HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: andy hart 'farewell' contest
Date: 5 Jan 93 22:57:50 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr) writes:
>how many times had andy hard bid his farewells to
>alt.flame in the past few months,
>
>and then posted again bidding yet another farewell.

Oh boy!  A contest!  I love contests.
I'll give you all a hint: 
    it's the same number as keegan's IQ.

Another hint:
    The japanese had a fighter plane called ____ back in WW II.

Perhaps archive-boy here will dig through his sacks of old news postings to
provide examples of these "farewells".

-- Andy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Jorn: typical scandinavian asshole
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 21:28:15 GMT

 martin@world.std.com (Martin Jerkyaoff Hannigan) writes:
 mbrownel@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca (Mark Brownnose) spews:
>>Robert C. writes...
>>
>>>....and gunnar, please list below all the contributions that
>>>scandinavia has given the world:
>>
>>
>
>Scandanavia gave us assholes like Jorn on the net. Withot Scandanavian
>assholes like Jorn, killfiles wouldn't exist.


horseshit! killfiles were invented in response to the psu.edu site
being created.

"If it sounds like psu.edu, if it looks like psu.edu, and it smells
like psu.edu, then dont step in it, cause it probably IS psu.edu"

-anonymous person on rec.music.gdead

i mean, psu has more assholes on alt.flame alone than scandanavia has
on the whole net....most scandanavians are too stupid or too busy doing
the pack animals to use the net anyway.
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: FLAME - SUBJECT TURNS TO FNALA.FNAL.FINALLY.FINISHED
Date: 5 Jan 93 05:40:59 GMT
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA

In article <1306@dsbc.icl.co.uk> Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk> writes:
>In article <C091Kp.2M6@world.std.com> martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan) writes:
>> victor.volkman@hal9k.ann-arbor.mi.us (Victor Volkman)  writes:
>> 
>> >flame on
>> 
>> I can tell by your post you are a klingon. 
>>
>Don't talk to Michelle about Klingons, he spends all day cleaning them
>off his toilets.


Michelle? Hmm. I thought of it too when i used that word. I'm sure he
doesn't know what it means though. Probabaly reads it as some Christopher
Columbus Day Activity or the like. Now speak of Tidy Bowl and he has no
comprehension problems there. In fact, I will begin referring to him,
maybe, as Captain Tidy.
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: How the heck...what the heck?
Date: Wed, 06 Jan 1993 11:31:31 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <1993Jan5.095138.1@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu>, cvafy006@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu writes:

> 	Let me get this straight...

Oh look, another confused twonk on the highway of the net.  "Get
out of the fast lane, you slowbie!"

<fx Honk Honk!>

> even though this is alt.flame, there are rules restricting the
> ways you can flame?

You mean that you weren't aware?  There are rules concerning the
minimum amount of relevance, the maximum amount of slander, the
mindlessness quotiant of a viable target, the long-windedness of
a post, the anti-control-freak component, and the secret cabal
ingrediant that only the few will ever have to worry about.

> So if I type something and someone responds with "F*** You"
> they can be kicked off of the net if I forward his/her posting to
> the sysadmin???

If people get pissed off with what you write in just alt.flame,
then they are the victims of a reality inversion.  If you believe
in such things, then it might be appropriate for you to worry.

As it stands, you should just worry without cause, because there
is nothing about your message that warrants anything other than
the sincerest amount of disgust at your imbecilic farcical self.

> 	Also, HOW does a person get kicked off of the net?  On my account, to
> access the news I just type "NNEWS" to get in. 

Golly, do tell us more. 

No, let me save you the effort.

"When Daniel wakes up, he gets out of bed!"

"When Daniel takes a leak he uses his poor excuse for a dick."

"When Daniel breaths, he uses his lungs."

"When Daniel wants to tell 44,000 net.readers that he is an utter
fuckchop, he writes banalities into alt.flame, and sits back to
await the unfortunate responses to his torpid git-like vomitus."

> 	Let me know how this works...you can flame me for the first paragraph
> but the second paragraph is truly a question to which I would like a
> straightforward answer (please).

Well, gee, thanks for telling everyone when and where they can
flame you, and why, and how to invoke the news program to be able
to read the news in first place. Perhaps you ought to explain to
people how to open doors, or how to walk and chew gum!

> 						Wanks in advance,
> 						Daniel Rouse, Jr.
> 						Fuckhead, Computer Engineering

Daniel Rouse Snr is a wanker too.

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: Kindergarten flamer can't flame...ditto for you too!
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 11:50:24 GMT

Daniel Rouse, Jr. (cvafy006@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu) wrote:

<usual 10 MB of quotes deleted>

: talent.  I think I just flamed you to pieces because you're the only one on
: alt.flame who hides under an anonymous user name.  I challenge you to flame
: anyone...me, or, if you prefer, someone else, but you must POST YOUR NAME!!!

It is with great grief I hereby inform you about the fact that you actually
did not succeed in "flaming him to pieces". And for the sake of all those 
involved, if you wish to continue posting here, leave out the irrelevant 
quotes, the old .sigs and your own twaddle as well as your own "real name". 
Thank you, dear sir. Now perhaps you could be so kind as to f*** off with
your not-for-fun-so-called-flames.

/Par
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: FLAME (I PISS ON PHILADELPHIA)
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 05:48:10 GMT

In article <4JAN199318063528@vill.edu> 187701458@vill.edu writes:
>In article <1306@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk> writes...
>>In article <C091Kp.2M6@world.std.com> martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan) writes:
>>> victor.volkman@hal9k.ann-arbor.mi.us (Victor Volkman)  writes:
>>> 
>>> >flame on
>>> 
>>> I can tell by your post you are a klingon. 
>>>
>>Don't talk to Michelle about Klingons, he spends all day cleaning them
>>off his toilets.
>> 
> Stupid Sig deleted
>
>
>	Give it up, Kevin, old chap. Michele has departed from alt.flame. He 
>did have a lot of kind words for you but that's about it. So go back to
Shows how much you know loser boy. Michele is watching us helplessly as he
is spanked of the net by his (hahahaha) employer. Top Scientist? (A
million haha's) Top Shithead!
 
>what you do best, blow spit bubbles and walk around mumbling to yourself.
>1993 hasn't done you any good, has it, prickhole? You have once again 
>responded to a lame spark and lo and behold you even missed understanding 
>the Klingon bit. Hahahahaahahaaha. You are a joke, Kevin.

Yo. Jagpeep or whatever the fuck it is. Go back to Pakistan and play with
your little sisters pubes or run from Saddam Hussein or whatever you
weirdos do. Please, go away. 


BTW: The Eagles Suck.

 > >
>			Jagdeep Sahni
>			A Hard Hitting, Trash Talking Philadelphia Eagles Fan
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Re: Did They Get Michele? UPDATE - WOP HAS BEEN CAPTURED
Date: 6 Jan 93 17:42:45 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates) writes:
>However, Michele and I are thinking of a way to post his comments...
>
>He can still read the posts...  he can forward his replies to me and 
>I can retype them..  


You're kidding, right?  Why would you need to "retype" them if he's 
already sent them to you via email?     

All in all, alot of trouble to go to just so that Wailing Walsh won't 
wander around alt.flame babbling to himself.

-- Andy
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 18:28:22 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Stats for alt.flame: December 1992 (MORE TWISTED BULLSHIT)
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

From: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Jim)
>In article 16060056@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com, tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony
Zugates) gibbers:

>>Yes, I agree. Idiot, go to read what *original* means (not
>>on the dictionary, but on the statistics post) and you'll
>>discover that what you called crap, was the quoted text!
>>Your posts, too.
>
>Yeah true, but *I* wasn't shooting my mouth off
>about being *top* poster, unlike
>your egocentric babblings.  That was the point,
>you cancerous cyst!
<cont>
all disclaimers apply
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Scotland
Date: 4 Jan 93 21:45:45 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


ALT.FLAME is pretty devoid of anything now, so i figured id have to
shop around other froups for people to abuse, as none of the alt.flame
regulars have been able to crawl from beneath their mossy rocks and
face the bright piercing light of 1993.

and the winner is...REC.CRAFTS.TEXTILES

 gts@po.CWRU.Edu (Grace T. Soule) writes:
>
>I am going to Scotland this summer and REALLY want to come back
>with a lot of yarn.


Well, thats REALLY nice to know, asshole. Be forewarned, tho; importation
of yarn is a federal felony punishable by up to ten years in prison.

and dont think you will get away with it, cause i know im gonna be on
your jury, and im gonna send your ass up the river where it belongs. No
more will you spend idle days asking the net about your fairy little hobbies
like sewing; instead, you will have a cell mate with a pierced penis and
a big grudge. HA HA HA HA i have already informed the DEA of your plans;
see ya in court......
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.religion.scientology,alt.alien.visitors,talk.bizarre
From: dagbrown@napier.uwaterloo.ca (Dave Brown)
Subject: Re: HAY U GUYS R ALL LUZERZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 02:42:58 GMT

In article <1it8l9INNr1c@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>M0NTEY PYTH0N SUX CUZ IT D0ESNT MAKE ANY SENSE ????/ U D00DZ SHULD GET A LIFE !!!!!!!1
>
>Is it that time of the month again?
>Once a month we get one of these...*sigh*
>Talk about getting a life...
>Plus, I don't listen to anyone who types in all caps and has no "O" key...
>
>>BTW BY THE WAY ADAM WEST HAS A NEW TV SERIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Joy. Tell it to alt.fan.adam.west or summat...
>I'm sure *they* would care.
>
>Ratboy aka WH0 THE HELL *IS* THIS L00ZER, ANYWAY?
>
Look, guys, I just caught me a frosh!  Mail the man a Jargon file!

-- 
Dave Brown
dagbrown@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca
Phone: (519) 747-5413
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: How the heck...what the heck?(WOP-O-RAMA CONTINUED)
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 01:15:35 GMT

tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates, HEAD secretary) writes:

><continued>
>Yes, if you want you can send a mail to the sysadmin, you can do whatever
>you want to do. Doing so you don't go against a rule of alt.flame, you go
>against a real life rule. And in real life, there are real guns...

Unfortunately Tony AKA Lover of IT, can't distinguish between a water
pistol and a handgun. He does now his linguini though. Personally I'm sure.


 >>IMHO, if a person can't handle being flamed in ANY
>>manner (other than a death threat), he or she shouldn't post to alt.flame!

AND A hipocrite on top of being a loser. "there are guns". Implied threat.
Italians are know for hipocrosy.

>>
>IF YOU KNEW IT, WHY DID YOU ASK FOR IT?!?!? A moron, here another moron in
>alt.flame.

You should know. You are king/queen of the net.

>Hey, why don't you flame with kevin the brainless walsh? He needs
>a moron to deal with. You can speak with him about toilets, about the
>difference between arse and ass (he likes both...), about pizza and about
>... what else? Hey guys, does kevin speak about something else?
>I don't think so.

He speaks english. Thank god. Unlike you, babbling in pig latin all the
time, we can understand his flames.

 >[FLAME OFF]

I know you are, but what am I?

>>       Also, HOW does a person get kicked off of the net?

ONE WAY: Side with king/queen of the net.

>Well, it is easy. I have a big experience on this kind of bullshit.
><to be continued>

Yes. he has many big experience. He lika da salami. He lika da bologna, he
lika Kevin, he lika Martino, he lika da evrybodeee. He lika da spanking
offa da net, and his security officer lika da on him spy.

HELLO FERMILAB. BEAM HIM UP. HE HAS NO INTELLIGENT RICOTTA LEFT.
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: even more whop info
Date: 10 Jan 1993 01:01:39 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: oregano.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <16060049@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates) writes:
|<cont>
|>Note the methods used here:
|> [ methods... ]
|>(4) Summing up. At the end of your flame, re-iterate your comments in a
|>    simpler form. This allows the low-IQ contingent to understand.
|
|If you need that... Ok, I do. You are a moronic lamer,
|

Hey shit you're ANOTHER of those dumb-as-a-fart posters without an ounce of 
originality!

When the master posts advice on how to flame, you predictably try to use it to 
flame the master himself - and you _still_ come up with a crap, lame flame.
Yeh that's right - you can't flame THE GREAT NAME even WITH HIS HELP!!

Fuck a banana - you're so crap it's funny!

FUCK OFF AND DIE WOP!

~THE GREAT NAME

-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.)
Subject: Re: talk about projecting - project your FUCKING ARSE!
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 15:56:32 GMT

maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) repeats a
newbie follow-up twice in the same post.

and types much of it in uppercase.

using bigtime flamewords like "BARF."

why do kiddies like this always stumble across
alt.flame?
From: Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: FLAME
Date: 4 Jan 93 11:26:06 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <C091Kp.2M6@world.std.com> martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan) writes:
> victor.volkman@hal9k.ann-arbor.mi.us (Victor Volkman)  writes:
> 
> >flame on
> 
> I can tell by your post you are a klingon. 
>
Don't talk to Michelle about Klingons, he spends all day cleaning them
off his toilets.

-- 
   _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     Professor Kevin Walsh
 _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
From: cress@sportster.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Annoying Part IV
Date: 12 Jan 1993 13:02:46 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sportster.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <jorngh.259.726830233@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
>annoying

incredibly
From: theodore-michael@yale.edu (Dr. Disorder)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see?
Date: 6 Jan 1993 23:36:45 -0500
Organization: Yale University Science & Engineering UNIX(tm), New Haven, CT 06520-2158
NNTP-Posting-Host: minerva.cis.yale.edu
Keywords: Keyboard, left, unattended

In article <1993Jan6.225615.2127@noao.edu> jdavis@bordeaux.kpno.noao.edu (Jim Davis) writes:
>In article <sehari.726196982@du139-206.cc.iastate.edu> sehari@iastate.edu
>(Babak Sehari) writes (to about a BAZILLION news groups):
>
>>---
>>
>>What type of new innovation, software or products do you want to be
>>introduced to the market place.  No answer is stupid.  The things
>>that might be unachievable to you, might be very easy to produce
>>by others.  You could become part of history by initiating the process of
>>innovation.
>>
>>Send your answers, along with it's possible applications to me via
>>Email.  We might be able to produce things that you might never thought
>>possible, for you. My Email Address is sehari@iastate.edu.
>
>550 sehari@iastate.edu... User unknown
>
>>
>>Thank you.
>>
>>                       With highest regards,
>>                            Babak   Sehari.

I've always had a desire to design this sofware package, but whenever
I'd start to sit down and work on it, I'd say to myself, "Naw, that's just
not possible (for me at least). I'll just have to wait for someone of
superior intelligence to come along". Well, amazing grace, Babak my saviour,
you've finally shown up. Now get this - how about a program that allows the
user to back up to the disk drive, shit like crazy, have all the shit sucked
onto the hard drive (where the useless bits of hair and other untidy things
are properly filtered out), and then squirted back out a serial port and over
the net, where it can then be pumped directly into the minds of people 
who post stupid shit to the whole net, in the hopes that this will discourage
further activity of this variety.
			With somewhat lower regards,
				Michael


-- 
Practice random acts of randomness.........
		theodore-michael@cs.yale.edu
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:12:22 GMT
Subject: Re: Little kid postings get appropriate treatment.
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

you better not mess with danny, boys..he had a karate sensei...
what a load of highschool crap.. were you a cheerleader too, danny?
did you do all the boys after the game?  tell us about your 
bottle cap collection....you dufuss.....


Nothing personal, danny



Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Subject: Re: Like Weeds in Winter
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 15:41:53 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX
Keywords: bite me, archive-boy.


>andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>|>Well, this alt.flame stuff was just a passing fad anyway.  

In article <1993Jan4.210936.10179@crd.ge.com> keegan@crd.ge.com writes:
>no surprise.

[since it was apparent that I, unlike you, possess a life outside of alt.flame]

>goodbye andy.

  Bye, Jimmy me lad.  Have fun pawing through your archives.


-- Andy
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Is that REALLY Michele?
Date: 6 Jan 93 21:39:27 +0000
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1993Jan6.213317.16244@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester) writes:
> In article <1993Jan6.195707.26778@nrtpa038.bnr.ca> Sparky writes:
>>Could this "dallagata" person be a false Michele? 
>>You know, like fake vomit or rubber dog shit?
>>--Sparky
> 
> 
>      In truth, Michele was the prototype for the first Italian fuck doll.
>      The production model comes with an audio cassette replete with
>      phrases such as:
> 
>                      "Pleaza, flama my hot'ta assa!"
>                      "I'ma gonna giva you summa gooda heada."
>                      "MA-ma mia!  Dat's-ah summa spicey-a-sperma!"
>                      "Datta tasta justa likea provolone."

I know that the english is not my first language, and so I don't write it 
very good, but what is that crap?!? I did not understand any word but 
"provolone"...

>                      
>      Needless to say, it didn't sell well at all.  Most of it's phrases
>      were unintelligible, not to mention the unexplained presence of a
>      certain fecal smell about it.  

I smell good, asshole. I use italian cologne after every daily shower.
What about you, piece of shit?
> 
>      Uncle Fester
> 
> --
>            :     What God Wants      :  God wants gigolos          :
>            :        God gets         :  God wants giraffes         :
>            :     God help us all     :  God wants politics         :
>            : *thester@nyx.cs.du.edu* :  God wants a good laugh     :

If God wants a good laugh, you're going to go to the hell...

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Jim)
Subject: Re: Re: Stats for alt.flame: December 1992
 
Organization: Ericsson
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 09:38:42 GMT

In article 1337@dsbc.icl.co.uk, Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk> () whines:
>[Pointless preamble deleted]
>
>Anyway, I think I've been misquoted.  I actually said "stitch that," I don't
>ever recall posting "top that!"  You really ought to read the posts before
>coming to the conclusion that you're better than every other poster.

You are correct, you did say "stitch that".  But you've misquoted me, I
never said I was better than any other poster.  Perhaps *YOU* ought to read
posts better too!

>
>Shit, what did you ever post anyway?  I don't remember seeing your name
>on any posts.  I remember some geek from ericsson.se but was that you
>or was the poster a geek because he was taking flaming lessons from you.
>Maybe you were taking flaming lessons from him, maybe you two were
>bum chums all along.

If you weren't so busy trying to frighten Michele into taking your cancerous
cock up his ass you might have notice that I'd been around for a few
months now.  Get your head out of your ass and squint into the real world,
perhaps you'll learn something.

Jim.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Annoying Part III
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 09:16:47 GMT

is
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: Sparky
Subject: Michele's Personal Secretary
Summary: Michele's Personal Secretary
Keywords: lapdog, gopher, ass-licker, idolatry
Organization: None
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 21:25:53 GMT

In article <16060024@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony
Zugates) writes:
>I will get michele's replys and retype them...  

Fine.  Michele now has a HEAD secretary.  Fritter your hours
away as you see fit. When re-type Michele's drivel, will
you edit his post or leave them in tact?
  
The ONLY amusing aspect of Michele's posts was his ignorance 
of the language.  If you really want to help the wretch, 
explain prepositions to him.

And when you remove his pimply cock from your mouth long
enough to catch your breath, tell him we said 
"BWAHAHAHHAAAAAHAAAAA! YOU LOST!"
--Sparky
From: dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Dave Parry)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Fresh Walsh Shit for 1993
Date: 8 Jan 93 11:05:30 GMT
Organization: The Mountains of Madness
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Eureeka! Finally sussed it. Jagdeep and Michele were siamese arseholes
(sorry, twins) separated at birth. This explains why they both talk
such shit and have the IQ of warthog's left testicle.

Was the reunion emotional girls? Did they need to use a crowbar to
prise you apart?

I think we should be told.

Dave
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: I challenge thee, Witless
Date: 12 Jan 93 08:09:13 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College


Hey, Witty Jeff, post an original or interesting flame
regarding me in the next 24 hours and you may gain *some*
respect. Since I'm the challenger I'll let you choose the
language (no VikingTalk, please).
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