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Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Friday, 20 Nov 1992 17:27:00 MST
From: <AABNK1@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: arthritis pain

Hi!  I'd like to post a question to you folks who have experience in
the art of massage.

I was involved in a car accident about 2-1/2 years ago in which I
fractured a vertebrae (sp?) in my back.  As a result, I developed
arthritis in my back.  On cold or humid days I suffer back pain.

What kind of massage therapy could you recommend to help ease the back
pain I feel, both as a result of the arthritis and the tension pain
that builds from reacting to the arthritis pain?

The pain is always centered in my back, at a level just below the
bottoms of my shoulder blades.  The tension I feel develops pain
just below my neck line.

I'd like to help my wife learn any techniques that might be useful in
helping me through the occasional rough day.  Thanks for your time and
input.

Doug, in Tempe, Arizona

aabnk1@asuacad
From: richard@octel.com (Richard Karasik)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: Reply to some stuff
Date: 16 Nov 92 20:50:44 GMT
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.

In article <1e5cd1INN7gt@cat.cis.Brown.EDU> ST201434@brownvm.brown.edu (jude) writes:
>First of all, yes, Mike, this is being posted, since it is a reply to lots
[stuff deleted ]]

>The
>prejudice against homosexuals is just as wrong as racism or any other kind of
>hate.  It cannot be justified by saying, oh, i'm homophobic, and maybe that's
....

 Problem is is that its not wrong in that person's reference. In fact it is very
 operant in that person's reference. From our "loftier" ;) reference it is not
 wrong -cuz then you would have to "eliminate" it and the easiest way is to kill
 off the perpetrator -which is another form of prejudice.

 It may very well be stupid from our point of view, and dangerously stupid,
 leading to irreversible acts. Hence it needs education. If it were just plain wrong
 it would require sterilization and eradication. And that would depend on
 which group was the strongest -as to whether "them" or "us" would be 
 eradicated. Personally I've seen my fill of that level of stupidity
 and refuse to support that level of intolerance.

RIchard
-- 
|UUCP  richard@octel.com                 VOICE (HEY YOU!) or 408 321 6372
| 
|             Speaker for the dead - among them:
|                 Liberty, Justice, Freedom
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 19:28:28 EST
From: <LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Loosen Up

Hey guys/gals...When I said "gays suck dick", I was only stating a fact that wa
s stated to me by a homosexual...geez.  I admit this is the wrong place to prea
ch my opinion about the sexually confused, but this is the wrong place for ya g
uys to flame me in.  I thought for a moment this was alt.long-dong-...,  some o
f you guys are such cry-babies.  Before I moved hear to PA 2 yrs. ago, I lived
in a very rough area of Brooklyn, where death and violence is almost normal for
the poeple who live their..and you guys are nice and comfy in front of your PC
bawling over comments they "offend you".  I'm sorry folks, but this ain't UTOPI
A.  In consideration for those people here hoping to read articles on backrubs
instead of whiners, pleez leave any so called flames on my e-mail...and they be
tter be good :) YOu may be lucky, I just might reply back...


                          ==----da Long-man----->
From: bakerdj@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Body moistorizors
Date: 22 Nov 92 14:57:07 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire



My girlfriend and I have been playing with body creams, but they make me break
out. Could someone post or send me a list of substitues that I wouldn't have
an alergic reaction to. I am very environmentally sensitive. We find them a lot
of fun but it is no fun when the next day your arms are all red!

Dan the curious one
From: arnett@unixg.ubc.ca (Bill Arnett)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: Preferred Gender
Date: 17 Nov 1992 02:38:08 GMT
Organization: University of British Columbia, Vancouver, B.C., Canada
NNTP-Posting-Host: unixg.ubc.ca

In article <Bxs917.Evs@monitor.com> michael@monitor.com (Michael Johnson) writes:
>In article <1e0smmINN9h2@cat.cis.Brown.EDU> ST201434@brownvm.brown.edu (jude)  
>writes:
>>      Excuse me, I just want to make sure I'm getting all this right...
>> When I originally posted my question, I honestly did not expect all these
>> wonderful confessions of men admitting that yes, they are homophobes.

I should probably stay out of this thread but what the heck...
I haven't put my name down for the 'exchange' (tho, if anyone's in the
Vancouver area, feel free to email me), but if I did I would probably
list my preferred gender as female as well.  You can label me 'homophobic'
if it makes you feel better, but that's not it.

I have been massaged professionally by both men and woman (tho, not many
times by either sex) and the massages by the women were far superior to
those by the men.  I seemed to be more "in tune" with the women.  This
could of course mean that the women were better than the men, but I don't
think that was it.  It seemed to be a combination of things such as weight,
strength and hand size, and a lot of unquantifiable things too.  Sorry,
I can't explain it cuz I don't know for sure.  But now, if I had a choice I
would always choose a woman.  If I didn't have a choice, I wouldn't
worry about it.  (i.e., either gender would be fine.)

That preference would definitely carry over into the non-professional
area and would combine with the knowledge that I am more likely to "tune in"
to a woman than a man.  Past experience shows me that I relate better
to most woman than most men.  I do have male friends, but almost
all my close friends are women (and very platonic (sp?)).  Why is that?
I don't know!  I'm not a psychologist!  I also don't care why....it's
only caused problems with one jealous girlfriend.  :)

Like I say, you can label me any way that suits you.  It won't bother
me---I don't worry about what strangers think.

Cheers. Bill.

PS: Michael makes some good points:
>My opinion (which no one else need share) is that massage from a friend is  
>different than massage from an acquaintance because there are already  
>emotions between friends which are intensified by intimate physical contact.   
>My relationships with male friends are mostly based on intellectual  
>companionship, and intimate contact would feel inappropriate.  One could go  
>on and on about why I feel this way about my male friends, but that would  
>have nothing to do with the topics of this newsgroup.  Suffice to say thatfor  
>me, massage from another male is okay, but not from a close male friend.


-- 
Bill Arnett                            Internet: arnett@unixg.ubc.ca
From: mlh6@po.CWRU.Edu (Michael L. Haynes)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: Reply to some stuff
Date: 17 Nov 1992 00:21:26 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu


Jude

        My point is that yes it is wrong.  But the first step to
getting over it is to admit it and then talk about it.  Several
people started this process and you flamed them for the effort.
Thats a great way to keep people from trying.  If they cant talk
about it on a board like this, where are they going to talk about
it? 

	Had the coments been more along the line of 'why do you 
feel that way?' or ' Do you think that is approiate?' I wouldn't
have had a problem.  I just felt that the method was harsh and
counterproductive.

	Mike

P.S.  Sorry about the :-(...    Hope a 8-) grows back fast!
From: s900881@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Nitro)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: Preferred Gender
Date: 16 Nov 1992 05:11:31 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au

jelmore@nyx.cs.du.edu (Jay Elmore) writes:

>[whole previous article deleted, cuz I'm lazy.. :D]

>On the subject of cross-gender backrubs, I have a good friend of mine (a
>guy) who gives me neck massages occasionally. While I don't mind, I find
>that backrubs, massages, etc. require a level of trust and intimacy that I
>find hard to form with guys; OK, so I'm a latent homophobe! ;)

I agree with it being tough to develope the trust that would allow close 
physical contact with a bloke.  I'm reasonably openminded, (as I've had
a reasonable amount of contact with homosexuals), about homosexuality;
but this doesn't necessarily help.  Let me explain better.
I feel that backrubs etc. are to relax the resipient, for me this would
require me to trust the person giving me the rub, enough that I let
down my guard.  I have been *hit on* by blokes and it is hard to deal with.
I would have hesitations about, getting a backrub from a bloke to avoid 
reoccurances of such incidents.  The blokes I know, that are strictly hetro,
so I can trust them in that respect, aren't interested.
Women aren't as threatening, even when they're *hitting on* you, which 
occurs less often anyway.

>But seriously, I agree with the implied cultural taboo against intimate
>contact between members of the same sex. I might as well crucify myself
>further and risk being labelled a sexist by saying the I don't think many
>men can establish that level of intmacy with any sexual connotation, while
                                         ^^^^ (Don't you mean without)
>women can. Go figure...

Yeah, I think Jay's got his head on straight.

>I just like giving and geting massages from women... OK, I don't date much!

Same here, even in a nonsexual rub (I confess to prefering the other, but
it's not always offered)

>Jay (=

Nitro

I don't date, I just find the right woman and stay with her :-) until I find
out we're not right for each other, mourn :-(, then find a different right 
woman and stay with her. :-)   

I'm not concerned with another person's opinion of me, I have a high enough
opinion of myself, for the both of us.  ;-)

Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Organization: Washington University, St. Louis
Date:         Tue, 17 Nov 92 19:58:37 CST
From:         C09615DK@wuvmd.wustl.edu
To:           NETNEWS@WUVMD
Subject:      alt.BACKRUBS
Newsgroups:   alt.backrubs

Are we allowed to petition anyone to form a new newsgroup... mainly

alt.sexuality.d?  (unless it already exists, of course).

Alt.backrubs is for discussion of BACKRUBS, and I'm sure that many of the
people who either read or subscribe to this newsgroup wish to return the
discussion to backrubs (although honestly this newsgroup has had MANY more
posts since the sexuality issue came up--how did this start anyway??

Anyway, keeping to the topic at hand, I have had some minor back pains as of
late and was wondering if it was solely due to my bed... mainly, it's a quite
saggy mattress on springs.  Or could it be that my muscles are overly tense at
the moment due to stress... ie.  what can I do about it...
I don't want to spend however much $$ on a chiropracter unless necessary...
Basically, is there any way for me to tell what the problem stems from?

Thanks (and in minor pain)--me
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
From: gencon06@titan.ucc.umass.edu (WatchDog)
Subject: Re: Reply to some stuff
Organization: University Computing Services
	<BxtKLx.IJM@sunfish.usd.edu>
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 09:20:40 GMT

In article <BxtKLx.IJM@sunfish.usd.edu> soswald@charlie.usd.edu writes:
>we're teaching them now.  The other question I have is:  What ever happened to 
>personal freedom?  Was this country founded because the pilgrims were being
>presecuted for their choice of a different alternative?  A different way of
>looking at their God?

Hmmm....  As I remember, yes the Pilgrims were driven to the pre-US because of
religious persecution.  But, were these Pilgrims (Mayflower-type) not also the
puritans?  I think (remember this is IMHO) that the persecution that the
Pilgrims were escaping was two-way.  (Try being a non-puritan in a puritan
society.  It _does_not_ work.) 
Just my $0.02 on a topic that no longer fits this newsgroup..........

                                                         -WatchDog
From: sphinx@pro-gateway.cts.com (Counse Broders)
Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: alt.BACKRUBS
Date: 20 Nov 1992 04:32:05 -0600
Organization: Pro-Gateway [ProLine]
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

In <92322.195834C09615DK@wuvmd.wustl.edu> C09615DK@wuvmd.wustl.edu writes:
>Anyway, keeping to the topic at hand, I have had some minor back pains as of
>late and was wondering if it was solely due to my bed... mainly, it's a quite
>saggy mattress on springs.  Or could it be that my muscles are overly tense at
>...

That is a possibility. When you sleep on one side a long time, the blood
starts to collect more on one side. If it does, your body will turn to try to
stretch the muscles (which helps the blood move along). If the blood doesn't
get processed as well, you can get build up in the muscles of stuff which can
add to that morning ache. 
That is one reason why massage can feel so energizing or even tiring because
it can get some of the 'bad' stuff out of the muscles for the blood to
process out of the body.
You might examine your current exercise program and your current nutritional
inputs as well. Deal with your body holistically.


Newsgroups: alt.backrubs
From: ARCHER@utkvm1.utk.edu (T. Archer)
Subject: Hetboy - Bashing
Organization: University of Tennessee 
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 18:05:09 GMT

Frankly, I'm getting REAL tired of admitting that I am not uncomfartabel 
with homosexuality, and that I have reservation and then being slammed/
flamed/smeared as a nazi-racist-homophobe.

I don't really give a damn about what people do to each other as long as it 
doesn't involve me.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Vote Dempublican, it's easier than thinking.
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Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr,alt.fan.pern,alt.fan.eddings
From: ladyk@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Catarina Ang)
Subject: Re: An abecedarian insult
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 06:31:05 GMT

In <ins450m.722066141@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:

>Who are you talking to, Cat?
>Please specify. Preferably by 'following' a thread.

	*twinkle* Since I don't read all the newsgroups that the
original thread was addressed to, I felt it impolite to intrude.
Therefore I merely addressed previous a-z epithets to those newsgroups I
do read in which I have experienced Cascades.

>>	Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes always one-liners?
>>	A: So men can get the punchline.

>why do you care?

>Eccles aka *grin*

	I wasn't aware I had to be blond to mind; they are so unfunny.
Don't worry, I've got more, and they're not necessarily blonde-focussed.
You ought to be glad - I'm not the one who's blonde *smirk* (latter also
addressed to 2120158@hydra.maths.unsw.edu.au)



	Lady K

	A ripple of laughter drifts to your ears... cut off abruptly as the 
door to the Ivory Tower slams shut.

	'If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically
invulnerable.'

	'Be happy while y'er leevin,
	For y'er a lang time deid.'

	Life is too short to waste on the admiration of one man.
				Rose Scott.
From: VETTERS@vax1.elon.edu (Steve Vetter  )
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: get bent II
Date: 21 Nov 1992 19:18:50 GMT
Organization: Elon College
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: vax1.elon.edu
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.22


Greg Franklin writes:
> Steve Vetter   writes:
> > Greg Franklin writes:
> > 
> > [99 bottles song deleted]
> >             
> >> 
> >> This isn't a cascade!  It's a bus song!
> > This isn't a tirade!  It's a bug bong!
> This ain't the Ice Capades!  It's a wonton!
This isn't the Hit Parade!  It's a Ding-Dong!

--

--------------------------------------+-----------------------------------------
Steve Vetter                          |   "When I get big, I'm gonna get
Elon College Computer Consultant      |   an electric guitar,              
The Metropolis of Elon College, NC    |   When I get real big..."              
vetters@vax1.elon.edu                 |        --Neil Young  (Live Rust)
                  ***Elon might be paying me to do this!***
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: icero104@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge III
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:17:28 GMT
Reply-To: icero104@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Distribution: world,local
Organization: Montana State University

In article <1992Nov15.194734.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu>, f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.153353.14941@athena.cs.uga.edu>, gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Gundlach Family account) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov14.004652.22903@ultb.isc.rit.edu> chrisbee@nick.csh.rit.edu (I live in the water!) writes:
>> %_In article <BxKEyD.E6z@news.cso.uiuc.edu> bassler@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (bassler ryan p) writes:
>> %_>someone beat him please...
>> I think I have to sneeze...
>It's 15-Nov-92.  The Eagles lost to a team of cheese.
But at least cheese can't get fleas.
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: YO
Date: 16 Nov 92 19:54:05 GMT
 <1992Nov14.214856.28310@tc.cornell.edu> <1992Nov16.163925.29124@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <1992Nov16.163925.29124@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.214856.28310@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov14.200223.10546@ncsu.edu> rowilson@eos.ncsu.edu (RANDAL OTTO WILSON) writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov14.002920.17536@ncsu.edu> jmmannin@eos.ncsu.edu (JAMES MCCOTTER MANNING) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov13.172743.21801@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bbufalin@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Nov13.012929.1562@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>>>>In article <1992Nov12.171051.11095@ncsu.edu> rowilson@eos.ncsu.edu (The Randmeister) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <jsm1.721524303@crux1.cit.cornell.edu> jsm1@crux2.cit.cornell.edu (Jason S. MacDonald) writes:
>>>>>>>>jmmannin@eos.ncsu.edu (JAMES MCCOTTER MANNING) writes:
>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov11.183134.15466@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov11.171127.26398@ncsu.edu> rowilson@eos.ncsu.edu (Randalooni) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov11.032342.11909@cs.odu.edu> colli_c@aelle.cs.odu.edu (Catherine Collingwood) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov5.041308.5025@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov4.164322.3577@ncsu.edu> rowilson@eos.ncsu.edu (RANDAL OTTO WILSON) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov3.165436.23287@ncsu.edu> jmmannin@eos.ncsu.edu (JAMES MCCOTTER MANNING) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov3.034011.8699@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov3.012349.13897@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Oct21.012404.24117@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ho
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Blow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Moe
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'Fro
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bro
>>>>>>>>>>>>Go!
>>>>>>>>>>>Flow....
>>>>>>>>>>Toe
>>>>>>>>>Crow  (mst 3k)
>>>>>>>>:::Glow:::
>>>>>>>Snow
>>>>>>No
>>>>>Joe
>>>>Foe?
>>>Whoa!
>>Schmo.
>Doe.
Sew.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
"The President scores much better than Bill Clinton."
	-- Dan, comparing Bush's record of marital infidelity to Clinton's
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: get bent II
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Date: 22 Nov 92 22:45:44 MST
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

Steve Vetter   writes:
> Greg Franklin writes:
>> Steve "Typo-King" Vetter   writes:
>> > Greg Franklin writes:
>> >>Steve Vetter writes:
>> >> > 
>> >> > Greg Franklin writes:
>> >> >> Steve Vetter   writes:
>> >> >> > Greg Franklin writes:
>> >> >> > 
>> >> >> > [99 bottles song deleted]
>> >> >> >             
>> >> >> >> 
>> >> >> >> This isn't a cascade!  It's a bus song!
>> >> >> > This isn't a tirade!  It's a bug bong!
>> >> >> This ain't the Ice Capades!  It's a wonton!
>> >> > This isn't the Hit Parade!  It's a Ding-Dong!
>> >> This ain't Evening Shade!   It's Long Dong Silver!
>> > This isn't a french braid!  Bang a big gong, Gilbert!
>> This isn't a French maid!  It's only Mongo, on film!
> This isn't a panty raid!  It's just Bonzo at the helm!
This isn't a Reagan fade!  It's just a Dutch elm!
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
"The President scores much better than Bill Clinton."
	-- Dan, comparing Bush's record of marital infidelity to Clinton's
Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr,alt.fan.pern,alt.fan.eddings
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: An abecedarian insult
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 05:55:41 GMT

ladyk@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Catarina Ang) writes:

>	Dear Sir/Madam,

[a-z insult deleted]

>		And keep to your own newsgroup!

Who are you talking to, Cat?
Please specify. Preferably by 'following' a thread.



>	Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes always one-liners?
>	A: So men can get the punchline.

why do you care?

Eccles aka *grin*

Newsgroups: alt.weeners,alt.cascade
From: jardar@swix.ifi.unit.no (Jardar Eggesboe Abrahamsen)
Subject: Re: Bots, WarBots, Fun?
Organization: Universitetet i Trondheim, Noreg
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 09:22:39 GMT

I artikkel <1992Nov17.085210.2713@ra.oc.com> "Skit i det"
skriv <way@up.high.oz>:
>
>Tala Engelska fo"r helvete!
>
>herm
>(sa"g NEJ till obevakade bots)
>-- 
>+------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>|  Herman H. Fredriksson                     Email: herm@nitha.etsu.edu  |
>|  Things that make you go herm.....             herm@coombs.anu.edu.au  |
>+------------------------------------------------------------------------+

NEI TIL SPRAAKLEG IMPERIALISME!


-- 
Jardar Eggesboe Abrahamsen         "reduplikasjonsverb (fanst i gotisk,
jardar@swix.ifi.unit.no               finst i gresk, restar i norroent)"
                                             (Jardar Eggesboe Abrahamsen
                                                 i ein eksamen, V92)
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: get bent II
Date: 21 Nov 92 23:18:35 GMT
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <1em22qINNkfc@lester.appstate.edu>, VETTERS@vax1.elon.edu (Steve Vetter  ) writes:
> 
> Greg Franklin writes:
>> Steve Vetter   writes:
>> > Greg Franklin writes:
>> > 
>> > [99 bottles song deleted]
>> >             
>> >> 
>> >> This isn't a cascade!  It's a bus song!
>> > This isn't a tirade!  It's a bug bong!
>> This ain't the Ice Capades!  It's a wonton!
> This isn't the Hit Parade!  It's a Ding-Dong!
This ain't Evening Shade!   It's Long Dong Silver!
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
"The President scores much better than Bill Clinton."
	-- Dan, comparing Bush's record of marital infidelity to Clinton's