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From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Read this in case of fire.
Date: 26 Jan 93 19:41:58 GMT
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)

In article <JIM.93Jan25145209@fuji.eng.yale.edu>, jim@fuji.eng.yale.edu (James J. Szinger) writes:


>In article <del.727947858@hawk> del@hawk.adied.oz.au (D Elson) writes:
>
>>I always thought that signs that say "In Case of Fire
>>Do Not Use Lift" really meant "Do not use the lift, because
>>if you do use the lift a fire might break out".
>
>In case of fire do not use elevators.
>
>Use water.
There's a hole in the bucket.
 
-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

War isn't fought to decide who is right
   but who is left.
From: hovnania@iftccu.ca.boeing.com (Paul Hovnanian)
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 18:49:21 GMT
Subject: Re: A Puzzle for all you clever bods....
Organization: Boeing Commercial Airplane Group
Newsgroups: rec.humor


>Place any punctuation into this sentence so that it makes English,
>grammatical sense:

It looks pretty good to me already!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Radio station name..........
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 17:11:12 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

bruce@pdh.com (Bruce McKenzie) writes:

> In article <1993Jan20.003413.50000@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>  
> gb03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GEORGE PHILIP BLUHM) writes:
> =  In article <1jfh7aINN66g@overload.lbl.gov>, prem@prem.lbl.gov  
> (xyz) writes:
> =  >
> =  >    I was scanning my car radio this weekend and came across a
> =  >    radio station in the Bay Area called
> =  >
> =  >                           KLIT
> 
> What? You missed
> 			KOME
> Yes, they make *ALL* of the obvious correlations!
> (e.g: "You've got KOME on your radio!")
> 
> ---
> Bruce McKenzie (bruce@pdh.com, NeXTMail OK)
>                                      "Oh, my beloved ice cream bar!"
> Sharks: 22N, 13-14

how about KALI?
(For those who don't know, the wife of Shiva, god of destruction)
(Famous Old Movie has guy going
"Kill for the love of Killing!  Kill for the love of...
KALI!)

--                    
INTERNET:  tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
UUCP:   ...!ryptyde!netlink!tumidity
NetLink Online Communications * Public Access in San Diego, CA (619) 453-1115
From: teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TIMOTHY EUGENE BAKER)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cascading
Date: 23 Jan 93 00:33:02 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan22.181928.137763@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (
CHARLES EDWARD JAMES) writes:
>In article <1993Jan21.105324.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu>, sarust@gallua.gallaudet.e
d
>u (Scott A. Rust) writes:
>>In article <29877@ursa.bear.com>, young@gummi.bear.com (Eric Youngblood) write
s
>:
>>> Marc Siegel (smarc@mas.uucp) wrote:
>>> : splummer@abacus.bates.edu (Sarah Plummer) writes:
>>> : > Can I request all cascades that end up being started from test files or
>>> : > other things, be sent to alt.cascade?  I don't think they belong on
>>> : > rec.humor, because I don't find them funny.  I'm sure I am not the only
>>> : > one.  Please don't do it anymore.  Thank you.
>>> : Squeeze bone through it, Denny Moore. Skank you.
>>> Jeez, phone Kuwait, maybe war. Spank you.
>>Please, hook the bait, cold and poor, Wank you.
>Sneeze, eat the plate, maybe snore, Screw you.
>You're cascading some more? F^@k you.
>>
>>
>>_______
>>
>>               Scott A. Rust | "A stupid person can do anything
>>        Gallaudet University |           except think."
>>  sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu |                  - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
>>
>>                  "Why? Why because I laugh."
>>                                    - Sherwood Anderson -
>>
>--
>Charles James
>Lehigh University
>CEJ0@Lehigh.EDU
>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 08:24:10 GMT

In article <C1AMp2.AMo@coral.cs.unm.edu> sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:
>In New Mexico (USA), everyone knows:
>
>Red means stop.
>Green means go.
>Yellow means... ACCELERATE!!!!!!!
     

	Montreal has to be the only city I know of in the world that puts signs
on most traffic signal standards instructing drivers: "Attendez le feu vert."
ie, 'wait for the green light.' Only in Montreal!

trev
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 19:21:48 EST
From: John Hawkins <JWH123@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: practical jokes

Some of the ones I've 'heard of but never tried' are:

Pouring a little rubbing alcohol under his door and lighting it and then
knocking (Please be safe)

If you really want to get creative, I've heard of taking speaker wire, and
stripping it down to the individual strands, sewing it into his bed sheets,
and giving him a little shock in bed.  Not sure of the exact process, but
it's an idea.

Another good one is to take a garbage can, fill it with water, and prop it up
against the elevator.  This is a general mischief and mayhem prank, with unknow
n recipients.  You use a broom or something to hold the can until the door clos
es to hold it.  The next time someone calls the elevator, the door opens and th
e can falls over.  Stand back.

Another idea is to fill a plastic bag with shaving cream and slide the end of i
t under the door in question.  Stomp on the bag.  (coupled with my first idea,
a great party starter.

Enjoy!

I'm really good friends with my roommate.  Really!
From: Donald.E.Reed@dartmouth.edu (Donald E. Reed)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Please send E Mail
Date: 29 Jan 93 00:23:57 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
X-Posted-From: InterNews1.0a5@newshost.dartmouth.edu



Hi;

I'd appreciate it if you would send a friend of mine the following
message:

Friday is Pecan Pie Day. All Day.

Send to Robert.H.Jette.Dartmouth.Edu 

Thanks very much,
Don

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel"- Samuel Johnson
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don Reed          
Dartmouth College                  Donald.E.Reed.Dartmouth.Edu
----------------------------------------------------------------------
From: wilhited@brahms.udel.edu (Douglas Ben Wilhite)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Another weird joke
Date: 23 Jan 93 20:09:40 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

if you're flying over the grand canyon
in a canoe
and the wheel falls off,
how many pancakes does it take
to fill a doghouse?



46.


Because ice cream has no bones.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: andy@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (andy.russo)
Subject: Re: Where does my joke go?
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories - Arlington VA - Frizzy Things Dept.
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 22:54:13 GMT
Keywords: old jokes' home, follow-up of rec.humor.funny

On rec.humor.funny, Matthew S. "Opie" Warren (warren-matthew@yale.edu) said:
> I wondered exactly _how_ unlimited this right was.  After a little
> research, I compiled the Top Ten Places Your Joke Will Wind Up:
[[[ list of what happens to rec.humor.funny jokes deleted ]]]
> [Okay, so it really says "unlimited _electronic_ distribution."  But
>  that's not nearly so funny.]
	Ah.  A challenge.  What does the rec.humor.funny "unlimited
ELECTRONIC distribution" mean?"

  10. Broadcast into space by the SETI project (Search for
	ExtraTerrestrial Intelligence).

  9. As instructions in the RAM of an airport boarding ramp.

  8. On a floppy as Exhibit A in a "look and feel" lawsuit.

  7. Encoded into HDTV signals as mock noise for people who think
	the picture is too sharp.

  6. Added to a 50 megabyte file for appendices to vendor "requests
	for quotes" responses and Master's Theses in Computer Science.

  5. Stored at the Educational Testing Service as the new answer
	key to the SAT (a standardized test).

  4. Posted every two days by Newbies on rec.humor who "heard it
	from a guy sitting at the terminal next to mine."

  3. As an ad on the side of the Goodyear Blimp.

  2. As a phrase said by a bad guy on Level 20 of a video game.

	Some things never change:
> And the NUMBER ONE Place Your Joke Will Wind Up after it's sent out to
> hundreds of thousands of rec.humor.funny readers is:
>  1.  The bit bucket

Andy (File This Accordingly) Russo
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mbrown@convex.com (Mark Brown)
Subject: Re: Strange Place Names (English)
Organization: CONVEX Computer Corporation, Richardson, Tx., USA
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 18:52:17 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

Arkansas has towns named:

 Hope  (funny if you hate Clinton because he's from there)

 Bald Knob

 Rotary Ann

 Toadsuck
From: kraai4712@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Stupid Names
Date: 25 Jan 93 21:02:07 -0600
Distribution: world
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <1993Jan19.090149.1375@altair.selu.edu>, susv2040@altair.selu.edu writes:
> In article <1993Jan15.095627.5049@memstvx1.memst.edu>, nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>> In article <14JAN93.22558299.0010@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU>, EC0AAEF <EC0AAEF@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU> writes:
>>> I'll probably get flamed for this, but I ran across a poor
>>> girl awhile ago whose mother had actually named her
>>> 
>>>      CORVETTA
>>> 
>>> If we can keep this from getting out of hand, what are some of the
>>   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>> more unusual names for people you have run into lately?
>> 
>> Too Late!

Here are the two most interesting names I've run across:

        Bambi Anne Coonrod

        Liberty Belle Crackenbush

--jim
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pelton@ecf.toronto.edu (PELTON MATTHEW ALAN)
Subject: Re: The Hidden Brain Damage Scale
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 03:03:23 GMT

  Every now and then, in the middle of conversation, my friend hits her
head and says, "Shut up in there!"  I think it's funny -- most people
stay away from her now...


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kadric@faw.uni-ulm.de (L. Kadric)
Subject: Re: test,1,2,3 CASCADE
Organization: FAW (Research Institute For Applied Knowledge Processing, Ulm, Germany)
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 13:54:01 GMT


In article <C1BzHI.JCq@willamette.edu>, bbrown@willamette.edu (Brian Brown) writes:
|> >>>>|> >>>>>>this is just a test, please ignore.
|> >>>>|> >>>>Oh god please! I can't take any more,
|> >>>>|> >>>>My anger is like a flaming lantern,
|> >>>>|> >>>>Try cascading of that.
|> >>>>|> >>>I could, with a whimsical handturn
|> >>>>|> >>>of my magical hat.
|> >>>>|> >>HA HA! now its my turn
|> >>>>|> >>I can't do better than that.
|> >>>>|> >To add to this, I yearn.
|> >>>>|> >But I couldn't do that.
|> >>>>|> Maybe we could all learn
|> >>>>|> to do silly things with a cat
|> >>>>Counselor Troi likes skinny bald guys,
|> >>>>How `bout that?
|> >>>Pick a new rhyme and try to keep time
|> >>>or else your cascade will sound flat.
|> >>The new rhyme is here in front of you,
|> >>Ask my pet iguana.
|> >That may or may not be quite true,
|> >coz Ill stop when I wanna.
|> Whatever you do,
|> don't eat a bananna!
Who ever you screw,
don't f**k Madonna.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: thomas@sunshine.Kodak.COM (Thomas Kinsman)
Subject: WHY ASK WHY NOT - Post Script
Keywords: WHY NOT ASK
Organization: PRECAMBRIAN ELECTRONICS, Rochester, NY
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 23:00:56 GMT

P.S.	I have since purchased a spoon rest, which is a $2.13
	solution to arguments about where the spoon should go.
	Few domestic arguments are so easily solved.

Cheers!
--
    Thomas B. Kinsman, Rochester, NY, thomas@acadia.kodak.com
    "Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty."	-anon
From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:17:02 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan26.085133.15547@maths.tcd.ie>, forest@maths.tcd.ie (Sharon Mu
rphy) writes:
>engan@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:
>
>>In article <1993Jan25.175105.4340@bradford.ac.uk>, A.D.Brown@bradford.ac.uk (A
D BROWN) writes:
>>> veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher) writes:
>>>
>>>>In article <mPu4uB12w165w@mertwig.UUCP> xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker)
writes:
>>>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> 999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> 999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> they'd be....
>>>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>
>>>>> ____________________________________
>>>>>|                                    |
>>>>>|    ETC   ETC   ETC   ETC   ETC     |
>>>>>|____________________________________|
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> 999,999,985 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>> 999,999,985 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>> and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
>>>>>> they'd be...
>>>>>
>>>>>Come on, cascades don't have to be THIS stupid.
>>>>>
>>>
>>>>Well, personally, I find this far more amusing than any cascade.  I haven't
>>>>seen this many people get this annoyed at any cascade yet!  I almost get
>>>>sick from laughing at all these people telling them to stop.  I love it!  In
>>>>fact......
>>>
>>>>999,999,984 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>999,999,984 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>>
>>> A chain reaction that would cause half the bottles to fall each time
>>> so:
>>>
>>> 49,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>> 49,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>> and if half of those bottles should happen to fall
>>> there'd be...
>>>
>>24,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>24,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>and if 72.6 percent of those bottles should happen to fall
>>there'd be...
>18,149,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>18,149,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>and if only those bottles whose masses exceeded, or
>neared within 0.5%, the breaking stress of the
>fibres used to support them in such a state
>of equilibrium... on a tuesday...
>there'd be...
4 Green bottles hanging on the wall
4 Green bottles hanging on the wall
And if the green bottle delivery truck happens to call
there'd be...
-- 

---
This is my signature file.  D'ya like it?  Huh?  Huh?  Do ya?  Do ya?  Huh?
                                                    -sme3@Lehigh.EDU
From: msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Don't read this
Date: 27 Jan 93 23:50:48 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan27.055836.12868@ncsu.edu>, amcandel@eos.ncsu.edu (Alex Candel
aria) writes:
>In article <1993Jan22.093230.21276@dcs.warwick.ac.uk> fret@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (J
im Viner) writes:
>>In article <1jjoklINNchp@kralizec.zeta.org.au> awilson@kralizec.zeta.org.au (A
lan Wilson) writes:
>>>sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:
>>>
>>>>In article <1993Jan15.223131.13489@cerberus.ulaval.ca> jacques@lac_ivanhoe.g
rgl writes:
>>>>>This is my first try.  I don't known how it work
>>>>That's OK... you're not a jerk...
>>>Not another cascade. I'm gonna perk.
>>You that n I'll go berserk!
>Go to the bathroom and jerk!
-- 

             __/         __/   __/__/__/__/   __/         __/
            __/ __/ __/ __/   __/            __/ __/ __/ __/
           __/   __/   __/   __/__/__/__/   __/   __/   __/
          __/         __/            __/   __/         __/
         __/         __/   __/__/__/__/   __/         __/
From: dodd@OES.ORST.EDU (Stirling S. Dodd)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: What do you get if .... elephant joke?
Date: 21 Jan 1993 20:42:36 GMT
Organization: Organization? What's that?
NNTP-Posting-Host: oes.orst.edu
Keywords: knock-knock, elephants

In article <C17yxu.JAB@utdallas.edu> bcollins@utdallas.edu (ARLIN B COLLINS) writes:
>In article <21250@ksr.com> tolkin@ksr.com (Steve Tolkin) writes:
>>Knock, knock.
>>Who's there?
>>Elephants.
>>Elephants who?
>>
>>Ella Fintzgerald !
>>
>
>   my  'old' favorite:
>
>   what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous[sp?] ??
>   ---  elephrino      [hell if I know]
>-- 
> Arlin B Collins    Thu 21 Jan   Sun   Civil  Naut   Astro
> bcollins@utdallas.edu   rise:  07:29  07:02  06:32  06:03
> lat N32.9 long W096.9    set:  17:49  18:16  18:46  19:15

Actually, as any physicist, engineer, mathematician etc.. will tell you,
an Elephant crossed with a Rhinocerous gives |Elephant||Rhinocerous| Sin(theta)!
-- 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
S Dod^2  |   "Do what you do but know why you're doing it"---GBH
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta)
Subject: Re: This is a try
Keywords: cascade
Organization: Computer Science Department, University of New Mexico
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 02:06:17 GMT

[If you don't like cascades add "Keyword: cascade" to your kill file]



In article <1993Jan21.153050.11113@cerberus.ulaval.ca> jamal@lac_richelieu.grgl writes:
>Don't read this message, it's just a try to test my system.
BASIC programs-- you can run them or list 'em...
From: babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: clinton likes monty python ?
Date: 23 Jan 93 20:09:56 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh


On NPR's show "Fresh Air" a guy from SNL pointed out that
the band played the theme song to Monty Python's tv show
as part of the prelude to Clinton's taking the oath.

Anybody caught that on tv ?

You know,  that JPSousa march.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: glenng@henson.cc.wwu.edu (Glenn Gervais)
Subject: Re: Jim Bolushi films
Organization: Western Washington University
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 21:41:06 GMT

am49469@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Mesin ) writes:

>I am trying to get a list of movies that Jim Bolushi has played in.  So far,
>I only have five:

>About Last Night
>Red Heat
>Taking Care of Business
>Real Men
>K-9

>I am sure there are more, but I can't think of them.  I home some of you
>can help.  Thanks a lot
>.
  Curly Sue

From: sth00@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Steve Hedberg)
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 03:19:18 GMT
Subject: Re: Ideas for Marriage Toast
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor




	Something I plan on doing at my best friends wedding for the toast is
    1. As females (all ages) enter the location of the reception give them a
       key. Any key will work it doesn't even have to open anything. Do this
       as discreetely as possible and only tell them to come up and give you
       the key when you ask for it later.

    2. Then when its your turn to make a toast start your toast with 
       something like "Well I never thought that Joe would get married. He 
       was such a ladies man, always dating and wineing and dining the ladies
       blah blah blah.......But now that he's married he's offically off the
       market and at this time I would like to ask that anyone who still has a
       key to his apartment please return them at this time...."  At this time
       everyone who you gave a key to will walk up and drop them in a basket
       much to the surprise of both the groom and the bride. 
       
    




						Steve.
From: shekhar@zeus.tamu.edu (SHARAT SHEKHAR)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: DOGS
Date: 25 Jan 1993 17:27 CST
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: zeus.tamu.edu
Keywords: MUTTS, CARROTS
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

	Here is the question that has baffled and continues to baffle
	the wisest philosophers for over 10 centuries :

			     DO DOGS EAT CARROTS ?

	Think about the hidden meaning behind this VERY deep question ...

===============================================================================
===============================================================================
	The above is the patented "NULL" Signature File.
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (shirdi prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Radio station name..........
Date: 24 Jan 1993 22:37:43 GMT
Organization: Human Genome Center at LBL
Distribution: world
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (shirdi prem)
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov


In article <1jfh7aINN66g@overload.lbl.gov>, prem@prem.lbl.gov (xyz) writes:
|>     I was scanning my car radio this weekend and came across a
|>     radio station in the Bay Area called    
|> 			    KLIT   
|>     ...... which is probably quite appropriate, since all they 
|>     seemed to be playing was some Natalie Cole/Whitney Houston 
|>     type of pussy music.....
|>     Prem!

    Probably the height of bizzarosity, flaming my own article.......

    But seeing all the responses to the above article, I thought it would
    be kinda interesting if you could also post the FM frequency to your 
    fave station-with-the-funny-name. Just so we could see if the stations
    lived up to their names!! KLIT certainly does, with pussy music and girl-
    talk all day!! At least all the time in some restaurant in Beserkely that
    had tuned into KLIT........  maybe we ought to take this to rec.humor.d

    Prem!

    ps. Nobody still seems to know of any station in the BayArea that
	plays good classic rock! 92.3 and 94.5 come close. All I want
	is my daily fix on JetTull/LedZep/Jeff.Air/some beatles.......
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Organization: Computer Science Department, University of New Mexico
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 06:15:03 GMT

In New Mexico (USA), everyone knows:

Red means stop.
Green means go.
Yellow means... ACCELERATE!!!!!!!

Xref: sparky rec.humor:39065 rec.humor.d:2988
From: dhoeferlin@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Looking for jokes.
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:33:37 EST
Distribution: world
Organization:  Wright State University 

In article <1k45b6INNnos@uwm.edu>, albion@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Craig T Manske) writes:
> 
> I am looking for the following types of jokes.  
> 
> Helen Keller jokes.
> Racial jokes (Jewish, Polish, Black, etc...)
> No arms no legs jokes.
> Pickup lines.
> 
> The rest I think I can send out for.  Thanx alot.
> 
> Albion
> albion@csd4.csd.uwm.edu

	You might try to find a book called "Truly Tasteless Jokes" 
(available at least up to volume III, probably lots more by now)
the author is Blanche Knott (sp?)  These were sold in paperback and
relatively inexpensive.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!				An Engineer                                  !
!############################################################################!
! An engineer is a person who passes as an exciting technical expert on      !
! the basis of being able to turn out with prolific fortitude, infinite      !
! strings of incomprehensive estimates calculated with microscopic           !
! precision from vague assumptions and debatable figures taken from          !  
! inconclusive data obtained with recording devices of problematical         !
! accuracy by uninformed persons of doubtful reliability and                 !
! questionable mentality.                          Author:  Unknown          ! 
!############################################################################!
! David Hoeferlin, Treasurer, Ohio Mu chapter of Tau Beta Pi                 !
! Electrical Engineering, Wright State University, Dayton Ohio.              !
! dhoeferlin@desire.wright.edu                                               !
!############################################################################!
! Wright State University contributes only to my poverty.  My actions,       !
! and opinions are my own.                                                   !
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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