From: Matthew Hall <mjhall@socs.uts.edu.au>
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Subject: Re: What can you do at a Rocky Horror Picture Show showing?
Date: 16 Oct 1992 07:00:50 GMT
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Subject: Re: What can you do at a Rocky Horror Picture Show showing?
From: jfr
Date: 13 Oct 92 03:35:13 GMT
jfr@RedBrick.COM writes:
>lazarus@ug.cs.dal.ca (Chuck Turner) writes:
>>Howdy folks!
>>Can anyone out there help me out?
>  Help is on the way :-)

Well, i couldn't let just one version of the opening be presented,
so here's what we do in our show (Sydney, Australia) :

          A long time ago in a galaxy far far away,
          God said let there be LIPS! And there were!
          And they were good!
 
            SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE

{ Audience: arms in the air, swaying side to side until you can't take any
more}

Lips:     Michael Rennie was ill
          The Day the Earth Stood Still
          But he told us where we stand. {"On our feet" while standing}
          And Flash Gordon was there
          In silver underwear,
          Claude Rains was the Invisible Man. {"Where's Claude Rains?"}
          Then something went wrong
          For Fay Wray and King Kong; {echo "King's Dong"}
          They got caught in a celluloid jam. {"Yeah! Jam!"}
          Then at a deadly pace
          It Came From {"where?"} Outer Space.{"Thank you!"}
          And this is how the message ran:
 
Chorus:     Science fiction, {"ooh ooh ooh"} double feature {"la la la"}
            Doctor X {echo "Sex"} will build a creature.
            See androids fighting {"and fucking and sucking on"}
            Brad and Janet
            Anne Francis stars in {"A Triple X porno called"}
            Forbidden Planet {echo "Forbidden diapraghm"}
            Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
            At the late night double feature picture show.


Lips:     I knew Leo G. Carrol
          Was over a barrel {echo "Was fucked in a barrel!"}
          When Tarantula took to the hills. {"Lick it bitch!"}
          And I really got hot
          When I saw Jeanette Scott {echo "When I saw Janet's twat!"}
          Fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.
          {Make exaggerated spitting sound}
          Dana Andrews said Prunes
          Gave him the runes {echo "Gave him the shits"}
          And passing them used lots of skills. {"Like sex"}
          But When Worlds Collide, {clap hands,"BOOM!"}
          Said George Powell to his bride,
          "I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills,"
          {echo "Birth-control pills"}
          Like a...
 
Chorus:     Science fiction, {"ooh ooh ooh"} double feature {"la la la"}
            Doctor X {"Sex"} will build a creature.
            See androids fighting {"and fucking and sucking on"}
            Brad and Janet
            Anne Francis stars in {"A Triple X porno called"}
            Forbidden Planet {echo "Forbidden cervix"}
            Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
            To the late night double feature picture show.
 
            I wanna go {cross legs, walk funny, wanna go to the bathroom!}
            Oh Oh Oh
            To the late night double feature picture show.
            By RKO, {"Who the fuck is RKO?"}
            Oh Oh Oh
            To the late night double feature picture show.
            {"Where's the best place to fuck?!"} In the back row,
            Oh Oh Oh
            To the late night double feature picture show.

>Have fun on Halloween!
Hear hear, have a GREAT night

>Jon Rosen
>------------------------------------
>Janet: Did they do this to you?
>(while looking at Rocky's wounds.)
>Audience: No, the L.A.P.D. did it!
>------------------------------------

Now this one I LIKE!!
Maybe I'll try it tonight :)

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