From: ballams@pine.circa.ufl.edu (Ravi Kiran)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian
Subject: Mr. PITA POLL RESULTS
Date: 9 Nov 92 22:34:46 GMT
Organization: India
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	I apologize for not posting the poll results any earlier.  I am 
very much aware of the exitement and anticipation among our
folks to see if their PITA is the one everyone elected.   I have 
recieved 27 responses in total and very few of them could 
restrain from leeting off their steam while polling.  I feel that
it will be only fair to air their feelings while preserving their
anonymity.  Right below is a summary of the votes to each 
candidate and after the poll results are the edited versions of 
the responses I got.

	(I am sure all you guys have a nice and vivid imagination. For 
this occassion I would however recommend imagining a background
music at very high volume predominantly drums and tablas
 as if a huge boulder is tumbling down a mountain).


Number of votes to each candidate and independents 

		Mr.  Suresh Doki              :      20
		Mr.  Sreehari Nimmala    :        4
    Mr.  Ravi  Narayan           :        1
    Mr.  Murty Gundekota      :         1
    Mr.  Ravi Ballamudi        :         1


Announcing the great, the undefeatable  and  the  most  (in)famous  

Mr.   PAIN  IN  THE  A**    

     ***********************
     *      Mr.  SURESH  DOKI         *
     ***********************


Some of the responses I got were :

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1. SCI -> Suresh Doki (count 1 extra vote for his dead babies)
2. SCIT -> Sreehari Nirmala
3. SCT -> Mr. Anonymous from George Mason University

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Your order was correct too; they create disorder in the following order:-

Shree Doki (PITA #1)
Shree Nimmala (PITA #2)
Shree Narayan (PITA #3)

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     I VOTE FOR Mr. SURESH DOKI.

The reason! Mr. Doki butts into every thing any thing he can read on
the net, I am sure he is  not only popular on this net but also in
different groups. If I had a chance I would kick his A** so badly that
he will forget s**ting for rest of his life. 
To me it looks like this son_of_a B**ch does't have anything to do
apart from read and replying to news. Do you remember that he started
the kamma flame, [of course, I am not a kamma] that was the most unhealthy
discussion on the net. Any way what do you think, who should be the
Mr. PITA

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I vote for Suresh Doki

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   well SREE SREE SREE SREE SREE Nimmala gets my
   vote for PITA.
   I do think that Ravi Narayan and Doki
   have a fair sense of intelligible
   humour and are not mudslinging like
   mr.PITA.

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I would like to vote for Mr.Doki for PITA position.........

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I would like to vote for Mr.Doki for PITA position.........

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Great idea, and well presented!

I'm not familiar with Mr. Ravi Narayan's work, so I can't vote
for him.

Mr. Suresh Doki sends some asinine pre-kindergarten messages, while
Mr. Nimmala is an amusing fool, who is getting screwed by everybody.

Guess I'm voting for Mr. S Doki!

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My vote for MR PITA     goes to

Mr. S.Doki

Good luck with your poll activities.

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mr  Suresh Doki takes the honours by a mile. I doubt if "telugu talli"
will give birth to another PITA of such notreity.

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Suresh Doki and Sreehari Nimmala are both PITA's
So my vote is for both of them:-)

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I vote for DOKI.

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I vote for Mr.Doki as Mr.PITA.
   Thanks for conducting the poll.

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|>
|> In article <1coj23INNee8@bigboote.WPI.EDU> sdoki@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Suresh
|> Doki) wrote:
|> >SEXIST ballams@pine.circa.ufl.edu (Ravi Kiran) writes:
|> >
|> >if you have the balls enuff could you please post the names of the
|> >female candidates so that i can cast my vote?
|> >
|> >
|> >
|> >suresh
|>
|> Sure sir,  but haven't you forgotten to cast your vote in this
election.
|> Unfortunately I am not very efficient in conducting more than one poll
at
|> a  time. In all honesty, this sounds like a cheap flame.  (George Bush
|> Zindabad).  At a later date I shall try to share the votes and the
|> explanations
|> for the vote and that will, I hope, adequately explain my above opinion
|> of a cheap flame.
|>
|> I also offer my profuse apologies to you and the other candidates if
this
|> article meant in good humor has not humoured you.  With all your
|> postings
|> I really thought that this would humor the candidates more than anyone
|> else.
|>
|> I shall be refraining from further explanations for any other flames
for
|> this serves really no purpose.  I will leave that task to the
|> professionals.
|>
|> Regards,
|>
|> The Humble Poll Manager.

Hai Ravi!

Don't worry that what does Mr. Doki thinks about the poll. He never
takes any thing in sense of good humor when it comes to him, so you
don't have to apoloze to him, just continue to do what you doing at the
end please post every thing. I can't wait to find who is gonna be that
big a**h**e. If he so desperate about woman names, ask him to jerkoff
in his bathtub lookin at the picture of Jayamalini.

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I have already voted and hence am ineligible to re-vote ;-).  However, you
may rest assured that you will be a write-in for the same position from
WPI, since I know that Mr. PITA (the one I voted for) will not trying to
prove that he is the one and only man fit for the post.  There will then
be two options for you
a) reject all votes coming from WPI (and thus become the target of people
   rejecting your poll as a biased poll);
b) accept all the votes from WPI (which will further Shri Doki's top
   position in the poll - indirectly!).

Your decision.  After all, you are the polling officer ;-).
 
( Well regardless of where the votes came from or from whom the 
outcome is very very strong and quite unanimous afterall !!!!)

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I think that you have done a read disservice to Murthy Gundekota
by not putting him on the ballot for Mr. Pita.  In any case, count
this as a write-in ballot for him.

Gundekota for Pita!

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I vote for RaviKiran, HaHaHa.....

                                           ---Jayachandra

(Happens to be a good friend of mine)

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I haven't been reading this newsgroup very long but from what I have read,
I honestly believe Suresh Doki is a royal pain in the ass!  He somehow
always has something cynical to say to anyone who posts to the net.  I
hope he wins this race because in my book he already is Mr.PITA!
Thank you for giving all of us Indians the chance to let our frustrations
out!
>From a Telugu ammayi

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I VOTE FOR  SURESH  DOKI

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Hi,

    My vote is for Suresh Doki.

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Dear polltaker,
  This PITA vote is a great idea. Maybe it should be held every month to
appoint the "Moron of the month"
  I am not clear whether one can vote for more than one person, so...

Winner: Uma Subramaniam (writes more meaningless crap than Subbarao
Kambapathi)
1st runner-up indu@rss (makes Khomeini look like a moderate)
2nd runner-up Sreehari Nimmala
3rd runner-up Suresh Dork/Ravi Narayan (joint award since they keep
                masturbating each other)
4th runner-up Shyamala P
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