From: jpietro@pega7.austin.ibm.com (Jeffrey A. Pietro)
Subject: Ho ho ho...
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 14:54:26 GMT
Reply-To: jpietro@perelandra.austin.ibm.com
Organization: IBM - Austin, TX
Keywords: joke, funny, ha ha, lighten up
Followup-To: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but in the spirit of Christmas,
conservatism, and comic-relief, I submit this for your enjoyment...

[my apologies for any typos, inconsistencies, or incongruity...
 ...political slant is all mine, though]

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On the first day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...a tax hike with a spending program.

On the second day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...two-faced promises...
   ...and a tax hike with a spending program.

On the third day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...three million homeless..
   ...two-faced promises...
   ...and a tax hike with a spending program.

On the fourth day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...four years of misery...
   ...three million homeless..
   ...two-faced promises...
   ...and a tax hike with a spending program.
   
On the fifth day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...five economic summits...
   ...four years of misery...
   ...three million homeless..
   ...two-faced promises...
   ...and a tax hike with a spending program.
   
On the sixth day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...six quota bills...
   ...five economic summits...
   ...four years of misery...
   ...three million homeless..
   ...two-faced promises...
   ...and a tax hike with a spending program.
   
On the seventh day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...seven thousand Liberal appointments...
   ...six quota bills...
   ...five economic summits...
   ...four years of misery...
   ...three million homeless..
   ...two-faced promises...
   ...and a tax hike with a spending program.
   
On the eighth day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...eight new regulations...
   ...seven thousand Liberal appointments...
   ...six quota bills...
   ...five economic summits...
   ...four years of misery...
   ...three million homeless..
   ...two-faced promises...
   ...and a tax hike with a spending program.
   
On the ninth day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...nine Supreme Court Justices...
   ...eight new regulations...
   ...seven thousand Liberal appointments...
   ...six quota bills...
   ...five economic summits...
   ...four years of misery...
   ...three million homeless..
   ...two-faced promises...
   ...and a tax hike with a spending program.
   
On the tenth day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...ten condoms per student...
   ...nine Supreme Court Justices...
   ...eight new regulations...
   ...seven thousand Liberal appointments...
   ...six quota bills...
   ...five economic summits...
   ...four years of misery...
   ...three million homeless..
   ...two-faced promises...
   ...and a tax hike with a spending program.
   
On the eleventh day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...eleven new Politcally Correct minorities...
   ...ten condoms per student...
   ...nine Supreme Court Justices...
   ...eight new regulations...
   ...seven thousand Liberal appointments...
   ...six quota bills...
   ...five economic summits...
   ...four years of misery...
   ...three million homeless..
   ...two-faced promises...
   ...and a tax hike with a spending program.
   
On the twelfth day of Liberalism, my President gave to me...
   ...twelve per cent inflation...
   ...eleven new Politcally Correct minorities...
   ...ten condoms per student...
   ...nine Supreme Court Justices...
   ...eight new regulations...
   ...seven thousand Liberal appointments...
   ...six quota bills...
   ...five economic summits...
   ...four years of misery...
   ...three million homeless..
   ...two-faced promises...
   ...and a tax hike with a spending program.
   
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