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From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 1992 01:27:44 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Apr8.120943.697@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>writes:
>} >>>>>I've told you once...
>} >>>> No, you haven't.
>} >>>Yes I have.
>} >>No, I haven't.
>} >This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
>} No! It's not!
>I'm telling you, it is!!!
Look: An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish
a proposition!
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:49:18 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <ins450m.702438631@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>|dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:
>|
>|>jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>|>> |}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>|>> |}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>|>> |}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>|>> |}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>|>> |}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>|>> |}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>|>> |}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>|>> |}>|Dougger aka So What??
>|>> |}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>|>> |}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>|>> |Jester aka this looks like fun
>|>> Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
>|>Dougger aka This is a free world so how can you stop me?
>|Eccles aka We point Jos's's' hippo's genitals at you and yell "FIRE!!"
>Jos aka Awright, I'll Lend You My Hippo, But Be Gentle With Her ...
Eccles aka Very Gentle. Come here little girl. Ooooooo....
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:37:08 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45752
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>.].|}|>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>.].|}|>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>.].|}|>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>.].|}|>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>.].|}|>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>.].|}|>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>.].|}|>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>.].|}|>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>.].|}|>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}>.].|}|>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
}>.].|}|>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
}>.].|}|Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}>.].|}Jos aka Maybe We Could Cook Him ...
}>.].|Jester aka we could filet him in a white wine sauce?
}>.].Jos aka Sounds Good To Me! An' If He Doesn't Taste Good, We'll Barf 'Im Back Up!
}>.]Dan aka ...and try him in a Red Wine Sauce!
}>.Jester aka I'd taste much better in a peppermint flavored burgandy
}>Dan aka That sounds delicions.  Now what should we serve on the side?
}Eccles aka You mean who? I vote we have a side dish of Jules. ;-p
Jester aka I don't think so.........
-- 
 .sig on strike until further notice due to union complaints......
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marrage
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:10:47 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>>Um... if I can marry Tia, she marries Nellie, and Nellie marrys me,
>>>then you marry my armpit (but you'd have to  pay me rent), she
>>>marrys george the vorpal bunny, and he eats Gawain, Hector, and
>>>Bors. Niggle (upside-down) can marry Niggle (up bit down), my hippo
>>>doesn't marry anyone coz he doesn't exist. My chainsaw can marry a
>>>large number of PCs, and enter them later that night, and we can all
>>>commit ritual suicide on behalf of the Judean Peeps Front (that's
>>>the one with the two bouncy bits). How does it sound, well like a
>>>bit of grunting, a bit of groaning, a lot of crunching, and loadsa
>>>moaning.
>> 
>> I like the idea of consumation the marriage of a PC and a chainsaw, but Nigle
>> will have to marry Flossie, due to certain physical restraints. And whips and
>> chains and electrodes...

>Ooh, I like this idea. Can I wear me old gumboots? Flossie can
>wear her pink leather underwear and we can all go tramping off
>through the high country and fall off Mt. Cook (both of 'em).

Sure you can wear the gumboots (you haven't washed off the maple
syrup, and barbeque sauce, have you?), Flossie's ready with the
Manhunter, but mount Cook? I Personally don't think Cook (either of
them) is attractive enuf to mount. I prefer the Gardeni

>> Ah, this may eventaully work. None ofd us would have to do any work except
>> Nellie 'cos he'd be chained to the kitchen sink.
>Whaddaya mean, no work? It's taken me months to get my gumboots
>into the state they're in now! And Flossie needs shearing <heavy
>breathing>. Ooh, I've come over all funny feeling... Huurgh,
>where's those clippers! <runs off, drooling> <rrrrrr> <baa>

Niggs, luv. You know you shouldn't do that... Flossie'd just got
her fleece permed and dyed. I really think you deserve another
spanking for that (even tho' you haven't paid me for the last one
yet)

>>>MNSoi (mrs. everyone
>> Eccles aka I've got your bracket captive so pay up |)|   
>> :wq
>> Bugger. I'll get vi in the end. I really would.
>Not if it gets you first!
>Nigel who could attack vi with his clippers if you like
	
Giz bak me bloody brakit ya bastid, ur oil fukin slash ye... 
	 _
        [_]****

mNSiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:30:15 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <ins450m.702438300@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>|
>|>In article <1992Mar30.175719.14014@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
>|>|In article <43022@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes...
>|>|>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>|>|>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>|>|>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>|>|>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>|>|>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>|>|>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>|>|>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>|>|>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>|>|>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>|>|>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>|>|>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>|>|Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>|>Jos aka Maybe We Could Cook Him ...
>|Eccles aka What's this fetish Jos has with human flesh? Maybe he should go to 
>Jos aka Waddaya Mean Fetish? They're The Necessaries Of Life! WAITER! <thud>
Eccles aka Fetish. A maddened, crazed and irrational desire. Often sexual.
From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 01:36:00 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
>} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
>writes:
>} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
>} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
>} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
>} ..} 
>} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
>} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
>} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
>} ..} >and Jester.. 
>} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
>} ..} 
>} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
>} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
>} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
>} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
>} ..} to the
>} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
>} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
>} ..}want...*sob*...
>} ..} 
>} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
>} ..} 
>} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
>} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
>} 
>} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
>scores?.
>} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
>} 
>} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
>} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
>Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Phil aka this is getting boring
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From: azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:41:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr13.184118.861

In article <1992Apr13.183927.859@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> In article <1992Apr13.182228.856@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> } In article <45164@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> } > what I object tooo is that you automatically treat me like a bar of  
soap
> } > when you know that I am just as dirty as the rest of you, haven't  
you
> } > seen my legs, orr the scum behind my ears or the belly-button lint  
that
> } > became self-aware yesterday??????
> } 
> } I don't care about that.  I love you for your mind.  (By the way, your  
> } Porshe is out of the shop again, isn't it?)
> } 
> } > }}>]Phil aka my mind is a blank
> } > }}>Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
> } > }}Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
> } > Jester aka no, I want to see you naked...
> } Robyn @#& I want to see your bankbook...
> Phil aka are we propegating prostitution here, or what?
azeena @#! why do you want to get involved?
--
@>-->----- (rose)
azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: brides maid
Date: 12 Apr 92 18:47:14 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.124715.803

In article <44931@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> In article <1992Apr10.131144.773@gacvx2.gac.edu] robynn1@nim.gac.edu  
(Robyn Ness) writes:
> ]But Mr. Jester, I wouldn't want to show irreverence to you fine  
personage  
> ]by being as presumtuous as to call you "Jester" or any of its  
variations...
  
> fine personage??? where did you get such info??? I ought to kill whoever
> called me fine, i am the dreg of the planet, the scourge of my nursery
> and basic baby bandit!!!!!! 
 
You don't know how attractive I find that in a man...
 
> ]>Jester aka yeesh........
> ]Robyn @#& squish........ 
> Jester aka still in diapers
  Robyn @#& I'm in love...
From: rautenbe@quando.quantum.de (Joerg Rautenberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Comics for Sale
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:35:50 GMT
            <1992Apr10.133318.8257@quando.quantum.de>
            <DJOHNSON.92Apr12142541@perdita.gac.edu>
Organization: Quantum GmbH, Dortmund, Germany


		Hello...


 In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12142541@perdita.gac.edu> djohnson@perdita.gac.edu
(Daniel P Johnson) writes:

-> In article <1992Apr10.133318.8257@quando.quantum.de> rautenbe@quando.quantum.de (Joerg Rautenberg) writes:
->
-> ...
->
-> Must have been a typo.  alt.fan.monty-python and misc.forsale are
-> spelled almost identically...I've often made the mistake myself.
->

 Oh yes, I see. Perhaps that's the difference between someone new in this group
and you...

->
-> ...
->


		MfG

				Joerg Rautenberg so sorry no aka at all but a:

ps: thanx for your correction of my signature...

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: bohren@asparagus.cis.ohio-state.edu (arthur william bohren)
Subject: Re: Address of Michael Palin wanted
Keywords: Michael Palin
Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Computer and Information Science
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 14:51:36 GMT


>Hello!
>
>We are a few people here who'd like to congratulate
>Michael Palin on his 49th birthday in May, only
>trouble is we don't have his address...
>
>If anybody has it, please email me.
>
>Thank you (BTW my brain hurts)
>
>Steen.

Not to be obnoxious, but DON'T GIVE OUT THAT ADDRESS!!!

If I were a world famous sex symbol like Mr. Michael Palin(quickly holds
up two fingers in respect), I wouldn't want some git going around giving
out my address to strange people who may or may not be members of the
IRA(or possibly the IRS, which is worse!!!). I would want them to respect
my privacy, and the privacy of all such right thinking people who are
internationally famous sex symbols.

As a constructive suggestion, if you really want to send him a birthday
greeting, take out an ad in the London Times. I'm sure he'd see it. Something
like a small crossword puzzle with the birthday message as the answer to
the clues. It might be expensive, but it would show you cared.

Arthur Bohren
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From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 21:48:41 GMT
Article-I.D.: miracle.11Apr92164841
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
   >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
   >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
   >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
   >].].]>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
   >].].]>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
   >].].]>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
   >].].]>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
   >].].]>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
   >].].]>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
-> >].].]>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
|  >].].]>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
|  >].].]>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
|  >].].]>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
|  >].].]Dugger aka exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P
|  >].].Jester aka what have you dug anyway?
|  >].]Dan aka A small hole.  Ooops.  you weren't asking me.  Sorry.
|  >].Jester aka silly you, we'll have to torture you now, drop your shorts *GORN*
|  >]Dan aka ARRRGGGG!!!!  OWIE OWIE OWIE  AAGGGG!!!  THE PAIN!!!     ARRRRRRRGGGG!!
|  >Jester aka more in the back of the throat, like ARGH!!, try again!
---Phil aka I now have implicit permission to use aka!
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From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: marriage
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:05:56 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr16.090557.979


Yes I realize that ever so many people want to marry Jester.  But not to  
fear I don't want to any more and if you want him, you can have him.  I 
am happy to be the driving force to bringing such a lovely couple  
together.  

azeena @$! Jester I can hear those wedding bells ringing already...
--
@>-->----- (rose)
azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 01:36:45 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
>} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
>writes:
>} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
>} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
>} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
>} ..} 
>} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
>} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
>} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
>} ..} >and Jester.. 
>} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
>} ..} 
>} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
>} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
>} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
>} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
>} ..} to the
>} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
>} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
>} ..}want...*sob*...
>} ..} 
>} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
>} ..} 
>} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
>} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
>} 
>} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
>scores?.
>} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
>} 
>} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
>} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
>Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Phil aka what are the parameters for this experiment?
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| Email: phil%miracle@merk.com  |  Peak time viewing blown in a flash,  |
|  -or-  phil.hill@channel1.com |   as I burn into your memory cells.   |
| FAX:   (508)875-3297          |  'cause I'm alive." - Peter Gabriel   |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 7 Apr 92 09:41:54 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <1992Apr6.122906.659@gacvx2.gac.edu>, 
phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? ) writes:
> 
>  writes
> } >>>> >I've told you once...
> } >>>> 
> } >>>> No, you haven't.
> } >>>Yes I have.
> } >>No, you haven't.
> } >I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.
> 
> Hey now, that's supposed to be 5 pounds (gee, I wish I could make that nifty  
> symbol)...

Five pounds of what? Spam? Dandruff? Clogs? Hippopotamus
droppings? Herring?

> } What?!?  That was never five minutes!

Yes it was! Pay up!

Nigel who wants five pounds of Turkish library paste in payment
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University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 12 Apr 92 14:15:46
 fi><1992Apr10.135235.2517@otago.ac.nz> <2570@dozo.and.nl>
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 10 Apr 92 09:14:27 GMTLines: 25

In article <2570@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.In article <1992Apr10.135235.2517@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
.|In article <BOUILLIN.92Apr8140905@node_3f5e2.tele.nokia.fi>, 
.|bouillin@tele.nokia.fi (Claude Bouillin) writes:
.|>>>>>> On 7 Apr 92 17:14:18 GMT, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) said:
.|>> Nntp-Posting-Host: unix1.tcd.ie
.|> 
.|> 
.|>>>Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...
.|> 
.|> 
.|>> That's strange... I've got a penguin that looks like and apricot!
.|> Even weirder, I've got an apricot that looks like an apricot but taste like
.|> a penguin. I forgot to say it's not on my telee, that might explain it.
.|
.|And I've got a penguin that tastes like a penguin, but looks like
.|an apricot. And it's INSIDE my telly! Augh!

.I ate my telly last nite, but it didn't taste like penguin for a bit?!?!

I ate an apricot that looked like Jos but tasted like a telly
garnished with a penguin.

.Jos aka Burb ...
Dan aka Blurb ...
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:29:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr6.122906.659


 writes
} >>>> >I've told you once...
} >>>> 
} >>>> No, you haven't.
} >>>Yes I have.
} >>No, you haven't.
} >I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.

Hey now, that's supposed to be 5 pounds (gee, I wish I could make that nifty  
symbol)...
 
} What?!?  That was never five minutes!
From: f31963f@taltta.hut.fi (Seppo Kalevi Sipil{)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The machine that goes "ping"
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:18:14 GMT
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland

In article <1992Apr9.123341.2499@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel 
Stanger) writes:
>In article <08Apr92023930@miracle.UUCP>, 
>phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill) writes:
>> I just got my copy of Windows 3.1, and with my soundblaster card, it has 
>> tranformed my 486 into the machine that goes "ping".
>> 
>> I think Monty Python has taken over Microsoft.
>
>Ha. I can see it now:
>
>New SPAMWindows 59.2! Lobotomise your machine today!
>
>or Gumby-DOS:  HELLO! THE FILES! THE FILES!! UP THERE! HELLO!
>

I've been planning to use a large, full-color Gumby group picture as a 
Windows background...anyone know where I could download one?

How about also building a process using .voc sound files that would
"announce" the selected Windows application: AND NOW: THE DESIGNER UTILITY!
THE DESIGNER UTILITY!! UP THERE! THE DESIGNER UTILITY!!
Naah, guess it would drive you nuts after a while.

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