From: jmeranda@us.oracle.com (John Meranda)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT: July 26 MondayJeepUpdate
Date: 28 Jul 92 16:56:17 GMT


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Hiya, friends!! Happy Lurkers Day to one and all!!
Come out, come out wherever you are!!
Welcome to WardD! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!!

....and welcome to the ATWT MondayJeepUpdate! Todays' was an exciting
episode!! In fact, I got so worked up, I was prescribed a heavy sedative at
the end of the show.  ...What a SHOT!!!  (sorry, but this is really a longie)  
Here's the scoop, folks!!

At Ellens, Court'me and GetEven wait up for S'yawn to show.  Easy
is there too.  Finally, S'yawn does asrrive.  He asks Easy why 
she is there.
"Like, I quit Cruiser L.A!", she tells him.;-)
Court'me asks S'yawn to call Anus, as he earlier asked.
He does, and informs the folks at the Hughes pad that Frantic 
is in good hands (With EricKessler, his associate).

Meanwhile, at the SwissCabin,  Frantic finds a packet of letters.
In a footnote, she reads: IT'S (the cabin)IS THE BEST PRESENT NATE COULD
HAVE GIVEN US: Then Frantic attempts to pry open the locked desk drawer.

Meanwhile, we are treated to a duplicate scene of H2D pulling 
up to the TramStation, finding the pack in Frantics rented 
Mercedes, and him rushing into the TramStation.

Back in Yuckdale, S'yawn is introduced to EdWeenie, who is still 
up with Ellen working on the AIDS BALL details. 
Then S'yawn asks Court'me to join him in Zurich. That is, to come with 
him when he leaves tomorrow.  EdWeenie interjects, and tells Court
that Anus will surely understand and give her the time off work.
Court is bummed, because she originally was planning on going 
with GetEven on her vacation to Zurich. GetEven tells her he will try 
to get the time off from Walsh to go with her.EdWeenie frowns on this one.:-((

At home, Bobo is increasingly worried.  He wants to call the lodge, 
but Kimster tells him the phone is probably not hooked up there.

Frantic reads some things that Chairolegs had written at the lodge:
I TRUSTED CANDICE, BUT AFTER I TALKED WITH COUSILYN, SHE'S THE LAST
ONE I SHOULD TRUST, AND SHE COULD END UP DESTROYING US.  
Frantic reads on:
ARTHUR CALLED. I ACCIDENTLY PICKED UP THE PHONE IN THE OTHER ROOM.
H2D GAVE HIM A WARM GREETING.  I HUNG UP THEN. LATER, I ASKED HIM 
WHO CALLED, AND HE SAID IT WAS ARTHUR, AND THEY WERE COOKING UP 
A SURPRISE. ....THAT NIGHT, H2D MADE LOVE TO ME LIKE A BUNNY RABBIT,;-)
BUT WHEN I WOKE THE NEXT DAY, HE WAS GONE.  THERE WAS A NOTE ON HIS 
PILLOW, TELLING ME TO JOIN HIM ON THE SLOPES.  THE NIGHT BEFORE, THERE
WAS A WEATHER REPORT SAYING THE CONDITIONS WERE "TREACHEROUS",  BUT
DARRYL SAID HE CHECKED THE WEATHER CONDITIONS AND TOLD HER THEY WERE PERFECT. 
Then Frantic is fiddling with the lamp (I think), and it triggers the
latch of a secret compartment in the desk.  There are more papers inside.

Meanwhile, H2D gets on the tram, and ascends the hill, er *mountain*.

Cut to the Mustang. It's quite late (sometime after midnight) and Hutch is
there talking to RoseHand about how he  had to rescue Tease because Palls
FERRARI (that little brat) quit on her, and he had to help her get it started.
(obviously carbon build-up from  not driving it like it should be
driven........at 120+ mph!....:-) Then Tease shows up.

Back in Swizzerland, H2D reaches the top of the hill....er, *mountain*.

Court'me calls the Hughes house, hoping to talk to Anus. He is up putting
KlingonKris to bed, so she is unable to speak to him.

Back in Swizzerland, H2D runs towards the lodge.
In the lodge, Frantic reads more of Chairolegs writings:
HE'S WITHDRAWING BIG SUMS OF MONEY FROM OUT ACCOUNT.  IS HE GAMBLING
AGAIN??  HE HASN'T CHANGED A BIT.  WOMEN CALL HERE, AND I HAVE FOUND
LIPSTICK ON HIS HANKY MORE THAN ONCE.  I WONDER WHO HE IS BOINKING??
With tears in her eyes, Frantic reads on:
I REMEMBER HIS AFFAIR WITH CONNER WALSH IN CAP D'ANTIBBES. I HAD TO GET AWAY
FROM HIM. I KNEW THAT ONE WOMAN WAS NOT ENOUGH FOR HIM.  LATER, I ASKED
HIM FOR A DIVORCE. 
Frantic cries, and continues reading:
I'M FRIGHTENED.  LATER, H2D TALKED ME OUT OF DIVORCING HIM, AND AFTER
THAT HE WAS VERY LOVING.  THAT ONLY INCREASED MY DOUBTS.  COULD HE 
HAVE BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR LATE-NATE (her dads') DEATH?? I HATE EVEN
WRITING THAT.  I DREAD HIM COMING HOME.

"What the *hell* is going on, Frantic?", H2D says to her after coming in 
the door, shocking the hell out of Frantic. (oops, sorry..).
Then H2D, standing by the door, with his back in front of the lock,
sneakily locks the door (using the key??).
"LIES, Darryl!", Frantic shouts at him, still crying.
"WHERE's that letter CabinCruiser sent you?", he shouts.
"I DON'T HAVE IT. It's with my mom and dad (in case anything
happens to her)", she shouts back.
He asks what is in the letter
"You KNOW what he is acusing you of", Frantic tells him.
"I thought you trusted me", H2D says, in a lame attempt for sympathy.
"I *did*, but now I can't tell the truth from the lies", she shouts. "It's 
not just Cabin, but also Chairolegs too! All this is in her own writing",
she says as she shows him the letters and notes she has found.
"Lemme see those", he snaps.

Tease arrives home really late, and Babs was really worried.  Tease 
explains that the Ferrari broke down, and Hutch had to give her a ride home.
Hutch tells Babs that the car just needs a tune-up, and he'll arrange it.
Babs then tells Tease that her daddy called from Alva and told her that 
her mamma idn't doin' too wale, and she hasta ga back t' Alva t' take cara
her mamma. Tease is way bummed about this, and begs Hutch to go with her.
Hutch tells her he is way too busy on the farm, and will miss her.

EdWeenie tries to talk GetEven out of going to Europe with Court'me.
She thinks the people at Walsh would see it as an irresponsible move.
"It's not a good time for Court and I to be apart", he tells her.
Then Anus arrives at Ellens. Court asks Anus for the time off, 
and he gladly obliges.(sp)

Back at Babs, Hutch has left, and alone Tease remembers Hutch telling
her he'll miss her. (when she goes back to Kentucky)
"Ya, I *bet*", she sarcastically says.     
------**insert daydream here**--->  At The Mustang Pond,  we see Hutch
approaching RoseHand. She asks him where his shadow (Tease) is. 
He tells her she is in Kentucky, and she asks him why he didn't go with her
there.
"Now's not a good time to leave the farm.....or you.", he tells RoseHand.
....and would you look at that swimsuit she's got on!!! 8^P
(BTW, I thought she didn't even own a swimsuit. I think we've seen her 
in at least 4 different suits by now....)
...for a description of the suit from a womans point of view , and comment as
well, let's switch to  our "Coed of the Damned"  correspondant Kiesha Gray:
Kiesha, take it away!

>Subject: ATWT: Rosehand
>From: keisha@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Coed of the Damned)
>Keywords: large, firm, soft
          ^^^^   ^^^    ^^^  (JeepNote.. hee,hee:-):-)
>Message-ID: <76688@ut-emx.uucp>
>Reply-To: keisha@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Coed of the Damned)
>
>I've been missing about three of the five shows of ATWT a week, and I
>had not yet seen the illustrious Rosehand in a bathing suit.  I thought
>that all the talk about her "generous talents" was just overreacting by
>the male patients on the ward after too many blues.  Nope, I didn't
>believe it, none of it.
>Until today.
>Today (7-27) Rosehand was in Tease's daymare sequence (the one she had when
>she found out that she would have to go back to Kentucky and be away from
>duh...Hutch for more than ten seconds) in a red two-piece swimsuit AND I
>SAW THEM.
>There they were, large as a Texas prairie morning.  Maybe it was just me,
>but the contours of that suit made her breasts seem like they were as big
>as Rhode Island.  (JN:hee,hee,hee,......8^)
>  Maybe it had something to do with the fact that THERE WAS NO UNDERWIRE   
>IN THAT SWIMSUIT TOP. (JN: wouldn't it rust in the water? Rustanna!!!..sorry..
>I hate costume designers who don't understand that a woman who is that well
>endowed needs some support.
>
>I feel a little sorry for the actress that plays Rosehand.  It definitely
>must be embarassing to have to walk around like that.  What was the casting
>director thinking?  "Hmm,  it's the summer, and we need a little T and A.
>And hey, if a little T and A is good, then a WHOLE LOT is EVEN BETTER!"
>
>Well, I throw my shoe ( black suede leather pump, 1.5 inch heel) at that
>casting director, and Douglas Marland, too.  I snarl at them, exposing my
>fangs to their pale, white necks.  He should know better than to exploit that
>girl like that.
>		Keisha J. Gray -- Co-ed of the Damned
>	    (keisha@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu, but not for long.)
>          "Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash!"

Thank you Kisha, for that EXCELLENT report.......hee,hee,hee,hee.......

Uh HUM! Now, where were we...oh ya! 
Hutch aproaches RoseHand (this is still a dream, mind you) and kisses
her softly, and suggests she "join him" in a swim.   <---exit Tease daydream**-

Cut to the Mustang, where RoseHand is remembering the time she proved to 
Hutch that she could swim as good as he could.....

Back at the Lodge in Swizzerland, H2D reads the letters of Chairolegs, and
tells Frantic that there is nothing in there that he can't explain.
"She was opviously lonely and depressed.  I was shouldering DeWitt on 
my shoulders, (he said it just like that)and I was working night and day", H2D
tells her. 
"What about the women?" Frantic shouts at him.  She then reads one of the 
letters aloud:
HE OBVIOUSLY HASN'T CHANGED.  AFTER HIS AFFAIR WITH CONNER WALSH IN CAP
D'ANTIBBES....
"I tried to tell you in Puerto rico, but you didn't want me to tell you. 
It was brief. It only lasted a week.", he snivels
"It makes me SICK to think of all the times I saw you alone with Conner on that
porch talking business while I was there at home" she tells him.
"How long have you and CandyCane been lovers?", she also asks him.
"It's not like that", he tells her. 
"Ya, I'll *bet*", she sarcastically says.
"DeWitts future is at stake", he tells her.
"You didn't even *come* here. MrTramMan said you haven't been here for over
2 years.  So where did you go last year??  And recently??  ...and what about 
the mortgage?  You said you paid the house off, but you didn't even make 
the house payment!  Where did that million dollars go??...and why did you 
say Nate picked this place out, when it was YOU??...and what about that
'chummy' call from Arthur the night before the big storm/Chairolegs accident?
You said it (the weather) wasn't dangerous. You LIED!", Frantic shouts!!
She then reads how Chairolegs describes it as being reported to be treaturous
conditions.
"Lemme see that", as he grabs the note from her hands with the veins in 
his temple buldging.  He's hot!
"I came here to try to prove that Cabin was a liar", she tells him.
"What did he say", he asks her again.
"You set-up Chairolegs accident", she tells him.
"I thought you'd take my word over CabinCruisers sick mind.
"NO. I it's Chairolegs word too!", she shouts.
H2D starts sniveling, once again going for the sympathy plea. 
"You think I'm capable of murder?", he asks her. Then he goes over 
and throws the Chairos writings in the fireplace, in an attempt to 
burn them.
He notices her grabbing more letters.
"What do you have! Lemme see! He grabs her.  
"READ IT" she shouts, 
"*YOU* read it", he tells her while starting to pout. Frantic reads:
OH LORD, HOW CAN LIVE WITH THINKING ABOUT THIS.  I AM CHANGING MY
WILL AS SOON AS I GET BACK HOME. HE PROFEITED FROM DADDIES WILL.
"This is CrAzY!", H2D says with fire in his eyes. "I gotta get rid of these 
lies. You realize what would happen if somebody saw these? I'm glad you're 
the only one whos' read them". He tells her.
Realizing what this all means, Frantic panicks, and meekley says
"Oh God.Oh,God." she whimpers.
She tries to escape, but since the door is locked, she is unable to. 
He winds up throwing the keys against the door.  
"Why are you so afraid?" he asks her. 
Frantic backs off and looks totally scared sh*tless.(oops ..)
"Burn it", H2D says to himself,"burn it all".
"NO! don't!" Frantic yelps while trying to get him to stop from destroying
this evidence.
He grabs the fireplace poker and heads towards her. 
"What are you going to do?? Kill me TOO?" Francic boldly asks. "Go ahead,
DO IT!".
Suddenly the tabels turn and she manages to get ahold of the fireplace
poker.  ...and she THWAPS THAT SUCKER ON THE LEFT SIDE OF HIS HEAD!
H2D then collapes on the chair.  Frantic, stands frozen in terror.
Next scene, we see Frantic running for the TramStation, but upon her 
arrival, she finds the Tram is not there. She watches in terror for his
shadow to appear in the TramStation doorway. 

Back in the states, (Yuckdale in fact),the oldsters turn in, and  Easy and
GetEven talk more turkey at Ellens.  
Easy leaves GetEven and Court to talk before retiring themselves.
GetEven tells Court he wants to be with her tonight because he can't 
go to Zurich with her, and they may not have another night together for
awhile. Before Court'me can awnser, EdWeenie appears in the doorway.  She is 
looking  sorta pathetic, and claims to be having another "panick/anxiety
attack". Court knows this is the end of the night for them.

Bobo continues to worry about Frantic, and recalls advising  Frantic not to 
jump into anything.  He also recalls Frantic telling him that she was totally
in love with Darryl, and felt like she had know him all her life.
Kimster comes into the room, and Bobo tells her he wonders why Frantic has 
not called them.

Cut to Frantic on the tram.  THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!
The Tram is finally there.  Frantic is totally panicked after boarding
the tram.  The doors close, and just before the Tram gets going.....
....H2D jumps into the Tram from a hole in its ceiling. He has a 
hanky on the side of his head (which is bleading) and looks practically
delerious. Frantic is frantic.

Cut
Print.
Sorry this was so bloody long!

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