HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Date: 12 Sep 92 23:25:34 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) (s)knickers!:

>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blurts:
>>Auto2@ (Orakel) splunges:

>>>>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
>>>>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.
>>>I'm looking for a way to write to Eric Idle, any ideas!
>>I heard that *both* of them were in some comedy troupe called
>>'Monty Snakes Flaming Circus' or something like that ...
>Hmmm.. I 'eard it was Poncy Jelly-beans Crunchy Frogs.

No! I saw it on telly! It was Larch-Spam-"Ni!"-Bruce-LemmingOfTheBda-Semprini!

>>Anyway, good luck.
>You'll need it.
And probably a good lawyer.

>>>Morten Eriksen, Norway
>>James aka In *my* day we didn't have ALIASES. We had to keep
>>	changing our names!!
>Meetch aka Oh well, we never 'ad NAMES.  People used to just point and stare.
James hum You had fingers to point with? Luxury!! In my day we had to lie
	on the hot coals with our head nailed to the floor in a position
	indicating the direction we wanted to point!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: thomasez@dhhalden.no (THOMAS ERIK ZELOW LUNDQUIST)
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: brian
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 10:49:56 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.005014.19397@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:

>Subject: CMS Soundblaster: brian
>Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:50:14 GMT
>
>


ThomasEZ aka.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
From: lutan@oolong.hacks.arizona.edu (Vance R. Haemmerle)
Date: 6 SEP 92 22:49:11    
Reply-To: lutan@oolong.hacks.arizona.edu
Distribution: world,local
Organization: UofA Hardware And Computing Knowledge Society
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-a4  

In article <1992Sep4.180355.14291@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>>>>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>>>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>>>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>>>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>>>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>>>>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>>>>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
>>>>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>>>>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>>>*squish* *squish* *squish* Was that a puddle of niggerbaiter or
>>>do I have to get my feet oiled again?
>>That depends....what size are your feet?
>Approx. 1/3 the size of my bum (*oh, what a giveaway!!*) each.
Can I just butt in at this point and say that this is in fact
the very first time I've appeared in this newsgroup.


>>>>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>>>>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>>>James aka Well, then you must not be doing it right!
>>JT aka will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
>>	   is 'it' to 'this'?
>James aka 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
Vance alias Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
            F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel

-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
Vance Haemmerle               Tucson, Arizona          vance%toyvax@arizona.edu

LUTAN!            "Sex, Drugs and Rock-n-Roll!" - Woodstock 1969         LUTAN!
LUTAN!      "alt.sex, alt.drugs and alt.rock-n-roll!" - Usenet 1992      LUTAN!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic)
Subject: Mudwrestling (No, it's for real! Honest! )
Summary: Violence is beautiful & Robert Smith is fat
Keywords: Mud is good in the face of our enemies!
Organization: Lysator Academic Computer Society, Linkoping University, Sweden
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 13:58:50 GMT

Hi there, all you cheerful and violent philosophers.

Here at LTH we're having mudwrestling championships and I'm supposed
to be the sports commentator, thus I need really sick
and weird sporting comments.

"Mudwrestling - the game that separates the men from the boys,
the women from the girls, the female impersonators from the 
transvestites, the teeth from the mouth and the foreskin from the
penis."

"Well, Brian, I seem to remember that he did a Croatian 
 bonecrusher dance on his forehead."

I need strange and absurd wrestling terms, comments that 
have nothing to do whatsoever with wrestling,
idiotic statements such as "Weell, he should've won,
except that he lost and since he lost and didn't win
then he, but only technically, lost".

I also intend to play from the CD "Monty Python sings" on the highest
possible volume and generally get pissed on Guinness.

Any suggestion are totally, utterly and massively welcome,

/Jan

--
Jan Besehanic
email: jan_b@lysator.liu.se
New, improved .sig-file under construction.
From: millnerrl@vtcc1.cc.vt.edu (CALLABLE_TPU)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Phylosophers song
Keywords: Ni, Pang, Neeeewonm
Date: 12 Sep 92 21:57:00 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech, Blacksburg, Virginia
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

G'day.  I am looking for the lyrics of the Phylosophers song.  I would be most
appreciative of anyone who would peck my pointers in the proper direction or
send me such.  Subtractionally, I would be greatful for any intelligence on the
whereabouts of FTP addresses with Python transcripts.  Thanks.

Rob


Sig????? We don need no stinkin sig!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: beelzebub
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 06:32:31 GMT


>>Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
>>objects?
>um.... its a present. For my wife. Its her birthday tomorrow.
>You know it is.
>haha
Yeah... my wife-type-thing s only scared of 2 peeps with knives...
her bro' coz he doesn't know what he's doing, and me coz I do!!!!

>>PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.
>Eccles aka Who, Me?
mnSio remember. Just because you're paranoid (barrynoid) it doesn't
mean they're NOT out toget you.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mayr@risc.uni-linz.ac.at (Herwig Mayr)
Subject: maybe a FAQ - complete list of movies
Organization: RISC, J.K. University of Linz, Austria
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 07:10:37 GMT

Last weekend I by chance saw a movie starring Michael Palin --
`The Missionary' (UK 1983), which was very pythonesque in some parts.

Consequently my question: Could anyone please post (or email me)
a list of movies by all or some of the Monty Python group.
Maybe we could set up a `complete' movie list; -- I definitely
will post a summary of the information I get.

Thanks to all who now begin to hack some lines into their keyboards!

Herwig
(mayr@risc.uni-linz.ac.at)

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: bignose
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 05:50:06 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) screamed:
>>David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
>>: 

>Meetch aka Did you say something?
Eccles aka I didn't hear him and I'm closder than you.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: Lysator Academic Computer Society, Linkoping University, Sweden
Distribution: world,local
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 15:48:12 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>lutan@oolong.hacks.arizona.edu (Vance R. Haemmerle) writes:

>>In article <1992Sep4.180355.14291@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>>>>>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>>>>>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>>>>>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>>>>>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>>>>>>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>>>>>>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
>>>>>>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>>>>>>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>>>>>*squish* *squish* *squish* Was that a puddle of niggerbaiter or
>>>>>do I have to get my feet oiled again?
>>>>That depends....what size are your feet?
>>>Approx. 1/3 the size of my bum (*oh, what a giveaway!!*) each.
>>Can I just butt in at this point and say that this is in fact
>>the very first time I've appeared in this newsgroup.
>No I'm sorry there isn't time, and besides this is *NOT* a newsgroup.
>By the silly kniggits here alone you shoulda figured that out. :)

>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>>>>>>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>>>>>James aka Well, then you must not be doing it right!
>>>>JT aka will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
>>>>	   is 'it' to 'this'?
>>>James aka 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
>>Vance alias Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
>>            F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel
>Meetch aka Kevin Phillips Bong aka *singing* CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN....
Jan aka not Noel Coward.
(I want spam!)
--
Jan Besehanic
email: jan_b@lysator.liu.se
New, improved .sig-file under construction.
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Ahhh, so's yer mother!!!
Date: 15 Sep 92 13:51:07 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <3442@dozo.and.nl> 
	jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) did say :

->In article <1992Sep15.000707.12168@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
->|Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
->|
->|>What is Aka.......
->|Jamesa aka <--- This is!
->
->No, no, no, no, no! *This* is an aka -----+
<Jos' ASCII diagram of a thingy eaten>
->
->Clear now?
No
->
->Jos aka I used to have two akas, but my pet hippopotamus didn't like 
->        the left one, so I sold it to my dead aunt Muriel ...
Pag aka I tihnk Jos has re-lost his brain.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 10:40:52 GMT

edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:

>jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>> >>>>>>>Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
>> >>>>>>Sno!im alias and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
>> >>>>>Jester alias is [Ll]isa still around here?
>> >>>>Dan alias I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
>> >>>Jmesa alias Why can't I spell my name?
>> >>Jester alias Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
>> >[Ll]isa alias don't ya all like my quiz?
>> Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>> 	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
>7 out of 8 naughty bishops prefer the alias license to the aka license!
>Edwin alias Adrian Wapcaplet

Eccles aka I HATE WHEN MAIL BOUNCES!!!! EDWIN THIS IS FOR YOU!!! ARGH


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The Famous Eccles
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: brian
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 13 Sep 92 11:04:28
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 12 Sep 92 17:50:04 GMTLines: 29

In article <3418@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

   In article <gunnarh.91.716157840@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
   >In article <1992Sep10.005014.19397@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au 
.|(David Bromage) writes:
.|
.|
.|	NOTHING!!!!
.|	NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!
.|
.|-----G

.Disgusting, isn't it? 

Absolutely!  I'm shocked, and my wife had a seizure.

.Jos aka Did I Miss Anything?

Well, Aunt Maude has shingles, so we're all going to go help her roof
her house, and Larry the Guy-who-lives-down-the-street had his hand
caught in the paper punch at work, and now it's all holy.  The mayor
spontaneously turned into a small pile of purple goo.  In
international news I went to the bathroom.  Africa was found to be a
giant Alka-Seltzer tablet.  In England, nine mooses and a jet liner
named Sven were elected Queen.  People in Southern Europe complain
that a loud "Fizzing" sound is keeping them awake at night.  Aaand
Jester has heart worms and is going to have to be put to sleep.

Dan aka Say goodbye to the little guy, I'll go call the vet.
From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: monty-python videos
Date: 8 Sep 92 21:30:51 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <7SEP199216004201@srzts212>, sy_bodenmann@srzts212 (1.446 Bodenmann Roland) writes:
> Hello folks 
> 
> i'm searching for monty-python videos in switzerland. I want to buy or lean
> them. Has anyone a special warehouse or shop address where I can search for 
> them. 

It's not good to lean video cassettes.  Store them in an
upright position.
> 
> Thanks Roland
> 
>   R. Bodenmann, Alcatel STR AG, AST 5.912, Friesenbergstr. 75, CH-8055 Zuerich
>   RFC822:  SY_BODENMANN@srzts212.alcatel.ch             Phone:  +41 1 465-2768
>   X.400:   c=CH a=arCom p=Alcatel s=Bodenmann           FAX:    +41 1 465-3131
>   DECnet:  PSI%022849919001::BODENMANN

Andrew aka/alias/subtitled The Third Castle
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Heya guys
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:39:45 GMT

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
}>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
}>}cf555@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Chris Christian) writes:
}>}>This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
}>}>in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
}>}>i have polled my accts to date....
}>}>so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts
}>}ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
}>}Jester's got his silly real name back! hahahahahaha
}>Nope..I just got another acct..one of many new accts in the last month...
}Y is it that it has your real name then, bucko?

cuz....of a minor technicality...had to have me real name
and i have not quite legally changed my name to jester yet..

}>}Eccles squig You won't catch me doin' that.
}>Jester squig can i can your sexy body and strip you naked?
}Eccles squig Sure, I'll get the honey pot.
Jester squig can I like you clean?
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Pfootas
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 08:58:17 GMT

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:

>I bet you're gay...
You guessed it!  Happy as a pig in... but what's that got to do with 'pootas?
I got a 'poota ya know.  I'm using it right now as it just so happens.

- Meetch aka 'pooterin' is what I do best^H^H^H^H^H.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: brian
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 20:44:00 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.005014.19397@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au 
(David Bromage) writes:


	NOTHING!!!!
	NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!

-----G
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jester
Keywords: I love my name in the header.
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 05:51:08 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>}>af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>}>}That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*
>}>ooo, I am so touched...will you touch my monkey????
>}'oo'd wanna touch you ya filthy thing... going round
>}molestering strange women. and animals. ans Nsiom!

>but siomn likes it...he likes playing with everyone's monkey

Yeah, but only when their dead.

>}>}Lisa aka a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
>}>Jester aka I like it when she lays naked in large pools of water
>}Eccles aka I thought you said you like it in the shower?
>Jester aka its water isn;t it?
Eccles aka Nominally, yes. Buts it tends to get _cold_

>}Great Cthulhu will save you.
>}(In case he gets hungry later).
>I refuse to be eaten!
Look, pal, when a 360' god with a squid for a head comes
up to you and takes a bite out of your leg, he's not going
to stop, simply because you prefer not to be eaten.
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Norway
Date: 14 Sep 92 21:39:23 GMT
Organization: Youngstown State University

In article <1992Sep12.090134.15251@DIALix.oz.au>
meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
 
>
>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM sez:
>
>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> Auto2@ (Orakel) hums along:
>>>
>>> >>Use two aliases and - GET A FREE NAKED WOMAN!!!
>>> >>Use only one and she has to keep her top on.
>>>
>>> Finally! Some Full Frontal Nudity!
>>> It's about time!!!
>>>
>>> >>With akas you get no such deal!!!   Why settle for less?  You can have
>>> >>the one that everyone's been talking about!!!!
>>> >>NO LICENSE REQUIRED FOR USE!!!!
>>> >>Edwin alias marketing genius
>>> >Hey, that's a good idea for a song...
>>> >Dummmmm didummmmm daaa.......
>>> And Now It's Time To Play "Spot the Looney"
>>>
>>> >Morten Eriksen, Norway (The biggest Monty Python fan in Norway)
>>> Jeams aka how many Monty Pything fans *are* there in Norway?
>>More to the point, how many *big* Tony M. Nyphot phans are there in Norweig?
>>(Wie not plan a holiday in Norwey this yer?)
>
>I don't care how many of 'em there are, as long as they don't try to sell me
>any birds.  Roit?
>
>>PKT aka a moose once bit my sister........
>Meetch aka Poor thing that moose!
Chris aka You think that's bad. . .I was once attacked by 6000 battery llamas!
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: squig
Date: 15 Sep 92 00:15:03 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) mysteriously reappears like she never left:

>Jester...........

>	no squig...........................SPAM

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
bloody Lisas....


>Lisa spam Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis...(wait..can I say that?)
Semaj maps No. You can't!

>"Why fall in love when there's better things to do."

>                                          Mark Mothersbaugh
"There's plane crashing down on the studio,
 but we don't mind
 We're not there"
					Robyn Hitchcock
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Appeal for sanity.
Keywords: Harpic freshmatic
Date: 11 Sep 92 00:19:31 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <gunnarh.90.716157746@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:

>In article <sprooney.716108240@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
>>Subject: Appeal for sanity.
>>Summary: Don't sleep n the subway.
>>Keywords: Harpic freshmatic
>>Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 06:57:20 GMT
>>
>> You know, there are many people in the network today who, through
>>no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some
>>of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like
>>you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help
>>these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with
>>ping-pong bal eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of
>>your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and 
>>down in a bowl of treacle going 'Squawk squawk squawk...' And then
>>you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhhh!' and then you can roll around on the
>>floor going 'pting pting pting'...
>>
>>The reverend mNISo Belling. (aka Arthur)
>>Vicar of St Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam.

>I didn't read this.

>------G
Not only did I not read this, I didn't write it, I didn't feed it,
I didn't bathe it & I didn't smell it.

James aka I did expect it, though.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: Alias
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:35:31 GMT

rohrer@utkvx1.utk.edu (Rohrer, Cheryl Diane) writes:

>In article <1685E11CB3.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes...
>>In article <1992Sep10.154920.16594@seq.uncwil.edu>
>>jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:
>> 
>>>
>>>edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:
>>>
>>>>Ok, Ok here's the best offer yet:
>>>>THE POST-LABOR DAY ALIAS SALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>>Use two aliases and - GET A FREE NAKED WOMAN!!!
>>>>Use only one and she has to keep her top on.
>>>
>>>>With akas you get no such deal!!!   Why settle for less?  You can have
>>>>the one that everyone's been talking about!!!!
>>>>NO LICENSE REQUIRED FOR USE!!!!
>>>>Edwin alias marketing genius
>>>
>>>JT aka hmmm....could you throw in a smurf????
>>>
>>Chris aka I *hate* throwing in smurfs.  It's so small the ball doesn't go
>>very far!
>yes i agree no smurfs.....i'm allergic to the little buggers!

JT aka ahh, but for the color blue....any pain may be endured!