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From: 34A6J53@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU (CHUCK WILLIAMS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:09:30 GMT
Organization: Central Michigan University

M     M  EEEEEE        TTTTTTT  OOOO    OOOO     !!
MM   MM  E                T    O    O  O    O    !!
M MMM M  EEEE             T    O    O  O    O    !!
M  M  M  E                T    O    O  O    O    !!
M     M  EEEEEE           T     OOOO    OOOO
                                                 !!

I WANT TO BE ON THE MAILING LIST ALSO.


That is if there is a list of subscribers being compiled and this isn't
some sort of sick joke.


Thanks Gazillions,

Chuck Williams, Central Michigan University
34a6j53@cmuvm.csv.cmich.edu
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Date: 23 Jul 92 21:27:58 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>>>A man bought three kittens and brought them home.  One day, he was
>>>outside working on the yard, and the kittens decided to play in the
>>>fountain.  The kittens fell in and started drowning, so the man had
>>>to save them.  He told them, "You better not play in the fountain
>>>because I might not be here to save you next time."
>>>
>>>A few weeks later, the kittens decided to play in the fountain again.
>>>They fell in, and a stranger saw them, but he got there too late to save
>>>them.  The stranger went up to the front door, and when the man answered,
>>>the stranger said, "Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq."
>>>
>>
>>Maybe I'm just not with it today but I don't actually get this joke.......
>>--
>Maybe if Roger had mentioned that there were actually four kittens and that
>their names were Un, Deux, Trois, and Quatre...

Man! None of you people are getting this joke right!  He names the THREE
kittens Un, Deux and Trois.  "Un, Deux, Trois cat sank"  Ok?!
-- 


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                   *      BUSH-FREE       *
                   *        IN '93        *
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: French Jokes
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Monday, 27 Jul 1992 15:39:50 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

In article <13554@gazette.bcm.tmc.edu>, ak990140@SPECIALK.IAIMS.BCM.TMC.EDU
(Arthur Kania) says:
>Purquoi les Newfies amenent des fusils pour aller a la toillete ?
>Pour chasser les odeurs et tirer sur la chaine.


Just for all of us non-frenchies, would someone translate please?

 Thanks a mille,
          Sal "English is my plantive sandwich" Desiano
Xref: sparky rec.humor:24891 alt.comedy.british:1653
From: michael@paul.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: Where to find funny names
Date: 30 Jul 92 17:10:26 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM's message of 30 Jul 92 12:07:30 GMT

In article <2170@tymix.Tymnet.COM> filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit) writes:
=  I wish I could be more specific, but on one of the Benny Hill
=  videotapes, he plays a teacher in a british school.  The entire
=  sketch has him standing in front of a class (never seen) while he
=  talks to them.  He starts with a roll call, which has some of the
=  funniest names I have ever heard.
[stuff deleted]

Are you sure it was Benny Hill? I have on video tape
Rowan Atkinson doing that shtick, but then, it could be common
enough.
("Ah, Herpes, still with us I see...)
It was an HBO special, taped at the B.U. theatre. Damn Funny!

"Myprick? Has anybody seen Myprick?"
"Where are you, Clitoris?"

chaplin.
--
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michael@albert.bu.edu                     - William S. Burroughs

The Einstein Papers Project        The opinions contained herein reflect
Boston University                      neither those of the project, 
Boston, Massachusetts, USA             nor those of Albert Einstein.
From: dtyler%jt_home.uucp@amber.athena.lkg.dec.com (David Tyler)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Joke
Summary: Where did my %8&!! joke go?
Keywords: What Happened?
Date: 30 Jul 92 15:51:23 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Totally Disorganized..

Hey guys, I posted a joke and it was thrown out! It happened twice with two
jokes I posted! Their going into the "black hole". Can someone tell me what
is the problem?. Thanx.

Joke: What goes 9,999 thump, 9,999 thump?

A MILLIPEDE WITH A WOODEN LEG!!!!!!!!!
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HA! HA! HA!

NO SIG. YET!!!

(Bye!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: smithrud@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Carolyn Louise Smithrud)
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 19:12:19 GMT

In article <RCHAUNCE.92Jul23111925@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> rchaunce@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Rob Chauncey) writes:

>Hell, count me in, too
>--

Hell tries to count in as many as it can.  Be patient.  There's a long line 
at the door *down there*.   (sorry...I couldn't resist....they were holding
a gun to my skull) :-)




Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: zts_duong@hg.uleth.ca
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Reply-To: zts_duong@hg.uleth.ca
Organization: University of Lethbridge
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 16:50:00 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.123748.17853@news.columbia.edu>, pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang) writes:
>>>A man bought three kittens and brought them home.  One day, he was 
>>>outside working on the yard, and the kittens decided to play in the
>>>fountain.  The kittens fell in and started drowning, so the man had
>>>to save them.  He told them, "You better not play in the fountain
>>>because I might not be here to save you next time."
>>>
>>>A few weeks later, the kittens decided to play in the fountain again.
>>>They fell in, and a stranger saw them, but he got there too late to save
>>>them.  The stranger went up to the front door, and when the man answered,
>>>the stranger said, "Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq."
>>>
>>
>>Maybe I'm just not with it today but I don't actually get this joke.......
>>-- 
>Maybe if Roger had mentioned that there were actually four kittens and that 
>their names were Un, Deux, Trois, and Quatre...
>
>philip

Non, No     : Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre, Cinq
means       : 1   2      3     4       5    in English
but sounds  : Un Deux Trois  Cat Sank

get it
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mkgray@athena.mit.edu (Matthew K Gray)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 13:43:57 GMT

In my high school graduating class:

Sal Manella
David Marcus		(Kirk's son in Trek)

Lives across the hall from me now:

Lyk Mui

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Matthew K Gray				Massachusetts Institute
mkgray@athena.mit.edu			of Technology
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: carter@vxdesy.desy.de
Subject: Re: joke
Organization: (DESY, Hamburg, Germany)
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 19:44:13 GMT

 OK this guy goes to the doctors for a checkup, afterwards goes to the pub
 for a couple or three to get over the trauma; while he's there the doc. phones
 his home and tells his wife " I need to do a few more tests on your husband
 and I will need a urine sample, sperm sample and stool sample". No problem
 she tells him. 
  When her husband gets home she says " Honey the doctor phoned" "What the fuk
 he want" he says. "A pair of your old underpants" she says.
    OK so its old, so am I, so up yours Jack.
 Dik

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tbreeden@afit.af.mil (Thomas A. Breeden)
Subject: BaNd NaMeS
Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 02:00:38 GMT

If I had to do it all again, I'd give up "geekdom" to be
a rock and roll star.  (Never mind the fact that I have
no talent).  The name of my band?

   The Screaming Sphincters!


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sbuttswor@cc.curtin.edu.au
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 13:40:47 GMT

In article <22537@oasys.dt.navy.mil>, valdesus@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Joseph Valdesuso) writes:
> Could you also add me?
> 
> Thanks
> -Joe

And myself thanks.
Trevor                         sphillips10@cc.curtin.edu.au

Xref: sparky rec.humor:24569 alt.folklore.urban:19820
From: disab@autodesk.com (Dave DiSabatino)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Radio pranks
Summary: I SAW IT
Date: 26 Jul 92 08:22:41 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Distribution: world, usa, na
Organization: Autodesk Inc., Sausalito CA, USA

In article <1992Jul22.155312.12758@acuson.com> lawson@aldia.UUCP (Drew Lawson) writes:
>In article <1992Jul22.005326.3846@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin) writes:
>>>> Stuff about "odd place to make love" deleted...
>>
>>>I have heard many versions of this.  It must be an urban legend.  Has
>>>anyone actually SEEN it?
>>
>Since we're on the topic, the NW episode IS discussed in the a.f.u
>FAQ.  I've never personally checked the references, but the information
>is that it never happened.  The producers deny it . Bob Eubanks denies
>it.  No one has ever come forward with a copy of the tape.
>
>-- 
>Drew Lawson                      If you're not part of the solution,
>lawson@acuson.com                you're part of the precipitate

Where do they get their information that all these people deny it?
Are you sure the show was not originally live?  It actually wasn't
that offensive.  It is typical of an urban legend to be attributed to
a friend of a sister of this guy I know or some such random person,
but here's a primary source.  I have seen this episode of the
Newlyweds TWICE.  Both must have been repeats as I am fairly young.  I
saw it the first time in New York City and the second time in San
Francisco.  Bob asks the question to the wives, "What is the strangest
place you've ever made whoopee?".  The first wife (middle america
white woman) comes up with "on the dining room table".  The second
wife (another white woman from midwestern suburbs) says something else
really boring.  Then Bob turns to the Black woman, who is obviously
being painted as a stereotypical inner city Black woman with thick
Black-American ghetto accent.  Bob says, "What is the strangest place
you and your husband have ever made whoopee?"  She looks confused for
a moment, thinks, and then says "In my Butt!"  Bob completely loses
it.  I've seen it, and I couldn't have been dreaming twice.  I can
hear her voice vividly in my head right now.  If you were here I would
mimic it for you.  Hey, call me up and I'll tell just how it sounded.

dd
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: PUN
Date: 23 Jul 92 01:24:41 GMT
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

IIT'S A GOOD VACUUM.  IT REALLY SUCKS.
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Grafitti Quote
Date: 27 Jul 92 13:24:26 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

Graffiti Quote

     BAD SPELLERS UNTIE
From: prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: FuNnY NaMeS
Date: 21 Jul 92 04:31:56 GMT
Reply-To: prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER)
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst


	A former co-worker of mine said her roommate in college was
named "Elizabeth Pickles-Cox." Ouch!
						dylyn
_________________________________________________________________

"One -- you lock the target,	   Two -- you bait the line,
   Three-- you slowly spread the net,     and Four -- you catch the man"
			<<Front242, 'Headhunter'>>
_______________dylyn, at:  prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu_________________
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jokes mailing list
From: sweide@uceng.UC.EDU (Steve Weide)
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 13:15:26 GMT
Organization: College of Engineering, University of Cincinnati


Due to extreme peer presure, count me in.  (isn't peer pressure a beautiful
thing?)
                    
                                           Steve Weide

And now "Deep Thoughts" 
               by Jack Handey
 
 I'd rather be rich than stupid.

                      (Shame I got stuck with stupid.)
From: archambault@admin1.usask.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Need Doctor/pharmacist wedding jokes
Date: 29 Jul 92 03:05:35 GMT
Organization: University of Saskatchewan

Hello!  I have to be the MC at my sister's wedding soon, and
I need some CLEAN wedding jokes that (preferably) involve a doctor
(the groom) or a pharmacist(the bride) and in general, getting
married.  I would be very happy if I could actually find some
specific ones...

Please post here or mail the jokes to csss@skdad.usask.ca and mark
the mail "for TKeela".  Thanks a lot!

T'Keela Mahkin Birr
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: keiner@earthview.cms.udel.edu (Louis Keiner)
Subject: Re: Bored Of The Rings
Reply-To: keiner@earthview.cms.udel.edu
Organization: Marine Studies, University of Delaware
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 13:55:34 GMT

In article 711694588@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au, 10726446@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (LAU WAI KUEN) writes:
>  I'll check my collection.  I've either got Bored of the Rings  or  Doon.  
>I can't remember which.  I hope you realize they're not that good.
>
>Hal

Not that good!?! Jeeez, I laughed until my sides split reading _Bored_of_the_Rings_!
A bit dated perhaps, but still............

Lou

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Louis E. Keiner - College of Marine Studies       "Well, it seems you've      
University of Delaware, Newark, DE 19716           caught me with more than   
keiner@earthview.cms.udel.edu                      my hands up........"       
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Xref: sparky rec.humor:24423 seattle.general:2303 pnw.general:1608
From: wood@eisley.akita.com (Ken Wood)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,seattle.general,pnw.general
Subject: Re: Who said "Wherever you go..." (was Stupid Road Signs)
Keywords: Buckaroo Banzai, 8th dimension, novel, read
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 02:19:30 PDT
Organization: Mos Eisley Spaceport BBS

bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church) writes:

> In article <54msNB1w164w@eisley.seanews.wa.com> wood@eisley.seanews.wa.com (K
> >> siemion@u.washington.edu
> >> 
> >
> >
> >     Better yet read the book if you can find a copy.  It's even better 
> >than the movie.  Really, trust me.
> >
> It's not really 'safe' to attribute lines to BB. One of the beauties of
> this classic is the way they played on previous movies and especially 
> music. Like the references to Quinn the Eskimo. I didn't know about the
> book. I'll have to find it. The video has been rereleased after moratorium
> and is now selling for $9.95.

     True enough, alot of the movie was "borrowed" from other places.  
The book is even better in this respect.  It's written like an old pulp 
novel complete with numerous references to past novels and adventures.  
If you liked the movie you will love the book.  But it is hard to find.  
I believe that there was only one small printing ( comparitivly ) so 
you'll have to search alot of used book stores.  Good luck.

     Ken Wood



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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: help find me a funny signature!!
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Wednesday, 29 Jul 1992 14:54:58 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

Richie, my boy, You must look _inside_ yourself for a .sig. That is where
they come from. Or, care of Isaac Asimov, you could send to a PO Box in
Schenectady (Although I don't have an address). Think about it. A favorite
quote. Or (Gasp!) your name. And, after ninety-five years of pondering, and
you've gotten a signed letter from the pope, excumunicating you, blame
it on a signature virus, or say its under construction. Be creative...

-- Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano

see, no .sig
From: babu@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Natarajan Sureshbabu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: MAILING LIST
Date: 29 Jul 92 16:11:53 GMT
Organization: HAC - Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore

In article <weN7Q7K00Voj01yV8k@andrew.cmu.edu> Curtis A Beesun <cbee+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>Would you please add me to that list. . .
>
>Thanx.
>----
>Curt's Law:
>	Just by definition, half of the population
>	is of below average intelligence.

Please add me too
Suresh
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.sex
From: neafie@maxum.dallas.sgi.com (Terry Neafie)
Subject: Re: Notty Limerix
Organization: Silicon Graphics Computer Systems - NAFO Division, Dallas, Texas
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 21:29:11 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.105034.18204@APS.Atex.Kodak.COM>, mailman@atex.kodak.com (Paul Mailman) writes:
|> Xref: odin rec.humor:66084 alt.sex:78440
|> Path: odin!mips!sdd.hp.com!caen!uunet!ogicse!das-news.harvard.edu!spdcc!dirtydog.ima.isc.com!keps.kodak.com!cronkite!mailman
|> From: mailman@atex.kodak.com (Paul Mailman)
|> Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.sex
|> Subject: Re: Notty Limerix
|> Message-ID: <1992Jul28.105034.18204@APS.Atex.Kodak.COM>
|> Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 03:50:34 PDT
|> Article-I.D.: APS.1992Jul28.105034.18204
|> References: <BrJDAy.Ix2@cs.dal.ca> <9z=m4#l.tyger@netcom.com> <2774@perl-sun.dwrsun4.UUCP> <tclmf2_.tyger@netcom.com>
|> Sender: news@APS.Atex.Kodak.COM
|> Reply-To: mailman@atex.kodak.com
|> Organization: Atex, Inc.
|> Lines: 26
|> Originator: mailman@groucho
|> 
|> 
|> In article <tclmf2_.tyger@netcom.com>, tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
|> > >I'm not sure if this is the same book I'm thinking of, but I once saw a
|> > >compendium of dirty limericks written by (believe it or not) Isaac
|> > >Asimov!
|> > 
|> > Oh gosh, I haven't the foggiest! Anyone else help out on this one?
|> > 
|> 
|> Indeed, Isaac Asimov (a confirmed lech) wrote a short book called "Lecherous
|> Limmericks". They are quite funny, often somewhat intellectual (should
|> come as no surprise, considering Asimov), some quite bawdy.
|> 
|> One of my favorites (I missed the post that started this thread, so 
|> apologies if this is a rerun):
|> 
|> A woman from North Carolina
|> Strung fiddle strings 'cross her vagina.
|> With proper-sized cocks,
|> What was sex became Bach's
|> Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.
|> -- 
|>  ......................................................................
|>  Paul Mailman                       My _other_ Email address doesn't  .
|>  work: mailman@atex.kodak.com       need a disclaimer!                .
|>  .home: pmailman@genesis.nred.ma.us  ..................................

This made me think of another one.

	There once was a Pirate named Bates
	Who'd decided to try on some skates
	He slipped on his cutlass
	Which rendered him NUTLESS
	And virtually useless on dates.
-- 
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					Terry Neafie	(neafie@sgi.com)
					System Support Engineer
					SGI - Dallas, TX
					(214) 788-4122

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From: ghartzog@terapin.com (Garrett Hartzog)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: thread
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:17:35 GMT
Organization: BBS

In article <TRw6NB2w164w@c-cat.UUCP>, david@c-cat.UUCP (Dave) writes:
>
>> >>>You really should get out more.
>> >>I could use a Whore!                        ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho ho
>> >This is really a bore........
>> you are making me sore
>This thread is really getting poor.
but wait, there's more!

Garrett Hartzog
ghartzog@terapin.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tortica@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (john.dalton)
Subject: bathroom
Organization: AT&T
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 16:33:07 GMT


Heard this one the other day:

Went to use the bathroom in my building and a sign on the door said:

"OUT OF ORDER, Use Floor Below".

.......newspapers were'nt even set up.....
me.

***************************************************************************
Does anybody here remember Vera Lyn ................
**************************************************************************
From: jensting@ee.ic.ac.uk (Jens Tingleff)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Band Names
Date: 27 Jul 92 20:50:04 GMT
Organization: Elec. Eng. Imperial College, London

In article <1992Jul17.210441.1@camins.camosun.bc.ca>, comptec90012@camins.camosun.bc.ca writes:
> >>>Does anybody out there have any funny Band names?
> > 
> > Any others?
>   ^^^^^^^^^^
> 
> 	Any others...  Sounds catchy!

Howsabout 
	
	'The Somethings'

No, I have never seen a banfd called this, but I might go for it when I make my
own band, NOT
-- 
Mr Jens Tingleff, M.Sc.EE. PhD student at 
     Imperial College, Dept of EE,  Exhibition Road, London SW7 2BT, England
jensting@ee.ic.ac.uk or jensting@titan.ee.ic...  (used to be jensting@diku.dk) 
   "How?"   "I'll make it up as I go along"  Indy, 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kgonsal@eng.clemson.edu (Kenneth Gonsalves)
Subject: WANTED DAN QUAYLE JOKES
Reply-To: kgonsal@eng.clemson.edu
Organization: College of Engineering, Clemson Univ.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 04:47:39 GMT

HI..
Could some one mail me a compilation of Dan Quayle jokes. I would appreciate it if you could send a copy to my user-id
kgonsal@eng.clemson.edu

thanks

Kenneth J Gonsalves
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From: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jen Schacher)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: 30 Jul 92 20:15:06 GMT
Reply-To: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University

>> >>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>> >>Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
>> >Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
>> Don't you mean Crystal Gayle?
>Don't you mean Dan Quayle?
Don't you mean Dan Quayl?
From: t8914179@phillip.edu.au (John Whale)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jokes mailing list
Date: 26 Jul 92 21:58:08 GMT
Organization: RMIT (Bundoora Campus)

Could you please add my name to the joke mailing list?

thanks.

John Whale.
E-mail address :  t8914179@phillip.edu.au

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