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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:47:25 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:

>In article <2518@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>.In article <ins450m.702113820@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>.|v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
>.|
>.|>In article <43022@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes...
>.|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>.|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>.|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>.|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>.|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>.|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>.|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>.|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>.|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>.|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>.|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>.|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>.|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
>.Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists AfterWard! Raw!
>Dan aka Yes!  With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
Eccles aka But do we give him the antidote afterwards is the question...
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:40:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: cayenne.DJOHNSON.92Apr15124049
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of 13 Apr 92 18:34:05 GMTLines: 27

In article <45159@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.}.}.].}>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
.}.}.].}>>>}}Eccles aka What?
.}.}.].}>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.}.}.].}>>>Jester aka it is?????
.}.}.].}>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
.}.}.].}>Eccles aka Are you sure?
.}.}.].}Tia aka yea, I'm sure.
.}.}.].Jester aka I'm not so sure
.}.}.]Dan aka Why do 'Here here!' and 'There there.' mean something, whereas
.}.}.]'Where where?' does not?  (sorry..I was going to say something else,
.}.}.]but that came to mind.)
.}.}.Jester aka look you've spoiled the whole mood, we'll have to start again
.}.}Dan aka I don't think I did.
.}.Jester aka yes you did, not shut up!
.}Dan aka Sorry
.Jester aka I know your sorry, now apologize
Dan aka Dearest Jester, without whom my life would be but an empty
shell:  Please accept my most humbelestest of apologies, and
understand that it will never happen again.    How was that?

.}.}.Jester aka how long is it?
.}.}Dan aka about 17 inches, tip to tail.
.}.Jester aka you've ruined the atmosphere, its 33 days dammit, 33 days!
.}Dan aka Thats silly.  You can't measure distance with time units.
.Jester aka wanna bet??? I just did.....
Dan aka Jester, Master of the Good Point
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 8 Apr 92 18:09:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr8.120943.697

In article <07Apr92195504@miracle.UUCP>  writes:
} maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
} >In article <1992Apr6.010309.10819@nic.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)  
writes:
} >>>>>I've told you once...
} >>>> No, you haven't.
} >>>Yes I have.
} >>No, I haven't.
} >This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
} No! It's not!
I'm telling you, it is!!!


} -------------------------------------------------------------------------
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} | Miracle Computer Consultants  |   I will wake up your empty shells.   |
} | Email: phil%miracle@merk.com  |  Peak time viewing blown in a flash,  |
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Phil aka HEY LOOK!!!  I found the other Phil!!!  (bloddy imposter)
From: altfeld@jupiter.csee.usf.EDU (Jon Altfeld)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Ahem....aka's?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:54:27 GMT
Reply-To: altfeld@jupiter.csee.usf.EDU (Jon Altfeld)
Organization: Univ of South Florida, College of Engineering

I wonder if in consideration of the nature of this
newsgroup the aka's should be more appropriately and
affectionately heretofore known as 

IKKY's

whaddaya think?
In article <1992Apr14.etc etc...  phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil) writes:
*-> Phil aka aka aka aka aka aka aka aka aka's, you gotta love 'em

jonathan IKKY IKKY IKKY IKKY IKKY's   etc etc etc
(or something to this effect)
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...Or else.
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:42:56 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:

>In article <44930@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>> ]purity scores...now there is an interesting topic.what is everyone's  
>scores?   
>> ](and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
>> 
>> Jester is an amazingly purre 94.4% well, at least he was last month

>Just like Ivory soap....  My hero, my love, the only one for me--didn't  
>know a person could get so attached to a bar of soap, did ya?
> 
>> ]Phil aka my mind is a blank
>> Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
>Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
>Eccles aka My mind is down at the shops, trying to find  trolley without a 			wobbly wheel.
> -- 
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From: morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: Prince `erbert et al
Date: 9 Apr 92 07:07:56 GMT
	<1992Mar31.024824.27069@csun.edu> <sprooney.702069000@unix1.tcd.ie>
	<ins450m.702438968@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland


>   >>I can understand you're confusion since they don't look at all like each 
>   >>other.  The answer is Marilyn Monroe in a box.
>
>   >Nope. I'm afraid she couldn't have bin in the film, since she was
>   >staring in Carl French's latest.
>
>   >(BTW, Does anyone have his number?)
>
>   Yes its fourty two.
>
No, it's not, 'cause 42 is the answer to all the great questions about
life and the universe and all that! 

Morjens aka bet you don't know where I got that from!
From: leeman@daimi.aau.dk (Steen Lehmann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS !!!!
Date: 9 Apr 92 16:17:49 GMT
Organization: DAIMI: Computer Science Department, Aarhus University, Denmark

bogstad@imhfhp16.epfl.ch (BOGSTAD Mark IMHEF DME EPFL) writes:


>	PLEASE, STOP THIS AKA BUSINESS BEFORE SOMEONE DIES !!!!

My point exactly. Could the people who find it amusing (there
must be about 2 or 3) please email to each other instead of
using this Monty Python related newsgroup?

Perhaps you can start a new newsgroup: alt.fan.stupid.akas :-)
I'll vote for it if it can keep you off this group :-D


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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Briag Charachters
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:19:11 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

ICDJK@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:

>>Now, lemme do a little math...your daughter's 12, and Eccles assumption would
>>imply that you were 13 when you had your daughter (or your wife? - nahhhh, not
>>at 13).  So, what it it that this implies???

>That I was a randy pre-teenager since I have an older child (A TEENAGER!!! OH
>GOD HELP ME!) Sorry!.

>DeAnn aka an oldy with children

Don't worry you will survive. I don't know whether to be offended now - I'm only 19.
Eccles aka You have a sense of humour - you will survive.
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.Com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 17:19:02 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.Com
Organization: Sun Microsystems


djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
> In article <1992Apr3.021637.14552@newscan.canada.sun.com> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.Com writes:
> ..> >]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> ..> >]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> ..> >]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> ..> >]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> ..> >]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> ..> >]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> ..> >]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
> ..> >]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
> ..> >]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
> ..> >]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
> ..> >]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
> ..> >]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
> ..> >]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
> ..> >Jester aka which diocese?
> ..> Tia aka St. Looney-Up-The-Cream-Bun-And-Jam     /
> 						     /_____________
> ..You certainly are, dearie................PKT     \  	   \
> 						      \ 	    \
> Partially Killed Turtle?	        	        	     \
> 								      \
> 								       \
> 				        	        		|
> ..PS....but I mean that in the nicest possible sense.    		|
> 				        	        		|
> PS...You're all heart..no, I mean that.  Really.  I'm not just saying	|
> that so you sleep with me.			        		|
> 									|
> ..PPS...I'll not interrupt this thread for a pound.			|
> PPS...I'm sorry, but you already did.  We're going to have to operate.|
> 									|
> 								       /
> Dan aka Oops..this was supposed to go up there______________________/

(1)	Partly Killed Turtle will do just fine, thank you.  It's better
	than what my boss calls me.........

(2)	So very nice of you to notice that I'm all heart.  I gather that
	Jos is all lung and Jester is part pancreas, but that may be a rumour.
	Eccles is all, well, Eccles.(?)
	Tia is either all Buffalo or all cream-bun-and-jam.
	As for you, sir, I suspect that you're bits of Reginald Maudling.

(3)	Operate?  OP-ER-ATE!!!  Dr. Gumby, get the A-NES-THE-TIIICC!!

						PKT
						(make up your own initials)
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 10 Apr 92 00:34:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr9.183500.744

} .. ].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
} .. ].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
} .. ].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
} .. ].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
} .. ].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
} .. ].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
} .. ].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
} .. ].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
} .. ].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *La
} .. ].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
} .. ].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
} .. ].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
} .. ].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit  
of Christian Scientists?
} .. ].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists  
AfterWard! Raw!
} .. ]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
} .. Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me again????
} Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with cayenne.
Phil aka Jos is my mentor...and I rather like dion mustard! (well, really, it 
		should be dijon mustard, but screw you!!!)
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:45:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: cayenne.DJOHNSON.92Apr15124506
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of 14 Apr 92 19:45:29 GMTLines: 20

In article <45399@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.}>]>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
.}>]>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
.}>]>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.}>]>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
.}>]>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
.}>]>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
.}>]>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
.}>]>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
.}>]>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
.}>]>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
.}>]>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
.}>]>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
.}>]Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
.}>Jester aka my grandmother would do nicely, she's a christian scientist
.}Eccles aka Kill! But in a humane fashion of course. Do you want her burnt or thrown in a hole?.
.Jester aka could we eat her?????
Dan aka Ok ok ok.  We'll burn her, throw her in the hole, and just
assume that we would feel guilty were we to eat her, and therefore
we'll throw up on her.  Sound good?
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 8 Apr 92 10:34:19 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <sprooney.702666858@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|
|>Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...
|
|
|That's strange... I've got a penguin that looks like and apricot!

It sure is ... 'cause I look like a penguin myself, I ... ****<BOOOOOM!>****

Jos aka Just Ruined My 238490573459843857 tellies ...
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:21:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44221
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

].]>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
].]>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
].]>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
].]>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
].]>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
].]>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
].]>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
].]>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
].]>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
].]>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
].]>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
].]>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
].]>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
].]Dugger aka exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P
].Jester aka what have you dug anyway?
]Dan aka A small hole.  Ooops.  you weren't asking me.  Sorry.
Jester aka silly you, we'll have to torture you now, drop your shorts *GORN*


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From: sue%miracle@merk.com (The Dragon Queen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 07:06:33 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

>} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>} >>} }>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>} >>} }>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>} >>} }>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!
>} >>} }>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>} >>} }>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>} >>} }>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>} >>} }>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
>} >>} }>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
>} >>} }>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
>} >>} }>|>| Sincerely,
>} >>} }>|>|    __                     ()
>} >>} }>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
>} >>} }>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
>} >>} }>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
>} >>} }>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh', 
>} >>} }>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
>} >>} }Tia aka yea, let us kill *all* non-aka members so they won't taint *our*  
>} >>thread
>} >>} Jester aka how do you propose we kill them?
>} >>Phil aka let's have some tea first
>} >Eccles aka Can I have one of those little biscuits.
>} Sue aka No time for tea now!  I'm a non-aka member who's tainting *your*
>} thread!  Come and get me!
>Phil aka Ni!
Sue aka Sorry, I'm not aka-licensed, so I can't respond to your taunts at
this time.






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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: Prince `erbert et al
Date: 5 Apr 92 01:58:25 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim) writes:

>synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Me ... Al Franken) writes:
> 
>>Cleese also played the Taunting Frenchman, The Black Knight, Tim The
>>Enchanter, one of the witch-burning villagers ("'cause she's made of ...
>>wood?"), and the cartdriver.
>                  ^^^^^^^^^^
>My recollection here was confused.  Eric Idle played the cartdriver ("bring
>out your dead!"), and Cleese played the man-disposing-of-body in the same
>scene ("No you won't, you'll be stone dead in a moment ...").

>Apologies to net.residents everywhere and to my loved ones for this most
>horrible, dreadful bout of misinformation.  Oh, the horror!

Wasn't the black knight John Cleese on someone's shoulders?

Eccles aka I know he's tall
>===============================================================================
>    :: :: :: :: ::     Synth          synth@dreamtime.unm.edu  Ask Me About My
> :: :: :: :: :: :: ::  (F. Oberheim)  synth@yenta.alb.nm.us    Psychopathology
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>"We've just received word that Jack Palance has won the New York primaries."
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:38:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: cayenne.DJOHNSON.92Apr15123829
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: phygod72@nic.gac.edu's message of 13 Apr 92 12:08:24 -0600Lines: 44

In article <1992Apr13.120825.838@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
.In article <13Apr92013331@miracle.UUCP>  writes:
.} phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
.} >In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12135730@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
.} >} In article <1992Apr11.201259.801@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu  
.(Phil )  
.} >writes:
.} >} ..In article <11Apr92164841@miracle.UUCP>  writes:
.} >} ..} jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.} >} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
.} >} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
.} >} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.} >} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
.} >} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
.} >} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
.} >} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
.} >} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
.} >} ..}. >].].]>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka Li 
.} >} ..} -> >].].]>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
.} >} ..} |  >].].]>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
.} >} ..} |  >].].]>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
.} >} ..Participate?
.} >} ..} |  >].].]>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop 
.} >} ..} |  >].].]Dugger aka exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P
.} >} ..} |  >].].Jester aka what have you dug anyway?
.} >} ..} |  >].]Dan aka A small hole.  Ooops.  you weren't asking me.  Sorry.
.} >} ..} |  >].Jester aka silly you, we'll have to torture you now, drop your 
.} >  ..} |  >]...shorts *GORN*
.} >} ..} |  >]Dan aka ARRRGGGG!!!!  OWIE OWIE OWIE  AAGGGG!!!  THE PAIN!!!..
.} >} ..ARRRRRRRGGGG!!
.} >} ..} |  >Jester aka more in the back of the throat, like ARGH!!, try again!
.} >} ..} ---Phil aka I now have implicit permission to use aka!
.} >} ..Phil aka Phil, I was the first Phil to have an aka, so you are required  
.by  
.} >} 	.InterNet statute 1532.86.3.2 to use a different name.
.} >} Dan aka This is easy enough to settle.  All we need do is have one of
.} >} 	your call yourself `Fill', and the other `Phil'.
.} >Well, I think that the other Phil should be Fill, and Phil Phil.
.} Phil aka, I'm Phil Hill and that rhymes, so you are Fill of it.
.Phil aka But why can't Phil be Phil and Phil Fill?  Phil, I think that you'd  
	.agree with me here, and Dan can go sit on a grill.  I'll fire up the  
	.still, and we can drink till we're ill.
Dan aka We will still be ill if we eat krill, even if we kill the
still and Bill and Jill.
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 17 Apr 92 07:07:59 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Apr14.183830.909@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
|In article <45392@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
|} }>>|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
|} }>>|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
|} }>>|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|} }>>|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
|} }>>|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
|} }>>|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
|} }>>|]Eccles aka NO.
|} }>>|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
|} }>>Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers  
|Too!
|} }>Does anybody actually enjoy this sort of thing?
|} }>Please, gentlemen : Get a life!
|} }Eccles aka Stone him, guys? Fire ONE!!!!
|} Jester aka stoning in process, standby, 30 seconds til fireing.....
|Phil aka (neatly arranging himself in front of the man soon to be stoned) 
|     "Jehovah!  Jehovah!  Jehovah!" (and then quickly ducking out of the way).
Jos aka Did Someone Say `Jehovah'? ... oops! (thump) ouch! (thump) ouch! Ouch!
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:39:12 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>>|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>>|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
}>>|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>>|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
}>>|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
}>>|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
}>>|]Eccles aka NO.
}>>|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
}>>Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers Too!
}>Does anybody actually enjoy this sort of thing?
}>Please, gentlemen : Get a life!
}Eccles aka Stone him, guys? Fire ONE!!!!
Jester aka stoning in process, standby, 30 seconds til fireing.....
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