HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: How bout me
Date: 16 Dec 92 16:26:00 GMT
Distribution: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: SUNY@Buffalo
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In article <1992Dec15.210104.7261@unlv.edu>, dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes...
>In article <6106@sumax.seattleu.edu> jfox@sumax.seattleu.edu (---------FOX---------) writes:
>>I'm a big fan of Monty Python. I have the Holy Grail, 20 years, 10 of the
>>Flying Circus half hour shows, Monty Python sings, The final Ripoff,and the
Only 10 of the MPFC shows? Gosh, I have over 30 (3 tapes worth!)!!!!

>>script to the Holy grail (before the editing). So do I get a seat in you
>>self-proclaimed government? Please? I've really got nothing else to do.
Umm...do you have the Monty Python Scrapbook/Life of Brian script????
I do and it was discounted quite a bit.

Tia aka has her own self proclaimed parliement.....maybe you can join it,
if you're good.
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: IMPORTANT--PLEASE READ!
Date: 15 Dec 92 03:26:51 GMT
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: as010b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu's message of 14 Dec 92 03:35:23 GMTLines: 30

In article <1992Dec14.033523.17779@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> as010b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (andrew david simchik) writes:

.Sorry about the title, couldn't think of an adequate summary.

.I'm a student at the University of Rochester, and a member of the
.student-run Committee of the Performing Arts.  A subset of us are interested
.in doing a sort of Monty Python cabaret, performing Pythonsongs and
.Pythonsketches as a sort of variety show.  We have scripts and music, but
.what we really need to know is this:

.Who do we write in order to get permission to perform the songs and
.sketches, and how long will this likely take, and how much will it cost us?

Oo!  You came to the right place, young man!  Just mail to me.
Enclose check for $3432 (processing fee) and/or your Visa card number,
and I'll get a response to you by..oh..say 1997?

.Information is needed as soon as possible.  Thank you very much for your
.help.

Of course!  That's what I'm here for.

.Drewcifer

Danielzabub

.PS: please E-mail me if possible, as I don't read this group on a regular
.basis.  My address is below my .sig.  Thanks!

Dan aka Oops!  I deleted it (silly me)
From: v124jw4y@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Benjamin R Pierce)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Theme song
Date: 15 Dec 92 01:58:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Dec14.210014.19735@hubcap.clemson.edu>, tendico@hubcap.clemson.edu (The Dread Pirate Wesley) writes...
>I seem to remember that the theme song to the show is some country's
>national anthem. Could someone fill me in as to which? Thanks.



The theme song is the "Liberty Bell March," by John Philip Sousa. Dunno if it's
a national anthem...I do know that I and a couple friends had a really hard
time keeping straight faces when we had to perform it in band back in high
school...


                                                         --Ben
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: COMMENTS
Date: 11 Dec 92 19:17:20 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1gas5mINNb3u@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
> In article <Bz3uLH.Lq4@umassd.edu> s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>>First of all...
> first of all, who are you to dictate what is done on this group?
> 
> ALT.fan.monty-python.
> UNMODERATED. get the picture? 

{bunches of stuff eaten by a large speeding turtle}
> 
> mr. olivier, this may be blatant flamebait you've posted, but i
> don't care.  i am bloody tired of people complaining about this group.
> alt. groups are anarchy.  there isn't much you can do about it.  if
> something bothers you, don't read it.  or put jester in yr killfile.
> i'm sure he doesn't give a wet slap what you do.
> 
> this group could be fun for the people involved, or it could be
> endless quoting the *finite* material the pythons have done, and
> endless requests of "could someone please post the scripts of all
> the movies" and "could someone post the words of the philosopher's
> song (god forbid)."
> 
> one last thing--THERE IS NO PRESIDENT OF THIS GROUP, YOU.
> gina is "vice-president."  this is a joke.  she knows it.  you
> are ignorant.  this is not name-calling.
> 
thank you leather. I appreciate your support, and i'm glad you see me
as smart enough to know when something is a joke and when it's not.
unfortunately some people are less able to quickly catch the humor,
though they do eventually see the joke and laugh....
> leather aka whew
Gina aka really
>                 
> 
> ________________________________________________________________________
> \are you weary of the lengthening days?      | heathernoel             /
> /do you secretly wish for november's rain?   | hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu \
> \and the harvest moon to wane in the sky (now that it's dry),          /
> /there is nothing in this world more bitter than spring.               \
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------    
> 
>
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Giant Mutant Cat Animated Skit
Date: 18 Dec 1992 00:45:35 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>	Could someone please post the "giant mutant cat" animation skit 
>from the movie "AND NOW FOR SOMETHING REALLY DIFFERENT"?
>
>Dale Meier

I'm still waiting for Lisa to show me "Candystriper and The Naught Bits".
You promised.



Ratmeier aka Mazel tov!
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Get fucked. Was: Re: Git (was re: Et in Arcadia ego)
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:26:52 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
>pete@minster.york.ac.uk writes:
>> rob@minster.york.ac.uk wrote:

>> > The art of gratuitous fucking must have reached its peak with Derek and Clive
>> 
>> What about Lenny Bruce?!

>You're forgetting about Billy Connely (the Scottish gentleman who says "fuck"
>incessently [sp?])

Fuck off!

>Eric aka the swearing around here is ridiculous
James fnord Fuck you!
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I aM NOT JESTER
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:52:00 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

fishhook@sage.cc.purdue.edu (steven freeman) writes:
>In article <BzGxrC.CCD@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>>>i wANT tO TeLL yOu How MUcH Of A Pain It Is TYpe LikE
>>>>THIs FoR PorLONgeD PerIOds oF tIME.
>>>>Jester aka brightening your day with another useless post
>>>You look like you're drunk on a MUD...
>>
>>I am not..I don't drink..ever.....
>>
>>>...man...I need a life...
>>
>>you think you need a life...........

I got lives fer sale! Get yer lives here! Hey, buddy, you need a life?
I got 'em real cheap! (opens trenchcoat to show good selection of 'hot' lives)

>>>Ratboy aka Who?
>>Jester aka Gina naked in bed with her legs spread wide?
>Timba, his arms wide. 
>Darmak and Jilad at Tenagra.>-- 
Mesaj aak Temba at rest!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: The unauthorized biography
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 03:30:20 GMT


Serious face on.......  :^|

Last weekend I read in the local 'paper (the Toronto Star) that
somebody has written a biography on John Cleese.  I recall that
the reviewer was impressed by it, but I'm going to have to scavenge 
at home for more information ... but I thought y'all would like to know.  
(I'm also surprised that nobody else seems to have posted about it (yet)).

Serious face off.........8v}

___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||      Keep yer stick on the ice, eh?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
PS....the phrase "serious face off" has nothing to do with 
		the National Hockey League or leprosy.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject:  Jester is my hero...
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 01:08:17 GMT

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday....For 3hrs only its the drag the
Jester around a mudpit, hang Jester on the gallows...and
shoot Jester through the skull show.

Thats right for Only a mere $20 you to can
participate in the first ever international lynching
Jester contest. 

Just drive to Kalamazoo, Michigan, Jester's hometown..
drag him out of his bed on the 2nd floor, at 154 Fairview
at do what you want with his body...

Send all Cheques and Money Orders to:

I want to Kill, Maim and Make Jester Sterile Fund
123 Smith Drive
Anytown USA 45678-9012
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: I aM NOT JESTER
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 18:52:24 GMT

mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>i wANT tO TeLL yOu How MUcH Of A Pain It Is TYpe LikE
>>THIs FoR PorLONgeD PerIOds oF tIME.
>>Jester aka brightening your day with another useless post
>You look like you're drunk on a MUD...

I am not..I don't drink..ever.....

>...man...I need a life...

you think you need a life...........

>Ratboy aka Who?
Jester aka Gina naked in bed with her legs spread wide?
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: formula4@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Formula 409)
Subject: I am not John Cleese.
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 06:40:09 GMT

I am most definitely not John Cleese, so you just wasted your time.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dave@admiral.uucp (Dave Litchman)
Subject: Re: lumberjack song
Organization: The Admiral's Unix System & The Grid BBS
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 19:40:06 GMT

In article <Bz6EED.q6@news.udel.edu> claire@chopin.udel.edu (Claire Elizab Barna) writes:
>In article <1g9u3fINNjs3@ricotta.csv.warwick.ac.uk> mapac@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr H M Brown) writes:
>>
>>
>>
>>	Could someone please e-mail me the lyrics to the Lumberjack song.
>>	Many thanks in advance
>>		Haydyn.
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>And me too please..Pretty please with sugar on top...It'll be an early
>Hanukkah present...				Thanks.
>							Claire
>						(claire@chopin.udel.edu)
>
>
>

Chorus:

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Yes, I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesday I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea!

Chorus

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wildflowers.
I put on women's clothing, 
and hang around in bars!

Chorus

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, 
suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
just like my dear Mama! (or papa, depending on which version you listen to)

Chorus


k

-- 
"Dammit Jim, I'm a free man, not a number!"
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"Ray, when somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" -- Winston Zeddmore
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Spam
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:42:50 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>Spam tastes like fucking donkey nuts...
>Ummm...how do you know?
oh, god! not the "fucking" thread again!


>Ratboy aka doesn't want to know the answer to that question...yet posted it
>  anyway...go figure.
Jamesa nerak What question?
From: scriven@ecf.toronto.edu (SCRIVEN ADAM)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: HELP MEEEEEEE.....
Date: 19 Dec 92 16:14:25 GMT
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility

In article <92353.085049SXH140@psuvm.psu.edu> <SXH140@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Gentees and ladlemen,
>     I urgently require your assistance. I need scripts, and I need 'em bad
>Holy Grail, Life of Brian, and even Princess Bride (i saw these here before
>but never had a chance to get copies.)
>If you could send them to the address below my sig, or post them, I would
>be ever indebted (mabye even willling to compensate). Thank you!! :)
>Loqutus of Borg
>(aka Steve the Frolicing)
>SXH140@psuvm.psu.edu

There is an FTP site called cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu that has all of the
scripts that you need.  If you want a copy of the Grail, that includes
the Swedish subtitles, just e-mail me and I'll mail you a copy

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.


Adam  (scriven@ecf.utoronto.ca)


*****************************************************************************

He is Bob
Eager for Fun.
He wears a Smile.
Everybody RUN.

					  -Twin Peaks
					  
*****************************************************************************
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: oops...
Date: 18 Dec 1992 01:24:47 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>Sixtus V, Pope from 1585 to 1590 authorized a printing of the Vulgate
>Bible.  Taking no chances, the pope issued a papal bull automatically
>excommunicating any printer who might make an alteration in the text.
>This he ordered printed at the beginning of the Bible.  He personally
>examined every sheet as it came off the press.  Yet the published
>Vulgate Bible contained so many errors that corrected scraps had to be
>printed and pasted over them in every copy.  The result provoked wry
>comments on the rather patchy papal infallibility, and Pope Sixtus had
>no recourse but to order the return and destruction of every copy.

Are we being tested on this?

Ratboy aka thought school was over until January.















(Lots O Extra Lines [TM] becuase I included so much...)
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: NO-body expects the Spanish Inqui.......er....Jester
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:34:33 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1g84fhINNit5@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
> me and jester and gina and soe guy whose name i can't remember who started
> the whole thing (i'm sorry to have erased your bit, sir, but progress,
> you know..))
> 
>>> my name is not jessie...dammit...and i cannot bugger..
>>> its not in my vocabulary...... 
>>>>leather aka but i won't admit to anything
>>> Jester aka you never would..even after our one-nite stand.....
>>Well, Leather, it's nice to know we share the same taste in "men",
>>isn't it? Be careful of this one--'e will break your 'eart, if you've
>>got one.
> ooh, are you insinuating that jester isn't a man? hmmm...

no; he's man enough (for what?)

> what didhe do to you, if i may be so bold as to ask?

'e quit lovin; me, 'e did!

> anyway, that wasn't me with jester in the one-night stand, it
> was simon; he admitted it a few letters back.

OK. I didn't want to lose my good opinion of you, my friend.

> so jester *does* know how to bugger...?
> and he has lied to me again.....

yes he does and yes he did.
> 

>>Gina aka I should know, he did me
> poooor girl..i am sure there are many men willing to comfort you,
> dear..

Really, Where are they then?
> 
> leather aka oh no! inner-organisational turmoil!
Gina aka oh yes! internal orgasmal turmoil!
> ________________________________________________________________________
> \are you weary of the lengthening days?      | heathernoel             /
> /do you secretly wish for november's rain?   | hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu \
> \and the harvest moon to wane in the sky (now that it's dry),          /
> /there is nothing in this world more bitter than spring.               \
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------    
> 
>
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gina aka what a babe..
Date: 18 Dec 1992 00:25:57 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>Incidently i got real pics of Gina in the mail today....
>
>wowowowoweeee!! what a babe..especially the pic in the 
>black strapless dress. ....who knows..for the right
>price..i might forge copies and sell them for
>a ludicrous price.....

GIF! GIF! GIF! GIF! What? Right!

>Jester aka we now return you to hype radio......
Ratboy aka no, no, no....it's the news for humans...

Incidently, I got pictures of Simon (who?) in the mail today...
ack.








Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: rutley1@cc.swarthmore.edu (Ro Utley)
Subject: Re: lumberjack song
Organization: Swarthmore College
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 22:07:42 GMT

In article <damiene.724491213@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>,
damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
> 
> s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> 
> >-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >>And me too please..Pretty please with sugar on top...It'll be an early
> >>Hanukkah present...				Thanks.
> >>							Claire
> >>						(claire@chopin.udel.edu)
> >>
> 
> >MUST BE JEWISH...
> 
> No , I can't be, I'm not cosha (sp?)
> 
> Eccles
> 
> 
> 
Einstein, firstly,  it is spelled "Kosher" , and secondly, so what if it is
a Hanukkah present or a Christmas present? Should it really bother you? Why
don't you stop trying to impress with one-liners that have no relevance AND
are spelled incorrectly!. 
_________________________________________________________________
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: And now for a complete change of mood.
Date: 12 Dec 92 04:12:29 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) writes:
>Jester, you have no hope in hell of coming close to the great masters.  Dead
>fish (named or unnamed) provide wittier and more humorous discourse than you
>could even DREAM of.

apparently i have a critic.........everyone else loves me...
gee...get a clue....

>Why not do something more productive with your time, which you seem to have
>so much of, by coming up with a FAQ for the group?

why for?? there are not any questions other than...

send me the script...send me the script....

besides i maintain 2 FAQS for other groups already.....

>"Improvise" my ass.  I'll tell you what gets old, it's you coming up with YET
>another ripoff of Four Yorkshiremen, among other inanities...

well then don't read the group....i sure am not pressuring you
to read my so called 'drivel'

Jester aka piss off!
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From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: i AM john cleese
Date: 18 Dec 1992 00:49:48 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>> >you silly fools.  how could you be so silly as to believe me?  why,
>> >i'm not even a man!
>> I didn't believe you because I'm John Cleese.
>> -- 
>> Mike Landauer
>> signature file
>   i thought you didn't believe me beacuse you've seen me naked.  ah,
>well, i guess i have you confused with someone else.

Can I see you naked?

By the way...who are you?

Sheesh. Every time I leave the group for a few weeks there are new
females here...

hmmm....

Be back next year.

Ratboy aka Slumber party at my place!


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Gina aka what a babe..
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 01:02:18 GMT

Incidently i got real pics of Gina in the mail today....

wowowowoweeee!! what a babe..especially the pic in the 
black strapless dress. ....who knows..for the right
price..i might forge copies and sell them for
a ludicrous price.....

Jester aka we now return you to hype radio......
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From: lrd4038@venus.tamu.edu (LARISA)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Where is article 12275
Date: 17 Dec 1992 19:06 CST
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: venus.tamu.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

WHERE IS ARTICLE 12275???  I LOST THE HOLY GRAIL SCRIPT!!!
AAAAAAAAAARGH! 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jasstev@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (stevens jason)
Subject: My brain huuuuuuuurts!!!!!......
Summary: kjdhbckjhdckjbvc
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 23:57:23 GMT
Keywords: kjhgfkjhdvk

  
  its finals time and Mr Gumby says "Sorrrreeee....
  My brain 'uuuuuuurts."

  Good luck to those suffering with cists on their left eyelid and also trying
  to review work and do finals.....

  IF YOU FLUNK THEN YOU WILL RECEIVE A VISIT FROM.......
  

  NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION......
  our chief weapon etc...

  Stressed.