From: rick@sadtler.sadtler.com (Rick Morris)
Subject: DOOL: TAN: Political Announcement
Organization: Sadtler Research Laboratories
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 19:49:32 GMT

Hey everybody,

IMPORTANT POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

Quince and DaCobb are officially entering the race for
PRESIDENT and Vice President (respectively) of the United
States of America.

There are some important issues facing the country which are
not being addressed by the two major parties!  Quince and 
DaCobb will address them!

When has George talked about Storyline Dragout?
When has Bill talked about Storyline Consistancy?
Did Dan mention Vivian's family values?  No!
Did Al mention Salem Dock polution?  No!

We are starting a political party to encompass the issues of
soap viewers.  The political party is:

THE SOAP BOX!

So, Step up on The Soap Box and be heard!

And you all can be part of it.  We are currently in the process
of generating our Political Platform.  But to compete with the
Republicrat machines, we must poll our political base to develop
a winning strategy.

I urge all of you DOOLers, Peels, Cores, Lurkers, Non-Lurkers alike
to stand up on The Soap Box, and respond to this First Official
Quince and DaCobb Poll.  Join the Peel Phenomenon!  Respond
Email to:  rick@sadtler.com    ...or Post!

(Quince is busy meeting with advisers and VIPs to develop stategies
 to solve some of the nation's biggest problems so DaCobb is
 correlating responses...  more later...)


So, Here's the poll:

1. Order the following soaps by importance to a President.
   The President should watch:
     1. Days Of Our Lives
     2. Another World
     3. Santa Barbara
     4. Dark Shadows
     5. 15 (Nick's continuing High School drama)

2. Order the following DOOL characters by importance to a President.
   The President should try to emulate:
     1.  Dr. Carly Manning
     2.  Julie Williams
     3.  Vern Scofield
     4.  Victor K.
     5.  Eugene

3. Order the following activities by importance to President.
   The President should daily:
     1.  Shop at Ballistix
     2.  Listen to Jazz in the park.
     3.  Drive a Mini-van
     4.  Talk to Dr. Marlena Evans
     5.  Eat at Wings

4. Order the following issues by importance to you.
   The President should concentrate on:
     1.  Quality of Storylines in Soaps
     2.  Quality of Acting in Soaps
     3.  Consistancy in Storylines in Soaps
     4.  Storyline Dragout in Soaps.
     5.  National Health Care MiniVans

5. Order the following people by qualifications for President.
   I would most like to see as President and VP respectively:
     1.  Quince and DaCobb
     2.  George and Dan
     3.  Bill and Al.
     4.  Doug and Julie
     5.  Julie and Doug


Remember, if you don't respond, you can't be heard!  Email to
rick@sadtler.com, or post!  This poll will be reposted Wed next
week (Sep 16), results will be tabulated Wed the 23rd.  Quince
and DaCobb's Soap Box Platform will be published soon after.

Also, any issues you would like considered, please shout it out! like:

National Health Care - A fleet of Mini-Vans to comb the country.
Economy - Vacation benefits like Roman Brady, Small business like
	  Brady's Pub, Big employers like Alamain...Homeless policemen
	  like Bo who live with their family in bilge water.
Storyline Dragout - How to end it, how to avoid it in the future.

PS - To those who question my judgement concerning Isabella or marrage or
     R.E.M.,  let me just reassure you that I will follow the Soap Box
     Platform (when published) to the letter - And yes, Quince is in
     GOOD HEALTH (despite rumors started by some Doctor implying
     Pancreatic Cancer!)


-Rick - VP on the Quince and DaCobb Presidential Ticket!  Yeah, That's
	The Ticket - The Soap Box Ticket!
-- 
Rick Morris                            Email:  rick@sadtler.com
Sadtler Research Labs, Philadelphia   -But I speak for myself
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