HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: twister
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 06:10:00 GMT

In article <Bs5q61.A39@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes...
>In article <ins450m.712404703@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes...
>>v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>> 
>>>In article <27JUL199213311091@zeus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>lisa & Lisa & Tia are the main flames around here (saynomore......)
>>>>>Wellum, we must be starting a *big* blaze 'round 'ere, then!
>>>>Well I can beat a pair of lisas with a Tia kicker...here! I got a Royal Flush!
>>>>Prince William, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Victoria, Mary Queen of Scots, and
>>>>King Author!
>>>How about King George I, II, III, IV and Louis XIV, XV, XVI? That's *my* kind
>>>of royal flush! (or royal *blush*!)
>>ARGH! Louis est on fyre!!!!
>And George, wot about George????????
Oh, ptthh George. Wot's he ever done for us?


>>>>>>> |> You see, Craig, there's this great thing called "unsubscribe." It's real easy.
>>>>>>> |> All you do is type "u" rather than "f". It's really that simple. 
>>>>>>> 	No, it's easier, I have an X terminal, and I can use a mouse.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>So can I, but we should wait for the next cheese party, mate <SQUEAK!>
>>>>>Yea, it's Wolfgang Amadeus Mausart!!!!!! We'll bring the cheeze, he can 
>>>>>bring the baby grand.
>>>>Who needs a baby grand? I got an adolescent whooping crane the size of France.
>>>>D'accord. D'accord. Be sure to bring the cheese and I'll bring my mouse
>>>>costume too...SQUEAK!
>>>Yea, and Mausart can come along anyway with out the baby grand.
>>Nsughty girl, keep those hormaones away from me.
>No, I will not....Mausart is tray good, and you are going to hear him play
>(with me, of course)  :)
Ha! He couldn't even play while tied in a bag. On the other hand, *I* can play
all the verses of the Bells of St. Mary. Got a mouse organ anyone?

>>>>>>PKT aka Your entry for Upper Class Twit of the Year is in the mail, mate.
>>>>>Tia aka very flatter'd you mention'd me in your postal servvies
>>>>Michael aka You should o' seen where *I* mentioned ya...Whhaaa! Know-wot-I-mean?
>>>Tia aka Yeam, I know Wot-You-Mean, but canst thou tellest me where 'tis?
>>Eccles aka Everywhere, dear.
>Tia aka so where is e'erywhere?
Michael aka right here, deary
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: Lots of bullshit posts here!
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 08:35:31 GMT

hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:

>	Let's talk about MPFC and related projects.  What is Terry Gilliam
>	doing these days?  Does he/did he ever want to do an animated
>	movie in his usual style?  I saw Graham Chapman years ago on a
>	campus tour before his death, I let you know what he said
>	and some of his stories, but you have to be interested in MPFC,
>	and not this bullshit!

Hear, hear! Something sensible for a change!

Most of the Pythons seem to be lying low, popping into the public view only
now and then. John Cleese does Schweppes (sp?) advertisments; Terry Gilliam
does strange movies; Michael Palin was last seen in A Fish Called Wanda. I
have no idea what Terry Jones is up to; however I believe Eric Idle is
appearing in a soon-to-be-released movie ("Mom and Dad Save the Earth"??)

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 05:06:00 GMT

In article <ins450m.711791299@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes...
>mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> 
>>>>{R.I.P} AGAIN! And let that be a warning to you all!
> 
>>>>>>>>>>=> Pag aka I am not a mouse but I know someone who was..
>>>>>>>>>>       Yeah, that's what they always say .... you know, one lump of cheese
>>>>>>>>>>leads to another ..... I know where you've hidden your mouse suit you, you
>>>>>>>>>>you ...... MOUSE!
>>>>>>>>>>Simon aka RodentExtermination Is Us....
>>>>>>>>>Michael aka SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! (thump)
>>>>>>>>Chris aka Poor little fellow.  He never 'ad a chance.
>>>>>>>Michael aka shall we do 'im again? SQUEAK! oops...
>>>>>>Chris aka Careful where you step.  You could trod upon 'im.
>>>>>Meetch aka 's ok, there's plenty more where that came from.
>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>Eccles aka You can't do that - you never no where he's been.
Michael aka The Church Police
     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting! 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 02:43:41 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) goes on:


>>>>>>>In re to Dawn...........
>>>>>>>liar
>>>>>>>sinner
>>>>>>>pagan
>>>>>>>EVIL TEMPTRESS
>>>>>>Three of my favourite pastimes, followed by my favourite thing... >:)
>>>>>Meetch. I love you.
>>>>Oh dear, not another one...
>>>Have you ever considered a job in WWWC?
>>Ummm.. no thanks.  I'm busy enuff as is, and besides - I have other things to
>>do and am keeping occupied.  Oh dear, I'm blabbering myself.  I'll shut up
>>now.  Honest!  *sigh* You do have a strange effect on me, SmoNi.
>Well, don't I on most peeps. (What with all those apricots around
>too!) Too occupied? Oh well. We're not exactly understaffed.

Could you send someone over for Eric ?  'ee's doing *ooh!* naughty things to my
*OOOOHH!* leg.. erm.. never mind, I think 'ee's over it now.

>>>>>>Ooooh!  That's enough to turn ANY red-blooded Aussie type Bruce on!  Tell
>>>>>>me more, puhlease!!!!
>>>>>Um... bottom?
>>>>I prefer the word BUM.  It's well... you know.. erm.. ermm....... easier to
>>>>spell.
>>>Yeah, well, I've gotten edumicated! (I'm in college, you know... I'm
>>>trying to reverse the aforementioned process.)
>>Keep tryin'... you're gettin' there.
>Wot? (any better? Do I have to get all the way to <grunt> stage?)

Snorting will do.  P'raps you should stop spending so much time with Dennis.

>>>>>>Meetch aka Talk dirty to me.
>>>>>SnoiM
>>>>>Mud.
>>>>Meetch aka Ooooh, SMion stop that! *giggle*
>>>IOSmn kak well, I have to convince you The Celler's a nice place
>>>somehow.
>>Meetch aka I *KNOW* it's a nice place, but I'm tied up at the moment.
>SIonm Oh, sorry. did I forget about you again?
Meetch aka Oh dear, let's graft some elephant bits onto ya then, eh?
From: wgutz@immd4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Wolfgang Utz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: seriousness
Date: 23 Jul 92 14:24:57 GMT
Organization: CSD., University of Erlangen

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:
>}	What do most of the posts here have to do with MPFC ?
>}	Nothing in my perception.  It looks like about 5 people
>}	being silly and going back and forth with inside jokes.
>}	There is the occasional puny reference to spam or hells
>}	grannies, but that's about it.  

Nobody (except me, some good friends, the guys who usually post to this 
group and some others that like to be unmentioned or are already to silly
to be counted when arguing with someone like you) prevents you from 
posting things that have a relationship to MPFC. And what is more:
Do I belong to those '5 people' you mentioned (answer: no I don't but I like
reading their silly postings). Am I five people (answer: no, I'm one person)
Any questions left?

>because we like it silly boy...and if you don't like it go to alt.cult-movies 
>and discuss such drivel....serious posts happne about once eveeryt 50 or so 
>posts and disravel due to the insanity of watching MPFC 40hrs/day for 15 
>straight years. so I fart in your general diecrtion and make funny noises
>with my armpits at you.....

That's the way one souhld teart guys like you!!


>}	I like/love MPFC as much as the next guy/gal, but what are
>}	you all on about here?  It is totally wasting net space, and
>}	making most of you appear to me as 10 year olds who still haven't
>}	gotten over the excitemnt of a terminal on the net. 

>hell, I have always been a 10 year old and have been posting to this
>group since last october....and still have not changed my ways....hell
>i almost lost my account for 100 consecutive posts to this newsgroup
>with only one line added at the end in April....during the fabled 'aka' wars.

This man has typed his fingers to the bone. And you %^#%$^* want to flame
brave aka-fighters like that. I wouldn't do that!!!

>}	Let's talk about MPFC and related projects.  What is Terry Gilliam
>}	doing these days?  Does he/did he ever want to do an animated
>}	movie in his usual style?  I saw Graham Chapman years ago on a
>}	campus tour before his death, I let you know what he said
>}	and some of his stories, but you have to be interested in MPFC,
>}	and not this bullshit!

BTW, who is Terry Gilliam, who is Graham Chapman (he? he? can you explain, he?)

>I refuse to answer on the grouns that its far to serious here....

That's exactly my opinion.

>}	Live to flame, flame to live.

>burn him its a witch..

Sometimes I wish, we had some kind of Spanish Inqisition nowadays...

>Jester aka lets mail-bomb him...NOT
>-- 

akakakakakaka

(That's real fun, isn't it!)

>\ /  /    / /  /\
> \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_
> / \/  /   \ \/ \

What's that? 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Lisas
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 14:09:05 GMT

In article <1992Jul27.031428.1999@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski) writes:
 
>
>In <1683011AA3.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu interjects:
>
>[gooey green stuff sent to an alternate dimension]
>
>>>|> I'll take Big L, nothing against Little L, you see, but I like my letters big.
>>>
>>>oh, FINE, see if I care...
>>>
>>>(blah blah blah)
>>>
>>>|> >mNSio kak Michael... is there any group I subscribe to that you
>>>|> >dont?
>>>|> Well, which do you subscribe to? I'm in alt.fan.monty-python (bet you didn't
>>>|> expect *that* one), alt.prose., alt.writing, alt.thrash,
>>>|> alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy, alt.leather.panties, alt.lemon.curry, alt.spam,
>>>|> rec.games.cellar, alt.Lisa.cooking, alt.lupin.bandit, and, finally...
>>>|> of course...alt.spanish.inquisition.
>>>
>>>I DIDN'T EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
>>>
>>>But wait a minute - I don't cook!  Oh, never mind, you capitalized the name,
>>>so it must be the other Lisa....
>>>
>>>|> Michael aka also...net.sarchasm
>>>-- lisa aka yes, that response was a bit predictable - but is it what the
>>>        public wants?
>>Chris aka let's take a poll. . .
>James aka What you do on your own time is *your* business....
Chris aka Not THAT kind of poll, you silly boy.
From: rbuchanan@vitalink.com (Rick Buchanan)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: seriousness
Keywords: spam,throat-warbler-mangrove,rotary-engine,gumby,Mr.Creosote
Date: 24 Jul 92 17:48:43 GMT
Reply-To: rbuchanan@vitalink.com (Rick Buchanan)
Organization: Vitalink Communications Corp.  (Standard disclaimer of course)

In article <54750@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) 
writes:

> .serious posts happne about once eveeryt 50 or so 
> posts and disravel due to the insanity of watching MPFC 40hrs/day for 15 
> straight years.

Only 40hrs/day?

Luxury.

When I was young, _we_ had it rough.   Up in the morning, half an hour
before we had gone to bed the night before, then watch 68 hours of
MPFC while breaking rocks with our teeth, walk to work down mill eighteen
miles (uphill both ways), come home to a dinner of boiled lupins and then 
our mother would tell us The Funniest Joke in the World and dance about on 
our graves singing 'Hallelujah'.  But you tell _that_ to the kids these days
and they won't believe you!

   ---   Rick

    *** I'm from the government and I'm here to help you ***
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: SNUGGLING BUNNIES
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 20:31:26 GMT


>>>>>>>|}Morjens aka anyone else not content wiff my little scheme of marching 
>>>>>>>|}and down the square?
>>>>>>>|Jester aka it workwed for Hitler in 1938
>>>>>>>Jos aka No, no, no! It's `Hilter' not `Hitler' ... ahahaah ... not me!
>>>>>>Meetch aka I'll be sleeping in...
>>>>>Michael aka I'll be steppin' out...
>>>>SIOn /-\ |C  /-\  I'll be sleeping in Bevis.
>>>Michael akakakakakakakakakakaka I'll be dying of spam on the brain.
>James aka Doctor, my Brain hurts. Can you take it out?
IOanm... of course. There's nothing wrogn with you an expensive
operation can't prolong.

>>>>>>>ps. The first one to say `sn*ggl*b*nn**s' will be spanked with a
>>>>>>>    smelly hanky! Be warned! Read the TWWNATS list first, before
>>>>>>>    you post (TWWNATS = The Words We're Not Allowed To Say)
>>>>>>pps. Does that include "NI!" ?
>>>>>ppps. What about "semprini"?
>>>>pssss, Orroit you. You're nicked. Out, the lot, out. Bursting in
>>>>       here with tales about oriental fortune tellers, out!
>>>>       (soory... this skrypt is getting to my head)
>>>psssss; Wot! You can't do that! Oh, maybe you can. It's a fair cop, but
>>>        Society's to blame.
>"It's a fair cop."-- Society
"It's an unfair cop."-- Rodney King.

>>>>>"Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."
>>>>>                             -GNR
>>>>
>>>>"Strangulation, Mutilation, Cancer of the Brain."
>>>>                             -Slayer
>>>
>>>       "They won't leave me be, sucking like a leech.
>>>        Never gonna leave, the Insane Society."
>>>                              -Wrath
>> 
>>"It's such a good feeling to know you're alive,
>>It's such a happy feeling,
>>You're growing inside. . . "
>>-Mr. Rogers
>		"Ding ding."
>		-Trolley

"Necroticism - Discanting the insalubrious."
			      - Carcass.
From: ssw9@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Words to the Lumberjack Song??
Date: 23 Jul 92 11:15:03 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) scribbled : 

=>In article <22JUL92.14490128@skyfox.usask.ca> eckdahl@skyfox.usask.ca writes:
=>|Hello,
=>|I'm a bit af a python fan, and one of my favorite skits was on
=>|about a lumberjack in the Canadian North singing with backup
=>|from the Red-Clad R.C.M.P.  However, I am curious to know
=>|the words to the lunberjack's song.  I believe it was on,
=>|"And Now For Something Completely Different"
=>
=>Ok! Everybody Sing! an' a one, an' a two an' a one two three four:
=>
=>I'm a lumberjack and I'm Ok,
=>I sleep all night an' I work all day!
Oh well, looks like I'll have to hold up the Spam front while Pag is on
holiday (hmmph) :

[dons viking hat]
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam luvverly spam, wonderful
spaaaaam.....

=>(your turn)
=>
=>Jos aka *GORN*!
Simon aka *GORNER!*
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: love........
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:08:07 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) states:
}>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
}>}lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
}>}>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
}>}>|>}Lisa aka touch me briefly and make the check out to cash
}>}>|>Jester how about long and where do I make the check out to?
}>}>how long is it?  Isn't that a rather personal question, sir?
}>}<referee's whistle>
}>}OFFSIDE!!  Can't answer your own question from a sketch!
}>damn he's right you know, i forgot rule #4516 part B section 137-Mark 8
}Right after rule #4516 part A section 2-mark 77 which reads:
}"NO POOFTERS!"

I thouhgt it was no SNUGGLEBUNNIES

}>}PKT aka now about Saturday night.........
}>Jester aka what about Saturday night??? lisa was a good as she claims to be.
}Meetch aka Yeah, what about it?  I musta slept through it.. *sigh*
Jester aka right-o mate.....she was nice after being freshly oiled...
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Philosopher's song
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 12:21:45 GMT

wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu (William C. Haga) sez:

>Now, I've seen the words to the philosopher's song posted here before,
>but I ignorantly neglected to save it, thinking, "Ha, *I've* got both
>volumes of 'All the Words', and needn't save this!".  Of course, most
>of you are well aware that the philospher's song was not in the
>original TV script.  So, I humbly request that someone email them to
>me.

Orroit everyone!  Let's SPAM 'is mailbox!!!!!

>At first I felt guilty about wasting bandwidth with yet another request
>like this, but not after having read the last 200 posts to this group!

Only 200 ?  R U a slow reader or wot ? 8)

>And just to keep it clear, let me add:

But they already call me Bruce!

>  1)  Jos, I do *not* want the words rearranged in alphabetical order.
>      This "the words are all there, but we got to get them in the right
>      order" business will not do.

Tell ya wot, if Jossy-wossy sends you all the words, I'll send you the
abbreviated version in the same order as they appear in the song.

>  2)  I have no preference as to which Lisa sends me a reply (though I
>      *do* think little "l"s are cute.)

There's something to both "L" and "l" that makes me wanna stick me 'ead
in a guillotine and pull the rope...

>  3)  Anyone who adds an "aka" line to this post will have their nostrils
>      slit open with a boat hook.  (I'm already into rope).

Oh well, you win some, you lose yer nose...

>With highest regards,
With contempt,

>Bill (wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu)
Meetch aka Id's dot fuddy.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Lisas
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 19:07:00 GMT


>> Guys......
>> 
>> There are only two of us......so GET IT RIGHT!!!!!
>> 
>> I'm Lisa with the big L
>> 
> 
> 
>Phew, that's a relief, I thought you were Lisa with the big ... (I'm sorry, I'm
>sorry, I'll start again.  BUM!  OH WHAT A GIVEAWAY!)
> 

Hey! We'll have none of *that* around here! This is a respectable posting so
far, and here you want to go and ruin it by making fun of Lisa's big...Heeeeey!
That *is* a big--UMMMPHH! {thud}

"Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."

                             -GNR
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: TRIVIA QUIZ: a warmup, part I
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 13:37:58 GMT


Okay, everyone, time for the first quiz.  First, however, two rules:

1) do NOT post the answers to the net.  We do not want to be reading a hundred
   a hundred posts of identical - or even close - answers!!

2) do NOT mail the answers to me!  This is upon penalty of death.  I'm at work
   and I can't be bothered with a hundred mail messages today from people who
   think they may have some of the answers.

Conclusion?  Write the answers down somewhere on a piece of paper.  I'll post
the answers to the net later on today or early tomorrow.

And now: let the games begin!

The Ridiculously Trivial Monty Python's Flying Circus Quiz

Section One: Mostly Easy Questions

The First Series

1. How many sheds are owned by Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson?
2. Nine out of ten British housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo
	butter and what kind of animal?
3. Which type of farm animals are under the misapprehension that they're birds?
4. What kind of tableware does the diner complain about that gets the restaurant
	staff so upset?
5. The Royal Sergeant Major teaches self-defense against assailants armed with
	what types of weapons?
6. When the suburban couple's cat becomes too complacent, who do they call?
7. An encyclopedia salesman is let into a home by pretending he is a what?
8. Which type of candy in the Whizzo Quality Assortment still has the bones in
	it?
9. Who turns the population of England into Scotsmen?
10. Which is the worst tennis-playing nation in the world?
11. The newlywed couple is told to ask for dog kennels when they intend to buy
	what?
12. What type of animal is the Norwegian Blue?
13. Who is the gang that attacks young men and women?
14. The Spanish guitarist and dancer sing about what animal?
15. What has the homicidal barber always wanted to be?
16. Mr. Anchovy, who hopes to become a lion tamer, is actually a member of which
	profession?
17. Where does Ron Obvious hope to become the first man to jump?
18. Which World War II battle does the Batley Townswomen's Guild choose to
	reenact?
19. The matchbox jump, kicking the beggar, insulting the waiter, and taking the
	bra off the debutante are all events in what competition?
20. Who does the doctor find in Mr. Notlob during surgery?
21. The ice-cream seller at intermission is actually trying to sell what sort of
	bird?


okay, everyone, that's it for the first series.  The answers will follow later,
and I'll post the questions for the second series..

-- lisa aka the woman with all the questions
From: frank@wanda.princeton.edu (Frank B.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Knights who say what?
Date: 24 Jul 92 17:47:11 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Princeton Univ (where applications ask how P.C. you are)
Originator: news@ernie.Princeton.EDU

Could someone please tell me what the Knights who say "ni!" say after they
drop the "ni" thing.  Can it be represented in written English (I would
prefer it in American).  I think I remember something like
nicky-icki-something-something... I'm not nearly the python-head most
people here are so I don't have my own copy of The Holy Grail to check.



frank@wanda.princeton.edu

"All you need in life is a tremendous sex drive and a great ego, brains
don't mean a shit!"
                                              -Capt. Tony Terracino
From: syed@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Burhan Syed)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: never be rude to an arab
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 01:28:53 MDT
Organization: Edmonton Remote Systems #1, Edmonton, AB, Canada

Never be rude to an Arab,
An israeli, or Saudi, or Jew
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.

Never poke fun at a Nigger,
A Spik, or a wop, or a Kraut,
And never put down. . .

(Explosion!)


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