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From: scharle@lukasiewicz.cc.nd.edu (scharle)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Newsgroup name change was Re: Dan Quayle?
Date: 13 Nov 92 12:33:37 GMT
Reply-To: scharle@lukasiewicz.cc.nd.edu (scharle)
Organization: Univ. of Notre Dame

In article <1992Nov13.030648.4852@rigel.econ.uga.edu>, hughes@dogwood.botany.uga.edu (Wayne Hughes) writes:
|> In article <1992Nov12.122207.6261@news.nd.edu> scharle@lukasiewicz.cc.nd.edu (scharle) writes:
|> >    I must come to the defense of Indiana!
|> >    Dan's former seat in the Senate is held by Dan Coates, who was just re-elected,
|> 
|>    Indiana, all that *other* stuff notwithstanding, does have
|>    two senate seats, right?  What about the other one?
|>    
|>    And if Dan can't get it back any other way, well, he'll just
|>    *knock* the other guy out of his chair, I don't know...
 
    I had mentioned that the other seat was held by Dick Lugar, who is 
very popular, a Republican, and even (IMHO) competent.  I don't think
that Dan has the clout to "just *knock* the other guy out of his chair".
If he should, by some fantastic stroke of luck, be able to unseat Lugar
in a primary, I would expect a strong Democratic challenger, for 
example, there is a very popular Democratic governor (Evan Bayh --
for old-timers, he is the son of Birch Bayh) who cannot be re-elected
in 1996, or perhaps William Hamilton, a rather well-known Democratic
representative.

|> 
|>    Wayne
|> 
|> 

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells)
Subject: Re: Party in Baghdad
Summary: ignore
Keywords: Dip, California; hats, party; Brie, wheel of
Organization: Northeastern University
Date: Tue, 3 Nov 1992 19:15:38 GMT

In article <1992Nov2.173111.2640@gvl.unisys.com>, train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge) writes:
> 
> 
>   George Bush warned a crowd of supporters that, if Bill Clinton is
>   elected, 500,000 people will take part in a massive celebration of
>   Bush's defeat in Baghdad.
> 
Georgy's train of logic is the following:

             1.)  The iraqis are by definition the Official 
                  Enemy (TM), since they were treacherous
                  enough to be underneath Our Bombs (TM).

             2.)  An enemy of Our Enemy (TM) is therefore
                  Our Friend (TM), or even Our Hero (=Georgy).

H  A  S  T  A     L  A     V  I  S  T  A ,     G  E  O  R  G  Y !!!!!!
From: michael@albert.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Date: 7 Nov 92 03:11:29 GMT
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: erics@infoserv.com's message of 6 Nov 92 15:49:09 GMT

In article <D2150056.hvog4b@erics.infoserv.com> erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith) writes:

  =But Ford/Quayle, now there's a ticket with some real quotes file
  =possibilities!

Ford: Ouch!
JDQ:  Huh?

Plant your seeds!
Chaplin.
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From: Linda.Brigman@launchpad.unc.edu (Linda Brigman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: seconding the motion . . . .
Date: 7 Nov 92 02:26:08 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service

>atl.politicians.stupid.jesse-helms

Well, not exactly, but you get the idea & I *don't* get emacs (or any
other editor I've come across in U**X-land) BUT, unfortunately, Jesse
doesn't *say* stupid stuff, he just is.  No humor there except the
gallows sort.  Jesse USED to be funny, but that was many years ago,
before he got elected to public office.  

I propose we stay with Dan for at least the next couple of months.
Then we can find some other goob (surely there are a couple or
thirty) who can entertain us while the (sigh) 'cultural elitists'
(translated folks who can read and write) try to figure out how
the Labor Department mistakenly missed those 650,000 jobless folks.
(obviously math, truly, was not one of George or Dan's strong points
either).

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From: cka52397@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Slartibartfast)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: 1996 GOP Veep Choice (Was: Re: Complete this sentence)
Date: 13 Nov 92 09:17:31 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

In article <D2150056.ifgo5f@erics.infoserv.com> erics@infoserv.com writes:
>
>gsmith@clio.iwr.uni-heidelberg.de (Gene W. Smith) writes:
>
>> erics@infoserv.com writes:
>
>> >If we're going to be serious (and, after all, why should we be?), no
>> >matter who the Repubs run for the top spot, there's only one obvious
>> >choice for Veep: Colin Powell.
>
>> If we're going to be serious, shouldn't we admit that Danny boy isn't
>> going to be on the top of any ticket ever?
>
>Oh, I don't know about that. One shouldn't say "never" about anything
>in in politics. (Just look at Nixon's career.)
>

	This is true, what makes anyone think that the repubs could make the
same stupid mistake again, and put Quayle on the ticket?
-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: stanton@athena.cs.uga.edu (Catherine Stanton)
Subject: Re: Maybe we won't miss Dan so much...
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 03:06:27 GMT

In article <6BF2TB4w165w@mintir.new-orleans.la.us> elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley) writes:
>liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu) writes:
>
>> are they going to grandma's house or something?
>> I hope 30-40 SS agents are enough to take care of the big bad wolf.
>
>30-40 SS agents are enough to take care of the armies of most small
>countries...
>
>
Maybe not take care of small countries, but 30-40 SS agents just MIGHT
be enough to handle Tipper's hair products and makeup accessories.  *smirk*
(Aww I love ol' Tipper but come on...you know I"m right)

Cat


Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf)
Subject: Re: A Classy Exit
Organization: /home/ludviga/cindy/.organization
Distribution: alt
Date: 7 Nov 92 21:21:55

Mike Cluff writes:
>Heh.  Imagine the primaries in '96 when Quayle has to square off
against the
>likes of Kemp and perhaps Dole.  Ouch.

Imagine the press conferences.  Bring steak sauce.

-Cindy Kandolf
 cindy@solan.unit.no
 Trondheim, Norway

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: hughes@dogwood.botany.uga.edu (Wayne Hughes)
Subject: Newsgroup name change was Re: Dan Quayle?  
Organization: Botany Department - U of Georgia, Athens
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 23:25:52 GMT

In article <8eqZTB1w165w@Blue.Kludge.COM> xmodem@Blue.Kludge.COM (Xmodem) writes:
>Anybody have any news about what he's doing now that he's no longer gonna 
>be Vice President.  Can't really imagina he'd win race as a senator or 
>anything.  I'm depressed.  Or maybe not.
>

   I don't imagine he'd have *any* difficulty winning back his
   Indiana seat in the Senate.  This isn't a comment so much on
   *dan* as it is on *indiana*.

   And here's my suggestion for the next dan group:

      alt.nostalgia.dan-quayle.

   Seeing as how most of the articles in the last couple of days
   are just that: reminisces.

   Wayne

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (It's not what you got, it's what you give)
Subject: Re: Party in Baghdad
Summary: Pinko-commies  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: Dip, California; hats, party; Brie, wheel of
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 9 Nov 92 21:34:59 GMT

In article <1992Nov8.060854.26539@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>, rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis)                   writes...
>In article <1992Nov6.055700.19677@news.columbia.edu> egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
>>In article <icPRTB9w165w@Blue.Kludge.COM> alizard@Blue.Kludge.COM (A.Lizard) writes:
>>>train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge) writes:
>>>
>>>>   George Bush warned a crowd of supporters that, if Bill Clinton is
>>>>   elected, 500,000 people will take part in a massive celebration of
>>>>   Bush's defeat in Baghdad.
> 
>And President Bush was right, all ov those blood-thirsty savages in Iraq
>have had one heck of a party in the streets with Saddam WhosInsane standing
>up on a platform. 

Blood-thirsty savages? How do you qualify savages? By 15th century Catholic
standards? Anwar, where are you now? Time to call someone a bigot.

 I wouldn't be at all suprised if those Iraqi's make the
>song "(Can you blow your saxophone) Billy Boy" (you uninformed liberals can 
>hear it if you wish to be properly educated on the Rush Limbaugh show,

Educated on the Rush Lamebaugh show? Isn't that an oxymoron?

>I'm still glad that I 
>voted for President Bush, even though he lost the election (no thanks to
>the liberal media who ran this election).  

If the media ran this election then Oprah or Phil would be president.
Of course, Reagan did win twice. So maybe he's right? 
> 
>them and are looking for a way to plant them in the Whitehouse (soon to be
>the Redhouse)

How about Pink? Or perhaps a mauve?
> 
>Robert D. Davis                   
>rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (It's not what you got, it's what you give)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Shame! Where are the real fans?
Date: 5 Nov 92 05:40:21 GMT
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1


	I can't believe this! What kind of Danster fans are you 
people!? Giving up so easily. After all, we have almost 3 more months to
go, and Bush has about a half-dozen scandels that could still lead to
impeachment. DAN COULD STILL BE PRESIDENT!
	And even if the shrub-man doesn't get impeached, there is still 
'94 (He DID promise to run for president in 1994). You people (yes, I said
you people) give up too easily. If something happens to Kemp, the 
Republicans only have Quayle, Buchanan, and Robertson. Quayle/Millie for
Prez! I can see it now.
	People like Danny-boy don't just dissappear easily. It's like 
the old Bat-Man series. The Joker, the Penguin, ect. They were always
back for another episode next week. Dannikins won't go away. He wouldn't
let us down. Dannikins will go out in style, as only Dannikins can. You
can bank on it. All his other quotes will pale in comparison to the ones
he has been saving.

	Dan/Millie in '94!!!!!!!

Garrett@Ingres.com
From: popec@unkaphaed.UUCP (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Transition Team Members Wanted
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 92 20:36:33 GMT
Organization: Wireless Broadcasting Guild, Houston, Texas

rh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Roberto Hexsel) writes:

> In article <1992Nov5.055121.230>, rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) wr
> > nation!  He's already written a book about the environment that is full of
> > lies and liberal-environmentalist propaganda.
> 
> At least, you should give him credit for being able to write.  I'm not so
> sure this can be said of the couple of inarticulates he and Clinton
> are going to replace.
> 
> > [drivel deleted] I guess that they'll soon be painting the White House red 
> > represent the true political, communist/socialist, leanings of Hillwilly
> > and Gorey Al.                 *******************
> 
> It always amazes me the way you americans were so efficiently brainwashed by
> Joe McCarthy & cie.   The word "socialist" is now a swearword.  A few days
> ago someone here meant to be very offensive by calling someone else a
> "socialist"...
> 
> > Robert D. Davis            |  VAX/VMS is a text-only adventure game.  If   
> 
> Roberto Hexsel             rh@dcs.ed.ac.uk      vox ++44 (0)31 650 5168  
> Dept of Computer Science                     "Speedups of less than 1 are
> Univ of Edinburgh                              achieved with relative ease"
>                                                               Mike Delves


Socialist - an Epithet thrown at a moderate by a reactionary who has run 
out of arguements.

When I hear the word socialist, I usually know that I am having a 
"discussion" with an ignorant fool with a streak of nasty.
Never fails.

Pope Charles  Subgenius Pope Of Houston.  And I'm always right!

--
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu)
Subject: Re: All I have to say
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Toronto
Date: 8 Nov 92 21:07:46 GMT

In article <1992Nov8.082839.14947@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
>In article <1992Nov6.155246.6682@rock.concert.net> toddwall@rock.concert.net (R. Todd Wall -- Catholic Diocese of Raleigh -- Computer Services) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov6.150207.6560@unislc.uucp> jag@unislc.uucp (John Ganske) writes:
>>>
>>etc.etc.etc
>>>p.s. Seek some counseling
>>>
>>
>>I think the name of this group should be changed from alt.fan.dan-quayle to 
>>			ALT.BASH.DAN-QUAYLE 
>>
>>This title seems more appropriate.
>>
>
>Yes, since that is what is going on here for the most part.  A bunch of
>bullies picking on a decent, honest and intelligent, yes I said intellignet,
                                                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^

indeed, the VeePee does have a influence on the intelligence of his followers.

>man who cares greatly for his country.  A man who does not deserve to be
         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
	Red Storm Rising?  

>treated with such blatant disrespect.  Unfortunately, such men are easy
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nobody asked him to be a politican.

>targets of the media, and other bullies, who, apparently, get great pleasure
>from picking on a man who doesn't fit their ill-shaped mould.  These people
>who have, unmercifully, picked on Vice President Quayle since he was chosen
>as Presiden Bush's running mate, are yet the very same people who become

oh poor poor baby!  

>upset, and offended, when anyone picks on their favorite politicians or 
>their ideals.  They apparently can dish it out, but they can't take it.
>
yes, please, start the al gore fan group, what's keeping you?  not
enough funny lines?  

>Well, all I have to say is that what's good for the goose is good for the
>gander! 
>
>
>-- 
>Robert D. Davis            |  VAX/VMS is a text-only adventure game.  If       
>rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu  !  you win, you get to use UNIX.  If you fail, 
>uunet!mystica!rdd          |  you get to use an IBM-PC running MeSsy-DOS
>Telephone: 1-410-744-7964  !  with MeSsy-Windows or an Apple Macintosh.  


Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: cka52397@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Slartibartfast)
Subject: Re: a response to Robert Davis
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 08:03:48 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.153440.1@ccsua.ctstateu.edu> sousa_dab@ccsua.ctstateu.edu writes:
>> 
>>>ObJesse: [while arguing against the building of a North Carolina Zoo]  We
>>>	 don't need to build a zoo in Ashboro.  All we need to do is to put
>>>	 a fence around Chapel Hill!
>> 
jjjjjj6TjjRjTjj  I'd like to suggest the same thing for
>> Baltimore... we have quite a few areas that need to be fenced in to keep
>> the animals where they belong.  We could also reduce crime in the better
jjareas by restricting access to mass transit vehicles from dangerous, zoo
>> (or jungle) like, areas of the city.  It's already at the point where you
>> almost need an armored tank to drive through this town and its suburbs.
>

Just a reminder to John, Yes John, you CAN walk through downtown Baltimore at
night w/o a problem.  Are you claiming that inner-city people are animals?
I guess so, since people of your persuasion treat them as if they were.  And
qouting Jesse Helms, a regular Daniel Webster/John C. Calhoun.  Gosh, John,
can't you take a loss?  I don't think Carter's people were so bad in 1980.
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From: weinhous@castor.hahnemann.edu (Martin S. Weinhous Ph.D.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: at the risk of sounding repetitive...
Date: 6 Nov 1992 12:36:25 -0500
Organization: Hahnemann University
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: castor.hahnemann.edu
Keywords: Flame, attraction of moths to

In article <1992Nov6.060050.14746@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:

>No, I'm a realist who's ancestors were amongst this nation's founding
>fathers.

<stuff deleted>

>One other big difference between Gorey Al and V.P. Dan Quayle: V.P. Quayle
>is an intelligent _gentleman_ whereas Gorey Al is a boorish creep with a
>terminal case of rudeness who is conniving and street smart who has a
>disposition as pleasant as a militant feminist afflicted with P.M.S. and
>rabies.

<stuff deleted>

>-- 
>Robert D. Davis            |  VAX/VMS is a text-only adventure game.  If       

The aforementioned Robert D. Davis has been added to my kill file. I
have no time to waste on his completely absurd noise. Further, I would
suggest that we all ignore him - perhaps he will just go away.

Quayle an intellignet _gentleman_ - not on this planet!
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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From: coolidge@speaker.wpd.sgi.com (Don Coolidge)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Now That The Ball Is Over
Date: 5 Nov 1992 02:27:08 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
Distribution: ba
NNTP-Posting-Host: fddi-speaker.wpd.sgi.com

It's been a hectic, frustrating, frightening, fun few months here
in a.f.d-q-land. There's been a lot of wit, entirely too much
serious discussion, and even some acrimony tossed back and forth
through both this newsgroup and in private email. We've all been
through a lot together...most of it has been at least fun, and 
listening to yesterday's returns was downright blissful. But it's
all over now.

I've been thinking...yeah, I know, some of you from the Dark Side 
might be surprised by that :^). Anyhow, even though I don't especially
want all this to end, it's going to do so. But we can all do something 
about that.

I propose that all of us in the Bay Area (note the ba distribution) get
together sometime soon to hoist a couple of beers...one for ourselves,
('cause we all deserve it!), and one for the man who made all this possible - 
The Right Honorable James Danforth Quayle III, our next Ex-Vice-President.

I suppose some of us might want to limit it only to all right-thinking
citizens who joined ranks to vote the bum out. But that would just be 
becoming part of everything we've fought against for all this time.
No, I'd rather open it up to Far-Right-thinking citizens as well :^)
Hell, if we can't all party together, how can we ever expect to work
together to climb back out of our current national mess?

Some suggestions as to the time have included Inauguration Day and
the day the Electoral College actually gets together to do their
required redundant thing. But I'd rather have it be near Thanksgiving,
for a couple of reasons:

a) It's not as far in the future, so it's more likely to happen.

b) There's a certain poetic justice attached to the holiday.

As for the place, I'm open to suggestions. There's the excellent
Tied House Brew-Pub here in Mountain View, and that might actually 
be pretty central, depending on where the replies come from. There's
also Gordon Biersch, in both San Jose and Palo Alto...

So, what do you all think? Send RSVPs and ideas here, and I'll
keep everyone notified as to the consensus.

- Don Coolidge
coolidge@speaker.wpd.sgi.com
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: The Rpublicans defeat has IMMEDIATE effects on Worker Productivity
Date: 4 Nov 92 13:45:36 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Virginia


well, looks like ill have one less newsgroup to read now. Wonder if Ill
spend the time doing (snickr) work. Heaven forbid. Dan Q was
uncharacterisitically gracious last night, so in return I will
be gracious and not tell him what MISERABLE CHOKING PIGS he and
bush are.

but seriously folks, a.f.d-q will rise again. Judging from several things,
like the way the word 'bush' was not on any of the signs in the room
where dq was speaking, the way they had dq appear seperately from bush,
and of course the raucous indiana redneck^H^H^H^H^publican corwd chanting
"96 96", dq aint dead yet. I mean, shit, the dems did renominate the
stinking corpse of mondale,....anyway, quayle will undoubtedly run
for pres in 94. its doubtful he'd get nominated, but who knows. if
he does run, myaybe ill try to register as a repub and vote for him
in the primary.....

of course, if he were smart he'd just run for the next open senate spot
in indiana, and spend the rest of his days arguing for term limits (despite
serving many terms), arguing for balanced budget amendments while voting
for very unbalanced budgets, etc......
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: wilson@rhombus.cs.jhu.edu (Dwight Wilson)
Subject: Re: a response to Robert Davis
Organization: The Johns Hopkins University CS Department
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 20:51:33 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.153440.1@ccsua.ctstateu.edu> sousa_dab@ccsua.ctstateu.edu writes:
>>(Robert Davis) writes:
[rants deleted]

>> Robert D. Davis            |  VAX/VMS is a text-only adventure game.  If       
>> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu  !  you win, you get to use UNIX.  If you fail, 
>> uunet!mystica!rdd          |  you get to use an IBM-PC running MeSsy-DOS
>> Telephone: 1-410-744-7964  !  with MeSsy-Windows or an Apple Macintosh.  
>
>Sigh... And to top it all off, he can't acknowledge the infinite superiority of
>Macintosh Computers :)  

Now now, it's not nice to pick on the only actual fact in
rdavis' posts. :-)

-Dwight

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