HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: glenn@moeng2.morgan.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: things are looking up
Date: 3 Sep 1992 11:46:46 -0500
Organization: The Space-Time Fabrication Institute, Rockville, MD.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

In article <1992Sep3.083304.15005@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com writes:
>
>now if only i could get my car titled

Well, if your car's SCAdian that could take a while (would an award 
of arms do, or do you need a better title for it than Lord or Lady?)
though I imagine it could easily take crown tourney with a little
practice.  On the other hand, if your car's Markland, you can just
buy it a title.  Hmm...  "My emperor the car...."  



-- 
D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

How much interest is there in a TV/TS newsgroup?  How many would post there?
You can send me mail anonymously at wi.2743@wizvax.methuen.ma.us (was wi.79)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: I'M BACK part 2...
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 01:09:15 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN ALT.ROMANCE.CHAT woodwick9526@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
)
)Hi all.  I'd like to thank Julia for her warm welcoming back.  The
)kids were fun but, they kinda got on my nerves after a while. Like
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
)Sunday nite.  :)
)
)                                Woody
				 ^^^^^

Life.
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: My Generation, by steve Franklin
Keywords: WHO     IS     THIS      GUY    ?????
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 18:39:39 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <BtpF9J.E6s@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)  
writes:
*
*   Apparently - you, as a member of this generation contribute bullshit.
*How much do YOU do my friend? I can guess at very little. Then again,
*your idea of a positive contribution and mine are quite different,
*I assure you.

Emptying your sperm into the shower drain is positive?
(Just a guess)
*
*   Ahaha - now this is a funny thought - a talk.bizarre party? Do you people
*just sit around and discuss how you were abducted by aliens that resemble
*insects? Or do you discuss how the sun would be so much prettier if it was
*pink? And then share the latest drug tips? heh - this is one party that 
*I could not see myself participating in. 

And that must be why you are reading it, hunh?

*By the way, if you're proud of
*you generation - what have you to say for the injection of violence
*found in our era? What? No violence you say? "I'll break its face" is
*clearly a sign of something aside from civility and etiquette. 

And we're *damn* proud of it, Stevie.
*
*-- 
*aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
*sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
*qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
*zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA

--
Jeffrina "wouldn't give this guy a BJ if my life depended on it" Davidson
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.woody-allen
From: rsilvers@nynexst.com (Rob Silvers)
Subject: Re: ALT.SEX.WOODY-ALLEN
Organization: Nynex Science and Technology
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 15:27:25 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.075601.24829@ichips.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <_!bnrg+.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>
>>If the need arises, alt.sex.woody-allen.technical,
>>alt.sex.woody-allen.positions, and alt.sex.woody-allen.jokes,
>>will be additionally created.
>
>You forgot also:
>
>    alt.sex.woody-allen.grand-illusion
>    alt.sex.woody-allen.hannah.and-her-sisters
>    alt.sex.woody-allen.pussycat
>    alt.sex.woody-allen.semiology
>    alt.sex.woody-allen.onanistic
>    alt.sex.woody-allen.tracys-face
>    alt.sex.woody-allen.take-the-money-and-run
>    alt.sex.woody-allen.snakebite
>    alt.sex.woody-allen.bergman.angst.angst.angst

How about .sex.woody-allen.orgasmatrons?

					--Rob.
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Wash That Bohemian
Date: 4 Sep 92 18:51:22 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.

In article <1992Aug31.174157.127539@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:
|> >>>|> >>|> >>Angst you glad you use Dali?
|> >>>|> >>|> >Klee, Seurat, Seurat.
|> >>>|> >>|> You've got nothing, Toulouse.
|> >>>|> >>Donatella me. I don't want to know.
|> >>>|> >With puns like this, you could make Monet as a stand-up.
|> >>>|> You should see my Van Gogh when you step on Degas.
|> >>>Lunch time...mmm...the Rubens look good today.
|> >>Yes, but did you bring enough Manet?
|> >If you see a waitress, will you Whistler down for me?
|> I couldn't whistle, so I Calder.
Pass the pepper; I need to Cezanne my steak.
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: anybody see Ren & Stimpy last night?
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:42:35 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

lorenmo@microsoft.com (Loren Moore) writes:
>schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu wrote:
>>lorenmo@microsoft.com (Loren Moore) writes:
>> >this is my first post to tb. I hop I don't misspell anything. Anyways...
>> >did anyone catch R&S last night? The second episode was rather bizzare.
>> >They were 'rubber nipple' salesman. I especially like the part where
>> >they go to Mr. Horse's house. I couldn't believe I was watching a children's
>> >tv show. Pretty deranged. I could only look on it as a kind of 'safe sex'
>> >message. Who knows.
>> Don't you just love the start of the fall semester?
>> Post again when you're a senior.
>
>Uh, I don't get it. I'm not gonna be a senior for another 33 years. I'll
>be too old to type on a keyboard. Damn. Damn. Damn.
>uh, am I missing something?
>daemien
>/* ficking squuck off */

Mark mistakenly believes that you attend the University of Microsoft, and
are an incoming freshman.  These two posts have done little to disuade him.

I would not recommend admitting it when you first post to t.b, unless you
are severly attention-deprived or in need of a sound whupping.  Even the
most brilliant post thus branded will never get the glory it deserves
(there is no rookie of the year award here -- yet).
A post such as yours will be treated as either a fart on Jupiter or a
convenient place to sharpen cutlery.

Your second offense is to utter the words "I don't get it" thereby confirming
your place in line behind Steve Franklin to ascend the throne formerly 
occupied by John Heim, that of Duke Despised, of Newbiedom.  You will have
to wait a good while for your chance at the crown, however.  I think it 
will be quite some time before the regulars are finished slicing and dicing
Ol' Steve.

Matt
Better to lurk a good while, then post as if ya been posting all yer life.
Note to Newbies: the above is all sarcasm; don't believe a word of it. Just
get in line.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE CHRISTIAN DICTIONARY
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 14:03:06 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <6134@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Rachel Dafni Christy writes:
>
><deleted>
>
>>cockleshell	-> cocklesheck
>		   ^^^^
><deleted>
>
>Tsk, tsk, tsk. C'mon Rachel honey, you know that no Godfearing
>Christian dictionary would have *THAT word in it.

Only a dictionary compiled by fucking Protestant assholes wouldn't have
such words in it.

Mark., rabid Papist
gooley@netcom.com
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i can barely focus
Date: 28 Aug 1992 02:02:27 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug28.071355.7080@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>a good summation of talk.bizarre is thus:  like anything, a 
>good activity, if you don't mind the people you have to 
>put up with to participate.
>kinda like life, really.

Another illusion shattered.

5150
where do i take my escapism now?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Whiffy's
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 22:13:47 GMT

jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>With a sudden horror, I suddenly realize that Australian colleges' summer
>vacation does not line up with that of the northern hemisphere, meaning there
>is no more respite from horny freshmen with nothing better to do.

Lecher in on a secret ....

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rejected ABC Sitcoms
Date: 31 Aug 1992 03:56:17 GMT
Organization: Rice University

Three Wacky Serbians
I Lust For Jeanie
My Three Sons and My Hydrocephalic Daughter
Dachau Daze
Who's Got the Benzodrine?
The Phallus Palace
Yes, Mr. Eagleburger
Two Loser Dads and Three Cloyingly Cute Rugrats

and a rip-roaring historical piece called:

The Love U-Boat
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Honk ... [repost with commentary]
Date: 4 Sep 92 20:03:15 GMT

Ah, hell.

Tried to post to talk.bizarre via email with a dot alone on a line, and
the mailer ate the dot and all after, losing the entire sense of the
posting.

Utter waste of a perfectly good cascade-a-siggie nonsense posting.

Here it is intact.

Sorry for the inconvenience,

Was wondering why hate-mongering-private-agenda-slave Carasso hadn't
responded to the prod at the end.

Batteries not included, I guess.

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>

] Starcap'n Ra gets carried away with the idea of one US resident in 3000
] reading t.b ( I get closer to one in 1500, but who's counting?), and
] proposes a set of bumper stickers:
] 
] > Honk if you liked Kent better when he was depressed and horny!
] 
] Lord, ra, just being married and employed hasn't changed that! Sunday
] we made love before getting out of bed, after church, and before going
] to sleep, and fondled the rest of the day. This morning, I went to the
] duty Ft. Ord shrink to whine about my divorce, a weekly occurrance.
] 
] Periodicity happens.
] eriodicity happens.
] riodicity happens.
] iodicity happens.
] odicity happens.
] dicity happens.
] icity happens.
] city happens.
] ity happens.
] ty happens.
] y happens.
]  happens.
] happens.
] appens.
] ppens.
] pens.
] ens.
] ns.
] s.
] .
] 
] [Stop motion strobe camera photo of a cascade swallowing its own tail.]
] 
] Kent, the man from xanth.
] --
] [The universe, of course, ends up inside the disappearing dot, because
] the paper in your news hardcopy machine had been "accidentally" taped
] together in a mobius strip by a mongoloid janitor who knew exactly what
] she was doing, and smiled a childlike smile while she worked.]
] --
] [She preferred doing that to doing the quaternion tensor programming
] necessary to make it work in softcopy; if she'd taken that much time,
] she couldn't have finished sweeping the second floor by the first shift
] quitting whistle and would have missed the blessing before dinner at
] the sheltered living dorm and been denied desert.]
] --
] "Oh, the embarrassment! All die!"
] --
] <dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
] --
] [Whose wife has more orgasms in one hour than RDC has all week.]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Conversation topics to avoid
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 14:09:48 GMT

"I think Jeffrey Dahmer should fry."

"How can you say that?  Where's your compassion?"

"Where was his?"

"He didn't have any.  THAT'S what makes him a
psychopath."

"Shut the fuck up."

------

"I'm not voting this year.  I'm not ever registered."

"What if everyone felt that way?"

"Everyone DOESN'T feel that way."

"Everyone COULD feel that way."

"Shut the fuck up."

------
mark schnitzius
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: elambert@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Eber Lambert)
Subject: Re: Songs Hendrix never recorded
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 00:44:02 GMT

lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:

>joni j:
>: "My wind cries Mary"
>"All Along The Shopping Mall"
"Voodoo Chili"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (Lucifuge)
Subject: Re: Am I the only one that...
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 20:06:50 GMT

In <Btr6o3.uA@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:


>Am I the only one that...
>-------------------------

Rips off Glen Larson unashamedly.

Bastard.

Ollie/Lucifuge...
"Am I suspended in gaffa?"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jenine@netcom.com (Jenine Abarbanel)
Subject: Re: real life 4
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 92 03:18:54 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <fulton.715290944@silver> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:

>TBMG has the most unbelievably addicting music.  I hear a song in passing and
>it sticks in my head for the next week.  Can't explain it.

could be.  i know i've got a bunch of aerobicizing conservatives
addicted to "particle man."  mentioned i was going to change the
work-out tape and thought they were going to beat me up before
i told them i'd leave it in there.  a captive audience, (captive,
sweating, suffering audience) it seems, is the most receptive
kind.

j.j, ironically aerobicizing
--------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: setenv NAME "rpwhite who is not Kibo"
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 06:23:08 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <act.389.0@csc.canberra.edu.au> act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:
>(John F. Woods) writes:
>>(rpwhite who is not Kibo) writes:>
>>>O.K., who started this "who is not Kibo" stuff?
>>I didn't.
>Nor did I.
And it certainly wasn't me.
-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Breakfast
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 03:40:11 GMT

In article <4864@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
*(Rob Dobson) writes:
*>LAst summer i lived with a guy who had no job, but he did have a credit
*>card. We lived right near an Exxon station. His standard breakfast was:
*>2 Exxon Hot dogs
*>A USA Today
*>and a coke
*>which he would, of course, put on his credit card.
*
*Did he burp pie charts?

Those were dessert.


Mark "We're eating more beets" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: shocking
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 18:18:13 GMT

Yesterday the newspaper carried two shocking headlines:

"Canseco traded to Texas"
"Fed up Bumstead to Quit Job: But will he eat all of Blondie's profits?"

-- 
----\
-jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: durway@rtp.dg.com (Lesser Diety)
Subject: Re: Do you people have jobs?
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 19:06:51 GMT
Organization: Employer, Inc.

In article <1992Aug23.001700.13778@sci34hub.sci.com>, gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
> In article <BszHFx.MJ@news.larc.nasa.gov> fuhrmann@avd20.larc.nasa.gov (Henri D. Fuhrmann) writes:
> >Hhmm ?
> 
> Yeah. Do you, or do you just draw a paycheck on my tax dollars?
> 
> (In case you're wondering, I'm logged in from home.)

You read this shit in your SPARE TIME??  FOR FREE??  You need a pet.

Lindsey
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Wow, this is great
Date: 26 Aug 92 15:21:57 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
>
>   In article <4833@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
>   *I just got my membership card and kit.  Wow, this is great.  Now I'm an
>   *member of talk.bizarre!  It is worth every penny of the 50 bucks I sent to
>   *rdc.netcom.com! 
>
>   Actually, this wouldn't be a bad idea.  Might even keep the morons out.
>
>   Might.
>
>
>   Mark "Here kitty, kitty" Lippert 


Your pathetic followups are what encourages the newbies in their
idea that crap is ok on t.b.

"think globally, act locally"

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Suggestible Subconscious II
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:42:03 GMT

Last night I had a Carasso dream.

Carasso was working as a system administrator for a software company that was
run by a woman who reminded me of Bridget Fonda from Single White Female, which
I saw last night.  She kept saying that they could succeed by producing
quality software, but Carasso just laughed and said they only way they could
get ahead was in the courts, by driving all the other companies out of business
through lawsuits.  Then he started undermining her activities by sabotaging her
computer account and all the others at the company(a la Bastard Operator From
Hell).

Maybe my subconscious is telling me I've been reading too much talk.bizarre.
On the other hand, that's better than having a dream based on the ending of
Single White Female, which I was half afraid of.  (Go see it.  It's >the< most
intense movie I've seen in a long time.  Beats Deceived all to hell.  Jennifer
Jason Leigh deserves an Oscar.)

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"Been there, done that
 Been there, don't want to go back"  --Brian Eno & John Cale
Current Album--Iggy Pop:Blah Blah Blah
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 18:55:35 GMT

cocoa@iat.holonet.net (little 'e') writes:

] bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
] >Christine Nelson has a self-image problem:
] >|which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?
] >
] >BEST BED: AndyR's girlfriend who occasionally posts here
] 
] Actually, I have it on excellent authority that it is the Wetware *men*
] who are best in bed.  *That's* why their women don't post much (too busy
] or too worn out). :)

On suggestion from one (or more) of the WetWare men - 
I have obtained permission to issue the following
statement:

The WetWare men would respond to these allegations
but they are MUCH too tired.

Diana
(Official SpokesCat for the CommitteeOfDrieux,
and Acting SpokesCat for the King of the Castle.
Hey - *I* know which side my mice are buttered on!)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems,alt.music.alternative
From: pashdown@javelin.sim.es.com (Pete Ashdown)
Subject: Re: AN ORIGINAL POEM BY ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 17:04:53 GMT

lmn52210@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Ramona) writes:

>It was a bit interesting, but not very good.
>			     Raamona
>			     (that's Ramona)

That's what a lot of other girls have to say about Roger as well.
-- 
			  orb be in u, orb be out u

DISCLAIMER: My writings have NOTHING to do with my employer.  Keep it that way.
Pete Ashdown    pashdown@slack.sim.es.com    ...uunet!slack.sim.es.com!pashdown
From: EE117@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Songs Hendrix never recorded
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:08:06 GMT
Organization: University of Liverpool
lunic!sunic!aun.uninett.no!nuug!dhhalden.no!pc182.dhhalden.no!gunnarh
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Songs Hendrix never recorded
Date: 1 Sep 92 23:46:40 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <1992Aug31.180511.79928@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
(MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:

>>>> >: "My wind cries Mary"
>>>> >"All Along The Shopping Mall"
>>>> "Voodoo Chili"
>>>"Hey Bartholomewe-Jamison"
>>Rutherford B. Haze
>>Hey Skip!
>Purple Face!
Burning of the Midnight Butt

---Ian.
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the wicker man goes swimming
Date: 4 Sep 92 13:35:12 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.netherlands
Organization: me myself and i

The North Sea is pissed, at the Dutch in particular. Remember the boy
with a thumb and the dike with a hole? Well, it's happening all over
again: the North Sea has threatened to over run the Dutch people's low
lying country unless a great offering is made. Save the Netherlands!
Buy a #3 ($6) loaf of bread, put it in an electricity pylon and sink it
in the North Sea. It's the only way. Trust me on this...

Tx. [this is all true[tm]]
--
check my header - travelling hard at the speed of thought
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Re: Administrata or Another Flame From greg or Short Shameful Confession
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 14:24:55 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.042502.13001@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
}In article <1992Aug26.205119.25558@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
}*I would just like to make it clear that greg Nowak is NOT a doughtnut-eating
}*giraffe-humper.

}greg was the one who came up with "doughnut-eating giraffe-humper."

}There.  Are you happy now, Mr. Paranoia?

}Mark "Attribution" Lippert

Your blowing off of attributions has been my least favorite of your
many blowings ever since you awarded Oscars to all and sundry for the
t.b.t.shirt and COMPLETELY FORGOT TO MENTION THE WRITER. 

I leave it to the public to decide for themselves the dangers of
making vaguely incriminating statements such as yours about me (to
which I responded in email that it made me sound like a d.e.g.h...)


--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Political Anagrams
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 02:00:34 GMT

>al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>)
>)Ronald Wilson Reagan -- anagrams
>)*********************************
>) 1.  No!  Rare gonads win all!
>) 2.  Answer: all God, no rain!
>) 3.  Golden Arrow Inn.  Alas!
>) 4.  A warier London slang.
>) 5.  Gondolas nail Warner.
>) 6.  Re: Al-Anon grows, Linda!
>) 7.  Oregon'll drain Aswan!
>) 8.  Ol' Nader is wrong, Lana!
>) 9.  Lenin was a lord. <groan)
>)10.  Iron law:  No anger, lads! 
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You forgot the two famous (albeit not original) ones:

11.  No, darlings, no ERA law.    (Misogyny -- wow!)

And my favorite,

12.  Insane Anglo warlord


mark schnitzius
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