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From: jdonald@us.oracle.com (John R. Donald)
Subject: Crazy Joe
Organization: Oracle Corporation
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 02:23:18 GMT
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what happened to crazy joe divola?  i was hoping that they would make at 
least a reference to what happened at the opera, but not a word.  I kind of
like the ongoing story bit - it's so completely different from any other
sitcom to actually talk about things that happened last week that viewers 
may not understand, unless they watched it.

-jd
-- 
"Good Idea, Boss."	- Homer Simpson

Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
From: gsroka@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gregory Sroka)
Subject: Re: Fuzzy talk
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 05:33:44 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.193323.11866@draco.macsch.com> jes@downey.dev.macsch.com (John Schiermeier) writes:
>In article <LOWRY.92Oct30143035@rotor.watson.ibm.com> lowry@watson.ibm.com (Andy Lowry) writes:
>>In article <6506@news.duke.edu> brv@raphael.acpub.duke.edu (BUREN) writes:
>> > I too noticed the garbled speech in the 10/28 episode. I think we
>> > missed some of the funniest lines because they were uninteligible.
>> > I wonder what happened. Is there some higher power that intervened?
>> > Too many dirty words in one episode?
>> > 
>> > Also, the picture skipped a frame or two every once in a while?
>> > Peculiar for a prerecorded (i.e. not live) show. Why all the glitches?
>>
...
>>.. NOT!).  Until we, *the brave Usenetters* uncovered the plot.  It
>>wasn't local, it was nationwide!  And they're so sophisticated that
>>they even added a few very minor glitches elsewhere in the broadcast
>>to enhance the deception.  Brilliant!
>>
>I tried posting a reply earlier this week, but I think the connection
>was down, and we're two days behind on everything now.  So here goes
>again.
>
>It seems all the people who had glitches were in the northeast part
>of the country.  Here on the west coast, we had no such glitches
                                          ^^? 
                                       don't you mean you?

Maybe you didn't read all the articles (including mine).  
I saw the glitches. Stanford is in California.  California is generally
considered to be on the west coast, unless you're from Hawaii!

I saw it via cable (Cable Co-op in Palo Alto, to be exact.)
Maybe only cable feeds got interfered with.

Ya, west coast, definitely west coast. Time for Wapner ...
From: abw@natchez.bu.edu (Al Wesolowsky)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: A small complaint
Date: 13 Nov 92 18:21:37 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Boston University

In article <92Nov13.105346est.134@orasis.vis.toronto.edu> liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu) writes:

>boy did the Jerry Seinfeld people done that homework, there is
>such a thing as the "magical" hair grower from china what claims
>to do wonders to the top of your head. 

"Magical", shmagical...what I want to know is:

Will it give me hair like Stalin?

(No Snapple, guys, but I just had to plug my all-time favorite line from
the show...)

-- 
Al B. Wesolowsky    Boston     o "En Cee Cee One Seven Oh One.... 
abw@crsa.bu.edu   University   o  No bloody 'A', 'B', 'C', or 'D'." 
abw@acs.bu.edu                 o                          M. Scott
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From: pinto@spieden.stanford.edu (John Pinto)
Subject: Seinfeld on Prodigy
Organization: Psychology Dept, Stanford Univ.
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 20:40:03 GMT

Hey there...

I just saw a CNN story about the entertainment industry getting in touch
with people through electronic news services.  Who should they interview
but Jerry Seinfeld himself...

Supposedly he has an account on Prodigy.  The story showed him typing on 
an MS-DOS based portable into some simple text editor.  There were 2 shots 
of the screen as he typed, both of which (I think) showed his return
e-mail address.

If I get a chance later today, I'll try to videotape the story to get hold
of the address.  In the mean time, does anybody know if there is some
e-mail gateway from Prodigy to the Internet???

- John pinto@psych.stanford.edu
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Shameless Snapple plugs
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:34:14 GMT
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University

Kind of a side note: does anyone know the political affiliations of
the Snapple company?  I've heard contradictory stories, like it's
owned by right-to-life extremists, or it's owned by a very PC-ish
crowd.  Anyone know anything, besides the fact that they make
extremely lame commercials with Ivan Lendl?
In fiscal year 1991, the government agencies classified as secret a
total of 7,107,017 documents.  This marks the first time that the
total number of reported classification decisions in a year is a
palindrome.		-- 1991 Information Security Oversight Office
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From: rspw@backyard.bellcore.com (Bob Warznak)
Subject: Re: Larry David is like George?
Organization: Bell Communications Research
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 13:23:47 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.223821.26626@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, dlightne@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (David E Lightner) writes:
|>    Larry David is such a good writer, and George is so unmotivated to do 
|> anything, I have a hard time imagining George as a first-class tv writer.  
|> Writers can be very insecure and neurotic, however, so Larry David may share a 
|> lot of these traits with George.
|>    George is *so* uncomfortable sometimes that I have trouble sympothising with
|> him.  For example, when he was about to have sex with a beautiful woman in her 
|> apartment and yet he had to go to the bathroom, and her bathroom was right off 
|> the bedroom, such that there was no "comfort zone."  George was so 
|> uncomfortable with using a bathroom that close to the woman that he couldn't 
|> use it.  So instead of having sex with the woman he told her he had to go and 
|> left.  This situation seems so pitifully neurotic I have no sympathy for 
|> George in this case.  I think I felt the same way when George lost his job.  I 
|> hope Larry David doesn't have these problems.
|>     George hasn't been like this lately, though.  He's quite lovable most of 
|> the time.

You give a bad example for your argument.  The story about George feeling too
uncomfortable to use the bathroom actually happened to Larry David.  The 
article I read about Larry David indicates that he is just as neurtotic as
the character George.

-- 
Bob Warznak
rspw@backyard.bellcore.com
Bell Communications Research
(908) 699-2488
From: eli@cisco.com (Steve Elias)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Larry David is like George?
Date: 10 Nov 92 21:02:40 GMT
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In-reply-to: rspw@backyard.bellcore.com's message of Thu, 5 Nov 92 13:23:47 GMT


Seinfeld Fans!!!

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This is a groundbreaking enterprise.  Netters inputting what they want
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Ideas will be taken up until the end of the day today!

[ editorial comment, hopefully she will reconsider this deadline,
  since most of you will not see this in time. /eli ]

Thanks to all who participate...!

Donna :>  

==:-}  ...who would have had a hard time to adjusting to the White
House anyways!

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From: mlibucha@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Libucha)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: A small complaint
Date: 13 Nov 92 00:12:19 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: The Ohio State University


	I really enjoy Seinfeld, but there is one thing that bothers me:
the Chinese actor (I forget his name in the show). He's not a native
speaker of any Chinese dialect, and his pidgin English is stereotypical
garbage. Sort of like Tonto on the Lone Ranger, in my opinion. On an
episode last year in which George was trying to get a Chinese cure for
baldness, the Chinese character spoke Chinese on the phone. It was so BAD
it was embarrassing. 

	Did this bother anyone else, or am I just being picky?

Mark
Organization: The American University - University Computing Center
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 19:57:01 EST
From: <CARIAN@auvm.american.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Banaca (sp?)...

In article <FZLXTB1w165w@student.business.uwo.ca>,
l4turnqu@student.business.uwo.ca (Llewellyn Turnquist) says:
>
>Can anyone explain exactly what "Cherry Banaca (sp?)" is?
>
Binaca is this spray that people use to freshen their breath. It's kind
of like a spray mouthwash. Their commercials used to urge people to get
"The Binaca Blast."

>Are there really other flavours?!?
>
Probably.

>Thanks.
>
You're welcome.
>l4turnqu@student.business.uwo.ca (Llewellyn Turnquist)
>Western Business School  --  London, Ontario

Rabbi Charles Arian
CARIAN@american.edu
void where prohibited
prohibido fumar
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From: guppy@wixer.cactus.org (Jennifer Mery)
Subject: Re: Behind the scenes
Organization: Real/Time Communications
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 22:18:34 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.211706.18611@wixer.cactus.org> guppy@wixer.cactus.org (Jennifer Mery) writes:
>
>For those of you with E! entertainment television, you can see Seinfeld
>on Behind the Scenes. The cast seemed to have a lot of fun with it, anf
>it was really fun to watch.                                         ^and
>
>Also, there's an article in yesterday's parade magazine about Jerry.
Oops, that should be last week's Parade. The one I read was old when i
read it yesterday.

jam
-- 
==============================================================================
Jennifer Mery |
Austin, Texas | guppy@wixer.cactus.org
==============================================================================
From: rjung@aludra.usc.edu (Robert A. Jung)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Comments on THE HORROR OF SLUMBER PARTY MOUNTAIN
Date: 13 Nov 92 02:47:26 GMT
Organization: Southern California Lynx Enthusiasts
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

(Geez, come home to 27 new messages, and I'm the first to post on today's
episode?)

Spoilers ho! (again)


Okay, another fun episode. I can't exactly peg down what I liked, but THOSPM
(no way am I gonna type all that again) was enjoyable. I think it's because
this is closest to a "day in the life of the toons" episode; just a bunch of
guys and gals, trying to have a fun weekend and tormenting each other. A
little less than MUSIC DAY, but still a keeper.

Of course, "Elmyra, Mistress Who's a Dork" was hilarious.  B-)

I dunno about everyone else, but here in the Los Angeles area, THOSPM got
the end credits for GRANDMA'S DAY. Is this a local boo-boo by Fox (not likely),
or a nationwide boo-boo by Warner Animation? (probably)

                                                --R.J.
                                                B-)

P.S. Oh, after seeing Elmyra as horror-movie-hostess, am I the only one who
suddenly want to see a TTA takeoff of MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000? Oooooh...

P.P.S. And if what Paul Dini once said is correct, there _should_ be a TTA
episode called "Toons from the Crypt" coming someday. Hey, maybe they can get
John Kassir to play the voice of the Cryptkeeper...  B-)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
       Babs: "Buster, if I give you a nickel, will you carry my books?"
     Buster: "Shucks, I'll carry your books for nuthin'."
       Babs: "Great! Here's every book I own."        >>> CRASH! <<<
~~~~~~~~~~~ These opinions are all mine, but you're welcome to 'em. ~~~~~~~~~~
Stay Tiny Tooned!                     Send assorted silliness to rjung@usc.edu
From: vgriscep@wam.umd.edu (VGR (Craig Pell))
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Toon TV takes on top TTA titles!
Date: 10 Nov 92 00:57:59 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park

I finally saw the lengthy version of the McDonald's commercial.  This was the
first time I heard Kassir as Buster.  Okay, so it's not perfect;  but it's
damn close!  Would that Jeff Bergman could approximate the Looney Tunes that
closely.

I'll leave the endless praise of "Toon TV" to others.  It took me two hours
to realize what was *really* funny about the gag credit;  when I first saw
it I thought it was just a way of being mean to Plucky.

Gripe:  the rap leaves out Sweetie and Concord.  Okay, that's understandable.
But leaving out Fifi!  I object!  For God's sake, people --- why?  Why would
anyone *ever* leave out Fifi, when presented with the opportunity to include
her?  :-(

  VGR
From: empire@dorm.rutgers.edu (Michael Kraft)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: GIF quality
Date: 6 Nov 92 03:32:02 GMT
Organization: Rutgers College, Rutgers University

In article <1992Nov5.215511.19822@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> c162-db@po.berkeley.edu (Jon Kung) writes:
>From: c162-db@po.berkeley.edu (Jon Kung)
>Subject: GIF quality
>Date: 5 Nov 92 21:55:11 GMT
>Not to be a jerk or anything, but does anyone else think the images
>are kind of funky?  Kind of blurry and washed-out.  Is this because
>it's from a television signal or is it hardware or is it software or
>is it the VCR or is it all four?

Well I have finally got all of them (except HOLIDAY.GIF which doesn't seem 
to exist) and yes they're a little blurry in lower resolution (don't you 
just love SVGA :-D ) Its probably do to the fact that television has a lot 
more colors than most SVGA cards can produce. (At the same time of course).


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From: plucky@ais.org (Chris Adamson)
Subject: Re: I AM SOOOO MAD!!!
Organization: UMCC
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 17:27:54 GMT

In article <7NOV199210101282@trentu.ca> ibonnycastle@trentu.ca (The Black Wolf) writes:
> I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAD! I WANT TO WATCH PLUCKY DUCK AND SOMEONE 
>STOLE THE TELEVISION FROM OUR COMMON ROOM!!!!! THIS IS _UNFAIR_ AND I WANT 
>SOME *REAL* JUSTICE!!!!
>
	Today's "Plucky Duck Show" featured a Baby Plucky ("Going Up")
and an unfunny short that damn nearly made no sense ("Wait 'Til Your
Father Gets Even").  Near as I can tell, the thief did you a favor.

--Chris
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From: waelder@navaho.uucp (25612-waelder)
Subject: Thanks to all
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 08:40:01 GMT

Thanks to all who responded to my request for the numerical
internet addresses to garfield & plucky. 

	garfield = 152.1.43.23
	plucky   = 152.1.119.67

I had not problem accessing plucky, but there seems to be a
problem with FPT on garfield. TELNET returns the login prompt
but FTP hangs on two different nodes that I have tried at my
end.

Thanks again.
From: jpark@ingres.com (John Park)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: test
Date: 13 Nov 1992 19:55:43 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

sorry, this is a test.

-- 
John BooKyun Park	Ingres Corporation, Alameda, CA
jpark@ingres.com	x2623
"I can't figure it out; when it said <HIT ANY KEY>,
        I hit <SHIFT>, and nothing happened.
        Then I hit <CAPS LOCK>, and still nothing happened!"

Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Monday's show
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 18:44:28 GMT

synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim) writes:
>rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>Ron> Well the best talents seem to have gone on to other things... A lot of
>Ron> them hopped ship to Batman, others are at Taz-Mania, and Sheri
>Ron> Stoner's not writing anymore...

>Au contraire -- Sherri's been as active writing this season as she has
>in other seasons.  She's written THIRTEENSOMETHING, "A Night In Kokomo",
>and "Fit To Be Stewed" so far.

Okay, strike that, I've managed to miss everything she's written so
far, except "Fit to Be Stewed," and I didn't see she wrote it.  And I
liked it... what a surprise.
-- 
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Xref: sparky alt.tv.tiny-toon:4930 alt.tv.tiny-toon.plucky-duck:68 rec.arts.tv:21429 rec.arts.animation:5285
From: schwae@barh111.its.rpi.edu (Eric A. Schwartz)
Subject: Re: Rob's comments on MUSIC DAY
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 20:50:30 GMT

In article <BxL3zw.7M6@ais.org> plucky@ais.org (Chris Adamson) writes:

>	Farts aren't funny.  How people react to them -- by blaming
>others -- is.  A bit slow, but funny.  B-.
>
They are an art form.  :-)
>>
>>Act #3: "Loon Lake"
>>===================
>>  Babs kicks swan butt! YEAH!
>>
>	Ever notice Stoner's ability to create stories with genuine
>emotional pull?  It's amazing.  I also like hearing Babs doing her
>psycho laugh.  A.
>
I'd agree, real emotional pull.  But I thought the psycho laugh got
a bit tiresome by the end.  Especially with it constant during the
chainsaw bit.  

E.S.
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From: vgriscep@wam.umd.edu (VGR (Craig Pell))
Subject: Re: TINY TOONS Upcoming Episodes! (McDonalds toys, new feature)
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 22:12:32 GMT

In article <1df9faINNqmp@aludra.usc.edu> rjung@aludra.usc.edu (Robert A. Jung) writes:
>
>Warner Bros. will stop producing new episodes of TINY TOON ADVENTURES after
>the 1992-1993 season. Voice your indignation and _demand_ more new shows! Send
>your letters to:
>                                            Tiny Toon Adventures
>        Bob Daly                            Warner Animation
>        (President of Warner Bros.)         (TTA Writers and Staff)
>
>        Steven Spielberg
>        Amblin Entertainment                Programming/Syndication
>        (Another big kahuna)                (Show's distributor)
>
>You're a member of the viewing public; you have a right to be heard. Write
>early, write often, and demand more of your favorite show! Only by showing
>our support can we keep this show growing!

I'm surprised no one has mentioned "The Fox TV Kids' Takover."  I was certain
it was national.  And hell, the commercials have been all over Fox for the
past week.

It's this simple:  1.  Go to McDonald's.  2.  Get a "ballot" (an "official"
slip of paper) from a special little display.  3.  Check the box next to
Tiny Toon Adventures as your favorite Fox show.  4.  Mail it to the address
on the ballot (and on the TV commercial).

C'mon, people, isn't the life of TTA as important as the country's economic
future?  Vote!  (In this case, I suspect we can vote as many times as we wish.)
BTW there is no age restriction on members of a "Fox Kids' Club."

(I know what some are thinking:  "Batman" and "X-Men" are better than TTA in
some ways.  True.  But they can stand on their own feet;  TTA needs your help!)

  VGR

Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
From: sallylb@netcom.com (Sally Smith)
Subject: Re: Have you been a Drooling Fanboy today?
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 19:29:16 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.011701.10632@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner) writes:

>I found out today that you don't have to buy the Happy Meal (but then again,
>you don't get the box...) to get the figures.  I got Babs and Gogo with my
>salad for 46 cents each (+ tax) with the salad.  Then again, maybe the
>McDonald's near my place was being nice.

On Friday afternoon, I stopped into the McD's on Hollywood Blvd. to
grab a drink and some fries and they took the time to get me a Buster
AND put the fries in a Happy Meal box all for $.50. I was one happy
Toonster.

However, the McD's in Kettleman City had no knowledge of the promotion
whatsoever and stared at me blankly. So I went to Burger King instead.

Sally
Yes, I *DO* drive 800 miles round-trip for a 3 day vacation...

-- 
Sally Smith (510)790-0608  sallylb@netcom.com (I was sally@tardis.tymnet.com)
I'm unemployed--these opinions *must* be mine!
"Don't investigate this too closely." -- Don Bellisario, re: "Quantum Leap"

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From: pearse@warren1a.its.rpi.edu (Eric E. Pearson)
Subject: Re: Comments on SPORTS SHORTS
Reply-To: pearse@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Sat, 14 Nov 1992 03:41:48 GMT

Earlier, I had said the following about SPORTS SHORTS:

	>This does, however, show a more serious side of Fifi that we have not 					         >seen before.  It was funny to hear Fifi's slurred speech after having 	         >been dragged underwater for 20,000 leagues or so(give or take a couple          >of fathoms).

Robert C. Jung(rjung@usc.edu) replied:

	
	>I dunno; I had a problem with Fifi playing the "sit on the boat while 		         >her consorts feed her grapes" role. Seems more like something Monty             >would do, not Fifi. 

That may be true, Robert, but can ya blame someone for trying?  Whatever the
case, it was a GREAT slam on Jacques Cousteau and his merry men!


Robert Jung also stated that:

	>She(Fifi) was better in THE HORROR OF SLUMBER PARTY MOUNTAIN, if you 	         >ask me.

I agree.  That was a VERY good episode and PRIME GIF material(hint hint, nudge
nudge, say no more).  Fifi showed true skunk spunk when she(unsuccessfully)
gassed that One-Eyed Jack("Duck and Covair!")

Well, that's all for now.  Stay toony!

-Eric Pearson
pearse@rpi.edu
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"Congratulations, son! You're going to be an only child!"
	-Plucky's Dad, after being plugged in the caboodles by a golf ball

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Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Music Day
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 18:38:07 GMT

Since nobody else mentioned it, I guess that Loon Lake gives the last
word on Toon Nudity - it doesn't exist.  As if the episode with Babs
in the bathrobe wasn't hint enough, this pretty much clinches it.
-- 
Puns don't kill people; people kill people.  Puns only kill your appetite.
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From: bell@cs.tamu.edu (Will Bell)
Subject: Sleepaway camp show
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 03:38:25 GMT

Nosir, I didn't like it.  They usually get Elvira to introduce bad horror
flicks.  Today they got Elmyra to introduce a bad horror cartoon.  

*Le Sigh*

And what about those rerun end credits?  OOPS!!!

WBB
--
Will Bell -- bell@cs.tamu.edu -- Live from the heart of Scenic Central Texas
"Thrall me with your acumen."