From: jkumar@akocoa.enet.dec.com (My name is...)
Subject: Re: ROSS PEROT'S CAMPAIGN SPEECH IN TAMIL - A SPOOF
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date:  5 NOV 92 11:49:13    


In article <1992Nov2.175735.3480@coe.montana.edu>, prem@cs.montana.edu (M.P.Premkumar) writes...
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>Ross Perot's Campaign Speech in Tamil - A Spoof
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>	NanRi...... nanRi........ Ha ha ha haa........ nanRi........ ha ha ha 
>ha.....  nanRi. Margot vaa inge... vaa vaa... haa ha haa...  nanRi........ ha 
>ha haa....
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>	NanbargaLE naam inRu En ingE koodiyirukkirOm theriyumaa ?....... 
>sarithiram padaippatharku.... aamaam Americaavin thErthal sarithirathil naam 
>puratchi seyya pOgirOm nanbargaLE. NaaLai marunaaL intha ulagamE vaayadaithu 
>nirkap pOgirathu. Republicar matRum DemocratgaL iruvarum enna nadanthathu enRu
>puriyaatha puthiraaga thalaiyaip piithukkoLLap pOgiraargaL. Aaamaam, naaLai
>nadakkum thErthalil naan vetRi perappOkirEn. America makkaLukku oru vazhiyaaga
>uNmaiyaana jananaayagam enna enbathai kaattap pOgirEn.
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>	NaaLaiya thErthal America varalaatRilE oru sagaaptham. NaaLai America
>makkaL naattai entha maathiriyaana aatkaL aaLa vEndum enRu mudivu seyyap
>pOgiraargaL. Kadantha pala aandugaLaaga namathu arasiyalvaathigaL naam 
>yaarukkaaga uzhaikkirOm enbathai maranthuvittaargaL. Washington'il nadapathu
>namathu arasa illai arasiyal seyal kuzhukkaLin(PAC) arasaa enRu eNNum badiyaaga
>ivargaL nadanthu koLgiraargaL. Naan koorugirEn kElungaL,..... Washington'il
>irukkum arasiyalvaathigaL makkaLin nalanil akkarai seluthuvathE illai. AvargaL
>arasiyal seyal kuzhukkaLin isaikku EtRaarpOl aadum bommaigaL. IvargaLukkellaam
>oru paadam pugatta vEndaamaa ? Atharku oru santharpam kodukkirathu intha
>thErthal.
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>	Namathu arasiyalvaathigaLin thanipperum saadhanai enna theriyumaa ?....
>kOdaanukOdi kadan...... Americavaai perungkadanaaLi aakkivitaargaL ivargaL.
>Eettikkaaran kaiyil agappatta kadanaaLiyaaga moochu thinaRi Odikkondirukkirathu
>nam naadu. Ithu thEvaiyaa ?......... Illai ithu thEvaiyaa enRu kEtkiREn.......
>Aandaandu kaalamaaga budget thaakkal seyyumbOthu varavai vida selavau 
>KodikkaNakkil adhikamaaga irunthu kondirukkirathu. Yaarukku laabam ? 
>makkaLukkaa ? mmhoom namathu arasiyal vaathigaLukkuthaan. Selavu adhigam aanaal
>enna kadan vaangi selavu seygiROm pErvazhi enRu kOdi kOdiyaaga kadan vaangi
>vittaargaL. Thiruvizhaa kaattinaargaL...... NanbargaLe, antha thiruvizhaa
>mudinthu vittathu. Ithu sutham seyyum nEram. Naam seytha paavathukkellaam
>parigaaram thEdum nEram. MakkaLin nalanaiyE ninaikkaath arasiyalvaathigaLai
>Washington'ukku anuppiyathu naam seytha paavam. Atharku parigaaram.........
>ithO naan ungaL munnE niRkirEn.
> 
>	Airoppaavil cold war mudinthu vitta intha samayathil innum aayirak
>kaNakkaana America pOr veerargaL irukkiraargaL. Yaarai ethirthu pOraada ?
>Yaarai kaappaatra ? IvargaLai ange nirka vaippatharku selavu pala kOdigaL.
>Ithellaam thEvaiyaa ? Illai. Airoppiya naadugaL thangaLai kaathukkOLLa 
>thangaLukkku theriyum enRu eppOthO koori vittana. Piragu En innum namathu
>raaNuvam angE irukkirathu enRu puriyavillai. George Bush innum pazhaiya
>ulagathil irukkiraar. Innum communisa thathuvathai ethirthu pOraadugirEn
>enRu kaNNaamoochi aadugiraar. Naattu makkaL poruLaathaarathin pinthanguthalaal
>kashtap padugiraargaLE enRu konjam kooda akkarai illai. Ellaam nanRaaga
>irukkirathu enRu jaalraa pOda aatkaL irukkumbOthu ivar engE naattai patRi
>kavalaip padap pOgiraar. Ivarukku aRivurai koorum "aRinyargaLO" magaa
>madaiyargaL. Oruvar koorugiraar "ComapanigaL computer chips seythaal enna
>uruLaikkizhangu chips seythaal enna, ellaam oNNu thaan" enRu. Ivar yaarumalla
>Bushin budget director Richard Darman. IppOthu therigirathaa nam naadu En ippadi
>irukkirathenRu ? Intha maathiri aRivaaLigaL irunthaal naadu uruppattaa 
>maathiri thaan.
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>	Naan ellaaraiyum kutRam saattavillai. Washington'il iruppavargaL
>nallavargaL thaan. Aanaal namathu arasiyal amaipputhaan sariyaaga illai.
>RepublicargaLum DemocratgaLum "enterprise zones" thEvaithaan avatRai
>amaikka vEndiyathu avasiyam enRu othukkoLgiraargaL. Aanaal athai nadaimuraip
>padutha vandhuvittaal kozhaayadichandai pOdugiraargaL. Naan janathipathiyaanal
>ellOraiyum kooppittu, "ithO paarungaL. Naam makkaLukkaaga intha thittathai
>seyal padutha vEndum. Ithai viraivil seyyungaL" enru kooruvEn. AvargaLum
>seythu mudithu viduvaargaL. Aayiramaayiram nalla thittangaL naadu muzhukka
>irukkinrana. Avatrai paarthu, padithu seyal padutha thaan aaLillai. Naan
>janaathipathiyaanaal antha thittangaLai ellaam padithu seyal paduthuvEn.
>Naan kaariyangaLai viraivaaga sariyaaga seyvathil pala varudangaL anubavam
>petRavan. Enathu companigaLai vazhinadathiyathu pOlavE namathu naattaiyum
>vazhi nadathuvEn.
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>	Ennidam pala pEr kEtkiraargaL, "Ross, En ithai seygireergaL ? Yaarukaaga
>ithai seygireergaL ?" enRu........   ILainyaargaLE....ungaLukkaaga, ungaLukkaaga
>thaan naan ithai seygirEn. NaaLai neengaL perungkadaNaaLiyaagi paadupaduvathai
>thadukkath thaan naan ithai seygirEn. NaaLai namathu kuzhanthaigaL nammai
>paarthu "EngaLai ippadi padukuzhiyil thaLLivittergaLe" enRu kEtkap pOgiraargaL.
>Antha kELvi ezhaamal irukkath thaan naan ithai seygirEn. America-kanavin oru
>pradhipalippu naan. Samuthaayathil keezhirunthu padippadiyaaga munnEri ippOdhu
>naan irukkum nilamaikku vanthirukkirEn. En nanRik kadanaaga naan ithai seygiREn.
>Namathu kuzhandaigaLum namathu America-kanavin payangaLai pera vazhi seyyavE
>naan ithai seygirEn. Naan janaathipathiyaanaal......... naaLai neengaL ennakku
>ungaL ponnaana vaakkugaLai pOttu ennai janaathipathiyaakkinaal......... naan
>oru penny vaangaamal ungaLukku uzhaippEn enbathai therivithuk koLgiREn. Athu
>mattum illai naan.... ungaLudaiyavan...... ungaL vElaikkaaran...... arasiyal
>seyal kuzhukkaLukku en arasil idam kidaiyaathu. Enathu arasaangathil........
>neengaL thaan boss naan verum Ross. Aamaam, neengaL thaan boss naan verum Ross.
> 
>	Ithu oru vinOdhamaana thErthal. Oru puram, iruppadhu pOlavE irukkattum
>ellaam sariyaagi vidum enRu koorum bragaspathi oru puram, undaakkum vElaigaLil 
>perumabaalaana vElaigaL kOzhi vaLarpil undaakkum maanilathin aaLunar oru puram.
>IvargaLaa ungaLukku vEndum ?....... [Perot Perot enRu gOsham] Ha haa haa.... 
>nanRi nanRi... Amaam, ungaL ethirkaalam oLimayamaaga amaiyaa pOraadum naan oru 
>puram. Enakku pOdum vote paazh enRu oor muzhukka thambattam adikkiraargaL silar.
>Illai illai enakku pOdum vote paazhaagaathu En enRaal athu naattin adutha 
>janaathipathiyai kodukkap pOgirathu. George Bushukku pOdum vote thaan paazhaagumPazhaiya kurudi kadhavai thiradi enRu yaar Bushukku vote pOdap pOgiraargaL ?....
>Clintonaa Perovaa adhuthaan kElvi.[Perot Perot enRu gOsham] Ha haa haa haa....
>nanRi nanRi. Naan solgiREn kElungaL naan eppadi jeyikkalaam enRu. NeengaL
>ovvoruvarum ainthu pErai enakku vote pOdacheythaal pOdhum. Mudinthu vidum
>kadhai....... Aamaam, mudinthu vidum kadhai.... NeengaL athai seyveergaLaa ?
>[seyvOm seyvOm enRu gOsham]. Athu pOthum enakku. NaaLai naan thaan vetRi
>peruvEn enRu enakku oru thuLi kooda santhEgam illai. NanRi vaNakkam.
>[Puratchith thalaivar Perot vaazhga vaazhga enRa gOsham viNNaip piLakkirathu]
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>[PiNNani paadal
>	"neenga nalla irukkanum naadu munnEra - intha
>	 naattil uLLa EzhaigaLin vaazhvu munnEra"	]