HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: It's me again...
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 18:17:16 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN ALT.PERSONALS catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry) writes:
)
)Andy lived two blocks from me and then when he found out he could not
)afford to go to school he had to make the decision to go back home to
)save money and get a good job....but the two of us are making it work
)with him being gone...he is moving back...we don't know when yet...
)could be October, could be Christmas, or it could be next year....
)depends on a lot of things...but I am going to San Jose for
)Octoberbreak to see him and hopefully he will come back with me.

OPENING BIDDING THAT ANDY AND CATHERINE BREAK UP.

BIDDING STARTS AT 400 QUATLOOS (approx. 4,000,000,000 Iraq Dinars).

-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 18:31:41 GMT

In article <MJD.92Aug18123141@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Thomas Pynchon's Little Brother") writes:
>In article <1992Aug18.151928.18411@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>>   John "Expecting a volley of 'I volunteer' posts" Heim
>
>I do NOT volunteer.  They're all WAY TOO PECULIAR.

You have obviously not tried picking women up in the all-night laundromat.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 22:27:54 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.213858.924@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>In the mean time, do you think you could help me with an IDL program?  I am
>trying to generate three dimensional plots in polar coordinates but my
>transformation seems to be turning things inside out.

Sounds like you ain't hep to the R coordinate scaling boogie.  You go too far
in, and it's like you came out, you dig?  'Cause it rolls over.  Don't take
no IDL cat to groove on that transform.
--scott
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: nn -nSilverio -Xxm
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 13:46:58 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

cj culls the electronic hearts:

: Fun-Filled women needed:
: I am searching for an intelligent woman who loves
: fun and excitement.  Should love thourbred race-horses.
: I am a 40 year old man with experience in all faccets
: of life.   I've been poor as well as wealthy.
: My green eyes ponder the stars,  I yearn to gaze upon an
: universal attraction which will allow us to become whole.
: 
:                 Robert Rogers.
: 
:                 Sent by Nicasio Silverio@cis.ohio-state.edu
: 
: AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!

indeed!
your brother is a pimp and your mother wears her overalls backwards!
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| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 04:26:01 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Manon of the Spring.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Man of War.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mather, Cotton.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mann Act.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Menarche.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Manny, Moe, and Jack
>>>>>>>>>>>>M3 Money Supply.
>>>>>>>>>>>Morgan le Fay
>>>>>>>>>>Megalomania.
>>>>>>>>>Mea culpa.
>>>>>>>>Mezzanine Loge.
>>>>>>>Mezzo-soprano.
>>>>>>Monsieur Beaucaire.
>>>>>Moses and Monotheism.
>>>>Mead in Valhalla.
>>>Morning Post
>>Mephisto's Waltz.
>Mons Veneris.
Mon Dieu

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
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From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,alt.newbies
Subject: Unsung Role Models
Date: 19 Aug 1992 01:58:38 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu


	"Newbieism is a continuum, not a line."
		- Aaron V. Humphrey


5150
speechless
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Date: 17 Aug 92 22:36:46 GMT
Organization: t.b

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com writes:
> |which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?
> 
> I think you're asking the wrong question.  I think you should
> ask the women of t.b to rate the men.  St Terri & I would have
> quite a few data points if we pooled our information.  And if we
> poll j.j, we'll have extensive coverage.

     You got that right, in fact so right that
I don't think polling j.j would be effective.
You're going to have to interrupt if you ever
expect to get your data anytime soon.

> *I* would find this information far more useful than a rating
> of t.b's few women.

     I'm tempted to say "so would I," but then
that would be two catty remarks in a row and
we can't have people thinking I'm that mean in
real life, now can we.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 01:29:51 GMT

In <Bt63x0.31t@news.cso.uiuc.edu> thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:

>mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:

>>Sorry, yes, I skipped a stage.  I forgot to mention the assumption that CJ
>>doesn't deserve to die.

>Everyone has a right to die.

yes, but for some, it's a duty.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Tactical nuclear weapon wanted
Followup-To: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush
Keywords: Target: Republican National Convention
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 15:20:37 GMT

kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:

>      Having watched some of the glorious spew of the Republican party,
> and then having read the evening's paper, the obvious choice should
> be for the GOP to burnintheeverlastingholycleansingflameofaonekiloton
> atomicexplosion. 

>                The king (George) is dead. Long live the king(Elvis).

> When you enter that voting booth in November, just repeat the following
> phrase to yourself until it sinks in...

>                 President Quayle...President Quayle

This is actually more serious than you might think.  There is a
religious fanatic spewing on one of the "ne.*" groups who says that
Dan Quayle is actually very bright and that he is misunderstood and
maligned by the media because he is a "godly man."

Said bible thumper goes on to say that Dan Quayle will be elected
President some day and that God will run the country through him.

Be afraid.  Be very, very afraid.

-- 
Kevin "Hey!  Who peed in the gene pool?"
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: grammy nominations
Date: 15 Aug 1992 22:44:02 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug15.175100.4782@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>heh.
>some people have weight goals, some people have athletic endurance goals.
>I want to fit into one of those sleezy slinky little platinum tank shirts
>they wear like dresses and do it justice.

We love you all the same, Terry.

5150
ooo am i gonna get it
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Rictus Hep's bold admission
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 02:13:33 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 


"I don't know Spanish, but I know what I like."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: oldbie/newbie/followups (Re: Oh,poop:BandInformationSought)
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 09:32:57 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex

Ron Echeverri:
>>>   Exsqueeze me?  MJD?  Newbie?  Are we talking about the same Dominus?
Dominus:                       .
>>The beautiful and divine Ms. O has two things:
>>	1. seniority and 
Ron Echeverri:
>Oh damn.  I did it again.  I flamed a semi-retired oldbie.  They just seem to
>be popping up from nowhere.  Can someone email me a list of oldbies who haven't
>shown up since February?  I need to cut down on the gaffes.

you haven't been reading the SCRIPT, my boy.

fuer a nominal fee, you too can own the latest
and greatest version of the Cast of Characters
from Talk.Bizarre: The Stage Play.  (note: a dubious
offer at best from someone who can't count heads.)

>5150
>The beautiful and divine Mr. Dominus has two things:
>	1. a brown nose and
>	2. a problem.

ah.  now, assuming 1 is true, 2 is redundant.
1 is only true with respect to greg, and has no bearing to this discussion.
mjd did the sensible thing when dealing with Trish:
Give Her a Wide Berth.  this is called "common sense" around here.
and 2 is true for every being who ever posted to t.b.

a good rule of thumb is never to flame anyone who can flame
you off the face of the net, comparatively.  i suggest you 
practice frying much smaller fish.  in alt.flame, preferably.


chaos

remembers when girtab sported Joe English 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 08:57:51 GMT

In article <71343@apple.Apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>
>BEST GUITARIST IN BED: gypsy

my goodness, this is flattering.  i've never
been called good in bed purely on the basis
of my SLEEPING abilities before.  

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Compulsive Reader")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Republican Platform
Date: 16 Aug 92 21:39:55 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom



    I don't know if this is true or not, but I didn't make it up;
someone told me: The Republican party platform this year includes a
proposal to build a fifteen-foot-high wall along the entire U.S./Mexio
border and into the water at either end, to keep out the wetbacks.

    That's just like the Republicans---they're SO CLOSE to a really
brilliant, radical idea that ALL SORTS of people would go for, but they
blew it by not thinking it through.

    If they REALLY want to keep undesirables out, they should build the
wall, yes, but they should build it along the TEXAS border.  

    For example, that would have kept out undesirables such as H. Ross
Perot and George Bush.  To say nothing of Matthew Legare.



--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: I resolve...
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 05:38:31 GMT

...to make an effort to speak in a softer voice
instead of always YELLING IN PEOPLES' EARS!

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Tired of `short, shameful confessions?'  Too old for `one line bios?'
`Rictus Hep' just too bizarre?  Try *NEW* ----> `I resolve...'  It's
the latest craze!  Tastes great!  Low in saturated fat!  And!!  It
doesn't leave you drowsy like those other brands!  New `I resolve...'
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tolman%asylum.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Kenneth Tolman)
Subject: Bizarre is back
Date: 16 Aug 92 23:10:02 MDT
Organization: University of Utah, CompSci Dept

  There was this weird summer, when the flipping days blew by with the
breezes as I immersed myself in some old Heinlein which reeked of worlds
to be conquered and an interminable human spirit.  Out on the back porch
sometimes the sun would creep on and allow one to get some hot charges
that make the ice pops taste really good.
  There was this girl who worked at the Bagel shop who was really cute,
so I would go by every other day (so as to not appear too anxious) and
smile and buy two bagels.  Sometimes I would buy plain, but mostly I would
buy two blueberry bagels still hot from their huge ovens.  I never
said anything to her, but "Yes please" and "Thank you" but I smiled very
meaningfully and I am sure she understood what I meant.  
  Back at home, deep in the fiction, the heroines took on her face and
were brave and friendly, always leaving the story with a deep look which
implied they would return in the next book I picked up, whatever it may be.
   I never ate any of those bagels, because I was allergic to the egg they 
put inside them.  Who knows, maybe some day that bagel store will reopen.
From: ppilate@heaven.sevthflr.com (Pontius Pilate)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: One hundred words
Summary: One month late, quite patheticly poor, confused with prev. post
Date: 21 Aug 92 05:27:08 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.pathetic.detritus,misc.test
Organization: Hendrix, Presley and Rhoades Guitar Shop


Killfile? Schmill-file!

--
pp

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cheating@ccvm.sunysb.edu (queue cue)
Subject: Re: say YES to drugs
Originator: cheading@casbah.acns.nwu.edu
Organization: Mollusk Infrastructure
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 22:47:47 GMT

In article <np4m9w=.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] It Came From The Sump") writes:
>
>>In article <v73mw2j.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>>>   Gooley stoned in West Philly.
>>>   It's a plan.
>
>>I didn't offer YOU the grass, dude.
>
>>Goddamn freeloaders.  He always drinks up all my beer, too.
>
>Hey, do I *not* leave you the dark stuff?
>
>RICHH

This doesn't mean you're a Bud man, does it, Rich?
Sheesh, another jade idol shattered on the hearth of good taste.
You can get Sammy Adams, no?
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael A. Rigler)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Deus X Machina
Date: 14 Aug 92 02:41:42 GMT
Organization: Sexual Hedgehogs, Inc.

I had to waste on some punks in the Safeway parking lot yesterday.  I 
kept it simple, utilizing the hard angular surfaces of their truck as 
much as possible so as not to damage my knuckles.  (My hands have become 
soft in recent years and I need them healthy to finish typing my thesis 
with.  But I digress...)

Anyway, these poor guys didn't really deserve it.  I shouldn't have let 
them get to me.  But they were making fun of the X Machina, man.  They 
actually _laughed_ at it...

Well, okay, maybe I can see how someone might think it looks a bit funny.
It _is_ missing five of its six windows now.  And the sixth window (the
"windshield", I think they call it -- I dunno anything about cars really),
has a prominent bowl-shaped depression with a dozen or so long cracks
radiating out from it in all directions.  Kind of like a spider.  Cool.

And the pieces of broken glass scattered all over the passenger compart-
ment look great in the sunlight if you hold them up just right.  Gives me 
something to look at while I'm tooling down the straight sections of the 
freeway.

I don't care.  I think it adds a touch of class.  Fuck, man, all I know is
the cops never used to chase me before...

--
Rigler

--
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Do you people have jobs?
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:27:41 GMT

In <1992Aug15.151235.8297@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:

>In article <fulton.713817107@copper>, fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>> Why, yes.  I get paid a small but reasonable amount of money to sit in
>> front of a computer eight hours a day and read news.  Does that answer
>> your question?

Yes, I did.  I remember it distinctly.

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
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From: mike_steiner@qm.claris.com (Mike Steiner)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.personals
Subject: Re: Looking for roomate
Date: 13 Aug 92 17:32:25 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre

In article <g_5mkmr.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
> 
> IN ALT.PERSONALS kimmyd@bnr.ca (Kimmy Posey P920) writes:
> )
> )I live in the Raleigh NC area and I need a roomate.  I'm a white male and am
> )looking for one or preferably 2 female roomates to share a small house or
> )condo in a plutonic relationship.  I know it sounds stupid but I just can't
> )bring myself to live in the same house with another guy.
> 
> HAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Right.
> 
> BUT YOU *MUST* TELL ME IF THIS WORKS.
> ESPECIALLY IF YOU GET *TWO* CHICKS TO FALL FOR IT!
> YOU LUCKY BASTARD.

hew, it worked for John Ritter, didn't it? :-)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Rictus Hep at the Ultimate Frisbee tournament
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 23:55:23 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

He achieves astonishing popularity by saying "Don't bogart the
hackeysack, dude", but they aren't the kinds of friends that last.



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Summary: puss ridden brain
Keywords: trees birds flowers
Reply-To: evil
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 21:47:45 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <1992Aug18.032437.9753@fcom.cc.utah.edu> PJF4081@cc.utah.edu writes:

> In <1992Aug17.134751.24740@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com writes:
> 
> > 
> > which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?
> > 
> > c 
> > oh, and men...no votes for your sisters, please.
> 
> 	gee, uh, uhhmmm, hmmmm. if my voice was not cracking so badly now
> 	i would have to say you primarily because you seem quite spunky. 
	
		WHAT A SUCK-UP. ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE OR WHAT?
	
	as my hero Frank Booth (blue velvet) says, "fuck that shit, pabst blue
	ribbon!"  

				bye now.


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	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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From: bt@bailey.u.washington.edu (bt garner)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: A fantasy
Date: 20 Aug 92 21:47:39 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Process Modeling Group

In the yet unpublished autobiography titled 
<1992Aug20.204319.8023@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU
(Rob Dobson) writes:
#> [...] i have this sudden craving to ingest massive quanitities 
#> of hallucinogens, stimulants, and liquor, and then bungee jump naked 
#> into the middle of the republican national convention floor, preferably 
#> during Quayles speech tonight.
#>
#> Hows that for family values?

My family approves, but if you're truly naked then just how will that bungee
be attached?

bt garner
bt@cpac.washington.edu
Error: bailey.u.washington.edu: host unknown.  Really?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: period comma exclamation point
Organization: bla bla bla bla lab
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 19:28:24 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.073023.24097@tamsun.tamu.edu> sean@stat.tamu.edu (Sean Barrett) writes:
>
>By the way--I was taught that a dash is represented on a
>typewriter with two successive hyphens and no space on
>either side.  Was I taught wrong?

Kinda.  There are different protocols (weenie word) for typing monospaced
and proportionally spaced characters.  I was taught that a doubled dash
should be one space away from text on either side.  I suppose that your
method is legitimate, too.  but when typesetting proportionally spaced
characters, there is no space between a dash and the text on either side.
I can't say that it's a hard-and-fast rule, but it looks better.  As an
aside, you should realize the uses for the three different dash lengths.
The shortest is to indicate a break in a word (either when seperating it
by syllables, breaking at the end of the line of text, or for some other
reason).  The middle length should be used to join text which is not
normally joined (i.e. that-which-is-not).  The longest is used to make
a break between phrases or clauses, either to create a parenthetical
phrase, or some other grammatical reason i don't feel like looking up
right now.

That lesson was for free.  If you subscribe now, you can get a discount
on Lesson Two:  Why You Should Double-Space After Periods When Typing But
Not When Typesetting.

AjD
my joints are cracking.
visually.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Offensive Newsgroup
Date: 16 Aug 92 15:07:31 GMT
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)


IN NEWS.ADMIN, fischer@iesd.auc.dk (Lars Peter Fischer) says:

>>>>>> "Michael" == Michael P. Deignan (KD1HZ) (kd1hz@anomaly.sbs.risc.net)
>
>Michael> Odd that alt.moslem.gay was created by a talk.bizarre moron
>Michael> in an attempt to be funny....
>Michael> I wonder when that started constituting a "tangible minority"?
>
>As of late, the morons are by far the majority on talk.bizarre.

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Dancing with Mack
Distribution: world
Date: 18 Aug 92 23:22:07 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

--
Hello maggots. (Don't take maggots as a bad statement, I call all people I want
to suspend in jello that) I have a small problem that I was hoping some of the
"highly intelligent", beings on t.b. could help me with.  You see last
September I was hit by a truck.  I walked away with only a few interesting
physical reconfigurations, none of which are noticeable.

New physical configuration #1: my ovaries are now located in my butt.
New physical configuration #2: my right bra strap will not stay up.

Now the only thing that concerns me is that my right bra strap will not
stay up.

Can the incredibly wise and worthless doctors and physicians of the t.b.
(or is that t & a) help me.
(Like if I really care...)

"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again.        |
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