From: wallmann@backus.pu.informatik.th-darmstadt.de (Natuerlich!)
Subject: The DLR Quotes File v0.0
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 10:47:27 GMT
Organization: MSD software vault #9 @THD

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	DAVID LEE ROTH   ---  The man, the philosopher, the QUOTES!!   v0.0
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Send your contributions to: wallmann@backus.pu.informatik.th-darmstadt.de
Corrections/additions are certainly welcome.

This file is just the starting point for a hopefully 'complete'
collection of quotes or possibly short anecdotes. Of coures neither
I nor the contributors can make any claims (or maybe they can and I 
am just ignoring them (har har)) about the accurateness of any of 
these quotes. So far I haven't done any editing. At later times I might
make a distinction between 'good' and 'lame' quotes.

If a source or a comment was given by the contributor it has been left
intact.

Quotes marked with *** could use a little embellishment for my taste.


QUOTES:
		

Ripped from signature: Stacey Ross

	"The question is: not does love exist, but when she leaves, 
	where she goes" ***

 

From: Mark Ouellette

	"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money."

	"I used to jog but the ice-cubes kept falling out of my glass."

	"We're having a party and YOU'RE invited!"
            	  or possibly...
	"We're having a party in your town and YOU'RE invited!"



From: Mr.Scary (Gary Chapman)

	"Here today, gone later today" 
		- about one-hit-wonder glam bands I think.

	"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big 
	enough to pull up right alongside it" 
		- probably a mis-quote



From: Larry Rossi:

	 "I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year."



From: some unknown guys signature &
	Craig Arno Mrusek

	"The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!"



From: Arjun Khare

	"Oh my God! This is David Lee Roth of Van Halen Live! in front of
	your steaming eyes"	- a radio promo

	"Always had it, always WILL have it!" ***



From: Bill King

	"Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on
	what other people doing"  ***



From: Thom B.

	"Let's play with the career, if we can't find anything else 
	to do"

	"Hey don't be squirtin' water at me... I'm gonna fuck your 
	girlfriend, pal!"

	"There's no pot of gold for us [Van Halen] at the the end 
	of the rainbow, we're just here to ride the rainbow"

	"Happiness is a bathing suit"

	"I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life
	are failure and success"



From: Craig Arno Mrusek

	"We wouldn't lie to ya! We just met ya! Lyin's for LATER in
	the relationship..."



From: David L Dux

	"People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair.
	Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!"


From: Nat!

	"The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot"  
		- from Metal Hammer

	"We're gonna party with 20000 of our closest friends.."
		- from memory

	"I've been going steady with my girlfriend for, the last two or
	 three.. days!"	
		- from David Letterman Show I believe

	"There comes the time where one has to decide to become a hot dog
	or stay a weenie. And I have decided to stay a weenie for just one
	more year..."
		- also from David Letterman




GENERAL PHILOSOPHY:

From: Thom B
	
	"With a little budget and some creativity, you can sell a 
	toothbrush to a camel. With a bigger budget and some more
	creativity, you can sell him two toothbrushes. With an even
	bigger budget and a *lot* of creativity, you can not only
	sell him a dozen toothbrushes, but he will walk away
	wondering how he ever got along with out them... and he'll
	jump on the mailing list."  - quoted from memory



From: Nat!

	"The red short theory: <left out due to technical difficulties>"




LIVE SHOW ANECDOTES/QUOTES:


From: Lennart Hedenstrom

	"Hey, don't stick that tongue out, unless you're gonna use it.."
		- to a girl in the audience

	"The girls in Sweden are fantastic. Last night when I went to bed
	in my hotel room, there was this girl banging on my hotel room
	door. She screamed and begged me to open the door. I shouted to 
	her, that she should stop, but she continued. In the end I had
	to get up and let her out"




QUOTES ON RECORDS:	[this might be thrown out in the future]
	

From: JES

	<Skyscraper: "The light at the end of the tunnel is the front
		      of an oncoming train">

	<A little..: "And if I must, in God we trust, 
		      everybody else gotta pay cash">

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Thanx to all, who responded.
KEEP'EM COMING!!

Nat!


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