HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat,alt.romance
Subject: Re: :)
Date: 13 Apr 92 21:49:43 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

From article <BMnwIw.H88@world.std.com>, by Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald):
> In article <1992Apr13.114435.1323@wkuvx1.bitnet> kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes:
>>as of roughly 7:15pm CT 12 April 1992 the number of wonderful available guys
>>was decreased by one... :)
> 
> <*wild applause*>
> 
>>Only thing is she lives about 60 miles away... 
> 
> Don't complain--try 300 :-(((

Don't complain--try 2000....

 
> Have you driven a Ford lately? :-)

No, but I've found a real Wiener!  And I get to take her into the Groves...


Lee
MJW's sweet baboo...


-- 
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From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Phone Match
Date: 15 Apr 92 14:42:49 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio, not San Antone

JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART writes:
>In article <dd80824@pro-nbs.cts.com> chrisc@pro-nbs.cts.com (Chris Carstens) writes:
>>From: chrisc@pro-nbs.cts.com (Chris Carstens)
>>Subject: Phone Match
>>I'm a psychologist working on a book for single adults seeking partners.
>
>JOHN?  John, you get the pies I'll tie him up....
>
Okay, lets see...

Custard, check
Banana Creme, check
Chocolate Creme, check
Coconut Creme, check *yum*
Lemon Meringue, check
Fresh Strawberry, .......,(well, OK) check
Cherry, check
Blueberry, check
Peach, check
Apple, no, that's for myself... *yum*

Ready when you are, Mr Stuart!

-- 
               John "J.T." Turner - jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu
                      How do I know when it's love?
                 I can't tell you, but it lasts forever
                - Van Halen, When It's Love (from OU812)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (DARK_KNIGHT)
Subject: A reply
Reply-To: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 16:18:03 GMT

	Hi folks,

	I just found this mail in my mailbox.  I am sending it on, 
but I honestly don't know who it is from.  I have tried to finger
the address line, but it is non-existent.  If you can figure it,
good luck.  Let me know if you do.


From: MrGreen@wizard.cas.tle (Mister Green)
Date: Tue, 10 Apr 1992 01:43:41 GMT
Organization: The land of OZ
Subj:	Mr. Green replies	

Dark Knight,

Please post the following message to Alt.Romance.Chat so that
CowPatti may see her answer.  I still haven't decided if I
will send anymore messages through you.  I am still deciding
on how I will accomplish any more posting.

Thanks,

the Mysterious Mister Green



Ms. CowPatti,

It seems really strange that my insurance agent should be calling
you.  In case you didn't recognize him, he is Blade.  Yes, Blade.
The one and only cut-up on ARC.  He carries my insurance through
his company "The Razor Thin Insurance Company".  (Don't let on to
him, but I sometimes think that the coverage is "Razor Thin".  He
says he has a lot of "ass"ets.  I'm not too sure what he means by
that.  He also says that he has a lot of satisfied customers.  
Unfortunately, he only gave me the names of females as his satisfied
customers.  Hmmmmm...I wonder what he means by that.  

I hope when Blade sees this, he will know enough to call me directly
to get the information instead of bothering you.

Also...nice try...my first name is not Ed...but I'll come home.

Thank you sweet lady,

Mr. Green



D  A  R  K
         N         \\\\\___________________\
         I         /////                   /
         G            "Arrow of Chivalry"
         H            (like the Lone Rangers silver bullet)
         T
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group- GRW replies
Date: 9 Apr 92 15:29:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr9.152939.12594
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <880189s.45@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) writes:
>In article <1992Apr7.193038.24682@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr5.213255.5120@uc.msc.edu> eab@uh.msc.edu (Edward Bertsch) writes:
>
>>>|> EddyB asks:
>>>|> >I have been reading this group, and I guess I am wondering, what is
>>>|> >its charter supposed to be?
>
>>>Do Donny and Marie read this newsgroup?  How about Shaun Cassidy?
>>>Rick Springfield?
>>>
>>>Edward A. Bertsch (eab@msc.edu)   Minnesota Supercomputer Center, Inc.
>Lis tries:
>>The Good Romantic Witch is cruising along in the air when
>>she hears this abnoxious babbling going on between Edward B.
          (Most of story deleted for space saving)
>>very very good."  Edward's eyes are becoming a little dazed so
>>the GRW takes him by the hand, "Come sit with me for a few
>>minutes on this rock, Edward, and tell me about yourself and 
>>how you are feeling right now.  Hopefully your are feeling 
>>lighter and much more happier and romantic."   :-)
>
>Whoah!
>Way to go Prez!

Thank You, Jamie.... **HUG**   You keep saying all
these nice things to me, and I'm gonna have to make
your paycheck a little bigger!!  ;-)

>Edward, what can I say?  Don't ask why or what, just accept and have fun.
>Jamie

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Eric Clapton (was: TushRater)
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 13:40:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.223835.24539@wetware.com> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>] point he doesn't deserve to be a star....Anyone who would let
>] their fans down like he has over and over and over....I don't
>] understand how anyone could respect him for that.
>
>Amen.  PLEASE understand the only reason I referenced Axl is 
>that that's the only public instance of white spandex I've
>seen...don't get me wrong - I like a lot of their songs, but
>the attitude has ALWAYS bothered me...

Hi CatWoman!!  Yeah, his attitude has always turned me off
too, and I hate to say this, but he's actually from here
in Lafayette, Indiana.  sheesh.  

>] Ah well....Saturday at 10:00 am the Eric Clapton tickets
>] went on sale.... I stopped in at 10:45 and got tickets!!
>
>Picture CatWoman GREEN!!  Now I gotta go get a copy of the
>next entertainment Sunday section and find out when he's
>due out here!!  Who's opening??

Yeah, he's touring this summer.  Hope you get to go see 
him.... Whatever you do, I would suggest trying to get
tickets as _soon_ as they go on sale, since his concert
sells out so fast.  I'm not sure who's opening; Ticketmaster
doesn't know either.  

**Hugs**

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin & GRW Questions
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:27:03 GMT
Article-I.D.: bronze.1992Apr7.182710.3855
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.

lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)

>
>Julie, it is a very difficult door to close, we both know this
>in the utmost way.  I want you to know how Proud I am of you
>and that I love you.  The road is long and the road is not 
>easy, but with friends like we have found in each other, the
>road is at least bearable and often enjoyable. **Loving Huggs**

Thanks, sis.  I appreciate you so much.  *Hugs!*


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Erin & GRW Questions
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 11:03:30 -0500

>I think the most important thing about your previous relationship
>is to accept that she will always hold a special place in
>your heart, and then try to learn from mistakes made in the
>relationship and how you can grow and thus better the next
>relationship you are in. Take what you want and leave the rest.

	I think that is the best way I have ever heard it described to
me.  I like it.  Something good did come out of the relationship, and
I DO wish to hold onto that.  Thanks, Lis.
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Poster Buns-Fluffy
Summary: Yippie!!!!!
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 08:29:23 -0500

lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
>
>I have been chatting with Fluffy the WonderBunny and it
>seems that he may soon be returning to ARC-Land to resume
>his position as the Official Tight Buns Poster Bunny of 
>the Romantic Fire Association!!  **Delightful Smile**
>
>AND, he is seriously planning on trying to attend the
>Summer Chat....His birthday is in June also!!  
>

Alright!  And he would be Salter's only competition in the tush contest...


'Course....you know who gets MY vote...sorry Fluff....no hard feelings...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: kojohnso@prodigy.javelin (Kory Johnson)
Subject: Re: : ) (Since we seem to be competing...)
Organization: A 12 letter word.
	<1992Apr14.023850.18040@uunet.uu.net>
	<1992Apr14.154229.9187@news.unomaha.edu>
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:18:57 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.154229.9187@news.unomaha.edu> SAB09@Zeus.unomaha.edu (Hot Di) writes:

> In <1992Apr14.023850.18040@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net writes:

>   > >>Only thing is she lives about 60 miles away... 
>   > >
>   > >Don't complain--try 300 :-(((
>   > 
>   > Try 2171...  so there! =P
>   > >
>   At least you all have someone, no matter how far away they are.

  And I feel bad about 20 miles?  Geesh!  Okay, maybe it's not a
forever thing, but I'M WORKING ON IT!

>   :(

    Sorry for the frownie face.  *warmandsustainedhug*  :D

>   --HD
--
          \ /////         | kory johnson "wannabepawedbyLadyV"
 ___oooo_o_|0 0|_o_oooo___| kojohnso@prodigy.sim.es.com
                          | busy4now balladeer of the RFA  "la, La, LA"

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: Chocolate
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 04:08:33 GMT

Lis purrrrrrrrs:
>Hey, I was watching a "love scene" the other day and
>the woman offered, very sensuously I might add, her
>man a piece of chocolate.  He said "no thank you, I'm not
>hungry."   Her reply was
>
>"Chocolate isn't for Hunger, it's for Sheer Sensory Delight"
> ^^^^^^^^^                            ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
>
>I found this quite interesting.  :)   Then, as she continued
>to try to seduce the man she said to him,
>
>"The only way to overcome temptation is to YIELD to it."
>
>**Heh heh heh heh heh**    So remember, when in doubt....
>
>                   YIELD !!!!         :-)~

Hmmmmmm...  How about "MERGE"?  Sounds better to me and the sign's not
shaped funny...  }=>

>
>Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
>President of the Romantic Fire Association
>
>p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
>      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence


Ender, Sec to da Prez
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Erin & GRW Questions
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 01:02:23 -0500

>>	Perhaps this is the best advertisement for not judging
>>anyone by their appearance.  Just as a book can have an uninteresting
>>cover, be ratty, torn, or in general not one that you would pick
>>up and read...so, too, do people.  A persons appearance can be 
>>unpleasing to the eye...perhaps they are overweight, have a physical
>>defect (scar, limp, etc.) or some other thing.  We should endeavor
>>to get to know this person before making a judgement.  Often times
>>you will find a person like this to be very friendly, romantic,
>>loving, faithful, etc.  All you have to do is look beyond the
>>cover and at the person inside.  I think it is something that
>>all of us are guilty of at one time or another.  We fail to
>>see beyond the exterior.
>
>hear hear. This is one of the things that is very good about email -
>we have a chance to get to know a person before we know what they look
>like. As you say we are all sometimes quilty of judging a person by
>their 'cover'. It is important to go past that 'first impression' and
>find out what a person is really like inside.

	Something about that closed door, though.  Sometimes I think
of it and wonder (as I had said before).  How does one get over that
type of thing?  I still love the gal, even though I know it can never
happen, and I don't wish it too,, but I would like to get it out of my
system...
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin & GRW Questions
Date: 7 Apr 92 21:52:15 GMT
Article-I.D.: barkley.LF.92Apr7165215
	<1992Apr7.122526.5515@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>
	<1992Apr7.190321.23743@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>
	<1992Apr7.182710.3855@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu's message of 7 Apr 92 23:27:03 GMT

Julie drops a bombshell:
>Thanks, sis.  I appreciate you so much.  *Hugs!*

Waitasec!  If Lis is *your* Sis and *my* SpiritualSis, then *you're*...

my SensualSis!!  AGH!!  I'm starting to feel faint...

LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
  Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland and DirtyMindedApe
  SecondBro to Rip, 'Chelle and HotDi, SpiritualBro to Lis
  'Chelle's Bouncer, Plucked From Retirement
  BackupLeatherGod and LexiTerminator
  GOGIL/DeepFUDJE's Second in Challenge II
  A Little Overwhelmed At Discovering Relations He Never Knew He Had
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Erin's Questions - GRW
Keywords: Kissing
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:44:32 -0500

epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary Epperson) threatens vainly:

>Us females can teach him a lesson he'll *never* forget...not *ever*...
>hear me, Steven? *evil leer*
>
>Mary

Hunh! Think I am scared of GEMR? I laugh at the thought! HA! *See!*

I ain't a'scared o' no GEMR or GRW or nuthin', Mary. Thought you had
learned that by now.

Mary, just *start* something....I'll finish it. *eviler grin*

Steve
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: SummerChat activities...
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:21:47 GMT

In article <BMoEE5.I0v@world.std.com>, Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S
Fitzgerald) writes:
> In article <1992Apr13.215455.18201@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>
lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
> >Of course you're
> >still my masseuse!!  Haven't found anyone at all who does it
> >as good as you do....
> 
> Hey, I just had a great idea! :-) All those who don't feel qualified
> for the TushRating can be eligible for the BackrubRating! :-) I want to
> be a contestant--who wants to be a judge? :-)
> -----------------------
> "Backrubs? We don't need no steenkin' backrubs!"

Hey!  Great idea, Sarek.  You're such a wise Vulcan.  I will volunteer to be a
contestant too, as long as I'm on both ends at one point or another, i.e. both
giving and receiving.  I can't wait to get my hands on some of these ladies. 
(Did I just say that? ;-)
 
Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushContest
Date: 13 Apr 92 20:42:56 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr13.204256.16528
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <880189s.65@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) writes:
>In article <44708@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary Epperson) writes:
>
>>Well, so far, we have two contestants...Yoda (Steve) and Steve
>>Salter (who claims to be the TushKing??)...any more takers?  Come
>>on fellas...can't let the Steve's take over here can you??  Blade,
>>what about it...gonna compete?

> Jamie replies:
>Hey, I'll throw my tush into (sorry) onto the ring (sorry) beach.
>Are young, firm, well sculpted tushes allowed?*very innocent smile*


Oooooooooooooooooooooo, Hubba Hubba Hubba !!   :-)~~

All Right Jamie!!   This is getting better and better
alllllllllll of the time!!  

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: ROMANCE IS BACK!
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 08:47:11 -0500

S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )


>Yeah, isn't it nice to know that a man can actually be ROMANTIC??? He's one of
>the last ones on the planet, I think. Besides my man....!

Oh, there's a few more out there....Steven was mowing the lawn the other day.
He came bouncing in, didn't say a word, and handed me a handful of beautiful
wild flowers, kissed my cheek, and bounced back out to finish his work....

I agree, men like that are a rarity.  We should be thankful...I am.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 00:45:56 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.132932.4878@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
>Ok, boss.  I'll get right on it!  ;-)
>
>Christy
>

Now WAIDDAMINUT here!!!  What's the deal here, Ender?  You already HAVE a
secretary AND a publicity manager!!  WHAT are you going to do with (or to)
ANOTHER babe?  I don't even have ONE secretary.  I only PAY yours...

Christy, if you REALLY want to be a secretary, don't load down Ender, he
has enough women to deal with.  I do have need of a publicity secretary 
here...  And you don't even have to type!!!

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Jung and Old
Date: 16 Apr 92 20:03:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr16.200339.2182
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr16.174350.9412@mixcom.com> kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw) writes:
>
>The GRW states:
>
>>The innermost part of us, the UNCONSCIOUS, is defined by Jung as:
>
>Which reminds me of a joke, well sort of....
>
>Old psychologist never die, they stay forever Jung.
>
>Bruhahahahahahahahahahah
>
>BDC
>
>P.S. Oh yeah, I forgot to say Unlurk/Lurk

**Giggle**   That's pretty good, Tom!!  :-)

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 20:37:57 GMT

In article <92098.173258AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>In article <riiq5INNbiu@agate.berkeley.edu>, scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott
>Gier) says:
>>
>>Well Miss 'ChelleTheMostQualifiedTushRater just where do you get your
>>experince from.  It wasn't following guys up stairwells in AZ was it.
>   There are many handsome men in AZ.

Hear, hear!! *GRIN*
>>
>>Lets just see how good at this you are.  How would you rate the three
>>tushes you followed around at Kitt Peak.
>   No, not a good question.  Instead, "How would you rate that guy that
>we both saw?  Tall, broad shoulders,...etc."

Yeah, but it always boils down to, "What a butt!"  *grin*
>>
>>I've got it.  The first annual ARC tush contest.  Guys line up and our judge
>>'Chelle will give her astute opinion as to who has the best tush in ARC.
>   Can I be a judge too?  please?  But, only if we get to see the whole
>body form.  Top to bottom. *grin*

Sure, Lisa!  And I agree.  We must have the full effect in order to make a
qualified decision.  Now, help me figure out what the contestants should
*wear*...
>>
>>I guess this just goes to show that 'Chelle most definitly is not a
>>ShyQuietInnocentNaiveWaifFromASmallTownintheMidwest.
>  No, it just showes that she has good taste in Men.  (If you didn't
>remember, she said she liked you.)

Yeah, that's right!  *nyah*  

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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From: sbull@Ingres.COM (Stephen Bull)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Mr Green
Date: 13 Apr 92 06:40:39 GMT
Organization: Ingres, Eurotech

>>>>> On 10 Apr 92 03:43:41 GMT, cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony) said:

CP> Have you been kidnapped?  You haven't contacted your insurance agent,
CP> and I received an envelope in the mail today that contained part of one
CP> of your body parts.....shall I save it for you?

Don't worry Cowpatti, if you save it, over time they'll keep posting
more 'body parts' and by Christmas you may have the whole of him
(minus a few bits that get lost in the post ;-} )

Well its cheaper than paying for a regular air ticket!

Trog
--
'If ye wil lysten this laye bot one littel whyle,
 I shall tell hit astit, as I in toun herd
 With tonge, as hit is stad and stoken in stori and stronge,
 With lel letteres loken in londe so has bene longe.
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