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Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 19:30:03 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: hobson@pipper.enet.dec.com (232)
Subject: Why a Duck
Keywords: smirk

 
        A man walks into a bar, carrying his pet duck.  He sets the
        duck on the bar, and proceeds to order his drink.
    
        "I'm sorry", says the bartender, "but I can't allow ducks in
        here!"
    
        "But sir", the owner explains," this is no ordinary duck. 
        This is a dancing duck!"
    
        The bartender looks at him with disbelief and says, "Okay,
        I'll bite.  If you can show that this duck can dance, I'll let
        him stay".
    
        The owner says, "Fair enough.  But he'll need something to
        dance on - a small stage of some kind."  The owner looks
        around and spots a bucket, tips it upside down, and puts the
        duck on the 'stage'. Nothing happens.  
    
        The bartender says, "Some dancing duck..." and at that moment
        the duck begins to dance.  He dances forward, then backwards,
        then in circles,... He's great!  The bartender is amazed and
        says to the owner, "I'll give you $20,000 for the duck!" 
        realizing that people will come for miles to see a dancing
        duck.  
    
        "I couldn't possible sell my pet for $20,000"
    
        "I'll give you $25,000 for him!"
    
        The owner thinks about it and says, "Okay, you've got a deal!"
    
        A few days later, the former owner gets a call late at night
        from the bartender.  "Sorry to bother you", says the
        bartender, "but I'm worried about the duck".
    
        "What's wrong?  Is he not dancing for you?"
    
        "Oh no", answered the bartender, "it's not that.  But he just
        keeps on dancing.  He's been dancing for two days straight. 
        He doesn't stop.  What should I do?"
 
        The former owner says, "First, I'd lift the bucket and blow
        out the candle..."
 

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Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 4:30:02 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: elle@midway.uchicago.edu (Ellen K. Seebacher)
Subject: Post Office layoffs
Keywords: smirk


Heard on the country-music show "The Weekly Top 30 with Harmon & Evans":

"The Post Office is laying off 30,000 employees.  To make sure everyone
 knew about it, pink slips were mailed out ... a year ago."

--                    __
Ellen Keyne Seebacher \/             elle@midway.uchicago.edu

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Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 12:20:03 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Santa's Unmentionables
From: WKEOWN@ducvax.auburn.edu
Keywords: topical, smirk


Here's one making the rounds:


Q:  Why does Santa wear red underwear?

A:  He's a man--he did all his laundry in one load. 


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Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 19:30:02 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: PRICEGG@macc.wisc.edu (Gary Glen Price)
Subject: Philosophy and Dating
Keywords: smirk

The following comes from Elliott Sober (Dept. of Philosophy,
University of Wisconsin-Madison, ESober@macc.wisc.edu), who considers
it his favorite joke about philosophy:
 
       A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what
       to talk about.  He asks his father for advice.  The father replies:
       "My son, there are three subjects that always work.  These are
       food, family, and philosophy."
 
       The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain.  Ice
       cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long
       time, as the boy's nervousness builds.  He remembers his father's
       advice, and chooses the first topic.  He asks the girl:  "Do you like
       potato pancakes?"  She says "No," and the silence returns.
 
       After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his
       father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list.  He
       asks, "Do you have a brother?"  Again, the girl says "No" and
       there is silence once again.
 
       The boy then plays his last card.  He thinks of his father's advice
       and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother,
       would he like potato pancakes?"

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dtasman@NMSU.edu (Dan Tasman)
Subject: Re: Candian Humor
Organization: New Mexico State University
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 21:37:11 GMT

: v140pxgt@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) writes:
> comptec92055@camins.camosun.bc.ca writes...

> Why did the Canadian cross the road?
 
> To get to the factory outlet mall.
> (viz. Niagara Falls, USA)
 
> Well, lets put it this way, if shit were to become valuable in Canada, the 
> poor would be born without assholes.
 
: Old joke. If shit were to become valuable in Canada, it would be so heavily
: taxed that everyone would cross the border to go take a dump.

I think they already do ... ever check out the size of the bathrooms at the  
Walden Galleria?  

obCheektowagaJokes:

	What's the difference between trash and a Cheektowaga girl?
	Trash gets taken out at least once a week.

	Why do trees in Buffalo point east?
	Because Cheektowaga sucks! 

And there's this little polka I've had the pleasure to hear ... it contains  
ethnic slurs that might be offensive to Polish-Americans, particularly those  
from the eastern suburbs of Buffalo.  Flames will be ignored.

	Cheektowaga, Lancaster, Depew, Sloan!
	Dose are de places da' Polacks call home!
	Bra ha ha ha!

	Tree betroom ranch house, Bingo at St. Sten's!
	Eighty seven K-Car, volunteer firemen!
	Bra ha ha ho!

	Genesee Cream Ale, Galleria Mall!
	Dyngus Day at Town Park, we've got it all!
	Bra ha ha he!

--

   Dan Tasman                                       dtasman@dante.nmsu.edu
                                                     molson@rever.nmsu.edu
   -----------------------------------------------------------------------
   "I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree
    Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."
                                                                Ogden Nash
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson)
Subject: Re: More Far Side
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 22:49:00 GMT

How about the one of the art gallery, and all the paintings are crooked.
The curator of the museum can be seen in the picture, and his neck is
crooked so that his head is permanantly slanted.
From: ringo@icad.com (Amy Gorin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: [priest & nun]
Date: 14 Dec 92 22:31:28 GMT
	<1992Dec5.171101.23839@cs.brown.edu>
Organization: ICAD Inc., Cambridge, MA


The number one reason for the rise of christianity:

"Mommy mommy, can we have a saturnalia tree?  All roman kids
have one."

"Now Itzhak, you know the temple priests would never bless a 
tree ..."
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (xyz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Minor musical humor
Date: 14 Dec 1992 23:58:04 GMT
Organization: Human Genome Center at LBL
Distribution: world
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (xyz)
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov

 In article <1992Dec11.170631.11946@sci34hub.sci.com>,
gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
 |> Have you heard what the latest hit song in Somalia is?
 |> 
 |> "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

	Yeah, and if that happens, the TV crews can
        say the Marines made it snow there as well......
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: htewari@cs.tcd.ie (Hitesh Tewari)
Subject: Santa's Song
Organization: Computer Science, Trinity College Dublin
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 11:29:29 GMT

Once when Santa was delivering his presents he happened to go into a
house where there was a beautiul blonde girl. The girl says to him come
on santa make love to me before you go. Now santa was tempted but
replied :

	"Ho Ho Ho Santa must go, got to deliver the 
	 presents to the children you know !!      "

The blonde then strips off her top and shows him her beautiful pair of
knockers. To this Santa replies :
	
	"Hey Hey Hey Snata must stay, can't go up the 
	 chimney with his micky this way !!	     "

Hitesh.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: LIMRICK
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 19:46:39 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

In article <BzCvz2.GDw@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>In <1ghiflINNel4@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_e373@ceres (Matthew Simpkin) writes:
>
>>There once was a lady from Ham,
>>Who wanted to ride on a tram,
>>When she kissed the conductor,
>>He turned round and fuc*ed her,
>>And now she is pushing a pram.
>
>There once was a fellow named Matthew
>Who's spelling was awful but grant you,
>His rhyme was no better,
>He forgot a letter,
>It's limerick, but spell as you want to.
         ^   ^ two letter actually  

>:^>



>-- 
>aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
>sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
>qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
>zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA


-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tastless.jokes,alt.personals
From: chic@ravel.udel.edu (Robert L Chiccarine)
Subject: Helpfull hints for Christmas.
Organization: University of Delaware
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 22:43:58 GMT


    Every year at Christmas time, guys around the world are confused
  about how much money to spend on their girlfriend's gift.  This is
  why we are posting this simple form, which tells guys exactly
  how much their woman is worth.  And the best part is, it doesn't
  have to just be used for Christmas.  It is also good for: birthdays,
  anniversaries, Valentines Day, Ground Hog Day, Martin Luther King
  Day, etc......


            The All-Purpose-All-In-One-Gift-Allowance-Index
            -----------------------------------------------

    Base Rate

      For the first six months, allow $10.00 for every month.         + _____

      For the second six months, $5.00 for each additional month.     + _____

      For more than a year, $1.00 for each additional month.          + _____


                                                        subtotal (A)  = _____

    Bonuses and Penalties

      If she:
              has not yet "put out", subtract $5.00 per month.        - _____

              has "put out", add a nickel for every month.            + _____

              can cook a good meal, add $0.50.                        + _____

              quietly brings you beer during football games add $1.00. + _____

              "nags", subtract a $1.37 per month.                     - _____

    For an A cup, subtract  $2.03                                     - _____

    For every:
               cup size over B add $1.02                              + _____

               inch of chest over 30" add $.13                        + _____

               pound over 120 lbs subtract $0.54                       - _____

    If her ass is so tight you can bounce a quarter, add the quarter. + _____
    

                                                        subtotal (B)  = _____

    Now calculate the grand total.

                                                        total (A + B) = _____

    
    Exception:

     If the total is less than the cost of a piece of 
     Bazooka Bubble Gum(Tm), then you must give her what
     she really wants this holiday, a ring:
          Dial her phone number,
          RING  
          'hello'
          'Hey baby, merry christmas.'
          Hang up the phone.

     
   I hope this list makes your Christmas shopping easier.  Unfortunately
  you still have to think-up your own gift ideas.  May I suggest a pair 
  of knee pads and a bottle of Scope(Tm).
From: patchen@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Michael Patchen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Blond Jokes
Date: 14 Dec 92 01:52:10 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

I just received a long list of blond jokes and I would like to add two of my 
favorites that weren't included.

   Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
      
   She blew it both times!


   Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ... ?
   
   A: A blond doing cartweels.

 

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: evahramian@mta.ca
Subject: Re: someone finish these songs
Reply-To: evahramian@mta.ca
Organization: Mount Allison U, Sackville, N.B. Canada 
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 20:50:31 GMT

In article <874@blue.cis.pitt.edu>, babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon) writes:>
>
>I hate those normal xmas songs. Sung so normally with normal
>background music and normal scenery and normal stupid little
>smiles on everybody's stupid heads.
>
>I am a graduate student so for several years in a row
>during the most stressing parts of end of semester and
>final exams, the radio would play these songs over and over again.
>
>So now, due to the pavlov conditioning, everytime I hear a
>normal xmas song, my body responds with tension and anxiety
>and a sense of hopelessness as if I'm about to have a final exam soon :(
>
>thank god xmas comes only once a year.
>
>I heard that psychologically, for every year it takes to 
>condition a pavlov response, it takes half a year to de-condition
>the subject. 
>So after I'm finished with school for real, it means it will take
>3 or 4 years until I can feel at ease and relaxed listening to a
>xmas song. :(
>
>- jon

jon,

maybe you should try getting laid....relax!

Gregor

"That's not my goat, that's my kid."

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ARL00SJB@UNCCVM.UNCC.EDU
Subject: Re: Elephant jokes!!!!
Organization: UNC Charlotte
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 21:35:30 GMT

And in a completely different vein (but one that was big at the very
same time as elephant jokes:
 
Q: What's purple and goes "Slam Slam Slam Slam"?
A: A four door grape
 
Q: How do you get four elephants into a Volkswagon?
A: Two in the front and two in the back.
From: am001b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Shark)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: REQUEST:  math jokes
Date: 13 Dec 92 14:37:46 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Thanks

Shark

-- 
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural
deficiency in moral fiber," he muttered to himself, "and that I am therefore
excused from saving Universes."		--Ford Prefect
Shark (aka Adam Mackenroth)		am001b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu
From: mathiseh@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: test
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:37:23 -0600
Distribution: rec
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1992Dec20.4202.9134@dosgate>, con.sieben@canrem.com (con sieben) writes:
>> >>>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>> >>>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>> >>>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>> >>>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>> >>>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
>> >>>>> This is starting to make me snore.
>> >>>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
>> >>>Or is it porn,which is hard core.?
>> >>Haven't when been through all this before?
>> >No, have some BEER and let me pour!
>> Why have one when we can have four!
> AP>Please Mr.CHARLES EDWARD JAMES- not more!
> AP>Post I did,a little before,
> AP>(about an hour before,not more..
> AP>oh, the time difference-it makes me roar!)
> AP>requesting that that be the final score.
> AP>that did you miss or plain ignore?
> AP>And now, bear me, without rancour,
> AP>and pray,please dont be sore,
> AP>that from you I snatch the floor,
> AP>to make, as I hoped before,
> AP>(trying, hoping not to spill blood and gore)
> AP>a fervent plea,to all once more,
> AP>to not make this rec.humor.bore.
> AP>and this to progeny,thro' time's pore:
> AP>thus folks, in the days of yore,
> AP>we sat and spun folklore.
> AP>and no, I shall not contribute anymore,
> AP>lest people think me a boar,
> AP>to hog the space and bore.
> Is this in Iambic Pentamatore?
  
so many words yet to explore,
reach deeper and deeper into the resevoir.
From: rose.copenhaver@cutting.hou.tx.us (Rose Copenhaver) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: car acronyms
Date: 11 Dec 92 12:39:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: The Cutting Edge - Houston, TX - 713-466-1525
Reply-To: rose.copenhaver@cutting.hou.tx.us (Rose Copenhaver) 

 -=> Quoting Ryan Mccamy to All <=-

 RM> In article <1992Dec3.232445.8497@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>
 RM> johnk@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (John J Kuszewski) writes: >In article
 RM> <1992Nov19.182208.2167#makesys.com> john@makesys.com (John Turman)
 RM> writes: >>How about TOYOTA - Take Only Your Ordure To America
 >> for those of you without a dictionary ordure
 >> is another word for feces.
 >>
 >>Or DODGE - Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
 >>
 >>Or NISSAN - Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
 >>     Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
 >>
 >>Or FORD - Fucker Only Runs Damaged
 >>
 >No, it's Fix Or Repair Daily
 >
 RM> or- Found On the Road Dead.

 FIAT:  Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation




... Go straight to the docs.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson)
Subject: Re: More Far Side
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 02:02:11 GMT

How about the one with the spaceship landing. A sluglike space creature
climbes out, with multiple sluglike eyes, hits a guy sitting next to the
landing site. The sluglike spaceman climbes back in the ship, and heads
back to wherever, while the guy sits in bewilderment. The caption reads
"Bill never new what hit him" (Bill, or bob, or ralph, anyway, you get
teh picture)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Ways to Say Someone's Crazy
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Distribution: world 
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 14:08:09 GMT

How about:

a couple characters short of a 2-base counting system.
From: bds2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (BRAD DEVOR SHALIT)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Happy Happy Joy Joy ascii
Date: 16 Dec 92 15:56:31 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


             .    _  .     ____________
             |\_|/__/|    /             \
            /         \  / Happy! Happy! \
           /__|O||O|__\  \   Joy! Joy!   /
          |/_ \_/\_/_\|   \  ___________/
          | | (____)  |    |/
          \/\___/\__/  // _/
          (_/        ||
          |          ||\
           \       //_/
            \_____//
         ___|| __||
        (_____(____)
-- 
________________________________________________________________________
 It is said that Bill Clinton is considering |  Brad Shalit
changing the Democratic Party emblem from a  |  Box D203 UC#29
donkey to a condom, because it stands for    |  Lehigh University
inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts |  Bethlehem, Pa. 18015
production, and gives a false sense of       |  1(215)882-9921
security while being screwed.                |  E-Mail: BDS2@LEHIGH.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle)
Subject: Gays Boycott Colorado
Organization: Johns Hopkins University
Distribution: usa
Date: 15 Dec 92 18:19:01 GMT

"Anything wrong, Maurice?" one fag asked another shortly after
arriving at a Colorado rally in support of the boycott.  He answered,
"Please tell me again, why we are here, Pierre?"  "But of course.
We're here, joining the Colorado boycott, to demand our rights and hit
head-on the stereotype that we gays are just a bunch of child
molesting perverts."  "Awwww.  I thought you said we going to get head
and enjoy Colorado boys' cock."
From: ariel@plankton.sea.beach.com (Ariel Mermaid)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: THIS IS JUST A TEST
Date: 16 Dec 92 22:49:50 GMT
Organization: Beachcombers Outlet

cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Freak) writes:
|> 
|>    This is just a test.
POST THIS IN misc.test, OR I'LL SHOW YOU MY OCTOPUS!!!

--
Ariel Mermaid
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: petitc@nuge111.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Why Women Like Trombone Players
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 16:57:47 GMT

(This is somewhat 'dirty' so stop now if you don't like slightly off-color
jokes)

Know why women like trombone players so miuch?
















Because trombone players have something that's always long and hard.
-- 
Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
Cynicism is only realism projected into the future.
If your fondest wish is to fly, don't draw up plans for flippers.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle)
Subject: Re: West Virginia
Organization: Johns Hopkins University
Date: 15 Dec 92 18:00:57 GMT

gb03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GEORGE PHILIP BLUHM) writes:

>Are all WVA girls BLOND?????

No, the riper ones are gray, having lost enough of their teeth to
be comfortably accomodating.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: polecat!steve@cacti.mcws.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 07:41:33 PST
Organization: The Wacko Family, Tujunga CA

sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth) writes:

> In article <1992Dec8.203222.44578@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> gb03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (
> >Ford only runs damaged
> >Ford only runs damaged only runs damaged
> >Ford only runs damaged only runs damaged only runbs damaged
> >
> Found On Road Dead
> 
> Simon
Fix Or Replace Daily


_______________________________________________________________________________

           Steve			         polecat@cacti
           Free your mind and the rest will follow, - En Vogue
_______________________________________________________________________________
From: petitc@nuge111.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Ways to Say Someone's Crazy
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:06:37 GMT

Sharp as wet paper.

-- 
Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
Cynicism is only realism projected into the future.
If your fondest wish is to fly, don't draw up plans for flippers.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jota@mujave.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Joao Pedro Martins)
Subject: Re: My kill file
Reply-To: jota@iguana.inesc.pt
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA. PORTUGAL.
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 23:45:27 GMT

My kill file:

/My kill file/:j

----
 Joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.inesc.pt
 
 "cover my face while the animals cry [...],	
  cover my face while the animals die !" (The Cure)