HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: SAB09@Zeus.unomaha.edu (Hot Di)
Subject: Re: Eric Clapton (was: TushRater)
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 16:30:01 GMT
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Hmm, Eric Clapton and TushRater both in the same subject line...hmmmm.

Sounds like an opening to me:
When it comes to tushes, me thinks Eric sure has a nice one.

:)
--HD
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: adoption
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 92 7:05:04 EST
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]


From Chris:
 
| Kristiina saves Chris from the horrors of the arc-orphanage:
| >>>>>> On 3 Apr 92 00:44:17 GMT, cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) said:
| >> Chris <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
| >>>*moping deleted*
| >Kris, returning from a break she did *not* want or ask, hear someone
| >sobbing... Oh, please, Chris, please don't cry... I can't stand it
| >when people cry... See, now I start crying also. There goes another
| >tear...
| 
| *big sigh* Okay. *smile, sniff*
| 
| >>*positive reinforcement from Clare deleted* (PS, thanks Clare *smile*)
| 
| >>>*Chris turns and starts to shuffle off into cyberspace...*
| >Kris grabs him and exclaims: "Hey, don't you go anywhere!"
| 
| Yikes!  Okay... I'm here. *grin*
| 
| >>> So how about it Eric and Kristiina - can we handle another member of
| >>> the family? I think so...
| >Yes, I'm sure we can. I mean, we can't leave this poor little thing
| >crying alone here, that much is for certain. So, Chris is in, and
| >Eric can be happy that I now can call someone else "BabyBro"... :-)
| 
| Probably not as happy as he is to have someone *he* can call BabyBro (I'm
| right, aren't I Eric, in assuming that you're a tad my senior).
| 
| >Besides, I've decided to call him Eric the Viking anyway... :-)
| 
| Uh-oh!!! I suppose there's a nickname coming down the line in my direction
| sooner or later, too. *Chris shudders* :-)
| >> clare
| >Kristiina
| >Lil'Sis to Clare, BigSis to Eric and Chris
| 
| Cool!!!  I'll rush out and fix *my* sig now too!
| 


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From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: ROMANCE IS BACK!
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 16:35:18 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.142639.9869@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
[story deleted]
>
>I think she may have had the best birthday ever!
>
>Christy

*sniff*  That was SO neat!!  *sob*  Your sister is so lucky to have someone
like that...

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
From: chrisc@pro-nbs.cts.com (Chris Carstens)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Personal Ads
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:16:08 GMT
Article-I.D.: pro-nbs.d629950
Organization: ProLine [pro-nbs] San Diego (Tierrasanta), CA.  (619) 571-0152

:I'm a psychologist working on a book for single adults who are looking for
:long term relationships.  Recently I posted a request for ideas for fun
:things adults can do on "first dates" and was delighted by the response.
:I'd like to ask another question.
:
:How are the personal ads working?  Did you ever meet anybody really
special
:through the personals?  Good experiences?  Dreadful experiences?
:
:Does anybody know of a successful marriage that began through the
:personals?
:
:Please Email your responses.  I'll personally acknowledge each.  Thanks in
:advance.  Chris Carstens, Ph.D.
----
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From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Is this a common thing?
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 04:06:41 GMT
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In <92104.092434RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu> RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu writes:

> I told her that "If I love you enough to make love to you, my feelings aren't
> going to change because of a pregnancy. Of course I would help out financially,
> it's as much my responsibility as yours, but I wouldn't otherwise abandon
> you because of a problem like that."


Well, good for you!  You definitely deserve a big applause!

And, hell yeah!  I would feel the same way as her.  A girl is bound to get a
little nervous at a point like that.   A very similar situation happened to me
- several times (with the same person).  Not necessarily unprotected sex but
problems that occured during or after....Anyway, although I know deep down that
my boyfriend would NEVER leave me with such a burden, I still felt insecure at
those moments.  You get nervous and need reassurement.  It's absolutely natural.

Tell your girlfriend that she's a very lucky girl to have such a sensitive
person for her boyfriend...

Christy

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From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Competition: (WAS: Re: TushRater)
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 08:55:51 -0500

Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
>Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
>>Steve Salter gets a little heated:
>>
>>>
>>>Naw, not G-Strings...sheesh, that leaves nothing much to the
>>>imagination. How about tight white shorts, and even better...how about
>>>soft, silky, CLINGY pants of some sort? And short skirts, don;t forget
>>>swimsuits!!.
>>
>>Calm down, Salter.  Here, take this towel and wipe the sweat off your
>>face...oh, wait, I'm using that....
>
>What....the towel?

Now Steven, what ELSE would I be using....no, wait, don't answer that..
this is a family channel....

*smirk*
*leer*
*giggle*

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
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				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

__________________________________________________________________________
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Date: 8 Apr 92 04:19:17 GMT
 <1992Apr7.210302.9758@uunet.uu.net><1992Apr7.183148.4167@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Julie sez:
> 
> I'd love to Yoda, but Lis is in charge of the dust.  I'm the one who has
> innocent lunches with people, remember?  Of course not ALL of them stayed
> innocent *wink*

Actually, none of them WAS innocent. If they were, Julie, you should be
ashamed of yourself. Corrupting the innocent youth. *wink* Like me for
instance. (yeah, right)

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
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From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald)
Subject: Re: RFA application
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 01:48:13 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.162721.18468@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>       WELCOME  TO  THE  ROMANTIC  FIRE  ASSOCIATION

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!! :-)))))))))) Do you have an official Incorrigible
Punster yet? :-)

>            **BIG WARM BEWITCHING WELCOME HUGGS**

Thanks--lots of 'em right back. :-) I need lots of these--now that
Donna and I have started to plan our wedding (which, unfortunately,
will most probably be delayed because I haven't found a job yet), it's
harder than ever to be 300 miles away from her. :-(

>Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
>President of the Romantic Fire Association


-- 
----------------
"Incorrigible punster--do not incorrige."

Sarek of Vulcan
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From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Godzilla)
Subject: It's not his fault...yeah right.
Organization: OFSA
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 05:59:45 -0500

I just wanted you to know that the fact that my name is full and all in 
capitals is not my fault and I have absolutely no power over it (I am just a 
cog in the wheel of AU) and if I had MY way it wouldn't be THAT way.
(had to get that off my lower lip)


hmmmm, well, JAmie...are you SURE you can't modify it? Environment
vars or a posting utility like Pnews or anything?...
mind you, I ain't complaining...looks kinda cute in caps.

Godzilla's great great great godson
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From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Erin's Question - GRW
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 14:22:04 GMT

Hi Everybody!!  **GRW waves to all**  Here's your next
question Erin, Philosopher and Hero of GRW.... *drum roll please*  

The innermost part of us, the UNCONSCIOUS, is defined by Jung as:
"Everything of which I know but of which I'm not at the 
moment thinking; everything of which I was once conscious but
have now forgotten; everything perceived by my senses but
not noted by my conscious mind; everything of which involuntarily
and without paying attention to it, I feel, think, remember,
want and do; all future things that are taking shape in me and
will sometimes come to consciousness.  All this is the content
of the unconscious."

I found this very interesting.... Creativity is a big thing
that I think springs from the unconscious, among many others.

Erin, How do you think our unconscious affects us in our 
day-to-day living?  How much of our Romantic sides is 
influenced?   
                      **hugs**

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
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From: ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: New Secretary to da Prez
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 05:58:50 GMT

Richard (the Official "Meep meep"er of the RFA asks:
>ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
>> Thank you thank you thank you...
>> 
>> First I would like to condemn... er, "commend" my fellow applicants and wish
>> you well in your future endeavors...
>                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>What's this? I thought NASA (or Rockwell to be precise only built one 
>Endeavour. Where do all these other SpaceShuttle come from?

Shhhhhhhh...  we're converting all the retired SR-71A Blackbirds to new
Space Shuttles and naming them ALL "Endeavour" to confuse the Martians...

>> Second I would like to say...  NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!  =)  [just kidding folks]
>> 
>> As the NEW Secretary to the President of the Romantic Fires Association
>> I promise that I will endeavor to keep the President satisfied...  }=>
>                        ^^^^^^^^
>There you go again.

We build 'em quick, don't we?  =)

>> Cheers to all!!
>> 
>> -Ender,
>>  Secretary to the President of the RFA and Official Beach Bum of BeaChat `92
>
>Dear Mr. Ender Tush,
> 
>As the BumSecretary of the Prez, IMO your first job is to explain how NASA 
>was able to raid ARCTreasureVault to built these Endeavours. Or is this a 
>decision by our Madame Prez to supply each of the citizen of ARC with 
>Shuttles&Looms due to the acute shortage of NeonShirt in ARC?

Hmmmmmm...  a very good question Mr. RR which I am sure the Madame President
will address in the very near future.  I think perhaps that I should first
meet with her (in one of our "after hours" conferences) and fill her in
(so to speak) on the details of all my "Endeavours".  We'll get back to you
sometime in the next century, 'kay? =)

>Richard
>Official RoadRunner of RFA

Ender, Secretary to the President of the RFA, Official Beach Bum of BeaChat `92
	and VenusianSpyBuildingTonsO'Endeavours.
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:49:35 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

Lexi gets confused:

> Lee reminds:
>>Just remember:  I get first duel at dawn.  Anyone want to volunteer to
>>cary the ice chest with the two cans of whipped cream?
> 
> Just *TWO* cans?  Boy, you're a better shot than I thought!!

Ha!  That is one can per participant.

> I guess I'm s'posed to carry it.  I *am* your second, aren't I?

And then you open it and say to the challanged, "Choose your weapon."

(After which, he will take both and say, "These will be fine"  --provided
he is a Woddy Allen fan...)

 
>>I'll risk life, limb, and dignity to defend the honor of my true love!
> Spoken like a Don Juan...or was that Don Quixote?  8-)

Depends.  If I'm feeling talkative, there could be a lot of wind in
the mill...


Lee

-- 
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From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: I'm back
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:22:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.rq4sfINN3eg
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: tornado.berkeley.edu

Lisa responds to "Chelle:

>*sigh*  I doubt we'll ever know... must be a male thing. :-)

   Must be.  It's like the roam around aimlessly to find a place, instead
   of asking someone for directions.  Or, how when they don't get their way,
   they threaten to nibble your ears.

**  In my defense I've got to say that I know to find a map if I am lost
**  Or at least find a car that looks as if it knows where its going and
**  follow it.

**  Threaten??  I didn't threaten, I promised.

>>(If you gloat one more time, next time we go golfing, I am going to push you
>>into the water!) *wicked grin* Hey, that might be fun. *SMILE*
>'Chelle:
>Ooooooooh, yes!  I can just see the colored lights flickering and glimmering
>off his drenched clothes and hair... heh heh heh...
   Yes, and he would probably be blue, because of that water.  I still think
   they put that blue toilet bowl cleaner stuff in it, to make it so blue.
   Hey Scott!  You know how I love blue, would you jump in the water on your
   own? *grin*

**  Hey, if its the middle of summer and you can guarentee me that the blue 
**  stuff is non-toxic, I may consider diving in myself.  Still if you want
**  me to appear blue I'll wear clothes of that color.


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	       It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
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From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 20:45:33 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.155405.14293@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) writes:
>From article <1992Apr7.073033.13043@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, by jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone):
>> 
>> Michelle, you are one lucky lady.
>
>Or as I have said to her...
>
>	Oh unlucky lady, you are mine....

You may have said it to me, but I must give credit where credit is due! 
That's a line from Trip Shakespeare!

Speaking of which, around me, baby, you *always* wear the slacks...

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 22:26:31 GMT

Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:

] diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )  misstates:
] 
] >(And I think the answer is: we're all happy because all the
] >guys will be in white spandex...)
] 
] Not me...huh uh...not going to get ME in that stuff..now Black spandex
] might be different but WHITE??? *gag gag*

Obviously Steve is missing the point here...pardon me folks
while I explain it slowly...

1) Have you seen the Guns & Roses video for the song "You could
be Mine"?

2) If so - have you paid ANY attention to Axl's costume?

(side note - I know, I know - GUYS - well SOME guys - aren't
going to pay any attention to what Axl is wearing...)

3) BROAD HINT:  Why do you think wet t-shirts are so popular???
Wet WHITE t-shirts, that is (have you ever seen a wet t-shirt
contest where the contestants wore anything but thin, white
t-shirts??)

4) Now go to the store, pick up a pair of the white spandex
bicycle/exercise shorts, and hold them up to the light...put
your hand inside and look at your hand...

5) NOW do you see why we women want white spandex???

Back to the rest of the program...

CatWoman

8-)
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From: 0770am01@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (AUCLAIR RICHARD)
Subject: 42 (was Re: Er.. Hello!?)
Summary:  My question for Adams' Ultimate Answer
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41A   
Organization: University of Houston-Downtown
X-Lunar-Date: 6 days, 1 hour, 28 minutes since the first quarter of the moon
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 18:48:00 GMT

>Me? I'm searching for the question to which the answer is roughly 42 - trouble
>is, the universe is SOOO big that it'll take a while...

As a Dungeons and Dragons referee, I figured that question out long ago.

How many dots are there on the instruments that govern reality?

Count the number of dots on a pair of dice.  42.  :)

See!  I didn't go to college for nothing.  (In fact, it's costing me a fortune.)

Welcome aboard, Geoff.  :)

Lightman out.				|Seeking the best in others,   |
					|we seek the best in ourselves.|
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Sunday, 5 Apr 1992 23:07:35 MST
From: <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Southwest ARC (goofy/miniature) golf gathering
 <1992Apr3.153642.5398@noao.edu>

Lee clarifies:
>Actually they use me as a calibration source.  The green in that
>shirt never varies.  They compare the spectra of my shirt to those
>of suspected "Cool Stars"...

No, Lee. I believe that's "Kuhel" stars.  Don't let it happen again.

PS. Are you really willing to part with this classic piece of arc-lore (the
first "arc-ifact"?) to award it to the buffest bod on the beach??? Hmmmmm...
do you think the winner'd take it? *grin*
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From: elparr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Ellen Louise Parr)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello!?
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:02:23 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <9204141046.AA21188@nettlerash.berkeley.edu> GMEAD@CERNVM.BITNET (Geoff Mead) writes:
>... is it safe? have the CreamPies stopped flying yet?
>
>probably not, knowing this place, but what the heck....
>

Your kidding right????  The food never stops flying around
here!!! *Ellen whips out a chocolate cream pie from behind her
back and well should I?  Can I please???? * :)

>HELLO!!!!!!!!! room for one more in ARC?
>Geoff
>When you're tired of London, you're tired of choking on exhaust fumes.

WElcome Geoff!!!!!

*HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!*

Ellen
-- 
Ellen Parr                      "The difference between genius and stupidity
Official MatchGirl of the RFA    is that genius has it's limits"-unknown
"I'm the Baby, Gotta Love Me!"
     -Baby Sinclair
From: epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary Epperson)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Hello again!
Date: 15 Apr 92 07:34:07 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Statistics Department

In article <1992Apr14.193326@IASTATE.EDU> picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) writes:
>Hey, Erin.  I'll keep Mary busy while you do what you want.  But you have to
>promise that Lis won't be too tired when you're done.  I mean, by that time, it
>might be time for me to start work!  :-)
>So, Mary.  How's the weather?  Uh, huh.  I see.  How's life treating you.  I
>see.  Yeah, I'm pretty good.  How about them Expos?  yep, they're doing great. 
>[Dave looks in the room.  Erin, are you done yet?]

GEMR looks at Dave in boredom.  Really, does this man think he can
fool GEMR??

Walking right up to Dave, GEMR asks him: "The weather's fine,
baseball's not my thing, and you my friend, are about to pay the price
for crossing GEMR!" mua hahahahahahahaha

GEMR
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 09:18:45 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Dept. University of Auckland

prauda@dol-guldur.hut.fi (Kristiina Prauda) writes:
>>>>>> On 6 Apr 92 20:34:12 GMT, easmith@hemlock.cray.com (Eric Smith) said:

>Eric> Hey little girl...want to wear some handcuffs??  ;)

>Hey, who gave you leave to play with those, LITTLE brother??? 
>And where did you find that stuff anyway? BabyBrother Chris might
>see, and he's really too young for that -

><Kris hurries to Eric, pushes him over and grabs the handcuffs
>from him>

>Oh...<she says with a glint of recognition in her eyes> 

>CLAAREE!!! Eric's been sneaking in my room again!!! You're the 
>biggest, you tell him to stop!!!

OK. You two... Just what is going on here? [Clare storms into the room
looking for culprits]

Just what is this? [She spies the handcuffs in Kristiina's hand] What
are you doing with those? I thought I told you to keep them away from
the young tykes.

"But, But, it's not my fault" whimpers Kristiina, "Eric stole them
from my room"

I don't care....if you can't look after things you shouldn't have
them. [Clare walks over to Kris, takes the handcuffs and walks out of
the room, clearly in search of someone :)]


-- 
It's all Jono's fault...  :-)   | Usenet: bringing the world together and
cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz           | reminding us how far apart we are :) :(
                BigSis to Chis, Eric and Kristiina
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Control
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:15:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.shvblINNqo0
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: headcrash.berkeley.edu

Lisa asks:

>   Planning to play unfair, are you?  Then hun, you better be prepared to
>   agree with anything I say is true. (Is the sun up, or is the moon?)
>Scott:
>Beautiful, when have I ever played fair? ;>
>And since you plan to try and make me believe anything you say, I want to
>have some measure of defense against your irresistible charms.
>(ILYD)

   TRY all you want to. *Wicked grin*  It couldn't hurt. (Unless you like
   it that way...*giggle*)

Ok, I'll try.  Shall we say Saturday night. *verywickedgrin*  But no pain
I don't like pain.


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