From: moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: disclaimer
Date: 21 Jan 93 20:45:55 GMT
Organization: Washington University,  St Louis MO

Some *Brit* jerks off:

>Why do women hate facing facts?
> 
>Michele decides to broaden our education with his assessment of male/female
>relationships and offers a few points for discussion in open forum.
>Next, the silo doors fly open and Moana hits the tit. Next thing we
>know, the 4-minute warning goes off and Moana nukes the shit out of
>alt.flame.
> 
>What happened to reasoned discussion and arguement Moana? Or is this
>something unique to men?
> 
>Dave

My dear Brit-face. It's not my fault if the system is not working in those
days, and I cannot be in time for every reply.

Anyway I have a couple of points, beside the network problems:

1) Michele's points of discussion are pathetic, as almost everybody (except
   the Brits) have recognized. Yes, I'd *love* to reduce Michele's *facts*
   in pieces, one to one, but it seems that he's doing this job all alone...
   Anyway save some point for my return, my dear Michele.

2) After the recent critiques to my flaming techniques (live and learn :)
   I'm seriously considering adopting the flaming style of your Brit
   friend JS Graley, hottest brain of dear old England. For this purpose
   I'm taking a break and having a detailed study of the slenglish 
   dictionary, and I'm giving particular importance to the letter F (like 
   Fuck-you, Fertilized Fag). I hope the ~GREAT NAME will provide an inline
   translation service once I come back.

3) I'm taking some time to try to understand the deep reasons of why
   brits are so dumbass and clueless. It's true, they have the royal
   family members that are stating some of the most important statements 
   of the whole century (Prince Charles, a couple of days ago: "I won't 
   make love anymore in order to have back the faith of my people");
   they have famous soccer traditions (anyway, from what is happening
   nowadays, this is a sad thread and I'm not an expert to comment 
   the actual importance and weight of english soccer in the world); 
   They are the mother of the english language that I constantly rape
   every day (although sometimes I'm proud of my english - as a third
   language - looking at the postings - as a first language - of the 
   ~GREAT NAME and Kebbin Washer).
   ... and I'm seriously angry with an italian friend of mine, here in 
   St. Louis, that came yesterday night with an *ultimate solution*
   for the problem of the 'Brits' ...

4) There is nothing *unique* to men. There is something unique to *some*
   men [you seem to be included in this group], and it's the hardness
   property of their brain. 
   ... And we were taught that diamond is the hardest material in the 
   world ...

   
See you soon on the net (once my site starts to work again).

Cheers. Moana.

PS: Who did recently say that we had to thank *him* for the perfect
    behaviour of the net?? It was Trouser Jr, I guess??
    Yes, Dan, perfect ... perfect like your rotten neural conections!

PPS: Ah, I was forgetting the ultimate solution for the 'Brit' problem:
    "sink (500 ft is enough) the whole England for one hour, and then
     sink it again the next day for another hour...
     ... so you take care of all the relatives coming back for the 
     funerals...
     [NO FLAME HERE, please. I've already flamed my friend for defending
      the brits!!]
      
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