From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr)
Subject: Re: stuff found lying around on FurryMUCK
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Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 19:54:10 GMT

In article <BxzFBx.1JI@news.cso.uiuc.edu> dacc@cmp-rt.music.uiuc.edu (Andrew C. Crowell) writes:
>In article <9211191503.AA02524@deepthought.cs.utexas.edu> FURRJK@VTVM1.CC.VT.EDU writes:
>>
>>Things You Find Lying Around in West Corner of the Park on FurryMUCK
>>(not all at once, mind you)
>>
>>"The Oxford Concise Dictionary of Quotations: Furry Edition"
>>a nice juicy steak, prepared the way you like it
>>a nice fresh-baked brownie
>>a glass of Blood
>>a nice hot Pop-Tart
>>a cup of Espresso
>>A bouquet of roses.
>>ACME: SUPER JUMBO SIZE WHIPPED CREAM.
>>Bacon
>>Bucket of slop
>>Bunjee cord of Leaping and Falling.
>>desire to flick someone in the ear
>>E-mag Spreader Ankle Cuffs
>>Flowers, placed by the small plaque.
>>Head-Harness
>>large frozen makerel
>>Latex Shirt
>>LOG (tm)
>>Membership Card: FurryMUCK Christian Fellowship
>>note
>>photo of Trumblefex and parents
>>Picture
>>Pile of Mud
>>Record album
>>ridiculously full-featured powered mecha
>>rose
>>rose
>>sign
>>Squirrel Nut Zippers
>>strips of kelp
>>Tiny-adoption papers for Kathy.
>>Training Harness
>>Very Frozen Flag
>>White Rose
>>
>>
>>Let's look at just a few of these items, shall we?
>>
>>l kelp
>>Some long strips of kelp, basicly dark green seaweed.  They smell spicy and of
>>the sea.
>>
>>l mecha
>>It looks sort of like a miniature version of one of those giant robots from
>>Macross, but human-sized.
>>
>>l acme
>>A super sized can of whipped cream. (For those special occasions)
>>
>>l album
>>This is a copy of "Misplaced Childhood" by Marillion.
>>
>>
>>l "The Oxford Concise Dictionary of Quotations: Furry Edition"
>>You see nothing special.
>>
>>l Squirrel Nut Zippers
>>Arguably the worst-named candy in existence, these things are actually sold in
>>a convenience store on the UMaine campus. Don't they sound like something
>>you'd stumble on in FurryMUCK, though?
>>
>>l E-mag Spreader Ankle Cuffs
>>These snug latex ankle cuffs contain a strip of superconducting ceramic,
>>shrouded in neoprene, to give them a pleasant weight and heft.  More impor-
>>tantly, when like charges are beamed into them, they repel one another.  In
>>this way, the wearer's legs are spread to a desired gape, and yet he may still
>>walk in a spread-legged manner (unlike the more restrictive spreader bars).
>>Also, opposing charges can be induced, snapping the cuffs together.
>>
>>Er, um.
>
>
>Aw, give it a fuckin' break, Iggy. If you can't deal, don't connect, OK?
>
>DACC


Hey, DACC (whoever you are), I *can* deal.  FurryMUCK never ceases to
amuse me, and I try to share my little discoveries with the world.  It's a
noble tradition.  auzzie keeps the Random Gang pissed off, Xibo keeps Kibo
on his toes, I in my own sad little way try to do the same for the
Furries.  :)
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