HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: adh@minster.york.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Obnoxious pillocks observation #1
Date: 25 Jan 93 18:04:14 GMT
Reply-To: adh@minster.york.ac.uk (adh)
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of York, England

there should, perhaps, be an apostrophe in the subject line.
i don't think so, but you can judge for yourself.

i note that at least one individual around here feels that
people's bodies are for the delight of others, rather than
in any sense to be used for the pleasure and convenience
of the individual who inhabits them. this is clear from his
repeated postings on the subject of breast reduction.

i feel that he should practice what he preaches. when i was
young, i was shown (as part of my school education) an animation
of the mechanism by which a penis becomes erect. informative
though this was, i think that a working model would be
more effective. what i envisage is a human male, with the penis
surgically modified with translucent and transparent components
to permit easy observation and explanation. perhaps the circulatory
system could be filled with some oxygenated, fluorescent marker
solution to enhance the effect? i'm not a bio-modification expert.
demonstrations could then be given by showing the updated
person a pair of large prosthetic breasts, and observing the
development of the inevitable ensuing priaprism.

i assume we have a volunteer in the audience?

wondering if hypocrisy is rife,
adh
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From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Words to live by
Organization: Inst. for Epistemological Pathology
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 20:59:54 GMT

"You can't walk around all the time with a pillow over your face.
At least tip it up a little so you can see."

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
- Dissecting personal psychopathology at the edge of the 20th century -
From: adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Recognition at Last
Date: 25 Jan 93 14:15:28 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <MJD.93Jan23115759@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>Another person recognized me as Leon Trotsky last night.

	So what did he do with the ice-pick?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: royd@ERE.UMontreal.CA (Roy Daniel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Odds & Happiness as a whole
Date: 21 Jan 93 18:02:03 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

I used to own a pet dinosaur. But not anymore; he ran away with my girlfriend.

The bitch. If I'd known, I would have loved her a little more.

-- 
Daniel Roy, of the "Voyageurs sans Permis"			CARPE DIEM!!

"A man's science is another man's magic; 
 for all I know, Merlin was a physicist."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: dear paul...(was Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help)
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:11:29 GMT

JANE HORVATH writes:
>Paul Vader writes:
>>JANE HORVATH writes:
>>>can anyone tell me how to make lesbians stop hitting on me? i am a

>>Oh man did you blow it. Here I was, about to proclaim you as the best
>>"instant oldbie" since the canetoads, and you post this. One Carasso is

>calm down, paul. i didn't mean to offend you or any other gays (or do you
>prefer 'homosexuals'? ) with my post.
>-jane
>if you ask real nice, maybe i'll give you a suppository, though i'm sure
>it will seem small in comparison with what you're used to.

OK, ok... hmm... (removing pencil from ear-no, nowhere else, not
on Mondays at least)

isis% scoreboard talk.bizarre JANE HORVATH
Calculating... done.

STICKING FOOT IN POTENTIALLY HOMOPHOBIC SHITPILE, INSERTING 
FOOT IN MOUTH: -5 

SWALLOWING CONVINCINGLY: +6

isis%

-T

Keeping score, so you won't have to

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.flame,alt.job.gooley,rec.pets
Summary: here's where dougy boy gets it up the you know what with a ....
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	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 22:10:26 GMT

In article <1993Jan24.193355.16736@ncsu.edu> dsh@eceyv.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger) writes:
>In article <gerald.727642733@gerald> 
>gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>>01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>
>put their life on the line for pompous little shits like you.
>No wonder IBM is losing so much money -- they've got too many
>snotty cock-sucking Canadians spending their time posting to the
>net.  Why don't you start pulling your weight and stop jizzing 
>on the net before they fire your lazy Canadian ass? 
>

now doug, just because 'mr. proud to be a brain washed rotc dude' and you
are having one of those nifty relationships now available to military
types under our new president doesn't mean you have to get your panties in
a bunch. how do you know he's not pulling his weight? hmmm. maybe his job
is to piss off pre-dick-table guys like you. please go away. please?
--
"i sure wish i didn't have to print out every posting and read them by
brail. ascii just doesn't seem the same as when i could see."
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: souix swallows gooleys head....
Date: 22 Jan 93 18:38:13 GMT
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA



In article <1993Jan20@scottys.skidrow.edu> kissmyass@scottys.skidrow.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:

   here, i will spell it for you.   S-I-O-U-X  



Analgram:
========
 O I SUX




"horndog of the month club"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: cj's piercing
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 17:54:33 GMT

joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:

>cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

>>[heartfelt, poignant piercing story omitted]

>I knew a guy who pierced his ear with a .22.

This is handy, because you can do both ears at the same time, if you
do it right.

--mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Found art
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 15:25:01 GMT

In REC.GAMES.CHESS <32iRXB1w164w@tweekco.uucp> jay@tweekco.uucp (Jay Whitley) writes:

>I've read allegations about drugs in chess (allegations about
>Karpov in K-K World Championship, etc.)  Should drug use be
>banned from chess play as it is in athletic events? Should there
>be drug testing?  

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Bloomington, IN)

and
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Die Zeit wartet auf niemand und auch nicht auf mich
Date: 23 Jan 1993 14:55:46 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <9301230810.AA14661@prg.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:
>
>Mr Shergold is also faint with delight at this opportunity to confirm
>that in all probability it was being filmed on tape that came in nasty
>little plastic cassettes, in ugly great aluminium and plywood boxes;  /
>and that the extended metaphor is one of the few art forms which can /
>safely be practiced by everybody, be they ever so humble.           / g

It's not an extended metaphor, but a literal use, and an incorrect literal
use as I wish to point out.
--scott
   (actually, there is still a lot of nontheatrical film work going on in
    the UK because the materials and equipment cost matrix is pretty 
    significantly different than it is in the US, and also because more
    people out there realize that video looks rotten.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 21 Jan 93 18:58:53 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: Ministry of Noises
Followup-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre

01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:

>If not, you may have just shown your ignorence.

This is my favorite Usenet sentence of the week.

>JEFF WITTY
>ARMY R.O.T.C.
>a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY

I"M SURE THE U>S> ARMY COULDN"T BE PROUDER TO HAVE YOU ABOARD< JEFFY.

Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame,alt.job.gooley,rec.pets
From: jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins)
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:19:24 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.160834.14071@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>In article <1993Jan24.221026.12621@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>> In article <1993Jan24.193355.16736@ncsu.edu> dsh@eceyv.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger) writes:
>>>In article <gerald.727642733@gerald> 
>>>gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>>>>01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>
>[stuff deleted]
>> 
>> now doug, just because 'mr. proud to be a brain washed rotc dude' and you
>> are having one of those nifty relationships now available to military
>
>I DON'T think so. Don't be such a stupidfuck. Clearly I am hetrosexual. 
>Can't you tell by the way I express my opinions about them? I guess not.

This is the story of many homosexuals.  They attempt to hide from their
true feelings by gaybashing.  So I'd say that it's still not "clear" at
all, Corporal Closet.
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Out of Context Movie Reviews
Date: 22 Jan 1993 20:26:55 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1jpj4iINNg5u@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
*
*grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation) says:
*
*>I loved Ishtar 
*I loved Brenda Starr

I have Drop Dead Fred on tape.


Mark "It gets worse" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Gothick)
Subject: Re: The title of my next book.
Organization: Department of Computer Science, Warwick University, England
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 22:40:52 GMT

"Oversexed and Overlooked"

-- 
 Matthew B. M. Gibson:
 gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk - mgibson@nyx.cs.du.edu -  csudo@csv.warwick.ac.uk
 "Great.  I'm a million miles from home, about to be killed, with a 
  gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Official USENET Questionnaire
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 18:37:08 GMT

please fill out the following questionaire and
post the completed form to net.scoreboard,
a new system for managing USENET "complexity".

Name:
Organization:
Age:
Height:
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Religion:
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Favorite newsgroup:
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The scoreboard server on isis.cshl.org will
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Thank you!

Right now i have REMs TOURFILM blasting on my stereo
and the carbon monoxide in my neurons is sparking.
I think my brain may spring a leak and i will go
up in a puff of smoke. just maybe.

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: siffert@spot.Colorado.EDU (Thunder-Thumbs)
Subject: Pubic Service Company
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 04:52:00 GMT

Hey everyone, let's show everyone just how many people read this
thing.  Next time you get an electric bill from your Public 
Service Company, make the check out to 

Pubic Service

I just sent mine in.

-- 
*  Curt Siffert                  *  'Love is like toast -                 * 
*  Thunder-Thumbs                *   burnt on the outside with            *
*  siffert@spot.colorado.EDU     *   gobs of butter all over it.'         * 
*  Finger me for a good time!!   *   - Me   (Geez, who else?)             *
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: an6273@anon.penet.fi (I. I. Pasternak)
Subject: So they say
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: talk.bizarre
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:07:47 GMT








Dirty strays suck at my member
then purge it with a glowing ember.
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From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Fight Linearity
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 07:51:00 GMT

aaron@atlantis.uucp writes:
]
] Sometimes billbill reminds me of those aliens from the C.J. Cherryh books who
] can only express themselves in matrices of thoughts.


B17, B17


ciao
drieux


-- 
MajorModernDayProblems: 

sometimes, a thing will happen after another thing, 
and they may not be connected.....
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Post-It(R) Notes
Date: 21 Jan 93 19:42:23 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA


I am quite convinced that part of the user acceptance testing of the
Post-It Note was to make sure that the notes stuck well and detached
easily from a wide variety of human skin surfaces.

Perhaps next year my halloween costume shall be constructed entirely
from various colors and sizes of the note slips.

mr HEINOUS
realizing the abuse potential
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: The First Letter Of Each Line: Tom Boutell
Organization: Rice University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 06:02:05 GMT

Trains rolled through Geri's back yard every hour on the hour.  His yard
opened up onto the Tri-City Freight yard, and traffic was frequent.  Two
months had passed since Geri had moved in, and he'd learned to tune out.

But one night, the trains stopped.  There was a wreck up the track; none
of the regulars were getting through.  For once the rail ties refused to
ululate their haunting symphony, and silence reigned.  The hours without
traffic ticked by, and slowly silence began to eat at Geri's sanity.  As
each agonizing, noiseless second slithered from the Grandfather clock, a
little bit more of Geri's nerve frayed into raw, wet fibers.  Finally, a
light appeared: The Trains!  Yay!  It turned out to be very quiet UFO's.
-- 
HWRNMNBSOL
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Brief Embarrassing Business Travel
Date: 22 Jan 1993 17:07:54 GMT
Organization: Ssaymssik
NNTP-Posting-Host: pagoda.aero.org

On Sunday night (my birthday, no less), I have to fly
out of town to attend an all-day Monday meeting in, yes you
guessed it, COLORADO SPRINGS. Meeting with a bunch of AF jarheads who
probably WROTE Amendment 2.

Those of you who have successfully assembled your X Industries
Fascist Christian Homophobe kits, please have them locked & loaded
at Stapleton Airport Monday evening. I'll set the detonation
timers before I leave.
			
				R.S.
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Czechoslovakia
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 15:17:35 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
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jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>In article <930121.175333.6k8.rusnews.w165w@mantis.co.uk>, mathew
><mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>> But I only got my European Atlas for Christmas and it's already out of date. 
> 
> how can you tell?

It's actual size.


mathew
From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mystery and Anger
Date: 24 Jan 1993 06:31:11 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

In article <74190@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>[stuff removed]
>I would very much like to stuff the Catholic Church. They disgust
>me probably to a similar extent as the JWs disgust CJ.
>[more stuff removed]

Ever since I saw the documentary "The Burning Times" about
the persecution of the wise women I've been hoping that 
some of their descendants would sue the Catholic Church for
damages and the property that was seized.  As an institution
the Church should be liable for its actions in the past, right?

Not to mention what they did the native americans in the
residential schools here in Kanada.

This is not post is not particularly bizarre, but at least
the Catholic church is.  "Love one another" means you can
torture people to save their souls?  As a punk band whose
name I can't remember said, "Kill the pope, he's such a
fucking joke."  Coincidentally, 3 days after I heard this
song someone took a potshot at his eminence.


--
Dave Angus                                   "Kundalini wants his hand back"
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: help groups
Date: 25 Jan 1993 06:39:20 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1993Jan24.131437.3257@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
*What we really need is a Deities Anonymous.
*
*"Hello, my name is Thor, and... uh...  I am a Thunder God."

"You're Thor?  I'm tho thore I can hardly pith!"


Mark "Hi Thor!" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gill@maths.tcd.ie (james nolan)
Subject: dream
Organization: Dept. of Maths, Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 14:34:17 GMT

I have a dream,a dream of mutant killer teddy bears.
They are everywhere,I nead help,Please someone help ME!
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A day in the life of ...
Date: 27 Jan 93 00:54:16 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1k2fsvINNaag@girtab.usc.edu>, echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150) writes:
> 
> 
> When I grow up
> I want to be
> Armed and Naked.
> 
> 5150

In that case...

When I grow up
I want to be
Wherever 5150 isn't.

					--Joachim
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Hertz van Rentl)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Stop the world, I wanna get off.
Date: 26 Jan 93 17:51:22 GMT
Organization: The Thames Valley Retirement Home for Superannuated BCPL Hackers
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

(  I was doing a practical this morning, when I noticed that while
 ) longitude extends from 180' East to 180' West, latitude only extends
(  from 90' North to 90' South.  What happened to the other 180' of
 ) latitude?

It's tucked inside.  That's what the holes at the poles are for.	g
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: new organelle discovered by me...
Summary: i have no brain. and you thought i did! some people...
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 22:05:11 GMT

i wrote this a couple of days ago at home.

i am. there are approximately an avogadro's number of energy lines (non-
intersecting) emanating from my body. they enable me to sense things when 
my mind is otherwise distracted by such things like sleep and thought. this 
is the same paper i used to write my grandparents. not the exact same but 
the same anyway. these lines are generated by a neural network as of yet 
undiscovered by cytologists and anatomists. of course, one would think the 
energy required for this sort of network would be enormous. this is not the 
case. because these are cells and not a machine there is almost no power 
loss. the fields are generated through the action of specialized organelles
. each are enriched in certain ion pumps. one organelle concentrates 
positively charged ions, generally Mg++, Ca++, and K+, while the other 
concentrates negative ions like Cl- and OH-. the organelles are so 
efficient that the intervening space is nearly ion free. thus the cell has  
(+) and (-) poles. when induced to do so, one organelle releases ions (
usually negative) which travel at nearly the speed of light towards the 
other (oppositely charged) organelle. because there are practically no 
other ions in the intervening cytoplasm the ions never meet anything 
besides the other organelle. this is somewhat similar to an electron beam 
striking a rotating metal plate and generating X-rays. it is an interesting 
phenomena which is not yet understood. since i am the only person known to 
exhibit this phenotype i will be forced to obtain tissue samples by 
removing pieces of flesh from my body.
--
"i sure wish i didn't have to print out every posting and read them by
brail. ascii just doesn't seem the same as when i could see."
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: an1788@anon.penet.fi
Subject: none
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: talk.bizarre
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 21:49:09 GMT

have you never wanted to liquefy and ooze into people's houses and spy on
them and absorb their pets into your slimy substance, to foul their vcr's
and short out their televisions, to control their minds so that they spend
all their free time at home with their vacuum cleaners turned on, grooving
on the sound and treating it like a bagpipe drone to which they hum chanter
pipe tunes with a one-octave range, refusing to answer the phone or the
doorbell, preparing no proper meals but heating things up in the microwave
and munching vitamin tablets and not going to work and drinking vegetable
oil and eating shortening by the spoonful for the sheer sliminess and caloric
value of it, withholding defecation and urination as long as possible and
then trying to return the feces and urine whence they came, shoving the crap
back in with dessertspoons and little toy shovels stil crusted with sand
and sea salt from that trip to florida last year, improvising catheters to
channel the urine back into their bladders and shoving them up bleeding
urethrae?

no?

me neither
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From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Zima - Future Marketing of...
Date: 27 Jan 1993 19:09:48 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

found on rec.food.drink
In article <10500108@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> barryf@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Barry Fowler) writes:
>When living in the Sacramento, Calif. area, a new malt liquor beverage
>called: "Zima" was being test marketed there.  Upon my recent return, 
>it's still being sold (quite well) there.
>
>The stuff ain't bad.  It's a bit like beer without the stronger taste and
>is clear (has the apearance of sparkling water).

i think that 
i will wail 
and gnash my 
teeth.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 11:31:52 EST
From: <CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mushy_O_Phobic v. CloseAirSupport_O_Phobics
 <93021.085706CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu> <1jmcfoINN8m5@rave.larc.nasa.gov>

>In article <93021.085706CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu> <CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>
>>Come on. "Apogee" is the ancient Indo-European word meaning 'the letter that
>>comes after H'  What you're talking about is 'anabolic'.
>
Sorry, I meant 'the letter that comes before "I"'   Argh! I ruined it.

--Craig D.
From: adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep writes a 10 word story
Date: 26 Jan 93 10:46:24 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University


	The beginning.  The middle.  The end.  Is this enough?