HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 10:24:36 GMT

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu apologizes:

>In article <92225.112956MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
><MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
> 
>>
>>Reference gobbling turkey strikes again...
>>
>>>>>> => Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
>>>>>> =>words "Llama".
>>>>>> Wrong ... we'll start it with 'Albatross'
>>>>>Wrong again.... "BEANS"
>>>>Wrong-a, you son of a malnutritioned-a English type..we'll start with-a
>>>>"semprini"
>>>>No, no, no.  That won't do at all. "Wankel-rotary-engine."  Yes. That should
>>>do quite nicely.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> =>Pag aka threads starting is me..
>>>>>> =>
>>>>>> =>ps. well I could not put threads r us cuz some1 already said that one..
>>>>>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
>>>>>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>
>>>>Michael aka Is the Third Test in here?
>>>Chris aka Bum!!!!!!!!
>>Sal aka Bum? Are you lookin' at me bum? How completely rude!
>Chris aka Oh, Sorry old chap.  I thought it was one of the (L)lisas' bums.
Meetch aka Perhaps if we ask nicely, they'll let us spank 'em.
From: ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Date: 14 Aug 92 13:43:08 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) scribbled : 

=>	In article <ins450m.713780297@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> 
=>	ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) did say :
=>
=>->00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
=>->
=>->>In article <1992Aug12.133522.11625@newscan.canada.sun.com>
=>->>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
=>->> 
=>->>>
=>->>>
=>->>>exs16@po.CWRU.Edu (Eugene Shumulinsky) writes:
=>->>>>
=>->>>>       Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time, but could
=>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct me to where
=>->>>> I can find it.
=>->>>>
=>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
=>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
=>->>>
=>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
=>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
=>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
=>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
Simon aka A SCRIPT REQUESTER!!! BURN 'IM!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Organization: Karam Pty. Ltd. Perth, Australia
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 12:15:59 GMT

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) contemplates his navel...:

>In article <1992Aug16.101643.3606@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>|aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) states:
>|
>|
>|>	In article <ins450m.713780297@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> 
>|>	ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) did say :
>|
>|>->00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>|>->
>|>->>In article <1992Aug12.133522.11625@newscan.canada.sun.com>
>|>->>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>|>->> 
>|>->>>
>|>->>>
>|>->>>exs16@po.CWRU.Edu (Eugene Shumulinsky) writes:
>|>->>>>
>|>->>>>       Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time, but could
>|>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct me to where
>|>->>>> I can find it.
>|>->>>>
>|>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
>|>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
>|>->>>
>|>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
>|>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
>|>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
>|>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
>|Meetch aka You mean Jos actually found 'is brain ???
>Yes! I finally found me brain and stuck it where it belongs! There's
>just one thing now ... I can't sit properly anymore ... Does anyone
>know for sure where a brain's supposed to be? Suggestions anyone?

Umm.. 'ave yer tried standin' on yer 'ead ?  It worked for Ghandi.. or
was the telly upside-down again.  Nyeeeargggh!  I forgit.

>Jos aka I thought it was somewhere below the abdomen, dunno ...
Meetch aka Maybe just below the shoulders ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: lack of phythonese in today's world
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 15:28:21 GMT


In article <cam.713644909@milton>, cam@milton.u.washington.edu (Cameron Ritchie) writes:
|> Is it just me, or is there a general lack of understanding out
|> there of classic phrases?
|> (stuff deleted)
|> I don't know - it seems like people used to know what I was talking about,
|> but not anymore.  :( 

Alas, no one ever understands me when I go off reciting Pythonese, but I've
gotten used to it, so it hardly bothers me much any more.

--lisa
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: You're not even a proper woman !
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 15:09:54 GMT


In article <1992Aug11.122004.994@abekrd.co.uk>, graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths) writes:

|> 	Anyway Fruit-bat, artichoke, throat-wobbler-until the word Maudlin
|> is almost totally obscured.
|> 
|> 	And over to you Tom.

Can I just say here this is the first time I've been on television??

--lisa aka I bet you guys thought I was gone
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (James Willer)
Subject: Njorl's Saga
Reply-To: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 15:30:38 GMT

This is *not* the start of a new thread!!!

Jseam vmv I've come for flying lessons
From: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Jamesa Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: PS
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:30:33 GMT
Reply-To: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

While I'm posting all these useless messages, I would just like
to add that I have nothing to say.

same J sls Just don't say the word m*tr*ss around Mr. Lambert.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 13:15:44 GMT

In article <92225.112622MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
<MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
 
>
>>>|> |> Chris aka What's a "supper?"
>>>|>
>>>|>   Craig Spam aka what is the fucking shit with all this aka stuff
>>anyway
>>>|>   Bruce?  aka Does anyone really care?  aka Don't people, even silly
>>>|>   people get tired of seeing the 1e+6th aka in a frigging post?
>>>|>
>>>|> Hi Craig. For chrissake, lighten up (or, I guess, craigsake). I personally
>>>|> don't have anything to say or comment about MP right now. However, I do
>>>|> like conversation in a room where my only friends are my books and
>>computers.
>>>|> So, this is a good place. Besides, the people are nice and the beer isn't
>>>
>>>BEER? where? brown or pale or polar ?
>>>
>>>|> that bad, so why not? If it offends you so much, start a new thread! Do
>>>|> _you_ have anything to say? Your last few posts (aside from the _good_
>>thread
>>>|> about drinking buddies) have been complaints. If my grandmother were alive,
>>>|> she would enjoy mimicking your wining .-). If I think of anything, I'll
>post
>>
>>wining? WINING? where's the wine?
>>
>>|> it. Give us a hand. Post something. Just don't complain. I hate complainers.
>>|> I hate people who hate things.
>>|>
>>
>>I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)
>Chris aka when did Grouchy Smurf join alt.fan.monty-python?
>Sal aka You caught the reference! For a week, I've been putting down
>    "I hate this" and "I hate that", and nobody has even mentioned or
>    thought of those little blue guys! I'm glad somebody's been
>    watching (or at least remembers) their cartoons! Oh no! Its, Its
>    The Blue Meanies!!!!!
          Papa Smurf!  Papa Smurf Helllllllllllllp!!!!!!
Chris aka I hate people who hate Smurfs!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 21:13:29 GMT

In article <sprooney.714326402@unix1.tcd.ie>
sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
 
>
>
>>Hey Sal....
>Close, but no cigar.
>
>>No one else may have gotten it, but I know that the Blue Meanies
>>are from Yellow Submarine.
>Well, you can't take any chances. I might have gotten it! I think
>I'll go get tested.
>
>>Lisa aka what is the meaning of life?
>Um... Haven't you seen the film?
>It's just the usual stuff. Be nice to each other, enjoy yourself,
>and all that rot.
>
>SIon1
>
>>                    "It's Friday, I'm in love"
>>                             The Cure
>
>                "Death machine infests my corpse-to-be"
>                               Slayer
>
>
 
>          ------------>        M!
How morbid)
                 "The more we think we know about
                   the greater the unknown. . ."
                                Rush
Chris aka Testing done here.
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Keywords: Wibble, F'tang, Eky.
Date: 17 Aug 92 15:15:01 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu


In article <1992Aug11.144239.19359@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
|> 
|>  Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
|> words "Llama".

Cuidado Llamas!!

Los llamas son mas grandes que las ranas...

|> Pag aka threads starting is me..
-- lisa aka a french major, not a spanish major, so don't kill me if I
	misspelled anything
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks=smurfs
Organization: Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar, Dublin
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 10:12:39 GMT


>>>>Ratboy aka has a Magic Flute here somewhere...Wait! I gave it to lisa...She 
>>>>had moch more creativity with it than I...
>>> Chris aka Yes, but can she *play* it?
>> 
>>*picks up flute, runs a few scales, and slides into renditions of 'Scarborough
>>Fair' and 'Greensleeves.'*  Yup.

>*grabs an electric guitar, clicks on the amp and distortion pedal and cranks
>into Pantera's Mouth For War, ripping a solo that even Diamond Darrell would
>be envious of, then crashing straight into Slayer's Raining Blood, growling
>the lyrics like Lucifer himself until even the wildest ears bleed from the 
>untamed voltage from my fingertips {pant} {pant} {pant}*

Yeah... We could re-start the Bubonic Duck-Fuckers from Hell... you
know 'Bastard Dog ate my Buspass'?

>Oh..sorry...where was I?
um... there?

>> 
>>-- lisa aka someone with respect for a wind instrument, unlike some people I
>>        won't mention...
>Ratboy aka believe me, I have respect for the winds...had a bad case just the
>   other day.
Well I play with my flute for a lliving so there!
IOsnm... Rammie.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 02:19:39 GMT

In <92225.112622MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:

>>>|> |> Chris aka What's a "supper?"
>>>|>
>>>|>   Craig Spam aka what is the fucking shit with all this aka stuff
>>anyway
>>>|>   Bruce?  aka Does anyone really care?  aka Don't people, even silly
>>>|>   people get tired of seeing the 1e+6th aka in a frigging post?
>>>|>
>>>|> Hi Craig. For chrissake, lighten up (or, I guess, craigsake). I personally
>>>|> don't have anything to say or comment about MP right now. However, I do
>>>|> like conversation in a room where my only friends are my books and
>>computers.
>>>|> So, this is a good place. Besides, the people are nice and the beer isn't
>>>
>>>BEER? where? brown or pale or polar ?
>>>
>>>|> that bad, so why not? If it offends you so much, start a new thread! Do
>>>|> _you_ have anything to say? Your last few posts (aside from the _good_
>>thread
>>>|> about drinking buddies) have been complaints. If my grandmother were alive,
>>>|> she would enjoy mimicking your wining .-). If I think of anything, I'll
>post
>>
>>wining? WINING? where's the wine?
>>
>>|> it. Give us a hand. Post something. Just don't complain. I hate complainers.
>>|> I hate people who hate things.
>>|>
>>
>>I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)
>Chris aka when did Grouchy Smurf join alt.fan.monty-python?
>Sal aka You caught the reference! For a week, I've been putting down
>    "I hate this" and "I hate that", and nobody has even mentioned or
>    thought of those little blue guys! I'm glad somebody's been
>    watching (or at least remembers) their cartoons! Oh no! Its, Its
>    The Blue Meanies!!!!!
Meetch aka Time to start up alt.smurfs, alt.gargamel, alt.asriel, alt.papa..
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Thursday, 13 Aug 1992 08:45:09 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: You're not even a proper woman !
 <sprooney.713633318@unix1.tcd.ie>

In article <sprooney.713633318@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon
Rooney) says:
>
>>> Well there's a turn-up ("Where ?", "Ssshh!"). You can't trust anyone. I go
>>> back to college for a year and come back to find alt.fan.monty-python has
>>> got better ("You're not fooling anyone you know"). Where are all the
>>> endless threads of people quoting and re-quoting the same lines from the
>>> same sketches (and droning on and on about how Mr Smith should be running
>>> the country).
>
>>They were sacked once they started repeating themselves about mooses
>>in Norway.  The people responsible for sacking them have also been sacked.
>
>PLEASE! Won't anyone ever get it right. (well... apart from at
>WWWC). The Plural of Moose is Mice!
>Mind you. Mouse bites can be pretty nasty.

If that's true, then I'll just go home to my hice?
And set my mouse trapice? Finally, I'll have a few
cupice? of juice, feed my polygoose (more than one
mongoose), and shuffle of the the land of dreamice.

>
>>>      O.K. so there are still endless silly threads
>>Oh, no there aren't!
>Oh shut up... and go and change your armour.
>
>>>                                              but it would appear
>>> that there is some semblance of originality.
>
>>On behalf of the readerdom of a.f.m-p, I would like to express our
>><BANG!> ughhh........<thud>
>My toughts exac
>
>>
>>>      Anyway Fruit-bat, artichoke, throat-wobbler-until the word Maudlin
>>> is almost totally obscured.
>>>
>>>      And over to you Tom.
>
>>Thank you, Graehem, um, Grayhem (damn) Thank you, geranium <BANG!><BANG!>
>
>>PKT aka there, that's got rid of me.........
>Bum. (MNSio in this guy's...)
Sal aka Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. BUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!
        (T'isn't the suspense killing you?)
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Date: 18 Aug 92 02:23:49 GMT
Organization: Youngstown State University

In article <sprooney.714080680@unix1.tcd.ie>
sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
 
>
>>>>> => Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
>>>>> =>words "Llama".
>>>>> Wrong ... we'll start it with 'Albatross'
>>>>Wrong again.... "BEANS"
>>>I'm sorry, I'll read that again:  "Number 27.  The Larch."
>>But but, I thought Number 27 was the Spanish inquisition!  Or was that 28...
>>oh, bum.  I forget.
>NOBODY forgets the Spamish Inhibition. Our main weapon is... um...
>
>>>>> =>Pag aka threads starting is me..
>>>>> =>
>>>>> =>ps. well I could not put threads r us cuz some1 already said that one..
>>>>> Simon aka time to introduce some REAL silliness ....
>>>>Dave aka <you can't see this but I'm doing the silly walk>
>>>Richard aka Tits Winkle & Vibraphone (Solicitors)
>>Meetch aka Ergh!  "Grunties" is bad enuff!
>IOSnm .. or how about this: zzzzzzzzzip. rollrollrollroll. <thump>
><thump>
Chris aka Why, that's a garden hose, you silly boy <tee hee>.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Jamesa Willer)
Subject: Re: A bet!
Reply-To: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 15:58:27 GMT

you lose.

maJes qpq Due to the current economic 'recession', I'm afraid we're
	going to have to lose one of our Pantomime wHorses ...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: You're not even a proper woman !
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:07:25 GMT


>|> 	Anyway Fruit-bat, artichoke, throat-wobbler-until the word Maudlin
>|> is almost totally obscured.
>|> 
>|> 	And over to you Tom.

>Can I just say here this is the first time I've been on television??
Yes.

>--lisa aka I bet you guys thought I was gone
... we wished.
SOin
m? [|]?;
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: toast..err.. TEST
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 14:01:53 GMT

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug16142128@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>|
>|This is a test to see what the result will be.
>|
>|Dan aka Gettin' a might bit sick of havin' all o' my posts rejected.
>|(grumble grumble)

>Ooooouuuhh! Dannyboy! You're back! Finally! Yes! Yes! We can hear you!
>You're comin' thru loud an' clear! Oooh, Dannypoo I've missed you so
>much! No one has missed you so much as I did! Well ... maybe Michael
>did ... or Eccles, or maybe Jester. Yes, I think Jester missed you
>more than I did. And ...[Ll]isa and Chris and  ... Yeah, I think
>everbody missed you more than I did <thud> ...

>Jos aka Who, by Jove, is this silly man?
Meetch aka Who are *YOU* to call this man silly ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: What the what!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 02:35:00 GMT

>>>>>Are you all crazy on here????!!!!
>>>>No, I'm a village idiot. My family's been in the idiot business for nigh on
>>>>400 yars...
>>>But these new idiots aren't like in the old days. I suppose you have
>>>a diploma.
>>Yea. Got my kick in the head too. But the bastards scoffed out on the 
>>handfull of mud! Something about budget cuts...I did get a bite on the bum,
>>though.
>Oooh. You're lucky. When I were young, we had to GIVE someone a bite
>on the bum!

Pull the other one!

>>>>>Titan
>>>>Ratboy aka Burn him! He's got no AKA!
>>>MSNio aka either do I... <shit>
>>Ratboy aka either or neither nor I before E except after C drop the E and
>>  add an ES damn I hate english
>IOSnm... there. Lost the damn thing.

Oh. Here it is.

>>>>>PS: I'd like the Holy Grail script too.  Pretty please!
>>>>PSS: Whatcha gimme for it? (winky winky)
>>>PiSS: How many eyes you got there Ratboy? Two... ooooh. Eyes burn,
>>>      ratboy.
>>PiSSS: Do you see any I's in Ratboy? I don't, but then I don't have any
>>       eyes, do I? Someone lead me to the lavvy?
>3.1415927's : I's in Ratboy? <poke> <poke> <squish> <squish>. Nope.
E=MC^2:  Oh great! Now look at what you did! Got Ratboy all over your hands!
         You ever heard of using a mallet? 
> 
>Aka aka I'm a lost li'll aka. Can anyone help me find my SOin?m?
>    I'm weally scarded, and I'm aaaaall losted too! Waaaah. i want
>    my snio.m.. *:(((((

{BANG!!} There. That should do it. Put it out of it's misery, I say. Silly
   bunt.

Ratboy aka Arright! Who's next, ay?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 22 Aug 92 02:48:13
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 21 Aug 92 11:22:00 GMTLines: 55

In article <3267@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.In article <20AUG199221470628@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
.|>>>Hey Sal....
.|>>Close, but no cigar.
.|>>
.|>>>No one else may have gotten it, but I know that the Blue Meanies
.|>>>are from Yellow Submarine.
.|>>Well, you can't take any chances. I might have gotten it! I think
.|>>I'll go get tested.
.|>>
.|>>>Lisa aka what is the meaning of life?
.|>>Um... Haven't you seen the film?
.|>>It's just the usual stuff. Be nice to each other, enjoy yourself,
.|>>and all that rot.
.|>>
.|>>SIon1
.|>>
.|>>>                    "It's Friday, I'm in love"
.|>>>                             The Cure
.|>>
.|>>                "Death machine infests my corpse-to-be"
.|>>                               Slayer
.|>>
.|>>
.|> 
.|>>          ------------>        M!
.|>How morbid)
.|>                 "The more we think we know about
.|>                   the greater the unknown. . ."
.|>                                Rush
.|>Chris aka Testing done here.
.|
.|                             "Stigma bleeds 
.|                          In the book that reads
.|                            To her final end 
.|                              Civitas Dei"
.|
.|                                Coroner

.
.	       "Scientists call this exquisite little inconvenience 
.	by the name of `chromadrosis', but us regular folks, who might wear
.	   tennis shoes or an occasional python boot, call this disease:
.				   STINK FOOT!"
.
.				   Frank Zappa

.Jos aka Guess Where I've Got Me Brain Now ...

       "Three men were walking in the park and one of them died
		   The others laughed and laughed."
				   
				 Bill

Dan aka Or was it me...
From: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Jamesa Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Is Terry Gilliam American?
Date: 21 Aug 92 00:49:16 GMT
Reply-To: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

Yes!!
You are absolutely correct!

Terry Gilliam is American or English!!

James aka Did you mean African or European??
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Sound fx
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 04:18:39 GMT

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM whines:

>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () writes:
>> <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>>  
>> >>
>> >>>Thank you, Graehem, um, Grayhem (damn) Thank you, geranium <BANG!><BANG!>
>> >>
>> >>>PKT aka there, that's got rid of me.........
>> >>Bum. (MNSio in this guy's...)
>> >Sal aka Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. BUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!
>> >        (T'isn't the suspense killing you?)
>> Chris aka It certainly killed the other chap! (bang bang and all that. . .)
>Erm.......well, I'm not dead yet......

Orroit, you're not dead yet.  But you look very ill.  Shall we speed up thuh
process with *dramatic pause* THE COMFY STRETCHER! ?

>PKT aka I don't want to go on the cart!
Meetch aka Now now, don't let the spikes bother you...
From: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Jamesa Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: What the ???
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:22:24 GMT
Reply-To: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

Roit!!!

Here I am posting this *BEAUTIFUL* post, but I gets this nastybad ERROR-
MESSAGE !!!

So, what am I to do?? I've already got half a wall wottled, and now this??

PostAgain says that little blue fuzzy thing standing on me left shoulder,
so I does.
BUT NOOOOOO!! The evil VAXgod rejects me words o' wisdom!!

Again, I post!! Have at theee, O vile machine-what-is-in-powerful-need-
of-a-REAL-operating-system!!!
Replies it, "ERROR ERRIR ERRUR!!!"

"Post On!!!" declare I, but I am once more cut off at the Nees!!

"Run Away!!!" yelp Brave Sir Robin and meself, on the off chance that
mayhap we can avoid various painful things from happening to our various
bodily extrememities.

So the upshod is, apparently the Cat and I were able to successfully
Confuse the Forceps of Darkness and post not once, not twice, not thrice,
but (wait for it ....) force!!!

mesaJ tyt Who was that masked rabbit, anyway??
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