From: v129j6ed@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (This is F.U.N.)
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Subject: Re: LNH - Posting of the last chapter (so far...)
Date: 3 Sep 92 19:32:00 GMT
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In article <1992Sep3.174611.28382@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, dvandom@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (David VanDomelen) writes...
>Just as the LNH were about to do gratuitous violence to the helpless Table and 
>the inexperienced Acton Lord, a wall of words (some of them quite clever) 
>sprung up between them and the baddies (BTW, Y-Plex and Time Crapper were still
>rolling about kidney punching each other at this point).  Stepping from behind 
>a curtain, a shadowy figure addressed them.
>     "I am Sig Lad, and have come to warn you that you play directly into the 
>hands of Acton Lord if you attack Table."
>     "Why should we trust *you*?" asked Cliche Lad (Kid? sorry if I forgot)
>     "Because Acton Lord is my evil time-displaced twin, that's why!"
> 
>Dave Van Domelen, how will the LNH get out of this one (and how badly have I 
>mangled the original storyline)?
(Let's find out.)

An unidentafible(sp?) voice within the heep of Legion bodies scattered into 
one corner, "Hey, we have Sig-File Man already.  We don't want another one."
        Table, quickly recovering from the onslaught from Action Lord, says,
"Is that so?", and aims the Ring of Retconn at Sig Lad, changing him into
Price Guide Freak, a man who buys comics just so they go up in value. Table
smirks at the sight of Price Guide Freak, and now turns toward the Legion.
    Preparing to give the Legion the full force of both the Ring of Retconn
and the Cosmic PlotDevice, Dr. KillFile and Magna Man appear suddenly, in
a flash of black light.
        "IT is ready", exclaims Dr. KillFile.
        Unknown to Table, a laser sighting is being aimed at the base of his 
skull.  
	Stretching his hands up in the air, Dr. KillFile yells out, "Let
the Universal Crossover begin!"
	A hole in space and time opens over the room, and the characters
of the Inate Universe come floating down.  Those who appear are Spoon,
the Savage MaCon, ShadowHick, and members of W.I.L.D.G.N.A.T.S., YoungStud,
and GatorAde.
	
MeanWhile, a man in black kelvar with broken bones painted on his chest,
drives around in his truck that looks as if it was owned by Dead Head,
with all sorts of colors and unknown shapes all over it.  He is the
Punished.

To be continued, somewhere.....	


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