HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Strange Place Names (English)
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 19:15:17 GMT

In article <C1AJ1x.CK9@news.ucs.mun.ca> cwelsh@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Craig Welsh  ) writes:
>>>Well, i was perusing the latest Europe map sent out
>>>by National Geographic.  There's a town about 60km
>>>south of Minsk in Belarus called.....Slutsk!

>>	How about Dildo, Newfoundland. 
>>	Colon, Panama.


And let us not forget Soab, Canada, named after Lake Soab, which
was named by the survey crew that was visited by Murphys' Law
to such an extent that the only comment they had on the area was,
"This place is a son of a bitch!" (they had problems with their
float plane, camp, weather, radio, just *everything* went wrong).


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
Windows NT documentation: "Command to change password    CTL-ALT-DEL"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: 187646370@vill.edu (TICKLES)
Subject: testing
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: Villanova University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 17:43:00 GMT

Just trying to see if this posts ok from here.
From: sh09@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (STEVEN HIGGINS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Read this in case of fire.
Date: 24 Jan 93 16:45:10 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <C1C9FL.C2r@coral.cs.unm.edu>, sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta)
 writes:
>In article <1jsdmaINNpri@crcnis1.unl.edu> e_p@unl.edu (edgar pearlstein) writes
:
>>
>>   Not now, you idiot.  IN CASE OF FIRE.
>Hey! This post really raised my ire...

    Aw, chill out.  They have nothing better to do in Nebraska except
    scoop snow this time of year.  Think of it as Revenge!  :-)

    
-- 
~Steve
sh09@lehigh.edu
From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Program to convert .EXE to a "C" sourc
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 18:44:43 PST
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

f005@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu writes:
...
> Rec.Humor is for jokes and humor and the like.  There is absolutely nothing
> funny about this posting.  Go post somewhere else and leave this newsgroup fo
> real people that things better to do than talk about compilers.

    Isn't that what you'd call a self referential posting?  (this
sentence no verb).

 _
Kevin D. Quitt      96.37% of all statistics are made up.     srhqla!quest!kdq
From: stannaee@eee.bham.ac.uk (Mr. Eric E. Stannard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Super Gross Joke! READ! RESPOND!
Date: 27 Jan 1993 22:13:22 GMT
Organization: The University of Birmingham, England
NNTP-Posting-Host: dunagiri.eee.bham.ac.uk
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]


--
Sorry about the last posting, this is what is should have said...


Whats the worse thing about having oral sex with someone with a hairless pussy?


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rma@mfltd.co.uk (Richard M. Ashton (x5422))
Subject: Re: Silly Mr Men (Picture#1-12k)
Reply-To: rma@mfltd.co.uk
Organization: Micro Focus Ltd (UK)
Distribution: mf
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 15:27:41 GMT

Any chance of mailing the rest of them to us guys at MF ? Mr Vomit caused
a stir !!!!!!

In article <1993Jan25.140840.15491@bradford.ac.uk>, E.A.Kendrick@bradford.ac.uk (EA KENDRICK) writes:
|> There are many more available, however most should really go in alt.tasteless.


Richard M. Ashton      | Micro Focus,    | Tel: 0635-565422
Systems Programmer,    | 26 West Street, | Fax: 0635-33966
International Customer | Newbury, Berks. | rma@mfltd.co.uk
Engineering Group.     | RG13 1JT.       |
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: James Belushi Films
Date: 28 Jan 93 19:49:46 GMT
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)

In article <1993Jan28.060205.97240@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN) writes:


>In article <C1J3qo.Lx9@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, am49469@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander M
>esin ) writes:
>>I am trying to get a list of movies that Jim Bolushi has played in.  So far,
>                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^
>He prefers James, and I think it's Belushi.
>
>>I only have five:
>>
>>About Last Night
>>Red Heat
>>Taking Care of Business
>>Real Men
>>K-9
>
>Mr. Destiny
>Trading Places
>Curly Sue
>There was another one he was in, but the name escapes me.  He played a
>retarded man.  Whoopi Goldberg was also in it.
>
>>
>>I am sure there are more, but I can't think of them.  I home some of you
>>can help.  Thanks a lot
>>.
>>
>-- 
>
>Tom Schmidlin
>TES0@LEHIGH.EDU
>215-758-0872

Say...is it possible....that you have forgot...

          B L U E S  B R O T H E R S !?


-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

War isn't fought to decide who is right
   but who is left.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 15:47:02 EST
From: <CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Read this in case of fire.
Distribution: world

In article <1jsdmaINNpri@crcnis1.unl.edu>, e_p@unl.edu (edgar pearlstein) says:
>
>   Not now, you idiot.  IN CASE OF FIRE.

Damn! I needed some useful advice. The smoke's getting thick.

-Craig
From: ptb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (PETER TALAN BERGEN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Wanted: How do you know your a Red Neck
Date: 22 Jan 93 18:02:16 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Does anyone out there have the list posted a couple months ago listing reasons
to know your a Red Neck.  If you do, please post it.

Thanks in advance.

Peter Bergen
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: janeczko@csd630a.erim.org (Mike Janeczko)
Subject: Re: The Cascade that didn't fall
In-reply-to: Darren Embry's message of Wed, 27 Jan 1993 00:55:52 GMT
Organization: Environmental Research Institute of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan
Date: 27 Jan 93 08:23:51

>The cascade that did not fall began with an orange.
But little di you know about the rusted door hinge.
--

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Michael Janeczko               |   Environmental Research Institute of Michigan
Research Scientist             |   P.O. Box 134001
internets:                     |   Ann Arbor, MI 48113-4001
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	 "better to be judged by twelve than carried by six."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Darren Embry <dsembr01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu>
Subject: Re: The Cascade that didn't fall
Originator: dsembr01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 00:55:52 GMT
Reply-To: dsembr01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu
Organization: University of Louisville, Speed Scientific School

In <C1H86o.MwK@news.udel.edu> wilhited@brahms.udel.edu (Douglas Ben Wilhite) writes:
>The cascade that did not fall began with an orange. 
Because the cascade that fell began with a word that rhymes.
From: fret@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Jim Viner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT ...
Date: 24 Jan 93 18:15:46 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, Warwick University, England


>	'It is possible that that that that that student used in his
>         essay was incorrect.'

The farmer wondered: whether the wether would weather the weather or whether
the wether would die. 

It about sheep you know.

Jimbo
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: forest@maths.tcd.ie (Sharon Murphy)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Dept. of Maths, Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 08:51:33 GMT

engan@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:

>In article <1993Jan25.175105.4340@bradford.ac.uk>, A.D.Brown@bradford.ac.uk (AD BROWN) writes:
>> veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher) writes:
>> 
>>>In article <mPu4uB12w165w@mertwig.UUCP> xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) writes:
>>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> 999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> 999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> they'd be....
>>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>
>>>> ____________________________________
>>>>|                                    |
>>>>|    ETC   ETC   ETC   ETC   ETC     |
>>>>|____________________________________|
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> 999,999,985 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>> 999,999,985 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>> and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
>>>>> they'd be...
>>>>
>>>>Come on, cascades don't have to be THIS stupid.
>>>>
>> 
>>>Well, personally, I find this far more amusing than any cascade.  I haven't
>>>seen this many people get this annoyed at any cascade yet!  I almost get
>>>sick from laughing at all these people telling them to stop.  I love it!  In
>>>fact......
>> 
>>>999,999,984 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>999,999,984 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
>>>they'd be...
>> 
>> A chain reaction that would cause half the bottles to fall each time
>> so:
>> 
>> 49,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>> 49,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>> and if half of those bottles should happen to fall
>> there'd be...
>> 
>24,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>24,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>and if 72.6 percent of those bottles should happen to fall
>there'd be...
18,149,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
18,149,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
and if only those bottles whose masses exceeded, or
neared within 0.5%, the breaking stress of the
fibres used to support them in such a state
of equilibrium... on a tuesday...
there'd be...
From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sesquipedalian Sayings, et cetera
Date: 22 Jan 93 10:13:02 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <21270@ksr.com>, johnk@ksr.com (John Kavazanjian) writes:
> I have a request from a friend to find something that someone around may  
> still have. Here it is:
> 
> Two years ago, someone faxed me a two-page list of
> common folk sayings translated into sesquipedelian (sp?)
> terminology, to whit:
> 
> Scintillate, Scintillate Asteroid Minific
> (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)
> 
> You get the idea.

And a good one it is! Let's just start our own list. Break out the
dictionaries and thesauri - here we go. (And don't explain them unless
they are particularly abstruse or the references are especially esoteric.)
Remember, correct spelling and accurate attribution is important here.

An overabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of gastronomic
concoctions will impair the quality of a certain potable solution made
by immersing a gallinaceous bird in ebullient Adam's ale.

-- 

oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo     Binary 4s all around.  And a "bit-bird" to you too!     oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis (nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu)    oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
From: gavin@info.nara-k.ac.jp (Gavin R. Brock)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Strange Place Names (English)
Date: 27 Jan 93 05:28:02 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Info. Eng., Nara Nat'l Col. of Tech., Yamato-kohriyama, Nara, JAPAN

In article <1993Jan23.081551.27737@cunews.carleton.ca>, fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton) writes:
 > In article <C1AJ1x.CK9@news.ucs.mun.ca> cwelsh@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Craig Welsh  ) writes:
 > >>>Well, i was perusing the latest Europe map sent out
 > >>>by National Geographic.  There's a town about 60km
 > >>>south of Minsk in Belarus called.....Slutsk!
 > >>	
 > >>	How about Dildo, Newfoundland. 
 > >>	Colon, Panama.
 > >
 > >Actually, just go to a library and start looking up some of the place
 > >names in Newfoundland. Dildo is perhaps the most infamous one, but there
 > >are plenty of other ones. How about Upper Gullies for a start?
 > >
 > >_craig
 > > 
 > >
 > 
 >  	How about Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming. Not many English-speaking visitors ever realise what this means. Apparently the Teton range was discovered by French explorers many a moon ago and they noticed a vague resemblance
 > between the mountains of the area and human breasts, so they named at least one
 > mountain "Grand Teton"... or 'Big Tit.'
 > 
 > trev

  In Scotland too there are some rounded mountains like this on the Island
  of Jura. Their called the "Paps of Jura", paps being ancient Scottish
  (Gaelic maybe :-) for tits.

  So a Scottish friend of mine said anyway, ;-)

  Gav.
From: ramakant@me.uta.edu (Munipalli ramakanth (AE))
Subject: humor
Organization: none
Distribution: rec
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 20:31:42 GMT


Am in need of light bulb jokes in plenty. 

	request knowledgable souls to send em across

ramakant@me.uta.edu
From: babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: joke
Date: 26 Jan 93 14:17:27 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

>Phil Martin u (mart4678@mach1.wlu.ca) wrote:
>: HEY STUPID, DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GREY ELEPHANT
>: IN DENMARK?

Most elephants are grey.

Doesn't Denmark have a Zoo ?

- jon
From: fret@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Jim Viner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: This is a try
Keywords: cascade
Date: 22 Jan 93 10:03:26 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, Warwick University, England

In article <C18GIC.6H7@coral.cs.unm.edu> sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:
>[If you don't like cascades add "Keyword: cascade" to your kill file]
>
>
>
>In article <1993Jan21.153050.11113@cerberus.ulaval.ca> jamal@lac_richelieu.grgl writes:
>>Don't read this message, it's just a try to test my system.
>BASIC programs-- you can run them or list 'em...
Bah, you just want someone to grease your piston
From: dlytle@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (Don Lytle)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The Association for the Study of Play conference
Date: 21 Jan 93 20:26:38 GMT
Reply-To: dlytle@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: oavax.csuchico.edu


                 *****   ANNOUNCEMENT AND CALL FOR PAPERS   *****

                             TASP 1993 - St. Paul, MN
                     The Association for the Study of Play
      April 22 - 24, 1993 * The St. Paul Hotel * St. Paul, Minnesota

   The Association For The Study of Play (TASP) will hold its 1993 annual meetings in St. Paul, Minnesota.  The conference will begin Thursday and continue until Saturday, April 24.  There will be featured speakers, playshops, and forums for the discussion and presentation of research papers on all aspects of play research, theory, performance and behavior.
   TASP conferences traditionally have provided a mechanism by which researchers in diverse fields have the opportunity to share ideas and interact in a friendly and collegial atmosphere.
   Papers and proposals for panel sessions or tutorials related to the broad study of play are invited.  Sessions include, but are not limited to:
 - Humor, laughter
 - Computer and cyperspace play
 - Folklore
 - Children's play behavior
 - Cross-cultural play
 - Body work and play art
 - Performance 
 - Anthropology of festive play
 - Sport
 - Literary playfulness

Deadline for submission of abstracts is February 5, 1993.

Send abstracts (100 word maximum), audio-visual needs, and registration fees  ($60 professional and $20 student made payable to TASP) to:

Dr. Don Lytle
Department of Physical Education
California State University, Chico  95929-0330. 
Bitnet/E-Mail: DLYTLE@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU; FAX: 916 898-4932; 
Phone: {916} 898-6617 or 898-6373 {message}
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jbuckner@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (James A. Buckner)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 13:58:32 GMT

Seeing as though we are talking about traffic rules, let me talk about the
rules as applies to us in San Antonio.

1. Yellow means "Punch It!"
2. Red means "Go ahead if there are no cars coming"
3. Green means "Wait until joker running red light goes in front of you"

4. The speed limit is always 20mph over the posted limit.

5. If someone is stopped in front of you when the light turns green,
   "Honk the horn -- LOUD"

6. If you see a cop on a bike, accelerate so he can't possibly catch you.

7. And most of all, don't use turn signals at all. We use them for aiming
   our cars.


-- 
=========================================================================
Definition of Crazy:
                    Running your own MUD :-)                          
=========================================================================
From: sbc3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SHAWN BRENDON CREWS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:59:09 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan26.220823.103180@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (
SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>>>      Montreal has to be the only city I know of in the world that puts signs
>>>on most traffic signal standards instructing drivers: "Attendez le feu vert."
>>>ie, 'wait for the green light.' Only in Montreal!
>
>No, actually in Staten Island (New York) I've seen signs that say "Wait for
>green".  I assume that's equivalent to New Jersey's "No Turn On Red", whereas
>by law a right-on-red is permitted.
>
>            - Scott

Guys,
    Listen up.  When there is a sign that says "Wait for green," this means
    that the light for opposing traffic turns green before yours does.  They
    don't want you to see the other cars going and assume that you may also.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Subject: Re: Don't read this
Reply-To: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 03:34:16 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.235048.98372@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE) writes:
>In article <1993Jan27.055836.12868@ncsu.edu>, amcandel@eos.ncsu.edu (Alex Candel
>aria) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan22.093230.21276@dcs.warwick.ac.uk> fret@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (J
>im Viner) writes:
>>>In article <1jjoklINNchp@kralizec.zeta.org.au> awilson@kralizec.zeta.org.au (A
>lan Wilson) writes:
>>>>sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <1993Jan15.223131.13489@cerberus.ulaval.ca> jacques@lac_ivanhoe.g
>rgl writes:
>>>>>>This is my first try.  I don't known how it work
>>>>>That's OK... you're not a jerk...
>>>>Not another cascade. I'm gonna perk.
>>>You that n I'll go berserk!
>>Go to the bathroom and jerk!
What a stupid personality quirk

wei hao
Philip Wei Hao Wang                   E-mail at: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
"I have loved, I have lost, I have killed those who have loved me so. I have
 learned, but at what cost, Lord, I don't know...I'm living on borrowed time."
                                   - Diamond Head, "Borrowed Time"
From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: This is a test
Date: 26 Jan 93 02:45:04 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan26.005109.58514@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (T
IMOTHY EUGENE BAKER) writes:
>In article <C1Br1F.Eo4@willamette.edu>, bbrown@willamette.edu (Brian Brown) wri
t
>es:
>>>> >>> >>>This is a test.
>>>> >>> >>Be my guest.
>>>> >>> >cascade fest
>>>> >>> Surely you jest.
>>>> >>Is that your BEST?
>>>> >Give it a rest.
>>>(sigh) Such a pest.
>>--Go out west
Say 'no' to incest.
-- 

---
This is my signature file.  D'ya like it?  Huh?  Huh?  Do ya?  Do ya?  Huh?
                                                    -sme3@Lehigh.EDU
From: babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Gung Hay Fat Choy Asc Cii
Date: 22 Jan 93 13:43:19 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh


HELP and Happy Chinese New Year.

Someone once posted an ascii thing of the chinese characters
wishing a happy new year.
I lost my copy.

Could you repost it ?

- jon
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jed3@Ra.MsState.Edu (Joseph E. Dunston)
Subject: Re: practical jokes
Organization: Mississippi State University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:14:02 GMT

rsj0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ROBERT STEPHEN JOHNSON) writes:

>In article <1993Jan20.132457.1379@altair.selu.edu>, susv2040@altair.selu.edu wri
>tes:
>>In article <crk5-190193094918@mac25.falk.med.pitt.edu>, crk5@vms.cis.pitt.edu (
>Chris Kunselman) writes:
>>> I'm looking for a new and original practical joke to play on a roommate.
>>> It has to be a really serious one.  Something along the lines of locking
>>> him
>>> in his room for a whole day, or something like that.  Does anybody have
>>> any good ideas?
>>>
>>> Thanks,
>>> Please reply through E-mail.
>>>
>>> ==============================================
>>> Chris Kunselman                                   University of Pittsburgh
>>> Systems Analyst                                     200 Scaife Hall
>>> crk5@vms.cis.pitt.edu                            Falk Library, MMC
>>> (412)648-7335                                        Pittsburgh, PA 15261
>>> ===============================================
>>
>>How about setting his clock, watch, alarm clock, etc., an hour or two ahead
>>of schedule.  Worked great on a friend's roommate.  He was looking very
>>puzzled when he walked into his "10:00" class and not recognizing the
>>professor or any of the students in his class.
>>
>>Linda
>>

In our dorms, some of the walls have cracks in them.  Some of these cracks 
are large enough to slip a wire through.  On one occasion a wire was
slipped through the wall and between the sheet and blanket of the victim.
After the person went to bed and had enough time to get into a
light sleep,(oh, wire was attached to sheet and blanket) in the next
room a swift pull on the wire uncovered the victim.  We got a good 
scream out of him!

Joseph


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: Read this in case of fire.
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 21:53:21 GMT
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.

In article <82034@hydra.gatech.EDU>, gt4278b@prism.gatech.EDU (Jensulu) writes:
|>In article <1993Jan27.160524.23877@venice.sedd.trw.com>
gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
|>>>>
|>>>>In case of fire do not use elevators.
|>>>>
|>>>>Use water.
|>>>There's a hole in the bucket.
|>>Well, fix it.
|>With what shall I fix it?
(Dear Liza, Dear Liza...)
With a plug.


Brian /-|-\
From: glk@pls.amdahl.com (Greg Kastanek)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Radio station name..........
Date: 22 Jan 93 21:28:40 GMT
Organization: Amdahl Advanced Systems - Programming Languages Support

In article <1jfh7aINN66g@overload.lbl.gov> prem@prem.lbl.gov (xyz) writes:
>    radio station in the Bay Area called    
>			    KLIT   
    
Wrong!  The name is actually KOIT, which is almost as bad, no?  I guess it's
named after Coit Tower, which is an area landmark that would indicate that it's
a San Francisco station.

>    seemed to be playing was some Natalie Cole/Whitney Houston 
>    type of pussy music.....

Definitely true.

>  ==  God! Gimme a station where they play Jethro Tull/LedZep all day...... ==

Well, maybe not all day, but a good one in the area is KOME.  Man, we have some
great radio station call letters around here . . .
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