HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mckinzie@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Mark McKinzie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GETTING FED IN WINTERSET
Date: 23 Aug 92 14:59:37 GMT
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin Dept. of Mathematics

patten@uhunix.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Brian Michael Patten) writes:

>>-- money (means FRENCH FRANCS; trying to buy something using dollars,
>>    credit cards, or travelers checks will meet with as much luck as
>>    trying to pay for a cup of coffee with francs in Des Moines)
>>    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>  I spent part of my youth making pizza in a small town 45 miles
>south-west of Des Moines called Winterset.  

>  One afternoon, a French couple, who had just finished lunch in our 
>fine establishment, discovered to their dismay that they had left all
>their US Dollars in their hotel in Des Moines.  

If one drives south of Des Moines on I-35, roughly 5 miles south of
town one finds a sign by the side of the road:
                        ----------------------
                       | John Wayne Birthsite |
                       |      Next Exit       |
                        ----------------------
One exits the interstate, and finds oneself on a county road (paved, but 
just barely).  There are occasional helpful signs to inform our weary
traveler that, yes, this *is* the road to the John Wayne Birthsite.

Turns out that John Wayne was born in Winterset, Iowa, in a little white
house on the east side of town.  Scores of motor homes make this fateful
sixty mile roundtrip diversion daily, to have the pleasure of witnessing
that lovely little white house in Winterset.

For some reason, it pleases me to know that some French tourists fell for 
the JWB ploy, and spent all of their dollars in the process.


-- 
Mark McKinzie          	|    We just won't eat on Sunday
mckinzie@math.wisc.edu 	|    Got to buy him a limousine
UW Dept. of Mathematics	|    Somewhere to live, somewhere to pray. 
Madison, WI 53706      	|               -RJD, "TV Crimes"-
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From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: <<< Traveling to Japan, need suggestions >>>
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 02:01:21 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN ALT.PERSONALS kw@c3.PLA.CA.US (Kang Wang) writes:
)
)	I am planning to travel to Japan for about two weeks. 

LIFE HAS ITS LITTLE UP's.

)Kang Wang

AND LIFE HAS ITS LITTLE DOWN's.

.


-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Homework Assignment: 4 Words
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 17:29:58 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

Four Words:	Harsh Cogent Moss Friend
Style: 		Science Fiction

The alien fleet made Earthfall yesterday. They arrived completely
unannounced, moving inwards through the solar system so quickly that
by the time our radars had a reliable track, they were already about
to land.

The Meeting at the U.N. just started. Let's listen in now as their
leader, very humanoid in appearance except for the universality of
their joint movement, gives his speech:


"XXaak bVXZYiieee do"... <crack> <fizzle> .."Er sorry, the decoder is
a little unreliable sometimes...DDfassSSkriieez.... and we've had
a very long trip, you know."   

"People of Earth! Er, we greet you. Um, here we are, fresh from a
distant galaxy, to greet you!"

Applause and expectancy sweep the chamber. All eyes are focussed
unswervingly on this strange ambassador. A long silence, a somehow
disclamatory gesture from the creature, who now sits down peremptorily,
and chews absently on a piece of moss which he has clutched in his hand.

The Secretary-General rises to his feet, a slightly dazed expression
on his face. Clearly something has to be said, and clearly he is the
one to have to do it. He inhales deeply.

"Friends from beyond the stars, the people of Earth greet you also!"
disclaims the S-G in a high, reedy Ethiopian tone.   
"We welcome you here, and look forward to the development of a lasting
relationship between our peoples."

The S-G pauses, looks around the room. His aide half-rises, whispers
something into his ear and the S-G nods slightly and inhales deeply
once again, squares his small shoulders.

"We wish to know what brought you here." He sits down.

"Well" says the alien "We're not sure really. We were just tooling
along, you know, and bumped into your star system, so to speak."
A harsh cackle squawks from the decoder like an inebriated chicken.

"I see" says the S-G. "I take it you have a cogent plan? Something you'd
like to *do* here?"    

"Not really" says the alien. "We like it, though" he adds, as if as
an afterthought.

The Bolivian ambassador rises to his feet from the floor of the chamber.

"You're just a totally clueless extraterrestrial Dweeb, aren't you?"
he screams.

"Yes" says the alien, as tears stream down his sodden and downturned face.
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| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Rictus Hep with the Republicans in Houston
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 23:11:46 GMT

``Sure, Mrs. Quayle looks good in a bikini, but she's got way too many
teeth.''

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"So I've got my eye on you, punk, because I - let's face it - am the
Sole Representative of Law and Justice, nay civilization itself, in
this MY GOD NO.... BASTARDO!  you did it, that's the end, you've
doomed us all..."
                           -- Curtis Yarvin (impersonating Raoul Duke)
Newsgroups: uk.misc,talk.bizarre,alt.peeves
From: james@sst.ph.ic.ac.uk (James Kew)
Subject: Re: Handwriting (was: Spelling Flame)
X-UserAgent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Organization: Physics, Imperial College, London
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 11:30:53 BST
X-XXDate: Mon, 17 Aug 92 11:27:59 GMT

In article <24857@castle.ed.ac.uk> 
JHenderson, egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk writes:

>There was a jolly worrying article in the Torygraph recently about a
>woman who went deaf after drying some water from her ear with a
>cotton bud. The doctor they spoke to says he sees 2-3 people a day
>with problems caused this way. Apparently it's quite easy to
>dislodge them little hearing bones. From now on, my ears are staying
>dirty, and if that offends you, tough!

Erm, aren't "them little hearing bones" safely tucked away on the 
_other_ side of the eardrum? Or do you clean your ears via the 
Eustachian tubes?

Mind you, I guess a perforated eardrum isn't all that much fun either.

______________________________________________________________________
James Kew <james@sst.ph.ic.ac.uk>    "Well, on a scale of one to ten
Physics (SSTH)                        I'd say it's bicycle clip time."
Imperial College, London.                       - Eddie Hitler, Bottom
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: THE DAN QUAYLE DICTIONARY
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 16:14:00 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

dant@techbook.com (Dan Tilque) writes:
)
)Has anyone else noticed that whenever someone uses the word "potato" on
)the net these days, they *always* make some kind of reference to
)Quayle's gaffe?

Has anyone else noticed that whenever someone uses the phrase "fucking
clueless moron" on the net these days, they *always* make some kind of
reference to Dan Tilque?

)
)Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle,misc.test,alt.usage.english


.
-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: annoyance
Date: 23 Aug 92 03:08:54 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1992Aug21.181900.23687@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>In article <8121@dirac.physics.purdue.edu>, sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes...
>>1) The Flame as Art
>>A deliciously crafted flame can be as enjoyable to read as
>>anything you will find on Usenet.
>Right, so that's what you should have come up with something better 
>than 'You're not as funny as Hitler'.  Not very difficult to be 
>sure but you didn't even try.  You just said 'I'm above being flamed'.

You weren't worth it, bucko.  Your every post says "I earn my college money
emptying septic systems with a straw."

>90% of t.b is less enjoyable than my "Hitler was funnier" message 
>(including everything in this thread since then).

Since your "Hitler was funnier" message was such a fucking hit in your
bloodshot little eyes, you will be just THRILLED to know that the TBSC has
decided to honor it by engraving it on your OWN PERSONAL BODY with a Dremel[TM]
Tool.  It's not JUST ANY message we honor this way, let us assure you.

>Actually, this is not the case.  Each flame had a point.

Too goddamned obvious.  I'll have to let this one pass.

>I'm a semi-newbie, at least I have an excuse.

WRONG.  Exactly wrong.

"Read.  Learn.  Evolve."	- ml
"Or Die."			- the rest
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: Re: Blearh - was re:Toast
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 05:07:59 GMT

bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:

>In article <heard.713767003@franklin> heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) writes:
>>Right, that's it. A poem for Blair.
>[...Doggerel deleted, swatted with a newspaper, and sent
>to the backyard to think it over...]

>>Laurie 8 (Poet Laureate of Australia)

>Australia.  I should have guessed.

You're right, Blearh. You should have guessed, you may have been right.

Laurie 8

Laurie 8 <heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au> | Some Driveways are concrete
Theoretical Chemistry PhD student        | Some Driveways have bricks
University of Tasmania, Australia        | Other Driveways
Unashamed 70s man, glad to be glam.      | Have Pebble-Mix - Laurie 8         
Opinions expressed above are those not only of Laurie 8, but the whole world

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From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: I resolve...
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 04:29:24 GMT

I give up. This is the last time I intentionally use only one space
between a period and the start of new sentence.

It was a bad habit -- it'll be hard to kick -- but it'll be worth it.

(Next up is my habitual overuse of the dash, but let's not rush into
anything, hmmm?)

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Tired of `short, shameful confessions?'  Too old for `one line bios?'
`Rictus Hep' just too bizarre?  Try *NEW* ----> `I resolve...'  It's
the latest craze!  Tastes great!  Low in saturated fat!  And!!  It
doesn't leave you drowsy like those other brands!  New `I resolve...'
From: michael@albert.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Date: 21 Aug 92 21:31:20 GMT
	<1992Aug18.184157.19924@smartstar.com>
	<KAZU.92Aug21105950@rdx11.radix.co.jp>
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: kazu@radix.co.jp's message of 21 Aug 92 01:59:50 GMT

In article <KAZU.92Aug21105950@rdx11.radix.co.jp> kazu@radix.co.jp (Ono Kazunori) writes:


  =Wen willst du , denn, Schimpfen?
  =Wenn ich ein duennkopf finde,
  =werde ich ein Stueck Kot von Gummi mit etwas wasserfest
  =Toilettenpapier
  =auf seinem Tisch setzen.
  =Das ist eine gute Idee, nicht wahr?

  =Uebrigens, Was bedeuten "veil" und "sheise"?
  =Das waren nicht in meinen Deutsch->Japanisch Woerterbuch.

"veil" wirkliche buchstabiert "weil", und "sheise" buchstabiert "scheisse".

Vielleicht koennen Sie "shit" im Englisch>Japanisch Woerterbuch finden?
  = --
 =  ===<< Kazunoli Ono >>==========================================================
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 =  |   Home   : 1-1 Futaba-cho, Minami-ku, Yokohama-shi, 232 Japan               |
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Chaplin.
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michael@albert.bu.edu                     - William S. Burroughs

The Einstein Papers Project        The opinions contained herein reflect
Boston University                      neither those of the project, 
Boston, Massachusetts, U.S.A.          nor those of Albert Einstein.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ed.general
Subject: Re: About the Festival
Date: 17 Aug 92 10:02:57 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,ed.general
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Aug17.092453@aifh.ed.ac.uk> xindongw@aisb.ed.ac.uk
(Xindong Wu) writes:

#  I have been told that the Edinburgh Festival has just started, and the
#  closing ceremony is superb. 


You probably mis-heard.  What your friend said was more likely `The
end's the best part'. 

-- Ken "haste ye a' back tae America" Johnson

-- 
////  Advice to dieters:          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////    Never eat more than       ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////    you can carry.            ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////               -- Miss Piggy  ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
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From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Shaving Bush                            
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 00:21:19 +0000


I hear that Bill Clintons wife has shaved her fanny to help get him elected.

Evidently at a rally she lifter her dress and dropped her knickers, saying:

"Look, no more Bush. Read my lips"



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                    -  There is only one Wavey Davey    -
                    -                                   -
                    -      Ooh yeah, bang bang          -
                    -         Sex on Wheels             -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -       49% SON OF A BITCH          -
                    -        51% MOTHERFUCKER           -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -   M-O-O-N that spells Norman      -
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From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Descent
Date: 23 Aug 92 02:15:27 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU's message of 22 Aug 92 23:44:45 GMT


We are now at a point where Waldby is posting some of the best stuff on
talk.bizarre.  I see the imminent death of the Usenet is coming along well.

-Tom
back to moby dick, the source of all truth
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: My 4 Word Assignment for Alfvaen
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 02:41:07 GMT

In <1992Aug16.224618.14837@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
>jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>: Having completed my 4 word assignment, I offer the following four words
>: to Alfvaen:
>: 
>:  "
>: Mobel
>: friedlich
>: Kolbenstange
>: Steiss
>Auf Englisch, bitte schoen.

Aw gee, you're no fun.  How about {furniture, peace-loving, piston-rod,
buttocks}, which are the English equivalents thereof (having selected
words already (based on some twisted sense of euphony) I'll just stick with
them).  I'll add the conditions that at least one of the objects referred
to in the above list must be destroyed.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Subject: Re: is this a mid-life crisis?
Organization: Computing Something Division
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 02:31:16 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.021324.19848@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
>In article <oqme0g8@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>*Am I having a mid-life crisis?  Aren't I too young for that?
>*(I'm 26.)  Aren't middle-aged men the only ones who get to 
>*have mid-life crises?
>
>It means you're going to die at age 52.  I'd offer to go to your funeral,
>but I'm going to die when I'm 44.  Sorry.
>


heh. this is rather humourous, as the guy i tossed my virginity at vowed to
commit suicide at 30. To tie in with cj's midlife angst, I want his leather
jacket when he goes. His wife can have the bike.
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
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From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re:  Once in sync, always in sync
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 21:13:59 GMT

In article <larne.02oa@canetoad.UUCP> larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky) writes:
*Yeah, that's typical.  Everything I like I discover when it's about to
*die (Sandman), once it's already dead and gone (Galaxy Express 999),
*long after it's glory days are over (Genesis, arguably talk.bizarre)
*or it's something that only pops up once in a blue moon (Pirate Corp$
*(Milk & Cheese may already be in the previous category)).

Just got the new Milk & Cheese today.  Dorkin says he's going to take off
from doing it for six months to a year to pursue other projects.  Your luck
(and mine) just doesn't end, does it?

For those of you who don't think a Milk & Cheese discussion belongs here, 
you've never read it.  Shame on you.


Mark "Bat's breath" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.they.might.be.giants
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: I will never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.they.might.be.giants
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 21:45:37 GMT
Comments: Earthquake predicters are fault finders


So, take me back to Constantinople.

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 14 Aug 92 15:03:11 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

mathew@mantis:
|Nevertheless, you have to admit that smoking is pretty fucking grade A
|stupid, which makes it surprising that CJ apparently does it.
|
|But the worst bit is that smokers are not only gradually dooming themselves
|to a painful and lingering death.  They are also paying their murderers large
|amounts of money for the privilege of being allowed to die painfully, because
|the addiction (both chemical and psychological) has them convinced that they
|get pleasure from it.  It distresses me that people can be so stupid.

mathew, if you had been paying attention, you'd know that CJ smokes a
a cigarette every few months, thus avoiding the health risks and
retaining the nicotine high, purer and sweeter than caffeine.

If you'd stop being a wheenie whiner, you'd see that there's no reason
to be afraid of people that don't smoke in your presence. Hell, I told
cj the rules when we were dating -- if you taste like smoke, I'll wash
your mouth out.

chill, dude. have a lucky.

mr HEINOUS
wishing the genee pool selected against righteous twerps
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: excerpts from the 1862 Dictionary of Practical Knowledge
Date: 13 Aug 92 00:56:10 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: gypsy@alembic.acs.com's message of 9 Aug 92 06:36:27 GMT

> "Next to its mountain peculiarities, a pro-
> minent feature of observation in the New
> World is the configuration of the surface of
> the land, for unlike the general aspect of
> Europe and Asia, where, often within a few
> hundred miles, all varieties of mountain, hill,
> valley, and plain are presented in succession,
> in America as in Africa, the mountain chain
> having expended itself, a dead level succeeds,
> extending for hundreds of leagues in every

It appears that the contributors to the Dictionary of Practical Knowledge were
paid by the comma.


-Tom
particular agencies of proof lending themselves to the ineluctable appeal of validation
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: As heard on Dr. Joy Brown's show ...
Date: 17 Aug 92 14:30:27 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

"He's the best man I ever married." - caller identified as 'Tina'

John 'Thinking of putting it in my sig' Heim                                 

Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu
From: hstsha01@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: meeee!!!
Date: 12 Aug 92 12:35:45 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

      A         LLL               A           NNNNNN   NNN
     AAA        LLL              AAA          NNN NNN  NNN
    AAAAA       LLL             AAAAA         NNN  NNN NNN
   AAAAAAA      LLL            AAAAAAA        NNN   NNNNNN
  AAAAAAAAA     LLL           AAAAAAAAA       NNN    NNNNN
 AAA     AAA    LLLLLLLLL    AAA     AAA      NNN     NNNN   
AAA       AAA   LLLLLLLLL   AAA      AAAA     NNN      NNN

Clark Kent's relative wrote this!
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26778 alt.fan.dan-quayle:2723 misc.test:9868 alt.usage.english:6698
From: dant@techbook.com (Dan Tilque)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle,misc.test,alt.usage.english
Subject: Re: THE DAN QUAYLE DICTIONARY
Date: 20 Aug 92 11:18:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: techbook.1992Aug20.111807.8856
Organization: Pseudopolis Yard

rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:

You've not only run this into the ground, but have augered it in at
least half a mile.  So I guess a couple more feet down won't hurt any.

>Torontoe

Torontoe, Ontarioe

>Roger David Carasso

Are you sure your last name is spelled correctly?

Has anyone else noticed that whenever someone uses the word "potato" on
the net these days, they *always* make some kind of reference to
Quayle's gaffe?

---
Dan Tilque    --     dant@techbook.com
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My brunch w/ St. Terri & Mark Lippert
Date: 13 Aug 92 03:36:39 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
>
> (saw a double H cup at the video store yesterday: prostitute with her john)

Amazing how many people are into it.  I just elicited a most astonishing
confession from this woman I've been dating (the one who looks like
Sahara): I was wearing my Chicken Ranch T-Shirt and this prompted her
(not before extensively questioning me about my whereabouts at said
establishment) to tell me about a female friend who apparently makes her
living as a high-class semi-prostitute in NYC, with only 3 fairly regular,
wealthy and married clients.  Further inquiry made my pseudo-girlfriend
confess she'd like to do it herself.  I told her she certainly had all the
prerequisites; strange enough, I had more trouble getting her to French-
kiss me than getting into her panties.


Andrei

"How do you want to get off?  Do you wanna have intercourse or shall I
give you a BJ?  What?  No, I never kiss clients.  I only do that with my
husband." -- forgot her name, it wasn't her real name, anyway, who cares...
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