From: "eric walker" <eric.walker@channel1.com>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.animation
Subject: peanuts meets trek
Date: 20 Nov 92 06:49:30 EST
Reply-To: "eric walker" <eric.walker@channel1.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Channel 1 Communications

This message was from STEVE PERRAULT to DENIS SCHEIDEL,
originally in conference Entrtain
and was forwarded to you by ERIC WALKER.
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 -=> Quoting Denis Scheidel to Steve Perrault <=-

 DS> could you please send me a messsage that has the peanuts cast
 DS> as the crew.  ppleeaasssseee.... i must of missed it...
 DS> thanks...

The idea was Kevin Karmann's (I think), so the credit should probably
go to him.

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 -=> Quoting Kevin Karmann to Ken Polsson <=-

 KK> I've always had this great idea for a ST:TNG parody in which Charlie
 KK> Brown plays Picard... :-)

Heh.  I can see the cast now:

Jean Luc   : Charlie Brown
Tasha Yar  : Sally Brown
Data       : Linus van Pelt (Yar's sweet baboo!)
Riker      : Schroeder
Troi       : Lucy van Pelt (the psych is in $.05)
Dr Crusher : Peppermint Patti
Ensign Roe : Marcie
LaForge    : Franklin (token black guy)

Typical dialogue:

Data -  Captain!  Sensors indicate a large spherical object approaching
 from heading 0.12

Picard - Good grief!  What do you make of it Number 1?  Number 1?

Troi - {Distracting Riker} When we get married, we can live together
         and buy ourselves some nice saucepans

Riker - {To himself} Saucepans?

Data - Sir.  It appears to be a gigantic Dolly Madison treat.

Picard - Commander Woof!  What is your opinion of this situation.

{Snoopy then does something wierd}

Picard - This is ridiculous!  How can I manage a team... er... captain
  a ship with these people?

Crusher - {Over the commlink}  Captain, we're out of dessert treats!
   The crew is becoming ill.

Picard - Can't we replicate them?

Data - Sir, the replicators cannot duplicate the adequate sugar levels
       that humans need.

Picard - {Over commlink to Geordie}  Engineering, is there some old
  technique of extracting sucrose enzymes from the dilithium
  crystals that only I am familiar with?

Geordie - I don't know of any way... WAIT A MINUTE... if we could
   feedback the hyperbolic condensers and shift the phase
   coupling of the antimatter, we might produce a glucose.
   Probably lactose.  It would taste bad, but it might work.

Picard - We can't feed sour milk to our crew!

{ Crusher rushes in }

Crusher - Captain, if we don't increase our internal sugar levels,
   we're all going to be taken off of the air.

Roe - With all due respect, that's a ridiculous idea sir!

Crusher - Stop calling me sir!

Data - Sir, I am getting strange reading from the object.  It appears
       the Dolly Madison is going to be give birth.

Picard - Computer...

Computer - {a warped trombone sound} Wah!  Wah!  Wa, wa, Wah!

Troi - Beethoven was a great trombone player, right?

Riker - Aaugh!  Beethoven never played trombone!

Crusher - Captain, are you attracted to women with big noses?

{Picard starts to bang his head on the wall}

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Well, there it was again.  Like I said before:  It's no big deal... I
was tired and getting pretty silly.

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