HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Alias
Date: 11 Sep 92 03:18:34 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

(Rohrer, Cheryl Diane) slips on a banana peel:

>In article <1685E11CB3.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes...
>>In article <1992Sep10.154920.16594@seq.uncwil.edu>
>>jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:
>>>edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:
>>>
>>>>Ok, Ok here's the best offer yet:
>>>>THE POST-LABOR DAY ALIAS SALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somebody Get A Doctor!! She's Going Into Labour!!!
(oh, I see you're using the machine that goes 'ping'!
 How very exciting!)

>>>>Use two aliases and - GET A FREE NAKED WOMAN!!!
>>>>Use only one and she has to keep her top on.
>>>>With akas you get no such deal!!!   Why settle for less?  You can have
>>>>the one that everyone's been talking about!!!!
>>>>NO LICENSE REQUIRED FOR USE!!!!
>>>>Edwin alias marketing genius
>>>JT aka hmmm....could you throw in a smurf????
>>Chris aka I *hate* throwing in smurfs.  It's so small the ball doesn't go
>>very far!
>yes i agree no smurfs.....i'm allergic to the little buggers!
James wow "A smurf a day keeps the rabbits away" that's what I always say...
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Ahhh, so's yer mother!!!
Date: 15 Sep 92 00:07:07 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:

>What is Aka.......
Jamesa aka <--- This is!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: tchau@athena.mit.edu (Terry Chau)
Subject: What do they look like?
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 17:15:31 GMT

I'm sorry, all you alt.fan.monty-python readers.  I've been watching Monty Python
for about half a year, but I don't know which actor is which.  Stone me, why
don't you?  I know what John Cleese looks like.  I've heard and seen Schweppe's
commercials (S-C-H double-U E double-P E-S.  The E is silent as in "dog"... it's
more convincing because it was a radio commercial).  And I've seen John Cleese in
"Fish Called Wanda."  And I've even picked him out in the "Holy Grail".  But I'm
not sure about the rest of the cast.

Whoever answers to this article, please, please, please tell me the cast in Monty
Python's Flying Circus.  And good luck describing what they look like.

BTW, what is the "cascade", "aka", and "alias" articles all about.  I don't
understand them.  Help!  Help!  I'm being repressed!

BTW, to the Norweigian MP fan... the Holy Grail script is buried somewhere in one
of the old articles in alt.fan.monty-python

Whoever put it there, thanks a lot!  Just what I needed.  23 pages, but who's
counting?

Remember:  It's hard to fondle penguins.

I could just see the puzzled look on your face.  It's an MIT saying, not
Monty Python.

Thanks.

:-O  Terry Chau,  son of Uther Pendragon, king of the Britons, defeator of the
Saxons...
 

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Alias
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:14:42 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.154920.16594@seq.uncwil.edu>
jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:
 
>
>edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:
>
>>Ok, Ok here's the best offer yet:
>>THE POST-LABOR DAY ALIAS SALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>>Use two aliases and - GET A FREE NAKED WOMAN!!!
>>Use only one and she has to keep her top on.
>
>>With akas you get no such deal!!!   Why settle for less?  You can have
>>the one that everyone's been talking about!!!!
>>NO LICENSE REQUIRED FOR USE!!!!
>>Edwin alias marketing genius
>
>JT aka hmmm....could you throw in a smurf????
>
Chris aka I *hate* throwing in smurfs.  It's so small the ball doesn't go
very far!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Jester
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 02:06:52 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.015047.6025@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
 
>
>In <6006@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@newton.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Sep3.210602.2914@news.ysu.edu>, af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>>>
>>>That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*
>>>
>>>Lisa aka a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
>>Oh... can I have one please
>Yes, splunge me, too!
>
>>Michael aka why do these "supervisors" keep hassling you?
>James aka To get to the other side.
Chris aka No no no!  That's "why do the *supernaturals* keep hasseling you?"
By the way, the other side of what?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: CMS Soundblaster: spam
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:52:30 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
From: djohnson@poblano.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:11:02
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: julian@fraser.sfu.ca's message of Mon, 14 Sep 1992 17:02:14 GMTLines: 50

In article <julian.716490134@sfu.ca> julian@fraser.sfu.ca (Julian Shillcock) writes:

.bane@newton.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) writes:

.>In article <1992Sep10.140455.163@csghsg5a.bitnet>, phogenkamp@csghsg5a.bitnet writes:
.>>Hi all.
.>>
.>>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
.>>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.
.>>
.>>Any hints?
.>>
.>>Thanks in advance,
.>>Peter

.>I think 

.>Mr. Cleeses.
.>Fawlty Towers,
.>Dorset
.>ENGLAND


.>will do the trick

.Not quite:

.Basil Fawlty
.Fawlty Towers
.Torquay
.Devon
.ENGLAND

.is more like it.

.julian

Liar!!!  I'm John Cleese, and so is my wife!

We live at:

The Cleesi Residence
709 Under the Vicar's Thingie
Bum Snuggler, TW
78329-8324
BELGIUM  <-(few even suspect!)

You can call us at 1-900-SEX-TINA

Dan aka We don't want anyone unsavory round these parts
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Appeal for sanity.
Date: 11 Sep 92 00:09:37 GMT
Organization: Youngstown State University

In article <1992Sep10.205302.24688@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
 
>
>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM blathers:
>
>>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>
>>>  You know, there are many people in the network today who, through
>>> no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some
>>> of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like
>>> you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help
>>> these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with
>>> ping-pong bal eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of
>>> your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and
>>> down in a bowl of treacle going 'Squawk squawk squawk...' And then
>>> you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhhh!' and then you can roll around on the
>>> floor going 'pting pting pting'...
>>>
>>> The reverend mNISo Belling. (aka Arthur)
>>> Vicar of St Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam.
>
>>Any suggestions on what to do after all of that?  I only helped <snicker>
>>about 4 sane people here.........but there are so many more who need our
>>help.
>>Please give generously.  And write to your mother.
>
>I would just like to add that there are entirely too many things
>not on top of other things.
 
Chris aka You mean like me on top of (L)lisa (either one)?
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Ahhh, so's yer mother!!!
Date: 15 Sep 92 16:20:52 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Sep15.135107.21645@aber.ac.uk> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
|
|In article <3442@dozo.and.nl> 
|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) did say :
|
|->In article <1992Sep15.000707.12168@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
|->|Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
|->|
|->|>What is Aka.......
|->|Jamesa aka <--- This is!
|->
|->No, no, no, no, no! *This* is an aka -----+
|<Jos' ASCII diagram of a thingy eaten>

But, but, but ... You just swallowed my lasy aka ... I mean .. thingy!
What am I to do now then eh? How am I going to do erm ... you know ...

|->
|->Clear now?
|No

Ok, I'll show you one more time: this, is a thingy^H^H^H^H^H^Haka ----+
                                                                      |
                                        ?                             |
                                       ?                              |
                                        O/                            |
                                       <|                             |
                                       / \                            |
                                        ^                             |
                                        |                             |
                                        +-----------------------------+


Oh my gawd! ... (*faint*) <thud>

|->Jos aka I used to have two akas, but my pet hippopotamus didn't like 
|->        the left one, so I sold it to my dead aunt Muriel ...
|Pag aka I tihnk Jos has re-lost his brain.

Jos aka No, I gave it away, I couldn't sit properly anymore with a brain,
        Aaaahhhhhh ... I feel so free again!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: beelzebub
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:18:23 GMT


gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom)) writes:
> Yet again, ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM moans:
> >
> >Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
> >objects?
> What???  These sharpened nose-hairs?

Why yes, although I was referring to what you had in your (eeeww!) hands.
  
> >
> >PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.
> Dark Elf aka Okay... where are you hiding THIS time?!?!?!?
> 
trying hard not to be seen, I remain, 
PKT aka Keep Your Head Down!!!

___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||           (so much for Pathos!)

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: Humming......
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 17:19:26 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>}}}JT hum UH...OH too bloody deep, we had better hold hands and hum
>}}}harmoniously!
>}}Jester hum okay..lets change the aka to hum.......
>}Phil hum, methinks that's dum...let's change the hum to a mum, me mum into a 
>}mum, the mum to some cum, the cum into a drum, the drum to a crumb, and 
>}the crumb into a 67 foot tall fire-breathing parrot that yells "kill, 
>}Kill, KILL" at the sight of any father-rapers....
>}Phil aka does that make me mum a father-raper?
>fool squig yes.....i think..let me check my references....
>	french-kissing at night...yes..
>	raping poodles...yes
>	vacations in swaziland....yes
>	yep he's a father raper
JT squig It also makes his mum a 67ft. tall, verry pissed parrot.
		 and I imagine were all a little wet because of it.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: words to penis song
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 15 Sep 92 10:22:05 -0600

In article <192tt1INN1di@matt.ksu.ksu.edu>  writes:
} If any one can mail me the complete words to the
} penis song from the meaning of life it would
} be most apreciated!!!
} 
} THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


"the complete words to the penis song from the meaning of life it would be most  
appreciated!!!"


Anything for a fellow netter...

Phil squig hope it is of some use to you
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hmm...I like this, please explain
Date: 4 Sep 92 21:56:44 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <sprooney.715572109@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) wobbles:


>>Who is Mercy?...Better yet...What does she look like?
>She's a very attractive human with some Tanu genes, and powerful, if
>latent, metafunctions. Why do you ask?

>>>Chris aka A nice guy.....most of the time.....
>>JT ___ this is ridiculous....look!..cant you see its ridiculous???
>Um.... I think we should issue JT with an aka... So long as he hits
>James a lot.
>mnSi.... OOOOOOOOOOh.
semaJ aka !!tsrif em ot evah ll'uoY
                   hctac
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: aka license
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 17:05:41 GMT


jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  sticks it out for all to see:
> >jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> >> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM fnorks away:
> >> >00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () blabbed:
> >> >> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
> >> >> >jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> 
> [much senseless fnorking-about quaffed to save time&money]
> 
> >> >> >> }Chris fnork (That's FNORK, not fnork) Now fnork-repellant sprays and bug-lights
> >> >> >> }being created in my basement.
> >> >> >> Jester fnork I changed them all to fnork..it looks nice now....
> >> >> >
> >> >> >PKT aka I like it this way better.
> >> >> >Chris aka Oh, fnork you!
> >> >Hey!  My father fnorked me like that once........Once!
> >> Yer father must have fnorked yer mother at least once,
> >> or yew wouldna be here, would yer?
> >I'm *not* there, I'm over here (on this side of Lake Ontario), pal.
> Good God, Man! What are you doing on *that* side?!!
> Every good Catholic knows that *this* is the side of Lake Ontario to
> be on if you want to get to Heaven!!

As long as you don't spill sperm on the dusty ground......
> 
> >> >PKT aka my god, you've got guts!......
> >> Jeams aka you would too, if you'd just cut someone open
> >> 	with a herring, reached into the bloody gash
> >> 	and pulled .... 
> >> 	Oh. Um. Sorry. Nevermind.
> >Wot's it like?
> >PKT aka seeking enlightenment.......
> Saje M aka It's a small fish. Usually used for cutting down trees.
> 	I've got a switcherring here somewhere ... (fumbles around a bit)
> 	... Oh, Damn! I left it in my other pants!!

I always use lumberjacks for cutting down trees.  They're more efficient
and more butch.

PKT aka I never wanted to be an accountant.....I wanted to be.........
	<philinnzeblanque>
___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				|| That's the news, & I am outa here.......
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: F.W De Clerk
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:19:15 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM smoots:


>brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>> 

>Yes, but is this what the public wants?
Fuck the public!! We've got to protect our SALES!!!

Jamesa squid (Constable Clittoris heaves!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 21:45:03 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.162804.1605@seq.uncwil.edu>
jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:
 
>
>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>
>>In article <1992Sep08.120338.14528@DIALix.oz.au>
>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>
>>>
>>>lutan@oolong.hacks.arizona.edu (Vance R. Haemmerle) writes:
>>>
>>>>In article <1992Sep4.180355.14291@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>>>>>>>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>>>>>>>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>>>>>>>>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>>>>>>>>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
>>>>>>>>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>>>>>>>>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>>>>>>>*squish* *squish* *squish* Was that a puddle of niggerbaiter or
>>>>>>>do I have to get my feet oiled again?
>>>>>>That depends....what size are your feet?
>>>>>Approx. 1/3 the size of my bum (*oh, what a giveaway!!*) each.
>>>>Can I just butt in at this point and say that this is in fact
>>>>the very first time I've appeared in this newsgroup.
>>>No I'm sorry there isn't time, and besides this is *NOT* a newsgroup.
>>>By the silly kniggits here alone you shoulda figured that out. :)
>>>
>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>>>>>>>>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>>>>>>>James aka Well, then you must not be doing it right!
>>>>>>JT aka will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
>>>>>>        is 'it' to 'this'?
>>>>>James aka 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
>>>>Vance alias Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
>>>>            F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel
>>>Meetch aka Kevin Phillips Bong aka *singing* CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN....
>>Chris aka Streeeeeeeaaaaam every Foooooorrrrrrrd (that doesn't sound quite
>>right....)
>JT aka  Bleach every Rainbow?
>Chris aka Bange all the bolours
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: aka license
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:58:00 GMT


00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () writes:
> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
> >00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () blabbed:
> >> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
> >> >jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> >> >> }>>>>>>>>Edwin fnork the first one to use the newfangled thing
> >> >> }>>>>>>>Sno!im fnork and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
> >> >> }>>>>>>Jester fnork is [Ll]isa still around here?
> >> >> }>>>>>Dan fnork I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
> >> >> }>>>>Jmesa fnork Why can't I spell my name?
> >> >> }>>>Jester fnork Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
> >> >> }>>[Ll]isa fnork don't ya all like my quiz?
> >> >> }>Jos fnork I *HATE* fnorkes!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
> >> >> }>dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
> >> >> }Chris fnork (That's FNORK, not fnork) Now fnork-repellant sprays and bug-lights
> >> >> }being created in my basement.
> >> >> Jester fnork I changed them all to fnork..it looks nice now....
> >> >
> >> >PKT aka I like it this way better.
> >> >Chris aka Oh, fnork you!
> >
> >Hey!  My father fnorked me like that once........Once!
> >
> >PKT aka my god, you've got guts!......
> Chris aka Yes!  Would you like some?  They're on special today!

But........that's a terrier.........

PKT aka What will happen next???
___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||           (so much for Pathos!)
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: brian
Date: 12 Sep 92 17:50:04 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <gunnarh.91.716157840@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>In article <1992Sep10.005014.19397@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au 
|(David Bromage) writes:
|
|
|	NOTHING!!!!
|	NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!
|
|-----G

Disgusting, isn't it? 

Jos aka Did I Miss Anything?
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 18:45:28 GMT

In article <ins450m.716035252@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
>Subject: Re: aka license
>Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 10:40:52 GMT
>edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:
>
>>jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>
>>> >>>>>>>Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
>>> >>>>>>Sno!im alias and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
>>> >>>>>Jester alias is [Ll]isa still around here?
>>> >>>>Dan alias I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
>>> >>>Jmesa alias Why can't I spell my name?
>>> >>Jester alias Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
>>> >[Ll]isa alias don't ya all like my quiz?
>>> Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>>> 	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
>>7 out of 8 naughty bishops prefer the alias license to the aka license!
>>Edwin alias Adrian Wapcaplet
>Eccles aka I HATE WHEN MAIL BOUNCES!!!! EDWIN THIS IS FOR YOU!!! ARGH
Gunnarh aka I don *have* a license
From: edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Alias
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 05:12:09 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy

jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:

Ok, Ok, Ok.  Crazy Ed presents his NEW DEAL:
Three aliases : You get the Naked Woman and your choice of Papa, Brainy, 
or Smurfette!!!!!!
Cash or COD accepted.  S/H $0.25.
WHERE CAN YOU GET MORE FOR LESS?
Edwin alias alias alias alias Squiffy
> JT aka hmmm....could you throw in a smurf????

--
edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jester
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 05:52:52 GMT

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:

>In article <ins450m.716034616@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>  writes:
>} jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>} 
>} >af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>} >}That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*
>} 
>} >ooo, I am so touched...will you touch my monkey????
>} 
>} 'oo'd wanna touch you ya filthy thing... going round
>} molestering strange women. and animals. ans Nsiom!
>} 
>} >}Lisa aka a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
>} >Jester aka I like it when she lays naked in large pools of water
>} Eccles aka I thought you said you like it in the shower?
>Phil aka no, he sed he likes *IT* in the shower, but likes Lisa naked in large   
>          pools of water...get it right!
Eccles aka I'm sorry, the aardvark got in the way.

> 
>} Great Cthulhu will save you.
>} (In case he gets hungry later).
>Or perhaps as an after dinner mint...
Jawbreaker?
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
Date: 11 Sep 92 00:36:33 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) opens the door to let out the fumes:

>In article <1992Sep10.035434.4107@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>In <sprooney.716081626@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) scooped out the good parts and served them on a plate with a choice of potato:
>>
>>[vile FORGERIES, the lot of 'em!!!]
>>
>>>>> Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>>>>> 	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
>>>>7 out of 8 naughty bishops prefer the alias license to the aka license!
>>>>Edwin alias Adrian Wapcaplet
>>>That's coz you don't need an alias licence!!!
>>Well, I need *no* steenking aka license!!
>License, we don't need no stinking license!
Hey, I just said that! No fair! He stole my line!!
And it was my only LIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1