HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: an idea whose time came, will be back
From: dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire)
Date: 12 Apr 92 14:44:55 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

     Soft Ultra Large Scale Integrated Circuits.  It was an
intriguing idea, to say the least.  Doped Carbon-Silicon elastic
polymers.  It was a dream I had one night about a super computer
that worked without software, data, address, or control buses, a
power supply, support peripherals, or anything else for that
matter.  It was a luminous translucent gooey plasticy blob about
the size of a baseball, suspended in liquid under an inverted
bell-jar.  It solved complex problems by altering its shape, and
the very act of changing its shape solved the problem at hand,
that is to say that its configuration was, in fact, the solution.
     It was, by its very chemical nature, one giant molecule.  It
converted white light into small d.c. potentials.  The electrical
currents that flowed through the polymers dissipated heat, which
in turn caused expansion in the regions where the current was
flowing, contraction where the current was not.  The tension of
expansion caused the breakage of certain cross-links between the
polymeric chains, remaking of new links across chains that come
into contact.  The varying electrical potentials at the cross-
links caused transistor action through the chains.  The
transistor action dissipated heat, causing expansion, and so on
and so forth until the solution became apparent.  Then it would
go on to reconfigure itself as the solution to the next problem.
     There were problems with interfacing the devices to other
hardware, and the designers had to employ people with telepathic
capabilities as operators.  The operators were hooked up via
electrodes to peripherals such as terminals, disk drives, and
printers.  The operators just sat their at their stations with
bundles of ribbon cables trailing down from their heads, staring
unblinking at these luminous blobs suspended in liquid under the
bell jars.
     From time to time I think of how fascinated I was with my
old lava lamp.  The countless hours I'd spent staring unblinking
at it.  And I wonder if perhaps I am not a little bit telepathic,
and that perhaps my lava lamp was not telling me things.  And I
am saddened to remember how, years ago, I let my old lava lamp go
for a measly two dollars and seventy-five cents at the Tanque 
Verde Swap Meet.  And I haven't seen another lava lamp since.

-- 
.sparky.
From: 00kbhutchiso@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Elvis is dead
Date: 15 Apr 92 06:07:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: bsu-ucs.1992Apr15.010717.6429

In article <1992Apr12.200008.6180@bsu-ucs.uucp>, 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
>>>>>>> Elvis is dead.
>>>>>>Od'd and overfed
>>>>>Pelvis wrist head.
>>>>Elvish knish-head.
>>>Melvins Fist bled       <-Sherlock's also
>>Kelvin's fish fed.
> Seven wished bread					-Sherlock
Heavens blissed red.
-- 
  Keith Hutchison                  "I close my eyes so I can see,   
  00kbhutchiso@leo.bsuvc.bus.edu    I tie my hands to be free,      
  allroy on unix                    Have you ever been free?" - Fugazi    
        
          "They all forgot Jesus was a Revolutionary" - KRS-1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: Greetings fellow future men
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:21:37 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.035652.16918@yang.earlham.edu> davidv@yang.earlham.edu  
(Live from the Twilight Zone) writes:
>In article <1992Apr8.054133.8287@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, cavemanb@stonehenge 
>(Caveman Bob) writes:
>> Me rub two stones together.  Me make time travelling message.  You send back 
>> soon.   
>> We have good here.  Lots of dinosaurs and big monsters.  Ok, I see you later
>
>	Is anyone surprised that this caveman posts from Rose-Hulman?  Hands 
>   up, now.  Didn't think so, somehow.  Rose-Hulman, and indeed all of 
>   Indiana outside of the colleges, is pretty stoneage.


Actually we have a legend of Caveman Bob and how he invented time travelling  
messages.  More than a few of us have talked to him.  He often calls my room on  
this pay phone my roommate ripped off.  They say he was the pioneer of  
engineering at Rose.

--
Yog-Sothoth was my mother
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: words
Keywords: SHIT
Date: 6 Apr 92 07:24:03 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Mar29.055607.21590@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
>my best friend in high school
>told me that when she graduated, she was going to take
>all the money out of her savings and buy a rutabaga
>and drive around the country in it.
>ten years later, i'm still laughing at her.

I've seen her.  It's not a rutabaga.  It's a turnip.

I guess she gets the last laugh.

				--Blair
				  "I'm jealous that I didn't tell the joke."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Subject: Gooley needs a jobee
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 13:10:45 GMT

From murdoch!uvaarpa!darwin.sura.net!jvnc.net!yale.edu!spool.mu.edu!umn.edu!csus.edu!netcomsv!mork!gooley Thu Apr 16 09:05:48 EDT 1992
Article: 96339 of talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: exchange of letters
Summary: today's job market helps unhinge my mind
Keywords: rejection, rage, hypocrisy, smarminess
Date: 15 Apr 92 23:58:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.mgzjwcm.gooley
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)




[rejection letter deleted]


	Markian M. Gooley
	[address]
	[phone #]

	15 April 1992

	Prof. ______________
	Chairman, Personnel Committee
	Department of Computer Science
	[rest of address]

	Dear Prof. _____________:

	I have received your letter of 10 April.  If the members of the
	Personnel Committee were impressed with my credentials, why did
	they not at least invite me for an interview, even if someone of
	my unusual interests and admittedly limited experience is not
	precisely the sort of person they had in mind?  The fact is that
	you are telling a damned lie.  I had much rather you had written
	back that the Committee had a good laugh over my application, and 
	quoted one member to the effect that "there's no f--king way we'd
	hire a turkey like that."  Lies and hypocrisy disgust me and will
	put you at risk for eternal damnation.

	Furthermore, I resent your attempt to raise false hope in me by
	suggesting that additional positions might become available and
	that therefore I still have a slight chance of being hired by your
	adequate but highly-overrated Department.  I am well aware of the
	financial difficulties of the state government in __________, and
	we both know that you are lucky to be hiring anyone at all.  That
	even one more position should open up is exceedingly unlikely, and
	that you would even contemplate hiring me to fill it is ludicrous.
	Rest assured, however, that I will refuse any future offers.  I do
	not wish to be associated with persons of such low moral character
	and vicious behavior.

	Wishing you all a slow and painful death followed by an eternity in
	Hell, I remain,


						Cordially yours,

					    [signature in green ink]

						Markian M. Gooley
						(Ph. D., University of
						Illinois at Urbana, a
						far better school than
						any of you scum got a
						degree from)

--
Mark., somebody hire me eor I will go into a killing rage
gooley@netcom.com


Well, Mark, Im sure that the people over on alt.sex.bondage have a job
for someone with your unusual skills and interests...:-)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: NETCOM
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 03:17:38 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES


MOST LIKELY MESSAGE YOU WILL RECEIVE WHILE LOGGED INTO NETCOM:

	Broadcast Message from netmail@netcom (ttyr3) at 18:03 ...

	We have to reboot netcom.  We will be back up in five minutes.
	Please log off.
[THIS HAPPENS AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY.]

15 MINUTES LATER WHEN I CAN FINALLY GET BACK IN:

	netcom%mail
        Mail version SMI 4.0 Thu Oct 11 12:59:09 PDT 1990  Type ? for help.
        "/usr/spool/mail/carasso": 1 message 1 new
        >N  1 root            Wed Apr 15 20:12   14/286   processed
        >N  2 root            Wed Apr 15 21:12   14/286   posts
	& 1

	
		BACKGROUND PROCESSES ARE NOT ALLOWED!!!
	& 2

		YOU WILL LOSE YOUR ACCOUNT IF YOU POST MORE ARTICLES
		ABOUT ARABS, CHINESE, AND BOY SCOUTS.

		SYSADM,
		EX-BOY SCOUT

	netcom% alias fuck_you exit
        netcom% fuck_you


-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame,soc.culture.china
From: csteele@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Christopher E Steele)
Subject: Re: hey, i gotta idea.  this is killer.
Summary: Lesson in news
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 15:30:47 GMT

In article <1234567890@hostname> rauser@fraser.sfu.ca writes:
>
>In article <1992Apr14.215257.976@desire.wright.edu> dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire) writes:
>>i know this might sound inane, but how bout this anyway?
>>what if everybody inane enough to do so were to go out 
>>and search around in other news groups for totally lame
>>posts, and re-post them here in talk.bizarre?
>>i mean, that would just, you know, make it, like, cool.
>>totally.  radical.
>>
>>-- 
>>.sparky.
>>		(off to look for lame posts)
>
>Better yet...
>
>
>whoami@hostname
>
>"PLEASE TAKE SOC.CULTURE.CHINA OFF THESE CROSS-POSTS AND MAINTAIN SOME
> KINDNESS WITH RESPECT TO OTHER PEOPLES POINTS OF VIEW."

And we thank you for reposting the message to a large group of other groups.
It just made my day to get to read something that coulda been dealt with via
email, so I took it upon myself to send a newsgroup reply to you rather than
email just so you get the point.
HIT THE 'R' KEY, not the 'F' KEY
Thank you,
Chris
Flame me if ya like, but you better do it thro email as I do not read any of
the three groups this is being posted to. ;-P
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: Quantum Mechanics (was Re: Theistic Evolution)
Date: Mon, 06 Apr 92 18:49:54 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN SOC.RELIGION.CHRISTIAN c169-ax@libra.berkeley.edu (John Sichi) writes:
)
) you have problems with the chestnut, "Can God make a rock so heavy
)even He can't lift it?"

AHHHHH.  THEY'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT THAT STUPID ANALOGY!!!!  AND THEY
STILL HAVEN'T GOT IT RIGHT.  IT'S "CAN GOD MAKE A PENIS SO LONG ENVEN
HE CAN'T ERECT IT?"

CARASSO
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: object
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 03:42:10 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

ferrand@niblick.ecn.purdue.edu (Brian K Ferrand) writes:
)
)my research involves inflicting a variation of chinese 
)water torture upon a particular piece of glassware.
)
)i'm not allowed to say what kind. 
)
)- brian -
)
)PU thinks the glassware will talk any day now,
)but is not otherwise responsible for this post.


HA! HA! YOU FUNNY.  YOU BIZARRE.  THIS IS SO FUNNY AND BIZARRE.
HA! HA! I LIKE.  I LIKE.  I HAVE NO TASTE.  HA! HA! I LIKE.
HA! HA! I AM LOSER LIKE YOU.  HA! HA!  YOU UN SO FUNNY.
PLEASE POST LOSTS MORE OF YOUR GREEAT ARTICLES.  
YOU SO FUNNY.  HA! HA.   sigh...

--
From: ap72@linus.umd.edu (CMSC 330)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: test
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:17:26 GMT
Distribution: um
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park

In article <12580@umd5.umd.edu> ap72@linus.umd.edu (CMSC 330) writes:
>Just testin' y'all

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  Hal                     "It's not the amount of power,            
ap72@linus.umd.edu           it's the size of your tower"-CLUB 95  WPGC 95.5
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From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD)
Subject: Short, shameful excuse
Originator: ajd@helen
Organization: asjdi9 u2384ij nyhrej, m
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 06:12:46 GMT

I don't have anything to say tonight.

I just like typing "Pnews".

AjD
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: building a better mouse trap
Date: 1 Apr 92 17:45:23 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Mar31.142537.706@desire.wright.edu> dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire) writes:
>these sukkers got photo sensitive detectors that
>can tell when you're done shaking your wanker and step away
>from the john.

If you shake it more than three times, do they
point and laugh at you?

				--Blair
				  "What's so fucking funny!?"
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Another flame from Dominus (Was: Re: Body Parts)
Date: 9 Apr 92 08:32:14 GMT
  <56893@cup.portal.com> <1992Apr8.173630.13396@wetware.com>
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

excuse ME, but your gene got stuck in my parietal cortex.
please remove it immediately.
or i will be forced to be curious enough to discern the whereabouts
and habits of the sisiters of your new family, and possibly mate with them.

as you may have heard, my fertility is ewgendary. you wouldn't want
that, would you?
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Q-tips.  The Truth.
Date: 14 Apr 92 02:03:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Apr14.020339.29129
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii

>In article <1992Apr12.223138.28498@news.nd.edu> Brennan.J.Murphy.53@nd.edu writes:
>>Be honest, what do you really use them for anyway?  ...

In article <1992Apr13.202408.16596@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>Cellular urethane cleaning swabs ...
          ^^^^^^^

I first read this as "urethral"...

--
 Rigler             Utshwala Bumandi
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Welcome Melvin Gladstone, net. celeb.
Followup-To: misc.buncake, alt.brimley.fiber-stool, rec.arts.midget 
Summary: welcome to talk.bizarre.friendly 
Keywords: t.b? heck I found friends in a.f
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 15:14:44 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.173636.6080@uni.edu> mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>In article <1992Apr8.194437.13254@watserv1.waterloo.edu>, lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058) writes:
>>Lardies and genitalmen the translucent Mr. Melvin Gladstone
>>has arrived to illuminate your ruminations and danged if he
>>don't just need a friend to talk to. Perhaps Mr. Carrrassso
>>will oblige with some helpful hints for the newly arrived net.
>>luminary.
>
>Thank you, thank you, really, you're too kind.  Unfortunately
>for Mr. Carasso, I'm not a plump highschool girl, or whatever
>it is he seeks, but I'm certainly thrilled to have you for my
>new friend, Larry.
>
>Melvin M. Gladstone

Hey Mel its never too late to put on a few pounds and lop that
unsightly dick off, a little pelvic excavation and then just
wait for the black windowless van to pull into your driveway
and then zoom off you go with a friend for life or at least
briefly. Then its off to Disneyland(tm) for a no holds barred
romance to the death complete with an oiled Mickey statuette,
and three of the groundskeepers, a couple quarts of mescal and
lots of salt. But your dream date doesn't end there because
next you go back to RDC's pleasure bunker for a few highly
intoxicating hours of activity for which the TRS-80 was not
designed. As the morning sun peers over the horizon you'll
be dropped off at the curb freshly scarrified and no-doubt
multiply pierced. Have fun you lucky guy.

ps. By the way it's Leonid, not Larry
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11228 soc.singles:11320 alt.sex:14644 alt.peeves:8061
From: dsc@gemini.tmc.edu (Doug S. Caprette Bldg. 28 W191 x3892)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.sex,alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More helpful Hints
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:06:30 GMT
Article-I.D.: nsisrv.1992Apr15.160630.10414
Organization: NASA GSFC CDP VLBI

In article <1992Apr14.174739.9352@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@isis.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:
>                  <from the Unnatural Enquirer>
> 
> 
>Dear Doctor Rude, 
> 
>      Where does foreplay end?  I can't tell if it has ever stopped! 
> 
Right.

I prefer to think of it as "in between play."
--
 |  Regards,         |   Hughes STX                |    Code 926.9 GSFC        |
 |  Doug Caprette    |   Lanham, Maryland          |    Greenbelt, MD  20771   |
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"There's a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth."
                                  -- Leonard Q. Barnes
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: so much for good intentions
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 06:52:16 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex
Distribution: na



1:  hello.
    i have a little problem.  you see, one (i'll call it a) part of me
    would like to jump on you, while another part would like you to go
    away somewhere and die or something.  so i would like to consolidate
    these two impulses and jump up and down on you, and hopefully get 
    all this out of my system.  ok?

2:  oh, ok.

1:  well, lie down on the floor there.  yes.  now, i'll remove my shoes. ok!

2:  oof!  buf!  erg!  aaf!  hurf!  guh!

1:  wait a minute.  turn over on your stomach.  ok!

2:  ooohf! buf! erggg! aaahf! hu!  guhh!

1:  hang on.  you're enjoying this too much.  let me put my shoes back on.  ok!

2:  ah!  how!  yaw!  houch!  yii!  niie!  hurf!

1:  [panting]  much much better.  you can get up now.

2:  [murmurs]


chaos

simple, really
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Subject: Re: paranoia (Re: life in eitherwayland)
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 06:02:59 GMT

>In article <1992Apr9.074930.850@desire.wright.edu> dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire) writes:
>>i'm being flamed by militant fairies.

In article <1992Apr10.114550.9023@sci.kun.nl> eerke@cs.kun.nl (Eerke Boiten) writes:
>
>Come on guys, let's get him
>--
>Michaelangelo Fairy

Okay...I'll try to circle around behind him...

--
 Rigler the Rump Ranger 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: babs@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (Babs Woods)
Subject: Re: Destination Anywhere
Organization: Our Lady of Perpetual Mirth (Pacifica)
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 14:43:09 GMT

In <1992Mar25.203548.23893@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

>In article <1992Mar25.000753.17336@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>>In article <10705@borg.cs.unc.edu> kimy@currituck.cs.unc.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>>>Maryland it is.
>>
>>Been there.
>>Made potstickers and Lasgana.
>>
>>What more is there?

>Steak au poivre.  Mmmm.
>--scott

what about refresh-your-face-off bean sprouts?

				-babs
-- 

"Excuse me, while I dance a little jig of despair."
	- hadley@ics.uci.edu (Tedd Hadley)
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns)
Subject: Re: [morrisas] Product Endorsement for Moon-Balls (tm).
Organization: the rain dogs
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 1992 04:54:01 GMT

In article <NJ.92Apr4091436@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> morrisas@Autodesk.COM (Morrisa Stanfield Sherman) writes:
>as prs.  It's just that I find it particularly difficult to be
>aroused by the hardware removed from my mother's broken ankle, okay?

oh.  you're not into bondage, then.

nj, you're not doing your JOB correctly.

m
-- 
minerva burst from joves head with a helluva yell but that does not prove 
that we should stand in awe of every case of mastoiditis            archy
From: 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: It was ELVIS!!! (WAS: Time)
Date: 6 Apr 92 21:58:05 GMT

>>> Elvis is dead.
>>Pelvis wrist head.
> Elvish knish-head.
Melvins Fist bled
						-Sherlock
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Subject: Re: RICHH:  ANOTHER NEW GAME--GUESS THE NATIONALITY
Reply-To: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 03:05:41 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.180415.17406@zip.eecs.umich.edu> fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu  
(Matthew Fields) writes:
>In article <1992Apr6.174329.28394@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)  
writes:
>>Guess the nationality of the emailer.
>>
>>Got this in the mail today:
>>---------------------------
>>
>>Hi !
>> 
>>I'm interresting by songs text of Nirvana, can you mail it me, please ?
>>(only if you have some time, i understand it's not interresting to write)
>>(i ask this to you, because i'm <guess> and the singer is very hard to
>>understand)
>>Thank you .
>>---------------------------
>>RICHH
>>-no, but I kiss that way.
>
>Sounds German, but really I'd say they're from the nation of Northern
>California.

No way, it's definitely Oriental.  I'd say Chinese.

--
Nope, nothing wrong here
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 20:03:26 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.185504.19916@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@newton.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
>
>Ah, Scott raises an interesting point, which I must clarify a bit.  
>Since you have moved, Scott, we now have:
>
>       Koolau Lager     -- expensive and excellent (4)
>       Diamond Head Dry -- cheap and good (3)
>       Pali             -- cheap and bad (1)

I presume that these are microbrews.  No microbrew will ever have that same
feeling that you get from drinking a six-pack of Primo on the Bus and watching
the expressions of the very misplaced Japanese tourists.  While many beers
can surpass Primo in quality, no beer can surpass it in quantity.  Lederer's
used to serve a pitcher of it for a buck.

>Oh yeah, the wine Scott mentioned, from Tedeschi Vineyards, upcountry Maui:
>
>       Maui Blanc  -- made from pineapples!  Sweet, cheap and gross!
>       Maui Blush  -- made from ?  (never tried it) 

Maui Blanc is definitely bizarre.  It is, as M. Rigler mentioned, a pineapple
wine.  It tastes vaguely of acetone.  Amazing stuff.  When I last visited
the vineyards, they were in the process of gearing up for the production
of real grape wine (presumably the Blush) but were making Maui Blanc in
the meantime to keep some profit going.  I once used it to clean aluminum
parts after milling them and it seemed to work well.
--scott
From: 2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CHUN LI'S HUMID CLITORIS
Date: 15 Apr 92 23:47:52 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

In article <1992Apr14.212852.27363@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, bjcg2405@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (gn0tt) writes:
> 2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
> 
> [pathetic indignant rant deleted]
> 
>>P.S. They are having a brain sale at K-Mart!
> 
> And flame bait remains as cheap and plentiful as ever.
> 
>   gn0tt

Oh bait me baby bait me............
Oh bite my baby bite me............
Oh lite my lady ignite me............
Miller lite m'lady maybe?............
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