HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 12 Oct 92 15:18:39 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <1bau97INN61h@uwm.edu> pwaldoch@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Patrick Anthony Waldoch) writes:
>Please send me the 5,000 question test too.
>
>
>
>
>    _______  _____    __  _____
>   / _____/ / ___ |  / / <__ __> "I move so fast in the Matrix, you might as
>  / / __   / /  | | / /    | |    well use your "I.C.e" for margaritas!"
> / / /_/  / /___| | \ \    | |
>/_/  F   /_/  A |_| /_/ S  |_| T
>                __    _____    __   __   __
>               / /   / ___ |  / /   | | / /       /\    ____________ 
>          __  / /   / /  | | / /    | |/ /       /  \  / ______________ 
>          \ \/ /   / /___| | \ \    | |\ \      / /\ \/ / 
>           \__/ J /_/  A |_|  \_\ C |_| \_\ K  / /  \  / 
>                                              / /    \/
>     ________________________________________/ /   pwaldoch@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
>______________________________________________/    University of WI - Milwaukee
>                                                   Comp. Sci. & Elec. Eng.
>						   alt. usernames:
>						   wald3971@miller.cs.uwm.edu
>						   wald3970@miller.cs.uwm.edu


1 line artcile

23 line .sig

recommendation: death
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: ij59@vaxb.acs.unt.edu
Subject: What is this message base for?
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 23:36:59 GMT

What the heck is this message area about, anyway?
What is "warlord?"

 ________    _______              _         ________     ____
|______  |  |_____  |            | |       |________|   |____|
      / /         | |  _  _   _  |  \       ________    ______   _______
     /  \         | | |_||_| / / |   \     |________|  |____  | |_______|
    / /\ \   _____| |   ____/ /  | |\ \     ________       / /
   /_/  \_\ |_______|  |_____/   |_| \/    |________|     /_/
 
        |  Nippon no anime wa ichi-ban desu!  Otaku rule!    |
        |      Hey, man, I _like_ Robotech.  So sue me.      |
        | Sukotto Miraa/Scott Miller (ij59@vaxb.acs.unt.edu) |

P.S. ;)  This is my old .sig, and I think I've about figured out what this
area is for, but want to make sure...:)
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Killing Liz (was Re: TA II: Changed Actress? (No Spoilers))
Keywords: neener[tm]
Date: 9 Oct 92 18:18:41 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1b4eceINNgr7@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@banzai.WPI.EDU (Mistress Elizabeth) writes:

>Keywords: neener[tm]

Sheesh!  Gimme a f*ckin' BREAK!!!!



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            i                    ************
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               ***************@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@***************           N
    S          *******************@@@@@@@@*******************
                 **.***.*************@@@@*************.***.**
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                 t      .*      *****@@*****      *.  U           
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                                 *****@@*****
------w-------------------------.****@@@@****-----------------------------------
                a             .**** *@@@@* ****.
                           .*.* .*.*@ ** @*.*. *.*.
 r                    **   *  * * *@ *..* @* * *  *   **     e


There!  How's *that* for a nuclear powered killfile?   *HYPERplonk*

--jm
meach@neener.neener.plonk    |    If you can't stand the heat. . .
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: .sig file
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 01:15:32 GMT

In rec.humor, tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:

>Hi. This is not really an r.h matter, but I'll post it here anyway since this
>is where I am having th problem.  The net seems to to cut off the last 2 lines
>of my .sig file. It should be this:
>+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
>|         ///   ///    ///////                 -=FORTY-TWO=-                |
>|        ///   ///   /////////         We *ARE* The meaning of life!        |
>|       //////////  //   ///     << TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU -=- SES3@LEHIGH.EDU >>  |
>|      //////////      ///           Terry Auspitz        Sarai Spohn       |
>|           ///      ///            Stephanie Ridley       Matt Peck        |
>|          ///     ////////      << SLR7@LEHIGH.EDU -=- MRP2@LEHIGH.EDU >>  |
>|         ///    /////////        "So long, and thanks for all the fish."   |
>+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
>The net is cutting of my last 2 lines. Anyone have any suggestions?
>    -TMA

Yes, CUT THE FUCKING THING DOWN TO A REASONABLE LENGTH!  The 4 line limit in
inews was put there for several good reasons, not the least of which was
simple respect for the rest of us who have to read your inane drivel every
single time you post something.

At a suggestion:  Lose the BUAF (Butt Ugly ASCII Font) 42, Lose the borders,
Lose the multiple email addresses.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, as if you didn't know...
From: urf@icl.se (Urban F)
Subject: Re: Most evil looking....
Organization: None. On USENET I speak only for myself.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 11:37:48 GMT

In sci.aeronautics Eric Eimal Paulsen <ep1a+@andrew.cmu.edu> signs?:

>Eric Paulsen

>R            --------------------O-------------
>| \                                                          II
>|   \                            ------------II---------------------
>|     \                                             ____ II___________
>|      \__________________/                                       
>\____________________
>|____________________                                                   
>                                /
>                                                \                       
>                                        _______/
>                                                  \__________________________/

Hmm..., what to call this? An extremely ugly helicopter, tab damage or what?
--
 Urban Fredriksson   urf@icl.se  (n.g.u.fredriksson.swe2001@oasis.icl.co.uk)
 Knowledge is power: Read books!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Any key
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 23:46:52 GMT

In alt.foolish.users article <1992Oct04.004654.197452@zeus.calpoly.edu> 
rrauenza@zeus.calpoly.edu (Who, Me??) writes:
>johnm@stud.cs.uit.no (John Markus Bjoerndalen) signs:
>
>	Rich
>
>
>-- 
>+-------------------------- ----+- - - ----- --------- - -      -       -- -  +
>| rrauenza@PolySlo.CalPoly.EDU  |  Hi!  I'm a  1         ( rest of sig under  )
>| rrauenza@Ares.CalPoly.EDU     |            -----       ( construction until )
>+------------ - -- - -  --- - - + - -         sin(Major) ( further notice...  )

With any luck, the construction company has gone bankrupt and left
the scaffolding there to rot.  At least it's short...

>| rrauenza@zeus.calpoly.edu

Hmm, interesting... the same site as my brother's school account.  If he
ever completes construction on his sig and adds a phone number or two,
it'll be a local call for my bro.  Heh heh heh...

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
you'd better be a-smilin' when you say that, pardner...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: New Contest, Kiddies!
Keywords: bah
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 12:49:28 GMT

kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I) writes:

>dpl@aber.ac.uk (David Philip Langstaff) writes:

>> As a compromise, why not some sort of standardised e-mail, sent to 
>> warlordees, notifying them that their .sig has been submitted to a.f.w
>> for consideration by the a.f.w steering committee and that they might
>> like to appear in person to defend their .sig
>Now there's a plan.

>Hey George, do you send some form of email award to people who make it onto
>the Perpetually Warlorded list?

I believe George stores that award in /etc/termcap...

-- 
Paul Tomblin, speaking from but not for GeoVision Systems Inc.
"He who hasn't hacked assembly language as a youth has no
heart. He who does so as an adult has no brain."
    - John Moore (john@asuvax.eas.asu.edu) on rec.humor.funny
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Civ: Pyramids in v3 emperor?
In-reply-to: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com's message of Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:21:58 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 12:31:15 EDT

In article <1992Oct13.172158.14432@sj.nec.com> bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:

>In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games article <by=1Hfg_3a@atlantis.psu.edu>
> ZST@ECLX.PSU.EDU (Zachary S Tseng) writes:
>>
>>
>>Cheers,
>>
>>
>>*******************************************************************************
>>* Zachary S. Tseng           *  ZST - Admirer of Steffi, Henrietta, Shannon,  *
>>*                            *         Summer, and Manon.                     *
>>* Graduate Student,          *                                                *
>>* Penn State University      *       But who the heck are they??              *
>>*******************************************************************************
>>* My ignorance is none of your business.                                      *
>>*                                                                             *
>>* "It was like that when I got here!" - Homer Simpson, The Simpsons           *
>>* _MY_ signature file #2 - get your hands off it, NOW!                        *
>>*******************************************************************************

Yeah, it looks like Number Two to me.

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ?"WeWontWarlordIt"?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    * - GMcQ          *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      |	?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? RSHOLMES@MAILBOX.SYR.EDU ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/	?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: Southern Sayings.
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa, Canada
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 16:22:40 GMT

In article <Bw5r2L.MC2@acsu.buffalo.edu> meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:
>In alt.tasteless.jokes <john.28@bnr.ca> john@bnr.ca (John Ledford) writes:
>
>>--                                                   
>>I CANNOT RECIEVE Email. PLEASE DO NOT TRY.
>>
>>____________________________________________________________________________
>>|                                           @@     |  John Ledford         |
>>|                                           @@@@   |  BNR-Research Triangle|
>>|                                     @      @@@@  |  Park, N.C. USA       |
>>|                                    @@     @@@@   |-----------------------|
>>|     @@                            @@     @@      |  My opinions have     |
>>|    @@@@      @                   @@              |  nothing to do with   |
>>|   @@@@@@      @@@               @@@              |  BNR/Northern Telecom |
>>|  @@@@@@        @@@@@@          @@@@              |-----------------------|
>>| @@@@@@          @@@@@@@@      @@@@@              |  (good quotes to be   |
>>| @@@@@@           @@@@@@@@@   @@@@@               |   placed here soon)   |
>>|                   @@@@@@@   @@@@@                |                       |
>>|                   @@@@@@   @@@@@                 |                       |
>>|                    @@@@   @@@@@@                 |                       |
>>|                    @@@@@@@@@@@@                  |                       |
>>|                     @@@@@@@@@@@                  |                       |
>>|                       @@@@@                      |                       |
>>|                                                  |                       |
>>|     SHIN, spirit-mind. (Japanese)                |                       |
>>|__________________________________________________|_______________________|

Sheesh, with sigs like that, maybe I should think about changing
companies.  Hey, Jo, anything open at buffalo.edu?  Nothing out of
there as bad as THAT thing!

I'm going to have to submit a problem report against the Sig Quality
Inspection Department!  Heck, they even approved THIS thing:

                        __________  __o __o __o
                      __________   -\<,-\<,-\<,
                       ..........(_)/---/---/(_)..

    The Rhealist, The Meach, and rachel  . . . off to conquer new worlds!
                  But which is whom, and who is which?
 meachem@astro.ca-=*=-nadeau@acsu.arizona.edu-=*=-rperkins@bnr.as.buffalo.edu
 bicycle, bicycle...i like to ride my bicycle, i like to ride my bike - Queen
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Southern Sayings.
Date: 15 Oct 92 10:13:32 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.tasteless.jokes <john.28@bnr.ca> john@bnr.ca (John Ledford) writes:

>bunch 'o stuff deleted for bandwidth condsiderations.

[Believe it or not, *John* wrote the above words, not I!]

>--                                                   
>I CANNOT RECIEVE Email. PLEASE DO NOT TRY.
>
>____________________________________________________________________________
>|                                           @@     |  John Ledford         |
>|                                           @@@@   |  BNR-Research Triangle|
>|                                     @      @@@@  |  Park, N.C. USA       |
>|                                    @@     @@@@   |-----------------------|
>|     @@                            @@     @@      |  My opinions have     |
>|    @@@@      @                   @@              |  nothing to do with   |
>|   @@@@@@      @@@               @@@              |  BNR/Northern Telecom |
>|  @@@@@@        @@@@@@          @@@@              |-----------------------|
>| @@@@@@          @@@@@@@@      @@@@@              |  (good quotes to be   |
>| @@@@@@           @@@@@@@@@   @@@@@               |   placed here soon)   |
>|                   @@@@@@@   @@@@@                |                       |
>|                   @@@@@@   @@@@@                 |                       |
>|                    @@@@   @@@@@@                 |                       |
>|                    @@@@@@@@@@@@                  |                       |
>|                     @@@@@@@@@@@                  |                       |
>|                       @@@@@                      |                       |
>|                                                  |                       |
>|     SHIN, spirit-mind. (Japanese)                |                       |
>|__________________________________________________|_______________________|

So much for sending him e-mail to invite him to come see his work of art [sic]
here in a.f.w!

BNR is apparently on to this dude, big time!

Rich:  Please take note of the fact that I did *not* succumb to the temptation
to provide any 'good quotes' for him!

'bandwidth considerations', indeed!  Sheesh.

-jm [saving bandwidth]
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: For Sale: moog, guitar, pedal
Keywords: The, Fuck, NSA, (rearrange these)
Date: 16 Oct 92 01:02:14 GMT
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.
NNTP-Posting-Host: achilles.cs.adelaide.edu.au

In article <1992Oct14.051859.10188@news.cs.brandeis.edu>, 
   krothman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Ken Rothman) writes:
|> 
|> *******************************************************************************
|> * Ken Rothman * krothman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu * st891075@pip.cc.brandeis.edu *
|> *      rothman@binah.cc.brandeis.edu * hico2!kadath!krothman@att.att.com      *
|> *******************************************************************************
|> *              "Does it seem cold in here to you?" - Van Halen                *
|> *******************************************************************************

  This is another example of one of my all-time pet peeves: geeks who worship 
some media-hyped so-called-superstar to such a degree that they're quite
willing to include the most vapid and mundane quote from said so-called-superstar
in their sigs. I mean "Does it seem cold in here to you?" is totally meaningless
out of context (and quite possibly in context knowing Van Halen), and is probably
as worthy of international note as when Ms Maurine Bagot, 82 of Inverness spoke
those same words to her husband with the false head that fateful Tuesday he
went down the street to buy a losing lottery ticket. 

 Sheesh! Am I the only one who gets pissed off by this sort of thing?


Dean.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt         | "Would you like Marmelade on your toast this
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au |  morning, Pet?" -- Maurine (Old) Bagot, 82.
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: 7-Up
Date: 14 Oct 92 21:59:11 GMT
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University

In rec.games.trivia, dolf@echo.philips.nl (Dolf Grunbauer) .sigs
>-- 
>   _ _
>  / U | Dolf Grunbauer    E.C.H.O. Development    Digital Equipment Enterprises
> /__'<  dolf@echo.philips.nl  dolf@toet.echo.tds.philips.nl
>88  |_\ mcsun!echo.philips.nl!dolf                         Was Dat voor niets ?

I know, it's an abstract piano, with the 88 representing the keys!

No, no that's not it. I got it. it's an interdimensional gate to 
a list of the rest of his adresses. Yeah.


st902L15@pip.cc.brandeis.edu  + If the Giants win but two of four
        Adam Levin            + And the Dodgers six of ten
Feel free to call me st902415 + The Phillies as in days of yore
       if you want to         + Will finish last again --- George E. Phair
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Women in groups
Date: 12 Oct 92 20:22:14 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <Bvz6ED.FwG@world.std.com> marty@world.std.com (Marty M HaleEvans) writes:
>
>Marty
>
>
>=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
>"Another beer, and then he eyes                 marty@world.std.com
>The barmaid's legs and waist and thighs.        Marty Hale-Evans
>'Needs to lose some weight,' he grunts,         89 Mass. Ave., Suite 199
>'But just the same, I'd fuck her once.'         Boston, MA  02115
>He orders pizza, buys a round,              M    @    *    O    %    8    U
>Gains an appetizing pound."                \|/  \|/  \|/  \|/  \|/  \|/  \|/


a signoff PLUS seven lines of sig, not including the space between the two.

nice garden you've got there, marty. and a lovely, sexist bastard(tm) quote.

bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: cuz@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Cousin It)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Lies, D**n Lies, etc (Re: PSU is Overrated!)
Keywords: Linebacker U.
Date: 16 Oct 92 02:05:02 GMT
Organization: Warlorders Ltd.

In rec.sport.football.college dostalik@utdallas.edu (Bill Dostalik) writes:


|    OOOO      
|   O    O     =================================== |     Bill Dostalik
|   O  U O  U          Oklahoma Sooners            | dostalik@utdallas.edu
|   O  U O  U  National College Football Champions |    Dept. of Physics    
|    OOOO   U     1950 1955 1956 1974 1975 1985    | Univ. of Okla. @ Dallas    
|      U    U  =================================== | 
|       UUUU                                       |  "Oh, yeah?"  "Yeah."


	Wow, A Texan who thinks he's in Oklahoma. I guess that means
we aren't in Kansas anymore, eh toto?

 Cousin It                                    cuz@cs.brandeis.edu
    I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't  
         always agree with them    -President George Bush
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: jargon equivallent of "gear head"?
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 12:43:00 GMT

In alt.folklore.computers, gray@ml.csiro.au (Randall Gray) signs:

[4 lines of original text deleted]

>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>Randall -- gray@ml.csiro.au

>Randall Gray 			CSIRO Marine Laboratories, 
>				Castray Esplanade
>CSIRO Division of Fisheries	GPO Box 1538
>Pelagic Fisheries		Hobart, Tasmania  7001
>				AUSTRALIA

>We live in a non-causal universe, everything else follows from that

I used to think this was one of the lamest quotes on the net.  Then I
started thinking - if the universe is non-causal, nothing follows from
anything.  Very deep.
So now I changed my opinion: this is THE LAMEST quote on the net.

Gotta love that tab damage too.

Oh, and Randall: WTFMFIIYFS!

-- 
"At least noone[sic] has
 ever wasted more than
 *two* lines quoting *me*"
  - A[n almost] Haiku by The Meach  (With editing by C Squared and Rich)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: logging on (was ..in)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 14:25:23 GMT

In alt.usage.english article <1992Oct5.851.6624@channel1>
"eliot gelwan" <eliot.gelwan@channel1.com> writes (entire post):

>On 10-04-92 CYNTHIA KOEPP -  wrote:
>
>CK/Does one "log into" a computer or "log in to" a computer? I had always gone
>CK/with the latter, but now I am not so sure.COMPUTING
>
>I log ON to one.
>
>                   |
>...eliot          -*-              Postlink: ->CHANNEL1 [R/O okay]
>                   |               Internet: eliot.gelwan@channel1.com
>
>---
>EZ 1.39 #178 [in Brookline MA 11:01 pm, Sunday 10/04/92]
>--
>Channel 1 (R)   Cambridge, MA
>

Obviously, it's the Southern Cross, a constellation visible only in the
Southern hemisphere.  The rest of it must be some astronomical
information incomprehensible to those of us in the Northern hemisphere.

                         __________  __o __o
                       __________   -\<,-\<,
                        ..........(_)/---/(_)..
         The Rhealist and The Meach . . . off to conquer new worlds!
 But which is who, and who is which?  [Is it Rhealive, or is it Meachmorex?]
                meachem@bnr.ca  -=*=-  nadeau@acsu.buffalo.edu
                        Boys and Girls Together - Rush
                               LeSabre Hunting!