From: ?@?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.?.edu (Bob is my Lode)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: RICH AND PAUL SHARE A TENDER, LOVING MOMENT
Date: 21 Jul 92 19:23:50 GMT
Reply-To: root@uunet.uu.net
Followup-To: alt.slack,alt.pastmodern,alt.fire-tongues,rec.exploding.kibo,alt.bananas
Organization: the DESK of the BOB 9000 Series Computer

>Binary logic, again.  So phallocentric, to
>believe that there is no value between one and zero, the lingam
>and the yoni.

MY LINGAM IS BIGGER THAN YOUR LINGAM

Kibo

Hello.  This is Don Pardo.
I want to fuck the dead
I need you to give me head
It feels good; I'll pull your eyeballs out
I'll uncover your corpse and do you in the ground.

Hello. This is Don Pardo, on behalf of the USENET Net-news Phallic licking
center agency group.

Hello.  This is Don Pardo, on behalf of the USENET addict recovery center
for sexual abuse.

Hello. This is Don Prado for Levi's Jeans.  Look how sexy I am.

Hello.  This is DON PARDO for the USENET Morality Group.

We at the USENET Morality group completely dislike all this talk about the
size of the Lingam.  While we respect that the posters of such messages
are people with certain desires and needs, they must also realize that we
are people with other desires and needs, and we are offended and appalled
by this kind of idiotic banter.

We have therefore decided to execute everyone who is not in our organization.
This will completely eradicate the problem.



DOOM PROPHECY.



Every major religion has it's own myth about the end of the world.



Quaaludes and morphine
Heroin and thorazine



DOOM PROPHECY



We will overcome



DOOM PROPHECY



.. And it will be the coming of the Jaysus that saves us all



DOOM PROPHECY



Hello.  This is Don Pardo for the First Church of the Superchrist.

Super-christ, christ, christ, christ, christ.
Super-christ, christ, christ, christ, christ.

We at the First Church of the Superchrist insist quite ardently that the
world has already ended.

It clearly says in the Bible that there will be a multitude of false
Messiahs at the end of the world, preaching a multitude of strange religions.
Therefore, I am clearly mentioned in the Bible.

Prophecy has never grown faster than the men it owns.

Nero was the Anti-Christ.  This fact is demonstrable, in that the words
Ceasar Nero, CSRSNRO, in traditional Gematria, sum to six hundred, three
score, and six.

The Superchrist hasn't come; he has always been here.  Waiting behind the
shadows to jump out and devour the unsuspecting housewives of the country.

The aliens kidnap our women, and take them aboard their flying saucers, and
then they inseminate them with alien jism and force our women to have their
babies.

Fuck the Police!

Somebody help, please.  Somebody help this man.

The Superchrist hasn't come; he has always been here.  Dormant in the souls
of individuals who choose to ignore it.

What the HELL is THAT?

I could feel it growing inside my body, become corporeal, inhuman.

The spirituality that you feel is just a placebo, a mental euphoria that will
only sustain itself for a certain duration of time.

Mysticism has utterly and completely failed.

Mysticism hasn't failed; it simply produces a certain set of experiences in
some, while others can't or don't feel similarly.

Mysticism can't FAIL.

I don't understand what you're talking about.

We're talking about God.  We're talking about Jesus.

Oh my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended thee
and I detest of all my sins because I dread the loss of heaven and
the pains of hell, but most of all because I have offended thee, my god,
who are all good and deserving of all my love.

I firmly resolve with the help of thy grace to confess my sins, to do\
penance, and to ammend my life.  Amen.

On Saturday nights, LaVey saw the men of all occupations in an orgiastic
sexual frenzy, tongues hanging out, drooling over ogled women as they danced
naked on top of the bar.  On Sunday mornings, playing the Church organ, he saw
those same men sitting in the pews attempting o gain repenetance for the sins
of the previous night.

The First Church of the Superchrist.

Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.

Forgive them, father, they know not what they do.

Jesus Christ
lives in a ghetto apartment
on sixth street across from a 
neon light
shining crimes on the gutter
across from his window he
has a ball
smoking crack every Thursday
observing a dog laid a-
gainst the wall
lies a dog with a broken
back in his body his
head's caved in
and his brains run rampant across the kitchen floor.

Is this really what You wanted?

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