From: jmeranda@us.oracle.com ("Jeep")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT:Archives: A year ago; update 10-2
Date: 2 Oct 92 17:21:19 GMT


Subject:  ATWT:10-2-91  wednesday update (thanks for posting, Ri!)

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Holdie and Chilly finish boinking, and they are both quite happy. BTW,
they're at their new house.  Then  the phone rings.  Chilly is surprised
to hear that Holdie has had a phone installed there so soon. Anyway, it's
BBoob on the other end of the line, and she makes some plans with Holdie,
but Holdie will not tell Chilly any details because "it's a surprise".

Ivagottastopherfromcomingtotown is on the phone to TheSlut.  She is trying
to talk Joolee out of modeling for Oly (Olivia). The job is paying alot
of money.
After she gets off the phone with TheSlut, Ivagottachewsomeoneout calls up
Juicy, and yells at her, and acuses her of being the one who thought of
asking TheSlut to come back to town.  Juicy denys she had anything to do 
with it, but Iva doesn't believe her for a second and calls her a liar.
Juicy tells *her* that *SHE* is the one who is a liar. Every time she opens
up her mouth.

At the Monin'Sleeza, we see getEven dancing with Court'me, who has just
gotten out of the hospital.  Anus observes them dancing, and gets all 
upset and decides to leave. 
Cabin is dancing with Nichole and Fannie suggests to H2D that he dance
with her sister, Babs.  She is shocked when he asks her to dance, but 
after learning it was Frannies idea, she goes along with him and dances.
Honky and Jesster are at a table, and a very excited Sleeza approaches their
table.  She is eagerly anticipating the arrival of Pattie Austin and Johnny
Matheis. They'll be singing at the Monin' tonight!!!

Well, they're here, and Sleeza is all frantic. She introduces herself,
and they do the same. Sleeza tells them it is the most exciting time for
her since she opened up this dump...er I mean the Monin'Sleeza.

A little later, Ivagottatellsomebodyaboutwhatjusthappened calls up Sleeza
to tell her about her call to Juicy. She is worried that Juicy will squawk.
Sleeza doesn't seem too worried about it, because she has other things on her
mind, like the upcoming performance by Johnny and Pattie!

Back at the Hughes, Kimster and Bobo are getting ready to head for the Monin'
when the phone rings.  Kimster answers it, and it is the man with the 
foreign accent telling her the same stuff they told Bobo in a earlier phone
call.

Back at the Monin', people from all over are gathering for the special
show. Ralph Mitchell shows up with Ellen, and Sleeza is pretty peeved about
the whole thing. (She calls Ellen "The Merry-Widow Stewart", or something like
that)

McDLT is also there at the Monin' and sees Cargo, and tells her about the 
phone call he recieved from an annonymous caller with a foreign accent.
Right after that Kimster tells Cargo the same thing. 
The caller mentioned in his calls that they could practically count on 
H2D to not be faithful to his wife.

McDLT is standing there, alone again with no date.
But Wait! Sooz is there.  He is so happy, he rushes up to her grabs her
and gives her a big hug while swinging her around. She is really glad to 
see him too.
Bobo, Kimster, H2D and Fannie see this, and are quite surprised.

Juicy arrives at Ivagottachillouts' pad. She assures Iva that she didn't 
have anything to do with them trying to acquire TheSlut for a fashion show.
Iva tells her sorry that she overreacted.  
Juicy asks her if it is getting tougher and tougher having to lie all the
time. Iva tells her that she doesn't have time to listen to her right now.
DingDong!  Anus shows up, and Iva doesn't look that happy to see him.
"I'm here to see my son," Anus sez after seeing Juicy is there.
Juicy then asks him how much longer he can go on with all these lies,
and sez "I'm worried about you, kid. This isn't right." Juicy leaves,        
and Anus and Iva talk. Then the baby cries, and Anus pipes up "I'll get him",
and Iva blows her top and shouts "NO. He's MY son, I'LL get him".

Back at the Monin', ChainLinc and Con-her, Enema and WoodMan and duh...Hutch
show up for the concert too.
....and just in time, because the show is about to start.  Sleeza gets up
and introduces them.
Ladys and germs, PattieAustin and JohnnyMatheis!
The 2 crooning stars are greeted with a standing ovation, and tell the 
crowd that they are happy to be performing for the good folks of
Yuckdale.  Then they sing their new hit song "You brought me love".
"They're playing our Bloody Song!", pipes up Honky to Jesster.
....and by the way, did you see Jesster today?
She looked *stunning*, and Honky was (or should have been) the envy 
of every man there.  Yes, Jesster was the belle of the ball. What a babe!

During the song everyone cuddles as expected.
After the song is over, the audience gives them another standing ovation.
...and PattieAustin gets a big ole' bouquet of dandelions.. NOT REALLY!
They're roses!

Back at Ivagottasituationbrewingoverheres', she and Anus are talking
about ThePod and TheSlut.  Anus tells her that she wouldn't have
gotten to adopt the pod if it wasn't for him. She tells him that
he has got to get a grip, and chill out. He offers to be the pods
godfather and tells her to think about it, and then he splits. [Somebody  
shave his sideburns off, would ya??]

Backstage LilaBird meets JohnnyMatheis, then Jesster and Honky. Honky
thanks him for singing "their song".  Then Pattie comes in and 
meets everyone too. Johnny tells Patty that "You Brought Me Love" was 
very special to his new pals Jesster and Honky.
"We even want to play it at our wedding," Honky adds.
"Great!," replies Pattie.  Once again, Sleeza grimmaces.

Out front (at the Monin'), Pal meets up with Juicy, and tells her he is
dissapointed in her behavior reguarding Sooz and McDLT.

duh...Hutch has decided to hold off on going to college until after
the holidays.  He feels like there is too much work to do around 
the farm, and he doesn't want to leave his daddy high and dry.
WoodMan seems happy with his decision.  Aside, Enema mentions to him that
he hasn't been all that encouraging when it comes to duh...Hutches
possible enrollment at YuckdaleU. She asks WoodMan if he thinks *he* otta
be the one springing for his son's tuition, not ChainLinc.  She tells Wood
Man that he otta be proud of his son Chain, and he otta not feel bad 
about not paying for the schooling himself.  WoodMan decides to take her
advice, and encourage duh..Hutch to go to college.

Back at the Monin', Sleeza blabs to Cabin Cruiser, some of the circumstances
revolving around the Honky/Kira saga.  She tells him all about her threatening
visit to Kira, and how Honky found her at the RapShack, and how they
thought Honky was trying to luer her into his car.  He is quite interested
in this tidbit of information, and immediately calls up the newspaper
in Chicago, and tells them what he has just learned, and tells them he
doesn't mind if they "spice-up" the story a bit.  What a SLIME-DOGGIE.

Enema and WoodMan are back at Pals and they are discussing ChainLinc
and duh...Hutch, and Enema tells him he is a good dude and he otta 
be proud of his two sons. She is really glad things are working out
for him.       Then Con-her and ChainLinc barge in, totally ruining
the moment.  WoodMan tells Chain that he will encourage duh...hutch
to to to college.

getEven and Court me are still together (since Court learned that Anus
split the scene) and she mentions that she is glad they are honest with
one another, and he knows about her eating disorder.

Back at IcePicks, she and Bobo talk about the nights events, and he tells
her he cant wait till he gets to move back home.  She can't wait too.
they kiss a big ole kiss.

Holdie and Chilly are back in bed looking forward to the day they marry,
blah, blah, blah. Boink,boink,boink.


Happy Trails, everone!;
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