Newsgroups: bit.listserv.hellas
Date:         Thu, 31 Dec 1992 05:07:12 PST
Reply-To:     Hatzigeorgiu <nickolas@PHYSICS.UCLA.EDU>
From:         Hatzigeorgiu <nickolas@PHYSICS.UCLA.EDU>
Subject:      KAZAMIAS 1993
Comments: To: hellas@uga.bitnet

IANOYARIOS
Epistrefouv oi Hellasites apo tnv Ellada kai arxizouv tis gvwstes 12des
mail gia to ti kavave, ti dev kavave, pws etrwge o Pipns tis garides,
pws masouse o Lakns to giaourti, kai alla tetoia suvarpastika. Osoi
suvexizouv meta apo to eikosto mail paromoiou periexomevou lambavouv
ws dwro tov p. Sergio eis diplouv. Osoi suvexizouv meta to 30 mail
lambavouv tov "Polemo kai Eirnvn". Oi magkes pou grafouv meta to 50o
pairvouv ta apavta tou Leo Tolstoy kai tou Leo Irakliwtn se paketo.
Autoi pou kavouv tn gkafa va grapsouv meta apo 100 mail pairvouv
aeroporiko eisntnrio gia DC opou tous perimevei o Sixamevos gia tn
gvwstn peripoinsn.

Die0vn: Episkepsn tou 0amvou stn Somalia. Otav me eklpnksn diapistwvei
oti oi av0rwpoi ekei dev exouv proedro, kai oti suvtoma 0a bre0ei xwris
douleia, perixarns avalambavei tn vea 0esn. "We must extent the help thing",
leei o Proedros, "in every possible way". Stnv Ellada o Papavdreou znta
ekloges.

FEBROYARIOS
H omada "The name is Bond, James Bond" tns hellas, avakaluptei tous fakes
tnv eksolo0reusn twv opoiwv avalambavei n omada "Dirty Harry" me arxngo
tov Belisarako.
Meta apo ntta 3-0 tou OSFP apo tov PAO o pavta avtikeimevikos
apodutnriakias eksngei: "ftaiei to oti o 0rulos epaize apo to 89' me 10
paiktes kai to mats teleiwse sto 90' xwris va sfurixtei kaveva pevaltu".

Die0vn: Avelabe o Billy. 0etei se efarmogn "programma 100 nmerwv". O
timari0mos kseperva to 100%, ta magazia mevouv xwris trofima kai o
Proedros ekliparei tn bon0eia twv 7 alla arveitai va allaksei to "programma".
"Afou doulespe stn Sobietia, 0a doulepsei kai edw", dnlwvei me pepoi0nsn.

MARTIOS
O Maltas ksafviazei  tous pavtes dnlwvovtas: "n Makedovia eivai Ellnvikn".
Kai suvexizei o gvwstos politikos epistnmovas: "Omws pws orizoume tn Makedovia;
Kai akomn pio ousiastika, pws orizoume tnv Ellada; Eivai o guros Ellnvikos;"
H vefwdns katastasn 0olwvei akomn perissotero logw allnlouxias Klats-Paf apo to
San Avtovio.

Die0vn: Megales parelaseis stnv Ellada me aformn tnv epaitio tns 25ns Martiou.
H Paparnga arveitai va parei meros. "Oi kovtrampasndes ksekivnsave tnv
epavastasn", dnlwvei me aparamillo s0evos, "wste va piouv to aima tou laou
me to mpouri tns sompas xwris va exouv to fobo avtipoivwv apo tous dikaious
pasades". O Flwrakns sumfwvei para0etovtas to gvwsto laiko rnto:
"to malli tns katsikas me to malli tou taurou, stov axurwva boskouv".


APRILIOS
Pasxa kai 0rnvos kai odurmos sta diktua: "avte, kai tou xrovou stnv Ellada"
sumfwvouv oloi. Klebei omws tn parastasn posting gia veo stratiwtiko vomo
pou apalasei osous eivai everga stelexn tns Hellas. Ksafvika kai ta 500
meln tns listas givovtai everga kai stelvouv oti mporouv: suvtages, poinmata,
apomvnmoveumata, Klats-Paf, otidnpote. Peftei omws vekrikn sign otav
givetai gvwsto oti eprokeito gia April's fool pou o listserv argnse va
to moirasei.

Die0vn: Kukloforei n vea taivia tns Bava Mparmpa: Never on Saturday.
Dustuxws omws leipei to kevtriko kommati pou perieixe kai to veo
soukse "Ta paidia tns Omovoias". Blepete klepsave tnv taivia
agvwstoi Albavoi.

MAIOS
Suvexizetai n vekrikn sign giati plakwsave kai ta finals. O PFK stelvei
Kabafn ("Prwto skali", "Teixn", klp). O Mntsos Karakolns stelvei e-mail
apo tnv Avtarktikn alla n omada "The name is Bond, James Bond"
upopsiazetai oti prokeitai gia fake. O Tsiwras bgaivei apo tis fulakes
tou Navy kai arxizei va ksavagrafei sta diktua.

Die0vn: Episkepsn Klivtov stn Germavia. Meta apo mara0wvies suvomilies
kai to sxetiko timntiko deipvo o Proedros kavei emeto pavw stov Kol.
Germavia-Iapwvia 1-1.

IOYNIOS
407 ta muvnmata pou proavagkelouv avaxwrnsn gia Ellada kai Porky 5.3.
Omws n omada krousns eivai pia orgavwmevn kai akariaia stelvei se ka0e
ptaistn ta praktika tns Physics kai tnv Egkuklopaidia Britavika ws timwria.
Gia prwtn fora dev emfavizetai to mnviaio blakwdes mail apo to GRTHEUN1
opote oloi sumperaivouv oti o upologistns tns 0essalovikns ta epaikse
pia gia ta kala.

Die0vn: Ek0esn tns EOK proteivei va ovomastouv ta Skopia "Dnmokratia tns
Krntns". Salos stnv Ellada, alla n eksngnsn eivai apln: o prwnv mpens tou
Movastnriou ntav koumparos tou mpen tns Krntns. O Papavdreou omws dev pei0etai
kai 0ewrei to olo 0ema ksepoulnma kai tns Krntns apo tov psnlo. Suswmo to
PASOK znta ekloges.

IOYLIOS
Sign stn lista. To pedio maxns exei metafer0ei sta Balkavia opou to
ekstrateutiko swma makedovomaxwv tns Hellas polema swma me swma me osous
epibouleuovtai tn patrida. Meta apo makra suzntnsn ws 0eatro epixeirnsewv
eixe epilex0ei n Rodos opou ta mpouloukia tns EOK deivopa0ouv katw apo
ta giatagavia twv kalutera propovnmevwv kai orgavwmevwv Hellasitwv.

Die0vn: O Papavdreou brisketai stnv Kerkura ap'opou katngora tov psnlo
oti rnmakse oti eixe meivei or0io s'auto to topo. O Prw0upourgos apavta
apo tn Mukovo oti "oxi, dev eixe meivei tipota or0io". Apo tnv Leukada
avtepiti0etai o dekaeksabalbidos legovtas: "re axreie, exeis balei kamera
kai sto upvodwmatio mou .n. sta eipe n Mimn;". Suswmn n KO tou PASOK
znta apo tn Rodo ekloges gia va dialeukav0ei to veo Watergate kai oi
"upoules katngories kata tou Argngou tou opoiou to 'tetoio' eivai safws
or0io, opws polu kala gvwrizei olos o Ellnvikos laos".

AYGOYSTOS
O agwvas twv Hellasitwv stn patrida exei pia givei kautos. Ws deigma
aparameilns allnlegguns oi avapomeivavtes sto ekswteriko stelvouv stis
dimoiries mas paketa CoolAid me avtamoibn va mn dnmosieutei stn lista
kaveva mail apo osous epistrepsouv.

Die0vn: To mparaz avakoivwsewv metaksu ND kai PASOK suvexizetai. Ta kommata
exouv pia mpei sto pureto tou veou spor: opoios steilei avakovwseis apo oso
to duvato perissotera vnsia kerdizei. O Avdreas apo to kotero tou Latsn
dagkwvei agria: "va prolaboume toulaxistov va doume ta vnsia mas prwtou ta
ksepoulnsei ola o psnlos".
Sto metaksu, stnv A0nva givetai megaln diadnlwsn Albavwv kai Polwvwv oi
opoioi katngorouv tnv Ellada gia gevoktovia. O ekproswpos tous dnlwvei:
"Ma pws va epibiwsoume s'autn tn poln me toso vefos kai xwris vero; Mn
blepete tous A0nvaious, autoi eivai suvn0ismevoi". Ekproswpos tns Die0vns
Amvnstias suvavtietai me tov Prw0upourgo stn Savtorivn gia va suzntnsouv
to 0ema.

SEPTEMBRIOS
Arxn tou pavepistnmiakou etous kai to megalo etnsio erwtnma pros suzntnsn.
Oi palioteroi 0a 0umouvtai bebaia tov kataklusmo mail gia tov av n nlikia
tns Afroditns eivai diairetn me tn riza tou 3, ka0ws kai to erwtnma pou
basavise pollous gia to av oi 0ulikes uparkseis mporouv va kavouv to vero
tous or0ies. To fetivo 0ema eivai av o kovtos me tn grabata ntav ovtws gata
(koitakse kai sta die0vn)

Die0vn: Pagwvei n EOK otav ma0aivei oti n Ellnvikn bouln 0a ksavasnzntnsei
tn suv0nkn tou Maastrix. "Prokeitai peri la0ous", dnlwvei o Mntsotakns apo
tis Bermoudes (eixe parei fora) kai diatazei tnv KYP va sullabei tous
delfivous gia va bre0ei o egkefalos tns suvwmosias. O Ebert kai o Kavelopoulos
faivetai va tnv exouv bamevn, mia pou evas peripteras dnlwvei oti eide "eva
xovtro kai eva kovto me grabata" va bgaivouv apo tn polukatoikia opou
avakaluftnke n teleutaia giafka tns 17N. Ta pragmata mperdeuovtai otav o
peripteras allazei tns kata0esn tou mia pou ka0ws leei dev eivai sigouros
av eide tov kovto .n. aplws akouge sto radiofwvo to tragoudi "o kovtos me tn
grabata". Megalutero mustnrio rixvei stnv upo0esn n kata0esn tns kafetzous
oti "kovto blepw, alla oxi xovtro. Eivai omws evas me xovtro guali pou to
ovoma tou arxizei apo S."...

OKTWBRIOS
H moiraia periodos gia tnv PMS tns Hellas eftase kai pali. Popersu ntav to
Navy, persu ta "proswpika-dnmosia". Fetos xtupa to skavdalo tou PROPO.
Apokaluptetai apo gkafa...(poiou allou;) tou Gabrilou oti autos ntav pisw
apo tous apatewves tou Wx-aio. Autn tn fora omws o Sixamevos katavta stn
stevn kai n Sofn gia va tov taisei "stegazetai" sta katwgia tns Dupont Cicle.
Mesa stn fasaria apokaluptetai kai daktulios Leo, opote tou katasxouv
tnv Porsche kai autos to rixvei sto "tsigaro kai poto" gia eva mnva.

Die0vn: H Bouln ksava-epikurwvei tn suv0nkn tou Maastrix pros avakoufisn
olwv twv Eurwpaiwv. Stn Somalia avakurisovtai ekloges para tis diamarturies
tou 0amvou, o opoios parakalei tov Billy va epembei stn Gewrgia pou dev
exei Proedro. "0a eimaste kai kovta stov Gorby", dnlwvei o megalos perixarns!

NOEMBRIOS
O mnvas autos avnkei stov Pipn. O sumpa0ns listowner givetai epitepous 21
etwv kai mporei gia prwtn fora va dokimasei tn 0aumastn mpura Bud. Akomn
perissotero tou epitrepouv tnv eisodo sto Fifth Column, opote o dikos mas
peta sta suvvefa. Apo tov ev0ousiasmo tou arxizei va kavei REPLY TEXT se
oti emfavizetai stnv Hellas, estw kai movo gia va pei "sumfwvw apoluta" .n.
"auto ksavapesto".

Die0vn: H EOK apeilei va avagvwrisei tnv FYRM ws "Makedovia". Olws tuxaiws
n Olumpiakn arveitai va agorasei Boing kai pairvei Airbus. Olws tuxaiws oi
Eurwpaioi sumaxoi avabalouv tn suzntnsn peri FYRM gia akomn mia fora. O
Papavdreou ekplnsei tous pavtes zntwvtas ekloges.

DEKEMBRIOS
O Swtnropoulos, evw dev eixe steilei mail epi eva xrovo, 0umatai
ksafvika tis palies kales meres kai stelvei to "poimataki tns xrovias".
Me tnv eukairia mas stelvei kai to mnvologio: "stis 25 Dek giortazoume ta
Xristougevva". 0umatai kai o Leo ta tragoudia kai stelvei paralagn tou
gvwstou asmatos "Makru zeimpekiko gia tn Porsche". O Paveras maxetai osous
prospa0ouv va tou klepsouv to titlo tou Proedrou twv ksevnxtndwv me to
epixeirnma oti o titlos eivai isobios. Evtwmetaksu etoimazetai puretwdws
o Porkus 1.2 (o kosmos arxise va mperdeuetai me to metrnma)....

Die0vn: Oi delfivoi bgaivouv apo tn fulakn. O Mntsotakns foboumevos gia
tn zwn tou arxizei mparaz die0vwv taksidiwv. Ftavei stnv Australia opou
arxizei va xiovizei katakalokaira. Perva apo tnv Iapwvia opou o prw0upourgos
pa0aivei kardiakn prosboln. Tou apagoreuetai n eisodos stis HPA opote
avagkazetai va epistrepsei stnv Ellada opou omws tov perimevouv
eklpnkseis....

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