HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: grohol@novavax.UUCP (John Grohol)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: A&E Re-runs
Date: 23 Sep 92 11:25:06 GMT
Organization: Nova University, Fort Lauderdale, FL

MBS110@psuvm.psu.edu (Norman St. John Polevaulter) writes:

>So, like, have they stopped? It would be a shame indeed -- I just found
>out that old Lettermans were being re-run, and I'll (metaphorically) kick
>myself if I find out I missed 'em all...

Yes, due to Letterman making a stink about it since he apparently
was not consulted before NBC signed off to A&E to allow the reruns,
A&E was forced to cancel them. 

Not all of them were worth watching, especially those done in
"fast-forward," in order to add an extra few minutes at the end.
Although an interesting idea, this stunk in practice.

-John


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From: v133kdq8@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (DR. JAZZ)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Monday's 9/28 show
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:31:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Good day good people!

In article <v-+pzyh.lllowen@netcom.com>, lllowen@netcom.com (lllowen) writes...
>Was it NBC 'home office' or just my local affiliate station that dropped
>about 10 minutes of Letterman tonight.  If it was nationally, kinda' funny
>timing considering that just as it went out he was talking about NBC and
>sister-stations.  Oh well, it was a repeat.

We got it here too, but this is Buffalo so it may be the same affiliate as
Rochester.  Hmmm...
Later!
Amy
                              "Guess what folks, that's the news and
                               I am outta here!" 
                                        -Dennis Miller
                              "They have pre-wrapped sausages, but
                               they don't have pre-wrapped bacon!"
                                        -Barenaked Ladies
From: jb91+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jason John Brown)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Hey, What's UP?!?
Date: 5 Oct 92 04:39:51 GMT
	<1992Oct4.162129.9013@julian.uwo.ca>
Organization: Senior, Civil Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

This is fucking stupid.  This newsboard is netnews.alt.fan.letterman not
netnews.alt.flame.Clark. I don't want to have to shift through all this
nonsense.  Settle it between yourselves, not on the bboard. 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: bryanh@dseg.ti.com (Bryan Hazel)
Subject: Re: Elle/Arsenio vs Claudia/Letterman
Reply-To: bryanh@dseg.ti.com
Organization: Just Me
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 00:27:55 GMT

In article 1apsi9INNpd0@fido.asd.sgi.com, autry@sgi.com (Larry Autry) writes:
>In article <1992Oct3.110150.21845@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
>dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams) writes:
>>
>>NO, Dave sometimes forgoes a "real" (dull) interview in favor of being
>>DAMN funny!   That is what makes his show better than EVERYONE elses.
>>
>Since when is being obnoxious funny?  The only thing "funny" or unique
>about his show is the presently popular trend to be "outrageous".  
>Sort of like body noise and bodily function humor on HBO, et al.
>Sure he's popular, but only to people who like his type of humor.  Many
>guests come on his show and are literally blindsided by him.  The only 
>reason I ever watch him is to see Teri Garr.  They somehow seem to have a
>good interaction.
>
>>
>>If they do [tell him off], then it's just that much funnier.  Cher or 
>>that nut Shirley M.
>>calling him an "asshole" is always sure fire "classic" material...
>>
>>-{ DA }-
>
>Sure it's classic.  It's also the truth.  I miss him every chance I get.
>Shirley Maclaine IS sort of a nut, but she's got a good sense of humor
>about her well known belief in past lives.  You can see evidence of this in
>"Defending Your Life".
>--
>Larry Autry
>Silicon Graphics, St. Louis
>autry@sgi.com 

I think he just feels under pressure to be funny ALL the time.  I'm sure it's a much tougher
job than he makes it appear (re:Arsenio). As regards his guests - those that can laugh at
themselves survive, those that can't don't.  Also, is it just me? Watch Bugs Bunny then
immediately watch a recorded Letterman (or vice versa). Do you see similarities in the
style of humor? Now, go ahead pick on me and pick on a cartoon!
From: mike@leah.prc.utexas.edu (Michael Kline)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Chris Elliot
Date: 5 Oct 92 16:45:14 GMT
Organization: Population Research Center, UT-Austin

In article <2aRM03PY975500@amdahl.uts.amdahl.com> ansell@uts.amdahl.com (Steven Ansell) writes:
>bdsm@poincare.WPI.EDU (Billy Don McConnell) writes:
>
>
>>No, I think it was  "The Guy Under The Seats"...
>
>Of course.  Chris Eliot was definitely more of a "Guy" than a "Man"!  
>Anybody know what he's doing now?  Hanging out with his dad (the one
>on "Get a Life" was his real dad)?  His dad was one of the funniest
>parts of the show!  We better stop this now or we may need a group
>called alt.fan.chris.eliot or alt.fan.chris.eliots.dad or ... never
>mind.
>-- 

alt.fan.chris.eliots.dad ?

It would more likely be alt.fan.bob.eliot.  Bob Eliot is a lot more famous
than Chris is.  He and Ray Goulding had a fantastic comedy act (Bob and Ray).
They also had a TV show which used to air on the Comedy Channel.  If you
are interested, you can pick up paperbacks of old Bob and Ray routines
at your local bookstore.  They're a riot!

Mike
----
Going to see LNWDL on Friday, Oct 16!
From: crittend@cs.unc.edu (bac)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Paul Shaefer
Date: 6 Oct 92 16:25:03 GMT
Reply-To: crittend@cs.unc.edu
Organization: Worldwide Pants Incorporated

In article <1992Oct6.045043.29397@leland.Stanford.EDU>, gsroka@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gregory Sroka) writes:
|> wft@soda.berkeley.edu (William F. Tell) writes:
|> >By the way, his name is spelled Paul Shaffer.
|> Uh, no, it's most definitely Paul Shavers.
|> (Shaffer, my butt!)

according to the Delbert McClinton liner notes, it's S-H-A-F-F-E-R.
and, i think we all agree, delbert would know.

so, shaffer your butt, indeed.

and, my friend dave from berkeley, says you're and incredible idiot.
so there.
-- 

_________brad crittenden_________________________crittend@cs.unc.edu_________

"Status quo" is Latin for the mess we're in.
	-- West Texas farmer
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: dougn@convex.com (Douglas Nieb)
Subject: Re: I'm upset 
Organization: CONVEX Computer Corporation, Richardson, Tx., USA
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 21:31:35 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

>ranting and raving deleted

I think that the Drama Department at Carnegie Mellon can be
proud to have such an articulate spokesman for their program.

I look forward to seeing you receive your Oscar.

;^)

Doug
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: MIXTERHP@APPSTATE.EDU (H. Perry Mixter)
Subject: The Show that TANKED
Organization: Appalachian State University
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 21:25:26 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

Anyone happen to catch the show with Tim Allen last week?  Talk about two guys
not connecting!  Even though Dave admitted that the show "blows", I thought it
was a classic Letterman performance trying to make the best out of a bad
situation.  

Any comments?

Perry Mixter 
Internet Address: MIXTERHP@CONRAD.APPSTATE.EDU
Bitnet Address:   MIXTERHP@APPSTATE.BITNET
Appalachian State U., Director, Cultural Affairs
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: veatch@cs.toronto.edu (Top Ten)
Subject: Top Ten 10-05-92 (rerun)
Reply-To: veatch@cs.toronto.edu
Organization: Top Ten Incorported
Distribution: na
Date: 7 Oct 92 00:52:14 GMT

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Top Ten Slogans for GE coffee makers:

   10. We cut out the safety testing and pass the savings on to you.
    9. Makes enough to serve 12 firemen.
    8. Billy Joel didn't start the fire - we did.
    7. Finally an affordable suicide machine.
    6. Gee, your burning hair smells terrific!
    5. It's like Joe Diamagio smoking in bed.
    4. As seen in the move `Backdraft'
    3. We make nuclear reactors.
    2. Fire, folks and fun.

... and the number one Slogan for GE coffee makers is ...

    1. Coffee so good it'll burn your house down.
From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Monday's 9/28 show
Date: 30 Sep 1992 03:17:44 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu

The entire uninterrupted show was shown on the west coast, or at least
in the Bay Area.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol)
Subject: Re: I'm upset 
Organization: The Tiny Software Co., via APK Public Access Unix, Cleveland
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 00:35:01 GMT

sybesma@quip.eecs.umich.edu (Eric Sybesma) writes:

>>					Eat me,
>>					      Travis
>
>Nice guy...I wonder if I should floss more.  :-)

Naaahhh.. maybe if you breath on him, he'll go away. Go eat some garlic.  :o)

(keeps away the vampires ya know...) :o) :o)

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From: fleck@acsu.buffalo.edu (richard j fleck)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Ross's Charts and Graphs
Date: 7 Oct 92 00:43:56 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: State University of New York at Buffalo/Comp Sci

Ross has taken a page from Dave in using Charts and Graphs.
Maybe Dave can key off of Ross in making up new charts.

Rich Fleck
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: pateros@marcus.its.rpi.edu (Chuck Pateros)
Subject: 10/1/92, Maria Shriver
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 14:48:26 GMT

Last night I watched Dave for the first
time in a long time, hoping to see some
reaction to Perot rejoining the presidential
race.  Of course, the top ten list was
The Top Ten Signs That Ross Perot is Going
to Drop Out Again.  Not too bad ...

What I thought was genuinely funny was at
the end of Maria Shriver's segment (Dave
incessantly hounding her about political
discussions with Arnold) when Dave was
looking for Maria's 'card' containg
information on whatever it was she was
hyping on the show.  He picked up a 
card and declared that Maria should 
come back in six months for a cleaning.
While the audience was laughing, Maria
asked whether Dave was a dentist or a
gynecologist.  Neither Dave or the audience
picked up on this, but I was rolling on
the floor.  Did anyone else hear this, or
did I just imagine it?

Chuck
pateros@ecse.rpi.edu

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: isupstud@bnr.ca (Wayne Hutton)
Subject: Late night hats
Reply-To: isupstud@bnr.ca (Wayne Hutton)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 15:18:22 GMT


Dear Letterman fans:

	I was wondering if anyone out there knows how I can get a Late night hat.  My sister wanted me to pick one up for her when I was in New York, but by the time I got to the NBC store it was 9:00pm and the store was closed.  I would really appreciate the info if anyone has it.  Thank you.

Signed: a late night viewer.

-todd.

ps- I am originally from British Columbia, but I am currently working in Ottawa, Ontario.  This may limit or help my chances of getting a hat (as I am closer to New York).
From: amck@mcc.com (Alan McKendree)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Monday's 9/28 show
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:08:53 GMT
Organization: MCC, Austin, TX

In article <v-+pzyh.lllowen@netcom.com> lllowen@netcom.com (lllowen) writes:
>Was it NBC 'home office' or just my local affiliate station that dropped
>about 10 minutes of Letterman tonight.  If it was nationally, kinda' funny
>timing considering that just as it went out he was talking about NBC and
>sister-stations.  Oh well, it was a repeat.
>-- 
>
>Lon Lowen Jr.                                lllowen@netcom.com
>Netcom On-Line Communications             


We lost it here in Austin, TX, too, so I guess it was national.  We
got about 1 second of the opening sequence, followed by about 4
commercials in a row, coming back to Dave in the monologue.  Then just
after he got the Nacogdoches (TX) affiliate's secretary, Barbara, on
the line, it fritzed again, and our local affiliate showed _the same
commercials_ again until the signal returned.  We amused ourselves by
trying to imagine the fires in the affiliate's engine room.  And I
guess those advertisers got their money's worth...

Alan
From: v133kdq8@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (DR. JAZZ)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Favorite Van Pattens/Body Parts
Date: 30 Sep 92 16:31:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Good day good people! 

In article <1992Sep29.141155.7849@ac.dal.ca>, aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) writes...
>In article <kauffman.18.717714980@slab.unt.edu>, kauffman@slab.unt.edu (DON KAUFFMAN) writes:
>> 
>> 	Definitely my favorite top ten list.
>> 	Anybody remember what was on it?
> 
>Obviously, the joke is "Dick", but I believe it was purposely 
>left off. (The list, not the body!)
>Others of course were Jimmy, Vince, but I dont recall any 
>particular body parts.

"Dick" wasn't left off, it was #1.  I have the book somewhere, but I'm sure
someone will post it (how 'bout it, eh?).
Later!
Amy
                                   "Guess what folks, that's the news and
                                    I am outta here!"
                                             -Dennis Miller
                                   "They have pre-wrapped sausages, but
                                    they don't have pre-wrapped bacon!"
                                             -Barenaked Ladies
From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Favorite Van Pattens/Body Parts
Date: 29 Sep 92 14:11:55 -0300
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <kauffman.18.717714980@slab.unt.edu>, kauffman@slab.unt.edu (DON KAUFFMAN) writes:
> 
> 	Definitely my favorite top ten list.
> 	Anybody remember what was on it?

Obviously, the joke is "Dick", but I believe it was purposely 
left off. (The list, not the body!)
Others of course were Jimmy, Vince, but I dont recall any 
particular body parts.
-- 
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From: drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Favorite Van Pattens/Body Parts
Date: 30 Sep 92 17:45:04 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of North Texas

In <1992Sep29.221352.2170@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu> swede@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu writes:

>From the first Book of Top Ten lists:

>Top Ten Body Parts or Van Pattens

[list deleted]

Please do not post any Top 10 lists to the newsgroup.  Please refer
to the following excerpt from the FAQ for an explanation:

>Q.	Can I post Top Ten lists to the newsgroup?
>A.	There isn't a definite answer for this question.  The subject
>	has been brought up in the past and although we don't know if
>	it can be done legally, the general consensus is "no."  This
>	is because LNWDL is a copyrighted program and also because
>	collections of Top Ten lists have been published in book form.
>	Therefore, posting of Top Ten lists are strongly discouraged.


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From: unknown@ucscb.ucsc.edu (Matt Ackeret)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Dave on Regis and Kathi Lee
Date: 6 Oct 92 23:44:22 GMT
Organization: apple
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1



In article <1992Oct6.020047.7616@vela.acs.oakland.edu> Jeff Baron,
jjbaron@vela.acs.oakland.edu writes:
>Actually, I thought he called Kathi Lee's son "Dopey", which would be

I missed Letterman on the show, but this morning they were commenting on
it..
(I listen to the show when I'm getting dressed, not brushing my teeth..
heh)

Regis thought he said "Dopey" too, but Kathie defended Dave and said he
said
Dobie.
unknown@apple.com
unknown@ucscb.ucsc.edu				Apple II Forever!
From: seanmei@ocf.berkeley.edu (Sean Mei)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: hCatch-phrases
Date: 27 Sep 1992 20:03:34 GMT
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: headcrash.berkeley.edu


My favorite catch-phrase is:

I'm a cute little cup-cake .....BAKED BY THE DEVIL!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: rpb@noaacrd.colorado.edu (Robert Baptist)
Subject: What happened?
Organization: NOAA Climate Research Division
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 03:48:24 GMT


   Can anyone tell me what happened on Friday night's show with the betting
on horses?  I saw it go back up to $1,000, but then had to go...

  Thanks--

  - Robert


P.S.   -- The idea was hilarious!
From: jes2x@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (John Sommerville)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Top Ten Rejected Schwarzenegger lines: HELP
Date: 27 Sep 92 18:21:20 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Virginia

I saved this t10 the last time somebody posted it, but I mistakenly erased
it.  Could somebody send me a copy?  Thanks.

--
John Sommerville (jes2x@Virginia.Edu)     "I'll see you in the trees..."
From: wft@soda.berkeley.edu (William F. Tell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Paul Shaefer
Date: 4 Oct 92 21:30:49 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu

By the way, his name is spelled Paul Shaffer.

And yes, he did play with the Blues Brothers but he didn't appear
on screen in the movie.  He might have been involved in the soundtrack
however and he did play on their other albums I think.

Paul Shaffer also does a great impersonation of Cher singing "O Holy Night"
every Christmastime on Late Night.
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Paul Shaefer
Date: 26 Sep 92 21:59:55 GMT
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Originator: jecoleb@c00508-119rd.eos.ncsu.edu


hch@astro.ocis.temple.edu (Howard Helbein)
>Hey, I just found out that Paul Shaefer was in the Blues Brothers' Band
>(as in the movie).  What a carear?

Yup, the original Blues Brothers band was:

John Belushi aka Joliet Jake Blues : vocals, backflips
Dan Ackroyd aka Elwood Blues : vocals, harmonica, briefcase
Steve "The Colonel" Cropper : guitar
Donald "Duck" Dunn : bass guitar
Matt "Guitar" Murphy : guitar
-> Paul "The Shiv" Shaffer : keyboards
Alan "Mr. Fabulous" Rubin : horns
Tom "Triple Scale" Scott : saxophone
Lou "Blue Lou" Marini : horns
Steve "Getdwa" Jordan : drums

(note: if any of these names are wrong, sue me, they're off the top
of my head)

A large percentage of these (including Paul) were plucked from the 
Saturday Night Live house band, where the Blues Brothers sketch began.

Note:  Paul did not appear in the movie physically, the keyboard player
having been portrayed by actor Murphy Dunne.  There's a hilarious 
picture of him on the back of the "Briefcase Full Of Blues" album,
though, proving that he didn't even have hair back in the 70's.

Dunno about the "NEW Blues Brothers Band" that Ackroyd threw together
recently, but I'm almost positive that Paul didn't have an active role.


-- 
----------jeff the wonder llama, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu

------"I am a penis. Worship me."--lead singer of rock band Bicycle Face,
     vainly attempting to gain attention of the crowd at the Cat's Cradle 
     in Chapel Hill, while opening for Mojo Nixon & The Toad Liquors
From: trudel@athos.rutgers.edu (Jonathan)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: That "Satan" guy
Date: 5 Oct 92 15:35:13 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


> There are so
>many "bad-asses" at Carnegie. They all probably know you too. I admited
>to the fact that I "over reacted". So I was wrong. Now you come in with
>"icepicks" and all that. 

So, how many weeks has it been since you started posting?  Not too
many, it would appear.

>Don't ever insult me or my family again. It's not nice. 

Oh wait a minute, strike that....how many *days* have you been posting???
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Thursday, 1 Oct 1992 01:02:44 MST
From: <AUEND@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject:    Top 10 Lists Wanted

I'm looking for top 10 lists to put in a desk duty log book where I work.  Any
good ones anyone might have will be greatly appreciated.  Some I'm looking for
in particular are:
    Top 10 Classes Taken at UNLV
    Top 10 Reasons Why Iraq Invaded Kuwait

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: sybesma@quip.eecs.umich.edu (Eric Sybesma)
Subject: Re: I'm upset 
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 21:13:52 GMT

In article <cen9Ta200VBAQDbFkX@andrew.cmu.edu> Christopher Travis Clark <cc78+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>Eat my f*cking sh*t. It was a joke you f*cking idiots. My dad is a
>comedian, and f*ck you and your lame Bboard. You want me to get a life?
>I'm not the one who sits on his f*cking fat ass, and watches so much
>late night tv that I can write about it on a computer. Go die. I'm
>better than you will ever be. F*ckin' Late Night Fan Club Bboard
>Bastards. Quick question, have any of you guys ever seen the sun? I
>thought not. I can't belive you people. Computer Dorks. 
>
>
>					Eat me,
>
>					      Travis

Nice guy...I wonder if I should floss more.  :-)

-- 
Eric Sybesma
University of Michigan
sybesma@quip.eecs.umich.edu
sybesma@maize.engin.umich.edu
From: jlwoodal@garcia.warfield.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Dave loves Elle
Date: 4 Oct 92 09:26:01 GMT
Reply-To: jlwoodal@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: Solar Federation
Originator: jlwoodal@c00082-100lez.eos.ncsu.edu


Dave... IN LOVE???

If Dave is on love with ANYONE its Teri Garr!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman