From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Bruce Bufalini's daily routine (was Re: The Politics of USENET)
Summary: Talk about yer basic cure for insomnia... 
Keywords: Bruce is just visiting this planet. 
Organization: Patrick, twitting the parrots 
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 06:28:38 GMT

In article <e!31Hfido8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>In article <1992Jul24.051323.22097@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (One group at a time, please.) writes:
>>In article <jic1Hn4rn8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>In article <1992Jul24.025012.17756@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>>>In article <6$81H9=6n8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Jul23.032343.7946@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (I'm too sexy for this newsgroup) writes:
>>>>>>In article <h531Hy1nm8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ahem, you are again thinking of Penn State.  Get the facts straight, Patrick.
>>>>>>>Yes, I remember DOI, for they are headquartered here at *Penn* State.
>>>>>>>Misinformation rages on, and Patrick is the #1 reason for it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ah, yes...that imaginary organization of yours.  It's headquartered at
>>>>>>PlayPenn State, just as I said.  (Thanks for making me #1 on your list, I
>>>>>>might add.  You're finally starting to gain a little knowledge. :-)
>>>>>
>>>>>No, you are quite misinformed.  Obtain facts before posting, Mr. Humphrey.
>>>>>Prove that an organization PlayPenn State exists.  You will never do it, for
>>>>>it does not exist anywhere.  You will always be #1 on the list of spewing out
>>>>>misinformation.
>>>>
>>>>Not as long as there's someone up there at PlayPenn State who insists
>>>>there's such a thing as a "DOI", I won't be.
>>>
>>>Yes you will be, for you are always misinformed.  Lack of communication with
>>>DOI is the primary cause of your state of misinformation.
>>
>>I don't communicate with imaginary entities.
>
>Nor do I.  You still have not gathered any facts, Patrick.  I do not talk to
>imaginary entities, for DOI is not imaginary.

Sure, Bruce.  Can you prove that?  No?  So much for you, then.

>>>>(Sheesh.  Down here, if "DOI" means anything, it's the counterpart to "BOI"
>>>>-- "Died On the Island", which goes well with "Born On the Island".  Never
>>>>mind which island it is, either, since you're geographically illiterate.)
>>>
>>>No, DOI is the Department of Information in all places.  Islands are quite
>>>irrelevant to DOI.
>>
>>Ask me if I care.  (Since you were so utterly clueless, I'll give you a hint
>>-- it's a famous island in the greater Houston area.)
>
>You apparently cared enough to lie about DOI, relating it to islands in the
>pits of hell.

It's not my fault if you don't know any of the local dialect.  Funny that
your precious (and imaginary) "DOI" couldn't inform you of that.

>>>>>>   +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 778-0311 at Genghis Khan's BBQ.
>>>>>>                  Support term limitations for politicians:
>>>>>>                 two terms -- one in office and one in jail.
>>>>>
>>>>>Support no term limitations for politicians.  Just make sure all terms are 
>>>>>served in jail.  Perhaps you should consider becoming a politician, Patrick.
>>>>>Especially under the 'every-term-in-jail' proposal. :-)
>>>>
>>>>It's your idea -- you run for office and test it out.  (Make sure it's a
>>>>national one so I can vote for you, of course. :-)
>>>
>>>It's my idea, and you are my test population.  I am the only eligible voter,
>>>and I vote that you go directly to jail.  Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
>>>It looks like you're going to be in jail for quite a while.  Congratulations,
>>>Patrick, for it appears that this idea is a quite successful one.
>>
>>Sorry, your voter registration was discovered to be invalid due to incorrect
>>information.  Turn yourself in for voter fraud at the nearest of your DOI
>>offices.
>
>Wrong, for I am informed of everything.  You are still going to jail, Patrick,
>so get ready for it.

Sure, Bruce.  I'm going to jail like your DOI really exists.  Enjoy your
fantasy.

>>Maybe that's all you have to do in your daily routine.
>
>Wrong, asshole.  Observe:
>
> 
> 
>     
> 
> 
>

I was wrong, I see.  You have nothing whatsoever in your daily routine,
apparently.  Are you sure you're alive?  :-)

-- 
Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
     +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 667-6554 at Palace Lanes. 

                  All wiyht, rho sritched mg keg tops awound?
Newsgroups: alt.flame