HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Info requested on establishing usergroups
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 15:21:20 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1992Aug18.125633.25477@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>, rodw@scs.leeds.ac.uk (R Williams (CBL)) writes:
> In article <1992Aug17.145504.1821@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu> julie@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu (Song Weaver) writes:
> >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
> >@@  _____  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
> >@@ / ___ \ @@ Julie Waters                 @ Mother: "Is it a boy or @
> >@ / /   \ \ @ P. O. Box 23040              @   a girl?"              @
> >@ \ \___/ / @ Providence, RI 02903-0394    @ Doctor: "I think it's a @
> >@@ \__ __/ @@ (401)-273-4851               @   bit early to start    @
> >@@  _| |_  @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@   imposing roles on it, @
> >@@ |_   _| @@ Email addresses:             @   don't you?"           @
> >@@   | |   @@ Julie@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu @  --Monty Python's THE   @
> >@@@  |_|  @@@ Julie@drycas.bitnet          @    MEANING OF LIFE      @ 
> >@@@@     @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ 
> >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
> 
> rod

This is clearly a spoof posting from some net.geek trying to claim
in crowd status by having scs.leeds.ac.uk in his From: line. Okay, so
we all know that that's the only place to post from, but really, why
does "Rod" do a Remner and make that false claim?

Any non-newbie (a category Mr. CBL obviously doesn't fall into) would
see that that .sig is obviously bait. I mean: Julie Waters (sic)? Who
would fall for that? It's even got a Monty Python quotation in it. Come
on "Rod", you can do better than that.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Angst comparison (was Re: money angst)
In-reply-to: mak@spuddy.uucp's message of 19 Aug 92 17:18:39 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
	<1992Aug18.130234.12025@bnlux1.bnl.gov>
	<1992Aug19.171839.6869@spuddy.uucp>
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 10:01:47 EDT

In article <1992Aug19.171839.6869@spuddy.uucp> mak@spuddy.uucp (Mark Kellaway) writes:

>mak
>-- 
>*       /^\      *    mak -  mak@spuddy.uucp ...!uknet!axion!spuddy!mak
>*      /\|/\     *    Remember wherever you go there you are !
>*     /-<o>-\    *    Meeeeow ! Call Spud the Cat on > +44 203 638780 <
>*    /__/|\__\   *    for free Usenet access in the uk

Worst map of England I've ever seen.

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:5624 talk.bizarre:26913 misc.test:9898 rec.pets.dogs:9954
From: bibby@heroes.UUCP (Big Bob)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.pets.dogs
Subject: Wondering
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 19:44:38 CDT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: The Inn Of Heroes.  Public Access UUCP BBS.

     What is the best flea and tick shampoo for a black lab?


-----
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* bibby@heroes.UUCP                 * | *              Write me mail please! *
* Stop, hey what's that sound....   */|\*   Everybody look what's going down *
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland)
Subject: Re: NEEDED:  DL viewer
Organization: University of Tromsoe
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 16:56:56 GMT

In article <>, salomone@ficus.cs.ucla.edu (John ($al) Salomone) signs:
|> -- 
|> ############################
|> # #### ###   ### ####### ###		John R. Salomone
|> # #### ## ### ## ###### # ##		UCLA Computer Science Department
|> # #### ## ###### ##### ### #		3804A Boelter Hall
|> # #### ## ###### #####     #		Los Angeles, CA  90024
|> # #### ## ### ## ##### ### #		Office Phone:  (310) 824-0215
|> ##    ####   ###    ## ### #		Internet:  salomone@ficus.cs.ucla.edu
|> ############################

Run for cover! It's the re-emergence of the dreaded
Inverted Ugly Whitespace Bitmap[TM] 60pt/8lines.
So often fought, but never crushed, it once again crawls out of its hiding
places at UCLA. Fear and loathing...

-- 
//Tom Grydeland(tomg@stud.cs.uit.no)._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._
|A._| . . ._| | |_._._. . ._|_._._._._. ._|_. ._ _._. ._| | . ._|_. | . ._._. |
| ._|_| |_. | | | | ._._|_. |_._. . |_. | | | ._._| |_._._._| | ._. ._| . . |_|
|_._._._._|_._._._._._._|_._._._._|_._._._._._._._._._._._._|_._._|_|_._|_|_.B|
From: mfcmeach@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: WOZZAT????????
Date: 19 Aug 92 12:35:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Aug16.174912.881@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>, dominop@hermes.ecn.purdue.edu (Philip A. Peleties) writes...

>Philip Peleties
>--
>                                                       
>         ///////////     //            ///////////    
>        ////////////    //	      ////////////  
>       //	 //    //	     //        //   

I suppose it's possible that he just ran out of '/'s. . .

                   -=<*MFCMEACH@UBVMS.CC.BUFFALO.EDU*>=-
   Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a sh*t!
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Where to find lycra dress?
Date: 20 Aug 92 14:14:47 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.lycra, <714165255@tricera.cs.duke.edu> jdsb@duke.cs.duke.edu 
(Sterling Babcock) writes:

[Entire article retained for purposes of obfuscation!]

>
>   I would like to find a lycra dress for my girlfriend.  Something
>about thigh length.  Can anyone point me to a catalog?
>                                                               ___
> _____                                                        (o o)      _____
>( ___ )-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=w=-U-=w=-=-( ___ )
> |   |  __          __                                                   |   |
> |   | (__`        |__)        "For your copy of the Hitchhikers Guide   |   |
> |   | ,__)terling |__)abcock   to the Galaxy, send L 3.95 for the book, |   |
> |   | Duke Univ. Elec. Eng.    plus  L 597,812,406.07 postage and       |   |
> |   | jdsb@ee.egr.duke.edu     packing to Megadodo Publications,        |   |
> |   | att!egr.duke.edu!jdsb    Megadodo House, Ursa Minor." - HHGTTG    |   |
> |___|                                                                   |___|
>(_____)-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-(_____)


After a careful review of the 1992 WarlordableOffencesList[tm], I really can't
find a single lacking element. . . granted, he doesn't appear to have a ghastly
alias, but maybe his RealName suffices. . .

--jm
meach@im.only.trying.to.help    |  "But lying she knew was a sin. . ."  -TL
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: RTrace version 7.3.2
Keywords: Ray-tracing
Date: 12 Aug 92 13:32:51 GMT
Organization: University of Leeds, England

In comp.graphics, acc@bart.inescn.pt (Antonio Costa) signs:
>.........................................................................
>     O     O
>    /     /                        I N E S C
>   | O   |        Antonio Costa        | E-Mail   acc@asterix.inescn.pt
>   | |\  |   O                         |          acc@basinger.inescn.pt
>   | | \ |  /  O  Comp. Graphics & CAD | DECnet   inescn::a_costa
>   | |  \| /  /                        | VAX-Mail +26802001576::a_costa
>   | |  /  | |    Largo Mompilher 22   | UUCP     {mcvax,...}!...
>   O | |-O | |    4100 Porto PORTUGAL  | Bell     +351+02+321006
>    /   \ /   \
>   O     O     O          "Let the good times roll..."

Hey Johan, here's another FeynmanDiagram PenPal for ya!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@niksula.hut.fi (Mika R Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: steph_&_cindy.gif (1/7) [Stephanie and Cindy]
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology
	<1992Aug21.133626.3404@udel.edu>
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 21:00:30 GMT

Oh no. Not him again. The quote seems to have changed, although they
look all the same to me...

>-- 
>|~~~\ |    | /~~~\ |    | "We go out in the world and take our chances,   
>|___/ |    | \     |____|  Fate is the just the weight of circumstances,
>|  \  |    |   \   |    |  That's the way lady luck dances,                   
>|   \  \__/ \___/  |    |  Roll the Bones....."           

(Yes, it was ram@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Stormbringer), as if you didn't
guess).

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@vipunen.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: Thanks in advance (French/Vietnamese SM ISO SF, W Coast)
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology
	<1992Aug22.013801.555@acme.gen.nz>
Date: 22 Aug 92 12:31:21

kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I) writes:

>                  ___                         ___
>           ___   /   \     ___       ___     /   \   ___
>          / __\ | (_) |   /   \     / __\   | (_) | /   \  
>         |  /  | \___/   | /\/ |   |  /  |   \___/ | /\/ |
>          \___/       ___ \___/     \___/     ___   \___/
>                     / _ \                   / _ \  
>                    | /-) |                 | /-) |
>                     \___/                   \___/

>It's still fairly incomprehensible however, I think it's another 3dSig but
>I'm not sure.

It most certainly is. Maybe we can classify it further by taking a
closer look at the BUAF characters inside the blobs. UTNA? Naah. ATNU?
Yeah, I've got your ATNU right here. NATU? No way. TUNA? That's it!
They're floating tuna fish chunks in oil, doing a merry-go-round.

Now I'll go and read alt.my.head.hurts.

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
Distribution: world
Subject: Re: The name...
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.14 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 22:55:49 +0000

nomann@diku.dk (Ole Nomann Thomsen) posted to alt.fan.the.author.is.listening:

>-- 
>No .sig, since it has been warlorded at least twice (why tempt fate).

Make that three times. Heh heh heh heh heh ...

Nick Leverton
-- 
Conservingwhitespaceforthenet.
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Info wanted on Dan's GPA
Date: 17 Aug 92 21:49:52 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: dbinford@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (David Binford)

In article <77760@ut-emx.uucp>, dbinford@ccwf (David Binford) signs:
--
 __^__                                                                  __^__
( ___ )----------------------------------------------------------------( ___ )
 | / | John David Binford   | e-mail: dbinford@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu       | \ |
 | / | 2818 Nueces St. #304 | Phone: (512) 478-5116         THIS SPACE  | \ |
 | / | Austin, Texas  78705 | Height: 6'1"  Shoe size: 11    FOR RENT   | \ |
 | / |------------------------------------------------------------------| \ |
 | / |     "If life were fair, the acquisition of a large bosom or a    | \ |
 | / | massive inheritance would have no bearing on your ability to at- | \ |
 | / | tract the opposite sex, and Dan Quayle would be making a living  | \ |
 | / | asking runny-nosed children, `Do you want fries with that?'"     | \ |
 |___|                                                   -- John Cleese |___|
(__ __)----------------------------------------------------------------(__ __)
   ^                                                                      ^
-- 
If life were fair, we'd get fries with that .sig.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@vipunen.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: Wondering
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology
Date: 21 Aug 92 11:02:19

bibby@heroes.UUCP (Big Bob) makes an attempt at that good ol'
followup-to trick, but miserably fails and ends up with this:

>-----
>*****************************        ***        ******************************
>* bobby.brown@heroes.UUCP           *\|/*              Write me mail please! *
>* Stop, hey what's that sound....   */|\*   Everybody look who's going down  *
>*****************************        ***        ******************************

Now that's more like it.
--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: -
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 17:58:13 GMT

rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:
>ins448c@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Mills) writes:
>
>[Entire post quoted so you can get in touch with your inner
>masochist:]

No, thanks just the same...

>><                                   |  Black Adder : "Just a wild stab in     

Call Me Stupid[tm], but who the faq is Black Adder?  Or does this question
disqualify me from the 15% Geek Discount down at Software Etc?

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Twin Peaks Convention
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 20:33:12 GMT

In alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy and alt.tv.twin-peaks, 
nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic F Key) writes:
>
>} | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | {
>	   The Automatic F Key deeply regrets this post, as usual
>} | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | { } | {

I like it.

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
my "F" key is glued down - I can't help it!
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Help with figures
Summary: I *tried* to resist, really, I did!
Date: 13 Aug 92 17:46:05 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Aug13.163459.4756@news.uit.no> tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland) writes:
>In article <>, danna@irisa.fr (Frederic Danna,ia(py)) signs:
>
>|>              ____
>|>    |        | ___\          /~~~|
>|>   _:_______|/'(..)`\_______/  | |
>|>  <_|``````  \__~~__/  USAF ___|_|
>|>    :\_____(=========,(*),--\__|_/
>|>    |       \       /---'
>|>             | (*) /
>|>             |____/
>
>
>Actually, I feel a bit sorry warlording this one, one of my hobbies is
>fighters, and that's a *good* mustang for 8 lines worth of ascii.
>
>But whatever's wrong with the *pilot* I daren't even speculate over... :)

I tried to resist, really I did!  But you all knew I wouldn't be able to,
didn't you?  All I can say is "The Meach made me do it!"  AARRGGHH!!

It isn't a jetfighter[TM], so it must be a rose. . . or maybe it's roadkill!
The pilot is obviously Neil Bowers, attempting to set a world record by
juggling 6 thuds at an altitude of two miles. . . but a gust of wind just
wafted them out of the cockpit. [Two of them (*) are just bouncing off the wing
as we speak!]  Next time, neilb, secure the canopy!

--jm
meach@leeds.over.there      |       Disable her 'F' key, *NOW*!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Subject: <signature>
Summary: There are plenty more fish in a.f.w. ...
Originator: guckes@medusa
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 15:33:43 GMT

doug@NEUMANN.UNE.OZ.AU (Doug Colman) signs:
>   .////.   .//       Doug Colman - Dept of Maths, Stats           .////.   .//
> o:::::::::///    and Computer Science, Uni. of New England,     o:::::::::///
>>::::::::::\\\   Armidale NSW Australia - Ph 067 712365(Aust)   >::::::::::\\\
>   '\\\\\'   \\ doug@neumann.une.edu.au  dcolman@metz.une.edu.au   '\\\\\'   \\
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: but..do any kids watch ?
Date: 20 Aug 92 08:16:05 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Aug19.202608.26580@sj.nec.com> bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:
|In alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy, steve@cucbs.chem.columbia.edu (Steve Stuart) mystifies:
|>
|>-Steve
|>
|>
|>-- 
|>-Steve
|>
|>echo "a'rfg cnf Crpv | har" | tr '[a-m][n-z] ' '[n-z][a-m]\012' | sort | tr "\012" " " ; echo " "
|
|WHAT...  THE...  FUCK...  IS...  *T*H*I*S*??????

It's not what you think it is ... I think I like it!
 
|Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
|I'm afraid to run it - my sysadmin already loves me enough

Yeah, he'd nail your head to the floor if you did ...

Jos aka jos@and.nl
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: me@grmbl.saar.de (Martin Emmerich)
Subject: Re: Konfiszierung des Hochgeschwindi
Reply-To: me@grmbl.saar.de
Organization: ME Inc.
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 18:09:29 GMT

In <13260960466@link-do.comlink.de> r.maseratis@link-do.comlink.de (Ralf Maseratis) signs:

>    \\\\ 
>   /    O---------       ralf_maseratis@un.maus.de 
>( )       _________)     r_maseratis@link-do.comlink.de
>   \  |\______\          
>    | | U  U             Ralf Maseratis
>    | \__                Siemensstr. 5
>    | |/                 D-4600 Dortmund 1
>                         
>     "I am only human."  (Cmdr. Data in: Metamorphosis)
>
>
>## net_sh v1.5 (sb)
>*R.MASERATIS@LINK-DO.ZER*RALF MASERATIS@UN(Maus)*2:245/32.15(Fido)*

Argl! the most ugly Werner I have ever seen.

-- 
Martin  Emmerich   <--- this is a warlord-proof   <--- this
me@grmbl.saar.de        sigature                       not

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: HHGTTG MUSH
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 23:12:37 GMT

daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow) discovers:
>In alt.fan.douglas-adams article <Bsw0qx.EBL@acsu.buffalo.edu>, 
>v122kzkw@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (A FROOD WHO SURE KNOWS WHERE HIS TOWEL IS) 
>writes:

[tab damage carefully repaired using a thread and a rusty needle]

---		                       __         ~~~        ^    ^
MST3K, Douglas Adams, Amiga and       /  \       /   \       (####(
Monty Python fan.		      \  /      <    |     (~~\   /
"I'm confused." - Arthur Dent	       ||>       \   |      ~~~| |
				      /  \       /   \       /~   ~\    
~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~~~~\  /~~~~~~~
V122KZKW@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu    || Oh!-Huh? || Yeah, ok || Hikeeba!  ||

Wow!  An ascii picture of Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert.  This is a rare picture 
of tha Boyz[tm] with a prostitute they picked up for "At The Pornos with 
Siskel and Ebert", a soon-to-be-aired Christmas special.  She's on the right.
If you're curious, Tim O'D will explain what she's wearing.

too lazy to look outside the newsgrope for my own warlord...
-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
Frank Booth is a personal friend.
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: CDs for sale, and other stuff.
Date: 13 Aug 92 00:36:38 GMT
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.

In article <9208101652@zone4.ocunix.on.ca>, peter@zone4.ocunix.on.ca (Peter Dubiel) sigs:
|> --
|> Piotr F Dubiel
|> peter@zone4.ocunix.on.ca
|> 
|>   //  .o      / Also sprach:                |  Witty quote temporarily     \ 
|>  <Oo>    O _ {  - peter@zone4.ocunix.on.ca  |  out of service. Service will } 
|>    _      (_) \ - Piotr F. Dubiel           |  restored promptly.          / 

 Truly one of the worst ASCII self-portaits I've ever seen. Or is that barphic
really supposed to be a rear view of a jet fighter .... or maybe it's
a Reticulan spacecraft building crop circles.

 Why do I doubt that this guy _Ever_ had a witty quote in that space? 

 
Dean.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt          | "She that knows why knows wherefor."
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au  |     -- Jim Snell, 'Meaningless Proverbs'
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Selective attention - three yr old child
Date: 19 Aug 92 23:29:15 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: agnew@gems.vcu.edu

In article <1992Aug18.133301.75@gems.vcu.edu>, agnew@gems signs:
-- 
         /^^^\   \ /   Jim Agnew         AGNEW@RUBY.VCU.EDU  (Internet)
        /      >  ||   Neurosurgery,     AGNEW@VCUVAX        (Bitnet)
   /\_/     '   \  /   MCV-VCU           This tape will self destruct in
 /________________>    Richmond, Va      five seconds.  Good luck, Jim..."
-- 
That's either the ugliest map of Virginia, or a dead chicken, or Bart
after brain surgery, comically trying to say something, and failing.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: BITNET GOES BERSERK
Date: 18 Aug 92 18:54:14 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology

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Date:        8-18-92  01:19pm
Subj:        Re: Was There Once an RNA World of Life?

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Names have been obliterated to protect the stupid, the guilty, the bitnet.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
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From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Wolf 3D Map Editors -- Problems
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 14:49:41 GMT

bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:

> In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, pnadj@ee.ubc.ca (NADJ PAUL) writes:

> >|  "If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no 
> >|  luck at all"              --Nikki Sixx 

> Incorrectly attributed Motley Crue quotes...

Of course, everyone knows that line came from a Pat Travers song.
From: torvalds@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Linus Benedict Torvalds)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [ comp.os.linux ] Re: GCC 2.2.2b problem with shared libraries - Fix available?
Keywords: GCC Linux shared lib fails in version 2.2.2b
Date: 14 Aug 92 13:49:40 GMT
Organization: University of Helsinki

I guess we know what happened to Bart after he got his infection: he was
horribly disfigured, and now goes under the alias of "Joachim". But
we're not fooled but just a simple name-change and the silly false beard
and glasses: this is what happens when you don't use protection.

In article <16fsskINN1vr@fbi-news.Informatik.Uni-Dortmund.DE> sprave@gonzo.informatik.uni-dortmund.de (Joachim Sprave) writes:
>
>
>         //////\\
>        /        \
>       _|  _   _ |_
>      |.|-(.)-(.)+.|
>       \|    J   |/
>        \   ---  /
>         \      /
>          "####"
>		Joachim

		Linus
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