HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Hello????
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 08:15:19 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>The Mouse (not Mickey) said):
>In article <9OCT92.16423873@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>>>In article <1992Oct6.234238.26603@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>>>> 
>>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>> 
>> If you consult postings on rec.music.phish from the last few days, you'll
>> discover some very interesting theories on the possum, including its name,
>> and whether or not it's a marsupial.
>> 			-Fievel
>What do you care, Fievel? After all, you broke my heart. You're not
>even big enough to be a rat.
>Speaking of rat----Where's my favorite Ratboy these days? 

	Ratboy aka In your pocket, my sweet.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Morning Menu!
Date: 14 Oct 92 21:10:45 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>In a previous article, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) says:
>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) does his fine impression of Dr. Gumby:
>>>(James Willer) squawks: 
>>>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
>>>>>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>>>>>(David Bromage) writes:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>>>>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>>>>>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>>>>Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
>>>Ratboy <== has a lot of rat in him...
>>E Jams <=== I'd like spam, bacon, eggs, sausage and rat. That's not
>>	got *much* rat in it ...
>Lisa aka I don't want *any* rat, I don't *like* rat.
Maje S <=== Shush, dear, I'll have yours!! (then I'll eat your portion
	of rat, nudge, nudge)

>-- 
>            "The children asked him if to kill was not a sin"
>                                                Lennon/McCartney
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Subject: Re: Henri Bergson?!
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 92 18:22:56 GMT

jsarna@vax.clarku.edu makes several attempts to jump the Channel (without being bound at all):
>In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet leaps tall buildings in a single
>bound (depending, of course, on where she's bound):

>Gibbon's _Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire_ DELETED

>>>>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>>>>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>>>>> make will be paid.
>>>>> 				piece,
>>>>> 				Fievel
>>>> 
>>>>Excuse me, Fievel, but I want to be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>>>>are actually very good in the late night hours...
>>>> 
>>>>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>>>>I won't get paid, now does it.
>>>> 
>>>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>>>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
>>> 
>>> Will you marry me?
>>> 		-Fievel
>> 
>>Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney. 
>>Sure, I'll marry you IF:
>>	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay. 
>>	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
>>	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
>>	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
>>	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
>>		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)

>I'm sorry, my dear, but my religion forbids me from giving money to cliams.
>			-Fievel
Could I just add that *my* religion allows me to give money to claims,
but forbids me from giving money to clams?

Mesaj <=== I didn't think so.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 06:36:44 GMT

>> Chris aka "Doing" as often as i possibly can!
>
>Whatssa matter Chris? Feel left out? Want innit too, I suppose? Well,
>jump in but be sure you can tread water (among other things) because I
>feel like it's going to get deep REAL quick. 
>
>Wanna play with me anyway ?

You know "Red Rover, Red Rover"?

Ratboy aka Let Gina come over *wink wink*
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Date: 16 Oct 92 02:30:24 GMT
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia

jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) argues:

>kozickk@pell2l11.alleg.edu (Zick) writes:

>>Please, I know this has been asked before, but can anyone tell me where I  
>>can find the script to the Holy Grail? Any info would be appreciated.
>>					Sincerely,
>>					   Brother Maynard

>I've told you once...
No you haven't.  Now hold yer head still.. *WHUMP*
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:44:29 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1atec9INNce4@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
> 
> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet () says:
> 
>>In article <1as7ugINNa1a@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>>> 
>>> In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:
>>> 
>>>>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>>>
>>>>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>>>the winner in one week......
>>>>
>>>>Just something to still the boredom....
>>>>
>>>>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>> 
>>> So...we're to vote for our five favorite a.f.m.p'ers, are we?
>>> 
>>> Well, I'm casting a vote for Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Newsgroup.
>>> 
>>> Vermin ralph Head Surgeon for the Hospital for Pretty Young Ladies Who
>>> Don't Have Anything In Particular Wrong With Them
>>
>>Hey Head surgeon, can you help gorgeous young women who don't have ANY
>>problems and only want to see how well you work? with your hands.
>>
>>
> My hands? Oh, so you like sport, eh? Say no more, say no more!
> 
> Vermin wang inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile...

And dead snakes being chopped up by lawnmowers remind me of your.....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Song lyrics
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Oct 92 17:40:24
Organization: People Named Chuck Anonymous
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 14 Oct 92 09:18:38 GMTLines: 58

In article <3609@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
. In article <DJOHNSON.92Oct12202251@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
. |In article <3597@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
. |.In article <ins450m.718869130@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
. |.|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
. |.|>In article <8OCT199220313401@zeus.tamu.edu> pww9211@zeus.tamu.edu (WINFREY, CHIP) writes:
. |.|>|
. |.|>|Could someone be kind enough to e-mail me the words to
. |.|>|the "Philosophers' Song"? Thanks in advance.
. |.|>|
. |.|>|Chip.
. |.|
. |.|>All of them? 
. |.|
. |.|Well, you could post them one at a time.
. |.|
. |.|>Jos aka Sometimes people can be so, so, ... greedy!
. |.|Eccles aka Its _so_ depressing
. |
. |.Good idea, old fruit! Ok, here comes ... stand back ... Here comes the
. |.first word of the philosophers' song: (drums ...)
. |
. |.			Intercourse!
. |
. |.There! There it is! The first word of the famous philosophers' song! I did
. |.it! I did it! Did! Did! didididididid! Tada!
. |
. |*I* know one of the words!.*Please* can I post it..huh? huh?
. |*Pleeeeeze*??.I wanna post it!.I waaaaannaaa!!!.Auntie Jos, you
. |said I could post it!.Waaaaaa!!!!!.Well I'm gonna post it anyway,
. |whether you lick it or not, so Nyaaa nyaaa!!!!.Here goes:
. |
. |"a cranberry"
. | ^
. |The word.

. Oooohh Dannypooh! You're ever so clever, you naughty little rascal!
. Ok, I'll teach you another word ... stand overthere, 'cause this word
. can be a bit dangerous sometimes when not pronounced properly ...
. Ok, here goes: another word from the famous Philosophers' Song:
.(ahem) (gasp) ... stand back, behind that line, this one's tricky:


....  ...   ...  ... ANTELOPE!

.Now, how's 'bout that eh?

Ow!  Granny Jos, that word hurt!  You told me to stand behind the
line, but...What?  No, my foots not over!  Well a *little* bit, but
you didn't tell me "Dannypoo, don't put your foot a little over.", and
Auntie dearest, you should have, 'cuz it *really* hurt.  Why look!
Thats why it stung so much, my head's fallen off!  Now I wonder where
it's rolled to...  Oo, there it is.. No!  Don't kick it!

.|.Jos aka Always willing to help ...
.|Dan aka Always milling the kelp ...
.Jos aka Always shrilling as a whelp ...
Dan aka Always thrilling the elk ...
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Michael Ellis
Date: 14 Oct 92 14:57:25 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct13.182529.1942@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet runs around in the background calling "Dinsdale...":
>>In article <1992Oct8.173312.23079@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet growls:
>>>>In article <sprooney.718496770@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>>>>Hey Ratboy, where are you?
>>>>> Texas... where he belongs.
>>>>> mNSi
>>>>> o
>>>>No, he belongs up here with me, but I scared him off, I guess. Too
>>>>much of a good thing, I suppose.
>>> Well, you don't frighten *me* with those big sharp claws and nasty
>>> pointed teeth!!
>>> What?
>>> Oh, sorry, I thought you were a rabbit!
>>Didn't you know I am a FOX ?!!!?? literally
> 
> Well, that's what ratboy said, but you *know* how he's always confusing
> Foxes with Alligators and other Marsupials.
That stinking little rat!  He should know I'm a FOX. He's seen me (in
his dreams).
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Get the comfy chair !
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:49:56 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct7.063425.18837@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> Fievel went west saying:
>>In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet shaves the following into
>>Ratboy's flea-infested fur:
>>>In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>> In a forthcoming article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet summarizes Proust:
>>>>>In article <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>>>> In a previous article, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) 
>>>>>> foams at the mouth and falls over backwards:
>>>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>>>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>>>>>>>>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>>>>>>>>>*                                                                      *
>>>>>>>>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>>>>>>>>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
>>>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>Hmmm. The U2 quote seems rather relevent to this posting, I believe.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
>>>>>>>James <=== same here
>>>>>> Well, if you held these views up to a mirror, they'd certainly reflect then,
>>>>>> wouldn't they?  HA!!  You never thought of that, did you?  Well, You'd better
>>>>>> think more carefully the next time you write one of those poxy disclaimers, 
>>>>>> eh?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 					peace,
>>>>>> 					Fievel
>>>>>WEll now. Rat-bashing are we? What if I claimed to be ineligible to
>>>>>claim the disclaimer that was claimed before I started to claim
>>>>>disclaimers? What if I made sense every once in a while....
>>>>>		Love and all that for those who need it....
>>>>>			Gina
>>>>>> 
>>>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>>>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>>>> make will be paid.
>>>> 				piece,
>>>> 				Fievel
> 
> Hey! Any American knows that Fievel was a mouse! You...you...genocidist!
> 
>>>Excuse me, Fievel, but I wan tto be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>>>are actually very good in the late night hours...
> 
> Now that's more like it...
> 
>>>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>>>I won't get paid, now does it.
>>> 
>>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
>>
>>Will you marry me?
>>		-Fievel
> Yes.
> 
> Ratboy aka Right! Where's your akas? I'm afraid I'll have to take you in unless
>   you show me your liscence.
> 
Which license do you want: Fishing, driving, marriage (Fievel hasn't
gotten that one yet and I'm afraid he's going to eat in anyway)?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Heaven!!
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:59:27 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct16.033554.9852@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wonders out loud:
> 
>>In article <1992Oct13.081358.880@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>Gina refuses to accept:
>>>>jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>>>Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>>It's feeling ... much ... better...
>>>>>>No it isn't. It'll be stone dead in a minute.
>>>>> No, No. It's just worn out after a long squauk!
>>>>	To all concerned:
>>>>I, Gina of WKU, do hereby refuse to accept responsiblility for nay
>>>>articles being dead, especially long squauks. I had nothing to do with
>>>>the death of this or any other articles. 
>>>>I only accepted the responsibility for the death of rats from
>>>>exhaustion stemming from over-exertion and low endurance tolerances to
>>>>other woodland creatures' predatory habits.
>>>>Signed,
>>>>	Gina 
>>> Ratboy aka You what, Love?
>>I said : I only accept responsibilty for the death of rats with no
>>endurance; do _you_ have a lot of endurance, my dear?
> 
> Well, *I* certainly have endured a lot! (would you still like to go upstairs?)
oh my. I think I'm going to faint. Who's going to carry me upstairs?
From: v085pcqr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (MATT SUROWIEC - CROWEHEAD)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:22:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Oct16.152846.22774@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
> 
>>>>>>Please, I know this has been asked before, but can anyone tell me where I  
>>>>>>can find the script to the Holy Grail? Any info would be appreciated.
>>>>>>					Sincerely,
>>>>>>					   Brother Maynard
>>>>>
>>>>>I've told you once...
>>>>No you didn't!
>>>I most certainly did!
>>Oh no you didn't!
>Will this be the full half-hour?

all right, now let's stop this

nothing but silliness, that's all



CROWEHEAD
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: blow on the 'ead.
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:41:45 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) produces a Broadway Musical based on the following plot:
>s342063@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au wrote:
>: - I'm offering you a dagger up the clitoris...
>: 
>: - oooooooo, I haven't had one up there before.....no, I'll have the blow on the
>:   head.
>: 
>: Now, Mrs. Scum.......for the blow on the head..............
>: 
>: Kezzle.

>OFFICE OF THE CORONER					TOP SECRET
>Name: Kezzle
>Cause of Death: Dagger up the clitoris.

Would that be the Inspector or the Constable?

>Go away and write something silly for Ferago.
>David aka Bruce.
Bruce sls James
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Please Help
Date: 13 Oct 92 02:01:42 GMT
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Kingsley Morse (kingsley@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com) babbled on and on about:
:               Please answer these 9 questions and return.
: 
: 1.) Do you think equal rights for men and women is generally a good idea?
: Yes                  [ ]
: Sometimes            [ ]
: No                   [X] and neither does my husband Pip
: Haven't heard enough [ ]
: Other                [ ]
: 
: 2.) Are you pro choice?
: Yes                  [X] I choose to followup this article
: Sometimes            [ ]
: No                   [ ]
: Haven't heard enough [ ]
: Other                [ ]
: 
: 3.) Are you in favor of adoption?
: Yes                  [X] I wish your mother had an abortion
: Sometimes            [ ]
: No                   [ ]
: Haven't heard enough [ ]
: Other                [ ]
: 
: 4.) Do you think men should be allowed to legally terminate their parental
: rights and responsibilities before fetal viability?
: Yes                  [ ]
: Sometimes            [ ]
: No                   [ ]
: Haven't heard enough [ ]
: Other                [ ]
  Pardon?	       [X]
: 
: 5.) What sex are you?
: Male               [ ]
: Female             [ ]
  Guess              [X]

: 
: 6.) How old are you?
: Under 18           [ ]
: 19 to 65           [ ]
: Over 65            [ ]
  Over 3000	     [X]
: 
: 7.) What religion are you?
: Protestant         [ ]
: Catholic           [ ]
: Jewish             [ ]
: Other              [ ]
  Silly Religions Inc. [X]
: 
: 8.) What political party are you affiliated with?
: Democratic         [ ]
: Republican         [ ]
: Other              [X] PFJ
: 
: 9.) How many years of education have you completed?
: Grade School       [ ]
: High School        [ ]
: College            [ ]
: More               [X] I am part time professor of Applied Narcotics at
			  the University of Please Yourself.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Mirage!
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:01:21 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct16.034850.10164@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet lifts the velvet glove and slaps me in the face with it, although I would much rather she slapped me something else:
> 
>>In article <1992Oct13.181306.1498@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet get me all hot and bothered by calling on the telephone and just breathing heavy:
>>>>In article <1992Oct8.153416.21528@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>>> Miles and miles of header dragged outside, shot, and sent to the Russian
>>>>> front only to be gobbled up by a rabbit with really big fangs.
>>>>> 
>>>>Yeah Fievel--how good are you on the computer? As opposed to on the
>>>>piano or ....
>>> 
>>> Oooh, you *are* a randy little mollusk, aren't you?
>>> 
>>> James <=== I wish you boys would pay attention! I'm doing this for *your*
>>> 	benefit, you know!!
>>Octopus, actually. But I must admit Something:
>>	(oh no! a confusion from she of no sins !)
>>   What is left of my little broken, shattered heart after Fievel
>>refused to masrry me (all 69 pieces of it, actually) belong to whoever
>>does the best job of convincing me he's worthy. So---
>>		WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?????
> Okay, just listen to me play the entirity of Prince's new album, entitled
> "0\+>" on the mouse-organ!
Can't you get any more creative than that?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Terry Jones appears on a tortilla in Mexico
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:17:21 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct16.043757.11607@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>>	ATTENTION!!!
>>>>>>>	Am i the only one who recognized Mr. Jones on the Young
>>>>>>>Indy Jones. He plays a Spanish WWI spy in Barcelona. The show
>>>>>>>looks at this point to be very sarcastic, and not serious at all.
>>>>>>Nope, I just saw that episode tonight.
>>>>>>In fact, he plays an *Italian* WWI spy.
>>>>> 
>>>>>I wonder if they were expecting the Italian Inquisition?
>>>>> 
>>>>>>Tia aka it was a good one, tho'...
>>>>>Jamus <=== I heard Tia was a good one ...
>>>>Tia aka I *am* a good one.
>>> James <=== Well, come on over to my place, I'll pick up Gina, and we'll
>>> 	eat a few Renoirs...
>>You'll pick me up? When? where? I need to know so I can be ready...
> By the ankles, Love. Whenever you're ready!

Well, mi amor, come pick me up before I fly away.
> 
>>>>BTW, Terry Jones also *directed* the episode.
>>> Terry Jones directed the Italian Inquistion??
From: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 8 Oct 1992 22:09:31 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) says:

>(Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>>In a previous article, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) says:
>>>->In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:
>>>->
>>>->>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>>->>
>>>->>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>>->>the winner in one week......
>>>->>
>>>->>Just something to still the boredom....
>>>->>
>>>->>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>->
>>>->So...we're to vote for our five favorite a.f.m.p'ers, are we?
>>>->
>>>->Well, I'm casting a vote for Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Newsgroup.
>>>Well I prefer Brave Sir Robin, who almost sent a post once,
>>>who nearly flamed Jester, and nearly followed up to an article with the
>>>word `Spam' in it..
>>
>>Ooh!  Don't say the "S" word!  I soiled my armor, I was so scared!
>>
>>>->
>>>->Vermin ralph Head Surgeon for the Hospital for Pretty Young Ladies Who
>>>->Don't Have Anything In Particular Wrong With Them
>>>Pag aka Well where is the machine that goes `ping' ?
>>>
>>Right here...
>>*ping*
>>See? Now don't you feel silly?
>>
>>Vermin wang this is my neighbor, he's a slimy little rat-faced git
>Ratboy aka I am not! Oh...yes i am...
>
>
Now listen here, YOU ROTTEN LITTLE BASTARD!!! ALWAYS BUTTING IN WHERE
YOU'RE NOT WANTED!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO AND...and...oh, so sorry.  I just got
a bit carried away. It's my idiom, you see...

Vermin wang Number 12...the spam
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: thomasez@dhhalden.no (THOMAS LUNDQUIST)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 17:49:37 GMT

In article <1bl0knINN9nc@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>From: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
>Subject: Re: Holy Grail
>Date: 15 Oct 1992 23:59:19 GMT
>
>In a previous article, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) says:
>
>>kozickk@pell2l11.alleg.edu (Zick) writes:
>>
>>>Please, I know this has been asked before, but can anyone tell me where I  
>>>can find the script to the Holy Grail? Any info would be appreciated.
>>>					Sincerely,
>>>					   Brother Maynard
>>
>>I've told you once...
>No you haven't...
But I have it...
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From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:15:44 GMT

(James Willer) argues:
>kozickk@pell2l11.alleg.edu (Zick) writes:
>
>>Please, I know this has been asked before, but can anyone tell me where I  
>>can find the script to the Holy Grail? Any info would be appreciated.
>>					Sincerely,
>>					   Brother Maynard
>
>I've told you once...
When?

Ratboy


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