From: dmsilev@athena.mit.edu (Daniel M Silevitch)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: 100 question Purity Test
Date: 11 Oct 92 14:09:09 GMT
Article-I.D.: athena.1992Oct11.140909.2551
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology

This is the original Purity Test, written approximately 10 years ago. Enjoy!

   Male Version:

 Have you ever...
 
1.   Experienced an erection? (If no, try the female test.)
2.   Experienced an erection in the last three months?
3.   Experienced an erection for more than one hour continously?
4.   Had a wet dream?
5.   Had a date with a real live girl?
6.   Had a date past 4:00 AM?
7.   Had a date on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same weekend?
8.   Kissed a girl?
9.   Kissed a girl in the last three months?
10.  Kissed a girl while both of you were in the horizontal position?
11.  Kissed a girl on the neck?
12.  Kissed a girl on the first date?
13.  French kissed a girl?
14.  Nibbled on a girl's earlobe?
15.  Danced with a girl?
16.  Danced with a girl cheek to cheek?
17.  Experienced an erection while dancing with a girl?
18.  Had an ejaculation while dancing with a girl?
19.  Necked continously for more than 15 minutes?
20.  Necked continously for more than 2 hours?
21.  Pinched or patted a girl's buttocks?
22.  Petted below the shoulders (not your own)?
23.  Unfastened and removed a girl's bra?
24.  Fondled the covered breast of a girl?
25.  Fondled a girl's bare breast?
26.  Fondled a girl's bare breast in the last three months?
27.  Done #25 with a girl you picked up?
28.  Done #25 with a girl who was unconcious or asleep?
29.  Sucked the nipple of a human female subsequent to your weaning?
30.  Done #29 in the last three months?
31.  Put your hand under a girl's skirt?
32.  Fingered and fondled a girl's vagina?
33.  Done #32 in the last three months?
34.  Done #32 on the first date with a girl?
35.  Had your bare genitals fondled by a girl?
36.  Had an ejaculation while petting or being petted?
37.  Seen a completely nude woman in the flesh?
38.  Undressed a girl completely?
39.  Had a girl completely undress you?
40.  Gone swimming with a nude girl?
41.  Gone through the motion of sexual intercourse while fully
     dressed? 
42.  Been in bed since age 15 with a woman who was not more than 3 yrs
     younger than yourself?
43.  Told a girl you loved her while you did not?
44.  Told meaningless promises of marriage in order to seduce a girl?
45.  Fondled a girl less than 15 since you were 15?
46.  Intentionally jostled a woman you have never seen before?
47.  Discussed masturbation with a girl?
48.  Masturbated in the last three months?
49.  Masturbated at least once a week for the last three months?
50.  Masturbated at least once a day for the last three months?
51.  Told dirty jokes to, or been told by a girl?
52.  Been arrested?
53.  Read pornographic literature?
54.  Seen a pornographic movie?
55.  Seen a burlesque show?
56.  Smoked a cigarette, cigar, or pipe?
57.  Had an alchoholic drink?
58.  Barfed due to excessive consumption of alchohol?
59.  Passed out due excessive consumption of alchohol?
61.  Been propositioned by a homosexeul or propositioned another man?
62.  Had your bare genitals fondled by a man (other than your doctor)?
63.  Fondled the genitals of a man yourself?
64.  Been in a serious fight since you were 15?
65.  Used narcotics?
66.  Attempted to seduce a girl?
67.  Attempted to rape a girl?
68.  Ejaculated into a girl's mouth?
69.  ?
70.  Had sexual intercourse?
71.  Done #70 in the last three months?
72.  Done #70 without a condom?
73.  Done #70 with a virgin (not you)?
74.  Done #70 during her menstruation?
75.  Done #70 in a bed?
76.  Done #70 in a car?
77.  Done #70 in a dorm or frat?
78.  Done #70 dog fashion (from behind)?
79.  Done #70 Greek fashion (anal intercourse)?
80.  Done #70 sitting up?
81.  Done #70 on the first date?
82.  Done #70 with a girl who was asleep or unconcious?
83.  Done #70 with a girl of a different race?
84.  Done #70 with a prostitute?
85.  Done #70 with more than one girl?
86.  Done #70 with more than five girls?
87.  Done #70 with more than ten girls?
88.  Done #70 with more than one girl on the same night?
89.  Done #70 more than three times on the same night?
90.  Done #70 more than ten times with one particular girl?
91.  Ejaculated before an impending entry (messy, aren't you)?
92.  Had venereal disease?
93.  Been watched during intercouse by an impartial observer?
94.  Caused a girl to become pregnant?
95.  Committed statutory rape?
96.  Committed forcible rape?
97.  Committed zoophilia (screwed an animal)?
98.  Committed adultery?
99.  Committed incest?
100. Committed a felony other than those mentioned above?

    Female Version

  Have you ever...

1.   Menstruated? (If the answer is no, try taking the men's test)
2.   Used a tampon?
3.   Had a clitoral erection?
4.   Had a date with a real live man?
5.   Had a date past 4:00 AM
6.   Had a date Friday, Saturday and Sunday of the same weekend?
7.   Kissed a man?
8.   Kissed a man in the last three onths?
9.   Kissed a man while you were in the horizontal position?
10.  Kissed a man on the first date?
11.  French kissed a man?
12.  Ear frenched a (or by a) man?
13.  Danced with a man?
14.  Danced cheek to cheek with a man?
15.  Necked continously for more than 15 minutes?
16.  Necked continously for more than 2 hours?
17.  Lied to break a date?
18.  Gone steady?
19.  Petted below the shoulders?
20.  Gone swimming with a man in the nude?
21.  Bathed or showered with a man?
22.  Had your covered breast fondled by a man?
23.  Had a man fondle your bare breast?
24.  Done #23 in the last three months?
25.  Had a man remove your brassiere?
26.  Worn falsies?
27.  Had your bare breast fondled by a man who picked you up?
28.  Had you nipple sucked by a man subsequent to his weaning?
29.  Done #28 in the last three months?
30.  Had a man's hand under your skirt?
31.  Had your vagina fondled by a man?
32.  Had a man fondle your vagina on the first date?
33.  Had you vagina fondled in the last three months?
34.  Been in bed since age 13 with a man not more than two years older
     than yourself?
35.  Gone through the motion of secual intercourse while fully dressed?
36.  Seen a completely nude man?
37.  Been seen completely nude by a man?
38.  Been completely undressed by a man?
39.  Told a man you loved him when you didn't?
40.  Had two dates on the same night with two different men?
41.  Gone steady with two men at the same time?
42.  Told or listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?
43.  Read pornographic literature?
44.  Seen a pornographic movie?
45.  Seen a burlesque show?
46.  Masturbated?
47.  Discussed masturbation with a man?
48.  Masturbated in the last three months?
49.  Masturbated with foreign objects (e.g. coke bottle, cylindrical
     slide rule, etc.)?
50.  Masturbated while menstruating?
51.  Reached a sexual climax?
52.  Smoked a cigareete, cigar, pipe, or used chewing tobacco?
53.  Been arrested?
54.  Had an alcoholic drink?
55.  Barfed due to excessive drinking?
56.  Passed out due to exessive consumption of alchohol?
57.  Used narcotics?
58.  Been propositioned by a lesbian, or propositioned another woman?
59.  Had a homosecual experience with another woman?
60.  Had your bare genitals fondled by another woman?
61.  Been the victim of (attempted) rape?
62.  Been engaged?
63.  Committed zooerastia (bestiality)?
64.  Unbuckled a man's belt or unzipped a man's fly?
65.  Undressed a man completely?
66.  Fondled a man's bare genitals?
67.  Sucked a penis (a man's)?
68.  Participated in cunnilingus with a man?
69.  ?
70.  Had sexual intercourse?
71.  Done #70 in the last three months?
72.  Done #70 without a condom?
73.  Done #70 with a virgin (him, not you)?
74.  Done #70 during menstruation (yours)?
75.  Done #70 in a bed?
76.  Done #70 in a car?
77.  Done #70 in a dorm or frat?
78.  Done #70 dog fashion (from rear)?
79.  Done #70 Greek fashion (anal intercourse)?
80.  Done #70 sitting up?
81.  Done #70 on the first date?
82.  Done #70 with a man of a different race?
83.  Done #70 with more than one man?
84.  Done #70 with more than five men?
85.  Done #70 with more than ten men?
86.  Done #70 with more than one man on the same night?
87.  Done #70 more than three times on the same night?
88.  Done #70 more than ten times with one particular man (or one that
     is not so particular)?
89.  Taken money for sexual intercourse?
90.  Been "employed" in a house of ill repute?
91.  Been watched during sexual intercourse by an impartial observer?
92.  Had venereal disease?
93.  Become pregnant?
94.  Had an abortion?
95.  Had an illegitimate child?
96.  Participated in a gang bang?
97.  Committed statutory rape (oh yes, you can)?
98.  Committed adultery?
99.  Committed incest?
100. Committed a felony other than those mentioned above?



Daniel Silevtich                          dmsilev@athena.mit.edu
Massachusetts Institute of Technology