HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Subject: short, mathematical impotence 
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 21:21:59 GMT


The more phone numbers of attractive females I procure, the smaller the
probability of my finding the nerve to CALL one of them becomes.

With one option (not too long ago), I called because I had no other choice.
With multiples, I manage to waver back and forth between all of the 
possibilities and potential deaths-by-fire-and-brimstone until the only
thing left OPEN in town is the International House of Pancakes.

my theory is that if I manage to dispose of ALL of the phone numbers,
the probability will reach positive infinity and, thus, my phone will ring
without my having to lift a finger. 

this is known as the Tao of Southern Bell effect, I'm told.


	---jeff "well, at LEAST I got rid of those damn 1-900s." c., ncsu.


--
     jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu      \\        pope@aza.csc.ncsu.edu    
 "I don't know where you took   --=--   To KLH: Love ya, Katya!
 me, but I didn't want to leave."   \\  have clue, will travel.
       ---------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: pmoloney@maths.tcd.ie (Paul Moloney)
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
Organization: Somewhere in the Twentieth Century
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 16:40:41 GMT

dsh@eceyv.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger) writes:
>gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>>01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:

>>> JEFF WITTY
>>> ARMY R.O.T.C.
>>> a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY

>> I"M SURE THE U>S> ARMY COULDN"T BE PROUDER TO HAVE YOU ABOARD< JEFFY.

>Fuck off, you pretentious sniveling little asshole.  You had 
>better be damn glad that there are people who are willing to 
>put their life on the line for pompous little shits like you.

Damn straight, Doug. Let's all send those goddamn macho guys to, er, kill, 
er....

Say, what _exactly_ are foetuses when they grow up anyway, Doug?

P.
-- 
moorcockheathersiainbankshamandcornpizzapjorourkebluesbrothersspikeleepratchett
clive  P a u l   M o l o n e y    "I'm pretty witty and you're itty bitty    pe
james  Trinity College, Dublin     And isn't it a pity the city can't see?   vr
brownbladerunnerorsonscottcardprincewatchmenkatebushbatmanthekillingjoketolkien
From: crisper@cats.ucsc.edu (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Next Stop Chicken
Date: 22 Jan 93 03:30:54 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: am.ucsc.edu


The last of the Science Buildings people are filing out. Those of us
 still seated are going further. The driver changes tapes-- from "Nothing
 Like the Sun" to the Beat Farmers, I think-- and those of us who remain
 look each other over, sizing up the competition.

I feign disinterest. The guy with the blond, wavy hair sitting across the
 shuttle and closer to the front glances around nervously. Panicky. He'll
 never last. A pair of oriental girls, talking in Korean. I suspect they're
 gonna be on for a while. And another guy-- pale, glasses, reading from
 a text on late Romantic period music composition. He's almost certainly
 my main competition. Another music student. Next stop is Performing Arts.
 We'll both need to get off there.

Who will break down first?

The doors close and the shuttle starts to move. Down, to the left, past
 Kerr Hall. I look up as the shuttle jostles, as though something moment-
 arily catches my attention. I size up the guy with the book. He's looking
 at me, but quickly glances down again. Weak. I will defeat him.

Stopsign. The seconds tick away.

"Does this shuttle go to the base of campus?" asks the blonde guy. "Yeah,"
 the driver responds. The blonde settles back a bit. Looks like he's in
 it for the duration. The two girls show no signs of interest in anything
 going on around them. It's just me and the bookworm.

Slowly, up the hill. Performing Arts comes into view. I stare at him
 down the aisle, daring him to ignore the upcoming stop. Ten seconds away.
 He looks up and we lock eyes. He's defiant. He won't give in. He knows
 I need this stop as bad as he does. I start to smirk. So I'm late to
 class... fuck it. I'm taking this guy with me. Or... shit, I've been late
 too many times. I really oughta just... No. NO. Damn.

Five seconds. His eyes are steely. He's torn between making it to class and
 just playing it cool for a stop or two. We're going to go past we're going
 to just sail past and we'll both be late and we both know it but we
 don't care and then the driver pipes up:

"Anyone for Performing Arts?"

I think he shouts "YES" just a fraction of a second before I do.

	--The Elder Dan
	It's even worse on the Metro bus....
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: saumure@bnr.ca (Roch Saumure)
Subject: Am I crazy ...or are you?
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 20:24:46 GMT


I'm french but my mind thinks in english and sometimes 
I visualize in cartoons.

Makes it very difficult to get my idea across.



Roch.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: fifth horseman
Date: 28 Jan 1993 03:10:32 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

riding hard, he breaks out of the thicket and into a sunny field.

the farmer comes running and kneels.

scuse me, says the rider, got split off from my friends and i
think i'm lost.  do you know how to get to america?

the farmer shakes his head, vigorously, without looking up.

--do you know anyone who could tell me?

the farmer shakes his head again.

--shit.  you sure?

the farmer shakes his head.

--well... hey, do you speak english?

another shake.

well, shit, says the rider to himself.  shit.  guess i'll just
set up here.  he pulls a cloth off his saddlepack to reveal a
great black box, faced with glass.

--you got anywhere i can plug this in?

c
et son sabot
From: state@cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What I just realized while watching "The Untouchables"
Date: 23 Jan 1993 18:02:57 -0500
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
NNTP-Posting-Host: sargent.cs.unc.edu


Eliott Ness and his men are all geeks.


Andrei
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Budd Hazard)
Subject: Re: cj's piercing
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 07:06:08 GMT

h
the problem with alternative culture
is that now days
it isn't.



-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I Hate to Admit This, But........
Date: 22 Jan 1993 18:52:23 GMT
Organization: Ssaymssik
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: pagoda.aero.org

I miss Roger. I miss the warm feeling that comes from knowing
that somewhere out there in netland, some innocent, unsuspecting,
wide-eyed little freshman is being insulted to the point of tears.

			R.S.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Budd Hazard)
Subject: Re: And the heinous substance of the day is
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 06:48:51 GMT

jake@introl.com (Joel Jacobson) writes:

] In article <1jmocaINN4i7@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
] >
] >In a previous article, nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (posting for morrisas) says:
] >
] >>Grape Crush soda.
] 
] i almost spit out what i was drinking when i read this.
] i had to re-read my soda can.
] i still dont feel safe.
] i am waiting for my soda can to start glowing and my insides to start revolting.
but.. but.. your insides ARE revolting.

have you ever had a really GOOD look at your insides?  they're all
wet and squshy and colored funny.  they're warm and moist and...
uh...


would you mind terribly if i fucked your insides?



-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Recognition at Last
Date: 23 Jan 1993 21:32:32 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <MJD.93Jan23115759@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>Another person recognized me as Leon Trotsky last night.

Don't go to Mexico.

5150
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Just the facts, Link
Date: 27 Jan 1993 06:08:02 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


Over the past month, I've slowly made my way through "The Legend of Zelda"
gradually making my way towards Ganon the king of theives.  When I finally
get to him, I just KNOW I'm going to be disappointed that it's not Harry
Morgan.


Mark "Friday I'm in love" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mgooley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Markian Gooley)
Subject: short, shameful confession
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 15:45:54 GMT

I bought a lava lamp last night.  $12 with tax (it was shopworn and the bulb
was burnt out).  Cheap at half the price.

I am now officially a yuppie.

Mark., it had to happen eventually
mgooley@nyx.cs.du.edu
From: judson@watserv.ucr.edu (Mike Judson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 10 word story
Date: 21 Jan 93 01:49:05 GMT
Reply-To: judson@watserv.ucr.edu

I once drank a case of beer and threw up.

--
As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought
back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named 
him Flint.

					Jack Handy

judson@watserv.ucr.edu
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Sed and Awk: The Return of the Son of Hottaturi
Date: 22 Jan 93 02:04:47
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
Summary: I cancelled and reposted this for a stupid typo.
Keywords: anal-retentive
Comments: Autopsy is a dying practice


Sed: How does she do it Awk?
Awk: Do what, Sed?
Sed: You know, say tons of shit like that, then get away with it...
Awk: ..or even get praised.. Yeah.. I know... I mean I don't know..
Sed: sigh...
Awk: sigh...

[nerve-racking silence]

Sed: Audrey Hepburn just died, did you know that?

[they stare at each other]

Sed: Ok, what is it, Awk?

[Awk spits a big bulb of phlegm]

Sed: Look, if you..
Awk: IT'S NOTHING, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, LET ALONE, CARE!!! NOW...
Sed: ... what?
Awk: .. KINDLY LEAVE ME ALONE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? GET OFF MY FACE!!!
Sed: Um... Fuck you, Awk.

[silence]

Awk: Sed?
Sed: What?
Awk: What's a boy in love supposed to do?


--
...so the whole story is completely untrue... big hoax! ha ha ha....
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: tip for the 90's
Date: 28 Jan 1993 22:57:07 GMT
Organization: Psychedelic Suburbia
NNTP-Posting-Host: pagoda.aero.org

In article <1993Jan28.192601.27181@scott.skidmore.edu> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
|if you are in a bar and are served a drink that is not in the same
|color family as the drink you know you ordered, by all means, DON'T
|DRINK IT!  btw, does anyone know where i was last night?

I sure do. And I've never seen anything like it. The bit you did
with the tongue depressors was my favorite. They told me the
video would be out next month.

			R.S.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
From: ae-a@minster.york.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Keyboards & hedgehogs
Date: 27 Jan 93 12:16:03 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of York, England

I am having trouble typing out this article because my keyboard has just turned into a hedgehog and when I'm typing, my fingers keep getting caught on the spikes.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The First Letter Of Each Word (ten word story)
Date: 23 Jan 93 07:17:50 GMT
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton) says:

>caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>>He was ruined: no more naggings, but short on love.
>>HWRNMNBSOL
>Horace wept. Ruth nagged mercilessly, never believing she'd obtain love.

Hillary won't reap no more new benefits---shit outta luck.

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: right now
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Dead Monks Society
Date: 21 Jan 93 10:25:38 CST


In article <1993Jan20.182528.12598@midway.uchicago.edu>, orc@sybase.com (Orc) writes:
> In article <63534@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
> [on being the subject of a husband-hunt]
> >
> >Well, so far they've told me to send them a resume and a nice picture
> >of myself.  I'm supposed to go to Korea this summer to review the
> >candidates they have managed to dig up by then.
> >
> >
> >yong-mi
> >suggestions for contents of resume and pix are welcome
> 
>   All of your postings to talk.bizarre, sans vowels.
> 
>   For the resume, though, I wouldn't know.
> 

	just use everyone else's followups, with the vowels.

	plenty of public expressions of horndog lust there (who was it
who referred in passing to "the eminently kissable breasts of y.-m. k."?)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zippy@cs.brandeis.edu (Patrick Tufts)
Subject: Re: JFK "director's cut"
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 22:32:33 GMT

on r.a.movies, davist@relay.upenn.edu writes:

>I saw the "director's cut" version of JFK this weekend. There were four
>sequences that were added to the film, and numerous smaller changes. My
>impression is that the changes improved the coherence of the film. Any other
>reactions?

I'll never forget the scene on Air Force One when LBJ squicked
Kennedy's skull-wound.

--Pat
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Song in my Head
Date: 23 Jan 93 02:48:50 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

All this morning I had Peter Gabriel's "I Go Swimming" running
through my head.  I tried everything to get rid of it, including
humming a few bars of "Smells Like Nirvana", but to no avail.

My friend told me that he has full albums run through his head.
He says its like a CD player, playing the songs in order, except
that it's on repeat mode.  Sometimes it's set on shuffle.

Actually, he just told me that he thinks it's a three disk changer.
Has Sony thought this up?
                                -Justin

sol  |  see the cat?  see the cradle?
jws5@lehigh.edu

P.S.  My friend is bitching because I didn't recognize him, so
his e-mail is mbm3@lehigh.edu and his name is Martin.
--
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: das orgeltod
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 17:51:16 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

Curtis Yarvin writes, _inter alia_:

: recently some people from the university of koln wanted to do

and omits the umlaut substitute "e", which is to succeed the "o",
in cologne.

tiddly pom
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  and the "f" is silent, as in "banana"          |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.angst
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Subject: anyone need a harem?
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.angst
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 05:23:39 GMT


I'm not sure what's going on, but those of you who wish to meet
young, attractive, available women should start following me 
around, because apparently I'm giving off some sort of gamma
radiation or pheromones or something that's magnetic to 'em.

After spending about a year or so when the ONLY person even VAGUELY
interested in me was a close friend who's dated everyone BUT me
(by mutual choice), within the past month I've:

(a) begun a new relationship (sadly, she's living in another state right now), 
(b) noticed a slightly-underage friend of a friend flirting shyly with me, and
(c) collected two more phone numbers in my coat pocket, belonging
      to a pair of sweet, preppy girls in one of my classes.
..as WELL as the aforementioned friend taking on a newly intense interest,
and a friend of HERS offering to spend her Spring Break week down here in
North Carolina visiting li'l old me.

All of the above WITHOUT my doing a damned thing to initiate any of 'em,
or visibly changing my habits, moods or appearance significantly.

Of course, everything above after (a) took place AFTER said relationship
began, and I hence went Off The Market, though I'm still at a loss to explain
the week and a half where THAT occured.

One month, total, beginning with one kamikaze at J.C. Dobbs and a game of
Scruples, and my love life has become utterly, unexplainably chaotic.

I don't know what's being pumped into the water supply around here, but 
I do want the Spring Catalog put out by whoever's doing it.  There may be some
related products I'd be interested in.

			---jeff "Or maybe I'm just eating the right vitamins."

--
     jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu      \\        pope@aza.csc.ncsu.edu    
 "I don't know where you took   --=--   To KLH: Love ya, Katya!
 me, but I didn't want to leave."   \\  have clue, will travel.
       ---------------------------------------------------
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 1 word story
Date: 20 Jan 93 20:04:57 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

In article D0B@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu, fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
pens:

> and

This terse, yet fulfilling saga contains both endless possiblities,
yet never leaves you hanging. The style of prose is truly marvelous,
reflecting both a youthful candor and incredible natural talent. It
is a rare occurrence that one comes across such a refreshing style,
juxtaposing whimsy and angst, set against an epic panorama of
ever-evolving potential. We can certainly expect to see the author
nominated for a Nobel Prize in literature.

I am truly looking forward with immense anticipation to the other two books in
the "Conjunction Trilogy"

-- The New York Times Book Review
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Conservative footnote
Date: 24 Jan 1993 07:23:43 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: nasdaq.intel.com

In article <1993Jan22.032907.19064@gagme.chi.il.us> pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
>   Hello [clunk clunk] is this on? PV

"You'll be happy today to know that I've just signed
legislation that will outlaw Russia forever.  We
begin bombing in five minutes."

				--Blair
				  "That Bonzo! He fonny."
				  -Boris Yeltsin, who still has a job
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: the crying game
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 18:57:56 GMT

---
Whoever reviewed it here earlier lied.  A good movie, even 
an excellent movie, but not a talk.bizarre movie.  Perhaps 
a Mark Jason Dominus movie, but not a talk.bizarre movie.
---
cj
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: a.f.pcp
Keywords: ignore
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1993 22:43:55 GMT

>	What is a newsfroup anyway??

alt.fan.mick.jagger


-- 

======================================================================8--<
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CD vs. LP again (was Re: Preamp and Amp)
Date: 25 Jan 1993 19:39:17 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1993Jan25.160847.3542@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>In article <1k11ssINNju6@transfer.stratus.com> rsud@sw.stratus.com (Rajiv Sud) writes:
>>In article <93Jan22.222934est.47553@neat.cs.toronto.edu>, tlai@cs.toronto.edu (Tony W H Lai) writes:
>>> 
>>> So euphonic distortions are unwanted?  Does this mean you want accurate
>>> sound, and not pleasant sound?  Isn't that an argument the pro-digital
>>> people use?  :)
>>
>>	It is their battle cry. And yes, it is what all of us seek. If 
>>only the digitoids had it on something besides paper.
>>
>
>Under what convoluted definition of 'bizarre' does this techno-crap fall?

I would consider the sounds that come from MD and DCC machines to be
quite definitely bizarre.  Not to mention distorted and not euphonic.
--scott

You can probably hear DCC at the Bob, but I am sending the MD machine back.
It's really horrible.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Queer Christopher Robin Hood (was: Christopher Robin Hood)
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 04:36:33 GMT

In <8186@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

>In article <1993Jan14.215358.25016@midway.uchicago.edu>
>cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu writes:

>#  he robs from the rich
>and sleeps with the bears

>Ken Johnson   <-- B0 t+ f-- w g++ k s++ e(7) r--
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You filthy pervert!


Get this goddamned particle physics notation OFF this newsgroup RIGHT NOW!




>-- 
>Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    Ken Johnson, AIAI,
>young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    80 South Bridge, Edinburgh
>the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    Tel 031-650 2756 
>somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    Fax 031-650 6513
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help
Date: 26 Jan 93 05:53:10 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

>>JANE HORVATH writes:
>>>can anyone tell me how to make lesbians stop hitting on me? i am a
>>>heterosexual by choice and i don't plan to change that, yet several
>>>masculine women have been just a little bit too friendly to me. help.

Paul "DARTH" Vader explodes:
>>Oh man did you blow it. Here I was, about to proclaim you as the best
>>"instant oldbie" since the canetoads, and you post this. One Carasso is
>>enough (in fact, it's one too many). Collect your last check at the door,
>>and don't let it hit you on the ass and dislodge the suppository on
>>the way out. PV

It might be superfluous, but allow me to remind you of The Rules, Paul:
If you want to criticize someone's prestige, you'd best have more than
they do.

If you know what I mean and I think you do.

joe-bob HEINOUS
oldbies are not "proclaimed" -- merely acknowledged, JANE
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: Message for [FITB]
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 22:23:08 GMT

I believe the proper response to this is "Cut it out, nj". PV
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, hell's cavenewt, rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, smartass liberal democrat