HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: english@alicudi.usc.edu (Joe English)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: New Song
Date: 21 Jan 1993 12:55:22 -0800
Organization: Nerds of Action
Distribution: world
Reply-To: joe@trystero.art.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: alicudi.usc.edu
Keywords: country, western, vomit





MAILBOX BLUES

The new c&w single from Joey English and the Tennessee Stranglers.

(inspired by A.J. Janschewitz)

----

I went to my mailbox one morning,
Found some bills and a subscription card,
There was something that morning that came without warning,
And it caught me completely off guard.

It wasn't no mail from my honey Gail,
Who ran off with a salesman named Luke.
'least I don't think my wife, the ex-love of my life
Would send a big plastic bag full of puke.

	(Chorus)
    Oh, what the hell is this doin' in the mail
    With no name or return address on it?
    I ain't got no friends that are weird enough to send
    A big plastic bag full of vomit.

Next day came a letter that wasn't no better,
From Doc Charles McGurdy, the vet.
He wrote ``Well I tried, but your dog has just died,
So sorry about your old pet.''

I fought back the tears as I finished my beer,
Remembrin' the way he said ``Arf.''
But that wasn't why I was startin' to cry,
'Twas the big paper sack full of barf.

	(Chorus)
    Oh, what the hell is this doin' in the mail
    With no name or return address on it?
    I ain't got no friends that are sick enough to send
    A big plastic bag full of vomit.

Think I'll get in my car and drive out to the bar,
Get drunk and play songs on the juke.
'Cause my wife left my side, and my dog up and died,
And somebody's mailin' me puke.

    (Repeat chorus)
    (Repeat final verse)



--Joe English

  ignore this posting


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Subject: short, mathematical realization
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 20:39:04 GMT


              1
lehigh = -------------
           canetoad


			---jeff "and jane's the only one to the left of
                                  the decimal point, at that" c, ncsu.



--
     jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu      \\        pope@aza.csc.ncsu.edu    
 "I don't know where you took   --=--   To KLH: Love ya, Katya!
 me, but I didn't want to leave."   \\  have clue, will travel.
       ---------------------------------------------------
From: bungle@cellar.org (Sir Charles of Manson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I Protest
Date: 22 Jan 93 03:24:55 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


   
   Please, stop touching my scrotum, Mr. Asner.



------
Sir Charles of Manson               "I can never be in Love,
bungle@cellar.org                     because I am Love."

                   The Cellar BBS (215) 539-3043
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: decisions
Date: 22 Jan 93 15:26:53 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse

*  rp -- and the bonus question: What are the 7 seas?

#	Good question!  I can only think of 5.
#
#  Middle sea, vitamin sea, top sea, doubleyou sea and the Holy Sea.

The bee bee sea and physical intima sea.




-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    Ken Johnson, AIAI,
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    80 South Bridge, Edinburgh   the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    Tel 031-650 2756             somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    Fax 031-650 6513                            

                                                                                                                                                                 I have discovered of this basic law of the universe a most remarkable           proof, which a
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: *** The Butt Report ***
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 03:52:26 GMT

Michael Rigler (rigler@dao.nrc.ca) wrote:
: 	The advantages of a healthy -- nay! super-human -- butt are
: multifold.  Just now as I was reading a journal article, I came across
: a rather opaque passage.  Not a problem.  A simple high-powered clench
: of my butt sent a surge of blood coursing through my head, delivering 
: the extra oxygen my brain needed to comprehend what I was reading.

Oh, the times I've needed one of those.  Now, however, I no longer need to read
journal articles.

At least, not scientific journal articles.

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"I tell everyone a different story...that way nothing's ever boring."              ---Jane Siberry
Current Album--Cactus World News:Urban Beaches
Current Read--Michelle Sagara:Into The Dark Lands
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Oat Bran Cookie of Doom
Date: 20 Jan 93 20:32:28 -0600
Followup-To: alt.ssfy
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1993Jan17.193537.11348@vax.oxford.ac.uk>, reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
> In article <1993Jan13.011815.13814@dsd.es.com>, rjones@itchy.dsd.es.com (Ray Jones - Perp) writes:
> 
>> Far lower on the food evolution timeline are the "Banana Dream"
>> 'things'.  I think they're in F4.  They barely of banana, barely of
>> cream, mostly of twinkie substiute.
> 
> Have you met finerty?
> 
> Jason

Why, is that what he is?

					--Joachim
From: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mental Disorders in the African American Community Caused by American Slavery
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:08:52 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey


             Where is Roger when you really need him?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Zoe Baird
Keywords: politics
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 15:24:25 GMT


DOES anyone else find it ironic that the senate, which approved ED MEESE
to be attorney general, was going to reject ZB? I mean, sure, she broke
the law, but Ed Meese.......


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic F Key)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: symbolism?
Date: 27 Jan 93 04:14:36 GMT
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: birch.cs.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu's message of 26 Jan 93 20:10:08 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.201008.76703@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:

> no 'making toilets' in the movie, i bet.

Spoiler follows:

In a scene that serves to ease dramatic tension before the climax of
the movie, Count Dracula and Van Helsing participate in an impromptu
toilet-sculpting contest.  Each participant is given a four-foot-high
block of marble and a chisel.  Within an hour, Dracula's toilet is
finished, a truly gothic monstrosity of a crapper, replete with
screaming demons, screaming spirits, and screaming meemies.  Van
Helsing, by contrast, takes two full days to complete his toilet,
pausing neither to eat nor sleep.  Unfortunately, the result of
his exertions stresses function over form, and is judged unutterably
banal by the passersby.

! * $$ @ % #(@ #*! &$ !*#%)! #*% @($ %U# %!*# %#* $A $ #$ %*# @ ! PO $ 
     The Automatic F Key is a public toilet of nj@cs.Berkeley.EDU
! * $$ @ % #(@ #*! &$ !*#%)! #*% @($ %U# %!*# %#* $A $ #$ %*# @ ! PO $
From: tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10 word story
Date: 21 Jan 93 09:59:07 GMT
Organization: Oxford University, UK
Originator: tbrann@black

She was free, no longer controlled by the Andromeda constellation.

T
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       |
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Pinhole Camaraderie
Keywords: Peeping Toms Voyeurism
Date: 27 Jan 93 21:58:07 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox

I just heard about some hotels where an undercover investigation
showed that a great number of rooms had a hole drilled into the wall
behind the bathroom mirror, and the mirror backing scraped off for
the viewing enjoyment of the hotel staff.

Erik -- "And I want the negatives, too."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: David Mason <vid@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: She is leering at my pupils
Reply-To: David Mason <vid@zooid.guild.org>
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:34:40 GMT


She is leering at my pupils again. 

I wonder why we bother. So much education, by the next morning they
are gone. 

I guess she must have educated tastes. 

I think I will become a vegetarian..

-- 
vid@zooid.guild.org             -->> ZOOiD Public Access Usenet 416 322-7876
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From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.angst
Subject: Re: anyone need a harem?
Date: 22 Jan 93 15:23:30 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

In article 4058@ncsu.edu, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel) writes:
>
>I'm not sure what's going on, but those of you who wish to meet
>young, attractive, available women should start following me 
>around, because apparently I'm giving off some sort of gamma
>radiation or pheromones or something that's magnetic to 'em.
>
>After spending about a year or so when the ONLY person even VAGUELY
>interested in me was a close friend who's dated everyone BUT me
>(by mutual choice), within the past month I've:
>
>(a) begun a new relationship (sadly, she's living in another state right now), 
>(b) noticed a slightly-underage friend of a friend flirting shyly with me, and
>(c) collected two more phone numbers in my coat pocket, belonging
>      to a pair of sweet, preppy girls in one of my classes.
>...as WELL as the aforementioned friend taking on a newly intense interest,
>and a friend of HERS offering to spend her Spring Break week down here in
>North Carolina visiting li'l old me.
>
>All of the above WITHOUT my doing a damned thing to initiate any of 'em,
>or visibly changing my habits, moods or appearance significantly.
>
>Of course, everything above after (a) took place AFTER said relationship
>began, and I hence went Off The Market, though I'm still at a loss to explain
>the week and a half where THAT occured.

Of course! What, would expect anyone to _actually_ be interested in
someone who's ohmigod "available?"

The same thing has been happening to me lately, although I am "available."
As soon as I stopped giving a crap about finding someone nice, it seems
that lately I've had more than I can handle. Now, I don't even care anymore if
I meet someone or not. Mind you, these are all women that were "unavailable"
when I met them, but I planted some seeds anyway. I didn't think that
the harvest moon came out in January. Oh well.

ObAngst: I'm no longer attracted to any of these women, and I don't know
why I was then.

---
Erik Radmall -- eradm.wbst845e@xerox.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Boycott Pepsi
Date: 23 Jan 1993 22:33:01 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu
*: ObPlug


I took my bike up Vermont to the Music Plus and Wherehouse past 2nd St to
buy a few CDs and, most importantly, complete my Van Halen.  I return home,
my roommate's watching the tube; a commercial comes on and it says 
"Right Now blah blah" on the screen, i think "Probably a plug for their
[COMING OUT FEB 9*] live album ... "  Suddenly i see "... the future will
be Crystal Clear."

Oh no.

Pepsi is using a Van Halen song to promote Crystal Pepsi.
They are now in the same category as Michael Jackson and Hammer.

Words cannot describe the revulsing, hallucinatory nausea i am now
experiencing.  This is not going to go away any time soon.

I am now listening to all of VH's albums, in chronological order.

5150
woe is i

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: souix follows gooleys lead....
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 13:44:54 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.191859.29522@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>
>
> Ah, well. Somone really took their lobotomy pills this morning,
>didn't they? Please. I beseech you. If you are trying to insult me,
>please at least spell my name correctly. 
>
>here, i will spell it for you.   S-I-O-U-X  
>
>NOT SOUIX, whatever *that* is. 
>

woah, a SPELLING FLAME. we are impressed with your 100% accurate typing,
you'll make a fine secretary one day.
From: 00bwanderson@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Shakespearean complaint
Date: 22 Jan 93 00:37:53 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1993Jan17.164359.3134@cnsvax.uwec.edu>, hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
> In article <1jage1INNkkj@chnews.intel.com>, bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>> In article <1993Jan16.033102.21292@news.nd.edu> rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca) writes:
>>>	I'm sorry, but Shakespeare's already dead.
>> 
>> William Shakespeare and Elvis Aaron Presley were
>> photographed today eating scooter pies in the
>> sauna at the Baidoa Hilton.
>> 
>> 				--Blair
>> 				  "I have the negatives."
> 
> This can't possibly be true.  Elvis doesn't like scooter pies.
> 
> 					--Joachim

Yes I do...I mean, Yes he does.

BeRlUvCiEsAlNiDvEeRsS!O!N

-- 
.sig?  We don' need no steenkin' .sig!

Bruce Anderson: A tradition of Chaos and Disorder since 1967
spock@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (unix)	00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp (VAX)
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!  BSU disclaims me, and I disclaim them.
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Out of Context Movie Reviews
Date: 22 Jan 1993 08:31:53 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1993Jan20.201811.22470@spectrum.xerox.com> eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com writes:
*Movie ad quip:
*"...I was inspired..." -- Gene Shalit
*
*Actual review:
*"After watching this film, I was inspired to run to the bathroom
*to heave my lunch." -- Gene Shalit

Nope, I'm sorry, but Gene Shalit loves every single fucking movie ever
made, no matter how big a stinker it really is.  Now, if you had said
Leonard Maltin, we would've had something.


Mark "I loved Ishtar" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: How I know I've entered an alternate universe.
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 22:12:28 GMT

lucifuge writes:
>Cause you're wearing kinky black threads and breathing heavy. 
>
>Change the name? Nah, too obvious.
Mommy? Make the bad man go away, I'm scared. PV
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, hell's cavenewt, rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, smartass liberal democrat
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Message for [FITB]
Date: 23 Jan 1993 00:35:14 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <1993Jan22.222308.464@gagme.chi.il.us> pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
>I believe the proper response to this is "Cut it out, nj". PV

You're just pissed that he had no message for you.

5150
i should be talking
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: In New Hampshire,
Date: 22 Jan 93 01:53:12
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs


...Rush is considered to be avant-garde.


--
...so the whole story is completely untrue... big hoax! ha ha ha....
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Budd Hazard)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 10 word currency wheeze
Date: 27 Jan 93 07:13:40 GMT
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch


US Money Is Too Small,
It Needs To Be Bigger.




-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: symbolism?
Organization: t.b
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 00:38:35 GMT

jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
> i'm in the middle of reading bram stoker's dracula (can't afford to go
> see it) and i can't help but notice how often stoker tells of his
> characters' bathroom habits. first, dracula tells his guest to go 'make
> a toilet' before he may eat.  later, lucy is described as 'making her
> nightly toilet' before she goes to bed.  i can't quite understand the
> importance yet, but i'm sure it will tie in somewhere.

     That's because when all is said and
done and we get down to brass tacks you're
just a newbie, even if you *are* qool enough
to post that you like suppositories.

     Ok, here's your homework:

     1.  Obviously, dracula must be spying on
         everyone who 'makes a toilet' and is
         doing so to see whether they _____ or
         ___ when they ____.

> i'm waiting to see if dracula himself will 'make a toilet'.

     2.  Yeah, well so is everyone else in t.b.
         because we want to find out whether
         he ______ or ____ when he _____.

--Starcap'n Ra,      {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
   oh, and by the       {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
   way, nobody gets                       ^---------------The Wrong Choice
   an A around here          internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
   unless they go down
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From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: at the shop
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 15:23:49 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> ...yesterday, I bought a red rollerball pen and a chicken croissant
> (lunch)

Didn't you get ink all over your tongue?

> ...today, I bought two sandwiches (lunch), one honey corner,

Isn't that a porn video?


mathew
From: tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my all-time favorite porno movie title
Date: 23 Jan 93 22:26:11 GMT
Organization: Oxford University, UK
Originator: tbrann@black

gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
}rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler) writes:
}>Richard White writes:
}>>R. S. Statsinger writes:
}>>>mathew writes:
}>>>|JANE HORVATH writes:
}>>>>>ramboner
}>>>|"Spurtacus".
}>>>The Fountainhead....
}>>On Golden Blonde.
}>
}>Lethal Wettin' 3
}>Sister Packed
}>Beauty on my Beast
}>Christopher Cunnilingus
}>Universal Scrotum
}
}Indiana Joan

Pubic hair on elm street.

T
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       |
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Subject: Limerick for mr. x
Organization: Anonymous contact service
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Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 01:23:27 GMT




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From: CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help
Date: 21 Jan 93 14:53:34 GMT
 <20JAN199319405450@pavo.concordia.ca>
Organization: Penn State University

In article <1993Jan20.154018.102191@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
(JANE HORVATH) writes...
>
>can anyone tell me how to make lesbians stop hitting on me?
>
Try pitching low and away. If that doesn't work, sign a knuckleballer.

--Craig D.

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From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 23:31:34 GMT

Bill Coderre writes:
>Paul "DARTH" Vader explodes:
>>>Oh man did you blow it. Here I was, about to proclaim you as the best
>
>It might be superfluous, but allow me to remind you of The Rules, Paul:
>If you want to criticize someone's prestige, you'd best have more than
>they do.
>
>If you know what I mean and I think you do.
Point taken. I in no way meant to imply that I was an oldbie (I'm a rim
dweller on a good day). I may have overstated my case, but I was trying
to say that bigotry is not bizarre, even if you seem to be the rare 
new t.b female with entertainment value. Consider me slapped down a few
notches. PV

P.S. Who's this Darth person? Never heard of him.
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, hell's cavenewt, rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, smartass liberal democrat
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help
Date: 21 Jan 1993 13:14:39 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1993Jan20.192416.14293@midway.uchicago.edu> ss19@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>In article <1993Jan20.154018.102191@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
>>
>>can anyone tell me how to make lesbians stop hitting on me? i am a
>>heterosexual by choice
>
>   Oooh!  Cool!   How did you arrange that?  Is there a class for it?

Don't even bother.  She won't share 'em anyway.  Selfish.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: 3 related SSCs
Summary: i am so cool everyone wants to be me. really. come follow me.
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 16:51:12 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.223943.18136@dsd.es.com> rjones@itchy.dsd.es.com (Ray Jones - Perp) writes:
>
>My appeal to have a grade changed has been rejected.  I am therefore
>stuck at the University of Utah for at least next year.  I am picking
>up a Creative Writing minor.  It should set off my CS degree
>marvelously.  The shameful part:  I just realized this enhances the
>probability that I'll meet PJF.
>
>Finally, I should have put 5 above, instead of 3.
>
>Ray (kill me now)

i'm sorry to say that i cannot kill you now. i am way too busy. i promise
not to hang out on lower campus if you stay away from the med center. then
the likelyhood of a chance meeting will be minimized. you might find me on
msscc where my 'real' acct. is though...is e & s at research park??

i got in trouble again here at nyx for posting to misc.test and for
putting misc.test in the follow-up line all the time. i think someone
wrote the sys. admin. he said it was amazing how i never seem to run out
of ways to piss people off. i think is amazing that there are still people
out there who are incapable of checking the newsgroup line. 

--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1