HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: It was ELVIS!!! (WAS: Time)
Date: 7 Apr 92 14:32:35 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr7093235
	<1992Apr1.192400.25328@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>
	<pierre.702194542@manning> <1992Apr6.165805.5712@bsu-ucs.uucp>
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp's message of 6 Apr 92 21:58:05 GMT

It was Elvis, was Time, was All Things bound up in a Oneness, the
Oneness of Elvis T. Jones, tripping on the heavy drug of personal
armchair philosophy.  Everything was One and One was Being and
Everything was Being and he was so sure of it, so ecstatically sure,
except when he remembered that there were also Twonesses, dualities,
dichotomies.  This brought Elvis down, confused him for a full half
hour, until he decided that Two could also be One, could be united,
and he was back in the frenzy of the Big Picture.  Then Threeness came
along, but he knew how to defeat it.  Eventually all positive integers
were enmeshed with One, and he was on a higher high than ever before,
when Negativity gave his consciousness a sharp knock.  He fell back as
if stunned.  His ecstacy was gone, replaced by a horrible fear.  He
curled up into a fetal position; his imagination retreated into the
primal Oneness that was the womb.  But then his mind was reborn and
he advanced to the primal Twoness that was his mother's breasts, and
he was happy again.
From: jchrist@GeoWare.COM (Jesus Christ)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Gigi
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 21:25:45 EDT
Organization: GeoWare Software Design, Toronto ON

 BBS: CRS Premium Bulletin Board - Hayes V9600/ULTRA  (416) 629-7000
Date: 04-14-92 (02:47)              Number: 112381
  To: ANDREW MAKIEJEWSKI            Refer#: NONE               (Msg #41 of 123)
From: KEVIN JOHNSON                   Read: YES                (Thread #3 of 4)
Subj: DRDOS6                        Status: PUBLIC MSG
Conf: IBM (2)                    Direction: FORWARD
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Andrew, I'm getting 22758 Dryhstones, 31558 Cps and 5712.1
whetstones, with qaplus V 4.52.
This is without a mouse loaded and NOT using EMM386.sys.
Try taking a reading after your mouse is loaded.
Take another after you enable EMM386.sys.
I'm having a drastic performance drop off. Digital research is
checking it out for me. They advise that there should be NO
difference.
I'm using SStor and Pcqwk how about you?
My video card is Tseng ET4000 with 1 meg.
Qaplus advises video at base memory A000h, 256k
Shadow ram is enabled in the extended Bios which is dated
07/07/91 and ends in F. Video bios is Batch TC60558AF.
My motherboard and HD are cached with 256k each, with 8 meg
aboard (60ns).
No matter what combinations I try, I have to rem out EMM386 to
get performance back!
Would appreciate any input you might post.


May you sail
through life.



Kevin J.

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From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Subject: Puppy
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 22:09:08 GMT

I want to be a big, playful puppy
all head and paws
that bounds up to you, knocks you down
and licks your face

I want to eat and eat and eat
until I grow so big
that you lock me out in the back yard
and throw me raw steaks

I want to grow a black shiny coat
and long vicious fangs
and get into the house and eat your children
before you get home from work


--
 Rigler                         (So help me, Me!)
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From: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu (Brennan "CrayDeath" O'Keefe)
Subject: Re: Time After Time (Was: "It was ELVIS!!! (WAS: Time)")
Keywords: blue suede shoes
Organization: Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 04:30:13 GMT

rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:

 >In article <c8eXiB4w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
 >>jes2x@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (John Sommerville) writes:
 >>
 >>> In article <1992Apr7.182443.5031@nic.unh.edu> mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker to 
 >>> >In article <1992Apr6.165805.5712@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writ
 >>> >>>>> Elvis is dead.
 >>> >>>>Pelvis wrist head.
 >>> >>> Elvish knish-head.
 >>> >>Melvins Fist bled
 >>> >Kelvin's fish fed.
 >>> Heaven's piss sped.
 >>Leaven this bread.
 >Leather in bed.
Festering thread.
-- 
CrayDeath                     | 
mka Brennan M. O'Keefe        |      This mind intentionally left blank.
internet: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu |
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Two Cents
Date: 10 Apr 92 18:12:55 GMT
Organization: t.b

gagnon@Panda1.UOttawa.CA (Jean-Serge Gagnon) writes:
> Okay,
> 	I've been reading this for a bit, and I thought I'd put in my
> 2 cents.

     Has anyone else noticed that whenever some
net.bozo offers to put in their "2 cents," that's
just about exactly what their commentary is worth,
if that?

> First, I wouldn't qualify myself as a "wizard", but I can sure say
> that I have a bit more common sence than others.

     Priceless.

> Let's not get flammed here :-).

     Even more so.  And the smiley is perfect.

     Oh and btw, you're not being flamed.
You're being used as a lab specimen, you
fucking net.peasant.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What's the news across the nation?
Keywords: We have got the information
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:44:31 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

Los Angeles (AP)

Some Southeast Asian immigrants who seem to suffer tuberculosis
actually are infected by worms that burrow through the gut, lay
eggs in the lungs and often make patients cough blood, a study 
says.
The rare disease, called paragonimiasis, is caused by parasitic
flatworms known as "lung flukes".

Spoilers ahead









Are lung flukes related to lutefisk?
Or should some Asian immigrants simply stop smoking so much?
You decide...
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: what I saw on the bus today
Keywords: perfectly, dry, sandwich, live, insects
Date: 1 Apr 92 17:41:04 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Mar31.222431.17247@watserv1.waterloo.edu> lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058) writes:
>Then I checked my watch.

I usually circle mine.

				--Blair
				  "Or fill it in completely."
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: what should I do?
Date: 7 Apr 92 14:58:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr7095804
	<1992Apr7.082907.16815@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu's message of 7 Apr 92 13:28:35 GMT

What should I do o Father what should I do?

	Well you did the right thing son by coming to confession, it
	was the right thing.

Well Father are you sure?

	Yes I'm sure now let's just start and I promise you'll feel
	better after telling me about it.

Okay Bless me Father for I have Sinned it has been one year since my
last confession.

	Yes my son go ahead.

Well Father I have I I I killed a man.

	You killed a man.

Yes Father with a machete.  I killed him in cold blood because I wanted
his money.

	Please go on.

Well it was last Monday and I hadn't had anything to eat for days.  I
had just come from my mother's and

	Tell me more about your family.

Well I've got a mother and my father's dead and two sisters.

	Is it because your father's dead and two sisters that you
	have come to me?

Well no Father I came because I killed a man I just told you don't
you remember?

	We were discussing you not me.

But

	Well I think I've heard enough son, try two Hail Marys and
	an Our Father and if you ever need to talk somemore I'll always
	be here.

Thank you Father Eliza.

	God be with you my son.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and others
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 16:22:31 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.094826.29708@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com  
(cupid's six-guns) writes:
>
>note, mathew, that i never claimed that i had never
>posted anything offensive.  note, everybody else,
>that the post mathew quoted of mine was originally
>prefaced with the following disclaimer:
>
>"WARNING:  DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY TASTELESS
>GRATUITOUS COMMENTS ABOUT NAZI ATROCITIES.  THIS POSTING IS
>IN NO WAY INTENDED TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR NAZIS OR DISRESPECT
>TOWARD MEMBERS OF ANY ETHNIC OR POLITICAL GROUPS.  THIS 
>POSTING IS INTENDED AS A SICK JOKE WHICH I PERSONALLY DO NOT
>FIND THE LEAST BIT FUNNY.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED."

Well, why'd you post it then, if you didn't think it was funny?

>ken's posts carried no such disclaimer.

Maybe he's not such a hypocrite.

>has made it patently obvious that he has not even READ
>the posts he is so ardently defending, i will simply 
>mail them to him and drop this.  i had no idea i was
>arguing with a moron; i had somehow been led to believe
>that mathew had at least a vestigial brain cell, and had
>assumed he would have had the sense to sniff his foot
>before jamming it down his throat.

His argument was very strong.  Yours makes no sense.

>m
>-- 
>minerva burst from joves head with a helluva yell but that does not prove 
>that we should stand in awe of every case of mastoiditis            archy

--
My rotting corpse
From: rdavis@lonestar.utsa.edu (Roger P. Davis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 2nd favorite newsgorup
Date: 13 Apr 92 20:31:38 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: NoTell Motel, Where the Elite cum...

In article <1992Apr13.170500.23671@cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>In article <1992Apr11.151611.361@lrc.edu> woodcock_bw@lrc.edu writes:
>> HELLO
>> 	MY NAME IS BRYAN AND I AM WANTING TO GET HELEN TO READ THIS CAUSE SHE
>> NEVER READ NEWS.
>>
>> 	HELLO HELEN, YOU R BEAUTIFUL AND A LOT OF FUN TO TALK TO.
>>
>> MAIL ME PLEASE, HELEN
>>
>> BRYAN


PLEASE...not so loud, you'll wake the baby.

-- 
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| Lonestar beer and Texas...where the deer and the antelope play... |
| with registered Democrats.    --  rdavis@lonestar.utsa.edu --     |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: imminent death of USENET predicted
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Bavarian Sears
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 18:23:10 GMT

I just walked by a lecture hall and heard the lecturer inside saying:

"There is NO OTHER POSSIBILITY.  I repeat, NO OTHER POSSIBILITY."

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
still haven't found it
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Subject: lizard brown and out on the town
Keywords: penis, vagina, satan
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 20:49:30 GMT

Well, here i am its almost 5
just saw a "Final Exam for Life" posted on a professors door:

Answer Each Question. Time Allowed: 4 hours

1.Medicine: You have a bottle of scotch, a razor blade, and some gauze pads.
Remove your appendix.

2.History: Briefly describe the history of the Papacy from its founding to
the present. Include the social,religious,political, and economic effects
it has had on Africa, Asia, Europe, and the Americas. Be specific but brief.

3. Music: Compose and perform a piano concerto.

etc. etc. etc.

any other suggested ?s.....

rob


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: Please, play with me.  Please.
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 04:01:18 GMT

In article <12618@pogo.wv.tek.com> jayk@pogo.wv.tek.com (Jay Klippstein)  
writes:
>In article <1992Apr10.233240.22226@news.nd.edu> Brennan.J.Murphy.53@nd.edu  
writes:
>>
>>i love ken but he hangs out with tubas.  These are too loud.  When I get
>>a ...gotta go.
>
>and just is wrong with tubas.  fine instruments.  more than just oom-pah-pah.
>
>
>tuba players do it with more oom-ph.


They're also a little fucked in the head from blowing so much.  Not enough  
oxygen to the brain, I guess.

--
If I am dead, why does this pain feel so good?
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (Billy Joe Bissette)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: 10 Apr 92 23:04:18 GMT
Organization: North Carolina State University

In article <1992Apr10.202658.27294@terminator.cc.umich.edu>, ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD) writes:
|> e. gary gygax, what hast thou wrought?

And e. gary gygax is egg.

-- 
----------bill the clueless, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Go, Go, Gadget Clue.  No, Gadget Clue, not Gadget Hammer!  Help Brain!
What do you mean, "The Swedish Chef got him."  Stop Gadget Hammer!
No, not Gadget Flame! Stop!  Stop!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Organization: Space Systems/Loral
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 23:58:41 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.042609.22401@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Smoky Sheets of Light) writes:
|> Here's some possible nick-names for you:
|> 
|> Home biscuit
|> Purple Gerbil
|> Flamin' James the Flamer  (Maybe that's too redundant)
|> Zulu the butt pirate  (Ar' me butt)
|> Paraplegic Platypus
|> 
|> and some others.  I can continue if you like these.

These sound like names for acid funk bands.

I am not. I am not not. Uh, what was I... oh fuck.
Uh... pardon me, I. Um, that is. I, uh, seem to be
having technical. Ugh. Yow! I FEEL GOOD!

Oh, yeah... Butt Pirate -- ugh.

Imagine Myrna Loy screaming `Nicky!' in Ted Turner's
colorized wet dreams, and you'll be on the right track.

In the meantime, don't disturb me. I'm busy selecting.

-- 
James Woodyatt  Space Systems/Loral   Palo Alto, CA   bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com

``And when he dreamed his ears drooled thirty weight engine oil
He took personality tests and stapled them to his lower lip''
				    --Stan Ridgway,
				      `Jack Talked (Like A Man On Fire)'
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Subject: Re: Uh-oh.
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 08:44:48 GMT

In article <MJD.92Apr12231459@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Joe Keane in disguise) writes:
>
>
>I think I've got a hernia.
Sarcophagi hypothermia

--
 Rigler             *pumice*
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: demiconversations, side 4
Date: 7 Apr 92 02:22:15 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr6212215
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu

"No he's not here right now would you like to
 Yes I understand it's very important but
 Well you see he's dead I'm afraid.
 Yes.
 I'm sorry you had to find out like this I'm afraid I'm not very good.
 I mean not very good at telling people about this sort of thing.
 No that's all right.
 Really you couldn't have known would you like to go out to dinner with me?
 I'm sorry that must be kind of confusing coming right after my telling you.
 About his death I mean.
 Well it's just that since he died I've been kind of lonely.
 Yes well I guess I just need time to get over it.
 So do you have any pets?
 I'm sorry this must be kind of weird is this too weird?
 If it's too weird let me know and I'll stop.
 Anyway you haven't answered my question do you have any pets?
 Yes I have a cat but I don't want anyone else who does.
 For example I might want affection from you some night and you'll be giving
   it to your pet instead.
 Yes I realize it's kind of a double standard but I assure you
 What?
 Yes his body's right here I can see his face as we speak.
 No not yet.
 Anyway I was saying don't worry I wouldn't prioritize my cat over you.
 That is if we were to I mean if events were to proceed in a fashion.
 I mean towards a relationship.
 This is too weird isn't it I should really stop.
 I'm sorry I guess I just
 What?
 About um twenty minutes ago.
 Yes I'm kind of a fast mover I guess.
 Um well he died of um decidedly unnatural causes that is to say I killed him.
 Yes I admit it it was me.
 Um with a blunt instrument more precisely a lead pipe.
 Yes right just like in Clue you won't tell anyone will you?
 Thanks it'll be our little secret.
 So anyway do you want to go to dinner with me tonight?
 Say around seven?
 Oh okay well then how about seven thirty?
 Great it's a date then.
 And maybe afterwards we could make love.
 We could even do it with his body in the room does that excite you?
 Well then perhaps not.
 Okay see you at seven thirty.
 Bye sweetheart."
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From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: Save Me
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 17:32:44 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.224918.15733@cs.dal.ca> burley@ug.cs.dal.ca (Tybalt the  
Paste Man) writes:
>When people post anagrams, I count the letters to make sure they're right.
>Anality.
>-- 

I've got some anagrams for you, then:

1. Faith No More
2. Hellatiousy
3. Awesome Dude
4. Baw Bawk Bawk
5. A Shiny Night 
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: Re: Compudyne Slims, anybody received one yet?
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 19:26:32 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Compudyne Slims: the first combination cigarette and notebook computer.

Targeted at the fast-growing businesswomen's market.

Low in tar and nicotine.  The flavor leaves a bit to be desired, but at
least they can run Microsoft windows.

Mark., scraping the bottom of the barrel
gooley@netcom.com
From: buzzard@eng.umd.edu (Sean Barrett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Prediction for the near future
Keywords: SHIT
Date: 8 Apr 92 03:44:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: eng.1992Apr08.034417.19084
Organization: Fraternity of Avian Deists

Names deleted to protect their guilt.
>>The forthcoming hot catchphrases that everybody will be repeating, and will
>>in fact replace "y'know", will be "I am not making this up."
>that's "We are not making this up." 

"This is all true."

Now go away, or hide your heads in the sand, respectively.  Respectfully?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: zen bizarre
Keywords: fuck you
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 15:17:14 GMT

|> >>>>>>> Any takers?
|> >>>>>>Many Lakers.
|> >>>>>Danny is a faker.
|> >>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
|> >>>Yuck, may God take her.
|> >>Suck the blonde cake hair.
|> >Duck! a load of dripping Nair.
|> You assholes are not playing fair!

The Master asks:  What is the sound of a newbie hitting a kill file?
--
Kevin Schnitzius
kschnitzius@encore.com

Stupidly, I responded *plonk* and he hit me.  Ouch!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlw@cisco.com (Monica Waldman)
Subject: Re: An idea whose time has come
Keywords: oh ah
Organization: () 
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 18:52:34 GMT

In article <1830@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>     First you have to get a Penthouse and
>open it to a nice picture.  Then you put
>a band-aid on your nose right over the
>nostrils and stick your nose in the crotch
>of the woman in the picture.

Forget the Penthouse, take band-aid, put over nostrils, catch on nose hairs,
pull off band-aid, repeat 20 times.

-- 
standard disclaimer, etc., ad nauseum

"Now shut up and look stupid!" -- Ren Hoek
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: IYGO*&)O*&V%YGL
Keywords: b7o76vo76vo
Date: 13 Apr 92 14:27:18 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

O, lo to be wild man running naked in the woods
eating nuts and berries and other all natural foods
like the occasional cheesburger

o, to be far far from usenet, computers
eyestrain, eyestrain

to catch a squirrel and feed it to my new pet puma
to leave my bmw parked in a no parking zone
towed away by the park service,
i, naked wild man
stand on a hill watching laughing

ha!@ thatll show those fuckers
even the bugs will talk to me be my friend
theyll say hey wild man
tourists approaching
lo, how they have cameras hanging from their necks

ill steal their sandwhiches and beer
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From: nagabhus@koh-sun12.usc.edu (Vasuki N)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic,soc.culture.indian
Subject: Re: ON TAMIL NADU CM & TALK OF TERRORISM ON THE NET
Date: 6 Apr 1992 16:40:21 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: koh-sun12.usc.edu
Keywords: RAPE, MURDER, ARABS, CANIBALISM





	It is really very sad that Mr.Suresh is openly talking of terrorism
on the Indian net. He should remember that the sane destiny of all Indians,
including Tamilians is tied together. Tamil tigers have no business in
interferring the domestic policy of India. If they want to fight for
their rights, let them fight in Srilanka. Indian tamils and all other south
Indians are for peace.

	It is not Miss.Jayalalitha`s future that is at stake. The people of
Tamilnaadu openly demonstrated their anger over LTTE's activities, including
the most disgusting assassination of Mr.Rajiv Gandhi. It is a open secret
that LTTE raises money THROUGH SELLING DRUGS TO WESTERN COUNTRIES, IMAGINE
A HOMELAND FOUNDED BY DRUG MONEY. Indian Tamils have much more culture than
that, We don't need any insanity from these people. Any talk of violence
against Miss.Jayalalitha is an insult to the people of tamilnaadu who have ELECTED HER
WITH OVERWELMING MAJORITY. We don't need any advice from these gun-toting,
drug-peddling "so called freedom fighters". If we need to change a government,
WE Indians change the government in a democratic manner. Indians have time and again
demonstrated this maturity. It is time that the leading responsible citizens took
a lead and stopped this virus of violence and take the state of Tamil nadu towards
economic prosperity and progress.

 Also,I would like to remind that this is a group for peaceful discussions. If there
IS any more talk supporting violence or terrorism, PROPER DISCIPLINARY MEASURES
will have to be enforced, including reporting to the respective universities OR organizations.

Freedom of speech does not mean "free mouthpiece to insane terrorists".

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From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD)
Subject: I have a little switch...
Originator: ajd@helen
Organization: Sku 34fgo kb4erso yujhgfd
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 19:59:29 GMT

]******** 164 unread articles in talk.bizarre--read now? [ynq] 
]Looking for articles to kill...
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AjD
whatever
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: self-help book
Date: 12 Apr 92 02:54:02 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Apr1.215858.12722@zip.eecs.umich.edu> fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields) writes:
>how to train yourself to enjoy love-making to its fullest without all
>the noise.
>Our agent insists that it be titled "The Silent Scream."

You don't know anything about Edvard Munch, do you?

				--Blair
				  "Philistine."
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