HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Date: 23 Dec 92 21:08:39 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>Im suprised there is no
>alt.fan.saturday-night-live

>............

>AND HOW ARE THESE NEWSGROUPS CREATED ANYWAYS???

Well the *First* thing you must do is post a request to alt.fan.monty-python.

Then, the President of alt.fan.monty-python (or VP if the Prez is a non-entity)
considers the proposal.

If said entity (or non-entity) can say it 5 tim... No, 3 times fast without
barking like a dog, a formal draft proposal is written up and posted to
alt.flames.

The remaining cinders are gathered up and posted to alt.rock-and-roll where
a theme song is provided and the metal fans get to absorb any backwards
messages the proposal may contain.

From there, it is sent to the Playboy Channel so Hef can give it his personal
thumbs up or thumbs down.

If it's thumbs up, he faxes it to a guy named Phil who twiddles with his
CompuServe account until the NEW NEWSGROUPIE mysteriously shows up on your
site!

This modern technology is almost like *magic*, isn't it?

PS I left out a couple of steps for simplicity's sake (and to protect certain
members of the UN Security Counsel).

James fnord It's hard to keep a good man down, unless you've broken his arms
	and legs.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: nothin' much, said Jester as he got walloped cross the head..
Date: 23 Dec 92 18:03:35 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

>>>>>>>Lisa aka what does this have to do with Python?
>>>>>>Ratboy aka Enough, dear...enough...
>>>>>Lisa aka I bet you say that to *all* the ratgirls
>>>>Ratboy aka Sure do...but this is the only time I MEANT it.
>>>>Chris aka You told me that you meant it to me!  I thought I was the only one
>>>Oops!  That was when you said that you would cut off certain body parts of
>>>mine to be used as pet food.  My mistake.
>>Lisa aka RATBOY! you...liar...sinner...pagan....EVIL TEMPTER!!!!! (not to 
>>mention evil perverter of *little boys*)
>Ratboy aka LISA! I *never* lie! Honest. You can trust me.
>...and that "little boy" *told* me he was legal, and what's more the
>laundry was done and the asparagus was free. I mean, what's the harm
>in a little fun, eh? Wanna buy a watch? Or are you here for a "holiday"?
>*wink wink*
Jester aka i jumped wanted to say..nothing at all..i just wanted to
	waste a little bandwidth as the holidays approach....
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>


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From: redman@selway.umt.edu (Punya J C M Poesthe'umouruss-Sujjestchun)
Subject: Re: SCRIPTS
Organization: University of Montana
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 22:04:13 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.004632.28374@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>IO10702@MAINE.MAINE.EDU writes:
>
>>I heard tell of an FTP site that had various screenplays
>>such as The Holy Grail and The Life of Brian.
>>Does anyone out here have that address?
>
>No!
>Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
>
>>Thanks.
>You're welcome.
>
>>E-Mail would be fine.
>So would a blow to the head.
>

i got the ftp address 'cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu'  and as soon as i figure that
stuff out and retrieve the movie scripts.  does the ftp also contain such
things as the spam skit, the boot to the head skit, the whole "nobody expects 
the spanish inquisition, the cannabolism episope, and others or just the 
movies.  plus if anyone has them already, i would be most greatful if you
could find the time to email them to me.

>>-Merv
>James aka What am I supposed to do with half a wall wottled?
neep

redman@selway.umt.edu

-- 
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Metamorefotosintheesispaypur                        Poesthe'umourus-Sujjestchun
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From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I aM NOT JESTER
Date: 21 Dec 1992 04:59:05 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>>>Jester aka brightening your day with another useless post
>>>>You look like you're drunk on a MUD...
>>>I am not..I don't drink..ever.....
>>Yea. Right. What's in the bag, then?
>just a little coca-cola......really....

>>>>...man...I need a life...
>>>you think you need a life...........
>>Well, ummm...I said that...
>my life is so bad..........
Um? Did you say something?
My head is riddled with novels and poems...

>>>>Ratboy aka Who?
>>>Jester aka Gina naked in bed with her legs spread wide?
>>Ratboy aka Ahhh...the memories--
>>   SHHH! Here comes Lisa!
>>   ...Umm...yea...how about them Bears??
>>   ...umm..nice weather...
>Jester aka sex?
Ratboy There's NAUGHT wrong with sex! Alright I only a rat! Alright I live
  in the wainscoting...but I've had more sex than any of you!
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Date: 21 Dec 1992 04:53:51 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>Im suprised there is no
>alt.fan.saturday-night-live
>AND HOW ARE THESE NEWSGROUPS CREATED ANYWAYS???

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the...
oh..sorry...
I have no idea how groups are created. I would like an SNL group, though.

--Ratboy aka Well, *I* didn't vote for you!
From: HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug Finney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: in abstentia greetings from leather
Date: 21 Dec 92 20:35:01 GMT
Organization: University of Houston Administrative Computing
NNTP-Posting-Host: uhad2.admin.uh.edu
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

leather says "hi".

Pretty sappy, I thought, but she insisted I post a distant greeting since
she misses you all so much.

You don't know me (nor does she, technically speaking - but we're not, so
who cares) but if you have a message you'd like her to receive before she
gets back to school, send it to me (with large amounts of cash/spam/promises
of sexual gratification/death threats/clothes pins/etc. and I might relate
said message to her.  

Of course, I'll be netless myself for a weed or so (wup, nice typo there,
wot?) so no promises of speed will be forthcoming.

Have a day

not leather
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Gina aka what a babe..
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 02:12:21 GMT

blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu) wrote:
>>>Well, I don't want any!  Not after she broke my heart by standing me
>>>up in Muncie... she'd have to beg me to look at pictures of her!
>>>Ummm... how ludicrous a price?
>
>>well....the price of a plane ticket from whereever i am
>>to kentucky where she is.....to rub my hands all over her luscious \
>>body......
>
>Hell no... I'll just spend the money on a plane ticket for ME, and
>I'll rub more than just my hands over her body... I'll tell you all
>about it when I get back.

but you don't know where she lives..or have her address...or her personal
phone number........which i happen to have...

>>>Tool of Satan aka chivalry isn't dead, but it was coughing up blood
>>>last night
>>Jester aka and so was gina........
>Wot?  You mean she's... diseased?  Well, I think spending a night of
>ecstasy with her is worth dying of TB, or Japanese river fever, or
>whatever she's got.  Or maybe it isn't.  Are there any other beautiful
>women out there who would like to take her place?

no she was coughing up blood..cuz she was sucking all the venom
out of the snake bite i got frm wandering to close to the
amazon river..in our little brazilian hideaway....

>Tool of Satan aka I have to inject this penicillin in your rear, Gina
>my lov
Jester aka only i am allowed to use needles on Gina love.....
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From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: nothin' much
Date: 22 Dec 1992 03:06:43 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>>>>Lisa aka what does this have to do with Python?
>>>>>Ratboy aka Enough, dear...enough...
>>>>Lisa aka I bet you say that to *all* the ratgirls
>>>Ratboy aka Sure do...but this is the only time I MEANT it.
>>>Chris aka You told me that you meant it to me!  I thought I was the only one
>> Oops!  That was when you said that you would cut off certain body parts of
>>mine to be used as pet food.  My mistake.
>Lisa aka RATBOY! you...liar...sinner...pagan....EVIL TEMPTER!!!!! (not to 
>     mention evil perverter of *little boys*)
Ratboy aka LISA! I *never* lie! Honest. You can trust me.
      ...and that "little boy" *told* me he was legal, and what's more the
      laundry was done and the asparagus was free. I mean, what's the harm
      in a little fun, eh? Wanna buy a watch? Or are you here for a "holiday"?
      *wink wink*
From: cyborg@pwrtools.wariat.org (Brian Guscott)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Favorite Skit?
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 92 20:53:08 EST
Organization: Lud's Powertool Boutique--Lakewood, Ohio

Greetings all
What is your favorite skit?

I personally like _Argument_  and _constitutional peasant_.

--C.H. Mainframe
  (Brian Guscott)


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From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I aM NOT JESTER
Date: 22 Dec 1992 03:02:56 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>My head is riddled with novels and poems...
>oo..well you had it tuff...i mean...we had huge libraries full
>of stuff running through heads......and even Hitchhikers Guides to
>the Galaxy at times....

Ummm? Sorry, didn't have my babbel fish in me ear, wot? 42?

>>>Jester aka sex?
>>Ratboy There's NAUGHT wrong with sex! Alright I only a rat! Alright I live
>>  in the wainscoting...but I've had more sex than any of you!
>Jester aka that is what he thinks..remeber the time i did
>17 women in less than 13.4 seconds.....?
Ratboy aka You cheeky bitch!








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From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Date: 3 Jan 1993 02:01:05 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu
Keywords: Nee Semprini Wainscotting

>I have eels in my hovercraft.


Here! We'll have none of *that*!
I am...I mean 'was'...well....*almost* was...a good friend of H.P. Lovecraft
and happen to know that he did NOT wear high heels! An occasional teddy, yes...
but no heels!

And furthermore...since James and I seem to be the only regular posters here
for the holidays, this group had become rather bare!

Ratboy aka would like to see Lisa's holiday snaps!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: Re: INSANITY
Reply-To: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 18:13:39 GMT

In article <thomasez.33.723870693@dhhalden.no>, thomasez@dhhalden.no (THOMAS LUNDQUIST) writes:
>In article <Byx0tw.Kn7@umassd.edu> s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>>From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
>>Subject: INSANITY
>>Date: Tue, 8 Dec 1992 00:46:43 GMT
>>I'D LIKE TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT! 
>>
>>ANYONE INTERESTED?
>
>I Hate arguments, because they're stupid. Just as you are !

NO THEY'RE NOT!!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mrush@liberty.uc.wlu.edu (Mark Rush)
Subject: Re: Theme song
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 21:31:06 GMT
Organization: Washington & Lee University
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

the theme song is no one's national anthem.  it is a march by 
john phillip sousa called "Colonel Bogey"

mark rush
From: marson@pembvax1.pembroke.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: A new book by Douglas McCall?
Date: 26 Dec 92 08:49:13 EDT
Organization: Pembroke State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: pembvax1.pembroke.edu

Subject: New book? by Douglas McCall

For Christmas, I received a book by Douglas McCall entitled
MONTY PYTHON.  It is an annotative bibliography published by
McFarland Press [Box 611, Jefferson, NC   28640].

Does anyone have a copy of this?  I believe that the publishers
made an error with my copy.  The first 22 pages are from a book entitled:
PRIVATIZING THE UNITED STATES JUSTICE SYSTEM.  I thought it was
a typical python stunt.  However, it was deadly serious and scholarly
writing.  

I will probably return it for a complete monograph.

Dr. Steve
Pembroke, NC
MARSON@PEMBVAX1.BITNET
From: v151luy2@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott D McGinnis)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: J.C. Penny (believe it or don't)!
Date: 21 Dec 92 14:56:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


	Am I the only person who has noticed the J.C. Penny 
radio comercials contain the exact sound bit of the holy
choir which appears in Monty Python and the Holy Grail? 
You know the scene where the clouds close after God has 
Spoken to Arthur and the Knights.

				 Mr. Chigger.
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Date: 3 Jan 1993 22:42:30 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>>I have eels in my hovercraft.
>>>Here! We'll have none of *that*!
>>>I am...I mean 'was'...well....*almost* was...a good friend of H.P. Lovecraft
>>>and happen to know that he did NOT wear high heels! An occasional teddy, yes...
>>>but no heels!
>>>And furthermore...since James and I seem to be the only regular posters here
>>>for the holidays, this group had become rather bare!
>(in woman's voice) Yes, Yes Yes, Yes, Yes Yes, Yes Yes, Yes, Yes,
>Well I for one, can't wait to be inundated with requests for scripts & songs
>as soon as everyone gets back from their holiday at Whicker's World!

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, of course not! Yes. Yes. Yes. Sixe 7. Yes.
You went to Whicker World?!?!? Luxury! I had to go to the Grand Canyon and
watch bloated peasants and undertakers carrying off theire coffins..tossing
them off the cliff, listening to their mothers scream and slatter...
What kind of vacation is that, I ask between clenched teeth, knowing full
well that everyone will just kill this thread anyway.

>>>Ratboy aka would like to see Lisa's holiday snaps!
>>Lisa aka on her way to the one hour photo......*wink*
>Same J aak Will she be as bare as this newsgroupie?? *nudge*
Ratboy aka The headlines (and my pants) will blaze:  "LISA BARES ALL! PHOTOS
   INSIDE!"

>>        "...why fall in love when there's better things to do..."              
>>                             Mark Mothersbaugh
>	"Milord is like an extended bowel movement ..."
>				Oscar Wilde
         "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!"  
                                 Dead Milkmen
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Favorite Skit?
Date: 30 Dec 92 17:53:06 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Dec30.032154.6591@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mjarvis@nyx.cs.du.edu (Michael Jarvis) writes:

>In article <1992Dec29.235620.26621@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>What is your favorite skit?

I never wrote that!!
He's a Lyre!!
Burn him!!!

>My favorite has to be the Pet Shop.  ("Haloo, Polly Parrot!")
Orf wiv is ed!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dave@admiral.uucp (Dave Litchman)
Subject: Re: It's, er, me. Remember me?
Organization: The Admiral's Unix System & The Grid BBS
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 10:55:43 GMT

In article <92354.213021MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>High. This is Sal, the saviour of breakfast. I've had one helluva pair of
>months, and haven't even glanced in teh direction of netnews for at least
>that long. In any case (I feel so bad!), me sister, sitting behind me
>on the old-fashioned typewriter, says that one of teh creators of Monty-
>Python is a beatle. No, not a beatle. A Beatle. Yes. Much better. You know
>Yellow Submarine, LSD (ooh are those flames going to hurt!), and the like.

Well, I dunno about that, but did you hear? Paul is Dead!


-- 
"Dammit Jim, I'm a free man, not a number!"
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"Ray, when somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" -- Winston Zeddmore
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: Jack_Webb@mindlink.bc.ca (Jack Webb)
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 03:36:20 GMT

to:  Dinsdale Pirahna

From:  Spiny Norman

Re:  oi!


DINSDALE!!!

dinsdale.......

... dinsdale??


--
WE SAIL TONIGHT FOR SINGAPORE - WE'RE ALL AS MAD AS HATTERS HERE!!

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: I aM NOT JESTER
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 14:02:13 GMT

jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>fishhook@sage.cc.purdue.edu (steven freeman) writes:
>> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>
>>>>>i wANT tO TeLL yOu How MUcH Of A Pain It Is TYpe LikE
>>>>>THIs FoR PorLONgeD PerIOds oF tIME.

.....buT thAT WouLd Be silLY......

>>>>>Jester aka brightening your day with another useless post
>>>>You look like you're drunk on a MUD...
>>>
>>>I am not..I don't drink..ever.....
>>>
>>>>...man...I need a life...
>>>
>>>you think you need a life...........
>
>I got lives fer sale! Get yer lives here! Hey, buddy, you need a life?
>I got 'em real cheap! (opens trenchcoat to show good selection of 'hot' lives)

...and several little old ladies scream and get the vapours.....

>
>>>>Ratboy aka Who?
>>>Jester aka Gina naked in bed with her legs spread wide?
>>Timba, his arms wide. 
>>Darmak and Jilad at Tenagra.>-- 
>Mesaj aak Temba at rest!!!

HIS EYES UNCOVERED !!

PKT aka I liked that episode, I gave it an 8, a C- and a punch in the conk.
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: a response to a mister not-john-cheese-but-formula409
Date: 21 Dec 1992 05:03:22 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>> Someone say "cheese"?
>>>> This *is* a cheese shop, isn't it?
>>>It's the finest in all the newsgroups.
>>Oh...I must be in the wrong place...
>Yes, this is abuse!

No, THIS is abuse! *whacks James on head with hammer*

>>>> Ratboy aka *sniff* Ack. Headcheese. Mybe we can use it for animation...
>>>Eric aka "Do you mind the bazuki playing?"
>>Ratboy aka It's kinda nice...like that PING! noise...what's a bazuki?
>Same J octupud A bazuki is a BIG GUN. (stupid git!)
Ratboy aka ...an evergreen El Dorado..a treelined treasure trove...
 but what are the costs in human terms?













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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: cjones@physci.ucla.edu (Chad Jones)
Subject: Re: Theme song
X-UserAgent: Nuntius v1.1
Organization: UCLA Physiological Science
Date: 22 Dec 92 07:29:14 PST

In article <1992Dec16.213106.21364@liberty.uc.wlu.edu> Mark Rush,
mrush@liberty.uc.wlu.edu writes:
>the theme song is no one's national anthem.  it is a march by 
>john phillip sousa called "Colonel Bogey"

Colonel Bogey is the song which is whistled incessantly in the movie
"Bridge on the River Kwai."

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Network Manager            | need someone who'll grab and pull me out of
UCLA Physiological Science | this four poster dull torpor pulling
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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: King Solomon's Mines...WINES (sorry)
Date: 29 Dec 92 10:19:12 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <8254@news.duke.edu> daniel@raphael.acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford) writes:
|What does Eric Idle say in the opening sentences of this sketch (Final Rip Off)
|about Australian Table Wines??
|
|"Some people in this country poo poo Australian table wines.  This is a pity, as
|many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Autralian palate, but also to
|the ??????????? of Great Britain."
|
|What???

`cognoscenti', the real British connoisseurs that not just appreciated 
those delicate, exquisite wines, but also the noble art of farting
pavanes backwards! *GORN*

Jos aka PPPPffffffffaaaarrrrtttttT! (aaahhhhhh ....)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason)
Subject: Re: Theme song
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 19:38:27 GMT

cjones@physci.ucla.edu (Chad Jones) writes:

>In article <1992Dec16.213106.21364@liberty.uc.wlu.edu> Mark Rush,
>mrush@liberty.uc.wlu.edu writes:
>>the theme song is no one's national anthem.  it is a march by 
>>john phillip sousa called "Colonel Bogey"

>Colonel Bogey is the song which is whistled incessantly in the movie
>"Bridge on the River Kwai."

It is also whistled in the Breakfast Club.

In spite of this incessant whistling it does have words (two different
sets as far as I know, not composted by the original artist (JPS).  
Due to their lack of taste, I will not post them here (one has to do
with the size and quantity of the genetalia of various WWII personalities
and the other, although a little less offesnsive, is equally crude).
If anyone wants them, however, feel free to e-mail me.

Katherine Merle Mason
Ne Oublie....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: nothin' much
Reply-To: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 01:20:04 GMT


In a previous article, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () says:

>In article <1gun9lINNa9q@tamsun.tamu.edu>
>mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> 
>>
>>>>Oh, I KNOW you do...just look at what you've taught me...
>>>>
>>>>>Lisa aka what does this have to do with Python?
>>>>Ratboy aka Enough, dear...enough...
>>>Lisa aka I bet you say that to *all* the ratgirls
>>Ratboy aka Sure do...but this is the only time I MEANT it.
>>Chris aka You told me that you meant it to me!  I thought I was the only one!
> Oops!  That was when you said that you would cut off certain body parts of
>mine to be used as pet food.  My mistake.
Lisa aka RATBOY! you...liar...sinner...pagan....EVIL TEMPTER!!!!! (not to 
     mention evil perverter of *little boys*)
-- 
                  "But there are dreams that cannot be
                 and there are storms we cannot weather."
                 
                             Herber Kretzmer
From: daniel@raphael.acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: King Solomon's Mines...WINES (sorry)
Date: 28 Dec 92 02:50:47 GMT

What does Eric Idle say in the opening sentences of this sketch (Final Rip Off)
about Australian Table Wines??

"Some people in this country poo poo Australian table wines.  This is a pity, as
many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Autralian palate, but also to
the ??????????? of Great Britain."

What???

T. Daniel Crawford
Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
University of Georgia
Athens, GA 30602