From: eyc@acpub.duke.edu (EMIL CHUCK)
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh,rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.bush
Subject: Humor Time: Teacher Evaluations
Date: 17 Dec 92 00:05:11 GMT
Followup-To: alt.rush-limbaugh
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

Some of it isn't that funny. If you want to suggest something, don't
tell me about it. (Read .sig below.)

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1992 TEACHER-COURSE EVALUATION QUESTIONNAIRE
(form based on questionnaire used for BME department)

1. In the space below, indicate your opinions about the course:
[On contemplating Madonna's latest contribution for the education
of American teenagers, also known as _Sex_]
	It was wicked awesome. Didn't have to read the assignments.

[Sinead O'Connor on Catholicism as taught by the Pope.]
	To hell with it. (Tears up questionnaire.)

[On Jack Kevorkian's suicide machine]
	Should have to take this once.

[Admiral Stockdale on the Vice Presidential Debates]
	It was gridlock.

2. Comment on the extent to which you feel you have gained
knowledge and understanding of the subject covered in this course.
[President Bush]
	Well I won't call him a draft-dodging bozo next time.
[Dan Quayle]
	Where do I put that E?
[Ross Perot]
	Should've stayed in the race
[Adm. James Stockdale]
	Who am I? What am I doing here?
[Bill Clinton]
	Don't be a liberal, but be an agent for change that "feels
your pain."
[Al Gore, Jr.]
	Damn, I'm gonna be Vice President now.

[On contemplating those "Men" on In Living Color]
	Hated it.

[On the Rodney King Verdict]
	It was a riot.

3. To what extent did the course engage your intellectual curiosity?
[On Madonna again]
	Raised it.

[On Carole Simpson in the second Presidential debate]
	Why didn't we get Oprah?

[Mr. Spock]
	I find it quite fascinating.

4. How do you feel the course might be improved?
[On Madonna again]
	Make it a lab course.

[On one of my more difficult classes]
	Don't offer it anymore.

[Dan Quayle]
	I thought you never dropped a game-winning E that could've
been caught by the average third-grader. (Refer to "Easy Spirit"
shoe commercials.)

[Chris Webber on the recent Duke-Michigan game]
	Play the game again in Michigan.

[Ross Perot]
	Select a Vice Presidential candidate with a brain.

[Wayne and Garth]
	Get us some babes!

[On Alvin and the Chipmunks singing Garth Brook's
"Achy-Breaky Heart" on their newest album]
	Kill them.

5. Indicate your opinions about the instructor of the course:
[On a teacher]
	Shouldn't have made us sing lieder in German. Could've been
worse: could've made us wear lederhosen. (Actual comment)

[On contemplating Ross Perot's infomercials]
	1) The guy's pretty darn straightforward.
	2) This guy's a kook.
	3) Lose that accent!
	4) Where did he buy that pointer?

[Marilyn on Chris in Northern Exposure. Chris tries to teach
Marilyn the "karma" of driving a car.]
	He was okay.

[On Coach K berating the Cameron crowd]
	He should make sure I can get into those games. I've got
exams to study for!
[On Coach K winning the 1992 NCAA championship]
	The hell with my exams!

[Woody Allen on Dan Quayle's "family values"]
	He's the worst teacher I've ever had. The idiot is
simply not qualified.

6. If a TA was assigned, please comment on his/her contribution
to the course.
[Ross Perot on Adm. Stockdale]
	He beat everybody, including my advance in the polls!
[Dan Quayle on Pres. Bush (Yes this is intended)]
	He's a liability. He made us lose this campaign.

[On Madonna's book]
	The TA's made the book that much more ... uh, interesting?

7. How did this course compare with other courses you have taken?
[On the election]
	I got more information from talk shows than I did from the
news!

[On Duke's 2nd NCAA championship]
	Loved it better the second time. Want to take this class
again and again...

[On the Olympics TripleCast]
	Good idea, but I prefer ESPN. Much, much less expensive.

[Finally, you guessed it, on Madonna]
	Demonstrations were very informative. Prefer more one-on-one
tutoring next time.
-- 
Emil Thomas Chuck	eyc@acpub.duke.edu	Biomedical Engineering 1993
	Vacation period (off-line): December 18 to January 11.
	Take care of the network when I'm gone.
FOUR MORE MONTHS!!! FOUR MORE CLASSES!!! FOUR MORE ACCEPTANCE LETTERS!!! 
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