HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: No longer about Lionel Richie
Date: 7 Apr 92 14:25:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr7092539
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: davidv@yang.earlham.edu's message of 6 Apr 92 17:40:08 GMT

...[We spoke] no longer about Lionel Richie; what more was there to
say?  We wandered the streets aimlessly, as did almost everyone in
America, waiting for the end.  Our best efforts had come to nothing;
the human race was doomed; and all because some mediocre pop singer
keeled over at an inopportune time.  At first it wouldn't be so
bad--more mediocre pop singers would die, then DJs and rabid groupies.
But then casual fans would start to feel the effects, as would their
spouses and relatives.  After America, continental Europe would be
affected next; it would take only a little longer to spread to Africa
and the CIS, as even there the seeds of infection had been spread long
ago.  Ironically, the only cure for the disease was to listen to
Muzak at high volumes--a drastic step no one was willing to take.  So
they simply waited...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.org.mensa
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: do sat/gre scores correspond to iq?
Followup-To: missed.test
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 04:10:58 GMT

hegenber@ganzer.ecs.umass.edu () writes:

>I noticed that the sat/gre scores listed
>in the mensa application materials were
>about ten times the iq scores. Is this
>a coincidence, or is my sat/gre score
>actually ten times my "iq", for what
>it's worth?

Why yes, yes it is.

RICHH
--chucked the big huh
--feel it's for the best
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dno
Summary: Re: DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dno
Keywords: Re: DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dno
Date: 9 Apr 92 17:00:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom._#sj1lk.carasso
Distribution: na
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES Re: DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu' NOELLE: " I *LOVE* TUNAMELTS!!!" DAVE 'dnoelle@cs.ucsd.ed

I *ULTIMATE* ARGUMENT TO END *ALL* ARGUMENTS:

"THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS
ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION
VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN
EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC
CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS
AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION
OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR
TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE
IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE
HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS
ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION
VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN
EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC
CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS
AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION
OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR
TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE
IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE
HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS
ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION
VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN
EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC
CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION OF HANDS ACROSS
AMERICA" "THE HARMONIC CONVERGENCE IS AN EDITED FOR TELEVISION VERSION
OF HANDS ACROSS AMERICA"


CARASSO "MASTER LOGICIAN"

-- 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10332 misc.forsale.computers:16858 misc.forsale:13352
From: oistony@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Anthony M. Petro, Office of Information Systems)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.forsale.computers,misc.forsale
Subject: Re: GREAT COMPUTER SALE!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEAP!!!!
Keywords: GREAT SALE!!!
Date: 7 Apr 92 05:38:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Apr7.031046.14724@acsu.buffalo.edu>, kalisiak@acsu.buffalo.edu (Christophe M. Kalisiak) writes...
>In article <3_pjzwl.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>>I was late in getting this, but last week this was advertised in
>>PC/Computing Magazine.
>>
>>
>>FOR AN INCREDIBLE DEAL:   1-800-949-7280
>>
>>486-33 Compaq Deskpro/M
>>
>[description deleted]
>>
>>ALL total market price (suggested)  $19,832
>>
>>Sale price (special offfer from PC/Computing Mag):  $1,278.43
>>
>>Call B&R Computers at 1-800-949-7280
>>
> 
>Don't you know you are not supposed to post commercial 'for sale' 
>messages on the net?
> 
> 
>Chris Kalisiak
>kalisiak@acsu.buffalo.edu
> 
more to the point, the ad's a hoax.  see comp.sys.ibm.pc.hardware.

in short, it's an april fool's joke that penn jillette put at the 
bottom of his column in pc computing.  or so i've heard.

the original poster probably knows this, judging from the original 
article xrefs of talk.bizarre and alt.stupidity.


anthony m. petro   "beethoven"    i can say what i want; i'm just an undergrad
oistony@UBVMSD.BITNET             "frame by frame,
oistony@mednet.bitnet              death by drowning,
petro@sun.acsu.buffalo.edu         in your own
                                   in your own...
                                   analysis..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton)
Subject: Re: Cult of the Dead Cow #100
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,hershey.hiway
Summary: pond scum
Keywords: cow, dead, bambam, ratte, elite
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, Univ. of Texas at Arlington
Distribution:  na
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 19:28:29 GMT

In article <1992Apr11.151400.18718@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> owsl_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (--<<[...]>>--) writes:
[]
:!sh
% cp /etc/termcap $HOME/etc/termcap
% punish owls_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu &      
% exit
bILL
quick and painful
From: JR6BPOLW@MIAMIU.BITNET (That one girl)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A brief and disgusted observation
Keywords: Seeing-eye macaque
Date: 6 Apr 92 12:49:37 GMT
Organization: Her Majesty's Secret Service--00Saltgirl

People think it's pretty damned funny to dress up chimps.
 
I don't.
 
 
 
 
Julie
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   "I shall be breakfasted before you are afield.  In short, I shall
    astonish you all."   --Thomas Hardy, _Far From the Madding Crowd_
JR6BPOLW@MIAMIU~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Subject: cascade
Keywords: cascade
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 19:38:38 GMT



























































Article: 96407 of talk.bizarre
Xref: murdoch alt.stupidity:4902 alt.slack:5654 alt.flame:47144 talk.bizarre:96407
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.flame,alt.whine,talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: alt.cascade anyone? (was Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee...)
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:29:21 GMT
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923

holmesda@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (ASTAROTH) writes:
>tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (Your ads here) writes:
>>rich@dick.dhu.edu (dickhead) writes:
>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams) writes:
>>>>}feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>}>kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>>>>}>}Please do your part to conserve valuable bandwidth.  Don't cascade this.
>>>>}>Please eat your lard to preserve terrible Norse myths.  Don't parade, miss.
>>>>}Please play your card and serve great fish dishes.  Don't get laid, miss.
>>>>Please may your heart reserve to be delicious.  Don't use Raid, sis.
>>>Please play the tart, conserve and be fictitious. Don't touch gay piss!
>>>Please say your part, observe and be meretricious.  Don't be remiss!
>>Prease chew the font, dick-nerve, and omnibus.  Ya see this?
>Sleaze knew the runt, hick curve, who took the bus.  Whine and hiss!!
Sneeze goo you cunt, conserve and cook your pus. Cant miss.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11427 misc.test:5500 alt.test:5560 rec.food.veg:4408
From: bd@fluent.fluent.UUCP (Brice Dowaliby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.test,rec.food.veg
Subject: Re: CARASSO: VEGETARIAN FOOD
Date: 17 Apr 92 13:48:40 GMT
Organization: creare.x Inc., Hanover NH

sentient life in michigan?  sounds vaguely oxymoronic...
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Embodiment of Cheese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:59:36 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


I was in the Other Universe a couple of days ago, watching TV.

    I was watching their version of _The Six Million Dollar Man_.  It's
not science fiction there.

    Oh, sorry.  That was ambiguous.  I don't mean to say that they have
all kinds of super duper prosthetic hardware in the Other Universe.  No.
In the Other Universe version of _The Six Million Dollar Man_, Steve
Austin has a glass eye, a hook, and is in a wheelchair.

--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: Brennan.J.Murphy.53@nd.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Please, play with me.  Please.
Date: 10 Apr 92 23:32:40 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Notre Dame

It was tuesday and ken was at the door again.  Then he knocked.  He wanted 
my r marx cd's again.  "No, No no"  The door snipped off his arm.  Scared, I
let the door open.  Unscared, I picked up the arm and started beating him 
with it.  "Get out before I make you clean up this mess!"  (Incidently, I do
like Richard Marx)  He tried to cope then his mom found out and now he cant 
go to college anymore.  "Die Ken, Die."  

i love ken but he hangs out with tubas.  These are too loud.  When I get
a ...gotta go.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10996 alt.religion.kibology:1611
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:47:22 GMT
From: axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: flame: CAPITOL LETTERS
Reply-To: axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au
Organization: University of Technology, Sydney

whoami@hostname (Ann Landers) writes:
 >"LETTER X! LETTER X! YIPEEEE!!!! And the settlers of alt.games.sf2
 > lived happily ever after, because they weren't very smart."

I think whoami@hostname isn't very good at SF2.  GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T
COMPARE TO MY POWERS.  

PS. Friday is M.Bison's birthday.


Brought to you by the letter "Wu".      --+--
                                        --+--
                                        _/ \_|



--
Iain Sinclair   axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au                             ne cede.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11374 soc.women:9076
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.women
Subject: Re: FECES OF DOOFE
Keywords: pudding, fed, boy
Date: 16 Apr 92 21:28:41 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.kb1jp#p.carasso
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

)Death Himself
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Through many painful times in my life I have come to the profound
conclusion that death is female.

carasso "...and leaves panthose in the shower"

-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Organization: Space Systems/Loral
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 03:55:44 GMT

In article <NL2ViB7w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
|> TOYOTA.

Points for not being all that dumb. Points for being marginally original.
Few people actually go by the nickname `TOYOTA.' Points for being easy to
pronounce when screaming. Actually has a certain flair when screamed.

It is, however, still dumber than the one I have now. It's even dumber
than yours, and mine's better than yours, but only by a bit.

Two lashes with a wet noodle from Sister Sarah for you, Mr. Wise Guy. I
need a *real* nickname. One I can be proud to be called by. I do *not*
need a nickname drawn from the name of a dynasty of cryptofascist robber
barons from the land of the rising sun.

So, as promised, you are hereby directed to position your lower lip over
your nose, and to proceed to suck your own head flat. Approach your task
with the determination of a samurai in his last battle.

-- 
James Woodyatt  Space Systems/Loral   Palo Alto, CA   bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com

``And when he dreamed his ears drooled thirty weight engine oil
He took personality tests and stapled them to his lower lip''
				    --Stan Ridgway,
				      `Jack Talked (Like A Man On Fire)'
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Time After Time  (Was:  "It was ELVIS!!! (WAS: Time)")
Keywords: blue suede shoes
Date: 10 Apr 92 19:28:15 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Apr7.182443.5031@nic.unh.edu> mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker
to Robots) writes:
>In article <1992Apr6.165805.5712@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
>>>>> Elvis is dead.
>>>>Pelvis wrist head.
>>> Elvish knish-head.
>>Melvins Fist bled
>Kelvin's fish fed.
Lavoris dread.

				--Blair
				  "And the Spiders from Chrysler."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: My Primo Story
Originator: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 13:03:00 GMT


When I was a student in high school, I worked as a computer operator for a
small bank on King street, called Manoa Finance.  Now, I should
point out the general timeframe of this story by saying that Manoa Finance
was running an IBM 360 machine, mostly running the IBM 1130 emulation
package.  They were considering upgrading to one of the new 370 machines, but
were having cash flow difficulties.  They later went bankrupt, in fact, which
was a bad thing considering that they carried no FDIC insurance.  
Anyway, the lead operator during the first shift was some big blalah whose
name I don't even remember.  Serious beer drinker.  Well, one morning we
get real bored (you gotta remember this one batch machine, everything get
done on big card decks and you can start one job and go home for a while
before it finish).  Anyway, we figure that we go House of Hong for lunch.
Now, House of Hong is in Waikiki, which is one weird place.  They go
surround it with one kind moat, called the Ala Wai, to keep all the
stupid tourists there from leaking out and making the rest of the Islands
look like the kind of mess Waikiki is.  Regular busses don't go Waikiki,
which I think is another kind of thing to keep the tourists all in one place.
So we get on the 52 Bus, and we go down Ala Moana, where we had to transfer
to the bus that go Waikiki.  I think a 6 Bus.  Anyhows, while we there just
sitting, he go buy one sickpack of Primo.  Actually, I mean sixpack, but
you see what I mean later.

Anyways, we get on the Bus, and sit down in the handicap seats behind the
driver.  He open up one out of the sixpack, and the driver go say
that he can no drink beer on the bus.  So he go open one nother beer and he
give it to the driver.  And they sit there, drink beer.  I no got one beer,
which is probably good thing since I can't stand primo.  Anyway, we only
got about ten minutes from Ala Moana to the stop near House of Hong.  
Waikiki not one big place, it just seem that way on account of all the
families all wearing the same loud shirts and carrying lots of cameras which
they use to take pictures of each other in front of the same places.  So he
only got about five minutes to drink down all five beers, which is no much
time.  He go pretty fast too, and he get them finish with plenty of time.

After this, though, he not feel so good.  He go say that he think he going
to puke, so I open up the window for him.  This whole family from someplace
on the mainland, all wearing the same loud shirt, they all sitting outside
trying figure out what going on around him.  Bus go by, and he unload all
over top of their heads.  They don't know what happening, they look up in
the sky like its some new kind of rain falling on them.  And we just catch
one little glimpse of them staring each other as the Bus rounded the corner.
--scott
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not James E. Pommersheim in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Confession
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:26:56 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    The way I archive talk.bizarre articles is this: I have a program
which calls up the NNTP server over the network and fetches new articles
in batches of 20.  It copies each batch into an archive file and mails
the archive file to me.  It's essentially a very specialized newsreader
program.  It's been running for nearly a year and a half.

    For nearly a year and a half, I've been tempted to add
talk-bizarre@berkeley.edu to the list of addresses to which the archive
files should be mailed.
--

           Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,stupid
From: thc@cs.brown.edu (Thomas Colthurst)
Subject: A Study in Inversion
Keywords: ROT13 THIS!
Organization: Brown Mathematics Dept.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 03:32:49 GMT

Tang Gnat or vi iv?

She be a gnat.  One ant, irk envy.  Try (ah try) bin crag.  Or balk?
Erg ...  Be a gent, gnat, nag ant!



Gnat Tang be iv vi?

Fur or n tang.  Bar nag, vex rail.  Gel (nu gel) ova pent.  Be onyx?
Ret .... Or n trag, tang, ant nag!


-Thomas C
"-Gubznf P"
From: c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: 14 Apr 92 07:42:14 GMT
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada

moore7004@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:

>I simply cannot stand this newsgroup.  

So, grab a chair like the rest of us.

--
Gerald
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: HOW TO MEET HOT WET HIGH SCHOOL BABES
Date: 8 Apr 92 02:45:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.xmqjpxa.carasso
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

this is my kill file for k12.chat.senior.  it kills all articles
written by guys, and leaves only the ones written by dairy plump
edible wet high school babes, such as Kimberly:

	)Mark,
	)      Hey! what's up? nothing much here.Except I just broke up with 
	)my boyfriend.We went out for 2 months 2 weeks and 3 days and NO I 
	)don't know how many hours.I figured it out, my new philosophy on 
	)guys ,GO FOR PERSONALITY!!!!!!!!!!!that's what I did with my last 
	)boyfriend but i just kept getting hurt!!!!!!!3 girls asked him to 
	)prom and he's only a freshman and their juniors!!!!!!One girl told 
	)him that she knew he had a beautiful girlfriend but she just wanted 
	)to go as friends,but you know what can happen on prom night!!!!!!!!
	)And from what I heard about this girl IT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!I TOLD HIM 
	)HE COULD GO AND WE GOT IN A BIG FIGHT !!!!!OH WELL LIFE GOES ON!!!!!
	) 
	)HAPPY BELATED B-DAY!!!!!!!!!HOW'S YOUR HIP? YOU SOUND REALLY,REALLY 
	)EXTRA FINE IN YOUR LETTER.DO ME A FAVOR AND SEND ME A PICTURE. 
	)
	)HERE'S MY ADDRESS: KIM TERRAL
	)      	           P.O. BOX 2382
	)              	   HAMMOND,LA
	)                  70404
 


/steve/h:j
/mac/h:j
/allen/h:j
/joel/h:j
/brian/h:j
/bryn/h:j
/eric/h:j
/ryan/h:j
/alexander/h:j
/thorsten/h:j
/dave/h:j
/bill/h:j
/mark/h:j
/frank/h:j
/david/h:j
/greg/h:j
/roger/h:j
/jeff/h:j
/rick/h:j
/pete/h:j
/john/h:j
/allan/h:j
/alan/h:j
/jason/h:j
/bobby/h:j
/shannon/h:j
/patrick/h:j
/kev/h:j
/kevin/h:j
/cortney/h:j
/matthew/h:j
/brandan/h:j
/jim/h:j
/fernando/h:j
/don /h:j
/dan/h:j



-- 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10730 alt.tasteless:4521
From: s884764@otto.bf.rmit.oz.au (Grant Waldram [Atom Smash])
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: An idea whose time has come
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:18:48 GMT
Followup-To: alt.tasteless
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

In article <1992Apr7.225712.10142@luga.latrobe.edu.au>, 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:
> [girls-smells stuff]
> Well it doesn't do anything for me, but the girlfriend for some
> unfathomable reason seems to love sniffing MY armpits, especially if
> they're in "mature" mode.  She finds them quite arousing.

One word.. "Pheromones <spel?>" Maybe you should flash you hairies at more
women ;)

> Mitch.

Grant
From: dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: fun fact
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:09:26 GMT
Organization: the act or process of organizing or of being organized


Testosterone has a melting point of 150 degrees Celsius.
From: davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Live from the Twilight Zone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Trouble on the horizon, Cap'n
Date: 7 Apr 92 07:53:16 GMT
Organization: ECMLVDC


	In light of recent events in our happy home o' talk dot bizarre, I 
thought the following might be of interest:

   From rec.arts.movies:
>The credits for "Slacker" (the debut film by Richard Linklater [I think
>that's how you spell it]) had the disclaimer at the end, "Any similarities
>to fictional characters is purely coincidental".

	Okay, pretty standard fare, especially for rec.arts.movies, 
although demonstrating somewhat better taste than usual

	So, what is the big deal?  Look at the .sig:
 ________________________________________________________________________
|   John      jfw@neuro.duke.edu          Duke University Medical Center |
| Whitehead   jfw@well.sf.ca.us           Department of Neurobiology     |
|________________________________________ Durham, North Carolina ________|

	Yes, boyars and grills...

	ANOTHER JFW!!!  
	Don't invite him over here!!  He might actually show up, if he likes 
"Slacker"!!  And the last thing we need is _three_ people fighting over 
the initials "jfw".
	It Would Not Be A Good Idea.

---
David "Hee-mo" Vacca, Rebel without a life, or he would have better things 
to do at 2:55 am.
From: ecr2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Corp. Reed)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: You know you're in deep when...
Date: 5 Apr 92 20:55:42 GMT
Reply-To: ecr2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: not with that duck, you don\'t

In article <V2h+Dl=@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
[spare cascade deleted]
>
>(Waehrend der Mahagonny-Wimpel an einem langen Angelstock hochgeht)
>
>                BEGBICK, FATTY, MOSES:
                 LIZARD,  ROSES, DRIVEL:
>Aber dieses ganze Mahagonny
excepi et regni demens in parte locavi.
>ist nur, weil alles so schlecht ist,
Amissam classem, socios a morte reduxi
>weil keine Ruhe herrscht,
(heu furiis incensa furor): nunc augur Apollo
>und keine Eintracht,
nunc Lyciae sortes, nunc Jove missus ab ipso
>und weil es nichts gibt,
interpres divum fert horrida jussa per auras.
>woran man sich halten kann.
Scillicet is superis labor est, ea cura quietos
>
>(First act, _Der Aufsteig und Fall der Stadt Mahagonny_,
> Bertholt Brecht and Kurt Weill)
(Aeneid,bk. 4, Vergil)
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>Cascade *this*, you bastards.
>
>ljd
ornate gasket not included.

Corp Reed
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