HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The sound of hoofprints 'cross the glade...)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: This newsgroup has changed
Date: 15 Apr 92 18:33:09 GMT
Article-I.D.: mac.1992Apr15.123311.2472
Reply-To: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (Your ads here)


 writes
> Unfortunately this newsgroup has changed to the extent that I think we might 
> even need a new newsgroup. Maybe I am wrong but I thought alt.stupidity was
> for creative original pieces of stupidity (big x with little x underneath)
> and for posting articles from other serious newsgroup that are so stupid
> they are hilarious. Lately this newsgroup has become full of boring 
> cascades. Anyone who cascades this article shall find me reaching through
> the bitnet wires to throttle you!!
> ..

1.)  He may have a point there.

2.)  Cascade THAT?!?  Even I'M not THAT good...

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Subject: Re: Create-A-Limerick Cascade
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 22:44:21 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.212052.664@uwm.edu> alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson) writes:
>How about a useful cascade.  
>
>I supply the first line and the first word to the second line.  Each 
>addition adds another word to the building limerick.  As a line is finished
>it is up to the next person to start the next line AT THE LEFT MARGIN.
>
>Let's Go!!!
>
>Here's the first line and the first word of the second line.
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>Broomhilda the witch bought a cat,
Whose tits were big and fat.
She


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From: willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: This newsgroup has changed
Date: 16 Apr 92 11:01:16 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

In <1992Apr15.123311.2472@mac.cc.macalstr.edu> tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The sound of hoofprints 'cross the glade...) writes:


> writes
>> Unfortunately this newsgroup has changed to the extent that I think we might 
>> even need a new newsgroup. Maybe I am wrong but I thought alt.stupidity was
>> for creative original pieces of stupidity (big x with little x underneath)
>> and for posting articles from other serious newsgroup that are so stupid
>> they are hilarious. Lately this newsgroup has become full of boring 
>> cascades. Anyone who cascades this article shall find me reaching through
>> the bitnet wires to throttle you!!
>> ..

>1.)  He may have a point there.

>2.)  Cascade THAT?!?  Even I'M not THAT good...

You asked for it!!!



Fortunately, this stoop has rearranged the tent of the cat that sinks big
weed and poop.  Maybe sky is strong but I taught that alt.perfidy was a door
for native aboriginal species of stupidity (dig on the X with a little x
beneath) and for hosting party-cles from other querilous pews that are like
cupid and are malarious.  Stately, this gripe has come tilling and snoring
cascades.  Pennyless to the Blaskets kiss particle-mall kind see preaching
thoroughly the 2-bit choirs to bottled-stew!!

Ps.  I'm sorry, Alex, but I couldn't help it!!  The last sentence just
*cried* out to be cascaded!!	

--
As usual, JIMHO.
	  Gavin...                  Plus qu'il n'en faut.           
	  willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie                                      
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1393 alt.religion.kibology:1498 alt.exploding.kibo:107 alt.tasteless:4326
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 6 Apr 92 22:25:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: nsisrv.1992Apr6.222549.22016
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923

In article <11995@ns-mx.uiowa.edu> dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>Elvis can slide.
>>Elvis can glide.
>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
Elvis likes to fold red hide.

>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
From: mccla_d@aethelbehrt.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Subject: RE: A slight problem...la, la, la...
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA
Distribution: alt.stupidity
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 04:57:51 GMT


Nope, sorry, it's not stooopid. Try again.
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1598 talk.bizarre:11351 alt.whine:324
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: ARRRRE WHATTTT!!!!!!!! 
From: nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 14 Apr 92 13:15:34 +0900
Reply-To: nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Distribution: world
Organization: Computer Science, NTU
Keywords: Unknown 


  OH COME ON!!!.....MY XYZ CO. SUBMISSION COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
THAT BAD. I THOUGHT HELP WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO CONTRIBUTE TO "BLOW IT IN".



JsNO BAR-NUNN:

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   I LUSS SHALL RETURN
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: sgcclmj@citec.oz.au (Liz Jones)
Subject: Re: La, la, la...and LA!
Organization: hmmmmmmm
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 06:34:10 GMT

klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
: In article <1992Apr6.160201.29936@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
: >In article <1992Apr6.013450.23157@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu> ptgarvin@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu (PTed Garvin) writes:
: >>markd@visix.com (Mark Dalrymple) writes:
: >>
: >>>In article <1992Mar31.171615.10804@pony.Ingres.COM> reb@Ingres.COM (Phydeaux) writes:
: >>>>In article <1992Mar30.094344.9238@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu> zack@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dr. Dave Zatz) writes:
: >>>>>Am I the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts quite annonying?
: >>>>No you are not the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts annoying!
: >>>Who are the only ones who find these `La La La' posts quite annoying?
: >>Where are the only ones who find these 'La La La' posts quite annoying?
: >There are the only ones who find these `La La La` posts a might bit annoying.
: 
: But who are the ones who find these `La La La and LA!` posts a bit annoying?

me.  i do.

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology
From: gupw@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (Paul Wagland)
Subject: Re: HLP!
Organization: University of Western Australia
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 00:26:52 GMT

CMH114@psuvm.psu.edu writes:

>I hav bn prforming som mildly dangrous xprimnts, and I hav discovrd a alarming
>fact:

>   TALK.BIZARR CAUSS BRAIN DAMAGE!

>Look at m, for instance. I onc could spll. I had a lif(of sorts). I could writ
>things, and thy soundd smi-intllgnt! Now look at m! I writ drivl. My pros is
>lam and lipid. I startd work on my Japans History papr, and all I got was this
>mindlss, puling, trivial trash. I swar, my IQ has to hav gon down 30 points in
>th last wk alon. To tll th truth, I think things ar gting wors. Popl look over
>my shouldr and laugh. for no rason. I'm gtting paranoid, I don't know what thy
>ar laughing at. Has it gon to th point whr I am no longr abl to rcogniz th
>signs of dcay?

des tht men yu ca't spll?  Whts wong?  Lks pfectly nrml to me....

ahhhgggggggyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

des tht man m isne??

HLP!!!  PLS HLP MI!!!!!

pal - athr f nthng
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Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1437 alt.exploding.kibo:132 alt.religion.kibology:1540 alt.tasteless:4437
From: welsh@odin.ncssm.edu (Matt Welsh)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 8 Apr 92 20:29:26 GMT
Organization: NC School of Science & Math, Durham, NC

In article <1992Apr6.160600.277@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>In article <no2His9j6@cs.psu.edu> dsbarr@cs.psu.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>Elvis can slide.
>Elvis can glide.
Elvis, try my lox-and-tomato gum pie!

That's s00per.

>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
-- 
Matt Welsh  internet:welsh@odin.ncssm.edu   thursdays:welshm@dg-rtp.dg.com
  "I'm sorry, Dave. I just can't do that."
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: rkoo1@descartes.waterloo.edu (Arf)
Subject: Re: Toilet paper
Organization: University of Waterloo
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 19:38:20 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.193618.5172@descartes.waterloo.edu> rkoo1@descartes.waterloo.edu (Arf) writes:
>In article <1992Apr16.193348.4755@descartes.waterloo.edu> rkoo1@descartes.uwaterloo.ca (Arf) writes:
>>Can someone tell me what this stupid newsgroup is for????
>>
>>-- 
>>    ()  ()                         | I'm not responsible for anything I say!!
>>     (..)                          | Arf! Arf! Bagels and muffins! Arf!
>>     =()=  _*   - Squeak!          |
>>     (vv)_/                        | rkoo1@descartes.waterloo.edu
>
>
>Yeah! Tell me too! What is this newsgroup for?????
>
>
>-- 
>    ()  ()                         | I'm not responsible for anything I say!!
>     (..)                          | Arf! Arf! Bagels and muffins! Arf!
>     =()=  _*   - Squeak!          |
>     (vv)_/                        | rkoo1@descartes.waterloo.edu


What are you stupid? Can you see it's for posting dumb things? (like this)
Geez... some people!


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    ()  ()                         | I'm not responsible for anything I say!!
     (..)                          | Arf! Arf! Bagels and muffins! Arf!
     =()=  _*   - Squeak!          |
     (vv)_/                        | rkoo1@descartes.waterloo.edu
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1446 rec.music.misc:13827 alt.religion.kibology:1550 alt.exploding.kibo:137 alt.tasteless:4460
From: jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu (JJ)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.music.misc,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 9 Apr 92 02:02:32 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1992Apr7.224427.2268@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>In article <1992Apr6.222549.22016@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>In article <11995@ns-mx.uiowa.edu> dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>>>Elvis can slide.
>>>>Elvis can glide.
>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
>Elvis liked the old red light district.
Elvis bites his mom and dies.
>>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
-- 
-=-=-=-=-= Jim Jurista -=- INTERNET:  jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu -=-=-=-=-
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1448 alt.religion.kibology:1551 alt.exploding.kibo:138 alt.slack:1369
From: roy%cybrspc@cs.umn.edu (Roy M. Silvernail)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.slack
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 9 Apr 92 05:14:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: cybrspc.D37XiB1w165w
Organization: Villa CyberSpace, Minneapolis, MN

bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:

>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside.
>>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>>>>Elvis can slide.
>>>>>Elvis can glide.
>>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>>>Elvis isnt at all green.
>>Elvis is really upset about newsreaders that defaul to local.
>Elvis needs boats . . .
Elvis has gone to visit alt.slack . . . .
>>>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word
THE ETHEREAL FOOLE..... the fuckup SHALL have 'froP from the first nerd
--
Roy M. Silvernail --  roy%cybrspc@cs.umn.edu - OR-  cybrspc!roy@cs.umn.edu
  perl -e '$x = 1/20; print "Just my \$$x! (adjusted for inflation)\n"'
          "Does that not fit in with your plans?"
                      -- Mr Wiggen, of Ironside and Malone (Monty Python)
From: ljung@cae.wisc.edu (David Ljung)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: This newsgroup has changed
Keywords: stupidity,nihilism,originality
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:56:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: doug.1992Apr14.115627.25173
Organization: Spawning Cow! Productions

In article <1992Apr14.154040.17965@maccs.dcss.mcmaster.ca> bunker@physun.physics.mcmaster.ca (Alex Bunker) writes:
>Unfortunately this newsgroup has changed to the extent that I think we might 
>even need a new newsgroup. Maybe I am wrong but I thought alt.stupidity was
>for creative original pieces of stupidity (big x with little x underneath)
>and for posting articles from other serious newsgroup that are so stupid
>they are hilarious. Lately this newsgroup has become full of boring 

Yeah, its just not funny no more no more.

Then again, lots of people think alt.stupidity isn't funny on other
newsgroups, so we came here.  However, I don't think any
of the cascaders will go for it, because if there was an
alt.cascade.from.hell then I think they know that no-one
would read it.  Regardless - drivel, and well-thought out
stupidity (?) are entirely different things.


....


OH SHIT!

I WAS JUST BEING INTELLIGIBLE!  MOM'LL KILL ME!!!!

UH...  UH..

IT WASN'T ME.  YEAH, THATS IT, SOMEONE ELSE GOT ON MY
ACCOUNT AND STARTED POSTING THIS AND I CAUGHT THEM AND
I AM TOO STOOPID TO STOP IT AND AND UMM..

SEE, I AM UNINTELLIGIBE:




bryzzy wang foo floppy zoom pow!

(and a hippercanarious too!)


Thanks,


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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dsbarr@modula.cs.psu.edu (Dave Barr)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Reply-To: dsbarr@cs.psu.edu
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 14:05:31 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>Elvis has five brides.
>Elvis can't hide.
Pelvis can slide.
-- 
Dave Barr            | "The Moral Majority" is neither.
dsbarr@cs.psu.edu    | 
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: cnhasan@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Nirmal Hasan)
Subject: Re: Create-A-Limerick Cascade
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 22:26:40 GMT

In <1992Apr10.212052.664@uwm.edu> alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson) writes:

>How about a useful cascade.  

>I supply the first line and the first word to the second line.  Each 
>addition adds another word to the building limerick.  As a line is finished
>it is up to the next person to start the next line AT THE LEFT MARGIN.

>Let's Go!!!

>Here's the first line and the first word of the second line.
 And here is all the words of the second line



PS: You sure have a funny .sig!!!

>-----------------------------------------------------------------------

>Broomhilda the witch bought a cat,
>Whose 
>-- 
> ___________/ Alan S. Olson  UW-Milwaukee Chemistry Department \______________
>/     e-mail to alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu  OR  alan@alchemy.chem.uwm.edu      \
>|          Want some good music?  Check out Milwaukee's own BoDeans           |
>+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+


Nirmal()
From: ljung@cae.wisc.edu (David Ljung)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: WHAT?!
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:26:36 GMT
Article-I.D.: doug.1992Apr6.132637.12622
Organization: Spawning Cow! Productions

In article <5APR199212303505@phobos.ucc.umass.edu> shmueli@student.umass.edu writes:
>Can someone please expalain to me how come good computing resources
>are wasted on this stupid newsgroop?


You're joking, aren't you?


You are joking, right...


...


Well, aren't you?


Hmmm...


Maybe you're not joking..


I seem to be wasting bandwidth and GOOD COMPUTING RESOURCES pondering
whether he is joking or not - quite possibly his GOOD COMPUTING
RESOURCES.  


yes, but I wonder how good they really are...


I mean, define "good."

Is the definition for "good" universal, or does it have a different
application towards COMPUTING RESOURCES?

All these questions, and class started 5 minutes ago...

Bye.

----

No time to type in ":r $HOME/sig" to add my sig at the bottom of 
this posting.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: rkoo1@descartes.waterloo.edu (Arf)
Subject: Re: Toilet paper
Organization: University of Waterloo
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 19:36:18 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.193348.4755@descartes.waterloo.edu> rkoo1@descartes.uwaterloo.ca (Arf) writes:
>Can someone tell me what this stupid newsgroup is for????
>
>-- 
>    ()  ()                         | I'm not responsible for anything I say!!
>     (..)                          | Arf! Arf! Bagels and muffins! Arf!
>     =()=  _*   - Squeak!          |
>     (vv)_/                        | rkoo1@descartes.waterloo.edu


Yeah! Tell me too! What is this newsgroup for?????


-- 
    ()  ()                         | I'm not responsible for anything I say!!
     (..)                          | Arf! Arf! Bagels and muffins! Arf!
     =()=  _*   - Squeak!          |
     (vv)_/                        | rkoo1@descartes.waterloo.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: rkoo1@descartes.uwaterloo.ca (Arf)
Subject: Toilet paper
Organization: University of Waterloo
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 19:33:48 GMT

Can someone tell me what this stupid newsgroup is for????

-- 
    ()  ()                         | I'm not responsible for anything I say!!
     (..)                          | Arf! Arf! Bagels and muffins! Arf!
     =()=  _*   - Squeak!          |
     (vv)_/                        | rkoo1@descartes.waterloo.edu
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Cascade, la, la, la,
Date: 13 Apr 92 19:13:16 GMT
Article-I.D.: hellgate.1992Apr13.131316.25087
Reply-To: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

In article <4wwjpdc.rcain@netcom.com>, rcain@netcom.com (Robert Cain) writes:
|> drumm@crs.cl.msu.edu (Steve Drumm) writes:
|> : In article <wcsjc.702969488@cunews> wcsjc@alfred.carleton.ca (John Coughlin) writes:
|> : >In <1992Apr11.014745.24406@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
|> : >>Elvis died of a drug overdose.(What kind of pills were they?)
|> : >Elvis fried while comatose.
|> : Elvis died of a drug overdose. (Downers, i would imagine...)
|> Elvis was more hung than mose.

Who is this Elvis guy anyway?
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1397 alt.exploding.kibo:110 alt.religion.kibology:1501 alt.tasteless:4331
From: 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 6 Apr 92 22:53:10 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <1992Apr6.160600.277@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>In article <no2His9j6@cs.psu.edu> dsbarr@cs.psu.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>Elvis can slide.
>Elvis can glide.
"Elvis" parcels fly.

Mitch.
From: ckohler@arghouse.UUCP (chris)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: add to the problem
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:22:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: arghouse.5R81iB1w164w
Organization: The Listening Post

>Elvis is snide
Elvis holds back the tide.

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Opinions expressed are those of ckohler@arghouse.uucp.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Aegis)
Subject: Re: Call For Formation Of New Newsgroup
Organization: DUBL-D Enterprises, Inc.
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 04:50:52 GMT

Quoth Ernst Tamm:
>	 HOLD ON A SECOND ! I DO AGREE THAT THE LATEST FAD, CASCADING,
>	 DOES DESERVE ITS OWN GROUP, BUT YOUR REASONS FOR IT ARE WARPED.
>	 TO SAY THAT CASCADING DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS GROUP IS STUPIDITY
>	 IN ITSELF, SO IN THAT SENSE, EVEN YOUR ARTICLE FITS IN......
>	 ANYHOW, CASCADING IS PURE UNADULTERATED STUPIDITY, AND FITS IN
>	 VERY WELL WITH THE REST OF THE GARBAGE. SO, LET'S GIVE CASCADING
>	 ITS OWN GROUP BECAUSE IT IS FUN AND DESERVES IT, NOT BECAUSE IT IS
>	 A PAIN IN THE ASS AND ISN'T APPROPRIATE.
>
>						      -ERNIE

REPENT, REPENT, REPENT!!!  SENSE YOU MADE!!!  THAT YOU CAN'T DO!!!
AT ONCE MUST YOUR APOLOGY BE MADE!!  GO NOW, BE GONE WITH YE!!!
TO STUDY ALL THINGS STOOPID YOU MUST GO!  FORTH YOU MUST GO, THE
GREAT ALUMINUM CAN YOU MUST BEG FORGIVNESS OF!!  IN A PUMPKIN PATCH
YOU MUST WAIT!!!  ELVIS SHALL BE YOUR GUIDE!!!  FORTH I BID YOU GO,
RETURN NOT UNTIL YOU ARE ONE WITH STOOPIDITY!!!  SIBLING sub MALE
OF GREATER CHRONOLOGICAL STATURE SHALL OBSERVE!!!

I hope this helped . . .
			--Aegis

-- 
I have a basket hanging in my room, just thought I'd tell you . . .
I'll think what I damn well please, you certainly get away with it!!
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From: v115qha3@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Donald R Miller)
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Subject: blah
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Date: 8 Apr 92 00:50:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
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