HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: u2103420@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: A few questions
Date: 17 Aug 92 12:12:58 +1000
Organization: University of New South Wales

Why is the sky blue?
Why are the trees purple?
Why is the grass orange?
Why are those men in white coats running towards me?
How many angels can dance on the head of a beer?
Are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?
How long is a piece of string?
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
  When he's underwater does he get wet, or does the water get him instead?

==> GARF.
		"What's that blue thing doing here?"
						    - TMBG
From: richv@rigel.cs.pdx.edu (RichardD Vanderwal)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Coat Hangers
Summary: In which we find Luke & his friends eating treacle sandwiches
Keywords: frump hangar coat Zarniwoop
Date: 17 Aug 92 16:47:31 GMT

I recently read a document about (womp) the evolution cyle of coat-hangers
 (womp) and I believe all you high-falutin' researchers with your high energy
sock-disintegration sensor thingies are all just a washed up whatchamacallit.

Any fool knows that all you have to do to witness where wire coat-hangers reallycome from is visit your local bike shop.  That's where embryonic paper clips
grow up into full-grown bicycles, coat-hangers being an intermediary stage in
the process.  I once read a story about a man who was found strangled to death
in his closet after saying something particularly nasty about a bicycle.  I  
believe it won a Hugo some years back. (womp)


						----->Rich

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"We're going to do a remake of that Jungle Book movie thing, and this time
 the spaceship scene is gonna be REALLY big!"
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.humor
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Theres a little guy in there
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 22:44:41 GMT

donny@cbnewsb.cb.att.com (donald.yerger) writes:
: 
: Disclaimer: The opinions in this article are my own and you can`t have
: them.  These opinions do not represent the opinions of any organization,
: any group of individuals, or any other individual besides myself.  Ofcourse,
: I may let anyone have these opinions if they pay me enough.
: 
: I must commend the posters of this newsgroup.  The contents of this newsgroup 
: are truly applicable to the intended subject.  This newsgroup, unlinke other
: newsgroups like rec.humor, stick to the basic intended idea of the intended
: subject matter intended by the creator of the intented newsgroup.  Yes I 
: must proffess and hope that I have made myself clear (as ofcourse I
: intended too) that alt.anal.retentive is truly a newsgroup within the well
: defined boundaries of the intended subject matter of the subscirbed 
: newsgroup.
: 
: 
: HEY! this isnt alt.anal.retentive, its alt.stupidity.  Oh well,
: I guess I can still leave it here with a clear conscience.

Anal retentive rot13'd is Nany ergragvir.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Tom Tom Club:Boom Boom Chi Boom Boom
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dos105@rsphy2.anu.edu.au (Darren O'Shaughnessy)
Subject: Not TMBG (4)
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Organization: Australian National University
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 09:53:58 GMT


Every day, I get up and pray to John
And he increases the number of car parts (?) I can earn.

Everybody's coming home for lunch these days.
Last night there were skinheads on my lawn.

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling.
Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling.

Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes
  (refrain:)
 got big lanes!
 got big lanes!
Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same
 look the same!
 look the same!
There's not a line here that rhymes with anything
 anything!
 anything!
Had a dream last night but I forget what it was
 what it was!
 what it was!

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling.
Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling.

Had a dream last night about you my friend
Had a dream - I wanted to sleep next to plastic
Had a dream - I wanted to lick your knees
Had a dream - it was about nothing

Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling.
Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling.


        Signed,
                Pat Rourke (you may not have heard of me)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.humor
From: razorbone@uiuc.edu (Mark Notarus)
Subject: Re: Theres a little guy in there
Keywords: dopple hoopskirts espectoring paternalizing boobrest
Reply-To: razorbone@uiuc.edu (Mark Notarus)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 21:45:54 GMT

donny@cbnewsb.cb.att.com (donald.yerger) writes:
}I must commend the posters of this newsgroup.  The contents of this newsgroup 
}are truly applicable to the intended subject.  This newsgroup, unlinke other
 
 
 Cascades are hardly stupid. Dumb DNE stupid.

 Stupid is ren and stimpy.
 Stupid is mashing potatoes into your face because you'vehad a bad day.

 Dumb is a Cascade, the fourty-eighth time.
 Dumb is a guy sitting at a corner waiting for everyone to pass 'cause he
	is afraid to drive.
 
 See the difference?

Maybe not.
 
 Stupid is me posting on this subject.
 
mark
-- 
These are my opinions. These are only my opinions. If this had been a real
honest-to-george CCSO opinion, it would have had someone else's name on it.
From: guddt@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (David Bennett)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Really, Really Dumb
Date: 23 Aug 92 05:34:33 GMT
Organization: University of Western Australia

ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:
>	No, it is not the right newgroup to share it with.
>	The right newsgroup to share it with would be
>	alt.womble.chestnut.notlob.tango

No!  Its alt.womble.blue.and.green.and.not.puce

David.
[DDT] Pink fish forever.
-- 
  David Bennett,  guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au | University Computer Club
     Where Pink fish swim backwards.    | c/o Guild of Undergraduates
These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.  Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Another question
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 22:41:08 GMT

galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt) writes:
: In article <1992Aug17.121443.2910@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au>, u2103420@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au writes:
: >Oh, and one more question I have been asking anyone I come across for the last
: >five years or so...
: >
: >How to they get the M's on M&M's????
: 
: And did you know that "M&M" is a palindrome?

Did you know that "M&M" rot13'd is "Z&Z"?

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Tom Tom Club:Boom Boom Chi Boom Boom
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: s7536057@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Richard Resnick)
Subject: Re: Really, Really Dumb
Keywords: dumb, stupid, stoopid
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 19:20:40 GMT

The keyword here is DUMB. very very very DUMB. Stooooopid, if you ask me.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: guddt@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (David Bennett)
Subject: Re: Good question
Organization: University of Western Australia
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 18:57:42 GMT

aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:

>guddt@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (David Bennett) writes:
[Yummy songs eaten (enlightening) mostly to obscure the article]

Hot Cha where are you?
Everybodys eyes are closed
I can't see why I miss you so.

First time hot cha went away
A floating island was his home
Then the phone rang off the hook
And hot cha had to come back home.

Hot Cha where are you?
Everybodys eyes are closed
I can't see why I miss you so.

Second time hot cha went away
Left the bath tub running
Stero on and cooking bacon
never came back to tell us why.

Hot Cha where are you?
Everybodys eyes are closed
I can't see why I miss you so.

If that honey would come back
we would throw such a party
Drink and cook for the pridgal son
Fondue for everybody.

Bonus song, Minimun wage.

Minimun Wage! (whip crack).

David.
[DDT] Pink fish forever.

PS Extra bonus song,

Gun shots!
Pistol shots!
Bullets from a revolver
Bullets from a gun
Bullets through the atmosphere,
Whoaa here they come.
God I have been bad
And they are comeing after me
Done someone wrong and I fear that it was me.
Saphire bullets, bullets of pure love.

(For my womble, in ireland.  Who doesnt read this group :)
-- 
  David Bennett,  guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au | University Computer Club
     Where Pink fish swim backwards.    | c/o Guild of Undergraduates
These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.  Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dos105@rsphy2.anu.edu.au (Darren O'Shaughnessy)
Subject: Not TMBG (3)
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Organization: Australian National University
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 09:48:01 GMT


I'm alternating between heavy and light,
 between meaning and nonsense,
 and having a drink.

I have counted all the lines on the road
 between here and Los Angeles
 they pass straight below.

And I am dreaming of a light
 and it comes from your head.
'Cos you move just like you're a train,
 not like a car -
NO! - it'd never be the same.

And the light from your eyes is like
 the light from a cake.

I was thinking of a cake,
 to lift off this burden, lighten this weight.

One sweet little cake
 furbishes (?) round the head of a pin.
We are sleeping like angels
 and living like devils again.

And I am waiting for the heaviness in the air to break
 and reveal some small irrelevant truth.

'Cos we move like we are suspended in never

And the light from your eyes spills like the moon.


        Signed,
                Pat Rourke (you may not have heard of me)
From: richv@rigel.cs.pdx.edu (RichardD Vanderwal)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Office of Student Affairs
Keywords: guh guh
Date: 20 Aug 92 21:59:03 GMT

Sample of Office of Student Affairs Conversation:

"OK, put 'er on the board --- Guh Guh GOD when are we gonna have the
cermony?  How have you been to remain on terms, then?  Right, we'll
develop an official term for him.  Good! Buh!"

					---->Two noses, AKA Richv!
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jethro@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mary Ellen Paul)
Subject: Re: Another question
Keywords: birdie dirt
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 04:26:47 GMT

A bird pooped on my venetian blinds--why doesn't anyone feel
   /\                                sorry for me? 
  /||\
/  ||  \
   ||
Not "Wendy"!  Plastic cardinals can't poop!  You iddiott!
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.humor
From: donny@cbnewsb.cb.att.com (donald.yerger)
Subject: Theres a little guy in there
Keywords: dopple hoopskirts espectoring paternalizing boobrest
Organization: AT&T
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 03:57:23 GMT


Disclaimer: The opinions in this article are my own and you can`t have
them.  These opinions do not represent the opinions of any organization,
any group of individuals, or any other individual besides myself.  Ofcourse,
I may let anyone have these opinions if they pay me enough.

I must commend the posters of this newsgroup.  The contents of this newsgroup 
are truly applicable to the intended subject.  This newsgroup, unlinke other
newsgroups like rec.humor, stick to the basic intended idea of the intended
subject matter intended by the creator of the intented newsgroup.  Yes I 
must proffess and hope that I have made myself clear (as ofcourse I
intended too) that alt.anal.retentive is truly a newsgroup within the well
defined boundaries of the intended subject matter of the subscirbed 
newsgroup.


HEY! this isnt alt.anal.retentive, its alt.stupidity.  Oh well,
I guess I can still leave it here with a clear conscience.

***************************************************************************
*          * REN: Stimpy, sometimes your wealth of ignorance astounds me. * 
* Don Hoek * STIMPY: Daaa.  They don`t call me stupid for nothing.        *
***************************************************************************

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: kmjoffe@acs.ucalgary.ca (Kenneth M. Joffe)
Subject: Coffee
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 06:01:29 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

You know, I might not be the best bike rider in the world, but
tonight, while I was here at school with my girlfriend, she made
some raspberry choclate coffee, and actually mixed it with
regular coffee.  Is there any organization out there that deals
with this type of terrorism???  On a related topic, is there
anyone else out there that knows how I can eliminate that guy who
hosts those 30 minute commercials for a)reading faster  b)math
c)that silver stud machine thing that beutifies your clothes.  I
hope you in the states have seen these commercials and will do
your utmost to crank this guy in the head for me.  In closing, I
think that it would truly be neato if when you write someone on
the net, their face actually appears on the screen so that you
can smell their breath.
From: pfox@sdf.lonestar.org (David M. Cawthon)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Another question
Date: 20 Aug 92 21:19:10 GMT
Organization: sdf Public Access UNIX, Dallas--unrestricted free shell access

In article <1992Aug18.224108.27606@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt) writes:
>: In article <1992Aug17.121443.2910@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au>, u2103420@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au writes:
>: >Oh, and one more question I have been asking anyone I come across for the last
>: >five years or so...
>: >
>: >How to they get the M's on M&M's????
>: 
>: And did you know that "M&M" is a palindrome?
>
>Did you know that "M&M" rot13'd is "Z&Z"?

Well!  Did you know that if you rot13 "M&M" twice, you get M&M again!  Cosmic,
eh?

PiF

>---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
From: ttasset@vax1.umkc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: A few questions
Date: 20 Aug 92 01:33:55 GMT
Organization: University of Missouri - Kansas City

In article <1992Aug18.164230.2920@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au>, u2103420@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au writes:
> In article <djr.19.0@vthnw.cvm.msu.edu>, djr@vthnw.cvm.msu.edu (Dan Redder) writes:
>>>Why is the sky blue?
>> 	it just is, now go to sleep.
>>>Why are the trees purple?
>> 	go sleep.
>>>Why is the grass orange?
>> 	why won't you go to sleep?
>>>Why are those men in white coats running towards me?
>> 	they're coming to help you go to sleep.
>>>How many angels can dance on the head of a beer?
>> 	if you count them, you'll go to sleep faster.
>>>Are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?
>> 	they're just pinholes, now go to sleep.
>>>How long is a piece of string?
>> 	about this long, see?  It's time to sleep. 
>>>Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
>> 	who?  Oh.  A speck.  Specks will help you sleep.
>>>  When he's underwater does he get wet, or does the water get him instead?
>> 	the water gets him wet if he falls asleep.  But you won't.  I'm
>> 	here to protect you!
> 
> Umm...why do you want me to go to sleep?
> 
> Oh, and how do they get the stripes in Triple Stripe Toothpaste?
> And why?
> And what makes Sparkle toothpaste sparkle?
> And if it's glitter, wouldn't that really (expletive) up your teeth?
> 
> ==> GARF.
> 


I don't get it.

	-Tom-
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Another question
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 14:57:44 GMT

>>Oh, and one more question I have been asking anyone I come across for the last
>>five years or so...
>>
>>How to they get the M's on M&M's????
>
>Now, what I want to know is why they put W's on about half of the M&M's...

Hey. How do they get them peanuts inside without breakin' that hard
shell?

-- 
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com	.sig by Generic Labels
(Put irritating title here)		(Put phone # here.)
(Put obnoxious quote here. Please make it as long as possible.)
From: Virginia.A.Reed@dartmouth.edu (Virginia A. Reed)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: REALLY STUPID STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 13 Aug 92 19:17:49 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH


    Upon entering the lavoratory, I noticed a small blue object in the
corner. With further inspection I realized that I never should have
left English with a request to exercise my toilet training skills.
I scream in terror.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHH!!!!!!!"
                                 But nay.
No help shall comfort my relentless struggle with myself. I know I have
gone insane before, because Elvis told me so. 
    His hair was falling out at a furious rate. So I gave him a hat,
but he said, "Hey, it don't matter, you've gone crazy."

    I rub my pet belt sander on my shoulder, and realize it isn't even
my pet.

                                  IT IS SATAN.

Elvis is back...
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: guddt@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (David Bennett)
Subject: Re: Good question
Organization: University of Western Australia
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 12:27:04 GMT

dos105@rsphy2.anu.edu.au (Darren O'Shaughnessy) writes:

>		A woman came up to me and said,
>		  "I'd like to poison your mind,
>			  With wrong ideas that appeal to you,
>     Though I am not unkind."
>		I looked at her, she looked at something written across my scalp.
>		And these are the words it faintly said as I tried to call for help...

>		"I was here but now I am not"

>		(OK, so I've mixed by TMBG)


"(She Was A) Hotel Detective" by They might be giants
She's got her ear to the walls and she's tappin' the calls
If you've got a secret, boy, forget about it, 'cause she's a
Hotel Detective
Why don't you check her out
Well the bellhop if funky
The dumbwaiter's a monkey
If there's a knock on the door, boy, forget about it, 'cause she's a 
Hotel Detective
She says she likes my face
She says she owns the place
Forget about it, 'cause she's a 
Hotel Detective
Come on and swing with me
From the top of a tree
And make me feel like a bee
That's where I want to know you
-- 
  David Bennett,  guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au | University Computer Club
     Where Pink fish swim backwards.    | c/o Guild of Undergraduates
These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.  Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Re: how stupid can you get?
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 20:34:49 GMT

<In article <1992Aug20.044645.8838@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:

<well?

	I read and post to this group of which I am a princling,
	my deemble farthings dwamble and that in graduate school,
	no less.

	So there.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Really, Really Dumb
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 22:46:41 GMT

s7536057@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Richard Resnick) writes:
: Just saw this .signature, and thought that this would be the right newsgroup
: to share it with:
: 
: "Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas."
: 
: Enjoy.

Banana rot13'd is Onanan.  Which means that Bananas are impure, for they suffer
from the sin of Onan.

Death to bananas!

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Tom Tom Club:Boom Boom Chi Boom Boom
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: how stupid can you get?
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 04:46:45 GMT

well?
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Subject: Re: Another question
Date: 17 Aug 92 02:28:27 MDT
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Reply-To: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

In article <1992Aug17.121443.2910@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au>, u2103420@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au writes:
>Oh, and one more question I have been asking anyone I come across for the last
>five years or so...
>
>How to they get the M's on M&M's????

Now, what I want to know is why they put W's on about half of the M&M's...
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Good question
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 17:43:36 GMT

guddt@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (David Bennett) writes:
: dos105@rsphy2.anu.edu.au (Darren O'Shaughnessy) writes:
: 
: >		A woman came up to me and said,
: >		  "I'd like to poison your mind,
: >			  With wrong ideas that appeal to you,
: >     Though I am not unkind."
: >		I looked at her, she looked at something written across my scalp.
: >		And these are the words it faintly said as I tried to call for help...
: 
: >		"I was here but now I am not"
: 
: >		(OK, so I've mixed by TMBG)
: 
: 
: "(She Was A) Hotel Detective" by They might be giants
: She's got her ear to the walls and she's tappin' the calls
: If you've got a secret, boy, forget about it, 'cause she's a
: Hotel Detective
: Why don't you check her out
: Well the bellhop if funky
: The dumbwaiter's a monkey
: If there's a knock on the door, boy, forget about it, 'cause she's a 
: Hotel Detective
: She says she likes my face
: She says she owns the place
: Forget about it, 'cause she's a 
: Hotel Detective
: Come on and swing with me
: From the top of a tree
: And make me feel like a bee
: That's where I want to know you

"Birdhouse In Your Soul"

I'm your little friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing
 friend, but really I'm not actually your friend but I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a story to tell
From my electrical well
It's a simple message and I'm leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is Blue Canary, one word spelt L-I-T-E

Bluebird of friendliness...<I don't know the next part>

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

There's a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Who stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck-free
Though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts

My love is infinite
Like the London symphonite...<something>

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

While you're at it, leave the nightlite on inside the birdhouse in your soul

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--The Iron Man Soundtrack
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
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