HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: morris@mksol.dseg.ti.com (jerry a morris)
Subject: Re: Camp Granada
Organization: Texas Instruments
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 18:04:02 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.170716.29850@novell.com>, jeberger@novell.com (John Berger) writes:
|> In article <4492@rosie.NeXT.COM> bavenell@next.com (Bette Avenell) writes:
|> >Does anyone remember all the words to Camp Granada?  In part:
|> >
|> >Hello Mudda, hello Fadda
|> >Here I am at Camp Granada
|> >Camp is very entertaining,
|> >And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
|> >
|> >Chorus:
|> >
|> >Take me home, oh Mudda Fadda 
|> >Take me home I hate Granada
|> >Don't leave me, out in the forest where
|> >I might get eaten by a bear
|> >
|> >Take me home
|> >I promise I will not make noise
|> >Or wreck the house with other boys
|> >Oh please don't make me stay
|> >I've been here one whole day!
|> >
|> >I thing there are 3 or 4 verses.
|> >
|> >Thanks for your help.
|> >
|> >Bette Avenell
|> >bavenell@next.com
|> 
|> All the counselors hate the waiters
|> and the lake has alligators.
|> And the head coach wants no sissies,
|> so he reads to us from something called 'Ulysses'.
|> 
|> [bridge -- "Take me home..."]
|> 
|> [last verse]
|> Wait a minute, it stopped hailing.
|> Guys are swimming, guys are sailing.
|> Playing baseball, gee that's better.
|> Mudda, fadda, kindly disregard this letter!
|> 
|> ------------
|> Do I remember it?  It was the first album that I ever bought! (explains a lot!)
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> John Berger  =8^)	internet:jberger@novell.com
|> 2180 Fortune Dr.	MHS: jberger@novell
|> Mail Stop F2-51		voice: (408) 473-8332
|> San Jose, CA 		fax:  (408) 954-9748
|> 
|> The opinions expressed are my own, and do not necessarily express those
|> of Novell. 

There was a verse about 

Dont'n let this scare ya
but my bunk mate has malaria
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From: maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach)
Subject: FuNNy Names/ Phone book listing
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 16:55:47 GMT

Re: FuNNy Names
3 guys in Cleveland listed their phone under the name Kate Forni.
From: gjs@aber.ac.uk (Gary John Salter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 30 Jul 92 14:30:56 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

I know of an electronics company in the south of England named after its
founder and owner Wayne Kerr. Unfortanate when you ring them and ask if 
that is Wayne Kerr.

Gaz
From: dmcpheet@ems.cdc.com (Dennis McPheeters)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 24 Jul 92 15:09:30 GMT
Reply-To: dmcpheet@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In the list of made up names, add:

      Hugh G. Rexion

In the list of real names, I went to school in Canada with a German exchange
student named Horst Schidt.

--
 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>            <<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 Dennis R. McPheeters                            dmcpheet@ems.cdc.com
 Empros Systems International     __o                  (612) 553-4768
 2300 Berkshire Lane North       -\<,            fax:  (612) 553-4018
 Plymouth, MN 55441-3694         O/ O                  Software Tools
 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>            <<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
From: mparsons@fleming.iaims.bcm.tmc.edu (Mark Parsons)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 29 Jul 1992 19:23:12 GMT
Reply-To: mparsons@fleming.iaims.bcm.tmc.edu (Mark Parsons)
Originator: mparsons@fleming.iaims.bcm.tmc.edu


And did you all know that Bob Hope's real name is:

	Lesley Hope

(Not sure about spelling on first name).  Evidently 'Bob' did not
like it when the first grade teacher called out the names in
Last, First order? Hmmmmm, wonder why? ;-)

Mark
-- 
Mark A. Parsons
mparsons@bcm.tmc.edu
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From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Organization: gte
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 23:49:47 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.010556.874@crc.ricoh.com>, chilton@crc.ricoh.com (Jeff Chilton) writes:
> 
>    Since you mentiond Cox.
>    I (really) knew a guy name Randy Cox (think Brit).
>    His father's name was Richard.
> 
> 
>    An old neighbor of mine was (really) named Jack Dick.  In some areas
>    this expression is used instead of Jack-Shit.  I had a hard time not
>    laughing when I first met him and he said "HI. I'm Jack Dick".

There is an Annie Fanny working here.




-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
From: stern6@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Stern)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Quote request
Date: 25 Jul 92 03:47:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: husc10.stern6.712036026

Couls people please send me files of funny quotes - real ones, by real
people. I'm building a database of such things. If their is interest,
I will make my compiliation generally available.

Thanks so much,
Stern

******************************************************************************
         Michael Stern        *  "I love children, especially when they cry,
                              *   for then someone takes them away."  
   stern6@husc.harvard.edu    *                         -Nancy Mitford
******************************************************************************
From: abreu@dcs.qmw.ac.uk (Abreu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TOXIC CUSTARD WORKSHOP FILES #106
Date: 30 Jul 92 00:50:00 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Dept, QMW, University of London

In <1992Jul27.072922.2487@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> daniel@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au 
(Daniel Bowen) writes:

 [...rubbish deleted...]
 > Daniel Bowen, Monash University,---/ PS. Apologies if you're Greek, Spanish,
 > Melbourne, Australia--------------/ French, Australian, Lebanese, Columbian,
 > daniel@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au-----/ Saudi, Gary Larson... It was all in the
 > TCWF stuff: tcwf@gnu.ai.mit.edu-/ spirit of Olympic co-operation.

LOOK! I'm sorry I have to break the news to you but nobody else will do it. 
I'll go easy on you though....

  YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! THAT'S NOT HUMOUR ANYWHERE, EXCEPT IN YOUR NECK OF THE
  WOODS. YOU LACK IMAGINATION! AND YOU CAN'T WRITE, EITHER.

(Ahem)

  IF YOU STILL INSIST ON SENDING THIS RUBBISH, I ADVISE YOU TO CONTINUE THE
  TREND TOWARDS BREVITY. DID YOU GET THAT?

Get a life!
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Subject: Re: Funny Names
From: Jarod.Wallach@comp.vuw.ac.nz (Jarod Lachlan Wallach)
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 00:29:40 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Comp. Sci., Victoria Uni. of Wellington, New Zealand.


I know of A guy called Richard Puller and so it says on his birth certificate
-- 
Jarod Wallach
18 Stephen Street Upper Hutt Wellington, NZ PH +64 4 5284744
EMAIL jwallach@comp.vuw.ac.nz

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From: grimmy@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (mike.procopio)
Subject: Re: Camp Granada
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 14:50:49 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.130013.26603@oakhill.sps.mot.com>, millerm@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Mikemoe) writes:
> 
> 
> Hello Mudda, Hello Fudda,
> Here I am at Camp Granada,
> Camp is very entertaining,
> and they say we'll have
> some fun when it stops raining.
> 
> I went hiking, with Joe Spiving
> He developed poison ivy,
> XXXXX
> XXXX   I can't remember these 2 lines...
> 
> All the counsellors hate the waitors,
> and the lake has alligators,
> you remember, Jeffrey Hardy,
> they're about to organizee
> a searching party
> 

  Take me home, oh mudda fodda,
  Take me home, I hate Grenada,
  Don't leave me
  Out in the forest where
  I might get eaten by a bear
  
  Take me home
  I promise I will not make noise
  Or wreck the house with other boys
  oh please don't make me stay
  i've been here one whole day
  

> Hello Mudda, Hello Fudda
> How's my precious, little brother
> Let me come home, if you miss me
> I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
> 
> Now I don't want this to scare yah,
> but my bunk mate has malaria,
> you remember Leonard SKinner,
> He got ptomaine poisoning
> last night after dinner.
> 
> Wait a minute, it stop hailing,
> guys are swimming, guys are sailing
> playing baseball, gee that's better
> Mother Father, kindly disregard this letter.

Now I've got this tune runing through my head! :)

Mike
-- 
| ``Buster, it may come as a complete surprise to
| you to find that *this* is an animated cartoon.''  - DAFFY DUCK
|
| All opinions belong to Mike Procopio (procopio @ att.com). Not my employers.
From: nkrishn@csws12.ic.sunysb.edu (Niraj L. Krishnani)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: WANTED: Bohemian Rhapsody (alternate lyrics)
Date: 23 Jul 92 13:08:05 GMT
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook


Yes, could I get a copy too? Or better yet, just post it.

-- 
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
     Niraj L. Krishnani              |"Gravitation cannot be held responsible 
    University at Stony Brook        | for people falling in love"
      Stony Brook, NY 11790.         |                   - Albert Einstein
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From: jimhsu@athena.mit.edu (Jimmy M.D. Hsu)
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 07:52:32 GMT

Bart Simpson used to call Moe's Tavern
and ask for Mike Rotch and Stu Piddidiot.
Does anybody recall any others?

Oh, I just remembered:

Jacques Strap
Isabelle Ringing

--
James Amdee  MIT

"Drum Solo!"  -Weird Al
From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 29 Jul 92 15:31:09 GMT
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

I knew I guy called ALLAN LALLY, his mother was asked if that really was what
they were going to call him, when she gave birth to him, it's a lot of As and
Ls!

snail@lsl.co.uk
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From: macster@IASTATE.EDU (Michael C Mccarty)
Subject: Bad Excuses... 
Reply-To: macster@IASTATE.EDU (Michael C Mccarty)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 03:15:09 GMT


THE FOLLOWING IS A PARTIAL LIST OF ACTUAL WRITTEN EXCUSES GIVEN TO TEACHERS IN
THE ALBURQUERQUE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM BY PARENTS OF STUDENTS:

1.  Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,   
32, and also 33.

2.  Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday.  She was in bed with      
gramps.

3.  Please excuse Johnnie for being.  It was his father's fault.

4.  Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.  

5.  John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

6.  Excuse Gloria.  She has been under the doctor. 

7.  Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

8.  My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed.  Please   
execute him.

9.  Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.  He was hit in
the growing part.

10. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.  She spent this
weekend with the Marines.

11. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days.  Yesterday she fell off a tree
and misplaced her hip.

12. Please excuse Ray Friday from school.  He has very loose vowels.

13. Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,
headache, and upset stomach.  Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,
her brother had a low-grade fever.  There must be the flu going around, her
father even got hot last night.

14. Please excuse Blanche from jim today.  She is administrating.

15. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

16. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.

17. Please excuse Sara for being absent.  She was sick and I had her shot.

18. Please excuse Lupe.  She is having problems with her ovals.

19. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.  He had diah(*crossed
out*), diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the shits.
From: schmid@arc.umn.edu (Robert Schmid)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Irving & Granada -- words
Date: 31 Jul 92 16:55:22 GMT
Organization: AHPCRC, University of Minnesota, Minneapolis


Camp Granada                       _-"

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
Here I am at 
Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining
and they say we'll have some fun if its not raining.

I went hiking with Joe Spivy,
he developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner?
He got tomain poisoning after dinner.

Now I dont want, this should scare ya,
but my bunk mates, got , malaria (malarya)
You remember Jeffrey Hardy?  
They're about to organize a searching party.

All the counselors, hate the waiters
and the lake has alligators
and the head coach wants no sissies
so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.

Take me home!
O muddah faddah take ME HOME
I HATEbA"_GRANADA
Don't leave me out in the forest where I might
get eaten by a bear.

TAKE ME HOME
I promise I will not make noise 
or mess the house with other boys
O please don't make me stay!
I've been here one whole day.

Dearest Faddah, Darling Muddah
How's my precious little brother?
Let me come home if you miss me.
I will even let aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute,
It stopped$_5! hailing,
guys are swimming,
guys are sailing,
Playing baseball...gee dat's better,
Muddah, Faddah kindly disregard this letter.
From: dbell@Bonnie.ICS.UCI.EDU
Subject: BOFH
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Date: 30 Jul 92 18:32:59 GMT

Is there an FTP site or can anybody mail me the Bastard Operator from Hell
posts that were here earlier?

Would be much obliged.  Must have gotten rid of them by mistake.

Dave
(No .sig - Oh well.)
From: c91imc@prg.ox.ac.uk (Ian Crawshaw)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: WANTED: Bohemian Rhapsody (alternate lyrics)
Date: 27 Jul 92 18:18:13 GMT
Organization: Oxford University Computing Laboratory, UK

In article <1992Jul23.082120.9768@specialix.co.uk> martin@specialix.co.uk (Martin) writes:
>One of my friends wants to see the lyrics for Bohemian Rhapsody -
>the version with the gay lyrics.  Anyone got a copy they can mail me?


BUMHEMIAN RHAPSODY
==================

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught with my trousers down
No escape from reality

Open your thighs
Look up to the skies and feel
I'm just a small boy
Play with your sex toy
You can ease it in, ease it out
Don't stop until I shout
Put it where the wind blows
You can put it there for free

Mama, just killed a man
I was giving him some head
He's got AIDS and now he's dead
Mama, ooh-oooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I've not come this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, until my arse is shattered

Too late, you had my bum
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got AIDS you know
I was taken from behind, it nearly made me blind

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Have a go, have a go, you can do the gang bango
Thunderbolt and lightning
You can stick it right in me
Gay e oh, gay e oh
Gay e oh, Gay e oh
Gay e oh, magnifico

I'm just a rent boy, nobody pays me
He's just a gay boy, from a gay family
Spare me a dildo for his tea

Easy suck, easy blow, will you let me have a go
Bismillah no, we will not let him blow, let him blow (repeat twice)
Will not let you blow, let me blow (repeat)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia, Mamma Mia let me blow
Beelzibub, has the Devil put a rubber on me, on me, on meeeee?

So you think you can leave and fuck up my life?
If you do, I shall go and tell your wife
Oh baby, just gotta get in, just gonna stick it in your ear

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
My arse is in tatters, it was all done for free
Take me where the dead go....
--

Ian.
================================================================================
c91imc@prg.ox.ac.uk				       Ian.Crawshaw@prg.ox.ac.uk

		I don't post often enough to bother with a .sig
================================================================================
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Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
From: John.Mcmullan@comp.vuw.ac.nz (John Michael McMullan)
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 03:29:31 GMT
 <1992Jul21.160707.1@research.ptt.nl> <sprooney.711925901@unix1.tcd.ie> <4203@equinox.unr.edu>
Organization: Dept. of Comp. Sci., Victoria Uni. of Wellington, New Zealand.


Seen in the Victoria University letters column this morning...

	Hugh G. Rection.
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From: millerm@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Mikemoe)
Subject: Re: Camp Granada
Organization: Motorola Inc., Austin, Texas
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 13:00:13 GMT

jeberger@novell.com (John Berger) writes:

>In article <92211.181312JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> Joe Carlson <JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>In article <e6zfjwz@Unify.Com>, barb@ufycorp.Unify.Com (Barbara Kane) says:
>>
>>And I don't want this to scare ya,
>>but my bunkmate, has malaria.

>[remembered some more]

>You remember Leonard Skinner.                       [I think]
>He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.


The order, and names contain mistakes. This is the best I
can do from memory.

--Mike
millerm@oakhill.sps.mot.com



Hello Mudda, Hello Fudda,
Here I am at Camp Granada,
Camp is very entertaining,
and they say we'll have
some fun when it stops raining.

I went hiking, with Joe Spiving
He developed poison ivy,
XXXXX
XXXX   I can't remember these 2 lines...

All the counsellors hate the waitors,
and the lake has alligators,
you remember, Jeffrey Hardy,
they're about to organizee
a searching party


Take me home, oh mudda fodda,
Take me home, I hate Grenada,
Take me home, oh please don't make
me stay, i've been here
one whole day.

Hello Mudda, Hello Fudda
How's my precious, little brother
Let me come home, if you miss me
I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

Now I don't want this to scare yah,
but my bunk mate has malaria,
you remember Leonard SKinner,
He got ptomaine poisoning
last night after dinner.

Wait a minute, it stop hailing,
guys are swimming, guys are sailing
playing baseball, gee that's better
Mother Father, kindly disregard this letter.
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From: chilton@crc.ricoh.com (Jeff Chilton)
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Organization: Waldo  Fudpucker's  Flea  Circus
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 01:05:56 GMT


   Since you mentiond Cox.
   I (really) knew a guy name Randy Cox (think Brit).
   His father's name was Richard.


   An old neighbor of mine was (really) named Jack Dick.  In some areas
   this expression is used instead of Jack-Shit.  I had a hard time not
   laughing when I first met him and he said "HI. I'm Jack Dick".
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Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Monday, 27 Jul 1992 14:25:53 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

Someone said there was a character named Master Bates. I just wanna point
out that it was the original boring high school assigned-text author,
Charles (Chuck) Dickens who invented him in Oliver Twist. Eye just _new_
my ejucaton wood coume in handi!

-- Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano
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From: olmstead@sail.uwaterloo.ca ()
Subject: Re: Funny names
Originator: olmstead@sail.uwaterloo.ca
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 01:55:02 GMT

Speaking of double names my mom knew a man called Joseph Joseph.

Speaking of not so funny names I went to school with a girl called
Donna Semen.

Foreign names of often work well in english.  My wife is a Thai national
and her sister's name is Apple.  Apples are expensive in Thailand so I
guess its a good name.

My daughter's name is Emily Luknam.  Luknam means mosquito larva.  Hey
it wasn't my idea.  The name supposedly conjures up visions of the
morning sun on the rice paddies.

The best Thai names I have heard though were from my Irish friend who
had a male Thai friend called Jip, pronounced jeep.  Much to her suprise
when his brother came from Thailand to visit him he was introduced as,
Toyota. 

Mike Olmstead				olmstead@steam.uwaterloo.ca
University of Waterloo
Waterloo, Ontario
Canada
From: harrisl@unssun.nevada.edu (Larry Harris)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 27 Jul 92 00:26:58 GMT
Reply-To: harrisl@unssun.UUCP (Larry Harris)
Organization: University of Nevada-Reno

In article <sprooney.711925901@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) writes:
>
>>> 	I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:
>>> 
>>> 		Harry Colon
>>> 		Peter Burns
>>> 		Mike Hunt
>>> 		Ben Dover
>>> 		Richard Head (Dickhead)
                Tammy Hiscock
I found this name in our local newspaper in the nuptial section.
__
"The brakes were useless, the car was wandering. The rear end was coming around.I jammed it down into Low, but it made no difference so I straightened it out
and braced for a serious impact, a crash that would probably kill me.....
"My heart was full of joy as I took the first hit, which was oddly soft and
painless. No real shock at all....Yes. These huge white lumps were not boulders.They were sheep."
                           "Fear and Loathing in Elko"
                                Hunter S. Thompson
__


  
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From: Brian R. O'Hern
Subject: Funny Name
Followup-To: same
Reply-To: ohernb@lonex.rl.af.mil
Organization: USAFRL (Rome Laboratory AFMC)
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 15:30:08 GMT

My wife works with a gentleman named Dick Over.
I asked, "Why doesn't he use Richard?"
She said, "He likes Dick."



BRO'HERN
________________________________________________________________________
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From: pam10@po.CWRU.Edu (Peter A. Margaritis)
Subject: FuNNy - NAMES
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 12:40:43 GMT


	I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:

		Harry Colon
		Peter Burns
		Mike Hunt
		Ben Dover
		Richard Head (Dickhead)
		Elizabeth Pickles-Cox
		John Cox

	Please e-mail to pam10@po.cwru.edu
-- 
Peter A. Margaritis
Case Western Reserve University
pam10@po.cwru.edu
"Ross Who?"
From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: FuNNy - NAMES
Date: 29 Jul 92 14:30:46 GMT
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

In article <1992Jul21.130939.14465@ists.ists.ca>, joseph@gkcl.ists.ca (Joseph A. Beernink) writes:
> In article <1992Jul21.124043.15171@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> pam10@po.CWRU.Edu (Peter A. Margaritis) writes:
>>
>>	I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:
>>
>>		Harry Colon
>>		Peter Burns
>>		Mike Hunt
>>		Ben Dover
>>		Richard Head (Dickhead)
>>		Elizabeth Pickles-Cox
>>		John Cox
> 
> How about  Peter Enis  (P. Enis)

There is a company (international, I dunno..) that deals in electronics and
it's name is 

		Wayne Kerr

This works well in English, so I'm sure the Americans should get this one.

Stephen Kellett
snail@lsl.co.uk
From: stephenl@castle.ed.ac.uk (Stephen Lambie)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Essex jokes wanted yet again
Keywords: essex blond girls
Date: 27 Jul 92 14:35:36 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

Ok I know this is very passe now but someone I know would like a list
of Blond/Essex girl jokes. So please mail or post and please don't
assume just because everyone has these jokes that everyone else will
mail them. Thanks.

+----------------------------+------------------------------------------------+
| Stephen Lambie             |  					      |
|  sal@dcs.ed.ac.uk          |   "Darling, has your Swiss army knife got a    |
|  stephenl@castle.ed.ac.uk  |               garlic press?"                   |
|  Jugerjuk@ed.ac.uk         |          				      |
+----------------------------+------------------------------------------------+
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From: martin@specialix.co.uk (Martin)
Subject: WANTED: Bohemian Rhapsody (alternate lyrics)
Organization: Specialix International, London
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 08:21:20 GMT

One of my friends wants to see the lyrics for Bohemian Rhapsody -
the version with the gay lyrics.  Anyone got a copy they can mail me?

Thanks,
Martin

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Martin Pitwood - martin@specialix.co.uk or martin@specialix.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d