From: c23mkb@kocrsv01.delcoelect.com (Mahesh Bagade)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian
Subject: Summay of Ajeet Jokes.
Date: 16 Dec 1992 11:29:30 -0600
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Dear Desis,

Thanks for all of those who have responded with ajit jokes. The following is
the summary of ajeet jokes as of 12-15-92. Please keep sending the new ones
so that I can add them to my compilation. Some of the jokes were modified 
because of the nature in which they were sent. Sorry if you feel bad about 
this, but at the same time thank you for sending it to me.

Ok so from here on have fun....

Please send you reaction directly to me because I do not have access to our
desi group. I am mailing this through texas gateway.

Note Bene: Please keep sending any new ajeet jokes to me. I will update my
           file and post it again at a later date.

Thanks

Mahesh
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Mahesh K. Bagade      c23mkb@kocrsv01.decloelect.com       ATT @ (317)453-3872
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                           AJEET JOKES 

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   Scene:  Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
   Ajeet:  Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
 Raabert:  Magar kyoon baas ?
   Ajeet:  Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
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   Ajeet:  Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger
           istarrt kar do.
 Raabert:  Lekin kyoon, baas?
   Ajeet:  Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
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   Ajeet:  Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
 Raabert:  Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
   Ajeet:  Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.  Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
 Raabert:  Yes Boss.
   Ajeet:  (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare 
           kabze mein hai .......
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   Scene:  Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang.
   Ajeet:  Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara 
           to Pain se mar jayega.
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   Scene:  Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.
   Ajeet:  Peter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko 
           teek das bajhe set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez 
           hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi late hona chahiye. Timer ko 
           panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly 
           fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area 
           hai. Ha haa ha. Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega.  Aur iska
           dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhatakega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge
           to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega"
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   Ajeet:  Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit 
           bhi jayega
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 Raabert:  Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
   Ajeet:  Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona
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   Peter:  Boss? Sona kahan hei?
   Ajeet:  Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!
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   Scene:  Ajeet is pissed off at one of his henchmen.
   Ajeet:  Log mujhe Lawyan ke naam se jaante hein. Tumne phir bhi gaddari ki?
           Maikal, iske ek haath mein HMT ki ghadi phanah do, aur doosre 
           haath mein Titan ki.
   Maikal: Boss, lekin yeh to gaddar hei?
    Ajeet: Jaanta huhn Micheal. Par iseh bataana hei ki yeh ab Do ghadi ka 
           mehmaan hei.
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  Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
    Ajeet: Rawbert! Ise pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene 
           nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.
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    Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss?
    Ajeet: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein 
           ticket dete-dete kabhi nahi thakega.
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    Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy
    Ajeet: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish
           bhi ho jaayega.
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      Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
    Ajeet: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!
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    Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy
    Ajeet: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo. Saale ko
           Society isse jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea.
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    Scene: Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole 
           and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
  Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
    Ajeet: Raabert  Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out
           lik do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale
           jayega !!
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    Scene: Ajeet is worried about something. Robert is facing him.
    Ajeet: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain.
           A pause.
           Tum chootti le lo.
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    Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss".....
  Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
    Ajeet: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
  Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!!
    Ajeet: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me har teesra bachcha
           Chinese hota hai.
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    Ajeet: Raabert, iska bail kaa stool test karo.
  Raabert: Stool, boss ?
    Ajeet: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.
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    Scene: Ajeet get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.
    Ajeet: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara
           rang laga do.
   Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
    Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise
           range haathon pakad legi. he he he....
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Waiting for feedback from you guys.....

Jai Hind
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