From: unhealth@mcl.ucsb.edu (Kristian Dunn)
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
Subject: The Right Winger Has Repented!
Summary: Boyz-n-da-hood!
Keywords: Party on Garth!
Date: 6 Jan 93 17:56:11 GMT

Greetings of a Happy new year fellow Email friends and foes!
	So there I was, in bed, pondering! I had a revelation! I knew my past
	ways were wrong, I should reform! Good news!!! I am an officially in-
	doctrinated multiculturalist! I say down "Down with the white capital-
	ist power structure!" and "Viva La Revolucion!". How may I apply to 
	the noble pseudo political groups such as SHARP,ARA, & the NAACP? 
	I can proudly say that I have burnt my membership cards to the College
	Republicans, N.R.A., N.A.A.W.P., and the plethora of other evil right
	wing and naughty groups that I once so avidly partook in! I am now 
	in the process of applying to the ACLU, to do some volunteer work for 
	'economically challenged and melanin abundant, undocumented workers'!
	I am so ashamed to say that a few weeks ago I might have been so rude
	and insensitive to say "poor 'spic illegal aliens"! Such a shame, but 
	I am vigorously repenting my friends! I have been attending "Political
	Correctness 43; Speech, Methods, and Ideology"! four days a week for 
	6 hours a day! I'd like to say that I'm the best in the class, but that
	would lower the self esteem and feelings of my melanin-abundant female
	workers. So instead of striving for the best as I did in my horrible
	past, I now strive for mediocrity! It really makes every body feel SO
	MUCH BETTER. Ooohh! how I hate competition and the envy it brings!
	Well, back to the original intent of this letter! My multi-cultural
	buddies and I were planning to aid our Afro-American brethren in 
	south central LA to throw off the white man's imperialist economic con-
	quest of the magnificent African race! We plan to rekindle the flames
	of revolution for the first Anniversary of The Los Angeles Uprising
	(biased fanatical Nazis dared to call them the LA Riots!!!!). The 
	Anniversary will be held on April 29th, and we plan to have a night
	on the town to say the least! My African brethren and myself plan to 
	have a grand ol' time! We will redistribute the wealth that the white
	man has stole from the noble African race! Can you believe those dammed
	honkeys when they dare call us looters, robbers, thugs and thieves! 
	They will pay dearly when we burn down Beverly Hills ( Of course we 
	won't torch Arsenio Hall's or Magic Johnson's mansion!). With the 
	combined power of my African-American freedom fighters, my BROTHERS
	and SISTERS of the noble race, the American Commonist Party, and the
	ACLU in case the white 'PIG' police trash arrest us, we will be un-
	stopable! Of course monetary donations, will grease the wheels of the
	revolution, and so would any contribution of fire-arms, ammunition,
	explosives, etc... would help the REVOLUTIONARY AFRICAN BROTHER BRIGADE
	INCORPERATED. Please send your check, money order or contra-band to
	the R.A.B.B.I.
	4267 Malcolm X Parkway
	Compton, California
	   94530
	United ( Fucking Capitalist White Pig) States of AmeriKKKa

	So rejoice my friends, feel very happy, strive for mediocrity, kill the
	non multicultural honkey pigs, help the Revolution, and overthrow the
	injustices heaped upon us by the white slave-traders! 

					A newly-converted and very happy 
					multiculturalist and very politically
					correct person,

					Kristian Dunn


PS: To all of you right winger hate mailers out there, I warn you only once!
	Eric Coomer and myself will personally see to it that you are not given
	the chance to present your argument, however logical it may be, because
	we will make sure that our boots our in your mouth at a maximum impact!
	We fight for the liberal tradition of stamping out controversial ideas
	and permitting speech from only our political viewpoints to be heard!
	So I fore-warn all of you naughty and morally misguided right-wing 
	youth, be silent and don't send me any Hate-mail or my feelings will
	be hurt which means that you will be swallowing your own teeth!

PPS: Viva the Revolution!!!! 
	
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