HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: angrish@owl.cis.ohio-state.edu (yogesh angrish)
Subject: Re: Enya
Keywords: kill,KILL!
Organization: The Ohio State University Dept. of Computer and Info. Science
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 20:40:48 GMT

In article <ardtlong.717418122@adam.adelaide.edu.au> ardtlong@adam.adelaide.edu.au (Dale T. Long) writes:
>ahern@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Sean Ahern) writes:
>
>>In <1992Sep22.204911.5263@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>
>>>In article <1992Sep22.185208.23829@fcom.cc.utah.edu> big daddy hate box writes:
>>>>In <1992Sep22.131853.23531@Csli.Stanford.EDU> glad@Csli.Stanford.EDU writes:
>>>>% Does Enya have a PhD?
>>>>enya has multiple STDs?.
>>>Enya was a hit on ABC.
>>Append ya' with a DEC
>Does Enya use DOS
>on her IBM?
>Or is it preferable to use a MAC?
>But MIDI is good on an STE.
>But! For MIPs,
>use a SUN.
you sun of a GUN.
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: you may now drink champagne for me
Date: 29 Sep 92 18:51:32 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: 192.26.79.24

---
vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
|cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
||  I passed my motorcycle safety class skill test.
||  I am now a certified SAFE motorcycle mama.
|you of course realize that, like second hand smoking, your life still
|depends on other people not being stupid.

Well, yes, but now I know the two main tenets of motorcycle
survival:

    1. They can't see me.
    2. They're out to get me.

---
c j silverio
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Science Experiments in Your Home
Date: 28 Sep 92 10:35:55 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <72756@apple.Apple.COM> bc@apple.com (bill coderre) suggests:

#  1. Get some DeWitt's Pills.
#  2. Ingest 6.
#  3. Drink lots of water.
#  4. Urinate.

                    ...IN BED


-- Ken "get a friend to help you" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: chocolate chip muffins
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 14:20:13 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

: I think I might have broken free {} much
: sooner if it weren't for that initial sweet hot association,
: and the deep hope that after every meeting would come a muffin.
: 
: c j silverio

this is my favourite phrase so far this week.
                                                  @ lS
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SAT worship
Date: 30 Sep 1992 22:41:11 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1abnrfINNimc@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>In article <1aaubcINNe8g@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>*heh. or even better: do frightfully well on the SATs your junior year, go
>*to college and flunk out repeatedly.
>Even betterer.  Don't take them at all and graduate years before she does.
>Mark "Yawn, waste of time" Lippert 


Fuck you, Mark, and that pepsi can you rode in on.


-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Shit, I'm Bored!
Date: 2 Oct 1992 18:39:49 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com


In article <185@elli.une.edu.au>, gbrown@elli.une.edu.au writes:
|Maybe no-one bites with the comment about the macs because macs
|are slow, small, poor excuse pieces of crap (IMHO).  But then
|again, so are Amiga's, only cheaper and therefore more people
|have got the useless boxes of wire.

All computers are poor excuses, pieces of crap, and too
slow.  Some of them just entertain us for longer than others,
before we inevitably yield to the urge to defenestrate them.

---
c j silverio
got one on my desk that I'll be compacting soon
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Re: TEEN TALK BARBIE
Date: 4 Oct 92 01:28:07 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <9210020414.AA23034@quaestor> carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>
>Just heard that Mattel Toys has just made a talking Barbie that has
>four canned messages it speaks.  One of the messages is "Math classes
>are hard."  The other messages are supposed to pertain to hair and
>shopping.
>
>Yet another way to drive the M-F ratio in the sciences to even worse levels...
>
>Some friends called Mattel and found that they're aware that some
>people are unhappy with the message, but will base their decisions on
>"volume" of response.  Phone Mattel at 1-800-421-2887, or send mail to
>Mattel, 330 Continental Blvd., El Segundo CA 90245
>
>The official name of the product is "Teen Talk Barbie".

Sad, truely sad . . . .

And to think UCLA is bad NOW

What does the future hold...
-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
From: Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: bc's Snyder's Hard Pretzel Game
Date: 5 Oct 92 15:25:00 GMT


Snyder's Hard Pretzels
Creative Pretzel Eater's Club
PO Box 917
Hanover, PA  17331

October 5, 1992                              


Esteemed Friends,

I would like to communicate my highest regard for your excellent 
product, Snyder's Hard Pretzels and to relate to you the unusual manner 
in which I enjoy them.  

You see, though I am usually a reasonable person, I find that during my 
psychotic episodes brought on by extensive dieting, I am irrepressably 
lured to just those substances I have been trying to avoid, especially 
sodium.  I find that when I require sodium lest the demons in the 
telephone chew out my eyes, it is delightful to insert your hard 
pretzels rectally, that the tender anal muccous membrane may most 
quickly absorb the salt into my blood stream.  You probably wonder how I 
walk after I employ them in such a manner, but after I've enjoyed the 
hardness for a time, a nice enema makes them very pliant.

Your Affectionate Fan,
Morrisa Sherman

P.S.  For variety and added effectiveness, I would also highly recommend 
pounding the pretzels to a fine powder in an ordinary mortar and pestle, 
suspending the powder in a saline solution, and injecting it 
subcutaneously directly into key water retention points like the ankles 
or the breasts.  And remember, never share needles.


--------------------------------MorrisaS@Autodesk.com
                                So what will y'all give me if 
                                I actually mail this?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: jws & "new light"
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 19:03:33 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.200711.10658@cabezon.uucp> larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley) writes:
>In article <BvGtyA.3M3@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>
>>(Actually, it's got a history too... it was apparently used on a road tour
>> by the Holy Modal Rounders in the late 60's, and put in storage for
>> twenty years.  When I got it, it was in lousy condition, but it's now
>> operational (although the reverb unit is noiser than it should be).)
>
>	Does it break into "Boobs A Lot" between fugues?

No, the chords are way too hard.  I did try to play the "Bird Song" off
the album, but she hit me repeatedly with blunt objects until I turned it
off.
--scott
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: First bread
Date: 30 Sep 92 17:38:25 GMT
Organization: BWAHAHA, Inc.

In rec.food.sourdough, rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:

                 [all text deleted]



First bread: Critical point of honor in a duel between bakers.



+------------+`Bertie Young came running down the sidewalk.
|    xian    |   When he reached Emily he stopped. "Hello, Emily,"
| ----<--<@  |     he said, bending over. "Want to smell my haircut?"'
+------------+       [emily's runaway imagination, beverly cleary]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone,alt.prose
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: <****>
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 22:25:23 GMT


"Call me back when you have stopped crying"

I set the cordless telephone down but forget to 
turn it off.  A few sobs pierce the the tv twilight,
I realize my mistake and hit the off button.

My thoughts revolve in vicious circles like a beer bottle
resonating in circles on a formica top.

If I could just fuck her once....

The sins of my ancestors are sprawled on my head, lounging like 
haughty cats. 

My wonderfully boring neighbor comes over to drink a beer.

"Can I borrow your VCR tonight?  Gonna rent Back Door Betty 
and make a copy, want one?"

"Back door movies bore me, 'nother beer?"

"Sure, you got any bud?"

"No, but I'll add some sprite to it . . ."

Later, I watch my roomate write a paper for a girl he works with.  I
flirt with her in the living room while key-tapping sounds float out
of the kitchen.  I succeed in making one of her son's GI Joe dolls
stand on one foot and her son is delighted.  We go in the bathroom and
make love standing up while my roomate is running the spellchecker.  I
feel a little guilty even though my roomate is the one letting himself
get used.  

We go back out to the living room and watch a documentary on fish.

I ponder an existence of no blinking.

--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"
					-R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Threes")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Test
Date: 2 Oct 92 16:25:53 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: rbretton@adonis.ctron.com's message of 28 Sep 92 22:22:54 GMT

In article <5269@balrog.ctron.com> rbretton@adonis.ctron.com (Renee Bretton) writes:
>   I'll test here too.

Yup, you did.  And guess what?  

You FLUNKED.

Don Pardo, will you tell us about Renee's consolation prize?

    I certainly will, MJD!  It's a genuine, Sun OS TERMCAP FILE!
    This handsome and informative termcap file is an assembly of
    information about the world's most popular terminals.  Weighing in
    at a hefty 136 kilobytes, this termcap file will serve all of your
    terminal information needs for years to come.  /etc/termcap, only
    from UNIX.

Thank you, Don Pardo.

    Our next contestant up on ``you fucking cave newt'' is PHIL HODGES.
We'll be back after this important message.

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: How long has it been?
X-Xxdate: Tue, 6 Oct 92 18: 26:46 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 17:19:13 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.134605.16183@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> Mark Neeley,
mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu writes:
>How long has it been since you were kissed by a member of
>the opposite sex?

I didn't know the opposite sex had members.  I'll look more closely next time.


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John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us                       *Silverio won't win in '92, so vote Clinton
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research    
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Beyond shall take you beyond shall take you beyond...
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 00:20:26 GMT

In the jacket for Yello's most recent album _Baby_, the copy that
describes the track called "who's groove" reads:

	When Robo discovers he is just visiting this planet,
	he gets a little nervous.

It should have read `Rictus Hep' instead of `Robo,' is what I think.

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

...marvelling over how obscenely weird the lyrics to `blender' are.
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ? Did you know ?
Date: 28 Sep 92 19:31:12 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:

>* One out of five dwellings in Great Britain is unfit for human habitation.
Great Britain is unfit for human habitation.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: clarkl@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Leslie Clark)
Subject: Arkansas Frog Massacre
Summary: My only memories of that state.
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 03:10:27 GMT

	Last year at about this time, I had the unfortunate opportunity to
visit Parkin, Arkansas, a small town of around 2000 inhabitants.  I was
traveling their with a friend from Champaign, IL to pick up a third person
so that we could make a trip to Atlanta.
	After driving for about 8 hours, we reached the general vicinity
of this small hamlet, and began searching for the street which led to our
destination.  It was approximately 1:20 a.m., and my mind was, at best, 
operating at about half-speed.  Anyway, we turned down this darkened side
street, lined with house-trailers and abandoned 1974 Chryslers when I
suddenly realized that there were many strange lumps in the road, which
made strange squishes when driven over.  After several seconds of this, I
came to the horrifying conclusion that these were innocent little frogs, in
a mass migration from one swampy side of the road to the other.  I immediately
began to swerve and dodge, in an effort to avoid some of the creatures, but
they kept hopping underneath my wheels.  I was mortified, my hands began to
sweat, I pleaed with the little frogs to leap to safety, but it was no use.
Dozens of harmless amphibians met their doom at MY hand.  It was horrible.
	Upon reaching the end of this street, my friends and I realized that
it was a dead-end road, and our destination lay behind us, on the other
side of the frogs.


	Zachary (Frog-Killer) Hall
p.s.  They were actually quite tasty once we scraped them off the tires.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: gooley side effects
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:29:13 GMT


so i was walking down the street, with my
mind wandering where it would, when some guy
suddenly asked me,

"Hey buddy, can you spare some change?"

i very much doubt he appreciated my sudden
helpless laughter.


M.
"yeah, i've got some leftover cutelittlegirl, if you want..."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: Shoes
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 15:28:21 GMT

Call me Imelda, maybe.  I would say that I have more pairs of shoes than
I know what to do with, except I know exactly what to do with each and
every pair.  They are all different.

I have running shoes, cycling shoes (two pairs -- one pair for racing 
and the other for touring), rock climbing shoes, shoes for wearing on
the approach to a climb, sailing shoes, and rafting shoes.  I have
five pairs of boots:  hiking boots, motorcycle boots, cowboy boots,
alpine ski boots for downhill skiing, nordic ski boots for cross-country 
skiing.  Heaven forbid I try to ride my motorcycle wearing ski boots,
or go hiking in cowboy boots.  They are not the same at all.

When someone has many different skills, we say that he wears a lot
of hats.  I think we should say that he wears a lot of shoes.  I sure do.

Ilana
black Adidases today

-- 
/\     It's not denial.  I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
From: fawcett@aramis.rutgers.edu (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Duelling Authors: H.P. Lovecraft vs. Jackie Collins
Date: 3 Oct 92 15:40:13 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


I vote for this as most entertaining posting of the week.

Next week: Kernighan and Celine.
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: CaneToad I Love You Utterly And Unto Distraction
Date: 30 Sep 92 17:08:22 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


O Canetoad, site of beauty and grace!
Others promise gifts and companionship.  I offer urine.

I will take a urine test for you, anywhere, any time, any temperature.
My urine is clean clean clean clean clean.
Cleaner even than K*nt Paul Dolan's, if such a thing is possible.

I await your answer with bladder full.


-Tom
smoke all you want, i'll make more
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Lewdness
Date: 28 Sep 92 23:19:15 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
|Whenever I see the phrase "a snicker passed across her face"
|(which isn't very often)
|I always wonder to myself "so, did she lick it then?"
|(no longer to myself, as you see)

No, you're confusing that with Mars bars.

---
cj
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Re^2: UFOs and Newage
Organization: finchhaus
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 21:03:17 GMT

In article <66695@cup.portal.com> John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
>Dear Kiboites: How in the world did I manage to to get on this new
>group called Alt. religion. Kibology. It's a pleasure to be on anything
>with Kibo. I once borrowed a book from Don Showen after he had been 
>in a study of L. Ron Hubbard and had seperated himself from Scientology.
>The book was called something like the following name The First 3 
>Trillion Years Are The Hardest. It talked about why we cried salty tears
>and the evolution of crabs or something like that. I believe L. Ron was 
>really on to something.
>John Winston.

This is my favorite post of the week, and it's only sunday.

AjD
john winston, hanna-maria's space potatoes,
alt.religion.kibology, and mark.gooley:
we netters truly live in the best of all
possible worlds.
From: small@boole.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small)
Newsgroups: ucla.rumor,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Baked Beans
Date: 30 Sep 92 16:17:10 GMT
Followup-To: ucla.rumor,talk.bizarre,rec.motorcycles
Distribution: na
Organization: Hell's Biker Geeks

Dear Abby,

	If, when you spot a CHP officer, in order to slow down to a 
reasonable facsimile of the speed limit, you have to drop 3 gears, is that
a sign that you're going too fast?

                         Canyon Bomber


---
Double the Speed Limit Minus Five.
It's not just a good idea, it's a rush.

-- 
DoD# 2024   -Aluminum that is . . .    | If it's good enough for airframes,
                                       | it's good enough for my EX-500.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: I WANT MY MONEY BACK
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 19:41:21 GMT



Global warming they said.  Holes in the ozone.  Fine, so I bring
SPF-100 para-amino-benzoic-acid to the beach with me.  But this was a
pissling of a summer.  And now, even with my gonads garnished in
goretex I get off my red EX-500 today with my berries nearly frozen
off.

We spend billions burning everything we can trying to raise the CO2
in the air and acid in the environment and what do we get?  Nada.
Squat.  Oh sure, some fucked up climate patterns wash over some primo
tourist traps but so what?

Haven't I indulged in the criminal squandering of resources?  Haven't
I been part of the orgy-lust of post industrial consumer spending?

Sheesh.


jv <- "Where is James Watt when you really need him?"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Gesucht: Sehr korpulente Frau
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 22:05:17 GMT

In article <BvGJA9.531.2@cs.cmu.edu> anonymus+768@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:
>
>Du:  Ausserordentlich dicke Frau, sehr vollbusig, intelligent, frech, sexy,
>     schamlos, zeigefreudig,...
>
>Ich: Mann, 40,182,100, musisch, kulinarisch, Wasserratte, zaertlich,...
>
>Wir: nehmen Kontakt uebers Netz auf
>
>Ich freue mich auf viele Pfunde!

"Extraordinarily fat woman, very full-bosomed, intelligent, insolent,
shameless..."

Cut it out, Roger.

Mark., does "zeigefreudig" mean "goatish" or have I forgotten my German?
gooley@netcom.com
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CaneToad I Love You Utterly And Unto Distraction
Date: 30 Sep 92 02:36:44 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Selective dyslexia strikes again.

Andrew - Palfreyman (lordSnooty@cup.portal.com) wrote:
> i offer all@canetoad (whereEVER you are)
> a FREE PINT OF BASS
> and COMPANY TO BOOT
> at my local
> 
> any time of your choosing.


	First time I read that, it said 
	a FREE PINT OF PISS



--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
Anxiously awaiting some pretentious beer drinker to post "Same difference"
or somesuch....
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Re: killer!
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 05:29:23 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Distribution: na

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:



>my friend tony's movie Killer will be on the 
>Movie Channel october 2nd at 1:00 am.  it is 
>vitally important that all of you see this 
>movie.  the cable guide describes it thusly:

>"Killer (1985) A psycho killer goes on a low 
>budget rampage through an unsuspecting town.
>Shot on Super-8 for $9,500.  Duke Ernsberger, 
>Keith Liles.  (R) language, nudity, violence.
>1:21"

I *own* this movie.
Honest.
Bought it through Film Threat Video.

RICHH
--I miss Otis
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: future schlock
Date: 1 Oct 92 04:03:16 GMT
Organization: sulphur & oxygen



at this VERY moment, my wife is for the FIRST time
watching Battlestar Galactica.

With special Guest Star Jane Seymour.


BoB
teCh
VOLUNTARILY.  
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.music.enya,alt.cascade
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Enya
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 23:46:19 GMT

>>|> >>>% Does Enya have a PhD?
>>|> >>>enya has multiple STDs?
>>|> >> Enya was a hit on ABC. 
>>|> > Enya was killed by PCBs?
>>|> Enya's available on FTP.
>>Enya has a habit of sniffing LPG !
>Is Enya's bra size 36D?
But Enya don't know her 1,2,3's...

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: new dicksize war
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 13:15:31 GMT


went and bought a new pair of shoes last night.

size 13

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 18:33:14 GMT

I have grown tired of Minesweeper.
My best times are:
  Beginner - 20 seconds
  Intermediate - 186 seconds
  Expert - (never won)
Now I play xvier [*].
I cannot beat the computer even by limiting
its search tree to zero levels. I looked at
the source code to see if it's doing anything
tricky, but all the comments and variable names
are in German. I guess I'll just have to go
back to cribbage.

[*]  _Xvier_ is a board game where you and the computer alternately
     throw  stones  into  free columns. The stones pile up in the
     columns, and the goal is to get four stones in a row,  in  a
     column or diagonally. [from the man page]
-- 
, jja
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