From: amoojoon@ghahveh.khooneh.mash.yadollAh (Bacheh Morshed)
Subject: Shahreh Farang
Summary: beeyA-o tamAshA kon!
Keywords: shahr shahreh farangeh, az hameh rangeh
Organization: naghAl khooneh
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 21:38:22 GMT


SalAm ahAliyeh mohtaram,

Every once in a while our ghahveh khooneh is visited by local entertainers 
and today is one of those days. AghA Nosrateh "shahreh farangi" is one of 
amoo's old friends who has been in business for a long time. If you're as 
old as amoo you are lucky enough to have enjoyed a "shaherh farang" in Iran. 
It was an inexpensive way to watch a slide show and listen to the stories 
told by the skillful operator who new the show by heart frame by frame. 
Well, at my request today we will receive a treat from AghA Nosrat and his 
brand new state of the art intel 486 "shahreh farang". 

In the spirit of "freedom of humor" please refrain from directing personal 
flames toward him, amoo, or our ghahveh khooneh. If you're humorly 
impaired [(C) 1992 Mack] please DO NOT READ THIS.
Remember you must read this with the same "AvAz" that a shahreh farangi 
would tell the stories. Now dim the lights, cuddle with a loved one, and 
enjoy:

shahr shahreh farangeh 
az hameh rangeh
beeyA-o tamAshA kon

In mahal keh mibini SCI AbAdeh
shahreh AbAdieh-o harf zadan toosh AzAdeh
InA ham keh mibini ahAliyeh in shahran
hameh tahseel kardeh, vAseh bahs kardan AmAdeh


In keh delesh az dasteh mardAyeh irooni khooneh
Naghmeh khAnomeh keh tAzeh-mosAfereh Irooneh
digeh inbAr ageh oonjA bargardeh 
tooyeh tAxi savAr nemisheh chon midooneh

shahr shahreh farangeh 
az hameh rangeh
beeyA-o tamAshA kon

Seyyedi keh migoftan hameen ishooneh
mosalmoon ageh khAsti bechasb be in yek dooneh
to'heen-o fohsh barAsh mesleh nabAt mimooneh
az harf keh myofteh kAresh keshidaneh khat-o neshooneh

Oon khAnomikeh mibini Mahineh
bA harchi kAfareh ham-deeneh
az dasteh Seyyed-o Zafar gholi del cherkineh
donyAro az cheshmeh "Anishtan"-o Russel mibineh

shahr shahreh farangeh 
az hameh rangeh 
beeya-o tamAshA kon

In keh injA vAsAdeh Arefeh
beh akhlAgheh Seyyed-o Babak khoob vAghefeh
ageh emrooz mibini sAketeh
az rooyeh hesAbeh na az Atefeh

Oonikeh oon goosheh neshasteh Ramineh
shA'er javoonieh, gham-geeneh
bA harchi mosalmooneh, sar sangineh
vasleh-ash zadan keh bA NLA ham-"team"e

inikeh in goosheh donbAleh tooppeh HooshyAreh
ye pA barnAmeh neviseh, eshgheh footbAleh
tooyeh har mobAheseh bord-bAreh
gooyA bA inglisA sar-o serri dAreh

shahr shahreh faranegh
az hameh rangeh
beeyA-o tamAshA kon

In keh didi reesh dAreh Zafareh
bA Mahin doshman hamin yek nafareh
gAhi Aroom, gAhi misheh nakareh
ze dasteh Ramin-o Mack dar-be-dareh

AghAyee keh pAyeh "fax"e Amireh
tooyeh SCI maghAmesh khateereh
in-o BAbak jofti "Mr.News"an
vali nooneh BAbak kheyli khamireh 

NAmeh oon yeki khAnom Noushineh
monzajer az hejAb-o az pooshineh
bA Mahin-o Najmeh hamegi ham-dardan
migeh sezAyeh mardA Abeh jooshineh!

In keh mibini SiA"Mack"e
harfAsh kootAheh vali bA-namakeh
rafteh keh bA FAQ bargardeh
gamoonam kAresh bi Aghebateh

shahr shahreh farangeh
az hameh rangeh 
beeya-o tamAshA kon

Oon keh mibini esmesh amoo-eh
sibili dAreh, kallash bi moo-eh
yeh ayAl dAreh esmesh Sogoli
SCI barAye khAnom havoo-eh

in AghA chAyee beh dast mash Yadoleh
sAhebeh ghahveh khoonas, kheyli goleh
Yadoli kAr mikoneh, khoob mikhoreh
diziyAsh charb-o chili, hamineh keh inghad topoleh

shahr shahreh farangeh..........

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bA ham mehrabAn bAsheed,

amoo