From: slzw0@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: soc.culture.taiwan
Subject: Re: a joke, just a joke
Date: 3 Sep 92 14:41:17 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

eaeu154@orion.oac.uci.edu (Jeremy Ho ) wrotes:

>From: eaeu154@orion.oac.uci.edu (Jeremy Ho)
>Date: 1 Sep 92 05:35:24 GMT
>>
>>>>If you are a Korean, please replace Hyundai with Feeling 101.
>>>>One of my American friends told me this joke:
>>>>One day a police arrested a driver and accused him of intending
>>>>to murder because of overspeeding to 160 mph. The murderous tool
>>>>is a Hyundai Excel.
>>
>>   Later, the policeman found that his speed gun was made in Taiwan.
>>
>>>>In adjudgement, a Hyundai technician was called to test the car.
>>>>At last the driver was announced innocent, because that technician
>>>>said, "It's impossible for a Hyundai to run that fast."
>>>>I'm certain that this joke came from Rodney King trial.
>>>>In my best recollection, the guy from Hyundai Motor America said
>>>>maximum reading of that model speedometer is 120 mph.
>>
>>  Especially, Hyundai mechanics designed the car for safety. They
>>  considered that it is smart idea not to exceed over 120mph.
>>  so, no matter you are drunken or crazy, Hyundai Excel will limit
>>  your speed to save your life.
>>
>>  On the other hand, if you see American cars, most of those have
>>  only 85mph scale speedometer.  The reason is,  American mechanics
>>  considered that those who drive over 85mph are crazy enough to die.
>>  Therefore, if you get crazy, your American car will get crazy too.
>>  But Hyundai Excel doesn't.
>>
>>  Yes !  Hyndai !!
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>   Ha ha ha ha, you are SO funny!

>>
>>>>Just a joke, don't take it serious.
>>
>>  Korea has already three major car-making company and another one has
>>  just started.  For taiwan, it was turned out to be impossible to build
>>  a car  they had to ride motorcycle.  That is why there are many
>>  motorcycles in Taiwan.

>   As matter of fact, Taiwan manufactures automobiles for Ford. Those
>   automobiles are for export to Canada.

     Oh really ?  I am sure that you are still joking because
     I don't believe Ford makes any toy cars.

>   And, please, about that motorcycle part, do some research, please.
>   And, as a comparison, is it true that you guys don't know how to
>   make ceremic utencils that you have to steel ones?
            ^        ^                     ^^^^^^^^^^
     Taiwanese love to correct spells according to my
     observation in this group.  Since correcting spells and
     grammar stuffs are not in my profession, please ask your
     friends help you out (It's no big deal to make mistakes)
     By the way, you need further research to understand Korean
     ceramic Technology.

>>  Additionally, do you know few other American cars are made in Korea ?

>   No, is it another joke of yours?

     Figure it out by yourself if you are smart.

>>  You can find few 100% Korean made car in GM and Ford.  Even Korean made
>>  engine are easier to find in America.

>   Where? In Philadelphia?

     No, in your parking lot.

>>
>>> Hyundai Excel, nothing compare with most of american cars.
>>
>>  The American car that you want to compare with Hyundai, could be made in
>>  Korea also. Check it out before you compare.    And more, I don't think

>   Why? I wouldn't even want to check out a Korean car. And tell you the

     Then, you may have to compare between Hyundai and another
     Korean car. (100% Korean made American cars such as Festiva,
     Pontiac Le Mans etc..)  None of Koreans don't want to pay
     for your research in Korean cars (Now you get it?)

>   truth, even my Korea{ friends hates Hyundai.

     To tell you the truth, your Korean friend's father must be
     working at DAEWOO (that is a one of the Hyundi's rival
     manufacture)   That's why...  (understand ?)

>>  it is smart idea to listen to the little toy makers
    (Taiwanese) about cars.

>   Well, maybe it is smart to listen to the nation which manufactures your
>   AT&T cordless phone, those parts in commercial airliners, the PC main
>   boards, and perheps the clothes you are wearing. By the way, you might
>   find "Made in Taiwan" inscribed on your PC parts.

     Sorry, my PC does not have any Taiwan made parts (It is
     Hyundai 386) I admit that Taiwanese PC board is popular today
     even in Korea. The only reason is, PRICE not quality. nevertheless,
     please take a look at the parts carefully on the Taiwanese PC board.
     How many parts are made in Taiwanese ?   CPU must be USA or Japan.
     Rams are either Korea or Japan. VGA chips are mostly Korea or Japan.
     Floppy and Hard drives are mostly Japan etc.  Oh, by the way, my
     keyboard is made in Taiwan and need##to*!be fixed &%sooner or&later.
                                        ^^  ^^         ^^         ^
     Anyway, we cheer you guys effort to make such a little  stuffs
     while we are building  Fighter Air planes, ships, rockets and many
     other heavy equipments.



C.S. Park


>>
>>C.S. Park

> You are a Korean. So? Big deal! I am TAIWANESE!!!
                           ^^^^^^^^^^
                         Therefore, less deal ?
                         Is that what you want to say ?

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