HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: benyob@bray1a.its.rpi.edu (Brett R. Benyo)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Date: 14 Sep 92 22:11:57 GMT
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY

In article <DJOHNSON.92Sep14161102@poblano.gac.edu> djohnson@poblano.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>In article <julian.716490134@sfu.ca> julian@fraser.sfu.ca (Julian Shillcock) writes:
>
>.bane@newton.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) writes:
>
>.>In article <1992Sep10.140455.163@csghsg5a.bitnet>, phogenkamp@csghsg5a.bitnet writes:
>.>>Hi all.
>.>>
>.>>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
>.>>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.
>.>>
>.>>Any hints?
>.>>
>.>>Thanks in advance,
>.>>Peter
>
>.>I think 
>
>.>Mr. Cleeses.
>.>Fawlty Towers,
>.>Dorset
>.>ENGLAND
>
>
>.>will do the trick
>
>.Not quite:
>
>.Basil Fawlty
>.Fawlty Towers
>.Torquay
>.Devon
>.ENGLAND
>
>.is more like it.
>
>.julian
>
>Liar!!!  I'm John Cleese, and so is my wife!
>
>We live at:
>
>The Cleesi Residence
>709 Under the Vicar's Thingie
>Bum Snuggler, TW
>78329-8324
>BELGIUM  <-(few even suspect!)
>
>You can call us at 1-900-SEX-TINA
>
>Dan aka We don't want anyone unsavory round these parts

No no no! You're all wrong. His real adress is:

Bruce aka bruce alias bruce
University of Walamaloo
Philosophy Department
Australia
125 (no three sir!) 
sorry!
12324-3525



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Like I always say, there's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know
whether he believes in anything or not.

Brett Benyo    Email - benyob@rpi.rpi.edu

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition...
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From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Date: 10 Sep 92 21:07:22 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Sep10.154735.16343@seq.uncwil.edu> jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:

>>>>>>>>>>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>>>>>>>>>>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>>>>>>>>>*squish* *squish* *squish* Was that a puddle of niggerbaiter or
>>>>>>>>>do I have to get my feet oiled again?
>>>>>>>>That depends....what size are your feet?
>>>>>>>Approx. 1/3 the size of my bum (*oh, what a giveaway!!*) each.
>>>>>>Can I just butt in at this point and say that this is in fact
>>>>>>the very first time I've appeared in this newsgroup.
>>>>>No I'm sorry there isn't time, and besides this is *NOT* a newsgroup.
>>>>>By the silly kniggits here alone you shoulda figured that out. :)
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>>>>>>>>>>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>>>>>>>>>James aka Well, then you must not be doing it right!
>>>>>>>>JT aka will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
>>>>>>>>        is 'it' to 'this'?
>>>>>>>James aka 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
>>>>>>Vance alias Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
>>>>>>            F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel
>>>>>Meetch aka Kevin Phillips Bong aka *singing* CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN....
>>>>Chris aka Streeeeeeeaaaaam every Foooooorrrrrrrd (that doesn't sound quite
>>>>right....)
>>>JT aka  Bleach every Rainbow?
>>Amjes aka Can it be that we are also simple then,
>>	Or has time rewritten every time,
>>	If we had a chance to do if all against
>>	tell me would we, did we?
>JT aka UH...OH too bloody deep, we had better hold hands and hum
>	   harmoniously!
James vmv Everybody, together now!!
	"Peon the World, Peon the Children,
	 Peon the Ones who make a Blighted Day,
	 So let's start pissin',

	 There's a crap we're taking,
	 We're sitting in our own feces..."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: Jester
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 18:35:12 GMT

brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:

>Mr. Magic (bane@newton.ma.man.ac.uk) wrote:
>: In article <1992Sep3.210602.2914@news.ysu.edu>, af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>: >
>: >That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*
>: >
>: >Lisa aka a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
>: Oh... can I have one please
>Here is the proverbial "me too".

(while looking up)  OOHHH!!!...WHATS THAT???  (then snatching the
  "me too" and tip toeing away) heheheheh

>David aka Bruce (to avoid confusion)
JT aka confusion is going to get VERY lonely if you keep this up...


>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>David Bromage       brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au   : 
>Monash University                                : "I think thinking is 
>Clayton, Victoria   				 :  so important"
> Australia                                       : 	-Baldrick
> 						 :   
>     May the source be with you			 :     
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>	All views expressed are my own except those which conflict with
>	my personal opinions.
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Ahhh, so's yer mother!!!
Date: 15 Sep 92 09:58:25 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Sep15.000707.12168@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
|Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
|
|>What is Aka.......
|Jamesa aka <--- This is!

No, no, no, no, no! *This* is an aka -----+
                                          |
                        O/                |
                       <|                 |
                       /`\                |
                        ^                 |
                        |                 |
                        +-----------------+

Clear now?

Jos aka I used to have two akas, but my pet hippopotamus didn't like 
        the left one, so I sold it to my dead aunt Muriel ...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Heya guys
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 19:06:47 GMT

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
}cf555@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Chris Christian) writes:
}>This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
}>in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
}>i have polled my accts to date....
}>so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts
}ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
}Jester's got his silly real name back! hahahahahaha

Nope..I just got another acct..one of many new accts in the last month...

}Eccles aka You won't catch me doin' that.
Jester aka can i can your sexy body and strip you naked?
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Python on a bit of Spam(tm)?
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 11 Sep 92 10:21:06 -0600


Well, it seemed just as rediculous as trying to get a python on a CD...you know  
how big a python is (or how expensive)?  

Makes sense to me to at least try to make a meal out of it...a little Spam(tm),  
some crackers, and a spot of cheese to make it go down better...


Phil aka I want to buy some cheese!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Removal of aka's
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 11 Sep 92 11:42:46 -0600

In article <BuF3D0.LCK@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} Since we have all these lawbending fucks using our damn
} aka's I am now outlawing them. Anyone who uses
} and aka will be flamed by me...get huge tons
} of absolutely useless mail..and
} receive a free trip for two to the frozen
} ice caves of antarctic where upon arrival
} the cave will collapse burying you alive..
} and as a bonus prize you get one used condom
} to bronze and put on your mantle..
} 
} so DON'T use aka...use squig....noone knows what
} squig means anyways.....
} 
} Jester squig what the hell?

Phil squig do we have to mail for a squig liscense?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 15:47:35 GMT

jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>In <1992Sep9.162804.1605@seq.uncwil.edu> jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) mambos:

>>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

>>>In article <1992Sep08.120338.14528@DIALix.oz.au>
>>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>> 
>>>>
>>>>lutan@oolong.hacks.arizona.edu (Vance R. Haemmerle) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <1992Sep4.180355.14291@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>>>>>>>>>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>>>>>>>>>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
>>>>>>>>>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>>>>>>>>>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>>>>>>>>*squish* *squish* *squish* Was that a puddle of niggerbaiter or
>>>>>>>>do I have to get my feet oiled again?
>>>>>>>That depends....what size are your feet?
>>>>>>Approx. 1/3 the size of my bum (*oh, what a giveaway!!*) each.
>>>>>Can I just butt in at this point and say that this is in fact
>>>>>the very first time I've appeared in this newsgroup.
>>>>No I'm sorry there isn't time, and besides this is *NOT* a newsgroup.
>>>>By the silly kniggits here alone you shoulda figured that out. :)
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>>>>>>>>>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>>>>>>>>James aka Well, then you must not be doing it right!
>>>>>>>JT aka will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
>>>>>>>        is 'it' to 'this'?
>>>>>>James aka 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
>>>>>Vance alias Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
>>>>>            F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel
>>>>Meetch aka Kevin Phillips Bong aka *singing* CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN....
>>>Chris aka Streeeeeeeaaaaam every Foooooorrrrrrrd (that doesn't sound quite
>>>right....)
>>JT aka  Bleach every Rainbow?
>Amjes aka Can it be that we are also simple then,
>	Or has time rewritten every time,
>	If we had a chance to do if all against
>	tell me would we, did we?
JT aka UH...OH too bloody deep, we had better hold hands and hum
	   harmoniously!
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
Date: 8 Sep 92 01:59:27 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <3379@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <2H0mqB1w165w@unkaphaed.UUCP> edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:
>|That's it. I am sick of all of this aka license stuff. I refuse to buy 
>|one from your monoploy.  So, I am introducing the alternative. 
>|INTRODUCING:
>|The 'alias' license!
>|As used in hospitals! 
>|Away with the drudgery of household floods!
>|And, its flame-resistant! (at least I hope)
>|Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing

>Objection your honour! I must strongly protest against any usage at
>all of this `alias' thingy. This silly old lady just suggested here
>that our beautiful `aka', the quintessence of the netiqette, the utmost
>achievements of human civilization, this tasty, crunchy gem, this
>gracefulness of all postings, should be replaced by a senile, smelly,
>lobotomy deserving, braindead `alias'. I feel smeared! Just imagine
>what would happen:

>>>>>>>>Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
>>>>>>>Sno!im alias and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
>>>>>>Jester alias is [Ll]isa still around here?
>>>>>Dan alias I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
>>>>Jmesa alias Why can't I spell my name?
    ^^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^ ^ ^^^^^ ^^ ^^^^
I object to your objection on the grounds that *this* (pointing
to above lines) is a *forgery*!!!!
*I* happen to *know* why I can't speel my name! (It's because
I'm lyxsedic.. sydelcix.. dxleysic.. Oh, newver mind.)

>>>Jester alias Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
>>[Ll]isa alias don't ya all like my quiz?
>Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
James aka Is she feeling better yet?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:15:19
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of Tue, 8 Sep 1992 14:26:29 GMTLines: 21

In article <Bu9K46.45G@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

.}>>>>>>>>Edwin aka the first one to use the newfangled thing
.}>>>>>>>Sno!im aka and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
.}>>>>>>Jester aka is [Ll]isa still around here?
.}>>>>>Dan aka I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
.}>>>>Jmesa aka Why can't I spell my name?
.}>>>Jester aka Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
.}>>[Ll]isa aka don't ya all like my quiz?
.}>Jos aka I *HATE* akaes!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
.}>dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!

Jos!!?!  You traitor!  The Mighty Poo-Bah himself, I never would have
believed it of you!  Is nothing as it seems anymore?

.}Chris aka (That's AKA, not aka) Now alias-repellant sprays and bug-lights
.}being created in my basement.
.Jester aka I changed them all to aka..it looks nice now....

Dan      Still reeling in astonishment
    ^^^ Note the absence.
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: squig
Date: 15 Sep 92 01:55:54 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu leers:

>In article <1992Sep14.222122.26445@news.ysu.edu>
>af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
> 
>>
>>
>>Jester...........
>>
>>
>>        no squig...........................SPAM
>>
>>
>>
>>Lisa spam Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis...(wait..can I say that?)
>Chris spam Wait until you see your Christmas present . . . .
J Seam <-- I was gonna give one for Xmoos, but I couldnt bear to part wi' it
> 
>>--
>>"Why fall in love when there's better things to do."
>>
>>                                          Mark Mothersbaugh
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!!"
					Bob1 & Bob2
From: gbh@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Da Hubster!!!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: words to penis song
Date: 14 Sep 1992 15:49:37 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

If any one can mail me the complete words to the
penis song from the meaning of life it would
be most apreciated!!!

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


-- 
ADIOS!!!!!!                                            -----------------------
						      |	Da  Hubster!!!        |
                                                      | GBH@MATT.KSU.KSU.EDU  |
                                                       -----------------------
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom))
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Date: 13 Sep 92 18:37:54 GMT
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo

Yet again, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) moans:
>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) misinterprets:
>
>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) (s)knickers!:
>
>>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blurts:
>>>>Auto2@ (Orakel) splunges:
>
>>>>>>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
>>>>>>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.
>>>>>I'm looking for a way to write to Eric Idle, any ideas!
>>>>I heard that *both* of them were in some comedy troupe called
>>>>'Monty Snakes Flaming Circus' or something like that ...
>>>Hmmm.. I 'eard it was Poncy Jelly-beans Crunchy Frogs.
>>No! I saw it on telly! It was Larch-Spam-"Ni!"-Bruce-LemmingOfTheBda-Semprini!
>
>I didn't expect the Semprini...
NO-ONE expects the Semprini...  In FACT, those who do....*bugger*
>
>>>>Anyway, good luck.
>>>You'll need it.
>>And probably a good lawyer.
>No, a terrible lawyer will work wonders.  Especially for the bank balance.
>You could sue him for practising something 'ee knows bugger all about.
>
>>>>>Morten Eriksen, Norway
>>>>James aka In *my* day we didn't have ALIASES. We had to keep
>>>>	changing our names!!
>>>Meetch aka Oh well, we never 'ad NAMES.  People used to just point and stare.
>>James hum You had fingers to point with? Luxury!! In my day we had to lie
>>	on the hot coals with our head nailed to the floor in a position
>>	indicating the direction we wanted to point!
>Meetch aka We didn't 'ave fingers.. the people wot pointed at us did.  Mind
>	you, they didn't 'ave any feet... and we didn't 'ave directions.
Huh!  YOU were LUCKY...  In MY day, there weren't any VECTORS, and thus, not
only did we have no direction, we had no MOVEMENT...  So we all suffocated.


-- 
Dark Elf                                            gbloom@hebe.calpoly.edu
			         		        drow@rever.nmsu.edu
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
					- Jack Handey
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Dennis Moore
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Distribution: global
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:57:45 GMT

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Riding throught the night
Den.....ohh...uh, sorry.

As I was almost saying...what are the words to the
Dennis Moore song...
I know most of it...i just cant make out some of the words.

tell me the words in this paragraph.

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the (?sword?)
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, and his horse Concord.

and so forth...its the first line that I cant understand..
make me understand please.

JT aka woefully abounding with Lupins.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: rohrer@utkvx1.utk.edu (Rohrer, Cheryl Diane)
Subject: Re: Removal of aka's
Summary: blahhh  
Organization: University of Tennessee Computing Center
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 19:18:00 GMT

In article <BuF3D0.LCK@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes...
>Since we have all these lawbending fucks using our damn
>aka's I am now outlawing them. Anyone who uses
>and aka will be flamed by me...get huge tons
>of absolutely useless mail..and
>receive a free trip for two to the frozen
>ice caves of antarctic where upon arrival
>the cave will collapse burying you alive..
>and as a bonus prize you get one used condom
>to bronze and put on your mantle..
that sounds like quite the prize to me!!!!
> 
>so DON'T use aka...use squig....noone knows what
>squig means anyways.....
> 
>Jester squig what the hell?
>-- 
>Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
>political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
>apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
>Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
Date: 8 Sep 92 01:54:31 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <2H0mqB1w165w@unkaphaed.UUCP> edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:

>That's it. I am sick of all of this aka license stuff. I refuse to buy 
>one from your monoploy.  So, I am introducing the alternative. 
>INTRODUCING:
>The 'alias' license!
>As used in hospitals! 
>Away with the drudgery of household floods!
>And, its flame-resistant! (at least I hope)

AHA!! A new product for me & the pirates to nick!!

>Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
A maje alias the first one to steal the newfangled thang
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Ahhh, so's yer mother!!!
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 07:49:21 GMT

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu states matter-of-factly:

>In article <1992Sep15.015111.14351@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> 
>>
>>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu sings along:
>>
>>>In article <1992Sep15.000707.12168@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
>>>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>What is Aka.......
>>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
>>>Chris <--- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
>>>informing us all.
>>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. (what rot?) That rot!
>Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.
Meetch <-,
         |
         Yeah, mine's gone limp... see!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf)
Subject: Re: not Re: Relic
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 1992 05:10:56 GMT

Yet again, gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf) moans:
>Yet again, dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann) moans:
>>[followups to alt.fan.monty-python...]
>>
>>In article <1992Sep04.233322.190497@zeus.calpoly.edu>, gbloom@zeus (Dark Elf) signs:
>>>-- 
>>>ROMANES EUNT DOMUS???
>>>
>>>People called Romanes, they go the out?
>>
>>No, no, no!  That's should be
>>
>>	People called Romans, they go, the house?
>>
>>(Spoken with the appropriate British accent, natch.)
>>
>>The kindly folks over in alt.fan.montey-python would no doubt be over
>>joyed to fill you in on the entire script of that whole scene (although 
>>you may have to have a life-or-death struggle with a pantomime horse
>>first...)
>>
>Pardon me, but you are incorrect.  The proper phrase is: People called
>Roamnes, tehy go the out.  As a matter of fact, I referred to my script of
>the film, which I received FROM alt.fan.monty-python just to check my
>accuracy.  I was accurate.  Apology not necessary.
>
>Dark Elf
>
Bloody Hell.  Stuck my foot in my mouth so far that I'll be in the lou for a
week.  As I said, however... no apology necessary... so I will treat myself
to a small beating and light torture before an afternoon beheading.  Any
volunteers to hold the scalpel?

Dark Elf aka athlete's foot tastes nasty


-- 
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS???

People called Romanes, they go the out?