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From: gayle@disk.uucp (Gayle)
Subject: Re: Kids...What to do?....
Organization: Digital Information Systems of KY
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 1992 00:18:11 GMT

gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns) writes:

>In article <2926567515.2.p00139@psilink.com> p00139@psilink.com (Raistlin Majere) writes:
>>
>>	Now, if you serve potatoes with your child, you should always
>>	go with a good white wine - maybe even the yuppie staple
>>	"White Zinfindel(sp)". This also applies to white rice as a
>>	side dish.
>>	However, if you are having brown or wild rice as a side dish,
>>	and *especially* if the child is over 3 years of age - you 
              [idiotic crap deleted]


You know, I realize you have no idea what it *is* like to wake up and find
a child, your child DEAD in bed with you. *I* do and I do NOT appreciate
this sort of shit. 

I also realize to each his own and all different sorts of people like all
sorts of jokes. I can set up a kill file in rec.humor for "dead baby" jokes,
but I can't when I have no idea until I read something that it is going to
malign the nightmare I have lived through. Can you please show a little human
decency and take this to email or put in the subject line exactly what will
be included.

Gayle Vincent

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From: gen4001@husky1.stmarys.ca
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Happy Birthday to me !
Date: 1 Oct 92 00:25:28 GMT
Organization: St. Mary's University, Halifax, N.S., Canada

Hey ladies and Gents, IT MY BIRTHDAY !!! (Sept. 30th) .

Any one out there wanna wish me well ?


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From: "Faustus" <p00056@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: I need a SLUT!!!!
Organization: Inferno@Eight.Bolgia.Malebolge
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 00:19:32 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink (3.2)

>DATE:   29 Sep 92 18:19:15 GMT
>FROM:   Mo <ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu>
>
> No dear, you need an inflatable doll.
>
>                                                Mo
>
>-- 
>*kiss**hug**kiss**smooch**kiss**hug**kiss**smooch**kiss*
>      More affection than a .sig file should have!!!
>*hug**smooch**kiss**hug**hug**smooch**hug**kiss**smooch*

There's a difference?
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tfpayn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Subject: Are there any REAL redheads? or Myth?
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 21:01:23 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

This may sound like the really PO'd type of message, but I've had it with the
Redheads I've been out with here in Louisville, KY....Maybe the location's the
problem? ;) WOuldn't surprise me....Actually, I'm more curious than anything,
are there any REAL (no fakes) redheads out there, just for talk?  No marital
intentions here...too busy with the grad school thing, ya know?!?!?!


Tom (tfpayn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu)
From: reykja@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Reykja Sigurdsson)
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 04:34:28 GMT
Subject: Re: Older men
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: alt.personals

> attractive. So, here it is. I'm older, however my perception about older men
> being attractive is that women no longer find the quality of age a plus. I'm
> sure there are many young women who do not place major importance on age
> differences, but I also believe that women do tend to set limits. For the old,
> and 'Cool'-impaired, do women still find older men attractive, and at what 
> age difference does a woman feel a meaningful relationship is questionable?
> 
> 
           Personally, I always liked older men in the past. In some regards
that has changed. In particular, where it relates to older men who are in
mental ruts. Yet, on the other hand, I like some of the qualities in older men,
especially the fact that they are still willing to court a woman. Younger men
seem to be too concerned (at times) with all being absolutely 50-50 (which
is an unrealistic goal in any regard). I have also found that older men don't
place so much stock in a woman's financial potential. (Some younger men I 
have met are simply not interested unless I am going to be the CEO of 
Hewlett-Packard soon -- which I am not). 

           Ultimately, I suppose that older men represent a certain amount
of security. An older man already knows who he is and where he is going. 
(Again, all of this is gross generalization.) When I was younger, I found
that quality very appealing. Now that I am older, I find the open-mindedness
of younger men appealing. It is all relative at this point. 

          At this point in my life (at 40), I am really looking for someone
who is supportive, caring, emotionally available, wants a partnership in
the real sense, likes himself and likes others. If he has those qualities,
I don't give a damn *how* old he is! ;-)


-rks


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From: darkmoor@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Darkmoore)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: It's gay bashing
Date: 2 Oct 92 21:55:18 GMT
Organization: Purdue Computing Center

In article <1992Sep30.101041.4429@desire.wright.edu>, jklaben@desire.wright.edu writes:
> and queer=queer

  ok, what's your point?  queer does equal queer!  fag=fag, homo=homo, and
  most importantly queen=darkmoore!

  Darkmoore.
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From: ap.5629@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Latino women
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Reply-To: ap.5629@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 92 00:56:36 GMT
X-Iso: SF

I am a single catholic male and keen on meeting/corresponding with latino women,ages between 27-35, geographic location irrelevant. Send mail for more details.

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From: canterbury@ab.wvnet.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SWM ISO SWF No Cal
Date: 25 Sep 92 21:04:12 GMT
Organization: Alderson-Broaddus College

In article <BusK4A.6K4.1@cs.cmu.edu>, anonymus+281@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:
> 
> ME:  I am a 26 year old single white male, 5'8", brown hair, blue eyes,
> 155 lbs. I enjoy computers, technology, outdoor activities, reading, movies,
> and cooking.  I am currently living in Northern California but could be
> moving elsewhere soon.  Lets see, I currently enrolled in a SCUBA class
> and intend to dive once a month or so.  I enjoy traveling and seeing new
> places.  I enjoy hiking, fishing and just sitting around watching the wind
> blow through the trees.
> 
> I am a computer professional working for a large computer-related company.
> I make enough to enjoy myself but not enough to throw it away.  I am
> a very emotional person but I tend to hide it a lot.  The movies I enjoy
> the most are usually the ones that you would classify as "thinkers".  The
> music I listen to is usually classic rock (Journey, Bob Seger, etc) but
> I also like country (In moderation) and other forms.  I drink some but
> usually nothing stronger than beer or wine and don't smoke. NO DRUGS!
> 
> 
> YOU:  SWF who can enjoy life and like to cuddle in front of a fireplace.
> You like to hold hands on the beach and can smile at stupid jokes.  You
> should like to travel by car and not be in a hurry.  You should be open
> to stopping at the side of the road and looking at whatever is there.
> You must want to experience life and the natural beauty around us.
> 
> You should be able to enjoy conversation and debates.  If you have not
> changed you mind on an issue in the last year, don't reply.  You should
> were musically or artistically talented and were interested in sharing
> this knowledge with me.
> 
> That's me in a thumbnail sketch.  I know that someplace out there is a
> woman who I can make happy and who can help me to be happy.  I hope you
> are reading this.  If you want to know more, just reply.
> 
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From: anonymus+768@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: Big Women
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 21:18:06 GMT

Thanks!

There are *many* big women out there, and there are *some* men admitting to be 
fascinated by them.

Some people say "it is rude to say 'fat'", why? Don't be ashamed to call it
by name, be proud of it!

Fat people know the good sides of life, and are most attractive

I hope to hear more from you

Ed
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From: wix@eskimo.celestial.com (Dennis Wicks)
Subject: Re: Hello  Hi!!
Organization: >>> Eskimo North (206)-FOR-EVER <<<
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 16:44:13 GMT

In article <BvGt88.KpD@world.std.com> kovar@world.std.com (David C Kovar) writes:
>In article <17757@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu> ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo) writes:
>>but you are not going to
>>stop ME from posting whatever I feel like posting to this one....my     
>>suggestion?........if you don't like it, don't read it. (Moral of the story)
>
>   The point he's trying to make is that there are a number of groups,
>each "designed" for a different purpose. There are groups for talking about
>computers, sailing, pets, and just about anything else you want to talk about.
>alt.personals was designed for personal ads, only.
  How about a.p.ads ?
>If you want to chat about
>romance, go to alt.romance - singles, soc.singles - flames, alt.flame. There
>is a group out there for nearly everything that is currently going on in
>this group.
>
>  I'm not telling you to go post anywhere, but I am curious why you feel
>compelled to post anything you want anywhere you want. If I start posting
>about bondage in discipline in a group that was set up to talk about
>the French culture, aren't they entitled to ask me if my posting is 
>inappropriate?
>
>-David

IMO, there are more types of "ads" than the typical
"Hi!  I am a ... and I like ... So if you like ... too, send
me some e-mail!"
Since a lot of the people that read this group are "looking"
for someone or something, or can offer advice to those that
are, you are more likely to "connect" with someone by
posting your beliefs and opinions here than any other group.
Even if you don't explicitly say "I'm looking for ..."

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: smaus@nyx.cs.du.edu (Scott Maus)
Subject: REPOST: SWM ISO S*F FOR FRIENDSHIP +
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 92 01:59:39 GMT


Hello, all you foot loose and fancy free females! I am a lonely hearted
single male who ISO a companion for friendship & possible relationship if
things work out!!

My hobbies include reading, meeting/making new friends, spending that
special time with that special someone, and doing volunteer work for our
local charity!

What are your hobbies, likes & dislikes, and anything else that is
appealing!! Let me know by email first and if things go right we can keep
in touch through snail mail, OK?

Hope to hear from you soon!!

Scott

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: anonymus+1161@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: Re: --> Preference: Big Girls
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 03:51:17 GMT

In alt.personals you write:

>In article <BvGs04.Gxo.2@cs.cmu.edu>, anonymus+768@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:
>>I sometimes have the feeling of being the only male admitting to
>>prefere fat women!
>>Is this true?
>>
>>Do you, big girls, confirm my statement?
>>
>>Why is there no group for fat-lovers?
>>
>>The bigger --> the better!


>Well, I'm glad *someone* feels that way.  

>One word of advice though:  "Fat" isn't the best word to use.  It's not a nice
>word.

Cuddley is the word.. I mean, who wants to hug a bag of bones!!!

>Why do you prefer big women?

Cause there Cuddley..

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From: eager@eagercon.com (Michael J. Eager)
Subject: Re: LOOKING FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO BE PENPALS!!!
Reply-To: eager@eagercon.com
Organization: Eager Consulting
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 01:55:39 GMT

In article 462@ab.wvnet.edu, canterbury@ab.wvnet.edu () writes:
>HELLO TO ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS!  I WOULD LIKE TO BE A PENPAL TO ANYONE WHO 
>LIKES TO WRITE LETTERS AND GET AWAY FROM YOUR STUDYING FOR AWHILE.
>I AM A FRESHMAN AT ALDERSON-BROADDUS COLLEGE IN PHILIPPI, WEST VIRGINIA. I AM 
>MAJORING IN PRE-VETERINARY MEDICINE. I WILL RESPOND TO ANY ONE WILLING TO WRITE
>ME.  PLEASE WRITE I AM BORED AND LOVE TO WRITE LETTERS SO HURRY UP AND SEND ME
>MAIL!!!!!!
>CLARINDA CANTERBURY                  
>                                 CANTERBURY@AB.WVNET.EDU


Please take your foot off the shift key.


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From: thumim@nevada.edu (Scrooge McDuck)
Subject: Re: I need a SLUT!!!! 
Originator: thumim@helios.nevada.edu
Organization: University of Nevada System Computing Services
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 23:21:04 GMT

I have just fallen on the floor laughing!  And I can't see the
keyboard from the tears falling from my eyes.

Any of you sluts or men with inflatable dolls (or women with these
dolls) care to respond?

Scrooge

Xref: sparky alt.personals:19953 soc.singles:27109
From: mike.mcaulay@spacebbs.com (Mike Mcaulay) 
Newsgroups: alt.personals,soc.singles
Subject: Unique Hobby
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:58:00 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: SPACE BBS - Menlo Park, CA - 10 Lines + 4gB - 415-323-4193
Reply-To: mike.mcaulay@spacebbs.com (Mike Mcaulay) 

To: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu

-> I am in desperate need of a article topic for a class. The assignment
-> is to write on a person with a unique or different hobby. If anyone
-> has a hobby they would like to share and be willing to be e-mail
-> interviewed about please contact me. The article is due in less than
-> a week.

I swallow live, flaming rats.

M.
From: v134n2mc@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (David D Yuhnke)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: SWM ISO SF for e-mail
Date: 30 Sep 92 01:42:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


	I'm a freshman at the University oa Buffalo, quite new to this
computer stuff.  But I would like to meet some females for e-mail sex, er, I
mean correspondence. =)  I enjoy basketball, running, partying, ren and stimpy,
meeting new people, even though I'm a tad bit shy, & other stuff.  I have dark
blonde hair and blue eyes, 6'1" 150 lbs.  Hmmm, what else to say except I'm
looking forward to your replies.
	Later,
		Dave
From: gklein@uoft02.utoledo.edu (Gary Klein, bear at heart)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: IMPOSTER ABUSING MY ACCOUNT!
Date: 28 Sep 92 23:26:12 EST
Organization: Carlson Library, Univ of Toledo

In article <1992Sep28.192633.13686@Cadence.COM>, jyoung@Cadence.COM 
   (John Young) writes:
> but what is so
>>heinous about being labeled as GAY?
>>
> I think that only a fudge pumper would want to be called one.I for
> one am sick of the Anti-Heteroism that the homo's hide behind by
> crying "homophobe"
> Yes I'm what you'd call sexist.I don't mind the fuzz bumpers,but
> I find fudge pumpers disgusting,probably like the original poster.
> So I think that the original poster was right at being pissed off
> and that he has some real friends that watch out for him.

     And to think that I probably passed up a really good opportunity when I
was visiting Sun Valley & Ketchum ID last month -- the owner of a candy shop 
named ROCKY MOUNTIAN FUDGE offered me a taste, and I declined (very rich &
heavy candy, which would not have sat well in my stomach which was churning
earlier that day).

     Certainly amazing what new vocabulary words one can pick up while reading
the newsgroups.  FUDGE PUMPERS and also FUZZ BUMPERS, I will have to add them
to my unabridged dictionary.  But, I wonder where they fit into ROGET's
THESAURUS?

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From: eak56063@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (ROBERT SMITH)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I need a SLUT!!!!
Date: 2 Oct 92 23:16:13 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

>> There's a difference?

>Yeah, one you fill with drinks the other you fill with air..

I almost fell off my chair laughing.
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From: fjk6478@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Re: Outgoing Girls
Reply-To: fjk6478@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 17:30:18 GMT

As one of those guys who has learned this id like to agree with you and thank you for maybe helping alot of hurting guys out there.


fred
From: arcane@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Kendrick Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Fire and Flames (Rai)
Date: 30 Sep 92 01:31:38 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida



   Shall we have a Flame broiled Rai?  Rai a la flambe, etc...

                             -< ARCANE >-

 'sides, someone has ACTUALLY taken to calling me 'Cane !!! <ick>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: lbrother@zia.aoc.nrao.edu (Larry Brothers)
Subject: SWM, on the rebound, working nights, ISO fe-mail
Organization: National Radio Astronomy Observatory, Socorro NM
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 92 03:39:40 GMT

The subject line says it all - most.  I should add that I'm older, 37,
and those nights are this coming Monday through Thursday so take your
time and make 'em juicy.


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From: buccb@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Carlos Dragonslayer Butler)
Subject: Re: sexy clothing
Keywords: This just HAD to be said.....
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 03:35:38 GMT

In a previous episode on alt.personals,
v069qryr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Aaron Breen) drops complete science:

>   Well, to tell you the truth, the sexiest clothing on a woman is none.
>   I don't think I'm the only guy who thinks this either, eh guys?

	While U R no doubt not alone, I don't fall in this group.
I like a woman with some clothing on. Some have specualted that
it's the mystery of what's underneath that gets to me. I'm no
psychologist, I just know what I like. Even during sex I like
a woman to be wearing something regardless of how skimpy it may
be :)

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From: neilfp@astro.ocis.temple.edu (Neil F. Palumbo)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: desired: penpal for long, intimate chats
Date: 27 Sep 92 23:36:29 GMT
Organization: Temple University
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Is that last response for real? I hope not! If so, good luck in life!
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: "Faustus" <p00056@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: Rai's Defense
Organization: Inferno@Eight.Bolgia.Malebolge
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 21:35:17 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink (3.2)

>DATE:   Fri, 2 Oct 1992 19:01:53 EDT
>FROM:   ACS110@psuvm.psu.edu
>
>In all fairness. Rai posted a GIF of herself ONCE to someone in
>particular. NOT to the general public. Can she help it if that
>person took it upon himself to re-post it?! I THINK NOT!!!
>
>  She's got a lot more guts posting that then a lot of you guys do.
>All you do is flame others. Say something worth reading for once for
>chis' sakes.

Well.. For what it's worth.. She is a looker, so to say..
That is all...

Faustus

	Lurking in the flames...
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.sex
From: mec6@quads.uchicago.edu (Rini Clarkberg)
Subject: Re: Men's Drawers... (Article)
Reply-To: mec6@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 18:12:37 GMT

<NIEDFELD@MIAMIU.BITNET> writes:
>Chief O'Brien writes:

>>[Reproduced without permission from COSMOPOLITAN Magazine, October 1992].
>>
>>Men's Drawers           by Melissa Rossi
>>
>>  The problem?  Underwear.  The bikini kind.  On men.
>>
>>  The well-advised man is the one who each morning steps into a pair
>>of boxer shorts.  Granted, there's something totally unassuming about

>This is ludicrous ! 

Yep.

>Shouldn't you just go with what feels best and what you feel good in ?

Yep.

>Are the rest of the women out there as anti-bikini (underwear on men) as
>the article says or was this just one female's idea on the subject.

Nope.... that was just one female's idea on the subject.

>Please elaborate on this.

I myself am very fond of the colored version of the standard white shorts.
Tasteful, non-presumptous, and my hubby sez they're comfy.  I like red
and green best.  That's just my opinion, of course...

>John Niedfeldt, Underwear Philosopher

rini
From: yywwyy@mixcom.com (Steven Pearson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Femme W TV Seeks Boyfriend in L.A. Area
Date: 5 Oct 92 00:19:21 GMT
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.

In article <1992Oct02.220401.1287@lemuria.sai.com> ap.5571@cupid.sai.com writes:
>Most important thing is that you appreciate a feminine TV and know how to 
>treat a lady in and out of bed.

	gee, does this require a remote control?  

	<slap!>  kill me now...

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