From: kogutt@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (SCAVENGER)
Subject: THE OFFICIAL LNH ROSTER
Followup-To: kogutt@ucsu.colorado.edu
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 05:36:18 GMT

This is a list of the LNH created by Captain Cleanup 
(elliottn.705163788@p4.cs.man.ac.uk) Last spring.  Ive tried to update as much as I 
could.  The descriptions are from the original LNH descriptions (unless theyre
obviously not.  This is being hand copied from hard copy so be kind to errors.
So here it is:

The Legion
=======================
BAD-TIMING BOY (or Unlucky Lad)- Say the wrong thingat exactly the wrong time
BIBLIOGRAPHY BOY - The ability to answer any question (retired--see the Tygger)
BROWSING BOY - able to read Sandman, Hepcats, and Savage Henry while 
                             standing in front of comic rack
CALIFORNIA KID - read comix weeks after everyone else has discussed em...
CAPTAIN CLEANUP - errm good at cleaning up.
CATALYST LASS - the power to make others share my interests
CHEESECAKE-EATER LAD -primarily bodily function related powers, but they are
                     potent.
COMICS-SNOB-BOY - How *DARE* you read anything other than Cerebus, Love 
                And Rockets, or anything done by Alan Moore?  Now I must 
             wallow in pathos for 14 issues to show you the error of your
            ways (since,of course, I cant just start a *fight*, oh heavens no!)
DOCTOR STOMPER - ability to come up with an entertaining explanation for the 
                        stupid plotlines and plot devices
FIGMENT LAD - *****
FLAMEPROOF LAD - only flameproof, not able to emit flames
FROTHING-AT-THE-MOUTH LAD (or Annotation Child) - no explanation necessary 
FUZZY - vagueness and ambiguity that confound my enemies
INACOUSTIC KID - to silence flame wars where no one knew that it actually
                                     happened
INCREDIBLE UNSLEEPING MAN (and his sidekick INSOMNIA BOY) --similar
                          powers to Late Nite Lad
IRONY MAN - Ability to emit and detect emissions of irony
LATE-NITE LAD -  Ability to stay awake for ridiculously long streches because he
             goofs off when he should be doing work durring the day time.
LIST LAD - the keeper of lots of silly lists (has yet to appear but guess
                      who he is)
LURKING GIRL - Invisible to most net.worlders, only sensed by the best of
                 psychics
LURKER LAD - maybe he should get together with Lurking Girl
MAINSTREAM MAN - Physically unable to buy an independent.
MARVEL ZOMBIE LAD - to recall virtually any Marvel Plot, no matter how hokey.
MYK-EL - No powers yet
MULTI-TASKING LAD - ability to post to USEnet, read E-Mail, play net trek, and 
                            read old Flaming Carrot issues
NIT-PICK LAD - point out small errors which are, for the most part, incidental
                        to the discussion at hand.
OBSCURE TRIVIA LAD - ability to remember the stupidest bits of trivia.
ORGANIC LASS - the ability to memorize hundreds of chemical equations........
                  and then forget them all five minutes before an exam.
PARKING KARMA KID - always find a parking space, usually right next to the door
POMPOUS LAD - able to alienate even the most literate fellow readers with harsh
            critiques, only to to turn around and admit I like something 
            schlocky.
PROCRASTINATION BOY - started reading this net because of a major project due 
       to an Intro to Political Research Class. Came down to the computer
     lab to work on it, end up reading 100 posts on R.A.C. responding to 
     a few and then leaving without ever touching this project.
REBEL YELL - possesses the ability to rant and rave about a poor
       characterization of the South and New Orleans in particular in comics,TV,
       and Movies anyone actually cared (also your humble transcriber) 
SARDONIC BOY - float above rush hour traffic with my flight ring and make snide
                     Comments.
SIDEWINDER - start off by blasting my way into a topic, but eventually wind up
            on the sidelines
SIG LAD -
SIG.FILE LAD -
SPELLING BOY - says it all really.
SQUID BOY - can lend my body to Suicide Squid when he needs a disguise
SUPER APATHY LAD - to be tel-apathetic
TIME-WASTER LAD - turn what was supposed to be a mere check of my e-mail into
                 hours of time wasted reading this and other newsgroups
THE FORGETTING ONE - can never remember the damn artist/writers name until 
                     the next day.
THE INCREDIBLE MAN-WITH-NO-LIFE - !!
THE INVISIBLE INCENDIARY - Invisible because I post seldom, incendiary because 
            I seem to have this uncontrollable ability to set off flamewars.
THE TYGGER - current member with trivia related powers
TRIVIA KING - VERY similar to Marvel Zombie Lad
TYPO LAD - abble too mke thee mos amzing tyypos in alll off hiz sintincez.
           Cidekik wanno-bee to Rebul Yehl.


THE VILLIANS
==============================
ACTON LORD-
BLACK DUDE WITH THE HAT- has a hat
DUMB-ASS LASS - a psychotic loner who stands above coherence
FUNDAMENTALIST CIRCLE - a big circle, I presume
MANGA MAN - mostly in the realms of Special Effects and Timing
OMEGA.MOSELY - vanishes and reappears with the same stochastic irregularity as
               a good Batman villian
REPETITIVE LAD - To answer questions on the net that have already been 
          answered.  It wouldnt be that bad if they werent the exact same 
          answers, only worded diferently.
THE DORFS  - horrendous ability to give callously cruel, and usually answers to
       intelligent posts, and cruelly dehumanizing responces to posts by 
       first timers who didnt know any better 
THE DUNCE CIRCLE - the members belive that their way is the only way and 
                 nobody else could ever possibly be right.
THE FAGBASHING EMPIRE - exactly


Thats the list with a very few updates.  Please send me any additons via e-mail
Please only send me info if YOU are the creator of the character youre sending
 about (or at least the primary user).
 least please signify that it is a lnh post in your subject line.

see yall soon.

--------SCAVENGER


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