From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: survey
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 14:04:16 GMT

>In article <my hovercraft is full of eels>
>meetchie-baby does something rude with his nether parts:

>>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) tells sweet little lies:
>do not!   i never!  sweet though i may be, i 
>always tell the truth (if there's anybody watching).

>>>In article <1jrv2cINN2j5@menudo.uh.edu>
>>>what's this menudo stuff?  tripe stew, or a puerto-rican

>>>>>In article something that no one cares about
>>>>>doug flirts uncontrollably:
>>>>No, you haven't seen me flirt uncontrollably.
>>>>Scary thought, no?
>>>oh, c'mon, you tickled me flirtatiously till i 
>>>laughed uncontrollably, isn't that close enough?
>>Or did he flirt and make you laugh uncontrollably?
>well, there was that, but we progressed beyond the
>laughind-uncontrollably-at-doug's-big-hair fairly
>quickly.
>so, moving right along...
Let's all pick someone to slag again... any volunteers?

>>>>>>>darling sprooney so charmingly blathers on:
>>>>>>He is quite the charmer, isn't he. *blink* *blink*
>>>>>hey, how would you know?  
>>>>Wouldn't you like to know.
>>>yes, i would, i want a full detailed report sent
>>>to me pronto, you.
>>Send me a copy!  I want all the juicy details too!
>only if you're very good. meetch.  i will
>send you detailed instructions on "how to be good
>in order to gain voyeuristic favour" over email, 
>very shortly.
The secret to a good life is being nice to others, eating the right
food, exercising regularly, and chastity.
The secret to a FUN life, however is...

Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar. The best lay for the least pay.


This is one of our new advertisements going around. We have recently
appointed Jester as one of our top ad men, and hopefully he'll come
out with a few goodies.... anyone got any ideas?

>>>>>doug, what's happened to you?
>>>>>you've turned into a swedish blonde!
>>>>>I'd rather have tapped into a sweedish blonde.
>>>no, simon's got her.  unlucky for you..
>>>how about a polish-italian redhead?
>>>she's ticklish.
>>That one's working at WWWC.  I hope she's got a
>>work visa!
>er, um, well, it's in the process of going through.
>honest..
Oh, don't worry about it. I'll have a chat with Joe (the immigration
officer), and we can sort summat out.

>>>>>>>i'm on for anything you care to dish out, oh light of
>>>>>>>my life.
>>>>>>Probly come back for seconds too...
>>>>>well, maybe, that depends on what you dish out.
>>>>>of course, seeing that it's simon, i would come back
>>>>>for seconds and thirds and fourths and...
>>>>You might not have a choice. You should see the list of
>>>>body parts he requested...
>>>oh, i did and i'm not alarmed.  though i'm
>>>not sure where he's going to get a gall bladder..
>>He can have my liver!  I won't be needing it.  Just come
>>and get it when yer ready.
>well, i don't think he'll be too keen, he's already
>got one, you see?
Are you sure? Can I have a look?


>>>>>>>but who's this brian fellow?
>>>>>>Is he the Sweedish blonde?
>>>>>no, i think he was some sort
>>>>>of messianic figure.  i could be wrong...
>>>>I knew a messazoic figure once.  I could be slick...
>>>where did you meet him?  it's all that hair gel you
>>>use...
>>Elementary!  'ee met the messed up figure in the mess!
>>And that's NOT hair gel... note the green tinge.
>urgh.  i wish i hadn't.
Well, different peeps for different thingies.


>>>>>>>>>Eccles aka Just my $20.34
>>>>>>>>Soisnm aka I'm broke, so...
>>>>>>>leather aka ah, i'll fix you quite nicely.
>>>>>>doug aka believe you me...
>>>>>leather aka doug knows! listen to doug!
>>>>Doug aka when doug speaks, people listen.
>>>leather aka except when he is talking about 
>>>swedish blondes.
>>Meetch aka YOU may not be listening, but MisNo was!
>leather aka oh, yes, i know, and i must talk to him
>about that....
SOisnm kak how about tonite, babe?