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From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 08:35:06 GMT

In article <20JUL199222085334@venus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>
>>>>>>{R.I.P} AGAIN! And let that be a warning to you all!
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>=> Pag aka I am not a mouse but I know someone who was..
>>>>>>>>>>>>       Yeah, that's what they always say .... you know, one lump of cheese
>>>>>>>>>>>>leads to another ..... I know where you've hidden your mouse suit you, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>you ...... MOUSE!
>>>>>>>>>>>>Simon aka RodentExtermination Is Us....
>>>>>>>>>>>Michael aka SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! (thump)
>>>>>>>>>>Chris aka Poor little fellow.  He never 'ad a chance.
>>>>>>>>>Michael aka shall we do 'im again? SQUEAK! oops...
>>>>>>>>Chris aka Careful where you step.  You could trod upon 'im.
>>>>>>>Meetch aka 's ok, there's plenty more where that came from.
>>>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
>>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>>James aka Well, I'd rather eat Johnson, sir (or a Lisa, anyway)
>>mnSio ... Just cum on down to The Cellar. (If you want Lisa to eat
>>      you too, it costs extra.)
>Michael aka Don't knw about that Cellar capacity. Lot's o ruckus down there.
>    But providing everyone is of light build and relatively sedentary, and
>    given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner. Look out below!
Chris aka Somebody turn  off the lights, please.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: Upper Class Twit of the Year.
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 13:01:25 GMT


>Can anybody give me a list of the events in 'Upper Class Twit of the Year', 
>of the competitors (if any).  Post responses to the Net.

yes, everyone, today I finally remembered to bring in AND NOW FOR SOMETHING
COMPLETELY TRIVIAL: THE MONTY PTYHON TRIVIA AND QUIZ BOOK.  These are the
events requested:

1. Walking in a straight line
2. The matchbox jump (over three layers of boxes)
3. Kicking the beggar
4. The Hunt Ball photograph
5. Reversing the sports car into the old woman
6. Waking the neighbor (by slamming the car door)
7. Insulting the waiter
8. Getting under the bar (a wooden bar five feet off the ground)
9. Shooting the rabbit (which is tied to the ground)
10. Taking the bra off the debuntante
11. Shooting yourself


I will be posting one of the quizzes later, so all can test their Python 
knowledge!!

--lisa aka the woman with all the answers
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic)
Subject: Splunge anyone?
Summary: No, I won't!
Keywords: NSA, Allah, Kibo, Spam, Silly old git, George Herbert Walker Bush
Organization: Lysator Academic Computer Club, Linkoping University, Sweden
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 14:56:11 GMT


Yeah. Splunge for me too.

Jan aka Mr Anchovy


--
Jan Besehanic
email: jan_b@lysator.liu.se
New, improved .sig-file under construction.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm)
Subject: Re: Lots of bullshit posts here!
Organization: Ocean Sciences Centre
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 14:17:12 GMT


|> Well, I had this great return flame all typed up, but I lost it before I could
|> post it....Fate, eh? It was my first flame too, because, you see, *flames* are
|> what are childish. I figured I had the right to do one since "most of you
|> appear as 10 year olds". Oh, it had all kinds of quips about Craig starting his
|> own newsgroup called alt.fan.monty-python.tightass, but *sigh* it was lost.
|> I think I may have even called him a git or a nip or something...

	You call THAT a flame !?
|> 
|> You see, Craig, there's this great thing called "unsubscribe." It's real easy.
|> All you do is type "u" rather than "f". It's really that simple. 

	No, it's easier, I have an X terminal, and I can use a mouse.
|> 
|> What I don't understand, especially since you seem to think of yourself as
|> *the* MP expert...

	NOT.  I just want to see the silly balanced out with a little
	more substance.  Fair ?


|> why didn't you notice all the Python quoting in the last 
|> 1325345 posts? Occasional reference? Hell, just about all I do is quote them...
|> just ask the guys. Sure, sometimes we distort them to our own means, but that
|> is the point: it's silly. Monty Python was silly...
	
	Er, you forgot BRILLIANT.  Silly is like a lot of sit-coms in North
	America.  MPFC did that, but they were ORIGINAL too, and they
	expanded the boundaries of what was to be deemed acceptable for
	TV.  Agree ?

|>and I feel that we have done
|> a decent job of keeping that atmosphere. (I say "we" losely...I've only been
|> posting here for about a month...). 

	Yes, I see the references, some are quite good in fact!  But, I have to
	scroll to the bottom of these looooooooooong files to get to the new 
	line.  Pain in la ass.
|> 
|> As for serious posting...I will be happy if you do, or anyone else. Silliness
|> isn't a requirement for this newsgroup (but it sure helps). You will probably
|> get some silly remarks, but some serious ones too. I love Python trivia.

	Great, maybe we can ALL learn something interesting about the worlds
	most brilliant comic writers/actors. 
|> 
|> {sarchasm off}
|> 
|> The last work of Terry Gilliam that I saw was Erik the Viking (spam spam spam
|> spam), which also starred Terry Jones as the ruler of New Brazil. As for the 
|> others, I don't know (other than the Cleese commercials for bottled drinks and
|> electrical hardware). 
|> 

	Thanks for the info, I'll look it up.  I had no idea of this movie.
	I feel better already.  Time for a beer. : )

|> Ok. I'm done. For now...

	Good, these follow-ups are murder.
|> 
|> Rest in peace, Graham. We love you still...
|> 
|> Inspector Michael (aka) of the Yard, Sarchasm Division

	Regards,
	Mr. Ken Very Big Liar
	(aka Craig Spam)
From: v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Americans not on holiday.
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:34:00 GMT
Organization: SUNY@Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <30JUL199201245955@venus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes...
> 
>>>Tia, Simon, Jester, Jos, (Dan if your still there)......
>>>This is just not on.
>>>Sorry, Meetch too, and Morjens.
>>Well, if you turn the switch..... 
> 
>Oh! Fiiiiiiiiiiiine! Just forget about *me* why don't you? Always forget the new
>loony... It's Anti-Semitism, I tell you... And there's *three* Michael's...
>At least you could have mentioned *one* of us! *sigh* I've got no choice...
>I'm gonna kill the lot of you.
Okay....Michael, Michael, Michael. There I mention'd the lot of ye!

>>>When are all these naughty people going to go back
>>>to work so that we can have our nice discussions wiuth
>>>out them breaking into irrelevencies about monty-python
>>>Don't they know that the name is a blind???
>>Yeam, jus' wish my name was as blind as a bat so it can't see me and I can't 
>>see it (if it was invisible).
> 
>>>Eccles aka I CAN't keep up!!!!
>>Tia aka keep running!!!
>Michael aka You try running with your 'ead nailed toa caffe table...It ain't
>   easy, sister.
Tia aka well running round wif your palms nailed to a piece of wood isn't easy
either!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: M. Python - the Beefheart connetction
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Distribution: alt
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 13:00:19 GMT


In article <MORJENS.92Jul20170412@vipunen.hut.fi>, morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:
|> 
|> Yes! There is an unexplainable link between Capn' Beefheart and
|> Monty Python! How else could one explain these concluding lines
|> from the song "The wind blows forward 'n' the wind blows back" 
|> on the album "Trout mask replica":
|>         
|>          ".........
|>           with my girlfriend 
|>           named Bimbo
|>           limbo
|>           SPAM!"
|> 
|> Strange, isn't it?                            _____________________________

just another example of the fundamental interconnectedness of all things...

-- lisa aka currently unconnected
From: daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Words to the Lumberjack Song??
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:22:11 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <22JUL92.14490128@skyfox.usask.ca> eckdahl@skyfox.usask.ca writes:
>However, I am curious to know
>the words to the lunberjack's song.  I believe it was on,
>"And Now For Something Completely Different".
>


You're right, "The Lumberjack Song" was on "And Now for Something
Completely Different" but that wasn't the source.  I believe it was
first shown as a follow-up to the psychotic barber sketch on the Flying
Circus series.  It was also redone (with Eric Idle singing the
words instead of Michael Palin, who was the 'standard' Pythoner for the
role) on Live at the Hollywood Bowl.  Anyway, the version of the words
that I personally like the best are:

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

(chorus)
He's a lumberjack and he's OK.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.

(chorus)
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
aI put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

(chorus)
He cut's down trees, he skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars???

He's a lumberjack and he's OK.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

(chorus)
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels???
Suspendies and a bra??????

What a poof!!!!! Disgusting!!!!

He's a lumberjack and he's OK.
He sleeps all night and he works all day!


Hope this is what you wanted, skyfox!

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu (William C. Haga)
Subject: Re: Philosopher's song
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 21:13:56 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.122145.3481@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu (William C. Haga) sez:
>
>>Now, I've seen the words to the philosopher's song posted here before,
>>but I ignorantly neglected to save it, thinking, "Ha, *I've* got both
>>volumes of 'All the Words', and needn't save this!".  Of course, most
>>of you are well aware that the philospher's song was not in the
>>original TV script.  So, I humbly request that someone email them to
>>me.
>
>Orroit everyone!  Let's SPAM 'is mailbox!!!!!
>
>>At first I felt guilty about wasting bandwidth with yet another request
>>like this, but not after having read the last 200 posts to this group!
>
>Only 200 ?  R U a slow reader or wot ? 8)
>
> [other Meetch stabbings trimmed]
>
>>With highest regards,
>With contempt,
>
>>Bill (wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu)
>Meetch aka Id's dot fuddy.

Now, there's no one who enjoys a good laugh more than I do....well.....
actually, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I, but that's beside
the point.  Let me just publicly embarrass Meetch by saying that he
secretly is a nice guy, that he is a Mason, and that he sent me the
words I asked for, all in the right order.

Bill
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 14:38:26 GMT

In article <ins450m.712407315@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
 
>
>mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>
>>>[... not even sigs are safe ...]
>>>
>>>>>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>>>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>>>>>Eccles aka You can't do that - you never no where he's been.
>>>>>Michael aka The Church Police
>>>>>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting!
>>>>Chris aka we have some Ram's bladder cup if that's what you prefer. .
>>>James aka MORE BEANS!!!
>>Michael aka Now, now. You know beans are off...
>Eccles aka BOOM!!! there goes one now.
Chris <bounce>ak<bounce>a  Some <bounce> of those were<bouncebouncebounce>
jumping beans! <bounce> WOAH! <bouncebouncebouncebounce>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Bath & Wells
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 10:39:26 GMT

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

>In article <27JUL199213402909@zeus.tamu.edu>
>mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> 
>>
>>>>[assorted stuff sacrificed to the Satanic `vi']
>>>>=>Michael aka The Church Police
>>>>=>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting!
>>>>No, you silly, silly person .... it's the Bishop of Leicester ....
>>>
>>>>Simon aka not-the-Bishop of Bath & Wells
>>>James aka "It's not-the-Bishop!!!"
>>Michael aka can you help me with my insurance Not-the-Bishop? There seems
>>to be a clause about "Any claim I make will be ignored. Furthermore, he'll
>>put a fist through my teeth." Maybe I'll just take the woman...
>Chris aka Be careful.  She might hold your policy ransom for certain...erm...
>favors.
Eccles aka Damn. :)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 20:09:03 GMT


>>>>>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
>>>>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>>>>James aka Well, I'd rather eat Johnson, sir (or a Lisa, anyway)
>>>>mnSio ... Just cum on down to The Cellar. (If you want Lisa to eat
>>>>      you too, it costs extra.)
>>>Michael aka Don't knw about that Cellar capacity. Lot's o ruckus down there.
>>>    But providing everyone is of light build and relatively sedentary, and
>>>    given a spot of good weather, I think we're on to a winner. Look out 
>>iOSnm sls Well, we use the church's steple restoration fund to
>>      strengthen the ground underneath, and it does occupy the
>>      entire expanse of ranelagh (well, under it), plus we're
>>      continually expanding. (Just look at the advertising we're
>>      getting), so it's really the celing that needs strength. We've
>>      tried to make the above houses' foundations continue into the
>>      rooms below, so it's generally quite strong. I've been seeing
>>      a lot of you (singular and plural) there recently. (In every
>>      sense of the phrase)
>James sls How about if I just crouch by the side of the road and rub gravel
>	in my hair?
NMSio J well, I'm sure I could arraneg a steam-roller for you.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SNUGGLING BUNNIES
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:10:07 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
}jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) did say:
}>|}Morjens aka anyone else not content wiff my little scheme of marching up
}>|}and down the square?
}>|Jester aka it workwed for Hitler in 1938
}>Jos aka No, no, no! It's `Hilter' not `Hitler' ... ahahaah ... not me!
}Meetch aka I'll be sleeping in...
Jester aka i'll be imperosnating Hitler........

}>ps. The first one to say `sn*ggl*b*nn**s' will be spanked with a 
}>    smelly hanky! Be warned! Read the TWWNATS list first, before
}>    you post (TWWNATS = The Words We're Not Allowed To Say)
}pps. Does that include "NI!" ?
ppps. SNUGGLE BUNNIES ( I like being spanked)
-- 
\ /  /    / /  /\
 \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_
 / \/  /   \ \/ \
 .sig is homeless...can you spare a dime??? will work for food....
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Antisemitism
Date: 23 Jul 92 03:53:38 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Jul20.172731.26745@newscan.canada.sun.com> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  spawns:


>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>> 
>> >You're all very silly and I'm not going to interview you.
>> Yes you are.
>> 
>> IOSnm

>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) also wrote:

>>You're all very silly and I'm not going to interview you.
>Yes you are.

>mnSio


>I have this strange feeling of deja vu.............














>

>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) also wrote:

>>You're all very silly and I'm not going to interview you.
>Yes you are.

>mnSio


>I have this strange feeling of deja vu.............

>PKT aka A glass of water, please...........

In <1992Jul20.172731.26745@newscan.canada.sun.com> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  spawns:


>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>> 
>> >You're all very silly and I'm not going to interview you.
>> Yes you are.
>> 
>> IOSnm

>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) also wrote:

>>You're all very silly and I'm not going to interview you.
>Yes you are.

>mnSio


>I have this strange feeling of deja vu.............














>

>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) also wrote:

>>You're all very silly and I'm not going to interview you.
>Yes you are.

>mnSio


>I have this strange feeling of deja vu.............

>PKT aka A glass of water, please...........

James aka Right! Off to the Dairy with him!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: the trivia quiz
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 13:29:08 GMT


I did open the subject for discussion after posting the answers.  I want to
know how everyone fared!!  If no one bothered to pay any attention to the
quiz, I sure as hell won't bother to go and type up the next one....

--lisa
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Upper Class Twit of the Year.
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 20:04:01 GMT


>Can anybody give me a list of the events in 'Upper Class Twit of the Year', 
>of the competitors (if any).  Post responses to the Net.

Um... yurp. Given a bit of time, sinec I've just finished my most
recent project (Which a few peeps know about, and I'll be posting
within the week).

Noims smith-smythe-smith.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 23:13:42 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.024546.840@DIALix.oz.au>
meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
 
>
>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) explains:
>
>>>>[... not even sigs are safe ...]
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>>>>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>>>>>>Eccles aka You can't do that - you never no where he's been.
>>>>>>Michael aka The Church Police
>>>>>>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting!
>>>>>Chris aka we have some Ram's bladder cup if that's what you prefer. .
>>>>James aka MORE BEANS!!!
>>>Michael aka Now, now. You know beans are off...
>>Eccles aka BOOM!!! there goes one now.
>Meetch aka Should we burn 'im, bury 'im, dump 'im or eat 'im ?
Chris aka They should be kicked in the upper lip with a steel-tipped toecap.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Lots of bullshit posts here! (semi-serious)
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 10:40:50 GMT

hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski) writes:

>In <c9037395.711936100@jupiter.newcastle.edu.au> c9037395@jupiter.newcastle.edu.au (Helen Lee) writes:

>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>>>>Let's try to be just a tad responsible, eh guys?
>>>Responsible?  Wassat ?
>>It's not wasting other people's resources.
>Which people?
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
I thought I had dispensed with all the people telling
us not to waste resources. Meetch, don't waste
time - tell them to Fuck off.

>>>>Why not try group-emailing for the cascade stuff?
>>>Things would get a mite boring then, wouldn't they?  And besides, people
>>I doubt it.
>I disagree.
So do I

>>>can't just join in if they don't know wot we're up to. :)
>>Well, 99.9% of us don't want to.
>Where did that statistic come from? Did you take a poll or did you just make it
>up?  If 99.9% *really and truly* don't want such silliness, I think there would
>be justification for creating 'a.f.mp.silly' and 'a.f.mp.serious'.
Well, theres less than 1000 posters here, for onw thing, and two
of us disagree....

>Barring that, why don't we agree on the convention that 'serious' postings
>include a 'serious disclaimer' on the subject line, as I did just now?
>(I think that makes much more sense than flagging the 'silly' ones, since
>we all agree that the 'silly' postings are a much larger volume. (and when
>making silly postings it's easy to forget a 'silly' flag.) )
No sod off. This is a silly newsgroup - be warned.

>>>Meetch aka Would *YOU* like to sit on my face ?
>>Yes please... NOT!!
>James aka Come up to my place ... bouncy, bouncy?
Eccles aka I hate american slang...TRUE! 
>>Cheers,

>M*A*S*H,
>					James Willer email to jmw1388@cs.rit.edu
>{The opinions above are probably NOT those of
> Hanan Polansky. I don't know. I never asked.}
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic)
Subject: Brian built my hotrod
Summary: No, I'm not going to sum it up for you!
Keywords: NSA, spam, Allah, The Turkish Little Rude Plant
Organization: Lysator Academic Computer Club, Linkoping University, Sweden
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 12:27:09 GMT

Would it be fair to say that Jesus, like Bob Dylan, was a
jewish hippie?
And if so, is it not so that they are both dead?
Jesus physically and Bob Dylan mentally, that is?

Doesn't this mean that Bob Dylan is forever doomed to
walk the halls where the legendary Puking trees of Mozambique 
are growing?

Yes, goys and birls, these are questions that have troubled 
Austrian theologians all named Rutger for centuries.

And the answer is, surprisingly enough, penguins!!!

Yes, penguins, these comic flightless web-footed little bastards
may finally unwittingly help man to fathom the uncharted depths 
that these above mentioned questions are probing!!!

He who controls the penguins of the world holds the power to
control the universe!!!!
Didn't Kierkegaard say that the right to choose between fishes and
insects led to the evolution of the telepathic powers that 
penguins possess??

No, he didn't!! Thus he proved what a mindless little sod he was!!!!
He didn't know a thing about what really, really goes on in 
the world that we all, except the dead that is, live in.

Just my .128 ECUS worth,

Jan aka Gurt Svensson, the Swedish mammal abuser and part-time radiator.


--
Jan Besehanic
email: jan_b@lysator.liu.se
New, improved .sig-file under construction.