Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Sunday, 16 Aug 1992 23:45:21 CDT
From: John R. Andrews <U14780@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: GH: Update for Fri 08/14/92

                          GH Update for Fri 08/14/92
                            By John R. Andrews, UIC

Scene 1
Jenny whines to Ned about the rain that is spoiling their romantic vacation.
Scene 2
Tracy and Paul load up the old car for a getaway weekend.  [By the way, I saw
her in a class B flick this weekend called "Change of Habit" where she plays a
nun with Mary Tyler Moore.]
Scene 3
Bill and Holly banter comically while slashing through the San Sebastian jungle
[Tarzan and Jane they ain't, more like Jane and Cheetah].
Scene 4
Karen confronts her mother and asks why she had Jagger beat up.  Her mother
admits to telling the guy Jagger attacked Karen, but denies asking him to beat
Jagger up. Karen repeats that neither guy did it. Her mother gives in and says
she'll believe her.
Scene 5
The wise cracking jungle twins hear water.
Scene 6
Tracy coos to Paul about how great their trip will be.  Jason chats with the
Big Ed Q about their respective island adventures.  Jason asks Edward if he
thought that the law was the law regardless of the circumstances like being
shipwrecked. [What a twerp this kid is.  Like they're going to book BoyQ for
killing Cal accidentally. I think it would have been better if Jason had
actually shot Cal.]
Scene 7
Tracy hears from her detective that Jenny apparently had a fairly routine
childhood, but he is going to Portland Oregon to check out her life there.
Scene 8
Jenny continues to whine about the rain. They get a call that the ELQ plane has
landed. Ned says he has an idea to salvage the vacation.
Scene 9
Karen tells Jagger her mother didn't mean to have him beat up, but Karen was
sorry it happened. He shows her a bike he is thinking of buying. They decide to
go for a ride.  AJ and Nikki come into Kelly's for breakfast. Jason comes in
looking for Karen. AJ tells him she's off with Jagger.
Scene 10
Bill and Holly have a pool party in a fresh waterfall pool.  They strip off
their respective clothes. Meanwhile, [I'm not making this up (as Dave Barry
would say)] a chimpanzee steals the scene and their clothes.  [A chimpanzee?
Quick, someone call Jane Goodall.  Her chimps have tired of their home in
equatorial Africa and booked a Club Med in the Caribbean. But seriously, I hope
for Tony Geary's sake the chimp leaves the show.  It's not only better looking
than he is, but it's a better actor as well.]
Scene 11
Karen and Jagger return to Kelly's after their cycle ride. Jason is waiting to
be a downer about the island. Jagger says to forget they killed Cal.
Scene 12
Bill and Holly bathe au naturel. When they realize their clothes are missing,
Bill gets out to look for them.  [Nothing is shone, thankfully.]
Scene 13
AJ and Nikki decide since all the Q's are away, they can do a jacuzzi at the
gate house. AJ questions Jagger about the island because he's suspicious of
what really happened there.
Scene 14
Jason attends a dinner party at the Wexler's. Rhonda tries to please, but comes
off as a ditsy dinner burning bimbo.  Jason criticizes Jagger which causes
Karen to defend him.
Scene 15
Bill returns and tells Holly a monkey stole her clothes [which is a lie since
it was a chimpanzee not a monkey]. Then he gives in and returns them.  They set
off again through the jungle.
Scene 16
Jason takes Karen and her mother out to dinner at a nice restaurant.  She fawns
over Jason while Karen glares at her.
Scene 17
Nikki and AJ bubble away in the hot tubs of the gate house.  Nikki tries to
subtly bring the conversation to AJ's money and family. He doesn't want to
discuss it. She gets that scheming look in her eyes.
Scene 18
Ned and Jenny coo and cuddle in front of a fire at some new place where they
decided to go. Just as they shift into high gear and start to lose apparel, the
door opens, and in walks Tracy and a thunder struck Paul. [It was great; he
almost acted.]
Scene 19
Back in the jungle, Bill tells Holly he's dedicated to helping her find Paloma,
then makes right for her face, and they slide to the ground for a little jungle
fever.  Unfortunately, it's coitus with extreme prejudice as armed soldiers
suddenly appear around them.
Scene 20
Back at home, Karen tells her mother she embarrassed her with Jason by hanging
on his every word.  Rhonda says she felt someone should pay attention to him.
Scene 21
In one of those triplecast scenes GH has been doing lately, first Karen, next
Jason, then Jagger find notes made of cut up magazine words that read: "I'm
coming for you," "You won't get away with it," and "I know what you did"
respectively.