From: anonymus+400@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: Please Ladies Read This
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 07:06:40 GMT




Several days ago I put this add in and have not received any responses
from females, but about a dozen from males.  I am not gay now and I do
not intend to become gay or bi.  

Well I realize that I didn't put in the usual items like I want a blonde
at 5' 2" and I am a male of 6' tall because I don't believe these points
are important.  I didn't put in much about my outside interests, because
I am very versatile.  I spen time every day at a gym, have attended rock
concerts, as well as ballets without falling asleep.  I enjoy most any
type food as long as does not have MSG in it.  So I don't think there are
any qualities lacking that I could not adapt to the tastes of most 
women.  

If there are any women out there please review this ad again.  If you are
interested at all please respond.  If not and you think I am a turn off
drop me a line and tell me why. 


                         Thanks a thousand.

Perverted ad follows:

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Well this feels awkward but here is my ad.  Since I believe the female is
the essence of a relationship I list what I'm hoping for first.

Your qualifications.
	A member of the superior female sex and who realizes the power
		she posses by just being a female.
	A neat dresser is probably the top physical quality.  A person 
		who wears a size 24 dress and is tastefully dressed in
		my mind is more attractive than a size 6 who is a sloppy
		dresser.  
	Well as long as were on physical apearance ther is some merit
		to a woman in size 8 or 12 compared to the 24, but I 
		would never rule out anyone upon size alone.	
	You should love dressing up, wearing heels, a skirt, and showing
		your beauty at appropiate time, in a tasteful manner.
	You should be knowledgable, or a student of the 3 D's.  Know how
		to dominate the man in your life, disipline him when he
		needs it or fits your fancy, and be able to demean him
		so he remembers who is control.
	Sexually you should be aware of your requirements, needs and desires
		and not expect less.  You should be able to set the pace
		and grant, or deny it as fits your needs.
	You are a woman who knows what she wants, knows how to get it, and
		will accept no excuses.  You are a woman that will control
		the situation, either outrightly or through mind control
		and your beauty.	
	Your age is over 21
	Your race is Female.

Now a little about me, if you are still reading this.
	I am a member of the lowly male race that has one reason to exist
		and that is to serve the supreme female.
	I have a fetish for long legs, and heels.  They make me melt with
		desire.
	I am college educated and have a full time job, which alows me to 
		travel throughout the US.
	I am tall,over 6", and some have claimed I am well bestowed in other
		ways mainly in skill.
	I enjoy quite evenings, dinner and wine, slow dancing, cuttling, and
		serving the woman in my life
	I love home cooked meals, and cook fantastic Italian food, as well
		as German, and American.
	My limits are determined by what joys I can bring to that special
		rare woman who answers this add..

If your at all interested E-Mail me and I promise a speedy reply.

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