HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: I saw cj at SIGGRAPH (not really)
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Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 05:24:40 GMT
Comments: Reality is a crutch!


Since cj mentioned SIGGRAPH a second time, let me say that I saw
someone who looked exactly like how I imagine cj at this years
convention, in Chicago.  (But if cj saw her, she would probably kill
me.)

And I didn't like Chicago all that much either (but I said that
before.)

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 5150 challenges talk.bizarre: Rictus Hep meets B1FF!!!!!111
Date: 17 Aug 1992 20:15:26 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu


Okay, so i'm a fucking newbie.  I'll pull rank anyways.

Your title is "Rictus Hep meets B1FF!!!!!!1111".  Please compose an adequate
article.

The winner will be determined by a 3personality panel chosen randomly among
the hundred-odd personalities currently inhabiting my cerebral cortex.

Prizes will include signatures by both Rictus Hep and B1FF!!!!!!! (shamelessly
forged, of course)

Hop to it.


5150
why did i do it?  i couldn't think of anything good to go with the title
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From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: THE DAN QUAYLE DICTIONARY
Organization: Funky Groovy Channel 27
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 03:21:37 GMT

Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska (osa@wilbur.unh.edu) wrote:

> Ie almoste madee thee samee poste.  Bute Ie thoughte bettere ofe ite. 

	Is it me, or is it getting Swedish in here?


--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
Bork bork bork!
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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Conversation
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 21:06:13 GMT

[From Christopher Williams, who gave me

JUICER
KITTY
CARASSOESQUE
BIPEDAL

which for some reason inspired a mostly pointless story entirely in dialogue.]


"Hi!"

"Hi, Shan!  We were beginning to wonder if you were coming at all."

"I know--sorry I'm late, but I have someone I wanted you all to meet, and she
wasn't ready on time.  Everybody, this is Kaarin-Anne Hansine."

"Just call me Kaarin."

"The guy standing by the juicer is Hildric."

"How do you do, Kaarin."

"Hi, Hildric.  What >is< that?"

"It's a kumquat.  I'm doing an experiment, to break in Demi's new juicer, to see
just how many different kinds of fruit we can get in here.  So far we've got
about seventeen.  Any ideas for more?"

"Well, let's see.  Pomegranates aren't really that juicy...how about a mango?"

"Got that."

"Hmmm...nectarines?  Papaya?"

"Papaya!  That's good.  Got any papayas, Demi?"

"In the fridge, behind the passionfruit."

"Anyway..."

"Sorry, Shan, carry on."

"The one with three kittens on her lap is Demi.  This is her house."

"Aw, they're so cute!  Do they have names yet?"

"Well, their mother was named Esque, so we're naming the kittens Carassoesque,
Picassoesque, and Daliesque.  And Hemingwayesque, that Brad's got."

"That's Brad with the other kitten.  He lives here as well.  Where's your
snake?"

"She doesn't like it when there's too many bipedal life forms around.  She can
handle cats and their kin, but most people she's a bit shy of."

"What kind of snake?"

"She's an anaconda.  She was born with two heads, but the other one was
surgically removed."

"Oh.  That must have been expensive."

"They got a government grant to do it.  They tried to graft the head onto
another snake but that wasn't as successful."

"And over there by the stereo is Milos Kuofogiannakis.  He's a Greek exchange
student, and a big fan of Squeeze, as you can tell.  He's staying here for the
summer while Tong, their other roommate, is away."

"Nice to meet you, Kaarin."

"I've always wanted to go to Greece, but never managed it."

"It's okay--it's so cold up here, in comparison."

"Better enjoy it while it lasts, Milos--this is summer."

"Uggh."

"Well, gang, what do you think?"

"She'll fit."

"Agreed."

"Yup."

"By all means."

"Okay.  What kind of mask do you want?"

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Squeeze:Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
From: 5405P@CC.NPS.NAVY.MIL ("Percy Bysshe Shelley")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Sonnet: Rictus Hep
Date: 13 Aug 92 19:12:02 GMT

'My name is Rictus Hep, king of talk.bizarre:
Look upon my posts, ye Newbies, and despair!'

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.music.they.might.be.giants,alt.fan.they.might.be.giants,alt.cult.they.might.be.giants,alt.I.see.a.great.need,alt.(.for.the.creation.of.these.groups.,.that.is.),alt.you.need.help.if.you.are.reading.these
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.music.they.might.be.giants,alt.fan.they.might.be.giants,alt.cult.they.might.be.giants,alt.I.see.a.great.need,alt.(.for.the.creation.of.these.groups.,.that.is.),alt.you.need.help.if.you.are.reading.these,soc.culture.german
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Organization: Springfield Elementary School
	<1992Aug18.173424.18662@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 04:57:21 GMT
Comments: Lower the age of puberty



schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
) It never
) ceases to amaze how much German looks like ROT13. 

Aaron Humphrey <aaron@space.ualberta.ca> writes:
} What is amazing is that "Fragen" rot13s to "Sentra".

Nysinra. Nysinra. Nysinra. Nysinra. Nysinra. Nysinra. Nysinra.


--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: politically correct scrap paper ...
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 14:42:19 GMT

... is pre-recycled

-- 
----\
-jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting,alt.religion.emacs
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 13:12:25 GMT

In article <l9dqqnINN935@sal-sun37.usc.edu> nobody@usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>In article <1992Aug23.002057.18836@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> bz820@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher M. Paulus) writes:
>>RDC@netcom.com - Where did you get your story about Elis which you posted on 
>>aug. 11?                                             ^^
>>Do you all beliee Elvis is aliiive, and what is the proof? In mind, he is 
>                ^^            ^^^                           ???????
>>dead... I am only 18, but I am going by what I was told about Elis in 1977.
>                  (!!)                                         ^^^^
>>Chriis
>>   ^^
>>I need proof!
>
>You need professional help.  And you need to fix your 'i' and 'v' keys.
>And you need to stop using vi and start using emacs.

You can't have ELviS without vi!
--scott
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: WITZBOLDE
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 23:43:20 GMT

In <1992Aug16.162007.1@vxdesy.desy.de> poser@vxdesy.desy.de
(Till Poser  -  ZEUS OFFLINE) psychoanalyzes Roger.

And gets it right.

Now I've seen everything.
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From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: 4 Words for a Story                     
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 14:32:26 +0000


Here are my four words for the story:

M-O-O-N
Melon
Wheels
Earwig



                    -------------------------------------
                    -  There is only one Wavey Davey    -
                    -                                   -
                    -      Ooh yeah, bang bang          -
                    -         Sex on Wheels             -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -       49% SON OF A BITCH          -
                    -        51% MOTHERFUCKER           -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -   M-O-O-N that spells Norman      -
                    -------------------------------------
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SSC
Date: 13 Aug 92 21:44:10 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

JOHN HEIM:
|I always get Aaron Humphrey and Rob Dobson mixed up.

Is that anything like that old commercial for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?

mr HEINOUS
watching Mary drink Cherry Milk Soda
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From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: i attempt suicide)))))))))))))))))
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 06:50:49 GMT



i try to EAT my GUITAR

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Help me hype up my job title.
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 20:38:23 GMT

In article <4689@gorn.echo.com> drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno) writes:
>rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) said: 
>-I received a form to update my undergraduate school's alumni directory.
>-I don't think they would take "El Supremo Commandante" as a job title.
>-
>-I do not want "assistant" in it.
>-I do want "MIS" or "Information Systems" to appear in it.
>
>Try "Administrator of Killing Systems" or "Administrator of Systems of
>Killing".  "Death Supervisor" would probably work fine too.

One of the other Lockheed employees on base has a T-shirt with a Lockheed
logo on the breast, and "I Make Evil Machines of Death" in large letters
on the front.  It definitely makes a statement.
--scott
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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: My 4 word assignment
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
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Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 17:38:10 GMT

As long as the salmon was female, I have no problems with the story.

Your next assignment(should you choose to accept it):

Basalt Brood Air Mirage
This time, all your characters must be male.  (Why not?)

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"There's too many clues in this room."  Gordon Lightfoot
Current Album--Bill Cosby:For Adults Only
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
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From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Looking for roomate
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 07:12:14 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.212237.4128@emr1.emr.ca> gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns) writes:
>
>	WOW!   Now *THAT* would be cosey Mr. Posey, as long as you weren't
>	too choosey about your flooseys, so all I can say is Wowsey!!!

this post is lousy!

m

i can't stand an unresolved rhyme
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
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From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: A BAD CASE OF RICTUS HEP
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 14:34:30 GMT

vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:

] 
] Is there any known cure?
] 

and my i-can't-help-myself-alternate-ending:

the distillery sends its apologies and a replacement order.


BoB
teCh
getting pretty bad at this

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Subject: Re: short, shameless confession
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 03:09:41 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Keywords: beets ivy league

In article <1992Aug11.190441.10431@ncar.ucar.edu> john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison) writes:
>I like Harvard style beets.
>
>But I hate regular beets.
>
>Maybe I'm just addicted to the sauce.

I like MIT beets.  It is a much more exacting recipe.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
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From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: is this a mid-life crisis?
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 02:13:24 GMT

In article <oqme0g8@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
*Am I having a mid-life crisis?  Aren't I too young for that?
*(I'm 26.)  Aren't middle-aged men the only ones who get to 
*have mid-life crises?

It means you're going to die at age 52.  I'd offer to go to your funeral,
but I'm going to die when I'm 44.  Sorry.


Mark "The closest to angst you'll get from me" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ddl683@csc.albany.edu (Dreaming)
Subject: _______ attempts suicide (Re: rpwhite attempts suicide (Was: Re: Ron Echeverri attempts suicide (Was: Re: Rictus Hep attempts suicide)))
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Hall of Holy Holdsworth, Albany, NY
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 19:44:30 GMT

In article <5879@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil>, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil
(rpwhite) wrote:
> 
> Ron Echeverri writes:
> 
> >I point the gun at my head and pull the trigger, but I miss and end up shooting
> >myself in the foot.
> 
> I swallow a bunch of sleeping pills and wash them down with cheap
> Scotch, but I miscalculate the dosage and merely end up having a good
> time.

I attempt to run Coral Draw under Windows on an XT.

--
love is a promise, love is a souvenir
ddl683@csc.albany.edu
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: MORMON HANDBOOK ON MASTURBATION
Keywords: beat off, spew, jism
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 17:43:01 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.172218.18395@udel.edu> bower@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Tyson Bower) writes:
>So what do we do after we've managed to fill in a whole page?  Do we
>take it to McDonalds and win a free shake?  Or must it be mailed in
>somewhere?

Bring it to your girlfriend and you get one free.
--scott
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From: tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli)
Subject: Re: Campaign Buttons 92
Organization: Mentor Graphics -- IC Group
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 20:18:10 GMT

Those weren't as scary as:

/----------\
|  Quayle  |
|    in    |
|   '93'   |
\----------/

Tom
-- 
Tom Limoncelli -- tal@warren.mentorg.com (work) -- tal@plts.uucp (play)
"Oh! I thought it was one of those useless demos of everything that
    a GUI builder could do." -Anonymous person watching demo of
         Solaris 2.0's graphical tool for managing NIS+
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From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: just one line, thank you
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 92 10:26:39 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex


intelligent people do stupid things.

now shut up.


chaos

and the proof is depressing
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From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Subject: Re: period comma exclamation point
Organization: Computing Something Division
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 19:57:26 GMT

In article <1992Aug15.192824.15396@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>In article <1992Aug12.073023.24097@tamsun.tamu.edu> sean@stat.tamu.edu (Sean Barrett) writes:
>>By the way--I was taught that a dash is represented on a
>>typewriter with two successive hyphens and no space on
>>either side.  Was I taught wrong?
[obligatory Come Here, Little Boy, and I'll Teach You Right deleted for space.]

>As an
>aside, you should realize the uses for the three different dash lengths.
>The shortest is to indicate a break in a word (either when seperating it
[hyphen.]
>by syllables, breaking at the end of the line of text, or for some other
>reason).  The middle length should be used to join text which is not
[en dash]
>normally joined (i.e. that-which-is-not).  The longest is used to make
>a break between phrases or clauses, either to create a parenthetical
[em dash]
>phrase, or some other grammatical reason i don't feel like looking up
>right now.

>That lesson was for free.  If you subscribe now, you can get a discount
>on Lesson Two:  Why You Should Double-Space After Periods When Typing But
>Not When Typesetting.

because your charming-yet-antiquated typesetter puts them in for free, and
would someone tell the goddamned arts editor this?


-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Dancing with Mack part II
Distribution: world
Date: 19 Aug 92 23:44:31 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

So I'm crossing the street ready to enter into New York City's most popular
Olympic Event called, "The Pedestrian Toss".  Here's how it works, you take
your place at a fairly large intersection. You take off at a slow trot.
"How do you know when to start?", you ask? Simple! You wait till you have
the "Walk" sign of course and then you get moving.

Then your teammate (the truck driver) puts on his blindfold, pulls down
his oily, lice infested, never washed, sweat soaked, permanantly filth
encrusted peaked baseball cap reading, "Truck drivers do it with Kinkajous"
over his head and gives a big ole whoop that loosely translates to, "I am the
a product of two cousins doing the nasty" and guns it.

Now if you are a pro, the truck catches you square in the side and lofts 
you, (and remember to improve your score keep your legs kicking to get 
better lift) straight into the arms of an authentic stinky N.Y. vagrant!
(cue applauds)

He then takes off running with you slung over his shoulder while simultaneously
relieving you of all: jewelry, money, housekeys, underwear, dental floss,
ear wax and body moisture.

The end of the event occurs when he slam dunks you down an open man-hole.

Now, NONE of this shit happened to ME. Oh no, I just landed on my fucking
head in the intersection right in the middle of fucking on-coming traffic!

I mean, damn, the ambulance that picked me up also ran over my ass!

God I love N.Y.

		Love, stitches and concrete kisses. 
--

"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
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From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Letter to rdc@netcom.com (R* D* C*)
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 15:25:45 GMT

I am most impressed with your latest incarnation. How *do* you come up with
them?

>____________________________________________________________
>___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
>Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.

LOSER. PV

-- 
Paul Vader              | "I said to them there's another one that the
pv@gagme.chi.il.us      |  Nitty Ditty Nitty Gritty Great Bird does, and
Systems Analyst, lurker |  says if you want to see a rainbow, you've got to
and ex-Zen poet         |  stand a little rain" --Spy, #560 (On Halcion)
------------------------+----------------------------------------------------
Well, somebody had to do it. Time to try out that "filter" program...
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the record's stuck
Date: 22 Aug 92 01:00:21 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

best wishes for a speedy recovery.
best wishes for a speedy recovery.
b-b-b-b-b.
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 21 Aug 1992 14:44:30 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu


[stats about homicides and smoking deaths in philadelphia most generously
provided by the man from xanth]

What about smokers who are victims to homicide?
What if they were going to die from heart disease the next day anyways?


5150
why am i doing this?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: how i can tell if i'm dreaming
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 03:29:29 GMT

In <MJD.92Aug12112327@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Tar") writes:
>Then I woke up.

Warning:  the first person posting a followup containing the words
"and the sheets were wet" gets...

uh oh.
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep attempts suicide
Date: 16 Aug 92 14:44:38 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <5854@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Ron Echeverri writes:
>

>It's not a bizarre coincidence Ron. It's just that we are soulmates.
>
>rp -- upcoming subject "Ron Echeverri attempts suicide".


for a good time

Email rkou@nunki.usc.edu

Tell em rone@nunki.usc.edu  sent ya

-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: As heard on the Dr. Joy Brown Show
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 16:12:44 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.154352.20575@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>"Last week I asked my wife to take a polygraph test for fidelity."
>          - caller identified as 'Nick'

I hope she passed the swept sines test for intermodulation distortion.
--scott
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From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: rictus hep; alive and well
Summary: death, a good thing indeed for most.
Keywords: hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
Reply-To: green eyed monsters
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 00:09:13 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

	COGNITO ERGO POTATO

				i hide therefore i yam.


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	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 15 Aug 92 14:01:34 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <qcagPB3w165w@mantis.co.uk>, mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:

> 
> Besides, what *is* a moderate amount of smoking if every cigarette chops
> about five minutes off of your life?
> 
> 
> mathew

How much do you smoke, CJ?

Jason
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