HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: darkmoor@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Darkmoore)
Subject: Re: Resp to Arcane from Rai.
Organization: Purdue Computing Center
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 18:00:47 GMT

In article <1992Sep26.212915.3408@memstvx1.memst.edu>, mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
> In article <am2oRB2w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu>, arcane@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Kendrick Davis) writes:
> > mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
> > 
> >> 
> >> 
> >> My poor luck really shouldn't surprise me by now but every once in a while I
> >> forget and then reality strikes hard. Turning to the subject of my car ...
> >> that piece of %&*#^&#^&*#!...I called the shop they said it was ready. I aske
> >> them if they were sure and they said go ahead and pick it up. I showed up 
> >> around 6pm after work, tired, hungry, and payed $200 for the car and went
> >> to drive home and it wouldn't start!!!!!  Life there's just no winning...only
> >> mommentary gratification at times.
> > 
> > 
> >  NOW RAI !!!!
> > 
> >   As you are *well* aware, This post is in the "wrong" newsgroup! And, if 
> > you're not CAREFUL. you may well become the --> Next --<   *Target* for 
> > PuterDUDE, so WATCH yourself, girl!!!
> > 
> > (chuckle)
> > 
> >                           -< ARCANE >-
> > 
> > < Ok, so I'm Evil....TOP IT, babe!!!!>
> Arcane-
> I think I have ascended to the position in this newsgroups that allows me to
> post what I want and popular opinion is on my side. As for Puter I can handle
> ANYTHING he might throw out.
> 
> Rai.

  Girlfriend,

  **snap,snap**  Kick his butt girl!

  Darkmoore.
From: kr2h@larch.cs.Virginia.EDU (Kenneth Ruggaber)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Hopelessly married male wants email
Date: 28 Sep 92 14:44:48 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia Computer Science Department


In response to the man? who just posted soliciting
married women, I have to register my 0.02.  I think you
are scum!  As a recent victim of marital infidelity, I
am deeply offended.  You need to get a conscience...

My life at the moment is in a tailspin.  Any consoling
words from fellow netters would be welcome.
From: p00056@psilink.com (Faustus)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I need it
Date: 26 Sep 92 12:35:00 GMT
Organization: Inferno
X-Mailer: PSILink (3.2)

>DATE:   25 Sep 92 19:36:42 GMT
>FROM:   L. D. Stratton <larry@bradley.bradley.edu>
>In <Bv5BqL.KML@umassd.edu> s14258bc@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>>I'm gay and I need it bad
>>someone please help
>
>   Another academic year, another unattended terminal, another 
>   example of homophobia.
>   Are we forever doomed to repeat ourselves?

Its the endless cycle, we continually screw ourselves as the drooling idiot
god watches his minions.. Its just us.. 

Faustus
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From: voss@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (stephen voss)
Subject: Akasha, I have one word 4 u...
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 14:46:35 GMT

sandwich...need i say more!
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Clarification to post 28226
Date: 5 Oct 92 12:47:27 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1992Oct5.124349.3523@memstvx1.memst.edu>, mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
> To all the people writing to me asking where I have gone or if I'm
> gone for good etc.... Sheesh! Can't a person take a couple of days off
> from work. I really do have a life outside the net. Honest! To the 
> nonsence about the flames I received. Granted I do admit I deserved
^^^^^^^^^^ 
I admit that I was a major contributor to the nonsence.
R.

> alot of what I was handed but, regardless this has all gone too far.
> 
> I think I overstepped some boundaries and yes my gramatical skills are weak
> when I don't take the time to proofread.  I really enjoy this group (chatty 
> as it may be) if I could find the same group of people (dare I almost call 
> them friends) in another group I would consider leaving. 
> 
> There are many rumors and flames I would like to put to rest or extinguish.
> However, I will refrain.
> 
> As Always,
> Rai.
> 
> ___________________________________________________________________________
> "Damn, wish I was your lover, I'd rock you till the daylight comes make sure
> you are smiling and warm, I am everything, tonight I'll be your mother, I'll
> do such things to ease your pain, free your mind and you won't be the same..."
>                                          __Sophie B. Hawkins
> Raina Weinberg ...............................MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
>
From: ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: >>> BAD BOY <<<
Date: 2 Oct 92 21:39:49 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, UC Davis

>guest@voyager3.sdsu.edu (Guest User) writes:
>
>>I was a bad boy last night and fucked my girlfriend in the ass as she
>>screamed in pain. what should I do to make it up to her ?
>
>>Bad Bugger
>
Does anyone else wonder whether or not this guy is bragging?

Just curious.

                                                    Mo

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From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Bikes are fun!
Organization: a place to gather
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 19:14:08 GMT

 weiss@bdcv8.nrl.navy.mil throws a leg over...

>Bikes are: fun, inexpensive, fun, easy to park, fun, easy to maneuver in 
>traffic, fun, economical, fun, sexy,...did I leave out anything?

(Puter remembers watching 2 young gentlemen flying over the hood of
an old man's car who will later say "I didn't see them!")

Nope, I believe you said it all...

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From: anonymus+1278@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: GWM in DE/Philadelphia/Baltimore area
Date: 6 Oct 92 00:59:09 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service


	GWM looking for a young,  good looking, well built male in the
Delaware/Philly/Maryland area; I'm unexperienced and I'd like to get
some.

	Me:
		Oscar
		25 yo.
		5'6" - 135
		Well built, athletic type.
		Ph. (302) 737-1536

	Please, answer by phone  after 10 pm. or leave a message.
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From: jordan@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella)
Subject: penpals, it's Jenny
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-1459]: sparta
Followup-To: lo@che.che.tulane.edu
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Tulane Univ., New Orleans, LA
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 04:12:51 GMT

Hi, penpals,
    Guess what!?  I have an account!  Unfortunately, I can't read
    news through my account, but I can still get mail.  For those
    of you that would rather E-mail me than snail mail me, you can!
    (I'll let you!  :-)  )

    By the way, to all of the great guys that wrote to me over the
    summer, thanks a billion.  I really enjoyed reading your
    letters, and I'm only sorry I didn't have more time to write
    letters.

    And if there are any of you reading this that would like to
    send me some e-mail, I wouldn't mind!

Take care!
Jenny Lo
From: kyle@Ingres.COM (Kyle Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Test - please ignore
Keywords: test message
Date: 2 Oct 92 18:36:42 GMT
Reply-To: kyle@Ingres.COM (Kyle Smith)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501

In article <Oct.2.12.55.03.1992.4731@gandalf.rutgers.edu> arands@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Rolf Arands) writes:
>Please ignore.  I am learning how to use "nn".

	You can use the newsgroup alt.test for this testing stuff you know...
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: "Raistlin Majere" <p00139@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: Why I'm lame. (was Re: WHAT? Ugly guys get the women?!)
Organization: Tower of High Sorcer - Palanthas
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 05:21:41 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink (3.2)

>DATE:   24 Sep 92 02:55:22 GMT
>FROM:   Anisa Alnoor Aldoubosh <aaldoubo@copper.denver.colorado.edu>
>
>In article <zoltar.06nl@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz> zoltar@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms) writes:
>>
>>Listen man, I am 19, approaching 20 and I have NEVER had a girlfriend.
>>Don't worry about it, as I have been told, there's someone for you
>>(sometimes it just takes a while to find them).
>
>I keep noticing how Sam is avoiding my inquiry to describe himself so
>that we might ascertain whether he really is ugly or not.  I think
>he just has an inferiority complex ... for some reason he believes
>that a beautiful 'babe' will be the cure for that.

	Aw, don't listen to 'em, Sam. Ya either get past it, or
	else go into the bathroom, throw a strap over the shower
	curtain rod, and do the decent thing.

>
>>Cheer up dude..
>
>He definitely needs to lighten up a bit.

	Oh, leave him alone....he's doing fine.....
>
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From: anonymus+1198@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: Sensitive SWM seeking Fe-mail.
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 11:32:09 GMT


Hello to all those who have taken the time to read this post!  I had faith
that there had to be a few females out there reading this newsgroup. 
Believe me, I know it isn't easy wading through all the crap that is
posted in this group!  Thanks for giving me a chance to show you that
there are a few respectable guys out there (well, at least one).

Anyway, about me.  I'm 21 and a college student in the Northwest.  I've
been going out quite a bit the last few months, but would nevertheless
like to meet some new e-mail friends.  I am a firm believer that one can
never have too many friends!  

There's so much more I could tell you about myself, but we will cover all
that in time, just so long as you reply to this post.  I really hope to
talk to each and every one of you out there (though that would take
FOREVER!).  Go ahead, press 'R'.  I think you'll be pleasantly surprised
to find someone refreshingly sensitive and caring.  Have a great day! ;)
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From: hamilton@syd.dit.CSIRO.AU (Paul Hamilton)
Subject: Internet address of Oracle in Montreal
Keywords: Montreal Oracle
Organization: CSIRO Division of Info Tech, Sydney, Australia
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 04:01:47 GMT

Like it says, I am trying to find the internet address or a means of
getting email through to Oracle in Montreal in Canada.

Thanx in Advance...

Paul Hamilton
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Looking for Jennifer Palcher
From: mschlenk@oread.cc.ukans.edu
Date: 3 Oct 92 20:59:34 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Serces



Searching for Jennifer Palcher.

This is Mike from the University of Kansas.  Remember me?  We talked
a lot over the mail last year and we haven't talked in a long time.
I don't even know if you have an account.  Get back to me if you're
out there.

Mike
Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkees
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: A boy named Kimmy
Date: 30 Sep 1992 21:57:22 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <17701@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu>, ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo) writes:
>In article <1aagcvINNeeh@golem.wcc.govt.nz> parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>>
>>BARF!!!!!!



>What's the matter, Rachel?.....Did you eat bad fish?

Musta been.




Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
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From: anonymus+949@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: L ISO L
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 20:20:00 GMT

Lesbian in stable, monogamous relationship would like to receive e-mail
from other lesbians to discuss common experiences and concerns and to
establish friendships.  
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From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Rai..Tyger...and a personals post
Keywords: Locksmith. Tumbler. Keychain.
Organization:  Something close to nothing, but different than the day before
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 18:44:57 GMT

virgo@metter.fmpmis.metter.com (Paul Virgo) writes:
>
>Nope,nope,nope! Ain't gonna flame nobody! 

Sounds like a song...

Ain't gonna flame nobody!
(on alt.personals!)
Ain't gonna flame nobody!
(I'm just posting here!)

(With apologies to Kid n' Play)

>But I decided to say that I will hereby pay homage to both Rai and Tyger...
>they are my net.goddesses.friends (Though I've had no correspondence with 
>Tyger,whatsoever)...

Pity, that...

>Basing this on the interesting and entertaining posts both have put on the
>net. They both seem to be ALOT of fun(I have Rai's .gif...and clothing that
>shows bare shoulders drive me crazy..have to replace the NCD X-terminal,now).

I try to be fun...it doesn't always work...:) So....you gonna be out this way in
December for TygerBoink? ;)

>curious virgo

Actually, I wonder how many of the people that have been "turning alt.personals
into a chat group" have access to alt.romance.chat. This isn't a poke at anyone
in particular, but I too wonder why there is so muchg chat here when there is
another group for just that...As I said, I don't care where people post what,
for the most part, I'm just curious.

   Tyger
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From: anonymus+277@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu (LANCELOT)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: GINA
Date: 1 Oct 92 21:55:00 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service

Dearest Lady Gina,
    If Dave turns you down or you simple
    wish to expand you options....
    send me a note.
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From: obrien@acf3.nyu.edu (Chief O'Brien)
Subject: Re: Men's Drawers... (Article)
Organization: DON'T MESS WITH THE O(BRIEN), Inc.
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 01:08:41 GMT

bvntyler@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Professional Amateur Nudist!) writes:
[stuff deleted]
> Don't base your world view on movies bub!  Boxers and briefs are
> equally sexy, its the guy underneath the underwear that counts.

I agree wholeheartedly with the above statement.  *applauds* Isn't
that the most important thing?  The guy (or woman), wearing the
boxers, briefs, bikinis (whichever you prefer), is what you are
attracted too, not the clothing they wear.  And if you happen to like
what kind of underwear they are wearing, than that is a plus.  But the
post is getting a bit out of hand.  This is not what I had in mind
when I first posted the article.  Let me try to clear some things up.

Number 1:	I posted the article about "Men's Drawers" because I
thought you (the readers of this group) might ENJOY it.  I thought
maybe a change of pace from the flames and the personal ads being
posted, might help lighten up the place a bit.  I thought maybe this
will give people something to THINK about.  I mean after all, we are
men and women of the '90s and the dating game has definately changed.
Little insights into each other give us better perspective and
understanding and hopefully this understanding can help bring about
better relationships.  But apparently (from some of the email and
posts I have received and read) it did not do that.

Number 2:	I was NOT the author of that article.  I took it from
an article I read in COSMOPOLITAN this month (I posted that
information also for those of you who thought that I wrote the
article).  I was just presenting one woman's view of men and how they
are preceived as sexy to her.  I am in no way saying that if you do
NOT wear boxers then you aren't sexy.  Each woman sees different
things, different ways.  What I consider sexy maybe not be another
woman's idea of sexy.  The basic point I was trying to convey to you
is: THE HARDER YOU TRY TO LOOK SEXY, THE GOOFIER YOU LOOK.  The author
said that in the article.. and I agree with her.  Just be yourself.  I
can almost guarantee that this works better than any pickup line or
you trying to be something you aren't.

and

Number 3:	I am NOT looking to date guys who wear boxers.  If I
wanted to post a personal ad, I would have.  For those of you who want
to know what *I* think.  Yes, I like men who wear boxer shorts, but
that doesn't mean I am going to break up with my SO just because
sometimes he wears briefs.

*gets off soap box* 

I wanted to thank you those of you who emailed me and said "Thanks for
sharing."  That is all I wanted to do.  Good Luck and may you find
what you are looking for.

Sincerely,

Julia R. O'Brien










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From: ina_pearce@actew.oz.au
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Men's Drawers... (Article)
Date: 2 Oct 92 13:54:50 EST
Organization: ACT Electricity & Water

In article <1992Sep30.222135.15891@cmcl2.nyu.edu>, obrien@acf3.nyu.edu (Chief O'Brien) writes:
> 
> Just an article I found, that I thought you all might enjoy:
> 
> 
> [Reproduced without permission from COSMOPOLITAN Magazine, October 1992].
> 
> Men's Drawers		by Melissa Rossi
> 
> 
*** utter garbage deleted ***
> 
> 
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you only have to look at any movie to see they always depict the hunk in briefs
and the dork, dweeb, geek etc etc in boxer shorts with the women laughing at him
that's because it's the truth!

just because some stupid fashion magazine decided to make boxer shorts trendy
all the stupid women with no brains to think for themselves started saying
'we believe, we believe'

if a women left me because of the above situation I would tell her to f**k off
and find a women who has taste AND a brain to think for herself!!!
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From: williamf@umbc5.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper)
Subject: Re: Hello  Hi!!
Organization: Univ. of MD, Baltimore County
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:08:07 GMT

In article <17671@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu> ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo) writes:
>In article <zoltar.06nr@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz> zoltar@glasgow.amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms) writes:
>>
>>Grant
>>(provider of `Cuteness' on the net)
>>
>Go, Grant, go!!!!.....Hey, whatdya say you and I start a cuteness brigade
>on this newsgroup?  Whatdya think, Grant?  You in?

 grumble**frown**bitch**moan**sulk**pout**withdraw**early**whine*
    Naw, this'll be More cuteness than a alt.p should have!!!
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From: sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Suddenly, Alt.Personals is flooded with posts from a small college somewhere in West Virginia!
Date: 5 Oct 92 04:25:49 GMT
Organization: The Tiny Software Co., via APK Public Access Unix, Cleveland

reel@ab.wvnet.edu writes:

well, actually, what reel wrote isn't important... I just wanted to comment
on the fact that there are a bunch of people posting from Alderson-Broaddus
College. Which is cool! Welcome to everyone from AB... wherever it is
(exactly *where the hell* is it, anyhow?)

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