From: gnn@wsl.dec.com (George Neville-Neil)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Ms. Manners Sex Club Etiquette
Date: 15 Dec 92 21:54:19 GMT
Reply-To: gnn@wsl.dec.com (George Neville-Neil)
Organization: DEC Western Software Lab
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In article <1992Dec14.111500.21858@spdcc.com>, joe@spdcc.com (Joseph Francis) writes:
|> Discussing Sex clubs has, paradoxically, little to do with sex. It has
|> to do with etiquette, the kind which Miss Manners will have little to
|> say about.

And, stealing about 1/30th of your posting JoJo...

Ms. Manners on Sex Club Etiquette

A GENTLE READER WRITES:
Dear Ms. Manners,

	I find that whenever I go out to my local sex club that only
people who I'm un-attracted to are attracted to me.  When ever they 
look at me I just look away, but I wonder if this is the proper signal 
as they tend to follow me around the rest of the night.

Gentle Reader,
	The proper way to non-verbally communicate your utter disgust
at being leered at is a simple nod of the head.  This will prevent your
fellow patrons having to hear your voice as you say, "I wouldn't do you
if you were the last breathing vertebrate on earth." which is of course
a breech of Sex Club Ettiquette.

A Gentle Reader Writes:
Dear Ms. Manners,
	More and more I find myself lying to the people I meet in sex clubs
so as to avoid giving my name, and other identifying information to them.  Don't
they realize that I only go there for anonymous sex?

Gentle Reader,
	There are two ways to avoid this syndrome.  First is to make sure that you
wear clothes that are easy to get back into after the act of sexual congress so
that you can run off as quickly as possible after you are done leaving your cohort
talking to the empty air.  As this is not really proper you should probably simply
say, "I'd have to kill you if I told you that."  Then they'll have something to
remember you by, but not your name.

A Gentle Reader Writes:
Dear Ms. Manners,

	I'm rather new to the sex club scene and have noticed that the people
I meet there all carry handkercheifs.  Is there a practical purpose for these?
I would think that in this day and age tissues would be more appropriate, and
don't need washing afterwards.  Also, does teal really go with yellow and
black?

Gentle Reader,
	Go look up hanky code, then come back and ask again.  Besides being
wonderful additions to any set of formal sex club wear they are washable and
therefore don't fill up our waste dumps or require the destruction of trees.
	As for color choices that is more a personal fashion decision than
a question of ettiquette.

Dear Ms. Manners,

	During a night at the sex clubs I find that I frequently mess up
the boots of complete strangers.  Should I offer to have the boots professionally
cleaned and the bill forwarded to me?

Gentle Reader,

	While one should expect to have one's boots sullied while visiting
on of these establishments it in no way releases you from proper etiquette.
The proper thing to do is to lick them clean, or use your hanky.


With major appologies to Judith Martin, a very cool woman IMHO.

Later,
George ( Who is back on Thyroid medicine and high on coffee :-)

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