From: thall@ducvax.auburn.edu (Teresa Hall)
Subject: Re: ATWT: What's up?
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Organization: Auburn University--Auburn, AL
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 16:15:00 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.141329.7076@walter.bellcore.com>, semele@oscar.bellcore.com (Semele Halkedis) writes...
>Happy New Year!!  Hope you all have a healthy and happy 1993.
> 
>We just got back last night.  I'm actually awake at my desk first thing in the
>morning (this rarely occurs - it usually takes me till lunch to wake up)
>because my body thinks we're still in London.

  Welcome back!! Now I know how to be alert in the am. . .
> 
>Now - on to the important stuff.  What's been happening in Yuckdale?
>Would some kind soul give me a quick rundown of the past two weeks?
>Please?  I'll be your best friend . . .
> 
  Very little, probably.  (Don't remember exactly when things happened,
  but especially between Christmas and New Years was S L O W...

>A few questions:
> 
>Who is Cynthia?
  A very pretty blonde person involved in some way with Royce.  He
  talks to her over the phone, says he loves her, wishes he could
  holiday with her, lies about the conversations with her to Easy,
  but we have no relationship explained as of yet.  Our local guess
  is that she is Royce's sister, and they are Juicy's half-sibs.

>Where is Chilly?
  Fired, thank goodness.  After Iva et al told her the truth about
  Error, she freaked and turned on both moms.  Then Hold'em asked
  for a divorce.  She asked him to run away with her and start 
  fresh somewhere else, but he told her his life was in yuckdale
  now.  So she had Angel drive her to the airport where she took
  a commuter flight to OHare en route to parts unknown. Juicy has
  sicced her private detectives on her, and they will undoubtably
  find her as soon as Douggie decides who should replace Heather
  Ratray.  Rumour has it they are talking to Martha Byrne.

>Did someone say Kirk and Babs went on a date?
  Well, he invited her to dinner and she went.  Just two pals
  swapping heartache for now, but you know they will have to link
  Babs with someone before Hal returns from the dead.

>Is Pall staying for good?
  Nope, already gone back to Zurich after telling Evan that he
  wouldn't return to M&A as long as Evan the Sleaze was on staff
  cause of what he did to Courtmenomore.

>Is Frantic gone?
  Yes, yes, hip hip hooray.  She and SaBrit are off to Montega.

>What were the results of Cargo's PCM test?
  Negative.

>Does Holdem know about Error?
  No.

>Has DuhHutch kissed Rosehand yet?  (I'm going to be really annoyed if
> I missed this.)
  I think only in fantasy, but others who are more into this storyline
  will answer more definitively.  They did have a long talk about their
  attraction for one another, but Rosehand pointed out it would be hard
  to get to know one another better with PsychoDebbie  hanging around.
  Next thing you know, Rosehand and GetEvan are kissing in hayloft, and
  PsychoDeb runs to tell Hutch, embellishing enough to make it sound
  like they imitating some of the kinkier linen closet initiation
  rituals. . .

>Is anyone in Yuckdale still talking to Lucy?
  Lessee, Matthew, Jane and Ambrosia, her secretary, and Neal.
> 
>I hope everyone enjoyed the holidays.
> 
  Absolutely!!  Happy New Year!
>GGG
>-- 

  MomTeresa
  Auburn
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