From: samik@uta.fi (Sami K|ykk{)
Newsgroups: sfnet.harrastus.visailu,sfnet.harrastus.elokuvat
Subject: Elokuvavisa
Date: 1 Sep 92 12:36:33 GMT
Reply-To: samik@vehka.cs.uta.fi
Distribution: sfnet
Organization: University of Tampere, Finland


			E L O K U V A V I S A
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Kahlasin videokokoelmaani l{pi t{ss{ er{{n{ kauniina iltana ja
ajattelin pirist{{ muiden elokuvafanien syysiltoja elokuvavisalla.
Seuraavassa on 12 elokuvan ensimm{iset repliikit. Joukossa pit{isi
olla sek{ helppoja, ett{ hieman vaikeampiakin otteita...

Repliikeiss{ olevat roolinimet on sensuroitu ilmeisist{ syist{.  J{tin
kuitenkin nimien alkukirjaimet pieneksi helpotukseksi j{ljelle.
Repliikit on kirjoiteltu korvakuulolta, joten niiss{ on varmasti
virheit{, mutta sen ei pit{isi haitata menoa. Ja tarkoituksenahan on
siis tunnistaa elokuva.

S[[NN\T
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Vastausaika loppuu tiistaina 8.9. kello 15.00., jonka j{lkeen
julkistan oikeat vastaukset ja vastaajien pistem{{r{t.

L{het{ vastaukset (pelk{t numerot riitt{v{t, ei tarvitse toistaa
otteita) mailina osoitteeseen samik@vehka.cs.uta.fi. Mainitse
otsikossa elokuvavisa.


         [L[ POSTITA VASTAUKSIA T[LLE ALUEELLE !
         ---------------------------------------

Pistejako noudattelee net.standardia:
- Jokaisesta oikeasta elokuvasta +3 pistett{.
- Jokaisesta tunnistetusta puhujasta +1 piste. (Roolinimi, tai kuvaus
  puhujasta jos nimi ei tule elokuvassa esille) T{m{ ei koske kohtaa
  9. :-)
- Nopeimmalle vastaajalle (j{rjestys m{{r{ytyy siit{, koska maili
  saapuu minulle) +6 pistett{, seuraavalle +5, sitten +4 jne. 
- Joka kysymyksen hauskimmasta vastauksesta +1 bonuspiste, eli
  kannattaa vastata vaikka ei v{ltt{m{tt{ tied{k{{n. :-)

Tasapisteiden sattuessa ensiksi perilletullut maili voittaa.

PALKINNOT
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Voittajalle on tarjolla tavanomaisen maineen ja kunnian lis{ksi my|s
ObVoitto (oluttuoppi tai pullakahvit tavattaessa).

Ja seuraavassa sitten ne repliikit. Otteet ovat aakkosj{rjestyksess{
elokuvan englanninkielisen nimen mukaan.

1)-----------------
- How about a ride, mister?
- J____ !
  Oh man, you're a sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. 
- M____, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week!
- I haven't.

2)-----------------
- Next subject: K_____, L____. Engineer, waste disposal. File section:
  New employee, 6 days.

3)-----------------
- The world is full of complainers... but the fact is that nothing
  comes with a guarantee. I don't care if you're pope of Rome,
  president of United States, man of the year... something can always
  go wrong.

4)------------------
- Well... this is it.
...
- 7474505-B
- What wing?
- Maximum wing, block 9.

5)------------------
- Tell us about the early days, J____. How did it all begin? 
  Well, Terry, I was always in the music business but I was more
  on the sales side those days.

6)------------------
- Hi guys. Glad we got your message. You'll be intrestered to hear
  it was broadcast live all over earth. Prime time. Got good reviews
  in the press [SP?].
  The time lag in these messages is getting longer. We gather from
  10-year delay that you're approximately 18 parsecs away. Drop us 
  a line more often, OK?

7)------------------
- You don't like flying, do you?
- ??? <t{st{ en saanut selv{{ :-) >
- You wanna know the secret of surviving air traffic? After you get
  where you're going, take off your shoes and your socks and then
  walk around on the rug barefoot and make twists with your toes.

8)------------------
- Wake up, wake up, wake up, up you wake, up you wake, up you wake!
  This is Mr. S____ L____ D____, your voice of choise, the worlds
  only 12-hour strong man on the air. Here on We Love Radio 108 FM,
  the last on the dial but first on your heart.

9)------------------
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Morning.
- Morning.
- What's new?
- Not much.
- Morning.
- Morning, morning, morning.
- F____ was just asking what's new.
- Was he?
- Yeah.  Uh huh...
- Hey, look.  H____'s being eaten.
- Is he?
- Makes you think doesn't it?
- I mean... what's it all about?
- Beats me.

10)------------------
- J____ B____ was killed today, while helping The Plan. It is four 
  years since our departure from N___ and now world is changing.

11)------------------
- Mammy's going to the beauty parlor, darling. I'm leaving you with
  your favourite friend R____. He's going to take very, very good
  care of you, because if he doesn't, he's going back to the SCIENCE
  LAB!!

12)------------------
- Hey S____! Wait up! Got something for you.
  M____ tells me that you've been trying to fuck her in the toilet
  for last 10 minutes. 
- Oh man!
- Crazy fucking bad boy. Trying to fuck your girls mamma.

Hauskaa visailua!

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             Sami K|ykk{  -  samik@vehka.cs.uta.fi
                  If it's good, it will change.