HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Sigs will conquer (was Re: TRIVIA QUIZ: a warmup, part 4398579843598435349)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: Key! Key! Key! Key! Sexy Lawn mowers!
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 02:01:00 GMT

>|> >>Jos aka I taste better when I'm decapitated!
>|> >Meetch aka But I'd rather eat Johnson!
>|> Ratboy aka Eeeew! Not with that gamely leg. Let's have the peaches.
> 
>My lords, laddies and gentlemen....
> 
>(oh I thought you said speeches)

Eeeww! Look at it suck the blood right out of the-- Oh! I thought you said 
  "leeches"...

>Michael aka NOT ratboy (it's a hamster)
Ratboy aka NOT hamster (It's a spiff, half-man, half-woman, three-quarters 
   badger...)
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Keywords: Wibble, F'tang, Eky.
Date: 17 Aug 92 21:09:08 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1992Aug17.151501.7599@ulowell.ulowell.edu>, lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
|> 
|> In article <1992Aug11.144239.19359@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
|> |> 
|> |>  Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
|> |> words "Llama".
|> 
|> Cuidado Llamas!!
|> 
|> Los llamas son mas grandes que las ranas...
|> 
|> |> Pag aka threads starting is me..
|> -- lisa aka a french major, not a spanish major, so don't kill me if I
|> 	misspelled anything
I'm major major
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Is Terry Gilliam American?
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 21 Aug 92 14:15:57
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: olof@tfd.chalmers.se's message of 21 Aug 92 08:43:30 GMTLines: 28

In article <13584@chalmers.se> olof@tfd.chalmers.se (olof daunius) writes:

.# In article <1992Aug20.102259.21372@nuscc.nus.sg>, ccechk@nuscc.nus.sg (Heng Kek) writes:

.# > Can anyone confirm whether Terry Gilliam is American or English?  I
.# > thought I read somewhere that Gilliam is the only American in Python
.# > and that he lives in England.  And that people make the mistake of
.# > thinking he's of British origins.  The curiousity is killing
.# > Michelle Pfieffer. :)
.# > 
.# > Heng Kek
.# 
.# He's from Minneapolis but now lives in London.

. Wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG!! (bangs enormous hammer on che238n's head)

. He's actually from the planet Skyron. In the Andromeda galaxy.
. A mere million billion miles away.

Blimey!  That's why it costs so much to fly to Des Moines!

. Always happy to correct you,
. Olof
. (While learning two oriental languages)

Always happy to watch you correct him,
Dan aka Fred
(While languishing in two learned orientals)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 11:08:02 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.093207.1951@DIALix.oz.au>
meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
 
>
>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu comments:
>
>>In article <sprooney.713543714@unix1.tcd.ie>
>>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>>>>Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Furp.
>>>>>>>Shaddap, you turkey!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>}>>quite alright. BTW is your name mrs. niggerbaiter by chance?
>>>>>>>>>>>}>No, no. She exploded several hundred articles ago...
>>>>>>>>>>>}Still trying to sort out which bit goes where... oh damn, the manual
>>>>>>>>>>>}upside-down.
>>>>>>>>>>>can't you read dutch translated into its native nigerian french portugu
>>>>>>>>>>>}
>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}  "No sense makes sense."
>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}                         Charles Manson
>>>>>>>>>>>}>>   "Of Course You Know, This Means War"
>>>>>>>>>>>}>>                   Bugs Bunny
>>>>>>>>>>>}>        "Certainly!"
>>>>>>>>>>>}>                     Curly Fine, Three Stooges
>>>>>>>>>>>}     ".. on the highway to hell..."
>>>>>>>>>>>}                      Bon Scott, AC/DC.
>>>>>>>>>>>      "I Love You"
>>>>>>>>>>>                      -any random female to me in the last week
>>>>>>>   "But surely it would fit better horizontally..."
>>>>>>>             -last words, John Smith, WWWC.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> .sig is a trifle out of date....anyone want to go out with my .sig?
>>>>>>>>>>I never wanted to do this. I always wanted to be...........a lumberjack!
>>>>>>>>>>And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space "cause there's
>>>>>>>>>>bugger all down here on earth (especially in alt.fan.monty-python).
>>>>>>>>>>I'd like to apologise for breaking in on your stupidity, but I'm too much of
>>>>>>>>>>a bastard.
>>>>>>>>>You *BASTARD*!!!
>>>>>>>>>James aka I never wanted to be a lumberjack. I wanted to be an accountant,
>>>>>>>>>so I could see the world.
>>>>>>>>Chris aka Travel to exciting and exotic boardrooms. . .well, that's what the
>>>>>>>>recruiting poster said. . .
>>>>>>>>Sal aka Are you sure you don't want to be a lion tamer?
>>>>>>>>        They're kind of cute, they look like this: [picture of lion]
>>>>>>>Um... sal? About that picture of the Lion with the long tongue
>>>>>>>that's eating those little ants?
>>>>>>>There's a large anteater behind you.
>>>>>>Chris aka Are there any large ants we could feed it?
>>>>>Sionm... Well we might be OK... it just got one of the officer's
>>>>>legs.
>>>>Chris aka Wot?!?! One of the officers is a LARGE ANT?!?!?!?!?
>>>Nope... he was a smallish uncle.
>>Chris aka Is there a such thing as an Uncle-eater? (besides an aunt)
>Meetch aka That's a bit of a personal question, innit?
Chris aka OOH yes! Very nice!  Try to get to the heart of the matter and they
get all *personal* on you!
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: ... I'm feeling much better now ...
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:18:47 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>Right!!
WRONG!

>I can't go away for 2 weeks without this newsgroup becoming Totally
>Silly (tm) !!!
Nope, we won't let you. Quick everyone. Tie him into the Comfy
Chair!

>Well, I guess I'll just have to .... what?? It was silly before??
>Oooh, my mistake. Sorry. 
Nope. We just pretend to be for your benefit.

>Bit of a muddle, there.

>I'll just be on my way, then...
Good. Now piss off!

>maJes sls This bird wouldn't *VOOOM* if you put 50,000 volts through it!!!
SORRY! You can't do that. I've copywronged )c( all anagrams, and
logical (and arithmetic) shifts of the keyboard. This copywrong
means that since you copied, you can sue me, so there!

Smmoin.
aka >> 1
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Njorl's Saga
Date: 20 Aug 92 17:26:26 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1992Aug20.091522.6788@aber.ac.uk>, ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) writes:
|> jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu scribbled : 
|> 
|> =>This is *not* the start of a new thread!!!
|> Sorry, but you're WRONG ... Crucifixion for you! First door on the left, one
|> cross each ... step  lively now...
|> 
|> =>Jseam vmv I've come for flying lessons
|> Simon aka looks like his keyboard threw a fit...

Yep, he obviosuly meant LYING FLESSONS.

Michael aka spooner (or is it spichael aka mooner)
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Date: 18 Aug 92 22:51:27 GMT
Organization: Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar, Dublin

>>|>->>>>       Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time
>>|>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct
>>|>->>>> I can find it.
>>|>->>>>
>>|>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
>>|>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
>>|>->>>
>>|>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
>>|>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
>>|>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
>>|>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
>>|Meetch aka You mean Jos actually found 'is brain ???
>>Yes! I finally found me brain and stuck it where it belongs! There's
>>just one thing now ... I can't sit properly anymore ... Does anyone
>>know for sure where a brain's supposed to be? Suggestions anyone?
>Umm.. 'ave yer tried standin' on yer 'ead ?  It worked for Ghandi.. or
>was the telly upside-down again.  Nyeeeargggh!  I forgit.
Why not try standing on someone elses head... even if ti doesn't
work, it's still fun!

>>Jos aka I thought it was somewhere below the abdomen, dunno ...
>Meetch aka Maybe just below the shoulders ?
oIsnm... I know.... in your head!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: bums and such
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 22:21:00 GMT

>>>>>>>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
>>>>>>>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>
>>>>>>Michael aka Is the Third Test in here?
>>>>>Chris aka Bum!!!!!!!!
>>>>Sal aka Bum? Are you lookin' at me bum? How completely rude!
>>>Chris aka Oh, Sorry old chap.  I thought it was one of the (L)lisas' bums.
>>Ratboy aka Looking at bums? Look! Across the street there's naked women
>>  with big floppy breasts!
>Chris aka You had better not let (L)lisa hear you talking about Jos like that!
Ratboy aka What is that? A chicken? No, it's just the way he's holding the
   grapefruit...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 13:12:19 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.154920.2534@ulowell.ulowell.edu>
lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
 
>
>
>In article <168467EF6.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>
>|> >>P.S. Where's everybody else? You know that your class participation
>|> >>     grade goes down when only Chris and Sal answer!
>|> >P.P.S. Do I get brownie points for this ?
>|> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
>
>or would you like to choose between what's behind door number two, and a boot
>to the head??
>
>--lisa aka I'll take to the blow to the stomach...
Chris aka Better watch who you take blows from these days. . .there's diseases
you know. . .
From: Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: I nominate this group to be renamed...
Date: 22 Aug 92 11:43:51 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

Something like alt.juvenile.stupid.useless.cascade seems about right to me.


--
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From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A new Thread
Date: 14 Aug 92 09:45:37 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <ins450m.713769333@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> 
	ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) did say :

->jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
->
->
->>Here in its entirety is a new thread..yes..after wading through 40 posts of 
->>nothing but old threads (5 months old to be exact) I have decide to start
->>an entirely new thread..and he it goes.
->Thats why I ain't been here dalring.
->Nothing new to see.
->
->>The I want to be Just Like Jestre Thread...
->Ok.
->How bout the "I hate vi" thread?
->
Ouch..... How about we include MicroEMACS too....bloody thing..

->>Just list in order the 10 simple steps
->>to be just like Jester.....I wil start with #1 and simply post the others.
->
->>1. Make threads revolving entirely around himself.
->2. Swoon continuously over females named Katie.
3. There is no number 3
->
->Your turn Tia or Nsiom
->Eccles
Pag
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: You're not even a proper woman !
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 12:54:21 GMT


In article <16846CA40.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

|> >Can I just say here this is the first time I've been on television??
|> >
|> >--lisa aka I bet you guys thought I was gone
|> Chris aka No, we always thought you were lisa, but where have you been?
|> Jos was so worried, that he threw himself out of a window on the last post!

They actually started giving me something to DO at work; now I'm struggling 
to keep the number of unread messages below 100!!

--lisa aka (looking out the window) oh dear, what a mess
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (James Willer)
Subject: ... I'm feeling much better now ...
Reply-To: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 15:26:27 GMT

Right!!

I can't go away for 2 weeks without this newsgroup becoming Totally
Silly (tm) !!!

Well, I guess I'll just have to .... what?? It was silly before??
Oooh, my mistake. Sorry. 

Bit of a muddle, there.

I'll just be on my way, then...

maJes sls This bird wouldn't *VOOOM* if you put 50,000 volts through it!!!
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Is Terry Gilliam American?
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:32:50 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>Can anyone confirm whether Terry Gilliam is American or English?  I
>thought I read somewhere that Gilliam is the only American in Python
>and that he lives in England.  And that people make the mistake of
>thinking he's of British origins.  The curiousity is killing
>Michelle Pfieffer. :)

Yurp. He's a yank. They started off together without him, but after
seeing some of his cartoons they took him in. I don't however know
where he lives. i thought he'd moved back to the states, but I could
be wrng. Most people know he's American though, I would have
thought. Especially peeps who have only seen his nicer films (ie.
Brazil... WONDRBLUB!).

Speaking of him, has anyone actually seen any of his older cartoons
(pre-Python.) I think I've seen on or two. I seem to remember a
great one about elephants.

OIsnm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: bfish@sequent.com (Brett Fishburne)
Subject: Cats in Holy Grail
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 14:32:30 GMT

At the risk of being 'aka'd to death, I have a question for the Monty Python
scholars deeply involved in silly conversations (or is that endings?) on
this newsgroup.

A friend of mine and I noticed that in almost every scene of Holy Grail there
is a cat involved in some capacity.  As I recall (this observation is several
years old), the cat was usually being tortured.  One scene that stands out is
when one of the characters is crying "Bring out your dead" -- or is that "BRING
OUT YOUR DEAD" -- there is a women dusting a cat by hitting it agains the
wall of her house.  In the background, if you listen closely, you can hear
the cat yowl each time she swings it.  I can't remember any of the other
scenes where cats are involved (if there are any) and looking at the copy of
the script so dutifully transcripted by Andrew Mansfield, I find no mention
of this blatent cat beating.

Brett aka "on second thought, let's not go to Camelot - 'tis a silly place."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Keywords: Wibble, F'tang, Eky.
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 10:05:52 GMT


>|> >-- lisa aka a french major, not a spanish major, so don't kill me if I
>|> >    misspelled anything
>|> iOSnm... Les Llama sont plus grand que les francais.
>la plupart des francais, au moins.

>--lisa aka une femme sans un homme est comme un poisson sans un velo
Non! Ce n'est pas vrai. La femme est plus mobile que le poisson?

ioSnm

... what colour are peas?
Green.
... No. Red, because the little goldfish!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHH!
(OK, so it loses a bit in the translation.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 13:24:35 GMT

In article <92225.112956MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
<MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
 
>
>Reference gobbling turkey strikes again...
>
>>>>> => Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
>>>>> =>words "Llama".
>>>>> Wrong ... we'll start it with 'Albatross'
>>>>Wrong again.... "BEANS"
>>>Wrong-a, you son of a malnutritioned-a English type..we'll start with-a
>>>"semprini"
>>>No, no, no.  That won't do at all. "Wankel-rotary-engine."  Yes. That should
>>do quite nicely.
>>>>>
>>>>> =>Pag aka threads starting is me..
>>>>> =>
>>>>> =>ps. well I could not put threads r us cuz some1 already said that one..
>>>>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
>>>>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>
>>>Michael aka Is the Third Test in here?
>>Chris aka Bum!!!!!!!!
>Sal aka Bum? Are you lookin' at me bum? How completely rude!
Chris aka Oh, Sorry old chap.  I thought it was one of the (L)lisas' bums.
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Date: 19 Aug 92 10:05:43 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <sprooney.714178287@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|>>|>->>>>       Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time
|>>|>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct
|>>|>->>>> I can find it.
|>>|>->>>>
|>>|>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
|>>|>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
|>>|>->>>
>>>|>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
|>>|>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
|>>|>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
|>>|>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
|>>|Meetch aka You mean Jos actually found 'is brain ???
|>>Yes! I finally found me brain and stuck it where it belongs! There's
|>>just one thing now ... I can't sit properly anymore ... Does anyone
|>>know for sure where a brain's supposed to be? Suggestions anyone?
|>Umm.. 'ave yer tried standin' on yer 'ead ?  It worked for Ghandi.. or
|>was the telly upside-down again.  Nyeeeargggh!  I forgit.
|Why not try standing on someone elses head... even if ti doesn't
|work, it's still fun!
|
|>>Jos aka I thought it was somewhere below the abdomen, dunno ...
|>Meetch aka Maybe just below the shoulders ?
|oIsnm... I know.... in your head!!!

Noooo ... can't be! How am I supposed to stick my brains in my head then eh?
Up my nostrils or something? Nah! can't be ... you're just too silly.

Jos aka Other Suggestions Anyone?
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Date: 18 Aug 92 22:00:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

>>>>>I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)
>>>>Chris aka when did Grouchy Smurf join alt.fan.monty-python?
>>>>Sal aka You caught the reference! For a week, I've been putting down
>>>>    "I hate this" and "I hate that", and nobody has even mentioned or
>>>>    thought of those little blue guys! I'm glad somebody's been
>>>>    watching (or at least remembers) their cartoons! Oh no! Its, Its
>>>>    The Blue Meanies!!!!!
>>>Meetch aka Time to start up alt.smurfs, alt.gargamel, alt.asriel, alt.papa..
>>Jan aka Time to make blueberry pie out of the little buggers...
>Meetch aka Nah, let's eat 'em raw... or maybe pickled... yes, pickled!
Ratboy aka We've got an eater here, which can be quite a shock if it's not
  quite dead.
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: More transcribing
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:10:13 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>Anyone be interested in the transcription of Monty Python Live at the City 
>Center??? If so I'l do it...or has it been done?
Yeah. Souds lick fnu... could be too! y not?
Thng is, di it in li'll lumps, or sketches. They're so much easire
to read that way.

>Ratboy aka gotta transcribe *something*...
siOnn |How about transcribing some of these posts?| m
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: *sob*, *snort* (was: Re: toast..err.. TEST)
Summary: sniff, *sob*, snarf ...
Keywords: sniff, sniff, snarf, sob, snort
Date: 19 Aug 92 10:04:03 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug17121301@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|In article <3239@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|.In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug16142128@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|.|
|.|This is a test to see what the result will be.
|.|
|.|Dan aka Gettin' a might bit sick of havin' all o' my posts rejected.
|.|(grumble grumble)
|
|.Ooooouuuhh! Dannyboy! You're back! Finally! Yes! Yes! We can hear you!
|.You're comin' thru loud an' clear! Oooh, Dannypoo I've missed you so
|.much! No one has missed you so much as I did! Well ... maybe Michael
|.did ... or Eccles, or maybe Jester. Yes, I think Jester missed you
|.more than I did. And ...[Ll]isa and Chris and  ... Yeah, I think
|.everbody missed you more than I did <thud> ...
|
|Golly, Jos [sniff].  I [sniff] didn't know you [sniff] cared.  [sniff]
|[snorff]  It makes me so [sniffle] proud to [sniff] have a friend
|[sniff] [snaff] [snoff] like [sniff] [snerff] [snyff] [snyrff] [smurf]
|[sniff] [sniffy-doo] [sniff] [snf] [sniff] you. [SOB]

Now DannyPoo, (snarf) stop that (sniff) will you ... (sob), You know
I can't stand (sniff) seeing people cry (sniff, snort). It always
(sniff) makes me cry (sob) too! Now stop it! (sniff) I said (snarf)
stop it Dan! If you don't (sob) stop now, I have to (sniff) make
you stop! Now stop it! Aarghh! (grabbing Dan by his neck) I SAID
STOP THAT! (sob) I'll rip yer head off, you stupid, smelly twit! (sniff)
I said: STOP CRYING DANNY! (sniff) (poking Dan in the eye) (sob) ...
<thud>

|.Jos aka Who, by Jove, is this silly man?
|Dan aka Herbert Hoover?  Jeeze, Jos, how'm I sposed to know?
Jos aka Dunno, that's why I asked ...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Organization: Karam Pty. Ltd. Perth, Australia
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 06:59:19 GMT

gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven) writes:

>In article 89725@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au, che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au () writes:
>>In article <1992Aug11.155514.16686@aber.ac.uk>, ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) writes:
>>> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) scribbled : 
>>> 
>>> => Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
>>> =>words "Llama".
>>> Wrong ... we'll start it with 'Albatross'
>>Wrong again.... "BEANS"
>I'm sorry, I'll read that again:  "Number 27.  The Larch."

But but, I thought Number 27 was the Spanish inquisition!  Or was that 28...
oh, bum.  I forget.

>>> =>Pag aka threads starting is me..
>>> =>
>>> =>ps. well I could not put threads r us cuz some1 already said that one..
>>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
>>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>
>Richard aka Tits Winkle & Vibraphone (Solicitors)
Meetch aka Ergh!  "Grunties" is bad enuff!
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: love........
Date: 19 Aug 92 15:49:20 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu


In article <168467EF6.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

|> >>P.S. Where's everybody else? You know that your class participation
|> >>     grade goes down when only Chris and Sal answer!
|> >P.P.S. Do I get brownie points for this ?
|> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.

or would you like to choose between what's behind door number two, and a boot
to the head??

--lisa aka I'll take to the blow to the stomach...