From: smidt@fy.chalmers.se (Peter Smidt)
Newsgroups: rec.games.go
Subject: Re: Internet Go Server Status.
Date: 23 Jan 93 07:52:48 GMT
Organization: Chalmers University of Technology

In article <1993Jan22.205110.19584@news.acns.nwu.edu> jzy@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Jim Yu) writes:
>In article <1993Jan22.030618.5299@kpc.com> hollasch@kpc.com (Steve Hollasch) writes:
>
>Steve,
>
>I almost picked up an extinguisher when I read your post.
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(Be observant to this creature! It can be harmful.)

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>>    FINALLY someone has the COURAGE to bring this to the public's
>>attention!!!!!  I CAN'T BELIEVE that the people in this group are so
>>the Internet Go Server!!!!!!
>>
>>    My experiences are similar to yours:  I've LOST the LAST SEVEN GAMES
>>I've played on the IGS!!!!!!!  I can hear you all now:  "So what?  Everybody
>>loses games".  (You ALL HATE ME, don't you???!!!!???!!)
>>
>
>What's the problem with you?!  You lost games and you...
>Give me a break!  You were apparently in a totally illogic state.  Let's
>first put aside the fact that losing 7 games in a row is NOTHING; let me
>ask, did you lose all 7 games...  Or did you lose all of them to
>yourself?  A Go game has to be played by TWO people.  Now, do you expect
>all the winners of the 7 games to post and say "What a wonderful thing
>has done to our brains throught IGS"?  Nonsense!  Either you play this game
>and take the losses, or you just quit.
>
>Or maybe this was your way to complain about IGS.  Nothing is perfect.
>Everyone can complain about anything.  But be *reasonable*!  At least that
>is what you need to win games.  And, be a gentleman -- like after each
>game, win or loss, say "thank you for the game" to your opponent (I hope
>you did that during the losing streak.)
>

Just watch out! The so called Mr Jim Yu is one of the minions of the
Alpha Centauri aliens. It is constantly carrying an X-ray beam
extinguisher to penetrate the net in its attempts to take control
over and enslave human beings. It then sucks brainwaves through
the terminal, convert it to nutrition and finally destoying the poor
fellow. All over my hometown these enslaved people walk the streets.
Normal people won't go out after dark. The politicians is totaly
neglecting this fact (or maybe they too, are the minions of Alpha
Centauri?) Don't Respond to Mr Jim Yu's article. You could otherwise
get harmful electrons from its X-ray instrument into you brain.

If you wonder why some of your friends no longer are playing at
the igs server. You have the answer above. They are enslaved, and now
only obeys Mr Yu's orders. They and seek out appropriate victims, which
they then can deliver the internal organs to the alien cyber center
located near Lake Oregano, USA. They take out the brains, cut some nerves
to get the helpless human semi-consiuos, places it in an cyborg,
which then will serve as a mining machine on Beta Centauri to
dig out Mosphorsium, a mineral used to gain pain and pleasure for the
perverted aliens (uach!). The Worldwide Almerta Consortium (WAC) is one of
the tools for the aliens. Don't ever (and I mean NEVER EVER) by
ANYTHING from the consortium if you don't want to end up in one of
their slave cities.

>
>>    Now every time I go out in public, PEOPLE LOOK AT ME FUNNY!!  What have
>>you DONE to my BRAIN????  How long do you think you can HIDE the fact
>>that you're a CIA SCIENTIST WHO'S TRYING TO TAP OUR BRAINS!!????  If you
>>don't PUT MY MIND BACK to the way it was before, I'll REMOVE MY ALUMINUM
>>FOIL BRAIN PROTECTOR and make you CATCH ON FIRE WITH MY X-RAY MIND
>>BEAMS!!!!!!
>>
>
>Which public?  Which people?  You might be blind yourself!  Did you tell
>your family that you lost tons of games on IGS and they quit cooking for
>you? All the damage to your brain has been done by yourself.

Don't listen! I say don't listen. This is all filled with lies!
As stressed in my previous letter aluminium foil won't help.  It will
only accumulate the beams until your head is so full it can explode! Only a 2
inch thick lead helmet will help. But be sure the wholes for the eyes don't
exceed the wavelength of Mr Yu's X-ray beams.

/Smidt
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