah, Let's do it!  *Evil Snicker*

	Ok, I am ready for it!  OH!  You mean torture the newbie?
Oh...  :(  I was thinking of something else...

>No kidding!  I may be horny, but I'm a former President,
>not Resident.  Give this guy a prize!  50 Lashes with GEMR's
>whip to begin with!  *Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah!!*

	Again, no comment...

>>	Have you ever eaten strawberries with her?  I THINK NOT!
>
>*grin*  I know someone who has!  *knowing wink*

	SO do I!  ;)  BWahahahahahaha!

>>	On the eyeball?  Is that where you meant?  I never can figure
>>you two out...
>
>Well, you have part of it right, the "ball" part.  *evil laughter*

	Wink, snicker, laugh

>>	Yep.  That's all you gals need to get things done.  In fact, I
>>know that you don't even need THAT many items to make a person
>>scream... oh, I mean in pain, yes...  right...
>
>Oooooooooooooo, Baby!!  *Hubba Hubba*    *Sexy Horny Grin*

	You are quite wierd, Lis kitty...

>>>Calling in for help now, are we?  Won't do you any good, ya'know;
>>>we'll still find ya, and Dick won't want *any*thing to do with ya ever
>>>again...
>>
>>	Yes, but will he still want dick (sorry, it was to be Dick)
>
>Geez, I didn't realize he wanted some dick before this!  
>*Innocent Look*

	Yeah...  Right...  ;)

>>after this?  ;)  Who knows?  The questions multiply...  Just like
>>wittwe bunny wabbits...
>
>No kidding!
>
>>	And until you have had Lis pick on you, you will never know
>>what kind of 'orrible things she can do!  Believe you me!  She's quite
>>a tough lady...  once you get on her bad side, you have little chance
>>to get back good with her!
>
>Ya better listen to Erin!  He *knows* me very very well!

	No one ever listens to me, though.

>>	Strawberry patch, here I come!
>
>Did you say "Strawberry"??  Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

	Let's GO!!!!
>You're very good at your job too!  :-)

	Blush...

-- 
He waits to hear her say 'forgive',
but she just drops her pearl-black eyes
and prays to hear him say 'I love you',
but he tells no more lies.
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