HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Transformations
Distribution: world
Date: 27 Aug 92 18:01:47 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love


I am a gazelle the size of an amoeba, but a large amoeba.

I swim through the ocean looking for plankton.  I see many bioluminescant
jellyfish, but they don't interest me.  Yet.

Ah, plankton!  I eat some.  Now I am a small shrimp-like thing the size
of a gazelle.  But a small gazelle.

Now I am ready for the jellyfish.  I select two of the brightest I can
find, and attach one to each of my large, twitching antennae.  They
try to sting me, but my body absorbs the poison, processes it, and
releases it out into the water as diet coke.  This will help the
signal carry farther.

I release some of my own enzymes into the jellyfish.  When they
finish their work, the delicate globes no longer glow in the visible
portion of the spectrum, but in the far ultraviolet.

I begin broadcasting signals through my antennae, using the jellyfish as
emitters and lenses.  The amount of energy I am pumping out causes all life
within three kilometers of me to be killed instantly, and the water begins
to froth, but that is not my concern.

When the message reaches my home, in roughly eight and a half years, my
friends will know what to do.  Then we'll see some _real_ changes around
here.

--
...uunet!canetoad!larne                          canetoad!larne@uunet.uu.net
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: I DID IT
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 17:13:48 GMT

In <v9=n76+.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:


>Honest, it was me.

Yes, but would you do it _again_?

steve
-- 
aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: Re: Administrata or Another Flame From greg or Short Shameful Confession
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 03:02:34 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.010224.315@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
*In article <1992Aug31.142455.2104@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes:
*>--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu
*>
*>        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "
*
*And madison.  And the rentacops killing the shoplifter at the store across
*the street.  And, of course, red wine on my carpeting.

Oh good grief!  greg and I went through all this in email last week.  I didn't
go into all that because it just would've been too damn long and I have to
draw the line somewhere.  Maybe I should send you copies every time greg and
I bicker about the little things, just to keep you updated.

Didn't know about the red wine, though.  I did supress the urge to ask "How
could you tell?"


Mark "George Webb's greasy fries" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: Que es mas macho?
Organization: The NorWEB Federation
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 17:11:46 GMT

rpwhite (rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil) wrote:
> aliasing f to finger or fg? 

	REAL MEN         alias f to format.
	REAL ROLEPLAYERS alias f to find.
	REAL LOONIES     alias f to false.
	REAL MUNCHKINS   alias f to fasthalt, but can't run it anyway.



I have p aliased to su, and I have my reasons.
--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"Data is a toaster."
                "I toast... therefore I am."
                                        "POWDERRRRRED! TOAAAAAAST! MAAAAAAAAN!"
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: talking to women
Date: 3 Sep 92 17:23:10 GMT

Roger "clueless" David "for his tiny equipment" Carasso sputtered:

> Sexually abusing your 16 year old step daughter that you brought to
> fat.bob does not count.

As we were considering your inability to talk to women, Karla stands as
a case in point. [And by the way, she's now 18, perfectly lovely and
well spoken, and John Hoffman's step daughter [I attended John's and
Nancy Kemp's wedding about six weeks back], not mine (ever).]

After your feeble attempts to put some moves on her, her opinion of
you, when asked later that night while I was getting ready to spend the
night with her mother(*), was that you were something better left
beneath the rock out from under which you'd crawled.

That of course, was after we'd had to prompt her several times to
remember that you'd even spoken to her, or existed at all.

Usual Carasso charm, I'm sure.

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
(*) ... in bed, natch.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: Institute of Illegal Images
Date: 31 Aug 92 15:15:35 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.
Distribution: usa


I heard a story this weekend on NPR about a gallery/museum
in San Francisco called the Institute of Illegal Images -
It shows, among other things, samples of blotter acid
artwork and other psychedelic art relics.

Does someone in the SF area have any information about
this place? Anyone been there? Is it worth a stop?

BENth

benth@microsoft.com


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 23:54:06 GMT

In article <exuptr.424.715005994@exu.ericsson.se>, exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (exuptr@exu.ericsson.se) writes:
# or just alt.flame.menses

To be fair, this should be created with it's sibling group,
alt.flame.dsb -- `dsb' being an acronym for `deadly sperm buildup,' a
condition commonly occuring among men who don't get enough sex, can't
bring themselves to masturbate, and who regularly put a hose clamp
around their willies at night to prevent nocturnal emissions.  It
generally results in irritability, followed by irrationality, moral
decay, mental disintegration, possibly heart attack, stroke and severe
constipation, and finally a lingering painful death.

The volume on that group would likely be quite high, though.  Still...
I'd vote for its creation.

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"When people reached the last drop of their drinks, the face of Larry
Storch would seem to look out at them from the bottom, belch
contentedly and say, ``Now I am truly what I always was.  Pass the
corn nuts.''"
						     -- Larne Pekowsky
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: Administrata
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 03:58:45 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.203156.11655@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
*grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
*>  I would just like to make it clear that greg Nowak is NOT a doughtnut-eating
*>  giraffe-humper.
*
*I would like to make it clear that Marky Lippert is not a rank newbie
*but has been posting bilge for a long time.
*
*>   That is all.
*
*One can only hope.

Haw haw haw!!!  This is TOO funny!  Face it everyone, we're just outclassed.
Just pack it all up and go home.  There's no way to compete with this witty,
bizarre, unbelievably original individual.


Mark "When will this goob figure it out?" Lippert
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Wow, this is great
Date: 26 Aug 92 17:53:42 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN TALK.BIZARRE sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
)
)"think globally, act locally"

I'll pay $10 to anyone who sends me the following bumper stickers:

   "Think Locally, Act Locally: Mind your own fucking business!"
   "Think Globally, Act Globally:  Americans for Global Domination"

-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27960 rec.games.netrek:5881
From: kb32+@andrew.cmu.edu (Kevin Michael Bernatz)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.games.netrek
Subject: Re: Please
Date: 29 Aug 92 19:35:32 GMT
	<1992Aug29.055339.24581@dsd.es.com>
Organization: Senior, Chemical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Excerpts from netnews.rec.games.netrek: 29-Aug-92 Re: Please Ray Jones -
Perp@itchy.d (3258)

> I cloak, act as if I'm about to dock,
> wait for the inevitable torp stream, uncloak, kill them, and then take the
> planet uncloaked

The obvious lack of cluefull enemies approach.  I would advise anyone
NOT to try this against a cluefull enemy, since they will simply det
their torps and hose you to kingdom come.....

-KB
 Akira
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Do you people have jobs?--> NO.
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 19:43:26 GMT

owhite@nmsu.edu (smouldering dog) writes:

>In article <1992Aug24.194753.22549@fcom.cc.utah.edu> PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:

>> i myself, am a foolish grad student sucking funds from the 
>> public just to barely eek out a miserable existence so i 
>> can do work than 98% of the population cannot understand
>> or even care about. fuck 'em, as long as they pay me, i'll do it. 

>one is inclined to wonder how you would continue if you couldnt have
>usenet for the daily oppurtunity to pin youself up on a cross.

That's a pain in the ass to do.  You can never get the last nail in.

mark

Shame on me.  Gratuitously stolen from the Young Ones.  Monty Python
quotes to follow.  .....must.....stop!.....
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: T.b bumper stickers (YUCK! YUCK!)
Date: 31 Aug 1992 20:12:58 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>BoB
>teVh
 ^^^^
>lost my home row

HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

YOU BOBTECH ARE A FUCKING LOSER! DIE! DIE! DIE!


5150
SOMEONE had to do it
From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I Like Chinese
Date: 27 Aug 92 17:13:37 GMT
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs

I went out to Dragon China for lunch today
And I feel fine.

No.

Wrong catch - phrase.

What I meant to say is

I went out to Dragon China for lunch today and I got a fortune cookie.
And before reading it, I made myself eat it, thereby dooming myself,
underworld - wise, to its consequences. Complete with the implicit
that's usually implicit. And then I took a deep breath and read it.

"Advice is most seldom taken when most needed."


-T

In bed

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: <****>
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 22:39:15 GMT



Dansu feels trapped.  He is gathering his nets and glancing at his
wife as she fixes his breakfast.  Her proud Mayan features look grim
in the early morning light.  It has been a long time since he has
derived pleasure from gazing at her squat body.

Dansu places the nets in the small wooden boat and rows out to sea.
This morning he does not cast the nets but paddles north.  

On the third day he waves down an American Coast Guard ship.  He is
taken to the captain.  The captain is a polite man in a bright white
suit.  The captain looks like Dansu.  Dansu takes a serrated fishing
knife out of his clothes and pierces the captains throat.  The captain
gurgles while blood seeps out of his wound and onto the metal floor,
staining the shiny white suit.  Dansu puts on the bloodstained
uniform.  He goes out on deck, everyone salutes him as if he were the
captian which of course he is.  He runs the ship smoothly.

After several months the thick calluses on his hands grow soft and his
leathery skin fades to a creamy peach color.  He buys a fiat spyder
and assembles it piece by peace in his cabin.  Dansu spends his free
time reading the classics in the drivers seat of his car.  He clamps
books to his steering wheel and strokes his beard while he reads. 

One day Dansu gets very stoned and realizes he is just a character in
a story that is starting to resemble a Gooley post.  Dansu buys a
small wooden boat and some nets and hastily returns to his village.
His wife is standing in the doorway of their hut with her hands on her
hips, she gives him a stony glare for a few minutes then breaks into a
loud laugh.  

Dansu realizes that she has a beautiful smile. 

The next evening Dansu's hands are bleeding and raw from the nets,
his back and shoulders ache, but he feels happy.  That night he dreams
about a fiat spyder but forgets about the dream in the morning. 

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso (was figure it out for yourself, college boys)
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 15:26:49 GMT

Stick to aliases, Carasso. When you post as yourself, it's rarely interesting.

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: T.b bumper stickers (YUCK! YUCK!)
Date: 2 Sep 92 07:27:41 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>BoB
>teVh

This reminds me of the Encyclopedia Brown book
in which E. Brown reasons that a message
(...is hidden in the cat)
contained a typo.

-Sho
--
sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu <<-- it must be in the vat!
From: glenn@moeng2.morgan.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A lesson, college boys
Date: 2 Sep 1992 19:25:25 -0500
Organization: The Space-Time Fabrication Institute, Rockville, MD.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

In article <8394@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au> newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au writes:
>
>>
>>because i got a pointy hat, son, and that's status.
>
>A dunce hat, perchance?
>
>>you can argue with me, but you can't argue with status.
>
>And you show your status, your imagined supremacy, by adding
>me to a killfile?  Shame, Gypsy, shame.  That's the easy way out.

As y'all can see, here we have an example of the dangers of failing
to footnote.  I suggest the use of a hypertext-based newsreader in
order to preserve the intended flow of articles while maingaining
easy access to the footnotes, but that only works on those posts
written to accomodate such a newsreader.

Yes, footnote all your litterary allusions, even to the classics.
You never know who just won't get it.

>Fine.  I'll still post this article, though, despite the fact that
>you'll never read it.  I'll let it stand as a monument to the brittleness
>of the famed Gypsy, so that others may see how easily she shatters.  Two
>lousy posts was all it took to make you retreat into the security
>blanket of your killfile.  Frankly, my dear, I'm astonished.

Did everyone correctly translate this exercise?  For those of you who
aren't sure, it's:

	How dare you spoil my fun by refusing to play my flamegame?
	How can I tell which of us "won" if you won't play the same
	game as I do?  Maybe a non sequitur insult will make me feel
	better and nobody else will notice that it doesn't fit.

If you didn't get it, don't worry.  You still have another week to 
prepare for the exam.  When you've seen enough variations on this
passage go by you'll recognize them in no time flat.



EXTRA CREDIT:  Come up with a _NEW_ (or at least less often used)
               cheap rhetorical ploy.  Additional points awarded
               for subtlety and conviction.



-- 
D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

How much interest is there in a TV/TS newsgroup?  How many would post there?
You can send me mail anonymously at wi.2743@wizvax.methuen.ma.us (was wi.79)
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: periodicity
Date: 21 Aug 92 07:54:51 GMT
Organization: Speakers for the Bread

dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) said: 
-> From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
-> "Ok kids, time to face the truth:  VOLUME was a bad idea."
-> 							still is
-
-Oh, David, David, David.
-
-If VOLUME!!! was a bad idea, why has the readership of t.b increased from
-40,000 to 160,000 since it was adopted as the byword of the newsgroup?

a)  Shit happens.
b)  The unemployment rate has gone up also. 
c)  All of the above.
d)  Because the amount of sense on usenet is a constant,
    and as more people start reading, more people will
    keep reading.
e)  All of the above.
f)  Because usenet readership in general has gone up; we're
    only seeing a byproduct of that.
g)  All of the above.
h)  Because if VOLUME!!! had been a good idea, we would have
    more QUALITY posts; instead the number seems constant, 
    driving the signal/noise ratio lower and lower.
i)  All of the above.

						cynic or soothsayer
						    you decide

-- 
      David Bedno		   	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
		"Well shit eat, dude."  - Starcap'n Ra
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Do you people have jobs?
Date: 29 Aug 92 14:58:55 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <5962@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Gary Heston writes:
>
>>Yeah. Do you, or do you just draw a paycheck on my tax dollars?
>
>As a matter of fact, that's exactly what I do.

Me too!

-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Subject: Re: IN _____ THEY HAVE ___ DIFFERENT WORDS FOR ________
Date: 25 Aug 92 12:00:34 MDT
Followup-To: alt.cascade,talk.bizarre
Reply-To: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

In article <7335@skye.ed.ac.uk>, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>In Iceland they have 8 different words for Snow
>In Italy they have 42 different words for Buttocks
>In Spain they have 58 different words for Sleep
>In Hungary they have 32 different words for Sausage
>In Scotland they have 0 words for Rush
>In Argentina they have 671 different words for Secret Police
>In America they have 5630 words for Car
>In Britain we have 260 different words for Food Poisoning
In alt.cascade, they have 1 word for misc.test baitors
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.butt.harp
From: rmr@sgi.com (selfish meme)
Subject: Re: RICHH: TELL ME SOMETHING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 18:33:52 GMT

9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:
>In article <BtH984.L38@news.cso.uiuc.edu> Paul-Pomes@uiuc.edu writes:
>>grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
>>
>>>Love, best wishes and here's hoping something heavy falls on your
>>>genitals soon. xxxooo
>>
>>How nice.  How wise were you during your high-school and college days?
>>How very lucky of you to have never done anything you regretted later.
>>Try to have some perspective.  Buy some if you're short.
>
>Like yeah!  This guy should sell his C-64 and make a downpayment on a
>clue...  Many's the hopeless helpless hour I've spent poring over Richh's
>stuff - a genius, that's what he is, y'all hear, he's a GEEN-IUS.
>
>Hmm.
>
>Mitch.


Please take this thread out of alt.prose.


			Robert.
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: using rn
Date: 20 Aug 92 20:22:08 GMT
Organization: Bonfires of the Vanities and other bedroom furniture

Now, yes, I realise that rn is not the newsreader of choice for most
people, but it does have it's advantages; not having to think being 
the primary one.  In fact, in the documentation for rn, it mentions 
that you could read through all your unread news and only have to hit
the space bar.  The documentation doesn't mention the mental health
problems that develop from doing this, but very rarely is documentation
this comprehensive.

Keeping that in mind, I have developed a simple way to read rn with a 
minimum of finger movement; and indeed a minimum of brain activity.

If you keep one finger on the space bar, the n key and the k key, you 
should have no problem keeping up, especially in such read-only groups
as rec.humor.funny, news.groups and alt.sex.pictures.  (I keep my index
finger on the space bar, middle finger on the n and ring on the k.) The 
special case of actually wanting to save articles will require some 
movement, but this occurs infrequently enough not to be a problem.  
Additionally, marking an article to return later can be done with a simple 
moving of the hand.  

Next: how to construct a useful and comprehensive killfile structure.

						works for me

-- 
      David Bedno		   	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
		"Well shit eat, dude."  - Starcap'n Ra
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: employment
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 11:53:59 GMT

In <1992Aug24.214911.3291@advtech.uswest.com> mgooley@agni (Mark. Gooley) writes:

>I have a job now.

>Mark., less time for t.b

Imminent death of talk.bizarre predicated, phlegm at 11.
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: Wow, this is great
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 02:42:44 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.155247.27101@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
*If my stuff is so bad don't read it.

I don't.  Every once in a while I glance at it to see if it's improved.
Hasn't so far.

*I enjoy flaming pecksniffian oldbies, especially you.

Flame?  Flickers, more like it.  Why, back in my day, we had REAL flames,
oh, if you could've seen the flames I've seen...where are my teeth?

*I will continue to fuck with you Marky, so I suggest you learn
*to write better flames or put me in a killfile.

Oh, and me without my Off.  Help, help, please help!  The big bad Sean is
going to get me.  Besides, it wasn't a flame, it was a suggestion that
you should wipe up your drool and post something that's actually bizarre,
instead of whining about my shit.  Prove yourself, THEN go after the gimps.


Mark "RAID!" Lippert 
*
*--
*
*"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater
*
*	\\\\\sean/////


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Once in sync, always in sync
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 22:22:25 GMT

grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
: Just got the new Milk & Cheese today.  Dorkin says he's going to take off
: from doing it for six months to a year to pursue other projects.  Your luck
: (and mine) just doesn't end, does it?
: 
: For those of you who don't think a Milk & Cheese discussion belongs here, 
: you've never read it.  Shame on you.

No, it's when everybody's read it and after you've read it for the first time
you think it's the absolute height of wit and after reading it and hearing it
quoted thousands of times and seeing T-shirts everywhere that it ceases to
belong here.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Tom Waits:Nighthawks At The Diner
Current Read--Michel Jeury:Chronolysis