From: jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Cast your vote: Troll vs. Lara
Date: 12 Nov 92 23:06:12 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

In article <Bx88nr.456@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
> In article <1992Nov4.112915.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
 
> Troll.  Hmmm.  Troll.  Lessee now.  That *seems* familiar.
> Damn!  Seems like I remember something about a Troll... 

*You probably remember how, like the Texann pussy you are, you dodged out of
 replying to "A Troll farewell, A troll hello", just so you could post some
 fresh slander here to no avail.   Don't worry, I understand if you couldn't
 handle it, we all do.

> Oh yeah.  *Now* I remember.  You're that scabrous, little warty toad-stool,
> wet-behind-the-ears punk, who hides behind a "Troll" handle.

* and you're some ignorant, loudmouth, hick of a Texan named Andy, probably a
 short little prick like Ross Perot.  Why would I need to hide behind a troll
 handle?  Let's see, because all you big baddies like Rob Dobson, Lara, and
 MBur just scare me so much *not*.  What I choose to call myself is of no
 consequence to you as you're being roasted by my flames, just as the name of
 the undertaker handling your worthless shell when you die won't matter either.

> Howya doing!  Sorry it took so long to remember you, but then your posts
> *weren't* very memorable, were they?  I thought you left to bone up for 
> your finals.  How's that remedial physical coordination class coming?
> Just remember:  Your left hand is the one you pick your nose with; your
> right is the one you spank your diseased monkey with.

*Glad you asked, I'm doing fine.  I even scraped up some time to do some
 vocational training, that is, posting here is essentially the same as
 educating the mentally retarded. My posts unmemorable . . ? You should talk,
 whatever your name is, you aren't even a memorable persona.  Does anybody
 out there know who the fuck this Andy guy is?  Never heard of ya pal, and
 in a few months, when your run here is done, I'll be glad to never hear of you
 again, unless its in the obituaries.  My remedial class is going well, how
 are your Cognitive Therapy sessions going?  I mean, did you get in touch with
 reality and discover the loser you really are?  If not, you're not getting your
 money's worth and you should send me your therapist's pay.  I'll be pleased
 to drill into your head how much of a nobody you are. 

> Great handle though!  Who else would have thought of using the handle
> "Troll"?   

* Nobody around here with that much imagination . . .

>   TROLL (verb) -  To fish by trailing a baited line behind a slowly
> 		  moving boat.
>         (noun) -  A lure used for trolling.      

* Being a no account loser with no imagination, I wouldn't expect you to know
  the definition of Troll as mythical beast similar to unicorn, dragon, etc.
  Think back, way back, real hard . . . to when your mommy put you to bed
  last night and read you that story after she changed your diaper and tucked
  you in.  There might've been a troll in the story.

> I really don't think I should vote, since I can't remember much of what
> you wrote.  

* I really don't think you should vote either, just because your an idiot.

> Excellent strategy, though!  Lara apparently fell for your
> pretense of leaving the group.  It should be safe for you to come back
> now.  We promise not to pick on you, little fish-bait.

* I had to leave to do schoolwork, but I'm back because due dates were moved
  up, lucky you.  And, sorry, you can't pick on me.  Go back to picking the
  fleas off of the rest of the baboons in your little troop- Bur, Lara, Rob,
  Aza, &etc..

							Troll
> -- Andy