From: dtasman@NMSU.edu (Dan Tasman)
Subject: Green Golf Ball Joke ... FINALLY!
Organization: New Mexico State University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 02:35:09 GMT

Okay, folks, all you doubters and disbelievers who think there is no such puppy  
as the Green Glf Ball Joke, here it is, the world's funniest joke, in all its  
glory.  Please note, the text is compressed, encoded, and ROT-14ed.

begin ggbj.txt
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end ggbj.txt 

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