From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Date: 22 Dec 92 15:56:22 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec20.185754.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <1195@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> >>
> >> Ok, you have a job. What about the bastard british scums of Liverpool?
> >>
> > What does that mean?  You can't bad-mouth our football clubs like that.
> > Even if they are northern and get thrashed by Crystal Palace.
> >> 
> >> What does it mean?!? If you do not know what that means, it is better that 
> >> you get a new life.
> >>
> > Maybe you could enlighten us, Michelle.  What do you mean?
> 
> I was not speaking about british-football-club-scums. And you know that.
>
Good lord Michelle, keep your hair on.  Use another bucket of lard on it.

> I was speaking about your fucking city of Liverpool. How many people is 
> without a job, overthere?
>
I've never been there mate.  I think that the northerners are all lazy
bastards and should get off their backsides and get a job as much
as you think you missed a bit cleaning that toilet.  It's grim up
north, I'll grant you that.

> You know, moron, you british use to claim that your fucking island is
> civilized
>
We still do, especialy when we have the wops and the frogs to compare
ourselves against.

> (HA HA HA HA HA!!! ok, I feel better now).
>
That's good, maybe you should do that more often.
Anyway, back to the plot...

> And then the most hated people on Europe are the british. You know, bastard, 
> you did not answer about the fact of Bruxelles, nobody from your island 
> wanted to speak about that. WHY?
>
Hang on, what's the question here?  I didn't answer about the fact
of Brussels?  I tell you what, you're right, Brussels is a fact, OK now?

> The first time that I posted against british, I put many facts,
> about how much scums are the British. NOBODY DID ANSWER.
>
That's because we couldn't make out your points.  Any points you had to
make were either hidden amongst 100 lines of moronic ravings, hidden
amongst 100 lines of quoted text or simply non-existent.

> And you pretend that I answer to your stupid kid joke of the toilet.
> Why didn't you answer?
>
You have yet to show that you are NOT a toilet cleaner imported from
wopland as cheap labour.

> It is so easy to attack americans because they can have (and use)
> a gun.
>
Jesus, you're right again.  Good lord.

> But, what about you, british animals? How can you claim to be civilized?!?
>
We don't eat pizza or pasta unless we are force fed.

> You have the most dirty country of Europe (fact),
>
Maybe that's because we also employ wops as cheap labour to clean our
toilets.

> you're always drunk and dangerouses (fact),
>
Who's pinched me Guiness?

> your fucking government protected the fucking criminal-animals that
> made a massacre at the game Juventus-Liverpool (fact).
>
Nothing to get upset about, Michelle, they were only wops after all.

> Nobody forgot that in Italy, remember. 
> Your fucking newspapers often write bullshit about Italy, while we write 
> facts about you.
>
Didn't your mother ever tell you that you can't beleive everything you
read in the papers?  I suppose if one of your "factual" wop papers
informed you that the world would end tomorrow unless everyone jumped
from the leaning tower of pizza, I suppose you would be the first one
in the queue.

> You lie, you can't compare with the truth, and so you 
> invent false facts.
>
Hang on, can you tell me what a "false fact" actually is.

> We are on an international NET here. Answer, now. You 
> can't defend any position about that, you can only admit it. If you don't, 
> well, it will mean that kill-file is always ready.
> 
Michelle, it seems that I am the only one who talks to you.  Maybe that
would tell you that you must feature in everyone elses kill file; that's
everyone on an international net.  Good lord, Michelle, you are a little
unpopular aren't you?  I think that if you put me in your kill file,
you would disappear from the net altogether.  This wouldn't
be such a bad thing as the rest of us could get on with our lives and
Fermi would have clean toilets for a change.

What a fucking epic.

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