From: patrick@is.rice.edu (That's MISTER Humphrey to you, BoFo)
Subject: Re: Bruce Bufalini's daily routine
Keywords: Patrick thinks Bruce takes *everything* too seriously.
Organization: Patrick speaks for himself.
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 05:41:25 GMT

In article <vud1Hh7qt8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>In article <1992Jul30.052234.1116@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (P a t r i c k) writes:
>>In article <ec81Hsivs8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>Keywords: Biff is a figment of Bruce's imagination.
>>>
>>>No, Biff is a real person.  He was a co-worker with me at a summer job I had
>>>in the summer of 1989.
>>
>>Wow.  You mean Biff is a professional itinerant lawn-mower?
>
>No, Biff works for the Pensylvania Department of Transportation.  PennDOT is
>not involved in the lawn care business.

So he's out there picking up trash on I-80, then.  Close enough.

>>>>Summary: Can we say "Bruce wastes time", boys and girls?
>>>
>>>No, for boys and girls are not taught things which constitute unwarranted
>>>extrapolations.  Refer to my daily routine and then your point will have been
>>>proven null.
>>
>>Your daily routine was a null point, all right.
>
>No, you have that backwards.  My daily routine proved your point null, for I
>have many responsibilities which must be fulfilled.

So why are you wasting your time here, then?

>>>In article <1992Jul29.012832.15399@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>>>In article <t&21Hav?r8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@cattycorner.gis.psu.edu (not Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>No, nothing is a figment of my imagination.  Everything you post is a figment
>>>>>of your imagination.  You are not in real life, Patrick.
>>>>
>>>>There's more to real life than your little closed universe in State College,
>>>>son.  
>>>
>>>I've seen plenty of real life, more than you could ever imagine seeing.  Rice
>>>University tends to prevent individuals from seeing real life.
>>
>>So provide us with incontrovertible proof of your assertion, then.  We're
>>waiting.
>
>I had more responsibility in one summer job than you have ever imagined
>having.

That's not proof -- that's just another assertion.  Thank you for
demonstrating you can't understand simple English phrases.

>>>>>I don't clutter it up; I am just one of ~25,000 people here.  Your arguement
>>>>>appears to be invalid and quite lame.
>>>>
>>>>In other words, I'm right on the mark, since you've repeatedly demonstrated
>>>>that you're misinformed about a lot of things.
>>>
>>>In other words, you were misinformed, for I do not clutter State College/
>>>University Park at all.
>>
>>Maybe you should get some input from your neighbors about that.
>
>I already have, and my point is now further proven.

In what way?  I see no input from your alleged neighbors.

>>>>>Which just shows that Rice University is on a lower scale than jail.  Perhaps
>>>>>you should visit a real university like Pep$i $tate Univer$ity.
>>>>
>>>>Well, Mr. Omniscience, it's funny you wouldn't know that I wasn't *at* Rice
>>>>when I wrote that.  (Let's see how your "powers" are -- where am I as I
>>>>write this?)
>>>
>>>You work there; it makes no difference where you were when you wrote it, for
>>>Rice University is a living hell.  Everywhere within a 100 mile radius of
>>>Houston is a living hell.  Perhaps you posted from the Gulf of Mexico.
>>
>>Perhaps you're the one who's all wet.  (Obviously you've never been to
>>Texas, and for that, I am thankful.)
>
>Why would I visit Texas when there are much better places to visit?

If you don't like Texas, that's fine.  Stay the hell out, as a matter of
fact.  If I had anything to do with it, I wouldn't allow you in the Republic
in the first place.

>>>>>I don't require anybody's helping hand, for I am completely informed.
>>>>
>>>>Actually, in your case, you require the helping boot to the head of someone
>>>>who *is* informed.  You're not.
>>>
>>>No, informed individuals need not be booted in the head.  Informed individuals
>>>inform the misinformed, which I see you are again.
>>
>>Right, and you're about as misinformed as they get.  You need one of my size
>>13-Ds re-configuring your cranium.
>
>No, I am as informed as they get, as is K e n   R o b i n s o n.  Perhaps a
>trip to Penn State will raise you a little higher on the information scale.

A trip to State College would raise my foot to your head, and that's about
it.  Why would I want to see such a wasteland as Center County in the first
place?

>>>>>No, you unable to distinguish an upper-case I from an upper case A.
>>>>>Your eyes need repair.
>>>>
>>>>Sorry, I typed the letter to the left of the "S", which is an "A".  You are
>>>>completely uninformed as to what "DOA" means, evidently.  (So what else is
>>>>new?)
>>>
>>>DOA is irrelevant.  DOI is not irrelevant.  DOA has nothing to do with the
>>>current discussion.
>>
>>DOI doesn't have anything to do with anything, so that evens that out...
>
>Not exactly.  Why do you think I am so informed?  It's a result of assistance
>from DOI and K e n   R o b i n s o n.

Is *that* why you act like a cross between a lobotomized parrot and an amok
AI program?

>>>>>Perhaps you would care to prevent me from having a job, Mr. Humphrey.
>>>>
>>>>I have my own job to look after, Bruce.  You'll be the one that prevents you
>>>>from having a job, if anyone does.  All I get to do is watch.
>>>
>>>The only job you have is that of a typical bureacrat basting in his bunghole.
>>>Nobody can prevent me from having a job.
>>
>>No one but yourself -- so go ahead and do it, already...
>
>No one including myself.  You seem to be quite misinformed, as usual.

You wouldn't know information if it jumped up and bit you square in the ass.
It'd be fun to watch that happen, though.

>>Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
>>     +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 667-6554 at Palace Lanes. 
>>   (The Rice Job Line number that would have been here is deleted -- I don't 
>>    think we need anyone like Bruce working at the University this decade.)
>
>Good.  Who needs to work for a bunch of losers when there are much better
>places to work?

A bunch of losers, eh?  I guess that's why the leaders of the seven leading
industrialized nations met here two years ago.  (I wonder why they didn't
consider Playpen State as a venue?)

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