From: cheragh@alborz.mti.sgi.com (Mash Cheragh-Ali)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.iranian
Subject: IRI Announces Autumn MoAfi Sale
Keywords: cheragh
Date: 29 Sep 92 18:17:03 GMT
Reply-To: cheragh@alborz.mti.sgi.com
Organization: The Light House
NNTP-Posting-Host: woodman.mti.sgi.com


		$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
	         beshtAbid!! beshtAbid!!
		 (hurry-up!! hurry-up!!) 
		$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

IRI proudly announces its first autumn moAfi (exemption from draft)
sale.  It's the season of falling, the season of shake-up, and the 
season of shake-down!  So we are using this opportunity to offer 
you our best moAfi prices ever.  Just look at these prices.  They 
are guaranteed to make you shake-up and to bring us the best fall 
of all - dances of the greens, mingled with the gold and yellow!  

Please take a moment to review these numbers and then call us at 
1-900-SHAKE-IT ($50 initial charge, plus $5 per minute - courtesy 
of IRI!).  Our operators are ready to take your orders now (please 
be prepared to hold for at least 10 to 30 minutes :-) ).
                    
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$		  BASIC Package - moAfi only			$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


Medical Doctor with "phogh-e takhasos" 			$8,999.99
Medical Doctor with "takhasos", Dentist			$6,999.99
Medical Doctor, Dentist, Pharmacist, Veterinarian	$5,999.99
Civil Engineer						$3,999.99
Other Engineering fields 				$2,999.99
Agricultural Engineer, non-Engineering BS 		$2,499.99
Post-Doctoral, PhD and MS or MA non-Engineering 	$1,999.99
Post-Diploma 						$1,499.99
High school Diploma					$999.99
Below high school diploma 				$499.99
                     
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$	   PREMIUM Package - moAfi + choice of degree		$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Yes!  We now even have your favorite degrees up for sale.  You can
select from a wide variety of degrees and smile for the camera :-)
     (Offer valid while our supply of fine paper lasts :-) )

Medical Doctor with "phogh-e takhasos" 			$18,999.99
Medical Doctor with "takhasos", Dentist			$14,999.99
Medical Doctor, Dentist, Pharmacist, Veterinarian	$12,999.99
Civil Engineer						$8,999.99
Other Engineering fields 				$7,999.99
Agricultural Engineer, non-Engineering BS 		$6,499.99
Post-Doctoral, PhD and MS or MA non-Engineering 	$4,999.99
Post-Diploma 						$2,499.99
High school Diploma					$1,999.99
Below high school diploma 				$999.99
	

And finally, our grand special! 

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$			The CLINTON Package 			$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

We'll give you:
	 	The draft exemption + 
		Your choice of degree + 
		The presidency post  

All for the reasonable and affordable price of .... $9,999,999.99 

So what do you have to say to this offer?  Do you still have 
your pants on?  If you do, there is more to go.  

We'll even throw in a %99.99 YES vote for you in our next 
presidential election for another mere ............ $4,999,999.99


Sorry, but we have to go.  The phones are ringing!

Hello Mr. Clinton!  Royalty?  What royalty?!


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