From: u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Agamemnon)
Subject: Greetings
Summary: intro, story
Keywords: Snakebite
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 04:29:39 GMT

Walks in from a rainy spring, slpas a buck on the bar and says
"G'Day Mike, a Snakebite thanks."
Slams down the drink.
"I have a story for your Punday competition"
(please note timed for tuesday night US)

"This is a story about twin brothers Paul and Peter Mann.
As young children Paul and Peter were being babysitted by their grandmother,
she took the two boys outside while she was hanging her washing out. She got
about half way through pegging the washing outy when she heard one of the twins crying. She put the shirt back in the basket and turned around to see Paul hitting Peter. She seperated the boys and asked them what was the fight over.
Paul said that Peter had throw his teddy bear into the garden. She recovered thebear and gave it to Paul.
Later on when their mother collected them after doing some shopping, asked were
there any problems.
Grandmother said That the boys and a fight but it was a clear case of Mann's
inhumanity to Mann."

[ Ducks to avoid the incoming peanuts, also to see if the throwers can hit each
other instead of me ]

Now I will introduce myself,
Alfvaen sent me, I am called Gunnar.

Current Name: Gunnar (Callahans), Gunnar Njalsson (SCA)
Real Name: Damien Saunders
Date of Birth: 21st December 1971 
Birth Place: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Residence: as above
Gender: Male
Martial Status: Bachelor (still single)
Offspring: Not applicable
Siblings: Twin brother and a younger sister
Blood Group: O+
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue/Grey (changable with light condictions) and corrective glasses
Height: 1.65m
Weight: 65 kg
Build: Average, not fantastic.
Clothing most worn: T-shirts, jeans, watch, ring with black stone, sneakers, socks, windcheater if it is cold, shorts if it is hot.
Dominant Brain Part: cunning side of it
Physical Deformities: Some say my moustache :)
Music Likes: Medieval to 1980s without rap or country 
Favorite Book Kinds: comedy, science fiction, adventure novels
Pet Peeves: Being confused for my twin brother.
Favourite Films: Top Secret, Monty Python movies, Time bandits, Brazil, Star Wars and Indiana Jones triologies, films like Where Eagles Dare and The Guns of 
Navarone.
Unliked Activities: Cleaning my room
Liked Activities: SCA activites, doing things with friends, RPGing
Hobbies: Heraldry, being an ameteur poet/singer, story telling.
Polotical leaning: Cynical
Favourite Foods: Pasta, any meatdish, spicy food, a good drink of beer or mead
Favourite TV shows: Red Dwarf, Live & Sweaty (a live show about picking fun at
the weeks happenings in sport on a friday night, Australian show.)
Quotes that will be admitted to:
"It wasn't punny at all"
"Snipe with your grenade launcher it has more range"
(Commenting on the distance differences between a grenade launcher and a high
caliber rifle in Twilight 200)
Parting comment: "No gnus is good gnus"


 

--
Damien Saunders     (Gunnar Njalsson)
E-mail: u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au
'He's got droid rot, He's waving a bannana about and calling it a
female aardvark' - Rimmer. From 'Camille': Red Dwarf series 4
Organization: Psychology, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA