HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jemenake@zeus.calpoly.edu (Joe Emenaker)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Male nerd seeks vagina
Date: 16 Aug 92 20:03:54 GMT
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo

leongaw@hpcc01.corp.hp.com (Ak Wing Leong) writes:
>Well, the title is bold enough to attract me to read your note.

Yeah, well, I accidentally posted it directly to the net and then canceled
it about an hour later when I found out. It was just a bit too brazen of a
subject to have my real net-id attatched to.

So, I then submitted it to cupid (what I had intended the whole time), and
they REJECTED it because of, get this, "very poor taste". Jeez! I narrow
the entire alt.personals.ads traffic into one 4-word subject, and they call
it "poor taste". Hmph. Some people just don't appreciate good shocking
humor.
-- 
Joe Emenaker - Sexual Engineer | "After thinking a lot about the design of the 
   jemenake@nike.calpoly.edu   |  human body, I figure it's a good thing that   
   Pro-woman, anti-feminist    |  God is self-employed, because no company on
 (This is the .sig of the day) |  EARTH would ever hire him as an engineer" -Me
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From: rbutera@owlnet.rice.edu (Rob Butera)
Subject: Re: The man that will change your life, babe
Organization: Rice University
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 15:07:10 GMT

In article <oeXqsja00WB249ikUH@andrew.cmu.edu>, Radu Eugen Edelstein <re0x+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:

|> It isn't that I can't stop at a bar and pick up someone - I'm always
|> successful because I'm attractive (5' 6'', 229 lb., brown hair, and
                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|> bomber jacket) - but that always takes time and money.  I'm not
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Great.  Its Danny DeVito ...

-- 
Rob Butera - ECE grad student   Rice University, Houston, TX   rbutera@rice.edu

"I laid on top of those prayer requests so much, that those chemicals actually
 got into my bloodstream" - Robert Tilton (indirectly explaining his facelift)
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From: tmcfarla@fraser.sfu.ca (Tara McFarlane)
Subject: Re: do people really enjoy this?
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 00:29:06 GMT

Carnell.T.J.Chosa@dartmouth.edu (Carnell T. J. Chosa) writes:

>what is the real purpose for this type of mail?

	are you actually asking this? or are you posting a rhectorical
	question?

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From: cjc@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Christopher Chen)
Subject: An actual non-anonymous posting
Organization: Northwestern University
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 15:50:13 GMT

This started out as a .plan war, but I figured, "What the hell?"

SM, 23, 6', 205 lbs.  Eats meat, drinks hard alcohol: is tired of having to
apologize for it.  Liked "Sex, Lies and Videotape", but wasn't really that
thrilled with "When Harry Met Sally".  Unabashedly sentimental.  Dislikes most
French movies, likes most Impressionist paintings.  Avid reader, decent
volleyball player, better cook.  Likes the outdoors, but prefers cooler climes.
Harbors secret desire to be director of music videos.  Will walk a long
distance for a pina colada, but can't stand tequila martinis.  Thinks those
"Frisbee BatDiscs" are one of the coolest things McDonald's has ever done, even
better than those Legos.  Suffers from occasional lapses into California
surfer-dude-speak.  Seeks woman who is as comfortable playing basketball as
having dinner at Chez Paul; Chicago area preferred but not required.


cjc
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From: romeo@cis.ohio-state.edu (Mr. Bill)
Subject: SWM iso SWF for internet converstion ->TODAY!
Originator: romeo@chocktaw.cis.ohio-state.edu
Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Computer and Information Science
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 22:01:15 GMT

Hello,

I'm a 20 year old SWM; height 5'11"; weight 140 lbs, semi-long brown hair and
brown eyes looking for a SWF to have internet conversation to make time fly:)
If you're working today, let's talk

							John

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From: ca949@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Gilbert N. Cavalcanti)
Subject: INT'L MALE SEEKS MALE ROOMMATE IN MANHATTAN.
Reply-To: ca949@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Gilbert N. Cavalcanti)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 12:58:15 GMT


I intend to move to New York City before November this year. I live in New
Hampshire for the past 4 years and just graduated from the University of
New Hampshire (Psychology/Political Science). I work as a Mental Health
Counselor and currently am being contacted by perspective employers for
interview soon in NYC. I am 27, 5'11" tall, 168#, brown hair and dark brown
eyes, well fit and into biking, tennis, and weights. Very attractive, good
upbring and well educated. Non smoker, fine wine/champagne drinker in
special occasions. Love nature, pets, music, arts, poetry, languages and
making new friends. I would like to share a flat with someone with similar
interests, reliable, HONEST and attractive....friends or more! I am
Brazilian. If interested, please reply via e-mail or personal to my mail
address: Gill, Po Box 364, Newmarket, NH. 03857. Thank you so much!
From: look@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (ken loo)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Wanted: a penpal....a friend!
Keywords: just someone to converse with,tell me what its like where you live,
Date: 15 Aug 92 03:50:23 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Aug09.222049.15287@disk.uucp> judy@disk.uucp (Judy Meredith) writes:
> Hope I'm going about this the right way. Please excuse if not! Just want 
>someone to talk to,to find out what its like in other parts of the world. You
>r hobbies, likes,dislikes. Etc.
> Judy

there is a news group called soc.penpals, you

might want to post there also.

Ken
.
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From: romeo@cis.ohio-state.edu (Mr. Bill)
Subject: Any SWF's out there for internet conversation tonight?
Originator: romeo@chocktaw.cis.ohio-state.edu
Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Computer and Information Science
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 02:40:44 GMT
From: leongaw@hpcc01.corp.hp.com (Ak Wing Leong)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Male nerd seeks vagina
Date: 14 Aug 92 02:50:42 GMT
Organization: the HP Corporate notes server

Well, the title is bold enough to attract me to read your note.
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
From: adam@wam.umd.edu (Adam L. Greenberg)
Subject: Re: The man that will change your life, babe
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 22:30:02 GMT

In article <oeXqsja00WB249ikUH@andrew.cmu.edu> Radu Eugen Edelstein <re0x+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>College graduate, 29, I'm trying to expand my network of beautiful
>female friends all around the US.  I often rent a car and travel
>around the country, so I would like to have along my path
>women I can cuddle with for the night.
>It isn't that I can't stop at a bar and pick up someone - I'm always
>successful because I'm attractive (5' 6'', 229 lb., brown hair, and
>bomber jacket) - but that always takes time and money.  I'm not
>cheap, but at the same time I have enough experience to realize I
>don't get anywhere with spending for dinner or silly things like
>flowers (women either like me for myself, or they don't and it's
>money spent for nothing).
>I know how to treat a LADY and that's because I know what she
>wants (and I'm very good at it, I might add).  So send your applications
>now !
>Oh, and what I look for in a woman:
>She doesn't have to look exactly like the girls in Hustler, High Society,
>or Penthouse, but she has to be decently pretty (at least like in Women
>Over 40).  By the way, my preffered ages are 15 - 55.
>You have to be shorter than I am (when you're wearing high heels, which
>are a must), smart, full of life, sesitive and sensuous, funny, and always
>happy when we're together (and happy that *we are* together).  You
>will easily recognize my experience in life matters and (as it always
>happens), you will take my advice, which will help you improve those
>areas of your life you're struggling with now.  In return for this I
>expect you won't be boring me with stories about shopping, fashion,
>kids, or the sort.  I am a very cool person, but even a calm person like
>me gets angry sometimes, so take my advice.
>One more thing, you have to be a football fan and willing to become a
>fan of the New York Jets.  If you like football, we'll have a lot to talk
>about !   Even more brownies for you if you like beer:  on a beautiful
>Monday night, when the sun is kissing the horizon, there's a slight breeze
>that makes trees sing old, quiet songs, and far away clouds slowly
>change their shapes, we could get together for the game, and go for Buds
>to the fridge when they don't have those great beer commercials with
>beautiful LADIES wearing fashion short jeans.
>So don't waste any time and answer back if you want me to put you on
>my list.  I'll have this address for only four more days, so don't miss
>this unique opportunity !
>
>
>I love you already (I swear),
>Ekoj
>
>PS  Kisses, kisses.
>Ekoj


Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
From: reidyj@CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy)
Subject: Re: do people really enjoy this?
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Oregon State University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 17:56:43 GMT

In article <1992Aug16.205015.2891@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Carnell.T.J.Chosa@dartmouth.edu (Carnell T. J. Chosa) writes:
>what is the real purpose for this type of mail?
  Well, I use it to meet and discuss all sorts of things with all sorts of
  people all over the world.
  So far I've met people from Russia, South Africa, Australia, Canada and
  several states in the US.  It's great.  Try it.
    If you want to write, my address is reidyj@cs.orst.edu.
    wq


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From: car@access.digex.com (Mr. Blue)
Subject: SWM 29 in DC seeks special SWF
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 22:49:13 GMT


Hello,

I'm a SWM in the Washington DC area,  who would like to hear from
any mature women out there who are interested in starting an email
correspondence and perhaps more. I'm a non smoking professional who
enjoys the finer things in life. I recently moved to the DC area and would
love to share its many offerings with a special companion. 

As for vital stats, I'm 29, 6', 180 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes. I'm well
educated and have a great sense of humor. I enjoy plaing tennis (although
I'm just a beginner), hiking, biking, photography, animals, and
museums and historical places. I'm a relatively quiet sort of person
when Im in a crowd and I enjoy small get togethers of good friends. I dont
like going to bars, drinking, smoking, or "partying" really. Id prefer
going out for Putt Putt or playing pictionary at home. I also enjoy good
deep conversation about politics, life, relationships, just about anything.
I'm also a Howard Stern fan. 

If you are interested in corresponding, Id be glad to hear from you.
So if you are professional, not currently involved and would like to see
 what this may bring, drop me a line and we'll take it from there.

C
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From: harp@netcom.com (Gregory O. Harp)
Subject: Re: The man that will change your life, babe
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 11:07:41 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Comic genius at work...
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: LETS HAVE SOME FUN, LADIES!!
From: alx@altair.csustan.edu (Alex Lee)
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 06:49:12 GMT
Organization: California State University, Stanislaus
Originator: alx@ceti.csustan.edu


	I'm in the Los Angeles area for a couple weeks, so I'm looking
for a kind hearted, open minded, beautiful person that I can go out
with.  Dancing, Movies, Dinner, Beach...whatever...

Oh and about myself.. YOU JUST GOT TO MEET ME...
-- 
Thanks.			            L    L    L    L
8-()-8			       	  L   L  L      L 
	       		       	 L     L L____L    L
From: leongaw@hpcc01.corp.hp.com (Ak Wing Leong)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: THIS IS NOT FAIR
Date: 14 Aug 92 02:53:55 GMT
Organization: the HP Corporate notes server

Count this as a reply. Maybe your title is not bold enough. Try something like
"Looking for a bride !"
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
From: gp@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Gerald Pulver)
Subject: Re: do people really enjoy this?
Reply-To: gp@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Gerald Pulver)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 18:20:38 GMT

In article <tmcfarla.714011346@sfu.ca> tmcfarla@fraser.sfu.ca (Tara McFarlane) writes:
>are you actually asking this? or are you posting a rhectorical	question?

One might ask you the same question.
From: bleys@tronsbox.xei.com (Bill Cavanaugh)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: The man that will change your life, babe
Date: 21 Aug 92 23:45:10 GMT
Organization: Xanadu Enterprises Inc.

That was beautiful!  I'm sincerely touched!

Y'know, with Woody Allen having those problems, there might be a spot
in the comedy world for you soon...<chuckle>

bill
<in tears>
-- 
 *         Bill Cavanaugh       bleys@tronsbox.xei.com          *
 *                                                              *
     "That whole thing about the 'child within' I've always
      felt to be kinda stunted in a way."
                           Tim Burton (speaking to Bob Costas)
XY + XX = :-)
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From: cf146@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Alan Legeateets)
Subject: MWM ISO CLEVELAND **F
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 20:49:30 GMT


Hi I am a married guy 40, 6'3", 190 pounds, dark brown hair,
blue eyes, a mustache and a pretty hairy body
   I would like to meet a lady in the Cleveland Ohio area
for friendship and a very arousing and mutally satisfying sexual
relationship.
   I am very oral, I enjoy going down on a woman for hours and
I am long lasting. I do not just go for 15 minutes then that is
all. 
  If you enjoy a very hot, sexy, arousing and VERY satisfying
love making that will last 6 to 8 hours. Drop me a line telling
me about yourself and if the chemistry is right  WHO KNOWS??
  Alan
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
From: winstonc@egr.msu.edu (Chuck Winston)
Subject: SM ISO SF Friend
Originator: winstonc@frith.egr.msu.edu
Reply-To: winstonc@egr.msu.edu (Chuck Winston)
Organization: Michigan State University
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 15:03:36 GMT

 I am  looking for a female who likes to have fun and be herself. 
 Someone who is outgoing and spontanious. (I LOVE surprises!) 
 If you are interested or just want someone to talk to, write me!

 hope to hear from you soon!
From: fingerhu@ircam.fr (Michel Fingerhut)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Net Address Help
Date: 18 Aug 92 12:00:31 GMT
Organization: IRCAM, Paris (France)

Gerard J. Murphy asks:
>   My systems host table can't find sai.com ...

Sai.com is not directly on internet, hence it does not have an internet
number.  Mail to it is forwarded through mv.mv.com.

Michael
Organization: Masters student, Information Networking Institute, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 05:15:27 -0400 
From: Radu Eugen Edelstein <re0x+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: The man that will change your life, babe

College graduate, 29, I'm trying to expand my network of beautiful
female friends all around the US.  I often rent a car and travel
around the country, so I would like to have along my path
women I can cuddle with for the night.
It isn't that I can't stop at a bar and pick up someone - I'm always
successful because I'm attractive (5' 6'', 229 lb., brown hair, and
bomber jacket) - but that always takes time and money.  I'm not
cheap, but at the same time I have enough experience to realize I
don't get anywhere with spending for dinner or silly things like
flowers (women either like me for myself, or they don't and it's
money spent for nothing).
I know how to treat a LADY and that's because I know what she
wants (and I'm very good at it, I might add).  So send your applications
now !
Oh, and what I look for in a woman:
She doesn't have to look exactly like the girls in Hustler, High Society,
or Penthouse, but she has to be decently pretty (at least like in Women
Over 40).  By the way, my preffered ages are 15 - 55.
You have to be shorter than I am (when you're wearing high heels, which
are a must), smart, full of life, sesitive and sensuous, funny, and always
happy when we're together (and happy that *we are* together).  You
will easily recognize my experience in life matters and (as it always
happens), you will take my advice, which will help you improve those
areas of your life you're struggling with now.  In return for this I
expect you won't be boring me with stories about shopping, fashion,
kids, or the sort.  I am a very cool person, but even a calm person like
me gets angry sometimes, so take my advice.
One more thing, you have to be a football fan and willing to become a
fan of the New York Jets.  If you like football, we'll have a lot to talk
about !   Even more brownies for you if you like beer:  on a beautiful
Monday night, when the sun is kissing the horizon, there's a slight breeze
that makes trees sing old, quiet songs, and far away clouds slowly
change their shapes, we could get together for the game, and go for Buds
to the fridge when they don't have those great beer commercials with
beautiful LADIES wearing fashion short jeans.
So don't waste any time and answer back if you want me to put you on
my list.  I'll have this address for only four more days, so don't miss
this unique opportunity !


I love you already (I swear),
Ekoj

PS  Kisses, kisses.
Ekoj
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From: Carnell.T.J.Chosa@dartmouth.edu (Carnell T. J. Chosa)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: do people really enjoy this?
Date: 16 Aug 92 20:50:15 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

what is the real purpose for this type of mail?
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From: ca949@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Gilbert N. Cavalcanti)
Subject: INT'L MALE SEEKS YOUND LADIES FOR ROMANCE.
Reply-To: ca949@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Gilbert N. Cavalcanti)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 13:47:08 GMT


I am 27 years old, 5'11" tall, 168#, brown hair and eyes, attractive and
shy. I would like to meet young ladies (18 to 25) in the NH, ME, MA
surroundings, for picnic, long drives in the coast, hugging and having fun
together. I like girls with nice mind and body, willing to be treated as
princess... and lots of affection! Reply e-mail or mail me your
pictures...to: PO BOX 364, Newmarket, NH. 03857. Phone number can be
exchanged latter. I send my picture to you....Love to ya! Gilberto.
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Net Address Help
From: murphy1@husc10.harvard.edu (Gerard J. Murphy)
Date: 17 Aug 92 22:31:21 EDT
Distribution: world
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

Hi,
   My systems host table can't find sai.com so can somebody tell me
the numeric address for this service?

                                   Thanks.

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From: sarnelli@nevada.edu (ROSALIE SARNELLI)
Subject: Seeking Unattached Male
Originator: sarnelli@helios.nevada.edu
Organization: University of Nevada System, Computing Services
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 02:18:21 GMT


Concerned women seeking unattached male for co-worker.  Must
be between 25-30 years of age, and looking for a nice young
attractive women to date.  She enjoys R&B, rap and raggae music,
and she loves to go dancing.  She is 6'0, 140 pounds, african
american and is attending college.  I would like to see her find
a nice young man to get serious with.  She is a hard working 
23 year old lady with alot of class. 

If you want me to introduce you, you must prove to me that you
are stable, hard working, have an upbeat personality with a 
sense of humor.  I know her interests are only in taller men,
race and religion are of no importance.

                               
Yenta the matchmaker

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From: judy@disk.uucp (Judy Meredith)
Subject: Thanks to all who relied to my post for Penpal!
Keywords: So Many!
Organization: Digital Information Systems of KY
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 20:41:20 GMT


I just wanted to thank every who has relied to my post for a Pen Pal!
 I have literally been swamped with mail. Its great! Slowly but surely I
am trying to answer as many of you as I can.
 For the first time in my life I am finding out what great people there are
out there in the big world. And also finding out about all the places that
only till now I could just dream about.
 I am sorry , if you are one that I have not answered yet and forgive me if I
don't. But there are some I have. Remember folks, I am a Grandmother and not
as fast at answering or typing for that matter as you all are.
 Thanks again to all!  You are all great people. 

  Judy

-- 
*********************************************************************** 
 "Don't hurry, don't worry, and don't forget to smell the flowers."
                    --- judy@disk.UUCP ---
***********************************************************************
From: mscott@steely.rutgers.edu (mscott)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: SWM ISO SF in NJ
Date: 20 Aug 92 21:32:28 GMT
Organization: Rutgers University, New Brunswick, NJ

I'm 27yrs old, working towards completing a BS on a full-time basis,
while pursuing a work career.  This doesn't leave me a lot of time
to date much, but i would like to find someone in a similar situation
for dinner, movies or the theater-basically someone who would like to 
have a mature relationship and would like to date, but can't be on call
24 hours a day.

I am an honest person and I respect that quality in others. 
I'm 6'1", 180lbs, dark hair, medium to light complexion and have
blue eyes.  I'd be lying if I said looks don't matter, but they do, to me.
 
If you're interested, drop me a line about yourself and we'll talk more.
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From: salt@shell.portal.com (avram rudy vener)
Subject: Well adjusted male in search of long term happiness...
Organization: Portal Communications Company
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 00:11:49 GMT


Or to put it in slightly more normalized way...

SWM 38 ISO  SF for long term (permanent?) relationship.

Actually I am mate hunting and I really want to find The Woman Who
Will Be My Lifes Companion and Friend Forever. Or if not forever then
at least that portion which the universe grants us mortal souls. 

I am a graduate of RIT (BS) and Rensselaer Polytechnic Inst (MS).  
Love books (LONG list of favorite authors and titles upon request), 
ex Mensan (gave it up, was not getting that much out of it), 
dilletante of several disciplines, master of only one 
(Computer Science and THAT by virtue of a piece of paper from RPI), 
lover of Amusement parks (come to NJ, try The Scream Machine and 
Shock Wave at Great Adventure), equestrian
(ok, so BEGINNING equestrian), aspiring author (one published article, 
several unpublished stories, scads of unpublished poems),  weekend 
adventurer (sailing, hang gliding, spelunking, white water rafting),
bicyclist, unicyclist (well..aspiring unicyclist at any rate), and lover 
of exotic foods (LOTS of sea food).

As for physical attributes, I am in fairly good shape.  Not completely 
porked out as it were.  I stand 5' 11" tall and weigh 178 lbs. However,
I am hard of hearing and have only 1 percent vision.  I will never drive or
own a car (unless of course they perfect retinal transplants within my
lifetime).

My favorite performances are musicals (The Music Man, The King and I,
Oklahoma, Sound of Music, Fiddler on the Roof, etc).  

If this sounds like someone you can live with and love with and have
fun with and face the world with...then send me a note to let me
know, and we'll see how it goes from there.

--
Rudy Vener   internet: salt@cup.portal.com