HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: syspb@smartstar.com (Paul)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Fun with cats
Date: 26 Aug 92 20:19:39 GMT
Organization: none

Try pouring some beer in a saucer, preferably warm beer with lots of fizz.
Your cat will try to drink it.  Watch his reaction.

Take 4 baggies and 4 rubber bands.  Put a baggie on each of your cats
paws, and put the rubber band around it to hold it on (not too tight).
When your cat trys to walk it looks pretty funny.

Try taking a piece of fish, and putting tabasco sauce or some other
hot sauce on it.  Then when the cat starts begging, give it to him.

Another good trick is to get a mousetrap.  Bait the mousetrap with some
tuna, and set it outside.  When a nosey neighbors cat comes along,
he'll get a surprise.

__

Here's an old joke:

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
Pour gasoline on him and light a match, Woof!
From: mujushis@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mom Jokes
Date: 31 Aug 92 16:51:21 GMT

If anyone has a list of Mom ( or mum) jokes could they email them or post them.
I've been killing myself over the ones posted.

MUJUSHIS@EMU.INSTED.UNIMELB.EDU.AU
Sead Mujushi
Intitute of Education
Melbourne University, OZ
From: pa_andy@merrimack.edu (The Wolf)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny sign
Date: 23 Aug 92 22:15:11 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Merrimack College, No. Andover, MA, USA

In article <1992Aug23.152145.13930@ee.eng.ohio-state.edu>, gan@sample-o.eng.ohio-state.edu writes:
> Here's one funny sign near a swimming pool,
> 	
> "We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool"

On our pool:

 "Welcome to our ool.  Notice there is no "p" in it.  Please keep it that way."
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: /usr/local/rn/organization
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 17:22:52 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.164326.18511@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>
>"Jesus is hanging on the cross and down below at the bottom
>of the hill, Peter is mourning the loss of their saviour and leader.
>Suddenly he hears a faint voice calling to him..."Peter....Peter"
>and he turns and starts to run up the hill toward Jesus on the cross.
>Before he can get to the top the Roman soldiers shew him away and,
>dejected, he goes back down the hill."
>
>
>I was exactly referring to filth like this, anyone that can post
>a joke like this, I know that the person has no morals, and is
>willing to do anything to make a hit. I have heard religious jokes
>but this is cynic, calculated and out right blasphomous trying to
>degrade the suffering of Christ. I don't understand how all you
>Christians are just sitting back and allow this kind of stuff.

I agree. For example, I heard this SHAMEFUL piece of blasphemy just the 
other day;

"Jesus and some other Biblical Guys were hanging around in Heaven day, when
They decided to re-enact some of their favorite miracles from Their time
on Earth. Joshua was first and, of course, Everyone wanted to see him bring
down the walls of Jericho. This was done to wild applause. Then Moses re-enacted
the parting of the Red Sea, a favorite to be sure. Then came time for Jesus
Himself to perform. This was a bit of a Problem, as there were so many fine
miracles from which to choose. Finally, it was decided that He would walk upon
the waters. To thunderous cheers, Jesus set out in a boat to the middle of a 
Heavenly Lake. He took one step out and "SPLASH!", right to the bottom. They
fished him out, and He decided to try again. He stepped out and "SPLASH!", 
to the bottom again. They pulled Him out, and got him back into the boat and
He said "I don't understand it. That always used to work for Me". Peter turned
to Jesus and said, "Lord, I think I see the problem. It's these holes in your 
feet"

Disgusting, isn't it? Does anyone else encounter filth like this? Post it,
that we might all smite it with our Holy flames.

Mike 


-- 
Disclaimer - I'm only doing what the little voices tell me to do. 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: miket@unislc.uucp (Michael Thompson)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Reply-To: miket@unislc.UUCP (Michael Thompson,B2C04,4560)
Organization: Unisys, Salt Lake City
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 14:32:48 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.042920.6755@mel.dit.csiro.au> marek@mel.dit.csiro.au (Marek T. Michalewicz) writes:
>
>In article <1992Aug27.224020.29556@unislc.uucp>, miket@unislc.uucp (Michael Thompson) writes:
>|> 
>|> <Stuff deleted>
>|> 
>|> pick the BBs out one at a time.  After several minutes, and realizing what
>|> that looked like a BB.  That is strange, she replied, then continued to watch 
>|> into the water.  When I looked, there were little BBs in the bottom of the 
>|> bathroom and passed some BBs right?  Lord No!, he replied, worse than that;
>|> Cheers!
>|> Mike Thompson                 |    It's true, forgiveness IS easier
>|> Unisys UNIX Systems Group     |    to get than permission. ;-) 
>
>Cheers Mike,
>
>And what exactly BB's are?  ;^)


Marek,  sorry, I made a false assumption that our international friends knew
what BBs are.  A BB gun is an air powered rifle that shoots very small metal
balls called BBs.  They are about one-eighth of an inch in diameter.  Sorry,
I don't know what that equates to in metric measurements.

I guess not knowing what a BB is kind of takes some of the zing out of the
punch line - sigh.
Mike

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lsalvati@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Louis M Salvati)
Subject: Shes So Fat II
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 19:06:19 GMT

 Sorry about that last post I don't know what happend 
 here is the rest.

 Shes so fat when we make love I have to roll her in flour to
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
From: hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III)
Date: 31 Aug 92 11:32:23 PDT
Distribution: world
Organization: M&E (Division of EDS), Cypress CA

In article <1992Aug28.164326.18511@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
|> 
|> "Jesus is hanging on the cross and down below at the bottom
|> of the hill, Peter is mourning the loss of their saviour and leader.
|> Suddenly he hears a faint voice calling to him..."Peter....Peter"
|> and he turns and starts to run up the hill toward Jesus on the cross.
|> Before he can get to the top the Roman soldiers shew him away and,
|> dejected, he goes back down the hill."
|> 
|> 
|> I was exactly referring to filth like this, anyone that can post
|> a joke like this, I know that the person has no morals, and is
|> willing to do anything to make a hit. I have heard religious jokes
|> but this is cynic, calculated and out right blasphomous trying to
|> degrade the suffering of Christ. I don't understand how all you
|> Christians are just sitting back and allow this kind of stuff.
|> 
I'm not Christian, and you're right, I have no morals. But I laughed
hysterically at that joke, I thought it was great.
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Oke S)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: peter peter pumpkin eater
Date: 30 Aug 92 18:15:31 GMT
	<1992Aug21.182715.458@hubcap.clemson.edu>
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: alpha@hubcap.clemson.edu's message of 21 Aug 92 18:27:15 GMT

>Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick.
>Jack's not so nimbe, and he's not so quick
>Now he's in the hospital,with a burnt fucking dick.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over and burnt his dick.
Stupid boy, should have jumped higher,
Now he's got his balls on fire!

--
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Subject: Re: WANTED!!! Instant coffee and MARLBORO!!!
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 03:46:33 GMT

In article <ABcEyXgWq3@wbn777.msk.su> noskov@wbn777.msk.su writes:
>
>We would like to buy 100 000 boxes of MALRBORO cigarets.
>We would like to buy about 5 000 kg instant granul coffee.
>
>We are ready to set L/C at Your bank.
>We need CIF Moscow, Russia.
>
>Please, send Your offers by
>                            E-mail: noskov@wbn777.msk.su
>                      or by
>                            Fax: +7 095 335-50-13
>   INTEGRAL, ltd.
>   V.G.POGOSOV


If you pay for the shipping, I'll throw in a FREE iron lung.  But wait!
There's more!!!  I'll also throw in a genuine pine box fit for your
eternal rest!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: thoughts on group
Keywords: humor
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 20:37:29 GMT

kml@cellar.org (John Galt) writes:

>               Personally, I skip the posts and just read the sigs.

>  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com - My other account is a Mercedes.

You should read alt.fan.warlord then - all the best signatures hang out
there....

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
Zen T-Shirt: Enlightenment Available - Enquire Within
 -- Paul Gillingwater (Paul.Gillingwater@actrix.gen.nz) on rec.humor.funny
From: david@c-cat.UUCP (dave)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Final Analysis
Date: 3 Sep 92 00:39:56 GMT
Organization: Intergalactic Rest Area For Weary Travellers

aki@atlas.worldbank.org (aki) writes:

> Screw em...your posts were the most interesting thing
> that has come here in quite awhile.  Hey everyone's
> screaming about free speech right?  Then post whatever
> the hell you feel like posting.  If flame wars sprout up
> so what?  Most of the people enjoy a good flame
> war anyway.  Common sense should tell the jerks out

have consideration, I pay out of my own pocket for _every_ message my
machine receives from this network. I don't want thousands of flame
messages without some decent jokes. You see I don't have the luxury
of having an educational institution or a large company to foot
the bill for an Internet/Usenet feed.

(hows that for a flame ? Did I do it right ? you see this is my first
time flaming someone) ;-)


obj:

well stupid sign sighting...

driving down the road see a huge orange sign says END OF CONSTRUCTION ZONE
not more than 20 feet past this sign is another hugh orange sign that says
ROAD CONSTRUCION 1/2 MILE..


                                                       -David

China Cat System     
(301)604-5976 8N1
david@sandr.com
From: jh25s56@sycom.mi.org (Jim Harvey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Woody Allen
Distribution: na
X-BBS-Software: EXCELSIOR! v0.95f
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:04:04 EST
Organization: Michigan Information eXchange

Q.  What did Woody Allen and the Tortoise have in common?
A.  They both got there before the Hare.

Jim Harvey   |  "Ask not for whom the bell tolls
18538 Inkster|   and you will only pay 
Redford, Mi. |   station to station rates"
48240            jh25s56@sycom.mi.org
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Life 3.5
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 19:06:47 GMT

In <78266@ut-emx.uucp> yaron@anchor.as.utexas.edu (Mr. Sheffer) writes:

>>	About the business with the Reagan's and their Astronomy phase:
>>		"I know the zodiac signs are divided into 12 houses; I DIDN'T
>>		know that one of them was the White House."

>There wasn't any ASTRONOMY phase associated with the White House.
>It was an ASTROLOGY phase!! There's quite a difference, you (should) know.

Astrology is more accurate, right?  :-)

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
From: ssr39687@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Suresh Ramaswamy )
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JFK joke revisited
Date: 3 Sep 92 15:37:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.Bu0E2n.3xt
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:

>In article <2SEP199219361257@deimos.ucc.umass.edu>, s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes...
>>In article <92246.162716HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>, <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> writes...
>>>In article <1992Sep2.151906.16565@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com
>>>(mario smarduch) says:
>>> 
>>>[Soapbox removed]
>>> 
>>>>Why don't we crack jokes about Martin Luther's death, or John
>>>>Kennedy's death?
>>		What were JFK's last words?
>>			OUCH!!!
>  	Actually, I checked my sources. JFK's last words were actually:
>		"Hey, Jackie, what is that guy holding over there on that
>	grassy kno-OOF!"

Actually his last words were - "It's such a nice day. Open the fucking top."


-----
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Senior - CS/Stat		   |  this world, is that it's comprehensible."
University of Illinois at Chambana |            - A. Einstein
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Xref: sparky rec.humor:27709 rec.pets:2966 talk.bizarre:28583
From: jdare@math.rutgers.edu (James Dare)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.pets,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sick Joke
Date: 2 Sep 92 22:56:24 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <t4hngng.rdc@netcom.com> nobody writes:

> ashok@regulus.Inria.Fr (Ashok Kumar) writes:
> >Q:How do you kill an elephant ?
> >A:With out bare bloody teeth!!!
> 
> 
> This is disgusting.  Keep this off the net.
"This is *stupid*.  Keep this off the net." (the "joke" that is.)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
From: miket@unislc.uucp (Michael Thompson)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Reply-To: miket@unislc.UUCP (Michael Thompson,B2C04,4560)
Organization: Unisys, Salt Lake City
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 21:14:56 GMT

>>More Mario bashing deleted......
>>
>>It would seem that Mario has been duly beat up by now, I think we have all
>>made our point.  Can we get on with the humor now?
>>
>>
>>Here's one for you- should not offend anyone, except possibly the dog...read
>>on........
>>
>>Sort of long, but funny.
>>
>>
>>A mother was in the kitchen busily mixing the ingredients for a large batch
>>of cookies.  She was reaching into the cabinets and adding a little of this
>>and a little of that when she realized she was out of baking powder.  She 
>>stopped what she was doing, pulled on her coat, and proceeded to the store
>>to pick some up.  
>>
       <Most of joke deleted for brevity>

>>Minutes later her teenaged son came up from downstairs all in a panic.
>>Mom! Mom!, he was yelling, something  terrible has happened.  What is it!
>>his mom asked.  Her son replied, I was in the bathroom and...... At this point
>>the mother cut him off and said.  I know, I know, you were going to the 
>>bathroom and passed some BBs right?  Lord No!, he replied, worse than that;
>>I was downstairs jerking off and shot and killed the dog!
>>
>>
>>Cheers!
>>Mike Thompson                 |    It's true, forgiveness IS easier
>
>What kind of idiot are you? Look at the group title: soc.culture.polish
>this has nothing to do with dog jokes. So why don't you post this crap
>in rec.humor.
>

Obviously an "idiot" who made an oversight, I did not intentionally cross-
post.  My apologies to soc.culture.polish.

Take a valium, relax, and God help you if YOU should ever make a mistake.

Mike
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Subject: Re: Woody
Organization: gte
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 20:11:13 GMT

In article <92233.202341JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu>, Joe Carlson <JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
> In article <o62sPB4w164w@cellar.org>, kml@cellar.org (Lazlo Hoover Toth) says:
> 
> >Q:  What's the name of Woody Allen's new movie?
> 
> >A:  Hannah and Her Daughters!
> 
> Give credit where credit is due..David Letterman said this on Late Nite.

Shouldn't that be "Had'er and Her Daughters" ?
                 (Had Her)
-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
From: loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (LOON M J)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Undergrads).
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 13:35:36 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.204321.5793@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:

>berne@nova3.stanford.edu (Jean-Francois Berne) writes:
>: 
>: I believe that telling ethnic jokes should be done only by people
>: from the ethnicity being ridiculed. E.g. in France, comedians telling
>: jewish jokes are Jews themselves -otherwise they'd quickly end-up
>: in front of a court. Also I remenber that at the beginning,
>: belgium jokes were told by a Belgian. This guy had found a way to lift
>: himself out of anonymity, but actually he very often took polish jokes
>: told in America, and replaced "polish" by "belgian".
>: 
>: Ethnic jokes ARE offensive. They upset the people ridiculed by those
>: jokes. Are they really necessary? Do they develop some kind of
>: addiction in the joke-teller brain?
>: Why not avoid broadcasting them on the net?
>: 


>Ethnic jokes may be offensive, but so are many other kinds of jokes.
>Are you suggesting that blonde jokes only be told by blonds, fat jokes only
>by fat people, etc...???

>I am sure there is some blonde out there offended by some blonde joke as well
>then right??

>Where do you draw the line?

There's a big difference between attacking a whole race or nation, and 
people with common characteristics. I don't agree with either, even 
though a few may be funny. The one is racist, the other is just snobbish - 
believing in some good-looking male ideal. Racism is what Holocausts are 
made of. Snobbism is not.

Anyway most of them aren't funny - they're just the same humour - the same 
joke said in different way. Real humour is the unexpected. These are just 
so predictable. 

--
Marc Loon <loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za>
Student No: 8807871/X (just thought you'd want to know)
University of the Witwatersrand
Johannesburg

Conversation: a voice competition between two people
in which the one taking a breath is called the listener.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: smackinl01@cc.curtin.edu.au
Subject: Re: Humor
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 01:45:37 GMT

In article <92246.221038HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>, HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
> In article <1992Sep2.171641.5679@gagme.chi.il.us>, anton@gagme.chi.il.us
> (Andrzej Borowiec) says:
>>>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
>>Are you trying to start a cascade?
> He's probaly got a brain tumor.
Nope - Just his fart didn't make the grade.
-- 
Simon.
Have you got a form 27/b?
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 25 Aug 1992 17:50:24 MST
From: Shooting Club at ASU <GUNDEVIL@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject:    Heaviest Element Found


    Heaviest Element Discovered                            Ver25Aug92

        The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered
    by scientists at Arizona State University.  The element, tentatively
    named 'Administratium' (Ad), has no protons or electrons, thus it
    has atomic number 0.

        Ad does, however, have a neutron, 75 associat-neutrons, 125
    deputy-neutrons and 111 assistant-deputy-neutrons.  This yields an
    atomic mass of 312.

        These 312 particles are held together in the nucleus by a force
    that involves the continuous exchange of meson-like particles called
    memos.

        Because it has no electrons, 'Administratium" is inert.  Never-
    theless, it can be detected chemically, because it seems to impede
    every reaction in which it takes part.

        According to Dr. M. Languor, one of the discoveries of the
    discoverers of the element, is that a very small amount of 'Administrat-
    ium' can make one reaction, that normally takes less than a second,
    require more than four days for completion.

        In addition, the molecule has an affinity for others with the
    weakest constitution, and will gravitate towards the most liberal
    compositions but, "One can never be sure what's going to happen when
    Ad reacts with other molecules."

        'Administratium' has a half-life of approximately three years.
    At the end of this time it does not actually decay.  Instead, it
    undergoes an internal reorganization in which the associates to the
    neutron, deputy-associates to the neutron, and assistant-deputy-
    neutrons, all exchange places.

        Some studies indicates that the atomic mass actually increases
    after each reorganization.

Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Thu,  3 Sep 1992 01:30:30 -0400 
From: Thomas Omar Smith <ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
	<1992Sep2.151906.16565@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>

>In article <1992Sep1.184632.12599@worldbank.org> aki
<aki@atlas.worldbank.org> writes:
>>In article <ZocFqB4w164w@cellar.org> John Galt, kml@cellar.org writes:
>>>The third guy says, "Ah, Easter.  Everybody sad.  Jesus, die on cross.
>>>Then, three days later, everybody happy.  Everybody together.  Jesus,
>>>rise from dead.  Sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter!"
>>
>>Personally I find your joke extremely offending.  Being of Japanese
>>decent I find no humor in your joke.  Take your racist jokes
>>and tell them at your next KKK meeting.  Japanese are not
>>idiots like your joke infers.  Besides...everyone 
>>KNOWS Jesus saw his shadow and said "Six more weeks of
>>JULY"...sheesh  I may be dumb but I'm not STUPID...;-) ...
>>heh heh..
>>
>
>In previous post I said last time, but here I go again. Namely
>I understand that not everyone is Christian and therefore is going
>to understand the offense towards jokes about Christ's suffering, now
>thats understandable. But common sense should prevail, first of all
>the man (God to others) was innocent, was tortured, beaten and killed
>most brutally. Is there anything funny in joking about murder?
>Why don't we crack jokes about Martin Luther's death, or John
>Kennedy's death?, it's just not appropriate. Sure there is the freedom 
>of speech, allowing to post anything - but it would be nice if people 
>had more sensitivity, like maybe all of us laugh instead of just 1/2.
>It's called style.
>
>Flames or comments welcomed.

Q: Why would JFK have made a lousy boxer?

A: He couldn't take a shot to the head.

					Tom the non hacker
					Kemp in 96!
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					of scoundrels,  Then environmentalism
					is the current refuge of totalitarians."
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