HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: i am back
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Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 04:18:15 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.222249.15466@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>
>In article <1992Oct10.010757.10671@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:

>I'm sick of this shit. If you were a real loser, you'd find some way to
>have a thirty-eight line .sig with a picture of Gerald Oskoboiny in it,
>and your own signature in net.faux.cursive.script.
>
>We are not going to kill you, because you are the right thing in just
>exactly the right place. You're even becoming *nice*, which earns you
>a well-deserved place near the feet of Rigler, Yarvin, the denizens of
>canetoad, and all the other t.b.love.gods.
>
>So just shorten up your .sig to "Domo arigato", and get a life, or get
>arrested, or get pregnant, or get *something*.
>
	i'm, like, really sorry i only posted my lousy .sig twice. i
failed to understand the posting mechanism of the editor i am using. also,
i would like to offer you a personal butt raping by my pit bull. i hope
that isn't too nice for you! heh heh. ciao all i am not a *loser*

--
	   PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT AND LOSER EXTRAORDINAIRE
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
               me, last month when i had a cc.utah.edu acct.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad song lyrics
Date: 13 Oct 1992 18:17:08 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
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Summary: coincidence?  or conspiracy?

Well if your name's Kent
It's known that you're bent
It's an actual undeniable fact

c
a gold-plated plasticine kudos to anyone who gets this one
From: fusion@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (The Rocket Scientist)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ?gnineppah s'tahW
Date: 10 Oct 1992 05:44:09 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
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eloh a otni lwarc annog m'I kniht I  ?ereh gnineppah si lleh
eht tahW  .ecnetsixe yrros ym fo backwardness eht htiw laed ot
woh wonk t'nod I  .tihs latot ekil leef I

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From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours)
Subject: Re: Road trip
Organization: IFA
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 20:59:19 GMT

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Legumes") writes:
>ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>>   [Lengthy, detailed account of last week's road trip...]
>
>    By the time we got home I was completely gone, and my evil twin Seth
>was in charge.  Maybe rigler can fill us in on what happened after that...

Wait a minute!  You mean that weirdo we hung out with was mjd?
No wonder he only babbled incoherently every time I asked about 
the butt harp.

Dammit Arthur, you told me you'd take me to Philly to see Richh.
I want my $50 back, you weasel.  And you can just forget about 
that date with my sister.  Deal's off!

Rigler
--
                                     A far off horseman, or maybe just
                                     a fleck of dust caught in your eye. 
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From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: 100 Words
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 22:23:06 GMT



Sitting bolt upright I awoke sweat covered and screaming in horror as
I clutched at the the thick antennae protruding from my skull.  I
grasped wildly at the warm rubbery extensions and touched the skin
covered ridges where they were attached to the bone of my skull.  The
antennae straightened out becoming almost fully erect.  Still
trembling I ran my hands along the length of them, caressing the round
bulbous ends with the tips of my fingers.  Reassured by their gentle
sensory tingling I laid back in the bed and waited for sleep and
kinder dreams to wash over me.


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From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: All was fine in the gentle stroll of life
Date: 12 Oct 1992 04:48:06 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-18.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

until I smelled you upwind and emerged. Now you scream in delightful pain
as I crack your back against my knee, smashing your head into the ground,
causing your neck to pop a bit and then hang limp. I admire your gelatin
form for a moment before lifting you up again and toss you against the
tree trunk, where you hang plastered. Perhaps I will eat you later, but
for now I forage in the mountains.

--
No, I'm afraid its no longer safe even to read Usenet.
From: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep: Sudden Challenge
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Date: 12 Oct 1992 17:35:51 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux7.lbl.gov


"All of the sudden I realized I couldn't read!"


inspecti

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From: gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: My mother beat me with a child.
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 23:31:12 GMT

Having read the FAQ, I now understand EVERYTHING.
 
Well, actually, if you read every fifteenth word of the FAQ you get
the instructions for a secret mission to Pluton, that involves the
destruction of all poodles, pink or otherwise.
 
Don't tell the others, or they'll want to get together and defend the
poodles.  I've seen them, poodle lovers all, with their tiny little
hands holding their tiny little hearts.
 
Cupid shoulda shot em with shot guns, and THEN the poodles would know,
wouldn't they?
 
MOO HA HA HA HA...
 
                                                  Nik



PostScript:  Someone actually sent me very helpful mail, in response
to when I sang: "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, might as well go
eat worms..."  The person, who responded in all caps, told me that
sometimes it seems like things are bad, but they aren't really, and
that I should buck up and be a good person and try to see if people
really do like me, and even if they don't like me, that was no reason
to commit suicide, even if I really wanted to be dead a real  real
lot.  Well, to that person, I must say:  I am fine.  My medication has
kicked in, and now I am perfectly functional.
 
PostPostScript: Except my eyes are bleeding and I can feel a tapeworm
nestled in my right ear, curled around my brain.  I think maybe if I
stick a screwdriver in my ear and bang it in deep with a hammer that I
just might be able to knock that DANGED tape worm loose.
 
Sheesh, some people are just SOOOOOOO serious.
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: We can do it if we all pull together
Date: 14 Oct 1992 04:51:30 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-19.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

What are you doing sitting here reading Newsgrazer? Don't you know people
are starving, probably in your town right now. Get off your ass and help
them, dammit! Help your community and your brothers and sisters around you
that is what we have been told.

You can really do a lot to help in this world. You may not really be the 
sack of shit that people think you are. Show them your inner smile!
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What's in my trunk.
Date: 9 Oct 92 16:00:51 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Jumper cables
Can of tire inflator.
Spare license plate frame.
Dustbuster.
Somewhere between 500 and 600 loose rounds of 9MM ammo rolling around.

rp -- you ought to hear it back there when I take a tight corner.
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: there goes the productivity
Date: 12 Oct 1992 17:54:59 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
Somebody here wrote a networked Scrabble game.  
---
cj
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From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: An Ode To Incomprehension (was Re: An Ode To Frustration)
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Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 22:28:42 GMT
Comments: Clean earth smells funny


"5150" == 5150  <echeverr@scf.usc.edu> writes:

5150> Rats.

5150> -5150

Duh.

--
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 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
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From: Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: Real world wins again. Don't know why I bother.
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 15:00:08 GMT

One of my longer running sigs has been:

zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu        Metaphysical Help $.05        The Philosopher Is

Yesterday I visited "Moon Dreams", a newage bookstore in Cooperstown,
NY. On a bulletin board, there were a number of business cards posted,
including one for: "Patricia Smith -- METAPHYSICAL CONSULTANT."

Betcha she gets more than five cents, too.

-- 
                                                         Usa puyew usu wapiw!
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: direct quote
Date: 8 Oct 1992 00:08:18 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1au4o1INNcv7@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>In article <1atbrsINN8b0@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>*Lemme go find his address so you know where to send the K-Y.
>*and yes, he lives at home.

>Well of course I live at home.  Not too many cardboards boxes have street
>addresses.  


Heh. what about oh, 3400 N. Cramer, or 2200 E. Kenwood, or everyone's
favorite, 749 W. State?

>Just have to pay off another $1000 and I'll be able to afford to move.
>Mark "I owe some people 5000 bucks, being in debt really sucks" Lippert 

OH, pooor pooooor pooooooooor markie.
My heart bleeds for you.

I'm finally *down* to $2000 and i'm euphoric and blissfull and you're
whining about $1k.


-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 14:00:39 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.081311.21904@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>
>roger:  my real name is meredith laurel tanner.  my date 
>of birth is 1/18/67.  i am 5'6", weigh 180 lbs, currently 
>measure 38DD-34-42, i have long brown hair, green eyes, 
>bad skin, and a prominent mole on my right outer labia.  

Yes, but you forgot all the important information.  Like how many CDs you
have and whether you support the move from LP to CD.
--scott

>i will be moving to charlotte, north carolina on october 31st,
>and will no longer have access to usenet at that time, although
>i may be able to get an email feed if i am able to acquire a
>computer that will run uucp.

Well, I have this spare 11/780 if you want it...
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MISSING-PERSON LOCATOR
Date: 8 Oct 92 17:09:15 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Oct6.180930.1581@cnsvax.uwec.edu>
mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:

#                               MISSING-PERSON LOCATER
#  ...
#            
#            [You need] a "specimen" of the missing person while thinking 
#            about him or her.  (A "specimen" is the image of the person 
#            in a polaroid photograph, a photographic negative, or a print 
#            having an existing negative;

There's this young woman I really want to locate.  Do you think I could
use a centrefold picture of her as a `specimen'?

-- Ken "worth trying" Johnson



-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
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////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
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From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: direct quote
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 06:09:24 GMT

either markymark or greg wrote this, but i don't know who
since i never got the original article here:
>*}You goober.  There isn't a single group in the world that does a sit-down
>*}show.  The seats are there just so you have a place to sit and pass the
>*}time before the show, so you'll you'll be well rested for when the real
>*}action starts.

anyway, see, this is why don dixon and marti jones are
my favorite musicians, i mean besides the fact that they
know me on sight and love me and offer to produce my
records.  it's because their fans are CIVILISED, except
for the guy marti had to beat up with her shoe that one
time.  because when they play a place that has seats, 
their fans SIT DOWN.  which makes them sound unexciting, 
which they aren't.  it's just that i have arthritis in 
my feet and i won't stand up for that long unless I'M 
the one getting paid for it.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.rock-n-roll,rec.music.misc
From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: LET'S WRITE THE LYRICS TO A "NEW" RAMONES SONG! (WAS:Re: Did you know....?)
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Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 00:41:39 GMT
Comments: That Marquis de Sade sure knew how to hurt a guy

"Rob" == Rob Dobson <rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU> writes:

Rob> DID YOU KNOW THAT cross-posting articles to t.b. and groups like
Rob> alt.romance.chat, alt.rock-n-roll, rec.music.misc, etc. in an
Rob> attempt to get idiots to post into t.b. is neither bizarre,
Rob> funny, nor original, and only serves to lengthen killfiles? its
Rob> not like theres a shortage of idiots in t.b. as it is.......

	LET'S WRITE THE LYRICS TO A NEW RAMONES SONG! EVERYBODY,
PLEASE CONTINUE AFTER ME! I'LL START:

	ADRENALINE

ADRENALINE, ADRENALINE, KEEPS ME JUMPY.
ADRENALINE, ADRENALINE, KEEPS ME JUMPY.
GABBA, GABBA, MAKES ME ITCHY
GABBA, GABBA, MAKES ME SCRATCHY
A-D-R-E-N-A-L-I-N-E
A-D-R-E-N-A-L-I-N-E

ps: I know that there is no such thing as a new Ramones song, but... 
pps: as it can be seen, I spelled GABBA properlee.
ppps: we established that they could spell long words, such as ANXIETY. 
pppps: November 13, Avalon.
ppppps: Ramones is about the only thing that the "music" from the "office"
next door cannot penetrate.

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: sequencing oh yeah
Followup-To: misc.misc,misc.test
Summary: everyone else is doing it 
Keywords: love
Reply-To: big daddy
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 17:23:38 GMT

everywhere i look there is love and kindess and courtesy to fellow humans.
it is so beautiful i cry. when i cry i wash out the rose colored liquid
contacts i had put into my eyes earlier. now the world looks like shit. i
think i will go now. ciao etc. 


--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
						          "React with this!"
From: idealord@dorsai.com (Jeff Harrington)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: IdEAL ORDER Psychic TV and Your Mom
Date: 7 Oct 92 19:35:10 GMT
Organization: The Dorsai Embassy, New York's Computer Consulate. +1.718.729.5018

Just thought you'd like to know that once again for the benefit of
all (cough...) I'll be zapping the upcoming presidential debates.
 
Hey, George and Ross!!!  That light in the camera's for you!!!
 
Bill - Well, whathahell, please ignore that flickering light in the
camera... (Gotta draw the line for change somewhere (cough...)).
 
Still zappin' Dan Rather on Thursday Nights!  
 
Jeff
idealord@dorsai.com
From: Jim.Davies@comlab.ox.ac.uk (A Wooden Fish on Wheels)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad song lyrics
Date: 14 Oct 92 13:36:49 GMT
	<MJD.92Oct13121107@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
	<1bf3r4INNh1i@agate.berkeley.edu>
Organization: /users/jdavies/.organization
In-reply-to: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu's message of 13 Oct 92 18:17:08 GMT


In article <...> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:

   Well if your name's Kent
   It's known that you're bent
   It's an actual undeniable fact

Bad song lyrics?  Any song which mentions Kent... 

--
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From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours)
Subject: Obviously not fans of Rush
Keywords: I'll roast in Hell for this...
Organization: IFA
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 07:45:14 GMT

I've been listening to the senseless back-and-forth arguments raging across
the net these past few days and it's become pretty obvious to me that many 
of you folks are not big fans of Rush.

All I can say is, you've obviously never listened carefully to Rush, or else
you wouldn't be saying some of these foolish things.

I mean, how can you listen to "2112", say, and hear Geddy Lee's platinum voice 
ringing out pure and clean as he soars up and down the octaves, tugging at
your heartstrings with such soulful tunes as "Priests of Syrinx," and fail
to be touched.  "Weee-eee are the Priests...of the Temples...of Sy-rinx!"

I am moved to tears...

Rigler
--
                          "One man's chunks is another man's dry heaves."
                                            -= Jim Moore (a.t) =-
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From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: nik
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 18:54:17 GMT

Last time on "Clarissa Explains it All":

Clarissa's computer composed a prize-winning
poem. Clarissa was hailed as the next poetic
genius. At the awards banquet, she confessed
who wrote the poem. Clarissa was hailed as a
genius for the avant-garde use of technology
in the creation of poetry. (Subplot: Mom and
Dad Darling took dancing lessons.)

after 12 years of using computers,
now I know what they're good for.
-- 
, jja
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From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: Minor semantic point. (was :Re: stopping the plague)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 02:27:29 GMT

In article <6556@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>
>>Is it just me, or is Nowak just like the little, dirty faced, snot nosed kid
>>at the playground who wouldn't shut up until you threw him on the ground,
>>gave him a weggie and stuffed dirt in his mouth?  Nowak, several t.bers
>>have given you a weggie.  Learn from the kid at the playground.
>
>I have long pondered whether the usage should be weggie or wedgie.
>I have also heard the term Melvin to describe this action.
>My question is thus:
>
>      Weggie  or  Wedgie
>	     ~or~
>      Melvin  or  Melvyn.
>
>rp - Que es mas macho?


Oh, ahhh, my bad.  That would be womyn.  Hope this helps.


TTFN
M
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Did you know....?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 13:36:24 GMT


DID YOU KNOW THAT cross-posting articles to t.b. and groups like alt.
romance.chat, alt.rock-n-roll, rec.music.misc, etc. in an attempt to
get idiots to post into t.b. is neither bizarre, funny, nor original,
and only serves to lengthen killfiles? its not like theres a shortage
of idiots in t.b. as it is.......
From: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BUTANE - WHAT THE HECK?
Date: 9 Oct 92 17:03:31 GMT

TomF quotes a bit about butane sniffing, and claims that what he quotes
leads him to favor drug legalization.

Which reminds me of the family of seven my wife treated. Too poor to
afford street drugs, they were addicted, down to the three year old, to
sniffing gasoline.

Suuuure we need to make even more drugs available cheap and easily
accessible.

To the ninnies who contend that drug use is price insensitive, so that
cheap, legal drugs will not involve more widespread substance abuse,
may I recommend the latest Navy Times. Seems the military have a _much_
better way of tracking drug use changes, what with random and frequent
drug testing, than "researchers" who trust self reporting to be valid;
and the article notes that the recent fall in the street price of
cocaine has been exactly reflected in a rise in the positive urine
tests for cocaine. This among folks who are threatened with loss of job
and career, possible imprisonment, and guaranteed to be caught; people
experiencing among the strongest reasons for avoiding cocaine use.

What do you think the result would be among those facing no such
sanctions?

Can you say "substance abuse explosion"?  Only if you can think, I
suppose.

Kent, the man from xanth.
"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
--
Ignore the header, and don't expect me to see a news reply.  We don't get news.
Use email to: <dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: MISSING-PERSON LOCATOR
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 00:30:42 GMT

In <9210102358.19@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <BvvuzM.37x@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>>In <1992Oct7.103116.9316@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>>>SO, WHAT ABOUT A T.B EXPEDITION TO FIND WAVEY-DAVEY? WE NEED HIM BACK.
>>Splendid idea!  In fact, for the "specimen" needed, we can use his
>>severed head, which I have right he.....
>>Oh dear.  I think I have just made this too easy.
>I have long wondered about the brain on top of your terminal.
>I thought it came from someone on the ANSI C committee.

Ah.

You lack a crucial fact.

There is an office-terminal brain.

There is a home-terminal brain.
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