HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Static
Date: 28 Aug 92 18:37:36 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>
>i do not wish to interrupt this cool story, but as a female I think
>you should be aware that 100's of men are reading your post and that
>when a goodly number of them see the word nipple and bedspring, they
>stop, pause, masturbate, and go on to the next article.
>  you'd be surprised.  i'll bet ten lonely guys in their dorm rooms
>reading this on their pc will masturbate to my next sentence: "wet
>chicks in sweaty tennis dresses that bob up and down and creep up
>their butt and over the crack of their butt as they bend for the ball
>near the net [hello gooley] and wait for a love injection."
>
Actually, I'm at work right now.  I am, however, seriously considering the
possible repercussions of my boss or some other member of this department
walking by my office to find me masturbating feverishly in front of my pc.  I
must admit though, the phrase "crack of their butt" is weighing heavily on my
decision.
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                        "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dickson@mbir.mnet.uswest.com (Steve Dickson)
Subject: Re: boulder blues
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: U S WEST Communications, Inc.
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 21:55:44 GMT

In article <-0!ny!r.gooley@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
wrote:
> 
> I am in Boulder, Colorado.

Go away !!!!!!!!!!   go ***___FAR___*** away !!!!!!!!! wretched, filthy
SLIME!!!


> 
> I am looking for an apartment.
> 


Disco back to wherever you disco'd here from, and/or DIE !!!!!


> I used to love this town, weird though it is.  {I am told that "Mork and
> Mindy" was set here.  That seems suitable.)
> 

It was great before you filthy disco-clones invaded  DIE PIG DIE !!!!

> Now I believe that it should be nuked until it glows.

Disco-neutron bomb to slay the filthy disco-clone alien-invadors !!!!
it already glows from your filthy disco-auras!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> Mark., too many slimy apartment agents here have gotten me peeved

they're just here to prey on you, foul fiend !!!!!  You deserve NO BETTER !

> gooley@netcom.com

Psst..Hey, Guido- It's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the
cheese, and you're the lemon merchant, get it? And he knows it, that's why
he's gonna KEEL us. So we gotta beat it, yeah. Before he lets loose the
marmosets on us. Don't worry little missy, I'll save you !
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What The Grass Thought
Distribution: world
Date: 25 Aug 92 18:35:31 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love


		We got tired
		of being stepped on
		so
		Charlie and I
		ate his feet.

--
"They never go far," he said with a chuckle. "They never do what they
set out to do. Always pecking at new things are the *Bandar-log*."

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 06:41:26 GMT

In article <la06lbINNsrp@aludra.usc.edu> rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>
>Quit the feminist/antifeminist bullshit.
>This is talk.bizarre.
>We hate men and women alike.

that's easy for you to say; you're not
being spattered with the sputum of ten
thousand mentally crippled idiots making
derisive remarks about your body organs
every time you log in.  i have fucking
had it.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hitler@evil.demon.co.uk (hitler)
Subject: Rachel
X-BBS-Msg-Type: E
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 17:50:57 +0000


Rachel talks more shite than Winder.

fis@evil.demon.co.uk

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Wash That Bohemian
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 23:03:51 GMT

(Christine Nelson) writes:
>( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>|> >|> >>Angst you glad you use Dali?
>|> >|> >Klee, Seurat, Seurat.
>|> >|> You've got nothing, Toulouse.
>|> >Donatella me. I don't want to know.
>|> With puns like this, you could make Monet as a stand-up.
>Maybe go on Turina big city?
You can Gaughin knotted too.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Mr Wonderful
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 14:24:53 GMT


Yes, Mr Wonderful, bio-chem grad stud from Utah, exists. In fact, I have just
had phone contact with this earth human. Maybe well do lunch.

Wow, a real live t.b.-ite. And I thought y'all were just figments of my
slightly bent imagination.

-r

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: My Generation, by steve Franklin
Keywords: WHO     IS     THIS      GUY    ?????
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 01:57:54 GMT

In <1992Aug28.183939.19246@cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
>In article <BtpF9J.E6s@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)  
>writes:
>*   Apparently - you, as a member of this generation contribute bullshit.
>*How much do YOU do my friend? I can guess at very little. Then again, your
>*idea of a positive contribution and mine are quite different, I assure you.
>Emptying your sperm into the shower drain is positive?

That's the most helpful thing stevie can do for humanity.  Anything to prevent
his genes from propagating.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: "Police blame 'cruel' attack on jealousy"
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 18:13:19 GMT

This was printed in my local paper and is pretty
disgusting, so if 'Scrotum Self-Repair' made you
squeamish, hit 'n' now.

An attack at a motel that police called "bizarre
and cruel" has left one man in the hospital.

The 41-year-old man, who had checked in with his
girlfriend, was stabbed in the chest and had his
penis torn off with locking pliers during an at-
tack Saturday that police blame on the woman's
former boyfriend.

Police arrested Terry L. Barron, 53, about four
hours after the attack and charged him with two
counts of attempted murder and one count of 
attempted burglary.

The man's penis was taken to the hospital to see
if it could be reattached, investigators say.
Tampa General spokeswoman Cindy Tanner declined
to give details on the man's treatment.

mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Re: The Wit of Steve Franklin (was: And Now, You're A Halfwit!!)
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 22:04:48 GMT

Steve Franklin writes:
>
>Incedentally, you know I'm 19

Hah.

And a damned discredit, I may add, to the class.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: please continue
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:14:13 GMT

adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton) writes:
eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman) writes:
rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
nj writes:
He plunged his hands into the vat of teeming lice, then poured them over his
mother, making sure to cover her well.  "Ok, Mum, when you're ready, make sure
to put the hat on." He ignited the butane torch and slowly approached the
terrapin tank.  Carefully opening the lid at arms length he pushed the flame
back into the torch with his right hand while his left hand was grabbing the

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"Been there, done that
 Been there, don't want to go back"  --Brian Eno & John Cale
Current Album--Iggy Pop:Blah Blah Blah
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: infernal seasonings again
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 17:31:26 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Red Zinger.
Lemon Zinger.
Zinger Zewing Machinez.
Izzac Bazheviz Zinger.

Mark., now to make a long list of these
gooley@netcom.com
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28738 alt.fan.letterman:211
From: jbeer@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jason R. Beerhalter)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Date: 3 Sep 92 16:13:49 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

Or what about when they had those eagle trainers on and the bird was supposed
to fly from one building to the other and instead decided to fly away? One of
the trainers stuck his head out the window looking around for it and Dave
went into dumb guy persona pretending to be the trainer saying,"Where the
hell's that bird?"

DUMB GUY KILLS ME!!!

Jason R. Beerhalter
jbeer@lonestar.utsa.edu
jbeer%UTSAVM1.BITNET@ricevm1.rice.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY THEORY NUMBER 1
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 00:51:14 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

>The scary thing is that there actually is another person named gooley
>who works for US West.

>Mark.

I wondered why it was "mgooley" instead of just "gooley".

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: Re: Relief
Keywords: Oh shit
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 16:57:43 GMT

Followup-To: talk.bizarre, alt.buttharp, alt.fucked.up.day
Distribution: world

In article <1992Aug27.165133.8558@cs.rose-hulman.edu>  
jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
*Distribution: world
*
*In article <6014@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil  
*(rpwhite) writes:
**mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
**
**>(Maybe somebody like the guy a while ago who posted an original article to  
*misc.test. Sheesh!)
**
**Actually, I have noticed that misc.test is full of original articles lately.
**Closer examination revealed them to be originating from dartmouth.edu.
**Kinda makes you wonder what they're teaching them up there.
*
*The art of self-praise???
*
*I mean, how else will they get any fan mail?
*
*This makes _me_ wonder about their social life.
*--
*************************************************************************
* the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
*(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
*                      "Everything is relative."
*************************************************************************

Guess I'll have to examine this and look at myself for awhile.

Jeffrina "how the HELL did I miss those FOLLOWUPS" Davidsonski
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: English usage
Date: 31 Aug 92 10:16:36 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <11996@optilink.UUCP> cramer@optilink.UUCP (Clayton Cramer)
writes:

#  You don't know what's involved with using a handgun for self-defense.  They
#  are only so-so for reliably incapacitating an attacker.  Multiple shots are
#  not appropriate, but necessary -- especially against an attacker with a
#  machete at close range.  Even when effective, it can take many seconds to
#  make an attacker non-lethal. 

Why does it take this guy so many words to say ``The best way of dealing
with an intruder on your premises is to kill them.  To be sure of killing
someone you have to shoot them more than once?''


-- Ken "In a controversy situation these arguments are only so-so.  To
   offer reasonable assurance of convincing an articulate opponent requires
   multiple restatements of indistinguishable polysyllables, especially if
   you're wrong and she's right" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.rap
From: maxi@carina.unm.edu (Michelle Reinecke)
Subject: Re: Where Are YOU???? misha's friends
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 19:09:27 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque NM

In article <7s#nn_g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
>)I am a single black female, very tall, seeking people to correspond
>)with from any corner of the world. i will discuss any topic, and will
>)respond to any/all posts sent to me.
>
>Dear Michelle,
>
>Why do black people have such big lips?
>
>Rog
>

Well Rog,
	This is Michelle. I read through this newsgroup looking
specifically for the issue you made over my post. Some very nice
person had the GUTS to write me, (unlike you, obviously). As I
mentioned in my add I will discuss any topic, but I neither find
this cross post funny or worth really answering beyond the fact
that it is genetic. If you are going to make a habit of posting
these derrogatory questions....let's just say there are a lot of
people who would not only be interested in this question, but I'm
sure we can fill your mailbox!! <little....*&%$#@%^%$@$^&%>

Black Beauty,
Michelle
>
>
>-- 
>____________________________________________________________
>___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
>Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
>Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Wash That Bohemian
X-Xxdate: Wed, 26 Aug 92 18: 22:53 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 17:16:58 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.102502.14015@walter.cray.com> Christine
Nelson, nelson@eastrg1.cray.com writes:
>|> >>|> >>Angst you glad you use Dali?
>|> >>|> >Klee, Seurat, Seurat.
>|> >>|> You've got nothing, Toulouse.
>|> >>Donatella me. I don't want to know.
>|> >With puns like this, you could make Monet as a stand-up.
>|> You should see my Van Gogh when you step on Degas.
>Lunch time...mmm...the Rubens look good today.
Yes, but did you bring enough Manet?


.sig under construction...

John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: 'LOSS OF VIRGINITY' STORIES
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 20:27:33 GMT

There was a chill in the air.  Fragments of her soft, white body showed
through spaces in the flannel sheets.  I sat down slowly on the bed, and
she looked up at me under her mop of long, black hair and smiled.  I put
my hand on her shoulder, and just rested it there for a moment.  She raised
her hand, lifting the cover invitingly, and I laid back against the pillow
and raised my feet up onto the bed.  She put her arm around me, and drew
me close into her body, nestling her breasts into the soft curve of my
back.  "Be careful with me," I said, "It's my first time."  Turning my
head around, I could see her face.  She brushed the hair out of her eyes
and scowled.  "Oh, Kludge, you've said that three times this week already."
I clucked slightly, plonked I was.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Smarasderagd <smarry@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: premature debridement considered harmful
Organization: usenet gateway ZOOiD stochastic hyphen
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 09:34:59 GMT
Summary: character assassination in the burn ward

If you keep picking at it, it'll never get better.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 16:33:37 GMT

In <1992Sep1.070726.10773@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:

>In article <1992Aug31.181105.27695@mail.cornell.edu> John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu> writes:
>>
>>Jeezus, Roger.  Image or not, reputation or not, Sarcasso or not, why
>>don't you chill out a bit?

>because he wants the attention REAL BAD.
>my mother-in-law's dogs shit on the floor
>when they want attention, too.
>m
>if only i could put him in EVERYBODY'S killfile

You know, it's not a crime to use all 80 columns just once in a while.

steve
-- 
aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: T.b bumper stickers
Organization: soc.singles
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 23:21:28 GMT

In soc.singles wjb@moscom.UUCP (Bill de Beaubien) writes:
> It is kind of amazing that somewhere in the neighborhood of 1 person in 3000 
> in the U.S. reads this group.

     Wow.  That means if I go to a football game
with about 60,000 people in the stands I can
smugly sit there confident in the knowledge that
somewhere in the stadium are twenty people who
have heard of Starcap'n Ra.

     Think of all the people you encounter just
driving around.  Hey, maybe I'll get a "Honk
if you know Starcap'n Ra!" bumper sticker.  No,
fuck that, they might have a gun in the car.
Besides, "Honk if you haven't fucked Gooley!"
would be much more fun.

     Perhaps a whole line of t.b bumper stickers
would be in order.

      Honk if you know Starcap'n Ra!
      Honk if you haven't fucked Gooley!
      Honk if you want to know what Karen's wearing today!
      Honk if you've never fucked Richh without getting tied up first!
      Honk if your daughter wants to marry Carasso!
      Honk if you ate a finch today!
      Honk if you want JTEM's cat to bite your dick!
      Honk if you liked Kent better when he was depressed and horny!
      Honk if you gave to Mother Theresa today!
      Honk if you want to be hung by your feet and flensed by gypsy!
      Honk if you can tell Sho and cj apart!
      Honk if you want a butt harp for Christmas!
      Honk if your cancer was caused by X Industries!
      Honk if you're a newbie!  Then fuck off!
      Honk if you're Rictus Hep!


--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: Any Japanese Pussy Available?
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 92 04:09:22 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN SOC.CULTURE.JAPAN 

umsalte2@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Mystery) writes:
)
)I really need a virgin Japanese, hightec cunt!!!!!!
)

I HAVE A NEW HERO.


-- 
--
cj gypsy
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27931 rec.motorcycles:29414
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.motorcycles
Subject: I sold my motorcycle today
Date: 29 Aug 92 14:57:18 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

I sold my motorcycle today, now I have no ride until I get back to
california (a couple of weeks).  Shit!  I just heard some *BRATBIKE*
outside blipping his throttle.


I'm having withdrawl symptoms . . . 
-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: caprine love
Date: 3 Sep 92 20:56:10 GMT

Fellow net.goddess watchers, time to update your musical beds scorecards!

Apparently cj's love life has taken another shaggy turn for the worse;
after giving up her chance at Markian Gooley in a reaction to the bad
vibes of an unexplicated dream scenario, she tells us (article slightly
edited for brevity ;-) ):

> Lance refused ... me.  Horrible man....

> Goats are much cuter....

> *That* is what I call a fun animal.

And so another lucious goddess of t.b falls under the sway of a party
animal, to the despair of female objectifying, barely pubescent, saliva
retention challenged, keyboard jisming, homo sapiens males netwide.

Sob!

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
Sorry, Christine, I couldn't resist.
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: FEMINIST/DYKE JOKES WANTED
Date: 31 Aug 92 15:16:13 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) dazzles the humor world with:

>In article <blah> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>>know good humor? ha!  they don't even know a good stiffy when they see one.
>
>Sure they do!  A good stiffy is one that has been cut off!!!
>
>ata boy

HAW HAW@!@!@@!#!#!@

I GET IT!@!@!@!#!#!@!@

FEMINISTS WANT TO CUT GUYZ DICKS OFF!@!@@!@@!@!@

DAN QAUYLE CANT SPELL!@!@!@!@@!

HAW@!@ HAW@!@ THANKS FOR BRIGHTENING MY MONDAY!@!@

HAW HAW HAW!@!@

-rob, the only reason i havent yet killfiled ata and franklin is cause
i wouldnt get gyspy's posts if i did
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful, confession
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 21:13:36 GMT

jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
: 
: 
: My life has had considerably more humor in it since I started reading  
: talk.bizarre.

It'll have even more once you stop reading rec.humor.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"While we talk, I will hit your head with a nail
 to make you understand me"  --Ivor Cutler
Current Album--ABBA:Love Songs
Current Read--Charlotte Bronte:Villette
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re:  Love letters to the Universe
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 06:03:32 GMT

larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky) writes:

>One of us has a beard
>One of us is perpetually angry (well, quasi-perpetually).
>One of us knows enough about UUCP and Usenet to set up a site
>Not all of us are caucasian
>Two of us can draw rather well.
>One us plays keyboards extremely badly.  The other two don't play at all.
>At least one of us has testicles.  At least one of us doesn't.
>In "Inversion" I mention two roommates.  In "Getting to work early"
>  Grendel mentions two cats.  These are not the same two entities.
>
>Q: How many of us are there?

One - Rictus Hep.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
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