From: madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann)
Subject: That's HAUSMANN (was: M.Haussman - get a life)
Organization: Society for Putting Things Over Mitch Kotler
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 00:41:50 GMT

mk568652@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Mitchell Kotler) writes: >

>** You know M.H. ( I don't feel like typing out your dumb name), you think
>you've got one over me, well you don't.  

How right you are.  I must have thousands over you.

>I'm not going to get into a personal
>argument on the net because that would be against "netiquette" and I wouldn't
>want to break the rules, would I?  

Doesn't seem to be stopping you, is it?  If this isn't a 
personal argument, then what did you mean it to be?  A
love letter?  Sorry, I already have a boyfriend, but
thanks for thinking of me.

>Maybe you think that I just want to hear you
>say "You're right", but that's not it.   

No, what I really want you to do is lighten up, whether
or not you agree with me.

>Not once did you defend your opinion with
>anything other than snappy remarks and a lot of arrogant B.S.    

I'm so sorry.  Next time I'll use tiny words you can understand.

>So don't go 
>around using my name on this net or I'll have your account pulled too.  

Excuse me, but who originated this thread, and whose name is
in the subject line?  Does that mean I can have your account pulled
for using my name?  Especially since you misspelled it? 

If I use your name on the net will I wear it out?

>I've said
>what is necessary to open your eyes, but you're blind.  

Yeah, me and everyone else reading this.  Only Mitchell Kotler (hope I
didn't wear your name with that one use) has the True Knowledge, Borne
of Faith, Enlightenment, and Blessedness.  All other infidels will
perish for straying from the Path of Righteousness.

You *sure* you're not a fundie?

>Let God judge you when
>your time comes.  

I'm an atheist, remember?  No, probably not; that would require
your holding two or more concepts simultaneously.

>If you think God  would approve of your actions, then keep doing it.

My actions have little to do with what I think "God" would approve of,
so this statement is sort of pointless.  It would be the equivalent
of my asking you if Krishna approved of your actions.

>Until then, I'd drop the phone number off the signature.  

But there's nothing I enjoy more than getting harassing
phone calls from deranged loons such as yourself.  Remember,
you're the one who got the warning from your system manager,
not me.

>It's not a smart thing to show
>the world.

What, your inability to deal with reality?

The reason I asked you to stop sending me personal e-mail is
because it was not only harassing, but it made you look foolish.
I had hoped that by your posting your arguments to s.c.j., you
would see that you had few, if any supporters, and then you
might consider that maybe it was you with the perception
problem.

E-Z To Read Guide for Mitch: I told you to post, not mail, because
I hoped you'd look stupid in public and quit it because everyone
is laughing at you.  Then you might learn something.

-- 
Maddi Hausmann                madhaus@netcom.com
Humorist, Satirist, Tech Writer.  Take your pick.

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