From: William.Hughes@f255.n387.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: The 12 days of Clinton
X-Sender: newtout 0.06 Jan  3 1993
Date: 07 Jan 93  22:12:12

AC> MM> Could someone please repost the 12 days of clinton?
AC>lo'
  >   I am afraid that I have purged it already.   I hope someone else can
  >accomodate your request.   Very sorry.
  >                                          - Longshot *    };=>

Luckily, I'm a packrat. Here it comes...

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lo'
   I recently heard this on Rush Limbaugh.   It is rather a good filk.
   My appoligies to any who take this too seriously.
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                           The Twelve Days of Clinton

On the first day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
        A tax cut for you and for me.

On the second day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
        Two more million jobs,

        And a tax cut for you and for me.

On the third day of Clinton, he promise we will see
        Three liberal judges,

        Two more million jobs,
        And a tax cut for you and for me.

On the fourth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
        Four balanced budgets,

        Three liberal judges,
        Two more million jobs,
        And a tax cut for you and for me.

On the fifth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
        Five folding wing -- of the Air Force,

        Four balanced budgets,
        Three liberal judges,
        Two more million jobs,
        And a tax cut for you and for me.

On the sixth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
 Six billion aid for students,

        Five folding wing!
        Four balanced budgets,
        Three liberal judges,
        Two more million jobs,
        And a tax cut for you and for me.

On the seventh day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
        Seven days a week of health care,

        Six billion aid for students,
        Five folding wing!
        Four balanced budgets,
        Three liberal judges,
        Two more million jobs,
        And a tax cut for you and for me.

On the eighth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
        Aid to Samalia,

        Seven days a week of health care,
        Six billion aid for students,
        Five folding wing!
        Four balanced budgets,
        Three liberal judges,
        Two more million jobs,And a tax cut for you and for me.

On the ninth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
        "Nein!" to German competitors,

        Aid to Samalia,
        Seven days a week of health care,
        Six billion aid for students,
        Five folding wing!
        Four balanced budgets,
        Three liberal judges,
        Two more million jobs,
        And a tax cut for you and for me.

On the tenth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
        Attention to the deficit

        "Nein!" to German competitors,
        Aid to Samalia,
        Seven days a week of health care,
        Six billion aid for students,
        Five folding wing!
        Four balanced budgets,
        Three liberal judges,
        Two more million jobs,
        And a tax cut for you and for me.

On the eleventh day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
        Eleven billion for Boris,

        Attention to the deficit
        "Nein!" to German competitors,
        Aid to Samalia,
        Seven days a week of health care,
        Six billion aid for students,
        Five folding wing!
        Four balanced budgets,
        Three liberal judges,
        Two more million jobs,
        And a tax cut for you and for me.

On the twelfth day of Clinton, he promised we will see,
        Twelve jobs for Hillery,

        Eleven billion for Boris,
        Attention to the deficit
        "Nein!" to German competitors,
        Aid to Samalia,
        Seven days a week of health care,
        Six billion aid for students,
        Five folding wing!
        Four balanced budgets,
        Three liberal judges,
        Two more million jobs,

        And a tax cut for you and for me.

                               - "Loose Bruce" from the bay area
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Thus endeth.
                                                 - Longshot *      };=>


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