HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Kellogg's patent toasted anti-masturbation enema
Date: 11 Jan 1993 18:26:43 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1iqjkiINNg4q@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>I don't think you realize the sheer brilliance of this.  The originators
>of many breakfast cereals took wheat scraps that would otherwise be discarded,
>toasted and puffed them, and then sold them for a premium.  They marketed their
>waste products as exclusive merchandise.  This is entirely an American concept.

Bosh!

Two words:  Bicameral Legislature.

				--Blair
				  "...shit..."
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sibyl Waugh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: observations of my fellow victims
Date: 5 Jan 93 03:45:03 GMT
Organization: The Quaint League for Archaic Joys and Anachronistic Pleasures
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

Reine Seide -- soft composition for a strong feeling
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see?
Date: 5 Jan 93 18:48:26 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.

Peter Perfect, your plastic pal that's fun to be with.

Then (heh) I could buy Jon a friend.

L.

** It's not how much you dork, it's who you dork with that's important. **
From: meats_s@lincoln.gpsemi.com. (I Look Like Ben Elton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Headphones For Fish
Date: 5 Jan 93 13:01:14 GMT
Organization: Headphones For Fish P.L.C.
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A76F49269401709C@mac_ldc6.lincoln.gpsemi.com>
X-Xxdate: Tue, 5 Jan 93 14:18:14 GMT
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d12

"Clip  clop clip clop" went the left toenail of a well respected member
of the bishop's underwear cleansing department.  It had been well over a
month since Doris had changed her duvet covers, and despite the winter
weather things were getting a little too disparate in the imagery of
unlikely juxtapositions.

"C'est l'heure du poisson sur la plage", a-t-elle dit. "Je ne me sens pas
normale aujour d'hui : tout le monde me mange !"

As the subtitles became illegible in an atmospheric snow of television
interference,
Keith was left with little more than his 'O' level French ( Joint
Matriculation Board, 1979 ) to make sense of the seemingly illogical
conversation.

"Bloody Channel 4 rubbish !" he exclaimed. "I only watch this foreign
crap in the remote hope that their might be some nobbing in it. Some
chance. "

Their was a tap at the door. Their was a plughole in the ceiling. Keith's
bedsit contained some of the worst plumbing in the civilised world. What
hope was there left for this 5 foot 4 dressing-gown-clad reprobate who
had recently made himself redundant from his own self-employed business.
As if things weren't bad enough, he had recently become addicted to
biting pieces of fluff from the carpet which was already threadbare.
Before long he'd be terrorising his neighbours' floor upholstery :
innocent victims of the ensuing rug wars.

Suddenly a woman's voice was heard and it seemed to be coming  from the 
fridge.

"Earwax, earwax !", she cried "will anyone buy my lovely earwax !"

"A ghost" thought Keith in double quotes. Obviously a  mediaeval earwax
trader trapped in the cryogenic time suspension of the ice box, just next
to the small packet of sweetcorn that Keith had bought during operation
Desert Storm.

"I've got plenty of my own, thanks", he replied. "I don't suppose you can
fix the telly,
can you ?"


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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: snow, snow, and more snow
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 17:18:28 GMT

In article <1iak2aINNdum@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
|In article <JON.93Jan4104159@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
|>We quickly fastened our powder straps, and
|>headed off the exposed mountain top.

|You, too, huh?

I have some skis. Two pair. They're apparently German made (one
set has some nifty little metal lables mounted on them, which say 
"Sportshause Munchen" or something like that, and have some obscure
acronym as well). The labeled set it about 6', the other about 6'9".
I bought them at an auction a few months ago (auctions are addictive,
don't go unless you like to spend money or can control yourself) for
$5 (for *both* sets). There's even a set of poles.

They're made of laminated wood. Nobody I've spoken to can remember
the last time they saw wood skis. I figure they're about 30 years
old, maybe more.

I'm looking for a yuppie sucker on a nostalgia kick that I can soak
for a couple of hundred bucks per set....


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gaillard@panix.com (Ed Gaillard)
Subject: walking in a winter underworld
Keywords: story
Organization: Radio Free Hades
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 04:20:36 GMT

It was snowing.  I was waiting at the 110th Street subway
station, when the token-booth clerk announced that power was out
from Times Square to 137th.  He had no idea when service would
resume, and offered bus transfers.  Most people left the station.
I decided to wait.  The bus takes forever.

Snow fell through the grating on the street above, drifted to the
subway tracks, melted.

A man came out of the subway tunnel, climbed up on the platform,
and walked to the exit. He was singing "Walking in a Winter
Wonderland".

The train came.  An old woman in the car was moaning loudly. Her
voice was like civil war in a bat colony.  She didn't seem to be
in pain.

The train had gone two stops before I realized she was singing
"Gloria in Excelcis Deo".

-ed g. 
Sometimes people ask me why I love New York.
I never know what to tell them.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: my favorite flavor
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:02:31 GMT

>Toothpaste + orange juice tastes rather like Irn Bru.

You must use some really awful toothpaste...
-- 

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: u96_bcolavit@vaxc.stevens-tech.edu
Subject: I-man strikes back
Organization: Stevens Institute Of Technology
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 21:28:57 GMT

He understands
I don't
He tells me
I don't hear
He tells me again
nothing changes
He gets mad
I get scared
He speaks beneath his breath
I get mad
He takes offense
I become insane
He gets scared
I kill him
He dies

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered,alt.fan.gooley
From: tweed@well.sf.ca.us (Tom Weed)
Subject: MacApp, C++ - Bay Area (recruiter)
Organization: Whole Earth 'Lectronic Link
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 19:21:15 GMT


Macintosh programmer needed! Development environment is MacApp, C++ but all
hotshots are encouraged to apply if OOP is your style of preference, choice
and experience. Will develop and design new versions of an application for
the preliminary analysis of DNA sequence data.

This si a senior position requiring 3+ years of commercial product
development experience.

Please E-mail (ascii only please) or best yet Mail resume to:
Network consulting
1302 Masonic Ave
San Francisco, ca 94117
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From: rpadawer@utkvx3.utk.edu (Padawer, Justin Randall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.job.gooley
Subject: Re: Food, Folks, 'n' Fun
Keywords: puke
Date: 7 Jan 93 04:45:00 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.job.gooley
Organization: University of Tennessee Computing Center
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <gerald.726352421@gerald>, gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes...
>Whilst returning from my ski trip, I stopped at McDonald's[tm] in Hinton,
>AB for a snack. I had a cheeseburger, a Big Mac[tm], an "apple" pie, and a
>vanilla shake.
> 
>It is by far the worst food I have ever tasted, bad even for McDonald's[tm].
> 
>The cheeseburger was about 2 weeks old. The cheese was certainly cheesey,
>I still can't get it off my fingers. The Big Mac[tm] was hideous.
>I have no idea what they did to the pie, I never really thought it was
>possible to screw one of those up. But they did. The shake was flavorless.
> 
>As if that wasn't enough, I had to pay $5.76 for it. I gave the girl
>$5.81 - a five, two quarters, three dimes, and a penny. Somehow this
>confused her terribly, it took about 5 minutes to clear it up.
> 
>Gerald, sigh

Wow, Gerald, sounds like that was a meal, not a snack.
Randy

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: ssc
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Date: 11 Jan 93 14:04:38 CST



The woman sitting next to me on the plane last night on my way back
"home" to Dulles was an alumna of the University of Wisconsin at Eau
Claire, traveling to Washington on business.

She found the correct baggage claim carousel before I did.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Well, Im back.
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 14:56:01 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <C0JyBJ.854@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>In article <C0G2II.GCF@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>>In article <1iaks8INN1ka@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>>And my 1993 Cabal Secret Message Decoder ring has not yet arrived.
>>>Was there a problem or something whilst I was away?
>>Yes.  The only address we had for you is now inhabited by the Naval
>>Investigative Service.  We certainly didn't want to give THEM the means to
>>understand what goes on in this froup.
>
>Acually, Mr White is no longer a member of the Cabal.  His membership was
>terminated when pictures of him, his daughter, and a llama were discovered . . .
in the possession of Ted Kaldis.

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
From: cs199aa@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: my favorite flavor
Date: 8 Jan 93 21:12:33 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego


toothpaste and orange juice.

mark
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NOT!
Date: 13 Jan 1993 00:34:31 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1it75jINNmd2@seven-up.East.Sun.COM> hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM writes:
>A simple solution:  Threaten the life of a U.S. President.

All Hunter Thompson had to do was grope Gloria Leonard.

The System is lowering its standards.

				--Blair
				  "A better class of prostitute."
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: sci.physics.research: proposed panel of moderators
Date: 7 Jan 1993 03:10:09 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <93006.145551MRG3@psuvm.psu.edu> <MRG3@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
-In article <MERRITT.93Jan6142225@macro.bu.edu>, merritt@macro.bu.edu (Sean
-Merritt) says:
->...
->
->$  Dale Bass    (crb7q@virginia.edu)
->
->I reject DB as a moderator I suggest another should be chosen.
->My reason is that based on Mr. Bass' contribution to this group
->I find that his posts are more noise than signal.
->   ----------------------------------------
->
->I find Mr. Bass' credentials unreproachable and I don't object
->to his moderation on that basis. My objection is that in as much as
->a moderator's function is to improve the S/N I fundementally disagree
->with his views (based on his past post) as to what is signal and
->what is noise.
->
-Well, I accept Dale Base as a moderator.  I think he has reponded
-appropriately to posts with and without content, as well as to
-personal attacks.  He has demonstrated a broad base of
-knowledge.  (I was actually surprised to learn that he was not
-a tenured faculty member :>).  I also value his posts
-for their entertainment value (perhaps because I have not been
-a target).

PSU.

				--Blair
				  "'Nuff said."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Did you know....
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:32:04 GMT


...that Dogshit [tm] is a low sugar, low cholesterol, and low sodium
snack that your familiy will love so much, they wont even know its
good for them!
From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: isaac
Date: 5 Jan 93 01:42:43 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

"Money talks," the captain yelled, "and bullshit walks."  An
original witticism, I'm sure.  I handed him a fifty, after
which he grabbed the wallet from my hands, taking all but a
twenty.  "All right," he said, handing back my wallet (but
only after snatching it back, leaving me groping for air
after my first attemt at recovery), "get on the fucking
boat, but KEEP THE FUCK QUIET!"

"Captain STUBING!" I yelled back.  "Give me back my FUCKING
MONEY!  You and your Love Boat can got to HELL!"

-Sho
--
sho@physics.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc
From: wildcard@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Date: 7 Jan 93 10:02:28 -0600
Organization: Mankato State University

In article <1993Jan7.145344.16157@ctp.com>, dvand@ctp.com (Derek Vandivere) writes:
> i laughed at something on doogie howser, md last night.
> 
> i think it's time to get the hell out of michigan and go back to boston.
You actually watched Doogie Howser.  Life must be rough in Michigan.

-Thom
Wildcard@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
 
> 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: WEST SIDE SATORI
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:15:28 GMT


It happened in such a way that he was slow to notice the signs.  The
teenage girls at the fast food places with the symbol tatooed on their
hands, the men drilling holes next to the highways and the strange
dial tone when he called his mother.  Clues left by a careless Master.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: TV Commercial
Date: 9 Jan 93 15:48:30 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620



For flu-strength symptoms take Lemsip Flu-Strength.

Lemsip Flu-Strength. New for flu.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@fawlty.lmc.com (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: To everyone who sent Margaret a card.
Organization: eng
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 03:50:51 GMT

Gary Heston writes:
>MAC writes:
>>rpwhite writes:
>
>>>She was thrilled by all the cards.
>
>>Damn!  I knew I forgot something!  When is her birthday, rp?
>
>Isn't Valentines' Day coming up soon?

    This is great.  Whattya say, rp?  Do we inundate her with Valentines?
    (They're already in the stores.)  It would give her something new to 
    put on the wall.  Or start another wall full.  Then her birthday, too.
    Easter?

    We should enlist the folks from alt.folklore.urban, too.  This is just
    the sort of thing they could get behind, an attempt to out-shergold
    Craig.

    Let us know.  I'll post to a.f.u if you think it's appropriate.

    - Larry Huntley

-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | I'm going to the love-in to sit
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |    and play my bongos in the dirt.
          Beaverton,  OR          |        - "Flower Punk", Frank Zappa
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: Flavour Sensation
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 04:50:47 GMT

Jon P. Knight (J.P.Knight@lut.ac.uk) wrote:
: After reading about it on t.b. a few days ago, I've just had occasion to
: try orange juice and toothpaste.  It was jolly scrummy.  I hope mr x's
: latest range of psychoactive health pills come in this flavour.

A few days ago, I tried the combination of "Cool Mint" flavoured Halls cough
drops and toothpaste.

Drinking water was physically painful for half an hour immediately afterward.
Not to mention that the bathroom mirror iced up.

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"I'm gonna follow my feelings...I'm gonna follow my senses...I'm gonna follow   my compass!"  --Lone Justice
Current Album--Canadian Brass:Rag-Ma-Tazz
Current Read--Robert J. Sawyer:Far-Seer
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bob
Date: 5 Jan 1993 00:16:22 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1993Jan4.170730.15423@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>
>Oh, I see. Sex with statuary in Dorsey's living room is "funny stuff", whereas
>giving Italian national treasures to the Louvre is no big deal.
>
>At least the Louvre has a regular schedule.

Okay, okay, make it the bloody Winged Victory, then.
--scott
   (quite redfaced)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Following in RICHH's footsteps
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 15:25:50 GMT

Well, I am now (starting after graduation this summer) gainfully
employed, in a dream job.  You know, the kind only people in movies
get?  That kind.  I just accepted the offer over the phone.

All I have to do now is NOT FUCK UP in my last semester of classes, to
insure that I actually DO graduate in May.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: INTERNATIONAL FAT.BOB (FDT.BOI and FIT.BOF)
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 17:27:49 GMT

In <1993Jan9.004218.27795@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:

>I WILL BE IN ISRAEL FROM FEB 28 TO APR 30.  

>The First Israeli Talk.Bizarre Outdoor Falafel-a-thon 
>will be during my last week there or so.

Does anyone have the 800 number for the PLO?
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:43783 rec.pets:4229
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets
Subject: INTERESTING RABBIT FACT #1
Summary: slaughter all rodents
Keywords: slaughter all rodents
Date: 7 Jan 93 02:22:52 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.jobs.offered,misc.test,rec.humor,rec.pets
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host

in rec.pets myhui@bnr.ca (Michael Hui) writes:
>
>BTW, the rabbit hair's softness also depends on how long
>that bundle of hair has been on the Bun. "New" hair is by far
>the softest.

Ok, so if I was going to make a pillow, I understand that little baby
bunnies would have the softest fur and make the best stuffing.

But my question is, if I was going to make fried rabbit, would the
young babies cook faster and be more tender than the older ones?
Does softer fur imply softer meat?



thanks,

satan
.
.
.
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short shameful confession
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 93 12:10:12 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

I've been at Mantis for so long I can remember when the coffee jug wasn't
opaque.


mathew
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Damn Window Salesman
Date: Sat,  9 Jan 93 14:17:06 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)



RING



RING



RING

Me:  Hello?

DAMN WINDOW SALESMAN:  Mr. Keiper?

M: Yes?

DWS:  This is Danald from Central Ohio Window and Glass, have you checked the 
condition of your windows lately?

M: Excuse me?

DWS: Have you checked the condition of your windows lately?  You could be 
losing hundreds of dollars per year in heat as cold air seaps into your home.

M: I live in a boarding house and don't pay for heat...

DWS: Yes, well surely you must realize that the amount of heat being lost 
through your windows...

M: Fuck off.

DWS:  Excuse me?

M: Fuck off.

DWS: I see.  I assume this means you don't want a free estimate?

M: Correct, now fuck off.

DWS: You're absolutley sure that...

M: Yes, I'm sure.  I happen to enjoy paying the extra money to heat my home, 
now fuck off!

DWS: Fine.  I hope you have a nice day then sir (more than a hint of sarcasm 
here...)

M: Thank you. Fuck off.    *click*


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=



RING



RING



RING

Me:  Hello?

DAMN WINDOW SALESMAN:  Mr. Keiper?

M: Yes?

DWS:  This is Danald from Central Ohio Window and Glass, have you checked the 
condition of your windows lately?
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 6 Jan 93 12:22:46 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <gj156879.726261350@cunews>, gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
> I have this dagger that I wear on a leather thong around my neck.
> It's very small.  One day, in a fit of enthusiasm, my girlfriend
> grabbed my shirt and shook me, which resulted in her accidentally
> stabbing me in the chest.  It left a small mark, which is still there,
> (although this occurred about three months ago).

               I'm sorry, but she's with me now.

Jason
From: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: large
Date: 7 Jan 93 16:36:25 GMT
Reply-To: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
NNTP-Posting-Host: hydra.rose-hulman.edu

In article <joshua.726094172@coombs>, joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>
>     180     630    6018 /u0/666/joshua/.nn/kill
>
>josh

oh no, I guess that means six more weeks of cold weather.

--
By the way, Josh, get your dates straight. You're supposed to
pop your head out of your hole in the ground on Feb. 2. About a
month early, I'd say.