HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ehgasm2@uts.mcc.ac.uk (Simon Marshall)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade,alt.best.of.internet
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 20 Nov 92 17:04:54 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Organization: Manchester Computing Centre, Manchester, England, M13 9PL.

In article <1992Nov19.003803.25348@athena.cs.uga.edu> gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Gundlach Family account) writes:
>[Useless to-from crap deleted]
[Useless cascade and Kiddie ``I made a 10,000,000 MIPS machine from a toaster
 with my underpants'' Humour deleted]

Please followup to this, I can't quite see it belonging on alt.best.of.internet
anymore.

Si.

-- 
Simon Marshall, Dept. of Computer Science, University of Hull, Hull HU6 7RX, UK
  "Football isn't about life and death.  It's more important than that." Bill
Email: S.Marshall@Hull.ac.uk    Phone: +44 482 465951    Fax: 466666   Shankley
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Wesley)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted GREEN GOLFBALL JOKE
Date: 19 Nov 92 20:11:18 GMT
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo

Once again, <KWK107@psuvm.psu.edu> says:
>  I've seen about a thousand requests for the green golfball joke.  Would
>someone PLEASE e-mail it to me, I want to see what's so funny.  Thanks.

I mailed it to you...  your damn Mailer Daemon bounced it back about four
times... what's up with your system?

-Wesley
-- 
Wesley                                             gbloom@hebe.calpoly.edu
                                                       drow@kazak.nmsu.edu
"Smile!  It's Monday!!!   Monday builds character!!!"
	-- sjacques
From: Don't bother (Hawa)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: joke
Date: 19 Nov 92 20:40:31 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Crooks

In article <Bxxw5v.DoK@esri.com>, bob@esri.com (Bob Simpson) wrote:
> 
> Q.  Let's say your have a 10 inch penis on your forehead.
>     How many inches can you see by looking upward.
> 
> A.  None.  The balls are covering your eyes.

Hey, where did you get the idea? What if they don't hang out as far as the
one you used?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: trwagner@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (Ted Wagner)
Subject: Request:  The Story of Sex!
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 21:07:03 GMT



	Hi.  A few years back, when I still had a real job
and was not in school, there was a sheet of paper pass around
with a nice long joke...but extremely funny.

	The story was called, I think 'The Story of Sex'.

	It was about a man's dog whose name was 'sex'.  Everything
the man said about his dog got him in trouble.

	Does anyone have a copy?  Could it be posted please?

Thanks

-- 
         Swallowing your pride rarely leads to indigestion.
         A hard thing about business is minding your own!
-trwagner@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu   &    trwagner@kiwi.ucs.indiana.edu-
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chuckie@spock.uucp (Alec H. Peterson)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 17:56:51 GMT

In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>
>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>>>
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>they'd be...
>> 
>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>> they'd be...
>> 
> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> there'd be...
>
...An incredibly large waste of bandwidth.  Don't you people
have something better to do?
-- 
Alec Peterson
e-mail: chuckie@choate.edu
From: tsv@Unify.com (Tim Vannaman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Date: 20 Nov 92 21:52:43 GMT
Organization: Unify Corporation (Sacramento)

In article <1eaud4INNrch@chester.ksu.ksu.edu>, gdscott@chester.ksu.ksu.edu (Geoffrey D Scott) writes:
> usenet@oracle.us.oracle.com (Oracle News Poster) writes:
> 
> >In article <1e86m3INNgk1@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_d604@ceres (David Scutt) writes:
> >>aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine) writes:
> >>: 
> >>: all time favorites: Yawning in technicolor 
> >>:   Engaging in an involuntary protien spill (carlin)
> >>: -- 
> >>
> >>How about...
> >>	Puke
> >>	Spew
> >>	Emit
> >>	Chunder
> >>	Retch
> >>	Sick Up
> >>	Do A Technicolour Yawn
> >>	Park The Tiger
> >>	Yell for Ralph
> >>	Call Europe On The Great White Telephone
> >>	Make A Pavement Pizza
> >>	Have a School Lunch Re-Run
> >>	Air The Diced Carrots		(personal favourite :-7 )
> >>	Barf and Produce The Liquid Laugh
> 
> >You forgot some of my personal favourites -
> >	Shout at your Shoes
> >	Drive the Porcelin Bus
> >	Boot
> >	Blow chunks
> >	Blow doughnuts  (Time to blow the doughnuts!)
> 
> >Steven T. Black
> >(no .sig - you mean you don't remember me?)
> what about "woof your cookies" and "Power Spit", and the ecer popular
> "Leave your offering to the porcelain God!"

Don't forget : Ralph
                       
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:41:35 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.231301.2241@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>In article <1992Nov16.221817.27574@en.ecn.purdue.edu> blair@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Marc E Blair) writes:
>>In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>>>
>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>>they'd be...
>>>>>>
>>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be...
>>>> 
>>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>> they'd be...
>>>> 
>>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>> there'd be...
>>    999,999,995
>>    -----------
>>    \             / (999,999,995-I)  Green Bottles hanging on the wall.\
>>     \            | (999,999,995-I) Green bottles hanging on the wall  |
>>     /            | And if one green bottle should accidentally fall   |
>>    /             \ there'd be                                         /
>>    -----------
>>        I=1
>>
>>Marc
>>
>Damn! Now we have to start over...

Budwiser comes by with free refills, so now there are...

999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Brown bottles hanging on the wall
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Brown bottles on the wall
If on of those Brown Bottles should happen to fall
There'd be ........

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From: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: math, phys, comp-sci joke
Date: 13 Nov 92 17:25:00 EST
Reply-To: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Executive Networks Information


RLAlso, can anyone finish the following? I'm stumped after the second line

RLe to the y, dy dx, e to the x, dx
  cosine, secant, tangent, sine, 3.14159
  ...
I heard one (a long time ago)

(chanted) sine tangent cosine sine 3.14159...Yea Math!!!


__________________________________

               Frank
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 19:31:39 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.132550.7075@wisipc.weizmann.ac.il> jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livian) writes:
>In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>>
>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be...
>>>>>
>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>>
>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>> they'd be...
>>>
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>> there'd be...
>>
> 999,999,994 more idiots who will continue this shit and will waste bandwith
> for NOTHING.
> Stop it please.It is not funny at all.

I don't know if I should say this or not but anyway, you are right, it's not
funny.  What IS funny are people like you who are trying to shut them up!!
I don't know about anyone else (except my room) but we die laughing
everytime we see someone trying to kill it!

Chris Veenstra
veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca

.sigs waste .bandwidth
From: schroesa@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Scott A. Schroeder)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: GGBJ
Date: 17 Nov 1992 19:28:52 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: schroesa@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Scott A. Schroeder)
NNTP-Posting-Host: o200c-1.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

Please send me the green golf ball joke.  I have heard too much on the net  
and I am curious.  Thanks
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: TUK067@maccvm.corp.mot.com (David Wheeler)
Subject: Not the GGBJ
Organization: Motorola
Date: 19 Nov 1992 06:44:22 CST

I've now seen two different GGBJ jokes posted on this group.  The first
concerned a one-eyed prostitute :-) and the other was a moral tale about
a father and his young son ;-D.

Ho hum...  So much for green golf balls.  Here's a joke about another
kind of golf ball; enjoy.

                         *******************
Two guys go out to play golf one day.  They've played a couple of holes
and are teeing off at the third when the first guy gets a wicked slice
on his drive and the ball disappears into an adjacent wood.  They both
go and start to hunt for it, but the undergrowth is thick and, after a
couple of minutes, the second guy decides it's a lost cause.

"I think this is a waste of time, don't you?" he says to his companion.
"We're never going to find it in here.  You'd better play another off
the tee."

"Oh, I don't know," says the other.  "Watch this."

He lets out a shrill whistle.  Immediately, a faint beeping can be heard
from close by.  A couple of seconds later, the first guy has tracked it
down to his ball, lying in a not-too-difficult position.  The second guy
is surprised, but says nothing as his companion plays his second shot out
on to the fairway.

A few holes later, the first guy is playing a longish pitch across a pond
to the green when he duffs his shot straight into the water.  The second
guy is speechless with amazement a couple of seconds later when the ball
rises to the surface and swims out, a propellor retracting inside it as
it comes to land.

Later still, the first guy hooks a drive out of bounds over a hedge.  As
they approach near the place where the ball disappeared, he lets out a
low-pitched whistle.  A couple of seconds later, the ball flies back over
the hedge, now using its propellor as a miniature helicopter blade.  It
drops on the fairway.  The second guy is absolutely flabbergasted.

"I can't believe your ball!" he exclaims.  "It beeps when you lose it in
rough, it swims out of water hazards and now, to cap it all, it flies!!
It's unnatural!  Where the hell did you get a ball like that?"

"Oh," says his companion, "I found it..."

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From: peter@NeoSoft.com (Peter da Silva)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: _Wizardry_Compiled_
Date: 18 Nov 92 04:05:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: NeoSoft.Bxw8op.I5s
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900

In article <1992Nov18.000337.16269@ee.ryerson.ca> elf@ee.ryerson.ca (luis fernandes) writes:
> This is a compilation of sayings that preceed each chapter of
> _Wizardry_Compiled_, the sequel to _Wizard's_Bane_, by Rick Cook.

Rick Cook is a weenie who hasn't got the sense to take Forth seriously. But
I'd be happy to visit his world.

>         in TOS 1.4, AmigaDOS and ProDOS."

Yeh, Atari ST, Amiga, and Apple IIGS. I'm surprised anyone could manage
to work on all three of those without being torn apart by a crazed user
group.

> The novel is interesting, but I wouldn`t say "Run out and get it"

I would. It's about the only example of its genre actually worth reading,
which is remarkable. It's not how well it dances...
-- 
Peter da Silva.  <peter@sugar.neosoft.com>.
 `-_-'   "Megvlelted mar ma a farkasodat ?"
  'U`    "Zure otsoa besarkatu al duzu gaur?"
Das kann nicht mein Zimmer sein, denn ich atme kein Ammoniak.
From: tck@bend.ucsd.edu (Kevin Marcus)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
Subject: Re: [MEXICAN]
Date: 19 Nov 1992 16:30:09 GMT
Organization: Linguistics Department, UCSD
NNTP-Posting-Host: bend.ucsd.edu

In article <1ef6jgINN1nc@gap.caltech.edu> itchy.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates) writes:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>*********************************************************************
>*I ALSO HAVE:                                                       *
>*Political Incorrectness:                                           *
>*      Bill Clinton Jokes   Lawyer Jokes     Blonde Jokes           *
>*Monty Python Plagarisms: (Scripts to)                              *
>*      Monty Python & The Holy Grail         Meaning of Life        * 
>*      Life of Brian (Incomplete, as far as I know)                 *   
>*Computer Humor:                                                    *
>*      Bastard Operator From Hell-- Computer series                 *
>*      More Computer Jokes-- 90K!!!                                 *
>*Other Stuff:                                                       *
>*      Lightbulb Jokes      Car Acronyms     Star Trek Parodies     *
>*      Murphy's Law stuff   Answering Machine Messages              *
>*      Deep Thoughts        Job Descriptions                        *
>*********************************************************************
>*  A .sig designed to keep me busy for quite a while                *
>*********************************************************************
>* Nathan Mates                nathan@cco.caltech.edu                *
>*********************************************************************
>-- 
>
>********************************************************************

Can you put up the light bulb jokes and Murphy's laws?  Or mail them to me?

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Subject: You are as funny as....
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 18:35:28 GMT

Please follow up:

You are as funny as...

... a screen door on a submarine
... a rubber crutch
... a fart in a spacesuit

Dave
-- 
Dave Bushong, Wang Laboratories, Inc.   Amateur Radio Callsign KZ1O
Project Leader, OCR products            kz1o@n0ary.#noca.ca.na
Internet: dbushong@wang.com
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33997 alt.folklore.computers:16320 alt.cascade:3241 alt.best.of.internet:123
From: gdscott@chester.ksu.ksu.edu (Geoffrey D Scott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Date: 17 Nov 1992 08:08:36 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: chester.ksu.ksu.edu

usenet@oracle.us.oracle.com (Oracle News Poster) writes:

>In article <1e86m3INNgk1@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_d604@ceres (David Scutt) writes:
>>aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine) writes:
>>: 
>>: all time favorites: Yawning in technicolor 
>>:   Engaging in an involuntary protien spill (carlin)
>>: -- 
>>
>>How about...
>>	Puke
>>	Spew
>>	Emit
>>	Chunder
>>	Retch
>>	Sick Up
>>	Do A Technicolour Yawn
>>	Park The Tiger
>>	Yell for Ralph
>>	Call Europe On The Great White Telephone
>>	Make A Pavement Pizza
>>	Have a School Lunch Re-Run
>>	Air The Diced Carrots		(personal favourite :-7 )
>>	Barf and Produce The Liquid Laugh

>You forgot some of my personal favourites -
>	Shout at your Shoes
>	Drive the Porcelin Bus
>	Boot
>	Blow chunks
>	Blow doughnuts  (Time to blow the doughnuts!)

>Steven T. Black
>(no .sig - you mean you don't remember me?)
what about "woof your cookies" and "Power Spit", and the ecer popular
"Leave your offering to the porcelain God!"
From: arkoff@lclark.edu (Gary Arkoff)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 21 Nov 92 08:28:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: lclark.1992Nov21.082828.12964
Organization: Lewis & Clark College, Portland OR

In article <1992Nov19.021906.11811@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> wharvey@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Wayne Harvey) writes:
>mroberts@ptdcs2.intel.com (Mark Roberts ~) writes:
>
>>In article <swtc62t@Unify.Com> tsv@Unify.com (Tim Vannaman) writes:
>>>
>>>FORD:  First on Race Day
>>>
>
>>I thought that was supose to be
>
>>		FORD: *FUCKED* on Race Day
>
>>or my favorite:
>
>>		FORD: Fucked-up Old Rebuilt Dodge
>
>>		;) :0 :)
>
>
>	Found On Rubbish Dump

Found on road dead.
Fix or repair daily.

-Gary

-- 
I like pork.  Especially pork chops.  *An anymonous student comment made
                                      *on the comment board in the cafeteria
Gary L. Arkoff  arkoff@lclark.edu     *at Lewis and Clark College.
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Nice Try (used to be Re: gREEN gOLF bALL jOKE)
Date: 16 Nov 1992 18:25:42 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.140.191

In article <BxtCwt.C0v@mach1.wlu.ca> macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather) writes:
>I call everyone's bluff!!  I don't believe there really is a Green Golf ball
>joke!!  So, if I'm wrong, please send it to me, and let my mind be at rest!
>Heather macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca

	Nice try heather! But you gotta do better than 
	that if you want me to send it to you..........

	Objoke:
	    People say that, statistically, it is safer to fly than
	    to drive; however I say that statistically, you have a
	    heck of a better chance of survival if your car crashes
	    than if your plane crashes.

	Prem!
 ==============================================================================
 ===   My modeling career was brief. I think it was because I got typecast  ===
 ===   after that time I was featured on the evolution chart......you know, ===
 ===   third from the left -- The Java Man..........                        ===
 ==============================================================================
From: freddy@spectrx.saigon.com (Fred Felli)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Don't Miss It!!
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 13:11:40 PST
Organization: SPECTROX SYSTEMS (408)252-1005 Silicon Valley, Ca



 
 
 
This week on Geraldo:
 
 
 
 
 
 
                      BIG, NAKED FAT GUYS
 
 
 
 
 

--
freddy@spectrx.saigon.com (Fred Felli)
SPECTROX SYSTEMS +1.408.252.1005  Silicon Valley, Ca

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bill@gaza.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (William J. King)
Subject: request for beer better than girls joke
Organization: University of Hawaii
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 17:13:34 GMT


anyone got a copy of the beer better than girls lines.
thanx

--
    bill@uhunix.bitnet 
    bill@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu 
    21.19 N.LAT by 157.52 W.LONG          
    Fish on the Byte
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: "nathan sugioka" <nsugioka@thresher.cs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Test
Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 03:12:38 -0500

This is a test
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine)
Subject: Re: Yugo jokes wanted
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:09:47 GMT


How do you make a Yugo go faster?

With a tow-truck.
-- 
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SysOp of the RPG Sig   /*/     ///   /*/     Creative Mind.
Type "Go RPG" and     /*/  \\\///   /*/ Your mother was a hamster
Join the Adventure   /*/    \XX/   /*/and your father smelt of elderberries
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dsblack@iastate.edu (Vilkata TDK)
Subject: Re: Please send me THE INVISIBLE GOLFBALL JOKE
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:25:16 GMT

In <pdlemass.722078112@unix2.tcd.ie> pdlemass@unix2.tcd.ie (Something original) writes:

>Please (multiplied by one million ) send me the Invisible golfball joke.
>I've heard it's really funny. If you think you might get flamed or your
>account taken away though , I under stand . Also , if you've heard it 
>and don't think you'd tell it properly don't bother. If you had it saved
>but deleted it by accident , don't worry ,I'm sure some one will have it.

>Thanks a trilion  in advance ,
>Peter Lemass.

Don't even start.  This whole string is way too long, and way too annoying.
It might have been funny the first two or three or twenty-five posts, but
it's just getting old and worn out.  I don't know which is more pitiful: the
people who can't figure out there is no joke, or the ones who try badly to go
along with it.  C'mon, people, save up and buy a clue.

>P.S. I was watching this North Ameican Show the other day and one of the
>characters (Biff was his name ) said "A sucker is born every 
>nano-second " What did he mean ???????

Not to start a flame, but doesn't this just _beg_ for a "You!"?
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