HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sexual Consent form #314159 (Crossposted from hell)
Date: Wed,  2 Sep 92 00:40:22 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

welcome to the nineties.
now Fuck Off [tm]
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| lord snooty @the giant |  I've Got Your Machette RIGHT HERE              |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  FEMINIST/DYKE JOKES WANTED
Distribution: world
Date: 28 Aug 92 18:46:31 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Aug28.075718.9555@cc.uow.edu.au> g8231233@cc.uow.edu.au (Andrew Warner) writes:

>Can one in fairness then restrain other people's expression, 
however abhorrent we may find it.

You're right Andrew, thus I vote for no restraint! I vote for the aluminum
bat!!!WHOOOO, WHOOO!!!

--
"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lucy@sfu.ca (Lucy Chan)
Subject: real world meets net world
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, BC, Canada
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 22:00:04 GMT

If you've heard about the prof from Concordia University (Montreal) who
killed a couple of people and wounded several others yesterday, you might
be interested in reading some messages he wrote that were posted to
sci.research.careers recently (thread = "Fraud and extortion at Concordia
University (Canada)").

Lucy_Chan@sfu.ca
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (ce)
Subject: Houses of the Holy Cow 3-D
Organization: Deutsches Klimarechenzentrum GmbH, Hamburg
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 11:04:03 GMT



DUHDUHDUH DUM DUHDUHDUH DUM DUHDUHDUH DUM

DADADA DADADA DAADAADAAAAAAA

DUHDUHDUH DUM DUHDUHDUH DUM DUHDUHDUH DUM

DADADA DADADA DAADAADAAAAAAA                

DUHDUHDUH DUM DUHDUHDUH DUM DUHDUHDUH DUM

DADADA DADADA DAADAADAAAAAAA

Baybeeeeeeeee....ah..ah...ah...ah..Oooooooh yeah!

This Led Zeppelin Moment has been brought to you by, SqueezeMy Lemonade...

So good, You'll feel the juice run down your leg!                   

"ZZZZzzzzzzzzUrrrrpppUrrrrppp----------------" - John 'Bonzo' Bonham
From: hoconnel@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Heath O'Connell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Incidentals
Date: 3 Sep 92 00:42:16 GMT


	And on the subject of real life being accompanied by theme music and
laugh tracks, etc., I wish every time you took a plane trip a red line
charting your progress would superimpose itself on a map of the region (with
the appropriate music, of course).



--

			    Heath O'Connell
		hoconnel@adelphi.physics.adelaide.edu.au
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie,alt.fan.letterman
From: csquared@nyx.cs.du.edu (C Squared)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 14:19:19 GMT

In article <n0ln-nf.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
>
>
>I CREATE ALT.FLAME.MARSHAL.PERLMAN.WEENIE FOR DE
>PROLOTARIET AGAINST THE BOUGEROISEE SCUM PIGS.
>
>FUCK DE BOUGEROISEE
>
Cool.
now rmgroup it

C Squared

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Safe, legal rape
Keywords: not sarcasm, not no more
Organization: finchhaus
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 22:14:57 GMT

In article <Bu0EMI.KpC@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>gypsy writes:
>
>>ata boy writes:
>
>>>It is time for men to stand up and fight for their basic right to
>>>chose to rape.
>
>>the same.  i only wish i could be there to watch
>>you wither away to nothingness, to see the wisp of
>
>Ferchrisake, lighten up already.  Check the goddam keywords.

While the keyword was 'sarcasm', the closing line of the post was:
>It worked for the pro-abortionists
which moved it from carassoesque satire to a political statement.
Even if the post was intended to only be a bad-taste joke, ata boy
would have to try a hell of a lot harder than write a pro-rape post
if he's going to be seen as anything other than a misogynistic shit
with a grasp of the english language.  He's posted too often with
a neanderthal's agenda as his thesaurus.

AjD
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,alt.cascade
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: Re: toast
Followup-To: alt.newbie,alt.cascade
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 20:43:43 GMT

>>>>)>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>>>>)>>>>>>>>Currency.
>>>>)>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>>>>)>>>>>>Coxswain.
>>>>)>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>>>>)>>>>Circadian Rythym
>>>>)>>>Camelopardis.
>>>>)>>Cadaverine.
>>>>)>Cahiers du Cinema.
>>>>)Cacoethes Scribendi.
>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>>>Minimal Inanity.
>>Trivial Inadequacy.
>Awesome Stupidity.
Silent Lucidity
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: mike a's Top 10 Rejected Hurricane Names
Date: 26 Aug 92 20:39:36 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University



1.  Skip
2.  Al Roker
3.  Hurricane Andrew-Mellencamp
4.  Typhoon Stacey Koon
5.  Hurricane Hillary
6.  Fergie's Topless Twister
7.  Ernest Hemingway's Tropical Depression
8.  Winnie The Pooh and the Category 5 Blustery Day
9.  Something with the name "Trump" on it.

and the number one rejected hurricane name....

1.  Monsoon Yi Previn
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                        "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Whatever it takes
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date:  2 SEP 92 15:34:33    

News item:

A seventy year old man was sent to prison last week for having sex 
with teen age girls whom he met at a toga party.
                                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Who says Wisconsinites aren't hip.

JGH
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Great Expectations
Date: 1 Sep 92 22:38:01 GMT

I work in a weather forecasting programmers' sweat shop.

Among a hundred or so programmers who think FORTRAN is the latest
thing, but are much more comfortable in assembly language.

In this same shop is one of those famous government sinkholes for
money, a project called TESS (stands for --- who the hell cares?),
built on failure prone "low bidder" hardware, a non-standard, not even
K&R compliant C compiler, a debugger that not only fails to debug, that
not only crashes your system, but also trashes the hard drive, ... you
get the idea.

Sometime in the past, some people who just got out of their
Introduction to Programming 101 -- The C Programming Language class
wrote a bunch of TESS code in C.

Very bad C.

Horrible C.

The kind of code you write when you first discover pointers, and want
to show off to your friends.

Code with 20% or more of the pointer declarations and usages wrong.

But in the faithful, blind hound manner of C code, code that "almost
works", that does just enough right to convince the current maintainers
that just a few more tweaks will fix the code.

So, based on a mistake I made early on when I arrived of admitting to
several years of C programming, I've suddenly become a consultant to
people doing a project where clearance-less me is not even welcome.

So desperate are they that they drag huge books of printouts to my
office.

This older, twice retired FORTRAN programmer brought me some code that
was written by a bunch of reserves doing their two weeks active duty.
>From the look of it, they had gone active in mid-semester of I.T.P.
101.  We've been unsnarling misdeclarations of the main data set at
the main routine level that permeate the rest of the code, and now a
few _more_ things work.

So he told a friend, who told a friend, who came to see me.

"I understand you're some kind of a C guru."

<Ye, gods!>

"I need to know what the difference is between just declaring an array
and malloc()ing it, if the array size is known at compile time."

<Why the hell do I care?>

"See, this program worked on Friday, but it failed on Monday, with no
changes; they even froze the disk so I'd have the same data to work
with..."

<Magic and popsicle bits, what next?>

"What it does is draw a data set, maybe a map, if the data is big enough,
maybe of the whole US..."

<I'm getting very, very bored here.>

"So I thought maybe it was a memory problem, and when I changed from
declaring the arrays explicitly to malloc()ing them, I got _two_ copies
of the map on the screen, one above the other..."

<Wow!  A freebie on government time!  Mark the calendar!>

"What should I do to fix my code?"

<Anybody need a slightly-the-worse-for-wear chronologically disadvantaged
programmer-in-five-dozen-languages? Graphics a specialty.>


Kent, the man from xanth.
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: Graceland and Elvis Sightings
Organization: Funky Groovy Channel 27
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 19:13:20 GMT

Maureen Furniss (furniss@aludra.usc.edu) wrote:

> - who among the readers/sighters has been to The King's home?

	Been there.

> - did your sighting(s) occur before or after the visitation?

	Haven't done that.


	But if anyone else ever gets to Memphis, go to the Memories of
Elvis souvenir store (1-800-44-ELVIS).  Ask for Sharon Smith.  Tell her
all her USENIX '90 goober friends (the ones that bought about fifteen
Elvis Tour '88-89 T-shirts) say hi.


--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"Lee, when you kill a president, it isn't murder. Murder is a tawdry little
 crime.... shopkeepers get murdered. But when a president kets killed, when
 Julius Caesar got killed -- he was *assassinated*.   --Booth, from "Assassins"
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: WAR CHANT
Date: 26 Aug 92 21:29:36 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!

ata boy
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27553 misc.test:10124
From: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu (Brennan "CrayDeath" O'Keefe)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Subject: Re: new game show: is this a mid-life crisis?
Date: 27 Aug 92 03:21:50 GMT
Organization: Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite who is not Kibo) writes:

>Oh boy!
>A Wisconsin-Illinois dick size war.
>What cab we expect next?
>Kansas-Missouri? Iowa-Nebraska?

Just for the record, Alabama-Mississippi has been done, and not even on the
net.  An Alabama gubernatorial candidate once based his campaign that, if he
were NOT elected, Alabama would fall from 49th to 50th in all state rankings in
which you don't want to be ranked 50th, displacing Mississippi.

No idea who won that one.
-- 
CrayDeath                     | Ain't much I'm askin', if you want the truth;
mka Brennan M. O'Keefe        | Here's to the future for the dreams of youth! 
internet: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu |   -- Queen, "I Want It All"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: STOOPID SIGS (redundant, i know)
Followup-To: alt.config
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 12:47:32 GMT


I always though the dumbest .sigs were the ones which listed the persons
favorite sports teams. You know, like, "Go Hoos, Huskies, Sabres, and
Fellaters! National Champs 1883!!"

But now I have found one thats even dumber:
>
> +------------------------+--------------------------------------------+
> | Jonathan B. Horen      | I have three principles:                   |
> | SysAdmin/TechWriter    |   NO to 2 million Palestinian citizens!    |
> | email: j.horen@rs.com  |   NO to a Palestinian state!               |
> | Tel:   (415) 856-8000  |   NO to a withdrawal to '67!               |
> |                        |            -- Yitzhak Rabin, Israeli PM    |
> +------------------------+--------------------------------------------+

SWEET! Im not racist, but NO to 2 million Palestinians being awarded basic
human rights! Im not a war monger, but NO to obeying UN resolutions!

where do they find these people?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Advertising
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 13:15:08 GMT


SODOMY---its not just for breakfast anymore.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: RE: Libra Libre
Date: 24 Aug 92 19:15:31 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes
>At the last Tower Books parking lot sale, I bought over 10 pounds of
>self-help, astrology, occult, crystal, color-power books.

>Is this shameful? ....

I think the most shameful part was weighing the books
after he bought them.

BENth



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: what i saw
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 09:34:44 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex
Keywords: gooley dream analysis


friday morning i dreamt i met markian gooley.
	[i know it had to be 
	 morning because i 
	 can't fall asleep 
	 until 4 or 5 am...] 

he walked with a shuffle, and his hair was dark
and slick and cut very raggedly.  he was obese.
his clothes were soiled, he hadn't bathed, but
somehow he had shaved.  he was repulsive to the eye.

but when he spoke his voice was clear, calm, collected.
precise.  and in this lovely low register he was
inquiring, "i am quite repulsive, aren't i?"

i looked him in the eye and frowned.  (and in my broken
old english i replied) "methinks thou doest 
protesteth too much."


chaos

and cj's dream was the same night?  hmm.  don't ask me...
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I've committed mopery
Date: 1 Sep 92 23:01:43 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

I looked it up but, as I suspected, it's not in the dictionary.  $5 to 
the first person (after me) to admit that they know what 'mopery' is.

JGH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: pez
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 92 02:26:46 GMT

<LXS117@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>pez pez pez pez pez
>pez pez pez pez pez
>pez pez pez pez pez
>pez pez pez pez pez

Pez Off.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: Context (YUCK! YUCK!)
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 21:15:07 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

INTRODUCING THE DAN QUAYLE EMACS MACRO!
ADD IT TO YOUR .emacs FILE!

begin 600 dot-emacs
M*&9S970@)W%U87EL90H@("`B&SP3<W5B:F5C=#H%("A954-+(2!954-+(2D!
M$VEN(&%R=&EC;&4!`!,^!A<;/@I(05<@2$%7($A!5PI)($=%5"!)5"%`(PH*
M1$%.(%%505E,12!#04Y4(%-014Q,(2%`(4!`"@I)($=%5"!)5"`A(4`A0$`A
M"@I(05<@2$%7($I54U0@3$E+12!03U1!5$]%(4`A(R!(05<A($D@1T54($E4
M+@H;/!-W<FET97,Z`AMB$B@&`!,I`AMW&SX-64]5(!D@05)%($$@1E5#2TE.
M1R!,3U-%4B$@1$E%(2!$244A($1)12$!``X;>'5P(']P?V-A<V4@<B`-&SPB
"*0I,
`
end





HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.ai
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Relief
Date: 29 Aug 92 17:35:22 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Scott Dorsey writes:

>For those of you who are fairly new, I went to Georgia Tech.  It's okay,
>though, the scars are almost healed.
>--scott

Damn! And all this time I thought you went to UH.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: Another flame from greg
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 15:44:17 GMT


Gregory Nowak:

>   A tip from someone who's had some experience at it:
>
>   If you want to fuck with Marky, you have to be able to GET IT UP first.
>
>
>   Go practice in the broom closet until you can.

another thing that cracks me up about lippert: people who feel
the need to defend him 'cause he obviously needs the help.

I've heard you were really good at the flaming thing, greg.  I must
say I am dissapointed....

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:38:05 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <7401@skye.ed.ac.uk>, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> 
> #  The production of FERTILE offspring the the critical factor in deciding
> #  if two animals are of the same species. 
> 
> 
> We can therefore defer a decision on the undecided question of whether
> my ex-wife is of the same species as myself until I have a grandchild. 
> 
> -- Ken "evidence in the dispute" Johnson
> 
> 
> p.s.  This is the first time I have mentioned my children in an article
> since whoever-it-was complained that while she was fucking me I did
> nothing but talk about my daughter.  Please, whoever you are, come round
> to my place some time tonight and it'll be better this time. 
> 

I'm sorry, Ken, but you'll have to do better than that if you want
to convince anyone that you've ever had sex.  We still think you're
a 30-year-old virgin.  As I said, sorry, but, you know ...


Jason

> 
> -- 
> //// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
> ////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
> ////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
> ////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Meaning of Life: $10
Date: 29 Aug 92 00:06:08 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

I have discovered the meaning of life.  For $10 I'll tell you what it 
is.  (Act now and I'll also tell you whether God exists for only $5 
more.)

JGH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: THE DAN QUAYLE DICTIONARY
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 05:09:27 GMT


In a previous article, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
>ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz) writes:
>>No, no, no.  "The Dan Quayle Memoreal Librarie"
>It's this sort of thought and originality that is the very soul
>of talk.bizarre.  Keep up the good work.

 schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu -- anagrams (@=a)
************************************** 
  1.  Such sciatic fun, Zed!
  2.  Che, in fascist cudzu.
  3.  A.C. fuse is zinc, Dutch.
  4.  U finch-sized cactus!
  5.  Cat fed us zucchinis!!
**************************************
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: real life 4
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 20:32:11 GMT

it's getting to the point where i can  detect the annoyance level
of my spouse in relation to the music i'm playing without asking her.

both frank zappa (you can't do that on stage anymore) and devo (total devo)
became annoying after a particular song repeated a lyric or musicl 
phrase 4 or more times in one song.

so now i know i want to hear they might be giants, but i gotta go do the
show.  

BoB
teCh
not enough time in the day
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Goto's Japanese School
Keywords: info wanted
Date: 3 Sep 92 00:50:56 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN SOC.CULTURE.JAPAN akuma@netcom.com (Steven E Barnes) writes:
)
)I came across Goto's Japanese School in Palo Alto.  Does
)anybody know anything about it?  In particular, I need
)to know what level their "Advanced" course is.
)

Never use Goto's.  They're usually the result bad programming.  I
suggest using Gosub's.  They work much better.  
For example:
	
	 1 REM This program test how fast the BASIC is and how
	 2 REM large the stack is.  The longer this runs the
	 3 REM better off you are.  This program can replace
	 4 REM dozens of unnecessary benchmark tests.
	10 gosub 10 

-- 
--
cj gypsy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:12:32 GMT

In article <4Lm-!D+@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>In article <NJ.92Sep2092844@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:
>>
>>the fluorescent lights continue their insidious buzzing, programming us all to
>be better citizens and consumers.  Yes.  Yes, that's it.  The nail that sticks
>up gets hammered down.  Conform, the lights seem to say.  Conform, and all
>will be well.  He sat there, staring intently at the television set, the
buzzing still in his ears.  His Nelson ratings were beginning to drop; he had
only managed an average of eight hours a day for the last week, and he knew
that he had to bring that up.
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: been In Thearpy Long?????
Date: 4 Sep 92 12:39:30 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm

In article <6136@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>
>Psych ward @ Tripler = B 26.
>Psych ward @ SBHACH = 7 WEST.
>
>Oak Knoll.
>
>rp -- call and raise.

Two points for the man in uniform.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: double plus unpleased
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 10:06:16 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex
Summary: *PLONK*

someone took the wrong brain out of the lab and consequently,
bp271@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Matthew N. ("that's N for NOT") Sharp) wrote:
>
>It Pleases Me To Know
>that the janitors where I work are retarded.
>Actually, two are retarded, and one is a mongoloid.
>I suppose the correct term is 'Down's Syndrome Victim',
>but I feel 'mongoloid' is much more flattering, or,
>at least much more pleasing to the ear.
>
>As I write this, one stands behind me, emptying my trash
>can (a process which usually takes him 3-4 minutes,
>despite the volume of refuse), and muttering.
>
>If I wait long enough, he will look at the screen,
>and if I am correct, he will say nothing.
>
>I am very pleased that the janitors where I work
>are unable to read.  Very pleased, indeed.
>
>And today I am happy to be alive.
>
>He looked.  
>
>He said nothing.

I, however, said something.

I said, what a shame that a brain with (arguably) full
facilities was wasted on the likes of you.

Next time, think twice before pathetically sniggering 
at members of a group you don't believe have the 
ability to defend themselves or even to comprehend 
that you have offended them.

Because they know more than you think.  They know a fucking
sod-pecker like you when they see one.  

And so do we.


chaos

as i'm sure my uncle would verify