From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: and now those Jester's
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 12:47:51 GMT

djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) wields his pointy thingy:
>In article <DJOHNSON.92Oct14201313@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct13.172021.11324@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>.In article <1992Oct13.081016.622@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>.>(David A. Joiner) writes:
>>.>>(Jester) writes:
>>.>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jesse James ) holds up a train:
>>.>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Slimedog) liks:
>>.>>>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jockstrap) fits really tight:
>>.>>>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) spits in the face of danger:
>>.>>>>>>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) vomits extrudinous bbody parts:
>>.>>>>>>>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) leaps onto the tracks and snags the fair maiden just in time to pull her out of the way of the rapidly approaching super-bullet train:
>>.>>>>>>>}>}jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>.>>>>>>>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) beats his hairy chess bored:
>>.>>>>>>>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
>>.>>>>>>>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>.>>>>>>>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>.>>>>>>>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer!
>>.>>>>>>>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>.>>>>>>Eric Njorl. Yes, on toast.
>>.>>>>>No way...It can't be him....I thought I killed all the Norse.....
>>.>>>>Not Eric Njorl, son of Hrothgar, slayer of the Dragon at Gwent,
>>.>>>>who did ... UURGH! (thud)
>>.>>>don't get so close to the killer rabbit next time then....
>>.>>Right! Who let the killer rabbit out then?
>>.>>Do you have a license for that rodent?
>>.>Hey! I'm potty trained!!! I don't need no stinking liscence!
>>.Well then where is your certificate of
>>.potty-trainivity?
>>
>>Why you!  I *am* a certificate of potty-trainivity!  Sheesh, the youth
>>of today, can't tell the difference 'tween a certificate and a
>>non-certificate.  Kee-ripes.
>Ohhh, so you're a *NON-CERTIFICATE* of potty-trainivity ehh?
>Right, off you go then.

Oh, constable Clitoris, can't I just beat him about the head a bit?  Please
please pretty please???

>>.>>>>>>>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>.>>>>>>>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>.>>>>>>>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>.>>>>>>>}>this means war....
>>.>>>>>>>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>.>>>>>>>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>.>>>>>>>waterbaloons..
>>.>>>>>>What about point-ed sticks...
>>.>>>>>nope..especially not them....they can destroy all the ammo...
>>.>>>>(in politician's voice) We must do everything in our power
>>.>>>>to put an end to the "point-ed sticks race"! I propose unilateral
>>.>>>>point-ed stick dulling. Let this be the first step towards a new
>>.>>>>world order where people everywhere don't have to live in fear
>>.>>>>of point-ed sticks! Maybe future generations will no longer need
>>.>>>>waterballoons for their security, but until then let it be known
>>.>>>>that we are willing the take this major stride into the world
>>.>>>>of the future!! (I'm sorry, what was the question, again?)
>>.>>>looks its radicals like you that cause unrest, and if you mean by
>>.>>>that utlization of an obscure political party to demean my sanity..
>>.>>>well....you did......
>>.>>Are you calling me a radical?  Just because I belong to
>>.>>the communist party, marched for free drugs, and spit on
>>.>>the queen for fun you misersable little shit.
>>.>>I think pointed sticks are great!  just the think to
>>.>>change the minds of reactionary twits like yourself!
>>.>>when the revolution comes
>>.>I'll take a dozen.
>>.Will you be having fries with those pointy sticks?
>>
>>Yeah, and make sure you include ketchup.  The last serving
>>wench...er...Attendant I had didn't give me ketchup, and I..OOO...I..I
>>RIPPED HER THROAT OUT WITH A STEAL HOOK AND TIED HER FEET TO THE APPLE
>>TREE IN THE BACK NEXT TO THE GARBAGE BIN ON THE LEFT WITH THE LITTLE
>>POINTY THINGS THAT CAN POKE YOU AND THAT HURTS AND SHE BLEED ALL OVER
>>THE PETUNIAS!!!!
>I'm sorry, we're all out of catsup.

I've got cat soup if anyone's interested.  Ratboy ?

>>.>>>>>>>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>.>>>>>>>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>.>>>>>>>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>.>>>>>>>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>.>>>>>>>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>.>>>>>>>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>.>>>>>>Jamus fnord How about the Navy, then? (in cream sauce)
>>.>>>>>Jester aka nope...they are all weenie poofy people.....
>>.>>>>E Jams nerak (from the a.f.m-p charter):
>>.>>>>	Rule 6: There is NO RU
>>.>>Rule 8: How to defend yourself against a man armed wit a banana.
>>.>>>>	Rule 7: NO POOFTAS!!!
>>.>>dave smurf my editors dying, my editors dying!
>>.>Ratboy aka Rule 9.
>>.dave smurf number 9...number 9...number 9...
>>
>>Dan aka Stop it, that's really really aggravating!
>dave smurf number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9
>number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...
>number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...
Meetch aka It's people like you wot cause unrest.
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