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Subject: Re: Pick up lines
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 10 Jan 1993 23:37:55 GMT
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
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In article <1993Jan8.172607.25495@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
>In article <1ikcegINN1qk@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> haining@willow.ucsc.edu (Ted Hainin
>g) writes:
>>
>>personally, I've found that bars and similar places
>>have music playing so loudly that any attempt to use

>sometimes, ted, in situations like those, try screaming out at the
>top of your lungs, FUCK!!!!!!ME!!!!!!! and see who turns there head.

And I guarantee just as you begin to bellow, a fuse will blow and the whole
place will become deathly quiet, and EVERY head will turn!!!




Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
                                      >
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From: an5564@anon.penet.fi
Subject:      Bi-Curious Male wants you, GWM ...
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 03:27:40 GMT

I am a 20yr old Bi-Curious male in New York.  I have always wanted
to give a guy a blow-job, and for him to give me one.  If you
are in or near New York City, and you want to get together and get
each other off, reply.
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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 17:19:33 EST
From: <SJB7@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SM ISSF

Of course you seek some one perfectly 'normal'.  This is a sign of your inse-
curity.  You are unable to accept someone that you don't think will be desired
by "millions of other normal" guys.  I'm sure there must be some one else out
there who's just as shallow as you, and with the right body, hair color, etc.,
to match.  It's probably the best for everyone else if you two "normal" people
meet up with each other and leave the rest of us in peace.


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From: an4965@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Just Checking the anon service
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 18:54:30 GMT

Sorry to disappoint. Just checking.
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From: an4767@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Any East Asian Women in Ohio/Indiana?
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 00:00:58 GMT

Hi,

I am a single male in Cincinnati, ISO a single east asian woman in the
Ohio/Kentucky/India area. I am 5'8", 170 lbs, black hair, brown eyes
and 25 years old. My interests include dancing, going to plays and shows,
discovering new restaurants etc etc ... I like classic rock, progressive
and some techno music like KWS

If you are in the general area of Cincinnati and are interested in 
exchanging email, talking, or getting together, let me know. 

Oh ... all I desire in a person is an open mind and a sense of adventure :-).


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From: an4752@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Redheaded female looking for trouble...
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 22:28:30 GMT



Hi :)
I am a green-eyed, red-headed 24 year old woman looking for a 
little fun in my emailbox, and maybe a little fun elsewhere if
it so develops.  I really like writing explicit messages back &
forth across the net, so if you do too, write me, ok?
Jenn.

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From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Date: 5 Jan 93 21:18:47 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

In article 6K4@mentor.cc.purdue.edu, catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry) writes:
> > 		
> Here is one that was used on me while I was waiting to pick up a friend at her
> doctor's office:
> 
> "I bet you're older than you look..."
> 

You didn't say whether or not it worked :-)

> 
> 
> 
> Catherine
> 
> 
> 
> catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu



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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: R9S@ECL.PSU.EDU (Roberto G Sung)
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Organization: Penn State Engineering Computer Lab
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 07 Jan 93 16:00:13 GMT
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In <2B4B5398.4E02@deneva.sdd.trw.com> kieffer@spf.trw.com writes:

> My personal favorite... (never used, but I like it)
> 
same here,
"err.. your eyes are telling me something... mind if i read them under
candle light?"

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: Steve=Rotter%Staff%UIUC=CMC@bigbird.will.uiuc.edu (Steve Rotter)
Subject: Uh-oh
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 14:28:20 GMT

Help, I'm in a rut.
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Date: 10 Jan 1993 23:05:24 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
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In article <C0EB86.6K4@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry) writes:
>
>"I bet you're older than you look..."

I'm not sure how I'd take that one.

Maybe 'cos I'm only 23.




Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
                                      >
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Xref: sparky alt.personals:25331 alt.personals.ads:4241
From: cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: Biggest reasonst to not read an article
Date: 8 Jan 93 05:53:51 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523


		While reading the personals i have discovered that
		there are a few things that really tip me off
		that i dont want to be reading this add.
			FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN
	1) Any salutation such as
			Greetings, Hello, Dear Net Friends, or worst
			of all 'Ladies,' or 'Attention All Women'
			
			[come on dudes get a life]
	2) Any add that begins by saying ' looking for someone to 
		share erotic e-mail relationship.'  how four eyed 
			geek stereotypical can you possible get?
			
	3) SWM ISO ***
	
	4) even worse 
		GWM ISO ***
	
	5) anyone who thinks too much of themselves to say
	
		"Ladies, I am your stud".
	
	6)any time you see
	
	>> >>blah blabblabblabblahblah...
	>> >blah blah blah
	>> blab blab blab blah blah
	> blab blah blab blah
	 i think so too.
		 jerky
		 
		 COME ON PEOPLE, CUT SOME OF THAT CRAP OUT B4 YOU 
		 POST YOUR ARTICLE, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK PEOPLE READ THAT
		 BORING REPETITIVE REPETITIVE STUFF STUFF?
		 
		 
	7)needless to say 99.44% of all anon. postings.

		Anything else, feel free to reply,

		i'm sure you will anyway.


	Sincerely Lates,

	TOPH

		 
    __________________________________________________________________________
   I   ______  ____   ___  /   /     cs151kx@lamar.colostate.edu              I
   I     /    /   /  /  / /___/      ChrisTOPHer S. Johnston                  I
   I    /    /   /  /--- /   /       Colorado State University                I 
   I   /    /___/  /    /   /      AND NO, WHAT I SAY DOES NOT REPRESENT CSU  I
   I__________________________________________________________________________I
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 15:49:56 EST
From: <BTE104@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: looking for my computer friends???

Hello!  There were some people out there that I was writing to last semester, b
ut my files were deleted and I lost my addresses.  Please help me!  If you were
 writing to me and haven't heard from me-please write to me again.  Sorry for t
he inconvenience.  Anybody else that is interested in writing...feel free to re
spond to this.  Until later....
                                       Brian
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tmj4558@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: please help 
Reply-To: tmj4558@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 20:23:19 GMT

looking for male companionship (so what else is new)
brothers (black males) out there who fit this description please contact me by phone
at least 6",dark complexion,glasses,full lips,large frame
oh glasses are optional
i am a sophomore at Rochester institute of Technology so I am looking for someone in the Rochester-Buffalo area who would be willing to commute
hi, my name is Tracy and I am looking for male companionship. I am a sophomore at Rochester Institute of Technology. I am looking for a black male at least 18 in the Rochester-Buffalo area willing to commute.
If you fit this description, please contact me by phone.
At LEAST 6'
At LEAST 200 lbs (built or with a rather large frame)
dark complexion
glasses (optional)
locks (also optional)
full lips (negotiable)
I myself am 5'8
medium brown complexion, short black hair which I wear natural,a solid 170 lbs.medium brown eyes
my phone number is 716-475-4696. I am looking for someone affectionate,responsible,caring, good natured with a sense of humor but a serious side too.
If you think you can fit the bill call me.
Thanks. Peace and positivity                         Tracy
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (jgg)
Subject: Re: X-Anon-To: alt.personals alt.personals.bondage
Organization: Dept. of Energy, Mines, and Resources, Ottawa
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 14:19:07 GMT

{an4541@anon.penet.fi writes}
>Try me. 5'8" tall, built, handsome, talented, and well endowed.
		    ^^^^^  ^^^^^^^^  ^^^^^^^^      ^^^^^^^^^^^^
   You forgot MODEST! ;-)  Well, with a juicy personality like that,
how can women resist you ?  Seriously ?  Did you forget to add house-
bound paraplegic to the list ?  ;-)  (kidding, BTW)

Jamie
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		X-}  I LOVE my Tanqueray !
-- 
	If you've broken a pure heart, you're branded for life
From: R9S@ECL.PSU.EDU (Roberto G Sung)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Attention New Englanders (FYI)
Date: 4 Jan 93 17:47:09 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Penn State Engineering Computer Lab
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In <1i8143INN680@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU> reidyj@storm.CS.ORST.EDU writes:

> In article <C0Av57.64E@panix.com> jis@panix.com (Jack Szwergold) writes:
> >
> >Gimme a break please, NYC isn't thaaaaaaat bad.  I live and work here.....
> >
> 
> Welll, OK.  Actually, NYC, The City, isn't all that bad.  Long
> Island, on the other hand has very little to  recommend it.  But
> then, I was commuting all the way from California (speaking of places
> with little to recommend them) to Grumman and was working a zillion
> hours a day in a freezxing cold computer room where we had our model
> set up!
> 
> If you like Italian food or fish, it's GREAT!  And I did have a good
> time on my visits to Manhattan!  I could be quite comfortable in the
> Dakota, or somewhere over on the east side.

How about the ethnic food in general? i personally found it incredible
to be able to enjoy delicacy from nearly all parts of the world in a
single place like NY. And along with food comes culture too. you can
always fill your evenings with shows, expositions, etc..
i've never been on the West Coast, but would be hard pressed to believe
it could surpass the East in these aspects. 
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From: dwivian@helena.stat.uga.edu (Dwivian Unterschreiber)
Subject: pickup lines...
Organization: UGA Statistics Department
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 14:22:49 GMT

Not a bad one:

Give me a kiss for luck.  (kiss)  Now I'm feeling lucky!

worked for me!
-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: Preston <ASDXPLR@MVS.UCC.OKSTATE.EDU>
Subject: Re: Rai's Return
Organization: Oklahoma State University Computer Center, Stillwater OK
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 14:47:00 GMT

Christene,
  I believe you are going to need at least a case of Herseys
  shell chocolate, of course more cases would be needed if you
  plan on applying more than one coat.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: jed3@Ra.MsState.Edu (Joseph E. Dunston)
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Organization: Mississippi State University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 13:29:45 GMT

mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat) writes:


>How about "Hi!" ?

>I understand it has the highest success rate.  *smile* It will usually get
>me to say "hi" back...*presto*...beginning of conversation.  :)

>KittyKat

Well that seems easy enough.
        but,
            alas what to say next ???????????

Will we ever know?

Joseph

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi)
Subject: Re: pick up lines
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 23:01:18 GMT

In article <1iqmrgINNh2e@golem.wcc.govt.nz> parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>In article <lko63jINNikb@news.bbn.com>, gsmith@bbn.com (Graeme Smith) writes:
>
>>	"Ye don't sweat much for a fat lass"
>
>Along similar lines, men carrying large beer bellies (NZ's full of them)
>make me think of the line "if your stomach gets any bigger your prick won't
>be long enough" which I used to great effect on an ex once.


   Howbout.

  "Building a shed for your tool?"


   songbird  -  (Eh, no.  Mine is being demolished right now, by a little
                 green ...   )
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: evansmp@uhura.aston.ac.uk (Mark Evans)
Subject: Re: no more mail!!!
Organization: Aston University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL241235]
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 08:37:31 GMT

Michelle Lynn (an3860@anon.penet.fi) wrote:
: I will not answer anymore email from you men,AND I am not the red head
: woman who some say is a guy..looking for fun..
: GOODBYE....

Oh dear appears some people cannot read mail adresses, since when are 
an3860 and an4752?
What a pity some people really behave rather foolishly.

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From: galster@plains.NoDak.edu (Dwight Galster)
Subject: Widower (31) seeks friendship; marriage
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 17:28:37 GMT
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computing Network

instead of wordy text
    I'll just type a few self-descriptive phrases

Christian (Lutheran LCMS)
3 children, girls, ages 2,5,8
grad student in statistics
   probable future college professor
musical (taught K-12 one year.)
Farm background, hope to return someday
like to discuss religion, educational theory

email galster@plains.nodak.edu
From: rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Princess seeks Prince
Date: 5 Jan 93 00:11:50 GMT
Organization: Michigan Technological University

>In article <1992Dec31.064349.4514@mtu.edu> rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi) writes:
>
>>   Nah!  It ain't worth it.  This was one I passed up.  After all
>>I'm not interested in a mere princess. ;)

Doug writes:

>	(he must be looking for a *queen*.....*smiles*)

   I had sarcasm on fulltilt when I made that remark.  Maybe I needed
a >;-> after it?  More accurately I seek the earthy sort (earth mama?).
When I have my own space I get quite biological (marine aquariums, 
plants, biology experiments) and don't find the tee-hee variety of
roses sturdy enuff for the thorny pursuits that my lifeblood whets.

>>   songbird
>
>	(some kind of 'bird', anyway.....*smiles*)

'tis true, a sad tail, a long song,
 few that listen, some sing along, 
even rarer - the ones among the wise,
 know how to sing along and improvise...


>          -=-=-=-=-=-=-< a ghost in the machine >--=-=-=-=-=-=-
>
>     moonrise; above the riogrande; on this fantasy of sand;
>          as i drift into a dream; and i feel the comet scream.
>     three birds, watching from a rock; and i swear the third on talked;
>          "rise up through the fog, and we can all fly away; all fly away;
>     let's leave here today, and we may climb through time tomorrow.
>          .... fly away!"
>
>                              jefferson starship:  dragonfly:  all fly away

   Not bad images at that.


   songbird
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bauer@inmet.camb.inmet.com (Doug Bauer)
Subject: Re: Was Princess in search of Prince
Organization: Intermetrics Inc, Cambridge MA
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 04:50:05 GMT


In article <1993Jan7.080013.3948@netcom.com> tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) writes:
>will@dekalb.dc.peachnet.edu (Beldin Feldegast) writes:
>>I missed your original post. If you're still looking,
>>I'm not royalty, but have been told I'm sorta cute and
>>a perfect gentleman.
>>
>>Who knows?
>
>THERE you are, uncle! 
>
>I think Zith and her babies have been playing around the mailer-demon again...
>Could ya email me and we'll see if mail can at least get through one way? :)
>
>>Beldin
>
>Polgara

Pol,

Don't worry about Zith...  I'll go fetch Sadi.  Besides, I think she
likes you -- she's purring...

Hey, I bet there are fish in that pond over there!

Durnik.

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: cgilmore@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Christopher Gilmore)
Subject: Re: Was Princess in search of Prince
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 18:19:40 GMT

In article <1993Jan7.155933.16290@mtu.edu> bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon) writes:
>In article <1993Jan7.080013.3948@netcom.com> tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) writes:
>>will@dekalb.dc.peachnet.edu (Beldin Feldegast) writes:
>>>I missed your original post. If you're still looking,
>>>I'm not royalty, but have been told I'm sorta cute and
>>>a perfect gentleman.
>>>
>>>Who knows?
>>
>>THERE you are, uncle! 
>>
>>I think Zith and her babies have been playing around the mailer-demon again...
>>Could ya email me and we'll see if mail can at least get through one way? :)
>>
>>>Beldin
>>
>>Polgara
>
>wait, I think some of the kittens got loose...I thought I had someone
>watching them!
>can I interest anyone in a kitten?
>
>Zakath


  Oh look, the David Edding's squad has popped up...  ;)

			Chris
From: 00cjmccauley@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: <None>
Date: 5 Jan 93 21:43:21 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

my shlong is 23 inch long

i am available anytime -- night time
Newsgroups: alt.personals,soc.culture.british
From: taylor@ccrs.emr.ca (Trevor Taylor)
Subject: An address
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 20:44:55 GMT


Hello, british net-people

I am looking for the address and telephone number
of a recording studio in London called something
like West End Recordings .

If anybody out there has the time , please E-mail
me this info (I'm looking for a friend of mine
with whom I lost touch)


Thanks

Trevor
taylor@ccrs.emr.ca
 
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an5792@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Re: A Personals Warning (My Own Story)
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 04:07:29 GMT

Dear Robert,

I can't believe you.  How could you trash our love like that?  And
especially on the net.  I am *so* crushed.  I would do anything for
you, ANYTHING!  Why do you treat me like this?  You won't talk to me,
you won'tanswer my email, my phone calls, my regular mail...  I gave
you everything, everything I have to offer.  I want to be with you,
but you just pushed me away.  I can't believe that you are acting like
this.  YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED ME, NO MATTER WHAT!  *cries*

My heart is breaking.  I can't believe what you are telling these
people.  If you had a problem with how I looked when I got there, you
should have told me.  I guess I was somewhat attractive otherwise you
would have never slept with me or got me pregnant (You didn't bother
to tell them that HUH?).  I tried to explain that I shaved my hair on
a dare a few days before I got there, it's growing back.  And how dare
you call me overweight... Just because I'm not a Cindy Crawford, that
is no reason to tell me that I'm overweight.  In fact, I'm perfect for
my height.  I'm 5'7 and 135 pounds.  I'm sorry that I'm not 100 pounds
like those models you are used to dating.  And I might be a little bit
heavier now, since I'm 3 months pregnant.  Like you care even.  And
you should talk.. You said you looked like Luke Perry.  Boy, the only
thing you and Luke Perry have in common are those side burns.
(Though, I'm sure this baby is going to be the most beautiful baby
ever).

Oh Rob, please talk to me... Please.  I need you in my life.  This
child I am carrying needs you.  Please reconsider.  Please call.  Were
all those promises you made to me just empty ones?  


All my love,

Renee'
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Subject: Re: Damn!
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 10 Jan 1993 23:02:51 GMT
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
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In article <RLK.93Jan5085457@underprize.think.com>, rlk@underprize.think.com (Robert Krawitz) writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.165949.4856@memstvx1.memst.edu> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>
>   The sun is shining the birds are singing. NOT!
>
>   It's raining here in Memphis... and no one like to be all wet and alone...
>
>Yeah, but it's WARM!

oh dear oh dear ... it's a hard life.   Here in Wellington the sun is shining, 
the traffic's roaring (no doubt the birds are singing in the suburbs where
there are trees) ...

It's a beautiful day and I do believe Summer's finally here ... don't blink, 
you might miss it.






Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
                                      >
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From: mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat)
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 22:24:52 GMT


How about "Hi!" ?

I understand it has the highest success rate.  *smile* It will usually get
me to say "hi" back...*presto*...beginning of conversation.  :)

KittyKat

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