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Subject: Re: IN _____ THEY HAVE ___ DIFFERENT WORDS FOR ________
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Date: 8 Sep 92 19:59:44 MST
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In article <1992Sep5.012758.16488@colorado.edu>, paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Icarus) writes:
> In article <1992Sep4.160219.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep2.175401.14527@colorado.edu>, paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Icarus) writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep2.133543.10854@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mramesh@nyx.cs.du.edu (M Ramesh) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Sep2.015029.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Sep2.025537.27809@colorado.edu>, paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Icarus) writes:
>>>>>>In article <1992Sep1.173034.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <1992Sep1.195134.14199@colorado.edu>, paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Icarus) writes:
>>>>>>>>In article <1SEP199205073842@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In talk.bizarre we have 2 different words for newbies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.cascade we have to stiff esperanto for dogs with rabies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In misc.test they have still different words for test-tube babies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In rec.food they have 40 different words for spaghetti-flavored ladies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In hick.brew they have poorly affluent birds with ready-tailored scabies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In alt.fan.motley-crue they have curly flatulent nerds with stolen frisbees.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In soc.college they have 20 easily redolent words for cornmeal krispies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In comp.ai they have have 3 succulent words for CONS fed lisp-ies.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>In rumpus.room they have free bucking herds for bombs and whispers.
>>>>>>>>>>>>In pompous.rome they have three talking heads for tombs and sisters.
>>>>>>>>>>>In biz.wanted they have 13 toking Deadheads, 4 plumes, and a system.
>>>>>>>>>>In liz.eyes.slanted they have 4 smoking well feds, 2 legumes and a cistern.
>>>>>>>>>In whiz.on.floor they have 8 joking bellhops, 4 spitoons, and a blister.
>>>>>>>>In comp.lang.basic she had 6 poking nops and 27 gotos, when a label kissed her.
>>>>>>>In talk.rumors they have 17 parking lots, 2 boats, and JFK's whiskers.
>>>>>>In talk.abortion they have 23 honey pots, 3 coats and Jackie's hangers.
>>>>>In alt.drugs they have 80 crack huts, 4 cats, and wacky stranglers.
>>>>In alt.cascade they have 2 cascades, n rats and tacky stragglers.
>>>In alt.fan.ozzie they have 3 blood stains, 2 bats and 17 lousy head-bangers.
>>In misc.tanning they have 4 burn states, 5 cataracts, and 56 mouse fangs.
>In alt.war.politics they have 3 pet hates, 12 arms pacts, and 2 big bangs.
In soc.veterans they have 7 prostates, an alms tax, and 41 big bands.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Take that! Oh ye net waterfall freakies!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>What's that? Oh, she bet Butterball turkeys!
>>>>>>>>>>>>Pats fat? Oh, sheba stutters well, friskies !
>>>>>>>>>>>Pot's fun? Oh, she sent warming biscuits!
>>>>>>>>>>Pol's won ? Oh, he made many spelling miskates!
>>>>>>>>>Whole one? No, we are only selling retakes!
>>>>>>>>Roll on ?, you're only shelling tea-cakes!
>>>>>>>Coal town? You're only smelling milkshakes! 
>>>>>>Fall down! Cure any lingering backaches.
>>>>>Tall mound? Serve mainly crinkled fudge cakes.
>>>>Wall round? Carve ungainly turkey sludge shakes.
>>>Hall sound? Proven vainly to rookie grunge flakes.
>>Mall crowd? Women waving to preppie garage mates.
>Mal, Grand! Seamen having top yuppie marriage rates.
Bad land! Freemen padding their bungee carriage seats. 
-- 
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