HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tomault+@cs.cmu.edu (Thomas Galen Ault)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,sci.bio
Subject: Re: Geek Production
Date: 15 Oct 92 20:19:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.Bw6J4p.Cw5.1
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon

In article <Bw5vL0.ry@gabriel.keele.ac.uk> csd36@keele (S.P. Burden) writes:
>This apparent contradiction has always puzzled me, hopefully
>some one can explain it:
>
>Given that 4% of geeks are female, and geeks do not mate
>with non-geek females, why do we have a thriving local geek
>community? Is it because all the geeks in the world are
>moving here, or are geeks extra terrestial?
>
>Surely the geek should by now be extinct.

You forgot to include incredibly high mutation rate among non-geek couples.
Aparantly, the massive bogon radiation that inundiates our society causes
enough random mutation so that geeks are born to otherwise normal couples.
This results in a stable geek population even though so few geeks themselves
mate and produce offspring.

Tom Ault
The ur-Geek of CMU.
Xref: sparky alt.geek:26 sci.bio:3586
From: rnt@druwa.ATT.COM (Bob Thomas)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,sci.bio
Subject: Re: Geek Production
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:48:17 GMT

in article <Bw5vL0.ry@gabriel.keele.ac.uk>, csd36@keele (S.P. Burden) says:
> Xref: drutx alt.geek:7 sci.bio:8360
> Nntp-Posting-Host: seq1.cc.keele.ac.uk
> 
> This apparent contradiction has always puzzled me, hopefully
> some one can explain it:
> 
> Given that 4% of geeks are female, and geeks do not mate
> with non-geek females, why do we have a thriving local geek
> community? Is it because all the geeks in the world are
> moving here, or are geeks extra terrestial?
> 
> Surely the geek should by now be extinct.

This assumes that geeks are pruley a genetic phenomenon.
While this may be true for certain subcategories, such as the
pencil-necked geek, it is not necessarily so in general.
In fact, something like this may be the case:  a certain
number of people are born with a genetic predisposition for
geekiness which may or may not be realized, depending on
environmental conisderations.  Moreover once a person
becomes a geek, it may also be possible for them to undergo
some sort of transcendental conversion process wherein the
said geek evloves into something different, such as a nerd.

Given all of that, the 4% figure you quote merely represents
an instantaneous view of the female geek population.  The
actual number of females who have been geeks, or who will
become geeks, could approach a figure as high as 34 percent.

Bob

NeoGeek credo:  Wow!  Awesome!
Xref: sparky alt.geek:5 misc.test:11666 alt.cascade:2409
From: miles@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Derick)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,misc.test,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
Date: 9 Oct 92 17:08:08 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Oct9.155717.22740@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>I saw a great need.
>I claw big weeds.
Eat raw pig spleen.
                            -Miles
Newsgroups: alt.geek,talk.bizarre,alt.licker.store,alt.newbie
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Charter for alt.geek
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Comments: Birth control pills are habit forming
Distribution: alt
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 01:16:54 GMT
X-Posted-From: wilbur.unh.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu


		CHARTER FOR ALT>GEEK
		READ THIS IF YOU WANT TO POST
		(I MEAN IT!!!!!@!@!!@!@)

Hello everyone,

This is late in coming, but here it is.

Why alt.geek: Well, why not? I mean, uh, like, there are so many
newsfroups and not one for us, geeks!1 So here it is.  

What is alt.geek for: It is definately not for making fun of geeks,
since we are all geeks, and there is no point.  Instead, it's for
instigating love and friendship (is that the right word?)

Who can post:  Only us, geeks. 

What/who is a geek: That's hard to define.  Some took the easy way
out, by saying "it's a person from Geece."  Obviously, the person who
said that was a Nerd, who deserves no mention in this group.  Others
say that Geeks are people who are really smart at some things, but
desperately need a life. Yeah.. that seems more like it.

When to post:  Do not post during the week, and especially during the
day.  Instead, post at night, and especially on friday and saturday
nights.  A true geek sits at his/her (her? is there sucha thing as a
female geek? Well, no need to be sexkist, so there) terminal when
everybody is havingf fun.

What to pist:  Flames for tyiong errors, and aything, if posted
elswhere, would get you flamed.

What to take seriously:  Nothing.

Why did I really do it:  I saw a great need.

No, I mean really, why did I do it: I was experimenting with creating
newsgroups, the title seemed appropriate, and I wanted to.. er.. make
the nazis mad.  And consequently, I have been told not to create new
newsgroups, since it was Tom's job and that I was getting him mad. But
if I told him a I wanted a group called unh.lame, what do you think he
would say?  NEED I SAY MORE?

And finally: to that person talking about love: I looked for alt.love.
Still looking.  (Geeks need love too. Speaking from experience.)

And to finish this post, here are the words of the great philosopher
Brandi Nielsen (who called me a dork, by the way, so stay tuned for
alt.dork):

   nerd.  no one wants to know a nerd.  dorks have friends.
   geeks hang with their own.

   no i love dorks remember.  they make much better friends.
   i think so.  dorks are not vain or stuck up.
   they have been humbled because they are clumsy.


Bye, now.

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
Xref: sparky alt.geek:23 misc.test:11837 alt.cascade:2605
From: dave@frackit.UUCP (Dave Ratcliffe)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,misc.test,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
Date: 14 Oct 92 21:09:59 GMT
Followup-To: alt.cascade
Organization: Data Factory Services, Harrisburg, Pa.


 In article <9OCT199210354786@cc.utah.edu>, msm9891@cc.utah.edu (MICHAEL STEPHEN MERRELL) writes:
 ]In article <1992Oct9.155717.22740@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes...
 ]{In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
 ]{>I saw a great need.
 ]{I claw big weeds.
 ]I gnaw candy beads.
 My jaw has fleas 



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Xref: sparky alt.geek:30 sci.bio:3588
From: chubbard@beta.tricity.wsu.edu (Charles William Hubbard)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,sci.bio
Subject: Re: Geek Production
Date: 16 Oct 92 00:30:34 GMT
Organization: Washington State University Tri-Cities, Richland

>Given that 4% of geeks are female, and geeks do not mate 
>with non-geek females, why do we have a thriving local geek
>community? Is it because all the geeks in the world are
>moving here, or are geeks extra terrestial? 

>Surely the geek should by now be extinct.

It's true that the number of male geeks far out numbers the number of
female geeks and it's true that girls would sooner die that touch a geek. 
But you are assuming geeks only come from geek parents and that's not
true.  Most geeks have normal parents.  My parents for instance are as
normal as they come.  I guess that means I'm a birth defect of sorts - a
geek baby.
Newsgroups: alt.geek,alt.cascade,alt.fondle.vomit
From: raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee)
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
Followup-To: alt.geek,misc.test,misc.testicle,alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 20:26:26 GMT

In <9OCT199210354786@cc.utah.edu> msm9891@cc.utah.edu (MICHAEL STEPHEN MERRELL) writes:

>In article <1992Oct9.155717.22740@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes...
>{In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>{>I saw a great need.
>{I claw big weeds.
>I gnaw candy beads.
I thaw Randy's seeds


>better?

wetter?


-- 
 /=================================================\
// raj@netcom.com      Missed it by >< That much   \================\
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|| How do YOU spell SHAME?  V-O-T-I-N-G- -F-O-R- -Q-U-A-Y-L-E       ||
||                                                                  ||
|| Come one, Come ALL! Come join me in the Church of Appliantology  ||
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Xref: sparky alt.geek:24 sci.bio:3574
From: pickerig@dns0.bham.ac.uk (Mr. G. Pickering)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,sci.bio
Subject: Re: Geek Production
Date: 15 Oct 92 13:52:16 GMT
Organization: The University of Birmingham, England
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

It sounds to me like you are definately NOT a geek,a dn therefore
should be duely flamed.

  Flame!

Guy.

--
Guy Pickering
Electronic Eng, University of Birmingham, Edgbaston, Birmingham. ENGLAND
G.PICKERING@uk.ac.bham  or pickering@uk.ac.bham.eee
Xref: sparky alt.geek:12 misc.test:11722 alt.cascade:2456
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,misc.test,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
Summary: let's cascade!
Date: 12 Oct 92 15:25:36 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <1b4eljINNfk5@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> cmraman@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Focused on Infinity) writes:
>From: cmraman@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Focused on Infinity)
>Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
>Date: 9 Oct 1992 17:14:27 GMT
>Summary: let's cascade!
>
>In article <9OCT199210354786@cc.utah.edu> msm9891@cc.utah.edu (MICHAEL STEPHEN MERRELL) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct9.155717.22740@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes...
>>{In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>{>I saw a great need.
>>{I claw big weeds.
>>I gnaw candy beads.
>I draw randy seeds.
My lawn's sandy indeed.


          /\           | I didn't say this.      | 
        /    \         | My supervisor would     | 
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       | "What's in the basket?"
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________| 
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          | 
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no| "It's my brother!"
Newsgroups: alt.geek,alt.cascade
From: michaelh@stud.cs.uit.no (Michael Hinz)
Subject: Re: Question...
Organization: University of Tromsoe, Norway
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 11:43:47 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.041115.18744@ncsu.edu>, tphailey@eos.ncsu.edu (THOMAS PATRICK HAILEY) writes:
|> 
|> >I saw a great need.
|> >I claw big weeds.
|> >I gnaw candy beads.
|> >I draw randy seeds.
|> >My lawn's sandy indeed.
|> >Dogs in heat will bleed.  
|> >I gave in to greed.
|> >God is hungry, please feed.
|> >I eat tomato seeds.
|> 
|> If I asked you guys to stop, would you heed?

No way! At that speed? ;-)
-- 
Michael Hinz | when i grow up i want to be a big .sig | michaelh@stud.cs.uit.no
Newsgroups: alt.geek,alt.cascade
From: dannelly@eng.auburn.edu (R. Stephen Dannelly)
Subject: Re: Question...
Organization: Auburn University Engineering
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 19:42:49 GMT


seahawk@netcom.com (Steve) writes:
>In article <1992Oct15.114347.20763@news.uit.no> michaelh@stud.cs.uit.no (Michael Hinz) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct15.041115.18744@ncsu.edu>, tphailey@eos.ncsu.edu (THOMAS PATRICK HAILEY) writes:
>>|> 
>>|> >I saw a great need.
>>|> >I claw big weeds.
>>|> >I gnaw candy beads.
>>|> >I draw randy seeds.
>>|> >My lawn's sandy indeed.
>>|> >Dogs in heat will bleed.  
>>|> >I gave in to greed.
>>|> >God is hungry, please feed.
>>|> >I eat tomato seeds.
>>|> If I asked you guys to stop, would you heed?
>>No way! At that speed? ;-)
>Come On! I will take the Lead! (:

What a noble deed!

Xref: sparky alt.geek:18 misc.test:11826 alt.cascade:2583
From: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au (Shadow.,,,)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,misc.test,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
Date: 15 Oct 92 05:29:52 GMT
Reply-To: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au
Followup-To: alt.geek
Originator: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au

From article <1992Oct9.155717.22740@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, by mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC):
> In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>I saw a great need.
> I claw big weeds.
I see scum breeds
Xref: sparky alt.geek:2 misc.test:11650 alt.cascade:2398
From: cmraman@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Focused on Infinity)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,misc.test,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
Date: 9 Oct 1992 17:14:27 GMT
Organization: a concept highly overrated in today's society
NNTP-Posting-Host: ucscb.ucsc.edu
Summary: let's cascade!


In article <9OCT199210354786@cc.utah.edu> msm9891@cc.utah.edu (MICHAEL STEPHEN MERRELL) writes:
>In article <1992Oct9.155717.22740@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes...
>{In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>{>I saw a great need.
>{I claw big weeds.
>I gnaw candy beads.
I draw randy seeds.

-- 
..___... ...___... ...___... ...___... ...___... ...___... ...___... ...___...
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cmraman@ucscb.ucsc.edu	cmraman@deeptht.santa-cruz.ca.us
"Dragon with matches loose on the town
Takes a whole pail of water just to cool him down."

Naturally my opinions are unheard by UCSC, as it is a bureaucratic monolith.
Organization: Sophomore, Electrical and Computer Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.geek,alt.cascade
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 22:30:05 -0400 
From: Joseph Wei-Cheng Ku <JoeKu+@CMU.EDU>
Subject: Re: Question...

Newsgroups: alt.geek,alt.cascade
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
Followup-To: alt.geek,misc.test,alt.cascade
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 92 15:57:17 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>I saw a great need.
I claw big weeds.


TTFN
M - Hey, what did you expect.

Newsgroups: alt.geek,misc.test,alt.cascade
From: thayne@unislc.uucp (Thayne Forbes)
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Organization: HomeVax
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:06:27 GMT

Craig A Bradstock (bradstoc@ravel.udel.edu) wrote:
: In article <gunnarh.192.718903536@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
: >In article <1b4eljINNfk5@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> cmraman@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Focused on Infinity) writes:
: >>In article <9OCT199210354786@cc.utah.edu> msm9891@cc.utah.edu (MICHAEL STEPHEN MERRELL) writes:
: >>>In article <1992Oct9.155717.22740@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes...
: >>>{In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
: >>>{>I saw a great need.
: >>>{I claw big weeds.
: >>>I gnaw candy beads.
: >>I draw randy seeds.
: >My lawn's sandy indeed.
: Dogs in heat will bleed.  
I gave in to greed.
-- 
           "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
                            -U.S. Vice President J. Danforth Quayl[e]
Thayne Forbes
thayne@unislc.slc.unisys.com
Newsgroups: alt.geek,alt.cascade
From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L. Humphrey)
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
Organization: Home of the "Home on the Range" range
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 16:51:47 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.155717.22740@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>I saw a great need.
>I claw big weeds.

It's raw!  It bleeds!

>TTFN
>M - Hey, what did you expect.

Anything but *that*.

--PLH (you're getting what you paid for...)

Newsgroups: alt.geek,misc.test,alt.cascade
From: bmw1@cec1.wustl.edu (Ben Weber)
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
Summary: Guac speaks
Keywords: need weeds feed beads seed
Organization: Washington University, St. Louis MO
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:46:41 GMT

In article <gunnarh.192.718903536@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>In article <1b4eljINNfk5@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> cmraman@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Focused on Infinity) writes:
>>From: cmraman@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Focused on Infinity)
>>Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
>>Date: 9 Oct 1992 17:14:27 GMT
>>Summary: let's cascade!
>>
>>In article <9OCT199210354786@cc.utah.edu> msm9891@cc.utah.edu (MICHAEL STEPHEN MERRELL) writes:
>>>In article <1992Oct9.155717.22740@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes...
>>>{In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>>{>I saw a great need.
>>>{I claw big weeds.
>>>I gnaw candy beads.
>>I draw randy seeds.
>My lawn's sandy indeed.
I like horse feed.
Xref: sparky alt.geek:25 sci.bio:3581
From: caross@acsu.buffalo.edu (Christian Ross)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,sci.bio
Subject: Re: Geek Production
Date: 15 Oct 92 18:47:30 GMT
Organization: UB

pickerig@dns0.bham.ac.uk (Mr. G. Pickering) writes:

>It sounds to me like you are definately NOT a geek,d an therefore
>should be duely flamed.

>  Flame!

Agreed. Consider his terminal pyrolized.

>Guy.
>--
>Guy Pickering
>Electronic Eng, University of Birmingham, Edgbaston, Birmingham. ENGLAND
>G.PICKERING@uk.ac.bham  or pickering@uk.ac.bham.eee

--
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
These are not the disclaimers you are looking for. Go about your business.
-- 
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Xref: sparky alt.geek:17 alt.cascade:2571
From: plin@alheka.usc.edu (Po-Han Lin)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,alt.cascade
Subject: Question...
Date: 14 Oct 1992 18:59:38 -0700
Organization: NONE
NNTP-Posting-Host: alheka.usc.edu
Summary: How?

I am here to ask you geeks... 

 How do you post so your name and email address doesn't appear in the header?

---------------------------------------------

And now for my share...



>thayne@unislc.uucp (Thayne Forbes) wrote:
>Craig A Bradstock (bradstoc@ravel.udel.edu) wrote:
>gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>cmraman@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Focused on Infinity) writes:
>msm9891@cc.utah.edu (MICHAEL STEPHEN MERRELL) writes:
>mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes...
>
>I saw a great need.
>I claw big weeds.
>I gnaw candy beads.
>I draw randy seeds.
>My lawn's sandy indeed.
>Dogs in heat will bleed.  
>I gave in to greed.
>God is hungry, please feed.
>

I eat tomato seeds.





Xref: sparky alt.geek:29 alt.cascade:2620
From: tphailey@eos.ncsu.edu (THOMAS PATRICK HAILEY)
Newsgroups: alt.geek,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Question...
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:55:26 GMT
Reply-To: tphailey@eos.ncsu.edu (THOMAS PATRICK HAILEY)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: tphailey@c00473-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


>|> >I saw a great need.
>|> >I claw big weeds.
>|> >I gnaw candy beads.
>|> >I draw randy seeds.
>|> >My lawn's sandy indeed.
>|> >Dogs in heat will bleed.  
>|> >I gave in to greed.
>|> >God is hungry, please feed.
>|> >I eat tomato seeds.
>|> If I asked you guys to stop, would you heed?
>|>No way! At that speed? ;-)
>Come On! I will take the Lead! (:
My mistake. You write, I'll read :|
Newsgroups: alt.geek,alt.cascade
From: seahawk@netcom.com (Steve)
Subject: Re: Question...
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 18:21:52 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.114347.20763@news.uit.no> michaelh@stud.cs.uit.no (Michael Hinz) writes:
>In article <1992Oct15.041115.18744@ncsu.edu>, tphailey@eos.ncsu.edu (THOMAS PATRICK HAILEY) writes:
>|> 
>|> >I saw a great need.
>|> >I claw big weeds.
>|> >I gnaw candy beads.
>|> >I draw randy seeds.
>|> >My lawn's sandy indeed.
>|> >Dogs in heat will bleed.  
>|> >I gave in to greed.
>|> >God is hungry, please feed.
>|> >I eat tomato seeds.
>|> If I asked you guys to stop, would you heed?
>No way! At that speed? ;-)
Come On! I will take the Lead! (:


Newsgroups: alt.geek,misc.test,alt.cascade
From: msm9891@cc.utah.edu (MICHAEL STEPHEN MERRELL)
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
Followup-To: alt.geek,misc.test,alt.cascade
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date:  9 Oct 1992 10:35 MST  

In article <1992Oct9.155717.22740@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes...
{In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
{>I saw a great need.
{I claw big weeds.
I gnaw candy beads.

better?

		--Mike


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From: curtiws@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.geek,misc.test,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: newgroup alt.geek
Date: 11 Oct 92 00:44:38 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1b4eljINNfk5@darkstar.UCSC.EDU>, cmraman@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Focused on Infinity) writes:
> 
> In article <9OCT199210354786@cc.utah.edu> msm9891@cc.utah.edu (MICHAEL STEPHEN MERRELL) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct9.155717.22740@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes...
>>{In article <1992Oct9.051119.9328@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>{>I saw a great need.
>>{I claw big weeds.
>>I gnaw candy beads.
> I draw randy seeds.
> 

*I* jaw Mandy's teeds


> -- 
> ..___... ...___... ...___... ...___... ...___... ...___... ...___... ...___...
> Marc Reeve
> cmraman@ucscb.ucsc.edu	cmraman@deeptht.santa-cruz.ca.us
> "Dragon with matches loose on the town
> Takes a whole pail of water just to cool him down."
> 
> Naturally my opinions are unheard by UCSC, as it is a bureaucratic monolith.
From: Bo Orloff <bo@igc.apc.org>
Newsgroups: alt.exotic-music
Date: 09 Oct 92 19:32 PDT
Subject: They Might Be Giants Rocktoberfest
Nf-ID: #N:cdp:1301900003:000:1500
Nf-From: cdp.UUCP!bo    Oct  9 19:32:00 1992


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 *                                                        *
 *       THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS ROCKTOBERFEST 1992          *
 *                                                        *
 *                 EIGHT NIGHTS OFF-BROADWAY              *
 *   at the Variety Arts Theater / 110 Third Ave / NYC    *
 *                                                        *
 *        8 Fabulous Shows!   8 Great Opening Acts!       *
 *                                                        *
 *   10/14 SYD STRAW 10/15 DAVID THOMAS 10/16 BOSS HOG    *
 *       10/17 BRIAN DEWAN 10/18 EUGENE CHADBOURNE        *
 *  10/20 THE A-BONES 10/21 ROBIN HOLCOMB 10/22 DRINK ME  *
 *                                                        *
 *             Door Time For All Shows is 6:30 PM         *
 *                                                        *
 *         All tix $22 per show. All Ages Admitted.       *
 *        Limited Seating. Advance Purchase Suggested.    *
 * To charge tix by phone call Telecharge at 212-239-6200 *
 *                                                        *
 *    Due to Popular Demand 10 PM Late Shows Have Been    *
 *                Added on Fri & Sat 10/16 & 17!          *
 *                                                        *
 *      Don't Miss the NYC Rock Event of the Season!      *
 *                                                        *
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