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Subject: SMW Report -- August 16, 1992
Date: 26 Aug 92 17:30:51 GMT
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Smoky Mountain Wrestling (August 16, 1992) Report.

Bob Caudle and "Dirty" Dutch Mantell announcing from Avery County High
School, Newland, North Carolina.

* Caudle and Mantell recap main results from "Fire on the Mountain," August 8, 
  Johnson City, Tennessee.  Dirty White Boy (Tony Anthony) defeated "Prime 
  Time" Brian Lee for the Smoky Mountain Heavyweight Championship and The
  Fantastics beat The Heavenly Bodies of the Tag Team titles.

* From "Fire on the Mountain"
   Dirty White Boy (who must leave SMW if he lost)
            VS.
   "Prime Time" Brian Lee

  Joined in progress.  Lee has the upper hand and delivers a clothesline,
  dropkick, whip to ropes and body slam to get a 2-count on DWB.  DWB is
  thrown out of ring to his manager Ron Wright (in wheelchair for heart
  condition and hoping to use winnings from DWB career to get an 
  operation).  Wright hands DWB something (chain) which he uses on Lee
  while climbing back into the ring.  Only a 2-count results and DWB
  continues to dominate.  Lee is able to recover and catch DWB with a
  flying clothesline, but misses the knee from the top rope.  Action moves 
  outside the ring with DWB over Lee.  Lee is able to slam DWB's head into 
  the timekeeper's table and delivers his Cancellation (a backbreaker
  from the Diamond Death Drop setup) in the middle of the ring for the
  cover.  However, Ron Wright has delayed the referee's return to the
  ring by holding on to him and complaining.  Lee, not hearing the three
  count being delivered gets up to find the referee as a Mystery Man
  (very large, bald with a knot of hair on top, oversize leopard
  skin vest, red tights and curled toe boots) clobbers Lee with a
  clothesline from behind and sneaks out.  Wright pushes referee back in
  ring as DWB rolls to cover Lee for the win.  (Total announced time of
  match: 13:18)

* Taped, after match interview with Brian Lee.  Vows to get to the
  bottom of the Mystery Man and make Ron Wright and Dirty White Boy pay
  if they are behind it.

* Interview with Ron Wright and Dirty White Boy by Bob Caudle on the
  Mystery Man.  Wright postulates it was a spectator.  He only saw it on
  the video tape first since he was having a heart attack and was
  telling the ref about it at the end of the match (crowd with major
  boos).  DWB says he only knows that he was on top for the 3-count.
  SMW Commissioner Bob Armstrong comes out and says he'll strip the
  title from DWB if Wright and DWB are found to be behind the Mystery
  Man's entrance.

* Upcoming Match: August 21, Knoxville, TN, Civic Coliseum, 8 p.m.
      > Dixie Dy-no-mite vs. Killer Kyle in a boxing match.
      > Tim Horner vs. Buddy Landell in "I quit" match.
      > Ronnie Garvin vs. Paul Orndorff in Piledriver match.
      > Brian Lee vs. Dirty White Boy in Texas Death Match for the
         Heavyweight Championship.
        - comments from Ron Wright and Dirty White Boy on their
          combined experience in the Texas Death Match
      > The reunited Rock & Roll Express (Robert Gibson and Ricky
         Morton) vs. Stud Stable (Jimmy Golden and Robert Fuller).
        -  comments from the Stud Stable

* Interview with "White Lightning" Tim Horner (crowd pops).  Would
  like a shot at the Heavyweight title (crowd pops again).  May not
  win, but he'd at least like the chance to try. 

* From "Fire on the Mountain"
   The Fantastics (Bobby and Jackie Fulton)
            VS. 
   The Heavenly Bodies (Stan Lane and Tom Pritchard, with Jim Cornette) 

  This is a barbed wire cage match for the Smoky Mountain Wrestling Tag 
  Team title on the the line with Commissioner Bob Armstrong as special
  referee.  Joined in progress.  All four men in the ring and all
  but Lane have been run into the barbed wire a time or two and we see
  Pritchard get thrown into it twice more.  While Bobby tries to get the 
  headgear off Lane, Jackie chokes Pritchard on the bottom rope.  Cornette
  throws talcum powder in Jackie's eyes.  Pritchard gets just a 2-count
  from Armstrong on Jackie.  Armstrong notices the powder on the ring
  apron and orders Cornette out of the arena.  JC protests, but leaves.
  Lane's headgear has been removed and Stan is thrown head first into the 
  barbed wire.  Heavenly Bodies double team Bobby Fulton, try for a
  double suplex, but Jackie dropkicks them from behind and Bobby lands
  on Lane who is saved from the pin by Pritchard.  Pritchard misses
  backward elbow smash from 2nd rope on Jackie.  Bobby pummels Lane with
  his own headgear and starts to rub Stan's face into barbed wire.
  Cornette has snuck back into the arena and throws Pritchard the tennis
  racket.  Armstrong sees the racket and prevents Pritchard from using
  it on Jackie Fulton.  Jackie takes the opportunity of Pritchard's
  confusion and complaining to Armstrong to roll Tom up from behind into
  a small package and gets the win. (Total announced time of match: 15:18)

* After match interview with (bloodied) Heavenly Bodies.  Pritchard
  complains about how Bob Armstrong has been favoring the Fantastics all
  along.  Cornette threatens a lawsuit if no rematch is signed within 24
  hours.  Vows he will bankrupt the Smoky Mountain Wrestling organization 
  if the match is not signed within one day.  Stan Lane just bleeds.

* After match interview with the Fantastics.  Both are thankful that
  all the hard work and perserverance paid off and once Cornette
  couldn't interfere, they proved that the Heavenly Bodies could be beat
  on any given night.  The Fultons plan to heal up (since they looked
  like they had taken the worst of it) and would defend the belts within
  the 30 day limit, but would make Cornette wait a long time for his
  rematch.

* "Down and Dirty with Dutch Mantell" Guest: Killer Kyle with Jim
  Cornette.  (crowd boos)  Cornette announces that he will be the
  spokesman and manager for the taciturn Killer Kyle because they have a
  lot of the same interests and goals.  Talks about the upcoming boxing
  match against Dixie Dy-no-mite. ("This man [Killer Kyle] has got a fist
  the size of a canned ham, brother.  He's got a punch like a
  jackhammer.  When he hits you, if you don't go down, you're gonna do
  some awful funny things standin' up.  And he's gonna knock you colder
  than a banker's heart.")  Kyle breaks board, held by Mike Sampson
  with a single "little" punch.

* Interview with "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff.  Caudle asks about the
  trouble he's had with Bob Armstrong and the use of the piledriver.
  Orndorff says he doesn't need the fans or anyone because of his
  ability in the ring.  Armstrong comes out and asks if Orndorff had
  anything to do with the Mystery Man appearance at "Fire on the
  Mountain" since Orndorff had feuded with Brian Lee earlier in the
  year.  (Orndorff lost the Heavyweight Championship tourney to Lee.)
  Orndorff looks very innocent and claims he'd never seen him before.
  Armstrong warns that the price may be high if "Mr. Wonderful" is
  implicated.
  
* From "Fire on the Mountain"
   Stud Stable (Jimmy Golden and Robert Fuller)
         VS.
   Rock & Roll Express (Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton) (Big crowd pop)

  Stud Stable (already in ring) jump Morton and Gibson, try to double
  whip them into each other in center of ring.  However, R&R catch each
  others elbows, turn and attack the Stud Stable in the opposite
  corners.  R&R double whip Stud Stable into each other and clear the
  ring.  [Jump to near end of match.]  Morton, juicing well, has been in
  the ring a long time and is in trouble.  He recovers enough to get
  Golden with a sunset flip but the referee is distracted by Fuller
  until Gibson points out the pin is being made.  Golden escapes and
  then bodyslams Morton, but Morton is able to get a small package roll
  up for a 2-count.  Morton tags Gibson who cleans up on both members of
  the Stud Stable.  Gibson gets a flying body press on Golden but the
  pin is broken up by Fuller.  Morton attacks Fuller for the intervention
  and is thrown out of the ring.  Stud Stable double teams on Gibson who
  is able to duck the punch meant for him from Golden.  Fuller, the
  recipient, collapses and falls out of the ring.  Ricky has recovered
  and R&R execute a double dropkick on Golden.  Gibson covers for the
  pin but Fuller drags the referee out of the ring after a count of 2.
  Morton beats on Fuller outside of ring, referee breaks it up and escorts 
  Ricky back to his corner along the outside while Gibson again pins
  Golden.  Frustrated by no three count, Gibson stands Golden up and
  applies a sleeper.  With Gibson's back to him, Fuller climbs to top
  rope.  Morton is restrained from interfering by the referee as Fuller
  delivers a double axe handle to Gibson and the semi-conscious Golden
  falls over him for a pin.  Fuller retrieves referee from R&R corner to
  do the count.  As the ref ushers Fuller out, Morton switches the
  positions of Gibson and Golden (Fuller is taunting the crowd and
  raising his arms in expected victory with his back to the ring).  Referee 
  counts three and awards match to the Rock and Roll Express. (Total 
  announced time of match: 16:48)
  
  Fuller is enraged and both he and Golden beat on Ricky and Robert for
  another 2:40 minutes despite the entreaties of the referee (thrown
  aside early on) and repeated ringings of the bell.  R&RE are pretty
  well beaten up.

* "After match" interview with the Stud Stable.  SS are noticeably
  less sweaty and Golden is wearing black trunks despite the fact he had
  "just" wrestled wearing blue ones. :-{  Stud Stable are ready for any
  kind of match and ready to send R&R Express to the hospital if that
  is what they really want.

* Interview with Rock and Roll Express.  They're taking care of
  business and are here to stay.  Crowd pops throughout.  Lots of
  signing by both Morton and Gibson.

* Dixie Dy-no-mite (218 lbs) (crowd pop)
         VS.
  Dirty White Boy (248 lbs) (boos as he wheels in manager Ron Wright)

  Smoky Mountain Heavyweight title defense.  DD and DWB lock up.  DWB
  gets upper hand, but DD explodes in a flurry of activity to send DWB
  out of ring.  This goes on three times.  DWB finally throws DD out of
  ring after whipping him into ropes.  As DD climbs back in, Killer Kyle,
  unseen by the referee, smashes something against Dy-no-mite's right leg 
  and DWB goes to work on that leg.  DD recovers after DWB misses elbow
  smash.  DWB whipped into ropes, DD scoops him up, goes for a slam, but
  his right leg buckles.  DWB lands on top of DD to get the win.  Time: 5:15.
 
* Comments from Brian Lee and Rock & Roll Express (more signing).
  (Morton: "Know how to impress me?  Eat an apple and spit out a fruit
  salad."  Don't know why he said that, it just came out.) 

* Accommodations for crew of SMW provided by Holiday Inn. Plug.

* After match interview with Dixie Dy-no-mite.  DD is still here after
  all Killer Kyle has done and is ready for more in the boxing match.

* NEXT WEEK: Paul Orndorff vs. Ronnie Garvin.

* To find out more info about bringing SMW to your home town and even
  raising money for your charitable group, write:

      Smoky Mountain Wrestling
      P.O. Box 1279
      Morristown, TN  37816-1279

      or phone: (703) 989-6819      (northern Virginia)


						clay
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