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From: jberger@novell.com (John Berger)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Integrity
Date: 12 Nov 92 17:26:44 GMT
Organization: Novell, Inc.

In article <carlson.721539119@cwis> carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson) writes:
>Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 03:31:59 GMT
>
>	When Clinton spelled Capital in an official government memo, where
                             ^^^^^^^ 
Maybe you were expecting him to spell it "Kapital" like he learned in 
Moscow??

>	Gore thinks the internal combustion engine is public enemy number
>one (yet he rode the campain bus) and nobody barbs at him for his lunacy.

Gee, he carpooled with one engine and fifty people.

>	I guess I just wonder when the biased press is going to hold the
>same standards up against the people they set up in office.

Do you really think that they won't, once he actually takes office?  
Remember, he's not the president yet, just the president-elect.

John Berger
Remember:  JDQ is really a 'Toon.
From: mazzarel@spam.berkeley.edu (Ariel Mazzarelli)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Aren't we forgetting something?
Date: 6 Nov 1992 09:42:01 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Math. Department.
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In article <92310.182520KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> Kurt Ludwick <KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>In article <1d817kINNlcc@agate.berkeley.edu>, mazzarel@spam.berkeley.edu (Ariel
>Mazzarelli) says:
>
>>Bush didn't look so good tonight,  what with the landslide and the upcoming
>>court appearances and all.  Our boy might get his chance just yet.
>
>Landslide?  Ignoring the electoral college for a moment, LESS than HALF
>of the country voted for Clinton.  Meaning, MORE than HALF voted against him.
>
>I don't know what you guys are so happy about.  Clinton didn't win the
>election; Bush -lost- it.
           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Silly boy,  that WAS the landslide.  62% of the country (at least) telling
Bush and all those other Republitypes to get the hell out of our face.

And who knows how many others voted for Bush,  and are actually relieved that
he lost.  I think that lots of Republican voters just can't move their muscles
so as to avoid voting for Bush (some sort of congenital cerebellum thing).  
But our boy's concession speech was such a nice soothing event,  that even
they felt good the next day.

Remember,  from now on,  Bush will be mentioned in the same breath as Herbert
Hoover.  If we're good,  we'll get Reagan's name tied in with Warren Harding.
So you know what this means.  No Republitypes in the White House until AT LEAST
2012.

Aaaaahhh.... inhale,  then say it softly and with feeling.  Twenty more years.

Ariel
From: williams@herky.cs.uiowa.edu (Kent Williams)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Integrity
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:41:20 GMT
Organization: University of Iowa, Iowa City, IA, USA

From article <1992Nov12.160249.19366@ux1.cts.eiu.edu>, by cfthb@ux1.cts.eiu.edu (Howard Black):
> In article <carlson.721539119@cwis> carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson) writes:
>>
>>	When Clinton spelled Capital in an official government memo, where
>>were the English teacher journalists to pounce on him for it?
> 
>     I don't know what you're talking about here.  Documentation, please?
> 

OK Guys, at any rate I'm so sick of spelling jokes, flaming people who
mispell in posts, etc. etc. that I'm about to spin my head around and puke
split pea soup!!! Enough already.

The whole POINT of the spelling thing wasn't that the Veepster is a poor
speller, but rather that he mispelled a simple word, on camera, and a
2nd grader knew better than he did.

SO DROP IT.  Find a new hobby horse; this one's all wanked out.  After
January, Quayle will be just about as funny and au courant as a pet
rock anyway.  All those people who got into the Quayle-slagging
publishing business are going to be remaindered so fast THEIR heads
will spin.

--
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From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
Subject: Re: My Theory
Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 14:55:51 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.210339.14611@netcom.com>, madhaus@netcom.com 
(Maddi Hausmann) writes:
 
|> Do not attack these people.  They are fairly close to the
|> Kool-Aid ingestion stage, because they have been found out.

  Maddi, do you think that they will purchase their Kool-Aid in the 
  packet and mix it with water, sugar, and potassium cyanide?  

  Or, will they pay three times as much for the pre-mixed Kool-Aid
  in the bottle?


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews)
Subject: Re: Liberals Ripped My Flesh!
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Santa Clara Division
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 15:25:13 GMT

>>> Letterman--Top 10 Reasons Bush Lost the Election--
>>>>>#1 reason<<:
>>> 1) Quayle is no Stockdale
>>#2-Too many fucking liberals wanting a shit-load of hand-outs from Slick-Willy.
>>   Dave-Utah State
>Utah.  Need I say more?  Give me a fucking break, asshole.

Hey hey hey!  I wouldn't want Utah to win this award w/o a fight!  Idaho can
be just as conservative as Utah.  Bo Gritz, for example, did better in ID than
he did in UT (not that _I_ voted for him or anything...), so there.

NOTE:  This is from the person who was one of the two token liberals in MT.
W/ DQ, our man, visiting MT more than once during campaign season, and visiting
ID more than once as well, i figured B/Q were in some trouble.  MT went for
Clinton, which means that somehow there are fewer per capita liberals in ID
than there are in MT (amazement!!!)  Dan must have one them over w/ the, "One
thing i have in common w/ Idahoe... (dramatic pause) is the potatoe!"  As he
holds it up in his Hitler salute.
From: v22964qs@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Mike Cluff)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: A Classy Exit
Date: 5 Nov 92 23:24:00 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <D2150056.ht8hs9@erics.infoserv.com>, erics@infoserv.com writes...

>A classy little speech, true, but an exit? I'm not so sure. Remember
>he also said "Bill Clinton will be the president for the next four years."
>Don't be surprised if Danny has some ambition up his sleeve.

Heh.  Imagine the primaries in '96 when Quayle has to square off against the
likes of Kemp and perhaps Dole.  Ouch.  Maybe he'll beat Yammer Rudman by
the simple feat of being less boring.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: cfthb@ux1.cts.eiu.edu (Howard Black)
Subject: Re: All I have to say
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1992 17:14:08 GMT
Organization: Eastern Illinois University

In article <1992Nov6.155246.6682@rock.concert.net> toddwall@rock.concert.net (R. Todd Wall -- Catholic Diocese of Raleigh -- Computer Services) writes:
>
>I think the name of this group should be changed from alt.fan.dan-quayle to 
>			ALT.BASH.DAN-QUAYLE 
>
>This title seems more appropriate.

    You're new around here, aren't you?

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     Department of Chemistry                  Eastern Illinois Univ.
From: erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 09:34:44 PDT
Organization: Reigning Cats and Dogs
Reply-To: erics@infoserv.com
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mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:

> marca@ncsa.uiuc.edu (Marc Andreessen) writes:

> >mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:

> >   >If Bush is a "lame duck", then Quayl is a _____ ______.

> >   ...overly picked on soon-to-be-ex-Vice-President who you won't have
> >   to kick around anymore.

> >Besides, that's what Nixon said in '60, right?

> You're right. I didn't realize how close my statement was to what
> Nixon said.

Not quite. That's what Nixon said in 1962, when he confronted a roomful
of reporters after he lost the race for governor of California ("Gentlemen,
this is my last press conference. You won't have Dick Nixon to kick
around anymore.").

If Nixon knew how much he was going to be kicked around after that,
maybe he would have stuck to his pledge. I think we will have Quayle
to kick around for a while more. Remember, he's only 45, so we may have
to put up with him for a long time to come.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson)
Subject: Re: What? Bill Clinton plays golf?
Organization: Carleton University
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 01:20:00 GMT

In <1992Nov11.002049.1743@netcom.com> jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer) writes:

>I can't believe what I saw on TV the other night - Bill Clinton playing
>golf? From what I read on this newsgroup I thought that golf was the 
>province only of rich Republicans who lorded it over their poorer 
>brethren. Amazing, after 4 years of hearing liberals attack Quayle for
>playing golf at country clubs, here we have Clinton playing golf at 
>a country club. Well, will wonders never cease!

Now, now, John, you'll just encourage them. I'm sure there's a
reasonable explanation for this. Perhaps it was image matting done
by the conservative media? <g>

Michael
From: imam@yoko.rutgers.edu (Adil S. Imam)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Mr. Quayle's Future Plans
Keywords: no more potatoes :-(
Date: 5 Nov 92 21:05:00 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


- From clarinews@clarinet.com (UPI) Wed Nov  4 14:56:18 1992
- 
- INDIANAPOLIS (UPI) -
- 	...
- 	Quayle was not specific about what he might do if he returns to
- Indiana.
- 	``I'll still be out on the playing field in some sort of way,'' he

[Please insert some funny comments here - I don't feel like adding
them since I am too saddened by the fact that this newsgroup is going
to end soon - Can't we keep it alive, maybe, as someone suggested, by
posting all the politician.weasel, politician.deer-in-the-eyes things
here??]

- said. ``And I look forward to the public debate on a lot of issues.''
- 	He was philosophical about losing the election.

[Some more good comments could be added here...]

- 	``I'd much rather be victorious, but a lot of times character is
- strengthened and developed during difficult times, during times of
- defeat,'' he said.

-Adil
-- 

Adil S. Imam
Department of Computer Science,
Rutgers University,
New Brunswick, NJ 08903.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis)
Subject: Re: Party in Baghdad
Keywords: Dip, California; hats, party; Brie, wheel of
Organization: HAC - Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 06:08:54 GMT

In article <1992Nov6.055700.19677@news.columbia.edu> egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
>In article <icPRTB9w165w@Blue.Kludge.COM> alizard@Blue.Kludge.COM (A.Lizard) writes:
>>train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge) writes:
>>
>>>   George Bush warned a crowd of supporters that, if Bill Clinton is
>>>   elected, 500,000 people will take part in a massive celebration of
>>>   Bush's defeat in Baghdad.

And President Bush was right, all ov those blood-thirsty savages in Iraq
have had one heck of a party in the streets with Saddam WhosInsane standing
up on a platform.  I wouldn't be at all suprised if those Iraqi's make the
song "(Can you blow your saxophone) Billy Boy" (you uninformed liberals can 
hear it if you wish to be properly educated on the Rush Limbaugh show, heard
all over the country on the Excellence In Broadcasting (EIB) network, or, you
can watch his television show and watch the video of the Iraqis dancing to
that song.  

At least I won't feel guilty for voting for Clinton after he's wrecked the
country, I'll leave those guilt feelings to the liberals who enjoy feeling 
guilty even when they don't need to. :-) :-) :-)  I'm still glad that I 
voted for President Bush, even though he lost the election (no thanks to
the liberal media who ran this election).  Have fun crying!

>You can't prove a thing.  They've shredded all the Dept. of
>Agriculture shipping receipts that might have said "5,000 blue
>balloons -- S. Hussein."

No, the leaders of the Liberal Media for Unsettling Change (which, change, by
the way, is all that people will have in their pockets, if they're lucky, when
Clinton and Gore get finished) did not shred the receipts.  They still have
them and are looking for a way to plant them in the Whitehouse (soon to be
the Redhouse) before President Bush leaves office so that he can be blamed
for it.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: storm@cs.mcgill.ca (Marc WANDSCHNEIDER)
Subject: Re: Quayle quote - tax and spend liberal
Organization: SOCS - McGill University, Montreal, Canada
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 15:59:23 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.154309.17102@husc3.harvard.edu> chan4@husc10.harvard.edu (Derek Chan) writes:
>
>So, is Quayle trying to distance himself from ol' George and Pat?  Hmmmm.
>Quayle in '96?  Speculations, anyone?


	Yes:  He runs in '96 and gets CRUSHED in the first Primary.

	ToodlepiP!
	Marc 'em.
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: Re: YOU MAKE THE CALL
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 21:21:53 GMT

Ariel Mazzarelli writes:

> It is Monday,  December 14,  1992.  You are a member of the California
> delegation to the Electoral College.  [If you have a deer brain,  you are 
> reminded that Clinton carried California.]  Today you will cast your vote
> for the next president of the US.  You and the other state delegates are
> gathered in the state capital,  Sacramento,  eagerly anticipating the
> historical moment.
> 
> Although tradition and voter intent compel you to vote for Clinton,  you are
> not legally obligated to do so.
> 
> One of the traditions on this day is that you listen to some speeches before
> voting.  Among the featured speakers is lame duck President George Bush.
> 
> When Bush comes on,  he announces that,  should the electoral college vote
> against him,  he will resign the office immediately.
> 
> You know what that means.
> 
> Four more years of Bush,  or six weeks of Dan.
> 
> You make the call.
> 
> Ariel

Okay, I'll bite.  I'm going out on a limb here -- this should be interesting!

I vote for Clinton.

As bad as things might be under Our Dan, I'm not sure after four years of
the unbridled cynicism of George Herbert Walker Bush (the man, after all,
who gave us Dan) that Dan would be any worse.  I think that a lot of my posts
to a.f.d.-q. have reflected this attitude.  In fact, I'd even consider
(CONSIDER, mind you) taking six weeks of Dan over six weeks of Bush.

And try to hold my breath for the next six weeks!  }8-)

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu
From: elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Maybe we won't miss Dan so much...
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 13:15:16 CST
Organization: Minas Tirith BBS (Public Access Usenet for New Orleans)

liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu) writes:

> In article <egZ1TB1w165w@mintir.new-orleans.la.us> elendil@mintir.new-orleans
> >asurpren@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (aimee surprenant) writes:
> >
> >> Hey, did you hear that Al and Tipper got lost in the woods
> >> in Virginia yesterday?
> >>
> >> Maybe we won't miss Dan so much!
> >>
> >> -Aimee
> >
> >Yeah, Al, Tipper, and 30-40 SS agents lost in the woods.  How romantic!  It'
> >the kind of thing that makes even a liberal like me kinda want to start
> >a.f.a-g!
> >
> >
> are they going to grandma's house or something?
> I hope 30-40 SS agents are enough to take care of the big bad wolf.

30-40 SS agents are enough to take care of the armies of most small
countries...



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From: madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann)
Subject: Quayle Roast
Organization: Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 01:38:39 GMT

Don Coolidge suggested that we hold some sort of "good-bye" celebration,
both for our not-so-esteemed VP and for a.f.d-q, the newsgroup.

I was wondering about appropriate days for such an event.  We could
have simultaneous Gore-Swore-In parties throughout the land, or have
an early party when the Electoral College makes the results "official."

Anyway, Don and I represent the Bay Area contingent (which proudly voted
George and Dan OUT by a LOT), and maybe someone can find Dhanesh for a
Massachusetts Mop-Up, and many more celebrations can be held!

So, what say you?  Let's go out happy!

-- 
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Humorist, Satirist, Tech Writer.  Take your pick.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: cka52397@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Slartibartfast)
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 08:28:03 GMT

In article <92317.005150KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu (Kurt Ludwick) writes:
>In article <D2150056.i7lnpj@erics.infoserv.com>, erics@infoserv.com (Eric S.
>Smith) says:
>
>>I don't think Dan would allow himself to be interviewed by a reporter
>>who was less sympathetic to his political viewpoint, someone who wouldn't
>>toss him softballs so he could appear to hit home runs. But then again,
>
>You think Chris Wallace is overly sympathetic to the Quayles' viewpoint?
>He interviewed them a couple months ago on ABC, and asked some tougher
>questions.  I certainly don't think Dan is sick of the media.
>
>>> "The Reagan Revolution ended on Tuesday, not because it was overwhelmed by
>>> a superior army of counter-revolutionaries, but because the fight had gone
>>> out of its soldiers, and its heir, George Bush, did not truly believe in it.
>
>>This is of course totally incorrect. This election was decided quite
>
>No, it -is- correct.  Bush abandoned everything Reagan had done, and that's
>why he failed.
>
>>some time ago, when it became obvious to a large number of the working
>>people in the electorate that the "Reagan revolution" had failed to
>>provide the economic security that it had promised them.
>
>When Bush ended 'Reaganomics', the economy went south.  No surprise.

	Qualify this.  The current problem w/ the economy is NOT a recession.
It is a ****DEPRESSION***.  The main difference is not severity, of course,
but (as _TIME_ reported) cause.  The cause is the loads of debt caused by the
1980's.  The debt was created because of the deregulation of the Banking and
S&L industry.  (A Reagan Thing, although passed in 1980)  Banks were allowed
to make stupid loans, and they couldn't recoup.  This basically sucked for all
of us.  Now, the economyu wants to pull out of the recession, but banks won't 
lend, with interest rates even as low as they are.  Thus, new capital can't be
created, leading to stagnation and periods of negligeable to nil real growth.
Supply-side economics, like Communism, interestingly enough, holds faith in 
the premise that man is good, and inherently selfless.  Voodoo economics says
that as the rich get richer, the poor will benefit from teh things that the 
rich do, since the rich will give them a share of the pie.  The rich didn't in
the '80's and so the poor got poorer.  Supply-side economics isn't fiscal
conservatism, it is stupid.

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From: tz10956@meibm3.cen.uiuc.edu (Thomas Zych)
Subject: Re: SAM.ZIP
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 15:48:21 GMT

alizard@Blue.Kludge.COM (A.Lizard) writes:

>It's available from compuserve and america-on-line, it's about a quarter
>meg, and it's a US budget simulator... you can play the balance the
>budget game yourself... if's freeware... 

Is this available via anonymous FTP anywhere?  If not, could some kind soul
please upload it?

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From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: A walk in the woods with Al and Tipper
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 15:19:04 GMT

Well, I guess the interests of fairness dictate that I mention this, since
I haven't seen it brought up in a.f.d.-q. yet.  Has anyone else seen or
heard the news item about Al and Tipper Gore getting lost in the woods in
West Virginia?  Any details available?

C'mon, Al, you're not supposed to start acting like the Vice President
until January 20th!  }8-)

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu

  I wonder if they saw any deer in the woods!