HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 14 Sep 92 13:29:40 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Sep13.051133.5035@cs.uow.edu.au>, david@cs.uow.edu.au (David E A Wilson) writes:
|> u734120@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (John Lamp) writes:
|> >>peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva) writes:
|> >>> Hibberts Law #14:
|> >>> 	When two technologies are competing for the marketplace,
|> >>> 	the inferior one always succeeds.
|> >And VHS winning over Beta ;->
|> 
|> But VHS had the superior running time (2 hrs vs 1 hr) when first introduced
|> and movies usually run for more than 1 hr... Here is Australia we can now get
|> E-300 (5 hour) tapes that will run for 10 hours at LP speed. What can US
|> VHS & Beta machines reach?

VHS - 10 Hour at EP or SLP on T-200 tapes
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sanjiv@cse.unl.edu (Sanjiv K. Bhatia)
Subject: She is sooooo dark !!!!
Organization: University of Nebraska - Lincoln
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 20:51:42 GMT

I have a friend who gets offended when I bring up the subject of her friend's
skin color which is dark (she is not black though).  Can someone help and give
me more jokes about this topic.

Here is the kind I need:

	She is so dark that when she sat in my car, I had to turn the
	headlights on to find my way even in broad daylight.

Thanks for your help.

Sanjiv
--
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sanjiv@redbird.umsl.edu		University of Missouri -- St. Louis
voice: (314)-553-6520		8001 Natural Bridge Road
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From: pgh@cs.strath.ac.uk (Peter G Hendry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Elephant joke
Date: 8 Sep 92 09:27:54 GMT
Organization: Comp. Sci. Dept., Strathclyde Univ., Glasgow, Scotland.

In article <5#qn=kf@lynx.unm.edu> jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth) writes:
>In article <AeeZtfG00awHQ1u0cM@andrew.cmu.edu> gc2m+@andrew.cmu.edu (Ghim-Sim Chua) writes:
>>What did the elephant say to the naked man?
>>"you breathe through that THING?"
>
>Cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Q. How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A. Take away its credit cards
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: howeird@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com
Subject: Math Joke
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 00:37:21 GMT
Organization: HP Research Grants Program

Heard this from a stand-up comedy act:

I saw a scarey statistic the other day. Did you know that 52 percent of our
nation's children are functionally illiterate in math? That's nearly a
third of them!

================================================================ 
Howard Stateman    howeird@hpl.HP.COM  [Not an HP spokesman]
"I have the heart of a little child, and the brain of a genius
                     -- and I keep them in a jar under my bed"
================================================================ 
Anatomically Correct Bulletin Board (415) 8-jovial [Adults only]
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From: garry@mdavcr.uucp (Garry Holmen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: First Date Joke
Date: 10 Sep 92 18:55:00 GMT
Organization: MacDonald Dettwiler, 13800 Commerce Parkway, Richmond, BC, Canada  V6V 2J3


	This young freshman finally gets a date with a beautiful woman in one
of his university classes. But she tells him that before they can go on a
date he has to come over and have dinner with her family. Well the young
man isn't too fond of the idea but the woman is too gorgeous to refuse.

The rest of the day the young man worries and frets. He gets so worried
that he starts to build up alot of gas. But he makes it to her house and
is invited inside.

The dinner was excellent and afterwards the young womans father starts to
read the paper. The young man's gas has built to a level that his bowels
cannot contain anymore so he decides to let a little fart go.

Phht..... The father rolls down his paper at the sound and says "Spot....".
The young man looks around confused by this comment and spies a old
sheepdog behind his chair. Great the old man must think the dog is doing
it!! So he decides to let a bigger fart go.

PhhhhTTTTT.... The father takes off his glasses and rolls down his paper.
"SPOT!....." he says in an annoyed tone. The young man feels much better
and decides to let one more fart go to relieve all the gas.

PPPPHHHHTTTTPOW!!!!   The father rips his glasses off and throws the paper
to the floor.

"SPOT YOU DEAF BAG OF FUR..... GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE THAT MAN SHITS ON YOU!"

Later

Garry
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Frog joke
From: amnon@black.bgu.ac.il (amnon david)
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 15:13:06 GMT
Organization: Ben-Gurion University, Beer Sheva, Israel

Hi. this is my first posting here - hope you enjoy this..

There was this family of frogs,
a Daddy frog
a Mommy frog
a boy frog
a girl frog
and a pet dog frog.


ridiculous - isn't it ? :)


--
If I was'nt me , I would be someone else.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rlw@atlanta.dg.com (Richard Wright)
Subject: Mario lied (Was Re:Final Analysis)
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 15:20:33 GMT
Organization: Data General Corp. Performance Services, Atlanta, GA

In article <1992Sep4.135652.28862@wam.umd.edu>, ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
|> 
|> >   I guess this is one of those cease fires that really mean that he 
|> >   gets to shoot us in the back when we turn around. Don't you just hate
|> >   people that can't just walk away and have to get the last word?
|> >
|> >   Please don't respond to this. I want the last word. <evil grin> 
|> >   At least I KNOW that Mario won't respond. He said that was his last
|> >   posting to this group and we all know that Mario is a man of his word.
|> 
|> Me too.
|> 

	Too late, dude. Mario didn't even let the ENTER key travel all
	the way back up before he was making a liar out of himself and
	posting here again. <sigh> There are so few things to believe in
	anymore...

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From: jle@locus.com (John Elghani/10000000)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A BLONDE JOKE
Keywords: Blonde Jokes
Date: 15 Sep 92 01:46:48 GMT
Organization: LC


A BLONDE GOING TO LONDON ON A PLANE, HOW CAN YOU STEAL HER WINDOW SEAT?
Tell her the seats that are going to LONDON are all in the middle row.

jle
From: SDENARO@vm.poly.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Favorite Groucho Quote
Date: 11 Sep 92 23:05:54 GMT
Organization: Polytechnic University

>> My favorite Groucho quote is:
>>
>> "You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead."
 
"I do not wish to belong to a club that accepts people like me as
members"
 
Cicco-   "Our natinal anthim-- the mayonase"
Groucho- "The army must be dressing..."
 
A passer by-"Are you Groucho Marx?"
Groucho-    "No, Are you?"
 
--
SAL DENARO      "Live Fast, Die Young, Hack 'C'"
sdenaro@polyvm.poly.edu    sdenaro@polyvm.bitnet
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 1992 07:25:28 GMT

In article <rdippold.715763288@qualcom>, rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com
(Ron Dippold) writes:
|>
|>>>I dare you to cross post this to soc.culture.usa
|>>                                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|>>Hah Ha Ha ha, get it! get it!  soc.culture.usa !!!!
|>>get it yet!
|>>               culture in the US of A, ha ha ha what a joke!!!!
|>>This is Hilarious
|>
|>Actually, the really hilarious thing is that the world demand for
|>Coke and Pepsi, McDonalds, Levis, Madonna, etc. is almost bottomless.
|>All that culture the US doesn't have makes quite a tidy profit.
|>-- 
|>If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car
payments
             
Not to mention all the culture the US doesn't have being sold in
Japan! 

Brian /-|-\
====================================
Lazy American Worker...and Proud!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bowman@reed.edu (Eric Bowman (bobo))
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A Religious View of Life
Date: 6 Sep 92 01:49:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: reed.1992Sep6.014955.17777
Organization: Reed College, Portland, OR

In article <1992Sep3.212222.4492@newstand.syr.edu> mary@erc.cat.syr.edu (Mary Papp) writes:
>I don't know if this has been posted before, but this is really funny (or
>so I think it is)...
>
>
>
>                A RELIGOUS VIEW OF LIFE
> 
>Taoism: Shit Happens.
>
>Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
>
>Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
>
>Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
>
>Hinduism: This shit happened before.
>
>Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
>
>Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
>
>Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
>
>Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
>
>Agnosticism: What is this shit?
>
>Atheism: I don't believe this shit.

Rastafarianism:  Let's roll this shit up and smoke it!

bobo
bowman@reed.edu
George Clinton in '92
Congress No!  Parliament Yes!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 18:42:04 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.091158.17113@sbil.co.uk> jim@spitws117.sbil.co.uk writes:
>ObJoke:
>    I think everybody here already knows every joke in existence,
>    so here's a goledn oldie:
>
>                   #15!!!

     I'm not laughing.  I guess you just don't know how to
tell a joke!!!

-Mark
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mike@mote.Berkeley.EDU (Mike Friedrich)
Subject: Re: Speed of dark
Organization: University of California at Berkeley
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 07:00:03 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.102049.90060@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au> che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>>>Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.
>> Well, since light and dark are opposites, and in number theory to some
>> opposite means negative whil to others it means reciprocal
>No, no, no, no! Dark is not the opposite of light, merely the absence of it!
>> the speed of darkness is obviously -1/186000 miles per second.
>Do you mean -186000 miles per second?

Nothing is faster than the speed of light.  To prove this to yourself, try
to open the refrigerator door before the light comes on inside.

Mike Friedrich
mike@mote.berkeley.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
From: scot@jlc.mv.com (Scot Salmon)
Subject: Re: amusing system errors
Organization: John Leslie Consulting, Milford NH
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 23:53:44 GMT

Or VMS's "record locked against read, but read anyway."

-- 
                                          - Scot Salmon (scot@jlc.mv.com)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tom@dickens.com (Tom Gillman)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 22:23:22 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

In article <92246.162716HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>In article <1992Sep2.151906.16565@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com
>(mario smarduch) says:
>
>[Soapbox removed]
>
>>Why don't we crack jokes about Martin Luther's death, or John
>>Kennedy's death?
>
>If John Kennedy were alive today, what would he be doing?
>Scratching at the inside of his coffin.
>
>OK, this is cruel and disgusting, but I posted it anyway.  So there.  ;-)
>
>
Q. 
   What were John F. Kennedy's last words??

A.
   "I need this trip to dallas like I need a hole in the head."
-- 
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Systems Integration - Dickens Data Systems   | uucp:   ...uunet!ddssuprs!tom
"HELP!!! It says 'Press any key to continue', and I've looked everywhere on the
 machine, but I can't find the <ANY> key" - This really happened to me, honest!
Xref: sparky rec.humor:28050 talk.bizarre:29165 talk.politics.misc:44096
From: randy@rls.UUCP (randall l. smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Date: 8 Sep 92 01:16:53 GMT
Organization: The Internet
Followups-To: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc

tp@mccall.com (Terry Poot) writes:
> Define civil service employee.

That's easy.  Civil service employees are defined as employees protected
under civil service statutes.  whose job classifications are defined as
classified or unclassified civil service classifications.  Say that thirty
times real fast. 

No it does not include the Cabinet nor most of the top level of govt.
positions.  They are subject to the whims of the presiding President.
Just as John Sununu... ;-)

> Does it include cabinet members? How about Marlin Fitzwater? How about
> the staffs of said people? The entire White House staff is geared towards
> re-electing Bush (they must be grateful to have something to do for a
> change).  I suspect a large number of them are officially civil service,
> whatever that means precisely. 

Not really.  See above.

> They're also, by doing this, stealing money from the US treasury to
> finance Bush's re-election campaign, and I for one would like to see
> someone charged with embezzlement (I haven't heard anything about the RNC
> picking up the White House payroll between now and November).  None of
> this, of course, is new with Bush, and it's always been wrong, but that
> never seems to be much of a criterion. 

Nope.

Sombody writes;
>> It's not that Bush demonstrates (or doesn't) that he's above the law:
>> it's that he demonstrates that he *believes* that he's above the law.
>
> Or maybe just unfamiliar with it? I hear working at CIA can cause that.

I'd buy that.  Really what's the difference between believing and acting
for an elected official?  We don't have to prove his guilt as voters, we
just have to believe his guilt and vote accordingly.  We the jury...

> Only if it gets in the press in a major way.  Someone at the White House
> is doing a pretty creditable job of quieting down the Iraqgate stuff
> before it gets to that point. 

You bet.  They scream partisan press when the press coverage is shows
their bad side but say nothing when the press serves their purposes.

Redirected from rec.humor as it's no longer funny.  Just a depressing
story with hopefully a happy ending.

Cheers!

- randy

uucp: randy@rls.uucp
bang: <backbone>!osu-cis!rls!randy
inet: rls!randy@cis.ohio-state.edu
The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ollis@redbck.stl.dec.com (Stephen Ollis)
Subject: C Include File..
Reply-To: ollis@redbck.stl.dec.com (Stephen Ollis)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 06:24:47 GMT


A while back, in a Life.xx posting, there was a C include file. It's sole
purpose was to enable the programmer to program using `val speak'.. I've
lost my copy of it and would really appreciate getting another copy from
someplace.. Please email to the address below.. 

		Tnx 1.0e6 

			Stevo..


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From: pgh@cs.strath.ac.uk (Pete Hendry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Scottish joke
Date: 15 Sep 92 14:35:07 GMT
Organization: Comp. Sci. Dept., Strathclyde Univ., Glasgow, Scotland.
Originator: pgh@kelvin-01

Olly the octipus was gifted with being able to play any musical instrument
to an unbelievable standard. He could also communicate with his owner.

One day Olly and his owner went into a bar and the owner asked the barman
for a drink.

Barman: Sorry, but you'll have to take that thing outside. We don't serve
        octipuses in here.
Owner : I see you have a piano over there. If my octipus plays a tune that
        the other customers like can he have a drink?
Barman: (thinking this was impossible) Ok.

Olly went over to the piano and holding on to the stool with two arms used the
other 6 to knock out a fantastic number on the piano. All the customers
loved it and the barman reluctantly gave Olly a drink. When Olly had
finished it he wanted another one.

Owner : If Olly can play another instrument can he have another drink?
Barman: Ok, here's a violin. Let him try that.

Olly again plays the most beautiful of tunes and gets another drink. Again when
he finishes it he wants another one.

Owner : Same deal again?
Barman: Ok, I have this set of bagpipes.

When Olly sees the bagpipes he grabs them and starts tearing them apart. The
owner, not knowing what had come over Olly grabs him and drags him outside.

Owner : What were you doing? Why did you fuck those bagpipes?
Olly  : I didn't, but I would have if I could have got those tartan pants off!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Keywords: n
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:41:25 GMT

jwk@sequent.com (John "ECU" Kramer) writes:
>How many Americans does it take to tour Europe?
>
>100...1 to read the map, 99 to say "The McDonalds doesn't taste the same"

Since when can 1 American out of 100 read a map?
(I thought it was more like 1 in 10 000)

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com
(This is not an official opinion/statement of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"There is nothing wrong with making up .signature quotes, but... make *new*
ones." - Apologies to Henry Spencer and D.Sim
From: jdare@math.rutgers.edu (james dare)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Request for Proctology Jokes
Date: 12 Sep 92 03:12:07 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1992Sep10.182534.10000@aisg.com> tcurrey@aisg.com (Thomas E. Currey) writes:
>Is there a list,  or send them to me and I will make a 
>list of Proctology Jokes.
> 
>There has got to be something funny about people who stick
>their hands up peoples butts for a living.


Please send me the list, too.


I saw the following in a cartoon.  Two guys are talking at a party and
one says to the other, "Yea, I guess you could say I'm addicted to
crack: I'm a proctologist!"


                                  Or



     This is Arnie Whiskey, Frontier Golfer, here to tell you the true tale of
Cheeks Whiskey, Frontier Proctologist.  I won't delve into how he got the 
nickname "Cheeks"...

     Cheeks was prepareing one of his patients for an examination, and he 
buzzed his nurse, Miss Collins.  Miss Collins comes in and he says, "Miss 
Collins, I'd like you to get me a light, please." 
    
     She leaves the room; she comes back and hands him a beer.  Cheeks Whiskey
says,  "No, Miss Collins.  I want a BUTT light."



(As for an explanation of Arnie Whiskey, etc, watch for future posts.
I've got a bunch of these stories.  I will include an introductory
paragraph.)


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| James A. Dare          | Hammered a screwdriver into my ear, to my brain.   |
| E-mail:                | I'm watchin' my life swirl down the drain          |
| jdare@math.rutgers.edu | And I'm feelin' about as Abel as Cain              |
| Snail-mail:            | But I guess that that's the price of fame          |
| P.O. Box 4104          | When you're destined to live on a STREET OF SHAME! |
| Highland Park, NJ      |                        --Foetus                    |
|            08904-4104  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|                        | I saw an x-ray of a girl passing gas!              |
|                        |                        --Butthole Surfers          |
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| Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.|
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From: donna@wizard.etsu.edu (Donna Duncan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Read what I *meant*, not what I *wrote*...
Date: 15 Sep 92 01:45:22 GMT
Reply-To: donna@wizard.etsu.edu (Donna Duncan)
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, TX

My sister brought the following handout home tonight from her freshman
English composition class:

                         EXAMPLES OF UNCLEAR WRITING

The following are sentences taken from actual and true letters received by 
the Local Welfare Department of Philadelphia in application for support.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children.  I had seven, 
but one died which was baptized on half a sheet of paper.

I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two 
years old.  When do I get my money?

Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly
by the clergy.

I cannot get sick pay.  I have six children.  Can you tell me why?

I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.

This is my eighth child.  What are you going to do about it?

Please find for certain if my husband is dead.  The man I am now living
with cannot eat or do anything till he knows.

I am very much annoyed to find you have branded my son illiterate.  This
is a dirty lie as I married a week before he was born.

In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing ten pounds.
I hope this is satisfactory.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and three children, one of which
is a mistake as you can see.

My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago and I haven't had any
relief since.

Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to live
an immoral life.

You have changed my little boy to a girl.  Will this make a difference?

In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the
enclosed envelope.


--Donna

donna@wizard.etsu.edu
From: unruley@mcl.ucsb.edu (Kriss Boyce)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: just a thought......
Date: 14 Sep 92 19:56:57 GMT

Just a thought.....                       

Can _all_ blond jokes be transferred over to Freshman jokes, or just most
of them........
?? =)
Kriss

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine)
Subject: Re: Searching for list
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 20:24:08 GMT


Floats in a lake ==> Bouy
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From: dwp@cci632.cci.com (Dana Paxson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Hiya
Summary: know your labs
Keywords: courses
Date: 10 Sep 92 19:31:38 GMT
Organization: [Computer Consoles, Inc., Rochester, NY

In article <1992Sep10.154819.28988@brtph560.bnr.ca> mpetro@brtph126.bnr.ca (Myron Petro P030) writes:
>
>  Humor concerning Physics, actually all undergrad lab courses
> (or how to know which lab class you're in)
>
> If it's green it's Biology
> 
> If it stinks it's Chemistry 
>
> If it doesn't work it's Physics
>

... and if it's green, stinks, AND doesn't work, it's Economics.

Dana Paxson