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Date:         Sat, 25 Jul 1992 13:44:53 EDT
Reply-To:     "Nick Gavrielatos" <ucnick@SOCRATES.UMD.EDU>
From:         "Nick Gavrielatos" <ucnick@SOCRATES.UMD.EDU>
Subject:      Anekdoto (karakoliariko kai sixameno)
Comments: To: hellas@brownvm.brown.edu

(oxi pws thelw na klepsw th doksa tou vartan, alla....
na, na exoume... poikilia....)

To loipon.... (oi .. anhlikoi kai ntropaloi kante delete twra)

Leei h daskala sta paidia, "paidakia peste mou ti shmainei
h leksh PROFANWS".... skeftontai auta, kserane ti shmainei
alla eixan problhma na ... ekfrastoun ston orismo...

Opws egw na poume pou moulege h kathigitria mou "to kserw
pws to ksereis, alla den ksereis na ekfrasteis"... em bebaia
pws na ekfrastw xwris na milhsw sixamena??? Den ginotane opote
komplara...

Telos pantwn, pisw sto anekdoto, blepei h daskala pws mallon
to hkseran alla dyskoleuontan na to orisoun, opote tous leei
"ande, peite mou ena paradeigma pou na exei mesa to PROFANWS"

Shkwnei to xeri tou o mikros Dimitrakhs Iwannhs apo to mesa
deksia thranio gnwsto kai ws UFthranio(tonos so a opws ouranio)
kai leei sth daskala....

-Shmera to prwi ksypnhsa apo to kelaidisma twn papagaloahdoniwn
pou exei ferei o mpampas mou apo thn Senegalh, kai ta opoia
briskontai se ena xrysso kloubi ston ekswtiko mas khpo, efaga
prwino sto krebbati serbirismeno apo thn 3h ntarntanoarapina
yphretria pou exoume sto spiti mas, ths erriksa ena prwino
etsi gia na exw kalo jump-start wste na paei kala h mera,
ekana douz me anthonero kai rodostama etsi na myrizw wraia,
kai katebhka sto living room, opou h adelfh mou molis teleiwne
to mathima pianou me ton gnwsto gallo maestro kai daskalo ths
Pier-De-Karakolen.... h de kathightria ths twn gallikwn kai ths
ettiquette molis eixe afixthei gia na synexisei thn morfwsh ths
adelfhs mou toso sta gallika oso kai stous kallous tropous(gamoth
mou, megalo to kanw to anekdoto, malakia tha bgei sto telos...)

Meta mphka sth limouzina pou odhgouse o mauros odhgos mas onomati
James, kai eftasa sto sxoleio...

PROFANWS EIMASTE PLOUSIOI!!!

Wraia leei h daskala, blepw pws ksereis ti paei na pei to PROFANWS....

Shkwnetai kai enas maggas apo pio pera onomati Mhtsos Karakolhs
(symptwsh htan), rixnei mia prwth matia ston prwto tzouflh kai tou
leei sxedon psithyrista wste na mhn ton akousei h daskala "poutses
dike mou, poutses mple, sthse auti na akouseis paradeigma"

"Egw kyra mou" ths leei barya "gyrisa xthes sth kalyba mas, erriksa
kouba sto phgadi na anebasw nero na piw giati eixe marathei to
laryggi mou olh mera se auto to rhmadi to sxoleio sou, kai ekatsa
na faw ligaki na stamathsei na gourgourizei to antero mou ...
fakes eixame, alla phxtes, dynates fakes, gia poly antres, oxi
gia kati flouflhdes tou anthonerou kai tou rodostamatos...

O pateras mou makria orgwne ton agro me ta bodia, h manna mou
armege thn agelada mas, kai h giagia mou kathforize to monopati
me to FINANCIAL TIMES sth masxalh...."

Ekei stamathse ligo... "E, pou einai to profanws?" tou leei h
daskala...

"Afou sou eipa", apantaei o mikros roben "kathforize to
monopati me to FINANCIAL TIMES sth masxalh... ara...

PROFANWS PHGAINE GIA XESIMO!!!"


Nikos Gavrielatos
To Sixameno Plasma
ucnick@socrates.umd.edu

P.S. Apo tote fainotan pws tha ginei indalma...
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