From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: and now those Jester's
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 03:55:09 GMT

In article <DJOHNSON.92Oct14201313@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>In article <1992Oct13.172021.11324@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>.In article <1992Oct13.081016.622@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>.>(David A. Joiner) writes:
>.>>(Jester) writes:
>.>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jesse James ) holds up a train:
>.>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Slimedog) liks:
>.>>>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jockstrap) fits really tight:
>.>>>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) spits in the face of danger:
>.>>>>>>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) vomits extrudinous bbody parts:
>.>>>>>>>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) leaps onto the tracks and snags the fair maiden just in time to pull her out of the way of the rapidly approaching super-bullet train:
>.>>>>>>>}>}jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>.>>>>>>>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) beats his hairy chess bored:
>.>>>>>>>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
>.>>>>>>>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>.>>>>>>>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>.>>>>>>>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer!
>.>>>>>>>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>.>>>>>>Eric Njorl. Yes, on toast.
>.>>>>>No way...It can't be him....I thought I killed all the Norse.....
>.>>>>Not Eric Njorl, son of Hrothgar, slayer of the Dragon at Gwent,
>.>>>>who did ... UURGH! (thud)
>.>>>don't get so close to the killer rabbit next time then....
>.>>Right! Who let the killer rabbit out then?
>.>>Do you have a license for that rodent?
>.>Hey! I'm potty trained!!! I don't need no stinking liscence!
>.Well then where is your certificate of
>.potty-trainivity?
>
>Why you!  I *am* a certificate of potty-trainivity!  Sheesh, the youth
>of today, can't tell the difference 'tween a certificate and a
>non-certificate.  Kee-ripes.
>
Ohhh, so you're a *NON-CERTIFICATE* of potty-trainivity ehh?
Right, off you go then.

>.>>>>>>>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>.>>>>>>>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>.>>>>>>>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>.>>>>>>>}>this means war....
>.>>>>>>>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>.>>>>>>>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>.>>>>>>>waterbaloons..
>.>>>>>>What about point-ed sticks...
>.>>>>>nope..especially not them....they can destroy all the ammo...
>.>>>>(in politician's voice) We must do everything in our power
>.>>>>to put an end to the "point-ed sticks race"! I propose unilateral
>.>>>>point-ed stick dulling. Let this be the first step towards a new
>.>>>>world order where people everywhere don't have to live in fear
>.>>>>of point-ed sticks! Maybe future generations will no longer need
>.>>>>waterballoons for their security, but until then let it be known
>.>>>>that we are willing the take this major stride into the world
>.>>>>of the future!! (I'm sorry, what was the question, again?)
>.>>>looks its radicals like you that cause unrest, and if you mean by
>.>>>that utlization of an obscure political party to demean my sanity..
>.>>>well....you did......
>.>>Are you calling me a radical?  Just because I belong to
>.>>the communist party, marched for free drugs, and spit on
>.>>the queen for fun you misersable little shit.
>.>>I think pointed sticks are great!  just the think to
>.>>change the minds of reactionary twits like yourself!
>.>>when the revolution comes
>.>I'll take a dozen.
>.Will you be having fries with those pointy sticks?
>
>Yeah, and make sure you include ketchup.  The last serving
>wench...er...Attendant I had didn't give me ketchup, and I..OOO...I..I
>RIPPED HER THROAT OUT WITH A STEAL HOOK AND TIED HER FEET TO THE APPLE
>TREE IN THE BACK NEXT TO THE GARBAGE BIN ON THE LEFT WITH THE LITTLE
>POINTY THINGS THAT CAN POKE YOU AND THAT HURTS AND SHE BLEED ALL OVER
>THE PETUNIAS!!!!
>
I'm sorry, we're all out of catsup.

>.>>>>>>>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>.>>>>>>>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>.>>>>>>>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>.>>>>>>>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>.>>>>>>>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>.>>>>>>>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>.>>>>>>Jamus fnord How about the Navy, then? (in cream sauce)
>.>>>>>Jester aka nope...they are all weenie poofy people.....
>.>>>>E Jams nerak (from the a.f.m-p charter):
>.>>>>	Rule 6: There is NO RU
>.>>Rule 8: How to defend yourself against a man armed wit a banana.
>.>>>>	Rule 7: NO POOFTAS!!!
>.>>dave smurf my editors dying, my editors dying!
>.>Ratboy aka Rule 9.
>.dave smurf number 9...number 9...number 9...
>
>Dan aka Stop it, that's really really aggravating!
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