From: damian+@pitt.edu (Liquid Cooled Spherical Imaging)
Newsgroups: alt.rave
Subject: ** MUST READ ALL **  BIGGEST RAVE EVER IN THE WORLD!!!
Keywords: US techno
Date: 21 Aug 92 20:43:13 GMT
Organization: RaveReaction CandyLoop Clothing

Hey!  I found this bulletin board/flier leaning against my house this
morning.  Thogh it sounded somewhat nifty.  Laura, you can add this to your
rave-o-matic list.  Derek, add this to your rave list too.

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                    rEact CandyLoop Promotions presents
                                   ---
            R A V E  O F  T H E  U N I V E R S A L  T I T A N S
                    the dj battle to destroy the world

                 Featuring Planet Earth's 76  Hottest Djs      
                 ======================================== 
                      Frankie Bones vs Simon Gatrall
                             Adam X vs Guile
                            DJ Spun vs DJ Psylicon
                         Jan Cooley vs Force
                     Scott HardKiss vs Phreebass
                        Colin Favor vs DJ Sodium
                        GrooveRider vs pHd 
                          Quick Fix vs M.D.MAn
                        Double Dose vs DJ Break
                       Pete Ashdown vs Markie Mark
                       Mike Stevens vs LightCycle
                      Brian Ragland vs PowErule 
                        Malicious T vs Doktor Megatrip
                        Brad Vachal vs DJ Quartz
                          dieselBoy vs Youth
                     Eddie Richards vs JBeez 
                             Marcus vs Kevy Kev 
                               Noel vs Derrick May 
                        Ron D. Core vs Bozarth
                       Ernie Munson vs Carlos
                        Hosh Gureli vs Robbie HardKiss
                         Doc Marten vs Special K
                               Josh vs Goa Gil
                              James vs Michael Blue
                               Paaa vs Clay
                       Earic Patton vs Beer
                            Phreeze vs Nikki Rivera
                             Thomas vs Anton 
                               Dani vs Dutch
                              Sines vs Shon
                          Harry Who vs Man Ray
                         Jeff Mills vs Dr. Seuss
                        Jon Drukman vs Joey Beltram
                   Triple-One-Seven vs Graham Massey
                              J.Jay vs Scott Forbush
                            Wipeout vs Danny Breaks
                        Pete Avilla vs Neon Leon
                   Kevin Saunderson vs MoonPup

                              GLOBAL TREATS 
                              =============

                            Performing L*I*V*E

                            ------------------ 
                        The Production House Crew
                          The Suburban Base Crew
                            The Reinforced Crew
                       XL Recordings Power Line-up
                            Plus 8 Collective
                      Industrial Strength Collective
                               R&S Massive
                          Rising High Collective
                          Jumpin and Pumpin Posse
                             ------------------

                              special * guests

                BODY RELEASE                  ULTRAVIOLET CATASTROPHE 
                    ohio                             california
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                            TWITCH BATTLE ROYALE
                      mike wertheim   vs   jim hopkins
                         ALL OUT REMIX GRUDGEMATCH

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      THIS THREE WEEK CONTINUOUS HARDCORE RAVE WILL IGNITE THE GALAXY WITH 
          OVER 10 BILLION BOOMING KILOWATTS OF BODY DISSIPATING SOUND         
                                      and
       OVER ONE MILLION 500 MEGAWATT SUN-SHREDDING SIGHT-REMOVING LASERS

                          featuring for the first time
        THE HARNESSING OF THE EARTH'S CORE AS THE ULTIMATE BASS MAGNET
                   guaranteed to split the planet in half !!!!

         WE WILL BRING GOD DOWN TO EARTH AND SHAKE HIS ASS WITH BASS

                       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
           !Weekend Ambient Meltdown Featuring the BIG LIFE MASSIVE!
                        courtesy of Lazlo "TP" Nibble

                       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

   This apocalyptic celebration begins Sept. 1st in the vast region known as
                                 KANSAS USA
                                     --- 
      KANSAS CITY WILL BE TRANSFORMED INTO THE WORLDS BIGGEST MOON BOUCE
                              bring your socks

                          ++*++ Admission is Free ++*++

                     smart drinks by nutrient cafe wholesale
            toys and goodies by kenner/fisher price/virtual labs/amiga
                      phresh scented air by cyberaromatrix
                         promotional clothing by rEact
                cyberpunk flavor by future culture/andrew hawks 
                          piercings by dana watanabe
                      amish rollerblading by mike brown
                     equipment courtesy of digital druid    
                   human unity network by brian behlendorf
                         groove and soul by god inc.
        opinions by karen silkwoods car/desi the three armed wonder comic
                          spoken word by james word
                       flier by alex pace productions 

           THREE WEEK FINALE ENDS WHEN THE EARTH PLUMMETS INTO THE SUN
              AT THE FINAL HOUR THE EARTH BECOMES A HUGE GYROSCOPE
                            hold onto your seats

                        ---only for the suicidal---
                        -life : you know the score-

                    CALL FOR MORE INFO : 1-800-DEVAST8
                                         1-800-LUVBASS

                  (((( THIS IS THE REAL MUTHA FUCKA ))))

dedicated to alt.ravers and the newsgroup rec.bass-fishing 
..the heffalump hunt continues..
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What do you guys think?  Sound good?

dieselBoy  ;)

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