From: carl@vaxr.sscl.uwo.ca (Carl Kaufmann)
Subject: Re: The Shadowette....
Organization: Soc.Sci.Comp.Lab., U.West.Ont.
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 00:17:56 GMT

In article <tvechins.920821142123@eng.auburn.edu>, tvechins@eng.auburn.edu (Toni R. Vechinski) writes:
> 
>      Good day, my fellow readers.....You have, by no doubt, met my cousin 
> THE SHADOW from the previous letter.
> 
>      Sha (that's what I call him for short, for only fellow lurkers of the
> night may do so) introduced me to alt.romance and alt.romance.chat and I 
> must concur that they are most enjoyable.
> 
>      I'm not quite the poet my cousin is (for he started this business long 
> before I), but to introduce myself....
> 
>           I believe in the soul and eternal life, the American flag, best
>                 friends and snuggling.
>           I believe in the small of a woman's back, a man with strong hands
>                 and broad shoulders, baseball, and country music.
>           I believe in Walt Disney, pickup trucks, sexy underwear, roses,
>                 and banana splits with lots of whipped cream.
>           I believe in exercise and being healthy, the fiddle and mountain
>                 music, long walks and holding hands, and slow dancing.
>           I believe in the love between a man and a woman, sunsets, back
>                 massages, and as Crash Davis said,
>           "I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for
>                 three days."
> 
>       As my cousin is, so am I......a graduate student that is -- at least
> during the day...............
> 
>      (A darkened fog-filled alley appears)
> 
>      For.....WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF WOMEN?
> 
>               .........THE SHADOWETTE KNOWS.........
>                     ........Mueheeheeheeheeheeeeee...................
> 
>      (sinister laughter fades out)
>      (The sound of running feet can be heard and the form of a shadow dances
>       across the alley walls and into the night...........)
> 
> 
> ~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~
> *                                                                          *
> *    There is no better psychiatrist than a puppy licking your face.....   * 
> *    Except, maybe, a man licking your face........Any takers?             * 
> *        *seductive smile* *blink* *blink*                                 *
> *                                                                          *
> ~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~**~

MEOW!

I welcome you, fellow night-dweller.  Might I offer two pieces of advice:
Shakespeare is more poetic than Bull Durham, and cats are more romantic than
dogs.  Otherwise, I am very intrigued by your views on psychotherapy.  Would
you care to discuss them further? :-)

CatGuy
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* See how the heart reaches *  Carl Kaufmann   * No one has to do anything, *
* out instinctively, for no * Soc.Sci.Comp.Lab * except bear consequences.  *
* reason but to touch.      *    U.West.Ont    *                            *
*       -Kate Bush          * carl@sscl.uwo.ca *       -Me                  *
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