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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: EXECUTIVE OPINIONS??
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Nov 92 21:33:10
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: cvadrbzb@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu's message of 13 Nov 92 21:44:40 PSTLines: 40

In article <1992Nov13.214440.1@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu> cvadrbzb@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu writes:
.You know, I'd just like to interject a comment here.

.First of all, it is a royal pain in the ass to read posts that are 98% quotes.

I had my ass amputated years ago, and I'm much happier for having done it.

.Look, people.  If you want to quote someone, FINE.  But ONLY quote relevant
.parts of the post.  Not only is it eating up bandwidth, but it is irritating
.as heck to read.  Especially when you are just joining a newsgroup (as I am
.with this one).  One of the first posts I saw started like this:

.>
.>>
.>>>
.>>>>
.>>>>>
.>>>>>>

.I mean, GET SERIOUS!  Who really cares when it goes that far back?  As far as
.I can tell, there are about 3 people who are posting things here, and it is
.NOT very fun to read.

.SOME of you are posting 5 or 6 times IN A ROW!  Can't you say what you have
.to say in ONE post?  I am sick of reading the same person's post over and
.over again, especially when most of them are >>>> posts.

.Jeesh.  I love Python, but this newsgroup is a HUGE disappoinment so far...

.Mark Pettit


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: attack of jester's aka's
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 05:50:11 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>3. REGARDING THE SALE OF JESTER:
>>>I want him. He already said he was mine. So what's the price? 
>>your body...was the price you offered...
>The "check" is in the mail.
>*wink wink* *nudge nudge* *say no more, say no more*

geee.......i can't wait til the first nite in bed.....

>>>I can pay more than Satan, offer a better place to live than Hell, and
>>>take you to places you've never been before. 
>>>PLEASE CAN I HAVE YOU JESTER? PLEASE!!!!!!
>>sure..if i can have your luscious body.....
>Come and get it, "big" boy.....

i need a car............its a long drive .....i think.......

>>>Gina aka the person blamed for all accusations lobbied against anyone
>>Jester aka the person who put her in power...
>Gina aka isn't it nice of me to let him think do...
Jester aka shouldn't that last word be "so" ????????
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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I hope this irritates somebody
Date: 16 Nov 92 14:36:32 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov16.012639.5723@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
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Nope. I'm not irritated at all. Try again.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: nieboer@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Doctor Gonzo)
Subject: The deadliest joke in the world
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 19:19:02 GMT

	This may be old news, but I need a translation of the deadliest 
joke etc....I have the German version, but, being German-illiterate, I
can't understand a word. So here it is:

	Q: Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer?
	A: Ya! (sp?) Beigerhund das oder Flipperwaldt gersput!!

Thanks

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* Toby Nieboer AKA Hoek email:nieboer@ucsu.colorado.edu University of Colorado *
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: EXECUTIVE OPINIONS??
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Nov 92 21:30:53
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: cvadrbzb@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu's message of 13 Nov 92 21:44:40 PSTLines: 40

In article <1992Nov13.214440.1@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu> cvadrbzb@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu writes:

.You know, I'd just like to interject a comment here.

Feel free.

.First of all, it is a royal pain in the ass to read posts that are 98% quotes.
.Look, people.  If you want to quote someone, FINE.  But ONLY quote relevant
.parts of the post.  Not only is it eating up bandwidth, but it is irritating
.as heck to read.  Especially when you are just joining a newsgroup (as I am
.with this one).  One of the first posts I saw started like this:

.>
.>>
.>>>
.>>>>
.>>>>>
.>>>>>>

.I mean, GET SERIOUS!  Who really cares when it goes that far back?  As far as
.I can tell, there are about 3 people who are posting things here, and it is
.NOT very fun to read.

.SOME of you are posting 5 or 6 times IN A ROW!  Can't you say what you have
.to say in ONE post?  I am sick of reading the same person's post over and
.over again, especially when most of them are >>>> posts.

.Jeesh.  I love Python, but this newsgroup is a HUGE disappoinment so far...

.Mark Pettit


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.! Brought to you courtesy of:...  ! "Changes aren't permanant,...!
.! The California State Education System !  but change is."...... !
.!  and the virtues of democracy (?).  !. -- Neil Peart...... !
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Dan aka My nostrils are *not* cat food.
From: tjk@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu (Thanatos G.O.T.D)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Python Movies
Keywords: Monty Python Movies
Date: 22 Nov 92 00:19:35 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


Well people to start a new and irrelevant thread here, what python
movies do all or you like the best????

Mine in order are:

Meaning of Life
The Holy Grail
The Life of Brian
And Now for Something Completely different...

(unless I'm mistaken thats all the movies these guys have made (as a group)) 

just my two pea...

T. Kessler

tjk@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 11:45:47 GMT

hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:

>>>>Pormises pornises.
>>>sweetcakes, i *always* deliver...
>>That or you recieve deliveries... you wanna pressie?
>honey, you know what i want...you've given me a lot already, but
>i expect the rest for xmas and then some more when i see you again...
What do you want for Christmas little girl?
Oh, so your not little. GIMME

>>>>>mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>>>>>help me out here...
>>>>Right, do you want a hand? Or foot, or any other parts?
>>>>You don't want NMois, he's just got a BIG nose.
>>>oooh, don't malign simon, that's my job....
>>>what parts are you willing to lend?
>>OOOOooh. Malign me, malign me! I'm willing to lend 24 freshly
>>plucked kneecaps, if that's any help.
>and yr nose, right?  you know just where i want it (you did so well
>last night with it..)
Horrible when he flares his nostrils isn't it?

>>>>>leather aka warming up the custard
>>>>Eccles aka Getting his cutaway wetsuit.
>>>now *there's* a man who knows his business..
>>Oh darling, you don't know the half of it... I should introduce the
>>two of you.
>would you simon?  i'm a slut too, as well you know.
So? So was my best friend, according to her mother....

>>>leather aka frantically searching for the stuffed cockroach..
>>mnAios aka YES! YES! I NEED MY TYPEWRITER! I HAVE TO WRITE A
>>REPORT! (William Tell, eat your heart out!)
>erm...are you going to write about the stuffed cockroach?
Eccles aka I think he's going to out horrible bits of h/self into it.
>>PS. You wanna be whipped?
>please, Master.

>leather aka feeling topped
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Python Movies
Date: 23 Nov 1992 13:03:14 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk
Keywords: Monty Python Movies

In article <Nov.21.19.19.35.1992.28250@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu> tjk@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu (Thanatos G.O.T.D) writes:
>
>Well people to start a new and irrelevant thread here, what python
>movies do all or you like the best????
>Meaning of Life
>The Holy Grail
>The Life of Brian
>And Now for Something Completely different...
>
>(unless I'm mistaken thats all the movies these guys have made (as a group)) 
>
>just my two pea...
>
>T. Kessler
>
>tjk@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu

	What about that old favourite 'Monty Python At The
	Hollywood Bowl'? And does 'Parrot Sketch Not Included'
	count as a film? And then there are all those sort-of
	Python films...there now follows a list of them all
	which I have made up. The  list that follows is my
	list, it is my list that follows. The following list
	belongs to me, in terms of ownership the non-preceding
	catalogue is definetely mine-wise, the list that I
	made up now follows, I made up the following list:

		Jabberwocky (Palin, Jones)
		Time Bandits (Cleese, Palin, Gilliam)
		Brazil (Palin, Gilliam)
		The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen (Idle, Gilliam)
		A Fish Called Wanda (Cleese, Palin)
		Yellowbeard (Cleese, Chapman)

		just another two pea from me...
				Jonathan Morris

P.S. Anyone got any information on the scenes from the original
cut of 'Life Of Brian' edited out of the film? 

				"Your lupins or your life"
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: The Ideal Loon Exhibition
Date: 23 Nov 92 15:48:51 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

Well, it may be the end of that, but it's certainly far from the end of --
well, in fact, it's the beginning -- well, not quite the beginning -- wee
well certainly nearer the beginning than the end -- well, yes damn it, it
is, to all intents and purposes, the beginning of this year's Ideal Loon
Exhibition, sponsored by the "Daily Express."

Numbskulls and boobies from all over the country have been arriving to go 
through their strange paces before a large paying crowd, This is the 
15th Annual Ideal Loon Exhibition (in 6 years) and we took a good look
`round after if was opened by its patron (Sir Edward Heath).

And do we have any *NEW* entries this year ...?


						Disrespectfully,
						   Saint.
						(Minister of the 
						  Society of the Friends
						    of the 
						      Free French Osteopaths)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 11:34:57 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>>>: Hey! I'm the resident redhead here. :P
>>>>Well I've always fancied a redhead, so why don't you pop over here and we can
>>>>'get to know each other better'?
>>> cheeky devil *wink* 
>>> sorry Dan, the three former women of alt.fan.m.p. (Lisa, lisa and Tia) have 
>>> been replaced by Gina and the other redhead.
>>But at least one of us--namely Gina--is a classy alt.fan.m.p.'er. so
>>you can call me anytime.
>Well Leather's kinkier.
Would you like me to ...um... straigten her?


>mnSio				 
Lord Tuxenberry
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex again...
Date: 16 Nov 92 12:43:04 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov13.153258.3961@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> If I may have your attention for a few minutes please.
> 
> Thank you.
> 
> 	It has come to my attention that several people are becoming
> rather bored by the continuous talk about--you guess it--SEX. 
> I cannot exactly blame them; after all, we probably all started
> reading this newsgroup because it was funny in its own silly way and
> completely unserious. 
> 
> 	I believe we have carried this a bit too far, or perhaps not
> far enough, it doesn't really matter which. I would like, however, to
> hear your opinions as to whether we should:
> 		1. Keep up the sex talk
> 		2. Tone it down and leave in insinuations and such
> 		3. Rule it out completely
> 	We will, of course, be speaking more about Python and using
> "pythonian" humor more, right? RIGHT??? Yes, we will.
> 
> 	I personally don't care if we do/don't talk about it. 
> 
> post your responses here during next week.
> 
> Thanks.
> 
> Gina



I, for one, no longer give a damn what you do. It seems a shame that something
that started out as silly and fun has gotten so hostile.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: 100 SNUGGLEBUNNIES on the rampage!!!!!!!!
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 21 Nov 92 00:54:01
 ><1992Nov16.125105.832@blurt.oswego.edu><1992Nov18.013658.13552@admiral.uucp><PHYGOD72.92Nov19095853@dumaine.gac.edu>
Distribution: galaxy
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: phygod72@dumaine.gac.edu's message of 19 Nov 92 09:58:53Lines: 46

In article <PHYGOD72.92Nov19095853@dumaine.gac.edu> phygod72@dumaine.gac.edu (Philip Miesle) writes:
.In article <1992Nov18.013658.13552@admiral.uucp> dave@admiral.uucp (Dave Litchman) writes:
.:In article <1992Nov16.125105.832@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
.:>In article <DJOHNSON.92Nov15192051@cayenne.gac.edu>, djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
.:>> In article <1992Nov13.121642.820@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
.:>> .In article <ins450m.721550171@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
.:>> .> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.:>> .> 
.:>> .> 
.:>> .>>Snugglebunnies*100
.:>> .> 
.:>> .> Silly jester person has learnt to use cut&paste. Nice to see he
.:>> .> has a new toy.
.:>> .> 
.:>> .> Eccles  aka Wbbl
.:>> 
.:>> 
.:>> .In my day we didn't have cut & paste to play with!  We had to draw the Mona
.:>> .Lisa 6 billion times and paste them to our walls for wallpaper!
.:>> 
.:>> Mona Lisa???  Humph, in my day we didn't have that.  We drew adds for
.:>> Franklin Mint products till our hands bleed and fell off, then held
.:>> them individually against the walls with our bare stumps!
.:>> 
.:>> Dan aka Of course they weren't *really* wall, they were just stacks of
.:>> bloating, dead ravens that we piled up to keep the wind off us.
.:>
.:>
.:>Ravens! You were lucky!  We had to huddle under a pile of grass clippings for
.:>warmth when it was ten million degrees below zero!!!

.:Oh, we used to DREAM of having grass clippings!

.Really?  When I was a kid, we didn't have dreams!  You were thankful
.that you had a brain, much less grass clippings.

Brains?  We hadn't even evolved up from amoebas!  Our whole day was
just stimulus-response-stimulus-response.  And we didn't have any
fancy pants organs... we were little transparent mindless monocellular
lifeforms, floating in a drop of puss that dripped off one of the dead
ravens' beaks and had mostly hardened onto a pile of old dung.  But it
never did us any harm!

Dan aka Of course we never really had stimulus, we just called it that
to justify our repsonding...of course that sort of complex thought was
far to difficult for *our* tiny nuclei.
From: tjk@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu (Thanatos G.O.T.D)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sit on my face!!!
Date: 21 Nov 92 23:56:19 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

The verse is...

Life can be fine
If we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
and play..
'till we're blown away

(Got this from Monty Python Sings)

Tom Kessler

tjk@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: concessions
Organization: The Hexagon
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 04:37:16 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
: In article <1992Nov11.003747.12870@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
: > T.F. Eccles (ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
: > : goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
: > : 
: > : >In article <1992Nov7.110849.3754@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
: > : >> In article <1992Nov5.231837.14149@midway.uchicago.edu>, airn@ellis.uchicago.edu (Anthony Airne) writes:
: > : >> 
: > : >> Concession speeches: down the hall next to the hot dog stand.
: > : >> None of the Above has delegated to me the power to make such executive
: > : >> decisions as I feel are necessary for the well-being of the newsgroup.
: > : >> And I quote:
: > : >> 	" I hereby delegate to my sensuous VP aka Gina all authority
: > : >> to make such executive decisions as she feels are necessary until I,
: > : >> None of the Above, am able to appear if the newsgroup on a regular
: > : >> basis without interruption for years at a time. No one is allowed to
: > : >> usurp her position except me. And I am president, remember? "
: > : >> 		Got a problem with it?
: > : >> 
: > : >> 		Let ME know!
: > : >> 			----Gina
: > : >PS:
: > : >If you DO have a problem, we need to solve it ASAP. I will do anything
: > : >within my power to resolve any internal conflicts.
: > : 
: > : No, I didn't vote for Gina. Bit like voting for Bush and getting Dan
: > : Quayle as president. I shall be the leader of Our Glorius Revolution
: > : against the Voluptuous but Corrupt Gina.
: > : 
: > : Eccles
: > : 
: > Dream on. As Commander in Chief of her loyal armed forces I am empowered
: > to defend her against any attack from hostile forces.
: 
: Thank you, my loving Commander in Chief. You may have a promotion if
: you keep this up!!

I'll keep it up as long as possible.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jester & Gina sitting in a tree, K_I_S_SI_N_G
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 19:05:09 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.005625.6351@ils.nwu.edu> blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>I would like to protest against the continued use of this newsgroup
>for sexual innuendo and, as the young folks say, "pitching woo".  In
>my day, when we felt in need of this sort of thing, we quietly went
>out to the nearest brothel.  How long must we put up with this waste
>of bandwith?

forever..you see.....i have been here a year...and all this
bandwidth wasting will always be here..so give up asking it to stop...


>General Sir Eustace Cholmondeleigh-Smythe
>and his Tertiary Syphillis
Jester aka o great walking disease
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester did WHAT??
Date: 18 Nov 92 16:04:33 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>Gina aka wot's goin on 'ere? 
>>>>Jester aka I'm coming on you
>>>I think that the least he could do is wear a condom... how cheap can
>>>you get?
>>Real cheap..........she has had 137 of my children already
>Hmm... if you can produce 220 more, you can beat the current stud
>record (human), held by Frederick Augustus (the Strong), Elector of
>Saxony and part-time King of Poland.  I say go for it, and the hell
>with Gina's stretch marks.

what stretch marks?? they just plop out....no effort..about one
every hour forr the last week......

>>>Dan aka No Sexual Innuendo Unless It's An Emergency
>>Jester aka no protection, no infection
>Dan aka _I_ Haven't Had Any For Week
Jester aka diseases you mean?
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