From: amoojoon@ghahveh.khooneh.mash.yadollAh (Bacheh Morshed)
Subject: news and views
Summary: peeeeeace
Keywords: peace plan
Organization: naghAl khooneh
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 03:53:41 GMT


Notice: the following posting has utilized minimum amount of humor due
        to the sensitivity of the subject.          

Amoo's JAmeh Ayeeneh Broadcasting (AJAB!) presents:  

			NEWS & VIEWS

SCI, AJAB Press-- According to reliable sources who did not  
                  want their names mentioned a secret peace 
                  plan has been proposed to the delegations
                  of the sides of SCI recent conflicts.
 		  While all groups and individuals 
		  are  insisting that they will be fighting 
		  until complete victory, negotiations have 
		  been held via direct electronic/phone 
		  contacts. Our relentless reporters have provided us 
		  with the script of one of those conversations:

No. 1: I'm still considering the option but what if they won't accept 
       it?
No. 2: sure they will; he said they are not as bad as they     	  
       sound like.
No. 1: but you know them, they're just looking for an 
       excuse to attack us. I'm not gonna .....
No. 2: wait a second, don't forget who's mediating here.
No. 1: so what?...O.K. I like the guy but he's got no 
       control over them; they just do whatever they can
       to embarrass us like they've always done it.
No. 2: he said he would give us his personal guarantee..
       I think he's credible enough for his word.
No. 1: we haven't even seen this guy...I'm not
       even sure who's side he's on.
No. 2: neither side...at least that's what he says.
No. 1: see that's the problem...you gotta have a side if you're an 
       Iranian.
No. 2: what does it have to do with being an Iranian? this is
       between us and them...it's not an Iranian issue, is 
       it?
No. 1: of course it's an Iranian thing...it's been so many 
       years since 1978...he should've learned his lesson
       by now.
No. 2: well the guy is just too mellow....he's not as hot as         	 
       some people who think they've found THE way to save the		  
       world!
No. 1: have you been brain-washed or what? 
No. 2: no I just think I wanna see some calmness here...I'm sick of 
       fighting over the same thing over and over without a chance to 
       resolve anything......who are we kidding? who's gonna change?
       me? you? them?
No. 1: I know it won't be me....and I don't care if they will change or 
       not...I just can't take crap from that type of people.
No. 2: O.K. so you won't change, they won't change but we should
       still call each other names and make people think of us as...

end of tape

                  While the identity of the mediator(s) is not
                  known to AJAB Press, increased activities
                  have been reported from the Midwest. 
                  We have also received a draft of the
                  proposed peace plan which is printed
                  here for your information:

   The signatories of this peace plan will accept the following 
   terms:
   
   1) substantial increase in the amount of tolerance with respect 
      to the opposite side.   
   2) using publicly acceptable language at all times.
   3) refraining from making threats, regardless of how baseless they may 
      be.  
   4) refraining from insulting people's beliefs, values, and 
      religion.
   5) considering the rights of other people as fellow humans regardless
      of their ideology   
                 
		AJAB Press analysts believe there are 
                more items in the final version of 
		the peace plan however we have not been able 
	        to obtain a final copy as yet.
                AJAB Press will be keeping you updated as
                events will develop.   

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