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From: njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich)
Subject: Re: I get stern on 5, maby 6 stations!
Organization: Nick Simicich, Peekskill, NY
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 13:52:52 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.034203.6906@scifi.uucp> njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich) writes:
>In article <Jan.20.00.52.47.1993.381@busboys.rutgers.edu> dgeller@busboys.rutgers.edu (dgeller) writes:
>>Marc, where in New Jersey are you listening from?  I know in Central
>>New Jersey it would be almost impossible to get the Chicago station on
>>1000 AM because of 1010 WINS radio from NYC overpowering the signal,
>>though I never tried it....
>
>1010 WINS may have a 50,000 watt daytime license, but they are
>definitely low power at night.  It is hard to pick them up in
>Peekskill, 40 miles north of NYC at night.

Someone pointed out to me in email that 1010 WINS stays with 50,000
watts at night, but shifts to a directional signal, with a eastern
pattern.  They probably have the same sort of deal that that New
Orleans station did many years ago: They were allowed full power but
had to serve an offshore area at night.  I used to listen to them at
Florida.
-- 
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From: jwidor@melpar (Jeff Widor)
Subject: Re: howard sucks
Organization: E-Systems, Melpar Division
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 11:41:14 GMT

cmoore@scott.skidmore.edu (colin moore) writes:


>yup.  He really sucks.  Get some taste, folks.


Your just another example of the fact that,
SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET IT!!

ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
================================================================================
Jeff Widor
jwidor@melpar.esys.com

Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: jil@uts.uucp (Jamie Lubin)
Subject: Re: Greaseman?
Organization: Bellcore, Piscataway, NJ
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 16:59:58 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.163112.19762@cbfsb.cb.att.com> mxl@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (marc.a.levy) writes:
>I had to login to post this one......
>
>I just heard a comercial on KROCK....  The greaseman is
>comming to New York!!  Argh!! and he is on KROCK!!        
>
>I cant wait to hear what Howard has to say about this one!!
>
>I would also like to know who is looing their job...  I hope
>it is that looser Dave Herman, or even better.... Pete
>Fornutell.. The radio station HAS taken a turn for the worst,
>it all started with Flo and Eddie!

If you can't beat them, join them??  Howard was going head-to-head w/him in
Wash D.C. & had been beating him for a long time (even prior to Howard's
reaching #1 in D.C. recently).  Could be interesting.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: jil@uts.uucp (Jamie Lubin)
Subject: Re: Mayberry '93
Organization: Bellcore, Piscataway, NJ
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 18:50:15 GMT

In article <C19nn8.LoK@melpar> jwidor@melpar (Jeff Widor) writes:
> How about some opinions of Mayberry '93.  I thought it was one of the 
>funniest bits Howie has done in quite some time. (Of course, he HASN'T
>done many bits lately).  Let's hear favorite quotes, overall impressions,
>etc...
>
>Personaly, I love the part where Opie says Floyd is a great kisser.

Thought it was pretty good.  Don't remember too many lines offhand, but liked
when Barney (I think) called Andy (I think) a f***ing hillbilly.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: johnc@porsche.cs.rpi.edu (John Colasante)
Subject: Re: howard sucks
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Computer Science, Troy NY
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 21:40:55 GMT



   yup.  He really sucks.  Get some taste, folks.


miscreant = someone who posts "he sucks" message in alt.fan newsgroup.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: cmoore@scott.skidmore.edu (colin moore)
Subject: howard sucks
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 02:46:32 GMT


yup.  He really sucks.  Get some taste, folks.
From: wizdom@src4src.linet.org (John Schappert)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Howard's Fans & the FCC
Date: 22 Jan 93 15:10:54 GMT
Organization: The Source for Source



Howard said that the fans should not do a thing until he gives the command..
Until then we wait...
From: Power@cup.portal.com (Ron A Uitz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Greaseman
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 93 18:43:30 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: spinaa@rpi.edu (Matt Garretson)
Subject: Sample request: "Angry young Meg" 1/26
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 17:02:43 GMT

If the guy who offered to digitize bits from the show is still around, could
you please grab the "Angry Young Meg" song that was on today (Tues. 1/26) 
approximately between 6:45 and 7:00 EST. Thanks.
From: noel@umbc2.umbc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: RE: Greaseman?
Date: 26 Jan 93 18:31:12 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore County
NNTP-Posting-Host: umbc2.umbc.edu


	I heard on WJFK the Greaseman is coming February 8th.  he is 
broadcasting from LA and would come on at 7, After the Don & Mike show.
	IMHO, I wish Infinity would've syndicated the G. Gordon Liddy show 
instead.

[For the uninformed, Doug "Greaseman" Tracht took over the Morning slot at WWDC 
(DC101) in 1982 shortly after Howard Stern was fired.  His show is revolves 
around him telling stories, most of which are based on old jokes.  While he has 
his moments, the Greaseman is largely annoying after a week of listening.  I 
find it really bizarre that Infinity hired both him and Don & Mike--his main 
competition in DC in the mornings of past]
From: Power@cup.portal.com (Ron A Uitz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Greaseman
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 93 18:44:42 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)


>Here's some more info from the 1/25/93 Philadelphia Inquirer:

>        "Six to 10 is a vast wasteland in Philadelphia radio," says 'YSP
>        boss Ken Stevens, who also runs the Washington station where the
>        Greaseman has been working.

Looks like the newspaper made a small factual error:  Ken Stevens 
runs the Infinity station in Washington (WJFK-FM), which is *not* the 
Washington station where the Greaseman has been working (WWDC-FM).  
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: jil@uts.uucp (Jamie Lubin)
Subject: Re: Fart-Man
Reply-To: jil@donuts0.bellcore.com
Organization: Bellcore, Piscataway, NJ
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 13:54:42 GMT

In article <jcmitch.727674262@husc.harvard.edu> jcmitch@husc8.harvard.edu (John Mitchell) writes:
>
>>Anyone Hear any News about Fart Man or any other projects by the Stern crew?
>
>Last I heard, Fart Man was due out sometime this summer. I will find out
>and post more details after I talk to a friend of mine; a devoted Sternophile.

Last I heard was Spring '94.
From: greg@puck.webo.dg.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: More stations carrying Howard
Date: 22 Jan 93 14:41:41 GMT
Reply-To: greg@puck.webo.dg.com
Organization: NSDD-X.500, Data General Corp.

DOes anyone have any info on any more stations popping up
in the Northeast, particularly in Hartford or Boston, I know
the ZLX thing was killed by Jessie (DICKHEAD) Helms,
would appreciate it, can only get him from 6-6:50 on Buffalo
statio and it comes in like crap, I HATE BOSTON RADIO , AAAAAAH,
 Greg
From: drubin@poly.edu (David Rubin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Howard Stern and the FCC Again!
Date: 26 Jan 93 18:34:35 GMT
Reply-To: drubin@poly.edu
Organization: Polytechnic University

In article Ksz@hpchase.rose.hp.com, duane@mothra.rose.hp.com (Duane) writes: 
>            I have been reading this group for a while now and have chosen this
> time to put my two cents in.  When anyone goes to get an FCC license they know
> the rules ... they know what the consequences are ... loose your license or
> play by the rules that you had to sign your name to!

> If Howard played by the rules ... and not break the laws and try to defend 
> himself after knowingly doing it.  "I did hit him with my car and put him in
> the hospital ... but he got in my way"  what does it mean ... Breaking the rulesand >then trying to change the rules while being prosecuted ... is stupid.
Um, excuse me.  What rules exactly did Howard Stern break?!

What has been said on the Howard Stern show that hasn't been said 100 times on Donahue, Ofrah, Geraldo, and every other slimy talk show?  And how many other "shock jocks" are there around the country that rip off Stern and are ignored by the FCC?

Just because Stern says the words penis and masturbation do not make his show "obscene".  And the FCC claims that it is merely protecting the innocent ears of children who listen to the show, when in fact its been shown that children do not listen to Stern (evident from the advertising on the show).

The bottom line is, the FCC was clearly targeting Stern.  With Sikes gone, maybe the FCC will go back to concentrating on what they're supposed to be doing, instead of practicing censorship.  I'm sure they can find better things to do with our money.
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From: rick@msage.com (Rick Havourd)
Subject: Available in Detroit?
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 21:41:56 GMT
Organization: Micro Sage Software Systems
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Does anybody know any stations in the Detroit or Lansing (Michigan) area.
If so, what station and times?


-- 
Rick Havourd
Micro Sage Software Systems
From: bz820@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher M. Paulus)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Recap of Friday's Show?
Date: 24 Jan 1993 13:58:48 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


Could someone tell me what happened on the show on this past 
Friday after 8:30 EST?  I couldn't listen for the rest of the 
show.

Thanks!
-- 
Chris Paulus
Baltimore, MD
bz820@cleveland.freenet.edu
CompuServe:  71541,1617
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: jwidor@melpar (Jeff Widor)
Subject: Re: Greaseman?
Organization: E-Systems, Melpar Division
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 16:55:44 GMT


>Read an article in the Saturday (I think) NY Daily News radio column which
>said that Meg Griffin might be moving to 10 PM-2AM slot due to Greaseman's
>arrival.....that she was not too happy about this, and might leave the
>station.  

>That's all I've heard or seen --- I do agree about Flo & Eddie, though
>(they sucked!)

>Who (or what) is this "Zachary" character that's on WXRK weekend mornings?  

I don't know what time Meg in on in New York, but The Greaseman is scheduled 
to be on from 7:00 PM to 11:00(?) PM here in the DC area.  Does anyone know
what time he'll be broadcasting in LA?  That is his home base.  BTW, those
of you who live in New York will tire of him quickly just like we did here
in DC.  The stories CAN be funny, but he uses that annoying voice all the time
which is a HUGE turn-off to the ear.  I'm sure Howard must be sick about this.
Someone mentioned that he stopped ragging on Don & Mike a few months before
they showed up at WJFK.  I remember him raising hell with them just a few
days before they went on the air here in DC.  They had mentioned his name
in one of theit promos.  I hate to turn this into a NON-Howard Stern
newsgroup, but D&M had mentioned that the reason Infinity hired them was
because Howard couldn't BEAT them.  I disagree.  Before D&M started on WJFK
the station was broadcasting a WEAK signal from a tower outside the DC
Beltway in Northern VA.  The station was UNABLE to broadcast to most 
of MD. This made it virtually impossible for the station to get decent DC
ratings.  D&M's first broadcast day from WJFK was the day the station started
running a dual signal from the tower in VA and an AM station located in
Baltimore.  If they had still been at WAVA when this had happened Howard
would have KICKED THIER BUTTS!!!!  'Nuff said! 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: jwidor@melpar (Jeff Widor)
Subject: Mayberry '93
Organization: E-Systems, Melpar Division
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 17:37:54 GMT

 How about some opinions of Mayberry '93.  I thought it was one of the 
funniest bits Howie has done in quite some time. (Of course, he HASN'T
done many bits lately).  Let's hear favorite quotes, overall impressions,
etc...

Personaly, I love the part where Opie says Floyd is a great kisser.

================================================================================
Jeff Widor
jwidor@melpar.esys.com
E-Systems Inc., Melpar Division 

Opinions expressed are solely my own and not those of my employer.

"Floyd's a better deal than you guys anyday, He's a great kisser!"
							Opie Tayler
From: Jayson_Hahn@hq-bbs.wisdom.bubble.org (Jayson Hahn)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Howards New Baby
Date: 26 Jan 93 17:52:24 GMT
Organization: Headquarters BBS (Morristown, NJ)


  Does anyone know if Howard had a Boy or a Girl?


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Amiga Sysop Headquarters BBS             "You Heart Attack Bastard"
1-201-672-8944                        (Howard Stern to Jackie Martling)

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From: duke@portal.paperboy.osf.org (Duke Robillard)
Subject: Re: Calling Dr. Howard? ...
Organization: /u1/duke/.organization
Date: 26 Jan 93 13:10:43



ach@unislc.uucp (Andy Hutton) writes:
   I've got a question, awhile back Howard claimed to a caller that he
   had a Doctorate in Psychology from Columbia University. 

He's also told callers that he's a priest, that he's a
medical doctor, and that his wife just died in a car
crash.  Don't believe everything he says to make a caller
sound dumb.

   Anyone know what Howard's education is?

As other people said, he's got a BA in Communications from BU.
His wife, however, has a Masters in Social Work from Columbia.


--
Duke Robillard, DoD #130, duke@osf.org
From: Jayson_Hahn@hq-bbs.wisdom.bubble.org (Jayson Hahn)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Fart-Man
Date: 24 Jan 93 04:38:28 GMT
Organization: Headquarters BBS (Morristown, NJ)

In a message dated Sat 23 Jan 93 17:58, Jcmitch@husc8.harvard.edu (john Mit
wrote:

>Anyone Hear any News about Fart Man or any other projects by the Stern
crew?

 JM> Last I heard, Fart Man was due out sometime this summer. I will find
 JM> out
 JM> and post more details after I talk to a friend of mine; a devoted
 JM> Sternophile.

Fart Man will not be out this summer, in fact he isn't even done writing it
yet. Also it is not definite that the Moive will be Fart Man. That is the
Plan at the moment, but Howard is working on two scripts and the other
might make it first.

But at the moment there is no definite date to even start shooting!


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Amiga Sysop Headquarters BBS                   "You Heart Attack Bastard"
1-201-672-8944                              (Howard Stern to Jackie
Martling)

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From: heitke@tellabs.com (Steve Heitke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Gary goofing up on "Best of Stern"
Date: 26 Jan 93 18:25:28 GMT
Organization: Tellabs, Lisle, IL

>>Hey,
>>Did anyone catch Gary (BabaBooey) doing a spot for Tiger Sholman (sp?) Karate
>>this morning in the NY area?  For those of you who didn't, it went something 
>>like this ...
>>
>>... Master Sholman has developed a three step proceedure to getting fit ..
>>        "A" blah, blah, blah ...
>>        "2" blah, blah, blah ...
>>        "3" blah, blah, blah ...
>>
>Yea, he was doing a commercial (I think for Nutri-System) and he said "Let
>me start this over again..."  Augh!

He goofed up the "Brother IntelleFax" spot this morning, he was most of the way
through it, reading the part about how the paper comes out straight... he said
"it's great for filling copies" when I'm SURE it was meant to be filing copies.
		^^^^^^^
He didn't even notice he pronounced it wrong!
-- 
		Steve Heitke   -   heitke@tellabs.com
From: bz820@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher M. Paulus)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Recap of Friday's Show?
Date: 24 Jan 1993 14:09:51 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


Could someone tell me what happened on the show on this past 
Friday after 8:30 EST?  I couldn't listen for the rest of the 
show.

Thanks!
-- 
Chris Paulus
Baltimore, MD
bz820@cleveland.freenet.edu
CompuServe:  71541,1617
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: Heilberg@FASECON.ECON.NYU.EDU (Cindy Heilberger)
Subject: Where's Howard?
Organization: New York University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 15:43:39 GMT

Why is there a Best of on today?  Was it planned?  Did Howard's wife ever 
give birth?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: rshvern@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (K-rAd d00D!)
Subject: Re: Howard Stern and the FCC Again!
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 20:31:53 GMT

Howard not playing by the rules? What do Oprah, Geraldo, and all the
other talk shows do?  They use the same language and have crazy guest
like the transexual necropedophiles, yet only Howard gets the flames for
it.  If everyone starts bending the rules, maybe the rules need a bit of
revising.  I don't see him as drastically different, in fact the talk
shows are worse because it is not comedy, but real people talking about
actual oddities.  

Other morning djs get by with substituting other words for the
'offensive' words, which doesn't do a whole lot to change the meaning
either, so are these guys breaking the rules when they say "I gerblonked
my girlfriends honkslap"???

k-rAd d00d!!!
From: noel@umbc2.umbc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Howard on other Infinity personalities
Date: 28 JAN 93 14:36:29 EST
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore County
NNTP-Posting-Host: umbc2.umbc.edu

	Here are some of my memories of what Howard Stern has said on-air
about some of the other Infinity Personalities:

G. Gordon Liddy:  Howard has had Mr. Liddy on as a guest several times, and in 
one of their greatest moments, Stern called up Liddy's radio show to promote
"Butt Bongo Feista"--that was priceless
	BTW, Liddy has said on several occasions he likes Howard Stern, they 
get along well, despite their different opinions.

Don & Mike:  Howard never attacked this Zoo team as much as he has the ones in 
other cities.  One time a callee asked Howard what he thought of Don & Mike 
being on the same station as him.  Howard replied with the comment Infinity had 
a habit of singing on people he hated.
	Don & Mike never mention Stern.

The Greaseman:  Howard often referrs to him as "The Grease-penis" bur more 
often talks about DC-101, the station that fired Stern and hired Grease.  Stern 
said The Greaseman is the type of person who would be good to come onto his 
show and tell stories every once in a while.
	No word from the Greasemean.

	It seems by and large that Infinity personalities do not mention each 
other.  For  a while Don & Mike had a fued going with G Gordon Liddy, but then 
it suddenly stopped on both sides (though it did come back for just a bit when 
Liddy referred to them as "The Dog & Pony Show" for parodying his boradcasts 
from Isreal).  D&M also claim they beat the Greaseman when they were still on 
in the mornings against him.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: mxl@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (marc.a.levy)
Subject: Re: I get stern on 5, maby 6 stations!
Organization: AT&T
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 19:16:52 GMT

In article <93021.123026JFC109@psuvm.psu.edu> <JFC109@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Thanxs;
>    After reading your post, it seemed possible that I might be able to get How
>ard up here at Penn State. I was excited to get the Chicago station you mention
>ed loud and clear, but then dissapointed when they did not play the show. I get
> the Buffalo station (it is 1520 KB-Talk), but it is very weak.
>    All in all, thanx for your post. A weak Howard is much better then no Howar
>d at all.
>                                  Joe
>

I guess you tuned in chicago 1000 before 7AM (Local time).
Remember...... Chicago is 1 hour behind, so the show starts at
6AM in chicago, so you will have to tune in at 7AM (Local Penn
time).... If you get 1000 Loud and clear, your better off
listening to 1000.

Marc
From: debrot@protocol.zycad.com (Ed Debrot)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Gary goofing up on "Best of Stern"
Date: 25 Jan 1993 13:46:07 -0500
Organization: Protocol, A Division of Zycad Corporation
Distribution: world
Reply-To: debrot@protocol.zycad.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: hayaku.protocol.zycad.com


In article <1993Jan25.180630.24057@cbfsb.cb.att.com>, mxl@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (marc.a.levy) writes:
|> In article <1k0un8INN5ja@hayaku.protocol.zycad.com> dominick@protocol.zycad.com writes:
|> >
|> >Hey,
|> >Did anyone catch Gary (BabaBooey) doing a spot for Tiger Sholman (sp?) Karate
|> >this morning in the NY area?  For those of you who didn't, it went something 
|> >like this ...
|> >
|> >... Master Sholman has developed a three step proceedure to getting fit ..
|> >		"A" blah, blah, blah ...
|> >		"2" blah, blah, blah ...
|> >		"3" blah, blah, blah ...
|> >
|> >I just love it when Gary sits in for Howard !!
|> >
|> 
|> As we were reminded of earlier today on Best Of, It is
|> possible that the copy was incorrect, and gary was not paying
|> attention, so read the copy as it was written...
|> 
|> Marc
|> .
|> 

Well I think I've heard it all. I expect some Howard ass-kissing in this newsgroup, but Gary?  Come on, Gary's just an imbecile.
From: Jayson_Hahn@hq-bbs.wisdom.bubble.org (Jayson Hahn)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Howards New Baby
Date: 27 Jan 93 22:49:36 GMT
Organization: Headquarters BBS (Morristown, NJ)

In a message dated Wed 27 Jan 93 17:20, Evh@genie.slhs.udel.edu (troy Savil
wrote:

 ES> In article <Jayson_Hahn.033t@hq-bbs.wisdom.bubble.org> Jayson_Hahn@hq-
 ES> bbs.wisdom.bubble.org (Jayson Hahn) writes:
>
>  Does anyone know if Howard had a Boy or a Girl?
>
 ES> Howard's WIFE had a baby girl.....

OH, sorry Mr.Smantics!


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From: Power@cup.portal.com (Ron A Uitz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Howard Stern and the FCC Again!
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 93 18:47:20 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

>the rules ... they know what the consequences are ... loose your license or
>play by the rules that you had to sign your name to!

>If Howard played by the rules ... and not break the laws and try to defend 
>himself after knowingly doing it.  "I did hit him with my car and put him in

I'm going to assume you really know the answers to your questions.  Howard's
complaint is that nobody has ever defined what "indecent" speech is, so
Howard has no way of accurately censoring himself.  For instance, recently
Howard's stations were fined $600,000 because Howard eluded to wanting to
rape his L.A. competitors, Mark and Brian, in the ass.  Well, a couple of
weeks ago I noticed that the "Weekend Update" guy on Saturday Night Live
made a similar jestful comment.  Obviously, the FCC has not geared up to 
fine all 250+ NBC television affiliates $200,000 each for airing this
apparently indecent remark; it is unfair that something is only indecent
when Howard says it.  There is also an obvious First Amendment problem, 
since "indecent" speech is not "obscene" speech, and thus is protected 
from government censorship.  Therefore, even if the FCC managed to define
what "indecent" speech is, the FCC is without authority to 
punish someone for airing it.  

Also, remember that the FCC has not fined Howard himself.  
You don't need an FCC license to be on the radio; it is the 
radio stations that hold the licenses; hence, that it why the 
radio stations airing Howard are being fined.