Subject: Re: The 12 days of Clinton 
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Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 23:24:10 +0000

Re-posting...

In article <n1066t@ofa123.fidonet.org>
            Andrew.Cookson@f1701.n291.z1.fidonet.org writes:

>lo'
>   I recently heard this on Rush Limbaugh.   It is rather a good filk.
>   My appoligies to any who take this too seriously.
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>                           The Twelve Days of Clinton
>
>On the first day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
>        A tax cut for you and for me.
>
>On the second day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
>        Two more million jobs,
>
>        And a tax cut for you and for me.
>
>On the third day of Clinton, he promise we will see
>        Three liberal judges,
>
>        Two more million jobs,
>        And a tax cut for you and for me.
>
>On the fourth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
>        Four balanced budgets,
>
>        Three liberal judges,
>        Two more million jobs,
>        And a tax cut for you and for me.
>
>On the fifth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
>        Five folding wing -- of the Air Force,
>
>        Four balanced budgets,
>        Three liberal judges,
>        Two more million jobs,
>        And a tax cut for you and for me.
>
>On the sixth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
>        Six billion aid for students,
>
>        Five folding wing!
>        Four balanced budgets,
>        Three liberal judges,
>        Two more million jobs,
>        And a tax cut for you and for me.
>
>On the seventh day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
>        Seven days a week of health care,
>
>        Six billion aid for students,
>        Five folding wing!
>        Four balanced budgets,
>        Three liberal judges,
>        Two more million jobs,
>        And a tax cut for you and for me.
>
>On the eighth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
>        Aid to Samalia,
>
>        Seven days a week of health care,
>        Six billion aid for students,
>        Five folding wing!
>        Four balanced budgets,
>        Three liberal judges,
>        Two more million jobs,And a tax cut for you and for me.
>
>On the ninth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
>        "Nein!" to German competitors,
>
>        Aid to Samalia,
>        Seven days a week of health care,
>        Six billion aid for students,
>        Five folding wing!
>        Four balanced budgets,
>        Three liberal judges,
>        Two more million jobs,
>        And a tax cut for you and for me.
>
>On the tenth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
>        Attention to the deficit
>
>        "Nein!" to German competitors,
>        Aid to Samalia,
>        Seven days a week of health care,
>        Six billion aid for students,
>        Five folding wing!
>        Four balanced budgets,
>        Three liberal judges,
>        Two more million jobs,
>        And a tax cut for you and for me.
>
>On the eleventh day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
>        Eleven billion for Boris,
>
>        Attention to the deficit
>        "Nein!" to German competitors,
>        Aid to Samalia,
>        Seven days a week of health care,
>        Six billion aid for students,
>        Five folding wing!
>        Four balanced budgets,
>        Three liberal judges,
>        Two more million jobs,
>        And a tax cut for you and for me.
>
>On the twelfth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
>        Twelve jobs for Hillery,
>
>        Eleven billion for Boris,
>        Attention to the deficit
>        "Nein!" to German competitors,
>        Aid to Samalia,
>        Seven days a week of health care,
>        Six billion aid for students,
>        Five folding wing!
>        Four balanced budgets,
>        Three liberal judges,
>        Two more million jobs,
>
>        And a tax cut for you and for me.
>
>                               - "Loose Bruce" from the bay area
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>
>Thus endeth.
>                                                 - Longshot *      };=>
>
>
>.... "The soul's Rialto hath its merchandise."   -  E. B. Browning
>--- GEcho 1.00/beta+
>
>

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