HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: keulen@csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au (Splash!)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: New Year Pizza Party
Date: 9 Jan 1993 06:30:09 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au

JBrandt@AAA.UOregon.EDU (Jason & Thyra) writes:

>Thyra, herself a twin-tailed mer-cat for the party, swims up to him
>with a large green bundle in one webbed paw. "Brumby, you're -beautiful-!
>King Neptune himself would be glad to have you with him on his travels."
>She holds out the green bundle. "Would you like some sea-grass?"

Splash swims over and admires the new aquatic Brumby "A wonderful
transition indeed - congratulations Thyra and Brumby.  

"Now, about that seagrass ... might I enquire as to the species?"

Splash!

--
		Splash!		*To love is to LIVE!*
   (aka Mike van Keulen -- e-mail: keulen@csuvax1.murdoch.edu.au)
From: keulen@csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au (Splash!)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Elvis
Date: 11 Jan 1993 05:31:19 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au

Philip J. Comins <PJCHC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:

>    Actually, as we all know, Elvis tisn't dead. He's been seen in 7-11s and
>Dunkin' Donuts for several years now, even here in the Big Apple. Happy
>Birthday, Elvis, where'er (and whoe'er) you are now.

Do you know what Elvis would say if he was alive today?




Will someone get me out of this darn coffin!!?!!

Damien and Splash!

--
		Splash!		*To love is to LIVE!*
   (aka Mike van Keulen -- e-mail: keulen@csuvax1.murdoch.edu.au)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: henry@netcom.com (Henry Polard)
Subject: Re: Bi-bulb (was Re: Dalek has entered the building
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 07:18:17 GMT

In article <726212693snx@redunser.demon.co.uk> mtemplar@redunser.demon.co.uk writes:
>In article <C0B8Dv.M54@agora.rain.com> feath@agora.rain.com (Feather) writes:
>>In article <brumby.725927936@nella7.cc.monash.edu.au> brumby@nella7.cc.monash.edu.au (Stephen McNamara) writes:
>>>   The brumby can never resist a straight line.
>>>
>>>feath@agora.rain.com (Feather) writes:
>>>
>>>>"How many Callahaners does it take to change a Bi-Bulb?"
>>>
>>>   "Into what?"
>>>
>>Feather looks over her shoulder at the big gray stallion with a puzzled 
>>expression on her small avian face.
>>
>>"Watt?"
>>"
>
>"Ohmmmmm...." intones MonTemplar :-)

I think the heat of the resistance is getting to these folks. 
I have an electrifying idea - let's use our capacity to get some snow 
and coulomb off.

-- Henry | Q: How many Zen master does it take to CaLB? A: ...
From: me_s420@ceres (Chris Welch)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: elvis
Date: 8 Jan 93 13:02:23 GMT
Organization: Kingston University
NNTP-Posting-Host: ceres.kingston.ac.uk
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

trumpins@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Barbara Trumpinski) writes:
: kitten just wants to be the first to wish y'all a happy elvis's
: birthday... 

"Elvis who ?", asks the Urban Spaceman.

:-)

--
           |                      Chris Welch - The Urban Spaceman     
_______   | |   _______                me_s420@uk.ac.kingston
| ooo |  /| |\  | ooo |      
| ooo | |/ ^ \| | ooo |  "Second star on the right, straight on till morning.
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From: jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu (Jimmy Malcolm Pierce)
Subject: Re: New Year Pizza Party
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 23:27:52 GMT

 (Rowan Fairgrove) writes:
>Gypsy sees the Place transformed into an undersea
>theme and still celebrating the New Year.  Having just
>had a lovely Hogmanay herself, she quickly changes into
>a Selkie costume and asks the VPM for a haggis, tomato
>and goat cheese pizza.
>
>She swims over to Kitten-the-mermaid, the Merrytail Dolphin,
>Alfvaen (most becomingly attired for the Court of the Aquatic Elves),
>Henry (the Seal of Approval -- are you related to the Selkie clan?),
>Merlinvin the Manta Ray, Dreamweaver  and Soprano the Divers,
>a very colorful (but un-nautical) Lamplighter,  Boss Troll,  Flounder, 
>Michael, the Chaotic Pirate, Deep Sea Frood, MonTemplar Crab,
>Linda, DJ and Robbie in their resplendent costumes, and to Jason, Thyra, 
>Nick, Abner, Jilara, Mandelbear and other friends who may not be here yet)
>and the Founder of the Feast -- the Octomouse to wish them all a most happy and 
>prosperous (secular) New Year and to offer hugs to any who would like one.
>
>Rowan (Gypsy)

   "Oh, I'll take a hug ! I tried hugging people at the Rl New year's Party
  I went to, and some of them wouldn't... " Have to run, talk to you all
  tomorrow, if I have the time... Its Spring Semester Registration. " DJ.

-- 
         Jim Pierce Bach. of Sci. in Applied Computer Science USM 
             jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu  Disclaimer: Standard.
                   Video. Cher: Love and Understanding.
          'Rush Limbaugh is the 'Chia Pet' of TV talk shows !'
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: jammer@eskimo.com (Lyle Harwood)
Subject: Re: Help!
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 08:32:39 GMT

amanda rothman (ekho@cybernet.cse.fau.edu) wrote:
: 
:   Amanda and Ekho's force wall seems to be malfunctioning; when they 
: talk, nothing can be heard through it.  (Interpretation:  If this is 
: posted, could someone say it got through?  This bouncing mail may be
more 
: serious than first thought...)  Thanks!
: 
:              Yours in Time and Space

Jammer, deadpan, says
"Nope, it didn't get through. Didn't see a thing."
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Subject: Re: An Introduction - T-Bear delurks!
Reply-To: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 22:19:37 GMT


dspeck@ee.ryerson.ca (DOUGLAS SPECK) writes:
(Semi-dramatic (if painful) delurk deleted for bandwidth)
|>   "Greetings! My name is Theodore E. Bear, generally shortened to T-Bear.
|>A couple of the patrons may recognize me from some email, but now I have
|>come out of the dark corners(tm), to find my place in the Place(tm). My 
|>fur is very soft, just right for hugs 'n cuddles, and in fact, my specialty
|>is - you guessed it - the (T-)bear hug. I hug lots, and only bite by 
|>specific request. Scritches accepted happily."
|>
|>   "I have been lurking for several months (since September), so I am
|>reasonably current on events. Speaking of which, congratulations to the
|>new fathers among us, both Brumby (in December) and Darkshot (on Jan 6).
|>I was very sorry to find out about the Didi-Sprite's illness, and I am
|>deeply glad that she is better (but please take care with your medication,
|>Didi!). Thank you very much, DM/DS, for your wonderful New Year's party
|>- it has been a memorable one, even from the dark corners(tm). How will 
|>it be topped for next year? Guess we'll find out then. And Kitten, don't 
|>worry, I won't call you wench unless you prefer it."
|>
|>   Having made an attempt to catch up on some current events/threads,
|>T-Bear steps up to the chalk-line, downs his root-beer, and toasts,
|>
|>	"To the Place, the wonderful Place,
|>	helping those in need,
|>	and those who are alone.
|>	May the Place be in all	our hearts
|>        for a long time to come."
|>
|>
|><<CRASH>>

>>CRASH!!<<

|>T-Bear gets a bamboo-shoot Pizza from the VPM, which is still sitting on
|>the bar, and wanders over to the fireplace. He settles down out of the
|>line of fire of incoming glasses, finishes off the pizza (his favourite
|>kind), and promptly begins to imitate a bear rug - nose on front paws, 
|>back feet stretched straight out to each side, and rumbling (cats, and,
|>apparently, foxes (right, Tanais? ;), purr, bears just rumble contentedly.)
|>('Specially when they're being scritched. [hint hint :] ).

"Greetings, T-Bear!  I'm Starknight, a regular ever since I found this place,
and just one of the many punsters in this place.  Mike, his next root beer's
on... (all right, Splash, keep your shirt on...) on me!  Scritch?"

|>Rumbles 'n snorts, ;)
|>T-Bear.

Starknight (keeping an eye out for Splash!)
Email to: spr@taos.abo.dec.com
From: keulen@csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au (Splash!)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Interlibrary Loan
Date: 7 Jan 1993 01:15:48 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au

henry@netcom.com (Henry Polard) writes:

>One of the wonders of Librarydom is interlibrary loan. It can take
>a while, but I can get just about any book this way.

"Depends on your library ... for some reason my library (which has managed
to find some _really_ obscure journal papers for me) can't get hold of a
paper from a Japanese journal (not available in Oz)."  Splash shrugs,
"Unfortunately I don't know anybody in Japan who could get me a copy ...
and the (American) author of the paper where it was cited lost his copy. 
I've been looking for 4 years so far, but I'm sure I'll find a copy
eventually.  Kitten ... do you have any experience with ILLs?"


--
		Splash!		*To love is to LIVE!*
   (aka Mike van Keulen -- e-mail: keulen@csuvax1.murdoch.edu.au)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: li@Data-IO.COM (Phyllis Rostykus)
Subject: Re: Snowball
Organization: Data I/O Corporation
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 22:24:45 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.102215@twinpeaks.gsfc.nasa.gov> xrjdm@calvin.gsfc.nasa.gov  writes:
>"He's a..." as Teddy decides that Joe is much to vertical and smacks him play-
>fully, just behind the knees, producing a face-first hurtle into a handy
>snowdrift. Joe rises, clearing his eyes, helped by Sab and Sterling. 
>"...Bouvier des Flandres, a Belgian herding dog."

Fezzik is delighted with all the whizzing about, and goes off after Teddy,
just to have someone to play with.  His big, pink tougue is happily hanging
out the side of his mouth.  Occassionally, he stoops to scoop up a mouthful
of snow to eat.

The cold doesn't seem to be something he notices at all.

>> Meanwhile, the Lady has scooped up some snow, and in a low alto, says
>> "oh, Joooee... you've chosen the wrong side, Joe..."
>> and blasts a direct hit into his leg.
>Booka has decided to pair up with Lady and blindsides Joe again as he bends
>over to scoop up a handful. She then joyfully throws snow around and gallops
>off. Teddy is joyously leaping into the air, ignoring the crossfire and
>attempting to grab every snowball that whizzes by him. Sab and Sterling have
>decided to see what's under the snowdrift and are now dug in up to their
>shoulders, investigating.
>
>Joe sits up and tries to clear his glasses again.

Seeing him on the ground, Fezzik bounds over and licks Joe square across
the glasses...

-- 
Phyllis Rostykus     | "... and how you feel can make it real  | - _US_
aka Liralen Li       | Real as anything you've seen            |   Peter
li@inigo.Data-IO.com | Get a life with this dreamer's dream."  |   Gabriel
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: brumby@nella7.cc.monash.edu.au (Stephen McNamara)
Subject: Re: Bi-bulb (was Re: Dalek has entered the building
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 03:10:11 GMT

   A thread like this seems to be glowing praise for Feather's punning
ability.

ekho@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (amanda rothman) writes:
>mtemplar@redunser.demon.co.uk (Alan Ralph) writes:
>> In article <C0B8Dv.M54@agora.rain.com> feath@agora.rain.com (Feather) writes:
>> >In article <brumby.725927936@nella7.cc.monash.edu.au> brumby@nella7.cc.monas
>> >>   The brumby can never resist a straight line.
>> >>feath@agora.rain.com (Feather) writes:
>> >>>"How many Callahaners does it take to change a Bi-Bulb?"
>> >>   "Into what?"
>> >Feather looks over her shoulder at the big gray stallion with a puzzled 
>> >expression on her small avian face.
>> >"Watt?"
>> "Ohmmmmm...." intones MonTemplar :-)
>  Ekho ponders, "Perhaps I should shed a little light on the situation."

   "Ekho, your incandescent wit seems to have really switched on today!"


-- 
     The Silver Brumby of          brumby@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au
      the Silicon Plains            brumby@zikzak.apana.org.au

      The grass is always greener on the other side of the network.
From: noj@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Jonathan E Miles)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Toasting
Date: 11 Jan 1993 11:09:25 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu
Keywords: toast

siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert) writes:
>"My name is Rie.  I've been watching you from a nearby multidimensional bar
>called the Taiwan On.  If you don't mind, I'd like to make a toast. . .  I've
>brought my own glass."

>Encouraged by the smiling, warm faces, he timidly steps up to the chalk and re-
>cites:

>"To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists; and may each
>and every one of us always give the devil his due."

A lumbering creak is heard as a large, slightly stiff ogre arises from his seat

Itosu smiles at Rie to show his innocent intentions and buys him the wine 
cooler he asked for...he then buys an empty glass from Mike and whirls around
from the bar, hurling the glass deep into the fireplace...

"Rie, everything you did was correct except for 1 thing...after you toast, you
throw your glass in the fireplace...I'll take care of that part this time..."

Itosu examines Rie closely and exclaims, "Hey, you're from my RL site...nice to
meet a local Kansan in Callahan's for a change."

With that, Itosu invites Rie to a seat at his table...which features mounds of
wadded up paper and origami birds.

"Just give me a chance to clean it up.."

Itosu runs to the table and begins a long overdue cleaning.


Itosu the ogre

Jonathan E. Miles
noj@matt.ksu.ksu.edu

--
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This isn't a .sig, But it's funny for you.
From: ekho@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (amanda rothman)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Tasteful Black
Date: 9 Jan 93 16:31:58 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida


  Listening to the conversation around her, she catches the one between 
Jilara and Bi-Bulb.  Becoming interested, she mentions, "I do not know 
why, other than the reason that my... "brother" wears black as well, why 
I should feel so comfortable in black.  It suits my mood, as well."  A 
cynical smile which mocks the fates appears.

  Amanda pipes up, "But we are both of the skin type that has black as 
one of the colors that goes well!"  She raises her arm, showing how her 
pale skin contrasts well with the dark color while matching her dark 
brown hair.  "I don't wear black all of the time though.  But I do wear 
it a lot!"

  "Well, Ekho and I are traveling to a Science Fiction Writers Convention 
in West Palm Beach today.  As I enjoy writing and fanzines, this should 
be a blast!  We'll see you later, but we'll still be here (isn't Internet 
wonderful?)."  Amanda buys Ekho an Adrenalin and Soma for the road, as 
neither of them will be driving...
From: JBrandt@AAA.UOregon.EDU (Jason)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: No subject
Followup-To: alt.callahans
Date: 7 Jan 1993 16:22:06 GMT
Organization: the Polyhedron Group
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aaa.uoregon.edu

In article <1ig2ldINN2kj@escargot.xx.rmit.OZ.AU>,
s892057@minyos.xx.rmit.OZ.AU (Neale Wolfson) wrote:
>      The Wolf.
>        Student on holidays!
> 
> -- 
> *    This post is brought to you by The Wolf (Neale Wolfson)               *
> ****************************************************************************
> *  s892057@minyos.xx.rmit.oz  *** Full Time 3rd Year RMIT Computer Science *
> *  s892057@yallara.cs.rmit.oz *** Somewhere in Melbourne, Australia        *

Jason turns at the Wolf's voice. "Hey Wolf! There you are! Did you ever get
the copies of 'Silk and Steel' that I tried to send to you? They kept
coming back to me as undeliverable, no matter how I tried to address them.
But sometimes I get that kind of message even though the e-mail really made
it OK."

Jason
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: jammer@eskimo.com (Lyle Harwood)
Subject: Re: an idle observation
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 05:23:38 GMT

Stephen McNamara (brumby@nella7.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
: 
:    This guys a real card, ain't he?
: 
: kf8nh@kf8nh.wariat.org (Brandon S. Allbery) writes:
: >JBrandt@AAA.UOregon.EDU (Jason) said in
<JBrandt-030193162045@aaa.uoregon.edu>:
: >> had eluded him. Shadow kept poking her nose into his deck, and
Pegasus said
: >> "There are times I want to pull that Decker's Jack.", so Jason
jacked out
: >But then his deck won't be playing with a full jack!
: 
:    "The deuce you say!"
: 
: -- 

Yes, and he ought to be dealt with.
A true shufflebrain.
He should consider himself marked.
When he needs a hand, he should just say so.
I say this thread has gone to pot, and we're making enought noise
to raise the dead.
Someone's going to call the authourities.
there's going to be a real showdown, and I'm not sticking around for it.
I'll pass that responsibiliie on.
If my ante where here, she'd be horiffied.
I say we should throw him in solitare.
And feed him fish.

Jammer opens the door, and two gorrillas walk in. They immediatly go to
the phone, and begin dialing phone numbers at a horrendous rate, buying
and selling stocks & bonds, dialing again, selling, hanging up, dialing,
dialing, dialing.

Jammer, with a sweeping bow, announces:

"Or, as a final option, we could just turn him over to the Crazy Apes."

Jammer dives for his dark corner to avoid the peanuts.
From: braley@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca (The Didi-Sprite)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Hippo birdies again
Date: 12 Jan 93 22:35:55 GMT
Organization: SOCS - Mcgill University, Montreal, Canada
Originator: braley@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca

In article <C0pyu2.MqK@news.cso.uiuc.edu> trumpins@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Barbara Trumpinski) writes:
>
>
>>MerryTail is siting in the corner looking a bit ill and begraggled 
>>but she suddenly raises her head
>>"Speaker to Minerals? Unbe? Is it that time of the year already? I 
>>don't want to pass on my germs but would you like a birthday hug?
>>Happy Birthday everyone!"

Just then the doors to the kitchen are shoved open by a Ramda bear and
a white cockatoo pushing a teacart.  There is a large soup tureen
steaming something delicious, a soup bowl, a basket of bread and
crackers, as well as a nice pat of yellow (Guernsey) butter on a silver
serving dish all set out on an Irish linen table cloth.

"Make way!"  squawks the bird.  "Where you want this, -Sprite?"

"Thank you, Bertie, Ramda ... just over here by Mary MerryTail, if you
please.  Mary, Dear ... some Chicken soup.  It has loads of Vit. C. and
is good for what ails you.  Ramda will serve you.  He has been
practicing!"
>
>"merry dear, take care of yourself....
>
>i looked for speaker all day yesterday...and he didn't show up...
>
The Didi-Sprite commiserates with Kitten:  "He didn't show up at my
site either ... sigh."

>*sniff*  happy birthday, stm..."  kitten misses the large sized kitten
>(well, after all, that's all a kzinti is, non?)
>
The -Sprite misses him too ... she is rather partial to soft, furry,
cuddly creatures.  (He is one of those, isn't he?)

----<--<@

The Didi-Sprite
Montreal * Canada

braley@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca
didi@geloser.login.qc.ca
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: cliveg@cix.compulink.co.uk (Clive Grace)
Subject: Re: harpy gnu ears
Reply-To: cliveg@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 17:54:00 +0000


Tanais sits with his back against the tub talking with Gypsy, as he 
looks up he notices the birthday board. "Hey! What's that?" He 
inquired. At this Mary -- who was walking past on her way to an 
impromptu birthday <snug> tells him about the Birthday Board and the 
MIA list... "And don't forget to tell Bookie", she calls as she 
flashes her tail at him.

This sounds fun, so Tanais pulls himself out of the water "Don't let 
anyone else in", he says to Gypsy, "this'll only take a minute". And 
still dripping, he walks to the board and scribbles.

+-----------------------------------------+
|             Birthday Board              |
+-----------------------------------------+
| Tanais: Born on Vulpis on 19 March 1964 |
| Favourite Beverage: Tequila - by the Jug|
+-----------------------------------------+

...and he quietly slips back into the tub... VAX can clean up the 
water after his repair job has been completed (and a new nozzle 
fitted). But it doesn't seem to be the sort of place where people are 
worried about that sort of thing anyway.
--
+-------------------------------------------+--------------------------+
| When I grow up, I want to give up being   |cliveg@cix.compulink.co.uk|
| a Journalist and learn how to write...    |                          |
+-------------------------------------------+--------------------------+
|       Bisexual knitter of quality and distinction since 1992.        |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------+

Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu (Jimmy Malcolm Pierce)
Subject: Re: A Tall Tale for Twelfth Night
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 07:27:33 GMT

In article <C0G2t3.Kwv.2@cs.cmu.edu> spok+@cs.cmu.edu (John Ockerbloom) writes:
>It's a typically merry crowd in Callahans on Twelfth Night.  Not that
>many people are celebrating the now largely-forgotten holiday outright,


     Well, from Louisiana over to Mobile, Alabama, Twelfth Night is the
  beginning of Mardi Gras ! One big long party !

-- 
         Jim Pierce Bach. of Sci. in Applied Computer Science USM 
             jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu  Disclaimer: Standard.
                   Video. Cher: Love and Understanding.
          'Rush Limbaugh is the 'Chia Pet' of TV talk shows !'
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: rich@troll1.msfc.nasa.gov (Rich Krum)
Subject: Re: Bi-bulb (was Re: Dalek has entered the
Reply-To: rich@troll1.msfc.nasa.gov
Organization: Boeing Computer Support Services
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 20:52:31 GMT

>"Well, just remember what they say, 'It's OK to talk to yourself. Just
>watch out for the folks who answer back!' ."

Hey, If I didn't answer myself, I would never get ANYTHING done!
The scary thing is that the whole family does it--the Dragon Lady
does it in Cantonese on really tough problems (or, she's cussing
me--I'm never quite sure ;>)!!)

Me, I just mumble loudly.  Most of my posts are train-of-thought
(usually derailed) scribbled down frantically.  Funny, you could 
also say that about my programs. <Hmm, maybe I'm on to something-->

Later, gang!

--Troll

BTW, Dave "The Wave" Krum has changed his e-mail address:
He is now at "dkrum@cco.caltech.edu".  Ghod help us,
he has left the VAX VMS world for Sun Unix (run for it!).
He has not cured a mail forwarding problem, so be patient
if you do not use the new address. <Yew was warned!>

<Outa there, Troll, NOW>
<Yes, dear> (I always have the last word at home, too--and them are it)
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