HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: stank@perrault.net.com (Stan Knight)
Subject: Reasons why
Followup-To: contact me at stank@herb.net.com
Keywords: there is a god
Organization: Network Equipment Technologies
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 00:06:43 GMT



Now that the election is over and the people have spoken a few questions
have arisen about why things happened the way that they did. I have come
up with a few theorys which I have shared with the friendly Religious Right
Representive for my area to get an opposeing point of view. Here is how the
conversation went.

Me:Maybe it was because people are NOT better off then they were 4 years ago.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe it was because we now have a new world and people think we should
try to keep up with the times.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe it was because people preceive the RR to be extremist.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe it was because the people didn't want a leader who disagreed with
his party's platform.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe it was because of Danny-boy. 
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe it was because people believe that a woman should have control over
her own body.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe it was because of the $4 trillion defiect.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe it was because of the decline in our schools.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe it was because people fear a government controled by religious
leaders.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe it was because of high unemployment.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe it was because people believe that we really were leaning towards a
US vs. THEM society.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe it was because people really do believe in equal protection under
the law.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Maybe the Reps. decision to run a campaign based on emotion instead of
substance backfired.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it. 
 
Me:Maybe it was because in the last 12 years the rich have been getting richer
and the poor have been getting poorer.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.  
  
Me:Maybe it was because of Iran-Contra Gate.
RR:Nah that couldn't be it.   
   
Me:Maybe it was because of GOD's will.
RR:Nah that couldn't be---errr ahhhh no I mean ahhh errr ahhhh....

Me:Maybe it because GOD is NOT a Rep.
RR:Hey wait just a minute. Your freedom of speech only gives you the right to
talk about OTHER people's GOD--not mine...ahhh what? We're live? Well what I
meant to say was--Nah that couldn't be it.

Me:Well would you at least agree that seeing as how the Rep. party and the RR 
pretty much received a slap in the face on Tuesday, that the Demmies should at 
least now consider that the RR at the RNC were right and take the election 
results as proof positive that there REALLY is a GOD?
RR:<silence> 

Seems that wasn't much we could agree on.


Stan Knight
|"The universe tends to lean towards justice."---Martin Lurther King Jr.---|
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From: chrisl@stpaul.gov (Chris A Lyman)
Newsgroups: alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.elections
Subject: Re: Dear Republicans
Date: 4 Nov 92 20:35:11 GMT
Organization: City of Saint Paul Public Works

vsg001@acad.drake.edu (Vince)  writes:

> If you are a Dem this does not concern you.

Why post this to a public forum if you don't want Democrats to respond?

Neener.

> Dear Republicans,
>         Do not dispare, we are far too strong a party to become split, just
> because of one election. We will remain strong. We will remain in power.

Remaining in power is problematic considering that the White House and
Congress will both be controlled by Democrats.

> We will remain heard. The future of the Republican party is still very
> strong. Our party has been in power for a long time, and now its time to
> watch WHY the American people have rejected Democratic ideals.

They rejected Democratic ideals by electing Democrats.  Interesting.

> It is time to see why all other nations have rejected liberalism. Stay
> involved. Stay informed. And we will crush them in 1996!! Get behind Jack
> Kemp. After four years of President Clinton, we are going to need him.

Okay, I'll knock off with the neenering.  IMHO, if the party of Lincoln is
to prosper, moderate Republicans will have to work to reclaim their party
from the three evil P's: Pat, Pat and Phyllis.  The KneeJerkGooseStepping
RadicalRight is no more representative of the American people than the Knee
JerkBleedingHeartWimpLiberals.

Let me tell you what is happening to the Republican Party in Minnesota.  In
recent years, it has been co-opted by religious fundamentalists who brook no
dissent from _their_ party line.  The litmus test is the abortion issue: if
a prospective candidate or convention delegate does not demonstrate
sufficient fervor against abortion, the powers that be see to it that that
candidate or delegate is not endorsed.  Case in point:  Harold Stassen,
_long-_ time Republican, former governor of Minnesota AND presidential
candidate, was denied a delegate-ship to the Republican National Convention
because he happens to be pro-choice.  Due to the monoply of power wielded by
religious fundamentalists, the Republicans are losing their grip in the
suburbs, have lost their influence in big city politics and are fast becoming
the party of _rural_ Minnesota.  Unless moderate Republicans get their act
together, this could happen on the national level as well.

One more thing: as much as I reviled Reagan and Bush, I always wished them
success after their elections.  Who in their right mind would want our nation
to suffer the consequences of their failures?  I hope everyone, regardless
of political affiliation or philosophy, can wish Bill Clinton and Al Gore
success as they pick up the reins of office.

-- 
Chris Lyman  /  email: chrisl@pwcs.stpaul.gov  / standard disclaimers
 "Republicans run on a platform that government is bad.  And when we
           elect them, they prove it!" -- Phil Harbison
From: sunder@grusin.crhc.uiuc.edu (Srinivas Sunder)
Newsgroups: alt.politics.bush
Subject: Re: Dilemma in Republican (Toga) Party
Date: 10 Nov 1992 16:44:01 GMT
Organization: Center for Reliable and High-Performance Computing, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: grusin.crhc.uiuc.edu

In article <6851@news.duke.edu>, eyc@acpub.duke.edu (EMIL CHUCK) writes:

[...]

|> The Right Wing will not be weakened as a force in the Republican Party
|> as long as moderates seem to be losing control. Moderates like Gov. Pete
|> Wilson in California and Gov. Thompson (?) of Illinois must succeed in
                            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Gov. Jim Edgar (R), please. Old Jim Thompson is still around, but Edgar is our
Gov. now, and according to the latest poll conducted by WCIA-Champaign, he
has an approval rating of 61%, despite a lot of painful budget-slashing.


-- 
Srinivas Sunder                                         sunder@crhc.uiuc.edu

If my employer shares these views, I'd be most surprised.
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From: roby@chopin.udel.edu (Scott W Roby)
Subject: Re: As the sun sinks slowly in the west
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 00:16:31 GMT

In article <adams.720914090@spssig> adams@spss.com (Steve Adams) writes:
>jmk@cbnews.cb.att.com (joseph.m.knapp) writes:
>
>>Exit polling shows that over 50% of voters are excited about the prospect
>>of a Clinton presidency. This includes 20% of Bush voters (source: USA
>>Today 11/4). Give it up. Sixty percent of voters said that whatever
>>Bush was doing, please stop it. We will, and that is Clinton's mandate.
>
>And 60% said either Bush or Perot is better than Clinton.  No mandate.

THE issue was the economy (based on watching C-SPAN call-ins, mostly).

Bush 	campaigned for 		trickle-down economics.
Perot 	campaigned againt 	trickle-down economics.
Clinton campaigned against 	trickle-down economics.

Bush got 39% of the popular vote.  The rest of the vote is a clear 
mandate to END trickle-down economics.



-- 
Scott W. Roby           *This sentence no verb.*      "No Matter where you go..
Phys.& Astr.Dept.    ///// / /  /  *|*  \  \ \ \\\\\      there you are!"
Univ.of Delaware    ((((( ( (  (  * + *  )  ) ) )))))   -> Buckaroo Banzai
roby@brahms.udel.edu \\\\\ \ \  \  *|*  /  / / /////   *Standard Disclaimer*
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From: young@ssdd475a.erim.org (Peter Young)
Subject: Re: Mr. Waffle King (the Dodger)
In-reply-to: greg@gallifrey.ucs.uoknor.edu's message of Tue, 10 Nov 1992 18:10:11 GMT
Organization: Environmental Research Institute of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan
	<1992Nov9.143640.10283@constellation.ecn.uoknor.edu>
	<YOUNG.92Nov10103441@ssdd475a.erim.org>
	<BxIIH1.J98@constellation.ecn.uoknor.edu>
Date: 11 Nov 92 13:23:33

In article <BxIIH1.J98@constellation.ecn.uoknor.edu> greg@gallifrey.ucs.uoknor.edu (Greg Trotter) writes:

>   A sincere tax break on dividends is always a good idea. But a healthy,
>   trading stock market also helps.

Ok, now I still need some clarification.  (By the way, I don't think
you answered either of my earlier questions, but that can wait.)

A healthy, trading stock market only provides investment to businesses
that are issuing new stocks.  The stock markets in this country are
overwhelmingly trading in previously issued stocks.  The trading
provides absolutely nothing to the issuer.  Where does the investment
in anything productive come from?  Recall that most jobs are provided
by small companies, almost none of which issue stock.  A healthy
market may provide a paltry few jobs for traders but nothing that will
give the US economy or the manufacturing base any help in competing
with the global market.

Have we moved up to Lesson 2 yet?

Peter

--
Peter Young
young@erim.org
Newsgroups: alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: dbrooks@osf.org (David Brooks)
Subject: Re: Net Shills for Bush-Quayle: Caught Ya, Guys
Organization: Open Software Foundation
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 17:58:02 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.171657.227@hsh.com>, paul@hsh.com writes:
|> Would you care to
|> pretend to some objectivity and decry the second indictment of Weinberger, just
|> four days before the election, using old, stale, and dredged-up materiel?

I hate to bother you with facts, but the investigation was running on a
detailed timetable set by the courts.  According to this, the second
Weinberger indictment had to be announced by October 31.  The Prosecutor,
Walsh or whoever, asked for a delay and the court denied it.

|> oh, but 
|> of course, 'character is not an issue.'
|> What I find repugnant is this smug air of moral sanctimony.  

Indeed.  I refuse to speculate on the motivations for asking for the
indictment to be delayed until two weeks after the election.
-- 
David Brooks					dbrooks@osf.org
Open Software Foundation			uunet!osf.org!dbrooks
Allberall und ewig blauen licht die Fernen!  Ewig... ewig... earwig... O!
Newsgroups: alt.religion.all-worlds
From: thud@silver.lcs.mit.edu (Ted Thibodeau Jr)
Subject: Green Egg
Organization: MIT Laboratory for Computer Science
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 23:47:18 GMT


Yes, Virginia, the Church of All Worlds does exist, and they
do publish a magazine titled _Green_Egg_ (also HAM -- a kids
magic-zine), among other things.

They are based in Ukiah, California. Their address is
PO Box 1542, Ukiah, CA  95482-1542.

There is no FAQ for this group, as traffic has been too low
to work up enough FAQ's for a whole article devoted to them.

Blessed Be & Never Thirst

Zamel

-- 
   Ted Thibodeau, Jr    a/k/a    Thud, Fyodor Ilyich Lobachevsky, Zamel
       61 Marion Street       Medford, MA  02155        617-395-9915
** Crash & Burn for Democracy! ** A Pan of Fudge in Every Fridge, and a **
*** Yerazunis for President! **** Net Connection in Every Living Room!! **
Newsgroups: alt.religion.all-worlds
From: rcribb@alfred.carleton.ca (Robert cribb)
Subject: Mormonism
Keywords: Mormon, conversion, defection, committment
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 23:27:46 GMT

Carleton University (Ottawa, Canada) graduate student in journalism
writing thesis on the basis of acceptance or rejection of the Mormon
message and its impact in modern society.
Anyone willing to speak on-the-record about reasons for joining,
leaving, remaining faithful, losing faith, etc. and/or the impact of
the Mormon message in your life, please contact me (Robb Cribb) via
e-mail. 

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: Re: Bill Clinton and UFOs?
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:10:42 GMT

cc203@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (David R. Stepien) writes:
>Perhaps we can come to some concensus on a reasonable way to approach this
>administration concerning secret UFO information.  Some sort of request
>would need to be formulated, and an appropriate channel for delivering
>this request identified.
>[..]
>Next we would need to identify and recruit a very respectable spokesman
>who could approach the government with our request.  If the person was
>well known enough, we might be able to generate some media coverage, which
>might put a little pressure on the government to repond.
>

Leader Kibo, Spokesman of Earth?

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From: boesch@cs.washington.edu (Eric Boesch)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: night watchman, Seattle sewer system
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 04:54:11 GMT

mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>That does it. Time for the proper Phased Soviet Bloc Language Followup [tm].
>
>"U maya coboka yest bolshie tihkvii, a vasha politoora umerenniye sumasshedshii
>kotorii hochat krevyetku!"

How can we expect the Foreigners to learn to talk when the Americans forget?

Foreigners speak Foreign because they quite rightly lack
self-confidence and don't want to expose their little ideas to
devastating American criticism.  But we are Americans -- God's people.
They are raw material, we are the complete recipe:

3 Parts Race No. 1
2 Parts Race No. 2
2 Parts Race No. 3
1 Part ea. of Races No. 4-12
1 cup flour

As God-fearing Americans, it is our duty to exude self-confidence in
little puddles at our feet and to avoid mumbling and perverse abuse of
the God-fearing alphabet.  There Are Some Phonemes Man Was Not Meant
To Know.

(Plus a few typefaces that tend to cannibalism.  The Russian military
still possesses typefaces so depraved that a single leaflet could wipe
clean every page in the Library of Congress in minutes.  God's
Unlimited Warranty On Creation, written in hundred-foot flaming
letters over a few square miles of Siberia, vanished when communists,
fearing they would be recalled and fixed, dropped a 9 pt. letter 'e'
right in the middle of it.  35% of all blown television picture tubes
result from the random appearance of a malignant typeface inside
television "snow".)

P.S.  As an American, it is your right that The True Meaning of "Race
No. 1" is what best fits you personally.  As an American, it is your
right to be genetically and in all ways superior to all other
Americans.

YOU
 ^
 |
US(A)
 ^
 |
THEM

Fig. 1.  The Evolution of Mankind
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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,rec.arts.startrek.tech,alt.sci.physics.new-theories
Subject: What You Can Learn From Star Trek.  Estimated Retail Value $15.
Date: 12 Nov 92 04:45:43 GMT
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston

[]
	Now that I've seen the "Star Trek Federation Science"
hands-on exhibit and the "Star Trek Orion Rendezvous" planetarium shows
(developed by the Oregon Museum of Science & Industry, currently at
Boston's Museum of Science), here's what I learned.  Save fifteen bucks
by reading Usenet!

1)  Matter is green, antimatter is red.  Protons are over an inch across.

2)  The props and costumes look really fake and/or cheesy close-up.
20th century footwear is still in use 400 years from now.

3)  All the science on "Star Trek" is real.

4)  A writer named William Shakespeare once wrote a play called "MacBeth".

5)  Antibodies make noises like "PRONGGGGG!" when they are ejected by the
foot-wide plastic virus growing out of the examining table.

6)  The Federation has replaced Usenet with Newsnet.

7)  William Shatner is sucking in his gut in most still photos.  He
appears to be an elf, because in one badly-doctored composite photo he
has incredibly pointy feet.

8)  Electron microscopes make "vwooooooooop!" noises as they enlarge
salt, which is composed entirely of green sodium atoms.

9)  People in blue or black shirts suffer horrible mutilation when the
Transporter beams them into a simulated virtual reality environment.

10) Being on the moon is like being in a La-Z-Boy chair with casters,
 on a slope.

It's a marvelous way to enlighten kids that science is wayyyy cooool 'cause
everything in Star Trek is really, really factual.  Basically, if you
understand science, you're not going to learn anything new.  If you
don't already have a good grasp of it, the random mix of 'real' and
'fake' science will just confuse you as to the nature of reality...

							-- K.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: jpierce@wam.umd.edu (Euphrasie)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 22:22:09 GMT

>All I have to say to THAT is "Il neige des pommes de terre dans ma salle
>de bain."

It snows potatoes in your bathroom?

Euphrasie

-- 
 Mon prince est en chemin deja      \ _____       ___  |
 Je ne sais pas comme il sera      /  |     |   | |  \ |--\ |/\ /-\ /-- o /-\
 Mais je sais qu'il viendra demain, \ |---  |   | |--/ |  | |   /-| \-\ | |-/
 Mon prince est deja en chemin.    /  |____ |___| |    |  | |   \_| --/ | \--
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.politics.kibo
From: sherman@sylmar.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: The New Kibo Drinking Game.
Organization: The Island of Misfit Toys
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 02:01:45 GMT

In article <Bx6Gy0.DDA@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com writes:
>[]
>
>Drink a can of Dr. Pepper whenever you spot any of these:
>
>Kibo mentions Schenectady

kssssshhh.... *chug*

>Kibo refers to himself in third person

kssssshhh.... *chug*

>Kibo wins an election or poll

whew, I couldn't have taken three.  *uuuuuurp*

Here are some more band names for whoever wanted some, inspired
by two Dr. Peppers and the caffeine therein:

Dot and the Matricks
Simply Gurn
Leap Second
We Hate Judd Hirsch
Baked, not Fried
the Ulaan Baator Marching and Chowder Society (tubmacs to their friends)
The Great Crow-dini
Armphy Chrispy (I don't know what this means, but it's written on a rock
 on Rt. 1)
Fartly Nudes (ditto, written in concrete near my apartment)
ASCII Jockeys
Agent Q (obscure Get Smart reference)
the Spatula Patrol
Don't Slam the Dartboard (another Get Smart reference)
Who the...?
Not the Craw, the Craw (yet another Get Smart reference)
Psychotic Opie Lookalikes Support Group
the Get Smart References
Ovyy Furezna and the X-vobs
Those Noisy Fellows


--
  Bill Sherman      S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n     sherman@math.ucla.edu
   For every year you live in California, you lose a point from your IQ.
          -Truman Capote
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: lindsay@green.cs.wisc.edu (Joe Lindsay)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: U of Wisconsin Madison - Computer Sciences
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 05:17:01 GMT

mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:

>In article <ringo.721013015@craft.camp.clarkson.edu> ringo@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Ringo) writes:
>>mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>All I have to say is "O Seigneur, s'il y a un Seigneur, sauvez mon ame, si 
>>>j'ai une ame."
>>
>>All I have to say to THAT is "Il neige des pommes de terre dans ma salle
>>de bain."

>That does it. Time for the proper Phased Soviet Bloc Language Followup [tm].

>"U maya coboka yest bolshie tihkvii, a vasha politoora umerenniye sumasshedshii
>kotorii hochat krevyetku!"

Nan to moosareruka?
-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.politics.kibo
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: The New Kibo Drinking Game.
In-reply-to: sherman@sylmar.math.ucla.edu's message of Thu, 5 Nov 92 02:01:45 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 19:47:56 EST

In article <1992Nov5.020145.25358@math.ucla.edu> sherman@sylmar.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:

>Agent Q (obscure Get Smart reference)
>Don't Slam the Dartboard (another Get Smart reference)
>Not the Craw, the Craw (yet another Get Smart reference)

So why not:
Raise the Cone of Silence

or possibly:
My Father's Name Was Hymie

--
- Rich Holmes
"In general, the dance music of P.D.Q. Bach -- although we have no
 documentary evidence of this -- suggests that one of his legs was
 shorter than the other." -- Prof. Peter Schickele
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: OOPS
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 22:25:23 GMT

In article <1992Nov13.140804.11880@bsu-ucs> 00skolis@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>WHAT TYPE OF EXPERIENCE DO YOU HAVE WITH OBJECT ORIENTED PROGRAMMING?
>HAVE YOU DONE ANY PROGRAMMING IN C++ OR MADE USE OF ITS APPLICATION?
>WHAT DO YOU LIKE (DISLIKE) ABOUT IT?

BIFF!!@@!@!@!!@

I didn't know there was a C++ compiler for the Vic-20.

mdw
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From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,misc.test,alt.test,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 00:54:16 GMT

In article <Nov07.035736.46578@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> wildgose@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Timothy Ostrom) writes:
>You guys are a bunch of fags
>
>Grow up
>



Hey Tim, are you really retarded, or do you just act that way on the net?
You know, if you pull your head out of your ass, you just may be O.K.  

Hope this helps.

Ta-ta for now,
M
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: What makes a Bozo alarm go off
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 7 Nov 92 00:08:37 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>(I won't admit liking Biffo Script, though.  I'm not that bozotic.)

How dare you impugn Biffo Script!  It's my favorite kind of pastry!
-- 
Matt McIrvin
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: ivey@nmt.edu (Hurkamur Platterflutterski)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: New Mexico Tech
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 00:41:35 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.215050.10760@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:

>All I have to say is "O Seigneur, s'il y a un Seigneur, sauvez mon ame, si 
>j'ai une ame."
>

J'aime un poisson, avec beacoup de fromage, sur un baton, vers l'haut ton
fesse.

-tyt
Body like a sewing kit, sex drive like a cauliflower.