From: clay@cs.utk.edu (Clay P. Breshears)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Smoky Mountain - 4 OCT 92
Date: 19 Dec 92 20:40:05 GMT
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Smoky Mountain Wrestling Report - October 4, 1992
   
Bob Caudle and "Dirty" Dutch Mantell announcing from 
Hancock County High School, Sneedville, Tennessee

* Mike Sampson vs. "Hands of Stone" Ronnie Garvin

  Garvin throws his towel to fans from inside the ring before the match.
  Squash win for Garvin with right hand punch. (Time: 2:49)
  
* Video review of Paul Orndorff's destruction of Ronnie Garvin's
  towel and subsequent hanging of Garvin from top rope. 
  
  Interview with Ronnie Garvin.  Admits that Orndorff beat him, but he
  never forgets and vows to kick Orndorff's butt.
  
* Paul Orndorff vs. "Nitro" Danny Davis
  
  Davis enters ring sporting a T-shirt with "We'll beat Paula's butt" on
  the front.  Starts the crowd in on a "Paula" chant.  Orndorff rips the
  shirt off of Davis as, unseen from the ring, Ronnie Garvin steals
  Orndorff's ring robe and sashays around the ring to the delight of the
  fans.  Orndorff continues to dominate in the match all unaware of what
  Garvin is doing outside the ring.  Finally, Orndorff notices Garvin as
  he sets up Davis for a piledriver.  Garvin taunts Orndorff and Paul is
  rolled up by Davis for the win.  Garvin and Davis leave with the robe.
  (Time 4:00)
  
* Paul Lee & "Golden Boy" Joe Cazana
           vs. 
  Rock and Roll Express (Robert Gibson & Ricky Morton)
  
  During the match Jim Cornette comes out to announcer's table saying he
  has a surprise for Rock and Roll Express about the title match they
  want from the Heavenly Bodies.  He'll reveal it later.  R&RE win with
  double dropkick.
  
* Interview with Rock and Roll Express.  Caudle informs them that
  Cornette has a surprise for them and they don't care about any 
  surprise Jim Cornette may have.
  
* "Down and Dirty with Dutch Mantell"  Guests: Dirty White Boy and Ron
  Wright.  Video review of last week's "attack" by Tim Horner on Ron
  Wright and the subsequent handcuffing and hanging of Horner by DWB.
  Taped comments from Tim Horner.  He's been given as many title matches
  with the Dirty White Boy as he wants.  Says he's over the mad part and
  now it's payback time.
  
  Dirty White Boy and Ron Wright tell their side of it as they celebrate.
  They are not drinking real beer; it is just "near beer" in those bottles.
  DWB apologizes for his treatment of Horner, but seeing Tim "beating on 
  the poor old, crippled" Wright, he snapped.  Vows to get Ron Wright out 
  of his wheelchair.
  
  Tim Horner suddenly appears and starts beating on Dirty White Boy by
  ramming his head into the concrete wall.  Wright distracts Horner and
  DWB smashes a bottle into Horner's forehead.  Horner juices and his
  wife rushes in to help, fretting over his prone body.
  
  < Commercial break >
  
  Commissioner Bob Armstrong has come out and levels a $2500 fine against
  Dirty White Boy.  Jim Cornette interrupts Armstrong by picking up some 
  of the broken glass and commenting about the lack of maid service. 
  Cornette has a court injunction that forbids a title match between his
  Heavenly Bodies and the Rock and Roll Express as long as other tag
  teams in Smoky Mountain have not had the chance to a title match.
  
* Killer Kyle (with Jim Cornette) vs. "Prime Time" Brian Lee
  
  $10,000 Bounty Match.  Slow match.  As Brian Lee goes for his
  finisher, the Cancellation, Stan Lane and Tom Pritchard enter the ring 
  and start to beat on Lee.  Brian Lee gets the DQ win.  (Time : 5:50)

  Kyle and the Heavenly Bodies continue to stomp on Lee until Gibson and
  Morton clear out Lane and Pritchard.  Lee drops Kyle, Cornette
  enters the ring, but Lee catches him and lifts him up by his jacket
  collars.  A Somoan-looking mystery stalker attacks Lee from behind and
  starts to beat on him.  Other faces come in to make the save.
  


						clay
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