HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: Request for flames
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 28 Jul 92 10:57:55 MST

In article <1uuLoB1w164w@cellar.org>, hacksaw@cellar.org (Hacksaw) writes:
> 
>  
>    Wait, no... I take that back. Please don't let your FlameBot(tm) point
> his weapon my way!  :)
>  
>    Basically, what I am looking for are classic flames. Someone mentioned
> that there was an FTP site to obtain such texts, but I have yet to find
> it. Mebbe he was pulling my chain.
>  
>    Anyway, you all know what I'm talking about here. Right? Tell me you do.
> Tell me that I'm making sense to people other than myself. Please!
>  
>    Someone does something stupid and half the network comes out and flames
> the guy for it. This, of course, results in a thread from hell. And long,
> killer threads tend not to get read(at least by me). 
>  
>    But, unfortunatly, inside these threads are a few worthwhile messages--
> classic flames. They're usually insults, but they are very well-written by 
> people with a strong command of the English language. Sometimes short,
> other times long, they tend to be sarcastic, inflammatory and very funny.
> More often than not some kind of degrading yet humorous analogy is used.
>  
>    So, that's what I'm looking for. The flames themselves, or even tips
> and tricks from the eloquent flamers who make it an art.
>  
> Cheers!
> 
> 
> ------
> hacksaw@cellar.org (Hacksaw)
> The Cellar BBS - (215) 654-9184
	PISS OFF YOU WORTHLESS BUCKET OF FERMENTED BAT URINE. you are so
worthless that even a homeless/starving person would throw you away. if you had
a brain in your head (do you have a head, i cannot tell for it shoved so far up
you ass) you would not post such drivel here. i bet you and your buddies get
together and see just how vaseline you can go through in a night. made it to
two qts yet? now listen up, mr. lube, your pathetic plea for an anonymous ftp
site makes me want to heave up bile all over this screen. if you had the
tiniest inkling of creativity in a single cell you would write your own instead
of being the mindless sheep you are. i would gladly put your head in a vice and 
open it right up with a hacksaw, hacksaw, or have you already done that?
From: brad@baby.viewlogic.com (mugwump)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: you slimy toad
Date: 30 Jul 92 20:50:44 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Viewlogic Systems, Inc.
Originator: brad@baby


In article <1992Jul30.202413.2849@viewlogic.com>, goonface writes:
|> 
|> In article <1992Jul30.201301.2725@rot.com>, mugwump writes:
|> |> 
|> |> In <1992Jul28.012345.54321@goonf.zz.com> goonface writes:
|> |> 
|> |> > and you are sniveling rat-faced swine, with all the charm
|> |> > of a fetid pile of goat droppings.
|> |> 
|> |> Indeed. And your IQ is many orders of magnitude smaller than your shoe 
|> |> size, you pea brained bucket of rotting cabbage. Why don't go and dip
|> |> your pin shaped head into a vat of toxic waste?
|> 
|> Listen, you scum sucking pig, you are nothing more than a sotty 
|> faced heap of parrot droppings. Your kind really makes me puke;
|> that's right, barf my guts right out, I'm talking vomit big time.
|> I would tell you to flush yourself down the toilet, but that would
|> be environmentally irresponsible.

You had better watch your step, you bed-wetting little polecat. This
pathetic verbal masturbation of yours is evidence that you are a deviant,
garbage-eating, jabbering jack-n-apes. You are also a mendacious maggot,
and a babbling buffoon. 
Xref: sparky alt.flame:11515 talk.abortion:29536
From: garvin+@cs.cmu.edu (Susan Garvin)
Subject: Re: The world according to propeller-boy - part 1
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 07:17:06 GMT
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon
Keywords: From: decay@



In article <1992Jul26.001305.18495@rotag.mi.org> kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
##n article <3739@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP> sgast+@pitt.edu (Susan Garvin) writes:
##In article <1992Jul25.004750.14804@noao.edu# forgach@noao.edu (Suzanne Forgach) writes:
##
###If an adult teacher at the front of a classroom sneering and smirking as
###his/her child pupils roll condoms on and off cucumbers, isn't adult/child sex,
###what the hell is?   If you filmed it, you'd have a porno movie!
##
##Suzanne, my SO asked me to tell you that he finds you disgusting,
##and he said that he is willing to explain to you just what
##adult/child sex involves...
#
#Willing to explain, as in, speaks from experience? Gee, sounds like you 
#hooked a real winner there, Susie dear. Say, how long is Mr. Right's 
#
#prison furlough?
#
#								- Kevin


Darcy, there are no words which are sufficient to describe how
low you are.  Yes, as I had previously posted, my SO was raped
as a child.  I cannot imagine the mindset that finds this a
joking matter.  I realize that you are a seriously disturbed
person, but I had no idea that you would stoop to ridiculing
rape.

I would suggest that you confine your childish delight in
other people's miseries to the net.  

This is not a flame, Darcy.  I will not answer your pathetic
attempts to justify your appalling comments.  I will not
forget this, either.  

You sicken me.

Susan
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L. Humphrey)
Subject: Re: The world according to propeller-boy - part 1
Keywords: From: decay@
Organization: Patrick, on his lunch hour
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 07:22:57 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.161248.4525@rotag.mi.org>, kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>In article <1992Jul30.063242.3329@rice.edu> patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L. Humphrey) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul30.050045.3362@rotag.mi.org>, kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>>>In article <5h1x46p@rpi.edu> cookc@aix.rpi.edu (rocker) writes:
>>>>Tsk tsk tsk.
>>>>
>>>>Darcy, it used to be fun to taunt you,  ... [blah, blah, blah]
>>>
>>>This same tired crap has been trotted out in various forms for years,
>>>rocker. Yours is below average in creativity, as a matter of fact.
>>>Next time please save yourself the typing time. I'm here to stay.
>>>Deal with it.
>>>
>>>> [reposts that allegedly painful dialogue about child abuse]
>>>
>>>Nice to see you have the feelings of Garvin's S.O. high up in your list 
>>>of priorities, rocker...
>>
>>That's a lot more than can be said for the likes of you, isn't it?
>
>The difference of course being that rocker caused this person pain AFTER
>the facts about the abuse were revealed, and AFTER it was made known that
>this person was sensitive and vulnerable.

Susan made it known that "this person" was sensitive and vulnerable *with
his permission*, you mendacious little moron -- and Cathi made her comments
with Susan's knowledge.  If she caused Don any pain, it was insignificant
compared to what YOU caused Susan and Don by your purely malicious
allegations.  Let me put it this way -- if I was in Don's place, I'd have
already been up there and planted you face-first in a street, no two ways
about it.  You posted that garbage for the express purpose of getting back
at Susan -- and you have the gall to insist that you have no vendetta
against her?  You're just plain pathetic, D'Arse.

>My transgression, if any, occurred before these facts were revealed...

Your transgression is that you're still alive.  There are too many
witnesses, this time, for you to get away with your little dog-and-pony
show...and I'm going to be one of the ones thrashing you in this group if
you so much as open your mouth.  You've managed to sink even lower than such
toads as Rasmussen and Chaney -- and at least *they* had some sliver of an
excuse, being just slightly psychotic.  You, on the other hand, have the
brains to know better -- and you do it anyway, just to be spiteful.
Congratulations, son -- you've just erased any lingering traces of respect I
may have ever had for you...

-- 
Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
     +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 667-6554 at Palace Lanes. 

                Hit Darcy and win a free trip to Dewalt, Texas!
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Subject: Re: The world according to propeller-boy - part 1
Keywords: From: decay@
Organization: Who, me???
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 05:00:45 GMT

In article <5h1x46p@rpi.edu> cookc@aix.rpi.edu (rocker) writes:
>Tsk tsk tsk.
>
>Darcy, it used to be fun to taunt you,  ... [blah, blah, blah]

This same tired crap has been trotted out in various forms for years,
rocker. Yours is below average in creativity, as a matter of fact.
Next time please save yourself the typing time. I'm here to stay.
Deal with it.

> [reposts that allegedly painful dialogue about child abuse]

Nice to see you have the feelings of Garvin's S.O. high up in your list 
of priorities, rocker...

								- Kevin
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve "edified" Franklin)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Followup-To: alt.bowels.of.internet
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 15:10:52 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.043139.6865@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>In article <1992Jul24.030923.12610@mksol.dseg.ti.com> mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) writes:
>>
>>If you don't want follow-ups in talk.bizarre, seems to me you
>>shouldn't reply to it from there.
>>
>
>
>If you don't want your head in your ass, like it has been, take it out.

Being the professional Psychology (?) major that I am, I could go on
and on about how you show classic symptoms of insecurity, unsubstantiated
megalomania, delusious, pre-pubescent mentality, underdeveloped maturity,
and more, but instead, I will summarize in 3 quick words. 

                Your
                Posts
                Suck.

Yes, that's right. They are tiresome, profane, unwitty, and absolutely boring.
You think you are funny because a few over-salivating mentally 
underwhelming individuals like your strings of obscenities (heck, most of the
sentences you use have nice short words in them that don't take too long
to read!). 
   The funny thing is, you tell us you post this crap for self-entertainment.
I don't believe you. Instead, I think this is your way of tryin to
strike back at the world that so vehemently and religiously considers you
a geek. Yes, a geek. 
  Go away MAC. Your humor is more deserved elsewhere (see follow up
line...)

steve
-- 
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From: page@cyclone.cs.odu.edu (D.)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: alt.sigma2.penis
Date: 23 Jul 92 22:10:35 GMT
Organization: Old Dominion University Dept. of CS, Norfolk VA



this is from alt.sigma2.penis




>>I have a big penis.

Why you lousy-eared homosexual no-life big (inflatable latex) ego
scumsucking pig-licking whore-sucking fatass bozoid bimbo 
cat raping retard...with a big dick.  I hope you die.
I hope you choke on your own big dick
I hope you meet Ed McMahon.
I hope you get a life.
I hope you stop posting.


^_




-- 
*******************************************************
 Doctor: "Your son Dan seems to be half cat:  he eats 
too much, he sleeps too much, and when he sees a pretty
girl, he has an strange urge to rub against her legs."
From: cary@lacerta.unm.edu (Ithlial the Archer)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: I'm over in alt.flame Len are you coming?
Date: 27 Jul 92 23:27:12 GMT
Distribution: alt.flame
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <8093.24312@stratus.SWDC.Stratus.COM> lpb@florida.swdc.stratus.com writes:
>
>Hello Ed ... Carey ... whatever.......who are you really? Or are
>you guys and a few ranting raving Useless Br___s ganging up on
>me?

Watch what you say about 'Br___s' Len.
>
>Actually, I never realized that this group existed.  I honestly
>thought my leg was being yanked. I'm here ..... now what do we
>do....swear at each other? You are aggravating as any skeptic in
>sci.septic.tank can be .... but the issue I have is with that
>asshole Shannon the Ranting Raving Broad...sorry folks, that
>really is her name on the postings...seems like she's proud of
>it too. 
>
>Personally Ed, I don't believe that anyone here would even
>understand our flames.
>
>Len

Don't try to buddy up with me you asshole.  It's pretty obvious
that you didn't understand the flames directed ot you on sci.skeptic.
I'm not even sure why I'm bothering with this since all you'll do is
go pouting like you did when Ed, Cary, El and Shannon flamed you previously.

So are you ever going to address the serious statements made by these
and other people?  Or will you continue your ineffectual spewing
of nonsense and dodging of the real questions posed to you?

I think M has expressed the opinions of many of the people involved:

>..., you fuckhead loser.  Why don't you try taking
>your bulbus head out of that smegma covered ass of yours the next time
>you post.  Better yet, don't post anything ever again.  You are a
>worthless fuck.  Why don't you do me a favor and kill yourself.


Ithlial

My opinions, mine, mine, mine!


               The only good Troll is a dead Troll

Collary:

          Trolls regenerate - There are no dead Trolls

  
  
  
 
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: ehrhart@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jeffrey Ehrhart)
Subject: Re: the worst genesis song
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 17:07:32 GMT
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM Rochester

In article <l7i1i9INNgef@nunki.usc.edu>, rone@nunki.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
|> In article <1992Jul29.210936.20655@rchland.ibm.com> ehrhart@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jeffrey Ehrhart) writes:
|> >   Nothing against Genesis.  I've liked their singles the first 10 times
|> >I hear the song (usually it's the day the single is released).  But the
|> >next 100 times eventually makes me hate the song.  
|> 
|> This means that you play the song about 10 or 20 times and then you sell or
|> burn the CD/tape, right?
No, but I usually don't play something 10 or 20 times in the space of a couple
of days.  Between MTV and Radio stations, you could easily hear a single that
many times.  That's when burnout occurs.  You are only hearing that song that
many times.  At home you hear the whole album which helps prevent burnout.  You
can't tell me there aren't any albums in your collection that you just don't
want to play anymore.

|> 
|> 5150
|> i don't even want to know if Jeff likes sex or not
Good one...

-- 
Jeff Ehrhart
From: jcc@frog.CRDS.COM (gallifrey)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Robinson is a loser (was Re: Troll is a loser (was: Re: Grammar flames and a reply to Steve.))
Summary: I had a minute or two...
Date: 27 Jul 92 19:39:36 GMT
Organization: CRDS

In article <6s81H6&6p8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:

>No, Bruce has many clues.

 This is true.  Why, I must have given him at least half a bushel of them
myself.  

>You appear to be the one in dire need of clues.

 Well don't be such an asshole.  Give him some of yours!  You never figured
out what to *do* with them anyways....

>Bruce A. Bufalini                   | In the Basement Bars,
>(bufalini@gis.psu.edu)              | In the Backs of Cars,
>PSU Geographic Information Systems  | Be Cool or Be Cast Out.

jcc

 ...And Bruce, you little Rush weenie, I'm sure that quote has some personal
meaning, deep and painful enough to warrant space in your sig, but do you 
really think alt.flame is the appropriate place to share this?
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jcc@frog.CRDS.COM (gallifrey)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: The world according to propeller-boy - part 1
Date: 28 Jul 92 17:07:44 GMT
Organization: CRDS

In article <Bs2BLt.pE@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve "edified" Franklin) writes:

>To be fair I think that the original poster's quote was easy
>to misinterpret. You see, the quote "he is willing to explain to you just what
>adult/child sex involves..." can imply one of two things:
>1) he was a victim of it when he was a child, or
>2) he is an adult who has done it (taken advantage of chilren that is...)
>   If you think option 2 is that uncommon, then you're not gettin a dose
>of some of the stranger newsgroups on the net. Kiddie porn and sex is
>not that an impossible of a concept, and the original poster implied that
>this was a possible practice. Obviously the reply was distateful, but 
>perhaps it was pointing in a different direction than you guys give
>him credit for?

 Steve, you ignorant fuck, that there *are* 2 possibilities should
have precluded anyone with half a brain from making such a 'joke'...

 Yet our Kevin here can't even appologize when his nose gets rubbed in
it.  No, he basically says "It's your fault if you get laughed at....
you shouldn't have told anyone".

 What you just witnessed was a demonstration of the depths that Kevin
will stoop to in order to perpetuate a 'net.vendetta' he claims not
to have against Susan.  Only twelve evolutionary steps to pond-scum?
 I think Lefty was being generous.

 Oh, and I've read some the 'stranger groups on the net', and don't
believe for a minute that anyone proposing child-abuse would be well
recieved *anywhere* on the net.  You have groups and article numbers?

Jim Chagnon                jcc@frog.UUCP

...I suspect you're just whining about your 'edification'.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: query@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Samuel Green)
Subject: Re: Removing This Newsgroup
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 17:25:03 GMT

In article <l7i8b9INNhek@nunki.usc.edu> rone@nunki.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>In article <l7i5sjINNij3@pollux.usc.edu> aabdalla@pollux.usc.edu (Ahmed Abd-Allah) writes:
>>And just to hammer this point even further, if you ARE homosexual, and
>>you ARE Muslim, then you are infinitely closer to me than the best 
>>nonMuslim.  Am I making myself clear?  There is a hadith that says
>>the worst Muslim is better than the best nonMuslim.  So please do not
>>listen to the nonMuslim arguments - even if you are a homosexual Muslim
>>it is best for you to remain tuned in to your own people.
>

	*sigh*  Well, if you don't like your "brothers"  (funny, I never
called MY brother an abomination...) and "sisters" swayed by the arguments
of infidels, that says a couple of things to me.
	1)  I wonder why you would stay in a land of infidels...
	2)  I think that now I can fully understand the reasons for wars
over in the mideast by "muslims" of various factions. 
	If you do not like the fact that us infidels are here to stay, that
you are in fact upon our territory, why not go to the mid east and do what
the correct muslim of today is doing, namely:  Die in a warfor some vague
reason that dosen't matter anyway, since the opponents are 'non muslim' for
one reason or another?  Then, in paradise, you would not have to worry
about homosexuals, because, as you said, they won't get Allahs love...
	Sam


Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: robinson@psyvax.psy.utexas.edu (John G. Robinson)
Subject: Re: Troll makes a Monkey out of M.
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin
Followup-To: alt.flame
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 22:09:55 GMT
X-Posted-From: psy7.psy.utexas.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Oh good jumping Christ, I had hoped that this dickheaded-waste-of-sperm's
ganglia had finally deteriorated to the point where he could no longer
type.  There is no justice, I guess, or this pig-f**king joke would be out
of our lives altogether.  So you had a term project, eh?  What might that
have been?  Seeing if you could shit out a turd long enough to clog the
toilet?  You sure seem to shit some incredibly long ones here.  The stench
is still clinging to the newsgroup even after almost a week.  Do us all a
favor; get down on your knees and lick some of that crap up.  You've had
tons of practice.  God knows a walking cesspool had to have gotten that way
somehow.  Or are you just so full to overflowing with excrement already
that you can't do anything but spew it out into the nearest receptacle?

You're like herpes, the disease that never goes away.  Did you introduce
herpes to the civilized world, Troll?  Did you go out and boink some farm
animal that grew up next to one of those transylvanian toxic waste dumps,
and bring back the ubiquitous disease?  Of course not; who would you give
it to?  The only people who would ever want your pustule-encrusted dicklet
(or even be able to think such a thought without gagging) are:

1.  Farm animals
2.  Close family members (I hope they're all sterile...)
3.  Bruce Bufalini

But then, you don't even pork Bruce, do you?  Can't f**k software, after
all; although if it were human I'm sure it would be more than happy to suck
the slime out of the weeping pustules on your twig.

Having been foiled in your attempt to introduce herpes to western society,
you take the consolation prize of becoming the personified herpes of
alt.flame.  Damn shame someone doesn't create a group like
alt.herpes.cocksuckers for you to rant and rave in all by yourself.  Hell,
some kind soul might even cross-post to you there every once in a while, so
your feelings don't get hurt.  After all, you must thrive on ridicule and
making yourself look like an ass, or you wouldn't have hung around here so
long.  You are also more than welcome to take your sorry, ass-sucking
excuse for a CS 301 project with you.

Oh, and be sure and take Bruce "vic20" Bufalini to the shop at the first
possible opportunity.  I think it's beginning to have delusions of
grandeur.  Nothing a little solder won't fix.

**********
John G. Robinson
robinson@psyvax.psy.utexas.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: DOI
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 12:58:42 GMT

 ronaldl@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Ronald LIGTERINGEN) writes:

>Uhm, excuse me, what does DOI mean?

It's a sexual term meanin'  "Dead On Insertion". Frequently happens to
people that experience spontaneous combustion.

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: ronaldl@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Ronald LIGTERINGEN)
Subject: Re: Bruce Bufalini's daily routine (was Re: The Politics of USENET)
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 01:55:11 GMT

Okay, so DOI means either:

- Dreadfully Overactive Imagination
or
- Department Of Information


???????

Sorry, must be because I'm Dutch, but I still don't get it!!

(There's no stopping me, Andrew)

Ronaldico
--
How the F... do I get my .sig here?!


ps. Oh yeah, thanx for the mail.
Newsgroups: alt.flame