From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Bruce Bufalini's daily routine 
Summary: Can we say "Bruce wastes time", boys and girls? 
Keywords: Biff is a figment of Bruce's imagination. 
Organization: Exit 24A, *then* two lefts. 
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 01:28:32 GMT

In article <t&21Hav?r8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@cattycorner.gis.psu.edu (not Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>In article <1992Jul28.033201.10654@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (The Story Guy) writes:
>>In article <bwh1H6vwq8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@across.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>In article <1992Jul27.052621.4934@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Blind Lemon Charlie) writes:
>>>>In article <9$c1H&+*p8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@across.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>No, you must come to 478 East Beaver Avenue to prove my point null, for DOI is
>>>>>headquartered there.  Then DOI will no longer be a part of your imagination.
>>>>
>>>>It's already not a part of my imagination.  That's your problem, remember?
>>>
>>>Then you are admitting that it does exist, which I have been saying all along.
>>>Congratulations on informing yourself of an important fact, Patrick.
>>
>>No, all I said was it's not part of *my* imagination -- after all, it's a
>>product of *yours*.  That's all it is -- a figment of your imagination.
>
>No, nothing is a figment of my imagination.  Everything you post is a figment
>of your imagination.  You are not in real life, Patrick.

There's more to real life than your little closed universe in State College,
son.  

>>>>>Good.  Then we can enjoy watching you lead a misinformed lifestyle, for
>>>>>everyone here is leading healthy, informed lifestyles thanks to DOI.  Look for
>>>>>DOI to start a branch in Houston, Texas in the near future.
>>>
>>>>You couldn't find Houston if you were standing downtown at the corner of
>>>>Smith and Franklin.  (Actually, in your case, about a mile northeast of
>>>>there -- at the corner of Jensen and Lyons -- ought to be just about right
>>>>for you.)
>>>
>>>DOI is perfectly capable of finding Houston, for DOI is informed of
>>>everything.  Why would I want to go to a city full of losers, anyway?
>>
>>I don't know -- why *do* you clutter up State College, anyway?
>
>I don't clutter it up; I am just one of ~25,000 people here.  Your arguement
>appears to be invalid and quite lame.

In other words, I'm right on the mark, since you've repeatedly demonstrated
that you're misinformed about a lot of things.

>>>>>DOI news flash:  Outbound Southwest Freeway is closed indefinitely and the
>>>>>only detour leads to jail.  Congratulations, Patrick, for you have finally
>>>>>achieved your goal in life: a one-way trip to jail.
>>>>
>>>>Wow.  DOI just can't get anything right, can they?  I got on at Kirby, I got
>>>>off at Westpark, and I went on home from there.  (Just to be different and
>>>>waste some more of your time, though, tonight I'll get off at Fountainview,
>>>>go down Renwick to Beechnut, and then go all the way out to Corporate and
>>>>come in that way.  I hope you're taking notes on this.)
>>>
>>>No, DOI has it right, for you are in jail right now.
>>
>>...which shows how much the non-existent DOI knows.  (Hint:  the jail's
>>downtown.  I'm not.)
>
>Which just shows that Rice University is on a lower scale than jail.  Perhaps
>you should visit a real university like Pep$i $tate Univer$ity.

Well, Mr. Omniscience, it's funny you wouldn't know that I wasn't *at* Rice
when I wrote that.  (Let's see how your "powers" are -- where am I as I
write this?)

>>>>>I stay up late all the time, so I'm not missing out on anything.  Can we
>>>>>say "PATRICK IS STILL A LAZY ASS," boys and girls?
>>>>
>>>>Keep your regular job -- otherwise, Fred Rogers is going to want to have a
>>>>little talk with you...
>>>
>>>No, Fred Rogers is irrelevant, for I do not require the helping hand of Fred
>>>Rogers.
>>
>>No, actually, you require the helping hand of Jeff Dahmer.  (He'll provide
>>the A-1 SSauce and the cutlery, of course. :)
>
>I don't require anybody's helping hand, for I am completely informed.

Actually, in your case, you require the helping boot to the head of someone
who *is* informed.  You're not.

>>>>>Response #848 is irrelevant.  And I see you had no problem with my assertion
>>>>>about your brain.
>>>>
>>>>You're right.  I had no problem with it, for your assertion was shown to be
>>>>nothing more than that.  
>>>
>>>Yes, I was right in saying that your brain is out for repairs.  Now, how about
>>>posting those SAT scores to verify it?
>>
>>Dig 'em up yourself.  I told you when I took it, and what high school I went
>>to -- how much more do you need to find it?
>
>If you refuse to post them, then we can assume zero on the math part and zero
>on the verbal part.  How did you *ever* get into college with those SAT scores,
>anyway?

That's not my problem, for your assumptions are misinformed -- and my scores
were well over what I needed to get into college.  

>>>>>Name every person who thinks I'm misinformed.  Nobody, eh?  You, sir, are the
>>>>>one who is misinformed and whose opinions are irrelevant, for your statement
>>>>>takes the form of an unwarranted extrapolation and is being thrown out at once.
>>>>>DOI has always been and will always be a thriving organization, thanks to
>>>>>myself and K e n   R o b i n s o n.
>>>>
>>>>Shared dementia may be thriving.  DOI is DOA.
>>>
>>>No, DOI is DOI.  You lack the proper amount of information to make such a
>>>statement.
>>
>>Like I said, it's DOA -- it never existed.  Thanks for agreeing with me.
>
>No, you unable to distinguish an upper-case I from an upper case A.
>Your eyes need repair.

Sorry, I typed the letter to the left of the "S", which is an "A".  You are
completely uninformed as to what "DOA" means, evidently.  (So what else is
new?)

>>>>>Although a dead person could make much more sense than you could ever dream of
>>>>>making.
>>>>
>>>>Too bad you're not getting a real job, out there in the world away from your
>>>>DOI...it'd be funny watching you try to convince *any* employer you had any
>>>>sense at all.  
>>>
>>>And I take it you speak from experience?  Apparently you do, for you have no
>>>common sense whatsoever.
>>
>>I guess that's why I've got a job and you don't...:-)
>
>Perhaps you would care to prevent me from having a job, Mr. Humphrey.

I have my own job to look after, Bruce.  You'll be the one that prevents you
from having a job, if anyone does.  All I get to do is watch.


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