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From: ap.3164@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Looking for SF
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Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 00:11:05 GMT
X-Iso: SF


Hi, 

I am a 33 years old male graduate student, my major is computer science.

I enjoy sports, travelling, music, movie, ...... I also like to do
homework, enjoy cooking.

I would like to have a personal relationship with a SF. I don't care
where are from, where are you living now. Currently for friendship,
chats, and potential activities, possibly more in the future, depending
upon how things work out.
Looking forward to hearing from you.


Tigger

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From: ap.4732@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Nice Guy, 20 in Silicon Valley seeks Wonderful women!
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Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 11:56:56 GMT
X-Iso: SF


Hi there,

I'm a really nice guy.  Honestly, I am nothing like the guys you probably
meet at bars (i.e., I don't want "just sex.") I'm caring, attractive,
funny, interesting, intelligent, and thoughtful.  I'm 20, about 5'11 or
so,
have blue eyes and short hair.  I weigh about 160 pounds, and enjoy music,
sports, philosophy, humor...I love life.

I'm a little depressed these days; I don't have a car and don't meet many new
people out here.  If any of you ladies out there are confident you're good
people with good heads on your shoulders, and a whimsical attitude towards
life, please respond!

Take care....

...Guy in California... ;)

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From: ap.4616@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SWM ISO SF For E-Mail
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Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 02:13:39 GMT
X-Iso: SF

        I'm looking for a SF to exchange E-Mail with.  I see and talk 
with too many guys (and not enough women) all day long.  I would prefer 
an undergraduate, but I won't be too picky.  If you want to fill up you 
mail box e-mail me.


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From: ap.3947@cupid.sai.com
Subject: ISO S*F in the Bay Area
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Date: Sat, 05 Sep 92 20:45:23 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Hello all you single woman

Bay area single guy, 29 years old 5' 6" Brown Hair/Eyes is looking for company.
I get into lots of outdoor activities.  Love Rock & Roll and some country music.

Outgoing, wild  and crazy ( sometimes ;).  Love to travel.       

If you enjoy the mountains, forests and beaches.  Like music and enjoy a little
bit of partying.  Send some mail this way, and I'll get back to ya.

Wildman


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From: breitweg@phys.ksu.edu (Metallica Rules!)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Looking for a heavy metal babe
Date: 9 Sep 1992 14:17:43 GMT
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: bohr.phys.ksu.edu

Hi All,

As the subject says I am looking for a hot woman that is in to heavy metal
music.  I especially like Queensryche, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath
and many other groups.  I listen to some thrash but no death metal or rap.
I always see hot women at the concerts I am wondering if any of you are out
there in computer land.

I am currently a junior in college majoring in physics.  I like to do most   
anything but especially play guitar and listen to music.  If any gals want
to write to me my address is: jbreitwe@polar.bowdoin.edu or                   
breitweg@bohr.phys.ksu.edu or cerebus@matt.ksu.ksu.edu, I think that should
give you quite a choice of where to write to.  Hope to hear from somebody.

Metal Rules!
Jason Breitweg

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From: shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Subject: Re: What's up with the babes/hunks?
Organization: Vallen Software
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 14:49:53 GMT

In article <Sep.15.00.15.51.1992.12455@remus.rutgers.edu> zelek@remus.rutgers.edu (Grey Wolf) writes:
>shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>>:)  Whatever.  Anyone else have anything to say on this topic?
>
>   Sure, why not.  I may not be able to furnish a tidy explanation of why
>someone who is otherwise considered "very attractive" might 'need' to post
>here to meet someone, it can be the case.  I've been to more than enough
>local BBS gatherings and internet system gatherings through the years, and
>the number of women [and men, though I cared not one way or the other]
>which can be considered anywhere from 'pleasant' to 'cute' to 'searingly
>hot' that were there was *way* higher than one would ever expect from the
>'stereotypical' computer crowd.  
>   It seems society's stereotype over the physical appearance of the
>typical computer hobbyist is still hanging on for dear life, but is slowly
>vanishing thanks to cheap computer prices and the rising number of families
>who have a computer with a modem in the house.
>   I've dated women who have posed as amateur models from one system and
>a couple of others who could have if they had the opportunity.  You just
>might be surprised by whoever's on the other end of that keyboard.

Thanks for your response.  Except it still doesn't quite answer: We KNOW there
are absolutely gorgeous women on the net, but why would they need to use
alt.personals?  It's just really curious, I think.

-- 
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shulick@indiana.edu \ poverty."  --George Bernard Shaw
(NeXT mail welcome) /
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: gorf@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Craig Collister)
Subject: Labor Day?
Organization: Purdue University
Distribution: indiana
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 15:20:19 GMT

So, tell me... Do you think there are a lot of babies born on "Labor" Day?

	:-)
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From: ap.4736@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Anonymous Posting
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Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 22:04:24 GMT
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GM grad student looking for friends in the Central Massachusetts area.
	More posted later.

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From: wix@eskimo.celestial.com (Dennis Wicks)
Subject: Re: Words _NEVER_ to call a Guy
Organization: >>> Eskimo North (206)-FOR-EVER <<<
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 19:38:39 GMT

In article <UERFr*qr0@luser.UUCP> mikeg@luser.UUCP writes:
>Take it from the classic "cute, nice guy."  It does suck much.  What *really*
>gets my goat is when I there this:
>
>"You're a  really a good friend."
>
>That is normally followed by:
>
>"I hope I find someone like you."
>
>Pass me the gun, please.
 
Wrong!!  Someone else had the right idea in a similar situation.
It goes something like this.
Grab her gently by the ear lobes.
Look right in her eyes.
Say, "You already have!"
Repeat frequently.

>--______________________________
> / uunet!coplex.com!luser!mikeg \  "And I'm up while the dawn is breaking,
>/        mikeg@luser.UUCP        \  even though my heart is aching.
>\          GEnie: LUSER          /  I should be drinking a toast to absent
> \      Louisville, KY USA      /   friends instead of these comedians."
>  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: affouj@vccnw01.its.rpi.edu (Jason Patrick Affourtit)
Subject: SWM ISO SWM for email contact...more ???
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 16:46:15 GMT

Hi!  Drop me a line if you're interested in just chatting about 
basically anything... I'm always willing to talk...

-J.
 
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: darkmoor@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Darkmoore)
Subject: Re: male seeks.
Organization: Purdue Computing Center
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 04:25:59 GMT

In article <BuG4q6.M3v@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry) writes:
> In article <BuFCH6.H3F@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, darkmoor@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Darkmoore) writes:
> > In article <1992Sep11.012217.14929@lemuria.sai.com>, ap.4724@cupid.sai.com writes:
> > > 
> > > Naive.
> > > Long dark brown hair, dark eyes.  "Beautiful."
> > > Young.
> > > Thoughtful. 
> > 
> >   I cannot help but to ask...are you looking for a man?  or a woman?  or does
> >   it matter the sex of the individual?  I fit all those qualifications, except
> >   for one (the long hair), but I have a feeling I'm not what you are looking
> >   for.


> definitely not, Darkmoor.....unless you get yourself a wig...

  Catherine, I am hurt.  I am young.  I do have dark brown hair and dark eyes.
  I have always tried my best to be thoughtful.  "Beaytiful,"  well...maybe I
  don't quite fit that one.

  What do you think?

  Darkmoore.
  (God save this queen)











Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: reidyj@CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy)
Subject: Re: SWF LOOKING FOR FRIEN
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Oregon State University
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 21:46:49 GMT

In article <5300.631.uupcb@meaddata.com> thomas.sheibenberger%theweb@meaddata.com (Thomas Sheibenberger) writes:
>I AM NEW TO THE BBS BOARD DROP ME A LINE AND TELL ME A LITTLE MORE
>                                                             

  Well, the first thing you do when you put SWF in your header, you change 
  your name from Thomas to something more feminine....


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: arcane@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Kendrick Davis)
Subject: Re: male seeks.
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:20:08 GMT

catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry) writes:
> > 
> you need to learn how to spell....sheesh...
> 
> Catherine
> 


Hey Catherine...

  Whom were you speaking of ..Not I and Not Darkmoore right??


                          -< ARCANE >-
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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 23:36:17 EDT
From: <CBW3@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: Pennsylvania GWM wants Prince Charming!

Heya!

That's right, I *do* believe in Prince Charming!  I'm 28, a grad student at
Penn State in State College, and would describe myself as a shy, intellectual
homebody.  My ideas for a fun evening might include a dinner at home with music
in the background and good conversation about anything and everything as the
most important part; a play, concert, or film; or just maybe a romantic date
for two that includes both stimulating conversation and lots of affection
(however expressed!).

If I sound like the sort of person you'd like to get in touch with, then e-mail
me, okay?

Chris
From: z_griffinjd@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: SWM Texan ISO SWF looking 4-fun.
Date: 14 Sep 92 12:51:22 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

	Hello, I am a very friendly guy from East Texas who is in search
of a nice girl (age does not matter) that likes 60's and 70's rock music, a
little sci fi, and an interest in the fine arts of the theater.

	I am a 28 yr old SR. at SFA and will be a high school speech/drama
teacher next year. I have many more interests but won't try to list them now.
As far as looks are concerned, I am 5'7 w/ brown hair, blue-gray eyes, and gold
rimmed "Lennon" glasses. I am very slim (I buy most of my clothes in the boys
dept.) and very agile. For more info. please respond.

	E. Poe.

Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.4042@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Want to meet Intelligent Women
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Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 12:27:36 GMT
X-Iso: SF

   I'm interested in meeting any intelligent, compatible women with
tastes and interests generally similar to mine.  Since I'm in the
middle of a divorce at the moment it would probably be fair to limit
this to email correspondence until my life stabilizes.  While I'm
located in Eastern Massachusetts, north of Boston, geography poses no
problem to email.

   About me: 41 years old, non-smoker, social-drinker, 6'2", 250 lbs.,
Brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, beard, Irish-American, bookish,
eclectic, interested in almost everything.  I consider myself logical
and ultra-rational, my friends characterize me as brutally honest but
I'm more mellow than that might lead you to believe.

   I have a double B.S. degree in Physics and Chemistry, an M.S. degree
in Computer Science and am employed as a Software Engineer.  I'm not a
nerd or a techno-weenie, I feel sad for narrow folks who are brilliant
in one tiny area but otherwise inept.  I believe in being a Jack-of-all-
trades and Master-of-several.

   I am interested in most anything Scientific, Technological or having
to do with Computers but I also have an interest in History, especially
Ancient and Military History, Literature, Science Fiction, Movies, etc.

   I'm an omnivorous reader, books are one of the few things I can't
live without.  I share the attitude of one of my college professors who
thought it the most natural thing in the world to go from reading Sci-Fi
one moment to reading Aeschylus the next.

   I like Monty Python, the Firesign Theater and The Far Side.

   My tastes in music are similarly eclectic ranging from classical to
folk though I don't like most C&W.

   I am an excellent cook and love to prepare fancy dishes.  I enjoy
wine and am moderately knowledgable about enology but no snob.

   I have little patience with ethnic/racial/religious/gender/etc.
stereotypes and even less for people who refuse to think, don't behave
rationally, care only for their own self-interest or have a hidden agenda.

   I'm skeptical of organized religion, zealots of almost any persuasion
and, unlike Barry Goldwater, believe that extremism is always a vice, no
matter the cause.

   I enjoy most racket sports but especially tennis, both watching and
playing.  Racquetball and pingpong tie for second place.  My favorite
professional team sport is ice-hockey ( Bruins, of course ) and while I
enjoy watching an occasional baseball or basketball game I'm not given to
fanatic viewing of televised sport ( or much commercial TV in general ).

   The most important things I want from a woman are the same things I
seek in all people, brains and rationality.

   If you've read this far and any of the above strikes your interest
let's talk.




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From: jis@panix.com (Jack Szwergold)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: cover your ears
Date: 12 Sep 92 03:59:13 GMT
Organization: Panix, NYC

In <1992Sep11.195310.28604@tamsun.tamu.edu> erkert@scan2.tamu.edu (Ron Erkert) writes:



>AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>This here's been the Ghostrider, and he yelled his head off.
ARRGGH Yourself you... you... you....
I am deaf now...
I can't hear!
Why me?
Why YOU?!?!?!

I swear, I will find you and I will K_I_L_L you.
You make me deaf......

Jack
jis@panix.com

:) :) :)
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 16:57:10 EDT
From: <TBE101@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: looking for crayon @muohio...

Hey, if anyone out there knows of or actuals talks with 'crayon' @ muohio, tell
 her to give me a buzz!  crayon's an old, lost friend, and i would like to keep
in touch!Todd @ PSU
tbe101@psuvm.psu.edu
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From: frank2@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (FRANK D N)
Subject: Re: Labor Day?
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Undergrads).
Distribution: indiana
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 02:57:58 GMT

In article <Bu7rxv.9on@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> gorf@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Craig Collister) writes:

>So, tell me... Do you think there are a lot of babies born on "Labor" Day?

>        :-)

AAAaaargh!


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From: jjehl@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jeff D. Jehl)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai's New Sig
Date: 12 Sep 92 00:31:24 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Sep11.110137.3243@memstvx1.memst.edu> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>Hi GUYS! [Generic Term]
>
>Just me Rai!
>Trying out a new .sig.
>
>
>
>______________________________________________________________________________
>"But if you insist, babe, the challenge delights me.     Raina Weinberg
>The more you resist, babe, the more it excites me.     Memphis State Univ.
>And no one I've kissed, babe, ever fights me again.       Memphis, Tn
>
>I'm gonna love you like nothing you've known.      MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
>I'm gonna love you, and you all alone.
>Sooner is better than later but lover,
>I'll hover, I'll plan."
>_______________________________________________________________________________
>
>So what do ya'll think I want opinions!
>Rai.

Well, for starters, how 'bout some credit on this interesting piece of work! :)

Spec
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From: catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry)
Subject: Re: Hmm...
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 17:56:59 GMT

In article <Bu5BI7.MvH@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, darkmoor@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Darkmoore) writes:
> In article <Bu4sG9.E99@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry) writes:
> > wonder where Scott is....
> 
>   Catherine, who the hell is Scott?  And why are you bugging him?
> 
>   Inquiring fags want to know....
> 
> 
> 
Bwahahahhahhahaha!!!!!  Nevermind Darkmoor....I'll explain later...
gimme a call...ohhhh, I talked to "what's his name" the other day...



Catherine



> 
> 
> 
> 


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From: ashley@oasis.gtefsd.com (Bob Ashley)
Subject: Re: What can I do?
Reply-To: ashley@oasis.gtefsd.com
Organization: GTE Federal Systems Division
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 19:37:23 GMT

In article 10016@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu, pgreene@nyx.cs.du.edu (Patty Greene) writes:
>
>This message isn't about me. Rather its a call for advice about my roomie.
>
> He is VERY depressed about his ex-GF who told him to move out of her
>place. And immediatly started up with another man. She told him this guy
>was her 'long lost dream' and how she cheated on husbands for this guy and
>all that jazz...

After reading the entire post, I sense that SHE was HIS "long lost dream" ...

> Well my rommie thought that she loved him alot. He loved and still loves
>her alot. He has at times burst out about how she has most likely cheated
>on him, and how she has probably lied to him, but yet he still is very
>deeply in love with her.
>
>I am worried about him. He is a sweet boy. Very gentle, open with his
>emotions. And yet now he takes no interest in anything. He had an account
>here on NYXm, which he neglects... He has a great computer that he
>neglects. And now he just lieds around all day sleeping or just fussing,
>and never wants to talk of anything.

Spontaneity ... if you can take an active role here, that's the key.  If a 
group of you are going out for pizza, a movie, bowling, a party, etc., get
him up and out with you ... INSIST ON IT !!

>Does anyone have any ideas? If anyone has anything to say to him. MAil to
>me and I will MAKE sure he sees it. He got me hooked on NYX, he mentioned
>some of its personalities like Rai, and a correspondance with an
>'icewoman'.. If they are reading.. Is there anything you could say.
>
>I don't think he is likely to do anything to endanger himself or others.
>He is not that type. However I would hate to think that this 'lost' love
>of his has ruined him and shattered his world.

Wallowing in sorrow ... easy to do, and hard to get back in the groove of
things.  I'm sure he'd be more inclined to get out if there were people that
he knew involved.  Once you get him to wherever it is you all are going,
things might change from there.

It's like learning to ride a horse or a bike ... you're going to fall, skin
your knee, and shatter your self-confidence.  However, you've got to get back
on and try again.  That's the only way you're going to build that confidence
back up again.  Same thing here ... go out and get involved in hobbies, sports
(good promo for the bowling league  :->), whatever his interests ... he's sure
to meet new people.

>Patty

Good luck ...


Bob ...

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From: jared@midiline.la.ca.us ('286 Highlander)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: My previous post...
Date: 8 Sep 92 06:56:50 GMT
Organization: MIDILine BBS - Altadena, CA - (818) 797-3285

Concerning my last post (I'm the SWCM - Single White Christian Male), I 
forgot to leave my Email address.  Some people find it hard to reply 
without one, so here goes...
 
jared@midiline.la.ca.us <--- Reply if intrested...

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MIDILine BBS (midiline.la.ca.us) - Altadena CA - (818)797-3285
From: rchandra@toz.buffalo.ny.us (Dr. R. Chandra)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Hmm...
Date: 8 Sep 92 19:01:18 GMT
Organization: The Tower of Zot - (716)691-3865

catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry) writes:

> wonder where Scott is....

I'm not sure, but I think he's probably somewhere around the warp drive 
doing periodic maintenance.  If not there, check the transporter room.

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From: rk@nms.hls.com (S Ramakrishnan)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,soc.net-people
Subject: P.Wright (Australia) ? Blond joke, Red bucket joke, Ant joke ?
Date: 6 Sep 92 05:01:30 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: Hughes LAN Systems Inc., Mountain View, Ca
Originator: ramakris@csgrad.cs.vt.edu


Hey ! P.Wright (or was it P.Bright ?) of Australia !!!!!
Wo bist Du ? I lost your email address. Can you send it to me
again ? I have a *real* joke to tell ya !!
Remember you sent me the following jokes ?

  Red bucket joke: 
        Wassat that looks like a bucket and is red ?
	A red bucket.

  Blond joke:
        A brunette and a blond fall of a building. Who hits ground first ?
	Brunette. Blond would need to stop and ask for directions.

  Elephant joke:
	How do you know if there is an elephant in your bed ?
	He is the one with the boxers with the big E on them.

  Ant joke:
	Three ants were walking in a single file, one behind the other.
	Both the first and the second ants claimed they were first on
	the line. Howssat ?

	The second ant lied.


Our sendmail log was purged recently :-(. So I can't get it from there.

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S Ramakrishnan, Hughes LAN Systems Inc., Mountain View, Ca
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