HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: wcsjc@alfred.carleton.ca (John Coughlin)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 16:04:04 GMT

>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
From: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The sound of hoofprints 'cross the glade...)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Cascade, la, la, la,
Date: 15 Apr 92 02:37:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: mac.1992Apr14.203708.2462
Reply-To: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (Your ads here)
Distribution: na


 writes
> In article <8x2Hn5&p6@cs.psu.edu> krobinsn@alqualonde.endor.cs.psu.edu  
(Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
> >In article <1992Apr13.044507.23038@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>  
drumm@crs.cl.msu.edu.UUCP (Steve Drumm) writes:
> >>In article <wcsjc.702969488@cunews> wcsjc@alfred.carleton.ca (John  
Coughlin) writes:
> >>>In <1992Apr11.014745.24406@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov  
(Mike Bur) writes:
> >>>>Elvis died of a drug overdose.(What kind of pills were they?)
> >>>Elvis fried while comatose.
> >>Elvis died of a drug overdose. (Downers, i would imagine...)
> >>drumm...sometimes ya just gotta say 'what the fuck'
> >
> >Terminate yourselves at once. This nonsense is being removed from alt.flame.
> >Please take your childish playtoys elsewhere.
> >
> >K e n   R o b i n s o n
> 
> Piss off, F'ken.
> 
> Elvis, while not much more than toast, is still leagues above anything F'ken
> and his pal the Dildo at Pinhead State can accomplish, or even imagine.

Elvis?  Vile rot!  Such borin' post!  It's swill--leaves a dove in the spring  
back when sand is at the pill, though at Gwynnedd fate can accomplish more in a  
season.  Imagine...

> 
> (Let's see anyone cascade *that*.)
> 

	How's that?  (Never challenge a bored man...)

> -- 
> Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing  
Systems
>   +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 713 776-1541 at home. 713 527-4056 at Willy's Pub.
> 
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: sgcclmj@citec.oz.au (Liz Jones)
Subject: Re: Quote...
Organization: CITEC
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 06:58:30 GMT

glj27240@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (the cult of Carrie) writes:
: churchh@ut-emx.uucp (Henry Churchyard) writes:
: 
: 
: >  ``You should try everything once, except incest and folk-dancing.''
: >      -- quote from someone, I forget who.
: 
: a puritan no doubt.  always wanting others to miss out on the fun.  
: -- 
: 							 
:                                                   the cult of Carrie 

his name was/is Thomas Beecham
it is staring at me from the calendar on my desk,
with april 6 on it.

how come 90% of the posts in the newsgroup are following on from the last one
in a really stupid manner?

this isn't alt.stupidity is it?

(go on i dare you to)
From: mccla_d@aethelbehrt.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: RE: Cascade, la, la, la
Date: 15 Apr 92 05:00:47 GMT
Distribution: alt.stupidity
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA


Well, that's it. Three tries and still nothing stooopid.
You lose.
From: 912016f@ace.acadiau.ca (JACQUELINE FRENCH)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Flig?
Date: 16 Apr 92 17:05:51 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr15.231301.25566@athena.cs.uga.edu> jfriday@ada.stat.uga.edu (Paul Stacy) writes:
>From: jfriday@ada.stat.uga.edu (Paul Stacy)
>Subject: Re: Flig?
>Date: 15 Apr 92 23:13:01 GMT

>In article <2406@news.duke.edu> radkel@canctr.mc.duke.edu writes:
>>Flig!
>Trig!
BIG!
>(I hope I didn't just start another cascade.)
You might have had, if you'd eat marmelade.
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1442 alt.religion.kibology:1543 alt.exploding.kibo:134 alt.slack:1356
From: juphoff@zia.aoc.nrao.edu (Jeff Uphoff)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.slack
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
Keywords: Elvis is my pail
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:31:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: zia.1992Apr8.213137.20385
Organization: National Radio Astronomy Observatory, Socorro NM

In article <7zdHkd#k6@cs.psu.edu> dsbarr@cs.psu.edu writes:
>In article <1992Apr8.222710.2982@darwin.ntu.edu.au> jaws@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (James Woods) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr7.132442.2738@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr7.044112.23964@mcs.gvsu.edu> bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (John Q. Public) writes:
>>>>In article <+#njjsg@lynx.unm.edu> cease@carina.unm.edu (cecilia marie deblasi) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>Elvis gives you pride.
>>>>Elvis influences the tides.
>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>Elvis IS dead (I know, he told me last night)
>Elvis IS Fred. (So, what makes Wilma?)
Elvis has no head.  (Someone give him one--quick.)
>>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
-- 
Jeff Uphoff -- "Uppie"     |  The post office raises the price of stamps,
                           |  becomes a paying sponsor of the olympics,
juphoff@astro.phys.vt.edu  |  then purcahses ad time on tv to brag about it.
juphoff@zia.aoc.nrao.edu   |    Is this a great country or what?
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.slack
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 17:19:21 GMT

>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>>>Elvis can slide.
>>>>Elvis can glide.
>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>>Elvis isnt at all green.
>Elvis is really upset about newsreaders that defaul to local.
Elvis needs boats . . .
>>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
From: mccla_d@horsa.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: RE: WHAT?!
Date: 5 Apr 92 23:11:31 GMT
Distribution: alt.stupidity
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA

shmueli@student.umass.edu moans pathetically:

> Can someone please explain to me how come good computing resources
> are wasted on this stupid newsgroop?

Yes. Someone can.

(1) We're all manifestations of a network wide virus, confined here so we don't
do any damage elsewhere. They're about to delete us from the network. This, of 
course, includes you.

(2) We're commie pinko hippies hell-bent on destroying modern civilization by
causing an ASCII shortage. You, of course, have been duped into contributing
to the downfall of society.

(3) You - you did this all yourself! You're a sick puppy. The Brain Police
are on their way to get you. Resistance is useless, but capacitance is kind of
neat.

(4) Can someone please explain to me how come good computing resources are
wasted on all other newsgroops (sic)?

(5) It's not stupid, it's STOOOPID.

(6) Why, because WE LIKE YOU! Em oh you ess ee.

(7) There is absolutely no, nor has there ever been, any number seven in
this list. Move on to the next one. Go on, scoot.

(8) We have to keep the computers busy somehow. If they just sat there spinning
their machine cycles with nothing to do, they'd get bored and cranky.

(9) This newsgroup is a front for the Terran Occupation Force of the Klingon
Empire. This is all code for strategic strikes about to be made. Now that you
know, you're next.

(10) I'm out of fingers.

(11) I found something else to use.

(10.5) OUCH. Don't ever try to type with it.

So, to summarize....  what stupid newsgroop?

[] <-- Micro.sig! (tm)    Buy yours today!
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: mccla_d@aelle.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Subject: RE: Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA
Distribution: alt.stupidity
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:47:34 GMT

One shithead writes
>Another shithead writes
>> Still another shithead writes
>>> Yet another shithead writes
>>>> A whole bunch of shitheads write

>>>> Worthless shit
>>> More worthless shit
>> Still more worthless shit
> Unbelievable amounts of worthless shit
And none of it is the least bit funny or stooopid.
From: v115qha3@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Donald R Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Why girls masturbate
Keywords: LoBsTeR alert
Date: 6 Apr 92 23:48:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41
Group: Fuck you



has anyone seen evan ?
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1534 alt.exploding.kibo:175 alt.religion.kibology:1648 alt.slack:1441
From: alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson)
Subject: Create-A-Limerick Cascade
Originator: alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 21:20:52 GMT

How about a useful cascade.  

I supply the first line and the first word to the second line.  Each 
addition adds another word to the building limerick.  As a line is finished
it is up to the next person to start the next line AT THE LEFT MARGIN.

Let's Go!!!

Here's the first line and the first word of the second line.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Broomhilda the witch bought a cat,
Whose 
-- 
 ___________/ Alan S. Olson  UW-Milwaukee Chemistry Department \______________
/     e-mail to alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu  OR  alan@alchemy.chem.uwm.edu      \
|          Want some good music?  Check out Milwaukee's own BoDeans           |
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From: kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Create-A-Limerick Cascade
Date: 11 Apr 92 09:30:09 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

>Broomhilda the witch bought a cat,
>Whose  life ended.


--Jason Balicki
kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
From: r9h@nutmeg.cs.ntu.edu.au (Lord Rohan the Modest)
Date: 8 Apr 92 12:57:44 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University
Keywords: Elvis is my pal

In article <1992Apr6.180018.18435@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>, cnhasan@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Nirmal Hasan) writes:
> In <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
> 
> >In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
> >>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
> >>>Elvis is outside. 
> >>Elvis is my guide.
> >Elvis has five brides.
> Elvis has fat sides
Elvis who ?
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack
From: rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
Date: 8 Apr 92 14:03:25 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <7zdHkd#k6@cs.psu.edu>, dsbarr@scheme.cs.psu.edu (Dave Barr) writes:
> In article <1992Apr8.222710.2982@darwin.ntu.edu.au> jaws@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (James Woods) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr7.132442.2738@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr7.044112.23964@mcs.gvsu.edu> bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (John Q. Public) writes:
>>>>In article <+#njjsg@lynx.unm.edu> cease@carina.unm.edu (cecilia marie deblasi) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>Elvis gives you pride.
>>>>Elvis influences the tides.
>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>Elvis IS dead (I know, he told me last night)
> Elvis IS Fred. (So, what makes Wilma?)
Elvis is Ted (So, what makes Bill?)

>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.

Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1404 alt.exploding.kibo:116 alt.religion.kibology:1508 alt.tasteless:4343
From: klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 7 Apr 92 02:48:04 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting

In article <1992Apr6.160600.277@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>In article <no2His9j6@cs.psu.edu> dsbarr@cs.psu.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>Elvis can slide.
>Elvis can glide.
Elvis is snide.
>
>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.


-- 
Jeff Klein                  | "One of you is a Charlie Brown mutant,
                            |  and the other has a hand growing out  
klein@kira.egr.msu.edu      |  of his(?) head!" - Blue Bunny
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: mccla_d@aelle.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Subject: RE: A Slight Problem, la la, la.....
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA
Distribution: alt.stupidity
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:43:03 GMT

If cascades were truly stooopidly contructed, they'd have nothing to do with
each other. i.e.

>>> My frog has beaten down my door
>> two biscuits and a tree in church
> Anyone for volleyball played with old socks?
Echolalia is a symptom of mental illness characterized by making sounds similar
to those just heard.

Anyone worthy of alt.stooopidity wouldn't be ABLE to cascade.
We're looking for a few good hamsters.

"Ooooooo, baby, it's a big ol' goofy world!" -John Prine
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.flame,alt.whine,talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (John Q. Public)
Subject: Re: alt.cascade anyone? (was Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee...)
Organization: The Alex Lifeson Fan Club
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 23:44:30 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.162921.18223@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>holmesda@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (ASTAROTH) writes:
>>tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (Your ads here) writes:
>>>rich@dick.dhu.edu (dickhead) writes:
>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams) writes:
>>>>>}feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>}>kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>>>>>}>}Please do your part to conserve valuable bandwidth.  Don't cascade this.
>>>>>}>Please eat your lard to preserve terrible Norse myths.  Don't parade, miss.
>>>>>}Please play your card and serve great fish dishes.  Don't get laid, miss.
>>>>>Please may your heart reserve to be delicious.  Don't use Raid, sis.
>>>>Please play the tart, conserve and be fictitious. Don't touch gay piss!
>>>Please say your part, observe and be meretricious.  Don't be remiss!
>>Prease chew the font, dick-nerve, and omnibus.  Ya see this?
>Sleaze knew the runt, hick curve, who took the bus.  Whine and hiss!!
Feasible blue (huh?) punt, lick swerve, chew hook a pus.  Slime to wish!?
From: willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: This newsgroup has changed
Keywords: stupidity,nihilism,originality
Date: 15 Apr 92 14:31:18 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

In <1992Apr14.154040.17965@maccs.dcss.mcmaster.ca> bunker@physun.physics.mcmaster.ca (Alex Bunker) writes:

>Unfortunately this newsgroup has changed to the extent that I think we might 
>even need a new newsgroup. Maybe I am wrong but I thought alt.stupidity was
>for creative original pieces of stupidity (big x with little x underneath)
>and for posting articles from other serious newsgroup that are so stupid
>they are hilarious. Lately this newsgroup has become full of boring 
>cascades. Anyone who cascades this article shall find me reaching through
>the bitnet wires to throttle you!!
>.

Fortunately, this stoop has rearranged the tent of the cat that sinks big
weed and poop.  Maybe sky is strong but I taught that alt.perfidy was a door
for native aboriginal species of stupidity (dig on the X with a little x
beneath) and for hosting party-cles from other querilous pews that are like
cupid and are malarious.  Stately, this gripe has come tilling and snoring
cascades.  Pennyless to the Blaskets kiss particle-mall kind see preaching
thoroughly the 2-bit choirs to bottled-stew!!

Ps.  I'm sorry, Alex, but I couldn't help it!!  The last sentence just
*cried* out to be cascaded!!	
Pps.  The devil made me do it!!!

The above posting was requested by someone else.
So, no flames please.

--
As usual, JIMHO.
	  Gavin...                  Plus qu'il n'en faut.           
	  willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie                                      

--
As usual, JIMHO.
	  Gavin...                  Plus qu'il n'en faut.           
	  willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie
From: alpinist@eskimo.celestial.com (David Butler)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Cascading Obligations
Date: 12 Apr 92 18:53:55 GMT
Organization: =>ESKIMO NORTH (206) 367-3837 SEATTLE, WA.<=

In article <1992Apr12.182110.12980@eskimo.celestial.com> alpinist@eskimo.celestial.com (David Butler) writes:
>
>Obstoopidity:  I hate cascading threads.  Maybe I'm too dumb to understand
>    ^^         that they really contain the key to the universe if I would
>  Is this      only read them more carefully over and over.
> enough o's?
>
>Obwhine:  Whatever happened to the good discussions of what is the better
>religion?  Kitchen appliances, rodents (deceased), or the Pink Fish.
>Oh where is the wise sayings of the pink fish when you need them?

I forgot a few obs on my last post ...

ObAngst:  Did I get my Obstoopidy and Obwhine mixed up?

ObJoke:  Q: What's the difference between a duck?

         A: One of his legs are both the same!

ObDisclaimer:  Construe my opinions to be those of anyone you want.

Obperversion:  Jello on a rickety t.v. tray.

ObOb:  Ours is not to question why, ours is but to do or die.

     Am I forgetting any?


-- 
****************************************************************************
* Dave                          *               The Alpinist               *
* alpinist@eskimo.celestial.com *            DARE to be stoopid!           *
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From: kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Why girls masturbate
Keywords: LoBsTeR alert
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:13:11 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44500
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr6.224903.7929@acsu.buffalo.edu> v115qha3@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Donald R Miller) writes:
>
>
>has anyone seen evan ?

Yes, YES I did, just now, there he goes... right there..... over there....
go get him..... now...... quick..... oh, you mised him, what are you?
STOOPID?  *SMACK*








^L

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.slack
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
From: jaws@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (James Woods)
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:27:09 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Computer Science, Northern Territory University, Australia
Keywords: Elvis is my pail

In article <1992Apr7.132442.2738@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>In article <1992Apr7.044112.23964@mcs.gvsu.edu> bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (John Q. Public) writes:
>>In article <+#njjsg@lynx.unm.edu> cease@carina.unm.edu (cecilia marie deblasi) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>Elvis gives you pride.
>>Elvis influences the tides.
>Elvis can't hide.
Elvis IS dead (I know, he told me last night)

>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.