HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu
Subject: Re: a weekend without a bunny
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 21:34:22 GMT

keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
>mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>->keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr):
>->>mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>->>-> Perhaps she is making a new bunny with a badge to represent
>->>-> your role as net.cop.  At least you haven't denied that you
>->>-> squawked to my sys. adm.  I think you should
>->>-> apologize.
>->>
>->>what the fuck are you talking about? some idiot was
>->>posting forgeries from your account. i sent the
>->>forgeries to your postmaster. you should have said
>->>thanks.
>
>->Amazingly enough, I didn't even know if someone squawked
>->much less who.  
>
> 
>it never occured to me that you were
>the one posting the forgeries.
>
Hmmm.  They were posted from my account, they had my name in the
From: line, and it never occurred to you that I posted them.  Your
long association with Kevin is beginning to affect your ability to
distinguish between a plausible denial and this sort of ludicrous
statement.

Melvin M. Gladstone
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: <<------------------------------------ LHO test
Date: 15 Dec 92 17:49:31 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <16060010@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates) writes:

>Another neutral response from neutral Sweden.

Get fucked.
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: TO THE ANONYMOUS ITALIAN:
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 04:02:40 GMT

To the annoynomous Italian who wrote to me not too long ago. Please write back
to me *with* an address I can reply to. I need some info about what you wrote.

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 16:28:36 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.101031.13040@bsu-ucs> 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>intelegence

Ironic, no?

Melvin M. Gladstone
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.)
Subject: Re: a weekend without a bunny
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 13:45:28 GMT

dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
->In article <k-m2zpk@rpi.edu>, James G. Keegan Jr. writes:
->> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
->> ->With mint sauce and a dash of garlic salt.
->> ->Or don't you like your meat seasoned, James?
->> 
->> are you referring to bunny meat, dac?

->Not as such, no.

how then, dac, are you referring to "meat?"
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Clean the brit.
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:21:29 GMT
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1190@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> In article <1992Dec15.145226.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>> 
>> You know, Kevin. I think that you are so idiot that's not possible to 
>> explain you that you are repetitive. Look, again with the same bullshit.
>> 
> Listen Michelle, this is geting vvvveeeeeerrrryyyyy bbboooorrrriinnnngg.
> Can't you find anything to clean or what?

I am trying to clean your mind. But that's not easy. You are too much idiot.
But don't worry, I'll work hard!

	Michele
> 
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> _/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
-- 

===========================================================================
I wish to everybody a real BAD Christmas. I hope that your fathers will die
doing the role of Santa Claus that come down from the chimney. I wish that
your planes blow out while you are going back home to meet your families.
Have a Christmas Drink and Drive accident, get as many DUI as you can.
And, Last but not Least, FUCK YOURSELF, again.
===========================================================================
From: king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Drake vs PSU
Date: 15 Dec 92 18:18:09 GMT
Organization: Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine

In article <LAUNCE.92Dec14120358@medusa.med.utah.edu> launce@medusa.med.utah.edu (Tri-Ungulate) writes:
>In article <1992Dec11.163106.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>...
>You said your origins are from Africa. You wouldn't happen to mean
>*South* Africa, now would you?

South, north, east, west, what does it matter? As long as there are baboons
there, the Phantom can call it home.

We have before us an interesting competition: Drake vs PSU. Which one do
you think has the higher percentage of pinheads? PSU has a slight lead, but
then they had a bit of a head start, didn't they?

-- 
                       Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
     ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Subject: Re: Some Norwegian tries to impress us with her multilingual posts.
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 21:57:11 GMT

kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf) writes:
>> Kevin Walsh whines:
>> >There's nothing more cowardly than flaming some one in some
>> >poxy foreign language that you have to be from Pluto to understand.
>> 
>> Like its MY fault you're monolingual?
>>
>Well, what do you hope to acheive by posting in some alien language?

Being as this is alt.flame, I bet she wanted to get you upset.  Maybe not.

>A round off applause?

On alt.flame, a round of (not off) applause is when someone gets all
bent out of shape when they read a post.

>> Like its MY fault that, even though i put the name of the city where i
>> live in my signature, you can't even figure out what language i wrote
>> there?
>> 
>Does it matter what language it was.

Gee, I don't know.  Why don't you answer that...

>If it's not English it's crap.

...wrong answer.  Observe:

crap  <-  this is English and it's crap.

cuervo <- this is not English but it's not crap (it's crow).

>> (How do you know it's a flame, anyway, if you can't read it?)
>> 
>It shouldn't be in alt.flame otherwise.

My friend Cindy is too nice to flame.  It was probably Norwegian for "Let's
all be friends."

Melvin M. Gladstone
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Subject: Re: WITTY: The American Graley
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 05:38:52 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>> Dim-Witty is the American version of J.ust S.tupid Graley.
>
>Listen Handy (jerk off) Andy, You haven't been here the entire discusion
>so just shut the fuck up, ok? You don't have any idea what is going on.
>> 
>> -- Andy
>Dumb Texan.
>
>JEFF WITTY
>A.K.A. THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, US ARMY                      

 
 Huh? duh, What?

 What's goin' on here?

 Hey... whatta you guys talkin' about?  What are you guys playin'?
 Oh goody.  "Army-man".  
 
 I wanna play.
 Please?  Pleasepleasepleaseplezplezplezplezpuhleeeeez?  Can I, huh?  
 Can I?

-- Andy
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: roby can't fire anybody...
Date: 18 Dec 92 17:11:11 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

Ah, I forgot, roby. Now, that you know, you see that you *can't* fire me. 

   Take it easy

	Michele
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester)
Subject: Re: Complete SUCKER list ...
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 20:57:04 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.012847.13825@tdb.uu.se> t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svens
on) writes:
>Uncle Fester (thester@nyx.cs.du.edu) wrote:
>
>: 	I don't claim 
>: 	to be the first person ever called "Fester" either.
>: 	Their have been others named "Fester" before.
>: 	
>: 
>: 	Uncle Fester
>: 	(and I'm *really* an uncle)
>:  
>
>Never argue with a norwegian. People might not know the difference.
>Now go post some pornos to calm down, Fest-baby.


Hey!  Good idea.  I'll do that right now.
The news poster here sometimes takes so long, I tend to get 
drowsy during the process.
Was I arguing?  I thought I was just looking for the opportunity
to say "dumb excuse for a Norwegian asshole."  <---There, I did it again!
I feel *much* better now.

Uncle Fester

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From: krobinso@orchid.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: what *really* is fnal.gov
Date: 13 Dec 92 21:57:26 GMT
Organization: Penn State Computer Science

In article <1992Dec12.023817.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>Fuck the american government. Fuck, fuck, and then fuck!
>This fucking system does not work anymore, I answer, I spend time that I 
>could spend with fucking women, and then it does not post my answers anymore.
>Fuck the fucking hell, that's bullshit. I am loosing the 50% of the posts, 
>I have to rewrite them, I don't read alt.flame anymore. What the fucking 
>hell is happening here?!?!? Fuck! 
>(Just an example of how USA works)

Posting from a government site and inserting the term "fuck" into the
seven sentences you posted is indeed a shining example of who works
for our government and why our government is slowly pulling America
down into the sewer system. K e n suggests that you apologize for your
rude behavior to citizens of other nations (from past posts) and initiate
standard washing procedures for your largest facial orifice. Further
misbehavior will result in effective actions from the Department of
Information.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Kevin Walsh: A Study of Uselessness (was Re: Lazy Italians)
Date: 15 Dec 92 10:39:11 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <Bz9I07.3CM@cs.psu.edu> krobinso@brickred.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
> 
> You seem to be quite confused. At least Michele can make a few points
> now and then, but you sir, have not posted one article that has a 
> point. Your posts are irrelevant, and you are irrelevant.
> 
> As for spending energy, perhaps you should calculate the number of
> posts you have made compared to Michele's. After gathering this
> information, it would seem that you put more energy into useless,
> irrelevant posts than anyone in the history of alt.flame, except
> for Kevin Darcy. K e n suggests you acquire some clues from someone
> else other than yourself.
> 
As the official supplier of the net.clue [tm].  It would be
inappropriate to obtain clues from any other source.  Perhaps
you would like to purchase a net.life [tm] from my vast stock.

You're lucky I even read this post.  Posts with your name on
ordinarily find themselves relegated to the net.bin.  It would
seem that your name hasn't found its way into my new kill file
just yet; I deleted the previous kill file last week.

Maybe this post is simply irrelevant; maybe you should get a net.life.

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From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Michelle is a brick wall.
Date: 17 Dec 92 18:00:41 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec15.150127.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <1152@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> 
> > You are a lazy "man," Michelle; why not get back to work.  Just to put
> > you right on a point... You already write things that few people can
> > understand - and you DO seem to spend a lot of energy for nothing.
> > 
> Maybe I spend energy for nothing.
> 
Maybe you do.  Fuck me, it's like talking to a brick wall.
Are you only just catching on there, Michelle?

> 
> [.sig deleted]
> 
It's about time you stoped quoting the whole text of the article
you are following up to.  Well done.

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: THE CLUELESS PHANTOM
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 23:12:47 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.094313.1@acad.drake.edu> rjr004@acad.drake.edu writes:
>> 
>> They couldn't hit a tank even if it run over them.
>
>Dream on, Captain Caveman, even a cretin like you could just pick up some of
>the U.S.'s high-tech weapontry and blow anything up...  get a clue.

Oh don't burn me with your puny flame ! I was merelely making a joke
out of first hand experience how bad your soldiers operate in arctic
regions. BTW, I think it's 'Captin' not 'Captain' phantom-baby baptised
me, I laugh everytime I see a american sub-being with bad writing skills.

>> How many of them there must be, maybe you're one ? 
>
>Or maybe you (and 5 of your closest friends) personally got the shit beat 
>out of you by 1 U.S. soldier...  

Did you fucking read what I wrote ? You can't beat facts from reality.

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |

Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: A racist rears her ugly little head
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 19:07:50 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Dec16.163324.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>In article <9212151702.21@rmkhome.UUCP>, rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>
>> But do remember that wpi = Worcester, Mass.  And so far she has acted in
>> a manner exactly like the other denizens of that blight on humanity.
>> 
>> I'm about 15 miles from Worcester, and that's way too close.
>
>Here I emphatically agree. God forbid that you be an institution of higher
>intelligence. I can only imagine the grusome scene that would invaribly ensue
>upon your stepping on the campus grounds--- instant brain bleeding.

I take it that you've never been to Worcester.  The WPI campus is in the
middle of a pit.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: 1st Class or 3rd Class ???
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 06:21:20 GMT


vsg001@acad.drake.edu wrote:
:
: In fact, I'm just going to sit back and watch you flame yourself.
:

Oh, yeah, you lazy bastard? Just because you can't do it, I'll
have to it myself. Oh well, suppose it gets the job done, anyway.
Here we go:


PAR NO LIKEUM PHANTOM! PAR MORON!


...was it good for you, Pantie?



/Par



Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.tasteless.jokes
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 23:06:23 -0500 
From: Thomas Omar Smith <ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
	<1ga7m3INNkpq@parsley.csv.warwick.ac.uk>

Excerpts from netnews.alt.tasteless.jokes: 11-Dec-92 Re: Joke for you 10
percenters Mr J S Graley@csv.warwic (940)

> In article <92346.045837JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> Joe Carlson
> <JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
> |In article <ByvvzF.KFs@cck.coventry.ac.uk>, csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (MR X)
> |says:
> |
> |>In article <24276@hacgate.SCG.HAC.COM> sperdomo@samson.hac.com writes:
> |>>Do you know why the British ships came back from the Falkland Islands
> full of
> |> sheep?
> |
> |>>
> |>>War brides.
> |
> |>At least we won the falklands war....
> |
> |   Yea, right, and the Falklands most destructive weapon was using
> |a rubber band to fling cottonballs...get real dork.
> |

> DUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR!!!!

> CUCKOO CUCKOO 

> THIS DIM FUCK HAS TO BE THE MOST REMEDIAL POSTER TO ALT.FLAM IN THE ENTIRE
> HISTORY OF TIME (APART FROM FUCK-WITTY)!!!

> It was the ARGIES we shot fuck out of in that war, after _they_ invaded the 
> Falklands. We were outnumbered 4-1 (or something) and we still burned their
> arses.

> ~THE GREAT NAME

> -- 
>     Don't worry,
>      Its like in the comic books...
>       ITS NOT REAL!

It took the British three weeks to deploy troops into the Falklands. 
The U.S. had troops in staging in Saudi Arabia within 48 hours of the
invasion of Kuwait.  By the time you limeys get your sorry assed army in
motion, America has already done the job and gotten the glory.


					Tom the non hacker
					Kemp in 96!
					"If patriotism is the last refuge
					of scoundrels,  Then environmentalism
					is the current refuge of totalitarians."
					Bob Jackson
From: 880840m@ace.acadiau.ca (MICHAEL ALEXANDER MCKAY)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: PLEASE HELP IN FLAMING MY HOMO FRIEND
Keywords: flame, friend, homo
Date: 11 Dec 92 19:16:58 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <Bz2HE2.JIn@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> rawlings@expert.cc.purdue.edu (mike rawlings) writes:

>My *friend* pissed me off this weekend... He refused to go out to the bars 
>ALL this week just because it happens to be FINAL EXAM time.

 O horrors! He should be shot for his selfishness! How dare he put his 
academic success over the opportunity to drink with you! :-)

>Fifth year seniors don't study for finals until the morning of the test, 
>right?

 Just out of curiosity, are you a fifth year senior?

>Send all your homosexual type flames and put-downs to:
>
>	  ==>>  desaitv@expert.cc.purdue.edu     
>
>(Use the words "Camel Jocky" in the flame and receive BONUS points)


 Why? Does personal responsibility qualify one as a homosexual?
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Will Michele Make It ???
Date: 17 Dec 92 14:42:19 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1992Dec17.003556.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>My sex life is for sure more exciting than your, stupid,  *cold*, norway 
>guy. You know, I heard that Norway girls are depressed because, over there, 
>you guys, loose the nights drinking and slepping. 

Oh, boy, I bet he's licking his wounds over that one!

>At least in the USA we 
>do Drink and Drive...

Speak for yourself Mich.  If you ask me that's a real stupid thing to be
bragging about.

>I can't get laid.  So I flame, imbecile.

The truth comes out.  Mich has blue-balls.


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    Visit the SOUNDING BOARD BBS 214-596-2915, a Wildcat! BBS
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: piss
Summary: The water, please...
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 02:28:59 GMT

In article <1g9gj9INNbfu@uwm.edu> leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt) writes:
>
>
>Yo, Mr. kevin Walsh,
>
>	Next time I'm on the east coast, I'm going to piss off the end
>of the longest pier I can find and hope that the current carries it
>across the Atlantic and beyond to merry old England where it ends up
>in your drinking water.
>
>
>						Leonardo (icniV ad)
>
Please don't piss off the east coase, i grew up on the coast in NH and
return there occasionally, pissing in our swimming hole does *not*
constintute colossal effrontery to the British or English or what all
they are calling themselves. I think we on the eastern seaboard have
more knowledge, if not respect for the English, having had to go
through so much Nh history with England involved i think know more
about England than about the west coast of my own damn country.That's
really the only thing i have to gripe about for you guys.Flame at
will, please, isn't that what this group is for?Please please flame
me.I'm beggin ya, and no crap ass flames, i wanna see some nastiness
out there, now get crackin'!

- Scandalous "doing irreparable damage to your intestines" the Goddess

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Jim)
Subject: Re: You're the top of the 'stupid' chain
Reply-To: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se
Organization: Ericsson Telecom AB
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 15:29:52 GMT

In article 13083@bsu-ucs, 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu () writes:
>
> [ Bad attempt at covering mistakes deleted ]
>
> It is scary that there are people out there that are even more
> ignorant than the wankers who frequent alt.flame.

I assume you are referring to yourself, imbecile.

>-- redone for the Understanding impaired 

I like the way this prick tries to make out that yet *another* post full of
spelling errors is deliberate.  I'm surprised this little worm can talk what
with having its foot so firmly jammed into its mouth!

At least your pathetic flounderings are amusing, moron.


All my pity to you, sad and lonely asshole.

Jim.
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: Erik Naggum <erik@naggum.no>
Reply-To: Erik Naggum <enag@ifi.uio.no>
Date: 16 Dec 1992 22:30:57 +0100
Subject: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters

[Alien <mjw@cch.coventry.ac.uk>]
|
|   [ Quoted material deleted ]

Hey, Alien!  You might do yourself a favor if you stop posting messages
consisting entirely of quotes from other articles.  You're soon gonna
look like an Englishman, the way you're at it.

ObTJ:
-- Mommy, mommy, can I have a cookie?
-- Sure, honey, take as many as you can from the jar.
-- But, Mommy, I don't have any arms.
-- No arms, no cookies.

</Erik>