HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Box)
Subject: Re: Another flame from Dominus (Was: Re: Body Parts)
Organization: Scientific Harmony
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 17:36:30 GMT


what a mess

lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
] Dominus, justified ancient of t.b:
] :|: VERILY, IT IS WRITTEN (BYHL 6:12-18) THAT FOR EVERY REALLY BANG-UP POST,
] :|: THERE WILL BE ONE TRANSGRESSOR WHO MAKES A STUPID FOLLOWUP.
] 
] lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
] :|	hehe.
] :|	this is not a followup, btw. no no no.
] 
] b.c., a legend waiting to happen:
] : Yes, it is a STUPID FOLLOWUP.
] 
] lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
] :|	hehe.
] :|	this is not a followup, btw. no no no.


anvil.  head.  solution.

[]
read. learn.  evolve.  get the fuck out of the way.


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10969 alt.religion.kibology:1609
From: whoami@hostname (Ann Landers)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: flame: CAPITOL LETTERS
Summary: CAPITOL LETTERS: Federal Budget Item #1629A
Date: 13 Apr 92 02:10:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: hostname.sunday.edition

In alt.games.sf2 article <35vja4m.primus@netcom.com> primus@netcom.com (Robert keng) writes:
>			I don't know about you, but reading an article written entirely in
>capital letters for most people is like getting yelled at. No one
>said that you can't use them: just most people are not used to reading articles
>written entirely in capital letters. I mean, look at newspaper articles. Are
>they written entirely in capital letters? Most people expect to read lowercase
>and capitalized letters when appropriate since after all, this is a newsgroup,
>and most people expect it to somewhat reflect a newspaper.

What pisses me off is how the little bastard never quite manages to throw
the Internet far enough to reach my porch on rainy days, so that by the
time I go outside to get it, the backbones are all flooded.

>This is not a flame, simply a suggestion.

What, to look at newspaper articles?

Aside: Kibo, if you were bidding for a government contract to produce
capitol letters, what would you propose and how much would you bid?

whoami@hostname

"LETTER X! LETTER X! YIPEEEE!!!! And the settlers of alt.games.sf2
 lived happily ever after, because they weren't very smart."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and others
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 01:47:14 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <s466iB5w164w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk writes:
>bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>> And I mean, this is the same pinhead polluting the comp.sys.mac groups
>> with his whiny polemic about the expense of Apple hardware.
>
>Why don't you read the fucking articles, "BILL".  You might then notice that
>my primary complaint isn't the cost of Mac software and hardware, but the
>fact that stuff which is released in the US takes months or years to reach
>the UK.  In fact, my involvement in the flame threads has mostly been to
>DEFEND Apple prices as being competitive with PC prices.
>
>> Said
>> pinhead, of course, owns NO apple hardware, and indeed only owns PCs.
>
>Wrong, bozo.  I don't own any PCs.  Never have.  I just use one at work, and
>hate it.
>
>As I said to you by mail, I plan to buy a Mac soon.  Like, within a month.
>
>Of course, you probably didn't know that when you decided to flame me.  You
>saw someone criticizing Apple UK and Claris, and immediately you assumed I was
>an IBM PC owner spouting random anti-Mac bigotry.  So when you see my name
>appear in talk.bizarre, you decide to have a go at me here as well.
>
>Of course, it probably became clear to you that you'd grabbed the wrong end
>of the stick when you got my mail.  Maybe by now you've cancelled this
>article.  But now I've trawled with grep and found it (our system doesn't
>process cancel messages), I find myself wondering whether you get paid for
>insulting future customers, or whether it's just something you do in your
>spare time.
>
>> slander and libel are illegal in this country, how bout yours?
>
>Show me some slander and libel.  If you have a criticism with some substance,
>then let's hear it.
>
>
>mathew
>[ And to think, when all I'd read was your mail I thought you were basically
>  a nice guy. ]
>-- 
>Civilization is just a temporary failure of entropy.


Why buy a Mac, when you are situated in a country where you could buy a
nice system like the Archimedes?

The Mac is a good machine for DTP, but I find it to be about as interesting
as a toaster.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: LIFE?
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Technology, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 17:37:27 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.173315.13273@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Box) writes:
=lefty@apple.com (St. Lefty) writes:

=] In article <1992Mar22.171235.16453@wetware.com>, mlegare@wetware.com (Box)
=] writes:

=] > Proposed: the CARASSO award 

=] I thought a CARASSO was a unit of measurement, equal to one clueless followup
=] per original posting.

=the award is designed to produce one bruno of sound when dropped on the 
=recipient.  a bruno is a unit of measurement used to measure the amount
=of sound generated by dropping a piano off a specific building at MIT.

Around here (southeast), a "bruno" is a loud thumping noise, generated
by impacting a corporate jet with half the Brunos' corporate management
aboard into the side of a mountain. 

I worked as lighting crew at a Brunos' managers meeting once. "And now,
Mr. Bruno would like to say a few words before the entertainment starts."
(He was about 80 at the time. The co-ordinator whispered, "This should 
only be about five minutes.")

Thirty minutes later, I got bored enough to start pantomining him (arm
waving, fist-in-palm, pointing, etc.), standing where the managers 
couldn't see me, but the band could. A minute later, they were watching 
me instead of him, until the co-ordintor saw me. (She was an attractive
lady, too...)

=Mr. Roger Carasso has generated so many billions of CARASSO units from his
=posting that a new unit, the GIGACARASSO!!!!!!!  had to be developed.

I can't wait for the GOOGLCARASSO....

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chariman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Always remember, that someone, somewhere, is making a product that will
make your product obselete." Georges Doriot, founder of American R & D.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker to Robots)
Subject: Time After Time  (Was:  "It was ELVIS!!! (WAS: Time)")
Summary: "One for the money, two for the show . . ."
Keywords: blue suede shoes
Organization: ScreechHog Utilities, Inc.
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 18:24:43 GMT
X-Mjs09: ice

In article <1992Apr6.165805.5712@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
>>>> Elvis is dead.
>>>Pelvis wrist head.
>> Elvish knish-head.
>Melvins Fist bled
Kelvin's fish fed.


-- 
/*------------------------------------.------------------------------------*\
|                 Nemo                |                omeN                 |
|                                     |                                     |
\*_mjs@kepler.unh.edu_________________|_________________ude.hnu.relpek@sjm_*/
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Oh-oh.  Sam Kinison is dead.
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 00:23:15 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

i didn't even know he was ill. HAR HAR.

o sorry - that was the shakespeare joke, wasn't it?

HAR HAR (c) Stephen Leacock 1939
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker to Robots)
Subject: Mayberry B. F. D.  (Was:  SCUM!!!  ALL OF YOU!!!)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.stupidity 
Summary: Surprise, surprise, surprise!
Organization: ScreechHog Utilities, Inc.
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 18:44:20 GMT

In article <9204071814.AA24726@noc2.dccs.upenn.edu> mjd@SAUL.CIS.UPENN.EDU writ
es:
>You are all dickheads!!! 
>All of you!!!
>First off, I'm sick of all you assholes impersonating me!!  Everyone
>who posts something under my name can go gomerize their grandmother's hamster!
                                          --------
                                             |___ Gollllleeee!
!

>Mark-Jason Dominus                                        mjd@central.upenn.ed
u


-- 
/*------------------------------------.------------------------------------*\
|                 Nemo                |                omeN                 |
|                                     |                                     |
\*_mjs@kepler.unh.edu_________________|_________________ude.hnu.relpek@sjm_*/
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: The FelchMeister
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:40:33 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.224934.29819@cs.odu.edu> fitch@rain.cs.odu.edu (Tracy  
Fitch) writes:
>In article <1992Apr13.152419.3420@news.larc.nasa.gov>  
kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr13.033902.3085@leland.Stanford.EDU>  
shedevil@leland.Stanford.EDU (Paula Abdul Jabbar) writes:
>>>
>>>
>>>For crying out loud you guys!!!...don't you realize that
>>>alt.missing-kids is a newsgroup to deal with CHILD ABDUCTION?  Take it
>>>OUT of the newsgroup line for this CLINTON thing..PLEASE!!!
>>
>>Oh, sorry.  I thought this was alt.sex.missing-kids.
>
>You sir, are an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goose fur barf can grass!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NO ONE'S HOME
Followup-To: My Own Private Sudatenland
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 18:29:42 GMT

in alt.cult-movies,
clg308@vaxa.strath.ac.uk writes:

>Just a wild guess here, but i get the feeling your taking the piss here.
>However if your not I'll but your mind at rest the film was 
>called[deleted section]. hope this helps,and next time don,t ask such
>a stupid question,because it was'nt even remotely funny.

RICHH
--just taking the piss
--don,t, just don,t




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: Re: I just gots ta
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 19:30:25 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <18723@ravel.udel.edu> hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams) writes:
>In article <agtjtw-.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
>>Mark., nobody even likes me anyway
>
>And here I thought those rumors about Charlie Brown
>posting to the net under an assumed name were just
>some sort of urban legend...


Charles Schultz settled out of court.

Mark., A. A. Milne also based Eeyore on me but I got a cut of the profits
up front
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton)
Subject: punish
Followup-To: hershey.hiway,talk.bizarre
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, Univ. of Texas at Arlington
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 05:35:34 GMT


place appropriate punishment in $HOME/etc/termcap.

syntax:

% punish username@host &  


---------------- cut here ---------------
#!/usr/bin/perl
$asshole=shift(@ARGV);
chop($my_tty = `tty`);
chop($my_site = `hostname`);
$punishment = "/bin/mail $asshole < \$HOME/etc/termcap "; # adjust to suit
($them,$their_site) = split(/@/,$asshole,2);
   $port = 79;		    
   $sleep_time = 15;            
   $sockaddr   = 'S n a4 x8';
   $AF_INET = 2;
   $SOCK_STREAM = 1;
   ($name, $aliases, $proto) = getprotobyname('tcp');
   ($name, $aliases, $port) = getservbyname($port, 'tcp') unless $port =~ /^\d+$/;;
   ($name, $aliases, $type, $len, $thisaddr) = gethostbyname($my_site);
   ($name, $aliases, $type, $len, $thataddr) = gethostbyname($their_site);
   $this = pack($sockaddr, $AF_INET, 0, $thisaddr);
   $that = pack($sockaddr, $AF_INET, $port, $thataddr);
   while(1) {
       $my_ppid = getppid(); $their_on = 0;
       if ($my_ppid == 1) { die "horribly"; } # Dont run if init is my parent
       die $! unless socket(S, $AF_INET, $SOCK_STREAM, $proto); # Make socket fd
       die $! unless socket(S, $AF_INET, $SOCK_STREAM, $proto);
       die $! unless bind(S, $this);  
       die $! unless connect(S, $that); 
       select (S); $| = 1; select (STDOUT);
       print S "$them\n";               
       while (<S>) {                   
           if (/Login name: $them/) {   # Read until the ASSHOLE appears
               do { $trash = <S>; } until $trash =~ /Directory/;
               chop($their_finger = <S>); 
               if ($their_finger =~ /On since/i) { $their_on = 1; }
               @trash = <S>;             
           }
       }
       if ($their_on) {           # notify me when their on, punish them.
           open(MYTTY, ">$my_tty");
           print(MYTTY "\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n");
           print(MYTTY "The ASSHOLE, $asshole is on $their_site\n");
           print(MYTTY "$their_finger\n");
           print(MYTTY "\n");
           print(MYTTY "I am punishing them now.\n");
           close(MYTTY);
           system($punishment);
           exit 0;
       }
    sleep $sleep_time;
}

bILL
perl necklace for ya'

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.peeves
From: userisra@mts.ucs.ualberta.ca (Mark Israel)
Subject: Re: More helpful Hints
Followup-To: alt.usage.english
Originator: lnds@zeus.biochem.ualberta.ca
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 09:23:42 GMT

In article <1992Apr11.231833.11704@wetware.com>, drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:

> Irregardless how syntactically, or semantically correct,

   Drieux, how could you *POSSIBLY* put "syntactically, or semantically
correct" and "irregardless" on the same line???

userisra@mts.ucs.ualberta.ca		Mark Israel
Instinctive grammatical moralizer.
From: whoami@hostname (Ha! Ha! Me funny^H^H^H^H Me bizarre^H^H^H^H)
Date: Friday, 17 Apr 1992 15:03:36 EST
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: Stewie, this is your life!
Keywords: shitstool fuckaduck maggotcockeatingshithead snotsucking
Reply-To: rauser@fraser.sfu.ca
Distribution: world


In article <1992Apr16.121835.1547@midway.uchicago.edu> bitn@quads.uchicago.edu (nathan elery bitner) writes:
>In article <joshua.702797527@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>>whoami@hostname (OH CHRIST IVE FUKKIN CUM!!!!!!!!!!) writes:
>>
>>>STEWIE AT BIRTH:
>>>Stewie's Butt-Mom:  UNGNGGGG AARGG WUH WUH RARASDADRSFSDGDFVFV
>>>Doctor: It's a boy!
>>>Stewie: Of course its a boy you dimwit fuckhead smeg cheese sucking
>>>        gobbet of hemhorroidal tissue, I've got a goddammed fucking
>>>        plainasyourcrustypuswateryeyescansee dick you pimply excuse for a
>>>        cocksucking fistyourselfwiththecadaversinmedschool nerd geek!  Now
>>>        get down and suck my dick and watch the placenta.
>
>[lots of good Stewie stuff deleted]
>
>Truly awesome.
>I think we need more adventures of Stewie.

I think not.  This is not one of those stories that is intended to make
nimrods like you giggle at how many disgusting words I can fit in a line.
It was a private conversation between L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058 and
I that you shouldn't have read.  Proper netiquette states that if you are
reading talk.bizarre, and you see a posting, hit 'n', it's none of your
fucking business.

>Melvin, suck my dick but only after I've dipped it in acid and fucked your
>mom twice. 

Melvin is my friend.  I will kill your worthless ass for that.  Go ahead
and stick your dick in acid.

>Have a nice day. :)

Get fisted, maggot.


whoami@hostname

"If hate were people I'd be CHINA!"
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Embodiment of Cheese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Classical Studies
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:50:27 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    Dryads make sense.  There's an order and structure there.  If I'm a
dryad, I start with a new tree, a sapling, and by the time it's a mighty
oak, I'm three hundred and fifty years old, experienced and wise in the
ways of dryadery, with the maturity necessary for the administration of
such an important tree.

    But naiads?  Uh-uh.  Stremas and lakes don't start small and get
bigger and more important over time.  So unlike dryads, water sprits
don't get permanent or long-term assignments.  They get shuffled around
and they gain experience.  

    That's how there came to be a bathtub nymph living in my soap dish.
As usual, my Muse is jealous.
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.japan
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (BILLY JOE BISSETTE)
Subject: Re: CATFISH
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 16:20:43 GMT

In article <7npjph-.carasso@netcom.com>, carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
|> 
|> Tokyo, Japan, researchers have ended a 16-year study of tanks of
|> catfish with no clear conclusion on whether their behavior can help
|> predict earthquakes.
|> 
|> -- 

And I thought it was so clear.  Maybe we should explain it to the researchers.
When the tank begins to shakes and the catfish fly out of it, there is a good
probability of an earthquake.

-- 
----------bill the clueless, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Go, Go, Gadget Clue.  No, Gadget Clue, not Gadget Hammer!  Help Brain!
What do you mean, "The Swedish Chef got him."  Stop Gadget Hammer!
No, not Gadget Flame! Stop!  Stop!!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: buzzard@eng.umd.edu (Sean Barrett)
Subject: ideal talk.bizarre newsreader/killfile
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 21:14:57 GMT
Organization: Fraternity of Avian Deists

Superkill--each kill command has a superkill variant, which not only
kills articles meeting the restriction, but killfiles the author as
well.
From: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RICHH:  ANOTHER NEW GAME--GUESS THE NATIONALITY
Date: 7 Apr 92 04:38:54 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <1992Apr6.174329.28394@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
>Guess the nationality of the emailer.
>

(RICHH's bit of e-mail deleted)
>RICHH
>-no, but I kiss that way.
   
Interesting... I never knew "incredibly" was a nationality.

 -- ASK (I like to keep 'em guessing)
From: jake@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Joel Jacobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: hey, i gotta idea.  this is killer.
Date: 16 Apr 92 02:06:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: uwm.1992Apr16.020618.26029
Reply-To: jake@convex.csd.uwm.edu
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Originator: jake@convex.csd.uwm.edu

Lab specimen jreiser@scott.skidmore.edu (jason reiser) rambles:
>
> Listen Sparky, 
> 	You're more than welcome to grab stuff from other user groups
> and re-post them if that's what gets you going in the morning, but
> keep your own stupid ideas on the appropriately named user groups.
> Note that I narrowed the scope of this reply so as not to affend
> anyone on some more serious groups that you chose for your own huge
> cross-post.

<blink>

(pilot)   mission control, this is jokemasterJ, requesting permission to land.
(control) jokemasterJ, permission granted, and 60 bonus points for hitting the
		dink with the laptop under his arm standing in the runway.
(pilot)   that's a roger doger.

<phooooooosh>

(pilot)   damn.  missed.  right over his head.


jake "story with a moral"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ut.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: TESTING
Date: Mon, 06 Apr 92 17:44:47 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES


TESTING ETSTING ESTTING ETSTING ETTSING ETTISNG ETTINSG ETTINGS
TESTING ETSTING ESTTING ETSTING ETTSING ETTISNG ETTINSG ETTINGS
TESTING ETSTING ESTTING ETSTING ETTSING ETTISNG ETTINSG ETTINGS
TESTING ETSTING ESTTING ETSTING ETTSING ETTISNG ETTINSG ETTINGS
TESTING ETSTING ESTTING ETSTING ETTSING ETTISNG ETTINSG ETTINGS
TESTING ETSTING ESTTING ETSTING ETTSING ETTISNG ETTINSG ETTINGS
TESTING ETSTING ESTTING ETSTING ETTSING ETTISNG ETTINSG ETTINGS
TESTING ETSTING ESTTING ETSTING ETTSING ETTISNG ETTINSG ETTINGS
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: Re: NETCOM FASCISTS
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 10:52:10 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <mnrj9db.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>
>IS NETCOM RUN BY FASCISTS?
>THE FACTS:
	[...]
>2) Today I got the following email:
>	
>	From: netmail (E-Mail support Account)
>	To: carasso
>	Subject: background processes
>
>	Background processes are not allowed.
>
>   Apparently they didn't like me running my Gooley-Master-Spy Program
>   in the background:

I guess I should be flattered.

I think Roger should get 3 days worth of free account time on netcom in
return for having his privileges suspended.  But the Netcom folks aren't
gonna do that.

"You pays your money & you takes your chances."

Mark., starting to watch what he types...
gooley@netcom.com
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A brief and disgusted observation
Keywords: Seeing-eye macaque
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 07:50:59 GMT
Organization: Attention Span, Ltd.

and i quote tim@crash.canon.co.uk: 
-kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
-|Ate lunch at Hooters again...
-Ate hooters at lunch again...
-
-Tx. [was i the first?]

Yes, you were the first.  And hopefully, the only.  Being
first to respond to a post like that doesn't make you 
clever, respected or liked.  It marks you as fresh meat.  

						with mesquite flavoring


-- 
     David Bedno		       	   	     drseuss@gorn.echo.com
       "Don't get mad.  Don't get even.  Get even more." - Deth Specula
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Re: FECES OF DOOFE 
Followup-To: rec.adolescent.dim-bulb,talk.bizarre.junior 
Summary: Julian wags in the soup 
Keywords: pudding, fed, boy 
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 17:20:41 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.164739.5250@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>Oh by the way, fuck you Leonid Stewart
>
>--
>Death Himself
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Julian delusion sufferer.

Diagnosis: Pants pulled up over head, can't see in dark.

Prescription: Midol, pull head out of ass, survive puberty.




















incidentally Julia its not Leonid, its Leopold...

or Leonardo...


ps.

fuck you Harry Reasoner
From: mjd@gradient.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: War sucks
Date: 17 Apr 92 06:53:37 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom

In article <c315-30.703489452@manning> c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>Is it a sin to have JC in your kill file?

Oh, you must be Jewish.

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu