HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: More plagiarism. (Blatant rip-off.) 
Summary: name this album.
X-Advertisement: Emacs, schemacs! I want my monkey man.
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 22:31:15 GMT
Comments: Does the lateral coital position mean having a bit on the side?


Keep your fingers out of my eyes. While I write I like to glance at
the butterflies in glass that are all around the walls. The people in
memory are pinned to events I can't recall too well, but I'm putting
one down to watch him break up, decompose and feed another sort of
life. The one in question is fully biodegradable material and
categorised as 'Rael'. Rael hates me, I like Rael,--yes, even
ostriches have feelings, but our relationship is  is something both of
us  are learning to live with. Rael likes a good time, I like a good
rhyme, but you won't see me directly anymore--he hates my being
around. So if this story doesn't stand I might lend a hand, you
understand? (i.e. the rhyme is planned, dummies.)

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: richh misses his big chance
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 05:11:13 GMT

In article <Bw29uJ.9L2@lawday.DaytonOH.NCR.COM> jra@lawday.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (John Ackermann) writes:
>gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>
>>richh is in town this weekend, so i was
>>going to take him to the tastee diner for
>                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Would that be the famous 29 Tastee Diner in or near Fairfax?
>
>Had breakfast there, sorely hung-over, the morning I got married.  Great
>eggs, strong coffee.  The waitress had a tatoo on her arm that said:  
>"Born to Raise Hell."

i was going to take him to the silver spring tastee,
which is considerably uglier but has the World's Oldest
Waitress.  she is in her nineties.  

i prefer the fairfax tastee myself, but then, it's
five minutes from my apartment.

dammit, now i want coffee and a liverwurst sandwich
on wonder bread.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep on Political Buzzwords
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 00:05:21 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

>"How come nobody's talking about `family hues'?"

>Mark., technicalities
>gooley@netcom.com

Why, Bush did when he referred to a few members of
his kin waiting to meet him at the airport as "the
little brown ones".

infidel
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: you may now drink champagne on me
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 11:27:44 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
> It would also be fun if you could flip a switch and have your vehicle turn
> into a companion of your current preference. 

Zo tell me, Mister Brown... how long haff you been havink these feelings
of sexual inadequacy?


mathew
[ "I use my penis as a sort of car substitute" -- Stephen Fry ]
From: grenade@ozrout.uucp (Kate McDonnell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: looking for info
Date: 17 Oct 92 02:22:11 GMT
Organization: Andre P. Ozrout

sol@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Ana) writes:
># "Ce n'e'tait pas un empire comme il faut, mais nous nous sommes
># diablement bien amuse's."
>
>Ce n'etait pas un vampire, commissaire, mais nounou s'est drolement
>amourachee. 

Ce n'est pas une pipe, Cendrillon, mais tes demi-soeurs vont se
facher.



-- 
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Kate McDonnell, infographiste                      grenade@ozrout.uucp
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From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep grumbles about the good old days
Date: 9 Oct 92 15:58:04 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


Oldbies and the great old days of usenet...

Reminds me of the grizzled jazz guys who sit around playing songs
out of their fake book, mooning about charlie parker

Like the same, they recycle the same old standards in some variant
and call it art.

. . . course I do own a fake book
--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"  -R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 00:06:59 GMT

In <1bib9hINNo0t@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>|[4] Ralph Nader, famed "consumer advocate," earned his reputation by
>|destroying that of the Chevy Corvair. Most of his complaints about the
>|dangers of its design centered on its unusual "four wheel independent
>|suspension."

>So, like, why did you have your suspension modified?

It's called "disbelief of suspension."
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: William Shakespeare -- anagrams
Date: 12 Oct 1992 16:30:37 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu



William Shakespeare -- anagrams
********************************
  1.  Mikhail was a sleeper.
  2.  Raisa: "We'll keep Misha!"
  3.  Premise: Allah is weak.
  4.  Shall I sweep Amerika?
  5.  We like A.A.! <sharp smile>
  6.  We'll make Asia perish!
  7.  I saw Shea kill Ampere!
  8.  I impale a lesser hawk.
  9.  A simple hiker saw ale.
 10.  I sear Ike's whale lamp.
 11.  Imp Law: raise a shekel.
 12.  Heim's Law: lase a piker!
 13.  Simile: We "Hep" as a lark.
*********************************
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ted Pella Catalog #8
Keywords: You have to love it!!
Date: 8 Oct 92 19:43:09 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

(Thorne Kontos) writes:
>I just got in the new Ted Pella Catalog #8 in which they advertise:

>                 NEW FRESH BRAIN TISSUE SLICER

>                  THE ROTORSLICER MODEL 8700

>* Slices (70-800um thickness) of freshly dissected, soft tissues, such as
>  brain, can be obtained easily and efficiently.

>* Thickness, Rotational speed, and cutting speed are selected on a control
>  panel and the starting button activated. The Rotorslicer then provides
>  excellent tissue slices automatically.

My local deli has one of these.

I'm waiting for the Ronco home version.

That way, if anybody wants to give me a piece of their mind, I can oblige.

Don't you hate these cheapshit followups.

Matt
I get a real deal on brain ends when they restock the deli case on Fridays.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:33615 alt.fan.gooley:86
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.gooley
Subject: Gooley spotted sending mail to the Oracle
Date: 10 Oct 1992 19:22:50 -0700
Organization: <censored>
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu


)The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
)Your question was:
)
)> All-seeing and most wise Oracle,
)>       How do I get out of this Roseanne Barr -- uh, Roseanne Arnold
)> suit?  It's stuck and it won't come off, and people keep throwing used
)> chewing tobacco and bubble gum at me!
)>
)> --Jaclynne
)
)And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
)
)} Oh, right.  Sure.  You come to me, the All-seeing and most wise
)} Oracle, and demand to know how to become popular.  "Become fat and
)} obnoxious and get a TV show," I said.  So you came back and asked
)} how to do that.  "Wear a Roseanne Barrnold suit," I said.  And here
)} you are again, wanting to know how to get the damn thing off.
)}
)} Well, YOU CAN'T!  IT'S SEALED WITH CRAZY GLUE AND GAFFER'S TAPE!  IT
)} WILL NEVER COME OFF!  IT WILL OUTLAST YOUR SKIN!  IN FACT, IT WILL
)} OUTLAST YOU.  IT WILL BE WADDLING ABOUT WRITING CHECKS ON YOUR
)} ACCOUNT AND SLEEPING WITH YOUR MEN LONG AFTER YOU ARE DEAD!
)}
)} HA!
)}
)} All of this was in the instructions for the suit, of course, but I
)} knew you'd never RTFI....
)}
)} You owe the Oracle a Barbara Bush suit.


5150
i want to see polewka anagram jaclynne into markian
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Plumbing hardware
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:21:38 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.175638.27269@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>I get the pipes and the basic fittings (elbows, or "90's," "45's", and
>"180's," which are used to join pieces in a straight line) at the cheap
>hardware store, but for the really esoteric pieces, I go to McGuckin's.
>McGuckin Hardware is a Boulder landmark, an enormous hardware-cum-miscellany
>store, occasionally referred to as Big Fuckin' Hardware, because it is.
>Green-shirted employees roam the cavernous aisles, directing lost and 
>bewildered customers to Aisle 14, or Aisle 2, or wherever they need to go.
>Their slogan:  "If we don't have it, you don't need it." 

McGuckin's is 90% of my social life in Boulder.  I go there and wander
the aisles and buy things I don't need, like halogen lights and on-sale
tools for ruining my new used car and replacement lamp dimmers and nylon
string.

Too expensive for appliances, though.

Mark., the salespeople don't understand that sometimes I just want to
MEDITATE on all the types of hex-head bolt
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: Re: Did you know....?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 15:11:09 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.133624.18556@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> 
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) subliminaly writes:
>
>DID YOU KNOW THAT cross-posting articles to t.b. and groups like alt.
"How long has it been?" and "Creation of new alt. group" are my favorite
>romance.chat, alt.rock-n-roll, rec.music.misc, etc. in an attempt to
threads of the month.  How do you do it?  I wish I were so witty.
>get idiots to post into t.b. is neither bizarre, funny, nor original,
Instead, I am forced to post such lame follow-ups as HAW HAW HAW @!@!@
>and only serves to lengthen killfiles? its not like theres a shortage
and "my dog wouldn't even give you the pleasure of his sexual prowess."
>of idiots in t.b. as it is.......
In short, can I have your baby?

To which I reply:

KOAD

	Mark


>
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: power TOOLS (was Re: Plumbing hardware)
Distribution: world
Date: 15 Oct 92 23:24:57 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1992Oct13.175638.27269@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:

>bizarre and vaguely erotic names:

>Inverted reducing sweat to male screw.  Street 90 to female screw.  
>180 sweat to female screw.  Male to female 90 coupling.  Flange sweat
>fitting.  Reducing sweat to street 45.

Oh yeah! There is nothing like...nuts...screws...and...Couplings.

Nothing except...power TOOLS.

Their power if a firm grip is applied.

The "wurr" and vibration once you turn them.

I remember in college taking a class called "Set Design", which
loosely translated to "If you don't have a power tool you're
carring big evil splinter inflicting pieces of lumber". I ALWAYS
had a power TOOL in my hand.

I loved that class.

I loved driving two nails into two different pieces of wood, with
two different hands holding two different drills.
 
power...

TOOLS.

BBBWWWWAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Goes that bad boy and the wood is well
and truely coupled with that wall.

You want a hole? Oh, I'll give you a hole. A perfectly, smooth,
easy-to-accept-a-good-screw, hole. 

That's what holds this world together.

A good power tool, a good hole, a good screw and a good nut.

--
"Is that a cordless Black & Decker drill in   | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 your pocket or are you glad to see me?"      | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
                               Kit Cat        |
                      (Other student in class)|
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: SF ISO SM
Keywords: friendly, attractive
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 16:36:19 GMT

In <1992Oct10.043226.22438@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:

You gotta be kidding me.

IN ALT.PERSONALS mcardle@src.dec.com (Selena McArdle) writes:
)ME:
)27 years old
)5'4"

STRIKE ONE.

)divorced

STRIKE TWO.

)Single Female

AND IT'S A HOME RUN!  THE CROWD GOES WILD!



-- 
ben                                     fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
 "A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other,
  if they don't destroy their knees first, or start sleeping with 
  each other's girlfriends." - Rigler, about Indiana Ultimate
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep is One Who Walks Away From Omelets
Date: 15 Oct 92 18:48:27 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.pets
Organization: UCLA, Computer Science Department

In article <1992Oct15.161912.11621@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>
>...because Ursula K. won't bring the eggs to room temperature first.
>
  You should only make bad inside literary jokes like this in one place...
  Ver Far Away from Anywhere Else.


  :-)
  John

-- 
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    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
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From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my mission
Date: 9 Oct 92 17:45:26 GMT
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <JON.92Oct8101057@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu  
(Jonathan Byrd) writes:
> 
> every tequila story i know begins with "... when i woke up."
> 

Mine doesn't.


But, that's another story.

--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: i *always* read my neighbors' paper, refold it, and replace it
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 12:32:02 GMT

>shackeld@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (david m shackelford)
>|          Bush : He's trying to see that young voters don't go
>|          broke paying for all those old people's health care.

That, of course, is because Bush is a LIBERAL WIMP.  Fortunately, when he
kicks off due to ill health and Quayle takes over, Quayle will be able to see
that young voters can actually TURN A GOOD, DECENT PROFIT by turning those
old people into dog food!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: A little story about Jesus's aardvark, Murray.
Summary: Moo!
Keywords: Murray.  Aaaaardvark.
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 04:21:04 GMT

I filmed the birth of Jesus's aardvark Murray with my HANDICAM.

It was in technicolour.  The aardvark came out a bright blue, as it
crawled out of the savior's rectum, and into the world.

Film: make a photographic record of, make a television thing of, as in
to film a book.  2. a thin layer of mucous surrounding an aardvark as
it is born from Jesus the dancing gay hermaphrodite.

The halo around Jesus's sphincter was as black as satan's armpit.

Anyone named Jesus knows god personally, Mexico IS a holy city.

Mexico is a country.  I knew that.  

It's also a city.  Oh fine, MEXICO CITY is a city.  picky.

Jay Leno is a sacred cow.  If you see him on the street, DON'T RUN HIM
OVER.  Gently nudge him with a canoe paddle, and he'll waddle off on
his own.  (Side Note: if you squeeze his nipples, does he lactate?)

As I enter this message, my fiance' punches tiny holes into a diet
coke can with a pin, thus finishing the work that I started.  The
holes now cover most of the surface, and when we're done, we'll mail
each and every one of you a reasonable hand drawn facsimile.  Unless
we get tired.  In which case, you'll have to make your own.  Here's
how:
 
Take a diet coke can.
Take a pin.
Insert pin into diet coke can.
(NOTE: can MUST be empty, else it may explode, drenching you in
nutrasweet, and rendering you impotent.)
Continue this process until you pass out.
Repeat until dead.

When you finish, you too will have a diet coke can full of wee little
holes, an ice breaker at any party, social function, or weekly meeting
of manic-depressive schizofrenic child-molesting hamster breeding
chicken farmers.  Or schizophrenics.  Fug off, I know what I'm doing,
why else would they have given me all this POWER????

to sum up:
BRAN IS EVIL.  Who cares what anyone thinks?
If this is Talk Bizarre, the only comments about George Bush and
politics should involve the fact that George looks like a 90 year old
Howdy Doody, and that politics and vodka don't mix, unless you have a
really big vat, and something to puree' an entire senate in.

But I digest...


                                        Nik
                                   WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A
                                        STARSHIP????
     
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: Re: KAIWA (CONVERSATION)
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 21:29:34 GMT
Summary: translation

> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>Sasaki:	Itoo-san, kochira wa Buraun-san desu.
		Excuse me, your Braun coffee maker is full.

>Brown:	Hajimemashite.  Watakushi wa Buraun desu.  Doozo yoroshiku.
		Horseshit.  The Braun is empty.  I emptied it yesterday.

>Itoo:	Hajimemashite.  Toyota no Itoo desu.  Doozo yoroshiku.
		Horseshit.  Toyota is mas macho.  I emptied it yesterday.

>Sasaki:	Itoo-san wa gishi desu.
		I, too, emptied it.

>Brown:	Aa, soo desu ka?
		Ah, that is why we have a trade imbalance.

>Itoo:	Shitsurei desu ga...  Kore wa watakushi no meishi desu.  Doozo...
		Shit yes.  Korea is next.  Dickhead.

>Brown:	Doomo...  Kore wa watakushi no desu.  Doozo...
		Doodoohead.  Korea is mas macho.  Dickhead.

>Itoo:	Arigatoo gozaimasu.
		Thank you, Mr. Roboto.

>Gerald Oskoboiny

I still read this as Gerald McBoingBoing

Dave
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Und in dieser Unwirklichkeit: Tiere: das Wirklichste von allem.
Date: 10 Oct 92 22:08:45 GMT
Organization: The Pontifex Portable Thunderbox and Collapsible Flush Company

So where is the hare who comes to the aid of the soul, grinding herbs in
his pestle and mortar?  Where are the dark realms the soul must travel?  
The place where this woman has gone?  The test tubes and analyses won't
answer that, but in the gallery upstairs, the creatures are still dancing.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: What HAVE they DONE?
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 02:57:52 GMT

Was: Subject: Re: Dealing with the Ultimate Basis of Proof and Proveability

It was a lovely subject line dealing with a Pressing social Problem
and look what these IDIOTS have done with it!

Makes a Guy Not want to post at All IF this
is the way that folks are going to treat them...

bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:

] In article <BvH39I.M39@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
] >markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark) writes:
] >>tjg2946@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
] >>(May I join you?)
] >
] >Right.  Who's got the 12GHz horn?
] 
] Ahh, that would be SDA.  You may want to recharge it after he is done with
] Nowak.


signed

emotionally traumatized


-- 
Modern Day Problems:

Don't Just Rock the Vote
Kick OUT THE JAMS!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Keywords: "I'm looking for it... honestly"
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 19:11:41 GMT

In article <1992Oct11.060717.8187@ncsu.edu> jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu writes:
>
>I usually have no trouble being entertained by the posts of both gypsy
>AND Carasso.

just as long as it's not for the same reasons.

>somehow, it seems like there's an inherent contradiction in that fact 
>that just hasn't sunk in yet.

i don't have a problem with that.  i am not a 
jealous god.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 23:18:14 GMT

Raincheck accepted, Gypsy.  
I know you're probably just sick about not hooking up with me. (It
wasn't "shopping", btw, it was a whole complex ride situation that
nixed the dinner.  Honest.)

But this bit of private email i got from roger ought to cheer you up:

Message 6/87  From MR. COMMUNIST               Oct 11 '92 at 11:49 pm -420
 
 
Return-Path: <rdc>
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 23:49:43 -0700
To: richh
Subject: gypsy
 
 
please send me any info you have on gypsy.
where does she live? her real name, etc.
 
thanks
 
shhh
-------------------------------------------------
Roger, will you ever stop redefining "pathetic"?

RICHH 
----ittttttttttttt
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: RAT ATTACKS FLAN
Date: 7 Oct 92 21:04:09 GMT
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA



Some ass recently inquired in this group about using pet-shop Goolys
to control household rpwhites.  I tried this approach after reading an
editorial letter published in section A of the Wall Street Journey
within the past three years.  The author of the published letter
intimated that the Goolys imported into his N.Y., N.Y. dwelling ate
rpwhites to such an extent that he no longer had a problem with
rpwhite infestation!  Also, the ONLY downside of the Goolys was an
occasional stool, with the properties of a "cigarette ash" and that's
why I had to krill them all.


infinite
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Subject: Re: Zen and the Art of Lamaze Coaching
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 10:16:44 GMT


gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel) writes:
>>
>>----------jeff the wonder llama, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu

>wait, wait, are you the jeff the wonder llama
>who went to bowie high school?  i could SWEAR
>i went to school with a jeff the wonder llama.

Nope, that's not me.  As far as I know, we've never met.

At least I now know that someone read all the way to the
bottom of my post, though.

Call it a moral victory.

--                      
jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu  --  if it's not Scottish.... it's CRAP.
  "I am a penis. Worship me."--lead singer of rock band Bicycle Face,
vainly attempting to gain attention of the crowd at the Cat's Cradle
in Chapel Hill, while opening for Mojo Nixon & The Toad Liquors