From: patricia@pete.uucp (Patricia Peterson)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC:  Another Spotting Tad Scenario
Keywords: Tad, pile-up at PVH
Date: 3 Jan 93 17:37:51 GMT
Reply-To: patricia%pete%nicmad%astroatc.uucp@spool.cs.wisc.edu
Organization: My system in Madison WI

robin@ntmtv.UUCP (Robin Coutellier) writes:

> It occurred to me (even before today's episode, where Tad said hello to
> his little bro) that the hospital is the most logical place for all the
> women in his life to bump into him.  Near the 4th floor nurses station in
> front of the elevator is the prime meeting place, so let's say that:
> 
>       o Opal is recuperating from giving birth
> 
>       o Nora/Nola is recuperating from her heart attack
> 
>       o Dixie is visiting Opal 
> 
>       o Ruth is, of course, at work
> 
>       o Brooke has Tempo business at the hospital
> 
>       o Marian Colby, having heard that Ms. Orsini is in town for a
>         while and may want real estate, comes to the hospital to visit
>           her and strong-arm her into buying Natalie's now-vacant
>         penthouse.
> 
>       o Erica has come out of her coma and is being wheeled out for
>         tests.
> 
>       Tad walks up to Ruth in front of the elevator to ask about his
>       mother.  Ruth looks up, says "TAD!!!" and faints dead away.  
>       The elevator door opens, Brooke steps out, sees Tad, says "TAD!!!"
>       and faints dead away, falling on top of Ruth.  Opal and Dixie are 
>       taking a walk, they both see Tad, scream "TAD!!!" and faint dead 
>       away, falling on top of Ruth and Brooke.  Meanwhile, Nola/Nora 
>       (against doctor's orders) decides to take a walk, and walks up to 
>       Tad just as Joe rounds the corner, see's Tad and says "My God, it's 
>       my long lost son Tad!  We thought you had DIED!!!" (he does not
>       faint dead away, because men on soaps don't do that.  He does,
>       however, sit down quickly on the convenient stack of unconscious
>       women at Tad's feet).  Nola/Nora screams "TED!!!" and faints dead 
>       away on the top of the heap (across Joe's lap).  Marian steps off
>       the elevator, sees Tad, has a screaming orgasm and faints dead
>       away, carefully maneuvering Nola/Nora onto the floor first so
>       that SHE can be across Joe's lap.  Erica wheels around the corner 
>       and says "Well, my goodness, it's Tad -- we thought you were dead!".  
>       Not having boinked him or given birth to him either physically or 
>       spiritually, she remains seated, with an archly questioning look at 
>       the pile-up at the fourth floor nurses station.
> 
>       Ted looks at the pile of women (plus Joe) at his feet and says 
>       "Who's Tad?"
> 
> Hope everyone is having or has had great holidays!
> 
Robin, what a scream this is, I love it.  I can just picture Tad's face
while all this is going on.    By the way this is my saving grace.  I have 
been at this t3erminal since 8am trying to catch up on the 1500 posts that
accumulated during Christmas vacation.  I don't have a kill file with this
system.

Patricia

> 
> 

Patricia Peterson   (608)273-4573
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