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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 12:50:04 EDT
From: Matt Wright <MGW104@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: just a punchline...

Maybe someone could come up with a joke for this...


           ...and then the girl says,"Those aren't golf balls!"



                                           MATT
From: mye3349@cuphub.cup.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 1500 Question purity test
Date: 2 Oct 92 00:03:10 GMT
Organization: California University of Pennsylvania, California, PA

request of 1500 question purity test
From: djg@cray.com (Dennis Guldan)
Subject: Re: Dark is Faster than Light
Summary: I didn't Know That
Date: 28 Sep 92 11:22:44 CDT

In article <1992Sep23.181739.17919@pbs.org>, kellsworth@pbs.org (Col. Dennis Bloodnok, O.B.E.) writes:
> In article <1992Sep22.121155.27948@ultb.isc.rit.edu>, lmj4805@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
> >>> Yeah, yeah...  and lightbulbs don't burn out, they just get too full
> >>> of darktrons, which is why they always appear a little blacker when
> >>> you have to replace them.  Now all we need is a light bulb gauge to
> >>> measure how full the bulbs are, and we'll never be caught by surprise
> >>> again!  
> >>> 
> >>> I can't believe I actually followed this thing up... :) 
> >>> 
> > 
> > 	look, light bulbs burn out because i always mangae to bumpthe lamp when
> > they are really hot and then they go 'pop' and i cant see. 
> 
> Nope!  You have obviously not realized the truth in these matters.  What
> really happens is that an operating dark absorber slowly fills up with
> darktrons because the glass covering it acts as a filter to slow down
> the absorption of darktrons.  When you bump it, you disturb the distributed
> balance of the filtering elements of the glass, causing a sudden rush of 
> darktrons into the dark absorber, thus filling it to maximum and causing
> it to cease operation.  The "pop" you hear is the hole in the glass
> filter sealing it self back up.
> 
> And that's the truth!  I saw it on Nova or something, I think!
> 
> -Keith

   WOWWW! I thought the tungsten just broke after so much heat stress...
This is facinating. Is there a way I can empty the Darktrons out of my
light bulbs to they never blow. But then I'll bet I'd need a black hole
to pour them into. Maybe I'll just empty them next to my washer & dryer
there must be a black hole somewhere in that area.

   So that would mean the sun is actually a big darktron absorber... This is
too deep...


   WOW
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From: nittab@vccnw07.its.rpi.edu (Bhima Nitta)
Subject: Re: A couple of cricket jokes !!
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 22:34:26 GMT

In article <1aptc2INNaip@overload.lbl.gov> prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem) writes:
>In article <18645.2acf2e95@ecs.umass.edu> rajain@ecs.umass.edu writes:
>>
>>I guess only cricket followers will get the following jokes because
>>they relate to terms used in field-positions in the game of cricket...
>>
>>	Q 1. What is the similarity between a man and cricket ?
>>	A 1. Between two "long legs" there's a "short leg"
>
>	Wrong!! There is only one long-leg position.
>
>>	Q 2. What is the similarity between a woman and cricket ?
>>	A 2. Between two "fine legs" there's a "deep gulley"
>
>	Wrong again!! There is only one fin~-leg position.
>
>	Ob-Cricket Joke:
>	================
>		If you want a real cricket joke, this is a line from
>	an actual test-match commentary :
>		"As Holding starts his run-up to the crease, we see
>		 Jeff Dujon standing a long way behind the stumps,
>		 legs spread wide, waiting for a trickle.........!!"



	Wrong again again !!! It's actually "Tony Greig, in the slips, legs 
 apart, waiting for a tickle."
  


>	
>	Prem!


	Bhima <nittab@rpi.edu>


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From: boucher@csl.sri.com (Peter K. Boucher)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Fanning the Flames of Hate
Date: 2 Oct 92 21:47:47 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Lab, SRI International
NNTP-Posting-Host: omaha.csl.sri.com

In article <1992Oct1.183434.11252@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu>, davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:
|> In article 1996@newstand.syr.edu, hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low) writes:
|> >
|> >Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
|> I am not wearing any underware...
Dan-Quayle-level spelling, but do you care?

-- 
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SRI Intl. Computer Science Laboratory
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN)
Subject: Re: Polar bear, iceberg, cake of soap
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 06:24:00 GMT

In article <1an07jINN6ci@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, aa437@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Clayton Hogg) writes...
> 
>Many years ago I told a joke to some guys using these three
>elements. Recently one of these guys said he liked that joke
>but he couldn't remember the punch line. I can't either.
>Does anyone remember it?
>-- 
>KB8IDJ                  The Joker                 "go toast" SIG
>
	Don't know if this is it, but it's one I heard when I was a kid.
I liked it then, but now I think it's so lame it belongs here  (Hey, maybe
I should cross-post it to alt.cascade and alt.fan.rush_limbaugh? Heh, heh)

	Know how to catch a polar bear?
		You need a saw and a can of peas.  Cut a hole in the ice,
line the peas up around the hole and hide.  When the polar bear comes to
take a pea, kick him in the icehole.
	Told you it was lame.
						dylyn
	Why post on Usenet?   Why, to...
		``...cleave the general air with horrid speech,
	Make mad the guilty and appall the free, confound the
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From:  (relgov)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: Motorola Land Mobile Products Sector
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 17:14:36 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor

In article <1992Oct2.150349.1261@news2.cis.umn.edu>, hansen@deci.cs.umn.edu
(David M. Hansen) wrote:
> 
> 
> At the school where I got my bachelor's degrees (Good 'ol MTU -- God's area
> code is 906 -- Say yah to da UP, eh?) one of the dorm houses was called
> Liquor Hole.
> 
>                                        -=Dave

Man, just the mention of MTU makes me shiver!!  It's been a long time since
I've been there. Being a school with a large tradition for liquor, I was
always amused at the official dorm house names such as Stagger Inn, Alka
Hall, etc.  I know there were more but I don't remember, killed too many
brain cells m'self :)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Re: Military humor
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 04:13:00 GMT

In article <1992Sep25.225214.7799@afit.af.mil>, jswitzer@afit.af.mil (Chip Switzer) writes...
>excalibr@camelot.bradley.edu writes:
>>Navy:	A bucket of Prop Wash (could also be applied to the AF)
>>	A box of Grid Squares (could also be applied to the Army)
>>
> 
>Air Force:
> Ten yards of flight line.
> Box of wing nuts.

And over in Parts, we'd send 'em back with a req filled out and the size spec
blank empty and highlighted.  That's if we were in a good mood.  If not, then I
had a crate that weighed about 450 lbs that was full of stainless steel 3/8 inch
wingnuts, and I'd send them back with that on a particularly unstable handtruck.
That was one of my revenge pieces.  I also had a screwdriver that was over 5 feet
long and weighed right at 70 lbs, and a 16 lb rubber sledgehammer, that I kept 
for those frequent visitors who were looking to "borrow" a tool.  No tickee.... 

> Gallon of jet wash.

Propwash and flight line are common in civilian aviation as well.  Left-handed
tools (typically wrenches of some sort) are used for new mecknik wannabes.  In
the automotive trade, you send your new helper to the parts counter to get:
  A distributor cap for a (pick a model of) diesel  (or any other ignition part)
  An oil filter for a VW Bug (that's a 1200/1300/1302/1303 etc. in Europe)
  A can of front end align
This list could be endless.  In the VW trade, the part numbering system is so
structured and rational that it becomes possible to invent part numbers for things
that couldn't have existed...which one promptly adds to the list of part numbers
that one is calling in to the other dealers for emergency procurement whenever the 
voice that answers the phone is a new trainee.  My favorite was a rear door handle 
for a four-door Variant (Squareback in the US):  367 839 205C   
  That model only came in a two-door.
(But the real question is, why do I still remember this dreck?)

Truly sad was the freshman in an electronics vocational tech class that I sent
to get a new 110V60Hz battery.  Over an hour passed before I got a call from him
at an electronics parts house halfway across town, where the equally sadistic
partsroom clerk had sent him after "checking" and discovering that we were "Out
of stock".  

And most recently, I took advantage of an error message "out of file headers" to
send a victim over to the help desk to get another box to reload the disk drive.

I don't know if any of this will fit into military humor, but some of it should
have analogs that could be spotted using the templates...
Organization: Freshman, CIT general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 21:47:11 -0400 
From: "Bartosz M. Blacha" <bb2q+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Mathematician joke



This is the favorite joke of my high school physics teacher, who was
really cool, until he retired and became a drunkard:


An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are hiking in the
mountains in Scotland..
They see a black sheep.
The astronomer says, "Gee, there are  black sheep in Scotland!"
The physician says, "you can't say that, all you can say is that on this
mountain there is a black sheep."
The mathematician shouts, "Are you crazy?  That's bullshit!  All you can
say is that on this slope of this mountain there is a sheep whose ONE
SIDE is black!!!"







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From: saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal)
Subject: Re: Mathematician Joke
Organization: liver ---> spleen
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 17:19:05 GMT

In article <1066@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu> cobe101@emory.edu (Christopher
C. Chung) writes:

>Q: Did you hear what happened the constipated mathematician?

>A:  His batteries died.

Minas?  Is that you?

OBJoke:
A friend pointed out to me the other day as we were walking downtown
that she misses the old "WALK/DON'T WALK" signs that have been replaced
over the last few years with symbols of a figure walking (for walk) or
an red extended hand (for stop).

I figure if we change back to the old signs, the nation's illiteracy
problem will take care of itself....

-- 
Sam Saal      kingfish!saal OR saal@kingfish.att.com
	Vayiftach HaShem et Peah Ha`Aton
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From: wright@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Michael G. Wright)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 1 Oct 92 04:54:31 GMT
Organization: Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia

Ahhh, all you unbelievers. So sorry that you cannot see the error of your 
ways. Don't you see that Macintosh is becoming more and more powerful every
day simply because people _are_ dumb, so they want a simple interface. And
if you think that IBM and Clone users are immune, well, Windows 3.1?

Mmmmm, when the revolution comes, you'll be the first ones to go.
		(one who knows)
					;-)


-- 
Michael Wright            _-_|\     Peg- "Al, can I have a thousand bucks?" 
LaTrobe University,      /     \     Al- "Why sure honey, have you got change
Melbourne, Australia.    \_.-_*/          for a million?"
wright@latcs1.lat.oz.au       v                Married with children. :-)
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Frequently answered questions
Date: 29 Sep 92 21:08:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: tamsun.1992Sep29.210853.3985
Organization: ~/lib/organization

>>|> q: What was Custer's last word?
>>|> a: 'Okay, what genious of humour put a soap gun in my holster?'
>>
>>No. They were "Men, Don't take any prisoners!!"
>
>No, no!  Custer's last words were:
>"Hey!  Where did THEY come from?"
>
I thought it was:
"Men, keep your scalps on!"

*GROAN*

Ratboy
From: pa_ross@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Mr Rossy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: phone answering
Keywords: phone
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:42:16 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

>I thought I'd seen a list in here a long time ago about different things
>to say when answering the phone; i.e. "Joe's abortion clinic, you rape
>'em, we scrape 'em" or "In and out burger, may I take your order please?"
>
>If anybody has a list, or just a few on their own... please post 'em.
>

When someone phones up my phone I like two say one of two things :-

"Hello is David there ?", really confuses some people!

"Good evening, you have reached the Rossy lair, mr rossy speaking!", most
people hang up at this 

				 Paul
				=----=
From: g88d4938@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MR GE DOYLE)
Subject: Re: Cascade the Flames of Love
Organization: Rhodes University, Grahamstown, South Africa
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 15:12:05 GMT

In article <1992Oct02.024850.114444@zeus.calpoly.edu> jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch) writes:
>From: jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch)
>Subject: Cascade the Flames of Love
>Date: 2 Oct 92 02:48:50 GMT
>In article <1992Sep30.131112.1929@spectrum.xerox.com> eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Craig Shergold) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep29.210250.1996@newstand.syr.edu>, hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low) writes:
>>> 
>>>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
>>I suppose you think we really care!
>Cascades are funny, just my fare!
You lucky, they not rare!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: 910427m@ace.acadiau.ca (JASON MATTHEW MCDONALD)
Subject: Re: Airplane! script
Organization: Acadia University
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 14:01:32 GMT

In article <1992Sep27.235911.11105@hubcap.clemson.edu> conradv@eng.clemson.edu (Conrad Vincent) writes:
>From: conradv@eng.clemson.edu (Conrad Vincent)
>Subject: Re: Airplane! script
>Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 23:59:11 GMT
>In article 1LuRRB1w164w@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us, tony@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us (Anthony Foglia) writes:
>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>
>>Can I get a copy too?
>>
>
>
>May I have one too? 
>
>---
>
>
>" All that is required for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing"
>						            Edmund Burke
>
>

I might as well get on the bandwagon

Me too
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From: ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad)
Subject: Original
Organization: George Washington University
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 16:51:09 GMT


	Q: Why isn't Clinton a good speaker?

	A: Because he has to beat about the Bush!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761)
Subject: Re: Hello
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 03:29:11 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you have anything better to say?
>>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps there is some better way?
>>>>>>>>>>Oh, there MUST be, I should say!
>>>>>>>>>I wish this would just go away.
>>>>>>>>It might, but not today.
>>>>>>>And yet another, enters the fray.
>>>>>>Oh gawd, time to pray!
>>>>>Will this last til June or May?
>>>>This rhyme, I will not betray.
>>>Why not today.
>>Go away.
>Yes, right away.
OK, OK!!
From: dunne@plains.NoDak.edu (Joseph Dunne)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: true
Date: 30 Sep 92 14:07:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: plains.20815
Distribution: usa
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computing Network

In article <17700@autodesk.COM> naveen@Autodesk.COM (Naveen Chandra) writes:
>
>
>   The Following statement is True.
>
>
>
>
>   The preceding statement was False.
>
> 

------><----------

This is a contradiction, therefore both statements are false.

-- 

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From: mike@leah.prc.utexas.edu (Michael Kline)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Political Humor
Date: 1 Oct 92 20:01:42 GMT
Organization: Population Research Center, UT-Austin

In article <1992Sep26.002755.16530@cs.mun.ca> carlos@garfield.cs.mun.ca (Carlos Borges) writes:
>dyck@mpr.ca (Trevor Dyck) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep25.034816.21717@oracle.us.oracle.com> jsen@.oracle.com (Joydeep Sen) writes:
>>>test
>>A new cascade, at its best!
>Surely you jest!
Won't you give this a rest?
From: saddler@bcstec.ca.boeing.com (Ray Saddler [BCS] Unix Warlord)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:33:07 GMT
Organization: Boeing Computer Services Northwest Operations

jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins) writes:
<mpben@phoenix (Marko Pirneskoski) writes:
<>: Earth to dork!  There is no 10,000-question version.  The 5,000 is *still* 
<>: the biggest.  
<
<	No it is not. There is the 25,000-question version.

Right you are, Joao, in fact, running in a window right here on my
monitor is the X-Windows version of the 25,000 question version, complete
with the hypertext links for fast, accurate and personality mapping
features.  Very nice!!!
-- 
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P.O. Box 24346 M/S 47-10      /__//  //__  /  /\ //  _   does his crossword
Seattle, WA  98124-0346 USA  /__//__//__ _/_ /  //__/    with a pen"   Tori
saddler@bcstec.ca.boeing.com    Computer Services       "Hello Earth!" KaTe
From: sparker@gmuvax.gmu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mixed Up Movie Titles
Date: 29 Sep 92 18:46:44 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, VA.

While living in Southern New Jersey, we drove past a drug store that 
had a sign out front proclaiming.....

           "OPEN 25 HOURS"




SPARKER@GMUVAX.GMU.EDU
From: scsd1055@altair.selu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Military putdown (Re: Military humor)
Date: 25 Sep 92 23:53:50 -0600
Organization: Southeastern Louisiana University

	When we got mad at someone we'd say -->

	"Hey why don't you put your chevrons on dick and go pull rank 
	 in the corner!"


BP -- goodnight kids!
From: slack@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (David Slack)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 1500 Question Purity Test
Date: 3 Oct 92 02:16:00 GMT
Organization: Hewlett Packard - Boise, ID

yes, please mail me a copy, slack@hpdmmew.hp.com or slack@hpdmd48.hp.com
thanks,
Dave
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Date: 3 Oct 92 22:30:43 GMT
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA

$ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
>Try ending a line in ORANGE!
Surely you've heard of the lowly door hinge.
-- 
Even very young children need to be informed about dying.  Explain the concept
of death very carefully to your child.  This will make threatening him with it
much more effective. -- PJ O'Rourke
From: Boinger@myamy.hacktic.nl (Paul Kolenbrander)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.sf.misc
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Date: 25 Sep 92 21:28:42 MET
Reply-To: boinger@myamy.hacktic.nl (Paul Kolenbrander)
Distribution: world
Organization: System Information 2.0 Development
X-NewsSoftware: GRn 1.16e (7/4/92) by Mike Schwartz & Michael B. Smith

In article <1992Sep23.223020.12242@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:

[Cascade removed because of rampaging (Cyber)Spaced-out Bhudda's :-)] 

Oy! You've nicked my FidoNet handle! Give it back! :-)

CYa, Paul

     O
   //\/
  \/\  boinger@myamy.hacktic.nl
... /
Gotta Run...
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From: lmg4767@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Re: Joke
Reply-To: lmg4767@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 02:20:23 GMT

WHY ARE MEN SO SMART AND WOMEN SO TALKATIVE?
MEN HAVE TWO HEADS AND WOMEN HAVE TWO SET OF LIPS!

REPLY
WHY ARE MEN SO SMART AND WOMEN SO TALKATIVE?
MEN HAVE TWO HEADS AND WOMEN HAVE TWO SET OF LIPS!