From: sl859@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics
Subject: Re: LNH - Posting of the last chapter (so far...)
Date: 5 Sep 92 00:19:00 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

All of a sudden out of the neat striped background with no details except
really neat colors popped Bandwagon Boy and the Hooded Ho'`od Win and    
CAPTAIN CAPITALIZE!  Sig Lad cringed under the pile of taxforms as he 
knew how wrong it was to capitalize all your words and that was almost as
unforgivable as spelling something wrong!  Bandwagon Boy screemed something
completely incomprehendable trying to get into the act, even though he had
no clue as to what was going on he had to get into the action.  But was 
detained when Sister State-the-obvious held up a mirror and he had to admire
himself.  He was quickly mowed down by the Adamant Authority-on-everything 
who claimed he should post in some other group 'cuz ("because" mumbled 
spellchecker/sig lad) he had no place here!  
	Meanwhile, Captain Continuity  cringed as he had already enough 
heartburn from that Earth d/k split and debated seriously on whether he
should return home and stay with his helpless Aunt Comic-Relief.
	CAPTAIN CAPITALIZE NOW STOLE THE LIMELIGHT, WHICH HAD MATERIALIZED
IN THE BACKGROUND FROM NO WHERE (Captain Continuity errged in pain! Where
had the Adamant Authority-on-Everything Come from!?  But that wasn't all!
Onomato-puweeah person jumped in there for a second with that "errged!" and 
Spell/Sig Lad was to enthralled in what he had found in the tax forms to even
 attempt to Correct Onomato-puweeah person's name!) BUT HE GRABBED IT WRONG
AND ELECTROCUTED HIMSELF!
The Hooded Ho'`od Win sat back curiously and ran up to Acton Lord who was 
jerked from his special dimension with no second thought of Captain Continuity
(who was having seizures!) and Table and Multitasking Man's left ear and said
"Ok Fight it out blindfolded and on your hand tied behind your backs and here
is an olive loaf, stick it in your mouth, you must clout yourselves until I
have decided with my power who is the best at this pointless combat!"
	Is there an end in sight and what had Sig Lad found in the pile of 
tax forms that was so interesting that he would disregard spelling errors!?
							
							wReam...

P.S.  Sig Lad grinned gleefully!  The ULTIMATE .sig in EXISTENCE and to think
it was here in plain sight ALL ALONG!  A SPECIAL combination of all the powers!
I Cannot Believe IT!?  



In article <1992Sep5.015334.15703@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (David VanDomelen) writes:
> Suddenly, the universe splits in two!  Earth kAtEfAn and Earth drizzt split off
> from the main continuity!!!  Acton Lord acts quickly and establishes a third 
> timeline in that mess, one where he is both spelled correctly and the 
> interfering heroes and villains have remained banished.
>      Multitasking Man, now operating in all three universes, inexplicably 
> screams in pain (Cliche Dude raked him with M-60 fire in Earth-K).  Rebel Yell 
> lets loose with (of course) his patented Rebel Yell and knocks Acton Lord into 
> a wall.
>      Meanwhile, Sig Lad is struggling to regain consciousness...slowly he 
> levers up on one elbow...gets onto his knees...waveringly makes it to his 
> feet...and is immediately knocked to the floor by Multitasking Man's tax forms,
> which hit him like the ton of paperwork they are.  So, we can forget about a 
> soul-searing "accepting the dark double into oneself" scene like in Indignity 
> Wart crossovers.
>      Just as Acton Lord is about to deliver the final blow to Rebel Yell with 
> his totally undefined offensive powers,  the X-overmen arrive in a blur of 
> angst and even more dangling plotlines, and begin firing at everyone, even 
> each other (it's good for sales, y'know).
>      Meanwhile, back on Earth-K and Earth-D....