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From: chad@anasaz (Chad R. Larson)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.wizards,rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sex at Disneyland?
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:41:00 GMT
Organization: Anasazi, Inc.  Phoenix, Az

In article <2127@score.sco.COM> vinniej@sco.COM (One Sick Individual) writes:
+---------------
| Do you know why they didn't build Disneyland in Japan?
| 
| Because everyone was too short to get on the good rides.
+---------------
Just to be a wet blanket, they DID build a Disneyland in Japan.  And
the one in Paris opens April 12...
	-crl
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hansen@pico.cs.umn.edu  (Dave-Sir Hansen-mum)
Subject: License Plates/Bumber Stickers
Organization: University of Minnesota
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 22:30:07 GMT

A plate I've never seen, but it makes a good story...

	6UL DV8


A Bumper sticker I saw many years ago...

	I Brake for Hallucinations
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons Wanted...
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 13:15:41 GMT

snail@lsl.co.uk writes:

>In article <702272833.2@nwark.FidoNet>, Bob.Underdown@f1040.n391.z1.FidoNet.Org (Bob Underdown) writes:
>> 
>>  KH> > Progressive Conservative
>>  KH> > Civil War
>>  KH> Government organization
>>  KH> Save on your next purchase
>>  KH> 
>> 
>Conservative Government
>-- 
	Maybe I'm nitpicking, (well, yes I am (-: )  but so far, I haven't seen
any oxymorons, only contradictions and/or misnomers. . .  with the exception of
"progressive conservative" . . .   :-)
-- 
						Michael Freeman
						mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: BIIIIG   REQUEST!!!!
Date: 8 Apr 92 23:13:59 GMT
Organization: gte

In article <69643@ut-emx.uucp>, yaron@anchor.as.utexas.edu (Mr. Sheffer) writes:
> In article <1992Mar30.192954.52993@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GLEN TORLEIF RYEN) writes:
> >>
> >>
> >>Does anybody there have the - 52 reasons why women are better than beer?
> >Sorry.  I can't come up with one.  Coincidently, neither could my friends.  Or
> >their friends, or....
> 
> Exactly. 'Xcept, 'course, a woman is better than beer when the beer
> is dry, and the woman isn't!!!

You mean "You can enjoy a dry beer!"


-- 
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the guy who "could win" is past: vote your conscience - Marrou/Lord in 92!
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From: sly9y@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: a good come-back
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:06:25 GMT
Organization: Utah State University

In article <1992Apr7.180152.1@ulkyvx.louisville.edu>, psbarb01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:
> Eight years ago a friend and I were at King's Island(amusement park in
> Cinci.,Ohio).  A mime came up to my friend and started acting real stupid.  So
> he says to the mime,"how much do you get paid for being an asshole?"  The mime
More than you get paid for being a dumbshit!!!!!
> looked at him and said,"Well, at least I get paid for it!"  My friend was 12 at
> the time, and to this day can't come up with a good come-back.  Yes he still
> thinks about it.  So in an effort to help his pride I'm hoping you guys can
> help me help him out.
> 
> Thanx in advance,
> Phil

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From: rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: SMELLS LIKE TEEN VOMIT
Date: 13 Apr 92 10:42:33 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

SMELLS LIKE TEEN VOMIT

<FIRST VERSE>
I go to school, live in dorms
those preppy fags are still the norm
They drink their beer, fuck the sheep
Then go to jackoff in there sleep

<CHORUS>
Hello hello hello hello 
hello hello hello hello
hello hello hello hello
hello hello hello hello

Whip your brains out, we'll compare em
You dont have none so you share em
On one brain cell you dont think well
You dont have none so you share em

First you go out, then you blow out, then you pass out, they throw you
out..YEAH!!!!

<SECOND VERSE>
They give me shit, call me names
These yuppy fags are all the same
Late at night I pass there cars
and scratch the paint while they're in bars

<CHORUS>

<THIRD VERSE>
I wish they'd just leave me alone
but still I wait til they go home
They blare tunes all the time
Broke in last night and now they're mine


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From: abbadon@nuchat.sccsi.com (David Neal)
Subject: WANTED: lawyer jokes
Followup-To: poster
Organization: South Coast Computing Services, INC.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 17:30:25 GMT

I accidentally wiped my archiev of laywer jokes. 
Could someone please send me the canonical list?



-- 
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From: 8914437l@levels.unisa.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: another cricket joke
Date: 13 Apr 92 06:03:28 GMT
Organization: University of South Australia

what's do the New Zealand cricket team and a tea bag have in common?


ultimately they both get chuck out of the cup!


-- let's face it all you New Zealanders...You can't play cricket!
   ...and you're bad losers....(you're still annoyed about the under arm
   delivery - AFTER 10 YEARS!!!)

-- let's face it - you got outwitted by Greg and Trevor Chapell!

-- let's face it - they were smart and the New Zealand team were dumb!

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From: walt@unhsst.unh.edu (Walter R. Trachim)
Subject: Re: A Practical Joke
Organization: University of New Hampshire  -  Durham, NH
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 20:39:19 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.113623.54298@cc.usu.edu> sly9y@cc.usu.edu writes:
>In article <167C286C6.ARL00SJB@UNCCVM.UNCC.EDU>, ARL00SJB@UNCCVM.UNCC.EDU writes:
>> A few weeks ago, there was a request for practical jokes.  Some friends and I
  [stuff deleted....]
>> said, "Hey!  Where am I gonna *sit*?"  We have pictures.
>>  
>
>A favorite of mine is to do something like that.  However, you need to get into
   [more stuff deleted...]
>of the popcorn/whatever into the room, making a huge mess.
>

I was the victim of this one - while my wife and I were on our honeymoon, my
mother-in-law and my wife's boss filled our bedroom with crumpled balls of
newspaper. Imagine our surpise when we couldn't open our bedroom door. I ended
up going outside, opening the bedroom window (I still don't remember how I 
did it), and burrowing a path through the room to get to the door. Trust me -
it took awhile.... they also took all of the lables off of our canned goods,
saran-wrapped the toilet seat, and short-sheeted our bed. :-S

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From: CS19241653D@lust1.latrobe.edu.au (Matthew GILLARD)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: List of : -)
Date: 11 Apr 92 11:23:29 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <17466.29e5930a@ecs.umass.edu> rajain@ecs.umass.edu writes:

> In article <1992Apr9.015439.1688@vax1.mankato.msus.edu>, krusz@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:
> > In article <1992Apr8.214423.27330@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, aj064@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Frederick S. Hance) writes:
> >> 
> >> 	I'd like a list to.
> >>   
> > Me too, please.
> > 
> 
> 	Would you be kind enuff for .... Me too !!!!!!
> 
> 	Rajat.
> 
> 	Email: rajain@ecs.umass.edu
> 	       
>                rajain@sml1.ecs.umass.edu

Hey people look up a couple of screens I posted a list the other day!!


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ss1@bofur.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: brain...
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 23:46:55 GMT


The brain is a wonderful instrument ; it starts working the moment
you get up and doesn't stop until you get to work.
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From: gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GLEN TORLEIF RYEN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: elephant jokes
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:43:26 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>Sheep!
>

And why do elephants have tusks?
Because sheep don't have strings!

Glen Ryen
From: 890560p@aucs.acadiau.ca (Trevor Porter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wayne's World
Date: 5 Apr 92 17:52:21 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

pierre@cs.UAlberta.CA (Pierre Honeyman) writes:

>>|> will it end?
>>|> NO WAY!
>>WAY!
>Give it up guys, this is about as funny as a borken leg.
I agree.  To all the dorks who keep on doing this, you could at least
remove unnecessary headers of previous posts.

--
-------------------------------
Trevor Porter 
890560p@aucs.acadiau.ca
Acadia University, Wolfville NS
From: jbreen@arghouse.UUCP (Magnum)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 11 Apr 92 18:24:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: arghouse.Pyw3iB2w164w
Distribution: na
Organization: The Listening Post

dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:

> dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Korth) writes:
> 
> > In <1992Apr08.060333.45618@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.ColoState
> > 
> > >In article <dragon.702618622@camelot> dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew 
> > >>In <1992Apr06.051634.41805@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.ColoSta
> > >>
> > >>>In article <1992Apr6.010309.10819@nic.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The R
> > >>>>>>>I've told you once...
> > >>>>>> No, you haven't.
> > >>>>>Yes I have.
> > >>>>No, I haven't.
> > >>>This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
> > >>No it isn't.
> > >You just contradicted me!
> > No I didn't!
> This is futile!
but verrrry interestink

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From: la049137@zach.fit.edu (David Rackmales (HCX Lab/SU90))
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Ethnic Jokes
Date: 6 Apr 92 17:25:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: winnie.3657
Distribution: usa
Organization: Florida Institute of Technology, Melbourne USA

You wanted an Indian joke, eh?

What do you get when you cross an Indian (say from New Delhi)
with a gorilla?

Answer: A retarded gorilla.

Fuckin' wogs.

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From: scairns@is.morgan.com (Scott Cairns - CONS)
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Organization: Morgan Stanley - IS
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 17:40:26 GMT

Even better, I have (most) of the skit in a Sun Audio file (.au).
Why read it when you can here it on your SparcStation?


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From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Dumb Feminine Products (Was Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEE
Date: 13 Apr 92 19:29:44 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

> Furthermore, many people misunderstand the copy in the tampon
>commercial that states, "It's not your mother's tampon". The ad agency
>did not mean to imply that the daughter is not wearing her mother's soiled
>tampon, but rather, that the brand she IS wearing (or should wear) is
>a significant improvement over the general quality of tampon worn by
>the previous generation of women.

              OOOOOOOOOOOHHH -- NOW I get it!!
                                ***
From: jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Where have all the Apple jokes gone?
Keywords: Apple, Macintosh
Date: 8 Apr 92 19:52:23 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.y=rjxw_
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Apr8.135245.28203@escom.com> al@escom.COM (Al Donaldson) writes:
>In article <1992Apr7.090836.8295@jyu.fi> em@jyu.fi (Erkki Mattila) writes:
>>I need quickly a few good and relatively short Apple (Macintosh) jokes. 
>
>Q - What's the difference between a Macintosh and an Etch'n'Sketch?
>
>A - You don't have to shake the Macintosh..
>
>Al

Yeah, but when they crash like they always do when they're needed most, it is
most gratifying to shake them and throw them against the wall.  Makes me glad
that I have access to better, faster non-frequently-crashing machines like a
VAX or a 386.


What is the sound of a room full of Macs crahsing?

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jrh28614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (CatStyle )
Subject: Re: What do people do in their car?
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 15:22:57 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.131300.15699@iex.uucp> danny@iex.UUCP (Danny Shaw) writes:
>Lets put together a list of the strange and unusual things you
>have seen people doing in their cars while driving.
>
In John Matuzak's book, "Cruizin' with the Tooz," (or was it Ken Stabler's
"Snake" - don't remember) he told a story about the time Lester Hayes (who
was normally quiet and kept to himself) was dying of laughter in the back
of the Raiders' bus.  He went back to see what was so funny and saw an old
guy in the car next to them completely nude and masturbating...

He said that the old guy almost swerved off the road when he looked up and
saw a busload of Oakland Raiders all laughing at him.

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From: citroen@binoc.bih.harvard.edu (Micky Citroen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:35:19 GMT
Reply-To: citroen@binoc.bih.harvard.edu (Micky Citroen)
Organization: Beth Israel Hospital, Harvard Medical School, Boston Mass., USA

test.

-- Micky.
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From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: Mon, 06 Apr 92 03:49:50 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

koelln@cs.tu-berlin.de (Florian Koelln) writes:
>In article <goVRiB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com> dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:
>>dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Korth) writes:
>>
>>> In <3235@equinox.unr.edu> schnell@pyramid.unr.edu (Dan Schnell) writes:
>>> 
>>> >I've told you once...
>>> 
>>> No, you haven't.
>>Yes I have.
>No, you haven't.
I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.
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Subject: Re: MORE HELEN KELLER JOKES
From: rivero@mdcbbs.com
Date: 8 Apr 92 11:06:42 GMT
Organization: M&E (Division of EDS), Cypress CA
Nntp-Posting-User: mdhc

In article <167C2EBE1.RDAY@cmsa.gmr.com>, RDAY@cmsa.gmr.com writes:
> 





    If Helen Keller falls over in the woods, does she make a sound?













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From: cobra@jab.tucson.az.us (Cobra)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: crime and punishment
Date: 12 Apr 92 03:27:48 GMT
Organization: Just Another Bbs. Tucson, AZ

al@escom.com (Al Donaldson) writes:
> - In Arizona (?), an inmate sentenced to death repeatedly "showed
> his middle finger to witnesses" before being executed.  Honest..

 
Yep, 'twas here in sunny Arizona that actually happened!  He was flipping 
off the Attorney General of the state...sort-of a last "Fuck you
very much" to the ol' boy...
 
> Al
 
---
Ken
From: skydiver@dispates.u.washington.edu (People have real lives?)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: re: just seeing if this works
Date: 14 Apr 92 12:26:47 GMT
Organization: University of Washington

In article <1992Apr14.040135.25674@wam.umd.edu> bianc@next00csc.wam.umd.edu  
(WierdnesS) writes:
> sorry, I guess it didn't work (well, it worked for me(or NeXT users))
> 
> I posted a file from my directory in WriteNow format, by dragging the icon  
> into the post window.  it didn't decode.
> <<NO SHIT!>>
> 
> if anyone knows how I could post it please tell me
> 
> thanks
> 
> 
> 
> BIANC!

Simple, click on the "Followup" button on your NewsGrazer window, and drag your 
stuff into the post window, and look up to the right hand button, if it says 
"Make Ascii", click on it, and other ppl will be able to read it.

However, why you are using WriteNow is beyond me, when the std editor for
NewsGrazer is better...

-Cohort
From: vanor@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: lawyer joke needed
Date: 13 Apr 92 20:25:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: vax1.1992Apr13.142502.1714
Organization: Mankato State University

In article <1992Apr9.160244.1693@vax1.mankato.msus.edu>, vanor@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:
> Hi, I would like to know if any one out there has a complied list of 
> lawyer jokes if no one has one send me E-MAIL your favorite lawyer jokes
> and I post ALL of them (what a fool I am but if I suffer so will you)
> thanks vanor
> Mankato a CIA base on a small planet someware out by beteguese.
> 
I want to thank every one who sent me lawyer jokes but I realy have enughf now
 Vanor-4-13-92 
>
From: v120qldp@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (LINE NOISE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: my favorite...
Keywords: guy in a bar, sex with animals
Date: 11 Apr 92 21:56:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


	This is a joke I heard about five years ago, but I still haven't heard
a better one yet...                                                            

There's this guy in a bar who is a real loud-mouth.  He is bragging and
boasting ad nauseum about how tough he is, and how he can do anything.

Finally, one of the other guys in the bar has heard enough.  He goes up to him
and bets him 100 bucks that he can't do three things...

   Drink 10 shots of whiskey, Wrestle a gorilla, and Have sex with an eskimo.

So, the guy takes the bet.  He drinks the ten shots and collapses on the floor. 
The other guys pick him up, and carry him to the zoo.  They find the gorilla
cage, and throw him inside.

The guy and the gorilla grab each other.  They wrestle along the cage, they
are screaming, and there are arms and legs flailing.

Finally, the guy steps out of the gorilla cage, walks up to the guys, and
says...


		"Okay, let's go wrestle the eskimo."


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From: mccauley@bucknell.edu (robert mccauley `93)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sam Kinnison
Date: 13 Apr 92 17:10:18 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Bucknell University, Lewisburg, Pa.

Did you hear Sam Kinnison was on the radio?


^L



...and on the steering wheel, and on the dashboard, etc.



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Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Mon,  6 Apr 1992 22:00:49 -0400 
From: Rahul Verma <rv0s+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Army song

They say that in CMU,
The CS Majors are mighty fine,
but most are in the clusters,
and the rest are all dying!
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