From: sl859@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: LNH:  Cry.Sig.interlude.epilog.UN.vs.AL.Starter...
Date: 3 Oct 92 01:41:16 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

	"Here let me give you a hand."  The Dark figure reached out a hand and
lifted Ultimate Ninja to his feet.  The dark mob suddenly became very familiar,
as he reconized the now live, once dead Legion, that he had just finished
throwing through the escape portal.
	"But weren't you all dead?" asked Ultimate Ninja.
	"I'll bet you wished we were!" interrupted Spelling Boy who
stepped out of the shadows to cast a shadow across Ultimate Ninja.
	"Chill out, Spelling Boy!  If he wanted us dead then why did he
try to save our bodies?"  countered CheeseCake-Eater Lad.  "And besides
we're alive now, so I guess he saved us!"
	Spelling Boy pouted and dragged his feet into the shadows again, as
the legion attempted to explain why they were alive.  
        "Obviously when Ultimate Ninja threw us through the power portal an
an energy force recharged the life barriers in our remains and the power
sparklies mixed recreating ourselves in an instant." Adamant Authority on
Everything tried desperately to explain.
	"And we're alive again, even!" helped Sister State-the-Obvious.
	"Well, whatever the reason we have more important things to do."
mentioned Forgetting One.  "But I forget what it is."
	"We must regroup, everyone must go to the Legion's new
hall.mansion.hideout."  Grammer Lad announced.  "And see who is still alive."
        "And we want you to come with us Ultimate Ninja!" said Catalyst Lass,
winking.

*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*	*

Later at the hall.mansion.hideout of the Legion of Net Heroes.
	"So let me get this straight." Comic Snob-Boy was grilling My-Kel 
"You mean to tell me, that all in all, Ultimate Ninja was able to save everyone
except for you guys that stopped the CrossOver Queen?! and Royalty King!?"
	"That's not quite so.  There were two casualties."  My-kel related. 
"Essentially one mysterious Aunt Comic-Relief and Obscure Trivia Lad!"
	"Mysterious?  Why?"  asked Bandwagon Boy.   
	"Well Continuity Champ claims to never have had an Aunt.  After all
he is an interdimensional being..."  
	"Hey! you know we're going to have a funeral!  Anyone want to sing a 
solo at it?"  Bad-Timing Boy interrupted the entire pondering process on the
Subject of Aunt Comic-Relief.
	"I will!"  Lept out Sing-a-Long Lass, enthusiastically!
	"Oh and I will bring the refreshments!"  Cheesecake-Eater Lad smiled
as visions of a double fudge strawberry cheesecake did little dances in his
head.
   	"Ok, now RosterwReam, you mark the Roster."  List Lad instructed
RosterwReam, as he took a pencil to a very long list. "Obscure Trivia Lad is
DEAD. Good."
	"Hey!"  Bad-Timing Boy smiled like a little child at christmas.
"Does this mean we get his STUFF?  I get his Comics!"
        The legion BURST into chaos.
	"LEGION!"  All-knowing-last-chance-whiner-destiny woman cried to the
Legion.  "All you must accept the responsibilities of membership in the Legion!
Sig Lad, You must anounce the upcoming plan!"  
        "OK.  Thanks.  Well it is the concensus of the Legion that we accept
Ultimate Ninja into the Legion of Net Heroes!"  Sig Lad smiled as he presented
Ultimate Ninja with a plastic membership card.  Everyone else in the hall were
more or less ignoring the goings on.  They were divvying up Obscure Trivia
Lad's possesions  and fighting over who should get what.  
	All with the exception of a certain hero.  Spelling Boy glared from a 
corner plotting his revenge.  He knew Ultimate Ninja was up to no good!  And
was determined to prove it, or frame him.  Whatever it took to take out the
garbage!
        "You can now give a speech if you wish."  Sig Lad prodded.
	"Well,  Um ...  Who is the Leader of this group??  You need
organization and Leaders... I mean, errr."  Ultimate Ninja looked into the
gibbering mass of members.  They didn't hear anymore.  
	Ultimate Ninja looked out a window, and determined that he would whip
this group into shape, one way or another...

							wReam...
						    Ultimate Ninja!!

P.S.  Stay Tooned for the mischief and mayhem as Ultimate Ninja attempts to
whip the Legion into shape, and unexpectedly causes the near anhiliation of 
the Legion itself.  Of course the villains will take advantage of this, and 
that means more Acton Lord, and a new weapon he has obtained called...

*	*	*	*	"Sieze Dangerous!"	*	*	*     *	
 

How was that Drizzt? :+)



  


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