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From: luther@i5160e.nrl.navy.mil (Luther)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Making  Nailz funny (was Re: Heenan's comments)
Date: 26 Aug 92 12:34:50 GMT
Organization: US Naval Research Laboratory, Acoustics Division

In article <BtJr8L.B1s@news.cso.uiuc.edu> tpjg9663@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (The Tomfool) writes:
>
>I find Nailz really boring.  His gimmick (hardened criminal) is more
>believable than many of the other WWF heels' gimmicks (rich man
>enthralled by the WWF belt, voodoo priest, IRS auditor, etc.)
>but he's just boring.  And the voice distortion bit is really stupid.
>
I think Nailz is really boring also. BUT there is one way to have a good
time with him. I was cueing through my tape of the Summer Slam Special
the other night, pushing the FF key while the tape was playing, to zip
through slow parts (ie 119 of the 120 minutes). 

I FF'd through Nailz' match, and almost fell over from laughing so hard.
With that Frankenstein-like walk of his, he looks *really* funny when
walking in Fast Forward. Remember how the Benny Hill show would end up
with the fast-forwarded chase sequences? It looks just like that.

Try it out!!


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From: dwest@cwis.unomaha.edu (David West)
Subject: Re: SS quote
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 04:49:06 GMT

ottoh3@CFSMO.Honeywell.COM (Otto Heuer #3) writes:


>"This isn't the sixth grade... this is the World Wrestling
>Federation!" --Vince McMahon

>Glad he cleared that point up... I was starting to get them confused.

>		--Otto "Hack Hogan" Heuer

Naw, you see the World Wrestling Federation anymore isn't even up to
kindergarten, so that is why the quote is valid...:-)

--David

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From: mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson)
Subject: Re: Gold's in Stamford
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 22:35:38 GMT

In <14799@mindlink.bc.ca> Steve_Hooper@mindlink.bc.ca (Steve Hooper) writes:

>> Andy Patrizio writes:
>> 
>> Hell, all you have to do is hang around this area and you'll meet someone.
>> Sgt. Slaughter lives in Trumbull, which is about 15 minutes from here.
>> Henning lives in the area also, since he's doing commentary.


What is the Sarge up to these days? Is he still employed by Vince? I
haven't seen large-hide nor microscopic-hair of him since the team
with Duggan split up.

Mike
From: ventura@camelot.bradley.edu (Brian Wawczak)
Subject: Wrestling game
Summary: interested?
Organization: Bradley University
Distribution: na
Date: 25 Aug 92 23:13:26 GMT

In the past here on rspw, we have had several "fantasy" wrestling posts.
However, none have incorporated the true skills and personalities of the
real pro wrestlers we watch every week. Is anybody out there interested in
helping me organize a pro-wrestling game where we could promote our own cards
and crown our own champions here on the net? I have the basic premise for
the game down. All I need is for 20 or 30 people on the net to rate all the
wrestlers we are going to use in our league on the basis of several
categories: strength, speed, stamina, finishing hold, experience, and charisma.

If anybody has any interest in this whatsoever, please e-mail. If we do
decide to get something like this together, it will take a little time from
everybody participating.

Thanks.
 
--
ventura@camelot.bradley.edu  

"I'm a 60 minute man, and I'm ALL night long! WOOOOOO!!!"
        - "The Real World's Heavyweight Champion"(tm)  Ric Flair
 
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From: bh929@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mike Palij)
Subject: Re: Marty Janetty and NAMBLA
Reply-To: bh929@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mike Palij)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 13:57:05 GMT


In a previous article, ba446@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Todd M. Hanson) says:

>
>In a previous article, ottoh3@CFSMO.Honeywell.COM (Otto Heuer #3) says:
>
>>Don Becker writes: 
>>> Janetty was still working the AWA, and was a few years from a NAMBLA
>>> membership.
>>
>>This is the second or third time I've heard this rumor (about Marty's
>>interest in young males).  Not sure if the earlier posts were from you 
>>or not.  I'm just curious if anyone else can back this up and also if
>>this was the reason why he is no longer in the Whiff (might draw more
>>attention to the scandals, etc).
>
> [stuff deleted]
>
>I dont think NAMBLA only promotes sex with young males, I think their group
>is in favor of ALL young people, male AND female being able to legally 
>choose when and who they have sex with.  

I believe that NAMBLA stands for the North American Man Boy Love
Association (I'm sure someone more knowledgeable will correct me if I'm
wrong).  I've only heard about NAMBLA in the context of news stories
where the FBI or some other federal agency was investigating NAMBLA
because they either use the mails for distribution of materials or
taking boys across state lines.  Somehow I don't Marty Jannetty would be
involved with this group (maybe the heterosexual version but not these
guys).  It's more likely that Pat Patterson or Mel Phillips would be
connected to NAMBLA (however, thanks to Herb, we now know Mel is
currently kept busy by his activities in the World Footfondling
Federation ;-).

>Todd
>-- 
>* Todd Hanson                              ba446@cleveland.freenet.edu  *
>*                                                                       *
>*     "No woman's worth a bullet between the eyes.. "                   *
>*          "Depends on who's eyes.. and which woman."    'Bugsy'        *

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======> mike palij ::  bh929@cleveland.freenet.edu
From: derich@netcom.com (Scott A. Steinbrink)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: NWA (Old) New Breed - Marty Jennings?
Date: 26 Aug 92 14:40:34 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

This came in my mind --  Was Marty Jennings ever a member of the
tag team "New Breed" some 10 years ago in NWA? I know he was in 
AWA as Midnight Rockers.... 

- Scott

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From: v085pcqr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (MATTMAN - RAEL IMPERIAL AEROSOL KID)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Re: hogan at summerscam?
Date: 25 Aug 92 22:06:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1684E81C9.MJFORRES@SUVM.SYR.EDU>, MJFORRES@SUVM.SYR.EDU (maurice) writes...
>If I were Vince McMahon, I'd have Hogan do a surprise appearance at
>SummerSlam.  Mean Gene could interview him; Hogan could talk about
>his new movie and hint that he's coming back to the WWF.  Just to
>test the waters. . . .

is that where hogan's been? i thought he only left and lost the title when
his wife was having another kid!!!


> 
>But then, I'm not Vince.
> 

who'd wanna be???

              .........well, maybe for the $$$$$$


Matt Surowiec

just another dude from Buffalo

      ...with a football team that won't give up, even if we ask them to!!!

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From: ad749@yfn.ysu.edu (Rob Bakos)
Subject: Re: Wrestling game
Reply-To: ad749@yfn.ysu.edu (Rob Bakos)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 11:12:53 GMT


In a previous article, ventura@camelot.bradley.edu (Brian Wawczak) says:

>In the past here on rspw, we have had several "fantasy" wrestling posts.
>However, none have incorporated the true skills and personalities of the
>real pro wrestlers we watch every week. Is anybody out there interested in
>helping me organize a pro-wrestling game where we could promote our own cards
>and crown our own champions here on the net? I have the basic premise for
>the game down. All I need is for 20 or 30 people on the net to rate all the
>wrestlers we are going to use in our league on the basis of several
>categories: strength, speed, stamina, finishing hold, experience, and charisma.
>
>If anybody has any interest in this whatsoever, please e-mail. If we do
>decide to get something like this together, it will take a little time from
>everybody participating.
>
>Thanks.
> 
>--
>ventura@camelot.bradley.edu  
>
>"I'm a 60 minute man, and I'm ALL night long! WOOOOOO!!!"
>        - "The Real World's Heavyweight Champion"(tm)  Ric Flair
> 
>

Hmmmm, I like this idea!
Lemme know what I need to know
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From: sean@freds.cojones.com (Sean P. Ryan)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: The FAQ
Date: 25 Aug 92 20:47:50 GMT
Organization: Bedlam Institute of Higher Learning

Chris Bertholf <a0cb@odin.cc.pdx.edu> is the maintainer of the FAQ.  
However, he's on vacation in Europe until the first week of October.  But 
if you ask me, he's done a terribly pathetic job with the FAQ, and it 
certainly hasn't served the intended purpose of having an FAQ.

Before he left, I sent him e-mail offering to take the FAQ over while he 
was gone, because I had some revisions that I was working on and wanted 
to incorporate.  My request was cheerfully ignored.  This should tell you 
how much Chris cares about the group having an FAQ, as opposed to Chris 
being able to do the FAQ.  He could have at least wrote a cron job that 
would have auto-posted it every month.

Anyway, all I can say in conclusion is that the group certainly has *NOT* 
been better off by having an FAQ.  The end result is that we now have a 
body of work that gets posted and re-posted, but it hasn't served very 
much in the way of answering newbie questions.

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From: mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson)
Subject: Re: Please, no more Re: Predictions
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 18:21:42 GMT

In <1992Aug30.152630.12082@vela.acs.oakland.edu> jmwojtal@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Wojo) writes:

>I can't believe people still think Flair will win back the title.  The only
>reason he won it before was because Flairs NWA belt was given back, and
>instead of doing the video distortion on it forever, McMahon had to give
>Flair the WWF title so they can get rid of the old belt.  Flair was NEVER
>supposed to get the title in the first place.

I can't believe that. Vince *did* get rid of the old belt, and the WWF
made a new belt for Flair to carry around in the months leading up to
the Royal Rumble. Check out the Survivor Series tape...Flair hold up
his (supposed) NWA belt, and you can clearly see the WWF logos on the
side of the straps next to the buckle even through the distortion.
Strangely, they still video distorted it, but I think that was for
continuity sake...they had already done it to the old belt, and they
needed to keep Flair with *a* belt, and they kept distoriting it.

Why would Flair walk out on a world championship and sign with the WWF
if he wasn't *guaranteed* the WWF title? From what I heard, Flair was
supposed to lose the belt to Hogan at WM8, to settle once and for all
who was the "real world champion" but that got screwed up.

And I don't believe that Vince would sign a wrestler with the draw of
Ric Flair and not ensure he gets the title at some point.

Just my thoughts.

Michael
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
From: mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson)
Subject: Toronto Star report
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 17:54:35 GMT

Congratulations to thoronto Star for being right on the money with
their wrestling reporting!

ToWednesday), they have a little twtwo-inch article entitled "Savage
survies Wembly scare"

"Randy Savage is still heavyweight champion of the World Wrestling
Federation.
Before a sellout crowd of 80,000--shown last night on
pay-per-view...."

Uhhh...wasn't the ppv Monday night? And of course, by the time the
Star ran this, Savage was no longer champion, but I guess if they're
two days behind in their ppv reporting, and 5 days behind from the
actual event....

Mike
From: RichThomas@cup.portal.com (Richard Rich Thomas)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Re: Will there be a rebroadcast of the Clash ?
Date: Thu,  3 Sep 92 16:12:35 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Paul,

Yes!  It is being rebroadcast on Wednesday, September 9 @ 10:05 PM on 
TBS.  Enjoy!

Rich Thomas
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From: bulls@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (debra.s.martis)
Subject: Re: Hooray! (Flair wins title)
Organization: AT&T
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 02:27:49 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.092557.9163@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00njhavert@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
>
>	Yes! Yes, yes, yes! It's about bloody time Slick Ric got the 
>title back. I can't wait to see Superstars this weekend.
>
>Nik

YES! YES! YES!  Once again to be the you have to beat the man!

As to what Vince has up his sleeve, who cares....sit back and enjoy
"The Real World Champion!!!"

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From: ottoh3@CFSMO.Honeywell.COM (Otto Heuer #3)
Subject: [WCW] a year ago
To: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Posted-Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 23: 57:43 cdt
Organization: Honeywell Systems & Research Center
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 04:57:43 GMT
Received-Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 23: 57:12 CDT


I was just erasing a tape which turned out to be from September
of last year.  Gordon Solie was doing the Wrestling News Network,
Alexandra York was running the York Foundation, and the WCW top
ten looked like this:

10 - Z-Man  245 lbs - Minneapolis, MN
 9 - Beautiful Bobby 230 lbs - Huntsville, Alabama
 8 - One Man Gang - 449 lbs - Chicago, Ill
 7 - Dustin Rhodes - 264 lbs - Austin Texas
 6 - Stunning Steve Austin256 lbs - Hollywood, Calif
 5 - Nikita Koloff - 124 Kilos - Lithuania
 4 - El Gigante - 455 lbs - Argentina
 3 - Barry Windham - 278 lbs - Sweetwater, Texas
 2 - Ron Simmons - 275 lbs - Warner Robins, Georgia
 1 - Sting - 251 lbs - Venice Beach, California

WCW World Heaveyweight Champion - Lex Luger - 294 lbs - Chicago, Ill
(managed by Harley Race, accompanied by Mr. Hughes)


Just interesting to see how many people from their "top ten"
were let go, and how many are still getting pushes a year
later.

		--Otto "Cactus Hack" Heuer
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From: yonatan@csri.toronto.edu (Gary Will)
Subject: Re: The FAQ
Organization: CSRI, University of Toronto
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:11:20 GMT

sean@freds.cojones.com (Sean Ryan) writes:
> Chris Bertholf <a0cb@odin.cc.pdx.edu> is the maintainer of the FAQ.  
> But if you ask me, he's done a terribly pathetic job with the FAQ
 
I'd say it's still the best FAQ this group has ever seen.  And as I
recall, Chris only took on the job after it became obvious that those
who may have considered themselves to be better qualified were either
too busy, too lazy or just too indifferent to produce a postable FAQ. 
 
> it certainly hasn't served the intended purpose of having an FAQ.
 
I haven't seen too many questions about Adrian Adonis, Kerry's foot or
who the original Ultimate Warrior was lately.  In fact, I can't think of
the last time someone posted a question that was in/should have been in
the FAQ.  Maybe the inane "who's never turned" question, but the best
answer to that one is the one posted by Maurice Forrester, and the
people who participate in this thread aren't too interested in that
answer.
 
> My request was cheerfully ignored.  This should tell you how much 
> Chris cares about the group having an FAQ
 
He's still the only one who has cared enough to do one.  Maybe it just
tells us how seriously he takes your offers -- after all, the Sean Ryan
FAQ has become this group's version of the Beach Boys' SMILE album. 
(And if ignoring e-mail is a sign of contempt for the group, there may
be some better candidates for condemnation than Chris).
 
> Anyway, all I can say in conclusion is that the group certainly has 
> *NOT* been better off by having an FAQ. 
 
I'll vote the other way, and be so presumptuous as to guess that the
majority of the people have found Chris's FAQ to be a valuable (but still
improvable) addition.
 
--Gary Will
From: macika@emunix.emich.edu (Power Geeking Burger Flipping Spider Worshiping Softball Playing Warlock)
Subject: Re: Chris Von Erich
Organization: Eastern Michigan University
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 16:38:38 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.214521.18649@europa.asd.contel.com> andy@rocky.gte.com (Andrew Busa) writes:
>Could someone tell me how Chris died?  I saw that he was dead in the relations
>posting.  This family is cursed.  Chris was the youngest brother, wasn't he?
>

Chris died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in 89/90.

-- 
Dominic Macika

"Originality is the art of concealing your sources."
			unknown
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From: MJFORRES@SUVM.SYR.EDU (maurice)
Subject: hogan at summerscam?
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 09:24:49 EDT

If I were Vince McMahon, I'd have Hogan do a surprise appearance at
SummerSlam.  Mean Gene could interview him; Hogan could talk about
his new movie and hint that he's coming back to the WWF.  Just to
test the waters. . . .
 
But then, I'm not Vince.
 
maurice
                                                 Maurice Forrester
                                                 mjforres@suvm.syr.edu
From: Steve_Hooper@mindlink.bc.ca (Steve Hooper)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Re: Gold's in Stamford
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:59:58 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world


Hey Andy, what is security like around Titan Tower?  Can you just wander in the
front door to the lobby or is it all guarded by security etc?

Can you describe it at all?

                - Steve

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From: mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson)
Subject: Re: Steve DiSalvo
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 17:08:54 GMT

In <1992Aug25.145135.23487@njitgw.njit.edu> klr5824@hertz.njit.edu (The REAL Rambo) writes:

>In article <mjenkins.714742807@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>>What ever happened to Steve DiSalvo, formerly of Stampede Wrestling
>>fame, aka Steve Strong, The Minotaur, etc?
>>
>>Thanks for any replies.
>>
>>Michael

>Before it gets started again, let's just stop it right here!

>We all know he's in the WWF with the name "Razor Ramone"!

Wrong, buddy. Scott Hall is Razor Ramon...and there's no way Scott
Hall and Steve DiSalvo are the same person. DiSalvo's got acne scars
all over his face. Besides, DiSalvo and Hall were in WCW about the
same time, when Hall was the Diamond Studd and DiSalvo was the
Minotaur.

Michael
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
From: ljr3721@usl.edu (Joey Richard)
Subject: Vader's Injury
Organization: University of Southwestern Louisiana
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 01:24:44 GMT

Did anyone get a close look at the instant replay of Vader's splash from 
the Clash?  His left wrist slipped out of place and Vader dropped all his
weight right on the back of his hand.  It looked *very* painful.  Hope he
finally decided to go to the hospital...
 
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From: spaz@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Husky Cub)
Subject: Re: Jake Roberts = Ozzy Osbourne ??
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 20:04:48 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.193712.15235@zip.eecs.umich.edu> macika@emunix.emich.edu (Power Geeking Burger Flipping Spider Worshiping Softball Playing Warlock) writes:
>
>Yes, Ozzy accompanied Jake to the ring for his match at WMIII.
^^^^^^^^^^

That was not Ozzy...That was Alice Cooper.>
>-- 
>Dominic Macika
>
>"Ignore previous cookie"
>			-message in a fortune cookie


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From: mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Re: Steve DiSalvo
Date: 25 Aug 92 23:54:11 GMT
Article-I.D.: cunews.mjenkins.714786851
Distribution: na
Organization: Carleton University

In <1992Aug25.202241.23405@cbfsb.cb.att.com> yyz@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (donald.w.coons) writes:

>In article <mjenkins.714762534@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>>In <1992Aug25.145135.23487@njitgw.njit.edu> klr5824@hertz.njit.edu (The REAL Rambo) writes:
>>
>>>In article <mjenkins.714742807@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>>>>What ever happened to Steve DiSalvo, formerly of Stampede Wrestling
>>>>fame, aka Steve Strong, The Minotaur, etc?
>>>>
>>>>Thanks for any replies.
>>>>
>>>>Michael
>>
>>>Before it gets started again, let's just stop it right here!
>>
>>>We all know he's in the WWF with the name "Razor Ramone"!
>>
>>Wrong, buddy. Scott Hall is Razor Ramon...and there's no way Scott
>>Hall and Steve DiSalvo are the same person. DiSalvo's got acne scars
>>all over his face. Besides, DiSalvo and Hall were in WCW about the
>>same time, when Hall was the Diamond Studd and DiSalvo was the
>>Minotaur.
>>
>>Michael


>AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Its starting again. Where is the FAQ maybe it should
>be published before we see anymore of these questions.

Its been done. Unfortunately, being new to the newsgroup, I missed out
on all this joke last summer.

So, can anyone here give me a straight answer as to his whereabouts?

And...is it true that Nailz is really Greg Gagne on steriods? <g>

Michael