From: mcadamw@coch11.alleg.edu (William McAdams)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few)
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:56:14 GMT
Organization: Allegheny College

In article <Bw5CJE.A83@news.cso.uiuc.edu> cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck  
Carroll) writes:
> jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
> >ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
> >>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
> >>>} cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> >>>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >>>} >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>} >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
> >>>} >>} >espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer)  
writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen)  
writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool  
Boy) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)  
writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R  
Linksvayer) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
> >>>} >>} >>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
> >>>} >>} }>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
> >>>} >>} }>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
> >>>} >>} }>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>} >>} }>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) 
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's 
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
> >>>} >>} }>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
> >>>} >>} }>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
> >>>} >>} }>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
> >>>} >>} }>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
> >>>} >>} }>Ya know, I miss Jane.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the  
same!
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put  
one to shame.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and  
maim
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he  
chimed.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a  
high-pitched whine.
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
> >>>} >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
> >>>} >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
> >>>} >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
> >>>} >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
> >>>} >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
> >>>} >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
> >>>} >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
> >>>} >>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
> >>>} >Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
> >>>} Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
> >>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane.
> >>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain.
> >Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain.
> Don't throw a punch if you're mad--complain.
> I never saw the Brady Bunch, my dad made me abstain

> -- 
BILL