HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Date: 24 Jul 92 23:17:10 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) scribbled : 

[assorted stuff sacrificed to the Satanic `vi']
=>Michael aka The Church Police
=>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting! 
No, you silly, silly person .... it's the Bishop of Leicester ....

Simon aka not-the-Bishop of Bath & Wells
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: asturman@casper.cs.uct.ac.za (A Sturman)
Subject: Lumberjacks
Organization: Computer Science Department, University of Cape Town
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 15:06:26 GMT

Is the Lumberjack song a natural logarithm?

Andrew , net.punster     

/////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Andrew Sturman          :  Jack In
asturman@zaphod.cs.uct.ac.za   		: Turn On
University of Cape Town, South Africa			: Burn Out
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From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lots of bullshit posts here! (semi-serious)
Date: 27 Jul 92 03:30:47 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <c9037395.711936100@jupiter.newcastle.edu.au> c9037395@jupiter.newcastle.edu.au (Helen Lee) writes:

>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>>>Let's try to be just a tad responsible, eh guys?
>>Responsible?  Wassat ?
>It's not wasting other people's resources.
Which people?

>>>Why not try group-emailing for the cascade stuff?
>>Things would get a mite boring then, wouldn't they?  And besides, people
>I doubt it.
I disagree.

>>can't just join in if they don't know wot we're up to. :)
>Well, 99.9% of us don't want to.
Where did that statistic come from? Did you take a poll or did you just make it
up?  If 99.9% *really and truly* don't want such silliness, I think there would
be justification for creating 'a.f.mp.silly' and 'a.f.mp.serious'.

Barring that, why don't we agree on the convention that 'serious' postings
include a 'serious disclaimer' on the subject line, as I did just now?
(I think that makes much more sense than flagging the 'silly' ones, since
we all agree that the 'silly' postings are a much larger volume. (and when
making silly postings it's easy to forget a 'silly' flag.) )

>>Meetch aka Would *YOU* like to sit on my face ?
>Yes please... NOT!!
James aka Come up to my place ... bouncy, bouncy?

>Cheers,

M*A*S*H,
					James Willer email to jmw1388@cs.rit.edu
{The opinions above are probably NOT those of
 Hanan Polansky. I don't know. I never asked.}
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: seriousness
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 15:20:02 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.134403.29175@ulowell.ulowell.edu>
lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
 
>In article <24JUL199200064064@venus.tamu.edu>
>mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>
>>
>>In article <ins450m.711791299@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes...
>>>mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>>
>>>>>>{R.I.P} AGAIN! And let that be a warning to you all!
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>=> Pag aka I am not a mouse but I know someone who was..
>>>>>>>>>>>>       Yeah, that's what they always say .... you know, one lump of cheese
>>>>>>>>>>>>leads to another ..... I know where you've hidden your mouse suit you, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>you ...... MOUSE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>Simon aka RodentExtermination Is Us....
>>>>>>>>>>>Michael aka SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! (thump)
>>>>>>>>>>Chris aka Poor little fellow.  He never 'ad a chance.
>>>>>>>>>Michael aka shall we do 'im again? SQUEAK! oops...
>>>>>>>>Chris aka Careful where you step.  You could trod upon 'im.
>>>>>>>Meetch aka 's ok, there's plenty more where that came from.
>>>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
>>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>>Eccles aka You can't do that - you never no where he's been.
>>Michael aka The Church Police
>>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting!
>Chris aka we have some Ram's bladder cup if that's what you prefer. .
>
>
>In article <1992Jul23.111334.21860@aber.ac.uk>, ssw9@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) writes:
>
>|> =>}  Live to flame, flame to live.
>|> =>burn him its a witch..
>|> Burn 'im 'cos he's serious .... witchness or duckness doesn't even come into
>|> it ...
>
>neither does the plumage....
>
>|> =>Jester aka lets mail-bomb him...NOT
>|> Simon aka the Loony - fetch the comfy chair, he's committed heresy on the
>|> grounds of being serious!
>-- lisa aka he's PINING for the FJORDS!!
Chris aka HE'S *NOT* PINING!!! He's being far too serious, though.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal)
Subject: Re: Lisas
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:14:30 GMT


>>Guys......
>>There are only two of us......so GET IT RIGHT!!!!!
>Two is plenty enough for me...
Plenty? One too many i think. (I'm not saying which one should go
tho'.

>>I'm Lisa with the big L
>Okay. I'm game. How big *is* that "L"?
Well, after that accident with the chainsaw...

>>Lisa aka wouldn't you like to know
>Michael aka I damn sure would
mNSio kak Michael... is there any group I subscribe to that you
dont?

>      "Big lizard in my backyard. Can't afford to feed it anymore.
>       Big liazrd in my backyard. Busting down my neighbor's door.
>       Yeah, I bought a big lizard only a dollar-fifty.
>       Yeah, that's pretty neat. Well, that's fucking nifty.
>       But I just can't afford to feed it.
>       And you should see the way it shits!"

>                            The Dead Milkmen
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: tcanham@kilroy.jpl.nasa.gov (Tim Canham) 
Subject: peasant's lecture on government
Reply-To: tcanham@kilroy.jpl.nasa.gov
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:57:00 GMT

For any of you m.p. buffs:  I need the answer to this question.

In _Search for the Holy Grail_, when Arthur is trying to get to
the castle, he argues with this peasant digging mud, who screams:
"look, he's oppressing me!"

Q: What was the form of goverment he claimed they were?  
   (self-governing something)

Please e-mail the reply to me as I never look at this group.


---------------
"They always told me I would be a rocket scientist"
Timothy K. Canham                                          
tcanham@jpl.nasa.gov
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: cluelessness?, pt.2
Date: 27 Jul 92 05:25:51 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Jul23.192654.23916@morgan.ucs.mun.ca> hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) grates:

>	One poster doesn't know who Graham Chapman is ?  Can this be true?
        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>	He doesn't know who Terry Gilliam is either? What the fuck ?
        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>						I see the group as
>	a possible means to introduce NEW FANS to MPFC, and this 
        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>	can't happen very well the way I see it here.  Just so much crap.

Can you say "cognitive dissonance"???
You can't have it both ways, duckie!!


James aka I'll take the Blow to the Head
From: michael@paul.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Graham Chapman drinking story
Date: 27 Jul 92 21:28:34 GMT
	<27JUL199213340431@zeus.tamu.edu>
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu's message of 27 Jul 92 18:34:00 GMT

=  >Michael "what's all this then (during the rape scene)"
=  Nooooooo! It's another Michael! As if 2 lisa's wasn't enough...now there's two
=  Michael's! ARGGHHH! Wot's next? Two Eccles? Two PKTs? Two Craig's (God, no!)?
=  Just call me Rat(tart)boy from now on...

=  Michael aka Maybe it was just my other head posting...
If not rat(tart)boy, then *3* Michaels! NNYYAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

chaplin aka amongst our many michaels...

--
===============================================================================
Michael Chaplin                    Language is a virus from outer space.
michael@albert.bu.edu                     - William S. Burroughs

The Einstein Papers Project        The opinions contained herein reflect
Boston University                      neither those of the project, 
Boston, Massachusetts, USA             nor those of Albert Einstein.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: SNUGGLING BUNNIES
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 10:21:22 GMT

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <1992Jul21.051830.24787@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) did say:
>|
>|>|}Morjens aka anyone else not content wiff my little scheme of marching up
>|>|}and down the square?
>|>|Jester aka it workwed for Hitler in 1938
>|>Jos aka No, no, no! It's `Hilter' not `Hitler' ... ahahaah ... not me!
>|Meetch aka I'll be sleeping in...
>|
>|>ps. The first one to say `sn*ggl*b*nn**s' will be spanked with a 
>|>    smelly hanky! Be warned! Read the TWWNATS list first, before
>|>    you post (TWWNATS = The Words We're Not Allowed To Say)
>|pps. Does that include "NI!" ?

>*owee*! *owee*! *owee*! (jumpin' up and down on one leg ...) Now look
>what you've done to me! You silly twit! I hurt my leg! My beautiful, 
>poor leg! Owee! Owee! Don't you ever say that word again! Yes, it's
>in the list too! We're not allowed to say `NI!' Ow! Ow! Ow! Owee!
>Owee! Owee!

Thats not your leg, thats mine, you borrowed it in 1827 and 
you still haven't paid the rent for the last twenty years.
I'm mean look at that water daage top the knee, that was all
new stuff in there.

>Jos aka Everything hurts now!
Eccle s aka Good.
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lisas
Date: 27 Jul 92 03:14:28 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1683011AA3.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu interjects:

[gooey green stuff sent to an alternate dimension]

>>|> I'll take Big L, nothing against Little L, you see, but I like my letters big.
>>
>>oh, FINE, see if I care...
>>
>>(blah blah blah)
>>
>>|> >mNSio kak Michael... is there any group I subscribe to that you
>>|> >dont?
>>|> Well, which do you subscribe to? I'm in alt.fan.monty-python (bet you didn't
>>|> expect *that* one), alt.prose., alt.writing, alt.thrash,
>>|> alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy, alt.leather.panties, alt.lemon.curry, alt.spam,
>>|> rec.games.cellar, alt.Lisa.cooking, alt.lupin.bandit, and, finally...
>>|> of course...alt.spanish.inquisition.
>>
>>I DIDN'T EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
>>
>>But wait a minute - I don't cook!  Oh, never mind, you capitalized the name,
>>so it must be the other Lisa....
>>
>>|> Michael aka also...net.sarchasm
>>-- lisa aka yes, that response was a bit predictable - but is it what the
>>        public wants?
>Chris aka let's take a poll. . .
James aka What you do on your own time is *your* business....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Knights who say......
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 05:22:19 GMT

lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:

>In article <17JUL92.19495511@vax.clarku.edu>, mdowning@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>|> 2 questions....
>|> 
>|> 1: Do the knights say "knee", or "nee"?

>neither; they say 'ni!'
Really?  I thought it was 'NI!'  And no, I'm not saying it - merely
quoting the kniggits.

>|> sky, in a creamy white sauce garnished with lots of vodka
>-- lisa
Meetch aka *hic!*
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: long.......
Date: 27 Jul 92 02:41:49 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1682AA70F.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu grunts:

>In article <1992Jul20.150357.4136@ulowell.ulowell.edu>
>lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
> 
>>
>>
>>In article <54462@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>> }|> }Lisa aka touch me briefly and make the check out to cash
>>|> }|> Jester how about long and where do I make the check out to}?
>>|> }how long is it?  Isn't that a rather personal question, sir?
>>|> um, yes...but that was in how long may I touch you???
>>
>>wrong lisa....  you were addressing one of the other ones before...
>>(No, I'm Zeut's identical twin sister, Dingo...)
>>
>>|> ----Iester formally of the Philharmonic Iester's
>>-- lisa aka always with a small 'l'
>Chris aka Me John, Big Tree!
James aka And now, Number 1 ...

The Larch
From: v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Americans not on holiday.
Date: 29 Jul 92 16:37:00 GMT
Organization: SUNY@Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <ins450m.712407050@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes...
>Right thats it.
> 
>Tia, Simon, Jester, Jos, (Dan if your still there)......
>This is just not on.
>Sorry, Meetch too, and Morjens.
Well, if you turn the switch..... 

>When are all these naughty people going to go back
>to work so that we can have our nice discussions wiuth
>out them breaking into irrelevencies about monty-python
>Don't they know that the name is a blind???
Yeam, jus' wish my name was as blind as a bat so it can't see me and I can't 
see it (if it was invisible).

>Eccles aka I CAN't keep up!!!!
Tia aka keep running!!!
From: v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: twister
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:32:00 GMT
Organization: SUNY@Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <30JUL199201103607@venus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes...
>In article <Bs5q61.A39@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes...
>>In article <ins450m.712404703@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes...
>>>v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>>> 
>>>>In article <27JUL199213311091@zeus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes...
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>lisa & Lisa & Tia are the main flames around here (saynomore......)
>>>>>>Wellum, we must be starting a *big* blaze 'round 'ere, then!
>>>>>Well I can beat a pair of lisas with a Tia kicker...here! I got a Royal Flush!
>>>>>Prince William, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Victoria, Mary Queen of Scots, and
>>>>>King Author!
>>>>How about King George I, II, III, IV and Louis XIV, XV, XVI? That's *my* kind
>>>>of royal flush! (or royal *blush*!)
>>>ARGH! Louis est on fyre!!!!
>>And George, wot about George????????
>Oh, ptthh George. Wot's he ever done for us?
Well, be stupid enuff to free us Colonists, fer one thing. 
> 
>>>>>>>> |> You see, Craig, there's this great thing called "unsubscribe." It's real easy.
>>>>>>>> |> All you do is type "u" rather than "f". It's really that simple. 
>>>>>>>> 	No, it's easier, I have an X terminal, and I can use a mouse.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>So can I, but we should wait for the next cheese party, mate <SQUEAK!>
>>>>>>Yea, it's Wolfgang Amadeus Mausart!!!!!! We'll bring the cheeze, he can 
>>>>>>bring the baby grand.
>>>>>Who needs a baby grand? I got an adolescent whooping crane the size of France.
>>>>>D'accord. D'accord. Be sure to bring the cheese and I'll bring my mouse
>>>>>costume too...SQUEAK!
>>>>Yea, and Mausart can come along anyway with out the baby grand.
>>>Nsughty girl, keep those hormaones away from me.
>>No, I will not....Mausart is tray good, and you are going to hear him play
>>(with me, of course)  :)
>Ha! He couldn't even play while tied in a bag. On the other hand, *I* can play
>all the verses of the Bells of St. Mary. Got a mouse organ anyone?
Mausart can play lots of things, including the Bells of St. Mary's.

>>>>>>>PKT aka Your entry for Upper Class Twit of the Year is in the mail, mate.
>>>>>>Tia aka very flatter'd you mention'd me in your postal servvies
>>>>>Michael aka You should o' seen where *I* mentioned ya...Whhaaa! Know-wot-I-mean?
>>>>Tia aka Yeam, I know Wot-You-Mean, but canst thou tellest me where 'tis?
>>>Eccles aka Everywhere, dear.
>>Tia aka so where is e'erywhere?
>Michael aka right here, deary
Tia aka where is here?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 07:49:19 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:



>>>>>{R.I.P} AGAIN! And let that be a warning to you all!
>>>>>>>>>>>=> Pag aka I am not a mouse but I know someone who was..
>>>>>>>>>>>       Yeah, that's what they always say .... you know, one lump of cheese
>>>>>>>>>>>leads to another ..... I know where you've hidden your mouse suit you, you
>>>>>>>>>>>you ...... MOUSE!
>>>>>>>>>>>Simon aka RodentExtermination Is Us....
>>>>>>>>>>Michael aka SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! (thump)
>>>>>>>>>Chris aka Poor little fellow.  He never 'ad a chance.
>>>>>>>>Michael aka shall we do 'im again? SQUEAK! oops...
>>>>>>>Chris aka Careful where you step.  You could trod upon 'im.
>>>>>>Meetch aka 's ok, there's plenty more where that came from.
>>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>James aka Well, I'd rather eat Johnson, sir (or a Lisa, anyway)
>mnSio ... Just cum on down to The Cellar. (If you want Lisa to eat
>      you too, it costs extra.)
Eccles aka Mnois You stil haven't delivered my meal.
From: BWOODAR1@ua1vm.ua.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Script stuff...
Date: 24 Jul 92 04:43:59 GMT
Organization: The University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa

I'm new to this list and was wondering if anyone could ****auuggghh!!! My war
wound!!!!!**** tell me where I might be able to find scripts for the various
movies.  I have an improvised script for the Holy Grail and one for the Life of
Brian, but they're not official and are somewhat incomplete.  And could someone
post the song the nights sing on their short visit to Camelot? And could
someone tell me where I can get a fish license or a good dose of E. Henry
Thripshaw's Disease??   *arrgghh!!! **Thud**
 
Buryl Woodard (coated in an olympic-style mayonnaise)
 
**Death is psychosomatic** - Charlie "Krazy Chazz" Manson
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Monday, 27 Jul 1992 13:58:31 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Antisemitism
 <1992Jul23.034823.22033@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
 <ins450m.712234860@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>

In article <ins450m.712234860@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>,
ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) says:
>hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski) writes:
>>In <13601@mindlink.bc.ca> Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) writes:
>>>> Jan Besehanic writes:
>>>> You're all very silly and I'm not going to interview you.
>
>>>You stole my line (AND IT'S MY ONLY LIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!)
>Well make him give it back you silly thing. Or we'll send
>the knee police around to cut his off and donate them to a
>Luton family without any knees of their own.
>>>See also:  You stole myHREAAAAAAADDD!
>>>And that's *not* even your nose, it's a false one!
>>Well, um ... yeah, we did the nose ...
>Well, make sure tha you undo it, because the pong in here is terrible.
>>James aka Are you thinking about the question or are you in fact ... dead??
>Eccles aka I have to admit it - I am a cucumber
Sal aka A cucumber? Maybe you know my zucchini?
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: seriousness
Date: 27 Jul 92 03:44:13 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Jul26.032837.8816@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00tekowalsky@bsu-ucs.uucp exposes him/herself:

>In reply to the seriousness note....

>"How do you know she's a witch?"
I just ask Lemming of the B.D.A.

James aka How tall are you?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm)
Subject: Some don't have a clue?
Organization: Ocean Sciences Centre
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 19:26:54 GMT


	One poster doesn't know who Graham Chapman is ?  Can this be true?
	He doesn't know who Terry Gilliam is either? What the fuck ?

	I enjoyed lisa's 'MIND' trip in a recent flame, btw.  It was 
	a good silly.  I saw that is was good.

	
	I'm not saying you can't be silly, but some of it has almost
	NOTHING to do with MPFC.  Like I said, go to alt.silly or
	somesuch group, at least for those urges of complete and utter
	sillyness.  The 'silly' thing was from a G. Chapman part that
	occasionally appeared in the shows.  Yeah yeah yeah, it's only
	for a while, 'cause none of you are G.C. !!!  You can't even 
	come close (nor I).  

	I was watching MPFC since I was 6 years old.  That good enough
	for you dudes?  Man, I'm fucked up too.  I should try to sue the
	BBC it's so bad!!  I would like to see more trivia, at least
	to balance all the private/inside jokes.  I see the group as
	a possible means to introduce NEW FANS to MPFC, and this 
	can't happen very well the way I see it here.  Just so much crap.

	Hey Lisa dear, why don't you want to hear about drinking stories
	as told by King Arthur himself?  Will you start crying?  We won't
	see you.  I had a great discussion on email about this after I posted
	the 'quiz'.  No replies to the quiz either.  Guess none of you 
	have a &%&^% clue (?).  I think it's sort of interesting to know
	about the ultimate masters of comedy in at least *some* of their
	off-stage lives.  Don't you?  

	Here's another question:  What did the crew of the Sheffield sing
	as their ship was sinking in the Falkland war?  

	
	Mr. Pither: 'No, you've got to look down that bit there.'

	------------------

	'Yes, there are split crotched panties on Algon!'


	====================

	Wake up and smell the newsgroup,
	Craig Spam


	
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: re:seriousness
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 06:30:00 GMT

>> In reply to the seriousness note....
>> 
>> "How do you know she's a witch?"
>> 
> 
>well, she turned me into a newt!
You got better, I see...


Michael aka The Oh So Predictable Response Chairperson 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Bath & Wells
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:40:00 GMT

>>[assorted stuff sacrificed to the Satanic `vi']
>>=>Michael aka The Church Police
>>=>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting! 
>>No, you silly, silly person .... it's the Bishop of Leicester ....
> 
>>Simon aka not-the-Bishop of Bath & Wells
>James aka "It's not-the-Bishop!!!"
Michael aka can you help me with my insurance Not-the-Bishop? There seems
to be a clause about "Any claim I make will be ignored. Furthermore, he'll
put a fist through my teeth." Maybe I'll just take the woman... 
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