From: goodin@fraser.sfu.ca (Charles Frederick Goodin)
Subject: Re: COMMENTS
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 21:14:28 GMT

djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:

>In article <1gas5mINNb3u@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) bagel sandwichs:
>.In article <Bz3uLH.Lq4@umassd.edu> s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU explains:
>.>First of all...
>.first of all, who are you to dictate what is done on this group?

>He's...Ralph the Amazing Person with Two Blenders! [triumphant fanfare]

>.ALT.fan.monty-python.
>.UNMODERATED. get the picture?

>And fortunately, unmitigated...

>.>. a) enough of the aka....
>.eeee...sorry it bothers you so much.
>.we'll ALL stop doing what we want, just to please YOU.

>I'll start!  Umm...Gee, those Monty Python guys..tss..They sure are
>funny.  Yep, uh... they're just...so funny.  Really really..uh..
>Clever!  Yeah, they sure are funny!  Do you remeber the time they said
>"The Larch"?  HO ho!  I just about split rib, let me tell you!
>They're so funny! [this continues on for quite a long time] And then
>he said "No it isn't."  Haho ho!  Oh, stop me before I injure myself!
>Which reminds me.  Ho ho! Do you remember that hospital sketch where
>the doctors act like Ha aha Drill sergeants!  Ho ho ho! [this
>continues on for a very long time, but after only a few more lines you
>decide to move to Holland, where you get a job as a raving lunatic,
>which doesn't pay very well, but gives you a chance to interact with a
>wide variety of people, some of which wear red canvas shoes]

>.>. b) enough personal discussions and get on with the real subject..
>.please tell me what the "real subject" is.  i'm keen to guess.

>Ooo!  I know!  We're *really* supposed to be discussing the political
>struggle in Northern Chile!  And after that, we're supposed to trade
>recipe cards and tell stories about the War!  Here's an example of a
>good post:

>"
>>>What do you think the rebels will be eating this year?
>>Well, considering the magnitude of the conflict between Patton and
>>Rommel, I would guess that it would be something with cream.
>Yes, but if they run short of ammunition, the Government forces might
>regain the town of San Barfinghooterino before Christmas, and as we
>all know from Albert Spier's _Inside the Third Reich_, Hitler was very
>fond of chocolate cream.  So, I would guess that they'll be eating
>something like French Silk pie, or perhaps mousse.
>"

>.>. c) enough of the games..
>.oh, so we're not to have any fun on alt.fan.monty-python.
>.yep, those, pythons, what a buncha wet blankets THEY were.  never 
>.having any fun at all.  nope.  no games, just SERIOUS STUFF.

>Oh poop!  I was going to buy two houses for North Carolina and
>Pacific!  And I had doubles!

>.>. d) enough of the name callin
>.i won't even ask.  

>Well I'm not going to be intimidated by this poopy butt! 
>M(s/r) s14190jo, you're a dorky fop!

>.>. e) enough of the mispellins
>.what the hell is *your* problem? and considering you misspelt something
>.in the line above, you're not one to talk.  wotta joke.

>I josut cna't hlefp0 myslef!1  I'tmns not tjhat I jnoiyhey manking
>m9istakes, but osmetmesi itmehappens/1  YOuc can
>'t fualt me for tha;tre1

>.>. f) enough of copying the whole reply..
>.yes, i admit this is rather annoying.  i *can't* copy the whole article,
>.my machine won't let me.  but people should cut them down, esp since
>.there a lot of articles on the same thread.
>.this is the *one* concession i will give you.

>Ahem... Traditiiiiiioooon-- tradition!
>	traditiiioooooonnn-- tradition!


>.>. g) enough of JESTER
>.oh, yes, you're right.
>.jester, dear, please leave.  none of us want to hear ANYTHING more
>.from you. understand?  just go away.
>.give me a break.

>For that matter, enough of me!  I can't stand it when I post!  God
>dammit, if I'm not going to discuss the words of Monty Python then why
>the hell do I waste my valuable time posting!  I mean, I have other
>things to do than read the sort of crap I post!  Dan, you little
>f*ck*r!  Get the H*ll off the newsgrope!

>.>..  -----------------------------------------------------
>.>
>.>....THE TOP TEN..Bouncy Bouncy Lingo
>.>
>.>..  -----------------------------------------------------
>.right. that was fookin' hilarious.  not.  is this supposed to
>.be some sort of clever replacement for things we've been posting?

>Oo!  I nearly split my side laughing at that one!  My oh my, what
>amusing material!  That was nearly as funny as the time I put my glass
>into the dishwasher after drinking Tang out of it!  Oo hoo!  And then
>I washed it and it was clean!  Ha ha!

>.mr. olivier, this may be blatant flamebait you've posted, but i
>.don't care.  i am bloody tired of people complaining about this group.

>I'm not!  More complaints!  Let's hear it for the complaints!  Hip hip
>hooray!  Hip hip hooray!  Two Four Six Eight Who is this complaint
>ageighnst?  C-O-M-P-L-A-I-N-T-S!  We all love you you're the best!
>Yaaay!!

>.alt. groups are anarchy.  there isn't much you can do about it.  if
>.something bothers you, don't read it.  or put jester in yr killfile.

>Or, if you *really* don't like his posts, kill *him*!

>.i'm sure he doesn't give a wet slap what you do.

>Hrrhmm... Quite right, although I differ with you slightly.  I would
>say that Jester doesn't give a slice of barbecue chicken breast, but
>that he *would* give a wet slap if properly motivated.

>.this group could be fun for the people involved, or it could be
>.endless quoting the *finite* material the pythons have done, and
>.endless requests of "could someone please post the scripts of all
>.the movies" and "could someone post the words of the philosopher's
>.song (god forbid)."

>But we already have that!?!

>.one last thing--THERE IS NO PRESIDENT OF THIS GROUP, YOU.
>.gina is "vice-president."  this is a joke.  she knows it.  you
>.are ignorant.  this is not name-calling.

>What!  You dare to insult the office of the presidency! No, worse--
>the VICE presidency!!!  Burn the infidel!  Bath her in a steaming pot
>of Maxwell House Dark Roast!  Make her pay for her insolence!  Force
>her to eat sandwiches and brush her hair!

>.leather aka whew

>Dan aka No, there's no time for that!  We have s14109jo on the run,
>but all will be lost if we don't go for the kill!  We must... Bake
>cookies!

Well, I just thought it would be fun to copy this entire huge article.
It sounds like something Ambush Bug would write, but it was so funny
that I broke all my furniture!
!
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