HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rwyatt@niji.claremont.edu (Robert Wyatt)
Subject: Re: The World Bully
Organization: Harvey Mudd College
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 03:09:24 GMT

> Those who cry, whine loudest.
> 
> R. Scharfy

R.-
Am I supposed to be impressed or awed at your ability to produce a  
good one liner ?

-Robert
From: cook@vcsesu.enet.dec.com (The Cookster!)
Newsgroups: alt.desert-storm
Subject: Re: The World Bully
Date: 14 Apr 92 12:58:36 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


In article <1992Apr14.020943.25349@muddcs.claremont.edu>, rwyatt@niji.claremont.edu (Robert Wyatt) writes...

>George Bush and the UN countries he so readily intimidates are  
>nothing more then cowards and murderers.  No, I am not a flaming  
>liberal - just someone with (I think) a decent head on his shoulders.  

	People like you piss me off, and since I'm in a bad mood today,
	consider yourself dog food.

>reason ?  It is simple !  Money !  Money !  Money !  The US  
>government chose to look the other way when Chinese students were  
>massacred.

	They have these things called nuclear weapons. Take a pol sci 
	course.

>We have done NOTHING to even MEDIATE the war in Yugoslavia.  Why ? 

	Because the UN is taking care of it. Watch the news, read a paper.

>And now the UN blockade is causing millions of Iraqi civilians - who  
>have no say in what their government does - to suffer and die.  No  
>clean water, no electricity, no medicine, no food.

	So, I could care less. I hope they all die very very slowly
	and with extreme suffering. I'm supposed to give a damn? 
	
>make sure that Saddam doesn't have the bomb - so that the Balance of  
>Power can remain in our favor.  The US deserves to have nuclear  
>weapons, because we are responsible...  The Iraqi's are not...  This  
>may be true, but who are we to determine who deserves what. 

	We're the biggest mofo on the block, that's who we are, and
	we can do just about anything we damn well please, and if
	you don't like it, good. Suffer.

>Let's face it - the US is a cowardly country, hell-bent on world  
>domination.  Anyone that supports US military policy ought to take a  
>very close look at what he/she is really supporting.  And if, after  
>careful analysis, you still support the military, label yourself a  
>cowardly murderer.  You are nothing more !

	You're a pathetic peice of human trash. Kill yourself and do us
	all a favor.

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From: rwyatt@niji.claremont.edu (Robert Wyatt)
Subject: Re: The World Bully
Organization: Harvey Mudd College
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 21:05:50 GMT

 
> Every time *I* get drepressed about high taxes, crime, etc., I  
always
> remind myself I could live in Europe and get taxed to hell and back  
and
> worry about terrorism.
> 
> -Dan
> ..
> 
> --
> Daniel Anthony Stephenson, player of Praetorius, namer of The  
Solarium.
> dano@srl01.cacs.usl.edu das9674@usl.edu
> "I can be, what I want to, and all I need is to get my boogie
> down"- Al Jarreau.

Yes Dan, you could live in Europe.  As an American, you might have to  
worry about terrorism, as a European, not as much.  Plus, how many  
terrorist acts have you seen lately ?  And yes, taxes in Europe suck,  
but at the same time the public is also provided benefits:   
socialized medicine, lengthy maternal leaves from work with a job  
secured when the woman is ready to return, a good public education  
system, etc. etc. etc.  This may not be universally applicable for  
European countries, but for the ones with high taxes, Sweden,  
Austria, Switzerland, etc. Here, we are taxed heavily while kids  
shoot each other in school or graduate without being able to read  
(there was a case in NYC like that).  Health care is available for  
those who can afford it.  Woman get to leave work for a much shorter  
period of time and their jobs are not always secure.  Before you  
attack Europe, take everything into account.  They must be doing  
something right.  After all, crime rates are massively lower, much  
fewer drunk driving incidents (in Denmark, one offense results in a  
lifetime suspension of one's driver's license), the youth are  
generally much better educated, there is a very small drug problem in  
comparrison to our country's drug obsession, etc. etc. etc.

I can't wait to go back (for good) !  (And I'm sure none of you who  
have endured my ranting and raving are going to miss me much  
either...)

-Robert
From: TWZ101@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.desert-storm
Subject: Re: Stupid Question
Date: 12 Apr 92 20:21:25 GMT
Organization: Penn State University


     Get your facts straight.  Saudi Arabia had some very good equipment in its
 Air Force, but it was very small compared to Iraq's Air Force.

     IRAQ: 30 MiG-29              S. ARABIA: 75 F-15C
           90 MiG-23                         24 Tornado F.3
          150 MiG-21                         48 Tornado IDS
           30 MiG-25                         48 Hawk (really a trainer with
           85 Mirage F.1EQ                            secondary combat role)
           80 Su-17/20/22                    50 F-5E Tiger II
           60 Su-25                   TOTAL: 255  combat a/c
           24 Su-24                               (this also overstates Saudi
           40 Shenyang J-6                         strength, as some of the
           20 Tu-16/Tu-22                          Tornados had just been
    TOTAL: 609 combat a/c                          delivered and were still
        --if we throw in combat                    being absorbed by cbt. units
          capable trainers and some
          cbt. a/c thought to be in
          storage, the number rises to
          over 700

          HELICOPTER GUNSHIPS: 180                 HELICOPTER GUNSHIPS: none

          SIZE OF REGULAR ARMY: 350,000            SIZE OF REG. ARMY: 60,000
                (500,000+ reserves, although              (paltry reserves)
                  most not very good)

     When looking at these things, you have to remember that Gwyn Dwyer is the
 same man who said that the only logical thing for mankind to do is to declare
 war obsolete, several years ago on his PBS series _War_.

                                                        --Tom--
Newsgroups: alt.desert-storm
From: rwyatt@niji.claremont.edu (Robert Wyatt)
Subject: Re: The World Bully
Organization: Harvey Mudd College
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 03:08:14 GMT

> >And now the UN blockade is causing millions of Iraqi civilians -  
who  
> >have no say in what their government does - to suffer and die.  No  
> >clean water, no electricity, no medicine, no food.
> 
> 	So, I could care less. I hope they all die very very slowly
> 	and with extreme suffering. I'm supposed to give a damn? 
> 	
> >make sure that Saddam doesn't have the bomb - so that the Balance  
of  
> >Power can remain in our favor.  The US deserves to have nuclear  
> >weapons, because we are responsible...  The Iraqi's are not...   
This  
> >may be true, but who are we to determine who deserves what. 
> 
> 	We're the biggest mofo on the block, that's who we are, and
> 	we can do just about anything we damn well please, and if
> 	you don't like it, good. Suffer.

Peter-
I can respect someone who doesn't agree with me.  But your comments  
indicate obvious STUPIDITY !!!  You are why this country (and world)  
never changes.  Spoonfed media bullshit and sugar-coated government  
ideals.  I cannot respect anyone with as little common sense as you.   
As far as me being dogfood goes, you made dogfood out of yourself !

-Robert
Newsgroups: alt.bacchus
From: v_white@xraylith.wisc.edu (Victor White)
Subject:  A "Still Life" question 
Organization: Center for X-ray Lithography, UW-Madison
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 23:04:19 GMT


It's been to quiet here lately, so I'll post.

I made about 25 gallons of pear wine last fall.   From what I hear,
the shelf life is about 6 months for fruit wines like this.  The wine
never cleared properly, even though I added various finers.  It is 
ok tasting, but will soon turn sour, and looks unapealing.

Thus I built a still, using the finest quality pyrex I could muster.
I've been cranking out the the stuff by the gallon, and it is 
pleasantly flamable, but not so hydroscopic it destroys tissue
on contact.  It tastes quite good.  

I distilled it slowly, and monitored the temperature very closely,
and discarded the wine when the boiling temperature reached 98 degrees
C.

My question is, is there much chance of methanol formation?  I can 
still see fine, even after liberal taste tests.

Also, is it safe to give a liter to some hindu and moslem friends???
I've heard that some groups of people have trouble with breaking
down alcohol, and maybe their systems are more sensitive if there is
any residual methanol.

Thanks,

Victor White
v_white@xraylith.wisc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.bacchus
From: wilbanks@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Dylanus Deus Latinus)
Subject: Hey
Summary: a Something about nothing
Keywords: classics
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 22:35:01 GMT

I'm a classics major, but I don't understand what this group is about.
It obviously is about Bacchus, Roman god of wine and orgy, but what else?


Side note: Did anyone attend the Classics meeting in Austin, TX?

-- 
Dylanus Deus Latinus Ingeniousus Maximus.
----> If it wasn't for disappointment,
----> I wouldn't have any appointment.
----> -"Snowball in Hell", They Might Be Giants
Newsgroups: alt.bacchus
Subject: "What's going on here?"
From: agoldberg@eagle.wesleyan.edu
Date: 11 Apr 92 22:09:43 EDT
Organization: Wesleyan University

Why is this empty? As a classics major, this concerns me. Bacchus is
interesting enough to merit greater discussion than this.
Organisation: European Space Technology Centre (E.S.T.E.C)
Date: Monday, 13 Apr 1992 13:23:42 CET
From: <FNOTMAN@ESTEC.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.bacchus
Subject: Re: A "Still Life" question
 <1992Apr12.133435.22199@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au>
 <1992Apr12.230419.12916@xraylith.wisc.edu>

 Ho/kay, here we go.
 1/ The Koran (as I understand) bars drinking "The fermented juice of the
grape" (it was the only hooch available when the Kooran was written). Some
take this as all booze. Others are not so particular. Don't know about methanol
but I've known several Indians (sub-continental type), Pakistani's, etc who
could hold there end of a "falling down water" competition.
 2/ "only 6 months". Depends how you handle the stuff. I had some Rhubarb that
was 2 years old when it won 1st prize in the local horticultural society's
"sweet wine" section. It's still not too bad now, 6 years later. I've had VERY
good wine in excess of 4 years, and my Elderberry and "Rhubarb & Ginger" were
undrinkable for at least 6 months (the "rub and Gin" peeked after 18 months).
 3/ I've NEVER "fined" my wine (couldn't get a conviction against it so we
"settled" out of court - that's a wine-makers joke). What I've always done is
when Fermentation has really stopped, add Sodium Metabisulphite and Potassium
"something" (forget now as I haven't done any wine-making since I came to
Holland, but it's a standard food preservative sold in wine-making outlets
in tablet - 1 to the gallon - form). Let settle in a cool place for a coupla
weeks. Decant and finally filter under preasure (has to be under preasure as
the filter pads are VERY fine). Hey presto, crystal clear wine.


 P.S. I agree, this section should be on booze (and how about an Orgy posting
from someone to liven it up).
Newsgroups: alt.bacchus
From: lehnen@rsbs0.anu.edu.au
Subject: Oz wine, et al.
Organization: Research School of Biological Sciences, Australian National University
Date: 13 Apr 92 15:54:03 +1000

I'm glad to see that this newsgroup is getting a few posts that are a bit
more pertinent to it's heading.
And when you get the chance, have a try of an Australian wine.  Fantastic
quality and great variety. 
Newsgroups: alt.bacchus
From: cmurray@esk (Christopher John Murray)
Subject: Re: "What's going on here?"
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 13:34:35 GMT

     Okay man, you kick it off...


-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.bacchus
From: wilbanks@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Dylanus Deus Latinus)
Subject: OK, then, a question.
Summary: I got it
Keywords: Classics wine
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 20:57:32 GMT

OK, now I understnad this group's purpose.

Then a question: I have a girlfriend who loves wine, and I'm possibly taking
her to the mountains this weekend. What is a good, low-cost, non-bitter,
non-grape juice, all in all decent wine for vegetarian food?

I'm talking at max. $10-15 a bottle.


-- 
Dylanus Deus Latinus Ingeniousus Maximus.
----> If it wasn't for disappointment,
----> I wouldn't have any appointment.
----> -"Snowball in Hell", They Might Be Giants
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: bunker@physun.physics.mcmaster.ca (Alex Bunker)
Subject: This newsgroup has changed
Keywords: stupidity,nihilism,originality
Organization: Dept. of Physics, McMaster Univ., Hamilton, Ontario, CANADA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 15:35:06 GMT

Unfortunately this newsgroup has changed to the extent that I think we might 
even need a new newsgroup. Maybe I am wrong but I thought alt.stupidity was
for creative original pieces of stupidity (big x with little x underneath)
and for posting articles from other serious newsgroup that are so stupid
they are hilarious. Lately this newsgroup has become full of boring 
cascades. Anyone who cascades this article shall find me reaching through
the bitnet wires to throttle you!!
.
From: c121501@phobos.ucc.umass.edu (Marc Picquendar)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Toilet paper
Date: 17 Apr 92 07:43:00 GMT
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst


>I have a question...  How do I post to alt.stupidity?


Dork !, I know you know how to do it, see, I can read your post.
So you see you are not that dumb! did you think you could
fool me, I'm not that SToopouide, I just read this for entertainament,
(but I am careful never to post)
(get it, get it (I'm saying that i do not post))


(((()))                            )
From: alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: At least this isn't a cascade (yet!)
Date: 17 Apr 92 17:38:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: uwm.1992Apr17.173828.28362
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee

In article <1992Apr17.145003.5535@athena.cs.uga.edu> jfriday@ada.stat.uga.edu (Paul Stacy) writes:
>In article <1992Apr17.001150.29037@mcs.gvsu.edu> bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (King of the 'Me' Generation) writes:
>>I am your king.  You owe me tax money.
>I'm on the swing, eating nuts and honey.

Trust me on this one, but Bernice Ficknell aint funny!
-- 
 ___________/ Alan S. Olson  UW-Milwaukee Chemistry Department \______________
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From: jfriday@ada.stat.uga.edu (Paul Stacy)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: At least this isn't a cascade (yet!)
Date: 17 Apr 92 14:50:03 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia Statistics Department

In article <1992Apr17.001150.29037@mcs.gvsu.edu> bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (King of the 'Me' Generation) writes:
>I am your king.  You owe me tax money.

I'm on the swing, eating nuts and honey.


(I think I'm getting the hang of this!)




Paul "Joe Friday" Stacy (not net.police)       Buffalo State College, New York
STACY54@SNYBUFVA.BITNET (Buffalo State College VAX)                JUST THE
jfriday@marie.stat.uga.edu (Univ. of Georgia, Athens UNIX)      "VAX", MA'AM!
Disclaimer:  This isn't the opinion of the school, police, Chief of Detective
             Staff Brown, Planet Spaceball, Starfleet Command, or the Pentagon.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: bennet_d@cs.uwa.oz.au (David Bennett)
Subject: Re: Blah...
Keywords: flower blue night VMS CONS-suck.
Organization: Dept. Computer Science, University of Western Australia.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 11:42:55 GMT

In <1992Apr16.043214.24438@luga.latrobe.edu.au> CSC9017984R@lust1.latrobe.edu.au (M.C. Freddy!!) writes:

>hahahahahha.......

>For the first person in the world who can tell me wot R.U.Z.Z.A. really
>iz ... I will give a lolly!! [yor choice of color.]

Heh, Easy.

Really Under Zepplined Zebra Airvent

See?

Now... I want an ultra-violet lolly

David.
[DDT] Pink fish are better than wombles.
-- 
  David Bennett,  guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au | University Computer Club
     Where Pink fish swim backwards.    | c/o Guild of Undergraduates
These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.  Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.postmodern
From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: today's lesson
Keywords: rot13
Organization: UCLA Mathematics Department
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 23:45:25 GMT

A reading from the Book of Hfrarg.  Book vii, chapter pi, verse e.

"And lo, there came upon Hfrarg a great plague of cascades.  And the
newsgroups were laid waste, and the noise drowned out the signals of
the faithful.  There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, for the
people of Hfrarg were good at wailing and gnashing, and there seemed
no end in sight.  It was like Pepperland after the Blue Meanies took
over.  Oh, the humanity.  They moaned aloud: When will it ever stop?

And the prophet Ovyy Furezna spake unto them, saying: Despair not, o
ye who are besieged with the knee-jerk witticisms of those who crave
a moment in the virtual spotlight, for verily, the joke shall become
as old as my grandmother's foot and twice as corny.  Some of you may 
doubt my foresight, but let them notice that this article is totally
right-justified without any artificial spacing, thereby assuring you
that I have powers far beyond those of most mortals and am for real.

And there went up a joyous shout among the faithful, who rejoiced in
the knowledge that one day Hfrarg would be returned to them, perhaps
a little worse for wear, perhaps transformed into UncclArg.  Maybe."

Thus endeth the lesson, va Xvob'f anzr.  Nyy unvy Hfrarg.  


--
 Bill Sherman     S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n      sherman@math.ucla.edu
       Tell me, Cliff: what color is the sky in your world?
                - Dr. Frasier Crane, "Cheers"
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From: cease@carina.unm.edu (Cecilia De Blasi)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.music.misc,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 13 Apr 92 01:34:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.fkwj=6#
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <6btjnxa@lynx.unm.edu> davros@vesta.unm.edu (DAVROS) writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.020232.20262@njitgw.njit.edu>, jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu (JJ) writes:
>> In article <1992Apr7.224427.2268@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>> >In article <1992Apr6.222549.22016@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>> >>In article <11995@ns-mx.uiowa.edu> dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
>> >>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>> >>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>> >>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>> >>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>> >>>>>Elvis can slide.
>> >>>>Elvis can glide.
>> >>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>> >>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
>> >Elvis liked the old red light district.
>> Elvis bites his mom and dies.
>> >Elvis saw me so I am alive.

Elvis taught me how to jive.

>>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
>> -- 
>> -=-=-=-=-= Jim Jurista -=- INTERNET:  jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu -=-=-=-=-


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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Blah...
From: nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 16 Apr 92 23:00:27 +0900
Reply-To: nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Systems, NTU
Keywords: flower blue night VMS CONS-suck.


RUZZA stands for:

 
(R)uxton (U)nder (Z)ebra (Z)oos (A)rsehole


I want a pick lolly.



o00o
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: mccla_d@aethelbehrt.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Subject: RE: Aaaaaaaaaiiieeeee! (RE: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!)
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA
Distribution: alt.stupidity
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 04:59:31 GMT


Wrong again, still not stooopid. One more try.
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From: mckinzie@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Mark McKinzie)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.music.misc,alt.tasteless,alt.flame,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 16 Apr 92 11:48:15 GMT
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin Dept. of Mathematics

royander@sal-sun109.usc.edu (Roy Anderson) writes:


>In article <1992Apr14.153330.438@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>|> cease@carina.unm.edu (Cecilia De Blasi) writes:
>|> >davros@vesta.unm.edu (DAVROS) writes:
>|> >>jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu (JJ) writes:
>|> >>>klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>|> >>>>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>|> >>>>>dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
>|> [MIA]
>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>|> >>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>|> >>>>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>|> >>>>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>|> >>>>>>>>Elvis can slide.
>|> >>>>>>>Elvis can glide.
>|> >>>>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>|> >>>>>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
>|> >>>>Elvis liked the old red light district.
>|> >>>Elvis bites his mom and dies.
>|> >>Elvis saw me so I am alive.
>|> >Elvis taught me how to jive.
>|> Elvis bought a can of Spam.
>Elvis said 'Therefore I am!'
Elvis died whilst in the can!



-- 
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mckinzie@math.wisc.edu | they might as well buy David Cassidy lunch boxes.
UW Dept. of Mathematics|
Madison, WI 53706      |            -David Cassidy-
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
Date: Wed, 08 Apr 1992 17:55:52 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523
Keywords: Elvis is my pal

In article <1992Apr6.133125.22711@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>In article <+#njjsg@lynx.unm.edu> cease@carina.unm.edu (cecilia marie deblasi) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>Elvis gives you pride.
>Elvis went for a ride.
Elvis is on my side.

>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.


Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack