HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 01:34:05 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.192100.22920@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
>
>Steve, I left this in because it was too funny to delete....
>
[Deleted myself anway...]
>
>DON'T TRUST THEM, CHRISTY!!  NEVER TURN YOU BACK ON ANY OF THESE GUYS....
>
>You just never know what will happen next.....right Blade?....and stop
>giving out my phone number....
>

Hey!! Don't yell at Blade!  He gave NO ONE your number.  He just dialed it
for me and let me talk...

>What a PR Agent has to deal with...Sheesh!
>
>
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>				|
> Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
> Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
> PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
> Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
>				|	   
>Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
>				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
>
>__________________________________________________________________________

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Badger is leaving
Date: 16 Apr 92 17:40:14 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.ske5uINN634
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: tornado.berkeley.edu

Hello everyone

I'm getting extremely busy on this end and need to phase out some of my 
posting.  So I've decided to retire Badger.  Its been fun but I'm going to
have to confine myself to the castle thread (When is that battle going to happen
I need to work on Minstrel's return to coincide with the beginning of the 
battle.)  


________________________________________________________________________________
Badger                                      I don't know much
					    But I know I love you
					    And that may be all I need to know
					    -Ronstadt and Neville
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: Competition: (WAS: Re: TushRater)
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 15:24:32 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.123731.29161@uunet.uu.net> dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner) writes:
>>OKAY OKAY THAT's Enuff!!! Alright GUYS!!! Time to discuss the
>>competition the ladies will be competing in....yeah, forget the wet
>>t-shirt nonsense...we need a TUSHRATER contest also...yeah, that's the
>>ticket. Tight white shorts for one phase...hmmmm, I can think of
>>others but how about some input from the other guys that are going to
>>be at the BeachChat...Ender, Lee, BLAAAADE??...hmmmmm?
>
>I have only one hyphenated word to say, that I am sure
>will gain me the backup of all the other males here:
>
>G-Strings!
>

Ahh, but if we can only get the "Backup" of the ladies on this one we're set...

*snicker*

>Blade

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul Taylor (aka SSGwGWNbaT Man))
Subject: Re: Raising Satanic children
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 17:38:09 GMT

In article <joshua.702711897@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>forgach@noao.edu (Suzanne Forgach) writes:

***whole article deleted***

Well, children, here we go again!!!!
______________________________________________________________________
Rip                                                   _____
1/2 of the                          rip@sequent.com  /     \
Official Palanquin Bearers                          /  rip  \
For the Secretaries                                 |xxx-xxx|
Of the RFA                                       ___|_______|___
And BigBro to LF and 'Chelle                         \~ ~~ ~\
                                                      \~~ ~~~\
                                                       \ ~ ~~ \
Help!  My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Hard core weaponry...
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 15:55:07 GMT

Blademon speak:
>
>>Right, and coupled with that monstrosity of a water firearm, my sweet baboo
>>might get hurt... *sappy doe-eyed look&pout*
>
>Oh Chelle... I found the big brother to it the other night..
>2 of those big bottles on top... mua hu ahahahahahahah

Ladies, it looks like that wet T-shirt contest is going to happen whether we
like it or not...

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
               I'm feelin' kinda loose, I'm feelin' kinda mean
      I've been feelin' kinda wild since I turned 17
                       Or is it madness?
                                         -- Melissa Etheridge
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Spring break
Date: 8 Apr 92 20:20:14 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.rvkhuINNm58
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandstorm.berkeley.edu

Lisa Mae asks:

 Day dreaming again?

**  You caught me and you interupted a nice day dream where we were....

 We don't need to blaim you.  Your ALWAYS wrong!  (I'll take it up with
 you in person sometime....*grin*) *wicked grin*  Don't forget, I am warning
 you.

** Always wrong.  I don't think so.  And just what are you warning me about.
** Does it have anything to do with that wicked grin of yours.  If it does
** I cannot wait for it to happen *chesirecatgrin*


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Badger        "And even though I know just how very far apart we are
	       It helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star
	       And when the night wind plays a lonesome lullaby
	       It helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky."
	       Ronstadt & Ingram  "Somewhere out There"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Wednesday, 15 Apr 1992 10:41:48 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
 <1992Apr8.203757.11907@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> <92100.180028AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
 <1992Apr11.165629.22065@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
 <92105.172242AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>

In article <92105.172242AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>, Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
says:
>Michelle:
>>>Sure, Lisa!  And I agree.  We must have the full effect in order to make a
>>>qualified decision.  Now, help me figure out what the contestants should
>>>*wear*...
Lisa Mae:
>>   My suggestion?.....birthday suits? No, most guys wouldn't enter then.
>>How about running shorts?  we could probably even put in a tush flexing
>>portion to the contest. *grin*
>Chelle:
>Tush flexing... I like it!!  Maybe we should make it more like a *real*
>pageant.  Have them walk out in Levi's jeans (the mark of a NICE tush is how
>good it looks in Levi's... witness Kyle MacLaughlin... *DROOL*), and then we
>could have the running-shorts, and then the swim-suit competition... waddaya
>think?
>
*Perfect! *grin*
>>
>>Looking for a few good....tush's. *GRIN*
>What, one isn't enough for you?  *wink*
>
 No, tush's are like art.  The more you look at, the more you appreciate.
(I have found some women look at the features and say handsome or cute,
but many more now say..."And he has a cute tush too.")  *smile*
>
Later,
Lisa Mae
Ariel/Lady Elizabeth
New appointee of the position of SexySecretary.
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: ROMANCE IS BACK!
Date: 17 Apr 92 02:56:53 GMT
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA

In article <1992Apr16.105304.22148@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>>He walked out carrying the dessert and singing Happy Birthday like this:
>>Happy Birthday to you
>>Happy Birthday to you
>>Will you marry me dear robin?
>>Happy Birthday to you

Damn, I didn't think of that. :-)

>I think it's wonderful when a man puts some thought into asking the woman
>he loves to marry him.  That's such a special moment for anyone, it's nice
>to have a memory like that.

Several times early in our relationship, I told Donna that I was
having a hard time not proposing to her. :-) Bear in mind that we had
known each other for only about 5 months, and had been in a
relationship less than one. :-) Finally I said, "Donna, I can't say
this officially, but unofficially, will you marry me?" "Unofficially,
yes. :-)))))" Since then, we've been going on the assumption that we
would be married. 

This year, we began serious planning for it. I realized that there was
one loose end that needed to be tied up. :-) I sent a letter to the
Maine Campus with a personal ad for Donna. I called on the deadline to
make sure they had gotten it. They hadn't yet :-( I gave it to them
over the phone. As she hung up, I heard her saying to the other people
in the paper's office, "Hey, listen to this!" :-) They put it in red
ink and bold type without me asking for it. I didn't object. On
Valentine's Day, Donna was walking back to her dorm when she ran into
Ken, from down the hall. "Hey, Donna, did you see the Maine Campus
today?" "No, but I have a copy in my backpack." "Can I show you
something?" He pulled out the paper and turned to the classifieds. On
the right page, she read, "Donna Foster, I love you more than words
can say, except these four: Will you marry me?" Needless to say, she
was thrilled. :-))))))))))
----------------------
"Treulich gefuehrt..."
-- 
Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Masseur to the _rest_ of the RFA :-)
Sarek@world.std.com
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude)
Subject: Ok kids... you got me...
Organization: WHAT?
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 14:49:35 GMT

dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner) relives his childhood with:
>>>There are three things in life capable of getting me mad:
>>>2. Police with large guns saying "Spread em, son"
>>
>>Yo, Dan! In Alabama, it goes like this...
>>
>>BANG!!!!  "Stop, or I'll shoot!"
>
>Puter...Here'z another one for you then...
>
>Cop: Put your hands on the wall and take a step back
><Blade does so>
>Cop: Take another step back...
><Blade does so>
>Cop: Take another step back...
>Blade: If I take another step back I am gonna be spreadeagle on the ground!
>Cop: Thats the idea, son...
>Blade:Oh shit...
>
Ha! Here's one that got me an EXTRA long ruff-and-tuff talkin' to..

COP: "You been drinkin', son?"
ME: "Yep, all day."
COP WITH *SERIOUS* LOOK: "Whatcha been drinkin'?"
ME: "This morning orange juice, some iced tea at lunch, a soda later..."
--
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com "My favorite vanity plate - PHUQUE"
From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: : ) (Since we seem to be competing...)
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:03:05 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

Hot Di writes:
>In <1992Apr14.023850.18040@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net writes:
>> >>Only thing is she lives about 60 miles away...
>> >Don't complain--try 300 :-(((
>> Try 2171...  so there! =P
>At least you all have someone, no matter how far away they are.
>
>:(
>--HD
I hate to see someone unhappy.

*Warm Comforting Hug* to you Di!

John Turner  (just another lonely netter)
-- 
               John "J.T." Turner - jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu
..and with just one truth I find you can't go wrong
Wherever you go, whatever you do, whatever you say, say it with Love!
 -- Moody Blues - Keys of the Kingdom
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: New Secretary to da Prez
Keywords: New Secretary to the President of the RFA
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:06:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr7.150622.15556
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network


Good Day to All of You in the Romantic Fire Association
and all those in ARC-Land....  Hi Lurkers!!  I know you're
out there!!  ;-)    **The GRW waves to all**

I am happy to announce the Position for Secretary to the
President of the Romantic Fire Association has been filled....

Pete Walsh, otherwise known as Ender,  has accepted the
position, altho he is wondering what exactly *is* a 
"Secretarial Position"....  I guess I'll have to keep him 
after work and demonstrate the "secretarial position"
to him, hey??   *heh heh heh*     ;-)   

Congratulations, Ender!!  I'm very very much looking forward
to your "working under me".... (Yes, I like being on top too,
thank you very much.  :-) )


    Let's have a great round of **Applause** for the 

   NEW  SECRETARY  TO  THE  PRESIDENT  OF  THE  RFA  !!

      **Congratulation HUGS and SQUEEZES to ENDER**


Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: dddawson@lpl.arizona.edu (Doug Dawson)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Exeunt, Transporter Pad
Date: 12 Apr 92 18:28:33 GMT
Organization: Lunar & Planetary Laboratory, Tucson AZ.

Are you already gone, LF?

And so we lose the resident wordsmith, punster, and bard...will he ever
return?

I only knew you briefly and glancingly, LF, but I'll miss your gifts.

D3
From: Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Yes, another new "face"...
Keywords: newbie
Organization: Queen of the Universe, Inc.
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 18:31:41 -0500

smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)

>
>Oh, that's not nearly as fun.  Besides, we have regular FoodFights here in
>ARC, and you're bound (ooo, bindage!!) to get pelted with food sooner or later
>so we might as well get it out of the way now!!!
>
>>
>>"Here, try some of this..."
>>
>>*Dohram opens a can of blueberry yogurt and offers it to Yoda*
>
>YUMMM!  Thanks!!  Again, welcome (no food flinging this time!  Hey, Julie!
>This guy's cool.  Dust 'im!

I'd love to Yoda, but Lis is in charge of the dust.  I'm the one who has
innocent lunches with people, remember?  Of course not ALL of them stayed
innocent *wink*


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				|
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can
 Grasshopper 			|	find a way to make true love last
 PR Agent for Blade		|	these days"
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|	         ......Billy Vera.....
				|	   
Julie.....The Hopeless Romantic	|		Email Welcome
				|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

__________________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: Er.. Hello!?
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 21:40:15 GMT

In article <9204141046.AA21188@nettlerash.berkeley.edu> GMEAD@CERNVM.BITNET (Geoff Mead) writes:
>... is it safe? have the CreamPies stopped flying yet?
>

Of course not!  Know, di you not, Yoda, extradimensional CreamPie space, has.

>probably not, knowing this place, but what the heck....
>

Bad move, bucko, unless you like CreamPies  *SPLAT*

>HELLO!!!!!!!!! room for one more in ARC?

Oh, there's ALWAYS room for more targets - er friends.

>Geoff
>When you're tired of London, you're tired of choking on exhaust fumes.

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: 0770am01@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (AUCLAIR RICHARD)
Subject: Spaghetti!  Alright!  (was Re: Yes, another new "face"...)
Summary: I'm back!  Great post, Sarek!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41A   
Keywords: newbie
Organization: University of Houston-Downtown
X-Lunar-Date: 0 days, 2 hours, 54 minutes since the first quarter of the moon
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 20:17:00 GMT

>[A voice booms out from overhead--'DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO IT
>UNTO YOU!']
> 
>[@create MIRV Catapult]
>[@create A _very_ large bowl of Pad Thai noodles]
>(Sarek does some fast MUCK coding)
>[fire Catapult]
> 
>Hope everyone has their umbrellas.... :-) <*evil chuckle*>
> 
>"Every time it rains it rains--*SPAGHETTI* from heaven?????"
> 
>Sarek of Vulcan

Priceless, Sarek.  A good joke coupled with my favorite food--who could ask for
anything more?  :)  

I love spaghetti.  I even asked for my mom to serve it for Christmas dinner
once--*once*.

Sorry I haven't posted in awhile--my server's been down all week.  Probably
from these HUGE .sigs I've been seeing lately.

Ender-->Congratulations on your appointment to Secretary.  I am honored to be
beaten by a worthy opponent.

Love to all...


Lightman out.			|Seeking the best in others,		 |
				|we *try* to seek the best for ourselves.|
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushContest
Date: 12 Apr 92 16:07:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: ace.880189s.71
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr11.170419.22636@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:

>In article <880189s.65@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) writes:
>>
>>Hey, I'll throw my tush into (sorry) onto the ring (sorry) beach.
>>
>>Are youg, firm, well sculpted tushes allowed?*very innocent smile*

>Why, no... we're going more for the sagging, fleshy type.

>DUH!  Of course they're allowed!  More than that, they're welcomed!  *drool*
>Whoa... was that me, drooling?  Nah... couldn't have been... I got more than
>enough to drool over... yeah.

Here's a hankie, *handing a hankie*  Well I guess I'm in then. *Very cute 
smile*

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~  Jamie Stuart               " I don't know which is wierder, ~
    ~  Wine Stewerd of the RFA   that you are fighting a stuffed   ~
    ~  Keeper of the Glue        animal or that you seem to be     ~
    ~  Guy from ESTRN CANADA     losing."                          ~
    ~                                        -Susie (C&H)          ~
    ~  Acadia University                                           ~
    ~  Wolfville, Nova Scotia                                      ~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~  "only those that truly dare, live"  - Enzo Ferrari          ~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Our ARCFamily
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 01:15:33 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Dept. University of Auckland

easmith@hemlock.cray.com (Eric Smith) writes:
>Well, it looks like we are a family.  All four (at last count) of us...Chris is
>the youngest, right?  We'll have a bit of trouble getting together for family
>dinner...Arizona State, Minnesota, Helsinki, Auckland.  The sun never sets on
>our family!!!

This reminds me of a very bad joke which you've proabaly all heard but
I'm going to tell it anyway:

In the days of the *Empire* [We're talking Bristish Empire here] it
was said that the sun never set on the English.

So I ask you 'Why did the sun never set on the English?'

because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark

sorry, I know it's bad....

clare
-- 
It's all Jono's fault...  :-)   | Usenet: bringing the world together and
cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz           | reminding us how far apart we are :) :(
                BigSis to Chis, Eric and Kristiina
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:07:44 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.203702.16344@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>,
lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
> In article <880189s.69@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES
DUNCAN STUART) writes:
> >Lots of stuff deleted (oh, but not forgotten*sigh)
> >
> >>Good Grief, it's soooo HOT in my office this afternoon.  Good 
> >>thing I have my light and cool tye-dye T-shirt on.  :-)
> >
> >Boy you know, it's kind of HOT here too, I think I should go FOR a drink, 
> >all this talk about CHOCOLATE is making me THIRSTY, maybe I should go FOR a 
> >nice cool coke.  Maybe I just need SOMETHING ELSE...like a fan.
> >Now who might have a fan?
> >    ^^^
> >Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
> 
> Well, Jamie, it just so happens I have a nice big fan here
> in my office....  :-)

Is that the one we use to cool you off after your rubdowns, or is there one I
don't know about? 

Dave Roy
Official Masseuse to the 
President of the RFA
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Important Announcement-Prez RFA
Date: 9 Apr 92 19:30:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr9.193050.22171
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

Lis writes:
>>Strawberries, Whipped Cream, and Chocolate Sauce are ALREADY
>>the official foods of ARC.... We indulged in these at the
>>First Chat, didn't we Chatsters??  Yeah, Cool....  Especially
>>when shared....  **pant pant**    :-)~

>Jamie suggests:
>HMMMMMMM.....so what would you say to strawberries on a bed of chocolate 
>with whipped cream for covers? *triplepant*..since I missed the First Chat...

**WHEW** !!   What would I "say"??   I'd say, "Let's jump 
into bed, Baby!!"   **Hot Sexy Smile**   A bed of strawberries,
chocolate and whipped cream.... **Triplepant** is right!!
Along with some **Hot Passionate Breathing and Sighs**.
YES YES YES !!   Lots of "Body Snacking".... Oooooo, 
**Hubba Hubba Drool Drool**      :-)~~   Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm. 

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and  *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: easmith@hemlock.cray.com (Eric Smith)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Originator: easmith@hemlock
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:34:12 CDT


In article <1992Apr6.022239.972@uunet.uu.net>, ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh) writes:
> 
> LIES LIES LIES!!!  IT'S ALL LIES!  WE'RE REEEEEEEEALLY NOT HORRIBLE PEOPLE AT
> ALL!!!  THERE IS NO CAUSE FOR ALARM CITZEN!!!  I'M FROM YOUR GOVERNMENT AND
> I'M HERE TO HELP YOU!!!  BUT *OFFICER* SHE *PAYED* ME TO DO THAT!!!  I HAVE
> NEVER EVEN *HEARD* OF ANYONE NAMED DAN HORNER!!!
>

Hey little girl...want to wear some handcuffs??  ;)
-- 
Eric the Viking
Lil' Bro to Kristiina and Clare, Big Bro to Chris
Official Translator of the Romantic Fire Association
"Even English on this board needs translation, sometimes!"