HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Monorail (did you notice?)
Date: 22 Jan 93 16:39:41 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

skydive@ac.dal.ca writes:

>In Marge vs. the Monorail, when the Seldom Break wire ruptures and the 
>monorail kicks into high gear, we are shown all the passengers on it
>screaming like fools. Besides being shown Nelson and Jimbo and a very calm
>cool and collected Otto, we are shown Dr. Hibbert. Strangely enough, Dr.
>Hibbert is also on the safety of the ground attempting to separate the Siamese
>twins. Just a small faux pas, but I noticed it. Was I the only one?

Maybe the guy on the monorail was Hibbert's long lost brother from the 
Shelbyville orphanage.

					jaMesa Willer
[any opinions above are copyrighted and may only be used with my permission]
From: tetragon@werple.apana.org.au (Gavan McCormack)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Any .au files by Apu
Date: 27 Jan 93 09:23:09 GMT
Organization: werple public-access unix, Melbourne
NNTP-Posting-Host: werple.apana.org.au

madabhus@eng.umd.edu (Rajiv Madabhushi) writes:


>Can someone PLEASE post anything that the Kwik-e-mart (?) Injun guy Apu says?  I tried using
>xarchie to find any ftpsites having any (Sparc2) .au files, but was unsuccessful.  

>Thanks in advance.

>		-Rajiv
Well, I dont know of FTP sites, but I myself have a large collection of OFF
samples, which may include some of Apu. If I fing any I'll send one perhaps.
If others are interested in sound or graphics dont hesitate to contact me
.

	-Gavan McCormack, 	tetragon@werple.apana.org.au
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: angus@well.sf.ca.us (Angus P. MacDonald)
Subject: Re: Hooray for Everything
Organization: Whole Earth 'Lectronic Link
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 02:17:15 GMT

In <C1C3BG.IoG@news.cso.uiuc.edu> amb55929@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Alan M. Braverman) writes:

>kkroeger@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Keith Kroeger) writes:


>>Didn't Hooray for Everything perform during halftime of a football
>>game in a previous episode?  Quite possibly the episode in which
>>Lisa picks the winners of various games.  I don't remember if
>>it was the Superbowl or not, but I'm sure Hooray for Everything

>Didn't they salute the Western Hemisphere... the greatest hemisphere on
>earth???


It was the "dancingest hemisphere on Earth," and they sang "Get Dancin'"
[I think].
From: KitchenRN@ssd0.laafb.af.mil
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: What was that chip????
Date: 22 Jan 93 17:33:19 GMT
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.widener.edu

jstump@auntbea.austin.ibm.com (John E. Stump) writes:
>In article <jbrowne.727677835@zaphod> jbrowne@zaphod.ncsa.uiuc.edu (Jim
>Browne) writes:
>>
>>
>>When Homer was eating the Great Aunt's chip collection, what was the second
>>chip supposed to resemble?  I ask this 'cause he stared at it for a bit
>before
>>eating it, while he paid no attention the the first.
>>
>>I wasn't sitting close enough to the TV to see what it was.  I thought
>perhaps
>>it might be a chip that looked like Bart given the cameo by the bart doll in
>>the Ayn Rand school for tots.
>>
>>Clue me in,
>
>It looked to me like the Jay Leno chip that was briefly shown in the
>will video.

The *first* chip he ate was the Jay Leno chip, but the second one was shaped 
like the Iwo Jima Memorial.

Rick Kitchen
kitchenrn@ssd0.laafb.af.mil
From: bw462@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bucky Whaley)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Marge vs. Monorail: about that cabin...
Date: 24 Jan 1993 07:23:43 GMT
Organization: The Lutefisk Watch
Reply-To: bw462@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bucky Whaley)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


When Homer tries to anchor the runaway monorail, the big M slices
through a bunch of stuff before it catches on the giant doughnut.
One of the things the M zaps is Springfield's oldest tree, which
falls on Jebediah Springfield's birthplace, which proceeds to
*explode in flames*.  I wanna know what was going on in that simple
"cabin" to cause such a conflagration.  (Or was this just a
sacrifice of verisimilitude to pyrotechnics in an effort to appease
our escalating hunger for eye-boggling thrills?)

 - Bucky "Yeah.  *Think* about it..." Whaley

-- 
bw462@cleveland.freenet.edu            "It's funny because it's true."
                                       - Homer [7F13], Fat Tony [8F03]
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Mystery Reference Revealed
Date: 28 Jan 93 17:48:28 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

>>To what movie is this a reference?
>
>>It's been 48 hours and NO ONE has guessed this.  The whole newsgroups is
>>thus awarded an Honorary Homer's Brain award, for doughnut-brainedness 
>>above and beyond the call of Homer.  Boy, will you feel silly.
>
>>The above is loosely based on a scene from YENTL.
>
>Er, I think instead we should be awarded the Good Taste in Movies award.
>
As Marge said in the episode when Homer says "Sounds great!" to her
description of Yentyl: "You must be delirious!"

-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
From: richter@hera.Berkeley.EDU (Jean Richter)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: WOTWS (was Re: Duff Gardens)
Summary: Lou Reed & mopeds
Date: 27 Jan 93 18:40:42 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: hera.berkeley.edu

<In article <1993Jan26.170832.17888@athena.mit.edu> rcharbon@athena.mit.edu (Ray Charbonneau) writes:
<>From: rcharbon@athena.mit.edu (Ray Charbonneau)
<>Subject: Re: Duff Gardens
<>Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 17:08:32 GMT
<>
<>Sometimes I feel so old...
<>
<>WOTWS (a new acronym!) was indeed extremely sleazy for its time.  Time has
<>passed, however, and soon I expect to see it used for a sports car 
<>commercial.
<

It's already been used for moped commercials, of all things
(featuring Lou Reed, too - he must have been pretty hard up for
cash at the time :-)

Jean Richter
richter@hera.Berkeley.EDU
From: KitchenRN@ssd0.laafb.af.mil
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: The "Floodie Floodie" song
Date: 25 Jan 1993 17:16:08 -0500
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.widener.edu

A new alternative-rock radio station has started broadcasting in Los Angeles 
at 100.3 FM.  (I am not affiliated with this station in any way.)  I was 
listening to it over the weekend, and, at the point where they give their 
call letters at the top of the hour, they used a line from the "Floodie 
Floodie" song, sung by the Flanders family, in the background.

Simpsons rule the airwaves.

Rick Kitchen
kitchenrn@ssd0.laafb.af.mil
From: twn86@isuvax.iastate.edu (John Valley)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Febuary 4th Episode
Date: 27 Jan 93 07:21:32 GMT
Reply-To: twn86@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa


	Title: Brother from the same planet
	Guest Vioice: Phil Hartman
	Bart tells a big brother's program that hes an orphan so that he can
	get a really cool dad. Homer finds out and to spite bart, becomes a big
	brother to a smart and well behaved kid.



Febuary 11th episode:

	Title: I Love Lisa
	Out of pity, Lisa gives a geek in her class, named "Ralph", a valentine
	card. Ralph becomes obsessive and enlists further help ( his dad is
	chief Wiggum) to make her his own. Krusty the Clown has an anniversary
	show (a la carson) , which is the hottest ticket in town.

More more info o any fox show till the 14th of feb mail me at twn86@isuvax.iastate.edu  ( opps) for those who didnt get that..
	twn86@isuvax.iastate.edu 
Do!
DOH!
From: marty@Shiva.COM (Marty Del Vecchio)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: What was that chip????
Date: 22 Jan 93 15:59:18 GMT
Followup-To: alt.tv.simpsons
Organization: Shiva Corporation, Cambridge, Ma, USA

In article <jbrowne.727677835@zaphod> jbrowne@zaphod.ncsa.uiuc.edu (Jim Browne) writes:
>
>
>When Homer was eating the Great Aunt's chip collection, what was the second
>chip supposed to resemble?  I ask this 'cause he stared at it for a bit before
>eating it, while he paid no attention the the first.
>
>I wasn't sitting close enough to the TV to see what it was.  I thought perhaps
>it might be a chip that looked like Bart given the cameo by the bart doll in
>the Ayn Rand school for tots.
>
>Clue me in,
>

The Iwo Jima memorial, which was based on the famous picture of the Marines
raising the flag over Iwo Jima in WWII.



-- 
================================
Marty Del Vecchio
Software Engineer
Shiva Corporation
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: DavidDeWolfe@sxdjd.uacn.alaska.edu (David DeWolfe)
Subject: the missing episodes
Organization: University of Alaska Computer Network
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 19:43:13 GMT


hi;

i have all the simpsons episodes listed in the episode guide on tape
except the following:

  the tell-tale head
  call of the simpsons
  krusty gets busted
  homer's odyssey

and i'd very much like to get copies of those. if anyone is interested
in a trade, or just willing to dub these episodes for me i'd like to hear
from you. please email me privately.

thanks

from the COLD north

david 
______________________________________________________________________________
David DeWolfe                         | sxdjd@orca.alaska.edu  Internet
University of Alaska Computer Network | sxdjd@alaska           Bitnet
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: Don.Delgrande@launchpad.unc.edu (Don Delgrande)
Subject: Re: January 28 episode is... (also bonus DYNs)
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Distribution: world,local
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:48:53 GMT

In article <19JAN199318502613@bpavms.bpa.arizona.edu> stapleton@bpavms.bpa.arizona.edu (Dr. Ross Alan Stapleton) writes:
>In article <1993Jan19.231246.16840@samba.oit.unc.edu>, Don.Delgrande@launchpad.unc.edu (Don Delgrande) writes...
>>DYN: In "Marge vs the Monorail", when they open up the fire extinguisher
>>door and expose the rats eating the (raccoon? possum? whatever), Maggie
>>keeps making a grab for them throughout the ensuing conversation.
>
>That was a mother possum with babies!   Gad, what an imagination...
>
OOPS, sorry about that - just call me Mr. Concrete Jungle.
But speaking of DYNs:

1. What's Reverend Lovejoy doing interrupting Mayor Quimby with a shout of
"Get To The Money!!"?  (Don't tell me the church furnace still needs to be
fixed...)

2. When Patty and Selma say "Monorail" (at the beginning of the song), it
only sounds like one of them is saying it, but it looks like both of them
are.  (True, it would have been some trick to get two voices out of one
person simultaneously.)

3. Just before Lyle makes his appearance, Mayor Quimby refers to Grampa
Simpson as "Grampa Simpson" - and how does Quimby know his name?

And now a word from our sponsor...

--
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     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: andre@vestek.com (Andre Quintana)
Subject: Re: Marge vs the Monorail (references)
Organization: Vestek Systems, San Francisco
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 20:54:05 GMT

In article <1jk57oINNg32@cs.widener.edu> KitchenRN@ssd0.laafb.af.mil writes:
>chall@eco.twg.com (Charles Don Hall) writes (in gracious and witty reply to 
>my questions):
>
>>>In "Truckasaurus, the Movie", Marlon Brando (celebrity voice impersonated) 
>>>says, "You crazy car.  I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you."  In
>>what 
>>>movie does one of the characters say, "You're so pretty, I don't know
>>whether 
>>>to fight you or f**k you."?
>>
>It wasn't really a Marlon Brando moving I was thinking of.  And it really 
>wasn't a romantic scene.  This was a fight scene between the good guy and the 
>bad guy.  Maybe it was a Jean-Claude van Damme movie?  I can see the 
>antagonist saying that line to *him*.
>
>I've been searching trhough the cobwebby recesses of my memory over this, and 
>I just *can't* find the right attribution for this line.
>
>Any help?
>
Yes, I got one!  It was Brandon Lee who said that on his movie called  
Showdown in Little Tokyo. He was fighting this guy whose name I forgot.
He played the real He-Man. 

don


Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: nittmo@camelot.bradley.edu (Christopher Taylor)
Subject: Re: Selma's Choice
Organization: Bradley University
Date: 22 Jan 93 18:12:47 GMT

In <1jpbknINNpf6@cs.widener.edu> KitchenRN@ssd0.laafb.af.mil writes:

>References:
>The title, "Selma's Choice", is a reference to the movie "Sophie's Choice."

>Is Lance Murdoch supposed to be Evel Knievel, or Super Dave Osborne?

>Duff Gardens is both Busch Gardens and Disneyland (*especially* the latter!)

>Prince of Tides

>I wonder if the Duff Gardens commercial, where they said ". . . roaming 
>gardens aren't a problem any more." could be a reference to Magic Mountain in 
>California, which *has* had this problem in the past.

>All of the Barney babies in Springfield -- a reference to the Virginia 
>fertility doctor who used his own sperm to impregnate women?  There were 
>something like fifty of his children reported running around in northern 
>Virginia.

>Welcome Back Kotter

>Yentl (starring Kent Brockman?  That *was* his voice on the tape, wasn't it?)

>When Lisa said, "I am the Lizard Queen," this seemed like it should be a 
>reference, but I could only think of Jim Morrison, the Lizard King.

>There *must* be others I missed.

The obvious one at the end when Selma was singing with the iguana(?) 
in her lap was the reference to Murphy Brown last year when Murphy 
sang the 'You Make me Feel Like a Natural Woman' to her newborn baby.

Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: nchepbur@lagrange.uwaterloo.ca (Neil Hepburn)
Subject: The seven beers
Keywords: What are they?
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:47:45 GMT

Sorry folks, but I can't seem to remember the names of the seven beers at Duff Gardens. I know one of them is Surly, but what are the other six.

My favourites:  -"genuine beer goggles".
		-The "beerquarium"
		-The six foot sandwich
		-Homer repeating the joke he made up in his head
		-The lawyer (what was his name) willing $50 000 to himself

Anything I forgot?
		
They really know how to push all the right buttons.


-- 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/\/eil /-/epburn			nchepbur@napier.waterloo.edu
					nchepbur@napier.uwaterloo.ca
 
"I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house, I don't know why I call him
Gerald. He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse."  
														(Syd Barrett)
From: c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au (Chris Baird)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Oh, no! Not the Springfield issue! Anything but the Springfield..
Date: 22 Jan 1993 14:37:11 -0500
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.widener.edu

David Clark writes:
> In some article someone writes AGAIN:
> > O.K. I know it's a dead issue and we're all sick and tired of the damn
> > thing, but I think this will once and for all settle the issue (somewhat).
> > . . .
> > Sorry for beating an already very dead horse but I hope this will be the
> > end of it.
> 
>  It'll be the end of it when you quit talking about it!!!

Maybe we should cross-post this threat into talk.bizarre and get back
at Mr. Carasso for posting that bogus Simpsons drinking game. :^)

-- 
El Bairdo,,
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: paul@clodii.Columbia.NCR.COM (Paul Fidler)
Subject: Re: Marge versus the Monorail
Organization: NCR E&M Columbia SC
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 22:21:22 GMT

In article <1993Jan18.002754.26318@hubcap.clemson.edu> rpointe@hubcap.clemson.edu (Robey Pointer) writes:
>panero@cheshire.oxy.edu (Jan Panero) writes:
>
>>In article <1993Jan15.134938.1@vaxr.sscl.uwo.ca> 1910694ps380@vaxr.sscl.uwo.ca writes:
>>>
>>>Did anyone happen to notice that Springfield Town Hall was actually
>>>"Monticello", Thomas Jefferson's house in Virginia? I believe that
>>>Monticello is on the University of Virginia campus, but I can't confirm
>>>this offhand. What reference is being made here, if any? I tried to think
>>>of one, but I couldn't come up with anything.
>
>>Well, you know it wasn't taking place in Virginia because they refer
>>to "those Southern States"
>
>Um.... Virginia is NOT in the south!
>
 
Now, wouldn't it be just like somebody from Clemson to say this! :-)  Look
here, Robey, we might have been the first to secede, but Richmond *was*
the capital of the confederacy!  
  

......................................... Paul Fidler .................
"Please consult your physician            NCR Corporation, Columbia, SC
 before exercising with Lee Haney"        paul@clodii.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM
From: lazuli@byron.u.washington.edu (Fred Sloniker)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Hooray for Everything
Date: 24 Jan 1993 04:10:40 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: byron.u.washington.edu
Summary: Not the Superbowl episode.

Kieth Kroeger wrote:

>>>Didn't Hooray for Everything perform during halftime of a football
>>>game in a previous episode?  Quite possibly the episode in which
>>>Lisa picks the winners of various games.  I don't remember if
>>>it was the Superbowl or not, but I'm sure Hooray for Everything

Then Alan M. Braverman wrote:

>>Didn't they salute the Western Hemisphere... the greatest hemisphere on
>>earth???

And then Angus P. MacDonald wrote:
>It was the "dancingest hemisphere on Earth," and they sang "Get Dancin'"
>[I think].

All of which is true, except for it being assigned to "Lisa the Greek."  As
I recall, the episode was "Bart vs. Thanksgiving," and the scene was Homer
driving to collect Grandpa Simpson from the rest home.  Trust the Trivia
Computer.  (:3

				---Fred M. Sloniker, will be completed in 1994
				   L. Lazuli R'kamos, FurryMUCKer
				   lazuli@u.washington.edu
From: bigstar@hardy.u.washington.edu (J Paschel)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Lisa's first LSD experience
Date: 22 Jan 1993 17:28:07 GMT
Organization: University of Washington
NNTP-Posting-Host: hardy.u.washington.edu


My question is this: If Lisa, the philosophizing, sax-wielding, beat-poet
is going to get juiced up on acid, why doesn't she become all
introspective and begin to contemplate issues of foundation ? 

As it was, I liked the visuals she had going but I thought it uncool on
the adults part to try to down her with thorazine/valium/whatever.

Hoping Lisa's teeth and back aren't too sore

JP

-- 
'You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies!  They taste as good as they
look, and they come with this delicious red sauce.  It looks like ketchup. 
It tastes like ketchup.  But brother, it ain't ketchup!"- Homer J. Simpson
	       >>> === bigstar@u.washington.edu === <<<
From: frodo@marie.physik.tu-berlin.de (Frank Wagner)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Wer wollte "Reise nach Washington" ???
Date: 26 Jan 1993 15:24:36 GMT
Organization: ZRZ/TU-Berlin
NNTP-Posting-Host: marie.physik.tu-berlin.de


Who was looking for a recording of "Reise nach Washington" on German-TV ??
Last weekend our system was reinstalled and all mails got lost.
So if you are still interested, please mail me again.

P.S. Sorry, if this article should show up twice. But there has been a
     problem with our news-server too, so I don't know if my first one
     got lost.

Frank
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: pmm34393@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Paul M. Minutillo)
Subject: Krusty line change
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 05:57:22 GMT

I'm surprised nobody mentioned this, but I found it interesting that Krusty's
lines in the monorail episode were different from the commercials. In the
commercials he screams "Ooooh!! And I've never been with a woman!" as the
monorail speeds out of control. Apparently they got rid of it and put
in the Krusty baby instead. I wonder why?????

-- 

Send e-mail to: pmm34393@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
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From: af245@yfn.ysu.edu (Bucky Whaley)
Subject: Selma's Choice:  Robert Frost poem
Reply-To: af245@yfn.ysu.edu (Bucky Whaley)
Organization: The Lutefisk Watch, Office of Erudition 
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 00:13:07 GMT


A couple of people have mentioned the Robert Frost poem Great-Aunt
Gladys reads (and Homer fast-forwards through).  It's called "The
Road Not Taken" and is one of Frost's most frequently anthologized
poems.  Here it is (all 20 lines):



Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.



I leave to y'all the joys of exegesis...
 
 - Bucky `Don't hassle the dead, boy' Whaley

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: rl@ferris.cray.com (Randy Lambertus)
Subject: Re: Marge vs the Monorail (GIFs available)
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 21 Jan 93 08:54:36 CST

 I almost forgot, on the back of the postcard the following is wirtten:

                      THE AMF MONORAIL
                New York World's Fair 1964-65
                "Peace through Understanding"
The AMF Monorail ride at the New York World's Fair provides every
member of the family with an enjoyable new experience aboard the
transportation of the future. While riding in silent air-conditioned
comfort three stories above ground, passengers see and can photograph
many scenic Fair sights during the eight minute trip. Many riders
return for a nighttime view of the Fair. Shown is one of seven
two-car trains which transport passengers to and from the spectacular
eighty-foot high station.


Randy Lambertus             rl@uk.cray.com       +44-734-734103 HOME
Cray Research, Region 4                          +44-344-722333 WORK
From: parilis@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Gary Parilis)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Marge versus the Monorail
Date: 24 Jan 93 15:54:52 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1993Jan15.211805.26714@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> mfreiman@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark R Freiman) writes:

>       I agree that the town hall did look a little like Monticello, but 
> Monticello is definately not on the University Campus.  It is actually out in
>the middle of nowhere. I have been there, and seen it, and it literally is in 
                                                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> the middle of nowhere.

TRULY AMAZING!

I've known things to be *figuratively* in the middle of nowhere,but
not *literally*.

Since you were there, you're the person to ask... How does one get to
the middle of nowhere?

:-)  :-)  :-)

- Gary
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