From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Originator: kchestn@c00476-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 14:51:39 GMT


In article <1992Nov5.201442.2723@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
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|> From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
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|> In article <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
|> >|> >|> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
|> >|> >|> >By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
|> >|> >|> >president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
|> >|> >|> >a sex object for president?  
|> >|> >|> 
|> >|> >|> oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
|> >|> >|> vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
|> >|> >|> the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
|> >|> >|> 
|> >|> >|> leather aka the ultimate sex object
|> >|>  
|> >|> >lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
|> >|> >chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
|> >|> hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
|> >|> ooooh, baby, wait and see.
|> >|> mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
|> >|> help me out here...
|> >|> 
|> >|> leather aka warming up the custard
|> >|> 
|> >|> 
|> >This *election* will be voted?! on based on the sleeze of each participant, bu
|> >since that is a relitive scale, and considering tina was seen weilding  knif, 
|> >gina has played slap and tickle with rodants, and leather plays with toys
|> 
|> toys?  how do you know about my toys?  maybe i should discpline you...
|> *whip*
|> 
|> >i think imagination and creatitivity along with sleeze should be considered.
|> >i hope i hav'nt left anyone out who would like to play.  if so, grab a can of
|> >crisco and your twister game and jump in anytime.
|> 
|> i prefer mazola.  doesn't harm the thigh-high leather boots as much,
|> plus it makes the rubber sheets easier to clean up afterwards.
|> also adds a nice texture to the custard and is more fun than treacle.
|> 
|> but my favourite is e-z-cheese (not the bacon kind)
|> 
|> >chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
|> 
|> kisses
|> leather aka you want danger, baby, i'll show you what danger is
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> 
Ladies and gentleman welcome to the wide world of the sleezest person wins.
Leather has taken an early lead in this race with a very forceful showing.
What are you comments Frank?...Well, she is comming out strong but one 
wonders if she will have anything for the finish...Thanks Frank, now back 
to Chestnutt in the booth.

chestnutt aka the geek that laughed at danger
 
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