HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: Lack of important punctuation leads to...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 21:23:29 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.160748.10732@wetware.com> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
>
>(I missed this the first time around - but it LEAPED out at me
>this time:)
>
>] Julie sez:
>] > 
>] > I'd love to Yoda, but Lis is in charge of the dust. 
>    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>WHY does this sound like a song?  And how DOES one Yoda
>anyway???
>
>Can we now have "I could have Yodad all night"? or 
>"Yoda on the river"? or "Yoda 'til the break of Day"?

Hmmm, does this make me the living embodyment of Yoda.  I am Yoda.  I live
Yoda.  I give free Yoda lessons to all available females....

>CatWoman
>
>(With great struggle, I've overcome an urge to cross-post
>this to talk.bizarre...)

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and the Avatar of all that is Yoda.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin & GRW Questions
Date: 8 Apr 92 02:10:22 GMT
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA

In article <LF.92Apr6234527@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Constant pain numbs, and
>while the end of blissful stability is associated with heart-rending
>loss, the end of painful stability can be equally wrenching.  The
>individual may feel lost in an environment without the suffering that
>s/he experienced for so long, and feel that they somehow *deserve* all
>that pain and can't live without it.

Interesting comment, LF. Donna keeps saying that she can't believe how
happy we are, and when things start to go wrong, she really gets
upset--seems like she's expecting things to revert back to "normal".
Me, I'm a cock-eyed optimist--I can't believe when things start to go
_wrong_! :-)

-- 
----------------
"Immature and incurable green..."

Sarek of Vulcan
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 20:11:41 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.150739.10050@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, Erin Anderson
<erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
> >Ummmmmmmm, RIGHT, what constitutes too much? Just remember I didn't HAVE to 
> >put all of your parts back when I re-superglued you dood?  Besides, I really
> >do have VERY GOOD intentions, wait 'till you see the smiles...
> >        ^^^^^^^^^
> >:}
> 
> 	Oh, ok...  [Erin breaks down.]  What is it you wish to do with
> her?  (And can I join in?)

Make it a foursome?  Lis knows that 9 hours a day is not enough for me. :-)

Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 19:44:26 GMT

In article <880189s.58@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.193050.22171@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>>>>Strawberries, Whipped Cream, and Chocolate Sauce are ALREADY
>>>>the official foods of ARC.... We indulged in these at the
>>>>First Chat, didn't we Chatsters??  Yeah, Cool....  Especially
>>>>when shared....  **pant pant**    :-)~
>
>>>Jamie suggests:
>>>HMMMMMMM.....so what would you say to strawberries on a bed of chocolate 
>>>with whipped cream for covers? *triplepant*..since I missed the First Chat...
>
>>**WHEW** !!   What would I "say"??   I'd say, "Let's jump 
>>into bed, Baby!!"   **Hot Sexy Smile**   A bed of strawberries,
>>chocolate and whipped cream.... **Triplepant** is right!!
>>Along with some **Hot Passionate Breathing and Sighs**.
>>YES YES YES !!   Lots of "Body Snacking".... Oooooo, 
>>**Hubba Hubba Drool Drool**      :-)~~   Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm. 
>
>That is what I thought *inquisitive-sly-andyet-very cute-smile*
>MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...oh,...hmm....
>wwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeellllllllllll....woah..hmmmmmmmm?
>(I'll leave the breathing your imagination)
>
>Jamie

Good Grief, it's soooo HOT in my office this afternoon.  Good 
thing I have my light and cool tye-dye T-shirt on.  :-)

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 20:54:46 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.092823.15654@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, Julie Malone
<jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
> Christy makes another mistake..:
> 
> >
> >DAVE!  My hero!!!  <stares adoringly>  What can I ever do to repay you???
> 
> Lesson number two of ARCland...never ask one of these guys how you can
> repay them....they will tell you and it could be pretty gross...

HEY!  That's character defamation!  (That is, if I had a character.  I've been
called one, though! :-)
I would never suggest anything rude or crude, or lewd for that matter, to
Christy without first asking her consent.  So, Christy,  can I?  :-)
I think repayment may start by... well, never mind. :-)  I'll think of
something.  (Maybe a letter?  It gets mighty lonely sitting at this computer
screen.)

> Hang in there, Christy, you'll learn.  You got us secretaries and the Prez
> to protect ya...

I'm sure they'll do an admirable job, too.  You couldn't be in better hands. 
(Well, I can think of some, but I promised.  :-)  The secretaries and the Prez
are very wise.  You would do well to listen to them.  (So, Julie, have I earned
any Brownie points yet? :-)
 
Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:16:15 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

From article <1992Apr6.191201.27475@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>, by velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener):
> Paul claims:
>>Lee gets all ethical on us:
> 
> God, and I hate it when that happens... *grin*

Don't worry, I'll violate all my ethics for you....

Lee


-- 
Lee J. Groves, National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ
Usenet:   {arizona,decvax,ncar}!noao!lgroves or  uunet!noao.edu!lgroves
Internet: lgroves@noao.edu         SPAN/HEPNET:  draco::lgroves
Phonenet: 602-325-9357
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Erin's Questions - GRW
Keywords: Kissing
Organization: OFSA
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 21:17:18 -0500

velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) says:


>Erin, m'dear, something tells me that after this thread you'll have plenty of
>women volunteering to help you in your quest.  *wink*

HEY!!! What about the guys! Erin *IS* cute as shit!

Steve

*wink wink NUDGE*
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 10:15:48 -0500

ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)

>
>Actually, none of them WAS innocent. If they were, Julie, you should be
>ashamed of yourself. Corrupting the innocent youth. *wink* Like me for
>instance. (yeah, right)

Well, Richard dear, I never corrupt the innocent youth...so THAT one 
really was innocent - regardless of what Erin says....


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

__________________________________________________________________________
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group- GRW replies
Date: 10 Apr 92 02:02:48 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr9.153828.1284@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:

>In article <1992Apr8.215417.11450@uc.msc.edu> eab@uh.msc.edu (Edward Bertsch) writes:

>>(well, ok, not much difference between April 15th and the guy with the
>> .44, but I think you get my meaning.  The world is anything BUT a 
>> beautiful place.  Good times can be had, on occasion, and certain
>> people actually are NOT assholes... but this newsgroup, if I may
>> be so bold, seems to be filled with people to whom la-la land is
>> only the entrance way to a bigger and wierder alternate reality!)

Did anyone get my somewhat long-winded follow-up to this post or should I 
re-post it sue to email-loss

J-amie
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Question to the ARC viewers
Date: 10 Apr 92 01:37:26 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <92100.104855I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET> I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:

>I like this girl, and she knows how I feel. Do you tink I should ask her
>out?  At this moment we are exchanging letters, since she is on a foreign
>student program. She will be back around June, and I'm wondering if I should
>go for it or not.  Any advice in here that might help will and is appreciated.

>Thanks for even just reading this note.

>Harv

Ye sHarv, I think that you should, especially if she knows how you feel.  
Anything worth trying is worth trying (woah, how profound, was that me?)

J.ME
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:35:41 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

'Chelle nudges:
>Paul claims:
>>Lee gets all ethical on us:
>
>God, and I hate it when that happens... *grin*

*raised eyebrow*

Oh really, my dear (*twirls ends of moustache*)  

Would you care to enlighten us?

After all, it's about time I started defending your reputation again and 
there's nothing to defend it against at the moment.....

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle

==============================
Words are unable to speak of love
Like a smile in a whisper does
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 14 Apr 1992 16:00:44 MST
From: <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: SummerChat activities...
 <1992Apr12.185903@IASTATE.EDU> <1992Apr13.215455.18201@noose.ecn.purdue.edu
 <1992Apr14.122147@IASTATE.EDU>

Dave joins in on the far more civilized competition *grin*:
>In article <BMoEE5.I0v@world.std.com>, Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S
>Fitzgerald) writes:
>> In article <1992Apr13.215455.18201@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>
>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>> >Blah!blah!Blah! *unnecessary stuff deleted... Lis' flashes Chris an angry
>> >glare for his impudence -- that's IMPUDENCE *grin* -- and Chris returns
>> >with a contrite and apologetic look for Mme. President*
>>
>> Hey, I just had a great idea! :-) All those who don't feel qualified
>> for the TushRating can be eligible for the BackrubRating! :-) I want to
>> be a contestant--who wants to be a judge? :-)
>Hey!  Great idea, Sarek.  You're such a wise Vulcan.  I will volunteer to be a
>contestant too, as long as I'm on both ends at one point or another, i.e. both
>giving and receiving.  I can't wait to get my hands on some of these ladies.
>(Did I just say that? ;-)

Yes, I believe you did just say that. :-) And I heartily second it!!!
I would like to toss my hat in on this one... being quite the masseuse in
my own right, only I have to agree with Dave... I'm gonna' expect a couple in
return ;-).  Oh, and just for the record... It's not that my tush doesn't
qualify... it's just not up for public appraisal :-). Well... maybe it is...
I suppose we'll just have to see. *grin*
---
Christopher Vacano         *  "The principles of lust are easy to understand:
Industrial Design          *  do what you feel... feel until the end."
Arizona State U.           *                            -- Enigma
AUCHV@ASUVM.INRE.ASU.EDU   *_________________________________________________
ARC: F1/2PBftSotRFAaOD/MCttRFA... Rogue. BabyBro to Clare, Kristiina and Eric
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 21:34:43 GMT

In article <92097.121054RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu> RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>Oh, a DUEL! How utterly romantic!! How tremendously....hilarious!!! Anyone
>else out there wanna pick a fight, so's I can duel with somebody too?  :)
>I'll challenge anybody!!! I'm not Proud!!!  :)
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>I_________________________I         Redneck!    The Official Lumberjack
>I\***********************/I                     and Woodgatherer of the
>                                                          RFA
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Hellllllo, Redneck!  Padded weapons at ten paces?  As I am not a big-chested
stud-muffin, I felt I couldn't win the wet HunkShirt contest (now how did
that wonderful suggestion get turned around?).  Now I have something I *can*
win.  It might also give me a chance to prove that I am definately *not*
BladeClone#1, even though Chelle didn't get a chance to meet me this weekend
while she was here in D.C.  (Hi Chelle!  Great March, no?)  So, how about 
it, Mr. Lumberjack?

Andy the Otherwise...and Overbold

-- 
Andy Crerar                     crerar@uunet.uu.net
CS Administrative Asst.         uunet!crerar
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Spring break
Date: 8 Apr 92 20:28:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.rvl23INNm6t
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandstorm.berkeley.edu

Lisa warns:

 Shoot, I do have to learn not to give anyone mercy.  I'll keep it in mind
 and learned to not control my actions. *wicked grin*

**  Not control her actions.  Looks like I'm in trouble now.  Scott
**  rummages through his medicine cabinet and pulls out a small green bottle.
**  From this bottle he pours out a small amount of liquid and slaps it
**  onto the back of his neck.  (Yep you guessed it the secret stash of
**  Polo cologne.)  Do your worst. (Or best if that applies)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Badger        "And even though I know just how very far apart we are
	       It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
	       And when the night wind plays a lonesome lullaby
	       It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky."
	       Ronstadt & Ingram  "Somewhere out There"
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From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 20:05:23 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.145711.9157@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, Erin Anderson
<erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
> >> 	Quick Summary...  Lis is my babe.  The End.  :)  How's that?
> >
> >I see.  I guess we're going to have to fight this out.  Put up your dukes!
> >[Erin raises his fists and is met with a pecan pie in the face]
> >Hah!  First hit!  :-)
> >Come on, GRW, let's you and me blow this popstand.
> 
> 	C'mon!  You wimp!  [Erin draws an uzi frm his hip pocket and
> aims...]  Are you ready?  [The trigger is pulled, and the target is
> covered in chocolate pudding from head to toe.]  Deal with it, bud...!

Wimp?  Wimp?  Oooooooh!  That tears it, Mister!  You're meat now!
[Draws an atomic bazooka from his pants pocket (there's still more where that
came from, ladies! :-) and aims it at Erin.  "Are you ready for nuclear
meltdown?"  Fires an atomic custard pie at Erin, totally plastering him with
goo.]
I hope Lis likes chocolate as well as Pecan, since I could use some cleaning up
too.  *sigh*

Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: TushContest
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 20:14:04 GMT

In article <92101.151101RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu> <RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>hell, Blade, live a little! Sit around drinking with the old folks...
>Pshaw!!! Ladies and Gents, Since we seem to have a shortage of contestants,
>I will graciously admit my name into the tushrating contest. I don't claim
>to have a great one...but I can't let Yoda walk away with the title
>unchallenged! C'mon Blade, Andy, the rest of you guys...lets all join in!!!

Yeah, Hey, we wanna see some TUSHES !!  I thought you guys
were "adventuresome"!!    *smile*   Hey, Erin, My Handsome
Hero, you have a NICE tush, aren't you gonna be a contestant?
            :-)~

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: New Secretary to da Prez
Summary: Coffee break
Keywords: New Secretary to the President of the RFA
Date: 7 Apr 92 22:27:09 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr7.123216.5915@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:

>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) announces:

>>
>>I am happy to announce the Position for Secretary to the
>>President of the Romantic Fire Association has been filled....
>>
>>Pete Walsh, otherwise known as Ender

>>Congratulations, Ender!! 

>I second that!

>>
>>    Let's have a great round of **Applause** for the 
>>   NEW  SECRETARY  TO  THE  PRESIDENT  OF  THE  RFA  !!
>>      **Congratulation HUGS and SQUEEZES to ENDER**

>*applause*


CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
YWWWWWWOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF!!!!!!!!

>Hey Ender...since you're new to the position...how 'bout I take you
>to an innocent secretarial lunch and show you how secretaries do coffee?  

>Hum????

Quick, put him in the freezer before he melts

J.ME
Wine Stewerd of the RFA
Keeper of the Glue
Guy from ESTRN CANADA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony)
Subject: Mr. Ed.....I need you.....
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 06:25:08 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

...to re-send your last letter.  I got all excited and accidentally lost
it, and the last thing I remember is something about legs.

By the way....Wilbur is gone for a few days.  Let's party.

CowPatti

-- 

@>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,--> @>-`,-->
          >_,<    
          (oo)   I had eyes...but could not see  
  ,-------(._.)  I had lips...but could not speak  
 / |     ||      I had ears...but could not hear 
*  ||W--'||      You came along and suddenly the world opened to me. 
   ~~    ~~              The Mysterious Mr. Green 
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From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Date: 14 Apr 92 21:41:17 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <92105.151255I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET> I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:

> 
> Harv walks up behind Clare and tickles her as mercilessly as she did
> to Christy.  "Hey, Christy. Want some revenge???" 8-)
> 
> 
> 
>                                              Harv
>                                              AKA
>                                              Kyramus

What do you have in mind?  I'm always game for some mischief!  ;-)

Christy
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 02:07:01 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <1992Apr14.221648.27562@uunet.uu.net> dch@uunet.uu.net writes:

> >> <Helping Christy across the remains>
> >> 
> >> Blade
> >
> >Ah, thanks.  I feel so much better now!  Um <smacks lips>  Not bad.  Can I have
> >the recipe?
> >
> >Christy
> 
> 
> Oh certainly... Here... we can make some more for actual EATING...
> 
> Blade

Well, you want to come over sometime big fella and help me make one up?  I'll
provide the bananas!

Christy

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man))
Subject: Re: charter of this group - is there one?
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 03:50:45 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.024451.14401@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) writes:
>From article <1992Apr6.115435.23200@csd.brispoly.ac.uk>, by pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris):
>
>>>Seriously though, if there ever was a charter, it was lost in the
>>>avalanche of FlyingFoodstuffs and FreeFlirting, way back when men were
>>>horny, women were assertive, and life was OneBigFling.
>>
>> Or was it when men were REal men; women were REAl women and small furry
>> creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Alpha
>> Centauri?
>
>I don't know, but I've got my towel...

And just where did you get it?  NCHWNbaST Woman?  Hmmmmmmmm........?
SSGwGWNbaT Man wants to know!!!
______________________________________________________________________
Rip                                                   _____
1/2 of the                          rip@sequent.com  /     \
Official Palanquin Bearers                          /  rip  \
For the Secretaries                                 |xxx-xxx|
Of the RFA                                       ___|_______|___
And BigBro to LF and 'Chelle                         \~ ~~ ~\
                                                      \~~ ~~~\
                                                       \ ~ ~~ \
Help!  My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony)
Subject: An abduction.....
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 03:43:41 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Mr. Green:

Have you been kidnapped?  You haven't contacted your insurance agent,
and I received an envelope in the mail today that contained part of one
of your body parts.....shall I save it for you?

Miss CowPatti Mae
Happily Knitting
Twin Sets of Booties

-- 

@>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,--> @>-`,-->
          >_,<    
          (oo)   I had eyes...but could not see  
  ,-------(._.)  I had lips...but could not speak  
 / |     ||      I had ears...but could not hear 
*  ||W--'||      You came along and suddenly the world opened to me. 
   ~~    ~~              The Mysterious Mr. Green 
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