HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: she said his head
Date: 29 Sep 92 18:13:07 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware


so she says to me, "i think your brain is going soft."
so i says to her, "i thought it always was."

so she says back, "no, not like that. soft as in limp neurons."
so i says to her, i says, "maybe you wouldn't understand me if
 it were otherwise, if my neurons were brittle and spiky and all
 the thoughts fit exactly precisely between this thorn and that
 needle, if all you said got filtered pachinko-style into little
 bins marked 1 through 10 and i only won if you spoke perfect
 gaussian inverse-pachinko-tranforms, so it all wound up in the
 middle of my brain, eh?"

so she says to me, "it's    expecting    of          twin,      from
                       perverse      love   universal     awoke
                                the      only         who
                                     your    spike
                                         your                   

                           n n  o   oo   iii   ss   s  e e
                      the                                   floor
                  for                                              you."
so i says, in the middle, "expecting love only, my perverse twin;
 getting it wrong like your message since i'm not an old game. you
 awoke my spike from the floor, and the universal noise it's expecting
 love only, expecting love only, expecting you only." she has short
 hair, antennae, and it seems attuned to hear my hearing. she is
 softening my spikes, curling my hair, and i don't want the power to
 stop her.

bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
    open invitation to u    sers at C ANETOAD: t        ell me where you are
    and i will sing a ne    w song for you, titl        ed whatever name you
                            really          want
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Are Your Erotic GIF's Safe?
Organization: Rice University
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 02:13:58 GMT

Wrap That Raster!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: socks
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 18:27:47 GMT

I found a lost sock yesterday.
It's a grey sock (which is quite
different from a gray sock). I bought
it at a sale at JC Penney. It is
a very comfortable sock, as is its
mate. I lost it several months ago,
but I kept the other sock just in
case the lost sock might return.
And yesterday it did. It appeared
behind the table-top ironing board
in my closet. Why, I don't know.
I never iron my socks. Maybe now
I'll start.
-- 
, jja
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32273 alt.rock-n-roll:16399
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:11:27 EDT
From: <BKC100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.rock-n-roll
Subject: Vinyl Record Inscriptions (was RE: Lynyrd Skynyrd)
 <1992Sep30.113709.5444@abekrd.co.uk>

In article <1992Sep30.113709.5444@abekrd.co.uk>, graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme
Griffiths) says:

>In <1a8o42INNokj@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave       )
>Polewka
>writes:
>>Did anyone notice the messages inscribed on the album
>>"Nuthin' Fancy" by Lynryd Skynyrd (MCA-3021)?
>>Between the grooves and the center label, on side 1,
>>there appears: BRIAN! - "PLease Call Home Linda and I
>>are Sick with Worry" - AL!    On side 2: BRIAN! -
>>"Disregard last message" - AL!

>        This is one of the things I'm going to miss about the death of vinyl
>to CD's, it used to be quite common-place. I think its done by the
>engineer and is different for each re-pressing of the production plate from
>the master. Some records have become quite collectable just through the
>comments added at this stage. Different pressings of the album have
>different comments.
>        So off you all go and check out your vinyl collections see how many
>stupid messages you can find, maybe someone wants to start a thread of
>posting the weirded ones.....

I HAVE A COPY OF THE "EAGLES GREATEST HITS VOLUME II" THAT SAYS, INSCRIBED
ON THE RECORD: "EVERYTHING PUT TOGETHER... (SIDE 1)
                MUST FALL APART..." (SIDE 2)

THIS OF COURSE WAS THE EAGLES LAST RELEASE (1982). I DOUBT MY VERSION IS A
RARE ONE.
         ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
         :     Brian K. Chopp       BKC100@PSUVM.PSU.EDU        :
         :   Penn State "Mass Education At It's Finest" Univ.   :
         :      "AC/DC --- High Voltage Rock-N-Roll!!!"         :
         ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: New Game: Find the Thematic Connection
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 00:48:40 GMT

In article <Oct.4.19.42.47.1992.21661@aramis.rutgers.edu> fawcett@aramis.rutgers.edu (Tom Fawcett) writes:
>
>>  *_Willow_ and _The Last of the Mohicans_.
>
>Movies in which the female lead did not inspire Robert DeNiro
>to assassinate a major presidential candidate?
>
>The only two movies in the last ten years that were not given wimpy
>happy endings to suit the tastes of LA audiences?
>
>
>-Tom

 I resent this inference... even if they have been forking over sweetened sop
 to us, we couldn't tell, since we're all so wigged out on acid and smog ev-
 erything looks bad...

 But then, why am I justifying myself to someone from New Jersey?

 And why do I always sit at my computer cross-legged?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: While we're on the subject ...
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.pets
Summary: die die die die die die die die 
Keywords: oh by the way,     die
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 05:26:42 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <1992Sep29.130824.9103@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:

% 
% 
% 
% Does anyone want to know my A-level results?  Or how many degrees I've got?
% 
% Please reply by return of post.
% 
% Jason

	i'd like to know why your mother didn't beat you senseless for the 
worthless drivel you must have spewed as a child. actually i'd like to know if 
you are a child. actually i'd like to know just how often you wipe. actually, 
i'd like to know what you're doing saturday. actually, i've got four long neck 
bottles up my arse and want to know if you would help remove them. actually, 
i think i'll stop now before i enter into a fit of self flagellation. bye.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Love/Hate
Distribution: world
Date: 30 Sep 92 17:26:26 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love


	I hate my job
	My job I hate
	If things don't change, I'll

	Oh,
	Well,
	Something that rhymes with hate but makes reference to taking
	advantage of all the lovely postings regarding canetoad's 
	whereabouts

--
In my dreams, i can still see her there, in the light of the full moon,
my hands cupping her breasts in the protective shadow of the Tilt-a-Whirl.
--E. Andi Woods
...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: origin of the homunculus
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:14:58 GMT


[scene: one of the first laboratories, with an early
scientist gently fondling one of the first microscopes]

"Ah, Science!  Beautiful, purest Science!  Who gives us
such... *graceful* tools, with which to ... to... *plumb*
the *depths* of of of *Nature*..."

need i say more?


M.
"LITTLE MEN! I, I see LITTLE MEN!"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: Fanning the Flames of Hate
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 15:55:30 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <1992Sep29.210901.2059@newstand.syr.edu> hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu writes:

% 
% Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
GO AWAY.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: polypropylene-skinned young hags
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 18:17:11 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

	Her skin was pale and creamy and flawless.  Apart from that she
was disgusting in every way.  I had them take a biopsy and culture it and
eventually they had grown a sheet of her-skin, forty feet long and ten wide.
In order to avoid paying for its care I assumed an old identity and by sheer
stench transported myself to Hong Kong; I understand that the skin is still
growing and has been made the Canadian ambassador to Zaire.
	One day I was swimming in the concrete runways of the airport, the
wheels of the big jets arousing me as they touched down, and my mind hatched
six baby ducklings and the elements of a scheme so impressive that I yawned
and got my mouth full of aggregate.  In the acid shower while I was cleaning
off superfluous cement and flesh, I realized that the scheme was entirely
idiotic, but I promptly came up with another.  During the tortoise-ride
to my apartment in the left Fallopian tube of an exclusive Eurasian call
girl, I thought of three more, and as I sipped my pre-dinner kerosene and
used mental force to transform my current mistress from elfin Thai woman
to statuesque red-headed hermaphrodite, I came up with yet another.  I
had too much toluene and cyclo-octane at dinner, though, and forgot all of
my brilliant plans promptly.
	To save money I built a luxurious three-bedroom apartment with
baseball diamond and technical university and freshwater lake in my own
spleen, and moved in.  My mistress used her own sexual power to become
entirely genderless, and tried to transform me into a spark plug for a
cheap lawnmower, but I stopped her before it was too soon and got her a
job as Gloria Steinem's navel.  In the guise of a major brokerage house
I started a bagel factory at the bottom of the Yellow River, a few kilometers
upstream from its mouth, and in my freshwater-dolphin suit I would dive
down from time to time and inspect it and enjoy the bits of bagels and lox
and anhydrous ammonia and hydrazine that the imported Iowans who womaned
the factory would toss to me as I swam past.

	It wasn't too bad a life.  My spleen began to get overdeveloped,
and it could hardly perform its proper functions with all the new industrial
parks, roller-skating rinks, castration parlors, head shops, ten-lane
superhighways, huge wax statues of Max Schmeling and Bruno Walther and
Ted Williams, giant actinium door-hinges, liquefied women, and singing
razor-blade factories springing up like so many joyful hearts along its
busy blood vessels.  I had it removed, and the brain of my lost love
implanted in its place, enabling me to play Scrabble (TM) with (apparently)
myself.  Of course I had to move out, and ended up in the den of an opium
den watching CNN and getting trounced at Chinese-rules Go.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: thchemb4@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My results?
Date: 5 Oct 92 19:41:08 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Oct4.135206.9197@vax.oxford.ac.uk>, reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
> 
> I'm giving everyone a second chance to ask me what my
> 'A' level results are.  They're interesting, I can tell you.
> 
> Jason

    'A' levels are boring. i bet you haven't got a CSE in woodwork.

 Tom Weston
From: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: History time
Date: 5 Oct 1992 21:24:34 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux7.lbl.gov
Keywords: The OLD ONES

In article <BvME0z.1I7@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>1 October 1987 is the date of the last talk.bizarre post by The Bonehead.
>It has been downhill ever since.
>
>I first read netnews sometime shortly before October, 1982, when the USENET
>map was still a silly ascii graphic.  That means, of course, that I am now
>70 dog-years old.



Wimp.

Whiner.

Get over it.  Put your helmet on, get out there, and POST.

inspecti DI

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: History time
Date: 6 Oct 1992 01:18:43 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: The OLD ONES

In article <1992Oct6.010422.11367@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>     What a FUCKING WANKER.
>     Now that he's gone, what do you Bonehead freaks
>do to amuse yourselves?  Watch _In Living Color_?
>Look at old Three Stooges reruns?
>     Nyuk nyuk nyuk.  Duh.
>
>--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
>                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
>                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
>                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu


wow.

Ya know, SR, I've often thought of you as a drooling idiot, a moron, a
typing idiot savant.


This proves it.
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: jasper@sam.ksu.ksu.edu (Keith A French)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Cuss Word
Date: 27 Sep 1992 08:23:37 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: sam.ksu.ksu.edu

Fuck.

--
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''    Internet: jasper@matt.ksu.ksu.edu
  K e i t h   A.  F r e n c h                 jasper@ksuvm.ksu.edu
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,      Bitnet: jasper@ksuvm.bitnet
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: STRUCTURE OF TIME (at numerous requests)
Date: 29 Sep 92 09:57:09 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Sep24.102014.1@tnclus.tele.nokia.fi>, hporopudas@tnclus.tele.nokia.fi writes:
> 
>  I don't know what time difference one "space-potato" (in our time units)
>  corresponds, but space difference (height) of one "space-potato" (in our
>  length units) is 20 - 30 centimeters. (World side of this object should be
>  observable by aid of scattering experiments. "Space-potato" does not lie
>  on the edge of Universe.)
> 
>  The "space-potato" is "living" in a way that it can go to every place and
>  God can "conjure" by aid of it all kind of things that He wants (He can
>  "conjure" those "neutrino souls" to "princess", "prince", same kind of
>  things than He can do by aid of neutrinos).
> 
>  World side of "space-potato" is observable by aid of high energy
>  scattering experiments to some arbitary "empty point" in space (antineutrinos
>  related to electron, u-lepton or tau-lepton). "Space-potato" does not
>  lie on the edge of the Universe.
> 
>    I would like to say that I believe that our God has spoken these things
>  through my 5 years old (28.4.1992) daughter Hanna-Maria, otherwise she must
>  be the greatest human genius ever born.
> 
>    I refer here to my paper <1992Jul24.165232.1@tnclus.tele.nokia.fi> in
>  talk.religion.misc newsgroup where one little correction (one size 15 - 20
>  meters -> 5 - 7 meters, it was given about as a hight of one tree, which I
>  first estimated to be too tall) was made in compared to my paper
>  <1992Jul20.225813.1@tnclus.tele.nokia.fi> which was in sci.physics,
>  sci.astro and sci.philosophy.tech.

>  Oulu  -  Finland  27.7.1992  Hannu K. J. Poropudas
>   - one picture 3.5.1992.
>     This picture of "space-potato" is backside of paper,
>     This is about structure of "space-potato" and some my remarks about
>     discussions with Hanna-Maria.

'Nuff said?
BTW, first time I've seen someone reference a post to the net as a
serious scientific paper.

Jason
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gooley Emulator
Date: 27 Sep 92 14:57:12 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: aaron@loki's message of 27 Sep 92 04:20:33 GMT


>Last summer I jad a job in the Land of Virtual Sleep.  The sheep there were
>very nice, polite almost.  They put on a production of Brigadoon and then
>walked around in it.  Some of them even moved their lambs into it.  They paid
>me out several feet of rope, but the river was too deep and I fell off.
>
>[etc]

Hmmm....

mark-c-function
mark-defun
mark-end-of-sentence
mark-page
mark-paragraph
mark-sexp
mark-whole-buffer
mark-word


Nope.

OK I give up, where did they put it?
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WARNING! DRUG USING BIKER CHICK!
Date: 28 Sep 92 18:29:32 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
|In article <1a39ccINN5ib@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
|>I passed my motorcycle safety class skill test.
|>I am now a certified SAFE motorcycle mama.

|well, i guess k*nt paul dolan didnt get to the motorcycle saftey people
|quickly enough.

KPD doesn't know that the Motorcycle Safety Foundation exists.  WHAT 
can you EXPECT from a man who put a surfboard or whatever it was on 
the back of his scooter?

Outlaw scooters now!  1 out of 20 riders will destroy their
shoulders and require expensive repairs at public expense!
After all, scooter-riding is not an ESSENTIAL liberty.

---
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com      C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary 
safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin, 
Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Name cj's opossum
Organization: finchhaus
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 20:43:55 GMT

>In article <1a39t4INN5jp@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>>---
>>We have an opossum now.  Well, "have" in the sense of 
>>"it eats Science Diet from our cats' dishes and doesn't
>>run away when we go into the kitchen".  I want to name
>>it "Grep" but Lance refuses.  He says "Opie" is better,
>>but I refuse to name a pet after a Ron Howard character.
>>
>>Name our opossum.

I was thinking seriously of reposting the canonical list of finch
names, titling it "names for gypsy's kitten and cj's opossum".

Now i am thinking seriously of reposting the canonical list of
finch names, titling it "the talk.bizarre FAQ".

AjD
but i will
forbear
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Woody Allen
Date: 26 Sep 92 11:29:04 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <9209242015.AA28231@quaestor>, carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
> 
> Busy Week:
> 
> The premier of my new movie, *and*
> Back-to-School shopping with my girlfriend.
> 
> ...carasso

You still going out with her?  Come on, give some of
us a turn.

Ace
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Talk Radio Euphemism of the Week
Date: 30 Sep 92 02:50:27 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


digital rectal examination
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32563 alt.flame:13192
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Threes")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Date: 2 Oct 92 16:11:19 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: sabbott@nmsu.edu's message of 2 Oct 92 01:48:33 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.014833.27781@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>   While you were home rubbing vaseline on your tumescent penis, 

    You CRUEL BASTARD.  You weren't supposed to let Lippert know that
greg was being unfaithful.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: orc@amber.uchicago.edu (David Parsons)
Subject: Re: pro and con
Reply-To: orc@sybase.com (bouncing mail address)
Organization: Ministry of Skritching
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 19:58:31 GMT

In article <gerald.717878003@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
|jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
|>Q]  What's the difference between Gerald Oskoboiny and a game of baseball?
|
| A:  Baseball is loved by _men_.

  Well, that's something can be remedied without much effort.


  Are you cute?

                __
  david parsons \/ orc@sybase.com, if the wind is right.
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Pioneers
Date: 1 Oct 92 13:43:14 GMT
Organization: Indiana University

In <1992Oct1.065754.24257@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith) writes:

>Ha ha I thought. My freshman year, we recorded the damn thing into the 
>computer, all 8 megabytes, and reversed it and held satanic rituals!
>We were the pioneers!

Rose-Hulman, net.pioneers.

oh baby i love it

-- 
ben                                     fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

"A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other"
- Dave Hasbrook, about the Indiana Ultimate team
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Nothing else seems to work so here goes!!
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 21:07:51 GMT

In article <96914@bu.edu> schin@acs.bu.edu (neil schier) writes:
>
>I have been trying with absolutely zero success to find the recent whereabouts
>of Vanessa Southern (Stanford '90) and Sarah Roff (Yale '90) I have tried
>the alumni association on both campuses, alt.misc.personal and the other 
>relevant bboards. 
>
>Does anyone know these two people? If so, please let me know directly.

No, but I have an extra Karen Sapecky (Princeton '79), whom you are
welcome to.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Software manual quotation of the week
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 29 Sep 92 22:17:32 CDT


"Your new application is now complete, except for the functionality."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: got to get out more
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 13:53:56 GMT
Followup-To: not
Summary: couldn't be
Keywords: go fight wimp

I am sure it was a mistake on my part, but I could have sworn I overheard
two colleagues talking about Fantasy League Bowling this morning.

Dave
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: A workable definition of annoyance
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 27 Sep 92 23:44:10 CDT


someone who calls himself "Protean Godstuff" but whose name is apparently
something rigler or rigler something or maybe just rigler, and whose
omnipotence is apparently insufficient to keep his divine pronouncements
out of the bytestream until they are finished, broils in the agony of
torment apparently imposed by a higher deity:

>	I'm posting this mesg to hopefully forestall an incoming barrage 
>of newbie-quality flames (Ken and Jeff you losers).  I WISH I had problems
>like Rigler posting something accidentally six times.  Get a life people.

You're right. In the future I shall aspire to more mature, time-tested
flames such as "loser", "newbie", and "get a life".

>	After inadvertently wasting this much of the t.b continuum with 
>newbie bait, I must now take a six month hiatus from posting, until I can
>cough up something pure.

Don't call us...
From: latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:10:22 GMT
Organization: Bradley University

> >> >>> >>Cerveza! Uno mas, por favor.
> >> >>> >Que?
> >> >>> Beer! One more, please.
> >> >>Queer!  No more fleas!
> >> >Here! No more of these!
> >> There! One more of his!
> >Where?  Where's my daughter Liz?
> Hair! Hair is all there is!
Blair!  Blair, gimme a kizz!
--
"Is you in, or is you ain't?"
"You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 

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