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From: molmos@atlas.nafb.trw.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Question for LA fans about Tonight Show
Date: 22 Jul 92 10:08:53 PST

 Are any of you guys planning on attending the Tonight Show taping
 this Friday?
 If so, what time do you plan on getting to the studio to wait for
 tickets to be released? (The office opens at 8:00 am)
 Do you anticipate a big crowd waiting for tickets?

 Mark O.
From: dcrosgr@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Sounds, binaries, and cry babies!
Date: 27 Jul 92 15:05:11 EST
Organization: University of Toledo, Computer Services

In article <27JUL199207130626@romeo.caltech.edu>, joelong@romeo.caltech.edu (Long, Joseph Louis) writes:

> 
> 
> For Christ sake think before you act,
> -joe king of mars
> 
> I suggest that if anyone here gets through on the phone to stern (or
> can fax him.) explain the situation here and have HS annouce what a
> big cockerspanial and motherfather this "moderator" is!

Agreed!!! No one who believes in Howard Stern could promote this crap!

DC
From: nhmas@gauss.med.harvard.edu (Mark Shneyder 432-4219)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: "Baldy" has hair, (and "Sorry, Mark Shneyder")
Date: 30 Jul 92 21:08:01 GMT

In article <9207271903.AA19245@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU> pr@devmail.UUCP writes:
>
>In another note, I'm sorry if I offended you, Mark Shneyder 
>(who sez there has to be a "c" in "schneider"), by saying what
>I did.  Actually I had a Monty Python routine in mind as I typed
>it (on the order of "any one can come on radio and *say* they've
>got three cheeks, but our viewers need proof!" - John Cleese)
>but of course, you wouldn't know that!

Sorry,I can't read minds. Especially,in your case where there is nothing
to read!

Anyone who uses PR("Penis Rules") as their signature can't be taken seriously.
So no offense taken.

>
>Today on the radio Howard said that only Richard Johnson (who wrote
>the article I posted) got the story right!

Nice ass-licking by Howard. I hope he incorporates it into his act as a
permanent fixture.
>
>Can I send you a tape of Howard on the radio as a peace offering? (Not that I
>owe you anything, for all the wonderful names you called me in front of
>everyone, like "puke", but I suppose I qualify as the initial offender so
>I'll make the initial offer)

So why do you care what everyone thinks? It's not like they know you
personally and all your dark secrets were revealed? Geeezz...
You remind me of George Castanza on "Seinfeld". 
I guess you need to hear more of Howard to take people less seriously.
Isn't that the whole idea of his show???
I've heard plenty of Howard in my days living in the City but no thanks
anyway. And soon I'll hear him again.
>
>
>Peace,
>
>PR

-Mark
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: garyd@netcom.com (Gary Dietz)
Subject: Re: Tonight Show Appearance
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 21:16:48 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)

I am no fan of Howard.  In fact, I think he sucks. 

But, his appearance on the Tonight show was really funny.  Does this mean I 
now love him?  That I will watch the re-runs of his TV show? No.

(But I do drink Snapple.)

BTW, someone said that "brian and brian" or whoever was ripping off stern.

While Howard may be obscene and stuff, he certainly isn't the original shock
jock that does comedy bits on the radio.  I can think of Imus, Jay Thomas
(in NY and CA), and well, you get the idea.

I have no problem with you calling Howard a god and all (even though
you are wrong), and even saying that he breaks new ground (or wind :-) )
but Howard is certainly not original.

gary







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From: Siddharth.Soni@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Siddharth Soni)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Do you tape the Stern TV show??
Date: 30 Jul 92 14:58:04 GMT
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service

I have been away for a few months a as a consequence, have missed 
a lot of stern on tv.  Does anyone who tapes the show regularly
be willing to copy it for me?

Also, would anyone out there copy the 'cricified by the fcc' tape?

I'll obviously cover all shipping charges.....Sidd

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From: joelong@romeo.caltech.edu (Long, Joseph Louis)
Subject: Re: Question for LA fans about Tonight Show
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: California Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 07:03:00 GMT

In article <1058.2a6d33b5@atlas.nafb.trw.com>, molmos@atlas.nafb.trw.com writes...
> Are any of you guys planning on attending the Tonight Show taping
> this Friday?
> If so, what time do you plan on getting to the studio to wait for
> tickets to be released? (The office opens at 8:00 am)
> Do you anticipate a big crowd waiting for tickets?

They are giving away tickets to the taping on KLSX everyday the hour
after stern (about 10:30-11:30 or 12)  I just assumed that if they are
making people call in and shit for them that I couldn't just go and
get one, but maybe I'm wrong can you just wait in line for TS tickets?
how much do they cost?  It would be VERY cool to go to the taping and get
thrown out for screeming BOB-ABOUIE and being unruly in general!
I'm sure HS is gonna be talking a lot of shit about Carson, the fat man,
the horn toting fag and their liasons with Arsineo "oreo" Hall (it's a
night thing my ass!)... it should be hot!

I will try to get more info and post it... if anyone else has any info
on getting into the taping please post a clue or two!

-joe       "You cockerspanial... you motherfather you! God darn it!"
                          -old man red doing Tropicana comercial
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: kevink@fugitive.soac.bellcore.com (Kevin Klinge)
Subject: Re: Howard Stern's Tonight Show appearance
Organization: Bell Communications Research
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 13:18:24 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.015227.7204@scifi.uucp>, njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich) writes:
|> 
|> Tonight, Arsenio is supposed to have Mark and Brian on.  The battle
|> lines are drawn.  I'm tempted to watch just to see how lame they will
|> be, and what parts of Howard's bits they will copy, if any.

And lame it was.  I was mostly watching the Olympics, but occasionally
clicked over to see if those two losers were on.  Well, it got to be
about 10 minutes left in the show, and I had still not even seen the
two radio lovebirds, so I was thinking maybe I missed their 30 seconds 
worth of material.

Well, sure enough, those two dopes got brought out just to say goodnight
to the audience (i.e. - they got bumped).  Should have known they'd
be the last on, considering their ratings are plummeting on radio and 
their TV show rode the bottom of the barrel before it was axed.  Nothing 
but a couple dopey looks to the camera and waves to the audience (who 
seemed to be able to read the word "clap" well enough).  But nothing like 
Howard's appearance last Friday night on Leno (a classic for the archives).

So, it was just as we expected.  I can't see how those two get any radio 
ratings as boring as they were.

|> Nick Simicich - uunet!bywater!scifi!njs - njs@watson.ibm.com

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: James Peters <peters@convex.COM>
Subject: Re: Howard Stern's Tonight Show appearance
Originator: peters@mikey.convex.com
Reply-To: peters@convex.COM (James Peters)
Organization: CONVEX Computer Corporation, Richardson, Tx., USA
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 16:58:10 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

In article <1992Jul29.131824.17419@walter.bellcore.com> kevink@fugitive.soac.bellcore.com (Kevin Klinge) writes:
>In article <1992Jul29.015227.7204@scifi.uucp>, njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich) writes:
>|> 
>|> Tonight, Arsenio is supposed to have Mark and Brian on.  The battle
>|> lines are drawn.  I'm tempted to watch just to see how lame they will
>|> be, and what parts of Howard's bits they will copy, if any.

arsenio debate nuked.

but what about "Fart Man" and are howard and lyle lovett and item now?

regards,
jim "hung like a bear, unlike howard" peters
From: djp@peewee.enet.dec.com (dave parker)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Tonight show
Date: 24 Jul 92 11:45:45 GMT
Reply-To: djp@peewee.enet.dec.com (dave parker)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation

During a commercial break in "Best of" this morning, I switched to another
staion doing the news.  One of the stories was about the "hottest ticket in
L.A."....you guessed it:  Howard's appearance on tonite's Tonight Show.

Fans have been camping out and the show has gotten more requests for tickets
from the show's staff than were requested for Carson's last show!

Here's a big chance for Howard!
From: molmos@atlas.nafb.trw.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Stern radio ratings in LA
Date: 23 Jul 92 12:56:45 PST

Last week, the latest Arbitron ratings were released in the newspaper.
The Howard Stern morning radio show in Los Angeles in now ranked 4th!
Howard's show has gone from 21st place in October 1991 to 14th place
in January to 8th place in April to 4th place now (I think the 3 month
Arbitron book closed June 25).

Morning Show      Station     Share
-----------------------------------
Mark & Brian      KLOS         6.2
Pepe Barreto      KLVE         5.7
Ken & Barkely     KABC-AM      5.4
Howard Stern      KLSX(97.1)   5.3
Rick Dees         KIIS-FM      4.9

Overall, KLSX is ranked 12th with a 3.3.

Andy Bloom, the program director for KLSX was quoted,
"Mark and Brian, it's over.  Leave before the embarrassment gets
 any worse."

Mark O.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: shapiro@trade.enet.dec.com (Steve Shapiro)
Subject: Re: New HS station!!!!
Organisation: SKS Computer Consulting, Inc.
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation - Marlboro, MA
Date: 29 JUL 92 14:18:33 EST


In article <1992Jul29.001228.27126@athena.mit.edu>, bamini@athena.mit.edu (Bob
Amini) writes...

>	Hey I was listening to WZLX 100.7 FM this morning and I heard
>	the morning jock-babe (Annalisa) complaining that Howard was 
>	goona syndicate his show on ZLX, in HER slot. 

Hmmm. I caught the tail end of that while flipping channels. I wondered why she
was bashing Howard. As much as I like her too, I would much prefer Howard.
About time!

>	For four years I've been waiting for Howard to come to Boston...
>	I'm psyched.  Though I did like Annalisa.  I'd rather
>	Howard take over WBCN (an Infinity station) so I can listen to
>	them both.

Well, at my desk in Marlboro I don't get WZLX too well (actually not at all)
but I do get WBCN. Well, as long as he moves to Boston at least I can tape it
at home and listen to it the next day. OBTW, how many hours long IS his show?

Regards,
Steve.

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From: kevink@fugitive.soac.bellcore.com (Kevin Klinge)
Subject: Re: Howard Stern's Tonight Show appearance
Organization: Bell Communications Research
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 17:20:55 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.155604.180475@zeus.calpoly.edu>, ctuel@zeus.calpoly.edu (Cliff Tuel) writes:
|> 
|> You weren't flipping channels fast enough -- they had a segment before
|> that last shot, although it was shorter than usual.  

Actually, I did see that segment.  That was when they first got on.  Still,
the fact was they had nothing interesting to say other than commenting
how Arsenio could do a Richard Pryor imitation by attempting a Robin Leach,
which I found predictably dull.

|>                                                      They also were in a
|> "skit" before the show started, begging Arsenio to let them on the air,
|> threatening him with incriminating photographs.  ("Give those to me!
|> And give me the negatives!"  "Okay, here's the negatives.  You're the
|> white guy."  Or something like that.)

I did miss that one.  It sounds like it was rip-roaring hilarious, though.

-- 

Kevin H. Klinge
Bell Communications Research
kevink@soac.bellcore.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: New HS station!!!!
From: chandoni@husc8.UUCP (John-Marc Chandonia, , , )
Date: 29 Jul 92 13:02:28 EDT
Originator: chandoni@husc8.harvard.edu

From article <1992Jul29.001228.27126@athena.mit.edu>, by bamini@athena.mit.edu (Bob Amini):
> 	Hey I was listening to WZLX 100.7 FM this morning and I heard
> 	the morning jock-babe (Annalisa) complaining that Howard was 
> 	goona syndicate his show on ZLX, in HER slot. (I'd like to
> 	be in her slot. ;-) but anyway...

Cool!  BCN's "big mattress" just doesn't cut it as a morning show.
Keep posting if you find out a date or something.

JMC
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From: nhmas@gauss.med.harvard.edu (Mark Shneyder 432-4219)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: New HS station!!!!
Date: 30 Jul 92 14:51:32 GMT
Organization: Harvard Medical School

In article <1992Jul29.130229.14285@husc3.harvard.edu> chandoni@husc8.UUCP (John-Marc Chandonia, , , ) writes:
>From article <1992Jul29.001228.27126@athena.mit.edu>, by bamini@athena.mit.edu (Bob Amini):
>> 	Hey I was listening to WZLX 100.7 FM this morning and I heard
>> 	the morning jock-babe (Annalisa) complaining that Howard was 
>> 	goona syndicate his show on ZLX, in HER slot. (I'd like to
>> 	be in her slot. ;-) but anyway...
>
>Cool!  BCN's "big mattress" just doesn't cut it as a morning show.
>Keep posting if you find out a date or something.
>

Infinity Inc. which owns WBCN(104.1) in Boston and Howard's station
in NYC is looking to buy WZLX after the new FCC law, which will allow
a broadcaster to own and operate two FM stations in the same market, go
into the effect on Saturday(8/1). WZLX's recent summer book for 18-34
also matched WBCN's. Infinity's way of killing the competition is to buy
it.

As for BCN's "The Big Matress" with Charles, it's been stale for the
last 8 or 9 years. If they bring in Howard on a sister station,he'll
whip Charles' pants off. Then,of course,they'll finally get rid of Charles,
put Howard on 'BCN, and sell off WZLX.

-Mark.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich)
Subject: Re: Sounds SOLUTION!
Organization: Nick Simicich, Peekskill, NY
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 04:49:58 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.112450.9028@uoft02.utoledo.edu> dcrosgr@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:
>In article <l7d389INN1vi@appserv.Eng.Sun.COM>, dmk@noho.Eng.Sun.COM (David Kahn) writes:
>> It seems to me that Nick would make an excellent prison guard.
>> (Provided he doesn't get raped by the inmates :-)
>> 
>> (Actually, Nick's technically correct -- he just has a presentation problem.
>> Though, if I were Nick, I probably wouldn't send threatening articles.
>> Nick, if you feel you have to delete binary postings to this group,
>> why don't you *silently* do it and let us just get on with discussing
>> the topics at hand.)

I may be a nasty SOB, but I'm an honest nasty SOB.

>> -David (Still waiting for Howard in the bay area.)
>
>I have a solution! One that permits people to pull binaries off of here, and
>allows Nick the pleasure of deleting binaries and controlling the board
>(whoops) I mean GROUP!
>
>Binaries can be psoted after 5 EST on Friday, and Nick can come in and delete
>each and every one of them (all three or four) on Monday Morning!

I don't have time to do this from work.  I don't read any netnews at
work.  I do it from home.  On a system that is in my house.  Note the
Organization header.

Actually, the simplest thing to do would be to take an hour and write
an autocanceller.


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: tmark@cognet.ucla.edu (Terence Mark)
Subject: Re: TV Show Ratings & More
Organization: UCLA Cognitive Science Research Program
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 05:45:47 GMT

In article <HINKMOND.92Jul20140136@igor.tamri.com> hinkmond@tamri.com (Hinkmond Wong) writes:
>
>
>humor with me, too.  Did anyone see "Gag-again's Island"?  I tried to laugh
>but some parts were kinda stupid.
 
                     -----------------

Yes. This last show really sucked. Gag-again's island was totally
workmanlike. Almost nothing funny about this show, except for stuttering
john and maybe Bob Denver's patheticness.


Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: jeremym@ravel.udel.edu (Jeremy A Moskowitz)
Subject: Re: Jay Thomas (was: Tonight Show Appearance)
Organization: University of Delaware
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 11:58:56 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.164220.15338@dg-rtp.dg.com> lewine@mirage.rtp.dg.com (Eric Lewine) writes:
>Have you seen Jay Thomas' new car commercials (I forget what company, 
>I guess they're really working!)?  Every spot makes him look like an
>idiot.  I guess that's not too hard, though. 

I think its Toyota. Good cars, bad ads.

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From: blamb@rodan.hri.com (Bill Lambert)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.japan
Subject: Re: Sexual fertility festival in Japan (for real?)

In article <1992Jul19.175109.229351@cs.cmu.edu>, bss+@cs.cmu.edu
(Bruce S. Siegell) writes:
>  April 11, 12:  Kanamara Matsuri, a fertility festival, is held annually in
(again, deleted as it is redundant with above)

To me, it is endlessly interesting that they can haul a giant penis
or vulva around the streets in Japan, show it on TV, and so on,
while no one bats an eye. Sometimes I wish that it might be possible
to do that here (in the US) and not have anyone think twice about it
either. 

To Europe: I was wondering.... is there anything similar to the
Japanese fertility festivals in any European countries that anyone
knows of?
=====================================================================
EOF
From: dcrosgr@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Sounds SOLUTION!
Date: 29 Jul 92 11:24:50 EST
Organization: University of Toledo, Computer Services

In article <l7d389INN1vi@appserv.Eng.Sun.COM>, dmk@noho.Eng.Sun.COM (David Kahn) writes:
> It seems to me that Nick would make an excellent prison guard.
> (Provided he doesn't get raped by the inmates :-)
> 
> (Actually, Nick's technically correct -- he just has a presentation problem.
> Though, if I were Nick, I probably wouldn't send threatening articles.
> Nick, if you feel you have to delete binary postings to this group,
> why don't you *silently* do it and let us just get on with discussing
> the topics at hand.)
> 
> -David (Still waiting for Howard in the bay area.)

I have a solution! One that permits people to pull binaries off of here, and
allows Nick the pleasure of deleting binaries and controlling the board
(whoops) I mean GROUP!

Binaries can be psoted after 5 EST on Friday, and Nick can come in and delete
each and every one of them (all three or four) on Monday Morning!

This would not overlog the systems with all of those HUGE files, as it is the
weekend, people could pull off "Bobabuey" or "Shut Up. Sit Down", and Nick
would get the pleasure of starting off the work week by imposing his will on
other people.

Is this a fair compromise?

DC



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From: singh@eastern.COM (Rajendra Singh)
Subject: Tonight Show Appearance
Organization: Eastern's Public Access BBS, Toronto CAN
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 19:36:14 GMT

What did you think of Howard's appearance on the Tonight Show?  Personally, 
I do not like Jay Leno that much, but I must admit that this particular show 
was the best one I've seen since Jay took over.

I also enjoyed the "cheap shots" Howard took at Arsenio.  Needless to say, I 
am no Arsenio fan!  His material is repetitive and mundane.  His guests are 
what make his show so popular.

BTW, Is that really the tentative name of the move, i. e. Fartman?  Or am I 
gullible to believe that it is?  Then again, nothing is impossible with 
Howard.  If this movie is ever made, I think it will be equally as 
successful, if not more, than Wayne's World, because I think it would appeal 
to the same audience.

Raj
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: lewine@mirage.rtp.dg.com (Eric Lewine)
Subject: Jay Thomas (was: Tonight Show Appearance)
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 16:42:20 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Data General Corporation, Research Triangle Park, NC

In article <98755@siemens.siemens.com>, hampel@siemens.com. (Ken Hampel) writes:
|> In article <h7lm#=+.garyd@netcom.com> garyd@netcom.com (Gary Dietz) writes:
|> >I am no fan of Howard.  In fact, I think he sucks. 
|> >
|> >While Howard may be obscene and stuff, he certainly isn't the original shock
|> >jock that does comedy bits on the radio.  I can think of Imus, Jay Thomas
|> >(in NY and CA), and well, you get the idea.
|> 
|> Jay Thomas is the BIGGEST no-talent loser who has been ripping off Howard
|> for over 10 years. He never had anything original to say. Why do you think
|> he got out of NY? He went off to CA and ripped off Howard's material from
|> there. He's a skunk.
|> As for Imus, I'm not even gonna waste my keystrokes on that washed up
|> drunk fossil. He's an imbecile.
|> 
|> Who cares who the original shock jock is? I don't even consider Howard
|> a shock jock. That's a crappy title. Howard is original. Period. He's
|> the King of all Media!

Have you seen Jay Thomas' new car commercials (I forget what company, 
I guess they're really working!)?  Every spot makes him look like an
idiot.  I guess that's not too hard, though. 

-- 
Eric Lewine
lewine@dg-rtp.dg.com

Laettner for three ...... Good.
From: benezra_a@spcvxb.spc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: <None>
Date: 28 Jul 92 03:23:19 GMT
Organization: St. Peter's College, US

I totally messed up on the taping of Leno. I need to see his appearance if at 
all possible. That means someone will have to send me a tape and trust me to 
either send them the money for it, or to send it back next day. All you real 
fans know how important this is. I live in NYC area. Thanks, ab