From: djd0873@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (p r u n e)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Instant religion kit!
Date: 27 Sep 92 20:13:26 GMT
Reply-To: djd0873@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology


	Here's a little something for you and your friends to do on the next
rainy day.

          p r u n e ' s E-Z JEEZIE (tm) INSTANT RELIGION STARTER KIT

	Instructions:

a)  It picketh one person to hold the printout of this document and NOT SHOWETH 
IT TO ANY OF THE OTHER PARTICIPANTS.                                         

a)  The keeper of the sacred text (from this point on known as Iggy) shalt fill
in the blank spaces with the appropriate part of speech, indicated underneath
the blank, with responses taken from the folk in the room, as well as randomly
selected names from the Book of the White Pages, and any Mormons or Jehovah's
Witnesses that may arrive at the door of the house of Iggy.  Iggy shalt useth
his (or her) imagination, as well as his/her judgement as to what worketh
within the context of the article.

a)  The numbers underneath some of the blank spaces indicateth to Iggy that
s/he shalt repeat a previous entry, indicated by a matching number.

a)  Upon the fulfillment of the Offering of the Parts of Speech, Iggy shalt
proclaim this new gospel, the Holiest of All Mad Libs, to the gathering
throngs, and there shalt be much rejoicing, and consumption of various chemical
substances.

a)  Kibo may, if he wisheth, crossposteth thith.

_______________________________________________________________________________

                    Campus Crusade for _________ presents:
				       (noun)

             "Have you heard of the Four Spiritual ___________?"
						(plural noun)(1)




 	Just as there are physical __________ that govern the __________
                                     (1)                      (adjective)

universe, so there are spiritual __________ which govern your relationship with
				    (1)

God.


	ONE:  God _________ you, and offers a __________ ___________ for your
       	(verb present tense)                 (adjective)    (noun)

_________.  The book of ________ chapter 3 verse 16 says, "for God so _________
(noun)                  (name)                                (verb past tense)

the _________, that He gave His only begotten __________, that whoever believes
     (noun)                                   (noun)

in Him should not __________, but have eternal __________".
              (verb pres tense)              (plural noun)

	TWO:  Man is _________ and _________ from God.  Therefore, he cannot
		      (adj)     (transitive verb)

know and experience God's __________ and plan for his __________.  The Book of
			  (noun)                      (noun)

__________ chapter _____ verse 23 says, "for all have _________ and fall short
(plural noun)    (number)                          (verb past tense)

of the glory of __________".  However, that is not the end of the story.
               (famous person)

	THREE:  __________ is God's only _________ for man's sin.  Through
             (famous person)(2)           (noun)

him/her you can __________ and experience God's __________ and plan for your
                 (verb)                          (noun)

_________.  The ________ Testament says that "God _________ His own love toward
(noun)          (adj)                         (verb pres tense)

us, in that while we were yet __________, ___________ ____________ for us."
			    (plural noun)   (2)     (verb past tense)

__________ said, "I am the __________, and the __________, and the __________;
   (2)                     (noun)              (noun)               (noun)

no one ________________ to the __________, but through Me".
(verb pres tense transitive)   (noun)

	FOUR:  We must individually receive __________ as Savior and _________;
                                              (2)               (job position)

then we can know and experience God's ________ and plan for our lives.
                                      (noun)                          

__________, in the Book of ______________, says "Behold, I stand at the door 
  (2)                    (verb ending in "tion")

and _________; if anyone hears my _________ and opens the door, I will
    (verb)                        (noun)

___________ him".
  (verb)

	You can receive ___________ right now by faith through _______________.
			  (2)                        (noun describing activity)

God knows your __________ and is not so ___________ with your words as He is 
                (noun)                    (adj)

with the attitude of your ___________.  The following is a suggested prayer:
                            (noun)

	"Lord __________, I need you.  Thank you for dying on the _________ for
                (2)                                               (noun)

my sins.  I open the __________ of my life and receive you as my ____________
                       (noun)                                    (job position)

and Lord.  Thank you for __________ my ___________ and giving me eternal
	     (verb ending in "ing")      (noun)

___________.  Take control of the ___________ of my ___________.  Make me the
(plural noun)                     (noun)            (animal)

kind of ___________ you want me to be."
         (noun)

	Does this prayer _________ the __________ of your ___________?  If it
                         (verb)        (noun)             (noun)

If it does, ________________ this prayer right now, and ____________ will
     (imperative verb(a command))                          (2)

___________ (into) your _______________, as s/he promised.
(verb)                   (noun)


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