HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dsh@eceyv.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger)
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
Organization: NCSU
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 19:33:55 GMT

In article <gerald.727642733@gerald> 
gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:

>> JEFF WITTY
>> ARMY R.O.T.C.
>> a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY

> I"M SURE THE U>S> ARMY COULDN"T BE PROUDER TO HAVE YOU ABOARD< JEFFY.

Fuck off, you pretentious sniveling little asshole.  You had 
better be damn glad that there are people who are willing to 
put their life on the line for pompous little shits like you.
No wonder IBM is losing so much money -- they've got too many
snotty cock-sucking Canadians spending their time posting to the
net.  Why don't you start pulling your weight and stop jizzing 
on the net before they fire your lazy Canadian ass? 


>Gerald


Doug Holtsinger

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:46422 misc.test:15826 alt.personals:26629
From: figmo@netcom.com (Lynn Gold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.personals
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Date: 25 Jan 93 20:35:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.1993Jan25.203542.6666
Organization: The Burn the Candle at Both Ends Club

In article <1993Jan19.015239.2905@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
>
>In article <1993Jan19.011912.6581@wariat.org> sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sob
>ol) writes:
>>fun fun fun boy (pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu) wrote:
>>
>>: of course you did not say that you loser, i did. it was a crime for that
>>: fuck to change the attribution on one of my lovely rants. i should sue him
>>: for copyright infringement...
>>
>>only if I get 90% of what you win.
>>
>>:) :) :)
>>
>>--
>>Steve Sobol  President, Steven J. Orlin Fan Club
>>(for information, write to sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)
>
>
>-you better hire a few to handle the mail.
>
>
>>
>>My address is sjsobol@tiny.peter.dickless.dweeb.fungus.infected.syphilitic.
>                       cancerous.lump.frog.heave.com
>>
>
>
>Hey Steve, do the teams you normally "entertain" prefer your stronger lips
>over bambi's?
>
>-steve
>-- 
>-="A penny saved IS...................worth more with a hole drilled through
>   it as a conductive washer."          -thank you, thank you
>-=Orlin.2@osu.edu                        My own originality, folks.

I had to get in on this just to show you my .signature file, which far
outranks anything going on here anyway. :-)


-- 
Lynn Gold				           figmo@netcom.com

Worst pickup line of the decade:
   "You're so cute, so pretty.  I've got the beer if you've got the
time, you know.  I've been all around the world.  Would you like to
see some human remains and intestines I have in the back of my van?"
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Found art
Date: 28 Jan 1993 02:58:36 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

por cabeza de vacca:
|
|> >Curtis?  Chess on ergot derivatives?  Go I know about.
|> 
|> It wouldn't work.
|> 
|> Chess is to go, as weightlifting is to fencing.  It's a sport of
|> brute mental strength.  It's bestial.  There's hardly any skill
|> involved; the only requirement is the ability to read out and
|> prune immense numbers of board permutations.  The effort of
|> this is so great that it dwarfs strategic judgment.
|> 
|> The only drug for chess is amphetamine.  Crude.  Very crude.
|
|	Au contraire, mon frere.  Having practiced all four
|of the diversions you mention above, two of them (Fencing and
|Chess) at the competitive level, I assure you that (1) there is
|a valid psychological dimension to chess when playing a human
|opponent,

Indeed.  This is normally not large, but can be accentuated
by occasionally delivering sharp kicks to the opponent's ankle.
It is said that the late, great Bobby Fischer achieved many of 
his victories in this way.

A considerable unnerving effect can also be obtained by biting
the heads off captured pieces.

But as for _strategy_ - pah!  There's no more strategy in a
game of chess than in a barfight.  Occasionally it'll stick
its head out of the toilet, but when things get down to glass
and flesh it's all who has more beer in his bottle.

c
From: nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic Pnews)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE DIVINE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Date: 26 Jan 93 11:43:30
Organization: /home/auspex/h/bair/nj/.organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: birch.cs.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu's message of 25 Jan 93 18:08:18 -0600

In article <1993Jan25.180818.3309@cnsvax.uwec.edu> mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:

> Sri Harold Klemp, the Living "Eck" Master

I've had the Living "Eck" beaten out of me, and you can too!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Die Zeit wartet auf niemand und auch nicht auf mich
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 21 Jan 93 15:57:20 CST


In article <1jmodiINNd9j@rave.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
> In article <9301210345.AA27510@prg.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:
> >
> >Sly was meant to be in Callander where she is filming for a soap 
>                                                ^^^^^^^
> >opera, but Callander is cut off by floods.  She could not decide 
> >whether to call off the filming, or to get some shots in the can 
>                                                               ^^^
> >and commission a snap script about floods.                     
> 
> Film, as Mr. Shergold points out, comes in cans.  Tape comes in
> cassettes, or (in the case of 1" or quad) in cardboard boxes.
> --scott

or, in the case of Scotch, in nifty plastic holders with cardboard hangers.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: what bruce and i did when the pope came to town
Date: 22 Jan 1993 08:42:49 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

caught bass and carved their heads up; when the blood came
welling out it was just like a cardinal's fez.

bruce was real good with a knife.

later he got into mitres.  but that's another story.

c
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: cat's cradle, was THE DIVINE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Date: 27 Jan 93 02:14:00 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <C1GruH.Mtv@phage.cshl.org>, boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell) writ
es:
>-T
>See the cat? See the dreidel?

Now you're being clever, Tom.  I was just quoting Kurt Vonnegut.

>--
>Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org
>Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
>

-- 
   justin    || "Enough!  Enough!  Our bullet-proof vests are no match for
     sol     ||  your legally obtained teflon-coated bullets!"
jws5@lehigh.edu                            -Garry Trudeau, "Doonesbury"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: SLACKMOTHERFUCKER
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 16:00:04 GMT



To:       Membership of t.b Cabal

Date:     January 21, 1993

Subject:  Why talk.bizarre needs *PLONK* (all newbie articles)


At the January Working Group meeting, consensus was reached regarding the
absence of any need for an *PLONK* (all articles from this newbie) function in
talk.bizarre.  (Note: this function is equivalent to that performed by the *PLONK*
message in talk.bizarre.)  The agreement was based on the idea that a series of
properly formed *PLONK* (one article) operations can produce the same effect as
an *PLONK* (all newbie articles) function.  (*PLONK* (one article) is equivalent to
*PLONK* TAG.)

I believe that an appropriate use DOES exist for the *PLONK* (all newbie
articles) function.  The use occurs during newbie crash/reboot sequences. 
In such cases, the newbie lacks sufficient information to construct well
formed *PLONK* (one article) operations.  In fact, the newbie does not know how
many *PLONK* (one article) operations are needed.

In the absence of an *PLONK* (all newbie articles) function, the newbie
engaged in a crash/reboot sequence must use one of the "bigger hammer" func-
tions, such as CLEAR ARTICLE SET (equivalent to CLEAR QUEUE) or TARGET DEVICE
RESET (equivalent to BUST DEVICE RESET).  These functions have consequences
very much beyond the actual needs of the newbie's crash/reboot sequence.
Using these functions in multi-newbie environments, will result in a
crash/reboot sequence on one newbie producing unnecessary lost-article
recovery activities on all other newbies connected to the target.

With this in mind, I propose the following list of functions having article
killing capabilities and appropriate uses of each function:

  *PLONK* (one article)      User requested termination of an operation.
                        Newbie controlled recovery from bounded software
                        failures.

  *PLONK* (all newbie  Recovery during an newbie crash/reboot sequence.
  articles)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: right now
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1993 20:27:33 GMT

>I am experiencing intense lust for the lead singer of the Psychedelic Furs.

Naw.  He smokes.

-- 

======================================================================8--<
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I think...
Date: 27 Jan 1993 22:55:03 GMT
Organization: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine...
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: pagoda.aero.org

In article <1993Jan27.143025.4492@walter.cray.com> twosheds@.cray.com (Jay Vollmer) writes:
|I think that all 'right-thinking' people in this country are sick and tired
|of being told that 'ordinary decent' people are fed-up in this country with
|being sick and tired!
|
|	I'm certainly not - and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

Dear Jay:

It's come to our attention that you have been leaving yourself
logged in at your terminal after hours, and that someone has been
using your account to post hackneyed, boring, plagiarized Monty Python
material to talk.bizarre. Whoever has done this obviously meant to 
post to alt.hackneyed-boring-plagiarists-who-have-no-ideas-of-their-own,
and NOT to talk.bizarre. Please do everything you can to ensure that
this unscrupulous and hideously boring person never again has access to 
your account, otherwise the readership of talk.bizarre might come to the 
obviously erroneous conclusion that this brain-dead individual was in fact 
yourself.

And we wouldn't want that, now would we?

				R.S.
From: crisper@cats.ucsc.edu (Daniel Curtis Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 21 Jan 1993 08:03:07 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: si.ucsc.edu


Whenever I kill a subject line and more than a screenful of "Junked"
 goes by as a result, I do a little tapdance in my mind. (Then, of course,
 I move to my killfile.)

	--The Elder Dan
	  Cerebral tapdancer

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C.Haushalter)
Subject: Re: I'm starting to worry about myself.
Originator: haushalt@shakti
Organization: NEC Research Institute
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 93 02:10:30 GMT

In article <Jan.27.15.50.24.1993.2241@math.rutgers.edu> jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel) writes:
>Yesterday, while being bored out of my mind in my Graph Theory class,
>I suddenly had an image of ejaculating a spray of brightly glowing
>pastel directed edges.
>
>I then had a mental image of watching them flop around on the bedsheet,
>pathetically searching for a vertex to point into.
>
>I sometimes worry about my mental stability.
>
>					- Jeff Vogel
>					Rutgers math

I'm over 10 miles away in Princeton and I'm worried about your mental
stability.

-- 
The opinions are mine..not my company's.
Actually, everything is more complicated
From: zippy@cs.brandeis.edu (Patrick Tufts)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Biofeedback and Attention Deficit Disorder
Date: 26 Jan 93 15:49:30 GMT
Organization: Brandeis University

jxj24@po.CWRU.Edu (Jonathan Jacobs) writes:

>In a previous article, ah190@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Stuart Pearl) says:

>>
>>Does anyone know if biofeedback techniques can be used in treating
>>attention deficit disorders (ADD)?  Has there been any research done
>>in this area?  Thanks.
>>
>>-stu

I have no joke here.  I just like - hey, look!  A bird!

--Pat
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Zoe Baird
Date: 25 Jan 93 19:34:54 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


In article <1993Jan25.152425.2105@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU writes:
|DOES anyone else find it ironic that the senate, which approved ED MEESE
|to be attorney general, was going to reject ZB? I mean, sure, she broke
|the law, but Ed Meese.......

Makes perfect sense to me.  You see, she was idiot enough to
admit it & pay her fine.  But Ed Meese...

---
cj
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.personals
From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:22:18 GMT


In article <1993Jan25.203542.6666@netcom.com> figmo@netcom.com (Lynn Gold) writ
es:
>
>I had to get in on this just to show you my .signature file, which far
>outranks anything going on here anyway. :-)
>
>
>--
>Lynn Gold                               figmo@netcom.com
>
>Worst pickup line of the decade:
>   "You're so cute, so pretty.  I've got the beer if you've got the
>time, you know.  I've been all around the world.  Would you like to
>see some human remains and intestines I have in the back of my van?"

Why???? You're signature is the stupidest one I've ever seen.
Go to alt.ego
-- 
Orlin.2@osu.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:45904 alt.cascade:3746
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Lee, Jackson, King Day (Re: Happy Mickey, Donald, Goofy day)
Date: 21 Jan 1993 23:30:59 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


cee1@ra.msstate.edu (Charles Evans) says:
>bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>>>>Robert E. Lee, Andrew Jackson, Martin Luther King
>>>Geddy Lee, Michael Jackson, and Fred King.
>>Bruce Lee, Glenda Jackson, and Sky King.
>Hypatia Lee, Jesse Jackson, and Larry King.
Gypsy Rose Lee, Mahalia Jackson, and Billie Jean King.
From: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM (Tom Hopkins)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10 word story rebuttal
Date: 23 Jan 1993 00:21:42 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc., Billerica, MA. 
Distribution: world
Reply-To: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: nemesis.east.sun.com

In article 1jndijINN6eu@chnews.intel.com, bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>Who started this ridiculous thread?  It's gotten boring.

Don't know, but who am I to buck current trends?

-Tom Hopkins <hoppie@turbo.east.sun.com>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Subject: Rictus Hep tries Zen
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 15:09:14 GMT

Well, what is the sound of one hand clapping, dammit?

---
Erik Radmall -- Erik_Radmall.wbst845e@xerox.com
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: anyone need a harem?
Date: 22 Jan 1993 09:27:52 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1993Jan22.052339.4058@ncsu.edu> jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu writes:
*Of course, everything above after (a) took place AFTER said relationship
*began, and I hence went Off The Market, though I'm still at a loss to explain
*the week and a half where THAT occured.
*
*One month, total, beginning with one kamikaze at J.C. Dobbs and a game of
*Scruples, and my love life has become utterly, unexplainably chaotic.
*--
*     jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu      \\        pope@aza.csc.ncsu.edu    
* "I don't know where you took   --=--   To KLH: Love ya, Katya!
* me, but I didn't want to leave."   \\  have clue, will travel.

People in love make me nauseous.  Please take your sunny little romance
away from the sullen and moody.


Mark "Bill Bixby makes me nauseous" Lippert
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Martian Robots
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 02:45:45 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

I suppose you've all noticed that Warren Christopher
is a Robot controlled by the Martians. You know, the
catatonic demeanour, the slow deliberate movement and
the slightly synthetic speech.

Heheh.
Good job the X Industries logo is well-concealed.

Isn't it nice to know that we on t.b now have a representative
with teeth? Well. It would be. If X Industries would turn over
the goddam control codes. Dammit.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  inceptus clamor frustratur hiantes             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: symbolism?
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:10:08 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

i'm in the middle of reading bram stoker's dracula (can't afford to go see it)
and i can't help but notice how often stoker tells of his characters' bathroom
habits. first, dracula tells his guest to go 'make a toilet' before he may eat.
later, lucy is described as 'making her nightly toilet' before she goes to bed.
i can't quite understand the importance yet, but i'm sure it will tie in
somewhere. i'm waiting to see if dracula himself will 'make a toilet'.

-jane

no 'making toilets' in the movie, i bet.
-- 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:45954 alt.cascade:3750
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: my all-time favorite porno movie title
Followup-To: alt.cascade
Date: 21 Jan 1993 21:16:37 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

In article <1jnb7nINNhp9@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
>R. S. Statsinger writes:
>>mathew writes:
)>|JANE HORVATH writes:
)>>>ramboner
)>|"Spurtacus".
>>The Fountainhead....
>On Golden Blonde.
Field of Reams.

5150
From: aisa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (cryotome)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Concussion
Keywords: truth: stranger than fiction
Date: 21 Jan 93 23:18:27 GMT
Distribution: talk.bizarre
Organization: The Rollerblading Scythe Club



I read in the newspaper the other day about two men who got
hit by a car.  It was dark and raining, and neither the
man in the wheelchair or the blind man pushing him was aware
of what was happening.  Neither was seriously hurt. 

(true story)

c.f.
"wow! I didn't even see
 it coming!"
                          
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: c_mcdon@pavo.concordia.ca (MCDONNELL, CATHERINE)
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Concordia University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 01:48:00 GMT


Doug Holtsinger writes...
>No wonder IBM is losing so much money -- they've got too many
>snotty cock-sucking Canadians spending their time posting to the
>net.  Why don't you start pulling your weight and stop jizzing 
>on the net before they fire your lazy Canadian ass? 

Canuck envy!

..................................................................
Kate McDonnell, infographiste             c_mcdon@pavo.concordia.ca


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Rictus Hep gets shot in the head.
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:24:35 GMT

"OUCH! Wait! Now I can see through the third eye in the middle of my
forehead!"  [THUD!]


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: speaking of topology,
Keywords: psilosybin
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 22:00:25 GMT

In article <rhamilt.727895747@husc.harvard.edu> rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton) writes:
>	I once had a giant hand reach into my asshole, go up through my
>entire body, take hold of the inside of my scalp, and (*shlop*) pull me
>inside-out.
>	After that, I made squishy noises when I walked, and I left red
>footprints on parent's carpet.
               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

anyones parents in particlular or didn't you discriminate?
--
"i sure wish i didn't have to print out every posting and read them by
brail. ascii just doesn't seem the same as when i could see."
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Deflated Tit Update #3
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Date: 24 Jan 93 17:50:56 GMT

tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan) writes:

>I read somewhere recently that tit reduction is the third most common
>non-essential operation performed in America.
>Wonder what they do with all the titbits left over?

	They are sent to Organic Recycling Industries in Plano, Texas.
Breast tissue, it turns out, is a vital component in the manufacturing 
of those goofy little solid spare tires you get with new cars these days.

	ORI also buys up the leftovers of circumcisions. But those are 
used by it's aerospace division, which does SDI work. I'd have to see 
your security credentials before I could discuss the foreskins.


-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: How it all works out in the end
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 19:51:34 GMT

We switch our elders to an all fat diet and then use them for fuel.

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@storm.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: comb
Organization: UCAR/OFPS, Boulder
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 18:50:57 GMT

I am missing 9 of the little teeth from my
"Genuine ACE Hard Rubber" comb. So now when I
comb my hair with it, there are streaks about
0.75 inches wide that remained uncombed.

Makes me feel sort of like a punk rocker in
my own little way.
-- 
, jja
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Watch This...
Date: 22 Jan 1993 05:54:05 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, benth@microsoft.com (Ben) says:

>X Industries. The first name in digital timepieces.

 Mkt 52-Weeks  Company      Tick Div  Vol  Div Earn     Week's    Net
 Sym High Low   Name        Sym  Amt 100's Yld P/E  High Low Last Chg.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
 n  64  16.87  Med Care Am  MRX      10055 ...  18   24  22.5 24  +1.5  
			    ^^^

(1/4/93, Barron's, NYSE)
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@fawlty.lmc.com (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: Ann Arbor summit meeting
Organization: Logic Modeling Corporation   Beaverton, OR
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 19:03:00 GMT

In article <1jd02bINN4ps@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>It's a snowy Wednesday night in downtown Ann Arbor, City of the Trees.
>Somewhere on Fourth Street, a short distance from Rick's Cafe (in the 
>infamous Casablanca), in the dimly-lit private back room of Bandido's 
>California Style Mexican Restaurant, a historic meeting is about to 
>take place.
>
>pick one from each group below:

    b, a, b, a, a, b, b.

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