HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: Federal Reserve Notes (Re: I Live to FAQ!)
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 04:56:12 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.030920.6708@netcom.com> bml@netcom.com (Brian Leibowitz) writes:
>I can fill in all but one letter
>
>-:           Boston, MA             1     A
>-:      >    New York, NY           2     B
>:            Philadelphia, PA       3     C
>-:           Cleveland, OH          4     D
>:            Richmond, VA           5     E
>-:      >    Atlanta, GA            6     F
>-:           Chicago, IL            7     G
>-:      >    St. Louis, MO          8     H
>:            Minneapolis, MN        9     I
>:                                  10     J
>:            Dallas                11     K
>-:           San Francisco, CA     12     L
>
>Does anyone have a bill with a J?  J should exist because there
>are 12 federal reserve banks and each issues bills.
>(I tried to find them all a few years back and for months I never
>saw a J bill-my guess is that it may be Honolulu and not many of
>the bills make it to the contiguous 49 states.)
>I cannot find a list of the Federal Reserve Banks (all the references
>I have just state that there are 12)

From memory, it's Kansas City, MO -- Missouri got two Federal Reserve
Banks to overcome the opposition of a powerful Missouri senator whose
name escapes me.  But I saw it in a College Bowl question, so it must
be true.

Hawaii would get bills from the San Francisco branch. 

Note how there's very little correlation (but some) between the Federal 
Reserve Banks and the seats of the Circuit Courts of Appeal.  (Most
notably -- First, Second, and Seventh correspond.  Maybe also the
Third and the Eighth, but I wouldn't swear to it.)

Interesting -- a spot check of my paper money shows no Kansas City bills.
Hmmmm.

Ted "get rid of Federal Reserve control over paper money -- go back to
     the gold standard so South Africa can control our money supply" Frank
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From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (JKF)
Subject: Re: alt.dev.null.mnemonics?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
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Date: Sat, 26 Dec 92 14:20:13 GMT

In article <Bzv9Gx.AIw@unix.amherst.edu> twpierce@unix.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce) writes:
>Get a life, Joel.

Learn how to use the r key instead of the f key, Tim.


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From: driel@wpi.WPI.EDU (Deborah M Riel)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.food.cooking
Subject: Cheese popcorn
Date: 22 Dec 92 14:37:20 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
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In article <Bznv9t.Bxo@monster.apd.saic.com> tomj@monster.apd.saic.com (Tom Johnson) writes:

>Have you ever tried to buy the cheese stuff they use to make cheese
>popcorn?  They don't have THAT at my grocery store.  Maybe we
>should cross-post to alt.conspiracy......

>Tom "I Wanna Make My OWN Cheese Popcorn" Johnson

I wanted to make my own cheese popcorn once, and got the brainstorm of
using one of those packets of orangey cheese powder from a box of
macaroni and cheese.  It worked!  I just dumped it in the pot (I make
popcorn the old fashioned way of using a pot on the stove) after the
corn was all done popping, put on the lid and shook it all up till it
coated the popcorn.  Don't ask me why I got the urge to do this,
but it can be done!

Debbie
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Trademarks (was Re: ...film at 11...)
Date: 23 Dec 92 21:48:22 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <Bzq15y.MEC@brunel.ac.uk>, Brian.Milner@brunel.ac.uk (Brian D Milner) writes:
>
>My brother regails me frequently with the tale of the games company
>that produced a game about WWII, and tried to trademark / copyright
>the word "Nazi."
>
 [Danger! Facts ahead! Put up your shields!]

This was first reported in the column "Murphy's Rules" in the
Magazine "Space Gamer". It was reprtinted in Steve Jackson Games'
book (also titled "Murphy's Rules") of silly game rules.

The game in question is technically not a WWII game as it is called
"The Indiana Jones Role Playing Game". It's produced by TSR (owners
of "Dungeons and Dragons", both of which words are trademarked) who
do, in fact, sue at the drop of a hat.

However, TSR are clean on this one: although there _is_ a "tm" after
every appearance of the word "Nazi" (and, in fact, several other
comman words) in the game, they're trademarks of _Lucasfilm_.

So there.

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley

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From: jbaron@higgs.ssc.gov (Jeff Baron)
Subject: Re: Cheese popcorn
Reply-To: jbaron@higgs.ssc.gov (Jeff Baron)
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Lab
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 20:59:52 GMT

Andrew Baker Glazier writes:

[to make cheese popcorn...]

- Just use about 1/2 cup of butter for every 1/2 cup of (1/2 before it's
- popped, that is) popcorn. After the popcorn's ready, pour the butter over
- it, add grated romano or parmesagn and mix it together

A whole stick of butter?  For 1/2 cup of (uncooked) popcorn?
And grated cheese?  1000 calories.  10 miles of running.
Or 2 large servings of flan.  I think I'll take the flan.

--
Jeff Baron
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From: gwc@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Greg F Walz Chojnacki)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,sci.space
Subject: Re: asteroids beyond Jupiter
Date: 23 Dec 1992 18:00:24 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
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From article <BzonA2.5rA@polaris.async.vt.edu>, by jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel K. Furr):
> In article <1992Dec22.185915.27317@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com> billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson) writes:
>>dj@ekcolor.ssd.kodak.com (Dave Jones) writes:
>>: bill nelson (billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com) wrote:
> [incipient flamage]

>>
>>The statement was asteroid - not planetoid. The asteroids originate in the
>>asteroid belt. It is doubtful if any of them could be perturbed enough to
>>reach the orbit if Neptune.
>>

[emergent flamage]

Although it might seem like I'm paying out rope here, I'm curious about the
usage of the terms "asteroid" and "planetoid." Bill, since yours is the first
time I saw the distinction made, care to define these? (I hope it's more than
asteroids being those things that lie where asteroids were first discovered.)

THanks.

Greg
From: ccaamrg@ucl.ac.uk (Mike Gahan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Amusing signs
Date: 23 Dec 92 11:54:46 GMT
Reply-To: ccaamrg@rs6-svr-4.cls-4.bcc.ac.uk (Mike Gahan)
Organization: UCL


Travelling in county Kerry last year, I saw the following sign at a T junction


			<----  Ballybunnion 3m

			       Ballybunnion 5m  ---->


Also, a few years back, on a motoring holiday in Germany, I saw, upon
approaching a small village:


				Wank

followed upon exiting the village, by

				Wank

(crossed out).  Both signs had worn patches around their bases, where,
presumably, English speaking humorists had posed for photographs.

When asked about my holiday plans for the year, I can now rarely resist
the reply  "Oh, I'm going to wank for a couple of weeks".


A sign outside an imaginary Cheshire village, which should be invented
specifically for the purpose:

				
				DIMMERSWICH

			       twinned  with

				 RHEOSTADT

Mike Gahan
From: popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Poinsettias poisonous?
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 92 04:47:30 GMT
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX

Bruce.Tindall@launchpad.unc.edu (Bruce Tindall) writes:

> "The Independent," a weekly newspaper (SSN 0737-8254) in Durham, N.C.,
> reports in its Dec. 23 issue that Poinsettias are not poisonous,
> according to toxicologist Mary Beth St.Clair of N.C. State University.
> She says the white fluid in them might irritate the mouth and make
> you choke, but is not toxic.  She cited research she had read and
> conversations with the Poison Control Center at Duke University.
>  
> Not an urban legend, but an instance of the closely-related "popular
> misconception."  
> 
> Bruce "Mmm! Turkey with poinsettia stuffing and flan for dessert" Tindall
> 
> --
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>      North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
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Stands to reason. Poinsettas are members of the family Euphorbiceae.
A fair number of Euphorbias are indeed poisonous, some very poisonus.
apparently Poinsettas suffered guilt by association.


Pope Charles

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From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: Re: Late breaking potential UL!
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 00:22:36 GMT

bjackson@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Ben Jackson) writes:
>I just read in our local paper that President-elect Clinton's first
>executive order was that there should be "fresh flowers" on his desk
>every morning.

Would those flowers be "Sweet Williams."  Was he fooling
around with "Queen Ann's lace" in England in '68.

ObUL: 1-800-FLOWERS plays recordings of Bill & Jenny's conversations.

Jon "Did Chelsea take Spanish before naming her cat S O C K S?" Papai
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From: sweeney@Ingres.COM (Tony Sweeney)
Subject: Trademark legends
Reply-To: sweeney@Ingres.COM (Tony Sweeney)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 22 Dec 92 14:38:53 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.215401.7781@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com> billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson) writes:
>
>Nope. Todd is either trolling, or very confused. There is no way to
>trademark a commonly used term. For example, Bayer lost their "aspirin"
>trademank due to common usage.
>
I vaguely recall reading (tm) that Bayer (a German company) lost their
exclusive right to produce and trademark Aspirin as part of the Versaille
treaty on reparations for WW1. Anyone remember different?

>Bill

Tony.
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From: hillman@triton.unm.edu (Dan Hillman)
Subject: Archie Pittigrew's Testicles
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 92 03:37:43 GMT
Organization: Angry Andy's New Age Center and Gun Boutique
Distribution: usa

In article <1992Dec23.100017.18798@husc3.harvard.edu> joltes@husc10.harvard.edu (Richard Joltes) writes:
>
>>|> "Mind you, not as bad as the night Archie Pettigrew ate some
>>|> sheep's testicles for a bet...God, that bloody sheep kicked him..."
>
>I've received at least 20 messages commenting on that quote and asking for the
>source.  Interest is now high enough to warrant the advent of the Archie 
>Pettigrew Fan Club.  The membership fee is, of course, two-fifty, and the sole
>purpose of the group is to find the origin (if possible) of the quote so folks
>can calm down.
>
>And no, I don't know where it came from.  I heard the joke years ago and found
>it again in a quotes file 'bout 3 years back.  The rest is history...

The quote is from the sketch "Murder at Moorstones Manor" by Michael Palin
and Terry Jones. The book in my hands says "Scripts of a television
comedy performed on the BBC in 1976 and 1977" under the Library o' Congress
description and "Adventure...Terror...Mystery...Frogs..." on the back.

Palin, M., & Jones, T. (1978). *Ripping yarns*. New York: Pantheon Books.
ISBN 0-394-73678-8

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From: bml@netcom.com (Brian Leibowitz)
Subject: Re: Computer theft
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 09:56:51 GMT

>Why, this is a crucial sub-plot to Superman III!

I heard this years before Superman III was made (and never saw it).
The writers probably heard the same story.


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From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Subject: Re: Mnemonics
Keywords: Trig.
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 20:31:55 GMT

In article <1hj1d9INN59m@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> wb8foz@skybridge.scl.cwru.edu (David Lesher) writes:
>
>SOHCAHTOA, the {Native American} maiden
>
>Sine 	= Opposite over Hipponose
                        ^^^^^^^^^

I would *never* put my opposite over a hippo's nose!

>Cosine	= Adjacent over Hipponose

Then again, some of my adjacent neighbors ...

Since you mention {Native American} maidens, isn't there a Pythagorean
algorithm that has something to do with the sum of the Sqauws of something?

cjl
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Etymological matters (was Re: African-American-top)
Date: 3 Jan 93 21:23:32 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <1993Jan3.040808.3903@Princeton.EDU>, datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper) writes:
>
>Mmmmm... if I remember correctly, young children _in_general_ are
>referred to in the neuter. The word for a young boy is "das Knabe",
>I believe. In fact, that's where we get the words "ego" and "id".
>

Naw, we get 'em from Latin. Furrfu!

>
>Point is, though, that you really shouldn't condemn anything as
>sexist until you know for sure that it doesn't apply equally to
>male and female. "Das Knabe" and "Das Fraeulein" is one example--

Now, Latin, _there's_ a sexist language! Explanations as to why
"poet" and "farmer" look feminine but are really masculine are
welcomed.

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley

obUL: Really, "masculine" and "feminine" are convenient labels that
have nothing to do with sex.

obLinguistJoke: Words have gender; people have sex.

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From: wingo@apple.com (Tony Wingo)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Full moon and tides
Date: 21 Dec 92 22:50:21 GMT
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban
Distribution: usa
Organization: Apple Computer

In article <1992Dec19.045949.13895@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) wrote:
> 
> lowe@fnx.uucp (Phill Lowe) writes:

> >Not an Urban Legend!  I've seen an additional 2 feet of tide caused by
> >the combination. Very impressive if your folks have a beachfront cabin
> >that's only two feet above the normal max high tide!
> 
> 	Yes, full moon and new moon are the worst time to have a
> big storm roll in with low pressure and incoming winds.
> 

About ten years ago around here we had the following situation:

- Full moon at perigee
- Strong onshore winds for several days
- Extreme low barometric pressure
- Strong rains in the mountains (thus increasing the flow of water
  into the San Francisco Bay.

As a result, the tides were so high that half the docks in one marina
floated off their pilings, and floated away with boats still attached. 
Fortunately, I had moved my boat out of that marina about two earlier.

- tony
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From: jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jared Dahl)
Subject: Piece by Piece
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 15:46:18 GMT
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM Rochester

From the FAQ:

  F.  An auto worker steaks parts of Caddy bit by bit until he has
      a whole car.

My friends father told us a story about a guy who did this
in Vietnam with an M-16.  He reported his rifle lost and then 
mailed the disassembled parts home in small packages.  His
wife didn't understand what was going on until the stock of
the rifle arrived.  She then took the whole works to a gunsmith
who assembled it for her, and then she mailed it back to her
husband, who had a little explaining to do.

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From: v462etnn@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (David L Anderson)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Mrs. Field's cookies (this is really new!)
Date: 21 Dec 92 18:43:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


Deborah Fields (aka Mrs. "Two-fifty" Fields) was on the "Home" show this am.
For those of you who aren't acquainted with daytime tv, "Home" is one of those
feel-good, oozy happy shows to keep housewives and college students
sedated until someone comes home from work/school to relieve the
boredom.

Anyway, there's Mrs. Fields with lots o' cookies, cookie dough, all the para-
phenalia, instructing Gary something-or-other on how to make good
cookies.  She even plugged her book of recipes.

No mention of the "Two-fifty" though.  You could even write away to the "Home"
show producers to get the "Home" newsletter (this is too incredible - we're 
talking about people with too much time on their hands).  The newsletter only
cost two dollars, though (the announcer did say "two dollars").

She's not a real ball of fire, btw.

David Anderson
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From: billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson)
Subject: Re: Mnemonics
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Corvallis, Oregon USA
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 18:59:15 GMT

dj@ekcolor.ssd.kodak.com (Dave Jones) writes:
: bill nelson (billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com) wrote:
: > : 
: > : Sorry, Bill, but there are many planetoids and asteroids that orbit beyond
: > : the orbit of Jupiter.  One such is a minor planet called Chiron.  There
: > : are quite a few others as well.
: > 
: > Note that I said "pretty much".
: > 
: > There certainly are some that travel outside the orbit of Jupiter - as well
: > as inside the orbit of the Earth. However, I know of none that travel outside
: > the orbit of Saturn, much less any of the planets further out.
: > 
: > Bill
: 
: Well, stay tuned.  Object 1992QB1 is reckoned to be a good candidate for a
: distant (40-50 A.U.) minor planet and may be the first of many discovered at
: that distance.

The statement was asteroid - not planetoid. The asteroids originate in the
asteroid belt. It is doubtful if any of them could be perturbed enough to
reach the orbit if Neptune.

The planetoids are a different matter. It is possible that some of them
came from outside the Solar System. They could also have been formed just
about anywhere in the system, so the same limitations do not apply to
them. I would not argue that a planetoid could not have been captured
by Neptune - although the fact that Pluto has a moon makes this very
unlikely.

Bill
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From: doetzl@rintintin.Colorado.EDU (Joe Doetzl)
Subject: Re: Amusing signs
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: 21 Dec 92 15:50:03 GMT

My favorites are/(used to be) on I-94 from Milwaukee to Chicago.

1.  Bong Recreation Area  
2.  Wisconsin's Best Cheese and Taxidermy 


--Joe
From: MIWHC@CUNYVM.BITNET
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Mother Lifts Car Off Child. Uh huh.
Date: 25 Dec 92 23:42:18 GMT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

My orthepedic surgeon who fixed up my knee told me that his toughest case
ever was the complete restructuring of a man's knees, ankles, wrists and
elbows after this guy nearly pulled up an entire bar which was bolted to
the floor in a drunken bar-fight. From what I've learned, an adrenalin-
pumped body is quite a bit stronger than the actual joints, bones and
muscles can withstand.
     If four guys from my high-school wrestling team could put their coaches'
Datsun on top of a dumpster, it would seem reasonable that a scared mother
could lift the end of a car off her pinned child.

                                  -- Rick Yukon, the Border Guard.
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From: billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson)
Subject: Re: Skyscraper FALLS DOWN.
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Corvallis, Oregon USA
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 07:36:10 GMT

pjd@unislc.uucp (Priscilla Davidson) writes:
: 
: >      BUT, can one of them actually fall down? The thought of a mountain
: > of steel, glass, office equipment and attourneys splatting all over Battery
: > Park is terrifying, but somehow also strangely compelling.
: > 
: What a terrible waste of steel, glass, and office equipment that would be!

Even worse would be picking all that steel, glass and office equipment out
of the fertilizer in the park.

Bill
:
From: phil@rahul.net (Phil Gustafson)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Trademark legends
Keywords: analgesics depressants republicans cheap copies
Date: 30 Dec 92 03:00:42 GMT
Organization: Famed Parquet Floor

Terry "out-of-context" Chan cites Panati, who in turn cites afu's
favorite jurist:
>
>  "For the next two years, drug companies battled over their
>   own use of the name.  Then, in a famous court decision of
>   1921, Judge Learned Hand ruled that since the drug was
>   universally known as aspirin, no manufacturer owned the
>   name or could collect royalties for its use.  Aspirin with
>   a capital A became aspirin."
>
Things must have changed since then.  Many folks nowadays speak of
"Band-Aids", "Xeroxes", and "Kleenex", and don't flinch a bit when
the appropriate service comes from Curad, Canon, or El Cheapo House
Brand.  The owners of the quoted trademarks will still sic their legal
beagles on people who use the names in general, rather than specific
senses.

And in the Panati paragraph just before the one Terry quotes, we have:

   The German-based firm owned the brand name Aspirin at the start of
   World War I, but following Germany's defeat, the trademark became
   part of the country's war reparations demanded by the Allies.  At the
   Treaty of Versailles in June 1919, Germany surrendered the brand
   name to France, England, the United States, and Russia.

The learned judge got his hand in the matter because Henry Cabbage Cod
(sp?) kept us out of the Treaty of Versailles during what cjl would
call the Edith Wilson administration.

ObOldUL:  Bayer's main prewar products were aspirin and heroin.  The
latter was promoted as a nonaddictive substitute for morphine.  

Phil "They didn't fight much over the trademark, though" Gustafson

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