From: s92458km@sfc.keio.ac.jp (Kunio Muto)
Newsgroups: alt.manga
Subject: translation
Date: 9 Nov 92 02:17:06 GMT
Distribution: alt.manga
Organization: Keio University Shonan Fujisawa Campus.

Hello, this is the kunedog after having a screwed up weekend as usual. 

 Last night, the Manga god came up to my bed (seriously, I'm no Jimmy
 Swaggert, I swear to God) and said "kunedog, you must translate
 some manga." Although I was sorta upset, I woke up at three  in the
 morning, and managed to translate a chapter of a manga. But the Manga
 god didn't tell me what to translate, so I just did something I picked 
 at random.... so here goes...

 Oh, by the way, this is a skipshod work, and I did it in an hour or
 less. You can do anything you want with it (send it to ftps, post it
 to other newsgroups, use it as a joke to send to Rikiya Asano...
 ANYTHING.) as long as I don't get in trouble. (Remove my .sig, remove
 all evidence it was done by the kunedog) If you find any typos,
 grammatical mistakes, and the rest of the shit, e-mail me where I
 should correct. So, once again, here goes....


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Uchi Ni Oideyo
Come On A My House!
Hidenori Hara
Young Sunday Comics 

A (very) crude introducion of characters...

Aya - The chick, a pianist
Mikio - The guy, a student at Waseda (ugh!) University. A camera dude (not 
	mentioned yet)     

Vol.1 
Chapter 1  Come On A My House!

p.3

[charanporan]
[it's the name of the bar, means sloppy, in Japanese]

p.4 
[Chapter 1   Come On A My House!]

p.7

Aya - Nm. (getting up)

p.8 

Aya - Er...
Mikio - Mmmm.. (mumbling, still in sleep)

p.9 

[goooooooo] (boiling water)
Aya - I surely didn't imagine sleeping with him... [pasha] (washing face)
[gara gara] (gargling) [puuu] (spitting out water)
Aya - (I've always thought he worked there part time...) 
[flashback in bakground]
voices - Mikio, this one's done.
	 Where's my beer?
	 Mikio, I'd like a set of mixed nuts.
Aya - (He was a customer... a college student.)

p.10

Mikio - [Nmmmmm...] (waking up)
Aya - (oh) You're awake?
Aya - I'll make some coffee.
Mikio - Er... yes....
Aya - We drank too much yesterday...
Mikio - Er... yes....
Mikio - (Oh yeah...... I slept over at her house....)

p.11

[goso goso] [goso goso] (putting on underwear)

p.12

Mikio - (Hmmm....it's a lot different from my room.)
Mikio - (I guess it is a girl's room, after all.)
[the poster on the ceiling is a poster of the movie Rainman.]
Aya - Why are you looking around?
Mikio - (Heh?) Er... nothing...
Mikio - "Rainman".... I guess you're a Tom Cruise fan... (goes after handsome 
	men, I bet)
Aya - No. Dustin Hoffman.
Mikio - Dustin.. Hoffman..
Mikio - Yeah, Hoffman. 
Aya - (yes, yes)
Mikio  - Yeah, I like his acting style is cool. (I won against that guy!)

p.13 

Aya - I became a fan after watching "The Midnight Carboy." Also, I liked 
      "The President's Conspiracy," "The Graduate," "Kramer vs. Kramer."
[I'm not sure about the first two movie titles.. somebody please correct 
them if I've got'em wrong. (which I probably have.)
Mikio - Oh...yeah? (I..I dunno...I only know "Tootsie.")
Aya - Rainy Blues was also pretty good... [again, please check out the 
      title...]
Mikio  - (On to another topic...) (Hey!)
Mikio -Yo, that's a keyboard you got there. I guess you practive with that.
Aya - Er... yes, I do.
Mikio  - Hey that's great. Hey, can you play something?
Aya - Huh? Oh...OK..
Aya - There's this piece called the Hanon Exericses [again please, look it 
      up.] and I don't feel well if I don't play it every morning.
Mikio - Hmmmm... Hanon Exercises. Let me listen to it.
Aya - It's not a very interesting piece.
Mikio  -It's all right... Let me listen to it....

p.14

Mikio - (Hooooly shit! this is real boring!)
Mikio - (Er... I guess it's all right..)

p.15

Mikio - Er... you got work now? 
Aya - Yes.
Mikio - Till when? School's only till four, so after that, we might go out
	somewhere...
Aya - Sorry... I have to teach in electron classes until six 'o clock today.
Aya - After that, I have to play the piano at H Hotel.....
Mikio - Oh...
Aya - I'm real sorry..
Mikio - No problem...
[Asagaya Station]

p.16

Aya - So long....
Mikio - Er..mom? Yeah...I slept over at Araki's last night...Oh, somone 
	called? OK, bye... [gachan] (hanging up)
Mikio - So... What should I do now? (Ain't much going to college from 
	now...)
[guuuuuuu] (hunger pangs)

p.17

[Charanporan]
Mikio - 'ullo.
"Master" - (Hm?)
"Master" - Oh...It's you...mikio. Hey, thanks for helping out last night.
	   (gosh, you're so early)
Mikio - Hey, by the way, I'm hungry.. Can you cook something for me? 
"Master" - Hungry? Make something by yourself.
Mikio - Hey, I'm the customer!     
"Master" - This place's not open yet.
Mikio - (Heh. What sort of a place is this?

p.18

"Master" - Want some coffee?
Mikio - Yeah, thanks.
"Master" - What did you do last night?
Mikio - What are you talking about?
"Master" - You took Aya-chan home last night?
Mikio - Er.. yes. Took her up to her apartment, and from there I took a 
	taxi back home.
"Master" - Hmm... You got some cash...
Mikio - Always have that much.
"Master" - But then, why are you fooling around here in Asagaya at this time
	   of the day. if you went back to Seijoh?
Mikio - Er,, nothing... I don't have anything to do.
[He he]

p.19

Mikio - (I slept over.)
[some old song.... dude, someone translate it.]
Mikio - What's that song?
"Master" - It's an ooold song kids won't know.
Mikio - And who's the kid?

p.20 

[Nakano Station]
[Hayama Electron/Piano Classes]
Aya - OK. That's it for today. Be careful of the cars.
Kids - Bye! 
       Goodbye, teacher. [wai wai] [gaya gaya] (children going home etc.)      

p.21 

[Charanporan]
"Master" - Hey, you can go home if you want. 
Mikio - Wait till I finish washing this plate.....
"Master" - But you've been washing the same plate over and over again.
"Master" - She's not gonna come today. She rarely comes when she goes to 
	   play the piano...
Mikio - I'm not waiting... for her..
"Master" - (Then go home!)

p.22

Mikio - OK... we'll I'm going home.
"Master" - Oh. See ya later.
[patan] (door closing)
[ban] (door opening)
"Master" - What's going on?
[kiii] (door opening)
Aya - Hi. (How've you been doing, "Master"?)
Mikio - Hi!
Aya - (oh) (well)

p.23

Mikio - What would you like? 
Aya - Er... Beer.
Mikio - OK. Beer.
"Master" - I thought you were going home.
[batan] (closing door)
Mikio - Shiiiiit! Just you remember, "Master" ! 
Mikio - (.....)
Mikio - (sigh)
Mikio - Oh well, I guess I can't help it. By the way, mom'll be pissed if
	I'm not back two nights in a row...
Mikio - I can see her when I go there again...
[kotsu x 4] (footsteps)

p.24 

Aya - (ha) (ha) (panting)
Mikio - !
Aya - You're going to the station, right? I'll go along with you...
Mikio - Er.. oh.. Thank you.
Aya - So... see you later...
Mikio - Oh..yeah..
Mikio - Er...
mikio - Do they have it in the rental shops?
Aya - Huh?


p.25

Mikio - The moving you were talking about in the morning.. Dustin Hoffman's
	"Midnight something"?
Aya - Carboy?
Mikio - I'd like to see it sometime... In fact, I only know "Tootsie"....
Aya - (kusu) (kusu) (chuckling)
Aya - I have one that's dubbed.
Aya - You can borrow it next time.
Mikio - (Oh.)
Mikio - Yes...
Mikio - See you next time.
Aya - Yes...

p.26

Aya - Hey....
Aya - How about...
Aya - Watching it... 
Aya - now....

p.27

Aya - Come on a my house....
Mikio - Yeah....

END Chapter 1.
a (crude) translation by the kunedog, 1992. No rights reserved....(@_@)

      


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				Freshman, Keio Univ. SFC. 
				Faculty of Policy Management