From: dwv@cbnewsc.cb.att.com (Dave Vollman)
Subject: AMC: Update for Monday 9/28
Organization: HASA "S" Division
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Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 20:57:50 GMT


OK folks, it was a grand and exciting day in PV, so lets
get right to it.

1 - Life a Myrtle's will never be the same!

	Well, since the last time we saw someone at Myrtle's
	home for wayward soap characters, she's done some
	MAJOR renovation. Norm Abrahm, what have we done here.
	
	<northeast accent on>
	
	Well, Dave, we've done a major renovation hereh
	at the Fargate Boarding house. First, we totally moved
	the stairway, to open up this spot over hereh. In this
	spot, we put in a white brick fireplace. Now, we put in
	a french door to replace the dingy single entrance door
	we had originally. Then the finish crew came in and put up this
	crown moulding and chair rail, painted it white, and then we
	applied a slate grey finish on the walls.
	
	<northeast accent off>
	
	Thank you, Norm!
	
	Now, the reason we got to see the new diggs at Myrt's
	is we have a new character on the scene. Dinah Lee was
	found by Jeremy at the front door. Immediately, the
	Jervision studios are back in action, and he senses
	she is in trouble (ED NOTE, Hey, Jer, why don't you get
	your psychic ass down to the beach and help find Hayley?).
	Dinah immediately tabs Jer as the PV fortune teller as they
	talk about the attributes of PV. Later, after the
	obligatory nap at Myrtle's, Myrt sends Dinah with flyers
	over to the Galen Hnderson Campaign HQ.
	
	
2 - Dix and Glo are friends again!

	Well, after 5 minutes of whinefest from DIx, her and Glo are
	friends again. as Glo says "Dixie, you are the most generous,
	kind hearted, loyal person I've met." No kidding, Glo, you are
	lucky you are still alive!
	
3- Carter diversifies his target list

	Carter is back on his "lets ruin Maggie's life" routine.
	He is perusing her love letters to him, pulling out the
	juicy bits. He leaves his first class accomidations at the
	pine cone for another root beer (I'm not kidding). Choppers
	enters in an attempt to be "like Tad, if I could be like
	Tad" (sing everybody). Of course he gets caught, but
	explains it away. Later, Carter begins fantasizing about Nat
	being dependent on him, and Trevor being shot and Galen being
	arested for the killing. All the time, holding the clone gun.
	After Galen and Jer leave GHCH (Galen Henderson Campaign HQ),
	We see carter break in and he is pulling a gun switch. Look out
	Dinah!
	
4 - Haley Found - Taylor Roxbury Fires her cannon!

	OK, suspense is over, Taylor finds Haley a mere 5:27 into
	the show! Yeah, no Nat in the Well saga here, this must be
	a new all time AMC record! Of course Adam is going nuts
	not knowing Haley has been found. Taylor unloads a barrage
	on haley that makes what the coalition forces did to Iraq
	look miniscule. here are a few of the birrages:
	
	Haley - My head
	Taylor - "you're lucky you still have a head"
	
	H - "what happened?"
	t - "You got horribly drunk and went for a midnight dip.
	     Instead of drowning like a normal person, you washed up here."
	
	h - "My stomach"
	t - "Don't even think of vomiting"
	h - "Thank you verymuch, Clara Barton"
	t- "I have a low tolearnce for disgusting things. You
	    my dear are my red badge of courage. Well actually
	    green."
	
	t- "all my life, people chalked me up as a spoiled little
	    cream puff. Compared with you, I'm mother teresa!"
	
	This and several other birrages come from taylor. Eventually
	she brings Haley back to her loving public. Taylor then trashes
	Mimi in front of Derrick. Taylor wants Derrick, Bad! The scenes
	between Taylor and Haley were great!
	
	Eventually, Hayley dumps big time on microbrain. He runs, with
	his tail between his legs.
	
5 - One of these Women is not like the other!

	Word spreads at the world famous PV hospital about Haley's
	safe return. Dix is happy! Gloria is happy! Ruth is nowhere to
	be seen! Dix is on the nth floor terrace when brian comes in.
	he says, "Dixie, you are the woman I want a second chance with."
	
	Dix says, "Too bad Brian, Nick Davis proposed to me and I
	accepted." :-)
	

Questions to be answered this week!

1) Why didn't Jeremy compliment Myrt on her redecorating?

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