HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: I screwed up.
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:39:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: njitgw.1992Sep29.193900.21544
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.
Originator: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu


Dear fellow netters.

I should'nt have posted some blatent political crap on this newsgroup.

S O R R Y 

Does anybody have any Amy Fisher jokes?


	How many Amy Fishers does it take to change a light bulb?

	None, she can't do anything right.
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From: maineman@connection.EBay.Sun.COM (THE MAINEMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Looking For Halloween Pics!!
Date: 2 Oct 1992 19:16:22 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: maineman@connection.EBay.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: connection.ebay.sun.com

Can someone please send me some Halloween pics?

Thanks,
-Mike-




Newsgroups: rec.humor
Organisation: European Space Technology Centre (E.S.T.E.C)
Date: Tuesday, 29 Sep 1992 14:13:26 CET
From: <MATTWOOD@ESTEC.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: "ASCII Sheep"

 Has anybody out there got any ASCII pictures of sheep?  A friend of mine is,
shall we say, into sheep, so I'm hoping all those budding artists out there
can start posting.

 Thanx.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Racist joke...
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 27 Sep 92 20:04:09 CST
Organization: Brandon University

In article <0ekbHPO00VpJEDQmFX@andrew.cmu.edu>, ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Thomas Omar Smith) writes:
> 	<1992Sep24.132202.29732@ncrcae.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM>
> Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
> Lines: 22
> In-Reply-To: <1992Sep24.132202.29732@ncrcae.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM>
> 
>>Here is one more:
>>
>>A Polack and a black are on the roof of Empire State.
>>As is expected of dimwits like them, they don't see 
>>the warning signs near the edge and consequently 
>>fall down. 
>>
>>Q: Who reaches first ? The Polack or the black ?
>>
>>A: The Polack. Because the black stops midway to
>>write "Mother Fucker" on the windows.
> 
> A2: The Black.  The Polack has to stop and ask for directions.
> 
> A3: Who cares?
> 
> 					Tom the non hacker
> 					Kemp in 96!
> 					"If patriotism is the last refuge
> 					of scoundrels,  Then environmentalism
> 					is the current refuge of totalitarians."
> 					Bob Jackson

Q. How can you tell when a male Muslim has grown from a boy to a man?

A. When he takes the tiaper off his butt and puts it on his head!

*GROAN*
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: steinl@idt.unit.no (Stein Lang|rgen)
Subject: Re: *** ******* *****!
Keywords: limerick
Reply-To: steinl@idt.unit.no (Stein Lang|rgen)
Organization: Div. of CS & Telematics, Norwegian Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 10:45:12 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.163640.27356@cs.tu-berlin.de>, lum@cs.tu-berlin.de (Lutz Hofmann) writes:
|> Here one X-rated joke:
|> ****** ** ***** *** ****** *** ****** ** ******** ********
|> *** ************* **** ************ ** *** *********-******?
|> 

This limerick is SO FILTHY that it would offend most of you,
so I write di-dah for the dirty words:

Di-dah, di-dah di-dah di-dah
di-dah di-dah di-dah di-dah,
    di-dah di-dah di-dah
    di-dah, di-dah di-dah -
Di-dah di-dah di-dah di-fuck.

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From: spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Bastard operator from hell - any more episodes?
Date: 7 Oct 92 08:08:33 +1300
X-From: spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
X-Newsgroups: rec.humor
Followup-To: rec.humor,rec.humor
Followup-To: rec.humor

X-Date: 7 Oct 92 08:08:03 +1300
X-Organization: Just behind the back of beyond

In article <175@elli.une.edu.au>, gbrown@elli.une.edu.au (}) writes:

Catstyle archived them (I think they went up to 13) at deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu.
I think you can still get to them there, although it's accessed from a
different machine.

As for More, There may be one more in the pipeline.-- 

 +--------+ --+--        +         --+--                 Who needs X? I've got 
 | +----+ |   |          |           |                   a VT100 complete with
 | |    | |   | |  | `/` +--   --    |   ,--, `/` +\ /+  enhanced video.......
 | +----+ |   | |  | |   |  ) (  )   |   |--' |   | V | 
 | VT 100 |   + +--+ +   +--   --    +   `--' +   +   + Fax:  (064)-7-838-4066
 +--------+ Simon Paul Travaglia,  Computer Services,  University  of  Waikato
 [========] Private. Bag 3105,  Hamilton, New Zealand. spt@grace.waikato.ac.nz

If you push something hard enough it will fall over.
Xref: sparky rec.humor.d:2348 alt.comedy.british:2049 alt.folklore.urban:24948 alt.fan.monty-python:7379 alt.fan.rush-limbaugh:6326
From: styri@hal.nta.no (YuNoHoo)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,alt.comedy.british,alt.folklore.urban,alt.fan.monty-python,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: Ever have that feeling of deja-vu?
Date: 6 Oct 92 12:06:40 GMT
Reply-To: styri@nta.no
Organization: Bohemians and Globetrotters, Unlimited

Another important event for a.f.u is that I've set up an archive server
in Europe with a copy of CatStyle's files. I've compressed all the files,
but it should be the same info.

Use anonymous ftp to `balder.nta.no' and look in `/pub/alt.folklore.urban'.
At present the archive is open 24 hours, but this may change. To keep up
with CatStyle's tradition I'll probably move the archive to another server
in a few months time. (doghouse? hmm, nice idea. I'll think about it.)

---
YuNoHoo
From: unregistered@newcastle.ac.uk (I.A. Inman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: ggbj
Date: 2 Oct 92 15:58:15 GMT
Organization: University of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK, NE1 7RU
Originator: n08dp@tuda


I am going to tell the entire joke:



   88888888888
  8888888888888
 888888888888888
  8888888888888
   88888888888
       888
       888
    888888888
       888
       888
      88888
888888888888888888


C.I.A., M.I.5: Oh no you're not!
From: 779martin@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: exit
Date: 30 Sep 92 00:31:51 EST
Summary: exit
Organization: Western Michigan University

testing
From: 779martin@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: ex
Date: 30 Sep 92 00:37:32 EST
Summary: y
Reply-To: y
Organization: Western Michigan University

testing

Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,alt.comedy.british,alt.folklore.urban,alt.fan.monty-python,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Ever have that feeling of deja-vu?
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 02:37:04 GMT

In article <BvnMz1.M1K@news.cso.uiuc.edu>
catstyle@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (CatStyle) writes:
 
>
>My archives have been moved off of deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu and can now be
>accessed on cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu in the /misc/fun/* directories.  From
>now on, cathouse ("I am not wild about cathouse as a name, but it isn't
>quite nasty enough for me to say NO to," Univ. of Illinois host manager.)
>will be the alias I use to point to my archives, so no matter what machine
>they end up on, you'll be able to access them using the alias cathouse.
>
>BTW, deja-vu has my archives nfs-mounted on /misc/fun so anyone trying
>to access deja-vu will still find them there.  But, it'll be better for
>everyone involved to use cathouae instead of deja-vu.
>
>What's available:
>
>1. Via anonymous ftp:
>
>    1. ftp cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu using anonymous as your username and your
>       e-mail address as your password.
>
>    2. cd /misc/fun/dir_name where dir_name is one of the following:
>
>         humor
>         is.that.all.you.ever.think.about
>         lyrics
>         movies
>         national.football.league
>         republican.national.convention
>         rush.limbaugh
>         television
>         urban.legends
>
>    3. get all the files you want.
>
>2. Via gopher:
>
>    1. As a gopher client, you can access everything using the host
>       cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu and the port 6969.  The unix command is:
>
>         gopher cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu 6969
>
>       Other systems are similar, your mileage may vary.
>
>    2. Putting a link on your gopher server, you can add:
>
>         Name=CatStyle's Archives
>         Type=1
>         Port=6969
>         Path=1/
>         Host=cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu
>
>3. Via coming attractions:
>
>    1. Mail server - I'll try to get one up and running this month.
>
>    2. nfs mounting - not sure about this one, I have nfsd running now
>       for local access, but I'll have to see how much of a load it puts
>       on my machine before giving access to the world.
>
>As a final note, if you have anything you think I'd want to put out here,
>either mail it to me (jrh@uiuc.edu) or ftp it to cathouse and put it in
>the /pub directory.  If you ftp it, please send me a short note explaining
>what it is.
>
>Jason R. Heimbaugh (CatStyle)
>jrh@uiuc.edu
Chris aka I don't get deja-vu, but I do sometimes get vuja-de.  It's the
strange feeling you get that none of this has ever happened before.
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: chris@fnbc.com (Chris Toczycki)
Subject: GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE
Organization: First National Bank Of Chicago, Chicago IL, USA
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 18:34:06 GMT


The new ending to the joke is not as good as the original ending.

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| Chris Toczycki                                              |
| First National Bank of Chicago                              |
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From: unregistered@newcastle.ac.uk (I.A. Inman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: RE: ggbj
Date: 2 Oct 92 10:25:37 GMT
Organization: University of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK, NE1 7RU
Originator: n08dp@tuda


So, to continue the joke:

Knock, Knock:

"Your from MI5, the CIA sent you?"

BANG!

THE PENALTY FOR TELLING THIS JOKE IS SUMMARY EXECUTION, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

				MI5, ON BEHALF OF THE CIA.
From: 779martin@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: <None>
Date: 30 Sep 92 00:20:02 EST
Summary: y
Reply-To: craig
Organization: Western Michigan University

Two ants were inside a woman's navel.  One day they decided to explore the rest
of her body and meet back inside her navel in seven days.  One ant headed north
and the other headed south.  Seven day later, the ants returned.  The ant that
traveled north said, " My trip was very nice.  First, I walked a smooth, flat
road, then climbed two mountains, and I ended up resting in a nice shadey
forest."  The ant that traveled south said, " Well, my trip was terrible. 
First, I struggled trough a thick, smelly jungle.  Then I fell into this deep
stinky hole.  And as if that wasn't bad enough, every night this giant worm
came in to vomit in my face.
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,alt.comedy.british,alt.folklore.urban,alt.fan.monty-python,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: catstyle@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (CatStyle)
Subject: Ever have that feeling of deja-vu?
Summary: deja-vu is moving to cathouse 
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 15:28:12 GMT

My archives have been moved off of deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu and can now be
accessed on cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu in the /misc/fun/* directories.  From
now on, cathouse ("I am not wild about cathouse as a name, but it isn't
quite nasty enough for me to say NO to," Univ. of Illinois host manager.)
will be the alias I use to point to my archives, so no matter what machine
they end up on, you'll be able to access them using the alias cathouse.

BTW, deja-vu has my archives nfs-mounted on /misc/fun so anyone trying
to access deja-vu will still find them there.  But, it'll be better for
everyone involved to use cathouae instead of deja-vu.

What's available:

1. Via anonymous ftp:

    1. ftp cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu using anonymous as your username and your
       e-mail address as your password.

    2. cd /misc/fun/dir_name where dir_name is one of the following:

         humor
         is.that.all.you.ever.think.about
         lyrics
         movies
         national.football.league
         republican.national.convention
         rush.limbaugh
         television
         urban.legends

    3. get all the files you want.

2. Via gopher:

    1. As a gopher client, you can access everything using the host
       cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu and the port 6969.  The unix command is:

         gopher cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu 6969
  
       Other systems are similar, your mileage may vary.

    2. Putting a link on your gopher server, you can add:

         Name=CatStyle's Archives
         Type=1
         Port=6969
         Path=1/
         Host=cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu

3. Via coming attractions:

    1. Mail server - I'll try to get one up and running this month.

    2. nfs mounting - not sure about this one, I have nfsd running now
       for local access, but I'll have to see how much of a load it puts
       on my machine before giving access to the world.

As a final note, if you have anything you think I'd want to put out here,
either mail it to me (jrh@uiuc.edu) or ftp it to cathouse and put it in
the /pub directory.  If you ftp it, please send me a short note explaining
what it is.

Jason R. Heimbaugh (CatStyle)
jrh@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: rschoen@mathematik.uni-ulm.de (Reinhard Schoen)
Subject: Airplane -the script
Reply-To: rschoen@mathematik.uni-ulm.de (Reinhard Schoen)
Organization: University of Ulm, SAI, Germany
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 12:49:59 GMT

Quite a few people asked for the script of Airplane. I lost track
whom I sent a copy and who is still waiting for it. As the public
interest seems so great, I decided to post it in rec.humor.

Reinhard

P.S. Should I post the Green Golfball Joke, too? Actually, it is
really first class; the mere thought of it cAn mmake   me di  off
laught(#NL:_(*%S     	#$%&;[`p-3fgmop-]
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From: CS19241099G@LUST.LATROBE.EDU.AU (CRAWFORD, TROY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: I need one badly!!!
Date: 1 Oct 92 01:46:48 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24


	Hopefully I got some-one's attention out there, because what I
want is a copy of the GGBJ in its entirety.  Could some-one out there 
be a saviour and send me a copy please?

	Chris.

E-Mail : CS19241099G@LUST1.LATROBE.EDU.AU
From: chaibongsa07@wharton.upenn.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: TEST DO NOT READ
Date: 6 Oct 92 01:24:02 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

This is a test sorryif you read it
From: Steve.Lake@brunel.ac.uk (Steve M Lake)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: ggbj
Date: 2 Oct 92 08:19:03 GMT
Organization: Brunel University, West London, UK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrggghhhh
From: 779martin@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: testing....
Date: 30 Sep 92 00:40:57 EST
Organization: Western Michigan University

testing
From: 779martin@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: exit
Date: 30 Sep 92 00:29:11 EST
Organization: Western Michigan University

testing
From: Steve.Lake@brunel.ac.uk (Steve M Lake)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: GGBJ
Date: 30 Sep 92 14:04:04 GMT
Organization: Brunel University, Uxbridge, UK



Sender:Steve.lake@brunel.ac.uk
Followup-To: 
Distribution: 
Organization: Brunel University, West London, UK
Keywords: 


Please would someone post the Green Golf Ball Joke, The WHOLE joke I mean.
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: ad580@yfn.ysu.edu (Jan Warburton)
Subject: Re: GGBJ
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 04:59:32 GMT


I hope this is what you mean (please bear in mind this goes WAY
back......)

A small girl was about to have her birthday.  Her parents asked
her, "So tell us, what would you like for your birthday?" The girl
replies, "Green golf balls."  The parents look at her quizzically and 
ask her why to which she replies, "It's a secret."

The following year, as her birthday neared, her parents again asked
her once again what she wanted for her birthday.  She replied, "Green
golf balls."  Again they asked her why, and she replied "It's a secret."

The following year, the routine persisted, with the same question 
from the parents and the same answer from the child.

On her 18th birthday, the young girl was lying on her deathbed.  Her
parents told her, "For years now, we have asked you what you wanted
for your birthday, and you have replied 'Green golf balls'.  Every
year we granted your wish and gotten you green golf balls.  We now
fear that this may be your last birthday.  Would you please tell us
what the secret was behind the green golf balls?"  The young girl
looked painfully up at her parents and replied, "Yes, now you may know the secret."  

At that moment she died.

Dumb, huh?  :)

-- 
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life......
My house is clean enough to be healthy, but dirty enough to be happy.

Xref: sparky rec.humor:29734 aus.jokes:1375 alt.folklore.computers:14490 aus.computers:264
From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 27 Sep 92 14:07:20 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Sep27.140720.16158
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University

In article <0TuqRB2w165w@quest.UUCP> srhqla!quest!kdq writes:
>Boinger@myamy.hacktic.nl (Paul Kolenbrander) writes:
>
>Yes, it must come as quite a shock for people who are used to having to
>hit the reset button every few minutes to realize that most Mac owners
>don't know where their power switch is.

Please tell me where the power switch on Mac owners is; there are a number
of these people I want to switch off.

cjl
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: akonstam@alex (aaron konstam)
Subject: Re: Another lightbulb joke
Organization: Trinity University, San Antonio TX. USA
Distribution: tx
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:55:32 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.164150.3995@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> akonstam@alex (aaron konstam) writes:
>How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
>
>None, its a hardware problem.

This is an old an rotton joke.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dmsilev@athena.mit.edu (Daniel M Silevitch)
Subject: Re: (LONG!)This is the 1500q Purity Test.
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 01:01:35 GMT

In the posting of the 1500 question purity test (article 95103), the history of
the purity test starts as follows.

> Genesis - History:
> 
> Version 1 (100) - sometime before 1982
>     Created at MIT's Baker House. Two parallel
>     versions; one for male, and one for female. Very
>     little is known about this version.
 
As a current resident of Baker House, I can assure you that this version is alive
and well. Every new resident of Baker is given a copy of the test (both versions)
when they arrive. If there is enough interest, I will post a copy of this test to
the net.

 Daniel Silevitch                         dmsilev@athena.mit.edu
 Massachusetts Institute of Technology
 Baker House
From: ghosh@cs.pitt.edu (Sunondo Ghosh)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Wanted jokes
Date: 6 Oct 92 23:07:52 GMT
Organization: Univ. of Pittsburgh Computer Science

Wanted jokes on Computers/Computer Scientists. Please mail them
to me.

Thanks,

Sunondo
(ghosh@cs.pitt.edu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mike@cd.com (Mike Heins)
Subject: Re: Yogi Berra lines
Organization: Central Data Corp., Champaign, IL
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 14:53:27 GMT

>Does anyone out there have any other Yogi Berisms.  I would love to hear some
>of the other things that he said.

My favorite comes from when Yogi was questioned about playing left
field in Yankee Stadium, where the shadows can be troublesome in the
late afternoon.  He said:

	"Yeah, it gets late early out there."
From: jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: THESE DAMN CASCADES!
Date: 28 Sep 92 02:59:53 GMT
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo

In article <1992Sep25.235305.982@ttinews.tti.com> sorgatz@avatar.tti.com (sorgatz) writes:
>Hey look, it's pretty obvious you people have not been paying attention;
I agree, I think it's about time we hold these reposts up to inspection.

>cascades are not a part of the charter for 'rec.humor'. Kindly stop posting
Anyways, all those freshman geeks ain't doing nothing but boasting!

>this garbage. There is an alt group called 'alt.cascade' specifically for
As a social elite I can say that people starting cascades are a big bore.

>these stupid, run on postings..that goes for you too, Kibo! 
Hey! Do you know about the tremendous size of my libido?

>
John D. Munch
"First in, last out."
"make love, not war."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:Statistician jokes needed
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 28 Sep 92 11:25:14 CST
Organization: Brandon University

In article <1992Sep28.111549.2387@brandonu.ca>, $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
> In article <1992Sep25.184520.3169@Princeton.EDU>, zhuz@flower.Princeton.EDU (Zhaoliang Zhu) writes:
> Anyone has jokes about statistics or statisticians?  Please share them with
> me!  I will appreciate a lot and post all the good ones.
 
 Taken from someone's .sig: 97.3% of all statistics are made up.
 
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     _/      _/  _/_/_/  _/  _/		Reading furnishes the mind only with 
    _/_/    _/  _/      _/  _/		materials of knowledge; it is thinking
   _/  _/  _/  _/_/    _/  _/		that makes what we read ours.
  _/    _/_/  _/      _/  _/			-- John Locke
 _/      _/  _/_/_/  _/  _/_/_/		
 					Neil Enns, Brandon University
 Disclaimer: Huh?			Internet: $ennsnr@brandonU.ca
 
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From: cmcarthu@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Christopher Gary McArthur)
Subject: Re: Send Mail
Summary: I want revenge! 
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 07:57:20 GMT

Dear people who like revenge...

	Recently a 'friend' sent a posting out about some mail for me.  Well 
I got some mail, quite a lot actually and some of it didn't make a lot of sense.No matter, the reason I'm even bothering to reply is simple.  Doug or 'DOG' as 
he is sometimes known as has made himself a not-so friendly DM (Dungeon Master)
for those who do not know the term).

	Now for some jokes...

		Doug

		Tolkien is Hobbit forming
           
                The worst thing about Politician jokes are that they get in!

		Doug

Chris McArthur
cmcarthu@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au
"The opinions expressed in this document are my own and not those of any
company or corporation that I know of at this time" - Wolf Stygar