Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Spoilers For Next Week
From: Nelson Broat <NMBCU@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Tuesday, 15 Sep 1992 19:36:07 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

In article <1992Sep15.052105.15328@panix.com>, spira@panix.com (Greg "Sarcasm Is
A Way Of Life" Spira) says:
>
>Spoilers

Once again...thanks for the spoiler info Greg.

Okay gang, now for some of my dimented comments. :-)

>Carrie gets really jealous when she sees beautiful Billie shower Austin
>with kisses.  So she contemplates intimacy with Timothy.

Well now, this is an interesting twist. :-) I wonder how Tim's fantasy
net.harem will feel about this? Who does dis skinny leetle keeed theenk
she is anyway, popping into theese horseman's life? Leezanne? Big B
don't panic, she's just a tart! (I oughta know ;)).

Besides, sTIMpy hates Pop Tarts, don't you sTIMpy? :-)

>Later in the week, Carrie demands that Austin tell her what exactly Billie
>means to him.

Forgive me as I'm 4-5 days behind in the show, and I almost always FF
through scenes featuring the Scarrie one, but...

If these two aren't very close (and I don't think they are), then who the
hell does she think she is demanding anything from him!? Its not like
they've been dating for years and are about to get married. Geez, what
the heck is wrong with "these" writerrs. Oh sorry, I forgot who I'm
speaking about...the Daytime Soap Opera Writers Reject Club of America,
whose members consist of people who couldn't get writing jobs on any
other TV show at any TV station anywhere on our planet. Hell, even the
people at the Children's Workshop had to turn them down due to lack of
creativity. Now thats bad. :)

>Molly wins the part in the Hollywood movie and is hoping Tanner will
>move out to Hollywood with her.

So this is how they're going to write her character off the show, eh?
I bet you when we see this episode, it will be the last one we see of
either character. Brian and Ginger...no goodbyes. Kayla...no goodbyes.
Neil/Rob/Marcus...no warning of their departures. Why should these two
be any different. Why should we expect any sort of goodbye scene?

Answer! ==> Because they don't really interact with any of the other
characters that often, therefore there will be a huge Salem send off
for them, and everyone in the cast will attend. And those they've never
spoken with before (Victor/Lisanne/Larry/Nikki, etc.) will have lots of
stuff to dicuss with them.  *sigh* :(

>Vivian presses Victor to profess his love for her.

Now here at least its a little more believable.

>When Carly finds Lawrence in the chapel,
                                  ------

hAhahahahAHohohAheeheehahohohohaheeheehee :-> I'm sorry, I'll try to get
a grip and behave myself... :-) but that was just too funny.

>she summons up her courage in
>order to tell him the truth.  After she tells him, she wonders if Larry
>can ever forgive her for keeping the truth from him for 8 years.  She
>also worries about Bo's reaction.  Later in the week, Lawrence tries to
>extract more information about the baby from Carly.

That's odd, if she's telling him the truth, then whats left to uncover?

>Isabella has this really special thing she wants to do, and John wants
>to know what it is so he can help.

She dresses up as the Grim Reaper and treats him to one Helluva night on
the town!

>Kim calls her LA shrink in an attempt to control those voices she keeps
>hearing.

That would be Tim no doubt, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. :)
Don't you just love it. Scarrie wants sTIMpy to make AssTin jealous;
sTIMpy wants sKIMziod1 for reasons MIT still working on; sKIMziod1
wants Phillip, while sKIMziod2 wants to do the nasty with sKIMziod1's
brother of 7 years even though he really isn't cause like the real
Roman's back in town yelling at defenseless patrolman who without
warning barge in on him by politely introducing themselves cause
like a phone call with Vicki's TombStone Bird :) sends his blood
pressure over the edge.

So go the Days of Our Discontent   ... babble babble :-) :-) :-)

>On Thursday, she has a flashback to herself as a little girl
>with Uncle Eric who's with knife.  On Friday, Lacey gets herself into
>trouble when Randy attempts to rape her at knife point.  She fights for
>the knife and suring the struggle Randy falls onto the knife - has she
>killed this man?

Now lets see if they can pull this action scene off well.

>Bo finds out that there's a prostitute ring in Salem and asks Roman to
>assign him to the vice squad.

Will sKIMziod2 signup? Will roBOzocop find out who the Lady in Red really
is? Will roBOzocop get busy and do the Boinkus at his favorite watering
hole? Will the barkeep finally toss him the hell out and yell: "not on my
pool table you won't!"? Do any of us really care? Find out next week on
another exciting episode of...roBOzocop Undercover.  :-)

>Roger is overwhelmed by his emotions while painting his Marlena portrait
>and pulls her to him for a kiss.  Marlena's response surprises Roger.

Get down. :-) :-) :-) Poor Roman, I wonder who they'll hook him up with
to get her jealous...the Lady in Red? See...originality...Roman and Bo
at odds again. :-) Well......they don't have anyone else on this show
to pair him up with do they?

>Jennifer goes into labor while broadcasting an episode of her tv show in
>New York.  Jack sees this and rushes to join her.

NOW THIS WILL DEFINITELY BE ENTERTAINING! THIS WILL BE WORTH THE WAIT!
This is the moment we've ALL been waiting for!

>That's all.

Thanks again Greg. Especially for that last bit of info.

                                                         renSON -at- Work,
                                                         but going home now
                                                         cause like I'm tired

                                                         *sigh* I think my
                                                         -n- got lost in the
                                                         city. :(

                                                         Since its been over
                                                         24 hours, should I
                                                         file a missing persons
                                                         letter :) with the
                                                         local authorities?