From: jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu (Jimmy Malcolm Pierce)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: New Year Pizza Party
Date: 2 Jan 93 06:48:15 GMT
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi


 { You may notice a few references to Monty Python, and H. Beam Piper's
   Federation... }

     Well. DJ is asleep in his Comfy Chair, Linda is trying to decide
  to wear, and Robbie is puzzled... <sniff> <sniff>

    "Snurq, blurgle I smell pizza !" DJ.

    "Boss, its a pizza New year !" Linda.

    "Huh ???" Oh, so it is... What are you going to wear for this event ?"
  DJ as Commodore.

    <Smile!> " I have an idea ! Follow me, uhm, Sir !" Linda.

    "Very Well, Captain. " DJ.

        All three salwarts are seen to go into the Folx Room, Linda
    hands Spacey a package as she walks past...

   ===============================

     Through the door you hear...

     "Boss !!! Where are my sunglasses ?!? " Linda.

     "Well, I like the color of this shirt !" DJ.

     "Boss, if the Admiral sees that !" Robbie.

     "I'm on vacation, and I like it !" DJ.

     <chuckle> "We know that, remember the Admiral's Dinner Party ?" Linda.

     "Yes, well. He said 'come as you are...' " DJ.

     ===============================

         Linda walks out wearing a Formal String Bikini. She's wearing
    a Formal Wear Bow Tie, Captain pips on her bare shoulders, periwinkle
    earrings, Space Black high heels, and the Bikini slowly changes to
    the color of coral under dappled sunlight.
  
         Robbie appears wearing a Space Ensigns Dinner Jacket with
    Western Bolo Tie. His 'skin' turns the Green of the Gulf Stream.

         From inside the Folx Room... "Aha ! That's what I'll do !" DJ.

         A startled look crosses Linda's face...

         DJ walks out of the Folx Room. Wearing his Space Commodore's
     Formal Dinner Outfit, but with a difference. The 'klanker in the
     nebula' { Anchor, in a Galaxy }, is colored a sea blue, with
     the galaxy looking like a 3-D color photo of the Andromeda Galaxy.
     His normally black tie slowly chnages into repeating sea greens
     in the fashion of lights-that-chase-each-other, but at a slow pace.
     The stripe down the outside seam of his pants would normally be
     Space Blue, but are now a rainbow, with greens and blues dominate.
     His party hat is a beenie with a phosphorecent green propellar !

     You can hear Linda mumble, " oh no..."

     { You can just barely notice DJ's T-shirt. It appears to be a 
       phospherescent blue, red, orange, green, yellow, and coral
       T-shirt, with the colors slowly cycling into each other... }

     Robbie does a double take, and asks Linda. "Where did he get the
  Penguin ???"

     "I have no idea !" Linda.

     "Well George, this is the Place I was telling you about. But don't
    worry, I didn't bring any television for you to stand on, " DJ.

     "Squawk!" George. { Who is a real penguin, not a personae. }

     "Just kidding George, " DJ.

      Commodore DJ walks over to the VPM.

      "VPM, I'll take a Mushroom and Black Olive Pizza, with p-shrimp !
   And George would like one with just p-shrimp on it !" Commodore DJ.

     A voice is heard to ask, " What's a p-shrimp ?"

     "Its a shrimp that starts with the letter p. See, there they are !" DJ.

     You see shrimp on DJ's pizza, all labeled with vegetable dyes with
   the letter 'p' on them. There, now I have a pizza with an item that
   starts with the letter p !

     Later and Happy New Year ! { Whale.st.usm.edu was down, now its up... }
 
    { Oh Spacey, what is in the box you ask ? Its a Science Officer's
      Uniform. Pick your style. Jim. }

-- 
         Jim Pierce Bach. of Sci. in Applied Computer Science USM 
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