From: lyxuan@sscvx1.ssc.gov
Subject: Re:  [MISC] Xin Pha't Bie^?u Y' Kie^'n!!
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 17:00:01 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.131634.18391@news.media.mit.edu>, nguyen@airmics.gatech.edu (Son Nguyen) writes:

Cu. Non Tu+. Ro+` aka Mister Personnal Information Archiver,

To^i co' nhie^`u ddie^?m kha'c Cu. Non Tu+. Ro+`! Ca'i ddie^`u de^? nha^.n
tha^'y la` to^i kho^ng co' go+?i personal email dde^? tha^u tin tu+'c ve^`
personal information cu?a ddo^'i thu? nhu+ Cu. Non Tu+. Ro+` dda? tu+`ng la`m!!
Cha('c Cu. Non Tu+. Ro+` co`n nho+' chu+' ?! 
Co`n chuye^.n na^`y nu+?a!!! Co`n nho+' Tu' Xua^'t kho^ng ha? Cu. Non Tu+.
Ro+` ?!
Cu. Non ha?y nho+' la.i mu`a he` na(m ddo' khi Tu' Xua^'t chi?nh ddo^?i
email va` dda(ng le^n die^?n dda`n SCV nhu+ the^' na`o! Va` bi. chu'ng 
chu+?i bo+'i um xu`m....Cu. Non Tu+. Ro+` dda? ca^m ho.ng va` kho^ng pha?n
ddo^'i..(Co' le? dda^y cu?ng la` ma`n dda.o ddu+'c gi?a cu?a Cu. Non Tu+. Ro+`
chu+' gi` ?!) Xin ho?i nhu+ va^.y Cu. Non Tu+. Ro+` ngu hay la` ddie^n???
Ne^'u Cu. Non Tu+. Ro+` qu?a tha^.t la` tha(`ng ngu ngo^'c thi` to^i se?
bo? qua chuye^.n na^`y! Co`n ne^'u Cu. Non Tu+. Ro+` ca?m tha^'y mi`nh ddie^n
thi` cu+' tu+. ddo^.ng gia nha^.p va`o ha`ng ngu~ cho' ddie^n cu?a Tu' Xua^'t.
Cu+' dde^? ddo' ro^`i to^i se? ha^.u ti'nh!!!

Ca'c ba.n tha^n me^'n,

Mu.c ddic'ch cu?a to^i tre^n die^?n dda`n SCV la` gi`? La` dde^? tru+` gian
gie^.t ba.o! Nhu+?ng tha`nh pha^`n to^i dda? lie^.t ke^ trong ba(ng cho' ddie^n
cu?a Tu' Xua^'t kho^ng thuo^.c tha`nh pha^`n to^'t dde.p! Chu'ng no' la` tha`nh
pha^`n gian xa?o! Chu'ng no' co^' ti`nh la^'y va?i the ma` che ma(.t ca'c ba.n!
Ca'c ba.n ddu+`ng co' nhe. da. ma` sau na^`y bi. hu.t bu+o+'c!! Sau khi die^.t
bo.n na^`y xong, to^i kho^ng ao u+o+'c gi` ho+n la` tro+? la.i cu`ng vo+'i ca'c
ba.n qua nhu+~ng ba`i tho+ mo^.c ma.c va` nhu+~ng kha^?u chuye^.n vui tu+o+i!

Tha^n cha`o,

Tru'c Vie^.t aka HandsomeStranger.......

Anh hu`ng ha?o ha'n co' mo^.t!
Gian ta` a'c ba' thu+o+`ng ddi hai ha`ng!

>  > 
>  > Ca'c Ba.n Tre^n Die^~n DDa`n SCV me^'n,
>  > 
>  > Ho^m nay to^i vie^'t ba`i na^`y nha(`m mu.c ddi'ch tham kha?o y' kie^'n
>  > cu?a ca'c ba.n ve^` mo^.t chuye^.n nho nho?. Va` hy-vo.ng ca'c ba.n se? 
>  > phu. go'p y' kie^'n theo le~ co^ng ba(`ng.
>  > 
>  > So^' la` nhu+ the^' na^`y:
>  > 
>  > Ho^m nay to^i nha^.n ddu+o+.c mo^.t la' tho+ (DEMANDING) cu?a te^n
>  > Tra^`n Tha'i Linh@utah! Ha('n ke^u to^i pha?i xin lo^?i ha('n vi`
>  > nhu+?ng lo+`i le? to^i dda? du`ng khi dde^` ca^.p dde^'n te^n na^`y!
>  > 
>  > DDu+'ng o+? vi. tri' nhu+ to^i, to^i nha^.n tha^'y la` mi`nh co' pha^`n
>  > to^'i ta(m! Co' le~ ca'c ba.n ddu+'ng be^n ngoa`i thi` se? sa'ng ho+n!
>  > 
>  > Ne^'u sau khi ca'c ba.n coi la.i ba`i ke`m theo cu?a ha('n va` ca?m nha^.n
>  > lo+`i le? cu?a ha('n kho^ng dda'ng bi. tra'ch mo'c, thi` to^i se? mo^.t
>  > mu+.c la`m theo y' cu?a ca'c ba.n. To^i tin va`o su+. sa'ng suo^'t cu?a ca'c
>  > ba.n!!
>  > 
>  > Va` xin ho?i ha('n co' ne^n xin lo^?i to^i hay kho^ng ????!!!
>  > Rie^ng ca' nha^n, to^i kho^ng ddo`i ho?i ha('n pha?i xin lo^?i!
>  > Ha('n hie^?u ddu+o+.c la` ddu? ro^`i!!!
>  > 
>  > Tha`nh tha^.t ca'm o+n ca'c ba.n xa ga^`n!
>  > 
>  > Tru'c Vie^.t aka HandsomeStranger...........
>  > 
>  > Sau dda^y la` ba ba`i post cu?a tha(`ng Tra^`n Tha'i Linh!!!
>  > ...(stuff deleted)...
> 
> 
> Dear Sir Ly' Tru'c Vie^.t aka HandsomeStranger,
> 
> Ho^m qua to^i co' ddo.c ba`i post cu?a Sir, nhu+ng vi` nha^.n tha^'y
> mi`nh co`n u to^'i ne^n kho^ng da'm pha't bie^?u y' kie^'n, cho+` ca'c
> vi. cao minh sa'ng su?a ho+n le^n tie^'ng tru+o+'c.
> 
> DDe^'n nay vi` kho^ng tha^'y ai, ne^n to^i da'm ma.o muo^.i mo^.t va`i
> ca^u, kho^ng pha?i la` to^i sa'ng suo^'t ho+n Sir, nhu+ng vo+'i chu't
> tinh tha^`n xa^y du+.ng thi` to^i nghi~ mi`nh cu~ng ca^`n pha?i le^n
> tie^'ng nhu+ Sir dda~ ye^u ca^`u, ke?o Sir no'ng ruo^.t.
> 
> DDo.c qua ma^'y ba`i Sir Linh vie^'t, thi` theo thie^?n y' cu?a to^i
> Sir Linh muo^'n no'i dde^'n ngu+o+`i ddie^n (ta.m di.ch insane la`
> ddie^n ddi), va` no'i dde^'n ca'i tha^n pha^.n la`m cho' o+? nu+o+'c
> Vie^.t Xa~ ho^.i chu? nghi~a hie^.n dda.i.
> 
> Sir tha<'c ma<'c la` Sir Linh co' ne^n xin lo^~i Sir hay kho^ng, hay
> ngu+o+.c la.i Sir ca^`n pha?i xin lo^~i Sir Linh?
> 
> Ca'i ddo' thi` co`n tu`y.  Theo thie^?n y' to^i thi` co' hai tru+o+`ng
> ho+.p:
> 
> A- Ne^'u Sir nghi~ ra<`ng mi`nh la` ngu+o+`i ddie^n (insane) va` la`
> cho' (dog), thi` to^i xin qua? quye^'t ra<`ng Sir Linh co' lo^~i 100%,
> vi` Sir Linh dda~ no'i ddo^.ng dde^'n Sir.  Nhu+ the^' to^i tin cha<'c
> la` Sir Linh ca^`n pha?i xin lo^~i Sir.
> 
> B- Ne^'u Sir kho^ng nghi~ ra<`ng mi`nh la` ngu+o+`i ddie^n (insane) va`
> la` cho' (dog), thi` to^i xin qua? quye^'t ra<`ng Sir co' lo^~i 100%,
> vi` Sir dda~ ca? gan vu kho^'ng Sir Linh va` dda~ nha^.p Sir Linh va`o
> ca'i nho'm go.i la` "RABID DOG PACK".  Nhu+ the^' to^i tin cha<'c la`
> Sir ca^`n pha?i xin lo^~i Sir Linh.
> 
> DDo+n gia?n co' the^' tho^i va^.y ddo' Sir a.. Sir nghi~ to^i xe't nhu+
> the^' co' co^ng ba<`ng kho^ng?
> 
> Nay ki'nh,
> 
> So+n Nguye^~n
> 
> PS.  Ne^'u Sir muo^'n nha^.p to^i va`o ca'i nho'm go.i la` "RABID DOG
> PACK" nhu+ Sir dda~ la`m Mr. Quang Ddi.nh, please feel free.  I don't
> mind any at all. Tru+o+`ng ho+.p ddo' ngu+o+`i ta go.i no^m na la`
> "la`m o+n, sinh oa'n" dda^'y.  Ne^'u con e^'ch no' che^'t vi` tie^'ng
> ke^u o^.p e^.ch cu?a no', thi` to^i co' che^'t cu~ng vi` ca'i lu+o+~i
> ba ta^'c cu?a to^i.
>