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From: azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sheesh
Date: 13 Apr 92 17:20:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr13.112025.837


 
Jester writes in alt.overlords
what would my girlfriend think.....
 
 
I am mad not!  I mean a girlfreind!  What is this world coming to. Lies,  
deceit, no respect for the institution of marrage.  I can't take it  
anymore I can't marry you.  You are too deceitful. You should be punished  
by the comfy chair! Phil will you take me back?  Oh please!  I don't know  
why I ever left you.  You are so good and kind and a lot nicer than that  
lying Jessie.  I will behave from now on, Promise.  I 

> Why go to Phil. I've got much better knees than he has, even if he has 
> got a picture of Dan's knees and one of Jos Hippo's...well you know.
 
ARe you saying that you have better knees than Phil or that he has better  
knees than Dan or what?  I am utterly confused.  

>Eccles aka Jester's been busted...
azeena @$! yep he has! now he is a loner once again and his mom can be  
happy now that his purity score is not going to drop any more!!

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azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 01:36:22 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
>} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
>writes:
>} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
>} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
>} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
>} ..} 
>} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
>} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
>} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
>} ..} >and Jester.. 
>} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
>} ..} 
>} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
>} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
>} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
>} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
>} ..} to the
>} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
>} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
>} ..}want...*sob*...
>} ..} 
>} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
>} ..} 
>} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
>} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
>} 
>} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
>scores?.
>} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
>} 
>} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
>} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
>Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Phil aka this experiment is a failure
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From: robynn1@quince.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka's
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:41:09 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.104110.954

In article <1992Apr15.102039.949@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> 
> OK now I need an example of the kind of skit you want.  Is it supposed  
to  
> be silly?  zany? or full of sex like most of your recent postings?  And  
> what is this about no blackmail?  Gee what am I going to do?  

Just be yourself.  All you can do is try you best.  If he doesn't like it,  
he wasn't worthy of your letter.  Eat your broccoli. Don't slouch.

> azeena @$! clueless about what to send to get this stupid aka...
Robyn @#& That concludes this portion of "Cliches Only Mother Can Say 	
	Without Laughing."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Date: 14 Apr 92 12:12:05 -0600

In article <45341@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> }> }|].].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
> }> }|].].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
> }> }|].].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
> }License! *Laarg*!
> }> }|].].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
> }> }|].].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
> }> }|].].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
> }> }|].].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a  
steaming  
> }pit of Christian Scientists?
> }> }|].].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The  
Scientists  
> }AfterWard! Raw!
> }> }|].]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
> }> }|].Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me  
> }again????
> }> }|]Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with  
> }cayenne.
> }> }|Jester aka, but I WANTED Horsemier sause!!!!!!!
> }> }Jos aka Sorry, I Just Sold The Last Can Of Horsemier Sauce To That  
Old  
> }Lady.
> }> Jester aka how could you do the to me Jos??? I love you man!!!
> }azeena @$! Oh so your going to marry him!!
> Jester aka yes, cuz you copped out on me
azeena @$! you were the one who two timed!
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azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: marrage?
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:49:58 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>In article <ins450m.702196229@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>You can't marry him, you already promised to marry me (There is such a thing as breach of promise sir). I remember. <SOB> I've still got the thread here.
>><SOB> He said he would marry me and take me to a lovely Carribean island. But he didn't, so here's a warning to all those sweet innocent young girls (or boys) out there - watch out for naughty Mr Jester, or he'll offer you some boiled lollies as well.>-- 

>You lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only promised to marry Jos, Simon, and Simon's
>Armpit, but never you Eccles, besides, we can have polygamy here. I mean
>why not?? whose ghonna stop us??? the spanish inqusition??? i'd never
>expext the spanish inqusition.............
If you marry Simon, you have to marry his Amrpit, or else it gets all mad at
you and pretends not to be armpit anymore, but just a random body part, anfd
it looks all out of place.
>>Eccles aka Jilted again.
>Jester aka you wish you kinky poof
Eccles aka Jester, how do you know I'm male?? 
>--
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 15 Apr 92 01:52:42 GMT

In article <45343@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }|}|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }|}|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
> }|}|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> }|}|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
> }|}|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
> }|}|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
> }|}|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
> }|}|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
> }|}|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet  
Dancers Too!
> }|}|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
> }|}|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
> }|}|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
> }|}|respond to him.
> }|}Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think I'm  
In 
> }|}	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
> }|Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
> }Jos aka Sorry, I'm already Married To A Bag Full Of Smelly Herring  
Tails, But
> }	We Cann Always Arrange Some Secret Rendez Vous, Somewhere  
Romantic,
> }	Like In A Litter Bin ... Know What I Mean, Wink wink, Nudge Nudge?
> Jester aka damn, no one loves me anymore
Robyn @#& I love you, Mr. Jester...honest, I do...
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:23:30 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45345
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}|> }|].].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}|> }|].].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
}|> }|].].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}|> }|].].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
}|License! *Laarg*!
}|> }|].].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
}|> }|].].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
}|> }|].].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}|> }|].].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming  
}|pit of Christian Scientists?
}|> }|].].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists  
}|AfterWard! Raw!
}|> }|].]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
}|> }|].Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me  
}|again????
}|> }|]Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with  
}|cayenne.
}|> }|Jester aka, but I WANTED Horsemier sause!!!!!!!
}|> }Jos aka Sorry, I Just Sold The Last Can Of Horsemier Sauce To That Old  
}|Lady.
}|> Jester aka how could you do the to me Jos??? I love you man!!!
}|azeena @$! and to think I thought you loved me!!
}Jos aka No! He loves ME! ME! D'ya Hear! And Especially My Exquisite Dandruff!
}        (sniff) I Am Lovely ... Just Ask My Dead Dentist ... (sniff)
Jester aka damn righht I do.
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: aka???
Date: 11 Apr 92 13:03:31 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

]}>Jos aka Looking Forward To The Wedding! Ta da ta daaa!
]}Jester aka she's got huge tracts of land........
]Phil aka I don't know about that :-)
Jester aka you don`t know anything, do you?????
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: All this aka garbage (serious posting.  Jos, please ignore)
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 17 Apr 92 00:19:30
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: azeena@perdita.gac.edu's message of 16 Apr 92 09:11:01 -0600Lines: 63

In article <1992Apr16.091103.980@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
.In article <1992Apr16.021715.8912@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>  writes:
.> Well, I'm glad to see that you're all happy.  And I understand perfectly  
.well that if I don't like the aka stuff I can use a Kill file, or  
.unsubscribe (whichI probably will).

.ouch we are all hurt.  Oh Please don't! they'll take this group away from  
.us, then we will invade somewhere else!

Invade?  Hmm...  I seem to remember us being here for a very long
time.  I know that *I've* been posting for many moons, and some of the
other hard-cores have been here for much longer than that.  Iffn' you
don't like the stuff that is on here, then make an
alt.fan.monty-python.serious or something.

.> What I don't see is what the hell all that junk has to do with Monty  
.Python.  Idon't CARE what you guys do with your spare time, I don't care  
.what kind ofsilly chains you come up with to waste bandwidth -- but why  
.are you doing it onrec.arts.monty-python?? 

.gee I don't consider them a waste of bandwidth.  How about you guys?
.I rather like them.

Well..ermm...I don't mean to stab you in the back (I'd rather stab you
just above it), but I'm finding the Re: aka? thread to be something
closer to a chat-line than the usual fare (i.e. a bit trying)  Of
course, I hit my head *really* hard this Thursday, and my brain might
have fallen out. (and I've got my sense of humour duct-taped to it)

.> Every time I read this newsgroup, over half the messages are those aka  
.things! I'd accuse you all of cross-posting except damned if I know where  
.you'd post it to otherwise.  Can't imagine that anyone else would want to  
.see it either.

.little us! cross-post never.  Did you ever think that maybe one of your  
.groupies read alt.fan.monty-python and liked the cascades.  They then  
.decided to bring it over to your little group.

The Cascades?  Their beautiful.  I've never been there, but I've seen
pictures.  Marvelous, wonderful, keen, Gr-ate!  Kuugosh!
Big...Mountains, and .... treees.  and mountains.   Just spiffy beyond
all meaning of the word.

.> Please; there is help available for you.  You CAN get a life.  It's  
.never too
.> late...

YEAH!  THE PROPHET OF GOD HAS SPOKEN!  Don't you understand?  Its just
that simple!  WE *CAN* GET A *LIFE*.  Oh Hippy Hoppity Day!   Two
Ye-Hahs and a Rootin' Tootin'!!

.I see we have no life but you do! Ha look at you, you have just posted on  
.the most zany group in news before you know it you will be one of us!!!

Actually, comp.os.msdos.programmer is much more silly, but don't tell
anyone.  Its a secret.


That was my wife, Brabaar, and I'm not very bloody pleased about your
insulting her.  Bra and I are very close, and...err...perhaps that
wasn't my wife...

Dan aka Powerfully confused
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 12 Apr 92 17:27:07 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}|].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}|].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}|].].]>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}|].].]>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}|].].]>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}|].].]>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}|].].]>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}|].].]>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
}|].].]>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}|].].]>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
}|].].]>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
}|].].]>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
}|].].]>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
}|].].]Dugger aka exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P
}|].].Jester aka what have you dug anyway?
}|].]Dan aka A small hole.  Ooops.  you weren't asking me.  Sorry.
}|].Jester aka silly you, we'll have to torture you now, drop your shorts *GORN*
}|]Dan aka ARRRGGGG!!!!  OWIE OWIE OWIE  AAGGGG!!!  THE PAIN!!!  ARRRRRRRGGGG!!
}|Jester aka more in the back of the throat, like ARGH!!, try again!
}Jos aka No, No, No, No! It's More Like: LAAAARG! LAAAAARG!
Jester aka I could have sworn it was more like AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 6 Apr 92 13:56:57 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr5193152@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <MORJENS.92Apr2101247@vipunen.hut.fi> morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:
|.|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|.|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|.|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
|.|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|.|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|.|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|.|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
|.|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
|.|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|.|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
|.|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
|.|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
|.|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
|.Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
|.  Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
|Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
Jos aka Nah! Cutting Arms Off Is *Very* Uncivilized! We'd Better Rip Their Head
	Off With A Pair Of Giant Tweezers! I Do Fancy The Hollandaise Sauce Tho!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson)
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Followup-To: alt.crap
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 20:11:00 GMT

In article <2592@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
3 kAKAs deleted

SEEN IT! - Tom Servo, MST 3K

Tom
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:52:39 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>]|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>]|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>]|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>]|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>]|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>]|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>]|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>]|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
>]|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>]|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>]|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
>]|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
>]|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
>]Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
>Jester aka does nne stand for nefarious nellie eaters????
Eccles aka Nah, cos I know someone who would be a member if they were.


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*There's a smile on my face, *
*For the whole human race.   *
*Its almost like being insane*
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marrage
Date: 9 Apr 92 19:32:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44640
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <2559@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>Well, since I'm gonna be the bishop then, am I allowed to wear high heels then?
>A halibut fur bra mayhap? *GORN*! My Great Mogul suspendies? ehh? yes? yes?

sure you can wear anything you ant Jos, even
wear your birthday suit if you like.......

>Jos aka Looking Forward To The Wedding! Ta da ta daaa!
Jester aka she's got huge tracts of land........
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: item of interest
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:34:16 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:

>In article <ins450m.702439832@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, 
>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>> 
>>>>><Baaa!>
>>>>><Shut up Flossie!>
>>>>What!!! You mean those rumours of velcro gloves, heavy duty gumboots and 
>>>>whipsawing knees are true?? Sob, I'm never going to be able to look niggles 
>>>>in the face again.
>> 
>>>That's the advantage with sheep... no neep to look them in the face.
>>>Weird. I know someone here in ireland called Niggle, who is under
>>>the illusion that HE is flossie. Also, we have the original Flossie
>>>here in Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar. She runs the bestiality sexion.
>>>she's mentioned her sister down under once or twice. Such a
>>>coincidence, rh?
>> 
>> iSilly Mr DSFdsfnsimon#$#$
>> How do you know he thinks he's Flossie. Flossie can't talk, so if he is Flossie
>> he wouldn't be able to tell you.
>> 
>> Eccles aka Niggles never replies to posts anymore. Silly NZer

>I do! I do! But being here on the arse-end of the world, only
>half the posts get here, wrapped in herring and smelling of sheep
>dip! Silly Aussie! So tell me, did I manage to sneak this reply
>succesfully past the Gestapo guard at the gate? Or do I have to
>go back to sheep-vaulting?

Well, you described NZ properley anyway (I actually know someone who went there
for a Uni degree from Aust. To Christchurch). I em hafink ze vays hof foolink
ze Gestabont guard into zinking I vas vone I zem. Sheep vaulting activities can go ow in series.

>> Eccles aka Hello
>     
>HELLO! HELLO! UP HERE! NO! NO! DOWN THERE! HELLO!

>Nigel who is getting very good at valuting sheep <thud> <baaa!> <ouch!>
Eccles aka Pole vaulting?

PS How often are the postings updated for you?
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:55:26 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

>eeeeeeeeeewwww

Look you this is the sort of thing that starts whole aka threads in the first
place. Now clarify or I shall be forced to sign as

Eccles aka What?
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:37:50 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>.|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>.|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>.|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>.|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>.|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>.|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>.|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>.|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>.|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}>.|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
}>.|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
}>.|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}>.|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
}>.Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists AfterWard! Raw!
}>Dan aka Yes!  With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
}Eccles aka But do we give him the antidote afterwards is the question...
Jester aka what are you crazy??? of coure not
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: ps-
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 14 Apr 92 12:12:50 -0600

Phil aka here's a new idea!

ps just add "p"s, and go like an aka!  You don't even need a liscense!