HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Very Meaningful Seven Word Story
Date: 25 Jan 93 20:02:31 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Christ came again, but died at birth.

				- Jeff Vogel
				Rutgers Lit
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Tell me how I should have reacted.
Summary: I posted this because I don't want you to think I don't rant
	like everybody else.
Date: 27 Jan 93 12:27:21 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
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Comments: Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.


So, she kept on telling me how Dave Murray [1] kept on making passes
at her, how Butch Morris [2] said she was the most beautiful sight he
had seen that day, how Steve Lacy [3] wanted to spend the night with
her.  And all the while, I kept on saying "So you met Dave Murray?
Wow... So you met Steve Lacy? Wow... So you met Butch Morris? Wow..."
I was awed and jealous. And I kept on saying "Stop it. I don't wanna
hear anymore. I said stop it. Stop it!!" The sad part is, all that
made me angry is that I was jealous because she got to know all those
wonderful people, and little else.

And all I got to meet was Branford Marsalis [4], Kenny Kirkland [5],
Bob Hurst [6] and Jeff Watts [7]. And nobody famous made passes at me.

And William Gibson [8] and Bruce Sterling [9] too. But that's another
story, and whenever I want to impress someone by saying "I met WG and
he took my address and all," all they end up saying is "who the hell
is WG?"

[1] Famous jazz musician.
[2] Famous jazz musician.
[3] Famous jazz musician.
[4] More famous jazz musician.
[5] More (?) famous jazz musician.
[6] More (?) famous jazz musician.
[7] More (?) famous jazz musician.
[8] Famous (?) writer.
[9] Less famous writer. Ps: hi Bruce. Sorry, but... 

--
...so the whole story is completely untrue... big hoax! ha ha ha....
From: brand@csgrad.cs.vt.edu (Jeff Brandenburg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 10 word ssc
Date: 23 Jan 93 07:18:36 GMT
Organization: VPI&SU Computer Science Department, Blacksburg, VA

My first post to t.b, and it wasn't even fictional.

	-jeffB (sigh.  years of lurking, and now this.  hi, Yong-Mi & D'Glenn.)
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From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Milwaukee Report
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 22:00:12 GMT

So yesterday I rented a car and drove up to Milwaukee with Denny to
visit Mark Lippert and St. Theresa of the Net.

We arrived about 30 minutes late.  We decided to go through Chicago
instead of around it.  It was fun.  As we entered Milwaukee, Denny
began to sing the Laverne and Shirley song.  Just then, we rounded a
curve and the Blatz brewing co. came into view.  We found Mark, or he
found us, at Oakland Gyros.  We ordered food.  I ordered way too much.

Just as we were leaving, Terri came in.  She was on lunch break (this
was 8:20 pm) and came over to see if we were there yet.  We wandered
down the street and talked for a bit in the Wallgreen's where we
argued about l'eggs containers and sizes.  We also pointed out that
earmuffs cost more than twice as much (a dollar more!) in Milwaukee
than in Champaign.

Terri had to go back to work, so Mark and Denny and I went over to the
Boardwalk, where we got good seats for PAT and began to drink.  After
a while, PAT came on.

PAT McCurdy is someone everyone needs to see.  Everyone must make a
pilgrimage to Milwaukee to come see PAT with Mark and Terri.  He's
playing at CC on Wednesday and at the Boardwalk again on Feb. 13.
Mark it in your calendars.

Terri finished work and joined us after the first couple of PAT songs;
we had a good time, sang along, and drank too much.  PAT even played
Denny's request, the theme from "Shaft".  All was well with the
universe.

We crashed at Terri's place.  It's very small.  She has two cats.
Although two is a small number compared to Rick Kelly's House of Ten
Cats, I would wager that Terri's Casa de Interesting has a much higher
cats-per-square-foot ratio than the RMK home.

The cats did not fail to purr; however, they did fail miserably to
perform their assigned duty: to fall asleep on my chest.  Of the three
people in that tiny space, I believe I am the only one who is not
allergic to cats.

We woke up much too early and walked much too far in weather that was
much too cold to get to the car.  We had to be back in Champaign by
noon, so we had to leave Milwaukee by 8.  We drove Terri back to Casa
de Interesting, thanked her and were off.  Denny's respiratory system
was functional again by the time we reached Kenosha.

A fun sat/sun indeed.  Of course, no account of time spent with Terri
would be complete without mentioning that her neck is, as has been
pointed out in this forum before, a perfect model of a delicate fourth
order function.

Mark also bestowed on us a gift of three bottles of various batches of
his homebrew.  These remain unopened so far; a review will be
forthcoming.  I, of course, totally forgot to bring any of my
homebrew.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
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From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Out of Curiosity
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 25 Jan 93 10:56:21 CST



>The world is bad and ugly and mean,
>Rent a U-Haul, vent your spleen,
>Seattle, Ho!
>Seattle, Ho!

>-- 
>Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us

jkc (oh yeah, whatever, never mind)
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ForeverQuest
Date: 24 Jan 93 18:55:10 GMT
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
NNTP-Posting-Host: o231-24.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

'Burning Down the House' by the Talking Heads came on over
the car radio.

My next mission has begun, I thought to myself.

--
operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
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From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: spleen belts
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 22:49:17 GMT



In article <1jqmn7INN9qe@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> apn2@po.CWRU.Edu (Aaron P. Nielsen) writes:

   )when I was taking a drivers ed course with a friend of mine
   )several years ago, we were subjected to the wonderful movies of 


Being self taught, I never took a drivers ed class so I never saw
those movies.  Although SDTR negotiation during MESSAGE OUT phase gets
my bile up sometimes I never considered a spleen belt before.


jv
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: at the shop
Date: 22 Jan 1993 08:37:34 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <8218@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
*...yesterday, I bought a red rollerball pen and a chicken croissant
*(lunch). 

Didn't the ink stain your lips?


Mark "Breakfast Bic" Lippert
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: funny names for private parts
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 14:54:20 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

jcg2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JASON GIRARD) writes:
> An ex of mine out Penn State wrote to say that she's taking a sex ed class
> and has an assignment to think of names for male and female private parts.
> She asked me to help her think of some, so I'm asking you guys for some
> interesting names!  Anyone??
> 
>     Jason

Yeah, that's a good one.


mathew
[ "I thought a vulva was a Swedish automobile until I discovered
   talk.bizarre..." ]
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the pipefitting department
Date: 23 Jan 1993 09:40:52 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
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he took one look around him and said my god this is horrible
how can you do this what is wrong with you you guys are monsters.

big earl stepped up.  we do it because we like it, he said.
it's groovy.

c
From: crisper@cats.ucsc.edu (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10 word story.
Date: 25 Jan 1993 02:05:57 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: as215-ws-15.ucsc.edu



He kissed his ass goodbye moments before the atomic flash.

	--The Elder Dan


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From: ddebry@ren.dsd.es.com (Dave DeBry)
Subject: short shameful confession
Battle-Cry: Spoon!
Reply-To: Dave DeBry <ddebry@dsd.es.com> 
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp., Salt Lake City, UT
Aka: (Zorkian) Grue 
Date: 25 Jan 93 22:15:07 GMT


	When I was a little kid watching Sesame Street, the chef with
all the pies and sundaes and such during the "1-2-3-4-5..." section
used to terrify me when he fell down all those stairs.

--
Dave  ddebry@ debry@   \ "I had to translate this sentence into English
DeBry dsd.    peruvian. | because I could not read the original
      es.     cs.utah.  | Sanskrit."
      com     edu      /                           - Metamagical Themas
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Die Zeit wartet auf niemand und auch nicht auf mich
Date: 23 Jan 93 08:10:36 GMT
Organization: Tanguy's Memorial Destruction and Statue Demolition Company
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

(  )Sly was meant to be in Callander where she is filming for a soap 
 )                                                ^^^^^^^
(  )opera, but Callander is cut off by floods.  She could not decide 
 ) )whether to call off the filming, or to get some shots in the can 
(                                                                ^^^
 ) )and commission a snap script about floods.                     
(  
 ) Film, as Mr. Shergold points out, comes in cans.  Tape comes in
(  cassettes, or (in the case of 1" or quad) in cardboard boxes.
 ) --scott

Mr Shergold is also faint with delight at this opportunity to confirm
that in all probability it was being filmed on tape that came in nasty
little plastic cassettes, in ugly great aluminium and plywood boxes;  /
and that the extended metaphor is one of the few art forms which can /
safely be practiced by everybody, be they ever so humble.           / g
___
When all you have is a head, everything looks more or less like a nail.
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From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Czechoslovakia
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 21 Jan 93 15:21:33 CST


In article <930121.175333.6k8.rusnews.w165w@mantis.co.uk>, mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
> cstadgg@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr I M Peksa) writes:
> > Once upon a time there was an man called Vladimir Meciar. This man was 
> > very successful - his political party came from nowhere to have the
> > vast majority of seats in the Slovak region of the CSFR.
> > 
> > He decided to recall a Slovak parliment. One year later, Slovakia is
> > an independent state. It will now join Bulgaria and Romainia in the 
> > real slow lane of Europe. The Czech republic will join the comparitively 
> > successful "western" europe.
> > 
> > Q1. Who got the best deal during this split?
> 
> Sometimes nationalists get what they deserve.
> 
> But I only got my European Atlas for Christmas and it's already out of date. 
> Bastards.
> 
> 
> mathew

how can you tell?
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From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony A. Datri)
Subject: Re: Pony's Progress
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 00:41:32 GMT

>this doesn't give me hope because this is my problem as well.  The
>front hair is down to my chin but is about an inch shy of proplery
>joining the pony tail.

I had that problem the first time that I had hair -- in college.

>feh!  do I have to get some kind of *cut*
>where its short in front and long in back?

That's what I've got now, and it's worked out pretty well.  They're called
"bangs" -- look into them 8^)
-- 

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From: nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (posting for morrisas)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help
Date: 21 Jan 93 15:04:53
Organization: /home/auspex/h/bair/nj/.organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: birch.cs.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu's message of 20 Jan 93 15:40:18 GMT


	So. Jane.
	I hear you're really hot.
	Wanna go out?

--
nj, posting for Morrisa Sherman (morrisas@autodesk.com).          no comment.
                                                                           --
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: nuts, bolts, screws, nuts, butts, screws, butts, screws, butts...
Date: 23 Jan 1993 09:38:51 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

the exigencies of hardware proved entirely too distracting for poor Earnest.

they assigned him to the pipefitting department.

c
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I first read this as
Date: 24 Jan 93 15:53:09 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.

I first read this as "biodetachable" and I thought it was a Gooley story.
I first read this as "think of England" so I closed my eyes.
I first read this as "Smudgect" and I thought of RFC822.
I first read this as "needed to have proof before intercourse".
I first read this as "formicable minds" but I thought of myself anyway.
I first read this as "erotic armatures" and I wondered what Dorsey was up to.
I first read this as "Poverty supreme" so I thought it was about New England.
I first read this as "Re:sonable doubts", and I laughed.
I first read this as "short snotfilled confection" so I hit n.
I first read this as "what I was drilling last night" so I read it by mistake.
I first read this as "terms for female masturbation" and I was right.
I first read this as "Die Zeit rat bastard" and I thought it was about PSU.
From: mbm3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN BERNARD MUSHRUSH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: funny names for private parts
Date: 23 Jan 93 06:14:35 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan23.012204.30026@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, jcg2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (J
ASON GIRARD) writes:
>Hi,
>    An ex of mine out Penn State wrote to say that she's taking a sex ed class
>    and has an assignment to think of names for male and female private parts.
>    She asked me to help her think of some, so I'm asking you guys for some
>    interesting names!  Anyone??
>
>    Jason
>--
>                      Anarchy-it's the only way to live!!!
>                               jcg2@lehigh.edu
>
>
Jason, nobody thinks that you're cool because you say anarchy is the only way
to live.
-M.
From: rsud@sw.stratus.com (Rajiv Sud)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CD vs. LP again (was Re: Preamp and Amp)
Date: 25 Jan 1993 15:44:28 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: ernie.cac.stratus.com

In article <93Jan22.222934est.47553@neat.cs.toronto.edu>, tlai@cs.toronto.edu (Tony W H Lai) writes:
> 
> So euphonic distortions are unwanted?  Does this mean you want accurate
> sound, and not pleasant sound?  Isn't that an argument the pro-digital
> people use?  :)

	It is their battle cry. And yes, it is what all of us seek. If 
only the digitoids had it on something besides paper.

..Rajiv
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: S S C
Date: 21 Jan 93 17:02:35 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA


         I have *ZERO* compassion and sympathy for those cops
         who claim they got cancer from using radar guns.

rp -- die rat bastards!
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: In America
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 12:57:45 GMT

In <1jvkloINN1cq@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>The truck from the Swedish embassy came yesterday afternoon, and disgorged
>several hundred reels of tape onto the floor of my living room.

So you *DID* have them tap the phones of the Swedish Women's Bikini Team!
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Pinhole Camaraderie
Date: 28 Jan 93 14:54:30 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan27.215807.9751@spectrum.xerox.com>, eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
(Erik Radmall) writes:
>I just heard about some hotels where an undercover investigation
>showed that a great number of rooms had a hole drilled into the wall
>behind the bathroom mirror, and the mirror backing scraped off for
>the viewing enjoyment of the hotel staff.
>
>Erik -- "And I want the negatives, too."
>
reminds me of a lingerie store i worked in for one day. there was a little
room behind the dressing rooms that i was forbidden to go into. strangely
enough, whenever the manager would go in there, he would leave the light off.

-jane

security reasons, i suppose.
-- 
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From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: Periodicity
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 20:45:13 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.171544.28931@lut.ac.uk> J.P.Knight@lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight) writes:
>We've all known for years that t.b. has a periodicity effect, which mr x
>keeps under careful control for us.  However, I've just noticed that
>rec.humor.funny also has a similar problem.  There are however some
>differences:
>
>	a) t.b.'s periodicity is usually very funny, as it drags newbies
>and cave newts in like a toilet sucking in bog paper, whereas r.h.f.'s
>just means we see more old jokes, most of which weren't funny the first
>time we heard them.  Or the second, third, fourth, fifth,....
>

But we have to change rec.humor.funny moderators before the jokes come round
again. Come on out, Maddi, your time is up.

>	b) t.b.'s periodicity is such that we see material spin round in
>an ever decreasing time period, so that the repeated threads do stay
>vaguely topical.  R.h.f's periodicity means we see the same turn of the
>century material time and time again (just look at Message-ID:
><S4e8.3b40@looking.on.ca>, "Fun with Servants" to see what I mean).
>
Really?

I'm sorry, she's with me now.

See what you mean.

>	c) t.b. isn't moderated.  If it were, no-one from LUT or PSU
>would ever get to post.
>
And why not?

>Maybe we should get mr. x to have a look at rec.humor.funny and see what
>he can do with it.  Dropping an A-bomb on Canada might be a good
>start... ;-)
>
I've got an Apple mug too, now. Nyaah nyaah nyah nyah nyyyyyyaaaaaah.

>Jon
>-- 
>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
>Jon Knight, Research Student in High Performance Networking and Distributed
>Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
>* Its not how big your share is, its how much you share that's important. *


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From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: severed heads
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ, USA
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 02:46:39 GMT


Date: Tue, 15 Mar 88 15:21:11 EST
From: hofmann%nrl-css.arpa@NRL-CSS.ARPA
To: subgenius@MEDIA-LAB.MEDIA.MIT.EDU

From: XXXXXX
Subject: Ain't Modern Science fun?!

Today's headline in the UCB paper:

"Patent Attorney Claims Machine Keeps Severed Heads Alive"

  Complete with diagram.  The guy's serious.  "Fleming holds degrees in law and
engineering and received a patent for his "Discorporation" machine in May 1987.
Fleming says the machine, which he has not built yet, would be "about the size
of a desk" with a head mounted in the middle, wrapped in a padded column.  The
head would be kept alive by a heart-lung machine, an artificial kidney, and
other basic devices.  "It could think, remember, see, listen, and even
talk...there are aspects of this that are genuinely disturbing [oh REALLY, how
perceptive]." ...Similar experiments have been performed in the past.  In 1971
Dr.  Robert White kept half a dozen Rhesus monkey heads alive for 36 hours.
...Fleming says it would be dangerous in the hands of the wrong people.  "If
dictators like Joseph Stain got a hold of this, they'd be able to hang on
forever."  Other issues that Fleming worries about are:  Is the Soviet Union
working on this project?  Would the head still be married ?  "I don't want to
be responsible for what can happen," Fleming said.  ...Officials at the
Pentagon denied any knowledge of the machine or an intention to use the
technology for military purposes [surrre]."

  For further details check out "If We Can Keep a Severed Head Alive..."  by
Chet Fleming, Polinym Press, St.  Louis, 461 pp, $12.95.  

  (He worries about Soviets working on this and he publishes a BOOK about it?)

  (What a concept for a band...lead singer a REAL severed head...)  

  (and what do you think, WOULD the head still be married???  burning question
of the 90's...)  

-- 

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From: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: comb
Date: 26 Jan 93 19:44:47 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey

John J. Allison writes:

>I am missing 9 of the little teeth from my
>"Genuine ACE Hard Rubber" comb.

I'm sorry but they are with me now.
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Short twisted confession.
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 13:50:41 GMT

In article <gj156879.727579062@cunews> gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>My girlfriend and I were having a romantic bath together, in the dark
>with two candles lit.  Our cats walked in and started moving around.

you should be careful--if the cat had knocked the candle into the water,
you both could have been electrocuted.
From: nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic Pnews)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE DIVINE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Date: 26 Jan 93 12:45:59
Organization: /home/auspex/h/bair/nj/.organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: birch.cs.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu's message of 25 Jan 93 18:08:18 -0600

Found in alt.personals.newage.bondage:

In article <1993Jan25.180818.3309@cnsvax.uwec.edu> mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:

-> PER-VERSIONS!  INTERESTS TALENTS, PHOBIAS, PAST LIVES.  DROWNED 
-> PREVIOUS LIFE.  AN IMMEDIATE DISLIKE PREVIOUS INCARNATION.  RE 
-> LAW OF KARMA FUTURE INCARNATION! COMINGS" ONE AND ONLY INDIVIDUAL
-> NOT WAITING IN VAIN. 

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From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: Re: GOD?
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 16:19:30 GMT

In article <93020.222626DXB139@psuvm.psu.edu>, some typical psunian writes:

> Personally I was thinking of something like, Llamas eating pizza often cause
> cosmological freaks such as the construction of the universe as we know it.

Llamas do not eat pizza.  Llamas are a modified ruminant with a three-
compartment stomach.  Like cattle and sheep, they chew their cud.  Because
of a relatively low protein requirement and an efficient digestive
system, they can be kept on a variety of suitable pastures or hay, with the 
supplementation of recommended vitamins, minerals and salt.

llamentably, Ilana

-- 
/\    "I'm only a human girl person.  I ain't always perfect."--Rambling Rose
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
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