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From: ltracewe@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Lori A Tracewell)
Subject: Re: New Oxymoron Group
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 18:23:46 GMT


Jumbo shrimp



 -lori
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: jarra523@Armstrong.EDU (Robin Jarrard)
Subject: re: practical joke collection
Organization: Armstrong State College, Savannah, GA
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 16:02:35 GMT


In article 1629, bobk@gibdo.engr.washington.edu wrote:

>Try this one, but caution you may not get some of your messages. A friend once
>made a recording like the telephone operator saying: Im sorry but the phone
>number you have just reached has been temporalily disconected but calls can be
>left at ***-****.  The joke is the number you call back to is the same number
>you just dialed.( His rendition of the operator could have fooled the phone
>company itself.)


Actually if someone is really going to do this, it would be more authentic
to say: The number you have dialed, ***-**** has been changed. The -new-
number is ***-****. Or what would be even wilder would be to put an area
code in there... the same one you have for that number. 


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From: marco@soda.berkeley.edu (Marco Nicosia)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Adult Smileys
Date: 25 Jan 1993 01:18:03 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu

In article <1993Jan15.004740.2091@cs.wisc.edu> dws@ssec.wisc.edu (DaviD W. Sanderson) writes:
) In article <17500186@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> phil_y@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Phil Yastrow) writes:
) 
) Or, wait for my smiley book, to be published by O'Reilly this spring.
) 
That's frightening.
What animal are they planning on using for the cover?
) 
) DaviD W. Sanderson (dws@ssec.wisc.edu)
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From: cscon103@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: test
Date: 27 Jan 93 14:49:59 EST
Organization: University of Toledo, Computer Services

Hi
this is a test
From: mre@kepler.unh.edu (Monty Python's Life of MikE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Lists Wanted
Date: 25 Jan 1993 23:38:07 GMT
Organization: University of New Hampshire  -  Durham, NH
NNTP-Posting-Host: kepler.unh.edu
Keywords: Laws

In article <1993Jan20.182929.6687@desire.wright.edu> pgunterman@desire.wright.edu writes:
>Could someone out ther please post/send me the Confuciusism and/or
>the Laws, Etc. Lists?
>Thanks in advance.

Me2!  I'm curious about these. 
--MikE....(MikE@unh.edu is my e-mail address.)

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From: dws@ssec.wisc.edu (DaviD W. Sanderson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Adult Smileys
Date: 26 Jan 93 15:25:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1993Jan26.152519.15432
Organization: UW-Madison Space Science and Engineering Center

I wrote:
: Or, wait for my smiley book, to be published by O'Reilly this spring.

And marco@soda.berkeley.edu (Marco Nicosia) wrote:
> That's frightening.

Why does it frighten you?

DaviD W. Sanderson (dws@ssec.wisc.edu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: adam@owlnet.rice.edu (Adam Justin Thornton)
Subject: Re: test
Organization: Milo's Meadow
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 17:49:27 GMT

In article <1993Jan28.121059.18923@cbfsb.cb.att.com> sas@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (s.a.sullivan) writes:
>In article <C1K2E2.Fsv@news.cso.uiuc.edu> mmaggio@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael J Maggio) writes:
>>cscon103@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:
>>
>>>Hi
>>>this is a test
>>Let's give it a rest.
>I'll do my best...
At your behest.
-- 
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 Be true to yourself and the Grateful Dead." --Joan Baez  | 64,928 | fthagn!
"Very often, a common stone, thrown away and despised, is worth more than
 a cow." -- Paracelsus | If these were Rice's opinions I'd shoot myself.
From: DEVILBISS@OCTAVE.LARC.NASA.GOV (Dave)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: New Oxymoron Group
Date: 25 Jan 1993 20:37:03 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center, Hampton, VA  USA
Distribution: world
Reply-To: DEVILBISS@OCTAVE.LARC.NASA.GOV (Dave)
NNTP-Posting-Host: lockheedmac6.larc.nasa.gov

Did I miss "military intelligence"?

Enjoy . . . Dave

________________________________________________        
        If we were not crazy, we would go insane.
        If we could not laugh, we would go insane!     J. Buffett
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From: sas@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (s.a.sullivan)
Subject: Re: New Oxymoran group
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 18:04:41 GMT

In article <ARTHUR.93Jan25132420@ivory.bgu.ac.il> arthur@ivory.bgu.ac.il (Arthur Goldstein) writes:
>fast food
jumbo shrimp
From: mjm4@quads.uchicago.edu (Michael J McNaughton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: test
Date: 28 Jan 93 17:15:49 GMT
Reply-To: mjm4@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago

>>>Hi
>>>this is a test
>>Let's give it a rest.
>>>I'll do my best...

That joke's so bad, I'm going into cardiac arrest...

(wanna take it to alt.cascade, guys???)


-- 
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The University of Chicago			front of me, than to have
mjm4@midway.uchicago.edu			a frontal lobotomy!
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From: milo@cbnews.cb.att.com (guy.f.klose)
Subject: Re: practical jokes
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 22:18:39 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.181441.6684@desire.wright.edu>, pgunterman@desire.wright.edu writes:
> Tried nailing his shoes to the floor?
> Or taping the carriage thingy on the phone down (you know, the part
> that goes down when you hang up)?

As far as mundane practical jokes go, I've always like placing a rubber
band around the handle of a "dish sprayer" that sits at the back of many
sinks.  The next person to turn on the faucet (which might be you!) may
get a brief spritz.
-- 
Guy Klose
milo@mvuts.att.com
From: burley@apple-gunkies.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Craig Burley)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Adult Smileys
Date: 25 Jan 93 16:55:06
Organization: Free Software Foundation 545 Tech Square Cambridge, MA 02139
	<1993Jan15.004740.2091@cs.wisc.edu> <1jvf4b$san@agate.berkeley.edu>
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In-reply-to: marco@soda.berkeley.edu's message of 25 Jan 1993 01:18:03 GMT

In article <1jvf4b$san@agate.berkeley.edu> marco@soda.berkeley.edu (Marco Nicosia) writes:

   In article <1993Jan15.004740.2091@cs.wisc.edu> dws@ssec.wisc.edu (DaviD W. Sanderson) writes:
   ) In article <17500186@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> phil_y@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Phil Yastrow) writes:
   ) 
   ) Or, wait for my smiley book, to be published by O'Reilly this spring.
   ) 
   That's frightening.
   What animal are they planning on using for the cover?

My suggestion: a crocodile.  For all the right reasons.
--

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Member of the League for Programming Freedom (LPF) lpf@uunet.uu.net
From: ringo@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Diann Ringo)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: New Oxymoran group
Date: 22 Jan 1993 20:16:43 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: ringo@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Diann Ringo)
NNTP-Posting-Host: snowwhite.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Keywords: oxymoran

would anyone be interested in starting a new group concerning oxymorans?

a few of my favorites are:

student teacher

pretty ugly

sweet sorrow

industrial park

please send me your favorites.

Thanks 

Diann
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: hbsperki@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (James Perkins)
Subject: Re: Request for Psychologist Jokes!
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date: 23 Jan 93 11:29:50 GMT

mehrl4986@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:

>Request Psychology jokes

>I'm in a class where the psychology teacher keeps asking if we heard any new
>jokes and I want to hear some.


Here's a couple.  I would appreciate it if you could send me the full lot of
replies you get, as I am interested in psychology jokes too.  In my
experience, they are few and far between!


Q: How many psychologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has got to *want* to change.

Two psychologists were chatting.  Sigmund said to Carl: "I think I made
a Freudian slip last night, but I'm not sure if Mum noticed or not."  So
Carl asks Sigmund what he said.  "Well," said Sigmund, "while we were having
dinner, I meant to say: 'Please pass the salt', but it came out as: 'You
ruined my life, you fucking bitch!'"
From: mmaggio@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael J Maggio)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: test
Date: 28 Jan 93 08:32:26 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

cscon103@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:

>Hi
>this is a test
Let's give it a rest.
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From: kgoodwin@icaen.uiowa.edu (Kirk W Goodwin)
Subject: REQUEST Deep thoughts by Jack Handy
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 00:54:32 GMT
Organization: University of Iowa, Iowa City, IA, USA
X-Newsreader: NN version 6.4.19

Could someone PLEASE email me the latest compilation of SNL's
Jack Handey's "Deep Thoughts?"  Thanks.

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From: chris.rolleston@stargate.actrix.gen.nz (Chris Rolleston) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Yummy!
Date: 27 Jan 93 01:33:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Stargate BBS - Wellington, NZ - +64 4 566-2157
Reply-To: chris.rolleston@stargate.actrix.gen.nz (Chris Rolleston) 


>>           THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FLY LANDS ON YOUR FOOD          <<

Flies can't eat solid food, so to soften it up they vomit on it.  Then they
stamp the vomit in until it's a liquid, usually stamping in a few grems for
good measure.  Then when its good and runny, they suck it all back up again,
probably dropping some excrement at the same time.

And then...
                      when they've finished eating...
                                                             It's your turn.

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From: splummer@abacus.bates.edu (Sarah Plummer)
Subject: Re: Fortunes for Cookies wanted
Organization: Bates College, Lewiston, Maine
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 00:48:27 GMT
Originator: splummer@abacus.bates.edu

This is a serious story, but it always gets a laugh when it is retold,
no matter how many times we have heard it.  

When I was about nine, my sister (who is 6 years older than I am) made
fortune cookies for some special occasion, like a birthday or something.
When she brought them in for dessert, she passed them around, letting
everyone take one, but specified that I get a certain one.  I, of course,
had no idea whatsoever that she had made these cookies, and so I didn't
think anything of it.  So, we all opened them, and read our fortunes.  I
read mine, which said "You are a gorilla."  I nearly freaked out, because
I thought these were like the ones that you get at a chinese restaurant.
Everyone else's was normal.  It's really funny to look back at now, and
whenever there's a family dinner in the dining room, and everyone's home,
we tell and retell some of the most embarrasing stories.  It's still one
of my favorites.  8)  


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From: neural@iss.nus.sg (joohwee students)
Subject: Re: Another Limerick?
Organization: Institute Of Systems Science, NUS
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:13:22 GMT

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: yl44729@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Mr. Axl )
Subject: Re: Wierd Names
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 22:51:19 GMT

petitc@nuge101.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:

>laurent@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Volcano Man) writes:

>>>>> How about those fake book names, like:
>>>>> Off the Cliff, by Hugo First
>>>>> To the Finish Line, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
>>>>> The Yellow River, by I P Daily

>>>>Basic Math, by Adam Upp
>>>>Brown Spots on the Great Wall of China, by Yu Flung Poo

>>> Demolition Derbies Illustrated by Carl Wrecked
>>> Biography of Rush Limbaugh by Ize Hitler
>>> Techniques for Winning at the Racetrack by Be Ting Odz
>>> A Guide to Casinos by Iwuz Rich
>>> Garden of Eden by Wanna B. Adam, illustrated by Iwuz Eve
>>> Tourists Guide to New York by Ivebn Robd

>>The Little Yellow River, by I P Freely
>>Life Under an Outhouse, by Seymour Butts

> Working Out in the 90's, by Watta Pain
> Surviving on a Desert Island, by Wasa Canibal


Missing Something, by Dick Les 
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From: sysop@elan.rowan.edu (Ken Denton (Supervisor))
Subject: Re: Jim Bolushi films
Organization: Rowan College of New Jersey
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 21:06:45 GMT

In article <C1J3qo.Lx9@news.cso.uiuc.edu> am49469@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Mesin ) writes:
>From: am49469@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Mesin )
>Subject: Jim Bolushi films
>Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 20:03:59 GMT
>I am trying to get a list of movies that Jim Bolushi has played in.  So far,
>I only have five:
>
>About Last Night
>Red Heat
>Taking Care of Business
>Real Men
>K-9
>
>I am sure there are more, but I can't think of them.  I home some of you
>can help.  Thanks a lot
>.
>
The Principal
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Pretty Girl
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 14:01:39 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

sam@wa4phy.async.com (Sam Drinkard) writes:

> What do you call a pretty girl in <insert your favorite hick-town> ?
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Tourist :-)
> 
> -- 
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> 	Martinez, GA  30907		| Amprnet : sam@wa4phy.ampr.org
> 	(706) 868-8029			 

What do you call sam's favorite masturbation routine?



Tourist.

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From: 06paul@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wierd Names
Date: 21 Jan 93 16:50:57 -0400
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <890091b.39.727543700@axe.acadiau.ca>, 890091b@axe.acadiau.ca (HEIDI JILL BURKHOLDER) writes:
> In article <C0z9xs.F37@portal.hq.videocart.com> mandrews@portal.hq.videocart.com (Mike Andrews) writes:
> 
>>In article <19643@mindlink.bc.ca> Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark)
>>writes:
>>>Could you handle Dr. Peter Groper... he's in the Vancouver phone book and he
>>>specializes in... (wait for it)... you got it... hand surgery!
>>>
> 
>>In Chicago theres a Doctor Dachter (Doctor! Doctor!) MD and a 
>>Dr. Laff, DDS.
> 
>>Jonathon Brandmier of WLUP radio culled the phone book for funny names
>>and called up Mr. Harry Beavers, who was not amused.
> 
> 	In Halifax there are Drs. Precious and Lovely, who used to be office 
> partners!

	Also in the suburbs of Halifax there is a Dr. Pein (pronounced 'Pain'!)_
He was my family doctor!
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From: fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton)
Subject: Re: Canonical List of Somalian Jokes Needed -> fast!  Please email
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 07:59:15 GMT

In article <1jpctaINNa3e@male.EBay.Sun.COM> mkeiser@sccarace.EBay.Sun.COM writes:
>A few samples below:
>
>Q:	How many Somalians can you get in a telephone booth?
>A:	All of them.
>
>

 	(Imagine the rest here, although once you've seen one, you've seen
them all.)
C
	Here we have a total absence of humour.
            

	These jokes weren't humourous in the 1980's when most of Ethiopia was
starving and they've hardly gained any wit since.

trev
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From: afeng@fraser.sfu.ca (Alex Feng)
Subject: leadership thing
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 19:00:39 GMT


Does anybody the orginal saying to the following?  I heard this a
couple of months ago, but forgot the exact wording...so HELP?!

I must be going now
for there goes my people
and I am their leader
and I must take the lead

Thanks in advance
From: jeffk@cdibm.fnal.gov (Jeff Kallenbach)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: OLD computer joke
Date: 26 Jan 1993 01:08:07 GMT
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, Batavia IL
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cdibm.fnal.gov

A programmer goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, our shop is switching from VAX 
over to IBM.  Is there anything that you can do to help me with the transition?

Doctor:  "Sure, no problem.  All we have to do is remove 10% of your brain and 
you'll be all set."

So they do the operation.  The programmer wakes up in the recovery room. 

Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake.  We accidentally 
removed 90% of your brain instead of 10%".

Programmer: "Grep. Awk."


============================================================================
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Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory |by my employer.  In fact, they agree 
708-840-2210                          |with very little of what I say.
============================================================================
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 10:23:31 EST
From: Scott Wilson <SDW2@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: re: as useful as
 <1993Jan21.154729.26299@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca>
 <1993Jan21.115128@babs.phallus.lcv.com>

>No, no, no, fellas.  As useful as tits on a man.

Or about as much use as the Pope's balls.
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From: richs@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Richard Salter)
Subject: A Puzzle for all you clever bods....
Organization: University of Sussex
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 11:51:48 GMT

Answers by E-Mail only please so that you don't spoil it for anyone else.
I'll post the answer next week.

If you already know this don't tell anyone else.

Here goes:

Place any punctuation into this sentence so that it makes English,
grammatical sense:

that that is is that that is not is not is not that it it is

Go for it guys,

Happy Halibut VI

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From: ctdonath@rodan.syr.EDU (Carl T. Donath)
Subject: Re: HGTTG PHONE MSG.
In-reply-to: stover@ab.wvnet.edu's message of 20 Jan 93 07:23:58 -0500
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 17:38:43 EST

There's the message that the Heart Of Gold crew get when visiting 
Magriphia...includes a line about "the nuclear missiles currently converging
on your ship are, of course, merely a courtesy detail."

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From: 00cmemmert@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Another Limerick
Date: 25 Jan 93 08:24:14 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

My Favorite Limerick:

There once was a man from Brewster,
Who said to his wife as he goosed her,
This used to be grand,
But just look at my hand,
Your not wiping as clean as you useta.
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From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: This is a try
Keywords: cascade
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 03:19:21 GMT

In article <C18GIC.6H7@coral.cs.unm.edu> sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:
>[If you don't like cascades add "Keyword: cascade" to your kill file]

Better yet, add "/cascade/h:j" to make sure it's caught if it's 
keyworded, crossposted, or has that word anywhere in the header.


ObJoke: The numerous requests for the GGBJ, which only has a 
high-and-dry ending....


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From: gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GLEN TORLEIF RYEN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Ol' Presidential Nicknames FROM BEYOND.......
Date: 22 Jan 93 04:08:13 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1jmrshINN8q6@gaia.ucs.orst.edu>, dodd@OES.ORST.EDU (Stirling S. Dodd
) writes:
>>      To me, Clinton will always be known as either "Slick Willie" or "Billy
>>[boy]." Those names have stuck ever since he began his campaign! As far
>>as Al Gore, I still haven't heard a nickname I liked, with the possible
>>exception of "Gory Al".   :-)
>For Al Gore it pretty clear: He's real up on the ecology, and he seems like
>sort of a fun guy, so why not the obvious: AL G.

I personally like "Ozone Man."  From Rush Limbaugh (I think).

Glen T. Ryen
Lehigh U.
From: ee_d313@king.ac.uk (Jide)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Last words(joke)
Date: 27 Jan 1993 18:07:49 GMT
Organization: Kingston University
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X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]


The judge looked kindly at the woman giving evidence and asked

her if she could remember what her husband's last words had been.
















WOMAN: (sobbing) My lord, He said, " I wonder how they make a profit

                 selling this big red salmon at 30 pence a can"



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Jide O.
 
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