HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Barf
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 04:07:13 GMT

Then there was the caveman who woke up feeling a bit randy, grabbed his
anti-feminist g'donger and went out to solve the problem.
Whacked a wench(buxom one too, with hip-handles) and dragged her back to the
cave.  Later when she woke he pooped the very subtle question, "Well how 
about it?" and the reply came back, "Not now i've got an headache!".

Oh well there's always the "washing solution" - pun also intended.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: voros@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au (Joe Voros)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Bad Joke...
Date: 15 Sep 92 11:24:34 +1000
Distribution: aus
Organization: Physics Department, Monash University, Australia.

quentin@swin.oz.au (Quentin Kelly) writes:
[nothing containing a joke]

Well, I laughed until I stopped.  

\begin{pedantry}

Dear folks.  This is a short diatribe on what gets posted here.  JOKES! 
JOKES ONLY!  If you want to wank on about ``why that joke was no good''
put it in aus.jokes.d    Note the ``.d'' ;  that stands for
``discussion.'' Note also that ``aus.jokes'' contains no ``.d''  
This was done to ensure that only jokes get posted here.

And, yes, I know, some smart-arse dick-wit is going to post back here
and wank on about this article not being a joke etc etc.  *Sigh* It
happens every year...

\end{pedantry}

ObJoke:  Un*x Box error message:

% got a light?
No match

-- 
Joe Voros
Department of Physics, Monash University, Clayton, VIC, 3168, Australia.
voros@physics.monash.edu.au
Quantum Mechanics is God's way of telling you to mind your P_i's and Q_j's.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: rpollard@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Russell Pollard)
Subject: Re: Antipodes
Organization: Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia.
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 92 23:25:57 GMT

hoahosth@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (ANDREA HOSTH) writes:

>In article <BtwFCx.GJG@immd4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de> erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch) writes:
>>From: erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch)

>>Maybe someone living there can help me. Do you use safety belts or do you
>>wear shoes with sticky tape soles or ...

>Close. We use a lot of velcro...

But not half as much as Kiwis...

>Ankh
-- 
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 Russell  Pollard             |  Oh, what a tangled wab we weave
 rpollard@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au |  When during the spinning 
 +--------------------------+ |  We start to sneeze.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: NZ
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 15 Sep 1992 09:33:52 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
 <1992Aug31.001019.15747@bby.com.au>   
 <1992Sep1.041724.11269@peponi.wcc.govt.nz>  
 <1992Sep8.032329.7010@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU> 
 <thecure.715929127@munagin>,<1992Sep8.140754.16329@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> <18m639INNq4,<1992Sep13.140620.6775@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au>
Distribution: aus
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1992Sep13.140620.6775@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au>, rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos) writes:
>
>
>A similar thing can be said about NewZealanders performing the countrys'
>prefered recreational activity (ie: Do you call that a New Zealander? Which
>end of the sheep are you talking about?)
>
>George.

An Australian was answering a questionnaire on sex in a girlie
magazine.
"Do You smoke after sex?", was the first question.
"I don't know. I've never looked," he wrote."


:-)



Red
From: 9109214g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Gyre)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Joke
Date: 11 Sep 92 06:25:43 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: La Trobe University

Q:  Whats the difference between Hard and Light?



A:  You can sleep with a Light on.


--------------------------------------------------
|  Derek Teoh  aKa  Gyre.                        |
|  Email    : 9109214g@lux.latrobe.edu.au        |
|  Internet : 9109214g%lure@lux.latrobe.edu.au   |
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From: chessum@latcs3.lat.oz.au (Simon P. Chessum)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Bad Joke...
Keywords: Eddie, Ferret
Date: 11 Sep 92 11:15:44 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia

One fine evening in downtown Las Vegas, Eddie Charlton, that well
known billiards (or whatever it is he plays) player was indulging in
an important game of billiards when he was approached by a prostitute.
Feeling a bit horny, he gave her his room keys and told her to go up to
his room and wait. After his game, he went up to his room, and told the 
prostitute to kneel doggy style on the bed. Eddie stood behind her looking
at her thoughtfully. After a few minutes, nothing had happened, and the 
prostitute looked over her shoulder to see what was going on. Eddie was
standing there chalking up his dick. Not wanting to offend him, she turned
back and continued to wait. A few minutes later, still nothing had happened,
she turned around and he was still chalking up his dick. 
  "What on earth are you doing?", she asked.
  "I can't decide whether to go for the pink or the brown."
 
-Sime.
+---------------------------------------------+
|  .  _   "Guys, Dont lock me in the Fridge"  | 
|  . | |  "Who's Bented ?"                    |
|  . | |  "Arses - they're nice to look at,   |
|  \\|w|           but not to f*ck."          |
|   \|w|                                      |
|    +-+         chessum@latcs1.lat.oz.au     |
+---------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 9 Sep 1992 23:28:21 GMT
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <ednstras.715996384@kraken>, ednstras@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Michael Strasser) writes:

>You know the Nike slogan "JUST DO IT".  I recently saw a woman wearing a
>T-shirt which had on it:
>
>	JUST DID IT

hahahahaha!

I own a T-shirt which has the initials "J.F.D.I." which is the slightly
stronger wording, i.e. "Just F*ckin Do It"

Unfortunately nobody knows what it means and usually ask when it's embarrassing
to say it.






Rachel

"Supergoof"

   - -
   O O
    >
   \_/
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: NZ
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 16 Sep 1992 03:51:44 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <act.521.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>, act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) w
>Hey Rodney that's the punchline, like where's the lead up, to wit:
>                                                                              
>BTW why do brothels in multi-storey buildings go bankrupt?
>Well yer see there's to much f...... overhead!!
>
>act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
>Look Once...         .-)      
>   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
>      Half See...    .-)         

Did you hear about the Australian who fell down two flights of stairs
with a crate of Fosters?

He did'nt spill a drop because he kept his mouth closed.

cheers, aussie beers suck!
Red
From: phs472t@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Another for the girls
Date: 8 Sep 92 23:40:43 +1000
Organization: Monash University - Australia.

Here it is!!!  My second contribution for the week!!!


Q.		Why do women fake orgasm?


A.		Because men fake foreplay.
-- 
-------------------------------
  Andy Wildes                 |    I want to give you every inch of my love...
Department of Physics         |    Got a whole lotta love  (na na na na)...
Monash University             |
Clayton, Vic                  |		(You better believe it!)
-------------------------------
From: voros@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au (Joe Voros)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Alzheimer's (was re: how to spell)
Date: 9 Sep 92 12:27:06 +1000
Organization: Physics Department, Monash University, Australia.

8914357b@levels.unisa.edu.au writes:
> 
> Why bother apologising.......[to Alzheimer's sufferers]
> 
> It's not as if they are going to remember that you paid them out.....

Ah yes.  It's only a couple of months since the last batch of
Alzheimer's jokes.  Here's a whole stack:

Q: What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's?
A: You're always meeting new people.

Q: What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's?
A: You're always meeting new people.

Q: What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's?
A: You're always meeting new people.

Q: What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's?
A: You're always meeting new people.

-- 
Joe Voros
Department of Physics, Monash University, Clayton, VIC, 3168, Australia.

Quantum Mechanics is God's way of telling you to mind your P_i's and Q_j's.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: ck@iconix.oz.au (Chris Karadaglis)
Subject: Re: New virus alert
Organization: Iconix Pty Ltd (World Headquarters)
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 00:00:27 GMT


>New Virus Alert!
>The Kerry Packer Virus: Terminates the current program after only 30 minutes.

The Christopher Skase virus: Steals all programs from your machine, transfers
itself to another machine, crashes due to illness when you try and get it back,
spends all its time playing "network tennis" between 2 machines that aren't yours.

>Cheers
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>David Bromage       brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au   : 
>Monash University                                : "I think thinking is 
>Clayton, Victoria   				 :  so important"
> Australia                                       : 	-Baldrick
> 						 :   
>     May the source be with you			 :     
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>	All views expressed are my own except those which conflict with
>	my personal opinions.

Shckwish!


Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: johnd@cortex.physiol.su.oz.au (John Dodson)
Subject: Re: Accents and languages
Organization: Department of Physiology, University of Sydney, NSW, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 22:13:41 GMT

In <djm.715930327@phobos> djm@kbs.citri.edu.au (David Mills) writes:


>When you get on a ski lift in Austia, the electronic ticket reading machine
>displays "Gute fahrt" (which means "have a good run").

In about 1969 when I first started spending a lot of time in Germany, Austria
& Holland where the words (if not the languages ;-) are similar,
the advertising slogan for "BP" (British Petroleum) in those countries was...

	"Haben sie ein gutten fahrt mit der BP"

It was plastered over every BP service station across (most of) Europe.

The approximate translation was "Have (yourself) a good journey with BP"
however it brought great mirth to most English speakers in Europe.

I only wish I could have been the advertising manager for Heinz (Baked Beans)
in Germany, maybe then Sail Power would still be a force to be reckoned with ;-)

johnd@physiol.su.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: spuler@coral.cs.jcu.edu.au (David Spuler)
Subject: request for greenie jokes
Organization: James Cook University
Date: 14 Sep 92 05:01:11 GMT


Does anyone know of any good jokes relating to the green movement?
Any particularly relating to greenies and tourism?

Thanks in advance,
David Spuler
--
David Spuler, James Cook University of North Queensland, Australia
Author of "Comprehensive C", Prentice-Hall, 1992, pp416, ISBN  0-13-156514-1
INTRO TOPICS: types, operators, structures, strings, fns, ptrs, files etc etc
ADVANCED TOPICS: efficiency, debugging, style, portability, large programs
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: 2120158@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU ()
Subject: Re: NZ
Organization: school of Mathematics UNSW
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 03:23:29 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.041724.11269@peponi.wcc.govt.nz> meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>
>How do you know when an Australian is bullshitting you?
>
>When his lips are moving.
>
>--
>Red

  Little joke a greek friend told me:

  There was a new zealander and he owned this huge property, and as he had
just come into some money he decided to build a house on this property where
he had been born and raised (he had just dicovered the house, 30 000 years
after the rest of humanity,).  So the builder came and the NZer told him 
that here was where he wanted his house, but he wasn't to touch that particular
tree. When asked about it he admitted that under that tree, he scored his
first root.  He then ponted to the tree next to it and said that they weren't
to touch that tree either, as that was where it's mother stood.
  Now naturally the builder was amazed, as he blurted out "what the mother
watched!! what did she say when she saw you?"
  To which the NZ replied "Baaa".

from Matthew Wadwell, Uni of NSW
AUSTRALIA.

--"reality is an illusion created by those who cannot handle drugs!!"--
From: quentin@swin.oz.au (Quentin Kelly)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: New virus alert
Date: 14 Sep 92 05:28:10 GMT
Reply-To: quentin@swin.oz.au
Organization: Swinburne University of Technology

In article 17053@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
> David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
> : 

What did he actually write eh?
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: ccasm@cc.newcastle.edu.au
Subject: A joke is a Joke
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 01:07:07 GMT


What's brown and sticky?



A stick!


(from the D-Generation)

Big Al.
From: slaterk@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: stuntwork
Date: 11 Sep 92 13:45:44 AET
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia

You have read by now about Woody Allens new movie 'Honey, I bonked the kids'
What you may not know is that a prominent Labor parlimentarian did the 
stunts.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: gja@mullian.ee.mu.oz.au (Grenville Armitage)
Subject: Re: Blonde jokes: V.6.0: updated, 412 features
Organization: Basket Weavers, Inc.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 23:44:01 GMT

In article <10748695.6.716019144@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au> 10748695@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (WILLIAM FANG) writes:
>Found this on rec.humour...

(Objoke)

...I accidently dropped it in /dev/null, and missed the previous 56
versions. Could you post it again, please?

gja
From: 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
Date: 8 Sep 92 04:39:15 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <1992Sep7.021420.5331@cc.uow.edu.au> jlloyd@cc.uow.edu.au (Jonathan Lloyd) writes:

Gippsland Institute used to have (and as far as I know still has) a club
called WANCCA - that is, "Wombats And other Nocturnal Creatures Catching
Association".  We'd all jump in a beat-up Holden, and drive around in
the mountains with a bloody big spotlight until we saw something that
moved.  We'd pull up with a screech, and jump on whatever poor piece of
wildlife it was, take photos, then let it go.

We'd then go home and get pissed while looking in the photo album of
past catching expeditions.

Mitch.

(A proud ex-WANCCA)
From: s305152@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Spider)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: lawyer joke
Summary: lawyer joke
Keywords: lawyer
Date: 7 Sep 92 03:46:54 GMT
Organization: Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50 ?



Your Honor.


-- 
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||  \__  |  \  |   / |  /  \ |   \   ||  Computer Science Dept /     \ <--UQ ||
||     \ |__/  |  /  | /___/ |       ||  University of Qld     \_,-._/       ||
||  \__/ |     |  \__| \____ |       ||  s305152@cs.uq.oz.au        o        ||
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: 2120158@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU ()
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
Keywords: supercalafragalisticexpalladoshis
Organization: school of Mathematics UNSW
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 03:30:36 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.160853.3711@darwin.ntu.edu.au> jewells@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (Leigh Jewell) writes:
>I am appealling to the inventive and witty nature of this news group
>to see if anyone has any ideas for a t-shirt design for a new society thats
>been formed.
>
  Here's one for u::   "I VE BEEN TO HELL AND BACK"
                         "elvis say's hi"

saw it somewhere,later:
Matthew Wadwell

--"reality is an illusion created by those who cannot handle drugs!!"--
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: NZ
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 03:18:17 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
 <1992Aug31.001019.15747@bby.com.au> <1992Sep1.041724.11269@peponi.wcc.govt.nz>,<1992Sep2.185640.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au>
Distribution: aus
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ

In article <1992Sep2.185640.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au>, glgam@cc.newcastle.edu.au (GLGAM) writes:
> 
>> How do you know when an Australian is bullshitting you?
>> 
>> When his lips are moving.
>> 
>> --
>> Red
>
>Hey Red,
>
>	Ever notice that there's more of us ?
>:-)
>
>Scott Mackenzie..

Did you hear about the poor little English boy?
"Father I don't want to go to Australia."
"Shut up and keep digging."

Cheers

--
Red

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: c8908461@jupiter.newcastle.edu.au (Robert Lang)
Subject: Re: Australia's naughty home video ????
Organization: Uni of Newcastle, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 08:01:08 GMT

dnryan@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Damien RYAN) writes:

>I didn't watch this last night, but saw a article in the sun today
>saying that it was pulled off half way through for showing people 
>and animals having sex (not with each other).

>Could someone who watched it please post details of what was so
>bad they pulled it off half way through.

>Damien

It was hilarious !!!! We almost rang to complain that they took it off!!!

Let's see....I can't do it justice by trying to explain, but yes it had
lots of funny (and some gross) stuff.

One thing was a tape of two people (male & female) hard at it on the side
of a creek.  FULL VIEW !!! Picture a nice grassy park beside a creek/small
river, kids playing in the park, people jogging/walking past, and in the
middle of it all, a woman swinging her legs happily in the air as her
lover goes hard at it....

There was a lot of animal sex....one that had us in stitches was this little
dog, say a small poodle, trying to screw a St. Bernard or something HUGE...
seriously, the little dog had all four legs wrapped around one of the legs
of the bigger dog...which was walking along as if nothing was happening....

Other things were horses, apes, various animals.

Gross bits were shots of guys throwing brown eyes at the camera, apes
eating their sh*t, a very funny toilet paper race, where guys stick toilet
paper up their arses, (ie. the paper dangles down near their knees), and
setting fire to it and running....one guy seemed to be in a bit of pain
after that....

There was some severe grossness in there, but it was just so damn funny
that it was a shame when they took it off.

Funny bit was they said "Due to a technical difficulty, we cannot continue
the program", when it was obvious to all that someone, somewhere was offended.

And Doug Mulrays jokes were good too....one which had me laughing was "I was
reading a readers poll in a porno magazine....they have a lot of polls
in those magazines, in fact, I get a poll (pole) every time I read them !".

Great show, shame to miss half of it.

Robert.
From: wright@latcs2.lat.oz.au (Michael G. Wright)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
Date: 8 Sep 92 07:52:54 GMT
Organization: Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia


	I think that you should definitly give the dean a t-shirt saying :

			SCHIT-HEAD.

	As for the rest of you, well :

			I'm a SCHIT student.


We've got a windcheater design for Latrobe Uni Science and Technology (LUST),
but I wouldn't wear that if you paid me. Make sure that your top is something 
that people will want to wear.


-- 
Michael Wright            _-_|\     Peg- "Al, can I have a thousand bucks?" 
LaTrobe University,      /     \     Al- "Why sure honey, have you got change
Melbourne, Australia.    \_.-_*/          for a million?"
wright@latcs1.lat.oz.au       v                Married with children. :-)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: menglish@mta.ca
Subject: Re: Accents and languages
Reply-To: menglish@mta.ca
Organization: Mount Allison U, Sackville, N.B. Canada 
Distribution: aus
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:35:04 GMT

In article <djm.715930327@phobos>, djm@kbs.citri.edu.au (David Mills) writes:

[whack o stuff deleted]

>In English if you are too hot you would probably say "I am hot".  The words
>that are direct translations of these in German are I - Ich, am - bin,
>hot - heis.  So perhaps you might say in German "Ich bin heis".
>
>Thats not a good idea though since it means "I am horny".  "Mir ist heis" is
>what you should use (or "Ich habe heis").

Mind you, in french, "Je suis chaud" (I am hot) and "J'ai chaud" (I am drunk)
really tends to put the francophone perspective in the right light,
does it not?

Just goes to show that we English are a lot more fun. 
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: u895217@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Scott Marshall)
Subject: Re: request for greenie jokes
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 00:17:07 GMT

spuler@coral.cs.jcu.edu.au (David Spuler) writes:


>Does anyone know of any good jokes relating to the green movement?

Bob Brown?


Scott.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: New virus alert
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 02:38:15 GMT

Cyclops (act@csc.canberra.edu.au) wrote:
: In article <1992Sep14.022134.23566@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> ins141f@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Adam Bradley) writes:
: >:>David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
: >
: >Very little......
: >
: 
: Small things....
: 

OK, OK, my mailer is playing up.

New Virus Alert!
The Kerry Packer Virus: Terminates the current program after only 30 minutes.

Cheers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
David Bromage       brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au   : 
Monash University                                : "I think thinking is 
Clayton, Victoria   				 :  so important"
 Australia                                       : 	-Baldrick
 						 :   
     May the source be with you			 :     
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
	All views expressed are my own except those which conflict with
	my personal opinions.

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: ccasm@cc.newcastle.edu.au
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 00:57:37 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.140456.1@cc.curtin.edu.au>, ssanderss01@cc.curtin.edu.au writes:
> In article <u906451.715530581@bruny>, u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Agamemnon) writes:
>> jewells@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (Leigh Jewell) writes:
>> 
>>>Heres a little helpers: the society is also known as ITSS Information Technology
>>>Student Society (yes we wanted Territory Information Technology Society !)
>> 
>>>The school under which it runs is know as the SCHool of Information Technology
>>>(SCHIT) appart from that theres no real conscrictions other than its got
>>>to be funny !
>> 
>>>If I win th competition, the person who submitted the design I'll send you one of
>>> the shirts as a bonus (as long as your in Aust oh OK Tasmania as well and if
>>>your really lucky mabye even New Zealand)..
>> 


in true Monty Python Flying Circus style, the T-shirt should simply say on the
front 
       I T T S.....

and you can put anything you like on the back (including nothing).

Big Al.