HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ckincy@mcs213h.cs.umr.edu (Charles Kincy)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: OGGLEs Are FUCKING LAME!
Keywords: Jack plays with blocks
Date: 16 Apr 92 20:08:12 GMT
Organization: University of Missouri - R o l l a

In article <w96Hk6#o6@cs.psu.edu> krobinsn@cirith-ungol.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>In article <9204111238.48@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>And you are a misanthrope.
>
>And you sir, are quite misinformed.

>Ken Robinson

Oh, yeah?

Proveitproveitproveit!

I have stolen the spaces in your name and held them for ransom.  If
you want them back, you have to TELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Alternatively, you may submit 400k of OGGLES and/or WHOOSHES.

<mwahhahahahahaha>

C P K
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.politics.homosexuality
Subject: Re: GAY & LESBIAN DISCRIMINATION IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 13:24:26 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <seT8iB5w164w@Bogus.COM> punk@Bogus.COM (Jack C. Royce) writes:
>rhiann@milton.u.washington.edu (Sandra Hereld) writes:
>
>> I am with Tim Pierce however, I think that sex depictions - hetero, queer -
>> are NOT a bad thing.
>
>Not bad.  But keep in mind, if we raise a society that just goes and fucks
>the neighbors, the milk man, and the wierdo down the street, that will
>dramatically increase the spread of aids, and other diseases.

Too late.  This has been going on since the sixties.  That's why syphilis
and herpes are household words these days.

There are strains of syphilis in the US that are almost impossible to cure.

>I suggest that we cure those first, and then worry about how open we are with
>sex.  The entire fate of the human race depends on it.

Pretending that sex doesn't exist will not change the problem.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Subject: Hi idiots
Date: Wed, 08 Apr 1992 06:08:30 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

HA HA HA HA HA!

- Mark
From: twpierce@amherst.edu (Tim Pierce)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: A HOMO SAYS 'FAGS CAN SEXUALLY HARASS ANYONE'
Date: 2 Apr 92 13:50:41 GMT
Article-I.D.: amherst.1992Apr2.095041.1
Organization: Amherst College, Amherst, MA.

In article <1992Mar30.45522.8766.@eos.ncsu.edu>, bpasahi@eos.ncsu.edu (B.P Asahi) writes:

> QAA@psuvm.psu.edu (Tim Bieling) writes:
>>
>>I expect anyone and everyone to keep their hands off me unless
>>I indicate otherwise.  I wouldn't tolerate someone continually
>>groping me when I didn't want it.  I expect straight guys to
>>react similarly - for example, if I express an interest in you,
>>a polite "no thanks" is enough for me.
> 
> Oh I get it, so sexual harassment is OK if a homo is doing the harassing??!

I've been told I'm avoiding the issue in responding to this
(although I'm not convinced that an issue exists in this post) so
here goes: "expressing an interest" is not the same thing as
"sexual harassment."  I think it's been said often enough that
gay people who can't take no for an answer should be punished as
much as straight people with the same problem.

-- 
____ Tim Pierce                / "Simon LeVay says he can't find any lesbian
\  / twpierce@amherst.edu      /  brains ... I've been to that bar."
 \/ (BITnet: TWPIERCE@AMHERST) / -- Max Meredith Vasilatos (max@athena.mit.edu)
From: leif@unixhub.SLAC.Stanford.EDU (Leif Eric Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: test
Date: 7 Apr 92 08:56:07 GMT

This is a test.  Gee you guys, please don't flame me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Leif

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Subject: Re: His friend and nobody else's, Kevin Darcy!
Organization: Who, me???
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 05:02:08 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.204528.10167@crd.ge.com> james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com> writes:
>kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>-> jhenders@jonh.wimsey.bc.ca writes:
>-> >...It's funny how anyone who disagrees 
>-> >with your imagined [sick] understanding of events is branded a liar.
>-> 
>-> No, I only brand LIARS as liars. You made a false statement
>-> about me allegedly "inflicting" [sic] a thread on news.admin
>-> which I in fact never inflicted, and which I conspicuously
>-> tried to redirect to alt.flame.
>
>kevin, john made a statement which he supported with hard
>evidence. 

Hard evidence? "Hard to imagine something more flimsy" is more like it...

>-> Then, you attempted to support that statement by dredging up
>-> an unrelated quote from over 3 months prior to the thread in
>-> question. That not only compounded your lie, but made you a
>-> "backpedaler" as well.
>
>no. it demonstrated that john researched his case and presented
>his evidence. as it happens, his evidence was quite strong. 

So is a skunk's odor, in approximately the same sense. Reread what I 
said, Keegan: THE ARTICLE HE PRODUCED IN "SUPPORT" OF HIS CLAIM *PREDATED*
THE THREAD IN QUESTION BY MORE THAN 3 MONTHS. His "support" has been duly
flushed down the commode at this point.
 
By the way, don't you consider it a "conflict of interests" to be defending
John Boy here? After all, if what I am saying is true (and of course you
know it to be so), then it follows that the blame for the "heinous crime" of 
which he is accusing me in actuality falls on *you*???

I suppose that such a fine, moral, upstanding pillar of the community like 
you wouldn't let a little inconveeeeeenient thing like conflict of interests 
slow down your vendetta, eh?

								- Kevin
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinsn@cirith-ungol.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: OGGLEs Are FUCKING LAME!
Keywords: Jack plays with blocks
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 01:34:21 GMT

In article <9204111238.48@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <svHa-2m6@cs.psu.edu> krobinsn@osgiliath.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>>In article <woDwiB3w164w@Bogus.COM> punk@Bogus.COM (Jack C. Royce) writes:
>>>krobinsn@bree.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>>>
>>>> OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE      
>>>
>>>> K e n   R o b i n s o n         
>>>
>>>You sir, are in dire need of repair.
>>
>>And you sir, are quite misinformed.
>
>And you are a misanthrope.

And you sir, are quite misinformed.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
Xref: sparky alt.flame:6334 alt.politics.homosexuality:1836
From: punk@Bogus.COM (Jack C. Royce)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.politics.homosexuality
Subject: Re: I'm not your man...
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 23:27:07 CDT
Organization: Bogus.COM -- Public Access Network Services

Tim Bieling <QAA@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

> Fine.  So what?  Are you attempting to "make babies" everytime
> you have sex with your wife/girlfriend? (if you have one)  If
> not, your point is moot.
> 
> -Tim

That IS part of the relationship though, actually a big part.   If the homo-
sexual contact were really natural, it would produce offspring.  Sex is after
all the act of reproduction.


===
* punk@Bogus.COM (Jack C. Royce) * via CyberSpace Cafe
My opinions are my own.  They may or may not be shared by the management.
Xref: sparky alt.flame:6866 alt.politics.homosexuality:2186 alt.sex:14615
From: fjvwing@cs.vu.nl (FJ!!)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.sex
Subject: Re: Regrets
Date: 15 Apr 92 11:31:31 GMT

djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM writes:
>Actually, I see it as the rational dislike of anything that is
>quite as disgusting (to me of course) as rectal sex and things
>like that.

There are many gay men that don't do anal at all. I, for instance.
Karnes, there is much more to being gay than anal sex.

There is the friendship, the solidarity, there is the frustration of
not being allowe what you want to be by society, eventhough you are
hurting no one, there is the alienation, there is the criminalization
of an act that knows no victims.

And much more than that. There is also, of course, being a lesbian.

							FJ!!
Xref: sparky alt.sex.motss:701 alt.politics.homosexuality:2339 alt.flame:7074
From: djk@homophobes.CtEdge.COM
Newsgroups: alt.sex.motss,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.flame
Subject: Re: DJK shrieks "fuck me!"
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 92 01:10:54 PDT
Distribution: world
Organization: NMS&Systems Engineering

dauber@sgi.com (Jeff Dauber) writes:

> Because if it were soft, it would be much much shorter....
> 
> 
> 
> (what a set-up!)
> 
> FWA

Actually... It was soft.. I'll email you an ASCII version of it's
other state. :)


-djk

--- Daniel J. Karnes / WA6NDT --------------------------------------
--- NMS&Systems Engineering ----------------------------------------
--- Djk@homophobes.CtEdge.COM / ..CtEdge!homophobes!Djk ------------
-- 'innovative solutions for modern problems' ----------------------
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.ken.oggle.oggle.oggle
From: mneeley@isis.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: K e n bashing (was Re: Kevin's "Business" Practices)
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 18:20:38 GMT

In article <jc8Hzp?q6@cs.psu.edu>, krobinsn@mirkwood.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
> In article <22980@goofy.Apple.COM> lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
> >In article <0u6Hp*&e6@cs.psu.edu>, krobinsn@carn-dum.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J
> >Robinson) writes:
> >>
> >> Can we say MISINFORMED, boys and girls?
> >
> >The evidence would strongly suggest that that's all you _can_ say.
>
> Can we say IDIOT-AT-LARGE, boys and girls?

Uh oh.  K e n is on the loose again.  Yes, K e n, the champion of evolution,
toilets, Strobl, misinformed, Bruce Bufalini, and PSU is still posting like
a mad-man.  Sigh.  One can only hope that after he graduates, his future
employer won't allow him access to the net.  Then again, there are public
access places.  Hmmm.  Wonder if we could get someone to cut off his fingers.
Just a thought.

	Mark

 |||||     |||||     ~~~~~     ~~~~~  "For every worry under the sun
-[]-[]-   -[]-[]-   -{}={}-   -{}-{}-  There is a remedy, or there is none.
|,_^_,|   (,_^_,)   (,_^_,)   (,_^_,)  If there be one, hurry and find it.
 \ ~ /     \ ~ /     \ ~ /     \ ~ /   If there be none, never mind it."
  \_/       \_/       (_)       \_/			-- LeGrand Richards
Xref: sparky alt.flame:6241 talk.politics.misc:16966
From: dfpedro@nv2.uswnvg.com (Donn F. Pedro)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.politics.misc
Subject: Re: Homosexuality in Alabama
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:44:47 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: US West NewVector, Bellevue, WA

In article <X455HB6w164w@Nitro.CtEdge.COM> djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM blathers:
>
><snicker> Hiding behind the piles of bullshit again I see......
>I guess they just hold hands.. 

Hiding behind piles if ignorance again ....

>And share jars of Tucks....

Not to forget mind numbing bigotry.




     Donn Pedro ...................{uunet, sequent, pn400}!uswnvg!dfpedro.
Newsgroups: alt.flame,soc.singles
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Fight NAIL ABUSE!!!!
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 09:03:34 GMT

dfpedro@nv2.uswnvg.com (Donn F. Pedro) writes:

] In article <1992Mar21.040746.16620@visix.com> adam@visix.com writes:
] :
] :In article <1992Mar17.113600.9429@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, alyoung@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (amy young) writes:
] :
] :|> I will add another opinion here... I too am insulted by the term girl.
] :|> What is worse is where the phrase is used "man... and girls..."  Now, 
] :|> do people get this?  I hear many men saying, "I don't understand why
] :|> females get upset with this blah blah blah."  Now how do men think
] :|> they would feel if someone would continually call them boys?  
] :
] :
] :Men hold most of the power in this society, so we don't care what you call us.
] 
] Nail - head - BANG!


Donn,

dahling, most of the time I do not mind your posts,
but this one is just MORALLY OFFENSIVE TO NAILS!

You go getting a blockhead like that banged on a
nail and its flat out Nail_Abuse!!!!!

ciao
drieux



-- 
EOT 
No More Written InPut 
Why are you Looking Here?
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Where Karsten Likes To Do It
From: karsten@nic.gac.edu (Karsten Hendrick)
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:23:45 -0600
Distribution: world

In article <83966@bu.edu>  writes:
 

> >I don't play football, I play rugby
 
> Same butt-patting, different country.

Wrong, no butt-patting in rugby, and there are those of us
in the U.S. who play rugby.

Karsten


Xref: sparky alt.flame:6920 alt.politics.homosexuality:2225 alt.sex:14771
From: 6500cws@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (Christopher Wade Skinner)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.sex
Subject: Re: Regrets
Date: 16 Apr 92 03:26:26 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame

In article <8X30iB2w164w@Nitro.CtEdge.COM> djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM writes:

>robertj@Autodesk.COM (Young Rob Jellyhole) writes:


>"Statement is only .001% of a fact.." -djk

Now I understand.  A Karnes = .001% of a fact.  That explains a
great deal.  Now that Gene has suggested a methodology and
Daniel has given us the scale, who will mesure our fact for us?

>All I said was that many of the manipulation techniques being used
>by gays in their 'liberation' effort are identical to those used
>by the nazis. It is true.

OK, give me some citations.  Go find 'em.  Just try.  I love this
guy.  Hand him rope, he hangs himself.  Autoerotica in action.

>-djk

cws
Xref: sparky alt.flame:6367 alt.politics.homosexuality:1858
From: royander@sal-sun125.usc.edu (Roy Anderson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,rec.music.misc,alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Date: 17 Apr 92 19:48:02 GMT
Reply-To: royander@sal-sun125.usc.edu (Roy Anderson)
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: sal-sun125.usc.edu


In article <1992Apr16.105214.19868@doug.cae.wisc.edu>, saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes:
|> In article <1992Apr16.114815.14202@schaefer.math.wisc.edu> mckinzie@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Mark McKinzie) writes:
|> >royander@sal-sun109.usc.edu (Roy Anderson) writes:
|> >>In article <1992Apr14.153330.438@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
|> >>|> cease@carina.unm.edu (Cecilia De Blasi) writes:
|> >>|> >davros@vesta.unm.edu (DAVROS) writes:
|> >>|> >>jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu (JJ) writes:
|> >>|> >>>klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
|> >>|> >>>>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
|> >>|> >>>>>dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
|> >>|> [MIA]
|> >>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
|> >>|> >>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
|> >>|> >>>>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
|> >>|> >>>>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
|> >>|> >>>>>>>>Elvis can slide.
|> >>|> >>>>>>>Elvis can glide.
|> >>|> >>>>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
|> >>|> >>>>>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
|> >>|> >>>>Elvis liked the old red light district.
|> >>|> >>>Elvis bites his mom and dies.
|> >>|> >>Elvis saw me so I am alive.
|> >>|> >Elvis taught me how to jive.
|> >>|> Elvis bought a can of Spam.
|> >>Elvis said 'Therefore I am!'
|> >Elvis died whilst in the can!
|> Elvis probably was overfed by his nan.
Elvis ate green eggs and ham.
|> -- 
|> 
|> Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu
Xref: sparky alt.flame:7147 alt.politics.homosexuality:2399
From: punk@Bogus.COM (Jack C. Royce)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.politics.homosexuality
Subject: Re: LET'S GET GREEK (was Re: FAG, DYKE, AND QUEER ARE ALL IN MY DICT
Date: 17 Apr 92 06:04:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: Bogus.Rq3cJB2w164w
Organization: Bogus.COM -- Public Access Network Services

rlc1028@zeus.tamu.edu writes:

> 	But I'd still like to find a word for "homo-hating" based soley
> on greek roots.  And scholars out there know what the greek word for
> hate is?
> 
> Bud Cox

Fuck, don't you think we have enough "buzz words"??


===
* punk@Bogus.COM (Jack C. Royce) * via CyberSpace Cafe
My opinions are my own.  They may or may not be shared by the management.
From: dfpedro@nv2.uswnvg.com (Donn F. Pedro)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Fags vs. Bisexuals
Date: 7 Apr 92 19:08:05 GMT
Organization: US West NewVector, Bellevue, WA

In article <D5F2HB1w164w@Nitro.CtEdge.COM> djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM writes:
>As for AIDS? - I do not have the compulsion to stick my dingie into
>ten different people a night and so most likely will not be affected.

Yes, but can you get a tombstone large enough for such an epitaph?

>Nothing like faithful monagamy. :)

For the mentally frail.




     Donn Pedro ...................{uunet, sequent, pn400}!uswnvg!dfpedro.

Xref: sparky alt.flame:6288 alt.politics.homosexuality:1805
From: dauber@sgi.com (Jeff Dauber)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.politics.homosexuality
Subject: Re: I'm not your man...
Date: 7 Apr 92 17:05:28 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.

In article <5H9TiB1w164w@Bogus.COM> punk@Bogus.COM (Jack C. Royce) writes:

>You keep twisting me words around.  What I said, and I will say it again,
>two male lovers cannot procreate and pass on BOTH of their DNA to the child.

This is true.


>Therefore it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to have a natural child.

However, this is not.  Do you define a natural child as a child who has
DNA from both people who are currently raising it?  If so, then your 
definition is correct.  However, adopted children are just as natural
as non-adopted children.  

You have this strange obsession with DNA.  Why is this?


>This is just the facts.   You keep twisting this around.  Stop it.

Your first statement was a fact.  Your second statement was your own bigotted
take on that fact.


Clever...



FWA
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini)
Subject: Re: This newsgroup has gone to hell!
Reply-To: bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini)
Organization: PENN$YLVANIA $TATE UNIVER$ITY
Date: Wed, 08 Apr 92 02:46:54 GMT

In article <22433@goofy.Apple.COM>, lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
|> In article <w3&vHk3kb6@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Steely
|> Dan) writes:
|> > 
|> > Enough said.
|> 
|> You keep saying this, but then you keep on posting.  You'd said _more_ than
|> enough four syllables into your first try...

And you've said _more_ than enough by posting this followup.  Enough said.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: bis@world.std.com (Bis)
Subject: Re: This newsgroup has gone to hell!
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 09:00:36 GMT

In article <1ad87389.ARN187d@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au> munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac writes:
>In article <22603@goofy.Apple.COM>, Lefty writes:
>You're posting several trillion times more than you usually do.
>This is not necessarily a good or bad trait; it is unusual
>though. 

Bullshit.  Posting infrequently was his most redeeming trait.

For a while, not posting at all was yours.  But now you've ruined that.

Xref: sparky alt.sex:14197 alt.flame:6587
From: david@marie.stat.uga.edu (David Gundlach)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Homophopes/Hetrophobes?
Summary: Not everyone
Keywords: homo hetero bi phobe
Date: 12 Apr 92 15:57:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: athena.1992Apr12.155706.20803
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Georgia Statistics Department

And then in <1992Apr11.190500.22971@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, rdavis@lonestar.utsa.edu (Roger P. Davis) said...
% 
%     Would someone tell me -- in 100 words or less -- why homosexuals hate
I wish you lots of luck :-)

% hetrosexuals/hetrosexuals hate homosexuals/everyone sexuals seem to hate
Well, I must take issue with the use of the word 'everyone' in this
sentence, even though it is softened by 'seem'.  Not everyone does;
it's just that those who do make more than enough noise about it.

% everyone else sexuals?  Remember, 100 words or less.  And the question is
% WHY not HOW MUCH.
Because they're stupid, maybe?

% 
% 
% -- 
% | UNIV. OF TEXAS AT SAN ANTONIO  |       rdavis@lonestar.utsa.edu              |
% |Lonestar beer and Texas...      |I wanted CS until they said I had to take    |
% |Where the deer and the antelope |Calculus III so I majored in English and now |
% |play...with registered Democrats|I'm a teacher...well at least I've got a job!|



:-D
--
David Gundlach				david@marie.stat.uga.edu
System Support and Integration		david@rolf.stat.uga.edu
UGA Statistics				david@castor.cs.uga.edu
University of Georgia			david@groucho.dev.uga.edu
404/542-3289 or 404/542-5232		BITNET: statuga@uga

"I think, therefore I am wrong." -- 	me
Xref: sparky alt.flame:6869 alt.politics.homosexuality:2190
From: djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.politics.homosexuality
Subject: Re: GAY & LESBIAN DISCRIMINATION IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Date: 15 Apr 92 03:35:14 GMT
Organization: NMS&Systems Engineering

elf@polari.com writes:

> In article <3TF7iB5w164w@Nitro.CtEdge.COM> djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM writes:
> 
> >elf@polari.com writes:
> >
> >>    Eat _that_ Jack.  Gays make better lovers.
> >> 
> >>             Elf !!!
> >
> >Probably written by a pooter-pumper....  What do you expect? ;)
> 
>    No, written by Virgina Johnson, M.D., Ph.D. and longtime wife (now
> divorcing) of Richard Masters, M.D., Ph.D.
> 
> >-djk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
>       Elf !!!  (It's gotta be penis envy, Danny... only reason you need
>                 more phallic symbols than letters in your signature)


Of course we all know that a college degree makes everything
you say an utterance of hallowed truths......

Twehehehehehehehe.

-djk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--- Daniel J. Karnes / WA6NDT --------------------------------------
--- NMS&Systems Engineering ----------------------------------------
--- Djk@Nitro.CtEdge.COM / ..CtEdge!Nitro!Djk ----------------------
-- 'innovative solutions for modern problems' ----------------------
From: mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: OGGLEs Are FUCKING LAME!
Date: 14 Apr 92 21:55:15 GMT
Organization: University of Northern Indiana


steinar@faust.solan.unit.no (Cindy Kandolf) writes:
>So Ken Robinson writes:
>>Toilets are not used for worshipping. Toilets are used for desposing
>>excrement and other body wastes. It is quite apparent that you are
>>indeed, misinformed.

Dac watches the toilet for entertainment.  He especially likes to
see it flush.  You were misinformed about the spelling of disposing.

>"Worshiping the toilet" (or "worshipping the porcelin god") is slang for
>throwing up due to drinking too much alcohol.  I've heard that at 
>Penn State this is believed to be the natural condition of man, so it's
>small wonder you didn't know it.
>
>I think this counts as eliminating body waste, and thus meets your rigid
>specifications.
>
>-Cindy Kandolf
> cindy@solan.unit.no
> Trondheim, Norway

Hi Cindy, remember me?

Melvin M. Gladstone