From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: What all this then?
Date: 15 Nov 92 18:23:28 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Nov14.220159.1@vax1.bham.ac.uk> mccauleyba@vax1.bham.ac.uk (Brian McCauley) writes:
>Replies/flames by Email/ICBM to avoid noise in this group.

Well, I, for one, am really glad to see that *someone* realises the need to
keep down the noise in this 'froup!  Sheesh!  I've been getting pretty tired
of tuning in, only to find that yet another bunch of idiots has filled up
article after article with reposts of ugly .signature files which appear to 
have no relevance *whatsoever* to the purpose undelying this BBoard!

I mean, here I am, waiting in vain for the second coming of the Warlord, and
my worshipful meditations are being constantly interrupted by bandwidth
wasters posting screen after screen of nonsensical drivel!  Some of it even
in foreign languages that I as a red-blooded Merkin find totally
objectionable!  I mean, if you can't speak English, then just go post to
soc.culture.*, f'crying out loud!

And profanity, too!  What is this world coming to, I want to know?  There are
young kids like PJ who read this stuff, and what do you think they tell their
parents when asked: "Just where did you learn *that* word, young man?"

And how are people supposed to learn proper English if people keep writing
stuff with no upper-case letters?  Bah!

Special note to those who post here about "fascimiles":  This post is about
how I can juggle 5 balls, and when I can juggle 6, then real jugglers can
juggle standing on their heads; it is *not* about whether or not the 
Southern Cross is visible from Adelaide.  So please, do not follow up or send
me email, stating that the man from Canon knows these things.  I won't
believe you!


--jm

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From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)