HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth)
Subject: Re: the caffeine gods have spoken
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 04:06:16 GMT

hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
> There's one Vivarin laying here.  At least, that's what Mike said it is.  He
> also said it's the equivalent of about 3 cups of coffee.  I think Vivarin is
> like a religion to him...  I've seen him, late at night, in a dark corner of
> the office, hunched over a terminal wolfing the stuff by the box.  As he does
> it, he mutters strange things in Latin.  Then again, maybe that's just the way
> he is when he's coding.
> 
> 					--Joachim  

take it, please!  take several, take a hundred!  if you take enough of
them, you black out and will end up somewhere you have never been
before.  they are wonderful.  wash them down with coffee on an empty
stomach.  that's what i always do!

					cathy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Detachable Penis
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 20:16:58 GMT



In article <gerald.723960349@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:

   I was just flipping through the radio stations again, looking for someone
   to jam with, and at 102.1 FM they were playing a song called "Detachable
   Penis" from an album called "Happy Hour" by King Missle. The lyrics were
   hilarious, but I never thought to type them in until it was almost too
   late. Here is what I got:

	   in a pawn shop
	   saw my penis next to a toaster oven, a guy wanted $22 for it.

	   I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.
	   I was happy again. complete
	   some people tell me i should get it permanently attached

ha ha ha.  if you think thats funny go back and get their older albums
and listen to "Double Fucked by two Black Studs".  They were better
before Dogbowl left.  Oh, and of course now that they get regular air
play they must of course suck mightily.

   Meanwhile, in the background they're singing "Detachable Penis" over and
   over. Maybe some of you have already heard of these guys, but supposedly
   this album isn't coming out until February. (?)

or take a trip south of the border and buy it.

   I'll see if I can get the whole song next time. It's hard to transcribe
   lyrics in real-time, even at 100 wpm.

or post the gif.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: fight training changes everything 2
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 08:45:06 GMT

"this must be a traditional martial arts movie.  they're all making noises
 i only make when i'm lifting something really heavy up over my head."


-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Detachable Penis
Date: 14 Dec 92 23:13:25 GMT
Organization: The Cutely Jiggling Myrmidons of Anachronism
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

(  It's bad enough that all the departments here at work, and all my friends  
 ) workplaces, have these stupid, artificial Christmas parties, where everyone  
(  eats and drinks and flirts too much.                                       /
                                                                             /
The lab's Christmas party was cancelled today because of lack of interest.  / g
___
And not for lack of the eminently flirtable either, mind you.
From: corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley )
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  cathy's response to sioux's dildo
Date: 18 Dec 92 03:07:20 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson

In article <larne.04vq@canetoad.UUCP> larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky) writes:
>In article <1992Dec15.192830.12361@wam.umd.edu> kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>>In article <MJD.92Dec15120341@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax") writes:
>>>Ho ho!  Yes, the only Hassid in the world with a penis ring.
>>
>>soc.singles response: "You'll have to promise to show it to me at the next
>>boink! :) "
>>
>>alt.romance.chat response: "What's a penis ring?  Anyway, *kisses* and
>>*hugs*."
>
>sci.math response: What two operations have you defined over your penis?

alt.conspiracy response: please reference the latest 78-part series posted
here about the government 1978 coverup of penis rings and mind-control
microwave lasers.
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you ever wondered Why Gooley is Still a Virgin?
Date: 18 Dec 92 02:08:55 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec16.133451.7047@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virgi
nia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>>If they have any foil-wrapped chocolate Santas there, take a kitchen knife,
>>put the Santa on its back on a kitchen counter or table, and hold the
>>knife in a position for cutting the Santa lengthwise, feet to head. Speak
>>for it, saying, "Do you expect me to talk?" and then reply, "No, Mr. Claus,
>>I expect you to die!"  Then slowly cut it in half lengthwise, laughing
>>diabolically.
>>Everyone else at the party will completely ignore you and you will grin
>>sheepishly.
>
>
>this should answer your question.
>
>r
>
actually, i find this type of behavior to be extremely sexy.

-jane

mmm. knives and chocolate.
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 1992 23:12:26 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

I found these occupations listed in the 1989 Alphabetical Index of
Industries and Occupations.  These are all true occupations.  I have
divided them into related groups.

Group I.
---------
Animal eviscerator
Backbreaker
Breast puller
Cripple chaser
Gut snatcher
Hair boiler
Head chopper
Heel gouger
Hog scalder
Jawbone puller
Knockout man
Lip cutter
Pig sticker
Poultry debeaker
Skull grinder
Slasher
Stabber
Tail puller
Throat cutter
Tongue binder

Group II.
-----------
Ammonia Man
Antisqueak Man
Bug Boy
Caustic Man
Experimental Man

Group III.
----------
Beef boner
Impregnator
Ladies' underwear operator
Leg man
Meat pumper

Group IV.
---------
Abnormal psychologist
Abrasive worker
Boring machine operator
Budding machine operator
Plodding machine operator
Prick stitcher

Group V.
--------
Blow-off worker
Brainer
Bread jockey
Bucket chucker
Car pincher
Freak
Pond monkey
Wrong-address clerk

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Tragic realization
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 17:37:48 GMT

I've come the sad conclusion that I'm only about the fifth- or sixth-best
Mark posting here.

mark "inferiority complex" schnitzius
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 17:48:53 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.051416.29660@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>In article <1992Dec9.023840.21080@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:


*sniff*
this is so romantic.
first there was that endless cascade between dave and pale blue eyes.
then I guess they got hitched or something.
now there's susan and pfinerty.
i just can't wait until they have their five generations of kids.



yong-mi
alt.romance.chat ain't got nothing on us
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@mothra.syr.EDU (Handel Low)
Subject: Daily Allowance of Garbage
Organization: People's Equality Army
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 15:41:41 EST


Garbage.

It's in the food that I eat, the
drink that I drink.  The air that I breathe.

Well, you get the idea.

Due to a sudden flash of concern for
my health, I suddenly decided this morning
to swear off junk food, pizza, and the
general McFilth that I'd killed my taste buds
on for the last few months.

So this morning I housed one of my housemate's
Quaker Oats in a cup...I forget what it's
really called...you microwave it and stir.  I
sometimes refer to it as "Mudhoney."  Well,
it looks like it, anyway.

Halfway through the day, I thought I would faint.
So I stepped into the nearest pizza shop.

Back to the garbage.


handel "in sickness and in filth" low
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Marketing Trends which must be encouraged
Date: 18 Dec 92 19:02:50 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <75700@apple.apple.COM>, bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
> 
> TOGO's is now selling a turkey, stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce
> sandwich.
> 
> What more need be said?
> 
> mr HEINOUS

What, no mayo?
Hmmm... what IS that white stuff, then?

					--Joachim

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Subject: Last night I had a dream
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 22:02:52 GMT

That I was recruited by the University of Discontent for a job,
but the only department they had was the Roofing Department.

I think this job search business is beginning to take its toll.

the doctor

--
  Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
  josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 543-5004
 That's one more kid that'll never go to school, never get
	   to fall in love, never get to be cool
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: be prepared!
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:13:12 GMT
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs

In article <BzKzpy.BH6@phage.cshl.org> pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo) writes:
>i was in the supermarket when i realized this
>so i immediately sat down in an unplanned emergency
>reaction response.

You went shopping without me?

And I just used my last can of garbanzos. Oh well. 

>-- Pat Monardo
>-- pjm@cshl.org

-T

Calling my landlord to demand the kerosene heater back until he
fixes the god damned heating system--of course, someone stole the
spare kerosene off my porch


-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: short, shameful confession
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 21:19:34 GMT

I submitted my list of institutions of research and higher learning to
rec.humor.funny.

It was accepted.

Mark., at least I laughed the first few times I read it
gooley@netcom.com
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hurray for me!
Date: 15 Dec 1992 03:10:56 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1gjf5jINNm1r@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation) writes:
>I won the Cold Toilet Seat Story Contest!
OH yeah? well, i placed in the MUST BE FOLLOWING A GODDAMN MORON WITH
TOILET PAPER ALL OVER THE TOILET story contest.  Film at 11.  No, really.

>Hurray for me!
>Hurray for meeeee!
>Hurray for me!
>L-I-P!

BLASPHEMER. 

PAT.  P-A-T.  Patrick McCurdy.  My own short shameful confession would be
that i CAN'T FUCKING REMEMBER HIS MIDDLE NAME. i think it was james.


>Mark "Get out of my head!" Lippert 


Heh. Yeah.  Pat McCurdy's been running through my head a lot.

[he was in. my. dreams.]


-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: quick philosophy (press 'n' now)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Yes.
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 21:39:56 GMT

In article <Bz18Bw.Bv@acsu.buffalo.edu> hennessy@acsu.buffalo.edu (DOG BASEBALL!!!) writes:
>
>	Hopefully my damn dialin connection will hold up (the off-campus


Hopefully not.


>modems here are kinda flaky), 


Yeah, so are you...Shit, you're still here.  Too bad.


>so I can mention some things I have noticed in
>this partickler newsgroup.


Nobody asked you fuckwit.  Take this drivel to alt.support.


>	1) interesting reading, helped me think about things in more of a
>lateral way (rather than in a nasty narrow linear fashion).


You mean you can think?  I didn't think there was anything inside that
uni-browed, pinhead of yours.


>	2) egos seem a bit too big.


Big?  Not quit as big as that forehead of yours.  Everything is relative, son.
You just happen to have the ego of a piss-ant.


>remember, everybody was born a "newbie"


No, you have newbies and fuckwit newbies.  

You appear to be^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hare the latter.


>so unless somebody goes out of their way to make an ass out of themself, you
>should cut 'em a little slack.


Three guesses why you ain't gettin' any slack.


>Unless your ego needs to feed on others, which
>then implies a frail and unhealthy ego and all of the personality problems
>associated.


Thanks for that insight Mr. "Sensitive, secure, In touch with himself guy of
the 90's".  Why don't you take a ball-peen hammer to your forehead until
blood comes out of your ears.  Have a friend post a GIF when you are done.


>In which case, you should be seeking help rather than viciously
>flaming someone.


Help?  Sure, I'll help.  Use the other end of that hammer on your forehead.
It won't take as many wacks.


>[blather deleted]
>
>
>-- 
>   /I\          Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

heh.  Fuck you, you are the joke.



Ta-ta for now, and have a usenet day,

M
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@mothra.syr.EDU (Handel Low)
Subject: Five Words
Organization: Private Crapper Under the Stairs
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 15:56:42 EST


It was the last day of classes today, and the
general idea was that our last class would be
spent doing evaluations...fill in the circles,
answer these open-ended questions...

"What five words best describe your instructor?"

It was for my newswriting class...fortunately,
the poor guy had left the room.  The class
exploded into a volley of obvious words...most
of us were thinking along the same wavelength,
I think.

"Boring"  "Condescending"  "Stodgy"  "Uninspiring"
"Humorless" "Corny"

"Aw, come on," said one of the students.  "He's
going to retire after next semester."

"So what?"

Kind of like in "Barton Fink":  "What heart?"


handel "wants to pass anyway" low
From: graeme@fulcrum.co.uk (Graeme Hodgson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SWANSONG.....
Summary: Beefburgers
Date: 14 Dec 92 17:39:02 GMT
Organization: Fulcrum Communications

In article <1992Dec13.215759.24987@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>
[stuff deleted]
>apologize for any hurt feelings. so that's it. i think i shall
>continue posting...but with a new respect for the passion and
>intelligence for the others here in this newsgroup. thank you all
>again, for making my first brush with talk.bizarre truly memorable. i
>love all of you...

So you're not leaving us after all.  Thank God for that - you had me
worried for a while.



--
Hodj
Email to graeme@fulcrum.co.uk     |        <witty quote pending>
 - whenever the mood takes you.   |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: CARASSO'S GIRLFRIEND MAKES A SSC
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Keywords: carasso,girlfriend,urine,mcdonalds,lunch,pot,kettle,black
Organization: Inquiring Minds of Oregon
Date: 15 Dec 92 15:16:49 CST


In article <1992Dec15.185426.7874@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
> 
> This is an actual ssc from my girlfriend, as told by me, CARASSO (G-D):
> 
> Last Tuesday, I'm in the bathroom at Fox TV, where I work as a grphic
> artist.  I had just pee'd and when I stood up, my purse fell, and a
> ten dollar bill fell in.  I hesitated, but ultimately reached in and
> got it.  I didn't wash the bill but rather wrapped it in two paper
> towels.  An hour later, when I went to McDonald's, I unwrapped the ten
> dollar bill on the counter and handed it to the cashier to pay for my
> lunch.

Never mind that. Did she...
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: DATE CALCS (mon - sun)
Date: 14 Dec 1992 00:43:10 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu



####################################################################
   mmddyy                         .   backwards
             2                    .             
   121492 = 2 x 7 x 4339          .   294121 = 197 x 1493 
             3                    .              
   121592 = 2 x 15199             .   295121 = 421 x 701 
             2                    .            
   121692 = 2 x 3 x 10141         .   296121 = 3 x 7 x 59 x 239 
             6                    .            
   121792 = 2 x 11 x 173          .   297121 = 11 x 27011 
             2                    .                 
   121892 = 2 x 31 x 983          .   298121 = 47 x 6343 
             3                    .              
   121992 = 2 x 3 x 13 x 17 x 23  .   299121 = 3 x 99707 
             2                    .             
   122092 = 2 x 131 x 233         .   290221 = 59 x 4919 
####################################################################
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Wow")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: guns
Date: 14 Dec 92 07:58:38 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: btb4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu's message of 14 Dec 92 04:17:18 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.041718.14831@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> btb4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (BRADLEY T BRAUN) writes:
>   In article <6028@rosie.NeXT.COM>, burkhold@next.com (Thomas Burkholder) writes:
>   >Guns?  Guns don't kill people- it's those damn bullets!
>   Nope - it's MUCH older than that.

It was coined by Augustus J. Peabody, who later went on to achieve fame
and fortune as the inventor of dirt.

Right, Lippert?
--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: useful information?
X-Xxdate: Fri, 18 Dec 92 13: 37:26 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 13:30:55 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.230755.11368@netcom.com> Mark. Gooley, gooley@netcom.com
writes:
>Mark., what the hell is a fetish shoe, anyway?

It's like a fet shoe, only not quite.

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
One Line Followups 'R Us                                                
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
2473 562 2346the incredible shrinking .sig6917
From: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM (Tom Hopkins)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New Identity
Date: 19 Dec 1992 01:28:05 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc., Billerica, MA. 
Distribution: world
Reply-To: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: nemesis.east.sun.com

operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby) writes:
>
>You'll never know when I come back - I could be Blair 
>Houghton, Rob Dobson, Dominus - anyone. 

My money is on Dominus.  Badly formed Dominus.

-Tom Hopkins <hoppie@turbo.east.sun.com>

"Nobody here is BIFF, but quite a few of us are Rich Rosen."  
   -- some oldbie, I forget who.
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: things to do at Xmas parties
Date: 15 Dec 92 23:08:02 GMT
Organization: t.b

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> If they have any foil-wrapped chocolate Santas there, take a kitchen knife,
> put the Santa on its back on a kitchen counter or table, and hold the
> knife in a position for cutting the Santa lengthwise, feet to head. Speak
> for it, saying, "Do you expect me to talk?" and then reply, "No, Mr. Claus,
> I expect you to die!"  Then slowly cut it in half lengthwise, laughing
> diabolically.
> 
> Everyone else at the party will completely ignore you and you will grin
> sheepishly.
> 
> Mark., works every time

     Evidently.  You posted about the exact same
thing last year around this time.

--Starcap'n Ra,      {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
   I still think        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
   repeatedly stabbing                    ^---------------The Wrong Choice
   it while laughing         internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
   diabolically would
   be more effective than your slow slice
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: interesting fact
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 20:35:38 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>
>"Nair" hair remover was named after Vikram Nair, the Indian-American
"Blair", the money maker was named after Commedore's Vik20 RAM Bingo Simulator.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: CARASSO'S GIRLFRIEND MAKES A SSC
Keywords: carasso,girlfriend,urine,mcdonalds,lunch,pot,kettle,black
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 16:41:52 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.185426.7874@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>
>This is an actual ssc from my girlfriend, as told by me, CARASSO (G-D):
>
>Last Tuesday, I'm in the bathroom at Fox TV, where I work as a grphic
>artist.  I had just pee'd and when I stood up, my purse fell, and a
>ten dollar bill fell in.  I hesitated, but ultimately reached in and
>got it.  I didn't wash the bill but rather wrapped it in two paper
>towels.  An hour later, when I went to McDonald's, I unwrapped the ten
>dollar bill on the counter and handed it to the cashier to pay for my
>lunch.
>
>Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy.
>

^ssc^spc

(p=prideful)

At least that's what _I'd_ have called it.
-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ssamarasshole@scott.tissue.skidmark.edu (Newbette)
Subject: Im Gonna Annoy You :)
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Skidmark Underwear and Newt Factory, Hershey, PA
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 21:42:43 GMT



   i think the only way to annoy Mark Dominus is to tell him what a
cool guy he is :)

and I would take a pint of his blood anytime :)


                                       -stouixpid

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: T.B Boxed Edition
Reply-To: aaron%atlantis@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 04:01:01 GMT

There should be an event in there like

You are anagrammed by Dave Polewka.  -10

Maybe as a Flame Card?

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"I never gave it a thought, I never thought I should think
 I would go along with anyone and anything"  --Rupert Hine
Current Album--Return of The Jedi Soundtrack
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 20 Dec 1992 22:17:22 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <gerald.724847873@manning> gerald@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
*schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
*
*>I read everything from American Lit, though.
*
*I have no joke here, I just like saying, ``American Literature.''

Hey, Ger...technically, anything written by Canadians would be considered
American Literature as well.


Mark "Considering going for a geography degree also" Lippert