HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Alister
Date: 14 Sep 1992 07:53:53 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: boa.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Sep14.060830.19197@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon) writes:
>
>As we drove over the bridge, I saw it. If I had blinked I would have missed  
>it. Almost imperceptably, Alister's mouth twitched upwards on the side  
>facing me.

[etc.]

Sometimes, reading the gospel according to Rose-Hulman, I'm
tempted to coin a new phrase.  "Cargo-Cult Bizarre," I'd say.

People from all walks of life would be astounded at my
cleverness.  I would find little wreaths of grass each morning
on my doorstep, laid there by grateful Somalis who were pulled
through the horrors of famine by nothing but my warm, gentle
wit.  In Mobile, the faithful would found a church in my name;
on Easter Island, the great stone heads would sprout
gold-rimmed glasses and Lightnin' Hopkins T-shirts.  I would
cure the sick in Sicily and raise the dead in Chad.

But then I realized how many facets of this unstable reality
can benefit from analogy to the infamous Cargo Cults of
Polynesia.  And I found humility.

So I won't complain.  Keep waving those paddles, Julian.
Sooner or later, the planes will come.

c
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rictus white)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CARASSO need an account
Date: 14 Sep 92 15:45:03 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rictus white)
Followup-To: Talk.bizarre,alt.sex.carasso,misc.test,alt.internet.access.wanted
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:

>   Well, that semi-annual event we all so look forward to has happened again.
>CARASSO lost another netnews account.  Be sure to send your sympathy messages
>to carasso@inference.com.   Also, I was asked to pass on Roger's message:

>     $100 Quatloos to the first person to provide CARASSO with an account 
>      with access to net news.

Please keep this crap *OUT* of talk.bizarre. Take it to
alt.internet.access.wanted wher it properly belongs.
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: word jazz
Date: 7 Sep 92 06:08:56 GMT
Organization: sulphur & oxygen



everybody gets to choose who their spiritual leadre is.

mine, i think, is lord buckley

BoB]
teCh
or should be.  goodnight.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
From: sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 03:33:58 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.004033.22880@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>In article <1992Sep14.222829.29761@samba.oit.unc.edu> Roxanne.Coffey@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Roxanne Coffey) writes:
>>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>>My musk ox has lost its way.  Will you check your closet?
>There used to be a time when I would kill a man for saying that.
i'm really looking forward to 9 october, are you???
 

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<>   stephanie j. bartosz      sheph@wam.umd.edu       univ. of maryland  <> 
<>          "the only thing to fear is fearlessness." --r.e.m.            <>  
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From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: It's Labor Day Weekend!
Date: 7 Sep 92 18:33:00 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>And in celebration, I am taking the following items out of my KILL
>file.  (It's for XRN).

[LARGE listing of killfiles containing the names of most talk.biZ literati
deleted]

So, who the hell was left??
   
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                                      .
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: drugs
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch,misc.test
Summary: drugs
Keywords: drugs
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 10:41:44 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

last night i had a wonderful dream about dope. a group i friends and i scored a
large quantity of weed that was actually THC absorbed to sand. there was also
large hash cakes. i was quite ecstatic until i looked out the window and saw
what looked like a large, grey, UPS truck. i know we were busted and i couldn't
figure out how. they caught us but then a couple of us escaped and got into a
fight with them. the weird thing is that we were fighting with bows and arrows.
however, they were like kids toys and would not shoot very far. it was pretty
weird. i am pretty sure the drug part of the dream was spawned by a section of
a W.S. Burroughs book i am presently reading (interzone) and by the fact that
things are pretty dry here in SLC now. i also remember taking a bus back home
with my dad even though we were going to capital hill is seattle and not to
bellevue where my parents reside. the THC absorbed in sand i cannot figure out.
oh well.

PJF--->Biochem. grad student
					"Oh God, how i love to hate!"
								Mudhoney	
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie,alt.fan.letterm
From: thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 18:07:04 GMT

In article <BD.92Sep7112257@fluent.UUCP> bd%fluent@dartmouth.EDU writes:
>
>mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>
>>I am leaving here on the 11th and my buddie and I are driving out there
 We
>>are going to see all the places we haven't seen yet. 
>>
>>Carlsbad Caverens
>>The Alamo
>>Johnson Space Center
>>Houston
>>New Orleans
>>and maybe all that garbage in Orlando (Epcot..not D-WORLD..I live
>>5 miles from D-LAND).
>
>Those are the _only_ places you haven't seen yet?  I guess you do
>deserve your own newsgroup!!!
>-- 
>   Brice Dowaliby, Fluent Inc., 10 Cavendish Court, Lebanon, NH  03766
>                         bd%fluent@dartmouth.edu        
>             I don't speak for them, they don't speak for me


Since he's a pilot, I guess he must have flown over everything else and
counts seeing something from the air as having "been there".
I've been all over the world if you consider the H20 molecules of my
urine evaporating and then coming down as rain somewhere.  But then maybe
I haven't been to the Sahara yet. :-)

Uncle Fester

--
:  Master,                        :       Uncle Fester       : Printed  :
:    Me and Rex took the kar      :   thester@nyx.cs.du.edu  : on 100%  :
:    to town. Stay home. Stay!    :         -or try-         :recyclable:
:       Ha ha ha ha.   The dog.   :    T.HESTER4 on GEnie    : phosphor :
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: rummage sales
Date: 13 Sep 92 16:54:22 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.fanny-hill
Organization: University of Pennsylvania
In-reply-to: gooley@netcom.com's message of 13 Sep 92 02:44:25 GMT

In article <!!xn=ag.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>   A supposedly unexpurgated copy of _Fanny Hill_, $0.25.

    I'm surprised that the publishers even bothered to mention that fact
in these libertine times.  Six or seven years ago, my family noticed
that an expurgated copy of _Fanny Hill_ coudn't be had for love or money
(ha ha), and so my father purchased an unexpurgated edition and
carefully expurgated all the naughty parts with a black magic marker.
He then gave the putatively rare and sought-after expurgated edition to
his father-in-law.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 21:13:24 EDT
From: <JMC159@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My life

You know, my best friend April decided that I am not good enough for her and
then she stole my diary and let other people read it and then she spread rumors
about me to everybody and then she told lies about me and then she "forgot" to
say thank you for the birthday present I bought her then she didn't even buy me
one and then she told my old boyfriend that I burned all the stuff he bought me
and then she left for college and then I never saw her again.  I'm so glad the
bitch is gone.

Jelly
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Conversations With My Wife
Date: 12 Sep 1992 03:44:25 GMT
Organization: Rice University

<Door slams -- enter WIFE>

WIFE: I'm home!

ME: Hi, honey!

WIFE: So, what did you do in my absence?

ME: Oh, killed a few white blood cells....practiced my suppurating.....
    swelled up to the size of an overripe tangelo.....

<pause>

WIFE: 'Absence', you moron, not 'abcess'.....  <swat>

**************************************************************************

WIFE: Andrew?

ME: Yeah?

WIFE: Have you ever gone rollerblading?

ME: There I was....skating behind Bruno, waiting for my chance to make the
big break toward the goal....those damned Japs and their akido fighting
style had taken out Tex, and with the new replacement regulations we were
severely undermanned....we needed a big score, or we'd never get to take on
New York, never win the World Championship, never take on The Corporations
on their home ground....I saw an opening, and dodged out between two Jap
forwards.  I elbowed a tow-man off his cycle and dove toward the goal....
as the silver sphere flew through the air, I could hear the crowd shouting,
"John-ny! John-ny! John-ny!"......

WIFE: Am I missing something?

ME: No.

*************************************************************************

ME: What a great day.

WIFE: Yeah.  Reminds me of back home in Colorado.

ME: ....Colorado....Oh, Christ!!

WIFE: What? What?

ME: I just remembered....

WIFE: WHAT?!

ME: ...I think I left the microwave door open.

WIFE: ....Colorado reminds you of the microwave door?!

ME: Jeez.  Yeah, I guess it did.

WIFE: Hmm....so, what do *I* remind you of?

ME: Um....

WIFE: Yes?....

ME: ...why, you remind me of Colorado, my dear.

WIFE: Oho!  Then, how 'bout THIS? <big smooch>

ME: Yum!  Hey, did you have to turn those burritos 180 degrees before --
    HEY! Where are you going?!
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: MAGIC.BOB
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 18:12:30 GMT

In article <5=!z6lc@rpi.edu> zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu writes:
>
>Now all we need is an east coast BOB as some have mumbled about.
>Gypsy? Boston area folk? I'd volunteer, but I live in New Jersey.
>

It is taking place in Virginia, but we are not quite sure of the date
yet.  We're working on it.  Representatives from the Barbecue Liberation
Front will be on hand to answer all your questions.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: biggles@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (David "Dave" Smolar)
Subject: Re: short non-functioning memory
Keywords: another Kennedy wedding
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:30:52 GMT

John J. Allison writes
> I woke up this morning to find that I had forgotten
> where things were. I made it to the kitchen alright,
> but then I couldn't find a bowl, and then I couldn't
> find a spoon. And, of course, they were in the last
> places I looked. I did manage to find the cereal and
> milk while I was looking for the bowl and spoon.
> 
> I have a palimpsest for a memory.
> 
> -- 
> , jja


   I woke up this morning and couldn't speak right.  I kept 
going "toot".  Then I went to the kitchen for some pots, 
but every time I'd reach for them, I'd stop.  So, I called
 my mom, then my pop, but couldn't find them.  I tried to ask
my neighbor, Ms. Pleh, for help but all I could think of
to say was, "Madam, I'm Adam."

  I have a palindrome for a memory.


			--bigglesleepingwiththeteddy
From: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New sport invented in Madison
Date: 8 Sep 92 13:16:08 GMT
Reply-To: jcoates@ncrsmg.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jim D Coates)
Organization: NCR Systemedia Group Headquarters, Dayton (Miamisburg), Ohio

In article <1992Sep2.203219.581@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN
HEIM    ) writes:
>There's a guy here in Madison who's making a habit of crossing the 
>freeway late at night while wearing only a yellow ski mask.
>
>Can you believe it - the cops want to *arrest* this guy.  I think he 
>should be given a metal.
                   ^^^^^
A metal what - car bumper in the ass, maybe?


Jim

subliminal .sig follows





(If you feel a sudden urge to send me money, it's OK. Follow your feelings.)

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:30188 alt.cascade:1900
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Date: 15 Sep 92 00:08:09 MST
 <1992Sep15.004033.22880@en.ecn.purdue.edu> <1992Sep15.033358.3372@wam.umd.edu> <1992Sep15.052249.24179@en.ecn.purdue.edu>
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <1992Sep15.052249.24179@en.ecn.purdue.edu>, prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>In article <1992Sep15.033358.3372@wam.umd.edu> sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep15.004033.22880@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep14.222829.29761@samba.oit.unc.edu> Roxanne.Coffey@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Roxanne Coffey) writes:
>>>>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>>>>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>>>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>>>>My musk ox has lost its way.  Will you check your closet?
>>>There used to be a time when I would kill a man for saying that.
>>i'm really looking forward to 9 october, are you???
>If I'm not mistaken, I think this one was ALREADY answered, miss!
Someone told me that was true, I'm just repeating what I've heard. 

> ( "Well now, what can a poor boy do, 'cept to sing for a rock-n-roll band?" )
> (  -The Rolling Stones, "Street Fighting Man"                               )
The postmodernist approach would be to deny sensibility at all, as I'm sure
you've noticed.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
From: spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Very short, not too shameful, confession
Date: 6 Sep 92 13:48:59 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato Computer Centre

"Bless me father, for I have sinned."
"I see.  For your penance say three hail marys"
"Done."

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__/  \/\/            \/\/\/  \/    \/\/\/\/  \  /\/\/\/\/\/\/  \/\      /\/  \ 
A 117 part secret message from Simon Travaglia\/spt@waikato.ac.nz \/\/\/
  /\          /\University of Waikato, Private Bag, Hamilton, New Zealand
\/  \    /\/\/  \/\/\      /\  /\/\Ph: 064-7-838-4008/\  /\  /\    /\      /\ 
     \/\/            \/\/\/  \/    \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/  \/  \/  \/\/  \/\/\/  \ 
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Heavy sheets
Date: 15 Sep 92 07:46:03 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware


            bright colors
                             you dream of a cave

                                               [warm ... hot]
    difficult  to breathe
                                  shivery when you climb inside

                     velvet flannel
                                         tucked in, pinned, trapped, wrapped

                               hug you to the bed
          wool, like mosquitos


                              billbill@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Nineteenth century bizarre
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 18:51:45 GMT

In article <schnitzi.716234789@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>
>>I have the complete W.S. Gilbert in my office (next to Knuth), but I'm
>>not telling.
>>--scott
>
>I was wondering what happened to those guys!  Let them go at once!

No way.  I had to kidnap him; it was the only way I could get any 
support for Metafont.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Subject: Re: the craving of the metal west
Reply-To: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 13:27:33 GMT

In article <18pf0nINNpjs@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>In article <1992Sep11.020042.23303@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon) writes:
>>In article <18okjaINNllq@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>>>And sometimes you 
>>>just have to throw out a few chunks of baby with the bathwater.
>>
>>Where's your originality, Curtis? I mean, the same phrase in the same day?
>
>Quoting private email, Julian?  Tsk tsk.
>
>c

Actually, I don't think you can call it quoting, since I did not even repeat
what you said. I just stated that the phrase you used to sound so sage had
already been used once on that particular day. I was just commenting on the
wear and tear which this poor phrase was receiving.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 12:35:23 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
 <Bu842H.5zp@nntp-sc.Intel.COM> <1992Sep10.001059.12810@nsscmail.att.com>

In article <1992Sep10.001059.12810@nsscmail.att.com>, cel@nsscmail.att.com
(clayton EDward LEIHY iii) says:
>
>In article <Bu842H.5zp@nntp-sc.Intel.COM> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P.
>Houghton) writes:
>>In article <6173@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
>writes:
>>>Blair writes:
>>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
>>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
>>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
>>)>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
>>)>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
>>)>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
>>)>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
>>)>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>>)>>>>>>Carasso.
>>)>>>>>Countach.
>>)>>>>Coup d'etat.
>>)>>>Corfu.
>>)>>Ceteris Paribus.
>>)>Copycat.
>>)Contrapositive.
>>Crustacean.
>Cocksucker
Corksmoker.
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GOOLEY
Date: 11 Sep 92 17:02:39 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <6162@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
>
><rdc's attempt to crack Gooley's password deleted>
>
>taurus% telnet uswat.advtech.uswest.com
>Trying 130.13.16.1 ...
>Connected to uswat.advtech.uswest.com.
>Escape character is '^]'.
>
>SunOS UNIX (uswat)
>
>login: gooley
>Password: h00ters      
>
>TERM = (vt100)
>
>rp -- all it takes is common sense.


All right Mr. White, BRACE UP!!!

This time you've gone too far.  We've tolerated your wasting time on USENET
because it kept you out of our hair and from bothering people who are
trying to get work done.  We've even tolerated your blatant attempts at
fund raising for your own personal use because Enswines^H^H^H^H^Higns don't
make a whole lot.  But this misuse of Navy IS facilities to crack other
systems is OUT OF LINE!!  The details of this whole affair have been sent
on to the Naval Investigative Service for investigation.

Remember, the Admiral IS watching you.

Carry on.


-- 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch,alt.job.gooley
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: eat a lot of fried food please
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
Summary: blah blah
Keywords: hate and general disgust
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 16:35:58 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10


		GOD IS A PIMP......

				  	the earth is a whore,
					we are here to use her
					until she cannot give more.

	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
	 stream of consciousness writing is just like abstract art
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams)
Subject: Re: vagile and sessile
Originator: cgw@sol
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 21:02:19 GMT

In <9209022039.AA00530@helium> dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>Finally, in the face of a newly raging trilobyte conspiracy in t.b, I
                                        ^^^^^^^^^
>was forced by considerations of my own safety to look up "vagile";
>found it was, "free roving" or "widely distributed", the antonym of
>"sessile", the word most appropriate to describe t.b afficionados, most
>of whom seem never to move out of arm's reach of their keyboards.
>
>Kent, the (sessile) man from xanth.
>[Obvious non-trilobyte.  More of a limpet with posting privileges.]
          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^*
>--
><dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>

how big is a trilobyte? what is the sound of a non-trilobyte being
filled with a day's news spool?

-cgw-

* - GOOLEY

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