From: blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.)
Newsgroups: rec.games.pinball
Subject: It has to warm up...so it can KILL you!
Date: 7 Apr 92 07:30:35 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.fwpjr-c
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

OK- last time posting the entire noise list. This is pretty much totally
complete. Any further posts on this will just be corrections.
Please mail me any further comments/corrections. Thanks!



A revised and updated list of The Addams Family noises.
Please correct and add on.

I'll list 'em as I remember them, in sort of an 'order of play'...
Situation:
	Noise
(Parenthesis means I am not sure.)

When first putting money in:
	Uhh. {in various tones}
When first pressing the start button:
	Look everyone: we have guests!  
	Welcome, honoured guest.   
When adding another player:
	That's the spirit!
When continuing play, after a replay:
	Weeeeelllcome Back
Two consecutive weak plunger shots:
	You ought to know better than that.
Plunger shot into swamp:
	Have a nice swim
	Don't torture yourself
	You should know better

Regular Play Noises:
Whenever the magnets (The Power) is on:
{Seance, or multi-ball}
	Feel the power...
Hitting the train wreck:
	Good Show, Old Man!
Left inlanes, first time per ball:
	Tish! Gomez!
Right inlane, first time per ball:
	Gomez! Tish!
Bear Kicks Ramp:
	Grrrowwllll ';-)
Hitting a Cousin It target, first time per ball:
	It, old man!
Hitting a successful 5x swamp shot:
	Quicksand, fumes, toxic waste, its all ours!
Collecting an extra ball:
	Extra balllllll!
When starting an extra ball:
	Good man!  Shoot again!
	Good show! Shoot again!
	That's the spirit! Shoot again!
	Keep the ball, I've got a whole bucketfull.
	Well played! Shoot again!
Getting a ball into an un-opened vault:
	Dirty Pool, old man! I like it!
Scoring more than 20M of bonus for one ball:
{note- older machines, can't have an extra ball to get this quote}
        Who says you can't take it with you?
Ending a game with a credit left, no match, bad score:
	Best two out of three?
Ending a game, no match, no credits:
	Rest in peace.
Obtaining a replay score {newer machines}:
	It, old man!

Thing Noises:
When you send it up the Bear Kicks ramp w/ the Thing shot lit:
	Let's go, Thing!
When Thing makes the swamp shot:
	Well Played Thing, you're really on the ball!
When Thing grabs a ball for multiball 
	{* see multiball *}
When T-H-I-N-G is collected, no stars:
	No, no, no!
	No time for that now.
When Thing automatically flips the lower flippers in time to the snaps:
	Why, thank you, Thing.

Multi-ball related noises:
When G-R-E-E-D is spelled:
	Greeeed!
When G-R-E-E-D is spelled the second time:
	There, see what greed will get you?
When a ball is locked in Thing:
	That's the spirit Thing, lend a hand
When a ball is locked in the swamp:
	Good Thingking! {that is correct, thinGking }  
When Multi-ball is acheived:
	Now you've done it! SHOWTIME!
Locking a ball in Thing during multi-ball:
	Get the jackpot!
Collecting a Jackpot:
	{Triple!}{Double!}Jackpot!
Collecting a Jackpot with multi-ball still going:
	There's more where that came from!
Hitting the electric chair to start your second multi-ball:
	It has to warm up...so it can KILL you! SHOWTIME!
Missing the jackpot and running out of time on Thing multi-ball:
	Sorry, old man.

Mansion related noises:
Hitting an unlit Electric Chair:
	Its not plugged in yet!
	No, no, no!
	Missed!
	(I think there is one other....)
Hitting an unlit char w/ an extra ball to collect:
	No, no, no! Get the extra ball!
	Missed! Get the extra ball!
3 million:
	Threeeee million!
6 million:
	Six million!
9 million: 
	Nine million!
Graveyard At Max:
	Out to the cemetary! Come on, everybody!
Hit Cousin It:
	It's Cousin It!
Mamushka:
	The Maaaaamushka!
Quick Multiball:
	Quickmultiball.
Once the vault opens:
	Ahh! Straight to the vault!
Tunnel Hunt:
	Look, darling, just what we've been searching for.
First Tunnel:
	Perhaps it's in here?
Second Tunnel:
	There it is.
Third Tunnel:
	Just what we've been searching for.
Seance:
	Seance...Knock Three Times...Feel The Power.....
First Seance Knock:
	Thats Once!
Second Seance Knock:
	Twice!
Final Seance Knock:
	Thrice! Well done!
Thing:
	Look, darling.
Collecting Thing hurry-up:
	And that's not all!
Raise The Dead:
	Raise the Dead! Out to the cemetary, come on everybody!
Light Extra Ball:
	Get the extra ball!
Attic:
	{see spoilers below!}


And of course, last, and generally least ';-)
Tilt Warning:
	Careful!
Second Tile Warning:
	Careful! Careful!
Tilting:
	Heh, heh, heh, you're a funny guy!


Attic Spoilers follow:

When you collect the Attic:
	FIF-TY MILLION!      
	Look, Darling!     
	Get the extra ball!
	Out to the cemetary, come on, everybody!
	The Maaaamushka!
	(followed by the other timed awards, when one runs out)


OK- Now is it correct ';-)
As usual, please send further corrections/nits to me.
r.