HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: wjc@guardian.austin.ibm.com (Bill Collum)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Movie Dialogues please........
Date: 1 Oct 92 16:22:09 GMT
Organization: IBM, Austin

In article <1992Sep30.230343.20288@njitgw.njit.edu> deepak@konark.njit.edu (D'EE'pak Kakadasam) writes:
>
>If someone out there has a list of movie dialogues that were interesting
>could you please mail them to me. If I do get a load of them, I will
>post the entire collection here.
>
>Example: Movie 'Blues Brothers' Dan Aykroyd & John Belushi.
>
>"Its a 106 mi to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 a pack of
>cigarettes, its dark and we 're wearing sun glasses"
>
>"Hit it"
From the same movie, same characters being stopped by a cop:

"Shit!"
"What?"
"Rollers."
"No!"
"Yeah."
"Shit."
From: cobra@jab.tucson.az.us (Cobra)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More tasteless acronyms (or The Tale of the Unfinished List)
Date: Mon, 05 Oct 92 22:02:34 PDT
Organization: Just Another Bbs. Tucson, AZ

<ICEND@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:

> Here's another one:
> 
>     FART:  Fast Action Response Team

 
In my profession, there is a test performed on a receiver...the test is 
called the False Alert Rate Test...needless to say, it's good if it passes 
FART  :)


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From: kak6279@ultb.isc.rit.edu (K.A. Kirchoff)
Subject: Re: Hello
Originator: kak6279@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 18:48:09 GMT

>>
>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>>>>>>>>>>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you have anything better to say?
>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps there is some better way?
>>>>>>>>>Oh, there MUST be, I should say!
>>>>>>>>I wish this would just go away.
>>>>>>>It might, but not today.
>>>>>>And yet another, enters the fray.
>>>>>Oh gawd, time to pray!
>>>>Will this last til June or May?
>>>This rhyme, I will not betray.
>>Why not today.
>BTW... :-)
Way!


														FireMAN


PS - Anybody know some good fire jokes???????
From: EXD108@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Purity Tests
Date: 3 Oct 92 13:28:52 GMT
 <1992Oct3.095800.7287@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>
Organization: Penn State University


    I have taken all the ones up to 1000 ?'s. Sorry, I don't have a copy on dis
k, only a print-out and I'm NOT  about to rekey it.  I've seen them all over di
fferent FTP sites, just do an archie search on pure or purity and I'm sure some
 will turn up
                                      EXD108
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From: ajh@cs.monash.edu.au (John Hurst)
Subject: Re: A couple of cricket jokes !!
Organization: Computer Science, Monash University, Australia
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 01:04:32 GMT

prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem) writes:

>		If you want a real cricket joke, this is a line from
>	an actual test-match commentary :
>		"As Holding starts his run-up to the crease, we see
>		 Jeff Dujon standing a long way behind the stumps,
>		 legs spread wide, waiting for a trickle.........!!"
                                                  ! I think you meant "tickle"!

I'm not saying you didn't actually hear that line, but the original was
from the 1957 English Tour of Australia, when Arlott, in his very proper
English voice, was giving a word-picture of the Australian field settings.
He said, and I quote from memory, "there's Harvey, at third slip, legs apart,
waiting for a tickle ..."   Nothing was said for a good few seconds after
that (but some say you could hear the other commentators suppressing a giggle),
then Jack Fingleton said "I beg your pardon, John?", whereupon the other
commentators couldn't restrain themselves any more!

--
John Hurst                              ajh@bruce.cs.monash.edu.au
Department of Computer Science          +61 3 565 5192
Monash University
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From: psbapat@mtu.edu (   BAPAT)
Subject: Re: Request for Baseball Players Cliche
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 22:22:15 GMT

In article <1992Sep22.191750.23392@col.hp.com>, cab@col.hp.com (Chris Best) writes:
> > At the end of our baseball tournament at school, I'll likely be
> > interviewed on tape.   
> Better study up on the different kinds, then:
> 
> Adhesive
> Audio
> Duct
> Magnetic
> Mailing
> Masking
> Measuring
> Paper
> Scotch
> Strapping
> Surgical
> Video

That is a lot of red tape!!

-- 

Pushpak Bapat                      | If people can't communicate, the 
e-mail: psbapat@mtu.edu            | least they can do is to shut up!!
Michigan Technological University  |                           - Tom Lehrer


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From: titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu)
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user on Coombs at ANU. The
              opinions expressed are those of the user and not necessarily
              those of the Australian National University. 
Keywords: purple
Organization: Coombs Computing Unit, Australian National University, Canberra.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 13:58:43 GMT

> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>> titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu) writes:
>>> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>>> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>>>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>>>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>>And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!
>gotta say finding a rhyme is a battle!
hava cup of tea and put on the kettle
--
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                                             ---- titus@coombs.anu.edu.au --
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From: akonstam@alex (aaron konstam)
Subject: Another lightbulb joke
Organization: Trinity University, San Antonio TX. USA
Distribution: tx
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:41:50 GMT

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, its a hardware problem.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@cbnews.cb.att.com (a.r.adolt)
Subject: top 10 debate terms
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 11:40:57 GMT
Keywords: debate/debate


Despite a widespread impression otherwise, White House news secretary
Marlin Fitzwater insists President Bush DOES want to debate Bill Clinton...
but on his own terms.
This caused me to ask the question: What are his....... 

               Top Ten Terms
              ---------------
10. The debate must be held in Bush's legal, hotel-residence auditorium 
    so that he can have, yet another, tax deduction.
 9. Audience tickets will be given out on a first-come basis to anyone who
    has contributed $100,000. or more to the GOP this year.
 8. Both debaters must wear their old military uniforms.
 7. Ross Perot's barber must prepare Clinton for this televised event.
 6. All potential questions must be pre-summitted and screened by Dan Quayle 
    for correct spelinge and familye value contente.
 5. Barbara gets to introduce George and a yet-to-be-named, surprise, 
    old girl friend of Bill's will introduce him.
 4. George gets to consult with Jim Baker and a staff of five White House
    lawyers, who will be standing behind him, prior to giving any answers.
 3. Clinton can speak only while biting his lower lip.
 2. The following list of words must not be used by any participants at any 
    time: economy, unemployment, trickle-down, voodoo, Murphy Brown, potato, 
    or potatoe.
and, the number one Term that George wants imposed on the debates is -
 1. Clinton must ride onto the stage in an old army tank 
    driven by Willie Horton.
From: thum@hpcc01.corp.hp.com (MICHAEL THUM)
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1992 15:17:12 GMT
Subject: Re: KELLY'S HEROES
Organization: the HP Corporate notes server
Newsgroups: rec.humor

Was Richard Dawson in this movie?, or what he in "Hogan's Heros"
From: mlemmerm@nl.oracle.com (Mick Lemmerman Publisher)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Find the Bug (the real answer)
Date: 5 Oct 92 12:48:08 GMT
Reply-To: mlemmerm@oracle.nl (Mick Lemmerman Publisher)
Organization: Oracle Europe

>In article <1992Oct1.164635.19852@inesc.pt>, usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
! 	Conclusion:
! 		Each client payed $9 ($10 - $1), and 3x9 = 27 plus the 
! 	$2 the employee kept, that makes $29...
! 	Where is the missing $ ???
! 
Why add 27 and 2 together?. The clients **paid** and
the employee **received** - you can't add the two and
get a meaningful result.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rbw@fico.uucp
Subject: Re: THE BEST DAMNED JOKES EVER!!!
Reply-To: rbw%fico.uucp@apple.com (Randy Wong)
Organization: The Fair, Isaac Companies, San Rafael, California
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 02:30:19 GMT

In article <daved.717435008@convex.convex.com> daved@convex.com (David Dorfman) writes:
>Satire is not dead in america.
>


Satire is NOT dead.  A lot of people don't like it, but that's o.k. . . .
those people are usually sitting on it, anyway.  :-)


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather)
Subject: Re: phone answering
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:05:21 GMT

My dad says these two all the time (often to unsucpeting callers who end up
thinking he's almost as strange as he is.)

Duffy's Tavern, Duffy ain't here.

City Morgue, Head Stiff speaking.

Have fun, and post anymore of these things if you know them!!!

Heather
From: duperval@ERE.UMontreal.CA (Duperval Laurent)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Racist joke...
Date: 1 Oct 92 14:18:04 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

Two Brothers (Black guys for the Terminologically Challenged) are taking a
piss on a bridge.  The first one turns to the other and sez:

"Yo man!  This water's cold!"

And the other answers

"Yeah!  And it's deep, too!"

Thank you!  Thank you!  Just send money.
-- 
Laurent Duperval          | The opinions expressed herein are my own and
                          | do not represent those of this establishment
duperval@ere.umontreal.ca | That's because they don't have enough $$$
duperval@jsp.umontreal.ca | to afford them.  Noone does.
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From: i0b8356@summa.tamu.edu (Ivan Berrios)
Subject: Re: Fanning the Flames of Hate
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A & M University
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 16:45:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct4.102730.12641@ra.msstate.edu>, wjw1@me1.MsState.Edu (Bill Wilson) writes...
>>>>>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
>>>>I suppose you think we really care!
>>>I read this and simply stare...
>>A line this good is really quite rare
>Oh, come now. Please follow-up with some flair!
Every time I see this, my head turns like a flare!
From: jdare@math.rutgers.edu (James Ananda Dare)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Date: 26 Sep 92 22:07:52 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1992Sep21.112127.2330@brandonu.ca> $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
> What about the RV salesman named Richard Picker.

In Indiana, there is a guy who has a huge RV dealership.  His name is
Tom Raper.  It is on the top of the builing in big 2-ft lettering,
visible from low-flying aircraft.  [Trust me, it's in the commercial.]

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| E-mail:                | I'm watchin' my life swirl down the drain          |
| jdare@math.rutgers.edu | And I'm feelin' about as Abel as Cain              |
| Snail-mail:            | But I guess that that's the price of fame          |
| P.O. Box 4104          | When you're destined to live on a STREET OF SHAME! |
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| Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.|
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From: duperval@ERE.UMontreal.CA (Duperval Laurent)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Bathroom graffiti
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:43:18 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

I just read this off a bathroom wall:

"To be or not to be" 
			  -Shakespeare

"To do is to be"     
			  -Socrates

"To be is to do"     
			  -Sartre

"To be do be do"     
			  -Sinatra

  ____    ___   _    _   _       # |\/\/\/| #    A man who kills another man
 / __ >  / _ \ | |  | | | |      # |      | #      is a murderer.  A man who
| <___  | / \ || |  | | | |      # |   0 0) # _____________ kills 10,000 men
 \__  \ ||   ||| |  | | | |      # C      _) Hey, dude!         #  is a hero
  __> | | \_/ || \__/ | | |___   #  | ,__| He's the Soulman     # 
 <____/  \___/  \____/  |_____|  #  |  /   Who the hell are you?#    Tolstoi
Isn't it amazing how much junk can get into these .sigs? I should get one.
Laurent Duperval (duperval@ere.umontreal.ca) (duperval@jsp.umontreal.ca)
-- 
Laurent Duperval          | The opinions expressed herein are my own and
                          | do not represent those of this establishment
duperval@ere.umontreal.ca | That's because they don't have enough $$$
duperval@jsp.umontreal.ca | to afford them.  Noone does.
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From: s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN)
Subject: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords:  purple
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 21:20:00 GMT

	Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!

				dylynpurple 

	Why post on Usenet?   Why, to...purple
		``...cleave the general air with horrid speech,purple
	Make mad the guilty and appall the free, confound the purple
	ignorant and amaze indeed the very faculties of eyes and ears...purple''
_/\  /\ dylyn (aka, d prosser) == S7356911@UCSVAX.UCS.umass.edu.purple  /\
   \/  \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/  \/~~~~~
From: mike@dabba.Berkeley.EDU (Michael A. Bodie)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Please Be Racist!
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:52:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: sunova.1992Sep29.195202.13802
Reply-To: mike@dabba.Berkeley.EDU (Michael A. Bodie)
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory

In article <1992Sep25.174125.9814@njitgw.njit.edu>, lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt) writes:
|> In article <1992Sep18.200620.1753@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
|> >In article <198uahINN8ma@stanley.cis.Brown.EDU>, ST101019@brownvm.brown.edu
|> >wrote:
|> >> 
|> How do you get black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
|> Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do get them down?
Blindfold a mexican, give him a bat and holler PINATA!


How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.

=========================================================================
Put this in your mouth and repeat after me. | mike@wilma.ssc.gov
Wallamalloo, wallamalloo, wallamalloo.      | Disclaimer: 
		--Australian Proverb        | Me? I didn't say nothing.
From: 11mbruce@gallua.gallaudet.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ReQuest: Jokes Mailing list
Date: 4 Oct 92 18:13:16 GMT
Organization: Gallaudet University

I wonder if any of you would put me on JOKES mailing list?

It can be any jokes, even dirty  jokes.

Thanks,
Meredith Bruce
============================================================================
11mbruce@gallua.gallaudet.edu         Meredith Bruce   Gallaudet University
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From: dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Date: 2 Oct 92 15:37:03 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>Does any one have a list of stuff like:
>
>    Accy majors do it in numbers!
>    Physics majors do it at the speed of light!

Architecture majors stay up all night.

Music majors do it in a chord.

"I asked the brick what it wanted to be and it said 'laid.'"

                                   With apologies to Louis Kahn

D.
-- 

******************************************************************************

Donald L. Hardy                                    Office of Physical Planning
Project Planner                                    Lehigh University
dh0a@lehigh.edu                                    (215) 758 5110
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: WANTED -- list of DYSLEXIC JOKES
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 15:11:19 GMT

In article <1992Oct05.171849.17348@lunatix.uucp> bmiller@lunatix.uucp (Barry Mi
ller) writes:
>Then there was the dyslexic atheist who insisted:
>
>
>THERE IS NO DOG.

Not to quibble, but ... I think this is a better version.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an unsure atheist, and
   an insomniac?

A: A person who stays up all night contemplating the 
   existence of dog.

-Mark
From: leslie@cse.fau.edu (Leslie H. Byer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jolly Green Giant
Date: 6 Oct 92 18:58:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: cybernet.1992Oct6.185850.10301
Organization: Florida Atlantic University, Boca Raton, FL, USA


And what do you have if you have two small green balls in you hand?  

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention! 


(Sorry, they made me do it!)

Smiling by gunpoint...
Leslie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdm@mermaid.msel.unh.edu (Richard Miller)
Subject: Re: Snipe hunting and other activities
Organization: UNH Marine Systems Engineering Laboratory
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 02:51:27 GMT

In article <2627.2acad189@vger.nsu.edu> j_manes@vger.nsu.edu writes:
>In article <1992Sep28.173110.1334@sci34hub.sci.com>, gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>> In article <zarthac.717408556@camelot> excalibr@camelot.bradley.edu (Michael Burke) writes:
>> 
>>>Navy:	A bucket of Prop Wash (could also be applied to the AF)
>>>	A box of Grid Squares (could also be applied to the Army)
>
>    My all time favorite:  send a new squid down to fetch a pair of 
>fallopian tubes from the boilerroom....
>

Then there's that ever elusive spool of pipe thread that you never 
seem to be able to find.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Scottish Jokes
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy)
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 09:12:02 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

 STUFF
    DELETED
>I can post lots of those, if you want.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

SURE WE WANT!!!!!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.sf.misc
From: psbapat@mtu.edu (   BAPAT)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 21:04:22 GMT

> 
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE EVER.
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
> |> > >>>> > >>>>>And it's really getting lame!
> |> > >>>> > >>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ? !!!!!!!!!!!!
> |> > >>>> > >>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
> |> > >>>> > >>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
> |> > >>>> > >THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD, 
> |> > >>>> > >BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
> |> > >>>> > WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
> |> > >>>> NAH! THIS AIN'T REC.HUMOR AT ITS BEST.
> |> > >>>SURELY YOU JEST?
> |> > >>THIS IS A TEST.
> |> > >SO BE OUR GUEST.
> |> > TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE.
> |> RETURN OF THE MONSTER CASCADE, HEE HEE HEE! 
> IF WISHES WERE HORSES THEN WHAT WOULD WE BE?
THE ANSWER MUST BE IN UPPER CASE SO THAT ALL CAN SEE.

-- 

Pushpak Bapat                      | If people can't communicate, the 
e-mail: psbapat@mtu.edu            | least they can do is to shut up!!
Michigan Technological University  |                           - Tom Lehrer


Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins272u@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Geoff Green)
Subject: Re: dead president sketch
Organization: Monash University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 05:27:46 GMT

Andrew Pagett (aep@aber.ac.uk) wrote:
: 
: 	In article <1992Oct1.003325.10903@tamsun.tamu.edu> 
: 	mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) did say :
: 
: ->>This is an ex-sketch.
: ->>
: ->>IOSnm
: ->>
: ->>(ncie)
: ->BURN HIM!!! 
: Only if he is a duck.... Oh no not that one again...
: ->
: ->Oops...wrong group, eh?
: Not really.. :)
: ->
: ->Ratboy
: Pag aka what the hell..
AHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHH we have been invaded by the aka's from 
alt.fan.monty-python !!!!!!
Geoff aka please dont start this :)
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST: Cemetery jokes
Date: 25 Sep 92 12:52:18 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Sep24.212930.29376@afit.af.mil>, jswitzer@afit.af.mil (Chip Switzer) writes:
|> zuniga@loligo.cc.fsu.edu (Ralph Zuniga (FREAC/CAR)) writes:
|> 
|> 
|> >	It may seem rather morbid but I'm looking
|> >	for jokes that have a cemetery (graveyard)
|> >	as a background.
|> 
|> My dad's favorite thing to say when driving by a cemetary... "I hear
|> it's a nice one--people are just dying to get in there."
|> 

Point out that the people living around (enter name here) cemetary 
can't be buryied there.

When asked why not.

They arn't dead yet.
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