From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Bruce Bufalini's daily routine (was Re: The Politics of USENET)
Summary: Support Planned Parenthood -- Bruce could have been YOUR kid.
Keywords: Patrick likes wasting Bruce's time.
Organization: We'll achieve it, some day.
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 08:51:05 GMT

In article <pqa1H0hlp8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>In article <1992Jul26.052911.3068@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Old enough to be informed) writes:
>>In article <5w81Hhn7p8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce Bufalini) writes:
>>>In article <1992Jul25.062838.2772@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>>>In article <e!31Hfido8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Jul24.051323.22097@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (One group at a time, please.) writes:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I don't communicate with imaginary entities.
>>>>>
>>>>>Nor do I.  You still have not gathered any facts, Patrick.  I do not talk to
>>>>>imaginary entities, for DOI is not imaginary.
>>>>
>>>>Sure, Bruce.  Can you prove that?  No?  So much for you, then.
>>>
>>>I don't have to prove that it exists.  You have to prove that it does not
>>>exist, which you have so far failed to do.  Congratulations.
>>
>>Sorry, weenie -- you made the assertion, you get to prove it.  Not that I'd
>>believe you even in the unlikely event you *could* prove it...
>
>I told it to you before: 478 East Beaver Avenue, State College, PA, 16801 is
>DOI's location.  Point proven.

Hardly.  That's your address.  All you have shown is that your precious
"DOI" exists in your imagination -- thus, it is of no concern to anyone
else.  (Apparently, neither are you.)

>>>>>You apparently cared enough to lie about DOI, relating it to islands in the
>>>>>pits of hell.
>>>>
>>>>It's not my fault if you don't know any of the local dialect.  Funny that
>>>>your precious (and imaginary) "DOI" couldn't inform you of that.
>>>
>>>Who gives a freaking shit about your local dialect?  The Department of
>>>Information need not inform individuals about irrelevant drivel in the Pits of
>>>Hell.
>>
>>No one down here gives a damn about your neck of the woods, either -- and
>>there are about 40 times as many folks down here to ignore you as there are
>>up there ignoring us.  Thanks, once again, for demonstrating conclusively
>>that you have no earthly idea of what you babble about...
>
>At least we are much higher on the intellect level than you folks at Rice
>University are.  Communication with DOI @ 478 E. Beaver Ave. seems to help the
>local residents.

That's not my problem.  I'd be a bit worried about anyone else in State
College, though, if they sought communication with some imaginary entity --
but as long as that particular psychosis is confined to your neighborhood,
then I can devote my attention to more important things.

>>>>>Wrong, for I am informed of everything.  You are still going to jail, Patrick,
>>>>>so get ready for it.
>>>>
>>>>Sure, Bruce.  I'm going to jail like your DOI really exists.  Enjoy your
>>>>fantasy.
>>>
>>>What fantasy?  DOI does exist; therefore, you are going to jail, as I asserted
>>>before.
>>
>>Imaginary entities still don't exist, so they're not putting me in jail --
>>you assert, but you can't prove.  Like I said, ask me if I care about your
>>fantasy...
>
>But you are going to jail.  You seem to be quite misinformed, for DOI has been
>proven to exist.

The only place I'm going tonight is home, once I get off work in about four
and a half hours (as of 0330 CDT), assuming the outbound Southwest Freeway
isn't shut down somewhere between Kirby and Westpark for more of the Eternal
Reconstruction Project...

>>>>>>Maybe that's all you have to do in your daily routine.
>>>>>
>>>>>Wrong, asshole.  Observe:
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I was wrong, I see.  You have nothing whatsoever in your daily routine,
>>>>apparently.
>>>
>>>Yes, you are always wrong.  You are also illiterate, for you were apparently
>>>incapable of understanding what I posted.  Now let's see your daily routine,
>>>Mr. Humphrey.
>>
>>When hell freezes over.  My daily routine is none of your business.
>
>Probably because you do nothing all day.  Can we say "Lazy Ass," boys and
>girls?

I sleep all day, I'll agree -- because I work at night during the summer.
You daytimers ought to stay up late (what you call late) once in a while and
see what you're missing out on.

>>>>Are you sure you're alive?  :-)
>>>
>>>I must say I appear to be quite alive. :-)
>>
>>Great proof -- of course, someone with access to the right password could do
>>all that...anyway, your brain sure doesn't appear to be among the living.
>>Now, let's hear some more of your famous lobotomized-parrot responses...
>
>No, no one possesses my password.  Perhaps you would care to prove otherwise.
>My brain has always been among the living, while yours appears to be
>indefinitely out for repairs.

Response #848.  I knew you wouldn't let me down.

>>     "Can't have everything.  Where would you put it?" -- Steven Wright
>
>No brain for Patrick... no place to put it.

Too bad there are so many people out there who know you're misinformed -- I
guess the "DOI" just isn't what it used to allegedly be...

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