From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now those Jester's
Date: 14 Oct 92 21:09:16 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) drops the 16 ton weight on his foot by mistake:
>In article <1992Oct13.081016.622@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>(David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>(Jester) writes:
>>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jesse James ) holds up a train:
>>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Slimedog) liks:
>>>>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jockstrap) fits really tight:
>>>>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) spits in the face of danger:
>>>>>>>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) vomits extrudinous bbody parts:
>>>>>>>>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) leaps onto the tracks and snags the fair maiden just in time to pull her out of the way of the rapidly approaching super-bullet train:
>>>>>>>>}>}jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>>>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) beats his hairy chess bored:
>>>>>>>>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
>>>>>>>>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>>>>>>>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>>>>>>>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer!
>>>>>>>>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>>>>>>Eric Njorl. Yes, on toast.
>>>>>>No way...It can't be him....I thought I killed all the Norse.....
>>>>>Not Eric Njorl, son of Hrothgar, slayer of the Dragon at Gwent,
>>>>>who did ... UURGH! (thud)
>>>>don't get so close to the killer rabbit next time then....
>>>Right! Who let the killer rabbit out then?
>>>Do you have a license for that rodent?
>>Hey! I'm potty trained!!! I don't need no stinking liscence!
>Well then where is your certificate of
>potty-trainivity?
Where's your license to ask for someone's certificate, mate?!!

>>>>>>>>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>>>>>>>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>>>>>>>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>>>>>>>}>this means war....
>>>>>>>>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>>>>>>>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>>>>>>>waterbaloons..
>>>>>>>What about point-ed sticks...
>>>>>>nope..especially not them....they can destroy all the ammo...
>>>>>(in politician's voice) We must do everything in our power
>>>>>to put an end to the "point-ed sticks race"! I propose unilateral
>>>>>point-ed stick dulling. Let this be the first step towards a new
>>>>>world order where people everywhere don't have to live in fear
>>>>>of point-ed sticks! Maybe future generations will no longer need
>>>>>waterballoons for their security, but until then let it be known
>>>>>that we are willing the take this major stride into the world
>>>>>of the future!! (I'm sorry, what was the question, again?)
>>>>looks its radicals like you that cause unrest, and if you mean by
>>>>that utlization of an obscure political party to demean my sanity..
>>>>well....you did......
>>>Are you calling me a radical?  Just because I belong to
>>>the communist party, marched for free drugs, and spit on
>>>the queen for fun you misersable little shit.
>>>I think pointed sticks are great!  just the think to
>>>change the minds of reactionary twits like yourself!
>>>when the revolution comes
>>I'll take a dozen.
>Will you be having fries with those pointy sticks?
Nooooo!!  Not the dreaded point-ed sticks again!!!

>>>>>>>>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>>>>>>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>>>>>>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>>>>>>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>>>>>>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>>>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>>Jamus fnord How about the Navy, then? (in cream sauce)
>>>>>>Jester aka nope...they are all weenie poofy people.....
>>>>>E Jams nerak (from the a.f.m-p charter):
>>>>>	Rule 6: There is NO RU
>>>Rule 8: How to defend yourself against a man armed wit a banana.
>>>>>	Rule 7: NO POOFTAS!!!
>>>dave smurf my editors dying, my editors dying!
>>Ratboy aka Rule 9.
>dave smurf number 9...number 9...number 9...
Jamus <=== I *refuse* to participate in this thread any futher until
	Jester returns, so I can torment him some more!!!
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