From: prem@cs.montana.edu (M.P.Premkumar)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.tamil
Subject: RETURN OF CRAZY THIEVES  -- NAADAGAM  --  ETTAAM BAAGAM
Date: 20 Aug 92 14:26:40 GMT
Article-I.D.: coe.1992Aug20.142640.3108
Organization: Dept. of Computer Science, MSU, Bozeman Mt 59717



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	RETURN OF CRAZY THIEVES  -- NAADAGAM  --  ETTAAM BAAGAM

		    IYATRIYAVAR  --  CRAZY MOHAN

	SCT ANBARGALUKKAAGA THOGUTHALIPPAVAR -- M.P.PREMKUMAR

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Mayavarathilirunthu Military Madhavan varugiraar.

Military Madhavan: Appa !

Thatha: AdedE vaadaa, vaadaa Madhava eppadidaa irukkE ?

M.Madhavan: Naan nallaa irukkEnpaa. Nee eppadi irukkE ? Enna Mythili eppadi 
irukkE ? MappiLLai enna, pazhaiya kOvathellaam maranthuttaaraa ille saavara
varaikkum nyabagam vachundirukkap pOraaraa ?

Mythili: ENNaa vandhathum varaadhathumaa saavu adhu idhunnu pEsarE. ErkenavE
adhai pathiyellaam vilaavariyaa pEsiyaachu.

M.Madhavan: Ennada Madhu oru maadhiriyaa irukkE ? Aangh... Naan vandhathu unga
ellaarukkum aacharyamaa irukkumE ?

Madhu: IppO verum aacharyam thaan inimE thaan avasthayE !

M.Madhavan: Enna oLarraan ivan. Empaa naan varapporatha thanthi koduthEnE 
vandhuthO ?

Madhu: Neenga pOittatha kodutha thanthiyE innum varalE, adhukkuLLe neenga 
varapOratha kodutha thanthikku pOitteL...

M.Madhavan: Dai naanum vandhathulErnthu paathundirukkEn thathu pithunnu 
oLarindirukkiyE.

Thatha: Dai Madhava um poNNungellaam eppadi irukkaa ? Ellaam soukkiyam thaanE ?

M.Madhavan: AthungaLukkenna aiyaarettu nellu mathiri jilu jilu'nnu valanthuttu
appa eppO kalyanamnu ennap paarthE kEkkuthunga !

Thatha: PaNNidavEndiyathuthaanE....

M.Madhavan: Infact naan Madras vandhathukku kaaRaNamE adhaan. Em poNNungaLLe
oNNai namma Madhuvukku katti vechidalaamEnnu thaan...

Mythili: ANNaa ..... adhu vanthu....

M.Madhavan: Inga paar poNNunga photo'lam kooda konduvanthirukkEn. Aanaa photo'le
oro maathiriyaa thaan irukkum.. Ennaa ange MayavarathulE studio'vE sariyaa 
kidaiyaathu. ThOraayamaa eduppanunga, apparum touch-up paNREn pErvazhinnu 
nammalaiyE ukkaara vachi varanji koduthuduvaanunga... 

Mythili: AdhillaiNNaa.....

M.Madhavan: Enna mappiLLai varathatchinai adhigamaa kEppaarO ?

Mythili: Varathatchanaiyai viduNNaa..

M.Madhavan: Varathatchanai vEndaangra patchathula Madhuvukku oNNenna rendu
poNNak kooda katti vaikka thayaaraa irukkEn. Ippa Muruganukku illiyaa VaLLi-
Theivaanai, Krishnarukku illiyaa Baama-Rukmani. Adhu mathiri unakkum irukkattumE
rendu...

Madhu: Moonu ok'nna sollungO paakkalaam.

M.Madhavan: Enna moonungaraan moodhEvi ......

Madhu: Maama, enakku ErkenavE kalyanam ellaam nichayam aayaachu, neenga 
Mayavarathukku pOra vazhiyap paarungO.

M.Madhavan: AiyaiyO.. uravule sambandham paNNalaamnu vandhaa ippadi aayudichE.

AppOthu thanthi varugirathu.

Thabaalkaarar: Saar thanthi !

M.Madhavan: Naan varappOratha pOtta thanthi naan vandhapuram varrathu.

Thanthiyai vaangap pOgiraar.

Thabaalkaarar: Intha saar.

M.Madhavan: [thanthiyai vaangip padikkiraar] "Arriving shortly - Military 
Madhavan". Mmm sari..

Thabaalkaarar: Intha saar rendaavathu thanthi !

M.Madhavan: MoodhEvi, adhu idhOda copy'aa irukkappOrathu, nee vechukka.

Thabaalkaarar: Illalla idhu vEra thanthi.

M.Madhavan: [thanthiyai vaangi padikkiraar] "Military Madhavan expired - 
Mrs. Madhavan, Mayavaram".... Endaa expirednaa intha policy expired'nu varumE 
adhaanE ?

Madhu: AdhEdhaan adhEdhaan. Policy expire aayiduthunna neenga LIC'ku paNam 
kattanum.  Person expirednaa LIC unga wife'ukku paNam kattuvaanga. Policy
expirednaa kaalaavathiyaagi vittathu, person expirednaa kaalamaagivittaar !

M.Madhavan: OhO. YaarO Military Madhavan expiredaam. Adhanaale intha LIC wife'ku
... WHAT Military Madhavan expiredaaa. Dai ennadaa idhu naan sethup pOittatha
en wife'E thanthi adichirukkaa ?

Thabaalkaarar: Ada kaiyezhuthu pOdu saar naalu oodu pOiyaavanum.

M.Madhavan: Endaa naan sethup pOittatha thanthi vandhathE thappu, nee enna 
kaiyezhuthup pOdacholrE ?

Madhu: Adhaane.. Avar thaan sethup pOittaar ille ? Eppadi kaiyezhuthup pOduvaar?

Thabaalkaarar: Appa nee pOdu.

Madhu: Maamaa unnai erikkanumaa pothaikkanumaa ?

Thabaalkaarar: Sariyaana saavu giraakki saar nee !

Madhu kaiyezhuthup pOttu tharugiraan. Thabaalkaarar senRu vidugiraar.

M.Madhavan: Ennadaa idhu enakkoNNumE puriyalaiyE.

Madhu: Adhellaam solrathukku nEram ille, neeum Palavalkathukku keLambu.

M.Madhavan: Naan ethukku Palavaalkam varanum ?

Madhu: En kalyanthukku thaan.

M.Madhavan: Naan varalE. Naan maappiLLaiyaip pathuttu pOyindE irukkEn.

Madhu: Appa nee varamaattiyaa ?

M.Madhavan: Mmmhoom.

Madhu: Ippa paarunga naan maamavai eppadi paNiya vekkarEnnu. [thuppaakkiyai
eduthu kaaNbithu] HANDS UP !

M.Madhavan: AiyaiyO vEnaanda Madhu vEnaandaa. Thupaakkiyai erakkudaaa....

Madhu: Che Military'le irunthirukkiyE bayapadamaattEnnu paartha ippadi 
bayapadriyE ? Nee Military maamaa ille verum ambuli maamaa.

M.Madhavan: Naan Military'le samayalkaaranaa irundhen. Paduthaadhada Madhu. Appa
ivanai thuppaakkiyai keezhE erakkacholluppaa.

Madhu: Avanga yaarum un helpukku vara maattaanga. Nada mmmm nada...

Madhu thupaakkiyai kaNbikka Military Madhavan kaiyai thookik kondE nadakkiraar.

Palavalkathukku varugiraargaL

M.Madhavan: Enda dai Mylapore'lErnthu Palavakkam varai ippadi banian kayatraa
madhiri kaiyathookkindE koottinu vandhuttiyEdaa. Dai naan un maama illaiyaa...

Madhu: Maamanaavadhu machaanaavadhu... MaanangettavanE.. Nee En MayavarathulErnt
-hu Madras vandhE. Nee enna ennudan vayalukku vandhaayaa ... varattithattinaayaa

M.Madhavan: Paduthaathadaa Madhu. Kai valikkarathudaa...

Madhu: Mudiyaathu maamaa. 

M.Madhavan: Dai dai dai.... [serious'aaga] Madhu ippo naan kaiyai erakkiyE
aaganum.

Madhu: En ?

M.Madhavan: En vEshti avurra maadhiri irukku naan avasiyama ippo kaiyai erakkiyE
aaganum.

Madhu: Kashtam kashtam. Sari kaiyai erakkittu vEshtiyai sariyaa kattu....
Enga namma aaLungalaiyE kaanOM. Enga pOnaanga........

Appothu Military Madhavan Madhuvidamirunthu thuppaakkiyai thatti vidugiraar.

Madhu: Aaahhh

M.Military: Haa haa haa haa haa. EvvaLavu saamarthiyamaa un thuppaakkiyai thatti
vittEn paathiyaa .....

Madhu: Thuppaakki pOna enna. Nee enga pOiduvE ?

M.Madhavan: IdhOp paathiyaa ....[chinna kaththiyai eduthu kaaNbikkiraar]

Madhu: Aah kaththi ! 

M.Madhavan: Kitte vandhe chathak chathak...

Madhu: Enna maamaa kaththi thammaathoondu irukku ?

M.Madhavan: Naan enna Veerapaandiya Kattabomman'aa periya kaththiyellaam 
vechikka. Ellaam idhuvE pOthum.

AppOthu Muthuvum Marudhuvum vandhu thupaakkiyai eduthu vidugiraargaL.

Madhu: TheeyavanE thirumbippaar !

M.Madhavan: Enna thirumbippaar ? Naan thirumbip paakkara samayamaa nee 
thuppaakkiyai eduthuduvE...

Madhu: Thupaakkiyai edukkiravanga ErkenavE eduthaachu... thirumbippaar.

M.Madhavan: [thirumbip paarthu] Aaah yaarudaa Madhu ivangaa ?

Madhu: Ivanga ennoda friends.

Muthu: Dai kaththiya keezhap pOdraa.

Marudhu: ThalaivarE.. ennavO thozhilukku pudhusu, muttaaLnu solviyE.. ivanai
enkittE vudu naan eppadi merattarEn paaru..

Muthu: Mmm sari.

Marudhu: Kaththiya keezhap pOdraa...

M.Madhavan: Mudiyaadhudaa ennadaa paNNuvE ?

Marudhu: Dai kaththiya keezhap pOdraa ....

M.Madhavan: Mudiyaadhudaa ennadaa paNNuvE ?

Marudhu: Kadsiyaa solREn kathiyai keezhap pOdraa ....

M.Madhavan: Mudiyaadhudaa ennadaa paNNuvE ?

Marudhu: Nee ippa kathiya keezhap pOdriyaaa ille naan thuppaakkiyai keezhap
pOdattumaa.....

M.Madhavan: Enna sariyaana loose'aa irukkE ithu......

Muthu: Dai kasmaalaam Oramaa pOdaa. Merattanumnu aasai mattum irundhaa pOthumaa
aRivum vEnundaa. Naan eppadi merattarEnnu paaru..... [Military Madhavanai nOkki
nadanthu] Dai kaththiyai keezhap pOdraa....

M.Madhavan: VENaam kitta varaathe...

Muthu: Dai kathiya keezha pOdraa...

M.Madhavan: VENaam kitta varaathe...

Muthu: Kitta vanthaa ennadaa paNNuvE ?

M.Madhavan: Innum konjam thaLLi pOvEndaa... Endaa ippadi paduthareeenga....

Muthu: Emmaanthooramdaa pOvE ? Antha sevuru varaikkum pOvE apparum ennadaa 
paNNuvE ?

M.Madhavan: Intha kaththiyaale appadiyE...CHATHAK CHATHAK..

Muthu: Aah.. Ennaa thairiyam irunthaa ennai kaththiyaale kuthuvennu solluvE ?
Kuthudaa paakkalaam.. Mmmm kuthudaa paakkalaam...

M.Madhavan: Ada Endaa nee vEraa. Intha kaththiyaale ennai naane kuthindu sethup
pOiduvEnnEn. Intha brahmahaththi kathi thuppaakki ellaathaiyum neeyE vechukkO.

Muthu: Aaangh. Appadi vaa vazhikku.

M.Madhavan: Ippo enna hands-up paNNanum athaanE ?

Muthu: Venammaa. Hands-up'laam vEnaammaa.

M.Madhavan: Enna hands-up vEnaamaa. Ithaan parambarai thirudan'rathu. Neeyum 
irukkiyEdaa Madhu. Muthu, intha Madhu enna paNNaan theriyumO ? Thakkanoondukku 
oru thuppaakkiya vechundu Mylapore'lErnthu Palavalkam varaikkum ennai ennavO 
umpire mathiri sixer kaattindE azhachindu vanthaampaa.

Marudhu: Madhu, intha aaL yaaru ?

Madhu: Ivar thaan enga maamaa. Military'le irunthaar.

Marudhu: Oh Militaryyaaaa... Buhariyaa Muniyaandiyaa ?

Madhu: Dai mundam nejam Militarydaa.

M.Madhavan: Muthu antha thuppaakkiyaale en sundu viralai suttudu ennai vuttudu.

Madhu: Inge utharavillaamal yaarum varakkoodaathu, appadiye vanthaal 
utharavirundhaalum veLiyE pOgakkoodaathu...

M.Madhavan: En praaNanai vaangaadhadaa Madhu. Inga paaru naan innikki night
train'le ticket ellaam kooda eduthaachu.

Marudhu: Ada caancel paNNidunga vEra trainla pOikkalaaam !

M.Madhavan: Adhuvumillaame naaLaikku Mayavarathule panjayathu board meeting 
irukku. Adhule President'nra muraiyile aiyaa ange avasiyam pEsiyaaganum.

Marudhu: Ada caancel paNNidunga vEra meetingla pEsikkalaaam !

M.Madhavan: Idhallaam kooda paravaalle. NaaLaikku ennoda wedding anniversary.
En wife'Oda irunthE aaganum...

Marudhu: Ada caancel paNNidunga vEra wife kitte vechikkalaaam !

								(thodarum)

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