From: ukoga@mcl.ucsb.edu (Jeff "Koganuts" Koga)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: "Star Trek" Quotes Part 7: "ST:TNG" Season 1
Date: 1 Oct 92 23:41:21 GMT

Well, here's the monthly posting of favorite quotes from the original series,
the movies, and the next generation.  The quote list is split into three parts
parts not only for the sake of bandwidth, but also so that fans can get
whichever one that he/she wants.  Part One contains quotes from "ST:TOS", Part
Two contains quotes from the motion pictures, and Part Three contains quotes
from "ST:TNG."

I've used Michael L. Brown and Timothy W. Lynch's _"ST:TNG" Program Guide_ as a
spelling guide.
 
Thanks to everyone for sending in his/her favorite quotes--this whole fiasco
I got myself into wouldn't have been possible without all you USESET-ers!! >=P

If you have any additions/corrections/comments/questions, PLEASE E-mail me at
ukoga@mcl.ucsb.edu.  Thanks.

FAVORITE STAR TREK QUOTES PART THREE (4/2/92): 
  "ST:TNG"
  COMPILED BY JEFF "KOGANUTS" KOGA


Picard: "Space, the final frontier.  These are the voyages of the Starship
  Enterprise.  Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek
  out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone
  before."
--Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Q: "Thou art notified that thy kind hath infiltrated the galaxy too far already.
  Thou art directed to return to thine own solar system immediately."
--Q, "Encounter at Farpoint", Stardate 41 

Q: "Now go back or thou shalt most certainly die."
--Q, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Worf: "And now a personal request, sir.  Permission to clean up the bridge."
--Worf, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Worf: "I am a Klingon, sir.  For me to seek escape while my captain goes to
  battle--"
Picard: "You are a Starfleet officer, Lieutenant."
Worf: "Aye, sir."
--Worf and Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Picard: "Transmit the following in all languages and in all frequencies: 'We
  surrender.'"
--Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Q: "You will now answer the charge of being a grievously savage race."
--Q, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Q: "The prisoners will not be harmed, until they are found guilty."
--Q, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Picard: "Lieutenant, do you intend to blast a hole through the viewer?"
--Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Riker: "You reacted fast, Lieutenant."
Picard: "But futilely."
Worf: "I will learn to do better, sir."
--Riker, Picard, and Worf, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Picard: "We do exactly what we would do if this Q never existed.  If we're going
  to be damned, let's be damned for who we really are."
--Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

McCoy: "Have you got some reason you want my atoms scattered all over space,
  boy?"
--McCoy, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

McCoy: "Hold it right there, boy!  What about my age?"
Data: "Sorry, sir.  If that subject troubles you--"
McCoy: "What's so damned troublesome about not having died?"
--McCoy and Data, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

McCoy: "I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a Vulcan."
Data: "No, sir.  I am an android."
McCoy: "Almost as bad."
--McCoy and Data, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Data: "I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an advanced
  and most honorable race."
McCoy: "They are.  And also damned annoying at times."
--Data and McCoy, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

McCoy: "This is a new ship, boy, but she's got the right name.  Now you remember
  that, you hear?"
Data: "I will, sir."
McCoy: "You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home."
--McCoy and Data, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Data: "I am superior, sir, in many ways.  But I would gladly give it up, to be
  human."
Riker: "Nice to meet you, Pinnochio."
--Data and Riker, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Data: "Sorry, sir.  I seem to be commenting on everything."
--Data, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Picard: "Let's hope they find you as tasty as they did their last associates."
--Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Riker: "Just hoping this isn't the usual way our missions will go, sir."
Picard: "Oh no, Number One, I'm sure most will be much more interesting.  Let's
  see what's out there.  Engage."
--Riker and Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41

Tsiolkovsky Crewmember: "Well, hello, Enterprise, welcome.  I hope you have a
  lot of pretty boys on board, because I'm willing, and waiting.  In fact, we're
  going to have a real blowout here."
--Tsiolkovsky Crewmember, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Data: "Indications of what humans would call, 'A wild party'?"
--Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Riker: "You were right, someone blew out the hatch.  They were all sucked out
  into space."
Data: "Correction, sir.  That's, 'Blown out'."
Riker: "Thank you, Data."
Data: "Common mistake, sir."
--Riker and Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Beverly: "If you were any more perfect, Data, I'd have to write you up in a
  Starfleet medical textbook."
Data: "I am already listed in several bio-mechanical texts, Doctor."
Beverly: "Yes, of course."
--Beverly and Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Riker: "This ought to be easy for someone written up in bio-mechanical texts."
--Riker, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

"Picard": "Attention all decks, all divisions.  Effective immediately, I have
  handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher."
Picard: "'Acting Captain'?"
Wesley: "Thank you, Captain Picard, thank you.  And with that order dawns a
  brave new day for the Enterprise."
--"Picard", Picard, and Wesley, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Data: "There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a--"
--Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Yar: "But I got out of my uniform for you, Data."
--Yar, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Yar: "You are fully functional, aren't you?"
Data: "Of course, but--"
Yar: "How fully?"
Data: "In every way, of course.  I am programmed in multiple techniques."
Yar: "Oh, you jewel!  That's exactly what I hoped."
--Yar and Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Troi: "Wouldn't you rather be alone with me?  With me in your mind?"
--Troi, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Wesley: "So you mean I'm drunk!  I feel strange, but also good."
Picard: "Because, because you have lost the capacity for self-judgement.  Now
  alcohol does this, Wesley." 
--Wesley and Picard, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Picard: "Ah, good, Data, at least you're functioning."
Data: "Fully, Captain."
--Picard and Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Data: "We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain.  I have pores, humans
  have pores.  I have fingerprints, humans have fingerprints.  My chemical
  nutrients are like your blood.  If you prick me, do I not...leak?"
--Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Beverly: "Captain, can I see you in your ready room?  It's a private matter.
  No, actually, it's an urgent one!"
--Beverly, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Beverly: "Right now I find you extremely, *extremely*...of course we haven't
  time for that sort of thing."
Picard: "What sort of thing?"
Beverly: "Oh, *god*, would I love to show you."
--Beverly and Picard, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Beverly: "Captain, my *dear* Captain.  You owe me something, you do realize
  that, don't you?  I'm a woman.  I haven't had the comfort of a husband, a
  man."
Picard: "Not now, doctor, please."
--Beverly and Picard, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Picard: "Worf, you know what to do.  Take us...uh--"
Riker: "Take us out of there."
Picard: "Right."
--Picard and Riker, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Wesley: "It was an adult who did it!"
--Wesley, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Riker: "Data, we have eight or nine minutes at most.  Can you finish by then?"
Data: "No, this will take slightly more time than we have, sir."
--Riker and Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Riker: "It's only fair to mention Wesley in a log entry, sir."
Picard: "Fair is fair.  And let's credit his science teacher too."
--Riker and Picard, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Yar: "Data, I'm only going to tell you this just once.  It never happened."
--Yar, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Picard: "I put it to you all.  I think we shall end up with a fine crew, if we
  avoid temptation."
--Picard, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41

Lutan: "Your skill impresses me.  I like you."
--Lutan, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41

Beverly: "Damn.  Where are the callouses us doctors are supposed to grow over
  our feelings?"
Picard: "Perhaps the good ones never get them."
--Beverly and Picard, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41

Riker: "But I warn you, if you get hurt, I'll put you on report, Captain."
--Riker, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41

Picard: "Have you treated well, Lieutenant?"
Yar: "Fine, Captain, but they're showing some signs of wear."
--Picard and Yar, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41

Lutan: "What do you know of wants and feelings?"
Picard: "Nothing.  Well, almost nothing."
--Lutan and Picard, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41

LaForge: "Shaving is a human art form, Data.  Technological perfection can shave
  too close."
--LaForge, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41

Data: "Most interesting.  Could this be Human Joke Number 663?"
Riker: "Negative, Data.  That's a captain's order."
--Data and Riker, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41

Picard: "I'm sorry, this is becoming a speech."
Troi: "You're the captain, sir.  You're entitled."
--Picard and Troi, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41

Picard: "Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard."
--Picard, "Haven", Stardate 41

Data: "Could you please continue the petty bickering?   I find it most
  intriguing."
--Data, "Haven", Stardate 41

Wesley: "Is Mister Kosinski what he seems?  A joke?"
Traveler: "No.  It's too cruel."
--Wesley and Traveler, "Where No One Has Gone Before", Stardate 41

Yar: "Are you telling me that's a pussycat?"
Worf: "Yes, I suppose you could call it that." 
--Yar and Worf, "Where No One Has Gone Before", Stardate 41

Traveler: "Up until now, you have been...uninteresting.  It's only now that your
  lifeform begins to merit serious attention."
--Traveler, "Where No One Has Gone Before", Stardate 41

Riker: "Shall I call for Doctor Crusher, sir?"
Picard: "Why, is someone ill?"
--Riker and Picard, "Where No One Has Gone Before", Stardate 41

Data: "Possibility, a malfunction in their engines, sir?"
LaForge: "Breaks my heart."
--Data and LaForge, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

Picard: "Yankee traders, I like the sound of that."
Riker: "Well, sir, I doubt they wear red, white, and blue, or look anything like
  Uncle Sam."
--Picard and Riker, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

Worf: "I say, 'Fight', sir.  There's nothing shameful in falling to a superior
  enemy."
Picard: "And nothing shameful in a strategic retreat either."
--Worf and Picard, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

Picard: "Merde."
--Picard, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

Yar: "I say put all available power into a full-out combined phaser and photon
  torpedo salvo.  Destroy their ability to sustain this forcefield, sir."
Worf: "Yes!  Hit them hard and hit them fast."
--Yar and Worf, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

Data: "Apologies, Captain.  I seem to have reached an odd functional impasse.  I
  am stuck."
--Data, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

LaForge: "My hero."
--LaForge, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

Riker: "What do you make of these?"
Data: "Crystalline, mostly inert.  Nothing to write home about."
--Riker and Data, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

Letek: "You work with your females, arm them, and force them to wear clothing."
--Letek, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

Picard: "He has the right to meet death awake."
Beverly: "Is that a male perspective?"
Picard: "Rubbish."
--Picard and Beverly, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

Ferengi: "And they shamelessly clothe their females, inviting others to unclothe
  them.  The very depth of perversion."
--Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

Beverly: "Not a moment too soon Jean-Luc, I mean, 'Captain'."
--Beverly, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41

Beverly: "Klingons are so unusual in their reactions, aren't they?"
--Beverly, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41

Celle Delegate: "Sorry, wrong species."
--Celle Delegate, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41

Data: "Elementary my dear Riker, sir."
--Data, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41

Data: "Indubitably, sir.  Indubitably."
--Data, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41

Beverly: "Captain Picard, you are now relieved of duty.  I judge you to be
  disabled, mentally incapacitated--"
--Beverly, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41

Picard: "What the devil am I doing here?"
Riker: "Sounds like our captain."
--Picard and Riker, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41

Yar: "Security Team Two reports they've discovered a puddle of blood outside the
  Celle quarters, and they can't find one of the delegates."
Riker: "Lieutenant, this couldn't have waited a moment?"
Yar: [To Picard]  "It's good to see you, sir."  [To Riker]  "The problem is that
  one of the cooks has just been asked to broil reptile for the Anticans, and it
  looks like the Celle delegate."
--Yar and Riker, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41

LaForge: "They make love at the drop of a hat."
Yar: "Any hat."
--LaForge and Yar, "Justice", Stardate 41

Worf: "Nice planet."
--Worf, "Justice", Stardate 41

Rivan: "Shall we go there now or remain and play?"
Riker: "Play?"
Rivan: "At love.  Unless you don't enjoy that."
--Rivan and Riker, "Justice", Stardate 41

Edo Girl: "I want to do something too, with you."
Wesley: "Uh, what?"
Edo Girl: "It's something you can teach me.  Will you?"
Wesley: "Uh, well, actually, there are some games I don't quite know yet."
--Edo Girl and Wesley, "Justice", Stardate 41

Worf: "I am not concerned with pleasure, Commander.  I am a warrior."
Riker: "Even Klingons need love now and then."
Worf: "For what we would consider love, sir, I would need a Klingon woman."
Riker: "What about plain old basic sex?  You must have some need for that."
Worf: "Of course, but with the females available to me, sir, Earth females, I
  must restrain myself too much.  They are quite fragile, sir."
Riker: "Worf, if anyone else had said that, I'd suspect he was bragging."
Worf: "Bragging, sir?"
--Worf and Riker, "Justice", Stardate 41

Troi: "Sharing an orbit with a god is no small experience."
--Troi, "Justice", Stardate 41

Data: "Would you choose one life over a thousand?"
Picard: "I refuse to let arithmetic decide questions like that."
--Data and Picard, "Justice", Stardate 41

Picard: "There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute.  Even life itself
  is an exercise in exceptions."
Riker: "When has justice been as simple as a rulebook?"
--Picard and Riker, "Justice", Stardate 41

Ferengi: "As you humans say, 'I'm all ears!'"
--Ferengi, "The Battle", Stardate 41

Wesley: "Adults."
--Wesley, "The Battle", Stardate 41

Riker: "I hope you're right, Data."
Data: "No question of it, sir."
--Riker and Data, "The Battle", Stardate 41

Picard: "There never is [profit] in revenge.  Let the dead rest, and the past...
  remain the past."
--Picard, "The Battle", Stardate 41

Q: "Oh, your species is always suffering and dying."
--Q, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41

Picard: "No.  Lieutenant Worf, you will make no move against him unless I order
  it."
Q: "Pity, you might have learned an interesting lesson Macrohead, with a
  microbrain."
--Picard and Q, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41

Yar: "What in the hell am I doing, crying?  It is so frustrating to be
  controlled like this."
Picard: "Don't worry, there's a new ship's standing order on the bridge.  When
  one is in the penalty box, tears are permitted."
--Yar and Picard, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41

Q: "Will you stop interrupting me?  I mean, this is hardly a time to be teaching
  you the true nature of the universe."
--Q, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41

Q: "Let us pray for understanding and for compassion."
Picard: "Let us do no such damn thing."
--Q and Picard, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41

LaForge: "Worf, is this your idea of sex?"
Worf: "This is sex, but I have no place for it in my life now."
Q: "No place Microbrain?  What possesses you?"
--LaForge, Worf, and Q, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41

Troi: "You spell 'knife' with a 'k'."
Picard: "I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell."
--Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41

Wesley: "Teenage mating rituals?"
--Wesley, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41
 
Picard: "If I leave town, the town leaves with me."
--Picard, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41

Redblock: "Senseless killing is immoral.  But killing for a purpose, can quite
  often be ingenious."
--Cyrus Redblock, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41

Picard: "It was a nice place to visit, Number One, but I wouldn't want to die
  there."
--Picard, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41

Picard: "Mister LaForge...schtep on it."
--Picard, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41

Beverly: "And these small projections?"
Data: "An android alarm clock.  Is that amusing?"
--Beverly and Data, "Datalore", Stardate 41

Data: "If you had an off switch, Doctor, would you not keep it a secret?"
Beverly: "I guess I would."
--Data and Beverly, "Datalore", Stardate 41

Lore: "Lesson Number One in becoming more human.  You must observe all human
  customs."
--Lore, "Datalore", Stardate 41

Lore: "I have more than I ever dreamed possible, brother..."
--Lore, "Datalore", Stardate 41

LaForge: "Now I call that communicating."
--LaForge, "Datalore", Stardate 41

Picard: "Shut up, Wesley!"
--Picard, "Datalore", Stardate 41

Beverly: "Shut up, Wesley!"
--Beverly, "Datalore", Stardate 41 

Beverly: "I heard you know how to turn him on."
Wesley: "This is serious, Wes!"
--Beverly and Wesley, "Datalore", Stardate 41

Wesley: "So just tell me to, 'Shut up, Wesley', and I will."
--Wesley, "Datalore", Stardate 41

Data: "How sad, dear brother, you make me wish I were an only child."
--Data, "Datalore", Stardate 41

Lore: "The troublesome little man-child.  Are you prepared for the kind of death
  you've earned, little man?"
--Lore, "Datalore", Stardate 41

Lore: "Back off or I'll turn your little man into a torch!  I promise him
  exquisite pain!"
--Lore, "Datalore", Stardate 41

Ramsey: "What do you think you're rescuing me from?  My shipmates and I have all
  taken wives.  A few even have children.  You can't rescue a man froma place
  that he calls his home."
--Ramsey, "Angel One", Stardate 41

Worf: "Klingons appreciate strong women."
--Worf, "Angel One", Stardate 41

Data: "How does stimulation of the olfactory nerves affect the enjoyment of
  sex?"
--Data, "Angel One", Stardate 41

Worf: "I think I may sneeze."
LaForge: "A Klingon sneeze?"
Worf: "Only kind I know."
--Worf and LaForge, "Angel One", Stardate 41

LaForge: "Make it so."
--LaForge, "Angel One", Stardate 41

Riker: "No power in the universe can hope to stop the force of evolution.  Be
  warned.  The execution of Mister Ramsey and his followers may elevate them to
  the status of martyrs.  Martyrs cannot be silenced."
--Riker, "Angel One", Stardate 41

Worf: "If winning is not important, then Commander, why keep score?"
--Worf, "11001001", Stardate 41

Yar: "I think he's pulling your leg.  Believe it or not, Worf is developing a
  sense of humor."
Riker: "I hope so, for their sake."
--Yar and Riker, "11001001", Stardate 41

Riker: "What's a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin-joint like
  this?"
--Riker, "11001001", Stardate 41

Computer: "Recognized Picard, Jean-Luc, Captain.  Recognized Riker, William T., 
  Commander."
Picard: "Set auto-destruct sequence."
Computer: "Does the first officer concur?"
Riker: "Set auto-destruct, now."
Computer: "Auto-destruct will detonate in four minutes and fifty-nine seconds."
--Computer Voice, Picard, and Riker,"11001001", Stardate 41 
 
Picard: "Cancel auto-destruct."
Computer: "Does the first officer agree?"
Riker: "Affirmative."
Computer: "Auto-destruct cancelled."
--Picard, Computer Voice, and Riker, "11001001", Stardate 41 

Picard: "You're a man obsessed with what he does.  Who knows what an obsessed
  man would do to keep going?  Kill perhaps?"
Mandl: "I create life!  I don't take it!"
--Picard an Kurt Mandl, "Home Soil", Stardate 41

Lifeform: "Ugly Bags Of Mostly Water we try at peace, you do not listen.  Boy In
  Dome On Sand Of Home, we kill."
--Lifeform, "Home Soil", Stardate 41

Beverly: "Our children are not for sale."
--Beverly, "When The Bough Breaks", Stardate 41

Mirren: "It's a good thing you're cute, Wesley, or you could really be
  obnoxious."
--Oliana Mirren, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41

Wesley: "Did you hear what she said, Mordock?  She said I was cute."
Mordock: "Is that good, Wesley?"
Wesley: "Yes, I think."
--Wesley and Mordock, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41

Worf: "Thinking about what you can't control only wastes energy and creates its
  own enemy."
--Worf, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41

Worf: "Only fools have no fear."
--Worf, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41

Rondon: "How dare you!  I am Rondon!  You despicable Melonoid slime worm! Liar!"
--Rondon, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41

Wesley: "Do you want this to become violent?"
--Wesley, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41

Data: "There is nothing wrong with Captain Picard or with the ship's logs.
  Therefore, there must be something wrong with your original assumption."
Remmick: "That is not acceptable, Mister Data."
Data: "Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth."
--Data and Lieutenant Commander Remmick, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41

Remmick: "You don't like me very much, do you?"
Worf: "Is it required...sir?"
--Lieutenant Commander Remmick and Worf, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41

Beverly: "My personal feelings about Captain Picard are irrelevant to this
  investigation, and none of your business."
--Beverly, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41

Quinn: "Maybe I have been playing politics too long.  Perhaps I see conspiracies
  ...everywhere."
--Admiral Quinn, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41

Worf: "Why do you mock me?  Why do you wish to anger me?"
Korris: "Only to see if it is still possible."
--Worf and Korris, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41

Worf: "Cowards take hostages.  Klingons do not."
--Worf, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41

Korris: "Do not deny the challenge of your destiny.  Get off your knees and
  soar.  Open your eyes and let the dream take flight."
--Korris, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41

Worf: "You look for the battles in the wrong place.  The true test of a warrior
  is not without, it is within."
--Worf, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41

K'Nera: "How did they die?"
Worf: "They died well."
--K'Nera and Worf, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41

Worf: "I was just being polite, sir."
--Worf, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41

Troi: "What happened to all the people?"
Worf: "War?"
Data: "Disease?"
LaForge: "A dissatisfied customer?"
--Troi, Worf, Data, and LaForge, "The Arsenal Of Freedom", Stardate 41

Peddler: "Peace through superior firepower."
--The Peddler, "The Arsenal Of Freedom", Stardate 41

"Rice": "Tell me about your ship, Riker.  It's the Enterprise,isn't it?"
Riker: "No, the name of my ship is the 'Lollipop'."
"Rice": "I have no knowledge of that ship."
Riker: "It's just been commissioned.  It's a good ship."
--"Captain Rice" and Riker, "The Arsenal Of Freedom", Stardate 41

Peddler: "Impressive demonstration, isn't it?"
Picard: "Demonstration?  It tried to kill us."
--The Peddler and Picard, "The Arsenal Of Freedom", Stardate 41

LaForge: "It's great to hear your voice, Captain.  We're a little busy right
  now.  I'll get right back to you."
--LaForge, "The Arsenal Of Freedom", Stardate 41 

Picard: "Mister LaForge, when I left this ship it was in one piece.  I would
  appreciate your returning it to me in the same condition."
--Picard, "The Arsenal Of Freedom", Stardate 41

Riker: "What do you want?"
Armus: "Maybe I want nothing."
Riker: "Then you would have killed all of us."
Armus: "I still might."
--Riker and Armus, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Riker: "Data...Data something's got me!"
--Riker, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Armus: "Touch him, and he dies."
--Armus, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Data: "I would guess that death is no longer sufficient to alleviate its
  boredom, therefore Commander Riker is alive."
--Data, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Data: "You are capable of great sadism and cruelty.  Interesting, no redeeming
  qualities."
--Data, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Armus: "I do not serve things evil, I am evil."
--Armus, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Picard: "Shall I tell you what true evil is?  It is to submit to you.  It is
  when we surrender our friends, our dignity, instead of defying you."
--Picard, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Yar: "Hello, my friends.  You are here now watching this image of me because I
  have died.  It probably happened while I was on duty, and quickly, which is
  what I expected.  Never forget I died doing exactly what I wanted to do.  What
  I want you to know is how much I loved my life, and those of you who shared it
  with me.  You are my family, you all know where I came from and what my life
  was like before.  But Starfleet took that frightened, angry young girl and
  tempered her.  I have been blessed with your friendship, and your love."
--Yar Hologram, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Yar: "Ah, Worf.  We are so much alike, you and I.  Both warriors, orphans who
  found ourselves this family.  I hope I met death with my eyes wide open."
--Yar Hologram, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Yar: "My friend Data, you see things with the wonder of a child.  And that makes
  you more human than any of us."
--Yar Hologram, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Yar: "Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to
  me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like.  But if there
  was one person in this universe who I would choose to be like, someone who I
  would want to make proud of me, it's you.  You who have the heart of an
  explorer and the soul of a poet.  So you'll understand when I say, 'Death is
  that state in which one exists only in the memory of others', which is why it
  is not an end.  No goodbyes, just good memories.  Hailing frequencies closed,
  sir."
--Yar Hologram, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Picard: "Au revoir, Natasha."
--Picard, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Data: "Sir, the purpose of this gathering, confuses me."
Picard: "Oh?  How so?"
Data: "I find my thoughts are not for Tasha, but for myself.  I keep thinking,
  how empty it will be without her presence.  Did I miss the point?"
Picard: "No...no you didn't Data.  You got it."
--Data and Picard, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41

Yar: "Behave yourselves, gentlemen."
--Yar, "Symbiosis", Stardate 41

Data: "Voluntary addiction to drugs is a recurring theme in many cultures."
--Data, "Symbiosis", Stardate 41

Janice: "Thank you for Paris."
--Janice Manheim, "We'll Always Have Paris", Stardate 41

Worf: "Swimming is too much like...*bathing*."
--Worf, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41

Picard: "Starfleet's finest.  Fancy meeting you here."
--Picard, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41

[Where did Picard and Captain Keel meet?]
Picard: "Tau Ceti III.  It was a bar...rather an exotic one, as I remember.
  What do I win?"
--Picard, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41

Rixx: "And watch your back...Picard."
--Captain Rixx, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41

Picard: "Friendship must dare to risk, Counselor, or it is not friendship."
--Picard, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41

Data: "That was not a request, I was simply...talking to myself.  A human
  idiosyncrasy, triggered by a fascination with a particular set of facts, or
  sometimes brought about by senility, or used as a means of weighing
  information before means of weighing information before reaching a conclusion,
  or as a--"
Computer: "Thank you, sir, I comprehend."
--Data and Computer Voice, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41

Picard: "Mister LaForge, ahead warp six."
LaForge: "Aye, sir, full impulse."
--Picard and LaForge, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41

Quinn: "Do Klingons fear death as much as humans?  I could snap your neck in a
  second, but it wouldn't be as much fun."
--Admiral Quinn, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41

Remmick: "We seek peaceful coexistence!"
--Lieutenant Commander Remmick, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41

Data: "I believe it was a beacon."
Picard: "A beacon?"
Data: "Yes, sir.  A homing beacon, sent from Earth."
--Data and Picard, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41

Picard: "Welcome to the twenty-fourth century."
--Picard, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41

Clemens: "Well, we won't be inviting these Romulans to our party, will we?"
Data: "No.  That would not be...appropriate."
--L.Q. "Sonny" Clemens and Data, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41

T-Bok: "Silence your dog, Captain."
--Commander T-Bok, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41

T-Bok: "Matters more urgent caused our absence.  Now witness the result.
  Outposts destroyed, expansion of the Federation everywhere.  Yes, we have
  indeed been negligent, Captain, but no more."
--Commander T-Bok, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41

T-Bok: "Do you understand my meaning, captain?  We...are back."
--Commander T-Bok, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41

Picard: "There's still much to do, still so much to learn."
--Picard, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41
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