From: lhstone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Louis "Ichabod" Stone)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Curt Henning -- Like Opie [NOT]
Keywords: Mr. Perfect, Flair
Date: 8 Apr 92 04:35:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: bronze.1992Apr7.233509.26562
Organization: Indiana University - Read Center - Curry 2

I think you are sadly mistaken on this one man. Curt Henning is probably one 
of the greatest Heels the WWF has had in a long time.  I just hope he is
'Ring-Ready' soon.  It is my theory that he will be programmed against
Savage (assuming that he returns to form and Savage doesn't retire or
lose the strap).  It is then that Henning--by far the best technician
in the WWF (Yes..better than Bret Hart)--will take the strap he
so rightly deserves. He is by far the best interview the WWF has seen
to date with the exception of Jake Roberts.  

Speaking of Interviews My listing of Top 5 and Bottom 5 (as promised via
EMAIL to around 50000000 people).

Top 5 WWF Interviews

5. Hulk Hogan - Lose the four commandments and you have something here!
4. Ted DiBiase - liked him as a face -- love him as a heel.
3. Randy Savage - just an all-around fun interview -CAN ya dig it?
2. Mr. Perfect - His arrogance just makes his interviews so great to watch.
1. Jake Roberts - I have always admired the way he seems to talk like he
                  is lurking in the shadows. He is very convincing as a face
                  and awesome as a heel. 

Botton 5 WWF Interviews
5. The Honkey Tonk Man - Man.. is it just me or did anyone dread hearing this
                         guy open his mouth?
4. Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake - Man.. seeing this guy in his ring apparel 
                  makes me want to heave in a major way.  Needs some time
                  off to re-vamp his character like Tito did to breathe new
                  life into that tired old body.  Can't speak worth a darn.
3. Dusty Rhodes - All that America's Apple Pie / Common Man stuff makes you
                  want to puke after a while.
2. Andre the Giant - I realize that the guy has been wrestling for a long
                     time and that after a while all those blows to the head
                     mess up your mush.. but jeeze... I'd rather just have
                     Heenan do all the talking for him than here that stupid
                     "I'm gonna squeeze.... and squeeze..." 
1. Koko B. Ware - The Jobber to everyone else in the WWF. Where to begin?
                  For starters I want to eat Frankie with some Bar-B-Q sauce.
                  And the guy can't sing half as well as he thinks he can.
                  And I for one don't want to here him try anymore!

Overall best to watch in action:
5. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
4. Randy Savage
3. 'Mr. Wonderful' Paul Orndorf
2. Ted Dibiase
1. Mr. Perfect

Biggest Snoozers:
5. Akeem
4. Warlord
3. Anything with Santana or Martel
2. Junk Yard Dog
1. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan



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