HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (posting for morrisas)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
Subject: My Lunch Hour
Date: 15 Dec 92 15:36:52
Organization: /home/auspex/h/bair/nj/.organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: birch.cs.berkeley.edu


The day was sunny and cool, so I joined it.  I walked down the 
bikepath that wanders out of Sausalito, and as it was low tide, I
took a sharp right turn off the pavement and into the fenny 
estuary-water bird preserve. 

There were no insects to bother me with their annoying, little, 
whining voices and their crafty nips, for it was too cold for them.
All off hibernating somewhere, I suspect, or maybe just hanging
out as eggs, waiting to gestate, but the place was alive with
activity anyway, and singing.  

The practical young chap who practices his trumpet out 
there because he has no other place to play was around, out 
of sight, working away at some new blues thang I hadn't heard 
him play before.  The crickets backed him, all screeping and
preeping patiently and regularly as tiny chitinous metronomes.
They sounded better here than they do in my house, where they
pulse loudly in too cramped a space, singing out their prison term,
waiting to be thrown to the lizards.

The reeds were positively chipper, photosynthesizing most
enthusiastically now that we've had a wee bit of rain in our
drought ridden lives, and they threw up their green, uliginous 
arms in perky hosannas to the benificent weather, singing about
their cell respiration and about the joy of water and the musky, 
rotting, fertile, nourishing soil beneath them.  The sowbugs
ambled among each other at the base of the reeds, whispering
antestrophe to the weeds about contented, moist security or the
occasional panicky little riff as one or another closed around it's 
underside like a tiny armadillo if the shadows around it changed.

And the best songs of all were the birds' songs, all gossipy and
peevish, snapping at one another over fishy bits or the affections
of a particularly attractive female. When I began to throw
them bits of bread, they sang excited, competitive calls, 
admonishing me not to miss anyone. But the egret didn't bother.
He sauntered up lazily when he saw all the commotion, graceful
on his impossibly stilty legs, and just waited at me, casually
looping his neck over backwards to check his wing feathers, and
then staring at me again.  I held out a large chunk of bread
at him, and he snaked out his neck and took it from my hand,
nodded me a curt acknowledgement, such as one would give a servant
that ought to know its place, tipped back his head, and jerked
down the bread.  He came for more a couple of times, and I 
complied, just thrilled to watch this breathtaking creature
doing anything, even something so simple as eating. 

I had to wash my shoes off before I came back into the Library.

The songs in here are about electricity and math and the whispers
of turning pages, but it was good to get out and hear some 
wilder tunes for a change.     

MorrisaS@autodesk.com
	And for even wilder tunes, remain vigilant for any
	Crash Worship performances in your neighborhood. Trust me.

--
nj, posting for MorrisaS@Autodesk.COM.
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Goodbye
Date: 18 Dec 1992 18:58:35 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: sal-sun199.usc.edu
Summary: be back jan 9


Bye.

5150
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A rude awakening
Date: 17 Dec 92 20:48:09 GMT
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


   I never realized just how much time I waste reading t.b until I
   started getting kicked off every hour,
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Goon Show
Date: 19 Dec 1992 20:07:10 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <661@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca> dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus) writes:
>
>I suppose I will be splugged on a gillikin spike for
>posting this.  I shiver with anticipation.

Um.  Up.  Yer in.  No toe sucking; no, absolutely no, gillikins
on the premises; nor eels; and not to piss in the hatstand
during asparagus season - bathroom down the hall & to your left.

Mingle - don't mind the nettles.  Imposing but aliphatic.

Bear in mind, though, that the only reason you are here is so I
can have a clause in my killfile that says "m: dnwangus."

c
From: english@alicudi.usc.edu (Joe English)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Seeking Scorched Earth Party campaign headquarters
Date: 11 Dec 1992 11:38:31 -0800
Organization: Nerds of Action
Distribution: world
Reply-To: joe@trystero.art.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: alicudi.usc.edu



[ Posted for a friend.  -JE ]


Greetings.

I am looking for the mailing address of the Scorched Earth
Party's headquarters.  I wish to make a contribution to
the party and volunteer some time, if possible.

It's too late for '92, but it isn't too early to start campaigning
for '96!  I admire Mr. Vogel's tough stance on crime, and
I'm especially excited about his foreign policy.  What I admire most
is his sound economic policies.  The only way to get this
country back on its feet is to help out small businessmen
like myself (I own a plumbing supply company).

If someone could send me the address, I would be very
greatful.  Thank you for your time,

    Sincerely,

    Led Piper
c/o Led's Plumbing Suplies
    1270 - 48th Ave.
    San Francisco CA 94122



[ end forwarded message ]
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Hugh Neek)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: long distance confession
Date: 13 Dec 92 17:22:38 GMT
Organization: The Really Deep Thoughts and Profound Ponderings Corporation
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

(                               --Blair
 )                                "But isn't Connie Chung just ravishing
(                                  for a woman of her age?"

I acquired a profound interest in the politics of the Central African Republic
when Elizabeth Blunt was West African correspondent for the BBC.  Somehow the
politics have become less compelling since she left.  And I live in fear of  /
seeing her picture and discovering that she looks less attractive than she  /
sounded on the short wave in the early hours of the morning.               / g
___
Islamabad and Kabul seem to be where it is at these days.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Tanka
Date: 18 Dec 1992 03:51:56 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu



Cantankerous one!
Erysipelas for all!
Flabbergast me not!
Rodomontade 'n' bluster!
Luftwaffe, Voroshilov!!

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: Re: A Christmas Song / SATAN
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 01:40:29 GMT

covingc@ee.tamu.edu (Mouse) writes:
>
>Ever notice that if you swap the letters in SANTA around a bit, you get SATAN?
>    

prediction:

in less than three years,
robert anton wilson will
write something about this
anagram, and we will 
NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT
EVER AGAIN.


M.
catchphrase deleted
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: wheee, I'm flying
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:42:11 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <gerald.724760656@manning> gerald@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>Today's on-flight moovie is Sister Act "star"ring WHOOPIE GOLDBERG. Have
>you all heard David Letterman pronounce "Wooster Street" as "wu-HOO-ster
>street"? Well, that's how I pronounce Wa-hoop-ie Goldberg, to myself
>anyway.

I have no joke here, I just hate saying "Oska-Hooboyney"
to myself.

				--Blair
				  "Redrum, redrum, redrum..."
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Clarence O'Day-by-day")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Holy Guacamole I'm Engaged
Date: 17 Dec 92 19:06:38 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: annie@canetoad.UUCP's message of 17 Dec 92 02:19:16 GMT


Why?
--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Prague Building & Loan
Date: 13 Dec 1992 22:03:56 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


Last night, during a discussion of "It's a Wonderful Life," I accidently
referred to Frank Capra as Franz Kafka.

I immediatly launched into a James Stewart imitation, shouting "Merry
Christmas Penal Colony!  Merry Christmas Hunger Artist!  Merry Christmas
you giant beetle, you!"


Mark "Merry Christmas two bouncing balls" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Predictions for '93
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 11 Dec 92 20:18:05 CST


In article <1992Dec11.053948.244@scott.skidmore.edu>, ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
> 
> 
> 
> sioux's response to "predictions for '93"
> 
> 
> 		:)
> 
> 				have a wonderful day:)
> 
> 						sioux

And I thought Finerty was bad.

Unless this woman is as utterly and totally clueless as she appears to be,
she has to be the most diabolically malicious person to surface in t.b
since the venerable Patricia O Tuama got a life.

I now yield the floor to Monsieur Carasso.

jkc (NI! NI!)
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: there is nothing at all in all of the world
Date: 15 Dec 1992 01:29:39 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

shaped quite like

a persimmon seed.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: Re: Electricity I
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 20:11:24 GMT

In article <1gl7d0INNn72@rave.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
> In article <1992Dec15.171148.6400@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) reveals the secrets of electric outlets:
> 
> Eh!  Stop that!  Are you union?  You know that the Brotherhood don't take
> kindly to this kind of thing.  This is a union shop, sister, and we aim
> to keep it that way.

Yeah, I know.  That's why automobile and motorcycle engines are getting
more and more complicated -- too many people with the temerity to change
their own oil, or gap their own plugs, instead of being good little
boys and girls and taking it to The Shop where they could pay someone
$40 an hour to do something quite ordinary.  No, thank you!  I don't
need a high priest to intercede for me;  let me commune with the God
of Electricity, sparks flying from my fingertips, and I will be content!

-- 
/\    "I'm only a human girl person.  I ain't always perfect."--Rambling Rose
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre rules
Date: 14 Dec 92 17:23:04 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <Bz0zvI.100@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis) writes:
> In <Bz0tA5.JIy@phage.cshl.org> pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo) writes:
> 
>>2. are there private showers?
> 
> Sort of... you only have to share with one other person.  BTW, that bar of Dial
> that I just dropped has a SHINY NEW QUARTER embedded in it.
> 

... and don't forget your NAIR conditioner.

Jason
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 14 Dec 92 21:56:25 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


i dress to the left.

-jane

-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's flames
Organization: t.b
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 19:55:43 GMT

hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu (that Joachim thing) writes:
> I wonder if Mark ever stops to read his own posts.  Look it over, everyone. 
> Does this not look like the writing of a provoked, annoyed, angered person?

     You fucking idiot.  OF COURSE he's provoked,
annoyed, and angered.  Anyone in this newsgroup
who's worth a tinker's damn in hell is provoked,
annoyed, and angered.  When we're not dulling
the pain with sex, drugs, and rock and roll, that
is.

     Beethoven was provoked, annoyed, and angered.
Van Gogh was provoked, annoyed, and angered.  And
WE'RE provoked, annoyed, and angered.

     Especially when our favorite newsgroup 
suddenly becomes overrun with the very chuckleheads
we're trying to escape from by reading it in the
first place.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:41731 alt.religion.kibology:5360
From: maupb@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J L Saunders)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: BayWatch Thread - Sing Along with Father Xvob
Date: 15 Dec 1992 07:31:33 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.csv.warwick.ac.uk
Summary: This is bollox, please ignore

In article <1992Dec08.050040.13697@edsi.plexus.COM> trimper@edsi.plexus.COM (Greg Trimper) writes:
%miy@cs.man.ac.uk (Martin York (JRG PhD)) writes:
%
%>>"Babe Watch"
%>"Beaver Patrol"
%Crotch Wash
[and others, repeatedly on "Tit Watch", "Boob Watch", "Melon Watch"]

I've heard it called "Flap watch", "Flap wash", "Shit flaps", "Cock watch",
"Flap heads" and "Knob Flaps".

However, my personal favourite is "A load of shite"

Jason
-- 
    "Merry Xvob!"      Jason L Saunders [ RouE ]       "Merry Xvob!"
                     email: maupb@csv.warwick.ac.uk
snail: Warwick Business School, University of Warwick, Coventry CV4 7AL, UK

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@storm.ofps.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: short shameful pointer
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 19:36:03 GMT

My mouse pointer can take 6 different forms on my screen:

 1.white,ugly Windows arrow when on the XVision title bar
 2.black,normal arrow when on the twm title bars and icons
 3.insert-text-cursor-thing inside an xterm
 4.double vertical arrow on the xterm scrollbars
 5.pointing hand on the twm iconify box
 6.black X on the twm root window

There is one small vertical strip on my screen where I can
watch all five changes occur in quick succession. This has
become my new preferred method of driving myself into a
catatonic state.
-- 
, jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: March of the Newbies
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: New World Euphoria
Date: 16 Dec 92 01:42:56 CST


In article <1gm2noINNl2l@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu>, ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
> >			is a horse considered livestock?
> 
> until it is dead, whereupon it is deadstock.
> when rigor mortis sets in, it is woodstock.
> the juice pressed from it is stockade.

And the fellow who sells it, of course, is the Stockman.

As Mr. Oskoboiny would say, "Hee."

jkc (none of us really understand these numbers anyway)
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Food, glorious food
Date: 13 Dec 1992 23:57:30 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1ggc9mINN8uo@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation) writes:
>In the paper today, I read yet another criticism about MREs (Meals Ready to
>Eat, for the acronymally impairred).
>
>Now, I've had a few of those (I won't say where I got them from, just in
>case the Secret Service is still lurking)

Military surplus store?

AjD
Harry's A/N has them
here in ann arbor.
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: T.B Boxed Edition
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 00:45:32 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

: The "Zone".  I like it. 

I like the way Jagger dictions it on, you know.....
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: ARABS AND KURDS
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 20:44:13 GMT



FOUND IN A TIME MAGAZINE FROM '63:

An Arab proverb says, "There are three plagues in the world: the rat,
the locust and the Kurd."  The Kurds reply, "A camel is not an animal,
and an Arab is not a human being."



:)
From: graeme@fulcrum.co.uk (Graeme Hodgson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
Summary: Who are these people?
Date: 14 Dec 92 15:37:41 GMT
Organization: Fulcrum Communications

In article <1992Dec9.200005.9918@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>susan samarasinghe (ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu) wrote:
>:   you no-life virgin computer jockeys have not seen the last of me...i
>: will not be gone so easily. i think this newsgroup could use a woman's
>: touch. so could all of your pathetic cocks.

Anytime...

> [Pile of steaming crap deleted.]

>  Now, in the interests of gender neutrality, what say someone does for
>"Cosmik Debris" next, before proceeding to the other newbie women?  

Yeah, and why not.  Then when you've got rid of anybody who threatens
your precious little club who think the whole f**king net (and t.b in
particular) belongs to them and is provided for their exclusive
entertainment and convenience maybe you will, at last, be truly happy.

Yes, I'm new.  Yes, I find t.b amusing.  Yes, occasionally I post
something which maybe you don't find funny.  Then killfile me please
because the last thing I'd ever want to do is cause you the mental
distress of having to read something by somebody who hasn't been
posting here for at least twelve millenia.

Graeme "craving the acceptance of the t.b elders" Hodgson

>  -- Clifton  (still trying to give up flaming for non-Christian Lent 
>               or at least for some bounded piecewise-continuous time 
>               interval containing the present and some points future.)
>--
>cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
>Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
>"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR



--
Hodj
Email to graeme@fulcrum.co.uk     |        <witty quote pending>
 - whenever the mood takes you.   |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 15 Dec 92 00:26:47 CST


In article <1992Dec15.032032.7678@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> I have absolutely no empathy with anyone at all.

Maybe we should start a support group or something.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's dildo
X-Xxdate: Tue, 15 Dec 92 18: 22:48 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:16:52 GMT

In article <MJD.92Dec15120341@saul.cis.upenn.edu> [*] Angel of Wax,
mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu writes:
>Ho ho!  Yes, the only Hassid in the world with a penis ring.

Properly trimmed, I trust?


.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                       ...or like that Hershey's Kisses commercial?
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's flames
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 21:45:36 GMT

In <MJD.92Dec15111840@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax") writes:
>In article <BzA8Ks.Doq@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>>   That's assuming that mjd and the chainsaw don't find him first.
>    As yet, I do not own a sledgehammer, but it seems to me that using a
                            [chainsaw?]
>motorized tool is unmanly---you ought to put some muscle in sweat into
>your work, dammit---not to mention less horrific.

Ah, but rending someone into bloody shreds with a chainsaw is not *work* --
it is *art*.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: what I want
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 05:57:54 GMT

My turn.

I want to write for the Weekly World News, as aforesaid.
I want to try out new psychedelics for a living.
I want to live in co-housing, surrounded by my best and strangest friends.
I want to persuade my daughter and wife to smash the TV.
I want to eat large chunks of hashish from time to time.
I want to write software which allows the user to reconfigure their own mind.
I want to have the persistence to finish the one act play I've been writing.
I want to be able to write just _one_ goddamn poem that reads like Yeats.
I want to be able to write more poetry that I can believe in.
I want to be able to wake up and decide whether I feel like working today.

Next?
  -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: postulate
Keywords: think
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 17:45:43 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.163253.11413@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>	if you will...
>	if 	MEAT  ==  MURDER
>       then	DOWN  ==  HARASSMENT

To say nothing of milk.

-T

"Well with udders like that she was askin' for it, shoulda stayed
in the barn."

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Needed: Tacky X-mas gift ideas for my Boss
Date: 15 Dec 1992 07:03:09 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <677@blue.cis.pitt.edu> cap@mb5000.anes.upmc.edu (chris pilewski) writes:
>
>I have already thought of "X Set to Music."

yes; an amazing piece.  it will work wonders on your boss.

be sure to order early; you have to measure his resonant
frequency and all, and i've heard x.i. is experiencing severe
backlogs this holiday season.

c