HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester)
Subject: Re: Complete SUCKER list ...
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 16:58:45 GMT

In article <jorngh.183.724279836@dhhalden.no> jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GU
NAR HALONEN) writes:
>>>
 >>Thus you (or them) ripped of the character name invented by
>>the show producers, what's the problem ? I don't fucking care who
>>you're ripping off and I doubt the name would have the same impact
>>if it hadn't been for The Addams Family.
>>
>>>     I guess you can't read well.  Didn't I say 1958?  
>>>     The television series didn't come out until the 1960's Boner.
>
>Ok, so I don't know american TV-History in and out -
>My point is that I doubt you would've used your nickname
>if it hadn't been for The Addams Family. People associate
>it with those characters automatically.
>
     You may 'doubt' all you want.  I don't care.
     I'll just give you the "Uncle" part.  I've been called
     Fester since I was seven years old.  My last name is Hester.
     Kids can find ways of twisting a name into something, and that
     happened to be what I got stuck with.  If you don't like it
     that I use "Uncle Fester", well, you've more problems to
     worry about than I would have guessed.

>>>
>>>I have a quite an *unique* name ...
>>>
>>     So your parents took Bjorn and dropped the "b".  How is
>>     that unique?  If there are no other Norwegians named "Jorn",
>>     maybe there is something wrong with being named that.
>>     I know, it must translate to "dumb excuse for a Norwegian 
>>     asshole."  Yeah, that's the ticket.
>
>Dickskull, I wasn't only referring to my firstname. There are
>a lot of Jorn's around, and even more in Sweden. If your name
>really is Thester, it's no wonder you name yourself Fester.
>
     There you go again.  You "assume" that I named myself.
     If everyone started calling you "Boner", should I assume
     that you named yourself that?
     
     For someone that doesn't know anything about me personally,
     you have a lot of presumptuous gall.
     Typical dumb excuse for a Norwegian asshole.

>At least Fester was fun.
>
     That's because he wasn't a Norwegian!

 
Uncle Fester

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@orchid.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: Lancashire is crap
Keywords: crap
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 21:22:16 GMT

In article <1g879iINN42k@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) writes:
>In article <Bz269u.67s@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei308@cck.coventry.ac.uk (Jet Girl) writes:
>>
>>AND WHILST ON THE SUBJECT, DONT YOU JUST HATE SOUTHERNERS....?
>>
>Fuck you you ugly bitch nothener!!
>
>You fucking trouts are no fucking use for anything you arseholes!!!!
>
>Whassit like in coventry POLY anyway?
>                         ----

K e n suggests that you, sir, should initiate standard washing procedures
for your largest facial orifice. Such language merely stereotypes you
as a pathetic lower lifeform.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating)
Subject: Re: To flame or not to flame. That's the clue.
Organization: an unknown point
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 03:26:50 GMT


Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:
: In article <BzJ6vK.Mnv@unix.amherst.edu>, mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating) writes:
: > 
: > 
: > A *MAN*? I thought you were FEMALE, you prissy penile androgynous bitch.
: > 
: > Marlon
: 
: And here you see another moron that think that on the world there are only 
: english names. I'm italian, idiot, and in Italy the man name for Michael 
: is MichelE. The female one is MichelA. You know, the world is big, asshole,
: so there is *NOT* only USA on the world. Thus, if a guy from *another* 
: country has a name which the spelling is the same of a woman name here, it 
: does not mean anything. It just means that his name has a different 
: spelling. 
: 
: 	Michele

Sorry, it was an honest mistake.  But you're still a prissy penile androgynous
bitch.

Marlo
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: to jbm14@jaguar w./ pity
Date: 12 Dec 92 08:56:07 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

In article <1992Dec11.163106.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>Whine.
>Dream.
>Whine. Whine.
>Whine. Whine. Whine. 
>Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine.
>Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine. 

Thank you Scooby-Doo-Spook-Boy for conveniently summarizing the content of
your reply to Tri-Ungulate in advance.  It made reading it slightly less 
onerous.

>You have an amazing grasp at non-culture. 

And you, an amazingly inflated opinion of yourself.  What do you expect,
hanging out with b-b-brained-bigots like the Troll?  Well, you lie
down with dogs like your mother, you get up with fleas like Troll.

>--The Phantom

Phuck Ophph Phantom.

-- Andy
From: king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: HAVE : GUN --- WANT : BULLETS
Date: 18 Dec 92 18:02:52 GMT
Organization: DCIEM, Toronto, Canada

In article <jorngh.209.724558197@dhhalden.no> jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
>I need 200 million bullets for my 9mm Beretta.

If you dispatched one person per second for every second of every minute of
every hour of every day of every year for the next six years four months
four days ten hours thirty-three minutes and thirty-six seconds then you
would accomplish your goal. Of course you better hope that there are no
children born during this time ...

>Reward : Total annihilation of the US continent.

The US is one of three countries on the North American continent. You better
check a geography book before you start shooting. Good luck with you
fascinating little project (you would need it).

Oh, don't forget to stop shooting for long enough to have a Merry Christmas!

-- 
                       Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
     ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: A racist rears her ugly little head
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 22:33:24 GMT

In article <9212151702.21@rmkhome.UUCP>, rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:

> But do remember that wpi = Worcester, Mass.  And so far she has acted in
> a manner exactly like the other denizens of that blight on humanity.
> 
> I'm about 15 miles from Worcester, and that's way too close.

Here I emphatically agree. God forbid that you be an institution of higher
intelligence. I can only imagine the grusome scene that would invaribly ensue
upon your stepping on the campus grounds--- instant brain bleeding.

--The Phantom
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: brits
Date: 12 Dec 92 09:26:52 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

In article <1119@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>There's nothing more cowardly than flaming some one in some
>poxy foreign language that you have to be from Pluto to understand.


Then what's YOUR excuse, idiot? 

-- Andy
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: brits
Date: 10 Dec 92 20:58:47 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

(Mr J S Graley) writes:
>Simple logic.

While it's true that you are "simple", none of your posts contain any 
trace of "logic".  They DO, however, contain lots of "bullshit".
Therefore, your posts would more correctly be characterized as:

"Simple bullshit".

-- Andy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@orchid.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: For little ghost
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 22:02:43 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.024638.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>(I try to post anyway, let me if the system "fells" better)
>
>Little ghost writes
>> In article <1992Dec11.143946.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>> 
>>> WHAT?!?!? Hey, hey, hey. I just tried to say to little-ghost to be coherent.
>> 
>> WHAT???? You told ME to be coherent? Does the phrase "blind leading the blind"
>> mean anything to you? 
>
>Do you wanna really know?!? Nope, it does not mean anything to me. Fucking 
>shit, now I've to read the dictionary....
>Are you speaking about "windows" ?!? Triple fuckyourself man! I do not 
>wanna think too much on your language, I am lazy. BHAHAHAHA.
>Anyway, YES! You have to be coherent. French are better than british (and 
>worse than Italians, for sure, we are the best...). So they can't be the 
>lowest scum of europe!

This post from someone who is employed by the Fermi Lab?? What an
unimpressive representative. Such language would have people believe
a stereotype of you being in a janitorial position at Fermi, who often
breaks into their computer system. Could this be true? How could Fermi
Lab allow such childish behavior?? Would a true representative
of Fermi Lab speak up?? K e n is expecting a response.

K e n  R o b i n s o n
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: 1st Class or 3rd Class ???
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 22:57:29 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.220806.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>
>> Very impressive not-understanding-anything-at-all show-off, Phantom.
>> Perhaps you should avoid any further encounters with people intellectually
>> superior to messrs Dall'Agata and Walsh. Then again, this leaves you
>> alone with J S Graley. Stick to him, and stay out of the other discussions
>> with your deplorable postings!
>
>Your grasp at SARCASM is amazingly low. Par, if you are going to smear your
>baseless bullshit around the net, try to follow what exactly is going on around
>you. If you can't follow the Captin Caveman reference to the Norwegian, well, I
>can't help you. You obviously don't speak Metaphor. You have found new ways to
>efficiently determine your own educational, rhetorical and logisitcal skills.
>In fact, I'm just going to sit back and watch you flame yourself. Happy
>extinction, dicksuck. 

I bet you don't know what metaphor means phantom-baby. You're the one
who smears baseless bullshit on the net. You're just flaming yourself
with these replies.

>--The Phantom
>
>Say hi to your mother BTW, how is the herpes?

Ho ho ho, you're so un-humourous.

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: for the little ghost
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:15:45 GMT

Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:

: 
: You would hate to see me in a bar, just because there would be no more 
: women for you, beattlejuice.
: 
: 	Michele
: 

This can easily be explained; in the bars you go to, there _are_ no women.

/Par
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: THE CLUELESS PHANTOM
Date: 14 Dec 92 18:41:41 GMT
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA

In article <jorngh.180.724276782@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
 
> How many of them there must be, maybe you're one ?

JORN MAKEUM FUNNY JOKE!!! JORN GETTING ANGRY AT SILLY AMERICAN!! JORN TAKEUM
BIG PEE-PEE AND SLAP SILLY AMERICAN LIKE JORN MOTHER!

--The Phantom
From: sgast+@pitt.edu (Susan Garvin)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: A racist rears her ugly little head
Summary: Shouldn't that be "stupid"?
Keywords: cute newsgroup name...
Date: 21 Dec 92 02:11:18 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

I'm not convinced this woman is a racist.  Even though hateful and
stupid frequently go together, it's not always the case.

In article <1gsqocINNbgr@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@pitt.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
[lots of deletions]
#In article <BzE4oA.CEv@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) 
#writes:
[...]
##PC's in the eye of the beholder, hon.  And you certainly do seem to
##see it everywhere you look.
#
#Yah, I'm totally PC.  
#
#Lesse here....she says I'm racist.  She also says I'm PC.  So, PC people
#are racist as well.  Wait a minute....

It's always fun to see a reading comprehension flame from a person
who has problems with such comprehension herself.  I wonder if this
moron will figure out her mistake on her own, or if someone will
have to explain it to her.

Susan
From: rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Date: 15 Dec 92 06:04:52 GMT
Followup-To: news.net-cops.kevin-darcy
Distribution: na
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die

In article <1gjoj3INN689@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>You're missing the point, clueless puppy...let me club you over the

Actually, Liz, you missed the point several articles ago....let
me club you over the head with it:  if you don't want -me- (or 
anyone else) butting into discussions you are having with -other 
netters- then you had better move those discussions to email --
otherwise people will comment on them.

Jim wasn't telling you to respond to -me- by email, he was tell-
ing you that everything you post here is open to scrutiny and 
comment by everyone (including me) who reads this newsgroup.

Got that now, or is it still too difficult for you?


----------
Are you under some mistaken impression that people find it FUN to
argue with you, Kevin?  To try and beat sense into your iridium
skull, and watch you waltze like a drug crazed loon.  
					DAC
				<19abb1a1.ARN05a3@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: USA Chicks (JORN NO LIKEUM..)
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 02:46:40 GMT

Personally, I prefer beautiful, blonde, brainless Swedish/
Norwegian women rather than fat, ugly, repulsive brainless
American ones. (Brainless being used in its most positive
meaning here.)

/Par
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@orange.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: K e n Talks About Standard Procedures (was Re: what *really* is fnal.gov)
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 21:01:34 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.221010.8497@news.nd.edu> mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>krobinso@brickred.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>>One issues standard washing procedures for one's largest facial
>>orifice when that orifice spews forth naughty language.
>>
>>K e n   R o b i n s o n
>
>How did your mother discipline you when you were young?

By issuing standard disciplinary procedures.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Date: 12 Dec 92 10:32:29 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

(Mr J S Graley) writes:
[ after about 50 lines of included headers...  geez. ]
>
>LameFlameOMeter(tm):
>
>      0   1  |2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9 
>      :...:..*:...:...:...:...:...:...:...:
>             |
>    CRAP    LAME     MEDIOCRE   FUNNY   CLASSIC
>
>Sorry, Michelle, looks like the LameFlameOMeter speaks for itself.
>


(tm?)  You couldn't be original if you tried.  This is the same concept
as the flame meter I used in my reply to that Canadian from Quebec several
weeks ago. And I wouldn't be surprised if it had been done hundreds of 
times before that.

Geek.  If there was such a thing as a LameFlameOMeter, you would keep 
the needle firmly glued to the CRAP end of the scale.

-- Andy
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: 1st Class or 3rd Class ???
Date: 16 Dec 92 10:49:48 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec14.233814.16611@tdb.uu.se> t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson) writes:
> vsg001@acad.drake.edu wrote:
> : 
> : Oh. Absolutly a beautifully constructed arguement JORN. How on Earth did you
> : come up with such a retort... "your IQ sucks rocksss" I love how you ended that
> : NOT with a period, but with three... leaving a sense of mystery in the readers
> : mind... I LOVE how you have managed to admit that in fact you ARE a cretin and
> : are deciding at what LEVEL you are a cretin. Try looking up the word JORN.
> : 
> : --The Phantom 
> 
> Very impressive not-understanding-anything-at-all show-off, Phantom.
> Perhaps you should avoid any further encounters with people intellectually
> superior to messrs Dall'Agata and Walsh. Then again, this leaves you
> alone with J S Graley. Stick to him, and stay out of the other discussions
> with your deplorable postings!
> 
Well, excuuuuuuuse us for being here in your newsgroup.  If you can't
take the flames then maybe you'd better find somewhere else to post
your drivel.

We haven't seen any evidence in this group that you are even
intellectually superior to the Michelle character.

Maybe you should get a net.clue before posting here.

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From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Fuck me, another pizza-eating WOP!
Date: 14 Dec 92 12:30:06 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1527@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk> dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer) writes:
> 187701458@ucis.vill.edu (JAGDEEP SAHNI) writes:
> >
> > >You yanks must have some fucked up sense of humour if you found
> > >"Raw" hilarious.  I can't find anyone who didn't fall asleap
> > >half way through - don't bother telling me that the best bits were
> > >saved for the end!
> > > 
> Hey englis asshole, I find RAW real funny even if he does take piss
> out of Italians. At least he more funny than stupid englis humur.
> 
Yeah well, what can I say?  You probably even laugh at your
own posts!

>
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
>    GEEZER     | The man with the haircut from hell! | "Neither flesh, nor
>    SCHILLACI  |-------------------------------------|  fish, nor fowl"
> --------------                                       --------------------
>
Fuck me, another WOP!  This time, "the man with the haircut from hell."
Do you have a spikey haircut like Michelle - the man who has his hair
cut like a bog brush.  Jesus what a shithead.

What's all that fish crap about?

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@orange.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: K e n is proof that bad software exists
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 22:15:01 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.041059.778@vlsi.polymtl.ca> d40937@aiken (Jean Yves Desbiens) writes:
>I just found this putrid obfuscated code made by a true 
>amateur, I wondered what it was until it hit me :
>it is the code used to write K e n 's posts. 
>
>#define K_E_N NULL       
>#define Lame_moronic_self_referential_shit "K e n is K e n"
>
>void Comatose_Post( pointless_cretin* k_e_n ){
>
>	k_e_n = K_E_N; /* Must repeat this obvious fact on every posts */
>
>	printf(" %s ",Lame_moronic_self_referential_shit);
>
>	Comatose_Post( k_e_n);
>}
>
>We note that :
>
>1. k_e_n is not even good enough to join the list of pointless cretin's:
>he always points to NULL;
>2. He is somewhat repetitive and tedious in his arguments;     
>3. he eats up ressources : kill -9 moronic_number is the answer to that;
>4. He will soon overun the stack and crash, we wait for the day...

K e n is amused, however K e n is not a software package. K e n is,
...(you guessed it!)... K e n.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Date: 16 Dec 92 12:14:39 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1540@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk> dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer) writes:
> Regards,
> Geezer (nigh on forty)
> 
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
>    GEEZER     | The man with the haircut from hell! | "Neither flesh, nor
>    SCHILLACI  |-------------------------------------|  fish, nor fowl"
> --------------                                       --------------------
>
Hey Dave, what's this "geezer" alias all about?

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf)
Subject: Re: Some Norwegian tries to impress us with her multilingual posts.
Organization: /home/ludviga/cindy/.organization
	<CINDY.92Dec13191327@solan10.solan.unit.no> <1157@dsbc.icl.co.uk>
Date: 14 Dec 92 21:44:28

Kevin Walsh expectorates:
>Does it matter what language it was.  If it's not English it's crap.

Really, i think that's all you needed to say.  I think that sums it
all up.

Thank you for showing us the xenophobia is alive and well in the UK,
too.

-Cindy Kandolf
 cindy@solan.unit.no
 Trondheim, Norway
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: For little ghost
Date: 15 Dec 92 15:15:51 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <Bz9JD0.563@cs.psu.edu>, krobinso@brickred.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
> 
> First, Michele is a she, not a he. 

Sorry, Roby, if I am going to smash your dreams, but I am a "he".
This time *you* seems quite misinformated..... Eh, eh, eh.
> 
> K e n   R o b i n s o n
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: HAVE : Beans  WANT : Farts
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 13:30:51 GMT

jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu wrote:
: 
: Have: Beans  Want: gas
: 
: I think all 200, million of us Americans should have a big bean eating festival
: and then blow all 39 Swedes off the planet or at least gas them to death in one 
: giant FART!  It's a plan!  Petition your Senator!
: 

Well, that's the US Army for you.

/Par
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: What is this thing called K E N ?
Date: 20 Dec 92 09:54:28 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

(Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>The customer is satisfied and thus, K e n is satisfied. K e n 
>handles business affairs effectively and with precision.

A talent honed from years of satisfying Ken's own needs by handling his
microscopic penis with fine-toothed precision.

-- Andy
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