From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr)
Subject: Re: Announcement
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Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 01:36:26 GMT

In article <BxBHAF.Lpn@ais.org> jgm@ais.org (jim miller) writes:
>
>Two veteran, jaded mudders, Joel Furr and myself, will be making an Xmastime
>trek across the Eastern seaboard.  Joel and I debated at length about our
>itinerary.  Due to the disparity of our interests, we had to do some
>compromising.
>The trip will feature, in no particular order:
>
>* a walking tour of the Virginia Tech campus, including the old buttery
>  and the Carillon Club

Oh, jeez, auzzie, didn't I tell you?  They sold the old buttery to pay for
the slush fund payments to the Fightin' Gobblers football team.  Perhaps a
visit to the "Little Chief's" bar, body shop, and rumblatorium will prove
a suitable substitute.

>* a sunrise aikido demonstration in the Adirondacks, by Joel

I don't do aikido.  I babble.  Perhaps the two are related.  I don't know.

>* a stop at Flo's AmmoExpress, at 5th and Congress in downtown Baltimore

I hear they have a special on plastic picnic knives...

>* a surprise visit to Ken Arromdee's offices in Baltimore

yes!  heh heh heh heh heh!  now, ken, your evil ways will be suitably
punished! yes, after I saw your head off with a plastic picnic knife, it
will be mailed to TallDarkStranger, whereever he is, for post-mortem use
as a sex aid.  Bwah hahahahahaha!

>* Amish Country

* witness auzzie trying to explain "mudding" to people who don't even have
telephones, much less shrines to Shub-Internet

>* an aqua-cultural upstream survey of the Rappahannock River, living with
>  the riverfolk and learning their ways

Most of which consist of drinking Rolling Rock until you projectile vomit
and then drinking some more.

>* Central Park by night

* wilding sprees

>* more
>

argh!  auzzie, you bastard!  you left out the side trip to laugh over the
White House fence at George Bush as he weeps and sobs at the thought of
leaving the White House and having to sue the Democratic Party of the
State of Texas in order to get his 'home,' a hotel suite in Houston, back.

>For this trip we will be using Joel's re-outfitted '77 Gremlin, with
>bubble-dome observation tower and Squall Sensor.  Joel has some new
>tires he wants to put some miles on.  We can take one more person in
>this vehicle, or convoy with a larger group of vehicles.  Expect to
>depart from Joel's parents' house around December 20th.  Bring
>a sleeping bag if you want to stay overnight or the weekend.
>

I *don't* live with my parents, auzzie.  I have a very nice pad.  basement
level, even.  look for the place with all the Toastmasters posters in the
windows.


>Contact Joel at furrjk@vtvm1.cc.vt.edu for further info.
>

or auzzie at jgm@ais.org.


>-jim
>
>
>-- 
>"On a makeshift outboard canoe, Debbie sailed to New York, where she was soon
>adopted by a nice upper-middle class Protestant family, who introduced her to
>record producer Fred Zarr-- and the rest was history." -lafolle@ucscb.ucsc.edu

See Ken Arromdee get his!  I'll take bids for the bloody head, no sense
wasting it on TallDarkStranger.

-- jfurr

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