HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: a response to a mister not-john-cleese-but-formula409
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Dec 92 00:26:25
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: fishhook@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of Mon, 14 Dec 1992 11:18:31 GMTLines: 18

In article <Bz8y2w.A7B@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> fishhook@sage.cc.purdue.edu (steven freeman) writes:

. So mister not-john-cleese-but-formula409, If that is in fact your REAL name

.Tell us more about this terribly interesting sounding mailing list you have

.started about the wonderful actor Jeffery Jones...


.Oh yes...Don't think for a minute that you fooled us...we know youre really
.John Cheese..er..Cleese....

{Completely serious MP note.  That *was* the family name for hundreds
of years 'til his grandfather? father?  I'm not sure which.  Anyway,
till Jonathan Reginald Cheese decided to change his name to Cleese.
Absolutely true.  ('saw it on a PBS Documentary 'bout JC)}

Dan aka Gad zooks!  I was so serious I scared myself!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I aM NOT JESTER
Date: 19 Dec 1992 02:37:29 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>i wANT tO TeLL yOu How MUcH Of A Pain It Is TYpe LikE
>>>THIs FoR PorLONgeD PerIOds oF tIME.
>>>Jester aka brightening your day with another useless post
>>You look like you're drunk on a MUD...
>I am not..I don't drink..ever.....

Yea. Right. What's in the bag, then?

>>...man...I need a life...
>you think you need a life...........

Well, ummm...I said that...

>>Ratboy aka Who?
>Jester aka Gina naked in bed with her legs spread wide?
Ratboy aka Ahhh...the memories--
   SHHH! Here comes Lisa!
   ...Umm...yea...how about them Bears??
   ...umm..nice weather...





Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s13989bc@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: traffic lights
Reply-To: s13989bc@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 21:42:11 GMT

 Does anyone else out there like traffic lights? I do, but not
when they are red.  Well here I am just trying to take up
band space. I'm getting pretty annoying aren't I. I mean I just start
my own threads and talk to myself on them My God, I must be going
Mad! No wait sorry, just spam withdrawl. Bye Bye E|;-)
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sricpts!!!!!
Date: 18 Dec 1992 01:48:42 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>Yes, but for a small nominal fee, I would be willing to move to a small
>*Texas* town just to be near my favorite rodent. 

I got a slug.

>Lisa aka yet another usless piece of info about me :) 
Ratboy aka Nothing about you is USELESS...*nudge nudge*






Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: INSANITY
Organization: NCC 4600C USS Lynx
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 92 23:32:34 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.121241.23556@ucsu.Colorado.EDU> radinsky@spot.Colorado.EDU (Wayne Radinsky) writes:
>la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke) writes:
>> In article <Byx0tw.Kn7@umassd.edu>, s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>>> I'D LIKE TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT! 
>>> 
>>> ANYONE INTERESTED?
>> 
>> I can't argue unless you've paid!
>
>Well then what are you doing now?  Arguing on your spare time?
No, he is.

Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has an orthonormal basis.

It makes sense, when you don't think about it.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: Re: It's Christmas in Heaven
Reply-To: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:05:12 GMT

In article <DJOHNSON.92Dec14194350@cayenne.gac.edu>, djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>In article <1ggqglINNp84@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) breaks into song:
>
>.thank you so much for the special christmas greetings.
>
>Indeed!  It was very nice of you!  Thunks several muches!
>
>.of course i won't be going to heaven but the sentiment was nice.
>
>Me niether.  Maybe I'll see you in Denny's.
>
>.leather aka fa la la la <thud>
>
>Dan aka No no, you're flat on the G!  Try it again... Fa la la
>
>
>                                        |
>				       	|
>			  _________	|     _____	       /
>       	  ___          __/  _______\    |    /___  \__	      /
>	     \__      / ___/ ______            __\___ \  __  /
>	        \_   /_/ ___/  __  \___	    __/	_\___\/	/  \    __
>	              __/_  __/	 \___  \   /  _/ \__ \_/    |  /  \
>       	       	     / _  \/   	     \  \ /  / __   \  \    | /	  /
>	            / /_/ /    	      \  |  / /  \   |  |   |/	  |
>	           /    _/     	       \ |  | \__/  / \  \   	  | -----
>	          / /\  \ \   __       _/  /\__    /  |  |        |
>          ____   /  \/ 	/  \_/  \   __/  _/\__ \__/__/  / \  /|   |
>      ___/       \_____/ \_  \__/__/  __/     \________/   \/ |   |
>		  	   \_________/	        /   /         |   |
>					__      \  /          \___/
>			   /           /  \      \/    	            __
>			  |            |  |     	              \__
>                         /             \  /           \         	 \__
>		        |               \/             \
>		       /	        __              \
>				       /  \		 \
>				       \__/		  \
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Semprini Bros.
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 03:20:35 GMT




Dinsdale?
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I aM NOT JESTER
Date: 18 Dec 1992 00:23:49 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>i wANT tO TeLL yOu How MUcH Of A Pain It Is TYpe LikE
>THIs FoR PorLONgeD PerIOds oF tIME.
>
>Jester aka brightening your day with another useless post

You look like you're drunk on a MUD...

...man...I need a life...

Ratboy aka Who?
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: NO-body expects the Spanish Inqui.......er....Jester
Date: 14 Dec 1992 02:03:46 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamuts.tamu.edu


                         THE HISTORY OF THIS THREAD


this thread was originally started by some man with a nice name which
i can't recall.  he said, i think, "aw, bugger."
his name would go down in history, if i knew what it was.

then i posted, then jester, then i think i did again, and lots
of other people did too, then jester again, then me again, then gina
and now i am posting again, if my (insert foul word here) news-thingy (ooh)
decides on a whim to let me post this.


>>>Well, Leather, it's nice to know we share the same taste in "men",
>>>isn't it? Be careful of this one--'e will break your 'eart, if you've
>>>got one.
>> ooh, are you insinuating that jester isn't a man? hmmm...
>no; he's man enough (for what?)
oh, i know a few things that he is more than man enough for.
just a few things, mind you.  i make no claims about the others.


>> what didhe do to you, if i may be so bold as to ask?
>'e quit lovin; me, 'e did!
eeeeep.  how simply awful.  i hate it when that happens.
best wishes for yr recovery.

>> anyway, that wasn't me with jester in the one-night stand, it
>> was simon; he admitted it a few letters back.
>OK. I didn't want to lose my good opinion of you, my friend.
tee hee!  you have a good opinion of me?  wow...
i am blushing (like a fine wine).

>> so jester *does* know how to bugger...?
>> and he has lied to me again.....
>yes he does and yes he did.
oh my.  i shall have to chastise him privately.
in public, i shall just say "jester,sir, i am most disappointed."


>>>Gina aka I should know, he did me
well, of course he did you.  he did simon too.  i'm still
not saying anything.

>> poooor girl..i am sure there are many men willing to comfort you,
>> dear..
>Really, Where are they then?
well, jester has offered to console you if you'll take him back.
otherwise, i seem to recall a certain thread in which men were offering
their all to you (and to me)..most of the people here.  so worry not, 
my dear.  help is at hand!


>> leather aka oh no! inner-organisational turmoil!
>Gina aka oh yes! internal orgasmal turmoil!

leather aka how many of you think i should change my .sig?
 

________________________________________________________________________
\are you weary of the lengthening days?      | heathernoel             /
/do you secretly wish for november's rain?   | hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu \
\and the harvest moon to wane in the sky (now that it's dry),          /
/there is nothing in this world more bitter than spring.               \
------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SPAM
Date: 13 Dec 92 23:50:16 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
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>> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> 	SPAMIPAMSPAM	    SPAMDONTSPAM
>> 	SPAMLIKESPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> 	SPAMMIKESPAM	    SPAMPALINPAM
>> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> 	SPAMDIEDSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM 	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
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>> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> 
>> 		THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SPAM..
>> 			ANY QUESTIONS?
>>
>Yes, why is my brain shaped like an "I"?
Coz you're an egomaniac, jim.

>Eric aka the brain contortionist 
OSInmn the half-a-bee.
From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Date: 20 Dec 92 23:34:08 GMT
Reply-To: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.

Im suprised there is no

alt.fan.saturday-night-live

............

AND HOW ARE THESE NEWSGROUPS CREATED ANYWAYS???
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: tendico@hubcap.clemson.edu (The Dread Pirate Wesley)
Subject: Theme song
Organization: Clemson University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 21:00:14 GMT

I seem to remember that the theme song to the show is some country's
national anthem. Could someone fill me in as to which? Thanks.

-- 
Todd Endicott
tendico@hubcap.clemson.edu					 "Yow!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Subject: nothin' much
Reply-To: st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 15:38:47 GMT

"The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine."
Does that sound paranoid to you?
Get back to me on that.
Love,
erika lindsay
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: olemo@dhhalden.no (OLE-MAGNUS OLSEN)
Subject: Re: COMMENTS
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 15:22:32 GMT

In article <1gas5mINNb3u@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:

>>First of all...
>first of all, who are you to dictate what is done on this group?
>
>ALT.fan.monty-python.
>UNMODERATED. get the picture?

alt.fan.MONTY-PYTHON.
It's supposed to be about Monty Python, get the picture? Not akas or shit.

>>    a) enough of the aka....
>eeee...sorry it bothers you so much.
>we'll ALL stop doing what we want, just to please YOU.

Thank you! We're many who appreciate that!

>>    b) enough personal discussions and get on with the real subject..
>please tell me what the "real subject" is.  i'm keen to guess.

Monty Python.

>>    c) enough of the games..
>oh, so we're not to have any fun on alt.fan.monty-python.
>yep, those, pythons, what a buncha wet blankets THEY were.  never 
>having any fun at all.  nope.  no games, just SERIOUS STUFF.

Fun, yes! Monty Python is fun! Let's talk about Monty Python!!! Good idea!

>>    e) enough of the mispellins
>what the hell is *your* problem? and considering you misspelt something
>in the line above, you're not one to talk.  wotta joke.

Perhaps it was intentional...?

=============================================================================
This has been a message from   M A G N U M   of the legendary Basement Brats!
E-mail:     olemo@sofus.dhhalden.no
Snail-mail: Ole M. Olsen, Hovsveien 130, N-1769 HALDEN, NORWAY
=============================================================================
From: MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: It's, er, me. Remember me?
Date: 20 Dec 92 02:30:21 GMT
grganization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

High. This is Sal, the saviour of breakfast. I've had one helluva pair of
months, and haven't even glanced in teh direction of netnews for at least
that long. In any case (I feel so bad!), me sister, sitting behind me
on the old-fashioned typewriter, says that one of teh creators of Monty-
Python is a beatle. No, not a beatle. A Beatle. Yes. Much better. You know
Yellow Submarine, LSD (ooh are those flames going to hurt!), and the like.

Have a pleasant, and I'll pick up the answer later this century. Or, if you
could, please send it directly to me? I'm only 479 messages behind in the
group.

Haven't used my sig in a while. Let's pull it out and dust it off...

-------
-- Sal "It's been a while" Desiano

You can find me at your neighborhood grocery store in
  the breakfast foods aisle, or by sending bits, bytes and
    burps to: MDSQC@CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU, or by yodeling words, songs
      and, yes, burps to Work:1(718)260-3349 or School:1(212)339-????
        or Home:1(718)859-7012, with a machine on the first two.

            The Saviour of Breakfast, Away!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: NO-body expects the Spanish Inqui.......er....Jester
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 23:58:32 GMT

mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>>i'm afraid i'm not equipped to "bugger."
>>>perhaps you'd better ask jessie.  i hear sprooney's good...
>>my name is not jessie...dammit...and i cannot bugger..
>>its not in my vocabulary......

>How about "spamalope"?

Frodgapaddle?

>>>leather aka but i won't admit to anything
>>Jester aka you never would..even after our one-nite stand.....
>Ratboy aka You only got one night? What a rip!
Eccles aka But what a night!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: It's Christmas in Heaven
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:11:26 GMT

s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> In article <DJOHNSON.92Dec14194350@cayenne.gac.edu>, djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
> >In article <1ggqglINNp84@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Eric E. Buckner deletes things which he doesn't want to see)

> >                                     |
> >				       	|
> >		          ________      |     _____	       /
> >       ___          __/  _______\    |    /___  \__	      /
> >	     \__      / ___/ ______            __\___ \  __  /
> >	        \_   /_/ ___/  __  \___	    __/	_\___\/	/  \    __
> >	              __/_  __/	 \___  \   /  _/ \__ \_/    |  /  \
> >       	     / _  \/   	     \  \ /  / __   \  \    | /	  /
> >	            / /_/ /    	      \  |  / /  \   |  |   |/	  |
> >	           /    _/     	       \ |  | \__/  / \  \   	  | -----
> >	          / /\  \ \   __       _/  /\__    /  |  |        |
> >          ____/  \/ 	/  \_/  \   __/  _/\__ \__/__/  / \  /|   |
> >   ___/       \_____/ \_  \__/__/  __/     \________/   \/ |   |
> >		  	   \_________/	        /   /         |   |
> >					__      \  /          \___/
> >			   /           /  \      \/    	            __
> >			  |            |  |     	              \__
> >                      /             \  /           \         	 \__
> >		        |               \/             \
> >		       /	        __              \
> >				       /  \		 \
> >				       \__/		  \
> WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
>
It was a Boom! <thud> I think somebody let themselves be seen.

Eric aka the unseen slug who just neatened up a big boom (not one of his own)
--
From: boehm@math.tu-berlin.de (Marcus Boehm)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Elections II
Date: 18 Dec 1992 17:47:52 GMT
Organization: ZRZ/TU-Berlin
NNTP-Posting-Host: nexts.math.tu-berlin.de

In article <1grul7INN9a2@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)  
writes:
> So do we REALLY have to wait 4 years for the next elections?
> I think we need a revolution...a coup...and armed unprising....a beer.
> 
> Ratboy aka Militant amongst you.


Only ONE beer?

mac
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 08:50:49 EST
From: <SXH140@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: HELP MEEEEEEE.....

Gentees and ladlemen,
     I urgently require your assistance. I need scripts, and I need 'em bad
Holy Grail, Life of Brian, and even Princess Bride (i saw these here before
but never had a chance to get copies.)
If you could send them to the address below my sig, or post them, I would
be ever indebted (mabye even willling to compensate). Thank you!! :)
Loqutus of Borg
(aka Steve the Frolicing)
SXH140@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.comedy.british
From: wreillyi@csws19.ic.sunysb.edu (William J Reilly Iii)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 17:57:43 GMT

In article <Bz02y8.1Hu@acsu.buffalo.edu> v124jw4y@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Benjamin R Pierce) writes:
Ni!In article <t3c2nwn@rpi.edu>, tuffyd@rpi.edu writes...
Ni!> 
Ni!
Ni!Nooo!  _Please_ don't get me started!  I had to recite the whole damn movie 
Ni!once, from memory, with accents, with Swedish subtitles, on a dare.  I missed...
Ni!one...damn...line!  And now, whenever anybody starts quoting MPatHG, I have the

Which line?

Ni!irresistable compulsion to start reciting from that point and go on to the end.
Ni!My friends all know of this sad and tragic condition and have large blunt 
Ni!objects on hand at all times with which to persuade me to stop...
Ni!

Tis sad times when passing ruffians can quote Monty Python films at will to
old ladies...

-- 

		And now for something completely different...
=============================================================================
|   We Shall say "Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-z'nourrrwringnmmmm" |
|                    again to you, if you do not appease us!		    |
|===========================================================================|
| I built a .sig, but it fell into the swamp. So I built a second one. That |
| sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over |
|  then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. An' that's what  |
|  you're gonna read lad - the strongest .sig in this group.  Ni! Shhhh...  |
|===========================================================================|
|   WreillyI Coyote -- Super Genius            wreillyi@ic.sunysb.edu       |
|     who until recently said Ni					    |
|===========================================================================|
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: callende@fraser.sfu.ca (Glen Callender)
Subject: Re: Michael Palin
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 06:44:30 GMT

af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:


>Did anyone else see Michael Palin on Letterman last night?

>-- 
>                  "But there are dreams that cannot be
>                 and there are storms we cannot weather."
>                 
>                             Herber Kretzmer              

Yes I did!  And believe me, my life's been going through some major changes in  the days since!  Arrgh!

					Spasmodically Yours,
						Glen Callender
						callende@sfu.ca
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Theme song
Date: 15 Dec 92 16:01:22 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

In article <1992Dec14.210014.19735@hubcap.clemson.edu> tendico@hubcap.clemson.edu (The Dread Pirate Wesley) writes:
>I seem to remember that the theme song to the show is some country's
>national anthem. Could someone fill me in as to which? Thanks.
>
>-- 
>Todd Endicott
>tendico@hubcap.clemson.edu					 "Yow!"

The theme to MPFC is the Liberty Bell March, and it's not the national
anthem of anywhere
-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jbob@iastate.edu (The Tick)
Subject: Re: nothin' much
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, IA
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:31:53 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.153847.2214@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>"The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine."
>Does that sound paranoid to you?
>Get back to me on that.
>Love,
>erika lindsay

Sounds perfectly fine by me..Although I love turpentine
                                        ^^^^

--Tick

______________________________________________________________________

 A LONG, LONG TIME AGO
 IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY
                   -- the multitude of idiots that read Star Wars
                        credits out loud thinking that no one can
                         read for themselves.
_____________________________________________________________________

--------------------------------------------------------------------
Enter regions black as night,
Stand, behold this unholy sight;
Death surrounds all those within,
Fear Grim Reapers vile black grin.

Enter places ne'r foretold,
Look beyond for things of gold;
Searching, searching never found,
Lost you are, under the ground.

Enter Hades, bow before me,
Bite your tongue less you forsake thee;
All these riches that you seek,
Make you grovel, make you weak.

Enter relms of violent death,
Feel my power, smell my breath;
Fear has turned your lust for gold,
Into fear of things untold.

Enter darkness, your life fades fast,
Service to me will make you last;
I am Power, I show no mercy,
With my might I will cohearse thee.

Enter Hell, my final domain,
Enter gladly, your fortune gains;
Seek to have no power over me,
I AM Hell, I have Hell's fury...

Enter child, but trust me not,
I am evil, no trust I've sought;
If you want to live past morn'
From the bowels of Hell must you be born...
_______________________________________________________________
You mean you actually read all this....Cool.
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: lumberjack song
Date: 18 Dec 1992 01:44:47 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>> >>>> "Dammit Jim, I'm a free man, not a number!"
>> >>You are number six.
>> >>Right! That's not Python!
>> >He's dead^H^H^H^H Ratboy, Jim!

That's not my name! It's spelled ^H^H^H^H Ratboy, but it's pronounced...umm...
Ratboy...

>> ....He's Jim, Ratboy.....
>> now that the intros are finished, 'ow about some strawberry tart?
>Sure, i'm up for a sugary tart anyday!

DOWN WITH RAT TART!

>--jene
--Ratboy aka still manages his aka afterall...HA!

>"and it's Queen Victoria and Queen Victoria neck at neck..."
and now it's the WC...no, it's the Chesterfield!
From: J.Cleese@spam.silly.walk (John Cleese)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I am not John Cleese.
Date: 20 Dec 92 23:34:08 GMT
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Originator: lachlan@hydra.itc.gu.edu.au

jgh@plasma.apana.org.au (John Gerald Howell) writes:

>mei141@cck.coventry.ac.uk (PH) writes:

>>In article <Bz6qIy.IBv@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> formula4@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Formula 409) writes:
>>>I am most definitely not John Cleese, so you just wasted your time.


>>Neither am I.


>I am.

No yer' not matey!

I am and so is my wife!
John aka Its people like you wot cause unrest.
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