HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: .sig file
Date: 7 Oct 92 17:53:55 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Hi. This is not really an r.h matter, but I'll post it here anyway since this
is where I am having th problem.  The net seems to to cut off the last 2 lines
of my .sig file. It should be this:
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
|         ///   ///    ///////                 -=FORTY-TWO=-                |
|        ///   ///   /////////         We *ARE* The meaning of life!        |
|       //////////  //   ///     << TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU -=- SES3@LEHIGH.EDU >>  |
|      //////////      ///           Terry Auspitz        Sarai Spohn       |
|           ///      ///            Stephanie Ridley       Matt Peck        |
|          ///     ////////      << SLR7@LEHIGH.EDU -=- MRP2@LEHIGH.EDU >>  |
|         ///    /////////        "So long, and thanks for all the fish."   |
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
The net is cutting of my last 2 lines. Anyone have any suggestions?
    -TMA
-- 
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
|         ///   ///    ///////                 -=FORTY-TWO=-                |
|        ///   ///   /////////         We *ARE* The meaning of life!        |
|       //////////  //   ///     << TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU -=- SES3@LEHIGH.EDU >>  |
|      //////////      ///           Terry Auspitz        Sarai Spohn       |
|           ///      ///            Stephanie Ridley       Matt Peck        |
|          ///     ////////      << SLR7@LEHIGH.EDU -=- MRP2@LEHIGH.EDU >>  |
From: pdsouza@picasso.ocis.temple.edu (Peter D'Souza)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Palindrome
Date: 11 Oct 92 16:43:40 GMT
Organization: Temple University
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Trevor Dyck (dyck@mpr.ca) wrote:
: 
: Huh?  I don't get it... it's not a palindrome!  A palindrome is a word
: which is the same spelled backwards (i.e. "madam")
: 

Not necessarily so! Remember the earliest one?
		"Madam, I'm Adam"

And another well known one: "Able was I ere I saw Elba"

Peter D'Souza
Xref: sparky rec.humor:30692 aus.jokes:1533 alt.folklore.computers:14889 aus.computers:330
From: grue@cs.uq.oz.au (Pauli Dale)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 8 Oct 92 02:52:29 GMT
Reply-To: grue@cs.uq.oz.au
Followup-To: rec.humor

pjordan@rp.CSIRO.AU (Patrick Jordan) writes:

>No, REAL men reject keyboards and just use a soldering iron and wire cutters.

What are wire cutters for?




        						Pauli	:-)

Paul Dale                       | grue@cs.uq.oz.au
Department of Computer Science  | +61 7 365 2445
University of Queensland        |
Australia, 4072                 | Did you know that there are 41 two letter
                                |     words containing the letter 'a'?
--
From: drinckes@csl.dl.nec.com (Doug Rinckes)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Election Jokes
Date: 9 Oct 92 00:09:32 GMT
Organization: TSSC New Zealand Ltd

in <1992Oct8.195525.24062@news.unomaha.edu>, Harish Ramchandani writes:

>The presidential Election date is Tuesday, November 3, 1992.
>You need to register to vote.  Technically you can register till
>the last day. But then you may not get your registration acknowledgement
>in time. So register early.  Call your County Election Commission 
>for more information.  For all you know Registration site may be your regular 
>grocery store.
>
>IT IS TIME TO STOP JOKING AND START VOTING.
>
>YOUR NOT VOTING MAY BE THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL!
>
>This is a public service message from Creighton University, College of
>Business Administration. 

Look here diphead, this is NOT where you should post garbage like this.  This
is rec.humour OK, not wank.politics.america.  Those of us in other countries 
don't tell you to vote in our elections, and don't appreciate being told to vote
in yours.  

Post where relevant asshole.

Objoke:
    Everyone needs three umbrellas - one to lose at home, one to lose at work, 
    and one to lose on the bus.

-- 
Doug Rinckes, Network Administrator
Telecommunications Systems Support Centre New Zealand Ltd  
drinckes@nzl.abk.nec.co.jp         | My companys opinions are like
DOD#: 741                          | my companys cars - they don't
1976 BMW R100S + 41mm Dell'Ortos   | like me using either of them.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: grossm@cary104.its.rpi.edu (Matthew Jonah Grossman)
Subject: Re: WANTED: Hacker Test
Reply-To: grossm@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 22:56:32 GMT

Me too....

Oh, no....  another me too thread is starting.


In article <1992Oct12.015113.13474@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu>, dlfrost@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu writes:
|> 	Can someone please email me a copy of the Hacker Test.  The floppy
|> gremlin has stolen my copy of it.  Thanks,
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> 				   Dennis
|>
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: MEGA Tagline file
Date: 13 Oct 92 06:30:39 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization

>>3 dreaded words when making love: Is that it?
>
>3 other dreaded words:  Honey, I'm Home!


3 more:  Is that puss?


Ratboy
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu
Subject: Perot & Slick Willy
Organization: OSU College of Osteopathic Medicine
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 18:35:10 GMT

The Evolution of H. Ross Perot's Campaign Slogan:

	May 1992: "Winners never quit"

	July 1992: "Maybe not"

	Oct 1992: "Winners never quit, twice".

Have you fully grasped the irony of the man who said he was against special 
interests and lobbyists in politics, yet he himself was the wealthiest and 
most successful single example of the entire system?

Or, the irony of the man whose life, in utero, was protected by a law, 
which he now campaigns against, upholding the nebulous "virtue" of choice?

Flames invited.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bicyclists of the world, Unite!, you have nothing to lose but your chains.

------------------------------------------- David Chorley-----------------
From: gb03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GEORGE PHILIP BLUHM)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Election Jokes
Date: 10 Oct 92 00:50:11 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Oct8.195525.24062@news.unomaha.edu>, hramchan@cwis.unomaha.edu (
Harish Ramchandani) writes:
>
>Bush on the environment: " Liberty and strip mining for all"
>Clinton on family values:" Sure!"
>Perot on national debt:  " I'll put it on my Gold card."
>
>The presidential Election date is Tuesday, November 3, 1992.
>You need to register to vote.  Technically you can register till
>the last day. But then you may not get your registration acknowledgement
>in time. So register early.  Call your County Election Commission
>for more information.  For all you know Registration site may be your regular
>grocery store.
>
>IT IS TIME TO STOP JOKING AND START VOTING.
>
>YOUR NOT VOTING MAY BE THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL!
>
>This is a public service message from Creighton University, College of
>Business Administration.
>
You missed the biggest joke of all

BILL CLINTON


Phyle THEE McNasty
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Varennes, Canada
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:25:16 GMT

In article <4ejmX4G00UzxA1tpJ5@andrew.cmu.edu> lc1r+@andrew.cmu.edu (Lori Cole) writes:
>And then there was the family from West Virginia who had a tradition of
>naming children from out of the Bible.  When they ran out of names they
>turned to Psalmciv (pronounced pisalumsiv).
>
>This story works a lot better orally.
>
>Lori

It remembers me this one:

In France and overseas territories, it is the rule to name someone
from calendar saints.  I heard of someone called Fetenat (from Fete Nat.
or Fete Nationale, or national day).

-- 
  \_\    Denis Beauregard  *  internet:beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca
 /   \   Genealogiste des familles : Beauregard/Jarret/Jarest/Vincent
J   __>  Un Quebec renouvele dans une Amerique renovee
\_.-===  Non a une entente au contenu indetermine'   Mon opinion ? Non !
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rws@churchy.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Randall W. Stankey)
Subject: RE: Bathroom Grafiti
Organization: /home/gp2/rws/.organization
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 01:20:56 GMT

I've seen a lot of GROUT JOKES at Northeastern U. in the Student Center
men's room...

How about:

Grout balls of fire! -- Oscar the Grout -- Across the Grout Divide
Groutly appreciated 

Threr are more but I can't remember them all.  Anybody else seen any?

Randy S. (Sam I Am)  rws@churchy.gnu.ai.mit.edu
Xref: sparky rec.humor:31118 alt.folklore.computers:15115
From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 14 Oct 92 05:01:41 GMT
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University

In article <OKES.92Oct10134456@SunLab43.essex.ac.uk> okes@essex.ac.uk (Oke S) writes:
>In article <1992Oct8.173208.13667@cs.uow.edu.au> u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling) writes:
>
>|>01011001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100
     Y          e       s        ,       space     a         n       d

the rest deleted, including the C code following it.

A Real Programmer (tm) can translate the bitstrings faster into ASCII code
than the time it takes to edit the C code out of the post, much less 
compile and load and execute it, not to mention edit the strings into
acceptible form to use as input.  

Just memorize the codes or look it up if you are a wimp, and read the bits,
and you'll get the message.

cjl
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Subject: Re: Cows part 2
Followup-To: misc.test
Originator: guckes@medusa
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 16:39:38 GMT

swb56279@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Steve) writes:

>In article <26.2AD6F86F@btnbbs.UUCP> Sammy@btnbbs.UUCP (Sammy) writes:
>>>>: >Damn, another dead article
>>>>: Damn, yet another one!
>>>>Damn, another cascade!
>>> No.
>>Oh.
>So?
.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: philco@microsoft.com (Phillip Cooper)
Subject: Bumper snicker
Date: 14 Oct 92 00:00:08 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.


Seen on a local (Seattle) bumper sticker:

"My wife is a great housekeeper...she kept the
whole damn thing!!"


Another one:

"Weird load"

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From: rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:12:58 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au

kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt) writes:

>Boinger@myamy.hacktic.nl (Paul Kolenbrander) writes:

... Stuff deleted ...

>> It seems Apple have decided to camouflage the on/off button. :-)

>Yes, it must come as quite a shock for people who are used to having to
>hit the reset button every few minutes to realize that most Mac owners
>don't know where their power switch is.

They also probably have to ask the person next to them where their 'dongle'
is after several hours drinking :)

& Macs should come with "Insert bread here" labels above the drive hole.... &
& All flames to /dev/nul/mac &

George.
From: suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Palindrome
Date: 8 Oct 92 22:57:10 GMT
Organization: TRW, INC.

A few years ago, someone on rec.humor demonstrated an easy way to
generate a palindrome of essentially arbitrary length.  It's sort of
cheating, though :-)  The idea is to write some sort of story where an
alien appears.  Then say

	The alien began to speak in a strange tongue.

Follow that with all the previous characters in reverse order,
surrounded by quotes.


-- 
Maurice Suhre
suhre@trwrb.dsd.trw.com
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: I need!!! Monty Python Holy grail
Date: 16 Oct 92 16:16:33 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

In article 45@cuphub.cup.edu, arr9734@cuphub.cup.edu () writes:
>I am in desperate need of The Search For The Holy Grail Scrip
>By Monty Python
>
>	Would someone please send me this script, or post it on news
>
>				thanx, The Grey Wizard

It's in book form; go BUY it.  It also has a lot of Gilliam sketches,
and a marked-up (earlier) version of the script, including stuff that
was deleted from the final version.

--f2

-----------------
  "Pot is a herb.
   Bush is a dope."

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle)
Subject: Preventing Teenage Sex
Organization: Johns Hopkins University
Date: 14 Oct 92 16:35:17 GMT

Q:  How do you protect your children from the dangers of unwanted
pregnancy and AIDES?

A:  Tell their friends they don't use condoms.






my joke.
From: olt@elwood.isgs.uiuc.edu (Scott Olt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: MILITARY HUMOR
Date: 12 Oct 92 20:14:10 GMT
Article-I.D.: elwood.olt.718920850
Organization: Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights

john.fix@hardgood.com (John Fix)  writes:

>This was a big joke at scout camp years ago.  A few of the other items
>were...

>        Skyhook
>        Key to the flagpole
>        Left handed monkey wrench


In the artillery (1/12th Marines), we sent our new guys after...

Grid squares
100 feet of gun line
Left-handed sledgehammers (if it was pretty obvious that said New Guy
                           wasn't too bright)

There were othere, I'm sure, but it's been a while.


--
Scott Olt
Illinois State Geological Survey
olt@elwood.isgs.uiuc.edu
Xref: sparky rec.humor:30594 talk.politics.misc:49914
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Unscientific survey
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 02:03:41 GMT

cheung@strider.hw.stratus.com writes:
[Nice tab damage, BTW]

>Funky Cheung has an impression of everyone at anytime.
>Cheung's Funky Shop, Inc.

**PLONK**

-- 
Paul Tomblin - speaking from but not for GeoVision Systems Inc.
There are 2656 unread articles in 46 groups - don't you think you read too
much news?
From: mei172@cch.coventry.ac.uk (guru)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Jerked Beef
Date: 12 Oct 92 16:51:42 GMT
Organization: Department of Noxious Gase Research, Coventry University

guru sez:
	just what is jerked beef (as seen on a Tom & Jerry cartoon)?

	And none of your smutty answers about "jerking your beef", "bopping
	your baloney" or "swinging your cucumber".

-- 
      /~~~) /   / /~~~) /   /  
     (___/ (___/ /     (___/   These mind-expanding drugs have given me so much
        /                      imagination, I'm hallucinating grey vividly....
   (___/ mei172@cch.cov.ac.uk                       Victor Lewis-Smith
From: vaurenta@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Ford Prefect)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: funny names
Date: 8 Oct 92 21:07:45 GMT
Distribution: rec
Organization: Purdue University

In article <1992Oct3.4202.2812@dosgate>, mike.clemens@canrem.com (mike clemens) writes:
|> > I know a guy in the town I'm from whose name is "Harry Dick".
|> >
|> > Now if you ask me, if that was my name I'd go by Harold, but he goes
|> > Harry.
|> 
|> I know some guy named "Mike Hunt".  people always page him at the mall
|> just so they can hear his name over the loudspeaker.  I'd at least go by
|> Michael Hunt or something other than that.
|> 
|> ZKMKMK? ZMQKQM? ZK I?  ZIMMMK?
|> 3: J :3   3:3   3LMJ;? CNMM
|> @J   JY @MOJOMY @J  HY @JMMMJY
|> --
|> Canada Remote Systems  - Toronto, Ontario
|> World's Largest PCBOARD System - 416-629-7000/629-7044


My principal in high school was named "Dick Head" before he changed it (to avoid macking students, of course). I had a teacher named "Dick Chew" also.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: leeSJ@elec.uq.oz.au (Simon Lee)
Subject: Re: Top Ten Reasons to Date an Engineer
Organization: Prentice Centre, University of Queensland
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 03:53:41 GMT

cheung@strider.hw.stratus.com writes:
>	
>Following is Funky Cheung's top ten reasons not to date an engineer.

>10.	T-shirt and jean are their formal dress.  Hot dog and a 6-pack is their
>	seven course meal.

>9.	The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.

>8.	Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussy cat.

>7.	Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm, daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.

>6.	No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there
>	calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.

>5.	Listens to classic rock only.  Hates everything from Bach to Prince.

>4.	Touches his car more than you.  

>3.	Talks in acronym.

>2.	Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.

>1.	Top reason not to date an engineer: ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
>	Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.


>Copyrigts reserved.

>Cheung's Funky Shop, Co.

The scary thing is that almost all of this is true
(especially 3, we use the acronym NFI alot here at 
Elec. Eng. N is for no, I is for idea and I'll let
you guess what the F stands for :-) )

Simon.
--
leeSJ@s1.elec.uq.oz.au

"You're a dedicated follower of fascism."
		--Billy Bragg,
From: pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Peter A. Schott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Answering Machine Messages
Date: 13 Oct 92 17:55:22 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York


	I am looking for a repost of the answering machine greetings that (I
assume) were posted here a while ago.  I need to change my greeting soon because
it'
s getting old.	Thanks for any replies.		Pete Schott

-- 
Pete Schott                    pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu

Funny how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse
it suddenly does.
From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re-worked Woody
Date: 9 Oct 92 11:16:25 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

A re-worked Woody:

Mia's favourite song:

Don't let the Soon
Go down on him.... 
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From: tdh@ksr.com (Dave Hudson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: mass debation
Date: 13 Oct 92 12:41:36 EDT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Kendall Square Research Corp.

At Sunday night's joint press conference ("debate", in a pig's eye),
Clinton pointed out that he'd like to put 100,000 more police on the
streets, and set up concentration, aka "boot", camps for new
offenders.  Outside the building, a Congressional candidate was
arrested, on grounds of "suspicion", for taking pictures of the
protesters from behind police lines.  How many St. Louis policemen
does it take to beat, kick, drag, and mace a non-resisting pacifist?
About a dozen.  No wonder Clinton needs so many cops!  Now how many
camps does that make?

The St. Louis police are so flatfooted that it's a miracle their Arch
hasn't fallen.

===

Bush made a big point of America's not coming apart at the seams.  Tell
that to the neighbors of the San Andreas fault.

===

Inspired by the October issue of _Vanity_Fair_:

Q: How does Perot express sympathy for an employee who announces his
   having HIV?
A: "You're fired!"

Perot, being quite paranoid, wondered if one of his top-level advisors
was a Bush plant.  Perhaps the bush didn't get along with all of the
other vegetables working for him.

Perot is a get-it-done man.  This explains why his campaign was
paralyzed by centralized decision-making; it was the quickest way to
get the campaign done.

There's nothing like seeing Perot and Madonna laid bare in the same
place.

===

Fortuitously, Libertarian Presidential candidate Andre Marrou had been
planning on being in St. Louis at the time the debates were scheduled.
The Secret Service decided to take his hotel room away in order to
protect the Presidential candidates.  Later, the St. Louis police made
up for this by refusing to allow C-Span, whose studio was inside the
debate hall, to interview him.  Where's Jack Lemmon, the classic
out-of-towner, when you need him?

===
				David Hudson
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: trones@dxcern.cern.ch (Jostein Lodve Trones)
Subject: Re: Funny names
Reply-To: trones@dxcern.cern.ch (Jostein Lodve Trones)
Organization: CERN, European Laboratory for Particle Physics, Geneva
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 15:58:28 GMT


I heard this story (it's supposed to be true) about two norwegians arriving
at JFK airport, where a car was waiting for them.
The norwegians were called Mr. Aas and Mr. Soraas. 
This is two very common norwegian names. 

But when they were called for on the speakers, the voice said:
	"Could Mr. Ass and Mr. SoreAss please come to the information!"




For those interested:
	The name Aas is actualy written "As" with a small circle over the "A".
	It is pronounced like the "a" in "walk". In norwegian "As" means
	hill.
	Soraas has the same ending, the first letters, "Sor", means south.
	The "o" in "Sor" is pronounced much like the "ae" in "search", and is
	written as an "o" with a slash, "/", across.

	
Have a nice weekend!

Jostein Trones
From: djd@csg.cs.reading.ac.uk (David J Dawkins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:50:45 GMT
Organization: University of Reading

g88d4938@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MR GE DOYLE) writes:

>In article <1992Oct5.180043.12897@menudo.uh.edu> cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761) writes:
>>From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761)
>>Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
>>Date: 5 Oct 92 18:00:43 GMT
>>In article <g88d4938.17.718125216@giraffe.ru.ac.za> g88d4938@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MR GE DOYLE) writes:
>>>In article <1992Oct1.185854.12811@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu> davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:
>>>>From: davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi)
>>>>Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
>>>>Date: 1 Oct 92 18:58:54 GMT
>>>>In article 2674@mprgate.mpr.ca, dyck@mpr.ca (Trevor Dyck) writes:
>>>>>In article <18589.2ac98f5c@ecs.umass.edu> rajain@ecs.umass.edu writes:
>>>>>>In article <1992Sep30.011320.15121@schbbs.mot.com>, CENG51@maccvm.corp.mot.com (Craig Witkowski) writes:
>>>>>>>>In article 6740@newshost.anu.edu.au, herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriks
>>>>>>>>>> titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>>>>>>>>>>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>>>>>>>>>>>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>>>>>>>>>>And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!
>>>>>>>>>gotta say finding a rhyme is a battle!
>>>>>>>>And take the choicest cuts of cattle!
>>>>>>> In your car blast Heavy Metal
>>>>>>First, I got a score to settle $
>>>>>Since when does "settle" rhyme with "purple"?
>>>>Does purple rhyme with apple?
>>>What about apple and settle?
>>Does anyone have an orange?
>What rhymes with orange?
Could it be lozenge?


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