From: jbrunton@esk (Jason Brunton)
Subject: Re: McMouse!
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 11:57:05 GMT


In reply to the McMouse Story, Q.How does a mouse get mistakenly fried?
  Firstly it would not get fried for the burgers are cooked ON grills,
  Not IN fry vats!!
  >Anyway enough of the seriousism..
 I once heard of a girl who was cooking fries at Maccas (McDonalds for all
you people who don't know what Maccas is!) And this girl had a few rings
on her fingers and one of them fell off into a fry vat.. As a perfectly
resonable to understand natural reaction to this (ha ha) her arm dived into
the vat to retrive the ring, but for a moment she had forgotten that the
vats are 185 degrees C,(I certainly couldn't remember that!)  
As her arm went into the vat one of her other rings that was still on her
finger became stuck to one of the hot heating elements and her hand was 
then stuck in the vat and she could not remove it.
  The pain then hit her, and every customer in the store as well, and she
let out a terrifying screem...
   She could not get her arm out until it shrivelled up and it got ripped
straight off her arm.(OOOWCH!!) 
       Made nice fries but!!!


 Another gruesome tale from Maccas is that once a guy cooking burgers
over the grill (217 Degrees C) slipped on a pickle and his hand went
straight palm side down, onto the grill. His hand was also stuck but it 
was removed more effectively using a meat pattie spatular. They shoved 
his hand into the ice machine (-6 Degrees C) to ease the pain.  
     But he live another day to cook a BIG MAC .      


Any questions reffering to Maccas just leave a message and I will/try
to answer them     For as you probably guessed I work there!!
                         Shame Shame Shame...

Questions from    What are the real ingredients of a Big Mac?
                      Easy : Shit 
 
           or     How do you get a job a Maccas
                      Easy : Don't

           No.   Seriously   Big Mac  -         Sesame Seed Bun
                                                10th Pound Beef Pattie
                                                Two Pickles
                                                Lettuce
                                                Onion (small)
                                                Special Sauce (Mayo)
                                                Middle Bun
                                                10th Pound Beef Patie
                                                Slice Cheese
                                                Lettuce
                                                Onion (small)
                                                Special Sauce (Mayo)
                                                Bottom Bun!

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