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From: kosmatoo@JSP.UMontreal.CA (Kosmatos Odisseas)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Alt.flame -> to be closed
Summary: Geeks
Date: 21 Dec 92 07:18:53 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

This newsgroup must be the most moronic newsgroup on the entire net.

   (I am judging the newsgroup from what those who are reading
    this message right now will probably sound like when they
    reply to this post, and from reading a couple of other posts)

If that was too complicated for you to understand, no surprise there.

 ---- Comments: ----

I suggest you people try reading 'alt.tasteless' where they have discussions
on how to change the color of their crap by eating different foods. Or perhaps
try comp.sys.amiga.advocacy, which is the same thing but related to computers.
They need more serious posting there. This newsgroup has its fair share already

[I'm glad I could contribute to alt.flame.]
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=*= shammer@mafalda.math.mcgill.ca =*=
From: cress@discovery.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: K e n Doesn't Require New Tactics
Date: 14 Dec 1992 21:43:58 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: discovery.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <jorngh.188.724366333@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
>In article <Bz3L5r.KK0@cs.psu.edu> Kenneth J Robinson repeats ...
>>
>>In fact, those three adjectives describe you very well, Mr. Dobson.
>>But again, you are misinformed, for K e n is K e n.
>>
>>>you shit suking robot picece of shit mutherfucker
>>
>>Such pathetic language skills. One typically thinks of an
>>immature brat, when seeing such utter waste. K e n suggests
>>you query your mother about washing procedures for your 
>>largest facial orifice.
>
>J O R N  t h i n k s  y o u ' r e  a n  i d i o t  .  .  .
>
>What the fuck is this stupid 'K e n' shit anyway ? As much as I
>hate it I agree with Dobson regarding your repetitiveness, you
>can't blow out a flame with 'Because K e n is K e n' ! If you've
>run out of arguments, stop posting remarks like 'K e n thinks
>you're an idiot'. I mean, it's as impressive as seeing a car on
>the freeway.
>
>Ken is Ken my ass, go lick your mothers out-fucked cunt and
>FUCK YOUR SPACE KEY.
>
====
That's why he has the spaces in his name.
From: d40937@aiken (Jean Yves Desbiens)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Tangled mess, phantom hits the fan
Date: 11 Dec 92 23:05:26 GMT
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

The phantom : what an original name for flamer, disguising yourself 
as an half-wit maniac to mask the fact that you are even less of
a luminary than that. So my posts are boring, they would be for
someone who has a degree in finger painting, what !!! no pictures.
And what a come back "snore", must have taken you a whole night
to think that one up. In fact, you are the boring twit on this net,
only a complete nitwit would be proud of not being able to read a
whole post because their poor brain hurts and they are so sleepy.  

Continue taking those 25 valiums a day you need to shut out
the shame of what you did to your mother by being born.

--
Jean-Yves Desbiens                  | d40937@info.polymtl.ca
Etudiant en genie informatique      | 
Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal Can | 
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Jean-Yves Desbiens                  | d40937@info.polymtl.ca
Etudiant en genie informatique      | 
Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal Can | 
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: scottb@sun1x.actc.res.utc.com (Scottb)
Subject: Re: BAD NEWS YOU PISSANTS
Organization: United Technologies Research Center
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 21:46:38 GMT

Have no fear Mr. J S Graley, we won't miss you either.
-- 
Disclaimer:  I didn't do it!  Nobody saw me do it!  You can't prove anything! 
             My opinions are my own.   They do not reflect anyone/thing else!
\/       preferred        \/
scottb%nw8550@utrcgw.utc.com            |           sdb@rcinet.utc.com
From: king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Merry Christmas
Date: 18 Dec 92 14:09:54 GMT
Organization: Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine

I would like to take this opportunity to wish all alt.flame readers a very

		Merry Christmas, 

and I hope that you all live long enough to enjoy a 

		Happy New Year.

I extend these season's greetings to the Phantom, the Doctor, the Soldier
of Fortune and Ted KKKaldis, all of whom I hope will receive a little
humanity in their Christmas stockings. They need it.

-- 
                       Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
     ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
From: d40937@aiken (Jean Yves Desbiens)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: The Conflagration Spreads  [Was Re: Gun toting american fools]
Date: 17 Dec 92 01:12:41 GMT
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Andy Hart (andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org) wrote:
: >(Jean Yves Desbiens (some guy named like a cheap perfume)) writes:
: [ a bunch of anti-american invective ]
: 
: And by the way, Mr. Cheap Frog Perfume, I can understand ingratitude from 
: the English... but YOU guys really owe us.
: 
: I understand there's a tiny contingent of Frenchies over there assisting
: us in Somalia (where once again we have to do the long overdue dirty work).

Better smell like cheap ferfume than toxic methane from the waste
dump you live in.

And yes it is long overdue, you had to wait until the election were
over before moving your big powerful butt. Political debates are way 
more important than saving lives, aren't they... And there are 1300
canadians in Somalia ( on the 30000 total) this corresponds to about 7%
of the american contigent which is about in line with our population
difference. But there are canadians soldiers serving almost permanently
under the UN flag all over the world : about 8000. 
--
Jean-Yves Desbiens                  | d40937@info.polymtl.ca
Etudiant en genie informatique      | 
Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal Can | 
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From: bob1@cos.com (Bob Blackshaw)
Subject: Re: in American defense...
Organization: Corporation for Open Systems
Distribution: world 
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 14:59:58 GMT

In <1992Dec16.193356.1270@physchem.ox.ac.uk> pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs) writes:


>In article <1992Dec14.135221.12984@bsu-ucs>, 01smpowell@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu (prison or bust.) writes:
>> 
>> i'd just like to make it clear to the rest of the world that the Americans
>> that you encounter on newsgroups such as this aren't a good population 
>> sample.

>Is it possible to have "good population sample" of Americans?
>They are all a bunch of wierdos.  (I was really tempted to say fucking
>wierdos, but there has been far too much fuck coming from Kevin recently.)

Yes, you chaps do seem to suffer from a very limited vocabulary. Weirdos?
Well, perhaps some of our sports fans do look a trifle odd, but at least
they don't riot in the streets at home and abroad, or tear down stadia.

>>         the rest of us Americans generally try to ignore the lot of them.
>> but take my word for it, we do know how annoying they can be and how nice 
>> it would be if they would finally stop inbreeding and try to educate
>> themselves.

>Educated Americans - not a hope.

Really? Odd that the Nobel Prize Committee seems to believe otherwise.

>>              however, this is about as likely as getting them to take off 
>> their caps lock while typing their subject line. and remeber: they can't 
>> gain any intellectual evolution with a gene pool that includes family members,
>> so they really don't have a chance. perhaps with the new government here,
>> America can be a world power that won't play this "my dick is bigger than 
>> yours" game. we'll see.

>America is America no matter which fucking government you've got.

Exactly! And we like it just fine. Oh, there are a few tweaks to be made
here and there, but by and large it's pretty damned good. What? You don't
agree? Try and imagine just how much we care. As to government, we at least,
do not support a lot of useless so-called blue bloods at public expense.
Come on Pete, join the 21st century.
>Pete

Have a good day.

Bob.

>ps Is there a limited CAPITAL budget in the US of A?

>-- 
>=============================================================================
>Pete Biggs :{)                         Janet: pete@uk.ac.ox.physchem
>                                    Internet: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk
>=============================================================================
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: maucl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J Sloman)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: MAUCL@CSV.WARWICK.MORON.BRITISH.HOMOS
Date: 12 Dec 92 04:14:38 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: chive.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <1992Dec11.151006.12924@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
!Just a quick note. 
!
!Is it just me or are there two people on the Mr. J S Graley account?

Er, no, we are different people. VERY different people.

!This must mean it takes two morons in Britain to come up with one
!posting!  Simple math, half a brain plus half a brain equals a whole
                  ^^^^
Math? What's that? We study maths over here...

!brain! Everyone needs a whole brain to post such articles on this
!newsgroup. 

Well, we both post, and we both have whole brains, thanks.

!...
!...yes I do have a whole brain. 

Does your brain look nice in the little jar you keep in your room?

!
>JEFF WITTY
>A.K.A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, U.S. ARMY 
aka a complete prat.


-- 
Jonathan   (CFRN)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,misc.test,alt.test
From: MAC
Subject: Re: Test
Originator: bur@ultisol
Keywords: Test
Reply-To: spandian@nyx.cs.du.edu
Organization: Testing helpers.
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 20:48:44 GMT

In article <1992Dec18.064135.27815@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> spandian@nyx.cs.du.edu (Nidya) writes:
> This is a test. 
> Please ignore.
>- Nidya.
>

Hope this helps with your test, Nidya.

TTFN,
M
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: spandian@nyx.cs.du.edu (Nidya)
Subject: Test
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 06:41:35 GMT

 This is a test. 
 Please ignore.
- Nidya.
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Michelle the girly man wop
Date: 17 Dec 92 14:18:39 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <BzDKpM.9oy@news.iastate.edu> wyvern@iastate.edu (Nuno Bettencourt) writes:

>In article <kspousta.724541768@qualcom> kspousta@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Kevin Spousta) writes:
>>
>        You're not 'spousta' ask that question!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!  *sigh*

      
         BBBBBBBB         OOOOO          OOOOO
         BB     BB       O     O        O     O
         BB     BB      OO     OO      OO     OO
         BB     B       OO     OO      OO     OO
         BBBBBBB        OO     OO      OO     OO   
         BB     B       OO     OO      OO     OO
         BB     BB      OO     OO      OO     OO
         BB     BB       O     O        O     O
         BBBBBBBB         OOOOO          OOOOO

, hiss.

 ----------------------!!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!-------------------
 ObQuotes:
 "Ignorance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
 "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."

  - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
    Visit the SOUNDING BOARD BBS 214-596-2915, a Wildcat! BBS
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 02:02:40 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.195948.11247@epas.toronto.edu> dhyder@epas.utoronto.ca (David Hyder) writes:
>>
>>I've haven't read such tacky bullshit in a long time.  You also seem to subscribe
>>to misconception that an ill-metered verse using long words makes good poetry or
>>song lyrics.  You're a pretentious, overbearing fuck.  I bet you wrote that shit
>
>And you, pal, can't fucking spell. What is "ill-metered" verse anyway?
>That's *metre* dimwit.
>
>David Hyder

WOW! You found one mis-spelled word ?!?! Hell of a flame. Get
real, man. There are yanks and brits with worse language skills
than our italian scum showed here, so don't you fucking flame
foreigners for shitty things like that. You know perfectly well
what he meant.

Heck, you're wasting my time.

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: I love the US of A
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 01:58:01 GMT

Kevin Walsh writes ...
>>
>> 			JAMES BENZELESKI (TROLL)
>> 			CITIZEN, U.S.A.
>>
>You've got some nerve posting a name like that into alt.flame!
>
>No wonder you usualy hide behind your alias.
>

At least he hasn't a boring un-original name like Walsh,
someone probably made it up while wa(l)shing their ass.

I know, it's non-english and it's no good but you're also
a narrow minded twit.

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: PHANTOM BLOWS IT (Thinks blondes originated in Norway)
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 20:32:11 GMT

The Phantom raves ...
>
>> Pathetic worm, you make me laugh ! Where the hell did the myth
>> about the brainless blonde come from ?
>            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>JORN, since you have the intellect of Captin Caveman, I'll see if I can lead
>you on this one: Norway... blondes... Norway... blondes... blondes... Norway...
>Hmm... can you guess what I'm trying to say? Certainly blondes didn't ORGINATE
>from Norway right, dickhead?

As I've repeatedly posted today : YOU'RE A FAT CLUELESS MAGGOT ...

Did blondes genetically *originate* from Norway ? That's so stupid
that I really don't believe my eyes !!! The first blonde on earth was
certainly *not* from Norway. Where *do* you get your facts ?

I was talking about the likes of Marilyn Monroe and various other
stupid female actresses. The Hollywood industry created an image
of the blonde woman as a brainless slut. There's so much human
trash in the Hollywood industry exploiting others that it's a
shame to the US of fucking A.

>> The fattest, most repulsive chicks on earth can be found in USA.
>
>That is one HELL of a pick-up line JORN. JORN NO LIKEUM AMERICAN WOOOOMAN! JORN
>USEUM BIG STICKUM AND DRAG WOOOOMAN OUT TO CAVE!!!

Do you have a problem writing english you son of a satan
worshipper ? You're the one with a primitive view on women,
Blondes from Norway, remember ?

YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE, PHANTOM THE CLUELESS !

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: JORN the Beatmaster
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 19:16:10 GMT

In article <1gbpobINNq4@conquest.ksu.ksu.edu>, cress@conquest.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress) writes:

> I'm afraid you screwed up who was writing what article.
> Are you under the delusion that I am from Norway.  Uh uh.
> I can't tell if your flaming me or the guy that attempted to
> flame me?

Do I have to fucking spell this out? Is your name JORN? Are you from Norway? No
to both? Gee, I guess I was flaming the other guy, huh?

> Next time read the whole article before so you can make a somewhat
> intelligent contribution to the thread, okay.
> Try not to get up on your high horse quite so quick.

Next time you get this anal over the passive voice, try to sit down and ask
yourself... "Why am I here?" and go with that thought.

--The Phantom
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: JORN, Jean-Yves, and Stephen King.....
Date: 15 Dec 92 16:23:50 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec15.095314.13039@bsu-ucs>, 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
> 
> JEFF WITTY
> A.K.A THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, US ARMY
> (Yes, I am a military expert, a proud soldier, and a damn great American!) 

You are a moron, you are an Homo, and the Mafia scares you....

	Michele
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: A little posting Decorum (was Re:BAD NEWS YOU PSSANTS)
Date: 12 Dec 92 10:01:28 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

In article <1992Dec11.161932.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:

>  [ Oh boy.  Phantom gives posting lessons. ]
>similarily we can get headaches from idiots...
 
You are living proof.  My head hurts already.


>Not all of us have 9600 baud, you know.
>
>--The Phantom





 
















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 Really?







































 You are not running at 9600 baud?








































 How tough for YOU, spookie-wookie.




  



































  9600 baud is great.








































  You should try it sometime.  When you get a real job and actually 
  start earning a living, perhaps you'll be able to upgrade your
  modem.



































Until then,













































Tough Shit.

  -- Andy
From: cress@conquest.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: JORN the Beatmaster
Date: 11 Dec 1992 22:27:55 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: conquest.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <1992Dec11.203440.1@acad.drake.edu>, vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>In article <1gb34hINNqcj@sam.ksu.ksu.edu>, cress@sam.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress) writes:
>> Why do keep bringing up the gulf war?  It wasn't even a big deal.
>> We went in and did what we were supposed to do and now it's over.
>> I didn't sit there and drool over the news when they showed a missile
>> firing.
>
>Hey! I did! Every single time they fired a missile I counted Iraqi bodies. All
>the less my cousins had to deal with. So did Norway committ troops? No. Becasue
>you are all pathetic. You want to know why Americans were so involved (at home)
>with the war? BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE DYING YOU FUCKING IMBECILE!! MAYBE if you had
>friends there you would have you would the slightest clue! But, you have proven
>yourself to be a clueless fuck. JORN, Mr.Beastmaster... er... shall I say Mr.
>Beatmaster, you are a prick. You area freshman who doesn't have the slightest
>grasp of reality, and what is going on in the world. You have lived a shelted
>life becasue OUR soldiers keep the peace in the world. Someone screws around,
>we roll them over. Find a corner, drop your pants, and make your mark in the
>world, okay slugger?
>
>--The Phantom

I'm afraid you screwed up who was writing what article.
Are you under the delusion that I am from Norway.  Uh uh.
I can't tell if your flaming me or the guy that attempted to
flame me?
You state you had cousins in the war.  Well I feel for you, but
you conveniently deleted the part where I said that I did *not*
have any relative over there.
Since I had no one over there that I personally knew, I did not
take such an active role at home.
Sure I supported the troops, dickweed.  What do you think I am
some kinda communist or something?
I didn't watch every instant of the war because Iraq was so 
overpowered that I didn't have to worry about an extended war where
a lot of American lives were taken.

Next time read the whole article before so you can make a somewhat
intelligent contribution to the thread, okay.
Try not to get up on your high horse quite so quick.

Garrett
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Auto Mechanics of the 21st Century [Was Re: You're the top...]
Date: 17 Dec 92 16:05:37 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>
>
>You know what is scarry... you guys are the top of the heap
>around here.  It is you guys that are going to rule the world in
>the next generation because you are the only ones with enough
>intelegence to operate the computers that are running society! 
>It is scarry that there are people out there that are even more
>ignorant than the wankers who frequent alt.flame.
>
>FUCK YOU ALL!

Wrong.  In the 21st century we'll be the equivalent of auto mechanics.
I'm planning on opening up my own franchise.  Some names I'm considering
are:

   Jiffy Code 
   Andy's Programming Emporium and Tanning Salon
   Nybbles n' Bits
   The Logic Lounge
   Park n' Process
   etc.

"Yes'm.  I'm 'fraid you got a bad while loop.  I'm gonna hafta
 send for parts."

In the 21st century, it will still be the bull-shitters who rule the   
world:  salesmen, marketing wonks, and executive golfers.

-- Andy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@orchid.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: dummy
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 21:08:19 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.152345.24983@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>> dw@unislc.uucp (Dan Wright) writes:
>
>>
>>He reminds me of the British portrayed in the Beetle's song _All the
>>Lonely People_.
>
>Thats spelled Beatles and the song is called Elanor Rigby, pindick.

Hmmm, a spelling flame which includes a spelling error. Mr. Dobson
has again shown his incompetence to us all. K e n believes that most
semi-intelligent individuals can identify with Mr. Wright's
sentence and understand it, but apparently you cannot deal with
slight, miniscule errors. It is time that you get a grip on life.

K e n   R o b i n s o n