From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Who Would Have Thought......
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 16:37:54 GMT


THAT ALT.CONFIG COULD BE SO FUN???? CHECK IT OUT......


From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: THANKS FOR ALT.LETTERMAN.FAN!


Thanks...

BTW..who actually creats new newsgroups? Some elite net guru in 
DC or what?


FOLLOWED BY:
From: lexier@fraser.sfu.ca (Lyle Lexier)
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Remove the shitty group called "alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie"
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada

     Hello everyone,
 
     Why not remove the childish group called "alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie"
.  It makes no sense to denigrate characters.
 
     Lyle

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LOOKS GOOD TO ME??? HOW CAN YOU CALL ANYONE WHO LOVES ALT.LETTEMAN A WEENIE?


BUT THIS GUY IS TH' KICKER!@@!@!@!@

Newsgroups: alt.config
From: ewing@minerva.cis.yale.edu (Martin Ewing)
Subject: alt.rachel.weenie
Organization: Columbia University Center for Telecommunications Research
Summary:  rachel sucks!
Keywords: weenie weenie weenie




I call for the creation of alt.rachel.weenie, because she is pissing me off.
She butts her nose in everyone else's business and I'm sick and tired of it.
Rachel, get a life, rent a clue, and fuck a cat!

Martin


Newsgroups: alt.config,alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: That Bitch

ewing@minerva.cis.yale.edu (Martin Ewing) writes:



>I call for the creation of alt.rachel.weenie, because she is pissing me off.
>She butts her nose in everyone else's business and I'm sick and tired of it.
>Rachel, get a life, rent a clue, and fuck a cat!

>Martin

I AGREE: BUT LETS HAVE HER FULL NAME FOLLOWED BY THE WORD
BITCH!

I got my news groups tho..and guess what? I AM FLATTERED! My
buddie and I haven't had a good laugh in such a long time. He does't
even use the computer that much and thinks that shes USENET IDIOT.

But that is what you get from a 7th generation inbred whore.


From: ewing@minerva.cis.yale.edu (Martin Ewing)
Newsgroups: alt.config
Subject: Re: alt.rachel.weenie
Keywords: weenie weenie weenie

No, you donUt understand.  I know exactly what I AM DOING.  I am Martin!
This Bitch is pissing me off and I want her dead.  Do you hear me, dead!
Get her the fuck off this planet.  Yale is behind me 100% on this!  Rachel
Christy is a menace to our existence.  I am perfectly sane, and I KNOW
what should be done.  We all know it, so letUs do it.  Fuck alt.rachel.weenie,
make it alt.nuke.the.fuck.out.of.rachel!!!!  

Furthermore, there is no way in hell I need to rent-a-clue.  I own everyoneUs
fucking clues, ok!  Now just create the damn group!

Martin


I WONDER IF THIS GUY REALLY THINKS CARASSO'S NAME IS RACHEL?
I WONDER IF HE'S SENT ANY HORNDOG EMAIL TO HER??

alt.martin.i.wanna.fuck.rachel???


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