From: idbremne@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca (idbremne)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 11 Dec 1992 17:42:34 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

->In article <1992Dec10.154324.2138@ccsvax.sfasu.edu> z_owensbw@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
->>In article <egPBVB1w165w@mertwig.UUCP>, xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) writes:
->> Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
->> 
->> Hmmmm...well, I am getting SVR4 for my HP 48SX.....
->> 
->> HA! _I'm_ just finishing up a port of VMS for my Timex
->> Top THAT!
->> 
->> I'm running NextStep on Atari 2600 Video Game System.
->> 
->> Just last night I was able to get Windows to boot on my S
->> game.
->> 
->> I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer
->> Game-Boy.
->> I just installed a 10 Gigabyte Drive to handle all the rep
->> However, it only runs at 230,000 Baud due to the large dri
->> slowing it down.
->> 
->> I fear I will not be getting news any longer...  The batter
->> calculator-watch are running out.
->> 
->> My calculator-watch is solar...  And if I turned off the lig
->> ONE would be getting news...
->> 
->> Feh. I'm so slick NASA just awarded ME the TERADATA contract
->> my TV remote! They liked my proposal mainly because I'm ALSO
->> shoehorn in the TEXAS SUPERCOLLIDER computations between comm
->> Beat THAT!
->> 
->> Well, well, well. SSC calculations, huh. I built a system out
->> inches of wire, 3 pennies and a AA battery that does realtime
->> calculations of particle vectors during the Big Bang. A comple
->> simulation of the first 2 years of the life of the universe, a
->> to the theoretical limit, takes about 5 seconds.
->> 
->> And you guys think you are so great.  I just spent the last hal
->> getting X11 to run on my slide rule.  I am still having problem
->> connecting it to the net around here, but I would welcome any
->> suggestions.
->> 
->> So what!!! I'm running Xinitrc, TWMRC, Internet, and 27 muds off
->> paperclip.  Not to mention the fact that I am designing a new fo
->> television with 7000 pixels based off a piece of tissue paper.
->> 
->> Man, that's baby stuff.  I'm running a particle accelerator utili
->> matter-antimatter reactions in my doorknob, and calculating every
->> the fourth dimension using a single dip switch and a large glass
->> 
->> Child's play, I have an old piece of cheese that is, at this very
->> raytracing an actual model of the universe five hours from now, wh
->> at the same time calculating the heat produced from the new intel
->> Pentium.
->> 
->> And you people think that you are hackers! I'm currently engaged in
->> which involves simultaneous simulation of multiple universes (To se
->> would happen if various constants change. Pi=8.4 is an interesting
->> hardware consists of a single wooden pencil (no paper). With it, I
->> real-time simulations of 2^32 universes in parallel.
->> 
->> You guys are wimps!!  I've just finished converting a microwave oven
->> paradimensional teleportation device.  The only problem I'm having s
->> that my breakfast bagel keeps disappearing!!  May have to eat it raw
->> 
->> Sorry, that's my fault.  I'm afraid that the high-energy laser-pumped
->> negentropic vortex generator I made from my own nostril hair, which i
->> currently cranking out entire new universes at the rate of 7.6 per pi
->> was breaking the FCC emissions limits and gronking your microwave's c
->> panel.  It should work properly now.  Also, my cat Arthur was FTPing
->> of terabytes of PD software from Epsilon Eridani in the year 4741 A.D
->> the faster-than-light Ethernet interface I built for him, and this ma
->> been loading the Net a little yesterday.  My sincere apologies to eve
->> noticed any performance degradation.
->> 
->> Damn, I thought I was doin' smoe really advanced R&D. But I only have
->> humble feather pen with build in spell checking. It checks all languag
->> since Adam & Eve plus a few forthcoming languages. But after what I've
->> here, thats not good enough for a Nobel Price..I have to work harder..
->> Maybe some of the languages from outer space will help ?? I just have
->> use my FingerNail Time&Universe Transporter(tm) to get there and learn
->> 
->> You're all a bunch of lazy pseudo-programmers. When you have, as I, set
->> up an entire University Unix net (with Mail, IRC, more than 2 MUDs, ano-
->> nymous ftp, etc etc etc etc etc ) on a Turing Machine, we'll talk.
->> 
->> Hahaha! Fools! You think that's impressive? I've wired together every
->> computer on the Internet with Quantum-Thin Wire (tm), and programmed it
->> to act like a really big abacus. Running 8 x 10^100^10^10^10^4
->> calculations a millisecond, I hope to solve the equation 5x = 10
->> by sometime next week. Now _that's_ progress.
->> 
->> Then how about this I've constructed the first computer ever made of one
->> single Hydrogen atom. There are a couple of advantages with it; 1. it can
->> be inhaled for transport; 2. it relies entirely on voice-detecting for inp
->> and a hologram for output (that was the tricky part), and 3. it creates
->> two copies of itself every second, allowing for multiple processes! I'm
->> speaking this reply right now to a cloud in front of me, using a Voice
->> Detection version (mine, really) of X-Windows in 3D. NEXT!
->> 
->> All accomplishments pale beside mine Managed to re-write DOS 5.0 so that
->> it breaks the the 640K barrier.
->> 
->> Oh yeah?  Well...well...I've got an AMIGA!  BWAHAHAHA!
->> 
->> heh.... and here, I've spent the last somewhere between 9 to 20 billion years
->> developing a system to simulate everything we can see.... I call it
->> "the universe"
->> beat that!
->> 
->> And I take care of the stuff we CAN'T see.
->> 
>
> He......I just taught Sylvestor Stallone how to act.> 
->> --                          
->>   Daniel Max P. Drucker                             mertwig!xyzzy@uunet.uu.net
->>                        Amateur radio callsign pending                    
->> "Difficulty! It's the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!" -HHGTTG

I have got you beat.  ALL OF YOU.
I just hocked up a sentient flemball.
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