HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: s8921366@macgraw.mqcs.mq.oz.au (Paul English)
Subject: What's more likely ...?
Keywords: Victorian election, Kirner
Organization: Macquarie University, School of Mathematics, Physics, Computing and Electronics
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 03:02:04 GMT

Heard on ABC radio this morning:

A digger who lost a leg in WWII had a big win on the pokies at his local
RSL club, so he decides to go on a holiday to Europe.

He's in the Vatican throwing coins into a fountain when a Swiss guard comes
up to him and congratulates him on being the millionth visitor, and tells
him he can have a short audience with the Pope as a prize.

This digger and the Pope get on real well and a five minute audience
stretches to half an hour.  At the end of it the Pope asks the digger if
there's anything he'd like him to intercede to God for.

The digger asks about his leg, saying he'd love to able to walk on his own
two legs again.  The Pope thinks about this for a while, then suggests he
may be asking too much.

The digger thinks again, then asks if he could help Joan Kirner get
re-elected.  The Pope's reply:

	"Well, let's have another look at that leg."


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From: gareth@lucifer.latrobe.edu.au (Gareth Davies)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: 6 legs...
Date: 31 Aug 92 06:35:02 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: La Trobe University


Q:	What's got 6 legs & moves around a paddock in circles?

A: 	A ram doing a 'ewe'ee...


-- 

gareth@lucifer.latrobe.edu.au
From: 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Bit Risky
Date: 4 Sep 92 11:36:01 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

From article <act.381.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>, by act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops):
> Q.	Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
> 
> A.	So you can tell them apart from feminists!

I really don't know how you people can live with yourselves.  This is a
blatant undeserved cowardly attack on those who would improve our
society.  What have ** SUMO WRESTLERS ** ever done to deserve this?

Mitch.

[The humour-impaired should insert a :-D every three words]
From: Ian.Gardener@f576.n635.z3.fidonet.org (Ian Gardener)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: tampon jokes
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 18:12:00 +1000

Q: What is the definition of a bad hangover?

A: Waking up in the morning with a lump in your throat and a string hanging
 from your mouth..... 

 * Origin: ALCHEMY, Australia's premier adult BBS 059 646559 (3:635/576)
From: tourloup@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Vasilios E. Tourloupis)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Hinch Notes
Date: 18 Aug 92 04:48:35 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia
Originator: tourloup@latcs2.lat.oz.au


Anyone seen the new $5.00 "Hinch Notes"?

Apparently, here in Victoria, there have been a number of these
"Hinch Notes" appearing in our tender.

I guess this is the type of reaction to be expected when the Reserve
Bank decides to replace the face of the only female representing
Australian history with the Queen.

Please reply, if anyone else has seen these "Hinch Notes"...

Vasilios Tourloupis - tourloup@latcs1.lat.oz.au
From: rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: NZ joke
Date: 13 Aug 92 20:22:42 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.


Q:  What is the similarity between New Zealanders and Sperm?

A:  Of the thousands that come out, only one does any work!


& Don't bother flaming me 'cause I won't bother reading it :) &

George.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos)
Subject: Re: NZ joke
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 09:39:12 EDT

smac@iconix.oz.au (Stuart McCormack) writes:

>In <1992Aug13.162242.27393@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos) writes:


>>Q:  What is the similarity between New Zealanders and Sperm?
>>A:  Of the thousands that come out, only one does any work!

>Hey, don't hang it on the Kiwis! They can't help it if they're a
>couple of stars short of a flag.

Or a few spurts short of a load....


& NZ wars...coming soon to a news site near ewe &

& George &

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch)
Subject: Re: Antipodes
Organization: CSD., University of Erlangen
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 12:09:59 GMT

hoahosth@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (ANDREA HOSTH) writes:

>Close. We use a lot of velcro...
Oh. Well, yes. That makes it all clear to me. Quite easy, once you know it.
Another Question:
Do you hang head down or do you wear velcro-dreadlock-perms?
Must be a funny country.
(do you all move by hopping?)
(is the most-frequently used Australian word 'boing-boing'?)
(how do you throw away a boomerang?)
(can I think of more stupid cliches?)
(...)


>Ankh
 ^^^^ 'Ankh' like 'Ankh Morpok'?

Edgar
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Subject: Re: NZ joke
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
Distribution: aus
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 00:11:46 GMT

In article <smac.714049382@iconix.oz.au>, smac@iconix.oz.au (Stuart McCormack) writes:
>In <1992Aug13.162242.27393@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos) writes:
>
>
>>Q:  What is the similarity between New Zealanders and Sperm?
>
>>A:  Of the thousands that come out, only one does any work!
>
>Hey, don't hang it on the Kiwis! They can't help it if they're a
>couple of stars short of a flag.
>

Err boy here we go, Tasman slanging time, again.

Q: When will the Australian Police force become successful?

A: When it catches more criminals than it employs.

An Australian women was involved in a motor accident. A police
man asked her what gear was she in. "Can't you see for yourself?
I'm wearing a floral dress with brown shoes and a matching handbag."

Q: What's the definition of a pregnant Australian?

A:  A dope carrier.

Did you hear about the Australian who was accused of snatching a
women's handbag? The police asked him to take part in identity 
parade. When the woman came into the room to inspect the assembled
men he leapt out of the line, pointed at the woman and said: "She's
the one."

--
Red

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: hoahosth@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (ANDREA HOSTH)
Subject: Re: Antipodes
Organization: Halls of Residence, Monash University 
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 15:48:47 GMT

In article <BtwFCx.GJG@immd4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de> erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch) writes:
>From: erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch)

>Maybe someone living there can help me. Do you use safety belts or do you
>wear shoes with sticky tape soles or ...

Close. We use a lot of velcro...

Ankh
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: u895217@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Scott Marshall)
Subject: Re: Jokes DIR/REGabout
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Distribution: aus
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 04:44:20 GMT

11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT) writes:

>>>Q: How long does it take an Aussie to have a shit?
>>>A: Nine months!
>>>
>>>(I know I'll regret posting this,  esp when you see where I'm mailing from...
>>>
>>>Jonathan.
>>
>>
>>Just where the hell is New Zealand anyway?

>Isn't that a province of Tasmania?

Insulting Tasmania again?
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: odriscod@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: ANU
Date: 25 Aug 92 21:12:52 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia

In article <tony.714620279@suite.sw.oz.au>, tony@suite.sw.oz.au (Tony McGrath) writes:
> In <hoahosth.31.714581178@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au> hoahosth@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (ANDREA HOSTH) writes:
> 
>>Hi. Shok Kuan Ho is looking for Mei Ling Liew, Law Faculty, 1st Year at ANU. 
>>If you know her, ask her to call Shok Kuan - its urgent.
>>Her number is (03) 5448133xtn365. Anyone from ANU who reads this notice and 
>>wants to have Shok Kuan in your debt forever (or five minutes, whichever com 
>>es first) please write this down (in big letters) and post it on the 
>>noticeboard in the Law Faculty. It is REALLY urgent.
> 
>>Ankh
> 
> I don't get it. Maybe I need my humor gland replaced.
> 
The humor I think is you have to say their names very fast while
being very drunk.

It is only a suggestion, But it worked for me....

David O'Driscoll...
From: parry@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Tom J Parry)
Subject: Green Guide Letter
Originator: parry@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 11:28:30 GMT

The following is a letter I just found in the Age Green Guide. Not 100%
sure on the legalities of this but it's a letter to the public (sort of)

----
That's Live TV: hair today, gone tomorrow!
from M. Cleland

TO REGULAR viewers of the NBC Today Show, it is well known that Willard
Scott, the resident weatherman and comic relief for the American conscience
("Iraq man have Stormin' Norman, but we've still got Willard!"), does tend
to wear his head's hair, as the wind is fair.

	Is Bryant Gumbel getting in on the act, too? Watching this morning,
first he had a beard; then, on returning from an "station break", his face
was clean-shaven. And, you guessed it, 10 minutes later, the hair was back
in place, on his face! Is this a case of conflicting sponsorship (Gillette
versus Ashley and Martin), Channel 7 playing Bryant's Classic Interviews
out of roder, or a disgruntled Cheers/Star Trek fan playing around with the
American breakfast TV? I never knew that live television could have
continuity problems!
					Michael Cleland
					Wonga Park

-- 
Tom J Parry.
Your reality is a figment of my imagination.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: ins818e@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr Pratap Patnaikuni)
Subject: Redhead jokes
Summary: Request 
Organization: Monash University
Distribution: aus
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 10:11:05 GMT


If anyone knows any redhead jokes, could they send them to me via email?
(No renamed dumb-blonde jokes thanks!)

Here's one to get the ball rolling (it's an oldie though!):

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

(-:

-Pratap
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
From: jewells@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (Leigh Jewell)
Date: 3 Sep 92 16:08:52 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University
Keywords: supercalafragalisticexpalladoshis

I am appealling to the inventive and witty nature of this news group
to see if anyone has any ideas for a t-shirt design for a new society thats
been formed.

You know like I heard of on in a college in Queensland:

		Union College
		Do You Fit 
		The LEGEND

Heres a little helpers: the society is also known as ITSS Information Technology
Student Society (yes we wanted Territory Information Technology Society !)

The school under which it runs is know as the SCHool of Information Technology
(SCHIT) appart from that theres no real conscrictions other than its got
to be funny !

If I win th competition, the person who submitted the design I'll send you one of
 the shirts as a bonus (as long as your in Aust oh OK Tasmania as well and if
your really lucky mabye even New Zealand)..

Ok to end it off a joke I found On a mud bb:(directley quoted) 

One day Superman was feeling REALLY horny, so he went
to Batman and said: "Hey Batman, wanna go get some girls?
But, to Superman's dissapointment, Batman replied:
"Sorry Supes but I have a date with CatWoman."
So Superman went to Aquaman and asked the same question:
"Hey Aquaman, wanna go get some girls?"
But, again to Superman's disappointment(however you spell the word),
Aquaman replied: "Sorry Supes but I have a date with a
gorgeous mermaid".
So Superman went off looking alone for girls feeling really down.
As he flew across the Earth he found himself overhead 
WonderWoman's backyard where he saw her lying naked on a towl
on the lawn.  Seeing this,  Superman thought "I could fly down,
and have my way with her without her even knowing (after all I
am faster than a speeding bullet)".  So he flew down really fast
, had his way with her, and flew away quite contented.
Hearing a rush of air, WonderWoman let out the question:
"What was that??".  To this the Invisible man said: "I dunno but
my butt is SORE!"
	   ^^^^^

OK thanks in advance

Leigh Jewell
jewells@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au
(please reply as e-mail as well as posting them up thanks!)
-- 

From: Steve.Holtzman@f204.n633.z3.fidonet.org (Steve Holtzman)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Help : re. blonde joke postings:Update
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 14:29:26 +1000

Neville, I am looking for this collection myself. If you have any luck let 
me know. Here are a few of my current favorite. Why do blondes like tilt
steering in their cars?  More head room.

 * Origin: Zone3Coordinator of MacSoftwareDistributionNetwork (3:633/204)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: bilan@netcom.com (Steve Bilan)
Subject: Re: AUssie joke from a nzer
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 00:03:20 GMT
Organization: Netcom

corich_a@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>What is the definition of great Australian literature?
>A XXXX beer can!


Reminds me of another joke..

  Q. How did Dos Equis (XX) get it's name?

  A. Because the founder needed a cosigner.




M, BATR..
..Steve Bilan

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: ccasm@cc.newcastle.edu.au
Subject: Re: Antipodes
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 23:51:10 GMT

In article <BtwFCx.GJG@immd4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de>, erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch) writes:
> Well, errrr, hiya!
> 
> Somebody told me the other day the earth was a huge round bowl floating
> in space, and that Australia was right on the opposite side of it.
> 
> I, -- I really can't believe that. I mean, if I'm standing here on top of the
> earth, how do people on the bottom side keep from falling into space? 
> 
> Maybe someone living there can help me. Do you use safety belts or do you
> wear shoes with sticky tape soles or ...
> 
> The world is really NOT a disc? What a strange thought...
> 
> Edgar 

Well actually WE are on the top. So you can answer your own questions. :-)


Big Al
From: als@bohra.cpg.oz.au (Anthony Shipman)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Jokes DIR/REGabout
Date: 27 Aug 92 10:48:12 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Computer Power Software

meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:


>Airport announcement: The Pan Am flight to Honolulu will be departing
>at 15:20. Air New Zealand flight TE5 will be departing for Hong Kong
>at 15:45 and the Qantas flight QE35 for Sydeny will leave when the
>little hand is on 4 and the big hand is on the 12.

That's for all the emigrants on their way over.

-- 
Anthony Shipman                 "You've got to be taught before it's too late,
CP Software Export Pty Ltd,      Before you are six or seven or eight,
19 Cato St., East Hawthorn,      To hate all the people your relatives hate,
Melbourne, Australia, 3121       You've got to be carefully taught."  R&H
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: 10754555@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (DAVID RICHARDS)
Subject: Re: Antipodes
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 05:31:16 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.094827.12846@phillip.edu.au> t9014135@phillip.edu.au writes:
>Path: monu6!bruce.cs.monash.edu.au!munnari.oz.au!ariel!ucsvc.ucs.unimelb.edu.au!phillip.edu.au!t9014135
>From: t9014135@phillip.edu.au
>Newsgroups: aus.jokes
>Subject: Re: Antipodes
>Message-ID: <1992Sep3.094827.12846@phillip.edu.au>
>Date: 3 Sep 92 14:48:27 GMT
>References: <BtwFCx.GJG@immd4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de> <hoahosth.40.715448927@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au>
>Organization: RMIT (Bundoora Campus)
>Lines: 15
>In article <hoahosth.40.715448927@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au>, hoahosth@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (ANDREA HOSTH) writes:
>> In article <BtwFCx.GJG@immd4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de> erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch) writes:
>>>From: erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch)
>> 
>>>Maybe someone living there can help me. Do you use safety belts or do you
>>>wear shoes with sticky tape soles or ...
>> 
>> Close. We use a lot of velcro...
>
>I use good old fashion spit
>
>tef
>
>> 
>> Ankh

Actually we hold the rest of the world up.

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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Jokes DIR/REGabout
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 04:04:31 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
 <10758755.3.714105344@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au>  
 <11437294.55.714183993@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au>,<u895217.714199460@bruny> 
 <1992Aug27.002018.2022@peponi.wcc.govt.nz>,<1992Aug27.104812.7560@bohra.cpg.oz.au>
Distribution: aus
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ

In article <1992Aug27.104812.7560@bohra.cpg.oz.au>, als@bohra.cpg.oz.au (Anthony Shipman) writes:
>meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>
>
>>Airport announcement: The Pan Am flight to Honolulu will be departing
>>at 15:20. Air New Zealand flight TE5 will be departing for Hong Kong
>>at 15:45 and the Qantas flight QE35 for Sydeny will leave when the
>>little hand is on 4 and the big hand is on the 12.
>
>That's for all the emigrants on their way over.
>


You know what kind of country Australia is -- every Tom, Dick and
Harry is called Bruce. :-)

--
Red

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: talbot@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Simon Paul TALBOT)
Subject: Many thanks...
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 12:57:41 GMT

Many thanks to all those people who sent a total of 440+ K of blonde
jokes to me in reply to my 'HELP' posting!

Regards (again)

Simon P. Talbot                     :---------------------------------:
talbot@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU         : Smile - it makes people wonder  :
The University of Melbourne         :   what you have been doing!!    :
Victoria, Australia                 :---------------------------------:
Simon P. Talbot                     :---------------------------------:
talbot@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU         : Smile - it makes people wonder  :
The University of Melbourne         :   what you have been doing!!    :
Victoria, Australia                 :---------------------------------:
From: bmahony@neumann.une.edu.au (Speedy Cevichi,Pizza Hut,Little Tokyo,555-pizza cats)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Bit Risky
Date: 3 Sep 92 02:26:53 GMT
Reply-To: bmahony@neumann.une.edu.au
Originator: bmahony@neumann.une.edu.au

From article <act.381.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>, by act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops):
> Q.	Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
> 
> A.	So you can tell them apart from feminists!
> 
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
So dude, how many flames did ya get from that?
*grin*

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: vasans@ecr.mu.oz.au (Satish VASAN)
Subject: Loo Scrawls
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 22:55:09 GMT

Seen on a wall in one of the uni's loo's


"Guys , how do I make my 'divine rod' 10 inches long?"


To which a postscript was added-
	"Do what I did , fold it in half!"


I agree! :) 

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From: talbot@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Simon Paul TALBOT)
Subject: Help : re. blonde joke postings:
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 11:23:19 GMT

There was a real large posting (a few thousand lines, I think) of the
ENTIRE collection of blonde jokes a while ago. If anyone has this
floating around their file collection could you please post them again,
or preferably, please mail them to me (see address before)

Regards (thanks in advance),

Simon P. Talbot                     :---------------------------------:
talbot@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU         : Smile - it makes people wonder  :
The University of Melbourne         :   what you have been doing!!    :
Victoria, Australia                 :---------------------------------:
Simon P. Talbot                     :---------------------------------:
talbot@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU         : Smile - it makes people wonder  :
The University of Melbourne         :   what you have been doing!!    :
Victoria, Australia                 :---------------------------------:
Newsgroups: aus.jokes,rec.humor
From: russell@cerberus.bhpese.oz.au (Russell Sparkes)
Subject: Anyone know how to spell Altzhiemers
Organization: BHP, Newcastle, Australia
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 23:43:53 GMT

It's probably not spelt that way, but another way could be craft, 
or possibly CRAFT.

Can't Remeber A F*@kuing thing.

Sincere Apologies to those suffering
-- 
Russell Sparkes, BHP Information Technology, Newcastle, Australia
Bits: russell@cerberus.bhpese.oz.au         Voice: +61 49 40 2132
"Say it with flowers - Give her a triffid" - not me.
From: alex@cs.uow.edu.au (Alex Zelinsky)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Woody Allen
Keywords: Woody and his kids
Date: 24 Aug 92 00:49:44 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia

Q. Have you heard the name of Woody Allen's latest movie?

A. Honey, I Bonked the Kids!
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: AUssie joke from a nzer
From: malcolm@nutmeg.cs.ntu.edu.au (Malcolm Caldwell)
Date: 27 Aug 92 10:17:12
Organization: Information Technology , Northern Territory University, Darwin,	Australia.
In-reply-to: corich_a@med.wcc.govt.nz's message of Wed, 26 Aug 1992 21:07:41 GMTLines: 7

At a video shop at a local shop I once saw above the video shop:
Make it a XXXX mate.
--
Malcolm Caldwell       Email:   malcolm@pandanus.ntu.edu.au
Technical Officer         Ph:   +61 89 466546
Computer Science         Fax:   +61 89 270612
Northern Territory University, Darwin Australia
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: 8800529@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU ()
Subject: Dumb one 
Organization: school of Mathematics UNSW
Distribution: aus
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 06:53:52 GMT

	Why is a fly if it swims ?




	The higher, the fewer.
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Bit Risky
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 23:40:43 GMT

Q.	Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

A.	So you can tell them apart from feminists!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: vasans@ecr.mu.oz.au (Satish VASAN)
Subject: Woody Allen
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 22:40:18 GMT

In spite of the dirty linen of the Allen family which has been aired ,
Woody Allen has finished directing his latest work -

Honey , I bonked the Kids.

-And that is all ! (ala Rex Hunt)

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