From: jfh@netcom.com (Jack Hamilton)
Subject: Re: New DPN
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 04:45:22 GMT

In article <smith_bob_e-151292134004@loc100-mtalk3.atalk.tandem.com> 
smith_bob_e@tandem.com (Mod Bob) writes:
>
>Well, all of Biffy Mae's recipes do come under the heading of "Get Fat,
>Don't Die"--and I can attest that Biffy Mae doesn't know ANYTHING about
>cooking with yogurt or canola oil: it's Cholesterol City every time she
>hits the kitchen.  The Pecan Pie is frightening.  Incredibly delicious, 
>but frightening.

The ingredients are 3 eggs, 1 cup sugar, 1 cup corn syrup, 1 teaspoon
vanilla, 1/3 cup butter, 1/3 cup chocolate chips (optional) and 2 cups
pecans.  Doesn't sound so bad to me.

My favorite pie in that line is Sweet Potato Bourbon Pecan.  I suppose the
sweet potatoes do push it vaguely towards being healthy, but I always eat
two slices to make up for it.  Unfortunately, not many places serve it.
Perhaps Biffie Mae could publish the recipe in the next issue. 

It's especially good with coffee with cream, by the way, if your arteries
haven't already hardened so much that you can't get the cup to your mouth.
>>I'm seronegative and don't get all the jokes in
>> DPN, so I'd like to see GAWK.
>
>Hmm...maybe there's an opportunity for a special seronegative translation 
>edition of DPN...nah, just buy it for your HIV+ friends and go through it
>with them.  I recommend doing this at bedtime,

Not the right time.  It might keep you from "sleeping". 

>right after you've tucked each other in.

Interesting mental image there.  Sounds a little bit like Escher, or maybe
Twister.  How could you tuck each other in?  You don't know, but you'd like
to try?

I haven't noticed that people I know need a translation (San Francisco really 
is a special place), but perhaps there are a few things that might need to be 
explained, or maybe demonstrated.  For example, just what is that boy in
the blurry picture at the bottom of page 2 doing?

>By the way, the silent auction flyer that Jack Hamilton mentioned only went
>out to subscribers, though if you're interested, I'm sure a call to the
>Condom Resource Center in Oakland would get you a copy (they're in the 
>book, but it's much more fun to ask for the number from Directory 
>Assistance).  

I don't know...  we all know what kind of man works for the phone company -- 
maybe you could get a date that way, but whatever you ask for, they've heard 
of it already.

Speaking of condoms, I tried one of those "pleasure tip" condoms the other
day (at home alone, sigh).  It didn't fit quite the way I thought it was
going to, and I wouldn't judge it a success.  And the adhesive was too sticky
(ouch!). 

>If you're into gorgeous, muscled, Blond Bubble Butt Surf Boys 
>(John, Kyle, Beau, Brian, Tim and the rest), I can _heartily_ recommend 
>the Boogie Boarding Lesson.  *sigh*  ;-)

How about some gorgeous, muscled, Brunette Bubble Butt Surf Boys?  Some of
us have darker tastes. 

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"God is HIV+"

     -back cover of DPN #7

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