HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: I'm callin you out, spook-gook  [ was Re: Re:Andy Fart and...]
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 20:09:24 GMT

In article <Bz5049.Jr0@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:

Commentary: Mr. Hart has quickly established his superior intellect... blending
Twain- colloquialism with contemporary logic... 

> Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaaawww!!!!   Hol' on thar a second you lil'
> sheet totin', back-tabbin', beady-eyed, pole-cat, sissy-boy who likes
> Eye-Talian boys with gurls names!!!!
 
> Sayin' them nasty thangs 'bout me and hyar I thought we wuz pen pals!

"He makes a reference to the past, such stunning use of allusion! Perhaps he
has felt the loss of a friendship and is hurt..."
 
> I git more work done in one day, than you ever thought about, you worthless,
> linen-spinnin', wet-behind the ears, drain on society.  What have you-all
> contributed to the GNP, lately besides look up the damn ol' difference between
> a spook, a spectre, a phantom, a banshee, and a gol-durned ghost?

"Uh-oh. A little defensive on this one... perhaps he is running out of
TexasPsychoBabble... doubt it, Texans hardly run of of this..."
 
> Who y'all callin' old!

An unwarrented reference to the entire Net, his scope is losing clarity.

> I'm in the prime of life:  33 years old.  Great shape, lotsa money.

Read: I sit in the Vic Tanny lounge with other has-beens constantly reciting
"you're only old in your mind, be young at heart..." and since I have no family
or wife, I am able to have a sizable pay check.

> Been around enuf to know what the ladies want and still able to give it to 
> them, reaaal slow-like. 

Ah yes, the MachoMan approach to women... bet its reeeal effective. It may work
with the village people pard, but its time for the reality check. (i.e. Yes,
I'm in my twilight years)

> <urp*>  Whoopee!  THat's the ticket!  Go on now.  You call yore-sef the 
> "Phantom" 'cause it's yore way of sayin' ye ain't gotta life! I git it!

Actually, the whole ghost, specter, banshee thing belong to a group of Undead.
Distinctly they have life, yet they are Undead. Are you arguing the a phantom,
being Undead has died? So either I exist in your mind through a... well, say a
Netherlife-- existing only on your monitor  screen, -OR- as you seem to have
implied, I am Undead, have died, and therefore now exists. In either case I
seem to still be here, so at some point I MUST have essence, if not physical
being. Which would it be? What's that I see? A glove at your feet?
 
> Make yor play.

Indeed.

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: JORN the Beatmaster
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 23:48:28 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.123832.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>> Are you on big drugs or something ? As I've pointed out before
>> Norway DID send a field hospital unit complete with crew and
>> doctors. Together with the Danes we had two warships patrolling
>> the Gulf.
>
>JORN STOKEUM BIG PEE-PEE!! JORN THINKUM TWO WARSHIP BIG AND POWERFUL!! Wow.
>Two WHOLE battleships JORN? I guess you're right, Norway *IS* the most powerful
>nation in the world!! 

That wasn't the point shithead. But I guess it's your infamous
sarcasm again, right ?

>> On top of that we also supported the war economically ...
>
>I can only imagine the suffering that you all had to endure because of the HUGE
>economic commitment.
>
>--The Phantom 

Wrong. Just because you guys let your rotten country down the
drain because of your gun power doesn't mean we have to do the same.
Ooops, kiddin' again ? Yeah right.

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: JORN--Captin Caveman of alt.flame (was Re:PHANTOM BLOWS IT)
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 01:42:50 GMT

In article <1168@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>> 
>> As you repeatedly post EVERYDAY!! "Maggot, maggot, clueless, stupid, stupid,
>> clueless, maggot" You're just like Kevin!
>>  
>Assuming that you are refering to me and not that other Kevin character,
>I don't recall calling anyone a "maggot, maggot, clueless, stupid, stupid,
>clueless, maggot."
>
>If I ever did, I would be embarassed enough not to repeat it every other
>post like that Jorn dickwad.

Kevin has spoken ! Congrats you're the first one two de-capitalize
my name, some intelligence proven there. I wrote *three* personal
flames to phantom-baby so don't you drivel about repetitiveness,
which you're an artist of.

Hey phantom-baby, go sniff somewhere else if you have nothing else
to flame me for. Sounds to me you're whining, too bad your mother
hates you.

>   _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
>  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     K e v i n  W a l s h
> _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
>_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk

I'm I supposed to be impressed by your shitty sig ?

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: The Conflagration Spreads  [Was Re: Gun toting american fools]
Date: 10 Dec 92 21:39:35 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

>(Jean Yves Desbiens (some guy named like a cheap perfume)) writes:
[ a bunch of anti-american invective ]

The Phanton Replies:
>Dear God! I KNEW IT!!!! I was wondering how long it would take before we would
>encounter the absloute lowest of scum in Europe, a FRENCHMAN!!! UGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

Ahhh.  The flames spread throughout Europe.  A world-wide flame war.
It all gives me a warm feeling of international brotherhood.

You know, this has all been very interesting.  But, how long until we get
some really GOOD flame material in here, like some Iraquis, or some other
worthless Middle Eastern country?

And by the way, Mr. Cheap Frog Perfume, I can understand ingratitude from 
the English... but YOU guys really owe us.

I understand there's a tiny contingent of Frenchies over there assisting
us in Somalia (where once again we have to do the long overdue dirty work).
I hope there are no... er, shall we say "unfortunate"... "accidents".
heh heh heh.

-- Andy
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: stick in your ear!!!
Date: 11 Dec 92 22:06:41 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <yiamVB23w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
>leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt) writes:
>> As to the stupid statements about vietnam vets, WHERE IS YOUR SENCE OF
>> FUCKING DECENCY!!!!

>Where was theirs?

>>                     Stupid war, but it was the duty of those men to do
>> what they were called on to do like it or not.

>Ah, yes.  They were only following orders.

>Funny, that phrase has a familiar ring to it...

Kinda like your butt in a gay bar, eh?
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                    !!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!

  - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
    exuptr@ZGNews.Lonestar.Org  <SLOW!>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf)
Subject: Re: JORN the Beatmaster
Organization: /home/ludviga/cindy/.organization
	<1992Dec10.173016.28777@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
	<1g8dcjINN8cr@wyatt.ksu.ksu.edu> <jorngh.165.724098301@dhhalden.no>
	<1gb34hINNqcj@sam.ksu.ksu.edu> <1992Dec11.203440.1@acad.drake.edu>
Date: 13 Dec 92 19:42:29

Someone who calls himself "The Phantom" (what IS it with the comic
book shit?) shows his lack of understanding about the Gulf War:
> So did Norway committ [sic] troops? No.

Why should we?  We have more than enough oil.

-Cindy Kandolf
 cindy@solan.unit.no
 Trondheim, Norway
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: a weekend without a bunny
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 10:25:11 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <Byx1yx.K7E@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, John F. Woods writes:

> In <3ca2+!+@rpi.edu> keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
> 
> >cj hasn't posted any bunnies for me all weekend.
> >perhaps she took my advice and made a hit in
> >soc.singles.
> 
> Maybe cj has a life.  Maybe you should try one.

With mint sauce and a dash of garlic salt.

Or don't you like your meat seasoned, James?

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
From: sperdomo@samson.hac.com (Sanin Perdomo)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
Date: 16 Dec 92 18:14:59 GMT
Reply-To: sperdomo@samson.hac.com
Organization: Hughes Training Incorporated, WCO

In article 13078@bsu-ucs, 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu () writes:
In an article.. Cosmic the caped crusader wrote...
        
>First of all.. the shithead does not know what a return key does.. I have added
>all of the carrage returns...

Dickhead, if you widened your screen a little bit, you wouldn't not have to bother with carriage returns.  What type of machine are you using?  

>I'm a damn citizen of this country, that's who I am, and I have every right to
>talk bad about any American instution I want... and you are right.. I never
>tried to get in the military and I never will, because it is filled with
>mindless dumb-shits like you.  


Yes, you are an American citizen; probably one who would want to do away with the military.  Let's assume this happens, and the U.S. is attacked because of its vulnerability.  You're fudgepacking with your boyfriend, while badmouthing the military, and all of a sudden, a Canadian busts down your door about to kill you.  Now you start wishing the military had never been destroyed.  You start whimpering, "If only our boys (the military) can come and save my homosexual ass!!!!"  NO WAY CUNT, YOUR DEAD.  I'D L

ET YOU DIE; NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAG, BUT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE THE IMPORTANCE OF A MILITARY.

-cosmic




Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion,alt.fan.kevin-darcy
From: rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama)
Subject: kebbin and denial
Followup-To: news.net-cops.kevin-darcy
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 21:09:03 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.154555.1933@rotag.mi.org> kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>The above paragraph is chock full of ignorance, lies, fabrications, etc.

Deny, deny, deny!

>He DIDN'T do anything "wrong", Trish. Your little fantasy about my

Yes, he did, Kevin, and the sooner you start to accept that and get
get on with your life, the better things will be for you.

>Trish, over two years ago I told you that paternity child support is not
>an issue for me personally

Of course, it's an issue for you personally.  Nobody whines about 
anything on the net, day in and day out, for as long as you've been 
whining about this subject without having a personal stake in it.  

>	 since I always discuss such things with
>my SO's.

What SO's are these?  You've never had an SO, Kevin.

>Jeff himself already denied your fabrication of our family history,

Not to me or to the net, he hasn't.

---------------
But what else do you have to do in this life, child?  You seem so utterly
devoid of any semblance of a real life, that one would expect you to spend
all your time reading the NET and whining about it.  

But it entertains me, Kebbin.  It's amazing how a simple concept can be so
incomprehensible to an idiot like you.  It's almost becoming a challenge
to get to to understand what it is I am saying.  The last time I encountered
such total, impenetrable stupidity was a brain-damaged "Michele" critter who
had unfortunately disappeared from the NET (she was a great fun).  You are
a rare treasure, Kebbin.  Don't ever change!
					-- Oleg Kiselev
					<1991Jun18.095108.16819@Veritas.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: the log in Patrick's eye
Summary: The vacuum in Trish's head
Organization: If you have to ask, you'll never know.
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 14:49:16 GMT

In article <BzA8JB.5wA@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) writes:
>In article <Bz9524.DKv@rice.edu> patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>>If it's not too much bother, Patrick, could you try directing your
>>>comments to what I actually wrote instead of what you want to think
>>>I wrote?  
>>If it's not too much bother to you, perhaps you'd pay attention and notice
>>that I did?
>
>No, you didn't.  You read what you wanted to read and it trig-
>gered this little button in your mind and all that irrelevant 
>and ignorant nonsense came pouring out.

Hey, if you want to ignore it and believe that, that's your delusion.  Me, I
have better things to do.

>>I don't give a good goddamn what your fellow-travelers think, as they try
>
>My fellow-travelers?

Figure it out for yourself, child.  I'm not going to bother with you about
this any more, as it's clear we have nothing in common on this issue.  
(You don't get a killfile entry, though.  You'd have to be worth the effort
required for that, and you've shown you aren't.  Have fun.)




-- 
Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
     +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 667-6554 at Palace Lanes. 
  (These are *my* opinions, not Rice's.  Rice University has their own ideas,
  and they'd have to pay me a *lot* more if they wanted me to speak for 'em.)
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: JORN the Beatmaster
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:16:05 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <CINDY.92Dec13194229@solan10.solan.unit.no> cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf) writes:
>Someone who calls himself "The Phantom" (what IS it with the comic
>book shit?) shows his lack of understanding about the Gulf War:

>> So did Norway committ [sic] troops? No.

>Why should we?  We have more than enough oil.

And you, too, show your lack of understanding.

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                    !!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!
 ObQuotes:
 "Igornance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
 "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."

  - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
From: mark@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Mark)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: USA Chicks (was Re: Gun toting american fools)
Date: 16 Dec 92 13:37:16 GMT
Organization: Physical Chemistry Laboratory, South Parks Road, Oxford OX1 3QZ
Originator: mark@joule.pcl



> > 
> > The fattest, most repulsive chicks on earth can be found in USA.
> > 
> Nope, not only in USA. In germany and in uk, also.
> 
> 	Michele
> > _________________________________________________________________________
> > | Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
> > | jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |
> > 



I'll admit that the fattest can be found in America.  The Germans arent fat,
they are just plain ugly.  As for the British, fuch you dick head, we have our
share, but 90% of them are better than those ugly, unshaven slags (who all
look the same to me) in France.

You are a bit of a wanker arnt you??

-- 
Mark 
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: JORN the Beatmaster
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 10:01:20 GMT

In article <1geg6qINNcmr@gemini.ksu.ksu.edu>, cress@gemini.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress) writes:

> Next time you use part of my article, try to clarify imbecile.
> I am here to flame morons like yourself.
> Have yourself a merry little wank.

No, the next time you READ something, try to digest it alittle alright? LOOK to
see if it APPLIES to you. IF it doesn't then DON'T WHINE AND PISS about it! Do
you have a fucking COPYRIGHT on your posts? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That's why we can
all SEE the post on alt.flame. What a brilliant fucking concept!!! That way we
ALL can flame the hell out of each other!! IMAGINE THAT! _OTHER_ people
actually read what others have to say! WOW! We should have a public service for
this sort of thing...WAIT!! WE ALREADY DO!!! I don't know how more CLEAR I
could have been. I said Norway... Garrett thought Kansas... I said JORN...
Garrett thought Garrett... I said idiot... Garrett thought Garrett. Hell, 1 out
of 3 isn't all that bad.

--The Phantom
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: nationalized health care
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:03:31 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1gfvueINNkp0@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:

>If my memory serves me correctly, Sweden has lots of things
>nationalized, but you have to pay a metric ton of your salary in
>taxes.  So, either you get most of your salary, and you pay out
>the nose for care, or you get hardly any of your salary, and
>health care is guaranteed.  I am also not sure of how much
>technology (in comparison to the US) that Sweden has.  You
>might have to pay a lot, but you also know that the U.S. *has*
>the technology.

>                                                --Liz

Ah, Sweden.  I have some friends there.  One friend said he broke his foot
in 3 places and needed surgery.  Well, since he could walk on it (painfully),
he was not an emergency case.  This was in 1988 and he is still waiting for 
the surgery.  He says this is typical of cases like his.  He could pay cash
to get sooner service, but it would cost him 30,000 Swedish crowns or so.  
That is $5,500 US.  

This is my limited understanding based on visits to Sverige and talking to
Swedes.

>--
>deal with it, pink boy
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                    !!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!
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 "Igornance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
 "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."

  - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
From: king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: A Boy and His Dick
Date: 18 Dec 92 13:44:21 GMT
Organization: DCIEM, Toronto, Canada

In article <P2R8s*MG0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>>  (I wrote) The Phantom, on the other hand, apparently has no dick
>> at all.
>
>Now now Stephen, that is hardly fair.  It is so obvious that he
>has no dick that it is 'too easy' to pick on him for that genetic
>defect.

Well dac, you're right about it not being fair, but then what in life is
fair? Almost nothing, as far as I can tell. I will argue about the
Phantom's lack of genitalia being a genetic defect, however. Is it not
obvious that he pulled it off himself? 
	
	He used to be a wanker, Until he wanked in anger.

>Point out his fetish for lutefisk instead. That ought to get him worried.

You've pointed it out; now it's up to the Phantom to explain himself. 

So, Phantom, what's this I hear about you and lutefisk?

-- 
                       Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
     ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mbrownel@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca (Mark Brownell)
Subject: MERRY CHRISTMAS - even to you, Ye[D[DJeff.
Organization: University of Toronto Chemistry Department
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 18:54:41 GMT


Hobbling on his crutches, Tiny Twitty opines...

>JEFF WITTY
>A.K.A. THE SOLDIER OF PEACE
>(Merry Christmas to all and a happy New Year)

Now that's more like it, Jeff!

And a very Merry Christmas to you!

Mark B. :-)

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama)
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Followup-To: news.net-cops.kevin-darcy
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:46:44 GMT

In article <katherim.724385555@sfu.ca> katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason) writes:
>Yes, I must say, I too, am suprised to hear this coming from an
>American.  Do you think that the US would even be a nation today
>without having recieved French assistance.  I would think you
>Americans with your we-are-all-imporatant attitude would think
>important in history those factors which led to your existance.

I'd like to apologize on behalf of all of America for the posts of Ms.
Liz Stewart.  She's quite a dim bulb, and we try not to let her out
often.  But, you know, sometimes they get away.  We're sorry if her
posts have caused you any mental or psychological harm, or have
caused you to thwack your head very hard in total disbelief of anything
she has said.  

				Our sincerest apologies,
				Pamela O Tuama
				Director, Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder Wing
				United States Veterans Home and Hospital


Please send all donations to liz@wpi.wpi.edu.  Clearly her salary
as "postmistress" is not sufficient to cover either the remedial
classes in history or the psychotherapy she so desperately needs.
From: d40937@babbage (Jean Yves Desbiens)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: What if Graley had a Clue !!
Date: 11 Dec 92 20:46:57 GMT
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

That's impossible, no way, not in this life or in
any other of his past lives as a factory reject,
a drifting pollution slick, a dioxine compound
or any other thoroughly obnoxious and expendable
junk he inhabited.

Well, even if he was to be reincarnated as a
clue, he still would be without.
  
Because then, he would be someone elses clue, and that
wouldn't help the recipient much. He is is such
a intellectual lightweight that if it wasn't for
the piles of wax in his ears, the putrid gases that
form his consciousness would have escaped in the
atmosphere and wiped out an entire specie of
endangered animals or spread a horrible
disease : terminal stupidity . 




Jean-Yves Desbiens                  | d40937@info.polymtl.ca
Etudiant en genie informatique      | 
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Newsgroups: alt.flame,soc.singles,soc.men.soc.women
From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Subject: Re: Duck and Jive (was Re: Pre-Sex Contract )
Organization: Who, me???
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 22:49:56 GMT

In article <1992Dec20.093518.28250@netcom.com> oleg@netcom.com (Oleg Kiselev) writes:
>
>A large number of single women can't change the diapers and manage to
>keep a job that pays enough to support themselves and their children.

Then why did they have those kids in the first place, and take custody of them?

							- Kevin

"It's almost becoming a challenge to get to to understand what it is I am 
 saying."
					Oleg Kiselev
					<1991Jun18.095108.16819@Veritas.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.tasteless.jokes