From: dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: SPAM
Organization: NCC 4600C USS Lynx
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 16:49:47 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.215928.27651@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
>dalton@unlv.edu  writes:
>> In article <1992Dec15.020453.16725@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
>> >goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> >> In article <1992Dec11.170843.3763@news.unomaha.edu>, werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
>> >> > djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu  writes:
>> >> >> In article <1992Dec10.172025.6623@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) yellows:
>> >> >> .s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMIPAMSPAM	    SPAMDONTSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMLIKESPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMMIKESPAM	    SPAMPALINPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMDIEDSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM 	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> >> >> .> 
>> >> >> .> 		THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SPAM..
>> >> >> .> 			ANY QUESTIONS?
>> >> >> .>
>> >> >> .Yes, why is my brain shaped like an "I"?
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> Ooo!!! You'd like to know that, now wouldn't you?  Well, we won't have
>> >> >> that sorta question 'ere!  Nope, we don't like your kind!  In fact, if
>> >> >> you don't get your lousy, question-askin', barfpile corpse outta here,
>> >> >> we're gonna GIVE YOU FLOWERS!  Be off, then!
>> >> > 
>> >> > No.  You wouldn't dare...You can't be that cruel...not FLOWERS!
>> >> > ohgodpleasenottheflowersIcan'tstandflowers...roses,pansies,daffodills,snap-
>> >> > dragons,pagonias,Africanviolets,thelarch,themightyScotspine,thefir,the
>> >> > limpingrudetreeofNigeria....
>> >> > I...I...I never wanted my brain shaped like an "I."  I just wanted a brain
>> >> > shaped like, like, like GINA
>> >> 
>> >> Would a Gina shaped like Gina be good enough for you? I can offer you
>> >> that, if Jester does not disagree (not that his opinion dictates my
>> >> life or anything; I won't have a dick-tator ruling me).
>> >
>> >A Gina shaped like a Gina would be wonderful.  Who cares what Jester thinks?
>> >You're a grown woman, you can make decisions for yourself...Should you ever 
>> >find yourself in Nebraska...well, you know.  Just don't bring flowers, unless
>> >you're wearing them.  Are you insuating that Jester's penis is shaped like a 
>> >spud???
>> Or if you ever find yourself in Abq, yeul be a wown groman, and we can make
>> you an Arkalien, and then... (Grins hopefully).  And we can eat flowers.
>> (No, you silly person, don't mosh... <thud>
>
>Have you got something against moshing?  It's more fun than a barrel full of...
>of...of...well, more fun than a barrel full of something very fun.  Besides, 
>where else is a brawl all in the name of good clean fun?  It's not fun unless 
>someone gets hurt
My ***COMPUTER*** got badly damaged, is all.  I like moshing !computers lots.

>
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> .Eric aka the brain contortionist 
>> >> >> 
>> >> >> Dan aka My brain is shaped like aluminum siding, but I usually keep it
>> >> >> in the cupboard, so you can't see it.
>> >> > 
>> >> > Eric aka I already know what aluminum siding looks like, and I'm lookin' at
>> >> > some Right Now.
>> >> 
>> >> Gina aka but I look better than aluminum siding, even when its new
>> >> > --
>> >Eric aka well then!  Why am I bothering to look at aluminum siding?  But I do 
>> >have a few ideas on the uses of metal as clothing (no armor suitable for combat
>> >please)...
>
>Eric aka the moshing slug
>PS--find somebody else to hit on Dalton, I've been trying to flirt with Gina
>for months (well two months in actuallity)
>
>-- 
>

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