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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Monty Python scripts
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:43:05 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

int307w@mdw010.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr O. Kuhn) writes:

>>From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)

>>10746277@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (JOHN BERKERS) writes:


>>>	Exellent list of scripts, I bet that made a lot of people happy.  I 
>>>have only recently become interested in Monty Python, and found your 
>>>newslist a great source of info.
>>>	THANK'S A LOT!!!

>>>				John Berkers
>>>				10746277@ENG2.eng.monash.edu.au

>>What!!! A fellow Mohashite. Get off Get off!! I don't want you to fin out who I>am. God knows what would happen if they found out. I would have my hippopotamus>gentials taken away from me, as well as my soaking wet elephant priveleges....

>>Eccles aka Is it HG season again? By the way welcome to the joys of Eng2

>There's more of us than you think (Satanic laughter) now you've revealed
>your presence (more Satanic laughter) you'll never be safe. No matter
>where you run or hide, we'll be out there... (Ha ha ha ha)

>Put your hippo on danger money.

>Love and kisses,
>			Olav

Oh no, a third year. Where can I run? Where can I hide? I know, I'll fix him, I'll detonate the Grill Room. Ahahahahahaahha <Diabolical laughter>

Eccles aka I know who you are Olav.
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 8 Apr 92 03:50:43 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr7.215045.683


 writes
} 
} >Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...
} 
} 
} That's strange... I've got a penguin that looks like and apricot!

I've got this lovely bit of Spam in the shape of a penguin on top of my  
tellie....

Phil aka improves the reception - no, really!
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 12 Apr 92 17:14:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44988
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
}|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
}|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
}|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
}|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
}|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
}|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
}|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers Too!
}|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
}|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
}|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
}|respond to him.
}Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think I'm In 
}	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: you didn't tell mom
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:09:13 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45334
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr12.125701.805@gacvx2.gac.edu} azeena@quince.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
}>Jester aka sex, sex, sex
}Well I guess that means your purity score has really dropped this last  
}couple of weeks hasn't it?  

nope, nope, nope =8)

}azeena @!* jester the not so pure!!!
Jester aka still rather pure thank you
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From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: Wed, 08 Apr 1992 01:33:04 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <sprooney.702666858@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>
>>Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...
>
>
>That's strange... I've got a penguin that looks like and apricot!

Hmm...  My penguin has a very close resemblance to a kiwi-fruit.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:09:37 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr14.191501.917@gacvx2.gac.edu} robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
}In article <45394@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
}> }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}> }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}> }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}> }>>]|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}> }>>]|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}> }>>]|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}> }>>]|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}> }>>]|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
}> }>>]|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!  
}*Laarg*!
}> }>>]|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
}> }>>]|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
}> }>>]|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
}Participate?
}> }>>]|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
}> }>>]Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help!  
}Help! Help!
}> }>>Jester aka does nne stand for nefarious nellie eaters????
}> }>Tia aka LEAVE *MY* NELLIE OUTTA THIS OR *HE'LL* EAT *YOU* AND THE  
}THREAD!!!!!!
}> }>(he's my fluffy pet navel-orfficer so  
}there......ppphhhhhffffttttttt!!!!!!
}> }Eccles aka QUICK QUICK throw a sink full of cold water on her!!!!!!!
}> Jester aka no, no, no, I am having sex with the sink, get away....
}Robyn @#& Is this sink porcelain or stainless steel?  
Jester aka porcelin, it tastes better....
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:51:17 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

leeman@daimi.aau.dk (Steen Lehmann) writes:

>jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>>In article <43901@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
>>|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
>>|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>>|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
>>|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
>>|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
>>|]Eccles aka NO.
>>|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
>>Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers Too!

>Does anybody actually enjoy this sort of thing?

>Please, gentlemen : Get a life!
Eccles aka Stone him, guys? Fire ONE!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:12:09 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <2550@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
> In article <1992Apr7.094154.2471@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
> |In article <1992Apr6.122906.659@gacvx2.gac.edu>, 
> |phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? ) writes:
> |> 
> |>  writes
> |> } >>>> >I've told you once...
> |> } >>>> 
> |> } >>>> No, you haven't.
> |> } >>>Yes I have.
> |> } >>No, you haven't.
> |> } >I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.
> |> 
> |> Hey now, that's supposed to be 5 pounds (gee, I wish I could make that nifty  
> |> symbol)...
> |
> |Five pounds of what? Spam? Dandruff? Clogs? Hippopotamus
> |droppings? Herring?
> 
> No, no, no, no! It was just five pounds of fresh, fragrant orang-outang
> excrements ... what's wrong with that?

Is it kosher??

> |> } What?!?  That was never five minutes!
> 
> Oh, yes it was!
> 
> |Yes it was! Pay up!
> 
> Ok, here you go: pppppfffffffffffffaaaaaaaarthhhhhhH! Aaaahhhhhh ....

Hmmm, fruity?!

> |Nigel who wants five pounds of Turkish library paste in payment
> 
> Now stop whining! You've got what you've asked for, don't you?
> 
> Jos aka Feeling Very Relieved Now ...

Nigel who is wondering why Jos's farts smell of apricots.
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 14 Apr 92 12:23:16 -0600
Distribution: na

In article <1992Apr14.103309.17772@cs.ucf.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr13.184514.862@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
writes:
} 5 kAKAs deleted
} 
} Boring - Young Ones (DBA: SEEN IT!)
} 
Phil aka we're sorry.  Those responsible for terminating aka's have been 
	sacked.
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: All things dull and ugly
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:41:36 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>Unfortunately, as a German I am not so familiar with the famous 
>British culture. So when I heard this wonderful little song 
>ALL THINGS DULL AND UGLY, I thought that it could be derived 
>from a "real" children song (since the composer was none of the 
>Python's but this very often mentioned famous musician "Trad.").

Um... yurp. 'tis a nice li'll ditto called 'All things Bright and
Beautiful'. It's a hymn. I've actually asked that, if I get a
christian burrial (Me being a nice innocent christian boy), I want
'All things dull and ugly' sung there. I'd luv to see how the priest
would react, but that's a tad far fetched.

>Is there anybody among the readers of this newsgroup who knows the
>original text???

Erm. You've got me there. I'm not too hot on the real lyrics. It was
actually really pervie. I remember the first line of the second
verse mentions a 'purple headed mountain'. Quite cute. (Imagine all
these li'll 6-year-olds (you know... the juicy ones) singing about
this). 

Anyway, the first verse/chorus, as far as I can remember is:

All this bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small.
All things [wise and wonderful??????]
The lord god made them all.

I might be able to find the lyrics, but I won't bother without
proper incentives.

Oh well,
Bi.
MSNoio2178283743-o
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:18:15 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr14.195419.931@gacvx2.gac.edu} robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
}In article <45395@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
}> }>]>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}> }>]>}}Eccles aka What?
}> }>]>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}> }>]Eccles aka There was a Jester comment here, but I hit too many DDs
}> }>Jester aka you idiot
}> }Eccles aka I'm sorry, I'm high on too much coffee..
}> Jester aka was every bean picked by Juan Valdez???
}Robyn @#& That's what they said on the telly--wouldn't lie, would they?
Jester aka my tellie lied, it left me for a blender...
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From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:05:32 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.160534.963

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr15124049@cayenne.gac.edu>  writes:
> In article <45159@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu  
(Jester) writes:
> ..}.}.].}>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> ..}.}.].}>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> ..}.}.].}>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> ..}.}.].}>>>Jester aka it is?????
> ..}.}.].}>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> ..}.}.].}>Eccles aka Are you sure?
> ..}.}.].}Tia aka yea, I'm sure.
> ..}.}.].Jester aka I'm not so sure
> ..}.}.]Dan aka Why do 'Here here!' and 'There there.' mean something,  
whereas
> ..}.}.]'Where where?' does not?  (sorry..I was going to say something  
else,
> ..}.}.]but that came to mind.)
> ..}.}.Jester aka look you've spoiled the whole mood, we'll have to start  
again
> ..}.}Dan aka I don't think I did.
> ..}.Jester aka yes you did, not shut up!
> ..}Dan aka Sorry
> ..Jester aka I know your sorry, now apologize
> Dan aka Dearest Jester, without whom my life would be but an empty
> shell:  Please accept my most humbelestest of apologies, and
> understand that it will never happen again.    How was that?
> 
> ..}.}.Jester aka how long is it?
> ..}.}Dan aka about 17 inches, tip to tail.
> ..}.Jester aka you've ruined the atmosphere, its 33 days dammit, 33  
days!
> ..}Dan aka Thats silly.  You can't measure distance with time units.
> ..Jester aka wanna bet??? I just did.....
> Dan aka Jester, Master of the Good Point
azeena @$! Jester, Master of the Moot Point
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From: v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marrage
Date: 15 Apr 92 20:01:00 GMT
Organization: SUNY@Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <45558@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes...
>In article <ins450m.702957084@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au} ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>}
>}>(Simon Rooney) writes:
>}>]Well I do a very good wedding dress, or maybe a ring. Or else we
>}>]could even make it a double wedding - the two of you, and me
>}>]marrying Me! In fact, I could provide all the above functions, so
>}>]long as someone pays me enuff to afford marrying ___ (Fill in your
>}>]name here)
>}
>}>well, simon you can marry yourself, i can marry whats her name, eccles can
>}>marry your hippo, tia can have the three toed sloth, and the ring can
>}>marry the topless dancer in the cake, how does that sound?????
>}
>}Yes yes yes. I've heard about Simon's hippo's genitals. I want them now now now
>}What happens to Simon's armpit. Surely you wouldn't make it marry Nellie?
> 
>well, I will sell them for a price....hint, hint, nudge, nudge....
> 
>his pit lives in my nostril now, and nellie ran off with the whip in
>wanda's cellar......

Sorry lads, *I* am the Whip in Wanda's Cellar. Nellie would NEVER run off
with anything more subliminal.

>}>Jester aka huh????
>}Eccles aka  It will all work out in the end.
>Jester aka I'm not so sure
Tia aka the whip in wanda's cellar
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Marrage
Date: 7 Apr 92 18:12:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44265
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

robynn1@cascabel.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
}In article <1992Apr6.101704.651@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
}>Well lets see we can go to england for our honeymoon and see where they  
}>filmed the monty python films.  ammm a day well how about the 3rd day of  
}>the 3rd month.  Ring I think a nice small ring with no adornments would  
}>do.  whatever you want will do.  Hey I am not picky it can be even made   
}>out of gum wrappers for all I care.  It is the symbolism that is  
}>important.

right swamp castle is a lovely holiday location....hmm, so we get married 
next march 3rd, i can handle that. ring, ring, i am still looking for a
ring around my collar, or maybe a bathtub scum ring.........

}Can I be a bride's maid????  Please, can I???????  I promise not to wear  
}my Big Bird suit...and I'll try really hard not to scoff at true <trying  
}to recover from nausious feeling> love.  I'll even bring the cake...How  
}about a scale-model sized rendition of "Killer Bunny"?  I even promise not  
}to buy you a toaster, unless it is one of those 10-12 slice ones...   
}Pleassssseeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, why not, thats makes Jos the Bishop who will marry us, Robyn
is the bride's maid. We still need a best man, and ringbears, who knew
an internet wedding could be so expensive and time-consuming...

Jester aka a trifle wierd
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Briag Charachters
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:13:56 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:

>In article <ins450m.702440155@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>  writes:
>} ICDJK@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:
>} 
>} >Now, I have to admit that I recently bought the tape.  I've never seen the
>} >movie before.  But I love MP, and bought the movie any way.  The scene where
>} >Brian opens the sutters and bares himself to the world was quite shocking.
>} >I've never seen full frontly nudity of a man before (in the movies).  My
>} >daughter (who is only 12) got quite an eye full.  I remember telling her 
>} >there you go, now you've seen them all.
>} 
>} >Well that's whaddya think.
>} 
>} >DeAnn aka Can I say that this is my post? (and yes I'm a legal aka user)
>} Welcome to the fold. Hang on. You've got a daughter whose twelve. There you
>} go Ron, another oldy. We have another poster over the age of 25.

>Now, lemme do a little math...your daughter's 12, and Eccles assumption would  
>imply that you were 13 when you had your daughter (or your wife? - nahhhh, not  
Silly man, Phil. I said *over* 25, which means he was at least 13 when his (her?) daughter was born.       

>} Eccles aka Greetings and I agree.
>Phil aka oh my!
Eccles aka Your what?
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:24:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45346
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}|> }|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
}|> }|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
}|> }|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}|> }|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
}|> }|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
}|> }|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
}|> }|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
}|> }|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
}|> }|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet  
}|Dancers Too!
}|> }|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
}|> }|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
}|> }|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
}|> }|respond to him.
}|> }Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think I'm In 
}|> }	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
}|> Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
}|azeena @!$ well I don't want you anymore!!! 
}Jos aka But ... But ... Does That Mean The Wedding's Off Then? *sob* 
Jester aka yes, it is

}ps. You should get yourself an aka license, this `@!$' thingie looks horrible!
pps just mail me you harlot
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I *don't* WANT ***ANY*** bloody scripts!!!!
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 10 Apr 92 13:55:02 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <MORJENS.92Apr8102846@vipunen.hut.fi>, 
morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:
> 
> 
> 
>    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>    Send cheques, compliments, complaints, money, daughters, etc. to:
>    Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-
>    crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-
>    knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-
>    spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-
>    himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-
>    gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-
>    kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
>    --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 
> Oh my, oh my. Another dead vicar on the network. 
> The magick Wand!!!
> 
> Morjens aka I think mr. Hautkopf of Ulm get tired if he has to sign anything

Nah, he just uses a large rubber stamp and goes around stamping
people on the forehead with it.

Nigel who is about to get stamped <STAMP> augh!
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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Phil? (was one of the aka's)
Date: 12 Apr 92 13:24:46 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <44932@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|]}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|]}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|]}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|]}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|]}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|]}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|]}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
|]}>|Dougger aka So What??
|]}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|]}Phil aka not the other Phil!
|]Phil aka who's the Phil aka imposter?
|Jester aka no not you, the other one.....
Jos aka Which One, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil or Phil?
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:17:24 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

]}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
]}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
]}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
]}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
]}}>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
]}}>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
]}}>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
]}}>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
]}}>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!
]}}>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
]}}>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
]}}>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
]}}>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
]}}>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
]}}>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
]}}>|>| Sincerely,
]}}>|>|    __                     ()
]}}>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
]}}>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
]}}>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
]}}>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh', 
]}}>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
]}}Tia aka yea, let us kill *all* non-aka members so they won't taint *our*  
]thread
]}Jester aka how do you propose we kill them?
]Phil aka let's have some tea first
Jester aka alright tea first, then we'll kill them....
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Oh, yeah?
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 12 Apr 92 14:42:34
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU's message of Fri, 10 Apr 1992 02:18:46 GMTLines: 9

In article <1992Apr10.021846.49350@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
.Look, your'e not fooling anyone.  I know damn well who I might be.

Oh just shut up.  I know...WE know that they-- YOU might not know that
I might--- YOU know whom she-- I might not know that they-- I want
him-- YOU to not go left.

Dan aka We're...YOU...I..mean *he's*..er..They're..no
no...It.......him is not having an identity crisis.