HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 10 Apr 92 09:14:27 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Apr10.135235.2517@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
|In article <BOUILLIN.92Apr8140905@node_3f5e2.tele.nokia.fi>, 
|bouillin@tele.nokia.fi (Claude Bouillin) writes:
|>>>>>> On 7 Apr 92 17:14:18 GMT, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) said:
|>> Nntp-Posting-Host: unix1.tcd.ie
|> 
|> 
|>>>Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...
|> 
|> 
|>> That's strange... I've got a penguin that looks like and apricot!
|> Even weirder, I've got an apricot that looks like an apricot but taste like
|> a penguin. I forgot to say it's not on my telee, that might explain it.
|
|And I've got a penguin that tastes like a penguin, but looks like
|an apricot. And it's INSIDE my telly! Augh!

I ate my telly last nite, but it didn't taste like penguin for a bit?!?!

Jos aka Burb ...
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:22:26 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>]>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>]>}}Eccles aka What?
>]>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>]Eccles aka There was a Jester comment here, but I hit too many DDs
>Jester aka you idiot
Eccles aka I'm sorry, I'm high on too much coffee..
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS !!!!
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:08:46 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <1992Apr7.151754@imhfhp16.epfl.ch>, 
bogstad@imhfhp16.epfl.ch (BOGSTAD Mark IMHEF DME EPFL) writes:
> 
> 	PLEASE, STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS BEFORE SOMEONE DIES !!!!
> 
> 
> 

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!

<thud>

Too late!

Nigel who has just collapsed in a screaming heap.
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Nigel Stanger,                  Internet: stanger@otago.ac.nz
University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
I am a jelly donut. I am a jelly donut. I am ...
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:25:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45556
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <ins450m.702955718@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au} ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
}
}>].}>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>].}>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>].}>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>].}>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>].}>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>].}>Eccles aka Are you sure?
}>].}Tia aka yea, I'm sure.
}>].Jester aka I'm not so sure
}>]Dan aka Why do 'Here here!' and 'There there.' mean something, whereas
}>]'Where where?' does not?  (sorry..I was going to say something else,
}>]but that came to mind.)
}>Jester aka look you've spoiled the whole mood, we'll have to start again
}>Jester aka how long is it?
}Eccles aka how long is what? 
Jester aka say 33 days you stupid git!!!!
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Prince `erbert et al
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:21:07 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <1992Apr5.143513.2453@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
>|In article <9!kjnwd@lynx.unm.edu>, 
>|synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim) writes:
>|> uril@yang.earlham.edu writes:
>|> 
>|>>synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim) writes:
>|
>|Nigel who's a really fun guy (well actually, only on days that
>|      don't end in "y")

>Sundaj, bloody Sundaj?

>Jos aka Somebody Stole My Feet Last Nite ...
A TIGER!!! In America!!
Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:2772 alt.cult-movies:3989
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: brides maid
Date: 11 Apr 92 21:59:59 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr10.131144.773@gacvx2.gac.edu] robynn1@nim.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
]But Mr. Jester, I wouldn't want to show irreverence to you fine personage  
]by being as presumtuous as to call you "Jester" or any of its variations  
]with the possible exception of Ester.  Brings back old childhood  
]memories...<sniff>...of my nanny.  She was killed by a falling cow, you  
]know... 

fine personage??? where did you get such info??? I ought to kill whoever
called me fine, i am the dreg of the planet, the scourge of my nursery
and basic baby bandit!!!!!! 

and don't talk to me about falling cattle, it brings back the
famous Alfred DitchSchlock thriller, the Cows!!!

]>Jester aka yeesh........
]Robyn @#& squish........ 
Jester aka still in diapers
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: fetid degeneration
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 16 Apr 92 10:10:31 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <2594@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
> In article <1992Apr13.133550.844@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
> |In article <70226@ut-emx.uucp>  writes:
> |} Does anybody out there have the names and addresses of the regular 
> |} contributors to the aka postings?  Also, is there a supplier of plastic
> |} explosives who would be sympathetic to the idea of some rather devastating
> |} genetic engineering?  Battery acid an acceptable if not preferable
> |} substitute.  Thanks-
> |
> |Well, I'd be happy to oblige you - I'm Phil Miesle, phygod72@nic.gac.edu!
> |
> |Oh, and I think that you'd find spam a much preferab;e subsitiute to battery  
> |acid - the stuff might wreck my toupee!
> |
> |Phil aka I like aka's
> 
> And I'm here! Overhere! Can you see me? Here! Right here!     --->  \O
> My name's Jos, but friends call be Dalai Lama Snotty Feet.           |>
> I live @and.nl, and my 23847562387487243 sibblings are              /"\
> longing for some reaction from you, *kiss* ... BTW don't
> use SPAM, it doesn't look cute on my two tutus. sorry old fruit
> 
> Jos aka I've got one thingie too many?!?!??? Dan! Dan! What've you been doing?

Hmmm, so _that's_ where Dan's knees went! Better give them back
before he notices, Jos.

Nigel who is an expert anatomical
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University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
"Bork, bork, bork!" -- Swedish Chef, "The Muppet Show"
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 7 Apr 92 18:08:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44264
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

]>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
]>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
]>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
]>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
]>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
]>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
]>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
]>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
]>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
]>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
]>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
]>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
]>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
]>>Jester aka which diocese?
]>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
]>|    __                     ()
]>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
]>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
]Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
Jester aka I don't know, but he always wanted to be a gynacologist(sp?)
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:14:10 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>|I had a tele on top of a penguin once.
>|The only difference wass... I exploded.
>|I gfot better.
>   ^^^^ Lost a tooth, pal?

No? Well you about to... Dinsdale!

mNSoi Piranah
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:40:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: cayenne.DJOHNSON.92Apr9174039
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 7 Apr 92 12:16:07 GMTLines: 15

In article <2546@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.In article <44109@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers Too!
.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
respond to him.
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 12 Apr 92 12:58:31 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <44779@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|].].]>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|].].]>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|].].]>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|].].]>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|].].]>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
|].].]>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
|].].]>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|].].]>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
|].].]>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
|].].]>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
|].].]>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
|].].]Dugger aka exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P
|].].Jester aka what have you dug anyway?
|].]Dan aka A small hole.  Ooops.  you weren't asking me.  Sorry.
|].Jester aka silly you, we'll have to torture you now, drop your shorts *GORN*
|]Dan aka ARRRGGGG!!!!  OWIE OWIE OWIE  AAGGGG!!!  THE PAIN!!!  ARRRRRRRGGGG!!
|Jester aka more in the back of the throat, like ARGH!!, try again!
Jos aka No, No, No, No! It's More Like: LAAAARG! LAAAAARG!
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:53:35 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:

>In article <44220@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>.].|}|>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>.].|}|>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>.].|}|>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>.].|}|>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>.].|}|>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>.].|}|>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>.].|}|>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>.].|}|>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>.].|}|>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>.].|}|>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>.].|}|>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>.].|}|Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>.].|}Jos aka Maybe We Could Cook Him ...
>.].|Jester aka we could filet him in a white wine sauce?
>.].Jos aka Sounds Good To Me! An' If He Doesn't Taste Good, We'll Barf 'Im Back Up!
>.]Dan aka ...and try him in a Red Wine Sauce!
>.Jester aka I'd taste much better in a peppermint flavored burgandy
>Dan aka That sounds delicions.  Now what should we serve on the side?
Eccles aka You mean who? I vote we have a side dish of Jules. ;-p
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:39:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr13.183927.859

In article <1992Apr13.182228.856@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
} In article <45164@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} > what I object tooo is that you automatically treat me like a bar of soap
} > when you know that I am just as dirty as the rest of you, haven't you
} > seen my legs, orr the scum behind my ears or the belly-button lint that
} > became self-aware yesterday??????
} 
} I don't care about that.  I love you for your mind.  (By the way, your  
} Porshe is out of the shop again, isn't it?)
} 
} > }}>]Phil aka my mind is a blank
} > }}>Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
} > }}Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
} > Jester aka no, I want to see you naked...
} Robyn @#& I want to see your bankbook...
Phil aka are we propegating prostitution here, or what?
From: morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I *don't* WANT ***ANY*** bloody scripts!!!!
Date: 8 Apr 92 08:28:46 GMT
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland




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   crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-
   knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-
   spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-
   himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-
   gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-
   kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
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Oh my, oh my. Another dead vicar on the network. 
The magick Wand!!!

Morjens aka I think mr. Hautkopf of Ulm get tired if he has to sign anything
From: azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: aka
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:02:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.100236.939


}> }> ..Phil aka just seeing what I can start
}> }> Dan aka not bloody much.
}> }azeena @$! especially not that way!!
}> Jester aka aww, yourr no fun anyways......
}azeena @$! what is fun anyways?
Jester aka sex, sex, sex, no wait.................
azeena @#! So that is how you are!
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azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The machine that goes "ping"
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:44:17 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>>Yeah? Let's kill ourselves! Alt.suicide.microsoft here we come...
>>let's become a sub-group of Sinclair, and market the C5. Let's get
>>Acorn's marketing staff, and sell as much stuff as the Archimedes!
>>Yay! KILL THE PC... THEN THE BA*D CAN'T WIPE YOUR ASSIGNMENT THAT'S
>>DUE IN ON FRIDAY ON YOU!

>>Kill. Kill.

>>Slasho D. Chainsaw (SMNio wearing someone elses face)
>For those of you who are sane, we must translate this for you. Naughty Mr
>Simon was caught using Intel chips in his computer. We all know the penalty 
>for that, don't we boys and girls?
>	That's right its del *.*

Would you really? I'd like to see that work on a decent computer
(Archimedes). INTEL? HA! 
Anyway, Who is this Simon person?

>Eccles aka Long live AtariST
mNSoi... Fine bi me, so long as they're kept away from my pet
chinsaw 'n' me.
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 12 Apr 92 19:01:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.130159.808

In article <44930@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
> ]purity scores...now there is an interesting topic.what is everyone's  
scores?   
> ](and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
> 
> Jester is an amazingly purre 94.4% well, at least he was last month

Just like Ivory soap....  My hero, my love, the only one for me--didn't  
know a person could get so attached to a bar of soap, did ya?
 
> ]Phil aka my mind is a blank
> Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
> --
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:26:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45557
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <ins450m.702955761@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au} ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
}Ted.Bebenek@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Ted Bebenek) writes:
}
}>In article <2520@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
}>>In article <1992Apr3.195200.24806@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsc.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
}>>|In article <1992Apr03.131352.6766@onetouch.COM>, csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith) writes...
}>>|>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
}>>|> 
}>>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}>>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
}>>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
}>>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}>>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
}>>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
}>>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
}>>|>-- 
}>>|>| Sincerely,
}>>|>|    __                     ()
}>>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
}>>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
}>>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
}>>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh', 
}>>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
}>Chris aka What a senseless waste of human life . . .
}Eccles aka Not really human, to tell the truth.
Jester aka I resemble that remark
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:48:38 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>.|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>.|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>.|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
}>.|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>.|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>.|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>.|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>.|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>.|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}>.|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
}>.|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
}>.|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
}>.|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
}>.Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
}>.  Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
}>Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
}Eccles aka You can't eat Jester you silly man. He's too rubbery.
Jester aka I am not!!!!
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The machine that goes "ping"
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:32:57 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>>I just got my copy of Windows 3.1, and with my soundblaster card, it has 
>>tranformed my 486 into the machine that goes "ping".

>>I think Monty Python has taken over Microsoft.

>Yeah? Let's kill ourselves! Alt.suicide.microsoft here we come...
>let's become a sub-group of Sinclair, and market the C5. Let's get
>Acorn's marketing staff, and sell as much stuff as the Archimedes!
>Yay! KILL THE PC... THEN THE BA*D CAN'T WIPE YOUR ASSIGNMENT THAT'S
>DUE IN ON FRIDAY ON YOU!

>Kill. Kill.

>Slasho D. Chainsaw (SMNio wearing someone elses face)
For those of you who are sane, we must translate this for you. Naughty Mr
Simon was caught using Intel chips in his computer. We all know the penalty 
for that, don't we boys and girls?
	That's right its del *.*

Eccles aka Long live AtariST
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: orson@bluemoon.rn.com (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: -
Organization: Blue Moon BBS ((614) 868-998[024])
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 15:12:45 EDT


> gibson@dl5000.bc.edu (Rene Gibson) writes:
> 
> 
> >In article <1992Apr07.201940.20404@onetouch.COM> csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig 
> 
> >> I will not buy this record.  It is scratched.
> >I will not buy this scratch.  It is recorded.
> I will not scratch this record.  It is bought.
> I also will not record this scratch.  It might become rap, and not be bought.
> 
> >-------------------
> 
> >Rene, no aka, first time participant
> 
> 

I will not wrap this recorded scratch. It is botched.

 This is from
     orson@bluemoon.rn.com
who doesn't have their own obnoxious signature yet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: you didn't tell mom
From: robynn1@nim.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Date: 10 Apr 92 13:18:26 -0600

In article <1992Apr10.102019.758@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
  
   
> Before you know it we will have Daniel P. Johnson jumping out of the  
cake  
> to do the honors of striping for us.  What would your mother think of  
> that? Forget that what would my mother would think of it!  
> 
Dan, honey, we promise not to laugh at your <tee-hee> knees...

Robyn :)
From: wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Summary: SEEN IT!
Keywords: SI!
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:16:55 GMT
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando

In article <MORJENS.92Apr13092648@vipunen.hut.fi> morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:
20 kAKAs deleted - you get a free load of dung with your subscription to a.f.mp

And now for something completely differ...NOT! => SEEN IT!

Tom
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson)
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Summary: SEEN IT!
Keywords: SI!
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 16:20:43 GMT

In article <14Apr92003428@miracle.UUCP> sue%miracle@merk.com (The Dragon Queen) writes:
4 kAKAs deleted

Yawn...SEEN IT!

Tom