HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: Animals (was: Re: Milwaukee Report)
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 17:04:25 GMT

In article <1k13d8INNbfr@titan.ucs.umass.edu> zgilbert@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) writes:
>Which leads me into wondering the proper mass nouns for tb denizens.
>A writhing of newbies?  A sarcasm of oldbies?  You decide.

Well:

"The group was surrounded by a *subluminous ether* of lurkers."

-T

A momentary dulling of Occam's Razor


-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: piercing observation
Date: 24 Jan 93 22:17:40 GMT
Organization: The International Partnership for a Thatcher-Free Europe
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

It took me rather longer than I would want you to believe or them 
to know for me to realise that none of the women that I know well
wears any makeup or jewellery.  No piercings -- that I know about
-- nor any internal cosmetics -- that I know about -- either.

Ah, well now; that is not entirely true.  Helen sometimes wears a
wedding ring but she is not married so that is alright.  She says
that she wears it for professional reasons, whatever that means.

Until the Preying Mathew rambled on about it, it had not occurred
to me that any of them might be puritanical.
___
Apart, perhaps, from the loose morals.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Re: Out of Curiosity
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 01:32:23 GMT

oink, oink, here, oink, oink, there,
here an oink, there an oink, 
everywhere, an oink, oink

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the myth of PMS
Date: 21 Jan 1993 14:41:12 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1jjsqfINN5gi@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>
>HYPOTHESIS: Most people become irrational when faced with expulsion from
>	school, legally threatening collection warnings and eviction
>	notices; the additional burden of not being able to fit into any
>	clothing one owns and the contraction of uterine muscles in
>	preparation for slam dunking a bowling ball through a TIGHT
>	VELVETEEN VAGINA is not necessarily the only depression-inducing
>	factor in what is known as "Pre Menstrual Syndrome."
>
>Please forward all bids for funding of this most auspicious program to the
>below address.

I wish to apply for a grant to investigate vaginal tightness.
--scott
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my all-time favorite porno movie title
Date: 22 Jan 93 16:29:36 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan22.031433.19564@sol.UVic.CA>, rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigl
er) writes:
>Richard White writes:
>>R. S. Statsinger writes:
>>>mathew writes:
>>>|JANE HORVATH writes:
>>>>>ramboner
>>>|"Spurtacus".
>>>The Fountainhead....
>>On Golden Blonde.
>
>Lethal Wettin' 3
>Sister Packed
>Beauty on my Beast
>Christopher Cunnilingus
>Universal Scrotum
>
>---
riding miss daisy

>
--
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: TOON Fantasy Supplement (LONG!!)
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 14:02:38 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

In rec.games.frp.misc, vapspyo@prism.gatech.EDU (Jon W. Hughes) writes:
> While it is easy to imagine a magic-wielding stork or a pig with armor and
> a sword, it is a little harder to envision a dungeon-exploring toaster.

God, I love TOON.


mathew
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Do you want cinnamon or coco on top?
Date: 21 Jan 93 17:18:28
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Comments: Too often we want justice...  just for us.


I suppose I'm not predictable enough. 

I'll be late.

--
...so the whole story is completely untrue... big hoax! ha ha ha....
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: eduni.general,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NEW PUBLIC ACCESS TERMINAL ROOM AT KB
Date: 26 Jan 93 10:42:45 GMT
Followup-To: eduni.general,talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


In article <30695@castle.ed.ac.uk> emcu27@castle.ed.ac.uk ('Chem Eng
Student') writes:

#  Next Session there are plans to open a Public Access Terminal room on
#  the 2nd floor of KB centre.  I am a Science Student Council rep and have
#  been asked to get an input on the types of terminals... 


Sega Mega-Gargantu-drives, of course. 

Ken Johnson
-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    I have discovered of this
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    basic rule of the universe
the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    a most remarkable proof,
somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    which this .signature is too
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Hilda Tablet)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I have been ripping out seams somebody else made tonight
Date: 24 Jan 93 03:45:03 GMT
Organization: Doolittle and Dalley, Consulting Procrastinators
Comment: ten
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

The six penthouses in this college are deemed to be `married accommodation'.
None of them quite, er, how shall I say it, conforms to this excruciatingly 
simplified model of academic society;  nor, for the pedants, is any of the
penthouses itself married.  However, one of the very few advantages of the 
married digs is that (whilst the college cleaning staff never intrude on our,
um, privacy) the college delivers one plain black bin-liner (empty) once a 
week through the letter box.

This poor household cannot cope.  We have barely used half the plain black bin-
bags that the mystery of collegiate generosity has vouchsafed during this, the
very spring of our tenure.  Two options seem to present themselves:  either we
can find something other than rubbish to dispose of in the otherwise surplus 
bags; or we can find something other than the disposal of rubbish with which 
to use up the bags.  They are unfortunately small, indeed too small to be used
as high-fashion waterproof clothing; except perhaps for adventurous under-twos.
Helen was for throwing away bagfulls of unused bags, but that seemed too easy.
We do not have access in the short term to adequate supplies of under-twos.

Perhaps the other advantage of the married accommodation is that there are no
smoke detectors outside penthouse kitchens, so the false alarms at two o'clock
in the morning are not the fault of /our/ coffee roasting activities.  
___
That is what we call them anyway.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Found in the student paper
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 14:40:19 GMT

>In fact, interest was so high that a second sperm bank will be opened in
>West Lafayette, home of Purdue University.  The proposed site is one of 
>Purdue's two mini-malls, a convenient campus location.  It seems that the
>Boilers were complaining about the hour drive between West Lafayette and
>Indianapolis.

>So when all of you Big Red fans are intently watching the game between the
>Hoosiers and the Boilers, just remember what the Boilermakers are getting,
>something that we at IU failed to receive.  And as we celebrate an IU
>victory, also take a little time to think about what they're spending their
>free time doing.

Jacking off.


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Bloomington, IN)

and
From: ljhr@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc
Date: 27 Jan 93 08:05:51 -0500

In article <1993Jan22.230305.59367@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
> 
>     i must have said the word 'hiney' at least ten times today.
> 
>     -jane
> 
>     hopelessly foul-mouthed
> -- 

You rapscallion, you!
From: bungle@cellar.org (Sir Charles of Manson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ****FOR SALE: BURRITO!****
Keywords: Food, Mexican, Taco, Enchilada, Burrito, Guacamole, Gwakamoley, Honda Civic 4-do
Date: 22 Jan 93 03:39:58 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

truth@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Brendan Casey) writes:

> A friend of mine came up with this idea.  I had to do it.
> 
> FOR SALE: BURRITO!
> 
> Good condition, only used twice.
> Selling for a friend: contact Chad at 555-0505
> Paid .79 cents, asking .30 cents o.b.o.


   I had a similar idea involving corn.  I mean, face it, we all
know that if you're real carfeful in the bathroom, you can eat
the same ear of corn six or seven times.  The same rule applies
to peanuts.
   But I would never attempt to incur private gain from my re-
processed foodstuffs.  I would give it away, only asking that
the recipient pass it on when s/he was finished.



------
Sir Charles of Manson               "I can never be in Love,
bungle@cellar.org                     because I am Love."

                   The Cellar BBS (215) 539-3043
From: state@cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the Giant Blender
Date: 22 Jan 1993 12:37:56 -0500
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
NNTP-Posting-Host: sargent.cs.unc.edu

Kevin Schnitzius writes:
>
> In the spirit of the person who positively wrecked _The Crying Game_
> for me,

In the same spirit but not without including a page feed,

I have to say that "The Crying Game" was revelatory inasmuch as I realized
that an attractive transsexual (even a pre-op one) can be considerably more
interesting than an annoying, geeky female IRA terrorist who insists on
saying "fock" instead of "fuck."
But then, I don't care about Madonna either and will watch "Body of Evidence"
just because Joe Mantegna is in it.  He cracks me up every time.

RILCH,
Andrei
From: J.P.Knight@lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Periodicity
Summary: rec.humor.funny isn't funny and that's offical
Keywords: Maddi Hausmann, loser
Date: 26 Jan 93 17:15:44 GMT
Organization: Dept of Comp. Studies, Loughborough University of Tech., UK.
Originator: jon@hill.lut.ac.uk

We've all known for years that t.b. has a periodicity effect, which mr x
keeps under careful control for us.  However, I've just noticed that
rec.humor.funny also has a similar problem.  There are however some
differences:

	a) t.b.'s periodicity is usually very funny, as it drags newbies
and cave newts in like a toilet sucking in bog paper, whereas r.h.f.'s
just means we see more old jokes, most of which weren't funny the first
time we heard them.  Or the second, third, fourth, fifth,....

	b) t.b.'s periodicity is such that we see material spin round in
an ever decreasing time period, so that the repeated threads do stay
vaguely topical.  R.h.f's periodicity means we see the same turn of the
century material time and time again (just look at Message-ID:
<S4e8.3b40@looking.on.ca>, "Fun with Servants" to see what I mean).

	c) t.b. isn't moderated.  If it were, no-one from LUT or PSU
would ever get to post.

Maybe we should get mr. x to have a look at rec.humor.funny and see what
he can do with it.  Dropping an A-bomb on Canada might be a good
start... ;-)

Jon
-- 
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Jon Knight, Research Student in High Performance Networking and Distributed
Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
* Its not how big your share is, its how much you share that's important. *
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: marcia@rap.ucar.edu (Marcia Politovich)
Subject: Re: THE DIVINE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Organization: NCAR, Research Application Program
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 21:35:16 GMT

In article <NJ.93Jan26124238@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU> nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic Pnews) writes:
>
>Could you speak up?  I could only hear a few of the words.
>
>In article <1993Jan25.180818.3309@cnsvax.uwec.edu> mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>
>-> ONLY LOWEST DOZEN INTERACTIONS HIGHER LEVELS INDIVIDUALS PERSONALLY
>-> "SOUL TRAVEL".   DANGEROUS THE DIVINE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE COMPLETELY 
>-> IGNORANT NOT NOTWITHSTANDING.  ALWAYS PHYSICALLY ALIVE AT ALL TIMES,
>-> PERVERTING THREATS "ETERNAL DAMNATION" DELETED RE NOTHING ANY
>-> INITIATED KIDDING THEMSELVES, DUPED MANUFACTURED TOTALLY DECEIVING 
>-> "AUDIBLE LIFE STREAM" "SOUND CURRENT" "THE WORD" RE "SOUL PLANE",
>-> NOT LIVING "THE PATH OF THE MASTERS" "ECKANKAR--THE KEY TO SECRET 
>-> WORLDS", ANOTHER DEAD CONTINUE RE MISERABLE WISE UP! RE-INCARNATION
>-> "HERE AND HEREAFTER" RE FACT OF LIFE, HYPNOTIC REGRESSIONS 
>-> SPONTANEOUS RECALL DREAM RECALL DEJA VU EDGAR CAYCE EVEN SUPPORTING 
>-> STATEMENTS FROM THE CHRISTIAN BIBLE REINCARNATION POSSIBLY LIVED 
>-> BEFORE?!).  ALWAYS "KING JAMES VERSION".  PER-VERSIONS!  INTERESTS
>-> TALENTS, PHOBIAS, PAST LIVES.  DROWNED PREVIOUS LIFE.  AN IMMEDIATE 
>-> DISLIKE PREVIOUS INCARNATION.  RE LAW OF KARMA FUTURE INCARNATION! 
>-> COMINGS" ONE AND ONLY INDIVIDUAL NOT WAITING IN VAIN. 
>-> PLANES OF EXISTENCE LOWEST AT LEAST DOZEN FIRST TRUE HEAVEN, NOT
>-> ESP INTERACTIONS SUB-DIVIDED.   SMALL LESS THAN YEARS AGO EARLY CATHOLIC
>-> CHURCH THREATENING RE SOUND CURRENT BLIND FAITH BLIND FAITH GOOD FEELING
>-> TOTALLY DECEIVING).  HEARING "SOUND CURRENT" ("THE WORD", "THE BANI", "THE
>-> AUDIBLE LIFE STREAM"), REINCARNATION MISERABLE WILL CONTINUE.
>-> "SOUND CURRENT" "SOUL TRAVEL") REPLACE UN REPRODUCTION DISSEMINATION
>-> IMPORTANT ENCOURAGED. 
>

 as far as I can tell this is either
1. from the label of dr. bonner's peppermint soap
2. last week's startrek/ds9 script 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Gerald gets admonished at lunch
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 25 Jan 93 23:40:33 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: Ministry of Noises

``You eat your soup like a starving pack rat.''

Gerald, mom would be proud
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: help groups
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 25 Jan 93 10:25:53 CST


In article <1993Jan24.131437.3257@cnsvax.uwec.edu>, hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
> What we really need is a Deities Anonymous.
> 
> "Hello, my name is Thor, and... uh...  I am a Thunder God."
> 
> 					--Joachim

No, we don't. All I need is

/Joachim/j

in my killfile.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: Words to live by
Summary: kill me now
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 25 Jan 93 23:50:20 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: Ministry of Noises

cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:

>"You can't walk around all the time with a pillow over your face.
>At least tip it up a little so you can see."

Is 15% enough, or should I give 20?

Gerald, I never know the rules for these things
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10 Word Movie Review
Date: 22 Jan 1993 22:15:10 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <1993Jan23.021555.137537@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA) writes:
>I laughed.  I cried.  It was better than "Cats".  I'm going to read this
>again and again and again.

Attribution, dammit.

5150
why don't you ask jane to help you with the difficult concept
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: an6273@anon.penet.fi (I. I. Pasternak)
Subject: So they say
Organization: Anonymous contact service
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Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 13:34:54 GMT







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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cheating@ccvm.sunysb.edu (queue cue)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep creates a marketing nightmare
Originator: cheading@casbah.acns.nwu.edu
Keywords: H760
Organization: Mollusk Infrastructure
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 18:53:13 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.224529.21517@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>
>
>
>Scrabble for 1.
>
>RICHH

Misread as "Scrapple for 1."

Still a nightmare.

--M
would Swanson's take the Hungry Hep Challenge?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Zee Cyste)
Subject: Answer du jour.
Organization: Ugly Twisted Nastiness
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 03:02:50 GMT

Psychotic babbling from rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) follows:
>
>     So, how many killfiles now contain the number 10?

Dunno, maybe the same number that contain rp?
[grinlets]


-- 
                                        These are my opinions.
E-mail: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca
"Beneath this facade of laughter lies a torn and shattered man"
             - The Antichrist
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Toaster Pastry Confession
Date: 24 Jan 93 16:02:31 GMT
Organization: Carleton University

I put margarine on my pop tarts.  I like it too.  I eat them with a
fork because I put on a lot of margarine and it tends to get all over
my fingers.

I know that's not really bizarre....  Er, did I mention that I
actually SIT on the buttered pop tarts and rotate for hours?


                                        Nik
                                        Fear in a Can
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 22:09:44 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.004755.13947@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>In article <gerald.727642733@gerald>, gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>> 
>>>If not, you may have just shown your ignorence.
>> 
>> This is my favorite Usenet sentence of the week.
>
>Go to hell English teacher wanna be. Do not pass go, do not collect your
>worthless life savings of $100, go straight to hell with your overused flames.
>> 
>Good. You used only your first name. Your last would be a flame in itself.
>
>JEFF WITTY
>ARMY R.O.T.C.
>a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY


jeff-fy, perhaps if you would ask that kind seargent to remove his
throbbing member from your colon you could construct a decent retort. i
hope the fan mail from misc.test is enjoyable. whe you say " a.k.a. proud
soldier of the us army " do you mean that when you walk into a romm your
mother looks at you (with disgust?) and says "hi! PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US
ARMY! it's so good to see you again!"  it's mindless people such as you
with no ablitliy to entertain us that are ruining this froup.

						apologies to r.p. white. 
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: Just the facts, Link
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 13:48:50 GMT

In article <1k58s2INNsoe@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation) writes:
>Mark "Friday I'm in love" Lippert 

Periodicity:

6 months.

-T

(RICHH: "It's Monday, I'm in debt")


-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 19:55:36 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)


I really really love fat women.

sn00ts
--so big and clumsy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Zee Cyste)
Subject: short hard to swallow fact
Summary: it's true. Honest.
Keywords: sasquatch
Organization: Ugly Twisted Nastiness
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 03:22:09 GMT


there are no more sasquatches in British Columbia. Ogo Pogo ate them all.


-- 
                                        These are my opinions.
E-mail: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca
"Beneath this facade of laughter lies a torn and shattered man"
             - The Antichrist
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My Entire CD Collection
Date: 24 Jan 1993 06:37:18 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: nasdaq.intel.com
Keywords: Idiots From New England

My entire CD collection numbers four:

    John Coltrane, Live at the Half-Note
    Garland Jeffreys, Take Me to the Matador and More
    Garland Jeffreys, Don't Call Me Buckwheat
    Eric Clapton, Unplugged

Thus, until I buy a record of diminished coolness
(basically, any other CD except maybe more Trane
or Garland J., and some of Lyle Lovett's or Joe
Cocker's), I will temporarily own the CD collection
with the highest average coolness in the history
of the recording medium.

Some CD's I will never have:  anything by Elton John,
Kenny G., or Van Morrison.

They'll pack my nostrils with Gleem and heave me
gibbering into Mt. Kilauea before I'll do that.

				--Blair
				  "Hey, I just bought the
				   thing this afternoon..."
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Mail from our PROUD ROTC MAN
Date: 22 Jan 1993 17:30:56 -0800
Organization: <censored>
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: corvus.usc.edu

===

From 01JWWITTY@leo.bsuvc.BSU.EDU  Fri Jan 22 05:55:27 1993
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
To: echeverr@scf.usc.edu
Message-Id: <01GTTAT9JEQG94FN09@LEO.BSUVC.BSU.EDU>

Excuse me? Was that a flame you sent me about "Military Intelligence?"

jeff...

===

5150
qed
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: reward
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Keywords: no rep
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 22 Jan 93 13:26:50 CST


In article <1993Jan22.175425.28542@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu>, awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells) writes:
> 500,000 quatloos to anyone who can figure out what my middle 
> intial "V." stands for.
> 
> andy wells                          
> awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu     
> andyphys@northeastern.edu             
> 

Why don't you just ask your mother?
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: fur coats
Date: 25 Jan 93 16:52:31 GMT
Organization: Dostoyevskian Characters, plc


	On the radio I heard some woman complaining about the pointlessness
of wearing a fur coat: "wearing the skins of dead animals."
	Why not wear the skins of live animals?  Several methods come to
mind:

1. Breed animals to be thin and flat, so that they can be gently attached
together and worn as capes or stoles.
2. Put animals under general anaesthesia and remove their skins, replacing
them with artificial skins.  True, the technology for this doesn't yet exist,
but certainly it's worth investigating the possibility.
3. Remove animals' skins, remove the skin of an alt.fan.furry type, and
sew the human skin onto the animals and the animal skins onto the furry.
True, there will be some problems with rejection, but again that's a matter
for scientific investigation.

Mark., or does X Industries already have these problems solved?
gooley@netcom.com