From: jorge@solar.usc.edu (Jorge Pereira)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Quotations in Weekly Planners
Date: 12 Jan 1993 15:51:01 -0800
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Swallow your pride occasionally, it's not fattening.
	- Frank Tyger


If at first you don't succeed, you are running about average.
	- M.H. Alderson


Winning isn't everything - but wanting to win is.
	- Vince Lombardi


A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
	- Ralph Waldo Emerson


The best safety device in a car is a rear view mirror with a 
policeman in it.
	- Gil Stern


A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave five minutes
longer.
	- Ralph Waldo Emerson


Freedom is nothing else but a chance to do better.
	- Alber Camus


Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone.
	- G.B. Stein


When I was younger, I could remember anything, wether it had
happened or not.
	- Mark Twain


In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste,
swim with the current.
	- Thomas Jefferson


Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.
	- Sen. Bill Bradley


Reason deceives us often; conscience never.
	- Rousseau


If only God would give me a clear sign! Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss bank.
	- Woody Allen


Middle age is when you know all the answers and nobody ever asks you
the questions.
	- Orben's comedy fillers


A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away
a perfectly good kitten.
	- Doug Larson


To get maximum attention, it's hard to beat a good, big mistake.
	- Gazette


About the only thing ever lost by politeness is a seat on a crowded bus.
	- The Irish Digest


We treat this world of ours as though we had a spare in the trunk.
	-Al Bernstein


One place where you're sure to find the perfect driver is in the back seat.
	- Homer Phillips


There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.
	- Han Suyin


If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
	- Tryon Edwards


In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
	- Kathleen Norris


Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you stop pedaling.
	- Claude Pepper


When a man says money can do anything, that settles it; he hasn't any.
	- Ed Howe


All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward.
	- Ellen Glasgow


If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
	- Earl Wilson


When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before.
	- Mae West


The American Dream is not over. America is an adventure.
	- Theodore White


A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other
people haven't.
	- Irvin S. Cobb


The marvels - of film, radio, and television - are marvels of one-way
communication, which is not communication at all.
	- Milton Mayer


You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
	- Norman Douglas


No matter how old you get, if you can keep the desire to be creative,
you're keeping the man-child alive.
	- John Cassavetes


It may be those who do most, dream most.
	- Stephen Leacock


Do what you can with what you have where you are.
	- Theodore Roosevelt


There is nothing new in art except talent.
	- Anton Chekhov


You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
	- Brooker T. Washington


All human power is a compound of time and patience.
	- Honore' de Balzac


Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist
once he grows up.
	- Pablo Picasso


Children are a great confort in your old age - and they help you
reach it faster, too.
	- Lionel Kauffman


Most of us hate to see a poor loser - or a rich winner.
	- Harold Coffin


Sex appeal is 50 percent what you've got and 50 percent what people
think you've got.
	- Sophia Loren


It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
	- Woody Allen


Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.
	- Mark Twain


A rich man has not only money, he has credit too.
	- Yiddish proverb


The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
	- Chinese proverb


American business needs a lifting purpose greater than the struggle of
materialism.
	- herbert Hoover


Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing
with the enemy.
	- Henry Kissinger


All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.
	- Samuel Butler


A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else
in the world.
	- Edmond de Goncourt


A dollar may not go as far as it once did, but it makes for it in speed.
	- Ned Preston


Everybody is negotiable.
	- Muhammad Ali


It is a luxury to be understood
	- Ralph Waldo Emerson


Heredity is what sets the parents of a teen-ager wondering about each other.
	- Laurence J. Peter