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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Happy Kiboday
From: mcirvin@husc10.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 10 Apr 92 18:05:13 EDT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center
Keywords: xvob 
Summary: Oh, the humanity! 

In article <1992Apr10.164916.10933@husc3.harvard.edu> mcirvin@husc9.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>
>I just discovered with delight and astonishment that my rot13d name
>is Znggurk ZpVeiva.  Do I make the X-Vob cut?
>
Good grief-- it's not Znggurk, it's Znggurj!  Not nearly as good.
I'm crushed.  It appears that wishful thinking has impaired my
ability to count on my fingers.

Oh, well... I'll let the old name into my .sig one last time, to
forestall the inevitable passing of the golden age...

On the other hand, my MIDDLE name is "James."


-- 
Matthew James McIrvin     Znggurk Wnzrf ZpVeiva
mcirvin@husc.harvard.edu
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: Happy Kiboday
Organization: UCLA Mathematics Department
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 20:57:24 GMT

In article <BME85I.JwE@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>But I'm jealous because your consonant-rich last name ALREADY looks rot13.
>
>And, of course, 'Kasprzak' begins and ends with K, the swellest letter.
>In rot13 they change to exxes, the exxiest letter.

I'm jealous because it's pronounced the same as "Casprak", one of
Edgar Rice Burroughs' imaginary worlds.  You know, the one right next
to Caprona.  (reference: J. B. Post's _Atlas of Fantasy_)


--
 Bill Sherman     S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n      sherman@math.ucla.edu
        "No blah blah blah!"  -James "J.T." Kirk, "Miri"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.drugs,alt.stupidity,alt.postmodern,alt.whine,alt.flame,alt.tasteless
From: cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams)
Subject: Re: Double .sigs, wgat am I doing wrong
Originator: cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu
Keywords: sigantures
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 1992 07:54:35 GMT

In <d+djm!d@dixie.com> stan@dixie.com (Stan Brown) writes:
>dwolfe@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Dave Wolfe) writes:
>
>
>>>>In <_n!j3+m@dixie.com> stan@dixie.com (Stan Brown) writes:
>>>>>    help,, I have the dreaded double singature problem.  I have
>>>>>	the folowing lines in the init file
>>>>>set append-signature-post 
>>>>>set append-signature-mail 
>>>>>
>>>>>[further description of problem deleted]
>
>>>In <1992Mar20.182349.1181@oakhill.sps.mot.com> dwolfe@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Dave Wolfe) writes:
>>>>What you need
>>>>to do is also set noquery-signature.  My installation has the following
>>>>in the system setup file:
>>>>
>>>>    set append-signature-mail
>>>>    set noappend-signature-post
>>>>    set noquery-signature
>
>>In <1992Mar21.011538.19674@sunb10.cs.uiuc.edu> epstein@sunc2.cs.uiuc.edu (Milt Epstein) writes:
>>>Actually, no.  According to the man page, query-signature only
>>>controls whether you are prompted for whether you want to have the
>>>signature appended.  If you turn it off, it will automatically append
>>>it.  This does not help the problem of the double signature -- which
>>>is caused by another program in the posting chain also appending the
>>>signature.  (The above person probably doesn't have this problem
>>>because only nn appends the signature at their site.)  This is covered
>>>somewhat in the FAQ.
>
>>I see I should have explained more of what I was suggesting.  Since
>>Stan knew how to not get 2 signatures but didn't like having to type
>>the extra characters (described in the part that Milt deleted from the
>>original post), I tried to address the question asked, rather than
>>expound on why it was happening.
>
>>Obviously, the fix is to "set noappend-signature-post"
>
>   BTW as the original poster.  This was indeed the correct solutions
>   & I thank all of the responders to this problem for thier help.
>
>   Thanks
>   Stan
>
>
>-- 
>Stan Brown					    P. C Design
>Home (404) 299-2225				Atalanta Ga. (USA)
>Work (404) 363-2303				stan@dixie.com
>dixie.com = Public Access UNIX in Georgia
>-- 
>Stan Brown					    P. C Design
>Home (404) 299-2225				Atalanta Ga. (USA)
>Work (404) 363-2303				stan@dixie.com
>dixie.com = Public Access UNIX in Georgia

heh heh heh.

-cgw-

although, i suppose *i* have no room to talk.

--
christopher williams   cgw@unt.edu  +1 817 565 4161  Just a guy
lead programmer/operator, university of north texas  made of dots and lines.
From: rabbit@buster2.Michigan.COM (Dr. Roger Rabbit)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre.rabbit,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Flop-eared bucks.
Date: 7 Apr 92 03:53:11 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre.rabbit
Organization: CTCS System #2

In article <1992Apr3.131815.10648@husc3.harvard.edu> filippi1@husc9.harvard.edu (David Filippi) writes:
"I understand you can get tularemia by eating an infected rabbit.
"
"Would some kind soul please explain how to detect the signs of tularemia
"while skinning a rabbit?

You have to be careful the the rabbit doesn't pull an uzi on you and blow
your f***ing brains out, which is what you deserve if you try to kill and
skin one.

Dr. Rabbit says "AN EYE FOR AN EYE..."


-- 
>>> BAN: Nuclear Power, US Intervention in The Gulf, Toxic Waste,
>>> rdc, carasso, Trash Incinerators, Nuclear Weapons, Poverty, KiBoIsM
>>> Racism, Kent Paul Dolan, Specieism, etc... Write: Rabbits for a Better 
>>> Hutch, Roscommon, MI 48653 E-MAIL: rabbit@Buster.Michigan.COM
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: Re: flame: CAPIT0L LETTERS
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 04:23:52 GMT

In article <axolotl.703136842@syzygy> axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au writes:
>
>Brought to you by the letter "Wu".      --+--
>                                        --+--
>                                        _/ \_|

'snot a letter, 'tis a zi.  But a zee is not a zi.  

There is a wonderful pile of logs just north of North Station here that
has mondo wu.  Wu is Chinese Slack.

Iain, did you remember to wear your Chi Pants?
								-- K.

This non-.signature has been brought to you by the letters A and
ess-tsett, and by the number aleph-666.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: An Impotent Announcement
Organization: UCLA Mathematics Department
Distribution: world,local
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 22:10:06 GMT

In article <BMI9oy.wF@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr10.120524.14253@mscg.com>, bob@aneurism.mscg.com (J.R. "BoB" Dobbs) writes:
>>> I urinate on this newsgroup!

>Of course, now we have to deconstruct his statement, and discuss the
>semiotics.  Not to mention the valuable semantic difference between
>urinating ON alt.postmodern and urinating IN alt.postmodern.

For starters, there's an invisible comma between "this" and "newsgroup".
His delusions of BoBhood are evidenced by the use of "urinate", which
references both Uri Geller and Nathan "Nate" Hale, as well as Uriel, the
angel of death.  "on" clearly includes Boolean subtexts, and I leave the 
postmodernity of "newsgroup" to Kibo.

--
 Bill Sherman     S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n      sherman@math.ucla.edu
            Righteous, mighteous and out-of-sighteous!
                    - Easy Reader, "The Electric Company"
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:1545 rec.music.beatles:2547 rec.sport.pro-wrestling:6538 talk.bizarre:10548
From: becker@acsu.buffalo.edu (Don Becker)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,rec.music.beatles,rec.sport.pro-wrestling,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hey there Tonto, who is that masked man?
Date: 8 Apr 92 23:56:20 GMT
Organization: UB

fsspr@acad3.alaska.edu (Sean P. Ryan, Hardcore Alaskan) writes:

>In article <1992Apr8.164235.9220@acsu.buffalo.edu>, becker@acsu.buffalo.edu (Don Becker) writes...
>>IK20001@MAINE.MAINE.EDU (Society for Creative Solipsism) writes:
>> 
>>>James Hellwig *did* replace Paul McCartney in the Popular `Beatles'
>>>Singing group after his car accident, though.  In fact, Hellwig's
>>>*real* reason for being suspended was because Vince refused to let
>>>him use `My Brave Face' as his ring entrance music.
>> 
>>No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. It's Jim on the cover of Abbey Road
>>and all subsequent albums. The whole "Paul's dead" thing was true. After
>>Hellwig broke into wrestling, Steve DiSalvo replaced Hellwig and toured 
>>as Paul McCartney. For Flowers In The Dirt, Del Wilkes played the role of
>>McCartney, with DiSalvo and Scott Hall combining their guitar talent under
>>the name "David Gilmour".
>> 
>>--Don

>But you're all forgetting William Campbell.  What role did he play in
>all of this?

Who do you think fathered Amanda Ultimate Warrior? 

--Don

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,sci.philosophy.meta
From: bediger@isis.cs.du.edu (bruce allen ediger)
Subject: Kibo First!!!
Summary: Read Carefully Before Using
Keywords: kibo Xvob 
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 14:05:51 GMT

                                INSPECTION
 
 1. Inspect upon receipt and before each use: never climb a damaged, bent or
    broken Kibo: all working parts much be in good working order!
 
 2. Make sure all rivets and joints, nuts and bolts are tight: feet, steps and
    rungs secure: spreader and pail shelf function properly.
 
 3. Keep Kibo clean, free from grease, oil, mud, snow, wet paint and other
    slippery material.  Keep your shoes clean: leather soles should not be used.
 
 4. Never make temporary repairs of damaged or missing parts.
 
 
                              PROPER SET-UP
 
 1. Danger! Metal Kibos conduct electricity.  Do not let Kibos of any material
    come in contact with live electrical wires.
 
 2. Make sure Kibo is fully open.  Spreaders secure, pail shelf in position.
 
 3. Place on firm level surface with a secure footing.  Do not use on slippery
    surfaces.  Do not place on boxes, unstable bases or on scaffolds to gain
    additional height.  Do not place in front of door opening toward Kibo.
 
 
                        PROPER CLIMBING AND USE
 
 1. DO NOT USE KIBOS.  If you tire easily, or are subject to fainting spells,
    or using medicine or alcohol or are physically handicapped.
 
 2. To PROTECT children do not leave Kibo set-up and unattended.
 
 3. Face Kibo when climbing up or down: keep body centered between side rails.
  
 4. Maintain a firm grip.  Use both hands in climbing.
 
 5. Never climb Kibo from the side unless Kibo is secured against side-wise
    motion.
 
 6. Do not over reach: move Kibo when standing on it.
 
 7. Do not "walk" or "jog" Kibo when standing on it.
 
 8. Do not stand, climb or sit on Kibo top, pail shelf, braces or back section.
 
 9. Do not overload: Kibos are meant for one person.  Do not use as brace,
    platform or plank.
 
10. Keep Kibo close to work: avoid pushing or pulling off to the side of Kibos.


                           PROPER CARE AND STORAGE

 1. Store Kibo in sale and dry place.

 2. Properly secure Kibo while in transit.

 3. Never store materials on Kibo.

 4. Never paint a wood Kibo: treat at frequent intervals with wood preservative
    of clear coating.

 5. Keep Kibo clean and free of all foreign materials.

 6. Destroy.  Kibo if broken worm or if exposed to fire or chemical corrosion.



What?  You mean he said _Leader_ Kibo, not _Ladder_ Kibo?  So sorry, ignore
everything I just wrote.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Subject: Re: Head survival time after decapitation
Organization: My Involuntary Tenant
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 04:43:23 GMT

In article <BMpvyK.5s7@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>
>Poor Spot!  Scot, how's Spot doing in your pile of dirty laundry today?
>
Oh, I moved him into the bag of stuff when I attacked the laundry. He's
laying there happily on his side with his tongue sticking out and his
ear sticking up. He looks real peaceful-like ...

~ibo


--
sramming@athena.mit.edu
M. Scott '~ibo' Ramming  305 Memorial Dr, Room 615A, Cambridge MA 02139
(  the  nonibo  -ibo  )  (617) 225-9887 [home]  (617) 253-7942 [office]
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Subject: Re: Happy Kiboday
Keywords: xvob 
Organization: Znffnpuhfrggf Vafgvghgr bs Grpuabybtl
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 04:01:33 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.164916.10933@husc3.harvard.edu> mcirvin@husc9.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>I just discovered with delight and astonishment that my rot13d name
>is Znggurk ZpVeiva.  Do I make the X-Vob cut?
>
>Matthew James McIrvin     Znggurk Wnzrf ZpVeiva

Mine's Zvpunry Fpbgg ~vob Enzzvat! Do I qualify? I've got a 'vob' in
my name, but I guess that kinda makes sense.

~vob

--
fenzzvat@nguran.zvg.rqh
Z. Fpbgg '~vob' Enzzvat  305 Zrzbevny Qe, Ebbz 615N, Pnzoevqtr ZN 02139
(  gur  abavob  -vob  )  (617) 225-9887 [ubzr]  (617) 253-7942 [bssvpr]
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: bediger@isis.cs.du.edu (bruce allen ediger)
Subject: What the hell? (was Re: The R.A.S.* Drinking Game)
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
	Use constitutes consent for security monitoring and testing.
Keywords: booze booze booze kibo ouzo jaegermeister vic's 44 spam
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 92 18:32:08 GMT

In article <BM85Au.3KM@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com writes:

>Someone with a life doesn't know who Kibo is       2
Who is this "Kibo" nerd?  Why does he always post ludicrous amounts of drivel
about topics he doesn't know the slightest thing about?  Am I missing something?

>Kibo turns off TV set                              68 
You too?  Besides "E!" Entertainment TV, I have been favoring "Comedy Central",
except when they run cheesy, old sitcoms like "CPO Sharkey".  Love that
Dagny Hultgreen.

>Someone asks how to pronounced "Kibo"              1
I never did get a straight answer to this one: is the "i" a long I (eye) or
a shorto one (as in key)?  Or is there some other thing in it, a phoneme not
found in Modern, Postbozotic English, a gutteral stop perhaps? K!ibo.  Or the
back of the throat, hocking a loogie sound from Farsi or Basque: Chhh-eye-bo.

Please let me in on the gag.  I want to be postbozotic so my friends will stop
laughing at me and turning out the lights in the restroom at work when I go
to take a dump.

>Someone confuses Kibo with Xibo or other *ibo      5
I thought that they were all cheap AI things, like the "Doctor" mode of EMACS.
Just randomly shuffling a few phrases, sticking "bozo" in every so often,
and then re-posting.  I mean, come on, the concept of "Kibo" is hard to swallow,
much less a horde of etymological imitators.  I'm amazed the authorities
allow this to continue.  Most  of the *ibo copy-cats are probably incipient
mass-murders.  Wasn't it revealed that Juan Corona, Gacy and Richard Ramirez
all had *ibo nicknames?

>Kibo mentions liking a weird, disgusting food      3
Have you ever had "saag paneer" in an India restaurant?  Looks like grass
clippings boiled in milk, but it's actually spinach and a relative of cottage
cheese all smooshed together.  And it's actually quite tasty.

Your worshipful servant,
Bruce Ediger
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.drugs,alt.stupidity,alt.postmodern,alt.whine,alt.flame,alt.tasteless
From: wasylik@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michael Wasylik)
Subject: Re: Cascade, la, la, la,
Organization: Ministry of Propaganda
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 07:38:29 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.044507.23038@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> drumm@crs.cl.msu.edu.UUCP (Steve Drumm) writes:
>>
>>>Elvis died of a drug overdose.(What kind of pills were they?)
>>Elvis fried while comatose.
>Elvis died of a drug overdose. (Downers, i would imagine...)
I'll just dry my rug over toast.  (Brownouts can be tragic!)

Mw

-- 
..............................................................................
Mike Wasylik.......................................wasylik@casbah.acns.nwu.edu
......................First do it, then say it................................
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:45:42 GMT
From: axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Uh oh, I'm half a word in Hungarian.
Reply-To: axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au
Organization: University of Technology, Sydney

kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
 >Almost makes me want to run out and learn the language when I'm done
 >with Finnish, Cantonese, and Australian.

Finnish is almost the same as Hungarian, they're both from the Ugric
language group.  Or something.

Australian and American are both from the Redneck group, so you
should have less trouble there.


--
Iain Sinclair   axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au                             ne cede.
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:1656 aus.flame:650
Date: 15 Apr 92 06:47:12 GMT
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Boomerang Mail)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,aus.flame
Subject: Re: Actual Unretouched Photo of Iain Sinclair.

kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:

>[]
>                         ______         
>                       ,__,--, \        
>                      /      /  \       
>                     |_ __   L__|       
>                      o/ o    |>)       
>                      /_      /|/       
>                      | .    / |          /|
>                       \___,   \________/ /
>                          |      ##      /
>                         /      ####    |
>                         |/      ##  \  \
>                         /  /_________\  \
>                       CC__/          CC_J  

>               POOR SPOT!  He's become Australian!

                                                                        -- K.

TOO MUCH HAIR. NOSE IS LARGER. HE HAS NO TAIL.
--
Tom Osborn,                          " There is... 
School of Computing Sciences,                  ...no cause...
University of Technology, Sydney,                         ...for alarrrgh ".
PO Box 123 Broadway 2007,  AUSTRALIA.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 10:42:45 EDT
From: <CMH114@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re:ELP

Well, I took a few ours off, and I seem to be back to normal. I actually got
some of my paper done, and I now am able to type "E". a! It's great! No more
people lauging over my soulder, as I constantly leave out letters and suc
stuff. ey! wat are you lauging at! I've stopped dropping the damn letters! Wat
do you mean, i've lost " "? See? Tey're still tere! Arrrg! It isn't gone, it's
just moved into anoter synapse!

Mitc
Quest Laboratories
Terraforming Divison

ey! At least my server is back on line, and accepts my posts! Except tis one
for bit.listserv.istory, it keeps saying "no suc newsgroup". ell!
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Happy Kiboday
From: mcirvin@husc10.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 8 Apr 92 13:42:51 EDT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center
Keywords: Boston, DC
Summary: The subway theorist strikes again

In article <1992Apr8.010808.25453@tc.cornell.edu> kaspo@eos.acm.rpi.edu (Jim Kasprzak) writes:
>In article <1992Apr6.231908.19944@math.ucla.edu> Ovyy Furezna writes:
>
>>Join the X-Vobs today!  Membership requirement: your name must rot13
>>to something vaguely pronounceable.  I nominate the Washington stop on
>>the Red Line as the secret clubhouse (the Room Filled With Typography
>>is too holy a shrine for such a base function).
> 
> But _all_ the stops on the Red Line are in Washington! Except for a few
>out in the boonies in Maryland. I like Union Station best, but Metro Center
>is pretty cool too, with the two levels. 
>
This man has stumbled upon a gem of great wisdom:  There is only one
Red Line.  It begins at Alewife and ends in Wheaton, and in between there
is a section from South Station to Union Station that the unknowing
call "Amtrak," but we know better.

It has a third rail at both ends, but not in the middle.


-- 
       ______________________Matt McIrVIn______________________
                             Wgff WcILAIu
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: Uh oh, I'm half a word in Hungarian.
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 00:19:46 GMT

While grepping through soc.culture.magyar, I found a couple fun words in
a very long article (two parts totalling 1600 lines)...

--
Newsgroups: soc.culture.magyar
From: pna@lucy.softpro.de (Peter Nagy)
Subject: Lakatos Istva'n: Farsang (I. re'sz)

Lakatos Istva'n:


                           Farsang
                           -------

                 Fejezetek egy o~ne'letrajzbo'l

[many lines deleted]

                  O" azonban amato"r hadveze'rnek tartotta me'g maga't.
Szi'vesen fejtegette nekem, egy-egy kibontakozo' u~tko~zet hogyan fog
ve'gzo"dni.                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^

[many lines deleted]

                     Isme'telve maga't, kora'bbi kalandjait
fo~lcsere'lve a ke'so"bbiekkel, olykor alig e'rtheto"en, de ve'gu~l
kibogozhato'an.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[many lines deleted]

(U'jhold-E'vko~nyv 1989/2)

--

Almost makes me want to run out and learn the language when I'm done
with Finnish, Cantonese, and Australian.
								-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: Son of a bitch!
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 01:12:36 GMT

[]
	I'd very much like to *THANK* UPS for its NIFTY SWELL NEAT-O
policy of, when someone isn't home, leaving a package with a random
neighbor, even if you live in an apartment building.  Turns out my
tax-preparation software (delivered last month) was left with a neighbor
who was away until tonight.

	Of course, I've already mailed my taxes, but now I have the
joy of owning some floppies I can use as blank disks.

								-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: Happy Kiboday
Keywords: xvob
Organization: UCLA Mathematics Department
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 22:30:57 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.164916.10933@husc3.harvard.edu> mcirvin@husc9.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>I just discovered with delight and astonishment that my rot13d name
>is Znggurk ZpVeiva.  Do I make the X-Vob cut?
>
>Matthew James McIrvin     Znggurk Wnzrf ZpVeiva

Yes, but you're on probation because "Matthew" rot13's to "Znggurj", not
"Znggurk".  Rot13 is sacred and must not be misapplied.  Only through
rot13 can your true self be discovered.  Our mantra is the voice of the
beehive:  bzzz ... bzzzz ... bzzzzz .....

We are the Watchers of Hfrarg.  This is our destiny.

Nyy Unvy rot13!  

 -- Gur Frerar X-Vob Theh, Ovyy Furezna

--
 Bill Sherman     S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n      sherman@math.ucla.edu
            Righteous, mighteous and out-of-sighteous!
                    - Easy Reader, "The Electric Company"
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:1556 talk.bizarre:10632
From: 00mjstum@bsu-ucs.uucp (Matthew J. Stum)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: kibo@world.std.com -- anagrams (@=a)
Date: 9 Apr 92 16:50:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: bsu-ucs.1992Apr9.115049.5960

In article <TqDsiB2w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
> 
>> 15.  Combat Dildo Works
>> ***************************
> 
> This is my favorite anagram of the week.
This is my favorite diaphram of the week.