HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: x87bennett@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: scientist joke list
Date: 12 Jan 93 17:46:24 EST
Summary: barometer 
Distribution: world
Organization: Western Michigan University

In article <1iv5crINN67g@overload.lbl.gov>, prem@prem.lbl.gov (xyz) writes:
> 
> In article <1619@blue.cis.pitt.edu> babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon) writes:
>>
>>You want to know the heigh of a building you have a barometer:
>>
>>I: goto the architect of the building and say I'll give you this nice
>>   shiney barometer if you would tell me the height of the building.
> 
>     II: Go to architect and make an offer to perform (possibly illegal)
> 	exual acts with the thermometer, if she tells you the height of
> 	the building.
> 
I've seen this before!  It's in Omni Magazines "Games" book.  The title of
it is called, "Barometer Thinking" and it originated from a High School 
physics teacher's problem of getting his student to answer a test question
with some knowledge of physics.  The student kept giving answers like the
ones above and finally gave an answer that DID demonstrate his knowledge of
physics (I think it was the formula for gravitational accelaration of an 
object... the object being a barometer... of course).

 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ferring@ms.uky.edu (William Ferring |  ferring@ms.uky.edu)
Subject: REQUEST: Engineering Jokes
Keywords: Needed
Summary: No, really...NEEDED!
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 22:45:49 GMT
Organization: University of Kentucky Computer Science Dept.

Does anyone out there have a complete list iof Engineer jokes (the ones
that make them look stupid...not good)?  If so, please e-mail them to me.

Thanks,
Bill

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From: s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Left vs Right 
Date: 11 Jan 93 10:57:13 +1000
Organization: University of New South Wales

In article <1993Jan8.234031.17257@pony.Ingres.COM>, rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:
> In article <1993Jan5.230157.3691@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au> s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper) writes:
>>Here is proof that it is natural to drive on the left hand side of the
>>road.
> 
> And then guns were invented.  Since it is easier to fire across your
> body and most people are right-handed, if you want to shoot someone
> coming from the other direction, you'd better be riding on the righthand
> side of the road.
> 
> -Roger
> rog@ingres.com

I admit I've never fired a gun from a horse, but isn't there a danger
of shooting your poor old horse in the head if you are shooting across
your body?

-- 
Cameron Hooper
s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.oz.au
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What's another way of describing the bottom of a recession?  The start
of the recovery.
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From: jeffk@cdibm.fnal.gov (Jeff Kallenbach)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Date: 8 Jan 93 21:41:41 GMT
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, Batavia IL
NNTP-Posting-Host: cdibm.fnal.gov

I missed the beginning of this thread, so stop me if you've heard this one.
You must have heard of the famous brother and sister Ben Dover and Eileen 
Dover-Farr.
-- 
============================================================================
Jeff Kallenbach                       |Opinions are not neccessarily shared
Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory |by my employer.  In fact, they agree 
708-840-2210                          |with very little of what I say.
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From: ijameson@adelphi.ua.oz.au (Iain Jameson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: sick jokes request
Date: 11 Jan 1993 01:07:33 GMT
Organization: Department of Physics, University of Adelaide, South Australia
Distribution: world
Reply-To: ijameson@adelphi.ua.oz.au (Iain Jameson)
NNTP-Posting-Host: adelphi.itd.adelaide.edu.au


Hi

Could some kind people in net land send me some sick jokes.
They are for a female friend, so lists of `why ... are better
than men' would also be appreciated.

Thanks

Iain Jameson
From: adrian@cs.hw.ac.uk (Adrian Hurt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Naeem: don't emulate american, its a ghastly accent
Keywords: language
Date: 12 Jan 93 19:42:53 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computing & Electrical Engineering, Heriot-Watt University, Scotland

In article <1993Jan6.025316.2017@pony.Ingres.COM> garrett@Ingres.COM (WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS) writes:
>In article <i3558.725901920@newsie>, i3558@newsie.dc.dk (Soren Michael Roug)                     writes...
>>I seems to me that this discussion is mostly, if not completely carried
>>out by americans. My advice to you is that if you want to improve your
>>english language then learn the King's english, not those barbarian dialects
>>the yanks choose to utter. 
>
>First of all, someone from Alabama would be about as insulted if you called 
>them a yank as an Scotish person would be if you called them an Englishman.

Judging by his address, Soren is a Norwegian (alright, a Dane, but what's the
difference anyway? :-) and therefore probably no more knows one part of the
U.K. from another than he knows one part of the U.S.A. from another, or I
know one part of Scandinavia from another.

>	Secondly, the English is one of the most basterdized languages
>in the world. It's a mish-mash of a dozen different languages (and that's
>not even including the multiple dialects in that tiny little island of yours.)

Thirdly, his tiny little island is therefore the Eurasian continent, probably
a bit larger than your miniscule speck on the map.  (On the same scale, the
U.K. is something that is found by experienced quantum physicists.)

Fourthly, what do you call the Americans when they do the bastardising?

-- 
 "Keyboard?  How quaint!" - M. Scott

 Adrian Hurt			     |	JANET:  adrian@uk.ac.hw.cee
 UUCP: ..!uknet!cee.hw.ac.uk!adrian  |  ARPA:  adrian@cee.hw.ac.uk
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From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: READ MY LIPS.....
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 17:14:16 GMT

Alan.Holmes@brunel.ac.uk (Alan J Holmes) writes:
>In article <1993Jan5.001712.23471@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> f005@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu writes:
>>Quite your god damn bitching.  I don't think that your lanquage was
>>appropriate for this f**king newsgroup.  So keep your god damn trap shut and
>>just read the fu**ing humor!!!!!!!!!

>That was just the point, there is NO fu**ing humor.

"Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fu**ing?"
-- 
Who cares about procreation, as long as it tickles?
From: tmabthor@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Thomas M. Abthorpe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Obscure joke
Date: 12 Jan 1993 14:58:04 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

In article <C0Ix4M.248@ccu.umanitoba.ca> umandru1@ccu.umanitoba.ca (John N. Andrusiak) writes:
>
> 
>Goes like this.
> 
>I once met an electrical engineer who was carrying some FETs. So I
>asked him, how do you guard those? With a fetlock?
> 
>Does anyone else get this joke. Even if they are deperately trying
>not to? Or am I the only one who still knows what a fetlock is anyway?
> 

I think so.

I once took a course in Electronics, one lab session we were working with
FETS, and I wondered where I might find BOBBA (sp?)!


--
Thomas M. Abthorpe
tmabthor@Flash.LakeheadU.Ca 

Stupidity, like a virtue, is it's own reward!
From: johnk@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (John J Kuszewski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: unlikely ship names
Date: 11 Jan 1993 16:54:50 -0500
Organization: Homewood Academic Computing, Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, Md, USA
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu

In article <1993Jan01.001355.2772@vort.cuc.ab.ca> null@vort.cuc.ab.ca (Dev Null) writes:
>American                British                Canadian
>
>U.S.S. Mai Lai          H.M.S. Guy Fawkes      C.M.S. Second City
>U.S.S. Rodney King      H.M.S. Monty Python    C.M.S. Neil Young
>U.S.S. Bull Run         H.M.S. Chuck And Di
>U.S.S. Watergate
>U.S.S. Masters And Johnson
>
>any others come to mind?
>


                         H.M.S. Kim Philby








-- 
John Kuszewski
johnk@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu
I'm not an idiot, but I play one on USENET
From: rinker@hpcuhe.cup.hp.com (Eric Rinker)
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 07:44:41 GMT
Subject: Re: Test........
Organization: Hewlett Packard, Cupertino
Newsgroups: rec.humor

/ hpcuhe:rec.humor / gandalf@fnalf.fnal.gov /  4:29 pm  Jan  6, 1993 /

        This is a test, only a test. If this was not a test you would
        expecting a joke. But since this is a test there is no joke only a
        test. This is only a test.
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From: rstya@mdavcr.uucp (Roy Styan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: frog jokes
Date: 5 Jan 93 00:23:05 GMT
Organization: MacDonald Dettwiler, 13800 Commerce Parkway, Richmond, BC, Canada  V6V 2J3

A long time ago there was a rash of these things floading about our
neighbourhood.  I remember two.  Anyone else?

What did the frog say while it stood in a shallow puddle?

nee deep, nee deep.





What did the frog say when it had a hard on?


rub it, rub it.
From: cwa@oasis.icl.co.uk (Chris Adams)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Adult Smilies
Date: 11 Jan 93 16:39:54 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

Yea what do all these wierd symbols mean anyway. I see loads of

	:-)

	8)

And other such stuff on the net, What the hell to they mean?

Excuse me if I'm being really slow...

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From: umandru1@ccu.umanitoba.ca (John N. Andrusiak)
Subject: Obscure joke
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 07:07:34 GMT


 
Goes like this.
 
I once met an electrical engineer who was carrying some FETs. So I
asked him, how do you guard those? With a fetlock?
 
Does anyone else get this joke. Even if they are deperately trying
not to? Or am I the only one who still knows what a fetlock is anyway?
 

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather)
Subject: Re: Joke
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 18:21:09 GMT

In article <1993Jan7.074225.26463@schbbs.mot.com> butchern@zeus.swindon.rtsg.mot.com (Neil Butcher) writes:
>What's the difference between a blond girl and a supermarket trolley???
>A supermarket trolley has a mind of its' own.
>-- 
>Neill Butcher,
>[Private & Glider Pilot, (Instrument Rated)]
>Motorola,
>16 Euro Way,
>Blagrove,
>Swindon.
>Wiltshire.
>England. SN5 8YQ.
>Tel No  +44 793 545434
>Fax No  +44 793 541228
>E-mail  butchern@zeus.swindon.rtsg.mot.com
>uunet!motcid!zeus!butchern
>
>
>                                  ___________                                                              
>                                       |                                                       
>                                       ^                                        
>     ---------------------------------(_)---------------------------------

Why are blond jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.

Heather MacLeod                  If you've seen one shopping centre,
macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca            you've seen a mall.
Wilfrid Laurier University
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
From: srmhbk@discovery.ksu.ksu.edu (Mohan Sayani)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Fuck me
Date: 5 Jan 1993 03:40:36 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: discovery.ksu.ksu.edu
Summary: Fuck me again
Keywords: I am stupid

Well like the title says I need lots and lots and lots of hate
mail please reply and send it to me.  As you have probably 
guessed this is day 3 and I still haven't logged out.  In fact
as soon as I do I will delete all of my files as my friend loves
to put rm -r * and rm -r *.* in my .logout.  Ohh joy I can't wait....
More hate mail now please......



(Fuck you All)
From: arthurc@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Arthur Chandler)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: New Internet Farsides!
Date: 4 Jan 93 23:50:07 GMT
Organization: California State University, Sacramento


  I propose we make up our own Far Sides, with descriptions supplying
the place of Larsen's visuals.  Here's one to start:

  Scene: Neanderthal is crouching by highway, holding a long piece of
twine that connects to a humongous bear-trap set in the middle of the
road. In the distance we see a bus coming up over the rise.
  His friend, another slope-head, yells at him, "No Thag, that not
way you catch bus!" 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi)
Subject: Joke
Reply-To: davidk@welch.jhu.edu
Organization: Welch Medical Library
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 21:38:34 GMT


What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?


A bingo machine!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: AVRK90@waccvm.corp.mot.com (Kevin Cox)
Subject: Farmer Joke
Organization: Motorola
Date: 10 Jan 1993 20:11:27 MST

There was a farmer sitting on his moped at a red light and up beside him
drives a city slicker with his new Ferrari.  The farmer looks over at
the car and says to the driver, 'I like yer car, is it new?'.  The
driver replied, 'Yes, I just picked it up from the car lot!'.  The
farmer says, 'I been want'n ta get a car like yers for a while'.
The driver says, 'Well why don't you come on in and take a look?'.  So
the farmer gets off his moped and gets in the sports car.  He says,
'Ooooooo, this is real nice!  I bet you can really fly down the street
with this!'.  The light turned green and so the farmer got out of the
car and hopped on his moped.  The driver, wanting to show off the power
of his car, took off, tires screaming, leaving the farmer in the dust.
The driver was moving along at a good pace when he noticed a little spot
in his rear view mirror.  It got closer and closer.  It was the farmer
on his moped!  The driver said, 'How can he be going this fast on
a moped?  I'll show him what this car is made of!'.  So he floors it
and passes up the farmer doing about 100 MPH.  Pretty soon he sees that
spot in his mirror again and sure enough, it's the farmer on his moped.
ZOOM!  The farmer passes up the Ferrari.  The driver is flabergasted.
'How can this be?', said the driver.  'I'll really show him!', he said.
So he gets going about 150 MPH and passes up the farmer again, leaving
him in his dust one more time.  A few minutes later he sees a spot in
his rear view mirror, getting bigger and bigger.  It's the farmer! ' How
could he possibly be going faster than ME?', said the driver.  ZOOM!
the farmer passes him again.  The driver soon sees that the farmer has
taken a spill, so he slows down to see what had happened.  The farmer
gets up and  brushes himself off.  The driver runs up to him and asks,
'Are you OK?'.  The farmer says, 'Ya, I'm fine, now that I've got my
suspenders out of yer car door!'


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* Kevin Cox  AVRK90@waccvm.corp.mot.com  *
* Motorola, Inc.   Scottsdale, Arizona   *
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From: avk@hafnium.cchem.berkeley.edu (Tony Konashenok)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Occupations/Names (was interesting christian/surnames
Date: 12 Jan 1993 03:13:56 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: hafnium.cchem.berkeley.edu

A while ago, Romania's Secretary of Defense was Gen. Militaru.

-- 
Tony Konashenok   avk@hafnium.cchem.berkeley.edu   (510)843-5632 (home)
University of California, Berkeley                 (510)642-5831 (office)

Strauss research group, Latimer Hall, UC Berkeley, Berkeley CA 94720, U.S.A.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dmchamb@athena.mit.edu (Dawn M Chamberlain)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 18:35:37 GMT

There was a family of mostly doctors who used to live down the street from me,
last name Coffin - another encouraging name!  Also, some one who lives in my dorm
is named Justin Payne.

Dawn Chamberlain
dmchamb@athena.mit.edu
Xref: sparky rec.humor:37428 rec.arts.movies:36649
From: drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu (David Gutierrez)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Date: 5 Jan 1993 21:26:01 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Univ. Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center

OK, here's a compilation of most of the contributions to this thread, with
reduncancies and attributions (mostly) edited out. My contributions are at the
end, appropriately.

In article <3921@mdavcr.mda.ca> vida@mdavcr.mda.ca (Vida Morkunas) writes:
>So there's this new ad on North-American tv for Pepto-Bismol fast-acting
>formula.  The scene involves a man who is having (ahem) abdominal distress
>during a movie.  He has to leave the movie (and disturb all the people in
>his row) because of it.  Fortunately Pepto-Bismol comes to the rescue.
>The last cut shows the happy couple leaving the movie theatre, and there
>is NOTHING on the movie marquee overhead!!!

>Here's the rec.humor challenge:  what movie did they see?  What would you
>have liked to see on the marquee?  

>How about:  "Logan's Run"?  Any other movie suggestions?


>	Tremors
>	Earthquake
>	Bustin' Loose
>	Thunderball
>	The Running Man
>	The Blob
>	A River Runs Through It
>	{If they were in the balcony} The Rain Man
>	The People Below The Stairs
>	{Sequel to The Color Purple} The Color Brown
>	Dirty Harry
>	Mystic Pizza


>Andy (Excuse Me.  I Gotta Go Now.  RIGHT NOW.) Russo



>"Silent and Deadly".
>"The Black Hole"
>"Silent Running" 
>"Run Silent, Run Deep"
>"See You Next Wednesday"
>"Bringing Up Baby"
>"48 Hours"

>Squeeze Play
>City Slickers
>Lethal Weapon
>Deliverance

>Meatballs
>Inferno
>The Big Easy (my personal fav)
>Down and Out In Beverly Hills
>Apocalypse Now
>The Right Stuff
>Splash
>The Excorcist
>Howard's End
>"That Uncertain Feeling"
>"How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
>"Popi"
>"Birth Of A Nation"
>"My Dinner With Andre"
>"Diner"
>"Eating Raoul"
>"Seven Days In May"
>"Some Like It Hot"
>"Night Moves"

>Something Wicked This Way Comes

> Every Which Way But Loose
>Cannonball run

>Never say never again

Finally, my contributions:

Marathon Man
It Happened One Night
A Night to Remember
Space Balls
From Here to Eternity

The Call of the Wild
Wild Thing
Suddenly, Last Summer
The End

Leviathan
The Thing
The Monolith Monsters
The Dunwich Horror
Black Beauty
The Wild Ones
Blue Thunder

What Waits Below
The Sound and the Fury

The Desperate Hours
Do the Right Thing

Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

The Last Picture Show



David Gutierrez
drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu

"Only fools are positive." - Moe Howard
From: pmoen@neumann.une.edu.au (The Nameless,,,)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Strange names
Date: 11 Jan 93 02:06:52 GMT
Reply-To: pmoen@neumann.une.edu.au
Originator: pmoen@neumann.une.edu.au

From article <1993Jan7.195832.20510@news.csd.sgi.com>, by jesse@sgi.com (Jesse Rendleman):
> Back when I worked on the hotline here, I ran into some unusual names.
> The one that sticks in my mind the most is a professor at a large mid-
> western university, "Dr. Deth".  Nah.. wouldn't make ME nervous..
> 
We have a doctor in Armidale [Australia] called doctor Nigel Pain.
His nicname is Niggly Pain.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Speaking of stupid commercials...
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 20:02:25 GMT

drizzt@spock.uucp (Neela Jacques) writes:
>What the fuck does "McDonald's" mean?

It's the possessive, as indicated by the apostrophe.  I'm sure they'll
teach you about it some day.  In this case, it means "belonging to or
of McDonald."  Specifically, Ronald McDonald.  Any more English
questions? 


-- 
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
From: carr@fog.cs.odu.edu (Eric Carr)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: TEST! Ignore...
Date: 13 Jan 93 02:06:14 GMT
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, Va

In article <8792.12049@stratus.SWDC.Stratus.COM> bruce@godzilla.swdc.stratus.com (Bruce Overby) writes:
>In article <1993Jan5.182314.25897@choate.edu> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides) writes:
>>In article <1738@anon.smurf.sub.org> 328@anon.smurf.sub.org (Anonymous User 328) writes:
>>>This is a test is a test is a test is a test...
>>Why don't we all just give it a rest?
>It seems one more moron's escaped from the nest.
Were it not for us morons, you wouldn't be blessed!


-- 

					Eric Carr
				-- The Cyber Linguist --
From: ynecpen@sx.mont.nec.com (Per Nyberg)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: SNL Deep Thoughts
Date: 8 Jan 93 18:16:01 GMT
Organization: HNSX SuperComputers, Mtl, PQ

Does anybody have an updated list of SNL's Deep Thoughts ?  If so, would
you be kind enough to send me the list?

thanks in advance.

Per
ynecpen@sx.mont.nec.com
-- 
+-------------------------+--------------------------------------------------+
|Per Nyberg               | "I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and    |
|ynecpen@sx.mont.nec.com  |  they chose a king, they don't just go by size,  |
|HNSX Supercomputers      |  because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with    |
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: vsnyder@math.jpl.nasa.gov (Van Snyder)
Subject: Re: READ MY LIPS...
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:14:51 GMT

In article <1ia02mINNpts@cuda.add.itg.ti.com> wstrain@azure.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Jeff Strain) writes:
>In article <19218@mindlink.bc.ca>, Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark) writes:
>[twaddle deleted]
>Robyn, my mother had a favorite saying that she constantly repeated when
>I was young(er), "You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar."

Woody Harrelson (Woody on Cheers) insists a dead squirrel works even better.
-- 
What fraction of Americans believe   |  Van Snyder
Wrestling is real and NASA is fake?  |  vsnyder@math.jpl.nasa.gov
From: dws@ssec.wisc.edu (DaviD W. Sanderson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Is there a FAQ.  I would like ftp site for smilies if possible
Date: 4 Jan 93 17:41:38 GMT
Organization: UW-Madison Space Science and Engineering Center

In article <ryu.726099440@husc.harvard.edu> ryu@husc8.harvard.edu (William Ryu) writes:
>Subject says it all.  Can anyone help me on this?

My smiley program (containing the largest and most comprehensive
collection of smileys ever posted) was most recently posted in
comp.sources.misc, volume 23.  See your nearby comp.sources.misc
archive site to obtain it.

The comp.sources.misc index line:

v23i102   smiley/part01      smiley - smiley server, version 4, Part01/01

Here are a few anonymous FTP sites and paths:

wuarchive.wustl.edu:
	usenet/comp.sources.misc/volume23/smiley/part01.Z
uunet.uu.net:
	comp.sources.misc/volume23/smiley/part01.Z

Ask your system administrator if you don't know what anonymous FTP is.

DaviD W. Sanderson (dws@ssec.wisc.edu)

	"The Noah Webster of smileys is David Sanderson"
		- The Wall Street Journal, 15 Sep 1992
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