HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Really Ugly Borders
Date: 8 Jan 93 21:00:56 GMT
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501

Some new innovations are taking place outside normal a.f.w territory.
I could stretch a point and include the silly signoff's each of these has
(rendering them less readable in the process), but I'd rather show how
they manage to annoy so thoroughly in such an economy of space.

>Enjoy!
>
>--
>--Chuck Delaney              Health Sciences Center for Educational Resources
>--                           T-262D Health Sciences, M/S SB-56
>--(206) 685-1178             University of Washington
>--cdelaney@u.washington.edu  Seattle, Washington  98195

Neat camouflaging of the line between signoff and sig.


>--
>|                    H. Mike Rice    |    elf_______________________
>| |  dsc9hmr@bumed10.med.navy.mil    |         Empowerment through
>|_|_____    rice@access.digex.com    |             Education !
>  |_______                           |______________________________

Mr. Rice is making an attempt to get beyond the box format for sigs 
with a more free floating border. The result is... confused. 



>--
>&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
>& Bill Nelson   & Alice: Cheshire Puss, Would you tell me, please, which &
>&               &        way I ought to go from here?                    &
>& AT&T Paradyne & Cat:   That depends a great deal on where you want to  &


Now we're getting ugly. Picture the border in flashing bold on a 
PET computer for the original.


>--
>@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
>@  Steve Plemmons                    As a former fetus, I oppose          @
>@  plemmons@mth.msu.edu              abortion! - Living Epistles Shirt    @
>@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Trully this is crude, clumsy and ugly. 

If it were possible to send mailbombs through the net, I am certain
Mr. Plemmons would be a common target.


--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: a gift to the warlords
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 03:38:51 GMT

In article <1993Jan08.023028.18591@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>
> [ long long sig, then he tells us who put him to it: ]
>
>/////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
>\\***************The Meach Made Me Do It!*****************//
>/////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

I tell ya, The Meach has a lot to answer for!

(But I'll forgive ya, Meach, if ya tell me what ya said to my mailer to
make him sulk.)

          The Rhealist - nadeau@bnr.ca - BNR doesn't warlord!
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: more depression
Date: 10 Jan 93 15:18:15 GMT
	<1993Jan7.190444.5327@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
	<OKES.93Jan8140528@SunLab44.essex.ac.uk>
	<1993Jan8.174055.25629@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu's message of 8 Jan 93 17:40:55 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.174055.25629@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
| In article <OKES.93Jan8140528@SunLab44.essex.ac.uk> okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke) writes:
| >My favourite is to uuencode a core file, split it into ~10K chunks and mail
| >each chunk with a random subject line.
| >
| actually, more fun would be to uuencode the jargon file..
|
But the jargon file is only about 1100K, and the corefiles we get here
are ~8 Meg.

--
Simon Oke, 3rd year Computer Science
undergraduate at the University of Essex, UK.
From: tam@furry.lonestar.org (Todd A. Murray)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Postscript files
Date: 10 Jan 93 21:47:51 GMT
Organization: Small Furry Animals Unlimited, Plano TX
X-NewsSoftware: GRn 1.16f (10.17.92) by Mike Schwartz & Michael B. Smith

In article <2575@cix.cict.fr> besse@cix.cict.fr (Philippe Besse) writes:
> I got problems with postscript files. After uudecode, ... 
> they are damaged. It seems that a lot of information are lost 
> throw Atlantic Ocean ... Is it possible to get them by means of ftp ?
> Thanks
> -- 
>                                  o
>                                    
>                               o
>                                 o
>   -----------------------------o ------------------------------------------
>  |  Philippe Besse             || |||||||||                CNRS U.A. D0745 |
>  |   Laboratoire de            |||| o   o ||     Universit'e Paul Sabatier |
>  |    Statistique et           || |||| ||||         118, route de Narbonne |
>  |      Probabilit'es          ||    ||||             31062 Toulouse cedex |
>  |  Email: besse@cix.cict.fr   ||||||| |||                          France |
>  |  Tel: (33)61.55.61.42                              Fax: (33)61.55.60.89 |
>   -------------------------------------------------------------------------

Does anyone have any idea what this is?  It looks like some horrible creature
has invaded his signature and has punctured the border, letting all of the
whitespace leak out one drop at a time.  Maybe this horrible monster messed up
the Postscript files as well.  I bet that when the monster is done, the .sig
will look like this:

>   -----------------                 (burp!)               -----------------
>  |  Philippe Besse \           || |||||||||      ________/ CNRS U.A. D0745 |
>  |   Laboratoire de \          |||| o   o ||    /Universit'e Paul Sabatier |
>  |    Statistique et \         || |||| ||||     |   118, route de Narbonne |
>  |      Probabilit'es \_____   ||    ||||       |     31062 Toulouse cedex |
>  |  Email: besse@cix.cict.fr\  ||||||| |||      |                   France |
>  |  Tel: (33)61.55.61.42     \                  |     Fax: (33)61.55.60.89 |
>   -------------------------------------------------------------------------

-- 
Todd A. Murray - tam@furry.lonestar.org
"I want to decide who lives and who dies." -- Crow from MST3K
From: ovr@lk-hp-5.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Miehi{ ja vaimoja (SPOILER?)
Date: 8 Jan 1993 18:02:14 GMT
Organization: L{nsi-Uudenmaan Keisarillinen Polyteknillinen Koulu
Distribution: inet
Reply-To: ovr@snakemail.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
NNTP-Posting-Host: lk-hp-5.hut.fi

(From a local group, but what the heck.)
In article <MS75345.93Jan8153629@kaarne.cs.tut.fi> ms75345@cs.tut.fi (Matti Saarinen) signs:
>*****************************************************************
>*  E-Mail: ms75345@cs.tut.fi and MASAARINEN@tne01.tele.nokia.fi	* 
>*                                                   		*
>*  In real life: 	Matti Saarinen        			*
>*                                                 	  	*  
>*      		Brutally honest about his feelings           	*
>*                                                 	  	*
>***************************************************************** 

ovr - Honestly brutal about someone's .sig. Nice tabdamage, though.
WIIWTP working for the rubber boot company?
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Subject: Re: alt.fan.cows
Reply-To: pt@compass.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 00:17:59 GMT

In alt.config pvs9@ibr.cs.tu-bs.de (Praktikum Verteilte Systeme) writes:

>-------cut here-----------------------mindless .sig following-----------------
>~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~|
> ~ ~ ~ ~_O_~ ~ ~ ~ |                    Joerg Rhiemeier
>~ ~ ~ ~/___\~ ~ ~ ~|           cand.inf. , TU Braunschweig, Germany
> ~ ~ ~//|_|\\~ ~ ~ |        
>~ ~ ~ '/   \` ~ ~ ~|                       Snail Mail :
> ~ ~ ~/  |  \~ ~ ~ |       Drosselstieg 4, W-3300 Braunschweig, Germany 
>~ ~ ~ ---^--- ~ ~ ~|             Rhiene 23, W-4920 Lemgo, Germany
> ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |
>-------cut here-----------------------nothing more following------------------

Yes, it certainly is mindless.  As to the barphic - I'm seriously considering
calling it a bathrobe, just so somebody else can say "That's a kimono, yah
eastern Ontario computer geek", but no, I think I do it myself.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Unlucky mage
Keywords: katana, wakizashi, ninja-to, midwestern computer geek.
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 00:34:40 GMT

davevh@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Van Horn (~{Mr4sP[~})) writes:

>>>/  /  ________|\_______________________________________________   /  /  // /
>>>/ // |\_\_\_\_| |_____________________________________________/   / / / / / 
>>>// / / /      |/  / / //  // /  / / / //  /  /  / /  /  /  / /  /  / / / ///
>	[some rain deleted so the sword is more easy to see.]

>of any curvature in the blade.  The sword pictured above more closely
>resembles a ninja-to.

Let me be the first:
"It's a ninja-to, ya midwestern computer geek!"

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: A500 w/ hard drive for sale
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 11:12:04 GMT

In newsgroups: uwo.forsale,uw.forsale,tor.forsale,ont.forsale
redekop@gaul.csd.uwo.ca (Tzoq Mrekazh) signs:

>James H.G. Redekop
>redekop@obelix.gaul.csd.uwo.ca
>
>-- 
>    o-  Tzoq    "I am a good speller, I am -- C-A-T, dog...           ^ ^
> O   o- tzoq@uwo.ca                           B-A-T, Rhode Island..." `v'
>    o-  redekop@obelix.gaul.csd.uwo.ca                 -- Junyer Bear  ^  
>= Bernoulli would have been content to die, had he but known such a^2 cos 2phi =

On the left - the O-cross, a constellation visible only in London, Ontario.
On the right - a man juggling two plates.  In the middle - an extremely dumb
quote.  On the bottom - an obscure (and rightly so) mathy quote.  Above - a
signoff.  In various locations - 2 different email addresses, one of them
twice.

This definitely takes, eats, and shits the cake.

Sven :)

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
Subject: Re: Notebooks
Reply-To: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk
Distribution: world
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.20 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 01:38:59 +0000

In articles various bob@harrier.demon.co.uk (Bob Day) writes:
>cheers
>
>bob
>
>Harrier Softnet Ltd    tel +44-734-731181              I'd rather be playing
>Ivanhoe Rd             fax +44-734-734546              with my chopper
>Finchampstead          email bob@harrier.demon.co.uk     O  / __________
>Berkshire                                               -|-<>     /\======O
>RG11 4QQ                                               _/ \_    __\/__

You wanna be careful with that katana, cobber, you could do yourself a
nasty injury ...

            \
          -|-<>
      O  _/ \_  

.. oh dear, too late!

Sven B)
From: davevh@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Van Horn (~{Mr4sP[~}))
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: VCR PLUS has been cracked; source code available
Date: 5 Jan 93 22:36:20 GMT
Organization: U of Arizona CS Dept, Tucson

In article <1ics9jINN9vd@skat.usc.edu> sweet@skat.usc.edu (Rob Sweet) writes:
>/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\
>\  Rob Sweet                         |  Up North                      /
>/  University of Southern California |  Down South                    \       
>\  University Computing Services     |  Out West                      /  
>/  sweet@skat.usc.edu                |  Back East                     \
>\                                    |                                /
>/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\

	Ok, he's given us a two dimensional coordinate plane
orthoginal to the plane encompassed by the screen.  I think it wise to
accelerate in an easterly direction, asap.

			--Davevh@what.big.borders.you.have.edu



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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: Interracial Sex
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 19:19:02 GMT

rcmarab@athena.mit.edu (He Whose Name Is Not Spoken) signs in alt.sex.wizards:

>-- 
>            the government's responsible the government's responsible
> 	==================================================================
>	|           "There Ain't Nothin' Like Hip Hop Music...."         |
>	|								 |
>	| The ReaL RoD-MaN a.k.a. DJ Prime a.k.a. rcmarab@athena.mit.edu |
>        |                                                                |
>	| 		*Get Off Your Ass And Get Informed!*             |
>        |                                                                |
>	|   HE WHOSE NAME IS NOT SPOKEN speaks for noone but himself.    |
>	==================================================================
>             the government's responsible the government's responsible

Yeah, well, anyone with a .sig like that would blame anybody rather than
admit being responsible for the monstrosity. (Yes, I know that there's at
least one other interpretation: "The government is a responsible one"; you
don't have to say it.)

                                                               _         __
        \ Simon Fraser Univ. / SFU does not admit to having | | >| | ^  |
--       \ Burnaby, B.C.    / opinions of its own; any that | |< | |/-\ |-
Keith Lim \ V5A 1S6 Canada / are found above are mine only  | |_>|_|| | |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
In-reply-to: mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU's message of Wed, 6 Jan 1993 04:54:36 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 15:01:40 EST

In article <1993Jan6.045436.23473@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:

>I feel like a ghost. Here I am, a member of the oft-coveted Inner Circle,
>and I haven't posted in an while. Well, dammit, here's my posting for
>this week. No .signature to wardlord, but Rich seems to get away with it.

Yeah, but I'm a trained professional.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: How forgiving is TURBO pascal concerning strings?
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 19:07:51 GMT

mcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark A. Cochran) writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.182043.26996@sj.nec.com> bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com writes:
>>                   /\/
>>                  /\/
>>                  \/                      "Now THAT'S what I call WHITESPACE!"

>I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but your tsuba is bent
>rather badly...

I'm suprised you didn't say "That's a TSUBA, ya midwestern computer geek"!

Really...

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach told me to stop doing it, but I couldn't help myself...
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Frog Joke
Date: 7 Jan 93 19:34:22 GMT
Organization: st. alfonso's pancake breakfast

In article <1993Jan7.160854.11977@lugb.latrobe.edu.au> cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:
>In aus.jokees article <1993Jan5.195511.3689@nic.csu.net> jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ) writes:

[heinous sig deleted]

>WTFIIWTA?  (A group of people found not just in the Southern Hemisphere)
>
>A box of grape nuts to the first person who manages to successfully
>decode what all that CRAP is in the .sig....
>

mitch, mitch..how could you miss that name! 

"miss tinkle, calling miss tinkle..please come to the urinalysis lab..."

bah.



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From: ovr@lk-hp-1.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see?
Date: 5 Jan 1993 01:01:27 GMT
Organization: L{nsi-Uudenmaan Keisarillinen Polyteknillinen Koulu
Distribution: inet
Reply-To: ovr@snakemail.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
NNTP-Posting-Host: lk-hp-1.hut.fi

In article <sehari.726189633@du139-211.cc.iastate.edu> sehari@iastate.edu (Babak Sehari) writes:
>---
>
>What type of new innovation, software or products do you want to be
>introduced to the market place.  No answer is stupid.  The things
>that might be unachievable to you, might be very easy to produce
>by others.  You could become part of history by initiating the process of
>innovation.

A clue? M-x warlord (and M-x bait, for good measure) to emacs?
--
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ovr@snakemail.hut.fi
From: davevh@cs.arizona.edu (Dave "~{Mr4sP[~}" Van Horn)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Fishes
Date: 6 Jan 93 21:39:03 GMT
Organization: U of Arizona CS Dept, Tucson


	I'm going to include the whole thing, just so you can
appreciate it.  :-)


In article <1993Jan6.072445.15834@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU> conrad@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Conrad Yoder) writes:
>
>I don't like those Peppridge Farm Goldfish all that much, but when I start, I
>eat 'em 'till I am STUFFED.  Is there a certain chemical dependency that we 
>should be aware of?  Anyone else have this problem?
>
>
>   _________________________________________________________________________
>  /                                                                         \
> /  Conrad G. T. Yoder               *****            conrad@cs.stanford.edu \
>/                                                                             \
>\   Whether this is the eternal echo of a Victorian steam-driven revolution   /
> \     or the turbo-driven kick of a distant northern rave is irrelevant.    /
>  \_________________________________________________________________________/
>
>My views represent the Computer Science Department and Stanford University as a
>whole, completely and in their entirety.  Stanford University is in all ways -
>both written and implied - morally and legally responsible for all opinions
>expressed above.


	Ya know, I couldn't think of any chemical dependencies that
could yeild this monstrosity.

	This *is* bait, right?  C'mon, 'fess up!  Who did it?

				--Davevh@its.almost.as.ugly.as.rsholmes.edu


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Amusing street names
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 15:45:21 GMT

don@redsun.pps.rain.com (Donald C. Currie) writes:
>						- DeeCee
>-- 
>Donald C. Currie -- Portland Public Schools -- Research & Evaluation Dept.
>		 E-mail Address -- don@redsun.pps.rain.com
>This was a test of the Emergency Signature System. If this had been an actual
>signature, profound wisdom would have been included in the message above...

Had this been an actual signature, it would have been warlorded
unmercifully[*].  Good thing it wasn't, eh?

--
* - In that hypothetical instance, mention would probably have been made of
the signoff in the text, the useless name, email address, and stupid quote.

-- 
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From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Frog Joke
Date: 8 Jan 93 17:35:37 GMT
Organization: st. alfonso's pancake breakfast

In article <1993Jan8.063731.19969@lugb.latrobe.edu.au> cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:
>In article <1993Jan7.193422.14284@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>>
>>mitch, mitch..how could you miss that name! 
>>
>>"miss tinkle, calling miss tinkle..please come to the urinalysis lab..."
>
>I'm still trying to decide whether you're an angel or you're just trying to 
>take the piss out of me. :-D
>

i assume you're referring to miss tinkle, and not to me...

bah.
i am the asciibo!


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From: rperkins@strato.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Architecture (Was: Architect Suicides)
Date: 12 Jan 93 20:58:40 GMT
Organization: st. alfonso's pancake breakfast

In article <1993Jan12.204409.8400@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> rperkins@strato.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>In article <1993Jan12.202048.8079@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> rperkins@strato.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>>In article <wpg=vD@engin.umich.edu> thumper@engin.umich.edu (Bob Topping) writes:


oh, sheesh. i forgot to do something, didn't i? please excuse the double
sig. urgh.

bah. 
i am the asciibo!

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: DLL Procedure/Function Calls ???
From: cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 17:05:21 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <1993Jan7.184304.3453@scf.loral.com> andres@scf16.scf.loral.com (Jeff Andres) writes:
>Newbie question 
>
>Target Compiler: BP7
>Goal: Generate Windows Program
>
>Problem/puzzle:
>
>	Windows, likewise vendors and programmers, often supply .DLLs
>for use by others. Is there a convient way to find out what the calling
>convention is to utilize the procedures/functions contained ?  Is there
>a way to get like a "directory" listing of available calls ? 
>
>Cheers,
>
>
>         _/  _/_/_/_/   _/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/     Jeff Andres
>        _/  _/         _/      _/        ---  Loral Space and Range Systems
>       _/  _/_/_/     _/_/    _/_/       ---  1260 Crossman Ave.  MS-S37
> _/   _/  _/         _/      _/          ---  Sunnyvale, California  94089
>  _/_/   _/_/_/_/   _/      _/           ---  e-mail: andres@scf16.scf.loral.com 
>
>-- 
>
>         _/  _/_/_/_/   _/_/_/_/ _/_/_/_/     Jeff Andres
>        _/  _/         _/      _/        ---  Loral Space and Range Systems
>       _/  _/_/_/     _/_/    _/_/       ---  1260 Crossman Ave.  MS-S37


Well, he's certainly got the "space" part down pat.  As far as the
"range" part goes, what can I say but "Weapons ready Captain.  Fire at
will!"

Mitch.

[Crossman Ave indeed.  I'll give HIM CROSS MAN!]
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: hakari@lars.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (The Conformist Contrabass Clarinetist)
Subject: Re: So this guy goes to the doctor and...
Organization: St. Olaf College; Northfield, MN
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 17:47:00 GMT



Check out the following sig...talk about Captain Whitespace  8-)
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