HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: this week
Date: 14 Dec 92 22:30:18 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
This week is my week to
	a) subvert the dominant paradigm,
	b) question authority,
	c) rock the boat, and
	d) be generally annoying.

I'm doing this because
	a) I'm back from vacation about 6 months earlier
	   than I wanted to be; and
	b) my boss yelled at me for not blowing off my
	   penultimate deadline to make those edits in the
	   first place.

My pre-ante-penultimate boss would have yelled at me for 
blowing off the deadline.  My ante-penultimate boss was insane.  
And my penultimate boss didn't interact with me at all.  Not 
once.  Standards change, I guess.

But anyway, this all means I'm annoyed.  And hence annoying.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: ssc
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 06:32:56 GMT

"Naked Lunch" is on downstairs, and I'm not watching it.

--
Ben Cox (seen it already)
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: my favorite post of the week
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 1992 19:34:48 GMT

In article <1992Dec6.061834.52592@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jcg2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JASON GIRARD) writes:
>In article <Bysqn9.EyB@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F.
>Woods) writes:
>>                                       newsfroup
>                                            ^^^^^
>      I think some ball-busting is in order!!!
>

	Oy.

	Brother can you spare a Clue (TM)?
-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: last night i dreamed i saw richard nixon (a kirov moment)
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 17 Dec 92 14:02:51 CST


In article <1992Dec17.134833.27240@walter.cray.com>, jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
> 
> In article <1gqeplINNdto@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
> > a-one-and-a-TWO-and-a-one-and-a-TWO!
> > 
> > he was kicking pigeons outside the berkeley bart.
> 
> kicking pigeons?!?!?!?!?!?
>  no, no, no, Curtis.
> 
> Being shot by a sniper outside the Farragut West Metro is a Kirov moment.
> 
> jkc (comrade, you are no gelsey kirkland)

Of course I am not suggesting here that Mr. Nixon should have such a moment.

Had I been old enough, I would have voted for him. Really.

Hell, if he'd decided to run *this* year, I would have voted for him.
From: adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: kit
Date: 16 Dec 92 12:07:13 GMT
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory

In article <1gmj01INNlpq@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>See?  What did I tell you.
>I mean, has anything bad happened to _you_ in the last three months?

ya know, I took your little theory 
seriously until this weekend.  since
saturday, I have:

gotten a flat tire
broken my turk's dishes
lost my bank card


today, I plan to be evicted.

/pfinerty/h:j
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Theme music.
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 16:55:31 GMT

dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus) writes:

>In article <1gt0i6INNcq2@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
>>One of the best cruising tunes in recent memory.

>For me the canonical road tune has to be (sad to say) 
>Tom Petty doing that "Running down a dream" or whatever
>it's called.  Either that or Eddie Rabbit doing "Drivin'
>my life away", or maybe Tom Robinson doing "2-4-6-8
>Motorway" or maybe the illustrious Dayglo Abortions 
>doing "Drugged and Driving".  None of these really have the
>right quality for an entire road trip, but I guess Herr Petty's
>tune ain't too bad.

Hoodoo Guru's "Like Wow/WipeOut", but only because it's the best song
to do _anything_ to.

mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cathys response to siouxs flames
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 22:37:36 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Dec10.234321.2783@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>In article <1g6ar0INNnsc@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec9.190820.351@scott.skidmore.edu> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
>>>
>>>to all of you lowlife peckerheads who have decided that sioux and
>>>myself are not worthy to post here, i have a few things to say:
>
>[Lots of stuff omitted in here; you've all seen it already.  I just have one
>observation to make...]
> 
>> the problem with this, of course, i that it does not make you
>> folks interesting.  the bitchy bit is good for a couple of
>> posts, but it'll get old real fast.
>
>Ah, at last someone gets the point.  They DON'T WANT to be interesting.  They
>WANT their posts to get old real fast.  They want to make you low-life
>peckerheads into annoyed and angry low-life peckerheads.  Can't say I blame
>'em.  

So they want to be killfiled and forgotten?  They could have saved a lot of
trouble by not logging in at all.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: the same as before as afters
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:51:26 GMT


The currants. Oh yes the currants. Spread deeply with butter.
Quite toasted. A little sugar, yes, please. No, no chain. Just
the leather.

Verbs: 
quiver, quake, mow and rake.
speak, spike, spunk, and spake.
heel, toe, claim, and stake.

Flannel. Plastic. Rubber. Linen. Down. Serta. Bungie.

The greatest aim of a society is to ENTERTAIN its citizens.
The greatest result of science is to TRAIN its citizens.
The least of citizens has DISDAIN for sociency.

He was a man with taste, control, and a penchant for whipping
cream for his berries. Not just any berries; two strawberries,
every day, in the morning.  Usually he shared with friends, but
this crop was too spare. Outside his rooms, they pouted. *SNAP*
*SNAP* their little ears perked up, and they glanced at each other,
beginning to pant. They stared at the turning doorknob, willing speed
to it. He appeared slowly, leashes in one hand. They sat up properly
for him, and he fastened to their collars. Out for the morning walk,
in crisp steamy air.

Dogs don't really _like_ berries, but they assent as a form
of entertainment for their master. Neither do they care how
the light appears, only that the switch works. snap snap.
It is beneath them, really.

bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Fuck YOU
Date: 20 Dec 92 06:06:39 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

I MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN, do not really exist, I am a figment of your
imagination and will continue to pop up like a bad priaprasm (sp.) untill
y'all begin to contribute positively to the world at large.  Kill file Lehigh
if you wish, I'll show up some where else, Kill file MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN,
I'll get a new code, I do not control me, you control me, I am your worst
nightmare.  BTW, I hate milk and cookies and I have decided in the spirit of
the season to go on vacation for a month Via Con Su Puta Pendejos.  KILL FILE
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN--- ithinknot.

-- 
my name is mike and i'm a .sig-a-holic, i have been virtually .sig free for
ten days now, my life is so much clearer, i pledge to do my best to never
have a long .sig again.  i don't need one because i'm good enough, i'm smart
enough and god darnit, people like me.  ob info: mlsa@lehigh.edu, mike
sherman phone# 758-0207 disclaimer, we don't neeeed no steeenking disclaimer.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's dildo
Followup-To: rec.humor,misc.test
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 14:08:47 GMT

In <1992Dec18.030720.15104@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley ) writes:

>>>>Ho ho!  Yes, the only Hassid in the world with a penis ring.


>>>soc.singles response: "You'll have to promise to show it to me at the next
>>>boink! :) "
>>>
>>>alt.romance.chat response: "What's a penis ring?  Anyway, *kisses* and
>>>*hugs*."
>>
>>sci.math response: What two operations have you defined over your penis?

>alt.conspiracy response: please reference the latest 78-part series posted
>here about the government 1978 coverup of penis rings and mind-control
>microwave lasers.


Could someone please mail me the complete list of newsgroups and their
responses?



-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
dominate the subversive paradigm
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: 16 Dec 92 14:50:20 GMT
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs

God of darkly-clad women, sitting in corners of New York City bars,
who read bad poetry and never blink.

-T

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: March of the Newbies
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 22:08:25 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Dec15.115010.27424@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>In article <1992Dec13.221224.25125@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>>
>>			is a horse considered livestock?
>>
>>						sioux
>
>Not if it's dead.


Then it's considered lunch.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:41668 alt.stupidity:3466 soc.culture.asean:8715
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.stupidity,soc.culture.asean
Subject: Re: Muslim Wakeup
Date: 15 Dec 92 00:57:27 GMT
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

adriana@ecst.csuchico.edu (Adriana Aris) writes:
: 
: 
: In article <1992Dec14.014647.23390@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes) writes:
: >adriana@ecst.csuchico.edu (Adriana Aris) writes:
: >: 
: >: 						   /.............
: >: Think of it as a mirror in which you can see    \    	:
: >: your own paranoia and bigotary.				:
: >: 				- Adriana			:
: >What's a bigotary? A museum for moustaches?			:
: 								:
: Yes.  That is exactly what I was saying.  Your postings		:
: are not only obnoxious and paranoid but they also have		:
: moustaches.  But, thanks for shaving this time..................:
								          
  You are very weird.
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: __ is the __ of the '90s
Date: 12 Dec 1992 00:23:30 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu
Summary: fat old fucks with raging hormones and tenure


Bob Packwood is the Ted Kennedy of the '90s.


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Marketing Trends which must be encouraged
Date: 17 Dec 92 20:18:35 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA


TOGO's is now selling a turkey, stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce
sandwich.

What more need be said?

mr HEINOUS
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: T.B Boxed Edition
Date: 13 Dec 92 15:58:40
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
In-reply-to: cliftonr@netcom.com's message of Sat, 12 Dec 1992 00:46:46 GMT
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Comments: My only domestic quality is that I live in a house.


Pope Clifton <cliftonr@netcom.com> writes:
pope> Followup-To: misc.test

Phew!! I almost fell for that!!

pope> Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska (osa@wilbur.unh.edu) wrote:
pope> : => NEWBIE ZONE (corner square)
pope> : 
pope> : => you put a silly ascii graphic in your .sig -4
pope> : => you imitate Carasso -5
pope> : 
pope> : What if "you put a silly ascii graphic in your .sig and then Carasso
pope> : does the same, and then everybody does the same?"

pope> Imitation is the insincerest form of mockery.  -12

Oh... Ok...  got it. So when someone imitates Carasso, it's imitation,
when Carasso imitates you it's mockery. Gotcha. Yeah. Ok. 

So... when are you gonna write "HUG ME!" in your .sig?

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.

                               HUG ME!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: t.b hits an awesome streak
Reply-To: aaron%atlantis@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 04:12:15 GMT

Andrew - Palfreyman (lordSnooty@cup.portal.com) wrote:
: it's practically incredible, but there it is.
: december 8-10th-ish posts to t.b were the best
: i've seen since i can remember - years and years.

By a strange coincidence, this corresponds with my period of absence from the
Net, while changing accounts.

I don't want to think about that too hard.

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"I never gave it a thought, I never thought I should think
 I would go along with anyone and anything"  --Rupert Hine
Current Album--Return of The Jedi Soundtrack
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Hmmm....
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:52:44 GMT

In article <1gkqgfINNhbb@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
|In article <1gis43INN86n@milk.Warren.MENTORG.COM> tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli) writes:
|>In article <MJD.92Dec13033409@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Sayushka Ivanov") writes:

|>>People who have had sex with me never forget me because I am the only
|>>person any of them know who hits them over the head with a heavy
|>>dictionary before, during, and after.

|>I just use one of those small pocket spelling dictionaries.  I wonder
|>what Freud would say.

|Freud would probably use a German dictionary.

Austrian, more likely. Or latin...

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Renaming my new cat
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 03:46:24 GMT

in rec.pets, bacchus@mcl.ucsb.edu (Graham Linn) writes:
)
)I was wondering if people have had problems in renaming their cats?

DES IZT DER DAM PANZYS PROBLEM. DER PROPERMISSIMOKLINHOSSIN NAME DER
KATS IZT ADOLF POUR LE MACHISSIMOKLINHOSSIN ET OLGA POUR LE PANZY
FEMME KATS.  YA. YA. YA.
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Christmas Song / SATAN
Date: 15 Dec 92 16:08:49 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <45S=KV=@engin.umich.edu>, ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering
) writes:
>In article <1992Dec15.031245.39943@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (J
USTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA) writes:
>>Uh, excuse the newbie, here, but you've gotta be kidding.
>>sol  |  sorry about the door
>
>I think not, Justin.  I never kid.
>For your information, Mister Solonynka, we here at the Talk.Bizarre Official
>Greeting Directorate pray daily, nay hourly, for the enlightenment of the
>huddled masses of newbiedom.  In fact, for the past several weeks, we've
>been saying a special little prayer for you and your befuddled compatriots
>at Lehigh.  Every hour, on the hour, we pray that you will acquire the
>ability to change your fullnames so they don't appear in ANNOYING CAPITAL
>LETTERS, that you will come to terms with the soul-destroying knowledge
>that the main reason you're at Lehigh is because you weren't good enough
>to get into Penn, and that you will finally accept Our Lord, Jesus Christ,
>as your personal saviour and, at long last, post something bizarre.
>You see, Justin, there's hope for you.  Your .signature is about the most
>bizarre thing I've seen out of Lehigh so far.  Granted, that's not
>saying much, but as the saying goes, from small acorns great oak trees
>grow.  Realize your potential.  Rise above the deplorable mundanity of
>your fellow students, write something creative, and you too can be saved.
>ljd

Mr. Doering, you've figured it out.  Lehigh students almost invariably have a
stick up their ass.  This is perhaps due to the fact that the computing center
insists on putting our realnames in capitals JUST TO ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ANY
OF US THAT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF CREATIVITY!  Though many would disagree,
perhaps I, too, can get that stick out and become a useful member of
talk.bizarre.  I should be creative, eh?  No more idiotic Monty Python
ramblings?  Fine.  And SANTA does equal SATAN.

sol  |  Jesus was a plumber
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 14:19:41 GMT

aaron@atlantis.uucp writes:

>Paul Moloney (pmoloney@maths.tcd.ie) wrote:
>: 
>: Try some sleeping tablets. Lots of them.
> 
>Wait a minute.  Your name looks familiar.

>I remember.  You were the one who posted 173 or so messages to talk.bizarre so
>you could get into the top 20 posters or something.

Why, I would've never known he was here if you hadn't posted this.  Do you
mean to tell me you didn't killfile him permanently at the time?

mark

(and in all groups?)
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Picasso-puss)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: At Ease
Distribution: world
Date: 17 Dec 92 17:47:11 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

Only the unintentional pain ever makes it to the canvas;
the time has come to move on. Splash esill on your easel.
Now walk away.

Far to the east, triplet spires wobble against the
artificial horizon. Bored with the alignment, you rotate
90 degrees and hop from tree trunk to tree trunk, 
the easer, hopping from one strand in the loom to the next.

Go eassel, abandon your duty to self, friend and country.
Because when the court comes calling, you'd better have
a worthy essoin.

Annie
--
Not one thought in my head

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: An Honest Question
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 14:53:19 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.063607.41113@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:
>Just because I chew tobacco, keep an american flag in my room (because my
>confederate one is at home), have a gun rack on my BMW (which I lovingly call
>the general lee) drink JD and SoCo out of the bottle, wear flannel shirts and
>say y'all does that make it OK for people to stereotype me as a hick?  I don't
>think so, do you?

no hick would have a BMW, or go to Lehigh for that matter.

I believe the term you are looking for is 'Yup-neck'.

If you dont believe such a creature exists, go party in Atlanta some
time.....


r


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca)
Subject: Rictus Hep says "Bonjour" to the Pope.
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 07:51:27 GMT

                                                           ,
     "You mean to tell me your name isn't Jean-Paul Theseconde?"

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

          [Replies, if any, to "lvacca@saintmarys.edu" please.]
From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: In Search Of
Date: 19 Dec 1992 07:58:09 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada


In article <BzGp6y.1D4@fulcrum.co.uk> igb@fulcrum.co.uk (Ian G Batten) writes:
>In article <BzGo8I.13p@fulcrum.co.uk> rct@fulcrum.co.uk (Richard Taylor) writes:
>> How about Warm Leatherette by The Mekons (not the cover version by "There but
>> for the Grace-of God-Jones go I"). It was the first record on the Mute label.
>> 
>> It mainly consists of two words - "warm" and "leatherette" in complete
>> monotone, backed by the two electronic chords.
>
>I've just said to Richard, five feet away, that it was actually by ``The
>Normal'', who were, in fact, anything but.  He admits his error and will
>be punished by having Solaris 2.1 installed on his machine.
>
>The lyrics also included ``Feel The...Steering Wheel'' at odd intervals.
>

A tear of petrol in your eye.
The handbrake penetrates your thigh.
On warm. leatherette. warm. leatherette.
Come. Join the car-crash set.

I don't really think it compares to the Buzzcocks.

I have the single.  (Points in the Obscure new-wave single
collection-size war?)

Anybody want to start a romantic cascade with Magazine lyrics.

"I will drug you and fuck you on the permafrost"
--
Dave Angus                                   "Kundalini wants his hand back"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Comp. Sci PhD seeks companion.
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 12:43:20 GMT

In article <MJD.92Dec14022535@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Wow") writes:
>In article <1992Dec14.041133.28795@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>>   Mark., probably just what I'll be posting in 3 years
>
>Except for the part about the girlfriend.
No, by then I'll have gotten a mail-order girlfriend.

Mark. o such an optimist
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: biggles@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (David "Dave" Smolar)
Subject: Re: Do you have a penis and a pussy?
Keywords: noonononnon
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:16:04 GMT

Mark. Gooley writes
> In article <500.2B1F9634@kennel.FIDONET.ORG> lisa@kennel.FIDONET.ORG (Lisa  
Hernandez) writes:
> >TO: ALT.SEX
> >
> >Hi!
> >
> >I was just reading about hermaphrodites, people who have both sex
> >organs.  It really turned me on to read that a woman can have a
> >fully developed penis and pussy.  What she doesn't get is a pair
> >of nice balls to go along with them!  :)  Anyway, what turned me
> >on is that such a woman can make "manly" love to another woman,
> >put her on all fours and take her from behind like a man can.  Oh,
> >the power of having a penis must be great.  You guys are lucky.  :)
> >
> >Do any of you out there have both sex organs?
> 
> I have a vagina.  I keep it in a jar of formaldehyde in my desk, not being
> a necrophile.


	Time to make the donuts.

			--bigglesayhitoMarkeveryone
					HI MARK!!!
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: lab remodeling update
Date: 18 Dec 92 18:56:27 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

Now that we've moved all the computers over to one side so they can put the air
conditioning into the labs, some of the signs are in odd places.  Some
examples:

"Read these helpful hint sheets"  now labels a full box of blank printer paper.

A poster explaining how to disconnect from the mainframe is now attached to a
humidifier.

(We considered putting the 'no gaming' one out on the playground of a nearby
elementary school...)

					--Joachim