From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 19 Nov 92 11:50:43 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov18.083612.4048@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov16.123412.828@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Nov13.142927.3947@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov10.191620.793@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>> Gina the curvatious blonde tries to seduce the engaged 'skwish dude:
>>>> 
>>>>> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>>> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>>>>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>>>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>>>>>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
>>>>> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
>>>>> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
>>>>> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
>>>>> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
>>>>> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
>>>>> reach all by my self.
>>>> 
>>>> Well, Gina, I must say that you have sparked my interest...what kinds of things
>>>> are you BEST at? If the sleazyness contest is any measure, well...(anyways, all
>>>> married men need an extramarital affair with a sensuous woman now and again)
>>> I'll spark more than your interest. just give me a chance. I'm best
>>> at...well, try me out; you'll see. I keep telling you--the romantic
>>> side of sleaze is my speciality. Have you ever felt like you were
>>> higher than Mt. McKinley NATURALLY?  Then get with me and you'll see..
>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> The 'skwish dude aka are you game Gina
>>> Gina aka i don't play games, I win
>> 
>> 
>> Cool it, Gina. You've got everyone else, so give it a rest.
>> 
>> Meredith threatening PISS OFF HE'S MINE
> 
> 
> Chill!!! 
> I don't really want him anyway. After all, he is obviously yours. And
> I don't need to borrow trouble, I've got Jester for that.

Yeah, he sounds like trouble!  I just get a little overprotective when I'm
around my superstud...:)
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