HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pdlemass@unix2.tcd.ie (Something original)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Please send me THE INVISIBLE GOLFBALL JOKE
Date: 18 Nov 92 09:15:12 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

Please (multiplied by one million ) send me the Invisible golfball joke.
I've heard it's really funny. If you think you might get flamed or your
account taken away though , I under stand . Also , if you've heard it 
and don't think you'd tell it properly don't bother. If you had it saved
but deleted it by accident , don't worry ,I'm sure some one will have it.

Thanks a trilion  in advance ,
Peter Lemass.

P.S. I was watching this North Ameican Show the other day and one of the
characters (Biff was his name ) said "A sucker is born every 
nano-second " What did he mean ???????
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Re: help friendly alien Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 13:07:45 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.233738.7536@pony.Ingres.COM>, garrett@Ingres.COM (WE'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE WE'RE NOT ALL HERE) writes:


>In article <168A4EF1A.EIVERSO@cms.cc.wayne.edu>, glorp@planet.x                                              writes...
>>>%_}>>Hahaha! Fools! You think that's impressive? I've wired together every
>>>%_}>>computer on the Internet with Quantum-Thin Wire (tm), and programmed it
>>>%_}>>to act like a really big abacus. Running 8 x 10^100^10^10^10^4
>>>%_}>>calculations a millisecond, I hope to solve the equation 5x = 10
>>>%_}>>by sometime next week. Now _that's_ progress.
>>>%_}>Then how about this: I've constructed the first computer ever made of one
>>>%_}>single Hydrogen atom. There are a couple of advantages with it; 1. it can
>>>%_}>be inhaled for transport; 2. it relies entirely on voice-detecting for input,
>>>%_}>and a hologram for output (that was the tricky part), and 3. it creates
>>>%_}>two copies of itself every second, allowing for multiple processes! I'm
>>>%_}>speaking this reply right now to a cloud in front of me, using a Voice
>>>%_}>Detection version (mine, really) of X-Windows in 3D. NEXT!
>>>%_}All accomplishments pale beside mine: Managed to re-write DOS 5.0 so that
>>>%_}it breaks the the 640K barrier.
>> 
>>greetings earthlings,
>> 
>>i am glorp of planet x. my starship has crashed landed on earth.
>>since there are so many smart earthings here, perhaps one of you
>>can fix a fleeblebrox generator (model z9999-q) that is on the fritz.
>>any help will be appreciated.
>
>The old z9999-q model. I haven't seen one of those since the Andromeda
>galaxy imploded. Perhaps one of these lightweight engineers could handle
>this one.
>> 
>>adTHANKSvance
>>glorp of planet x

GREAT! the z9999-q! With double foustach-connection, twin-cam alignment
and carborator! WHAT a find! Hey, glorp ol' buddy, wanna exchange
it with something else really rare? Like, um, my pocket calculator
with only FOUR functions? We got a deal?

-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
From: news@newcastle.ac.uk (NEWS system)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 20 Nov 92 15:18:52 GMT
Organization: Computing Laboratory, U of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK NE1 7RU.

In article <1992Nov19.214734.120505@zeus.calpoly.edu>, gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Wesley) writes:
>Once again, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman) says:
>>In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
From: n0an7@turing.newcastle.ac.uk (H.S. Doyle)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>>>
>>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>>they'd be...
>>>>>>
>>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be...
>>>> 
>>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>> they'd be...
>>>> 
>>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>> there'd be...
>>>
>>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>they'd be....
>
>999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>they'd be....
>
>-- 
>Wesley                                             gbloom@hebe.calpoly.edu
>                                                       drow@kazak.nmsu.edu
>"Smile!  It's Monday!!!   Monday builds character!!!"
>	-- sjacques

This is about as funny as a nuclear war. Stop it.

Harry.
From: jkemper@ub.d.umn.edu (Stooopid)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Bugs Bunny
Date: 17 Nov 1992 12:20:11 -0600
Organization: University of Minnesota, Duluth
NNTP-Posting-Host: ub.d.umn.edu



	Anybody have an ascii picture of bugs?

	Please send to jkemper@ub.dumn.edu


	THANKS A BUNCH!!
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lots o' pick up lines
Date: 23 Nov 92 17:08:01 -0600
Followup-To: poster
Distribution: world
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1992Nov23.061340.26264@scott.skidmore.edu>, jsouthar@scott.skidmore.edu (james southard) writes:
> 
> Then there's always the line that works when you're building or
> taking apart a set(theatre).
> 
> Pick up a screw that you are using
> Go over to an attractive girl and say:
> "Wanna screw?"

But what would you say if she said Yes?

Rai.





> 
> Just being helpful
> 
> Boffo the wonder slug
>
From: rxv8@po.CWRU.Edu (Radha Venkat)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Indian Jokes?
Date: 23 Nov 1992 01:50:17 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: rxv8@po.CWRU.Edu (Radha Venkat)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu



I'm trying to find jokes about Indians. The type that like
hot food and mathematics.... If you've got any, please
post them, or mail them to rxv8@po.cwru.edu....

Thanks in advance!

ObJoke: Life would be so much easier if we could just look
at the source code...

	- Radha 
-- 
Radha A. Venkat			   Case Western Reserve University
rxv8@po.cwru.edu				   Cleveland, Ohio
"Keep a clear head and always carry a lightbulb." - Bob Dylan
From: gillon@guvax.acc.georgetown.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: other ways to say vomit..
Date: 16 Nov 92 09:59:44 -0500
Distribution: world
Organization: Georgetown University

I still haven't seen on the list:
	honk
	hurl
	boot (a New Jersey fave)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dls30876@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (DaveMan )
Subject: Sorority girl jokes request
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 18:06:30 GMT

	About a month ago, someone posted a list of sorority girl jokes, and
	I missed them.  If that person or anyone who has them could e-mail
	them to me or repost them, I would appreciate it.



	Life is hard, EE is easy.


  	DaveMan
	dls30876@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless
From: STEVEN.SULLIVAN@OFFICE.WANG.COM ("Steven M Sullivan")
Subject: What Thanksgiving Is
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 17:40:59 GMT

I was corresponding with a collegue of mine in Europe via e-mail explaining
why we have this Thursday and Friday off.  This is what came out:

BTW, we Americans like to celebrate the raping and pillaging of thousands of
native american indians that took place a few centries ago when a bunch of
fanatical Englishmen decided that they were being repressed and took it amongst
themselves to venture off to the new world to start their own little cult.
They slowly figured out that this new world had a thing to it that they had
very little experience in dealing with, something called Winter.  So they
conned all the of local tribes into feeding them at this huge day long orgy,
and then proceeded to take all of their food so that the natives had precious
little for themselves for that first hard winter and the poor shivering
pilgrims had plenty.  Soon after that, these repressed religious fanatics, in
turn, learned how to repress the native american indians and hence, the United
States was born.

We refer to this holiday as Thanksgiving.

It is tradition to gather together all of your relatives within reasonable
driving distance; sit around all day and talk to these people that you have
absolutely nothing in common with; down a lot of spirits to at least make it
bearable; roast a huge turkey for about two days, stuffed with bread, sausages,
salt and butter, and anything else that you can fit into the cavity; mash
together white potatoes and butter; bake yams (sweet potato) with brown sugar
and butter; eat cranberry sauce, both pureed and chunky, although, no one
admits to even liking the chunky, but they eat it anyway, just to be polite
and not offend the host who made it because everyone ate it last year; eat
green beans that have been boiled to death; eat over cooked mushy corn
covered with butter and salt; eat a vegtable that when prepared looks like
it's name, squash; cover everything with turkey fat laden lumpy gravey; down
everything with a few gallons of spiced apple cider; have a piece of
pumpkin pie and apple pie and squash pie and mince meat pie, piled high with
ice cream and whipped cream, of course; (all this devoured in about an hour,
after about two weeks of preparation!) and then roll yourself in front of the
nearest (american) football game to watch the traditional lackluster event
between the Detroit Lions and the Dallas Cowboys which during, you promptly
fall asleep in front of the TV.  What a country!

Ok, ok, before *anyone* gets offended, rest assured that my tounge was firmly
impacted within my cheek. ;->

     -+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%
      Steven M Sullivan                                                
      Principal Systems Programmer       No Computer Stands In My Way! 
      Wang Laboratories, Inc.                     - Greg Lake          
     -+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%%*+-+*%
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: skc@Turing.ORG (Shriram K. Chaubal)
Subject: Pickup Line List wanted!
Followup-To: poster 
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 05:42:47 GMT

Hi folks...

I am looking for a comprhensive list of pick-up lines. Does anyone have such
a list? I'd be more than happy to collect individual lines and churn out 
a list!

Shriram

P.S. PLEASE USE E-MAIL! I CAN POST A SUMMARY IF REQUIRED!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Subject: the story of sex
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 20 Nov 92 15:50:51 EST

>         Hi.  A few years back, when I still had a real job
> and was not in school, there was a sheet of paper pass around
> with a nice long joke...but extremely funny.

>         The story was called, I think 'The Story of Sex'.

>         It was about a man's dog whose name was 'sex'.  Everything
> the man said about his dog got him in trouble.

>         Does anyone have a copy?  Could it be posted please?

Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover or Boy".  I call mine
"Sex".

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me, when I went to City
Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to
have a license for sex.  He said, "I'd like to have one too".
Then I said, "But this is a dog".  He said he didn't care what
she looked like.  Then I said, "You don't understand.  I've had
sex since I was nine years old".  He said I must have been quite
a kid!

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with
me.  I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room from my wife and
I, and a special room for Sex.  He said that every room in the
place was for sex.  I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me
awake at night".  The clerk said, "Me too".

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition
began, the dog ran way.  Another contestant asked me why I was
just standing there.  Looking around, I told him I had planned to
have sex in the contest.  He told me that I should have sold my
own tickets.  "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to
have Sex on T.V.".  He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for the
custody of the dog.  I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was
married".  The Judge said, "Me too".  Then I told him that after
I married, Sex left me.  He said "Me too".

Last night, Sex ran off again.  I spent hours looking around town
for him.  A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in
this alley at 4 O'Clock in the morning?"  I said, "I'm looking
for Sex".

My case comes up Friday...............

--
Mike Clemens, Canada Remote Systems
E-Mail:  mike.clemens@canrem.com
---
  SLMR 2.1a  Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.
--
Canada Remote Systems  - Toronto, Ontario
World's Largest PCBOARD System - 416-629-7000/629-7044
From: ICEND@ASUACAD.BITNET
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Adam & Eve
Date: 14 Nov 92 05:47:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: ASUACAD.92318.224731ICEND
 <1992Nov09.192924.123418@zeus.calpoly.edu>
Organization: Arizona State University

This is an old one...

   Why did Gof create man first?




  To give him a chance to speak.
From: ladykilr@chester.ksu.ksu.edu (Predator)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: answering machine messages...
Date: 18 Nov 1992 04:01:08 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: chester.ksu.ksu.edu


My machine plays a sample from _When Harry Met Sally_. You
know which part, the one in the restaurant... *snicker*

^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
     ladykilr@cis.ksu.edu   Riff-raff@Rocky.Horror.Picture.Show
<aka: Predator (ret), Scum me too!, Sir Lancelot, AKULA, Cannon Fodder, guest>

"Carpe Anate - Seize the Duck." --Jay Windley
From: rfritz@zeus.calpoly.edu (Ryan E. Fritz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: That damn Green Golf Ball joke.
Date: 18 Nov 92 22:56:59 GMT
Organization: Psychotic Computer Geeks, Inc.

In rec.humor, renzoni@acsu.buffalo.edu spewed:
>
>	What do you mean ?? I just posted the whole thing, and a version
>	with a revised, even funnier (if that is possible) punchline.
>	Didn't you get it at your site ??

Yeah, I got it.  I have a slightly better version, though.  I guess there's
so many people wanting it that I'll go ahead and take the risk to post it,
along with a large disclaimer.  I'll encrypt it, though, so give me a little
while to figure out how to do that.  :)

-- 
== rfritz@poseidon.calpoly.edu == 'Stronger than reason, Stronger than lies, ==
== Ryan E. Fritz  -  Cal Poly, ==    The only thruth I know, Is the look in  ==
== San Luis Obispo, California ==       your eyes!'  --  MINISTRY            ==
From: frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com (frank rosenbaum)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: car acronyms
Date: 19 Nov 92 05:56:47 GMT
Reply-To: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Executive Networks Information

>
>Ford:
>  Found On Road Dead
>  Fix Or Repair Daily
What does LTD mean to you?
        Lazy tempermental device
        Leave the doors
Sable
        sleezy auto breaks leak everytime
Fiat
        feeble Italians attempt transportation

               Frank
---
 ~ 1st 1.01 #710 ~ I backed up my harddrive, and hit the garage door.
--
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International ILink Host
From: john@attcan.UUCP (John Benfield)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 20 Nov 92 20:50:10 GMT
Organization: AT&T Canada - MIS Network Development

In article <1992Nov14.222700.11052@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
> In article <1992Nov14.181004.10441@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
> >In article <13NOV199212201109@elroy.uh.edu> inde7fw@elroy.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny) writes:
> >>In article <BxK7Cn.A6u@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman) writes...
> >>>herm@merlin.etsu.edu (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
> >>> 
> >>>>Two years ago, I read the funniest joke I ever set
> >>>>my eyes upon, but alas, I've lost my copy of it.
> >>>>Could someone please repost the Green Golf Ball Joke?
> >>> 
> >>>	I may have a copy, and even though it is probably the FUNNIEST
> >>>joke I've ever heard, posting it isn't worth the FLAMES. . 

Ok....ok...ok...

We all know about the GGBJ fiasco and the subsequent ban on transmitting
this joke on the network. I've read a few funnier jokes than the GGBJ and
as a matter of fact, I've read much more offensive jokes. I don't know
why everbody got so riled up when it was posted the first through
twentieth time, but we all know that sending it out again is completely
forbidden. All we need is some irresponsible slob getting ahold of it and
cross-posting it all over the airwaves again. With all of the political
tensions today, I think the resulting outcry would be deadly. In case
you forgot (or weren't around at the time..) the statistics that I had
included at least two offices burnt to the ground, another dozen vandalized
20-30 fatalities and god knows how many goats were slaughtered by people
who actually BELEIVED the middle bit of the joke. (Laugh if you must,
but all you have to do is ask someone who was here when it happened. See
how funny they think it was!)

If it MUST be posted, I think we should form a committee to revise 
the joke to be more politically correct. Including, but not limited
to, removal of sexual and racial stereotypes, references to beastiality,
political affiliations and abnormal sexual practices. I currently have
4-5 versions of the joke that I saved from the 'old days'. I think that
it's also important to agree which version of the joke should be
released.

> >>
> >>             instead of reposting it do you think you could just email 
> >>me a copy?
> >>

How do we know that you won't post it to the net as soon as you receive it?

Sorry...but I'm not willing to risk it.

> >Are you _sure_ you want to get the GGBJ?
> >Your sysop might kill you....
> >

Death would be too good...visualize vise-grips, 30 yards of #2 red vinyl
insulation, a can of chicken noodle soup and a rubber Yoda puppet
Use your imagination.

> I dunno. . . It's not wise to ask for something like _that_.
> Think about it carefully, and then repost if you *really* want it.
> 

*Cujo*
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tmoper@ccu.umanitoba.ca ()
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 16:06:53 GMT

Lufthansa   Lousy Useless Fliers: They Haven't Any Navigational Systems Aboard


-- 
------                                                              ------
Tom Millar                                            University of Manitoba 
Tom_Millar@umanitoba.ca            "Quote"                Winnipeg, Manitoba 
Xref: sparky rec.humor:34560 rec.humor.d:2692 alt.folklore.computers:16567
From: 2261as@gmuvax2.gmu.edu ( )
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Date: 21 Nov 92 22:36:19 GMT
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.

In article <1992Nov12.143325.17656@u.washington.edu> whit@carson.u.washington.edu (John Whitmore) writes:
>In article <BxL834.GDv@constellation.ecn.uoknor.edu> norlin@midway.ecn.uoknor.edu (Norman Lin) writes:
>
>>I missed the first part of this thread, so forgive me if this has already
>>been said: for strictly positive numbers, I think base 1 is suitable:
>>
>>1: 1
>>2: 11
>>3: 111
>>4: 1111
>>5: 11111
>>... ad nauseum.
>
>	Yes, that DOES work.  The difficulty is in representing
>real numbers (as fractions).
>
>1: .1
>2: .11
>3: .111
>4: .1111
>
>but
>1/2: ???
>
>	John Whitmore


according to this, 1/2 would be
[.11111...]  doesn't anyone here remember combinatorics?

I'd like to see someone represent 0.

[0] -ten = [ ] -one  right

I always thought the number bases started with [0] myself.
so base one is any representation of [0] = 0.
And of course, the complement is [0]
so long precision arithmatics goes like:

	00000
       +00000
---------------------
	00000 = [0]-ten

and logical shifts go like:
	 000
	*000
-----------------------
      000    = [0*0=0] -ten
From: guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde)
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:57:49 GMT
Subject: Re: You are as funny as....
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Bellevue Sales
Newsgroups: rec.humor

A pay toilet in a Diarrhea ward!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: wang_dj@panini.cs.jhu.edu (David J. Wang)
Subject: ASCII Pictures
Organization: Johns Hopkins Computer Science Department, Baltimore, MD
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 06:59:04 GMT


What kind of programs exsist out there that facilitate the conversion of
GIF-type pictures to ASCII pictures?  

Please mail to wang_dj@server.cs.jhu.edu.                          

Thank you.

David Wang
wang_dj@server.cs.jhu.edu
From: friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Balls. The Monty Python Connection?
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 17:40:51 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.131536.6642@unix.brighton.ac.uk> ddv@unix.brighton.ac.uk (Domenico De Vitto) writes:
>Well, it goessss...argh hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>slump.

No, more like <titter> thi . . . *giggle*  BWAAAAAAAHHAHAHAH
thump.


-- 
     "Don't damn me when I speak my piece of mind, 
     'cause silence isn't golden if I'm holdin' it inside."
                           --- W. Axl Rose

friar@choate.edu
Xref: sparky rec.humor:34218 soc.culture.indian:37482
From: sdoki@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Suresh Doki)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,wpi.students.desis,soc.culture.indian
Subject: Re: Comparative Religion
Date: 18 Nov 1992 19:15:13 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In the bliss of his IGNORANCE larzo@phoenix.oulu.fi (Lauri Moilanen) farts:

>:        Stoicism      This shit is good for me.
>:        Sureshism     You are all pieces of shit.
>	  Surrealism    Fish!
>:        Taoism        Shit happens.


	  Moilanenism	Smells like shit of finnish fish.


suresh


Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade,alt.best.of.internet
From: tligman@andy.bgsu.edu (thomas ligman)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Bowling Green State Univ.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 03:29:11 GMT


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BIG CASCADE DELETED!!!!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
> Oh Yeah, I've got an AMIGA!  BWAHAHA!!

Big deal, do you want a cookie?  I got Microsoft to answer the phone and
give me a reasonable answer to the question I asked.

                        *************************
                        **tligman@andy.bgsu.edu**
                        *************************
"It's a damned good thing this bread is so stale, or this butter
would have ripped right through!"  -Me at about 2:45am trying to make a
sandwich.
-- 
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                        **tligman@andy.bgsu.edu**
                        *************************
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