From: paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Atharvan)
Subject: Re: IN _____ THEY HAVE ___ DIFFERENT WORDS FOR ________
Organization: The Net-Anarchists of SCI, Inc.
Distribution: world,local
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 21:08:36 GMT

>Icarus writes:
>> [..list deleted..]
>> In talk.bizarre we have 2 different words for newbies.
>> In alt.cascade we have to stiff esperanto for dogs with rabies.
>> In misc.test they have still different words for test-tube babies.
>> In rec.food they have 40 different words for spaghetti-flavored ladies.
>> In hick.brew they have poorly affluent birds with ready-tailored scabies.
>> In alt.fan.motley-crue they have curly flatulent nerds with stolen frisbees.
>> In soc.college they have 20 easily redolent words for cornmeal krispies.
>> In comp.ai they have have 3 succulent words for CONS fed lisp-ies.
>> In rumpus.room they have free bucking herds for bombs and whispers.
>> In pompous.rome they have three talking heads for tombs and sisters.
>> In biz.wanted they have 13 toking Deadheads, 4 plumes, and a system.
>> In liz.eyes.slanted they have 4 smoking well feds, 2 legumes and a cistern.
>> In whiz.on.floor they have 8 joking bellhops, 4 spitoons, and a blister.
>> In talk.rumors they have 17 parking lots, 2 boats, and JFK's whiskers.
>> In talk.abortion they have 23 honey pots, 3 coats and Jackie's hangers.
>> In alt.drugs they have 80 crack huts, 4 cats, and wacky stranglers.
>> In alt.cascade they have 2 cascades, n rats and tacky stragglers.
>> In alt.fan.ozzie they have 3 blood stains, 2 bats and 17 lousy head-bangers.
>> In misc.tanning they have 4 burn states, 5 cataracts, and 56 mouse fangs.
>> In alt.war.politics they have 3 pet hates, 12 arms pacts, and 2 big bangs.
>> 

Franklin:
      In soc.veterans they have 7 prostates, an alms tax, and 41 big bands.
Icarus: 
      In talk.ieee.trans they have 8 tri-states, a pico-vax and 19 NOT NANDS.
Franklin:
      In alt.sex.motel they have 23 room rates, a hot sax, and 4 sweaty hands
Atharvan:
      In alt.hot.oil they have 12 tomb plates, a Kotex and 2 sticky strands.

>
>> Take that! Oh ye net waterfall freakies!
>> What's that? Oh, she bet Butterball turkeys!
>> Pats fat? Oh, sheba stutters well, friskies !
>> Pot's fun? Oh, she sent warming biscuits!
>> Pol's won ? Oh, he made many spelling miskates!
>> Whole one? No, we are only selling retakes!
>> Roll on ?, you're only shelling tea-cakes!
>> Coal town? You're only smelling milkshakes! 
>> Fall down! Cure any lingering backaches.
>> Tall mound? Serve mainly crinkled fudge cakes.
>> Wall round? Carve ungainly turkey sludge shakes.
>> Hall sound? Proven vainly to rookie grunge flakes.
>> Mall crowd? Women waving to preppie garage mates.
>> Mal, Grand! Seamen having top yuppie marriage rates.
>>Greg Franklin:
			>> Bad land! Freemen padding their bungee carriage seats. 
>>Icarus:
			>> Ayn Rand! Treemen cladding their gucci garbage sheets.
>Greg Franklin:
			> Bandstand! Trot out Clark, they're gutting Garbo's feet.
Atharvan:
              Gods hand! Root out work, they're cutting Fargo's meat.

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