From: sergei@upenn5.hep.upenn.edu (Sergei Borodin)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: Mr Fedyunkin's interview - cont. 1 & 2
Date: 31 Aug 92 23:43:46 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania


In article 9742 of soc.culture.soviet
lebedev@sovok.cntc.dubna.su (E.Lebedev) writes:

>           S O V O K   I N T E R N A T I O N A L
>           I n f o r m a t i o n   A g e n c y
>                 editor-in-chief E.Lebedev
>-----------------------------------------------------------
>    Mr. E.D.Fedyunkin's interview (continuation 1):

>        E.L.: Sorry.  Let us continue.  Please,  comment on mr.
>Borodin metaphysical  discovery:  <<DEPbMO is the definition
>of that kind of "poetry" - synonym in other words>>. 
>     E.F.: May be it's true.  I entrust to Mutlu-Borodin.  I
>suppose he is specialist in DEPbMO.
 
  I can't say for Mr. Mutlu, but I guess, he will find an
  appropriate quotation. As for me, I can honestly say
  that I'm a specialist in  fine jewelry and, being one,
  I can distinguish between a jewel and a shit (for sure).
  From the other point of view, if we consider my "discovery"
  as a fact, the true specialist in DEPbMO would be the author
  of that unforgetable poem (no personal offence has been ment).
 
  [ the rest of the wonderful interview deleted ]

>16 aug 92 --------------------------------- to be continued
                                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>                                lebedev@sovok.cntc.dubna.su

  In such a case just one suggestion to the honorable editor:
  Hire a Russian-English translator/interpreter then. 
  I, for one, am having troubles in comprehending your
  English (however, I'm not certain your Russian is better).
  Question: did you take a language test? You should have done 
  that before naming yourself "editor-in-chief".

>    Mr. E.D.Fedyunkin's interview (continuation 2):
    
>   They can't combine words! Fool unability. 
  
  Can you, "in-chief"? Well, you have shown us that you can.
  But those are only combinations of words, I can hardly call 
  them sentences, though. At least they are tough to 
  understand.

>I begin understand that I'm genius!  Let them  be  green
>with envy!..  Oh!  They uses my name,  but remarks that "all
>personages are completely  fictious".

  I wonder when you, dear editor, will begin to understand
 that you are a genius too?
 By the way, if they use (not "they uses" and "remarks") 
 somebodie's name without a permission, does it give you the
 same right?

>     E.F.: I  think  every  of  these  two  leds is networks
>character, letter in other words.

  I'm completely confused. Would you write that in Russian,
  please? I'm eager to understand you.

>     E.L.: May you compare two poems?
       
       You mean: "Can you ...?". If you would have asked the 
  net you'd use:"May he compare...".
  
  I bet the answer would be :"NO".

>     E.F.: La nuit tout les chats sont gris! (Untranslatable
>russian swearing. - E.L.)

  Yahh, you're much better in Russian. Much better.

>     E.F.: Yes. I jast returned from a month in Paris.

   "jast" from a month? Ohh, I know, "month" in Russian means
   "mesjats" - and besides the meaning of "1/12th of a year"
   it also means "moon" (not full, though). I didn't know
   that it's in Paris now. Does it look the same?
   Did French buy it? I guess no. Lunu spizdili, suki!!
   
   You see, I know Russian and that's why I was able to 
   understand you. But what about people who don't know?


>16 aug 92 --------------------------------------------------
>                               lebedev@sovok.cntc.dubna.su
   
   Well, dear editor, I can understand why you don't like me
  (who cares,though?) and some other people who didn't admire
  the certain kind of poetry, but do you think that the whole 
  network is guilty and must spend time solving your language
  puzzles. Besides, your "Information Agency" compromises not
  only Mr. Fedunkin but Dubna City Council as well (but might
  be that's what you want).
  

  Without a respect 
  S.B.
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