HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: msmiller@Rational.COM (Mark Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: I don't give a shit about Americans
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:21:15 GMT
Organization: Rational

In article <dos105-290892131943@150.203.49.43>, dos105@rsphy2.anu.edu.au (Darren O'Shaughnessy) writes:
|> 
|>   I don't give a shit about Americans.

Neither do we. Ain't you seen the LA riots, the "aid" being sent to
Florida, or cable TV?

|>   I don't want to hear any more about the presidential race between the far
|> right and the further right.

Neither do we.

|>   I don't care that Florida got hit by a cyclone. Somalians are dying.

Yippee skip.

|>   I hate American accents.

Which ones? California, mid-west, Cajun, Boston, New Jersey, Maine,
southern, Texas. We gots a whole lot of 'em.

|>   I detest the media's obsession with the USA. Simply because so much crap
|> spews out of the place doesn't mean it should be conveyed to us.

Hey, when you twits can nuke entire continents flat - we'll listen.

|>   The obvious response is that Americans don't give a shit about me/us
|> either - obviously they don't give a shit about anyone except themselves,
|> and that is another good reason to HATE the United States.

There are plenty more. Keep looking.

|> 
|>       Signed,
|>               Pat Rourke  (you may not have heard of me)

And if this is the best you can do, we never will.

________________________________________________________________________
Mark S. Miller                                     msmiller@Rational.COM
"Life is a 4-letter word."                        msmiller@world.std.com
[ insert tedious disclaimer drivel here ]                           IV-Q
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Steve Buffum Has Made It (was Re: The Tim 'n' Tom Show!)
Date: 28 Aug 92 17:41:22 GMT
Followup-To: alt.f1ame,soc.couples
Organization: me myself and i

gritzner@Informatik.TU-Muenchen.DE (Thomas F. Gritzner) writes:
|Seldom is the case that I have to give head, but
|
|In article <78499@ut-emx.uucp>, swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum) writes:
|>(great stuff, please repost or continue)
|
:
|The concerned himself shouts between the laughs ``Steve Buffum!! Steve Buffum!!
|I'll capitulate!! I'll capitulate!!'' [...]
:
|I am highly indebted to [...] Steve Buffum (*).''

                 It give me great pleasure to announce
                    the Society Wedding of the Year

                           the happy couple

                          Buffum and Gritzner

                                to wed
                             shotgun style

                 All offspring must be killed at birth
                             if not sooner
                      BYOW: bring your own weapon

			      Ne pas RSVP

Tx. [big kiss for the camera boys]
--
check my header - mother! douse me with water! i'm ablaze!
From: trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Oops...K. Cochran is NOT a homophobe.
Date: 31 Aug 92 17:48:00 GMT
Organization: TSAKC-TC

In article <1992Aug28.133858.16206@crd.ge.com>
        keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr) writes:

]trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz) writes:
]-> stu5s14@bcrka287.bnr.ca (James Cherry) writes:
]-> ]That'll teach me to take something Kevin Darcy says
]-> ]as truth...sheesh!
]-> 
]-> Ah, you see the light!  Give that man a Kebbie doll.
]
]wait a minute! as i have the only two kebbie dolls
]known to man,

You male chauvinist pig, you--maybe you need a _woman_ to tell you
that I have a short-haired Kebbie doll.  It is about two feet above
the T3000.

]who gave you the right to give one of
]them away? give him your kebbie poster if you want.

There's Kebbie paraphernalia everywhere.  Why, at Rosedale Center
they have a "Kebbie Hut".  Let someone buy him a new one.










(T3000 is a trademark of Telebit Corp.)


--
Barry Schwartz        trashman@crud.mn.org
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Subject: Re: Kebbin begs for attention
Organization: Who, me???
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 20:38:35 GMT

In article <Bts3HD.GJx@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) writes:
>In article <1992Aug23.012749.5258@rotag.mi.org> kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>>I do this once in a blue moon, and only when the abuse is rampant. Hardly
>
>You shouldn't be doing it at all, fuckhead.

You yourself, Ms. Posting-Anarchy, have condoned the practice of redirecting
purely-inflammatory threads from serious groups into alt.flame. Were you lying 
then, or are you lying now, sweetie pie?

>>You, on the other hand, post flurries of unprovoked "Kebbin attacks" in 
>
>Aha, Kebbin begs for mercy!

Just an observation, honey, not a gripe or grumble. Your wishful thinking is
getting the better of you once again. As it happens, I doubt you've ever even 
raised my blood pressure a single psi, although you've made me itch a couple 
of times. Kinda like one of those annoying rashes, or a mosquito bite.

>>You, on the other hand, hoard scores of third-party "Kebbin insults" to use 
>
>Yep, just like the one at the end of this article.

You wear your obsession with such pride, like an armband or a bumper sticker.
Sad. Truly sad.

>>as .sigs. You, on the other hand, appear to have developed some sort of
>>custom rn macro to automagically set your Followup-To: line to things like 
>>"news.net.cop.kevin-darcy" (either that, or you're typing in each and every
>>one by hand). 
>
>No macro/function key.

So you _do_ type each and every one in by hand? Pathetic.

>>These things, my dear, are clear symptoms of obsession.
>
> [no answer]

The first step to recovery is admitting your obsession, dear.

>>Like, then why whine at  tens of thousands of us fine netters every time your 
>>pathetic little mailserver can't serve your pathetic little mailing list 
>>for its pathetic little subscribers? 99.99% of us don't give a fuck, dear...
>
>Kevin, it didn't have anything to do with you.  

Nor, as noted, with the vast majority of news.misc's readership. Do you REALLY
think that every Tomboy, Dickwad & Harriet who starts up a two-bit mailing
list ought to be posting messages to news.misc every time the fucker is down?
Is that anywhere near the charter of the group (note the hierarchy -- "news",
not "mail")? Or is it your contention that O'Tuama's list somehow special and 
priveleged in some inscrutable way?

								- Kevin
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: dos105@rsphy2.anu.edu.au (Darren O'Shaughnessy)
Subject: I don't give a shit about Americans
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: Australian National University
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 92 03:21:55 GMT

  I don't give a shit about Americans.
  I don't want to hear any more about the presidential race between the far
right and the further right.
  I don't care that Florida got hit by a cyclone. Somalians are dying.
  I hate American accents.
  I detest the media's obsession with the USA. Simply because so much crap
spews out of the place doesn't mean it should be conveyed to us.

  The obvious response is that Americans don't give a shit about me/us
either - obviously they don't give a shit about anyone except themselves,
and that is another good reason to HATE the United States.

      Signed,
              Pat Rourke  (you may not have heard of me)
From: dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (David Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: WHY, LOOK WHAT SHOWED UP IN TRISH'S MAILBOX!!!
Date: Tue, 01 Sep 1992 10:54:19 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <BttAzz.9z8@cs.dal.ca>, Steve Franklin writes:

> In article <Btt6G0.JIn@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) writes:
> 
> >One of the Conquering Hero's little net.pals sent this to me so
> >I thought I'd post it for the enjoyment of all the other kevin-
> >darcy.fans out there.  
> >
> 
>    How thoughtful - just goes to show how desperate Patricia is for 
> appreciation from the rest of the clan. Then again, I've never suspected
> that most of the alt.flame geeks I contend with are beneath posting 
> e-mail... It was about time that someone did, I just thought it would
> be Leftie first.

Poor little Franklin. What a damned shame. Perhaps if you didn't
take alt.flame so fucking seriously as to drag it into real-world
email, people would be more leniant with you.

You're like a kid with a new toy - when it hurts you because
you're maltreating it, you whine, whine, whine to your
everpresent handholding parents.

Fuck off, dork.

> last tiresome sentence, but since I'm not utterly knowledgeable with what

You are utterly utterly devoid of value.

> a sendsys is, I am not in a position to. However if you have concerns, 

Stupid too.

>    Trish - I"m glad you're amused. I'm not however. I am a little bit 
> embarassed for you however...I get very tired of your
> "posting limbo" as I tend to call it... What? You don't understand that

Anyone who misuses ellipses so often deserves all of the contempt
they get.

[Trashy, can you email me if you see this, thanks]

Dac
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rrodabau@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Ronald D Rodabaugh)
Subject: Re: I don't give a shit about Americans
Followup-To: alt.flame
Summary: Why is your opinion important?
Keywords: What a jerk...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 18:39:31 GMT

In article <dos105-290892131943@150.203.49.43> dos105@rsphy2.anu.edu.au (Darren
 O'Shaughnessy) writes:
>  I don't give a shit about Americans.
>  I don't want to hear any more about the presidential race between the far
>right and the further right.
>  I don't care that Florida got hit by a cyclone. Somalians are dying.
>  I hate American accents.
>  I detest the media's obsession with the USA. Simply because so much crap
>spews out of the place doesn't mean it should be conveyed to us.
>
>  The obvious response is that Americans don't give a shit about me/us
>either - obviously they don't give a shit about anyone except themselves,
>and that is another good reason to HATE the United States.
>
>      Signed,
>              Pat Rourke  (you may not have heard of me)

     To quote a good _AMERICAN_ movie (Total Recall_): Who gives a shit what 
you believe?!!
     Such bitterness spewing forth demonstrates why whatever pitiful country 
you came from will NEVER be as great as mighty America. Get some therapy, or
something...

David Rodabugh
Senior, Mechanical Engineering
The Ohio State University - in the UNITED STATES!!!!!!!!!!
Xref: sparky alt.flame:12528 alt.fan.kevin-darcy:368
From: trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.fan.kevin-darcy
Subject: Re: "responsible for the holocaust"
Date: 3 Sep 92 18:38:00 GMT
Followup-To: news.net-cops.kevin-darcy
Organization: TSAKC-TC

In article <Bts5CD.Ht8@world.std.com>
        rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) writes:

]In article <1992Aug24.160746.1767@Princeton.EDU>
]     greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes of K*nt:
]>I used to think you were a pathetic mentally ill person deserving of
]>pity. Now it's clear that you're a pathetic mentally ill person with
]>a shallow, unreasoned moral philosophy as vicious and
]>self-justificatory as the first philosophical musings of adolescent
]>males. 
]
]Hey, Kevin Darcy owns the "shallow, unreasoned moral philosophy 
]as vicious and self-justificatory as the first philosophical mus-
]ings of adolescent males" concession in this newsgroup.  Better 
]pay up or Kevie will sue you.

Kebbie also has to sue Hillel.  After all, Hillel was spouting the same
nonsense before Kebbie was, and so infringed on Kebbin's business
before it even got on its feet!

Moreover, Kebbie can claim that the "something feminists did in 1970"
was integral to the debate, and so Kebbin can collect damages for
Hillel's use of that dodge.













("Dodge" is a trademark of Chrysler Corporation, which pays Kebbie's salary.)



--
Barry Schwartz        trashman@crud.mn.org
From: levin@bbn.com (Joel B Levin)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Why, look what showed up in my mailbox!
Followup-To: misc.test
Date: 31 Aug 1992 15:21:35 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: bbn.com

rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) sends along:

|From franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca Sun Aug 30 11:03:13 1992


||	      Not only are you just joining the bandwagon that has been
||formed against Kevin, 

	BWAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH!

There's a.f's latest posterboy, always good for a laugh.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: stu5s14@bcrka287.bnr.ca (James Cherry)
Subject: Oops...K. Cochran is NOT a homophobe.
Followup-To: alt.flame
Originator: stu5s14@bcrka287
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 12:38:03 GMT

In article <l9l8v8INNrb4@news.bbn.com>, levin@bbn.com (Joel B Levin) writes:

>stu5s14@bcrka287.bnr.ca (James Cherry) writes:
>|In article <l9a45vINNdig@news.bbn.com>, levin@bbn.com (Joel B Levin) posts:
>|>Here's an additional clue: the references to anal sex are intended for
>|>homophobes like kevin whose sphincters tighten in terror at the
>|>thought of anything remotely like a penis being inserted into their
>|>own anal passages, or who fear even the remotest possibility that they
>|>might want such a thing.
>|>
>|>Keith as a self-hating homosexual, indeed.  HAH!
>
>|I'm glad you're so up on Mr. Cochran's intentions.
>
>I see you still haven't asked Mr. Cochran what he intended.  Care to
>bet whether your interpretation is closer than mine?

Nope...I think that's a bet I would lose.

[stuff deleted]
>|What has Mr. Cochran's sexual orientation to do with his homophobia?
>|Suppose I ask Mr. Cochran what is orientation is.  And suppose he says
>|he's homosexual.  Then why would he use homosexual anal sex as an insult
>|to others?
>
>Rub two neurons together and perhaps you could come to a reasonable
>conclusion.  See my hints quoted above.

Guess I really am in need of two neurons to rub together.  That'll teach me
to take something Kevin Darcy says as truth...sheesh!  After the whole big
Susan Forgach & Don thing, you'd think I'd have learned.

I apologize for my hasty conclusions, Mr. Cochran.  I stand corrected, and
humbled.

-- 
James A. Cherry                                   Bell Northern Research Inc.
"Can't you little sheep think for yourselves?!" - The Hipster   (613)763-3019
Newsgroups: alt.flame,gnu.misc.discuss,comp.org.eff.talk,comp.unix.bsd,comp.os.mach,news.groups
From: jaapjl@tab00.larc.nasa.gov (J Lee Jaap)
Subject: Re: Exercising Caution When Making Attributions (was Re: ... Boycott)
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: AS&M Inc
	<1992Sep3.182039.12552@gateway.novell.com>
	<1992Sep4.030548.22188@news.acns.nwu.edu>
	<1992Sep4.055424.17148@fcom.cc.utah.edu>
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 13:49:52 GMT

Now I see your .sig, but you ought to fix your From: line or add a
Reply-To:.  IMO, it's worth a followup anyway.

   ----- Transcript of session follows -----
550 terry@cs.weber.edu (A Wizard of Earth C)... Host unknown

   ----- Unsent message follows -----
Message-Id: <9209041341.AA08258@cmb00.larc.nasa.gov>
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 09:41:56 EDT
From: J Lee Jaap <jaapjl>
To: terry@cs.weber.edu (A Wizard of Earth C)

terry@cs.weber.edu (A Wizard of Earth C) writes:
[...]
   I realize that this is repetitive, but I thought it was such an important
   point that had to say it twice.

Looks as if you did say it twice, in articles

Amusing, especially if you didn't intend a double post.

OTOH, if this was intended (and I'm just a bit dense),
ignore this reply.
--
J Lee Jaap <J.L.Jaap@LaRC.NASA.Gov> +1 804/864-2148
employed by, not speaking for, AS&M Inc, at NASA LaRC, Hampton VA 23681-0001
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: STEVE FRANKLIN STRIKES BACK!
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 20:03:47 GMT

In <2a929322.crud@crud.mn.org> trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz) writes:

>In article <Bsxz95.5D9@cs.dal.ca>
>        franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (<<<***Steve Franklin***>>>) writes:

>[Concerning Joseph Conrad, the writer--]
>]Since there was an
>]almost 50 year gap between him and I, there is little possibility
>]that we have met. Nice try though. It COULD have been funny...

>He would have had a good laugh.

tsk tsk tsk... what a waste of ASCII... perhaps you should start up
your old hobby of self-flaggelation trashman. Posting seems to be pretty
unrewarding for you. Ever been able to post at least 2, maybe 3 sentences
in succession? Or does your busy job always intervene before you can actually
make a good point? garbage. Pure garbage...
   steve
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Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.rape
From: andy@SAIL.Stanford.EDU (Andy Freeman)
Subject: Re: Unnecessary hostility in talk.rape
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: /usr/lib/news/organizatoin
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 19:52:08 GMT

In article <1992Aug29.005844.9761@uoft02.utoledo.edu> dcrosgr@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:
>In article <1992Aug28.193712.5099@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU>, andy@SAIL.Stanford.EDU (Andy Freeman) writes:
>>>	Did you correspond with him to verify this?
>> 
>> No.
>
>Then how do you KNOW he has the same statute? Talk to a live psychic?

Because there aren't many relevant statutes.  Given Ehrmantraut's
discussion, it's obvious that he and Frank found the one I'm talking
about.

>> DC sure huffs and puffs a lot for someone who won't/can't use an
>> index.  Is the lack of a cite really the only thing that keeps him
>> from making his argument, or is he hoping for another way out because
>> he knows/suspects that he's all wrong?
>
>No, I want you to lock yourself in, because otherwise I will dig out
>annotations and you will say. "Nope, wrong law. Ha-ha. Can't find the right
>law. Looks like I am right and you are wrong."

If DC finds the wrong law, I'm just going to say "wrong law; so much
for DC's research abilities".  The fact that there are irrelevant laws
doesn't prove my case, except about DC's research abilities.  (I
realize that DC expects other people to use his most effective
arguments, but some of us prefer valid ones.)

>You can try and twists things around all you want, but you know two days after
>you publicly announce your all-encompasing law, I will post entire annotations
>that nullify it. I will not just post cites to the annotations, I will post
>the decisions which limit your law out of this debate.

Really?  I post a statue number and DC will type in decision text, not
just cites?

Wowsers!

Is this a general offer?  (There are some decisions I'd like to have
on-line, so if DC will type them in if suitably provoked....)

-andy
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Xref: sparky alt.flame:12544 talk.abortion:34926
From: trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
Subject: Re: A Warning From Darcy (was The world according to)
Date: 4 Sep 92 00:46:00 GMT
Followup-To: alt.hyppcrite.kebbie.kebbie.kebbie
Organization: TSAKC-TC

In article <1992Aug31.013646.23946@rotag.mi.org>
        kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) tells Larry Margolis:

]I've stopped discussing this with practically
]everyone else except you. Drop it any time you want.

Hey, Kebbin, you made a spelling error.  It's spelled like this:
"Please give me the last word.  Please please please please please!!!"


--
Barry Schwartz        trashman@crud.mn.org
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: A Warning From Darcy (was The world according to)
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 01:53:36 GMT

In <2a9d102d.crud@crud.mn.org> trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz) writes:
>In article <1992Aug23.020706.5531@rotag.mi.org>
>        kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>]Self-righteousness is very easy,
>]and therefore very cheap, in hindsight, when one has ALL the facts at one's
>]disposal.
>You might even say it was "easy virtue".

I'd also say he's been disposing of facts right and left for years.
From: trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Chaney 'sorearse' : Voted #1 fuckhead of the month
Date: 28 Aug 92 04:35:00 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame,aus.test
Organization: TSAKC-TC

In article <1b8e6740.ARN241d@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au>
        dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton) tells someone:

]You pathetic little man with a pathetic sig and a pathetic life.

Now, now, Dac, if you'll calm down I'll let you play with my
Mouseman.  I'm desperate, actually, not having so much as kissed
another man in almost a year.  (By the way, when can I have you and
Keegan over for tea?)


--
Barry Schwartz        trashman@crud.mn.org
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue)
Subject: Re: Tales From the Crypt (was:Re: Homina Homina!)
Organization: insert anything here
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 15:20:45 GMT

andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg) writes:

	A *wonderful* encapsulation of the history of alt.flame...

	More!  More!

	If you really have any saved stuff --- it would be worthwhile to
post some of them - esp. things that have some of the more classic oldbies...

	The level of "flaming" (really flambe-ing) here has detiorated
over the years as Mr. Solberg points out.  Perhaps a e-seminar in 
FLAME 101 might be in order...

ObFlame:
	[No, T*d, you're not an oldbie...  you're just pathetic...]

BBC, who remembers
Trish, Clay, .etc
From: trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Oops...K. Cochran is NOT a homophobe.
Date: 28 Aug 92 04:36:00 GMT
Organization: TSAKC-TC

In article <1992Aug26.123803.14782@bcrka451.bnr.ca>
        stu5s14@bcrka287.bnr.ca (James Cherry) writes:

]That'll teach me
]to take something Kevin Darcy says as truth...sheesh!

Ah, you see the light!  Give that man a Kebbie doll.

]I apologize for my hasty conclusions, Mr. Cochran.  I stand corrected, and
]humbled.

See, Kebbin, this is what an apology looks like.


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