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From: andrewg@yang.earlham.edu
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Teen Spirit Lyrics
Date: 10 Sep 92 21:49:40 GMT
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana


	This may or may not be news by now, but Nirvana's new single 
("Lithium," I believe) contains a complete lyric sheet for all of the songs
on Nevermind.
	Just as an aside, I'd like to recommend Nirvana's first album, Bleach.
It's a goody.
From: v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (BIFTAD HOMESLICE)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: I new here
Keywords: Buffalo
Date: 11 Sep 92 18:18:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


	I just started school at University at Buffalo.  I don't know where to
turn for Dr. D's show.  Please email.

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From: reh@odin.icd.ab.com (Scrap Iron Hodge (Steve DiSalvo?))
Subject: the Dr. no longer in Cleveland?
Organization: Throw everything in a manila folder and forget it
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 03:41:03 GMT

  I heard the doctor's last show on the Westwood One Network (the dog show,
as I remember), and he said at the end that the same stations would be
carrying him after the move. (Or something to that effect.)
  Well, apparently, WMJI (105.7 in Cleveland) is not one of those.  Does
anyone have an updated list of stations since the move?  Maybe a phone
number for the Dementia Central so I can ask the source?  A clue to where
in Cleveland this much-needed break from sanity can be found?
 HELP!


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From: s6294165@titan.ucc.umass.edu (s6294165)
Subject: Re: read this post
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 01:12:34 GMT
X-Posted-From: titan.ucc.umass.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

I came back to college this week and found out that the station that carried
him cancelled earlier in the summer.  (WRNX, Amherst, MA)  When I called, the
DJ said they had cancelled it and only recieved ten calls.  So, they decided
to play music instead.  They cancelled when most of their audience was out of
town, so I'm hoping other people will come forward this semester.

The only other station that carries him is WZLX out of Boston, and it's
hard to pick up beacause there is a Vermont station on the same frequency
which almost drowns it out.

Steve M.
From: Scott_Hertz@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us (Scott Hertz)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: DR. Demento
Date: 8 Sep 92 20:11:17 GMT
Organization: The Village BBS

Is not played here in the 404 area code, which is Atlanta, GA.  At least
not to my knowledge. Please post if someone knows differently.


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Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: mvp@netcom.com (Mike Van Pelt)
Subject: Re: The 900 number
Date: Mon, 07 Sep 92 06:07:52 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Keywords: dr.demento, radio log

In article <3730@copper.Denver.Colorado.EDU> ras@copper.denver.colorado.edu (Scooby) writes:
>if there is not a listing for your area, and you want to shell out the
>$$$ for the doctor demento hotline, you can call 1-900-773-7333 to find
>out the location of a station near you.

Aigh!  No Dr. Demento!  I called KFOG and complained, but
the board droid probably isn't in any position to be helpful,
even if he were so inclined, which he didn't seem to be.

I called the 900 number, and got nothing but someone reading off a list
of about 4 or 5 numbers.  I have no idea what I may have just called --
the "Amazing Psychic Picks Your Lucky Lotto Numbers for Only $666"
number?  The mind reels.  Worse, I was sure I must have fatfingered the
number (That's 900 773-7333, right?  Right.) that I tried it again,
this time paying very close attention to what I was dialing.  Two
sevens, one three, one seven, three threes.  Same voice reading the
same mystery numbers.

KDON, if they carry Dr. D., doesn't carry him at the canonical time.
I'll check again at midnight.  *sigh*.

>If you care to snail mail to the good doctor:  Dr. Demento, P.O. Box 884,
>Culver City, CA  90232.  

I may be forced to resort to this.  Stone knives and vaccuum tubes...
-- 
Mike Van Pelt                     Will your long-winded speeches never
mvp@netcom.com                    end?  What ails you that you keep on 
                                  arguing?    --    Job 16:3
From: awv0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ALAN WRIGHT VEROSTICK)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: The Shuffle Demons
Date: 14 Sep 92 20:53:22 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Hi...

I heard a group called the Shuffle Demons on the radio a few weeks ago.  I am
trying to find some of their stuff on either CD or cassette.  Their style is
sort of an acid-pop jazz.  The group is comprised of 3 sax players(one who
sings), a bassist, and a drummer.

If anyone knows where I can get a hold of some of their stuff, please email me
at the adress below.

Thanks...and stay demented.

-- 
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                                -Miles Davis
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AWV0@PL118F.CC.LEHIGH.EDU              |               -Miles Davis
From: alh@tekig1.PEN.TEK.COM (Al Hooton)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Date: 4 Sep 92 22:23:11 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Tektronix, Inc., Beaverton,  OR.

In article <494@idtinc.UUCP> mnardini@idtg.uucp (Mauro Nardini) writes:
>
>	Does anyone have the lyrics to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?

Yup: mmmbmbmmmlllsl  uummpthyrf  mmmnghhfuuyd....   :-0  :-)

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From: cobra@jab.tucson.az.us (Cobra)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: DR. Demento
Date: 9 Sep 92 02:19:30 GMT
Organization: Just Another Bbs. Tucson, AZ

Scott_Hertz@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us (Scott Hertz) writes:

> Is not played here in the 404 area code, which is Atlanta, GA.  At least
> not to my knowledge. Please post if someone knows differently.
> 
> 
> -- Via DLG Pro v0.992

 
...not to mention that as of today, it's still not heard *anywhere* in the 
Grand Canyon state...  ::snif, sob::
 
Which leads me to my next question...
 
Has anybody here in net-and successfully lobbied a radio station to carry 
the Good Doctor?  I'd be interested in hearing from you.  I'm thinking about 
firing up the word processor and batch-mailing a few stations here in my 
community, but haven't figured out a good angle with which to address the 
program director.
 
In fact, the PD of the #1 rated AOR station runs a BBS, and I've left him 
messages about it, but it goes unanswered (  :(  )...
 
Suggestions??

   Thanks...and back to our regularly scheduled program.


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From: gasarch@cs.umd.edu (William Ian Gasarch)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: FUNNY FIVE
Date: 14 Sep 92 18:28:09 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742


5) Fast Food. No stars
	I never found this funny. Maybe I'm missing something.

4) You don't love you anymore (Weird Al) ****
	Great song!  Second best 

3) Arnold Rap ****
	Is is insulting or flattering? No matter what, its great!
	It combines some of Arnold's best lines into sort of a rap,
	with other singers singing backup.

2) Homecoming Queen has a gun ***
	The novelty has warn off a bit, but still a great song.

1) Ren and Stempy  ????
	IF you are familiar with the show, its GREAT, otherwise its
	seems weird. NOt bad, just weird.

					bill
From: aland@informix.com (Colonel Panic)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: DR. Demento
Summary: angst: the bay area is now doctorless...
Date: 12 Sep 92 03:40:47 GMT
Organization: The Helen Keller Bondurant High Performance Driving School for the Blind

In article <878sqB2w164w@jab.tucson.az.us> cobra@jab.tucson.az.us (Cobra) writes:
>Has anybody here in net-and successfully lobbied a radio station to carry 
>the Good Doctor?  I'd be interested in hearing from you.  I'm thinking about 
>firing up the word processor and batch-mailing a few stations here in my 
>community, but haven't figured out a good angle with which to address the 
>program director.

I'd be interested, also, now that KFOG has dropped it (leaving no S.F. Bay
Area station with it).  MY question is: how would a radio station, if
sufficiently interested, contact the syndicator to get pricing info (?)
and other details on how to carry the show?  I'd assume that this would be the
first thing a program director would ask for, and it would be helpful to have
the answer ready...

>Ken Thompson - Cobra@jab.tucson.az.us   |"Mr. Science Officer, commence    


--
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From: capnal@aqua.whoi.edu (Al Duester)
Subject: Re: The Android Sisters
Organization: Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 19:58:19 GMT


Try calling or writing ZBS Foundation, RR#1, Box 1201
Fort Edward, NY 12828 (518) 695-6406 (800) 395-2549
for orders 24hr/day. They oughta ba able to help you.


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From: mhoff@elie.ma.utexas.edu (Marty Hoff)
Subject: The Android Sisters
Organization: University of Texas at Austin Mathematics
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 20:56:12 GMT

Greetings, oh demented ones!
	I am on a quest to find a group called The Android Sisters
(preferably on CD) Does anyone out there have information about this group?
I heard recently that the Android Sisters have come out with a second 
album, and I would really like to get a hold of it.

BTW for those of you who do not know, the Android Sisters are a group
that is very strange.  Their first album was called _Songs of Electronic
Despair_ and featured such strange songs as "Down on the Electronic Farm"
(which was played by Dr. D at least once).  The Android Sisters originally
come from a Radio mystery/sci-fi/comedy series called:  _Ruby_.
I highly recommend that radio series as well, and actually I could use
any information about locating that series as well.  Both of these were
put out by a company called ZBS.

Thanks in advance for the info!
Marty Hoff (the tangster) 
mhoff@math.utexas.edu

"And then it crawled onto my left breast and HUNG THERE!!!!!"
---"Telephone Wires in the Tropics," The Android Sisters
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From: cobra@jab.tucson.az.us (Cobra)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: Rochester NY
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 19:01:29 PDT
Organization: Just Another Bbs. Tucson, AZ

pjb4288@ultb.isc.rit.edu (Pete - Toonatic - Boulay) writes:

> I just wish Dr. Demento would be back on in Rochester....
> -- 
> Peter J. Boulay --17 Split Rock Road-Pittsford, NY 14534-The ToonAddict!
> Email should be sent only to PJB4288@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
> Disclaimer: You don't like what I'm writing? Oh well.
> "Well shut my mouth wide open!"- Tiny Toons HISMV

 
It's been about four years since Dr. Demento has been on here in Tucson, and 
we weren't able to listen to the FM outlet in Phoenix (100 miles away...) 
and hear it when it used to be on there, so...  :(


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From: marston@coos.dartmouth.edu (David Marston)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: Dr. Demento
Date: 15 Sep 92 16:57:28 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

In article <1992Sep15.014106.6784@cs.rose-hulman.edu> cumminje@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (James E. Cummings) writes:
>Distribution: world
>
>When did Dr. Demento leave Westwood One and why?
>
>James Cummings

As for "why?": Westwood One has cut back a lot of things; Dr. Demento was not
singled out. Their top management felt a need to trim expenses and shows that
weren't profitable enough. On his last WW1 show, scheduled for broadcast on
the weekend of 8/29-30/92, Dr. D. closed the show with high praise for the
WW1 people he was leaving.
.................David Marston          uunet!dartvax!coos!marston
                                        marston@coos.dartmouth.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: igor@access.digex.com (Dan White)
Subject: Re: The 900 number
Keywords: dr.demento, radio log
Organization: Society for the Prevention of Paronomastic Defenestration
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:44:23 GMT

For what it's worth...

   According to Ma Bell (specifically AT&T)

      1-900-773-7333 (The Dr. D Hotline) is no longer in service.
From: pms26964@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Phil Scopes (not PMS))
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Date: 4 Sep 92 23:13:44 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

ftp cs.uwp.edu
get /pub/music/lyrics/files/nirvana/smells_like_teen_spirit
-- 
* Phil Scopes (pms26964@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu)
* University of Illinois
* Champaign/Urbana
From: v070p6nd@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Anthos)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: I new here
Keywords: Buffalo
Date: 11 Sep 92 21:01:00 GMT
Organization: SUNY at Beefalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <BuFEuA.3vr@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (BIFTAD HOMESLICE) writes...
>	I just started school at University at Buffalo.  I don't know where to
>turn for Dr. D's show.  Please email.
I'm also looking for a place to turn, so please post the answer (or E-mail it
to me too).  I have the Anniversary CD's but I need
more, More, MOre, MORe, MORE!!!!!

THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA-HAA!!!!!
> 
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Oh, how I am confused!
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Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: docbrown@eskimo.celestial.com (Dan Sanderson)
Subject: Re: How to Find novelty music
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 03:59:18 GMT

Just a quick question, Bill, you said "1-800-CD-INFO".  It's missing a
number.  (You also posted a 1-900 number after it in parens.  What
exactly did you mean?)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: Smells Like Teen Spirit
From: jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle )
Date: 4 Sep 92 21:38:36 PDT
Organization: California State University, Bakersfield
Summary: You mean it IS a song?

Gee guys, never having heard any Nirvana tune I guess I have to take some
of the flame too.  I didn't know SLTS was really a song.  I thought it was just
the name of Al's album.  Needless to say Nirvana is not one of my favorite
groups. %-}  I thought the whole point was that the lyrics are unintelligible
anyway....so.....who cares?

Jennifer
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From: mvp@netcom.com (Mike Van Pelt)
Subject: Re: The 900 number
Date: Mon, 07 Sep 92 06:15:21 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Keywords: dr.demento, radio log

AIGH!  I just called KDON and they are NOT carrying the Doctor!

I can feel the walls of mundane radio closing in... *gasp* *choke*
-- 
Mike Van Pelt                     Will your long-winded speeches never
mvp@netcom.com                    end?  What ails you that you keep on 
                                  arguing?    --    Job 16:3
From: gt6223b@prism.gatech.EDU (Jerry B. Ray)
Newsgroups: rec.music.christian
Subject: Re: U2's denomination
Date: 7 Sep 92 00:11:54 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

In article <1992Sep6.213843.18138@newshost.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:
->>So just turn you offensometer way down, and just accept the show for what
->>it is-rock and roll.
->
->As Christians, can we really do that?  Can we say that, "Well most of it
->is ok, so it must be right."  I don't believe that we can. 
-
-I don't believe we can at all.  A friend of mine told me his views on a
-similar subject, and they make a lot of sense.  If there's one bad song on
-an album, he doesn't bother with any of it.  That one song is still a
-representation of the groups' views, and if they aren't in sync with what
-we, as Christians, should believe -- throw it out!

Well, here i go again defending my 'offensometer' post once more.

The quote above is taken completely out of context.  If everyone would go
back and reread (or in some cases, _read_) the original post or any of
a series of followups, we'd save the net hundreds, if not thousands, of
dollars.

Anyway, what i was saying was that if being around people dancing, drinking,
cussing, and basically behaving like most people do, born again or not,
offends you, don't go to the U2 concert.  Then i suggested that if you 'turn
down your offensometer,' or in other words, try not to be a 'Church Lady,'
then you (in the general sense) might actually enjoy and benefit from the
U2 concert.

And to the poster who i'm presently responding to, what are YOUR thoughts
on the issue at hand.  Do you throw out U2's musical version of the 40th
Psalm because the singer says 'f$%#' onstage, or because they as a band
are fed up with 'the church?'

Maybe U2, or Extreme, or Innocence Mission are not for you, if you have 
tender sensibilities above and beyond those associated with being a Christian
In that case, don't listen.  But don'tgive me some 'useful
advice' about what 'we as Christians should believe.'  I'm more concerned
with what _I_, as a Christian who must function in a sinful world, should
believe.

JR 'think for yourself! (sorry, Jason...) jr




-- 
'Hear the tale of a fallen people, destined to wander their broken land.
Their eyes are vacant, full of empty meaning, and what they're missing they
just don't understand.  Beyond the dark horizon, out where the people are
crying, a Morningstar will be rising, rising to show us the way...' Whiteheart
Newsgroups: rec.music.christian
From: aaron@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Scott Aaron)
Subject: Re: TANGENT:  Interpretation
Reply-To: aaron@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 00:35:38 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.154353.9744@news.cs.brandeis.edu>, aaron@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Scott Aaron) writes:
>>No, thank you, I'll keep my traditions, no matter how stale they may seem.
>>It's the only way I can keep from falling into error.  Truth never becomes
>>stale.  If it was true back then, it's still true now.
>
>I thought the Bible was the truth, not tradition.  Which do you follow:  the
>word of God (like Jesus) or human tradition (like the Pharisees).  There is
>nothing wrong with tradition in itself.  But when tradition becomes our guide,
>we get MAJOR problems.  Unfortunately, the Pharisees are alive and well in the
>Christian church (at least in the US, hopefully not elsewhere).

While what I say above is sadly true, I shouldn't have said it and I apologize.
I had been outraged the night before at an event in a friend's church, some
stupidity and ignorance in the name of love and God.  I was so disgusted with
that that it came through in this post.  No offense was intended to anyone.

  -- Scott @Brandeis

                           I asked Jesus,
                     "How much do you love me?"
                     "This much," He answered;
                        and He stretched out
                         His arms and died.
Newsgroups: rec.music.christian
From: jmcg0401@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Joseph Michael Corey)
Subject: Re: Franky-bashing! (was Re: TANGENT: Christianity and art)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 03:29:27 GMT

norris@athena.mit.edu (Richard A Chonak) writes:

>I've read that *Franky* has, so to speak, abandoned evangelicalism to become 
>an (Eastern) Orthodox Christian.  

>Has this story been reported anywhere?  I only saw it mentioned in passing
>in a book-blurb in a magazine.
>---
>Richard Chonak, norris@athena.mit.edu

Yes, Richard.

It was in a copy of an Eastern Orthodox magazine called
"Again."  I read part of the article, and I wouldn't
say that he has abandoned evangelicalism.  He does
say that he has abandoned protestantism, for a variety 
of reasons.

Joseph Corey
MD/PhD Candidate
University of Illinois-UC
corey@synapse.npa.uiuc.edu
jmcg0401@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu


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