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Date:         Thu, 9 Apr 1992 01:48:29 EDT
Reply-To:     Spiros Liolis <SGL@UTCVM.BITNET>
From:         Spiros Liolis <SGL@UTCVM.BITNET>
Subject:      karantinidhs 2

Kalhmera sas,
Kai to aksexasto mail tou Kwsta... Auto pou afhse epoxh opws to Tsiwreio
0ewrhma...Oi neoi ths listas parakalountai na to diabasoun opwsdhpote.
Aksizei to kopo kai polu malista. Ante na deite ti shmainei Karantintin...

Spiros

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Date:         Sat, 28 Oct 89 16:01:00 CST
From:         KARADININIS@SASK.BITNET
Subject:      AX TON POU STEI !!

        Teleutaia parathrw oti sto Kafeneion asxoleitai polus kosmos me
 etumologia lejewn kai onomatwn (p.x. Arximhdhs) klp klp.  Epishs exei
dhmiourgh0ei mia akomh krish sto kafeneion: "Ti einai Bwmoloxia;".
Kapoios kafenobios malista anafer0hke sth lejh "pousths" kai sto mukto
periexomeno ths enoias ths lejhs auths.  Sto parakatw shmeiwma pou
antlw ws epi to pleiston apo ton Skwlhkoeidith (Appendix) tou bibliou
"Istoria twn Apantaxou Kfeneiwn", prwt' ap' olla diafwnw me tis
prospa0eies ermnneias tou onomatos tou Arximhdh kai me thn or0ografia
ths lejhs "Pousths".  Pisteuw omws pws 0a fwtisw etsi ligaki tous
yperoxous kafetzhdes tou "Kafeneion H HELLAS" wste na mhn
ejorisoun adika twn adikwn kanena kafenobio o opoios 0a
xrhsimopoihsei th lejh "pousths" etsi anor0ografa.

Pou steis:  sun0eth lexh.  Proerxetai apo to "Pou"  pou shmainei "pou"
kai to "steis" pou einai deutero proswpo tou mellontos tou rhmatos
"Istamai".  Anaferetai sunh0ws se atoma pou den xeroun "pou stekontai".
Istorika h lejh auth sundeetai, me poion allo para ton Arximhdh:

        O Arximhdhs to onoma tou to phre epeidh ta kator0wmata tou
tou den eixan"Mhde Arxh Mhde Telos".  Etsi otn anakalupse tis troxalies
zhthse apo ton tyrano twn Surakouswn perissotero ergasthriako xwro
(Lab Space pou leme): "Dws moi Pou Stw kai tan Gan Kinhsw", feretai
na eipe o megalos Researcher ths epoxhs ekeinhs, pou shmainei: "Dws
mou meros na sta0w - ara dwsmou ena ergasthrio ths prokophs re - ki
egw 0a metakinhsw thn gh".
- Mwre ti mas les! Feretai na eipe o turanos. - An sou dwsw egw "Pou
Steis" paei o proupologismos twn Surakouswn kai fetos o Nonos ths
Mafias aujhse ta fees.
        Etsi tou kolhsan to paratsouklh tou Arximhdous: "O Pou Steis",
dhladh autos pou dev exei pou na sta0ei.  Tsantisthke omws o Arximhdhs
me thn arnhsh kai mphke sth mpaniera tou kai dhlwse oti den 0a bgei an
o turanos den tou zhthsei sugnwmh.  Mazeuthkan ap' ejw sunergeia thleo
rashs - RAI UNO, ERT1, CNN kai de sumazeuetai.  O Tyranos omws
palia politikh karabana - kai sumfwna me prosfates plhrofories kai Ninja -
den ekane pisw:
- Na deis pou 0a bgei o "Pou Steis" molis jexulisei
h mpaniera tou! Yposthrize o Tyranos.
        O Arximhdhs eplhrofeito ta nea apo thn Filipineza tou.  En tw
metaju eixe arxisei na mouliazei, eleiwse kai to sapounaki tou kai egine
molis 8cm.  To janaskeuthke to prama, sou leei thn prosoxh twn meswn
thn trabhjame as bgoume twra all' as kanoume baboura.  Petaxthke loipon
ejw gymnos fwnazontas:
"Eughka !!  Eughka !!".  O topikos omws istorikos o opoios eixe perasei
ta niata tou san drumer se mia topikh mpanta Heavy Metal eixe misokoufa0ei
kai kategrapse ekeino to "Eurhka Eurhka" pou afenos den exei kanena nohma
 af' eterou to skotwsan oi agklosajones kanontas to "You Rikah".
        O Arximhdhs omws exase edafos apo tote kai apomonw0hke se mia
bila pou eixe ejikonomisei sth zoula apo kati research grants
apo tote pou htan stis dojes tou.  Eixe xasei omws to tenure kai
den eixe oute ergasthrio oute graduate students oute tipota.
        Mia apofrada hmera omws katelaban tis Syrakouses oi Ounoi.
Enas fantaros jekopse kai lehlatouse tis paraliakes biles.
O Arximhdhd htan katw sthn paralia kai eiexe sxediasei panw sthn amo
ena Flow Chart.  Th stigmh de pou akouse
thn klagh ths palaskas tou fantarou eixe mplejei m' ena Do-Loop kai
jerontas th shmasia tou meta to fiasko tou Challenger =, htan
karga afosiwmenos se kapoio GO TO pou jexase na tou dwsei dieu0unsh.
- Mh mou tous kuklous tarate, leei xwris na gysrisei pros
ton fantaro, nomizontas pws htan o James o Battler tou
pou tou eferne Ouzaki me ta sxetika.  O fantaros twra,
htan amorfwto to paidi.  Mh koitate twra pou oi fantaroi exoun ta PHD tous
kai ta MSC tous kai einai polu "High". Ena dnmotiko eixe bgalei to paidi,
mia psilogewmetria tou Eukleidi hjere kai auto mono epipedometria.  Pou
stereometria sto dhmotiko tote.  Akouei loipon gia "kuklous" sou leei "wste
na mh sou tarajw ta tetoia sou paliogere e!" - blepete mh jerontas stereometria
mperdeue tous kuklous me tis sfaires, epishs mh jerontas topologia mperdeue tis
sfaires me ta obal sxhmata - kanei mia xrats !! kai tou pernei to kefali tou
Arximhdous.  Etsi hr0e to telos autou pou den eixe "Mhde Arxh Mhde Telos"!!
Tou meine etsi mono h "Arxh" kai to "Mhde".

        Ti mas emeine omw emas apo ton Arximhdh; To Paratsoukli tou:
"O Pou Steis".  Parakatw akolou0ei enas mikros dekalogos-an0ologio
gia tis xrhseis ths lejhs sthn neoellhnikh ka0omiloumenh twn
apantaxou kafeneiwn:

1.   Sexoualiko periexomeno: "Pou steis" einai kapoios "Pou Den
steketai swsta" sexoualika.  Epishs mporei na einai kapoios pou steketai
kala sexoualika, steketai omws dipla se gunaika pou einai poio
omorfh apo th dikia mas, tote leme: "Koita Ton Pou Stei"

2.  Mporei na exei omws kai politiko periexomeno: "Pou steis"
einai kapoios pou nai men xerei pou steketai, steketai omws se
kapoio Kwma pou den aresei se 'mas.  Otan dinoume s' auth th
lexh politiko periexomeno mporei na exei epishs meiwtiko xarakthra,
otan xrhsimopoieitai ston plh0untiko: "Pou stei Des", dhladh
upotimitika: "koita pou stekontai".   To anti0eto Kwma tote legetai
"Pou stei Kw", pou shmainei "Kwma pou den xerei pou steketai",
oi de energeies tou Kwmatos autou legontai "Pou sties" apo thn
arxaia lexh "esties" pou shmainei fwties, giati sunh0ws pagia
taktikh twn allwn kwmatwn einai na bazoun fwties sto diko mas
(mporei epishs na shmainei pws to allo Kwma 0eloume fwtia na to kapsei).

3.  Alles politikes enoies:  "Pou Sta Rio". Apo to Rio - Antirio kai
thn "zeujh" tou (pou olo legetai kai pote den ginetai).  "Pou Sta Rio"
einai autoi pou 0eloun na suzeujoun duo anti0eta Kwmata.  Etsi gia
paradeigma 0a deite sta kartoons tou Walt Disney thn frash:  " O Miku
einai Pou Sta Rio".  Enan "Pou Sta Rio" ton apokaloun epishs kai
"Flwro" 'h "Flwrakh".

4.   H idia ekfrash "Pou Stei" metaju twn Amerikano - Kafenobiwn
mporei na dhlwnei nostalgia: "Ax Ton Pou stei", pou 0elei na pei:
"Ax ton Pou Stei ton Kolombo pou anakalupse thn Amerikn kai den
stekontan o Pou steis st' augo tou;!".

5.  Polu spania (para polu spania), mporei epishs na xrhsimopoih0ei
kai san brhsia:  "Son Pou steis" pou s' eleu0erh metafrash shmainei
"Son Of A Bitch".

6.  Mia allh epishs ekfrash xrhsimopoihtai polu gia tis kairikes sun0hkes:
An kapoios rwthsei enan kafevobio an eftiaxe o kairos mporei na
parei thn apanthsh: "Sun Pou steis" pou shmainei oti exei bgei "hlios".

7.  Alles pali fores h ekfrash dhlwnei krufh epi0umia:  sthn erwthsh
"Xionizei exw;", h apanthsh tou kafevobiou mporei na einai:
"sun Pou steis"  pou shmainei oti nai men xionizei "Opou steis"
(opou ki' an sta0eis) alla polu 0a h0ele na kanei "liakada".

8.  H teleutaia auth frash xrhsimopoieitai metaforika polu suxna ap'
tous kafevobious:  Gia paradeigma, mporei na rwthsete enan kafevobio:
"Diabazeis shmera;" kai h apanthsh pou 0a parete na einai: "Sun Pou steis",
pou shmainei oti auto "pou" 0a protimouse einai na "sth0ei" exw
kai na pernei mati tis gunaikes Kryokols "pou" exoun xaplwsei ston "hlio".

9.  Mia allh polu sunh0hsmenh ekfrash dinei aplws emfash ("Too"),
'h shmainei "epishs" ("Too"):  sthn erwthsh: "Emeis pame sto kafeneio,
esu 0a meineis gia diabasma;", enas kafenobios mporei n' apanthsei:
"Too Pou stei", pou shmainei "nai, 0elw polu na er0w", 'h mporei na
shmainei: "erxomai ki' egw epishs".   H apanthsh sto idio erwthma
bebaia mporei na einai: "Ws Pou steis" pou shmainei "Ws pou na pieite
to prwto erxomai kai 'gw afou kanw sign on".

10.  H lexh einai shmantikotath kai exei sunde0ei arrhkta me megales
istorikes stigmes ths Hellas;.  Gia paradeigma, thn 28h Oktwbriou 1940,
o Metaxas, o gnwstos Brandy,  diemunhse ston tote Italo udrauliko
Mou-swlhni pou h0ele na perasei ta sunora xwris diabathrio, na
sta0ei ekei pou einai: "OXI Re Pou stei".

        Ta anwterw den htan para ena mikro deigma tou ploutou ths
glwsas twn kafeneiwn kai gi auto kafenobioi kai kafetzhdes 0a
prepei na prosexoun sth xrhsh ths.  Eidika nomizw 0a praipoi na
prwsaixoun tun wr0wgrafoia tous ke na moin airai0oizoun tous
oipwleipous mai lan0asmainais aikfrasois wpos: "Pousths".

Gia thn antigrafn,

Kwstas K.
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