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From: fs_fuchs@rcsw66.rcvie.at (Kurt Fuchs)
Subject: Re: I.N.S.
Organization: Alcatel-ELIN RC, Vienna, Austria
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 13:27:27 GMT


In article <1992Oct04.214934.29208@microsoft.com> johnhall@microsoft.com (John Hall) writes:

> One of the positive things that the INS could be doing, but does 
> ineffectively, is to keep illegal immigrants out.
> 
> I have a great deal of trouble with a country which shoots
> its own citizens trying to leave.
> 
> I don't have a fundamental problem with a country shooting
> non-citizens trying to enter illegaly.  [See invasion, responses
> too.]

When is an immigrant legal, and when illegal?

Legal of course, when he goes through the INS, either knowing that
he/she will pass or hoping to do so.

Illegal of course, when he/she tries to enter without official
allowence e.g. via the green border.

So many jews and other Nazi-persued tried to enter illegally Swiss in
WWII since Swiss didn't allow them to do so. Of course, the Swiss
officials didn't shoot these 'non-citicens' as our friend would have
wanted them to do. But these unlucky people where sent back, left to a
fate, where a bullett in the head would have been the better. But our
friend has of course no problem with that (or do you want them all
shot instead of sent back, help me?).

Our friend has also no problems problems shooting people, which
try to escape economic collapse and hunger from countries, which still
suffer from being oeconomic colonies of the first wirld.

Funny is, that our friend has problems with governments shooting their 
people when leaving, but has no problems when these people are shoot,
when trying to immigrant somewhere else. Maybe he wants to have them a
nice trip as their last event of their life. What a hero!

I, for instance, don't have problems with assholes committing suicide
right now!
From: gdsimpso@unix.amherst.edu (GILBERTO DANIEL SIMPSON)
Subject: Latino E-Mailing List
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 02:17:18 GMT


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Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: LNH Roster
From: <LUCKE@NDSUVM1.BITNET>
Date: Monday, 5 Oct 1992 20:46:46 CDT
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computer Network

Could someone please mail me a copy of the lnh.roster posted here a while
back?  I was having trouble with my account when it was still here, and it
has since been purged.

+----------------------+-----------------------------------------------+
|    Kyle A. Lucke     | "Your character takes 16 Wounds, KO, and 5."  |
| lucke@vm1.nodak.edu  | "Yeah, can't forget those 5 shock."           |
| lucke@ndsuvm1.bitnet |          --Torg GM and now-dead Storm Knight  |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
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From: sl859@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: LNH:  The official Application form (reposted by popular demand)
Date: 5 Oct 92 15:55:38 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

Here is the membership application to the LNH... It's about time
I reposted it.


Hero Name:
WC or NWC (Writer Character or non):
If WC what is your Email address or net.persona?:
Powers:

Background, Additional notes, and purpose:

Status:
Group Affiliation:
Enemies:


P.S.
		EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO LNH RIGHTS!!!
 
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From: barnejd@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: LNH:  Plot Danglers and Continuity Hurdles!
Date: 6 Oct 92 21:45:35 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

>>* (8) What will happen to Marvel Zombie Boy?  Why did he change his
>>      name from Marvel_Zombie Lad to Marvel Zombie Lad to Marvel
>>      Zombie Boy?
 
> The name change from Marvel_Zombie Lad to Marvel Zombie Lad happened in LNH
> #94, with the premiere of the all-new, all-different Marvel Zombie Lad! (No
> changes, other than that the dash got taken out of the name...)  I have no
> idea who changed my name to Marvel Zombie Boy...waitaminit!  Something like this
> happened in a Power Pack plotline once...hmmm...uh-oh.  Uhhh, who picked up the
> Ring of Retconn after the big fight last month?
 
Captain Continuity ripped it out of Greenringwraith's nose, then sent
it back in time to Continuity Champion.  What the Champ has done with
it is unknown (at this time), but he no longer has it...
  BTW, the name change will be explained soon.  I promise.
  
>>That's just a few.  BTW, the poll of favorite characters in the LNH
>>has just been finished.  I only remember first and second: Marvel
>>Zombie Lad/Boy and Lurking Lass/Girl.  Full results will be posted
>>eventually.
 
> Gee (sniff) I...I don't know what to say.  I'm touched, guys, I really am,
> to the bottom of my undead heart...

Congratulations!
                                                -Drizzt
-- 
************************************************************************
Jeff Barnes                   "Mike, if my father were alive today, you
Western Kentucky University          know what he'd say?"
BarneJD@WKUVX1.BITNET         "'Help, help, get me out of this coffin'?"
The few, the proud, the LNH!                -SPIDER-MAN 2099 #1
My opinions are not necessarily those of WKU, but they should be!  :+)
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From: barnejd@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: POLL - LNH
Date: 29 Sep 92 11:28:11 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

I'm extending the official poll of your favorite 3 LNHer's to Monday.
Monday will be the deadline.  If you already sent them to me, you
might like to send them again; I misplaced everyone except Mr. "Pax ex
Machina" Glenn's.  I'll probably find them, but just in case...
  I've only gotten two or three so far (plus mine), so everyone get
them in!  Remember, don't vote for any characters you created!

                                     -Drizzt
 
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Jeff Barnes                   "Mike, if my father were alive today, you
Western Kentucky University          know what he'd say?"
BarneJD@WKUVX1.BITNET         "'Help, help, get me out of this coffin'?"
                                                  -SPIDER-MAN 2099 #1
My opinions are not necessarily those of WKU, but they should be!  :+)
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From: bxp1628@hertz.njit.edu (Brian Perler)
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: The Drizzt Danglers, by wReam...
Date: 7 Oct 92 00:44:31 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1992Oct6.142725.59468@cc.usu.edu> sl859@cc.usu.edu writes:
>>17) What about Pointless Death Man?  (Scheduled to appear in THE FLAME WARS)
>
>     And how do his powers differ from Cannon Fodder?  

Well, if Obscure Trivia Lad were alive, Obscure Trivia Lad would mention
that Cannon Fodder is usually the test subject of many a net.hero's
(and villain's) powers.  He usually dies in every issue he appears
in, only to "mysteriously" be returned the next issue.  Pointless
Death Man CAUSES the pointless death of OTHER characters (trust
Obscure Trivia Lad on THIS one.  Obscure Trivia Lad speaks from
experience).  Introducing Pointless Death Man to Cannon Fodder, while
it would seem to be a match made in heaven, would actually be one
of the most redundant meetings in comics history.

>P.S.  Ultimate Ninja is selling too many comics to be the traitor!  
>Who would be fool enough to make him the enemy!?  >;-)

That fool, Writer-With-Integrity.  However, he was killed off quite
a while ago, it seems (although it's been rumored that his spirit
still lurks in various independents and even the rare mainstream),
so we're not sure if he could still do this.     :)

-- 
"Dog bites man--that's not a story.  Man bites dog--*that's* a story.  And
if the dog and the man slug it out for six issues, and then Wolverine shows
up for a guest appearance, and the dog turns out to be a mutant, that's a
*Marvel* story!"			-Marvel Editorial Handbook
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From: v124jw4y@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Benjamin R Pierce)
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: LNH:  Cry.Sig.interlude.epilog.UN.vs.AL.Starter...
Date: 6 Oct 92 18:50:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Oct5.133142.2929@wkuvx1.bitnet>, barnejd@wkuvx1.bitnet writes...
>In article <BvnpFo.4HL@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v124jw4y@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Benjamin R Pierce) writes:

>> From the back of the room, Marvel Zombie Lad speaks up, "No, Obscure Trivia 
>> Lad's still alive.  I'M the one who's dead.  Will you people please stop
>> confusing the two of us?"
> 
>NO, no, no!  Who are these dopplegangers who keep showing up?  MZB is
>currently in a coma.  OTL is dead, but he'll be back shortly (the
>preceding written with his creator's approval).
>  Trust me on this one.
>                                      -Drizzt





Hello?  I'm in a coma? Since when?  Or is this just another slur against us,
the few, the proud, the Marvel Zombies (radiates Angst in best Marvel fashion).
It's not easy being born different, y'know...there are people out there who 
hate and fear our kind, just because we continue to read X-Men...

(P.S. Quickie update: Apparently, the Ultimate Plotdevice which I was holding
 when killed reincarnated me as a genuine zombie.  So, yes, Marvel Zombie Lad
 is dead, and, yes, he's still around, and, no, you can't have his comics!)


                                                         --Marvel Zombie Lad
                                                           LNH Charter Member
                                                           Waiting for alt.LNH
                                                           to turn up at UB :(
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics
From: kogutt@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (SCAVENGER)
Subject: Re: LNH:  How to Be a Member, and The Roster Details...  
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 03:26:55 GMT

Not to put a damper on my young pal's enthusiasm, I LIST LAD have a comment
to make or two.  

1)  The term is Writer Characters (not Word).  
                ^^^^^^
2)  The restriction on a character having to be put in a story DOES NOT
    apply to LNH members (ie. Writer Characters).  If you don't feel secure
    enough to write a story (or if you don't have time/insainty to) You may
    ask one of the story writers (the guys who have posted stories) or one
    of the Roster keepers, LIST LAD and ROSTERwREAM, to put you in.
    The restriction DOES apply to NWC's and NW-villians.

3)  A Writer Villain does need to be introduced in a story, I direct you to
    Dave (dvandom) or Manga Man for tips on being a live villain.
    Dave (dvandom) and Manga Man for tips on playing live villains.

4)  Please remember that WC's and WV's are persona's of real people.  As in
    MUDing, remember that you don't won't to do something to hurt others' 
    feelings.  This doesn't mean you can't kill someone off (after all no one
    dies forever) but write in good taste (you know what I mean)

Well I think that's all, get those entries in to wReam, cause he wants 
to have at least 100 new entries by Friday!!!!


-----SCAVENGER aka LIST LAD









































































It was just a joke wReam...Hey!  Put down that ninja bush.....hey stop that!


AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

-- 
KAHN: And I never forget a face.  Mr. Chekov,   |  kogutt@ucsu.colorado.edu
           isn't it?                            |      (Internet/Usenet)
CHEKOV:  But, I wasn't in that episode!!!       | No matter where you go, there
     (from MST3K:The Wrath of Kahn)             |    you are."-Buckaroo Banzai 
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
From: vcf1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Victoria C Fike)
Subject: Re: LNH:  Plot Danglers and Continuity Hurdles!
Organization: Columbia University
Reply-To: vcf1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Victoria C Fike)
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 01:36:28 GMT
X-Posted-From: cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1992Oct5.163652.59453@cc.usu.edu> sl859@cc.usu.edu writes:

>How does Lurking Girl get into her costume?

I, of course, can answer this one....but I'd rather leave it to each 
member's fertile imagination.  >;-)

Tori
aka Lurking Girl of the LNH...accept no substitutes!!

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Victoria C. Fike                    |   "The band is just fantastic,
vcf1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu         |    That is really what I think,
"If you must be a hero, always re-  |    Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?"
member what the word hero means."   |       --Pink Floyd, "Have a Cigar"
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From: barnejd@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: LNH:  Cry.Sig.interlude.epilog.UN.vs.AL.Starter...
Date: 5 Oct 92 13:31:42 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <BvnpFo.4HL@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v124jw4y@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Benjamin R Pierce) writes:
> In article <1992Oct5.020255.1479@njitgw.njit.edu>, bxp1628@hertz.njit.edu (Brian Perler) writes...
>>In article <1992Oct3.014116.59401@cc.usu.edu> sl859@cc.usu.edu writes:
 
>>>Later at the hall.mansion.hideout of the Legion of Net Heroes.
>>Sorry to burst your bubble, but Obscure Trivia Lad is, in fact, alive
>>and well.  And not at all happy with being listed as dead.
>>>   	"Ok, now RosterwReam, you mark the Roster."  List Lad instructed
>>>RosterwReam, as he took a pencil to a very long list. "Obscure Trivia Lad is
>>>DEAD. Good."
 
> From the back of the room, Marvel Zombie Lad speaks up, "No, Obscure Trivia 
> Lad's still alive.  I'M the one who's dead.  Will you people please stop
> confusing the two of us?"

NO, no, no!  Who are these dopplegangers who keep showing up?  MZB is
currently in a coma.  OTL is dead, but he'll be back shortly (the
preceding written with his creator's approval).
  Trust me on this one.
                                      -Drizzt

  
************************************************************************
Jeff Barnes                   "Mike, if my father were alive today, you
Western Kentucky University          know what he'd say?"
BarneJD@WKUVX1.BITNET         "'Help, help, get me out of this coffin'?"
                                                  -SPIDER-MAN 2099 #1
My opinions are not necessarily those of WKU, but they should be!  :+)
************************************************************************
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From: bxp1628@hertz.njit.edu (Brian Perler)
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: LNH:  Plot Danglers and Continuity Hurdles!
Date: 6 Oct 92 01:59:33 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1992Oct5.163652.59453@cc.usu.edu> sl859@cc.usu.edu writes:
>Ok here are a bunch of PlotLINES and Danglers that have been left by a
>few of the writers as of late...  These aparent unsolved mysteries and 
>gaps in continuity are probably some of the things faithful LNHer's 
>should be looking for resolution, in the future... 
>
>Ultimate Ninja has determined to organize the LNH and provide needed
>leadership to the bunch of misguided heroes.

I thought Rebel Yell was the leader.

>OBSCURE TRIVIA LAD...
>	Is he dead or what?  

Obscure Trivia Lad says that Obscure Trivia Lad is currently dead,
but this is comics, so you never know.  :)   (Now the question is,
how did Obscure Trivia Lad pull THIS off?)

>Who is the traitor that Contraption Man/Lad mentioned would 
>completely anhilate the LNH?

Hmmm... the current member that the LNH knows the least about is
Ultimate Ninja.  And, let's face it, up until a few days ago, we
weren't sure if he was a hero or villain.  UN seems the most
logical choice.  (C'mon, wReam, do it!  I dare ya!   :)  )

>Why and who would bring back to life ALL the LNH when many of them seemed
>so pointless!
>
>					wReam...
>				    Ultimate Ninja!!

Hey!  No fair putting the dangling plotline in with the answer right
after it!    :)  (Well, the "who" part anyway.  We don't have the
"why" yet).

> 	>Come JOIN IN the Fun with the Legion!  Alt.comics.lnh!<

I don't have alt.comics.lnh yet!   Waaah!

-- 
"Dog bites man--that's not a story.  Man bites dog--*that's* a story.  And
if the dog and the man slug it out for six issues, and then Wolverine shows
up for a guest appearance, and the dog turns out to be a mutant, that's a
*Marvel* story!"			-Marvel Editorial Handbook
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From: sl859@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics
Subject: Re: LNH:  How to Be a Member, and The Roster Details...  
Date: 28 Sep 92 23:11:30 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

> Not to put a damper on my young pal's enthusiasm, I LIST LAD have a comment
> to make or two.  
> 
> 1)  The term is Writer Characters (not Word).  
>                 ^^^^^^

oooooops!  It was Dyslexia's Fault!  She is the one that does that sort of
thing!!!

> 2)  The restriction on a character having to be put in a story DOES NOT
>     apply to LNH members (ie. Writer Characters).  If you don't feel secure
>     enough to write a story (or if you don't have time/insainty to) You may
>     ask one of the story writers (the guys who have posted stories) or one
>     of the Roster keepers, LIST LAD and ROSTERwREAM, to put you in.
>     The restriction DOES apply to NWC's and NW-villians.
> 
> 3)  A Writer Villain does need to be introduced in a story, I direct you to
	Although you don't have to post a story, I hope to see them showing up
in issues...  That goes to the Sneaky One, and the rest I receive soon!

>     Dave (dvandom) or Manga Man for tips on being a live villain.
>     Dave (dvandom) and Manga Man for tips on playing live villains.
> 
> 4)  Please remember that WC's and WV's are persona's of real people.  As in
>     MUDing, remember that you don't won't to do something to hurt others' 
>     feelings.  This doesn't mean you can't kill someone off (after all no one
>     dies forever) but write in good taste (you know what I mean)

	Oooooooooooo...  WELL then I hope no one really minds when I do the
Ultimate Ninja vs. Acton Lord miniseries, where in it Ultimate Ninja Kills 
Every Character recorded in existence!!!  (There is a reasoning behind it, 
but until I get better modem access, or it won't be published for some time.)
(Naturally this should not mess anyone up... After all you can kill and be
killed all you want in this realm!)

> 
> Well I think that's all, get those entries in to wReam, cause he wants 
> to have at least 100 new entries by Friday!!!!
> 

to quote a certain cockroach, "Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!"
:)

						wReam...
					 Ultimate Ninja!!!

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P.P.S. :)  How Did you know I spent the day battling my little brothers with
Ninja Bush!  I even still have some in my pocket!  

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The first to fall!!! :)

:)  <---I don't post at home without it, (and I am at home!)

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From: v124jw4y@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Benjamin R Pierce)
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: LNH:  Plot Danglers and Continuity Hurdles!
Date: 6 Oct 92 18:58:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Oct6.084412.2953@wkuvx1.bitnet>, barnejd@wkuvx1.bitnet writes...
>* (2) Who's the big cosmic bad guy who beat up Marvel Zombie Boy and 
>      took his Crossover Gem?  

I dunno, but it hurt!


>* (8) What will happen to Marvel Zombie Boy?  Why did he change his
>      name from Marvel_Zombie Lad to Marvel Zombie Lad to Marvel
>      Zombie Boy?


The name change from Marvel_Zombie Lad to Marvel Zombie Lad happened in LNH
#94, with the premiere of the all-new, all-different Marvel Zombie Lad! (No
changes, other than that the dash got taken out of the name...)  I have no
idea who changed my name to Marvel Zombie Boy...waitaminit!  Something like this
happened in a Power Pack plotline once...hmmm...uh-oh.  Uhhh, who picked up the
Ring of Retconn after the big fight last month?



>That's just a few.  BTW, the poll of favorite characters in the LNH
>has just been finished.  I only remember first and second: Marvel
>Zombie Lad/Boy and Lurking Lass/Girl.  Full results will be posted
>eventually.
>                            -Drizzt



Gee (sniff) I...I don't know what to say.  I'm touched, guys, I really am,
to the bottom of my undead heart...



                                              --Marvel Zombie Lad
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From: sl859@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: LNH:  Welcome Aboard and Roster Status!
Date: 6 Oct 92 14:49:11 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

It is really tragic that some of you cannot get alt.comics.lnh
mainly because it really is coming along.  And the Ultimate Ninja
is getting ready to jump into a major development that ought to 
shake the LNH to the very roots!  

I have received quite a few requests for Legion acceptance, and
I must say that I am pleased you are all on board.  I want to
commend Sarcastic Lad for the creative entry into the Legion and
Yes it was very well done.  I would also like to encourage everyone
else to write in your entrance, in one way or another.  It will get
a bit confusing, but that's for RosterwReam and List Lad to figure 
out.  

Welcome to the LNH specifically to Kid Kirby and the Sneaky One.
The Roster will attempt to be in extended format, in the near future.
Therefore, make sure you use the Official application forms so that
we can get all the info and make it look nice.  

An additional thanks to Netlurker and Lurking Lass/Girl who have 
sent an update Application in detailing their characters in the new
format.  I will be putting things together soon, if the stupid 
VAX doesn't keep going down.

					wReam...
				   Ultimate Ninja!!!

P.S.  Thanks additionally to those who post "Waaaa!  I haven't got ahold
of Alt.Comics.LNH!"  That way we know we can continually crosspost.  When
those messages get scant I am never sure if I should Cross post.



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