HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: int307w@mdw010.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr O. Kuhn)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Monty Python scripts
Date: 6 Apr 92 10:03:31 GMT
Organization: Monash University

>From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)

>10746277@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (JOHN BERKERS) writes:


>>	Exellent list of scripts, I bet that made a lot of people happy.  I 
>>have only recently become interested in Monty Python, and found your 
>>newslist a great source of info.
>>	THANK'S A LOT!!!

>>				John Berkers
>>				10746277@ENG2.eng.monash.edu.au

>What!!! A fellow Mohashite. Get off Get off!! I don't want you to fin out who I>am. God knows what would happen if they found out. I would have my hippopotamus>gentials taken away from me, as well as my soaking wet elephant priveleges....

>Eccles aka Is it HG season again? By the way welcome to the joys of Eng2

There's more of us than you think (Satanic laughter) now you've revealed
your presence (more Satanic laughter) you'll never be safe. No matter
where you run or hide, we'll be out there... (Ha ha ha ha)

Put your hippo on danger money.

Love and kisses,
			Olav

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From: robynn1@quince.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Dan's knees
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:55:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.185550.826

> |Robyn @#& knee expert, spam eater
> 
> Jos aka Miscounting The Number Of Knees ?!??!?!!??
> 
> ps. You should get yourself an aka license as soon as possible, 
>     this `@#&' thingie you've got is a mess!

I like "@#&."  

Robyn @#& I also like to defy authority, even petty authority.  :P
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 10 Apr 92 17:55:23 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>.You know wot? I've got an apricot that looks like, smells like, and
>.tastes like an apricot. (It also feels and sounds like one)

>But what sorta *vibes* does it give off, man?

Hey, like that depends on the colour of the pills, like and the
power of the battery inside it.

>.WOW!

>.MSnoi<()8

>Dan aka Get with the *scene*, man.
I is with it, man, like I is right

Oh bugger this. I never wanted to be a hippy.
I wanted to be an... Insomniac... (no, no, no)..
A
Repeating-annoying-bastard-that-makes-peeps-write-out-huge-threads-of-total-crap
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS !!!!
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 12 Apr 92 15:02:39
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: phygod72@nic.gac.edu's message of 10 Apr 92 11:02:04 -0600Lines: 43

In article <1992Apr10.110205.763@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
.In article <1992Apr9.161749.26720@daimi.aau.dk>  writes:
.} bogstad@imhfhp16.epfl.ch (BOGSTAD Mark IMHEF DME EPFL) writes:
.} 
.} 
.} >	PLEASE, STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS BEFORE SOMEONE DIES !!!!
.} 
.} My point exactly. Could the people who find it amusing (there
.} must be about 2 or 3) please email to each other instead of
.} using this Monty Python related newsgroup?
.} 
.} Perhaps you can start a new newsgroup: alt.fan.stupid.akas :-)
.} I'll vote for it if it can keep you off this group :-D

.Well, we could *also* move it to alt.cult-movies (nudge, nudge, know what I  
.mean, know what I mean?)!!!

.And besides, alt.fan.stupid.akas is really not that _good_ of a name.  I'd have  
.to be something *really* descriptive, like

.alt.fan.of.dead.and.rotting.fish.that.smell.a.lot.like.my.armpit

				.or

.alt.who.the.hell.cares.about.internet.bandwidth

How about this.  The people who *don't* like the aka-band's postings
can move to:

alt.people.who.like.monty-python.and.are.good.at.taking.the.fun.out.of.it

				  or

alt.people.who.like.monty-python.and.dont.know.how.to.use.kill.files

			       or even

alt.fan.monty-python.boring.discussions.comma.scripts.comma.and.talk.posted.by.people.who.enjoy.asking.stupid.questions.about.good.films

.Phil aka NetGods would never approve of such a group - such a waste of 
	.resources...so I guess you're stuck with the aka's

Dan aka Yikes!  Did I just flame? (sorry)
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:14:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45531
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr14.194157.925@gacvx2.gac.edu} robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
}In article <45354@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
}> }>>>}}>]Phil aka my mind is a blank
}> }>>>}}>Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
}> }>>>}}Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
}> }>>>Jester aka no, I want to see you naked...
}> }>>Robyn @#& I want to see your bankbook...
}> }>azeena @#! yea! 
}> }Sue aka You two can have the bankbook, I want his credit cards!
}> Jester aka i don't have any credit cards
}Robyn @#& Don't tell Citibank that or they'll hound you to the ends of the  
}	Earth--I'm still running...
Jesterr aka thanks for the warning....
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 13:04:48 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
]|.|].|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
]|.|].|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
]|.|].|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
]|.|].|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
]|.|].|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
]|.|].|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
]|.|].|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
]|.|].|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
]|.|].|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
]|.|].Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
]|.|]. Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
]|.|]Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
]|.|Jester aka eat me??? but I'm not kosher
]|.Jos aka Not Kosher You Say? What's Wrong With Your Hoofs Then?
]|Dan aka Ya' know Jes'.  I think it really depends on how we kill you.
]|(AGG!!!  I just had a near miss with a real MP quote!  Whew.)
]Jos aka I hope Little Jester's A Ruminant, 'Cause I'm Not Gonna Chew His Cud
Jester aka I taste like grass, trust me
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: wall@cc.swarthmore.edu (Matthew Wall)
Subject: Re: === NEWS FLASH: Clinton Denies All Charges ===
Organization: CC
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 19:36:20 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.174720.17821@predator.vpharm.com>, markm@vpharm.com (Mark Murcko) writes:
> 
> Extrapolating from numerous recent news reports, and Governor Clinton's 
> skillful ability to put just the right spin on them, it gets easier all 
> the time to imagine that the following exchange, or something 
> frighteningly like it, could happen before November.
> 
> = = = = =
> 
> Reporter: Governor Clinton, what damage do you think has been done 
> to your campaign by your wife's comment the other day about how
> "Hitler was really a great guy" ?
> 
> Clinton:  (Mixture of sadness and anger, but articulate as always.)
> Hilary and myself are shocked, outraged, and deeply saddened

[remainder of semi-humorous post deleted]

Yo! This is how rumours get started. Let's stick to libeling dan quayle
in this group, OK?

Everybody remember to vote for your Elvis stamp of your choice, OK? 
Does anybody know Quayle's position on this issue?

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: klf@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Brian Mark Bishop)
Subject: Boos for Danny
Originator: klf@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 16:31:42 GMT

The tremendous round of "boos" Quayle received from the fans at Countyu
Stadium in Milwaukee when he threw out  the first pitch in yesterday's
Brewers-Twins game was music to my ears...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: golf trips
From: koumis@husc4.harvard.edu (Anthony Koumis)
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:23:34 EDT
Distribution: usa,local
Organization: Harvard University Science Center


My point about Rubbergate was that the house salaries were to be paid
whether the congressmen bounced checks or not.

The plane Danny flew on wasnt going to be paid for whether he flew or
not. It flew just for him.  Congressmen, the Sgt at Arms are house
people who are paid anyway.

Obviously, congressmen get alot of perks that are excessive but Danny's
continual attempt to blame Congress while it is politics is pathetic.
The White HOuse is not Mr. Clean on perks compared to COngress.

I think that COngress should be lieable under Harrassment etc. laws
but I did hear the justification that they exempt themselves b/c
those laws are enforced by agencies within the executive branch
and they want to ensure freedom from harassment by the executives.
That is a rationalization I heard.  And, of course the WH claims the 
same thing when COngress passed an independent prosecutor statute.

My real point was to point out more fluff lines from Danny, the purpose
of this fan group.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dks@athena.mit.edu (dks)
Subject: Re: Quayle Quotes: some of these are real good
Organization: MIT, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA.
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 14:05:51 GMT

In article <Apr.6.15.38.28.1992.6137@gandalf.rutgers.edu>,
shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan Hagan) writes:
>This really isn't a flame, even though it may sound like one.
>
>I've been reading this group for about a month now and it seems like
>the only thing that gets posted here about Dan Quayle is this list.
>This list has been posted almost weekly (it seems), and I have seen
>little else in the way of activity here.
>
>Did I miss out on this group when it was in its prime?  


Three comments:

1. Don't knock the list: it repays careful study.
2. Given the cosmic scale of Danforth's ineptitude, a month
   is but the twinkling of an eye.
3. If Danforth is no longer being trotted out for us to kick
   around, well, ... be grateful for small mercies.


Cheers,
Dhanesh
From: tomo@ocf.berkeley.edu (Thomas C. O'Brien)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Quayle-Watch?
Date: 9 Apr 1992 03:15:33 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
Distribution: all
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandstorm.berkeley.edu


Hi - I seem to remember there being a group devoted to Quaylephenalia
complete with newsletter...

Anyone have an address?

Thanks,

Tomo

tomo@ocf.berkeley.edu



Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: oliver@oak.math.ucla.edu (Mike Oliver)
Subject: Re: rumored blunder
Organization: UCLA Mathematics Department
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 23:34:25 GMT

In article <167C2BB32.KENH@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu> kenh@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu (Ken Hudson) writes:
> 
>Can anyone confirm that "DQ sans IQ" said something like the following
>on the eve of his trip to Latin America?
> 
>         Going to Latin America definitely makes me
>         regret not having studied Latin in High School....
> 

He said something like it.  It was a joke.  A reporter heard it and
reported it as straight news.

It is possible to be unfair even to Dan Quayle.


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From: adam@endor.uucp (Adam Shostack)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: === NEWS FLASH: Clinton Denies All Charges ===
Date: 14 Apr 92 21:22:38 GMT
Organization: Aiken Computation Lab, Harvard University

In article <69KHBCA6@cc.swarthmore.edu> wall@cc.swarthmore.edu (Matthew Wall) writes:

>Everybody remember to vote for your Elvis stamp of your choice, OK? 
>Does anybody know Quayle's position on this issue?

Dan Quayle thinks that Elvis is still alive, and has had the Council
on competitiveness go after the post office for putting a live person
on a stamp.

:)


Put RM Nixon on a stamp!  I vote for the "I am not a crook!" pose!

Adam Shostack 					adam@das.harvard.edu

What a terrible thing to have lost one's .sig.  Or not to have a .sig
at all.  How true that is.
From: d89-jsp@rit.ok Arthur
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: golf trips
Date: 10 Apr 92 11:52:23 GMT
Organization: Royal Institute of Technology

In article <1992Apr9.234240.10899@husc3.harvard.edu>, koumis@husc4.harvard.edu (Anthony Koumis) writes:

   .. deleted ..

|> Where ever did we get him?  What was Georgie thinking when he nominated
|> him?

  I take it you claim George-Danforth stupidity is not representative for
  the US people. Is that so? Many, maybe most americans are highly ignorant.
  The G/D-gang is very useful for anyone who is fortunate enough not to
  be a american. Especially if he is compeating with US-manufactured products.


  This provocative article is intended to give back some geist to this newsgroup.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: sdavis@laforge.ksc.nasa.gov (Steve Davis)
Subject: Re: all those quotes
Organization: NASA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 19:28:12 GMT

G.J.W. Hagenaars writes
 
> Maybe it would be a good idea to give each quote a number (or something
> with a date, you know what i mean...)
  ^^^^^^^^^^^

  The obvious flaw with that indexing scheme is that it assumes that the veep  
only makes one blunder on any given day... :-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: golf trips
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 07:09:17 GMT

In alt.fan.dan-quayle, krueger@galileo.uucp (Ted Krueger) writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.234240.10899@husc3.harvard.edu> koumis@husc4.harvard.edu (
>Anthony Koumis) writes:
>>
>>Rubbergate didnt actually cost the taxpayers anything.
>
>What?  Who do you think pays the salaries of the people who
>worked in that bank? 


The obvious solution is for the Congressional Bank to branch out and
start franchises in every town.  That way we can all share in interest
free loans that don't cost anything.
-- 
There's too much blood in my caffeine stream
From: rone@wezea.usc.edu (Ron A. Echeverri)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Could it be that twinkle in Danny boy's eye (was Re: golf trips)
Date: 16 Apr 1992 07:00:01 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: wezea.usc.edu

In article <1992Apr15.184048.1661@news.ysu.edu> ab917@yfn.ysu.edu (Joe Hopkins) writes:

>In a previous article, Token Amerikan () says:

>>I have spent days, months and years considering this very question. After all
>>of that, I have concluded that Georgie's motivation lies in that blue sparkle
>>of danny boys eyes and that slight swish of his perky bottom. Whaaddya think,
>>ARE THEY BUTT-PIRATES? 

>I resent the homophobic tone of this post.  We must learn to except
								^^^ Nice
								Freudian slip
You mean "accept" right? :-)

>homosexuals, even if they occupy the White house, or Jerry Browns
>rear end, or Clintons mouth.

Hey, good idea.

5150

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: golf trips
From: koumis@husc4.harvard.edu (Anthony Koumis)
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:42:39 EDT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center


Rubbergate didnt actually cost the taxpayers anything.  Now it seems
that Danny boy has been jetting around in air force planes to play
golf. That is at taxpayer's expense.

Asked today on the news if he (danny) thought it was wrong to fly 
around to play golf he said let me clarify this, I did nothing
wrong, I followed all the rules and regulations. 

Sorry Dan, just because it is legal doesnt make it right.  But to top off that 
statement, he then went on (on the other news that I watched) to
say he was glad to be asked these questions b/c then he could talk
about COngress.

Where ever did we get him?  What was Georgie thinking when he nominated
him?













Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: kenh@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu (Ken Hudson)
Subject: Re: Curve?  What curve?
Organization: Yale University
Date: Mon, 06 Apr 92 18:24:23 EDT

In article <1992Mar24.080847@IASTATE.EDU>
danwell@IASTATE.EDU (Daniel A Ashlock) writes:
 
>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>   No, what you say is in fact nonsense.  I would happily award an 'A'
>to everyone in one of my introductory courses if they all got 90%+ on their
>tests and homework.  I _have had_ one section of Freshman calc in which no F's
>or D's were awarded (small class, it met at dinnertime, I could teach
>intensively).  There is no "curve" in my classes, just a standard to
>meet.
>
 
On one hand i agree:  if students meet the standard they should PASS.
But an "A" represents excellence beyond the minimum standards, i.e.
someone who MORE than grasps those standards, someone who can USE them
in new ways, EXPAND them, EXCEL...  The system you are using is PASS/FAIL.
Use it in good health.  Just be honest and call it what it is.
 
As far as the 90% goes, do you include only minimal standards, in which
case you PASS those who meet 90% of the standard?  Or do you include
essential questions plus more difficult ones to test greater degrees
of application of the principles involved?  How you weight these two
types of questions determines whether the test is an easy giveaway or
whether it's a real bitch.  If you give a tough one, and the best
student can't get above 50%, do you fail the whole group?  Or do you
flunk yourself for having failed to create a perfect test wherein your
class could easily make 90%.
 
>   "Curves" are pernicious.
 
Yes...at the low end where they seem to insist some should FAIL when
that is often not at all the case.  "No D's or F's" should be the norm.
After all, who failed except those who admitted unqualified,
incapable students into a class for which they obviously were not
ready...?
 
But on the high end, i disagree.  They separate the exceptional from
the adequate.  That difference counts when you buy your next car.  It
should count when weighting one person's skill against another.
 
And of course, you can flunk me for this response which has nothing
to do with Danny Boy, fair but dull...
From: alph@wsinfo01.win.tue.nl (G.J.W. Hagenaars)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: all those quotes
Summary: no
Keywords: always the same
Date: 16 Apr 92 11:37:56 GMT
Reply-To: alph@win.tue.nl

Maybe this posting would be best in alt.d-q.ideas :)

I've seen about 300 postings up till now with quotes (give or take 100)
And each time you get the same list, more or less

MORE OR LESS; because sometimes there's a new one in there, hidden in
a forest of old quotes.

Maybe it would be a good idea to give each quote a number (or something
with a date, you know what i mean...)

So it would be easier to make a complete collection.

That wat it would be possible to refer to certain quotes.
You see, all advantages.......

Well, just my 2cents.....

\Alph
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From: elambert@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Eber Lambert)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: === NEWS FLASH: Clinton Denies All Charges ===
Date: 13 Apr 92 20:36:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: qualcom.elambert.703197362
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA

jamaass@bluemoon.rn.com (Jeffrey A. Maass) writes:

>> 
>> Everybody remember to vote for your Elvis stamp of your choice, OK? 
>> Does anybody know Quayle's position on this issue?
>> 

>Personally, I feel they should offer a stamp displaying Elvis
>as he is today (dead or alive). Probably get lots of votes...

I like this....

Vote for the Elvis stamp of your choice:


a) The young Elvis

b) The Fat Elvis

c) The Emergency Room Elvis

d) The Decomposed Elvis

e) The Decomposed Elvis Debating Dan Quayle


el (-vis)
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: ddavis@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Donald Davis)
Subject: Re: Boos for Danny
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 23:28:55 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.163142.2053@uwm.edu> klf@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Brian Mark Bishop) writes:
>The tremendous round of "boos" Quayle received from the fans at Countyu
>Stadium in Milwaukee when he threw out  the first pitch in yesterday's
>Brewers-Twins game was music to my ears...
>

	Brian:

	I find your comments curious, since I was *there*.  There was a
smattering of boos along with some spirited applause, but I think "a
tremendous amount of boos" must have been directed at the Twins.  Too bad
the Brewers lost :(
-- 
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ddavis@casbah.acns.nwu.edu	for balancing the state budget *without*
				raising income taxes or cutting education!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: jamaass@bluemoon.rn.com (Jeffrey A. Maass)
Subject: Re: === NEWS FLASH: Clinton Denies All Charges ===
Organization: Blue Moon BBS ((614) 868-998[024])
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 05:42:18 EDT

wall@cc.swarthmore.edu (Matthew Wall) writes:

> 
> Everybody remember to vote for your Elvis stamp of your choice, OK? 
> Does anybody know Quayle's position on this issue?
> 



Personally, I feel they should offer a stamp displaying Elvis
as he is today (dead or alive). Probably get lots of votes...

Also, the Bush Reelection folks should display Dan Quayle as he is
today (dead or alive)...

Jeff Maass                   Amateur Radio: K8ND (@ W8CQK)
NW of Columbus Ohio                Netmail: jamaass@bluemoon.uucp

GILLETTE'S PRINCIPLE:
  "If you want to make people angry, lie. If you want to make
   them absolutely livid with rage, tell the truth."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: klf@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Brian Mark Bishop)
Subject: Re: a quayle quote
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 01:18:04 GMT

In article <unruley.703033561@mcl> unruley@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu (Kriss Boyce) writes:
>Hi! 
>i saw this one on someone' .sig and thought it was too good  not to post here....
>deepest apologoes of this is a repeat...
>"The Civil War was the best war we've ever had because when you're fighting    
>against yourself, you're alyays going to win."
>Dan Quayle
>
>it was in Andrew Certain's .sig....
>
>kriss

I've never heard that one before... are you POSITIVE that this is a 
Quayle quote??? When was it said??? To whom did he say it???   

********************
klf@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
********************
From: Token Amerikan
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Could it be that twinkle in Danny boy's eye (was Re: golf trips)
Date: 14 Apr 92 22:32:19 GMT
Reply-To: jimwo@sssab.se
Organization: Scandinavian System Support AB
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.04.07  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)

In article <1992Apr9.234240.10899@husc3.harvard.edu>, koumis@husc4.harvard.edu (Anthony 
Koumis) writes:

>Where ever did we get him?  What was Georgie thinking when he nominated
>him?

I have spent days, months and years considering this very question. After all of that, I 
have concluded that Georgie's motivation lies in that blue sparkle ofdanny boys eyes and 
that slight swish of his perky bottom. Whaaddya think, ARE THEY BUTT-PIRATES? 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle