HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: swhite@bach.udel.edu (Stephen H White)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: re: Man with no penis--Total ass--$0.29 Fun
Date: 6 Apr 92 05:40:19 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware


 In response to Article number 3870............

I don't know who sent this, but it wasn't me. It must have been one of my goofy
friends. They didn't even get the address right. It is not 4 Elk Lane, it is
6 Elk Lane. I wouldn't suggest sending anything, but if you do don't mention me.I'd rather have suggestions on how to make life legally hard for this
reject. I wouldn't mind seeing some suggestions posted. If you do decide to 
have a little fun with a stamp, I want to know, so that I can get a count.
 
swhite@bach.udel.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: begley@triton.unm.edu (ivan m          92feb05 begley)
Subject: Re: I've been seved!!!
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 19:37:08 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
Keywords: NOT!

In article <4367@calmasd.Prime.COM> rac@calmasd.Prime.COM (Russ Clark) writes:
>
>   Dear Fred Boberts,
>      You haved help me see the light! Thanks to you I no longer want to kill
>      poor little inocent kittens, I now just want to cuddle w/ them!
>
>      NOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOT!!!!!    I now want to rape your wife, and show her how a real man fucks, and when  
>      she cum's like she never came before. She'll know the real fucking power
>      of evil, and she'll hold the gun to your head has I fuck you daughter!
>      Then when I'm done w/ her I'll make you fuck your dog! Then when I leave
>      your shit ass little fucking world, you'll know the true power of EVIL!
>
>      And you Ricjard Rouusser, you fucking stool pusher, I'm glad your life
>      sucks so bad, that all you have to do is read the dictinare! Why don't
>      you go fuck Jerry Brown up the ass and get of alt.evil!
>
>      **************************************************************************      One, two Rusty is coming for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      **************************************************************************

 Is there anyway we can kick dipshits like this off the net?
From: swhite@bach.udel.edu (Stephen H White)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Man with no penis--Total Ass--$0.29 Fun
Date: 6 Apr 92 02:36:21 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware


For the price of 1 United States Stamp, you can put a little
joy into one man's life (mine). You see, there is a neighbor
of mine who as the Subject line says probably has no penis and is
a surefire Ass H O L E!!! He loves to harass anyone who doesn't agree
that he is King of the Universe. He's a real S.O.B. So,....I am asking
all out of the evilness of your hearts to send anonymous snail mail
to this man saying anything you desire. The only stipulation is that
you don't mention my name, my town or where you got his name. I
want to really FUCK with his mind. Imagine receiving thousands of
letters saying YOU SUCK, and not knowing who so in so in Austin, Texas or
[insert your town here] is, let alone how [he/she] knows you. Have fun!
It will only cost $0.29 for this bit of fun. I can respond later when I
notice him in a R E A L L Y bad mood knowing that he has just received his
mail.

The jerk and his Snail mail address

Paul Dolotosky
4 Elk Lane
Newark, De 19713

C'Ya!!
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: xcz13@isuvax.iastate.edu
Subject: bbs
Reply-To: xcz13@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 02:20:07 GMT

a thout to ponder
git some bambo shoutsots (nicsce and sgharbp)
a (will ining male p) male partner
git creative
original idea has to have a male partner
can be modafied
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 19:47:39 EDT
From: <JAL137@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: A sorta OK poem (if you don't like poetry, then don't read it!)

 Sitting in black,   Spinning in space        until you thrust.
 turn on the light.  through nebulous eyes.   You must feel disgust
 What a fright       I don't realize          at my blood mingled with rust
 to see your face.   the knife in your hands  from th bleeding blade.

 Falling back     "I love you."   ha, Ha, HA !!!
 (touch the sky!)  And as I die,  You pathetic fool!
 Hit the floor,    I hear         Don't you know
 look up, say,     you cry.       that love is cruel?   - Jonathan
From: rac@calmasd.Prime.COM (Russ Clark)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: I've been seved!!!
Keywords: NOT!
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:55:03 GMT
Organization: Computervision, San Diego, CA



   I'm glad to see that I disturbed you so much that you no longer want me
   here, that is exactly why I'm here. To make you think about me, you show
   me that you fear me, or you wouldn't of posted here anoymnously!

   -[Russ.

From: mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen)
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 10:50:41 GMT
Subject: Re: I've been seved!!!
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: alt.evil

In alt.evil, rac@calmasd.Prime.COM (Russ Clark) writes:

> 
>    Dear Fred Boberts,
>       You haved help me see the light! Thanks to you I no longer want to kill
>       poor little inocent kittens, I now just want to cuddle w/ them!
> 
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>       NOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOT!!!!!    I now want to rape your wife, and show her how a real man fucks, and when  
>       she cum's like she never came before. She'll know the real fucking power
>       of evil, and she'll hold the gun to your head has I fuck you daughter!
>       Then when I'm done w/ her I'll make you fuck your dog! Then when I leave
>       your shit ass little fucking world, you'll know the true power of EVIL!
> 
>       And you Ricjard Rouusser, you fucking stool pusher, I'm glad your life
>       sucks so bad, that all you have to do is read the dictinare! Why don't
>       you go fuck Jerry Brown up the ass and get of alt.evil!
> 
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                                        ha

                                       NOT!!!!!!!!
From: rac@calmasd.Prime.COM (Russ Clark)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: I've been seved!!!
Keywords: NOT!
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:51:49 GMT
Organization: Computervision, San Diego, CA


   Dear Fred Boberts,
      You haved help me see the light! Thanks to you I no longer want to kill
      poor little inocent kittens, I now just want to cuddle w/ them!
























      NOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNOT!!!!!    I now want to rape your wife, and show her how a real man fucks, and when  
      she cum's like she never came before. She'll know the real fucking power
      of evil, and she'll hold the gun to your head has I fuck you daughter!
      Then when I'm done w/ her I'll make you fuck your dog! Then when I leave
      your shit ass little fucking world, you'll know the true power of EVIL!

      And you Ricjard Rouusser, you fucking stool pusher, I'm glad your life
      sucks so bad, that all you have to do is read the dictinare! Why don't
      you go fuck Jerry Brown up the ass and get of alt.evil!


      -[Russ.
      **************************************************************************      One, two Rusty is coming for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      **************************************************************************
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Bla
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 13 Apr 92 13:27:39 +1200
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wellington, New Zealand


(Bill Sirinek) writes:
'Kibo' Parry writes: most text deleted in favour of a new flavour,
when will this la la la'ing stop. 
???????????????

STANDING IN A LOO
Lyrics By Fred Freshmeat
Music Up To You...

I'm Standing In A Toilet
Knee Deep In The Shit
I'm Wetting On My Pants
When I Look Into The Pit
Then I Suddenly Get Flushed
Deep Into The Hole
I'm Crawling Through The Pipes
And Swimming Like A Mole

I Hear The Sound Of Crawling Rats
I Feel A Shitfly In My Mouth
When I Start Puking
I'm heading towards the South
I Still Dwell Underneath
Try To Climb Out Of The Sewer
Than I See A Sexy Girl
I Wished That I Knew Her

Well, I Fucked Her Very Hard
And Ofcourse Slow And Deep
With The Shitfly Still In My Mouth
I Gently Fall Asleep
When I Wake I See A Dead Girl
My Dick Still In Her Ass
I Just Throw Her Of Me
And Clean Up The Bloody Mess

Well, This Is My Advice To You,
Never Stand In A Loo
Maybe You Get Drowned
Never Stand In A Loo
Just Piss On The Ground
That Counts For Shitting Too...

The Perverted Lyrics Of A Sick Mind...
Credit for this hit song goes to Grindcore Pseumon Slayer


-- 
Red "We need more Sarin" Head from Hell.
From: kudart@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Wishbringer
Date: 13 Apr 92 06:54:24 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

In article <92089.141120SRC113@psuvm.psu.edu>, Wishbringer Prodigy of Goodness <SRC113@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
> 
> I have some good deeds to share with you.
> 
> 1) I helped someone through a rough time in their life by just listening and
>    talking with them.
> 
> 2) I helped a neighbor move with no compensation to myself.
> 
> 3) Planted a tree.
> 
> 4) Gave some change to someone who needed it more then I did.
> 
> 
> Remember: Everyone needs a hug.
> 
>                                - Wishbringer
> 
> 
>  _  _ _  _ _ _ _  _  _ _ _ _  _  _
>  |  | | (  |_||_)|_) | |\|| _|_ |_) ========== The power is =====>
>  |/\| | _) | ||_)| \ | | ||_||_ | \ ============= yours =========>
> 



You know, I had a bong named Wishbringer once...
fancy that...

Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser)
Subject: Re: Something truely evil...
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 22:07:58 GMT

kemnitz@netcom.com (Greg Kemnitz) writes:

>In article <rauser.702860598@sfu.ca> rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser) writes:
>>>>    Just a friendly reminder to all you illiterate alt.evil idiots out there:
>>>>Before you go posting your cute little evil fantasties can you at least do
>>>                                             ^^^^^^^^^^
>>   Look you idiot, "favour" is the British spelling of "favor". Consult
>>a F**CKING DICTIONARY. "Fantasties" was a typo.
>>--
>>Richard J. Rauser   "I like fighting Chun Li.
>>rauser@sfu.ca        Especially when I slide under her legs and glance up.
>>WNI                                          -Dhalsim


>Well, you asked for it, Mr. Newbie.  Why don't you read the netetiquette
>guidelines?  If you start a stupid spelling flame war, people will call
>you dickhead, an asshole, a fool, a dweeb, a loser, a wanker, a pointdexter,
>a man with no penis, a dumb motherfucker, an open festering sore, and
>a sheepfucker, as well as many, many less polite things.  While this may
>be impolite, remember that you are the one who started it, and that you
>brought it upon yourself, and engage your brain before you post annoying
>time wasting articles.  Believe me, though, there are people here who
>*love* to flame far more than you do.  If you wish to see more eloquent
>examples of evil nasty flames, just keep on posting obnoxious stuff.
>Evil is, after all, so much fun.  And we are, of course, professionals.
                                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

   Let me get this straight. You're going to call me names and you think
THAT makes you a "professional"? Good Lord, how pathetic can you get. Perhaps
calling people "fool" and "sheepfucker" would be considered evil in an 
elementary school playground, but on UseNet it makes you look childish.
(Yes, even more childish than a spelling flame  :-) ) Tell you what. You can
go on stroking your ego by proclaiming yourself to be a "professional" evil
user and if it makes you feel happy, call me names. Unlike you, it doesn't
bother me!

--
Richard J. Rauser     "I like fighting Chun Li.
rauser@sfu.ca          Especially when I slide under her legs and glance up."
WNI                                     -Dhalsim
 
.
From: jprice@eecs.cs.pdx.edu (James Price)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: I've been seved!!!
Keywords: NOT!
Date: 11 Apr 92 19:54:04 GMT
Organization: Portland State University, Portland, OR

In article <4367@calmasd.Prime.COM> rac@calmasd.Prime.COM (Russ Clark) writes:
>
>    I now want to rape your wife, and show her how a real man fucks, and when  
>      she cum's like she never came before. She'll know the real fucking power
>      of evil, and she'll hold the gun to your head has I fuck you daughter!
>      Then when I'm done w/ her I'll make you fuck your dog! Then when I leave
>      your shit ass little fucking world, you'll know the true power of EVIL!
>
>      -[Russ.

   Sex, violence and death : the male erotic trinity.
Verily, the psychosexual implications here seem profound.
You equate "gun" with power, "rape" with power, "power" with evil.
The sad truth of this unfortunate situation, pal, is that you are
evil only incidentally. I suspect your mother gave you coldwater
enemas and now, in your pathetic attempt to strike fear into the
innocent, you seek to redeem yerself. Again, all I can say is that
you guys are about as fuckin Evil as a dozen devilled eggs....
You seem to have no grasp of the real, tangible force of evil and its
application in the real world; you hide behind unlikely fantasies
and laughable schemes in your desire to appear evil, intimidating.
I laugh at you, and spit in your eye...

James
Net: jprice@jove.cs.pdx.edu       "Justice is incidental to law and order."
Globe: 45 31 25 N 122 40 30 W                          - J. Edgar Hoover
Unity not uniformity | NBC = GE   "Reading musses up my mind." - Henry Ford
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 08:17:10 EDT
From: <LPR100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Something truely evil...
 <rauser.702783528@sfu.ca>

In article <rauser.702783528@sfu.ca>, rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser)
says:
>
>    Just a friendly reminder to all you illiterate alt.evil idiots out there:
>Before you go posting your cute little evil fantasties can you at least do
                                             ^^^^^^^^^^
>the educated people a favour and consult a f**king DICTIONARY? It's so sad
                       ^^^^^^
>reading messages about pseudo-nihilism when the poster can't even spell
>"truly".

Hah! Can't spell, dickhead!
   Pardon my language. Haven't you fools yet realized that whole
spelling flame war is incredibly juvenile, totally worthless, and not
at all evil? My guess is that half of these errors are intentional,
done to trick your little minds into wasting time flaming them. Please,
folks, get a hobby.

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LPR100@PSUVM.PSU.EDU            | "I called to the heavens to set me free
Pennsylvania State Univiversity | "Today I prayed for the answer and not one
                                | "Of the gods in the sky would rescue me"
                                |                          -Kansas
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From: jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Darkness and True Evil
Keywords: dark
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:47:32 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: AT&T

In article <1992Apr15.092556.585@miavx3.mid.muohio.edu> tldevers@miavx3.mid.muohio.edu writes:
>Which of you truly know Evil? Come, show me what you can do. I don't mean
>nasty little tricks pulled on religious persons, or sick, perverted sex 
>stories . I mean true Evil. That whick lives in your soul and festers,
>growing into the very darkness that true Evil breeds from. Do you know the
>Darkness? Or do you only pretend to?
>                                           Dark Heart

Gosh Dark Fart, you are one weally weally scawy dude/dudette. I think
the festering "whick" your referring to is called gas. Grunt a little 
bit and see if that doesn't clear it up. Don't be frightened of
the darkness remember when you grunt "it's only the wind, it's only
the wind".
From: rac@calmasd.Prime.COM (Russ Clark)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: I've been seved!!!
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:42:50 GMT
Organization: Computervision, San Diego, CA



   Well Lady Death, (this is probably some guy dressed in women's clothing)
   according to the Second College Editiong: The American Heritage Dicitonary
   (published by Houghton Mifflin Co. of Boston) the definition of evil is:

   e-vil (e vel) adj. 1. Morally bad of wrong; wicked. 2.Causing ruin, injury,
   or pain; harmful. 3.Charaterized by or indicating future misfortune; omin-
   ous: evil omens. 4.Purportedly bad or blameworthy; infamous: an evil reput-
   ation. 5.Characterized by anger or spite; malicious: an evil temper.

   Now according to Roget's II: The New Thesaurus (edited by The American Her-
   itage Dictionary):

   evil (adjective):
   1.Morally objectionable: repented of his evil deeds.
   2.Causing harm or injury.
   3. Extremely unpleasant to the senses or feelings.
   4.Bringing, predicting, or characterized by misfortune.
   5. Characterized by intense ill will or spite.
   1.Syns:bad, black, immoral, iniquitous, nefarious, peccant, reprobate,
   sinful, vicious, wicked, wrong.
   2.Harmful. 
   3.Offensive (adjective).
   4.Bad (adjective).
   5.Malevolent.

   Bullshit, you want to know what evil is, it is the control of fear. That's
   right fear, without fear there is no evil. The reason why Dammer, the Night
   Stolker, and Ted Bundy were concidered evil, is because they struck fear in-
   to the people of the United States. And it is fear that will make the evil
   one leader of this country! That is my prediction, and I will not bow down 
   to Him, because he is weak and his followers are weak, and when the anti-
   christ is born, all those weak minded christians will fall under him, and
   worship the lord of piss and shit, the lord of flies, satan!

   -[Russ.
Organization: HAM - Hackers Against MUDs
X-Subliminal-Message: IBM/370 assembler is your friend.
Date: Thursday, 16 Apr 1992 15:31:59 EDT
From: <MVS104@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Fatima and Fundies

In article <31684@sdcc12.ucsd.edu>, cg108fai@icogsci1.ucsd.edu (Steerpike) says:
>
>In article <grumble> jim@netlink.cts.com (Jim Bowery) writes:
>
>>I'm curious:
>>How do non-Catholic Christians deal with the miracle of Fatima?
>
>I'M curious. What the hell is the miracle of Fatima?
>(and why ask here?)

I also am curious. What is this miracle which non-catholic christians must
deal with? And I agree: why ask here?

>
>Like I said, just curious
>steerpike@ucsd.edu
>(Beyond Good and Evil)

Martin Schulte
One step ahead of good and evil
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Swallowing used beer
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 15 Apr 92 09:15:07 +1200
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wellington, New Zealand

In article <14060012@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM>, mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen) writes:
>> > In alt.evil, c8929469@cc.newcastle.edu.au (stu) writes:
>> > 
>> >> >  [bullshit deleted] 
>> >> 
>> >
>> ever thought of swapping a local case of beer with someone overseas?
>> before it has been used, that is ;)

>   Sure, what kind do you want.  Colorado is now the largest beer brewer
>   in the world.  I know I use that word figuratively for U.S. beer but 
>   we also have over 6 micro-breweries who make real good stuff in my
>   home town.  Evil tasting is an understatement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
>   So, let me know what you have in exchange.
> 
> Mort> 
>> --
>> send discourse to c8929469@cc.newcastle.edu.au

I heard that they use liquid from recycled rubber to make wine in CA,
so how's the beer? 

Kiwis make the best beer - DB Draught, Steinlager, DB Export Dry.
Hrmph... Quality not Quantity.

-- 
Red
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Revenge on a jerk
From: abbey1@husc9.harvard.edu (Joshua Abbey)
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:24:20 EDT
Distribution: world
Organization: Harvard University Science Center


	Hi there...
	I was just wondering if you alt.evil-types would be willing to 
	help me out for a second...
		Yo usee, I'm pretty sore about being ripped off on 
	a net sale of five Genesis cartridges to this guy in Australia,
	who took advantage of my trust and the fact that I'm half
	a world away to not pay me for what I sent him.  Okay, granted,
	I'm an idiot for even thinking about trusting someone...
	However, I still want either my money (~$160) or revenge...
		Anyone got any ideas?

	If anyone would like to take this into their own hands, as well, 
		his name is Robert Nagy, and his username is 
				NAGY_R@darwin.ntu.edu.au

	Any response would be appreciated, as I extremely dislike
	being taken advantage of...

						-Thanx in advance,
						Joshua Abbey
						abbey1@husc.harvard.edu

-- 
==)--------------      abbey1@husc9.harvard.edu   (Josh Abbey)
                "Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend,
                 We were all equal in the end."  - Pink Floyd 
	                 		     	--------------(==
From: ST702424@brownvm.brown.edu (Benjamin Fan)
Newsgroups: alt.co-ops
Subject: Co-op financial software (Q)
Date: 16 Apr 1992 04:54:03 GMT
Organization: Student in Exile, Brown University
NNTP-Posting-Host: brownvm.brown.edu
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News-Software: BNN via NetPost v0.5 alpha

Does anybody have recommendations about financial software
which would be suited for keeping track of housing co-op
transactions?

We have a Mac Plus computer and we need accounting software
which can take care of property management, with 200 expense
accounts and 800 client accounts.  It would also need to have
check writing capabilities.  We are a college-town co-op
composed of mainly students which means that the Treasurer
turnover rate is at least every 3 years.  For that reason, a
simple, easy-to-use program would be preferable.

For the past 20 years, we've kept paper records which
has resulted in frequent confusion as some of the records
get lost/misplaced every so often.  We're hoping that the
move to a computerized system will help us avoid this.

Three software packages that we are looking at are
At Once, MYOB, and Dollars & Sense.  Does anyone have
opinions on any of them?

Thanks in advance for your help,

Ben

Carberry House,
Brown Association for Cooperative Housing (BACH)

--
Benjamin Fan           | ST702424@brownvm.brown.edu                 ____
Undergraduate, Senior  | 79 Charlesfield St., Providence, RI 02906  \bi/
Brown University       | (401) 273-6255                              \/
"Lies of Brown U. #7:  Reading period.
From: colinj@engin.umich.edu (Colin Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.co-ops
Subject: Whats the latest in at UCSD?
Date: 8 Apr 92 02:01:40 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor


	There hasn't been any word lately on the state of things at
UCSD. What has been happening lately? What is the status of the Court
Precedings? 

-- 
Colin Johnson                        | Dragging NASCO kicking and screaming
Colin.Johnson@um.cc.umich.edu (work) | into the 21st century