From: prem@cs.montana.edu (M.P.Premkumar)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.tamil
Subject: RETURN OF CRAZY THIEVES - NAADAGAM - SECOND HALF OF THE ENTIRE SCRIPT
Date: 1 Oct 92 14:44:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: coe.1992Oct1.144425.27760
Organization: Dept. of Computer Science, MSU, Bozeman Mt 59717

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       	         RETURN  OF  CRAZY  THIEVES -- NAADAGAM 

		     IYATRIYAVAR  --  CRAZY MOHAN

          SCT ANBARGALUKKAGA THOGUTHALIPPAVAR  --  M.P.PREMKUMAR

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Cheenu: Dai Madhu, idhudhaandaa Paalavaakkam veedu. Enakku therinjavar 
Ramamrutham oorukku pORaaraam. En custody'le veettai vittuttu pORaaar.

Ramamrutham: Vaapa Cheenu. Naan Trichy varaikkum oru vElaiyaa pOren. Veettai
bathiramaa paathukkOppa. Naan padhinEzhaam thethi thaan varuvEn.

Cheenu: Ok sir.

Madhu: En sir ippadiyaa oru adhvaanamaana edathule veettai kaattarathu.

Ramamrutham: Ennappa paNRathu. Nalla developing area'nnu solli oru broker intha
edathai vithuttaan. Vandhu paatha pOdhu thaan therinjuthu devlop'E aagalai.
Adhaan paathiruppiyE suthi muthi oru building'um kedaiyaathu. Building'nu 
paakkapOna adho theriyuthE adhuthaan.

Madhu: Ennadhadhu ?

Ramamrutham: SBI.

Cheenu: State Bank of India vaa ?

Ramamrutham: Ille Set Bank of India. MaarvaadiyOda bank.

Madhu: Ada engappavodaiya bank.

Ramamrutham: Ungappa maarvaadiyaa ?

Madhu: Yov! Engappa adhe bank Moolakkadai branch'le manageraa irukkaryaa.

Ramamrutham: Sari sari. Andha bank'ai mattum koLLai adicheenganna rendarailatcha
roobai thErum.

Madhu: Ada En vOi kathareer ?

Ramamrutham: Sari appa naan varEn.

Cheenu: Sari sir pOittu vaangO. [avar sendRu vidugiRaar] Sarida Madhu. Namma 
Stella Janki'yoda vishayam enna aachu ?

Madhu: Namma Stella Janki'yaa ....... daai.

Cheenu: Saridaa. Unnoda Stella Janaki. Porumaa ? Avangappa kitte pesiniyE enna
sonnaar ?

Madhu: Kalyanathukkellaam ok'nuttaar. Aana kalyanathukku engappaa vandhe aaganum
-nu sollittaar.

Cheenu: Ungappavukku ippO Ennadaa paNNapOre ?

Madhu: Dai CheenukkaNNa. Enakkaaga oru tharam appaavaa nadidaa.

Cheenu: Ok daa. Aaaah!!! Appaavaa. Naan unakku appaannaa yaarudaa nambuvaanga ? 
EdhO aNNanaa nadichudalaam.

Madhu: ONNu paNNu. Nee aNNanaa nadi. Naan unnai en appaa'nu solli adjust 
paNNikkarEn.

Cheenu: AiyaiyO indha velayaattukkellaam naan varalE. AaLa udu.

Madhu: Sari adhai vidu. Kalyanathai enga vechukkalaamnu yOsikkarEn.

Cheenu: Kalyanam ennadaa Tirupathi'yilaiyaa ?

Madhu: VEra venaiye vEnaam. Engappakku therinjavan evanaavadhu ange mottai
adikka vanthiruppaan. Enna paathuttu engappaakku oru thanthi adippaan. Apparum
engappa ange thaali kattara samayathule belt'Oda nippaar.

Cheenu: Appa enna thaan paNNapOre ?

Madhu: Yaarum varaadha, amaithiyaana, oorukku odhukkup puramaana oru nalla 
edama oNNu thEdarEn.

Cheenu: Namma Paalavaakkam maathiri'nnu sollu.

Madhu: Ennadaa sonne ?

Cheenu: Namma Paalavaakkam maathiri'nen.

Madhu: Kaiya kudraa Cheenu. En kalyanam nadakkap pOrathu Paalavaakkathule thaan.

Cheenu: Paalavaakkathulaiyaa ? Inge chathiramE kidayaathE ?

Madhu: Chathiram edhukkudaa fool. Adhaan indha veedu irukke chathiram maathiri.

Cheenu: Enna veLayaadriyaa ? Ramamrutham enna nambi veettai oppadaichuttu 
poyirukkaar. Idhukku naan othukkavE maattEn.

Madhu: Dai avar varrathukku innum oru vaaram aagum. AdhukkuLLe naan 
kalyaanathaiyum mudichuttu honeymoon'ukke poidalaam.

AppOdhu irandu thirudargaal thideerena paainthu....

Marudhu: Dai oru adi nagantheenga, unga odambule paayum en thOtta apparum neenga
usurukku sollanum taattaa!!! HANDS UP !

Madhu: Empaa neengellaam thirudangaLaa ?

Marudhu: Enna sonne ?

Madhu: Ille neengellaam thirudngaLaannu kEttEn.

Marudhu: Enge marubadiyum sollu.

Madhu: [Cheenuvai paarthu] Paavamdaa sevittu thirudan pOlirukku. [sathamaaga]
Endaa dai neengellaam thirudangaLaadaa daaai ?

Marudhu: [sathamaaga] Ha ha haa haa haaa haa haa ha !

Muthu: [kaduppaaga] Dai edhukkuda appadi siriche ?

Marudhu: Pinne enna thalaivare. Ivanga nammaLai thirudangaannu nambanumnum'drath
-ukkaaga naane blade'aale keerikkinu vettu kaayamellaam pOttukkinu keerEn. 
Pathaakkoraikku kaiyile thuppaakki, ivan innaadaanna sarva saathaaranamaa 
"Neengellaam thirudangaLaa'nnu" kEkkaraan. Adhaan avanai bayamurutharathukkaaga
naan cinemale varra villain'ga maathiri bayangarama sirichEn.Nee bayandhuttiya ?

Madhu: NaangaLe bayapadale. Intha sirippu thirudan singaravelu'ndrathu 
needhaana adhu ? Sari appa panathai neenga koLLai adikka vandhirukkeenga!

Marudhu: Naanga panathai mattum koLLai adikka varalai. Thanga vaira nagaingaLaiy
-um koLLai adikka vanthirukkOm.

Madhu: Paithiyam ! Thanga vaira nagaiyellam naanga pOttukka maattOm. PombaLaingathaan pOttuppaanga. 

Marudhu: [Veerappa baaniyil balamaaga] Ha haa haa haa haa !!!!

Madhu: [kObamaaga] Adichu palla gilla'ellaam kayattiduven ippO. Naan thaan 
neenga thirudanga'nnu othundaachille, apparum En thiruppiyum ippadi sirikkirE ?

Marudhu: [thuppaakkiyai kaanbithu] HANDS UP !!!!

Madhu: [Cheenuvai paarthu] Adhu paarEn thuppaakkiyai eppadi pudichindirukkunnu.
Dai ippadi vachikinnu suttE neeyE posungi sethuppuduve.

Muthu: [kobamaaga] Dai sOmaari thuppaakkiyai ozhungaa pudidaa.

Marudhu: [kuzhappathudan] Eppadi thalaivarE sollithara maattEndriyE nee...

Madhu: Empaa ennak kEttaa naan sollithara maattEnaa. Ingap paaru thuppaakkiyai 
ippadi pudikkanum[Marudhuvukku sollik kodukkiraan]. Appa thaan edhiraaLi saavaan
Aiyaiye kuriyE sariyillaiye! Cheenu ange nikkaraan, nee engaiyO kuri 
vechindrukkiyE. [Cheenuvai nOkki kuri paarkiraargaL]

Cheenu: Dai Madhu vEnaandaa dai. 

Madhu: Bayappadaathe daa. Oru vaatti thaanda suduvaan.

Cheenu: Ennada Madhu ippadi veLaiyaadindu.....

Marudhu: Hands up.

Madhu: Dai naan thaan sollik kuduthundrikkEnOlliyO. Thiruppiyum enna "hands up"?

Muthu: Dai kasmaalam Oramaa pOdaa. Cheenu nee kaiyai erakkuppaa.

Cheenu: Apaadaa !

Madhu: Empaa unga thittam ennannu konjam solreengaLaa ? EngaLukku time aarathu.

Muthu: Enga thittam ennaannu solrathukku munnaadi engaLai naangaLE arimugap
paduthikkap pOrOm..... En pEr Muthu.

Madhu: Ada muthaana pEraa irukkE.

Marudhu: En pEr ennaannu kandupideenga paakkalaam. 

Madhu: En ?

Marudhu: EvvalO yOsichaalum ... intha MarudhuvOda pErai .... oru payalaalaiyum 
kandupudikkavE mudiyaadhu.

Madhu: [mellamaaga] Un pEr Marudhuvaa ?

Marudhu: [aachariyathudan] Hai eppadiyaa kandupudichE. YOv buthisaaliyaa nee.

Madhu: Ennak kEttaa Marudhu'ndrathukku bathilaa erudhu'nnu pEr vechirukkalaam. 
Arivule aada maadungaLai vida mOsama irukkaan....

Muthu: Ivan en maaman mavanunga...

Madhu: Adhaan ippadi irukkaan.

Muthu: Ivangappa JEppadi Jebamani'nnu pEru. BalE pick-pocket mannanunga. Aayiram
pick-pocket aditha killaadi Jebamani'nnu avarukku pattamE undunga. AppErpatta
mannanukku magana pOranthuttu ippadi uruppadaama irukkaan.

Madhu: Vetti vuttura vEndiyathu thaane.

Muthu: Ennanga paNrathu, maamanukku saavumbOthu vaakku koduthittEn, Marudhuvukku
thozhil kathukkoduthu sontha kaalle nikka vekkarEnnu ... Ivan ennadaanna oru
pick-pocket kooda adikka theriyaama irukkaan.

Marudhu: Naan ennaiyaa paNrathu. Naan evan kayilE pick-pocket adikka pOnaalum
avan pant'e pOttirukka maattenraan. AppadiyE pant pottirunthaalum pocket 
irukkarathu ille, pocket irunthaa purse irukkarathu ille, purse irunthaa paName 
irukkarathu ille ....

Cheenu: Oruthanukku pant'le pocket irunthu, pocket'le purse irunthu, purse'le
paNamum irunthaa ?

Muthu: Ivan evan kaiyilE pick-pocket adikkaraanO avan muftiyile irukka police
kaaranaa iruppaan. Saavu kiraakki maattikkum.

Madhu: Sari unga thittam ennannu konjam sollungappa. En praanan pOrathu.

Muthu: Enga thittathai solrathukku munnaadi, intha thittathai engaLukku sonna
enga boss'ai naan ungaLukku arimugap paduthap pOrEn.

Madhu: UngaLukku mEla oru boss'aa ?

Muthu: Aamaam. Dai Marudhu, boss enna pannindrukkaar ?

Marudhu: Boss uLLe thoongindrukkaar.

Muthu: Ennathu thoongidirukkaaraa ? En kitte namma koLLai adikkira vishayamaa 
nalla plan'lam solrEnnaarE daa ?

Marudhu: UngittE appadi sonnaaraa ? EngittE innadaanna pOi Amurthaanjan vaanginu
vaa appa thaan idea varum appadinnu sollittu thoonga pOittaar.

Madhu: Amurthaanjanaa ?

Marudhu: Enga bossukku oru ketta pazhakkamga. Avarukku thalaiyile Amurthaanjan 
thadavinaa thaan idea'vE varum.

Muthu: Endaa emmaantharam solliyirukkEn Amurthanjan eppavum stock paNNi vaiyunnu
Boss ippO ezhundhu Amurthaanjan kEttaa naan ennadaa paNNuvEn ?

Marudhu: [Amurthaanjan bottle'ai eduthu kaaNbithu] ThalaivarE inga paar !

Muthu: Edhudaa adhu ?

Marudhu: EnnavO thozhilukku pudhusu, muttaaLnu adikkadi solluviyE, naan 
innikki inna saamarthiyamaa idhai thiridikinu vandhen theriyumaa ?

Muthu: [aachariyamaaga] Ennadhu nee thirudiniyaa ? 

Marudhu: Amaam. Adayar'le irukka oru pharmacy'ku pOnEn. Amurthaanjan irukkaannu
kEttEn. Irukku'naan. ONNu konaanthinga vaii'nen. Vechaan. EvvaLO'nnu kEttEn.
Aaru rooba'naan. Oru pathu roobai nOttai kuduthuttu, pOi bill pOttukkinu vaa'nenAvan bill pOdap pOna nEramaa paathu, antha Amurthaanjanai eduthukinu OdiyaantEn.
[perumidhathudan sirikkiRaan]

Madhu: [Marudhuvai paarthu] Mmm. Suthamaa mandaile oNNumE ille pOlirukku.

Muthu: Sari neenga irunga. Naan pOi enga boss'ai kootindu varEn.

Marudhu: ThalaivarE, boss'ai pOi thadaalnu ezhuppaadhE. Kaadhule moonu tharam
Boolaan Devi'nu sollanum nyaabagam keethaa ?

Muthu: Ok'maa.

Madhu: Boolaan Deviyaa ?

Marudhu: Aamaam. Avanga thaan enga bossukku boss.

Madhu: Intha Boolaan Devi sambal koLLaik kootta thalaivi illaiyO ?

Marudhu: Amaanga. Enga boss'um sambal koLLaik koottathalaivar. Avar pEru
Sambal Gopi.

Appothu Muthu boss Sambal Gopi'ai azhaithu varugiraan. Sambal Gopiyin uyaram
naalu adi!!!!

Sambal Gopi: ArE O saambaaaaaah !

Marudhu: Boss varaar ! Boss varaar ! Boss varaar !

Madhu: Enna boss varaar boss varaar boss varaar. AalaiyE kaaNOm kural mattum
thaan kEkkarathu.

Marudhu: [Sambal Gopiyai suttik kaatti] Idho ivar thaan enga boss.

Sambal Gopi: ArE O saambaaaaah !

Madhu: Amaam. Idli vadai saambaaaar ! Ivanaa unga bossu. Avan vachirukka 
thuppaakkiyE avana vida oyaramaa irukku ..... PaLLikkoodathule maaRu vEsha
pOttiyile pasangaLukku thirudan make-up pottaa mathiri irukkaan, ivanaa koLLaik
koottathalaivan ?

Cheenu: Ivanaa koLLaik kootta thalaivan. KuLLak kootta thalaivannu sollu.

Madhu: Empaa unga thittam ennannu dhayavu seidhu solreengaLa ?

Muthu: Madhu, Cheenu Nalla kElunga. Naanga moonu pEruma sernthu ... adho 
theriyuthE antha bank, adhai koLLai adikka pOrOm. 

Madhu: Ennadaa ivan, veLLai adikka pOrOmnu solra maathiri, bankai koLLai adikka
pOrOmnraan ?

Marudhu: Enga boss nalla planlaam solli kuduthikiraarE. Naanga intha 
veettulernthu oru aaru naaLaikku andha bankai watch paNNuvOm. Yaar yaar varaanga
yaar yaar pOraanga, ethanai sippoi appadinnu. Apparam intha veettulernthu antha
bankoda paadhukaappu ottagathukku ......

Madhu: Dai mundam ! Adhu ottagamum ille thimingalamum ille. Paadhukaappup 
pettagam.

Marudhu: Edho oNNu. Adhukku sorangap paadhai pOdap pOrOm.

Madhu: Surangamaa !!!

Marudhu: Aamaam. Inga paar sorangathOda planlaam vachirukkOm.

Muthu: Aamaam. Varra pathinaaRaanthEthi andha bankai enga thittappadi koLLai
adikka pOrOm. AvvaLo paNamum, nagaingaLum enga kaiyile irukkap pOvuthu.

Madhu: AiyaiyO. PathinaaRaanthEthiyaa ?

Marudhu: Aamaam. Pathinaalu, pathinainji, pathinaaru bank leave. Adhule paarunga
intha Good Friday ille Good Friday, engaLukku vasathiyaa intha thaaram veLLik
Kizhamayile varuthu.

Cheenu: Ennadaa ivan ippadi irukkaan.

Madhu: Naan ennOda kalyanathaiyum inge pathinaaraam thEthi vechindirukkEnEpaa.

Muthu: Ada Enyaa azhuvarE ? Nee paattukku oru Oramaa kalyanathai nadathikkO, 
naanga ippadi Orama koLLai adichukkarOm.

Cheenu: Adhuvum nalla idea thaan. Adhellaam saridaa Madhu, ungappaakku ennap
paNNap pOrE ?

Madhu: [Sambal Gopiyai paarthu] Ennadaa kavalai, irukkavE irukkaandaa Sambal
Gopi. Boss unga thittathukku naanga othuzhaikkirOm, enakkaaga konja naaL en
appaava nadikkireengaLaa ?

Sambal Gopi: Nee kavalaiyE padaathE. Pichi odharidREn.

Cheenu: Problem solved. Sari appa naanga keLambarOm. Vaadaa Madhu.

Madhu: [Marudhuvidam pOi] Dai nee sorangam thOndaREn, sorangam thOndaREn'riyE.
Gaddappaarai, mammutty idhellaam vachi thondinaa satham varumeyaa .......

Marudhu: [sathamaaga] Ha haa haa haa haa haa ha ! Idhellaam yOsikkaamayaa plan
pOduvOm ?....... Satham vandha vanthuttu pOgattumEyaa....... KaadhulE panju
vechukkinu thOndaROm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cheenu: Vaanga ShasthrigaLe enna vekkam. Vaanga vaanga. Namma veedu maathiri 
thaan. Dai Madhu ivar thaanda, naan sollalE, AppaNNa ShasthrigaL.

ShasthrigaL: Namaskaaram. 

Madhu: Namaskaaram. Ivar thaan enga thaatha Kuppusamy Iyengar.

ShasthrigaL: Namaskaaram. Naan vazhakkama saavu, sevendi, kaariyam, karumaadhi 
intha maathiri function'ukku thaan pOrathu. Nadu naduvule oru change'ukku 
kalyanam,nichayathartham pOnra funtions pOrathu. Cheenu enakku romba vEndappatta
paiyan. Kandippa varanum'naan, thatta mudiyale, vandhuttEn.

Thaatha: Mmmm. Nalla mangaLagaramaana ShaastrigaL thaan. Aaamaam neenga enge
kudiyirukkEL.

ShasthrigaL: KrishnaampEttai sudugaattukku edhirtha sandhule.

Madhu: AiyaiO.

Thaatha: Paiyan nichayathaartham ellam vEndaanuttaan. Okayvaa ?

ShasthrigaL: Romba sari. Intha nichayathaartham irukkE, oru anaavasiyamaana
function. Ezhaveduthaa maathiri izhuthundE pOgum.

Madhu: AiyaiO.

ShasthrigaL: Adhu sari kalyanathai enge vachirukkeL ? 

Madhu: Paalavaakathule, en friend'Oda veetule.

ShasthirgaL: Ennadhu Paalavaakathulaiyaa ? Naasamaa pOchu! Govindha GOvindhaaa !
Naan ange bus'ai puduchindu varrathukkuLLe en praaNanE pOidum.

Thaatha: [Madhuvidam] Dai intha ShasthrigaL venaamdaa. Avan vaiyai thoranthaalE 
abasagunamaana vaarthai thaan varrathu. 

Madhu: [Thaathavidam] Nee summa iru thaatha. [ShaasthirigaLai paarthu] Aamaam
ShasthrigaLe umakku kalyana manthiram'laam theriyumOlliyO ?

ShasthrigaL: Enna kEtte kalyana manthirama ? Nee kavalaiyE padaathe. PoNam 
porattu porattippudrEn. Kalyanathukkum karumaadhikkum manthiram ellam oNNu
thaan. Tune'ai konjam Ethi erakki sollanum avvaLavuthaan.

Thaatha: [Madhuvai paarthu] Dai Madhu intha ShasthrigaL defenite'a venaandaa. 
Naan unakku kalyana manthiram solli kalyanam paNNi vekkarEndaa. Ivan thaali 
kattara samayathule atchathai'kku bathile un kaiyile eLLai thanthaalum tharuvaanAnge paarda... avan moonjai paardaa.....savakkaLai sottrathu.....

Madhu: Thaatha nee konja nEram paduthaama irEn. 

ShasthrigaL: Sarippaa vEra edhanum vishayam illEna naan keLambarEn. Ennaa naan
Judge Parameswaran aathukku pOiyaaganum.

Madhu: Edhukku ?

ShasthrigaL: Avar mandaiyai pOttu innikku ettaam naaL. Naan thaan pOi ella
kaariyathaiyum nadathanum. Adhaan.

Madhu: Mmmm. Apparum ShasthrigaLe, kalyanathukku oru naalu naaL munnaadiyE 
vanthudanum ok'vaa ?

ShasthrigaL: Ennadhu naalu naaLaa ? Naalu naaLellaam ennale anga irukka 
mudiyaathu.

Madhu: En ?

ShasthrigaL: Enna enakku orE edathule samaathi kattinaa mathiri irukkanumnaa
pudikkaathu adhaan !

Madhu: AiyaiO. Umakku vayile nalla vaarthaiyE varaathaa ?

ShasthrigaL: Inga paaruppaa Madhu. Naalu naaL ellaam ennai ange irukkacholli
en thaaliyaruthaadEppaa. Ovvoru kaariyathukkum vanthuttu vanthuttu poyidarEn.

Madhu: Kaariyamaa ??? Function'u sollungaLen saami.

ShasthrigaL: EthO oru ezhavu !

Madhu: AiyaiO.

ShasthrigaL: Naan daily vanthuttu vanthuttu pOyidarEnpaa.

Madhu: Neer ange modhalle vaarum, apparum pOrathai pathi paakkalaam.

ShasthrigaL: Sarippa naan appa varEn.

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Madhu: Enna thaatha ellaam readyaa ?

Thaatha: Edhukkudaa ?

Madhu: Paalavaakkathukku pOga vEndaamaa ? Enna veLaiyaadrE nee. InnilErnthu
moonaavthu naaL innEram en kazhuthulE thaali Eriyirukkum.

Thaatha: Daai ........

Madhu: Adhu vandhu... Janaki'Oda kazhuthule naan thaali kattiyiruppEn'nu solla
vanthEn. Sari sari Paalavaakkam pOga ellaam ready paNNu.

Thaatha: Sari appo oru naalu vEshti, naalu jibba angavasthiram ellaam eduthu
vachindurrEn.

Madhu: Adhenna naalu vEshti, naalu jibba ?

Thaatha: Kalyanathukku nalla dressellaam pOttukka vEndaama ? Adhu vEra illaama
Janaki vEra anga iruppaa.....[vazhigiraar].

Madhu: EdEdhu.. pOra pOkkap paatha nee enakku sakkaaLathanaayiduve pOlirukkE...

Thaatha: Chai.. Ennap pEchu pEsaradaa nee. Appadiyellaam sollaathe. 

Mythili varugiraaL.

Madhu: Ennamma ippadi masa masa'nnu ninundirukkE. KeLambalai ?

Mythili: Enge ?

Madhu: Paalavaakkathukku thaan. Innikku pathinaalaam thEthi. Innum rendu naaLLe
kalyanam. EvvaLO velai irukku seyyarathukku keLambu keLambu.

Mythili: Enda ungappavai vittuttu eppadidaa varrathu ? Inge engayaavathu 
Mylapore, Mambalam'na sollikkaame pOittu vandhudalaam. Avar kitte eppadi 
Paalavaakkathukku pOrennu sollrathu.

Madhu: Nee En Paalavaakkam'nu solrE ? Naanu, Madhu, Thaatha ellarum Mayavaram
pOrOmnu sollidu.

Thaatha: Nalla idea.

Mythili: Mayavaramaa ?

Madhu: Aamaam. Ange thaane ungaNNan Military Madhavan irukkaar. ANNanai 
paakkanum pOla irukkunnu sollu.

Mythili: Apparum paathukkalaamnu sonna ?

Madhu: Avarai kadaisiya oru tharam paathudalaame'nu thaan pOrEn'nu sollu.

Mythili: Adutha maasam paathukkalaamnu sonna ?

Madhu: Oru maasamellaam body'ai vechirukka mudiyaathunnu sollu.

Mythili: Body'aa ?

Madhu: Aamaam. Military Madhavan sethup pOittaarnu sollu.

Thaatha: Dai Military Madhavan en puLLaidaa. Petha appanaiyE puLLai sethup
pOittannu solla solRiyEdaa. 

Madhu: Petha appan sonna thaan nambumbadiyaa irukkum.

Mythili: Dai un kalyanathukkaaga aNNanai edhukkuda saavadikkarE ? ANNanukku
romba chinna vayasu theriyumO ?

Madhu: Enna paNRathu, Military uncle'kku chinna vayasu thaan....

Thaatha: Mmm.

Madhu: POra vayasu ille thaan....

Thaatha: Mmm.

Madhu: POra vayasunnu paartha namma kudumbathule irukkarathu namma thaatha 
oruthar thaan

Thaatha: Mmmm...... Aaaiy ennadi ivan ellaaraiyum saagadikkiraan.

Madhu: Amma, Thaatha naan solrathai gavanamma kElunga. Naan Military uncle
sethup pOittaarnu thanthi adikka solliyirukkEn. Thanthi vantha odanE naama 
ellaarum keLambi Mayavarathukku pOrOmnu sollittu, bus'ai pudichundu nEraa
Paalavaakkathukku pOyidalaam.

Mythili: Ennadaa Madhu. POyumpOyum Paalavaakkathule kalyanathai vechindirukke.
Inge engayaavathu pakkathule vechindirukka koodaathaa ? IppO longu longunnu
Paalavaakkam vari pOiyaaganum.

Madhu: Amma... Inge engayaavthu Mylapore, Mandaveli, Mambalam'nu kalyanathai
vachirunthEnnu vechikko, thamizh cinema'le kadaiseele Police varumE athu 
maathiri thaali kattara nErathule appa ange belt'Oda nippaar. Adhukku thaan naan
Paalavaakkathule kalayanathai vechindirukkEn. Appa vElai seyyarathu 
Moolakkadai'yile kalayanam nadakkap pOrathu Paalavaakkathule. Rendum Madras' le 
ovvoru kOdi.

Appothu Ramanujam varugiraar.

Ramanujam: Ennadaa Paalavaakkam ?

Madhu & Thaatha: Aaangh.... Paalavaakkam. 

Madhu: Adhaavadhuppa nee work paNRa bank'ukku Madras'le Moolakkadai, Paalavaakkam
intha edathulellaam branches irukkunnu sollindirunthEn.

Ramanujam: Adhaane paarthEn. NaanE office'lErnthu ippa thaan varEn. AdhukkuLLe
Paalavaakkam news eppadi ungaLukku therinjuthu'nnu paarthEn.

Madhu & Thaatha: Paalavaakkam news'aaa ?

Ramanujam: Aamaam.Ennai Moolakkadai branch'lErnthu Paalavaakkam branch'ku transfer
paNNittaa......

Madhu & Thaatha: Paalavaakkam branchukku transferraaaa ?

Ramanujam: Aamaam. InnikkE nalla naaLa irukkarathaalE formal'aa join paNNittu
vandhuttEn.

Madhu: Empaa oru naalu naaL kazhichu join paNNiyirukkak koodaathaa ?

Ramanujam: En en ?

Thaatha: Ille naangallaam pOitta neenga veettai paathukka vEndaama athaan.

Madhu: Thaatha nee summa iru.

Ramanujam: Naan edhukku veettai paathukkanumnrEn ?

Thaatha: [kObathudan] Ippa thanthi vantha naaangallam Mayavaram purappattu
pOgavEnaamaa. Appa veettai yaaru paathukkarathu ? Neer thaane paathukkanum. Enna
ippadi puriyaame madathanama pesarEL.

Ramanujam: Enna thanthi ? 

Madhu: Aaangh. Thanthi thanthi. [Thaathaavai paarthu] Ellaathaiyum oLari
kottittiyaa ?

Ramanujam: Ennadaa athu thanthi ?

Madhu: Thaatha, nee vidigaathaale kanda kanavule vantha thanthiyai pathi 
solriyaa ?

Thaatha: [muzhithukkondE] Enna kanavu ?

Madhu: [Thaathavai paarthu muraithu] Vandhudhunnu sollEn.

Thaatha: Aa aamaam kanavu vandhuthe.

Madhu: Aamaampaa. Thaathavukku vidigaarthaale kanavule oru thanthi vandhudhu
adhai naan thaan kaiyezhuthu pOttu vaanginEn....

Ramanujam: Avarukku kanavule vantha thanthiyai nee kaiyezhuthu pOttu vaangnE ...[muRaikkiraar. piragu Mythiliyai paarthu] Ennadi oLarraan um puLLai.

Mythili: Adhu vanthuNNaa.....

Madhu: Ammma nee edhuvum sollaathE. Edhu oLarrathaa irunthaalum naanE oLarrEn.
Appa thaan kOrvaiyaa varum..... Appa thaathavukku money order vanthuthaa...

Ramanujam: Modhalle thanthinnE ippO money order'ngare ? Endaa neeyum unga 
thaathaavum veettule thaan thoonginELaa ille post office'le thoonginELaa ? 
Thanthi, money order'nu ovvoNNaa vandhundirukE ezhavu .....

Thaatha: MaappiLai ! Enakku kanavule thanthi vandhathennavO uNmai thaan. Aanaa
naan appo bayangarama thoongindirunthathanaale kanavai sariyaavE gavanikkale.
Madhu thaan en kanavai muzhusaa gavanichaan, avanaiyE kELungO.

Madhu: Appa thaathaavukku thanthi vandhuthaa... Thaatha... ennannu solli thanthi
vandhuthu ?

Thaatha: [muzhithukkondE] Mmmm.. theriyalaiyE.

Madhu: Aangh. YaarO sethup pOittatha thanthi vandhuthu. Yaaru sethu pOittatha
thanthi vandhuthu thaatha ?

Thaatha: TheriyalaiyE...

Madhu: Un puLLai Military Madhavana kooda irukkalam illaiyaa ?

Thaatha: Military Madhavana irukkalaamE. Irunthuttu pOttumE, enakkenna...

Madhu: Appadi thanthi vandhuthunnaa, naanu, amma, thaatha ellaarum azhudhundE
Mayavaram keLambi pOvOm. Appo nee thaane veettai paathukkanum. [mella] appaadaa!

Ramanujam: Idhuvum kanavu thaanedaa fool.

Madhu: Illeppaa vidigaarthaalE vantha kanavu palikkumnu solluvaanga.

Ramanujam: Enakku kooda vidigaarthaale nalla kanavellaam vanthirukku......

Madhu & Thaatha: Mmm. Mmm...

Ramanujam: .... unga thaathaa saavaraa maathiri!.... Antha santhOshathule 
ezhundhu vanthu paarthaa.... natta nadu hall'le ukkaanthundu ivar naalanju
idliyai poLanthu kattindiruppaar. Enakku intha vidigaarthaale varra kanavulellam
nambikkai illedaa pOdaa. 


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Mayavarathilirunthu Military Madhavan varugiraar.

Military Madhavan: Appa !

Thatha: AdedE vaadaa, vaadaa Madhava eppadidaa irukkE ?

M.Madhavan: Naan nallaa irukkEnpaa. Nee eppadi irukkE ? Enna Mythili eppadi 
irukkE ? MappiLLai enna, pazhaiya kOvathellaam maranthuttaaraa ille saavara
varaikkum nyabagam vachundirukkap pOraaraa ?

Mythili: ENNaa vandhathum varaadhathumaa saavu adhu idhunnu pEsarE. ErkenavE
adhai pathiyellaam vilaavariyaa pEsiyaachu.

M.Madhavan: Ennada Madhu oru maadhiriyaa irukkE ? Aangh... Naan vandhathu unga
ellaarukkum aacharyamaa irukkumE ?

Madhu: IppO verum aacharyam thaan inimE thaan avasthayE !

M.Madhavan: Enna oLarraan ivan. Empaa naan varapporatha thanthi koduthEnE 
vandhuthO ?

Madhu: Neenga pOittatha kodutha thanthiyE innum varalE, adhukkuLLe neenga 
varapOratha kodutha thanthikku pOitteL...

M.Madhavan: Dai naanum vandhathulErnthu paathundirukkEn thathu pithunnu 
oLarindirukkiyE.

Thatha: Dai Madhava um poNNungellaam eppadi irukkaa ? Ellaam soukkiyam thaanE ?

M.Madhavan: AthungaLukkenna aiyaarettu nellu mathiri jilu jilu'nnu valanthuttu
appa eppO kalyanamnu ennap paarthE kEkkuthunga !

Thatha: PaNNidavEndiyathuthaanE....

M.Madhavan: Infact naan Madras vandhathukku kaaRaNamE adhaan. Em poNNungaLLe
oNNai namma Madhuvukku katti vechidalaamEnnu thaan...

Mythili: ANNaa ..... adhu vanthu....

M.Madhavan: Inga paar poNNunga photo'lam kooda konduvanthirukkEn. Aanaa photo'le
oro maathiriyaa thaan irukkum.. Ennaa ange MayavarathulE studio'vE sariyaa 
kidaiyaathu. ThOraayamaa eduppanunga, apparum touch-up paNREn pErvazhinnu 
nammalaiyE ukkaara vachi varanji koduthuduvaanunga... 

Mythili: AdhillaiNNaa.....

M.Madhavan: Enna mappiLLai varathatchinai adhigamaa kEppaarO ?

Mythili: Varathatchanaiyai viduNNaa..

M.Madhavan: Varathatchanai vEndaangra patchathula Madhuvukku oNNenna rendu
poNNak kooda katti vaikka thayaaraa irukkEn. Ippa Muruganukku illiyaa VaLLi-
Theivaanai, Krishnarukku illiyaa Baama-Rukmani. Adhu mathiri unakkum irukkattumE
rendu...

Madhu: Moonu ok'nna sollungO paakkalaam.

M.Madhavan: Enna moonungaraan moodhEvi ......

Madhu: Maama, enakku ErkenavE kalyanam ellaam nichayam aayaachu, neenga 
Mayavarathukku pOra vazhiyap paarungO.

M.Madhavan: AiyaiyO.. uravule sambandham paNNalaamnu vandhaa ippadi aayudichE.

AppOthu thanthi varugirathu.

Thabaalkaarar: Saar thanthi !

M.Madhavan: Naan varappOratha pOtta thanthi naan vandhapuram varrathu.

Thanthiyai vaangap pOgiraar.

Thabaalkaarar: Intha saar.

M.Madhavan: [thanthiyai vaangip padikkiraar] "Arriving shortly - Military 
Madhavan". Mmm sari..

Thabaalkaarar: Intha saar rendaavathu thanthi !

M.Madhavan: MoodhEvi, adhu idhOda copy'aa irukkappOrathu, nee vechukka.

Thabaalkaarar: Illalla idhu vEra thanthi.

M.Madhavan: [thanthiyai vaangi padikkiraar] "Military Madhavan expired - 
Mrs. Madhavan, Mayavaram".... Endaa expirednaa intha policy expired'nu varumE 
adhaanE ?

Madhu: AdhEdhaan adhEdhaan. Policy expire aayiduthunna neenga LIC'ku paNam 
kattanum.  Person expirednaa LIC unga wife'ukku paNam kattuvaanga. Policy
expirednaa kaalaavathiyaagi vittathu, person expirednaa kaalamaagivittaar !

M.Madhavan: OhO. YaarO Military Madhavan expiredaam. Adhanaale intha LIC wife'ku
... WHAT Military Madhavan expiredaaa. Dai ennadaa idhu naan sethup pOittatha
en wife'E thanthi adichirukkaa ?

Thabaalkaarar: Ada kaiyezhuthu pOdu saar naalu oodu pOiyaavanum.

M.Madhavan: Endaa naan sethup pOittatha thanthi vandhathE thappu, nee enna 
kaiyezhuthup pOdacholrE ?

Madhu: Adhaane.. Avar thaan sethup pOittaar ille ? Eppadi kaiyezhuthup pOduvaar?

Thabaalkaarar: Appa nee pOdu.

Madhu: Maamaa unnai erikkanumaa pothaikkanumaa ?

Thabaalkaarar: Sariyaana saavu giraakki saar nee !

Madhu kaiyezhuthup pOttu tharugiraan. Thabaalkaarar senRu vidugiraar.

M.Madhavan: Ennadaa idhu enakkoNNumE puriyalaiyE.

Madhu: Adhellaam solrathukku nEram ille, neeum Palavalkathukku keLambu.

M.Madhavan: Naan ethukku Palavaalkam varanum ?

Madhu: En kalyanthukku thaan.

M.Madhavan: Naan varalE. Naan maappiLLaiyaip pathuttu pOyindE irukkEn.

Madhu: Appa nee varamaattiyaa ?

M.Madhavan: Mmmhoom.

Madhu: Ippa paarunga naan maamavai eppadi paNiya vekkarEnnu. [thuppaakkiyai
eduthu kaaNbithu] HANDS UP !

M.Madhavan: AiyaiyO vEnaanda Madhu vEnaandaa. Thupaakkiyai erakkudaaa....

Madhu: Che Military'le irunthirukkiyE bayapadamaattEnnu paartha ippadi 
bayapadriyE ? Nee Military maamaa ille verum ambuli maamaa.

M.Madhavan: Naan Military'le samayalkaaranaa irundhen. Paduthaadhada Madhu. Appa
ivanai thuppaakkiyai keezhE erakkacholluppaa.

Madhu: Avanga yaarum un helpukku vara maattaanga. Nada mmmm nada...

Madhu thupaakkiyai kaNbikka Military Madhavan kaiyai thookik kondE nadakkiraar.

Palavalkathukku varugiraargaL

M.Madhavan: Enda dai Mylapore'lErnthu Paalavaakkam varai ippadi banian kayatraa
madhiri kaiyathookkindE koottinu vandhuttiyEdaa. Dai naan un maama illaiyaa...

Madhu: Maamanaavadhu machaanaavadhu... MaanangettavanE.. Nee En MayavarathulErnt
-hu Madras vandhE. Nee enna ennudan vayalukku vandhaayaa ... varattithattinaayaa

M.Madhavan: Paduthaathadaa Madhu. Kai valikkarathudaa...

Madhu: Mudiyaathu maamaa. 

M.Madhavan: Dai dai dai.... [serious'aaga] Madhu ippo naan kaiyai erakkiyE
aaganum.

Madhu: En ?

M.Madhavan: En vEshti avurra maadhiri irukku naan avasiyama ippo kaiyai erakkiyE
aaganum.

Madhu: Kashtam kashtam. Sari kaiyai erakkittu vEshtiyai sariyaa kattu....
Enga namma aaLungalaiyE kaanOM. Enga pOnaanga........

Appothu Military Madhavan Madhuvidamirunthu thuppaakkiyai thatti vidugiraar.

Madhu: Aaahhh

M.Military: Haa haa haa haa haa. EvvaLavu saamarthiyamaa un thuppaakkiyai thatti
vittEn paathiyaa .....

Madhu: Thuppaakki pOna enna. Nee enga pOiduvE ?

M.Madhavan: IdhOp paathiyaa ....[chinna kaththiyai eduthu kaaNbikkiraar]

Madhu: Aah kaththi ! 

M.Madhavan: Kitte vandhe chathak chathak...

Madhu: Enna maamaa kaththi thammaathoondu irukku ?

M.Madhavan: Naan enna Veerapaandiya Kattabomman'aa periya kaththiyellaam 
vechikka. Ellaam idhuvE pOthum.

AppOthu Muthuvum Marudhuvum vandhu thupaakkiyai eduthu vidugiraargaL.

Madhu: TheeyavanE thirumbippaar !

M.Madhavan: Enna thirumbippaar ? Naan thirumbip paakkara samayamaa nee 
thuppaakkiyai eduthuduvE...

Madhu: Thupaakkiyai edukkiravanga ErkenavE eduthaachu... thirumbippaar.

M.Madhavan: [thirumbip paarthu] Aaah yaarudaa Madhu ivangaa ?

Madhu: Ivanga ennoda friends.

Muthu: Dai kaththiya keezhap pOdraa.

Marudhu: ThalaivarE.. ennavO thozhilukku pudhusu, muttaaLnu solviyE.. ivanai
enkittE vudu naan eppadi merattarEn paaru..

Muthu: Mmm sari.

Marudhu: Kaththiya keezhap pOdraa...

M.Madhavan: Mudiyaadhudaa ennadaa paNNuvE ?

Marudhu: Dai kaththiya keezhap pOdraa ....

M.Madhavan: Mudiyaadhudaa ennadaa paNNuvE ?

Marudhu: Kadsiyaa solREn kathiyai keezhap pOdraa ....

M.Madhavan: Mudiyaadhudaa ennadaa paNNuvE ?

Marudhu: Nee ippa kathiya keezhap pOdriyaaa ille naan thuppaakkiyai keezhap
pOdattumaa.....

M.Madhavan: Enna sariyaana loose'aa irukkE ithu......

Muthu: Dai kasmaalaam Oramaa pOdaa. Merattanumnu aasai mattum irundhaa pOthumaa
aRivum vEnundaa. Naan eppadi merattarEnnu paaru..... [Military Madhavanai nOkki
nadanthu] Dai kaththiyai keezhap pOdraa....

M.Madhavan: VENaam kitta varaathe...

Muthu: Dai kathiya keezha pOdraa...

M.Madhavan: VENaam kitta varaathe...

Muthu: Kitta vanthaa ennadaa paNNuvE ?

M.Madhavan: Innum konjam thaLLi pOvEndaa... Endaa ippadi paduthareeenga....

Muthu: Emmaanthooramdaa pOvE ? Antha sevuru varaikkum pOvE apparum ennadaa 
paNNuvE ?

M.Madhavan: Intha kaththiyaale appadiyE...CHATHAK CHATHAK..

Muthu: Aah.. Ennaa thairiyam irunthaa ennai kaththiyaale kuthuvennu solluvE ?
Kuthudaa paakkalaam.. Mmmm kuthudaa paakkalaam...

M.Madhavan: Ada Endaa nee vEraa. Intha kaththiyaale ennai naane kuthindu sethup
pOiduvEnnEn. Intha brahmahaththi kathi thuppaakki ellaathaiyum neeyE vechukkO.

Muthu: Aaangh. Appadi vaa vazhikku.

M.Madhavan: Ippo enna hands-up paNNanum athaanE ?

Muthu: Venammaa. Hands-up'laam vEnaammaa.

M.Madhavan: Enna hands-up vEnaamaa. Ithaan parambarai thirudan'rathu. Neeyum 
irukkiyEdaa Madhu. Muthu, intha Madhu enna paNNaan theriyumO ? Thakkanoondukku 
oru thuppaakkiya vechundu Mylapore'lErnthu Palavalkam varaikkum ennai ennavO 
umpire mathiri sixer kaattindE azhachindu vanthaampaa.

Marudhu: Madhu, intha aaL yaaru ?

Madhu: Ivar thaan enga maamaa. Military'le irunthaar.

Marudhu: Oh Militaryyaaaa... Buhariyaa Muniyaandiyaa ?

Madhu: Dai mundam nejam Militarydaa.

M.Madhavan: Muthu antha thuppaakkiyaale en sundu viralai suttudu ennai vuttudu.

Madhu: Inge utharavillaamal yaarum varakkoodaathu, appadiye vanthaal 
utharavirundhaalum veLiyE pOgakkoodaathu...

M.Madhavan: En praaNanai vaangaadhadaa Madhu. Inga paaru naan innikki night
train'le ticket ellaam kooda eduthaachu.

Marudhu: Ada caancel paNNidunga vEra trainla pOikkalaaam !

M.Madhavan: Adhuvumillaame naaLaikku Mayavarathule panjayathu board meeting 
irukku. Adhule President'nra muraiyile aiyaa ange avasiyam pEsiyaaganum.

Marudhu: Ada caancel paNNidunga vEra meetingla pEsikkalaaam !

M.Madhavan: Idhallaam kooda paravaalle. NaaLaikku ennoda wedding anniversary.
En wife'Oda irunthE aaganum...

Marudhu: Ada caancel paNNidunga vEra wife kitte vechikkalaaam !


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Madhu matRum Janakiyin kudumbathaar anaivarum Paalavaakkam veettukku vandhu
vidugiraargaL. Thirumanathirku mun dhinam....

Madhu: Vaa vaa vaa Janaki. Enna kalayanathukku vEndiya ellaathaiyum eduthundu
vandhuttiyaa ? Appuram thaali katra nErathule lipstick marandhuttEnnu Mylaporeku
OdappOre...

Janaki: POthum unga kinadal. Sari Madhu kalyana Erpaadellaam nalla nadakkarratha

Madhu: Mmm. Aaamaam ungappaa engE ?

Janaki: Idho vandhundirukkaar.

Madhu: Vaanga maama.

Jesudoss: Aamaam ungappa engeppaa ?

Madhu: OhO ungaLukku oru appa vEnumO. IdhO varen.

Sambal Gopiyai azhaithu varugiraan.

Sambal Gopi: ArEyO saambaaaa !

Jesudoss: Enna adhu saambaaaa ?

Madhu: [Sambal Gopiyidam] Intha gOsham romba avasiyamaa ? [Jesudossidam] Onnum
ille naaLaikku kalayanathukku sambar avasiyam pOttaavanum appadinraar.

Jesudoss: Ithaan un thambiyaa ? Ethanaang class padikkiraan ?

Madhu: Thambiyaa. Ivar thaan engappa. Osaram konjam kammi avvaLavuthaan.

Jesudoss: Aaangh.. Appaavaa ? Sorry sir mannichudunga.

Sambal Gopi: Paravaille paravaille. Idhu oru advantage thaan. Bus, train'lelaam
pOnaa naan arai ticket thaan vaanguven. Oru paya kEkkamaattaan. Aamaam neenga
entha area'vule koLLai adikkireenga.. Aaangh.. entha area'vule kudiyirukkengannu
kEkka vandhEn.

Jesudoss: Enna Mylapore'le iravathanji varushamaa irukkeenganga namma Bakeryai
theriyaathaa ?

Sambal Gopi: [Madhuvidam] Empaa ella vishayathaiyum detail'da solla vEnaamaa ?
[Jesudossidam] Aaangh... Naan sutha saivam adhanaale indha bread, bun, cakes
idhaiyellaam sappidarathille. Adhaan unga bakery pathi theriyale.

Madhu: Sari sari neenga rendu pErum pEsindirungO naan samayal kattule vElai 
eppadi nadakkarathunnu paathuttu vandhudrEn.

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Samayal aRaiyil...

Mythili: Endaa samayallaam nalla nadakkarathaa ?

Madhu: EvvaLO kazhatappattu namma Military uncle'ai koottindu vandhEn, ellaam
ithukaagathaan. Mama oru vazhiyaa kitchenle settle aayittaar.

Military Madhavan varugiraar.

M.Madhavan: PathiyOnnO um puLLaiye, en kaiyilE samayal karandiyai kuduthuttaan.

Madhu: Maama naaLaikku enna sweet ?

M.Madhavan: Thirattip paal !

Madhu: Thirattip paalaa ? Paalukkenga pOrathu ?

M.Madhavan: Muthu ErkenavE athukkaaga pOiyirukkaan. AdhO avanE varaanE. Ennappa
paal ellaam readyaa ?

Muthu: Aaam ellaam ready maa. Vaasalle vanthu erangiyaachu.

Mythili: Kaasukkenna paNrathu ?

Muthu: Thiruvanmiyur paal booth'lErnthu thirudinnu vandhutten. Kaasaellaam 
thEvaiyille.

Madhu: Thirattip paalukku thiruttup paalaa ? OhOvaa !

M.Madhavan: Fruit pachhadikku konjam pazhangallaam thevaippaduthu....

Muthu: Mambalam pazhakkadailErnthu ellaa pazhangaLum vandhu erangiyaachu.

Madhu: Muthu pOi andha pazhakkadaik kaaran kitte thuppaakkiyai kaamichu 
pazhathellaam eduthu vekkaraiyaa ille suttuduvaa'naanaa,andha pazhakkadaikkaaran
thuppaakiyai paatha bayathule sutta pazham vEndumaa sudaatha pazham vEndumaannu 
kEkkaraan.

M.Madhavan: Ellaam thiruttaa ? Thiruttu kalyanam paathirukkEn, ellaathaiyum 
thirudiyE kalyanam paNNarathai ippa thaan paakkarEn ? Endi Mythili innikku night
saappaattukku enna paNNalaam ?

Madhu: BagaaLaabaath !

Sambal Gopi[vandhukondE]: Madhavan Bees Saal Baadh !

M.Madhavan: Endaa bossu, pOnaappOrathu Madhuvukku appaavaa nadikkaraane'nnu
paatha romba pEsindE irukkiyE. Bossu apparam nee close'u.

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Muthu: Endaa Marudhu ellaa vElaiyum ozhungaa nadakkudhaa ?

Marudhu: Thalaivare ellaam ok. Aanaa enakku orE oru sandhEgam.

Muthu: Enna ?

Marudhu: Sorangap paathai vazhiyaa bank'ukku pOrOm. Apparam ?

Muthu: Madaiya apparam lockerlErnthu ellathaiyum koLLaiyadikka vEndiyathuthaan.

Marudhu: Adhu avvalO easy illaiyaampaa. Adhu edhO number system'aampaa. Oru sila
pala number pOttaa thaan thorakkumaam. Andha number andha bank managerukku 
mattumthaan theriyumaam.

Muthu: Sari appa andha bank manager pEraiyum adressaiyum kandupidi...

Marudhu: Avan pEru Ramanujamaam. Mylapore'le irukkaan. Naan ippavE pOi 
eppadiyaavathu avanai ingE koottiyaandhudrEn. NaaLaikku kaalaile avan inge
iruppaan.

Muthu: Ok maa.

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Kalyana thinam. Kaalai maNi ettu.

ShasthrigaL: MaNi etaaradhu innum maappiLLaiyum poNNaiyum kaanOmE. Periya
ezhavaa pOchE.

Mythili: AiyaiyaiyaiO shasthrigaLe konja nEram vaaiya moodindu irungO. Ellaam
nErappadi nadakkum. Dai Cheenu Madhu engadaa ?

Cheenu: Kaalangalai'lErnthu avan thaathavande panja-kacham kattindrukkaan.

Mythili: Ellaam kattinda varaikkum pOthum avanai varachollu.

Cheenu: Neenga vEra, panjam varaikkum thaan vandhirukku innum kachamE varalE.

Mythili: Mmmm. Kalyana Erpaadellaam thadapudalaa nadakkudhu. Aanaa idhaiyellaam
pakkarathukku MadhuvOda appa illaiyEnnuthaan kavalaiyaa irukku.

Sambal Gopi: Naan thaan inge irukkEnadi !

Mythili: Ennadaa sonnE. Naan en purushanaip pathi sonnEndaa unnai ille. Moonjiya
paaru aiyanaar kOil silai maathiri.

M.Madhavan: Endaa Gopi thEvaiyaa ithu. Oru pommanaatti kitte ippadi thittu 
vaangaraiyE ? Sari appadi pOi Oramaa nillu pO.

Sambal Gopi: Naan pOi anga soranga vishayamlaam eppadi nadakkarathunnu paathuttu
varEn.

Sambal Gopi suranga paathai irukkum aRaikku selgiraan. AppOthu Marudhu 
RamanujathOdu angE varugiraan.

Marudhu: ThalaivarE inga paar. Ivan thaan andha bank manager Ramanujam.

Muthu: Dai locker numberai solraa.

Ramanujam: Solla maattEn.

Muthu: Dai mariyaathaiyaa kEkkarEn solraa.

Ramanujam: Naan iravathu varushama ozhaicha bank koLLai pOrathukku naan 
odanthaiyaa irukka maattEn. Sethaalum andha numberai solla maattEn.

Muthu: [Thuppakkiyai kaatti] Idho paar. Naan onnulErnthu pathukkuLLe eNNuvEn
adhukkuLLe numberai sollidu. Illenna indha thuppaakiyaale suttuduvEn.....Mmmm
one, two, three....

Ramanujam: Four, five, six.

Muthu: Endaa daai kindalaa paNrE ? Innap panRenpaar ippO...

Ramanujam: Dai mundam adhaandaa locker number.

Muthu: Dai Marudhu nalla nyaabagam vechukkO. Locker number four, five, six.

Marudhu: Aiayaiye avvaLo periya numberai eppadi naane nyaabagam vechukkarathu.
Namma inna paNlaam andha numberai mooNa prichikkalaam.Nee four nyabagam vachikko
boss five, naan six ... Ezhu.

Ramanujam: Dai adhaan numberai sollittEnE ennai vitturungoLEn..

Marudhu: Aiii ... poi numberai sollittu engaLai police'le maattik koduthiteenaa
Adhellaam vEnaam, neeyum engaLodayE irundhu naanga koLLai adikkarathai jaaliyaa
vEdikkai paaru. Apparum inga oru kalyanam nadakkp pOthE. Adhiyum paaru. Laddu'el
-laam kudupaangaiyaa laddu laddu...

Ramanujam: Ennaiya koLLai'ngare kalyanam'ngare ennaiya idhellaam ?

Appothu Military Madhavan varugiraar.

M.Madhavan: Yov Sambal Gopi sweet pannirukkEn eppadi irukkunnu konjam taste
paNNi sollEn....[Ramanujathai paarthu vittu] Vaanga maappiLLai neengaLum taste
paNNungO... What mappiLLai ! Neer eppadingaanum inga vandheer... AiayaiyO

Ramanujam: Military Madhavan ! Ivar enna paNRaar inge ?

Sambal Gopi: Ivar thaan paiyanOda maamaa.

Ramanujam: PaiyanOda maamaavaa ???

Cheenu varugiraan.

Cheenu: Vaanga sir. Neenga illaame kalyanam nadakkarathEnnu paarthEn.... Aaaahhh
Maadhuuuu ungappaadaa !!!!!!

Ramanujam: Ada, Cheenu !

Sambal Gopi: Aaamaam mappiLLai paiyanOda friend !

Ramanujam: PaiyanOda friendaa ???

Mythili varugiraaL.

Mythili: VaangOnna.Enga varaame irundhuduvELonnu paarthEn.... Aaaah neengaLaa ??

Ramanujam: Mythili ! Iva enna paNRaa inge ?

Sambal Gopi: Amaam Mythili, paiyanOda amma. EnnOda wife !!!

Ramanujam: Adichu palla-gille'laam kayattiduvEn rascal. EvvaLo thairiyam irundha
avaLai un wife'nu solluvE ? Belt'aalaiyE veLaasarEn paaru... rascal...

Madhu, Janaki, Thaatha, Jesudoss ellOrum varugiraargaL.

Thaatha: Dai Madhu nilraa Odaathadaa. Konjam nillu naan katti vittudrEn..

Madhu: Paduthaathe thaatha. KaalailErnthu neeyum kattivudrEn kattivudrEnnu solli
innum nee mudikkalE. Vittaa first night'umbOthu kooda nee vandhu panja kacham
kattivudrEnnu solluvE. Kattinda varaikkum pOthum ippO kalyanathai mudikkalaam.
[Ramanujathai paarthu] Vaapaa enge vandhE..... Aaah APPAAAAAA....

Ramanujam: Elai elaai ennadaa ithu koothu. Maalaiyum kazhuthumaa nikkarE .....

Madhu: Appa naanum Janakiyum love paNNinOm kalyanam paNNikkarathunnu mudivum
paNNindu ippo.....

Ramanujam: Modhalle andha maalaiyai avurraa. EvvalO thairiyam irunthaa nee
thiruttk kalyanam paNNikka nenaippE ? Neengallaam adhukku udanthai ....

Madhu: [Sambal Gopiyai paarthu] Boss appa, naan unakku evvaLO udhavigaL paNNi
irukkEn, enakkaaga oru help paNNEn. Engappavaai eppadiyaavathu intha 
kalyanathukku sammathikka vaiyEn..

Sambal Gopi: Muthu, Marudhu..

Muthu & Marudhu: [thappaakkiyai kaatti] HANDS UP !

Ramanujam kaiyai thookka ....

Madhu: Janaki vaa vaa vaa. Appa kaiyai thookkirukkaar avar kaiyai 
erakkarathukkuLLe namma kalyanathai mudichu aaseervaatham vaangikkalaam. Intha
ShasthirigaL engE kaanum ?

ShasthirigaL: [vandhukondE] Varen varen. Kalyanam thiruttunnu inge enna 
nadakkarathunnE theriyalE. Periya ezhavaap pOchu !

Madhu: Neer vaiyai thorakkaatheer. Janaki vaa.

Thaaliyai katti vidugiraan. Madhuvum Janakiyum Ramanujathin kaalgaLil vizhundhu
aaseervaatham vaangugiraargaL.

AppOthu surangap paathaiyilirunthu yEtho satham varugirathu "Nadaa nadaa..."
Surangathilirunthu moonRu thirudargaL veLiyE varugiraargaL.

Thirudan 1: DAI ! Oru adi nagantheenga ... unga odambule paayum en thOtta 
appuram neenga usurukku sollanum taataa !

Marudhu: IvangaLukkum theriyumaa adhu ?

Madhu: Enna vEnum ungaLukku ?

Thirudan 2: Naanga moonu pErum adhO theryuthe andha bank adhai koLLai adichOm.
Aanaa police'ukku eppadiyO therinju bankai vaLaichuttaanga. Aaana enga 
adhirshtam paarunga.. evanO oru madaiyan bank'lErnthu intha veettukku sorangap
paathai thondiyirukkaan...

Marudhu: Naan thaan, naan thaan...

Thirudan 2: AAii summa iru. Adhu vazhiyaa naanga thappichu vandhuttOm. IppO
ingErnthu thppichu pOgappOrOm. Yaaravathu ithap pathi police'kku sonneenga..
kuruvi sudara maathiri suttuduvEn.. BE CAREFUL..

Madhu: Aamaam neengallaam yaaru ?

Thirudan 3: Naanga thaan original CRAZY THIEVES !

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