From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Social work
Keywords: rot-13
Date: 6 Nov 92 16:52:42 GMT
Followup-To: poster
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


This has already done the rounds in talk.bizarre, but I thought perhaps
a wider audience might appreciate this.  Would someone please tell me If
there is a Correct Group for this sort of writing?

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Guvf jnf vafcverq ol gur sbyybjvat cnffntr juvpu jnf qvfgevohgrq ba n
znvyvat yvfg V erprvir (dhbgrq nabalzbhfyl):

#  Va znal pnfrf [frkhny] nohfr [bs puvyqera] vf n snzvyl qvssvphygl naq vf
#  orfg qrnyg jvgu ol xrrcvat gur snzvyl gbtrgure.  Ubjrire jvgu gur tebff
#  ynpx bs erfbheprf gung gur fbpvny jbexref unir vg jbhyq or vzcbffvoyr gb
#  qb guvf va znal pnfrf juvyr cebgrpgvat gur puvyq sebz shegure nohfr. 



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  | Qnvyl Erpbeq  |
  | 28 Bpgbore    |
  | 1995          |
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YRNGURE YNC-FGENC SBE YVGGYR YVAQN

Fbpvny jbexref svg avar-lrne-byq tvey jvgu punfgvgl fgenc


Nsgre ure sngure Qbanyq Qhou pbasrffrq gb univat frkhny vagrepbhefr jvgu
uvf fyvz, cerggl qnhtugre Yvaqn (9), fbpvny jbexref va Tngrfurnq gbqnl
svggrq gur yvggyr tvey jvgu na vagrepbhefr ceriragvba unearff -- n
arj-snatyrq punfgvgl fgenc.  Gur xrl jvyy or uryq va n fnsr va gurve
bssvprf ba Cvytevz Fgerrg.  `Jr sryg gur snzvyl bhtug gb or xrcg
gbtrgure', rkcynvarq Zef Znel Junffanzr, `naq guvf nccnenghf cebgrpgf
gur puvyq sebz shegure nohfr.' Qhr gb n ynpx bs erfbheprf gur unearff
jnf gur bayl sbez bs cebgrpgvba ninvynoyr gb gur puvyq.  `Orpnhfr bs gur
erprffvba, jr pna bayl bssre vagrafvir fhcreivfvba gb puvyqera va
vzzvarag qnatre sebz snguref jub unir orra pbaivpgrq bs, fnl, gur Grknf
Punvafnj Znffnper', fnvq Zef.  Junffanzr.  `Orfvqrf, rirel jrrx jr qb n
ernffrffzrag, juvpu zrnaf fur pbzrf gb bhe cevingr bssvpr naq jr trg gb
unir n ybbx ng gur tvey'f pebgpu.'

Yvaqn yvfcrq nccrnyvatyl: `V guvax vg'f n ebggra gevpx.  Vg vfa'g whfg
zl sngure -- obgu zl hapyrf jvyy or shevbhf jvgu Zef.  Junffanzr nf
jryy, naq gur yrngure vf fb guvpx lbh pna'g srry n ivoengbe guebhtu vg. 
Sbeghangryl V'z tbbq jvgu zl unaqf, fb V'yy xrrc zl eryngvirf unccl bar
jnl be (yvpxvat ure yvcf) gur bgure.' Nfxrq ubj ure zbgure sryg, Yvaqn
tvttyrq: `Fur dhvgr rawblf vg.  Fur yvrf qbja orfvqr zr ovgvat zl
pebgpu-fgenc.  Ure grrgu gvpxyr naq V trg nyy zbvfg!'

Ubj nobhg ure fpubbyvat, jr nfxrq, abgvpvat gung Yvaqn'f pevfc fpubby
oybhfr ynpxrq vgf guerr gbc ohggbaf, erirnyvat tragyr pheirf.  `Gur
unearff qbrfa'g pbire zl ohggbpxf, bayl gur pyrsg, fb gurl'yy fgvyy or
noyr tvir zr gur pnar [*], V ubcr.  Rfcrpvnyyl Ze.  Zrerqvgu.  Hagvy
gbqnl, V'ir nyjnlf unq n fbsg fcbg sbe uvz.  Gjb va snpg.'

Yvaqn'f yvggyr fvfgre Ynhen, pyhgpuvat ure Fabbcl phqqyl gbl gb ure syng
obfbz, pbasvqrq `Cbbe Yvaqn.  V'z fbeel sbe qnqql, ohg V'z arneyl frira,
fb V pna cebonoyl uryc bhg hagvy gurl haohpxyr zl fvfgre.  Va n jnl vg'f
zl ovt punapr gb or qnqql'f yvggyr urycre.  Gur cbfgzna fnlf V'z tbbq ng
vg, naq ur cersref zr gb Zhz orpnhfr vs V'z va n tbbq zbbq V yrg uvz va
jvgubhg n ehoore.'

Ubj gur unearff jbexf -- Yvaqn envfrf ure fxveg: cvpgher ba Cntr Svir

***  Ba Bgure Cntrf:

-- Ohetynef Oernx Vagb Fnsr va Cvytevz Fgerrg Bssvpr: Cntr Gjb

-- Gur Jnl Fur Hfrq Gb Or -- Qnq'f Cerpvbhf Cubgbf bs Yvaqn jvgubhg
   Cnagvrf: Cntr Fvk

-- Lbh pbhyq or gur yhpxl zna jvgu gur xrlf gb unys gur cevznel fpubby
   tveyf va Tngrfurnq! Fhcre Serr Pbzcrgvgvba: Cntr Gra

-- Frk Fgneirq Gvavrf Chefhr Lbhat Ybpxfzvgu: Cntr Gjryir



[*] Pnar ~= cnqqyr va Nzrevpna



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