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From: cabeca@sw.stratus.com (Linda Cabeca)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL:TAN: was Re: DOOL: Kimberly
Date: 31 Jul 92 14:15:33 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

In article <1992Jul30.163026.26487@cbfsb.cb.att.com>, mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak) writes:
> In article <76779@ut-emx.uucp> pokey@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Da VinceMeister) writes:
> >In <Bs29Ip.310@news.udel.edu> riddle@brahms.udel.edu (Tammy Riddle) states thusly:
> >
> >>do-do!!!!"  You better watch out, not only is the Mad Poet and the Sweet
> >>Pickle probably going to have something to say, but the other Peels are
> >>after you!!!  No, Tim, not to be in your net.harem where out to get you!!!
> >>
> >
> >	Someone *else* has incurred the Wrath of the Irate Peels -- 
> >	and it wasn't *me* for a change!
> >
> >	Whew -- maybe the Sis's will lay off of me for awhile... 8^)
> 
> 
> Just trying to help you out wherever I can there bro.  :)   These wenches
> are easily distracted so you should be safe for quite a while.  Me?  I
> always fantasized about being pelted with all sorts of fruit so this is
> a dream come true.  :)
> 
> 
> >>--Peach
> >
> >TTFN,
> >- EV
> 
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> |  What is it up in the air for?                :   Timothy Mizerak        |



	WENCHES !!  Watch out there Timmy, or you might get pelted with
more than just fruit !!





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From: peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo)
Subject: DOOL: TAN: (was Re: DOOL Roger Lombard, etc)
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 16:33:08 GMT

In article <1575jsINNrsr@agate.berkeley.edu> sally@anableps.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson) writes:
>
>And one last unrelated thing. FOR SHAME, VILE, EVIL, DASTARDLY
>sister Sour Lemon, how dare you bastardize Tim's R.E.M. .sig;
>for this I challenge you to a due-el....No one insults R.E.M. and
>gets away from it. But then again I should have know, form a person
>who get off on Brian/Ginger--yuck.

One day she's singing your praises and the next she's ready to take
your head off...sigh...

Sorry, Spud...I don't due-el with my siblings.  *shrug*  No need to
go getting seconds or anything.  I must now relate a funny story to
you net.folks:

  Last night, I logged in from home and was reading RATS and came
  upon this post that I'm now replying to.  Soon after reading it
  and laughing heartily at the idea...a TALK request jumped across
  my monitor from dear sis Spud so I quit reading RATS and started
  chatting electronically across the miles with Spud.

  Lemon:  Hello?
  Spud:   Hell?  Hell?  Why are you saying Hell??
  Lemon:  I said Hello...you sure are spoiling for a fight, aren't
	  you?
  Spud:   Well, you did bastardize glorious R.E.M. lyrics.
  Lemon:  Well, Timmy did bastardize my .sig first.
  Spud:   He did?
  Lemon:  (Barely able to type for laughing so hard.)  Didn't you
	  see that Easter Bunny thing?
  Spud:   Oh...I thought you did that.
  Lemon:  (Still laughing hysterically.)  Oh, please!!!  It was Tim.
	  He did it and I will not stand by and let him get away
	  with that sort of thing.
  Spud:   Oh, okay.

  And so...there really is no need for a due-el (especially since
  I don't due-el with siblings) as it was all yet another big
  misunderstanding.  Sigh...

>Spud--so Doreen, if you aren't too busy with the wedding plans, how
>about being my second thus defending R.E.M., and our former net love
>Timmy?

Joanna--so Doreen, don't you go getting in a huff as well.

| \____ ----- ____/           |  "Let's just be friends -- friends   |
|      ( o o )                |  who never talk or see each other."  |
|       \   /   Gus-ball!!    |      - David Letterman, 7-22-92      |
|        (_)  Hook 'em Horns! |       peea224@hermes.chpc.utexas.edu |
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From: n2413@cray.com (Jo Theis)
Subject: Re: ATWT:  Another Lurker
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Distribution: rec
Date: 30 Jul 92 09:12:19 CDT

In article <18781@drutx.ATT.COM> tag@drutx.ATT.COM (Theresa G. Quintana) writes:
>Hello Everyone!
>
>I've been watching all of you lurkers speaking up and I felt
>guilty for staying quiet so I decided to give this a try.

Well we're glad you did!

>I've been lurking for a few years and this is the first time
>I try to post an article, so I hope it works.  Sorry I'm
>not posting on the official Lurkers Night Out, but better late
>than never!

Absitively!

>
>My name is Theresa Quintana and I do software system testing
>for AT&T Bell Labs. in Denver, CO.  I've been watching ATWT 
>since I was in elementary school, I use to watch it with my mom 
>when I was small and have been watching it on and off ever since 
>(I'm 27 years old now).
>
>I really enjoy reading all the postings and updates (thanks Jeep)
>and there have been many a times that I bust out laughing here at
>my desk and I'm sure people wonder what's going on.
>
>I'll be waiting to hear from people to see if you get this...

As you by now know, I got it.  I've just run out of things to sy
to all the newcomers.

JlJ run out of things to say?!?  Yah, right!
>
>Theresa
>tag@druhi.att.com

- JlJ


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From: uttla@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU (Laura Utt)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC:YEARBOOK!!!
Date: 27 Jul 92 02:50:27 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Outreach Services - Oregon State University

marlowe@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Amanda T Marlowe) writes:

>I got mine!!! (The only bright spot in an otherwise AWFUL day... I think
>I'll be seeing my former landlord in court if he keeps being an *ssh*le...)

>IT'S WONDERFUL!!! Many, many thanks to Margaret, Jeep, and everyone else
>who contributed - You all look great!!

What is this? I've not heard of this before now.
-Laura

>Amanda 

>-- 
>**** Amanda Marlowe		"Son, Son, I admire your sincerity. Always be
>     marlowe@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu   sincere whether you mean it or not." 
>****                               -The Reluctant Cannibal, by Flanders&Swann
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: rick@sadtler.com (Rick Morris)
Subject: Re: SB: Where is everybody?
Organization: Sadtler Research Laboratories
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 12:58:19 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.212926.5182@b15.b15.ingr.com>
lynn@b15.b15.ingr.com (Lynn Lee) writes:
>I have been away from the net for two weeks and come back to find NO
>Santa Barbar posts.  What's the deal?  This show is really hot right now!
>I cannot believe how much everyone complains about DOOL, yet it has more
>posts than any other!  Come on Santa Barbar fans!  Let's keep up what we
>started!
>

 ... Fodder for another post deleted ...

>
>I want to hear from all of you SB fans.  DOOL should be the soap that's
>taken off the air, not SB.
>
>Lynn

Well, DOOL was having some problems, but it is improving.  The posts in
the DOOL thread tend to have a lot of TAN and verbal sparring posts.  The
SB thread is usually strictly business.  I hope neither soap gets canned!

And there has been activity here.  You're right.  The show is hot!  But the
posts while you were out expired and you missed them.  Did you catch the
thread here about the Kelly actress?  Reese and Jody seem to be growing on
the net.audience.  Frank has been labeled SLIME by all TO HIS ACTING CREDIT.

Anyway, welcome back.  I'll post if you do!

-Rick.
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Sadtler Research Labs, Philadelphia   -But I speak for myself
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From: mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak)
Subject: Re: DOOL:TAN: was Re: DOOL: Kimberly
Organization: AT&T
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 16:08:47 GMT

In article <5300@transfer.stratus.com> cabeca@sw.stratus.com (Linda Cabeca) writes:
>In article <1992Jul30.163026.26487@cbfsb.cb.att.com>, mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak) writes:
>> 
>> Just trying to help you out wherever I can there bro.  :)   These wenches
>> are easily distracted so you should be safe for quite a while.  Me?  I
>> always fantasized about being pelted with all sorts of fruit so this is
>> a dream come true.  :)
>> 
>
>	WENCHES !!  Watch out there Timmy, or you might get pelted with
>more than just fruit !!


Like rocks and garbage, maybe?  :)


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From: sally@anableps.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL:
Date: 28 Jul 1992 22:27:18 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: anableps.berkeley.edu



Yo--

Is it me is even Marcus getting more air-time than my man Jack--now
that is pathetic. Though I thought it was cute today when Mousse
Head asked Jack for advice regarding love/romance.


Oh I was able to find out how the character of Shane will leave
the show. Don't continue if you do not wish to have this 
exciting storyline spoiled.

Spoiled



okay
here
goes:


After a number of months the reason behind Kim's headaches is revealed.
It is hay and oats deprivation. Also, while Simmon's is cleaning one
of Shane's favorite tea pots, his most special one, for Kim is coming
over to celebrate the end of her headaches. Meanwhile during this time
she and Shane have gotten closer. However, the phone rings, he goes off to
answer it and in doing so drops the pot....great slo-mo action shots. Shane is
across the room, still paralyzed. Seeing this he gets up--all of which
is in slo-mo (of course). Thus ends a Friday cliff-hanger. Monday, repeat
of what just preceded. After the break we see Shane walk over and and
catch the tea pot just as it is about to touch the floor.  From the
doorway Kim sees this. Great quivering lip stuff. Anyway, Shane goes
to see Marcus who tells him he is cured. Kim and Shane prepare for
a tete-a-tete in honor of each's great news. They choose the stables,
for a romp and some good old-fashion hay.  Well, as they are about to
both get down and do the nasty, Kim kicks up her leg, and her hoof (oops,
sorry) I mean her foot catches his temple. The impact is fatal. Shane dies.


Spud--Coming soon how DOOL will dispose of Ick--Peel



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      This brain for rent    Potato "Spud" Peel     ----  cheap
                             sally@mica.berkeley.edu
From: mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL:This and That
Date: 23 Jul 92 22:38:21 GMT
Article-I.D.: cbfsb.1992Jul23.223821.23812
Organization: AT&T

In article <YeP_4He00VB3I=HEx7@andrew.cmu.edu> Marcus Wilhelm Banzhaf <mb5g+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>
>Well another day highlighted by Roger Lombard.  Roger has found his way
>into two major stories now, the hit and run and Lawrence's plan to get
>John.  


Yeah, do you think he'll have to go in the "lead actor" category now 
come award time?


>It seemed like most of the episode was fastforward city.  Those
>Izzy/John scenes were unbelievably long.  I'm not sure I can stand

Agreed!  I was holding down the ff button and it still seemed like
forever!

>another three months of this.  I think Issabella is a great example of
>what's wrong with days.  Not only is she horrible but she drags down
>anyone in the scene with her.  Drake just seems so flat in scenes with
>her.  Like he is really forcing his acting.  Carly does the same thing
>to Bo alot of the time.  Those were some of the most boring scenes I've
>ever seen John in.  I can't understand how anyone could like Issabella
>over Danielle.  John and Danielle's plane ride to Switzerland alone
>blows this entire Honeymoon story out of the water.  


You know it!!  The whole honeymoon is unbelievably boring.  Apparently
there is no story involved and this is just supposed to be a chance to
see John and IT in love.  Yeah, right.  

I will say that Icky wasn't all *that* icky in the black dress.  She should
really stick with solids.  And her hair looks MUCH better pulled back and
up.  I really hated it, though, when they did that kiss for the benefit
of the waiters.  DAYS does this all the time, that is, give couples long
sensuous kisses in public places.  This is incredibly bad manners and 
totally unacceptable!!!  In public, nothing more than a quick peck is 
proper.  Last week Marlena and Roman were spit-swapping in Wings.  It
just looks so stupid.  I *never* see people doing this in real life, and
the few times that I have it has been some drunk people in a bar.  Why oh
why does *no one* on the DAYS staff realize this?!?!

Also, since I'm ranting, why was Molly served alcohol the other day?  She
is 19 years old.

>Nice to see the writers didn't forget about Larry's feelings for Kim. 
>Can't wait to see their first scene together.  I'm curious to see what
>Larry is going to have to say to her.  


I'm really thrilled that they might do some stuff with Kim and Larry.  I'm
looking forward to their first meeting too!!


>Can't wait to see those Calliope scenes.  Should be great!!


I'm with you again!


>--marcus
>
        as in, Hunter?  :-)



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From: rose@cecily.UUCP (Rose M. Delckum)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL:  All-Time Poll!
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1992 15:21:56 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: The New Alaska Riviera
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2


Hey all...since everyone else is doing polls these days, I figured
I'd do one too...Timmy, you don't mind if I take the all-time
fave poll do you?  You can do one of your own if you want.  Really.
Anyhow, here's the deal....I figure what we'll do is you send in
your votes, you get 5 votes in each category, I'll tabulate and
post the results some day.  And you don't have to put things in order,
like in 'Most hated couples' category, if you hate Bo & Carly more
than John & Icky, you don't have to put them in order.  So, here's
the ballot form...you can cut & paste or make up your own!

Favorite Male Character
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Favorite Female Character
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Least Favorite Female Character (Most Hated, if you will)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Most Hated Male Character
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Favorite Couple
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Most Hated Couple
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Favorite Storyline
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Most Hated Storyline
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Favorite Episode or Scene
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Most Hated Episode or Scene
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Favorite Song
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Character/Actor You'd Most Like to See Return
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Hmmm, that's all I can think of right now.  And it'd be great if you'd throw
in comments explaining your answers...I'll try and post selective comments
with the results.  And this is my first poll, so sorry if it sounds lame :-)
and of course, any comments/criticisms/suggestions are welcome!  (I always
wanted a poll but this is the first time I've been set up to handle all
the mail without getting nasty messages from the sysop)  Oh, and the polls
close, let's sat, August 10, ok?  And I'd love to hear from any lurkers
out there!  Really!  
And if there's a problem getting through to this account, my alternate address
is rmdelc01@ulkyvm.louisville.edu  if that doesn't work, try my sweetie's
account, cfcohe01@ulkyvm as a last resort.

The Madly Polling Shrubbery

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rose@cecily.UUCP
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From: schalene@sequent.com (Schalene Dagutis)
Subject: Re: GL: restaurants
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 19:53:59 GMT

In article <2192@sjfc.UUCP> glb3833@sjfc.UUCP (Gidget Bowden) writes:
>
>By the way, wasn't the Blue Orchid the place where all of Reva's famous
>scenes were?  As in the scences before her and Josh were married, like
>pronouncing herself the slut, and all the scenes in that red dress?
>
I think the "slut of Springfield/red dress scene occurred at the
country club.

schalene
From: harding@sun444.nas.nasa.gov (Steve Harding)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT: Boy...Am I ticked!
Date: 29 Jul 92 14:50:56 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: none to speak of

It looks as tho yesterday (Tues) was not my day.  Who ever took it, please
give it back.

First off, my VCR didn't fire as I assumed it would so I missed all of
yesterday's episode.

Secondly, I sat down and penned a nice think you note to every lurker who's
post made it to my home machine.  Figured it was the least I could do,
since Lurker's Day was my suggestion.  Got a message from my email/news
host that they were not accepted because it was out of disk space.

On top of that, some nice thing is in bloom here in Silicon Valley that is
killing my sinuses.

And...here is the REAL killer!  All these fine new friends and Nurse
Kravitts has hidden the key to the linen closet.  Jealous old hag!

steve
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From: n2413@cray.com (Jo Theis)
Subject: Re: ATWT: Happy Lurkers Day!!
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 29 Jul 92 08:24:44 CDT

In article <1992Jul28.214800.10717@NeoSoft.com> romero@NeoSoft.com (Guy Romero) writes:
>In article <9207280754.AA20031@helpseq.us.oracle.com> jmeranda@us.oracle.com (John Meranda) writes:
>>
>>Attention lurkers!
>>   Today's your day!!   
>>All the Wardees are waiting to hear from you!
>>
>
>OK, here's my 2 cents worth:
>
>Name: Guy Romero
>Race: CAJUN
>Sex: yes please
>Age: 35
>Alma: USL '79  B.S.E.E. and B.A. in English
>Work: Computer Engineer at Zeh Graphics, Houston, TX
>e-mail: romero@neosoft.com
>
>ATWT: I'd like to see more of Snooz and McDLT.  I hope Fannie and H2D
>       kill each other today :-).  
>       Wasn't RoseHand at the ATWT softball game?  Is she really that
>       BIG in person???
>       I'm still not sure about the new Easy.  It seems like they are
>       making her out to be a big tramp!  I wonder what she looks like
>       with her clothes on!!
>
>guy

Oooo, ladies!  The odds are gettin' better!

- JlJ
>
>
>
>-- 
>Guy Romero    romero@Neosoft.Com   (Sugar Land UNIX)


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From: tech@us.oracle.com (tech, tchin)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: AMC: TAN made of money
Date: 23 Jul 92 16:30:40 GMT



Is it me....or does anyone else notice how all the poor when they get
money act like they have had it all their lives????

Look at Haley...she came with nothing and she was pretty realistic for
awhile and then Natalie came along...and then Adam..but she has that
air like she was bred with money all her life....

And Dixie...she started out as a simple country person...and now she supposedly
has all the style and grace and sophistication....you could never tell
she was poor....and where is her money coming from is Uncle Palmer still
supporting her????  

The glamorama isn't doing that well.....

Opal dresses with money....but I think she is the only character that they
use to remind you that she was not born with money.....

I am sure there are other examples...like Will.....

I hope this is not taken as a flame to these Characters because I like them....
it just seemed odd.....

-Tia 

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From: ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix)
Subject: Re: AMC:  TAN:  Yearbook enters the Twilight Zone
Organization: Wild Bill & BabyCat's House of Many Pleasures
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 16:03:10 GMT


jgacker@NEPTUNE.GSFC.NASA.GOV (James G. Acker) writes:
>
>	Just a quick note...  got the yearbook yesterday, and it
>fit in my mailbox...
>


  WWHHAAAAAA!!!!!!  Everyone is RAVING about how AWESOME the 
  yearbooks are, and now I feel left out.:(  I was too busy
  getting married and honeymooning to get my stuff in...  
  WWWWAAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!BOO, HOO, HOO!


  Ok, I feel somewhat better. (yeah right,  NOT!)



  Ellon (Don't you...forget about me) St. Croix




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like a new love. Every touch is feelin' so much like the very first
touch. It's like a new love, a new love........  WCS & ESS 4/18/92 
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From: rick@sadtler.com (Rick Morris)
Subject: Re: SB: SANTA-PHILLY?
Organization: Sadtler Research Laboratories
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 13:06:38 GMT

In article <92205.165547RJM132@psuvm.psu.edu> <RJM132@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Thought you would like to know, SB will be shooting some scenes tomorrow (Fri)
>and Saturday, July 25 in my town, Philadelphia.

I missed it.  Fooey!

>                                                            who turns out to
>be the Philadelphia Phillies all-star catcher, Darren Daulton.  Ladies, you'll
>go nuts over this guy, he looks like he should be on a soap, and is a real area
>heart-throb for women.

I sure hope he's a better actor than catcher!  (Spoken like a true
Philadelphia Phillies fan, eh?  Maybe Next Year!)

>                                                               Just thought
>you would be interested.
>
>                        Patrick at Penn State
>

Indeed I am.
-Rick.
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Sadtler Research Labs, Philadelphia   -But I speak for myself
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From: steveh@grafex.cupertino.ca.us (Steve Harding KA6ETB)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: ATWT:  Lurker's Day
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 18:14:02 PDT
Distribution: usa
Organization: The GRAFex Company

lnorman@jhuvms.hcf.jhu.edu (Leslie Anne Norman) writes:

> In article <1992Jul28.173805.12421@cbnewsk.cb.att.com>, tomeno@cbnewsk.cb.att
> 
> I don't read the postings for a week and I find out I have another identity: 
> lurker. 

You had that identity all along.  You just didn't know it.

> I can't always get to campus every day because I have a "real" job this summe
> I just want to say that I really enjoy the postings and I'm glad to have foun
> some others who watch the same soap as I do. Now I just need to learn the
> lingo and I'll be OK.

You're OK, already.  Welcome.
]...[
steve
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