From: tjb@emt.b17c.ingr.com (Tony Bowman)
Subject: Re: Alabama v. Miami
Reply-To: tjb@emt.b17c.ingr.com  
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 15:26:59 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.022847.24704@dbsun.uucp>, harbison@dbsun.uucp (harbison) writes:
|> In article <93004.123631JCT3@psuvm.psu.edu> <JCT3@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
|> > tja2f@dayhoff.med.Virginia.EDU (Timothy J. Allison) writes:
|> > > ... And may the 'Canes show the world what domination means and
|> > > explain the term humiliation to the Tide.
|> 
|> They did more than explain the term humiliation to the Tide.  I'd say
|> they provided a superb demonstration of the concept! :-)
|> 
|> If you have any doubts, please review the following plays:
|> 
|> [1] Teague chasing down Lamar "fastest human in the galaxy" Thomas and
|>     taking away the football.
|> 
|> [2] Teague high-stepping into the end zone after picking off one of
|>     Gino's special deliveries.
|> 
|> [3] Any of numerous plays that ended with Geno lying on the carpet
|>     enjoying the view of the Superdome roof, compliments of Copeland,
|>     Curry, et. al.
|> 
|> Next, picture the following meeting of BA (Blowhards Anonymous).
|> 
|>   Hi, I'm Lamar Thomas <Hi, Lamar!> and I've been humble for three days
|>   now.  <applause> I used to dance in front the the opposing fans, taunt
|>   the opposition, and turn back flips in front of bewildered defensive
|>   backs.  Then I met George Teague and the Alabama defense.  They
|>   changed my life.  <applause> He explained to me how if I wanted to
|>   talk the talk, I'd better be able to walk the walk.  Now before a big
|>   game, I just sip my gatorade quietly on the sidelines 
|> 
|>   Hi, I'm Stephen McGuire <Hi, Steve!> and I've been humble for three
|>   days now.  <applause> I once boasted that I would gain over 100
|>   against the Alabama defense.  Then I met John Copeland and Eric Curry. 
|>   They changed my life.  <applause> Their friend Antonion Langham
|>   explained to me how I shouldn't go around writing checks my body
|>   couldn't cash. 
|> 
|>   Hi, I'm Gino <Hi, Geno!> and I've been humble for three days now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   ^ should have read <Gino who?>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>missed a good opportunity there but otherwise, one of the
		best I've seen !!!!!!  Roll on Big TIDE !!!!!

|>   <applause>  I once boasted that I only needed 3.5 seconds to release
|>   the ball.  Unfortunately, I found out it only too 3.4 seconds for
|>   two nice boys named Curry and Copeland to be breathing down my neck!
|>   Fortunately, I've learned to take my time and enjoy nifty graphics
|>   displayed on the scoreboard on the roof of the Superdome.
|> 
|> That concludes todays meeting of BA.  Refreshments consisting of iced
|> tea, craw-dads, and sugar-Cane stew are available at the back of the
|> room.  Ya'll come back, now! :-)
|> 
|> -- 
|> *realName: Phil Harbison
|> *mailName: harbison%dbsun.uucp@wupost.wustl.edu
|> *phoneList: 314-731-7475 (w) 314-272-9318 (h)
|> Rama-jama-yellowhamma', give `em hell, Alabama!

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