HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: SHORT SHAMEFUL QUOTE
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 03:23:37 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.


"Is it just me, or does Elton John look more and more Chinese each year?"
		-My girlfriend, Bonnie,
		Commenting on Elton John's 
		Performance of the MTV Music Awards

.
.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 01:59:11 GMT

After following up an article by Gooley, I discovered that "ata boy" and
"Cyclops" had also followed it up.

I had no choice but to kill my article.  Thank goodness I had a different
reply, otherwise I'd have had to kill myself, too.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 19:32:41 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <jttnjw=.cliftonr@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)  
writes:
*I had been working for several days on a lovingly crafted flame of 
*Steve Franklin when he decided he couldn't take the heat any more and 
*dropped off the net.  (Or the part of it that counts, anyway.)  
*I've been brooding about it ever since.
*  -- Clifton  (could still mail it, but that would be too easy.)

Aaww, post it anyway. I for one would enjoy it, and I'd be willing to bet he's  
still lurking around here somewhere.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current,alt.jubjub
From: mmr@asgserver.canberra.edu.au (Micheal Rainford-Watson)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 07:22:49 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.174321.15416@bnlux1.bnl.gov> schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
>In article <1992Sep2.005801.10161@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Catherine Weller) writes:
>>chenault@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Bill Chenault) writes:
>
>>>	Isn't it convenient for the guest actors that all the alien life
>>>forms that have speaking roles (this excludes tribles, etc) are humanoid
>>>with 1 mouth, two eyes, and a nose?  They also all have human hands.  Does
>>>this mean that humanoid is the perfect life form, or is this just a nice
>>>plot device, like Jorde's (sp?) shades/ visor?
>
>Yeah!  Is it too much to ask that the production staff find some
>non-humanoid actors, with two mouths maybe?  This really pisses me off.
>
>Where did all the great non-humanoid actors go, like...uhh...well, how
>about that guy from....hmmmm.  Okay, so I can't recall seeing any right
>off the top of my head, but I'm sure that there were some!

I thought the person who played the green blob in RED DWARF was very good.
The way they swayed the eye and the moves one the dance floor were a
sight to remember. It was the episode about "Droid meets driod, droid falls
in love with droid, droid turns into blob, blob falls inlove with droid, blob
meets blob, blob leaves droid, etc..."


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From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CREATION OF ALT.WANTED.PROSTITUTE
Date: 7 Sep 92 10:50:45 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <rdc30.3.0@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil>
rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR M.  Dobson) writes:

# Geez Rog, my seven year old can do better than that!

Well, this is talk.bizarre. What did you expect?


# How about:
#
#   alt.wanted.prostitute.male	For the ladies.
...
#   alt.wanted.prostitute.moslem.gay  For carasso himself.

and

          alt.wanted.prostitute.moslem.female.stitched (for me)

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From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 9 Sep 92 17:25:44 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University





I can't believe it's not butta.
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                                      .
Organization: Sophomore, Physics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Date: Sat,  5 Sep 1992 15:05:54 -0400 
From: Faisal Nameer Jawdat <fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: SHORT, SHAMEFULL CONFESSION

I'd agree to be the rec.arts.erotica moderator if someone asked me to do it...
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Definition of an addict.
Date: 6 Sep 1992 19:05:22 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett) says:

> I can't for the life of me understand why the question of the existence of
> God is such a hot issue with some people.

Let me guess:  Could it be the bravado of an adolescent rebel who,
having given up on the issue of war and peace (giving up is the
greatest mistake), chooses a cause that's easier to champion?
After all, you can't actually *see* God, right?

hugs,

Marvin Minsky

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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:30318 alt.non.sequitur:103 alt.cascade:1918
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 16 Sep 1992 04:18:47 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>So what's fucking wrong with it?  If you'd said wyoming, I could understand...

 arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU -- anagram (@=a)
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   SARCASO MUTATED !!!   I'M *REAL* LOATH !!
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From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Disinformation
Date: 15 Sep 92 18:33:00 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

I have all the people in my office believing that the Minesweeper game
that comes with Windows 3.1 is a combat simulator. To be exact, a
"tactical decision support trainer."

I play it a lot.

I am getting quite good at it.

Maybe this should have been a short shameless confession.

rp -- couldn't tell the difference between a mine and a whole in the
      water.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:30287 alt.non.sequitur:98 alt.cascade:1916
From: prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 15 Sep 92 23:56:20 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Sep15.205927.2984@wam.umd.edu> sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes) writes:
>In article <1992Sep15.052249.24179@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep15.033358.3372@wam.umd.edu> sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep15.004033.22880@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Sep14.222829.29761@samba.oit.unc.edu> Roxanne.Coffey@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Roxanne Coffey) writes:
>>>>>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>>>>>In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>>>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>>>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>>>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>>>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>>>>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>>>>>My musk ox has lost its way.  Will you check your closet?
>>>>There used to be a time when I would kill a man for saying that.
>>>i'm really looking forward to 9 october, are you???
>>If I'm not mistaken, I think this one was ALREADY answered, miss!
>but my dreams have been really perverted recently. 
Reality WOULD be nice, wouldn't it?  Damn ... lost my mickey mouse watch ...
:(

-- 
( David Prokopy - prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu                                 )
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(  -The Rolling Stones, "Street Fighting Man"                               )
From: rabbit@buster2.Michigan.COM
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: How to get the MORTIMER Story
Date: 14 Sep 92 19:24:32 GMT
Reply-To: rabbit
Distribution: world

This posting was made automatically by machine. It will appear once
a week or so. Direct any questions to rabbit@Buster.Michigan.COM

-------

The MORTIMER story can be retreived from a special archive server
(the Mort-Server) To request a part of the MORTIMER  story,  send 
mail  to one  of  the  addresses  below.  Put   your  request  on 
the Subject: line of your message. Requests are can be the in the
following form:

    ALL - (in upper case) will cause the entire story to be sent
          to you. 

    n   - (where n is an integer) will cause part one to be sent

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          and so forth, to be sent.

You may send your request to any of the following addresses:

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If you send off a request and don't get a response within 5 days, 
send e-mail to the sysop here (NOT ME!!). His address is:

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: short thesaurus confession
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 18:13:41 GMT

"thesaurus" is in my thesaurus twice.
Once under item 86, "list", and once
under item 562, "word".

-- 
, jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ghica@fig.citib.com (Renato [Titanium Cranium] Ghica)
Subject: overheard in the 13th dimension...
Originator: ghica@duck
Organization: Citibank IBISM
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:54:51 GMT



Q: "How tall is your Zither conductor?"

A: "Thank you for the plastic monkeys!"
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: Arrrggh!
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 15:39:28 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.222545.24864@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>In article <1992Sep14.022341.27465@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>>
>>Last night, I met a wonderful woman named Brenda.  She's gorgeous and
>>intellegent and more importantly, she's as weird as I am.
>[...]
>>Then I learned she has a boyfriend.  Fuck.
>
>i've been thinking about buying a shotgun lately,
>and i'll be needing target practice.  give me his
>address and i'll take care of him.
>
>and since i'm here, i'll solicit opinions; for
>home defense, should i get a pump action or a
>semi-auto?
>
>m
>
>you probably think i'm making this up but i'm not
>-- 
>"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
> wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham


Well, I would say for your needs(home protection), go with the pump action
shotgun.  You don't really have to aim, just point in the direction
of the intruder and spray them.  The buck shot should cover a good enough
area that you could take two people out if they were close together.
Now, for the car-jacking rage that has been going on in and around DC 
as of late, I would say a semi-auto handgun like a Beretta or a Glock
would be your best bet.

	M
From: dave@irv.icl.com ( Dave Hill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Summary: duh
Date: 10 Sep 92 22:45:24 GMT
Organization: ccicpg

In article <1992Sep8.060529.3693@alembic.acs.com>, gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
> In article <1992Sep5.154947.15853@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
> 
> >Bono don't look like no republican i've ever met, either.
> 
> oh, didn't pierce tell you he was a republican?

Duh.

He was in the California primaries as a republican candidate
for Senate last June, silly.  I even got to vote for him.

Smart boy too, he kept his day-job as the Mayor of Palm Springs.

What?  Oh THAT Bono.

No way.

He's too fucking BORING to be a real republican.


	Dave
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: another realization
Date: 8 Sep 92 02:57:59 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

In article <z0qn50l.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>It's finally dawned on me that king-sized beds were inverted for
>_menage a trois_.                                   ^^^^^^^^

The trick is staying on such a bed.

ata boy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: sweet
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.audio,alt.music.bongo
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 18:09:09 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.152159.7974@news.iastate.edu> tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:
>Put the needle on the record
>put the needle on the record
>put the needle on the record
>when the drum beats goes like this:
>waaaahaaaaaayaaaaaawaaaaaaanaaaaiaaaaiaaaaaawwaaiaaaaaaa
>
>Bang, bang, bang
>Bang, bang, bang


Sounds like you've got a VTA problem... ooh, yuck!  Don't you ever clean your
stylus?  Didn't your mother tell you to keep your stylus clean or else
you'll... Oh, never mind, this thing is worn already.  You've probably ruined
the record now.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tolman%mindblow.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Kenneth Tolman)
Subject: Tell me about your school!
Date: 7 Sep 92 12:03:02 MDT
Organization: University of Utah, CompSci Dept


Hello, I want to hear about other schools (universities)  I want to hear
YOUR opinion of the place you go.

Therefore, if you want, send me (by e-mail) a response that says something
like:

 I like it here, bye.

 I don't like my school, except in the winter, bye.

 And if you want to say more, please do.  But I am just trying to get a vague
feel for schools, and would love to hear quick comments or long evaluations.
Whatever you say will be destroyed after I read it, and will not go past
me.

Thanks for any responses,
Tom
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: mforbes@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Michael L Forbes)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 04:35:10 GMT

lipstick? and here, I thought we were talking about mirrored shades
worn by venutian explorers?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Perot Bumper Sticker
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 17:57:35 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <9209111544.AA03089@helium> dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

>"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"

Yesterday, I discovered the Spacer BBS in South Boston.  It seems to contain
a collection of stream of conscious diatribes on why men should be heading
for outer space.

The strange part was that the number for this BBS was supposed to be for
hourly updated weather reports.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu
Subject: Hmmmm
Reply-To: tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 20:12:37 GMT

Now listen very carefully
Its as simple as can be
The place is kinda silly
The players can see
She says , "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answers he
"Its just a simple process so just rely on me"
"I dont know how to do it" she says with fearful eyes
"Its getting very painfull it must be quite in size"
"Now calm down my darling" his face beholds again
"Just open a little wider so I can get it in"
She saw a little blood, gave a little shout
Saw it when he pulled it out

Now listen vary carefully
Hes a dentist you can find
Its not what you were thinking
Your dirty little mind.....


______________________________________________
Bwahahahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.........

Terry------------> 
______________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: CREATION OF ALT.WANTED.PROSTITUTE
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 20:53:28 GMT

In <rdc30.3.0@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR M. Dobson) writes:

>Someone who is supposed to have a clue proposed:
>>
>>I would like to create alt.wanted.prostitute.

How about misc.jobs.blow?

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
From: dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Dating Etiquette
Date: 14 Sep 1992 22:04:12 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


When we first started dating, my girlfriend had
reservations about going Dutch, but after a while
she rather liked the wooden shoes and hair bonnets.


...uniformly carasso
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: test:ing tes:ting te:sting
Followup-To: misc.test,actually
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 05:55:34 GMT


 
The problem when testing 
software that checks itself for error 
is that you somehow have to cause the error checks to
succeed.
 
"panic: Memory ERROR at 0xff5498f4
 writing 16254110 bytes of core to /dev/dsk/0s0...
 [do not perform hardware reset]"
 
 
"Oh. Good!"

<smoke>

                              billbill@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@cannon.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: Hmmmm
Organization: IFA
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 09:26:30 GMT

In article <laoa2aINN1c6@aludra.usc.edu> rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>
>Who nominated John F. Woods as talk.bizarre's Designated Flamer?

I SECOND THE MOTION!!!

---
Rigler
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: biggles@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (David "Dave" Smolar)
Subject: Re: Shameless birthday wish
Keywords: any?  any at all?
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:22:53 GMT


Arthur Delano writes
 
> The one reference book i have wanted to buy and failed
> to at the critical moment at which it was available was
> an anatomy text (i'm fond of them) which was basically
> a collection of annotated photographs of slices of a human
> being.  I mean, they had taken somebody's body, frozen it
> solid, and sliced it through with great precision and skill
> at one inch increments.  There were some seventy or so 
> slices of a human body, most of which looked like rib-eye
> steak.

	
	I found a book of just photos of famous character actors.  
I was amazed that both Neil Hamilton and Alan Napier were in 
the book.  Of course, these were photos from the forties, 
so they were younger.  But to find them both in the same book--
well, I just went home and watched "Batman" for the rest of the month.


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From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Which is cooler?
Date: 15 Sep 92 00:30:43 GMT
Organization: University of Central Florida

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:


>1. Rush, and quoting them in your .sig?


>2. Rush Limbaugh?

Can you say, "Evil Spirit of the Radio"?

mark

he's no tom sawyer
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: things are looking up
Date: 4 Sep 92 11:49:14 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Sep3.141303.28334@mail.cornell.edu>, jea1@Cornell.edu (John Austin) writes:
> In article <1992Sep3.083304.15005@alembic.acs.com> hippolyte,
> gypsy@alembic.acs.com makes generally encouraging observations and writes:
>>now if only i could get my car titled
> 
> Well, I hear the royal family has been having a rough time of it recently. 
> There's even talk of reducing the official size and expense of it.  This may
> be an opportunity, if you observe proper deocorum. (i.e: de-emphasizing
> hOOters recommended)
> 
> Lord Accord, perhaps?  The Duke of Grand Marquis?  
> 
> Any hints from our cross-pond correspondants are welcome.
> 

Does this make _any_ sense at all??

Jason

> John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,misc.fucking.test,alt.fan.blair
From: brad@buck.viewlogic.com (Bradford Kellogg)
Subject: Re: toast
Originator: brad@buck
Organization: Viewlogic Systems, Inc.
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 19:25:33 GMT


In article <MpfEr*i40@prolix.apana.org.au>, dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
>>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
>>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>>>>>>>>>Carasso.
>>>>>>>>Countach.
>>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
>>>>>>Corfu.
>>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
>>>>Copycat.
>>>Contrapositive.
>>Crustacean.
>Cretin.
Coprophilia.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: patten@lumchan.ifa.hawaii.edu (Brian Michael Patten)
Subject: Re: Deep Thoughts
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Univ. of Hawaii
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 05:08:46 GMT

In article <schnitzi.715962057@eola.cs.ucf.edu>, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
|> tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:
|> 
|> >Deep Thoughts
|> >   by Jack Handy
|> 
|> >Isnt it amazing that a whole family
|> >can be torn apart
|> >by such simple things
|> >like a pack of wild dogs?
|> 
|> >hehehehehehehe
|> 
|> Isn't it amazing that a whole newgroup
|> can be torn apart
|> by such simple things
|> like incoming freshmen?


   Isn't it amazing that an incoming freshman
   can be so entertained
   by such a simple thing
   as a Saturday Night Live rerun



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Brian

I miss those simpler days, I really do...<snif> <snif> 
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