HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu (Steve Masticola)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Slothware
Date: 28 Sep 92 13:53:18 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Peeve: Slothware. 

Misconceived by the same 80-IQ suits who fled from Thiokol after
blowing up the Challenger. The type who believes that the slicker it
looks, the more the rubes^H^H^H^H^Hcustomers will like it.

Coded by some Close Cover Before Striking Institute of Technology
grad-yoo-ate who believes that:

 1. The easy way to do anything is the best way;
 2. Algorithms and data structures are for weenies;
 3. Performance testing and tuning are a joke.

I cite the following examples:



Peeve: IslandPresents, my current source of amusement. 

It's for drawing slide presentations and the like. On a SPARC-2,
IslandPresents takes FIVE FULL MINUTES OF CPU TIME to save a 40-slide
file. Not disk accesses - CPU time.

What the #e11 is it doing, a Monte Carlo sort???? This really
discourages users from doing periodic saves, thus making the SW more
dangerous to use.

IslandPresents also has the bad habit of bringing up windows for
everything. There are FIVE SEPARATE WINDOWS for controllong things
about alphanumerics. It's a lot of fun playing Find the Window when
you're working on a presentation that's due yesterday.

I won't mention how much I hate Bezier curves, how hard it is to move
objects, how much cruft gets left on the screen when object handles
are erased... Just leave it that I'm PEEVED.



Peeve: Wingz for Unix. 

Wingz does everything that a spreadsheet does, but shot at 300
frames/sec and played back at 24. I.e., slow. Wingz burns up a lot of
time.  Not calculating. Not updating. ANIMATING PUSHBUTTONS.

On a Sun 3/50 xterm with a SPARC-2 host, hit (exit). 
 1. Get dialog box: "Save changes before quitting? (Yes) (No) (Cancel)".
 2. Hit "Cancel."
			   (wait wait wait)

 3. The (cancel) button gets erased. 
			   (wait wait wait)

 4. It gets redrawn. 
			   (wait wait wait)

 5. Something happens to the bottom of the button. 
			   (wait wait wait)

 6. The button gets filled in in black.
			   (wait wait wait)

 7. Something happens to the bottom of the button. 
			   (wait wait wait)

 8. A border gets drawn around the button. 
			   (wait wait wait)

 9. Something happens to the bottom of the button.
			   (wait wait wait)

 10. The button gets erased. 
			   (wait wait wait)

 11. The dialog box gets erased.

Thanks for putting this enlightening sequence in, guys. It's helped me
SO much. It helped me recommend sc rather than Wingz as the
spreadsheet of choice for teaching assistants here.


AntiPeeve: Almost anything by the Gnu folks. They KNOW software.

- Steve (masticol@cs.rutgers.edu).
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.tasteless
From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: Woe is Me
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 18:45:00 GMT

In article <ld0n7nINNfk5@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> 
  geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:
>In article <Bv5L8o.1v5@acsu.buffalo.edu> v222p9ns@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu 
>(A PFC, AND DAMNED PROUD TO BE) writes:
>>	Or, as a friend of mine used to say to me after a heavy night of 
>>drinking, "How about a nice, greasy pork sandwich, with some mayonnaise 
>>that is
>>just starting to turn yellow and hard around the edges?" 
>
>Or how about a cup of warm Wesson oil, or perhaps cold lamb gravy?

Am I the only one who still goes with the old standby, oatmeal (although
I am intrigued by the thought of pork jello, or deep fried sausages in
custard)?

C Frog
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: Cold peeves at college
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 21:57:58 GMT

In article <1992Oct4.190405.9457@ultb.isc.rit.edu> kjc7435@ultb.isc.rit.edu (K.J. Cater) writes:
>A few peeves I've got to get off my back...
>

Quit whining, and start doing something about it KJ.  Jesus!  You got some
simple problems with simple solutions and all you can do is whine to a.p.

>1. Your whole dorm floor comes down with the flu and 
>you're the only one who hasn't got it yet.
>

I don't see why this is a problem.  Perhaps you have to frame it differently
for yourself.  Here's your chance to see all sorts of viscous fluid that would
normally be *inside* your dormmates running out of sundry orifices.  Enjoy it
while you can.

>2. Waiting all night for the loud music next door to be
>turned down, it is, your breathe a sigh of relief,
>and then the COUGHING starts.
>

Didn't you ever see _I,_Claudius_?  Caligula had the right idea about how
to handle folks who are too rude to keep their coughs to themselves.

>3. Catching the same cold just because you use the same
>bathroom/facilities.
>

That's what dorm windows are for.

>4. Feeling awful that you keep your neighbors up with your 
>coughing.
>

F*ck 'em!

>5. People who spit their phlegm into the sink and who forget 
>to run the sink afterwards to get rid of it.
>

If you're relieving yourself out the window, as recommended in 3., then
you shouldn't have to deal with this.  Besides, that phlegm can come in
awful handy for entertainment purposes if you're on University Meal Plan.

>6. people who deliberately smoke in front of you when you're sick
>(forcing you to cough).
>

Hey, if you're sick enought to be coughing up phelgm, this can be a great 
opportunity.

>7. running out of tissues on a date
>

That's why God gave your dates hair.  OF course, if your dating a skinhead,
it gets a little messier.

>8. studying for midterms while sick.
>

Again, f*ck 'em.

>antipeeve---giving the cold to your teacher from hand contact with
>your termpaper!!!
>

Surely you can think of a more interesting way to give your teacher your
cold.

Jenny



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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: School is Back in Session ( Was Re: Rewriting History
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 20:25:26 GMT

In article <92Oct01.135915.21445@acs.ucalgary.ca> parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr) writes:

>
>    ObAntiPeeve: Rabbit stew with red wine, bacon, and shallots.
>    I'll be serving up a mess of it at jenny's place soon as
>    I dig out the old savage semi-auto...
>

Order up a chunk of the appetizer du jour - venison pate.  We call
it the Bambi and Thumper Blue Plate Special.

Come on down for some grub, y'all here.



-- 
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jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu is Jenny Gutbezahl @ Univ. of Mass, Amherst
****************************************************************************
These opinions are all mine.  Flame all you want, I'll make more
From: russ@bbxrbk (Russ Kepler)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Evil Author
Date: 6 Oct 92 14:11:42 GMT
Organization: /etc/organization

In article <=#fpb3q@lynx.unm.edu> baldwin@carina.unm.edu (Chris Baldwin) writes:
>Peeve: Tom Clancy. This evil man is on a crusade to prevent me from getting
>any sleep. Of course, my evil roommate is in cahoots with him. Clancy
>writes the damned books and then the EvilOne buys them, reads them, tells
>me how good they were and then tricks me into reading them just as I am 
>thinking about getting some sleep. 2 or 3ish in the morning I realize that 
>I am gonna be really tired when my alarm goes off at 5am, so I'd better 
>read this next chapter quickly.

I'll second that.  I was advised to read _Red Storm Rising_ by a
co-worker just prior to a business trip, and picked it up at the
airport in paperback.  I started it on the way to Dallas, continued
across the Atlantic to Frankfurt, continued in the airport and during
a SAS flight to Oslo and finally finished the book in a hotel in
Drammen.

Good book.  His later books haven't been as good in my opinion.

-- 
Russ Kepler, posting from home
Will hack unix for food 		(.sig stolen from dt - sorry, dt)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: Esoteric Skinhead O'Connor (Was stuff about Mac D's)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:58:49 GMT

In <1992Oct6.111639.7977@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:

>In article <1992Oct5.134746.8281@umbc3.umbc.edu>, potler@umbc4.umbc.edu 
(Laura Potler (GSFC)) writes:
>> In article <122860045@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> reykja@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Reykja 
Sigurdsson) writes:
>>>         Where do you get that information? I have heard plenty of rumors
>>>about the creepy political connections of McDonald's but never the IRA!
>>>        Check your facts. That sounds like one of those rumors that starts
>>>without any sort of basis in fact. 
>> 
>> peeve: skinhead o'connor. where i agree with some of her ideas, her methods
>>    are a bit extreme.
>> 


>This reminds me. My aunt told me that Skinhead was on Saturday Night Live 
>a while back, and was singing with a lot of Jewish religious things around her
>(I don't know what sort of things she had as props, since I don't know anyone 
>who is Jewish... not counting a couple of net-people). Anyway, at the end of 
>the song she holds up a picture of the Pope, which she rips to shreds, and 
says
>"Let's fight the real enemy." Does anyone know what the HELL she was talking 
>about?

>Peeve: "stars" who use political causes to grandstand
>Related Peeve : "stars" who use esoteric methods to grandstand, so I can't
>figure out WHAT the HELL their point is!

Well, "a while back" was last Saturday for me--and I don't think that it was a
rerun.  She had some kind of shawl, but it didn't look like a prayer shawl to 
me.
If you ask me (and even if you don't), "Ol' Cue-Ball" was using the wonder of 
live television to pick up a little more notoriety.  I suppose that she could 
be protesting the Pope's stand on abortion, which is a big thing in heavily 
Catholic Ireland right now.  On the other hand, she DID wait until the end of 
her second number (the first song was a torch song) to do her little bit 
against the patriarchy.

>Mike "it's all Greek to me..."
--

Tom Dennis                    |  I looked into the abyss,
dennis@alexia.uiuc.edu        |    and the abyss looked into me--
tadg0614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu     |      and we both winked.
From: jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Record Fairs
Date: 29 Sep 92 10:01:47 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <26315@castle.ed.ac.uk> fofp@castle.ed.ac.uk (M Holmes) writes:
=>
=>peeve: The Hawkdisc release of  the "Black Sword" has two *different*
=>extra tracks than the original Flicknife CD and since the tracks ain't
=>on any of the other 57 Hawkwind albums, I had to buy another copy of the
=>album. 

I can see how that might piss you off, Mike. Sheesh, the things you have
to endure in this life!


-- 
=======Jeremy Henderson========jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk===============
From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Story: choose the proper weapon for the job
Keywords: elephant, HE, m203, Su-25 Frogfoot
Date: 6 Oct 92 18:43:01 GMT
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mt. View, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com




In article <1992Oct6.084200.28006@doug.cae.wisc.edu> dnewcomb@whale.st.usm.edu
(Donald R. Newcomb) writes:

>This round is about the same as the 6.5 Carcano or 6.5x54 Manlicher 
>Schoneauer (sp?). The round was used for "brain shots" to assure a 
>quick and humane dispatch.

Well, I know of at least one Mannlicher-Carcano that was used for a
quick, humane dispatch.  The funny thing was, for the longest time
I thought that was a piece of watermelon rind that Jackie was reaching
for on the Lincoln's trunk lid.


Geoff


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From: jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Stupid system messages
Date: 28 Sep 92 09:26:40 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University


   Broadcast Message at 10:21 ...

        *** Shutdown message for maps from paul@maps ***

maps going down at 13:00
        ...to replace power supply

Broadcast Message at 10:26 ...

        *** Shutdown message for maps from paul@maps ***

maps going down at 13:00
        ...to replace power supply


So tell us, paul@maps, are you going to send a message every five minutes
for the next three hours to tell us about this shutdown?

-- 
=======Jeremy Henderson========jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk===============
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (Call Me Gabby)
Subject: Re: Ship jumping (was Boss Peeve)
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Somewhere West of Nowhere
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 18:20:25 GMT


jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) said:

|>right next to the Peevetown Saloon in virtual reality land).  If you bring
|>a couple of bottles of virtual Tequila, you just may be able to, ahem, take
|>advantage of me - maybe.....

I said:

|>Waal now, It's good bye Miss Kitty at the Long Branch and Hello Ms Jenny at
|>Jenny's! Lemme jes hop on mah mule and sneak 'cross the border for some Old 
|>Caterpillar...

I said:
|
|>Old Caterpillar?  I think not.  You best lay in some Cuervo, boy.  Even
|>when I was nuttin' but a cheap ho' I insisted on quality licker!  Also, you
|>best be ready to get past my new Chef/Bodyguard, Charles, whose job descrip-
|>tion includes protecting what little virtue I have left.
|>
|>I wouldn't leave Miss Kitty behind so quick...

Shuckins, Ma'am, If'n 'taint got that little feller in the bottle, 'taint the
real thang. Gotta have that bit of protein in thar for vittles. Gotta smuggle
it north of the border tho...

Chuckles^H^H^H^H^Harles won't have nuthin ta worry 'bout. Ah ain't agonna make
no trouble - jes wanna pay my respects, hat in hand, and like that. Then ah'll
climb on my pit mule, Bermuda Schwartz, and ride off into the ...

--
Nolan "Saddle sore and road weary" Hinshaw
Internet: nolan@twg.com			Dingalingnet: (415)962-7197	
"Grab Dick and come on down"  Don Pette
"Texas is like an old woman's pussy.  Everyone knows its down there but
nobody gives a fuck."  - Overheard on CB radio, compliments of 
	bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich)
"Boy, was I in for a dose of reality." Randall K. Abler
"... necrophilia doesn't really hurt anybody."  Rick Gordon
"Well, first of all, your stance is too wide"

From: chrisw@hpscit.sc.hp.com (Chris Wiles)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 22:24:51 GMT
Subject: Anti-gun brain dead bimbos
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Santa Clara, CA
Newsgroups: alt.peeves



	Everyone is an expert on stuff they know ABSOLUTLEY
nothing about!

	Get a life or a real cause like helping the homeless.
From: russ@bbxrbk (Russ Kepler)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: MacDonalds (was Re: Boss Peeve)
Keywords: Peace Is Our Profession
Date: 29 Sep 92 23:21:51 GMT
Organization: /etc/organization

In article <BvCpM9.KEA@nic.umass.edu> jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>!Peeve:  I've got five gallons of wort simmering on the stove, and the
>whole place is heady with the aroma of malt.

Ya gotta love this woman...

Peeve: friend from the Bayarea shows up Sunday, and I treated him to
lunch at a favorite Mexican food place up the valley.  Something I ate
gave me the gut rumbles from hell, leading to the acid shits.  I hate
it when that happens.

-- 
Russ Kepler, posting from home
Will hack unix for food 		(.sig stolen from dt - sorry, dt)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: potler@umbc4.umbc.edu (Laura Potler (GSFC))
Subject: Re: gun wienies
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore Campus
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:48:38 GMT

In article <56990003@hpscit.sc.hp.com> chrisw@hpscit.sc.hp.com (Chris Wiles) writes:
>	Major peeve! People who misunderstand cause and effect.

peeve/antipeeve: people that don't understand baiting.

-l "i don't know how i could be more obvious" p
-- 
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*   "the *ocean* is affected by the phases of the moon but men aren't?!"  * 
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Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
From: jmoulton@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Ana Ng)
Subject: Re: Brother Jed?
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 15:01:25 EDT

In article <BvCB79.HDs@matilda.vut.edu.au> jed@matilda.vut.edu.au (Jed Bowtell) writes:
>What is this newsgroup for?
>
>Jed

It's for *you*, Jed! We love you! It's a secret cult, but you've found us out.
We've been following you for a few years now....watching your every move. 
Really. Keep posting and tell us your life story. :)

-Jen
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Saturday, 3 Oct 1992 12:10:49 EDT
From: <IO10184@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Brother Jim was here!!!!!!

Hi all ,
    I'm so thrilled, brother Jim (who I've read about here) actually
was here at the University of Maine!!!! Orono never had it so
good. He was everything I was hoping for and then some :)
    My favorite part was when he told us that the E.R.A. didn't
stand for Equal Rights Amendment or Earned Run Average but
Eve Ruined Adam.
    We all invited him back as soon as was possible.

Amen ,

      Pat
From: bp201@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Breena M. Levasseur)
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Professor Jed
Date: 4 Oct 1992 00:50:36 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


I go to Oberlin College where we have this nifty little thing called
EXCO -- EXperimental COllege.  Students and the average individual off
the street can come in and teach a class in their area of expertise
(to give you
 an idea, we had classes on Star Trek, knitting, and stripping).
We get credit that counts toward graduation.

Well, two years ago, Brother Jed came to town and decided to stick
around long enough to teach an EXCO.  I don't remember the title, but
I distinctly remember the word "morality" in there somewhere.  His own
book was the required reading.

A few people signed up, but I don't know how it went.  Just thought you
might be interested.  Hey, invite him to teach or lecture or something.
It should be a lot of....fun.

Breena
-- 
"They call me Madame Squeegee..."

	Breena Levasseur   bp201@cleveland.Freenet.edu
			   sbl1432@oberlin.bitnet
From: tjw@vms.cis.pitt.edu (TJ Wood)
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Re: Where Jed should be in the next few weeks...
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:12:08 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

In article <1a9i9iINN7ho@nighthawk.ksu.ksu.edu>, tilden@nighthawk.ksu.ksu.edu (Jeffery A Bohning) writes:

> Jed hit KSU last Thursday. Our guess is he is headed to Indiana or Ohio
> by now.

Does the Jedmeister keep his "location" a secret?  I would think that he would
gladly post his schedule so that we could all go and see him when he comes to
"our" campus.  Afterall, what good is having your very-own newsgroup if you
don't use it to publicize your "1993 Brother Jed HELLFIRE Tour"!

Terry "The Terrymeister" Wood
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Wednesday, 30 Sep 1992 14:36:56 MST
From: <IADHRH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Re: Brother Jed?
 <1992Sep30.203724.145649@zeus.calpoly.edu>

When I was working at UK, my roommate claimed the following exchange took
place between him and Brother Jed at the Free Speech area:

Roommate: Is it true that Jesus can save a prostitute?

BroJed: Yes, it is.

Roommate: Well, have him save me one for Saturday !
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Re: Where Jed should be in the next few weeks...
From: tilden@nighthawk.ksu.ksu.edu (Jeffery A Bohning)
Date: 29 Sep 1992 07:30:42 -0500
Distribution: world
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: nighthawk.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <1992Sep24.022148.25304@news.iastate.edu>, mds@iastate.edu (Mark D. Smucker) writes:
>The ISU Daily says:
>
>``So far this year, Smock has visited the University of Purdue and the
>University of Wisconsin. [sic] He plans to bring his message to the
>campuses of Nebraska, Kansas State, Kansas, Indiana and Ohio State
>after he leaves ISU.''
>
>My guess is he hit Neb. already and is on his way to Kansas State.
>
>It's getting cold inthe Midwest so I would expect him to start his
>Southern tour soon.
>
>Mark D. Smucker  ---  mds@iastate.edu
>
>

Jed hit KSU last Thursday. Our guess is he is headed to Indiana or Ohio by now.

JAB
From: nowikoam@ucbeh.san.uc.edu (Tony Nowikowski)
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Re: The return of Brother Tom!
Date: 5 Oct 92 04:50:17 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: Univ. of Cincinnati

In article <rsvanc00.718142701@mik.uky.edu>, rsvanc00@mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance) writes:
> Well, I didn't think he'd come back, but he did! Brother Tom
> returned to UK yesterday in full force with a new sidekick,
> Brother Rob. Believe me, it was a fun Friday afternoon, discussing
> such thrilling topics as rape, incest, the holocaust, John F. Kennedy,
> Bill Clinton, sinners, whoremongers, the duck-billed platypus,
> J. Danforth Quayle, bellybuttons and other things!
> 
> I know now what I should have done yesterday, I should have just
> stood in front of him with my hand in front of my squinted eye, going
> "I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!" ;)
> 
> I hope he comes back. I really really do! :)
> 
> Anyone else who has spotted Brother Tom from the "Ohio Sin University",
> please respond. I had heard from him that he was in Louisville on Thursday,
> watching "two lesbos, EXCUSE ME, LESBIANS, sitting in each others lap, KISSING
> and PETTING EACH OTHER!". I responded, "At least that was more than
> YOU'LL EVER GET!!!!!!!"
>

WAIT!  You mean he went down to Kentucky and didn't stop in SINcinnati on the
way down?!  Or he did, and (God forbid), I MISSED it?  Another opportunity for
deep and meaningful theological discussion shot to hell?!
 
-- 

+-----------------------------+------------------------------------------------+
|  Tony Nowikowski            | "They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste, |
|  University of Cincinnati   |  but I don't mind being terribly wasted."      |
|  nowikoam@ucbeh.san.uc.edu  |  -- Rob Fetters                                |
+-----------------------------+------------------------------------------------+
From: tilden@venture.ksu.ksu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: THE BORN-AGAIN HILLBILLIES
Date: 30 Sep 1992 13:45:39 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: venture.ksu.ksu.edu
Keywords: This is not for those who like Jed or hate Vulgarities.


Come and listen to a story about our Brother Jeddadiah,
A messed up old fart thinking he is the messiah.
Well one day at church while he was in the mood,
He took Sister Cindy and fucked the little prude.

Wild thinged her, stuck it in her oven, sinned enormously.

Well the first thing you know, Jed's burning down in hell,
All the SINNERS pissing on him really makes him smell.
In a last attempt to get even with the ass,
The SINNERS get together and douse his but in gas.

Lit his coffin, It burned forever....

THE BORN-AGAIN HILLBILLIES

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin,
And if you even like this song you must belong to sin.
You're all invited back next week to this locality,
To go for Redemption and Reborn Virginity.

Tie your vagina off, never screw again.
Y'all are sinners, Ya hear?

Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"