HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 02:45:46 GMT

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) explains:

>>>[... not even sigs are safe ...]
>>> 
>>>>>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>>>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>>>>>Eccles aka You can't do that - you never no where he's been.
>>>>>Michael aka The Church Police
>>>>>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting!
>>>>Chris aka we have some Ram's bladder cup if that's what you prefer. .
>>>James aka MORE BEANS!!!
>>Michael aka Now, now. You know beans are off... 
>Eccles aka BOOM!!! there goes one now.
Meetch aka Should we burn 'im, bury 'im, dump 'im or eat 'im ?
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Seriousness
Date: 25 Jul 92 20:30:24 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:
}	Yo JESTER dude,
}	I got about 5 emails from netters that agreed with me.

are they e-mail from newgroup lurkers who never postt
here anyways??????//

}	I'm in general regarded as a maniac by my friends, in a nice
}	way of course : ) and I can be VERY silly, but I DO get annoyed 
}	at multiple posts with just one or two added lines from the
}	previous post.  I can't stop you, but if you know SO much MPFC,
}	let's hear about it!!!  

yes sir..but that topic ran dry in december.....

}	'Good evening.  Tonight, on STORAGE JARS . . . '

god I hate that sketch.......

}
}	Craig (spam) Hamm
Jester (fruend) wound?
-- 
\ /  /    / /  /\
 \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_
 / \/  /   \ \/ \
 .sig is homeless...can you spare a dime??? will work for food....
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SNUGGLING BUNNIES
Date: 27 Jul 92 15:03:25 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Jul21.051830.24787@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) did say:
|
|>|}Morjens aka anyone else not content wiff my little scheme of marching up
|>|}and down the square?
|>|Jester aka it workwed for Hitler in 1938
|>Jos aka No, no, no! It's `Hilter' not `Hitler' ... ahahaah ... not me!
|Meetch aka I'll be sleeping in...
|
|>ps. The first one to say `sn*ggl*b*nn**s' will be spanked with a 
|>    smelly hanky! Be warned! Read the TWWNATS list first, before
|>    you post (TWWNATS = The Words We're Not Allowed To Say)
|pps. Does that include "NI!" ?

*owee*! *owee*! *owee*! (jumpin' up and down on one leg ...) Now look
what you've done to me! You silly twit! I hurt my leg! My beautiful, 
poor leg! Owee! Owee! Don't you ever say that word again! Yes, it's
in the list too! We're not allowed to say `NI!' Ow! Ow! Ow! Owee!
Owee! Owee!

Jos aka Everything hurts now!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s1070422@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Damien Binding)
Subject: Brian scripts- incoherant to movie?
Organization: Monash University College Gippsland, Churchill, 3842, Australia
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 04:46:19 GMT

After reading the script for BRIAN l found at the end it does not corrspond to
the end of the movie. First when Brian leaves his house chock full of people
he gets pushed out side to meet his girlfriend and thn captured by the guards.
The script says when he goes outside he meets Tim the leader of the Kamakazi
soldiers, who says he will help him. Next when on the cross the script
neglects to show his mum comming to see him?
    This is on the Australian release video. With this video it changes from
the full screen to the screen with the black lines on the top and bottom when
his girlfriend has her say.
    Any comment?
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: love........
Date: 23 Jul 92 03:25:31 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <21JUL199213574450@zeus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:


>>>>>Meetch....you were my first true love.....
>>>> 
>>>>*deep sigh*  Blub blub blub....
>>>> 
>>>>>(I'll sit on your face and tell you that I love you...)
>>>> 
>>>>Oh, please do!  You know how much I like to hear you oralise when my face
>>>>is between your thighs... :)
>>>Life will be fine if we're all 279...hold a tic...439...347...oh bugger! 
>> 
>>Dyslexic people tend to break their backs 96ing..

>Do midgets 48, instead of 96? Hmmm....

>>>>> Lisa aka with all this free love going around someone's going to
>>>>>          catch someting........
>>>> 
>>>>aah.. aaaahhh.. AAAAHH AAACHOO! *sniff*
>>>> 
>>>>>ps. Meetch....do you go?
>>>> 
>>>>I go, I come... I hang around traffic lights...
>>>So that was *you*! Thought you looked familiar. Almost didn't recognize you
>>>without the nightie...
>> 
>>ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!  Sprung!  I was hoping you wouldn't recognise me.  Yes, I'll
>>admit I was waiting for some blind person to come along so I could go:
>>'tick tick tick tick tick tick tick' and watch 'em get run over... there
>>simply aren't enough accidents so I thought I'd go out of my way to cause
>>a few...

>You shoulda just stuck yer foot out in front of a lorry or two...or one of those
>big double-decker busses...like that pepperpot in the animation. That'd do it.

I prefer medium-sized glass jars to pepperpots.

>>>>>pps. your red traffic lights make me hot......BOOM!
>>>>>(sorry I've just exploded)
>>>> 
>>>>Umm.. oh dear.  I'm VERY sorry 'bout that.  I really should learn to
>>>>not get anyone over-inflated... erm... anybody got a shovel ?
>>>> 
>>>>Meetch aka Why do they always explode at the least convenient times?
>>>Michael aka ask the Von Zepplin Brothers
>>Meetch aka Last time I asked 'em they were in tears.
>Michael aka Must 'ave been on a Tuesday. It's hard to remember their mood  
>    schedule sometimes:

>        Monday:    jumping for joy
>       Tuesday:    crying
>     Wednesday:    breaking things starting with the letter "S"
>      Thursday:    invent revolutionary new flying apparati
>        Friday:    party
>      Saturday:    visit Wicked Wanda's
>        Sunday:    off

James aka I'm afraid they'll have to be pressed into service on Sundays, as
	there are still *many* things not on top of other things.

>                             -GNR
				-I82B4U81
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Antisemitism
Date: 23 Jul 92 03:58:11 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Jul20.181146.7083@news.ysu.edu> af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) oozes:


>Hey Andrew,


>I've got your spam right here, baby.

Would that be Spam or Spam Light?

>:)

James aka Bloody Vikings!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: wibble
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 19:19:00 GMT

><stuff deleted>
> ->>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, that's what they always say .... you know, one lump of cheese
>->>>>>>>>>>>leads to another ..... I know where you've hidden your mouse suit you, you
>->>>>>>>>>>>you ...... MOUSE!
>->>>>>>>>>>>Simon aka RodentExtermination Is Us....
>->>>>>>>>>>Michael aka SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! (thump)
>->>>>>>>>>Chris aka Poor little fellow.  He never 'ad a chance.
>->>>>>>>>Michael aka shall we do 'im again? SQUEAK! oops...
>->>>>>>>Chris aka Careful where you step.  You could trod upon 'im.
>->>>>>>Meetch aka 's ok, there's plenty more where that came from.
>->>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
>->>>>Meetch aka Got any lingerie that'll fit 'im?
>->>>Michael aka Yea, I got some. We're the same size. SQUEAK! ...Dammit!
>->>James aka But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!!
>->Michael aka What's all this then? A Bill Cosby quote on a.f.m-p? Blasphemy!
>->        You, Sir, are a GIT!
>Pag aka now that is not nice.....it is ????
Michael aka Not nice? Well, YOU are a NIP!

> 
>PS they have started to advertise that luverly Spiced Ham stuff here in good ol
>    blighty (if any1 can understand the banter)
> 
>PPS I still resent being called a mouse (SQUEAK) 

PPPS I resent that albatross that keeps watching me from his perch up there next
to the sigs. Look at his eyes following me... See him lick his beak... Notice
his ever-so-sly movements toward me... Oh. Hold on. Sorry. That's the 
Spanish Inquisition. I didn't expext *them*!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: news.......
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 06:04:00 GMT

>>}>>>Lisa aka wouldn't you like to know
>>}>>Michael aka I damn sure would
>>}>mNSio kak Michael... is there any group I subscribe to that you
>>}>dont?
>>}
>>}Well, which do you subscribe to? I'm in alt.fan.monty-python (bet you didn't
>>}expect *that* one), alt.prose., alt.writing, alt.thrash, 
>>}alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy, alt.leather.panties, alt.lemon.curry, alt.spam,
>>}rec.games.cellar, alt.Lisa.cooking, alt.lupin.bandit, and, finally...
>>}of course...alt.spanish.inquisition.
> 
>>what about alt.torture.jester.on.the.rack or alt.sex.jester.gerbilling
>>or even alt.jester.is.my.hero or my persoanl favorite jester.net.god
>>a new group with a stunning readership of one...me.....
> 
>>}Michael aka also...net.sarchasm 
>>Jester aka see also net.pathological.liar
>Eccles aka Net.Jester.has.a.small.<insert>
Michael aka net.wicked.wanda.cellar...or net.twit.of.the.year.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: c9107284@cc.newcastle.edu.au (TALK ABOUT MUD FLAPS.....MY GIRLS GOT'EM)
Subject: Theres not a ferret in sight
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 02:46:00 GMT

 This place is all getting a bit silly, really. I must say that i am rather 
peeved at all this nonsense, and shall seriously think about - oh get buggered.
Why doesnt somebody just wallop every single skit, script, and useless trivia
into one file, an' then we can be forgettin bout this silly MP newsgroup anyway
Oh God, muh brain hurts..........Eeeeeeeoooooww!....you know, the only reason
I'm writing to this infernal hell-hole is cause i'm bored oot o' me skull. Hey,
anyone got a spare liver they can lend me......hooroo from the guru
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: SNUGGLING BUNNIES
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 18:48:00 GMT


>>|}Morjens aka anyone else not content wiff my little scheme of marching up
>>|}and down the square?
>>|Jester aka it workwed for Hitler in 1938
>>Jos aka No, no, no! It's `Hilter' not `Hitler' ... ahahaah ... not me!
>Meetch aka I'll be sleeping in...
Michael aka I'll be steppin' out...

>>ps. The first one to say `sn*ggl*b*nn**s' will be spanked with a 
>>    smelly hanky! Be warned! Read the TWWNATS list first, before
>>    you post (TWWNATS = The Words We're Not Allowed To Say)
>pps. Does that include "NI!" ?
ppps. What about "semprini"?

"Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."

                             -GNR
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: SNUGGLING BUNNIES
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 23:09:31 GMT

In article <27JUL199213361358@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>>>>>>>>|}Morjens aka anyone else not content wiff my little scheme of marching up
>>>>>>>>|}and down the square?
>>>>>>>>|Jester aka it workwed for Hitler in 1938
>>>>>>>>Jos aka No, no, no! It's `Hilter' not `Hitler' ... ahahaah ... not me!
>>>>>>>Meetch aka I'll be sleeping in...
>>>>>>Michael aka I'll be steppin' out...
>>>>>SIOn /-\ |C  /-\  I'll be sleeping in Bevis.
>>>>Michael akakakakakakakakakakaka I'll be dying of spam on the brain.
>>James aka Doctor, my Brain hurts. Can you take it out?
>Michael aka the machine that goes "PING!"
>
>>>>>>>>ps. The first one to say `sn*ggl*b*nn**s' will be spanked with a
>>>>>>>>    smelly hanky! Be warned! Read the TWWNATS list first, before
>>>>>>>>    you post (TWWNATS = The Words We're Not Allowed To Say)
>>>>>>>pps. Does that include "NI!" ?
>>>>>>ppps. What about "semprini"?
>>>>>pssss, Orroit you. You're nicked. Out, the lot, out. Bursting in
>>>>>       here with tales about oriental fortune tellers, out!
>>>>>       (soory... this skrypt is getting to my head)
>>>>psssss; Wot! You can't do that! Oh, maybe you can. It's a fair cop, but
>>>>        Society's to blame.
>>"It's a fair cop."-- Society
>>
>>>>>>"Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."
>>>>>>                             -GNR
>>>>>
>>>>>"Strangulation, Mutilation, Cancer of the Brain."
>>>>>                             -Slayer
>>>>
>>>>       "They won't leave me be, sucking like a leech.
>>>>        Never gonna leave, the Insane Society."
>>>>                              -Wrath
>>>
>>>"It's such a good feeling to know you're alive,
>>>It's such a happy feeling,
>>>You're growing inside. . . "
>>>-Mr. Rogers
>>               "Ding ding."
>>               -Trolley
>
>"Help! Help! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL--ICK!"
>                -woman tied to trolley tracks
>
Clackety-clack-clackety-clack-THUMP_SQUISH-clackety-clack. . .
-Trolley on Trolley tracks.
Chris aka Ole Freddy-boy's evil twin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal)
Subject: Re: SNUGGLING BUNNIES
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:36:19 GMT


>>>|}Morjens aka anyone else not content wiff my little scheme of marching up
>>>|}and down the square?
>>>|Jester aka it workwed for Hitler in 1938
>>>Jos aka No, no, no! It's `Hilter' not `Hitler' ... ahahaah ... not me!
>>Meetch aka I'll be sleeping in...
>Michael aka I'll be steppin' out...
SIOn /-\ |C  /-\  I'll be sleeping in Bevis.

>>>ps. The first one to say `sn*ggl*b*nn**s' will be spanked with a 
>>>    smelly hanky! Be warned! Read the TWWNATS list first, before
>>>    you post (TWWNATS = The Words We're Not Allowed To Say)
>>pps. Does that include "NI!" ?
>ppps. What about "semprini"?
pssss, Orroit you. You're nicked. Out, the lot, out. Bursting in
       here with tales about oriental fortune tellers, out!
       (soory... this skrypt is getting to my head)

>"Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."
>                             -GNR

"Strangulation, Mutilation, Cancer of the Brain."
			      -Slayer
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Gilliam documentary
Date: 30 Jul 92 17:20:38 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

Those of you in Australia, there is a documentary about Terry Gilliam on SBS on
3rd August.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:37:00 GMT

>[... not even sigs are safe ...]
> 
>>>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>>>Eccles aka You can't do that - you never no where he's been.
>>>Michael aka The Church Police
>>>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting!
>>Chris aka we have some Ram's bladder cup if that's what you prefer. .
>James aka MORE BEANS!!!
Michael aka Now, now. You know beans are off...
From: v368ucgd@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (TOM STEEGMANN)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Dan on Larry King
Date: 23 Jul 92 17:03:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


	I watched him last night just to get a few laughs. His style
of speaking down to everyone really annoys me. I read that the public
prefers Gore to JDQ 3 to 1, and danny boy says he isnt hurting the
ticket? Oh, please.

Tom
From: shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan Hagan)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: freezing-cold acorn
Date: 24 Jul 92 19:28:17 GMT
Distribution: world,rudy
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

danwell@IASTATE.EDU (Daniel A Ashlock) writes:

>In article <17JUL199221395862@misvax.mis.arizona.edu>,
>dfriedman@misvax.mis.arizona.edu (D R Friedman) writes:

>> 3.  Quantum Leap

>   The main character is a man who ends up dressing in womens clothes just
>because he happens to be in a woman's body.  Wait.  That sounds a little funny.
>Not like familly values though.  Oh well, it only happens occasionally.

Wait a minute!  Uncle Milty dressed up in women's clothes all the time.
So, I as long as he looks really funny and doesn't try to look like
a real woman, I guess its okay.

-- 
Susan R. Hagan (shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu) 
Publications Coordinator - User Services
Rutgers University Computing Services
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: puccio@media.mit.edu (Jim Puccio)
Subject: How about alt.fan.george-bush?
Organization: M.I.T. Media Laboratory
	<1992Jul29.053644.20892@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>
	<1992Jul29.182415.28164@athena.cs.uga.edu>
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 00:13:11 GMT

I've been thinking that probably the best way to keep everybody happy would be
to create 'alt.fan.george-bush'.  That way, there'd be a place for all those
wacky and wonderful things Fearless Leader has to say, without wading through
the morass of alt.politics.bush, and without aggravating Dan-O purists.

Whaddya think?  (I haven't examined what's involved in *doing* this, mind you,
just thought I'd put forth the idea.)

I think we could get a good headstart on a FAQ from the book "Bushisms," and,
of course, recent news ...

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|    "Would you all please shut up and sit down?"                             |
|       -- George Bush, speaking to families of Vietnam MIAs, 24-JUL-92       |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|    "I'm not the most articulate emotionalist."                              |
|       -- George Bush, on the Malta Summit with Gorbachev, 3-DEC-89          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: ejohnso@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Eric Johnson)
Subject: Re: Finish the damn elections (for the economy)!!
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 15:05:23 GMT

In <1992Jul26.150130.18401@athena.cs.uga.edu> stanton@athena.cs.uga.edu (The Demon Piperess) writes:

>Dear God it's Presidents and Veeps like this that make me just wanna go
>RUNNING to Canada as fast as my size 7 feet can take me.

Well, take it from someone who did that it's not all fun and games up
here. There's a PM who is a little left of Reagan hisself,
believes that he can ram anything down the populace's throat, and has
done so (with the direct assent of the Queen on occasion), has sat on the
fence about getting things done until they are a crisis (Meech Lake festered
for three years until he had 4-5 months left to sell the country on the
package, by which time everyone had decided it stunk) and then leaves a
mess that takes 5 royal commisions and a province threatening to secede
to get him to pay attention to. Then there's the GST, a 7% flat tax on all
goods and services in addition to the 7-11% provincial taxes (think of it,
you buy a six pack of beer for $6.00, you add nearly a buck for taxes).
Then consider that Canada gets all the same fallout from Reaganomics and
bad TV scheduling that the States do, and they can't even claim it as a
domestically produced idea!
Forget coming to Canada, consider Fiji, or Vanuatu....

-Eric "Bush-free since 1988" Johnson

-- 
_______________________________________________________________________________
	Eric Johnson	         |  Commit random acts of kindness
	ejohnso@ccu.umanitoba.ca |        	and
	BITNET:ejohnso@UOFMCC    |        senseless beauty.
From: zaccone@rigel.cs.bucknell.edu (Rick Zaccone)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Letterman's campaign slogan for the Democrats
Date: 26 Jul 92 14:05:00 GMT
Reply-To: zaccone@bucknell.edu
Organization: Bucknell University, Lewisburg, Pa.

I heard this on NPR this morning.  David Letterman suggest the
following campaign slogan for Bill Clinton and the Democrats:

    We don't have a clue, but we don't have a Quayle.

Rick Zaccone
--
zaccone@bucknell.edu

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: linley@qucis.queensu.ca (Richard Linley)
Subject: Re: Anyone see Dan on Larry King?
Organization: Computing & Information Science, Queen's University at Kingston
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 21:22:25 GMT

In article <92209.162639DTB108@psuvm.psu.edu> DTB108@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>In defense of Dan, I too saw him on Larry King Live. I thought that he was
>in the best form I have ever seen. He was articulate, unhesitating, and
>definitely well studied to answer Larry's and the caller's questions. I doubt
>that he would drop himself from the ticket, regardless of the pressuring that
>he receives from the polls or Bush's staff. To tell you the truth, I bet they
>don't want him to drop from the ticket. He has grown up these last four years,
>and the Bush admin. knows it. Granted, he has made some mistakes, but if you
>show me a politician with a perfect record, I'll show you someone who is not
>a politician.

Well, I guess this answers the question, "Does Danny's Mom have an e-mail
address?"

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: toj8j@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (T.S. Eliot)
Subject: Re: Oh, Danny Boy
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 12:07:03 GMT

In article <PUCCIO.92Jul22172929@media-lab.media.mit.edu> puccio@media.mit.edu (Jim Puccio) writes:
>I don't normally read the Boston Herald, but yesterday's cover was so
>hilarious, I had to pick up a copy.  I'll do my best to share the mirth with
>the rest of you.  The temptation is to quote the whole article, but for
>copyright's sake, herewith follow only selected portions.  If you want the
>whole thing, buy a copy.
>
> <stuff deleted>
>Sidebar:
>
>+--------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>|                                                                          |
>| Dan Quayle's greatest hits:                                              |
>|                                                                          |
>|  (true Quayleisms deleted)
>| * 'For NASA, space is still a high priority.'                            |
>|       -- September 1990                                                  |

Hey, considering (1) the politicalization of NASA since Danny-boy got Richard
Truly axed; (2) the current funding status of the various space projects
(ie shrinking); (3) the fact that most of the aeronautics industry think
NASA's sole job is to be their R&D branch -- I'm not so much amused as I
am reassured by that little dropping.  For now, anyway.

--tim jarrett (toj8j@fermi.clas.virginia.edu)
From: v070qg5d@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Eric M Chmiel)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Arsenio on Dan
Date: 22 Jul 92 05:57:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


   Tonight on Arsenio, Mr. Hall pointed out in his monologue a quote that
appeared in the current issue of Newsweek attributed to our pal Dan.  In the
quote, Quayle was trying to woo Perot supporters by bashing the Democratically
controlled Congress, and asking Ross's supporters help to elect new members to
Congress.  Quale then added, "We have to do more than just elect a new 
president if we truly want to change this country," (sic).  This incredibly
pinheaded statement caused Arsenio to wonder, "Do you think Dan Quayle secretly 
works for Bill Clinton?"
    Indeed...

****************************************************  "Bowling isn't a sport,
Eric M. Chmiel**************************************   it's a disease."
****************************************************       -Gov. Jerry Brown
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle