HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: PuterMan hears a cry...
Date: 16 Apr 92 17:12:13 GMT
Article-I.D.: bronze.1992Apr16.121222.27604
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.

puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude)


>	PuterMan's sensitive ears (they cry a lot) hears another damsel
>cryin' for help. Swooshing down, he sees Julie sputterin' for an
>explanation. Deftly, he tries to land right in front of her, succeeding
>in landing flat on his face. PuterDog lands right behind him, and licks
>his face to bring him back to conciousness.
>	"Uh, wow! Uh, okay. I'm fine. And if you ever need me again,
>just call!"
>	With that, PuterMan flies off into the sunset. PuterDog watches
>hiom go, sides up to Julie's left leg, puts his head under her hand,
>and starts to growl in Blade's direction. Looking up, he licks Julie's
>hand, and gives a little whine.

Thanks for the save, Puter...


>	Julie is now ready for Blade....

For months, I have supplied lines like this for all to pick on me...and
they do.  

Now, one has been placed in my lap.

I would say that maybe in the past I was ready for Blade *leer*, but I think
someone would have a slight objection to that, and therefore decline
the most wonderful offer.  Thanks anyway, Puter.  Keep up the good work...
and do something on those landings...they're embarrassing...


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 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:15:21 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.233419.18817@noao.edu>, groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
writes:
> From article <1992Apr13.224133.22954@nic.umass.edu>, by
S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ):
> > Well, at least the "new" part was right!
> > 
> > Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
> > seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
> 
> There is always room for a new face... 
> 
> 	--especially one with no pie on it yet.....
> 
> 	Bwuaaa ha ha....
> 
> 	(Blade, I think you should do the honors...)

Never fear, Christy!  I, Intelligence-Stud (I'll bet everybody forgot about
him!) will protect you.  I'll just erect (I take no responsiblity for any
statements in regard to that word that come after this article. :-) a
telekinetic shield to protect you from errant pies.  No thanks are necessary,
but always welcome, if you get my drift.... :-)  Of course, if Blade decides to
use real weapons, you're on your own.  :-)

Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: TushContest
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:49:10 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.scl36INN5km
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandstorm.berkeley.edu

Lisa Mae:

>Well I guess you can be a judge but this is a TushRating contest.  IF you want
>a whole body contest arrange your own competition.  So, tushes only.
>Otherwise we couldn't call it the first annual ARC tush contest.

   Spoil ALL the fun!!!  Hey, what if we call it the.....ARC Cheek contest?
   Then the tush is still the main highlight, but it could be cheek.
   *sassy smile*

**  I believe cheeky is what we would call you dear.

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Badger        "And even though I know just how very far apart we are
	       It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
	       And when the night wind plays a lonesome lullaby
	       It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky."
	       Ronstadt & Ingram  "Somewhere out There"
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 15:01:51 -0500

picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) suggests:


>Some men?  What about women?  Are you saying Steve's a pushover?  If so, you
>think he'd let me borrow some money if I complimented him a bit? :-)

Nope...you'd have to compliment me a LOT if you wanted to borrow
money.  :)

S.
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: T-Shirt Contests
Keywords: New President
Date: 8 Apr 92 18:12:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: bronze.1992Apr8.131232.11160
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.

lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
>In article <1992Apr3.200403.8576@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>>Now, if you wanna have a tight body
>>building shirt contest on the guys, you got yourself a deal.  I'm mush
>>when it comes to muscles..*swoon*....especially hard earned muscles say
>>from chopping wood...*swoon again....
>>*Julie gets lost in a daydream*
>>Uh....what were we talking about?
>
>*Lis nudges Julie*  "You mean you don't remember??  Think
>MEN and MUSCLES and WET T-SHIRTS...."   "Remember Now??"

*Julie temporarily snaps out of her daze*

Uh, did you say MEN and MUSCLES and WET T-SHIRTS?

*drool*


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				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

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Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Wednesday, 8 Apr 1992 00:43:52 MST
From: <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
 <1992Apr5.051715.11426@noao.edu> <1992Apr6.084006.19505@bronze.ucs.indian
 <1992Apr6.190954.27170@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>

'Chelle comments:
>Steve slaps:
>>groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) clarifies:
>>>> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) begs desperately:
>>>>>Am I allowed to enter........*pant pant*
>>>                              I do not remember this from my post!!!!!
>>>                              Isn't it a breach of ettiquete to
>>>                              alter someone's quote? ;)
>>Those "pants" weren't there before? Hmmmm, how the heck did they get
>>there then...((Steve glares at his fingers and says "BAD Fingers!!")))

What I'd like to know is: "Where does Steve get off, putting Lee's pants on?
And whose gonna take 'em off...'Chelle?! *grin*

>Hey, they had a hit back in the 70s... "If you want it, here it is, come and
>get it, but you'll have to hurry cause it's going fast..."  I'm surprised no
>product has used that song in a commercial yet!

Yeah, that was a great one, wasn't it?!  What kind of product do you think
would use it, though?!
---
"We're wounded by fear, injured in doubt.     *         *  Christopher Vacano
 I can lose myself... you I can't live        **       *   Industrial Design
 without, yeah, you keep me hanging on..."   *****   **    Arizona State Univ
                                  -- U2       **********   School of Design
      AUCHV@ASUVM.INRE.ASU.EDU                   ****
ARC: F1/2PBftSotRFAaOD/MCttRFA... Rogue        ***** **    BOC-L: Way out West
BabyBro to Clare, Kristiina and Eric (t.V.)...  **  ... and of course to Guido
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Naked Lunch
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 12:45:48 GMT

>foot on his neck she quickly whips his pants off.  Suddenly the room 
>is quiet, and then the women all start yelling and going crazy....DK, 
>in a hurry to dress that morning, forgot his panties.  
>
>Miss CowPatti Mae


Forgot ? BUTT BUTT BUTT, what if he LIKES it that way...

The rough feel of the denim...

the whimsical way the hair get caught in his zipper...

The escape hatch for when women walk by in tight skirts...

Ahhhhhhh the beauty, the wonder... the breezes...

Blade
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: st910880@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jeff "Mr. Gadfly" Goldman)
Subject: Okay . . .
Reply-To: st910880@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 00:43:39 GMT

Okay.  I'm back.. At least, I'm gonna try.  Not that anybody really cares.
let's just say that I've been busy  - I thought it would make the loneliness
go away.  It does, but not entirely.  Not enough.  I need you guys
You make me whole.

Happy Passover!

Love jeff
needing some GRWdust.
Still
Official Lexicographer to the RFA
One More Lonely Heart in a Crowd

"I Wish . . .
More Than Life . ..
More Than ANything . . .
More than jewels . .

Into Da Wuds.  S. SOndheim
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A new man is born.. (was: Re: Erin's New Title????)
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:40:16
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: usa
	<1992Apr8.160702.15111@noao.edu>
	<1992Apr8.204737.13385@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu's message of 8 Apr 92 20:47:37 GMT

'Chelle misses the point:
>Lee puns (accidentally? 8-):
>>But it's such a cute gyro!  So suitable for a bridal precession too...
>						       ^^^^^^^^^^
>What exactly *is* this?  The state of the country *before* the economy drops?

I can't believe I'm giving a straight answer to this, but:

The precession of a spinning object is the tendency for its rotational
axis to describe a cone around another axis (best illustrated by the
shaft of a spinning top as its tip describes a circle around a
vertical axis).

Such a neat pun!  Wonder if it was intentional...[*]

[*] Seeing as precession plays a significant role in astronomy,
    I'll be generous and guess it was.  8-)

LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
  Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland and DirtyMindedApe
  SecondBro to Rip, 'Chelle and HotDi, SpiritualBro to Lis
  'Chelle's Bouncer, Plucked From Retirement
  BackupLeatherGod and LexiTerminator
  GOGIL/DeepFUDJE's Second in Challenge II
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Wednesday, 8 Apr 1992 16:01:12 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Spring break
Distribution: world

In article <rsqdhINNbq9@agate.berkeley.edu>, scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott
Gier) says:
>
>Scott confuses:
>>**  We did not start this.  The whole event happened after Lisa Mae got a
>>**  controllable urge to *goose* Adrian while we were wandering around inside
>>**  a telescope at Kitt Peak.  Instead of doing it she confessed her urge and
>>**  showed mercy to Adrian.
>'chelle:
>Well, this may be so, but that's *not* what *we* were talking and giggling
>about.  Lisa hid that urge from me, I can tell you that.  It's really not that
>hard to figure out...
>Scott:
>**  So just what were you and Lisa talking and giggling about.  You two
>**  weren't telling only slightly humerous stories about the way Lee and I
>**  act and comparing them to find similarities and the such like.
>
>**  'Chelle:  It's kinda like when Lee does this.
   has this expression on his face when he wears nothing but a *SMILE*
>**  Lisa Mae:  Scott does the same thing when he...
   is watching baseball. (Oakland A's to be exact.)
>**  *giggles*
   No, out right *laughter*
>
Ariel
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Our ARCFamily
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 16:53:22 GMT

OK, I did miss this the first time:
>In article <1992Apr10.020923.17337@sequent.com>, rip@sequent.com (Paul Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man)) writes:
>> 
>> What do you say FellowSibs, are we going to let this challege go
>> unanswered?  I would even be willing to let Clare and Kris pick
>> proxies to represent them in the challenge.  I think a good way to
>> settle this would be 'Camel Fights' in the water.  Best 4 of 7, just
>> like the WorldSeries!  Well, Chris, Eric, what do you say?

Well, BigBrowithBonsaiBiceps, count me in!  And hey, if HotDi makes it, we'll
even have an even number!!

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
..............................................................................
Only connect the prose and the passion, and both will be exalted, and human
love will be seen at its height.  Live in fragments no longer.  Only connect,
and the beast and the monk, robbed of the isolation that is life to either,
will die.  -- E. M. Forster, _Howards End_
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 02:02:35 GMT
 <1992Apr14.052844.21544@cs.aukuni.ac.nz> <1992Apr14.140123.20194@nic.umass.edu> <1992Apr14.123809@IASTATE.EDU>
Organization: Computer Science Dept. University of Auckland

picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) writes:
>S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (Christy) writes:
>> In <1992Apr14.052844.21544@cs.aukuni.ac.nz> cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz writes: 
>> > and clare sneaks around among the clamour of people welcoming Christy
>> > and *tickle*s her mercilessly....
>> 
>> Oh stop!  <giggle, giggle>  Please don't!  Oh <giggle>  HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Never fear!  I shall help you!

>Unhand her, Clare, or you shall receive the same!  Or better yet [pulls out a
>Recoiless Cream Puff Rifle]  you'll be on the receiving end of this!
>[Clare looks startled, then runs away]
>Of course, I don't want you to go away mad.  I hate in when people are mad at
>me!  :-)

I'm not mad... I'm enjoying myself far too much...

*tickle*
*HUG*
clare
-- 
It's all Jono's fault...  :-)   | Usenet: bringing the world together and
cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz           | reminding us how far apart we are :) :(
                BigSis to Chis, Eric and Kristiina
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: easmith@hemlock.cray.com (Eric Smith)
Subject: Our ARCFamily
Originator: easmith@hemlock
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:36:52 CDT


Well, it looks like we are a family.  All four (at last count) of us...Chris is
the youngest, right?  We'll have a bit of trouble getting together for family
dinner...Arizona State, Minnesota, Helsinki, Auckland.  The sun never sets on
our family!!!
-- 
Eric the Viking
Lil' Bro to Kristiina and Clare, Big Bro to Chris
Official Translator of the Romantic Fire Association
"Even English on this board needs translation, sometimes!"
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:42:20 GMT
Article-I.D.: bronze.1992Apr9.174852.4727
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.

dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
>>Julie sez:
>>> 
>>> I'd love to Yoda
>
>
>Okay... show of hands here... WHo read this like me and thinks
>julie is trying to do Steve ?
>
Depends on which "Steve" you mean....

Did I say that?  Nope.  Not me....

Nevermind.

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				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 18:55:57 GMT

Ender shrieks:
>Well, I suppose 'Chelle will soon be returning to ARC after her adventures
>here in D.C./VA. and before she does I would just like to say...
>
>
>LIES LIES LIES!!!  IT'S ALL LIES!  WE'RE REEEEEEEEALLY NOT HORRIBLE PEOPLE AT
>ALL!!!  THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALARM CITZEN!!!  I'M FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT AND
>I'M HERE TO HELP YOU!!!  BUT *OFFICER* SHE *PAYED* ME TO DO THAT!!!  I HAVE
>NEVER EVEN *HEARD* OF ANYONE NAMED DAN HORNER!!!

I think that just about sums up *Ender*... *grin*
>
>There...  that should cover anything she might have to say about me...  =)

Ohhhhh... it don't even come *close*.... Mua hahahahahahaha...
>
>
>Actually it was a lot of fun...  Kind of a warm-up for the beach chat...
>'Chelle's a very nice person...  even if we DID drive her friends away...
>heh heh heh heh heh...  }=>

Nah, they thought you were cool... in fact, all of a sudden they've all
started saying, "Kuhel!"  I don't know *where* they got it, but it weirded me
out a little...

And I did have a great time meeting the notorious Uunet folk, only sorry that
Andy couldn't make it.  Steve, Ender and yes, even Blade are all wonderful,
warm, sweet, compassionate... oh, wait.  They begged me not to reveal that.

These guys are the most twisted, debaucherous, crude devildemons that ever
walked the face of the Earth.  

We all got along *great*.  (Had to say it before they did)

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
Date: 6 Apr 92 13:12:17 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

Lee gets all ethical on us:
>From article <riiq5INNbiu@agate.berkeley.edu>, by scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier):
>> I've got it.  The first annual ARC tush contest.  Guys line up and our judge
>> 'Chelle will give her astute opinion as to who has the best tush in ARC.
>
>Am I allowed to enter, or would that create a conflict of interest? :)

Course you're allowed to enter - we just make sure that 'Chelle isn't the
only judge....

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle

==============================
Words are unable to speak of love
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 01:08:21 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.194015.26907@wetware.com> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>
>] >'Chelle replies:
>] > First thing we have to decide is what the
>] >contestants are going to WEAR!! (If anything... *smirk*)
>] 
>] What should they wear?   How about as little as possible....
>] Tight Speedos or something....   :-)~
>
>tight WHITE spandex, of course...

Oh, please.  You're just looking for an excuse to hold a wet spandex contest.

>(cf - G&R video of "You could be Mine" - check on Axl's 
>outfit...)
>
>CatWoman

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 20:43:21 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Tush Contest
Distribution: world

In article <scktbINN5k7@agate.berkeley.edu>, scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott
Gier) says:
> chelle:
>>Sure, Lisa!  And I agree.  We must have the full effect in order to make a
>>qualified decision.  Now, help me figure out what the contestants should
>>*wear*...
>   My suggestion?.....birthday suits? No, most guys wouldn't enter then.
>   How about running shorts?  we could probably even put in a tush flexing
>   portion to the contest. *grin*
>
>**  MC Badger get an idea "I don't have any runnign shorts but I do have
>** a pair of running tights."  He throws down his clipboard and announces
>** to the world.  "Hell with running this thing, I'm entering it."
   *grin*
>
>Ariel
>Looking for a few good....tush's. *GRIN*
>
>**  But you already have a nice one why would would you want more?
  Cute hun, REAL cute.
>
Ariel
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 18:41:00 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I'm back
Distribution: world

In article <rvmh2INNmdh@agate.berkeley.edu>, scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott
Gier) says:
>
>Lisa states:
>>Go OUTSIDE in the SUMMER in PHOENIX for long periods of times????!!!???
Scott:
>>** I meant in the evening.
>Lisa:
>  In Phoenix? in summer?   Try, drive to Flagstaff. *kiSs* The things
>  I have to teach you.
>Scott:
>**  As long as you're the one doing the teaching, I don't mind.

  So, you are volunteering to be my private experiment? *wicked grin*
Oh, the thoughts that sends running through my mind. hee...hee...hee

Ariel
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man))
Subject: Re: Lack of response to RFA application
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 18:37:57 GMT

In article <BMBJBK.4GF@world.std.com> Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald) writes:
>I humbly apologize for that whining in my original post. I hope that the
>RFA and others will consider it a minor aberration and pretend it never
>happened. Deal? :-)

Pretent like what never happened?

Welcome Sarek, and Live long and prosper, be fruitful and multiply and
all that good stuff!! :-)

______________________________________________________________________
Rip                                                   _____
1/2 of the                          rip@sequent.com  /     \
Official Palanquin Bearers                          /  rip  \
For the Secretaries                                 |xxx-xxx|
Of the RFA                                       ___|_______|___
And BigBro to LF and 'Chelle                         \~ ~~ ~\
                                                      \~~ ~~~\
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony)
Subject: Re: Mr. Ed.....I need you.....
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 05:48:12 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Apr9.030244.18110@uc.msc.edu> eab@uh.msc.edu (Edward Bertsch) writes:
>In article <stpj--_.cowpatti@netcom.com>, cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony) writes:
>|> ...to re-send your last letter.  I got all excited and accidentally lost
>|> it, and the last thing I remember is something about legs.
>                                                        ~~~~~ and butter!

Oh, yeah, I forgot the butter......are you sure it wasn't "Butter
Buds"????  

Miss CowPatti Mae
Sometimes Answering Service
for The Mysterious Mr. Green

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