HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: vsnyder@jato.jpl.nasa.gov (Van Snyder)
Subject: Re: Groucho Marx?!y
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 21:24:26 GMT

>>>>"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
>>>>
>>>>             -- Groucho on "You bet your life"

Also, "Behind every successful man is a very surprised woman."
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From: knodel@cis.ohio-state.edu (Jeff Knodel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Joke list information
Summary: how to be added to my joke list.
Keywords: jokes, mailing lists, free sex
Date: 9 Sep 92 20:12:37 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor.d
Organization: The Ohio State University Dept. of Computer and Info. Science
Originator: knodel@chocktaw.cis.ohio-state.edu

Hi. [o.b.joke at end of message]

While I am sure that you have been delighted reading the proto-religious
tirades from self-righteous flamemongers that have made up 80% of the
recent content of rec.humor, (Goodness knows *I*'ve enjoyed it)
I just thought I'd take a moment of your time to let you know that there
is an alternative.

There are several mailing lists that hang around on the internet, and 
a couple of them are humor oriented.  I do indeed administer one of them.

My list is a collection of humo(u)rous articles, stories, jokes, etc, that 
I find all over the 'net or that others send to me.  I do not screen them for
anything other than what I think is funny.  The mailings are not politically
correct, and are not family oriented, though they are not particularly 
unfamily oriented, either.  Due to the results of a listmember poll, I have 
changed the format so that the mailings are sent out daily, and are much
smaller than they used to be.  I include things from rec.humor, rec.humor.
funny, Spaf's, Gunter's, and HCIII's mailing lists, but only a small 
percentage of their volume, as once again, I only send out things I think are
*funny*.  

[This following paragraph is important, if you do not follow these simple 
directions, I will think much less of your intellect than you realize... B-) ]

If you would like to give the list a try, simply send a request to the
reply address of this message (or knodel@cis.ohio-state.edu) asking to be 
added, that includes your valid internet address in the message body, as 
many of the mailers out there garble the from line, or put together an 
inefficient path.  You can have yourself removed just as easily, so its no
long term commitment.  [And please, for goodness sake don't quote this whole
*&^% message back to me in mail....]

A final note, I will not add someone other than the sender of the message, 
so don't try to sign up your friend, your boss, or your physics teacher...

jk

p.s.  note followup redirection.

o.b.j:  This is an old one from the internet, but it is one of my favorites.

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|  This isn't hell, but I can see it from here.          | "Cover Me; I'm     |
+  knodel@cis.ohio-state.edu (.and.all.that.b.s)         | Changing Lanes!"   +
From: dagger@camelot.bradley.edu (David Rybolt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Hello
Date: 15 Sep 92 21:03:08 GMT
Organization: Bradley University

>In article <1992Sep15.125617.116031@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:
>>>>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>>>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>>>>Don't you have anything better to say?
>>>Perhaps there is some better way?
>>Oh, there MUST be, I should say!
>I wish this would just go away.
If you wish..who knows..I may!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Re: another chatup line
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 21:15:36 GMT

>What're "catsup lines"??
          ^^^^^^
Ketchup.
-- 
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                      but chances are you'll end up somewhere in the middle."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926)
Subject: Crocodile Dundee (was Re: Mike Tyson Joke
Organization: PTT Research
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 09:07:28 GMT

In article <2979@mdavcr.mda.ca>, garry@mdavcr.uucp (Garry Holmen) writes:

[... a great Mike Tyson joke which I deleted ...]

But this joke reminded me of another joke:


In an Australian bar far away in the outback a busload of 
tourists are having a great time. Then suddenly the door swings 
open and in comes Crocodile Dundee accompanied by an enormous 
crocodile. All the tourists are afraid and go to the far corner 
and climb on chairs and tables. 

Crocodile Dundee looks at them and says that the crocodile is 
tame and won't hurt anybody. To prove it he sticks his head in 
the mouth of the animal. Nothing happens so the tourists are 
relaxing a bit but still stay away. Dundee buys the crocodile a 
couple of beers and looks at the tourists again. They still look 
frightened so he drops his pant puts his dick in the crocodiles 
mouth takes of his right boot and hits the crocodile on the head 
with it. Again nothing happens. The tourists come a bit closer 
and Dundee asks, "Now who wants to try that?". All the tourists 
go to the far corner again except for one little and very old 
lady who says, "I will try it, but please don't hit me so hard!".

    Mike
From: leifmk@Lise.Unit.NO (Leif Magnar Kj|nn|y)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Humor
Date: 6 Sep 92 14:30:17 GMT
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology

In article <R5ZkqB3w165w@major.panix.com>, dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea) writes:
 > HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
 > 
 > > In article <1992Sep2.171641.5679@gagme.chi.il.us>, anton@gagme.chi.il.us
 > > (Andrzej Borowiec) says:
 > > >>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
 > > >Are you trying to start a cascade?
 > > He's probaly got a brain tumor.
 > Now look at the mess you made.
Aargh!  Stop this right now!
From: cm182s182@pdrome.UUCP (Clayton Miner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: American joke (oxymoron)
Date: 3 Sep 92 23:47:32 GMT
Organization: The PowerDrome BBS [(716)825-3614 CNet]
X-BBS-Software: EXCELSIOR! v0.95f

RE:  american food

We don't have *any*!  We adopted foods from all over the world so we wouldn't 
*have* to cook at home!  ;)
 
Skeksis - Me transmitte susrum, Caledoni
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: coop4y44@bnr.ca (Robb Keayes)
Subject: Joke in need of a punchline
Organization: Bell Northern Research, Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 12:59:00 GMT

I have had the opening line of what I think has the potential to be a pretty good joke kicking around in my head for some time.  Tragically, I can't for the
life of me come up with a body for it.  Here is the line:

	"Two nuns, a vampire and a hockey stick walk into a bar..."

Is there a kind soul out there who might be able to complete this unfinished 
(potential :) masterpeice?

Robb
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
From: walker@superman.superhero.jsc.nasa.gov (Doug Walker)
Subject: Re: amusing system errors
Reply-To: walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Johnson Space Center
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:07:28 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.140324.13227@wam.umd.edu>, ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
|> >	4. A completely blank screen would remind me that I'd forgotten to
|> >	   prop up my home made 4K RAM pack with a beer mat and that it had
|> >	   fallen out the back, thus losing *ALL* the contents of RAM.
|> >	   Unfortunately this reminder always came a little too late.
|> >
|> >That's about all I can remember, but if ther are any past (or even present)
|> >ZX80/81 owners out there I'm sure they can all relate similar tales.  Did 
|> >the notorious machine Sir Clive Sinlair ever make it to the shores of
|> >Australia, or did we stop sending our criminals over there long ago???
|>  
|> 4k ram!, hah I got the 16k ram module.
|> 
|> I'll tell you one thing about the ZX81 though, I learned to write 
|> efficient code, non of this 8 megs of ram on PCs nowdays which 
|> encourage such wasteful code that my ZX81 is roling around in its box.
|> Hah, people nowdays with their 200 meg Hard disks and their Super VGA
|> with 16 million colors,
|> Bah I say, back then we had 2 colors, Black and White, thats it
|> we had lots of imagination too.  The stuff we did with block graphics
|> and ascii characters would put any fancy game to shame.  And all this
|> at 1.5 MHz too.  You dont see that nowdays, at 50 MHz they still cant
|> get things right.  Boy I tell you! People are spoiled nowdays!
|> 
|> -ara (prowd ZX81 owner, hooked up to a 12" BW T.V.)

Yea, back in the old days we didn't even have computers.  And we LIKED
it!  Yeah, that's the ticket.
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A Religious View of Life
Date: 8 Sep 1992 17:33:46 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov

In article <1992Sep3.212222.4492@newstand.syr.edu> mary@erc.cat.syr.edu (Mary Papp) writes:
>I don't know if this has been posted before, 

	Yes, several times over.........

>                A RELIGOUS VIEW OF LIFE
>Taoism: Shit Happens.
>Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
>   :
>   :

		A Modern View Of the Same :

Reaganism 		: Shit Happened ?? Er......I Don't remember....

Bush-ism		: Read my lips.... while shit keeps happenning.

Bush-ism in Tokyo	: Read my lips.....Bleeaaaach.....

Bush-ism in the Middle-east : If shit happens, it is good for democracy.
                              (Oil ?? What Oil ??)

Bush-ism in Yugoslavia  : Shit happens. But we stay out of it.

Bush-ism in 1992	: Hey, shit happens... But Communism is dead.
Bush-ism in 1992	: Hey, shit happens... The Democrats in Congress did it.
Bush-ism in 1992	: Shit will stop happening if we cut the 
			  Capital Gains Tax.

Quayle-ism		: Shit.... or Shite....... ??? 

Clinton-ism in 1992	: Hey, shit happened... But I didn't inhale.

Ross Perot in 1992	: Hey, looks like shit is about to happen... I am 
			  outa here......

The CIA			: Shit doesn't happen. What do you think WE are for ??

Islamic Jihad		: If shit happens, bomb an airliner.

Islamic Fundamentalism  : If shit happens, pass a death sentence on
			  the guy who did it.

Japanese Trade Policy 	: If shit happens, buy the shit-house and put
			  import tariffs on shit.

Zen Buddhism		: Fish.

Gestalt-ism		: Shit Happens. But the sum of shit is greater 
			  than the component shits.


	Prem!
================================================================================
==  George Bush's New World Order :                                           ==
==              Big Hegemonists Beating Up Little Hegemonists.                ==
================================================================================
From: dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: POLITICALLY CORRECT DOUBLE SPEAK????
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 17:39:53 EDT
Organization: ACME products - artillery division

sknkwrks@unlv.edu (Scott Alfter) writes:

> In article <1992Sep5.090658.42797@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> miner@kuhub.cc.ukans.ed
> >My favorites are:
> >	"revenue enhancement" (tax increase)
> 
> ...or, to borrow from the Devilcrats, how about "investment?"

As in, "Make an investment or I'll blow your brains out.."? :)

--
"A leopard never changes his stripes" 
           -- Al Gore, candidate for vice-president
From: shaig@Think.COM (Shai Guday)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Fun with cats
Date: 8 Sep 92 18:10:58 GMT
Organization: Thinking Machines Corporation, Cambridge MA, USA
NNTP-Posting-Host: merlin.think.com

In article <1992Sep3.185832.23105@wisipc.weizmann.ac.il>, jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy) writes:
|> 
|> Ok! That's enough! I ignored the FIRST idiot who wrote this kind of things
|> but now it begins to be a litlle annoying...VERY annoying!! What's that?
|> A humour newsgroup or a animal maltreatment newsgroup?? And DON'T bullshit me
|> that this is "only humour".There are some things which have their borders BEFORE
|> jokes..MUCH before;and this includes ANIMAL treatment.This list is read
|> by several tens of thousands of people AT LEAST,and believe me,that there
|> is AT LEAST some idiot somewhere which will try those horrible things.And even
|> if it is not true(AND I AM SURE IT IS!!),just talking about this makes me SICK.
|> I am reading this list for JOKES ,not for SADISTIC advices.
|> Go with it to the inquisition.They'll like it.|:-(
|> I am sorry that I HAVE to write such an article.
|> Thank you for reading.
|> Livian

Flame on.

Thats right.  Mistreating animals is not funny.  Why, movies like
"Jungle Book" should be banned, for showing children how to get
laughs at the expense of animals.  This sets a bad example and
is a prime cause of the downfall of Western civilization as we know
it.

In the same vein, please stop posting jokes about sex, as the
world is already overpopulated as things stand.  After all,
if you post such grabage some idiot out there will read about it
and actually try it out.

Also, lets ban movies or tv shows showing abortions because
then people will run out and try it.

If talking about this makes you sick, well reading such posts
makes me think that the cause/effect relationship is not at
work here.  Just because freedom of speech is an alien concept
where you live, does not mean that it is unacceptable.
If you can't stand the heat, don't get sick in the kitchen.

Flame off.

Incidentally, are you being tempermental because the weather
were you are is awful?

	8^)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: timp@techmpc.csg.gss.mot.com (Timp)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: Motorola Cellular Subscriber Group MIS
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 20:01:04 GMT

>> >Here a sampling of some American jokes (from one who has lived there, milked
>> >the system, and escaped, sane).
>
hardly
> >
>> >
>> >- their houses: big bad Andrew went huff, and puff, and all the houses fell
>> >	down...try bricks next time, guys!
>> 
>> Ever see a brick house after an earthquake, sport?
>
>I see.  Get many earthquakes in Florida, do you?
>
Are you flameing America or Florida?
>
>> 
>> ObJoke: South African Justice.
>
>Like the police in America have a better reputation...
>
Actualy they do (any one does compared to south africa)



>
>> -- 
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>> TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
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>> Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
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>
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From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Time travelling (Re: Speed of dark)
Date: 15 Sep 92 19:57:35 GMT
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Varennes, Canada

In article <sg9pbatl@csv.warwick.ac.uk> mauax@warwick.ac.uk (Brazil) writes:
>In article <=4rnk4k@lynx.unm.edu> jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu> ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad) writes:
>>>	Read it in a comics book.
>>>Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.
>>
>>Well, since light and dark are opposites, and in number theory to some
>>opposite means negative whil to others it means reciprocal
>>
>>the speed of darkness is obviously -1/186000 miles per second.
>>
>
>
>Actually the speed of darkness is 186000 miles per second so obviously light
>and darkness are one and the same.

How to mesure speed of darkness:

take a light bulb in a dark room, and put a pencil besides so that the
shadow of the pencil will move along the wall.  Now, consider shadow is
a form of darkness.  The shadow speed is proportional to the pencil speed
(faster you move the pencil, faster you move the shadow).

The highest speed of darkness : the pencil is close from the light and
the wall is in a infinite distance, with only that light in the room
(a very big room indeed).  The darkness can then be evaluated as
the speed of shadow.  In these circunstances, the darkness may move
faster than light.

Corollary : the edge of shadow is light.  As the shadow is moving, that
light is moving too, at the same speed.  Thus, using this, you get
light move faster than ... light. 

Some weirdo has said that something moving faster than light will do
time travelling.  Instead of a pencil, use a silde with your picture.
Or a photo of every race results since 50 years.  And you will get
these pictures, moving faster than light, projected in the past.


-- 
  \_\    Denis Beauregard  *  internet:beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca
 /   \   Genealogiste officiel : Beauregard/Jarret/Jarest/Vincent
J   __>  Un Quebec renouvele dans une Amerique renovee
\_.-===                                                  Opinions ? Et pis non !
From: 01jmbrown@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Iggy biggy ship shop
Date: 10 Sep 92 00:26:55 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.041632.20138@dickens.com>, lpc@dickens.com (Luis P Caamano) writes:
> In article <92250.200147HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>In article <trojanman.715819418@nowhere.com>, melliott@convex.com (Mark Elliott)
>>says:
>>>
>>>In <1992Sep6.213655.7685@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
>>>>> > > In article <1992Sep2.171641.5679@gagme.chi.il.us>,
>>>anton@gagme.chi.il.us
>>>>> > > (Andrzej Borowiec) says:
>>>>> > > >>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
>>>>> > > >Are you trying to start a cascade?
>>>>> > > He's probaly got a brain tumor.
>>>>> > Now look at the mess you made.
>>>>>Aargh!  Stop this right now!
>>>>Will whoever started this take a bow?
>>>What's a cascade?
>>It's this THING that we've made.


> It looks really nice in trn's thread tree.
I'd start line 2 of stanza 2 but I can't rhyme.
So I'll skip it and squench it and go to line 3.


--
nobody in particular
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From: sandra@felix.filenet.com (Sandra Cole)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Mixed Up Movie Titles
Summary: A rose by any other name......
Date: 11 Sep 92 22:13:15 GMT
Reply-To: sandra@fritz.filenet.com (Sandra Cole)
Organization: FileNet Corp., Costa Mesa, CA



All of us at one time or another have gotten confused about movie titles 
and called them something other than what they actually were.  Sometimes
this makes for some very amusing was not was movie titles.   A while
ago a man I used to work with was telling a group of us about how he
was going to see a film that he heard was supposed to be really good.
He said the name of the movie was "Monkeys in the Fog".  After about
ten seconds we all realized he was talking about "Gorillas in the
Mist", and we laughing and OTF:-).  Does anyone else have any incidents
like this?

Sandra
From: LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NoTitle
Date: 9 Sep 92 19:07:53 GMT
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.

In article <1992Sep8.205640.15327@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>lipscomb@lonestar.utsa
edu (David Lipscomb) writes:
>In article <1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu> ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad
>>
>>Read it in a comics book.
>>
>>
>>Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.
>The exact speed of light is 186,282.397 miles/sec in a vacuum.

I do believe it is *acceptable* to round off the actual speed of light
in a comic book.
     ^^^^^ ^^^^
..........................................................tj..............
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: smmyers@pbhyg.PacBell.COM (Sean M. Myers)
Subject: Re: Request for Proctology Jokes
Organization: Pacific * Bell
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 17:38:33 GMT

In article <92254.180902JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu (Joe Carlson) writes:
>Did you hear about the Proctologist who went to sign a perscription, but
>pulled a thermometer out of his shirt pocker?... He was heard to say, "Oh,
>damn, some asshole has my ink pen".

Seen somewhere on the Net...


     This guy is having some problems so he goes to his proctologist.  The
doctor asks him to strip down and bend over.  The doctor then asks the nurse 
to please get him a light.  The nurse comes back with a beer and the doctor
says "No, I wanted a *BUTT* light..."

-----------------

You probably have to be an American to get this joke as it's a play on one of
the beer commercials that was played here a while back.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lectro@milton.u.washington.edu (Jonathan E. Maier)
Subject: Re: chatup lines
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 21:24:24 GMT

In article <10425@baird.cs.strath.ac.uk> pgh@cs.strath.ac.uk (Pete Hendry) writes:
>     This arouses her curiosity (so I'm told). If you later manage to get
>     her in the sack and have your wicked way chances are she won't pass out
>     (except if you're lectro@milton.u.washington.edu (Jonathan E. Maier) then
>     she'll fall asleep while he corrects her grammar :-)

After they pass out is when the real fun begins.  BTW, I only do that
when she's an English major (they like being punished for using incorrect
grammar... kinky ;-)

Also, reciting quadratic equations for math majors, molecular formulas
for chemistry majors, and important dates for history majors works well.

  Jonathan E. Maier             # ## #                lectro@u.washington.edu
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  Weekend Operator             ## ## ##              University of Washington
  UCS Operations              ##  ##  ##                  Seattle, Washington
Organisation: European Space Technology Centre (E.S.T.E.C)
Date: Monday, 14 Sep 1992 14:03:59 CET
From: <TPATTERS@ESTEC.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
 <1992Sep11.091158.17113@sbil.co.uk> <1992Sep13.151232.13221@zooid.guild.org>
 <1992Sep14.042723.17069@unlv.edu>

Let's not start another Brits vs. Americans flame war here BUT.... truth is
most American humor is extremely crass and obvious and they still don't under-
stand it - hence all the canned laughter!!! Whereas British humor is much drier
 and subtle and sarcastic. We also don't need to swear to make a joke funny,
unlike American "comedians" such as Eddie "if-it's-not-funny-say-mutha-fucka-
and-they'll -laugh-anyway" Murphy!!

But seriosuly folks...American humour is much closer to Continental humour,
whereas Brits have a sense of humour all their own!!! You have to to want to
live there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As for the person who thinks Benny Hill is the
greatest British comedian, he should listen to Mr Ben Elton's piece on the
world's greatest joke - big tits!! He's obviously one of those at whom it's
aimed!!!

Tim (wearing his asbestos suit)