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From: hal0895@cuphub.cup.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: help
Date: 17 Dec 92 13:18:33 GMT
Organization: California University of Pennsylvania, California, PA


	What is up lately.  We used to have 50 or so new posts every
day that I have long on.  Now there is nothing.  This place is dead.
I was wandering is something wrong on our end.  There is 8 or 9 
groups that are dead.  Help I need my humor Back.

				Mark
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lorenzo@spot.Colorado.EDU (Eric Lorenzo)
Subject: Poopie
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 06:30:12 GMT

Everytime I read this I almost poopie in my pants.  God, I wish I wrote
this(don't even know who did, sorry)

------

                              Poopie List

1.  Ghost Poopie: The kind that you feel the poopie come out but there's
    no poopie in the toilet.

2.  Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet
    but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

3.  Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still
    feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between you butt
    and your underwear so you won't ruin them with the stain.

4.  Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and
    you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you
    have to poopie some more.

5.  Pop a Vein in your Head Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to
    get it out, you practically have a stroke.

6.  Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid
    to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the
    toilet brush.

7.  Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy, everything within earshot is giggling.

8.  Drinking Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a
    long night of drinking.  Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks
    on the bottom of the toilet.

9.  Corn Poopie: Self explanatory.

10. Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie
    but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

11. Spinal Tap Poopie: Where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it
    was leaving you sideways.

12. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out of your
    butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

13. Liquid Poopie: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your
    butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

14. Mexican Poopie: It smells so bad your nose burns.

15. Upper class Poopie: The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.

16. Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure
    you're about to fart, but oops!...a poopie!

17. Dangling Poopie: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet, even
    though you are done poopie-ing.  You just pray a shake or two will
    cut it loose.


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From: jfarrell@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (James Farrell)
Subject: Re: LIMRICK
Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 23:26:51 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.001118.11284@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com> record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com writes:
>In article <BzCvz2.GDw@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>>In <1ghiflINNel4@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_e373@ceres (Matthew Simpkin) writes:
>>
>>>There once was a lady from Ham,
>>>Who wanted to ride on a tram,
>>>When she kissed the conductor,
>>>He turned round and fuc*ed her,
>>>And now she is pushing a pram.
>>
>>There once was a fellow named Matthew
>>Who's spelling was awful but grant you,
>>His rhyme was no better,
>>He forgot a letter,
>>It's limerick, but spell as you want to.
>>-- 
>
>The limerick you wrote, I have read it
>I hope never before you have said it
>For it was not funny
>It can't be worth money
>And what's more, I might add, I DON'T GET IT!!!

Take a look at the subject and see,
That the word there is missing an _E_
But said Steve, with a smile,
You just left out a vowel.
I thought it was funny. Tee Hee!
-- 
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* Jim Farrell  -  Memorial University of Newfoundland (ie. CANADA) *
* These are my opinions, so BUGGER OFF!!!                          * 
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From: gk@castle.ed.ac.uk (G Kerr)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: COnfucius sayings....
Date: 16 Dec 92 14:43:59 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <1992Dec15.204809.2588@cs.wayne.edu> tas@nausica.cs.wayne.edu (Rajesh Sashital) writes:
>Can somebody please mail me a complete list of Confucius sayings or
>a place where I can ftp it from?
>
>Thanks. Appreciate it.
>
>Rajesh

Me too please.....




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From: con.sieben@canrem.com (con sieben)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: limrick
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:06:43 GMT
Reply-To: "con sieben" <con.sieben@canrem.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Canada Remote Systems

>> >In article <BzCvz2.GDw#cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>> >>In <1ghiflINNel4@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_e373@ceres (Matthew Simpkin) writes:
>> >>
>> >>>There once was a lady from Ham,
>> >>>Who wanted to ride on a tram,
>> >>>When she kissed the conductor,
>> >>>He turned round and fuc*ed her,
>> >>>And now she is pushing a pram.
>> >>
>> >>There once was a fellow named Matthew
>> >>Who's spelling was awful but grant you,
>> >>His rhyme was no better,
>> >>He forgot a letter,
>> >>It's limerick, but spell as you want to.
>> >
>> >The limerick you wrote, I have read it
>> >I hope never before you have said it
>> >For it was not funny
>> >It can't be worth money
>> >And what's more, I might add, I DON'T GET IT!!!
>>
>> I pray that you please will stop shouting.
>> Of verbal goo please cease your spouting.
>> The subject is wrong,
>> Been mispelled all along,
>> Perhaps you are smart, but I'm doubting.
>>
>You guys are extending this thread
>With lame limericks such that I've read
>Is this all you've got?
>It's good I think ... NOT!
>For me on to the next newsgroup instead.

PT>Just when I thought it was safe
PT>To cruise through rec.humor with haste
PT>Piled up are the poets
PT>It all stinks and they know it
PT>But still they keep making the waste.

Well all of us need to consider
If time reading this would be better
Spent in nursing homes
Reading maudlin old poems
To cats who have just had a litter

                          Con Sieben, CRS Toronto
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sead@mundoe.maths.mu.OZ.AU (Sead Mujushi)
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Keywords: barf
Reply-To: sead@mundoe.UUCP (Sead Mujushi)
Organization: Department of Mathematics, University of Melbourne
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 23:22:47 GMT

In article <jonathan.724311093@author.ecn.purdue.edu> jonathan@author.ecn.purdue.edu (Jonathan L Neuenschwander) writes:
>markc@compnews.co.uk (Mark Cooper) writes:
>>One culled from a Mike Harding song about Australia...
>>Going for a groan down the white telephone...
>Did anyone say spewing?
>Then there's:
>Bazooka barf (particulary nasty.  :-)
>Roaring the rude arc.
>
>Jonathan

It might have been already posted but how about ...

Crying Ruth (think about it 8^)
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From: v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Date: 19 Dec 92 07:33:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Dec18.200856.8235@erg.sri.com>, vlad@erg.sri.com (vlad) writes...
>Dan, pretty good translation. The only corection is that the last sentence
>should read: "Or does he really enjoy whipping himself in public?"
> 
>Keep up the good work!

Why, thank you! (And I thought my Russian was rusty from lack of practice). 
everyone  has corrected me on that last line-thank you all, I'll know it when I
see it again.

						Dan Case
				(beneficiary of studying Russian all through
					college)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: treilly@iastate.edu (Edward C Reilly)
Subject: Re: Funny Riddle
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 13:17:10 GMT


I got the original riddle without any margin problems at all.  It is
maybe a problem or incapatibility in your system Doug?

Ted
Iowa State University



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From: i3558@newsie.dc.dk (Soren Michael Roug)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My fav far side
Date: 13 Dec 92 17:43:45 GMT
Organization: Datacentralen A/S

gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel) writes:

>I saw a posting from the UK in this thread ... is FAR SIDE published in 
>non-english-speaking countries as well?

Yes we have them too (in Denmark), but they are not translated.
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I havent't lost my mind -- I'm sure it is backed up somewhere.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: AGGIE
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 15:23:34 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

sringrose@galaxy.gov.bc.ca writes:

> > Q:  What do you call an Aggie five years after he graduates?
> > A:  BOSS!
> > 
>      Class of 89 and 92? what, you forgot and had to graduate again?
>     Would that be boss of the 7-11???

Yes, Mistah Simpson.  Would you like a slurpie with that Hustler?

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From: cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHARLES EDWARD JAMES)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: baby jokes if u please.
Date: 19 Dec 92 06:25:24 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

This is even more disgusting than that

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

- It was dead!

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

- It was stapled to the monkey!
-- 
Charles James
Lehigh University
CEJ0@Lehigh.EDU
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What eeees it????  You fat bloated sack of protoplasm!!!!
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From: gt2841c@prism.gatech.EDU (gt2841c)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: some latin verbage
Date: 12 Dec 92 21:43:00 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology


..not really Latin, but back when I was in the Boy Scouts, we would sometimes
get a bunch of Tenderfeet to kneel in front of
a fire and chant:

Owa tana Siam

After listening to a few repetitions of this, what you hear is

Oh what an ass I am...



-Koushik "Oh, what an ass I am."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dsohl@spock.uucp (Daniel Sohl)
Subject: Re: In search of e!!!
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 19:15:32 GMT

Damien Saunders writes:
>jmmannin@eos.ncsu.edu (James M Manning) writes:
>
>>For the record, the official worst approximation of pi
>>(ok, so this is a dumb tangent), was a little county in Indiana
>>(I think, I may be wrong, please correct if you know)
>>who's board of county commisioners approximated pi to be 
>>********************         4         ************************
>>can you believe it?
>
>Yes, there was a state of the US (someone help me out here...) where pi was 
>very nearly legislated to be equal to 3 - BY LAW!!!!

Yes, James has it right, but it wasn't a county, it was the whole state of
Indiana! It passed in one house of the legislature, but some passing
dignitary interrupted the proceedings, and to this day, it still has not
been voted upon in the other house! (This was in the 1860's, I think.)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas)
Subject: Silly joke
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 12:42:56 GMT

Q:  How do mathematicians solve the problem of constipation?






A:  They work it out with a pencil.



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From: petitc@nuge111.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: You Know You're Having A Bad Day When...
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:15:24 GMT

Your fiancee tells you she "goes both ways."...

Your dog is wearing your slippers and pipe...

You come into work, and find the company's gone bankrupt...

The only date you can find is your sister...

Flowers wilt in your presence...

You whistle at a pretty girl, and she arrests you for sexual harassment...

A small raincloud hovers over your head...

You wake up and find your furniture missing...

You look in the mirror, and it cracks...

A tall man in a black cape and holding a sickle follows you around all day...

-- 
Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
Cynicism is only realism projected into the future.
If your fondest wish is to fly, don't draw up plans for flippers.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: moran@lourie.und.ac.za (Craig Moran)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: CHALLENGE
Date: 15 Dec 92 12:18:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: shrike.1gkifiINNkmo
Organization: University of Natal (Durban), South Africa
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ROBERT CHRISTOPHER STEELE (rcs4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu) wrote:
: I have heard many lawyer, barrister, arbitraitor, etc. jokes but have yet to
: find one that actually makes the lawyer look good. If you have a joke that
: does make a lawyer look please send me it or post it on the net.

IMHO a request such as this belongs in alt.tasteless.jokes, After all I know a
joke making a lawyer look good, would make me feel decidedly ill.

Craig
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Szymon Rusinkiewicz <smr2@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: RIDDLES (involving no survivors,bears,birds or bus drivers)
Organization: Totally Disorganized...
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 21:06:06 GMT

Maurice Beyke (beykema@infonode.ingr.com) writes:
>In article <g1DsVB3w165w@netlink.cts.com> tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
>>filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit) writes:
>>> In article 1@vms.ocom.okstate.edu, adams@vms.ocom.okstate.edu () writes:
>>> >In article <VZ7kVB5w165w@netlink.cts.com>, tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Ga
>>> >> adams@vms.ocom.okstate.edu writes:
>>> >>> How about a grammatically correct sentence (including syntax) which uses 
>>> >>> word "had" at least SEVEN (7) times?

> How about, in comparing two boys in a writing class, the following sentence:

>  "John, where James, had 'had', had 'had had'.  'Had' had a better
>  effect on the teacher."

How about "John, where James had had 'had,' had had 'had had.' 'Had had' had
had the better effect on the teacher."

SMR
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From: mckeonj@ul.ie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Foreign Americans?
Date: 16 Dec 92 09:31:47 GMT
Organization: University of Limerick, Ireland

I see that Neil Jordan was awarded something or other by
USA film industry for "Best Foreign Movie" (The Crying Game).
Is this "foreign" as distinct from "native American"?
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"If England sleeps, shall Ireland dream?" : Se/an macEoin
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From: x87bennett@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Monty Python Episodes available.
Date: 16 Dec 92 12:05:21 EST
Organization: Western Michigan University

> 
> If anyone needs any of the scripts from Monty pythons flying circus,
> let me know, I can easily get any episode you want.  All words are exactly
> as they were when originally broadcast.  Let me know by E-mail.
> 
> 				Joe Bennett
> 				x87bennett@gw.wmich.edu
>

Please try to keep requests limited to one or two specific episodes as I
have very limited memory on my account.

	Thanks,    Joe Bennett
 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: LIMRICK
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 12:55:07 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.001118.11284@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com> record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com writes:
>In article <BzCvz2.GDw@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>>In <1ghiflINNel4@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_e373@ceres (Matthew Simpkin) writes:
>>
>>>There once was a lady from Ham,
>>>Who wanted to ride on a tram,
>>>When she kissed the conductor,
>>>He turned round and fuc*ed her,
>>>And now she is pushing a pram.
>>
>>There once was a fellow named Matthew
>>Who's spelling was awful but grant you,
>>His rhyme was no better,
>>He forgot a letter,
>>It's limerick, but spell as you want to.
>
>The limerick you wrote, I have read it
>I hope never before you have said it
>For it was not funny
>It can't be worth money
>And what's more, I might add, I DON'T GET IT!!!

I pray that you please will stop shouting.
Of verbal goo please cease your spouting.
The subject is wrong,
Been mispelled all along,
Perhaps you are smart, but I'm doubting.

                    Steve Franklin
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From: jhobson@SU19F.harris-atd.com (Harv Hobson)
Subject: Re: Riddle?
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 13:19:10 GMT
Distribution: na
Reply-To: jhobson@SU19F.ess.harris.com (Harv Hobson)
Organization: ASD Software Systems Section, HARRIS Corp. Melbourne, Fl.

In article <13403@bnr-rsc.UUCP> coop7z52@bnr.ca (Rahim Pira) writes:
>
>See if you can get this one:
>
>A man goes running one day.  He leaves home and runs straight ahead for a while and then turns left, continuing to run straight ahead.  After a while he turns left again, runs straight ahead, turns left, and runs straight ahead.  As he approaches home, he
> sees two men waiting for him.  Who are they ?

Johny Bench and Herb Smith?
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: car acronyms
Date: 17 Dec 92 23:53:44 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <hhelanto.724564176@vipunen.hut.fi> hhelanto@vipunen.hut.fi (Henri R Helanto) writes:

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From: Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: REQUEST
Date: 20 Dec 92 17:40:25 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada

Duz any1 out there in "netland" have the joke called "Types at the Urinal"?
If so would you please post it.  Thanx.
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From: dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dimitri Vulis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Soviet emigre ACCOUNTANT jokes
Keywords: Soviet emigres, accountants
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 92 00:54:24 EST
Organization: Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.


Why do Soviet emigre women make better accountants that Soviet emigre men?

Because a Soviet emigre man can take off his boots, unzip his pants and count to
twenty one, and a Soviet emigre woman can take off her boots, unhook her bra and
count to twenty two.

---

A Soviet emigre miraculously gets a job. During the next tax season the
accountant tells him that about one quarter of his income will be paid as taxes.

``It could be worse,'' sighs the emigre, ``it could be one fifth.''

---

The Brighton Beach mob employed an American accountant who knew no Russian, but
was married to a Soviet emigre woman who acted as a translator. After ten years
for service, the mobsters double-checked their books and discovered that they
were almost a million dollars short. So they fetch the accountant and his wife
and question him.

``Tell him we want to know where the missing money is,'' says one of the
gangsters to the wife. She translates, the accountant responds, in English, that
he has no idea, and she translates that back into Russian.

The gangster takes out a shotgun, places it against the accountant's forehead
and says to the wife: ``Tell him, if he doesn't tell us now, I'll splatter his
brains all over the room.''

The accountant, without waiting for the translation, starts: ``All the cash is
stored in shoeboxes in my closet...''

The wife says: ``He's saying you're bluffing.''

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