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From: eengsoc@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Bits and Pieces and a Plead!
Date: 12 Oct 92 19:34:39 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin

	I'm new at this thing and I know I've probably stuck this in the wrong
section but I'll get I've a few questions which I want answered. There must be
somebody out there who can help me!
1. Any interesting FTP sites where I can get 	a) games
						b) elec engineering software
						c) maths software

2. Find me a woman to bring to the Engineering Ball in Dublin by the start of
January (sincere replies here and no Kathy Bates look alikes!)

3. Any parties in Dublin (hopefully in the South-Side)

4. Addresses of any females (over 20 and under 30 and non Kathy Bates
look-alikes) who want to talk about life, sex, God, me, the engineering ball,
good chat up lines, the weather (a very Irish topic and proud of it), sheep and 
music (as long as it's not country and western, this is very important). All
replies will be dealt in a confidently, sarcastic and funny way. None male
replies only.

I think the address is eengsoc@ccvax.ucd.ie               BYEEEEEE!
								Signed: Me!
From: vaps0de@prism.gatech.EDU (Dustin Emhart)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Palindrome
Date: 12 Oct 92 02:51:11 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

In <1992Oct8.225710.11268@gumby.dsd.trw.com> suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com (Maurice E. Suhre) writes:

>A few years ago, someone on rec.humor demonstrated an easy way to
>generate a palindrome of essentially arbitrary length.  It's sort of
>cheating, though :-)  The idea is to write some sort of story where an
>alien appears.  Then say

>	The alien began to speak in a strange tongue.

>Follow that with all the previous characters in reverse order,
>surrounded by quotes.

Funny you should mention this. I helped produce a radio version of "The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." During the scene, there's an announcement
being made in a foreign language, and Arthur has to stick a Babel Fish in his
ear to understand it. To simulate the change in language, we played the tape
backwards, then reversed directions at the point he sticks the fish in his ear.
-- 
Dustin Emhart                       |  CS Majors: We do more after 11 pm than
Georgia Institute of Technology     |  most people do all day.
Internet: vaps0de@prism.gatech.edu  |        -- me
Xref: sparky rec.humor:30712 aus.jokes:1541 alt.folklore.computers:14893 aus.computers:332
From: /dev/null@lorc.UUCP (The NULL Device)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 92 09:41:43 EDT
Organization: LORC Enterprises

wright@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Michael G. Wright) writes:
> day simply because people _are_ dumb, so they want a simple interface. And
> if you think that IBM and Clone users are immune, well, Windows 3.1?
> 
> Mmmmm, when the revolution comes, you'll be the first ones to go.
> 		(one who knows)
> 					;-)

What ever you do, don't redirect to /dev/null!!!! I DONT'T want any PCclones
or Mac's!  Unix forever!

The NULL device LIVES!!!!  (Of course, if I were force fed a Mac, I probably
would die of indigestion.... Or gangrene of the user interface...)

That deserves a bit-belch....


> Michael Wright 


<<<BELCH>>> --> 110001000101011101001011010100010110100010101000101010101011

/dev/null@lorc.UUCP  (*THE* NULL device)
From: daz@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (David A. Z.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 14 Oct 92 04:31:22 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: /etc/organization

In article <1992Oct8.173208.13667@cs.uow.edu.au> u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling) writes:
)ftit@hamburg.engin.umich.edu (Sergej Roytman) writes:
)> bena@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Ben Aveling) writes:
)> | Joe Leger (monalisa@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
)> | : 
)> | : Real men _type_ in commands they
)> | : want to use.........
)
)> | REAL men hard-wire it.
)
)> REAL MEN ENTER IT BY TAPPING TWO WIRES TOGETHER.  IN ALL-CAPS.
)
)01011001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100
)00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100001
)01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110100
)01100011 01101000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100001 00100000
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)01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010
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)01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000
)01000001 01010011 01000011 01001001 01001001 00100000 01100011 01101111
)01100100 01100101 01110011 00100001 00100001 00100000 00111010 00101101
)00101001 00001010 !!

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00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01110010
01100101 01101101 01100101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000
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01001001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100110
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01101110 00100000 01000110 01101111 01110010 01110100 01110010 01100001
01101110 00100000 00110100 00111111 00001010 

   - daz@gnu.ai.mit.edu

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jcruz@etch-eshop.Berkeley.EDU (Joey Cruz)
Subject: Answearing Machine Message''
Reply-To: jcruz@etch-eshop.Berkeley.EDU (Joey Cruz)
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 18:09:40 GMT

Here is one anwearing machine "OM" that i heard..

Hello, you have reached the Office of JOSE CUERVO WHITE
Assistant to the Assistant to the Chief Assistant,Assistant Chief.
I'm not here right now  that is why you have to talk to this !#@$&
machine.You may leave a message at your own risk after the sound of
the Beep beep beep my Assistant might call you right back......

Q: What is the longest bridge in the World?
A: SF Bay Bridge....Why?  you know why....

Q: Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles keep smiling all the time?
A: Cause they're happy. What else?
From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bowling Wit Wanted...
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:32:25 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Distribution: usa
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

In article <5837@ucsbcsl.ucsb.edu>, harley@engrhub.ucsb.edu (Hahn) writes:
>In article <1992Sep24.212944.6846@amgen.com>, chriss@sam.amgen.com (Chris Silvester) writes:
>> I'm captian of a bowling team here in Southern Cal, and where currently in
>> search of a team name.  We've come up with several, but none we can agree on,
>> and none were all that great.  I'm hoping the net.wit has the answer!

>How about the TOILET BOWLERS?

Nah, that one's taken.  The Toilet Bowl is the
official name of annual football game between the
Florida University College at Kissimee and the
Sag Harbor Institute of Technology!

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
How about we all do something reasonable?  I bet that'll confuse 'em!
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.comics.strips,alt.flame
From: wu@mdd.comm.mot.com (Philip Wu)
Subject: Re: Blatant Ripoff Warning (was Computer Programming Joke)
Organization: Motorola - Mobile Data Division; Richmond, BC
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 23:07:31 GMT

In <1992Oct7.140621.13599@spdc.ti.com> wall@spdc.ti.com (Raj Wall) writes:

>The following joke, posted by "Brian Frank Wawryk" was ripped-off from
>Scott Adams' comic strip Dilbert.  Should we speculate as to "Brian Frank
>Wawryk"'s motives?  Perhaps "Brian Frank Wawryk" edited an earlier
>Dilbert post of mine.  Maybe "Brian Frank Wawryk" actually reads
>Dilbert.  Or is trying to appear humorous and clever on the net by
>stealing unattributed the work of others?

MAYBE somebody read Dilbert and related the joke to Brian without giving a
reference to where the joke originated.  Do you let everybody know the author
of jokes that you tell in person? 

You don't have to be so mean to somebody, just a note or something would
have been enough.

Phil
From: tdlowe01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu (Tony D. Lowe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Summary: Let the reader beware.
Date: 9 Oct 92 19:25:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: ulkyvx.1992Oct9.152529.1
Organization: University of Louisville

In Tennessee there is a stretch of highway that runs from Galtinburg to
Pigeonforge that is posted "NORTH 441/SOUTH 321" in one direction, and
"SOUTH 441/NORTH 321" in the other.  North and South are in the same
direction in Tennessee!  And you people think the hicks in Kentucky are
stupid.

There are numerous signs in The Great Smokey Moutains National Park that
read:			FEEDING WILD LIFE
			  PICKING PLANTS
			   PROHIBITED

Well, if I ever see any wild life picking plants, I be sure not to feed
them!

  Tony D. Lowe, The HapMaster  BITNET:   tdlowe01@ulkyvx.bitnet
  University of Louisville     INTERNET: tdlowe01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
            "Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education."
From: sh@hplb.hpl.hp.com (Stephen Harvey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Original Nights Out..
Date: 7 Oct 92 11:11:14 GMT
Reply-To: sh@hplb.hpl.hp.com
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Labs, Bristol, UK


	My pal Jason Launchbury <jasonl@hpcpbla.bri.hp.com> has a problem, he
needs to think of an original REALISTIC night out, as his girl friend Jo
is expecting something out of the ordinary tomorrow night. Please send
me or him any ideas you might have, feel free to include ridiculously
embarassing ideas <What are friends for!!?> but please do reply we`re
counting on you.....

<My god!, we must be desperate.....>


'Aha, a man with a sharp wit, somebody had better  | sh@hplb.hpl.hp.com
     take it away from him before he cuts himself' | insert std disclaimer

     Sex isn`t the anwser, it`s the question - Yes is the answer!
From: bjerkej@columbia.dsu.edu (Jon Bjerke)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: lame joke
Date: 14 Oct 92 22:18:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: columbia.bjerkej.144.0
Organization: Dakota State University



Q.   Why are there so many "Andersons" in the phone book?


























A.  Because they all have phones.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: isupstud@bnr.ca
Subject: Re: Re. Bathroom Graffiti
Reply-To: isupstud@bnr.ca
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 15:04:01 GMT

>> On the wall of a pay toilet:
>>
>>	Here I sit
>>	Broken hearted
>>	Paid a dime
>>	And only farted


The version I heard (saw)

	Here I sit
	Broken hearted
	Spent my dime
	And only farted

	Next time though
	I'll take my chance
	I'll save my dime
	And shit my pants

(??)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi)
Subject: Re: re:how they do it?
Reply-To: davidk@welch.jhu.edu
Organization: Welch Medical Library
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 14:33:59 GMT

In article 190390002@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com, guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) writes:
>    In a previous article, g90c5787@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MS S WILSON-CROSS) says:
>
>    >Drama students do it with an audience.
>    >
>    >Computer Science students do it with hard drives.
>    >
>    >
>    >Cooks do it with grease and a lot of heat...
>
>    Mechanical Engineers do it with fluid dynamics ...

Medievalists do it with fake, fluffy weapons.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: The *best* we can do for Election '92
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 07:14:50 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.135839.19371@njitgw.njit.edu> lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt) writes:
>In article <deuelpm.717868192@craft.camp.clarkson.edu> deuelpm@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Hobbit) writes:
>>I heard on the radio this morning that there was a congressional election
>>in Arizona which ended up in a tie vote.  Apparently, in Arizona, it is
>>allowed to settle the tie with a game of chance.  The opponents (in "Old
>>West" fashon, the newsreader said) played 5-card stud.
>>
>>The Republican won with a pair of 7's.
>>
>I've always viewed elections as a big Crap shoot, ( and don't we ever have
>a lot of crap to shoot at? ). I think that we should allow the candidates to
>enter a game of American Gladiator with the winner being the electee.
>Then again Poker or roulette wouldn't be bat methods for selection either.

How about Russian roulette?


Ratboy

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761)
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 05:18:40 GMT

>>+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
>>|         ///   ///    ///////                   -=FORTY-TWO=-              |
>>|        ///   ///   /////////           We *ARE* The meaning of life!      |
>>|       //////////  //   ///                                                |
>>|      //////////      ///                TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU - Terry           |
>>|           ///      ///                  SLR7@LEHIGH.EDU - Stephanie       |
>>|          ///     ////////               MRP2@LEHIGH.EDU - Matt            |
>>|         ///    /////////                SES3@LEHIGH.EDU - Sarai           |
>>+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
>>--
>>+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
>>|         ///   ///    ///////                   -=FORTY-TWO=-              |
>>|        ///   ///   /////////           We *ARE* The meaning of life!      |
>>|       //////////  //   ///                                                |
>>|      //////////      ///                TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU - Terry           |
>>|           ///      ///                  SLR7@LEHIGH.EDU - Stephanie       |
>>|          ///     ////////               MRP2@LEHIGH.EDU - Matt            |
>
>     Could you send me one, too?????
>
Does everyone always have to copy this HUGE, HUMUNGUS signature _every_ time?
-- 
cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu
HE KUER!!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mcvey@mpr.ca (Iain McVey)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: MPR Teltech Ltd., Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 22:51:49 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.205426.11667@nevada.edu> tierney@nevada.edu (TIMOTHY P TIERNEY) writes:
>>>		4. IRREGARDLESS of it being UNSCIENTIFICAL, it is IRONICAL
>                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>....uses two words that don't even exist!!!!!!
                                                                  ^^^^^^^^

On the subject of bitch, whine, complain...

What about a person who finds two mistakes, and misses the third?


OBJ:

Politicians are like young people in love -- They make promises they
can't keep and spend money on things they can't afford.
                       - Morning Smile, Toronto Globe and Mail 13 Oct, 92
-- 
Iain McVey (mcvey@mpr.ca)      | "Join the army, they said, see the next
Software Designer              |  world..." - Carry on up the Kyber
MPR Teltech Ltd.               | "This bottle of whisky is awful.  I'll be
8999 Nelson Way, Burnaby, BC   |  glad when it's done" - One Scot to another
From: leitm@solb1.essex.ac.uk (Leith M F)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom Graffiti
Date: 16 Oct 92 10:22:34 GMT
Reply-To: leitm@essex.ac.uk (Leith M F)
Organization: University of Essex, Colchester, UK

This one was written on a bog door which had a foot high gap at the bottom, 
between it and the floor : 

       "Beware of the Gay Limbo Dancer!"

Another above a urinal :

"While you are reading 
 what I have put
 you are probably pissing
 on your foot"

On another bog door :

        "While straining please do not bite the walls!"

and also :

        "Gay Power!"
(reply) "How do you make the fist sign, with those limp wrists  ?!"
 

Mig.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: scott@bell.b17a.ingr.com (Scott Bell)
Subject: Re: MEGA Tagline file
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 17:19:29 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.063039.25065@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
|> >>3 dreaded words when making love: Is that it?
|> >
|> >3 other dreaded words:  Honey, I'm Home!
|> 
|> 
|> 3 more:  Is that puss?
|> 

   3 dreaded words during an election year:     Is It Time?
   3 dreaded words when eating w/ vegetarians:  Where's The Beef?

- Scott
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
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| Intergraph Corp. - Mapping Sciences Div. | "Dreamin' takes you       |
| M/S IW17A2  Huntsville, AL  35894-0001   |  nowhere -                | 
| scott@bell.b17a.ingr.com   (Internet)    |  It's time to play."      | 
| uunet!ingr!b17a!bell!scott (uucp)        |                           | 
| W: 205-730-1776                          |    - Kenny Loggins        | 
|        #include <std_disclaim.h>         |                           |
|                                          |.vbguitarsbikesweightsrock.|
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From: sweide@uceng.UC.EDU (Steven Weide)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ftp site found
Date: 14 Oct 92 16:20:33 GMT
Organization: University of Cincinnati, Engineering College


If anyone is interested, I found an incredible  ftp site.  It's at 
127.0.0.1.  You have to use your actual user name and password, it
actually reads it from your file to check that your who you say 
you are.  It's loaded with stuff(alot of humor).  
                        Steve
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jburleso@cs.uah.edu (john burleson)
Subject: Other crap I may have posted.
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Univ. of Alabama-Huntsville
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 02:58:58 GMT

Our news system is f-----. so I apologize if you see multiple identical 
postings from me... damn thing kept sending me back failure messages
but the articles showed up HERE anyway.

OBjoke: My apologizing to the rest of the pinheads who read this group.
From: djd@csg.cs.reading.ac.uk (David J Dawkins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:52:56 GMT
Organization: University of Reading

cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761) writes:

>>>+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
>>>|         ///   ///    ///////                   -=FORTY-TWO=-              |
>>>|        ///   ///   /////////           We *ARE* The meaning of life!      |
>>>|       //////////  //   ///                                                |
>>>|      //////////      ///                TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU - Terry           |
>>>|           ///      ///                  SLR7@LEHIGH.EDU - Stephanie       |
>>>|          ///     ////////               MRP2@LEHIGH.EDU - Matt            |
>>>|         ///    /////////                SES3@LEHIGH.EDU - Sarai           |
>>>+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
>>>--
>>>+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
>>>|         ///   ///    ///////                   -=FORTY-TWO=-              |
>>>|        ///   ///   /////////           We *ARE* The meaning of life!      |
>>>|       //////////  //   ///                                                |
>>>|      //////////      ///                TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU - Terry           |
>>>|           ///      ///                  SLR7@LEHIGH.EDU - Stephanie       |
>>>|          ///     ////////               MRP2@LEHIGH.EDU - Matt            |
>>
>>     Could you send me one, too?????
>>
>Does everyone always have to copy this HUGE, HUMUNGUS signature _every_ time?
>-- 
>cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu
>HE KUER!!
>>>+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +
>>>|         ///   ///    ///////                   -=FORTY-TWO=-              |
>>>|        ///   ///   /////////           We *ARE* The meaning of life!      |
>>>|       //////////  //   ///                                                |
>>>|      //////////      ///                TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU - Terry           |
>>>|           ///      ///                  SLR7@LEHIGH.EDU - Stephanie       |
>>>|          ///     ////////               MRP2@LEHIGH.EDU - Matt            |
>>>|         ///    /////////                SES3@LEHIGH.EDU - Sarai           |
>>>+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - +

wot, THIS one?


-dave "Nyaaaaaaa!"



-- 
djd@csg.cs.rdg.ac.uk
djd@csug.cs.rdg.ac.uk
davidd@integ.uucp
From: csossama@jade.tufts.edu (Christine Sossaman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST
Date: 14 Oct 92 18:19:51 GMT
Organization: Tufts University - Medford, MA
Originator: csossama@jade.tufts.edu



PLEASE anyone mail me anything over 500!!!

Thanks!!

-Christine

csossama@jade.tufts.edu

.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: mmcg@cs.monash.edu.au (Mike  Mc Gaughey)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Computer Science, Monash University, Australia
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 08:10:11 GMT

s1071828@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Matthew Long) writes:

>  Does anyone apart from the minority who write this drivel find it funny?
>  How about some decent jokes.

How about writing some then?

--
Mike McGaughey			AARNET:	mmcg@bruce.cs.monash.edu.au

"Head stompin', ass kickin', finger licking nastiness"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: re:how they do it?
From: rivero@mdcbbs.com
Date: 15 Oct 92 11:51:21 GMT
Organization: Electronic Data Systems, Unigraphics Division, Cypress CA
Nntp-Posting-User: rivero

In article <1992Oct14.220410.27067@news.uiowa.edu>, aewhelan@icaen.uiowa.edu (Andrew Whelan) writes:
> In article <190390002@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com> guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) writes:
>>    In a previous article, g90c5787@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MS S WILSON-CROSS) says:
>>
>>    >Drama students do it with an audience.
>>    >
>>    >Computer Science students do it with hard drives.
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Cooks do it with grease and a lot of heat...
>>
>>    Mechanical Engineers do it with fluid dynamics ...
> 
> Mechanical Engineers do it with precision!
> 

  Magicians do it with mirrors!





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|  Michael Rivero rivero@mdcbbs.com  "Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Animator" |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|  "The great masses of people. . .will more easily fall                 |
|  victims to a big lie than to a small one."                            |
|                                          --Adolf Hitler                |
|                                                                        |
|   "All men are potential rapists, and that's _all_ they are!"          |
|                                 -- Susan Brownmiller                   |
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