From: u8801863@cs.uow.edu.au (Nigel Brendon Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.surfing
Subject: 9 days in the Life of NR.
Date: 20 Aug 92 05:37:44 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia


	What's today... Thursday,nah wait on... yeah it is Thursday.
It's been a bit like that for  me of late I don't give a shit
about much except for getting waves.
Rather than put in a report I thought I'd do my usual ramblings
as it's more expressive (realistic).

Over the last  week or so I've done a few interesting things.
It all started Last Tuesday going to see Tumble Weed.
They're a local Wollongong band and they weren't too bad.
They all have hair that comes down to about they're waist and 
when they do the metal head rattle/shake/bounce it looks quite
funny as all you see if hair and no faces.... bizarre.
Wednesday I went down the Farm (I did post a report on this).
Friday I hosted a Mull Party at my place.
It was great fun... except no-one moved all night and I was getting
a bit paranoid everyone was getting bored,but they were all just
"Fuck faced".... :-)

That was fun escpecially the Dry Ice I got made everyone spin out 
when you couldn't see the floor.
Then I played my special brand of music and that totally spun em out.
(Electric guitar with a Delay peddle and flanger...)
Are there any other green smokers on alt.surfing ??
Mail me if you are...
Rod almost astral travelled home.... :-)


Sunday and Monday I surfed shitty little waves (two formal surf 
reports).

Wednesday (last night) we had an impromptue party(6 of us) that 
ended when the Police came around at 3am.... :-( (fascist's).

Here's a bit of the dialogue....

I saw that the pigs were going to come to the front door so I decided
it was time to get ready to greet our law enforcing mates.
So I stripped my clothes of so I just had my tracky pants on and
messed my hair up so it looked like I'd just got out of bed.
I then went to the front door squiting into their birght lights.

One of the police looked into my eyes and tried to hipnotise me.
I just looked straight back until he looked away (about 30 seconds).
(From memory ?)
Location:My place.
Dialogue: P=Pigs,N= Nigel.
P: We've had complaints that people have been breaking bottles and
burning trees around here.
N:Really I wonder who could have done that.
P:Well I just saw four people run in here.
N: I don't know anything about that I just got out of bed.
P: Bullshit mate,don't give us that.
N: Oh well...
P: I can see them sitting on the longe.
N: I don't have a lounge...
P: So who are the residents here.
N: I don't know I'm just visiting.
P: So you were invited over by a mate.
N: Yeah, that's right, he's a cool bloke too.
P: Well it's about 3 am what's the time (looking at fellow weener) ?
P2: 3:15 am.
N:Really ?
P:Yes.
N: Well I don't have a watch or a clock so I wouldn't really know.
P: Can you get one of the residents please ...
N: OK,I'll see if I can find one.
 (I then closed and locked the door).
No-one else wanted to pretend to be a resident so I had to come clean about
this one.(Not even my gutless flat mate).
Opening door....
In the mean time P2 has gone to check the tree I was trying to burn
down not 2 minutes before.
P: So where is the resident ?
N: They can't come to the door.
P: Why not?
N: Beacuse they're not able to.
P: Are they drunk ?
N: No,they can't come to the door.
P: Because they're drunk ?
N: No, because they're not able to.

He gave up on that one after....

I've got a lecture... I'll finish this in part II.

Bye,
Nigel.
-- 
Women need to find the right partner to have sex (and sometimes the right
excuse),Men just need to find the right place.
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