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From: keith@cco.caltech.edu (Keith Allan Schneider)
Subject: Re: dave's love life
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 19:51:39 GMT

mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:

>dlcogswe@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Dan Cogswell) writes:


>>Are you sure you're not thinking about Paul?  :-)  (He's married...)

>I know what a trekie is..but what do you call us?

>Hmm...BTW..any good letterman fan would know
>paul is married...there was that episode where everytime
>the camera panned over to paul..it would say under the screen:
>"SORRY GIRLS..HE IS MARRIED"
                 ~~~~~~~~~~~

I think that should be 's taken.
keith
From: unknown@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (tuu)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Letterman's plans
Date: 2 Sep 92 00:25:56 GMT
Organization: University of California; Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: ucscb.ucsc.edu


In article <-7jnj8c.genie@netcom.com> genie@netcom.com (The Genie) writes:
}Note: Did you know that NBC is owned by General Electric?

	Why do you point this out?  If someone's a Letterman fan and doesn't
know this, they must be pretty dense!
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Subject: Re: So what's his ABC show about?
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 2 Sep 92 21:03:35 GMT
 <1992Sep2.010038.17588@newshost.unh.edu> <1992Sep2.014200.22561@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Distribution: usa

mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:

>maybe now that chris elliot got dead <for real this time>..hell come
>crying back to dave for his job..

If Chris Elliot returned to Letterman's show, the rivers would
run with milk and honey, and a new Golden Age would begin.  The
peoples of the earth would sing out in joy and harmony, and hope
Chris does the Guy Under the Seats thing again.

"Bad news, Dave... Tube 5 just collapsed."
-- 
Matt McIrvin, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA
From: jlabree@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Dick Sequoia)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Dave 'n' Cher
Summary: Larry Bud Melman
Date: 4 Sep 92 07:20:36 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of California, San Diego


In article <RGM.92Sep3234315@cory.Berkeley.EDU> rgm@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Rob Menke) writes:
>If I remember correctly, this was a running gag for WEEKS after that.
>Anytime a guest would balk at a question, he'd quickly insert "Of
>course, you realize that only an a**hole would ask you that," or
>"Don't forget, I'm an a**hole."
>--
>"When you're serious about having	|  Robert Menke
> fun, it's not much fun at all!"	|    rgm@cory.berkeley.edu
>		-- Calvin & Hobbes	|    ...!ucbvax!cory!rgm



I don't remember how long afterwards they did this one, but they
did this bit where they said Cher was a surprise guest or something,
and she'd be coming on after the commercial break.   Dave seemed
surprised, as if she was really there.  So, after the commercial 
break, they make a big production out of it, and Larry Bud Melman
comes out and says, "Dave, you're an asshole."  I thought that
was one of the classic Late Night moments.  Anyone remember that?


-=jon=-

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: derrick@sdc.com (Derrick Davis)
Subject: Re: In Living Color ripoffs of Dave...
Organization: Systems Development Corporation
Distribution: world,local
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 21:47:44 GMT

In article <1836s3INNf1v@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> unknown@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (tuu) writes:
>
>In article <0095FFF0.6E6207D8@VIOLET.CCIT.ARIZONA.EDU> i34183289@VIOLET.CCIT.ARIZONA.EDU writes:
>}  Something I thought was very weird was when In Living Color started doing
>}the bit with the guy who was cop but had no body (only a head).
>}  I remember Dave once did a sketch called Head of Homicide which precluded
>}ILC's by a few years.  Dave's was much funnier.
>}  And I won't begin to compare Homey the Clown and the original 
>}  Flunky the Clown.....
>
>	A bunch of the old writers for Letterman are now ILC writers.

That must explain why Dave doesn't seem to be as intresting as it used to a couple
years ago.  I fugured that he must have lost some writers?  Viva La FOX!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Dennis Miller on the Emmys
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 00:28:12 GMT

Can't we just put aside our petty differences
and get down to accomplishing something REALLY
important?  Like getting Jay Leno the FUCK off
of television?

				--Blair
				  "Cutting through the
				   bullshit with a billion-
				   candlepower spotlight."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: christo@bcarh803.BNR.CA (Mark Christopher)
Subject: Re: Kaufman
Reply-To: christo@bnr.ca
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 21:13:50 GMT

In article <2SEP199215333465@sigma.tamu.edu>, krm3611@sigma.tamu.edu
(Ken McWatters) writes:
...
|>   Also on another topic, anybody notice Dave's brush with death on the 10th 
|>Anniversary clip from his locomotive destruction segment?  In one scene where
|>the train is about to smash some GE fluorescent lights, Dave poses in
front of
|>the lights and steps off the track, never even looking at the train. 
The train
|>couldn't have missed him by more than 10 feet.

That was one night I taped the show and I watched that part of the show
about a dozen times in slow motion.  At this speed, it was apparent that
it was video trickery -- Dave was not as close to the locomotive as the
image you saw suggested.

-- 
Mark Christopher        Bell-Northern Research          christo@bnr.ca
From: curtiws@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Letterman listeeeeeee
Date: 2 Sep 92 02:09:50 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

Man i love that CRazzzzzzzy mailman.


Oh letterman... He's alright too i guess







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From: steveg@teal.csn.org (Steve Genoff)
Subject: Does Dave know ? ( was Re: Top 10 Copyright
Organization: Colorado SuperNet, Inc.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 03:03:50 GMT

In article <9209020110.aa21063@Bonnie.ics.uci.edu> louisp@Bonnie.ICS.UCI.EDU (Mike Perez) writes:
 [...]
>You never know, he answers so many weird letters that maybe, just maybe he will
>answer a letter from his loyal UseNet fans!!  What better way to receive
 [...]
>Do you suppose he has an E-mail box?

  Do you suppose that Dave knows he has a UseNet following ? A newsgroup
dedicated to total Dave worship ?  I'm sure he'd get a kick out of it...

  Wow, wouldn't it be neat if Dave posted somehting HERE ????

   STeve





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From: shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan Hagan)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: "Latka freaking out"...
Keywords: latka, who else
Date: 4 Sep 92 14:46:08 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

christ@cie.uoregon.edu (Christian G. Smith) writes:

>In article <1992Sep2.024705.2543@infonode.ingr.com> bbrown@infonode.ingr.com (Bailey Brown) writes:


>  Heh!  Excellent...Is Andy Kaufman dead now?  Do you know what he died of?

Andy Kaufman died of lung cancer, but I don't remember when.  The
ironic thing was that he didn't smoke.

-- 
Susan R. Hagan (shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu) 
Publications Coordinator - User Services
Rutgers University Computing Services
From: ajay@miro.Berkeley.EDU (Ajay Sreekanth)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Opening computer graphics animation on LATE NIGHT
Date: 4 Sep 1992 07:38:57 GMT
Organization: University of California at Berkeley
Reply-To: ajay@miro.Berkeley.EDU (Ajay Sreekanth)
NNTP-Posting-Host: miro.berkeley.edu


In article <mcirvin.715557491@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>
>*Great* texture mapping on the Moon, though.  I admire the self-control
>of the people who made that sequence for not putting in a teapot
>anywhere.

Yes, but I've noticed that as the moon is just about disappearing off screen,
the texture begins to "swim".  Well, maybe my TV needs to be replaced :-)


In article <186mkdINN6m@agate.berkeley.edu> ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202) writes:
>
>Huhh???  I don't get it, is this some inside computer graphics/topology
>(i.e. coffee cup <=> doughnut) joke?

Kind of.  The "Utah teapot" was modelled at the Univ. of Utah and gained
prominence/notoriety when it was used as a benchmark in all their papers.
Virtually all computer-generated images in the late 70's and early 80's
featured the famous teapot, and hence it has passed into graphics
folklore.  Incidentally, I believe that the original teapot now resides 
in the Boston Computer Museum.


ObLetterman:  Why did Dave suddenly begin to refer to Hal Gurnee as
"Racing Legend"?  I was quite amused the first time I heard it, and
figured that Dave slipped it in as a gag, but since he keeps repeating
it, I wonder if there's more to this that I'm unaware of.


-Ajay
(ajay@cs.berkeley.edu)

"I don't sing, I don't dance, and I don't like people who do."
                                     - David Letterman
From: pearl@sw.stratus.com (Dan Pearl)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Dave's suits
Date: 2 Sep 92 20:13:41 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

And the "Suit of Suet".  Dave wandered in a pen filled with barnyard
animals, in anticipation of them feeding off of the suit...They just ignored
him and the suit.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: dmatt@iastate.edu (Daniel I Matt)
Subject: Re: Last night's show (9/1/92): Sarah Jessica Parker
Keywords: homely, freaky-looking bitch
Organization: hardly any
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 08:30:31 GMT

In article <mjenkins.715465064@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>In <1992Sep2.192128.18365@news.acns.nwu.edu> mjamroz@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Margaret Jamroz) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Sep2.181125.18423@cas.org> kxh26@cas.org (Kenneth D. Huffman) writes:
>>>In article <182sqbINN54s@agate.berkeley.edu> wft@soda.berkeley.edu (William F. Tell) writes:
>>>>Hey did anyone notice how friendly Letterman and Sarah Jessica Parker
>>>>were to each other?  I think there's something there.
>
>>Frankly, I'm fascinated with his relationship with Sandra Bernhardt.  I think
>>she scares him.
>
>She scares EVERYBODY!

   Yeah, no kidding.  I DARE you to take a look at the latest Playboy!  Yikes!!
From: rgm@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Rob Menke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Dave 'n' Cher
Date: 4 Sep 92 06:43:15 GMT
	<1992Sep3.025038.27478@athena.mit.edu> <BtzIrL.H0o@me.utoronto.ca>
	<184b9nINNg4t@agate.berkeley.edu>
Distribution: usa
Organization: TEAM CS -- Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!
In-reply-to: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu's message of 3 Sep 92 06:28:07 GMT

In article <184b9nINNg4t@agate.berkeley.edu>
ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202) writes:

   You forgot the best part.  After they came back from commercial, Letterman
   said something like:  "We're back.  Cher is here with us and of course
   you know what I am."

If I remember correctly, this was a running gag for WEEKS after that.
Anytime a guest would balk at a question, he'd quickly insert "Of
course, you realize that only an a**hole would ask you that," or
"Don't forget, I'm an a**hole."
--
"When you're serious about having	|  Robert Menke
 fun, it's not much fun at all!"	|    rgm@cory.berkeley.edu
		-- Calvin & Hobbes	|    ...!ucbvax!cory!rgm
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From: jmwojtal@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Wojo)
Subject: Re: Dave 'n' Cher
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 11:32:17 GMT

I remember a few years after that, Cher was supposed to be on his show, but
had to cancel it because she was too sick to attend, even though she played
in concert that night.  So during the show, he announced that Cher has just
came in, and when Dave introduced Cher, Larry "Bud" Melman(sp?) came in.  He
sat down on the guest seat and said "You know what, you are an a*****e" and
walked off.



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From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Opening computer graphics animation on LATE NIGHT
Date: 4 Sep 1992 03:53:49 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu

In article <mcirvin.715557491@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu
(Mcirvin) writes:
}                                              I admire the self-control
}of the people who made that sequence for not putting in a teapot
}anywhere.

Huhh???  I don't get it, is this some inside computer graphics/topology
(i.e. coffee cup <=> doughnut) joke?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: christo@bcarh803.BNR.CA (Mark Christopher)
Subject: Re: In Living Color ripoffs of Dave...
Reply-To: christo@bnr.ca
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 21:19:54 GMT

In article <0095FFF0.6E6207D8@VIOLET.CCIT.ARIZONA.EDU>
i34183289@VIOLET.CCIT.ARIZONA.EDU writes:
|>  Something I thought was very weird was when In Living Color started doing
|>the bit with the guy who was cop but had no body (only a head).
|>  I remember Dave once did a sketch called Head of Homicide which precluded
                                                                   ^^^predated
|>ILC's by a few years.  Dave's was much funnier.
|>  And I won't begin to compare Homey the Clown and the original 
|>  Flunky the Clown.....

And what was the deal with the spanish speaking dentist skits?
Can anyone who understands spanish who saw the skits tell us if
Dave was actually saying anything??

Ten points for the person who can name when/where Dave said:

	Vo est der laudner struben?

-- 
Mark Christopher        Bell-Northern Research          christo@bnr.ca
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: Joanna L. Castillo <pefv702@perv.pe.utexas.edu>
Subject: Re: Fave Dave Quotes
X-Xxdate: Thu, 3 Sep 92 23:40:04 GMT
Organization: UT Petroleum Engineering Dept.
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 21:40:25 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.211301.1883@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> Steven M Casburn,
scasburn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu writes:
>     How about the night Dave had those "Hallmark" cards? I remember his 
>wedding anniversary one: "When I think of all the years we've been married, I 
>long for the release that death will bring."
>     Now *that's* comedy!

Hey!  Look at my .sig!  From the same night!

>    Steve Casburn (scasburn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)

Joanna.

| \____ ----- ____/           |  "Let's just be friends -- friends   |
|      ( o o )                |  who never talk or see each other."  |
|       \   /   Gus-ball!!    |      - David Letterman, 7-22-92      |
|        (_)  Hook 'em Horns! |           pefv702@perv.pe.utexas.edu |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: christo@bcarh803.BNR.CA (Mark Christopher)
Subject: Re: Top Ten Lists
Reply-To: christo@bnr.ca
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 14:37:17 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.064431.22491@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>,
dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams) writes:
|>IK20001@MAINE.MAINE.EDU writes:
|> >I would think there'd be no problem at all, except that top ten
|> >lists are published in book format too.  Thus, Carson Productions 
|> >would *not* want to see any of them pass into the public domain.


Well, book one says:

	All "Late Night with David Letterman" program excerpts,
	photographs and other material are property of NBC.
	Copyright 1990 National Broadcasting Company, Inc.
	All rights reserved.

	An excerpt from the book appeared in _Playboy_ magazine.

	... Pocket Books colophon ...

	Copyright 1990 by National Broadcasting Company, Inc and
	Cardboard Shoe Productions, Inc.

|>"carson productions"???   Just who the hell's top ten lists are you 
|>talking about?  Who gives a rats ass about carson productions??  Nobody!

No mention of Carson Productions in the first book.  Or Worldwide Pants
either, but that only started in 1990...  I suspect Carson Productions
was only involved in the [profits from the] actual video production of
the show.


|>WORLDWIDE PANTS, Inc. is the *only* company that matters.  Besides, that 
|>Carson is so damn old, he probably can't even count to 10 anymore!  :->

I wouldn't bet on that.  I bet he could easily count to $10M...


-- 
Mark Christopher        Bell-Northern Research          christo@bnr.ca
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: >>>> MY NEWSGROUP <<<<
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 15:48:48 GMT

cokin@aludra.usc.edu (Darren Cokin) writes:

>YOU LYING RAT BASTARD!!!

heh...now that rachel guy thinks he/she created this group.

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From: selent@fraser.sfu.ca (Frank S.)
Subject: Why did A&E cancel Letterman reruns?
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 05:00:35 GMT


Personally, that was my favorite part about that network.  I don't know
why they cancelled it.  I think they would have more people watching
DAVE instead of the New Wilderness.  

I don't understand what's up with A&E?  Hopefully they will bring the
old DAVE shows back they were great.

Does anyone know the address of A&E, so I can complain about their
cancellation of DAVE? 


Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: christo@bcarh803.BNR.CA (Mark Christopher)
Subject: Re: "Latka freaking out"...
Keywords: latka, who else
Reply-To: christo@bnr.ca
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 20:20:33 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.015129.11290@nntp.uoregon.edu>,
christ@cie.uoregon.edu (Christian G. Smith) writes:
|> Ah, I just remembered his name: Andy Kaufman (sp?)...He play-
|>ed 'Latka' on the television show Taxi.  I think it was on    
|>Dave's ninth or tenth annaversary show that they showed a bunch
|>of clips from previous seasons...One of them having Dave talking
|>to Andy Kaufman and some BIG burly pirate-looking dude.
...

That was on the 10th anniversary show.  There was no ninth
anniversary show.  Before the 8th anniversary show Dave was
saying "we're not going to have a ninth anniversary show.
After the 8th, we're going straight to the 10th."

-- 
Mark Christopher        Bell-Northern Research          christo@bnr.ca
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: pierres@microsoft.com (Pierre Stromberg)
Subject: Re: Letterman's plans
Date: 03 Sep 92 00:50:01 GMT
Organization: Sausage, SPAM, Baked Beans, and SPAM Incorporated.

In article <-7jnj8c.genie@netcom.com> genie@netcom.com (The Genie) writes:
>As far as Letterman's future plans are concerned, I think it's still
>up in the air, although I've heard that he'll probably work
>out something with ABC.  The rumor is that ABC will air his
>show at the same tim as the Tonight Show.  Should be an
>interesting dual...
>Note: Did you know that NBC is owned by General Electric?
>Gene


     Yeah, but what about Ted Koppel ? Is he going to bolt from Nightline
if they give Dave his spot ?



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From: steinman@me.utoronto.ca (David Steinman)
Subject: Re: Dave- a ninny among animals...
Keywords: simply put, monkeys
Organization: UofT Mechanical Engineering
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 04:15:48 GMT

christ@cie.uoregon.edu (Christian G. Smith) writes:

>  For some reason, a guy has brought two monkeys on the show.  They're
>like spider monkeys, or some other small breed.  And the female one's 

It was actually a very creepy lady who had "trained" these (rhesus?)
monkeys, sorta like the Alba Ballard of primates.  Very surreal, like
something out of a bad sideshow (one of us, one of us... :-)

>  It was so funny.  Just the image of this cute little monkey in a dress
>angrily trying to attack Dave.  Anyone else seen it?  So funny, there should 
>be some law against it.

It was hysterical.  But I don't necessarily blame Dave.  If some
unpredictable primate with nasty little sharp teeth kept making a beeline
for me, I'd get pissed off too, and I'd stay away from the little monster.
--
Dave!
From: wft@soda.berkeley.edu (William F. Tell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Here's the latest...
Date: 2 Sep 1992 17:06:59 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu

I think Letterman should go to ABC.  I had at one time thought that
Monday Night Football would be a problem, but then Dave doesn't do
a new episode on Monday nights anyway.  He could move to ABC and
maintain his same weekly schedule without worrying about a late
running football game delaying the starting time of the show.

William F. Tell
UC Berkeley

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: So what's his ABC show about?
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 00:24:16 GMT

mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:

>mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:

>>maybe now that chris elliot got dead <for real this time>..hell come
>>crying back to dave for his job..

>If Chris Elliot returned to Letterman's show, the rivers would
>run with milk and honey, and a new Golden Age would begin.  The
>peoples of the earth would sing out in joy and harmony, and hope
>Chris does the Guy Under the Seats thing again.

I'll be down here...waiting dave...waiiiiting.

THE BEST SKIT I can remember is where Bill is making the croud
cheer for no reason..so dave says "Leave them alone"..and takes biff out
for a 'drive'....then Bill eats the salt & slim jims, and dave ends up
killing him (if you dont know the details..forget it..but the parts
in between the ones I specified were TOO funny)
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