HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: daudo@bcars201.bnr.ca ( )
Subject: Re: Phim Chu+o+ng?
Reply-To: daudo@bcars201.bnr.ca ( )
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 15:50:53 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.022105.6173@ncar.ucar.edu>, chau@hao.ucar.edu (National Center for Atmospheric Research) writes:
>Qui' Dzi.!!
>	Tia' tui ca^m' ca? nha` tu+` nay 0 ddu+o+c. coi phim chu+o+ng?.  
>	Tha^t. la` buo^n` ba? vo^ van`.  Tia' con` da(n. tui ra(ng`:
>	"Ra^u`, may` ma` tha^y' ma' va` chi. Lu+o+c. coi thi` phai?
>	thu+a cho tao bie^t'".  Ma' tui thi` hay cho tui tie^n`, con`
>	chi. Lu+o+c. thi` hay ru tui ngu? mo^i~ to^i' (a` o+i, i' a`,
>	ca^u` dan' ddong' ddinh....).  Nhu+ng ne^u' tia' ma` bie^t'
>	tui hong? noi' thi` cha(c' ma^m~ a(n roi.
>	-Co+' su+. cung~ tai. chi. Lu+o+c. luc' cung` ca? nha` ddi
>	a(n pho+?.  Chi? ke^u to order:
>		" Tie^u? nhi.,  tie^u? nhi...."
>	Anh La` tui nhin` chi. Lu+o+c. "Tha^y' chu+a, tia' ma' cho no'
>	coi phim Chu+o+ng? qua' ma`, ai cung~ nhin` kia`..."
>	Ma' tui che^m vao` "A tha(ng` nay` ho^n? vo+i' su+ ti? cua? no'
>	chu+a, su+ ti? ma` may` dam' ke^u la` no' ha?.."  Ro^i` quay
>	sang tia' tui " -Dai. gia, ddai. gia tha^y' chu+a?  tha(ng`
>	La` no' dam' noi' su+ ti? no' kia`...."
>	Tia' tui luc' ddo' tu+c' qua' lo^i ca? nha` ve^` he^t',  tre^n
>	ddu+o+ng` ve^` nha` tia' tui la la` vi` coi phim Chu+o+ng?
>	nhie^u` qua' ne^n ma' tui va` chi. Lu+o+c. mo+i' a(n noi'
>	nhu+ va^y.  Tui ba^y gio+` mo+i' la` ket. vi` ma' tui cu+'
>	coi phim luc' tia' ddi va(ng'.  Hong? bie^t' lam` sao dda^y??
>
>
>LTBR
>
>	A
>	la` 

  "Ra^`u" co^ nu+o+ng o+i , ne^'u co^ nu+o+ng co' muo^'n ta.i ha. chi?
gia'o du`m cho co^ nu+o+ng thi` co^ nu+o+ng pha?i mua cho ta.i ha. ma^'y
chai ru+o+.i :-)  hi` hi` ... gio+~n cho+i tho^i chu+' tha^'y co^ nu+o+ng bi.
la^m nguy nhu+ va^.y ma` kho^ng giu'p thi` coi sao ddu+o+.c hi? ?! :0))
Ta.i ha. da^.y co^ "ti`nh lo+` chie^u kie^'m pha'p" the^' la` xong ngay :-)

Co`n co^ nu+o+ng muo^'n ma^'y chie^u thu+'c hay ho+n thi` pha?i dde^'n ba'i HTC jr.
Nho+' mang theo nhie^`u bia .... |-)



Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: Nhan Tran <tran@peora.sdc.ccur.com>
Subject: NEWS/VN: Brothel owner got 10 years sentence
Originator: anh@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: Nhan
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 22:03:33 GMT


08/26

VIETNAM BROTHEL OWNER JAILED FOR 10 YEARS

    HANOI, Aug 26, Reuter - A Vietnamese court has jailed a woman brothel owner
for 10 years for supplying prostitutes to foreign and local customers, an
official Hanoi newspaper said on Wednesday.
    The woman, Nguyen Thi Tot, lured young virgins to her two brothels in Ho Chi
Minh City and got hotel employees and tourism company staff to help organise sex
tours, the Communist Party newspaper, Nhan Dan, said.
    "It is an extraordinarily serious case which damages society and social
order and has many other severe consequences," it said.
    Police in Ho Chi Minh City have recently cracked down on prostitution and
sex tours involving visiting businessmen, some from Taiwan and Hong Kong.
    Communists clamped down on the booming prostitution industry in what used to
be called Saigon after the end of the Vietnam War in 1975. But the sex trade has
re-emerged following government free market reforms that encourage foreign
investment.
    Nhan Dan said Tot was tried by the People's Court of Ho Chi Minh City
between August 19 and 22. Some other people were jailed from one to seven years
in the case, which was uncovered in January, but the newspaper gave no details.



-- 
( \/\ @ Media Lab, MIT, Cambridge, MA, US, America, Earth )
From: chu@hubcap.clemson.edu (tien chu)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [MISC] Anh Hu`ng Ho^` Ngo.c Ca^?n
Date: 4 Sep 92 14:43:26 GMT
Reply-To: chu@hubcap.clemson.edu
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu




>From:	nvt@netcom.com (Fam Com)
>> >      Hai trong ca'c vi. tu+o+'ng tre? thuo^.c loa.i gio?i cu?a Qua^n
>> > DDo^.i VNCH ma` ddu+o+.c bie^'t la` Thie^'u Tu+o+'ng Nguye^~n Va(n Hu+ng
>                                                         ^^^^^^^^^
>							    Le^
>
>> > va` thie^'u tu+o+'ng Ma.ch Va(n Tru+o+`ng (chi'nh VC cu~ng xa'c nha^.n
>> > dda^y la` hai vi. tu+o+'ng gio?i cu?a VNCH, hai ngu+o+`i na`y thuo^.c
>> > loa.i va(n vo~ song toa`n, rie^ng o^ng Ma.ch Va(n Tru+o+`ng ra^'t
>> > co' na(ng khie^'u ve^` a^m nha.c, co' the^? vie^'t ngay no^'t nha.c
>> > xuo^'ng gia^'y khi nghe mo^.t ca si~ na`o ddo' ha't tre^n dda`i .  Co`n
>> > o^ng Hu+ng thi` no^?i tie^'ng trong tra^.n Xua^n Lo^.c. ) .
>
>I think it should be An Lo^.c as in:
>
>	An Lo^.c ddi.a su*? lu*u chie^'n ti'ch
>	Bie^.t ca'ch du\ vi. quo^'c vong tha^n

Ne^'u to^i nho+' kho^ng la^`m thi` ba`i tho+ tre^n -du'ng ra la`

        An Lo^.c tu+. thu? lu+u chie^'n ti'ch
        Bie^.t ki'ch du` vi` quo^'c vong tha^n ( or hy sinh ??? )

>
>...
>> > nghie^.p .   Thie^'u Tu+o+'ng Nguye^~n Va(n Hu+ng thi` ddu+o+.c tra?
>                                  ^^^^^^^^
>				     Le^
>> > tu+. do ca'ch dda^y va`i tha'ng,
>
>
>I thought this general died right after the fall of South Vietnam. I remember
>reading some articles in some Vietnamese newspapers some years ago in which his
>wife recalled his very last moments before he killed himself.
>
>
/cuong

o(^_^)o ... tdc
From: nmt (Tri')
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [misc] Ca ngo+.i "Anh Hu`ng"
Date: 26 Aug 92 22:04:12 GMT
Organization: AMC Development

In article <9208262005.AA04534@tiasic.sc.ti.com>, nvo@node_27dda (Nguyenson Vo) writes:
> 
>  Ca ngo+.i nhu+~ng vi. anh hu`ng ddo^i khi ddo^`ng nghi~a
>                                  ^^^^^^^^^
>  vo+'i nhu.c ma. ca'c vi.(?)   Bo+~i vi` mu.c ddi'ch su+.
>  chie^'n dda^'u hi sinh cu?a ca'c vi. anh hu`ng dda^u pha?i
>  la` muo^'n dde^? ddu+o+.c ngu+o+`i ddo+`i truye^`n tu.ng
>  ngo+.i ca#.   Ne^'u su+. tha^.t la` nhu+ va^.y thi` su+.
>  hy sinh  ddo' cha(?ng qua la` mo^.t cuo^.c mua ba'n ddo^?i
>  cha't.   Co' ngu+o+`i dda'nh ddo^?i cuo^.c ddo+`i dde^?
>  ddu+o+.c lo+`i ngo+.i ca ve^` sau.  Co' ke? ba'n va`i pha^`n
>  tha^n the^?  cua? ho. dde^? kie^'m mie^'ng co+m manh ao'...
>  ... va` ngoa`i kia bao nhie^u ngu+o+`i ddang qua?ng ca'o
>  nhu+~ng mo'n ha`ng ...
     
     Ngu+o+`i ddo+`i truye^`n tu.ng, ca ngo+.i ca'c ba^.c anh hu`ng 
kho^ng ngoa`i mu.c ddi'ch ne^u le^n nhu+~ng ta^'m gu+o+ng sa'ng cho
nhu+~ng the^' he^. tre? noi theo.  
> 
>  Khi ma` ngu+o+`i va^~n co`n cu+' ca ngo+.i ca'i go.i la`
>  "anh hu`ng" thi`
>  va^~n co`n co' ke? bi. lo+.i du.ng, lu+o+`ng ga.t,
>  va^~n co`n co' ke? bi. che^'t mo^.t ca'ch oan uo^?ng,
>  va` se~ co`n nhu+~ng tu+o+.ng dda' ddu+o+.c du+.ng le^n
>  va` sau ddo' bi. dda^.p ddo^?, ro^`i du+.ng le^n,
>  ro^`i dda^.p ddo^?...,
>  va^~n ma~i co`n chie^'n tranh ...
     
     Cho du` kho^ng co`n ai ca ngo+.i "anh hu`ng" ddi nu+a?, lu+o+`ng 
ga.t, ha^.n thu`, chie^'n tranh ... va^~n se~ co`n ma~i bo+i? vi` con
ngu+o+`i va^~n se~ ma~i la` con ngu+o+`i.

Tri' .
From: lethien@JUNCO.enet.dec.com (NoLordShallStandBeforeMyself,IamDeicide)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Beer
Date: 28 Aug 92 19:12:04 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation. Hudson, Massachusetts


In article <l97jmmINN1vt@male.EBay.Sun.COM>, hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Lee) writes...
> 
>                           Have a Nice Day.
>                       #XXXX\\      #/---`
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>               ###XX//-    =    \ #/    -   -   \\
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>                ###XX  |##-   / #X-          ==||
>                 ##XX /(((#\   /(()))))))))))|/
>                 ##X|   |   #-/  |    |    ||=====\\)
>                 ##X|   |   #-/  |    |    ||------ \)
>                  #||   |   #-   |    |    ||       | |
>                  \||   |   |    |    |    ||       | |
>                   ||   |   |    |    |    ||       | |
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>                   ||   |   |    |    |    ||=====//)
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>                   \|   |   |    |    |    |/
>                     ===|   |    |    |====
>                        ===============
> 
> 
> 
> 
>please! don't drink and drive.
         ^^^^^^^^^^^
	 Do drink
kha` kha`....

*If Bud was a woman, I'd be married for sure eh!*
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: cvp47601@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Oh Dang Oh Dang )
Subject: Misc. thoughts concerning a VNese Student death
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 17:47:55 GMT
Keywords: MISC

I am saddened by the news. Yet, I am even ANGRIER at myself and
the majority of the vietnamese communities in the US. Racism against
Asians is very real..yet we (Vietnameses collectively as a group) have never 
really "touch" the subject! We go about aimlessly in our everyday lives trying
to fit in. And all for what?? The general impression of us is still a 
dog-eating, "rice paddies" gook! Stand up against racism!!

Just some lyrics to sum up my post.


Fight The Power by Public Enemy
 from Fear of a Black Planet

1989 the number another summer(get down)
Sound of the funky drummer
Music hittin' your heart cause I know you got soul
(Brother and sister, hey)
Listen if you're missin' y'all
Swingin' while I'm singin'
Givin' whatch gettin'
Knowin' what I know
While the Black band sweatin'
And the rhythm rhymes rollin'
Got to give us what we need
Our freedom of speech is freedon or death
We got to fight the powers that be
Lemme hear you say
Fight the power

Chorus

As the rhythm designed to bounce
What counts is that the rhymes
Desighned to fill your mind
Now that you've realized the prides arrived
We got to pump the stuff to make us tough
>From the heart
It's a start, a work of art
To revolutionize make a change nothin's strange
People, people we are the same
No we're not the same
Cause we don't know the game
What we need is awareness, we can't get careless
you say what is this?
My beloved lets get down to business
Mental self defensive fitness
(Yo) bum rush the show
You gotta go for what you know
Make everybody see, in order to fight the powers that be
Lemme hear you say...
Fight the power

Chorus

Elvis was a hero to most 
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and John Wayne
Cause I'm Black and I'm proud
I'm rady and hyped plus I'm ammped
Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps
Sample a look back you look and find
Nothing but rednecks for 400 years if you check
Don't worry be happy
Was a number one jam
Damn if I Say say it you can slap me right here
(Get it) let's get this part start right
Right on, c'mon
What we got to say
Power to the people no delay
to make everybody see
In order to fight the powers that be

(Fight The Power)

cvp@uiuc.edu

-- 


'so you cut all the tall trees down
 you poisoned the sky and the sea
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: Tan.M.Lam@Dartmouth.EDU
Subject: re Do^'
Originator: anh@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: Tan.M.Lam@Dartmouth.EDU
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 22:24:20 GMT

Article 17313 (6 more) in soc.culture.vietnamese:
From: daudo@bcars201.bnr.ca (Dau Do)
Subject: Re: TRICK QUESTION4
Date: 28 Aug 92 15:23:55 GMT
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada

In article <1992Aug28.141700.18114@cbnewsd.cb.att.com>,
jnle@cbnewsd.cb.att.com
(C.N.M.T.) writes:
>In article <1992Aug28.015346.29644@news.media.mit.edu>,
trinh@twix.etdesg.TRW.C
OM (Tien Trinh) writes:
>> Xin cha`o Ca'c anh chi.
>> Ca^u ddo^', mo^.t ngu+o+`i no^ng da^n ddu+a bo`, co.p va` bo' lu'a sang
so^ng
 bav`ng thuye^`n. Mo^~i la^`n thuye^`n chi? cho+? ddu+o+.c mo^.t thu+'. Ne^'u
dd
u+a bo' lu'a ddi tru+o+'c thi` co.p avn bo`. Ne^'u bo? lu'a vo+i' bo` thi`
bo` a
vn lu'a. Ngu+o+i>` > no^ng da^n kho^ng bie^'t la`m sao dde^? ddu+a ba thu+'
sang
 so^ng ma` mo^i~ thu+' kho^ng gie^'t ha.i la^n` nhau, xim ca'c anh chi giu'p
cho
...........??????????????????
>>
>> Tha^n Me^'n
>> TTrinh
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
is it first take con bo` di truo*'c?  2nd, con co.p di and tro*~ con bo` 
ve^`?

3rd, take take lu'a sang so^ng, and  4th, finally, take con cow no' qua......   
:)



There are more than one answer.


-- 
( \/\ @ Media Lab, MIT, Cambridge, MA, US, America, Earth )


Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: vibama@cs.hw.ac.uk (Scott Doan)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [REPOST] KHO^NG DDE^` [3]
Date: 27 Aug 92 11:32:02 GMT
Organization: Co^'c Nan DDa?o


			KHO^NG DDE^`  [3]

            Ne^'u mo^.t mai em lo+~ gia^.n ho+`n
            Xin ddu+`ng tra'ch mo'c ho+~i ngu+o+`i thu+o+ng
            Dde^? anh xin lo^~i cu`ng em nhe'
            Cho ma' em ho^`ng the^m va^'n vu+o+ng

            Em o+i cho+' gia^.n the^m sa^`u he'o
            Gio.t le^. a^n ti`nh xin cho+' tuo^n
            Mai na^`y anh hu+'a xin chu+`a nhe'
            Kho^ng dde^? cho em kho'c chuye^.n buo^`n



DDK
From: JFT%NCCIBM1.BITNET@Forsythe.Stanford.EDU (** Tua~'n **)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: ** SEATTLE NETTERS, Please Respond **
Date: 27 Aug 92 16:54:00 GMT
Reply-To: JFT%NCCIBM1.BITNET@Forsythe.Stanford.EDU

Hi Seattle Netters,

  Dinner with Cuong and his friend(s) from Cali is set for
Friday, Sep.4 @ c6:30 pm at Pearl Restaurant (on Rainier).

Anh John Le (Chicago) if you read this
Please notice that I spelled Rainier correctly.

  Seattle netters please respond if you are planning to attend,
let me know by Monday August 31 so we can reserve the back
room/area at Pearl.

  Bye!

         CANADA
      __________________
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 |  \/* SEATTLE        | IDAHO
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   \ /   OREGON

TUA~'N (JOHN) SUTHERLAND  $
SEATTLE, WA               $   JFT%NCCIBM1.BITNET@NCSUVM.CC.NCSU.EDU
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From: nam@bach.esl.com (Nam Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [MISC] Pers. Msg. for David Tra^`n aka Married with Children
Date: 26 Aug 92 23:25:29 GMT
Organization: ESL Inc., Sunnyvale, CA


------------------------------------------------------------------

>Ca'i post na^`y da`nh cho David Tra^`n aka Married with Children.

>To^i ye^u ca^`u anh ha?y la^.p tu+'c va` tuye^.t ddo^'i ngu+ng 
>private email vo+'i to^i. Vi` ne^? ma(.t mo^.t va`i ngu+o+`i 
>ne^n to^i kho^ng muo^'n khie^u chie^'n vo+'i anh. Ne^'u anh
>va^?n co`n ngoan co^' tie^'p tu.c ddu.c khoe't, to^i se? kho^ng
>co`n ne^? ai!

>Cha`o,

>Tru'c Vie^.t aka HandsomeStranger.....

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There is a simple solution for this problem.  You can either 
forward a person's email to "/dev/null" or, better yet, just
return the message along with its copy and its copy and its
copy,... to the source address.  You don't have to "ne^?" 
anybody to do this.

Lighten up and have some "computer email" fun!!!

Nam N.
From: nbt@napcc-hp.cvm.uiuc.edu (Nguyen Thanh Binh)
Subject: Re:  personal to anh Thai and chi. ngo.cdie.p
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 23:25:11 GMT

In article <1992Aug25.180907.1579@news.media.mit.edu>, gt4011b@prism.gatech.edu ( Marianne T. Nguyen ) writes:
|> 
|> Hello there !!
|> 
|> MT kho^ng bie^'t co' nhu*~ng gi` giu*~a anh va` chi. ND, nhu*ng
|> nhu*~ng lo*`i le~ cu?a anh no'i ve^` mo^.t ng` con ga'i nhu* va^.y
|> la` kho^ng to^'t, anh la.i ddem chuye^.n personal le^n die^~n dda`n
|> chung, MT thie^'t nghi~ la` ... kho^ng ddu*o*.c dde.p ma('t cho la('m.
|> 
|> Ne^'u chi. a^'y co' la`m gi` anh tu*'c gia^.n, nhu*ng ca'i gi` cu~ng
|> pha?i co' lu*?a mo*'i co' kho'i, xin anh bi`nh ta^m dde^? suy xe't va`
|> co^' ga('ng "work-out" vo*'i chi. a^'y. DDo^i lu'c no'ng gia^.n cu~ng kho^ng
|> giu'p gi` ddu*o*.c .  Xin anh ddu*`ng hie^?u la^`m, MT kho^ng he^` bie^'t
|> chi. ND la` ai, nhu*ng ma` nghe nhu*~ng lo*`i anh no'i ve^` mo^.t ng` con
|> ga'i thi` ... mt cu~ng la` ga'i ddo' ! 
|> 
|> Ciao,
|> 
|> MT
|> 
|> -- 
|> Login name: gt4011b <Marianne Nguyen>        In real life: -Da`o tie^n nu+~ MT
|> Office: Xu+' -Da`o nguye^n
|> Office phone: 1-800-dao-tien           Home phone: 404- 766 - 5984
|> Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta Georgia, 30332
|> uucp:     ...!{decvax,hplabs,ncar,purdue,rutgers}!gatech!prism!gt4011b
|> Internet: gt4011b@prism.gatech.edu

-- 
	Ba.n Marianne Nguyen,

	Tha^.t hu* nhu* the^' na`o ba.n chu*a ro~...Sao dda~ vo^.i tra'ch
ngu*o*`i.  

	We have trace and caught the one who faked tndg0812's e-mail address.

	This individual's account is terminated and these individuals
will be liable for what they have done to chi. Ngo.c Die^.p.

	Nam DDie^`n UIC    ( You know who did it )
	Que^' Anh     UIUC ( You let other use your account )
and     T.T.	      USC  ( You did it )

	I will not let this happen again, and you know that I will do it.
	
	Cha`o,

	Nguye^~n Thanh Bi`nh.



###############################################################################

Nguye^~n Thanh Bi`nh
NAPCC University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

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QUIT
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Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Wednesday, 26 Aug 1992 17:25:52 CDT
From: Nhu Y Tran <U54255@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [poetry] Ie^u la`m chi

Ai ie^u U mu`a Thu
La' va`ng ddang u? ru?
Ma(.t -da^'t gia(ng su+o+ng mu`
Chim non co`n -dang ngu?

Ie^u U qua mu`a -Do^ng
-Da^'t tro+`i cho+.t la.nh co'ng
Muo^'n ti`m mo^.t ca`nh bo^ng
Pha?i ti`m trong gia^'c mo^.ng

Ti`nh ie^u nhu+ mu`a Xua^n
Mo.i va^.t pha?i chuye^?n lua^n
-De^? lo`ng ai ba^ng khua^ng
-De^? ro^`i kho'c ca? tua^`n

E'n -du+a thoi sang Ha.
Co? ca^y -de^`u thay la'
Nhu+ng trong mo^.t ma'i nha`
Co' da'ng ai ta`n ta.

Ai ie^u anh mu`a Thu
Nhu+ng se~ cho+` mu`a -Do^ng

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/****** Favor song: Mot Chuyen Bay Dem **** \
From: HNGUYEN@SC9.intel.com (HOANG NGUYEN (PAUL) 765-9447/PAGER 237-3542 M/S RN2-18)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [joke]You Call This Living? (C. Banc and Alan Dundes)
Date: 2 Sep 92 13:55:04 GMT
Reply-To: HNGUYEN@SC9.intel.com
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu

(post without permission)

-----------------YOU CALL THIS LIVING?  C. Banc and Alan Dundes--------------
----------------- A Collection of East European Political Jokes--------------
----------------The University of Georgia Press/Athens and London------------


	A man is running in panic down a Bucharest street. A friend stops
	him.

	-- Why are you running like this?
	
	-- Didn't you hear? They have decided to shoot all camels.
	
	-- But for heaven's sake, you're not a camel.

	-- Yes, but these people shoot first, and then they realize you're
	   not a camel!
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From: rsl01@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Info Needed, for SCV netters in Atlanta
Date: 2 Sep 92 22:45:27 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services


Hello SCVnetters,

I am going to be at Atlanta, Georgia from Thursday at noon (9/10/92) to
Friday until 7 pm (9/11/92).  I'd appreciate if someone from Atlanta emails
me some information about local Vietnamese restaurants and the best tourist
attraction.  It will be my first time in Atlanta.  My email address is
RSL01@KUHUB.CC.UKANS.EDU

Thanks,
Duc
From: vibama@cs.hw.ac.uk (Scott Doan)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [POETRY] LOVE'S ANSWER.
Date: 3 Sep 92 19:03:24 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh, Scotland


	LOVE'S ANSWER.
		by Shakespeare

If that the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.

--Scott
PS: Co' mo^.t so^' ba` con ho?i tui sign off ro^`i ma` con post ba`i nu+~a.
Hi` hi`, tui sign off la` tu+. tui kho^ng muo^'n nha^.n SCV articles tu+` MIT tho^i.Tui co' direct access into USENET ma`. I signed on with MIT before as
it is a quicker way to read SCV articles.
From: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Lee)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Joke
Date: 26 Aug 92 19:22:20 GMT
Reply-To: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Lee)
Distribution: world
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.  Mt. View, Ca.
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An elementary school teacher is giving an American History lesson to a
class of youngsters.
"I regret that I have but one life to give for my country", intones
the teacher.  "Who said those famous words?"
Everyone in the class sits quietly.  Then a shy young Japanese girl
raises her hand and says "Nathan Hale, in 1777?"
"Correct", replies the teacher.  "Who said `All men are created
equal?'"
Again, the class is quiet.  Again the shy little japanese raises her
hand and replies "Abraham Lincoln, in 1863?"
"Very good" exclaims the teacher.  "Now, who said `Speak softly and
carry a big stick?'"
Once more the class sits quietly as the little japanese girl
hesitantly raises her hand, "Theodore Roosevelt, in 1905?"
"Correct", responds the teacher.
This goes on for a few more questions, until the teacher, now
perturbed, exclaims to her class, "Aren't you all ashamed of
yourselves?  All of you Americans are ignorant of your own country's
history, while this young girl knows more than you do, and she's
Japanese!"
"Fuck the Japanese!" shouts a young voice from the back of the class.
The teacher looks around angrily, "Who said that!"
The young voice responds, "Harry Truman in 1945!"





have a nice day everybody.

KL.
From: v-nguyen@retina.cis.ohio-state.edu (Viet-Anh V Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [MISC] The Unknown Heroes   (was: Re: [MISC] Anh Hu`ng...)
Date: 4 Sep 92 20:23:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: cis.1992Sep4.202326.23557
Organization: The Ohio State University Dept. of Computer and Info. Science

From: CNguyen.osbu_north@xerox.com:
>
>	An Lo^.c ddi.a su*? lu*u chie^'n ti'ch
>	Bie^.t ca'ch du\ vi. quo^'c vong tha^n


These moving lines refer to the 81st Airborne Ranger Group, the best of the
best South Vnese troops. Here's an excerpt of the description of the An Loc
battle according to [1]:

       ...the two attacks on An Loc between 13 and 23 April had consumed
       all supplies in the area. So, from 23 April until 10 May, the NVA's
       ponderous logistical systems struggled to build up adequate supplies
       to support another attack. The lull, however, permitted ARVN to insert
       into the town the 81st Airborne Ranger Group, THE [itaticized in the
       original version] elite unit in the South Vietnamese Army. These troops
       took over the critical northern sector of the defensive positions. With
       the rangers on the north and the paratroopers on the south, An Loc was
       now defended by ARVN's "finest."


The same quoted source also has the following to say about the Xuan Loc battle:

       ...The battle for Xuan Loc produced one of the epic battles of any of
       the Indochina wars, certainly the most heroic ARVN stand in Indochina
       War III...In this final epic stand ARVN demonstrated for the last time
       that, when properly led, it had the "right stuff."



REFERENCE:
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[1] Phillip B. Davidson, Vietnam At War: The History 1946-1975.