From: Gleeep@cup.portal.com (Dave - Silon)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.advocacy
Subject: Re: Heh heh (was Re: Huh? (was Re: Hah! (was Re: Huh?)))
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 10:10:33 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

>Dan, the Powers that Are BLAZEMONGER Inc., and I will cleave 
>your black heart from your busom...
 
   Uh oh, here comes the brigade of ectoplasmic, lip-smacking 
   pansies with cheap wooden spoons, stale crouton slingshots and
   glorified linked-list generators.  Watch out!  Major 
   CLEAVAGE about to take place!  Everyone hide their bosom! 
   (if they know how to spell it...)  Here let me help you, 
   scone-for-brains: CAT, C-A-T; INEPT, I-N-E-P-T; BOSOM,
   T-I-T-S, IMBECILE, G-R-E-G-O-R-Y.
 
>They bought you a paper bag to wear over your head for the
>second, of course.  Of course, that didn't last.  That burned 
>away like dry grass in a brushfire.
 
   ...and as long as we're on the subject, Dr. Missing Brainstem,
   'brush fire' is two words, but I can understand your confusion,
   since you are able to run kebab skewers from ear to ear without
   any noticeable impairment AND use your head as a bongo in
   grasshopper sacrifice rituals.  Of course.	
 
>...you must have been born 8 months premature.
	
   Ho hum.  Shall we move on to the usage of adverbs?  No. I wouldn't
   want to spoil the fun you will have when you fail 2nd Grade English.
   Wait! I know!  Why don't you forget about English and get 
   TRUSSY'S GHOST to give you an unwashed, orange velcro jumpsuit.  
   Then you could become an official member of the blazemongrel customer 
   service dept. and smell like one too!  You are already doing quite 
   nicely in the mange development area, and your other skills, or the 
   lack thereof, would seem to indicate that you are the perfect
   candidate.  I'm sure that TRUSSY BOO BOO would be thrilled to add you 
   to his gutless legion of semi-cerebral whoresons.  I can see the
   headlines now:
 
        "Amoeba Fear-Stricken - TRUSSY and BLOCKHEAD On Rampage."
 
>Nice try, Gleeep, you middle-aged sack of mouldy, decayed afterbirth.
 
   Ah! Now here's something telling.  Another escapee of the Fleet St.
   home for missing genetic material.  The phrase "mind the gap" must
   refer to your intellect.
>I'm sure you would have been something fun to tape to the
>walls of the school with duct tape.
 
   ...and yet another clue about your childhood -
   The squirrels and hamsters must miss you.
 
>You're probably a spineless invertebrate with a small ganglia and 
>a distributed nervous system.
 
   You're going to have to do better than that if you expect me
   to stay awake while reading your snoozemonger groupie drivel
   and annelid accusations, you detritus-sucking Turbellarian.  
   Let me know when you reach the pseudocoelomate level of 
   evolution - I will throw a surprise party in your honor and 
   invite your wiggly, nematode pals.
 
>I'll bet there's a big blank mark on your driver's license.
 
   Yes.  I am a safe driver.
 
>I advise you succumb to the wills of Dan...
 
   Actually, I don't know if he has left me anything yet - I am 
   still waiting to hear from the lawyer.
 
>...he hasn't been in shock therapy for the last twelve years,
>unlike you.
 
   I think you're wrong about this.  He WAS in shock therapy
   for MUCH longer than I was.  I happen to know.  Also, you should
   really stay out of things that are none of your business.
   Otherwise, TRUSSY IN THE AFTERLIFE may come back and agree
   with me on something.  
 
>You're probably the one thing the Borg wouldn't want to
>assimilate, you know.
 
   I suggest that you stop watching so much TV - you're leaving
   slime trails on the glass and the radiation has obviously
   damaged your 'brain' cell.
 
- Gleeep
 
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