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From: kyle@Ingres.COM (Kyle Smith)
Subject: Re: Australian M seeks F
Reply-To: kyle@Ingres.COM (Kyle Smith)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 26 Jan 93 16:29:23 GMT

In article <rijtaylor.1.728044827@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au> rijtaylor@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (JILLIAN TAYLOR) writes:
>Please, Please, Please, Please.

	one more time might make a difference...

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From: cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Freak)
Subject: One Hell of a Lady.
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 11:45:47 GMT


     You Jessica you sound like one hell of lady.You are a goddess.
                        You are life itself.
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From: an1822@anon.penet.fi (Morocco)
Subject: SHEENA SHUT DOWN
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:51:16 GMT


Hello, this is the real person to whom this account belongs.
I have been deluged with literally hundreds of messages.

Imagine my surprise this morning when I logged on, to find that
175 messages waiting for me.  However, when I started reading 
them, I quickly realized they were not for me.

Frankly, I was dismayed because I had to spend considerable
time trying to deal with this mail.  In fact, there was so
much mail that my mail program wouldn't work properly, and
I was continually getting "error" responses.  I was quite
pissed off.  However, thanks to help from my administrator,
I was able to get the problem fixed.

So, take this to be notice that SHEENA has been shut down,
or off, or has been forced to take a cold shower.  

Thanks to the several people who e-mailed me sympathizing
with what was obviously a post which was not made by me.
Frankly, how could it be for real.

Oh yeah, and another thing.....Morocco? Nice nickname, but
I wouldn't want to keep it.


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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 16:10:20 EST
From: <CBM102@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: RE: GM provides free.... BIG MISTAKE

I have to admit that I am the culprit who posted that note on my
friends account. I thought that it would be very humorous and we
would get a couple of laughs out of it. I could not have been more WRONG.

PLEASE DO NOT SEND TOM ANYMORE MAIL - THAT INCLUDES PHONE CALLS FROM ALL
YOU GAY PENN-STATERS.

Tom is NOT gay and he is NOT practicing proctology. I can not beleive
that anyone even took that note seriously in the first place.

Sorry Tom, it was foolish.

                                      Chuck (cbm102@psuvm.psu.edu)
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From: an3776@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Models needed
Organization: Anonymous contact service
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Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:59:09 GMT



Cleveland area photographer needs female nude and lingerie
models for photographs and video.  Attractive and slim.
Age or experience not important.
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From: del@frost.ccs.itd.umich.edu (David E Lohse)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: SWM - Just seeing what will happen....
Date: 27 Jan 93 02:01:34 GMT
Organization: University of Michigan
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Hi,

I am a SWM, age 21, and this I am interested in seeing if this will
actually garner any responses, since it seems that about 99% of the
participants here are male.

In any case, my interests are: 	music - any type (I play guitar)
				computers (obviously)
				exercise
				technology
				film
				comedy (SNL, Letterman, etc.)
				many more.....

I would like to receive any e-mail, since I currently get very little
(most of my friends think computers are for nerds or they don't know how
to use them), and my mailbox is lonely. That is, I would be happy to  
corrospond to any men or women, but since this *is* the personals, I am  
interested in Asian women in particular, but am happy to corospond to  
anyone.   :)

Just send me mail at either: del@ccs.itd.umich.edu    -or-
				del@engin.umich.edu
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From: rijtaylor@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (JILLIAN TAYLOR)
Subject: Australian M seeks F
Organization: Halls of Residence, Monash University 
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 10:40:27 GMT

Please, Please, Please, Please.
From: curts@ramrod.lmt.mn.org (Curt Sedwick)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Seeking local *WF for email (for starters)
Date: 25 Jan 93 20:20:08 GMT
Organization: LaserMaster Technologies, Minneapolis, MN  USA

I'm seeking to establish a *WF email contact in the Minneapolis/St. Paul 
area for casual communication.  I'm looking in this area because you never, 
NEVER know what's going to happen next in life and I like to keep my 
options open (I mean, if I ever had an option!).  Actually, contact from 
anywhere will be fine!

Thanks
From: megazone@yoyodyne.WPI.EDU (MegaZone)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Who Reads this Newsgroup? RESULTS OF SURVEY
Date: 25 Jan 1993 04:28:33 GMT
Organization: WPI Discordian Society, Undocumented Cabal
NNTP-Posting-Host: yoyodyne.wpi.edu

In article <1jvo9aINNqia@news.gac.edu> bthomas@flash.gac.edu (Barbara L Thomas) writes:
>The point is that she was saying that she had such a mixture of bloodlines  
>that she really couldn't say any one in particular....  
>You know, the "57" different ingredients in the sauce...?

But what I find amusing is that your nationality has absolutely NOTHING to do
with your bloodline. It has everything to do with your citizenship...

nationality:
2. the status of belonging to a particular nation by birth or naturalization;
identification as to national origin

I used to like shooting down the guys in high school who were bragging about
being Italian when they were really American. They may be of Italian descent,
but that doesn't make you Italian... (Hey, they were friends. You can bust on
friends...)

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From: megazone@realsoon.WPI.EDU (MegaZone)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: to: Megazone
Date: 25 Jan 93 23:06:17 GMT
Organization: WPI Discordian Society, Undocumented Cabal
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In article <25JAN93.17408052.0170@UNBVM1.CSD.UNB.CA> M0LI000 <M0LI@UNB.CA> writes:
>Hey, Megazone,
>You're a real fag, you know that?

For those who don't know, which is most likely everyone bu MOLI and myself,
well and the rest of the people I showed, he sent me email in which he 
basically accused me of being a moron, idiot, and geek. I replied with what I
feel was an elegantly crafted letter, filled with mock sincerity and sublte
jabs. And this is his reply.

Kind sir, I wish to thank you for your kind contribution to the general
intellect of the USENET. Your subtle mastery of the language, the absolute
perfection of your prose, leaves me in awe. I bow to you, for I can never hope
to equal the eloquence with which you convey your thoughts and emotions.

Again, as Roger Water's says, The Bravery of Being Out of Range sir, The
Bravery of Being Out of Range...

Good day to you all.

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From: cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU ()
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 08:15:50 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1993Jan21.095440.2402@fuug.fi> an1840@anon.penet.fi writes:
>you dumb fucks!!  MWM seeks *WF for fun...or whatever!! fuck you! fuck
>you! some of us out here are STRUGGLING to even gett a girlfriend
>.....and you fuckers are cheating on your wives!!! i hope you all
>fucking rot in hell and die god damn it!! stupid fucking MWM's!!!  if
>your so horny and dont like your wife, go jack off!!


		PLEASE,

				JUST SHUT THE HELL UP


				THANKS

		SINCERELY lates

		topher

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From: ap.8275 <ap.8275@cupid.sai.com>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: WM seeks WF in Ithaca area for E-mail and Phone
Date: 29 Jan 1993 00:29:30 GMT
Organization: Cornell University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.84.203.61
X-UserAgent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
X-XXDate: Thu, 28 Jan 93 00:37:43 GMT

	I am a 22 year-old WM graduate student at Cornell working on my phD. 
I'm 5ft 10in with brown hair and blue/green eyes.   I'm very clean-cut
(no drugs ever; a few drinks now and then; never smoked).  I have a great
sense of humor and love to enjoy good music (any kind or form).  Most of
my spare time is spent on my amateurish hobby of playing guitar.  I am a
very relaxed and often introverted person.
	I do have a girlfriend who got her B.A. at the same school as me, but
unfortunately she does not have access to E-mail and is a distance away. 
I miss being able to call her up and ask her advice on something or just
chat with no concern for how Candice Bergen and her gand at Sprint are
raking it in.   Also, I'd like to be able to check my E-mail and have
some nice message there.  Basically I miss feminie contact.  As an
undergraduate I had plenty of female friends, but in graduate school it
seems a lot harder to meet people.  Of course, my initial shyness with
people doesn't help much.  Thus I seek a WF 18-40 with whom I can share
E-mail and have phone conversations.  Erotic meassages and or phone
conversations are not what I am seeking, but I would not be opposed to
them being a part of the larger framework of the friendship.  Likewise, I
do not intend to ever have us meet in person, but that could eventually
be arranged if both of us are comfortable with it.
	Let me know if you're interested and your thoughts on my proposal.

Respond: ap.8275@cupid.sai.com

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From: smithrud@advtech.uswest.com ()
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:22:00 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.121204.13007@aston.ac.uk> evansmp@uhura.aston.ac.uk (Mark Evans) writes:
>an1840@anon.penet.fi wrote:
>: you dumb fucks!!  MWM seeks *WF for fun...or whatever!! fuck you! fuck
>: you! some of us out here are STRUGGLING to even gett a girlfriend
>: .....and you fuckers are cheating on your wives!!! i hope you all
>: fucking rot in hell and die god damn it!! stupid fucking MWM's!!!  if
>: your so horny and dont like your wife, go jack off!!
>
>Hands up all the ladys (i'm assuming this is a het male BTW) who think
>that the person sounds like someone you would love to go out with (love
>to go to bed with)?
>
>:-)
>
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I don't think I've even heard Eddie Murphy in stand-up use the f-word
so many times in one breath.  All "types" post here, the married
included.  If some of them choose to cheat on their spouses, is that
any of our business?

Cari (who wouldn't even be here if HER father hadn't "cheated") *duck*
     (Yea, sorry, Dad .. it wasn't the greatest move, but hey..I *AM*
      happy to be here!)  ;)

(smithrud@ucsu.colorado.edu)

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From: an7498@anon.penet.fi (Beast)
Subject: Beast seeks Beauty
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.bondage.personals,alt.personals.ads
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 22:38:11 GMT

Cultured yet wild medieval monster seeks demure and attractive princess 
to share the indulgence of a New England winter and dance like 
snowflakes in the night. 

He is brutish and strong, dominant and, when waltzing, a forceful lead.  
He's equally gifted with southern European languages and primitive snarls. 
Of course, he eats too much, too fast. 

Long ago, a mean and humorless witch cast a evil spell forcing him 
to travel alone, reckless and angry. Now, as the beast approaches thirty, 
he seeks to awaken the submissive passion of another. 

He seeks a playful princess, happy waltzing in the grand halls of a castle 
or in less civilized environs, like the dungeons below. She'd be comfortable 
in a cascading dress with glass slippers or in a equally dear Hermes scarf. 

Physically, she would enjoy exotic activities ranging from a spirited trot 
down the bridal path, using ropes to scale heights unforeseen or a liberating
swim off a Caribbean beach. 

Intellectually, she might be familiar with a sampling of classical literature 
ranging from Ann Rice's less well known novels to some of Europe's finest 
masters. 

If this Beast seems to be your sort of animal then  reply and step 
into a Disney World where the rides never get tiresome and every doorway 
is an _Exit to Eden. 

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From: an7841@anon.penet.fi
Subject: **Females Please Read** 
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads,alt.personals
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 19:26:46 GMT


   White Females 18-25, we both could be missing out
   Let's Talk.
   What have you got to lose?

   Hello   :-)

   I am a cute 21 year old white male.
   I'm 6' tall, 170lbs, dark hair, green-blue eyes, and a non-smoker.
   As someone has said before, this is an interesting way to meet people.

   Currently I am in college.  One of my interest is music.  
   I enjoy just about all types of music, but I really like
   rock, heavy metal, blues and jazz.  Another interest of mine
   is playing tennis.  Some general interest of mine are meeting new
   people, going new places, and doing new things.

   I would love to hear from all white females 18-25.  Drop me a line
   and we can find out more about each other.  I'm looking forward
   to hearing from you, and making new friends.  Don't be shy. 

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From: gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (jgg)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads,alt.personals,soc.penpals
Subject: Re: One Hell of a Lady.
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:42:31 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Energy, Mines, and Resources, Ottawa

{cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Freak) writes}
>     You Jessica you sound like one hell of lady.You are a goddess.
>                        You are life itself.

	What ????  Jessica is a bottle of Gin ??  Say it ain't so,
	Clyde.

James
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 01:21:24 EST
From: Archangel <RHR101@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: swm looking for swf State College

    Well, now I'm here, I don't know what to say.  I'm pretty much your
average college student looking for that 'special someone', if she
exists.  I'm a computer geek...  yeah, fer sure, and monkeys may fly out
my butt... But seriously, I dig computers, have since I was twelve, but
am definitely NOT yuor typical computer geek.  I am 23 yrs old, and am
just looking for a female in the State College area to spend some time
with.  If you are interested, please respond.
From: megazone@coal.WPI.EDU (MegaZone)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Are there romantic guys?
Date: 28 Jan 1993 06:42:09 GMT
Organization: WPI Discordian Society, Undocumented Cabal
NNTP-Posting-Host: coal.wpi.edu

In article <1993Jan26.153611.2568@ccsvax.sfasu.edu> z_clontsmr@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
>Where is the kind of guy that likes to sweep a girl off her feet and
>whisk her away for a romantic dinner under the stars?
>Any answers, guys?

Yes.

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From: noring@netcom.com (Jon Noring)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 13:53:26 GMT

In article an1840@anon.penet.fi writes:

>you dumb fucks!!  MWM seeks *WF for fun...or whatever!! fuck you! fuck
>you! some of us out here are STRUGGLING to even gett a girlfriend
>.....and you fuckers are cheating on your wives!!! i hope you all
>fucking rot in hell and die god damn it!! stupid fucking MWM's!!!  if
>your so horny and dont like your wife, go jack off!!

Holy Toledo, Batman!  (with my apologies to Toledo).

Is it my imagination or does this guy have a fixation with the 'f*ck' word?

Jon


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From: mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat)
Subject: Re: What is marriage? (was Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 02:52:42 GMT

shulick@cineret.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:

>Amen, Heath, well put.  What's the use of marriage if you're going to
>sleep around?  "Oh, hi.  This is my wife, Gina, but I like some
>excitement in my life, so I 'travel' around, if you know what I mean."

What you are saying here is that marriage is only based on the physical
side of the relationship?  Commitment is only centered on whether or not
you sleep with only that person?  I'd like to think there is more to a
relationship than the physical side.  

>:)  Get real.  IMO, "open marriages" are just lame excuses for people
>who are weak of will.  So, you maried [sic] dorks.. :)  If you're out
>there having the time of your life with your wife (no rhyme intended!),
>congrats & good luck.  For those of you w/ "open marriages," think a
>little.  "Open" (inclusive) and "marriage" conflict.  If you're going to
>get married, have some respect and honor and STICK WITH IT!

I think that you can respect and honor your partner and still engage in
sexual relationships outside your marriage.  Trust, love, respect, 
communication, etc can still be present in an open marriage (even more so
in some cases because there are often more which has to be talked out and
agreed upon).  I don't think that polyamorous relationships are right for
everyone, but I do believe they are quite possible and can be just as
successful and satisfying as monogamous ones.  I think generalizing 
about something you really know nothing about is pretty damn asinine.

KittyKat