HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful afterbirth
Date: 11 Dec 92 15:52:49 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Dec9.033801.19086@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
> 
> i don't think there is anything wrong with using human placental extract in
> cosmetic products.
> 
> without it, my moisturizer would have no flavor whatsoever.
                                           ^^^^^^

You know, when I first read this, I thought it said "flame-thrower".

Jason
better, by degrees

> 
> -jane

See Jane run. Run, Jane.  See Jane with dog.  Dog and Jane run.
Run Jane and Dog. Jan dog and run. And dog Jane run. Run and Jane dog.
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: don't flog the flocks
Date: 17 Dec 92 14:05:44 GMT
Organization: Indiana University

In <BzDo3s.35r@phage.cshl.org> adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams) writes:

>he says he has an automated mailer
>that sends out periodic messages to 
>everyone from whom he's ever gotten
>mail.

>his .sig is:
>"I'm especially good at expectorating."

I feel obliged to disclaim:

It is NOT me.

He just stole one of my .sigs.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
dominate the subversive paradigm
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Oooo baby
Date: 18 Dec 1992 03:13:44 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


I love Star Trek men!

Greasy haired men who live in thier basements get me hot.  Glasses a plus!




-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: YOU POISONOUS LITTLE ICE DWARFS, YOU!
Date: 16 Dec 92 21:31:49 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]


>: Farewell and: don't freeze to fast!

	Gee, I thought that would have been "don't EAT to fast!"


--
D. J. McCarthy (dmccart@gomez.intel.com)
OSWALD - I didn't come here to shoot the President!
BOOTH  - He didn't come here to get shot...
                                         --from "Assassins" by Stephen Sondheim
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 17:05:42 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> I have applied to two dating services.

I'm tempted to make the obvious joke about CARASSO's computer dating
service and Sinclair BASIC.


mathew

-- 
Lung cancer and arteriosclerosis.
For people who like to smoke.
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: feel the burn
Date: 18 Dec 92 18:30:41 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

i occasionally watch the morning exercise programs when i can stand the
talk shows no longer.  the perky little exer-bitches discourage me
from joining in their pointless activities because i fear that if i exercise
i will slowly begin to look like them.  they are hideous creatures with
their manly, muscular legs and nonexistant breasts.  they talk to me, they
think i am joining them. but no, i am sitting on the couch laughing at them.
i like to count how many times the over-tanned airheads say 'woo' .

-jane

27 times this morning.

-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Short Shameful Fuck YOU
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 22:29:44 GMT

mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:
>I MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN, do not really exist.

Damn.  And here I was sure you were Bobby Sherman's grandson just
because the term "bubblegum" fit so well.
--
!cat .signature
From: thchemb4@oxford.ac.uk (Tom Weston)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: clueless
Date: 16 Dec 92 18:08:08 GMT
Organization: Oxford University Computing Service, 13 Banbury Rd, Oxford, UK
Originator: thchemb4@black

Tell me.
Give me a clue.
I deserve it really.

Starcap'n Ra has a small one
Tom Boutell has a t.b orientated one
pfinerty has one is his usual direct style
Ken Johnson has a pretty one
Carasso (disdainfully) hasn't got one at all
Reese hasn't got one either, but then he couldn't.



are .plan & .project files cool?
















-- 
Tom Weston thchemb4@black.oxford.ac.uk 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: warren@wam.umd.edu (the stupid one)
Subject: Re: ssc
Keywords: there must be giants, rot13
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 22:18:01 GMT

in article <1g3e0uINNobr@alicudi.usc.edu>
english@alicudi.usc.edu (Joe English) writes:

  I'd like to hear anyone do a cover of "Love Will Keep Us Together",
  followed by a cover of "Love Will Tear Us Apart".  If it were
  They Might Be Giants it would be even better.

a DC-area radio station (WHFS) sometimes plays a version of
"Love Will Keep Us Together" to the tune of "Love Will Tear Us Apart".
quite ghastly.
i cant remember who cut the record tho.
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's flames
Date: 16 Dec 92 12:29:32 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <MJD.92Dec15111840@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax") writes:
> 	<MJD.92Dec12143627@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
> 	<1992Dec13.155344.2809@cnsvax.uwec.edu>
> 	<BzA8Ks.Doq@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
> Sender: news@netnews.upenn.edu
> Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
> Lines: 27
> Nntp-Posting-Host: saul.cis.upenn.edu
> In-reply-to: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM's message of 15 Dec 92 04:02:47 GMT
>  
> I possess:
> 
> 	8lb Sledgehammer	(`Jasper')
> 	Machete			(no name)
> 	Wood Ax			(`Paulina')
> 
>     As yet, I do not own a sledgehammer...

Hmmm.... "I possess an eight pound sledgehammer, but do not own a 
sledgehammer." 

This is gettin existential. 

> all I want to devour is your personality.

Perhaps because he doesn't have one of his own?

> --
>                      'Bah!' said Scrooge, 'Humbug!'
>  Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Also, in response to his response to an earlier post of mine, he seems to have
missed the point once again.  What I said, at the end of the post, was that
anyone who's taking this whole thing seriously should "get a life."  That's
what's known as sarcasm.  Sorry for not simplifying it for you.

					--Joachim

  

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: A Chat With the Ferret
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:08:30 GMT

"How brittle is Elton John?"

"[SNAP!] 'While love lies bleeding...'"

-T

Pea-nutty

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 13 Dec 1992 08:39:47 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Dec12.073248.20522@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:
*from a purely practical viewpoint, fergie would be more fun.
*di is the one who's like a china doll, all big eyes and hair.
*fergie's the one who would take you on a pub crawl, pay her
*own way, and probably hold your head while you vomit.  she'd
*get up before you the next morning and have food and her family's
*secret hangover cure waiting as you staggered into the kitchen.
*she'd find some way to convince you to swig down four, maybe five
*glasses of water before you went to bed, so the hangover wouldn't
*be as fierce as it could have been.
*
*and, after the hangover lifted, she would be the one who would
*joyfully fuck your brains out.

Where can I find a woman like that?


Mark "I mean, besides England" Lippert
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Keywords: skoosh
Date: 15 Dec 92 15:49:54 GMT
Organization: pasta-fa-ZOOL inc.

In article <3NkeVB1w165w@tfsquad.mn.org>, zaphod@tfsquad.mn.org (Bryen Zimmerman) writes:
|> Today I did laundry.  I happened to be reading the "instructions and
|> warnings" on the side of the Snuggles box -- and came across the following
|> caution: "DO NOT OVER-DOSE."
|> 
|> I couldn't resist.  I overdosed on fabric softener.
|> 
|> God, I am so ashamed.


Yet so pleasantly soft and fresh-smelling.

MMMMMmmmmmmm.


--
+------------+            HEY KIDS!  PUZZLE PAGE:
|    xian    | "Taller than a Man I stand, A Slave but also Free,
| ----<--<@  |  I tumble Houses with my Hand, And turn Milk chocolatey."
+------------+                  WHAT AM I?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Public Display of Affection
Organization: People's Equality Army
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 92 22:30:27 EST


Shut the fuck up ya bitch ya can't sing!
Shut the fuck up ya bitch ya can't sing!

(I know it's from something, but I can't
place it at the moment)


handel "and I can't get it out of my head" low
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Dyslexia
Date: 17 Dec 92 01:49:12 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Zvi Gilbert (zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu) wrote:

>      "Yeah, you know, our palms are all full of..."
>      "SHIT!"

	ew.


--
D. J. McCarthy (dmccart@gomez.intel.com)
"Alt.society.anarchy is NOT a place to promote chaos on or off the net."
                                             --Michael R Linksvayer, alt.config
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: My Mother's Disappointment
Organization: People's Equality Army
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 92 23:10:03 EST


Much to my shame and embarrassment, I suppose
it's what I've become.  It's what 11 years of
piano lessons has produced.

It's all very unfair, of course.  The way it's
explained is that as a child, my parents loved
music and wanted me to become a musician someday,
to play the piano, write the music, perform in
concert, whatever.  Classical music was their
demon, I guess you could say.

Maybe it's because I was so headstrong in my
childhood years, hardened by my mother's

"You'll thank me for this someday."

		and

"I'm doing this for your own good."

that led me to convictions that no, I would not
thank them for the torture, that no, it was not
good for me.

No, I don't have talent (although I had
perfect pitch--freak thing, really).

So now I don't play piano.  Haven't touched
an ivory keyboard in a long while.  True to my
promises, I have not thanked my mother for
the lessons.  I have never believed that it was
a good experience.

My parents hate my music.

The other part of the story is that their
other choice for name was "Leonard," short
for Leonardo, because they loved his art.

It's the alternate self that I wonder about
sometimes.  Like this afternoon, when I was
scarfing pukeworthy cans of spaghetti in
cheese sauce.

Maybe it's the alternate self that wouldn't
have been my mother's disappointment.


handel
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: uwec power loss
Date: 18 Dec 92 22:10:03 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

Our sysad has placed the following announcement in everyone's login:

"The CNSVAX will be down from 9:00 p.m. December 23 until 
4:00 a.m. December 24 because of a power outage in Schofield"

I know what this is SUPPOSED to mean, but what it looks like to me is a planned
power outage that's going to happen at 9:00 on Tuesday.  Maybe I just don't
trust our sysad enough.

					--Joachim
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.supermodels
From: gerald@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: less than perfect
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.humor,alt.newbie
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 04:57:11 GMT

schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:

>jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
>>
>>cindy crawford is not perfect.
>>she's got big, ugly feet.
>
>I for one have a hard time picturing her sitting down and taking
>a dump.  I am convinced that none of the supermodels ever do this.

PLEASE TAKE ALT.SUPERMODELS OFF THESE CROSS-POSTS AND MAINTAIN SOME
KINDNESS WITH RESPECT TO OTHER PEOPLE'S POINTS OF VIEW. PLEASE!

Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: Classification angst
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 23:06:58 GMT


In article <Bz4n1J.Mqw@inews.Intel.COM>, dmccart@gomez.intel.com writes:
Allow me to rearrange your list:

Arguments in favor of "oldbie" status
-------------------------------------
	- been reading since it was net.bizarre
	- have been invited to a FAX.BOB
	- didn't go to the FAX.BOB I was invited to
	- had terri sit in my lap in the passenger seat of an MR2
	- miss Mark Ethan Smith
	- like reading Carasso
	- still go by my initials
	- have successfully set up my own news server
	- am not in anyone's killfile, as far as I know
	- have not been tricked into posting to misc.test
	- sometimes wish I had stayed a lurker


Arguments in favor of "cave newt" status
----------------------------------------
	- care that I am not in cj's "preferred" file
	- care that I work at same company as Blair
	- post mainly followups in t.b
	- have a quote by K*nt in my revolving .signature
	- let things like this classification question give me angst

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov (Cybernetic Samurai)
Subject: Re: Five FREE Clues
Followup-To: misc.test
Keywords: FREE
Reply-To: walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Johnson Space Center
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 17:35:17 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.093250.11316@netcom.com> writes:
|> 
|> In talk.bizarre the other set of ovaries writes:
|> 
|> >to all of you lowlife peckerheads who have decided that sioux and
|> >myself are not worthy to post here, i have a few things to say:
|> 
|> >1.  i am not sioux's cousin, nor will i ever be.  get your facts
|> >straight, boys.

ahh, so you CAN have sex.

|> 
|> >2.  i am not a "half-wit."  rather, i am an intelligent human being
|> >with more of a life than you could ever dream of having.
|> 

If you had a life you would not be posting to talk.bizzare.  Oh, I have
dreams and then I have DREAMS.

|> >3.  we like posting here, and will continue to do so until each and
|> >every one of you peckerheads has actually been alone with a woman.  we
|> >realize that this could take a very long time, so it is already
|> >written in our wills that the next five generations of our families
|> >post here as well.
|> 

Didn't you know? Posting to talk.bizarre makes you sterile,  there will
be no next fivee generations.

|> >4.  sioux and myself used to be rather harmless beings, but you have
|> >made us mad, damn mad, and now we will have to tramp you into the
|> >ground in this the war to end all wars.  be prepared.
|> >      

oooo, why dont you take this to alt.politics.perot or something.


-- 
Doug                   

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can 
do for your country.  - JFK
From: english@alicudi.usc.edu (Joe English)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Leary, Manson, Kleps and other questions...
Date: 15 Dec 1992 12:02:53 -0800
Organization: Nerds of Action
Distribution: world
Reply-To: joe@trystero.art.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: alicudi.usc.edu


In article <tjrdnt8@zola.esd.sgi.com>, cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
|> 
|> In article <1gep30INN54c@tamsun.tamu.edu>, bpb9204@tamsun.tamu.edu writes:
|> |Who is Tim Leary?  
|> 
|> Timothy Leary's dead.

Guess what song's stuck in my head NOW?

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.  It
finally dislodged the Nirvana song which was
on the radio when I got to work.


--joe@trystero.art.com

  thanks, cj
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Leary, Manson, Kleps and other questions...
Date: 18 Dec 92 00:55:48 GMT
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <1992Dec17.030129.5334@den.mmc.com> whitmeye@den.mmc.com (Richard Whitmeyer) writes:
>
>In article <1gep30INN54c@tamsun.tamu.edu>, bpb9204@tamsun.tamu.edu (Brent Burton) writes:
>|> 
>|> OK, I have to ask.
>|> 
> 
>|> What all has Charles manson tried to do? Is he still alive? 
>|> If he is, what is he doing?

>Charlie? That jerk is the flaw in my view to abolish capital punishment.
>Can't see any reason not to search for the lethal dose of LSD using that
>fucker.
>
>He tried too much.
>He is still alive.
>He is doing multiple life sentences for murder.

And he owes his life to the Supreme Court.

>Brent, go to the library, use the books found there.

What if he can't read?

( I've just switched from whatever version of rn was floating around in
  1986 to rn 4.4 - I hope it works. )

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: ssc
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 21:11:28 GMT

For a long, long time, as a lurker, I thought that
the term *plonk* was the sound of Usenet crashing
to a halt, like when you read a letter that is so
depressingly stupid that you can read the writing
on the wall of the inevitable demise of the net.

mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: I grow old...
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: word
Date: 15 Dec 92 14:22:40 CST


The emacs fortran mode doesn't know how to handle my continue statements.

Waah.
From: corre@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan D Corre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How to stop a dog from eating its own stool?
Date: 18 Dec 1992 12:32:49 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


A while ago I saw a proposal to help people with nice carpets save them
from menstruous bitches (canine type.)    They suggesteed using discarded
jockey shorts. You place the shorts over the animals back legs, and pull
the tail thru the opening, slit, fly, whateverr you call the thing.
Then just feed the animal some forbid, and you are in business.

-- 
Alan D. Corre
Department of Hebrew Studies
University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee                     (414) 229-4245
PO Box 413, Milwaukee, WI 53201               corre@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
From: grenade@ozrout.uucp (Kate McDonnell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I was once in love with a beautiful ice cream cone...
Date: 21 Dec 92 03:52:15 GMT
Organization: Andre P. Ozrout

Mr. Houghton writes:

>channels of overreaching wannabes (in Fr., "le Bourgeoisie")

That should be "la Bourgeoisie".



Kate

gender flame


-- 

Kate McDonnell    grenade@ozrout.uucp    C_MCDON@pavo.concordia.ca
..................................................................
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Sara Toga #2
X-Xxdate: Mon, 14 Dec 92 19: 36:29 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 19:30:21 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.183246.6664@scott.skidmore.edu> Sioux samarasinghe,
ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu writes:
>    i want to slowly take off your clothes, and lick you, slowly,
>carefully, teasingly, from your toes, up your legs, your chest, your
>ears, until you are writhing in unbearable passion. like a good dog
>should. 

Guess I better jump in here quickly, and muzzle these interloping horndoggers.

After I've taken my (your?) licks from your hot, scathing tongue, it's your
turn.  I gently remove your t-shirt (something about some felon-in-waiting),
your Nana glasses, your skis (still smouldering), your collar and tags.  Using
my canine teeth, I remove your Hush Puppies and chew them beyond recognition. 
Next, your socks(sniff, sniff) and your skirt are gone, leaving you clad only
in enticingly damp panties.

Using the ski bindings and leash, I render you immobile and exquisitely
accessible. "Howl you procede now?", you ask, between pants.  I do not speak. 
Even inedible underwear cannot hold up under my dogged attentions, and now you
lie stretched, naked, in undeniable heat.  

I gently, deliberately, and ever so slowly paw and lick every square inch of
your body except that particular square inch you most want licked.  "Beg", I
say.  You do.  I relent.  You explode.

...

I pop the ski bindings and unclasp the leash, leaving you reduced to a damp
poodle.  After a few minutes, both of us have recovered.  

We couple and howl at the moon.


.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                            Doggie-style, of course
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
12347823 56892 23456the incredible shrinking .sig6789 12567
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Top Ten Rejected Pictionary Questions
Date: 18 Dec 92 19:22:47 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

10. Colostomy Bag.

9. Sucking Chest Wound.

8. Ennui.

7. Chancre.

6. A vague feeling of unease.

5. Finally getting a decent shot at losing your virginity, but then shooting
   your load while hopping into bed.

   (this one is actually number one on Top Ten Underused Mime Pieces)

4. Roadkill.

3. Choking on your own vomit.

2. Newbie.

and the number one Unused Pictionary Question is...

1. Anal Fisting/Vaginal Fisting/Jock Itch (3-way tie)


					- Jeff Vogel
					Life needed, will pay postage
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: taylor@ccrs.emr.ca (Trevor Taylor)
Subject: Hot Dogs and Communists
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 21:05:29 GMT



Occasionally, surreal life surpasses any written fiction, no 
matter how much mental (or physical) torque is applied to
to the mind. The results of this torque  may or may not be translated 
to paper or electronic paper. 

For example, I was waiting for a bus, see, and beside the bus stop next
to the diesal gas pump at the local Seven-Eleven store was a Hot-Dog stand
staffed by a hippy/gothic woman. Unfortunately, she was wearing a singular
ribbon and bead in her long dirty blond hair.


Within a brief eternity, as it goes with waiting for buses, an etremely large
(read:Obese) man in a greasy security guard uniform wobbles up to the Hot
Dog stand. Orders a Hot Dog - except he asked for a "La Hot Dog". No, he
was not french, but english.  The stand keeper promptly drops a dog into a
bun and asks for $3 . The Hot Dog is then inhaled by the man, who for purposes
of this tale, we will call 'Mr Creosote".


At this point. it is wise to note that the Bus I was waiting for, see, is 
now visible on the far horizon.


Mr Creosote, being apparently observant, says ' nice bead' to the hot dog
lady. Of course, in this situation she simply said "            ". 



Mr Creosote says " Make much money ?"
Hot Dog Lady " Piss off"
Mr C "  Are you a communist ? (pronounce comahnist)"


Next thing I know ,see,I am sitting in the Bus being assaulted by various odours
of food, also known as eating vicariously in the past tense.


By the way, the conversation above is a real out of context extract.

Any Body else have a collection of Bizarre out of context conversations ?