HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
Subject: Tezuka ftp?
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 13:06:22 -0800

On <Sep 09 23:13>, Fuzzy Fox (fuzzy@ netcom.com) wrote to All:


 FF>In general, if you know that a picture should not have been 
 FF>placed at an
 FF>FTP site, you can remove it yourself by simply PUTting a file of 
 FF>the
 FF>identical name in the directory.  Given the speed with which the
 FF>administrators attend to that particular site, you will get a 
 FF>much faster
 FF>response if you just remove the file yourself.

First off, I don't have the Tezuka site address myself, and second, even
if I did I cannot access ftp because I'm posting from FIDOnet through a
gate. (Yes, I have read the instructions for accessing ftp and yes they
do involve things I can't do by remote.)  If someone ELSE wants to do this
though, I'm sure Taral would appreciate it.  The title is SEXYBUNY.GIF.

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From: v148rb5b@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (COLLIN MCCULLEY)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
Subject: FTP copyright violation (was Re: Tezuka ftp?)
Date: 11 Sep 92 19:46:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


>>First off, I don't have the Tezuka site address myself, and second, even
>>if I did I cannot access ftp because I'm posting from FIDOnet through a
>>gate. (Yes, I have read the instructions for accessing ftp and yes they
>>do involve things I can't do by remote.)  If someone ELSE wants to do this
>>though, I'm sure Taral would appreciate it.  The title is SEXYBUNY.GIF.
>> 

	I'm pretty familiar with the contents of tezuka, and I haven't seen
a sexybuny.gif.  I have, however seen a "sexbunny.gif", but it doesn't
sound like your original description (which if I recall involved chains).
I suggest that, before anyone removes anything, they double check to make
sure that the right .gif is removed.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
From: afj9838@rigel.tamu.edu (JOHNSON, AARON FLEMING)
Subject: Re: Tezuka ftp?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 17:40:00 GMT

In article <716215035.F00001@mcws.fidonet.org>, Kay.Shapero@f524.n102.z1.fidonet.org (Kay Shapero) writes...
> 
>First off, I don't have the Tezuka site address myself, and second, even
>if I did I cannot access ftp because I'm posting from FIDOnet through a
>gate. (Yes, I have read the instructions for accessing ftp and yes they
>do involve things I can't do by remote.)  If someone ELSE wants to do this
>though, I'm sure Taral would appreciate it.  The title is SEXYBUNY.GIF.
> 

Just a question.  What should one do if one has pulled a copy of this .gif off
of tezuka already?  Is this an illegality or something?

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: christo@bcarh803.BNR.CA (Mark Christopher)
Subject: Re: Cooking with Dave
Reply-To: christo@bnr.ca
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 23:05:09 GMT

In article <1992Sep6.035520.11280@nmt.edu>, sclever@nmt.edu (Shawn
Clever) writes:
|>
|>  Anyone see the episode (fairly recent, I think) when Dave is getting some
|>cooking tips from this woman and she points to a dozen eggs on the table
|>and asks dave how he can tell which eggs are hard boiled and which ones
|>aren't?  He immediately responds,  "Oh, I know just how to do this... You 
|>toss one to Morty!"  With that, he immediately lobs one at Morty before he
|>even has a chance to react.  Plllffckkkkttt!!   It was raw.   It looked
|>so unrehearsed, so completely off the cuff, -- and Morty was laughing as 
|>he was wiping the egg off his face,   I laughed like I never have on this
|>show before.


Is this accurate?  I don't think so.  I thought Morty caught the
egg and tossed it back.  Then Dave tossed one at Paul Shaffer who
caught it and tossed it back.

-- 
Mark Christopher        Bell-Northern Research          christo@bnr.ca
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: gjnelson@ee.umn.edu (Grad student Greg Nelson)
Subject: Re: Kelly Robin Wilcoxin (sp?)
Organization: Electrical Engineering, U of MN, Mpls.
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 20:30:38 GMT

As I was saying, I have a gripe with the
Kelly Robin Wilcoxson bit.  She was a 16 year old girl
and probably gets enough grief about her name
without Dave making fun of it on national TV
and making it sound like
"Kelly Robin will cock suck".
From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: The Crispin Affair
Date: 6 Sep 1992 20:38:37 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu

In article <jamieson.1d8s@terapin.com> jamieson@terapin.com
(David Jamieson) writes:
>                       When you see him on other shows (Carson,  B. Walters)
>you notice he's ajusted his whole act.

Letterman's very last appearance on Carson was classic.  He was in highest
form and the way he dug into Clint Eastwood was unreal, at one point
getting up and challenging him to a fight right there.  Any Letterman
video collection should include this.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman,alt.sex.bestiality
From: schwae@marcus.its.rpi.edu (Eric A. Schwartz)
Subject: Re: Speaking of animals... (Re: Dave- a ninny among animals...)
Keywords: dave and aniumals...
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 01:11:26 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.230121.10180@wam.umd.edu> vgriscep@wam.umd.edu (VGR (Craig Pell)) writes:

>I have noticed that bestiality (oops --- zoerastia :-)  ) seems to be widely
>hinted at in Hollywood.  
>
>  VGR
>
>"Nice legs --- for a human."   - Lt. Worf
>
I wonder how often its done on the holodeck.  They do make a lot of
interspecies relationship references on ST:TNG, and it only makes 
sense that if you are looking for intelligent life in space that you
have acknowledged that which is still here on earth.

E.S. 

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: cs902060@ariel.yorku.ca (GEOFFREY E DIAS)
Subject: Re: Dave's Faves (guests)
Organization: York University, Toronto, Canada
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 17:07:34 GMT

In article <1992Sep7.004526.21683@cs.wisc.edu> gopher@yar.cs.wisc.edu (Chris Bovitz) writes:
>So, who do you think are Mr. Letterman's favorite guests?  Y'know, someone
>he seems to get along with well, someone he speaks highly of (not Cher)
>when they're not on or they will be on soon.  Here's a start:
>
>Teri Garr
>Tom Brokaw
>
>

	Don't forget about Jimmie Walker. Dave seems to always get him on
when no one else will.


Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice)
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Organization: University of North Texas
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 23:31:32 GMT

In <1992Sep4.144219.2469@news.acns.nwu.edu> myboy@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Lewis Murtaugh) writes:

>Even better was the birthday when they sent Billy Dee Williams over top Meg's
>office with a six-pack of Colt 45.  Meg is definitely a consistent source of
>comedy on that show, and thankfully they seem to be still keeping in touch wih
>her.

Or how about when Larry was kept in Dave's desk drawer the whole show
whining.

--
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: General Electric, a reason to boycott
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 21:23:56 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.120126.14479@doug.cae.wisc.edu> kolstad@cae.wisc.edu (Joel Kolstad) writes:
>GE didn't decide to build missiles.  The GOVERNMENT (you, me, and everyone
>else in the U.S. -- apologies to foreign readers) decided to build missiles.
>If GE hadn't won the bid to build those missile parts, some other company would
>have... simple as that.

Someone want to drag this newbie over to rec.kickbacks and
get him a big, frosty CLUE?

				--Blair
				  "I have no joke here.
				   None at all."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: aknowles@expert.expert.com (Anne Knowles)
Subject: Dennis Miller
Organization: Computer Publishing Group
Distribution: alt
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 18:15:39 GMT

Sorry if this has already been posted and I missed it but...What did
Dennis Miller say about Letterman during the Emmy show? I missed it.
Thanks.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: norris@athena.mit.edu (Richard A Chonak)
Subject: Re: Gifts to audience members
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 04:26:03 GMT

In article <60244@mimsy.umd.edu>, mouser@cs.umd.edu (David Eccleston) writes:

|> Anyone remember that feature they had where each night they would drop a new
|> set of objects on Dave's head?  One night they did styrofoam packing curls,
|> one night was plastic slinkies, one night they did softballs... I can't
|> remember what the feature was called though, anyone remember?

I think I remember the Christmas version of this: a load of *something* would 
drop on Dave's head, setting off alarms for an "ELF DRILL" (flashing letters 
on screen).  It was a riot:

Biff, Al, Barbara and the rest (about a dozen "elves" in all) would run out in 
pointy hats, dressed as Santa's helpers, and swarm around Dave's desk, while Paul 
and the Band launched into the "Nutcracker" (up-tempo!).  They'd busily sweep
*it* up, whatever it was, while Dave sorta ducked out of the way.

-_RC
From: bsc7@po.CWRU.Edu (Bradley S. Corsello)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Dave in Connecticut
Date: 16 Sep 1992 04:29:42 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: bsc7@po.CWRU.Edu (Bradley S. Corsello)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, ltao@netcom.com (Lilly Tao) says:

>My favorite "I Saw Dave" story was this:

A friend of a friend lives in Dave's neck o' the woods.  One winter day he
was ice skating on a suitably frozen Connecticut pond, wearing a "Late
Night" sweatshirt.  Suddenly, Dave skates up to him, points at the shirt, 
and says "I wouldn't want to be seen wearing one of those if I were you."
Then he skates away.

-- 
Brad Corsello (bsc7@po.cwru.edu) 2L Case Western Reserve Law School
"The Fanaticks have always had a way of affecting to run into Per-
secution, and count vast Merit upon every little Hardship they suffer."
^ J. Swift.  "Factum clarum, jus nebulosum."  Rex v. Haddock.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: bellaire@cs.tulane.edu (TV's Steve)
Subject: Sonic Youth
Followup-To: alt.fan.letterman
Summary: cringe
Organization: Gizmonic Institute
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 16:44:58 GMT
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-11745]: sinbad


Was it just me, or did anyone else cringe when Paul did his smash up the 
keyboard move when Sonic Youth was playing last week?  It came across as 
pretty stupid, IMHO.  Why were the band there at all?  They did not seem to 
be adding anything to the song.  Why can't, for once, they let the guest 
band play and just shut up!  

Don't mean to offend any WMDB fans out there, just venting my spleen.

P.S. I can't stand Will Lee either, don't know why, just can't.  So there!

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: krm3611@sigma.tamu.edu (Ken McWatters)
Subject: Re: Favorite Bits
Summary:  From a buggy newsreader
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:42:00 GMT

In article <Bu9suu.GD0@acsu.buffalo.edu>, JONNY B. GOODE writes...
>In article <Bu9osL.DFs@acsu.buffalo.edu>, David C Valenzuela writes...
>> 
>>The other one was a long time ago. It dealt with this guy XXXXX Starr. I forget
>>his first name. But what he would do was swallow things and regurgitate them 
>>back up. He would swallow an item and then roll his stomach and pat it as if
>>he were mixing it. Dave went wild. He yells at the guy "Stop that! You aren't
>>doing anything!". It  was hysterical to see Dave's reactions to this very
>>unique individual...Anyone remember this guest  besides me? He was an orphan
>>in Scotland or something and thats how he learned to swallow things and bring
>>them back up...he'd swallow money to hide it, or something like that?
>> 
>>					Dave the Ultimate Dave Fan
>> 
> 
>	Yep, I remember him.  In fact, his name is Stevie Starr...

   This guy was completely gross and awesome at the same time.  What really
impressed me was that Dave had numbered four coins with a magic marker.  This
guy swallowed them in numerical order, then when Dave said, "Okay, let's bring
up number 2," he would regurgitate #2!   
   The best item he swallowed was a light bulb.  You had to see it to believe
it...  The guy made a horrible gasping noise in order to get it down his
esophagus.  I think the whole audience was sickened by it.  I'm surprised he 
brought it up intact.

Ken
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: gsroka@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gregory Sroka)
Subject: Re: Feeling sorry for Dave..
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 08:12:24 GMT

In article <18ms5uINN9qb@agate.berkeley.edu> ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202) writes:
>In article <1992Sep10.064940.29720@leland.Stanford.EDU>
>gsroka@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gregory Sroka) writes:
>>No, he purposely sounds "out of touch", it's a joke! Like when he asked
>>Dennis Miller about a group that he had on his show, "who was it, 
>>that Concrete Blonde? They were pretty good!" 
>
>Actually, in this case I think he was being more sincere.  Concrete Blonde
>has been on Late Night a couple of times and Letterman seemed to really
>take a fancy to them.

I agree. But my point was that he listens to and likes alot of the music
acts he has on - and still chooses to speak in a goofy or "out of touch"
voice.  (See the stuff you deleted from my article.)

It was the way he said "that" Concrete Blonde, the way an o.o.t. parent might
say it say it, that was a joke.   You're right, he sounded very sincere about
the "they were pretty good".

He also enjoys playing name that tune with Paul, after each commercial break,
and gets quite a few of them. Tonight he pegged a k.d.lang (sp?) tune.

Dave obviously must have a lot of quality stuff in his music collection.

Mr. Roger's IS a classic.  (Didn't he write "I'm Angry" at Woodstock, after
teaching Hendricks to put the lsd in his headband?) 
(I doubt Dave has a copy of Tracy Partridge's famous 2 hour tambourine solo at
Woodstock. A psychedelic relic !!  Rumor had it, she borrowed Jimi's headband.)

---
Greg
From: ccmei@ada.seas.ucla.edu (Carl C. Mei)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Feeling sorry for Dave..
Date: 12 Sep 92 20:54:18 GMT
Organization: SEASnet, University of California, Los Angeles

>In <hersh.716152061@xenon.lcs.mit.edu> hersh@expo.lcs.mit.edu (Jay Hersh) writes:
>
>>Hey is Dave married?? I noticed it seems he really had the hots for the
>>chick in Concrete Blond. Then again he has also seemed to have the hots for
>>a number of sexy model types on the show (both known and unknown) and
>>has appeared to come on to some of them. So is this an act, or is Dave
>>hard up??

It's probably an act, prompted by real interest.  Anyone remember a
while back (2-3 years), Dave was infatuated with Phoebe Cates?  He'd
openly professed his interest on the air many times.  He'd say how
cute she is and stuff.  He was kidding, 'cuz she is married, but not
without a hint of truth.  

Oh, Dave is divorced.

Carl

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: christo@bcarh803.BNR.CA (Mark Christopher)
Subject: Re: VIEWER MAIL
Reply-To: christo@bnr.ca
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 16:28:16 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.14404.10471@ms.uky.edu>, thomasc@ms.uky.edu (Thomas
Campbell) writes:
...
|>Well, after we've taught you to use lower case we will tell
|>you to write to:
|>
|>Viewer Mail
|>c/o Late Night w/David Letterman
|>30 Rockafeller Plaza
|>New York,  NY  xxxxx-xxxx
|>
|>Sorry, I can't remember teh Zip...

Zip code: 10020

Buy the whey, it's Rockefeller.
-- 
Mark Christopher        Bell-Northern Research          christo@bnr.ca
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: Re: Racing legend Hal Gurney
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 92 13:26:38 GMT

mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
 >christo@bcarh803.BNR.CA (Mark Christopher) writes:
 >>Dave is a big racing fan, and always takes the weeky of the Indy 500
 >>race off to go down to the race.  I think the "racing legend Hal Gurney"
 >>bit is a reference to _All American Racing_ which is run by DAN Gurney.

 >It could also be a response to the departure of the guy who looked
 >like Bobby Rahal.  *Somebody* on the show has to be a racing legend.

I rather doubt that is it...  I think that Dave probably just likes the 
phrase "racing legend", and this seemed the best way to use it...

BTW, the "bobby rahal" guy was actually writer Larry Jacobson, who like
so many others it seems was wooed away by the Fox network.  In this case
it might have been worth it though, since he has been a Script Editor and
writer on MARRIED WITH CHILDREN for the past two seasons.  Another former
Letterman writer Kevin Curran preceeded him in that role, and he now is
a producer for MWC (in addition to have written 10 episodes of the series).
Both Jacobson and Curran have also done bit appearances on MWC as well.

FYI, here are the MWC episodes that Larry "Rahal" Jacobson wrote:

   113. 11/10/91  (609)   KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-1)
   114. 11/17/91  (610)   KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-2)
   115. 11/24/91  (611)   AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK  
   122. 02/23/92  (619)   DINNER WITH ANTHRAX

-{ DA }-
From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Letterman can sometimes be a dick
Date: 9 Sep 1992 04:26:20 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu

They were doing "Brush with Greatness" or something like it and
Letterman was talking to a girl named Kelly Robin Wilcoxsin.  For
some reason he got hooked on the name and spent a good part of
the rest of the show repeating it, making fun of it (for some
reason he thought it was something a pirate would say), and just
going on and on.  This is when Paul and the band need to step in,
wrestle Letterman to the ground, and knock some sense into him.
From: clarktodd@bvc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: DAVE! DAVE! DAVE!
Date: 13 Sep 92 18:19:16 CDT
Organization: Buena Vista College, Storm Lake, IA

This is in response to the articles about Dave "slobbering" over the guests.
Along with Phobee Cates, there's always good old Teri Garr.  Then, did 
anybody see the show (might have been two weeks ago) with Sarah Jessica 
Parker, the Neville Brothers, and Robert Wuhl.  Letterman wanted her you 
could just tell (I'm saying that sarcastically, the way Dave would want you 
too damnit!).  Besides calling her Sally Jesse Raphael, he got her movie 
wrong: "Honenymoon in (Las) Vegas".  Then he asked her about her upcoming 
Hawaii trip and how long she was going to be gone.  The kicker though was 
that she got to sit in the guest chair from the moment she came on until 
Robert Wuhl came out.  Dave let her introduce the Neville Brothers and said 
something to the effect that they were the new Regis and Kathie Lee.  She 
left sometime after the Neville Brothers.  I wouldn't want to sit next to 
Robbie either (joke).  I suppose if you had a national late night "love fest" 
("it's a fethival, a fethival Paul") and had some of the most beautiful women 
on, you might drool occassionally (sp?) over them. 

Nice to see this newsgroup on here.  Dave would be proud.

Todd Clark
"the Video Butcher" 

"MILK IT AND MOCK IT"	"EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG"	"WATCH MORE TV"
	- U2  ZOO TV OUTSIDE BROADCAST	AMES, IA  11 ZEPTEMBER 1992
From: wdavid@unf6.unf.edu (Bill David)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: DAVE!!
Date: 10 Sep 92 00:23:55 GMT
Organization: University of North Florida, Jacksonville

In article <1992Sep2.041152.28225@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams) writes:
>
>
>BTW, here are a few shows i'd *really* like to find copies of:
>  Late Night: 3rd Anniversary Special
>  Late Night: "Bootleg Show" (10/12/83)
>  Late Night: Summertime Sunshine Special
>

I'd like to find a copy of the Late Night Film Festival. Forget
what year, but Dave gave money to a bunch of different people and
let them make a short film. Michael J. Fox's hockey/classical 
music sketch was hilarious. Somebody (Diane Sawyer?) made 
a 60-minutes style piece where she dragged a camera crew around
some town looking for the Late Night Audience.

-Bill
wdavid@unf6.cis.unf.edu
From: ajay@miro.Berkeley.EDU (Ajay Sreekanth)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: "Or, as we say in Indiana,"
Date: 10 Sep 1992 08:17:04 GMT
Organization: University of California at Berkeley
Reply-To: ajay@miro.Berkeley.EDU (Ajay Sreekanth)
NNTP-Posting-Host: miro.berkeley.edu

During the monologue on tonight's show, Dave mentioned George Bush
in one of the jokes and then said "Or, as we say in Indiana, Boosh.".
This got me thinking of other words that he claims are pronounced
differently "back home in Indiana".  

I can remember "spay-shel" (for "special"), "noo-cular" (for "nuclear")
and "sa-tistic" (for "statistic").  I'm sure there are many more that
I can't recollect.  Can anyone add to the list?

This must be the silliest thread yet, but hey, isn't that what this
newsgroup is for? :-)

-Ajay
(ajay@cs.berkeley.edu)

PS: I completely forgot that Dave was supposed to be on the Barbara
    Walters' show, and didn't set my VCR to tape it.  Was this a 
    rerun, or was this a new interview?

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