HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: VAMPYRE
Date: 11 Jan 93 19:23:40 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1ircrnINN1f2@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, ck741@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Pavel Kuncl) writes:
> 
> I red in some magazine that in San Francisco Hospital
> was cought any man who drink blood.
> He was sent to CrazyHouse . Several months he live
> without any food! He has big tooths and still has power of 4 mans.
> Do u anybody know about it more?
> Please, send me mail...
> 
> PS: I try to find out hospital name (Montblanc) and name
> of doctor who watchs him.
> --Paul
From: josh@pogo.cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I think he's serious
Date: 5 Jan 93 18:09:41 GMT
Organization: University of Washington
NNTP-Posting-Host: pogo.cqs.washington.edu

Because I waded - no, slogged - through 300 t.b. articles and
not a SINGLE ONE from our pal Markian. There can be only two
explanations:

1) Aliens kidnapped him

2) He got laid and realized he was wasting a lot of potential
   sex time posting to t.b.



I think number 1 is more likely, of course, but one never knows....

the doc

--
  Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
  josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 543-5004
  The harder they come, the harder they fall, one and all
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: SENDIAA@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu
Subject: Welcome to alt.non.sequitur
Organization: Yale University
Date: Sat, 09 Jan 93 17:32:37 EST

In article <16B518F44.SENDIAA@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu>
SENDIAA@YaleVM.YCC.Yale.Edu writes:
 
>
>In lieu of Our Founder, who has temporarily yanked himself out of the
>perilous verbal quicksands of this milieu, I take this opportunity to
>welcome all of those who have just arrived, and to run with a cheer and
>outstretched arms to those who have just returned.
>
>In response to the 43 messages I received this morning, all asking more or
>less, "How do I GET IN to alt.non.sequitur?" My answer is grim. It is not
>easy. You must undergo an incoherent series of tribulations before a tribunal
>while tripe-waving tribes jeer you into a trifle.
>
>Myself not vested with the authority to make final admissions decisions, I
>declare a temporary Open Door Policy. That is, for the next 72 hours, Anyone
>Can Join. And we'll even give you ragged blankets. Don't be Left In The Cold.
>And you'll get a steamy furry wet warm cup of hot chocolate.
>
>And in the warmth and comfort of your new deceptively hospitable environs, you
>can peruse such masterpieces as Socks and Dregs and Rolling Ruckus.
>
>Welcome to the land of filamental fudge sliding through polyester while the
>Chihuahua of the Land of Tlacatan gleefully chows two spiders, playing with
>the concepts embedded in the cozy gumdrops above while Dryden untunes the sky,
>mischievously, because ah, Rock could tell you and so could Heidi, without
>mischief there ain't no life. me tired, me need more sleep
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Short Shamed Confessions
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 10:36:38 GMT

A list of things I don't feel bad about:
 
1)  I ate aligator meat.  It was very good.  Someone told me it was
endangered and I thought "I better eat more before it's all gone".

2)  I was nasty to someone in rec.arts.poems because they called
themselves not a poetry beginner but a "poetry acolyte".

3)  I was listening in on conversations on the bus, hoping to hear
something savage and weird, and no one said anything strange, except
for this one woman talking about her dead cousin.  I couldn't make out
what she was saying, though.
 
4)  I stayed up until 4am typing up a paper and it turns out that I
only have four references when this guy from class I saw has about 20.
We were given all through christmas to write it and of course I did no
work over christmas.
 
5)  I continue to read alt.religion.scientology, waiting for the
scientologists to come back so we can all start bugging them again.
 
6)  I rubbed shaving cream on the cat's head.

7)  I had a bubble bath using my girlfriend's strawberry bubble bath.
I smelled like a strawberry.  I vaguely wondered if someone might
think I was gay because I smelled like a small, red piece of fruit.

8) I had a discussion with someone about how hairspray is smelly.  I
actually enjoyed the conversation.
 
9)  I haven't done the dishes in two weeks, AGAIN.

10)  Last time I did the dishes, I threw out something coverred in
mold, because when I poked the mold with a fork, it didn't even THINK
about moving.
 
11)  Do enough semi-banal things all added together start to make an
interesting talk.bizarre post?
 

                                                  Nik
                                    Don't worry....  I'm going
                                        to bed now....

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short,shameful confession
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 12:54:26 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1993Jan4.003019.28662@wam.umd.edu> rsrodger@wam.umd.edu (Yamanari) writes:
>In article <9301031412.53@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan3.151443.3364@wam.umd.edu> rsrodger@wam.umd.edu (Yamanari) writes:
>>>I sometimes get the urge to go down to SETI and modify them to transmit
>>>instead of recieve,andI wantto send picturesofgiant penii to the stars.
>>>
>>>Gets to you sometimes.
>>
>>I should crosspost this article to comp.os.os2.advocacy so that they can
>>fully appreciate your grip on reality.
>>
>>But I won't.

>	All for fun, Rich.  Frankly, I wish the folks in c.o.o2.a
>	could come up with legitimate arguments instead of relying on
>	MS bashing like a bunchof rabble.  But I digress.

I'm still waiting for Microsoft to ship the bug fixes for the Pascal and
FORTRAN compilers for CPM.  You have to understand that there is a group
of people who have been bashing Microsoft since the days when MSDOS and
the IBM pc were just wild rumors.

The only bizarre thing about Microsoft is that the duck came down and
gave Billyboy a visit from IBM, and then gave him an already written
OS to hand back to them.  If those two events had never happened, then
Microsoft would be just a memory now.

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: ssc
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 20:13:15 GMT

I brought 9 Yes CD's to work today.

--
Ben Cox ("though you've seen me, please don't say a word")
thoth@uiuc.edu
From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see?
Date: 6 Jan 93 02:42:23 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

In article <1993Jan5.191017.8401@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>I sent this guy my suggestion about the Gerbil Toaster and got back the reply:
>
>>[automatic form letter]

First, this guy posts to every group he can get his hands
on.  Now, he's responding to his mail with an automatic
mailer.

5 quatloos to anyone who comes up with a way to bounce this
guy's form letters back at him. 

20 quatloos if you do it.

-Sho
--
sho@physics.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ssc
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Date: 7 Jan 93 19:25:42 GMT
Keywords: bob,tejas,bbq
Summary: my exciting life

	I actually know some of the people from Slacker...

	   ...and they were like that in real life.
-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: ssf
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 18:00:38 GMT
Keywords: huh?

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>Probably.  My dad drinks Black Label Non-Alcoholic Malt Beverage, the
>>worst non-alcoholic beer in the known universe.
>Although it is still only the 5th of January, this has a good shot at
>being the MOST SHAMEFUL confession t.b. will see in 93. Really, i mean,
>if schnitz was admitting that HE drank this stuff, it wouldnt be nearly
>so shameful, but his DAD!@?!@ 

Yeah, I tried one.  The sealing point was when my Dad, who's favorite
beer used to be Schaffer, told me that they were much better than
O'Dulle's which he thought was crap.

I should have know better.
--
!cat .signature
From: library@comlab.ox.ac.uk (Gordon Riddell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,uk.politics
Subject: Re: Will Shetlanders pay?
Date: 8 Jan 93 12:09:51 GMT
Organization: Oxford University Computing Laboratory, UK
Originator: library@merlin.comlab

In article <8119@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>In article <8100@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk I wrote:
>
>#  Meanwhile the Danish Kroner would collapse because the sum we originally
>#  paid for the Shetlands, plus compound interest, would probably be
>#  greater than the sum of all the money in the European Community. 
>
>But if you think about the opportunity costs, it would probably be
>cheaper to give the Shetlands back to the Danes than to clean up the oil
>spill. 
>

Yes, I think that was why I suggested that now was a good time to give it
back.

Gordon
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: ARISIA BOB posting
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 00:03:55 GMT


For those of you at ARISIA in Boston this week there will be a
talk.bizarre happy hour/mini-bob on Saturday.  The time will probably
be 7:30-8:30 and the place will be determined.  Watch for signs on the
bulletin board for exact time and place.

Hosted by me.

Catering provided by X Industries "For that fresh from the reactor
taste."

jv
From: the lost cause
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sacred Day
Date: 8 Jan 1993 18:00:27 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Keywords: Elvis Schmelvis

In article <1993Jan8.135007.17059@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>  
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
> 
> Elvis Aaron Presley, b. Jan 8, 1935.

Big fucking deal. Michael Joseph Davidson, b. Jan 8, 1960.
(My brother)

And I forgot to call his birthday in on the radio list this morning. 
Better stock a case of GD for him for that screw up.
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New drinks: the S&M
Date: 6 Jan 93 01:17:31 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

In article <1ia9smINN16u@milk.Warren.MENTORG.COM> tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli) writes:
|In pint glass, mix 1 oz Torani blackberry syrup and 6 oz soda water.
|Let stand for 1 minute. Now float 10 oz diet coke on top. Keep
|pouring, bravely, even when the drink foams up.
|
|This creates an excellent-tasting, dark brown and blood red layered
|drink. Toss in a maraschino cherry, if desired, but knot the stem
|first.
|
|Tom
|
|-- 
|Tom Limoncelli -- tal@warren.mentorg.com (work) -- tal@plts.uucp (play)
|
|Unix is a trademark of, WHATT????

Is there any special reason you are plagiarizing my earlier posting
word for word, or are you just a clueless cretin?

mr HEINOUS
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dsholtsi@csl36h.csl.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger)
Subject: Description of the Fetal Remains from an Abortion (was Re: DEEP SPACE 9 DRINKING GAME
Reply-To: dsholtsi@csl36h.csl.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger)
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 20:22:14 GMT

  "It was easy to shrug off an aborted pregnancy as nothing more than
   a sack of blood and globs of tissue--as many pro-choice activists
   did--if one never saw fetal remains, or products of conception (POC),
   as they were known in medical circles.  But the nurses, medical
   assistants, and doctors who worked inside procedure rooms knew
   that while an eight-week POC was indeed a sack of blood and
   globs of tissue, an eleven-week POC harbored tiny arms and legs
   and feet with toes.  At twelve weeks, those tiny hands had tiny
   nails.  Although the fetal head was too small at that stage to
   withstand the evacuation machine's suction, pieces of face--a nose
   and a mouth, or a black eye (all fetal eyes are black in the
   first trimester) the size of a pea--were sometimes found in
   the aftermath.

   Later abortions spawned even more gruesome fetal remains.  Between
   the twelfth and the sixteenth week, early in the second trimester,
   the fetus almost doubled in length as its body caught up to its
   large head, and it filled out to the point where it looked like
   a human baby for the first time.  Since the fetal skull was 
   still soft, the head did not come out whole during the evacuation,
   but the legs and arms and rib cage made it through intact.  The
   hand of a second trimester fetus, as a Preterm doctor described
   it, seemed big enough to shake.

   Most of Preterm's abortion staff didn't volunteer to work ``seconds''.
   Late first trimester POCs were hard enough.  The counselor/medical
   assistants (CMAs) met regularly to discuss their feelings about
   their work, and often the discussion focused on the POC.  Inside
   a procedure room, facing the contents of the uterus, there was
   no denying what abortion was." 

   Sue Hertz, _Caught in the Crossfire: A Year on Abortion's Front Line_,
   Prentice Hall Press, 1991, pg. 104.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Leary, Manson, Kleps and other questions...
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 03:15:25 GMT

jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>Alistair Cooke worked for the British intelligentsia for most of his life.
>Coincidence?

He was a secret agent, licensed to bore other people to death.

--mark
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: observations of my fellow victims
Date: 6 Jan 93 12:36:08 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <9301060345.AA01453@prg.ox.ac.uk>, gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sibyl Waugh) writes:
> Let not young souls be smothered out before they do quaint deeds.

I second tha
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short shameful confession
Date: 6 Jan 1993 04:29:01 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


when at the theater, i like sitting as close
to the screen as i can.  the visuals get so
overwhelming that i feel like i'm swimming
in them.  and as an added bonus, at the
michigan theater the speakers are right
behind the screen so the sound is over-
whelming, too.

i tell my friends that it's because
my eyes are bad, when i need an
excuse.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Top 923
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 93 05:25:54 GMT

In article <1i8abkINN26d@bigboote.WPI.EDU> satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mephistopheles) writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.013010.358@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>>In article <1i7surINNq3s@bigboote.WPI.EDU> satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mephistopheles) writes:
>>>In article <1993Jan1.223324.21335@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>>>>2 - Chicago 'Hotel California'
>>>     ^^^^^^^^
>>>>Moody Blues 'Stairway to Heaven'...
>>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>
>>>
>>>what is this guy on??????
>>
>>he is the monkey on your back. what you need to do is find a large
>>louisville slugger softball bat and use it to remove him.
>
>maybe filing his fingers off at the lower knuckle would a slower, but
>more effective method

You guys are really pathetic...  If you are going to roast someone, at
least come up with something original....  Like putting my balls in a
toaster, on dark....  Or tieing me to a stake and covering me with
pitch except for one arm, and putting that arm into flaming coals...
Hell, this piddling shit wouldn't even ruffle my feathers....

Softball bat indeed....


Forever yours,

rip
-- 
Grab reality by the balls, and squeeze...
                                        Tempus
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: 100% Weird
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 20:14:04 GMT
Keywords: TNT does it again...

Gary Heston writes:
>Thorne Kontos writes:
>>     Queen of Outer Space - starring Zsa Zsa Gabor...
>>     Check it out next time its on, you won't be disappointed...
>In the movie, does she get away with slapping the guy that pulls 
>her over for speeding? After all, when you're queen, you can do
>these things...

Hint for those who are not insomniacs: Zsa Zsa is not the Queen...
--
I'm sorry.  Kill me now.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells)
Subject: snarfing the t.b feed
Keywords: nyet reply[D[D[D, no reply
Organization: Northeastern University
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 22:22:25 GMT

hey isn't it cool when you hit 'backspace' while writing the
header in a vt100 machine and it gives you control-D in
the posting? 

                               andy wells
                     awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: new!  from Mattel!
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 07:34:55 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)

In article <7237@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>C J Silverio writes:
>>Crash-Test Rock Star!  Complete with chartered plane, which pops
>>apart into over one dozen pieces, and smashable Marshall amp.
>
>Crash-Test Jayne Mansfield!    Complete with smashed car. Head sold
>separately.

Crash-Test Jim Jones!  Complete with cast of thousands.  Cocktail shaker
sold separately.

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
From: mrx@sgi.com (cloaking the constant k)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Christmas Memories
Date: 4 Jan 93 23:49:15 GMT
Organization: the theory that jack built

schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:

>What is it about canetoads that makes everyone want
>to lick them?  Gag me.
>
>Is it just me, or is this sort of brown-nosing running
>rampant through t.b?


it's just you.

but, in consolation, we have decided
to bombard you with muons as well.


		mr x

		not a big stretch from mashed 
                garbanzo, really
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: ACK! MY ACCOUNT IS GOING AWAY
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 21:23:10 GMT


Jon 'no friends' Knight wrote:

>Even more amazing still: no-one really notices or cares.

But you noticed! And you spent WEEKS last term describing talk.bizarre, newts,
net.gods and the great carasso to me.
And now I have seen talk.bizarre for myself.
Frankly, I'm not impressed.

L.
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CFV: alt.nuke.colorado
Date: 11 Jan 93 12:20:47 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.

>any one have some high-energy plutonium and know how to build one?

Homophobic Fascist Christians aren't built - they're born. Or born again

L.
:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: How my brother spent Christmas
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 03:10:35 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:

>Urbane, not merely urban.  Most street gangs are urban, but they aren't 
>invited.  Anyway, you'd expect anyone who lives in Vatican City to be
>relatively urban, so even the popes who weren't Urban might have been
>urban.  God knows that most of the popes who were Pious weren't very
>pious.

This is the third mention of Vatican City, in three days, in three
different threads.  Could this be a sign?

--mark
From: 9021973@ul.ie
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short grumbling gripe
Date: 8 Jan 93 00:52:55 GMT
Organization: University of Limerick, Ireland

I have a miniscule 200Kb account.
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: q(.)(.)lth-less-ness
Date: 12 Jan 93 03:45:03 GMT
Organization: The Sunderland and Treherbert Consolidated Steel Truss Corporation
Comment: feeble flames written while composing exam questions should be excused
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

Someone bleated...

(  Subject: cool town
 )
(  The following list of the most popular newsgroups in oxford was
 ) posted locally, what a whacky and happening place this truly is

There is nothing qool, whacky, nor in the least bit bizarre about statistics 
collected on the poor hoggets who have to fight the ever-helpful OUCS to be
able to read news.  Damn it all, I carefully avoid reading newsfroups like
oucs.publicly.snooping.on.its.users and oucs.extremely.boring.statistics and
oucs.ooooh.look.reese.posted.thirteen.articles.to.talk.bizarre just so that 
I don't have to see this sort of cock-eyed codswallop.

Nor is there anything in the very least bit bizarre about Oxford University 
Computing Service, 13 Banbury Rd, Oxford, UK (achh, pffft) either, bless their
grubby little cotton socks.  Oh well, maybe: calling them a Service perhaps.  
Over the last month all they have done for me is to switch other people's 
equipment off while I was using it, at next to no notice and at various
unadvertised random times guaranteed to maximise my irritation.  (Who me?  
Too much caffeine?  I beg to differ in the strongest possible terms!)  Mind 
you, perhaps that is what they think it takes to be a real Qumputinsurvitz.

The one thing that /can/ be said for OUCS is that it was probably the original
for the Man From U.N.C.L.E.:  you might think those are innocent enough looking
Georgian houses, but go through the hallway and in through that even more 
innocent looking little door in the back and lo and behold, what do you find?  
Rooms full of antiquated '60s equipment, just like the U.N.C.L.E. bunkers.
(
 ) Tom Weston            thchemb4@black.oxford.ac.uk
(
Oh.
A bloody alchemist.  And a theoretical one at that.
Probably does not even make his own explosives.  
I pray you, kindly depart this froup and this life.
___
   I wonder why all my correspondence with the (Acting) Director of OUCS is
   conducted in a pair of mutually unintelligible languages with ostensibly
   polite but clipped formality?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: CW bars in Boston
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 05:16:19 GMT

in rec.music.country.western 
ajazar@media-lab.media.mit.edu (Ali Azarbayejani) writes:
>
>A friend coming into town is a two-stepping wild man and asks
>"are there any good Country-Western bars down there?". 

Two two-stepping arab wild men.  Ladies, Come and get it!


carasso "kindda like winning the lottery"