HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams)
Subject: BIBLE ON CD ROM!
Originator: adw3345@ultb
Reply-To: adw3345@ultb.rit.edu ()
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 20:25:34 GMT


 A super-christian friend of mine was demonstrating his new CD rom
that contained a number of Bibles, (Old Testament, New Testament,
Diet Testament, Caffeine-Free Diet Testament, Cherry Coke Testament),
all with cross references, modern translations, and a quiz for every
passage. He was demonstrating how he could find any quote on the Bible
using a number of citeria.

 I highlighted the Ten Commandments and dumped it to my unix box,
where I ran the passage through Jive. 

 He was not amused. Seesh some people.

                                                       Derrick

 Thou shalt not kill. Slap mah fro!

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: farewell
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: i am a loser 
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 17:40:13 GMT



well they got me. right. i was sitting in a hotel room in santa fe smoking
a huge joint and thy bust through the door. super. not only am i in 
a shit load of trouble for my joke, but i'm up on drug charges. this
may be the last time you hear from me. right now i can hardly walk
because they straped my down to a table and beat the bottoms of
my feet with garden hoses to get me to confess.  like you care.
then they took turns fucking me in the ass. that wasnt so bad.
i kinda liked it. se ya in the next life. ciao. etc.


--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
						          "React with this!"
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37283 alt.fan.rush-limbaugh:8181
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: highway riding
Keywords: NSA CIA FBI SS IBM EDS FALN CReEP NBA SCSI FOB
Date: 8 Nov 92 17:21:54 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <BxCqwu.2ns@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>
>That's because only a few people want to kill CJ, but *everyone* wants to kill
>the President.  It just wouldn't be fair to let one person do it.

How about if we all just propped him up and let Saddam
Hussein do it?

				--Blair
				  "How much more of the Republican
				   vote would the Lion of Islam
				   have stolen from George Bush,
				   had he run?"
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: apology
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:33:16 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Hi Ho Silver writes:

>   My girlfriend has RP.  Does this mean she should have a different
>accent than I do?

You got that backwards dude. 
RP has your girlfriend. 
And when I'm done with her she'll definitely have a different accent.
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Advice for insomniacs
Distribution: world
Date: 10 Nov 92 21:00:21 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1dp4q1INNl2b@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>AjD's adequate-tasting mochamilk
>
>ingredients:
>8 oz. cold milk
>3 tbsp. ovaltine {tm}
>2 oz. kahlua liqueur {tm}
>
>directions:
>mix vigorously, serve in large coffee cup; small paper umbrella optional.
>

A SCREAMING ORGASM
3/4 ounce vodka
3/4 ounce Irish cream liqueur
3/4 ounce Kahlua
3/4 ounce amaretto: Amaretto di Saronno
ice
cocktail shaker
Old-Fashioned glass
8" penis
moderately tight vagina

you come up with your own directions
--
"...Sometimes piecing together ideas | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 as though making a collage cut      | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 from a magazine. Hoping that my     |------------------------------
 random non sequiturs will appear as great intellectual leaps.           
 Which, of course, they do." Joe Frank's Work in Progress "Iceland"
 -------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: vote early & often for James Michael Curley
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 02:20:21 GMT

In <rtivnms@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>Lance & I cancelled each other's votes on the California
>physician-assisted death initiative.  

Which one of you was in favor of it being mandatory?
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 9 Nov 1992 17:21:00 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov7.184919.16348@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>I was really disappointed when no-one was raptured on October 28.

I raptured a young woman on October 28.  Does that count?
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: why I love SGI
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 23:55:29 GMT

In <schnitzi.721417007@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson) writes:
>>Encore's doing fine, thank you, supplying 88000-based multiprocessors to
>>anyone who wants one.  One nice thing about that is there is no shortage
>>of computing power.  I have an 8 processor mini, with 1M of cache, 128M
>>of memory and a 1.2gig disk to call my own.  Mine, all mine!!  
>Great.  Yet another DiskSizeWar.

And with such a *TINY* machine, too.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Programming QuickDraw
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 06:07:47 GMT


A lady stands motionless in the crowd. The people have
all stopped talking; they listen and wonder if the sound
will return. Her face is small and distant, but she clearly
has a look of hope, a speck of comfort, a glimmer of a 
smile behind her face.

In the upper right corner of the canvas, a serrated 
twelve-inch hunting knife begins to penetrate the clouds.
A steady hand, the slow and gentle thrust of a sharpened point, 
the quiet noise of slicing cloth. The trees behind the crowd 
were made strong, but the blade cuts down through their branches 
without feeling the resistance.

Acrylic blues streak across the blade, marking the sky's defiance.
A growing layer of greens, then browns, smudges onto the sky on the
steel. The crowd quivers, and the knife begins to saw back and
forth, a gentle rasping sound. The crowd might be looking up, but
they are small and it's hard to tell. The lady in the distance is
nowhere near the blade, but somewhere the paints begin to scream.
An acrid, tangy scream.

Later, at the bottom of the canvas, the blade is covered in thick
red. This canvas is open now, and all the spirits of paint fill
the air with the wail of dead families. The blade suddenly pulls out, 
listening, and moves down the hall to the next frame, where silence
soon must end.


bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
From: damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i say kill bush
Date: 12 Nov 92 19:06:42 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:

>In article <1992Nov9.171214.22265@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>>
>>Ken Johnson advocates a little jocularity in t.b:
>>
>>>Come off it. What he said was:
>>>
>>>%  i want bush's head on a pike stuck in my front lawn.

>Sounds yummy:  fish'n'chips.

>>I observe without comment that Ken stopped far short of calling for the
>>impalement of *his* head of state, even in jest.

>It's against the constitution where he comes from.

Hmmm. 

Last time I looked, we didn't actually have a constitution.

Minor point though.

However, you may still be right - Ken, where *do* you come from?

Damian
damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk
--
pedant pedant dant dant pedant pedant dant dant
(to the tune of Pink Panther)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,comp.bbs.waffle
From: ralphs@halcyon.com (Ralph Sims)
Subject: Re: rot(13) posting
Organization: Northwest Nexus Inc. (206) 455-3505
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 04:05:15 GMT

gerald@gerald (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:

>>The 14 year old net.comm.genius. | Disclaimer: I don't know COBOL.

>Is this true? You're not really 14, are you? How did you get net access?

My 6 and 9 year old boys have net.access, as well.  No biggie.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Excerpt From The Musical: _Valdez!_
X-Xxdate: Tue, 10 Nov 92 14: 34:14 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 14:29:06 GMT

In article <BxHI69.2pv@rice.edu> HWRNMNBSOL, caz@owlnet.rice.edu writes:
>"Fish and Geese and Ducks will a-scurry,
> When I take you out in the slurry..."


"Oh, what a beautiful mourning..."

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                                this space for rent
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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From: bm90ash@brunel.ac.uk (Adrian S Harvey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What do you think???
Date: 11 Nov 92 13:00:15 GMT
Organization: Bizarre place somewhere !!!
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

What do people believe?

Does science have the answer to why we are here ?

Or did God create us ?


Response ........
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: I found a leaf
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 07:13:38 GMT


on top of an apple-stem.


It wasn't there
when I first took a bite.


Slowly, I
must descend this
ladder.

                              billbill@wetware.com
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What are the best grad schools for AI?
Date: 12 Nov 92 19:32:55 GMT
Distribution: all
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Christopher B Enstad (censtad@dumaine.gac.edu) wrote:

> T he Turing Test is defeatable and outdated

	I agree, For instance, it's readily apparent that "Christopher
B Enstad" is an AI program, just slightly more transparent than Eliza.

	"Christopher", please tell your programmer to, among other
obvious patches, fix the typo when your processing calls for an output
of "The".

--
| D. J. McCarthy                        The moving walkway is now ending;
| dmccart@gomez.intel.com                               please look down.
| ...!intelhf!mipos3!modl01!dmccart
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: What I do (was: Re: Vending machines are out ta get me)
Organization: crystallized bats
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 03:38:38 GMT

gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>
>Gerald, the cunning linguist

How happy I am to be in a profession where that phrase is what leaps to 
mind when people hear what I do.

Happy happy happy happy... 

--Zvi
(is that a uvula in your mouth, or are you just glad to see me?)


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Carasso
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 17:25:46 GMT

Matt Welsh writes:
>I miss the old guy. 
Snap out of it. As one of the "top" 25 posters according to news.lists I'm
pretty sure you don't appreciate it, but frankly I like the drop in noise
around here since he departed for his own personal hell. If it wasn't for
"gloat" I'd be happy as a cavenewt in a volcano. PV
-- 
Paul Vader           Systems Analyst, TINC consultant, Rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us   Hell's Cavenewt, FOAF, and vindicated liberal Democrat
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Subject: Elevators
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 18:32:52 GMT

rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:

>When I ride in an elevator, I usually position myself so that I can read the
>date on the inspection certificate.  If the date isn't in the current decade,
>then I think about how many strands might be left in the cable.

I tend to stand in front, right by the buttons. If you stand in the back,
short fat men will stand next to you, fart, and whistle out of tune.

If you stand in front of the buttons, you can knock down anyone who wants
to stop at any floor other than YOURS. Be sure to smile while doing this.

	the doc
--
Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 543-5004
Let's talk about your car. It's screaming, "Wash me please!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (The Steel General's Batsman)
Subject: You never find out until AFTER you marry her..
Organization: Cappo Ferra 6
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 03:36:26 GMT

"I think that's why people don't like mimes... they remind them of 
when they were young and trying to get a mime to talk."

"I got a mime to talk once."

"What did you do, Ami?"

"Well..."

"Did you goose the mime?"

"No.  I stabbed him with a pocket knife."




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: info on swedish rappers
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:18:10 GMT

in alt.rap, kunzb@coch4.alleg.edu (Barry Kunz) writes:
)Could someone please post or e-mail me the following information on "Papa  
)Dee", and the "Stonefunkers".Thanks in advance.

PAPA DEE IS A BREAKOFF GROUP MADE FROM JAZZY X MC FROM THE PAPA SMURFS
AND X MO FO FROM DEE LITE.  THE SAY THAT THEY GROW UP LISTENING TO LL
COOL J AND HANS ZIKMEIRS YOODLESMEISTER.

)What albums do they have out( U.S. releases included if they have any)

DER KILLEN DER COPPERMAN
YO' MO' STROODLE
DER PARTY DE HOUSEN
DER PARTY DE HOUSEN II



carasso,
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: SSC: AYN RAND CAN EAT MY SHORTS
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 02:17:28 GMT

In <Bx5K0F.4F0@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:

>Except for Ross "ears" Perot and uncontested seats I voted a straight
>Libertarian ticket.

>jv <- "and then I bought a brownie on the way out"

How did she vote?
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37481 alt.religion.kibology:4609
From: 6168aa@gmuvax.gmu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Reference Books
Date: 10 Nov 92 04:09:05 -0500
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, VA.

In article <1992Oct30.034705.5442@tc.cornell.edu>, mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
> The dictionary on my shelf is printed by a company called "Random House".
> 
> Does this worry anyone other than me?
> 
> mdw
> that might explain some of my writings
> 
> 
> -- 
> Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
> Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
>   "Yow!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!"


		Know wander know buddy Cannes spill. Spelle. Watt ebbor.

				--Zachar
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: six inch spike
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:34:48 GMT

In article <BxIuDt.4x8@news.udel.edu> hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams) writes:
>
>you've worn the hat...
>you've done the drug...
>
>now see the movie.
>
>

Life was warm-headed, inebriated, and entertained in the land of people
with no elbow or knee joints.

-T

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Short, Shameful Confession
Keywords: :-)
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Tue, 3 Nov 1992 23:30:00 GMT

ecr2@ellis.uchicago.edu (rw reed) writes:

>In a talk conversation yesterday, I used more than 50 smilies all told of four
>different varieties.

I would have been impressed if you had used 50 similes in a conversation.

--infidel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Zed [was: Re: space]
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 08:24:26 GMT

In article <6895@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>In article <Bx7FJJ.Bw@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>>In article <47g1_9@rpi.edu> zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu (Zed) writes:
>
>>   Music is the space between the notes.
>>Worms are the space between John Cage.
>Kibo is the space between the pixels on your screen.
Zed is the space between issued of The Fred.

							-- K.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schloss@next09wor.wam.umd.edu (Heather Fran Schloss)
Subject: Re: I met the devil the other day...
Keywords: anything i feel like doing to you is alright...
Reply-To: that guy over there
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:42:45 GMT

In article <40386@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> cs199aa@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher)  
writes:
> 
> Well, I guess I really did it last night. For Halloween, I dressed
> as a Nerd. So, naturally, I looked for other Nerds at the parties I
> attended. I saw a guy in a red suit with a bow-tie. So, I thinks to
> myself, "Hey, a Fellow Nerd." So, I start the universal Nerd-call to
> this person, "Nerd! Nerd! Nerd!" He turns to me just as he's putting
> his Satan mask back on. Opps! I just called the Devil a *NERD*!
> Anybody have any experience with these sorts of things? 



	I got an erector set.
	show off
	throw a towel over it
	do some pushups, pablo, it'll go away.


		HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHeatherrrrrrrrrrrrr
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Keywords: killfile me now
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 11 Nov 92 17:06:34 CST


In article <BxIHEH.1p5@tegra.com>, vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Nov9.214610.1312@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca) writes:
> 
> 	Yes, I admit it.  I gave Alfvaen the inspiration for the
>    "name the rank-and-file of talk.bizarre" contest, because the
>    ---
>    David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.
>    ^^^^^^^^^^^
> 
> RIM JOCKEY.
> 
> 
>        

hey, does that make one of his postings a ...

nah, I can't say it. Where's Carasso when you need him?
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gloat
Date: 5 Nov 1992 17:13:47 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Keywords: DDDUUUHHHH!!!!


Heh. I don't remember who started this, but I hope these guys like the fan  
mail. Is this the sort of stuff that made Carasso famous to start with?

HHMMMM. Wonder how the test responder machines' load is this time of year?

NEWSGROUPS: alt.president.clinton,misc.test,talk.bizarre
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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: the FBI is after me, really
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 15:58:33 GMT

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Cc: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: i say kill bush
Status: OR

>A user on your system is utilizing your mail to commit a federal
>offense. I am sending a copy of his correspondence to the FBI.
>You should take action to prohibit this person from utilizing your system.


>I have sent this letter to the FBI. Seriously. I hope that you will
>understand that your suggested actions are not only unacceptable... 
>they are illegal.

so, anyone ever have the FBI chase after them for a usenet posting. i
suppose this is a good way to lose all net access. i wonder if carasso
ever had this problem. also, does anyone out there know this guy? let me
know. i'd hate to get a knock on my door at 3 am by some guys in trench
coats and sunglasses. oh, this was in response to an ulta-sarcastic
posting about bush which i would love to repeat to you in person. so sorry
i can't do it over the net.
--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
						          "React with this!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cesium,alt.non.sequitur
From: mallen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Mark Allen)
Subject: Re: My Favorite Molecule (or, Short Shameful Addiction)
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 04:16:21 GMT

Okay, its cocaine.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: crash test dummy
Organization: Castle Wetware
Distribution: ba
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 17:50:37 GMT

if you still have a CRASH TEST DUMMY halloween mask i want it.
other masks can be used for similar fun, but i mainly want your
CRASH TEST DUMMY mask.

it will have fun.

it will be well-fed.

act now; this operator is standing by!

                              billbill@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: What do you think???
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:40:11 GMT

In article <BxJysH.yD@brunel.ac.uk> bm90ash@brunel.ac.uk (Adrian S Harvey) writes:
>What do people believe?

Things.

>Does science have the answer to why we are here ?

Science doesn't have things, not being corporeal. People have things. You,
for instance, have "sophomoric tendencies." I hope you're a sophomore.
(Apologies to CMBA)

>Or did God create us ?

Postulating God's existence, inclination, and ability, and further postulating
God's relevance... naah. Inadequately well-hung.

>Response ........

This.

-T

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Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

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