From: jmeranda@us.oracle.com (John Meranda)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT: 4-6 MondayJeepUpdate
Date: 7 Apr 92 18:05:23 GMT


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Howdy everyone. An excellent show yesterday!  Here's  the happs!


Well Gregory showed up on the scene at M&A. 
Merciless is there to see Dinc, and she's wiggin'-out!
Aside, she tells him she doesn't want him to take the job there, 
but he tells her; "TOUGH! You aborted my baby." 
She tells him that's a bunch of garbage.
Then Banana shows up to talk to Chilly about getting a temporary
job as a secretary.

Meanwhile Conner thinks about Dinc.  GetEven drops by and learns
that Conner is going to a business dinner with Ted from M&A.
Conner also notices that GetEven seems extra happy today and 
she knows it's because of Court'me.

Cut to Court'mes room. Anus is there, giving her the third degree.
"You slept with him, didn't you. DIDN'T YOU. I can't believe you would
do that. How could you? Blah,blah,blah?What about us?? We shared every-
thing....Do you love him?? Is it the same as what we had?"
All the while Court is just crying and crying. Anus is a total assh*le.

Frantic is home alone with CaroPup.  The wind is blowing hard outside,
and the lights are flickering on and off.  She decides to turn on the
security system, but it is not working.  She goes to use the phone,
but it is dead.  There is a knock at the door.  It's a security
guard (a substitute). He offers to check out the system, but Frantic
asks him for some ID, and he has none.   She tells; him to 
familarize himself with the grounds outside, and briskly closes the door.

Anus leaves, and Court is miserable.  she thinks about going to the
fridge, and snarfing down, but stops herself at the last minute.
Then GetEven shows up at her window. She tells him that Anus knows about
them because he overheard them talking at school. He is supportive and 
is glad she didn't snarf and barf.

Merciless and Gregory talk a little further. He can tell she is 
scared and desperate.  Then he tells her that it was Jaded who 
directed him to M&A and told him where she (Merciless) was.
Chilly enters then and greets him.  He tells her he really wants 
a job there more than ever. Merciless just squirms.

Well H2D arrives home.  He talked to the security guard, and seems
to trust him.  Frantic is still ;quite leary, though. 
Anus shows up with a big frowny face :-(

IvagottaBIG problem invites Chilly and Holdie to dinner.
Juicy heard about it and asks Iva what she's going to tell them.
"I dunno", she answers.

Cut to Pittsburgh.  Enema calls up Ivagottasecret to see how everything
is.  She is there with Amber DeMan, going over writing techniques,
or whatever writers do together.  She tells Ivagottasecret that she'll
be home tomorrow.  Then she hangs  up, and talks with AmberDeMan (Henry)
a bit.  She asks why he was never married.  He tells her he was once
in love, and the memory will be with him for the rest of his life.
(Kinda like Curly in CitySlickers....)
Enema asks how she can thank him for all the things she has learned from 
him. He tells her a boink would be nice......NOT REALLY!!!  He actually 
tells her that she should take the job and then the millions of fans
wont be let down, and he will feel confident leaving his post.
Then FuzzHeadTed (the publisher) shows up (without his beard.)
He's there with contracts!

Frantic and H2D make out on the sofa, while Anus is in the other room.
(probably pouting)  Frantic asks him to talk to Anus about manly 
stuff, and all that.  He also informs ;her that the passport of 
Emilio StBlan was fgound and the dates in it coinside with the 
murders of PhillippeNaviDEAD, ShortyMartell, and Skank Swendall.
Seems he used OHare airport all those times.
Anus comes into the room, and tells them he is scheduling theorapy 
with DoorMatt.  The electricity comes on, and Frantic heads for the 
kitchen so the men can have their manly talk. HA!
H2D tells him about how he had feelings for Frantic, and if 
CaroDead would; have lived, he was going to have to forget about his
feelings towards Frantic. 
"In other words, you think I should forget about Court'me?" Anus asks.
"Well, you just might want to move on, that's all", H2D tells him.

Holdie asks Iva why Joolee was so concerned about the Pod.

At the Monin' CarlDredge and Juicer chat.  She is confident he will
be a great legal addition to WorldWide.
Meanwhile, Banana, Dinc, and Merciless show up.  Merciless scopes 
out Conner, who is there having din-din with the TedMan.
Then she scopes GetEven there with court'me (who is ;in her new white
dress)  About that time, who should stroll it??? Yep! Gregory.
Merciless is incresingly nervous!  WHAT A HOOT! She's squirming in her
seat!!  Minutes later Jaded shows up!  IM DYING!! This is great!
All her enemys in the same room!!  Gregory overhears Jaded telling 
the hostess her name, and introduces himself.  They chat for a second,
and Jaded learns that Merciless is NOT a friend of Gregorys in the least.
"Can I buy you a drink?" Jaded says to him.
"The drinks are on ME!" he tells her.  This scene was the BEST!!

Back at Juicys table, she tells CarlDredge about her big plans 
for the future.   She tells him she wants to take over CruiserIndustries.
He seems to like that idea.

Enema tells  Henry and FuzzHead Ted that she is worried about not being able
to cut the mustard.  They think she'll do fine, though.

Back at the Crawfords, H2D lets the security guard in (I don't 
trust this guy either) and takes him into the kitchen for a thermos
of coffee.

Holdie and Chilly are doting over Error, and Iva is quietly sipping 
her tea. 
"We're bonded for life", Holden tells them, referring to his nephew.
Anus shows up, and aside, she asks him to call Joolee and tell her 
to stop calling here.

GetEven approaches Gregory who is at the bar alone now, and tells him
sorry about what happened back in NYC. 
"Hey, don't be. I was the lucky one. YOU were the one who wound
up with Merciless!"

"You're staring", Dinc tells Merciless.
"Well, there are 2 of my biggest mistakes talking to each other", she tells
him.  Banana asks what she means by that, and she tells her that she 
dated them long ago.

Anus shows up at the Monin' and runs into Court'me who is sitting alone.
"Are you here with your *boyfriend?? I wont bother you anymore", he tells 
her. "I'm here to see Sleeza", he continues.
"To talk about Joolee", Court sarcastically asks.  TOUCHE'! OLE'! good one,
Court!!  Anus says nothing and goes and sits at the bar.

Merciless gripes to Juicy in the girls room, and tells Juicy to warn
Chilly NOT to hire Gregory. 
"You've really got it in for that guy don't; you?" Juicy says.
Banana enters the girls room as Merciless mentions her name,(badmouthing
her).  She covers by telling her that she supports her in her
venture to become a secretary at M&A. Banana is so excited to have
her support.  (this was a really good scene too!)

In the restaruant, Conner runs into Dinc and wishes him good luck
with the commercial shoot tommorrow.  He tells her he wishes she were
there to coach him.

Anus watches the bartender pour drinks. Court has her eye on him from her
table, and GetEven and she decide to split.  They pass by Anus on their
way out.  Seconds later, Anus sees some bourbon, and reaches for the glass.
A hand (Court'mes') stops him and shee says:
"Anus, that's not going to change anything", and then she leaves.

Merciless watches and Conner and Gregory talk in the restaurant.

Holdie and Chilly leave Ivas, and she sighs a breath of relief.
She calls up JohnD (Anus had brought Dukes number over), but 
Duke tells her JohnD doesnt' want to talk to her..

And lastly, Enema decides to take the job. Enema De'Amour is now
officially a big-time writer.  Oh boy!

Cut! print!

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