From: jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Hey LameFlame losers! reply to M.
Date: 20 Jul 92 22:47:29 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

In article <1992Jul16.142559.428@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
> In article <1992Jul14.174058.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
(Troll's text deleted to make way for the ensuing carnage.) 

> You are one clueless piece of shit aren't you Troll.  And while we are on the
> subject, who, other than a fucking retard, would answer to Troll.   Does

Not so clueless that the subtle nuances of punctuation and using a question
mark  when I ask a question escape me, unlike yourself cretinous crawler.  Poor
spelling is one thing but even the most uneducated idiot typically knows enough
to end a question with a question mark- I guess you must go to even more of a 
"advertised-on-the-back-of-a-matchbook" school than you claim that I attend.
You're probably an English major there no doubt.

> this mean you are four feet tall, green, butt ugly, and live under a bridge?
> I have seen some stupid nick names here on the net but, this is by far, the
> most inane.  I mean what did you think, "Gee my life is so fucking worthless,
> I need a snappy nick name... lets see... uh.. er.. I'll call myself Troll!
> Yeah, that's it, everybody will think it is cool."  You fucking loser.

If you had been conscious or at least sentient at the time of my "Hi Boyz and
Girlz!" post you might know why I am called troll.  I'll assume you were too
busy masturbating or that you didn't yet know how to read at that time- which
is obviously the case with an idiot of your enduring quality.  Let's talk
about that snappy and clever as a post-hole digger nickname of yours-M!
M- that is so cool!  I think I've got it figured,  your parents were just as
stupid as you are so they couldn't come up with anything better than M. This
benefitted you tremendously because your 1/10th of a K memory couldn't handle
anything more (due to your inherited stupidity)  and when people would call,
"Hey M, time to eat!"  you understood, whereas if you had a more difficult 
name with syllables and such,  let's say Mikey for argument's sake,  you'd
be standing there dumbfounded and starving due to your pea-sized brain's
inability to process what you had just heard.  Gratefully though, sooner or
later your luck will wear out and you will perish as Darwin predicted.
Wait- here's a better scenario!  M- must've been your project name- Baby M
that is!  You were the government's top experiment in trying to create a human
that could still function- but without a brain!  What a success!  Now we know
your secret story and we are better able to understand you and excuse the
lack of quality and inanity of your pointless postings!  


> 
> And what's this, University of Scranton?  What the fuck kind of lame school
> is this?  What do you need to get in to this fine institution, a GED and a
> pulse?  Can you say Mickey Mouse U?  Can you say Community Collage?  Go to
> a real school you worthless scum.  >>(No, but I can say Community CollEge.)
This just shows what fine work your educational institution did with you, but
I guess the cards were stacked against them since there special ed. department
wasn't well established.
> 

> The reason nobody wasted their time on your last post is that it was painfully
> obvious that your lame ass wasn't worth it.  You had that stupid quote from
> Gun's 'N Roses. This, coupled with where you posted from, was a dead give away
> as to just how much of a loser you really are.
> 
More likely that the real reason was that you and Matt Welsh and a couple other
of your "butt buddies" got together at your weekly lame flamers meeting to
pool your dwindling intellects in a vane attempt to reply to me and we see
the sparkling product of your collective workmanship here today.  I'll excuse
it though because after the lot of you homos circle-fucked each other silly
you were'nt much up to writing, so try again "Rat-Bastard".  (thanx Matt)

								TRoll

P.S.  I'm not prejudice against you because you're homos, in fact I'm glad
because it keeps you off the streets and out of the gene pool.
> 
> 	M
                                                         
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