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From: mcvey@mpr.ca (Iain McVey)
Subject: Re: <None>
Organization: MPR Teltech Ltd., Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 23:08:08 GMT


be more funny if they weren't so damn clean.

Jim Nasium
Al Kohaul
Phil Herrup


didn't someone post a huge list of these a few years ago?

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From: holland@access.digex.com (Brian Holland)
Subject: Re: FuNnY NaMeS
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, Maryland USA
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 17:45:58 GMT

In article <76458@ut-emx.uucp> giggle@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christine London) writes:

>I was talking to my roommate on the phone a minute ago and she told me about
>a friend of hers from high school whose name was Amber Waves O'Grain [I am
>not sure about the spelling on the last name].  I have met Amber a couple of
>times but never knew that was her middle name.  I sense of real fun time the
>next time she visits.

I went to college with a woman named Rainbow (actually I think she spelled
it Rainbeaux) Misty Forest.  She wouldn't respond to you unless you said
her complete name.

My father claims that the last name of his CO in the Air Force Reserves
was Marvel.  This, of course, was completely devoid of humor until he
was promoted to captain.
From: anderssen@qut.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: DOCTOR JOKES PLEASE!!
Date: 28 Jul 92 10:04:43 EST
Organization: Queensland University of Technology

Could a nice person please send me a list of the Doctor Jokes that i was told 
about, could you please email them to me, as i really want to tell this friend
of mine because he is a doctor.

This would be much appreciated of you.

thank you.
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From: dlf@aber.ac.uk (David Fenerty)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Request 10 types of.....
Date: 22 Jul 92 14:27:24 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

Could I be posted the ten types of boyfriend/girlfriend too, please.

                    Thanks in advance, 
                                      Dave the Scouser.

P.S.
Objoke:
A man gets drunk at a party, and gets chatting to a girl. He asks her for a 
date the following evening and she agrees. She gives him a card with her address on it but no name. "Hey" says the man "what's your name?" She replies 
"Franny". The man complains "Oh, I'm too drunk, I'll never remember that by
tomorrow morning."
"Well if it helps" replies Franny, "just remember "Fanny with an 'r' ".

So the man goes home repeating to himself "Fanny with an 'r' , Fanny with an 'r' " and wakes up the next morning saying "Fanny with an 'r' , Fanny with an 'r'"

He spends all day repeating "Fanny with an 'r' , Fanny with an 'r' " until he 
finally goes round to the girl's house and rings on the doorbell, still
muttering "Fanny with an 'r' , Fanny with an 'r' " 

When the door is opened, he asks the lady who opened it:

"Is Crunt at home please?"






I hope my request is answered promptly and I don't have to do another Objoke...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Reply-To: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 21:18:17 GMT

>In article <1992Jul21.130610.24704@news.columbia.edu> pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang) writes:
>
>   
> = In article <1992Jul21.011852.15295@ultb.isc.rit.edu> ebp4907@ultb.isc.rit.edu (E.B. Palmer ) writes:
> = > If I married my current boyfriend my name would end up being Erica
> = >Erkkila.  Which isn't nearly as weird as the fact that if he took my
> = >last name he'd be Paul Palmer.  :)
> = >
> = My sister's former classmate in high school's father's name was Robert Roberts.
>
> = A former lead singer of the NWOBHM band Samson was named Bruce Bruce.
>
>  
>There was a gal of my girlfriend's acquaintance by the name of
>Marsh Mellow.
>Then there's the one we've all seen on Carson:
>Merry Christmas.
>
>ciao,
>chaplin.
>
Hey, that reminds me. My biology teacher in high school had a cousin named
Marsha Mallow.

philip
"Inside the power cage, I can feel the music call my rage
It's paranoid, first degree. It's telling me that I'm not free.
I've got heavy metal music in my blood and I like to get it to you if I could"
-Holocaust, "Heavy Metal Mania" ||||||||| pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu |||||||||
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Mine own ignorance
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Thursday, 23 Jul 1992 15:58:23 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

It seems as though I've used that subject header a little too much.
Anyway, would anyone do me a favor and complete my nearly perfect and
infinate body of knowledge (spelling notwithstanding) and tell me what
'OB' is? OK, maybe not infinite...

      -- Sal "Whassat mean?" Desiano
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: eda537esys@vx24.cc.monash.edu.au
Subject: jokes mailing list
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 05:11:43 GMT




Yo dudes
 could someone put me on the mailing list
eda537esys@vx24.cc.monash.edu.au

and my friend
edb613zsys@vx24.cc.monash.edu.au

Ash....

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hargrove@ramirez.mitre.org (Paul H. Hargrove)
Subject: Re: signs
Organization: Mitre Corporation, McLean, VA
Distribution: rec
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:13:20 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.802.39658@dosgate> "curtis repen" <curtis.repen@canrem.com> writes:
>
[stuff deleted]
>  At work here all our Unix servers are named after planets.
>
>  My co-worker recieved a message this morning
>
>  "Cannot find "Earth"".
>
>  I feel like that some Mondays, myself. I was a bit more worried when I
>  received the message "'Earth' Going down in 5 min. please log out"."
>
>
[13 lines of .signature :-( deleted]

I used to work on a group of machines named for the four elements of the
ancients (earth, air, fire, and water).
I always got a good laugh out of:
Broadcase message from root@fire:
        earth going down in 5 min. please log out.

The message:
	no space on /mount/earth
was always a good one, too.

Another group of workstations was named for 4 of the 6 quarks, (truth, beauty,
strange, and charmed), and we received 2 more, one of which was broken.  Well,
the names of the 2 remaining quarks (up and down) were to be used, and we were
not sure which one should be which.  We were all dying to name the one that
worked 'down' and the one that didn't 'up' just so ruptime would say something
like:
	up: down
	down: up

But we settled for the other way around and had to be contented with the
message:
	up going down in 5 min.  please log out.
--------
Paul H. Hargrove, speaking for myself.
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: chicken/egg debate
Date: 29 Jul 92 22:56:06 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling) writes:

> rhall@ruacad.ac.runet.edu (Robert Hall) writes:
> 
> > The age-old question of which came first -the chicken or the egg-
> > has finally been answered!  Logic dictates it must have been the
> > chicken because the egg is not yet sexually mature. 
> 
> Rubbish!
> 
> Eggs were invented over 1 billion years ago by marine invertebrates.
> 
> Birds weren't invented until around 60 million years ago, let alone
> the particular species which is the domestic chicken.
> 
> ciao
> ________________________________
> Richard.  u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au

And the bible says:
"And that _Fowl may Fly_ Above the Earth..."
Don't flame me, flame the bible.

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From: adya@quark.lcs.mit.edu (Atul Adya)
Subject: Re: > Jokes mailing list
Organization: MIT Laboratory for Computer Science
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 16:57:16 GMT

Me too!! I would like to be on the jokes mailing list also. 
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From: u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling)
Subject: Re: chicken/egg debate
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 03:46:02 GMT

rhall@ruacad.ac.runet.edu (Robert Hall) writes:

> The age-old question of which came first -the chicken or the egg-
> has finally been answered!  Logic dictates it must have been the
> chicken because the egg is not yet sexually mature. 

Rubbish!

Eggs were invented over 1 billion years ago by marine invertebrates.

Birds weren't invented until around 60 million years ago, let alone
the particular species which is the domestic chicken.

ciao
________________________________
Richard.  u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au
From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: C to COBOL converter
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:46:01 GMT
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Varennes, Canada

In article <1992Jul29.202549.16282@mtu.edu> kwfriber@mtu.edu (Kenberg Frieth) writes:
>Somebody was looking for a C to Cobol converter here recently.  I don't 
>have one of those, but how about the following converters:
>
>	C to BASIC
You can find this on Doctor DOS 7^2:
C to GW Basic
GW Basic to Dr DOS Basic
Dr DOS Basic to DR DOS Basic
DR DOS Basic to MS Basic
MS Basic to MS Fortran
>	BASIC to FORTRAN
MS Fortran to Lahey Fortran
Lahey Fortran to MS C++
MS C++ to Borland C++
Borland C++ to Turbo C
Turbo C to Turbo Pascal
Turbo Pascal to Turbo Prolog
Turbo Prolog to Prolog
Prolog to Lisp
Lisp to APL
>	FORTRAN to LISP
>	LISP to PASCAL
>	PASCAL to APL
>	APL to ADA
>	ADA to Saturn-Clarke assembly (will run on your HP-48)
>	S-C assembly to Logo
>	Logo to PL/I
>	PL/I to REXX
>	REXX to MSDOS batch language
>	MSDOS batch to COBOL
>
>This set of converters is available for the Timex Sinclair 1000 and the
>TI-99/4A.
>
>Happy hacking.
>
>Ken Friberg (with help from friends)


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J   __>  Barthelemy Jarret (1471) -> Andre Jarret, sieur de Beauregard (1665)
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From: schnell@pyramid.unr.edu (Dan C Schnell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Geez, it's HOT!
Summary: hot chocolate sun
Keywords: Want "How hot was it?" jokes now.
Date: 30 Jul 92 13:48:14 GMT
Organization: Univ. of Nevada: Today Reno, tomorrow the world.

So these mechanical engineers are hangin' 
and the one not named Tom wipes his brow and says,

"You know, it's not the heat, it's the enthalpy..."

"0 K.", replies Tom, cooly.

If you carnot understand this, you're probably better off.


Thermodynamically Yours,
D Schnell
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Young Ones (old Brit comedy)
From: Simon.Cole@comp.vuw.ac.nz (Simon Richard Cole)
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 20:46:27 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Comp. Sci., Victoria Uni. of Wellington, New Zealand.


In article <0095E522.9EEA6D20@BORN.PHYS.VIRGINIA.EDU>, kara@BORN.phys.virginia.edu (Kara Jayne Keeter) writes:
|> In article <1992Jul24.124535.3534@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, wct@po.CWRU.Edu (William C. Thompson) writes:
|> >
|> >Does anyone know where I could get my hands on copies of 
|> >"The Young Ones."  It was an absolutely hysterical comedy that
|> >used to run on MTV eons ago, but they stopped showing it.
|> >There were only 12 episodes ever made, but I loved everyone of
|> >them.
|> >-- 
|> 
   I dont know about in the states but here in distant NZ good video shops will
have BBC copies.. 3 episodes on each tape.
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From: dan@resonex.com (Dan Kell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: License Plates
Date: 22 Jul 92 12:30:40 GMT
Organization: Resonex Inc., Sunnyvale CA

Saw this one on a VW rabbit:      1WABBIT1



-- 
Dan Kell                  
email to dan@resonex.com
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."   A. Einstein
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: True Stories
Date: 23 Jul 92 02:18:17 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

My father had a real estate office, the title of which was <Name
Deleted> and Associates.  In the early days of computerized junk mail,
(circa 1969), he received a solicitation that began:
Dear Mr. Ass:

He was a type A personality, so was usually in the office, in Los Angeles,
very early in the morning.  For a while, a small child would call him up
and talk for a while.  He played along because he loved kids, then 
one day realized the kid had no accent.  Since my father was from 
New York, he realized that probably meant the kid was too.  So he asked
to speak to "mommy."  Turn out the kid was dialing his own phone number,
but to 213 instead of 212.  (212 is New York, for those who may not know).
Ran up hundreds of dollars in phone bills, when a dollar was worth more
than now!

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From: fsctc@bass.lerc.nasa.gov (Clarence Chang)
Subject: Re: Stupidity (was Re: that'd be in the butt, bob)
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center [Cleveland, Ohio]
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 13:06:44 GMT


	Well the most blatantly stupid coment I ever heard was from
a guy I played football with. His name was Ed "duh" Badinhaus. At lunch
one day our track coach comes over to rip on Ed, because he'd always
have a really stupid comeback. So he tell Ed " You'd make a great 
pioneer cause your skulls so thick arrows would bounce off. Ed just 
how thick is your skull?" and Ed came back with one of his trademark
responses " Thicker than yours!"  later
			Matt Smith
	(on Clarences account cause my SA doesn't rn)

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From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Subject: Re: NRA jokes
Organization: gte
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 04:02:55 GMT

In article <seMrMFW00VpZ09g1pL@andrew.cmu.edu>, ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Thomas Omar Smith) writes:
[...] 
> In case my .sig didn't clue you, I'm a conservative!  I SUPPORT the NRA
> (but am not a member currently).  But I still feel it's ok to poke a
> little fun at the organization, just like I'll poke fun at the
> Republicans for whom I worked this year.  
[...]

Errr, pardon me, but how *are* you supporting the NRA if you are not
a member?  Mayhap you mean you *believe* the NRA is right (or maybe
even believe in the NRA [Now *that's* deep]).

In the event you wish to *support* the NRA, try calling (800) 368-5714,
the good folks there will give you a *real* opportunity to support
the NRA!

*God* these stars *are* getting *annoying*!  You know, I *never* used
to type like this until I started reading this *crazy* group.
*Watch* *out*! it *might* be *contagious*!

OBJoke:

HCI makes proud proclamations that "A gun is 47 times more likely
to kill someone you love than an intruder."  Whilst the number 
47 is accurate, the actual FBI statistics say "a person known
to the shooter"... or something like that.  Now, while you may
"love" the guy next door who is banging you wife, I don't ...
though I *do* [damn those *nasty* stars!]  know him.  Likewise
the two drug dealers down on the corner who shoot each other 
also knew one another, but I really doubt that the loved each
other. 

Given that we all have very little interaction with people we
don't know (how long does it take to say "Hi!"?), is it really
all that earth-shatteringly profound that your gun is 47 times
as likely to kill someone you *know*? [**freaking** *stars* 
***again***!]  

For that matter, is it all that likely that your gun is going
to get up and kill anybody? (mine haven't done so yet, but I
am keeping a very close eye on them!!!!!)

[Don't bother flaming --- F*** you if you don't think it's funny!]'
                          [**SH*T** more of those *GD* **stars**!]



-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
From: prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Road signs
Date: 23 Jul 92 17:05:21 GMT
Reply-To: prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER)
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst


	My friend Kirk says that he used to live next to a very posh 
neighborhood in Winter Park, Florida, called "Winter Park Pines".  One
night, he switched the letters 'i' and 'e' in 'Pines'.  
"One -- you lock the target,	   Two -- you bait the line,
   Three-- you slowly spread the net,     and Four -- you catch the man"
			<<Front242, 'Headhunter'>>
_______________dylyn, at:  prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu_________________
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 14:05:57 GMT

>> >GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ... AMERICANS KILL PEOPLE!
>> 
>> >-leon.
>> 
>> No no no no no.  Try again.
>> 
>> GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ... BULLETS DO.
>> 
>> (unless you want to pistol whip someone really hard...:-)
>> 
>> Neil
>No.  GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE...PEOPLE WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE.
>
>or
>
>GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE...DEATH DOES.

Fatal events are the leading cause of death
-ara
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From: calloway@lonestar.utsa.edu (Michael L. Calloway)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bestiality
Subject: Re: Send Mail
Summary: Cruel
Keywords: help
Date: 30 Jul 92 01:14:14 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Jul28.014941.12145@athena.cs.uga.edu> cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu (Clark Adams) writes:
>Please help me.  My friend just got an e-mail account and told me that
>he wants some mail.  Could you please send him a lot of it.  If possible
>please send long files. It matters not how gross, bizarre or otherwise
>they are.
>
>His address is:
>
>0700chu@cbacc.cba.uga.edu
>
>(His name is Chris).
>
>Thanx a lot for your help.
That is cruel and unusual punishment.  I fell sorry for the guy.  You say
he is a freind, but now he is going to hate you.
However if this Chris person post for mail, I will be happy to send him a
couple of MEG.
To me is sound like you a being cruel.
From: oliver@cs.uwindsor.ca (Timothy Oliver)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Band Names
Date: 28 Jul 1992 23:55:55 GMT
Organization: University of Windsor, Ontario, Canada

In article <Jul.26.14.54.13.1992.11302@math.rutgers.edu> jdare@math.rutgers.edu (James Dare) writes:
[snip]
>
>
>
>There has been a number of postings in rec.humor listing humorous band names.
>I am a new subscriber and I have been compiling a list of humorous band
>names for the last five months.  I have at least one record, tape, or CD by
>several of the bands on the list.
>
>
[snip]

One band that that came here to the University of Windsor (about 3 years ago)
was called:


The Nude Kids on the Block


_____________________________________________________________________________
Timothy Oliver
oliver@cs.uwindsor.ca

I usuallydon't even speak for myself, so how could speak for the University
or any of it's departments??
_____________________________________________________________________________
From: f4ax@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:Jokes mailing list
Date: 22 Jul 92 15:06:50 EDT
Distribution: rec
Organization: Cornell University

ME TOO!  ME TOO!   I WANNA BE ON THE LIST TOO!  C'MON PUT ME ON THE LIST!
I WANNA BE ON THE LIST!   PLEEEEEEEEEEZ!

-Jason
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 11:02:59 EDT
From: Michael B. Smith <MBS116@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: FUNNY NAMES

In article <1992Jul23.125425.18438@crd.ge.com>, doug@e7sa.epi.syr.ge.com (Doug
Smith) says:
>
>I went to high school with Sandy Rump and later worked with a (James) Harry
>Dick. The worst joke is getting stuck with a name like Smith...
>
I think an even worse joke is getting stuck with a name like Doug. 8-)

            Michael Benjamin Smith
             mbs116@psuvm.psu.edu          Penn State University
      ==================================       (814) 863-8142
        you may say that I'm a dreamer   ============================
                                           but I'm not the only one
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: advax@reg.triumf.ca (A.Daviel)
Subject: cartoon
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: TRIUMF: Tri-University Meson Facility
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 19:54:00 GMT




                +--------------------------------+
                | *  NU-WAY WEIGHT LOSS CLINIC * |
                +--------------------------------+

                  ENTRANCE                 EXIT
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             | ________________ |      | ________ |
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             ||                ||      ||        ||
             ||                ||      ||        ||
             ||                ||      ||        ||
             ||                ||      ||        ||
             ||                ||      ||        ||
             ||              O ||      ||      O ||
             ||                ||      ||        ||
             ||                ||      ||        ||
             ||                ||      ||        ||
             ||                ||      ||        ||
             ||                ||      ||        ||
             ||                ||      ||        ||
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Dis-claimer: This cartoon has no dissociation with the Nu-Way Weight Loss 
Clinic, if indeed it ever existed

A.Daviel, Vancouver, Canada
From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Band Names
Date: 29 Jul 92 00:33:07 GMT
Organization: The Ohio State University


	A Columbus Oh. band:

	The Bassholes


J.P. Papai	Papai@KCGL1.eng.ohio-state.edu   {No bandwidth waste here!}
From: tammy@ms-1.gvl.unisys.com (Tammy Draper)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:52:25 GMT
Organization: Unisys Defense Systems, Great Valley Labs, Paoli, Pa

In article <Bryw7M.HxF@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> bgarfink@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (beth diane garfinkel) writes:
>My mother told me the following:
>
>"One egg is enough for a Frenchman."
>-- 

 Anything beyond that and RU-486 comes into play, right?


 Tammy

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