From: nabeel@sce.carleton.ca (Bulbul)
Subject: Fair is fair: Jordan
Summary: Jordan Elite and Beards International
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 20:58:16 GMT

   One of the most infamous Jordanian scandals is the Raheejeh
Scandal which every Jordanian knows. This scandal involved many
Jordanian ministers and VIPs and nothing could be legally held
against the Elite as usual. This scandal involved a connection
where they deflowered Jordan University girls and sent them to
Britain to be 'reflowered.'
   Comments: This scandal makes the Jordanian Elite stand side by
side with the Saudi Elite, but as usual most Saudis do not know
that some Brits make a living from reflowering Saudi 'virgins.'
In fact, the competition among the Arab Elite made Jordan pay
high because its resources (if any) can not support such 
behaviour of the high class unlike the case in SA.

   Now look at Beards International Jordan! I will tell only one
beardtime story. There was this Islamist member of Parliament 
whose name is Muhammad Alawneh. A few years back, he was a 
religious guy leading prayers and Friday speeches. Once he was 
addressing the Friday prayers while the king was in SA making the 
minor pilgrimage (Omra), Alawneh said, he is spinning around the 
Kaaba while his blood is uncleaner than pigs' -- meaning the 
king. Later he was elected as an Islamist Deputy and then later 
became the minister of Agriculture -- he has nothing to do with
agriculture or anything else for that matter. He spent his time
with short-skirted Queen Noor touring chicken ranches and he
became a docile cat. Typical of Beards International!

   A friend's wife had a miscarriage and went to a hospital. She
cried in pain, the humanitarian doctor shouted, "Shut up or I
will ram my shoe down your throat."
   Another friend of mine had a hernia surgery. The let them
stay only one night in hospital and expelled him so that his
medical insurance won't have to pay for his stay in hospital.

   Those stories are endless. Those doctors are not high class.
If they went to any other government establishment they would
be also treated like dirt; this is the Jordanian public. I do
not even think such disgrace happens in the uncivilized states
of the Gulf. That shows how much more uncivilized we are.

   In Jordan, if your father is/was not a minister and your
grandfather did not help Britain conquer the Muslim Empire and
enslave Jordanians, you will be treated as an average
citizen -- like dirt!
   Most Arab countries fought Britain or France, Jordan is the
only Arab country (that I know) which did not fight for freedom 
but fought alongside colonisation. It runs in the blood, "yobeh!"

   "Wa maa 'obarri'o nafsee inna nnafsa la'ammuuraton bissoo'i
illaa maa ra*hima rabbee, 'inna rabbee *gufooron ra*heem." 12:53.

** -  'Ana mowaa*tin.
   -  (*Tezz.)
   -  'Allee *tezz!!!???
                          -- From Duraid Lahham's Kasak Ya Watan
** - Hal 'araak? Fee ^olaak?
     Tablo*go ssimaak, tablo*go ssimaak
     Maw*tinee, maw*tinee?
   - *Tab^an laa wlaah! 'Ablo*go ssimaak a^mil shoo bhalbard
     wallaa biddak yaani y*seebni mozannaab?
   - !!!???

** Bulbul -- A Jordanian on the Loose
   "A *haraamon ^alaa balaabilihi ddaw*ho
      *halaalon li*ttayri min kolli jinsee?"
                                -- Ahmad Shawqi

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