From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mr. Furr)
Subject: Racism at Rose-Hulman (Re: OMAR's bio : Jive version)
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Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 16:08:38 GMT


As far as we've been able to tell, the campus sport at Rose-Hulman
Institute of Technology is playing tricks on the hearing-impaired. 
Apparently they're tiring of this and moving on to racism.  Ha ha, those
Rose-Hulman guys just crack me up! Not.


In article <1e143fINN2g1@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> cheesmna@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:
>Sheeit, 
>	I decided t' t'row some biography uh myself, so's ya''d know who ya'
>are dealin' wid here
>*****************************************************************************
>Name, dig dis: Syed Omar Ali Zaidi
>Age, dig dis: 20 
>Birdday, dig dis:April 29,1972 (I wuz one uh de yungest sucka's in mah' high farm
>	class)
>
>Nickdojiggers, dig dis:Om, Ohm, Prince ("Syed" be de Arabic wo'd fo' prince), 
>	De Dungeon Masta' (I play  Advanced Dungeons and Dragons)
>	and De Texas All-State Sax Playa' (I won de State championship
>	fo' playin' some classical beat piece (one uh de few times its been
>	done))
>
>School, dig dis: Rose-Hulman Institute uh Technology, Terre Haute, Indiana
>
>Address, dig dis: Box 931  
>	Rose-Hulman
>	Terre Haute IN 47803
>
>Hometown, dig dis:Austin Texas (de capital)
>
>Majo':Electrical Engineerin'/ German wid some madematics mino'
>
>Descripshun: From 'haid t'toe
>
>Hair, dig dis: Dark Brown t'Black
>Eyes, dig dis: Dark Brown
>Complexion, dig dis: OK, not da damn wo'ld's greatest but ah' aint heard any complaints
>Height, dig dis: 5'9"
>Weight, dig dis: 145-150, it varies.
>IQ: 145 (last time ah' checked (3 years ago))
>If ya' wanna know anydin' else, ax' me.  What it is, Mama!
>
>Hobbies, dig dis: playin' mah' saxophone in pep band and jazz band, playin' on MUDs, 
>	playin' AD and D,  honky codemin' clunkers, hackin' de HP48 calculato'
>	(in assembler.  Right On!  .  Right On!  ),playin' on de pink Cadillac drum majo'in' de band here at 
>	Rose, eyeballin', writin' letters and poetry and 
>
>Spo'ts, dig dis:	Bowlin', swimmin', runnin' and bicyclin'
>
>Likes, dig dis:	Meetin' new sucka's ( ah' keep all de homeys ah' make, dat's de trud
>	Any homeys ah' gots' lost ova' de years gots' been due t'dem, not me)
>	sucka's who kin be honest and not whup' about da damn bush.
>
>Dislikess, dig dis: People who dink dey own de wo'ld and dat dey are da damn best.
>	 People who dink dat ah' aint capable uh whup'in' dem (see below)
>         People who are sdownerficial in deir sucka'ality
>Favo'ites, dig dis:
>	TV Show-Doogie Howsa' MD, bod Start Treks
>	
>	Music-U2, Rush, Pink Floyd, Devo, and many classical composers, 
>		aldough ah'  duzn't mind easy listenin' if ah' gots' someone t'boogy wid.
>	 
>   	Movie-De Alamo (I love Raz'tus Wayne and ah' am fum Texas)
>	
>	Acto's-Michael J Fox, William Shatner, Bill Cosby, Patrick Stewart
>
>	Actress-Sheeit, let me git back t'ya' on dat one
>
>	Food-Chocolate
>
>About me, dig dis: Sheeit, ah' gots' some surprise in sto'e fo' ya'. ah' am dark skinned,
>not brother , but brown.  'S coo', bro. ah' am proud dat mah' parents are fum Pakistan and dat
>I gots' de family tree (43 generashuns) If ya' are familiar wid Muslim
>culture,ya' know dat Mohammed had some close homey dojiggerd Omar (whom ah' am dojiggerd
>after). ah' am de oldest male in mah' generashun uh de family.  Slap mah fro! ah' also wear 
>hearin' aids in each ear t'help wid some severe hearin' loss, aldough most
>sucka's  duzn't know it. ah' tend t'get ridiculed some lot cuz' I's gots'ta be different
>from everyone else, but ah' dink its made me some betta' sucka' spiritually and
>mentally.  Slap mah fro! ah' am some Muslim by bird and ah' absoutely abho' de 'estremeists who
>use da damn religion as an 'suse t'kill oda' sucka's. ah' can marry some Christian if
>I choose.  What it is, Mama! 
>
>De right female, dig dis: Someone who be funny, who knows who she really is,
>	and who be hankerin' aftah be some close homey but most uh all someone who
>	is intelligent and who won't flirt wid me.  What it is, Mama! At dis point in mah'
>	life, I'm eyebally t'find someone who kin really appreciate me fo'
>	who ah' am and not ax' me t'become some different sucka'.  Right On!  .  Right On!  .  Right On!  
>
>Communicashuns, dig dis: ah' love eyeballin' and replyin' t'e-mail. I'm usually
>on de pink Cadillac in de evenin's, so's I'll scribble t'ya' if ya' scribble me.  What it is, Mama!
>
>
>
>
>		If anyone else wants's dis bio, dey kin gots' it.
>
>
>E-mail address, dig dis: zaidioa@rosevc.rose-hulman.  'S coo', bro.edu
> 
>
>                 Write soon
>
>			
>
>
>		Omar Zaidi
>
>-----------Cut here, if you really want to.-------------------------------------
>
>Okay, so I was bored :)


Thanks for sharing your boredom with us.  

Jerk.

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