From: snoopy@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: screwing...my canonical list
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:44:29 GMT
Organization: Carnegie Mellon Computer Club

In article <1992Apr9.112145.54327@cc.usu.edu>, sly9y@cc.usu.edu writes:
> In article <1992Apr09.011847.2052@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu>, ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz) writes:
>> Does anyone have any humorous euphamisms for "doing the nasty?"
>> Here are a few I can think of for starters:
>> 
>> The Mattress Mambo
>> The Horizontal Hucklebuck
>> A Poke in the Whiskers
>> The Tubestick Boogie 
> Mattress marathon
> playing hide the salami
> 
>> 
>> and my personal favorite (and original, too!):
>> Hiding the Hooded Hodad. 
>> 
>> -Eeeeeeric 
>> -- 
>> Eric J. Huppertz, Systems Manager | "I turned my air conditioner around and it
>> Daily Vidette, Illinois State U.  |  got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't 
>> ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu     |  understand, it was supposed to be 80  
>> (309) 438-8565                    |  today,' and I said 'Oops.'"  -S. Wright 

Here is my contribution.... I collected this from rec.humor June of '91.

Hope you all enjoy!.......

Michael  aka  SNOOPY@DRYCAS.CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU


                                The canonical list of PHUC names
    bang
    Be the rug doctor
    Beaver shooting.
    bend her over & load her like a shotgun
    Bite the bearded clam.
    Bit-o-the-ol'-in-out
    Bob the knob
    boink
    Bone Smuggling
    bopping
    Bottom knockin'
    bounce the brillo
    Break her open like a shotgun
    Buff the helmet
    Buffing
    Bumping Uglies
    bury the hatchet
    butter her muffin
    Carpet munching.
    Check her oil
    Clean the carpet
    Cuttin' a slice
    dance the buttock jig
    dent the egg
    Dip your wick
    do it
    do the horizontal mambo
    Do the Wild Thing
    doing it
    doing the nasty
    Dueling Bedsprings
    Eat at the Y.
    Feed the bear
    fenorking
    fit pipe
    Flat Dancing
    Fooling around
    fuck
    Get a leg over
    get your bone honed
    Get your noodle wet
    Getting you ashes hauled.
    Getting your bunny boiled.
    Getting your canoe shellacked
    getting your horns filed
    Gettin' Busy.
    give her the time
    Giving her a pearl necklace
    go like a rat up a rhododendron
    Goin' horizontal
    Hammerin'
    Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (titty-fuck)
    Hide and shreik
    Hide the HotDog
    hide the sausage
    Hiding the salami
    Hobble
    Hose
    I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe
    lay cable
    lay pipe
    lay the hen
    Let's go "Whale some babes"!
    make it
    Man, I'd fuck her like a tied yard-dog.
    muff dive
    Negotiate the forested chasm.
    Park his car in her garage
    Pin her legs back like a Safeway chicken.
    play hide the salami
    Playing doctor
    Poke the yolk
    Poking the sushi.
    poking the whisker biscuit
    pop you c**k
    pump
    Put his snake thru her grass
    Ride the skin bus into Tuna town.
    ring the cash register
    romping
    rope a poke
    Saturate the ferrod
    screw
    Sharpen the pencil
    Sink the Pink.
    slam her clam
    Slam some Ham.
    slice the muffin
    slip her the hot beef injection
    Slip her the tubesteak!
    Slip her the whale
    Slip the Salami
    snake her
    some nookie-nookie honey
    Splooge, spunk, gack, splooey
    stoke her yoke
    strop one's beak
    stuff her muff
    Stuff the bunny
    Swallow the swan
    tame her shrew
    tap your tailpipe
    the beast with two backs
    the nasty
    tube steak boogie
    Varnish one's cane
    wax your candle
    work the hairy oracle
    "Come to my bed and let's practice parallel parking."
    "getting your weiner wet."
    "He hasn't had his tires rotated in months"
    "I wanna bust that body"
    "I'm having lunch at the Y. It's a box lunch - furburgers!"
    "She hasn't had her ticket punched since Ike carried his own glof clubs"
    "...Been ridin' broomsticks since she was fifteen,"
    "...so horny I have to stand on my hands to pee."
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