HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Time for another thread methinks.
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 03:13:32 GMT

s342063@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au insinuates:
>In article <1992Oct14.014051.4106@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>> 
>> Noooo!  It just so happens I *love* sodium enriched salt.  All that loverly
>> artery hardening stuff.  Yummmm!
>Ahhhhhh....so that explains why your face is soooooooo red.....the blocked
>arteries !!

Noooo!!  That's sunburn!  I'm still workin' on the arteries.

>Or it could be the fact that because we are "down under"...all of the blood
>rushes straight to our heads....but if that was the case then why isn't my
>face red ?  Hmmmmm...now that's something to think about ?

If you'd stop standing on yer 'ead, maybe you'd look the same ?  Or perhaps
I could stand on yer 'ead.  Yeah!  Great idea, thanks for telling me!

>>>aka We are your firing squad.
>> Meetch aka Do I know you?  It's not polite to shoot someone you don't know,
>>            you know.
>I know it is not right to shoot someone you don't know...but it makes it soooo
>much more fun :):)

Put down that gun and I'll show you wot fun is all about!  Tia!  Lisa!  lisa!
Gina!  azeena!  Care to join us? 8)

>Kezzle.
>aka......watch where you are putting that pitchfork !
Meetch aka One step closer wif that weapon and I'll use it!
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hell????
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:18:56 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>Damn, another dead article.
It's feeling ... much ... better...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: bconnell@nyx.cs.du.edu (Beth Connell)
Subject: Re: FAQ list
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 07:05:50 GMT


Question 40                           Mind if we call you Bruce, then?

The Right Honoroable Edwina Galleon Strunchet (Mrs.) (Deceased)
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Vote for me!
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:52:42 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

In article <1992Oct14.063043.1930@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>In article <1992Oct13.234410.17737@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>>
>>Vote for Michael Phipps Bong!, Slightly Silly Party.
>>
>I'm voting for the Silly Party candidate:
>
>Far Quin Lim Bim Wim Bim Limber Stop Ftang Ftang Ole' Buscuit 
>  Barrel Ratboy. (aka)

NO, no no! I've told you a thousand times (well, nearly a thousand....
	alright ... 26 times, but it's as near as dammit.)

V           O         T         E                     F            O          R

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

He got a lot of things, with a sort of raffier-work base, that have attachments. The sort of things that were put there by his father only just the night
before, `round 8 o'clock.
He doesn't judge other people or else he might get judged too.
He thinks crucifiction's a dawdle.
He's been here five years, and they just hung him the right way up
	yesterday, so don't you come `round here with your ....
He can wear whatever he'd like on his John Thomas. Perhaps a french tickler,
	of a black mambo!

VOTE FOR SAINT for President of the A.F.M-P.
	He's formerly the chairman of the Society for Putting Things on Top
		of Other Things ... but he quit because the whole thing was
		a bit silly.
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:22:10 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) squeeked out a message:
>(James Willer) sputtered:
>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet interjects:
>>>che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>>>> Hey Ratboy, where are you?
>>
>>>I'm not Ratboy, but would I do in a bind?  
>>>-------Gina 
>>
>>That depends on where you'd like to be bound, I suppose...
>>James octopud I know 'e's around 'ere somewhere, I almost stepped on 'im.

>SQUUEK! Shhhh! Shhhhhhh! He might hear us!

>Ratboy plasm Hiding in the 'scotting
Jamus <=== 'scotting', 'scotting'...
	It sounds so romantic!
	Like an abbreviation of Butterscotch Pudding!!
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Song lyrics
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 05:52:10 GMT

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <8OCT199220313401@zeus.tamu.edu> pww9211@zeus.tamu.edu (WINFREY, CHIP) writes:
>|
>|Could someone be kind enough to e-mail me the words to
>|the "Philosophers' Song"? Thanks in advance.
>|
>|Chip  

>All of them? 

Well, you could post them one at a time.

>Jos aka Sometimes people can be so, so, ... greedy!
Eccles aka Its _so_ depressing
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 8 Oct 92 15:17:48 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

Jester Plugs!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vote for me!!!!!!!!
Who else has posted 100 consecutive posts with only one
line added to each one. Who else has had his newsadmin
threaten to remove his acct if he did not quit posting
like he did above....hhmm.....see....not vote for me.

Paid for by the Campaign for Jester for President of a.f.m-p
-- 
I am the broken glass that cuts your sticky fingers.
I am the hero that every world and every culture needs!
I am the sequins on the Jumpsuit of Justice.
I am the corn on crime's big toe.
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Vote for Saint! (silly party)
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:17:07 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.


Vote for Saint for Best a.f.m.p-er.
Not voting for Saint is like a day without sunshine,
and a day without sunshine is like ... night!

Vote for me and I'll guarantee Cabaret for all. I guarantee that everyday
will be Christmas (and not just in Heaven). I guarantee that you will all
become undisputed masters of LLAP-Goch, the ancient secret Welsh art of
Self-Defense. I guarantee that it's a man's life in the Women's Tennis
Association.

Remember, vote for Saint and there'll never be another dead bishop
on your landing again. Unless they return the nude lady, which means
I will have to lead a dead indian on your landing, in a bucket of dung
(from the Book-Of-The-Month Club, of course).

					Thank you all,
					Saint
					(not of the BDA)
					
P.S. I've got the fillings.
P.P.S. Do you want to come upstairs?
P.P.P.S. If you don't vote for me, I'll chain you to the back of a tank
         and take you for a scrape 'round to Dinsdale`s place and leave
         you at the mercy of Kirchegarde the Baby Crusher and the chap
         holding the thermo-nuclear missile.
P.P.P.P.S. I am not a looney!
From: jarhart@slate.mines.colorado.edu (Jason Arhart)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Blow on the 'ead.
Date: 14 Oct 92 04:40:04 GMT
Organization: Colorado School of Mines

lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:
: Ear! What's all this then, amen?
: We'll have none of that `round here, my good man. Now off you go!
: 
: <Off I went on a perfectly ordinary sort of day.... >
: 
: You should be so worried about him, doctor. He's suffering from what
: we doctors call Whooping Cough.
: 
: It's people like you what cause unrest!
 
Me, doctor?

:
: 
: 					Sir Harold SmithSmytheSmith
: 					(under the rotters)
: 					Caught in a whirli-mat
: 					Upper Gonads,
: 					The Sphincter, Sw4
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Election '92 - VOTE BRUCE!!!
Date: 13 Oct 92 16:06:46 GMT


To anyone out there considering voting this year, I have but one thing to say:

Vote for Bruce - he'll not fail you

Phil squig I'm politically neuter
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hell????
Date: 11 Oct 92 05:13:06 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY


Gina refuses to accept:
In article <1992Oct8.184140.25016@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>Damn, another dead article.
>>>It's feeling ... much ... better...
>>No it isn't. It'll be stone dead in a minute.
> No, No. It's just worn out after a long squauk!
	To all concerned:
I, Gina of WKU, do hereby refuse to accept responsiblility for nay
articles being dead, especially long squauks. I had nothing to do with
the death of this or any other articles. 
I only accepted the responsibility for the death of rats from
exhaustion stemming from over-exertion and low endurance tolerances to
other woodland creatures' predatory habits.
Signed,
	Gina
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: to all
Date: 16 Oct 92 08:31:48 GMT
Organization: a.f.m-p electoral office
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Nick Aust (PCZZ@ibm.rz.tu-clausthal.de) wrote:
:  
:   M A T T R E S S  !!
Now we'll all have to get in the fishtank and sing.

David aka what a pitiful excuse for a new thread.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Mount Everest (both peaks?!)
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:12:55 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct16.043544.11546@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet tries to act innocent, even though I am not fooled:
> 
>>In article <1992Oct14.193923.1770@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet squirms:
>>>>In article <1992Oct8.172058.22686@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>>>In article <1992Oct7.163801.20818@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>>>>In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>> 
>>>>>>>>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>>>>>>>>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>>>>>>>>> make will be paid.
>>>>>>>>> 				piece,
>>>>>>>>> 				Fievel
>>>>>>>>Excuse me, Fievel, but I wan tto be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>>>>>>>>are actually very good in the late night hours...
>>>>>>> I used to bash rats until I was able to save up enough money to
>>>>>>> buy a mouse-organ.
>>>>>>>>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>>>>>>>>I won't get paid, now does it.
>>>>>>>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>>>>>>>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
>>>>>>> Mesaj nerak Pisces (actually Aries, but who's counting?)
>>>>>>Got a problem with Pisces?!!!? I happen to be a Pisces. Want to
>>>>>>reconsider?
>>>>> E Jams nerak I have no problem with Pisces (well, except my mother).
>>>>> 	Does that mean we're still on?
>>>>I, my dear, was never off. **interpret at your own risk**
>>> Right!! Off ya go!!
>>So, where'd I go?
> How about up to my room?
I think I've been there, though I'm not sure. If I have been, did I
enjoy myself? For how long?
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A reflective equilibrium
Date: 14 Oct 92 19:55:56 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

nielsh@hedda.uio.no writes:

>Did in fact the one fat Christ balance out the two skinny ones, or did the the
>two skinny ones balance out the fat one? 

Yes.

>Niels Christian Hervig who now say ekki ekki ptang
>Department of Scandinavian Studies and Comparative Literature
>Faculty of Arts
>The University of Oslo

Jamesa Jamus James who now prays "Oooooh, you are *so* big ..."
Department of Silly Walks and Village Idiocy
Faculty of Lost
The University of Jumping-the-Chanel
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: johann gambleputty
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:32:49 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.154241.20160@ccu.umanitoba.ca> tmoper@ccu.umanitoba.ca () writes:
>In article <1992Oct13.085942.20378@etek.chalmers.se> lindq@etek.chalmers.se (Johan Lindqvist) writes:
>>Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-
>>crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-
>>knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-
>>spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-
>>himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-
>>gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-
>>kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
>>
>>
>>______________________________________________________________________________
>>Johan Lindqvist                     |Due to lack of interest, tomorrow
>>Gothenburg         Mail:            |has been cancelled.
>>Sweden      lindq@etek.chalmers.se  |
>>______________________________________________________________________________
>
>Wasn't there a silent "Q" in there somewhere?
>--
>------                                                              ------
>Tom Millar                                                My hovercraft is
>tmoper@ccu.umanitoba.ca                                       full of eels.

No, I believe that that was his father, Wolfgang Gambolputty de von
Quasfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-
dungle-bursteinn-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-basher-horowitz-ticolensic-
grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-speltwaser-kurstlich-
himbleeisen-banwhaghan-gutenblend-bitte-ein-nurnburgr-bratllewaster-
gernspurten-mitz-weimacheche-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedaker-
kalbsflecih-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

Johann changed the spelling of his name at the request of his
manager.

Hope this helps.

dave smurf help me!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Date: 11 Oct 92 05:08:23 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct8.173312.23079@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet growls:
>>In article <sprooney.718496770@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>>Hey Ratboy, where are you?
>>> Texas... where he belongs.
>>> mNSi
>>> o
>>No, he belongs up here with me, but I scared him off, I guess. Too
>>much of a good thing, I suppose.
> Well, you don't frighten *me* with those big sharp claws and nasty
> pointed teeth!!
> 
> What?
> 
> Oh, sorry, I thought you were a rabbit!

Didn't you know I am a FOX ?!!!?? literally
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Morning Menu!
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 15:19:38 GMT

af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) squawks:

>In a previous article, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) says:
>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) does his fine impression of Dr. Gumby:
>>>(James Willer) squawks: 
>>>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
>>>>>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>>>>>(David Bromage) writes:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>>>>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>>>>>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>>>>Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
>>>Ratboy <== has a lot of rat in him...
>>E Jams <=== I'd like spam, bacon, eggs, sausage and rat. That's not
>>	got *much* rat in it ...
>Lisa aka I don't want *any* rat, I don't *like* rat.
Meetch aka Hush dear, I'll have your rat.  I'm having rat, rat, rat, rat,
           rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, rat, spiced Spam and rat!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Time for another thread methinks.
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 01:40:51 GMT

s342063@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au gags:

>In item 13307, meetch@DIALix.oz.au writes :

>>Meetch aka I got a slug.
>Should that be :
>Meetch aka I *am* a slug. ?

Noooo!  It just so happens I *love* sodium enriched salt.  All that loverly
artery hardening stuff.  Yummmm!

>Bit of a slug balancer are you ?

Sometimes.  But I take precautions.

>Careful it doesn't slip and fall into that crevice in the middle of your face...
>just under your nose.  <sweet smile>

Aha!  I use duct tape.  Perfect for covering the aforementioned hole.  It
does however make it rather difficult to talk properly since every time I
rrrrRRRRIP it off my lips go missing.

>Kezzle.
>aka We are your firing squad.
Meetch aka Do I know you?  It's not polite to shoot someone you don't know,
           you know.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello????
Date: 13 Oct 92 18:31:00 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet disgraces the Royal Family by refusing to appear in any tabloids:
>In article <1992Oct8.193435.2215@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>> In article <1992Oct8.102753.3036@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> |> In article <1992Oct8.094114.26319@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>> |> > (Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>> |> >>(David Bromage) writes:
>> |> >>> 
>> |> >>> Damn, another dead article.
>> |> >>And Gina jokingly replies:
>> |> >>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>> |> > Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>> |> Now Ratty Dahling, don't you know you're the only one of 69 for me? I
>> |> could never leave you!! A wench has to keep her options open, doesn't
>> |> she?
>> A wench has to keep her what open?  Can you say that on the air?
>> wondering.
>I can say anything anywhere. Signed, Her majesty aka Gina
Not to beat a dead parrot or anything, but have you got a *license*
for that "aka", young lady?

Maje S aka Pantomime Princess Fergie
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Please Help
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:50:39 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <3584@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
> In article <1490004@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> kingsley@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Kingsley Morse) writes:
> |
> |              Please answer these 435765658 questions and return.
> |
> |1.) Do you think equal rights for romans and women is generally a good idea?
> |Yes                  [ ]
> |Sometimes            [ ]
> |No                   [X]
> |Haven't heard enough [ ]-->Are the Roamin' men as good as I am?
(Gina was here)
> |Other                [ ]
> |
> |2.) Are you proboscidean?
> |Yes                  [ ]
> |Sometimes            [ ]
> |No                   [X] but Ethel my hippopotamus still loves me
> |Haven't heard enough [ ]
> |Other                [ ]
> |
> |3.) Are you in favor of consumption?
> |Yes                  [X] but not raw, not raw ...--> I agree. (Gina
again)
> |Sometimes            [ ] 
> |No                   [ ]
> |Haven't heard enough [ ]
> |Other                [ ]
> |
> |4.) Do you think men should be allowed to legally eat their parents
> |and siblings before fetal viability?
> |Yes                  [X] but not raw, not raw ...
> |Sometimes            [ ]
> |No                   [ ]
> |Haven't heard enough [ ]
> |Other                [ ]
> |
> |5.) What sex are you?
> |Male               [ ]
> |Female             [ ]
> |Other              [X] I have a spare erm ... spare, you know ... thingy!
> 
> |6.) How old are you?
> |Under 18           [ ]
> |19 to 65           [ ]--> Old enough to know better and young
> |Over 65            [ ]	enough not to care.  (Gina again)
> |Dunno              [X] 
> |
> |7.) What religion are you?
> |Protestant         [ ]
> |Catholic           [ ]
> |Jewish             [X] I used to be two dead vicars, but not anymore ...
> |Other              [ ]
> |
> |8.) What political party are you asphyxiated with?
> |Democratic         [ ]
> |Republican         [ ]
> |Other              [X] *gasp* ...
> |
> |9.) How many years of education have you completed?
> |Grade School       [ ]
> |High School        [ ]--> Inhaling School for the Lovers of Glue
> |College            [ ]	( Gina again)
> |More               [X] 8722435 years of kindergarten, and proud of it!
> 
> So? What did I win? Did I win? Did I? Yes? did I? did? dididididididid?
> 
> Jos aka I think I got an `A'!
Gin awon because her name was in here more !!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic)
Subject: Re: Bruce is
Organization: Lysator Academic Computer Society, Linkoping University, Sweden
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 18:13:17 GMT

<MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:

>In article <1992Sep22.161046.23251@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>,
>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) says:
>>
>>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu exacerbates the existing problems, rather than creating
>>new problems:
>>
>>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>>phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>>>>>1992Sep21.122424.9704@DIALix.oz.au>  writes:
>>>>>} sharkman@magicbb.uucp (Matt Daw) echoes:
>>>>>}
>>>>>} >Does anyone have the lyrics to the bruces song?
>>>>>} Meetch aka Yes, but I'm not going to tell you.
>>>>>I'm afraid you're a little late - the party started a post ago.
>>>>Nyargh!  That's wot ya get when news feed gets shut off for the weekend.  But
>>>>I'm STILL not going to tell you.
>>>>
>>>>Meetch aka Defiant until the *THUMP*
>>>Chris aka *THUMP*
>>Mesaj aka Oh, that's just GREAT! Now we got Thumper on the net!
>>        Next thing ya know there'll be bloody Smurfs posting!!
>Sal aka La la la la la la...
         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You're not Sal, you're bleedin' Morrissey, you are!!

Jan aka I was raped by Johnny Marr but liked it in a twisted kind of way...

--
Jan Besehanic
email: jan_b@lysator.liu.se
New, improved .sig-file under construction.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Prawn Salad?
Date: 14 Oct 92 19:41:52 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Oct13.200346.15229@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:

>In article <1992Oct13.182212.1728@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>Gina keeps doing that thing with her tongue that I find *so* enticing:
>>>Let's see:
>>>Strawberry, champagne, chocolate, honey, cherry, spam.........
>>UUUgh!!
>>I *don't* like *spam*!!
>But there's just so much you can do with spam
>You can-----
>    Fry it up into a slt
>    Bake it in a spam casserole
>    Make a spam salad
>    Cook it with eggs and cheese and have a spam ommelette
>    It makes a great substitute for the mincmeat pie
>    Feed it to the cat when her food runs out (It's cheaper!)
>    Use the greasy drippings it comes packed in for lubrication
>    Wrap it around pipes for winter insulation
>    Smear it on your skin as mosquito repellant when your
>        hunting tigers in Africa.
>    Use it as bait when hunting tigers in Africa.
>        (They like live food, you know.)
>    Hide it in your hand, pretend to sneeze, drop it on
>        the floor, and shout, "I sneezed my brain out!"

>and many many more....
>Just send five pounds for my new book "100000000000001 Uses
>for Spam", or 10 pounds for my bestseller, "Spam in the
>Age of Safe Sex."

You forgot eat it on in the rain,
	eat it on a train		(with Green Eggs, natch!)

>dave smurf I truly do love spam.
Mesaj <=== Bloody Vikings!