HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: NIN - Pigface.
Date: 9 Nov 1992 03:42:56 GMT
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
NNTP-Posting-Host: achilles.cs.adelaide.edu.au

In article <1992Nov6.180238.20677@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>, saxe_dh@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu
  (Dean H Saxe), aka the guy with the loser first name, gives us this morsel:
|> ___________________________________________________________________
|> | "Who am I trying to impress?   |          Dean H. Saxe          |
|> |  Who could care less?"         |   saxe_dh@jhuvms.hcf.jhu.edu   | 
|> | 		     --Ministry  |   saxe_dh@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu   |
|> |				 |   wi.6243@n7kbt.rain.com	  |
|> |--------------------------------|---------------------------------
|> |  All opinions expressed herein Copyright 1992, DHS Enterprises  | 	
|> -------------------------------------------------------------------

 This would have to be the all time most appropriate sig quote. Oh and
shame about the tab damage too.

 In fact I'm *so* impressed by that quote I would like to move that it
be adopted as the *official* motto of a.f.w. Do I have a second? What?
You mean nobody made it this far into the article? . . . . oh well, so
much for net.fame and net.fortune.

 
Dean [who is madly warlording for fear that his gold inner-circle card
      might be revoked ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt         |"Next to being witty yourself, the best thing
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au |  is to quote another's wit" - C.N.Bovee
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Red Sector A
Date: 6 Nov 92 01:42:28 GMT
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California

In alt.music.rush article <100391@bu.edu> jaeger@buphy.bu.edu (Gregg Jaeger) writes:
>
>
>Gregg
>
>
>
>-- 
>Gregg Jaeger (jaeger@buphy)  VOTE FOR AN ECONOMIC FUTURE  --  VOTE PEROT!
>--->beware of Slick-Willie Clinton and the pork-wielding Taxation Brigade<---
>Last year we paid more in interest on the NAT'L DEBT than to social security!!!

A few days later...

In alt.music.rush article <100583@bu.edu> jaeger@buphy.bu.edu (Gregg Jaeger) writes:
>
>
>Gregg
>
>--
>Gregg Jaeger (jaeger@buphy)  Dept. of Physics (and Philosophy), Boston Univ.
>
>                DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR ROSS PEROT


I'll try not to gloat.

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
From: bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: WPI.EDU: The next Cleveland Freenet?
Date: 5 Nov 92 18:37:10 GMT
Followup-To: alt.newbie
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California


I'm telling you, it's a plot.

udumudi@gingko.WPI.EDU (u v babu srinivas) writes:
>--
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>|                                                                         |
>|                                                                         |
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


liz@wpi.wpi.edu writes:
>--
>==========================================================================
>Liz Stewart    liz@wpi.wpi.edu         lizzie@gnu.ai.mit.edu   IRC: Venus
>Nobody said you had to *like* my opinions...       [Eagles quote deleted]
>               N       E       E       N       E       R
>==========================================================================


mick@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Ravi Narayan) writes:
>
>-- 
>----------_________----------__________----------__________----------_______
>.sig (n): a piece of mail with a fool at one  | Ravi Narayan, CS, WPI
>          end and flames at the other. (C).   | 89 SuzukiGS500E - Phaedra ;)
>__________---------__________---------__________---------__________---------
>-- 
>----------_________----------__________----------__________----------_______
>sig (n): a piece of mail with a fool at one  | Ravi Narayan, CS, WPI
>          end and flames at the other. (C).   | 89 SuzukiGS500E - Phaedra ;)
>__________---------__________---------__________---------__________---------


kay@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (k) follows up a cascade:
>
>k
>
>-- 
>mosh!  nosh!  mosh!  don't stop moving!  or: the problem of dining punks
>just one of the many pressing metamechanical problems being addressed at
>the institute for applied wedge physics and petrarcosmology worcester ma
>kay@wpi.wpi.edu    coming soon from the institute: project quantum gweep


qasama@wpi.wpi.edu (John Grossi) signs:
--
sig's are neat|John Grossi|qasama@wpi.wpi.edu |MFE '95 Worcester Polytech |
sig's are fun |___________|___________________|Life sucks, then you move  |
sig's tell where to flame someone             |to Cleveland!|-------------|


/Tx.


-- 
Dave Sweeney                  bigdave@bigboote.WPI.EDU
I still think Frank Zappa would have made a great prez
From: ovr@lk-hp-13.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Nivea commercial girl
Date: 5 Nov 92 20:37:48 GMT
Reply-To: ovr@snakemail.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
Organization: L{nsi-Uudenmaan Keisarillinen Polyteknillinen Koulu

In alt.supermodels (what, do I really read that group? nah) article <1992Nov5.102340.26236@news.uit.no> stigs@stud.cs.uit.no (Stig-Lennart Soerensen) writes:
--------------------------
(Yes, she is a supermodel, and Yes I have my flame-proof suit on (fnar!))







********************************************************************************
*			PEROT/CLINTON/BUSH -92                                 *   
********************************************************************************
* 'This is a small step for man, but a great leap for anyone with shorter legs *
*  than me...'								       *
*									       *	
* 		WING COMMANDER STIG-LENNART SXRENSEN,                          * 
*		FIEND OF THE MIGS AND SAVIOUR OF THE			       *		
*			    FREE SKIES.					       *	
*			    						       *	
*              You may mail me at this following adress			       *	
*	      								       *	
*	      		stigs@stud.cs.uit.no				       *
********************************************************************************		
 
---------------------------
Front page in tomorrow's Aftenposten: Norway applies for EC membership. Prime
minister Brundtland says: We cannot survive this asterisk deficit alone.

80-char club - check.
An ISO Latin I character - check. (It's the X, the \330 or the 0, depending
on your system.)
Doesn't mention Leader Kibo among presidential candidates - check.

Exactly what is it with these Norwegians? (At least he has the right clothes.)
--
Ott-Vill R______________________
ovr@snakemail.hut.fi
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: LOOKIE! A coherent theory of penis size determination...
Date: 5 Nov 92 20:19:49 GMT
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future

pilgrim@daimi.aau.dk (Jakob G}rdsted) writes:

>You might be onto something there. However, I came here to do other,
>and more important things - THE NAIM OF THAT FONT.

NO! Don't do that, don't naim that font. Remember it's written that when
some undergrad somewhere naims a font the world as we know it will 
collapse and evil undead beings will raise from the core of the earth
to rule the world and ruin our punctuation.

-- 
RUSH ARE K001!!!!This sig is smaller than Kibos
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Diggable whatsist?
Date: 8 Nov 92 18:25:43 GMT
Organization: The Inner Circle

In alt.rap, v081jwnc@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (MC FLEXIBLE FLYER) promises:
:
|Thanks for knowledge.
|
|
|
|
|Audi 56 Shirley,
|William
|
|tired .sig file not appended.  I am still trying to come up with a new 
|one.  Hold your breath while waiting for a new one.  Maybe you will 
|experience a parallel universe where state supported universities are 
|actually supported.

Tx. [minimalstyle, holding his breath]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
From: mpl@maths.tcd.ie (Micheal Lunny)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Child Prodigies, kill 'em all.
Summary: Damp (as in squib.)
Date: 13 Nov 92 02:28:03 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Maths, Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland.

In Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
we find that xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) has posted
something all over the world.  Sometimes a good idea

Daniel Max P. Drucker            | #define SLOGAN Hey! Lets port it to COBOL!
The 14 year old LISP/C++ genius. | Disclaimer: I don't know COBOL.
 /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\/~\/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ 
/  Difficulty! It's the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!    \
\__________________________________________________________________________/
/    Is there anyone out there in net.land in Port Washington, New York?   \
\______a m a t e u r____r a d i o____c a l l s i g n____p e n d i n g______/

but not this time.

His sig is 7/3 the size of the amount of original material he
posted and though you can't see it  he also included 14 lines of someone 
elses post.  I'm saddened.

The content of his sig is too upsetting to go over but I'll be
surprised (and dissapointed) if this guy makes it to puberty.
-- 

| mpl@maths.tcd.ie    |  Today you achieved nothing.
|      ,              |  So today you achieved as much as most people do
| Micheal Lunny       |  in their entire lives.  Satisfied?
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Foetus and Ministry lyrics wanted !
Date: 10 Nov 92 23:46:42 GMT
Organization: The Inner Circle

Forgive me George for I am about to sin: I am about to warlord a three
liner...

In rec.music.industrial,
mentor@opal.cs.tu-berlin.de (THE BRAIN BUSTER) signs:
|
|
|
|	THE BRAIN BUSTER (was: THE GREAT MENTOR)
|
|--
|"Why is it that the world never remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-gr
|andlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-n|rnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shvnendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher Von Hauptkopft of Ulm?"
|                                                Arthur Figgis (Graham Chapman)

Over to you Sven!

Tx. [well it busted *my* brain]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Help! BC3.0 link problem
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 06:02:31 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.125313.19675@alf.uib.no> s026@brems.ii.uib.no (Paal K Holmberg) writes:
>-- 
> Paal Krebs Holmberg
> UiB
> Norway
> 
> "To program, or not to program - thats not a question " ;-) 
>
>                               |                          
>                               |                           
>                               |              
>                              (n)             
>                   X-----====(.i.)====-----X  
>                      X       +++       X    
>                               ~             
>  		   Good flying,and check six

Yow. These Satan-worshippers are just permeating the net!

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Who is BoB
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 03:03:02 GMT

I found this in alt.newbie. How appropriate. He's talking about appending
signatures.

In article <1992Nov6.233211.19146@ncsu.edu> ajstorey@eos.ncsu.edu (ALEXANDER JOHN STOREY) writes:
>
>Actually, it's quite simple.  You pull up a text editor of some sort and
>make one.  Then, whenever you send email or  post an article, you pull up your 
>sig file thru the editor and, if possible, cut and paste it to your
>message.  If
>you have Virtual Desktop or another windows manager this is a piece of
>cake.
>
>========================================================================
>=========
>       #########          | Alex "Lex" Storey   ajstorey@eos.ncsu.edu
>       #########          | N.C.State Univ.  Raleigh, NC
>     ++   ###   ++       
>|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++   
>     ++   ###   ++        |"Who is more foolish: the fool or the fool
>that 
>  ++++++++###++++++++     |     follows him?"   --Obi Wan Kenobi
>  ++++++++###++++++++    
>|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>##   ++   ###   ++   ##   |"Hmmm.  Interesting percussion section. 
>--Calvin
>##   ++   ###   ++   ##  
>|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>#######################   |Sir Gallahad: "Camelot!"  
>#######################   |Sir Gawain: "Camelot!"
>##   ++   ###   ++   ##   |Sir Robin: "Camelot!"    
>##   ++   ###   ++   ##   |Porter: "It's only a model."
>  ++++++++###++++++++     |Knights: "SHUT UP!!!!!"       --The Holy
>Grail
>  ++++++++###++++++++    
>|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>     ++   ###   ++        |"Drag It Out and Hit It, but don't Left
>Off."
>     ++   ###   ++        |     -Wolfpack Percussion
>       #########         
>|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>       #########          ---> 67,68,70,71,75 Diocese of Raleigh
>{SHALOM!} :-)
>========================================================================
>=========
>
>P.S.-This took me well over an hour due to the complexity of the design
>(it's not
>quite symmetrical in the # of characters b/c of the screen & character
>size) but
>simpler designs don't take long at all. 
>P.P.S.- If perchance you have Mxrn (Motif NewsReader) don't use wordwrap! IT
>F&$#S YOU UP BAD (as you can see)!!!!!!

Looks pretty F&$#ed to me.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Sexual Consent Discussion
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:47:50 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: mrice@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Matt Rice)

In article <96406@netnews.upenn.edu>, mrice@eniac (Matt Rice) signs:
&WPC?



&A&`&l&

&A
&A
&A
&A
&A

&A&`X&l%

&A&`&&l



&P
&T

&A&`&&l

&P
&T
&T

-- 
Was it good for you too?
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@necsun.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Well well well
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 05:46:57 GMT

In alt.good.morning article <1992Nov8.220909.6798@pellns.alleg.edu>
 kosakd@carn15.alleg.edu (David Kosak) writes [entire article included
 for your reading pleasure:
>
>	Well, it's evening here, but It's morning somewhere, so to all the  
>world,
>
>	GOOOODDD MMMOORRRNNNIIINNNGGG!!
>
>	I'll say a prayer for you all.
>
>				-Love,
>					Dave
>
>--
>********  DAVID GEORGE KOSAK ******** kosakd@alleg.edu ***************
>* "Writing is not so much an art of finding the right words as it is *
>*  an art of taking every single word in the English language and    *
>*  omitting the ones that don't quite apply."      -D. Kosak         *
>**********************************************************************

I can think of a few that certainly _do_ apply...

alt.good.morning: the alt.good.news for the 90's

[any day now, the alt.cascade lobotomites and the talk.bizarre
 rejects will find it... personally, I'm looking forward to it.]

-- 
Dave Sweeney, Coffee Achiever  bigdave@puke.puke.puke
no one deserves to be happy in the morning, goddammit
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: WANTED: Cauliflower Recipes
Keywords: No, George, you don't have to eat it even if you're not the President
Date: 6 Nov 92 21:18:50 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <Nov.5.23.19.20.1992.9595@cadenza.rutgers.edu> masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu (Steve Masticola) writes:
>
>- Steve "cauliflower cauliflower spam cauliflower" masticol@cs.rutgers.edu.
>
>
>
>      _/_/_/    _/_/_/_/    _/        _/  Stephen P. Masticola          .^.
>    _/         _/     _/   _/_/    _/_/  ProLangs  Research  Group     /   7
>   _/         _/     _/   _/ _/  _/ _/  Dept. of Computer Science     (   C 
>    _/_/     _/_/_/_/    _/  _/_/  _/  Rutgers University              \   `J
>       _/   _/          _/   _/   _/  Hill Center, Busch Campus        ,>   /
>      _/   _/          _/        _/  New Brunswick,  NJ  08904        (    //
>_/_/_/    _/          _/        _/  masticol @ cs.rutgers.edu 	       \  //
>                                   Voice:   (908) 932 - 4070 		`U   
>                                  Fax:     (908) 932 - 0537              '
>_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/
>_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/

wow! more tileslant font... and just what is that mutated lifeform on the 
right?  

this isn't a sig, it's a f*cking phonebook advertisement!

bah.

--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: I WANT YOUR USED MAC!
Date: 10 Nov 92 17:08:30 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
In-reply-to: milligan@netcom.com's message of 10 Nov 92 00:54:37 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.005437.25855@netcom.com> milligan@netcom.com (Michael Milligan) writes:

>-- 
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>-  Michael Milligan, Jr                                    milligan@netcom.com -
>-                                                                              -
>- "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears My voice and opens   -
>-  the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with Me."         -
>-                                                              Revelation 3:20 -
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

There's no one home. Go away.

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ?"WeWontWarlordIt"?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    * - GMcQ          *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      |	?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? RSHOLMES@MAILBOX.SYR.EDU ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/	?
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Is it really possible to post anonymously?
Date: 11 Nov 92 16:38:13 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <kg9TTB2w165w@anon.o.mous> hopefully@anon.o.mous writes:
>.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.
>.   TCS Consulting Services   P.O. Box 600008   St. Paul, MN  55106-0008    .
>.   ..!srcsip!tcscs!zeta                 ..!src.honeywell.com!tcscs!zeta    .
>.   zeta%tcscs@idss.nwa.com                      tcscs!zeta@idss.nwa.com    .
>.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.

	The great thing about alt.hackers is the profligration of anonymous
posts.  Note the complete lack of useful information contained within the
.sig (well, okay, it has FOUR E-mail addresses, but no NAME).

	If you cross your eyes just right, though, you can get the border
to vibrate.  Then your head explodes, but it's a small price, right?
--
Steve Buffum           | "Oop!  Ack!"
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  -- Lord Orangestoke
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: Answers to trivia quiz
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 06:11:06 GMT

In rec.games.trivia, philip@research.canon.oz.au (Philip Craig) writes:
>
>-- 
>   _/_/_/ _/  _/ _/ _/     _/ _/_/_/ _p_h_i_l_i_p_@_r_e_s_e_a_r_c_h_._c_a_n_o_n_._o_z_._a_u   _--_|\
>  _/  _/ _/  _/ _/ _/     _/ _/  _/  Phone: +61 2 805 2951        /      \
> _/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/ _/     _/ _/_/_/   Fax:   +61 2 805 2929        \_.--._/
>_/     _/  _/ _/ _/_/_/ _/ _/     PO Box 313 North Ryde 2113 AUSTRALIA  v

I really hate to break ol' GMcQ's rule, but when one of the lines is 
nearly 160 colomns long, I figured,"Hey, rules are made to be broken."
Such a shame to ruin a lovely SlantShadowTile Whatever pt. font and the
bunny rabbit barphic. Hey, another fax number! Please, can we, can we?
Please?


Adam Levin   st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"My wife is gone, gone, never to return!" cried Mr. Westheimer ruthlessly.
           --entry to the 1991 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: (F) Do I need to be concerned about phosphaes?
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 01:16:43 GMT

These fish fanatics are great!

In article <1992Nov5.190637.25768@en.ecn.purdue.edu> wmack@en.ecn.purdue.edu (William J Mack) writes:
>-- 
>                            (####)
>                          (#######)
>                        (#########)
>                       (#########)

I have the growing fear, that if it wern't for inews, this would be a full-size
portrait of Marge Simpson.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: morons.
Date: 11 Nov 92 11:39:12 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.fan.madonna <BxInn6.AzG@watcgl.uwaterloo.ca> hrdoucet@watcgl.uwaterloo.ca(Heloise Doucet) writes:

>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>		 hrdoucet@cgl.waterloo.edu ((H)eloise Doucet)
>	Computer Graphics Lab, University of Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>At the age of 37, 
>She realized she would never,
>Drive through Paris,
>In a sports car,
>With the warm wind in her hair.		     - The Ballad of Lucy Jordan
>------------------------------------------------------------------------

Just out of curiosity. . . does anyone remember noticing .sigs like this from
Waterloo *before* Tx went to that conference there last month?

--jm
meach@glass.houses.me? | Ask the man from Canon... he knows about these things
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Date: 6 Nov 92 10:12:28 GMT
Organization: UB

Hmmmmmmmm. . . calls himself 'Trout', then lays out this bait. . .

Nowhere, NY is right!

--jm
meach@proud.slu.grad  |  You don't see Larries making fools of themselves here!