HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ifan24@IASTATE.EDU (Ifan Alki)
Subject: A French man and an Arabian man on a dinner 
Keywords: dinner
Reply-To: ifan24@IASTATE.EDU (Ifan Alki)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 15:17:28 GMT

     A French man was sitting on a dinning table in a hotel with an Arabian man.
As usual, the french man introduced himself by saying his name "Francois
Mitterrand" and the arabian man replied in Arabian language. 

     They met again another night, and this time the Arabian man initiated by
saying the same words (in Arabian) as before. The french man confused a little
bit since they have met last night but the arabian man still introduced himself
in that meeting.  But he thougt that the Arabian man might be mistaken, so he
just nodded to the arabian man.
 
     They met again and again, and the arabian man kept initiating by saying the
same words in his own language as before.  Finally, The french man decided to
asked somebody else who knows about arabian language and he was told that the
Arabian man has been saying "enjoy your meal" since the first time they met.

     When they met again, the french man initiated by saying "enjoy your meal"
(in Arabian language). The arabian man responsed "Francois Mitterrand".

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)
Subject: Re: Where have all the Apple jokes gone?
Keywords: Apple, Macintosh
Reply-To: al@escom.COM (Al Donaldson)
Organization: ESCOM Corp., Oakton VA (USA)
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 13:52:45 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.090836.8295@jyu.fi> em@jyu.fi (Erkki Mattila) writes:
>I need quickly a few good and relatively short Apple (Macintosh) jokes. 

Q - What's the difference between a Macintosh and an Etch'n'Sketch?

A - You don't have to shake the Macintosh..

Al
From: guptaa@.alleg.edu (Godfather)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 6 Apr 92 07:59:02 GMT
Organization: Allegheny College

In article <1992Apr06.051634.41805@yuma.acns.colostate.edu>  writes:
|In article <1992Apr6.010309.10819@nic.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:
|>>>>I've told you once...
|>>> No, you haven't.
|>>Yes I have.
|>No, I haven't.
|This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
No, It is not!
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 ___/(\/	I call myself a spaced out wasted entity existing in an
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     " "......Touche pussycat!!	
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From: synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tv.tiny-toon,aus.jokes,aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: 101 Dalmatians (revisited)
Keywords: Please don't flame, is it just VHS?
Date: 11 Apr 92 15:16:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.-9tj02k
Followup-To: rec.humor,aus.jokes.aus.jokes.d
Organization: SynthMuzik Productions Ltd.:  The Danes Call It Quality

And what does this have to do with TINY TOON ADVENTURES?  Answer: nada.


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Free Sakharov!  Free Sakharov in every box of Super Sugar Crisp!
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Real Student
Date: 8 Apr 92 23:11:05 GMT
Organization: gte

In article <1992Apr3.030140.8854@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU>, amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog) writes:
> In article <22200050@hpcvnb.CV.HP.COM> 
>   moursund@hpcvnb.CV.HP.COM (David_Moursund) writes:
> >Fingernails?!?  You had fingernails?  I should be so lucky as to have
> >had fingernails!  Those got pulled out when we registered.  And we had  
> >to pull out all our own teeth, and sell them to pay for our food.  (We
> >only got to eat once a week.  It wasn't really food, but just the  
> >chance to dig through the discarded surgical dressing in the dumpster
> >behind the veteran's hospital, looking for anything edible.)  To turn
> >in our assignments, we had to tear off patches of our own skin to use
> >for paper...  And we didn't have any blood to use for ink (because we
> >sold all of it to pay tuition), and no teeth or fingernails to scratch
> >into the skin with, so we had to give ourselves compound fractures, 
> >and use the jagged broken ends of our femurs as engraving tools.  And
> >we didn't have the pleasure of having our family beat us, no sir.  We
> >weren't allowed families.  Anyone suspected of having a family was
> >promptly expelled, after being drawn and quartered, and sprinkled with
> >rock salt.  You got to be chased and mangled by wild dogs?  You lucky
> >sod!  Only the top student in our class got to be chased and mangled
> >by a wild dog... And it wasn't even a real wild dog, it was just one
> >of the loonies from the bedlam, wearing a banner that said "wild dog".
> >What I wouldn't have given to be chased and mangled by a wild dog...
> >Luxury!  
> 
> OH YEAH?!?!?!?!  Well, I had to take Physics for 4 fucking semesters. 

Fucking semesters!!???!!!  Boy, I never had a fucking semester - I never
had time to fuck!

You call that rough?  C'mon, it couldn't 'a' been that bad or you would 
not have finished it right the first time!!!  (Christ, I never repeated
a class - I wanted out!!!)

> 
> And you guys think *you* had it rough.

> C "And discrete math" Frog
Oh, you're the frog... well it must'a' been *real* rough in biology 101!



-- 
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From: bbs.groon@goonsquad.Spies.COM
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 13 Apr 92 06:57:49 GMT
Organization: Spies in the wire, PUBLIC ACCESS (408) 867-7400

maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:

> In article <Pyw3iB2w164w@arghouse.UUCP> jbreen@arghouse.UUCP (Magnum) writes:
> >dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:
> >
> >> dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Korth) writes:
> >> 
> >> > In <1992Apr08.060333.45618@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.ColoSt
> >> > 
> >> > >In article <dragon.702618622@camelot> dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matth
> >> > >>In <1992Apr06.051634.41805@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.Colo
> >> > >>
> >> > >>>In article <1992Apr6.010309.10819@nic.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (Th
> >> > >>>>>>>I've told you once...
> >> > >>>>>> No, you haven't.
> >> > >>>>>Yes I have.
> >> > >>>>No, I haven't.
> >> > >>>This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
> >> > >>No it isn't.
> >> > >You just contradicted me!
> >> > No I didn't!
> >> This is futile!
> >but verrrry interestink
> No, I am afraid that it is quite boring.

Wrong again. This is _exciting_. That'll be $5, please.
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From: srl@phyast.nhn.uoknor.edu (Steve Levengood)
Subject: Re: April fool's day jokes?
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK, USA
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 19:33:22 GMT

 	This one I pulled on my introductory physics lab class during their
quiz:
	The first three of four pages were serious, but on the last page
I put a graduate level electricity and magnetism problem, and wrote above
it in large letters, "YOU SHOULD ALL BE ABLE TO DO THIS, SO DON'T ASK ME
ANY QUESTIONS!!!"  Most of my students, knowing me read through the problem,
and began to laugh.  However, one guy read the entire problem then looked
up at me and exclaimed, "You're not serious, are you?!?"  The class got
a good laugh at his expense.
	Some of the responses were interesting, to say the least, including
a "Blow me," and a "Fuck This Noise!"

Steve Levengood
Department of Physics and Astronomy
University of Oklahoma
From: linda@linda.intel.com (Linda Harbin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lawyer Joke Needed
Date: 16 Apr 92 21:32:45 GMT
Reply-To: linda@linda.intel.com (Linda Harbin)
Organization: Intel Corporation, Hillsboro, Oregon

In article <srl.703450903@phyast.nhn.uoknor.edu>, srl@phyast.nhn.uoknor.edu (Steve Levengood) writes:
|> 
|> 	Q: New York City has the highest number of lawyers per capita, and
|> 	   New Jersey has the highest number of toxic waste dumps per
|> 	   capita.  Why is this so?
|> 
|> 	A: New Jersey got first pick!
|> 
|> -Steve & Jim

Q: Why does San Francisco have all the gays and LA have all the lawyers?

A: San Francisco got first pick!

***************************************************
	Linda Harbin
    linda@littlei.intel.com
    Hillsboro, Oregon
***************************************************
From: mapmaa@gdr.bath.ac.uk (M Ainsworth)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polish/Italian joke
Date: 8 Apr 92 09:39:11 GMT
Organization: School of Mathematics, University of Bath, UK

In article <1992Apr6.204749.7669@unx.sas.com> saslpo@stevens.unx.sas.com (Len Olszewski) writes:

>The German commandant of a WWII Stalag was noted for his viscious,
>inhuman forms of torture. One hot, sweltering summer day, he told a
>group of new prisoners: "You veel tell me all your seeecrets; until you
>do, you must shtand in ze hot zun und move your head beck und forth
>like zis, saying 'tick-tock, tick-tock'".
>

The British invented this long ago ... it's called Wimbledon.

Mike
---

(Note for rest of the world: that's a tennis tournament!)

-- 
"In the light of all my new knowledge, things are beginning to look very dark."

Mike Ainsworth                                     M.Ainsworth@uk.ac.bath.maths
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Subject: Re: cmsg cancel <1992Apr10.212538.1736@nic.csu.ne
From: jaws@nutmeg.cs.ntu.edu.au (James Woods)
Date: 16 Apr 92 14:08:18 +0900
Followup-To: rec.humor,alt.tv.tiny-toon,aus.jokes
Distribution: world
Organization: Computer Science, Northern Territory University, Australia

In article <11458747.11@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au> 11458747@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (CHRISTIAN WILSON) writes:
>In article <1992Apr11.195535.11767@nic.unh.edu> ss1@bofur.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:
>
>>>>This message was cancelled from within rn.
>>>
>>>That's funny. If you have more of this jokes, can you please post
>>>a compilation of it?
>
>>I've already got the Canonical list of Cancelled Messages....
>>--
>>This message was cancelled from within rn.
>>This message has been cancelled.
>>This message has been cancelled by rn.  This is a public service broadcast.
>>This message does not really exist.
>>This message has been cancelled.  Please do not read it.
>>This message is not available at your system, due to weather interference.
>>This message was murdered by rn.  Investigations are taking place.
>>This message has been murdered.  The alleged killer is still on the loose.
>>This message has been murdered, and thus, is not currently available.
>>This message is a figment of your imagination.
>>This message has been terminated by news gremlins.
>>This message is outta here.
>>This message has been cancelled, and you are too late to read it, you stupid.
>
>>Any more I'm missing...?
>
>Maybe "This message has been cancelled" !! hehehe :=)
or...
This message has been cancelled
Now forwarding  to system manager with random obsenities inserted.

_______________________________________________________________________________
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From: abas@unix.cis.pitt.edu (The_Equalizer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: "Make like a..."
Date: 17 Apr 92 16:49:59 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh


 How about "Make like Saddam Hussain and invade"


I thought it was funny since I am from Kuwait.


  Thank you "The Rink" 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: edwardy@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Edward Yagi)
Subject: Re: re: Sam Kinison's last words
Organization: University of Hawaii
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 22:08:45 GMT

along this AHHHH AHHHHH! AHHHHH! thread..
 dont know if this is true or not, but I heard his real last words/actions
were: he was first pleading to somebody (doctor?) that he didnt want to die..
'please dont let me die..' but then, he became quiet and made like he was
listening to somebody and then said 'why?' anther pause then finally 'ok'
then died..

						Aloha Sam Kinison..

							edman



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pastino@sjuphil.uucp (Sal Pastino)
Subject: Star Trek Jokes
Organization: Saint Joseph's University
Distribution: stassbm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 12:26:20 GMT


Thanks for the Star Trek joke. T'pau. T'pau. T'pau. Uh oh. Some
Vulcan is playing with a pop gun.


                                          Sal Pastino
From: CS19241653D@lust1.latrobe.edu.au (Matthew GILLARD)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A lost riddle!
Date: 14 Apr 92 13:25:00 GMT
 <1992Apr2.135220.12884@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu> <11176@ksr.com>  
 <1992Apr07.135519.14358@bmerh2.bnr.ca> <1992Apr9.131046.1604@lsl.co.uk> <1992Apr13.144838.11047@oz.plymouth.edu>
Organization: La Trobe University
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <1992Apr13.144838.11047@oz.plymouth.edu> j_herlih@oz.plymouth.edu writes:

> In article <1992Apr9.131046.1604@lsl.co.uk> snail@lsl.co.uk writes:
> >In article <1992Apr07.135519.14358@bmerh2.bnr.ca>, wedge@bnr.ca (Rick Wedge) writes:
> >> In article <11176@ksr.com>, tdh@ksr.com (Dave Hudson) writes:
> >> |> > What's the first number in the English language that uses the letter
> >> |> > "A"?
> >> |> 
> >> I beg to differ but who says that zero is the first number?  How about 
> >> -1000 (negative one thousAnd)?  That's much smaller than zero.  How about
> >> -100,000?  Why do you assume that some arbitrary starting point in the 
> >> middle of the number system is first?  
> >> 
> >Negative One Thousand? uh, uh, you mean minus one thousand. No one who speaks
> >english would say negative one thousand. Then again you may be american.
> 
> 
> Yes, I am American and I used to say minus one-thousand, too...when I
> was about 5 years old.  Most grown-up people say 'negative'  Then
> again, you may be English.  We all know about Them, don't we?  *grin*
> 
> -Axl
> 
> >
> >===== Yes, it's meant to be a snail, I speak only for myself and my snail =====
> >===== not for Laser Scan.                                                 =====
> >                                                              *      *
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> >Software Engineer                            --   ___ --        \  /  
> >Laser Scan Ltd                              (    _   __ )      ======
> >Science Park                               (    (  |   ) )    =      =
> >Milton Road                                (     (_)    ))   =  *  *  =
> >Cambridge CB4 4FS                           (           )  ==   .  .  =
> >England                                      --       --===      ..  =
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> >(+44) 223 420414 ex 275              ========                  ====   
> >                          ===========                      ====      [ ]BEER
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I am Australian and when I was in High School I was taught to say negative 1000
not minus 1000
not minus 1000.  Minus can get mixed up with the actual minus sign when you are 
actually talking about a number less than zero.  Confused you all??

Well I definately am!!!!!


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Matthew Gillard,		E-Mail: cs19241653d@latrobe.edu.au
La Trobe University,
Victoria, AUSTRALIA.
From: wilcox@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A found riddle!
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:09:09 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAXcluster

In article <1992Apr8.145729.23806@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, rhatch@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Richard Hatch) writes:

> So when you write a check, in the part where you write the amount on the blank,
> y'all Brits write: "One hundred and one and 00/100-------------"???
> 
> Dollars is written on the checks here in America, I guess it you be Pounds in
> your case?

We Write "One hundred and pounds only". If their is a fraction, it is written
as,l say, "One hundred and one pounds, 35p"

Funny, huh?
Stephen
 
> -- 
> | Mail me here: Richard Hatch  | "Tact is the art of convincing people that  |
> |  CS332101017@utsa86.utsa.edu |  they know more than they do.               |
> |  rhatch@lonestar.utsa.edu    |                                             |
> |  rhatch@ringer.cs.utsa.edu   |                  -Raymond Mortimer          |
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: Request
Organization: MCS/OneTouch, Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 08 Apr 92 23:40:12 GMT

matth@wheaton.edu (Matthew Hayward) writes:

>I posted the argument clinic script, now could some kind soul repost the
>large list of answering machines ( my email is messed up ) please oh please
>oh please Thanks in advance.

Yes! Yes! Yes! The Answering Machine.

"No! Not that! Anything but that! NO! NOT THE BEEP! PLEASE NOT THE...
<Beep>"
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: guptaa@.alleg.edu (Godfather)
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Organization: Allegheny College
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 01:55:55 GMT

In article <06Apr92034950@miracle.UUCP> phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill) writes:
|koelln@cs.tu-berlin.de (Florian Koelln) writes:
|>In article <goVRiB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com> dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:
|>>dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Korth) writes:
|>>
|>>> In <3235@equinox.unr.edu> schnell@pyramid.unr.edu (Dan Schnell) writes:
|>>> 
|>>> >I've told you once...
|>>> 
|>>> No, you haven't.
|>>Yes I have.
|>No, you haven't.
|I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.
NO IT IS NOT!!

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 ___/(\/	I call myself a spaced out wasted entity existing in an
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     " "......Touche pussycat!!
From: uslave@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu (KJS @ucsb.mcl)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Helen Keller Jokes
Date: 10 Apr 92 05:50:02 GMT

In <i88yiB12w164w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> william.bbs@cybernet.cse.fau.edu writes:

>> That's all I can remember for now, anyone else?

>more...
>               How'd she burn her left cheek (face!)?
>                  -answered iron
>               How'd she burn right cheek?
>                  -they called back

more...
		Why is her leg yellow?
		   -her dog's blind, too
                Why does she have holes in her face?
		   -she was eating with a fork

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From: brianm@sco.COM (Brian Moffet ext 7605)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Where have all the Apple jokes gone?
Keywords: Apple, Macintosh
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 23:41:55 GMT
Organization: The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc.


em@jyu.fi (Erkki Mattila) writes:
>PC and UNIX freaks, this is for you:

>I need quickly a few good and relatively short Apple (Macintosh)
>jokes. If you know any, could you e-mail them directly to me
>(em@jyu.fi). Thanks.

Nobody has any Apple Mac jokes anymore, if they told them, they would be sued
for look and feel.

brian moffet
-- 
             "I am NAN!  I am a free man!"	--	paraphrased

brianm@sco.com  or uunet!sco!brianm                    Speaking for Myself
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From: 910427m@ace.acadiau.ca (JASON MATTHEW MC DONALD)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 6 Apr 92 16:06:59 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr6.144359.4349@news.Hawaii.Edu> tholen@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Dave Tholen) writes:

>>>>> >I've told you once...
>>>>> 
>>>>> No, you haven't.
>>>>Yes I have.
>>>No, you haven't.
>>I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.

>What?!?  That was never five minutes!
I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
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