HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: AKA
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 00:35:41 GMT

}>>>>>>Someone please let me in on this aka thing.
}>>>>>>(NO, I dont have a sense of homur.bork.bork.bork)
}>>>>>Okay. You're in on it.
}>>>>>Jesam aka Never too busy to be cryptic for the uninitiated
}>>>>BTW... Who gave this Jim bloke an aka licence... He's misusing it!
}>>>Chris aka Aka Police, and we're going to have to take you in for that...
}>>SIOnm... Read 'im the charges, constable... Using copywronged
}>>     anagrams and shifts of aka, distributing unlicenced akas, being, 
}>>     being cryptinc for the initiated, no poofters, 42, splunge, and
}>>     don't sleep in the subway. (Mrs.)
}>Ratboy...Arroit, SIOnm, we're going to have to take you in for that...
}>      You did wrongfully and with intent impersonate an non-silly person,
}>      confuse the readers (Hello, all) by mixing your name around,
}>      post without using the proper aka, and for that little bit you have
}>      over in Luton that you won't give me a share...and after all I've
}>      done for you...(Rodent)
}ISnmo? Well in that case, before I go off to S. Africa, I'm going to
}       hae to order A Mr. Ratboy to be hanged by the neck until
}       not-quite-dead, then left in alt.talk.serious for about 2
}       hours. I also decree that Tia Chapelle be taken from this
}       place, and brought around to my place with a large pair of
}       elastic belly-wongers. (And James be hit a lot, just for
}       fun)
Jester well, hell, I'm sitting here watching root flex its evil weapons
	and i considered haveing them profilate a mail bomb throughout
	the entire western world. so don't piss me off bucko's


-- 
	 Two thousand years have passed since bold Priam said,
        "Don't open the gates, who the hell needs a wooden horse
                that size?"
        -Shawn O' Shaun from Woody Allen's "Irish Genius"
From: angelai@wam.umd.edu (Angela I.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Who are they???
Date: 30 Aug 92 06:53:01 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park

In article <1992Aug30.034434.8739@newscan.canada.sun.com> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>
>bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) writes:
>> |> Angela Bruce I. with three buttocks and a brain that's larger than a penguin's.
>> I Michael am . How big is a penguin's buttock by the way?
>
>Half the size of its bum.
>(taa-daaaaa! <cymbal>)
>

One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I nominate this group to be renamed...
Date: 27 Aug 92 17:29:58 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <5865@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-) writes:

>In article <1992Aug23.041257.14431@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>|> Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) boggles:
>|> 
>|> >Something like alt.juvenile.stupid.useless.cascade seems about right to me.
>|> 
>|> Noooooo nononono.  It *SHOULD* be alt.silly.silly.siller.silliest.fans.of.
>|> them.monty.python.type.dudes.wot.'ave.nuffin.better.to.do.than.post.things.
>|> such.as.this !
>|> 
>|> Meetch aka Glad to help clear things up.

>Noo nooooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>It's obvious that it should be something like:


>alt.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.sp
>m.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam

SHUT UP!!!

bloody Michaels ...

>or

>alt.nudge.nudge.wink.wink


>Michael aka NOT  ratboy 
>         aka Michael the turd 
majEs aka NOT the jester
	aka James the Same J
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Splunge?
Keywords: Numatic.
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 01:24:19 GMT


Um... I'm getting pissed off with some of these requests.
Will I do a python FAQ? These peeps r disturbing me.
Well, I'm just glad I'm ot etting pissed on by these requesters.

MNSio
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: an arguement
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 14:12:04 GMT

In <27AUG199223190246@zeus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>No it isn't.

>{DING} Thank you.
Oh yes it was... erm.. eh ?

>Ratboy aka But that was never five minutes just now...
Meetch aka I'm sorry but I can't argue with you any more unless you've paid!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brein@gpvax.jpl.nasa.gov (Barry Rein)
Subject: John Cleese sex life rumours?!
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: JPL
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 16:09:07 GMT

One of the British tabloids is being sued for libel by John Cleese over
rumours they printed about his sex life.  What were the dastardly lies they
printed?


******************************************
*       Barry Rein                       *
*       brein@dsfvax.jpl.nasa.gov        *
******************************************
*       No clever comment.               *
******************************************
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: guest@dhhalden.no (.GJEST)
Subject: Re: Young Ones question
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 14:21:23 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.092805.8974@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00njhavert@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:


>       Okay, this isn't a Python question, but I figured this would be
>the best place to ask it. So there ya big poof!
>       What are those quick flashes of things in the various Young Ones
>episodes? Those subliminal message-like things. Anyone understand what I'm
>talking (or rather, typing) about?

>Sir Nicholas the Mad

No!
G.H. Joe
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Splunge?
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 04:16:53 GMT

In article <sprooney.715310659@unix1.tcd.ie>
sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
 
>
>Um... I'm getting pissed off with some of these requests.
>Will I do a python FAQ? These peeps r disturbing me.
>Well, I'm just glad I'm ot etting pissed on by these requesters.
>
>MNSio
Chris aka It looks as if someone pissed on your keyboard.  Couple of the keys
ain't working....
NI to you, too!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Band
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 14:08:45 GMT

In article <1992Aug25.164556.12303@newscan.canada.sun.com>
ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
 
>
>
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>> >>Chris aka I play the drums (really I do)
>> >Sure, sure.....let's hear you then.  Just use Jos's head as a snare and
>> >Jester's foot as yer bass-pedal.
>>
>> can i really be a bass-pedal?? huh??/ can I??? huh???? please???
>>
>> I do it so well..... look
>>
>> Thump THUmp tHUMP THUMP tHuMp...
>>
>> see......
>
>Impressive!  I especially like the way your nose vibrates.  Can that be
>adjusted?
>>
>> >PKT aka cymbalism.<---Avedis Zildjan just rolled over in his grave.
>> Jester aka beat me, harder...
>  Chris aka not untill you ask nicely.
>Do you want to go upstairs?  Or are you here for a vacation?
>
>PKT aka percussion R us.
>___________________________________________________________________________
>Peter K. Taylor                 ||      Grab your egg-and-fours and
>left hemisphere                 ||      let's get the bacon delivered!
>of the brain, Canada            ||                      mpfc
>                                ||-----------------------------------------
>                                || It's all in the mind, you know........
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark)
Subject: Re: THE COMFY CHAIR????
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date:  2 Sep 92 10:28:03 GMT

mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>>>I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition...
>>>#include "CRASH!"
>>>NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
>>>Our supreme weapon is fear and surprise...
>> 
>>Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
>>I've heard it all before...
>>If only something really *unexpected* would happen on this thread.
>>Nah!! What d'you suppose the odds of that would be ...
>> 
>>	Why did you say 'good morning'?

>I'm sorry. I have a cold.

>Ratboy aka Now about this parrot...

Nee,
nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee,nee
,nee,nee,nee!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: The Band
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 14:11:29 GMT

In article <1992Aug25.094105.10512@news.ysu.edu>
af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
 
>
>
>I will only wear skimpy, tight, revealing and degrading clothing
>if Tia and lisa join me.
>
 Your outfits will consist of headbands.  That's it, just headbands.  Revealing
enough for you?
 
>you didn't think you could have just *one* of us, did you?
>
>we are a package deal *wink wink*
> We thought we'd just ask you, and Tia and lisa would become jealous and be
begging to join.
 
>
>Lisa aka where do I sign, and when do I get paid?
>Chris aka Drummers know how to make back-up vocalists' costumes!
>--
>"Don't worry about a thing....just wet your lips and walk butch."
>
>                                  -Stacey Keach to Micky Dolenz
"Don't get hot and flustered. . .use a bit of mustard."
                                  -Tim Curry to Susan Sarandon
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: CONFUSE-A-CAT/VISITORS
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 10:26:00 GMT

>"If it's all the same to you, I'd like to remove my trousers and display my
>Y-fronts"
         --Are You Being Served?

"Well I never!"
         --Sanford and Son
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: bri@kpc.com (Brian Rice)
Subject: Looking for "The Man Who Ate Himself"
Organization: Kubota Pacific Computer Inc, Santa Clara, CA
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 20:30:03 GMT

Anybody have a copy of the aforementioned script?

--
Bri
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 03:45:42 GMT

}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
-- 
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time
to reform.
		-- Mark Twain
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: PS
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 20:53:52 GMT


In article <ins450m.714642107@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:

|> >Band name? Um... the Leprous Hell-Wombats from the planet Norman!
|> Is this Frank's planet?

THIS IS NOT FRANK'S PLANET!!  This has nothing to DO with Frank!

|> Eccles aka The Lore-Bringer
-- lisa aka that's a mighty big IF...
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Date: 3 Sep 92 03:01:41 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>}>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>}>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>}>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>}>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>}>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>}>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>}>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
>}>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>}>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>I hate when that happens..all over my bullets and everything.
{imitating woman's voice} Oooh, I know whatcha mean.  It's SO
hard to keep them all shiny what with all these NaughtyBits
fallin' outa the sky.

>}>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>}>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>}Alright off you go then.
>}Clarkus aka Sergeant Major marching up and down the square.
>Jester aka left, left, left, right, left 
James aka Yes, but what if they've got point-ed sticks?
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: ADVERTISEMENT
Date: 4 Sep 92 09:23:32 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <1992Sep3.131844.9472@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> In <kFceqB1w164w@sys6626.bison.mb.ca> titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Titanium Knight) exclaims:
> 
>>gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
> 
>>> In article <1992Aug28.115656.9256@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Robert.T.Warfield@da
>>> 
>>> 
>>> >  And now, introudcing, the new Catholic Condom!!!!!!!!!
>>> >  Yuo may ask, "How is this possible?"
>>> >  Yes, new Catholic Condom, with our specialy patented hole in the end.
>>> >  Nary a sperm mis wasted.
>>> >  So buy NEW Catholic Condom today!!!
>>> > 
>>> 
>>> Call me silly, but I believe the point to a certain extent is somewhat 
 You're silly!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: New band formed right under your--Eeew!
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 23 Aug 92 23:22:31
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu's message of Mon, 24 Aug 1992 01:35:00 GMTLines: 73

In article <23AUG199220355128@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

.Ok. We've got a band!

.Guitars--..Ratboy
.Bass/vocals--  OSInm
.Drums/head--.Someone's dad

.We don't have a name yet, but all ideas can be posted on the thread that's 
.already going around frightening the children.

.What we need in a lyricist. We are starting auditions right here. Please post
.all entries as a follow-up to this article.

.PS. Anyone else wanna be in our band? Just post and tell us what instrument 
.you play!

I will!  I want to be in yer band!    Umm...what instrument can I
play...  Uh...  I can HUM!    No no, we don't want to become to
Englbert Humperdink-ish...  I can pound my brain against the wall, or
I can pound on my toes with a hammer and scream different pitches.. or
mebbe I could vomit while I hum... something to attact today's youth...

.Ratboy who is acting like it's *his* band...

My lyrics-writing submission:

			  DAN'S 9TH CANTATA
				   
			   Snail slithers!
			  Bob Hope whithers!
			      I can see,
			     You love me!
				   
			I killed your muthuh!
			  With your bruthuh!
			    I want to pee
			    on your Knee!
				   
		      People say that I am dumb
		    Just because I suck my thumb!!
		  But they can all piss off and die
	       'Cuz I'm drooling on your eyyyyyeeeee!!
				   
			[Rippin' guitar riff]
				   
		    Weeeee are not huuuungreeee...
		   Weeeee live in Caaalgaryeeee!!!
				   
 [Music stops, except for a gentle flute in the background.  vocalist
		  talks softly into the microphone]
				   
		      Some people don't like me.
			I can cope with that.
			     For a while.
				   
		    [Blaring chord, music resumes]
				   
		  I want to rip your luuungs oouut!!
		   I want to tie you to a treeee!!
		   I want to really hurty yoooouu!!
		     I want you to looove meee!!!
				   
       Anal sex and rubber rats and we can see that I'm a gnat
		  Taaaalking toads run for Senate in
		  A small Mid-Western Staayyttee!!!
				   
	       I want set fire to your wife!!!!!?!!?!??
				   
		      [Traumatic musical finale]


Dan aka By 16, already one of the great composers of our time...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 05:21:37 GMT

jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blabbers:

>In <1992Aug23.041042.14315@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) indocrinates:

>>corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra) boasts:

>>>Lisa,

>>>Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.
>>The Meaning of Life is not - I repeat IS NOT 42.  It's actually a movie..

>>And even then, the ultimate answer is not 42.  It's "forty-two".
>But what's the ultimate answer to six times seven??
Either forty-two or 42, but that's not THE question.
>>>Corun aka 42
>>Meetch aka Sorry for the inconvenience. *thump*
>maJes aka Sorry for the *thump*. *AAAAARGH* *whoosh* *splat* *dribble*
Meetch aka What a senseless waste of human life...
From: joewhite@ut-emx.uucp (Joe Carl White)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Philosopher's Drinking Song
Summary: Most nearly correct, as far as I know
Keywords: Kant, Heidegger, Hume, &c.
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:32:01 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin; Austin, Texas

Immanuel Kant was a real piss ant
who was rarely very stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could drink you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Freud and Freidrich Hegel
And Lichtenstein was a beery swine
who was just as shlossed as Shlegel.

There's nothin' Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill of his own free will
a half o' pint of 'chanty was particularly [ill]
Plato they say [could put away]
Half o' pint of whiskey everyday
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for a bottle
Awfully fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a Drunken fart
"I drink, therefor I am."

Yes, Sophocles himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.


Or something like that.
Unsure words in brackets.  Obviously.

Joe aka "you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...
         a herring!  (ni!)"

 
-- 
|* Joe Carl Patrick Spontaneous White             joewhite@emx.cc.utexas.edu *|
|* 910 E. 32nd, #201                                                         *|
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: CONFUSE-A-CAT/VISITORS
Date: 30 Aug 92 22:48:07 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <ins450m.715156346@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) dribbles:

>00mebroda@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:



>>	I was wondering if all thew episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
>>had been released on video yet? 
>>	Specifically, I'm looking for two sketches in particular:
>>		confuse-a-cat
>>		The Visitors (like what goes around the middle of the earth
>>				only with an 'l')

>>can anybody tell me if these are out and on what volumes they exist?
>>If they're not out, I'd monetarily appreciate them on video if someone
>>has them...

Well, er, um. Yes.
In the US, anyway there is a series of videos with 2 episodes apiece (usually
from two different years). I think this series has covered the entire run
of Python's television career. (I believe the last tape has 3 episodes due
to the odd number of epidoses that appeared on the telly before it exploded.)

The tapes all have silly names. (ie 'Monty Python's 5th Symph^H^H^H^H^H Video')

I don't know which contains the 1st sketch you mention, but I know it's listed
on the back of the tape its on. I may be exposing myself to mass ridicule
(at the hands of a.f.m-p) but I have no idea what the second sketch you refer
to is about.

>ARGH!!!!

>A posting with something to do with monty-python.... AREGH

>Run away!

>Eccles aka *grin*

>Sorry, i've never heard of 'em at all.. if you find out tell us. please

James aka Can I have some 'monetary appreciation' now?
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Pythonesque flaming (I can hear the thunder....)
Date: 3 Sep 92 10:34:15 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <1SEP199205401338@venus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>>>Announcing the a.f.m-p flamathon.
>>>>Third prize: A night out with Mrs Niggerbaiter
>>>>Sponsered by the Foundation for Impressive Lawsuits and Twoshed Homes.
>>>Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't she explode?  I have no intention
>>>of go out with a pile of ash.
>>Well, consider it better than the nights out with Ratboy.
> Hey! I resemble that remark! I'll have you know that there are plenty of people
> that want to got out with me! Some of them are even *female*! Some of them are
> even *human*! 
Some may even be *alive*!

> 
>>SOinm
> Ratboy aka Didn't I arrest you a few posts back? Wonderful judicial system we
>    have here, eh?

Ratboy, inside leg 38, I sentance you to be hanged until you are inside leg 79!
From: 00mebroda@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: CONFUSE-A-CAT/VISITORS
Date: 29 Aug 92 15:06:27 GMT



	I was wondering if all thew episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
had been released on video yet? 
	Specifically, I'm looking for two sketches in particular:
		confuse-a-cat
		The Visitors (like what goes around the middle of the earth
				only with an 'l')

can anybody tell me if these are out and on what volumes they exist?
If they're not out, I'd monetarily appreciate them on video if someone
has them...


							mike
							brodacom@bsu-cs.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: azub@fam168.sni.de (AP52 Auszubildender)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Organization: Siemens Nixdorf Info.Sys. AG, Paderborn, Germany
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 09:18:06 GMT


"Crucifiction ?"
"yes"
"Ok. Line on the left. One cross each."

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: PS
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 92 09:30:42 GMT

che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:

>In article <ednclark.715429448@kraken>, ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark) writes:
>> lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
>> 
>> 
>>>In article <22AUG199217033108@venus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>> 
>>>|> >>We need a band name...
>>>|> >How 'bout "Dead Herring" ?
>>>|> Hmmm. I was thinking more along the lines of "Comatose Broccoli"...
>> 
>>>How about "Vermillion Kumquat?"  No, wait, that's my friend's name...
>How about "Helen Shapiro in a white wine sauce"?
Nope.  Sorry but the last group wot picked a name like that was forced to
change it.  We'll have to drop the white wine sauce bit.
>> 
>>>|> >>Ratboy the Tone-Deaf
>>>|> >Meetch aka *ding--ding ding ding ding ding ding ding* I see watcha mean..
>>>|> Ratboy the Ding-Deaf
>>>-- lisa aka the Chartreuse Celery Stick
>> 
>> NEE!!!
>Ni!
Nu!  Nnnnnnui!  Nnnni!  NI!  NI!!!!  There!  I diddit!
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: an arguement
Date: 29 Aug 92 20:51:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
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>>>No it isn't.
>>{DING} Thank you.
>Oh yes it was... erm.. eh ?

Oh. Now you've ruined the mood. 
"Start again." 
{clown waves}

Mt. Everest. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world...

>>Ratboy aka But that was never five minutes just now...
>Meetch aka I'm sorry but I can't argue with you any more unless you've paid!
Ratboy aka Oh, this is futile!
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