From: bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: The Politics of USENET
Summary: Patrick worships toilets
Keywords: Biff likes spaghetti!
Date: 24 Jul 92 03:59:37 GMT
Reply-To: bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
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In article <1992Jul24.025012.17756@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>In article <6$81H9=6n8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul23.032343.7946@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (I'm too sexy for this newsgroup) writes:
>>>In article <h531Hy1nm8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>
>>>>Ahem, you are again thinking of Penn State.  Get the facts straight, Patrick.
>>>>Yes, I remember DOI, for they are headquartered here at *Penn* State.
>>>>Misinformation rages on, and Patrick is the #1 reason for it.
>>>
>>>Ah, yes...that imaginary organization of yours.  It's headquartered at
>>>PlayPenn State, just as I said.  (Thanks for making me #1 on your list, I
>>>might add.  You're finally starting to gain a little knowledge. :-)
>>
>>No, you are quite misinformed.  Obtain facts before posting, Mr. Humphrey.
>>Prove that an organization PlayPenn State exists.  You will never do it, for
>>it does not exist anywhere.  You will always be #1 on the list of spewing out
>>misinformation.
>
>Not as long as there's someone up there at PlayPenn State who insists
>there's such a thing as a "DOI", I won't be.

Yes you will be, for you are always misinformed.  Lack of communication with
DOI is the primary cause of your state of misinformation.

>(Sheesh.  Down here, if "DOI" means anything, it's the counterpart to "BOI"
>-- "Died On the Island", which goes well with "Born On the Island".  Never
>mind which island it is, either, since you're geographically illiterate.)

No, DOI is the Department of Information in all places.  Islands are quite
irrelevant to DOI.

>>>   +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 778-0311 at Genghis Khan's BBQ.
>>>                  Support term limitations for politicians:
>>>                 two terms -- one in office and one in jail.
>>
>>Support no term limitations for politicians.  Just make sure all terms are 
>>served in jail.  Perhaps you should consider becoming a politician, Patrick.
>>Especially under the 'every-term-in-jail' proposal. :-)
>
>It's your idea -- you run for office and test it out.  (Make sure it's a
>national one so I can vote for you, of course. :-)

It's my idea, and you are my test population.  I am the only eligible voter,
and I vote that you go directly to jail.  Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
It looks like you're going to be in jail for quite a while.  Congratulations,
Patrick, for it appears that this idea is a quite successful one.
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