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From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config,rec.humor
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap/bush
Date: 11 Sep 92 14:24:35 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <1992Sep8.013630.27852@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, kschwab@nyx.cs.du.edu (Kerry Schwab) writes:
> In article <1992Sep6.204932.5837@chsun.chuug.ch> mpeters@pax.eunet.ch (MBX Michael Peters) writes:
>>
[one in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand]

>>ONLY two??
>>
>>
>>sorry, I kike Kate Bush?
           ^^^^
> Fruedian anti-semetic slip ?

Semiotic anti-Freudian slip?
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From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE ELMER FUDD TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 15:53:27 GMT

Quoth my buddy (Rob Dobson):
>> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>>
>>actually	-> actuawee
>
>HAW HAW HAW@!@!@!@ [etc.]

>you dick sucking smegma eating canker sore
>DIE!!!!!!!

I love you too, Rob.

	Mark



Big wet kiss <smack!>
From: rone@phakt.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: An unenviable position
Date: 14 Sep 1992 18:08:06 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

In article <1992Sep14.044435.19755@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
><sigh>  Because of my principles, I seem to have gotten myself into the
>position of flaming anybody who makes snide comments about Piers Anthony
>on rec.arts.sf.written.
...
>No, I don't consider myself Piers Anthony's greatest fan, but I'm goddamn 
>tired of the way Anthony fans are considered second-class citizens merely my
>profession of a single author preference.  


Now you know how we Rush fans feel.


5150
the few, the proud, the ostracized
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: there is no escape from noise 
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 92 04:35:31 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex


i am tormented by noise.

the cubical in which i work is surrounded by voices.
shiny happy continuously chatty voices.  there's some
social intercourse going on in the food room; besides,
the ventilation rumbles and rattles there.  in meetings,
there is always at least one set of strident vocal chords.
outside, military aircraft and the rush rush of traffic
pass through the air regularly.  the phone rings and there's 
another voice inside.  even the lights hum.

after five hours of this i am exhausted, but i have three
more to go.  and with deadlines, more.  and people wonder 
why i hate coming in during the day...


chaos

lifetime supply of foam ear plugs
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Subject: Decide fate
Reply-To: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 18:27:06 GMT

Which of these is the correct ending (they are assembled in no
particular order):

1. Time advances, people advance, technology advances. We destroy
ourselves through wars involving lethargic tactics.

2. Time advances, Judgement Day comes. God decides who goes where.

3. Time advances, September 1999 arrives. As Nostradamus predicted,
the world ends. We go our own way.

Perhaps others are possible. 

JW
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short wondering confession
Date: 15 Sep 92 16:39:07 GMT
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

Distribution: world

In article <BuLEsI.763@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM  
(John F. Woods) writes:
> In <1992Sep14.010702.15148@cs.rose-hulman.edu>  
waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon) writes:
> >Sometimes I wonder if Jeff Davidson and John F. Woods are not the same  
person.
> 
> I never wonder that.

Ditto. But I would not have even seen this if JFW hadn't followed up to  
it.
--
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:48:17 GMT

In article <1992Sep12.064241.396@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>
>My dear Mr Dodson,
>
>you are against abortion.  i can assume that you are strongly  against
>abortion.
>
>you obviously wanted my wife to die.
>
>fuck you very very much.

it's nothing personal, you know.  he also wanted
me to be a single welfare mother with no future,
being blamed by george bush for all that ails
this country when all i ever wanted was to just
break even.  he also wanted me to be disowned by
my parents, never meet my husband, and have a
child genetically predisposed toward alcoholism
and mental illness who would never meet its 
spineless irresponsible dweeb of a father.

i suspect he wishes something similar on all women.
but it's not because he HATES us, nope.  it's because
he LOVES us.  he told me so in email.

m

with friends like this, who is needing enemas?
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.politics.correct
From: hasn@midway.uchicago.edu (Sheheryar Hasnain)
Subject: Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Organization: University of Chicago
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 19:38:36 GMT

In article <txmnqbb.richh@netcom.com>, richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
> 
> 
> P.J. O'Rourke(whom I just missed at a reading and book-signing at Border's 
> a few months ago) explains why he is not a liberal:
> 
> (I paraphrase)
> 
> "Say what you want about the Nazis, no woman has ever had a fantasy about
> being tied up and beaten by a man dressed as a liberal."
> 

Sounds like another facist white male (i.e. one of may facist white males).

Sheheryar
"...the fear of living for nothing strangles the will..." Jackson Browne
From: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: clueless newbie
Date: 8 Sep 92 13:28:56 GMT
Organization: NCR Systemedia Group Headquarters, Dayton (Miamisburg), Ohio

<1992Sep3.014433.28155@news.Hawaii.Edu>
Reply-To: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Followup-To: 
Distribution: 
Organization: NCR Systemedia Group Headquarters, Dayton (Miamisburg), Ohio
Keywords: 

In article <1992Sep3.014433.28155@news.Hawaii.Edu>
rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler) writes:
>>
>Rigler    (Of course, after the horny freshman horde has been 
                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>           beaten off, you'll be demoted back to boot camp.)
            ^^^^^^^^^^

Wow, this will take a while, won't it? Don't you think you'll get tired?


Jim

subliminal .sig follows





(If you feel a sudden urge to send me money, it's OK. Follow your feelings.)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie,alt.fan.letterm
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 19:18:31 GMT

bd@fluent@dartmouth.EDU (Brice Dowaliby) writes:


>mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:

>>I am leaving here on the 11th and my buddie and I are driving out there. We
>>are going to see all the places we haven't seen yet. 
>>
>>Carlsbad Caverens
>>The Alamo
>>Johnson Space Center
>>Houston
>>New Orleans
>>and maybe all that garbage in Orlando (Epcot..not D-WORLD..I live
>>5 miles from D-LAND).

>Those are the _only_ places you haven't seen yet?  I guess you do
>deserve your own newsgroup!!!
>-- 

well..the only places worth seeing that i've not been to..my fav. trip ever was
down the grand canyon ON A mule..all the way to the bottom! ick!
--
Marshal Perlman - Huntington Beach - California - USA - Earth - Milky Way 
                 Private Pilot - Airplane Single-Engine Land
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: <censored>
Date: 14 Sep 1992 20:49:51 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu


My roomate, the fine arts major, constructed, of all things, a rosary as a
project for one of his classes.

The beads of the rosary are condoms.

It was the biggest rosary i'd seen in my life.


5150

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: CAN WE REALLY BE SURE THAT...
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 15:58:28 GMT

 joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)  yanks down his drawers and sez:

>
>>HAW HAW HAW                                 
>>I GET IT!@#                                 
>
>I normally killfile on the second carasso imitation.

I dont know whether to be offended or not, but here is someone imitating
carasso imitating me. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: yet another dream
Date: 13 Sep 92 16:49:00 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: University of Pennsylvania
In-reply-to: Nookoo Le Cookoo's message of 13 Sep 92 01:27:51 GMT

In article <1992Sep13.012751.823@usl.edu> Nookoo Le Cookoo writes:
>   In article <27wnb#_.chaos@netcom.com> chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
>   >it appears i spent the night dreaming about giving a math/time lesson
>   >to a six-year-old.
>
>    Hmmmm..... It makes one wonder what you are going to do *next* to this
>   sweet, innocent, 6 year old girl. And, if duct tape is involved.....
 
*plunk*






    Hmm, that's funny.  Usually they make a fuller, riper sound than
that when they hit the bottom.

    Oh well---must've been rotten.  They get all soft inside when they
go bad, you know.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Everybody's future (was Re: What is my future?)
Organization: siddhartha was a finch
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 08:06:03 GMT

In article <1992Sep5.061354.2189@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (jujuman) writes:
>I have often pondered the many things I can contribute to talk.bizarre,  
>but before now it had not struck me that I never asked what talk.bizarre  
>can offer me. What does the future hold for an alumnus of talk.bizarre?  
>How does he/she/SteveFranklin fare in the real world, and in other  
>newsgroups?

Steve franklin will make more money per year than you will in your life..
  But it will be in canadian dollars.
Roger david carasso will earn millions in hush money to keep from
  telling the world that he's been buggering bill gates.  He talks.
Cj _will_ find true happiness.
Richh will practice safe sex.
Rigler will be filmed while surfing and appear in the opening credits
  for the remake of hawaii five-oh.
Gooley will write a screenplay which takes hollywood by storm and
  provokes a bidding war which earns him a seven-digit royalty
  payment.  But his insistence on keeping the script in sonnet form
  will ensure that it never gets produced.
The finches will continue to fuck like mad and occasionally make babies.
So will kent paul dolan.  And ken johnson.  Seperately.
Gypsy will find the ultra-rare gretsch white eagle guitar, enchanted
  and with which she earns her fame and fortune.  Then the genie takes
  it back but the music world still loves her and she retires to the
  mountains of virginia, reclusive to the public at large but sometimes
  putting out a song or two of pop music genius.
I learn to tune my guitar in a way so that i can actually play chords
  on it.  But i decide to paint instead.
>
>When do I get my diploma?

[giggle]

AjD
spokesman for the magic eight ball
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: phillips@swanee.ee.uwa.oz.au (Christopher Phillips)
Subject: Re: What I Learnt In College
Organization: Elec Eng, Univ of Western Australia
Date: 14 Sep 92 11:58:26 GMT

arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:

>In article <1992Sep12.005845.6470@news.columbia.edu> gmw1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Gabe M Wiener) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep10.200544.11029@galileo.physics.arizona.edu> huber@soliton.physics.arizona.edu (Eric Huber) writes:
>>>macroeconomic and but the fish fish fish
>>
>>We rehearse Tuesdays and Thursdays from 6-8 p.m.  You have to be able to
>>sight-read though.
>>
>Then how many lurkers are there on this group?

It depends how many purple cabbages I have managed to avoid in the past
17 hours.

--
Christopher Jam	__________________________________________________
phillips@swanee.ee.uwa.oz.au			c64 forever!!!!
300,000 c64's were sold in the fiscal year ending June 1991 :)
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From: srp@babar.mmwb.ucsf.edu (Scott R. Presnell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 15 Sep 92 03:42:42 GMT
Organization: UCSF Computer Graphics Lab

Roxanne.Coffey@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Roxanne Coffey) writes:
>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>My musk ox has lost its way.  Will you check your closet?
No, I don't have any arrows.  The quill is empty. *You* check the pen.
-- 
Scott Presnell				        +1 (415) 476-9890
Pharmaceutical Chemistry, S-926			srp@cgl.ucsf.edu
University of California
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Re: Curtis's Quick Haiku Lessons (was Re: Deep Thoughts)
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 22:14:18 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.124733.13712@cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>In article <1992Sep8.174901.6295@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>>
>>When you write blank verse without rhythm, Schnitz, you'd
>>_damn well better_ make it a haiku:
>>
>  Fall: dig the new breed.
>  Originality? Hah!
>  My eyes glaze over.

Passable; but a bit pedestrian.  It's not easy to write
straight haiku about the traumas of the modern world.
Nothing beautiful enough for a haiku.  You need symbolism.

Slip some cherry blossoms in there, and everything will be just
dandy.

c
(kindler and mellower)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Re: Shameless birthday wish
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 16:14:13 GMT

In article <3prn#5-.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>Rodale's _Synonym Finder_ is a monster modern thesaurus.
>
>Never been able to get any use out of my copy, though.  When I
>look through it I sometimes think that it might be excellent in
>certain circumstances, but in practice it's useless.
>
>My problem is that I have a bigger vocabulary than most of these
>references & if *I* can't find the right word in English, it
>probably doesn't exist and it's time to coin one.
>
>Mark., not boasting
>gooley@netcom.com

  OK, Goolmeister, quick! Without the use of any reference material, define
  the following five words:


  micturate
  paroxysm
  syzygy
  fascicle
  crural


  Synonyms will be accepted as definitions where appropriate.


  john


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From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Safe havens
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:10:58 GMT

operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:

>No matter what happens to me, be it utterly horrible, or
>extremely embarrassing, I can always forget my troubles while asleep
>or in the shower. These are my two safe havens.

>That is why I hate movies like Nightmare on Elm Street and Psycho.
>It seems as if the criminals in these purposefully invade the
>places sacred to me. They should be banned! Children live in fear.

That's why if they ever make a movie where someone gets killed 
while on the crapper, it'll scare the shit out of me.

mark

pun semi-intentional
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: purulent mediastinitis
Date: 9 Sep 1992 05:02:27 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


IN SCI.MED, doyle+@pitt.edu (Howard R Doyle) says:

>	Recently I read an autopsy report of a man who had sustained a stab
>wound to the chest.  The coroner stated that the cause of death was 1.)
>purulent mediastinitis and 2.) percarditis, both a direct result of the stab
>wound.  I understand what both of the causes are in pathological terms,
>however, what was the most likely mode of death (severe infection, heart

The man died of sepsis (overwhelming infection).

>trauma, etc)?  Since the subject had time to develop an infection from the
>wound it would seem reasonable that he did not die until several days
>following the stabbing.  How long could one survive such trauma without
>treatment?  

Hard to say. Depends on many factors, such as the age of the patient, previous
state of health, and the organisms involved. Technically speaking, though,
mediastinitis is a real bitch.
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 01:53:52 GMT

tp@mccall.com (Terry Poot) writes:
> Define civil service employee.
>> Does it include cabinet members? How about Marlin Fitzwater?

No, Marlin Fitzwater is not a civil service employee, he is a nature show
host.  He is protected, not by the civil service statutes, but by having a
cohost who is stupid enough to be thrown out of helicopters onto raging
rhinoceroses and by Mutual of Omaha.

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From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: When the musics over...
Date: 8 Sep 92 12:18:51 GMT
Organization: Spider home for the terminally baffled.


Picture the scene.....Its midnight, you've been in the pub (aka 'bar') all night
You've drunk enough alcohol to kill 15 rhinos and  you've been rejected by
33 girls, one Scotsman and an Albanian Sailor. 

Time for something to eat. You stagger off in the direction you hope is home.
The friendly lights of a Chinese Take Away beckon you like a siren in the
night (poetic eh ?)

A little bell rings as you force your way past the Irish man passed out in the
doorway (you wonder what he's just eaten 'cos the bit that he's sicked up looks
quite good.)

The old guy behind the counter asks you what you want. You feel an urge to take
the piss out of the guy, but you remember last time....The operation was quick
but very embarresing (and who would have thought those Lychees would fit up 
there ?)

15 minutes later you're stood on the pavement clutching a bag full of Chinese
multi coloured MSG and salt. Time to go home. Your brain is beginning to hang
those little "Out To Lunch" signs up. Luckily you've done this many times
before and auto pilot locks in.

You get to the front door and play hunt the key for 10 minutes or so. The door 
opens and you stagger in. Someone has moved the light switch so you stagger into
your living room in the dark. Suddenly the coffee table becomes a highly 
trained Ninja. You trip, the plastic bag of MSg hits the wall (creating a much
nicer pattern than last weeks pizza) All goes black.


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| Misplaced Yorkshireman |                                                   |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Richard Marx)
Subject: Re: It takes two to tango
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 03:33:38 GMT


In article <joshua.716610311@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua  
Geller) writes:
> dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO) writes:
> roger, did you lose your netcom account?
> 
> josh "six accounts and counting" geller

My Joshua, but aren't you on top of things?

>loser.

You are the loser. At least, you carry the ULTIMATE mark of one. Check the  
newsgroups:

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered,rec.arts.dance
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)

--
I thought we set you out for the garbage, but you keep coming back, banana  
peels sticking from your pants, egg shells on your head, dripping.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Subject: Re-used to Death  (thanks boutell)
Followup-To: rec.mucus.mess 
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 23:54:19 GMT


Something there is that doesn't love a wall.


what a pity that that thing isn't roger waters.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: sigh
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Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 22:51:57 GMT
Comments: Mallet rules Croquet?


My office mate asked me if I saw him in concert when he saw my
Coltrane t-shirt.  I wish!


--
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the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: twisty passage of confessions all alike
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 02:05:45 GMT


I prefer caramel to chocolate topping on my ice-cream.

--
My favorite is congealed hog's blood
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