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From: jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ASCII Picture - Hollywood Producer's Brain
Date: 18 Dec 1992 11:30:57 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: gumby.cs.caltech.edu
Summary: 100x enlargement, actually
Keywords: ASCII, picture, brain, heart, conscience



                          ASCII Picture
                          -------------
                              of a
                            Hollywood
                         Producer's Brain
                       Talent Agent's Heart
                      Attorney's Conscience







                                .






(100x enlargement)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: LIMRICK
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 13:09:42 GMT

In <exuptr.504.0@exu.ericsson.se> exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor) writes:
>In article <1992Dec17.104032.8273@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> (relgov) writes:
>>In article <BzEMJx.G8C@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
>>> In article <1992Dec17.001118.11284@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com> record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com writes:
>>> >In article <BzCvz2.GDw@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>>> >>In <1ghiflINNel4@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_e373@ceres (Matthew Simpkin) writes:
>>> >>
>>> >>>There once was a lady from Ham,
>>> >>>Who wanted to ride on a tram,
>>> >>>When she kissed the conductor,
>>> >>>He turned round and fuc*ed her,
>>> >>>And now she is pushing a pram.
>>> >>
>>> >>There once was a fellow named Matthew
>>> >>Who's spelling was awful but grant you,
>>> >>His rhyme was no better,
>>> >>He forgot a letter,
>>> >>It's limerick, but spell as you want to.
>>> >
>>> >The limerick you wrote, I have read it
>>> >I hope never before you have said it
>>> >For it was not funny
>>> >It can't be worth money
>>> >And what's more, I might add, I DON'T GET IT!!!
>>> 
>>> I pray that you please will stop shouting.
>>> Of verbal goo please cease your spouting.
>>> The subject is wrong,
>>> Been mispelled all along,
>>> Perhaps you are smart, but I'm doubting.
>>> 
>>You guys are extending this thread
>>With lame limericks such that I've read
>>Is this all you've got?
>>It's good I think ... NOT!
>>For me on to the next newsgroup instead.

>Just when I thought it was safe
>To cruise through rec.humor with haste
>Piled up are the poets
>It all stinks and they know it
>But still they keep making the waste.

Your taste is absurd and you know it.
Your rhymes wreak of envy, you show it.
You're jealous a bit,
Of my meter and wit,
When you posted you truly did blow it.

You tell me my prose is a waste.
Like one who likes sex yet is chaste.
Please cease and desist
All critique, I insist!
I'm the limErick God, this must be faced.

I challenge you all to a game
Of poetic joust, it's all the same.
But it's truly more fun,
And surpasses the pun,
This could be like a limErick alt.flame!

But now, in memory of matt,
Let us bow down our heads and our hats,
He mispelled; subject wrong!
But he knew all along,
That a thread was born, imagine that!

   Steve
-- 
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qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: petitc@nuge114.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: Priest and Rabbi
Keywords: Minister, Priest, Rabbi
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 17:15:54 GMT

abryant@AFIT.AF.MIL (Arlene M. Bryant) writes:

>>A protestant minister, a Catholic priest, and a rabbi were discussing
>>the method each used to determine how much of the weekly offering should
>>go toward their own salaries. 

>>The minister said, "I take the offering and toss it up into the air.  The
>>money that falls on the right side of the church I give to God, and that
>>on the left side I keep.  How do you do it, Father?"

>>Counters the priest: "I draw a circle on the floor of the church.  Then I
>>throw the money into the air, and whatever lands inside the circle is God's,
>>and what lands outside is mine. And you, Rabbi?"

>>"Well," says the Rabbi, "It's simple, really.  I throw the money into the
>>air, and whatever God wants, he keeps."

  Actually, I prefer a different clergy joke:

  It seemed that the Pope was dying, and needed a new heart to transplant.
Now, there were a lot of very religious people nearby (a crowd, in fact), so
the Pope said that he would drop a feather into the crowd, and whoever it fell
on would give up his heart.

  So, the feather started to fall.

  And, in the crowd below, you could see everyone saying "Take my heart,
Pope." while blowing upwards with all their might.


-- 
Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
Cynicism is only realism projected into the future.
If your fondest wish is to fly, don't draw up plans for flippers.
From: vxv4@po.CWRU.Edu (Virgilio Velasco)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Politically Correct - PC
Date: 13 Dec 1992 03:47:40 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: vxv4@po.CWRU.Edu (Virgilio Velasco)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, desai@blsouth.bss.com (Hiren Desai) says:

>Q:  WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL OF?
>
>Humor.  PC people take every comment VERY seriously.  We will not accept
>any comment, joke, remark, or anything that sounds like it could be a
>racial or ethnic slur.
>
>Q:  IS THAT ALL THERE IS TO IT?
>
>Yes.  The Politically Correct belief is essentially a recognition that
>people are diversely equal.  We rejoice in this equality by treating
>people differently based on their equal individuality.  Hop aboard the
>bandwagon...  Be PC.  Or you're an intolerant, racist, sexist insensitive
>pig.
>
>
>->  ACADEMIC / CURRICULUM <-
>
>Far East                        -   Asia

Now wait a minute!  Far East != Asia.  Have you forgotten India,
Pakistan, and several areas of the Soviet Disunion that lie on Asia?

I know this was meant as a joke.  Still, thought I'd set the record
straight.  Referring to the Far East as Asia is definitely un-PC.
-- 
    Virgilio "Dean" Velasco Jr., CWRU grad student & roboticist wannabee
		      ** Wise men still seek Christ. ** 
  "Perhaps we would have more power if Engineer Scott  |    My boss is a 
      connected your mouth to a generator, Doctor."    |  Jewish carpenter.
From: ece_0273@bigdog.engr.arizona.edu (Christopher Aguilar)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More Puzzle
Date: 15 Dec 92 01:12:29 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona

In article <1992Dec14.194648.19327@bmerh85.bnr.ca> coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (David Smith) writes:
>Jesus Christ, a Catholic Vampire, a locksmith and a dromedary enter the Chemist's
>one Thursday afternoon to buy a package of Rothman's.  A beautiful young woman
>attempts to get the camel to lay down but fails.  She walks off in a huff.  Jesus 
>asks the clerk for some Rothman's and a 44-piece socket set.  What was the
>color of the pharmacists left elbow?

The pharmacists left elbow is RED.  This is because all pharmacists
stand on a really high platform making them have to look down on the
customer.  The pharmacist had been bending over the counter all day to
help people, so they were red from being rubbed raw.
--
 Christopher Aguilar			Yo camino por la vida,
 ece_0273@bigdog.engr.arizona.edu	   Muy feliz con mi pobresa
 aguilar@life.arizona.edu		Como no tengo dinero,
 LIFE::AGUILAR				   Tengo mucho corazon.
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Just a Thought...
Date: 17 Dec 92 11:20:12 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <BzDnJG.Frp@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, mrynders@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu
(Maurice Rynders) writes:
>In article <76922@hydra.gatech.EDU> gt2841c@prism.gatech.EDU (gt2841c) writes:
>>
>>
>>I think a better cigarette warning label would be
>>
>>"Use of this product has been shown to cause cancer. The manufacturer
>>does not accept liability for any disease, illness, or other health
>>problem arising from the use of this product."
>>
>>..Or something like that. Comments? Please post them, don't clog up
>>my mbox :-/
>How about:
>
>"Stopping with smoking now forces us to sell even more cigarettes in
>South and East Asia, as well as in other less industrialized parts of
>the world, because we MUST get that buck, independent of whose health is
>at stake." ?

So, what is your fucking point?  Why is it that smokers and smoking companies
are automatically considered evil, why I'd never have got through finals if it
weren't for my marlboros.  And if lung cancer is good enough for me why I'd
think these people in asia would just want to be begging us to give them lung
cancer.

>
>MCR
>
>>-Koushik
>
-- 
my name is mike and i'm a .sig-a-holic, i have been virtually .sig free for
ten days now, my life is so much clearer, i pledge to do my best to never
have a long .sig again.  i don't need one because i'm good enough, i'm smart
enough and god darnit, people like me.  ob info: mlsa@lehigh.edu, mike
sherman phone# 758-0207 disclaimer, we don't neeeed no steeenking disclaimer.
From: edquist@eng.umd.edu (Karl T. Edquist)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Turn down lines
Date: 17 Dec 92 18:24:08 GMT
Organization: College of Engineering, Maryversity von Uniland, College Park
Originator: edquist@valkyrie.eng.umd.edu


In article <1992Dec16.121844.1166@csd.uwe.ac.uk>, pa_ross@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Mr Rossy) writes:
>How about :-
>
>	"I'd like to screw your brains out,
>	 but some one has already beaten me to it !"
>
>					 Paul
>					=----=
>
>XC


For a guy:

	"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: petitc@nuge111.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: COnfucius sayings....
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 16:53:54 GMT

gk@castle.ed.ac.uk (G Kerr) writes:

>In article <1992Dec15.204809.2588@cs.wayne.edu> tas@nausica.cs.wayne.edu (Rajesh Sashital) writes:
>>Can somebody please mail me a complete list of Confucius sayings or
>>a place where I can ftp it from?
>>
>>Thanks. Appreciate it.
>>
>>Rajesh

>Me too please.....

 Me three.
-- 
Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
Cynicism is only realism projected into the future.
If your fondest wish is to fly, don't draw up plans for flippers.
From: sringrose@galaxy.gov.bc.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: AGGIE
Date: 17 Dec 92 09:27:42 -0800
Organization: BC Systems Corporation



> 
> No Scott, that would be a B.S. ('89) and an M.S. ('92) with a major you probably can't spell, beanbrain.
> 
> Sorry everyone, sometimes I get touchy!
> 
> Meredith Denton
> Amoco Production Company
> Houston, Texas

   How very U of you - whatsa matter Mary, having a bad hair day?
   >
From: stannaee@eee.bham.ac.uk (Mr. Eric E. Stannard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Cucumbers better than ....
Date: 20 Dec 1992 09:07:41 GMT
Organization: The University of Birmingham, England
NNTP-Posting-Host: dunagiri.eee.bham.ac.uk
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dlaro@lonestar.utsa.edu (David O. Laro)
Subject: Re: AGGIE
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 13:11:10 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.224022.16960@ncsu.edu> srmaygar@eos.ncsu.edu (STEVEN RICHARD MAYGAR) writes:
>
>>        Please excuse my ignorance, but who or what is an Aggie?
>
>
>An Aggie is a student or a person who goes or went to Texas A&M University.  In
>Texas, many people pick on Texas A&M as a laughing stock.
>
>Stallion
>
>Because they are!!
>
>GO NCSU!!


The previous line is the obHumor portion of this post, right?

And, by the way, another reason people use Aggies as laughingstock is because
they have broad shoulders and a winning football team.  Unbeaten this season.
Going to play Notre Dame in the Cotton Bowl...   oh well, GO NCSU.  they may
need all the encouragement they can get.  Broad shoulders, donchasee? :-)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: frf@xocolatl.com (Rob Faulds)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,soc.culture.usa
Subject: Re: Tongue oil, psorosis, and antidotal evidence
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 01:02:45 PST
Reply-To: frf@xocolatl.com
Organization: Amethyst Systems, Fremont, CA

	Fork yew and you're spellleng airrors

	Anyone with a full page .sig should be forced to spellcheck all
of uesnet for the rest of their meaningless existence!

-> 
-> 
->                          -30-
-> 
-> =============================================================================
-> William Crosmun
-> crosmun@dg-rtp.dg.com
-> 
-> =============================================================================
-> "The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and
->  act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it."
-> 			  
->                                       P.J. O'Rourke - A Parliament of Whores
-> 
-> =============================================================================
-> "By the way, Romans executed homosexuals in their military. I don't think 
->  it was a common practice among the Roman Citizenry. Greeks have always
->  liked it though, maybe that is why the Romans conquered the Greeks? That's
->  it! The Greeks fell because of homosexuality! The Romans because of
->  Christianity.  The Americans will because of stupidity!"
-> 
->                                       jim shirreffs - 1992
-> 
-> =============================================================================



--
frf@xocolatl.com	"Money goes out the door when love comes innuendo"
frf@m-net.ann-arbor.mi.us   		"Grocho Marx"
--
From: x92paszek@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: POLISH ASCII'S! READ! RESPOND! LAUGH!
Date: 16 Dec 92 12:07:59 EST
Keywords: polish ascii
Organization: Western Michigan University

In article <1992Dec16.024719.13076@bsu-ucs>, 00jlrushton@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
> This is the polish ASCII!!!!!
> 
> 
> *  star
> 
> ----> spear
> 
> $ money
> 
> ########################## a stick
> 
> duytr8y4827   james bond
> 
> :HYYTG&G
> dsdferf
> dsd
>                     a cow under a tree!
> 
> 
> 
>   ) 0
>    ; 
>  0000                  george washington on a invisible ship!
> 
> 
> 
> 0 0
>                          casper the ghost
> 
> 
> 
>           ?              a dead person
> 
> 
> 
> 
> mona lisa                  the mona lisa
> 
> 
> please kill a tree today!
> Take all the beer bottles off the wall now!
> 
> signed,
> stimpi




geez that was stupid!!!!!!!!!!11
From: spetter@photon.swdc.stratus.com (Scott Spetter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jesus Jewish?
Date: 11 Dec 92 20:51:28 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc., San Jose, CA


Old ... but (IMHO) still funny ......

A Jewish woman, eyes full of tears, prayed to God.
"Dear Lord, help me please.  My son has decided to become a 
Christian."

Lightning flashed, and suddenly, the women heard the voice
of God.  Amazed, she listened.

"Wish I could you .... but I'm having the same problem with
MY kid"
From: emstewar@unix.amherst.edu (EMILY MAUREEN STEWART)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: baby jokes if u please.
Date: 13 Dec 92 20:34:25 GMT
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]

What's red and squirms in the corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.

How do you make a dead baby float?
One scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
From: gjs@aber.ac.uk (Gary John Salter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Elephant Jokes
Date: 18 Dec 92 12:46:55 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth


one you forgot.

What do you do if you see a herd of elephants coming over the hill?

swim for your life!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bsmith@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au (Brian Smith)
Subject: International Posturing
Summary: old gag
Organization: Monash University, Caulfield Campus
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 02:04:38 GMT

This joke sprang to mind a couple of days ago.  Can't remember where I heard it.

"A few years back the Soviets (remember them ?!) wanted to humiliate their
hated foes, the capitalist swine Americans.  What was the best way to humiliate
them ?  They decided to intimidate the Americans by ordering two million condoms
, all between nine and eleven inches long.

The foreman of the Texas company that received the order saved the Free World
by stamping "MEDIUM" on the shipping crates !"

Well....I laughed.
-- 
Brian Smith                          | Macintosh - Like a computer, only slower
bsmith@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au        | "Dwayne Dibbley ?!" - Cat. RD V Ep 6
MilliHelen: The amount of feminine   | "This is my theory and what it is too. 
 beauty required to launch one ship. |  And it's mine. "  Ann Elk.  MPFC
From: st1ns@jane.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Undocumented Assembly
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:58:00 GMT
Organization: University of Houston
NNTP-Posting-Host: jane.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <0HTwVB4w165w@quest.UUCP>, srhqla!quest!kdq writes...
>jopi@stekt.oulu.fi (Jouko Valta) writes:
> 
>> 	Undocumented Assembler Commands:
> 
>    You forgot BEO (Branch and Execute Operator), and RDI (Reverse Disk
>Immediate).
> 

And BFAZ (Branch to False Assumption on Zero-length input.)



  My wife went to Harvard and all I got was this lousy .sig!
      Russ Ault, aka st1ns@jetson.uh.edu 
      (For the moment, anyway.  I reserve the right to
       polymorph myself into something more formidable.)
From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: Asian Jokes
Date: 16 Dec 92 11:48:42 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <626@blue.cis.pitt.edu>, babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon) writes:
> 
> How come someone posted pages and pages of
> indian and african jokes, but I can only think of 
> three asian jokes ?
> 
> 1 - ... erection day ...
> 2 - ... dental floss for blindfold ...
> 3 - ... koreans in a hockey game goto a corner and open a store ...
> 
> Come on, we are humans too. And with the asia bashing in america,
> there must have been loads of jokes made recently.
> 
> Please post here or email me.
> 
> - jon
> 
> OBbs:   Quantum Mechanics do it with certainty
-- 

Not a joke but a true story.

When I was a sailor stationed in Japan, I was in a restaurant and ordered
what I thought was noodle soup, "Ososo, Dozo." The waitress giggled and
ran away. The manager/owner came back and I explained that I wanted a bowl
of noodle soup. He said that what I wanted was Osoba. He further explained
that I had asked for the waitress' most honorable pussy! 

oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo     Binary 4s all around.  And a "bit-bird" to you too!     oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis (nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu)    oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dweldy@digirolamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Dennis E Weldy)
Subject: Re: Test
Keywords: None
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: 20 Dec 92 06:25:45 GMT

gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman) writes:

>In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
>This is starting to make me snore.
I have seen this all before.
From: st1ns@elroy.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More Puzzle
Date: 17 Dec 1992 20:53 CST
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: elroy.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <1992Dec14.194648.19327@bmerh85.bnr.ca>, coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (David Smith) writes...
>Jesus Christ, a Catholic Vampire, a locksmith and a dromedary enter the Chemist's
>one Thursday afternoon to buy a package of Rothman's.  A beautiful young woman
>attempts to get the camel to lay down but fails.  She walks off in a huff.  Jesus 
>asks the clerk for some Rothman's and a 44-piece socket set.  What was the
>color of the pharmacists left elbow?
> 

What, pray tell, is in a package of Rothman's (or is it the same thing that the 
Scotsman, having obtained an estimate earlier, returned to have repaired following
the vote to that effect by the regiment?)


  My wife went to Harvard and all I got was this lousy .sig!
      Russ Ault, aka st1ns@jetson.uh.edu 
      (For the moment, anyway.  I reserve the right to
       polymorph myself into something more formidable.)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather)
Subject: Re: West Virginia
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:30:07 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.012351.7561@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> sdt8s@curry.edschool.Virginia.EDU (Steve Tilson) writes:
>If Virginia is for lovers, West Virginia is for cousins.
>--
>========================================================================
>Why these nightmares? Why this sky?            Steve Tilson
>This long road. This empty room.               sdt8s@virginia.edu
>========================================================================

As Al Bundy says, "Nothing spells lovin' like marrying your cousin!"

Heather MacLeod                      "Diaper go down the hole!"
macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca                "Plucky go down the hole!"
Wilfrid Laurier University           "Water go down the hole!"
Waterloo, Ontario                    Plucky, Tiny Toon Adventures
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bumper Stickers
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 15:31:46 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach) writes:
> > > Here's some bumper stickers I remember that were pretty good.
> > > 

I like the permutations on Perot bumper stickers.
ROT
VOTE ROTE
PEE
PEE ROT
ROTOVOTE
etc.

--                    
INTERNET:  tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)
Subject: Re: Roadkill Grill Menu (truly disgusting)
Reply-To: al@escom.COM (Al Donaldson)
Organization: ESCOM Corp., Oakton VA (USA)
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 03:25:45 GMT

tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
>There used to be a restaurant, I think it was in Torrance, California,
>that served soup in bedpans.  It was across from Sisters of Mercy
>Hospital, I believe.

So did you ever try their spit-pee soup?
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