From: imani@willis.cis.uab.edu (Salim Imani)
Subject: PVNR meets Advani (a Satire : ) )
Organization: University of Alabama at Birmingham
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 22:46:02 GMT

	Since laughter is the best medicine, here is a  meeting between our 
PM P V Narimsha Rao (PVNR) and opposition leader Mr. Advani in jail: 


PVNR :  Hi, Advaniji. Long time no see, I hope your stay in jail is comfortable.
Advani : Yes pretty much, the jailor Mr. Mohammad Khan is most cooperative
	 and takes care of my every wish and he gets me beef biryani made by
	his wife.
PVNR :  Do you remember something? You owe me 10 lakh rupees, we had a
	bet, remember, that Ram JanmaBhoomi issue will lead to your downfall.
Advani :  Ha, don't be so sure, you were really smart when you didn't send
	enough security to Ayodhya so that it would look as though we were
	responsible for the mess up.  Just wait and watch we will one day
	topple your government, why did you dissolve the government of my
	states, you will never get away with it.  We will have a bundh every
	week and riots whenever possible.   You may be sly as a fox but
	I am smarter.
PVNR :  Yeah, I know that was kind of dumb but with the commies on my neck
	I had no choice.  But look I want to be a PM for my entire term,
	I don't wanna go down in history as VP Singh and his likes.  We
	are smart people, look we can work out a deal, I will go ahead and
	undissolve one of your state government, OK?
Advani : Two
PVNR : One, look ...
Advani : Two or else ...
PVNR :  OK!!! OK, you got a deal.
Advani :  If you agree to let me out of this place I will give you another
	suggestion, I want to go for my winter vacation to Pakistani to visit
	some relatives.
PVNR :  Shoot, I am all ears.
Advani :  Don't try and reconstruct the mosque...
PVNR :  Oh that!  I was anyway not planning to do so, my speech writer
	who I have now fired, wrote that down, I couldn't believe my own
	ears when I said that and that also on national TV.
Advani :  Yeah, I thought that was kind of cocky
PVNR  :  First he made me a national fool and then those bloody commies, @#%.
	At my age I can't take this fortunately I take Zandu's Kesari Jeewan,
	I recommend that to you also especially the crisis you are going
	through yourself.
Advani :  Yeah, I will keep that in mind, today's politics is not at all
	compassionate towards old folks like us, I also want to improve
	my public image once I get out.
PVNR  :  I will help you out, I will go on air on DoorDarshan and claim it
	was not your fault and try and confuse the people with some other
	reason, my new speechwriter is great at this and will take care of
	this, don't worry.
Advani :  Also I don't want to associate with Murli Manohar, he is a liability
	around these days it's good that you had him moved to another
	cell, he doesn't wear a deodorant niether does be bathe daily.
PVNR  :  Yuk, anyways, I will make a move.  I will try my best to get you
	out of here, my kids and wife are missing you.  My wife has said
	that she will prepare your favorite gajar ka halwa when you come home.  	You are a pal and let this small issue(Ayodhya) not come in our way.
        Let's be professionals after all we have our respective careers at
	stake.  Bye. 
Advani :  Sure.  Khuda-Afeez.   

This is a figment of my imagination and doesn't correspond with reality.
----Salim.
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