HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: n029gg@tamuts.tamu.edu (Adam Roach)
Subject: Re: Confessions of a Commodore Junkie (Was: Re: SMART DRUGS2)
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 21:44:21 GMT

In article <HERMIT.92Nov16215656@am.ucsc.edu> hermit@cats.UCSC.EDU (William R. Ward) writes:

>It is possible that the original poster, being from Norway, has a
>different keyboard layout.  It is not uncommon for different
>countries' versions of a given computer to have different keyboard
>layouts, depending mainly on the prevailing standards for typewriter
>keyboards.

The Commodore 64's keyboard was identical around the world. 
I'm sure that if we had off world colonies using sanskrit,
the same '64's would have been shipped there. This goes a long way
towards explaining why we had a British pound symbol on our '64's
over here in the States. Additionally, I might like to point out
that the layout of the C-64's keyboard had almost nothing to
do with prevailing standards for typewriter keyboards.

>However, you're right that Matt's message was almost
>certainly not written on a C64 keyboard.
>
>Of course the legendary BIFF uses not a C64, but a VIC-20.

In which case he would 
be posting 22 column
messages, instead of
40. But, then again,
this point is moot,
since the Vic-20's
keyboard had exactly
the same layout as the
C-64's.

--
Adam Roach (aka Myrddin, Lowry)        | "...Actually, Adam, I don't think it
Internet: adamr@tamu.edu               |  matters, unless you plan to change
THEnet:   ZEUS::ABR8030                |  the `Hiroshima' decor for your room."
Uunet: ...!sequent!geac!tamu.edu!adamr |   -My father, on bedroom color schemes
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.politics.kibo,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.imploding.kibo,talk.bizarre,alt.slack
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: ALT.RELIGION.KIBOLOGY BIRTHDAY PARTY
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 07:14:38 GMT

[]
	Forgive me for posting the subject line in CAPS, but I'm excited
over all the gifts I will undoubtedly receive.  They are optional, but I
know none of you fine folks would be sleazy enough to come to the party
without a nice expensive something for me.

WHY:
	Alt.religion.kibology will be one year old on the 24th.  (Or
rather, the oldest article in the archive was posted then.)  And we can
always use another party for weird people.

WHEN:
	Tuesday, Nov. 24, 1992 [two days before Thanksgiving], starting
at 6pm Eastern time.

WHERE:
	We will be gathering at the coffeehouse in the MIT Union, see
below for directions.  Events to transpire while we wait for people there will
include a showing of Spot and a ceremonial reading, by Kibo, of his
favorite alt.religion.kibology articles and other semi-surreal performance
art.  The first annual Kibology Awards will also be given.
At 6:66pm sharp [that's 7:06pm Earth time] the group will go to
dinner;  I'm awaiting RSVPs so I can try to make a reservation for our
[perhaps large] group.  I'll let you know which restaurant we're going
to when I've figured it out.  Stay tuned for details.

WHAT TO BRING:
	Large gifts for Kibo [optional but you don't want to make Kibo cry]
	Money to pay for dinner, unless you brought a big gift
	Aluminum foil, to protect against mind control rays from Kibo
	Spare toupees, in case the foil fails

DIRECTIONS:
	The MIT union ("SSC" -- Stratton Student Center) is on Mass. Ave
in Cambridge.  By (T): go to Central on the Red Line, walk south (toward
Boston) a ways (ten minutes?), past assorted fun stuff (the Necco
factory, the MIT nuclear reactor, etc.)  The SSC is on the right, with a
big map of the campus standing on its lawn, shortly before you come to
the river.
	By car: find Mass Ave.  Drive to Cambridge.  Find the SSC as above.

Please send me e-mail [kibo@world.std.com] to let me know if you're
coming, as I have no idea whether we'll attract five guests or fifty!  
(Ask if you need further directions.)  All are invited.
							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: A pressing question
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 23:09:43 GMT

In article <1ebsoeINNkbq@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>In article <1992Nov17.015428.11373@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>I was going to submit this to the Oracle, but he's no damn help these days.
>
>What is a Kibo, and What Does He Do?  If He Designs Fonts, what does
>he Wear?  Would he Design Better Fonts if he wore BVDs?  What if He
>Wore BVDs to the exclusion of All Other Clothing?  Would he best Be
>Able to Design Fonts if he wore BVDs While He Was Designing Fonts,
>or would it be Sufficient for him to simply wear them Once In A While?
>
>i'll let you know what the oracle replies.

I'd expect a <ZOT> from the Oracle for that one, with all those woodchuck
references in it.

Be careful.
mdw
-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "We're going away now. I fed the cat."
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.biff
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: CR0UST1N W/PEPPR
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 04:44:53 GMT

In article <1eoktcINNbfq@tamsun.tamu.edu> K1B0@W0RLD.STD.COM (JAMEZ B1FF!!!! PARRY) writes:
> NNTP-Posting-Host: tamuts.tamu.edu

Yeah, yeah.  By now you should know that I forge all MY nuisance
postings from gnu.ai.mit.edu.

Also, you forgot to capitalize all the headers.
						-- K.
						I knew Biff, I partied
						with Biff, I was on Biff's
						team for Trivial Pursuit
						last night.
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: factoid of the day
Date: 18 Nov 92 15:22:29 GMT
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations

In article <BxwCnC.JB2@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com writes:
>[]
>	If you get one of the evil Burger King dinner "baskets" and the
>"baked" "potato" (really a rock), you can ask for sour cream.  They give
>it to you in one of those little Tetra Pak(R) cartons that I haven't
>seen since grade school.

I had a dream last night that I was in a Burger King and that they insisted
on giving me table service.

I don't know what caused this dream.  But when I walked out, I was in a
McDonalds, and there was a Popeye's across the street.

And I woke up with a foil packet of ketchup in my hand...
-- 
ted frank                     | thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu 
standard disclaimers          | void where prohibited
the university of chicago law school, chicago, illinois 60637
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.magnus.and.ketil
From: ketil@ii.uib.no (Ketil M. Malde)
Subject: Re: A pressing question
Reply-To: ketil@ii.uib.no
Organization: student of numerical analysis at the University of Bergen, Norway
	<1992Nov17.194013.4859@tc.cornell.edu>
Date: 18 Nov 92 22:02:32

>>>>> On Tue, 17 Nov 1992 19:40:13 GMT, mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) said:

Magnus> BVD?
Magnus> Brimstone Valley Databases?

	Magnus, da!

    Haven't you heard the song with:

	I'll have on my sombrero,
	and of course I'll wear a pair o'
	Levi's over my lead BVD's

Matt> Ah, I forgot, you Norwegians don't wear underwear.
Matt> (Please note sarcastic tone of above. Followups to
Matt> alt.flame.magnus.and.ketil.)

    Of course we do, but only the chainmail-and-barbed-wire kind.


--
 = Ketil Malde                     In real life:  ketil@ii.uib.no =
 = Nuke the whales!                    Honk if you love unicorns! =
From: masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu (Steve Masticola)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: CR0UST1N W/PEPPR
Date: 22 Nov 92 21:28:21 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

We apologize for article <1eoktcINNbfq@tamsun.tamu.edu>. The error
occurred when a buggy news reader inadvertently ran Leader Kibo's
article <By1xw8.A58@world.std.com> through an experimental biffing
filter.

We now reTurN Y00 T0 THE REEEEEELY C00L P0RSHUN UV 0UR
PR0GRAM!!11!!!11! C0WABUNGA!!@@!@!!@!!!<ESC>^<ALT><META><SHIFT><SHADDAP!>

Sorry about that... I'll have to take it out so that 1'm sUR3 thaT
ME1N LE@DER!!@!@! 1 C@N P0ST!!!!! I C@N P0ST!!!!!11!!11!!1
<ESC>^<SHIFT><ALT><META><F9><BEAT-WITH-HAMMER-UNTIL-IT-STOPS>

There, that's better...
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: A pressing question
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 04:35:13 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.015428.11373@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>Do you do it-- whatever it is you do-- design fonts, whatever-- better in
>your BVD's? 

I was visiting the Ancient And Sacred Temple Of Froom today.  It was
full of cute li'l jade idols, mounds of gold coins, huge diamonds, and
stuff.  I took it all.  Yes, I walked off with the Loot Of The Froom.

							-- K.


Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex,alt.postmodern,alt.good.news
From: travgod@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (Double-Stuff Oreo)
Subject: Re: NewGroup ALT.LOVEBOAT
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 07:23:18 GMT

In article <By5K9L.GtG@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo"  
Parry) writes:
> In article <92327.230218BTM105@psuvm.psu.edu> <BTM105@psuvm.psu.edu>  
writes:
> >How about alt.loveboat for a newsgroup?
> 
> Not unless you let me create alt.tv.small-wonder, alt.tv.woops,
> alt.tv.dangerous-women, alt.tv.amazing-discoveries, alt.tv.cop-rock, 
> alt.tv.the-grudge-match, and alt.tv.tennessee-tuxedo-christmas-special.
> 
> 							-- K.
Hey, what about alt.tv.american.gladiators, alt.tv.love.phone,  
alt.tv.capital.critters, or even alt.fan.village-people?!
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: factoid of the day
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 05:30:47 GMT

[]
	If you get one of the evil Burger King dinner "baskets" and the
"baked" "potato" (really a rock), you can ask for sour cream.  They give
it to you in one of those little Tetra Pak(R) cartons that I haven't
seen since grade school.
							-- K.
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: A pressing question
Date: 17 Nov 1992 22:46:38 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1992Nov17.015428.11373@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>Kibo (mind if I call you just "Kib"? Thanks), I've got this heavy problem
>weighting upon my psyche, and I'm hoping you can answer it for me. 
>
>Do you do it-- whatever it is you do-- design fonts, whatever-- better in
>your BVD's? 
>
>I was going to submit this to the Oracle, but he's no damn help these days.

"
Oh Spiffy-Qool Oracle, who has a Niftier Computer than Kibo, even
though he doesn't Design Fonts, Please answer my Query.

What is a Kibo, and What Does He Do?  If He Designs Fonts, what does
he Wear?  Would he Design Better Fonts if he wore BVDs?  What if He
Wore BVDs to the exclusion of All Other Clothing?  Would he best Be
Able to Design Fonts if he wore BVDs While He Was Designing Fonts,
or would it be Sufficient for him to simply wear them Once In A While?
"

i'll let you know what the oracle replies.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hold on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.magnus.and.ketil,alt.fan.gooley
From: ketil@ii.uib.no (Ketil M. Malde)
Subject: Re: Poetry.
Reply-To: ketil@ii.uib.no
Organization: student of numerical analysis at the University of Bergen, Norway
	<1992Nov17.162059.12057@alf.uib.no>
	<1992Nov17.180412.2740@tc.cornell.edu>
Date: 18 Nov 92 21:58:36

>>>>> On Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:04:12 GMT, mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) said:

	Magnus>Matt, are you a Cthulhu cultist?

	Matt> But to answer your question, no. I worship only Maarkyian-Guuli,
	Matt> Wanderer of the Negative Material Plane (there it is, on page 203
	Matt> of the 2nd Edition AD&D Monster Manual). 

I realize we need deities to keep track of the world, and make gravity
work and all that.  It's not that I disapprove of that, really.  I
don't even mind all the nasty deamons and waddayacall'em, or even the
human sacrifices and the unny men in black robes.  And, hey, I
actually like the orgies and the flashing violet lights and loud
industrial grade music.

But the question I want to ask, is:

Why does all the various beings of Other Worlds have so long and
completely unutterable names?

Why is there not a 'Jim the demon', or 'Harry the Omnipotent of the
Outher Spheres'?

What these gods need is a PR agency!

--
 = Ketil Malde                     In real life:  ketil@ii.uib.no =
 = Nuke the whales!                    Honk if you love unicorns! =
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.magnus.and.ketil,alt.fan.gooley
From: magnus@bark-fddi.ii.uib.no (Magnus Alvestad)
Subject: Re: Poetry.
Reply-To: magnus@ii.uib.no
Organization: UVBS -> SFK/T-DSA / SOPS - HOS / RNoN
	<1992Nov17.162059.12057@alf.uib.no>
	<1992Nov17.180412.2740@tc.cornell.edu>
	<KETIL.92Nov18215836@sandel.ii.uib.no>
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 23:32:14 GMT

>>>>> On 18 Nov 92 21:58:36, ketil@ii.uib.no (Ketil M. Malde) said:

	Ketil> Why does all the various beings of Other Worlds have so
	Ketil> long and completely unutterable names?

	Ketil> Why is there not a 'Jim the demon', or 'Harry the
	Ketil> Omnipotent of the Outher Spheres'?

I think it has to do with the fact that once you know the name of a
daemon, you have control over him. Now, Jim was one of the first to
go, Harry didn't last long either. Besides, some of them bring great
disfortune upon you if you name them, like Hast*r. Imagine if there
was lightning every time you said 'Jim'. Now you know why no one name
their sons Hast*r.

-Magnus
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: public transportation factoid of the day
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 21 Nov 92 19:14:39 GMT

jem@sunSITE.unc.edu (Jonathan Magid) writes:

>Quick SSC, I read "thermalization" as "circumcision" and
>wondered why one would want to "Chew on THAT"

>"Do I still want dinner?"
>jem.

I'm glad I was able to enhance your experience of life in my own
small way. 

-- 
Matt McIrvin
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 06:04:21 GMT

In article <Bxrv34.5w0@sti.com> stev0@sti.com (Steve Berlin) writes:
>
>OK, here's my Pet Peeve of the Week.  What we normally call "Fonts" are
>really Typefaces.  A Font is a Typeface of all one size, while a Typeface
>is, well, a typeface.  (ie, "Chicago 8pts" IS a font, but "Chicago", Kibo's
>favorite typeface, is NOT a font, it's a typeface.)

Actually, a font is a specific number of each sort in the complete
alphabet of that size (i.e. 6 of each cap, 10 of each l.c., 6 of each
digit), if you want to be old-fashionedly pedantic.

A font was the term for the unit metal type was purchased in.
								-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: A pressing question
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 06:03:28 GMT

In article <1eehsiINN61k@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>
>And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
>
>} There have been numerous studies into the correlations between BVDs
>} and Font Design.  Few people realize it but Font Design goes all the
>} way back to ancient times when the eariest Font Designers were sculpters
>} who worked mostly with crypts.  Their works were known as `grotesqueries'
>} from the Italian `grotte' which later became `grotto' and today has
>} become `Speedo'. 

Actually, there is a font rendering algorithm (for Bistram fonts, I
think) named 'Speedo'.  EERIE, ISN'T IT?

Do I have to repeat my Fruit Of The Loom pun now?
							-- K.
							I *am* my .signature.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,ba.general
From: eugene@wilbur.nas.nasa.gov (Eugene N. Miya)
Subject: Re: Two new FAQ panels
Keywords: rot13, the last word
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: NAS, NASA Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, CA
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 17:22:34 GMT
Distribution: ca

In article <6974@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil
(rpwhite) writes:
>     FAQs are evil 
>		      -- kibo@world.std.com
>KIBO has spoken!

I agree.
So is cross-posting! 8^)
			--The Ayatollah

--eugene miya, NASA Ames Research Center, eugene@orville.nas.nasa.gov
  Associate Editor, Software and Publication Reviews
  Scientific Programming
  {uunet,mailrus,other gateways}!ames!eugene
Seeking Books to buy:	Bongard, Pattern Recognition
			3 down 1 to go.
From: dignan@husc10.harvard.edu (Thomas Dignan)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: ALTERNATIVE Comet Rendezvous Mission
Date: 20 Nov 92 01:44:19 GMT
 <mcirvin.721703004@husc8> <rhamilt.722050031@husc10> <mcirvin.722212165@husc8>

mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:

>I logged in today SPECIFICALLY because Tom told me you posted this!
>Now look what you've done!

>Matt McIrvin

       Matt, I thought that i would take a break from alt.music.rush for awhile
to tell you that I'm naked and I'm touching myself.

            Thomas 'Auto-Felacio' Dignan




-- 
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thomas Dignan                          |   I am not a chutney ferret.
Knight@Templar.haywain.cab             |   "This song rhymes and we 
Master@Priory.sion.cab                 |      play it in time." - Flipper
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.licker.store
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Polls, polls, polls
Keywords: basketball, lemurs, lorises, duct tape, Spam, Kib*, and blood
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 05:55:39 GMT

[alt.licker.store][?]
In article <1992Nov10.071044.15485@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> franklir@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Ryan J Franklin ) writes:
>In article <1992Nov10.064808.15290@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley ) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov10.023936.25211@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov  (Orin Day) writes:
>>>And Rob and I know the only basketball "poll" you can trust is Coach K.
>>
>>Coach K?????? He must mean Leader Kibo!
>>
>>Leader Kibo (19??-14??), DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM!ist philosopher,
>[list of Kibo's scintillating accomplishments deleted, including some
>weird subliminal stuff about gerbils and duct tape]

The subliminal stuff was NOT deleted, as is obvious to SOME OF US.

>Kibo's not coaching this year, it cuts into his gambling.  Something about
>a rulebook, I think.

No, it's because one of the players on the team has cooties.  And
everyone knows you can get them just by being within the same building
as someone who's jumping up and down, shedding cooties...

>....and that would make the President....who?  Not The Special K himself,
>I trust.  He's got enough problems, what with the moldy Twinkies(tm) and
>Spam...er....moldy Spam and Twinkies(tm) arriving by the truckload.  Did 
>you know he has to shake each and every can individually to see if it
>makes the proper noise?

There is no proper noise.  Every one makes a different noise.

							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 20:37:33 GMT

In article <Bxrv34.5w0@sti.com> stev0@sti.com (Steve Berlin) writes:
>
>OK, here's my Pet Peeve of the Week.  What we normally call "Fonts" are
>really Typefaces.  A Font is a Typeface of all one size, while a Typeface
>is, well, a typeface.  (ie, "Chicago 8pts" IS a font, but "Chicago", Kibo's
>favorite typeface, is NOT a font, it's a typeface.)

Wrong. In any case, Kibo's still a "Font Designer", because he only designs
"typefaces" in one size: 48.3487 pt. He leaves it to Adobozo Type Manager to
do the resizing.

mdw
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Kibo's Personal Ad?
Date: 23 Nov 92 23:10:32 GMT
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations

[alt.personals.ads]
In article <perry.47@bobcat.lmc.edu> perry@bobcat.lmc.edu (James Braxton Perry, II) writes:
>Hello ladies;
>
>Thank you for the warm and lovely letter you have sent me. Since my post 
>will be wiped off in a week or two I thought I would repost.
>
>The basic stats are:
>James Braxton Perry, II
>22 SWM Part Cherokee
>6ft3 200lbs
>Brown Hair and Eyes
>
>My flaws: (Short list)
>Can't spell

[This would explain "Perry" instead of "Parry", and "Braxton" instead of
"Kibo."]

>Too rational
>I take everything literally
>
>Likes:
>Smart, witty, affectionate, sensual
>
>Dislikes:
>Yelling, drugs, and ladies to play extensive mind games that lead nowhere.
>(There is a difference between mental foreplay and mindgames)
>
>If I had to describe my personality I would ask if someone had read Patriot 
>Games by Tom Clancy. His main character and I think alike. I saw the movie 
>and thought that Harrison Ford did a very good job of playing "me" on the 
>screen.
>
>Anyway, if you have anymore questions e mail me back
>
>Braxton
>***********************************************************************
>Braxton Perry	        No longer on AOL
>Lees-McRae College 
>
>To be the best, you have to beat the best (Rick Flair)
>  or
>Be nice, be very nice, until it's time not to be nice 
>					  (Patrick Swayze)
>
>Banner Elk, NC  28604                          perry@bobcat.lmc.edu
>***********************************************************************


-- 
ted frank                     | thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu 
standard disclaimers          | void where prohibited
the university of chicago law school, chicago, illinois 60637
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: I Hereby Promise...
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 05:34:45 GMT

[]
	...never to speak a smilie in alt.religion.kibology.

	...never to eat at Burger King again.

	...to stop buying type specimen books.

	...to improve my game of miniature golf to an even higher level.

	...to continue my war against double-spaced posts


	...to be more forgiving and allow myself to break my promises

							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: mdw@TC.Cornell.EDU (THE BIFFSTER!!!!111111)
Subject: Re: PROPOSAL: ALT.FAN FANTASY
Originator: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 20:17:45 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.185035.1460@dct.ac.uk> mcsba1wsb@dct.ac.uk writes:
>				Wendy !!!!!!
>			(Multiple !!!!!!!!!! are a sign of insanity -
>						       That's why I use them!!)

Biff?


Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.magnus.and.ketil
From: magnus@bark-fddi.ii.uib.no (Magnus Alvestad)
Subject: Re: A pressing question
Reply-To: magnus@ii.uib.no
Organization: UVBS -> SFK/T-DSA / SOPS - HOS / RNoN
	<1992Nov17.194013.4859@tc.cornell.edu>
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 19:58:57 GMT

>>>>> On Tue, 17 Nov 1992 19:40:13 GMT, mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU
>>>>> (Matt Welsh) said:

	Matt> Ah, I forgot, you Norwegians don't wear underwear. 

Yes we do. It's a custom here to take their underwear when you kill
someone in a blood feud. Then you wear it till you kill someone else.
It's not very comfortable, but it helps keep up the killing.

Btw. We always keep our axes clean.

	Matt> someone give me ideas for a new .sig quote

"In the dark of the night, 
 we went bughunting beneath the cold neon light."
			-Magnus, infamous programmer
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology