HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 13 Nov 92 12:18:45 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov11.091324.3874@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov10.012958.26812@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov9.135111.3813@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov9.022203.13267@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Nov7.122041.3770@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
>>>>>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>>>>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>>>>>>>purr nose sniff...)
>>>>>>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>>>>>>      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>>>>>> I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>>>>>> As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>>>>>> each others arms *smmoooooocching*
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
>>>>>My kind of man!!!
>>>> yeah, i go for men named "heidi", too...
>>>> gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
>>>> with women now...care to flirt with me?
>>>LET ME CLARIFY SOMETHING:
>>>I like the ideas Heidi expressed: I'd like to find them in a man. He'd
>>>be "My kind of man!!!".
>> ah, previously unclear.
>> 
>>>Not that you aren't that attractive, Leather. I just prefer the male
>>>studliness to the femaleness you seem to have. I would rather have a
>>>man of--and with--substance than a woman. ANY DAY. or night...
>> right.  see, we think alike...wunderbar.
>>  
>>>>>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>>>>What's our country up to these days?
>>>> family values.
>>>> hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
>>>> which i don't doubt you do. 
>>>No one who has ever talked to me can doubt I'm a woman of "stuff",
>>>perfect I might add.
>> hee hee!
>> 
>>>> leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.
>>>> gina aka willing to share the title of sleaziest with an "undecent"
>>>person like Leather, but she'll have to have her own chair
>> oh, goody, it's settled...who's gonna get the chairs for us lovely
>> ladies, then?
>> 
>> leather aka or i could sit elsewhere, waht do you fancy, boys?
>>  
> LOOK HERE !!!!!
> She still refers to you as boys, though all but she realize you are
> not. What can you do but leave her? Come to me, my men of substance,
> and i'll be NICE to you.
> Gina
> ne/> 
>> 


Gina!  What happened to ENDING this nonsense?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: EEP!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 06:49:06 GMT


I'm sorry.. .it appears all the linguists have left us.
I must keep up the ancient tradition!

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!!!!

OISm,n
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Trivial
Date: 10 Nov 92 20:00:12 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) blathers:
>ircolman@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca ("\Ian Colman") writes:

>>5) Who did Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion go to see in Paris, France?
>Frank fnnnn

Hey! I used to know a 'Frank fnnnn'! How is ole Frankie-boy?
Still hangin' out wi' them poofters, I see.
Ah, well. Tell Mr fnnnn I said "'allo, Polly wanna Cracker"
next time you see 'im.

>Eccles aka Its only your word against min
>:wq
>s
>I hate v:
>Reallt
>What do you mean :Wq isn't an editor command!!!!!!!
Same J octupud At least it ain't Emacs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:45:15 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov5.120531.3726@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov4.200045.16847@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> In <Bx73Ip.HJG@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>> 
>>>Scores:
>> 
>>>So the winner is None of the Above
>>>with Gina as VP.
>> 
>>>Congrats to the non-entity winner and he/she/its
>>>big busted VP.
>> 
>> So the prize *does* go to the girl with the biggest tits?
> 
> Now Jester. You don't really think that's _all_ I've got, do you?
> After all, I'm very talented. In many areas. Try me if oyu don't
> believe me.

Yeah. She's sure talented at making unsubstantiated claims.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 15:55:20 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.165333.3828@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <BxGJsA.MM4@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov8.151133.3780@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>In article <BxDtFK.DAB@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Nov7.114754.3764@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>
>>>>> (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>>>> |> > |> 
>>>>>> |> > |> (lots of useless garbage mercilessly tossed out the door)
>>>>>> |> > |> 
>>>>>> |> > |> 
>>>>>> |> > |> 
>>>>>> |> > lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>>>>> |> > 
>>>>>> |> > chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>>>>> |> Are you sure you really want to know?
>>>>>> |> 
>>>>>> varity is the spice of life.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> chestnutt aka quoting hacknyed sayings
>>>>>chestnutt, you are crazy, know it? You are asking for a Sleazefest.
>>>>>And I never lose. Want to come down to my place and discover the
>>>>>secret of my success?                               ^^^^^^^^
>>>>   Maybe he wouldn't but I sure would!!  Just how far will she go to be the 
>>>> sleaziest folks??
>>>
>>>Don't forget to bring your naughty bits with you, then. We'll play
>>>marbles and the bouncy bouncy and then.....
>>>> 
>>   OOOOHH!!  My nipples explode with delight!!  <<<<<<-----my post!!
>>   May I fondle your buttocks??                 <<<<<<-----  ditto!!
>Whatever makes you happy, just leave your aids at home. It's more fun
>that way.

My aids?  Is that AIDS or aides??  I can't go anywhere w/out my aides, esp.
if I plan to engage in licentiousness...

>>>> reason aka lack thereof
>>>> 
>>>sanity aka the lack thereof
>> 
 reason aka change your armour


-- 
     ******************************|---------------------------------|
     *  reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu  |"I will not buy this record, it  |
     *  aka  Smegma, Reason, Rand  | is scratched."      -John Cleese|
     ******************************|---------------------------------|
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (MR X)
Subject: masons
Organization: COVENTRY LODGE OF FREEMASONS
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 09:00:58 GMT

The deadline for joining the masons has passed....

No, more applications will be accepted. (unless you want to bribe me!)

The following people have applied to join the lodge. If anyone else knows 
anything important about these people, that they think would affect their 
chances of joining, could you please let me know as soon as possible.

	1) lccs1011@edu.oswego.blurt	Ray Warner (the 'skwish dude)
	2) la_ind03@edu.oswego.blurt	Meridith Ann Luke (soon to be Warner)
	3) jester@edu.purdue.cc.sage	Christopher Jack Daniel Christian
					            ^^^^^^^^^^^
						Isnt that a drink?

	4) Dalton@nevada.edu			William Turlough Cat
	5) Rodehiser@ca.dal.chem.chem1		Andrew P Rodenhiser
	6) Brom@au.edu.monash.cc.yoyo		David Bromage
	7) V133JU6P@edu.buffalo.cc.ubvms	Paul Pompi
	8) Goffgb@bitnet.wkuvx1			Gina Goff
	9) sprooney@ie.tcd.unix1		Simon Rooney

Any suggestions for other newsgroups to recruit from?

We will now be announcing who has been accepted (and who hasn't!) on Tuesday
and not monday as previously stated.

	FROM.....

		MR X.

p.s. The roman catholic church does not allow freemasonry - so if you are
	a catholic and want to join - don't tell the pope!
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What the hell I am talking about
Date: 4 Nov 92 21:47:56 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov2.183008.7135@news.unomaha.edu>, werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Oct29.185703.7699@news.unomaha.edu>, werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
>> > la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> >> Now look here, I may not have any idea what's going on here, I'm a blonde, I
>> >> collect dead Indians and I enjoy crooning and banging two bricks together, but
>> >> that's no reason to be impolite!!!
>> >> 
>> >> I've only been at this less than a week!  Somebody's screwed up the net at
>> >> Oswego, so these are all reposts from here, since nothing went out before.
>> >> 
>> >> If someone doesn't respond to me, I'll just come after you with fresh fruit and
>> >> generally annoy everyone.  Trust me. I'm a professional Cardinal Richeleau
>> >> Impersonator.
>> >> 
>> >>                                  The Director of the Royal Frog Trampling
>> >>                                  Institute, Division of Snail Maiming
>> > One question before I acknowledge the fact that you may or may not exist...
>> > what the hell are you talking about?
>> > 
>> > -- 
>> > 
>> > Never trust the obvious.-- "This," I said pleasantly, "is known as getting it 
>> > on." Charlie Decker, from Stephen King's "Rage"-- "Oh, shit!" anon. wise man--
>> > ALBATROSS!-- It's amazing what you can do, if you don't know you can't do it.--
>> 
>> 
>> What difference does it make what the hell I'm talking about?  A little
>> confusion is good in your life.  It keeps you awake.  
>> 
>> Not only that, does anything in this newsgroup *really* make sense?
>>  
>> Besides, do any of us really exist? Or are we all just figments of our
>> imaginations?
>> 
>> "Hessian..."-you know who.
> 
> Sorry to dissappoint you, but I have been asleep for the past 3 posts...
> 
> You're not a figment of your imagination...you're a figment of MY imagination,
> and boy is my imagination figmented.


Ok, so I'm a figment of YOUR imagination.  You've been reading the newsgroup?
What does your figmented imagination tell you about me? (nudge nudge, wink
wink)    

;-)




> 
> -- 
> Never trust the obvious.-- "This," I said pleasantly, "is known as getting it 
> on." Charlie Decker, from Stephen King's "Rage"-- "Oh, shit!" anon. wise man--
> ALBATROSS!-- It's amazing what you can do, if you don't know you can't do it.
> "Denn die Toten reiten schnell." passanger from Bram Stoker's "Dracula"-------
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Spanish Inquistion
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 12 Nov 92 18:48:03 -0600

In article <1992Nov12.090616.13794@aber.ac.uk>  writes:
} 
} 	In article <1992Nov7.172556.2181@gacvx2.gac.edu> 
} 	phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) did say :
} 
} ->In article <BxB8Hw.Exw@ccu.umanitoba.ca>  writes:
} ->} NOOOObody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!
} ->
} ->Uhhhh, I expected it.
} Well, I was not going to say anything but I expected it too...
} 
} However, due to an unfortunate accident I got the Spamish Requisition.
} A bit of a pisser really.
} 
} Pag aka I ask again what happened to all the aka's ?

I am a liscenced aka carrier...however, due to rampant disreguard for what I  
thought was an *exculsive* liscence, I have quit using them.  Actually, the  
idea was put forth some time back, but it would seem the instigator has  
reverted back to his normal mode.

However, I did not wish to make my name blatently known, for fear of the Comfy  
chair.  


XXXXXXX squig does that explain it?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: ***News Flash***Phil re-enters the race***
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:22:42 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>>Well, ladies and gentlemen.  It would seem that my constituents are begging me 
>>to re-enter the race.  The issues have not been addressed by anyone, which I  
>>intend to do.
>Well gimmie the issues, and MY candidate won't do anything about
>them. So there!!!
My god- a Victorian Liberal in IRELAND!!!!
Must have escaped from a zoo.

>>Hence, Phil is back in it.  (Besides, the PFJ is a worthless organisation--I  
>>don't know why I didn't want to hurt it)
>BLASPHEMY!!!!
No such thing.

>OSImn...

>VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE!
VOTE D.ONKEY
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Article deleted
Date: 11 Nov 92 09:11:01 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov10.005951.17308@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
> 
> 
> This article has been deleted on legal advice.
Who's legal advice?
Was it.....	DINSDALE????????
/
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: THE PHILOSOPHERS SONG the whole thing...
Reply-To: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 22:48:20 GMT


In a previous article, highway@wam.umd.edu (Sub-Zero/Raiden) says:

>In article <6728@news.duke.edu> daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford) writes:
>
>>I believe that in one version of the song (that performed at the
>>Hollywood Bowl), the line _was_ "Schoepenhauer and Hegel", but in the
>>version on "The Final Rip Off" and (I believe) "Matching Tie and
>>Handkerchief" the line was, "Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel."  Of course, in my
>>day, we couldn't pronounce a philosopher's whole name.  We could only
>>say the beginning of each word.  We had it tough.
>
>Oh!!!!  You were lucky, you had it easy!!! we could only say the first
>letter of each beginning verse.  Talk about having it tough.
>-- 
>highway: the snuggly & cuddly care bear     Phone: (301) 990-1075
>Post Office Box 7944                     Bitnet: tcwu@umdd.bitnet
>Gaithersburg, MD 20898-7944         Internet: highway@wam.umd.edu
>Univ of Maryland in College Park, MD | Alpha Phi Omega Fraternity


You call that tough? When *I* was a child, we could only say every other
letter in alternative verses *and* only on jewish holidays and sundays 
in months whose total number of days, when multipled by pi, was a prime 
number. *That* was tough!

-- 
            "The children asked him if to kill was not a sin"
                                                Lennon/McCartney
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: New Cleese movie?
Date: 11 Nov 92 13:40:28 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

To answer the question: Our favorite cheese enthusiast is making a new
movie co-starring Eric Idle and Rick Moranis. The title escapes me,
but Cleese is the caretaker of a fabulous English manor and Idle is one
of the heirs to the place when the Manor Lord dies. Moranis is Idle's 
American cousin, also an heir, and Cleese and Idle team up against
Moranis to bilk him out of his inheritance. 
The movie is due for a Christmas 92 or spring release and is being
done by nobody who worked on "Wanda," except Cleese, of course,
and two voles named Wilhem ... oh yes, and Hermoine, the Cuban
cleaning woman.


				Jest thot U shood no.
					Saint, the well-informed.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jggoslin@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Whiplash Smile)
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 17:54:03 GMT

kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
>|> None of the above sez He wants OISmn to be pres...
>|> I say You should all just throw loadsa parties, drink too much, and
>|> forget this whole thing ever happened *:)
>I second the motion.  I got a couple of bottles of Old Bushmills (every should
>be bowing at such an icon) Anyone else up for a chemical labotomy
>chestnutt aka I need a drinking partner 

Well, I third the motion, but I think that some Wotney's Red Barrel
would do nicely on the limited budget of Sir-Not appearing as
president.

later...peace

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From: jgh@plasma.apana.org.au (John Gerald Howell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: New Cleese movie?
Date: 6 Nov 92 01:33:25 GMT
Organization: APANA site, Melbourne, Australia

Has John Cleese started another movie yet? (Is he going to?)
About a four months ago I heard he was working on something which
would involve the same actors from 'A Fish Called Wanda' Kline, Palin,
Curtis, etc... Has this idea died out? Or have I been having delusions? 
Wishful thinking? I would love to see another movie with these actors;
or another Cleese movie of any sort. Or any movie with any Python
person in it for that matter. Thanks in advance.



P.S - If this has already been discussed to death, I apologise. I'm
new here. 


----------------------------------------------------------
John Howell  Melbourne Australia (jgh@plasma.apana.org.au)
Insert something incredibly funny in the space provided:
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Spanish Inquistion
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 7 Nov 92 17:25:55 -0600

In article <BxB8Hw.Exw@ccu.umanitoba.ca>  writes:
} NOOOObody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!

Uhhhh, I expected it.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: le pouff celebre
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 03:24:00 GMT

How'd I know? 

"Watson - you know my methods.  Apply them."

Dan "Knows Everything That Man, But Not Gina, Was Not Meant To Know
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 06:24:51 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>>>> 
>>>> You can have as much as you can handle.
>>>I don't think there could be too much of you for me to handle. I'm a
>>>grown up with lots of endurance, creativity, and imagination. =)
>> Oh, sorry, I thought this was a.f.m-p....
>> It must be alt.my.bits.are.big.too.
>> 
>> Eccles aka Sex sex sex thats all they think about.
>> 
>I'm sorry-did you not know you reeentered the news during an all-out
>sleazefest? And I do, of course, have to protect my honor.

Yes, but do you have to use _that_????

Eccles
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 13 Nov 92 00:04:06 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>>>> 
>>>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>>>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>>>> 
>>>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
>>> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
>>> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
>>> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
>>> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
>>> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
>>> reach all by my self.
>>
>>
>>I'm surprised you don't have to pay people to be around *you*.  If he was to
>>pay you, it would probably be to shine his shoes with your tongue because
>>that's probably *all* it's skilled at.  Besides, you're too late-he's already
>>my (voluntary) sex slave.  It's not everyone who can keep HUMANS satisfied.
>>
>>Meredith aka not prejudiced against rodents but skilled at pleasing *all*
>>life-forms.

>right, meredith, now up until now this has been a very peaceful
>and friendly sleaze contest.  gina and i have been sort of working
>together as fellow sleaze-queens...making all the men of alt.fan.m-p
>*very* happy.  
HEY! Gina hasn't had a decent (personal) assault on me yet!

>then, you come in, steal my custard, muscle into my territory (dammit,
>i'm the one who handles the whips!) and insult our wonderful vp whom
>i adore even though i haven't formally met her.  i trust her abilities
>as a sleazy woman and respect her.  
Yeah. I know the feeling. The easiest solution is just to kill
whoever does it, and <ahem> avoid the legl complications.

>this has got to stop.  as i said before i am a peaceful soul, but still
>i can be angry if properly provoked...
>and i'm sure gina will start getting nasty *long* before i will..
>let's not turn this into a crisco flame-fest.  grease fires are no fun.
What? Leather, are you losing it? What's wrong? Are you Sick? (Well,
I know you're sick, but are you ill?)

>leather aka playing with the cat o' nine-tails
HEY! Leather! This is getting a wee bit too far... first whips, now
c-o-9-ts... Wanda's going to get angry!!!


OSInm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 9 Nov 92 20:08:17 -0600

In article <BxGpps.w7@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
} >jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
} >>>Congrats to the non-entity winner and he/she/its
} >>>big busted VP.
} >>So the prize *does* go to the girl with the biggest tits?
} >Now Jester. You don't really think that's _all_ I've got, do you?
} >After all, I'm very talented. In many areas. Try me if oyu don't
} >believe me.
} 
} well...what would my girlfriend say...hm......
} i mean...what could you do for me that she already can't??
} hm..eh?? hmm...eh??
} 
} Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
Phil squig or is that "frosting-tipped tracts of land"?