HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal)
Subject: help understanding an LBJ
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 20:50:52 GMT
Followup-To: poster
Keywords: Zappa, Red Shirt


I need some help.

In my collection of light bulb jokes, I've found a couple I don't
understand.  I'm looking for any information anyone could provide on
the following jokes. If you can't tell me why the answer is relevant to
the question, I'm also interested in the approximate year this coke
would have made sense. About all I know is that they are from 1984 or
more recent.

Q: How many Red Shirts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they never get near enough.
Q: How many Frank Zappas does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the light bulb is not dead, it just smells funny.

I rarely have time to plow through the rec.humor groups and I'm not enough
of a Zappa fan to subscripbe to a.f.f-z, so please respond by email.
-- 
Sam Saal      kingfish!saal OR saal@kingfish.att.com
	Vayiftach HaShem et Peah Ha`Aton
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jrd@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Jean-Richar Desarmes)
Subject: Emil Thomas Chuck's Pickup (Line) Truck
Summary: One more line..
Organization: HAC - Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 06:46:08 GMT

How about this?
(Assuming you're an Italian guy trying to pick a non-italian girl up!)

--Do you have some italian in you?

--Then would you like some?

				Richie@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu
From: deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Test
Date: 18 Dec 92 00:26:51 GMT
Organization: Entropy Inc., Madison, WI

In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
>>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
>> This is starting to make me snore.
>is this the rec.humor people adore?
May I please show you geeks the door?

















so solly,  bete noire
--
deanc@ex.heurikon.com   \            you                          only
                        /                 see               that
                        \                       what     is   
                        /                            not  
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hpv@kelvin.uio.no (Hans Peter Verne)
Subject: Re: REQUEST: That Jesus fortune
Organization: University of Oslo, Norway
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 13:53:44 GMT


< various ppl asking for fortune with   "And Jesus replied: 'What?'".  >

Does this help ?:

	And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"
	They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the
ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our
very selfhood revealed."
	And Jesus replied, "What?"

--
Hugs,
Hans Peter.
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (xyz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: a good joke (offensive to women)
Date: 12 Dec 92 01:50:03 GMT
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (xyz)
Organization: Human Genome Center at LBL
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov

In article <Bz3KCy.LA1@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, la@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Lewis Alderton) writes:
|>
|> Q : Why does Helen Keller Masterbate with one hand ?????
|> 
|> A : So she can moan with the other.

        Helen Keller was blind, not dumb. Which sir, is 
        more than one can say about you.  (Ow!!) (:-)

|> ^ Lovely Louie | My brain ?? That's my second favorite organ.
                                ********************************
			And is that because one always tends to like 
                        whatever one has the least of ??        (:-) 

	Prem!
From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Undocumented Assembly
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 20:40:32 PST
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

jopi@stekt.oulu.fi (Jouko Valta) writes:

> 	Undocumented Assembler Commands:

    You forgot BEO (Branch and Execute Operator), and RDI (Reverse Disk
Immediate).


 _
Kevin D. Quitt      96.37% of all statistics are made up.     srhqla!quest!kdq
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: comptec92076@camins.camosun.bc.ca
Subject: Re: RE:RE:Candian Humor
Organization: Camosun College
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 21:09:13 GMT

In article <BzF73o.Isv@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v140pxgt@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) writes:
.
.
[bunch of rather humorus canadian jokes deleted]
.
.
Okay, herre's one that most canadians will get,....

The world will be destroyed today at 8:00.... 8:30 in Newfoundland


either you get it or you don't...... :)


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: Re:Where's the other dollar.
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 04:43:55 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.193716.1@jaguar.uofs.edu>, dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
|>Dont just answer the three ladies and the $30 riddle by saying:
|>$25+$3+$2=$30.
|>anyone knows that.
|>Why, if the three ladies each paid ten dollars, recieved one back,
|>do they end up with $28.
|>In other words, why does 3(10-1)=25+3 apparently.
      
They don't end up with $28, they end up with $3 (refund - 'tip').
They PAID $27 dollars (3*(10-1)): $25 (cost) plus $2 ('tip').
Why you are adding $3 (refund - 'tip') to $25 (cost) is beyond me.

Brian /-|-\
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides)
Subject: Re: Don't Read Me. Only a test...
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 14:04:02 GMT

In article <Bz3xA2.Hs8@news.ucs.mun.ca> jfarrell@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (James Farrell) writes:
>In article <702.9212101345@thor.cf.ac.uk> scocjk@thor.cf.ac.uk (Christopher Kyle) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec8.185407.15398@Princeton.EDU> sguha@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Saumyen Guha) writes:
>>|In article <61190004@acf3.NYU.EDU> wut@acf3.NYU.EDU (Tom Wu) writes:
>>|>/* acf3:rec.humor / mwasserm@diana.cair.du.edu (MARC Y. WASSERMAN) / 10:42 am  Dec  7, 1992 */
>>|>In article <ByvLyF.MBt@news.ucs.mun.ca> jfarrell@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (James Farrell) writes:
>>|>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
>>|>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
>>|>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>>|>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>>|>>That's not very nice. You're just being sore.
>>|>Perhaps he's ironic, and wants some more.
>>|>Quit dancing around, and let's get to the core.
>>|As if , you are talking to a whore!
>>He knows that, he knows the score.
>What the hell are we doing this for?
two months on the last one, let's go fo four!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Subject: Xmas ascii (3)
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 16:05:19 GMT

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: amorgan@csd-d-4.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: LIMERICK
Originator: amorgan@csd-d-4.Stanford.EDU
Organization: /usr/lib/news/organizatoin
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 21:35:57 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.185150.20986@mlb.semi.harris.com> 
  jhobson@SU19F.ess.harris.com (Harv Hobson) writes:
>In article <BzEMJx.G8C@cs.dal.ca> 
>  franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec17.001118.11284@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com> 
>>  record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com writes:
>>>In article <BzCvz2.GDw@cs.dal.ca>, 
>>>  franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>>>>In <1ghiflINNel4@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> 
>>>>  cs_e373@ceres (Matthew Simpkin) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>There once was a lady from Ham,
>>>>>Who wanted to ride on a tram,
>>>>>When she kissed the conductor,
>>>>>He turned round and fuc*ed her,
>>>>>And now she is pushing a pram.
>>>>
>>>>There once was a fellow named Matthew
>>>>Who's spelling was awful but grant you,
>>>>His rhyme was no better,
>>>>He forgot a letter,
>>>>It's limerick, but spell as you want to.
>>>
>>>The limerick you wrote, I have read it
>>>I hope never before you have said it
>>>For it was not funny
>>>It can't be worth money
>>>And what's more, I might add, I DON'T GET IT!!!
>>
>>I pray that you please will stop shouting.
>>Of verbal goo please cease your spouting.
>>The subject is wrong,
>>Been mispelled all along,
>>Perhaps you are smart, but I'm doubting.
>>
>A limerick cascade's in the making.
>To most it is not so earthshaking.
>But bottles of green,
>Are making me scream.
>My need rec dot humor's now slaking.

Oh come now, how can you complain?
There is one thing that's certainly plain.
This can't go on for long
(Correct me if I'm wrong)
For to add to it you need a brain.

C Frog
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: xiaohan@euler.Berkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun)
Subject: Re: Nothing
Organization: University of California at Berkeley
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 19:00:45 GMT

In article <sf_HAMK00WBO85kwk4@andrew.cmu.edu> Sam Swett <ssbc+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>   No humorous material contained in this message.
>
    So, everybody please just treat this as garbage.

------
Xiaohan (say 'Shaw-han')


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 09:44:45 GMT

In article <dweldy.724831191@digirolamo.ecn.purdue.edu> dweldy@digirolamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Dennis E Weldy) writes:
>polecat!steve@cacti.mcws.fidonet.org writes:
>
>>sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth) writes:
>
>>> In article <1992Dec8.203222.44578@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> gb03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (
>>> >Ford only runs damaged
>>> >Ford only runs damaged only runs damaged
>>> >Ford only runs damaged only runs damaged only runbs damaged
>>> >
>>> Found On Road Dead
>>>
>>> Simon
>>Fix Or

This describes my girlfriend's 85' Escort perfectly!

Simon

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: akp@cns.nyu.edu (Prashanth Kumar A.K.,Rm 1010)
Subject: Re: Test
Reply-To: akp@cns.nyu.edu
Organization: Center for Neural Science(NYU)
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 07:25:39 GMT

In article 27658@spock.UUCP, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman) writes:
> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
> >In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
> >>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides) writes:
> >>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
> >>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
> >>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
> >>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
> >>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
> >>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
> >But you know that you are telling a forklore.
> This is starting to make me snore.
I wonder-Is all this enof to bore a whore?
must be, me boy...for shore!
so I hope this is the final score,
and we dont hear any more,
for another year-no, make that ten and four score.



resucat in absurdum,all ye in the store.

And finally a chore-

A merry christmas and a meerier new year, all ye merrie folks!


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sl313028@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Jazz (I've got))
Subject: Re: Wanted: Ways to Say Someone's Crazy
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 05:11:10 GMT

In article <1992Dec4.111223.8412@cs.nott.ac.uk> cep@cs.nott.ac.uk (Charlie Pearce) writes:
>In article <1992Dec2.110905.1@vms.ocom.okstate.edu> chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Dec2.002750.2692@oz.plymouth.edu>, a_chobot@oz.plymouth.edu (La Femme Fatale) writes:
>> {nothing deleted for the sake of bandwidth}
>>
>>A 'roo loose in the balcony (Barry Humphries / Edna Everage)
>> A few chips short of a full board
>>A macintosh user
>>An Amiga user
>A PC user
no, no. 16 bits short of an OS (yes, Windoze & DOS, silly)
>
>Charlie (yes I can take the flames!)
-jon
("anointed, allways on my knees honey..." SFC)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dsohl@spock.uucp (Daniel Sohl)
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 15:01:02 GMT

>ALITALIA
>
>Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival

DELTA: Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals

PAN AM: Pilots Are Not A Must
-- 
"Life is like a grapefruit."     *                       -- Dan Sohl
"Er, how so?"                    *****************************************
"Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow on the outside, pink and squidgy on the*
 inside. Oh, yeah, and some people have half a one for breakfast."       *
From: murali@chuck.polymer.uakron.edu (Murali Cotah)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: overestimate
Date: 19 Dec 92 23:34:48 GMT
Organization: Institute of Polymer Science, University of Akron

Keywords: 

>





















-- 
John Mechalas                      | If you think my opinions are Purdue's, then
mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu      |      you vastly overestimate my importance.
Purdue University Computing Center |             Help put a ban on censorship :)
General Consulting                 |                       #include disclaimer.h
>
In the above case i over estimated both Purdue's and your opinion.
cotah
From: magnus@thep.lu.se (Magnus Olsson)
Subject: Unintended humour in rec.humor.funny
Organization: Theoretical Physics, Lund University, Sweden
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 10:37:48 GMT

Sometimes, when you find someone poking fun at someone else's bad
spelling, grammar, or just lack of education, it turns out that the
original person was right and the flamer wrong. Here's a fresh example
from rec.humor.funny (which makes it even funnier, I guess...).

The following is _not_ intended as a spelling flame, or to point an
accusing finger at anybody, or anything like that. 

But I thought that this posting was _very_ funny indeed, as an example
of unconscious humour and an example of that you have to be sure of
your facts before you correct somebody else:

In article <S4c1.4433@looking.on.ca> kayser@asc.slb.com writes:
>
>Living in Austin, Texas, is probably not unlike living in other state
>capitols in the sense that about half of the businesses in town have
>names that begin with "Capitol..." such as Capitol City Lightbulbs,
>Capitol Yugo, etc.
>
>I was looking up one such business in the phone book recently and had
>trouble finding the phone number until I looked under "Capital..."  In
>fact, I was amazed that about 150 of the "Capitol" businesses in
>Austin have misspelled their first name.  Among them:

I'm quoting from "Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary" (1988): 

capitol: n [etymology deleted]

1 a: a building in which a state legislative body meets
  b: a group of buildings in which the functions of state government
     are carried out 
2: The building in which the U.S. Congress meets at Washington


capital adj [...]
   b: being the seat of government

capital n [...]
3 a: a city serving as a seat of government


>Capital of Texas Leasing  (what IS the capital of Texas?)

Austin.

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From: cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHARLES EDWARD JAMES)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Test
Date: 19 Dec 92 17:54:30 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec18.104506@hurrah.cheers.tanda.com>, lusty@hurrah.cheers.tanda
.com (Blonde Cheerleader) writes:
>In article <1992Dec18.143400.6456@bmerh85.bnr.ca>, coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (Da
vid Smith) writes:
>|> In article <1992Dec18.020436.2148@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso@pioneer.arc.na
sa.gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
>|> >In article <BzF6E3.Lp7@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The F
reak) writes:
>|> >>In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu wr
ites:
>|> >>>In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny R
ichman) writes:
>|> >>>> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.B
erkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
>|> >>>>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew
 Twyman) writes:
>|> >>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andr
eas Orphanides) writes:
>|> >>>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Camero
n Huang) writes:
>|> >>>>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.co
m (Vilas Khare) writes:
>|> >>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>|> >>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>|> >>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>|> >>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>|> >>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
>|> >>>> This is starting to make me snore.
>|> >>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
>|> >>Or is it porn,which is hard core.?
>|> >Haven't when been through all this before?
>|> No, have some BEER and let me pour!
>Ooooh! Get me drunk and you can score!
Ok and we'll go, more and more and more!
-- 
Charles James
Lehigh University
CEJ0@Lehigh.EDU
---------------------------------------------------------
What eeees it????  You fat bloated sack of protoplasm!!!!
---------------------------------------------------------
From: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: /dev/null (again?)
Date: 14 Dec 92 10:26:47 GMT
Organization: Physical Chemistry Laboratory, South Parks Road, Oxford OX1 3QZ
Originator: pete@joule.pcl


I've had this lying around for sometime and I thought I would share it 
with everyone, well, it is the festive season (Bah, Humbug!).  I received
it through sun-managers a while back, so people have probably seen it.

Pete


>>>>>>>>


Date: Wed, 12 Feb 92 19:35:36 EST
From: fortune@com.fsg (Fortune)
To: sun-managers@edu.nwu.eecs.delta
Subject: RE: /dev/null

On 2/10/92, you allegedly write:
> From: hacker@tumbler-ridge.caltech.edu (Jon Hacker)
> Subject: /dev/null full

> Our sun sparc 1+ SunOS 4.1 OW2.0 started running very slowly.  When
> I logged out I got the message /dev/null full: empty bit bucket.

> What does this mean?  It seems to be running fine after a reboot
> but I am wondering if only the sympton is cured.

>Jon Hacker
>MMIC Group, EE
>Caltech, Pasadena CA
>hacker@rumbler-ridge.caltech.edu

The problem is that null is full.  Your void space is no longer void, it's
full up.

THE TOP TEN WAYS TO EMPTY AN OVERFLOWING BIT BUCKET:

10) Open the computer up. Look for the bit bucket, find the RED stopper
    at the bottom of it and open it up OVER a LARGE trashcan.
 9) Stop using the computer for 6 months, let the bits compost and
    continue.
 8) Take the ethernet terminator off, and "cat /dev/null > le0".  This
    spits the bits into the ether.
 7) When you write to /dev/null, the 0's don't take up any space, but
    the one's do.  Try writing a file full of 0's to /dev/null
    (binary 0, NOT ASCII 0 - ASCII 0 will start overfilling the partition).
 6) This is a common problem _only_ if you use the computer.  If you stop
    using it, it won't have many problems as all.  Kick the other users off
    too.
 5) If you use lots of C programs, they have Null terminated strings that
    use up the bits in /dev/null.
 4) Bring the computer to Mr. Goodwrench, he will drain the bit bucket,
    change the oil and add windshield fluid, all in less than 29 minutes.
    Now that's a deal.
 3) Consider upgrading to a byte bucket or even a word bucket.
 2) Since your already using Open Windows, open a window and toss the 
    useless bits out the open window.
 1) Stop using the game "fortune" in your .logout script, Mr "Hacker".


good luck
Frank Ortune
(fortune@fsg.com)



-- 
=============================================================================
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                                    Internet: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk
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From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: <<< Different, maybe >>>
Date: 16 Dec 92 00:48:03 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.


	
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A:	Because for the last year he has been staying up all night 
	wondering if there really is a dog.
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