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From: 6500null@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (-Null-)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: What are your best dorm pranks?
Date: 26 Jan 93 04:17:47 GMT

In article <gjg2001-180193171717@m248-102.bgsu.edu> gjg2001@andy.bgsu.edu (Greg Gantzer) writes:

>Hey, to whoever is out there, please email me your very best dorm pranks. 
>I'll compile a list and post it later

I once killed someone's roommate as a dorm prank.

>        __/__/__/__/  __/__/__/__/ __/__/__/__/
>       __/                 __/    __/
>      __/   __/__/        __/    __/   __/__/
>     __/      __/  __/   __/    __/      __/
>    __/__/__/__/  __/__/__/    __/__/__/__/
>                gjg2001@andy.bgsu.edu

That's a great sig.  You should make it a little bigger.










How many people think that lots of blank lines are evil?
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Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (lucifuge)
Subject: Evil is....
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 20:49:03 GMT

Sad children. Evil is. Evil is the smile on your face as you devour the
still beating heart of blooded corpse which lies at your feet. Evil is
the warm copper taste of blood in your mouth. Evil is sliding a blade
through flesh, bone, viscera. Evil is laughter at the tortured
writhings, the worm like crawling to inevitable death, of your fellows.
Evil is death, darkness and the fading circle. Evil is power. 

Evil is.
 
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Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: mlgreer@eng.clemson.edu (matthew greer)
Subject: Re: SALVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply-To: mlgreer@eng.clemson.edu
Organization: College of Engineering, Clemson Univ.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:21:13 GMT

In article 16162@maths.tcd.ie, edowling@maths.tcd.ie (Emma Dowling) writes:
>vzhivov@alfred.carleton.ca (Vladimir Zhivov) writes:
>
>>Great stuff. Nothing annoys me more about blind faith than the fact
>>that people use it as an excuse not to think or accept responsibility.
>>I hate it when an athlete has a great day, and then in the post game
>>interview he "thanks god for..." - wake up man! Take credit for what
>>you do right as well as accept the blame for doing something wrong. As
>>far as I'm concerned god doesn't exist until someone can prove it to
>>me, and there is no lower scum than the people who turn god into a
>>political or an economic wellspring - beginning with the Catholic
>>Church and ending with Oral Roberts, Jerry Falwell, Billy Graham, and
>>other swine of their ilk. 
>
>>                                                  Vlad the Impaler

I challenge any one of you to find one thing that Billy Grahm has done wrong.  You can't because he hasn't done anything but be a servant of God all his life.  Those others you mentioned are failures in their life.  I feel sorry for you and I pray that you will change your ways Vlad (really cool name, did you get it from your dad?), but we should give credit for everything we do to God because if it weren't for Him, we wouldn't be here to begin with. 

Matt Greer
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: news@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca (USENET news)
Subject: Re: SALVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Organization: University of Toronto Chemistry Department
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 21:55:46 GMT


In article <1993Jan21.202113.22080@hubcap.clemson.edu> mlgreer@eng.clemson.edu (matthew greer) writes:
>In article 16162@maths.tcd.ie, edowling@maths.tcd.ie (Emma Dowling) writes:
>>vzhivov@alfred.carleton.ca (Vladimir Zhivov) writes:
>>
>>>Great stuff. Nothing annoys me more about blind faith than the fact
>>>that people use it as an excuse not to think or accept responsibility.
>>>I hate it when an athlete has a great day, and then in the post game
>>>interview he "thanks god for..." - wake up man! Take credit for what
>>>you do right as well as accept the blame for doing something wrong. As
>>>far as I'm concerned god doesn't exist until someone can prove it to
>>>me, and there is no lower scum than the people who turn god into a
>>>political or an economic wellspring - beginning with the Catholic
>>>Church and ending with Oral Roberts, Jerry Falwell, Billy Graham, and
>>>other swine of their ilk. 
>>
>>>                                                  Vlad the Impaler
>
>I challenge any one of you to find one thing that Billy Grahm 
>has done wrong.  You can't because he hasn't done anything but 
>be a servant of God all his life.  


What about that hooker he got caught with in Encino? Or all 
that money he laundered for Nixon? 


>Those others you mentioned are failures in their life.  I feel >sorry for you and I pray that you will change your ways Vlad >(really cool name, did you get it from your dad?), but we should >give credit for everything we do to God because if it weren't for >Him, we wouldn't be here to begin with. 
>
>Matt Greer

Ick. A Christian. You try scrubbin' - you try washin' - them 
Christians still pop up thru the floorboards. Maybe some 
Blackflag will do the trick.

Mark B. :)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: clg151@vaxa.strath.ac.uk
Subject: Re: oh, I get it
Organization: Strathclyde University VAX Cluster
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 15:11:06 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.030346.25282@scott.skidmore.edu>, cmoore@scott.skidmore.edu (colin moore) writes:
> 
> After getting all of your great mail, I think I understand this evil
> crap.  Let me try.  The most evil thing I can think of is that someone
> is paying to provide you morons with a place to post this junk.  Yeah,
> now THAT'S evil!

It's okay, you're afraid to die, aren't you?  You can't face it.  Mate, it's
not as if we all profess to love satan(though I do like to dabble with dead
babies), but lighten up, or we'll all write to alt.mature and get stuck in.
It keeps us out the way, see?  Some of us get bored.
Organization: Freshman, MCS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 00:42:36 -0500 
From: Peter Jason Ward <pw2j+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: *KILLER*
Distribution: world

My personal favorite kill was envisioned by a good friend of mine...

Strap someone naked, face-up, to a table.  Start a pendulum rocking,
back and forth above them, gradually lowering itself as time goes by...

However, the pendulum does not have a blade or something cheesy like
that, the bob is a large, flat, ABRASIVE surface.  As it lowers it will
slowly shave off the most produding, or highest elevated part of the
body, and they will probably stay alive until it has worked itself a
good ways down through their body. (I thought that they might suffocate
on blood, but most people would probably turn their heads to the side to
keep the nose from going first, and thus create a perfect drainage
system.)  An interesting variant of this kill could invole the person
standing upright...
                            Peter Ward 
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Lieutenant Ripley at The Institute for Telling Lice)
Subject: Re: what the "hell"
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 01:37:35 GMT

cmoore@scott.skidmore.edu (colin moore) writes:
: who are you people, and why do you post crap like this?  I've never
: seen anything so stupid as this group.  Let me guess, all you badass
: satanpuppies are probably geeky little dweebs that everyone picks on
: at shool, and this is where you get to act "tough"  grow up.
     ^^^^^
Do your teachers pick on you, sonny?
From: 901443t@axe.acadiau.ca (PETER KENNETH TYRRELL)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: A quote. (or something like)
Date: 23 Jan 93 19:36:49 GMT
Organization: Acadia University


      Mark Twain once said he didn't know whether he'd prefer to go to 
heaven or hell, because he had freinds in both places.
                   


                               ====->  Just a thought
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: soreilly@nyx.cs.du.edu (Sean "Saintly Synic" O'Reilly)
Subject: Party Invitation
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 15:15:19 GMT
From: jute@sday.pulp.nullnet.fi (Jussi Kantola)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Pardon Amy Fisher! (other pardon surprises, too!)
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 17:47:37 PST
Distribution: world
Organization: Splattersday

geoffm@netcom.com (Not Of This Earth) writes:

> Gee, Dale, in order to have such a strong opinion about the military, you
> obviously have personal experience to draw on.  Tell us, when and where did

Come on, you don't have to eat shit to prove it's just your breakfast
in a bit different form.

---
 Jussi Kantola from Paltamo, Finland
 email: jute@sday.pulp.nullnet.fi
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: joachim@kih.no (joachim lous)
Subject: Re: evil
Organization: Kongsberg Ingeniorhogskole
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 09:22:32 GMT

USENET news (news@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca) wrote:

> In article <1993Jan19.125530.16623@maths.tcd.ie> edowling@maths.tcd.ie (Emma Dowling) writes:
> >Is it evil to enjoy other peoples pain?
> >
> >
> No, that's just "schadenfreude" (sp?) on your part.

Feels good though, don't it....

Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: cmoore@scott.skidmore.edu (colin moore)
Subject: oh, I get it
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:03:46 GMT


After getting all of your great mail, I think I understand this evil
crap.  Let me try.  The most evil thing I can think of is that someone
is paying to provide you morons with a place to post this junk.  Yeah,
now THAT'S evil!
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Dr Wlodzimierz Staruszkiewicz-Tulczyjew at The National Institute for the Protection of Strange Nam)
Subject: Re: Evil in itself
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 01:15:27 GMT

Unfortunately, I suspect that these people are only joking.
From: vzhivov@alfred.carleton.ca (Vladimir Zhivov)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Evil in itself
Keywords: yup you guessed it evil
Date: 22 Jan 93 17:49:42 GMT
Organization: Carleton University

In <2483@newsserver.cs.uwindsor.ca> letourn@server.uwindsor.ca (LETOURNEAU  WILLIAM G    ) writes:

>*

>matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Dr Wlodzimierz Staruszkiewicz-Tulczyjew at The National Institute for the Protection of Strange Nam) writes:

>>Unfortunately, I suspect that these people are only joking.

>	Listen you fuckwad, there is a *big* difference between 
>speculation as a means of intellectual excercise and *jokeing*. You for
>one, stupid putz, would probably not be worth saving even as a slave. For
>fucks sake, even most retards can be trained, but shit-lipped peckerheads
>like yourself probably wouldn't even make good fertilizer. That's not to 
>say that I wouldn't waste my time tearing your goddamned heart out through
>your ass, but it's just that I wouldn't bother making a lamp shade out of your
>filthy hide. Bite me you shumuck.
>				Hugs & Kisses,
>					-Bill


Bill, Bill, Bill. Don't get too excited - the extermination process
must be viewed with cool logical detachment as a necessary medical
procedure, akin to the removal of a cyst - we can't get prsonally
wrapped up. Every act of stupidity and insolence must be filed away
for later reference - no need to threaten - our time is coming -
PREPARE FOR THE CLEANSING.

                                                  Vlad the Impaler
From: letourn@server.uwindsor.ca (LETOURNEAU  WILLIAM G    )
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Evil in itself
Summary: Good Plan, eh?
Keywords: Kill The other day a friend of mine suggested that due to several pressures I found this to be highly disturbing to say the least. What  Most sincerly, -Bill
Date: 21 Jan 1993 17:33:21 GMT
Followup-To: alt.evil
Organization: University of Windsor, Ontario, Canada

*
MIKE:
	I was only intending to carry the plan through *one* iteration. I felt
that reducing the population by an order of magnitude was sufficient. 
Also; in reference to medical science, I was refering to the use of the 
unfortunate for use in medical testing. Subjects would be infected with the
AIDS virus, and then used to test cures. I imagine this would merely be done
in the name of science, since all those carrying the AIDS virus would likely
be killed, if their value to society was insufficient. Experiments in 
eugenics and genetic alteration could take place useing twins, one for
a control, the other as a subject. I believe similar studies had taken
place some 50 years ago, but they were sadly discontinued. 
	The use of unfortuates as gladitorial contestants seems 
interesting, so long as sufficient stock was maintained, and would likely
serve to entertain the slave class.
	The question of how this plan should best be executed was also 
brought up and deserves our attention. Airborne disease, to which the 
priviledged few are given the immunization is a possibility, but the design
of such an agent is still to be done, and many other details to be attended
to.
		-Bill
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz (Red)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: The Theological Poser
Date: 21 Jan 1993 18:31:14 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1993Jan21.014726.20271@nuscc.nus.sg>, matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Dr Wlodzimierz Staruszkiewicz-Tulczyjew at The National Institute for the Protection of Strange Nam) writes:
>If God knows everything, then may we assume that He knows what it is like
>to wake up on a Sunday morning with a shattering headache after a wild
>night of alcoholic and sexual excess?

We can then assume Satan would be up at the crack of dawn, clanging
pots and pans and then playing death metal real loud...

--
Red

In the STATES they've set up a deprogramming centre where you can take
your derranged punk child or metal kid. And how you deal with it when
they start getting posters or acting strange. If you start listening
to this music they've got centres where they take you to get deprogrammed.
That'll happen in New Zealand you know.

Brett (skinhead) Toxic Avengers, New Plymouth.
From Bill Paynes book - Staunch
From: rcosby@bcm.tmc.edu (Randy C. Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Evil in itself
Date: 22 Jan 1993 19:05:57 GMT
Organization: Baylor College of Medicine, Houston, Tx
NNTP-Posting-Host: bcm.tmc.edu
Summary: Re: Evil in itself
Keywords: yup you guessed it evil

> 	Listen you fuckwad, there is a *big* difference between 
> speculation as a means of intellectual excercise and *jokeing*. You for
> one, stupid putz, would probably not be worth saving even as a slave. For
> fucks sake, even most retards can be trained, but shit-lipped peckerheads
> like yourself probably wouldn't even make good fertilizer. That's not to 
> say that I wouldn't waste my time tearing your goddamned heart out through
> your ass, but it's just that I wouldn't bother making a lamp shade out of your
> filthy hide. Bite me you shumuck.
> 					-Bill
Aw c'mon Bill, dont sugar coat your opinions,

	How do you REALLY feel about it?

Coz









Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: a2@bianca.ese-metz.fr (St.Monsallier+J.M.Segretain=&)
Subject: RE : what the "hell"
Organization: Supelec, Etablissement de Metz, France.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 18:27:25 GMT
Distribution: alt
X-Posted-From: bianca.ese-metz.fr
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Thee are not allowed to speak in such a serious place.
If our talking are far away from your understanding I banish you!
Otherwise, come around here. You'll see Hell is a nice place to spend
you death-time.:)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Artemius Falcon
Father of Satan
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: vzhivov@alfred.carleton.ca (Vladimir Zhivov)
Subject: Re: Evil in itself
Keywords: yup you guessed it evil
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 23:33:28 GMT

In <2496@newsserver.cs.uwindsor.ca> letourn@server.uwindsor.ca (LETOURNEAU  WILLIAM G    ) writes:

>In article <1jpgilINN9nf@gazette.bcm.tmc.edu> rcosby@bcm.tmc.edu (Randy C. Cosby) writes:
>>> 	Listen you fuckwad, there is a *big* difference between 
>>> speculation as a means of intellectual excercise and *jokeing*. You for
>>> one, stupid putz, would probably not be worth saving even as a slave. For
>>> fucks sake, even most retards can be trained, but shit-lipped peckerheads
>>> like yourself probably wouldn't even make good fertilizer. That's not to 
>>> say that I wouldn't waste my time tearing your goddamned heart out through
>>> your ass, but it's just that I wouldn't bother making a lamp shade out of your
>>> filthy hide. Bite me you shumuck.
>>> 					-Bill
>>Aw c'mon Bill, dont sugar coat your opinions,
>>
>>	How do you REALLY feel about it?
>>
>>Coz
>	Thanks, coz. I *do* have trouble expressing myself at times, but it 
>is difficult to let my true feelings out in such a public forum. I know, I 
>know, it's just us anarchists here, but even basking in the warm hatered of
>all of you, it will take time for me to break down these barriers. Still
>as a gesture of good faith I would like to extend an invitation to you all;
>The next time any of you are in the lovely city of Windsor where I reside,
>please drop by and see me. I will be more than happy to ram my thumbs into
>your eyesockets. It's been too long since I've fucked any dead bodies, and
>my prick misses the cool, wet feeling of plunging into a forebrain. 
>		-Bill






>Oh! and P.S. 
>From: vzhivov@alfred.carleton.ca (Vladimir Zhivov)

>>Bill, Bill, Bill. Don't get too excited - the extermination process
>>must be viewed with cool logical detachment as a necessary medical
>>procedure, akin to the removal of a cyst - we can't get prsonally
>>wrapped up. Every act of stupidity and insolence must be filed away
>>for later reference - no need to threaten - our time is coming -
>>PREPARE FOR THE CLEANSING.
>>
>>                                                  Vlad the Impaler

>My Dear Mr. Zhivov,
>	I hear your words and luckily a wonderful opportunity has 
>befallen us. I will be in Ottawa this summer doing research for the 
>government out at the CRC on the Department of National Defense 
>grounds in Kanata. Perhaps some arrangements could be made....

Indeed? Well, I'll still be in this pisshole of a town finishing up my
thesis so feel free to drop by for some EVIL. In fact, Ottawa is a
great place to start the extermination process- never in my life have
I so much useless vermin in such confined space. We will dance among
the corpses.

                                                  Vlad the Impaler


Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: soreilly@nyx.cs.du.edu (Sean "Saintly Synic" O'Reilly)
Subject: Party Invitation
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 14:55:23 GMT
From: hwside@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Evil in general
Date: 22 Jan 93 12:28:38 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin

In article <1993Jan14.110302.4442@wvnvms.wvnet.edu>, un107041@wvnvms.wvnet.edu writes:
> In article <Jan09.063530.40501@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>, sa114984@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Steven Arnold) writes:
>> 	I assume that everyone who believes in evil believes in absolute moral
>> right and wrong.  After all, what is evil if not the violation of what is morally
>> right?  And what meaning can evil have if there is no such thing?
>> 	Has anybody ever considered the consequences to society if there were no
>> such thing as evil?  Why, we NEED evil, don't we, at least as a contrast to good.
>>  If there is only good, then again, evil is meaningless (as is everything; try
>> painting sometime using only the same shade of white on a white canvas of exactly
>> the same color).
>> 	Evil and good: the Western duality as a solution, digital everything. 
>> Everything can be expressed, given enough 1's and 0's.  The Western tradition is
>> digital; the eastern is analog.  Both are overgeneralizations.  Infinity is an
>> overgeneralization.  Language is an overgeneralization.  Reality is an
>> overgeneralization, and an anthropomorphism besides.
>> 	This post is rapidly degenerating into chaos.
>> 
>> Steve
> 
> Hey who let a philosophy major onto the net????????????????
From: phudx@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr N A Bullett)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Evil in itself
Date: 23 Jan 1993 01:35:27 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: anise.csv.warwick.ac.uk
Keywords: Kill The other day a friend of mine suggested that due to several pressures I found this to be highly disturbing to say the least. What  Most sincerly, -Bill

I don't see what's so evil about removing 10% of the human race. Surely 
reducing the population is a good thing. Especially if the environment is 
preserved in Africa and South America.
From: letourn@server.uwindsor.ca (LETOURNEAU  WILLIAM G    )
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Evil in itself
Summary: still more evil
Keywords: yup you guessed it evil
Date: 23 Jan 1993 17:22:00 GMT
Followup-To: alt.evil
Organization: University of Windsor, Ontario, Canada

In article <1jpgilINN9nf@gazette.bcm.tmc.edu> rcosby@bcm.tmc.edu (Randy C. Cosby) writes:
>> 	Listen you fuckwad, there is a *big* difference between 
>> speculation as a means of intellectual excercise and *jokeing*. You for
>> one, stupid putz, would probably not be worth saving even as a slave. For
>> fucks sake, even most retards can be trained, but shit-lipped peckerheads
>> like yourself probably wouldn't even make good fertilizer. That's not to 
>> say that I wouldn't waste my time tearing your goddamned heart out through
>> your ass, but it's just that I wouldn't bother making a lamp shade out of your
>> filthy hide. Bite me you shumuck.
>> 					-Bill
>Aw c'mon Bill, dont sugar coat your opinions,
>
>	How do you REALLY feel about it?
>
>Coz
	Thanks, coz. I *do* have trouble expressing myself at times, but it 
is difficult to let my true feelings out in such a public forum. I know, I 
know, it's just us anarchists here, but even basking in the warm hatered of
all of you, it will take time for me to break down these barriers. Still
as a gesture of good faith I would like to extend an invitation to you all;
The next time any of you are in the lovely city of Windsor where I reside,
please drop by and see me. I will be more than happy to ram my thumbs into
your eyesockets. It's been too long since I've fucked any dead bodies, and
my prick misses the cool, wet feeling of plunging into a forebrain. 
		-Bill






Oh! and P.S. 
From: vzhivov@alfred.carleton.ca (Vladimir Zhivov)

>Bill, Bill, Bill. Don't get too excited - the extermination process
>must be viewed with cool logical detachment as a necessary medical
>procedure, akin to the removal of a cyst - we can't get prsonally
>wrapped up. Every act of stupidity and insolence must be filed away
>for later reference - no need to threaten - our time is coming -
>PREPARE FOR THE CLEANSING.
>
>                                                  Vlad the Impaler

My Dear Mr. Zhivov,
	I hear your words and luckily a wonderful opportunity has 
befallen us. I will be in Ottawa this summer doing research for the 
government out at the CRC on the Department of National Defense 
grounds in Kanata. Perhaps some arrangements could be made....