HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My results?
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:14:43 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk's message of 4 Oct 92 12:52:06 GMT

In article <1992Oct4.135206.9197@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:

>  I'm giving everyone a second chance to ask me what my
>  'A' level results are.  They're interesting, I can tell you.

A xerox of my tits (they're interesting, I can tell you) to the person
who gets reese to shut up about his a-levels.


-Tom
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: No looking at your neighbors' papers....
Date: 7 Oct 92 01:16:46 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Oct6.161732.4681@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
<Dem: Bill Clinton and Al Gore [NB: no distiction of office besides the
<                               order of the names]
<Rep: George Bush and Dan Quayle [my guess is "H.W." and "J. Danforth"
<                               got the best of the nickname decision]
<And now the petitions:
<Ron Daniels/Independent: Ron Daniels and Asiba Turpahache
<New Alliance Party: Lenora B. Fulani and Maria Elizabeth Munoz
<Taxpayers Party: Howard Phillips and Albion Knight
<Workers League: Helen Halyard and Fred Mazelis
<Independent: H. Ross Perot and James Bond Stockdale
<"6 Million Jobs": Lyndon H. LaRouche, Jr. and Elliot I. Greenspan
<Libertarian Party: Andre Marrou and Nancy Lord
<Socialist Workers Party: James Warren and Estelle DeBates
<Natural Law Party: John Hagelin and Mike Tompkins
<America First Populist: James "Bo" Gritz and Cy Minnet
<Independent: Drew Bradford [No VP listed]


Wisconsin is running 14 different parties/platforms for national office.
Libertarian Marrou and Independent Ross Perot are the only 3rd party
candidates on the ballot in all 50 states.

Isn't this *fun*?



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From: dpl@aber.ac.uk (David Philip Langstaff)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the 1914 generation
Date: 1 Oct 92 15:03:24 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

In article <1a8b89INN8ai@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>So, what's a generation?  Interesting question.  The JWs can't
>seem to settle on an answer to that.  First, it meant that
>adults in 1914 would see the end in their lifetimes.  "Millions
>now living will never die!" they trumpeted in books & magazines
            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The JW who dropped by my place last week as I was working on the house
couldn't understand why I thought that a world where nobody died 
would be a living hell. The concept of death being a necessary part of
life was totally alien to her and the poor little brats she had with 
her, quoting bits of the bible at me during awkward points in her sales
patter ( there where quite a few).

I guess it was a bit rotten to shake her hand as she left, knowing full
well that I had varnish all over my grubby paws, still.



-- 
Dave Langstaff | Janet:dpl@uk.ac.aber
Any views expressed are those of the author alone. | Phone:(0970)622838 
After-life, After-shave, don't hold with any of it, bleugh! - Sir Henry
From: dpk28402@vax1.mankato.msus.edu (Acid horse)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Tree of Life
Date: 26 Sep 92 20:01:12 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: MSUsnet: just south of the cities, just west of reality...

In article <1992Sep24.184648.3865@cs.ucla.edu>, jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu 
(John Perry) writes:
> 
>     Sekuru Murambwa Moyo of Pelandaba set me up as a herbalist with roots 
>   and bulbs, giving me precise directions on how to use them.  But somehow
>   I never did and never shall walk that particular path of service.  I knew
>   then, as I know now, that the pattern I weave in the tapestry for God 
>   is a strange and challenging one.
> 
>      About six months after I was initiated I was invited to go to Njelele,
>   the Place of the Rock, one of the most sacred shrines near Bulawayo and famed
>   as the dwelling place of Tabella, known as the Rain Goddess.  I was told I
>   would meet the spirits of the Mountain who were only available between the
>   hours of early dusk and early dawn.
> 

here: have a space-potato.
				dk
	"'space-potato' does not lie on edge of universe"
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Theresa J Flynn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Varieties of Religious Experience
Date: 3 Oct 1992 16:26:52 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <BvI4Kq.9Gy@nic.umass.edu> zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) writes:
>Reading t.b while brushing my teeth and listening to the soundtrack from 
>FAME.  
>Soon, yea, soon, I shall know the Truth.

with NO gingivitis!!

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From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Benefits AI Brings to the Modern World: Fingerprint Recognition
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:39:01 GMT
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

Carasso's long narrative about suspect being caught...deleted for brevity.

Can we say WRONGFUL ENTRAPMENT?

     I knew you could.

A public service announcement by the:
American Lobster Legal Services, Inc.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32644 alt.folklore.computers:14718
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: You know when you're hacking too long when...
Date: 3 Oct 1992 17:59:14 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>On a related subject, the DECmate games disk points out that one of the
>games shouldn't be played while driving.

 On an unrelated subject:

 lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu -- anagram (@=i)
***********************************************
   C. Columbus: "E. Indians caterwaul!!
***********************************************


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=======================
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What wonderful responses (was Re: Tsk, tsk class)
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:34:10 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

The follow-ups by larne, gendel and curtis provided the most entertainment
I've seen in this group in a long time.  My colleagues kept coming in to
see what I was laughing so hard about.  Then when c called me "Rob" I
nearly fell onto the floor.  Keep up the good work folks.  If I knew I
could elict such creativity by a simple post, I'd have done so long ago.
This is what makes t.b worth reading on occasion.

Mike "and I thought you guys at least would get the joke" Dobson
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RACIST
Date: 30 Sep 92 01:10:32 GMT

klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>>carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>>>2) Telling a racial joke does not make one a racist.  It makes one a
>>>comedian.  People seem to have a hard time understanding this.
>>Nope.  Saying things that are funny makes one a comedian.
>A comic says funny things, a comedian says things funny.

A barber says "How do you want your hair cut?" 
a barbarian says "How do you want your neck cut?" 
Christ says one thing, a Christian says different things.
A tit says "Suck me", a titian says "Suck *this*"

...carasso
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Frightening Halloween ideas wanted
Date: 6 Oct 1992 20:13:11 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: adder.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Oct6.172854.6162@news.ysu.edu> ag349@yfn.ysu.edu (David S. McMeans) writes:
>
>  I should also mention that the 'theme' of my room is Hell, so the more
>hellish the better.

Have you ever read 'No Exit'?

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Animal rights
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 09:04:03 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <UelroDG00YV9M7rEUe@andrew.cmu.edu> yk23+@andrew.cmu.edu (Young Ho Kim) writes:
>I loathe the people who think that this crazed, psychotic sexual rape of
>animals is fun.  I think they better get their heads screwed on
>straight.  Go out to the countryside and take a look at those loveble
>pig faces or those beautiful cow lips.  Those luscious sheep thighs and
>delicious chicken breasts shouldn't be tampered with.  I've always had a
>passion for bull butt!  So next time think before you f__k!  


Hope he's not related...

Mark., common surname I guess
gooley@netcom.com
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: satanism
Date: 7 Oct 92 00:35:09 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Oct6.435346.54354@ghostwheel.dartmouth.edu> takkyon@dartmouth.edu (Dr. Tachyon) writes:
>
>In article <1992Oct1.071426.24443@cs.rose-hulman.edu>
>waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith) scribbles:
>>
>>In order to ward off Curtis and his gang of homeboys, I want to make a
>>disclaimer here and now.  I do not have any dealings with this being you 
>>call Satan, and no, I don't know his phone number, so quit asking.
>
>but do you have his fax line number?
>
>or better yet, his email address?  
>
>i can see it now...lucifer@wracking-agony.hell.org.
>
>	-- dt
>
>--
>"I find love songs odious."
>			-- michael stipe
                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You guys listen to Stipe up there?


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From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: While we're on the subject ...
Date: 29 Sep 92 12:08:24 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620




Does anyone want to know my A-level results?  Or how many degrees I've got?

Please reply by return of post.

Jason
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Free clue.
Date: 5 Oct 92 17:40:58 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Prediction: 
	    George Bush or Bill Clinton will be President this time next
	    year.

Outlook:
	    Nothing of any significance will change in either event.

Clue:       If voting could make a difference voting would be outlawed.
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: discarding a chance at glory
Date: 2 Oct 1992 20:48:49 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics Inc., Mountain View, CA
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com


echeverr@scf.usc.edu writes:
| mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
|>BTW, aren't these penis-size wars inherently sexist?
|>I mean, what do women have to compare?  Hmmm?
|Nail-polish color.
|ask cj

Well, right now my nails are bi-color.  I've got motorcycle
chain lube under my fingernails.

But this is not exclusive to women the way penises are to men.
The young man who took my money when I went to see the 2nd
director's cut of Blade Runner had lovely black nails.

---
c j silverio
try again
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: the 1914 generation
Followup-To: soc.religion.christian
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 28 Sep 92 22:13:34 CDT



> Silly JWs.  They exploited "plausible deniability" about the
> 1976 thing, but it's gonna take a lot of shredders to cover up
> 78 years of 1914 Watchtower articles.

Would that the JWs were the only ones. A lot of the others got (and are
getting) ink from publishers a lot more mainstream than the Watchtower
Bible & Tract Society, too.

And they're still at it. Note the followups line. Check it out if you like.

Jeff Carroll
carroll@reston.cray.com 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Nothing else seems to work so here goes!!
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 12:28:28 GMT

reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:

>In article <96914@bu.edu>, schin@acs.bu.edu (neil schier) writes:
>> Hello
>> 
>> 
>> I have been trying with absolutely zero success to find the recent whereabouts
>> of Vanessa Southern (Stanford '90) and Sarah Roff (Yale '90) I have tried
>> the alumni association on both campuses, alt.misc.personal and the other 
>> relevant bboards. 
>> 

Vanessa Southern
10448 Strait Ln
Dallas, TX 75229
Bought for $9Million

Sarah Roff (apparently a gift to Sarah from Michael Jackson)
1151 Tower Rd
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
Bought for $2.6Million

Hope this helps.

infidel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: Re: Richard Pryor: Makin' A Comeback?
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 13:48:49 GMT
Summary: honk, whooosh

> ben@djehuti.champaign.il.us ("Ben Cox") writes:
>On Friday, in my Computer Networks class, the professor informed us
>that Richard Pryor is making a comeback on a TV show.
>
>This was relevant to the class discussion.
>
>(10 quatloos to the first one to figure out how.)

he's switching to a new medium? (nah)
he's been off the network so long he's timed out and been resent?
he got parkinson's from smoking so much crack, so he's jammed an Ethernet
  cable up his ass and is blowing rdp packets out his nose?

Dave
--
no, that's not it
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Protean Godstuff)
Subject: Rictus Hep encounters a stranger name than his own
Organization: IFA
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 21:51:20 GMT

"Reiterior's the name, Christheads Reiterior, and damn glad to meet you, 
son.  Now, let's talk linoleum..."

Rigler
--
                 "Eat the rich.  The poor are tough and stringy."
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wheaties")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New Game: Find the Thematic Connection
Date: 6 Oct 92 14:30:35 GMT
	<1992Oct5.233840.15368@wdl.loral.com> <60914@mimsy.umd.edu>
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: kimy@cs.umd.edu's message of 6 Oct 92 01:38:17 GMT

In article <60914@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
   Daniel has orders of magnitude more of bodacious
   babeness than Keanu.  That's why _A Room with a View_ is one of
   the best movies ever: it has both Daniel Day-Lewis and Julian
   Sands in it, and we get to see Julian nekkid.


Faggot.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: Another flame from Starcap'n Ra   [please be advised that...]
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 13:40:49 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.194329.27943@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>, ra@asuvax (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
}he's probably already hiding under his bed, sick
}with guilt and self-loathing over it by now, poor
}fellow.


You know, if you poke Starcap'nn Ra in the eye with a sharp stick a
couple of times, he can actually manage to write a halfway-decent
post.



--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gooley draws 'em in
Date: 30 Sep 1992 01:11:39 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Sep29.212656.13973@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) chastises gooley:
>You are obviously not a homebrewer.

...
>but you do not brew beer,
>so you do not understand.


Fine. Arthur and Thoth and Marky Mark.  All homebrewers.  All in the
Midwest.  


All at my house, with samples, on some saturday in december to be
determined later.

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From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Subject: Re: DEMOCRATS ARE BETTER FOR THE ECONOMY
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 19:34:49 GMT

Says carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O):
>By sorting a table in the September 25, 1992 LA Times by GNP growth
>rather than by year, an interesting trend becomes obvious.  You see
>that democratic presidents have much better records on the economy...

Now show us the inflation rate over those same time periods...

ata boy
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Self-reference
Date: 7 Oct 92 00:39:24 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Oct6.132643.2523@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>Once I start editing -- no, censoring -- my writing so that only
>that of the most essential nature and quality will be let through, 
>it is very natural to me to edit until nothing at all gets posted.
>
>I am only succeeding in posting this because it is 3:25am, I have 
>insomnia, and I am drunk.  C'est la fucking vie.  
>
>  vecx  -- Clifton
>
>--
>Home: cliftonr@netcom.com     +1 808 521 9073
>Work: clifton_r@verifone.com  +1 808 625 3234
>Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
>"Whatever flames upon the night/Man's own resinous heart has fed." - W. B. Yeats

If thou art truly the pope then thou must surely knoweth the 11th commandment:
"Thou shalt not post news after imbibing excessively of strong drink"


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From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ? Did you know ?
Date: 29 Sep 92 12:19:41 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <66768@cup.portal.com>, lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
> * One out of five dwellings in Great Britain is unfit for human habitation.
> : One out of five humans in Great Britain is unfit for dwelling habitation.

Personally, I'd put the figures higher than that.

Jason
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: concrete flavor packet included
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 15:23:10 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

	My car suffered severe damage to its undercarriage as a result of
my drive on the gelatine highway.  I replaced its Wankel engine with a
squirrel in a cage, its shock absorbers with cans of shaving cream, its
headlights with lollipops, and sold it to a Swiss enthusiast and cheese
for a kilo of radium and a new scalp.  I bought a balsa-wood briefcase
to replace it and began making modifications for good performance: a
new set of zinc knives, three large concrete springs, a fetal pig preserved
in rum, and the teeth of a beautiful internationally-famous fashion model.
I found that using Dom Perignon and nitrous oxide I could achieve economies
comparable to that of Weimar Germany: 153 years to the scruple and 3.4 x
10^-17 foot-pounds of Torx screwdrivers.
	She became a bladder-control problem, and I shaved my crotch and
broke into her safety-deposit box, which was stuffed with soup-can labels
and lesbian erotica stuck together into a wad with upas-tree sap.  It was
heartening to see the ants chew away the brazen doors and hussies, and I
made a quick getaway before the police could congratulate me and give me
two tickets to the policeman's ball and the love of a tall blonde police
sergeant with a degree in Medieval Studies, large hooters, and a penchant
for graham-cracker crumbs.
	Vermifuge stank up the huge hall full of attractive spinsters
hanging by their heels and mewling.  I ran from the sight, descending up
steep stairs to an airy dungeon with a view of the whole city and the
Great Wall of China.  I passed through the portal and found myself in
geosynchronous orbit, relaying infomercials and reruns of "Gilligan's
Bisexual Island Brothel" all over India.  A Soviet surplus killersat
took me out to dinner and drinks, and when I woke up I was Raisa Gorbachev.

Mark., oh, never mind
gooley@netcom.com
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 9th IEEE Conference on Artificial Intelligence
Date: 27 Sep 92 06:18:35 GMT


				   
 The 9th IEEE Conference on Artificial Intelligence for Applications
			  Disneyworld Hilton
		Orlando, Florida, USA, March 1-5, 1993


Can you say,"Spews of Mickey Mouse papers."


carasso "M.O.U.S.E.: Mediocrity Obscurity Uselessness and Stupidity Envisioned"

. 
. 
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From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Re: Tsk, tsk class  
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 07:09:05 GMT

>rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>>#N canetoad

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>You, sir, have all the poetry of a fish.

Now, curtis.

You realize his output is merely one branch of the possible.
The votes are:

 Australia
 Australia
 California
 Finland
 Minnesota
 New York
 New York
 New York

So his silly computer makes a majority.
My version of the universe is not democratic.

Silver fish, in schools, they flash and glitter
in shafts of bright water, turning in unison, but
unafraid to scatter like a firework; like a CRT,
humming the little they know. The ocean is a best-seller,
but we read it anyway.


                              billbill@wetware.com
From: spinoza@next03wor.wam.umd.edu (J. Skorecki-Weiss)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hauslabjoch Man
Date: 2 Oct 92 16:08:07 GMT

In article <38875@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> gstecker@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (George  
Stecker) writes:
> 
> 	I am trying to track down a spurious rumor which an associate of  
mine 
> caught on a FIDONET echo somwhere regarding the Hauslabjoch Man, an  
ancient
> northern-european type whose body was found frozen and well-preserved 
> somewhere in or near Germany, I think.  The story was apparently carried  
in
> major newspapers worldwide.  The FIDONET rumor said that there was semen 
> found in the body's anal canal.  We have been unable to verify whether  
this
> is true or not.  Has anyone heard anything else regarding this subject?
> 
> gstecker@ucsd.edu					 
jdfranz@mcimail.com
The last well-preserved frozen type dude found was the one found near  
Innsbruck (Austria). His head was bashed in a little, but there was n  
mention of any foreign material being present in the anal canal.

jsk........
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