Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now those Jester's
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Oct 92 17:14:34
 du><DJOHNSON.92Oct14201313@cayenne.gac.edu><1992Oct15.035509.22133@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>
Organization: People Named Chuck Anonymous
In-reply-to: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu's message of Thu, 15 Oct 1992 03:55:09 GMTLines: 123

In article <1992Oct15.035509.22133@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) is really boring, and any halfway intelligent person will stop right now before reading this.  Well, Don't say I didn't warn you:
.In article <DJOHNSON.92Oct14201313@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
.>In article <1992Oct13.172021.11324@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
.>.In article <1992Oct13.081016.622@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
.>.>(David A. Joiner) writes:
.>.>>(Jester) writes:
.>.>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jesse James ) holds up a train:
.>.>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Slimedog) liks:
.>.>>>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jockstrap) fits really tight:
.>.>>>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) spits in the face of danger:
.>.>>>>>>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) vomits extrudinous bbody parts:
.>.>>>>>>>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) leaps onto the tracks and snags the fair maiden just in time to pull her out of the way of the rapidly approaching super-bullet train:
.>.>>>>>>>}>}jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
.>.>>>>>>>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) beats his hairy chess bored:
.>.>>>>>>>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
.>.>>>>>>>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
.>.>>>>>>>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
.>.>>>>>>>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer!
.>.>>>>>>>whats his name??? and does he like men?
.>.>>>>>>Eric Njorl. Yes, on toast.
.>.>>>>>No way...It can't be him....I thought I killed all the Norse.....
.>.>>>>Not Eric Njorl, son of Hrothgar, slayer of the Dragon at Gwent,
.>.>>>>who did ... UURGH! (thud)
.>.>>>don't get so close to the killer rabbit next time then....
.>.>>Right! Who let the killer rabbit out then?
.>.>>Do you have a license for that rodent?
.>.>Hey! I'm potty trained!!! I don't need no stinking liscence!
.>.Well then where is your certificate of
.>.potty-trainivity?
.>Why you!  I *am* a certificate of potty-trainivity!  Sheesh, the youth
.>of today, can't tell the difference 'tween a certificate and a
.>non-certificate.  Kee-ripes.
.Ohhh, so you're a *NON-CERTIFICATE* of potty-trainivity ehh?
.Right, off you go then.

AARRRGGG!!!!  You're deliberately baiting me, I can feel it...I say
I'm a certificate, and he tells me I'm a non-certificate.  Well, I'll
just remain calm.  Nope, no need to get upset, its just a little
thing.  Nope nope nope.  I'm perfectly calm... Sigh.  I don't want to
insult him, or slap him, or *punch* him, or STAB him, or MAUL HIM WITH
A TIGER, or SHOVE A GRENADE DOWN HIS THROAT OR KILL KILL KILL!!!!
AIIGGHH!!!  MURDER!  BLOOD!  PHLEGM!  KILL!!!  HATE EVIL SATAN HURT
MAIM SPURTING BLOOD!!!!! AARRRGGG!!!

.>.>>>>>>>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
.>.>>>>>>>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
.>.>>>>>>>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
.>.>>>>>>>}>this means war....
.>.>>>>>>>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
.>.>>>>>>>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
.>.>>>>>>>waterbaloons..
.>.>>>>>>What about point-ed sticks...
.>.>>>>>nope..especially not them....they can destroy all the ammo...
.>.>>>>(in politician's voice) We must do everything in our power
.>.>>>>to put an end to the "point-ed sticks race"! I propose unilateral
.>.>>>>point-ed stick dulling. Let this be the first step towards a new
.>.>>>>world order where people everywhere don't have to live in fear
.>.>>>>of point-ed sticks! Maybe future generations will no longer need
.>.>>>>waterballoons for their security, but until then let it be known
.>.>>>>that we are willing the take this major stride into the world
.>.>>>>of the future!! (I'm sorry, what was the question, again?)
.>.>>>looks its radicals like you that cause unrest, and if you mean by
.>.>>>that utlization of an obscure political party to demean my sanity..
.>.>>>well....you did......
.>.>>Are you calling me a radical?  Just because I belong to
.>.>>the communist party, marched for free drugs, and spit on
.>.>>the queen for fun you misersable little shit.
.>.>>I think pointed sticks are great!  just the think to
.>.>>change the minds of reactionary twits like yourself!
.>.>>when the revolution comes
.>.>I'll take a dozen.
.>.Will you be having fries with those pointy sticks?
.>Yeah, and make sure you include ketchup.  The last serving
.>wench...er...Attendant I had didn't give me ketchup, and I..OOO...I..I
.>RIPPED HER THROAT OUT WITH A STEAL HOOK AND TIED HER FEET TO THE APPLE
.>TREE IN THE BACK NEXT TO THE GARBAGE BIN ON THE LEFT WITH THE LITTLE
.>POINTY THINGS THAT CAN POKE YOU AND THAT HURTS AND SHE BLEED ALL OVER
.>THE PETUNIAS!!!!
.I'm sorry, we're all out of catsup.

Thats alright, perhaps next time.  I went to AA, you know.
Axemurderers Anonymous.

.>.>>>>>>>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
.>.>>>>>>>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
.>.>>>>>>>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
.>.>>>>>>>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
.>.>>>>>>>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
.>.>>>>>>>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
.>.>>>>>>Jamus fnord How about the Navy, then? (in cream sauce)
.>.>>>>>Jester aka nope...they are all weenie poofy people.....
.>.>>>>E Jams nerak (from the a.f.m-p charter):
.>.>>>>	Rule 6: There is NO RU
.>.>>Rule 8: How to defend yourself against a man armed wit a banana.
.>.>>>>	Rule 7: NO POOFTAS!!!
.>.>>dave smurf my editors dying, my editors dying!
.>.>Ratboy aka Rule 9.
.>.dave smurf number 9...number 9...number 9...
.>Dan aka Stop it, that's really really aggravating!
.dave smurf number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9
.number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...
.number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...

Dan aka I said STOP IT!!!


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   Dave's
#9 dissertation
Cowering in fear