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From: popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Say it ain't so!!!
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 92 05:39:11 GMT
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX

michael@marcel.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:

> 
> Whilst getting my winter's haircut,
> I strained to hear over the buzz
> of the barber's electric razor,
> a news report.
> 
> I *swear* I heard someone say that
> Huntington, Indiana was honoring
> JDQ by opening a museum or library 
> in his name! (Or maybe they were 
> unveiling a statue of him! I'm not
> sure- I couldn't hear it too well.)
> 
> Will someone _!*PLEASE*!_ confirm or deny this?
> 
> Cradling my head in wonder,
> Chaplin.
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I have heard nothing about this.  But what would we put in a Dan Quayle 
Library?


1.   four boxes cue cards.

2    one copy  "Plato's Republic"  slightly used.

3.   one set bound copies of "Golf Digest"   Jan. 72 - Jan. 93

4.   Set of "National Review" magazine   Jan. 76 - Jan. 93

5.   One copy "King James Bible"

6.   One "Bible Stories Coloring Book", most pages colored.

7.   One copy, "Millie's Story", signed copy.

8.   One Rand MacNally "Atlas Of The World", with all major golf courses
       world wide marked on maps with notes in margins about each course.

9.   One Copy,  "The Big Boy's Book Of Outer Space"

10.  Collected set of novels of Edgar Rice Burroughs.  SF.

11.  several misc. issues of "Archie Macphee Catalogues".

12.  One copy "The Earth In The Balance"  by Al Gore.  Stained.

13.  One copy, "The Great Golf Courses of The World."

14.  One Copy, "The Toastmaster's book of Public Speaking".






Pope Charles  SubGenius Pope Of Houston     Slack!

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From: fledgist@weber.ucsd.edu (Fragano Ledgister)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The Dan Quayle Dikshunary
Date: 24 Dec 1992 20:05:17 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego
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In article <MICHAEL.92Dec23224104@albert.bu.edu> michael@albert.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:
>In article <1h89okINNj01@network.ucsd.edu> fledgist@weber.ucsd.edu (Fragano Ledgister) writes:
>=In article <1992Dec22.215519.10439@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh) writes:
>=>RAJA@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU writes:
>=>
>=>>The nattering nabobs of negativism is by W. Safire I think!
>=>>Nothing to do with Slac business....rajagopalan
>=>
>=>and fledgist@weber.ucsd.edu (Fragano Ledgister) writes:
>=>
>=>>I think 'nattering nabobs of negativism' was one of Safire's
>=>>effusions.
>=>
>=>Safire!  Suffering succotash!  A salient seismic seizure of the cerebrum has
>=>caused me to attribute this infamous quote to the wrong man!  :-)
>=>
>=>The "nattering nabobs" quote is probably the most famous example, but didn't
>=>Spiro (and/or his speechwriters) display a fondness for alliteration on more
>=>than one occasion?
>
>=Yes, they did. And Safire was frequently to blame. Another famous
>=phrase is at the tip of my tongue, but I can't quite remember it.
>
>Would that be "pusillanimous pussy-footing"?
>Was that Safire's or Buchanan's, though?

I think that's the phrase. It sounds more Safire (cute but nasty)
than Buchanan (just plain nasty) to me.

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From: popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The Dan Quayle Dikshunary
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 06:26:12 GMT
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fledgist@weber.ucsd.edu (Fragano Ledgister) writes:

> In article <1992Dec22.195834.8853@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> pat@sphinx.phys.V
> >Herbert Rutledge writes:
> >
> >>  This entire lexical exercise, for which we are indebted to Jeff Wilder, 
> >>  is an outstanding example of:
> >
> >
> >>     spirology n:  the study of deviant vice-presidential behavior
> >
> >...often signaled by the dubious distinction of destructive, divisive discou
> >from the permanently, prodigiously and proudly poison pens of basically
> >bombastic, backward-looking, bench-warming Buchanans (didn't he write the
> >"nattering nabobs of negativism" speech) and their ilk...
> 
> 
> I think 'nattering nabobs of negativism' was one of Safire's
> effusions.
> 
> 
> 
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No.  It was Pat Buchanan's.  Safire wouldn't be caught dead writting a 
sentence strung to gether like that.  It also has that Buchanan 
truculence about it.

Pope Charles

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From: Robert_Broughton@mindlink.bc.ca (Robert Broughton)
Subject: Re: The Dan Quayle Dikshunary
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 05:39:17 GMT

> Fragano Ledgister writes:
>
> >
> >The "nattering nabobs" quote is probably the most famous example, but
> didn't
> >Spiro (and/or his speechwriters) display a fondness for alliteration on
> more
> >than one occasion?
>
> Yes, they did. And Safire was frequently to blame. Another famous
> phrase is at the tip of my tongue, but I can't quite remember it.
>

"Effete corps of impudent snobs"?
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From: erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: All hail Quayle, he is my life!
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 92 08:57:55 PDT
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whan@eagle.wesleyan.edu writes:

> If Of course,
> for those pathetic and intellectually arresting individuals, Dan Quayle must be
> the natural choice as leader of the losers;

Pray tell, what is an "intellectually arresting individual"? Something
like a member of the Thought Police?

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From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
Subject: Re: The Dan Quayle Dikshunary
Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 17:52:16 GMT


     quayle vt:  to enroll as a member of a body, most especially 
                 as a freshman at Allegheny College


  This entire lexical exercise, for which we are indebted to Jeff Wilder, 
  is an outstanding example of:


     spirology n:  the study of deviant vice-presidential behavior


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS)
Subject: Re: Say it ain't so!!!
Summary: The Quayle Library and Museum  
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Date: 31 Dec 92 01:01:55 GMT

In article <1VykwB2w165w@unkaphaed.gbdata.com>, popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)             writes...
>michael@marcel.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:
>> I *swear* I heard someone say that
>> Huntington, Indiana was honoring
>> JDQ by opening a museum or library 
>> Will someone _!*PLEASE*!_ confirm or deny this?
>> 
>> Chaplin.
>I have heard nothing about this.  But what would we put in a Dan Quayle 
>Library?
>  
>3.   one set bound copies of "Golf Digest"   Jan. 72 - Jan. 93

I think they will need to dedicate a whole wing just to golf paraphernalia.
> 
>7.   One copy, "Millie's Story", signed copy.
>
By Millie, of course.(drool included)

>8.   One Rand MacNally "Atlas Of The World", with all major golf courses
>       world wide marked on maps with notes in margins about each course.

Let's not forget that Hawaii will be circled.
> 
>9.   One Copy,  "The Big Boy's Book Of Outer Space"

And a "Lost in Space" decoder ring.
> 
>14.  One Copy, "The Toastmaster's book of Public Speaking".
> 
Never used.
> 
15. An extremely large comic book collection.

16. One copy, "Learn Latin in 3 easy lessons." Still new.

17. Several law books. Never used.

18. One copy, Webster's Dictionary. Complete with scribble marks and doodles.

>popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: ralph@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (ralph.winslow)
Subject: Re: The Dan Quayle Dikshunary
Organization: AT&T
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 12:41:16 GMT

In <1h80goINN1gt@network.ucsd.edu> fledgist@weber.ucsd.edu (Fragano Ledgister) wrote:
>In <1992Dec22.195834.8853@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh) wrote:
>>Herbert Rutledge writes:
>>>  This entire lexical exercise, for which we are indebted to Jeff Wilder, 
>>>  is an outstanding example of:
>>
>>>     spirology n:  the study of deviant vice-presidential behavior
>>..often signaled by the dubious distinction of destructive, divisive discourse
>>from the permanently, prodigiously and proudly poison pens of basically
>>bombastic, backward-looking, bench-warming Buchanans (didn't he write the
>>"nattering nabobs of negativism" speech) and their ilk...
>I think 'nattering nabobs of negativism' was one of Safire's
>effusions.

I think Pat had it right, Spiro did both "natering nabobs" and "an effete
corps of impudent snobs" a corps to which I subsequently and I might add,
consequently aspired.  At least he had sufficient grace to never have said
"I am not a crook.", although, fortunately, actions speak louder than words.
The vice-presidency is absolutely scary - Tricky Dick, Bumbles Ford, who
WAS Ike's vp, anyway?

Ralph
From: popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The Quayle Dictionary <start>
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 06:18:48 GMT
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX

wilder@nx20.mik.uky.edu (jeff wilder) writes:

> I don't think the QuayleDikshunerry(tm) should be solely confined to
> Our Boy.  There are many other politicians who deserve an included
> definition or two.  Maybe even some non-politicians.  (Marilyn, for
> instance.)
> 
> I would suggest some a.f.d-q poster whose wit surpasses mine own
> (that's pretty much *any* of you guys...but especially Maddi :-)
> formulate definitions for:
> 
> Lloyd Bensen (sp?)
> George Bush (of course!)
> Ronald Reagan
> Nancy Reagan ("Jesus Christ!  What are you, a nancy?  You believe in that
> 	stuff?")
> 
> Hell, include Clinton and Gore.  (Personally, any definitions I'd come up
> with for these two would be positive, but that's my liberal bias showing...)
> 
> Clarence Thomas (!) ("So?  Did you at least clarence her last night?")
> 
> The possibilities are endless...
> 
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> =============================================================================


There recently was a book published called. "The 1000 dumbest things 
politicians have said" or some very similar title.  Not 'xactly a 
dictionary, but it does sound like a nice little compendium of 
stupidness.
I am sure dan has some space therein set aside for him.


Pope Charles.    My typing is still bad.  I need to eat my wheaties.

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From: Robert_Broughton@mindlink.bc.ca (Robert Broughton)
Subject: Dan Quail/Bob Roberts
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 05:37:11 GMT

I saw the movie "Bob Roberts" a couple of days ago, and couldn't help
thinking about Quail. Anybody know any Quail/Bob Roberts jokes?
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From: madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann)
Subject: Re: Say it ain't so!!!
Organization: Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 00:09:19 GMT

pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh) writes: >
garrett@Ingres.COM (MMMMM...ESSENCE OF GELFLING) writes: >>

> .
>(discussion about the rumors of a Quayle museum or statue in Huntington,
> Indiana)
> .
>>I wonder about the size and content of it. Will it be closet size?
>>Will it be the first library that deals exclusively with comic books?
>>	And if it a statue, what pose might he strike?
>        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Why, there's only one possible choice, and the photo on which the artwork
>must be based already exists!  It's the famous photo, recently discussed in
>this group, of Dan in danger of blowing off his own elbow with a missile
>launcher (or grenade launcher or whatever the bloody thing was) because he's
>holding it backward.  And, just as the original V-shaped wall of the Vietnam
>memorial in Washington was eventually supplemented by a statue of three
>soldiers, the Dan statue too must be supplemented by figures of the two South
>American officials looking on in amusement.  Finally, over one of the
>officials there must be a bronze thought balloon bearing the words "What a
>dope!", preferably in both Spanish and English.

My vote is for "Dan Quayle and a pumpkin."


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From: popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Say it ain't so!!!
Date: Sat, 02 Jan 93 08:18:49 GMT
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX

madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann) writes:

> pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh) writes: >
> garrett@Ingres.COM (MMMMM...ESSENCE OF GELFLING) writes: >>
> 
> > .
> >(discussion about the rumors of a Quayle museum or statue in Huntington,
> > Indiana)
> > .
> >>I wonder about the size and content of it. Will it be closet size?
> >>Will it be the first library that deals exclusively with comic books?
> >>	And if it a statue, what pose might he strike?
> >        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >
> >Why, there's only one possible choice, and the photo on which the artwork
> >must be based already exists!  It's the famous photo, recently discussed in
> >this group, of Dan in danger of blowing off his own elbow with a missile
> >launcher (or grenade launcher or whatever the bloody thing was) because he's
> >holding it backward.  And, just as the original V-shaped wall of the Vietnam
> >memorial in Washington was eventually supplemented by a statue of three
> >soldiers, the Dan statue too must be supplemented by figures of the two Sout
> >American officials looking on in amusement.  Finally, over one of the
> >officials there must be a bronze thought balloon bearing the words "What a
> >dope!", preferably in both Spanish and English.
> 
> My vote is for "Dan Quayle and a pumpkin."
> 
> 
> -- 
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> Humorist, Satirist, Tech Writer.  Take your pick.
> 
> Centigram Communications Corp, San Jose California  408/428-3553


Or Dan in his most characteristic pose, standing with his golf club at 
the ready.


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From: michael@albert.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The Dan Quayle Dikshunary
Date: 24 Dec 92 03:41:04 GMT
	<1h89okINNj01@network.ucsd.edu>
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: fledgist@weber.ucsd.edu's message of 22 Dec 92 23:52:52 GMT

In article <1h89okINNj01@network.ucsd.edu> fledgist@weber.ucsd.edu (Fragano Ledgister) writes:
=In article <1992Dec22.215519.10439@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh) writes:
=>RAJA@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU writes:
=>
=>>The nattering nabobs of negativism is by W. Safire I think!
=>>Nothing to do with Slac business....rajagopalan
=>
=>and fledgist@weber.ucsd.edu (Fragano Ledgister) writes:
=>
=>>I think 'nattering nabobs of negativism' was one of Safire's
=>>effusions.
=>
=>Safire!  Suffering succotash!  A salient seismic seizure of the cerebrum has
=>caused me to attribute this infamous quote to the wrong man!  :-)
=>
=>The "nattering nabobs" quote is probably the most famous example, but didn't
=>Spiro (and/or his speechwriters) display a fondness for alliteration on more
=>than one occasion?

=Yes, they did. And Safire was frequently to blame. Another famous
=phrase is at the tip of my tongue, but I can't quite remember it.

Would that be "pusillanimous pussy-footing"?
Was that Safire's or Buchanan's, though?

=ObQuayl(e): Happy campers you will always be.

Chaplin.
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From: fledgist@weber.ucsd.edu (Fragano Ledgister)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The Dan Quayle Dikshunary
Date: 23 Dec 92 18:38:28 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego
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In article <1992Dec23.124116.6700@cbnewsi.cb.att.com> ralph@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (ralph.winslow) writes:
>
>I think Pat had it right, Spiro did both "natering nabobs" and "an effete
>corps of impudent snobs" a corps to which I subsequently and I might add,
>consequently aspired.  At least he had sufficient grace to never have said
>"I am not a crook.", although, fortunately, actions speak louder than words.
>The vice-presidency is absolutely scary - Tricky Dick, Bumbles Ford, who
>WAS Ike's vp, anyway?
>
>Ralph

Tricky Dick.
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From: garrett@Ingres.COM (MMMMM...ESSENCE OF GELFLING)
Subject: The Dan Quayle Dikshunary
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Date: 22 Dec 92 00:49:31 GMT

	This is what I have so far. Can anyone think of how to use
the Danster as a adverb of preposition?

Quayle (kwal) n. 1) The 44th Vice-President of the United States.
		 2) A bumbling boob.
		 3) An object of amusement and entertainment.
		    (Only a Quayle could have gotten his head stuck in
		     that salad bowl.)
		 4) A unit of stupidity (since the "Quayle" is so large,
		    the terms "microquayle" and "milliquayle" are most
		    often encountered).
		 5)  Any one of a number of dark, irregular bands that can
  		    be seen on the surface of the planet Mars.
		 6) A small, wooden doll made as a handicraft in many Central
		    American countries that becomes tumescent when the
		    movable head is raised.
		 7) An elected official who is deficient mentally.
		 8) Any person unqualified to perform his/her job.
		    (That Quayle forgot to put my large fries in my bag.)	
		 9) A blunder in speech, which renders the sentence or
		   paragraph incomprehensible.

	      v. 1) To blunder in a spectacular way.
		 2) to make an ass out of oneself.
		    (He really Quayled that speech.)
		 3) To subject one's husband to persistant nagging and 
		    domination.
		 4) To use your family's connections to obtain an undeserved
		    position, or undeserved relief from distress.
		 5) To fail.
		    (I quayled the bar exam twice before going to work with
		     my daddy.)
		 6) To show one's ignorance unintentionally.
		 7) To perform a quayle, as in the third sense of the noun. 
		    (Many insane people think they are making sense, when in
		     fact, they are only quayling.)

	    adj. 1) To emphasis a deficiency in judgement, sense, or 
		    understanding.
		    (I haven't seen such a quayling f***ing idiot since our
		     44th Vice-President.)

     Danforth n. 1) The quality of prefering golf over sex.


	Thanks for the suggestion everyone. When we finish this list,
I suggest we add it to the Danster file (for future generations).

Disclaimer: I may have made typing errors. My fingers were cold.

-Garrett@Ingres.com
From: vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Say it ain't so!!!
Date: 28 Dec 92 16:51:28 EST
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In article <1992Dec28.205954.10212@pony.Ingres.COM>, garrett@Ingres.COM (MMMMM...ESSENCE OF GELFLING) writes:
> In article <MICHAEL.92Dec28145816@marcel.bu.edu>, michael@marcel.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)      writes...
>>I *swear* I heard someone say that
>>Huntington, Indiana was honoring
>>JDQ by opening a museum or library 
>>in his name! (Or maybe they were 
>>unveiling a statue of him! I'm not
>>sure- I couldn't hear it too well.)
>> 
>>Will someone _!*PLEASE*!_ confirm or deny this?
> 
> I wonder about the size and content of it. Will it be closet size?
> Will it be the first library that deals exclusively with comic books?
> 	And if it a statue, what pose might he strike?
> Enquiring minds want to know.
>> 
>>Cradling my head in wonder,
>>Chaplin.
> 
> Garrett

Oh boy, a new tourist attraction in Huntington, Indiana. I say that every
year, starting in 1994, but not in this century, that there be a pilgrimage
to worship the statue of our idol.

-Garrett

:D


> 
>>Michael A. Chaplin           If you want *their* opinions, ask *them*.
>>michael@albert.bu.edu ....The Einstein Papers Project, Boston, Mass., USA
>>chaplin@husc.harvard.edu ....Harvard University, Cambridge, Mass., USA