HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (It's not what you got, it's what you give)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Summary: 
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 11 Nov 92 01:36:46 GMT

In article <BxIwzp.Lts@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jason Balicki (KodaK))         writes...
>In article <1992Nov10.191451.26760@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
>>In article <BxC0u8.LCE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jason Balicki (KodaK)) writes:
>>>Matthew Crosby writes:
>>>>Geoff Green writes:
>>>>>Matthew B. M. Gibson (gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
>>>>>: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
>>>>>: >brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>>>>: >>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>>>>>: >>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>>>: >>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>>>>>: >>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>>>: >>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>>>: >>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>>>: >>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>>>>: >>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>>>>: >>It's a rambling serenade!
>>>>>: >How is it made?
>>>>>: Well, you could use a blade.
>>>>>Or a spade :)
>>>>I wish this moronic thing would fade!
>>>But it's good for the economic diaper trade!
>>You're just wishin' you could get laid.
>Hey!  I'm married, I've got it made!
So am I. Want to trade? 
> 
>--Jason Balicki
>kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cs401017@scs.carleton.ca (tonis kasvand)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 19:00:46 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.105310.1@vms.ocom.okstate.edu> chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu writes:
>In article <1dpffpINN5r4@network.ucsd.edu>, carllr@sluggo.sdsc.edu (Rich Carll) writes:
>> 
>> 
>> Any one got an acrnym for ACURA ??
>
>Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
>
 Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents


--
   Tonis Kasvand Jr.
   

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle)
Subject: Re: LOOKING FOR REN & STIMPY COMIC #1???
Keywords: R & S #1 still available!!!
Organization: Johns Hopkins University
Date: 10 Nov 92 21:14:09 GMT

jdrapa@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (VOTE STIMPY!!!!!!) writes:

>I've got a few copies of Ren & Stimpy Marvel Comic #1 that
>I'm willing to sell to some true Ren & Stimpy fans.  

>They are brand new, in original factory cellophane.

>If you're interested, please E-mail me at

>   jdrapa@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu

>   with the price you'll pay per copy and how many copies
>   you want, and I'll get back to you.

O.K.  Here's Five Bucks.  I'll Take The Whole Bunch.

>   Thanks!

You're welcome!

>   I' am Ole, he is Sven...I' am Ole, he is Sven...I' am Ole, he is Sven...
>   ************************************************************************
>   Z
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Monday, 9 Nov 1992 12:38:56 EST
From: LARRY WAXLER <LARRYW@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject:    Adam & Eve

After God created Eve, Adam looked at her and asked God,
 "Why did you make her so beautiful?"
"So that you would like her" responded God.
"And why did you make her so shapely?" asked Adam.
Again God answered "So that you would like her."
Finally Adam asks "But why did you make her so dumb?"
"So she would like you" replied God.
From: lozinski@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (David Lozinski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Wanted....answering machine messages
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:59:57 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

At our dorm here at Va. Tech, the answering messages we used to have were:

" [dorm name] mortuary services. You stab'em and we bag'em. We're probably busy
cutting somebody up right now, so if you'll leave your number, we'll try to get
back to you. "

Anyway, i liked it. Another one said,

"The number you have reached has been disconnected."

It sounded really cool in the calm tone of voice, just like the real thing.

"Roadkill cafe, may I take your order?" was a favorite used quite often.

And finally, one of our friends had the following

"I can't talk to you now. I'm in bed with your sister!"



-lozinski@csugrad.cs.vt.edu
"If I wanted to listen to an ASSHOLE, I would've farted!"
From: tommac@novavax.UUCP (Dr. Thomas W. MacFarland)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Burma Shave
Date: 6 Nov 92 23:33:43 GMT
Reply-To: tommac@novavax.UUCP (Dr. Thomas W. MacFarland)
Organization: Nova University, Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Beneath this world 
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin!

BURMA SHAVE

enjoy

Imagine ... good advertising and good Lutheran theology.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: RE: JOKES WANTED
From: mccann@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Date: 5 Nov 92 13:47:54 -0600
Organization: Mankato State University

Received: from Sun.COM by VAX1.Mankato.MSUS.EDU (PMDF #12258) id
 <01GQSM7H5834003I2L@VAX1.Mankato.MSUS.EDU>; Thu, 5 Nov 1992 13:44 CST
Received: from EBay.Sun.COM (female.EBay.Sun.COM) by Sun.COM (4.1/SMI-4.1) id
 AA28827; Thu, 5 Nov 92 11:44:17 PST
Received: from casanova.EBay.Sun.COM by EBay.Sun.COM (4.1/SMI-4.1) id AA12784;
 Thu, 5 Nov 92 11:44:15 PST
Received: by casanova.EBay.Sun.COM (4.1/SMI-4.1) id AA12646; Thu,
 5 Nov 92 11:41:49 PST
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 11:41:49 PST
From: venus@casanova.EBay.Sun.COM (Venus Nguyen)
Subject: Ant & Elephant Joke
To: MCCANN@VAX1.Mankato.MSUS.EDU
Cc: venus@casanova.EBay.Sun.COM
Message-id: <9211051941.AA12646@casanova.EBay.Sun.COM>



An ant was wandering in the forest when he came across an elephant 
crying in pain.  He asked "What's the matter?"
The elephant replied "There's a thorn stuck in my foot"
The ant pulled and pulled on the thorn and it finally came off.
The elephant was filled with joy and said "I'm so greatful, if there's         ever anything I can do for you just let me now."
The ant said "Well, I haven't had much luck with miss ants lately, and..."
The elephant without a word let the ant climbed up her tail and into her
asshole.  Mean while, there's a monkey sitting on the coconut tree above
them whatching all this.  He was jumping up and down and laughing so hard
a coconut fell and hit the elephant on the head.  She yelled out "OUCH!!"
The ant then said "YEAH BITCH, LET IT ALL OUT!"


Thanks
Venus
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: halsema@harbor.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave Halsema)
Subject: Excerpt from a Redd Foxx special
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: 11 Nov 92 05:02:16 GMT


Here's a piece that shows off Foxx's great "song-writing" talent.
---------

"I'll have you know it's my own composition. It's a love song soon to be 
recorded by Frank Sinatra.  It's called 'I love you darling if you never
have any cashmoney in your pocketbook during your entire life in this world
. . . but I won't be with you darling if you never have any cashmoney in
your pocketbook during your entire life in this world or anywhere else
you might go with nothing, because I don't need nobody to help me do bad,
I can starve to death by myself, sweetheart, so try and forget me and always
remember that I love you more than any woman I've every known in my life,
because that night I went over to your house and got drunk and fell out
on the couch and went to sleep, you didn't mess with none of that money
that was left in my wallet because you must have known deep down in your 
heart, if I'd came to and found some of my hard-earned money gone, I'd have
went home and got a two-by-four I'd been soaking in motor oil since 1939,
and I'd have came back searching for you -- if I'd have found you anywhere
on earth with any portion of my money in your bag, I'd have took my greasy
two-by-four, knowing that it wouldn't break, bend, or splinter, and try to 
cave your skull in with it' blues.  BB King might do it too."

					--Redd Foxx, HBO, 1970-something
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jason Balicki (KodaK))
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 06:03:43 GMT

Matthew Crosby writes:
>Geoff Green writes:
>>Matthew B. M. Gibson (gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
>>: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
>>: >brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>: >>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>>: >>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>: >>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>>: >>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>: >>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>: >>>>>lines over and over again?
>>: >>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>: >>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>: >>It's a rambling serenade!
>>: >How is it made?
>>: Well, you could use a blade.
>>Or a spade :)
>I wish this moronic thing would fade!
But it's good for the economic diaper trade!


--Jason Balicki
kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
From: kusling@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Blonde Joke Request
Date: 12 Nov 92 23:21:09 GMT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

Hello Everybody-

I need your help.  Surely SOMEBODY saved all the blonde jokes when they 
appeared a while back.   Please please please mail 'em to me.

Thanks
-- 
Lorri Sloane              Computer Operations Group
                          New Mexico State U. - SH184    E11D Vista del Monte
LSLOANE@NMSU.EDU          Las Cruces, NM  88003          Las Cruces, NM  88001
                          (505) 646-6248                 (505) 526-1192
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: Pekka and Toivonen ride again
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 16:50:35 GMT

     Toivo and Pekka were hanging around the outhouse
in the back of Toivo's home in northern Michigan.  Toivo
was playing with the change in his pocket.  By accident
he dropped a quarter into the toilet.  Immediately he
threw down a twenty dollar bill into the depths of the
outhouse!

said Pekka:  "What did you do that for?"
said Toivo:  "You didn't think I was going to go down
              there for a quarter, did you???"

-Mark
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dsblack@iastate.edu (Vilkata TDK)
Subject: Re: Wet Dream Song
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 17:55:07 GMT

In <1992Nov10.022144.6266@gw.wmich.edu> 738mathers@gw.wmich.edu writes:

>Does anybody have the song "Wet Dream"?
>It is all about fish...

>Something to the effect of 
>"Having a Wet Dream
> Cruising down the Gulf Stream.."

Yeah, but I don't like it.  It's funny, but I don't think it makes a very good
song.  Anyway,...

I got it on a two-CD set called DR. DEMENTO 20th Anniversary Collection at a
Musicland in Des Moines (Iowa) for about $30.  I don't think they have them at
all Musicalands, but at least you can order it there.
It's on Disc One, track 6, and it's by Kip Addotta; he did it in 1984.
-- 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|    V I L K A T A     T . D . K .         ------dsblack@iastate.edu------    |
|         If you know what my name refers to, email me!  I forgot!            |
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rjwade@rainbow.ecn.purdue.edu (Robert J. Wade)
Subject: Re: ASCII pics wanted
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 20:32:38 GMT

In article <yr3plh=@lynx.unm.edu> mulberry@triton.unm.edu () writes:
>
>Does anybody have any ASCII pics of Christmas scenes and/or
>Thanksgiving scenes they wish to share with me?
>
>Thanks.
>
>| Bill  (mulberry@triton.unm.edu)   || The secret of the greatest    |

hahahahaha, whew...that's a good one.....

Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.misc
From: wand@dec5120z.ccs.northeastern.edu (Mitchell Wand)
Subject: Re: Kirk's Middle Name -- now it CAN be told!
Organization: College of Computer Science, Northeastern University
	<EJH.92Nov5140102@khonshu.colorado.edu>
	<1992Nov5.223002.11669@u.washington.edu>
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 02:01:22 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.223002.11669@u.washington.edu>
kruegek@hardy.u.washington.edu (Kirby Krueger) writes:

   In article <EJH.92Nov5140102@khonshu.colorado.edu> ejh@khonshu.colorado.edu (Edward J. Hartnett) writes:
   >In article <1992Nov5.160711.4584@bradford.ac.uk> D.G.Legros@bradford.ac.uk (DG LEGROS) writes:
   >
   >   It is official, I can't remember where I heard it, but James T. Kirk's
   >   middle name is TIBERIUS
   >
   >
   >   DOM - D.G.Legros@uk.ac.bradford
   >
   >Really, I heard it stood for Terry. I think I saw that in one of the
   >episodes. Does anyone out there know what the T stands for? I think
   >it's Terry.
   >--
   >Edward Hartnett			ejh@khonshu.colorado.edu


   No, I just got off the phone with my buddy  Gene Roddenberry, and he told
   me the T stood for Trigger, as an obscure reference to what you fire a gun
   with.  The networks couldn't allow this blatent a reference to obvious
   violence, though, and it got shortened to just T.  Later, they told him
   not to use the original meaning, and dubbed in Tiberious everywhere there
   was a Trigger.  The networks then erased all memory of the original word
   from all cast and crew members of TOS, using the Transporter Technology
   we all know and love.  Of course, Gene's memory was triggered by remembering
   that Trigger was the name of a cat in the holodeck in a dream sequence of
   his, and the game was up.  The networks, unfortunately were forced to pull
   the plug on old Gene.  Now the truth can be told at last.  Hey, what are you
   guys doing in here?  No, this isn't anything, just, uh, line noise. Put the
   gun down, please! Oh no, I've been shot... Ahhhh....

Umm, you must have REALLY good Internet connections; Roddenberry died a few
months ago...

--
Mitchell Wand
College of Computer Science, Northeastern University
360 Huntington Avenue #161CN, Boston, MA 02115     Phone: (617) 437 2072
Internet: wand@flora.ccs.northeastern.edu          Fax:   (617) 437 5121
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: ricker@garfield.catt.ncsu.edu (Patrick Lyerly)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 18:55:50 GMT

bh419@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ted B Samsel) writes:


>NOVA-- (No Va in Spanish , It doesn't run)
>-- 
>Ted....

Or more technically...

NOVA   No Va,  No go!

RicKeR
From: stoll@louise.hq.af.mil (Robert Stoll)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 9 Nov 92 17:29:26 GMT

Here's another one:

FORD - Fuckin' Old Rececled Dodge
From: cowan@cerianthus.pinetree.org (Darin Cowan - root)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED:women's pay sig
Date: Thu, 05 Nov 92 12:45:01 GMT
Organization: The Aquarium, Ottawa, Ontario

dsblack@iastate.edu (Vilkata TDK) writes:

> I recently saw (I believe it was this newsgroup) a signature that said
> something to the effect of, "If women only get paid 59 cents to every dollar
> a man makes for the same amount of work, how can any business compete
> effectively by hiring men?"  I've looked back at the old articles, but I can'
> find it anywhere.  Whoever is the owner of this sig, could you please email
> me with the quote, author (I remember you gave credit to someone for saying 
> it), and any other info?  I'm doing a report for Englisho on sexism, and I 
> thought it would be useful.
> 

That statistic is deceptive.  They count the millions of women in low-paying
jobs that are female dominated (like secretarial, and clerical) and use it as
a basis for the statistic.

Anyone who has been in the business world has seen that, for the most part,
a woman and a man with similar titles, experience, and responsibility get
paid about the same (not always true, but it is in general).

The problem is that too many women still grow up and WANT to be secretaries etc.
If the supply of secretaries was reduced because women grew up to be doctors,
lawyers, engineers, etc, secretarial wages would increase correspondingly.  To
change how women think, you have to work on them as girls in public school.
From: handle@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Robert Handleton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: I don't get 10/28 Far Side
Date: 9 Nov 92 17:56:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: oasys.27333
Reply-To: handle@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Robert Handleton)
Organization: Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD

You guys are making me feel old.  So old that I fear that not only am
I the only one who has any recollection of the source of the Broca's
Brain joke, but I've forgotten some details as well.  I hope I'm set
straight by somebody who still has all their faculties.

Broca's Brain was the title of a book written by, I believe, Carl Sagan,
about, uh, the brain.  Probably detailing Broca's work.

I thought that Far Side was a scream!  Oh well, it just goes to show
you, uh, somethin'.

Later, maybe, don't hold your breath...

Bob
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dchatham@utkvx2.utk.edu (Chatham, Doug)
Subject: Semi-serious comment on Election
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: clinton landslide gore 2000
Organization: University of Tennessee Computing Center
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 15:20:00 GMT


Don't you find it incredible that Clinton has a "landslide" with a
whopping 43% of the popular vote?

Sincerely,
Doug Chatham

Campaign Slogan for Election 2000: Four Gore Years! [:-}]
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: It all makes sense now...
From: DAVIS@licre.dn.mu.oz.au
Date: 10 Nov 92 11:04:46 AET
Organization: Ludwig Institute for Cancer Research

Is it just my imagination, or does Bill Clinton look and sound just a 
little bit too much like Elvis for it to be a coincidence?
 
 
Ian Davis                              DAVIS@licr.dn.mu.oz.au
 
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade,alt.best.of.internet
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: MS found in a mailbox
Date: 12 Nov 92 20:46:41 GMT
Reply-To: terjej@edb.tih.no
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)


Two Norwegians were walking about town when they saw a newspaper with 
the front page headline which read:

Swede wanted for rape.

Upon reading this one of the Norwegians replied:

Those Swedes get all the good jobs.



-- 
    -m----- Robert G. Cain		|
   --mm---- Pyramid Technology Corp	| bcain@pyrhard2.eng.pyramid.com
  ---mmm--- 3860 N. First St.		| pyramid!pyrhard2|bcain
 ----mmmm-- San Jose, CA 95134		| Tel:(408) 428-7259


-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Mommy Mommy
From: crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu
Date: 6 Nov 92 11:34:55 -0500
Organization: Miami University Academic Computer Service"

I need mommy_mommy jokes.

 I can only think of one:

 Kid: Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going in circles?
 Mommy: shut-up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor, too!

--

 What you observe to actually happen, was actually made up
 your benefit - unknown.

*--------------------------------------------------------------------*
                                           
*-------*  What Rolls down stairs,              
|     S |  Alone or in pairs,             
| R   T |  Rolls over your neighbors dog? 
| E & I | 
| N   M |  What fits on your back and is great for a snack?
|     P |
|     Y |  It's log, log, log!
*-------*                                         Chad "Ren" Wilson

*--------------------------------------------------------------------*
From: bobby@dc.dk (Bobby Billingsley)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Return of the Swedes
Date: 11 Nov 92 09:13:26 GMT
Organization: Datacentralen A/S

Ah, the joys of being danish.........

As the danes say (about the difference between Denmark & Sweden);
	In Sweden it's illegal, here (Denmark) we just tax it!


-- 
:   Bobby Billingsley                   : Remember to love while you dare to   :
:   Datacentralen, Denmark              : remember to live while you do so     :
:   Phone: +45 4371-8122 Ext. 3337      :........................-.Piet.Hein...:
:   E-mail: bobby@dc.dk                 : DoD# 80884 : Ride=Yamaha XJ600, 1986 :
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sievert@wlonex.iipo.gtegsc.com (Glen Sievertson)
Subject: Re: limericks
Reply-To: sievert@wlonex.iipo.gtegsc.com.UUCP (Glen Sievertson)
Organization: GTE Government Systems
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 17:26:08 GMT

Here's another one:

There once was a woman named Ann
Who was said to be quite like a man.
When nature did call
She ran down the hall
And went to the gentleman's can.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: nukenin@access.digex.com (R. Cliff Young)
Subject: Re: WANTED: George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words
Organization: Talas Nukenin, courtesy of Express Access
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 14:21:13 GMT

In article <1992Nov6.020428.25461@spectra.com> johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson) writes:
>In article <1992Nov5.000803.22469@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> cm007b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Dr. Ski) writes:
>>Actually---its "shit piss cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker and tits.
>I think the above list is called "The seven words you can't say on television".
>Believe it or not I think it's still true about 20 years later, though
>there are now hundreds of other words they can say on TV they couldn't
>say 20 years ago!

"Piss" is in the transitional stages of leniency, at least so far as
late night television standards go.  I've heard it in its "pissed" or
"pissed off" variants on both Letterman and SNL, and perhaps other
shows as well.  I can't cite specific incidents, alas.

I also seem to recall one female guest on Letterman refer to her
"titties," but I'm not sure--again, can't cite any specifics.  I'd say
"tits" or perhaps "shit" will be the next of the seven after "piss" to
fall over into the realm of television's permissible albeit
nonpreferable language.

-- 
 R. Cliff Young --/\/-- Work: cliff@sfn.ORG | Fun: nukenin@access.digex.com
 Phone: (703)573-0913 (USA) | GEnie: R.YOUNG52 | AOL: RogueBard@aol.com
 Mail: 7374 Arlington Blvd., Falls Church, VA  USA  22042-1515     /QR:RFO:SID
 "I'll teach you to laugh and to cry // They're really the same you'll see..."
From: CENG51@maccvm.corp.mot.com (Craig Witkowski)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: Motorola
Date: 7 Nov 1992 14:52:01 CST

FORD - Fu*kin' Old Road Debris

GM   - Great Machines

CHEVROLET - Car Has Excellent Velocity, Runs Only Low Elapsed Times

CHEVY - Classiest High Excitement Vehicle Yet

MOPAR - My Old Pig Ain't Running

VOLVO - Very Old Loser's Vehicle Option




Craig Witkowski, CENG51@maccvm.corp.mot.com
Motorola Communications & Electronics Inc.
Glen Rock,  NJ

Let's Go Racin'!
**********************************************************************
*                                                                    *
*         **   **  ***     ********   ********  ***      ******      *
*        ***  **  ****      **   **  **    **  ****     **   **      *
*       ** * **  ** **       **     **        ** **    *******       *
*      **  ***  ******   **   **   **    **  ******   **   **        *
*     **   **  **   **  ********  ********  **   **  **     **       *
*                                                                    *
**********************************************************************
                     AMERICA'S ULTIMATE MOTORSPORT!
Newsgroups: rec.humor