HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: marv@netcom.com (Marvin Raab)
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: user of Netcom Public Access Unix, SF Bay Area
Distribution: ba
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 07:59:55 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.072323.4305@netcom.com> obrien@netcom.com (Robert O'Brien) writes:
>
>There seems to be a discrepancy of 7255 more married men than married women.


   Couples married but not cohabitating...


                -marvin


-- 
Marvin Raab                                  
marv@netcom.com                              Mountain View, CA 94040
apple.com!netcom.com!marv                    415-961-6501 (h)
From: schear@cylink.COM (Steve Schear)
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: Cylink Corp.
Distribution: ba
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 92 20:26:45 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.202821.20364@kronos.arc.nasa.gov> bualat@ptolemy.arc.nasa.gov (Maria Bualat) writes:
>>>		       ^^
>> 
>>Of course, you're both assuming that Marvin doesn't have a
>>girlfriend.
>
>Nope.  I wasn't assuming anything w.r.t. Marvin's SO status.  I was
>merely trying to point out that he didn't deserve the dubious honor of
>Sharon's award.
>
You sure are a hard case!

sds
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: dan@BofA.com (Dan Brockman)
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: Bank of America, Capital Products, RMTG #5906
Distribution: ba
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 23:40:21 GMT

>] >public, I have never been contradicted (questioned, yes, but not
>] >contradicted), so I assume that other's experiences agree with mine.

what warrants presumption of agreement?    


-- 
 --------------------------------------------------------------
 Daniel Brockman             tel 415-953-0406, fax 415-622-2892
 Bank of America, Dept 5906, 555 Calif St
 San Francisco 94104 USA    email uunet!odinba!dan dan@BofA.COM
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: bob@netcom.com (Bob Becker)
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Distribution: ba
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 19:47:10 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.191537.12506@netcom.com> greg@netcom.com (Greg Bullough) writes:
> 
>Of course, you're both assuming that Marvin doesn't have a
>girlfriend.
> 
99.8746% of the time it's a pretty safe assumption.


Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: HF.MMZ@forsythe.stanford.edu (Michael Martinka)
Subject: TOO MUCH HEAVYOSITY
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 01:17:55 GMT

LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE! This is supposed to be about the singles scene.
Let's get back to relationships and mindless sexual conversation.
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: lindae@netcom.com
Subject: Looking for Halloween Fun?
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 21:06:33 GMT



Bop 'til You Drop at the HALLOWEEN HOP!  It's a benefit fundraising event
to raise money for helping missing, abused, and exploited children.  
This night of dining, dancing and fun is being sponsored by Child
Quest International, headquartered in San Jose.

WHAT:  Halloween Hop
       50's Dinner and Dance (50's or Halloween costumes optional)
       No-host bar
       Dance contests, hula hoop contests, costume contests, PRIZES!!!!

WHEN:  October 30, 1992
       Doors open/No-host cocktails:  6:00 p.m.
       Dinner:    7:00 p.m. (burgers, fries, root beer floats, etc.)
       Music/Dancing:  8:30 p.m. 'til whenever

WHERE:  San Jose (for exact location, call the number below)


TAX DEDUCTIBLE TICKET PRICE:  $20.00 for one
			      $35.00 for two


               All proceeds benefit Child Quest International, devoted to
               the protection and recovery of missing, abused, and exploited
               children.
                  
               Sponsored by the San Jose Peace Officer Association


FOR TICKETS OR MORE INFORMATION,  CALL CHILD QUEST:  (408) 492-1122
Tickets will NOT be sold at the door.  They must be purchased in advance!!!

Thank you for your support.  We hope to see you at the HOP!!!!!!

lindae@netcom.com


Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann)
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 20:54:37 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.232851.473@wetware.com> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
>ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix) writes:
>
>] charleen@ADS.COM (Charleen Bunjiovianna) writes:
>] >aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) writes:
>] >>Just a side note: based on extensive anecdotal evidence, over 80% of all
>] >>relationships which started on the Net are older woman/younger man.
>] >>There appears to be no good theory for why this occurs...
>] >
>] >Sure there is.  Younger men last longer.
>] 
>]  And they are easier to train.;+)
>
>Last time I looked, "80%" meant 4 out of every 5, right?
>
>So I think we just had our 4 - and I know one
>OlderMan/YoungerWoman combo to give us the other
>20% figure.
>
>There's your statistics gathering!!!
>
>Diana (the ORIGINAL ProblemOlderWoman!!!)

5 out of 6.  My TrainableYoungerMan is 28 (29 next month), I'm 33.
2 good friends of mine married Younger Men; one 6 years younger, one
9 years younger.  I think there's a lot to be said for both the blip
in the demographics and the fact that Younger Men are so trainable.

Advantages of Younger Men:

1. They defer to their older and wiser partner.
2. They've had less time to absorb a lot of macho attitudes from hanging
     around Older Men.
3. They've had less experience in bed, and consider you a font of
     knowledge and wisdom.
4. You can buy them drinks so they're very grateful.
5. They're so impressed that you own a car.
6. They think it's way cool that you have your own place.
7. They enjoy playing hooky to be with you.
8. They have more energy and a faster recycle rate than Older Men.
9. They don't call you ma'am.
10. They have really cute butts.

-- 
Maddi Hausmann                madhaus@netcom.com
Humorist, Satirist, Tech Writer.  Take your pick.

Centigram Communications Corp, San Jose California  408/428-3553
From: c60b-2hz@web-3g.berkeley.edu (Nathaniel Meyers)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Quid Pro Quo
Date: 16 Oct 1992 02:36:42 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: web-3g.berkeley.edu

You're over two-hundred years too late.  Ben Franklin wrote the advantages
for older women quite a while ago.  I don't have it handy but I do remember
that number eight was that aging goes from head to toe and as all cats are
black in the dark older woman aren't that aged where it matters, and num-
ber ten was "They are SO grateful".  Frankly though Maddie is funnier
than you or Ben.
-Naet
From: smith@wesson.Eng.Sun.COM (Nina S. Smith - SunSoft Product Marketing)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Blues Festival
Date: 16 Oct 1992 16:57:47 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Distribution: world
Reply-To: smith@wesson.Eng.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: wesson

In article 719@ads.com, ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix) writes:
>
>msmiller@Rational.COM (Mark Miller) writes:
>>bob@netcom.com (Bob Becker) writes:
>>>johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>>|> >I'm suprised 'e hasn't mentioned this but the 6th annual JJ's Blues
>>|> >Festival and BBQ is this weekend, Oct. 17-18.  It is going to be held
>>|> >at Guadalupe park (don't ask me where that is, I don't know).  The 
>>|> >music begins each day at 11:00 and the headliner act for the day starts
>>|> >at 4:30 and 5:00 on Saturday and Sunday respectively.  Best of all it's
>>|> >FREE.
>>|> 
>>|> BluesBoink!  BluesBoink!
>>
>>... which could also be interpretted as "Blue Angels Boink" ...
>>
>>Anyone living withing spitting distance of Moffett knows the Blues
>>are in town this weekend.

And don't forget the B52s are in town too!  Oooooooohhhhh . . . could
make for a totally cool weekend: B52s Saturday night, Blue Angels Sunday
afternoon (I'm volunteering at the Crittenden Science Camp concession
booth #35 from noon onwards if anyone wants to stop by and say "Hi!"),
and the Blues Festival late Sunday.  

Hey!  Anyone going to Reggae in the Park at Golden Gate Park?

-- Nina
From: bualat@ptolemy.arc.nasa.gov (Maria Bualat)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Date: 7 Oct 92 18:16:32 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: NASA-Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, CA

In article <1992Oct7.154810.2075@netcom.com> slf@netcom.com (Sharon Fisher) writes:
>marv@netcom.com (Marvin Raab) writes:
>
>>Adding Never Married to Divorced, we have a 1.2:1 ratio of available
>>men to available women.
>
>And Marvin is awarded the Brett Glass "Using Statistics To Prove It's
>Not My Fault I Don't Have A Girlfriend" award for 1992.  Let's give
>him a big hand, folks.

Wait a second.  There seems to be a bit of confusion here.  That's
almost a one-to-one ratio.  I'd say it's more a case of "Using
Statistics to Prove It IS My Fault I Don't Have a Girlfriend."
		       ^^

Maria
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			     |  will choose to save the infant's life without
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From: jimmy@finch.scac.edu
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Date: 9 Oct 92 21:59:51 GMT
Distribution: ca
Organization: Sacramento College of Arts and Crafts

In article <14888@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>What is the difference between a nerd, a geek, and a dweeb?

  A nerd is a guy who laughs too loud, spits when he talks, has
  no social sense, goes to science fiction conventions in costume,
  and wishes androids were invented already so he could have a
  female one and program her.

  A geek is a guy who has really bad teeth, really bad hair,
  really bad B.O., really bad posture, touches himself a lot,
  laughs too loud, spits when he talks, has no social sense,
  goes to science fiction conventions in costume, and wishes
  androids were invented already so he could have a female one
  and program her.

  A dweeb is someone who thinks both those guys are "way cool"
  and wants to be their friend.


Jimmy
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: marv@netcom.com (Marvin Raab)
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: user of Netcom Public Access Unix, SF Bay Area
Distribution: ba
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 17:29:40 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.171424.1568@netcom.com> aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) writes:
>Just a side note: based on extensive anecdotal evidence, over 80% of all
>relationships which started on the Net are older woman/younger man.


   I would *love* to know where you got that statistic. As far as I know,
and I make it a serious concern to follow such stats, no one has compiled
any sort of data on how/where relationships originate...


                     -marvin



-- 
Marvin Raab                                  
marv@netcom.com                              Mountain View, CA 94040
apple.com!netcom.com!marv                    415-961-6501 (h)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: bob@netcom.com (Bob Becker)
Subject: Re: Formal Definition of Consumer Electronics Junk
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 21:57:15 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.194254.9170@netcom.com> jamieson@netcom.com (David Jamieson) writes:
>Formal Definition of Consumer Electronics Junk:
>If you pay over one hundred dollars for an electronic gizmo, take
>excellent care of it, but it lasts less than ten years, that's junk.
>What's this have to do with ba.singles?  This is the sort of thing I talk
>about on dates.
>
Just curious....   Have you ever been out with the same woman twice?
(Assuming, of course, that it's women you go out with.)


Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 23:28:51 GMT

ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix) writes:

] charleen@ADS.COM (Charleen Bunjiovianna) writes:
] >aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine) writes:
] >>Just a side note: based on extensive anecdotal evidence, over 80% of all
] >>relationships which started on the Net are older woman/younger man.
] >>There appears to be no good theory for why this occurs...
] >
] >Sure there is.  Younger men last longer.
] 
]  And they are easier to train.;+)

Last time I looked, "80%" meant 4 out of every 5, right?

So I think we just had our 4 - and I know one
OlderMan/YoungerWoman combo to give us the other
20% figure.

There's your statistics gathering!!!

Diana (the ORIGINAL ProblemOlderWoman!!!)
From: DeadHead@cup.portal.com (Bruce M Ong)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Given Up on Culcha?
Date: Fri,  9 Oct 92 18:08:57 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

>Did I miss the proposed SJ Symphony boink or was the idea given up 
>due to lack of interest?
>
>
	Well. nobody has said anything about what they prefer, etc, which
i totally had expected. I had been warned in email that the little pig of a
sym. boink wont fly, but i wanted at least to keep my promise of posting the
sf symphony schedule....

	What i will do is probably just pick a show that I want to see, and
post the event on the net, and say, "this the time, date, and location and
program. If you want to join me for the show, come to Tower records in mt
view during lunch hour at certain time and we'll get tickets together... and
then we can discuss if we want to hang out at spuntinos or stars after show
for dessert, etc. (or somewhere before the show for early dinner)""   The next 
ones for me are the Sonnenberg performing bruch and mendelsohn's violin 
concerti, and Rachmaninoff's sym #2. but i got tickets already. Beyond that, i 
want to see Frederica von Stade performing Richard Strauss' orchestral songs 
and Strauss' Death and Transifiguration (in feburary next year). I havent got 
the tickets yet, when i am ready to do so, I will post on the net, and try to 
get the symphony lovers together.

	This sounds totally self-centered and harsh. But i suspect a little 
Machiavellian fortitude is definitely required to organize something like
this in such an enrivonment. If any netter wants to go to that Strauss 
performance, drop me  email. I will put your email in a folder so when the 
time comes for getting tickets, I will remind you.

>******************************************************************************
*
>*
>Janice Gelb                  | (415) 336-7075     
>janiceg@marvin.eng.sun.com   | "A silly message but mine own" (not Sun's!) 
>******************************************************************************
*
>*
/bruce "papers hold their folded faces to the floor / and everyday the paper
boy brings more."
From: jenny@dbrus.Unify.Com (Jennifer Zheng)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: vegetarian singles
Date: 8 Oct 92 23:19:15 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: /usr/lib/news/organization

In article <ld3bvfINN2vh@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> barbara@labris.Eng.Sun.COM (Barbara DesMarais) writes:
>
>If you are a vegetarian single who'd like to meet other vegetarian
>singles, there will be a vegetarian singles potluck this Saturday
>October 10th in Mountain View.  Call (415) 969-3963 for more info.
>
>  -Barbara
>

I'd love to but it's too far.  Is there any vegetarian organization
(not necessarily for singles) in Sacramento/Davis area??

jen
									    //
B. Jennifer Zheng,	916-649-3576	         ----  _~o      ~o 	  //
jenny@unify.com,	2/14 down, 28/6 to go! -----  `\<,      <|\	//
Ride Bike.		                         ---- O/ O      / >   //
From: janiceg@marvin.Eng.Sun.COM (Janice Gelb)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Given Up on Culcha?
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:58:57 GMT
Reply-To: janiceg@marvin.Eng.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: marvin

Did I miss the proposed SJ Symphony boink or was the idea given up 
due to lack of interest?


********************************************************************************
Janice Gelb                  | (415) 336-7075     
janiceg@marvin.eng.sun.com   | "A silly message but mine own" (not Sun's!) 
********************************************************************************
From: bualat@ptolemy.arc.nasa.gov (Maria Bualat)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Date: 7 Oct 92 20:28:21 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: NASA-Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, CA

In article <1992Oct7.191537.12506@netcom.com> greg@netcom.com (Greg Bullough) writes:
>In article <1992Oct7.181632.17918@kronos.arc.nasa.gov> bualat@ptolemy.arc.nasa.gov (Maria Bualat) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct7.154810.2075@netcom.com> slf@netcom.com (Sharon Fisher) writes:
>>>And Marvin is awarded the Brett Glass "Using Statistics To Prove It's
>>>Not My Fault I Don't Have A Girlfriend" award for 1992.  Let's give
>>>him a big hand, folks.
>>
>>Wait a second.  There seems to be a bit of confusion here.  That's
>>almost a one-to-one ratio.  I'd say it's more a case of "Using
>>Statistics to Prove It IS My Fault I Don't Have a Girlfriend."
>>		       ^^
> 
>Of course, you're both assuming that Marvin doesn't have a
>girlfriend.

Nope.  I wasn't assuming anything w.r.t. Marvin's SO status.  I was
merely trying to point out that he didn't deserve the dubious honor of
Sharon's award.

Maria
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
NASA Ames Research Center    | "If a woman has to choose between catching
Moffett Field, CA 94035      |  a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she
			     |  will choose to save the infant's life without
bualat@ptolemy.arc.nasa.gov  |  even considering if there are men on base."
(415)604-4250		     |				--Dave Barry
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: chris@rddvax.decnet.lockheed.com
Subject: Info: Fleet Week / Moffett Air Show
Organization: Lockheed Palo Alto Research Labs
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 92 23:57:46 GMT

  From a variety of sources (none of them official), this is the info I have
been able to acquire on Fleet Week and the Moffett Air Show.

  Fleet Week "starts" on Sat Oct 10th, with various ships steaming into the
bay under the bridges starting at 10:30am.  Apparently there will be a fly
by by the Blue Angels, and parachute jumpers sometime between 12 noon and 2pm.
I know of no other specific activities on Saturday (yet).  The ships will
not be accessible to the public on Sat, only on Sun, Mon and Wed.

  The Blue Angels will be performing at the Moffett Air Show both days, Sat
Oct 17th and Sun Oct 18th.  On both days, gates open at 8am for exhibits etc.
The air show itself starts at 12:30pm and extends to 5pm with the Blue Angels
performing between 4pm and 5pm.

  If anybody believes any of the above info to be inaccurate, please let me
know.  Thanks to the people who sent me email with details, they've all been
thanked via email.

Cheers,
 -Chris Rhode
  Lockheed Research Labs, Palo Alto, CA
  (415) 424-2823 chris@lmsc.lockheed.com
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: HF.MMZ@forsythe.stanford.edu (Michael Martinka)
Subject: * PERSONAL AD *
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 01:25:33 GMT

SWM LOOKING FOR A SPANISH TUTOR.

I am trying to increase my proficiency in Spanish conversation. Any
babes...er, ladies out there (any race) who are available once a
week to practice conversation over lunch or dinner. I have studied
the basic grammer already, but need practice and would like to have
fun at the same time.

Llammame, por favor
Adios
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Date: 7 Oct 92 23:50:24 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Oct7.163549.7340@netcom.com> marv@netcom.com (Marvin Raab) writes:
|In article <1992Oct7.154810.2075@netcom.com> slf@netcom.com (Sharon Fisher) writes:
|>And Marvin is awarded the Brett Glass "Using Statistics To Prove It's
|>Not My Fault I Don't Have A Girlfriend" award for 1992.  Let's give
|>him a big hand, folks.
|
|   See, ya try to make a post to get away from all the petty flaming and
|fighting within the group and discuss something of mild interest to
|everyone and some jerk jumps to conclusions and attempts to start
|a flame war

Marvin, I'm suprised at you.  That wasn't just "some jerk". That was ba.singles
very own Sharon Fisher.

Good to see both of you back in ba.singles.  It's been awhile.

-- 
+==========================================================================+
| John Fereira     | Auspex Systems | "Auspex does not share my opinions.  |
| johnf@auspex.com | Santa Clara CA |  So Why am I still working here?"    |
+==========================================================================+
From: carole@rembrandt.Sun.COM (Carole Parker)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Fun facts to know and tell
Date: 7 Oct 1992 08:12:08 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mt. View, Ca.
Distribution: ba
NNTP-Posting-Host: rembrandt

In article <1992Oct6.230236.11752@netcom.com> marv@netcom.com (Marvin Raab) writes:
>
>From the 1990 census:
>
>Santa Clara County (age 15+)
>------------------
>
>                       Total  %            Male  %           Female  %
>                  ----------------      --------------     ---------------
>Total persons     1,193,385  100.0      603,742  100.0     589,643   100.0
>Never married       376,139   31.5      221,874   36.7     154,265    26.2
>Now married      
>  (not separated)   618,291   51.8      312,773   51.8     305,518    51.8
>Separated            26,059    2.2       11,564    1.9      14,495     2.5
>Widowed              58,736    4.9        9,529    1.6      49,207     8.3
>Divorced            114,160    9.6       48,002    8.0      66,158    11.2
>
>
>Adding Never Married to Divorced, we have a 1.2:1 ratio of available
>men to available women.
>
That reads pretty even to me.  I've never had any problems. ;-)

Until later--

Carole

I found myself. See? I'm right here! Until later--

Carole Parker
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Quid Pro Quo
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 05:32:50 GMT

madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann) writes:

Turn Around is Fair Play...
 
 Advantages of Older Women:
 
 1. They Have past the point of Knowing It all.
 2. They Understand that being a Males who are Men are not a Threat
	to their femininity, and GeoPolitical Position.
 3. They Know what Perverted IS, and will TELL YOU.
 4. They Buy You YOUR brand of drinks, and like to cook stuff.
 5. They own a Car that is slightly more operable, most of the time,
	but you get to use her parking spot when its in the shop.
 6. They have their own place, even if it is a Museum Piece of
	artifacts from an era of IronCores And AcidRock.
 7. They enjoy playing hook up with you; and will sharing coding
	solutions to annoying problems.
 8. They really want a person of Depth and Substance and NOT
	just some piece of fluff that looks cute.
 9. They don't want you to be their fathers.
 10. They understand the law of gravity, and are not psychotic
	about wanting to be Hanoi Jane's Little Sister.
 
Down Side Of Older Women:

1. All They Want to do is Have Sex.

2. They forget and use your name when referencing one or
	more of the Ex_involvement_droids.

3. they have forgotten far too many things to remember.

{yes, parse that one both ways.}

4. {the other parsing}

5. They do not fully understand structured programming,
	and do not feel at home with finite state automatons.

6. They have all these REALLY STRANGE AND BIZARRE friends who
	do not understand structured programming, let alone
	what a REAL computer is.....

7. They remind you why you HATE barry manilow, except when he
	was working with bette midler.

8. They still ask you silly girl questions like which
	of these 16 bras should they get.

9. sometimes they forget to respect you in the morning.

10. regardless what they say, they will cum in your mouth.


ciao
drieux


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ME? engage in Hyperbole?
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