HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: hair confessions two
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Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 21:49:34 GMT
Comments: Reality is good sometimes for kicks, but don't let it get you down


cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>i've always found it vaguely disappointing that
>"hey, babe, wanna run your fingers through my hair?"
>is such a lousy pickup line.

"Matt" == Matt Brown <mattb@olympus.ctron.com> writes:

Matt> Using this line on a feminist with implanted razor-nails is not
Matt> recommended.

MOLY  IS NOT A FEMINIST. 
JOHNY IS NOT A COMMUNIST. 
BILLY IS NOT A MINIMALIST. 

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: SSC
Organization: t.b
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 17:31:18 GMT

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
> 
>   I just scanned through several hundred articles in rec.food.cooking
> for the pattern /cabbage/.

     Come on now rp, if you're going to fess up
then fess up.

     You were also piping it into an egrep Lippert,
now weren't you.

--Starcap'n Ra,      {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
   tell me your sins,   {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
   all                                    ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: It fills me with the urge to kill.....
Followup-To: alt.romance.chat
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 13:52:24 GMT

In article <9210032252.22@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:

>>>>Barkeep!  *Hugs* all around, on me!
>>
>>killkillkillkillkillkillkill
>
>Probably mjd or greg will correct me, but I believe it is rule #77 that says:
>
>	Do not drag roadkill from a.r.c over to t.b
>

Well, it cvertainly should not be done too often, but it needs to be done
occasionally to foster a.r.c's persecution complex. really, they do talk
about "talk.bizarre and other groups who dont like our chat"

better just to set follow-ups to a.r.c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 13:34:34 GMT

In article <1992Sep26.234401.6318@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
>Subject: Re: toast
>Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 23:44:01 GMT
>>> >>)>>>Cough up a hairball.
>>> >>)>>Cheradenine Zakalwe.
>>> >>)>Cher's labial tattoos.
>>> >>)Credo quia absurdum est.
>>> >>Cerveza! Uno mas, por favor.
>>> >Que?
>>> Beer! One more, please.
>>Queer!  No more fleas!
>Here! No more of these!
There! One more of his!


          /\           | I didn't say this.      | "I never forget a
        /    \         | My supervisor would     | face. Especially
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       | when I've sat
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________| on it."
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          | -Kathleen Turner
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no| Crimes of passion
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: This Is Your Life, Rictus Hep
Date: 4 Oct 92 12:48:27 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <BvH8Gu.7Hw@rice.edu>, caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
> "Snake Pliskin?  I thought you were dead...."

"Call me Snake"

Ace
> 
> HWRNMNBSOL
From: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Perfect Pitch
Date: 2 Oct 92 20:41:59 GMT
Reply-To: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
NNTP-Posting-Host: carnival.lbl.gov

In article <BvH6BE.73A@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>In article <BvGLw3.Iut@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>|> In <MJD.92Oct1095202@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Born of the Cuisenaire Rods") writes:
>|> 
>|>    ti
>|> >la
>
>STOP!
>
>I can name that tune in TWO NOTES!!!


the 1812 overture.  third viola.  fifth measure.  second movement.  off one
fifth.


inspecti tin ear
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: schizophrenia versus psychopathy
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 14:53:39 GMT

In article <9209252305.AA00600@helium>, dolan@nrlmry (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

}be, schizophrenic.  He was intensely psychotic, set into violent
}behavior by the most innocent stimulus, holding loud and violence
}filled conversations with the air about only-to-him-real children
}he had and an imaginary wife who was stealing them from him.

Didn't K*nt recently promise us that he WASN'T going to belabor the
net with another rehash of his personal history?


--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "
        --grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
From: echeverr.scf.edu (Stupid Newbie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 5150 asks yet another stupid newbie question
Date: 2 Oct 1992 17:32:21 -0700
Organization: <censored>
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu


    Why is gooley following up his own articles and adding nothing?


theories:
a) he really wants us to read it again
b) he keeps turning into a woman who doesn't know how to followup an article
c) he's bored as hell in boulder

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: new p-size war for singles (Re: How long has it been?)
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	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
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Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 15:28:03 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.134605.16183@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
I post bait to soc.singles,alt.romance,alt.romance.chat:

>How long has it been since you were kissed by a member of
>the opposite sex?
>
>	Mark (almost a year)

	Mark (I didn't take the SAT's)
From: Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Waiting
Date: 29 Sep 92 15:34:00 GMT


Upon my return, Prescott, BirdChild, and AnvilHead were all out 
somewhere, roiling about on the ice, I suppose, so I was lonely. I 
wandered through my unfinished projects, looking for an activity to 
dissuade me from needing.  

I glued down an unruly tuft or two on a face, tacked down some flooring 
in the dollhouse, and tickled the loom with it's shuttle.  But it's just 
not the same, is it?  When I run a shuttle through Birdchild, she always 
laughs and jingles, and when I glue tiny shingles on AnvilHead, he 
always returns the favor.  Even losing an argument over music with 
Prescott wouldn't have been so bad.  (He always criticizes me my 
affection for the bright notes and trills, and says that I lack 
definition and depth.)  

So I tried to get touch myself.  I put the television on a static 
channel and stroked the screen for the electric tingle.  I ran ice 
across my skin in high arcs.  I cut myself, just a little, there, there, 
there, and there. But even when I get those moments when I can see 
forever, though I know joy will carouse back in when they come home and 
spill all over me, it's still so hard to wait.

------------------------MorrisaS@Autodesk.com

Open invitation to the users at Canetoad:
Y'all are so cool.  Tell me where you and I'll send you directions to 
our new place so you can drop by for a hottub.
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Name cj's opossum
Date: 30 Sep 92 02:22:38 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

|>>> Myrtle, Griddlecakes, Wuzzmonster, Shasta, Dr. Funkenstein, 
|>>> Beaner, Wombat, Rico, Hoplite, Malibu, Marzupan, Stinky Butt,
|>>> Volton, Drieux, Spanner, The General, Professor Booty, Mondo,
|>>> Weedhopper, Ol' Furbelly, Aristarchus, Cranky, Hiccup, Antipasto,
|>>> Slayer Hippy, Retread, Road Rat, Mucus, Bonzai, Flavor, Muffin Man,
|>>> Lucky Pierre, Sir Watkin Bassett, Ace Cool, Stirfry, Bristle, Mr. Big,
|>>> Flossy, Barishnikov, Flounder, Aye-Aye, Mower, Move Over, Flip, Paunch, 
|>>> or my personal favorite:  "Sargoth, Dark Reaver of Worlds"

|>> Hooch, Durward, Rogozhin, Glaucon, Thrasymachus, Rufas von Dufas,
|>> Finklefish, Dvoik, Bacchanal, Honey Jay, Avatar, Gene, Anaphylaxis,
|>> Whipsnade, Crazy Bob, Spanadoon, Borc, Pachambo, Wajima, Buckisue,
|>> Punchy, Ultra Man, Rampage, Yukon, Sucker Punch, Kahootney, Howie,
|>> Gummo, Escapee, Bubba Bear, Eagleburger, Tipsy Toes, Flutterbutt,
|>> Flashy Max, Stingaroo, Chief Kickapoo, Hubbub.

|> Rattail.  Shrapnel.  Mahagonny.  Lux Interior.  Salerno.  Zontar.
|> Ermintrude.  Sredni Vashtar.  [only if you're willing to worship it]
|> Antigone.  Swiz.  Babatunde Olatungi. Fang.  Bruno.  Pirate Jenny. 
|> Do NOT, repeat NOT, name it Pogo.

|Shark Cheese, Cave Newt, Roughneck, Sam Spade, Prostetnic Vogon Yeltz,
|Ronald Reagan, Mister President, Fellatio, Mark and Wendy Whiner, Peter Paul
|and Mary, Fun Times at Ridgemont High, Death on the Nile, rehash, (half a
|vote for grep, though; minus 95 votes for "Opie"); The Iceman, Godot,
|Buzzard Breath, John Jacob Dingelheimer Smith, the rat, Appolo 9,
|Challenger, Haiku, Fluorescent Pustule, R&D, Family Values.

I apologize for the meanness of this posting, but I am quite unable to
resist.

CJ should name her opossum, "Dolan."

There's really no question about it.

mr HEINOUS
sorry, Kent, really I am
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: RICTUS HEP, A HACKER FROM WAY BACK
Followup-To: alt.rictus.hep
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 14:46:14 GMT


"Doesn't *anyone* have a RUBOUT key?"

-- 
"If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the
 toads, he would have made them cute and furry. -- Dave Barry
 _____
|     | Johnathan Vail     vail@tegra.com     (508) 663-7435
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Limits
Date: 1 Oct 92 02:28:04 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

In article <1992Sep30.215420.18466@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith) writes:

>So if humans evolve any further, either their brain will not become much 
>more developed, or we will no longer dream at night.
>Am I thinking this through correctly?

Even if you were, would you expect a reply giving you credit for it from
this bunch.

Interesting, but ya gotta watch out for that either/or stuff. Maybe 
insomnia will become a sign of heightened intelligence. Or maybe we
will do without any sleep at all (grouchy bunch, I'll bet). 

On second thought, that could cause extinction. You know, loss of sex
drive from too frequent use. All that time and no way to sleep.

Matt
It will be a far worse world for the geeky
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: you may now drink champagne for me
Date: 27 Sep 92 03:21:48 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
I passed my motorcycle safety class skill test.
I am now a certified SAFE motorcycle mama.
---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Tsk, tsk class  (was: Re: Rictus Hep Is Unintentionally Overheard)
From: dpk28402@vax1.mankato.msus.edu (Acid horse)
Date: 3 Oct 92 13:24:20 -0600
 <1992Oct1.123632.7946@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> <1afa6aINN4lf@agate.berkeley.edu>
Organization: MSUsnet: just south of the cities, just west of reality...

In article <1afa6aINN4lf@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu 
(Curtis Yarvin) writes:
> In article <1992Oct1.123632.7946@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> 
rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>>#N canetoad
> 
> You, sir, have all the poetry of a fish.
> 
> c

Cherry blossoms fall.
A poetic fish dobson;
Canetoad shimmers still
				dk
				Haiku? no thanks, i'll
				Just have the mahi-mahi
				And a glass of rhyme.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Re: A simple question
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 19:55:00 EDT

In article <1992Sep21.160439.8942@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>
>Something's been bothering me lately. What's the rudest word you know?
>
>Ace
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 27 Sep 1992 00:54:36 -0700
Organization: <censored>
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu


I spent the whole day switching between MTV's Top 200 Videos (Ever) and the
Star Trek Marathon.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: EATEN BY MY OWN POSTNEWS
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 18:42:41 GMT



In article <BvnL13.6p@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:

   -- 
   "If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the
    toads, he would have made them cute and furry. -- Dave Barry
    _____
   |     | Johnathan Vail     vail@tegra.com     (508) 663-7435


I wanted to point out that this was not on purpose.  The old fascist
postnews would refuse to include .signatures greater than 3 lines or
something.  That is fine because I have LISP and I can include the sig
with random quotes with a keypress.

Then they change over to cnews whose interpretation of fascism is to
only include the first 4 lines.  And being too lazy to fix it yet I
just deleted .signature but it gets recreated everytime I reboot the
workstation (like on Mondays).

And the worst thing is, I get caught with a Dave Barry quote.

So, now that you have read this far let me just list today's
selections of CDs so that you can see how inferior your own is:

THE POOH STICKS, GREAT WHITE WONDER
thestooges
THE BEVIS FROND, Triptych
beat happening, jamboree
Fortune Cookie Prize (coincidentally a Beat Happening tribute album)
DOGBOWL, FLAN
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Followup-To: rec.pets,misc.test
Summary: HAR HAR HAR
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 14:20:55 GMT

In <7554@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

>Today I bought `Magical Mystery Tour' by The Beatles. 

>-- Ken "goo goo goo-joob" Johnson

Yeah, American fashion is always slow in reaching England.
From: small@boole.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small)
Newsgroups: ucla.rumor,talk.bizarre
Subject: Why yes, It's Jim Small posting again
Date: 1 Oct 92 03:03:18 GMT
Followup-To: ucla.rumor
Distribution: na
Organization: ESUC: Why Yes, I am a student Leader. HAHAHA


On the way from MANE 254B to the ESUC lounge, I pasted 3 bathrooms.
ALL 3 were blocked off by janitors.  Do you know WHY?

It's because I REALLY HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

It's a conspiracy, I tell you.

-----
telnet lee 119
group control
post
blah blah normal stuff
control: rmgroup ucla.rumor
.
post
blah blah normal stuff
control: newgroup ucla.jim.small.rant.rant.rant
.
quit

ahh, much better
-- 
DoD# 2024   -Aluminum that is . . .    | If it's good enough for airframes,
                                       | it's good enough for my EX-500.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: The Separatists
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 13:50:47 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.040318.14004@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>, aaron@loki (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
}Emasculate


BZZZT! The _idea_ was in the story, but somehow you never managed to
get the _word_ in...


Rest assured I wouldn't have bothered to post a pesky observation like
this unless I had something a tad more interesting to add:

}and swung it down on the stone phallus as hard as he could.  The protrusion,
}worn by years of erosion, snapped off with a loud crack, falling into Araya's
}outstretched hands.  Another loud crack followed a few seconds later, and
}Dillon's back blossomed with blood.  He fell to the ground.


Oscar Wilde is buried in Pere Lachaise, the same Parisian cemetery
where rest the mortal remains of the avidly acid-eating and therefore
obviously worthless individual Jim Morrison...

Oscar's gravestone is ornamented with a Mercurylike figure,
human-sized, evidently flying horizontally, and totally nude. At some
unknown point in the past, vandals broke off its (presumably erect,
given the signs of damage) penis. 

They must have been on drugs.



--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Date: 5 Oct 92 13:56:55 GMT
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Originator: news@nimaster

In article <1992Sep30.155659.5183@walter.cray.com>, jcarroll@ferris (Jeff Carroll) writes:
}

}>}>   ANY fucking around with people's right to vote, no matter how
}>}>   innocent-seeming and playful, is hideous. Don't sell out your values
}>}>   to win the battle but lose the war.


}Please take this to email. There is nothing bizarre or funny about
}either bigotry or more-openminded-than-thou dick size wars.


Oh really? Where were you, Mr. Summertime Patriot, when it was the
Republicans whose right to vote was being joked about?

Most people here seem to think it's funny to joke about impeding
Republicans from exercizing their voting rights, but unfunny to make
the same joke about women/Blacks/gays whoever. That attitude strikes
me as about as "liberal" as K*nt's. To me, it stops being funny when
you joke about taking away people's right to vote, just as people seem
to stop finding Carasso's jokes funny when he makes them at the
expense of certain ethnic groups. 


Welcome to talk.bizarre.politics.

greg
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Help buy me a new car
Date: 5 Oct 92 22:02:11 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:

>[a blithering inane heap of cattle dung]

>>"Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."

>You, sir, are a sandwich that I did not order.

>Kindly remand yourself to the nearest certified volcanic activity site in
>concordance with existing federal regulations pertaining to cave-newt
>disposal.

>I suggest Kilauea.

How does he do it?
This is the best pot-kettle-black newbie catch I've seen recently.
So here's a clue for Clueless Curtis:

Script started on Mon Oct  5 14:56:17 1992
ac13% finger jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu
[oahu.cs.ucla.edu] 
Login name: jperry    			In real life: John Perry
Directory: /u/gs2/jperry            	Shell: /bin/csh
Last login Mon Oct  5 11:57 on ttyr5 from FOURIER.INFERENC
New mail received Mon Oct  5 14:50:53 1992;
  unread since Mon Oct  5 13:50:53 1992
No Plan.
ac13% exit
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script done on Mon Oct  5 14:56:40 1992
From: latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My talent (was: Name cj's opossum)
Date: 28 Sep 92 18:27:06 GMT
Organization: Bradley University

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:
> #  "You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 
> _I_ can.
> It's my only talent.

Oh, really?  I dare you to try to get intimate enough with the guy who 
said taht to get his penis erect...

But, maybe it was just me...:)
--
"Is you in, or is you ain't?"
"You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 

Fuzzies to everybody who wants them...New shipments every Thursday.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Ulterior Motive
Date: 26 Sep 1992 05:29:54 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
>(Idealism.  Making the world a better place, for all of us.)

 zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu -- anagram (@=o)
************************************************
   1.  Columbus stargazed in it.  Cute.
   2.  Columbus instituted a craze, G.!
************************************************


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: Re: discarding a chance at glory
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 21:02:02 GMT

In article <schnitzi.717962031@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>Mark "Offered membership to Golden Key and UPE honor societies[*]"
>Schnitzius
>
>[*] I have really _amazingly_ high SAT scores, too.

Um, who *hasn't* been offered a membership to Golden Key?

BTW, aren't these penis-size wars inherently sexist?
I mean, what do women have to compare?  Hmmm?

	Mark
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Born of the Cuisenaire Rods")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: hair confessions of a married man
Date: 1 Oct 92 13:55:43 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: psg+@pitt.edu's message of 29 Sep 92 14:13:16 GMT

In article <6457@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP> psg+@pitt.edu (Paul S Galvanek) writes:
>   The one thing that keeps me going back to my favorite coiffeur is Heather.
>   Heather is this statuesque blonde with majestic firm breasts that speaks 
>   in magnificant breathy tones.

AND she's a lesbian!
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
Subject: Limits
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 21:54:20 GMT


Well, when the going gets tough, I get posting.
**
A few nights ago, I had a very strange dream. I only remember bits and
pieces, but I know it involved trouble and other things. But the point is
things were so messed up and strange, that I began to ask myself where I was
and what i was doing. Instantly the dream turned on a defensive stance. 

Silly explanations were thrown at me. I had started to question the dream, 
and obviously false answers were coming to me. You know how dreams are. They
screw with your image of the past, causing you to believe things because 
they were known at one time. 

But this situation was so unreal, holes in the excuses were evident. As I
continued to shoot down the dreams feeble attempts, it admitted defeat, and
I was returned to the realm known as awake.

Nothing like this had ever happened to me before.
**
This just strikes me hard. I'm not really sure why, but let me ask you this:

If people could think more quickly, they would be able to see the unreality
of dreams every time. No one would get any sleep.

So if humans evolve any further, either their brain will not become much 
more developed, or we will no longer dream at night.

Am I thinking this through correctly?
--
I like this stuff
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: hint
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 28 Sep 92 15:06:13 CDT



> You also should consider coming up with a good nickname (for O.D.,
> not for you, Curtis). Gee, how 'bout O.D.?

I dunno. I think "onesiphorous dunce" would be a pretty good nickname
for Curtis, actually.