HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cheung@strider.hw.stratus.com
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
Subject: One Joke A Day, No More Girls Say No Way
Keywords: Love. Love? It should be L_ve.
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:13:36 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.


	        Funky Cheung's Lessons on Love

Funky Cheung loathes anything that has to do with a four letter 
word transmitted in public, be it speech, song, poem, or discussion.  
Funky Cheung thinks it is the most private and supreme matter 
that shall be kept close to the heart but far from the street.

Funky Cheung also learned a few good lessons from his beloved and revered
teacher by the name Dr. Murphy.


  1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is 
     to leave her with no hard feelings.

  2. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the 
     same ones she can't stand years later.

  3. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot 
     of frogs.

  4. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

  5. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the 
     women he couldn't.

  6. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

  7. Ugly women don't exist. There is only too little wine sometimes.


Funky Cheung has a positive attitude to the THING that breaks 
the most hearts.


Cheung's Funky Shop, Inc.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
From: rchoy@clarify.com (Raymond Choy)
Subject: Re: Help! 3 lhDr(s) (Dr. Dog's View)
Organization: Clarify, San Jose
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 17:40:59 GMT

In article <9228715.25501@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> william@acci.com.au (Baby Elvis) writes:
>
>|> >Your wires are twisted a bit("Chi Sin") I'm afraid, so go see the doctor, too,
>|> >won't you? Hmhmhmhm :-D
>|> oOOhhhh...!!!!!  Wwahhhh...i can go to see "doctor"- Miss HK doctor in HKUST!
>|> thanks for your reminder!  yeahhhh!!! go now...fly...fly ....flyyyyyy!!!!
>					 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>	**  Hang on!
>	    I only know that pigs could fly(:-D), but dogs....?? 
>


How about SuperDog and How Tin Huin? BTW, did pigs fly faster than dogs?

-Raymond Choy-




Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong,soc.culture.china,soc.culture.taiwan
From: shl1@crux2.cit.cornell.edu (Steven Lee)
Subject: Re: Weekly Love Story -- No. 1
Organization: Cornell Information Technologies
Date: 15 Oct 92 22:21:28 GMT

ericlaw@vax.muskingum.edu (Eric Law, Geology Department) writes:

>In article <1992Oct15.023944.20114@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au>, mkwan@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Michael C. KWAN) writes:
>> 
>> 	Let's call the guy #A, his girlfriend #B and #C the girl whom he
>> did not start anything with but loves.  

>	** #A and #B are in deep love or are married.
>	   #B is satisfied (at least for that moment)
>	   #A obvious is not or not quite or not as #B is.

>	   This is one of the difference between a man and a woman.

>	   As far as what would #A do to #C would have little meaning
>	   to distinguish a man from a woman.

Are you suggesting POLYGAMY????

If so, I really feel sorry for your wife....

                                                    --Steve
From: ctyau@cucs11.cs.cuhk.hk (Yau Chor Tung)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
Subject: Re: Thank God!!! It happened this way!!!
Date: 16 Oct 92 03:13:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: cucs5.1992Oct16.031305.4210
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, The Chinese U. of Hong Kong

stevew@helios.unl.edu (Steve Wu) writes:

>  However, if the shooter's gun had not jammed, I won't know and dare
>not to  know what could happen. Since one of our friend was in that
                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>class.

>  Thank God!!! It happened this way!!!

You are not a very nice person.  Would you thank God also if none of
your friends were in that class?
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
From: ins903u@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (***RAYSON WONG**)
Subject: Re: Wanted:Comments on New CD
Organization: Monash University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 11:44:14 GMT

A few of my friends hesitated at buying Haken's new album as they thought
that the cover was ugly. They probably did not want to ruin their "nice and
pretty" CD collections buy putting it next to album covers like Sandy Lam
and Sally Yip....Is it THAT BAD! ??? I don't know that is why I am asking
you guys for an opinion. His last album cover wasn't that spectacular, but
the songs very pretty good inside!

	Also the cover of Sandy Lam's new album is very good. ie packaged
in box and pretty little booklet as well! Can't wait to get it!!
	Sa Yo Na Ra! (not the song!)

Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
From: mkwan@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Michael C. KWAN)
Subject: Re: Search a way to give birth to a son?
Keywords: method, son
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 05:12:49 GMT

In article <2328@cix.cict.fr>, wu@uranus.cerfacs.fr (Wangnan Wu) writes:
>
>Hi,
>I'm just thirty-two years old and I had five daughters. I am
>eager for method to give birth to a son! Do you know any method?
>
>I'm looking forward to hearing from you!
>
>Wangnan WU

	What a funny request !  Well, I heard someone said that sex of
unborn child may be related to the eating habits of parent.  If a couple
are desiring a boy, they should try eat more hot (Chilli) foods, if they
want a girl, vegatables would be more appropriate.  Of course, it must
be performed before pregnancy.  Don't flame me, it is not my opinion.
	
	By the way, it is really a matter to chase a boy ?


	Good luck.

						Michael KWAN
						mkwan@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
From: mkwan@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Michael C. KWAN)
Subject: ILHC News 1 -- 15/10/92 
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 03:48:22 GMT

    *   *                                                        *   *
   * *.* *                                                      * *.* *
   *     *            International Lonely Hearts Club          *     *
    *   *             ================================           *   *
     ***                                                          ***
                         Club News 1 -- 15/10/92
                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Establishment :
---------------
	International Lonely Hearts Club is offically established at 15/10/92
today.
	ILHC is the unification of former New 3 Lonely Hearts Club and
4 individual Drs.

Host :
------
	There are 7 hosts in the Club, they are comming from 4 different
places:-

		Australia
		^^^^^^^^^
	Dr. Chibi, Dr. Sleeping Beauty, Dr. Mike

		Canada
		^^^^^^
	Dr. Lemon

		Hong Kong
		^^^^^^^^^
	Dr. Dog

		USA
		^^^
	Dr. Billy-B, Dr. Feelgood

Aim :
-----
	The purpose for ILHC is mainly for helping people to solve their love
affairs, of course we will also help you in family, studying and personal 
events.

Weelky Love Story :
-------------------
	It is the reader subscribed story, and it will be posted every Thurday.
Therefore, please give us some supports and send your stories today.


Club News :
-----------
	It is the offical news for ILHC, and it will be posted every Thurday.
It will record our new activitie and achievements.

Q & A (Love Clinic) :
---------------------
	It is the section to help Lonely Hearts to solve their problems, so
send your queuies now.  There were already a lot of people to be helped.  Please
send your problems to us, any of us, but don't post it to news group directly, 
or you can even talk to us privately.

	We are ready to help you !
_____________________________________________________________________________
Dr. Mike                                    Dr. Feelgood
mkwan@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au              stu_wclau@vax1.acs.jmu.edu
Dr. Sleeping Beauty                         Dr. Chilly-B
shsieh@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au             bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu
Dr. Chibi                                   Dr. Dog 
u1040448@arch.unsw.edu.au                   bi_kin@stu.ust.hk
Dr. Lemon
scheng@unixg.ubc.ca
                                         
   Dr.       Dr.       Dr.       Dr.       Dr.       Dr.        Dr.
Chilly-B     Dog    Feelgood    Chibi     Mike      Lemon   Sleeping Beauty
  *   *     *   *     *   *     *   *     *   *     *   *     *   *
 * *.* *   * *.* *   * *.* *   * *.* *   * *.* *   * *.* *   * *.* *
 *     *   *     *   *     *   *     *   *     *   *     *   *     *      
  *   *     *   *     *   *     *   *     *   *     *   *     *   *   
   ***       ***       ***       ***       ***       ***       ***
               
                   International Lonely Hearts Club
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
From: tlai@csri.toronto.edu (Tony Fu-Keung Lai)
Subject: HK political groups
Organization: CSRI, University of Toronto
Date: 14 Oct 92 19:36:11 GMT

Hi,

I want to start a discussion on Hong Kong political issues (hope
it won't bore anyone), since most of us are from Hong Kong and 
this is particularly important to those who stay in Hong Kong 
even after 1997.

Right now, Hong Kong has many political groups being set up in 
these years. My first question is: which political group do you 
support? What do you think about the altitudes of each of them?
What do you expect to "see" in the Hong Kong politics' future?

To me, I support "Cooperative" (Kai Luen). I think that they
are more realistic. Hong Kong United Democrats almost does everything
to have a greater democracy. But I doubt that Hong Kong people
easily adjust to this sudden democratic jump. Also, it is a 
matter whether Hong Kong people really care about all political 
stuff (for the time being). I am not saying that greater democracy 
is not good. It is just that it should not go too fast.
Moreover, this big democratic jump may have adverse effects (e.g.
introducing political instability) which will do nothing but harm
to the Hong Kong's prosperity.

I agree that greater democracy avoids much of China's disturbance
to HK. But we, Hong Kong people, should be more realistic. We
should have to know how big our stomach is when we have a buffet
with an infinite supply of food. 

Indeed, Chris Patten's recent report is a little bit "over".

Comments?

Tony
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
From: pkk36438@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Polygon)
Subject: Re: ooOO dOG AND GOd OOoo
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 03:51:08 GMT
Keywords: dog god

bi_kin@uxmail.ust.hk (HoiFung JACK @>-`) writes:

>			IS THE GOD ALMIGHTY?
>			^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>	** DOG'S THEOREM:  	The God is not all-powerful **

>Proof:
>	Assume the God is all-powerful.
>	Thus, the God has the power to do anything
>	=> the God has the power to create a mass which HE cannot lift
>	   up
>	=> the God cannot lift up a mass
>	=> the God is not all-powerful

>		!!!!CONTRADICTION!!!!
                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>	=> Completed the proof of DOG'S THEOREM by contrapositivity.

>    @@@@  WELCOME ANY DOGS PLACING DOG'S COMMENTS ON DOG'S THEORM  @@@@


>         ****   Next Attraction:	Is Dog the God?  :)   ****

>						ooOO dOG AND GOd OOoo

>  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 
>  * *  DR. DOG                                HoiFung JACK -'<@   * *
>  * *                               Email:  bi_kin@uxmail.ust.hk  * *
>  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


		N o   C o n t r a d i c t i o n  !

	People "can" only live in a world that is comprehensible.  On the
other hand, God, by definition, is almighty.  There is no contradiction in
assuming that God can disobey logic.  Instead of arguing about logic in
God, I would rather focus on the axiom of choice and argue that the
definition of God can be changed freely-- therefore no definite God exists.

						Peter, UIUC

 
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
From: rchoy@clarify.com (Raymond Choy)
Subject: Re: Help! 3 lonely heart Dr(s)
Organization: Clarify, San Jose
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 16:47:48 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.235532.4380@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> cfs2b@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (Chun Fai Szeto) writes:
>	To all known to be Dr. in 3 lonely heart club, I need your 
>analysis on the case regarding to one of my best friend:
>
>	My friend (let's call him Peter) is going to be a fourth year 
>student and the girl (call her F.S.)  is 3rd-year student and I think
>her personlity of F.S. is pity agressive (I mean she welcomes all boys 
>dating her) and is also active in any activity.  On ther other hand, 
>Peter is honor student and gives other people have a feeling that he
>is reputable and frank.  F.S. had already known Peter for a long time 
>since they were in the same department.  But you know, they are just a 
>friend of "saying Hi" so.
>  
>	Peter started being attracted by her on last semester.
>And he tried to ask for a lunch or dinner with her, but he didn't have
>a chance because of the end of semester.  On the other hand, F.S. always
>has a guy (call him P.K) go with her ,such as dance partner, dining
>with F.S.. So what does Peter need to do in order to possess F.S.'s love?
>
>	 Dr(s). of 3LHC, finding any clue?
>
>

Go ahead and make the DATE!!

My recommendation:
Get to know the person better first and don't try to put too much ahead. 
Talk to the girl in all different aspect, such as her interest, her
view of love (is it what we call Tam Ching Suet Oi :-)??), her hobbies etc.
and think of whether you can accommodate her personality. Communication 
is the best way to create/maintain a relationship. 


-Raymond Choy (A part time doctor who is also a patient as well :-))



Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
From: tychan@unccsun.uncc.edu (Tik Yuen Chan)
Subject: Call for e-mail addresses of QES old boys/girls 4th post
Organization: University of NC at Charlotte
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 23:32:38 GMT

I am working on a e-mail list of Q.E.S. old boys and old girls.
I sincerely ask helps from everyone of you who support this project.
I need to get as many e-mail addresses as possible. I will post the
list to the soc.culture.hongkong news group at least once a month.
Also, I will send the compiled list to every participated old boy/girl
of our school. Please help to speed up the process. Again, I will need
everyone of you help and please send addresses of every Alumni you know,
and F.A. are need. The list will group into different F.A. years.

Every thanks to you.

yours sincerely,
Chan Tik Yuen 90FA

e-mail: tychan@mosaic.uncc.edu
        tychan@unccsun.uncc.edu

Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
From: william@natimuk.acci.com.au (William Lo)
Subject: Re: Help! 3 lhDr(s) (Dr. Dog's View)
Organization: IBM Australia/ACCI 
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 08:34:05 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.065124.25165@uxmail.ust.hk> bi_kin@uxmail.ust.hk (HoiFung JACK @>-`) writes:
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>		Three Lonely Hearts Arcade  @>-`-,-
>#############################################################################
>First of all, let me introduce myself to all netters, I am one of the Three
>Lonely Hearts in this Arcade.  My name is Ugly Dog.  Everyone can call me
>Dr. Dog (or Lonely Dog or Wandering Dog) here.  Curious of my name?  There is

	I just call this dog guy dog, coz he's  very "dog"!

>nothing make you so fussy if you know I am studying in Hong Kong University 
>of Science and Technology. As I mentioned early in this newsgroup, everyone
>here in UST have become dogs due to the delicious food in the Student Canteen.
	
	Dr. Leung? - One of the 3 *genuine* 3LHC hosts? Coz Ngai Tsang(the
	other host) often called the Leung guy a dog...hmhmhm :-)
 
>Another stuff is that except Billy and me, who is the third Heart ?
>Anyone can answer me?!

	Yes yes yes, hey, here I am, this's Dr Lo whom you might've known
	already... Call me Bill or William or Billy or Elvie(preferred) or
	whatever whatever...
 
>
>Okay, let us turn to our first client, Ah Fai, 's question.
>******************************************************************
>In article <1b04r6INN6i2@agate.berkeley.edu> bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu (Billy H. Chan) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct7.235532.4380@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> 
>>cfs2b@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (Chun Fai Szeto) writes:

[...Stuff(our scenario, I assume you've read it guys) deleted(so)...]

>
>Thanks for Dr. Billy's view.
>But from Dog's view, there is no doubt that Peter's situation is much
>inferior to P.K. (P.K. Tsai?) 's.  So it is completely foolish to date F.S.
>out to dinner.  IMO, I would rather date P.K. out and have a good dinner
>with candle lights with him. (don't frighten, not GAY!)  Under this inferior
>circumstance, Peter should change his attention to P.K. and be a "dead gang"
>with him and then ......hahhahaahah.....PRY LONG FOOT. (Dr. Dog do stress
>that this is DOG'S METHODOLOGY.)  
>

Thanks for Dr Dog's dog view.
   
And please go get some better food to eat... Recommended: POLO(Cantonese)
or PAL(tm)!
Your wires are twisted a bit("Chi Sin") I'm afraid, so go see the doctor, too,
won't you? Hmhmhmhm :-D

---Cheers,
	Bill
<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>
<> Baby Elvis                  ) "I don't know anything     <>
<> William W. Lo              (   about music. In my line   <> 
<> william@natimuk.acci.com.au )  you don't have to."       <>
<>^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v(                             <>
<> Welcome to William's World! )         : Elvis Presley    <>
<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>*O*<>
 
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
From: fyhwong@athena.mit.edu (Francis Y Wong)
Subject: Re: Exotic Cars
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 16:13:53 GMT

In article <s907459.718966753@minyos.xx.rmit.OZ.AU>, s907459@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Ka Wo Anthony Liu) writes:
|> cosc180f@rosie.uh.edu (92F06810) writes:
|> 
|> >	Let's start a topic about exotic CARS!  Any MAN who knows about cars, 
|> > owns an exotic car, seen exotic cars, please contribute your experience.  I  
|> > used to have a CRX HF.  Of course it is nothing like a Ferrari, but with a 
|> > 1500 c.c engine, it could go over 105 mph.
|> >	What are you driving there?  3000GT twin turbo? 300zx?  RX 7 twin turbo?
|> > OR a Ferrari?  
|> 
|>   Nissan Skyline GTR beats all of the above. (including twin-turbo RX7)
     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That's why it's my dream car. But the Nissan in US is not importing it just to
prevent competition with the 300Z and 240SX.

|>   Believe me, no one drive a Ferrari like Don Johnson in Miami Vice. There
|>   was a scene when he engage in a gun fight and he took the White Tesserosa
|>   as cover. "No scratch!?!" he said.  In Australia, customed V8 Ford and
|>   Holden Commordore are hot here.  The Cosworth Sierra used to top the 
|>   race track until the Skyline GTR come along.  The SSS group A Holden

It also beats down a lot of BMW M3's.

Francis Wong

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Plan: get a Skyline GT-R, fix it to meet all the US legislation and ship it here.
Mom, could you sell your house so that I'll have money to do that?
From: anthony@cs.uq.oz.au (Anthony Lee)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
Subject: Re: HK political groups
Date: 17 Oct 92 02:20:44 GMT
Reply-To: anthony@cs.uq.oz.au

In <1992Oct14.153611.8299@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu> tlai@csri.toronto.edu (Tony Fu-Keung Lai) writes:

>I want to start a discussion on Hong Kong political issues (hope
>it won't bore anyone), since most of us are from Hong Kong and 

I agree, let's have some discussion other this "love" business.
I unsubscribed to this group because of all these "love" rubbish.

:To me, I support "Cooperative" (Kai Luen). I think that they
:are more realistic. Hong Kong United Democrats almost does everything
:to have a greater democracy. But I doubt that Hong Kong people
:easily adjust to this sudden democratic jump. Also, it is a 

I don't agree here.  Hong Kong people are probably one of the best
educated people in the world.  What makes you think that HK people
cannot adjust ?  What's wrong with democracy ?  Do you know what the
word means ?  It means ruled by the people, what other forms of
government would you like ?

:matter whether Hong Kong people really care about all political 
:stuff (for the time being). I am not saying that greater democracy 
:is not good. It is just that it should not go too fast.

My goodness !  Going to fast ???  We have been a British colony
for greater than 100 years.  Even Britain had democracy longer than
this.  When would you like to have democracy, another couple of
centuries ?

:Moreover, this big democratic jump may have adverse effects (e.g.
:introducing political instability) which will do nothing but harm
:to the Hong Kong's prosperity.

Having a democractic government, and not a government that rules
by the barrel of a gun is what is going to give us stability.

:I agree that greater democracy avoids much of China's disturbance
:to HK. But we, Hong Kong people, should be more realistic. We
:should have to know how big our stomach is when we have a buffet
:with an infinite supply of food. 

Be realistic for how long ?  Right now it might be prosperous,
but when the hard times come we need a government that is elected
by the people because that will be the only government that would
care about the people

:Indeed, Chris Patten's recent report is a little bit "over".

You have got to be kidding.  With David Wilson we won't going to
get anywhere.  At least now we have a better chance.  If a democratic
government is in place that it will be harder to pull down.

--
Anthony Lee (Time Lord Doctor) (These are my opinions !)
email: anthony@cs.uq.oz.au	voice:+(61)-7-3651204 FAX:+(61)-7-3651999
SNAIL: Department Computer Science, The University of Queensland, 
       St Lucia, Qld 4072, Australia
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
From: yyeung@cory.berkeley.edu (Yat-Chi Yeung)
Subject: HK High School CS syllabus
Originator: yyeung@cory.Berkeley.EDU
Organization: University of California, at Berkeley
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 07:57:55 GMT


Howdy,

	I am just curious what HK students get to learn from their so-called 
"Computer Studies" classes nowadays.  I remember back in 1987 my high school 
taught basics, which "might" be quite useful now, huh?!   ;-)

	Have they switched to anything like Pascal or C?  Or are they still
teaching basics?  Also, in general, what kind of hardware and equipments 
do they have?

	Just wondering...

-- 
    Yat-Chi Yeung             
    yyeung@cory.berkeley.edu
    "Naaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  Is this my signature?!"
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong