Newsgroups: alt.horror.cthulhu
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 12:34:18 -0400 
From: "Adam K. Rixey" <ar2w+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
	<1992Oct12.113126.16717@news.uit.no>

	I'm new on this bboard, but I've been collecting Cthulhoid quotes from
other networks for awhile.  Here's my current list [some original, most
not]:

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in _Total ReCall of Cthulhu_
"Hello...This is Cthulhu.  Any calls for me?"
Good thing H.P. Lovecraft didn't have a spell checker...
Cthulhu, he's not just for breakfast anymore!
Plyr: I cast Summon Shantak. GM: Can you bind it? Plyr: ?
If you're okay and I'm okay, why is Cthulhu over there?
The Lovecraft version of Shakespeare - Azathothello
Hmm, it says "Pnakotic Manuscripts"..I guess I'll read it 
The Haunter of the Dark is one nyarly dude.
Nyarlathotep for President - sure beats "undecided"!
Omigod!  It's Cthulhu. . .and he's MOSHING!!!
That is not dead which can be elected.  Vote Nyarlathotep
Have you seen the cool new virtual R'lyeh-ity system yet?
Old Zebediah had a farm, Ia, Ia, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Arkie Magick: The REDNECRONOMICON!
How to summon Blue Devils - the Dukeronomicon
Another brilliant mind nearly ruined by education.
Beverly Hillbillies Magick - the Jethronomicon
Cthulhu for President - vote Necronomicrat
Mildly evil magick :  the Heckronomicon
A Magick Book that sticks with you: The VELCRONOMICON
Thieving magick : the Kleptonomicon
Fish egg magick : the Roenomicon
Cafe magick : the Bistronomicon
Suburban magick monthly : Better Home & Gardenecronomicon
Primitive magick : the Necromagnonomicon
Space Seed magick : the Necronomikhan
Thor Heyderall magick : the Necronomikontiki
Wiggling magick : the Jellonomicon
Chinese restaurant magick : the Eggrollnomicon
Stooge magick : the Necromoenicon
Illuminatus magick : the Necronomiconspiracy
Shower magick : the Pyschonomicon
Chris Robert's magick : the Necronomicommander
Oil magick : the Exxonomicon
Cthulhu's abode : the Necronomicondo
Latest tagline craze : the Necronomipun
Mail reader magick : the Taglinecronomicon
Affordable magick : the Econonomicon
Funny magick : the Necrocomicon
Inmate magick : the Deathrownomicon
Bovine and Avian magick : the Necrownomicown
Slavic magick : the Czechonimocon
Lizard magick : the Gekkonomicon
Remembrance magick : the Mnemonicronomicon
Apogee magick : the Necronomikeen
Keyboard magick : the Numlockronomicon
Impossible magick : the Nevernomicon
Great Underground Empire magick : the Infocominomicon
Gulf War magick : the Storminnormanomicon
Explosive magick : the Nitronomicon
Cthulhu's computer : the Necronomicompaq
African magick : the Necronomicongo
Fruit juice magick : the Nectarnomicon
Lung disease magick : the Pnuemono[...]nomicon
Clever magick : the Knackronomicon
Wildebeest magick : the Necrognumicon
Are the stars right?  Look for a Necronomiconstellation!
Clothing magick : the Necktienomicon
Indian magick : the Nehrunomicon
Las Vegas magick : the Neonomicon
Door magick : the Knockronomicon
Fiddling magick : the Neronomicon
Spinal magick : the Neuronomicon
Genderless magick : the Neuternomicon
Cthulhu says "Practice safe sex.  Use a Necronomicondom"
Anarchist magick : the Necronominonconformisticon
Megacorp magick : the Necronomiconglmeration
Magickal riddles : the Necronomiconundrum

	- AkR
	- ar2w@andrew.cmu.edu
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