From: nabeel@sce.carleton.ca (Normand Arthur Beeline)
Subject: Answer FROM nabeel (was Re: Answer to nabeel)
Summary: mad.h wa rad.h
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 04:47:18 GMT


  /\  fter all those answers to me, I guess it is time for an answer 
 /--\ from me. It is more in order, after the discussion degenerated 
/    \into an offensive discussion about schools and whatnot.

 \|/  I start this post in a new way! I honestly apologise for the
 -o-  personal insults that "Mr. Bulbul" (one of my alter egos)
 /|\  showered onto Mr. Anwar Mohammad and probably Kutaiba. I am
      honest about the apology. However, if they do not accept my
apologies, I need to know about it very soon if they pleese because
I have a long line-up for apologies and I can't produce that many.

   Secondly, I have to rebalance the scales of Kuwait after everyone
tried in vain to turn them upside down on the brother Kuwaiti people
and government.

   A few days ago, Br. JLE brought up the subject of the alleged tape
that ITV broadcasted about his highness Mr. Shaikh Jaber, the Kuwaiti Emir (refered to, hereafter, as the Emir) walking in the nude and women

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                **  SAKURA a.hlA .sOrA  **
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appearing, etc. Is there anyone around here who have never walked in
the nude in the privacy of his/her/its house? So what is wrong? And
about women, are we all around here priests and nuns (assuming there
is no hanky-panky between them?)

   And this story about Mr. Shaikh Sabah Saud Jaber Sabah dying in
a French hospital by AIDS. Couldn't that happen by medical negligence
on a doctor's part while doing surgery or blood trasfusion, etc.?

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   Also about the affair of the Emir's brother Mr. Shaikh Sabah with
a blonde American in the military. Is there any adult (or kid) who has
never had an affair? Even an Arab poem goes:
   i_thA 'anta lam ta^shaq wa lam tadri malhawA
      fakon .hajaran min yAbisi .Sa.kri jalmadA
  and in another version
    i_tha ...
      faqom fa^talif tibnan fa'anta .himArO!
But the opponents of Mr. Shaikh Sabah went into distributing his

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    **  wa o.hiBohA wa to.hiBonI    wa yo.hiBo nAqataha ba^IrI  **
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romantic pictures in the streets to show people that he does not 
have a good taste in women, so how can he be the chief of national 
security? What is the link?

   And in article <nabeel.719863575@oracle.sce.carleton.ca>, that
Bulbul guy (the worst of my lovely govely alter egos) was asking 
about another alleged Kuwaiti tape that was smuggled by a pilot while 

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**  WARNING: This piece of news does not bear the Nabeelsome Merit  **
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the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait. The information that reached me is that 
it features some Kuwaiti Shaikh taking drugs (e.g. heroine) and having 
sodomy with a Shaikha. Suppose this is true, so what? I myself toke 
cocaine and liked it so much but the doctors refused giving it to me 
whenever I felt the urge. Is there anyone who has never got this PC 
virus  demanding legalising marijwana? And sodomy? We all do it, it is 
going  to be legal in a few years by the latest and in more civilised
countries, it is legal to do it in public. Also, in a certain gulf
state the Sultan does it with men, so why Kuwait? My interest in the
tape is only artistic, to see whether the Shaikh has a good taste in
women and, if he does, to what draft standard of mine it does conform.
Who am I to judge? Just take my word for it for now!

   The problem is that people have this myth that Emirs and VIPs are
some kind of angels or Jesi (plural of Jesus Christ may peace be upon
Muhammad and him.) So when those go on in living their lives everybody 

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starts gossiping. Not only Arabs, do you remember Americans digging
in Bill's past? If there is anyone who is moral or rather geek enough
not to have an affair, he/she/it will never run for such a position in
the first place. When there is nothing wrong with an official, people
start saying, he shaves his moustache, he wears his watch in his right
hand, he can't spell "potatoe," she uses too much make-up, he is
corrupt, he has an analogue watch, she doesn't dance lambada and so on 
of those irrelevant issues.

   Most of this campaign is caused by what the Kuwaiti government did
to Palestinians. What? Nothing that it is not doing to its own 
citizens. You can't ask a country to treat you better than its own

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citizens. This is the same in all Gulf states, but a country can't
expel three quarters of its native population.

   Why did not anyone comment on her highness, the Saudi princess Maha 
Sidairi wife of Nawwaf (or whatever) the minister of interior. A couple

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of weeks ago she danced in a night bar in Geneva until she fell down 
and was taken by an ambulance to hospital? And so on. 
_____  
  | his reckless campaign against our fellow Kuwaiti brothers has got
  | to stop. Actually, without Kuwait and other Gulf states, we would 
never be here. Without them, especially Americans will live in 
permanent recession and we would have no point in getting down to here.


*norm*   1, 2, 3, 4,
         Don't you guys be such a bore
         5, 6, 7, 8,
         O, Dear God, do bless Kuwait
         9, A, B, C,
         Let us have the tape for free
         D, E, F, O
         Lo! Emir, we love you so          *norm*




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