From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Cast your vote: Troll vs. Lara
Summary: Piercing a blowfish.
Keywords: Troll, the loser snot-faced brat whines and dines us.
Date: 13 Nov 92 19:20:47 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>*You probably remember how, like the Texann pussy you are, you dodged out of
> replying to "A Troll farewell, A troll hello", just so you could post some
> fresh slander here to no avail.   Don't worry, I understand if you couldn't
> handle it, we all do.

  Never fear, fish-bait.  I waxed your ass over there on that thread too,
  but you probably know that by now.  You know O Clueless One, this stuff
  ain't instantaneous.  I know it probably seems like magic to you since
  you're probably a home-ec major, but it isn't.

>* and you're some ignorant, loudmouth, hick of a Texan named Andy, probably a
> short little prick like Ross Perot.  Why would I need to hide behind a troll
 
  'Fraid not, little one.  If you saw me in person you might wet your 
  panties in fright that I might pick you up by your scrawny neck and 
  shake you like a rag doll.  But don't worry.  I don't need to resort
  to physical means to deal with an imbecile like you.

> handle?  Let's see, because all you big baddies like Rob Dobson, Lara, and
> MBur just scare me so much *not*.  What I choose to call myself is of no
> consequence to you as you're being roasted by my flames, just as the name of
> the undertaker handling your worthless shell when you die won't matter either.

  Sorry.  Lara's the only one of those mentioned who's not too scared of 
  me to reply to my posts.  Rob is positively scared to death of me.  He's
  even dropped that silly .sig he had and is just now recovering a little.
  As for MBur...  well, that's kinduv like talking to a rock.  

>*  [blah blah blah - nothing worth quoting... ]                         
> whatever your name is, you aren't even a memorable persona.  Does anybody
> out there know who the fuck this Andy guy is?  Never heard of ya pal, and
> in a few months, when your run here is done, I'll be glad to never hear of you
> again, unless its in the obituaries.   [ more of the same ]

  Yeah, I'm the guy who's going to teach you a little humility, if you're
  not hopelessly untrainable.  I'll bet you will be glad to never hear of
  me again since you look so stupid when contrasted with me.

>
>> Great handle though!  Who else would have thought of using the handle
>> "Troll"?   
>
>* Nobody around here with that much imagination . . .
>
>>   TROLL (verb) -  To fish by trailing a baited line behind a slowly
>> 		  moving boat.
>>         (noun) -  A lure used for trolling.      
>
>* Being a no account loser with no imagination, I wouldn't expect you to know
>  the definition of Troll as mythical beast similar to unicorn, dragon, etc.
>  Think back, way back, real hard . . . to when your mommy put you to bed
>  last night and read you that story after she changed your diaper and tucked
>  you in.  There might've been a troll in the story.
>

  Yes, we know you live in a fairy tale.  That's obvious by your insistence
  that you're not an inconsequential speck of fly dung.  Are you sure you
  didn't choose your little handle using MY definition above?  It seems
  to fit you better.

>* I had to leave to do schoolwork, but I'm back because due dates were moved
>  up, lucky you.  And, sorry, you can't pick on me.  Go back to picking the
>  fleas off of the rest of the baboons in your little troop- Bur, Lara, Rob,
>  Aza, &etc..
>
>							Troll

  No, I'm kind of busy right now with other things, so I'd rather pick on
  YOU.  It will require much less work on my part since you're such an 
  easy target.

  I'm just waiting for you to lose it and start foaming at the mouth
  with nothing but your usual contentless obscenities.  Then I'll declare
  victory and leave you stamping around piping in a shrill voice:

    "I won!  I won!  I won, I say!  Let's take a poll!"

  Face it.  Kennie got too boring and you're the next loser on my list.

  -- Andy
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