HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 10 Nov 92 23:15:14 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization

In article <sprooney.721374045@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>>>lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>>>>chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>>
>>>>hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>>>>ooooh, baby, wait and see.
>>>Pormises pornises.
>>sweetcakes, i *always* deliver...
>That or you recieve deliveries... you wanna pressie?
honey, you know what i want...you've given me a lot already, but
i expect the rest for xmas and then some more when i see you again...

>>>>mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>>>>help me out here...
>>>Right, do you want a hand? Or foot, or any other parts?
>>>You don't want NMois, he's just got a BIG nose.
>>oooh, don't malign simon, that's my job....
>>what parts are you willing to lend?
>OOOOooh. Malign me, malign me! I'm willing to lend 24 freshly
>plucked kneecaps, if that's any help.
and yr nose, right?  you know just where i want it (you did so well
last night with it..)

>>>>leather aka warming up the custard
>>>Eccles aka Getting his cutaway wetsuit.
>>now *there's* a man who knows his business..
>Oh darling, you don't know the half of it... I should introduce the
>two of you.
would you simon?  i'm a slut too, as well you know.

>>leather aka frantically searching for the stuffed cockroach..
>mnAios aka YES! YES! I NEED MY TYPEWRITER! I HAVE TO WRITE A
>REPORT! (William Tell, eat your heart out!)
erm...are you going to write about the stuffed cockroach?

>PS. You wanna be whipped?
please, Master.

leather aka feeling topped
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: concessions
Date: 11 Nov 92 15:39:47 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <ins450m.721384498@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> 
>>In article <1992Nov7.110849.3754@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov5.231837.14149@midway.uchicago.edu>, airn@ellis.uchicago.edu (Anthony Airne) writes:
>>> 
>>> Concession speeches: down the hall next to the hot dog stand.
>>> None of the Above has delegated to me the power to make such executive
>>> decisions as I feel are necessary for the well-being of the newsgroup.
>>> And I quote:
>>> 	" I hereby delegate to my sensuous VP aka Gina all authority
>>> to make such executive decisions as she feels are necessary until I,
>>> None of the Above, am able to appear if the newsgroup on a regular
>>> basis without interruption for years at a time. No one is allowed to
>>> usurp her position except me. And I am president, remember? "
>>> 		Got a problem with it?
>>> 
>>> 		Let ME know!
>>> 			----Gina
>>PS:
>>If you DO have a problem, we need to solve it ASAP. I will do anything
>>within my power to resolve any internal conflicts.
> 
> No, I didn't vote for Gina. Bit like voting for Bush and getting Dan
> Quayle as president. I shall be the leader of Our Glorius Revolution
> against the Voluptuous but Corrupt Gina.
> 
> Eccles
> 
bit like voting jfk and him getting shot too. Look, i dont want to
call the military out to get you Eccles, so lets try to solve this
peacibly. Want to call off the revolution and be friends or what?
, 
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From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 23:51:22 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.133704.3810@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <1992Nov8.225723.22142@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov7.121924.3769@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov6.221730.25776@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Nov6.083219.3745@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Nov5.201442.2723@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>>>> In article <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>> [sleeze rmd]
>>>>>Me, I;m a lady of class. Give me bear skin rugs, satin sheets, rain
>>>>>storms at midnight, huge hot tubs with unlimited supplies of Spam and
>>>>>white wine, strawberries and champagne, mirrors and whatnot.
>>>>> > 
>>>>>> but my favourite is e-z-cheese (not the bacon kind)
>>>>>
>>>>>I'll stick to the whipped cream, if you don't mind.
>>>>>.> 
>>>>>>>chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> kisses
>>>>>> leather aka you want danger, baby, i'll show you what danger is
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>
>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>Pasionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?  
>>>>>> 
>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back? (purr purr
>>>> nose sniff...)
>>>Meow. I do. I want it ALL BACK> The lust, love, romance, silk and
>>>satin shhete, making love on the beach, sex in the hottub, all of it.
>>>Wanna help me get it ALL back?
>> Miau!  Yes...  (relaxed, playful purr....)
>> C^u vi parolas Esperante?  Mi parolas iomete.
>> We will all need to know it soon.
>> G^is revido!
>Why don't you come over here and translate that in my ear? Meow?
>> 
>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
Frau^lino Gina, are you in the same place, or will you give me directions?
Vi ne parolas Esperante?  Putra!  (Grimaces, then smiles.)  I will be
*happy* to teach you the interlanguage, although I am still new to it.  And
yes, I will translate that in your ear.  (Playful ear batt.  Grins and purrs.)
Do you accept .rec mail?  (Grins hopefully)
Miau!  Miau!  I will be over as soon as I can...

William Turlough Cat aka beiad
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: SEX ( was Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor) )
Summary: WHOOPS THERE GOES MY ACCOUNT : )
Keywords: OUCH.
Date: 6 Nov 92 20:54:25 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)


	In article <1992Nov2.150559.3659@wkuvx1.bitnet> 
	goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet did say :

[original attribtion flayed alive and then whipped into a frenzy]
->> ->
->> Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
->> could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
->> 
->> But then what do I know about chemistry ????
->> 
->> ->>So how do you define Gina?
->> ->Meetch aka an unknown quantity.
->> Pag aka well OK, but surely there should be a range in which it lies :)
->
->Sure, I lie within a range. CAn you find me? 
OK, give me some clues and I'll find ya :)

->> 
->> PS, maybe this ought to go to sci.chemisty :)
->
->NOW WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
->I'd like to see what you know about interrelational chemistry, as in
->between males and females. As in between you and me. YOu know, body
->chemistry.
Really, definitely an offer no-one could refuse. Maybe sci.chemistry 
was the wrong idea, maybe alt.sex.hot.and.steamy :)

Pag a now where are those clues ??????
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Date: 9 Nov 92 23:27:10 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <BxGpps.w7@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>Congrats to the non-entity winner and he/she/its
>>>>big busted VP.
>>>So the prize *does* go to the girl with the biggest tits?
>>Now Jester. You don't really think that's _all_ I've got, do you?
>>After all, I'm very talented. In many areas. Try me if oyu don't
>>believe me.
> 
> well...what would my girlfriend say...hm......
> i mean...what could you do for me that she already can't??
> hm..eh?? hmm...eh??

Ever heard of the thrill of change?
Is it possible that it's time for
		Something Completely Different?
			Like Me?
and why do you need a girlfriend anyway? aren't those expensive? 
> Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
> 
> 
> -- 
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Sex sells...
Date: 8 Nov 92 15:42:07 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov4.221639.750@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> In article <3NOV92.02051660@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>>>In article <30OCT92.06271811@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>> In a previous article, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu hammered in the morning:
>>>>>By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>>>president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>>>>a sex object for president?  
>>>> 
>>>> Sorry, luv, but we've already got one of those.  More than one could cause 
>>>> serious damage (although we might be able to fit you in somewhere...)
>>>> 
>>>> Fievel aka soon to have his ass in a sling for insinuating something.
>>>Fievel Darling, are you trying to flirt with the sleazy blonde? I hope
>>>not, because I'd hate to have to skin you alive and fry you for dinner
>>>to feed to my pet dragon Hildebrandt. 
>> 
>> I did predict this, didn't I...?
>> No, my dear, I'm not flirting with our new friend from the arctic wastes of 
>> oswego.  I'm simply trying to make her feel welcome in this sludgepit we call 
>> the friendly neighborhood newsgroup.  With regards to Hidebrandt, might I 
>> suggest a barbecue?
>> 			King Fievel
>> 			(Oh!  What a giveaway!!!)
> 
> 
> 
> Oh, thank you! You are so kind to make little old me feel welcome! May I repay
> your kindness?  And how would you like me to repay it?  Or shall I send you my
> catalog of "kindness?"

Yeah, Fievel. What are you going to say? Are you going to give up all
that we have going for us--a bumper crop of Spam, lots of homemade
lemon curry, several sensuous memories(!!!!)--for some girl from
oswego? You already know I love you, and what you do for me, must you
throw away all our _memories_ for another when we have such wonderful
potential, my darling?
Gina aka your ass isn't in a sling _yet_ but it could be aka if it
gets there can I make it better?
From: maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: A WARNING!!!!
Date: 12 Nov 1992 17:16:11 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk

	WATCH OUT - THERE ARE LLAMAS!!!!




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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 11 Nov 92 15:29:55 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <sprooney.721374647@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>|> >|> >>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>|> >|> >>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>|> >|> >>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>|> >|> >>>purr nose sniff...)
>>|> >|> >>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>>|> >|> >      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>>|> >|> > I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>>|> >|> > As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>>|> >|> > each others arms *smmoooooocching*
>>|> >|> > 
>>|> >|> > hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
>>|> >|> My kind of man!!!
>>|> >|> And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>|> >|> What's our country up to these days?
>>|> >|> 
>>|> >as noted when the contest was first introduced, the winner is not only judged
>>|> >on sleeze.  The sky is the limit folks.  Work those little grey cells my as my
>>|> >little Belgium friend would say.  Be creative.  
>>|> hmm..creative...
>>|> have i told you i am an excellent artiste? also professionally
>>|> trained with woodworking and power tools...
>>|> i am also double-jointed and extremely flexible, play guitar,
>>|> have a wide vocal range (and, yes, i am very vocal) and i bodypaint.
>>|> yes, leather has talent, it is true...
>>|> 
>>|> >chestnutt aka do you know who my little Belgium friend is?
>>|> leather aka i would love to know...
>>|> 
>>Certanily a resume would'nt ya say Frank? Yes, she certannly has all the right 
>>equipment to add zest to an evening but she missed the literary reference
>>to Hercule Perot.  A. Christies decetive.  I still give her good marks all
>>around..Lets be honest Frank, woh would take a book to bed with leather, 
>>Chestnutt..
> 
> Whaddayamean Who would take a book to bed with Leather? I certainly
> would... 
> first, I'd cover it in very warm honey... just hot enuff to burn
> ever-so slightly. Then I'd start to flick through the pages,
> creating a warm, sweet-scented breeze on certain parts of the body.
> Then... (etc.)
> 
> 
> oSNmn kak (Try MY book... YOU might want to take it to bed... you
> miht need a manual 8:) )
oSNmn, may I take you to my bed tonight? I like late night reading,
and I'm always willing to learn. As if I don't know enough already.
Please , I'll enervate you and  let you slide inbetween my satin
sheets.  > 
>>chestnutt aka reading is fun but lets be real...
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: SEX ( was Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor) )
Keywords: OUCH.
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 09:29:31 GMT

aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:


>	In article <1992Nov2.150559.3659@wkuvx1.bitnet> 
>	goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet did say :

>[original attribtion flayed alive and then whipped into a frenzy]
>->> ->
>->> Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
>->> could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
>->> 
>->> But then what do I know about chemistry ????
>->> 
>->> ->>So how do you define Gina?
>->> ->Meetch aka an unknown quantity.
>->> Pag aka well OK, but surely there should be a range in which it lies :)
>->
>->Sure, I lie within a range. CAn you find me? 
>OK, give me some clues and I'll find ya :)
um.... Its tall and it made out of stone

>->> 
>->> PS, maybe this ought to go to sci.chemisty :)
>->
>->NOW WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
>->I'd like to see what you know about interrelational chemistry, as in
>->between males and females. As in between you and me. YOu know, body
>->chemistry.
>Really, definitely an offer no-one could refuse. Maybe sci.chemistry 
>was the wrong idea, maybe alt.sex.hot.and.steamy :)

>Pag a now where are those clues ?????? 
Eccles aka Heres one. No not that, thats all slimy.
 
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From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 22:57:23 GMT

In article <1992Nov7.121924.3769@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <1992Nov6.221730.25776@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov6.083219.3745@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov5.201442.2723@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>> [sleeze rmd]
>>>Me, I;m a lady of class. Give me bear skin rugs, satin sheets, rain
>>>storms at midnight, huge hot tubs with unlimited supplies of Spam and
>>>white wine, strawberries and champagne, mirrors and whatnot.
>>> > 
>>>> but my favourite is e-z-cheese (not the bacon kind)
>>>
>>>I'll stick to the whipped cream, if you don't mind.
>>>.> 
>>>>>chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
>>>> 
>>>> kisses
>>>> leather aka you want danger, baby, i'll show you what danger is
>>>> 
>>>>
>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>Pasionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?  
>>>> 
>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back? (purr purr
>> nose sniff...)
>Meow. I do. I want it ALL BACK> The lust, love, romance, silk and
>satin shhete, making love on the beach, sex in the hottub, all of it.
>Wanna help me get it ALL back?
Miau!  Yes...  (relaxed, playful purr....)
C^u vi parolas Esperante?  Mi parolas iomete.
We will all need to know it soon.
G^is revido!

beiad aka William Turlough Cat
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Objection........ 
Originator: kchestn@c00475-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 20:49:51 GMT


In article <BxGq93.30n@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!bcm!cs.utexas.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!darwin.sura.net!spool.mu.edu!news.nd.edu!mentor.cc.purdue.edu!sage.cc.purdue.edu!jester
|> From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
|> Subject: Objection........ 
|> Message-ID: <BxGq93.30n@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
|> Sender: news@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (USENET News)
|> Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
|> Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 14:02:58 EST
|> Lines: 12
|> 
|> WHAT I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IS LACK OF INTELIGENT POSTINGS..
|> I MEAN I WAS GONE FOR 4 WHOLE DAYS AND 216 ARTICLES AND I REPLIED
|> TO 2 OF THEM..THAT IS BLOODY RIDICULOUS.......IF THIS KEEPS UP I MIGHT
|> HAVE TO DO SOMETHIGN DRASTIC AGAIN....LIKE RUN ANOTHER CROOKED ELECTION
|> OR NOT TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON.....
|> 
|> Jestere aka on a rampage yet again.......
|> -- 
|> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
|> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
|> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
|> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
|> 
you could always set fire to Lord Nelson

chestnutt aka whats inteligence have to do with carp
From: ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Nailed my head to the floor
Keywords: NAIL, PAIN, OUCH, SPLAT, EEEEEK, <hammer hammer hammer>, SPLANGE!
Date: 8 Nov 92 22:38:57 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) scribbled : 

=>
=> Anyone know the where abouts of Dinsdale Pirahna ??????????
No.

=> You see there is this large hedgehog who keeps knocking on my door 
=>asking for him.
Aha ... Spiny Norman, I presume.....

=>Pag aka he nailed my head to a coffee table
Simon aka had to be done.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Date: 12 Nov 92 10:49:45 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov9.141927.772@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> In article <1992Nov8.152727.3784@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> In article <1992Nov4.220226.746@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov2.150559.3659@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>> In article <1992Nov2.105206.12246@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 	In article <1992Oct29.150257.19288@DIALix.oz.au> 
>>>>> 	meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) did say :
>>>>> 
>>>>> [a little bit thrown mercilessly into a vat of boiling lemon curry]
>>>>> ->[lots and lots of stuff dissolved in a highly toxic solution comprising lemon
>>>>> -> curry, bits of a comfy chair and a Spring Surprise.]
>>>>> ->
>>>>> Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
>>>>> could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
>>>>> 
>>>>> But then what do I know about chemistry ????
>>>>> 
>>>>> ->>So how do you define Gina?
>>>>> ->
>>>>> Meetch aka an unknown quantity.
>>>>> Pag aka well OK, but surely there should be a range in which it lies :)
>>>> 
>>>> Sure, I lie within a range. CAn you find me? 
>>>>> 
>>>>> PS, maybe this ought to go to sci.chemisty :)
>>>> 
>>>> NOW WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
>>>> I'd like to see what you know about interrelational chemistry, as in
>>>> between males and females. As in between you and me. YOu know, body
>>>> chemistry.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> If anyone's interested in researching sexual chemistry, you know who to
>>> call...
>> 
>> Yep. Call Gina. And make sure to bring all those tools necessary to
>> experimentation. i.e.: naughty bits, your body, whips, chains,
>> handcuffs, leather (white Hermes silk scarves will be supplied by me), 
>> whipped cream, and whatever else you desire to try.
> 
> I thought in your previous post you said that you didn't need other "tools,"
> 'cause it took away from your INCREDIBLE skill.  If you're going to brag, at
> least get your story straight.  What are those tools for, distractions?
CLARIFICATION:
tools, i.e. what you need for experimentation purposes only. I do not
need them, meither does anyone with me; but if you are out to prove by
experimentation, you have to try all the alternatives; correct? My
incredible skill is not under scrutiny here. your, however, may be.
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From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: test
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 12:46:21 GMT

brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) states the bleeding obvious
                                           (but misses the point):
>G. Brown (gbrown@Rosie.UH.EDU) wrote:
>: 
>Not a lot

Oh, I dunno 'bout that.  After all, it's the thought that counts, innit?

Meetch aka Not quite a machine that goes PING!
Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:8511 rec.humor:33109 aus.jokes:1755 sci.physics:18267
From: salter_duke@darwin.ntu.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,rec.humor,aus.jokes,sci.physics
Subject: Re: physics humor
Date: 6 Nov 92 20:01:22 +0900


The smallest unit of happiness:

the mill (after John Stuart Mill, who believed in the greatest happiness
off the greatest number).

The mill (or millimill, if you insist) is defined as:

that amount of happiness gained from learning of the victory of one's
local team in a sport in which one has no interest whatever.

Linden


-- 
Linden Salter-Duke		email: SALTER_DUKE@DARWIN.NTU.EDU.AU
Northern Territory University
Darwin, Australia		Snail: Box 40146, Casuarina, NT 0811
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