HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 00:03:51 GMT

In article <1992Sep12.010111.14019@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
>Hah, here is some more American culture for you deprived non-americans
>
>Trekkies and Elvis fans
>about the same level in popularity as jehovas witnesses and Avon salespeople
>
>The Air and Space Meuseaum is the new Mecca for the Trekkies due to the
                   ^^^^^^^^
What the HECK (we don't use cuss words) is THAT????
-- 
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TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
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From: uril@yang.earlham.edu (Uri J. Lessing)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: Mixed Up Movie Titles
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:33:20 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana

In article <1992Sep12.163906.1@hmivax.humgen.upenn.edu>, bole@hmivax.humgen.upenn.edu (Greg Bole) writes:
> In article <19986@fritz.filenet.com>, sandra@felix.filenet.com 
> (Sandra Cole) writes:
> 
>> All of us at one time or another have gotten confused about movie titles 
>> and called them something other than what they actually were...Does anyone 
>> else have any incidents like this?
> 
> This is a list I picked up off the Net a while ago, that addresses this very 
> subject.  (I know I've done it before too)  I hope I'm not stealing the 
> original poster's thunder (and unfortunatly I don't even have thier name)
> but here's the list.
> 
>>At the video store I worked at, many times a customer would ask for a film,
>>and goof up the title.  I have composed a list of fun film flubs that are 
>>completely real, none of these were made up.
> 
>>The Quiet Sheep-  Silence of the Lambs
>>All Dogs Burn in Hell- All Dogs Go to Heaven
>>Slam Bam Bombay-  Salaam Bombay
>>Shalom Bombay-  Salaam Bombay
>>Running Out of Gas-  Running on Empty
>>Dangling Legions-  Dangerous Liasons
>>Who Shot Roger Rabbit-  Who Framed Roger Rabbit
>>Who Framed A Fish Called Wanda- A Fish Called Wanda
>>Sex, Lies and Videogames- Sex, Lies and Videotapes
>>Minnisota Burning- Mississippi Burning
> 
> Kudos to the creator of the list...if you're out there, post and take a bow.
> 
> Greg Bole                               "Are you coming?  Yeah, well see the 
> bole@hmivax.humgen.upenn.edu             train moves, not the platform."
>                                        John Lovitz in _A Leauge of Their Own_

Ok, If you insist. I compliled that list while working in a video store in 
Chicago.  However, it's funny that this was reposted because I have some 
NEW ones for you all from this summer!

My Own Private Potato--My Own Private Idaho
Adventures In Babysitting--Customer really wanted The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
The Hooker--Hook
Don't Tell Mom, The Baby is Dead-- Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
Batman II, The Return of Joker--Batman Returns (asked when it was released 
in Theatres.
Boyz in the Car--Boyz in the Hood
Don't Shake a Clown--Shakes the Clown

That's all for now.

-- 

Uri J. Lessing |  Earlham College |  Richmond, Indiana
From: jdare@math.rutgers.edu (james dare)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Speed of dark
Date: 10 Sep 92 00:38:36 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <sg9pbatl@csv.warwick.ac.uk> mauax@warwick.ac.uk (Brazil) writes:

> In article <=4rnk4k@lynx.unm.edu> jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth) writes:
> >In article <1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu> ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad) writes:
> >>	Read it in a comics book.
> >>Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.
> >
> >Well, since light and dark are opposites, and in number theory to some
> >opposite means negative whil to others it means reciprocal
> >
> >the speed of darkness is obviously -1/186000 miles per second.
> >
> 
> 
> Actually the speed of darkness is 186000 miles per second so obviously light
> and darkness are one and the same.

So what is the speed of *Light and Darkness*?

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From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
Subject: All is nothing and nothing is .......
Date: 14 Sep 92 12:53:34 GMT
Organization: St Kimberleys Home for the Out of Sight and far of mind.

I'm excited.

Its the first day of the rest of my life. (My analyst gets paid for great one
liners like that...His other ones are:- "Don't put off till tomorrow what you 
can do today" and "Turn the other cheek")

It was people like him that caused my first accident. (The one with the two
spring lambs; the bucket of cucumber skins and the choir boy....they never let
you forget.)

I try to keep happy thoughts in my head as I walk down the road. I ignore the
policeman, I know REAL policemen don't wear tutu's. He ask's me for directions
to the zoo. (Maybe he knows about the pregnant Giraffe....I thought I'd hidden
the step-ladder.....Hmmm)

A little later.......

I've walked three miles now without any mishaps. No surreal happens tonight,
me thinks. (I've always admired the works of Shakspeare, maybe it was something
to do with my childhood .... I never did find out about the balcony, best not to
dwell on it I suppose)

Three miles, ryhmes with Beer and alcohol. I enter the nearest pub in a poetic
frame of mind.

I approach the bar, Fred Flintstone stands behind it poishing a glass.

"My name is Horatio Winklebottom the Third and I am an Alcoholic" I cry, proud 
in the knowlage that someone cares.

"I though I told you not to come in here again" Says Fred. "We've just cleared
up after your last visit."

But that was three miles ago....

15 pints later and I'm feeling no pain. People stop to point and stare, but they
don't know the real me. The true workings of my inner self will never be 
explained to mere mortals such as these. They stand there in their expensive
socks and colour co-ordinated shoe laces.

I pity them, they will never know.

I hit the road with a soggy THUMP! Shit.

Three miles and I'm half way to nowhere. I've been here before though so I 
introduce myself to the game show host lurking in the corner.

"And our next contestent on "The Thin Edge of Insanity" is....."

"My name is all and nothing" I reply

"OK mister Olly NoThing, you have three minutes to listen to me patronise and
ridicule you"

Sounds like life really does'nt it ? They say I have a disease of the mind. I
say I'm the only sane man alive. But I would say that would'nt I ?

My echoing footsteps clatter down the corridor in a mirage of appaling grammer
and bad spelling. A light shines at the end of the tunnel.........




-- 
|      Andy Cannon       |"Love is what seperates us from the animals"       |
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |                                                   |
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From: kjk0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (KEVIN J. KRESS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Another lame elephant joke
Date: 13 Sep 92 21:56:28 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

If you can stand another elephant joke, here goes....
Q:  What is red, white, and grey and comes in a can?
A:  Cambell's cream of elephant soup.
From: cybapunk@hovel.welly.gen.nz (Phil Ross)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: UH! HUH!
Keywords: Burp.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 17:10:32 +1200
Distribution: World
Organization: The Hovel Bulletin Board System

palacios@lonestar.utsa.edu (Marco A. Palacios) writes:

> I heard on CNN that Ray Charles was in a car accident and had apparently
> had his left testicle amputated as a result of the crash.

He's got the right one baby... uh huh!

--
cybapunk@hovel.welly.gen.nz    X Phil Ross
cybapunk@tornado.welly.gen.nz  X Sysop of The Hovel BBS
cybapunk@sideways.welly.gen.nz X Author of Lords And Ladies, _THE_ BBS door!
     ... If at first you don't succeed, redefine success ...
From: lipscomb@lonestar.utsa.edu (David S. Lipscomb)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NoTitle
Date: 8 Sep 92 20:56:40 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu> ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad) writes:
>
>	Read it in a comics book.
>
>	
>Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.
The exact speed of light is 186,282.397 miles/sec in a vacuum.
From: pv02@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (PETER VOROBIEFF)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A Religious View of Life (minor additions)
Date: 6 Sep 92 22:00:56 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

I'd like to add two lines to the list named

>
>                A RELIGOUS VIEW OF LIFE
> 
>Taoism: Shit Happens.
>

Christian Science: Feces occur

Russian Orthodox Church: Shit will happen to you every day till you die.

-- 
Thus spake Kalmoth the Vile, Slayer of the Seven Pigs of the North.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Pickup line
From: rivero@mdcbbs.com
Date: 11 Sep 92 12:03:48 GMT
Organization: Electronic Data Systems, Unigraphics Division, Cypress CA
Nntp-Posting-User: selinger

In article <1992Sep10.171750.18776@zooid.guild.org>, Mark Kovarski <kovarski@zooid.guild.org> writes:
> 
> Well, I have one and its pretty good.
> 
> You walk up to the chick and say, "Nice eyes, nice tits, nice ass. How much?"
> 

  I tried it. Answer was $350.00. Damned recession!




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|  Michael Rivero rivero@mdcbbs.com  Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Animator   |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|       I practice safe sex (I had an airbag installed)!!!!!!            |
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Xref: sparky rec.humor:27899 rec.pets:2994 talk.bizarre:28949
From: cholette@JSP.UMontreal.CA (Cholette Martin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.pets,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sick Joke
Date: 4 Sep 92 23:25:31 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

In article <t4hngng.rdc@netcom.com> nobody writes:
>ashok@regulus.Inria.Fr (Ashok Kumar) writes:
>>Q:How do you kill an elephant ?
>>A:With out bare bloody teeth!!!
>
>
>This is disgusting.  Keep this off the net.

 TOO BAD buddy, if you don't like it, don't read it! Who made you Mister
 censorship for the net? As far as I'm concerned if a person has a joke
 he wants to post to this group then he is welcome to do so, those of us
 who don't like it , can just turn the page, there is something called
 a KILL file in case you didn't know!

LIVE AND LET LIVE !!!

>
>
>-- 
>--
>cj gypsy


Martin Cholette
cholette@jsp.umontreal.ca
From: kyrie@coos.dartmouth.edu (Thomas S. Marlowe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NoTitle
Date: 9 Sep 92 01:32:58 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

lipscomb@lonestar.utsa.edu (David S. Lipscomb) writes:

>In article <1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu> ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad) writes:
>>
>>	Read it in a comics book.
>>
>>	
>>Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.
>The exact speed of light is 186,282.397 miles/sec in a vacuum.

Darkness chases light at the same speed.  You see, when you turn out
the light, darkness replaces it at an equal rate as the light leaves.

Since the light leaves at a rate of 3*10^8 m/s  (never could
imagine that miles/sec thing), it would follow quite logically
that the speed of darkness is very close, in not exactly the same as, 
the speed of light.

So

  _
 | \
 |  \
 |  |  =  300,000,000 meters per second.
 | / s
  -

TSM
--
"Law and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice, and that when
they fail to do this they become dangerously structured dams that block
the flow of social progress." -  Martin Luther King, Jr
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: reidyj@CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy)
Subject: Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT DOUBLE SPEAK????
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Oregon State University
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 1992 23:05:56 GMT

In article <1992Sep5.090658.42797@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> miner@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
>In article <1992Sep4.171522.1@orca.alaska.edu>, sxjwg@orca.alaska.edu writes:
>> Anyone heard of any "politically correct" phrases during this election.
>> 
>> I have two for you.
>> 
>> Some hospitals call a patient that dies on the operating table:
>> 
>> NEGATIVE PATIENT OUTCOME
>> 
>> The Pentagon called the Army operation by airborne troops:
>> 
>> A PRE-DAWN VERTICAL INSERTION
>> 
>> A book by the name DOUBLE SPEAK is supposed full of this stuff.  Don't know the
>> author's name though.
>
>Author's name is William Lutz (English Dept., Rutgers).  I think he
>has more than one book out.  Here are some more of his:
>
>CHILDREN:
>When children are bossy they "exhibit leadership charisma."
>When they misbehave they "engage in negative attention-getting."
>Reading is "interacting with print."
>
>SOCIAL SCIENCE:
>The elderly are "the chronologically gifted."
>Retirement homes are "senior congregate living communities for the
>[yep] chronologically gifted."
>Retirement homes in California are "disengagement communities."
>
>My favorites are:
>	"revenue enhancement" (tax increase)
>	"career offender cartel" (mafia organization)
>
>I don't call this PC though.  It's just that a lot of people like to
>pretend that society is essentially clinical.  Scary.



  Flipping a coin is interacting with a digital decision generator.
From: vaps0de@prism.gatech.EDU (Dustin Emhart)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Speed of dark
Date: 13 Sep 92 18:46:21 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

All that's necessary to determine the speed of darkness is a simple scientific
experiment, based on a classic experiment to determine the speed of light
(which was first carried out by the University of Georgia Physics Department):

Have a friend/assistant stand on a distant hill, carrying a flashlight and a
handkerchief. Stand some distance away with a stopwatch. Have your friend
simultaneously drop the handkerchief and turn off the flashlight. Time the
duration between when the handkerchief drops and when the darkness from the
now-extinguished flashlight reaches you. It is now a simple computation to
determine the speed of dark.
-- 
Dustin Emhart                       |  CS Majors: We do more after 11 pm than
Georgia Institute of Technology     |  most people do all day.
Internet: vaps0de@prism.gatech.edu  |        -- me
From: lectro@milton.u.washington.edu (Jonathan E. Maier)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Humor
Date: 6 Sep 92 15:26:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: u.1992Sep6.152651.16598
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle

In article <1992Sep6.143017.19381@ugle.unit.no> leifmk@Lise.Unit.NO (Leif Magnar Kj|nn|y) writes:
>In article <R5ZkqB3w165w@major.panix.com>, dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea) writes:
> > HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
> > 
> > > In article <1992Sep2.171641.5679@gagme.chi.il.us>, anton@gagme.chi.il.us
> > > (Andrzej Borowiec) says:
> > > >>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
> > > >Are you trying to start a cascade?
> > > He's probaly got a brain tumor.
> > Now look at the mess you made.
>Aargh!  Stop this right now!
Sheesh man, don't have a cow!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jmd@cube.handheld.com (Jim De Arras)
Subject: Re: Thoughts - Aussies have it better both ways!
Organization: Hand Held Products, Inc.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 00:29:36 GMT

In article <18694.2ab3bf64@levels.unisa.edu.au>  writes:
> 
> We Australians also get 625 line PAL instead of the crappy 500 odd lines  
dummy
> Americans get with NTSC.
> 

Ah, but we get more pictures per second!  No flicker, unlike PAL!

> -- 
> John McVey, Whyalla campus, Uni S.Australia
> Electronic Engineering Student & Terror Tekkie G1 (at 19!)
> 9051467f@levels.unisa.edu.au, or try
> 9051467f@wh.whyalla.unisa.edu.au
> 'An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.'  Don Marquis
> 'Those who believe in an afterlife won't be disappointed'  Me
>  
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
> | Obligatory disclaimer : UniSA hates my opinions...			     |
>  
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Jim
From: kashyap@desci (R.K. Kashyap)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The Piss List
Keywords: piss
Date: 15 Sep 92 19:52:24 GMT
Organization: desci

In article <22133@optima.cs.arizona.edu> jiang@cs.arizona.edu (Howard) writes:
|>=========== The Piss List ===========
|>
|> 1. The Drip Piss: It occurs after you have pissed, when you try to get all
|>    the remaining drops of urine off the head of your dick, but it just
|>    keeps dripping.
|>
|> 2. The H2SO4 Piss: The kind of piss where you haven't had much to drink for
|>    days, so the piss is extremely thick, and when it does come out, it
|>    burns like sulfuric acid.
|>
|> 3. The Hoover Dam Piss: The kind where you just had a couple of kegs and
|>    finished it off with a six-pack, and you feel a need to drain the main
|>    vein.
|>
|> 4. The Constipated Piss: The kind where you've been sitting in class all
|>    day, and have no time to get to a bathroom, so you wait until you think
|>    you're going to pass out, but when you do get to a urinal, your dick
|>    won't co-operate, and you're standing around for the next half hour
|>    trying to get 10 gallons of fluid out of your bladder.
|>
|> 5. The Piss of Love: It's when you've just had mad passionate sex with a
|>    woman who wanted to fuck on cocaine, and when you're done and need to
|>    take a piss, your erection won't let anything out. (Sometimes confused
|>    with the constipated piss).
|>
|> 6. The Piss of a Thousand Miles: (Usually occurs in one's childhood) It
|>    happens during a family trip where the driver refuses to let anyone
|>    off to take a piss, so when you do get to relieve yourself, you feel
|>    like you've been walking a thousand miles to get to a john.
|>
|> 7. The Old Faithful Piss: Ingrained into the brain so deeply, one must
|>    piss at a specific time everyday, whether spewing into a toilet, or
|>    otherwise.
|>
|> 8. The That's Damn Yellow Piss: It's when you haven't had anything to drink
|>    for a couple of weeks, but if and when you do piss, it comes out to
|>    be so yellow, that it makes Eegees adopt your color as their lemon
|>    iced drink.



9. The Healthy Yellow Piss: When you have overloaded yourself on multivitamin/mineral pills.

Ramkumar Kashyap  
-- 

email:Kashyap@kings.wharton.upenn.edu |   Fourth Law of Thermodynamics:  
Standard disclaimers apply            |If the probability of success is not                                          | almost one, it is damn near zero.
                                      |                    -- David Ellis
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jarleb@athena.uio.no (Jarle Brinchmann)
Subject: Re: NoTitle
Reply-To: jarleb@athena.uio.no (Jarle Brinchmann)
Organization: University of Oslo, Norway
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 13:30:09 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu>, ahmad@seas.gwu.edu
(Aftab Ahmad) writes:
> 
> 	Read it in a comics book.
> 
> 	
> Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be
measured.

Or the other version :

186000 miles/sec isn't just a good idea - it's the law.


				Jarle.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: erik@maui.til.com (Erik Horstkotte)
Subject: Re: Jokes to offend almost everybody (repost, these aren't my jokes)
Organization: Togai InfraLogic, Inc.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 18:48:28 GMT

In article <1992Sep04.003942.20583@bnr.ca>, bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
writes:
|> In article <Bu0z2z.Evx@scd.hp.com>, tim@hpdstma.ptp.hp.com () writes:
|> |>Nuke the gay whales!
|>  
|> No, no, no, no!
|> It's :
|> 
|> Nuke the Commie Gay Baby Whales

no, No, NO!
My boss at my previous job had the actual bumper sticker - It's

  Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus!

Now of course, 

  Nuke the Commie Gay Baby Whales for Jesus

might be better yet!
-- 
Erik Horstkotte, Manager, Software Development, Togai InfraLogic, Inc.
erik@til.til.com, uunet!til!erik - (714) 975-8522
Standard disclaimer: the preceding are my opinions, not TIL's.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sknkwrks@unlv.edu (Scott Alfter)
Subject: Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT DOUBLE SPEAK????
Organization: Skunk Works Software Co.
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 92 08:38:34 GMT

In article <1992Sep5.090658.42797@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> miner@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
>My favorites are:
>	"revenue enhancement" (tax increase)

...or, to borrow from the Devilcrats, how about "investment?"

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnk@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (John J Kuszewski)
Subject: Re: Fun with cats
Organization: HAC - Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 20:25:08 GMT

jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy) writes:
>>Poke an orange peel in their face, watch them run.
>>
>
>Ok! That's enough! I ignored the FIRST idiot who wrote this kind of things
>but now it begins to be a litlle annoying...VERY annoying!! What's that?
>A humour newsgroup or a animal maltreatment newsgroup?? And DON'T bullshit me
>that this is "only humour".There are some things which have their borders BEFORE
>jokes..MUCH before;and this includes ANIMAL treatment.This list is read
>by several tens of thousands of people AT LEAST,and believe me,that there
>is AT LEAST some idiot somewhere which will try those horrible things.And even
>if it is not true(AND I AM SURE IT IS!!),just talking about this makes me SICK.
>I am reading this list for JOKES ,not for SADISTIC advices.
>Go with it to the inquisition.They'll like it.|:-(
>I am sorry that I HAVE to write such an article.
>Thank you for reading.
>Livian


Go stick your head in a pig.

-- 
John Kuszewski
johnk@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu
I'm not an idiot, but I play one on USENET
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,comp.misc,sci.physics,sci.edu,aus.computers
From: danw@ee.su.oz.au (Dan Wuescher)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Reply-To: danw@brutus (Dan Wuescher)
Organization: Electrical Engineering, The University of Sydney, Australia
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 06:47:07 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.075304.5164@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>THOUGHTS
>

Sokol's Law:
	The intelligence of the driver is inversely proportional
	to the height of his tires.

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