HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Mushy_O_Phobic v. CloseAirSupport_O_Phobics
Date: 22 Jan 1993 16:17:24 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
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In article <21JAN199316291826@cc.utah.edu> rsr4936@cc.utah.edu (Reay, Robert S.) writes:
>In article <joshua.727540296@coombs>, joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes...
>{<CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>
>{}>%  An antonym is two words that are spelled the same but have opposite
>{}>%  meanings.  No examples exist in English
>{ 
>{}>$  No, that's an antelope. An antonym is someone who hasn't got a name.
>{ 
>{}>#  No, an antelope is when your mom's sister runs off with the postman, and
>{}>#  _Anton Nym_ was an (unsuccessful) musical comedy by Fedor Dostoevski and
>{}>#  Dave Brubeck.  The word you want is `antimony'.
>{ 
>{}>&  Antimony is money you have to pay your ex-wife.  You're thinking of
>{}>&  `anemone'.  As in "Love your anemones."
>{ 
>{}>You are high. Anemone is when have too many white blood cells
>{}>I think you mean "antipathy".
>{ 
>{no, weenerbrane, that's an italian salad. you mean antigone.
>
>Grow some language skills, will 'ya!  Antigone, as everyone knows, is the 
>state of your mother's sister after you put a snake in her bed.  If you 
>knew what the hell you were talking about, you would mean "antipasto."

No, that's part of the Italian Communist platform.  They are definitely
antipasto, but on the other hand, they are provolone.
--scott
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From: bkeiper@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan S Keiper)
Subject: 10 Word Movie Review
Followup-To: Various 10 word threads that are quite possibly getting out of 
             hand, but I decided to post anyway...
Summary: 10 words... Nothing more, nothing less.
Keywords: 10, Certified Kill File Material (CKFM)
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 10:31:56 GMT

     I laughed, I cried.  I choked on my ju-ju bees.

                    (Is ju-ju considered one word?)

Bigby
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Bryan Keiper *********************** bkeiper@magnusug.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu

                    "When in danger or in doubt,
                              run in circles, scream and shout"
                                                  Robert Heinlein
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Honour Moore)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Short, shameful Camilla-gate confession
Date: 21 Jan 93 08:14:01 GMT
Organization: Caledonia, Sterne and Wilde, Gentlemen at Law
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

KenJo thinks Camilla Parker Bowles is drop-dead gorgeous.

KenJo has been reading Newsweek.

There is a conspiracy in the British Press -- the London
papers (at least) only print pictures of her frowning.

Newsweek printed the love-interest-from-Equus picture.
___
The beautiful young woman, damn it, not the horse.
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From: aisa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (procrastination)
Subject: Re: you want to tell him, or should i?
Keywords: great taste 
Organization: <>  
Distribution: usa 
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 05:11:20 GMT

In article <1993Jan24.130729.3255@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
> 
>> yesterday, upon exiting my local convenience store, i noticed a young man
>> driving a rather dirty geo metro station wagon ( well, it looks like a little
>> station wagon), with an enormous sticker on the windshield that said 'storm'.
>> i contemplated telling him of his error, but decided against it. besides, i
>> doubt he would have heard me over all the rap music eminating from his vehicle.
>> 
>> -jane
>> 
>> ran right out and bought a 'celica' sticker for my tercel
>> -- 
>
>You think that's bad, there's a guy in the Madison area who drives a chevette
>with Z-28 stickers and a roll bar on it.  
>
>					--Joachim


Not quite the same thing, but there i've seen this car on several
occasions:

approx. '82 monte carlo, painted pink--with a spray can, top cut off
with what was probably a chainsaw, entire interior covered in simulated
buffalo fur (seats, dash, rear-view mirror), three foot Texas Longhorns
on the front just like Boss Hawg from Dukes of Hazard, and a plastic
lawn-ornament pink flamingo on each back corner.  Oh yeah, and fuzzy dice.

No shit.

c.f.
-only in hoosier-land


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.angst
From: machala@spdc.ti.com (King Mosher)
Subject: Re: anyone need a harem?
Organization: Texas Instruments
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:45:50 GMT

jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel) writes:


>I'm not sure what's going on, but those of you who wish to meet
>young, attractive, available women should start following me 
>around, because apparently I'm giving off some sort of gamma
>radiation or pheromones or something that's magnetic to 'em.

[stuff about too many womyn deleted]

>Of course, everything above after (a) took place AFTER said relationship
>began, and I hence went Off The Market

this seems to be a prevailant trend also. when i was married, i had more
womyn after me than i could count. i think the ring attracts 'em.
they'd casually ask me to come over, they could put on a nice fire,
have some brandy, maybe study some, ... shees. and then as a TA, wow!
teaching physics to business majors is the place to meet womyn. i tell ya. 
and now that i actually am single and have time and money i 
only hear crickets chirping. go figure.
 
>			---jeff "Or maybe I'm just eating the right vitamins."

chuck "and what vitamins might those be?"
--

     Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.

Chuck Machala-Semiconductor Process and Design Center-Texas Instruments/Dallas
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lvh@uctgeo.geo.uct.ac.za (Leon van Heerden)
Subject: Re: cj's piercing
Date: 23 Jan 93 17:38:13 GMT
Organization: University of Cape Town

fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:

>A friend of mine wanted to get an "unusual" piercing.  "Why don't you
>get your nose pierced?"  I asked.  "Oh, that's too *normal*."  She
>replied.


Nipple, eyelid (to be really bizarre) or genitals unusual enough for her?

Leon
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From: ddebry@ren.dsd.es.com (Dave DeBry)
Subject: short shameful confession
Battle-Cry: Spoon!
Reply-To: Dave DeBry <ddebry@dsd.es.com> 
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp., Salt Lake City, UT
Aka: (Zorkian) Grue 
Date: 26 Jan 93 19:11:21 GMT

	I have this horrible desire to *plonk* Mark. Gooley just to
see what kinds of t.b. hate mail I could receive.


--
Dave  ddebry@ debry@   \  "Aha!  Your suite!"
DeBry dsd.    peruvian. | "Well, I think you're pretty great, too."
      es.     cs.utah.  |
      com     edu      /             - Edmund Laszlo and Roland T. Flakfizer
From: an6273@anon.penet.fi (I. I. Pasternak)
Subject: Limerick
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: talk.bizarre
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 13:36:48 GMT







I'll tell you with excess of candor,
A priest whom I'm happy to slander
        found relief from his tension
        in parts I can't mention
and rubbing them off with a sander.

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From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: pizza receipt, pt. 2
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 22 Jan 93 22:41:18 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: Ministry of Noises

MESSAGE at 17:37 on 01/21/93

mcr/ dial 3937 at north lobby.....

Customer:
Phone: 448-3937
 Name:
 Addr: 1150 EGLINTON.E AV TOR NORTH LOBB
Y
 Time: 17:36
 Oper: 34
 Numb:  28
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: 10 word Henry James story
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 13:56:48 GMT


>In article <v4f0etg@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:

>>There is no such thing as a 10-word Henry James SENTENCE.

yes, but there is such a thing as the 10-page Henry James paragraph.

-rob, tagging THE EUROPEANS for electronic access right now....


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Rictus Hep eats dead burning bodies.
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:18:17 GMT

"Never eat the scrotum, Billy.  Sure, it's crisp and tasty, but the
hair gets stuck in your teeth."


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From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Modern Art Epiphany
Summary: Yes, I am that guy you hate at museums
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 16:47:00 GMT

Chicago's Museum of Contemporary Art bought the property where there is
currently a National Guard Armory. Before they tear down this old, dank
building they decided to hold a huge exhibit in the classrooms, living
quarters, gym, and parking lot; 18 installations in all (The few remaining
guardsmen walking around in their fatigues looking bemused might count as
a 19th).

The work displayed is my favorite kind. You have to work extremely hard to
figure out what the artist was trying to do with your mind. The initial shock
of an alarming installation is often not the point*. A perfect example of
this was the visitor's quarters.

The armory has a small apartment for visitors. The furnishings are
unbelievably grungy; Peeling lime green paint, Furniture best described as
late 50's salvation army rejects, etc. The artists (a group called HaHa) had
the apartment wired with a plastic explosive. The walls had long furrows cut
all over them for the wires, and every 2 feet or so the strings of wire were
interrupted with a large patch of what looked like dried mashed potatoes. It
appeared very real to me, and from the reactions everyone had they must have
believed it too. It was VERY quiet in there. Several people refused to even
go in after reading the catalog. I wasn't one of them, and walked all
through this scene of domestic terror for almost 15 minutes.

And then I found it. On the side of a hallway wall one of the wires was
cut. The ends stuck out about a half inch from the groove, and were stripped
to the bare copper. There was enough slack so that you could easily push the
ends together with a finger and make contact. I started laughing and stared at
the wires for quite some time (no, I didn't make them touch), and left with a
stupid smile on my face and getting a lot of strange looks. It made the whole
trip (even the freezer full of breast milk "donations") worthwhile. PV 

* Though in some cases it is. One entire room had large pieces of paper with
  various observations by people trying to get AIDS treatment written on them
  stuck on every surface (among other things). I came out suitably enraged and
  am now looking for an AIDS organization to add to my yearly donations list.
  Any suggestions?
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, hell's cavenewt, rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, smartass liberal democrat
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Odds & Happiness as a whole
Date: 22 Jan 93 02:39:16 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Roy Daniel (royd@ERE.UMontreal.CA) wrote:

> Daniel Roy, of the "Voyageurs sans Permis"			CARPE DIEM!!


	Surely I wasn't the *only* one that read that as

		"Voyageurs sans Penis"



--
D. J. McCarthy (dmccart@gomez.intel.com)
"I voted for comp.protocols.tcp-ip.eniac!  I am Rich Rosen!
 The net is sweet."
                                          --C.J. Silverio, talk.bizarre, 9/1/92
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From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Ten Word Opera #2
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:16:22 GMT

 "Leone! I must sing to the goddess of Ham!"


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Zee Cyste)
Subject: Re: Word of the day
Organization: Ugly Twisted Nastiness
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 04:12:30 GMT


Malomar



-- 
                                        These are my opinions.
E-mail: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca
"Beneath this facade of laughter lies a torn and shattered man"
             - The Antichrist
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Mystery and Anger
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 18:28:43 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

When I visited Cancun a couple of years ago, I spent more time
in the jungles, stumbling over unearthed ruins, than I did in
the bars and discos of syntho-downtown. And learning Mayan
glyphs, learning to count, stuff like that. My companion was
fortunately of the same mind, she being an adventurous German
woman. A friend who goes back ten years, a dear person.

It made me very angry to hear that when the Spanish arrived, they
immediately burned all the Mayan Codices they could find. They
destroyed all but parts of four which survived till today.

I would very much like to stuff the Catholic Church. They disgust
me probably to a similar extent as the JWs disgust CJ.

I think I am still angry with them. If I were Immune, I would consider
burning a large Bible on the steps of the Vatican. Then a couple of   
young Catholic priests, perhaps, impaled on stakes before the eyes
of Old Asphalt Breath. I suppose that this is juvenile, but at least
my anger with this disgusting institution has remained fairly constant
for at least twenty five years, so I call would call it "deeply felt".

Or perhaps "velour".

Ahh, what else will we have to offer the sheepish housewife
and the blackbrained power freak? Truth alone won't hack it.
Gak. Enough already.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: The Little Curved Stem
Organization: t.b
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 01:20:02 GMT


     As you will all recall, at last report the
little punkin's rind had gotten somewhat saggy
and it had developed what appeared to be varicose
veins.  Consultation with authorities at
X-Industries had led to the determination that
the little punkin had outlived its usefulness
and was to be let go (from the top of the
Engineering Research Center) within five business
days.

     Well due to unforseen circumstances,
termination had to be delayed.  Access to the top
of the Engineering Research Center requires
a special elevator key, and the guy I know who
had one got laid off.

     The termination was rescheduled for today
and relocated to the back sixth floor stairwell
balcony of the Goldwater Center for Science and
Engineering (which is actually more appropriate,
since that's where the little punkin served
during its brief stay with the firm).

     Part of the delay was due to the fact that
the ground cannot be seen from the sixth floor
stairwell, so a spotter had to be employed to
ensure a clear path from the stairwell balcony to
the ground below to guarantee maximum punkin
dispersal without interference from striking
passers-by, etc.

     At this point, I would like to make the
interesting note that when X-Industries makes
a recommendation, it should be followed.  We
already saw the results this week when another
recommendation was ignored, and now we see it
again with the delay in the little punkin's
termination.  The extra week led to an
incredible degeneration in the punkin, where
gross mold and general rot took over to the
point where it could scarcely be picked up
without contamination.

     Well.  To sum up, the punkin made
a wonderful dull thud when it hit the ground.
Dispersal was quite broad, with the little
curved stem travelling the farthest, some
15.47 feet from point of impact.  Message
for BENth: the little curved stem was
salvaged, by the way.  Unlike the rest of
the little punkin, it shows no signs of any
degeneration whatsoever.

     As a matter of fact, the little curved
stem is sitting in my windowsill, and as
I look at the screen while I type this,
I can see it and the babes behind it, although
neither the little curved stem nor the babes
are in focus.  The little curved stem curves
to the left, although no doubt the babes will
insist that it curves to the right.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: help groups
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 20:38:12 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.102554.5953@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>
>In article <1993Jan24.131437.3257@cnsvax.uwec.edu>, hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>> What we really need is a Deities Anonymous.
>> 
>> "Hello, my name is Thor, and... uh...  I am a Thunder God."
>> 
>> 					--Joachim
>
>No, we don't. All I need is
>
>/Joachim/j
>
>in my killfile.

I'd like to join Deities Anonymous. My name is...... er, I'm the god of.....

It's anonymous, isn't it?
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: girl no longer pursued by lesbians
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 17:58:07 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

:    i bought a t-shirt that says
:    'a hard man is good to find'
:    now they leave me alone.
:
:    -jane
:
:    well, the lesbians leave me alone at least.

don't you find this solution a tad sluttish? i know i do.
@--lS
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dvand@ctp.com (Derek Vandivere)
Subject: Ten Word Followup (was: Como se llama)
Organization: Cambridge Technology Partners
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:18:50 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.180108.2674@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>We went to the National Western Stock Show on Monday.  The rodeo was
>sold out, so we watched the llama competition instead.  
>
> (etc.)

We briefly thought about going; skiing Breckenridge was more fun.

				-dersk, who didn't think anyone
				 actually went to it (assuming yer
				 talking about the one in Denver)
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From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Gases In My Head
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 17:27:52 GMT

Looking for the light
found gases in my head
Wishing for a soul
got gases in my head
Dreaming turns to poison
from gases in my head

Dedicated to Tom Boutell, the most gaseous of farts.

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Hertz van Rentl)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 23 Jan 93 03:45:02 GMT
Organization: Centre for Knowledge Capture and Wisdom Engineering
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

When a newscaster says `The Prime Minister', 
I still get a (mercifully brief) vision of 
That Bloody Woman before I remember...
___
It's the capital `T' in `The' that does it.
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From: adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams)
Subject: My lazy roomate
Reply-To: adw3345@ultb.rit.edu ()
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 18:38:14 GMT


 It is 1:38pm and my roomate is still asleep. I woke up at my usual
7:12am time, went to classes, came back for lunch, and yet he snoozes.
He and I share a bunk bed, and he gets the lower bunk. 
 I am thinking about walling him off, using sheet steel screwed to the
wooden frame. Or putting plywood moulds and removing them after the
concrete I pour in sets.
 With him out of the way, I would toss his junk in the dumpster, item
by item, until the room is mine. 

 The only problem is answering the question, "Why is your bed so high?"

 And a few weeks the smell would set in. Even concrete can't contain
decomposed bodily fluids forever.

                                                         Derrick

or shave off his left eyebrow
                                   vampires are so much fun

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: international response needed
From: mscs240@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Date: 24 Jan 93 15:35:24 -0600
Organization: Mankato State University

I need for someone to write me some electronic mail for this computer 
class I am enrolled in.  The only requirement is that the mail must be
from a country outside the United States. So someone please respond.
Thanks in advance! My user id is mscs240

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:46221 misc.test:15758 rec.pets:4391 rec.pets.dogs:16893 alt.job.gooley:127
From: cn573@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ray Henry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.pets,rec.pets.dogs,alt.job.gooley
Subject: Re: My roommate Charlie*****************
Date: 24 Jan 1993 00:21:22 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


You know, it seems to me that this sort of post is not appropriate
for rec.pets. Please take your beef somewhere else. Maybe
alt.flame. Don't wast our bandwidth.

Ray

I do not flame, merely advise...   :)
-- 
"The time has come," the Walrus said,"to talk of many things;
of ships, and shoes, and sealing wax,
of cabbages and kings..."
                              --Lewis Carroll
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: page@cerdic.cs.odu.edu ()
Subject: Dream
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, Va
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 21:19:20 GMT



I had a dream last night that everyone who posts to
talk.bizarre looked exactly like Gogo Dodo from 
Tiny Toon Adventures.  But then the cucumbers
started chasing me so I don't know any more.








I wonder what I'll dream tonight...
-- 
		"Jello is antimatter"


page@cs.odu.edu
From: tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ten Word Story
Date: 24 Jan 93 21:21:10 GMT
Organization: Oxford University, UK
Originator: tbrann@black

pete@sst.icl.co.uk (Pete Bevin) writes:
>hey!  what's that rapidly expanding rhinoceros shaped thing above us?

I have no joke.
I just like saying "rapidly expanding rhinoceros shaped thing"

T
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mrx@sgi.com (cloaking the constant k)
Subject: Re: fur coats
Organization: the theory that jack built
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 20:37:26 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

>On the radio I heard some woman complaining about the pointlessness
>of wearing a fur coat: "wearing the skins of dead animals."

>Why not wear the skins of live animals?  

...

>Mark., or does X Industries already have these problems solved?


in a manner of speaking.

you see, you're looking at the problem
all wrong.  moving the orbit of the earth
inwards by 10 M miles or so should alter 
the climate of the earth sufficiently to
reduce the demand for furs to the point
of unprofitablility.  any residual climactic
alterations could be handled by manipulating
the atlantic and pacific jet streams.

just think of the boon to tourism.

of course there may be minor consequences,
but there's nothing like a mild catclysm
to bring nations together and to stimulate
the domestic economy.

		mr x

		think locally, act globally
--
mrx@annexia.esd.sgi.com
rmr@sgi.com