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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: Lonely Girl
Summary: YAY!A  Flame!
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 18:53:57 GMT

In article <Bz2C39.Fn5@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>In article <1992Dec10.150038.5926@oz.plymouth.edu>, j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) says most sayishly:
>>In article <1992Dec9.222131.7710@penet.fi> an1930@anon.penet.fi writes:
>>>interesting to read when no one else is around.  So make it interesting
>>>and drop me a line. (The more "interesting the better.)  You can
>>>say ANYTHING you want, so long as it won't make me fall asleep.
>>>
>>>	By the way, I'm 5'6, have black hair, and a well-proportioned
>>>body.  I am very open-minded and am not afraid to talk about sex or
>>>things like that (in fact, the sexier the better!)
>>>
>>>		Looking forward to hearing from you...
>>>
>>>                                                Michelle
>>Honey, go read alt.sex or alt.sex.stories to getcher rocks off.Gosh
>
>Can you not read?  She said she wants e-mail, not stupid advice.  How
>fucking rude.
>
>>you make it sound like you are going to enjoy the 500 email replies
>>you are going to get.
>
>Really?  I never got any idea from her article that she was expecting
>500 email replies.
>
>> have fun getting off on em though.
>
>People post sincere ads and wanna-be net-bosses like yourself flame
>them.  Use your head more often before you go criticizing every fucking
>post that people make.  Jesus.
>
>-- 
>Sam Hulick          | "You can't discover new oceans unless you have the
>shulick@indiana.edu | courage to lose sight of the shore."  --Anon.
>(NeXTmail welcome)  |

Thank you so much for this nice flame.Not the best i've ever gotten
but not the worst.Your name-calling could use a little work and a
little more ire in the whole scheme of things might go over well.One
question though, what is a net-boss and how does one become one?Sounds
like an interesting occupation.But again, thank you for that most
public flame:)Laters doods!
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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Summary: It's Beelzebub, shit-for-brains
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 92 09:54:45 GMT

In article <1992Dec19.075323.855@sbcs.sunysb.edu> joverton@csws20.ic.sunysb.edu (Jeremiah Overton) writes:
>In article <1992Dec17.214137.1912@phx.mcd.mot.com> sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie) writes:
>>In article <BzCtGx.33o@acsu.buffalo.edu> lerczak@acsu.buffalo.edu (Horse) writes:
>>>nasiom@hall104.its.rpi.edu (Milton Peter Nasiopoulos) writes:
>>>
>>>>No I think it's just that she has nothing else to do...
>>>>except maybe masturbate!
>>>
>>>are you kidding? with her mouth, she can't even get herself in bed. why else
>>>would she act the way she does? she is obviously sexually frustrated.
>>
>>Naw,  If she really was sexually frustrated,  she'd
>>be masturbating now.  She's just trying to make those
>>who desire a dominate female to become sexually frustrated.
>
>The only think that frustrates me is I cant use a gun over the net.
>
>
>>
>>OR perhaps she's just looking for someone who will
>>take the time to fall for the real her, rather than
>			   ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>the net.personas which you guys seem to protray.
>>
> The real her?
> The names Bealzabub? (sp?) Right?
>
Spelled wrong, asshole, and you'd best hope not. Do you know
*anything* about Beelzebub? I won't waste brain cells giving you the
run down, suffice it to say were i in fact that persona, you would be
in the ninth ring of Dante's Inferno, dying a thousand deaths. Sigh.
And then what a wonderful world it would be. Nah, i like ya jerry,
say, do you have any kids, jerry? Good, wouldn't want the mutated
little fuckers breathing the same air that aardvarks might have to
breathe. Doesn't this lovable huggable guy just make ya wanna find a
G.L.O.W. and pay her to give him a big warm bear hug? Alas, Babylon.Sucker

- Paxton "as visions of sugarplums danced through her head" the Goddess
- For those degenerates who didnt' take latin in HS or anywhere else
they were accepting people like Mr. Overton, Pax means Peace and I do
wish you all that, as you ponder what it would be like to hand your
tormentors from their pubic hair dangling over a pit full of
scorpions. Ah, the screams of terror....nuff said.



>
>>>
>>>>milt.
>>>
>>>Horse
>>
>>
>
>
>-- 
>------------------------------------------------------------
>Jeremiah Overton   joverton@ic.sunysb.edu
>		   joverton@ccsinc.sunysb.edu
>If all else bounces:
>	 	   jeremiah@pharm.sunysb.edu
>
>"I seek PEZ!!!" 
>		- the TICK


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From: oster@well.sf.ca.us (David Phillip Oster)
Subject: Single Berkeley or Oakland woman, 18-38 wanted for dinner.
Organization: Whole Earth 'Lectronic Link
Distribution: ba
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 06:35:48 GMT

I'm not posting anonymously because I want to restrict 
distribution to just the Bay Area and because I don't mind that 
you know I am looking.

I'm a Jewish man, 36, divorced, no kids, and I often eat out. 
It would be  nice to have a dinner companion to talk with. 
I'd like to be able to call you up and say, "You busy tonight? 
I'll see you around 7."

As for what we'll talk about, my favorite magazines, in no 
particular order, are: American Heritage, Air & Space, 
Archeology, Dirty Linen (about Folk, Traditional, and World 
Music), Dr. Dobbs, Enchante (The humor magazine for the Urbane 
Pagan), Harvard, Isaac Asimov's, Mangajin (about Japanese 
popular culture), Mythprint (bulletin of the Mythopeic Society), 
Scientific American, Smithsonian, Threads, Whole Earth Review, 
and Yankee. I also like murder mysteries.

As for cuisine I won't go as low as Burger King and 
MacDonalds, and I won't go as high as the Metropole or the 
Omnivore.

If having a nice meal, and talking about things similar to 
the topics of the above magazines sounds like fun, send me a 
reply.

And about the subject line, no, I haven't seen Silence of the 
Lambs, nor do I intend to, and as for Dracula, I think Jonathan 
Harker violated professional ethics and should be disbarred: no 
lawyer should put a stake through his client's heart, even if 
the client is guilty. (No one seems to have noticed that 
Jonathan Harker is Count Dracula's lawyer: Can't you just see 
the scene at Castle Dracula, the Count sitting at a writing 
desk, and Harker passing him form after form at 100 pounds per 
hour saying, "Here's your naturalization form. Here's your 
immunization form. Here's your immigration form. Here's your 
nationalization form. And these are from Inland Revenue."

And the Count mumbles under his breath, "Blood-sucking 
leaches."
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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: Lonely Girl
Summary: Moi?Mais oui m'sieur!!
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 19:01:49 GMT

In article <x_f271h@rpi.edu> nasiom@rpi.edu writes:
>sounds like Jessica L. Babylon is jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
*I* am jealous?OF what pray tell?That I can't post a letter telling
everyone how much i need friends?I think my present friends might be
miffed at that...*shrug* talk to them though if you like.Email for a
listing of address:)
From: rhogan@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Hogan)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Lonely Girl
Date: 13 Dec 1992 21:52:23 -0800
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:

>And your terrible grammar and punctuation skills is quite representative
>of your intelligence.

If I may interject an outsider's opinion, Sam, your terrible grammar and
punctuation skills *are* quite representative of *your* intelligence.

We have these things in English called subjects and verbs.  They usually
agree with each other with respect to the singular and the plural.

Work on it, won't you?

Ron Hogan

PS-- What size are your opinions' paisley slippers?
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From: cs431109@umbc5.umbc.edu (cs431109)
Subject: SWF iso SWM
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore Campus, Academic Computing Services
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:04:49 GMT

Well, I've finally worked up the nerve to do this so here goes.

If you are a SWM living in the Baltimore/D.C./Northern Virginia area
with the following characteristics, drop me a mail message:
   non-smoker
   likes or tolerates cats
   28-38 years old
   clean lifestyle (e.g. no drugs or alcoholism)
All else is optional, except if you're looking for a cute little nobody
with a Christie Brinkley figure to be your beck and call girl, look
elsewhere. But if you're looking for someone to just share a few mail
messages with, and maybe more, send me mail.

Mary :-)

P.S. my account will expire on this computer on January 4th, I think.
Academic computers -- what a pain. Next semester I'll get an account
again, though.
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From: mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat)
Subject: Re: Ladies, I am your stud!
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 22:35:32 GMT

anonymus+3350@GODIVA.NECTAR.CS.CMU.EDU (Cyborg Ranger (INTELLIGENCE SCOUT)) writes:
For the netgeek-impaired, I'm gonna translate....

>Are you sick of wimpy men who act like women?

Then don't respond to this post, 'cause I am one.

>Poetry works for some people, but I like to be direct.

Basically 'cause putting that sentence together gave me a really big
headache...much less trying to make anything rhyme.

>I can give you the multiple orgasms you want and need.

I will buy you a vibrator.

>22 SWM 200lbs 6ft4 Brown Hair and Eyes
>Interest include: >>>>
>	Computers, Math, Science,
>	Studying Female Anatomy,

Basically, I am one of those net.geeks who sit around playing with gifs
of naked women, talking dirty with the few women I can get to talk to me 
on IRC, and hoping that someday some women will take pity on me and 
let me touch her.

>I have ways to make you (ladies only) scream for joy until you give me your 
>soul.

Yeah, that basically means I'll go away and leave you alone if you just
let me get myself off.

>I aim to please!!!!

But I miss the target most of the time.

KittyKat...translator to the Net.

...the claws are out today....

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From: an1950@anon.penet.fi
Subject: ISO Black/Hispanic/Asian/Indian F(30-55) in/around Pittsburgh
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 20:23:45 GMT


 
Hi Ladies:

I am a  35 yrs old East Indian old male. I am searching for women (30-55) in or
around Pittsburgh who are interested in a physical relationship. If you
just need somebody to talk , that is fine too. Appearance is not
important. Write to me if you are interested and we can discuss details. 

Roy

P.S: If you need an e-mail friend, that is fine too.
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From: shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Followup-To: alt.flames
Organization: Vallen Software
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 00:33:29 GMT

In article <mike_steiner-181292113452@192.35.50.131>, mike_steiner@qm.claris.com (Mike Steiner) says most sayishly:
>What else can you expect from someone who actually advertises that he
>prefers an Amiga?

Gee, what a lame response.  What else can I expect from someone who
complains about tid-bits?

The fact that I prefer Amiga is called an opinion.  And it's not
advertising.  You'll notice that in many other peoples' .sigs, they'll
put the type of computer they have and the stats.  Get it?  Good.

Stupid fuck.  Follow-Ups to alt.flames.

-- 
    // Amiga 3000   ___ \ Sam Hulick: shulick@indiana.edu (NeXTmail OK!)
   // 68030 25 MHz /__/\ \ My opinions wear combat boots.  Or whatever.
\\// OS 2.04       \__\/ / "Walk!  Not bloody likely.  I am going in a
 \/                     / taxi."  --George Bernard Shaw
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From: wbm@sparcler.cc.ncsu.edu (william b morris)
Subject: 34 SWM Biker Poet ISO S*F
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 00:37:16 GMT

 I am a 34 year old ex-biker, that is to say that at one time I rode
with a motorcycle club. I am 6'0", 220 lbs., brown hair and a full
beard. I am currently a student at North Carolina State University here
in Raleigh, N.C. I am majoring in English (writing/editing option) and
Technical Graphics.
 I am looking for a penpal and maybe it will grow into something more in
the future. I enjoy walking through the country and along the beach
where I can listen to nature whispering her song.
 I am including a poem I wrote as an english assignment.

                         Uncle, What Is Love ?

                One day on me was placed a task
                  such questions only children ask
                "Uncle, if love is as great as they say
                  how will I know when it comes my way?"

                Nephew, love is in it's meanings
                  as a chameleon in it's changing 
                Feelings of love vary to all
                  as shades of a chameleon on a wall

                Like the mournful song of a whippoorwill
                  cutting through a fall evening's chill
                Love bares you to the core
                  knowing one's voice you'll hear no more

                Like a blazing touch searing your soul
                  engulfing your oneness to make you unwhole
                Love shall imbed in you a need
                  whose fire only she can feed

                As hot chocolate on a winter's day
                  spreads to keep the chill at bay
                Love will saturate with peace
                  thoughts that once would cause unease

                Like the rays of a summer dawn spreading forth
                  awakening God's creations on earth
                Love will make of you a new man
                  as you reach to enclose your newborn's hand

                As the earth is reborn by the spring rain
                  man can be reborn by Jesus' pain
                For this is another type of love
                  capable only of the one above

                Remember that from love we both were born
                  as soil encased seeds erupt to greet the morn
                Like a seed; love will nurture, grow, and die
                  leaving memories to help us survive.

                                               William B. Morris


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The Biker Poet                | 2A Watauga Hall                      
Major: Computer Engineering   | Box 21603      
Major: Technical Graphics     | NCSU
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From: tweek@netcom.com (Michael D. Maxfield)
Subject: Re: J_baby --- ENOUGH!
Followup-To: alt.flame
Summary: End this flame war, and watch it when you quote someone!
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 02:52:05 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.212824.1570@phx.mcd.mot.com> sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie) writes:
>In article <1992Dec17.025332.6218@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>>In article <Dec16.161458.37411@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU () writes:
>>>	JESSICA, I THINK THAT YOU USE BIGE WORDS TO COVER UP THE FACE THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO REALLY TALK ABOUT.  IF YOU WERE GETTING ANY POSITIVE RESPONSES TO ANYTHING AT ALL, WHY WOULD YOU WASTE TIME RESPONDING TO ME, A NOBODY IN THE PERSONALS?  YA LOOSE P
OOPER.
>>>
>>>	ChrisTOPHer
>>>
>>>
>>MMMM.One of my fave toasty poop heads, to use words he can understand,
>>oh, ah, these should all be no more than two to three syllable words
>>for the sarcasm as well as phonically impaired readers among us.How
>                            ^^^^^^^^^^
>Yo, ChrisTOPHer;  Can you say Fawn-ick-al-lee.
>I knew you could.  See you don't need to be so afraid
>of those big, excuse be BIGE, four syllable words.
>
>I wonder why ChrisTOPHer uses such big letters?
>I wonder why ChrisTOPher's message was all one line.
>Perhaps he also has trouble with an editor.

I wonder how someone in their right mind can flame a person for something
which someone else said.  Hey CASSIE,  Perhaps, just perhaps Christopher
does have a problem with his editor.  Do you have trouble reading? 
The fawn-ick-al-lee that you flamed was written by our dearest friend
J-Baby.  

I have a few requests:  1) Be damn sure that you make the attributions
                           reflect what it is you are quoting!

                        2) Take any further flames to alt.flame please!

                        3) Please respect the Followup To: in the header
                           and leave it pointing to alt.flame.  Don't
                           worry about J-BABY missing any of you flames,
                           she is a regular there as well.

Oh, and BTW, just in case... me SWM, 32, hetro, 5'7", Northern CA


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From: newell@netcom.com (newell neal)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads,alt.personals
Subject: GM iso younger GM
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:48:07 GMT
Followup-To: poster
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

Looking for younger/shorter Gay male to live with in South San Francisco
Bay Area... possible relationship? and travel partner.
Me: 50 6'3+" 300 lbs. well established.
You: young...race, color, etc.,. unimportant.
e-mail if interested.
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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: Lame Flames (tm)
Summary: Fuck off and take yer Oedipal Complex with ya...
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 02:18:37 GMT

In article <BzBv9K.Ez0@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>In article <1992Dec15.165632.18475@oz.plymouth.edu>, j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) says most sayishly:
>>In article <15875@auspex-gw.auspex.com> rfisk@Auspex.COM (Rick Fisk) writes:
>>>Gee I dunno. Maybe it's because they're trying to get a date.
>>>Maybe they're just more desparate than I could imagine.
>>>Maybe you flatter yourself
>>>
>>>Rick
>>>
>>Yeeeeehaaawwww.Go rickster, way to slam.You may be a slamhound yet,
>>work on including some bigger words next time, and the correct
>>spelling of 'desparate' is desperate, unless of course you were
>>referring to them being desparate, but somehow i think you are the
>>kind of macho asshole who would not admit to that.*SHRUG* In any case
>>the goddess thanks you personally for that small teeny tiny itty
>>bitty(albeit not wearing a bikini) ObFlame that is in actuality a
>>SmFlame but it's the thought that counts.Giggle.
>>
>>- SMILE you've just been flamed by a Goddess.
>   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Gee, stuck on ourselves, are we?  Talk about conceited.  As Freud would
>say: "Tell me about your mother."
>
> - SMILE, you've just been flamed by a CS major.
>
>-- 
>    // Amiga 3000   ___ \ Sam Hulick: shulick@indiana.edu (NeXTmail OK!)
>   // 68030 25 MHz /__/\ \ My opinions wear combat boots.  Or whatever.
>\\// OS 2.04       \__\/ / "Walk!  Not bloody likely.  I am going in a
> \/                     / taxi."  --George Bernard Shaw

So tell me, who gives a fuck about dickhead CS majors like
you?Gurp.Live a little, be creative.Sheesh, or do you have to use the
same recycled material?I vote the latter, any opinions?Giggle
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Saturday, 19 Dec 1992 00:42:15 EST
From: <H97SI@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: in search of old post

hello out therein post land    how do i retrieve a post from back in november?
mike
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From: ychen@hubcap.clemson.edu (Eric Chen)
Subject: Re: Married couple seek Female
Organization: Clemson University
Distribution: ga
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:11:32 GMT

ychen@hubcap.clemson.edu (Eric Chen) writes:


>I am a housewife, 29, have been prageant for about 7 months.  Because
>I can not satify my hubsband as usual during these months, hopefully I
>can find a pretty young girl to satisfy my hubsand in the following 3
>months.

>Thank you for the help.

>Eileen    

>Central, South Carolina
>-- 
>Eric Chen
>(803)654-8817 S.C. area
>ychen@hubcap.clemson.edu


Pls ignore this posting.  It was posted by my mischieving friend.
Sry for it.

Eileen
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From: sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie)
Subject: Re: J_baby
Organization: Motorola Computer Group, Tempe, Az.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:01:38 GMT

In article <1gnnfiINNin1@spool.mu.edu> jason@studsys.mscs.mu.edu (Jason Hanson) writes:
>In article <1992Dec16.144503.5848@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>>>
>>>are you kidding? with her mouth, she can't even get herself in bed. why else
>>>would she act the way she does? she is obviously sexually frustrated.
>
>>Sigh.So puerile and yet such an interestingly small mind this man(?)
>>has.Hrm.I wonder what ticked him off?Ah well, to paraphrase someone
>>from this very net, the world may never know, and doesn't really care to. 
>
>I cannot believe that someone who doesn't know to add two spaces after each
>sentence would have the audacity to accuse someone else of having a small mind.
>Get a life, ma'am!
>

Congratulations.  While Jessica was skipping class, doing things
with her mounth, (Sorry jessica), you sat dutifully in English class.
You memorized everything.  Your grammar is perfect.  Your words a
wonderfully chosen and crafted to impart just the right intent.
And you obviously know how to use an editor.  Everything seems
to be just so.

I'm just curious about one thing.  What kind of anal retentive
jerk writes a sentance with 28 words, three or four subjective
clauses and no god damn punctuation.
From: V5WA@UNB.CA (V5WA000)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: homo section
Date: 15 Dec 92 04:20:08 GMT
Organization: The University of New Brunswick

Why is there so much homosexual material?  Obviously there are
many of you out there, butt when one thinks of personal ads
one thinks of heterosexuals.  Perhaps a new file could be
created.  ie alt.personals.samesex
I'm not advocating segregation but it would be nice to be sure
tof the sexuality of whom you are reading/responding to.
From: jdunbar@terapin.com (Jon Dunbar)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: GWF iso GWF/Bi-WF
Date: 15 Dec 92 03:08:58 PST
Organization: BBS

Hey Sam, get 2.1 OS.  ITs out for the 3000.

JD
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