From: jmeranda@us.oracle.com ("Jeep")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT:8-25 MondayJeepUpdate
Date: 25 Aug 92 18:11:13 GMT


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Hi yall! Here's what happened on Mondays shoe of WhirlyWorld! Spin that globe!

BrittyKitty tells Scooter ALL ABOUT what she overheard ConRail telling
Smirk at the YachtClub regarding LeeHemmingway. He's bummed.

Joolee tells K-Lip she had no idea that Holdie was missing.  However, 
she doesn't tell K-Lip that Holdie was there after he left Yuckdale.

Honkys bride is escorted down the isle by her brother, LaSnarl.
She has a white bouquet, and I still think she looked really nice. 
Even with the doilie dress.
Sneera gets up and sings a song, "You brought me love", and she did 
a pretty damn good job too. I like her voice better than LilaBirds to 
tell ya the truth.
I don't know about the rest of you, but I really liked the whole ceremony.
For an assh*le (in real life), Honky sure *acts* like a good guy on the show..

K-Lip tells TheSlut that Easy is back in Yuckdale.  He also wonders why
she hasn't kept in touch with the folks there.
She then asks K-Lip why he's really there.

Scooter and ConRail meet for din-din. He's real quiet, and she 
notices this.  Scooter suggests they drink to "honesty". 
Then he asks her if he mentioned LeeHemmingway to her. 
She gets a "oh, no" look on her face and says yes.
He then asks her if she mentioned it to Smirk. She tells him yes, but
she asks for a chance to explain.  
ConRail tells him she knew Walsh couldn't profit from what she had
told Smirk, and thinks he would have found out anyway.  Scooter thinks not. 
"I'm very sorry", ConRail tells him. 
"So am I.  This changes everything", Scooter tells her with a mega-frown.

The pastor asks if there is anyone who objects to their marriage.
"Ya! I do! The guys a jerk!", sez KarenWilliams from the back of the chapel.
NOT REALLY!   Actually, nobody objects.  Then the pastor asks 
if the rest of the congrigation will support them and they all say WE WILL!
Then Honky and Jesster exchange vows, mentioning all the crap they've
had to go through, and their looking forward to getting through more
crap together.
Then they lock lips, and it's official!

Cut to the reception at the YachtClub. GetEven crashes the party.
He approaches Easy, and tells her he has a direct link to CabotMotors, 
and MrCabot told his secretary to take his calls.  Easy likes this.
Honky offers LaSnarl a job in sales at the Arcus. 
Smirk calls Bboob there, and she asks him what is more important. 
His family or his business.  She's pissed.
Margo is informed that the police have perhaps found the van she was 
assaulted in. She says she will I.D. it tomorrow.
H2D and Frantic dance (but only for Honky and Jessters sake says Frantic)
LaSnarl accepts the job offer.
JoelHiggins is really smittoned with FeeFee, Jessters sis.
He asks her to dance, and later insists on seeing her and her 2 boys
back to WaynesWorld where they are staying. The boys approve. 2 snaps up.
Sooz tells Easy she should wear clothes more often, and recalls the 
night she was in a teeny bikini, when she and GetEven cut-out early. 
Court overhears this.:-((
Easy is put-off by what Sooz said and goes looking for a more fun person
to talk to. 
LilaBird sees this and asks Sooz: "She didn't like your motherly advice??"
"She lapped it up", SarcasticSoozSez.
Chilly decides to go ahead and make GetEven an offer.  Easy tells them
Evan has the inside line to Cabot Motors, and thinks if M&A gets the account, 
Evan can handle it, and she would like BBoob to handle the Meredian
account.  Bboob is pleasantly surprised.
McDLT asks Frantic to dance, and Sooz observes this. She looks not happy.
Eventually, things start dying down there, and Honky and Jesster
get ready to leave, but not before Jesster throws the bouquet.
All the single ladies line up, and Court'me catches it. 
Anus gives her the high sign.  He caught the grooms garder.

K-Lip and TheSlut accomplish very little.  He decides it's time to go,
and he asks her for a hug goodbye.  They're hugging away, and who should 
show up??  Yep.  RazorBrainGilette. He's pissed.

Cut to Juicys house.  It's late now, and Juicy wonders what he is 
doing there at that hour. Scooter hands her his resignation letter.

Back at the Club, Sleeza mentions to H2D that Frantic got a call 
from CabinCruiser, but refused to talk to him.  H2D tells her he is sure
Cabin wanted to tell her the truth about JennyDarryl.
H2D then makes a bee-line over to where Frantic is, and asks her to 
come back home with him.

Cut to the honeymoon suite.  Honky and Jesster are on the terrace. 
He sweeps her off her feet (picks her up), and throws her off the terrace.
NOT REALLY!!  Actually he takes her over to the bed and plops her down.
Then they go for the mega-lip-lock.  
ETHYL! Get the hose!!

Cut! print!!

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