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From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: wibble
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 08:40:31 GMT

In article <21JUL199214195193@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>><stuff deleted>
>> ->>>>>>>>>>>Yeah, that's what they always say .... you know, one lump of cheese
>>->>>>>>>>>>>leads to another ..... I know where you've hidden your mouse suit you, you
>>->>>>>>>>>>>you ...... MOUSE!
>>->>>>>>>>>>>Simon aka RodentExtermination Is Us....
>>->>>>>>>>>>Michael aka SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! (thump)
>>->>>>>>>>>Chris aka Poor little fellow.  He never 'ad a chance.
>>->>>>>>>>Michael aka shall we do 'im again? SQUEAK! oops...
>>->>>>>>>Chris aka Careful where you step.  You could trod upon 'im.
>>->>>>>>Meetch aka 's ok, there's plenty more where that came from.
>>->>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
>>->>>>Meetch aka Got any lingerie that'll fit 'im?
>>->>>Michael aka Yea, I got some. We're the same size. SQUEAK! ...Dammit!
>>->>James aka But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!!
>>->Michael aka What's all this then? A Bill Cosby quote on a.f.m-p? Blasphemy!
>>->        You, Sir, are a GIT!
>>Pag aka now that is not nice.....it is ????
>Michael aka Not nice? Well, YOU are a NIP!
>
>>
>>PS they have started to advertise that luverly Spiced Ham stuff here in good ol
>>    blighty (if any1 can understand the banter)
>>
>>PPS I still resent being called a mouse (SQUEAK)
>
>PPPS I resent that albatross that keeps watching me from his perch up there next
>to the sigs. Look at his eyes following me... See him lick his beak... Notice
>his ever-so-sly movements toward me... Oh. Hold on. Sorry. That's the
>Spanish Inquisition. I didn't expext *them*!
 
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObodyexpectstheSpanishInquisitnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!<thud!>
Chris aka *them* are all over the place.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Complaints department please.
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 11:06:02 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) writes:
>>I wish to complain about the follow-on to this posting.
>You would you ole coot, I never knew why I married you in the first place.
He didn't marry you in the first place. He married me and my socks.

>>Colonel ioSnm (Mrs.)
>Brigidier (EsJets) (sir)
Field Marshall Eccles (miz) 
> .sig wants to get married, any suitors?
Eccles aka Memememememe
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: I've had enough
Keywords: spam,throat-warbler-mangrove,rotary-engine,gumby,Mr.Creosote
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:59:49 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

rbuchanan@vitalink.com (Rick Buchanan) writes:
}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) 
}>serious posts happne about once eveeryt 50 or so 
}>posts and disravel due to the insanity of watching MPFC 40hrs/day for 15 
}>straight years.
}Only 40hrs/day?
}Luxury.
}When I was young, _we_ had it rough.   Up in the morning, half an hour
}before we had gone to bed the night before, then watch 68 hours of
}MPFC while breaking rocks with our teeth, walk to work down mill eighteen
}miles (uphill both ways), come home to a dinner of boiled lupins and then 
}our mother would tell us The Funniest Joke in the World and dance about on 
}our graves singing 'Hallelujah'.  But you tell _that_ to the kids these days
}and they won't believe you!

I've had enough of this, I never wanted to do this in the first place
I always wanted to be an industrial waste salesman.

spreading toxic waste from shore to shore
reveling in the malformed body parts
and I'd sing..or at leats hum...my tongue had fallen out...

Jester aka hey now who's this?
-- 
\ /  /    / /  /\
 \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_
 / \/  /   \ \/ \
 .sig wants to get married, any suitors?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal)
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:21:11 GMT


>>>>Meetch....you were my first true love.....
>>> 
>>>*deep sigh*  Blub blub blub....
>>> 
>>>>(I'll sit on your face and tell you that I love you...)
>>> 
>>>Oh, please do!  You know how much I like to hear you oralise when my face
>>>is between your thighs... :)
>>Life will be fine if we're all 279...hold a tic...439...347...oh bugger! 
>Dyslexic people tend to break their backs 96ing..
96ing? Now that's safe sex for you.

>>>> Lisa aka with all this free love going around someone's going to
>>>>          catch someting........
>>>aah.. aaaahhh.. AAAAHH AAACHOO! *sniff*
>>>>ps. Meetch....do you go?
>>>I go, I come... I hang around traffic lights...
>>So that was *you*! Thought you looked familiar. Almost didn't recognize you
>>without the nightie...
>ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!  Sprung!  I was hoping you wouldn't recognise me.  Yes, I'll
>admit I was waiting for some blind person to come along so I could go:
>'tick tick tick tick tick tick tick' and watch 'em get run over... there
>simply aren't enough accidents so I thought I'd go out of my way to cause
>a few...
I find blind lumberjacks suffice.

>>>>pps. your red traffic lights make me hot......BOOM!
>>>>(sorry I've just exploded)
>>>Umm.. oh dear.  I'm VERY sorry 'bout that.  I really should learn to
>>>not get anyone over-inflated... erm... anybody got a shovel ?
>>>Meetch aka Why do they always explode at the least convenient times?
>>Michael aka ask the Von Zepplin Brothers
>Meetch aka Last time I asked 'em they were in tears.
MNSio sls yeah... I drowned them in my clooection.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Graham Chapman drinking story
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:00:05 GMT

In article <ins450m.712407519@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
 
>
>mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>
>>>>     Vote on who you think his drinking pal was.
>>>Keith Moon (from The Who)
>>>>
>>>>     When and why did Graham Chapman stop drinking ?
>>>Hmmmmmm, Keith Choked to death on his own vomit?
>>>>
>>>>     At the peak of his drinking addiction, how much Gin did
>>>>     he consume per day ?
>>>I don't know, It was in "A liars Autobiography vol 5".  My personal guess
>>>would be at least a litre per day.
>>>
>>>
>>>Michael "what's all this then (during the rape scene)"
>>Nooooooo! It's another Michael! As if 2 lisa's wasn't enough...now there's two
>>Michael's! ARGGHHH! Wot's next? Two Eccles? Two PKTs? Two Craig's (God, no!)?
>>Just call me Rat(tart)boy from now on...
>
>>Michael aka Maybe it was just my other head posting...
>Eccles aka Theres only one of me!!!! Shut up you.
>Chris aka I wonder how many there are of Jos running around. . .
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 20:11:46 GMT


>>>>>>In re to Dawn...........
>>>>>>liar
>>>>>>sinner
>>>>>>pagan
>>>>>>EVIL TEMPTRESS
>>>>>Three of my favourite pastimes, followed by my favourite thing... >:)
>>>>Meetch. I love you.
>>>Oh dear, not another one...
>>Have you ever considered a job in WWWC?
>Ummm.. no thanks.  I'm busy enuff as is, and besides - I have other things to
>do and am keeping occupied.  Oh dear, I'm blabbering myself.  I'll shut up
>now.  Honest!  *sigh* You do have a strange effect on me, SmoNi.
Well, don't I on most peeps. (What with all those apricots around
too!) Too occupied? Oh well. We're not exactly understaffed.

>>>>>Ooooh!  That's enough to turn ANY red-blooded Aussie type Bruce on!  Tell
>>>>>me more, puhlease!!!!
>>>>Um... bottom?
>>>I prefer the word BUM.  It's well... you know.. erm.. ermm....... easier to
>>>spell.
>>Yeah, well, I've gotten edumicated! (I'm in college, you know... I'm
>>trying to reverse the aforementioned process.)
>Keep tryin'... you're gettin' there.
Wot? (any better? Do I have to get all the way to <grunt> stage?)

>>>>>Meetch aka Talk dirty to me.
>>>>SnoiM
>>>>Mud.
>>>Meetch aka Ooooh, SMion stop that! *giggle*
>>IOSmn kak well, I have to convince you The Celler's a nice place
>>somehow.
>Meetch aka I *KNOW* it's a nice place, but I'm tied up at the moment.
SIonm Oh, sorry. did I forget about you again?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Some don't have a clue?
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 12:13:33 GMT

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) told us:

>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>>hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:


>>>	One poster doesn't know who Graham Chapman is ?  Can this be true?
>>>	He doesn't know who Terry Gilliam is either? What the fuck ?
>>[stuff deleted 'cause I felt like it.]

>>Oh dear oh dear.  It seems I just broke a Telescu erm Telecom Australia
>>rule, being that no obscenities are to travel over their lines...

>Naughty man. Now come round and install a line at my house for
>free.

I have a cousin wot works for Telescum.  P'raps 'ee could roll on down.
But WOT ON EARTH makes you think I'm a man !?  I'm actually a VIKING wot
says "THINGY!".  No, no.. that's not roit.

>I live in Mulgrave. You know. Waverley Park????

Yeah, of course I F*CENSORED BY TELECOM*N well know.  Anyone for a game
of Aussie rules ?

>:)

Indeed, nothing like a good >:). :)

>>Meetch aka So burn me. :)
>Eccles aka Fyre fyre fyre
Meetch aka *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* AHARRRHAAA, ya missed!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: love........
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 17:18:16 GMT


meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) blathered:
> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) blithered:
> >ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM wrote elegantly:
> >}lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) scribbled:
> >}>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) scratched into a keyboard:
> >}>|>}Lisa aka touch me briefly and make the check out to cash
> >}>|>Jester how about long and where do I make the check out to?
> >}>how long is it?  Isn't that a rather personal question, sir?
> >}<referee's whistle>
> >}OFFSIDE!!  Can't answer your own question from a sketch!
> >damn he's right you know, i forgot rule #4516 part B section 137-Mark 8
> 
> Right after rule #4516 part A section 2-mark 77 which reads:
> "NO POOFTERS!"
> 
> >}Off the ice for two minutes!  Cor, thinks she can handle point-ed
> >}sticks, eh? <twitch>
> 
> >pointed sticks and affectionate merge left signs?

Yer, them an' sociologists and biker grannies........

> 
> >}PKT aka now about Saturday night.........
> >Jester aka what about Saturday night??? lisa was a good as she claims to be.
> Meetch aka Yeah, what about it?  I musta slept through it.. *sigh*

You missed a good game, mate.......Jester scored twice, lisa assisted once.

PKT aka >:^}

___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
{you don't expect me to tell	||	let's get the bacon delivered!
 you what I do for a living,	||
 do you?}			||			Squiffy
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SNUGGLING BUNNIES
Date: 27 Jul 92 02:52:15 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1682EA0D3.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu stuffs:

>In article <24JUL199200271512@venus.tamu.edu>
>mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> 
>>
>>In article <sprooney.711923779@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) writes...
>>>
>>>>>>|}Morjens aka anyone else not content wiff my little scheme of marching up
>>>>>>|}and down the square?
>>>>>>|Jester aka it workwed for Hitler in 1938
>>>>>>Jos aka No, no, no! It's `Hilter' not `Hitler' ... ahahaah ... not me!
>>>>>Meetch aka I'll be sleeping in...
>>>>Michael aka I'll be steppin' out...
>>>SIOn /-\ |C  /-\  I'll be sleeping in Bevis.
>>Michael akakakakakakakakakakaka I'll be dying of spam on the brain.
James aka Doctor, my Brain hurts. Can you take it out?

>>>>>>ps. The first one to say `sn*ggl*b*nn**s' will be spanked with a
>>>>>>    smelly hanky! Be warned! Read the TWWNATS list first, before
>>>>>>    you post (TWWNATS = The Words We're Not Allowed To Say)
>>>>>pps. Does that include "NI!" ?
>>>>ppps. What about "semprini"?
>>>pssss, Orroit you. You're nicked. Out, the lot, out. Bursting in
>>>       here with tales about oriental fortune tellers, out!
>>>       (soory... this skrypt is getting to my head)
>>psssss; Wot! You can't do that! Oh, maybe you can. It's a fair cop, but
>>        Society's to blame.
"It's a fair cop."-- Society

>>>>"Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."
>>>>                             -GNR
>>>
>>>"Strangulation, Mutilation, Cancer of the Brain."
>>>                             -Slayer
>>
>>       "They won't leave me be, sucking like a leech.
>>        Never gonna leave, the Insane Society."
>>                              -Wrath
> 
>"It's such a good feeling to know you're alive,
>It's such a happy feeling,
>You're growing inside. . . "
>-Mr. Rogers
		"Ding ding."
		-Trolley
From: v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: twister
Date: 28 Jul 92 16:55:00 GMT
Organization: SUNY@Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <27JUL199213311091@zeus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes...
>>>> |> Well, I had this great return flame all typed up, but I lost it before I could
>>>> |> post it....Fate, eh? It was my first flame too, because, you see, *flames* are
>>>> |> what are childish. I figured I had the right to do one since "most of you
>>>> |> appear as 10 year olds". Oh, it had all kinds of quips about Craig starting his
>>>> |> own newsgroup called alt.fan.monty-python.tightass, but *sigh* it was lost.
>>>> |> I think I may have even called him a git or a nip or something...
>>>> 	You call THAT a flame !?
>>> 
>>>lisa & Lisa & Tia are the main flames around here (saynomore......)
>>Wellum, we must be starting a *big* blaze 'round 'ere, then!
>Well I can beat a pair of lisas with a Tia kicker...here! I got a Royal Flush!
>Prince William, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Victoria, Mary Queen of Scots, and
>King Author!
How about King George I, II, III, IV and Louis XIV, XV, XVI? That's *my* kind
of royal flush! (or royal *blush*!)

>>>> |> You see, Craig, there's this great thing called "unsubscribe." It's real easy.
>>>> |> All you do is type "u" rather than "f". It's really that simple. 
>>>> 	No, it's easier, I have an X terminal, and I can use a mouse.
>>> 
>>>So can I, but we should wait for the next cheese party, mate <SQUEAK!>
>>Yea, it's Wolfgang Amadeus Mausart!!!!!! We'll bring the cheeze, he can 
>>bring the baby grand.
>Who needs a baby grand? I got an adolescent whooping crane the size of France.
>D'accord. D'accord. Be sure to bring the cheese and I'll bring my mouse
>costume too...SQUEAK!
Yea, and Mausart can come along anyway with out the baby grand.

>>>PKT aka Your entry for Upper Class Twit of the Year is in the mail, mate.
>>Tia aka very flatter'd you mention'd me in your postal servvies
>Michael aka You should o' seen where *I* mentioned ya...Whhaaa! Know-wot-I-mean?
Tia aka Yeam, I know Wot-You-Mean, but canst thou tellest me where 'tis?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal)
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:34:09 GMT



>>>>>>{R.I.P} AGAIN! And let that be a warning to you all!
>>>>>>>>>>>>=> Pag aka I am not a mouse but I know someone who was..
>>>>>>>>>>>>       Yeah, that's what they always say .... you know, one lump of 
>>>>>>>>>>>>leads to another ..... I know where you've hidden your mouse suit
>>>>>>>>>>>>you ...... MOUSE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>Simon aka RodentExtermination Is Us....
>>>>>>>>>>>Michael aka SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! (thump)
>>>>>>>>>>Chris aka Poor little fellow.  He never 'ad a chance.
>>>>>>>>>Michael aka shall we do 'im again? SQUEAK! oops...
>>>>>>>>Chris aka Careful where you step.  You could trod upon 'im.
>>>>>>>Meetch aka 's ok, there's plenty more where that came from.
>>>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
>>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>>James aka Well, I'd rather eat Johnson, sir (or a Lisa, anyway)
>>mnSio ... Just cum on down to The Cellar. (If you want Lisa to eat
>>      you too, it costs extra.)
>Eccles aka Mnois You stil haven't delivered my meal.
ISOnm / OK, OK. Come on down to the cellar, and I'll find you some
meat to eat. (Or do you prefer cats?)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 05:31:30 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) states:

>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>}lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
>}>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>}>|>}Lisa aka touch me briefly and make the check out to cash
>}>|>Jester how about long and where do I make the check out to?
>}>how long is it?  Isn't that a rather personal question, sir?
>}<referee's whistle>
>}OFFSIDE!!  Can't answer your own question from a sketch!
>damn he's right you know, i forgot rule #4516 part B section 137-Mark 8

Right after rule #4516 part A section 2-mark 77 which reads:
"NO POOFTERS!"

>}Off the ice for two minutes!  Cor, thinks she can handle point-ed
>}sticks, eh? <twitch>

>pointed sticks and affectionate merge left signs?

>}PKT aka now about Saturday night.........
>Jester aka what about Saturday night??? lisa was a good as she claims to be.
Meetch aka Yeah, what about it?  I musta slept through it.. *sigh*
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 05:43:31 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>>>In re to Dawn...........
>>>liar
>>>sinner
>>>pagan
>>>EVIL TEMPTRESS
>>Three of my favourite pastimes, followed by my favourite thing... >:)
>Meetch. I love you.

Oh dear, not another one...

>>Ooooh!  That's enough to turn ANY red-blooded Aussie type Bruce on!  Tell
>>me more, puhlease!!!!
>Um... bottom?

I prefer the word BUM.  It's well... you know.. erm.. ermm....... easier to
spell.

>>Meetch aka Talk dirty to me.
>SnoiM
>Mud.
Meetch aka Ooooh, SMion stop that! *giggle*
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: long.......
Date: 27 Jul 92 02:43:50 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <sprooney.711648389@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>>> }|> }Lisa aka touch me briefly and make the check out to cash
>>|> }|> Jester how about long and where do I make the check out to}?
>>|> }how long is it?  Isn't that a rather personal question, sir?
>>|> um, yes...but that was in how long may I touch you???
>>wrong lisa....  you were addressing one of the other ones before...
>>(No, I'm Zeut's identical twin sister, Dingo...)
>Zeut? Don't you mean Zoot? As in Muppets. (Wow, was he cool!)
I *prefer* Animal.

>>|> ----Iester formally of the Philharmonic Iester's
>>-- lisa aka always with a small 'l'
>mnSio howeveer  lick it.
James aka lick it? I don't even know it!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 10:15:25 GMT

lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:


>In article <Bs04Mr.59H@casper.cs.uct.ac.za>, asturman@casper.cs.uct.ac.za (A Sturman) writes:
>|> Is the Lumberjack song a natural logarithm?

>* G R O A N *
Right stop that groaning, next thing you'll be moaning as well
and you know what that leads to, don't you, saying Larg and Gorn
and the next thing you know you'll be leading small kiddies astray
away from the paths of righteousnees and good and making them 
listen to Barry Manalow records the stupid bastard doesn't even know 
what a note is  let alone can he sing one two three four left right left
right....... what was I talking about?

>|> Andrew , net.punster     
>-- lisa aka Church Police and we're going to have to take you in for that...
Eccles aka <innocent> In where? (Wow!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: SNUGGLING BUNNIES
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 15:26:10 GMT

In article <24JUL199200271512@venus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>In article <sprooney.711923779@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) writes...
>>
>>>>>|}Morjens aka anyone else not content wiff my little scheme of marching up
>>>>>|}and down the square?
>>>>>|Jester aka it workwed for Hitler in 1938
>>>>>Jos aka No, no, no! It's `Hilter' not `Hitler' ... ahahaah ... not me!
>>>>Meetch aka I'll be sleeping in...
>>>Michael aka I'll be steppin' out...
>>SIOn /-\ |C  /-\  I'll be sleeping in Bevis.
>Michael akakakakakakakakakakaka I'll be dying of spam on the brain.
>
>>>>>ps. The first one to say `sn*ggl*b*nn**s' will be spanked with a
>>>>>    smelly hanky! Be warned! Read the TWWNATS list first, before
>>>>>    you post (TWWNATS = The Words We're Not Allowed To Say)
>>>>pps. Does that include "NI!" ?
>>>ppps. What about "semprini"?
>>pssss, Orroit you. You're nicked. Out, the lot, out. Bursting in
>>       here with tales about oriental fortune tellers, out!
>>       (soory... this skrypt is getting to my head)
>psssss; Wot! You can't do that! Oh, maybe you can. It's a fair cop, but
>        Society's to blame.
>
>>>"Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."
>>>                             -GNR
>>
>>"Strangulation, Mutilation, Cancer of the Brain."
>>                             -Slayer
>
>       "They won't leave me be, sucking like a leech.
>        Never gonna leave, the Insane Society."
>                              -Wrath
 
"It's such a good feeling to know you're alive,
It's such a happy feeling,
You're growing inside. . . "
-Mr. Rogers
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal)
Subject: Complaints department please.
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:27:10 GMT


I wish to complain about the follow-on to this posting.

Colonel ioSnm (Mrs.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu (William C. Haga)
Subject: Philosopher's song
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 12:56:46 GMT


Now, I've seen the words to the philosopher's song posted here before,
but I ignorantly neglected to save it, thinking, "Ha, *I've* got both
volumes of 'All the Words', and needn't save this!".  Of course, most
of you are well aware that the philospher's song was not in the
original TV script.  So, I humbly request that someone email them to
me.

At first I felt guilty about wasting bandwidth with yet another request
like this, but not after having read the last 200 posts to this group!

And just to keep it clear, let me add:

  1)  Jos, I do *not* want the words rearranged in alphabetical order.
      This "the words are all there, but we got to get them in the right
      order" business will not do.

  2)  I have no preference as to which Lisa sends me a reply (though I
      *do* think little "l"s are cute.)

  3)  Anyone who adds an "aka" line to this post will have their nostrils
      slit open with a boat hook.  (I'm already into rope).

With highest regards,

Bill (wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu)