From: souva@aibn58.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de (Ignatios Souvatzis)
Subject: Re: The most dangerous thing...
Reply-To: isouvatzis@babsy.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de
Organization: Radioastronomisches Institut der Universitaet Bonn, Bonn, FRG
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 12:31:04 GMT

In article <1781@ocpt.ccur.com> jruschme@opus.starlab.csc.com (John
Ruschmeyer) writes:

   Over lunch, a couple of friends and I started discussing the old
   "The most dangerous thing is..." line.  We remember the basic three:

	   1) ... a programmer with a screwdriver.

undecode and enjoy!

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Paper mail: Ignatios Souvatzis, Radioastronomisches Institut der 
            Universitaet Bonn, Auf dem Huegel 71, D-5300 Bonn 1, FRG
Internet:   souva@babsy.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de ignatios@cs.uni-bonn.de