From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Another tedious flame, press <N> now (Was Re: something about drugs)
Keywords: indeed!
Reply-To: inner-circle@crash.canon.co.uk 
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 01:27:30 GMT

Quoth okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke): 
>bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes his usual drivel:
>
> [standard 'everybody else does it' excuse for lame sig]
>
> [standard 'like I care what you think' excuse for lame sig]
>
>And no, I don't defend my sig, other than to say that it's original.

Heh.  Sorry, a hackneyed shareware joke is hardly original.

>--
>Simon Oke, 3rd year Computer Science
>undergraduate at the University of Essex.
>Warlord this, if you can!

MUCH better!  But what took you so long?

Then again, that one's kinda boring.  Let's design a new one, shall we?

>--
>Simon Oke, 3rd year Computer Science
>undergraduate at the University of Essex.
>Warlord this, if you can!
>Signature copyright 1992 David M. Sweeney.  All rights reserved.

Now _THAT'S_ an original sig if I ever saw one!

ANAGRAM: Simon Oke
---Moose kin

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	|								|
	|	I looked at it in the mirror--swollen, red, 		|
	|	pulsating.  I stopped for a minute, savoring the	| 
	|	anticipation, then continued.  I placed my hands	| 
	|	around it and playfully squeezed.  My mouth		| 
	|	began to salivate, and I swallowed.  Tension was	| 
	|	building.  Teasing it, I alternated between		| 
	|	gentle pulls and firm pressure.  There was an		| 
	|	almost painful sensation as my nerves registered	| 
	|	every motion.  It swelled a little more, and I		| 
	|	knew the moment was near.  Opening my eyes wide,	| 
	|	I gasped as the creamy liquid spewed forth in a		| 
	|	violent eruption.					|
	|								|
	|	Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....				|
	|								|
	|	My body relaxed, my eyes came back into focus, 		|
	|	and I stood there limp as I quietly contemplated 	|
	|	the muck on the mirror.					|
	|								|
	|	God I love zits.					|
	|								|
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Signature copyright 1992 by David M. Sweeney.  All rights reserved.  The phrase
"Sig virus" and the smiley symbol are used by permission.  This sig is 
shareware.  If you like it and decide to keep it, you must pay me $20 or burn 
in net.pirate hell.  Please remember to feed it and change the sawdust in its
cage regularly.  If you don't like it, then you should see what everybody else
uses as their sig files. And it's not like I care what you think anyway. Really.
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