From: jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,alt.politics.kibo,alt.paranormal
Subject: WIZARD PREDICTED the Election CORRECTLY!
Date: 10 Nov 1992 08:19:47 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: gumby.cs.caltech.edu
Summary: Movies are your Strangest Entertainment
Keywords: wizard, predict, election, true psychic, CAPITALIZATION


>Lauren Podolak writes (in response to Kibo's Psykik Prediktion):
>
>J"P>>           WIZARD:  THE NOSTRADAMUS OF MOTION PICTURES?
>J"P>>
>J"P>>>>O great Psychic Wizard: Who will win the Presidential Election?
>J"P>>
>J"P>>Psychic Wizard Answer @:)  Nobody will win.      (Sorry, Kibo)
>
>J"P>Here's my own prediction:
>
             (Kibo's Psykik Prediktion tactfully omitted)
>
>Oh Great Wizard! you have fallen on thy a***.....
>
>Lauren
>___
> X OLX 2.1 TD X Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up


8@ NOOOOOOO!  Your _sig-phrase_ is psychic!  It all got screwed up!
Psykik Kibo edited out the body of my WIZARD work, just so he could
attach onto it the idealistic limbs of his own political creature!

And I - I have been robbed of my Rightful Place in alt.paranormal's
listing of Blatent Psychic Predictions!  And it's even worse - because
this time, I was ACTUALLY PSYCHICALLY CORRECT!!

Here!  This is The TRUE POSTING, re-posted, and using up more space,
but I can do this because it is in the name of Truth and Justice:


From: jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,alt.politics.kibo,alt.paranormal
Subject: The Predictable WIZARD - #2
Date: 30 Oct 1992 01:55:47 GMT                       <<the DATE!  PROOF!!
Summary: Movies Are Your Strangest Entertainment
Keywords: Wizard, predicts, presidential election, Jeane Dixon (:p)

(The author regrets that this posting was not made days ago, when it
was more awesome and less obvious, but Guru Derek had to get someone
to hit the "Reset" button on the Caltech SuperComputer, GumbyII.)


           WIZARD:  THE NOSTRADAMUS OF MOTION PICTURES?

>>O great Psychic Wizard: Who will win the Presidential Election?

Psychic Wizard Answer @:)  Nobody will win.      (Sorry, Kibo)

Okay, I'll go out on a limb, here.. TWO MEN will be elected.  And
that's about it.  IMO, we just get a choice of (campaign) buttons,
for essentially the same old, deeply-geared political machine.

My opinions of this taxpayer-financed national circus must remain
private, as I do not care to attract a flame-fest from all parties.

But I DID tell Guru Derek Woolverton, back in February, 1992,
precisely who was going to be elected.  He is the keeper of the
info, and he is sworn not to divulge it until after Judgement Day.

    (HOWEVER:  you will notice, in the finale scene of my
    feature film, THE WIZARD OF SPEED AND TIME, that we are
    all marching out of the Clinton Theater - now closed.)      <<THERE!!

If I'm RIGHT...then I have beaten Jeane Dixon, and the UseNet is
my witness, my record of accurate prediction since the Nixon age
is unbroken, and I will be hired for a princely retainer fee by
the National Enquirer!!!

If I'm wrong...hey, I'm a filmmaker, this ain't my profession.

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  Hollywood, CA 90026-2714         '   *  . ' ' |\^/|  `. * .  *
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    "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive
     positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
                        -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/28/88
(END Re-Post)

                       In summation:

"Professional Psychic" (-guffaw!-) Jeane Dixon flubbed an easy
prediction, and she STILL gets all the publicity, and UseNet
follow-ups, and princely National Enquirer payments!

And I risked my public reknown, by posting this SPECTACULAR
PREDICTION right here and in my own Newsgroup, prepared to take
the full brunt of all flames and criticism if I somehow failed...
but I WAS RIGHT!!!  And I predicted it in a FEATURE FILM, first
theatrically previewed in 1988, a film which is right there in
video stores in many places AROUND THE WORLD.  And we filmed that
finale scene on October 19, 1983!!  TALK ABOUT PRECOGNITION!!
WOW!!
         ...And NOBODY said A THING!!  Nada, nil, zip, zilch, -0-

SO - if You think that I'm going to mention the *Critical Dates*
for the Big One, or for the West Coast Rapture, or the UFO Elvis-
Yetis Stealing the Hollywood Sign... well, FORGET IT!!!!1  8p

                                         (unless you ask me to...)
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