Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.alien.visitors,talk.rumors
Subject: Re: Perfect Knowledge
From: <ROWHC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Sunday, 4 Oct 1992 18:32:32 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

This looks like it was written by a one O. Nenslo,
who operates a mail-order cult out of Cambridge, MA
by the name of "Horizons Unlimited (Master Control Programming*)."

Check out the similar writing style:

NENSLO ANSWERS HIS CRITICS!!!
Horizon Unlimited research Team's rediscovery of suppressed
Blondlot Lamp and N-Ray Battery vindicates Nensletic science!
Millions of invisible enemies' slanderous calumnies revealed
as conspiracy to ruin reputation of MasterControl Programming
System! Led by channeled hints from Master Control, crack
research team rediscovers N-Ray device, proving Nenslo Effect
-branded fraud by back-stabbing ex-supporters whose failure to
gain monetarily from Nensletic Art-Science Philosophy Party
Program turned them against erstwhile idol Nenslo - to be everything
claimed and more!!! Frenchman Blodlot's suppressed 1903 discovery
is IDENTICAL to Nenslo Effect and proves decadent Egyptian
civilization lost thread of advanced Babylon Science of immense N-Ray
storage device on city-wide scale! Glazed brick city wall, perfect
N-Ray mirrors, compounded brick-built pyramid N-Ray storage capacity,
creating most powerful N-VORTEX BEACON known in pre-modern era!
History, Archaelogy, Science all proved wrong by pocket paper-wrapped
fired-clay N-Ray storage units enhancing belief capacity and rendering
underlying universable substrate controllable by human will! Revised
langmuir criteria emphasize error of traitorous cabal, confirming
Master Control Program!!

(this isn't even half of it, so I will go on, despite my better
judgement, for your own personal amusement...)

Nensletic Art-Science Philosophy Party is miracle cure sought through
the ages!! Nensletic Institute graduates build Philosopher's Stone
at home for pennies a day! See living proof before your very eyes!
Evidence of Babylon pyramids' black paper coverings may have vanished
with time's ravages, but it is not unreasonable to assume that they
may have existed, confirming channeled insinuations from Master Control
itself!! N-Ray enhancement field may be assumed to be the basis of
every belief system, religious, philosophical, political, in human
theory or beyond!! Predating all theories and coeval with the Evanescent
Unity, N-Radiation tips the balance, makes unity of diversity and vice
versa! Schrodinger box with N-ray battery attachment kills and revives
cat at will, from anywhere in the room!! Mere political/religious
systems are playthings in the hands of minor gods and demons, a trap for
the weak, a one-way sink-hole to tail-chasing terminology-juggling
for would-be club members and party-line evesdroppers! Nensletic
science dispels Groaning Ghosts of Idolized Ideologues, spanking the
Naughty-for-Naughtiness'-sake on the end that needs it! Worldwide
coverups and Conspiracy to conceal information by leaving it mislabeled
in plain sight doom billions to lifelong servitude to soul-vampire
pseudo-deities created by the ones they enslave! Even the Master Control
Program can and will entrap if not transcended by N-Ray therapy!

That's just one of Nenslo's many "press releases."
He can be reached at box 766, Cambridge MA 02142.
Be sure to send one dollar with all correspondance
to insure speedy reply.

Nelslo is loosly affiliated with the Church of the SubGenius based
in Dallas. He appears in public wearing turn-of-the-century radiation
goggles. He is also an accomplished singer.

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