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From: MDS128@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Philosopher's Drinking Song
Date: 30 Aug 92 21:04:39 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

Does anyone out there have... What am I saying?!?  :)

Would someone who has the Philosopher's Drinking Song please send me a copy
or post one?  I'm currently in Philosophy course that has a private newsgroup,
and posting that song is too tempting.  Unfortunately, I erased my old copy.

Thanks,
Mike Smith
From: 00njhavert@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Young Ones question
Date: 26 Aug 92 14:28:05 GMT


	Okay, this isn't a Python question, but I figured this would be
the best place to ask it. So there ya big poof!
	What are those quick flashes of things in the various Young Ones
episodes? Those subliminal message-like things. Anyone understand what I'm
talking (or rather, typing) about?

Sir Nicholas the Mad
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Oh yes, I forgot...
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 10:11:40 GMT


>I'm going to be gone AGAIN, starting tomarrow.  If you would please
>let my plants out and water my cat, I'd appreciate it.  Also, could
>you dust the house, vacuum the basement, clean the toilets and the
>sinks, reshingle the roof, paint the garage, dig a pool, put an
>additional bedroom on to the house, remodel the kitchen, buy me a
>summer home, build a pool there, install statellite to both of them,
>and walk my dog, I'd appreciate it.

Um... nope?

>Dan aka thanks, I'll be back in 9 or 10 days.
mnSio ... did you say you HAD a cat? Yum yum.
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: CONFUSE-A-CAT/VISITORS
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:23:55 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Aug31.132323.14237@newscan.canada.sun.com> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM assaults my manhood:


>> >>can anybody tell me if these are out and on what volumes they exist?
>> >>If they're not out, I'd monetarily appreciate them on video if someone
>> >>has them...
>> Well, er, um. Yes.
>> In the US, anyway there is a series of videos with 2 episodes apiece (usually
>> from two different years). I think this series has covered the entire run
>> of Python's television career. (I believe the last tape has 3 episodes due
>> to the odd number of epidoses that appeared on the telly before it exploded.)
>> 
>> >ARGH!!!!
>> >A posting with something to do with monty-python.... AREGH
>> >Run away!
>> >Eccles aka *grin*
>> >Sorry, i've never heard of 'em at all.. if you find out tell us. please
>> 
>> James aka Can I have some 'monetary appreciation' now?

>Certainly, sir......I would appreciate it if you handed over your money
>before I attack you with this point-ed stick <twitch>
You'd better watch it, mate! I've got a bunch of grapes in my pocket
and I'm NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!!!!

>PKT aka gentleman-thief.<twitch>
MajeS aka Would you like any lupins? <snicker>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: Pythonesque flaming (I can hear the thunder....)
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 07:05:15 GMT


Really Darling...

	I have several *flames* already *wink wink*...But I have yet
to find one that can properly handle me. *nudge nudge*


Lisa aka ask me if I go *say no more*

-- 
"Don't worry about a thing....just wet your lips and walk butch."

                                  -Stacey Keach to Micky Dolenz
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.fan.pratchett,alt.fan.eddings
From: ins450m@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au (The Wiseman)
Subject: Comfort
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 02:59:08 GMT

I am the Egg Man
I am the Egg Man
I am the Walrus


I think there's something in that for all of us.

The Wiseman
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: New Band (part 2)
Date: 25 Aug 92 08:54:52 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <24AUG199223531042@venus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
|> Oh, yea. We still need a name. Keep those suggestions coming...
|> 
|> 
|> Ratboy the Demeted
              ^^^^^^^^ with the silent 



Names.... umm how's about "Mounting Pythons can seriously damage your wotsit"


Michael aka Why is every worm scared?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: AKA
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 04:13:20 GMT

In article <sprooney.715307234@unix1.tcd.ie>
sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
 
>
>
>>>Someone please let me in on this aka thing.
>>>(NO, I dont have a sense of homur.bork.bork.bork)
>>Okay. You're in on it.
>>Jesam aka Never too busy to be cryptic for the uninitiated
>BTW... Who gave this Jim bloke an aka licence... He's misusing it!
>Chris aka Aka Police, and we're going to have to take you in for that...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Quiz thingies.
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 10:25:31 GMT


Um.. what happened to the quiz thingies? One was posted... it were
Fnu. I fink it were lisa ur someone that did 'em. Me wanna nudder.

MNSio aka 100% in the last one. *:)
From: titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Titanium Knight)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: ADVERTISEMENT
Date: 31 Aug 92 22:26:55 GMT
Organization: system 6626 BBS, Winnipeg MB

gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:

> In article <1992Aug28.115656.9256@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Robert.T.Warfield@da
> 
> 
> >  And now, introudcing, the new Catholic Condom!!!!!!!!!
> >  Yuo may ask, "How is this possible?"
> >  Yes, new Catholic Condom, with our specialy patented hole in the end.
> >  Nary a sperm mis wasted.
> >  So buy NEW Catholic Condom today!!!
> > 
> 
> Call me silly, but I believe the point to a certain extent is somewhat 
> vanished if the condoms have holes.
> 
> 		--Geronimo
 
Yes.. indeed.. what a silly idea!  Good golly me!  A condom with a hole 
in it?  A hole?!  Somebody better get a hold of the marketing team for 
these silly rubbers!  Tell them at once!  
 
Titan

;--- (Titanium Knight) a user of sys6626, running waffle 1.64
;E-mail: titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca
;system 6626: 63 point west drive, winnipeg manitoba canada R3T 5G8
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: The point
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 09:29:03 GMT


>>>p.s. I haven't posted here for so long because I think most of it is shite
>>>and you've all lost the point of real python.
>>Did we ask you? I honestly can't remember...not since I had me brain out.
>No you didn't ask me but I think it is sad that what used to be a funny group 
>ca't raise a smile now. I've been a Python fan since the start in the 60s and I
>think it's wrong to use their name for this crap.

Believe it or not, I agree.
The only porblum is that it can't be changed. We/they can't be
changed. 
Bummer, eh?

>Steve.
mnSio
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Comfort
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 10:29:00 GMT

>>>I am the Egg Man
>>>I am the Egg Man
>>>I am the Walrus
> 
>>Wait, 
>>   This is a Monty Python Bboard.  Why are we quoting the Beatles. 
>>That's another Bboard.  Get it straight!!!!
>I'd rather 'ave one with a knot in it.
You would knot!

>>Some may call me.....Tim, but you can call me Liz.
>Righto, Bruce.
I think that's Sheila, Mate.

>>....Liz
>Meetch aka Shall we call you Eric just to keep it clear ?
Ratboy aka How about cirE?
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hmm...I like this, please explain
Date: 4 Sep 92 16:46:44 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <sprooney.715572109@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>>Who is Mercy?...Better yet...What does she look like?
>She's a very attractive human with some Tanu genes, and powerful, if
>latent, metafunctions. Why do you ask?

>>>Chris aka A nice guy.....most of the time.....
>>JT ___ this is ridiculous....look!..cant you see its ridiculous???
>Um.... I think we should issue JT with an aka... So long as he hits
>James a lot.
>mnSi.... OOOOOOOOOOh.
semaJ aka !!tsrif em ot evah ll'uoY
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date:  2 Sep 92 10:42:04 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!

>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
Alright off you go then.

Clarkus aka Sergeant Major marching up and down the square.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: Quiz thingies.
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 13:45:11 GMT


sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
> 
> Um.. what happened to the quiz thingies? One was posted... it were
> Fnu. I fink it were lisa ur someone that did 'em. Me wanna nudder.
> 
> MNSio aka 100% in the last one. *:)


Ooooohhh you're such a clever little boy, isn't he Mrs. Niggerbaiter??!!

Look at those eeky-weeky-deeky little eyeballs, eh? <pinch-pinch>

PKT aka rather fond of dogs <skip> fond of dogs <skip>
		fond of dogs <skip> fond of dogs <skip>
		<screeetch!>
___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||           (so much for Pathos!)

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Splunge?
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 05:27:10 GMT


>>Um... I'm getting pissed off with some of these requests.
>>Will I do a python FAQ? These peeps r disturbing me.
>>Well, I'm just glad I'm ot etting pissed on by these requesters.
>>
>>MNSio

>Chris aka It looks as if someone pissed on your keyboard.  Couple of the keys
>ain't working....
>NI to you, too!

Yes, it's.. um... MY FAULT! Yeah... let's blame it on me!

OISn...m?
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Who are they???
Date: 26 Aug 92 18:32:01 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Aug26.174648.16882@wam.umd.edu> angelai@wam.umd.edu (Angela I.) writes:
>Also, (I'm asking this one for me)... Does anyone know much about the
>history of those six insane men; specifically, what prompted them to
>become the brilliant comedians that they became?

my best advice to to bya book called " The first 20(0) years of Monty Python"
It contains how MP got formed...detals all the Python's careers b4 and
after MP and other such stuff....excellent book for only like $15

Jester aka Bleach!
-- 
\ /  /    / /  /\
 \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_
 / \/  /   \ \/ \
From: cannabis@spectrx.saigon.com (Cannabis Kid)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Philosopher's Drinking Song
Keywords: Ni! Ni! Ni!
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 14:28:30 PDT
Organization: SPECTROX SYSTEMS (408)252-1005 Silicon Valley, Ca

cannabis@spectrx.saigon.com (Cannabis Kid) writes:

> MDS128@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
> 
> > Does anyone out there have... What am I saying?!?  :)
> > 
> > Would someone who has the Philosopher's Drinking Song please send me a copy
> > or post one?  I'm currently in Philosophy course that has a private newsgro
> > and posting that song is too tempting.  Unfortunately, I erased my old copy
> > 
> > Thanks,
> > Mike Smith
> 
>  
> PLEASE!, send a copy my way also.
> 
 
oops, should'a looked before I lept there .. got a copy now


--
cannabis@spectrx.saigon.com (Cannabis Kid)
SPECTROX SYSTEMS +1.408.252.1005  Silicon Valley, Ca

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: The Band
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 05:42:59 GMT


>>>I will only wear skimpy, tight, revealing and degrading clothing
>>>if Tia and lisa join me.
>Well, that's EXACTLY what I had in mind...personal try-outs at my place, about
>10.
Right. CU then then.

>> Your outfits will consist of headbands.  That's it, just headbands.  Revealin
>>enough for you?
>Nope. Too much. We've got to think of the public, man. Do you think they want 
>see them wearing all that elastic? Hmm...not bad really...
I was thinking more along the line of wearing swarfega, with
un-tactfully placed rabbit shaped jelly moulds. (Just to affirm the
groups stand on political matters.

>>>you didn't think you could have just *one* of us, did you?
>Well, I thought if I tried alll threee I might get *at least* one...
Well... you know about us celebs now, RB.

>>>we are a package deal *wink wink*
>>> We thought we'd just ask you, and Tia and lisa would become jealous and be
>>begging to join.
Well I'm happy so long as I get Tia.
>> 
>>>
>>>Lisa aka where do I sign, and when do I get paid?
>>>Chris aka Drummers know how to make back-up vocalists' costumes!
>Ratboy aka got a new pice of cloth for their costumes..it's about an inch 
>square so we should have no problem splitting it between the three of them.
Well the swarfega solves that... just smear it on, and off you go!

>>>"Don't worry about a thing....just wet your lips and walk butch."
>>>
>>>                                  -Stacey Keach to Micky Dolenz

>>"Don't get hot and flustered. . .use a bit of mustard."
>>                                  -Tim Curry to Susan Sarandon

"Don't use poison... use a thermonuclear device. Go out with a bang."
                                    - Me to no-one just now.



ISnm. O!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: durway@rtp.dg.com (Lindsey Durway)
Subject: REQUEST for Meaning of Life song
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 19:46:29 GMT
Organization: Very Fast Airplane Company

Does anyone out there have the words to the song that Michael Palin
(right?) sings when he comes out of the refrigerator in Meaning of Life?
The song plays again during the credits.

It's the one about how fast the earth is moving around the sun, how far
from galactic central point, etc.

Thank you so much.
Lindsey

-- 
Lindsey Durway, a guy.  durway@rtp.dg.com or ..!mcnc!rti!dg-rtp!durway
Best anagram of George Herbert Walker Bush:  Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: an arguement
Date: 30 Aug 92 22:34:03 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <29AUG199215514543@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) argues in futility:

>>>>No it isn't.
>>>{DING} Thank you.
>>Oh yes it was... erm.. eh ?

>Oh. Now you've ruined the mood. 
>"Start again." 
>{clown waves}

>Mt. Everest. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world...


Start Again!
{clown waves}

Mt. Everest. The mountain with the smartest tits in the world...

>>>Ratboy aka But that was never five minutes just now...
>>Meetch aka I'm sorry but I can't argue with you any more unless you've paid!
>Ratboy aka Oh, this is futile!
James sls No, it isn't.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: AKA
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 08:41:58 GMT

In article <BtxDnH.pK@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
 
>
>}>>>>>>Someone please let me in on this aka thing.
>}>>>>>>(NO, I dont have a sense of homur.bork.bork.bork)
>}>>>>>Okay. You're in on it.
>}>>>>>Jesam aka Never too busy to be cryptic for the uninitiated
>}>>>>BTW... Who gave this Jim bloke an aka licence... He's misusing it!
>}>>>Chris aka Aka Police, and we're going to have to take you in for that...
>}>>SIOnm... Read 'im the charges, constable... Using copywronged
>}>>     anagrams and shifts of aka, distributing unlicenced akas, being,
>}>>     being cryptinc for the initiated, no poofters, 42, splunge, and
>}>>     don't sleep in the subway. (Mrs.)
>}>Ratboy...Arroit, SIOnm, we're going to have to take you in for that...
>}>      You did wrongfully and with intent impersonate an non-silly person,
>}>      confuse the readers (Hello, all) by mixing your name around,
>}>      post without using the proper aka, and for that little bit you have
>}>      over in Luton that you won't give me a share...and after all I've
>}>      done for you...(Rodent)
>}ISnmo? Well in that case, before I go off to S. Africa, I'm going to
>}       hae to order A Mr. Ratboy to be hanged by the neck until
>}       not-quite-dead, then left in alt.talk.serious for about 2
>}       hours. I also decree that Tia Chapelle be taken from this
>}       place, and brought around to my place with a large pair of
>}       elastic belly-wongers. (And James be hit a lot, just for
>}       fun)
>Jester well, hell, I'm sitting here watching root flex its evil weapons
>        and i considered haveing them profilate a mail bomb throughout
>        the entire western world. so don't piss me off bucko's
>
>Chris aka You can be pissed off, but don't be pissed on.  It's quite nasty.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: PS
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 23:15:03 GMT

In article <1992Sep03.093042.11908@DIALix.oz.au>
meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
 
>
>che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>
>>In article <ednclark.715429448@kraken>, ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark) writes:
>>> lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
>>>
>>>
>>>>In article <22AUG199217033108@venus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>>
>>>>|> >>We need a band name...
>>>>|> >How 'bout "Dead Herring" ?
>>>>|> Hmmm. I was thinking more along the lines of "Comatose Broccoli"...
>>>
>>>>How about "Vermillion Kumquat?"  No, wait, that's my friend's name...
>>How about "Helen Shapiro in a white wine sauce"?
>Nope.  Sorry but the last group wot picked a name like that was forced to
>change it.  We'll have to drop the white wine sauce bit.
>>>
I think we should call it "Periwinkle and the Peanut Butter Mason Jars"
 
>>>>|> >>Ratboy the Tone-Deaf
>>>>|> >Meetch aka *ding--ding ding ding ding ding ding ding* I see watcha mean..
>>>>|> Ratboy the Ding-Deaf
>>>>-- lisa aka the Chartreuse Celery Stick
>>> Chris aka And the inevitable split-up.
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: CONFUSE-A-CAT/VISITORS
Date: 31 Aug 92 13:23:23 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) dribbles:
> >00mebroda@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
> >>	I was wondering if all thew episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
> >>had been released on video yet? 
> >>	Specifically, I'm looking for two sketches in particular:
> >>		confuse-a-cat
> >>		The Visitors (like what goes around the middle of the earth
> >>				only with an 'l')
> >>can anybody tell me if these are out and on what volumes they exist?
> >>If they're not out, I'd monetarily appreciate them on video if someone
> >>has them...
> Well, er, um. Yes.
> In the US, anyway there is a series of videos with 2 episodes apiece (usually
> from two different years). I think this series has covered the entire run
> of Python's television career. (I believe the last tape has 3 episodes due
> to the odd number of epidoses that appeared on the telly before it exploded.)
> 
> The tapes all have silly names. (ie 'Monty Python's 5th Symph^H^H^H^H^H Video')
> 
> I don't know which contains the 1st sketch you mention, but I know it's listed
> on the back of the tape its on. I may be exposing myself to mass ridicule
> (at the hands of a.f.m-p) but I have no idea what the second sketch you refer
> to is about.
> 
> >ARGH!!!!
> >A posting with something to do with monty-python.... AREGH
> >Run away!
> >Eccles aka *grin*
> >Sorry, i've never heard of 'em at all.. if you find out tell us. please
> 
> James aka Can I have some 'monetary appreciation' now?

Certainly, sir......I would appreciate it if you handed over your money
before I attack you with this point-ed stick <twitch>

PKT aka gentleman-thief.<twitch>

___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||           (so much for Pathos....)
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: PS
Date: 3 Sep 92 10:36:57 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <ednclark.715429448@kraken>, ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark) writes:
> lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
> 
> 
>>In article <22AUG199217033108@venus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> 
>>|> >>We need a band name...
>>|> >How 'bout "Dead Herring" ?
>>|> Hmmm. I was thinking more along the lines of "Comatose Broccoli"...
> 
>>How about "Vermillion Kumquat?"  No, wait, that's my friend's name...
How about "Helen Shapiro in a white wine sauce"?

> 
>>|> >>Ratboy the Tone-Deaf
>>|> >Meetch aka *ding--ding ding ding ding ding ding ding* I see watcha mean..
>>|> Ratboy the Ding-Deaf
>>-- lisa aka the Chartreuse Celery Stick
> 
> NEE!!!
Ni!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Karam Pty. Ltd. Perth, Australia
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 13:57:56 GMT

bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) asks:

>In article <1992Aug27.052137.6360@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>|> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blabbers:
>|> 
>|> >In <1992Aug23.041042.14315@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) indocrinates:
>|> 
>|> >>corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra) boasts:
>|> 
>|> >>>Lisa,
>|> 
>|> >>>Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.
>|> >>The Meaning of Life is not - I repeat IS NOT 42.  It's actually a movie..
>|> 
>|> >>And even then, the ultimate answer is not 42.  It's "forty-two".
>|> >But what's the ultimate answer to six times seven??
>|> Either forty-two or 42, but that's not THE question.
>|> >>>Corun aka 42
>|> >>Meetch aka Sorry for the inconvenience. *thump*
>|> >maJes aka Sorry for the *thump*. *AAAAARGH* *whoosh* *splat* *dribble*
>|> Meetch aka What a senseless waste of human life...
>Michael aka I think you mean "what a waste of senseless human life"?
Meetch aka We coulda made a nice casserole outta 'im, but bein' splattered
           around like that, it's going to be difficult even to produce a
           lousy stew !
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Pythonesque flaming (I can hear the thunder....)
Date: 26 Aug 92 12:57:25 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

Announcing the a.f.m-p flamathon.

Readers are to send several flames to Lisa, Meetch and Ratboy.

The winner is the one with the most number of return flames.
Return flames are to be posted here by October 14th.

First prize: A night out with Ratboy
Second prize: Two nights out with Ratboy
Third prize: A night out with Mrs Niggerbaiter

Sponsered by the Foundation for Impressive Lawsuits and Twoshed Homes.

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