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From: jb173s579@instem.UUCP (John Blickensdorf)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Mom Jokes
Date: 16 Aug 92 01:05:59 GMT
Organization: The Institution - Chesterfield Twp. MI

does anyone have any mom jokes like

Get off the mom jokes.... i just got off of yours!!!!

or 

You might not recognize your mom when you get home... i shaved her back!!!!

Thanks

John Blickensdorf
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pressley@fireball.rtp.dg.com (David Pressley)
Subject: Re: Famous Last Words
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 20:45:18 GMT
Organization: Data General Corporation, RTP, NC.
Keywords: tailhook

In article <1992Aug12.072903.7911@news.ysu.edu> ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller) writes:
>
>In a previous article, abreu@dcs.qmw.ac.uk (Abreu) says:
>
>
>>
>>And now for something completely childish... May I suggest we change the order 
>>of the entries? First the punch line, then the REAL punch line.
>>
>>Top secret? F**k top secret. -- Mata Hari
>>The neck? What for? -- Marie Antoinette
>>20 seconds in the air and everything is fi -- Space Shuttle Crew
>>What the f**k was that? -- The Mayor of Hiroshima
>>What're you gonna do with that f**king match? -- Joan of Arc
>>They wouldn't be THAT crazy! -- American Navy Officer at Pearl Harbour
>>It's simple. We go in. We f**k'em. We come out. -- Marine at the Bay of Pigs
>						   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>read also, "Naval aviators at tailhook convention"

Now that's hilarious.  I think tailhook is a good name for that convention.
A bunch of Naval aviators chasing tail trying to get hooked up!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: 50 in a 35
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 19:02:10 GMT

fred@dickens.com (Fred R Stearns) writes:

>This morning, my wife received her first moving violation.

I'd heard she'd been movingly violated many times...

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
I used to homebrew computers, now I homebrew beer.  Is this progress?
Xref: sparky rec.humor:25849 alt.politics.clinton:1742 alt.politics.bush:1246
From: beng@cae.wisc.edu (Beng Ting)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.bush
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Date: 12 Aug 92 17:21:38 GMT
Organization: U of Wisconsin-Madison College of Engineering

In article <1992Aug11.191939.10787@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes:
>In article <xulfm2n@Unify.Com> ceb@dbrus.Unify.Com (Caroline E. Bryan) writes:
>>>
>>>Q: How can you tell if Pres. Bush is lying?
>>
>>A:  His lips move.
>
>No, No, No!!!  The Answer: Read His Lips!
>               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

	Ya, right! Read his lips, he is super-cheap!!
	He is Bushit!!


Happy! Happy!
Beng-Tak Ting
beng@cae.wisc.edu




                 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Subject: Re: first post
Organization: gte
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 19:45:50 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.232121.28431@gtephx.UUCP>, forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:
> In article <19538@plains.NoDak.edu>, langowsk@plains.NoDak.edu (Michael Langowski) writes:
> > This is my very first post ever, so I hope I don't screw this up.
> > OK here it goes
> >   As I'm sure most of you know of the popular sex positions, such as 69
> > But do you know what 6.9 is?
> > 
> > a good thing fucked up by a period.
> 
> 
> What's the square of 69?
                  ^^^
                   root

"Square root of 69"!  Gawd, I'm stooopid

> 
> Ate something.



-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Followup-To: rec.humor
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 06:37:00 GMT

In article <BsyG47.FoB@rice.edu>, kossack@qvi.com writes...
>In article <1992Aug13.162610.5264@uwm.edu> ski@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Andrew John Urbanski) writes:
>- Guns don't kill people, bullets do.  People with gun just do it
>- more efficiently!  :-)
> 
>   Tsk.  Tsk.  Tsk. 
> 
>   The truth is ... GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - GOD KILLS PEOPLE  

Aha!  So that's who we need to prosecute!  But waitaminute, I are a atheist, I guess that
means I get to live forever because there ain't no gods in my universe!

(Quickly ducking behind cover to avoid being roasted by flames from English majors)
From: kenneth@ducvax.auburn.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Stupid Crook Department
Date: 23 Aug 92 02:44:13 GMT

In article <1992Aug22.231041.6688@sol.UVic.CA>, klassen@sol.UVic.CA (Melvin Klassen) writes:
> True story!
> ----------
> Teenage-girl writes cheque for $184, and hands it to supermarket-cashier.
> Cashier calls the manager to authorize payment.
> Manager checks the two pieces of ID.
> 
> Manager: Is this your ID?
> Girl:    Yes!
> Manager: Then you must be my ex-wife!
> Girl:    (stunned silence)
> 
> Police are summoned.  Ex-wife reports that her purse was stolen
> earlier that day, while she was swimming at Durrance Lake.

Pretty funny, but this one takes the cake:
Taken from Playboy magazine July 1991...

Pleading guilty to a charge of criminal mischief may be the smartest thing
James Babcock of Pittsburgh has done. Here's what happened when he tried
to break into a garage, shed, and home:
Stupid Move Number One: Babcock thrusts his fist through window of shed,
cutting his hand.
S.M. #2:Babcock breaks into second story of nearby garage. It's dark --
VERY dark.  He doesn't see hole in floor and plummets to first story (kids,
don't try this at home).
S.M. #3: Woozy perpetrator staggers around garage, falls into grease pit,
splits head open.
S.M. #4: Babcock shifts to house, breaks in by smashing $300 window in
front door.  Once inside, he topples again -- this time down cellar stairs.
S.M. #5: The Bad-Luck Burglar, as cops subsequently christen him, decides to
leave.  He starts car, drives down hill, hits tree and sustains blow to head.
S.M. #6: Would-be thief exits car, locking all doors (can't have getaway car
stolen) and returns to garage.  Falls once more into grease pit.
S.M. #7: Babcock heads for car, can't find keys.  Shatters car's rear
window, breaks gear shift to get it into neutral but can't unlock steering
wheel.  Hits second tree.
S.M. #8: Bruised, battered, Babcock falls unconcious.  Head drops against
steering wheel.  Horn blares continuously -- until police arrive.
 No word from Chevy Chase's agent.
From: slahiri@jade.tufts.edu (Sandip Lahiri)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: "Height of" jokes
Date: 17 Aug 92 17:36:26 GMT
Organization: Tufts University - Medford, MA
Originator: slahiri@jade.tufts.edu


I am posting the following "height of" jokes. I am sure there are
lots of them. If you happen to know one please...

(1) Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs growing around the crack of a
                            whore.
(2) Height of Noise: Two Skeletons fucking on a tin roof.
(3) Height of Uneasiness: A one-handed man hanging from a cliff with his
                          balls itching. 
(4) Height of Comparison: Pissing against Niagra.
(5) Height of Expectation: Two homos buying a pram.


-Sandip.
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                       |/__\|
                        
                "Balls" by Picasso
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mmjimm@luna.lerc.nasa.gov (Jimmy Gonzalez)
Subject: WANTED-Answering Machine Messages
Summary: Ideas for a funny message.
Keywords: answering machine, message, original, funny
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center [Cleveland, Ohio]
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 14:18:22 GMT


A few months ago somebody posted a huge list of messages for
an answering machine. I'm planning to get mine and I would
like to have some ideas to create a good and bizarre message.

If the person who posted that list reads this, please send me
an email to: mmjimm@luna.lerc.nasa.gov. or repost the list. 
If somebody has copy of it, please send it to me or repost it
to rec.humor.

Thanks!


-- 
Jimmy Gonzalez                   |           Talking about life:
mmjimm@luna.lerc.nasa.gov        |
NASA Lewis Research Center       |    "There is no fast forward or rewind.
Cleveland, OH                    |     Only pause and play." - L.A. GEAR
From: "ron kulick" <ron.kulick@execnet.com>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: life of an electron?
Date: 21 Aug 92 22:12:11 EST
Reply-To: "ron kulick" <ron.kulick@execnet.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Executive Networks Information

             In article <divers.713713416@sol.acs.unt.edu>
         divers@sol.acs.unt.edu (Divers Brian Keith) writes...

>  I while back, someone posted a short story about the life of an electron
>that made fun of modern dating. I think it was called "Life of an Electron
>but I am not sure.  Could someone repost this or e-mail it to me.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

                          THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON

One night when his charge was at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to
get a cute little coil to discharge him.  He picked up Millie Amp and
took her for a ride on his megacycle.  They rode across the wheat stone
bridge, around the sine wave, and into the magnetic field next to the
flowing current.

Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic curve, soon had her
field fully excited.  He laid her on the ground potential, raised her
frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage
probe.  He inserted it in parallel and began to short circuit her shunt.
Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho".  With his tube
at maximum output and her coil vibrating from the current flow, her
shunt soon reached maximum heat.  The excessive current had shorted her
shunt, and Micro's capacity was rapidly discharged, and every electron
was drained off.  They fluxed all night, tried various connections and
hookings until his bar magnet had lost all of its strength, and he could
no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field.  With
his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so
they ended up reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.

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From: jwilliams@hpsrad.enet.dec.com (John Williams)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The "education"party needs educating!
Date: 18 Aug 92 21:50:45 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


>Hand on the tiller through choppy waters??????????????? NO WONDER THE 
>REPUBLICANS ARE SINKING. Somebody tell them tillers are meant to be
>used on land, not on water!!!!

Exsqueeze me, baking powder?
A tiller is the beam that connects to the rudder.

Not that I like the republicans. Reagan was particularly typical.

What he said was this: Nothing bad happened, and if it did it wasn't
our fault or we can't recall.

+-------------------------------+---------------------------------+
| John Williams  (508)-467-6141 | jwilliams@hpsrad.enet.dec.com   |
| Digital Equipment Corporation +---------------------------------+
| 700 Forest St.  MRO1-2/S10    | "If all you have is a hammer,   |
| Marlboro, MA  01752           |  everything looks like a nail." |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926)
Subject: Re: address
Organization: PTT Research
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 13:04:21 GMT

In article <1992Aug6.075339.15164@nuscc.nus.sg> sci10019@nusunix2.nus.sg (YU HONG WEY) writes:
> Why do those people who want to be on the jokes mailing list state
> their address when it is clearly visible on top of the page? Anyway,
> please put me on the jokes mailing list as well. Thanks in advance.

Because the addres on the top of the page might not be correct. 
My official email address is M.R.Schenk@research.ptt.nl. If you 
look at the top of this page you will see 
mschenk@research.ptt.nl. This address will only reach me as long 
as there are no other mschenk's in our domain. And if I post from 
one of the SUNs the address on top of the page might look 
entirely different.

    Mike
From: kenneth@dekalb.dc.peachnet.edu (Kenneth Palmertree)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JOKE MAILING LIST
Date: 16 Aug 92 20:21:55 GMT
Organization: DeKalb College
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

I also want to be on the mailing list.  Thanks in advance!


-- 
Real Name     : Kenneth Palmertree
Internet      : kenneth@dekalb.dc.peachnet.edu
Phone Number  : (912)-746-3034
Computer Type : Laser 486/33 Tower
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom humor
Date: 12 Aug 92 16:03:21 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <matt.713576920@unidata.ucar.edu>, matt@unidata.ucar.edu (Matt Hicks) writes:
|> How about:
|> 
|> 	Here I sit
|> 	Cheeks a flexin'
|> 	Squeezin' out
|> 	Another Texan.

Reminds me about Texas Toilet paper, it don't take s**t off anyone.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: akn8257@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Re: Jokes about cowboys
Reply-To: akn8257@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 20:07:03 GMT

>In article <1992Aug10.215535.18095@igor.tamri.com>, kelly@igor.tamri.com (Kelly Kittell) writes...
> 
>Please mail me, or post, your jokes about cowboys, the Wild
>West, cows, barnyard sex, Dolly Parton, etc.
> 
>Yippie-ki-yi-thank-you!
> 
>Kelly
>-- 

Here is one:

A cowboy went to a barbor shop. As soon as he got down the horse he kissed its 
ass. The man in the shop asked him why he did that.

" Oh! It is for my dry lips."

" Does it help?"

" It keeps me from licking it."
From: aij@sactoh0.sac.ca.us (Andrew I. Jones)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Looking for a specific religious joke
Keywords: religious joke wanted
Date: 15 Aug 92 03:32:28 GMT
Organization: Sacramento Public Access Unix

--
 
    I'm trying to locate a specific religious joke I heard a couple years
ago and (I imagine) it's probably been posted before.  It had to do with
Jesus being on the cross and calling for an apostle, and the punchline
(when the apostle reached Jesus) was Jesus remarking that he could see his
house from up there.  If anyone has a copy of this joke, please mail me or
post here in rec.humor.  I'll reallllly appreciate it.  Thanks!
-- 
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From: 11dhunter@gallua.gallaudet.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JOKE MAILING LIST
Date: 14 Aug 92 05:37:14 GMT
Organization: Gallaudet University

In article <1992Aug13.164712.19498@inesc.pt>, usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
> In article <1992Aug11.221118.14881@nntpd2.cxo.dec.com> k_workman@csc32.enet.dec.com (Karen Workman) writes:
>>
>>In article <1992Aug10.201933.1293@vlsisj.uucp>, harish@vlsisj.uucp (Harish Balan) writes...
>>>In article <l7qkcbINNghi@male.EBay.Sun.COM>, hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM
>>> 
>>Can you PLEASE add me to the JOKE MAILING LIST also!
>>
>>Thank you! csc32.enet.dec.com!k_workman
> 
> I want in as well.
> 
> J
> 
Add another one to the mailing list please. 

Thanks

DAH
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 00:56:40 GMT

mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes:

>Hmmm?  Oh, I get it!  Hey, that's not nice!  Well, here in
>America we always get uncontrollable giggles from
>"Canadian Money."

How are the US and Canada similar?

You can't buy dick all with Canadian money in either.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
In our innermost soul, we are children and remain so for the rest of our lives
    --  Sigmund Freud
From: tjgerman@53iss6.Waterloo.NCR.COM (Trevor German)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: SHORE LEAVE
Date: 20 Aug 92 19:10:26 GMT
Organization: Imaging Systems Division, NCR Corp, Waterloo, Ont., CANADA


	=========================================================

	A navy ship was in port one day and the crew was of shore
	leave. In the morning 10 of the crew were hauled up in 
	front of the captain for being late back on board. The
	captain addressed the first sailor and asked him why he
	was late back.

		The seaman responded, " I would have been back on
	time but I could not get a taxi. All I could find was a 
	horse drawn cab. I hired the cab but half way back to the
	ship the horse died and I had to walk the rest of the way."

		The captain listened to the story and dismissed the
	sailor. The captain then addressed the second sailor. 
	
		He replied, " I was at the same pub as the other
	guy and I couldn't get a taxi either. I managed to get a
	horse drawn cab but blow me if my horse didn't die too and
	leave me with a long walk."

		The captain, being in a good mood and knowing how
	badly the locals keep their animals, dismissed the seamam.
	The stories continued in the same ilk till the captain
	came to the last sailor. "Don't tell me" he said "you
	couldn't get a taxi and the horse died right"

		The sailor replied "Funny you should say that. I
	didn't have any trouble getting a taxi, but half way back to 
	the ship we came upon this enourmous pile of dead horses......."






		
--
       >| "Only average people           | Trevor J German BSc    |<
       >|       never make mistakes."    | NCR, Waterloo, Ontario |<
       >|	               	         | Canada.                |<
From: bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Date: 19 Aug 92 15:29:35 GMT
Organization: Ohio University School of Art. Athens

In article <Bt4uAE.LB1@news.larc.nasa.gov> avik@icase.edu (Avik Banerjee) writes:
>In article <1992Aug14.221158.5152@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu>, bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug13.191743.19600@infonode.ingr.com> wilsonk@infonode.ingr.com (Keith Wilson) writes:
>>>Taxi Cab Drivers
>>>Prison Reform
>>>Government Subsidies
>>>Foriegn Imports
>>>Strip Mining
>>>System Manager
>>
>>Bosnian Cease-Fire
>>
>
>Christian Science

Country-Western music


-- 
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*    bob church                             *
*    bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu           *
*    D-8195 NFS #27                         *
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar)
Subject: Re: The Tent Joke
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 14:32:13 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Aug20.010438.11355@walter.cray.com> crgoc@bard.uk.cray.com (Gary O'Connor) writes:
>It's willy shakes his spear and henry IV ( I think)
>
> "now is the winter of our discontent"
>-- 
>
It's Richard III you're thinking of.  But, without the leading 'Now', it's
Steinbeck.
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jd@dickens.com   |  has to climb over enough of them, he might inadvertently
Atlanta, GA      |  fall on top of her.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: RE: Oxymorons revisited
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 06:16:42 GMT


In a previous article, wilsonk@infonode.ingr.com (Keith Wilson) says:

>T.V. Dinners
>Railroad Crossing
>Fresh Produce
>New and Improved
>Congressional Action
>Peacekeeper Missile
>Civil War
>Happily Married
>Dental Floss
>
>
Don't forget:

Political Action Committee
Freewill Church
Democratic Republic
Republican Party
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Xref: sparky rec.humor:26683 alt.politics.clinton:2452 talk.politics.guns:19778
From: J.M.Spencer@newcastle.ac.uk (Jonathan Spencer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Date: 21 Aug 92 12:46:32 GMT
Organization: University of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK, NE1 7RU

glambert@pyramid.com (George Lambert) writes:

>In article <#a9msdc.crisp@netcom.com> crisp@netcom.com (Richard Crisp) writes:
>>
>>I personally believe that if we disarm America, some day a few generations
>>down the road (or sooner if Socialists like Feinstein get elected Senator from
>>Califruitty) someone will declare themselves "President For Life". If we 
>>ever find ourselves in that situation and are unarmed, we are in deep trouble.
>>That is the long and short of it.
>>

>If your assertion is correct, how was the military backed coup of Gorbachev
>overthrown by an unarmed population?  Keep in mind that the conventional
>forces of the USSR were the largest of any nation in the world. 

It wasn't by an unarmed public, it was because the army took the side of
the people, or at best, the coup leaders did not get get support of the
army because the army was split. Romania: same again, the army came over
to the people. Tianneman Square: the army remained loyal, the unarmed
people got slaughtered. Hungary? Czechoslovakia? Afghanistan?

>The point is that your argument doesn't hold much water in light of recent
>events in the USSR, and a similar story can be told about how the British 
>were forced from colonial rule in India.

Well, for one, I'm not so sure that the British were forced so much as
persuaded. For two, the argument holds plenty of water in the light of
the counter examples I cite.

--Jonathan
From: catstyle@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (CatStyle )
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: BASTARD STUDENT CONSULTANT FROM HELL #2
Date: 20 Aug 92 00:06:44 GMT
Distribution: rec.humor
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

I accidentally deleted my copy of the first BSCFH, could someone mail
it to me?

CatStyle
jrh@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: MESSAGE FOR WOMEN
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1992 20:28:18 GMT

 kbiesel@unislc.uucp (Karen Biesel) talks control...

>A MAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the thing he cannot control.
>What he does with it is another matter entirely. . .  

Or rather, where he puts it is another matter entirely....

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