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From: rcook@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Robert Cook)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject: Re: Paige O'Hara
Date: 23 Jan 93 22:24:02 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <C19qJJ.EAH@unix.amherst.edu> atzachar@unix.amherst.edu (Aladdin) writes:
>RSL103@psuvm.psu.edu wrote:
>> Anybody know what Paige O'Hara, the voice of Belle in "Beauty and the Beast"
>> is up to these days.  I'd think she must be swamped with work offers by now.
>
>I'm not so sure about that.  In the spring of last year, O'Hara was doing a
>small show in L.A. (not a musical) which had a brief run although I hear
>that she was great.  I saw her perform at the Hollywood Bowl last July with
>Richard White, Lea Salonga, and Peabo Bryson (they were doing songs primarily
>from "The King and I").  I certainly wouldn't worry about her income though.

Have you heard anything new about the proposed Broadway Beauty and
the Beast?  It'd be nice if Paige O'Hara could play Belle--she looks
a little like her.  And she sounds a little like her, too! :-)


- Robert Cook
From: lerouxm@prism.CS.ORST.EDU (Mark Leroux)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject: Re: UPCOMING ANIMATED FEATURES
Date: 25 Jan 93 20:16:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: flop.1k1hrgINN8co
Organization: CS Dept, Oregon State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: prism.cs.orst.edu

In article <1993Jan25.052252.7514@news.acns.nwu.edu> ssc@nwu.edu (Steven Chung) writes:
>In article <C1E6wp.CxJ@unix.amherst.edu> atzachar@unix.amherst.edu (Aladdin) writes:
># 
># It's entitled "The Lion King" as most r.a.d. netters probably know by now.
># Also,  Tim Rice is doing the lyrics, but it is rather Elton John who is doing
># the music (not Menken).
>
>You have got to be kidding.  Please tell me this is a joke...


No, this is not a joke.  Do you find something funny about it?

--Mark 
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From: shorts@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Rafi Levavy)
Subject: Re: Disney Reference in The Simpsons
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 14:31:04 GMT

>>   There was a Disney reference in the last Simpsons. They were
>>at the Duff Beer theme park. For one of the rides, they floated on a
>>river of beer, which had children of different nations singing about
>>Duff Beer along the ride. Just like the Disney ride, "It's a Small World
>>After All".
>>
>I can't believe that no one mentioned the episode where Bart and Lisa
>are watching an episode of "itchy and scratchy" which turns out to be
>"Steamboat Scratchy"  (or itchy) - it was HILARIOUS!  Also there is one
>where Bart wants to go see the new I&S animated movie but he can't.  Homer 
>tells him that he didn't let Bart go because he wants him to be the
>next supreme court justice.  Well at the end of the movie the have a
>"flashforward" where Bart is a supreme court justice and they go to
>and old animated film fest to see the itchy and scratchy film.  On the 
>marquee it says something like 

>+====================================================================+
>|       I T C H Y  &  S C R A T C H Y  -  T H E  M O V I E           |
>|              The greatest animated movie of all time!              |
>|                     and Beauty and the Beast                       |
>+====================================================================+

As I remember it (which might be wrong), it was something like a
classic animation fest with "I&S:TM", and also (in much smaller
letters) "B&TB"

>So I think that they LOVE to make cracks at Disney...

Actually, they were from the same episode.

Rafi
-- 
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(Not Jacques)				The Thermal Wonder, The Candy Man
"He wears shorts and a shirt and socks."
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From: cah32481@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Cheryl A. Heinz)
Subject: Re: Why Disney's parks are different
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 09:27:50 GMT

winter@Apple.COM (Patty Winter) writes:


>Not far from my house, at the Great America amusement park, there 
>is a ride called The Edge. It consists of a girdered tower about
>100 feet high painted about the same color as the Golden Gate Bridge.
>The ride consists of standing in line, taking an elevator to the
>top of the tower, getting in a little steel-grid cage, and screaming
>as the cage slides forward a few feet and then drops abruptly toward
>the ground below. (The track is curved near the bottom and takes the
>cage forward a little ways before stopping.)

On a bit of a tangent...

The Great America by me (Six Flags Over... near Chicago) had this ride. 
It lasted for one or two seasons, and has since been torn down. A few 
people died when many many pairs of safety breaks all failed to catch a 
car... I thought the whole idea had been scrapped. (This was all at least
five years ago, if not closer to eight or so...)

Just interesting to see there's another one out there. (Same name and ride...)

Cheryl
cah32481@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu

Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
From: summerem@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Erick M. Summers)
Subject: WANTED:  Disney VHS Movies
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 15:19:52 GMT

	I am looking for copies of BAMBI, LANDY & THE TRAMP, CINDERELLA, and
SLEEPING BEAUTY.  If anyone out there has a copy they could part with, knows
someone who does, or has an idea as to where to go to find a copy, I'd 
greatly appreciate a response.
-- 
* Erick M. Summers			"The best way to hit the curveball
* (summers@sage.cc.purdue.edu)           is to hit the fastball."         
* (summerem@expert.cc.purdue.edu)                 
					 PIRANHA ATHLETICS - eat 'em up
From: rcook@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Robert Cook)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject: Re: my aladdin review....
Date: 26 Jan 1993 17:36:15 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego
NNTP-Posting-Host: sdcc13.ucsd.edu

In article <1993Jan25.220522.26836@cs.ucla.edu> reiher@ficus.cs.ucla.edu (Peter Reiher) writes:
>
>making it the top grossing film of the week.  It could very easily end
>up grossing in excess of $200 million in the U.S. and Canada alone.  That's 
>bad news for those who didn't like it, as Disney will regard it as a crystal-
>clear signal that they did something right, and would be well advised to do it
>again.

Great, even more movies with rules against marriage and young people
feeling "trapped" by their parents (and tours, and big magic monster
fights, and even less clothing on characters).  Now, morality is
very personal, but wouldn't most of us think that it is wrong to
repeatedly assert that children are oppressed by parents, and when
they disobey, they get rewarded?  The idea seemed okay once when I
saw The Little Mermaid, but Aladdin greatly reinforces that notion.
Something more universal like Beauty and the Beast's moral works
nicely almost every time.  Disney is responsible for what it
"teaches," whether or not they want it, or whether it is "fair" for
them to bear such a burden.

>Personally, I enjoyed "Aladdin", but preferred "Beauty and the Beast".  I 
>think "Aladdin"is doing better largely because Disney has had more success in
>selling it as a film that adults will like.  I've heard of several people who 
>didn't go see "Beauty and the Beast" because they thought it was just for kids.
>(Most of them have enjoyed it very much when they did catch up with it.)
>The presence of Robin Williams and the style of the film makes "Aladdin"
>an easier sell for adults.

Warning: use of some light stereotypes ahead--I don't make'em, I
just observe them.

In my experience, Beauty and the Beast has been considered a
"feminine" movie--a sappy love story.  Aladdin appears to be more
"hip" and suitable for males young and old for some reason (don't
ask me why).  When I watched BatB for the umpteenth time here at
UCSD last year, much of the audience consisted of couples.  I might
be imagining things, but some of the guys near me looked like they
didn't want to be there (like their dates dragged them there).  I
deliberately watch audiences during Disney viewings, BTW.  However,
by the end, I didn't see one face without a sincere smile. :-)  BatB
seemed to help make seeing a Disney movie cool, and Aladdin has
benefited from this.


- Robert Cook
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
From: johnc@porsche.cs.rpi.edu (John Colasante)
Subject: Re: What's with the HOSTILITY? (My first flame-war!)
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Computer Science, Troy NY
	<1993Jan14.155610.1@cc.curtin.edu.au>
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 18:02:23 GMT


   (somehow, methinks this guy is here just to cause trouble!)

Exactly! This guy [Phase] seems very angry and is just looking
to contradict anyone. Intelligent debate is one thing but this
thread isn't worth your time.

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From: st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject: re: about Brad Kane
Date: 26 Jan 93 16:30:08 GMT
Reply-To: st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University

Brad Kane, according to People Magazine, has been doing commercials from the
time could talk. He is sometimes referred to as the "voiceover king".He is
probably best known as the original speaker of that famous commercial line:
"Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
Wish I knew more- hope this helps.
Love y'all,
Erika Lindsay
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
From: swiffenr@cc.curtin.edu.au
Subject: "Herman's Head" Voice Question
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 02:12:34 GMT

Yeah, this is Disney related 'coz it's distributed by Buena Vista...

I was watching Herman's Head the other night and I was wondering about a few of
the voices.  I know Yeardly Smith does the voice of Lisa Simpson, but does
anyone know which Simpsons voice Harry Shearer does?

Also, (and I might be *completely* wrong here) the woman inside Herman's Head
sounded (and looked and acted for that matter) a bit like Babs Bunny from TT. 
And the guy with the glasses sounded a bit like ALF (the furry alien guy).

Any ideas???

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From: collins_w@cubldr.colorado.edu
Subject: Re: The Little Mermaid Series Question
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 09:35:04 GMT

In article <dhp3p7g@rpi.edu>, riouxp@rs6324.ecs.rpi.edu (Peter Joseph Rioux) writes:
> hey!!.. i was thinking of eel-etric city.. that's why alana (notice
> the one l...:).. came up to my fingers.. oh, well...:)
   Is it Allana or Alana? I used the official Quetzal spelling of Allana
in my episode guide.


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From: mousktr@carson.u.washington.edu (Denise "ABU" Lockner)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject: Re: Upcoming Disney Features(ANIMATED)
Date: 22 Jan 1993 23:06:36 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
NNTP-Posting-Host: carson.u.washington.edu

In article <1jpea9INN6a4@pith.uoregon.edu> bjorn@doek.uoregon.edu (Jeff D. Robin) writes:
>Greetings and Salutations,
>                I havn't seen it on the boards so I don't know If it has  
>gotten out yet but according to the regional office where I  
>work(Waldenbooks), word is the next animated feature is to be Pocahantus(  
>I KNOW I spelled that wrong :-) ). but anyway just though you'd like to  
>know
>
>                                Yrs. Truly,
>                                --Jeff  
It's 
The next feature will be "The Lion King," which is being discussed here
at length.  "Pocahontas" will be AFTER "The Lion King."

-Denise
********
"If you can't say something nice...don't say nothin' at all." -THUMPER

"Get with the beat, Baggy!" -Baloo
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Thursday, 21 Jan 1993 07:57:04 MST
From: <ICWFM@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject:    Disneyland Hours

Okay, I think I may be going to Disneyland next week.  If anyone knows the
hours for Thursday 1/28/93 through Sunday 1/31/93 please E-mail me.

Also.  Are they performing FANTASMIC on Friday or Saturday?

Thanks in Advance

Fred McIlvain
icwfm @ asuacad
From: lgb2@po.CWRU.Edu (Linda G. Brashear)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject: Re: beauty's song
Date: 22 Jan 1993 03:25:50 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu


To corroborate the previous posts, I just got a t-shirt from the 
Disney store that has the scene of Belle reading at the fountain
with the sheep in full color graphics, while above her, in a blue
glitter outline that looks kinda hazy (read fantasy-like) are scenes
from Sleeping Beauty (Philip fighting Maleficent as a dragon, him 
waking up Aurora, etc).  The shirt line is called "Belle's Fantasy"
(at least that's what my receipt said).  They were selling after 
Christmas for only $9.00 (50% off) so of course I had to get it.
Linda
-- 
"This is my quest, to follow that star, no matter how hopeless, no matter how
far!"------The Impossible Dream, "Man of La Mancha"
"The Lord lives!  Praise be to my Rock!  Exalted be God my Savior!"
					------Psalms 18:46
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
From: riouxp@rs6325.ecs.rpi.edu (Peter Joseph Rioux)
Subject: Re: calm down.....
Reply-To: riouxp@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:37:20 GMT

Yo Phase!

We'll lighten up when you get a spellchecker.

SHEEESH.  

-Denise

i just had to comment on this....
phase.. if you are getting letters like this..
(this is the first post i have seen... )
then i don't blame you... but you still shouldn't
react to the extremes that you are...

just my .02 cents..

SQUID
(hoping that abu takes a chill pill...)

i have to ask.....
WHAT THE HELL DOES A SPELLCHECKER HAVE TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA?

really.... i make typos all the time.. and i will admit it....
if they get so bad that people can't understand it.. i hope they will write me 
and i will try to clarify it.. but his only had a few......
please ... "If you can't say something nice..don't say nothin' at all." -THUMPER

ok?????
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
From: rglaeser@cs.uiuc.edu (Russ Glaeser)
Subject: Re: DL Toontown opening/dedication question
Reply-To: rglaeser@uiuc.edu
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 07:45:25 GMT

All I know is that I saw it on new year's eve.
Things to not miss:
1) police phone
2) mailbox
3) sewer cover
4) the bottom button in the top of the ship
5) Minnie's refrigerator

I won't spoil the fun by telling you what they all do.

Also, the roller coaster is only 50 seconds long, not worth the hour wait, IMHO

My overall impression:  It looked like toontown.  I think they could have done
better with Mickey and Minnies houses, which are just walk-throughs, but the
whole thing was a lot of fun, if a little on the small side.


-- 
Russ Glaeser
rglaeser@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
From: jle37069@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Nevoieur the Hunted)
Subject: Re: Supermarkets near wdw
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 07:52:33 GMT

Chris Allison <CHRIS@MIAMIU.BITNET> writes:

>   Where is the closest and easiest Publix to WDW.  We usually stop on the
>way from the airport but often need a second trip and Goodings is just too
>convenient.

Instead of going straight into Goodings from the Hotel areas, turn right.
Go under the highway and keep following that road.  Eventuall there will be 
a Publix on your left.  (I'll post highway numbers when I get my map.)

Julius Esclamado
OAS OAS LLS

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From: riouxp@rs6213.ecs.rpi.edu (Peter Joseph Rioux)
Subject: Re: Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs
Reply-To: riouxp@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:35:24 GMT

umm.. i have a copy of sleeping beauty.. a prettty good one too.. 
anybody else want one?... i KNOW that it has been released on videotape!!!!

SQUID
(who else????  hehehe...:)
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From: jle37069@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Nevoieur the Hunted)
Subject: Re: Disney hotels
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 11:05:33 GMT

johnm@cbnews.cb.att.com (john.s.maddaus) writes:

>For what its worth, I was somewhat disappointed in the Beach Club/Yacht Club
>during our last stay.  These hotels seem to cater to the business crowd and
>I found the personal attention lacking compared to our stays at the Poly-
>nesian.  We had problems with our room that took multiple calls to get
>resolved.  They didn't want to give us a complementary gift that AMEX had
>said we would get under the Kids Go Free program (which I highly recommend),
>the snorkeling pool with live fish in it was closed indefinitely and
>they closed the water slide for the duration of our stay due to mechanical
>problems.  On the contrary, the folks at the Polynesian ALWAYS went out of
>our way to make us feel comfortable and welcome.

I will not defend Disney any more than by saying that the Y&B were designed for the business crowd.  I'm surprised you had problems, quite honestly, but then again, I'm not.  (To clarify)  As a Pixie dust covered cast member I tried my hardest
to insure that people had as few problems as possible.  Yet problems always
arose.  (sigh)  I hope you have better luck next time.

Julius
From: poe@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Michael B Poe)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject: Employment at WDW
Date: 25 Jan 93 21:59:43 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania


	I'd like to request for any information y'all have about
any and all employment opportunities at WDW.  I'm currently a 
junior in college, and I'd like to find out about seasonal, summer,and 
full-time opportunities.  What address/phone number should I contact?
What are typical wages?  I'm currently thinking about working at
WDW in the summer of 1994 (I'm thinking ahead).

	Thanks in advance for all replies.

-Michael B. Poe
 poe@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
From: palmesap@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Allan P Palmes)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject: Re: The Little Mermaid Series Question
Date: 27 Jan 1993 13:52:55 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: palmesap@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Allan P Palmes)
NNTP-Posting-Host: white.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <t9p3#x_@rpi.edu> riouxp@rs6401.ecs.rpi.edu (Peter Joseph  
Rioux) writes:
> for the last time.. it's alana!!!!! 
> 
> thank you and back to your regularly scheduled news....:)
> 
> SQUID
> (yes i know my writing (typing) is hard to read but at least i know how  
to spell)
NO!!!  It's ALLANA!!!!!

-Allan Palmes

(guess why)
From: brenda@bookhouse.Eng.Sun.COM (Brenda Bowden)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject: Re: Bye-bye shareholder benefit
Date: 25 Jan 1993 20:40:40 GMT
Organization: Sun
NNTP-Posting-Host: bookhouse

>>This doesn't affect me since I can get membership [to the Magic Kingdom Club]
>>through my employer, but
>>those who bought stock to get this benefit will be disappointed.

I also get the Magic Kingdom Club benefits through my employer, but I'm
still a bit disappointed because the shareholder benefits of old were 
a little better than the Magic Kingdom Club benefits. For example, with a 
shareholder discount you could stay at many WDW resorts in the off-season 
at 40% off, while the maximum Magic Kingdom Club discount is 30%. Last year 
you could get rooms at the Disneyland hotel for $89 or $109 (weekday/weekend) 
as a shareholder, while the Magic Kingdom Club discount is 15% (so a room on 
July 4th weekend would have been about $128 with the MKC discount). Not a 
huge difference in price, but if you stay for a week at an expensive Disney
hotel, the difference adds up. 

I agree that there are probably a lot of very disappointed people out 
there who bought stock last year in order to get the benefits. 

Oh well, at least the Magic Kingdom Club benefits are pretty good too!

Brenda
From: atzachar@unix.amherst.edu (Aladdin)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject: THE LION KING
Date: 27 Jan 93 16:13:04 GMT
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]

I have this feeling that The Lion King is going to be quite remarkable...
--
	** Ala"ddi"n **

	"There will be riches and magical places
	 A private oasis out there in the sands..."
From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney
Subject: Lists...?
Date: 24 Jan 1993 20:33:48 GMT
Organization: Turkey Hall
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: kepler.unh.edu


Might be an interesting project to construct a list of all the personalities
the Genie imitated in "Aladdin."  Peter Lorre, Groucho Marx, Ed Sullivan, and
Pinnocchio are four.  A complete list would be nice....


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From: sanderso@rolls.cs.rpi.edu (Don Sanderson)
Subject: Re: Disney hotels
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 15:06:41 GMT

In article <C195HA.4qK@news.cso.uiuc.edu> jle37069@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu 
>(Nevoieur the Hunted) writes:
>johnm@cbnews.cb.att.com (john.s.maddaus) writes:
>
>>For what its worth, I was somewhat disappointed in the Beach Club/Yacht 
>>Club during our last stay.
>I will not defend Disney any more than by saying that the Y&B were designed

Oddly I had the reverse experience, I found the Yacht Club the most
attentive to problems of the on-site hotels (I've been to Polynesian,
Carribean Beach, Disney Inn and just last month Dixie Landings).  It could
have been that they were quite new at the time I stayed, or prehaps
just random chance.  Guess I'll have to plan another vacation there to
test the theory.  The sacrifices we must make for science :-)

-- 
|Donald Sanderson				sanderso@cs.rpi.edu         |
|RPI Computer Science Department		(518) 276-4857	            |
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From: amberle@staff.tc.umn.edu (Amberle S Ferrian)
Subject: Re: Disney Women:Face & Figure
Organization: University of Minnesota
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 22:54:43 GMT

In article <C18J9x.MJw@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> ksdavis@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Karleen S. Davis) writes:

>I'll make you a deal.  I'll woo the Beast and you can all fight over
>Belle.  I want the Beast while he was still a Beast, of course. . .

No.  He's *MINE*.  All *MINE*.  And I'm *NOT* sharing!  You want him, you'll
have to go through my dead body!
<pout pout grin> :-)
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can CATCH me you can KEEP me!...All this, and I can cook spaghetti too!...
But wait!  If you act now, you'll also receive ABSOLUTELY FREE...
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