HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: The Deadliest joke in't World
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 12:45:28 GMT

>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <1992Nov18.181329.9773@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
>> Yes.
>> 
>> Dan aka I've already pissed off 35 people today, and it's not even lunchtime
>Sorry Dan, I'm not pissed off. 
>But did I tell you the one about the Englishman who....

>Gina aka the goddess of bad jokes

You can't piss off all of the people all of the time, but you might as
well give it your best shot.  

Actually I was referring to people here, not a.f.m-p denizens... I've
been mailing limericks out when I have nothing better to do, and I
never have anything better to do... I expect to be lynched soon.

So, Gina my little hedgehog, what can I do that WILL piss you off?

Dan aka This is a boring reply isn't it
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: The deadliest joke in the world
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 20:40:05 GMT

In article <ins450m.722312970@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>
>>In article <1992Nov17.222103.319@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
>
>:wq> 
>>> Dan aka FORTRAN is my native languag
>
>>Gina aka really--mine's BASIC
>
>Eccles aka You both are sad - next thing you'll tell me is that you're
>fluent in COBOL.
>
"C is my native language.
:grins
"Although I am also fluent in basic, fortran, pascal, tads, and am learning\
smalltalk.
:puts his favorite album into his cd player
:cds to /usr/bin
:ls -Fls
"I was wondering where all the a.out formatted spam went to.
:grins madly

William Turlough Cat aka beiad
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: attack of jester's aka's
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 14:29:16 GMT

>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>>3. REGARDING THE SALE OF JESTER:
>>>>>I want him. He already said he was mine. So what's the price? 
>>>>your body...was the price you offered...
>>>The "check" is in the mail.
>>>*wink wink* *nudge nudge* *say no more, say no more*
>>geee.......i can't wait til the first nite in bed.....
>Bed? I was thinking more of a shower first.....

that will work too...as long as i can undress you and
wash your luscious body.........

>>>>>I can pay more than Satan, offer a better place to live than Hell, and
>>>>>take you to places you've never been before. 
>>>>>PLEASE CAN I HAVE YOU JESTER? PLEASE!!!!!!
>>>>sure..if i can have your luscious body.....
>>>Come and get it, "big" boy.....
>>i need a car............its a long drive .....i think.......
>Yes, you do. So "get" one, you silly little Court Jeste, you.....

even i i have to steal it??? i wonder howfar kentuckey really is from here

>>>>>Gina aka the person blamed for all accusations lobbied against anyone
>>>>Jester aka the person who put her in power...
>>>Gina aka isn't it nice of me to let him think do...
>> Jester aka shouldn't that last word be "so" ????????
>Gina aka yes, but I let you do lots of things too (a case of the
>	overlapping tohughts again; hate it when that happens.)
Jester aka i see.......so sex at midnite on the river then?
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de
Subject: Re: Orationes in Verrem aka Orations in Fact
Organization: University of Passau - Germany
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 16:19:09 GMT

In article <BxvrE1.IBI@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
 
>
>J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de writes:
>>Si quis vestrum, Gina et Leather et Meredith et Eccels et
>>Chestnutt et Heidi E Schmidt et David Bromage et Sprooney et
>>Turlow et Jester, aut eorum, qui adsunt, forte
>>miratur me, qui tot annos in alt.fan.monty-python ita
>>sim versatus, ut legerim multos, laeserim neminem, subito
>>nunc mutata voluntae ad accusandum descendere, is, si mei
>>consilii causam rationemque cognoverit, una et id, quod facio,
>>probabit et in hac causa profecto neminem praeponendum mihi
>>esse auctorem putabit.
>---
>Rough translation:
>
>what if you, Gina, Leather, Meredith, Eccles, Chestnut, Heidi, Bromo, Simon,
>Turlow, and Jester. or they, who are able, brave admirers of me, who for all
>these years in alt.fan.monty=python so converse with me, or i will read many
>things, I will offend noone, suddeny, now you wish
>to change, to lower ones self to accusations, if my advice understands reason
>and cause, one and this, which i make, he will approve and in this case, he
>will never approve me to be responsible.
>---
>
>Okay..so it has some translation errors..but the point is
>no point exactly.....the entire thing is crap =8)
No, it isn't|
... Yes, it is|
No, it isn't|
... Yes, it IS| /* must be cautios not to be arrested being a Jester-Imposer*/
No, it isn't|
... That's no argument, just contradiction |
Contradiction can be an argument as well| Nonetheless: The text makes sense
but I haven't come here to interpret my own words| (Look it up in a CICERO-
translation of the Orationes is Verrem :-) Anyway, if there wasn't a point
it would perfectly fit here. /* Nudge Nudge, Bouncy Bouncy, Wink Wink */
>
>Jester aka latin scholar?
>
>
>>
>>S.D.M. Trappus
>>
>
>
>--
>Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent
>political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of
>apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.
>Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
From: lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu (Ray Warner (the 'skwish dude))
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Glupie leudii
Date: 19 Nov 92 12:33:42 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

Meredith Luke (the sexiest woman in the world) writes:
> Since people seem so determined to post in Latin lately, how about a bit of
> Russian...(phonetically spelled, of course.)
> 
> Dyumayu shto, leudii v etom NEWSGROUPe-ochen schyumaschedshie leudii.  Oni ne
> hochyat racckaziivats o MONTYu PYTHONe, no o yobats vec dehn.  Ya hachu, shto
> oni tolko govoryat o Djohne Kleecii u gumbiix.  Ya lyublyu Sergeya, moy
> budyyushee mooyz.  Nyet!  Eta voda!! Eclii mui zyivom v kvartire Borica, Sergei
> u ya byudiim polyucymashedshie.  Shto mui byudiim delatz, korgda mui
> zybom v Mockbe?  Seychaz, v kenoteatre, fuilm <<Lenin u ero morozenoe>>. 
> Dyumau shto, eta samwie glyupwie fuilm v mire. Zylyonie Diimitri-em gavno.
> 
> Take that!
> 
> 

Shto? Dumayoo, shto Sofia ochen sumashedshaya. Ona tosha ochen krasivaya.
Tambien, ella esta loca, y bonita. Yo ella quiero.

Ayudame! Socorro! Pamagaitye mnye, oo minya yeyst panos!

Au revoir, das vidanya, adios, aloha, later dude....

the 'skwish dude aka multilingual as well....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: Who the hell is this Dan character?
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Distribution: alt
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 19:40:08 GMT

Aha!  He fell for my little trap!  I've been using Aardvarks for
offensive purposes since the mind of man runneth not to the contrary.
I'll meet you outside the Pitti Palace (East Wing) next Friday at 2:35
PM.  Bring a second.  Stupid git.

Dan aka Anyone who can't tell the difference between us can just go
stand in the teaches
From: coppinge8817@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: scripts
Date: 18 Nov 92 11:14:38 -0600
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

Hey, there python fans, 
        Just thought i'd drop in for a bit...  i now have cheese shoppe and
will post it to the group if i get a reply within 48 hours.  i will also post
bruces, and norwegian blue.  you have two days to request.  

                                MERF.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Nov 92 21:54:39
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: phygod72@nic.gac.edu's message of 13 Nov 92 11:47:02 -0600Lines: 17

In article <1992Nov13.114703.2286@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
.In article <BxMFn4.GH5@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
.} phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
.} >In article <BxL7nz.I4q@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
.} >}kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
.} >}>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.} >}>|>phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
.} >}>|>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.} >}>|>>}Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
.} >}>|>>Phil squig or is that "frosting-tipped tracts of land"?
.} >}>|>Court Jester aka I think its Gina Tits seen across the land......
.} >}>chestnutt aka Gina knits a marching band....
.} >}Ct Jester aka Gina gets all the men?
.} >Phil squig yup--she does them in the den
.} Jester squid aka will she have sex with me then????
.Phil squig no silly, you have to be human!!!!
Dan aka I'll be hummin', is that close enough?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Articles
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:58:37 GMT

I love having holidays - I filled an entire page of nn
with my articles.

Eccles

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth)
Subject: Re: The Philosopher's song?
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:25:02 GMT

the novel writing sketch is on the matching tie and handkerchief
album, as for the philosophers' song, i'm still trying to figure it
out myself.
                                             cathy
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jester the loony
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 03:30:20 GMT

brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>Debate time: which tastes worse, Jester or lark's vomit?

dunno..let me cut myself up and mail the pieces to all of you..

>David aka Crunchy Jester? <blows chunks on the keyboard>
Jester aka puked all over keys everywhere...
-- 
I am the toddler that naps in the night!
I am the widget that's missing from the easy to assemble swing set.
I am the sweater gift you have to exchange.
I am the minus sign you can't cancel out.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 19 Nov 92 12:01:02 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov19.003436.8194@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
> In article <ins450m.722048334@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>
>>>>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>>>>leather aka snuggling up and getting very comfy
>>>Meetch aka Just sit here... in this comfy chair.....
>>Eccles aka look out for that 'splinter
> leather aka ouch?
Gina aka let finish setting this sheep trap and I'll help you 

> 
> 
>
From: daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumbys of the world unite. (part  ** 3 **)
Date: 20 Nov 92 16:07:34 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <By0BIF.E3M@cck.coventry.ac.uk} jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.) writes:
}
}  Well, we have got some clever people who know about throatwobbler mangroves.
}  Well done to everyone who got it right.
}
}  Heres another question for yus alls.
}
}  What is the title of H.M. Public service film no.42 ???
}

HM GOVERNMENT, PUBLIC SERVICE FILM NO. 42, PARA 6. "How Not To Be Seen"

T. Daniel Crawford
Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
University of Georgia
Athens, GA 30602
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: a.f.mp POLITICAL REFORMs policy!!
Date: 16 Nov 92 20:57:19 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Nov13.123320.3934@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>In article <1992Nov10.193939.27993@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> As the Prime representative of "Anarchy" in our newly elected
>> "None-of-the-Above/Anarchy/Sir-Not-Appearing-in-this-Post"
>> coalition, I would like to note that the OVERWHELMING numbers
>> voting for our candidates just goes to prove that the PEOPLE
>> have given us a clear MANDATE for future political policies on
>> a.f.mp!!
>> 
>> First:	NO MORE POLITICS in a.f.mp
>> 
>> Second:	See the first
>> 
>> Fifth, er, Third:	NO POOFTAS!!!
>> 
>> Fourth:	There is NO FOURTH!!
>> 
>> Fifth:	See the first
>>
>I thought those came in bottles... 
>> We shall do our best to enforce these policies (with the help of 
>> the Bishop!) and I'm sure Gina will help us make a smooth transition
>> (to the all SEX newsgroup ... Just dial 1-900-M-PYTHON ...)
>> 
>anything you ask of me....
>> James nerak I'll bet you missed me didn't you.
>you bet I did.
>> 	What? you didn't?
>Did too!!!
>> 	Well, who cares about you anyway!
>lots of people ( i hope)
>> 	*I'm* the *important one!!!
>second to me.

>Gina aka at your service
Same J <=== your serVices are alway welcome....
(ps my editor is kinda on the fritz AAAAAARGH!!!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gina still loves Fievel
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 21 Nov 92 01:12:04
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu's message of 18 NOV 92 00:04:21 GMTLines: 5

In article <18NOV92.00042169@vax.clarku.edu> jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:

.,

^
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jesters Erection Lesults
Date: 17 Nov 92 20:43:46 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization

In article <ins450m.721980714@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>
>>kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>|>>>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
>>>|>>>Court Jester aka if you say so.....
>>>|>>J Seam aak so!
>>>|>JReste aka grrr.......I want to be an airbourne ranger
>>>You want to be a fair haired major?
>
>>No. I want to be a red-headed stranger
>You mean you want to own a red-headed stranger
here i am!  redheaded, and stranger than most!  of course i am
already owned (by an englishman, no less:)) but i spose
you could negotiate with him...
>>>chestnutt aka i'll bet you'ed be cute
>>Jester aka that is what she said after i HAD her
>eCcles aka Liar liar pants are on fyre
leather aka  better take a cold shower then
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lachlan@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Lachlan Brown)
Subject: Re: A WARNING!!!!
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date: 18 Nov 92 22:32:44 GMT

maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris) writes:

>	WATCH OUT - THERE ARE LLAMAS!!!!



Do not swim here!!!!

Lachlan aka Noo, Nuu, NI, ah thats it NI,
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Who the hell is this Dan character?
From: phygod72@dumaine.gac.edu (Philip Miesle)
Date: 19 Nov 92 10:14:03
Distribution: alt
Organization: Little Dan wants a life

Well, I am continuing to be confused.  There are now two Dans posting
here, and this is cause for confusion, especially considering that
they both use aka's.  

I think that we need to do something about this little problem.

I'd suggest that one of them change their name.  Or both of them
change their name to Bruce.  Bruce would be nice.  Yes yes yes, very
nice.  Actually, I'd like to go ride on a cart.  A really big cart.

My uncle sells Spam.  He's a whoresaler...er...wholesaler.  

My aunt sells Treet.  She's not a wholesaler...she's a groper...er
grocer.

My grandfather doesn't sell anything.  He's dead.
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What did the Knights say?
Date: 19 Nov 92 14:40:26 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Distribution: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00482-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <OLEMIK.92Nov18120917@stork.iesd.auc.dk>, olemik@iesd.auc.dk (Ole Mikael Soerensen) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!uwm.edu!caen!uunet!mcsun!sunic!dkuug!iesd!iesd.auc.dk!olemik
|> From: olemik@iesd.auc.dk (Ole Mikael Soerensen)
|> Subject: What did the Knights say?
|> Message-ID: <OLEMIK.92Nov18120917@stork.iesd.auc.dk>
|> Sender: news@iesd.auc.dk (UseNet News)
|> Organization: Mathematics and Computer Science, Aalborg University
|> Distribution: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Date: 18 Nov 92 12:09:17
|> Lines: 24
|> 
|> 
|> Hi Monty Python lovers out there.
|> 
|> Being a stupid dane, who has recently watched 
|> "King Arthur and the Quest for the Holy Grale",
|> I wonder: What did the Knights say after having stopped saying 'NI'?
|> 
|> It was something like: eki-eki-eki....
|> 
|> Surely, one of you out there must know that. :-)
|> 
|> Please reply via E-MAIL.
|> 
|> I really liked the film. One of the best scenes was:
|> 
|> Pie Jesu Domine (Schmak) Donat eies Requiem (Schmak)....
|> 
|> /Ole
|> 
|> --
|> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|> Schulz:      There is no problem that is so big or so complicated, 
|>                       that it can't be run away from                   
|> -------------------------------------------------------------olemik@iesd.auc.dk
|> 
Yes, we know it...And stop calling us surely!

chestnutt aka we've already got one
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: 100 SNUGGLEBUNNIES on the rampage!!!!!!!!
Date: 16 Nov 92 12:51:05 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <DJOHNSON.92Nov15192051@cayenne.gac.edu>, djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
> In article <1992Nov13.121642.820@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> .In article <ins450m.721550171@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> .> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> .> 
> .> 
> .>>Snugglebunnies*100
> .> 
> .> Silly jester person has learnt to use cut&paste. Nice to see he
> .> has a new toy.
> .> 
> .> Eccles  aka Wbbl
> 
> 
> .In my day we didn't have cut & paste to play with!  We had to draw the Mona
> .Lisa 6 billion times and paste them to our walls for wallpaper!
> 
> Mona Lisa???  Humph, in my day we didn't have that.  We drew adds for
> Franklin Mint products till our hands bleed and fell off, then held
> them individually against the walls with our bare stumps!
> 
> Dan aka Of course they weren't *really* wall, they were just stacks of
> bloating, dead ravens that we piled up to keep the wind off us.


Ravens! You were lucky!  We had to huddle under a pile of grass clippings for
warmth when it was ten million degrees below zero!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 11:31:01 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>: > : > ->>So how do you define Gina?
>>: > A protein large bag of mostly water (about 80%).
>>: I can personally guarantee that there is more to me than just water.
>>: Want to find out for yourself? 
>>At last! A topic for my thesis! Make an appointment and I'll take you up
>>to the lab for some "tests".
>Yes,but does it have bananas?
On the hour!

>>OK androstenone then, but tequila is cheaper.
>WHAT? You've said no about the tequila????
>HOW????
>Tequila IS GOD!
>(You know the trinity... Tequila, Chainsaws, and swarfega!)
>(Tequila being the holy spirit!
>AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Silly man. Kahlua is the holy spirit.

>>David aka purely for the advancement of science you know
>>BTW anyone know Gina's genus? Can't be homo.....
>Um.... spamo?
Frank?

>IONSmjkasd
Eccles akakakakakakakakakakakakaka
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: rodenhiser@chem1.chem.dal.ca (RODENHEISER ANDREW)
Subject: Re: Johan Gambleputti de von.....
Keywords: Johann, Brahms, Panties, Spam, Semprini
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 20:10:57 GMT

In article <d2viktor.722506243@dtek.chalmers.se> d2viktor@dtek.chalmers.se (Viktor Fougstedt) writes:
>From: d2viktor@dtek.chalmers.se (Viktor Fougstedt)
>Subject: Johan Gambleputti de von.....
>Date: 23 Nov 92 08:10:43 GMT
>
>'ello.
>
>I have tried, and tried, and tried, but cannot hear the entire name
>of Johan Gambleputti de von ausfern... When ever one of them read the
>name out loud, they either loose breath or die. :-)
>
>Please help.
>
>d2viktor@dtek.chalmers.se
>*Yep. I have no signature. Yet. *

Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties... I'm sorry...
Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach.  Names that will live
for ever.  But there is one composer whose name is never included with
the greats.  Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann
Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-
digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-
banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-
grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-
bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
gumberaber-shonendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of
Ulm.  To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name
in German Baroque music, we present a profile of 
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-scplenden-schlitter-do-you-really-
think-I'm-going-to-type-that-again-8^)-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft
of Ulm.  We start with an interview with his only surviving relative
Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfern....(fades out)

Typed entirely from memory 8^)
no, really! 8^)

"Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just the Words"
Methuen, London 1989 volume 1 pg 67.
(excellent book -- scripts of all 45 episodes, "except for the
animated bits")

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Andrew Paul Rodenhiser   |  You are the only censor.
Department of Chemistry  |  If you don't like what I'm saying,
Dalhousie University     |  you have the choice.
Halifax, N.S. Canada     |  You can turn me off!
APRODEN@ac.dal.ca        |   --Alice Cooper, Lay Down & Die, Goodbye.
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