HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: T.b bumper stickers
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 06:37:49 GMT

ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:

] In soc.singles wjb@moscom.UUCP (Bill de Beaubien) writes:
] > It is kind of amazing that somewhere in the neighborhood of 1 person in 3000 
] > in the U.S. reads this group.
] 
]      Wow.  That means if I go to a football game
] with about 60,000 people in the stands I can
] smugly sit there confident in the knowledge that
] somewhere in the stadium are twenty people who
] have heard of Starcap'n Ra.
] 
]      Think of all the people you encounter just
] driving around.  Hey, maybe I'll get a "Honk
] if you know Starcap'n Ra!" bumper sticker.  No,
] fuck that, they might have a gun in the car.
] Besides, "Honk if you haven't fucked Gooley!"
] would be much more fun.
] 
]      Perhaps a whole line of t.b bumper stickers
] would be in order.
] 
]       Honk if you know Starcap'n Ra!
]       Honk if you haven't fucked Gooley!
]       Honk if you want to know what Karen's wearing today!
]       Honk if you've never fucked Richh without getting tied up first!
]       Honk if your daughter wants to marry Carasso!
]       Honk if you ate a finch today!
]       Honk if you want JTEM's cat to bite your dick!
]       Honk if you liked Kent better when he was depressed and horny!
]       Honk if you gave to Mother Theresa today!
]       Honk if you want to be hung by your feet and flensed by gypsy!
]       Honk if you can tell Sho and cj apart!
]       Honk if you want a butt harp for Christmas!
]       Honk if your cancer was caused by X Industries!
]       Honk if you're a newbie!  Then fuck off!
]       Honk if you're Rictus Hep!
] 
] 


 there is the obvious choice:

	Honk If Your Horn Is Broken

<welcome to talk.bizarre, 
leave your hammer at the door
in the big pile
near the barstool where the stacked blond sat
twenty years ago)

BoB
teVh
lost my home row


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: things are looking up
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 08:33:04 GMT



today my killfile only killed 7 messages,
despite the fact that i had put three more
people in my killfile.

also, my mother-in-law has purchased a jacuzzi.

m

now if only i could get my car titled
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: THE POWER OF EDITING
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 19:25:48 GMT

In <1992Aug31.172801.27236@mail.cornell.edu> jea1@Cornell.edu (John Austin) writes:

>In article <BtuqED.GvB@cs.dal.ca> Steve Franklin, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca writes:
>>There you go! What a find eh? I am a UNIX Clod... Well enjoy folks, and

>I have no life.  I just like hearing "I am a teenage sodomist"

>(Please excuse occasional lapses into fits of sexual frustration......)

>social life under construction...

>John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
>Boyz 'R Us
>Boyz & Thompson Institute for anal Research

Hmm, I don't think there's much I can say to this one... Just would like
to point out that it's oh-so-low to edit someone else's words like
you had done, and I'm glad I wouldn't stoop to such a level. It's so
unlikeably-unbizarre-and-rude.

steve
-- 
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qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
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From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE SECULAR HUMANISTS DICTIONARY (YUCK! YUCK!)
Date: 31 Aug 92 16:24:05 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

edwardk@cup.portal.com (edward chungfan kwok) writes:
>
>here it is ... you asked for it.... 

NO, KWOK, IF I CAN CALL YOU KWOK, NO I DIDN'T.

>
>What does a dyslexic secular humanist insomniac do?
>
>ans: staying up all night pondering the non-existence of dog....
>
>...sheeeeeesh....



HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

YOU EDWARD CHUNGFAN KWOK ARE A FUCKING LOSER! DIE! DIE! DIE!
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: New Contest time
Date: 27 Aug 92 12:04:30 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
] 
] my SLEEPING abilities .  

Now There is a Subject worth Pondering.....

Who Really DOES have the best Sleeping Abilities in T.B,
and what would it take to wake them up.


ciao
drieux


-- 
If I have Told You Once, I've Told You a Thousand Times:
To Keep Good Girls From Going Badm
Put them back in the Refrigerator.
This Also Works for Stale NFS Handles.
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: THINGS TO YELL IN YOUR THINLY WALLED APARTMENT
Date: 30 Aug 92 15:53:06 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


"So, you've been a naughty girl, have you?!  Break out the restrains,
whips, and hot fudge."

-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Relief
Date: 27 Aug 92 15:54:38 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.test,alt.newbie
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:

>(Maybe somebody like the guy a while ago who posted an original article to misc.test. Sheesh!)

Actually, I have noticed that misc.test is full of original articles lately.
Closer examination revealed them to be originating from dartmouth.edu.
Kinda makes you wonder what they're teaching them up there.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Re: Another flame from greg
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 13:44:35 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.154417.569@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
}
}Gregory Nowak:
}>   If you want to fuck with Marky, you have to be able to GET IT UP first.

}I've heard you were really good at the flaming thing, greg.  I must
}say I am dissapointed....


I'll just bet you are.

Tiny swats for tiny twats, kiddo. Now get back to Mary Palm.



--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: things are looking up
Date: 3 Sep 92 17:50:31 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
)
)my mother-in-law has purchased a jacuzzi.

gypsy and her mother-in-law, together: one can only fathom so much, but
how much mentral smegma must be swirling around in that bubbling slush?

x


-- 
--
cj gypsy
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: what i saw
Keywords: gooley dream analysis
Date: 30 Aug 92 18:21:37 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742



Hmmm.
I dreamt of being molested by Dolph Lundgren while everybody else
was dreaming of Markian Gooley?



yong-mi
must be the water
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: Name the band who did this song:
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 20:15:20 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

>>OH YEAH?? Name *THIS* song...
>>
>>HUUUUUGGHHHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY! Phphphph phphphphp phphphph

>Louie, Louie, by the Kingsmen.

Oh, I thought it was GOD NOISE GOD by Hanatarash.

Shows how little I know.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: talking to women
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 14:10:11 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <yzlnf5-.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>IN TALK.BIZARRE dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>)
>)After your feeble attempts to put some moves on her, her opinion of
>)you, when asked later that night while I was getting ready to spend the
>)night with her mother(*), was that you were something better left
>)beneath the rock out from under which you'd crawled.
>)
>)(*) ... in bed, natch.
>
>I'm sorry, but the asterix (*) should have a comment about what a fat
>old hag the mother was.  You deserve that old douche bag, Kent.  You
>can sleep with women like that all you want and drag about it.  But
>everyone at FAT.BOB knows the douche for what she was, and is mocking
>--nay laughing their ass's off at-- you. You lady killer, you.
>
>So bugger off you Irish hag cunt licking four eyed freak.
>
>
>stalin
>
>
>(There was only one woman at FAT.BOB: jenine.)

Interesting.  After FAT.BOB II, when various people praised jenine's
beauty, Carasso made some disparaging comments implying that she was
not as attractive as she had been...some were downright cruel.

Now he writes things like this.

Colette wasn't bad looking at all.  CJ looked fine, I thought.

Wonder what Bonnie looks like?

Mark., the Carasso standard for pulchritude is unreasonable
gooley@netcom.com
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Date: 31 Aug 92 10:37:50
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
	<1992Aug31.074226.13836@wetware.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: mlegare@wetware.com's message of Mon, 31 Aug 1992 07:42:26 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.074226.13836@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:

> i'm predjudiced
> against stupidity

I've been thinking about this lately.
Isn't prejudice against ignorance and stupidity just as dangerous,
  as high-horsing, as difficult to defend as any other kind of prejudice?
Think about this.
We can't even use the old copout line, "Why, some of my best friends are 
  stupid."
Or: "I don't mind stupid people, as long as they don't try to turn me stupid
  too."
Neither of these are true, because self-styled purveyors of common
  sense seem to HATE STUPID PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.

Is that fair?


nj
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: Name the band who did this song:
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 20:11:20 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.010858.4528@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> KAMCHAR@ibm.cl.msu.edu writes:
>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>
>Yes, these are the actual lyrics to the song.
>
>Kamchatka Charlie          KAMCHAR@ibm.cl.msu.edu


	Song:  "I'm Bored"

	Band:  Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

	Album:  "Tadpoles"  (In USA)
		"Mona Gorilla"  (In UK)


	This is the first Vivian Stanshall/Neil Innes band, I think.
	They were in it, at least.  This was the first album, too, I
	think.
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | You played golf; you watched football;
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |   you drank beer -- we EVOLVED!
          Beaverton,  OR          |         - Rhonda,  "Thing-Fish"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,soc.singles
From: Larry Margolis <margoli@watson.ibm.com>
Subject: Re: Useful Advice For the Love Lorned
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 23:55:08 GMT
Reply-To: margoli@watson.ibm.com
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: The Village Waterbed

In  <1992Aug27.192328.20795@cunews.carleton.ca>  wcstom@alfred.carleton.ca (Tom Hamill) writes:
> >>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
> >>]
> >>] You have obviously not tried picking women up in the all-night laundromat.
> >
> >>MISS DRIEUX SAYS:
> >>
> >>but Scott, you're suppose to take them for a Spin.
> >
> >Yes, but how do I avoid being taken to the cleaners?
> >
> Don't press too hard or you'll be all washed up.

But if you wait until *they're* all washed up, they won't try to take
you to the cleaners.

Approach her with good Cheer, but beware you don't get Tide up.
If she's a feminist, tell her you're in favor of ERA - she'll think
you're Fab.  But if she seems Snowy, you might not be able to get her
Downy out of her Ivory tower.  On the other hand, if you find her pressing
up against the washer during the spin cycle, you could suggest that it's a
good time to add Snuggles.

Larry Margolis, MARGOLI@YKTVMV (Bitnet), margoli@watson.IBM.com (Internet)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 22:24:07 GMT


Carasso:
>
>   sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>   >
>   >Carasso:
>   >
>   >>   IN TALK.BIZARRE sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>   >>   )
>   >>   )ok then Roger is a bigot not a racist, Semitic semantics
>   >>   )is really beside the point and you know it.
>   >>
>   >>   First, define "Bigot", and then I may or may not agree with you.
>   >
>   >...first I would have to take you seriously, Roger, and you don't 
>   >even do that.
>
>   Can you elaborate on that, you fucking moron?  What kind of shithead
>   would say what you did.  Have a clue, take two, they're small.  Like
>   you brain you shithead bastard.


This thread got me thinking on the bigot inside myself.  
I have no problem with a person's race or gender, but
I do find myself disliking people who have decided to 
play the stereotype, either consciously or because they are
too stupid to know better.  Rednecks,cholos, gangbangers, etc...
This is still wrong and, like all prejudice, stems from a 
laziness and inertia...

I really despise stereotypes.  Roger, a first class bigot,
loves them.  Roger is also lazy, which is why he would rather
post the tons of boring crap he does, rather than write something
interesting, of which he is also quite capable of. 

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: Administrata or Another Flame From greg or Short Shameful Confession
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 04:25:02 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.205119.25558@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
*I would just like to make it clear that greg Nowak is NOT a doughtnut-eating
*giraffe-humper.

greg was the one who came up with "doughnut-eating giraffe-humper."

There.  Are you happy now, Mr. Paranoia?


Mark "Attribution" Lippert
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SHORT SHAMEFUL CONFESSION
Date: 27 Aug 92 16:29:42 GMT
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department

rdc@netcom.com (Robert Delores Cleavage) writes:
>
>Today I went food shopping.  The Chiquita bananas all had little
>stickers on them.  Each sticker was of a different countries.
>
>I bought all the bananas that had the Israeli Flag on them, and they
>now decorate my fridge.
>
>Suspiciously, the Arab stickers now decorate the 3 bananas that have
>been smashed with what looks like two fingers going right through them.
>.


   "So tell me Dr. Freud, what is this the meaning of all this?"

   "Nothing Roger, sometimes a banana is just a banana."


john freud

-- 
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			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
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From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: English Usage
Date: 29 Aug 92 11:32:44 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <7364@skye.ed.ac.uk>, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> 
> 
> glp5941@ultb.isc.rit.edu (Greg Pratt) writes:
> 
> #  Iran has been particularly repressive against gays in recent history
> #  (possibly due largely to its religiously fundamentalist government). 
> 
> 
> What is the purpose of the words `possibly' and `largely' in this
> context? Do you mean that the repression might be due to the government
> but then again it might be due to something else?
> 
> -- Ken "be confident" Johnson
> 

Can you please define "moderate" in the context of "moderate smoking
has no appreciable health risk".

Jason

> 
> -- 
> //// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
> ////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
> ////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
> ////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: ata boy was sexually rejected recently
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 16:36:54 GMT


ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu writes:
|Yesterday the Purdue newspaper announced that Anita Hill will be
|paid $10,000 to speak during Purdue's "Affirmative Action" week.
|Funny how someone can make politically motivated accusations with
|little-to-no supporting evidence and turn into a high-paid speaker
|in the feminist movement.

and:

|Q: Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
|A: So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Sho was telling me what a horrible place Purdue is, and how it's
full of bloodthirsty neanderthals who held rallies PRO bombing
Iraqi children during the Gulf War.  I thought that this was
some sort of aberration, that college students were members of a
more enlightened generation.  My grandparents' generation is
hopelessly misogynist and racist, and will never ever recycle;
my parents' generation has mixed feelings; and my generation
takes feminism, equal rights, gay rights, and environmentally
sensible behavior for granted.

Apparently my faith in my generation is bullshit.

If ata boy ever shows its face at a t.b party that I attend,
I'll make every nightmare it ever had about strong, independent,
intelligent women come true.  I'll break its face.

---
c j silverio

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: SHORT SHAMEFUL CONFESSION
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 04:40:49 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


Today I was invited to a Star Trek convention.

	"...for an extro $20 you can meet Patrick Stewart!"


carasso "...who?"

-- 
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hugs, Rachel
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28296 rec.humor:27539 rec.arts.startrek.current:12447 alt.jubjub:6
From: chenault@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Bill Chenault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current,alt.jubjub
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 1 Sep 92 05:38:38 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <!dgng7f@lynx.unm.edu> bantolph@carina.unm.edu (Bard's are the Best) writes:
>In article <Bto5FB.8C4@alsvid.une.edu.au> cwheeler@alsvid.une.edu.au (Christopher Wheeler) writes:
>>From article <l7_nt=g.rdc@netcom.com>, by rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy):
>>> 
>>> replace all of the clothing in whorfs closet with pink frilly things.
>>posible, but dangerous
>>> page "mike hunt" on the inctercomm.
>>The computer would answer with an error message
>>> push the ship intercomm,say "the captain is a french fag!", and run.
>>ditto, no route data in message
>.......and more boring droll...
>
>	The guy shooting down these jokes has got to be the BIGGEST
>NERD IN EXISTANCE! THERE NEVER WAS AND THERE NEVER WILL BE ANYONE AS
>NERD-LIKE AS THIS INDIVIDUAL! THEY ARE JUST JOKES, DON'T TAKE THEM 
>PERSONALLY! 
>
>	I can just see this guy writing his little letter with his stupid
>reasons why the jokes wouldn't work with anger in his heart and a tear of
>insult running down his face and dripping off his spock ears. 
>
>Here's a few pranks for him to digest....
>
>	Plant a virus on ships computer that seeks out life support programs
>	and encrypts them so they cannot be run.
>
>	Replace Dr Crushers vibrator with a cattle prod.
>
>	Put a ten gallon can of Fart-Spray in the ventilation system.
>
>	Poke holes in all of the space-condoms on the big E
>
>Of course these would never work because the ST mischievious-activity
>detector would put a stop to any of this to preserve boredom on the ship.
>

	But these jokes would appear as if they would work for the first
45 minutes of the show (plus ten minutes of commercials).  It would take
that long for one of the main characters to read the script, suddenly
recall that there was a "ST mischievious-activity detector" on board, 
suggest to the captain that it be engaged, and that brief, poignant pause
before Piccard (sp?) says "Make it so," and everybody has to drink again.

	Isn't it convenient for the guest actors that all the alien life
forms that have speaking roles (this excludes tribles, etc) are humanoid
with 1 mouth, two eyes, and a nose?  They also all have human hands.  Does
this mean that humanoid is the perfect life form, or is this just a nice
plot device, like Jorde's (sp?) shades/ visor?

Bill
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Date: 28 Aug 92 17:30:12 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
))
))piking carasso up by his ankles
)
)as a matter of fact, i had something much more
)colorful in mind for him.

she wants me.  yep, no doubt about. 
the girls in heat.


-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: The dog-puppet man
Followup-To: rec.music.makers,talk.bizarre
Originator: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 03:32:40 GMT


     Last week I went to a blues festival at the Hollywood bowl, and there
was this guy singing hymns and begging on the walkway up to the entrance.
But this was no ordinary beggin' dude.  First of all, he had a dog hand-
puppet, which he articulated as if to indicate to us that the dog was
actually doing the singing.  Second, he was singing out of hymn books, 
but he held them so close to his face that it would be virtually
impossible to focus on them, and then he would switch books mid-hymn,
and just keep on singing.  I sat for a while and listened to him, since I
was waiting for some friends to meet me there.

     After about fifteen minutes, two men came up and started arguing
with the man.  Apparently, one was from the SPCA, and was asking him if
he had a liscence for his dog to perform in public.  The other was an
agent, and was trying to hire the dog, but the dog-puppet man wouldn't
agree to it because he wanted the dog as a solo act.  Eventually, the 
SPCA guy and the agent started bickering and the dog-puppet man slunk
away with his dog-puppet and all his hymnals in tow.

     I'm not sure if he was part of the concert, but I didn't see his name
on the playbill.


John
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