HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: without even being asked ....
Date: 26 Aug 92 05:59:50 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

gordons@netcom.com (Gordon Storga) writes:

: Gordon
: Pro-abortion, Pro-person, Pro-women's-rights and ex-boytoy of Susan, Muriel, 
: Cathi, Nora, Jennifer, Sarah, Lynn, Diana (catwoman), and Diana (Sorceress),
: and married to a goddess among women, and proud of it.
: -- 
: The opinions expressed are my own, and not the beliefs or opinions
: of whatever company you think I work for.  So there, thhhbbbt!
: Message to Kodak:  Freedom for Dan Bredy.

wow, a new concept in public health: list all of your previous sexual
partners in your .sig. that way, if you ever catch anything, your
usenet postings can help the authorities notify the appropriate
people.

pro-person? as opposed to?

--
sine nomine      | "to all the girls i've loved before..."
debbie martinson |  -- bad (but apropos) w. nelson/j. iglesias song

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: John Cleese sex life rumours?!
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 19:39:28 GMT

swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum) writes:
>In article <brein-260892090707@128.149.100.144> brein@gpvax.jpl.nasa.gov (Barry Rein) writes:
>>
>>******************************************
>>*       Barry Rein                       *
>>*       brein@dsfvax.jpl.nasa.gov        *
>>******************************************
>>*       No clever comment.               *
>>******************************************
>
>	Dot-Sig Deconstruction Incorporation, at your service!
>
>Let's save some of those asterisks.  The world is in short supply.  10
>fewer, you say?  Nay, nay.  I suggest slightly more.  All, for instance:
>
>	Barry Rein
>	brein@dsfvax.jpl.nasa.gov
>
>	No clever comment.
>
>See, better already!  One last alteration:
>
>	Barry Rein
>	brein@dsfvax.jpl.nasa.gov
>
>	No blecherous border.
>
>I'll even leave in the blank line on general principle.  Good day!
>--
>Steve Buffum           | "Wah waaaaah, wah wah-wah, waaaaaah."
>swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  -- Charlie Brown's teacher



Uh oh.  Another poor soul falls victim to the Silver Syndrome.

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
net.cops'r'us
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Grad prog in Australia
Date: 27 Aug 92 10:03:00 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Aug25.212748.5087@honte.uleth.ca> sandilands@hg.uleth.ca writes:

>/sig
>_______________                                              _
>Mark Sandilands                                      --\____/ \  ___
>Dept of Psychology                                  /         |  |  |
>University of Lethbridge                           / __       [_>   -
>Lethbridge, Alberta---------------\                    \           <|
>Canada, T1K 3M4                    ---------------->    \  *        /
>e-mail: Sandilands@hg.uleth.ca                           |          |
>Voice: 403-329-2404                                      \_       _\\


The treatment programme that Mark is currently undergoing in Lethbridge is
apparently not a rousing success, if his CAT scan (above) is any indication.
All of the drugs have concentrated themselves in one very insignificant area
of his brain[sic]. . . perhaps because electrical activity which normally
accompanies cognition is conspicuously absent?

neilb: If you try to put this into your ascii atlas, the Canadian government
will deny any knowledge of your activities. . .

--jm
meach@psych.for.poets.edu  | But just until he learns to spell 'Saskatchewan'!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: TeX and C (was: you know when you're hacking too long when...)
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 22:14:27 GMT

In alt.folklore.computers, jt@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Sebastian Theriault) writes:

>--
>Jean-Sebastien Theriault               "This is my signature quote."
>jt@dcs.ed.ac.uk                                            -me

I LIKE it!

Oh, BTW, The Meach _didn't_ make me do it.
Yet...
-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
Zen T-Shirt: Enlightenment Available - Enquire Within
 -- Paul Gillingwater (Paul.Gillingwater@actrix.gen.nz) on rec.humor.funny
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: John Cleese sex life rumours?!
Date: 28 Aug 92 18:46:12 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <brein-260892090707@128.149.100.144> brein@gpvax.jpl.nasa.gov (Barry Rein) writes:
>
>******************************************
>*       Barry Rein                       *
>*       brein@dsfvax.jpl.nasa.gov        *
>******************************************
>*       No clever comment.               *
>******************************************

	Dot-Sig Deconstruction Incorporation, at your service!

Let's save some of those asterisks.  The world is in short supply.  10
fewer, you say?  Nay, nay.  I suggest slightly more.  All, for instance:

	Barry Rein
	brein@dsfvax.jpl.nasa.gov

	No clever comment.

See, better already!  One last alteration:

	Barry Rein
	brein@dsfvax.jpl.nasa.gov

	No blecherous border.

I'll even leave in the blank line on general principle.  Good day!
--
Steve Buffum           | "Wah waaaaah, wah wah-wah, waaaaaah."
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  -- Charlie Brown's teacher
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Short Story: Practical Criticism
Date: 30 Aug 92 13:10:47 GMT
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future

tim@crash.canon.co.uk writes:

>In alt.prose, hornpete@uctvax.uct.ac.za (Peter Horn) signs:

[sig from hell deleted]

Why did we ever stop that boycott of South Africa?
-- 
Note to those who posts about notes: I know the posting above proves 
that I'm clueless, so don't post or email me telling me that. I will
not believe you.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Cognitive linguistics [was Re: Prototypes]
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 13:05:37 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In sci.lang and sci.cognitive article
<1992Aug26.062951.42562@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>, miner@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
> -- 
> ********************************** +.............................+
> *- Ken <miner@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>* :All opinions expressed herein:
> *There is no privileged position.* :are my own and are not to be :
> *	-God, Derrida, others    * : attributed to my employer   :
> ********************************** +.............................+
> 

Wow, Kennie has a direct line to God or something, as he has a quotation by
the supreme being [sic] in his .sig. Mind you, I always reckoned this
so-called "God" fellow was probably on about the same intellectual level
as Jacques "merde for brains" Derrida anyway.

How about the double border whammy that ole Kensy pukes off as well? Comes
complete with tab-damage (for a limited period only, so rush off to your
nearest sci hierarchy now for your special edition issue!)

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: What's your favorite brand?
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 10:21:02 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.ketchup (possibly the weirdest group on the net) article 
<92246.152735JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET>, <JOHNZ@UCF1VM.BITNET> writes:
>
> \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/  "The University Of Central Florida Does not share
> /JOHNZ-\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\   the same Ketchuppy view of John, nor does it know
> \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/   any good recipies. It does, however, like mustard.
>                          A lot."

There's not a lot that can be said about this one. Just lie back, take a deep
breath, and revel in the sheer wonder of it all.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: comp.human-factors .sigs that ROOLE!
In-reply-to: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz's message of Thu, 27 Aug 1992 22:51:56 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
	<1992Aug27.225156.17650@peponi.wcc.govt.nz>
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 15:09:52 EDT

In article <1992Aug27.225156.17650@peponi.wcc.govt.nz> hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'the Bard' Hobbs) writes:

>It's the Kate Bush symbol. She's almost as widespread in .sigs as Rush (tm).
>If you don't know that, you should read rec.music.gaffa more often.

Why, what do you have against us?

>anthony
>p.s. Warlord this!

Been there, done that.

>--
>Anthony Hobbs             the Bard                hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz    
>OverPope, First Holy and Unreformed Church of Frozen Yoghurt - romantic poet - 
>synth player extraordinaire - kate bush is goddess - hail Eris - praise "Bob"!
>DISCLAIMER: I am not Romanian and was not head of the Securitate for 15 years.

--
Rich Holmes 
Likes Kate Bush. Got the hell out of r.m.g in a hurry.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lesti.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: pp
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology
	<5993@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil>
Date: 27 Aug 92 08:40:12

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

>isc30176@nusunix3.nus.sg (CHEN JIA TYAN) writes:
>|--
>|\                                 /
>| \\              |              //      CHEN JiaTyan
>|  \ \_        _-' `-_        _/ /       isc30176@nusunix1.nus.sg
>|   \  `\_   /         \   _/'  /        chenjiat@nusdiscs.bitnet
>|     \   `\/  __   __  \/'   /          isc30176@nusvm.nus.sg
>|       \_/   /_>\_/<_\   \_/            isc30176@nusvm.bitnet
>|        / __ \_     _/ __ \             
>|       / ___   |.=.|   ___ \            147 Duchess Ave, Singapore 1026
>|       /______/ \_/ \______\ 

>I can't quite figure out if it's a head-on view of a fly or a top-down
>view of a stealth bomber.

No, it's a back shot of CHEN JiaTyan talking to Ralph on the
porcelaine phone. We have a clear view of his genitalia. His arms are
still directed up and backwards due to the sudden gag reflex, which
was probably triggered by the horrible collection of addresses on the
right.

PS. Followup-To tricks suck maggot-infested dead toads through a
    Ronald McDonald straw.

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: norm@sdc.com (Norm Nithman)
Subject: Re: Underwater shooting???
Organization: Systems Development Corporation
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 15:17:10 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.181108.733@newshost.unh.edu> (Charles   Puffer) writes:
>
>[_-_-_-_-_]            
> |       |______________     Charles Puffer
> |      /             /  \   C_PUFFER@UNHH.UNH.EDU
> |    /_____________/      \
> |    |            |  |^|  |        Lord Duncan Forbes
> |    |            |  | |  |         Barony of Stonemarche
>
>[MODERATOR:  Ahh, plan ahead.  Good point. I don't think my safe has *any*
>spearguns propped up in the back, time for another expedition with my gold
>card....]

Too bad his name isn't Richard.

Norm
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Comic Shops in Pittsburgh
Date: 1 Sep 92 16:33:47 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy


	This could be a reprint; I'm not sure.  Darned impressive, though.

In article <oebKX8K00io3IAWUtI@andrew.cmu.edu> el24+@andrew.cmu.edu (Edward Liu) writes:

	(>'s deleted for full effect)

Edward C. Liu				|  "Most of the things that 'Everybody Knows' are
Carnegie-Mellon University		|   wrong.  The rest are merely unreliable."
Information Networking Institute, '93	|		-- Neil Gaiman, _Black Orchid_
el24+@andrew.cmu.edu (E-L, not E-One)	|

	Bone-Head, not Bone-R.
--
Steve Buffum           | "Gehe ich am Krueppel Bach hinauf jetzt, gehe ich."
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  -- P.D.Q. Bach
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: green troops ...... :) ......
Date: 4 Sep 92 17:00:05 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)

In article <1992Sep3.164011.23764@geovision.gvc.com>, pt@geovision (Paul Tomblin) writes:
>>                                              What do I know;
>>       |         /      MI                    I'm a geology major.
>>        \       /___________________          Sam
>>         \_____/                   |          IBM Systems Programmer
>>Chicago/ |                     *   |  O       Indiana University -
>>    I    |               Ft. Wayne |  H       Purdue University at Fort Wayne
>>    L    |               1794-1994 |          Fort Wayne, Indiana USA

>So what's this a Feyman diagram of?  I don't think it's proton decay.

It's a Feynman diagram of _urban_ decay.

Quiz tomorrow.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: proposel for alt.politics.putting.people.first (moderated)
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 14:07:57 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.config article <swood.714799122@vela>, swood@vela.acs.oakland.edu 
(Scott Wood - EVENSONG) baits the net with:
-- 
+========================+    -------_________     +=========================+
| WANTED - DEAD OR ALIVE |    o\ o \     ____|o    |  If you see this lure,  |
|  Creek Chub "Plunker"  |      \___\_-o-    viv   | PLEASE send me email!!! |
+========================+            viv          +=========================+

What a master baiter.

-- 
Dan ">-remover" Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
Distribution: world
Subject: Re: unity and other myths
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.14 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 04:55:49 +0000

I'm NOT making this up, you know ...

In article <1992Aug28.170416.3169@ucthpx.uct.ac.za> brendt@dip1 (Brendt Wohlberg) writes:

>lucio@phyrql.ALT.ZA (Lucio de Re) writes:

[tedious 100-line outbreak of standard Usenet political freedom argument]

>: : 
>: : --
>
>[.sig deleted due to current economic climate]
> 
>: Have ever considered putting forwarding instructions in your mail spool
>: files, so that (a) your signature doesn't waste bandwidth, 
>
>I think INTERNET will survive the occasional extra 100 characters.
>
>and (b) you
>: don't have to read your mail in three distinct places?
>
>Thanks for your concern, but I already have the forwarding set up, thank you.
>Since you seem interested: I've had problems before with mail to one or two
>of my addresses bouncing, thus the full list.
>
>: You don't really expect people to send you three letters every time, do
>: you?
>
>No I don't - so far everyone who has sent me mail has had the sense to pick
>*one* of the addresses. 
>
>Do you also get confused when confronted with .sigs with two alternative e-mail
>addresses (quite common, I might add), or do you just find three to be a 
>vulgar display of opulence?
>
>--
>______________________________________
>Brendt Wohlberg                       |
>Electronic Engineering Department     |
>University of Cape Town               |
>e-mail: brendt@dip1.ee.uct.ac.za      |
>        whlbre01@uctvax.uct.ac.za     |
>        bwohlberg@eleceng.uct.ac.za   |
>______________________________________|

Nick Leverton
-- 
leveret@warren.demon.co.uk  |  So it's late. Humour me.
From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Congrats on Austin-EFF!!!
Date: 28 Aug 92 07:26:32 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

in austin.eff. Charlie Lindahl (lindahl@arrisun3.uta.edu) wrote:
: [6-line post deleted]
: 
: Charlie
: --
: ============================================================================
: Reporter : Mr Gandhi, what do you | Charlie S. Lindahl
:            think of Western       | lindahl@sparki.uta.edu
:            Civilization ?         | Automation and Robotics Research Institute
: Gandhi   : I think it would be a  | University of Texas at Arlington
:            good idea.             | "Robots Iz Us"
: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
:       ____/   _/    _/    ___/ /  _/____/    _/     ____/  _/_____/
:      _/      _/    _/  _/    _/  _/    _/   _/       _/   _/
:     _/      _/___/_/  _/___/_/  _/____/    _/       _/   _/_____/
:    _/      _/    _/  _/    _/  _/   _/    _/       _/   _/
:   _____/   /    _/   /    _/   /    _/   _/____/ ____/ _/______/
: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
: (Signature technique borrowed from Jaime Navon [navon@cs.unc.edu],
:  University of North Carolina)	  
: ============================================================================
: Disclaimer: The opinions expressed are my own. The U doesn't know about me.


aieeeeeeee. xpost to alt.conspiracy? i really think you should give jaime
his technique back now, dear. especially the 20:6 sig:noise ratio.

makes ya kind of envy the u, doesn't?

--
sine nomine      |"--long enough and just so long/ will being pay the
debbie martinson |rent of seem/ and genius please the talentgang" --cummings
From: elascurn@daimi.aau.dk (Lars R{der Clausen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Dreams, yeah right!]
Date: 4 Sep 92 13:20:36 GMT
Organization: DAIMI: Computer Science Department, Aarhus University, Denmark

I sure hope I don't trample any netiquette by answering these silly posts.
Flame me silly if I do.

stu5s14@bcrka287.bnr.ca (James Cherry) writes:

>Sorry, I just saw this little gem in alt.dreams too.  It's from message
><1992Aug29.191404.6374@daimi.aau.dk> by elascurn@daimi.aau.dk
>(Lars R{der Clausen):

>        The computer menu:           | Lars Clausen - | I wonder if ANY part of
>2 bits - a tayste 16 bits - a playte |   Human being  |  your body is NOT an
>4 bits - a nybble 32 bits - a dinner |    Programmer  |  erogenous zone now?
>8 bits - a byte   64 bits - an orgi  |     Roleplayer |      -My girlfriend :-D

>Shouldn't that be "16 bits - a word  32 bits - a long word  64 bits - a quad
>word"?  Oh, I see...THAT wouldn't be NEARLY as funny!  But in that case, for
>consistency, shouldn't it be "32 bits - a dynner  64 bits - an orgy"?  Oh,
>but then "orgy" would be spelled properly.  I can see I'm going to have to
>think about Lars R{der's joke a little longer.

Ah, I sad I cannot claim credit for that one. I just happen to like it.

>79 columns, "Human being" added as filler, "Roleplayer" as one word, silly
>quote from purported girlfriend to prove that Lars R{der isn't as much of a
>geek as his "computer menu" might suggest.

Human being not added as filler, but as being more important than being
programmer and roleplayer. Roleplayer in one word from old habit in Danish.
Quote not as much to suggest anything as from sheer happiness. 

>What is it with these Danes?

Seems your jealous on my fine .sig.

>-- 
>James A. Cherry
>"Can't you little sheep think for yourselves?!" - The Hipster

'Let the sheep go in flocks, let the wolves howl, the eagle flies alone'
					-Somebody

Yours, Lars R Clausen
-- 
        The computer menu:           | Lars Clausen - | I wonder if ANY part of
2 bits - a tayste 16 bits - a playte |   Human being  |  your body is NOT an
4 bits - a nybble 32 bits - a dinner |    Programmer  |  erogenous zone now?
8 bits - a byte   64 bits - an orgi  |     Roleplayer |      -My girlfriend :-D
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: polycarbonate camera bodies
Summary: This baby speaks for itself!
Date: 26 Aug 92 20:10:14 GMT
Organization: UB

In rec.photo, <1992Aug26.153347.144265@zeus.calpoly.edu>, glporter@zeus.calpoly.edu (Glen Porter) writes:

>-glen
>
>
>glporter@hebe.calpoly.edu                  (Glen Porter)     *
>California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo     *
>Network Administration - Technician        (805)756-1295     *
>Electronic Engineering and Physics                  Gal 2:16 *
>                                                                         / |
> <><                       o                                           /   |
>                         o  o                                /-------/     |--
>        <><             o  o o                             / 
><><                   o                                 /     O    \ \ 
>   <><    <><       o    ______          ______        <            | | \
>                  o _  _(_||___)________/___             v v v v\   | |  |
>	 <><      O(_)(       o  ______/    \                    |  | | /
>    <><             ^ `/------o-'            \           v v v v/  / /
>               D|_|___/                                    \__________________
> 
>The Food Chain at work . . . . . .  Stay behind your bubbles  . .
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Group split
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 17:48:00 GMT

meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:

> Well, fry *me* for an oyster!  and all this time, I thought the Finnish line
> was: "Hey, baby!  My sauna, or yours?"

Nah, that's the Heimlich Maneuver.
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: without even being asked ....
Date: 26 Aug 92 20:44:10 GMT
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California

In article <78419@ut-emx.uucp> llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine) writes:
>
>wow, a new concept in public health: list all of your previous sexual
>partners in your .sig. that way, if you ever catch anything, your
>usenet postings can help the authorities notify the appropriate
>people.

Great idea, but it's already been implemented.  Most posters already list
their previous partners in their sigs--but most posters are .edu computer
geeks with even more humorous personal lives than the .com engineer geeks,
so the lists usually don't include more than their own names.

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
names removed to protect the innocent
From: funkster@cats.ucsc.edu (Larry Hastings)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Great drink......
Date: 4 Sep 92 08:11:50 GMT
Organization: Knowledge Dynamics Corporation
NNTP-Posting-Host: am.ucsc.edu


+-In article <Bu00M0.1JI@acsu.buffalo.edu>,
| meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) wrote:
|
| In alt.party, <1992Sep2.111210.12500@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu>,
| mconrad@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (|<azie) writes:
| >    When men make you mad, tie them up, take off their clothes 
| >          and put rodents down their shorts  --Hallmark
| Clearly, I've been shopping in the *wrong* Hallmark stores!
+----------

I'm lost.  You take off the men's clothes, and _then_ put rodents down their
shorts?  ...(snarling) "And then we'll TORTURE your SHIRT!"
-- 
--
-- larry hastings, the galactic funkster, funkstr@ucscb.ucsc.edu,
-- all stated opinions are mine.
-- 
--     Caution--Filling Is Hot
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