HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: (Boom)
Date: 27 Aug 92 21:02:03 GMT
Article-I.D.: pony.1992Aug27.210204.22861
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501

Okay, okay, this technically isn't four lines unless I count the
closing from his article. But...

>Thanks.
>
>                                                        Chet C.
>
>--
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>+      Chester L. Cuaresma                chetc@quack.sac.ca.us        +
>+          FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, GASP, GASP, GASP, "meow" (BOOM!)          +
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I LIKE IT! 

The sig use of a cartoon soundtrack is very original.


--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Balrog strategy guide?
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 19:59:38 GMT

In alt.games.sf2, wcox@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>
>						-Grace
>
>/----------------------------------------------------------------------\
>[	    It's only for a while.  I hope you understand.             ]
>[ 	I never wanted this to happen, never wanted to be a man.       ]
>[ 	So I hid inside my world, and took what I could find.          ]
>[ 	I cried when I was lonely.  I fell down when I was blind.      ]
>[								       ]
>[						-Guns N' Roses         ]
>\----------------------------------------------------------------------/
>    Wcox@vax.clarku.edu OR Wcox@nyx.cs.du.edu OR Wcox@black.clarku.edu

Here it is, folks--DEFINITIVE PROOF that Axl Rose really wants to be a
woman.  I always suspected as much.  

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
but does Axl have as big a penis as RUSH?
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: FEMINIST/DYKE JOKES WANTED
Date: 27 Aug 92 15:18:13 GMT
Reply-To: misc-test@ucbvax.berkeley.edu
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord,misc.test,alt.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

hal@nexus.yorku.ca (Harvey Haldorson) writes:
>rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:

 <one post, one newbie transaction deleted>

Presento, el ultimo politically correct sig.
)----
)
)			+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
)
)			           H.M.Haldorson  
)			      Philosophy Department
)			          York University
)			    E-mail: <hal@nexus.yorku.ca>
)
)			+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
)
)
)
)  -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
)  >                    D   I  S  C  L  A  I  M  E  R                    <
)  |=====================================================================|
)  | The opinions, value orientations and intentions expressed here are  |
)  | those only of a singular individual, and in no obvious way do they  |
)  | reflect, nor could they possibly represent the intentions, values or|
)  |opinions of the nameless, faceless oppressive socio-historico culture| 
)  |     that enslaves us all through sytematically distorted norms.     | 
)  -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

hew! what a disclaimer.
From: mpl@maths.tcd.ie (Micheal Lunny)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Is it a bird? Is it a ...
Keywords: (No, buts its depositing shit everywhere)
Date: 25 Aug 92 23:52:30 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Maths, Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland.

In alt.fan.douglas.adams
c9106225@cc.newcastle.edu.au (Matt McLeod) writes:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
| Matt McLeod                                                                  |
| Programmer, Writer and General Computing Dogsbody                            |
| c9106225@brolga.newcastle.edu.au                                             |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|                               Share and Enjoy!                               |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



In its ordinary day job sitting at the bottom of his posting this
sig looks inoffensive and dull.  A little stupid maybe but nothingg
dangerous. It had an extraneous email address and maybe a few too
many blanks, but no one was even vaguely aware of the horror that was to
follow when the most feared villain in the world of sigs appeared.

"Oh no!!!!! Its CAPTAIN WHITESPACE and his 80 column club."

>-- 
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>| Matt McLeod                                                                  |
>| Programmer, Writer and General Computing Dogsbody                            |
>| c9106225@brolga.newcastle.edu.au                                             |
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>|                               Share and Enjoy!                               |
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Shared and enjoyed as per instructed.
-- 

| mplunny@vax1.tcd.ie |  You too can be a big hero 
|      ,              |  When you learn to count backwards to zero 
| Micheal Lunny       |
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Great drink......
Date: 3 Sep 92 10:46:48 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.party, <1992Sep2.111210.12500@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu>,
mconrad@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (|<azie) writes:

>A real good drink!!
>
>   Strawberry Schnapps & Pineapple juice...
>
>Put four shots of strawberry into a 32 oz. glass (already filled with Ice)...
>Fill up with pineapple juice...give a little stir!!  And drink it down!!

[For the discriminating European in the audience. . . that which is called
'Schnapps' in the US bears little or no resemblance to the real thing!  Yuck!]    

>  MCONRAD@MIAVX1.mu.ohio.edu              Michele "|<azie" Conrad
>
>    When men make you mad, tie them up, take off their clothes 
>          and put rodents down their shorts  --Hallmark
>
>     Men are Scum  --Hallmark

Clearly, I've been shopping in the *wrong* Hallmark stores!

--jm
meach@just.for.you.sven     |   But do they come with instructions?
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:5923 alt.religion.kibology:3647
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Magicians Mailing List
Date: 28 Aug 92 17:02:47 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <1992Aug28.152009.5892@zip.eecs.umich.edu> stame@emunix.emich.edu (Stewart Tame) writes:
>****************************************************************************
> I understand it's obligatory to mention Kibo somewhere in one's postings.
>****************************************************************************
>		Email:  stame@emunix.emich.edu
>****************************************************************************
>Disclaimer:  Not only do my opinions represent those of Eastern Michigan
>University, but also those of Dan Quayle, Richard Nixon, Frank Zappa,
>Pee-wee Herman, Bart Simpson, Tipper Gore, Murphy Brown, Maggie Thatcher,
>and the Easter Bunny.

What a Tame(sic) sig.  But I think it would be better with barphics of each
person his opinions represent, instead of names.  We could then play Name
That Barphic(tm).  How about:

> I understand it's obligatory to mention Kibo somewhere in one's postings.
>               Email:  stame@emunix.emich.edu
>Disclaimer:  Not only do my opinions represent those of Eastern Michigan
>University, but also those of a lot of famous people


Still lame, but now it's four lines.

C Squared     |   I misunderstand that it's obligatory to warlord this .sig
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Stuffed Hobbes?
Date: 27 Aug 92 18:27:51 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

davis@gauss.enet.dec.com (Peter Davis) writes:
>                   /
>                  /
>        /  /  /  /		Peter Davis,	Digital Equipment Corp.
>       /  /  /  /				davis@3d.enet.dec.com
>      /__/__/__/
>     /
>  __/

	Okay, I give up.  "We're #1!" with a dislocated wrist?  The new
Reach(tm) toothbrush with the optional gumline attachment?  A mutant
upside-down rake with the optional molekilling attachment?  DEC controversial
new logo (with gumline and molekilling attachments)?  An excuse for
inordinate amounts of whitespace?
--
Steve Buffum           | "Is that the admonishing 'It is obvious,' or the
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  obfuscatory 'It is obvious?'" -- heard in grad. math.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: stu5s14@bcrka287.bnr.ca (James Cherry)
Subject: Re: Dreams, yeah right!]
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord
Originator: stu5s14@bcrka287
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 14:01:40 GMT

Sorry, I just saw this little gem in alt.dreams too.  It's from message
<1992Aug29.191404.6374@daimi.aau.dk> by elascurn@daimi.aau.dk
(Lars R{der Clausen):

        The computer menu:           | Lars Clausen - | I wonder if ANY part of
2 bits - a tayste 16 bits - a playte |   Human being  |  your body is NOT an
4 bits - a nybble 32 bits - a dinner |    Programmer  |  erogenous zone now?
8 bits - a byte   64 bits - an orgi  |     Roleplayer |      -My girlfriend :-D

Shouldn't that be "16 bits - a word  32 bits - a long word  64 bits - a quad
word"?  Oh, I see...THAT wouldn't be NEARLY as funny!  But in that case, for
consistency, shouldn't it be "32 bits - a dynner  64 bits - an orgy"?  Oh,
but then "orgy" would be spelled properly.  I can see I'm going to have to
think about Lars R{der's joke a little longer.

79 columns, "Human being" added as filler, "Roleplayer" as one word, silly
quote from purported girlfriend to prove that Lars R{der isn't as much of a
geek as his "computer menu" might suggest.

What is it with these Danes?

-- 
James A. Cherry
"Can't you little sheep think for yourselves?!" - The Hipster
From: dombart@muli.saar.de (John Raoul Dombart)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: "We don't need no steenking badges..."
Date: 26 Aug 92 21:34:23 GMT

RFowler@kelvin.jpl.nasa.gov (Robert A. Fowler @ Jet Propulsion Laboratory)
signs...

>    _________________________________________________________________
>                        
>                        HONDA -- The only way to fly
>    o          
>  _/\_>   -A proud owner (just wish they were made in the USA)
> O,> / O   [with all respects to Ohio MINE were made in Japan]
>           
>                           CM400T/XL500R/VF500F
>                             '79   '82    '84
>                           
>     Slower trafic keep right (SUCKzukies, HDs, etc.) ->->->->->->->
>    _________________________________________________________________

Gee, donot these quadric wheels *hurt* when youore driving ?

R.D.

P.S.: Seegnatures ? We donot need no steenking seegnatures.


----
  /\ muli - may unexpected love increase
 /..\ In case of danger NTXIVBW the PRSPN !
/_\/_\ dombart@muli.saar.de
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers)
Subject: Re: Noseguy Source Code
Organization: The University of Leeds, School of Computer Studies
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 19:29:17 GMT

In local.mail.xpert, kwj@edu.iastate (kwj) signs:
>
>-- kwj
>
>()  ()
> \oo/
> =||=    What's for dinner?
> {__}
>

Time for another round of WHAT-THE-FUCK-IS-THAT?!
Okay contestants, fingers on buzzers.  Is it ...

        a       The torso of a woman wearing a rather constricting corset?

        b       One of Barbapappa's offspring? (I don't remember their names)

        c       A young couple squeezed into a sleeping bag?
                With perhaps a third in the bulge at the bottom of the bag?

        d       Siamese twins trying the rings exercise after watching
                the gymnastics at the olympics?

        e       McSnide's face after seeing young Briana for the first time?

...

Come on, surely it's not that hard?

-neilb
"Man is the only animal that blushes.  Or needs to." -- Mark Twain
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: YOUR 3rd BALL?
Date: 2 Sep 92 22:00:25 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy


	Again, old hat, but sheer repetition forces me to vent my spleen.

BEGIN SPLEEN-VENT:

In article <1992Sep1.221154.3696@darwin.ntu.edu.au> nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>  GET SET TAX DODGERS (and perspective COBOL freaks)...it's JsNO BAR----NUNN
>                                  DARWIN, NT
>   Physican's on the side of compiler boxes say that COBOL reduces your
> fitness. Sociologist's will tell you that it's responsible for 22% of public
> service deaths. Historians will tell you that it caused the fall of the
> British Empire. Politicians will tell you that it creates negative growth
> in the economy and Acid addicts will tell you that COBOL gives you a bad trip.
>   Did you know that Managers have caught programmers peeing
> on their disk packs when there COBOL program's didn't work. So here's some
> advice from a COBOL programmer:
> Man is not a SELECT INPUT-FILE ASSIGN TO "INPUT.TXT": Stay away from COBOL!.
>                          nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

	All right already!  Everyone on earth knows that any language in
which you have to spell out the word MULTIPLY is inherently foolish!  But
to paraphrase Oscar Wilde, "The only thing worse than having to program in
COBOL is having to READ anything written by a COBOL programmer."

	My guess is that the aforementioned Managers were trying to pee on
there (sic) PROGRAMMERS when the program's (sic) didn't work, most notably
the aforementioned Mr. NUNN.

ObWarlordQuote: What is it with these Northern Territoriers?

--
Steve Buffum           | "Your majesty is like a stream of bat's piss."
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  -- Monty Python
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
Distribution: world
Subject: Re: .mod files requested
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.14 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 04:15:09 +0000

nunn@nutmeg.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) posts a three line
substitute for a personal email message, followed by this 14 line
substitute for a rational opinion:

>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                  GET SET TAX DODGERS...it's JsNO BAR----NUNN
>                                  DARWIN, NT
>   Physican's on the side of compiler boxes say that COBOL reduces your
> fitness. Sociologist's will tell you that it's responsible for 22% of public
> service deaths. Historians will tell you that it caused the fall of the
> British Empire. Politicians will tell you that it creates negative growth
> in the economy and Acid addicts will tell you that COBOL gives you a bad trip.
>   Did you know that Managers have caught programmers peeing
> on their disk packs when there COBOL program's didn't work. So here's some
> advice from a COBOL programmer:
> Man is not a SELECT INPUT-FILE ASSIGN TO "INPUT.TXT": Stay away from COBOL!.
>                          nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I see that spelling and punctuation are still optional in Australia,
just like they were 200 years ago. No wonder Mr. JsNO BAR----NUNN has
such a bee in his bonnet about COBOL. Why, he probably can't even spell
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION the same way twice running.

>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>                  GET SET TRANSPORTEE'S...it's JsNO BAR----NUNN
>                   DARWIN WAS WRONG - HE COULDN'T HAVE EVOLVED
>          NOT EVEN WHEN ISOLATED FROM MAINSTREAM DEVELOPMENT OF HUMANITY
>   Physican's on the side of humanity say that NOBAR----NUNN reduce's your
> fitnes's. Sociologist's will tell you that he's responsible for 22% of
> public service death's. Historian's will tell you that he caused the fall of
> the British Empire. Politician's will tell you that he create's negative
> growth in the economy and Acid addict's will tell you that NOBAR----NUNN's
> article's give you a bad trip.
>   Did you know that Manager's have caught NOBAR----NUNN peeing on his disk
> pack's when his COBOL program''s didn't work. So here''s some advice from
> a COBOL programmer:
> Thi's Man i's against natural SELECTION: Sta'y awa'y from NOBAR----NUN'N!.
>
> leveret@warren.demon.co.uk     A for 'orses, B for mutton, C for yourself,
>                                COBOL for money. A lotta money. It has to be.
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Two 8086-based systems
Date: 26 Aug 92 12:32:40 GMT
Organization: UB

In misc.computers.forsale, <1992Aug25.204530.3732@crd.ge.com>, 
farleyja@sol.crd.ge.com signs oh-so-sincerely:


>				Sincerely yours,
>                                                ____/
>				\              / 
>				 \  /  _/\    / /\/_   |\
>				 /\/\_\  /\--  /    \/\/ \
>				/\                       /\
>				\/                       \/
>
>				Jim Farley
>				GE Corporate Research and Development
>				farleyja@sol.crd.ge.com


I didn't nuke it, so I sincerely don't understand how it got that way!

--jm
meach@edu.edu.edu.edu       |          And don't you forget it!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: Mini "chutes" and Sprinting
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa, Canada
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 15:51:48 GMT

In rec.running, shishir@chpcchpc.org (Shishir Gundavaram) signs:
>
>--Shishir
>
>===============================================================================
>Shishir Gundavaram                           "If  the  Carter government hadn't
>The Center for High Performance Computing     kept the Americans  out of Moscow
>293 Boston Post Road West, Suite 170          in 1980, CARL  LEWIS  would  have
>Marlborough, MA 01752                         been  the  fastest man over three
>                                              Olympics and a full decade."
>Email: shishir@{fishn,chpc}.chpc.org
>Phone: (508) 624-7600 x633                   "I have been very blessed to coach
>                                              some  of  the greatest that  have
>"Sure I can beat him on any given day--       ever  played  the game,  but if I
> that he breaks his leg."                     were to  start a  team today, the
> ---- Mel Purcell assessing his chances       greatest  player  and   the   one
>       of beating IVAN LENDL (87).            guy   I'd    choose    would   be
>                                              LARRY BIRD!" -- Red Auerbach (86)
>===============================================================================

Hmm, let's see - he's got a quote for track, one for tennis, one
for basketball.  What, no lawn bowling?  Maybe I should write him
a letter and ask for one!

The Rhealist - Rheal Nadeau - nadeau@bnr.ca - BNR doesn't warlord!
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Nikon FG (? info wanted)
Date: 1 Sep 92 17:08:18 GMT
Organization: UB

In rec.photo, <1992Aug20.051957.2124@citec.oz.au> sgccpgs@citec.oz.au 
(Paul Salanitri) writes:

>--
>
>==========================================================================
> Paul Salanitri                               sgccpgs@citec.oz.au
>  P.O. Box 12702, Elizabeth Street, Brisbane QLD 4002, AUSTRALIA
>   Committee for the Liberation and Intergration of Terrifying 
>         Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society
>             E quindi uscimmo a riveder le stelle.  
>==========================================================================

Be warned!  This group is nothing but a cover for the Foundation to
Reintegrate Maps of Australia into .Sigs Worldwide.  Do *not* send them
money, asterisks or leftover WhiteSpace[TM]!  *You* could be next!

--jm
meach@oz.au.not           |  Tie me kangaroo down, boys. . .
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Nude i sunspot
Date: 25 Aug 92 22:15:56 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: jmcd@sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu (John McDonald)

In article <44633@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU>, jmcd@sag4 (John McDonald) signs:
John
jmcd@cea.berkeley.edu

begin 664 signature.uu
M:F]H;E\M7U\M7U\M7U\M7U\M7U\M7U\M7U\M7U\M7U\M7VUC9&]N86QD"@E!
M<G1I<W1S(%!R;W9O:V4@06QI96YS"E]?+5]?+5]?+5]?+5]?+5]?+5]?+5]?
M+5]?+5]?+5]?+5]?+5]?+5]?+0IC96YT97(@(" @("!F;W(@(" @("!E=78@
2(" @("!A<W1R;W!H>7-I8W,*
end
-- 
Hmmm.  Looks like transmissions in the extreme ultraviolet part of
the spectrum to me.  Obviously, what else would aliens use?  EBCDIC?
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,dartmouth.alt.warlord
Subject: Re: Transformers T.V. Series History
Date: 25 Aug 92 23:52:14 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <1992Aug25.032230.15150@wam.umd.edu> vgriscep@wam.umd.edu (VGR (Craig Pell)) writes:
>
>                                     __   _____   __     T
>                                    |  --/  _  \--  |    |
>"Freedom is the right of all        |   |   V   |   |    |    VGR
>sentient beings."                   |_== \__ __/ ==_|    |
>                                    | --__| V |__-- |    |
>                                    | \__-|   |-__/ |    |
>                                    |   | |   | |   |    |
>                                     \  | |___| |  /     |
>                                      \_|  ___  |_/      |
>                                         -/___\-         |

Baby with no eyes, no arms, no legs, and is sticking its tongue out at us.
Or maybe at all the whitespace.  "Freedom is the right of all sigs to be
warlorded."

C Squared                                           I made The Meach do it
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: So many .sigs, so little time!
Date: 1 Sep 92 00:23:47 GMT
Organization: UB

In rec.arts.books,rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.sf.misc (now there's a
nice mix!), <1992Aug12.183918.24734@0rlith.bates.edu>, nmiseroc@orlith.bates.edu
(Nathan Miserocchi)  attempts to mislead us:

[Long, boring flame, full of SHOUTING-AND-NASTY-LANGUAGE tucked away, out of
the sight of the gentle readers of a.f.w!]

> *****************************************************************
> 
> nmiseroc@orlith.bates.edu                  
> 
> -A .sig is a true sign of computer nerdiness, thats why this is a
> fake.
> 
> -Damn, I wish I had one though.
> *****************************************************************
> -- 
> ********************************************************************************
> nmiseroc@orlith.bates.edu
>                                Bates College
>                                Lewiston, ME


The trouble with Maine is, it tends to leave a person with a lot of time on
his hands. . . and unfortunately, some of those hands have access to keyboards!

I wonder what he calls that thing that is trailing along behind his '--',
anyway?

--jm
                  -=<*meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu*>=-
       The older woman flirts with a self-controlled awareness
        which can make her assaults much more deadly than the
            blind rushes of the young.   -- Iris Murdoch
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord