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From: danb@obdient.chi.il.us (Dan Bremner)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Irish blessing
Date: 24 Dec 92 16:42:41 GMT
Organization: Chicago Research & Trading, Chicago, IL

There are several versions I have seen, but the one I remember goes like this:

	May the road rise up to meet you.
	May the wind be always at your back.
	May the sun shine warm upon your face.
	And the rain fall soft upon your fields.
	And until we meet again,
	May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

-- 
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Dan
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From: mckellar@cs.UAlberta.CA (Neil McKellar)
Subject: Victory and Racing
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 20:57:18 GMT

This is a short favorite of mine:

   "I've imagined great victories, and I've imagined great races.
    The races are better."
                               -- "Winter's Tale" by Mark Helprin

--
Neil McKellar (mckellar@cs.ualberta.ca)

"There's life and then there's dog tucker!" -- The Dog in "Footrot Flats"

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From: wgatherg@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (William Gathergood)
Subject: Re: British Parliament quote
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 06:17:08 GMT


In article <1993Jan2.003932.15215@wl.com> offordj@wl.com (Jim Offord) writes:
>
>Or the even better Lady Astor and Winston Churchill exchange(I
>paraphrase because I don't know the exact wording)
>
>Lady Astor to W.C.:You sir are drunk.
>
>W.C. to Lady Astor: And you are ugly. Tomorrow I will be sober, but

I understand that Lady Astor had a come-back attempt immediately after this.

Lady Astor:   "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in that drink."

Churchill :   "Madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

wgatherg@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
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From: sweide@uceng.uc.edu (Steven Weide)
Subject: Re: Heathers
Organization: University of Cincinnati
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 06:14:33 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.220903.3654@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> rrulli@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Rebecca Rulli) writes:
>	Heather says she teaches people real life...she says life sucks 
>	losers dry, if you want to fuck with the eagles you have to
>	learn to fly.
>
>	I said, So Heather, you teach people how to spread their wings
>	and fly?
>
>	She said, Yes.
>
>	I said, You're beautiful.
>
>
>		Veronica/Winona Ryder, "Heathers"
>
>*smile*
>My favorite movie
>
>Rebecca
>
>


"The extreme always seems to make an impression."
                        J.D.  "Heathers"

My favorite movie too.

Steve
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From: mchinni@claudius.pica.army.mil (Michael J. Chinni )
Subject: Irish Blessing/Toast
Originator: mchinni@claudius
Organization: U.S. Army  Armament Research Development & Engineering Center, Dover NJ
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 17:57:38 GMT

From two of my wall plaques:
An Irish Blessing:
	May the road rise to meet you,
	May the wind be always at your back,
	May the sun shine warm upon your face,
	the rains fall soft upon your fields and,
	until we meet again may god hold you in the palm of his hand

An Irish Toast:
	May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
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From: mbohl@uceng.uc.edu (Michael Bohl)
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Subject: Earth
Date: 24 Dec 92 17:20:46 GMT
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Organization: University of Cincinnati


			There is no gravity, 
				E A R T H   S U C K S!!


						Mike

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From: Chuck.Lavazzi@launchpad.unc.edu (Chuck Lavazzi)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: More goodies
Date: 27 Dec 92 07:05:20 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service

In article <1992Dec27.023037.23564@zip.eecs.umich.edu> macika@emunix.emich.edu (Dominic Macika (Asst. Lab Supervisor)) writes:
>
>Teddy Bear sleeps in his little bear skin
>and sleeps very well I'm told
>Last night I slept in my little bare skin
>And caught a heckuva cold!
	Now, let's include the citation:  it's from the Spike Jones band.
Specifically, their rendering of "The Blue Danube" ("The Danube is green/
What's more it ain't clean")
Chuck
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From: macika@emunix.emich.edu (Dominic Macika (Asst. Lab Supervisor))
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: two good ones
Date: 23 Dec 92 22:15:10 GMT
Organization: Eastern Michigan University


"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

				-Rush "Freewill"

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."

				-Churchill
-- 
Dominic "Power Geeking Ankle Biting Burger Flipping Softball Playing Spider
Worshiping Warlock" Macika

WWF - What the world is watching.
New Japan - What the world *should be* watching.
WCW - What the world watches when WWF isn't on.
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From: Chuck.Lavazzi@launchpad.unc.edu (Chuck Lavazzi)
Subject: Thoughts for theocrats
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 18:03:29 GMT


"It is a mistake to suppose that God is only, or even chiefly, concerned with
religion."
		-- Archbishop William Temple, 1955
"There's no reason to bring religion into it.  I think we ought to have as
great a regard for religion as we can, so as to keep it out of as many things
as possible."
		-- Sean O'Casey, "The Plough and The Stars"
"To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to
enslave a philosohpy."
		-- William Ralph Inge, 1920

"Without a doubt the greatest injury of all was done by basing morals on myth.
For, sooner or later, myth is recognized for what it is, and disappears.
Then morality loses the foundation on which it has been built."
		-- Lord Samuel, "Romanes Lecture", 1947

"The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it."
		-- George Bernard Shaw, "St. Joan"
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
		-- Monty Python
Chuck
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From: ted@nmsu.edu (Ted Dunning)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: British Parliament quote
Date: 27 Dec 92 17:54:00 GMT
	<1992Dec27.103106.9555@infodev.cam.ac.uk>
Reply-To: ted@nmsu.edu
Organization: Computing Research Lab



or the famous exchange between lady astor (i think) and churchill:

la: If you were my husband, i would feed you poison.

wc: If you were my wife, madam, i would take it!
From: pawlicki@kodak.com (Ted Pawlicki)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Quotations regardin The Devil
Date: 22 Dec 92 17:59:28 GMT
Reply-To: pawlicki@kodak.com (Ted Pawlicki)


Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
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From: nick@skate.cs.washington.edu (Nicholas Kushmerick)
Subject: Re: Blues Quotes: John Coltrane
Organization: University of Washington Computer Science
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 92 04:43:29 GMT

In article <1h980mINNatv@agate.berkeley.edu>, chuahl@ocf.berkeley.edu (Chua HakLien) writes:
|> Any other good jazz/blues quotes? Can't find them in Bartlett's or Oxfords..

kind of morbid....

	"my ol' man's an undertaker....
	 and he's got a coffin that's just your size..."

some blues song I heard a while ago.  don't know the song or who sang it, though.

-- Nick
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From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
Subject: Re: Humor - George Burns
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 92 19:11:50 GMT
Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow

jgm@cs.brown.edu (Jonathan Monsarrat) writes: 
| Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving
| taxi cabs and cutting hair.
|                                                              -- George Burns

Interviewer: Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?
Mr. Burns:   That's true.
Interviewer: Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?
Mr. Burns:   That's true.
Interviewer: Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful
             young women?
Mr. Burns  : That's true.
Interviewer: What does your doctor say about all of this?
Mr. Burns  : My doctor is dead.


"I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who
 exercise."                             --Red Skelton

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From: jasons@atlastele.com (Jason Smith)
Subject: Who said this? (Don't have a Bartlett's handy)
Organization: Atlas Telecom Inc.
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 18:18:57 GMT

'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open
	[one's] mouth and remove all doubt.

I have been under the (misguided?) impression that this was Abe Lincoln,
and have been informed that it was M. Twain. 

If you can, please give a reference as well.

Thanky mucho,

Jason.


-- 
Jason D. Smith  	|
jasons@atlastele.com	|    I'm not young enough to know everything.
     1x1        	|
From: backpack@access.digex.com (Stuart Reges)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: mental bus error...
Date: 2 Jan 1993 07:34:45 GMT
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, Maryland USA
Distribution: usa
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Keywords: repartee

joneja@pluto.ecn.purdue.edu (Ajay Joneja) writes:
>
> Can anyone tell me the who "A" and "B" are in the following exchange ?
[...]

A and B are Oscar Wilde and his American friend James Whistler (of Whistler's
mother fame).  From my Viking Library Portable Oscar Wilde:

	"I wish I had said that," he remarked once, approving of one of
	Whistler's witticisms.

	"You will, Oscar; you will."

A few other good Oscar Wilde quotes:

	Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.

	To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

	We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars [I
	have heard this variant attributed to Churchill: We are all worms, but
	I believe I am a glowworm.]

	Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live.  It is asking other
	people to live as one wishes to live.

	As for begging, it is safer to beg than to take, but it is finer to
	take than to beg.

	Art should never try to be popular.  The public should try to make
	itself artistic.

	Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and
	discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are
	one's mistakes.

	It is an odd thing, but everyone who disappears is said to be seen at
	San Francisco.  It must be a delightful city, and possess all the
	attractions of the next world.

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From: john@physiol.su.OZ.AU (John Mackin)
Subject: Ken Thompson (was Re: Brute Force)
Organization: Chickenhawk Software
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 06:23:05 GMT

In article <FISCHER.92Dec28223625@orange.iesd.auc.dk>,
	fischer@iesd.auc.dk (Lars Peter Fischer) writes:

>  "When in doubt, use brute force"	- Ken Thompson

Hell, if we're going to start quoting Ken Thompson, here are a few:

	`Maybe I should have screwed up.'

	`SCCS is the source-code motel -- your code checks in
         but it never checks out.'

	`I know nothing.'

	`Timesharing just doesn't work.' [1982]

	`Just think -- IBM and DEC in the same room -- and we did it.
	 Makes you feel warm inside.'

	`If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.'

	`... spell `creat' with an E.' [When asked what he would do
	 differently if starting UNIX over again.  Note that in
	 Plan 9, `creat' _is_ spelled with an E.]

-- 
John Mackin <john@civil.su.oz.au>
Knox's box is a 286.                 Fox in Socks does hacks and tricks
Knox's box is hard to fix.           To fix poor Knox's box for kicks.
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From: lacesso@cs.UAlberta.CA (Winslowe Lacesso)
Subject: Re: Dorothy Parker
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 16:00:47 GMT

Rather too cynical for me when I'm in my better moods; but not, alas,
untrue in general:

UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCE
=======================
By the time you swear you're his,
  Shivering and sighing
And he vows his passion is
  Infinite, undying -
Lady make a note of this:
  One of you is lying.

      -- Dorothy Parker
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From: kde@boi.hp.com (Keith Emmen)
Subject: Re: Quote 'o the day
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 18:12:12 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard / Boise, Idaho
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1scd1 PL4

> "Is it better to have loved and lost, or never to have loved at all?"
>	-- (Not me, but I can't place the author)
> 

 " It is better to have loved and lost. Much better."
        -- (Not me either)
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From: snelling@bnr.ca (Peter Snelling)
Subject: Machievelli
Reply-To: snelling@bnr.ca (Peter Snelling)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 19:37:50 GMT

Machievelli on change:

"A new system is a hard thing to put into place, it is opposed by those
 that would be disadvantaged by the new system and it recieves no support
 from those that would benefit."

                           -- Machievelli

-- 
Peter Snelling
From: dm@think.com (dave mankins)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Quotations regardin The Devil
Date: 31 Dec 1992 05:19:15 GMT
Organization: Thinking Machines Corporation, Cambridge, MA (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: wingit.think.com

In article <1992Dec24.013515.15967@wl.com> offordj@wl.com (Jim Offord) writes:
>The formulation that I have seen(and prefer) is:
>
>The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men
>should do nothing.

Edmund Burke
-- 
david mankins (dm@think.com)
			Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find himself 
			transformed into an enormous software defect.
From: timk@meaddata.com (Tim Klein)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Presidential quote (Bush/atheism)
Date: 1 Jan 1993 23:01:31 GMT
Organization: Mead Data Central, Dayton OH
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In article <3077@anprda.atson.asahi-np.co.jp>, dji@atson.asahi-np.co.jp (David J. Iannucci) writes:
|> Speaking of presidential quotations, I read one on the net several years
|> ago attributed to George Bush.
|> 
|> 	"No, I don't think atheists should be considered patriots, or
|> 		even citizens.  This is one nation under God."
|> 
|> Does anyone know if he really said this, or something similar?


Here is how it was quoted on p.A4 of the Washington Times, 27 July 1989,
Final Edition:

"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should
they be considered patriots.  This is one nation under God," said Mr. Bush, as
reported in the November issue of American Atheist magazine.


===========================================================================
Timothy Klein                 "Mellow yellow" is slang for "really groovy".
timk@meaddata.com                                         -- Jimi Hendrix
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From: sweide@uceng.uc.edu (Steven Weide)
Subject: Re: if at first you [do|don't] succeed...
Organization: University of Cincinnati
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 07:01:00 GMT

In article <18544@borg.cs.unc.edu> saxe@excalibur.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe) writes:
>If at first you don't succeed, out on your butt you go!
>	--First Law of Business
>
>Eddie
>-- 
>saxe@cs.unc.edu          Posted from the Chapel Hill Zoo (fence not included).


If at first you don't suceed, try someone else.
                                    Not sure who said it

Steve
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From: kencham@centi.cs.umn.edu (Deepak Kenchammana-Hosekote)
Subject: Murphy's Laws and other laws 
Organization: University of Minnesota
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 19:10:36 GMT

Hi,

Wondering if anyone had a list of Murphy's Laws and the like.

Thanks,

\deepak
--
Kenchammana-Hosekotan aujourd'hui, demain, et tout les annee prochain.
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From: wrowe@reed.edu ( )
Subject: Re: MASH (Was: Re: Hawkeye Pierce on guns (MASH)
Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 08:37:08 GMT


I like this one by Frank Burns:


"Individuality is fine as long as we all do it together."


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From: mjamroz@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Margaret Jamroz)
Subject: Presidential quote...
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 20:57:07 GMT


I liked this one from a couple years ago:


		"I want to be computer literate, and I'm not."

				-George H. W. Bush



Anyone have any good "presidential" (not Quayle-isms) quotations?  Harry
Truman had a few great ones.

maggie

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From: xslkkk@oryx.com (kenneth k konvicka)
Subject: Wide Unclasp The Table Of Their Thoughts
Organization: Oryx Energy, Dallas, Texas.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 05:07:28 GMT

'Wide unclasp the tables of their thoughts,
these same thoughts people this little world.'

Seen on stained glass window, Winchester House, San Jose, Calif.
Any idea of the author?
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Doonesbury...
Date: 29 Dec 92 15:07:09 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

In article <1hgbroINN7vu@agate.berkeley.edu> chuahl@ocf.berkeley.edu (Chua HakLien) writes:
>"In Palm Springs, they think that homelessness is caused by
>bad divorce lawyers." ( paraphrased. )
>				- Doonesbury, Gary Trudeau
>
>Chua
>/**\
One of my favorites, and not a paraphrase. Your memory is exactly right

-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
From: daves@comp.lancs.ac.uk (Dave Stow)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Condom Machiene Graffeti
Date: 31 Dec 92 00:46:46 GMT
Organization: Department of Computing at Lancaster University, UK.

Timothy James writes:
>	
>	"This gum tastes like shit!"

Obviously they weren't the flavoured ones... (pina colada - oh my! ;-}} )

One of my favourites:

	"Insert baby for refund"

Dave
From: olson@husc8.harvard.edu (Chip Olson@somewhere.out.there)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Who said this?
Date: 26 Dec 92 16:04:20 GMT
 <1992Dec26.013442.15230@lugb.latrobe.edu.au><OLSON.92Dec25230830@husc8.harvard.edu> <1hgnikINNcaj@mirror.digex.com>
Organization: Spam-On-A-Rope Inc.
In-reply-to: kfl@access.digex.com's message of 26 Dec 92 04:37:40 GMT

In article <1hgnikINNcaj@mirror.digex.com> kfl@access.digex.com (Keith F. Lynch) writes:

>> "If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
>> Maybe we would if they screamed all the time for no good reason." -unknown
>
>Dave Barry wrote that.

Thanks!

--
-Chip Olson. | olson@husc.harvard.edu | ceo@{gnu.ai,silver.lcs}.mit.edu 
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
Maybe we would if they screamed all the time for no good reason." -Dave Barry
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From: clc@nevada.edu (Chris L. Cobb)
Subject: Re: Discretion
Organization: UCCSN-SCS
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 19:25:44 GMT

fyoung@gssec.bt.co.uk (Fraser Young) writes:
>macika@emunix.emich.edu (Dominic Macika (Asst. Lab Supervisor)) writes...
>>"Discretion is the better part of valor."
>                                      ^^^^^     
>Just a small point: Is spelling ever important in quotations?
>I'm sure Shakespeare/Falstaff didn't use any Americanisms when he wrote it :)

The commercial availability of software to check spelling, grammar,
and style does serve quite well as a form of stupidity tax.
-- Amanda Walker

---
Chris L. Cobb -- clc@nevada.edu -- B0 f t+ w c+ g k+ s++ p
This signature is not Politically Correct, just differently worded!
From: Karl_Kleinpaste@cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Explain this group
Date: 22 Dec 92 01:17:33 GMT
Organization: Carnegie-Mellon Univ, Nectar Project

Mike.Oniffrey@launchpad.unc.edu writes:
   Not to belabor the point, but one should get attributions, especially in a
   newsgroup like alt.QUOTATIONS, correctly; I made the silly above quote,
   NOT columbus@strident.think.com... 

No need to get uptight about the issue.  Your quotation was duly
indented an extra level beyond that of the immediately preceding
person.  Personally, I cannot abide the use of "> " as a quotation
indicator and so I indent, as do many, many others on the Usenet.  Any
one using a reasonably modern newsreader which supports threading and
show-parent-article operations could have figured it out quite
trivially.
From: rschoen@mathematik.uni-ulm.de (Reinhard Schoen)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Quotations regardin The Devil
Date: 22 Dec 92 16:33:15 GMT
Reply-To: rschoen@mathematik.uni-ulm.de (Reinhard Schoen)
Organization: University of Ulm, SAI, Germany

In article <1h5auqINNi0r@agate.berkeley.edu>,
chuahl@ocf.berkeley.edu (Chua HakLien) writes:

|> Anybody have good proverbs/quotations regarding the devil?
|> 

Old Bavarian proverb says:

   "Der Teifi huift seine Leit, oba hoin tuat as"

which means in German:

   Der Teufel hilft seinen Leuten, aber er holt sie.

and in English:

   The devil supports his people/friends/worshippers but then
    he takes them to hell.

REinhard
__________________________________________________________
    Reinhard Schoen          rschoen@mathematik.uni-ulm.de
     Bruehlstr. 19
      7900 Ulm 12      Getretener Quark wird breit, nicht stark.
        GERMANY        (Goethe)
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From: agarwal@jans.Stanford.EDU (Amit N. Agarwal)
Subject: My favourite funny quotes 
Organization: Stanford University
Distribution: su
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 92 05:53:35 GMT


Marriage is like eating dinner in a restaurant; you think 

you have made the right choice until you see what the other 

person has. 




Beauty is more intoxicating than wine; it intoxicates both 

the holder and the beholder. 


		
	-------- From Reader's Digest. 
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