HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: 123paszek@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Farmer Joke
Date: 11 Jan 93 19:06:07 EST
Organization: Western Michigan University

This joke is pretty cheap.  A week ago I posted a very similar one, so this
one is almost a paraphrase.  Please read your newsgroup before you post
anything.     :-|


objoke:   Everything is possible except skiing through a revolving door.


M.M.M.P.



In article <1993Jan11.031144.14154@schbbs.mot.com>, AVRK90@waccvm.corp.mot.com (Kevin Cox) writes:
> There was a farmer sitting on his moped at a red light and up beside him
> drives a city slicker with his new Ferrari.  The farmer looks over at
> the car and says to the driver, 'I like yer car, is it new?'.  The
> driver replied, 'Yes, I just picked it up from the car lot!'.  The
> farmer says, 'I been want'n ta get a car like yers for a while'.
> The driver says, 'Well why don't you come on in and take a look?'.  So
> the farmer gets off his moped and gets in the sports car.  He says,
> 'Ooooooo, this is real nice!  I bet you can really fly down the street
> with this!'.  The light turned green and so the farmer got out of the
> car and hopped on his moped.  The driver, wanting to show off the power
> of his car, took off, tires screaming, leaving the farmer in the dust.
> The driver was moving along at a good pace when he noticed a little spot
> in his rear view mirror.  It got closer and closer.  It was the farmer
> on his moped!  The driver said, 'How can he be going this fast on
> a moped?  I'll show him what this car is made of!'.  So he floors it
> and passes up the farmer doing about 100 MPH.  Pretty soon he sees that
> spot in his mirror again and sure enough, it's the farmer on his moped.
> ZOOM!  The farmer passes up the Ferrari.  The driver is flabergasted.
> 'How can this be?', said the driver.  'I'll really show him!', he said.
> So he gets going about 150 MPH and passes up the farmer again, leaving
> him in his dust one more time.  A few minutes later he sees a spot in
> his rear view mirror, getting bigger and bigger.  It's the farmer! ' How
> could he possibly be going faster than ME?', said the driver.  ZOOM!
> the farmer passes him again.  The driver soon sees that the farmer has
> taken a spill, so he slows down to see what had happened.  The farmer
> gets up and  brushes himself off.  The driver runs up to him and asks,
> 'Are you OK?'.  The farmer says, 'Ya, I'm fine, now that I've got my
> suspenders out of yer car door!'
> 
> 
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From: johnm@hpmcaa.mcm.hp.com.mcm.hp.com (John Mosbarger)
Subject: Re: California Native
Organization: HP Cardiology Business Unit - McMinnville, OR
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 1993 20:05:05 GMT

Nathan Otto Siemers (ns14@crux2.crux2.cit.cornell.edu) wrote:
: >>>>> On Tue,  5 Jan 93 22:06:48 PST, amigan@cup.portal.com (Mike - Medwid) said:
: 
:  Mike> The miners came in '49 The whores in '51 And right there on the
:  Mike> bar-room floor Produced the Native Son
: 
:  Mike> (In CA you see a lot of self-rightous bumper stickers like "Welcome to
:  Mike> California - Now Go Home".)
: 
: 	Much more appropriate in Oregon.  :)

     Certainly is!

John
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From: sguha@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Saumyen Guha)
Subject: Re: New Shit happens (i think)
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 20:25:16 GMT

In article <1993Jan9.182555.25859@ultb.isc.rit.edu> tjr0868@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>don't you think that should be:
>
>If shit happens and no one is there, does it have a smell?
                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A Technical Correction: At least one person is there to whom
it's happening.


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From: guy@harlqn.co.uk (Guy Snape)
Subject: Another fave far side
Organization: Harlequin Limited, Cambridge, England
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 13:36:47 GMT

One of my faves is the one with lots of (uncharacteristically for
Larson) *thin* people, cows, chickens etc. standing in a street.  The
caption reads "Far Side Lite.  Not funny, but better for you".  This
captures the essence of that duff marketing gimmick beautifully.

Cheers,

Guy
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: California
Date: 8 Jan 93 15:57:09 GMT
Reply-To: ahummel@ems.cdc.com
Distribution: usa
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <lkp5uqINNh1o@appserv.Eng.Sun.COM>, pay@tention.Eng.Sun.COM (David Gibbs) writes:
|> In article 25975@mcshub.dcss.mcmaster.ca, Chris O'Donovan <odonovan@physun.physics.mcmaster.ca> () writes:
|> >Q: Why is California like a breakfast cerial?
|> >
|> >A: Once you take out the fruits and the nuts, all you
|> >left with is the flakes.
|> 
|> A2: Once you take out the fruits, nuts, and flakes; all you
|>    are left with is the native born Californians!

Guess that's the bowl, milk and sugar!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pka@engin.umich.edu (Payman Khalili)
Subject: Re: Test
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 93 01:55:15 EST
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <1993Jan5.164636.3686@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au> s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper) writes:
>In article <1992Dec19.062934.133234@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHARLES EDWARD JAMES) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec18.143400.6456@bmerh85.bnr.ca>, coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (Dav
>> id Smith) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec18.020436.2148@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso@pioneer.arc.nasa.
>> gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
>>>>In article <BzF6E3.Lp7@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Frea
>> k) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu write
>> s:
>>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Rich
>> man) writes:
>>>>>>> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berk
>> eley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Tw
>> yman) writes:
>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas
>>  Orphanides) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron H
>> uang) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (
>> Vilas Khare) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>>>>>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>>>>>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>>>>>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>>>>>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
>>>>>>> This is starting to make me snore.
>>>>>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
>>>>>Or is it porn,which is hard core.?
>>>>Haven't when been through all this before?
>>>No, have some BEER and let me pour!
>> Why have one when we can have four!
>Get throughly pissed and sleep on the floor.
Hilary Clinton loves Al Gore!

From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 15:11:41 GMT
Subject: Re: New Internet Farsides!
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

Well ... why not automate the process?  Write a program to mix the following
elements:

 * Cows.
 * Cavemen.
 * Movie monsters.
 * Accountants.
 * Cats, dogs, and strange pets.
 * Insects.
 * Fat kids with crewcuts.

... and so on.  I bet if you just jumbled elements at random you'd probably
get some good FarSides about 1 time in hundred.

BTW, our accountants just *love* Gary Larsen ...

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From: Alan.Holmes@brunel.ac.uk (Alan J Holmes)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Date: 4 Jan 93 15:34:56 GMT
Organization: Brunel University, West London, UK

In article <NAEEM.92Dec30193244@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:

>Andrew,
>	I raised a concern of mine, you responded by pointing out mistakes in
>my English. Yes, my English was faulty, but how does that invalidate my
>objection? 
>	To repeat, these stories may very well be true. My objection
>is to passing these stories around as amusing tales, creating an environment
>which makes it easier for more extreme stereotypes to flourish. It is a short
>step from this brand of humor to the Arab-bashing "towelhead", "camel jockey"
>jokes that were used to such effect during the gulf war. When a people are
>dehumanized and separated as "other" by jokes, it is easier for racist attacks
>to be carried out with impunity.

I do wonder whether Naeen has read the heading, or indeed whether
he should be reading this group at all.

Regards

Alan Holmes
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
From: petitc@vccnw01.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 00:17:02 GMT

elf@ee.ryerson.ca (luis fernandes) writes:

>ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides) writes:
>>dascoser@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (david serchay) writes:
>>>dhanwada@IASTATE.EDU (Chalapathy Dhanwada) writes:
>>>
>>>> greenkj@ucbeh.san.uc.edu writes:
>>>> > davidg@meaddata.com (David Galehouse) writes:
>>>> > > scottm@spruce.ppc.ubc.ca (Scott Morgan) writes:
>>>> > > |> schumach@convex.com(Richard A. Schumacher) writes:
>>>> > > |> |> 
>>>> > > |> |> >>>>>So there's this new ad on North-American tv for Pepto-Bismol
>>>> fast-acting
>>>> > > |> |> >>>>>formula.  The scene involves a man who is having (ahem) abdomi
>>>> distress
>>>> > > |> |> >>>>>during a movie.  He has to leave the movie (and disturb all th
>>>> people in
>>>> > > |> |> >>>>>his row) because of it.  Fortunately Pepto-Bismol comes to the
>>>> rescue.
>>>> > > |> |> >>>>>The last cut shows the happy couple leaving the movie theatre,
>>>> and there
>>>> > > |> |> >>>>>is NOTHING on the movie marquee overhead!!! Here's the rec.hum
>>>> challenge: 
>>>> > > |> |> >>>>>what movie did they see?  What would you have liked to see on 
>>>> marquee?  
>>>> > > |> |> >>>>>How about:  "Logan's Run"?  Any other movie suggestions?
>>>> > > |> |> >>>
>>>> > > |> |> >>>>"Silent and Deadly".
>>>> > > |> |> >>>>"The Black Hole"
>>>> > > |> |> >>>"Silent Running" 
>>>> > > |> |> >>>"Run Silent, Run Deep"
>>>> > > |> |> >>>"See You Next Wednesday"
>>>> > > |> |> >>>"Bringing Up Baby"
>>>> > > |> |> >>>"48 Hours"
>>>> > > |> |> >>The Blob
>>>> > > |> |> >>A River Runs Through It
>>>> > > |> |> >>Squeeze Play
>>>> > > |> |> >>City Slickers
>>>> > > |> |> >>Lethal Weapon
>>>> > > |> |> >>Deliverance
>>>> > > |> |> >Howard's End
>>>> > > |> |> "That Uncertain Feeling"
>>>> > > |> |> "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
>>>> > > |> |> "Popi"
>>>> > > |> |> "Birth Of A Nation"
>>>> > > |> |> "My Dinner With Andre"
>>>> > > |> |> "Diner"
>>>> > > |> |> "Eating Raoul"
>>>> > > |> |> "Seven Days In May"
>>>> > > |> |> "Some Like It Hot"
>>>> > > |> |> "Night Moves"
>>>> > > |> How about  "King Ralph" ?
>>>> > > Two more: "High Anxiety"
>>>> > >           "Blazing Saddles"
>>>> > Every Which Way But Loose???
>>>> Cannonball run
>>>> Never say never again
>>>The Shape of Things to Come
>>Firestarter
>"Gone With The Wind" ?
"Platoon"?   (For you Naked Gun fans :&) )

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From: drizzt@spock.uucp (Neela Jacques)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 16:29:22 GMT

In article <1ikselINN3dv@fnnews.fnal.gov> jeffk@cdibm.fnal.gov (Jeff Kallenbach) writes:
>I missed the beginning of this thread, so stop me if you've heard this one.
>You must have heard of the famous brother and sister Ben Dover and Eileen 
>Dover-Farr.
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From: wiggins@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Don Wiggins)
Subject: Re: Transition follies
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 22:11:50 GMT

 crosmun@crosmun.rtp.dg.com (William Crosmun) writes:

  >Reprinted without permission from Art Buchwald.  It applies even more
  >now than it did in 1980.
  >
  >					 Everyone is Helpful
  >
  >According to the reports I hear, the Carter appointees and the new
  >Reagan people are working smoothly to make the transition.  You don't
  >find the bitterness which has been present during the changeovers of
  >other administrations.  In many cases, the Carter people even seem
  >HAPPY to turn over the reins of government to the Reaganites.
   >[...]
  >"That isn't true.  We've ordered fourteen new green file cabinets for
  >the office, and here's the number of the General Serices Administration
  >in case you need any more."

Old Art had it right, except for the filing cabinet part.  In his quest
to make guvmint more efficient, Carter decreed a steep reduction in the
number of filing cabinets.  As Dave Barry would say, "I am not making this
up."

The result was that some agencies now had to keep their documents in
cardboard boxes and to this day it is still fairly difficult to buy a
filing cabinet.

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From: babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Marriage quotes
Date: 11 Jan 93 22:51:09 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh


In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. 
           But for the groom, it's curtains!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mcduffeek@woods.ulowell.edu
Subject: Re: GET BRET WEIR I SAID! (read)
Organization: University of Lowell
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 22:36:35 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.155548.11745@schbbs.mot.com>, bstdenis@mailbox.fwrdc.rtsg.mot.com (Brian St. Denis) writes:
> In article <1993Jan3.144552.1@woods.ulowell.edu> mcduffeek@woods.ulowell.edu writes:
>>I haven't read any messages in this newsgroup (I just posted this message),
>>but I want to see how many people have actually heard of this underground
>>tape of the funniest phone pranks I've ever heard.  I'm pretty sure it comes
>>from New York City or in that vicinity and the only way to describe it is that
>>they mention the name Bret Weir in it, John Musatcha, and Frank Rizo.  In
>>one prank they call up a doctor's office that does hemmoroid laser treatment,
>>and another they call an auto mechanics office.  I won't go into it in that
>>much detail, but if you've hear it, you know what I mean.  The tape, I've
>>been told, is one of five and I only have one.  If someone has these other
>>tapes or has heard of them, E-Mail me what you've heard.  I'm dying to
>>hear the rest of the tapes.  Please E-Mail, because for some unknown reason
>>I am unable to read messages on this group.
>>
>>Thanks again...
>>
>>-- 
>>  =====             Keith "Overtime" McDuffee            PHI KAPPA SIGMA
> 
> Yes, I've heard it and I can probably get a copy of it.  If anyone cares??
> Send E-mail.
> 
> It wasn't THAT funny.
> 
> -Brian
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TRUST ME, it was hillarious!  These guys are the kings of Phone Pranking.
I was told that they call themselves "The Jerkie Boys" and supposedly
influenced the Bart Simpson scenes where he calls up that bar.  One of
the tapes, I guess, has the 'boys calling this one bar and the bartender
falls for it every time.  The thing that makes the tape is the guy's
voice.  It's his REAL voice and it is really weird sounding.  I'd give them
4 stars for prignality.  I know phone pranking is an immature thing to do,
but these guys killed me....

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From: ding@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Weiren Ding)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Strange names
Date: 7 Jan 93 23:55:12 GMT
Reply-To: ding@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Weiren Ding)
Organization: /usr/local/lib/rn/organization
Originator: ding@athos.crim.ca

In article <1993Jan7.195832.20510@news.csd.sgi.com> jesse@sgi.com (Jesse Rendleman) writes:
>Back when I worked on the hotline here, I ran into some unusual names.
>The one that sticks in my mind the most is a professor at a large mid-
>western university, "Dr. Deth".  Nah.. wouldn't make ME nervous..
>
>--
>Jesse Rendleman (jesse@sgi.com)
>Software Engineer, Silicon Graphics Inc.   <<< Don't touch my monkey! >>>


If there were Chinese, you may meet "Mr. She" and "Miss He". 

Hope "Mr. Ding" is not so strange for you guys. :-))
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From: Jack_Webb@mindlink.bc.ca (Jack Webb)
Subject: Re: Program to convert .EXE to a "C" source file? I really n
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:34:27 GMT

> Taed Nelson writes:
>
> Msg-ID: <1993Jan5.022305.21844@berlioz.nsc.com>
> Posted: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 02:23:05
>
> Org.  : Applications Technology, National Semiconductor (Santa Clara, CA)
>
> [The original poster wanted something to convert EXE's to C source.
>   Subsequent postings have made fun of that person.]
>
> What the original poster was probably thinking of was the recently-posted
>   program that converted EXE's and COM's to assembly code.
>
> BUT, it is not unreasonable to be looking for a tool to convert an EXE to C
>   code.  Of course, it is near-impossible to convert it to the ORIGINAL C
> code
>   (orignal variable names and whatnot are in the symbol table, of course),
> but
>   not all that hard (compared to other daunting tasks) to convert it into
>   EQUIVALENT C code.  Of course, optimization would make the task even more
>   difficult due to some implied side effects.
>
> Tools of this sort were used to do the first analyses of the InterNet Worm,
>   both at Purdue and Berkeley, if I remember correctly.  The first Purdue
>   paper, I believe, had a considerable discussion of this process.
>
> Whether such tools exist for DOS compilers, and just how automated any of
> the
>   decompilers are, I don't know...
>


HA HA HAH HAH HA HA!

... I think...

*j*  :)

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From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: CENSOR THIS?? HOLY S*** PC GONE TOO FAR
Date: 8 Jan 93 14:20:26 GMT
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA

dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:

>what the h*** kind of PC puritans finf THIS newsgroup too Offensive
>HOLY S***!!! this aint nothin'
>if you have no sense of humor, get off!!!



>****, man... there's porno tease on the evening news, and poeple are 
>getting mad at this newsgroup???
>some liberal s***heads have their f****** heads up their bu*** so far 
>they can see out their necks!!!!

>That wasn't meant for humor, but i think it serves good enough.
>so, no OB joke
> thank you and have a nice day :)

I wish you would get an opinion.  Get off the fence, will you?
Don't you feel strongly about anything??!!

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From: babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.british
Subject: Re: ...where angels fear...
Date: 8 Jan 93 14:23:21 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

In article <1993Jan7.214455.7122@CERIS.Purdue.EDU> dheisler@CERIS.Purdue.EDU (Dave Heisler) writes:
>From article <1993Jan7.124802.1@vms.ocom.okstate.edu>, by chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu:
>> Hmmm... Tractor pulls with Robins pulling specially weighted Prams (that's bay
>> carriages for the Atlantically-impaired)
>> DNC.
>
>wow, whatever a pram is, it's gotta be big, after all a whole
>bay.. oh, i get it, the atlantic is an ocean...maybe i don't...

"I have to push the pram alot"    From Monty Python's Holy Grail
                                  the Camelot Song