HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Hey! That's MY name!!!
Organization: Karam Pty. Ltd. Perth, Australia
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 12:18:20 GMT

mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>>Right! Not only are there 135 new posts..but someone got my name!!!
>>bummer. Call the police.

>I did but they took the phone off the hook. Called the fire brigade too...
>Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, of course not. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
>Yes. Yes. Yes. Size 11. Yes. Yes. Yes. YES yes yes yes YES yes yes yes, loverlly
>YES wonderfull yes!

SHUT UP!  Bloody Michaels...

>>>For a long long time...a few months actually..I was the only Michael who
>>>posted regularly...now look at the lot of you..there's another! What am I to do
>>Um.. kill Michael? (a bit of advise: Get the right one.)
>{gunshot} Arrrrggggg! (too late...)

Puhlease!  No more cruelty to elephants or I'll call the IRA erm CIA erm...
I fergit agin.  Oh, I remember now - it's the I Wish You'd Go Away And Learn
How To Aim Properly Society, better known as IWYGAALHTAPS.

>>>Ideas? I could post as Ratboy...afterall it *is* in my name at the beginning...
>>>Or post as Michael I and have the other as Michael II...
>>Um... How about leaMchi.
>> 
>>Sionm
>> 
>>>*sigh* I guess Ratboy it is...I am known as that in some circles...
>>Suits you.
>Ratboy aka SQUEEK! (Guess that'll start the mouse bit again...)
Meetch aka Nyaarrrggghhh!  Lucky for me I've got some Simpsons pre-sliced
           rust proof individual stringettes, as used in hospitals !
From: graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: posting styles
Date: 17 Aug 92 11:52:40 GMT
Organization: Abekas Video Systems, Reading, UK.

In <56930@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>many people have bene wondering why so few posts have been made by the
>ever-presnet net-god-type-person jester...well...seeing as most
>of this mess of stuff has been around for like 4 or more weeks..these
>threads have become a trite boring..no of course..with my newsadmin looking
>over my shoulder so that i don't make 100 consecutive posts with
>only one line added is an added twist....soo as soon as people reply to my
>new threads..i will begin to post like crazy.....and as so many of you
>wonderful people have noted...yes....Jos and I are the backbone of this
>newgroups..and thanks for your support...

Wow, a medical break-through. I wasn't aware that the back-bone's sole
purpose was to emit effluent. I was sure that was another part of the body
entirely.

>Jester aka now lets be funny.....
>-- 

FUNNY ???! You couldn't be funny if we put four million volts through you
(Not that I'm unwilling to try in the name of comedy .....)

Now where's that herring gone.....

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From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: damn newsite
Date: 17 Aug 92 15:30:36 GMT
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of 15 Aug 92 18:30:38 GMTLines: 69

In article <56933@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

.the reason why i posted that list again was my damn newssite had not
.seen any of your replies in like 4 days..well..i went to my
.other site..and saw at least 10 posts revolving around the damn annoying
.post of mine...so.....this is just an excuse to waste yet even more
.bandwidth and curtail my enormous ego...

.Jester aka flog me.....

Oh, Jester!  May I?  Gosh, what an honour.  Here ya' go, [whack!!] and
another, [phffwack!] and another [thrash].  Here, this leather is for
pansies.  Lemme give you a few whacks with this here chain.


  	 \      	   \    		    /
  	  \     	    |                      /
           \_                \  		  /
             \  	      | 		 /
  	      \
        		             ___     ____
            _______               __ \  \_   |   \
       	    \   __ \   __        /  \ \   \_/	  \
             \  \/ /__ \ \      / __ \ \   ___/\   \   __________
 __________   \	  __  \ \ \    / /__\ \	\  \    \   \
               \  \/   | | |  / _____  \ \  \    \   \
                \_____/	 | |_/_/_    \__\ \__\    \   \
                     	/_______/	           \_  \
               /	   /_/                       \_/
              /
       	     /			 |        	    \
	    / 			 |        	     \
	       	       	       	 |     	  	      \
				 |     	       	       \


Lets see that one in slow motion:



       O_.   \O/
      <|  :   |
      /`\ :. /"\



 :...._O     \O/
       |\     |
      /'\    /"\

	   \  O  /
  	       
       O_........
      /|
      /`\   / " \



       O
      <|\.      ,
      /`\:..__ |O\ /

Umm...  Want another?


Dan aka Nasty Roman slave-drivery person.

(Jos??  You alive?  I'm stealing your artistic style, buddy.  You'd
better do something soon, or we won't need ya' no more!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Is Terry Gilliam American?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 03:17:00 GMT

In article <sprooney.714328370@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes...
> 
>>Can anyone confirm whether Terry Gilliam is American or English?  I
>>thought I read somewhere that Gilliam is the only American in Python
>>and that he lives in England.  And that people make the mistake of
>>thinking he's of British origins.  The curiousity is killing
>>Michelle Pfieffer. :)
> 
>Yurp. He's a yank. They started off together without him, but after
>seeing some of his cartoons they took him in. I don't however know
>where he lives. i thought he'd moved back to the states, but I could
>be wrng. Most people know he's American though, I would have
>thought. Especially peeps who have only seen his nicer films (ie.
>Brazil... WONDRBLUB!).
> 
>Speaking of him, has anyone actually seen any of his older cartoons
>(pre-Python.) I think I've seen on or two. I seem to remember a
>great one about elephants.
> 
>OIsnm

I've seen part of "Elephants". It's on Life of Bryan...which I am going to
begin transcribing...NOW!  I though Hurst played well...)

Ratboy aka Beg pardon?
From: titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Titanium Knight)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: What the what!
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 06:20:08 CST
Organization: system 6626 BBS, Winnipeg MB

Are you all crazy on here????!!!!
 
Titan
 
PS: I'd like the Holy Grail script too.  Pretty please!

;--- (Titanium Knight) a user of sys6626, running waffle 1.64
;E-mail: titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca
;system 6626: 63 point west drive, winnipeg manitoba canada R3T 5G8
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: What the what!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 01:04:00 GMT

In article <0NXJPB3w164w@sys6626.bison.mb.ca>, titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Titanium Knight) writes...
>Are you all crazy on here????!!!!

No, I'm a village idiot. My family's been in the idiot business for nigh on
400 yars...

>Titan
Ratboy aka Burn him! He's got no AKA!

>PS: I'd like the Holy Grail script too.  Pretty please!
PSS: Whatcha gimme for it? (winky winky)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 19:55:10 GMT


>|> >Michael aka No, that's no anteater...I ne'er seen an anteater swinging from
>|> >a branch like that...Look! In the background! It's Basil the Killer Sheep!
>|> I O n  a a  E e y n     h c   y u    W i s o t n !
>|>  s M    k    v r o e   c e k   o r    a n c t i g

>wainscotting, wainscotting...  what a peculiar word...

sounds like a small village in Dorset really.

>--lisa
Moi. (mail me, darling) N.S. *:(
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Testes
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 13:27:43 GMT

In article <sprooney.713545825@unix1.tcd.ie>
sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
 
>
>
>
>Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
>Three?!?
>
>SOInm.
Wow! with equipment like that it must simply be *magic* bein' married to
you!  That is. . .  if I was a woman (which I'm almost sure that I'm not, but
I could be wrong, but on the other hand. . . <SLAP!> thank you.)
 
Chris aka EEEEEEEEEEEK!
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A new Thread
Date: 14 Aug 92 19:32:52 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> Here in its entirety is a new thread..yes..after wading through 40 posts of 
> nothing but old threads (5 months old to be exact) I have decide to start
> an entirely new thread..and he it goes.
> 
> The I want to be Just Like Jestre Thread...
> 
> Just list in order the 10 simple steps
> to be just like Jester.....I wil start with #1 and simply post the others.
> 
> 1. Make threads revolving entirely around himself.
  2. Write lots of silly postings from places that sound silly 
       (like "Kalamazoo").
> 
> Thank you and goodnight.
No charge, pal.  Sleep tight.  Kiss-kiss.
   (damn, I meant that for Tia......)
> 
> Jester aka conceited ego..the size of a planet....
PKT aka ever been to Frankenmuth?
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Date: 18 Aug 92 13:51:05 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Aug18.032108.11662@DIALix.oz.au> 
	meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) did say :

<stuff eaten by my nice editor>
->>>>>I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)
->>>>Chris aka when did Grouchy Smurf join alt.fan.monty-python?
->>>>Sal aka You caught the reference! For a week, I've been putting down
->>>>    "I hate this" and "I hate that", and nobody has even mentioned or
->>>>    thought of those little blue guys! I'm glad somebody's been
->>>>    watching (or at least remembers) their cartoons! Oh no! Its, Its
->>>>    The Blue Meanies!!!!!
->>>Meetch aka Time to start up alt.smurfs, alt.gargamel, alt.asriel, alt.papa..
->>Jan aka Time to make blueberry pie out of the little buggers...
->Meetch aka Nah, let's eat 'em raw... or maybe pickled... yes, pickled!
->
Pag aka yup, as long as I can have some cheese with mine...<squeak>
->[.sig swallowed wif' brainy smurf.]
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Maniacs... (was RE: What?!?)
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 13:15:08 GMT

In article <18AUG199217104148@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>>>Sheesh! I'm gone 4 days and you guys post 135 new articles! Maniacs...
>>>
>>>Michael aka I can top *that*...you just wait!
>>Chris aka Another aka infected with Jester's Syndrome. . .
>Ratboy aka Michael the First aka You ain't seen nothing yet aka Watch out
>  for that watermelon rind!
Chris aka You're off your chump!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar, Dublin
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 16:00:02 GMT


>Hey Sal....
Close, but no cigar.

>No one else may have gotten it, but I know that the Blue Meanies
>are from Yellow Submarine.
Well, you can't take any chances. I might have gotten it! I think
I'll go get tested.

>Lisa aka what is the meaning of life?
Um... Haven't you seen the film?
It's just the usual stuff. Be nice to each other, enjoy yourself,
and all that rot.

SIon1

>                    "It's Friday, I'm in love"
>                             The Cure          

                "Death machine infests my corpse-to-be"
			       Slayer


			       M!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Lysator Academic Computer Club, Linkoping University, Sweden
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 11:56:08 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>In <92225.112622MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:

>>>>|> |> Chris aka What's a "supper?"
>>>>|>
>>>>|>   Craig Spam aka what is the fucking shit with all this aka stuff
>>>anyway
>>>>|>   Bruce?  aka Does anyone really care?  aka Don't people, even silly
>>>>|>   people get tired of seeing the 1e+6th aka in a frigging post?
>>>>|>
>>>>|> Hi Craig. For chrissake, lighten up (or, I guess, craigsake). I personally
>>>>|> don't have anything to say or comment about MP right now. However, I do
>>>>|> like conversation in a room where my only friends are my books and
>>>computers.
>>>>|> So, this is a good place. Besides, the people are nice and the beer isn't
>>>>
>>>>BEER? where? brown or pale or polar ?
>>>>
>>>>|> that bad, so why not? If it offends you so much, start a new thread! Do
>>>>|> _you_ have anything to say? Your last few posts (aside from the _good_
>>>thread
>>>>|> about drinking buddies) have been complaints. If my grandmother were alive,
>>>>|> she would enjoy mimicking your wining .-). If I think of anything, I'll
>>post
>>>
>>>wining? WINING? where's the wine?
>>>
>>>|> it. Give us a hand. Post something. Just don't complain. I hate complainers.
>>>|> I hate people who hate things.
>>>|>
>>>
>>>I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)
>>Chris aka when did Grouchy Smurf join alt.fan.monty-python?
>>Sal aka You caught the reference! For a week, I've been putting down
>>    "I hate this" and "I hate that", and nobody has even mentioned or
>>    thought of those little blue guys! I'm glad somebody's been
>>    watching (or at least remembers) their cartoons! Oh no! Its, Its
>>    The Blue Meanies!!!!!
>Meetch aka Time to start up alt.smurfs, alt.gargamel, alt.asriel, alt.papa..
Jan aka Time to make blueberry pie out of the little buggers...
--
Jan Besehanic
email: jan_b@lysator.liu.se
New, improved .sig-file under construction.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 18:26:39 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.153118.8441@ulowell.ulowell.edu>
lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
 
>
>
>In article <168428453.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>
>|> >>Chris aka Bum!!!!!!!!
>|> >Sal aka Bum? Are you lookin' at me bum? How completely rude!
>|> Chris aka Oh, Sorry old chap.  I thought it was one of the (L)lisas' bums.
>
>"don't look at my bum, you bum-looker!!"
>
>(quotation from Noises Off)
>
>--lisa
>Chris aka I'm terribly sorry.  But the leather panties cought me off guard.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: YET ANOZTHER NEW THREAD
Date: 15 Aug 92 18:23:34 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center


10 easy steps to be just like jester

1. always make threads revolving entirely around yourself
2. use new type-face to annoy the locals
3. never spell anthing right...it adds to the confusion
4. make more annoying .sigs to spark flames
5. always reference yourself at least 5 times in a post
6. there is no step 6!
7. post 100 consecutive posts with only 1 new line added to 
each and have your newsadmin almost take your acount away.
8. use the neat little }'s instaed of >'s in replying to posts
9. make rude sexual comments about the sexual activities of
all members posting
10. always, always, always..never act normal....

Jester aka that should about cover it.


-- 
hello this is a nasty .sig bomb..so fill out some
worthless e-mail and send it to k084872@hobbes.kzoo.edu
and give him soemthing to do when he logs in tomorrow.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: palomb@boulder.Colorado.EDU (Anthony Palombella)
Subject: Re: Cats in Holy Grail
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: 20 Aug 92 00:04:19 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>Um.. A couple of mistakes: You said that 'i almost every scene...' I
>think there are 3 scenes with those nice bits in them. Also, you
>said you can hear the cat yowl with each bang... you missed the nice
>bit. It goes yowl about 3 times, and doesn't the last time, so the
>woman goes back inside with it.
>Anyway, The only othre scene where I can remember a cat-torturing
>bit is where Arthur and Bedevere are asking about a shrubbery. I
>think there might be one in the witch scene, but i can't think
>where, coz there's not enuff space between the 'pie jesu domine
><thunk>', and the crowd.
>i'm sure there's a small one somewhere, but Where?

	Don't forget the one during the Camelot song:  a cat gets
danced upon.

				-- Tony
```````````````````````````````````'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
HA! ...*Pronoun trouble.* It's not, "He doesn't have to shoot *you*
now," it's, "He doesn't have to shoot *me* now."  Well, I say he DOES
have to shoot me now!  So SHOOT ME NOW!! [] palomb@beagle.colorado.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Is Terry Gilliam American?
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 21 Aug 92 02:46:44
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie's message of 20 Aug 92 16:32:50 GMTLines: 34

In article <sprooney.714328370@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


.>Can anyone confirm whether Terry Gilliam is American or English?  I
.>thought I read somewhere that Gilliam is the only American in Python
.>and that he lives in England.  And that people make the mistake of
.>thinking he's of British origins.  The curiousity is killing
.>Michelle Pfieffer. :)

.Yurp. He's a yank. They started off together without him, but after

Yank!?!  Whyfer do you demean him so?  He is a MINNESOTAN, and don't
you forget it! (Down-trodden State-Pride Detector bleeps frantically)

.seeing some of his cartoons they took him in. I don't however know
.where he lives. i thought he'd moved back to the states, but I could

When I've seen him interviewed he's been in Minneapolis.  (I was a
might bit disappointed when I didn't see him at the showing of the
director's cut of Brazil @ the Uptown Theatre, but)  Coojusbe he's back
home, but who the parsley-sauce knows?

.be wrng. Most people know he's American though, I would have
.thought. Especially peeps who have only seen his nicer films (ie.
.Brazil... WONDRBLUB!).

.Speaking of him, has anyone actually seen any of his older cartoons
.(pre-Python.) I think I've seen on or two. I seem to remember a
.great one about elephants.

Yeah, I've seen that one.  Its called "Elephants".

.OIsnm
Dan aka Hoover invented it!
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What the what!
Date: 16 Aug 92 12:15:49 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <0NXJPB3w164w@sys6626.bison.mb.ca> titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Titanium Knight) writes:
|Are you all crazy on here????!!!!

I'm not! I'm a decent imbecile, you silly twit! Don't you dare to call
me crazy again, you mongolian look alike of a heap of dried up haemorrhoids!

Jos aka Insulted, grmpf ...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: love........
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 15:12:58 GMT


In article <sprooney.713543881@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

|> >Michael aka No, that's no anteater...I ne'er seen an anteater swinging from 
|> >a branch like that...Look! In the background! It's Basil the Killer Sheep!
|> I O n  a a  E e y n     h c   y u    W i s o t n !
|>  s M    k    v r o e   c e k   o r    a n c t i g

wainscotting, wainscotting...  what a peculiar word...

--lisa
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What the what!
Date: 16 Aug 92 15:06:02 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <3232@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|> In article <0NXJPB3w164w@sys6626.bison.mb.ca> titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Titanium Knight) writes:
|> |Are you all crazy on here????!!!!
|> 
|> I'm not! I'm a decent imbecile, you silly twit! Don't you dare to call
|> me crazy again, you mongolian look alike of a heap of dried up haemorrhoids!
|> 
|> Jos aka Insulted, grmpf ...
Michael aka I think you meant "Smurf" with no silent g
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: *sob*, *snort* (was: Re: toast..err.. TEST)
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 21 Aug 92 02:12:47
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 19 Aug 92 10:04:03 GMTLines: 43

In article <3254@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

.In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug17121301@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
.|In article <3239@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.|.In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug16142128@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
.|.|
.|.|This is a test to see what the result will be.
.|.|
.|.|Dan aka Gettin' a might bit sick of havin' all o' my posts rejected.
.|.|(grumble grumble)
.|
.|.Ooooouuuhh! Dannyboy! You're back! Finally! Yes! Yes! We can hear you!
.|.You're comin' thru loud an' clear! Oooh, Dannypoo I've missed you so
.|.much! No one has missed you so much as I did! Well ... maybe Michael
.|.did ... or Eccles, or maybe Jester. Yes, I think Jester missed you
.|.more than I did. And ...[Ll]isa and Chris and  ... Yeah, I think
.|.everbody missed you more than I did <thud> ...
.|
.|Golly, Jos [sniff].  I [sniff] didn't know you [sniff] cared.  [sniff]
.|[snorff]  It makes me so [sniffle] proud to [sniff] have a friend
.|[sniff] [snaff] [snoff] like [sniff] [snerff] [snyff] [snyrff] [smurf]
.|[sniff] [sniffy-doo] [sniff] [snf] [sniff] you. [SOB]

.Now DannyPoo, (snarf) stop that (sniff) will you ... (sob), You know
.I can't stand (sniff) seeing people cry (sniff, snort). It always
.(sniff) makes me cry (sob) too! Now stop it! (sniff) I said (snarf)
.stop it Dan! If you don't (sob) stop now, I have to (sniff) make
.you stop! Now stop it! Aarghh! (grabbing Dan by his neck) I SAID
.STOP THAT! (sob) I'll rip yer head off, you stupid, smelly twit! (sniff)
.I said: STOP CRYING DANNY! (sniff) (poking Dan in the eye) (sob) ...
.<thud>

Josy! [sniff]  Stoppit!  Your [sob] hurtin' meeee!! [snob] And [stiff]
you're makin' me all [snort] ooky-eyed 'cuz [sort] yer wobblin' my
head [sport] 'round 'n' 'round and [snob] yer makin' me sick to my
[gag] stomache and I [cough] think I'm [mmph] gonna urp all over yer
[cough] lapBLAAARRAGHAHG!!!

.|.Jos aka Who, by Jove, is this silly man?
.|Dan aka Herbert Hoover?  Jeeze, Jos, how'm I sposed to know?
.Jos aka Dunno, that's why I asked ...
Dan aka Actually, my imaginary friend that lives in my eyebrows just
told me its someone named Ermin.
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From: Steve@klaatu.demon.co.uk (Steve Loft)
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In article <1992Aug14.092620.29043@abekrd.co.uk> graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths) writes:

>>Rill - North Wales.
>
>	Close, its actually Rhyll but thats the Welsh for you.  8->

Closer, it's actually Rhyl, but that's pedantry for you. :->

Steve
|  Steve Loft                                  steve@klaatu.demon.co.uk   |
|  Doncaster,                                                             |
|  South Yorks.                                                           |
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