HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: matt@cray.com (Matthew Marchese)
Subject: Beneath the Planet of Rejected Game Shows
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 21 Aug 92 08:15:59 CDT

The GE Remedial Student Bowl

Bulimic For A Day

Scrabble-inista!	with host: Daniel Ortega

Kids Have The Darndest Bowel Movements

Charles Manson's Celebrity Psycho Bingo

Hot Potatoe             with host: Dan Quayle

Flatulent Squares

P-Whipped!              with host: Hillary Clinton


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Cray Research  	    my wife, my church, or myself...But they are the opinions *
DKRZ                of Elvis as revealed to me through the medium of my pet   *
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: alchemy@cs1.bradley.edu (the termite of temptation)
Subject: auto jesus
Followup-To: rec.arts.erotica.christian
Summary: a mish-mash of different translations
Organization: salt of the earth in open wounds.
Date: 14 Aug 92 17:49:39 GMT


The plaster sculpture of Jesus stands next
to the car port, blessing the maroon Buick.


      Blessed are the defensive drivers, for they
        shall inherit the earth.
      Blessed are those who obey traffic laws;
        they shall receive what God has promised.
      Blessed are those who get caught in traffic,
        for God shall comfort them.
      Blessed are those who let others merge into
        their lane; God shall be merciful to them.
      Blessed are the mechanics, for they shall be
        called sons of God.
      Blessed are those who swerve to avoid hitting
        small animals; the Kingdom of Heaven is theirs.


                     Why, then, do you look at the speck on your
                     brother's windshield, and pay no attention to
                     the mud and grime on your own windshield?


How much easier it is for a camel to pass
through the eye of a needle, than for a
young male with a sportscar to enter the
Kingdom of God!


                                           close your eyes and create the sound
alchemy@cs1.bradley.edu                  open your hands and rebuild the ground
From: hoconnel@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Heath O'Connell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Date: 23 Aug 92 02:21:27 GMT

nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:

>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Data Maker") writes:
>|> 
>|>     I would like it to be a matter of public record, in advance of the
>|> day when Christine Nelson is revealed to actually be a man, that *I* was
>|> never taken in for a minute.
>|> 
>|> Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    

>i have a friend that visits me every month, dominus, and i believe
>my friend could prove your theory wrong.

	So this one person holds the vital evidence. I hope he is not
			 assassinated.



--
		hoconnel@adelphi.physics.adelaide.edu.au
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Dancing with Mack
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 22:13:03 GMT


In a previous article, kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>New physical configuration #2: my right bra strap will not stay up.
>
>Take a thumbtack, one of those flat ones mind you, and press it through
>the strap and into your clavicle.

 kschnitz@encore.com -- anagram (@=k)
**************************************
   Z nice, hot McKnockers!!!!
**************************************
 
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Thomas Pynchon's Little Brother")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Date: 18 Aug 92 16:31:41 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu's message of 18 Aug 92 14:15:02 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.151928.18411@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>   John "Expecting a volley of 'I volunteer' posts" Heim

I do NOT volunteer.  They're all WAY TOO PECULIAR.

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

                                                    currently chasing after a
                                                    woman who introduced her-
                                                    self to him by declaring
                                                    that she had broken each
                                                    of her fingers at least
                                                    once.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 01:43:44 GMT

In article <MJD.92Aug17230822@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Der Springer") writes:
*In article <1992Aug18.023846.11245@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
*>   Smoked ham!  HA!
*
*No!  Smoked stakes!
*
*And what goes better with stakes than garlic and coffins?
*
*That's why they call them coffin nails you know.

Not just any old coffin nails...A-1 Coffin Nails.  Enjoy the unique
mouthfeel today.


Mark "Quit chewing your nails" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: English usage
Summary: duh.
Keywords: stupid
Reply-To: that's mr. wonderful to you
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 12:40:39 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <TOMF.92Aug19094244@ai.bunny.gte.com> tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com writes:

> everyone should be more concerned about
> using their native language correctly.
> 
> Then I read Ken Johnson's follow-up and I realized where I was heading.  I saw
> that this grammar weenieness had caused a side of my personality to collapse
> in upon itself like a potatoe that had started to rot.  Thanks, Ken.
			^^^^^^^
                               OOPS. better work on your native language.
 
> -Tom
> in the long dark miller time of the soul


()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Oh, the irony of it all
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 23:34:30 GMT

rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
:   If you translate my last name into Italian, you get "Casanova"

I presume that's starting from Basque.

I would not consider it impossible for Echeverri(or Etxeberri)to mean
something other than "black house" in another language.

Too lazy to look it up, though.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Suzanne Vega:Solitude Standing
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Re: how i can tell if i'm dreaming
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 12:06:27 GMT

In article <MJD.92Aug12112327@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Tar") writes:
}
}I realized once that a sure-fire way to tell is:  if you consciously
}wonder whether or not you're dreaming, or if you think about being in a
}dream, then you're not dreaming.

}Then I woke up.

I don't have completely lucid dreams, but I have control over some
things. ("In my dreams, I can WILL my SMALL INTESTINE to tie itself
into a KNOT!" -- no, nothing like that...)

Whenever I'm having a dream that is boring me or becoming unpleasant,
I simply lie down wherever I am, no matter what is happening, and go
to sleep _in_the_dream_. The stack collapses, and there I am sleeping
peacefully without having ever woken up.

Works like a charm ... but there have been a few difficult moments when I
applied the algorithm and turned out not to be dreaming.
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Toilet Revolution!/Revelation!
Date: 20 Aug 92 12:08:35 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

'e':
|Ah yes, the liberty of co-ed toilets.  The brave new world.  But why
|stop there when we could have co-ed showers?  Then we could be truly
|free to expose our imperfections to the world.  Show me your naked pot
|belly, I'll show you my cellulite!  Lift this heavy burden of
|concealment from your soul!

This woman has clearly never been to Senior House at MIT, home of both
co-ed bathrooms and Cadillac-sized shower stalls with twin shower
heads that use more water per second than Niagra Falls.

When I was last there, I observed a sign on the bathroom door:
"MEN: This is an all-female suite. If you must use the urinal, please
flush well as we find your piss very stinky."

mr HEINOUS
truth be told, 'e' has no cellulite
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jrobbins@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (Jason Robbins)
Subject: 80's commerial nightmare
Originator: jrobbins@oahu.cs.ucla.edu
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 22:13:37 GMT

My nightmare discussion with Ben Randal - spokesman for Time-Life books.
What the fuck are you looking at?
read the book.
... (the usual conversation from the comerials) ...
read the book.
Well, were they?!?!
read  the book.
Well, did they do it or not?!
read the book.
How the fuck am I supposed to get a straight answer out of you, you
three-word, pseudo-scientific, pusher of intellectual masterbation?!?
read the book.
Ben, do I have to take that book and shove it a yard up your ass and
over your tight little lips before I can use it to knock your teeth in?
read the book.
How much do you make by prostituting yourself in this wide-eyed,
shallow, uninformative, overly occult oriented, perverted racket?
... and on and on
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26231 alt.elvis.sighting:28
From: welty@cabot.balltown.cma.COM (richard welty)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Date: 16 Aug 92 18:52:13 GMT
Organization: New York State Institute for Sebastian Cabot Studies

In article <1992Aug16.011206.6149@daimi.aau.dk> pilgrim@daimi.aau.dk (Jakob G}rdsted) writes:
>Who is Jimmy Hoffa? 

he is the silent partner in a fishing camp in minnesota, which is
run by Bob Crane and Sebastian Cabot.  Elvis hangs out there during
the summers.

hope this helps,
  richard
-- 
richard welty                            518-393-7228
welty@cabot.balltown.cma.com
  ``if you can read this, mario, you're too close''
    -- bumper sticker seen on a CART safety truck
From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Francis and the New Baby: 100 words
Date: 11 Aug 92 14:11:15 GMT
Organization: The Armory (crisper@deeptht.armory.com)


Francis, having spent his seven years of life an only child, was
 understandably upset when Mommy and Daddy told him there was going
 to be a new baby.

"WHAAAAAAAT?" he shrieked. "NOT FAIR!"

Mommy and Daddy tried to explain to Francis that they weren't going to
 love him any less, but Francis's tantrum worsened and soon he was
 breaking fragile objects.

His parents went into conference.

It came down to two choices, obviously: One, abort the baby to keep
 Francis happy. Two, dispose of Francis and raise the new baby instead.

"You call it, dear," Dad said, flipping a quarter.

	--The Elder Dan
	"Tank you Easter Bunny! BOK! BOK!"
From: dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Items in my navel [sic]
Date: 20 Aug 92 18:30:03 GMT

John G. Helm rejoins:

> Lint.  Just lint.

You have to admire a person who keeps executables in his naval.

Most of us use prison isolation cells for this purpose.

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
Nyuk, nyuk.  Couldn't resist. Could barely photoengrave.
(You have any idea how big a lens it takes to gather enough light to do that?)
--
Shoot me now.
--
F 0.9 ought to do the trick.
--
That or a good trollop.
--
Help, I'm trapped in an endless cycle of whorible puns.
--
And I can't bear the pane.
--
Though maybe lifting a glass or two too many is at the root of the problem.
--
This from the sysadmin of atcf_dev.nrlmry.navy.mil (someday).
--
Say goodnight, Gracie.
--
You'll have to get Elvis, George.  I've been dead for years.
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Date: 19 Aug 1992 01:04:34 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <MJD.92Aug18123141@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Thomas Pynchon's Little Brother") writes:
>In article <1992Aug18.151928.18411@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>>   John "Expecting a volley of 'I volunteer' posts" Heim

You gave newbies warning, John.  This is Bad Form.

>I do NOT volunteer.  They're all WAY TOO PECULIAR.

I WOULD volunteer, but i believe in a woman's right to choose.

>currently chasing after a
>woman who introduced her-
>self to him by declaring
>that she had broken each
>of her fingers at least
>once.

Does she have any friends in Southern California?

5150
knows his little liberal sound bite will earn him the ladies' sympathies
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: ROGER DAVID CARASSO: LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 03:01:08 GMT

In <1992Aug11.145435.8185@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>In article <8_3mwl#.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
>> Hello.  Let me introduce myself.  My name is Roger David Carasso. 
>What makes you think we're interested?

"Your daughter's heavy breathing."

>> drive an 86 Toyota Corolla.  In March we are going to Israel for a few
>> months.  There is a 20-30% chance we stay there.
>Let's hope.

>Don't you just hate these newbie-weenies-wanna-bes?

"*plonk*"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) 
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 20:23:31 GMT


sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu writes:
|mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
|>Nevertheless, you have to admit that smoking is pretty fucking grade A
|>stupid, which makes it surprising that CJ apparently does it.
 
|Smoking is self-destructive.
|Self-destructive and stupid are not synonymous.

Amazing, yes?  I mention my annual smoke-a-cigarette-with-Sho-
at-a-*.BOB tradition, and I get Grade A WingNut rants from
Kent (no surprise) and mathew (big surprise).

mathew, dude, chill.  Smoke a big spliff.  High stress levels
are far more damaging to your health than the occasional
carcinogen.

---
c j silverio
go organic
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Grasy                                   
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 19:48:22 +0000


Grasy is not in my dictionary.



                    -------------------------------------
                    -  There is only one Wavey Davey    -
                    -                                   -
                    -      Ooh yeah, bang bang          -
                    -         Sex on Wheels             -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -       49% SON OF A BITCH          -
                    -        51% MOTHERFUCKER           -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -   M-O-O-N that spells Norman      -
                    -------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schraag@fwi.uva.nl (Joost Schraag)
Subject: Re: party trick #1
Organization: Universiteit van Amsterdam.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 13:33:22 GMT

aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:

+ kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
+ : gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
+ : >a few minutes ago, while detaching ice
+ : >cubes from the tray, i accidentally
+ : >popped one out into my cleavage.
+ : 
+ : Sounds to me like the start of a new dance craze. 
+ : 
+ : Ice-T and the Sugarcubes could form a band -- Ice-Cubes.
+ : 
+ : The dance could be called "Scream and Shake It."
+ : 
+ : If this happens, I want royalties.
+ : 
+ : Gross not net.
+ 
+ I seem to recall that there is a band called the Ice Cubes, from Scandinavia
+ somewhere.  They had a song called "In The Dutch Mountains"(hey, maybe they 
+ were Dutch)which I quite liked.  If they weren't called the Ice Cubes, then
+ it was something else that I always get confused with the Sugarcubes.
+ 
+ You can still have the rights to the dance, though, Schnitz.
+ 
+ ---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)

"In the Dutch mountains" was by the Dutch band "the Nits".

joost.

-- 
Joost Schraag          e-mail: schraag@fwi.uva.nl          ICBM: 52.22`N 04.54`E
From: kenj@kambo.wpd.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Message for CJ
Date: 18 Aug 92 18:12:44 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:

>Now, wasn't that exciting?  I will give free coffee to anybody
>who can explain to me why my mail isn't being forwarded.  I mean,
>the US Postal Service is forwarding my mail correctly.  Can't
>yp, I mean, NIS do the same?

Who'd you sleep with to get your mail forwarded correctly?

A couple of months ago, Dean's brother, Mike, moved out of our
apartment.  Of course, he sent in the Official Change of Address
Form.  For the next few weeks, we kept oscillating between both
Mike's _and_ Dean's mail being forwarded, and _nobody's_ mail being
forwarded.  Apparently, the US Postal Disservice is incapable of
distinguishing between people with the same last name.

- Ken
 __________ 
/\  _______\ =============================================================
\ \ \____  / Ken "Blackfur" Jones     /  
 \ \ \/ / / Silicon Graphics, Inc.   /     "MERV GRIFFIN!"
  \ \/ / / Mountain View, Califonia / 
   \  / / kenj@sgi.com             /          -- Milk and Cheese,
    \/_/                          /              dairy products gone bad
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10 things you didn't know about Wave
Date: 20 Aug 92 14:37:56 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <memo.584533@cix.compulink.co.uk>, dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey) writes...

>>From this I conclude that Wavey Davey and John Majors are actually 
>>one and the same.
> 
>It is John Major, not Majors.

Oops.  Forgot the damn apostrophy again - and I left out a word.  What 
I meant to say was:

From this I conclude that Wavey Davey and John Major's dick are 
actually one and the same.  Sorry if this caused you any confusion.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu

"If there's something wrong with the computer, its sophisticated diagnostics 
will notify you of the situation by assuming an appearance that, for the most
part, is dark and lifeless." - The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
From: kohli (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: sleep
Date: 13 Aug 92 15:41:18 GMT
Reply-To: kohli@aslmr.med.ge.com (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: INTERNATIONAL CHEESEMASTERS HALL OF FAME

did i ever sleep well?

or was it just a dream?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 14:30:30 GMT

In article <schnitzi.714105232@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>
>I'll bring the video camera.  You bring the popcorn.

Video is bad for you.  It makes your eyes bug out in raster lines, and ruins
your eyes since you can't see any detail even if you get real close in to the
screen.  You'll lose your ability to discriminate color, since NTSC video has
the least accurate color imagineable (plus the bandwidth of the color signal
is badly limited, so bright colors bleed way too much).  Plaids and patterns
with close lines turn into bright moire images, confusing your brain and 
bringing on flashbacks from that time in 1968 when you hopped the train to
Tiajuana after taking those pills they were handing out in the park.  You
only get 240 lines resolveable horizontally, and with cheap videocassettes
the vertical resolution can be as low as half that.  Give it up.  Video is
bad for you.  Incidentally, the linearity problems inherent in the modulation
used mean that the luminance range is as little as six stops, and of course
the chrominance range is even worse.  Video rots your brains out.
--scott
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Anagram
Date: 15 Aug 1992 22:33:45 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug15.055433.4368@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:

You're going to have to wait till i post from alcor so you can anagram my
address to include carasso in it.

BTW alcor is going offline the 24th.  So be sure to pay attention.


5150
i can get on alcor if you beg me long enough
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Starting out on the wrong foot (Re: Oh, poop)
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 19 AUG 92 10:59:34    

In article <l94151INNmgp@girtab.usc.edu>, rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes...

>In article <MJD.92Aug18121937@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Thomas Pynchon's Little Brother") writes:
>>In article <l91bahINNkui@alcor.usc.edu> rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>>>   Exsqueeze me?  MJD?  Newbie?  Are we talking about the same Dominus?
>                              .
>>The beautiful and divine Ms. O has two things:
>>	1. seniority and 
> 
>Oh damn.  I did it again.  I flamed a semi-retired oldbie.  They just seem to
>be popping up from nowhere.  Can someone email me a list of oldbies who haven't
>shown up since February?  I need to cut down on the gaffes.

In my first post to t.b, I flamed St. Terri.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:23:37 GMT

In <1992Aug17.134751.24740@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:


>which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?

I'll put in one vote for Christine Nelson.


ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: misheard lyrics: prime candidate
Date: 12 Aug 92 22:34:56 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
What the *hell* are the lyrics to "Here Come the Warm Jets"?
In your answer, be sure to give consideration to Eno's admission
that the title is a play on urination.

---
c j silverio