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From: andra@cs.widener.edu (Robert Andracsek)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More tasteless acronyms (or The Tale of the Unfinished List)
Date: 4 Oct 1992 18:37:06 -0400
Organization: Widener University CS Department, Chester PA
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: betty.cs.widener.edu

Ok people, here's an acronym that's been bugging me for a while...

From the old Hanna Barberra cartoon 'the Great Grape Ape', what did
S.P.L.A.T. stand for?  It was the org. to which GGA and his friend
belonged to...  been bugging me for days...

Thanx...

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From: hatcher@ramsey.cs.laurentian.ca (Donald L.C. Blewett)
Subject: The Search for Graphics
Organization: Dept. of Computer Science, Laurentian University, Sudbury, ON
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 22:34:47 GMT

Hi, the other day my friends and I downloaded some really cool graphics of a
Skull and CrossBones and another interesting guy.  I would really like to 
get some more, in particular graphics concerned with STAR WARS or STAR TREK
(you know, like Darth Vader's face, or the Starship Enterprise (either one,
I'm not fussy.)) If you have any, either post them here, or mail them to
me at :
     
           hatcher@ramsey.cs.laurentian.ca          

   Thanks, I really appreciate it.
  
                                                 Hatcher.      
Captain Picard: Worf, Sweep the area.
Worf: Aye Sir.
  (Worf whips out a broom and starts sweeping.)
From: aaf0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (Andrew Aaron Feigin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: 1500 question purity test... post?
Date: 30 Sep 92 14:38:08 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

could the person who said they had the 1500 question purity test post it
instead of mailing it to me.
thanks.
andy

"Moslem or Christian Mullah or Pope
Preacher or poet who was it wrote
Give any one species too much rope
And they'll fuck it up"
-Roger Waters  "Amused To Death"
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From: root@uncc.edu (Operator)
Subject: Re: Clinton doesn't understand business (w
Reply-To: root@uncc.edu
Organization: University of NC at Charlotte
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 14:27:09 GMT

In article 26187@brtph560.bnr.ca, bcronk@bnr.ca (Bryan Cronk P125) writes:
>|>   Clinton/Gore just don't "get it": in this economic environment we
>|>   cannot afford to do things which make it more expensive and less
>|>   likely for companies to hire people.  
>|> 
>|> 
>|> ---peter
>
>Get this thread out of rec.humor.  There are plenty of other news groups
>for those who want to argue about politics.  There's absolutely nothing
>humorous about the state of the economy or how little Bush has done to
>improve it.
>
>Bryan


Maybe it should be in rec.humor, because Bill Clinton sure is a joke.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jss@kepler.unh.edu (Spectre)
Subject: Golf ball joke (no, it's not the GGBJ)
Organization: University of No Holidays - UNH - East somewhere
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 00:58:36 GMT


A man is talking about to his fiance' about their life after they are married.
The topic of pre-marital agreements came up, and he said that he had no problem
with anything, as long as she stayed out of the top drawer of his dresser.  She
agreed, and they were happily married for fifteen years.  She finally got so
curious she looked in the drawer, and all she saw was 3 golfballs and $15,000.
She didn't see what was so bad about that and decided to confront him at the
dinner table.  She asked him what the deal was.  He said, "Fine, I'll tell you.
Everytime I cheated on you I put a golf ball in the top drawer". She was upset
at first, then thought, 3 times, 15 years, that's not bad at all.  She than
asked, "ok, what's the $15,000?".
He stated,"everytime I got a dozen golf balls, I took them down to the club and
traded them in for cash"

						-Jeff


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jhsegal
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy)
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 10:02:33 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

Q: What is the height of speed?
A: To run around a house and catch your ass from behind.

Q; What is the height of the rudness?
A: To shit at the front door of a house,and to ring the bell and ask for
   toilet paper.

Q: What is the height of the heights of rudness?
A: To ring the bell again,and say it wasn't enough!

Q: What is the height of not-funny jokes?
A: Telling "what is the hight of" jokes.  (This one is original! I made it up
					   this second!!)

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From: ben@bailey.UUCP (Ben Bailey)
Subject: Two guys in a truck....
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: 3 Oct 92 09:42:15 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Ben Bailey's Home..Tampa Fl.

Two guys are riding along in a truck.  The first one sees a sign that
reads "Free sex with fillup".  The first guy (Arnold) says "Believe
I need some gas", so they pull in.  After the fillup, the attendant
(this must be an old joke, huh?) says, "Ok, for your free sex, guess
a number between 1 and 10.  Arnold says "7".  The attendant says,
"Nope, it was three".  The other passenger in the truck (Biff) says,
"I know what the number is!", so the attendant says "Ok, what".
Biff says "4", to which the attendant says "Nope.....told you it
was three!".

Arnold and Biff pull away and ride a while.  Biff says "You know, I
think that guy was cheating us."  Arnold says "No way.  My wife
stopped in last week and won three times!"

--
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12210 Shady Forest Dr.     ben@bailey.tscs.com
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813-677-5021                  thing the main thing.  Mainly. 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: als@bohra.cpg.oz.au (Anthony Shipman)
Subject: Re: smilies
Keywords: smilies emoticons
Organization: Computer Power Software
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 10:32:00 GMT

jss@kepler.unh.edu (Spectre) writes:

>In article <25SEP199217000976@erich.triumf.ca> music@erich.triumf.ca (FRED W. BACH) writes:
>>
>>   What does the net think about the word "emoticon" ?

>To put it bluntly        :-(

It sounds like a convention for New Agers - The EmotiCon.


-- 
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CP Software Export Pty Ltd,      Before you are six or seven or eight,
19 Cato St., East Hawthorn,      To hate all the people your relatives hate,
Melbourne, Australia, 3121       You've got to be carefully taught."  R&H
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From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: American Jokes
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 20:53:52 GMT

In article <1041@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu> 
  cobe101@emory.edu (Christopher C. Chung) writes:
>Isn't the subject a little redundant.

Hardly.

C "Now if it was southern hospitality..." Frog
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bushey@newton.emba.uvm.edu.uvm.edu (Gary Bushey)
Subject: Pig stuff
Keywords: pig jokes ASCII pictures
Organization: University of Vermont -- Division of EMBA Computer Facility
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 18:30:37 GMT

Does anyone have any pig jokes or ascii pictures.  I have a friend who
really loves pigs and I thought some jokes would be great.  You can either
post them or mail them to me at the address below.

advTHANKSance.


Gary Bushey               |  	If everyone is out to get you, being paranoid
bushey@uvm.edu            |     is just a good idea!
From: mep@phoenix (Marko Poutiainen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: C programs...
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:26:16 GMT
Organization: University of Oulu, Finland
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

:       printf("hello\n" );   (can you see the reverse smiley?)

Well, it looks the same in Pascal:

	Writeln('Hello');

So I guess Pascal is saddest too...



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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kris@cs.mcgill.ca (Christian ZABBAL)
Subject: Who has seen the school bloopers joke?
Followup-To: rec.humor
Summary: Looking for "history of the world" joke... 
Keywords: school, joke, history
Organization: SOCS - Mcgill University, Montreal, Canada
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 03:34:39 GMT




	A while back, I read what could be one of the most funny
jokes I have ever seen. It was a professor of English or history
who had compiled mistakes and bloopers his students had made over
the years into a world history which was plain hilarious. I 
remember "[and then] the McCormick Raper was invented, which did
the work of a hundred men (Raper as reaper, get it?), and a few 
others, but I lost my copy of it. If the author or someone else has
it, could they post it up or E-mail me a copy? It's really worth posting,
though, if the author permits it. It is truly one of the best jokes I have
heard in a long while.

Thanks!!
From: jwj2@po.CWRU.Edu (Jermaster)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: wanted: catholic jokes
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 00:17:02 GMT
Organization: Eastern & Ohio Railroad Company
NNTP-Posting-Host: b63154.student.cwru.edu

Here's one that I heard on the radio long ago...

********

Father Stosh was the pastor of a small church. One day he went to the horse
races. He saw that owning a winning race horse provided an opportunity to 
bring in extra money for the church. Unfortunately, he didn't have the money 
for a horse, so he bought a donkey. Even though all he had was a donkey, he 
decided to enter it in a race. The next day, the headline of the Daily 
Racing Form read:

           FATHER STOSH'S ASS SHOWS

Father Stosh decided to enter the donkey in another race, and to everyone's
surprise, the donkey won. The next day's Form said:

           FATHER STOSH'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

By this time, the Bishop had read about the donkey, and since he felt the 
church was receiving too much negative publicity, he ordered Father Stosh to 
get rid of the donkey. Since Father Stosh didn't want to sell it, he gave it 
to Sister Stella at the local convent. The next day, the Form said:

           SISTER STELLA HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted when he read this. He ordered Sister Stella to sell the
donkey immediately. She looked around for a buyer, and eventually sold it
to a poor farmer, who could only afford $10 for the donkey. The next day's 
Racing Form printed:

           SISTER STELLA PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS

They buried the Bishop the next day. The final headline read:

           TOO MUCH ASS RESPONSIBLE FOR BISHOP'S DEATH

*******


Later,
-Jer
--
Jerry W. Jordak          We never learn even deserts burn
a.k.a. Jermaster          And all politicians lie
(jwj2@po.cwru.edu)         They won't do nothing till we reach high noon
                            Black Moon    --Emerson Lake & Palmer
From: Larry.Mc.Donald@ofa123.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: wanted: catholic jok
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 25 Sep 92  09:25:02

 ddrasin@silver.ucs.indiana.edu 
   (daniel drasin) sez:

 > I was wondering if anyone had some good Catholic jokes.
 > Perhaps there's even a list of them

   Here's another one:

   This priest was walking down the street one day when he happen to 
meet a woman he used to work with. "Hello, Mary" said the priest, "are 
you still a nun?" 
   Mary replies, "No, father O'silly, I've become a prostitute."
   When the priest hears this, he faints dead away. After a few 
minutes of layin' on the sidewalk, Mary manages to revive him.
   "What did you say?" asked the priest.
   "I said I became a prostitute" replied Mary.
   "Oh, thank God," the priest says, "I thought you said you became a 
protestant!"



... Larry Mc Donald, N6ZMB, Fullerton, Calif. (cough, cough)
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.10

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: howeird@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com
Subject: Re: A STRANGE REQUEST FROM HAYWARD, CALIFORNIA
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 00:20:03 GMT
Organization: HP Research Grants Program

According to harley@engrhub.ucsb.edu (Harley Hahn):
>From the ba.general group:
>
>In article <23886@sybase.sybase.com> aruna@sybase.com (-name omitted-) writes:
>
>>I am looking for recommendations for a dentist and a gynaecologist in
>>or near Hayward.  

Sounds like the guy finally found a date he could really sink his teeth
into!

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From: sjp5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (Sten J Peeters)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Request Purity Test!!!
Date: 26 Sep 92 02:58:48 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Could someone be so kind as to send me a copy of the infamous Purity test.
Thanks.....
                                        Sp

                                        
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From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A BLONDE JOKE
Keywords: No flames please!
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:38:37 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <22261@optima.cs.arizona.edu> jiang@cs.arizona.edu (Howard) writes:
>In article <1992Sep15.202747.16438@fnbc.com>, elaine@warrior (Elaine Murray) writes:
|> 
|> What is the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
|> 		Go home!
|
|Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!

Before this goes too far, I think that ya'll should know that all of the
blonde jokes have been posted here.  There are huges lists of blonde jokes
floating around.  So instead of posting all your blonde jokes, which we've
all heard anyway, post a request like "please add me to the list" here 
instead.  We never have threads of "me too" postings here.
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| johnf@auspex.com | Santa Clara CA |  So Why am I still working here?"    |
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From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sorority girl jokes wanted.
Date: 2 Oct 92 13:43:06 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <92275.134935DDS6@psuvm.psu.edu>, DDS6@psuvm.psu.edu (BIFF) writes:
|> 
|>            Does anyone out there have the complete list of sorority girl
|> jokes?  It would be greatly appreciated if somebody could e-mail it to
|> me.

Use the Blonde jokes because Blonde and sorority girl are the same thing
From: cobra@jab.tucson.az.us (Cobra)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: Mon, 05 Oct 92 21:57:01 PDT
Organization: Just Another Bbs. Tucson, AZ

tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:

> In article <1992Oct1.182927.6718@news.cs.brandeis.edu>, st902231@pip.cc.brand
> .edu (DAVID) writes:
> >In article <1992Oct1.144527.11624@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, lipscomb@lonestar.uts
> du (David S. Lipscomb) writes:
> >>In article <1992Oct1.125340.28871@ousrvr.oulu.fi> mpben@phoenix (Marko Pirn
> oski) writes:
> >>>Could someone e-mail me that 5,000-guestion version ???
> >>>Please !
> >Could I have one also?
> Us too!

 
Here 'tis...the SuperDeluxe 100,000 question Purity Test...Good Luck!
 
100,000 Question Purity Test - 921005 Revision (-) by Cobra
-----------------------------------------------------------
 
Question #1:  Have you had sex with any living (or dead) creature in any 
known (or unknown) configuration?
 
Question #2 thru #99,999: Any variation on the theme "Are you sure?"
 
Question #3: Do you know how to score yourself on this test?


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From: al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)
Subject: Re: Mixed Up Movie Titles
Reply-To: al@escom.COM (Al Donaldson)
Organization: ESCOM Corp., Oakton VA (USA)
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 03:33:18 GMT

In article <433@bal.UUCP> gainer@bal.UUCP (Mike Gainer) writes:
>On the topic of interesting neon-sign failures:
>Kentucky Fried Chicken
>    ucky Fried   ick

There's also Pope Yes fried chicken.  If the Vatican is behind it,
it must be good.

Al
From: Larry.Mc.Donald@ofa123.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: wanted: catholic jok
Date: 25 Sep 92 13:25:00 GMT
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992


 ddrasin@silver.ucs.indiana.edu 
   (daniel drasin) sez:

 > I was wondering if anyone had some good Catholic jokes.
 > Perhaps there's even a list of them

   Know why catholics have no rythm? It's been bred out of them!

   (I wanna sing. Sure wish I wasn't catholic!)



... Larry Mc Donald, N6ZMB, Fullerton, Calif. (cough, cough)
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.10

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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.feminism,talk.bizarre
From: hampton@ais.org (Kevin Podsiadlik)
Subject: Re: Shit, I'm Bored!
Organization: UMCC
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 03:04:15 GMT

In article <1992Sep26.164207.21256@bradley.bradley.edu> latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:
>> >   +>/       _------__  Mortally slower, one might say.    Rest in Peices.
>
>well, it's capitalized, it could be a city....though why the inhabitants
>would want to call it that, I don't know...:)

On a flight of sheer serendipity:  That reminds me of the first time
I passed through the small town of Wanatah, Indiana.  My parents,
who were driving, remarked about the unusual name, whereupon I
became the 2374th person to say:

      "Well, if that was what they Wanatah call it..."

-- 
Kevin J. Podsiadlik         | "A recent survey has revealed that, if the
Vaporware Engineer          | election were to be held tomorrow, a whopping
2nd class                   | 98% of those polled would be glad it came
E-mail: hampton@ais.org     | early this year." -- Thomas Sowell (paraphrased)
From: Tony.Rockefeller@f2040.n391.z1.FidoNet.Org (Tony Rockefeller)
Sender: UUCP@p0.f1060.n391.z1.FidoNet.Org
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Looking For Gay Limerics
Date: 30 Sep 92 22:30:02 EST

Gay limerics?  Interesting.  Would be interested in seeing what you
receive.
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From: res_ewv@exodus.valpo.edu
Subject: All Purity tests wanted
Organization: Valparaiso University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 21:15:45 GMT
X-Posted-From: exodus.valpo.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Anyone who has any purity test larger than 500 questions, if you could please
send it to me I would be really appreciative.  1,000 to 100,000 it doesn't
matter.  The bigger the better.

                                                                               
                              Eric W. Vaandering                               
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From: payner@netcom.com (Rich Payne)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 20:08:18 GMT

In article <o-p1Hui7*9@atlantis.psu.edu> barr@pop.psu.edu (David Barr) writes:
>In article <1992Oct3.182103.25549@netcom.com> payner@netcom.com (Rich Payne) writes:
>>In article <7mD3RB1w165w@bluemoon.rn.com> shc@bluemoon.rn.com (n shane chambers) writes:
>>
>>[...]
>>>
>>>heres some thing to think about...
>>>
>>>        At AT&T Bell Labs, Columbus, there is a SUN SPARK lab, with a 
>
>That's "SPARC"
>
>>>laser printer in it.  On the printer is a SUN logo, but if you take it 
>>>off, you find it to be ....guess what.....APPLE!
>>
>>Yeah, I keep a bunch of these things running. Sun now has their own
>>printer BTW, but the SparcPrinter (I think) requires an SBUS slot and
>>it will bog down the older Sparcs, works OK with a SS2 though.
>
>Sun's "own printer" is actually manufactured by Xerox.  The SBus
>is for a card that talks to the printer via a video interface.

Sun makes it's own printer in the same fashion as Apple makes their
printers, neither manufactures them to the best of my knowledge. And
the SBUS is used for anthing a bus can be used for, memory expansion,
frame buffers, serial ports, etc...

>>>....hmm, maybe thats why they can`t get it to talk to the network any 
>>>more?
>>
>>This has me confused, the Apple printers are dumb, they know naught of
>>the network. We hook then to the serial ports of the printserver. If
>>they do not work, then Newsprint is hosed, or whatever.
>
>Newsprint is for SPARCPrinters only.  

Wrong, I have both a Laserwriter I and a II running under Newsprint 1.0,
and it knows several other printers as well. I just configure the Apple
printers as PostScript printers.

>                                       Apple printers are not dumb.

Let me clarify, net problems will not disable the printer per se, the
printserver can still use it, the Laserwriters are -network- dumb. Of
course, if the network goes down, the printer will be of no use as a
network printer. 

>Apple printers have their own PostScript driver.  It's SPARCPrinters
>that are dumb.  They are useless without Newsprint to drive them.
>(Much like NeXT's printers without a NeXT to drive it)

Sparcprinters -are- dumb, but they are much faster than the 9600 baud
Laserwriters. 
 
>--Dave
>-- 
>System Administrator, Population Research Institute    barr@pop.psu.edu
>  "An analogy is like instant coffee: it can wake you up, but it's
>  not the real thing"  -- Peter da Silva

Rich

payner@netcom.com