From: mece2az@rosie.uh.edu (Sun, Xiaohua)
Subject: Re: Shannon, Bush, and others
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Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 02:21:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.165007.24249@news.acns.nwu.edu>, usenet@news.acns.nwu.edu (Usenet on news.acns) writes...
>In article <9210091619.AA26280@phloem.uoregon.edu> Tuya@ccmail.uoregon.edu  
>writes:
>>           Are you trying to break into Shannon's machine?  I think
>>           this is totally wrong.  Why do you have to understand what
>>           he thinks by reading his mails?  He is an open person who is
>>           not afraid of saying what he thinks.
>> 
>>           Shannon certainly has the right to express himself either
>>           through broken English or Chinese cuo4 bie2 zi4 :-).
>> 
>>           My major concern is that Shannon has drafted a letter to
>>           Bush in which some strong languages are used.  I just
>>           wonder if he has sent it out or not.  And I sorta "nie1 zhe4
>>           yi1 ba3 han4" for him.
>> 
>>           About 8 yrs ago, I read a book which describes the
>>           Guarding System of White House.  I understand they have
>>           psychologists from the FBI who analyze every letter and
>>           label those considered abnormal, especially those with
>>           strong languages, as potential risks to the president.
>>             
>>           At any given time of the year, there are about 100 people
>>           labeled this way nationwide, and their behaviors are
>>           systematically monitored.  So my advice to Shannon is:  "ti2
>>           gao1 ge2 ming4 jing3 ti4".  If you observe any stranger
>>           wondering around your company or you house, with sun
>>           glasses, wolkie-talkie, and ya1 she2 mao4, try to pretend
>>           you did not see them, but grab the first available taxi, go
>>           to the airport, and leave this country.
> 
> 
>Nice joke agian. I really enjoy some of your humorous posts. 
> 
>I think we are all in debt to Mr. Shannon Yeh. Without his endeavor, I don't  
>think Bush will sign the bill. Therefore I am pretty sure that Shannon's letter  
>had reached Mr. Bush. It's Shannon's letter that made Bush laugh a lot and  
>decided to sign the bill in the good mood. So, Thank you Shannon. I really  
>can't find any other words to express my gratidute although the bill seems none  
>of my business.
> 
>If Shannon unfortunally falls into the list of those 100 people (in fact, it is  
>almost sure), I think we should do something to rescue him from FBI or CIA. I  
>guess Shannon may have used all his precious hard-earned money for his campaign  
>like Mr. Ross Perol (he is certainly poorer than Ross). I am also afraid CG  
>won't be so generous to pay Shannon's plane ticket to Beijing. What should this  
>poor man do? Look around to find an old well and plunge in? We should not lose  
>sympathy. Let's donate some money for Shannon's plane ticket to Beijing or  
>Sydney, Australia. We have 80,000 CSS and their family members here. I think 2  
>cents per person will probably be sufficient. So, Let's do it. Mail the 2 cents  
>check to Shannon Yeh's Rescue Fund, BOX 1234, Anytown, Anystate 56789. I know  
>this is certainly not enough to show our gratitude towards his exellency. Does  
>anybody have any better idea? Maybe we need to read Chairman's Works and dig  
>for "spiritual food and struggle methods". Where can we find Mao's Works? Oh,  
>we can borrow them from Shannon. He has one bedroom full of Mao's great works.
> 
>Carl 
Don't you guys understand Shannon needs some help? Help him to find a new clue
so we can have some more fun by reading some of masterful works or some master-
ful works in reply to his.
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