HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: andrewb@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Andrew Bevin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 28 Sep 92 23:58:29 GMT
Organization: Fujitsu New Zealand

In article <1992Sep26.000442.3824@darwin.ntu.edu.au> hoffmann@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (Arthur Hoffmann) writes:
>In article <1992Sep21.035843.3401@lugb.latrobe.edu.au>, 9124704t@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Paul Veiser) writes:
>> In article <1992Sep8.075304.5164@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>> >
>> >Shaw's Principle:
>> >    Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will
>> >    want to use it.
>> What does that say about Mac users? ;-)
>> 
>> Paul Veiser
>Everything. :)

You mean a Mac is a computer system? 
I thought it was just a tool that allowed me to get my work done quickly 
and easily.

Andrew "Stress free Mac user" Bevin.


-- 
Andrew Bevin      			                     andrewb@icl.co.nz
SDC, Fujitsu New Zealand                      ## I do not speak for Fujitsu! ##
Auckland, New Zealand   
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From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Re: WANTED: Apartment Complex Practical Jokes
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 23:38:19 GMT

In article <19ss2iINNb4h@overload.lbl.gov>, prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem) writes:


>	OK. Someone requested a practical joke to play on a landlord, right ??
>
>	Here is something that was actually done by a friend of mine in
>	college !!
>
>	(The landlord had already told him he wouldn't get 
>	 his money back-- BIG MISTAKE!!)
>
>	For the last two weeks in the apartment, my pal collected a lot of
>	__organic__ garbage. He used to pick up banana peels, onion shavings,
>	chicken-skin etc from all his friends' apartments. Stuff that normally 
>	starts to stink in a couple of days. (You now have a pretty good idea 
>	where this is going, don't you ??)
>
>	Anyway, he collected all this garbage and, on the day he moved out,
>	he stuffed it in very hard to reach places all around the apartment, 
>	such as :
>		1. Behind __EVERY__ heating element
>		2. Inside the refrigerator
[rest of story deleted]

I similar thing was done in our barracks while I was in the army.
There was a room where everybody was on leave for a week.
Meanwhile, some person or persons unknown entered the unlocked room
and spread around an amount of shrimps. Now, as some will know -
dead shrimp has an aroma strikingly similar to hot pussy.
Ah, what fumes....they cleaned and clean, but smell stuck for a MONTH.

Have a cold one...


-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Be careful when you look into the abyss...because if you
look too long, the abyss will also look into you. - Nietzche
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gupta@eos.ncsu.edu (Prashant Gupta)
Subject: Did you know that 97.34% of all statistics is made up? 
To: biswas@stat.ncsu.edu
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 17:53:41 GMT

In article <martin.717329678@marsh>, martin@cs.curtin.edu.au (Martin
Dougiamas) writes:
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Path:
taco!rock!concert!uvaarpa!darwin.sura.net!spool.mu.edu!uwm.edu!rpi!batco
omputer!munnari.oz.au!uniwa!cujo!martin
From: martin@cs.curtin.edu.au (Martin Dougiamas)
Subject: What do you call... (was: No arms & no legs ...)
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Thu, 24 Sep 1992 10:14:38 GMT

rstenson@spartan.ac.BrockU.CA (Ronald Ernest Stenson) writes:

>What do you call two men with no arms and no legs ...
>Hanging over your window                        Curt 'n Rod

I think this one is better told as:
What do you call two guys holding up a curtain?   Curt'n'Rod.

>Dog with no legs        It doesn't matter he can't come anyway.
>Cow with no legs        Ground beef
>Cow with no front legs  Lean beef
>A fox with one leg      Terry

Might as well add the deer jokes to the list if you're going to 
include animals...:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?                       
	No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
	Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
	Still no fuckin' idea.

and so on...
--
,------------------------------------------------------------.      _ .
| I don't want no diversion           Martin Dougiamas.      |   _r| Ll\
| I don't need no bread and jam    martin@cs.curtin.edu.au   |  |  |    \
| I wanna breathe the air             Curtin University      |  \  |_   /
| and be exactly where I am.      Perth, Western Australia  -+-> x~  `-'
`==== Robyn Hitchcock ======================================='        V
From: cholette@JSP.UMontreal.CA (Cholette Martin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cascade the Flames of Love
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:17:04 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

In article <1992Oct02.024850.114444@zeus.calpoly.edu> jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch) writes:
>>>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
>>I suppose you think we really care!
>Cascades are funny, just my fare!
>
Hun? What?  I'll have my steak rare!

Michael Bertrand,
 __________    _      _   ________         _      _    _      _
|             |     /    |                |     /      \     /  
    |         |    /     |   _____        |    /        \   /   
    |         |          |                |              >      
    |         |    \     |   _____        |    \        /   \   
    |         |     \    |                |     \      /     \ _ 
  
cholette@jsp.umontreal.ca
From: Lloyd_Sumpter@mindlink.bc.ca (Lloyd Sumpter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Native jokes
Date: 4 Oct 92 16:15:38 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world


With apologies to the Natives I grew up with...

   An old Indian went into the drugstore "Me Wantum Rubber!"
The proprietor gives him one, and he leaves. Next day, he's back.

   " No good. Left ball go WUMP, right ball go WUMP, rubber go BANG!"

   So the proprietor gives him the deluxe, superstrong, guaranteed condom.
The next day, he's back.

   " No good.  Left ball go WUMP, right ball go WUMP, rubber go BANG!"

   So the proprietor goes into the back, takes an inner tube from a truck
tire, welds up a comdom from it, and give it to him.  The next day, he's
back, but he's in rough shape.

   " No good. Left ball go WUMP, right ball go WUMP, rubber go WUMP, balls
go BANG!"




--

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<semi-YAHOO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
                    Lloyd_Sumpter@mindlink.bc.ca
             "Amiga made it - Commodore screwed it up"
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From: i0b8356@summa.tamu.edu (Ivan Berrios)
Subject: Re: Drunk joke!!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A & M University
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 03:35:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.001911.18692@ccu.umanitoba.ca>, umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Brian Frank Wawryk) writes...
> 
>Remember this joke when you're drunk.
> 
>Q:  What's the difference between an orange?
> 
>A:  A red bicycle because a green vest has no sleeves.
> 
>You'll get it when you're drunk, trust me.


	What the @#%(%$@#!*^%?


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dagr@edb.tih.no (Dag Rambraut,o92a)
Subject: Re: Hello
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 12:20:23 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you have anything better to say?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps there is some better way?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, there MUST be, I should say!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wish this would just go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It might, but not today.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think what U need is a lay!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>So go to Norway!
>>>>>>>>>>>>Or maybe to Paraguay...
>>>>>>>>>>>But I wanna pray!
>>>>>>>>>>Oh so you are not a gay?
>>>>>>>>>I am,but I want it anyway!
>>>>>>>>Is it going to finsh in June or May?
>>>>>>>Depends How much are you goig to stay!!
>>>>>>This rhyme,I will not betray.
>>>>>Hmmmm...Hey!
>>>>Did you said "ney"?
>>>No way Jose!
>>Jose dances in ballet...
>Jose vive in la calle.
Jose go dead in a tralle.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aaiken@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (Andrew C. Aiken)
Subject: WOODY ALLEN
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 15:44:20 GMT


What does Woody Allen, Cheerios, and Kodak Film have in common?



(Give up?)




All three contain Carbon.
From: vaurenta@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Ford Prefect)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sorority Jokes by request
Date: 2 Oct 92 07:52:02 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

Why do sorority girls never wear red underwear?
Red means "Stop".

Sorority girls are always very nice. They never use four-letter words like "Stop" and "Don't".

What is the best way to kill a sorority girl?
Put a mirror on the bottom of her bathtub.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jss@kepler.unh.edu (Spectre)
Subject: Re: Purity Test
Organization: University of No Holidays - UNH - East somewhere
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 23:16:16 GMT


Since we've been on the topics of purity testing, I'm curious of the lowest
and highest scores encountered.  

This is for posterity, so don't lie............

To answer for myself, one of my Roommates has taken the record with 21.5, with
another of my roommates coming in close second with 25.7.
As for highest, that goes to my ex-girlfriend, who pulled off a 92% (note the
the 'ex' part of girlfriend :)

				-Jeff
-- 
'Get behind early so you have plenty of time to catch up'
|         Jeff Schreiber               | "The way to ski these things [moguls] |
|       jss@kepler.unh.edu             |  Is to go to total panic..............|
|    j_schreiber@unhh.unh.edu          |  Then....Back off." -Mike Hatrup      |
               My opinions are mine and only mine. I don't care 
               if they are wrong and you can't have them anyway!
From: tom@ecst.csuchico.edu (Sicilian Mob Type)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: purity test needed
Date: 5 Oct 92 03:38:49 GMT
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: cscihp.ecst.csuchico.edu

In article <1992Oct2.173110.22360@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> brock@cuckoo.cps.msu.edu (Jeffrey C Brock) writes:
>I need to get my hands on hte purity test.
>I would like the 500 question version, but will take any larger version.
>Please post or let me know how I can get a copy.
>

O'God, not this again.........So do you and 1/2 million other people.
Would one of you dorks just post the stupid thing.
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 5 Oct 92 18:29:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: nntp_ser.28586
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <BvKpsp.Hw0@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Ivan Something) writes:
|> hees@cubic.com (Phil Hees) writes:
|> 
|> >"It's 5:00 AM: do you know where _your_ power switch is?"
|> 
|> No, but it's definitely not on laugh mode.

Just rember that great Russian inventor that invented the electrical
device that is on just about every electrical device. His name
Voldameer Onoffski invented the Onoff switch, sometimes called the
Vol onoff switch.


B-)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.politics.misc,logic.bizarre
From: jwh@citi.umich.edu (Jim Howe)
Subject: Re: Clinton doesn't understand business (was: A SAD JOKE!)
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 09:05:23 EDT
Organization: IFS Project, University of Michigan
Distribution: usa
Reply-To: jwh@citi.umich.edu

In article <1992Sep29.204836.16140@news.columbia.edu>, egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
|> In article <1992Sep29.115932.15876@njitgw.njit.edu> lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt) writes:
|> >
|> >Having ran a business myself (an Air conditioning contracting firm, 
|> >for 8 years ) I know what its like to lose sleep, worrying about wether I 
|> >could get enough work to keep my employees busy and keep food on their
|> >tables.  Neither Clinton nor Gore have ever had the need to meet a
|> >payroll, pay for office space, provide workers compensation insurance, 
|> >etc. I believe that, before anyone attempts to meddle with the business 
|> >structure of America, they should at very least have some real world 
|> >experiance.
|> 
|> Has Bush done what you've done, build a business more or less from
|> scratch?  Sure, he's dabbled in the private economy, but he was staked
|> with $300,000 from his father (around $1.5M in today's dollars).  Bush
|> has spent, oh, around 25 years in public service since then.
|> 

There's no doubt about it, Bush is sailing without a compass as far
as domestic policy is concerned.  However, at least he hasn't proposed
taxes on job creation like Clinton.  Clinton claims his plan will
create jobs, and yet his plan would increase the cost of hiring and
maintaining full time employees.  His training tax, pay or play scheme,
family leave, etc. all raise the cost of having employees.  Apparently
Bill hasn't learned that if you want more of something you lower its
cost, and if you want less of something, you raise its cost.  Taxing
employment raises costs and is a curious way to encourage job creation.


James W. Howe                  internet: jwh@citi.umich.edu
University of Michigan             uucp: uunet!mailrus!citi.umich.edu!jwh
Ann Arbor, MI   48103-4943         
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dsamm@boi.hp.com (Dan Sammartino)
Subject: Re: Yogi Berra lines
Organization: Hewlett-Packard
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 19:14:34 GMT

In article <168729F6A.SDENARO@vm.poly.edu> SDENARO@vm.poly.edu writes:
>In article <1992Sep29.101556.1@pearl.tufts.edu>
>mweinste@pearl.tufts.edu writes:
> 
>>
>>Mantle: What time is it?
>>Yogi: You mean right now?
>>
> 
>Reporter: Yogi, you look cool today...
>Yogi:     Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself...
> 
>--
>SAL DENARO      "Live Fast, Die Young, Hack 'C'"
>sdenaro@polyvm.poly.edu    sdenaro@polyvm.bitnet

In my opinion, the best Yogi-ism:

Reporter: Hey Yogi what do you think about that restaurant?
Yogi: No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded.
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Best Election Bumper Sticker
Date: 2 Oct 92 16:19:50 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Distribution: usa
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <920111@hpnmdla.sr.hp.com>, kurts@hpnmdla.sr.hp.com (Kurt Strain) writes:
|> "Vote for Perot" - attached to bumper by velcro.

Actually the 'Perot 92" bumper stickers are magnetic, they remove
just as easily.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: yozzo@watson.ibm.com (Ralph Yozzo)
Subject: Warning: UV radiation may cause more than skin cancer
Date: Mon, 05 Oct 1992 16:04:09 GMT
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM T.J. Watson Research Center


 
Did you hear about the lady that is suing the tanning salon for
sexual harassment?
 
She claims that she was "ultra-violeted"!
 
Ralph Yozzo (YOZZO at WATSON, internet:yozzo@watson.ibm.com)
From the Beautiful and Historic Hudson Valley of NY State
-- 
Ralph Yozzo (yozzo@watson.ibm.com)  
From the beautiful and historic Mid-Hudson Valley area of NY state
From: mike@leah.prc.utexas.edu (Michael Kline)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE
Date: 5 Oct 92 16:25:38 GMT
Organization: Population Research Center, UT-Austin

In article <1992Sep28.231428.196@newshost.anu.edu.au> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>In article <1992Sep28.132626.20364@hemlock.cray.com> djg@cray.com (Dennis Guldan) writes:
>>   I heard there was a new ending to the funniest joke in the world
>>the GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE... has anyone heard it.
>>
>>   Dan Quayl 
>
>Can someone post me a copy of the Green Golf Ball Joke?? I used to have a 
>copy.. but I lost it ;-) *grin*
>--

I had a copy but was told to take all references to ggbj off of the computer.
Sorry :-(

Mike
-----
Here's to the funniest joke I never heard!


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st910856@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Subject: Re: Did you ever realize ???
Reply-To: st910856@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 14:20:20 GMT

In article <ZBaTRB2w164w@cellar.org>, kml@cellar.org (Scott Tiger) writes:
>david@c-cat.UUCP (dave) writes:
>
>> 
>> Did you ever realize that there is no blue food found in nature ?
>> 
>
>Actually, yes, I did realize this some time ago, while listening to a
>George Carlin album...
>
>             Also, Charlottesville must be destroyed.
>
Come on Guys, Ever see *Blue* Berries, TRue they are QUITE dark, but They are
Blue none the less. I am sure there are other things.
Objoke:
Did you know that the Main processor on a Sega Genesis (TM) is the same one
On a Macintosh SE/30. Hmmmmm, Good Game or Stupid computer?
From: kvdoel@cs.ubc.ca (Kees van den Doel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Political Humor
Date: 25 Sep 1992 22:53:04 -0700
Organization: Computer Science, University of B.C., Vancouver, B.C., Canada
NNTP-Posting-Host: cascade.cs.ubc.ca

In article <1992Sep25.163443.12600@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:

>jsen@.oracle.com (Joydeep Sen) writes:
>>test
> [tirade deleted]
>-- 
>Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com
>(This is not an official opinion/statement of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
>"There is nothing wrong with making up .signature quotes, but... make *new*
>ones." - Apologies to Henry Spencer and D.Sim



Hey, that was not funny at all! Maybe this is:

To misquote from "A Primer on How to Work With the Usenet Community",
currently posted as 'Message-ID: <spaf-etiquette_716962647@cs.purdue.edu>'
in news.announce.newusers:

          Forget that the Person on the Other Side is Human

  Because your interaction with the network is through a computer it is easy
  to forget that there are people "out there." Situations arise where
  emotions erupt into a verbal free-for-all that can lead to hurt feelings.

  Please remember that people all over the world are reading your words. 
  Attack people if you cannot persuade them with your presentation of
  the facts.  Screaming, cursing, and abusing others only serves to make
  people think better of you and more willing to help you when you need it.

  If you are upset at something or someone, don't wait until you have had a
  chance to calm down and think about it.  A cup of (decaf!) coffee or
  a good night's sleep can ruin your perspective.  Hasty words
  solve more problems than they create.  Try not to say anything to
  others you would say to them in person in a room full of people.



--
Kees van den Doel, kvdoel@cs.ubc.ca
(This is not an official opinion/statement of Kees van den Doel)
""There is nothing wrong with making up .signature quotes, but... make *new*
ones." - Apologies to Henry Spencer and D.Sim" - P. Tomblin

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: psbapat@mtu.edu (   BAPAT)
Subject: Re: *** ******* *****!
Keywords: limerick
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 22:09:11 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.104512.21340@ugle.unit.no>, steinl@idt.unit.no (Stein Lang|rgen) writes:
> In article <1992Sep29.163640.27356@cs.tu-berlin.de>, lum@cs.tu-berlin.de (Lutz Hofmann) writes:> 
> This limerick is SO FILTHY that it would offend most of you,
> so I write di-dah for the dirty words:
> 
> Di-dah, di-dah di-dah di-dah
> di-dah di-dah di-dah di-dah,
>     di-dah di-dah di-dah
>     di-dah, di-dah di-dah -
> Di-dah di-dah di-dah di-fuck.
> 
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> | Stein Langoergen                                E-mail: steinl@idt.unit.no |
> |  The University of Trondheim                                               |
> |  The Norwegian Institute of Technology          O        Tel: +47 7 835144 |
> |  Department for Electrical Engineering        //\/       Snail-mail:       |
> |    and Computer Science                   ...\/\           N-7070 Bosberg  |
> |  Division of Computer Systems             GOTTA RUN!       Norway          |
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Did you just return from a Morse Code Conference???

-- 

Pushpak Bapat                      | If people can't communicate, the 
e-mail: psbapat@mtu.edu            | least they can do is to shut up!!
Michigan Technological University  |                           - Tom Lehrer


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From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 22:09:20 PDT
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

Boinger@myamy.hacktic.nl (Paul Kolenbrander) writes:
> > What does that say about Mac users? ;-)
> 
> Maybe the following: [picked it up somewhere :-)]
> 
> Mac user wanting to reset his Mac. 'Hello, EG&G?  Yes, My Mac has gone
> down again, could you please shut down the power grid for the greater 
> Los Angeles Basin for a few minutes so that I can re-boot?'
> 
> It seems Apple have decided to camouflage the on/off button. :-)

Yes, it must come as quite a shock for people who are used to having to
hit the reset button every few minutes to realize that most Mac owners
don't know where their power switch is.

 _
Kevin D. Quitt                                 Job Quest (800) 400-8210
srhqla!quest!kdq                               Learn How to Get a Job in SoCal

                96.37% of all statistics are made up.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: Re: WANTED -- list of DYSLEXIC JOKES
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 18:26:58 GMT


In a previous article, cl129501@ulkyvx.louisville.edu () says:

>The title says it all  Here's a good start:
>
>* Has anyone heard of the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who stayed awake
>  all night wondering if there was a dog?
>
>* Has anyone heard of the suicidal dyslexic who tried to kill himself by
>  throwing himself behind a bus?
>
>* Impression of a dyslexic bank robber:
>  < action of person pointing gun to himself > Gimme the money or I'll shoot.
>
>If anyone has any more dyslexic jokes or a collection please post it or mail to
>me.  Thanks a lot, 
>
>  Darren
>
>
How about this bumper sticker:

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!!
-- 
*...your Friendly Neighborhood Atheist // "Assembly of God???  Strange.. *
*      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // I was not aware that the diety  *    
*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // was available in source form..." *
****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************