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From: cblanc@pomona.claremont.edu
Subject: Re: Idiot Religions Bigots
Organization: Pomona College
Date: 9 Apr 92 01:20:58 PDT

In article <11405@operator>, oliver@Software.Mitel.COM (Freaky Styley) writes:
>>> [Much religious diatribe deleted]
>>
>>	Jesus - I fucked him.
> 
> U2? We had Satan in a threesome though.

	Not as much fun as that colostomy-hole orgy on Mt. Sinai...

> 
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> oliver@Software.Mitel.COM - "And have you noticed the french fries at the A&W
>                               taste a little strange?..." - Jello Biafra (DK) 
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Daniel.S.Richman@dartmouth.edu (Daniel S. Richman)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Poison Rule Again
Date: 6 Apr 92 22:03:24 GMT
 <92096.170735TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu>  
 <1992Apr6.152156.23750@acsu.buffalo.edu>
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

What I find really sad is that you all have nothing better to do than
to waste your time posting irrelevant and stupid things to the effect
of ripping a band (which for all intents and purposes doesn't exist
anymore) to shreads.

About Maple's statement of his "long hair" and concerts: I know very
few full-fledged metalheads who sit in front of their computers all day
and post things on a network at George Washington University.  I see
him as a horn-rimmed fucking geek.  We can only hope that one of the 3
daily murders in Washington DC will include Maple in the near future.

And by the way, Maple--you mentioned Mr. Big and Firehouse in your
newest list of poser bands (which we all cherish, of course). 
Firehouse may be cheesy, but Mr. Big has Paul Gilbert and Billy
Sheehan, who are two of the most talented hard rock musicians out there
(though the singer for the band sucks).

The more I read from Maple the more I think he likes "metal" just for
the sake of liking metal.  Maybe a closet Richard Marx fan???

Keep your shit to yourself, or at least until it's half-way relevant,
ok???


 
                                                              Dan
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From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal,alt.config
Subject: Re: At War with Nimpfer (all read this)
Keywords: rambling
Date: 9 Apr 92 13:11:59 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Apr8.110641.22438@kth.se> d90-two@sort.nada.kth.se (Thomas Wolmer) writes:
>In article <AdsbTw600WBL4_dtcO@andrew.cmu.edu> ly07+@andrew.cmu.edu (Laurie S. Yanyo) writes:
>>My vote is for Suaron!!
>>
>>I think the victor should win their own bboard. It already seams this
>>one has been taken over by the controversy.
>>Just an observation...
>
>You said it!
>
>alt.fan.suaron!!!!
>
>

Almost but not quite......alt.wanker.suaron.sad.case

                 Andy



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|                              |   That has lost his way.       by     |
|  Or you children of today    |   He's a rebel,               Thin    |
| Are children of the Grave.   |   and he's fallen down        Lizzy   |
From: pa_sjs@splinter.coe.northeastern.edu (Steve J. Singer)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Shotgunn Wedding
Date: 15 Apr 92 18:00:07 GMT
Reply-To: pa_sjs@meceng.coe.northeastern.edu
Distribution: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Organization: Northeastern University

Hey, do any of you guys who are in college in Florida here of the band
Shottgunn Wedding?  They are all gratuates of Florida and are playing all
the clubs in Fort Lauderdale and Miami.  I lived down there all my life 
until I went to college in Boston.  Before I left, this band was getting
extremeley popular.  Please respond...
Steve
From: ggregori@engws10.ic.sunysb.edu (Greg "Killing Fingers" Gregoriou)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Suaron for alt.r-n-r.metal PRESIDENT!
Date: 6 Apr 92 23:52:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: sbcs.1992Apr6.235226.28172
Organization: Slaughterhouse at Stony Brook

In article <92097.173716TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu> <TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Its offical!  Its either me or Nimpfuck!  As President I vote to
>do the following:
>
>1) Continue my war on the posers
>2) Flame anybody that pisses me off
>3) Keep this newsgroup free of christians

  NO WAY MY FRIEND, NOT EVEN IN A MILLION YEARS FROM NOW!!

>4) Close my mind even further!
>5) Help keep Satan's influence in this newsgroup!

  To keep somrthin', you must first have it. And since you don't have Satan's
 influence, you can't keep it. You can keep your brain cloud, though..

>
>
>Remember, If I lose not only do you have to put up with 7 mindless
>christian articles a week, but Maple shall be replacement!  Alone
>Maple is nothing, he needs his master to realize his full potential
>no matter how low it might be!
>
>Yes as president I couldn't give a fuck about poor people...Its
>not an issue after all.  I couldn't give a fuck about the economy
>cause it has no effect on metal.
>
>Just remember this is a war of unholy and holy might!  I being the
>demonically possesed candidate and Nimpfuck who will constantly
>try to convince you of how evil metal is.  We already know that
>right?

 No we don't. It's idiots like you who are trying to make it look that way.

>
>Oh! and if Nimpfuck should lose I suggest that he takes down the
>email address of everyone that voted for him.  (Cause obviously
>they stand the most chance of living up to his dreams) Then with
>the address he send you Peace letters.  If he was truely a servant
>of the lord he would do this to help his fellow man.  I however
>will not bug you with satanic messages via email whether or not
>I win!
>
>Vote:
>[ ] Suaron
>[ ] Nimpfuck
>Put and x in the box of the one you want to stay.

  I, and many others, couldn't care less!!!
>
>--the mocking religon of hatred that burns in the night
>Suaron

 --I can't see that hatred burning. Is it because I use to sleep at night?

 Have fun Suaron, say whatever you like, but leave us Christians alone, OK?

Greg.
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From: shinosjr@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (John R Shinoskie)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: At War with Nimpfer (all read this)
Date: 7 Apr 92 00:49:23 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr7.004923.16629
Reply-To: shinosjr@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (John R Shinoskie)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

Can we just vote to have them both leave?  Probably not.  So I'll vote for  
someone who's at least pretty consistently entertaining.

[X] Suaron

	Schnozz
From: rjc2870@rigel.tamu.edu (CLAYCOMB, RICHARD JAMES)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Lyrics needed - OZZY
Date: 13 Apr 92 04:21:00 GMT

I know it's sort of old, but hey, it's Ozzy at his best.
If anyone could lend me a hand it'd help a lot.  Thanks!  -Richard JC, etc.
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
From: cblanc@pomona.claremont.edu
Subject: Re: Axl Roses' Immense Vocabulary and Bushel of Lies
Organization: Pomona College
Date: 5 Apr 92 11:48:51 PST

In article <Mdr=vTu00awL08GV4=@andrew.cmu.edu>, ej0i+@andrew.cmu.edu (Eric Scott Jefferson) writes:
>>If they weren't racist scum I'd just write them off as another glam
>>band, but these guys are serious screwups.  They don't play metal, they don't
>>think metal, and they don't fit in with the genre in any way - what the hell
>>possesses you to think they _are_ metal?
> 
> 	Personally, I think that GnR is hard rock and even though I hate to say
> this, I agree with Sauron that they should not be on this bboard (and
> I'm saying this even though they are my favorite band of all time bar
> none). I don't think they are posers though, people call them that since
> they don't like songs about sex, never having gotten any themselves.
> Also people don't like popular bands since they want to look down on
> everybody that isn't cool enough to like one of their piffling little
> bands. 

	I don't know - whatever they call poser might apply.  Calling
themselves metal would make them posers; I just refer to them as glam rock,
image being a dominant factor.

> 
> 	As for their "racism". Did you ever realize that their lead guitarist
> Slash is half-black? Axl must not have realized this since he continues
> to associate with him and be friends with him. Did you know that Chuck D
> (of Public Enemy) and Ice-T were two of their main defenders after One
> in a Million or that rap band N.W.A. wanted to tour with GNR since GNR
> is their favorite band or that Ice-T is Axl's next door neighbor and

	That's neat.  I think that since they are all basically agitators,
they'll understand each other.  Axl may have found some way in their eyes to
disassociate himself from the statement of the song or its message, but he's
still making money off of it.

> they continue to be on good terms. You're probably white and know

	This is irrelevant.  A typical PC-freak argument anyway:  White people
have no problems, know nothing about problems, and are guilty.

> nothing about racism anyway so why are you being so defensive? Did you

	This is PC sentiment; white people can know about racism as well.

> ever realize that GnR wrote One in a Million precisely to irritate PC
> people who jump on everything as being racist/sexist etc. etc.?

	Gee, is this the current party line?  I thought he wrote it because he
was pissed off after running into a a convenience store clerk or something. 
Seems racist to me, and none of Axl's current excuses do it for me.
From: swann@acsu.buffalo.edu (Stephen Swann)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Thought for the day...
Date: 11 Apr 92 17:38:28 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: UB

In article <1992Apr11.033832.17203@uwm.edu> roscoe@csd4.csd.uwm.edu writes:
>From article <1992Apr10.133921.18826@acsu.buffalo.edu>, by swann@acsu.buffalo.edu (Stephen Swann):
>> 
>> Posers.  You can't change 'em, but at least you can make 'em suffer.
>> 
>
>Idiots.   You can't change their minds, but at least you can make 'em piss
>and moan and bitch about something all day long.

Fools.  They need to smacked in the face with a smiley to get a joke.  ;-)

-- 
Steve Swann                 |    Speak to me in many voices; make
swann@acsu.buffalo.edu      |      them all sound like one...  -BOC
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From: apolansk@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Alan M. Polansky)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy
Subject: Re: Meliah Rage, Dread Cross, Demon Warfare involved in nun flogging.
Keywords: Pope, nuns, Cardinal Law, jello wrestling scandal
Date: 13 Apr 92 19:51:26 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Apr12.023545.7389@acsu.buffalo.edu> swann@acsu.buffalo.edu (Stephen Swann) writes:
>In article <1992Apr11.225425.15700@nic.umass.edu> s3187840@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Father Dagon) writes:
>>Anybody know about Meliah Rage, Dread Cross, or Demon Warfare? They're playing
>>around here, and I want to make sure they're not bible-thumps before the show.
>
>I'm not at all familar with the latter two, but Meliah Rage are certainly
>-not- Bible thumpers.  They are, beyond all doubt, the scariest metal band
>I've ever seen.  Their vocalist seems like the sort who eats babies.  :-)
>

I saw Meliah Rage open up for Metal Church a few years ago. They are awesome!
Check out the live EP "Live Kill" if you get the chance.

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==/-| |  | |/===   And that's what you are when your soldiers "
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From: agbrooks@teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au (Zoz)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: At War with Nimpfer (all read this)
Date: 7 Apr 92 10:24:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: buxton.9204070054.AA15415

In article <Qds=67200WBLM70mRt@andrew.cmu.edu>, jn2i+@andrew.cmu.edu (John Adam Nimpfer) writes:
|> Suaron,
|>     I accept the terms of your challenge.  Everyone can now start voting
|> for the one they want to stay.  But remember this, do you want to
|> continue seeing 300 posts a month by Suaron, condemning posers and every
|> other subject that has been dragged out on this bboard?   Or...do you

Yes. I do. Suaron's posts are the only things which make this newsgroup
worth reading. Otherwise I will just stick to ...metal.heavy and alt.thrash.

|> want to see about one post a week from a highly intelligent, witty, God
|> fearing Christian?  The choice is yours, people...the future is in your
|> hands.  I have faith in all of you.
|>                                                              Peace

Why don't you just go and find a little choirboy to molest and leave us
alone?
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From: Kevin.J.Feury@dartmouth.edu (Kevin J. Feury)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy
Subject: Re: Iron Maiden Ten Years CD's
Date: 16 Apr 92 22:36:05 GMT
 <1992Apr16.093519.2961@vax.muskingum.edu>
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

i've bloody got them all, and the box you spoke of. what you should get
depends on the type of music you want. if you're looking for live
maiden, got for #7 RUNNING FREE/RUN TO THE HILLS or #10 INFINITE
DREAMS/THE CLAIRVOYANT. if you're looking for old stuff with paul on
vocals, go for any of the first three discs, and if you're looking for
great b-sides, i'd go with any of the others. there's no 'best' disc,
although the live ones are a bit longer (45 mins.) as opposed to say #3
(27 mins.) if you want more details and/or info, send email at the
address below.

up the irons!

-kev.

slatanist@mac.dartmouth.edu

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From: osickey@fe614.cc.purdue.edu (Matthew J. O'Sickey)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Suaron-Peace War
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:38:13 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44432
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <92098.094232TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu> TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>In article <sdsFrge00WBK0_yAwu@andrew.cmu.edu>, jn2i+@andrew.cmu.edu (John Adam
>Nimpfer) says:
>>Campaign Update:
>>    Here is my new proposal.  If I win this war, I will no longer post
>>any religious oriented messages.  It will prove to me that a Christian
>>posting to this bboard is more important than a Satanist posting.  Keep
>>in mind that I don't post nearly as often as Mr. Suaron.
>>                                                           Peace
    suaron reply removed for sake of brevity
>
>Vote for Suaron! Vote for Suaron!  Vote for Suaron!  Vote for Suaron!
>
>--kill the priest and curse him endlessly
>Suaron

    Hell yes, vote for suaron,
         If any of us have actually seen an intelligent metal related
   post from Peace maybe we could in good conscience vote for him.
   But, since he hasn't posted and suaron does routinely post metal news
   between his anti-poseur diatribes let's keep suaron around end jettison
   this bible thumping barnacle.

   [x] suaron
   [ ] peace

                                     osickey

-- 
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any savatage lyrics are always appreciated at osickey@fegate.cc.purdue.edu
From: Daniel.S.Richman@dartmouth.edu (Daniel S. Richman)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Vomitous Conclusions about the Suaron/Peace War
Date: 7 Apr 92 22:48:35 GMT
Article-I.D.: dartvax.1992Apr7.224835.16458
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

I never thought this would happen, but I am siding with Suaron AND
Maple.

This Nimpfer guy seems like a whacko.  This is NOT a religious board,
and being from the deep south, I DON'T want to see any "Love Jesus"
posts.
I still disagree with Suaron and especially Maple about their ideas of
who is "RIGHT" in their taste and "WRONG," but, hey, better a jerk who
is willing to say what he thinks than an evangelist who tries to
convert you, eh?

[X] Suaron
[ ] Tammy Faye Nimpfer 


But I will say that the "alt. rock-n-roll.metal" PRESIDENT notion is
stupid.
I'd never elect Suaron to any office, but I will side with him over a
member of the PTL Organization.



                                                             Dan
                                                 Religiously
UNaffiliated



                 GO BIG GREEN BASEBALL
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Tuesday, 7 Apr 1992 22:25:19 EDT
From: <K50CC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: At War with Nimper (all read this)

[X] SUARON
Cuz he's funny and he has a sense of humor and he's alive (unlike some others..
.
L8r!
KLAZAR
---Recent Suaron disciple
From: becker@acsu.buffalo.edu (Don Becker)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: At War with Nimpfer (all read this)
Date: 6 Apr 92 23:06:28 GMT
Organization: UB

jn2i+@andrew.cmu.edu (John Adam Nimpfer) writes:

>But remember this, do you want to
>continue seeing 300 posts a month by Suaron, condemning posers and every
>other subject that has been dragged out on this bboard?   Or...do you
>want to see about one post a week from a highly intelligent, witty, God
>fearing Christian?  The choice is yours, people...the future is in your
>hands.  I have faith in all of you. 

Hmmm...

[ ] Suaron
[ ] Nimper

Hmmm...

[ ] Anti-poser
[ ] Anti-Satan

Hmmm...

[ ] Danzig fan
[ ] Petra fan

Hmmm...

[X] Suaron
[ ] Nimrod

THE MASSES HAVE SPOKEN!!!

--Don


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From: kent@cc.tut.fi (Kentt{l{ Marko)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Lillian Axe
Date: 10 Apr 92 08:29:44 GMT
Distribution: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Organization: Tampere University of Technology, Finland


In <PA_SJS.92Apr9124046@splinter.coe.northeastern.edu> pa_sjs@splinter.coe.northeastern.edu (Steve J. Singer) writes:
>Has anyone heard their music?  They are a Louisiana based band with an awesome
>sound!  Their album, Poetic Justice, was resently released and was wondering
>if anyone else has listened to them?  Please get back to me...

I definetly have. I have 'Love and War' and if I remember right it is their
second album.

So are the 1st and 3rd albums as good as LaW ?

Make
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From: mishae@niksula.hut.fi (Mikael Eriksson)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Re: Suaron for alt.r-n-r.metal PRESIDENT!
Date: 8 Apr 92 12:33:31 GMT
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland

In article <92097.173716TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu> TJK115@psuvm.psu.edu writes:

>   Its offical!  Its either me or Nimpfuck!  As President I vote to
>   do the following:

>   Vote:
>   [ ] Suaron
>   [ ] Nimpfuck

 Now, Suaron, think about this for a little while. By constantly
trying to draw attention to yourself, and always trying to give us a
picture of yourself as some kind of Metal God, you accomplish quite
the opposite. I've followed your postings for a while, and the only
impression I've got is that of a spoiled child, who must have constant
attention, and will do anything to make people talk about him. Also,
just like a spoiled child, you never come up with something valuable,
I don't think I've ever read an interesting, informative article 'bout
metal from you.

 Another picture that I'm getting is that of a poor, lonesome jerk,
who doesn't have any friends, and therefore keeps making himself seen
on a public network, since there is no way of shutting you up. At
least this way, you get an opportunity to voice your opinion, which
would undoubtedly be denied from you in an normal conversation. I
suppose you've seen quite a few metalheads on the street, wish you
were like those, but haven't got the guts to join them - over the
network nobody knows what a wimp you probably are in reality. You see,
I don't think any true metalfan would degrade himself to the rantings
you give yourself to. A wimp, on the other hand, would feel forced to
constantly try to prove to himself that he is cooler and badder than
the rest of the gang, which is exactly what you're up to all the time.

 Assholes like you give metal a bad name. When people hear about
metal, they automatically connect it to bawling, braindead teenagers,
who don't know how to keep up an intelligent discussion, with
wellbased arguments. That's you in a nutshell, I've never seen one
single reasonable argument in your writings - you just produce a whole
lot of nonsense bullshit.

 Of course you'll realize that this goes equally well for the retarded
little brat called Maple. I'm know that both of you have opinions, but
none of you can express them in an understandable way. That makes you
totally uninteresting, and damned annoying, in my book.
--


Cheers,

            Misha

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