HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: No looking at your neighbors' papers....
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:08:14 GMT

In article <1atdpuINN8g6@uwm.edu>, terri@csd4 (St Theresa of the Net) writes:

}Wisconsin is running 14 different parties/platforms for national office.
}Libertarian Marrou and Independent Ross Perot are the only 3rd party
}candidates on the ballot in all 50 states.
}
}Isn't this *fun*?


Mostly, but i do shed a bitter tear for the fact that advertising
money, and not number of states listing their candidate on the ballot,
determine how much media attention someone will get. That's the only
way  to explain the Perot phenom, and goes some length to explaining
Griz (assuming he's getting serious white supremacist bux) and
LaRouche (assuming he's got the all the Venusian Resistance PAC money
sewn up)  I wonder how many Americans are even AWARE that there are
more than two political parties in the US.

--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: Clinton Chased Girls with Just a Shirt on
Keywords: Come Clean?
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 23:10:22 GMT

In article <1992Oct16.132610.3805@porthos.cc.bellcore.com> swami1@troy.uucp (22535-swaminathan) writes:
>>
>
>I have news from a confidential source that Clinton chased girls
>with just a shirt on with his you know what dangling for every one
>to see.
>
>He was three years old then.
>Do you trust this man to be your president?
>It is an issue of charecter.
>Come clean Clinton!

 I DID NOTHING OF THE SORT!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I...

 HUH? What?

 Oh... heh... THAT Clinton...

 Nevermind.

-- Clint (the one who DID inhale)
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Just let the sun shine in to your life!
Date: 14 Oct 1992 04:40:38 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-19.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

Talk.bizarre, here's looking at you, kid! You make my day so happy, and 
the people here really care about me as a person, not as a customer. 

It's such a homey place and the walls shine with your enthusiasm! I can
always find my inner smile when I come for a visit!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: the box
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 14:27:11 GMT



    _--_     _--_      ********************************
   ( () )___( () )     *                              *
    \           /      *                              *
     (  ' _ `  )       *     don't  ever  leave       *
      \  ___  /,"feH!" *     the  box.  you are       *
    .__( `-' )  ___    *     safe just  as long       *
   /   /`---'`-'   \   *    *as you  never ever       *
  /   /          ._/   __  * *`eave the box. do       *
/'   /.-----\___/     /  )  *;ot  try  to learn       *
\___//          `----'   ! .^about  the outside       *
     \            ______/ * ,world. stay in the       *
      `--_____----'    *     box. you will soon       *
        \    /         *     learn  to like the       *
        !   !          *     box.  in  time you       *
        /  /__         *     will accept it and       *
       (______)        *     you will  not want       *
                       *     to ever come out.        *
                       *                              *
                       *                              *
                       ********************************

   --
   Talk.bizarre: Love it or Hate it you Can't Eat it.



         __  _-==-=_,-.
        /--`' \_@-@.--<
        `--'\ \   <___/.
             \ \\   " /   _"munch, slurp, yum yum!"
              >=\\_/`<
  ____       /= |  \k.bizarre
_'    `\   _/=== \___/
`___/ //\./=/~\====\
    \   // /   | ===:
     |  ._/_,__|_ ==:        __
      \/    \\ \\`--|       / \\
       |    _     \\:      /==:-\
       `.__' `-____/       |--|==:
          \    \ ===\      :==:`-'
          _>    \ ===\    /==/
         /==\   |  ===\__/--/
        <=== \  /  ====\ \\/
        _`--  \/  === \/--'
       |       \ ==== |
        -`------/`--' /
                \___-'
From: dcj@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: juvenile dementia
Summary: where sums are stored
Date: 14 Oct 92 13:42:05 GMT
Reply-To: dcj@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Organization: Laboratory for the Foundations of Computer Science, Edinburgh U


In a way, the James Clerk Maxwell Building (centre for various
sciences including computer science at the University of Edinburgh)
is like a large living breathing organism.  It sucks in air through
ventilation shafts, open doors and windows, and hundreds of students
and lecturers flow through it like a nutrient rich blood.  The 
security staff, janitors and servitors are like white blood cells,
and their offices are lymph nodes.  The computer networks within
this place are a kind of central nervous system, and the cafeteria
is like a huge swollen pancreas the lecture theatres and corridors
form an enormous digestive tract leading to the doors, where the 
chewed and half-digested remnants of what were once people are 
ejected from the sphincter-like entrance, the windows are always
watching you, huge glassy eyes, 

ATTENTION! ATTENTION!  ATTENTION! ATTENTION!  ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

***** THIS IS A LEVEL FOUR ALERT!  REPEAT A LEVEL FOUR ALERT! *****

***** AN UNCONTROLLED ANALOGY HAS ESCAPED ON THE SECOND FLOOR *****

******* WILL ALL PERSONNEL PLEASE CLEAR THE AREA IMMEDIATELY ******


Paul: Hello? Who is this?

Bob:  It's Bob, Paul.

Paul: Well you just got me out of bed.
      Why?

Bob:  I'm afraid there's been a 
      horrible accident in
      the terminal room, Paul.

Paul: What's happened?

Bob:  I don't know how to tell 
      you this but, well, one
      of the students was trying 
      to handle an analogy without 
      a supervisor and... 
      all hell's broken loose Paul.

Paul: GODDAMN IT. 
      Don't they realise the *danger*?
      What if the BAA hear about this? 
      We could be *closed down*. 
      How bad is it?

Bob:  I don't know.  
      I just don't know.  
      We're doing everything we can 
      to bring it under control.      

Paul: Sally,... is she..?

Bob:  You don't know anyone called Sally, Paul.



And that's why I had to kill them all.

Damian,
dcj@dcs.ed.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: University of Jordan
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 00:29:16 GMT

IN SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC bdm@cs.anu.edu.au writes:
)Hello.  I am need of an honest opinion of the quality of computer
)science education at the University of Jordan.  I am particularly
)interested in hearing from someone who can judge it from the
)viewpoint of US or European standards.  Please use email to
)bdm@cs.anu.edu.au.   Thanks in advance.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH


10 PRINT; PRINT; PRINT "HELLO AND WELCOME TO TERRORIST TRAINING"
20 PRINT; PRINT "PICK A WESTERN SATANIC TARGET TO HIT(1-10)"
30 INPUT TARGET
40 IF RANDOM(10) + 1 = TARGET THEN PRINT "GOOD SHOT, ALLAH LOVE YOU": GOTO 10
50 STOP
60 END
70 CRASH
80 REM ILLEGAL COPYING OF SOFTWARE WILL RESULT IN NO HANDS.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: MISSING-PERSON LOCATOR
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 02:02:04 GMT

In <1992Oct7.103116.9316@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>In article <1992Oct6.180930.1581@cnsvax.uwec.edu>, mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>>                              MISSING-PERSON LOCATER
>>                The following information is a very simple technique for 
>>           finding missing children, adults, MIA's, etc..  Please take 
>>           it SERIOUSLY. 
>>                The person can then be found by going in the direction 
>>           that the wire is consistently pointing toward, or by moving 
>>           some distance at right angles to that direction and finding 
>>           the new direction (triangulation method). 
>SO, WHAT ABOUT A T.B EXPEDITION TO FIND WAVEY-DAVEY? WE NEED HIM BACK.

Splendid idea!  In fact, for the "specimen" needed, we can use his
severed head, which I have right he.....

Oh dear.  I think I have just made this too easy.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.chaki.chaki.chaki,alt.cascade
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: freeze-dried gulliblity in plethora sauce
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 01:42:26 GMT

In article <BvtrDI.Dxq@csc.liv.ac.uk> markr@csc.liv.ac.uk (Mark Rivers) writes:
>milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>>>mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>>>schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>>>>carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>>>>>>gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
>>>>>>)I nipped into a handy brick wall and came out disguised as Aneurin
>>>>>>)Bevan, forgetting that he had been dead for some years.  
>>>>>
>>>>>>I've always had a special place in my heart for the Japanese people.
>>>>>
>>>>>I've always had a special place in my basement for Japanese people.
>>>>>
>>>>I've always had a special place in my bed for Japanese women.
>>>
>>>I've always had a special place in my head for Japanese lobotomy.
>>
>>I've always had a special place in my workstation for Japanese electronics.
>> 
>I've always had a serious face hence my predisposition with Japanese frolics.

I've always worn frilly lace since my expedition with Japanese alcoholics.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "Yow! Up ahead! It's a DONUT HUT!!"
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Personal Angst About SAT Scores
Date: 10 Oct 92 22:26:20 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper


Do I have to give my college degree back
since I didn't sit the SAT exams?

ciao
drieux


-- 
Modern Day Problems:

Don't Just Rock the Vote
Kick OUT THE JAMS!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours)
Subject: Re: A friend of mine said I should post this here
Organization: IFA
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 23:11:39 GMT

Jessica M. Mcgeary writes:
>
>How Smurfs Breed [...]
>And that is how smurfs breed. If you know otherwise, or have modifications
>to the theory, let me know.

Never mind that.  Post the GIFs!!!

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: Fanning the Flames of Hate
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 19:50:24 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.162020.28321@pellns.alleg.edu> dblackbu@alleg.edu (Dave Blackburn) writes:
>>>>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
>>>Parades the cupid (without hair).
>>Shrewd becomes vapid (as if we care).
>Nude scones evaporate (into the air)
>--
Crude phones give rapid weight (like Linda Blair)
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: direct quote
Date: 8 Oct 1992 04:10:10 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Oct7.124435.6198@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
*Ummm, let me get this straight.
*
*The RAMONES are doing a SIT-DOWN show??


You goober.  There isn't a single group in the world that does a sit-down
show.  The seats are there just so you have a place to sit and pass the
time before the show, so you'll you'll be well rested for when the real
action starts.

It's also a way of marking your territory, without taking a piss.  Unless
you really want to.


Mark "NOT planning on sitting" Lippert
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Der Kitty picks a new spot
Date: 12 Oct 92 15:11:52 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:

>     Woe is me, I'm doomed.  Der Kitty has picked
>a new spot, and once again it's right next to my
>pillow on the bed.  She's picked that spot before.

>     You see, Der Kitty picks a new spot every three
>or four months.  All of a sudden she just wakes up
>one fine morning and decides that it's a good day to
>change spots, and then she moves to another spot.

>     Her spot for the last couple of months was in
>a corner on the couch.  Then she moved to a stack of
>old newspapers in paper bags (two bags worth), but
>I foolishly took the newspapers to a recycling bin.
>Now instead of having a minor eyesore in one corner
>of the room for the next few months, I have Der
>Kitty in my face every night for the next few months.


I think it's time you broke down and invested in a
litter box and a bag of Kleen Kitty.  Definitely
works better, and you won't have to air out the house
so often and throw away so many pillows.


Matt
If you have kids, make sure you tell them not to eat
the Tootsie Rolls in the sandbox.
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Helpful Hint
Date: 10 Oct 92 09:21:56 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper


Before You make a Mistake:

'Set Theory'

is not about Tennis.


ciao
drieux


-- 
Modern Day Problems:

Don't Just Rock the Vote
Kick OUT THE JAMS!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: cmeadows@nyx.cs.du.edu (Chris Meadows)
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 01:42:44 GMT


There was, I understand, an episode of Star Trek: The Animated Series
where the computer developed a malfunction after flying through a
wierd cloud that caused it to start playing practical jokes on the 
crew.  Things like "Kirk is a Jerk!" written across the back of Capt.
Kirk's new uniforms; dribble glasses; eye-smudge telescopes; etc.
I couldn't stop laughing as I was reading it in the "Star Trek Log"
book by Alan Dean Foster...

--
---Chris Meadows  CHM173S@SMSVMA or CMEADOWS@NYX.CS.DU.EDU
        "Wish in one hand and do something else in the other, then 
          squeeze them both and see which one comes true."
                    ---Corwin, NINE PRINCES IN AMBER by Roger Zelazny
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: debt size wars, was Re: direct quote
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 05:37:14 GMT

In article <1b0e3sINNl6a@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>In article <1avu5iINNjpp@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>*OH, pooor pooooor pooooooooor markie.
>*My heart bleeds for you.
>*
>*I'm finally *down* to $2000 and i'm euphoric and blissfull and you're
>*whining about $1k.
>
>Nononononononoooooooo, m'dear.  What that means is that after that $1000,
>I'll finally be under $5000 and actually be able to afford the move.  Sort
>of.

between us, pierce and i are $14,600 in debt
(approximately) but we're moving anyway, to
another state, where pierce will take out a
student loan and go to college so that we can
afford to pay off our debts.

just wait till we buy a second car and a house
and have kids!  then we'll both be getting PhDs
and moving to fucking bermuda!

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: veep debate
Date: 14 Oct 92 03:43:52 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: Downsize Inc.
In-reply-to: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com's message of 14 Oct 92 00:40:37 GMT

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:

>  Stockdale: Uh V-v-v-v-vietnam my boss Ross I'm not This is
>	      why we have gridlock buhdee buhdee buhdee that's all
>	      for me, folks!
>
>   Though I feel bad about making fun of him.  I spent
>   part of the debate wincing in sympathetic pain whenever
>   he spoke.


"I ran a civilization for several years...  and the codename was BACK-US,
umm, everyone knew what that meant, and it meant you had to, umm, look after
yourself, but in the end it was, umm, BACK-U.S., you know, back the U.S....
the best part about it was that it was so far from Washington..."

I don't have the Stockdale Cliff Notes, would someone please explain what all
that was about.

-Tom
it's a good start at a 100-worder though
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34440 alt.non.sequitur:389 alt.politics.perot:2296 alt.newbie:198 misc.test:11875
From: beh10@duts.ccc.amdahl.com (Barry Holsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.politics.perot,alt.newbie,misc.test
Subject: Re: hi
Date: 16 Oct 92 15:22:27 GMT
Reply-To: beh10@DUTS.ccc.amdahl.com (Barry Holsinger)
Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA

In article <1992Oct15.034947.13313@ultb.isc.rit.edu> gmr6139@ultb.isc.rit.edu (G.M. Richard) writes:
>

>Isn't that bizarre?
What, that big brown car?


>p.s. Did you read the brand new FAQ?
Oh yes, while lying on my back.


--
Barry Holsinger           | I ain't git'n et by no gators to make my wage!
Sunnyvale, CA             | There are better ways to make a buck in dis
beh10@DUTS.ccc.amdahl.com | nutty town!!  -Ralph Snart
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Things That Make you say: "OH NO!"
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 1992 00:04:22 GMT

rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
] 
] I belive the Ramones are fast becoming the Grateful Dead of their
] generation.


There is no clearer Proof for the Need to Re_Elect Reagan NOW!

ciao
drieux



-- 
Modern Day Problems:

ME? engage in Hyperbole?
I have rarely been more than a first Order Function!!!!
From: kingston@verbis.waisman.wisc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: RE: copyright violation, part i
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:18:22 GMT
Organization: Waisman Center, University of Wisconsin-Madison

BRAVO!!!!!
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: direct quote
Date: 7 Oct 1992 07:48:17 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1atbrsINN8b0@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
*Lemme go find his address so you know where to send the K-Y.
*
*and yes, he lives at home.

Well of course I live at home.  Not too many cardboards boxes have street
addresses.  

Just have to pay off another $1000 and I'll be able to afford to move.


Mark "I owe some people 5000 bucks, being in debt really sucks" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush
From: swami1@troy.uucp (22535-swaminathan)
Subject: Clinton Chased Girls with Just a Shirt on
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 13:26:10 GMT
Keywords: Come Clean?

>

I have news from a confidential source that Clinton chased girls
with just a shirt on with his you know what dangling for every one
to see.

He was three years old then.
Do you trust this man to be your president?
It is an issue of charecter.
Come clean Clinton!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,news.answers
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Tory philosophy
Date: 13 Oct 92 13:07:21 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In UK.MISC article <1992Oct12.235412.7428@dscomsf.desy.de>
Hallam@zeus02.desy.de (.de, ie Deuchland uber alles ville) writes:

#  That makes about as much sense as the old Tory nonsense that "you can't
#  buck the markets"

What she meant to say was "You can't mark the bucket."

Or possibly "You can't bark the mercat."


-- Ken Johnson    <-- one of the janitors here can't tell the difference
                      between my name and John Kingston.
-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Complete this sentence
Date: 16 Oct 1992 01:02:25 GMT
Organization: bottle of hate
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


Complete the following sentence:

"In the days when i ate meat, i liked ____"


AjD
...liverwurst and butter
on wonder bread
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.dreams
From: df2tg2n@ties.bell-atl.com (Steve Rosen)
Subject: Re: Recurring Dream
Reply-To: df2tg2n@shoes.bell-atl.com
Organization: Bell Atlantic - Phila, PA
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 12:31:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.064155.18216@serval.net.wsu.edu>, rcrane@yoda.eecs.wsu.edu (Robert Crane - OTHER) writes:
|> Loosing teeth is a very comon dream among people.
|> Jung said that it was a sign of someone having a loose mouth, i.e.,
|> talking or gossiping too much.
|> Whether this is true I don't know.
|> It might have a physiological basis.
|> -- 
|> -bob crane
|> rcrane@yoda.eecs.wsu.edu
|> "Ah Limbo!"

I've also heard that it is a sign of death or related to someone dying.

-- 
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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               {Voice}: (215) 466-2061, {FAX}: (215) 563-0517
                     E-Mail: steve.rosen@bell-atl.com

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: poem
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 02:51:16 GMT



death to little girls flowered in white dresses
	aXe
	aXe
	aXe
chop into grandma the old wrinkled wormed vagina
				slaSH
				slaSH
				slaSH
here kitty, come here, here kitty, good kitty, Ha!



...warmest regards, carasso

...
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: .jpg files
X-Advertisement: Hump Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 06:06:46 GMT
Comments: Help stamp out philately!


"-" == big daddy hate box <pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu> writes:

-> i got the .jpg image file just posted. i am not sure how to view it
-> though. i can view .gif files using a program i have for our mac
-> but it will not read .jpg files. oh well. any input out there?

Yeah: don't bother.

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: Fair is fair: Jordan
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 19:00:28 GMT
	<1992Oct10.013512.11299@netcom.com>
	<1992Oct11.065952.1418@alembic.acs.com>
Organization: University of Utah

In article <1992Oct11.065952.1418@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:

	[drivel]

   In article <1992Oct10.013512.11299@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:

	[drivel]

you two are gonna make me puke.

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jonathan byrd
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