HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.peeves
Subject: monday
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Date: 12 Oct 1992 15:52:02 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux7.lbl.gov



everything that happens becomes somehow connected to the fact that the other
guy working in your office had his scooter stolen this past weekend.

everything.

inspecti scooter got ripped off at a party by a GUEST who nobody knew but
we think we know where he lives and we told the cops but the COPS have
columbus day off which they shouldn't  i mean it's ok for the banks to 
have columbus day off because there are 24 hour teller machines but there
aren't 24 hour cop machines that can get my SCOOTER back...

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34258 alt.cascade:2604 alt.exploding.kibo:638
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,alt.exploding.kibo
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 15 Oct 92 13:21:10 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,misc.test,comp.lang.c,comp.lang.list,comp.lang.prolog,alt.exploding.kibo
Organization: Bugs-R-Us

In article <gunnarh.204.718998829@dhhalden.no>, gunnarh@dhhalden.no
(GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:

%  Ok...I'l try. Here's a C version:
%  
%  for (i=1; i<1000000; i++) 
%  	printf("Are you a virgin?\n");
%  
%  You're right.....It *was* easy.

But wrong, since i is an int, and cannot therefore become greater than
32767.  Even if it could, your loop would only iterate 999999 times,
because the usage of = and < is wrong.  The code should be


main( )
{
	long i;

	for (i = 1L; i <= 1000000L; i++)
	{
		printf("Are you a virgin?\n");
	}
}


In article <1992Oct14.092200.22981@hellgate.utah.edu>
galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu writes:

#  Anyone care to do the Prolog version?

purity_test :-
	purity_test(1000000).

purity_test(0).

purity_test(N) :-
	N > 0,
	write('Are you a virgin?'), nl,
	N1 is N - 1,
	purity_test(N1).


-- Ken "I'll do a Chip version for you later today" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: rabbit@buster2.Michigan.COM
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: How to get the MORTIMER Story
Date: 14 Oct 92 16:00:03 GMT
Reply-To: rabbit
Distribution: world

This posting was made automatically by machine. It will appear once
a week or so. Direct any questions to rabbit@Buster.Michigan.COM

-------

The MORTIMER story can be retreived from a special archive server
(the Mort-Server) To request a part of the MORTIMER  story,  send 
mail  to one  of  the  addresses  below.  Put   your  request  on 
the Subject: line of your message. Requests are can be the in the
following form:

    ALL - (in upper case) will cause the entire story to be sent
          to you. 

    n   - (where n is an integer) will cause part one to be sent

 n,m... - (where n and m, etc are integers) will cause parts n, m
          and so forth, to be sent.

You may send your request to any of the following addresses:

     MORTIMER@Buster.Michigan.COM
     MORTIMER@Babs.Michigan.COM
     MORTIMER@Plucky.Michigan.COM
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If you send off a request and don't get a response within 5 days, 
send e-mail to the sysop here (NOT ME!!). His address is:

     ARCHIVER@Michigan.COM
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I wish I were dyslexic because...
Date: 15 Oct 92 10:26:56 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


...the Block Stacking Problem would become the Black Stocking Problem,
and 10^6 times more interesting. 

-- Ken "refer to diagram" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The word for today
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:50:32 GMT
Organization: University of Washington

The word for today is

	HARRIDAN

Use it often.

	-JAH

--
Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 685-2793
Exclaimer: Hey!           Plan: Birth School Work Death
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re :  We have arrived!!
Date: 9 Oct 1992 21:07:43 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: skat.usc.edu

In article <1992Oct9.062540.11878@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>Why is it newbies always post blank verse,
>(I once did that myself, I must admit),
>And yes, of course, I know, it could be worse:
>At least they don't attempt to rhyme their shit.

'Cause, fair gypsy, `tis easier this way
to post our dreck and deliv'r it your way

>Now is the winter of our discontent.
>The freshman influx breeds a thousand flames;
>And newbies never see a flame's intent --
>They get defensive, whine, and call us names,

In the era of communication, the oldbies do fail
to, when need arises, to remit flames thru mail

>Each fall, both the perceptive and the dull
>Are baptised in the fire of talk.bizarre,
>And one by one, the old and weak are culled;
>By spring we'll know who all the worthy are.
>The way to be accepted?  Just relax,
>And NEVER use ad hominem attacks.

Sound advice is to be heeded, flames are to be ignored,
for this froup's future is at stake, and we easily get bored.

			- 5150

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 15:45:16 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.234532.9626@nmsu.edu>, sabbott@nmsu (SDA) writes:

}Demeaning, dehumanizing jokes consist of taking a group, reducing it to 
}an exaggerated generalized stereotype, then slamming the stereotype.
}
}You can argue the semantics of what is infringement of civil rights
}and what is not, but the fact is: I do not possess the demeaning
}state of mind that is at the core of the matter.  There is a
}difference between demeaning a group and making a joke about
}Republicans.  


Cut it out, Roger.


                                 greg
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Date: 15 Oct 1992 14:31:54 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <Bw55rq.DE7@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <Bw46x4.2sv@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct14.081311.21904@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>>>i will be moving to charlotte, north carolina on october 31st,
>>>and will no longer have access to usenet at that time, although
>>>i may be able to get an email feed if i am able to acquire a
>>>computer that will run uucp.
>
>>Well, I have this spare 11/780 if you want it...
>
>She said "run," not "crawl through jello using flippers while dragging the
>anchor from the QE II."

That's why I didn't mention the PDP-11/44.
--scott

The first machine I ever brought news up on was an 11/70.  I suppose that
dates me somewhat.
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: pleasures
Date: 11 Oct 92 05:41:44 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
Gawd, I love West Coast Weekend.  "Sedge" is 
a much better name than "Garrison".  I loved
listening to him say nasty things about the
Blue Angels today.  The only thorn in the rose 
that is WCW is the tragic fact that the evening 
re-broadcast is on right after the Unpleasant 
American Music Show, hosted by that tall Minnesotan.

---
c j silverio
it's also on Philadelphia NPR
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: KAIWA REVISITED
Summary: wakarimashita ka
Keywords: hajimemashite
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:32:01 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.
Originator: gerald@gerald


   A:	Sumimasen. Ginkoo wa doko desu ka?
   B:	Soko desu. Sono tatemono desu.
   A:	Are wa nan desu ka?
   B:	Are wa daigaku no toshokan desu.
   A:	Are mo toshokan desu ka?
   B:	Iie, ano tatemono wa byooin desu.
   A:	Doomo arigatoo gozaimashita.
   B:	Iie, doo itashimashite.

-- 
Gerald Oskoboiny
gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com                       I speak for myself. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: looking for info
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 01:27:28 GMT

In article <1992Oct10.042608.22070@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
>IN COMP.AI.EDU std_wauters@hg.uleth.ca writes:
>)Does anyone have the e-mail address for anyone at
>)the Catholic University of Leuven, Leuven, Belgium.
>)I am trying to contact the AI Department there:
>)The address I have (which does not work) is:
>)	gery@blekul11oearn
>
>OTHER POSSIBLE ADDRESSES TO TRY ARE:
>
>	GERY@CONDOM.POPE.EDU
>	GERY@PISS-CHRIST.JESUS.COM
>	GERY@AIAI.CHRIST.GOV
>	GERY@VICTORIAN.FIDONET
>	GERY@ELIZA.SATAN.JESUS.BITNET
>	GOOLEY@NETCOM.COM

There are TWO Catholic Universities of Leuven.  One is French-speaking and
the other Felmish-speaking.  The Flemish-speaking one especially is a
center for research on Prolog.

Mark., more Carasso bait here
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: BUTANE - WHAT THE HECK?
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 13:38:45 GMT

In article <1b0eg9INN94f@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>
>In a previous article, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) says:
>
>>...........................  Just this month, two high school students
>>died at a graduation party due to Hymnody poisoning, complicated by high
>>blood levels of a common decongestant, Jungfrau.  The government must act
>>and make these drugs available by proscription only.
>
>.............................Just this century, a hundred million people
>died worldwide due to war, rebellion, and revolution, complicated by high
>levels of a common strategic weapon, the H-bomb.  We, the people must act
>and reduce the size and scope of government, across-the-board.

This is another common government lie.  Radiation is actually good for you
and improves health and longevity.  Some old men who were at the site of
the bomb dropped on Hiroshima are still alive, and younger than they were
at the time the bomb was dropped.  President Bush, for example, was born in
1805 but due to high levels of gamma radiation is still alive and in good
health.  High government officials routinely take as much as 700 rems per
day, while putting on a smokescreen to prevent the public from discovering
the benefits of health-giving nonionizing radioactivity.  If the people knew
about how good radiation were for them, they'd all want some, and there isn't
enough to go around.  In addition, the population problem would be worsened.
--scott
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: An Almost True 100-Word Story
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:28:59 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
|The naive might think that if coke were legal, they wouldn't have taken so
|long to call the medic and Jenny would have lived.
|But as Kent will doubtless inform us, Jenny was just TOO STUPID TO LIVE.

Gee, you know, it's so much fun to argue about drugs, I wonder why
they don't have a newsgroup JUST for arguing about drugs?

mr HEINOUS
"rhetorical"
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:33062 rec.humor:30577
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: And Still the Moon
Date: 7 Oct 1992 04:53:13 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Some days you can stagger along, minding your own buisness, talking to street
>signs and shouting at people who are'nt there.

 andrewc@spider.co.uk -- anagrams (@=a)
***************************************
  1.  A cuspidor crew--NAKED!
  2.  Duke and I crap escrow.
  3.  Cardiac punks were o.d.
  4.  RDC: "We pukers can do AI!"
  5.  DAC rues no weird pack.
  6.  Answer: accord Updike?
  7.  I drank acre-cups o' dew!
***************************************
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: orc@amber.uucp (David Parsons)
Subject: I don't mind.
Reply-To: orc@sybase.com
Organization: Ministry of Skritching
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 00:43:10 GMT

I don't mind that they killed the front door when they broke in.
I don't mind, much, that the ReVox is gone.
I don't mind, much, that the ML#29 is now sitting at some fence's
apartment, as the burglars are being told that "oh, no, this isn't
worth shit; it's far too much of a rare item for me to fence."

However, I could consider it an act of a merciful god if all of my
CD's turned into rats and ate the eyes and genitals out of the nice
people who liberated them from me.

                 ____
   david parsons \bi/ "But they left the computer and the bike.  Hmmphf.
                  \/   Isn't my computer *good enough for a thief?"
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:33228 alt.fan.chaki.chaki.chaki:3 alt.cascade:2372
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.chaki.chaki.chaki,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: freeze-dried gulliblity in plethora sauce
Date: 8 Oct 92 02:57:50 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <gunnarh.184.718468029@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>In article <1992Oct6.164045.21554@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>>Subject: Re: freeze-dried gulliblity in plethora sauce
>>Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 16:40:45 GMT
>>schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>>carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>>>>gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
>>>>)I nipped into a handy brick wall and came out disguised as Aneurin
>>>>)Bevan, forgetting that he had been dead for some years.  
>>>
>>>>I've always had a special place in my heart for the Japanese people.
>>>
>>>I've always had a special place in my basement for Japanese people.
>>>
>>I've always had a special place in my bed for Japanese women.
>
>I've always had a special place in my head for Japanese lobotomy.

I've always had a special place in my workstation for Japanese electronics.

>
>
>          /\           | I didn't say this.      | "I never forget a
>        /    \         | My supervisor would     | face. Especially
>      /        \       | kill me if i did.       | when I've sat
>    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________| on it."
>  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          | -Kathleen Turner
>/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no| Crimes of passion


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From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: things I hate
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 9 Oct 92 12:44:27 CDT


In article <1992Oct9.054126.6217@utagraph.uta.edu>, wjm@utagraph.uta.edu (William Middleton) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Oct8.171221.949@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
> >
> >hooray!
> 
> this was NOT throw your head back and howl funny.

yes, but you'll have to admit it was slightly bizarre.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Definition
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 13:44:43 GMT

Definition:

	 algorithm (n): the sound our soon-to-be vice president
		makes when he hits a drum.

Sorry, it just came to me.  You were bound to hear it sooner
or later.  Don't blame me -- you knew the risks when you
started reading this group.

infidel
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34274 alt.cascade:2608 comp.lang.c:15023 alt.exploding.kibo:639
From: cudep@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Ian Dickinson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,comp.lang.c,alt.exploding.kibo
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:20:30 GMT
Organization: Team Limpid's Meathead With Aptitude - Kunst und Wahnsinn
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <7721@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>In article <gunnarh.204.718998829@dhhalden.no>, gunnarh@dhhalden.no
>(GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>%  for (i=1; i<1000000; i++) 
>%  	printf("Are you a virgin?\n");
>But wrong, since i is an int, and cannot therefore become greater than
>32767.

Hey you 16-bit boy!  Get into the real world.

int can vary, short and long are more "fixed".

I get my fix from scabs and alcohol.

Beers,
-- 
\/ato - Ian Dickinson - NIC handle: ID17                   No-one is to molest
vato@csv.warwick.ac.uk  ...!mcsun!uknet!warwick!vato           the wombat when
/I=I/S=Dickinson/OU=CSV/O=Warwick/PRMD=UK.AC/ADMD= /C=GB/            anyone is
@c=GB@o=University of Warwick@ou=Computing Services@cn=Ian Dickinson  watching.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu
Subject: Re: Fathers, abortion, small minds, fools, losers
Summary: this is way fun
Keywords: loser die and hard
Reply-To: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 7 Oct 92 11:17:40 MST

In article <1992Oct7.014947.5386@midway.uchicago.edu>, wag5@quads.uchicago.edu (john peter wagner) writes:
> Part of the  genetic coding from an infant comes from the father.
> The federal government would prevent the father from having any say

	KEEP THIS CRAP OUT TALK.BIZARRE YOU SMALL MINDED FOOL. I HOPE YOU ROT
IN GEHENNA. YOU ARE NO MORE THAN GILL FUNGUS ON A FISH. CIAO,
				  	apparent net-asshole/pat finerty
From: dcj@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Mr Damian C Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the box
Date: 16 Oct 92 08:42:45 GMT
Reply-To: dcj@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Mr Damian C Jackson)
Organization: Laboratory for the Foundations of Computer Science, Edinburgh U

********************************
*                              *
*                              *
*     don't  ever  leave       *
*     the  box.  you are       *
*     safe just  as long       *
*     as you  never ever       *
*     leave the box.  do       *
*     not  try  to learn       *
*     about  the outside       *
*     world. stay in the       *
*     box. you will soon       *
*     learn  to like the       *
*     box.  in  time you       *
*     will accept it and       *
*     you will  not want       *
*     to ever come out.        *
*                              *
*                              *
********************************

Damian
dcj@dcs.ed.ac.uk
--
Talk.bizarre: Love it or Hate it you Can't Eat it.
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From: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA (Andreas  Tovornik)
Subject: Re: TEEN TALK BARBIE
Reply-To: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 05:30:20 GMT

In article 718383698@eola.cs.ucf.edu, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>flagg@blind-lemon.cs.unlv.edu (Scott Cunningham) writes:
>
>> "One of the messages is "Math classes
>> "are hard."  The other messages are supposed to pertain to hair and
>> "shopping.
>
>>Rush Limbaugh had one on the show, couldn't get it to say anything about math  
>>but it did say it loved Rush...
>
>The man, the group, or the drug?
>
>infidel
>
>Panama!


Oh No, Not a crossposting!
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: TOP 5 THINGS I ATE ON YOM KIPPUR
Date: 9 Oct 92 00:44:00 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN TALK.BIZARRE rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
)
)TOP 5 THINGS I ATE OR DRANK ON YOM KIPPUR
)-----------------------------------------
)5. Bitten fingernails
)4. Condensated water in the air
)3. Stray dust particles
)2. Mucous from the back of my throat
)1. N.A.


I forgot to mention that this was my obligatory jewish joke so that
fucking politically-correct oldbies don't go into menopause early.

...hugs



-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: oopss
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 02:00:08 GMT

what a loser i am. i just realized i completely screwed up the word 'from'
in my last posting spelling it 'fomr'. oh so sorry. really. ciao etc.
--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
               me, last month when i had a cc.utah.edu acct.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Musicians Duet Better...
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 04:45:23 GMT

Clinton Richard Wolf (wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu) wrote:
:                  SIMPLE TWO-STEP GUIDE TO TALK BIZARRE
:                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: 
: 1. Look at article.
: 
: 2. If articles header includes more than one newsgroup, or has ANY mention of
: politics in it, hit 'j'
:    Do the same for any article longer than a page or any article dealing with
: train rides...
: 
: ^^^^^^^^^^^^

I tried to hit j, but my newsreader doesn't recognize that.  Perhaps ^K is what
you're referring to?

Also, having written dozens of articles longer than a page, I must disagree
with the second part of your statement.  I think one of them might have had
a train ride in it, too.

p.s. Cut it out, Clint.  Everyone knows Step 1 is optional.

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---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"I'm a few bricks short of a load, but a full load always hurt my back."
   ---Barenaked Ladies
Current Album--Kim Mitchell:Rockland
Current Read--Robert A. Heinlein:Job: A Comedy of Justice
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