From: SECBU@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: GH: Update for Thurs. 7/23/92
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:40:26 GMT
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center

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** Three Little Bears and the Big Bad Wolves
** Three Blind Mice
** Whose Been Sleeping in Your Bed
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** Three Little Bears
Jagger, Karen and Jason are still marooned on uncharted desert isle.
(Dig Jason's reference to Gilligan when bickering with Jagger today)

Karen has managed to find crawdads and just enough to eat. [Last
time we saw them, weren't they eating fish for dinner?  Now crawdads
..... adventures for the terminally hungry]

Karen and Jason start whining about how glad they are to be away
from their mothers.  How awful it is at home.  They start talking
about siblings and Jason admits that he is glad he has AJ, especially
after all those years in boarding schools, and Karen says she
always wanted a big sister.  Jagger walks away from them and
when asked, tells them the only person he has to look out for is
himself.

But..... when he perches himself against a big rock he remembers
his two little compadres, (It wasn't clear what sex the two little
kids are, but I believe they were two little boys) being taken
away by, what I assume to be, a social worker.  She is telling him
he is too young to watch them.  He offers to work two jobs but
she takes them away anyway.  He is begging her not to take them
and crumples to the floor of the hallway, crying, still pleading
for her not to take them.
Karen touches his arm at this point and jars him suddenly out
of his trance.  He jumps, and she asks him if he is alright.
He wipes his eye and says he is fine, the smoke just got in his
eye.
{I am liking this character more and more. I wish the writers
would stop making him act so childish around Jason Q.  If he
must bicker, please make it intelligible, and not nonsense.)

** and the Big Bad Wolves
Joseph Atkins [Lord this boy is homely], and his little ward
are still out in the woods.  His little brother is still
whining about how cold it is at night, and where are they,
and how will they find their way to Canada and on and on
and on.  Finally the little retard starts wondering where
Jagger is.  It was Jagger who narc'd on him and the whip-whomp
pulls out a gun and says he wishes he had more time in PC
so he could take care of Jagger once and for all.

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**Three Blind Mice

Our heros [Scotty, Dom and Julia] are at some restaurant in
Hollywood?????and are trying to get a table without reservations.
Of course the waiter thinks they are nobody so tells them they
might as well pick up a copy of War and Peace, because they
ain't getting in.

That is just about the time John Stamos comes in and sits at
a table alone.  The three geeks are acting all stupid and
finally Scott tells the Maitre De (sp) that they work for
"Big J" Stamos and that he wants them near but not at his
table.  The Guy says okay and takes them over to a table
near John.


When the girls go to powder their noses, Scotty beelines
it to JS's table and starts babbling about what a big
fan he is of Johns.  " I have followed your career ever
since you were Blackie on General Hospital."  [Get's my
vote for Line of the Day].  He finally gets John to
agree to pictures with Dom and Julia, and Scotty sets the
auto clicker on the camera when a series of silly events
causes a bowl of spagetti to be deposited on Johns head.

Snap shots are taken of the coming events which end with
Scotty being thrown out the door by a huge bouncer.
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** Whose Been Sleeping in Your Bed?
There is much activity and inuendo at the Quartermaine Mansion
today.  First of all, Ned makes his announcement to Lila, Tracy, Paul
and Jenny that He and Julia have formed a partnership and have
bought the Port Charles Hotel. Tracy is obviously not happy about
this.  She asks if Edward knows about this transaction and Ned
tells her he doesn't need Grandfather's approval to make money
for the Q's.  Paul asks Jen on the side if she knew about this.
She says of course.

Ned tells Paul he is just upset because he didn't know. Paul
tells him that he did know something was up because he saw
him having numerous meetings with Julia (business of course.).
"Ding-dong" the new butler arrives.It is a rather lanky,
groovy rendition of Balky.  He is Jennings nephew and is the
new butler.  Tracy takes an immediate dislike to him and
he seems pretty funny.  This could be interesting.

Jenny steps outside and naturally Paul follows her.  He asks
her if she really new about the deal, and she says yes, but
not until it was a done-deal.  She asks him if he discusses
his business with Tracy.  He says no, she has a conflict of
interest, but if he wasn't married to Tracy, yes he would
discuss his business with his wife.  He tells her that
after he returns her earring, they will never discuss the
night of the bath shop again.  It will be over.  She
tells him not to try to plant doubts in her mind about
Ned and Julia or anyone else for that matter.  Ned arrives
and wisks Jenny off to the hot tub.

Before Ned goes outside, Tracy accosts Ned about his spending
the night with Julia.  She plays her trump card, Julia's strip
poker card and Ned tells her to butt out.

Tracy tells Ned that Jenny is acting awfully strange since
the night of the storm.  She doesn't believe her either.
After Ned leaves, Tracy goes upstairs and starts going
through Pauls clothes.  Of course she finds Jenny's earring.
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Wow, what a day.  It really was full of new and exciting
things.  I thing Reggie, (Reginald Jennings) will be a
delightful addition to the Quartermaine household.

Have a great weekend everyone.
Sharon
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Quotes for Today:

Indecision is the key to flexibility.
There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.