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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 16:22:46 EDT
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Fuzzy Bunny Substitutes for Dr.Bunny.

*Note: Due to forces in life far beyond our control, Dr.Bunny is now on
vacation, trying to get away from marketing exams.  Instead,Fuzzy Bunny Co.
brings you another fuzzy bunny article. * Fuzzy bunny management hopes you
understand, as fuzzy bunny now sits back and relates on life...in the place
of DR.Bunny.(phd.md.tnorf.)***

Fuzzy Bunny here, once again,
it's time to get started
let the article begin...

*Fuzzy reads the first question*"ah, I believe I can answer question 7-k.."
 in a short poem. I'm sure Dr.Bunny wouldn't mind...

There once was a bunny
who thought he was quite funny.
he thought he was quick,
but some viewed him as sick.

He would hop around
trying to be found,
but despite his glee,
he couldn't really see

The mates you could love
are often near in sight,
but some look over the obvious,
and continue with their plight

To find the mate
they can call their own
thousands do it each day,
but yet they are still alone.

So look at the ones near you
be they bashful or bold
Don't look over the quite ones
Was what I was once told.

If you cant have them as a lover
then have them as a friend
but don't give up hope
just start over again.

 *Fuzzy bunny filling in for Dr.Bunny(mba bga way)
*@Fuzzy.bunny.land.edu.not.an.address.of.this.world.
From: pirillo2044@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: *POETIC* SWM seeks sweetheart soon
Date: 14 Oct 92 13:41:54 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa


    Where are you, my beautiful dove?

        I have been searching for an SWF who is on weight and wants to be swept
    off her feet.  I am one of the last romantics, and I like to take things
    slowly.  Finding the simpler things in life more enjoyable, I like to take
    walks at night and scan the sky for brilliant stars.
        I'm a 5'6" 140 lb Italian male, and a writer of "brilliant" poetry &
    novellettes.  I would most like to meet someone with the same interests as
    mine.  The only stipulation is that you have to be able to understand deep
    thoughts... and you have to know how to have a good time without the aid of
    drugs.  I don't smoke, simply because I am allergic to tobbacco.  
      So, if you are 18-21, have a large sense of humor, like reading poetry, 
    and live in Iowa, then please respond to this memo.  If you have any 
    questions, just ask away... I don't bite.

                                Keep Smiling,

                                Christopher J. Pirillo
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: <None>
From: hart@vax.sonoma.edu
Date: 15 Oct 92 06:43:41 -0800
Organization: Sonoma State University

If I may be so bold as to make a reply to the question at hand, which
is "Why don't women answer my post?  :'-(   ".........

Lets face it, people -- sweet young feminine things are DEFINITELY in the
minority here in netland.  I have found that this, unfortunately, leads
to a certain amount of desperation on the part of a good percentage of
the men out there (DON'T FLAME ME, I'LL BE A GOOD GIRL FROM NOW 
ON!).  I have on occasion been burned by replying to such ads, expecting
them to be wonderful Bunny-bouncers like 90% of the male-folk on 
alt.personal.misc, and I know that other of my female-type companions
have been burned as well -- this makes you a little careful about 
replying in the future..........well, it makes OTHER women a little more
careful, but I just don't seem to learn in my thrill for the chase  :->

Solution -- read Smitty's list of Do's and Dont's!  Be honest, and realize
	that your chances of finding a friend on the net are a hell 
	of a lot better than finding that red-hot siren who will 
	"ride your pony until the morning light"...................
	.............but who am I to rule out possibilities?


The Lady Jane
hart@vax.sonoma.edu

** There's too much blood in my caffeine stream **
From: psybeast@world.std.com (The UnKnown Beast)
Subject: Golds, Reds, and Yellows in New England
Organization: Part of the Human Race
Distribution: alt.personals,alt.personals.misc,alt.personals.ads
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 23:46:36 GMT

I am a SWM (28yrs/5'10"/200lbs) that just spent the weekend camping in the
woods of Western Massachusetts, and I was wondering if there were any
S*F (20-30yrs) that are also into this time of the year near Beantown...

I have a car and a tent... Would you like to setup camp??

PsyBeast
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From: BTE104@psuvm.psu.edu (BRIAN EMLER)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: PSU MALE SEEKS EMAIL CORRESPONDANCE
Date: 9 Oct 92 19:43:44 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

I'm an secondary education major at Penn State looking for people to correspond
 with on EMAIL.  I prefer to talk with education majors but I will talk with ot
hers as well.  If you're interested please write soon.
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: jswarts@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Swarts)
Subject: Wanted: e-mail
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 02:03:45 GMT

New to the system and would like to get some e-mail penpals - any race, 
religion, etc. I am a 22 year-old grad student in political science. Love to 
talk politics, especially European, but am willing to pontificate (even in the 
face of ignorance of the topic) on just about anything! I would especially like
to correspond with someone whose interests diverge from mine - after all, being
surrounded by like-minded people all day can get a little boring, to say 
nothing of narrow. The only restriction is I place is that the sorry state of 
Ohio State football is a topic better left alone! Now basketball on the other 
hand ....
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:29:25 EDT
From: <KAF109@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: SWM SEEKS BOARD: A STUDY
 <92280.182357CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>

The oracle speaketh.

Ahem...there are a few reasons why there aren't more SWF seeks posts.
1. Women are taught at a very early age that it's the males job to
   chase the women...not the other way around. Even in these times
   of women's liberation there are commands buried deep in the female
   mind that tell us that it's not right to chase men. Hence...we wait
   for you to post seeking us.
2. There are a lot more men on the network than there are women. Just
   by the fact that the men outnumber us means that there will be more
   male posts. And, since men chase women, we have no reason to try
   seeking out men.

                                    -The Oracle-


PS.
    Let us not ask the oracle to participate
    in any kinky dealings. Thank you.
                              -The Management-
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 01:48:45 EDT
From: <MTR111@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: Ask Dr. Bunny...
 <92280.182357CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu> <92280.201744CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>

What are your credentials dearie...what makes you an authority?  :)  I would th
ink only a real rabbit would know...


                                                            M
From: v071rtsp@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (GUNSLINGER)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: SUNY GENESEO
Date: 14 Oct 92 06:05:00 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Hi,

	I am looking for a friend that has begun his first year at the 
STate University of New York at Geneseo. His name is Jarius Toogood.
If you attend this school, please send email to:

		v071rtsp@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
Thanks.

** one blood **
From: v071rtsp@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (GUNSLINGER)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: jamaica
Date: 12 Oct 92 22:28:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


Hi,

	I am looking to talk with anyone in the sunny island of Jamaica.
Please send email to:
		 v071rtsp@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu
only if you are located on the island of Jamaica. Thanks.
					
						Keith

** one blood **
From: KAF109@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: Ask Dr. Bunny...
Date: 7 Oct 92 20:56:21 GMT
 <92280.182357CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu> <92280.201744CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Organization: Penn State University

Dear Dr. Bunny...
I'm writing this for my roommate. She's much to shy to write..
so I'm doing the nice roomie thing and helping her.
You see...we were at a party this weekend...it started out
as your usual college party...then the numbers of people
thinned out. There were only 4 of us left...2 females and
2 males. Well...things got a little out of hand as they usually
do when there is alcohol present. To put it bluntly, he says
he doesn't remember what he and my roomie were doing all night.
I think that he just doesn't want to own up to his actions.
What can my roomie do Dr. Bunny????
From: CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: Ask Dr. Bunny...
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:53:56 GMT
 <92280.182357CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu> <92280.201744CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
 <92281.014845MTR111@psuvm.psu.edu>
Organization: Penn State University

Well dear, I do not wish to take up 16 gigabytes of memory to describe to you
my life history....lets just say I'm willing to give my opinion, being of a
sound minded fuzzy bunny, and help out those in need.  I also feel i screwed
up as much as anyone, so I hope to help others not to screw up as I used to,
and still do actually....ANyway....remeber, the fuzzy bunny knows best...

                                later...
                                       The Fuzzy Bunny. M.D,Ph.D, and abc's
From: v071rtsp@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (GUNSLINGER)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: OAKWOOD COLLEGE
Date: 14 Oct 92 05:52:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Hi Friend,

	I'm hoping that I will be able to connect with someone that attends
Oakwood College in Huntsville Alabama a Seventh-Day Adventist institution. 
Please send me e-mail at:  

		v071rtsp@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu

	I am hoping that I will be able to connect with some people that are 
there. Please write. Thanks.

** one blood **   
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: q1hl@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca (Nameless CS Student)
Subject: Re: SWM SEEKS BOARD: A STUDY
Organization: University of New Brunswick
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:02:33 GMT

In article <92280.232926KAF109@psuvm.psu.edu> <KAF109@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>PS.
>    Let us not ask the oracle to participate
>    in any kinky dealings. Thank you.
>                              -The Management-

Kinky is as kinky does.

-or-

Vanilla sex is anything you've done often enough to find boring.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: anonymus+514@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu (plxns)
Subject: looking for like ilk
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 10:41:42 GMT

I would like to converse with women out there who are cynical, doubting,
wry. Also anybody that enjoys sleep deprivation from time to time,
procrastinating all the time, studying .45 hours for an exam others stress
over for days(and doing well); enjoys experimentation with LSD and other mind
altering drugs. I do not look for some reactionary life based on decades
of the past, but I enjoy flailing myself as a quarky individual among the
prattle of freaks and frat boys.

Send me some phospher dots, thanks.
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gayle@disk.uucp (Gayle)
Subject: Re: Sexy Clothes
Organization: Digital Information Systems of KY
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1992 20:29:55 GMT

sussman@cs.cornell.edu (Stephen H. Sussman) writes:

>kovar@world.std.com (David C Kovar) writes:

>>  I will try again, gently. This message would get much wider, and warmer,
>>reception if posted to alt.sex instead of alt.personals. Sure, some people who
>>-David

>Piss off, Dave!   I think things like this make the group more interesting.
>Since you are obviously incapable of saying anything either constructive or
>interesting why don't you just let other people say something that is?
>Screw you and the horse you rode in on!
>Who appointed you net.police-officer anyway?
>-Steve-

Well Weinberg did when she cried out like a damsel in distress asking why she 
was being flamed. She WANTED answers, she got them. Now YOU on the other hand,
didn't like one of the answers so you go off ranting and raving like a kid.
There was absolutely NO reason for you say that to him. If YOU have the right
to YOUR opinion, then I'd venture to say that he also has that right. I think
she has acted the Super Slut from the Southeast, but that doesn't mean I say
she should stop posting. It just means I have the right to voice my opinion.
So, screw YOU and the horse YOU rode in on.
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu (William "Wes" Johnson)
Subject: Re: alt.personals
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 07:03:35 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.171648.7653@iscsvax.uni.edu> young7905@iscsvax.uni.
du writes:
>Does anyone out there want to have computer sex if so please reply to my
little
>posting. Females only please.



That folks is MIGHTY hard on keyboards! (well except the archaic atari
400/800's with those bubble boards...)

(How could I not touch that one!?!)
-------------------------------------------------
William "Wes" "Arrrr" "Man Thats a Loud Shirt"
"Gener Fox" "Mr. Kamikazi" "Mr DNA" "Boojie Boy" 
"Golden Earring" "Sentri Bastion" Johnson
-------------------------------------------------
Bite Me, Fan Boy
From: ppt@bnr.ca (Peter PrestonThomas 1629969)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: sexy clothing
Date: 8 Oct 92 15:05:12 GMT
Organization: bnr

In article <BvpF7I.7Kr.2@cs.cmu.edu> anonymus+505@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu (Savannah) writes:
> ...
>What?  You tell us women what you like...
>
>Savannah
>

I just started reading this group (some 200 postings worth).  What a
great bunch of people (in all the diversity & disagreement).

I was just commenting yesterday that women generally look great in 
almost any combination of black, white, and jeans.
    White shirt & jeans,
    black pants, white shirt, jean jacket
    jeans & black shirt,
    etc, etc.

...PPT (I have a feeling I might just hang around here for a while.)


Peter Preston-Thomas        ||  The moving finger writes and - having writ
ppt@bnr.ca                  ||  moves on. Nor all your piety nor wit
                            ||  can lure it back to cancel half a line.
                            ||  Nor all your tears wipe out a word of it.
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.4543@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Curious...
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 12:15:28 GMT
X-Iso: BM





	Young guy looking for something a little different.




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From: pjb4288@ultb.isc.rit.edu (Pete - Toonatic - Boulay)
Subject: Re: Tyger's .sig
Originator: pjb4288@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 15:53:22 GMT

Funny thing Aaron...I knew about the outfit a while back....

Pete
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: "Raistlin Majere" <p00139@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: Could you guys give a girl some advice... (And a guy, too?)
Organization: Tower of High Sorcery - Palanthas
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 01:15:05 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink (3.2)

>> >"Sassy" writes:
>> 
> >>4. Other (please specify)
>
>What about this situation with two guys?  One of my best friends knows I'm  
>gay, but he himself is heterosexual; however, I can't help being attracted  
>to him.  I don't want to ruin the friendship, yet I can't deny that the  
>feelings are there (he doesn't know how I feel about him, BTW).  Is this  
>situation the same as the one asked about above?  or would the answer be  
>different?

	It's exactly the same. If you are sure he is completely
	heterosexual, and has no homosexual inclinations (ie: he's
	never flirted with you, made a pass at you, etc...) then 
	the advice is the same. Leave it alone. If you value your
	friendship - leave things that way. Again, don't think with
	your dick.

*****************************************************************************
	     "Beautiful girl...and she says, 'Stay with me'..."
				      - INXS, "Beautiful Girl"
*****************************************************************************
	      Raistlin Majere @ Tower of High Sorcery - Palanthas
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From: haydedr@wkuvx1.bitnet (Ross Hayden)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: sexy clothing
Date: 7 Oct 92 02:09:02 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <BvpF7I.7Kr.2@cs.cmu.edu>, anonymus+505@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu (Savannah) writes:
> So...fellas...what types of clothing do you find sexy on a woman?  Short
> skirts?  Black stockings with the line up the back?  Thong panties?  Heels?
> 
> What?  You tell us women what you like...
> 
> Savannah
> 

Well, my girl is small in every way...she is short, small build, small
feet, her voice sounds like about an 8yr old boy's...the whole
shabang, but to me she is very beautiful that way.  So I prefer to see
her in clothes that are small as well, i.e., no oversized sweaters or
baggy jeans, no big shoes, etc.  Also, clothes that are really
feminine in nature, such as a very pretty dress that fits close, but
not tight, and is about 2" above her knee.  A good denim skirt on her
small frame can really enthrall me :)  I am a leg man myself, so of
course, no pants. (Oh how I loathe the coming of cold weather).

One of my favorite of her outfits is a denim skirt with a tee, sleeves
rolled up a couple of turns, and just some plain white shoes with some
footsie type lacy socks, and as little makeup as she can get by with. 
I know, I know, very plain, but she drives me wild! :)

As far as the thong panties, I don't think so, but no "big ol'" briefs
either.  A nice, feminine pair of bikinis looks very, very good on
her.  She has a very well-formed butt :), so I like to see that, and
panties that fit kinda tight will keep me interested all night.  And
for nightwear, she has this tee shirt that just comes to the bottom of
her panties, so when she rasies her arms or shoulders...well, you get
the idea :).  She has several pairs of black, satin type material
panties that she can wear anytime without complaint by me.  Oh, and no
bra under that tee.

Basically, not too flashy, not too plain, just something that makes me
she how beautiful of a woman she is.  Hope I haven't gone into too
much detail.  I could talk about her all night! :)

Cheers,
Ross Hayden
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: carl@sscl.uwo.ca (Carl Kaufmann)
Subject: Re: Sexy Clothes
Organization: Soc.Sci.Comp.Lab., U.West.Ont.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 02:38:12 GMT

In article <18030@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu>, ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo) writes:
> In article <1992Oct7.191828.1@sscl.uwo.ca> carl@sscl.uwo.ca (Carl Kaufmann) writes:
>>
>>Women are sexiest when they are wearing what they're comfortable in.
>>This depends a lot on both the woman and the situation.  One of the most
>>attractive women I have ever seen was wearing combat fatigues at the time.
>>
>>CatGuy
> 
> Yes, but were the combat fatigues leather?

No, but we had just spent the past two days trying to "kill" each other.

> Just curious.

You have but to ask. :-)

> 
>                                              Queen of the Minions,
> 
>                                                  aka MO
> 
> -- 
> *kiss**hug**kiss**smooch**kiss**hug**kiss**smooch**kiss*
>       More affection than a .sig file should have!!!
> *hug**smooch**kiss**hug**hug**smooch**hug**kiss**smooch*

No such thing as too much affection.

<fuzzy hug>

CatGuy
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* out instinctively, for no * Soc.Sci.Comp.Lab * except bear consequences.  *
* reason but to touch.      *    U.West.Ont    *                            *
*       -Kate Bush          * carl@sscl.uwo.ca *       -Me                  *
*****************************************************************************
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Sexy Clothes
Date: 12 Oct 92 19:38:50 GMT
Organization: Cuz I'm a Blonde!

dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen) writes:
>tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
>>Jacob C Sieber <js4z+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
> 
>	[stuff deleted]
>> 
>>>Personal posts may sometimes end up having sex, if your'e lucky enough.
>> 
>> Wow! You mean my posts here could be having sex with...NAHHHH!
> 
>Tyger! Stop discriminating posts!
>They have just as much a right to a sex-life as you have!

Okay, I'll buy that, but they should go without when I do!

>D.

   Tyger

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
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From: anonymus+1406@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 02:41:06 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service

I was wondering if anyone at Penn State could help me find someone.


I used to correspond with someone in the Marketing Dept.  I know
he went home for the summer, but I have not heard back from
him this fall, and I was just wondering if he has returned.
His name is Moses B. Altsech (a.k.a. Morris) and his account
is MBA2.  I was just wondering if anyone could tell me if he came
back this semester or not.  Any help would be greatly appreciated

I know the account is still there, but I just need to know if he
is 'physically' there.  I have sent messages and gotten no
reply, so I am curious if he has returned.
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Date: Friday, 9 Oct 1992 16:39:52 EDT
From: <REE700A@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Could you guys give a girl some advice...

The correct answer is....  #1!

Jeff