HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Beer, me Mason!
Date: 25 Jan 1993 17:37:56 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
Distribution: alt
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HEY PHANTOM ARE YOU ANGRY BECAUSE YOU ARE A LEPER?

In article <1993Jan22.143235.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
|Well, you phrased it as well as Michele could, but... yes. [.............] A
|dumb one at that.
|
|--The Phantom

explains a lot.

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: <SNIFF>
Date: 21 Jan 93 05:55:56 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

(JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
>I'm taking a vacation now. So you guys, gals and italian hogs
>behave yerself. You'll miss me, but I'm back again next month.
>Don't despair. Hey, I'll maybe even drop the .sig. MAYBE!
  
JORN, I hope this vacation does you some good.  Reflect on the error
of your ways.  You used to be a nice guy, JORN.  Where did you go wrong? 

>(Andy: your threads will *always* have it attached)

JORN, I promise you if you do that I will escalate the conflict.
Hmmm.  Maybe a mailer daemon to mail your .sig back to you 10 times
every time it shows up? 

Have a nice JORNey, you nit-witted neanderthal.

-- Andy
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Sunbird a la 400ci)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Walsh
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:30:09 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1993Jan25.121516.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:

> alwalsh@unix1.tcd.ie (Andreas Walsh) writes:
>                               ^^^^^

>WHAHAHAHTTT? ANOTHER WALSH?!?! Shit! the end of alt.flame is 
>going to be a reality...

>        Michele

For once, sir, you maketh sense.
 -----------Visit the SOUNDING BOARD BBS 214-596-2915, a Wildcat! BBS--------
 ObQuotes:
 "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."
 "Ignorance and prejudice, and fear go hand-in-hand..."

    Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason)
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 20:19:43 GMT

exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Sunbird a la 400ci) writes:

>In article <katherim.727730769@sfu.ca> katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason) writes:

>>               H   Y   P   O   C   R   I   T   E
>>               1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9 

>>And I thought I was bad at aritmatic.

>Oops, thought of another one

>                             I T
>                               H
>                               I
>                               N
>                               G

>Your hand:

>H-Y-P-O-C-R-E

Only an idiotic scrabble player would EVER spell IT.  That's stupid.  Six
points maximum.  I would never play against someone who would spell it
so I'm afraid the oportunity just wouldn't arise.  Perhaps you enjoy
crushing people with no skill, but I prefer a challenge.


> -----------Visit the SOUNDING BOARD BBS 214-596-2915, a Wildcat! BBS--------
> ObQuotes:
> "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."
> "Ignorance and prejudice, and fear go hand-in-hand..."

>    Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
>    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins)
Subject: Re: a misunderstood apology
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:52:52 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.121138.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>In article <35787@olympus.wustl.edu>, moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi) writes:
>
>She told you are a moron. You see? 
>

Well, considering she just spent seven paragraphs explaining
why you are an asshole, I don't feel too bad that she has misunderstood
my posts and called them "pseudo serious."

It seems that you Italians have an intense dislike for what you call
"intellectualism".  Hope you have a fun life running from knowledge.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: bufalini again provides chuckles
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 15:07:49 GMT

> bufalini@cattycorner.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
> king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King) writes:
>>[lots of wasted drivel deleted]
>>
>>Gee willikers, is bsu going to replace psu as the dweeb capital of the net?
>
>It can't replace it, since P$U was never a net.dweeb.capital.  Better luck
>next time, Mr. King.

this coming from a dude with a rush quote in his sig? haw haw haw
much chuckles you provide, bufalini, your posts insult yourself so well
that it is almost pointless to remind all the newbies here what a widely
hated bandwidth wasting asswipe you are. haw ha haw
>
>-- 
>Bruce A Bufalini <bufalini@gis.psu.edu>
>"Blame is better to give than receive."  --  Neil Peart, 1980
>"Take it easy -- or any way you can." -- Brian "Launch Pad" Mansberry,
>                                                         among others.

ha, ha, ha a neil peart quote. that is so DEEP.
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Michele, pasta, pizza, and CHARLIE CHAPLIN!!
Date: 25 Jan 93 15:38:37 +0000
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnalf.fnal.gov

In article <35839@olympus.wustl.edu>, moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi) writes:
> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>>
>>Idiot. I have been *compared* to Charlie Chaplin.
> Yes, be proud, Mickey!

Yes, I am! And you will understand why...
> 
> FYI: the comparison is not for *your* similarity to Charlie Chaplin *the man*.
> but for the similarity of *Charlie Chaplin the actor* with *you in the real
> life*. It's plain, now, dumbass?

FYI: alt.flame is not *real*, what you know about me it 
is only the imagine that I give to you losers. Since this 
imagine is the only one that you know of me, since it is not 
the *real* one, since you compared this imagine with the imagine of 
Charlie Chaplin the actor, and not the man, I have to deduce 
that I am a good actor, as good as Charlie Chaplin!

I can tell you this is a *Wonderful Compliment*! 
(Jason, read & learn, again!).

> And it truly scares me that your humorism is involuntary... 

Sometime it is, sometime I think about that, darling...

> It could be
> an interesting alternative source of gain if only you could reproduce it
> on the fox channel, friday night ...

I thought about that. But I do it for hobby. And alt.flame is my 
stage. You're lucky, enjoy.
> 
> Moana.
> 
> PS: anyway it's nice to see you taking any of my statements as compliments...
>     ... the show must go on ....

It *was* a compliment, sugar, you know it ...
> 
> PPS: do you have some concern about my PPS?

YES! They are *ANNOYING*!

	Michele


PS	This is a PS

PPS	This is another PS, but it is called PPS

PPPS	This is too much, delete it!
From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Blinded by love; Jism and J S Graley
Date: 23 Jan 93 18:57:42 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1993Jan22.094514.6051@ericsson.se>, etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Jim) writes:

[Jim's ignorence to intelligent conversation and going off on a "I'm not new"
 cry deleted]

> Your a joke, Witty.  An insignificant and utterly useless waster with the
> mindset of a child.  Do the world a favour and drop dead, preferably as a
> result of being ravaged by herpes sores.

Hmmm? Why do you wish things like that upon me? Is it because you are currently
experiencing such diseases and shortcomings? Sure. You, mam, need to get a
life.
> 
> May your lymph nodes fail and your body rot in the festering bullshit you
> live in.

HA-HA! Again wishing me his present fate. Well, may your rectum rip from
you the next time you butt-fuck your brother. Homosexual inbred bastard.
> 
> Jim.

JEFF WITTY
ARMY R.O.T.C.
a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: The Dearly Departed Phantom
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 23:18:29 GMT

In article <C16vxv.LIs@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:

> Well, look what the cat has dragged in!
> Our little non-corporeal friend!
> We thought he departed,
> But now he has farted,
> And manifested himself once again!

Ah... Andy wishes to go back a ways. That's very uncharacteristic of you
Andrew. I remember you shaming someone for being tasteless. You undoubtedly
have asserted yourself in this field... Matter through Methane? Interesting...


--The Phantom
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Sunbird a la 400ci)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: How do I spell Fulbright? Let me count the ways while Witty
Summary: counts his 100 push-ups.
Date: 24 Jan 93 00:55:43 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <21596@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu> ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu writes:

>In article <1993Jan19.133421.13805@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>>I was a Fullbright Scholarship Award winner, that means ...

>Hmm, how do you spell Fulbright?

Looks about HalfBright to me :-)
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 "Ignorance and prejudice, and fear go hand-in-hand..."

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From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Graley's crap never stops
Date: 22 Jan 93 01:08:17 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <35614@olympus.wustl.edu> moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi) writes:
|Let's have a look to a recent post of the great master of laugh JS Graley.
|
| [out-of-context stuff deleted]

Moana, you are _so_ crap, all you seem able to do is repost my brilliant 
postings out of context.

Give up.

And get a life.

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: The right to rape.
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:38:40 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.112729.1@udphvx.cineca.it>, dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:

> Woman are nothing but sex-machines. Every man has the right 
> to fuck, it is a biological need. If a guy "rape" them HE IS 
> RIGHT! HE DID BECAUSE THOSE BITCHIES ARE ONLY LOOKING FOR 
> GUYS WITH MONEY, HANDSOME! And what about the poor ugly guys, 
> like you and Martin that can't fuck just because women don't 
> want them?!? There are not rapes on the world, it is only a 
> women invention. They are not the owner of their pussy, *we* 
> are. They have just to shut up and to wait to be fucked, and 
> to be HAPPY TO DO IT! 

Michele has lost it. Big time. Michele, you are a sick man.

> P.P.S.	I flame, so I am hot (opposite of cold). What about you?

Thanks Einstein, Par-Zero, did you take notes?

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: an6594@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Republican Losers
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.flame
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 23:51:18 GMT





Just want to say to all Republican-azis out there. Your all a bunch of
scumfuck faggot losers and I hope you have a miserable mouthful of Rush-
Orrin-Buchanan-Robertson-Reagan dick for the rest of you suck-ass lives.
Die Re-pukelick-ans, die.
     I hope you're all trampled to death by a "pro-life" stampede of southern
     Baptists pieces of shit...and their retarded children.
					      JFK 
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: Mark B.
Subject: re: Sadness
Organization: University of Toronto Chemistry Department
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 23:37:25 GMT


In article <1jpsduINN3e6@thyme.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phuar@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr T Moxey) writes:

<pharisaic twaddle deleted>

>3) Flaming or whatever it is, seems to consist of writing complete crap, and
>trying to be extra hard by using obscene language. 


Hey! I resemble that remark!



>	Tim (the Brit with the huge chip on his shoulder)


Mark B. :)
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 20:58:04 GMT
Subject: Re: Rush Myth #930
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame


Rush Myth #930: His Audience is Individualistic, Attractive and Diverse

        As I watched Limbaugh's television audience blow two "applause 'n' 
smile" cues I got a good laugh at the demographics as the camera panned across 
the audience, who were trying to sneak looks at the monitors to see if they 
could see themselves (in the fashion of drunk football fans at large arenas and 
religious fundamentalists at large churches).
        Male. White-bread.
        Goofy white-bread.
        Goofy glasses, goofy hair-cuts.
        Dateless men.
        Womenless men.
        Women who look like goofy white-bread men.
        Martin Hannigan
	Twitty aka "plumb near shot m'head off" 
	J o r n "scurvy bag" Halonen 
	Par (J o r n' s  brother)
	Liz the skinheadness
	Patrick Taylor aka "birdshit"
	Jim & Tammy Bakker
	Jimmy Swaggert
	Rush Limbaugh
	Ronald Reagan
	James Watt
	Rush Limbaugh
	Ollie North
	Rush Limbaugh
	--The Phantom
	Phyllis Schafly
	Jesse Helms
	Rush Limbaugh
	David Duke
	Patrick Buchanan
	Pat Robertson
	J o r n
	Martin Hannigan
	George Bush
	Dan Quayle
	Rush Limbaugh
	--The Phantom
        Twitty
	Martin Hannigan
	did I miss anyone?


Dan
----
who will watch more, now that Dan Quayle isn't available to the camera 
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins)
Subject: Re: THE WOMEN-MACHO FLAME IS STILL BURNING.
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 22:43:53 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.121344.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>In article <1993Jan22.041913.7183@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins) writes:
>> In article <1993Jan21.160616.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>> 
>> THE RESPONSE MICHELE WANTED IN ALT.FLAME:
>> 
>> "Hey, michele, I just wanted to post to you, man, and tell you that that was
>> some good bullshit you were spouting.  Yes sir!  When it comes to kicking
>> manure you sure are the man!  Keep it up!  We loooooove you! :)"
>
>FUCK YOU, MAN! OK, you guys wanted this! NOW I AM REALLY *ANGRY*.
>I STARTED WITH BULLSHIT

And now he's working his way down the compost heap.

>THE FACT THAT I WAS TOO MUCH *RUDE* WITH WOMEN. And I was 
>rude. So I thought that I was really going to hurt somebody 
>with my flames, in a *BAD* way.

Maybe you should start a new group: alt.flame.just.kidding

>
>I WILL PUT ON NET THE WORST RUDE, BRUTAL, DRIVELS ABOUT 
>WOMEN THAT YOU EVER SAW/READ ON YOUR LIFE. 

Wow!  GO right the Fuck ahead!  Try, pitiful little Itali-vermin, try!


I just started 
>that. And if I hurt somebody, it will be your fault.
>So that.

BBBBWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!  Oh, Michele, please stop
I feel _so_ guilty!  Don't hurt anyone!  We never do that in alt.flame.

>You can think the fuck that you want, I do not have any 
>problem. Deal with it, instead to cry about how much FIRE I 
>PUT ON THE NET, OK?!?!?

You and Liz should form an All Talk, No Action club.

>
>I know your game, guys. I want me to *admit* that what I 
>write about women is what I think. NO WAY, LOSERS!
NO.  We just want to constantly remind you that you are a fucked up, stupid,
insignificant, little cretin.

> 
>Here I gave a challenge to you guys. Just try to close me in 
>a way that I will admit it, IF YOU CAN!

Well, what if I came to your house with about five other people.  Tied your
into a chair and began to slowly peel off your skin until you admitted it.
Would you talk then?  No?  OH, WELL...Raisin-man you are then.

>
>Or, you are afraid to burn yourself?

ne things for sure, Michele`s made alt.flame more melodramatic than it
has been in years.

From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 22:32:15 GMT
Subject: Martin, J o r n  in San Francisco
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

San Francisco (AP)

The city's annual Gay Pride day parade started off without a hitch
this morning on Castro Street and weaved its way through the crowd
to end at Fisherman's warf.  Joyous throngs threw confetti and 
danced to the music of the Village People who sang atop a colorfully 
designed float depicting men in the act of sodomizing young boys.  

The Master of Ceremony, Martin Hannigan, dressed in a black-leather
biker's outfit with buns exposed, waved happily to the thousands of 
gay revelers, some whomed camped overnight for the best positions.

Martin was quoted as saying "Thith ith justh like Hollywoood!"
and merrilly twirled a pink-spangle encrusted baton in front of
the marching bands, some of which came from as many as 13 states
to join in the festivities.

Among others, were the Gay Bikers on Acid marching band, the 
Dikes on Bikes precision motorcycle stunt show, and of course,
the Man-Boy-Love-Association marching band.

The crowd however, was dissapointed upon learning that the 
Norwegian contingent of The International Gay Communists had
not been able to attend due to a bomb threat at Olso International
Airport.  J o r n  Halonen, who heads this group, was not available
for comment.



Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 18:53:51 GMT

In article <C1Kr08.C3I@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, smithmc@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Lost Boy) writes:

> Damn straight this guy's hetero. I heard from all the ladies he's fucked. 
> They all say he's hetero. They also say that his dick is so ugly and he
> smells so fucking horrible that they felt like they weren't paid enough to
> fuck him. They also say his dick's two inches long and couldn't even get in 
> the hole anyway because he can't get it up! If you all want to confirm this,

Whoa! Take it easy there slugger. What exactly is your fixation with his penis?
Do you really need to share this with all of us?
 
> GRAMMAR FLAME: Questions should end with a question mark, "?"
> SPELLING FLAME: "Porbably" should be written "probably."

Oh God, spelling flames. Use these in  a last resort ok newbbie? Flame the
content, not the superficial language.

> Lost Boy

Indeed.

--The Phantom
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Summary: Defending Katherine's Honor
Keywords: Once bitten, forever smitten.
Date: 26 Jan 93 05:21:35 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

(Mr J S Graley) writes:
>(Katherine Merle Mason) writes:
>|Tsk, tsk, tsk.  Freudian lesson #1:  one sees in others what one 
>|hides in oneself.
>|
>If you use simple logic, you will realise that if one sees in others what one
>hides in oneself, then one can never make observations about other people, and
>the entirity of psychology would be null. But I guess you didn't, did you?


You are describing "projection", a common ego-defense mechanism used 
to cope with stress.  It is a reaction in which we blame others for our 
mistakes and shortcomings, or attribute to others our own own unacceptable 
motivations.  You should be _quite_ familiar with it, Mr. Graley.

Since this is an _extremely_ basic concept in psychology, your statement 
"that if one sees...  [projects]  ...what one hides in oneself... then one
can never make observations about other people, and the entirity [sic] of 
psychology would be null"  is a non sequitur.


>But as your posting shows, women have no sense of logic.

In other words, you are *PROJECTING* your own illogical thinking into
my fiancee, Katherine.

I hated to do this to you, since you are showing great self-control by
posting in mixed case and haven't used a single "FUCK",  but I *did*
warn you about messing with my sweetie.

-- Andy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: Mich's world (was Re: The right to rape.)
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 05:54:07 GMT

In article <exuptr.742.0@exu.ericsson.se>, exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Sunbird a la 400ci) writes:
> Just think, there's more like him out there somewhere.

Well, since one-liners seems to be the 'thing' of the day: Just think: there's
a whole COUNTRY of them...

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: muchow@zebo.network.com (Jim Muchow)
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Organization: Network Systems Corporation
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 18:00:07 GMT

In article <--j3hzr@rpi.edu> keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
>liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>->rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) writes:
>->>liz@leibniz.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>->>>Nobody said you couldn't.  And if you think you have seen male-bashing,
>->>>you're sadly mistaken.  I have yet to throw the big punches.
>->>
>->>So, throw some, Liz.  
>
>->Why?  
>
>it was a rhetorical, liz. trish was making fun of you,
>as are so many others.

She's being coy. Now stop that teasing and ask Liz nicely. 

Please, Liz, please... pretty please with suguar on it, please flame the
hell out of someone, anyone, anything. 

JM - jez don' take ou' wun o' dem Big Punches, I shudders to think what
     one o' dem could do.
From: sperdomo@samson.hac.com (Sanin Perdomo)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: blow me
Date: 21 Jan 93 17:41:44 GMT
Reply-To: sperdomo@samson.hac.com
Organization: Hughes Training Incorporated, WCO

In article 21524@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu, ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu () writes:
> 
> You fucking idiot. You went and got yourself bored, huh?! Dickbreath. Asswipe.
> Why don't you go in the Marines, so you can be with others of your intellectual

Hey fuckface, don't put down the Marines!  You're just mad because they wouldn't let you in.  I believe you have both a pussy and a pindick (no balls of course), therefore, mutants are not allowed in.

> ability? or better yet, why don't you join ROTC, so you can cuddle up with
> your academic equal, Private Witty? 

You might have a point here. 

> Hugs,
(A pussy closing for a big pussy)

> Dan "dickbreath"

-cosmic




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