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From: titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu)
Subject: Re: THESE DAMN CASCADES!
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user on Coombs at ANU. The
              opinions expressed are those of the user and not necessarily
              those of the Australian National University. 
Keywords: peche kriek framboise
Organization: Coombs Computing Unit, Australian National University, Canberra.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 13:54:06 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.212634.8756@persoft.com> gelly@persoft.com (Mitch Gelly) writes:
>In article <1992Sep28.025953.123947@zeus.calpoly.edu> jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep25.235305.982@ttinews.tti.com> sorgatz@avatar.tti.com (sorgatz) writes:
>
>>>Hey look, it's pretty obvious you people have not been paying attention;
>>I agree, I think it's about time we hold these reposts up to inspection.
>I third the motion, we must stop now before we all get an infection.
I think so too, these cascades are just a stupid addiction.

>>>cascades are not a part of the charter for 'rec.humor'. Kindly stop posting
>>Anyways, all those freshman geeks ain't doing nothing but boasting!
>I should have been working today but I've really just been coasting.
while thinking for a rhyme for this my monitor is toasting.

>>>this garbage. There is an alt group called 'alt.cascade' specifically for
>>As a social elite I can say that people starting cascades are a big bore.
>This quadruple cascade may only promote a large flame war.
lame cascades should be against the law.

>>>these stupid, run on postings..that goes for you too, Kibo! 
>>Hey! Do you know about the tremendous size of my libido?
>To put in this much effort requires a large magneto!
I wonder how many flame we will see tomorro ;)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: roberts@syacus.acus.oz.au (Robert Salier)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: ACUS Australian Centre for Unisys Software, Sydney
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 00:37:14 GMT


>I thought an Apple was a fruit and a Macintosh was a raincoat?

I thought IBM stood for "I Bought Macintosh"


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi)
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Reply-To: davidk@welch.jhu.edu
Organization: Welch Medical Library
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 21:28:41 GMT

In article 6740@newshost.anu.edu.au, herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>> titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu) writes:
>>> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>>> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>>>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>>>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>>And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!
>gotta say finding a rhyme is a battle!
And take the choicest cuts of cattle!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Ivan Something)
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 01:42:47 GMT

i0b8356@summa.tamu.edu (Ivan Berrios) writes:
>In article <1992Oct2.153703.6502@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY) writes...

>>>    Accy majors do it in numbers!
>>>    Physics majors do it at the speed of light!
>>Architecture majors stay up all night.
>>Music majors do it in a chord.
>Mechanical Engineering majors do it in gear!

Philosophy majors ask alot of questions.

--
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: shadow@r-node.gts.org (Jay Chu)
Subject: Re: What makes You go HHHmmmmmmm!!!!
Organization: R-node Public Access UNIX Information System (416-249-5366)
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 21:48:23 GMT

In article <92271.133019ADVI8737@RyeVm.Ryerson.Ca> <ADVI8737@RyeVm.Ryerson.Ca> writes:
>COURIOUS AS TO WHAT MAKES PEOPLE GO hmmmmmmmm!!!!

When you are taking a shit and the shit is about to come out.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: CENG51@maccvm.corp.mot.com (Craig Witkowski)
Subject: Re: Woody Allen
Organization: Motorola
Date: 30 Sep 1992 07:29:28 CDT

What does Kodak film, Arm and Hammer baking soda and Woody Allen have
in common?

They all come in yellow boxes!

Arrrrrgghhh!!!


Craig Witkowski,  CENG51@maccvm.corp.mot.com
From: cmussack@slate.mines.colorado.edu (MUSSACK CHRISTOPHER )
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Atheists
Date: 29 Sep 92 21:01:47 GMT
Organization: Colorado School of Mines

What do atheists do about getting babysitters?
Even if there are atheist bulletins that listed the
names and phone numbers of kids willing to babysit, when
and how would they be distributed?
Not to mention where they would hold the CPR class.

Just wondering,
Chris Mussack
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec)
Subject: Re: Racist joke...
Originator: anton@gagme
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 05:46:38 GMT

In article <0ekbHPO00VpJEDQmFX@andrew.cmu.edu> ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Thomas Omar Smith) writes:
>>Here is one more:
>>
>>A Polack and a black are on the roof of Empire State.
>>As is expected of dimwits like them, they don't see 
>>the warning signs near the edge and consequently 
>>fall down. 
>>
>>Q: Who reaches first ? The Polack or the black ?
>>
>>A: The Polack. Because the black stops midway to
>>write "Mother Fucker" on the windows.
>
>A2: The Black.  The Polack has to stop and ask for directions.
>
>A3: Who cares?

A4: The merkun - koz wee'z da best and da smoitestest!
From: little_re@lrc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Request Purity Test!!!
Date: 29 Sep 92 14:59:35 EDT
Organization: Lenoir-Rhyne College, Hickory, NC

In article <1992Sep26.064030.83239@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:
>>Could someone be so kind as to send me a copy of the infamous Purity test.
>>Thanks.....
> 
> Again, if anyone wants a copy of this, mail their request to me,
> TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU. I have the 500-question version.  Also, rumor has it there is
> a 1000 question version. If you have this, please mail it to me!


    I have the 1000 question version.  If you want that, e-mail me and I'll
send it to you.

--
Rich Little		
LITTLE_RE@LRC.EDU	A hotrodder is someone who is completely 
Lenoir-Rhyne College	baffled by people who are NOT into cars!
Hickory, NC		


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Military humor
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 17:31:10 GMT

In article <zarthac.717408556@camelot> excalibr@camelot.bradley.edu (Michael Burke) writes:

>Navy:	A bucket of Prop Wash (could also be applied to the AF)
>	A box of Grid Squares (could also be applied to the Army)

	A sea anchor without a hole in it.
	Rope (or line) twisted in the "correct" direction.
	Locking pins for the F-14s' wings, to keep them from swinging
	    while it's on deck.

>Army:  	Left-Handed socket wrenches
>	Sight reticles for the main guns
>	Cans of Squelch for the Radio

Air Force:	(for a new radio/radar tech) Transmitter crystals for the
	    F-4 (or whatever) radar.
	Jet-blast solvent, for cleaning the afterburner.
	Locking pins for the F-111 or B-1 wings...


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"When we talk...7% of communication is conveyed by meaning of words, 38% from
intonation, 55%...takes the form of visual cues." John Walsh, Compression Labs
From: tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Date: 6 Oct 92 01:31:54 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Oct1.170846.4487@desire.wright.edu>, demon@desire.wright.edu (St
upendous Man) writes:
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WOR
ST CASCADE EVER.
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCAD
E BEAVER.
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!
!!
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>And it's really getting lame!
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ? !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>> |> > >>>> > >>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
>>> |> > >>>> > >>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
>>> |> > >>>> > >THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD,
>>> |> > >>>> > >BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
>>> |> > >>>> > WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
>>> |> > >>>> NAH! THIS AIN'T REC.HUMOR AT ITS BEST.
>>> |> > >>>SURELY YOU JEST?
>>> |> > >>THIS IS A TEST.
>>> |> > >SO BE OUR GUEST.
>>> |> > TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE.
>>> |> RETURN OF THE MONSTER CASCADE, HEE HEE HEE!
>>> IF WISHES WERE HORSES THEN WHAT WOULD WE BE?
>> THE ANSWER MUST BE IN UPPER CASE SO THAT ALL CAN SEE.
>DEPANTS HER IN HASTE SHE HAS TO PEE!
IF THIS CONTINUES, I MAY HAVE TO FLEE.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Buck Godot <bgodot@halcyon.com>
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Originator: bbs@halcyon.com
Keywords: purple
Organization: The 23:00 News and Mail Service
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 06:09:18 GMT

herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:

> In article <rdippold.717739570@cancun> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dipp
> >s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
> >>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
> >"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
> Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
 
 
    Try Nicuragua (THink of something he will...)
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Friday, 25 Sep 1992 21:55:17 MST
From: <AUEND@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject:    confucious say wanted

can someone please re-post any "confucious say" articles.  thanks...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: vaurenta@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Mathematician joke
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 07:30:43 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.171033.7462@miki.pictel.com>, hamilton@miki.pictel.com (Charlie Hamilton) writes:
|> In article <8emZWT200VpH035l8B@andrew.cmu.edu> "Bartosz M. Blacha" <bb2q+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
|> >
|> >
|> >This is the favorite joke of my high school physics teacher, who was
|> >really cool, until he retired and became a drunkard:
|> >
|> >
|> >An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are hiking in the
|> >mountains in Scotland..
|> >They see a black sheep.
|> >The astronomer says, "Gee, there are  black sheep in Scotland!"
|> >The physician says, "you can't say that, all you can say is that on this
|> >mountain there is a black sheep."
|> >The mathematician shouts, "Are you crazy?  That's bullshit!  All you can
|> >say is that on this slope of this mountain there is a sheep whose ONE
|> >SIDE is black!!!"
|> >
|> 
|> I have one that's a little less cerebral:
|> 
|> Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
|> He worked it out with a pencil.

 Yes... But this all reminds me of a painting I once saw... 
It was of three Native American women (no, not an ethnic joke). One was skinning a hippopotomas and the other two were skinning other animals...
The name of the painting was "The Squaw of the Hippopotomas is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides."
Naturally, the artist was called Pythagoras.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cravener@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Patty Cravener)
Subject: Re: Yogi Berra lines
Organization: University of Hawaii
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 09:45:57 GMT

How about:
"It was deja vu all over again."
From: comp_oper@darwin.ntu.edu.au (Glenn Wallace)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: <None>
Date: 7 Oct 92 09:50:56 +0900
Distribution: world

In article <1992Oct5.200519.1807@ucbeh.san.uc.edu>, sauerm@ucbeh.san.uc.edu writes:
> I am so horny!!!!!
> I am a single white female withlarge breasts please write me!!!!!!

Ok boys and girls.  This is the lesson for today.

See what happens when you leave your terminal logged in and unattended.

-- 
Glenn Wallace					comp_oper@darwin.ntu.edu.au
Northern Territory University
Darwin, Northern Territory,
Australia, World, Universe, etc...
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DISCLAIMER:
This is not necessarily the views of the management of this establishment:-
We just chain him up in that little cubby hole of his and leave him be!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: monty python search
From: dovsek@bbs.mdcbbs.com
Date: 30 Sep 92 08:16:57 GMT
Organization: IOLAB
Nntp-Posting-User: langerhans

  By chance would anyone out there have a collection of the Monty
Python shows on tape. I'm not talking about the movies mind you, but the 
1/2 hour tv shows that used to air on oddball TV channels. 
  I used to roll on the floor laughing at those as my parents would
look on in disbelief. I havent seen the show for years and years now.
(TV sucks so bad now I never watch it anyway).

And now for something completely different......

Mikael Dovsek
(714)399-1544
dovsek@BBS.MDCBBS.COM

thanx
Xref: sparky rec.humor:29817 alt.fan.monty-python:7162
From: MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: dead president sketch
Date: 28 Sep 92 19:50:33 GMT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

Bravo! Bravo (brava?)! What a performance of physical prowess!
I am truly honored to be in your (english needs a plural, don't it?)
presidents, er, presense. I loved it. I'm going to read it twice more!

-- Sal aka Siskel is my idol.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: shrtboy@draco.unm.edu (Scott)
Subject: Re: Foreign language signs
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 23:01:19 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
Keywords: foreign

> 
> [Sign with arrows pointing in a number of directions]
> 
> 
> +-------------------------+
> |      ^    ^     ^       |
> |      |    |     |       |
> | <- TOUTES DIRECTIONS -> |
> |                         |
> +-------------------------+
> 	|        |
> 
> (Toutes directions = all directions)
> 
> Obviously not quite all ... but thanks for the tip ... ?
> 

Shhhooooott!  You should feel lucky.  I hardly saw a sign anywhere.  And if I did it was to "Euro Disney"!   Uh... AHH...  **smile**

							S!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: psbapat@mtu.edu (   BAPAT)
Subject: Re: Genetics jokes by request
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 21:11:40 GMT

In article <1022@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu>, cobe101@emory.edu (Christopher C. Chung) writes:
> 
> Q: How can you tell if a chromosome is a girl or boy?
> 
> A: Tell it to take off it's genes.


Q. What is common to heredity and diorrhea?
A. They both run down the genes.

-- 

Pushpak Bapat                      | If people can't communicate, the 
e-mail: psbapat@mtu.edu            | least they can do is to shut up!!
Michigan Technological University  |                           - Tom Lehrer


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ghuntres@nyx.cs.du.edu (Gary  huntress)
Subject: Re: stupid criminal tricks
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 18:29:28 GMT


Someone tried to rob a bank in our town.  He handed the teller a
note and was so nervous that he passed out cold.  The police were
called, the would-be robber woke up, ran out the door only to 
discover that he had locked his keys in the (running) car.

What a loser!

Gary Huntress
From: T9214517@phillip.edu.au (BIGGUS DICKUS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Purity tests
Date: 6 Oct 1992 21:08:29 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu
X-Unparseable-Date: 07 Oct 1992 12:08 -0500 (EST)

Date sent:  7-OCT-1992 12:07:26 
>The order of turtles is an organization that is composed of people that
>always have pure thoughts. and every member has an imaginary jackass.
>and if asked if you are a turtle, a member must answer is a loud voice
>"I bet my ass I am!" if not answered properly, that member must by all
>turtles present a drink. to become a turtle a purity test must be passed
>with the following questions:


  Strange really, that such purity tests should come out of (or at least
have been reprinted in) Penthouse magazine...  Here's another :
  
	Q: What does a man have in his pants that a woman doesn't
	   want in her face ????




	A: Wrinkles.




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From: goris@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Andy Goris)
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1992 22:31:40 GMT
Subject: Re: Halloween jokes please...
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: rec.humor

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: The very long list of ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES.
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 4 Oct 92 09:30:40 CST
Organization: Brandon University

In article <BvGEIE.Bn9@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, jmk45295@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KNOCK IT OFF!!) writes:
> 
> Dear great newsreaders of the world,
> 
> I recall seeing a _very_ long and funny list
> of answering machine messages about a year ago
> on this newsgroup.
> 
> Could someone please repost this??
> 
> THANKS!
> jmk45295@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
> -- 
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Me too, please.

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From: clg3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHRISTINA LYNNE GULLO)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Date: 4 Oct 92 22:33:49 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <BvGMoB.FJ5@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, srd33435@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Of the hoo
d.) writes:
>
>
>
>Does any one have a list of stuff like:
>
>    Accy majors do it in numbers!
>    Physics majors do it at the speed of light!
>
>If you do please post it so the world will know
>how they should be doing it.
>
>Thanks.      Robin.
>
Sure!

Cheerleaders do it with a smile!!!

:)

Christina
-- 

"I think, therefore, I get confused."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mei172@cch.coventry.ac.uk (guru)
Subject: Re: WANTED: Catholic jokes
Keywords: Catholic Religion
Organization: abUSENET, Coventry University, Coventry, UK
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:54:37 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.132433.12676@slate.mines.colorado.edu> cmussack@slate.mines.colorado.edu (MUSSACK CHRISTOPHER ) writes:
>Father McLaughlin entered the library and saw Sr. Mary Katherine
>at the helper's desk.
>"Sister, I'm giving a lecture to the boys at St. Jonathin's next
>Thursday and I was wanting some references on the Arian Heresy."
>Sister looked at him shocked and suggested he try the secular
>library. Father Mac was honestly taken aback.
>"Why sister, whatever causes you to be so upset at my request for
>historical references on the Arian Heresy?"
>"Oh forgive me Father, I thought you said _Marian_Fallacy_!"

guru sez:
	sorry, I'm not religious. Can someone explain pleeze?
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From: achaulk@wtcd.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Alex Chaulk)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: RACIST
Date: 30 Sep 92 10:11:13 GMT
Organization: WIN Management Services - Dayton, OH

<MJD.92Sep28101655@saul.cis.upenn.edu> <1a8df0INN468@girtab.usc.edu>
Reply-To: achaulk@wtcd.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Defender)
Followup-To: 
Distribution: 
Organization: WIN Management Services - Dayton, OH
Keywords: 

In article <1a8df0INN468@girtab.usc.edu> echeverr@scf.usc.edu (Duck Tort)
writes:
>In article <MJD.92Sep28101655@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu
("[*] Angel of Mathematics") writes:
>>In article <joshua.717668494@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua
Geller) writes:
>>>   this is quite possibly true. in fact, all humor is more or less
>>>   sublimated aggression. 
>>Oh, it is, is it?
>>      A duck goes into a drugstore to get a box of Q-tips.
>>      He gets to the counter and the cashier asks him,
>>      ``How will you be paying for those, sir?''  ``Oh,''
>>      says the duck, ``Just put it on my bill.''
>>Stick THAT in your theory and flap around like a chicken in heat.
>
>Your 'joke' is highly offensive to all ducks.  This type of humor slanders
>them, giving them an image of being smart alecs who do not pay for
merchandise
>they get.
>
>I think you need a lesson in compassion, Mr. Dominus.
>
Hey, lighten up Mr. Duck Tort....  Just because you think ducks are honest
doesn't mean the rest of do.  I, for one, know many dishonest ducks who would
like nothing better than to steal, murder, and fill the air with fowl
language.  I refuse to tolerate your quackery.  


Al
Dayton, OH

=;-)
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