From: asgari@tac22.unet.com (Asgari Roger)
Subject: Re: The EAGLES have landed OR Cowboys caught with pants down!
Organization: Network Equipment Technologies, Redwood City
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 15:28:56 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.211413.5105@PacBell.COM> jpglori@srv.PacBell.COM (John P. Gloria) writes:
>In article <1992Oct6.171348.25923@unet.net.com> asgari@ssc01.unet.com (Asgari Roger) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct6.043023.18749@PacBell.COM> jpglori@srv.PacBell.COM (John P. Gloria) writes:
>>>FINAL SCORE:
>>>Eagles:  31
>>>Cowboys:  7  Ouch...
>>>
>>>Whip a tie, I O, get along little doggey, your misfortune and
>>>none of my own. :-)
>>>
>>>Now let's see, the Eagles dropped a bomb on the Cowboys.
>>>It was disguised as a superior overall, balanced offense/defense.
>>>True, Cunningham's overall stats were not great, but they
>>>certainly alot better than Aikman. Aikman is a FRAUD! The
>>>space ship that dropped him off on this planet better come
>>>by on the next shuttle and pick him up. :-) Man, what a CHOKER!


	"Aikman is fraud". Are you jesting or are you a moran.
	Either way you come off as nonsensical; and that's puting 
	it diplomaticly, something you wouldn't know about!!
		
>>>Herschel came thru when needed. WHAM BAM, How do you 'MAM!
>>>I love it when the Cowboys lose. I don't why, but I just do.
>>>It must have something to do with all these American Pie Shit
>>>or something. :-)
>>>-- 

		YOU NEED HELP!!!
>>>  ---------  John Gloria - jpglori@sysengr.pacbell.com	--------	
>>>  Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest
>>>  of us could not succeed.  -   Mark Twain
>>
>>		Listen old chap, atleast Troy tossed for over 200 yards,
>>	I believe Cunningham only passed for 124 yards. True,  Troy was
>>	intercepted 3 times, but Cunningham did not have an interception
>>	free night either.  
>>
>>		A well deserved  victory by all accounts for the eagles;
>>	however, what amazed moi was the simple fact that da Pokes had 
>>	more offensive yards than the birds. Not the most important stat
>>	but there you have it.
>>
>>
>>		GO COWBOYS!!!!!!
>
>When are you folks ever going to learn! Numbers on STAT SHEETS
>DO NOT WIN GAMES. Repeat after me, STAT SHEETS DO NOT WIN GAMES.
>I love it when ESPN shows the 300+ passers; 100+ rushers, etc.,
>and they indicate a (won), (loss) by the player/team. It is
>amazing how often there is a (loss) by the name. So, I really
>don't give a rat's ass to a sour apple who passed for what, or
>who ran for what. Who WON. Thank YOU!

	I merely mention this as every bloody Eagles fan were
	eluding to the fact that you had obliterated Dallas. 
	This is not to say it was a close game, however I thought
	I would point out it was a relevant stat: that being total
	offensive yards. GET IT!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Since you addressed my as an old chap, I gather you must be a
>sniveling, snot hanging, mouth full of wires, kid. :-)
>

	You must be a bigger moran than I first thought. Do you
	not recognise facetiousness when you see it. "Kid"?
	I am in my late 20's, what are you? An old man you cretin!!
>-- 
>  ---------  John Gloria - jpglori@sysengr.pacbell.com	--------	
>  Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest
>  of us could not succeed.  -   Mark Twain