HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Re: hey, i gotta idea.  this is killer.
Followup-To: BEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANS 
Summary: PORKPORKPORKPORKPORKPORKPORKPORKPORKPORK 
Keywords: ricericericericericericericericericericericericerice   
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:55:25 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.215257.976@desire.wright.edu> dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire) writes:
>i know this might sound inane, but how bout this anyway?
>what if everybody inane enough to do so were to go out 
>and search around in other news groups for totally lame
>posts, and re-post them here in talk.bizarre?
>i mean, that would just, you know, make it, like, cool.
>totally.  radical.
>
>-- 
>.sparky.
>		(off to look for lame posts)
>

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
LUNCHLUNCHLUNCHLUNCHLUNCHLUNCHLUNCHLUNCHLUNCHLUNCHLUNCHLUNCHLUNCH

EATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEATEA
TOADSTOADSTOADSTOADSTOADSTOADSTOADSTOADSTOADSTOADSTOADSTOADSTOADS
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (Billy Joe Bissette)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: things that are bizarre(was Re: things that are not bizarre)
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:14:57 GMT
Organization: North Carolina State University

|> 
|> fantasies about elvis 
|> decrepit british satanism
|> the church of the carasso 
|> 
|> skull-fucking 
|> we have all been there, done that, or knew better.
|> 
|> now you know better, too.
|> 
|> m
|> -- 
|> minerva burst from joves head with a helluva yell but that does not prove 
|> that we should stand in awe of every case of mastoiditis            archy

-- 
----------bill the combustible, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (BILLY JOE BISSETTE)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Wednesday is My Day Off
Date: 9 Apr 92 13:45:56 GMT
Organization: North Carolina State University

In article <1992Apr9.003206.2759@terminator.cc.umich.edu>, ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD) writes:
|> And videotapes of bad movies will kill me yet.
|> 

So?  They'll probably be the end of me too.  That is if the pizza and the
junkfood doesn't do it.

|> Wednesday is the day that all the videoshops have their special price
|> deals, and so I get to watch four or five movies for the same price
|> as two or three.  It has something to do with the fact that since
|> everybody else's weekend falls on Saturday and Sunday, more tapes
|> are rented then, and so they can charge premium prices then.
|> 

Don't you mean you get to copy four or five movies?

|> Today: the Barbarian Film Festival.
|> The Sword and the Sorcerer
|> Barbarian Queen
|> [some Sylvia Kristal (sp?) flick about the last days of Pompeii]
|> 

Maybe you don't.

|> Not a smidgeon of good acting in the bunch.
|> 

But you watched them, didn't you.  It looks like its time for a short, shameful
confession.

|> AjD
|> now i'm bored

So am I, it was one of my first posts.

NEXT WEEK on GERALDO:  Video tapes of bad movies, will they replace D&D as the
main cause of teenage suicide.  Tune in and see!

-- 
----------bill the clueless, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Go, Go, Gadget Clue.  No, Gadget Clue, not Gadget Hammer!  Help Brain!
What do you mean, "The Swedish Chef got him."  Stop Gadget Hammer!
No, not Gadget Flame! Stop!  Stop!!
From: jallen@jarthur.claremont.edu (Jeff R. Allen)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: swedish chef
Date: 16 Apr 92 02:25:43 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Distribution: na,local
Organization: Harvey Mudd College
Organized: Not very

In article <1992Apr15.185606.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67709317@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>In article <1992Apr15.143546.22721@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson) writes:
>> So, t.b. people. I think we have a newsgroup to which we should cross-
>> psot EVERYTHING. its alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork. I mean, lets
>> give up on the soc.culture.random victims cross-posting, these guys
>> have no sense of humor. But the swedish chef people, well, I mean, that
>> newsgroup is boring.boring.boring so lets spice it up for 'em :-)
>
>Hey, as a devoted a.s.c.b.b.b reader, I feel we could use the traffic!  You 
>have my approval to crosspost away!
>
>P.S. heerde heerde herda skerda bork bork bork.
>-- 
>Greg Franklin                             "Death is everywhere,
>f67709317@ccit.arizona.edu          there are fries on the windscreen."

As another devoted a.s.c.b.b.b reader I don't want the crosspostings.
A.s.c.b.b.b is cool because it is quiet. Keep your .bizarre postings
to yourself, and leave us alone!

--
Jeff Allen (IRC: Itter)         /  Q. What's so unpleasant about
Freshman, Harvey Mudd College   \     being drunk?
                                /  A. Why don't you ask a glass
jallen@jarthur.claremont.edu    \     of water?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: a list, a list, aw shit, a list
Summary: pain makes you surly
Keywords: Ow
Organization: Encore Computer Systems Corp Fort Lauderdale, FL
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 20:03:13 GMT

After my little injury last week, I was forced to come up with the following
list of responses:

   10. It's my collarbone.
   9.  Yes, I know it's called a clavicle.
   8.  Yes, they gave me good drugs.
   8.  No, you can't have any.
   7.  Don't touch it.
   6.  Playing ultimate frisbee.
   5.  Yes, I made the catch.
   4.  About six weeks.
   3.  Hurts like a sonuvabitch.
   2.  ha, ha.

And the number one response is:

   1.  Get the fuck away from me, you miserable shit.  Goddamn this hurts.
       
Dave
--
dlwilson@encore.com
"Pain is nature's way of telling you not to do that."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10981 alt.tasteless:4617 alt.flame:6653
From: efudd@GeoWare.COM (Elmer Fudd)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Welcome Melvin Gladstone, net. celeb.
Keywords: it's
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 22:35:08 EDT
Organization: GeoWare Software Design, Toronto ON

mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:

> Melvin M. Gladstone

Hi Melvin.  My name's Elmer.  In a former lifetime, I was Moses.  Back
when I was heir to the Pharoah's throne, I woulda been "Glad-to-stone"
you.  Are you a heeb too?

Fudd.

   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   | "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" |
   |            Elmer Fudd         -> efudd@GeoWare.COM <-             |
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From: rdavis@lonestar.utsa.edu (Roger P. Davis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Uh-oh.
Date: 13 Apr 92 15:24:30 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Sally's Whorehouse and Gift Shop

In article <MJD.92Apr12231459@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Joe Keane in disguise) writes:
>
>
>I think I've got a hernia.
>
>--
>
>        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
>Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu

    Shush...not so loud or everyone else will want one too!


-- 
|UNIV. OF TEXAS AT SAN ANTONIO   |       -- rdavis@lonestar.utsa.edu --        |
|Lonestar beer and Texas...      |=============================================|
|Where the deer and the antelope |=============================================|
|play...with registered Democrats|=============================================|
From: 00mjstum@bsu-ucs.uucp (Matthew J. Stum)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: You know you're in deep when...
Date: 8 Apr 92 20:12:08 GMT
Article-I.D.: bsu-ucs.1992Apr8.151208.5881

In article <V2h+Dl=@engin.umich.edu>, ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
> In article <cTFoiB11w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>>waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby) writes:
>>
>>> In article <1992Apr1.200504.15446@news.Hawaii.Edu>  
>>> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
>>> >In article <1992Mar31.184310.5270@sunhillo.uucp> olias@sunhillo.uucp  
>>> (Mitch Gorman) writes:
>>> >>In article <1992Mar27.173136.1071@r-node.gts.org> rick@r-node.gts.org  
>>> (Rick Seay) babbles:
>>> >>>In article <41952@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata  
>>> boy) writes:
>>> >>>>You know you're in deep when she starts quoting Anna Green Gables.
>>> >>>That's Ann of Green Gables.
>>> >>There's sand in Aesop's Fables.
>>> >Dammit Man!  That mop's Mabel's!
>>> Elastic bands can stop babies.
>>> Dyslexic man have jabberwock Scrabble.
>>Complex icons are scattered on the table.
>>Convex crayons make better scribbles.
> 
> (Waehrend der Mahagonny-Wimpel an einem langen Angelstock hochgeht)
> 
>                 BEGBICK, FATTY, MOSES:
> Aber dieses ganze Mahagonny
> ist nur, weil alles so schlecht ist,
> weil keine Ruhe herrscht,
> und keine Eintracht,
> und weil es nichts gibt,
> woran man sich halten kann.
> 
> (First act, _Der Aufsteig und Fall der Stadt Mahagonny_,
>  Bertholt Brecht and Kurt Weill)
> 
> Cascade *this*, you bastards.
Can't piss in the custards.
Cats pass by the mustards.
Fat ass got some splinters.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: fun with inhalants
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 01:28:55 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES


APPARENTLY THAT WHOLE UGLY KEYWORD THING IS REARING ITS UGLY HEAD AGAIN.

I FOUND THIS ARTICLE IN ALT.DRUGS:

fordam@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Andrew M Ford) writes:

)
)Keywords: SEX, DRUGS, ARABS, ROCK N ROLL
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

)
)At the beginning of this school year me and a friend were looking to get  
)high real bad, so we decided to try modle glue. At first it was bad  
)because the manufacturer put some mustard seed in the glue to discourage  
)inhaling it, but we still managed to.  After inhaling about one tube a  
)piece, we were pretty fucked up. No visuals or anything real intense, but  
)just an extremely euphoric feeling.  Anybody out there ever try glue or  
)any other type of inhalant, and were they any good? Also, any body heard  
)of someone frying their brains from doing thisy type of shit.

PLEASE TAKE SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC OFF THESE CROSS-POSTS AND MAINTAIN SOME
KINDNESS WITH RESPECT TO OTHER PEOPLES POINTS OF VIEW.

PLEASE!

THANK YOU.

-- 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10403 alt.sex.bondage:8190 alt.religion.kibology:1522 misc.test:5161
From: whoami@hostname (The Hippy Trippy Feco-Stalagmite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex.bondage,alt.religion.kibology,misc.test
Subject: Re: Summer plans anyone???
Summary: Julian the suck-weasel tries on a big hat and Stewie triez to flame
Keywords: Truly inventive and highly original swear words deleted
Date: 4 Apr 92 19:49:03 GMT
Article-I.D.: hostname.1992Apr1.190504.19196


In article <1992Apr2.173946.26406@watserv1.waterloo.edu> lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058) sings:
>In article <1992Apr1.194021.27278@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby) writes:
>>
>>~ Obviously,
>
>>~ RICHH
>>You make no spelling mistakes, therefore you are not human.  Please report  
>>to Room 436 for dismantling.
>>We cannot have dangerous automatons running around on the loose.
>>I met a sidewalk preacher on a roller skate
>>He said he had the key to heaven's gate
>>I'll wait for the movie, 'cause I've been there before
>>I learned that like is a battle, love is war
>>		-Sebastian Bach
>
>Hey Julie don't take it bad
>Your a dim fuck so get a clue installed
>Remember to get it into your head
>If you were dead, we'd like you much better

Darlin', love your man
Darlin', love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him ejaculate profusely

Man, love your bitch
Man, love your bitch
Don't try to make a switch
Fuck her in a ditch

Dog, love your bone
Dog, love your bone
Don't leave it all alone
Call it on the phone

Man, love your dog
Man, love your dog
Don't be a selfish hog
Give him your bloodlog

Stewie, love your man
Stewie, love your man
You gotta understand
Your flame sucks an elephant's anus

whoami@hostname

"He said I could talk to God on it, but I didn't have anything to say."
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the here and now
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:09:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr7100912
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: drseuss@gorn.echo.com's message of 7 Apr 92 06:42:50 GMT

The here and now, the now and here, the nowhere; old joke, new shoes.
Putting aside puns for a moment--and now bringing them back: front and
center.  "Here" is where we experience and "now" is when we experience
and "nowhere" is what the experience becomes, replaced by a vague
figment of the nonmagination, a reality diminished.  [This isn't just
Elvis speaking; this is what the research shows.]  Now where was I?
Nowhere was I?  At Oneness but "at Oneness" is now here therefore
nowhere and the Oneness is nowhere, but here also.  Dammit, Elvis T.
Jones, you should've had this figured out long ago.  Wait, how could
there be a long ago when there is only a here and now?  Mother?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Interlude 1: morphophonological thought for the day
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 17:52:46 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad

nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:

> 
> What if "geo" were always pronounced as in "geoduck"?

How is it pronouced in "geoduck?"  That is the only word in the whole
list I have never heard of.

*PLONK*, surely.


> 
> Repeat after me
> 
> 	geography
> 	geology
> 	geometry
> 	geodesic dome
> 	Geo Metro
> 	George
> 
> Better yet:
> 
> 	sturgeon
> 	bourgeois
> 	Peugeot
> 	courageous
> 	bludgeon
> 	gorgeous
> 	changeover
> 	outrageous
> 
> and of course
> 
> 	flageolet
> 


--
the dot end
Xref: sparky alt.sex:13814 alt.sex.movies:1273 talk.bizarre:10543
From: mt1z+@andrew.cmu.edu (Michael Bruce Tomblyn)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,alt.sex.movies,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rated X,XX,XXX what's the difference?
Date: 8 Apr 92 20:17:44 GMT
Organization: Junior, Biology, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

>RICHH
>--NC-17?  That just means it sucks.  And that Peter Greenaway probably
>directed it.

Now, kids, we all know that RICHH is kidding here, don't we????

'Roo
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: fun with inhalants
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 11:29:19 GMT

In ALT.DRUGS, fordam@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Andrew M Ford) writes:

>At the beginning of this school year me and a friend were looking to get  
>high real bad, so we decided to try modle glue. At first it was bad  
>because the manufacturer put some mustard seed in the glue to discourage  
>inhaling it, but we still managed to.  After inhaling about one tube a  
>piece, we were pretty fucked up. No visuals or anything real intense, but  
>just an extremely euphoric feeling.  Anybody out there ever try glue or  
>any other type of inhalant, and were they any good? Also, any body heard  
>of someone frying their brains from doing thisy type of shit.

10 bucks to anyone who posts this to soc.culture.arabic.

--
Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: ASSHOLE AWARD Re: Buy More Stuff
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 04:21:08 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN TALK.BIZARRE,ALT.RELIGION.KIBOLOGY bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
)In article <1992Mar30.191158.20516@mercury.unt.edu) cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams) writes:
))for those of you NOT in Kibo's 3|_YT3 Circle, it probably
))looks a whole lot like Wilford Brimley with a long bear
))and a gnarly cane, dude.
)
)You wouldn't expect a Famous Actor to
)endure underendowed bears, now would you?
)
)				--Blair
)				  "The bear was convicted of bestiality."


THIS ISN'T FUNNY.  IT NEVER IS.  YOU AREN'T FUNNY.  DIE.  CHEERS.


--
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Prediction for the near future
Date: 9 Apr 92 03:03:41 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.1992Apr9.030341.15238
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)


In a previous article, bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) says:

>This is a truly HEINOUS activity. I should undertake it someday soon
>myself. This is why I would propose. She is at least as HEINOUS as I
>am.
>
>herr doktor professor ABSCHEULICH
>pharmakoepia of musikal karnage
                 ,
Po Russky: VOZMUTYTELNY
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.sex,alt.peeves,alt.romance,alt.romance.chat
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: JUST WHEN *DID* ROMANCE DIE?  Was(Re: More helpful Hints)
Followup-To: alt.romance.chat
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 23:06:30 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.213903.17555@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:

<stuff>

So, we were trying to pin down just when romance actually died.  This is
what we came up with:

AT AUSCHWITZ

AT BUCHENWALD

AT TREBLINKA

AT DACHAU

RICHH
--Wilkommen.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Date: 9 Apr 92 08:52:23 GMT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

: A dinner party, cocktails have just been served.
: 
: String quartet plays in a fruity sort of fashion.
: 
: Miscellaneous heads of state mill about.
: 
: Black tie.  Women are almost all in elegant, ugly, yet oddly expensive
: dresses.
: 
: All, of course, except your wife, who happens to be the US ambassador
: to England.  She is stunning and slim in her evening gown, design
: circa 1910.
: 
: You, having just finished dressing, come down to join the party.
: 
: Your wife sees you descending the wide marble staircase and
: interrupts her conversation with the VIP she is currently chatting up
: to murmur "Oh you must meet my husband."
: 
: She brushes her golden hair back from her face with that same
: endearing gesture that first attracted you to her, smiles up at you,
: and calls out: "Shithead, dear!  Come meet the Minister for Home
: Affairs!"
: 
: Now _that's_ an entrance.
: 

-- 
: Brad & Janet                                sects, lye, and stereo hate


	o god why do i just LUV this SO MUCH??????????
	o god; to die.... 
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | and his hair was..........                      |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
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From: kimy@currituck.cs.unc.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: teRMcaP
Date: 9 Apr 92 14:24:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: borg.11160
Organization: University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

In article <1992Apr6.130334.11324@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>57  Virginia Tech                221    0 -  4

'Tis a plot, a plot to bring me out of mine hermit's cave,
for evil knave thee, thou knowest my nature,
and before the day is done I shall regret this deed,
that saner counsel I did not heed.


Or something like that.


yong-mi
fine purveyoress of doggerel and castrated turkeys
From: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Recondition
Date: 6 Apr 92 17:28:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: chaos.waterman.702581299
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.


The action or state of being recondite.

--ts
From: carasso@NETCOM.COM (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Advanced Societies... its true ....
Date: 6 Apr 92 21:22:39 GMT


 
))the middle east is as true as the news that a 16 year old girl was
))butchered in the UK (by her family !), just because she did not follow
))the relegious practices which her pop wanted to !
) Forgive my following up a t.b article seriouslty, but...
) 
) Do either of you have a reference for this, e.g.  a story in a reputable
) newspaper? I have heard nothing of it, and I am pretty clued-up on the
) news here.  (A Muslim man once ritually slaughtered a cow in the streets
) in south London, and it was in the newspapers for days)
) 
) If it really happened and it has not been in the newspapers, then it has
) presumably been censored for political reasons. 

It really happened.  It was not censored.  20/20 on ABC did a 20
minute news piece on the story.  It was real.  It's an Arab custom for
removing the problem of a problem child by killing the child, thereby
ending the shame he/she has brought to the family.  It happens when
the parents are at their wit's end.  Arab wit, however, is usually not
that great.
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the here and now
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 06:42:50 GMT
Organization: Attention Span, Ltd.


Part of the curse of having a news feed slow enough to outrun is that
all of the followups (good and bad) have either been done or forgotten,
and there's no point in following up anymore.

This is, of course, the blessing off a slow news feed.

						ding dongs for breakfast

-- 
     David Bedno		       	   	     drseuss@gorn.echo.com
       "Don't get mad.  Don't get even.  Get even more." - Deth Specula
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 22:09:03 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <1992Apr10.202658.27294@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD) writes:
>I'm about to being running an Advanced Dungeons and Dragons campaign.
>
>Old-fashioned rules.  The really disorganized kind.
>
>AjD
>e. gary gygax, what hast thou wrought?

I still have my copy of the original Squad Leader.  Plus Cross of Iron,
Crescendo of Doom, and Anvil of Victory.  Lessee now, which bag did I
put the Partial Armor Penetration Shock marker counters in?

ljd
Damn you, Avalon Hill.
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A most excellent post
Date: 6 Apr 92 22:30:25 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <1992Mar28.072736.2229@cs.rose-hulman.edu>,
waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby) writes:
> 
> I happened to view some previews for Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life."   
> And let me tell you, it was killer...

Somehow, this development doesn't surprise me at all.

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
From: mathew@mantis.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short shameful confession
Date: 14 Apr 92 14:45:34 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

I still haven't forgiven bc for assuming that I own an IBM PC compatible.


mathew
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: lizard brown and out on the town
From: foghorn@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Foghorn Leghorn)
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 10:06:34 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad
Keywords: penis, vagina, satan

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson) writes:

> Answer Each Question. Time Allowed: 4 hours
> 
> 1.Medicine: You have a bottle of scotch, a razor blade, and some gauze pads.
> Remove your appendix.
> 
> 2.History: Briefly describe the history of the Papacy from its founding to
> the present. Include the social,religious,political, and economic effects
> it has had on Africa, Asia, Europe, and the Americas. Be specific but brief.
> 
> 3. Music: Compose and perform a piano concerto.
> 
> etc. etc. etc.
> 
> any other suggested ?s.....

Welcome to the '90s.  That thing is old old old, and not very
bizarre.

Nevertheless:

4.  Physics:  Define the Universe.  Give three examples.



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