From: rthoff@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Rudolph van't Hoff)
Subject: Re: Cool .sigs  was RE: How long has it been?
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 13:51:37 GMT

>> >> [ MONSTROUS, BANDWIDTH WASTING SIG DELETED ]
>> > 
>> > WOW! This definitly has my vote for .sig of the month
>> > It may not be original, but it gets A+++ for style!
>> > 					-Brontosaur wishes he could do that!
>> -- 
>> 	You know, I have been developing a .sig collection of some really cool
>> sigs.  I have a scanned Amiga logo converted to ASCII (somebody else did all
>> of the work) I have the bottom border of the American TV show Mystery Science
>> Theater 3000, and others.
>> 
>> 	maybe we can get a new newsgroup alt.sigs?  Opinions?
>
>$ set flame
>
>there is already a group dedicated to this kind of stupidity. it's
>called alt.fan.warlord. all the biggest, ugliest, most useless and
>wasteful .sig files end up there. why? so they can be rightfully
>derided as the monstrosities they are.
>
>believe it or not, you, Kyle S. Davis have had your .sig warlorded
>a -number- of times. the bat one is even less original and
>wasteful and has been there even more often.
>
>if you want ASCII art, fine. start a mailing list. better yet,
>just buy a CD-ROM with an archive of alt.fan.warlord. but -don't-
>append 20 line .sig files to 4 line messages. it's stupid. it
>wastes space and time on computers and messages around the world.
>AND IT SHOWS WHAT A CLUELESS NEWBIE YOU ARE!
>
>we are not impressed. anyone who's been on the net more than a month
>has already seen enough vampire bats and Amiga checks to last a
>lifetime.
>
>>  ______________________________________________________________________________
>> |Kyle S. Davis				                                       |
>> |2000HD	1MbRAM//                                Hot VWs               1973     |
>> |1084s       //  Only Amiga makes it possible,    \/   Take 2 home-   311      |
>> |Oki 20   \\//   All others make it plausible.   \/\/  They're small.          |
>> |
>> |______________________________________________________________________________|
>
>for your edification, i'll do an alt.fan.warlord style rating on your
>sig:
>
>5  points: the 80 column club. (see what happens when it gets quoted?)
>5  points: a poorly drawn Amiga check
>10 points: stats on a computer that sucks. (i can say that, i own an Amy)
>3  points: car stats (not as common as computer stats, so not worth as much)
>2  points: a VW symbol. (it's not as common as an Amiga check)
>2  points: dumb "kewl saying".
>1  point : lots of whitespace.
>2  points: a boring border.
>---
>30 points, for a true monstrosity of a .sig file.
>
>see what i mean?
>
>so why did i post this big long article, wasting as much bandwidth
>as you are? SO YOU WON'T FUCKING DO IT AGAIN! get the point? good.
>
>$ unset flame
>
>disclaimer: i don't warlord stuff, and i don't really much care
>about what someone's .sig file looks like. but multiple crossposted
>replies quoting the WHOLE DAMN THING and asking for more are
>just TOO FUCKING MUCH.
>
>jason "golly, did i say that?!?!" steiner
>
>--
>`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,` jsteiner@anwsun.phya.utoledo.edu ,`,`,`


Well take it there then, I mean go to alt.fan.warlord and stop crammin the 
bandwidth with this dribble!


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