Newsgroups: bit.listserv.fnord-l
Date:         Tue, 1 Sep 1992 19:42:28 EDT
From:         "Daniel A. Foss" <DFOSS@CCVM.SUNYSB.EDU>
Subject:      Yes, Marilyn Garber, there IS a FNORD-L

Yes, Marilyn Garber, there is a FNORD-L, a real FNORD-L just for good strong
women like yourself and a few far above average men you decide to let in after
due deliberation and checking out of references. Trouble is, that is not to be
confused with the Visible FNORD-L, which is just a bunch of guys in funny suits
the COMPUTERLAND chain has hired to push computer game-software for the
duration of the consuming season, which is why they stole the shopping carts
from Waldbaum's Supermarkets. Oh I forgot, you don't have Waldbaum's in DH in
the state of C at whose SU you are in. You have maybe Ralph's where "No prices
are lower prices than Ralph's Prices." Or The Food Chain in Tierra Despoblada
City TD and vicinity. Vicinity includes Gringos Negros TD, where several
hundred runaway slaves lived in peace and security and neighborly joy with
everybody till they were killed in 1848....

The Visible FNORD-L is, statistics show, that's what statistics are paid for,
they're Temporaries now, get no Benefits, show that 80 percent or more of it,
FNORD-L, is male, 10 percentish female, the remainder from the other two
genders (software and hardware), Unknown, Concealed (not counting those we
know who they are anyhow), Miscellaneous, or Language Too Foreign To Hazard A
Guess. You know what *that* implies.

More than any generation of women before you, you know that men are scum. This
is borne out by the fact that without doubt scum is the part of them they most
often point at you with pride. Women can do everything men can do, and much
more besides. You don't need men, you will have them around out of pure moral
impulse as found on Carol Gilligan's Island. "Men," as your sisterhood has
said all too many times, and remember that *Anything said the second time is
already false*; never lay down on the Creating job, you hear[?], "just don't
get it." Certainly if anybody was going to get it among my fellow men I was
going to get it, they keep telling me "Yer gonna get it, Foss," but I never
got it either. This is because I, like nearly all my fellow men, am stupid,
genetically defective (not counting factory defects of design and engineering
peculiar to myself whereof I once was proud on i-am-an-armenian day), Inferior
to the XX gender which is never to be confused with Mexican beer. There are, as
you may know if you are as Jewish as you look, a maximum of thirty-six (36)
good men, useless for the Marines of course, but equal to 2*18, where 18 is
a magic number in Jewish numerology. The figure is likely to be high; see
Gershon Scholem, Jewish Mysticism, for the total exclusion of women from the
practice of this form of superstition.

"Women," I have myself written, "are not on the average much smarter than other
people." That is actually an illusion, an artifact of what has hitherto been
*allowed* by my fellow men, on top whereof, they have shamelessly finagled with
the IQ (unartificial intelligence) test, picking and choosing their subtests to
make both organic genders come out even. Males like things to come out even or
symmetrical, it's a hormonal thing. And never forget that Wechsler, the hero
who died for the Jewish people in stealing the secret of the definition of the
cognitive from the wicked goy momzer Lewis B. Terman, on account whereof one
point four billion Chinese people today honor the name of Wechsler also, was
a *man*, this is no accident. I say, let women, who deserve it on principle and
it's anyhow men's turn to be "it," decide what Thinking is, For A Change. And
91% of the US population, when asked in a survey last week, Want A Change.

If Thinking, itself, is a man's trick for a man's world, then it follows even
in male-dominated logic that New Ways of Thinking have got to be "No Girlz
Allowed" type things. Remember the Sexual Revolution? Remember Psychedelic
Drugs? Remember Dropping Out? Ask your mother, who lived through those times.
What your mother probably did was become one of the first feminists, who were
a bunch of Jewish women who witnessed the pathetic Jewish verison of Macho,
Richard Alpert or Mark Rudd, all the same, and said, "Foo, you don't exist,"
and <poof>. Women, who aren't allowed to have a history, are forever redis-
covering that: 1. Civilization is a racket devised to get somebody else to do
the work, such that some do the work and a wholly different crowd does the
civilization. That is why men expanded their consciousness. And: 2. What is
not deemed worth the time and energy of a Complete Human Being is consigned to
women and slaves. Just ask Plato. Ask Aristotle. Ask Socrates, when he was just
small.

To prove this, I showed an undoubted New Way of Thinking. And what was it? Some
flame war between two guys which, when they got the testosterone flowing over
really central-to-the-identity stuff, lapsed more and more into a language
which might as well be Martian to anyone else so far as they were concerned but
was just common Arabic. Big deal.

Women can do better, anybody can, but that leaves women. The rest of anybody
have had their day. There's two more genders coming up, and I'll tell you all
what it's like with men and software, women and hardware, when the occasion and
common decency permits, but good luck to you and your sisters. And, you hear,
keep clear of all gods and the True Self, no matter what the Psychology Dept
does to you in the cellar (prepare to be brave).

Yours very truly,
Daniel A. Foss,
who in return for this hopes to pleabargain to a lesser charge after the revo.
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