HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: OFSA
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 20:51:04 -0500

S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( Christy! ) asks cheerfully:

>Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
>seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
>
>Christy!

Hi Christy! I'm old to this group. Since you are new I thought I would
check YOU out! Room for another new face...mais oui, mademoiselle.
Welcome to alt.romance.chat...the Land of the Goddess of Romance.
WAnna mess around?

*hug*

Steve
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 16:13:24 MST
From: <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello
 <1992Apr14.123056@IASTATE.EDU>

Dave comments:
>In article <9204141417.AA23205@nettlerash.berkeley.edu>, gmead@CRNVMA.CERN.CH
>(Geoff Mead) writes:
>> [Ender maliciously, viciously, and just downright nastily attacks an
>> (un)suspecting newcomer]
>Don't let Ender fool you.  Most of us are honorable people.  We wouldn't
>attack
>an unsuspecting newcomer anyway.  But, since you're no longer new...
>[Dave pulls out a chocolate pie from his pocket and smacks Geoff in the face
>with it.  Then he runs away, knowing that there will be more to come.]
>> okay, okay... i guess i should've expected something like that to happen.
>> my spirits, however, have not been dampened.

Count on it perpetually... always be on the lookout for food coming your dir-
ection... *with a big grin on his face, Chris whips out the remains of his
Jell-O (tm) from Food Fight III, and summarily dumps it over Geoff's head*
Now, see... you weren't watching. :-)

>Your body, on the other hand.... :-)
>> as for the SuperSoaker 200... is that patented? (or was it a pa'ent gun?)
>> oh, and Ender... that wasn't a .sig - my .sig would not be completely
>> appropriate to this group. but then again, what is?
>Why?  What is your sig?

Yeah, I'm curious too!

With that, welcome aboard Geoff!  Glad to see ya'!
---
Christopher Vacano         *  "The principles of lust are easy to understand:
Industrial Design          *  do what you feel... feel until the end."
Arizona State U.           *                            -- Enigma
AUCHV@ASUVM.INRE.ASU.EDU   *_________________________________________________
ARC: F1/2PBftSotRFAaOD/MCttRFA... Rogue. BabyBro to Clare, Kristiina and Eric
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 21:13:01 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.190330.26108@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>Lee challenges  (AGAIN?!) :
>>From article <1992Apr6.022239.972@uunet.uu.net>, by ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh):
>>
>>--and I was hoping there wouldn't have to be any duels at the BeachChat in
>>the defense of this angelic woman's honor...  
>                     
>You're calling me angelic after the week we spent together?  I don't get it.

Sorry, Lee, I gotta back her on this one.  Sweet, yes.  Warm, yes.  A barrel
of fun, yes.  Angelic, sorry, we've all heard the stories...

>>> 'Chelle's a very nice person...  even if we DID drive her friends away...
>>> heh heh heh heh heh...  }=>
>>
>>...leaving her at the mercy of your evil whims!  I've seen this
>>strategy before.
>
>Seen it, hell!  I'll bet you've USED it before!!

Of course, he's Male(tm)!

>>That does it!!!!
>>
>>Shall we say:  Pistols at Dawn?
>
>We can say it... I don't know what it means...

Why pistols, and who is this dawn person you keep mentioning.  I don't think
she is who you think she is...

>>Does thou accept?
>
>As long as it stays with whipped cream dispensers, I think I can handle this. 
>But I've seen the wall decorations of SteveM's apartment... I do't think you
>want to get any more technical than that.  And beware of Blade's
>TerminatorWaterGun.

Oh, come now 'Chelle.  We only have a FEW swords, and a bardiche, and a few
knives, and...

And then there's the decorations on the walls of my room... but you never
saw those... ;-)

>'Chelle
>LJG's Little Jalapeno
>Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
>      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
>                       Or is it madness?
>                                         -- Melissa Etheridge

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Wednesday, 8 Apr 1992 16:05:34 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Spring break
 <1992Apr7.224641.20485@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>

In article <1992Apr7.224641.20485@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>,
velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) says:
>
>Scott peruses:
>
>>**  So just what were you and Lisa talking and giggling about.  You two
>>**  weren't telling only slightly humerous stories about the way Lee and I
>>**  act and comparing them to find similarities and the such like.
>>
>>**  'Chelle:  It's kinda like when Lee does this.
>>**  Lisa Mae:  Scott does the same thing when he...
>>**  *giggles*
>'Chelle:
>Well, in a way... we weren't really comparing, just commenting on how nice it
>is to have someone to walk behind.  Right Lisa?
    Okay, I'll say Right.  But, it is nicer to walk beside him (keeps his
tush within easy reach...*goose* and then there are those all important
tickle wars.) *grin*
>
Ariel
ps. The goose in question is not a real goose (pinching, bruising, etc. type
thing).  But, a squeeze involving the backside.
  Try it sometime, makes a man blush at least four shades of red if done in
a public place. *grin*
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin & GRW Questions
Date: 7 Apr 92 17:36:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr7.173622.20882
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr7.005753.4199@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>>Hi Erin!!   You say you're ready for the next question. Okay.
>>	"When one door of happiness closes,
>>         another opens; but often we look so
>>         long at the closed door that we do not
>>         see the one which has been opened for us."
>>What are your ideas on this statement??  Thank you Erin.
>Erin responds:
>I think the answer to this,is most of us don't like change in something
>we are comfortable with.  I think that might be the most of the
>answer.  I look for stability, and when I find it, I will never let it
>go without a fight.  We keep looking to the old, for it is stability.
>The new open door is something we have had little time to learn, and
>there might be the chance of loss of the new door, and problems that
>could occur from it.  There...  Is that a good one?  More Questions?

I think I follow what you are saying here.... Let's see if I 
can reiterate a little bit....  It is quite 
true that "New Ways" are very difficult to become relaxed with.
We are used to Old Ways and it is very difficult to get rid of
old ways and learn new ones comfortably.... It all takes time. 
Your other points are good too, about the unknowing lying 
beyond the new door....  etc.

My *Own* view on this statement is as follows.  Many times in my life
I have experienced much happiness, then something has occurred
and that happiness is no longer there in my life.  This happiness
"door" may have shut because of my own doings or otherwise....
I have often let myself dwell for way tooo long on what *I* did
wrong to cause the door of happiness to close, instead of looking
for ways to grow, and thusly, thru growing from within myself, 
the new open door to happiness appears before me and with much
welcome for I am then ready to face what lies beyond the door.

Does anyone else have any further thoughts to add to this??

Erin, I will give you another question soon.... **Big Hug**

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: get to the point
Date: 6 Apr 92 16:05:03 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92097.120503RJD118
 <1992Apr6.142144.28366@csd.brispoly.ac.uk>
Organization: Penn State University

If we tie the dude down, glue him, then sprinkle the DUST <tone of awe>
on him....how could he stand it? I got a good shot of it for this weekend,
and I have been bouncing off the walls!!! But if he can't move...AAAHHH,
the AGONY/ECSTASY!!!! <Pain and pleasure....s&m...are we into that stuff
here? I hope so....:) ...>
As an alternative...if he doesn't a)shape up; or b)ship out; then how about
c) We hunt his ass down and make him stop filling this line with worthless
crap! I will provide the weapons (Axes, chainsaws, leather riding crops,
whips, lariats, knives, swords...)   :)
Course, we are NiceGuys here...I guess...:)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
I_________________________I         Redneck!    The Official Lumberjack
I\***********************/I                     and Woodgatherer of the
                                                          RFA
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar)
Subject: Re: get to the point
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 13:08:37 GMT

In article <1992Apr4.191528.28993@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) writes:
>From article <dglue.702221420@sun23>, by dglue@autelca.ascom.ch (David Glue):
>> 
>> Forget the rest.
>> Have sex with the best.
>> The dick of Dave Glue,
>> Is waiting for you.
>> 
>[line deleted]
>> 		    Dave "Boy" Glue.
>
>Oh, this poor innocent soul...  
>
>Blade, Rip, Steve, AJ, Scott, Chris, Paul....  Should we incinerate
>this individual or provide an example of gentlemanly restraint and
>thus enlighten him as to the ways of ARC?  
>
>I'm taking votes...
>
>Lee
>AKA GreatOmnipotentGodInLeather.
>
>
>-- 
>Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
>Usenet:   {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or  uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
>Internet: lgroves@noao.edu         SPAN/HEPNET:  draco::lgroves
>Phonenet: 602-325-9357


Normally, I would say frag the jerk.  But this is a friendly group,
full of GenerousCaringForgiving(tinamarie) persons.  I say we give
him two options:  take a hefty dose of GoldenMagiqueRomanticDust, 
or get the bum's rush from the HeftyHunks.

Andy the Otherwise Untitled.
-- 
Andy Crerar                     crerar@uunet.uu.net
CS Administrative Asst.         uunet!crerar
From: GMEAD@CERNVM.BITNET (Geoff Mead)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello!?
Date: 16 Apr 92 18:45:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: nettlera.9204161744.AA05795
X-Unparsable-Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 15:28:37 SET

[dave reckons he didn't contradict himself, then proves that there's no
logic to events around here]

sorry to have to correct you, dave, but you most definitely DID contradict
yourself. though i must admit (must i?) that the definition of "new" does
give you a loophole in the regulations... :)

what exactly is hounourable about attacking (yes, attacking) a poor (yup),
innocent (maybe), defenceless (probably not), happy (ha ha ha wheeee)
person (nope)? well? where's the "honour" in that?

okay, so many of the people here are honourable - they didn't attack poor me.
yet :)

oh yeah, how come YOU ended up with all the female company?? i think the
script needs re-writing...

geoff
errr.... hmmm... weeeelll, i dunno...
"it gets lonely on a table for two, laughing on your own can be no fun,
even people that are talking to you, remind that you're really with noone.."
*sniff* *grin*                                                         -SQ
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 15:52:10 MST
From: <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...

Christy introduces herself:
>Well, at least the "new" part was right!

C'mon!!! Don't sell yourself short... I bet the crowd part was right, too!
*big patented DumbButGenerallyConfidentandHappybutnotLikeDanQuayle Grin*

>Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
>seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??

Things are *not* alwasy as they seem, so let me tell you right now that this
group is not *pretty* cool... it's *tres* cool!!!

Now, to address various other issues raised in the thousands of other welcomes
you've received *smile*... I just want to go on the record as being the first
guy to welcome you aboard without flirting with or throwing food at you...
at least until further notice *wicked grin*.  It's nice to have somebody new
to pick on-- er, I mean talk too... yeah, that's it!!!  So with that, I say
to you, "Welcome aboard... and enjoy!!!"

*big nethug*

Laters!
---
Christopher Vacano         *  "The principles of lust are easy to understand:
Industrial Design          *  do what you feel... feel until the end."
Arizona State U.           *                            -- Enigma
AUCHV@ASUVM.INRE.ASU.EDU   *_________________________________________________
ARC: F1/2PBftSotRFAaOD/MCttRFA... Rogue. BabyBro to Clare, Kristiina and Eric
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Hello again!
Date: 13 Apr 92 21:54:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr13.215455.18201
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr12.185903@IASTATE.EDU> picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) writes:
>> Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
>> President of the Romantic Fire Association
>  ^^^^^^^^^
>Wow!   A lot has happened since I left!  Now I guess I'm the official masseuse
>to the President of the RFA (unless, of course, Lis, I'm laid off. :-)


Hey, Cool Man, Cool!!  My Excellent Masseuse has returned for
a while!!   **Lis give Dave a Big Hug**  and Of course you're
still my masseuse!!  Haven't found anyone at all who does it
as good as you do....     :-)  Don't forget to add that to your
.sig!!  **HUG**


>I just have to say I'm back, but I won't be posting as much as I did in the
>past.  My time constraints are still there, but I missed you guys (and
>especially the gals! :-) too much to stay away.  I will be leaving (graduating

We missed you too, Dave!!   **Miss You Hugg and Soft Kiss**


>> p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
>>       the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
>
>I just love reading this every time you post, Lis, because it's Sooo true!

Thank You Dave.... I promise to never change it just for you. |)


>*hugs* *kisses* to everybody (and thanks Lis and Paul, for writing me and
>bidding me good-bye.  As for the rest, well, I'll assume you were all busy. :-)


Hey, Well, Welcome Back Dave!!  **Lis does a Dance of Joy**
I'm Soooooooooooooo glad you're back.. You might have to work
a little over time this week, hope you don't mind.  ;)   ;)

**Hugs and Smiles**

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 09:11:54 -0500

picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)

>I'm sure they'll do an admirable job, too.  You couldn't be in better hands. 
>(Well, I can think of some, but I promised.  :-)  The secretaries and the Prez
>are very wise. You would do well to listen to them.  (So, Julie, have I earned
>any Brownie points yet? :-)
> 
Not bad, Dave.  Haven't seen a soft soap job like that since yesterday when
Erin tried to tell Steven that he looked 27....he wanted to borrow some 
software...it worked...Some men are just pushovers...


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

__________________________________________________________________________
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Date: 17 Apr 92 15:59:14 GMT
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA

In article <92107.025015AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:
>... Chris whips out a big tub of melted Ben &
>Jerry's, and squeezes it until it explodes... covering everyone -- especially
>him... oh laides *wicked grin* -- with a coating of the rich creamy, melted
>ice cream (Chunky Monkey, if I'm not mistaken)...

Mmmmmmm, I love Chunky Monkey--anyone need to get cleaned up? ;-)
There's a local ice cream store that has ice cream even better than
B&J's, though--actually, there may be two of them. :-) Matter of
opinion.... :-) Wish I could get some down to the BeachChat, but it
would never make it. :-)
--------------------
"We all scream for ice cream!"
-- 
Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Masseur to the _rest_ of the RFA :-)
Sarek@world.std.com
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:54:47 GMT

In article <14APR199211163482@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu>, 8888cc19@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (Good
Witch of the Silicon Forest) writes:
>  Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes...
> >Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
> > 
> >>Hi Christy! I'm old to this group. Since you are new I thought I would
> >>check YOU out! Room for another new face...mais oui, mademoiselle.
> >>Welcome to alt.romance.chat...the Land of the Goddess of Romance.
> >>WAnna mess around?
> > 
> >Don't freak, Christy, he asks all the new women to a.r.c. that question.
> >Funny, I don't remember being asked that when I arrived here....hummmmmm....
> > 
> 	
> 	Me either....:(

Me neither.
Whap!!!!*  Stop it, Dave!   (Sorry, I couldn't resist)  (And don't say that I
should have! :-) 
So, Steve, how do you answer all these ladies?  (I can just imagine! :-)
And do I get one too?  *sly wink*

Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Erin - URGENT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 13:43:36 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.150022@IASTATE.EDU> picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.140830.23800@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, Erin Anderson
><erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>> >sessions.  Of course, I'm not commenting on Erin's stuff, since I have
>> >absolutely no idea about what's going on!  (God, I've got some catching up
>to
>> >do! :-)
>> 
>> 	Quick Summary...  Lis is my babe.  The End.  :)  How's that?

>Dave:
>I see.  I guess we're going to have to fight this out.  Put up your dukes!
>[Erin raises his fists and is met with a pecan pie in the face]
>Hah!  First hit!  :-)
>Come on, GRW, let's you and me blow this popstand.

Oh, but Dave.... Look at Erin, and I just *love* pecan pie....
Sorry Dave, I'm gonna .... *Lis walks over to Erin and begins
licking the Pie off of him*   Yum!!  "Hi, Erin!" :)  *hug*

                  Happy Birthday, Erin!!

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association
who is celebrating Erin's Bday 
(even tho she is 2 hours away)
"I'll have another Cutter's please!!"  "CHEERS, ERIN!!" |)

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
      and Helping Celebrate a Great Friend's 21st Bday!!
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 16:22:32 GMT

>Oh, a DUEL! How utterly romantic!! How tremendously....hilarious!!! Anyone
>else out there wanna pick a fight, so's I can duel with somebody too?  :)
>I'll challenge anybody!!! I'm not Proud!!!  :)

> Redneck!    The Official Lumberjack

oh OH ME ME! Oh ME!

Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzze Me !

I am young in the ways of the force, though, you might have to teach me
how to duel... It is beeg and scary...

Blade
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 14:37:04 GMT

velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
] smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield) writes:
] >diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
] >>] 
] >>] What should they wear?   How about as little as possible....
] >>] Tight Speedos or something....   :-)~
] >>
] >>tight WHITE spandex, of course...
] >
] >Oh, please.  You're just looking for an excuse to hold a wet spandex contest.
] 
] Yeah?  Is there a problem?  *grin*

Pssst, 'Chelle - remember, these are MEN - they're supposed
to think we're too dumb to know what we're doing, so when
we ask them to do something like this they'll go along with
it because "it's so *cuuute*"...

Yeah, Right...*chortle*

8-)

CatWoman
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Spring break
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:30:17
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
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	<92093.185829AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
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NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET's message of 8 Apr 92 18:31:54 GMT

Ariel fakes innocence:
>LF teases:
>>Of course, what *she* did to *us* is a CloselyGuardedSecret, unless
>>she chooses to TellAll...
>   Oh, Lexi you must have been day dreaming.  I did nothing to you.
>nothing at all. *grin* *innocent angelic smile*

Wellllllll, you're right.  [LF whispers to Audience:] And she has a
*great* definition for "nothing".  <LustyGrin>

>>  Co-Hatcher (With Badger) Of Devious Plans For Ariel
>   What? Now you are helping him also????  Okay, well see what you guys
>can Hatch up.

Well, given that all we've got on hand are ostrich eggs...say Badger,
where did we leave the incubator?

LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
  Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland and DirtyMindedApe
  SecondBro to Rip, 'Chelle and HotDi, SpiritualBro to Lis
  'Chelle's Bouncer, Plucked From Retirement
  BackupLeatherGod and LexiTerminator
  GOGIL/DeepFUDJE's Second in Challenge II
  "I stick my head in the sand for no one!"
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude)
Subject: get to the point
Organization: WHAT?
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 15:42:14 GMT

In article <dglue.702221420@sun23> dglue@autelca.ascom.ch (David Glue) writes:
>
>Anybody out there fancy a f*&k?
>
>		    Dave "Boy" Glue.

(SexySec calls Puter over) "Look at this note! It's a mess!"
"No wonder. SexySec. It's from a guy/boy/man/dude/male with a last
name of 'Glue'. That's why it has all that sticky stuff on it!" :)
--
Puter		puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com		Go UofL Cardinals!