HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Lookism
Organization: The Gorilla-Shaped Cookie Trust, GmbH
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 21:39:39 GMT

In article <1992Dec30.191702.9282@odin.corp.sgi.com> laurab@sgi.com (Laura Beatty) writes:
>In article <1992Dec29.182938.28267@pixar.com> good@pixar.com (Your weapons are useless against us.) writes:
>>
>>[A friend forwarded something from talk.bizzarre, to which I responded:]
>>
>>This "brainless model" debate rages fairly regularly on alt.supermodels, too.
>>The only word on Cindy I've heard from anybody who *might* have actually
>>met her was from Penn Jilette, who said "Cindy Crawford is too dumb to f***".
>
>yeah, but penn will say that about many people.  he's got VERY high
>standards, (as do i, that's probably why we like each other).
>penn's girlfriend is a model and boy have i heard some GREAT stories
>about other models.  but of course, i'm not going to pass them
>on here.
>
>anyway, i wouldn't take penn's opinion on cindy's intelligence level
>too seriously...

How come a FAT SLOB with a STUPID HAIRCUT like Penn can get a beautiful
and presumably intelligent fashion model to go out with him, eat fire with
him, presumably screw him (in these times), while I can't get ANY FEMALE
to do more than give me the time of day, and that only when I call the
time-of-day number to hear that sexy voice?

It's unfair!  It's unjust!  It's disgusting!

And he's got a fucking EARRING ferchrissakes!  How can any woman stand a
man with a mutilated ear from which dangles effeminate jewelry?

Mark., maybe I need a stupid haircut and a fucking ear-perforation
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: The top 923
Organization: Logic Modeling Corporation of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 21:14:12 GMT

    One of the FM stations here in Portland (92.3 MHz) is playing "THE
    TOP NINE HUNDRED TWENTY-THREE ROCK AND ROLL HITS OF ALL TIME."  The
    tune currently playing is "Summertime Blues" by Blue Cheer.  It's in
    the 600s, somewhere.

    They played "Can't Find My Way Home" by Blind Faith yesterday after-
    noon, putting it in the 800s or 900s.

    There is no justice.

    Buddy Mile's "Them Changes" placed in the top 923, though.  I was
    surprised.  I don't know who selected these, but it is sponsored by
    Budweiser.

    I'm listening because I know the tune and lyric to *lots* of the
    songs.  The others I can be indifferent to, without feeling out
    of date.

    - Larry Huntley (Who am I kidding; I *am* out of date.)
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | I'm going to the love-in to sit
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |    and play my bongos in the dirt.
          Beaverton,  OR          |        - "Flower Punk", Frank Zappa
From: jea1@cornell.edu (John Austin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Hallooooooo, Everybody!
Date: 21 Dec 92 18:38:08 GMT
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Xxdate: Mon, 21 Dec 92 18: 44:58 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d16

So, gosh.  Where the hell is everyone?  Is my feed fucked, or has everyone
split for the hollidays or gotten stuck in last-minute projects that preclude
pisti, er , posting?

Not that I'm looking forward to a week and a half of no t.b, but it might be
easier to take if, in fact, there was nothing going on.

Stupid one-line followups are welcome.

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix iR Us                                   If a tree posted in the woods...
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: hotline call of the week
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 08:37:14 GMT


	"Well, my mac crashed, and when i rebooted it, the floppy disk
	 I was using was empty...  there aren't any files on it any more...

"sounds like your floppy disk crashed.  if you bring it in to one of our
 public sites, they can try running a recovery program on it for you..."

	"Um.  Actually, I'm not a registered student at the moment...
	 I'm on leave..."

"that shouldn't be a problem...  for the most part we don't kick people off
 the site for things like---"

	"...in Hong Kong."

"--uh.  maybe you *don't* want to bring it in..."


M.
"...you're calling from WHERE??????"
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Postmaster at Carrasso's site
Date: 1 Jan 1993 18:00:43 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC,
   gwydion@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Mercenary Programmer) says:

>    bouguett@milkbones.cs.colorado.edu (Athman Bouguettaya) writes:
>>I sent mail to Carrasso's site postmaster to complain about 
>>Carrasso use of offensive and racist language.  There seems
>>to be the case that these two gentlemen grew in the stable.
>>I plan to take the matter further and contact their newsfeed
>>as a first step and and see what other actions are 
>>appropriate.
>
>Turing is a private machine.  It is owned by one Jon Gefaell who is
>employed at the University of Virginia.  Because of this, it feeds off
>the UVa site.  Please note that this is the machine itself - I do not
>know where their newsfeed comes from.
>
>Turing used to run an IRC server.  Unfortunately, Mr. Gefaell chose to
>grossly abuse the powers granted to him as an IRC server operator and
>he had every one of his uplinks pulled.  In the US at least, IRC is a
>total anarchy and you must both offend a very large number of people
>and behave in an extremely fascist fashion to get *all* of your
>uplinks pulled.  However, Mr. Gefaell managed to accomplish this
>difficult feat.  I hope he will prove more receptive in other matters,
>although I fear that such is not likely to be the case.
>
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
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From: merlyn@digibd.digibd.com (Merlyn LeRoy)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Organization: DigiBoard, Incorporated, Eden Prairie,MN
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 22:43:56 GMT

schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>When I was little, I thought the "No Sales To Minors"
>sign on the cigarette machines was actually talking
>about miners, who weren't allowed to smoke because of
>all the explosive gas down in the mines.

No, it's so the canaries don't die of lung cancer & panic the
miners thinking there isn't enough oxygen.  But "No Sales
to Canaries" sounded too silly.

---
Merlyn LeRoy
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: less than perfect
Date: 19 Dec 92 18:39:33
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
	<1992Dec19.204343.20038@netcom.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
In-reply-to: gooley@netcom.com's message of Sat, 19 Dec 1992 20:43:43 GMT
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Comments: Delivery men do it at the rear entrance.


Mark. Gooley <gooley@netcom.com> writes:

=> Supermodels just fill up with shit.  That's why they have to wear
=> colored contacts.  When they get really full they discreetly vomit
=> some of it out.

Cindy takes a crap, puts it into a plate, then proceeds to eat it,
saying "Hmmm.. that's my rich substance!" 

(apologies to Bill Lee.)

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.

                               HUG ME!
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Forks. Fried forks.
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 14:10:03 GMT
 <1h75tbINNpb0@rave.larc.nasa.gov>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <1h75tbINNpb0@rave.larc.nasa.gov>, Scott Dorsey writes:

> Is that an O. Henry cap?

This is what would happen if Polekwa did a rappish anagram:

O Henry cap
=============
Yo! pan Cher!
=============

Dac
--
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, shameful confession
Date: 23 Dec 1992 20:00:57 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

i am going to drink an entire quart of
store-bought eggnog today.

AjD
pass the 
nutmeg
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: less than perfect
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 15:20:24 GMT



In article <8987@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:

   In article <BzMBBE.263@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
   >sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
   >   From interviews, it also appears that Ms. Crawford has a
   >   "brain the size of a dried pea," to quote a favorite movie
   >   of mine.
   >
   >Well, as luck would have it I was just reading one of those model
   >magazines (while on the lifecycle, of course) and they had an article
   >about how smart models really are.  Cindy excelled at math and science
   >and was a chemical major before her modeling career took off.

   Whether or not Ms. Crawford was, um..., a "chemical" major,
   I'm going to stick by my characterization of Ms. Crawford as
   a legume-head.  Watching her reading cue cards in this
   vauge, bizarre way while placing stress on the wrong symbols
   (sometimes completely changing the meaning of sentences)
   provides evidence enough, I'm afraid, "those model
   magazines" not withstanding.

When I say "those model magazines" it is an attempt to apeal to an
authority in my argument.  By using such an irrefutable reference I
had hoped to show how Cindy Crawford is a genius and any actual proof
you may have is absolute rubbish.  How can you argue with a magazine
that has an article on the care and feeding of breasts.

   >The bottom line wether you like it or not is that her pert breasts are
   >making more money than you and your melon sized brain ever will.

   Gosh... You know, that *is* the bottom line.  Thanks for
   setting me straight, Mr. Vail!

No problem there, Sho.  Be sure to stay on the narrow, too.

jv <- QEh00tersD


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: I'm scared..
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 06:41:04 GMT

Ben (benth@microsoft.com) wrote:
: 'cause Pat Finnerty is somewhere within ten miles
: of me, and I just know that if the Seattle fault is 
: gonna let loose anytime soon, it'll do it while he's
: around.

On this topic, I've realized we're two-thirds of the way through December
and I'm not clinically depressed and on the very brink of catatonia.
True, I've got several nervous tics and severe insomnia, but I'm
not depressed.  You have no idea how unusual that is for me in early
winter.  So I think Yarvin is definitely right.

Still Ben, following out the logic a little, if something bad _were_
about to happen to you, it would immediately be sucked away by the
Finerty bad ju-ju magnet; this means anything that happens to PJF in a 
city containing a t.b. regular would have to be very localized.  Small
meteor impact, or spontaneous combustion, or something of that sort.

  -- Clifton

--
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"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: prediction for '93
Date: 29 Dec 92 16:00:40 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <BzMCq3.1C0@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>In article <1992Dec21.132322.16111@mail.cornell.edu> jea1@cornell.edu (John Austin) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec19.040314.20784@wam.umd.edu> Yong-Mi Kim, kimy@wam.umd.edu
>>writes:
>>>Hillary Clinton will get preggers in the White House.
>>well, I did hear she was angling for a new position...
>For shame!  How can you even imply such a thing about our new
>Commander-in-Chief?
>
>Mike "and I don't mean Bill" Dobson



Was it just me?  Or did every one else hear a whipping sound?
>


-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Opening line looking for a story
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 14:04:03 GMT

In <1992Dec21.202448.20282@spectrum.xerox.com> eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall) writes:

>While carefully prying apart the rotting log, searching for those fat, juicy,
>tender white grubs I had so grown to love...
suddenly a shot rang out!


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
dominate the subversive paradigm
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: All I got for Christmas was Bag-Balm.
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 93 22:52:03 GMT

In article <C06oDq.4Er@news.udel.edu> jeremym@ravel.udel.edu (Jeremy A Moskowitz) writes:
>For those not familiar with the product (like I was) I'll
>include the directions for use:
>
>Direction for use:
>       Rub Bag-Balm on chaffed or reddened teats. Massage throughly for 15 mintues
>until a thin paste remains on the utters. Repeat as necessary.

I have it on good authority that this is the best stuff in the world
for chapped lips....


rip
-- 
Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we
have?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: taylor@ccrs.emr.ca (Trevor Taylor)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 21:07:30 GMT

In article <1haghpINNq3o@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>i am going to drink an entire quart of
>store-bought eggnog today.
>
>AjD
>pass the 
>nutmeg
>-- 
>                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
>"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo


With or without the wood alcohol ???


=======================================================================
taylor@ccrs.emr.ca 

	" You can lead a Lemming to a cliff, but you can;t make it jump
=======================================================================
From: satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mephistopheles)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Top 923
Date: 3 Jan 93 23:30:35 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu

In article <1993Jan1.223324.21335@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>
>
>Well, even as we speak, the top Rock Classic of all time is playing
>behind me.  Yes, the top 923 rock classics is rapping up, and the top
>three songs are:
>
>3 - Pink Floyd 'Money'
>2 - Chicago 'Hotel California'
     ^^^^^^^^	

>
>and the top song is
>'Beat-It' by Micheal Jackson!!
>
>just kidding... it's
>Moody Blues 'Stairway to Heaven'...
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>

>rip
>-- 


what is this guy on??????



-- 
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* satan@wpi *Preacher or poet who was it wrote Give any one species too much 
*           *rope And they'll fuck it up.    - Roger Waters   
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Short Long-Distance Confession
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 02:55:46 GMT

While home for the Happy Holidays (tm), I checked my
answering machine here at least 12 times.

-T

The worst part is that the 3-rings 4-rings feature doesn't work

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Picasso-puss)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Jose, Jose, he's our man
Distribution: world
Date: 30 Dec 92 23:54:36 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <josh.725758740@pogo> josh@pogo.cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes) writes:
>
>P.S. we thought about "bottle of Cuervo" already. Good luck.
>
Easy as pie.

"Bottle of Gold
Friend of the paroled
When ya gonna let me stop heavin'
Leave me alone
Let me go home
Let me stuff my intestines back down my gullet with some semblance of dignity"

--
me: "Larne, can you get the phone? Grendel's hands are wet and
     I'm standing on the stove."

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: YOU POISONOUS LITTLE ICE DWARFS, YOU!
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 02:51:39 GMT

Barbara Gifford (gifford@oasys.dt.navy.mil) wrote:
: In talk.bizarre, dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
: >Now here's a title you have to respect.
: >
: >--
: >I hate the 3B2
: >The 3B2 can bite me.

: I just wanted to say hello.  I used to work at NNMC; up in Employee
: Relations, CPO.  Your the first NNMC person I have seen on the network.
: Also, I didn't know NNMC and its tenant commands had access.  Well,
: bite me.

Well, Jim, how can you pass up an offer like that?  Go to her.

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"Give me your mirth.  It bores me when you weep.                                 My loves you cannot touch.  They're buried deep."  ---Don Marquis
Current Album--Talking Heads:True Stories
Current Read--Tesseracts4
From: ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (Lucifuge)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: English Class Nightmares
Date: 2 Jan 93 18:18:53 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess, an ugly goblin and an
enchanted prince. She wanted to rescue him (out of the goodness of her
heart) but they all died in the nuclear holocaust which was occured when
the planet was invaded by martians.


--
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
  The Lord is my Shepherd............................but I'm not a Sheep
-----------------------------ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie-------------------------
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Yippee, Im a MINORITY
Date: 21 Dec 92 13:53:23 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


According to the latest waste-paper I got from the State Dept. of 
Personell, only 5% of state employees are, like me, under the age
of 26. five fuckin percent! well, now if they fire me in the next 3 1/2
years i can sue em for age discrimination.....
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: personality test
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 08:27:35 GMT



when offered the choice between using a blunt object as a weapon or a 
sharp object as a weapon, i usually go with the blunt one.

less worry about hitting with the blade edge-on, for one thing.


hint: lead with the knuckles.

-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
From: jennyb@triton.unm.edu (Jenny Ballmann)
Subject: Baby
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 92 07:30:52 GMT
Organization: Dark Satanic Mills

He married a woman during his three-week trip to the Phillipines.  She
paints porcelain doll heads for a Japanese firm, and earns a good wage
because she's painted heads for ten years now.  Her name is Baby which
is apparently not an uncommon women's given name there.

Her English is fair, and her family is large and caring.  He could not
meet the family and ask for her hand because her father was up in the
hills cockfighting, in this land without telephones or bathrooms even.
A day later in his precious itinerary, the meeting went well, and a
cousin translated.  The cousin liked him, and helped smooth over the
cultural discontinuities.

He'd been divorced although Catholic, and this posed a problem
unconquerable by the customary bribe.  They were married civilly then 
in a Protestant church.  He was hospitalized with heatstroke shortly
afterwards and understandably enough petitioned an early release.
She's a beautiful woman by any standards.  They're waiting for 
the visa to come through.

They have to arrange each telephone call at the end of the previous.
He tells her about elk, pine forest and snow.  She'd heard about
snowballs.  She asked, doesn't it hurt when you're out in the open,
and the snowballs come down on you?  He told her, the snow comes down
in little flakes, and they float in the air.  They melt on you, and
it doesn't hurt.

Merry Whatever,
Jenny
-- 
>   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
>     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
>       Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
>          internet:  laUNChpad.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Things to do when you're bored
Date: 3 Jan 1993 04:15:34 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


The next time the Beltone commercial comes on, substitute the word
"testicles" for "Beltone."


Mark "Who wants headbutt?" Lippert
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ch-ch-ch-Chia
Date: 23 Dec 92 19:16:33 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

[Ginsu Knife announcer voice on...]

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and exciting product to offer!

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few strands of hair over a glowing pate!
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all the others _green_ with envy! And, unlike those _other_ "cures", the
Chia Toupee(tm) is a completely balanced ecosystem providing a haven for countless
endangered species. No one will ever again accuse _you_ of not caring about the
environment!
But wait! If you order now, you also get this handy combination miniature garden 
rake/pruning shear/weed-whacker set that makes keeping that gorgeous crop on your
head a snap. But that's not all! You'll also get a year's supply of fertilizer,
and a select assortment of snapdragon, poppy, and carnation seeds for those
festive occasions! (...regularly a 19.95 value, yours, _absolutely free_ if you 
hurry...)

Women, makes a great gift for that _someone special_ in your life!

[Ginsu Knife announcer voice off...]


---
From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: You guys let me down
Date: 21 Dec 92 18:21:39 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

In <BzGMvu.401@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
>I made a bet with this guy that if I were to post a number of "politically
>incorrect" articles on the network that there would not be a major effort
>from the political correctness crowd to silence me.
>Today I had to concede defeat and pay the guy $100.

Roger Rabbit (paraphrase) :
  "I know it *looks* like I wrote a bunch of lame articles,
   but it was just a psychological experiment to see how you
   would react!"

Don Dodson, aka "ata boy" (paraphrase) :
  "I know it *looks* like I wrote a bunch of lame articles,
   but it was just part of a bet to see how you would react!"

-Sho
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WORKING ON CHRIST-MASS
Date: 31 Dec 92 00:42:18 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1hncptINN882@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John D. Nelson) writes:
>>Aw, what's the matter, Roger?  Someone hid straight pins in your Chanukah
>>gelt?                                                            ^^^^^^^^   
> 
>                                        
>Somebody wished me a Happy Chubaka the other day.

Add a Habby Dew Year do you, doo.
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