HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: RE: POWERBBS FOR WINDOWS
From: jonathan.mosen@oosight.status.gen.nz (Jonathan Mosen) 
Date: 10 Jan 93 11:39:00 GMT
Reply-To: jonathan.mosen@oosight.status.gen.nz (Jonathan Mosen) 
Distribution: world
Organization: OUT OF SIGHT BBS, Auckland, New Zealand, 64-9-298-3805

David.White@launchpad.unc.edu (David White) writes
 DW> Hi, All.  Could someone kindly tell me where I can find PowerBBS
 DW> for Windows (whatever the latest version is - I know it's later 
 DW> than v1.8 which is the latest I can find) 

Hi David.  Have you looked on the IBMBBS forum in COmpuserve?  I 
downloaded Powerbbs for DOS from there and I think the Windows version 
was there also.

Jonathan

... DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.
--- Via Silver Xpress V3.01
                             
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: larry@news.rn.com (Larry Snyder)
Subject: Re: HELP: Running FAX on same line as BBS
Organization: Gator Communications - Feeds-R-Us 219-289-3745 
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 20:34:36 GMT

abolins@visavis.cam.org (August Abolins) writes:

>With FrontDoor, I thought the only thing you need to do is use
>FDSETUP/Modem/Messages menu and add "FAX" (or whatever your Fax/modem
>sends to screen when it detects an incoming FAX call) then set an
>appropriate DOS error level to make your main batch file branch and
>launch your fax software.

Likewise under UNIX you can act upon result code messages returned
from the modem -- for example, CONNECT FAX can be set to spawn the 
fax software, assuming the modem can tell the difference between a
data and fax call

-- 
Larry Snyder                                    internet: larry@gator.rn.com
keeper of the Gator                                  uucp: uunet!gator!larry
From: elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: HELP: Running FAX on same line as BBS
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 93 23:05:53 CST
Organization: Minas Tirith BBS (Public Access Usenet for New Orleans)

klaus@cscns.com (Klaus Dimmler) writes:

> Dennis Robinson (djr48312@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu) wrote:
> : Any one have experience in setting up a FAX and BBS to share the same
> : phone line.  I would like to be able to differentiate between an incoming
> : fax call or standard data call, and then do the appropriate thing.
> : I use front door 2.02 mailer/front end.
>
> You can use an ordinary fax switch to make this distinction. The key
> difference is that an incoming fax will indentify itself with a tone. The
> voice/fax switch will recognize the tone and connect the fax. An incoming
> modem call will wait until the called modem gives a tone. When the
> voice/fax switch does not hear an incoming tone, it will ring the modem.
>
> The only problem is that you have to set the decision time to a
> sufficiently short time so that the incoming calling modem does not time
> out. This could be a tricky balance..
>

I saw a switch today at CompUSA that was voice/modem/fax, so perhaps a few
bucks beyond the basic voice/fax switch eliminates the problem...



|Edward J. Branley         elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us|
|Seashell Software, Metairie, LA            +1-504-455-5087|
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,alt.bbs.internet,alt.bbs.lists,comp.bbs.misc
From: nsmca@acad3.alaska.edu
Subject: Re: OS/2 BBS software+
Organization: University of Alaska Fairbanks
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 11:56:46 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.142555.14225@apgea.army.mil>, rcmerrit@apgea.army.mil (Robert C. Merritt <rcmerrit>) writes:
> 
> 
> Hi there gang!
> 
> Anyways, I run a BBS. Telegard, moddified source code.
> 
> I just got OS/2 and I'm thinking about running the BBS from there.
> Any suggestions?
> Requirements, I have to run Dos online games, and run at 9600 baud. And have
> a descent message base system. Also, if it requires actual source code 
> modding, that ok so long as it isn't C. (I hate C)
> 
> Rob Merritt

Well that takes WWIV out of the picture.. Not sure who to ask.. 
Mailbe email 1-9702@wwiv.cojones.com and see what he has to say. He is a
Alaskan Computer Guru or knows someone who is a Guru about almost any computer
subject..

==
==
Michael Adams alias Ghost Wheel/Morgoth NSMCA@acad3.alaska.edu


Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: an4917@anon.penet.fi (Enchanter)
Subject: Trinity BBS
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.bbs
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 05:36:05 GMT

X-Anon-To: alt.bbs
Subject: Trinity BBS

I have heard of a BBS called trinity BBS.  I had a quick look on archie and
only found listings for the amiga.  The person I heard about trinity from said
it was for the pc (although his bbs is on an amiga.. he's running C/Net).
Apparently Trinity is supposed to be like C/Net and I like the look of it.
Does Trinity exist on the PC, and if so where is it??
Any help muchly appreciated!!

Enchanter

p.s. Sorry about the anon post .. but it's the only way from here!
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Newsgroups: alt.bbs
From: larry@news.rn.com (Larry Snyder)
Subject: Re: Unix public domain bbs+
Organization: Gator Communications - Feeds-R-Us 219-289-3745 
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 22:49:44 GMT

nsmca@acad3.alaska.edu writes:

>I believe WAFFLE is FTPable, but you might have to get the address (telenet)
>for cleveland freenet which I believe is a FTP able (kind of) BBS..

the last time I heard, only the DOS release is FTPable.  The Unix release
requires a source license for something around $140


-- 
Larry Snyder                                    internet: larry@gator.rn.com
keeper of the Gator                                  uucp: uunet!gator!larry
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,alt.dcom.telecom,biz.comp.services,comp.mail.misc
From: drv@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (dennis.r.vogel)
Subject: Re: compuserve
Organization: AT&T
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 17:59:36 GMT

jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
 
> *	learning curve for the computer novice

There is a DOS-based graphical interface that is not too
bad.  It is menu driven and avoids all the arcane
command line interface that was in the original
CompuServe.

There is a MS Windows version that is just about
completed.  You can get it now but they acknowledge
that not all the features are done.

For both of these (the DOS one certainly and I think
I read it for the Windows version), the software is
essentially free.  They charge you a nominal fee to
download it ($10 - $25 I think) but you get the a
usage credit of the same amount.

Dennis R. Vogel
AT&T Bell Laboratories
Middletown, NJ
dvogel@gazelle.att.com
Newsgroups: alt.bbs,comp.bbs.misc
From: E2KP <E2KP@UNB.CA>
Subject: RoboBoard 2.0FX to be released in February.
Organization: The University of New Brunswick
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 16:44:47 GMT

RoboBoard 2.0FX has been announced by the author to be available for wid
e beta testing at the end of  January 1993, with general public release
expected in the middle of February.
RoboBoard 2.0FX adds several new major features to RoboBoard, including:

* Upgrade the current VGA 16 graphics terminal  and host to 256 VGA!
* Upgrade the current pc-internal speaker support to SoundBlaster.cmf!
* New BBS option to allow ANSI logons (no more dual BBS's!)
* Includes a utility to convert all current 16 colour screens over
to the new 256 pallette.
* Icons are to become 64x64 maximum in size, with a variable selection
possible for their size.
* Doorware developer's kit for 2.0fx to be released.
* Hudson Message BaseSupport is to be dropped in favour of Squish
style bases.
As the current 1.06a release was held up over the Holidaysand has only
now been released, there may be cause for skepticism regarding the relea
se date. The author assures  us that Jan 31 is still the target release
date. Posting and announcements of the new release will follow when
it does occur.
Current prices for registering RoboBOard plus are in effect until Robo
2.0FX is released, when the prices are expected to be raised. (to what i
do not know just passing this on...)
_____________
Robert Trifts (E2KP@UNB.CA)

Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet,rec.humor,ucla.rumor
From: linley@netcom.com (Bruce James Robrert Linley)
Subject: Seal of approval
Followup-To: alt.best.of.internet
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, UCLA
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 04:37:17 GMT

Ever wonder what people put in the "Approved:" lines in moderated newsgroups
that have no moderator? Well, for all you list maniacs out there, here's a
collection of Approved: lines from alt.hackers and alt.crackers.

    Approved: Me, myself and I. (actually only two of us...)
    Approved: MEC
    Approved: jef@netcom.com
    Approved: satan@heaven.org (Guest account)
    Approved: oleg@gd.cs.csufresno.edu
    Approved: Not on your life buddy!
    Approved: retired terminal
    Approved: alan@nxsci173a.mrs.umn.edu
    Approved: alan@nxsci173a.mrs.umn.edu
    Approved: buhr@ccu.UManitoba.CA>
    Approved: Me Of Course
    Approved: Right-thinking people everywhere
    Approved: buhr@ccu.UManitoba.CA
    Approved: jef@netcom.com
    Approved: mrmarcel@eos.ncsu.edu (Fourth Bryan Productions)
    Approved: Saddam Hussein
    Approved: By some higher authority                                 
    Approved: obviously
    Approved: Right-thinking people everywhere
    Approved: Bernie William Schubach
    Approved: US Postmaster General
    Approved: me
    Approved: Someone just outside uunet.
    Approved: Approved: Approved: Approved:
    Approved: God Himself
    Approved: just another silly approved line
    Approved: Nccebirq:
    Approved: most certainly
    Approved: jef@netcom.com
    Approved: imp@Boulder.ParcPlace.COM
    Approved: Um..me I guess
    Approved: don't you wish . . . . 
    Approved: God
    Approved: death and destruction
    Approved: USDA
    Approved: I don't need no steenking approvement!
    Approved: by informed consent
    Approved: flee@cs.psu.edu
    Approved: by yours truly
    Approved: BJ da Bear
    Approved: alt-crackers@uunet.uu.net
    Approved: by God
    Approved: D.J. Dawg
    Approved: GOD
    Approved: by 4 out of 5 dentists
    Approved: Yessiree Bob

-- 
Bruce James Robert Linley | "Any relationships established by marriage are not
Comp Sci & Engr, UCLA     |  treated as ended by divorce or death."
<linley@netcom.com>       |
<linley@seas.ucla.edu>    |  from page 18 of the 1992, 1040A tax booklet.
From: daniel@raphael.acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Find the fish....
Date: 13 Jan 93 02:44:46 GMT

I've always wondered if this sketch has some deeper meaning or if it was just an
acid trip.  Any clues???  (Not to be talking all posh...)

T. Daniel Crawford
Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
University of Georgia
Athens, GA 30602
From: IO20746@MAINE.MAINE.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: catch up
Date: 10 Jan 93 00:57:33 GMT
 <1993Jan5.161047.11390@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
 <damiene.726285492@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> <1il7f8INN2r9@tamsun.tamu.edu>
Organization: University of Maine System

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Pole to Pole on A&E with Michael Palin
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 03:14:06 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>World premire tonight. On Arts & Entertainment Cable channel in the USA
>>at 8pm Eastern Standard Time. Michael Palin's Pole to Pole. Where he crosses
>>the earth from Pole to Pole, just to prove he can do it. This is the pilot
>>episode, in which a new series is supposed to begin. I believe its will
>>be at least 10 episodes and will air all winter and into early spring.

>World premiere, eh? That's a wee bit strange... I must've gotten
>myself a time machine (or drunk too much, and had precognative
>dreams) coz I've seen it. Oh well. It's quite nice. The best bit is
>his last phone call to his wife (last episode I think) Tray fnuuy.

We've seen it too.... wow.

>>A must see for any python fan.
>I prefer anaconda's myself.
ARGH! KEEP SNAKES AWAY FROM ME!

>>Jester aka wow, useful information
>mNSio kak it's OK, Jessie... we're usd to it.
Eccles ala ?
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: catch up
Date: 5 Jan 93 23:11:30 GMT
	    <damiene.726212805@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
Reply-To: aep@aber.ac.uk
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)


	In article <damiene.726212805@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> 
	damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) did say :

->kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
->>well folks, a friend of mine was blundering around on my logon (with
->>my permission so I suppose its my fought) when he erased all 
->>postings made over christmas. I was off finishing exams, getting married,
->>going on holiday, celabrating christmas, celibrating new years, and
->>resting and I did'nt notice till now.  Did I miss anything?
->
->Yes, we had full colour naked pictures of Monis and Jester having sex
->but that was just page 1.

Boy, I missed that too, damn....

Although I did catch the bit with the whooping Llamas.

I am going to have to get the people around here to fix the newfeed..
->
->>chestnutt aka somewhere in bliss
->Eccles aka Silly person, you wear yourself away like that.
Pag aka And you don't want to go wearing yourself now do you??
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 02:24:18 GMT

mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>>(clown waves) "Start Again ..."
>>NOOOOOOO one exzpects the Spanish Inquisition....
>>I'm sorry, I've got the wrong sketch, I'll come in again.

>YOU STUPID GIT! I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE--
>Oh...maybe I haven't. This is forgetfulness...you want sketch openings...
>15C...downstairs...I use to work in Abuse, you know...twit.

I'm so sorry to hear that - I'm sure there's a cure however, just
try this one, old family recipee, where is it, ah, here it is:
Eye of newt
Tongue of frog
One bottle of tequila.

>>>>chestnutt aka somewhere in bliss
>>>Jamesa fnork somewhere in Rochester (quite the opposite of bliss, I assure you)Eccles aka Where ami I
>Ratboy aka You, sir, are in *Rome* (Ahhhhhhhhh!)
Eccles aka Now I'm in trouble - I don't have bus fare home.









Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Pole to Pole on A&E with Michael Palin
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 00:26:55 GMT

>World premire tonight. On Arts & Entertainment Cable channel in the USA
>at 8pm Eastern Standard Time. Michael Palin's Pole to Pole. Where he crosses
>the earth from Pole to Pole, just to prove he can do it. This is the pilot
>episode, in which a new series is supposed to begin. I believe its will
>be at least 10 episodes and will air all winter and into early spring.

World premiere, eh? That's a wee bit strange... I must've gotten
myself a time machine (or drunk too much, and had precognative
dreams) coz I've seen it. Oh well. It's quite nice. The best bit is
his last phone call to his wife (last episode I think) Tray fnuuy.

>A must see for any python fan.
I prefer anaconda's myself.

>Jester aka wow, useful information
mNSio kak it's OK, Jessie... we're usd to it.
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see? Jest
Date: 11 Jan 93 15:29:54 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie  writes:
> >this is all about monty python huh. It's interesting stuff you write about
> >them. heh.
> 
> Nope, we write only complete and utter drivel, dew picked, and flown
> in from Iraq, dirtied with the finest quality
> water-that-comes-anywhere-near-my-bedroom, lightly killed, and the
> sealed in succulent Swiss quintuple-smoothe trebble cream milk
> chocolate, and lovingly frosted with bollocks.
And we haven't even gotten to the Anthrax Ripple, or the Ram's Bladder Cup!
> 
> MSNio
Eric aka Whizzo, Inc. president and dictator for life (and death)
-- 
"Why should I have nightmares?  I give them to you." -- Stephen King

SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTOS NUNC -- We gladly feast on those who would 
subdue us. -- Addams Family Motto (as heard in the movie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:26:50 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>well folks, a friend of mine was blundering around on my logon (with
>>>>>>>>>>my permission so I suppose its my fought) when he erased all 
>>>>>>>>>>postings made over christmas. I was off finishing exams, getting married,
>>>>>>>>>>going on holiday, celabrating christmas, celibrating new years, and
>>>>>>>>>>resting and I did'nt notice till now.  Did I miss anything?
>>>>>>>>>Yes, we had full colour naked pictures of Monis and Jester having sex
>>>>>>>>>but that was just page 1.
>>>>>>>>You should see what we had 3 pages later (and it STILL hasn't come
>>>>>>>>out yet!!!)
>>>>>>>Its terrible, it took up three pages, and its still growing!
>>>>>>Well, what did you expect, eccie... with you holding the electric
>>>>>>toothbrush, and moving the rubber spider the way you were.
>>>>>Well, yes, but I didn't expect such a fast reaction without the turtle
>>>>>grease, I mean, where am I going to put the clockwork banana now?
>>>>Need you ask, darling? (if so, ask Kylie.)
>>>i did, here response was ' You're dead.'
>>Oh, don't worry about that... she threatens me all the time. Just
>>mention the way a portable telephone moves when it rings. She should
>>smile, and collapse. Failing that, just ring 977004, and...
>I didn, I got the telephone clock... or maybe it was an alarm, because
>it kept going buzz.
It must have been Neil Armstrong's friend introing himself.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

>>>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka somewhere in bliss
>>>>>>>>>Eccles aka Silly person, you wear yourself away like that.
>>>>>>>>MNSio There's nowt wrong with wearing yourself out!
>>>>>>>Eccles aka Ys, there's, spread yourself out
>>>>>>MMSkisdfkshflkhslfhsdkjmhkjnkadkjwn aka I've run out of room on this line.
>>>>>Eccles aka What a big...um.... nose, you have.
>>>>mnSiois how did you know?
>>>Eccles aka I've got holograms to prove it.
>>OSisnms kaa I didn't know you could get them that big (as I was told
>>just last night)
>Eccles aka BS
SMNsio kka BO
From: jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (Jamesa Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Test
Date: 8 Jan 93 20:59:29 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Jason_Mulligan@camelot.apana.org.au (Jason Mulligan) spews out a bunch of seemingly nonsensical random drivel:

> -- AEd V1.36f/EvaA
-- ad ASLEKFJHF a /Viv3.2

>-- Via DLG Pro v0.992
-- VzzkL DDG Il;lkj v38l.21

Furthermore, VAffa  llkJJmi L 8.2.21

James aka VAAas lI1.111.83 afdV22
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 02:25:49 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>Yes.
How about..... bananas?

>SNio
lsjen
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 23:14:24 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie  writes:
> >> >>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
> >> >Yes.
> >> How about..... bananas?
> >Or point-ed sticks? 
> WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT POINTED STICKS! You just wait for someone to
> come at you with a mandarin orange, and you won't be worried about
> pointed sticks!

I'll face anything in a fruit basket before I'll stand against FLOWERS!
I had someone assault me with one of those just before the holidays, and I'm
still trying to recover.

> 
> >> >SNio
> >> lsjen
> >Eric
> MNSisosiosiosisosismnsmsiosismnssoisois III
Eric aka put down the flowers or I'll find me a nice big Blood Orange, and then
you'll be sorry
-- 
"Why should I have nightmares?  I give them to you." -- Stephen King

SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTOS NUNC -- We gladly feast on those who would 
subdue us. -- Addams Family Motto (as heard in the movie)
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail --- and MORE !!!
Date: 9 Jan 1993 23:41:22 +0800
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: localhost.dialix.oz.au
X-Newsreader: NN version 6.4.19 #1

jeddrieb@pvec.bridgewater.ns.ca (Ben Jeddrie) sez:

>In article <1993Jan8.083546.4234@telesoft.com> kst@telesoft.com (Keith Thompson @pulsar) writes:

>>In article <28260@dog.ee.lbl.gov> envwpk@epb2.lbl.gov (Werner P. Keilholz) writes:
>>> > Can you say "copyright violation"?
>>>
>>> I'm not really sure, since most of the material there was re-written
>>> by people who are Python fans just for fun, but hey ...

>>Oh?  Your description implied that these are Monty Python scripts,
>>however they may have been transcribed.

[blah blah blah... blah BLAH BLAH BLAAAHHH BLAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *THUMP* ahem.]

>     I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY "WELL DONE"

	No I'm sorry, there isn't time.

Meetch aka I *lurk lurk* like *lurk lurk lurk* to *lurk* lurk.
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: catch up
Date: 11 Jan 1993 20:43:50 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>>>>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>>>>>>Yes.
>>>>>How about..... bananas?
>>>>No, people migrate ON bananas.
>>>My great-grand dad migrated in half a pine apple.
>>T'is nothing! My great-uncle's wife's brother-in-law Pat who once met 
>>Andy Griffith near the street where my pet dog Giraffe...or was that my
>>pet giraffe Dog...bit the nice policeman with the garters in the bum
>>migrated in a quarter can of beans!
>Of course we can't all be that lucky. My great great grand mothers cats'
>"Learn how to crash a hovercraft into big pointy things in three easy to
>follow lessons" teacher, who used to spread his left over peas on 'is
>drive way to give it contrast, once said 'Ni' to a bishop and was sent
>to Australia in two empty halves of coconuts being towed by a HERRING !
>**PANT** **PANT** <Thud>

LUXURY! My step-father's peguin on the telly named Far-timber-limber-*gunshot*
once ate this cute little doorprize I won at the Luton City Volleyball Raffle
and Insurance Seminar where I saw my own dear sweet mother launch into
a tirade about what was wrong with country and why Jester should very
well be Mayor of *SOMETHING*, don't you know, when all of a sudden this
albatross flew in with a sailor around its neck singing "Yo-ho-ho and a bottle
of Watney's Red Bleeding Barrel" before it sank like lead into the punch bowl
and gurgled something about Jehovah what?

>>>>>>SNio
>>>>>lsjen
>>>>OISsnm
>>>Lachlan
>>Yobtar aka skool ti naht rehguot si sihT
>Lachlan aka Sorry to bring cats into this Ratboy.
Ratboy aka oh, it's alright...I'm over that now *twitch*
   I never wanted to be a Ratboy anyway...






















I wanted to be a penguin, you see?
On the telly...
BURMA!
From: jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: catch up if you can
Date: 11 Jan 93 20:24:52 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>Yes.

Are you talking about African coconuts or European coconuts?

>SNio
J Seam