HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: EUCLID@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu
Subject: Re: Stamp Question
Organization: C.C.S.O.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:20:15 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.173027.16632@netcom.com>
gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
 
>
>In article <BxtHuH.9C6@brunel.ac.uk> cs92njc@brunel.ac.uk (Nicholas J Clayton) writes:
>>In article <28102@castle.ed.ac.uk> W.Warburton@ed.ac.uk writes:
>>>|> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>>|> >In other words, philately will get you nowhere.
>>>|>
>>>   (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>>|> I hear that imitation is the sincerest form of philately.
>>>
>>> OK, OK: enough guys. We have to stamp this stuff out.
>>
>>Don't worry, I think you've got it licked...
>
>Not unless people start cancelling such articles.
>
  Frankly, i don't give a damn.
 
euclid
Euclid@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu
standard disclaimers apply
"What!?!  Whaddaya mean, 'no mustard'??!??"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: VERY SHAMEFUL CONFESSION
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 16:56:48 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <SOL.92Nov21004919@mccolla.cogsci.ed.ac.uk> sol@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Ana) writes:
>
>In article <1992Nov18.171433.17687@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>
>   We don't have sex in England,  it was wiped out (along with rabies) 
>   in the 50's
>
>   I think the Scots nicked it.
>
>The Scots!@!
>
>HAW HAW HAW!!!@@
>
>The SCOTS HAVIN SEX@!@
>
>haw... eh.

They will if it's free.  And not too boisterous.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short shameful relief
Date: 20 Nov 92 17:19:22 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

Lippy:
|You are talking to the Amazing Child Who Had No Life.  I watched them all.
|And I do mean ALL.  Pre-cable, no less.  I have become so in tune with the
|TV mentality that I can watch a show I have never seen before, figure out
|who all the characters are, learn their basic quirks, analyze the
|situation, and determine the outcome of the plot less than 10 minutes into
|the show.  In some cases, I can even predict actual dialogue.  It is a
|symbiotic relationship I have with the Great Box.

As I have said before, I have no complaints about people becoming
video culture experts; share and enjoy and all that.

But this is the place where you put your knowledge to good use -- by
analyzing the sociopathological traits and impetus of them. For
example, you could compare and contrast boy shows and girl shows, or
study historical trends. I mean, merely comparing The Partridge Family
and 90210 ought to be most enlightening.

Of course, you could just sit on your duff and say "I knew that was
gonna happen. BEEEEEEELLLCCCHHH. Pass me another Old Milwaukee."

|Mark "I know someone who reads Sassy AND likes 90210" Lippert 

And the obvious followup is: "Yes, but has she started to menstruate
yet?"

mr HEINOUS
and the search for the best tambourine player in teevee history continues
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What's Wrong with this picture?
Date: 15 Nov 1992 19:41:45 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


 caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) says:

> tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett) writes:
>|> 
>|> MJD's sister:
>|> > > I just want to know if I should get you a Christmas present (Pat is
>|> > > saying that if you don't come for X-Mas you don't get no goodies and I
>|> > > already bought you something so let me know if I should take it
>|> > > back...Okay)
>|> 
>|> MJD challenges:
>|> > Find at least six things wrong here.
>|> 
>|> 1) Your mother, Pat, is actually a marine snail _Hermissenda crassicornis_
>|> with approximately 200 neurons in her nervous system, and is capable of
>|> little
>|> more than following water salinity gradients and detecting red-green light
>|> sources, so she is clearly incapable of articulating the implied threat
>|> mentioned by your sister, let alone the sophisticated temporal reasoning
>|> required to plan the celebration of a major religious holiday.
>
>2) "X-Mas", contrary to mainstream American thought, is not a cuteified way
>of saying "Christmas".  X-Mas is an ancient feasting holiday of the Wiccans,
>and is celebrated by dancing, howling, and the consumption of fetal pig 
>organs.  Gifts are rarely given; however, heavy and repetitious blows to the
>groin are considered commonplace.  X-Mas is not celebrated at the same time
>anually, but this year the happy occassion happens to fall on Flag Day. 
>Hence, bringing a Christmas present over X-Mas is a faux pas of extraordinary
>callousness, and should be punished by injecting air bubbles into your 
>sister's bloodstream.
 
3-7)  Find at least six things wrong here. -- anagram
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From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: just curious
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 16:08:12 GMT



In article <sjvvgio@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:

   In article <Nov.20.11.33.21.1992.28409@math.rutgers.edu>, jvogel@math.rutgers.edu writes:
   [about Sandman]
   |Well, I suppose some would think so. But, alas, it is the only the world's
   |second greatest comic book. As good as it is, it is but peanuts compared
   |to Cerebus, the path to one true enlightenment.

   Oh, gawd.

   Somebody told me that Cerebus was awesome & I had to read it.
   So I bought a couple and settled down to browse.  I read the
   letters to Dave Sim first.  "Dear Dave-- I'm so sorry for my
   20-page letter <published in High Society # 4 million>.  I
   shouldn't have whined that I wasn't getting enough sex from my
   girlfriend, because she left me after she found out about it.
   Which brings me to my current topic..."

   I threw the comics out.

your loss.  Cerebus transcends comics.

The letters column is kind of like the Net only much much slower.
Those already enlightend with Net access will recognize the whining by
college aged male horndogs who dream of a sex life and not be very
impressed.

or as Kent says "Petty bickering, character assassination, facts made up to suit
the argument, invincible ignorance, prejudice along all available
dimensions and some made up ones in addition, unconquorable [sic] stupidity,
agendas worn proudly as fact inverting filters or fact evading
blindfolds, or barely disguised sexual innuendos."


so pick up a "phone book" or two and read the story.  then you can go
back to the reprint issues for the connie lingus letters if you want.

jv



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 04:56:53 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <BxvqIw.4EH@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>In article <1992Nov17.011001.21677@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>>Damian Jackson (damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk) wrote:
>>: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
>>: >cj writes:
>>: >>I follow-up my own post to bring you this breathless update: Lance
>>: >>summarizes Maddi as:
>>: >>
>>: >>	Fucking Princeton Mensa Wank
>>: >>
>>: >Really? I've never heard the term "Wank" applied to a woman before. Can one
>>: >of the resident Brits give a ruling on this? PV
>>: 
>
>I believe the term you seek is menses.    

Under the rule of Menses I the Nile flowed with blood.

-- 

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Short Shameful Religion
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 19:55:30 GMT

My father is a widely influential Christian minister.

I'm not kidding.

mdw
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful reality (was Re: How to kill chickens with your computer...)
Date: 17 Nov 1992 03:20:44 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov
Keywords: more musical than thou

>>The 16 Hz note isn't really audible, but it's easily felt.  It's definitely
>>a strange sensation.  Lower frequencies at louder volumes cause nausea, as
>>a few electric bass players have found.  (Incidentally some bass amps don't
>>reproduce the fundamental, but primarily reinforce the second harmonic of
>>many of the lower notes, but that's another story).
>
>Personally, the only thing I've ever heard of that sounded below that was
>Galloping Gertie, the old Tacoma Narrows bridge. It caused a lot more than
>nausea.

From the films I have seen, I'd put it in the 2-3 Hz range.  But, again,
that's the wave as it propagates through the metal structure.  While I am
sure that it produced vibrations in the air at that same frequency, they
would not propagate well (because low sounds propagate poorly through air),
though they might propagate somewhat through the ground.  Moreover, they
would not be perceived as sounds but as a slow vibration, since the ear is
not very sensitive to such lower tones (since it's actually producing the
derivative of the pressure at the eardrum; it's a velocity sensitive process.)
--scott
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: **BIZARRE LAWS***
Date: 18 Nov 92 21:52:55 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.carasso
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

Carasso:
|In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her
|husband's permission. Gypsy!

|In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in
|public (includes legs and face). Gypsy!

|In Kentucky, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway
|within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or
|unless she be armed with a club" gypsy

Have you discussed these with a therapist, Roger?
You seem to have a real preoccupation with hair and weight.

mr HEINOUS
trying to be helpful!
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Girlfriend
Date: 16 Nov 1992 16:08:23 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <97616@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>In article <1992Oct31.013114.3626@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>My girlfriend is only 4' 11". Imagine the possibilities.
>>
>
>Heh.. I'm only 4'10"...

No good.  Makes for difficulty in the shower.
--scott
-
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Multi-part shameful confession
Summary: Rim Dweller On the Road
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 02:45:29 GMT

1) I posted my first misc.test follow-up redirection and *PLONK* today;
2) I felt so guilt-stricken that I put a "check the headers" warning
   after my signature;
3) I didn't add talk.bizarre to the initial or follow-up groups;
4) I think I mistyped the follow-ups line.

A pitiful showing.
  -- Clifton

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From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mark-Jason Dominus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Mama's Little Baby
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:01:29 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    We were on the couch, and we were hugging, and kissing, and
cuddling, and rubbing, and smooching, and licking, and then we started
taking off each others' shirts and we touched each other and we kissed
and licked and nibbled some more, and THEN she went into the kitchen and
came back with a STICK of BUTTER, and we smeared it all over each other
and everything was all warm and wet and slippery and buttery, and
somehow our pants came off and there was butter all over everything and
the couch was looking pretty oily by this time but we didn't care, and
finally we jumped int obed and she took a good look at my thing and said
``Gee, it's pretty small, isn't it?''

    And I said, ``That's why they call it `shortening'. ''


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                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
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From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: a lovely story about my train ride, it's long so hit 'n' now
Date: 20 Nov 1992 15:15:53 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1992Nov19.235231.19236@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>  
pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
$ a short while ago i wrote a little story about my lovely experience 
$ at a scientific conference.  of course, it filled me with much angst 
$ as i wondered how i might find the opportunity to both meet and 
$ hang out with a particularly attractive new grad. student.  i managed 
$ to meet her at the meeting but i have not seen her since.  this is, as  
i 
$ am sure you could imagine, quite upsetting.  it would be difficult to 
$ talk with her since i would basically have to go to the lab where she 
$ is working and, in front of people who know who i am, strike up a 
$ conversation out of the blue.  somehow i can just see her response.  
$ it would probably be a look of confusion as she strove to figure out 
$ who the hell i am.  woe is me.  

No problem.....just take the SS men with you when they show up; I am sure  
they would be more than happy to vouch for your character.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: "I Love LUNIX"
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 05:54:56 GMT


i fell asleep on the couch friday night
(well, actually about 5:00 AM saturday morning)
and woke up two hours later with the shreds of a
dream behind my eyes.

in it, Lucille Ball, faced with a dying acting career
in the early 1970s, went out in search of something to do,
and, in the end, turned to computing.

she ended up at berkeley, closely involved in the development
of unix, and became one of the premier unix gurus, sort of the
unix version of grace hopper.  her influence on 4.1BSD was
actually so strong that it was popularly referred to as LUNIX.

this entire situation had two effects:  first, in the mid and
late seventies there was a notable influx of middle-aged and 
elderly people into computing, because Lucy was doing it so it
*must* be good...  these people became known for sending fan
letters containing increasingly arcane unix questions, because
it guaranteed a personal answer.

second, all of her TV shows became cult classics in the hacker
community.

her death was mourned by all of USENET.


M.
gotta stop sleeping on that damned couch, it's rotting my brain




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:11:04 GMT

Joshua Geller (joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au) wrote:
: > FOR DE BONGO GOLD MININ' COMPANY.
: 
: I miss president bongo.
: 
: josh
  Me too.  And whoami@hostname.
  -- Clifton

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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: VERY SHAMEFUL CONFESSION
Keywords: oh the humanity 
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 16:01:42 GMT


your sister has been seeing a guy for a couple MONTHS, and now she's
thinking of screwing him?

zounds

i think i dated this one girl for up to a week before we had sex.

-rob, and yes, i have had sex w/ someone whos name I cant recall. have you?
From: damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gooley+INSOC+Penii+Erotica=???
Keywords: a, an, the, none, all, some, more, this, is, not, bizarre
Date: 18 Nov 92 19:26:14 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu (SCOTT GRAHAM PARKERSON) writes:

>Well, if you fed some of the worst lines from a rec.arts.erotica
>story ever, Thrill Grill Nil by Mark Gooley (remember that one?),
>the text from the download at the end of the new Information Society
>album, and The Penis Song from Monty Python into Emacs, dissociated
>press, you might get some of these gems:

>(And yes, I have WAY too much time on my hands... ;-> )

[stuff deleted]

Look, SCOTT GRAHAM PARKERSON (may I call you SCOTT 
GRAHAM PARKERSON?) this stuff may buy you something 
in rec.humor, but on talk.bizarre it is as tired and
lonely as a balding monk on a rainy day, looking out 
across a landscape of radioactive despair, biting his 
nails and shivering as he realises that by morning he 
will be dead.

Damian
damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt.harp
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: short shameful confusion
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 21:58:50 GMT


Is it my imagination or does Sojourner Truth sing for Arrested
Development?

RICHH
--a game of HORSEshoes!
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Shifting on the fly
Date: 18 Nov 1992 04:23:36 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <1992Nov17.203614.1294@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca) writes:
>     "I'm glad," Carol said, "but I think you should stop
>fondling the gearshift."

Speaking of knobs, if Lucy's had slipped importunely from
her chemise one more time I'd have formed a semiotic,
cinematic theory to explain it.

As it was, I just got a woodie.

				--Blair
				  "Let me drive THIS into
				   your heart, green-eyes..."

Ob. Real Theory:  Lucy's tits appear'd when she was very
wampyr, and Mina (played by the utterly barren Winona Ryder,
perhaps the least woodie-waxing of the 80's debutantes)
never even got her nubbies visibly erect, meaning Mina was
never really wampyr (despite the ridiculous cover-hype on
last month's Esquire).  The silhouette shots of Mina in the
suck-my-millenial-balkan-chest scenes are a classic
Coppolism, and indicate that she's real close to being the
bat-girl, but not quite.  This tit-for-bat theory doesn't
account for the zaftig wench strutting it around in the
Cinematograph, but she's lost her soul (and her color) to
the camera already, so it can still work.

Ob. Stupid:  Whatever dickhead cast Keanu Reeves and then
taught him how to talk Limey.  Yecccch.  Gruesome.

Ob. Real Fucking Stupid:  Lady behind me, as the credits
rolled:  "Oh, it was a *love* story..."  This is the same
Hawking-alike who asked her GED-proof husband, "Is that
blood?"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: portable snide nipple reduction plan
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 21:52:42 GMT

lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>It is my fucking birthday and I'll slap who I want to.
>and if one more insincere cretin smiles at me and says happy etc
>I swear, I just swear.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!   :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

And, just so you won't be too unhappy, I put it in my calendar
program to send you a big happy but insincere birthday greeting
next year at this time.

Provocation.
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From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep: Short Shameful One-Line Bio
Date: 15 Nov 92 17:18:49 GMT
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Originator: pv@gagme

"I don't understand the meaning of the word 'synergy'." PV
-- 
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pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, vindicated liberal democrat
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe)
Subject: Shark calling for fun&profit!
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 22:08:37 GMT

Here's a little something that a couple of friends and I discovered
after a drunken eve at the parting glass. Shark calling! (yes, like
duck calling.) Simply place your left thumb at left temple, hand
outstretched, close eyes tightly, and make clicky noises with your
tongue, moving jaw up and down. It is imperative to do this while
intoxicated on white russians, and it can be done over any sized body
of water. ( We used a toilet.) So, happy hunting, all!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: WHAT NOISY CATS ARE WE (was Re: IT'S A MAN-RAY KINDA SKY (was
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 23:00:28 GMT

In <1992Nov19.143932.122687@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
 (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:

a cascade tag line.

How sad.  A promising new writer, down the terlit already.

*plonk*
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rednecks on a Rampage
Date: 23 Nov 1992 18:16:56 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <By6BHI.54s@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>You, sir, are no redneck.

"Eat shit you fucking redneck!"

This is the only line I actually appreciated in "The Last
Boy Scout," as it solidifies my belief, bolstered by the
appearance of briefcases full of money and white BMWs, that
the movie was being targeted at an African-American
audience.

It helped that it was shouted by a twelve-year-old girl,
and followed by nearly four seconds of dialogueless,
meaningless panning and cutting, an obvious paean to the
raucous shouting and high-fiving that would have ensued in
the theater, had anyone actually bought tickets and seen
this peice of shit.  My imaginary friends didn't even stop
talking about Aristotle's essays on Rhetoric.

				--Blair
				  "and Ebert"
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: VERY SHAMEFUL CONFESSION
Date: 18 Nov 92 17:14:33 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <7924@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>In article <1992Nov15.014735.11675@ultb.isc.rit.edu>
>adw3345@ultb.rit.edu () writes:
>
>
> (Enough stuff deleted to make the references look stupid)
>
>You may strike lucky yet.  Perhaps when she knows about Sex, she'll show
>you how it is done. 
>

We don't have sex in England,  it was wiped out (along with rabies) 
in the 50's

I think the Scots nicked it.
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