HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (Billy Joe Bissette)
Subject: Re: fish.
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 18:14:37 GMT

In article <Paul_Trauth.0bn2@agwbbs.new-orleans.LA.US>, Paul_Trauth@agwbbs.new-orleans.LA.US (Paul Trauth) writes:
|> somewhere, somewhere, fish swim in the incredibly blue sky above the
|> parched, cracked, water-starved planes and plateaus 
[deletion of long story]
because the Japanese are no longer using them to detect earthquakes.

|> ---
|> inspired in equal parts by the novella for the game "weird dreams",
|> half-remembered fragments of h.p. lovecraft, and the dark fetid depths of
|> my subconcious.
Okay.
somewhere, somewhere, fish swim in the incredibly blue sky above the
parched, cracked, water-starved planes and plateaus.
the waters of the ocean began to churn.  strange chants were heard originating
from Innsmouth and other secluded areas of the world.  The stars shown bright
in the sky.  something began to emerge from the water.  a continent, with
skewed geometry, arose. the man traversed the island, and opened a giant door.
he heard the chanting from everywhere around the world.  a dark form began
to emerge from the door, a form as enormous as the door.
paul trauth awakened screaming.  drenched with sweat, he stumbled from bed.
the dream had occurred again, worse than ever.  paul decided he needed a
vacation, maybe an ocean cruise.  yes, an ocean cruise, for the ocean sky was
beautiful at this time of year, because the stars were right.

|> 
|> -- Via DLG Pro v0.991
|> 
|> - be zorch, daddi-o --------------- paul (raccoon) trauth ----------------
|> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
|> Internet -> paul_trauth@agwbbs.new-orleans.LA.US        \\\///\\\///\\\
|> Usenet   -> rex!agwbbs!paul_trauth                      \\\///\\\///\\\
|> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
|>   "eagles may fly, but a weasel will never get sucked into a jet engine"

I think my old sig is needed for this one.
-- 
----------bill the insane cultist, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Please make a donation to the "Raise a Great Old One" Foundation.
Everyone chant with me:  Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
                         Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.food.veg
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: CARASSO: VEGETARIAN FOOD
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 03:05:25 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.test,rec.food.veg


From today's USA TODAY, Life section, page 1:

	 Next on the menu:
	 Beef minus the cow

  SAN FRANCISCO -- Tofu that tastes like T-bone steaks and veggie burgers
  with intense ground beef flavor could be staples on the future U.S.
  menu, a scientist predicted Tuesday.
    The natural substance that gives beef its meaty taste has been
  identified and even synthesized in the lab, says researcher Arthur
  Spanier, U.S. Department of Agriculture. [...]
    The substance, a chain of eight amino acids, is called BMP, for
  "beefy-meaty-peptide." Tasters find it "quite meaty, very savory,"
  Spanier says. Further tests will be done before seeking FDA safety
  approval, but no toxic effects are expected, he says. In dry form,
  shelf life is at least two years. Among potential uses: [...]
    > BMP can trick the taste buds so vegetarians or those who want
  to cut dietary fat still can get beef's satisfying flavor.
    [Other potential uses omitted.]
    Two U.S. retail food firms have expressed possible interest in
  commercial development, Spanier says.


--
From: larne@image.symbol.com (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Profiles #1
Date: 6 Apr 92 20:25:57 GMT
Organization: Symbol Technologies, Inc.


Eric is 32 years old, and in those 32 years he has only really been
awake for at most a few hours.  He moves through most of his life 
in a dreamlike trance; eyes cloudy, movements sluggish, mouth perpetually
in an unconcerned smile.

From inside his head the world seems to be covered in a gentle, soothing
fog.  It is soft and comforting, and it gives everything the appearance
of being rounded at the corners, safe, and uncomplicated.  Even the most
brutal weapons yet developed look to Eric a little like stuffed animals
from his childhood.

Every once in a while he wonders if he should burst out of his somnambulant
haze, burn it off like the dawn evaporating the morning mist.  But then
he thinks, what would be the point, and lays down and has another nap.

- Larne [There are times when I envy him]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Meaning of life.
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Date: Sun, 05 Apr 92 18:51:19 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad

sbyers@pnet01.cts.com (Steve Byers) writes:

> fitch@news.cs.odu.edu (Tracy Fitch) writes:
> >learning the secret, I can predict much.)  I say, 42 cents is the actual amo
> >it costs the company, counting power and maintenance to dry your clothes in
> >a 50 cents a dry laundromat dryer.  so now you know that those stinking bums
> >are making 8 cents everytime you dry your clothes, but ahh, you can't change
> >it because, it's the meaning of life.
> 
> The dryers I use only cost 25 cents.  What does *that* mean?

It means your clothes are still wet.



--
the dot end
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: HAVE BUN, WILL TRAVEL
Date: 9 Apr 92 17:10:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.h#sjyjl.carasso
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

AN UNEDITED, UNCHANGED, REAL POST:

IN REC.PETS myhui@bnr.ca (Michael Hui) writes:
)
)Try fresh Chinese lettuce leaves. My buns love to eat the leaves, but
)leave the stem intact, almost like how a cat can eat all the meat from
)a fish and leave the bones behind.

Carasso "My buns love to be squeezed by Cowpatty"

-- 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10935 soc.singles:11062 alt.sex:14207 alt.peeves:7904
From: margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.sex,alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More helpful Hints
Date: 12 Apr 92 17:33:38 GMT
Reply-To: margoli@watson.IBM.com
Organization: The Village Waterbed
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM

In  <1992Apr11.231833.11704@wetware.com>  drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
>
> Never start with:
>
> "And Now to Do the 'Sex Stuff'."

Really - much better to start with "Shall we forward to the foreplay?"
We don't ask "Are we ready for the sex stuff yet?" until much later...

Larry Margolis, MARGOLI@YKTVMV (Bitnet), margoli@watson.IBM.com (Internet)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: buzzard@eng.umd.edu (Sean Barrett)
Subject: Re: ideal talk.bizarre newsreader/killfile
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 23:53:39 GMT
Organization: Fraternity of Avian Deists

In article <1992Apr9.213416.19040@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
>                           What have YOU ever done for THIS PLACE
>besides St. Terri, which is neither ORIGINAL nor all that much of a 
>CHALLENGE??!!

Just for the record:  I've never done St. Terri for this place.
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GUYS & how annoying they can be....
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:23:39 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN K12.CHAT.SENIOR 
Megi.Gaye.Wick@p0.f118.n138.z1.fidonet.org (Megi Gaye Wick) writes:
)
)O.K. Now it's your turn.  A few weeks ago I started to talk to this one 
)guy over the phone, and we got to be O.K. pals.  On my part, it was NOT 
)Well, yesterday I met him at the movies, along with my younger brother 
)along for protection if needed.  I really hate admitting this, but I'm 
)absolutely AWFUL about basing things on looks.  He had already started 
)to get on my nerves when we were on the phone, because he laughs at 
)EVERYTHING!  I mean, you could be telling him about the tragic death of 
)your best pal, and the fool would be cracking up.  N-E-WAYZ.  When we 
)met at the movies, I was even more shocked than I had expected I would 
)be.  The guy looks like a murderer/rapist or something.  He's truly 
)SCARY looking. Now the thing is, I don't even want to talk to him anymore.

BABY, DON'T SAY THAT.  WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.  YOU LIKE THAT
MURDERER/RAPIST LOOK.  I CAN TELL.  I KNOW YOU LIKE NO ONE ELSE DOES
OR EVER WILL.  HEE.

)How am I going to tell him, or at least get it across to him, 
)that he BUGS me!  I don't like being rude to people, no matter how much 
)I don't like them. 

IT'S DANGEROUS TO BE RUDE.  SOMEONE MIGHT GET HURT.  HEE.

)HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!HELP!

HEEEE! THERE IS NO ONE AROUND FOR MILES.  NO ONE CAN HERE YOU! HEEE!





-- 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10793 alt.sex:14054 talk.politics.misc:17719 rec.humor:16161
From: fierro@uts.amdahl.com (Doug Fierro)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,talk.politics.misc,rec.humor
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Keywords: stop, smell the flowers
Date: 10 Apr 92 18:15:22 GMT
Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA

In article <s31jiINN7fe@agate.berkeley.edu> zippy@violet.berkeley.edu (Peter;;;;EM14) writes:
>So it's about Bill Clinton's new revelations about his sex life.
>
>Seems today he finally admitted that he had sex with Gennifer Flowers a couple 
>of times...
>
>
>...but he didn't come.
>
>Hee!
>
>-- 
>   Peter Feld ---------------------------------zippy@violet.berkeley.edu----
>             "I'll never be a fool, but I will gamble foolishly
>              I never let go of love 'till I lost it in my dreams."
>				-- Nanci Griffith

   Peter!  That was great!  I'm still chuckling... :-)

  Doug
-- 
                                                     Doug Fierro
                                      |\             UTS System Software
  O                         __________|_\______      CASE tools development
  \_.______________________| * * * * * * * * */      fierro@uts.amdahl.com
 __\____                   |=================/       (408)746-7102
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Organization: Old Dominion University
Date: Sunday, 12 Apr 1992 21:18:35 EDT
From: <TCW100Z@ODUVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Body parts

If I had to pick a part of my body to have something painful inserted into,
I think I'd pick my nose.
Tazer One
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ty Cage Warren
Old Dominion University
Internet: tcw100z@oduvm.cc.odu.edu
----Do what you want, hurt no one.
  "FIVE TO ONE ODDS?  AH, I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE."
  "ADVANTAGE?  HOW'S THAT?"
  "I'M NUTS!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.sex,alt.peeves
From: tlode@isis.cs.du.edu (trygve lode)
Subject: Re: More helpful Hints
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 17:47:39 GMT

In article <oNL7iB4w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> mike@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Mike Batchelor) writes:
>margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis) writes:
>
>> In  <1992Apr11.231833.11704@wetware.com>  drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just dr
>> >
>> > Never start with:
>> >
>> > "And Now to Do the 'Sex Stuff'."
>> 
>> Really - much better to start with "Shall we forward to the foreplay?"
>> We don't ask "Are we ready for the sex stuff yet?" until much later...
>
>And if you're into dominance, you can simply make an announcement,
>perhaps on a PA system:
>
>"THE FOREPLAY WILL NOW COMMENCE.  I REPEAT, THE FOREPLAY WILL NOW
>COMMENCE."

 
 
                  <from the Unnatural Enquirer>
 
 
Dear Doctor Rude, 
 
      Where does foreplay end?  I can't tell if it has ever stopped! 
 
         Foreplayed on a Fairway 
 
 
 
Dear Foreplayed,
 
      Sometimes it can be hard to tell when foreplay ends, but in general, you
can watch for these seven warning signs:
 
   1)  Parners exchange more than two quarts of bodilly fluids
   2)  One or more legs break off the bed
   3)  One or more partners die, become comatose, or become registered
       republicans
   4)  The word "Eeeeeeiiiiigggghhhhhhoooooaaaaahhhhhuuuuuuuuppppptt!" is
       mentioned in any context
   5)  One partner coughs up a hairball
   6)  One partner receives a long-distance call from the other
   7)  Either partner begins typing up sales reports or joins
       nunnery/monastery
 
      Should one of more of these signs occur, foreplay is probably complete. 
Deciding what to do at this point can be difficult, but you should generally
just do what comes naturally or, should nothing come naturally, do what comes
unnaturally.
 
Doctor Rude
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bad Girl Report
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:44:15 GMT
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Bad Girl Fan Club

Let's hear it for Dr. Margret Bean-Bayog, Harvard psychologist of twenty years, as the
first of this year's crop of bad girls. Such a cutie too!

If only more of us had the power to sentence former lovers to a sanitarium just because
they were a lousy lay. Oh, and those notebooks that end up in clients hands after they
mysteriously kill themselves!

--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10626 alt.peeves:7752 soc.singles:10796
From: babs@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (Babs Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.peeves,soc.singles
Subject: Re: Thought Experiment
Date: 9 Apr 92 14:39:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: jfwhome.1992Apr9.143907.12901
Organization: Our Lady of Perpetual Mirth (Pacifica)

In <1992Mar24.085949.13146@wetware.com> drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:

>sitting Between BobTech and billbill

>I feel like Ward Cleaver.

>ciao
>driuex


But....but....but......but......but......  You're not that NORMAL, dear
drieux! 

				-babs

sorry to break that to you
-- 

"Excuse me, while I dance a little jig of despair."
	- hadley@ics.uci.edu (Tedd Hadley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars)
Subject: Re: job ads we'd like to see
Organization: The Church of Mr. Whipple
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 15:47:18 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.154446.11473@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars) writes:
*In article <1992Apr10.153946.10653@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars) writes:
**In article <18699@ravel.udel.edu> hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams) writes:
***Wanted:
***Disgruntled and disillusioned recent graduate with
***background in dead languages, usenet and ancient
***history.  Indolence is a plus.  Salary takes the 
***form of housing, food and all the compact discs
***one can carry.  Only alcoholics need apply.
**
**Where is this!?!  Doing what?!?!!  Who cares, I'll take it!!!!!
**I'm perfectly quilified, hire me!
*
*I notice spelling is mentioned anywhere in the ad.  That's a plus.

And neither is grammar.


Mark "Nevermind" Lippert
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Date: 9 Apr 92 08:47:20 GMT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

wooden yacht vomits:
: I'm sure she does. She must be a veritable fount of wisdom.

Get A Clue.
that's "font", lakeworm.
accents may vary, except where prohibited.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | my pink half of the drainpipe                   |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: So it's come to this, has it? Yep.
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:40:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: bronze.1992Apr8.104025.28493
Organization: Indiana University

In <11084@borg.cs.unc.edu> state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State) writes:

>> speaking of what it's come to, however, recently
>> this restaurant opened up in my area called "Hooters."
>> and yes, the "OO" is a caricature of a pair of tits.
>> and yes, they sell t-shirts, and have wet t-shirt
>> contests.

>I WANT TO LIVE WHERE GYPSY LIVES!  I WANT TO LIVE WHERE GYPSY LIVES!

You *do* live where Gypsy lives, for all intents and purposes.  There's
a "Hooters" in Raleigh.  Go.  Enjoy.  Become frustrated.

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
right here, right now
there is no other place I'd rather be!
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Kaiser Wilhelm in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:48:06 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    It takes two years to start an annual tradition.  You do something
one year, repeat it the next, and by the third time, it's a tradition.
This evening will be the second time I've been to visit the Philadelphia
general post office just before midnight on tax day.

    Last year I was there to pay my tax.  It's a hopping joint.  The
post office is always open, but 15 April is their Big Day and today I
heard one of the clerks gloating about how much money they would make
that evening.  They set all the postmarks to say 11:59 PM a couple hours
in advance, just so they don't have to be bothered changing them.  At
midnight they shut down the whole building for twenty minutes and if you
don't have you tax in by then, you lose.  There are clerks waiting
outside on the sidewalk to pick up tax returns from passing motorists.

    About a tenth of Philadelphia shows up between 9 PM and midnight on
the fifteenth, the most motley assortment you can imagine.  It's quite a
trip to go and watch.  That's what I'm going to do this year, even
though I mailed my tax this morning.

    It took me all last year to realize what tax day in Thirtieth Street
Post Office reminds me of.  I'm glad I realized it in time to think
about it this year:

        And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree
        from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
        (Luke 2:1)

    I think that if I see a grungy guy lead a woman on a pregnant camel
into Thirtieth Street Post Office tonight, I won't be too surprised.  It
takes sumething fundamental and universal to bring so many people
together, and the best thing about going to the post office tonight will
be the feeling of comradeship with the friends I'll run into and with
the thousands of people I've never seen before, present, past, and
future, who are also being taxed.  Only death will bring me closer to
humanity in general, and I'm too young to feel that yet.



--

           Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Live from the Twilight Zone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: You know you're in deep when...
Summary: He *did* ask!
Keywords: Skeleton, Stone, Pad, many more...
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:45:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: yang.1992Apr8.164548.16823
Reply-To: root@yang.earlham.edu
Followup-To: alt.alt, misc.test
Organization: ECMLVDC

In article <V2h+Dl=@engin.umich.edu>, ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence 
Doering) writes:
> In article <cTFoiB11w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US 
> (Amniocentesis) writes:
>> waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby) writes:
>>> In article <1992Apr1.200504.15446@news.Hawaii.Edu>  
>>> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Mar31.184310.5270@sunhillo.uucp> olias@sunhillo.uucp  
>>>> (Mitch Gorman) writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Mar27.173136.1071@r-node.gts.org> rick@r-node.gts.org  
>>>>> (Rick Seay) babbles:
>>>>>> In article <41952@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata  
>>>>>> boy) writes:
>>>>>>> You know you're in deep when she starts quoting Anna Green Gables.
>>>>>> That's Ann of Green Gables.
>>>>> There's sand in Aesop's Fables.
>>>> Dammit Man!  That mop's Mabel's!
>>> Elastic bands can stop babies.
>>> Dyslexic man have jabberwock Scrabble.
>> Complex icons are scattered on the table.
>> Convex crayons make better scribbles.
> 
	Ladies and Gentlemen.  This is a cascade.  So what?

	Well, not everybody likes cascades, as we shall see.

> (Waehrend der Mahagonny-Wimpel an einem langen Angelstock hochgeht)
> 
>                 BEGBICK, FATTY, MOSES:
> Aber dieses ganze Mahagonny
> ist nur, weil alles so schlecht ist,
> weil keine Ruhe herrscht,
> und keine Eintracht,
> und weil es nichts gibt,
> woran man sich halten kann.
> 
> (First act, _Der Aufsteig und Fall der Stadt Mahagonny_,
>  Bertholt Brecht and Kurt Weill)
> 
> Cascade *this*, you bastards.
> 
> ljd

	He asked.

> Cascade *this*, you bastards.
Ask aid, miss, you blessed her.

---
David "Hee-mo" Vacca, Non-entity ordinaire.
From: morrissey@modrock.sire.com (Steven Morrissey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: MORRISSEY
Date: 16 Apr 92 21:46:01 GMT
Organization: Sire Records and Production Media Incorporated


>From: e7-ew@web.berkeley.edu
>To: smiths@langmuir.Berkeley.EDU
>
>         Smiths/Morrissey mailing list:
>  
>             Does anyone know the proper address for fan mail to
>         Morrissey?  I wrote to M care of Howie Klien (the guy listed
>         on the back of the U.S. version of "Our Frank") a long time ago
>         but received no response.  I was wondering if he's just to busy
>         to respond, or if I should write to another address, such as
>         Margaret Whats-er-name on the UK cd single of "Suedehead."
>         Anyone know?  I was contemplating looking for old (1970s)
>         Manchester phone books, since our hero was probably listed
>         back then, but I don't know where to look.
> 
>                    Any assistance GREATLY appreciated.
> 
>                              Tom Cronin
>


Dear Tom, 
  I try to answer all fan mail myself, but sometimes I have my friend
Armondo read my mail.  Perhaps it got lost.  Thanks for your support!

ta ta,

S. Morrissey

p.s. "Salad Shooter!  Girls with big hooters." --Johnny Marr
--
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I just gots ta
Date: 11 Apr 92 18:14:07 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

In article <agtjtw-.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
>Mark., nobody even likes me anyway

And here I thought those rumors about Charlie Brown
posting to the net under an assumed name were just
some sort of urban legend...
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Date: 10 Apr 92 02:02:14 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.hlsjrd.carasso
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN TALK.BIZARRE,ALT.SEX,ALT.MISSING-KIDS,MISC.TEST,REC.HUMOR 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

dunleavy@acsu.buffalo.edu (Houston "BONEHEAD" Dunleavy) writes:
)carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
))"Clinton -- Can He Beat Bush?"
))	-Newsweek Cover,
))	 March 30, 1992
))...IN BED.
)
)Actually, if you weant a good chuckle next time you break open a
)fortune cookie, add the words "in bed" to the end of your
)fortune.....it never fails.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
IT LIVES!
THE DREDED NEWBIE WHO JUST FUCKING HEARD ABOUT "IN BED"!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 18:57:24 GMT

cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>On Monday I had 56 unanswered mail messages in my
>mail spool.  Today I have 42.  All 42 are new, because
>I deleted the first 56.  

Alternate strategy: only read those message originating
outside the company.

Keeps the signal-to-noise ratio up.
--
Kevin Schnitzius
kschnitzius@encore.com

My boss has learned to forge email, though.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre