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From: chris.baird@hal9k.ann-arbor.mi.us (Chris Baird) 
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Misc Didya notices and Freeze-frame Fun,,
Date: 2 Jan 93 15:13:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: HAL 9000 BBS, W-NET HQ, Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA
Reply-To: chris.baird@hal9k.ann-arbor.mi.us (Chris Baird) 
Summary: The Night of the DYNs

From: chris@glencoe.apana.org.au (Chris Baird)
Date: Fri, 01 Jan 93 21:53:26 AESST
Organization: KZMB, all zombie radio...Grrrrrrrrrr!
 
Be thankful there aren't any movie references,, >:)
 
[8F15]	The Teachers' Lounge:
	- Mr. S. Skinner					[Principal]
	- Mrs. Krabappel					[4th grade]
	- Ms. Hoover						[2nd grade]
	- Mr. Largo						    [Music]
	- PysEd teacher (cf: 7G06)					[PE]
	- Nurse (cf: 7F14)				     [School nurse]
	- Dr. J. Lorne Pryor			      [School psychologist]
	- Pale-skinned, black-haired, way-ugly looking teacher (female) [?]
	- Mr. Glascock							[?]
	- ``60s'' teacher, wearing sandals (male)			[?]
	- Black curly hair and mustachioed teacher (male)		[?]
 (8F17) - Golden haired, spectacled female	  [Glascock's replacement?]
 
	Among the books stacked in Lisa's locker:
	    Sociology  Teacher's Edition
	    HISTORY TEACHER'S EDITION   
	    The Answer Book  1946 edition
	    ALGEBRA  Teacher's Edition
	    Basic Math
	    TYPING ANSWER BOOK
 
[8F10]	_Lisa makes a fist_ as she and Bart start to fight over the
	name of baby.  Shock!  Very unladylike.
 
[8F16]	HomerKong-sized plot hole:  Why didn't Edna recognise Bart's
	handwriting?
 
[8F21]	The 2 minute parking out front of the KEM.
 
[8F24]	The name (and as importantly, the correct spelling) of the TV
	Yoga teacher in ``Kamp Krusty'' is _Sadrodin_Muraradad_
 
	How can I speak with such authority? -- In the 2nd season
	episode ``Brush with Greatness'', we can see the title of his
	(ghost-written) autobiography.
 
-- 
El Bairdo,,
 
 
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: frisch1@athena.mit.edu (Jonathan Katz)
Subject: Re: What U Didn't Know about the Simpsons!!
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 21:03:07 GMT

This article was probably generated by a buggy news reader.
From: scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us (S. Mudgett aka little gator)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Organization: gators 'r us
Subject: Re: Itchy!
Reply-To: scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us
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In <mjann.2jun@hotcity.COM>, Maureen Jann writes:
>DO you like Itchy or Scratchy better?
itchy.  he has the most adorable smile.  scratchy's a weenie.
-- 
-- little gator aka s. mudgett     email: scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us
-- friend of a gator is a friend of mine
From: ajr@ice.massima.com (ARNOLD J RIMMER)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Subject: Itchy&Scratchy---Movie Stars???
Date: 11 Jan 93 10:21:50 GMT
Reply-To: ajr@ice.massima.com (ARNOLD J RIMMER)
Organization: Massima Consumer Products, Inc., USA Division
Division: Cryonics Project Lab


Any word yet on the whether we will see much of our furry friends
in the upcoming big screen appearance of the Simpsons...

Or how about the episode Matt G. promised us earlier this year...
a episode based mostly around the Itchy&Scratchy...

hmmm...


Arnold J Rimmer
From: bw462@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bucky Whaley)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Subject: They fight! They bite! (was Re: Itchy!)
Date: 10 Jan 1993 23:04:32 GMT
Organization: The Lutefisk Watch, Psychotic Young Mice Research Team
            <mjann.2jun@hotcity.COM>
Reply-To: bw462@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bucky Whaley)
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Summary: Say your prayers, Plow Boy.


scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us (S. Mudgett aka little gator) says:
>In <mjann.2jun@hotcity.COM>, Maureen Jann writes:
>>DO you like Itchy or Scratchy better?
>itchy.  he has the most adorable smile.  

Yeah.  Except for the glint in his eye.

>scratchy's a weenie.

Not everyone can match Wile E. Coyote's sang-froid.  I like Scratchy
*because* he is a screaming weenie who runs in circles flapping his
arms until the moment of impact.  I fancy these are moments of
revelation, not unlike those found in Flannery O'Connor's stories.

Well, not really.    

>-- little gator aka s. mudgett     email: scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us

Say, doesn't the (blue) Fnordster post from your site?  I'm *crazy*
about him!

-- 
bw462@cleveland.freenet.edu            "It's funny because it's true."
                                       - Fat Tony, `Bart the Murderer'
From: bw462@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bucky Whaley)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Subject: Re: Itchy&Scratchy---Movie Stars???
Date: 11 Jan 1993 17:21:23 GMT
Organization: The Lutefisk Watch
Reply-To: bw462@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bucky Whaley)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, ajr@ice.massima.com (ARNOLD J RIMMER) says:

>Any word yet on the whether we will see much of our furry friends
>in the upcoming big screen appearance of the Simpsons...

Dunno anything about this.

>Or how about the episode Matt G. promised us earlier this year...
>a episode based mostly around the Itchy&Scratchy...

I think we've already been treated to this in "Itchy & Scratchy:  The 
Movie" [9F03].

-- 
bw462@cleveland.freenet.edu            "It's funny because it's true."
                                       - Fat Tony, `Bart the Murderer'
From: mjann@hotcity.COM (Maureen Jann)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Subject: Itchy!
Date: 6 Jan 93 21:20:05 PST
Organization: BBS

DO you like Itchy or Scratchy better?
                        \c2 Me
From: scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us (S. Mudgett aka little gator)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy
Subject: Re: They fight! They bite! (was Re: Itchy!)
Summary: Say your prayers, Plow Boy.
Date: 11 Jan 93 13:37:50 GMT
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In <1iqa20INN9f6@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, Bucky Whaley writes:
>scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us (S. Mudgett aka little gator) says:
>>In <mjann.2jun@hotcity.COM>, Maureen Jann writes:
>>>DO you like Itchy or Scratchy better?
>>itchy.  he has the most adorable smile.  
>
>Yeah.  Except for the glint in his eye.
but that's what i like *best* about it.


>>scratchy's a weenie.
>Not everyone can match Wile E. Coyote's sang-froid.  I like Scratchy
>*because* he is a screaming weenie who runs in circles flapping his
>arms until the moment of impact. 
so do i, but i like itchy better.


>Say, doesn't the (blue) Fnordster post from your site?  I'm *crazy*
>about him!
yep, same site.  and we're *crazy* about him too.
-- 
-- little gator aka s. mudgett     email: scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us
-- friend of a gator is a friend of mine
From: dprezios@ep.ieee.org (D Preziosi)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: maggie movie reference
Date: 4 Jan 93 19:24:41 GMT
Reply-To: dprezios@ep.ieee.org
Organization: IEEE, New York, NY

In article 1i8806INN6hc@agate.berkeley.edu, annie@garnet.berkeley.edu (Anne Jessop) writes:
> 
> 
> The scene where Maggie leads the other babies to escape from the Ayn Rand
> daycare is from The Great Escape.  (At least, the ball bouncing and
> tapping the other babies is.  The scene where Homer picks her up and sees
> all the babies sucking their pacifiers, staring at him, I think is a lift
> from The Birds.)
> 
> Annie
It is a lift from The Birds. Please note Alfred H. walking along the sidewalk
as Marge et al. exit daycare center.
From: dkumasaw@oracle.uucp (Darren Kumasawa)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Dreadful Thread
Date: 9 Jan 93 02:36:46 GMT
Organization: Oracle Corporation, Redwood Shores CA
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by an unauthenticated user
              at Oracle Corporation.  The opinions expressed are those
              of the user and not necessarily those of Oracle.

In article <1ikc64INNiaj@cs.widener.edu> KitchenRN@ssd0.laafb.af.mil writes:
>>
>>Definitely crewcut!
>>For a referential flat-top, see the "Do The Bartman" video.
>
>Naaaaah, it *can't* be a flattop!  Ever notice when Bart gets all dressed up 
>(like for church, etc.) the pointy parts are combed down?
>

I can't believe that there is all of this controversy over the pointy-headed
one's hair!  Bart's hair is fairly short, but he "spikes" it up!  This is
not an uncommon "alternative" hairstyle that has become popular in recent
years.  The style is kind of in-between a crew-cut and a flat-top, styled
with an emphasis on "looking" messy when it may actually not be.

Darren
From: ffr@strider.UUCP (F Frank Rowe)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: aye carumba audio file
Date: 8 Jan 93 23:20:27 GMT
Reply-To: ffr@adc.com
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.widener.edu

I have an audio file (carumba.u, in mulaw format) of Bart saying
"I've said it before, and I'll say it again --- aye carumba!"

I don't have access to alt.binaries.sounds.misc, but I'm offering to
email a uuencoded copy of the audio file to anyone who requests it.


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: c172060@cs.UAlberta.CA (Heide Cameron N)
Subject: Re: DID ITCHY EVER LOSE A
Organization: University of Alberta
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 09:57:22 GMT

Chris Burgess (chris.burgess@outlan.ersys.edmonton.ab.ca) writes:
>Actually, Itchy also lost in that one episode that was never aired,
>where Marge resolved the dispute over a pie by the pair sharing the pie,
>but in Roger Meyeres' original version, Itchy was thrown in a vat of
>acid by Scratchy. Too bad Marge changed it... (this is from "Itchy &
>Scratchy & Marge" [7f09])

	In a twisted sort of way, Marge actually helped maintain the
continuity of I&S by suggesting a different ending.  Although killing a
cat repeatedly isn't terribly realistic to begin with... :)

	On a slight tangent, I find it interesting that Scratchy is not
only a constant loser, but a victim as well, in that Itchy's attacks are
more often than not seemingly unprovoked.  One rarely thinks of mice as
being natural predators of cats, so perhaps this is some sort of comment on
the portrayal of good/evil in cartoons nowadays.  I'm too far out of touch
with Saturday mornings to be able to answer that myself...

Cameron Heide      |    c172060@cs.ualberta.ca    | "I'm CRUSHING your head!"
From: jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: January 21 Episode
Date: 12 Jan 93 00:20:13 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Don.Delgrande@launchpad.unc.edu (Don Delgrande) writes:

>According to TV Guide (which, as I recall, is owned by Rupert Murdoch, who
>also owns Fox, and also, theoretically, the rights o OFF), the 1/21

Umm, Rubert Murdoch doesn't own anything.

He's dead.

(or am I *really* confused?)

ObSimpsons(sort of): I'm not going to be home Thursday, so could someone
tape the show for me?	I-) 

(PS, I'm not serious.)

				James Willer
[any opinions above are copyrighted and may only be used with my permission]
From: gagnonr@JSP.UMontreal.CA (Gagnon Real)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Back in Germany
Date: 9 Jan 93 00:40:10 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

>> I just wanted to express my joy to you. The Simpsons are back in
>> german television with 24 new and 14 old episodes, starting today.
>One of the best tv programs ever - and not a big success 
>among german adults.

  About the Simpsons on german TV, do they talk in german  or is it 
  the original version (not translated)?

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Subject: USENET BBSs
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Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 05:46:44 GMT

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From: George.Harris@launchpad.unc.edu (George Harris)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: [9F01] Homer the Heretic
Date: 4 Jan 93 21:01:06 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service

In article <1993Jan4.174637.22091@Shiva.COM> marty@Shiva.COM (Marty Del Vecchio) writes:
>Oh, Doctor!  A 98-yard triple-reverse ties the score at 63--63!
>We have seen nothing but razzle-dazzle here today, three visits from
>Morganna the Kissing Bandit, and the surprising return of Jim Brown!
>-- Frank Gifford calls the football game, ``Homer the Heretic''
>
>===
>
>I believe that this was supposed to be a Keith Jackson impression.  Of course,
>since Keith Jackson does college football (Saturday afternoons), and Frank
>Gifford does Monday Night Football (Monday nights), neither is accurate,
>since Homer is watching football on Sunday.

	Well, it could easily have been an NFL play-off game, which could be
covered by ABC even though it appears on Sunday.  On the other hand, it could
be a college bowl game, which conceivably could air on a Sunday (but I doubt
it; the last time New Year's Day fell on a Sunday, they postponed the bowl
games until Jan 2, ostensibly not to play on Sunday, but in actuality not to
conflict witht he NFL playoffs).

>Marty Del Vecchio
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From: c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au (Chris Baird)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Did Itchy ever lose a cartoon sequence?
Date: 9 Jan 1993 14:03:37 -0500
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
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Have I answered this already?  No matter.

Itchy's came close -- in ``There's No Disgrace like Home'' Scratchy
has a meat cleaver above his head just before Homer turns off the TV.
But otherwise the animators abide with the standard ``The Cat always
gets it in the end'' like that before "Tom & Jerry" entered their
`kinder, gentler' phase.

-- 
Chris Baird,,  <c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au>
From: Jawara@Applelink.Apple.COM (Ron Drake)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: What U Didn't Know about the Simpsons!!
Date: 11 Jan 93 23:24:25 GMT
Followup-To: alt.tv.simpsons
Organization: Me, The Whole Me and Nothing But

In article <1993Jan5.201633.20412@netnews.noc.drexel.edu>,
glovercj@duvm.ocs.drexel.edu wrote:
> 
> Are the Simpsons a cartoon just to be enjoyed for the loony situations and
> characters that it entails or is it something more? What Do you think?
> Ask yourself, these questions, and maybe you'll think differently:

[ Simpson's ethnic analysis deleted. ]

I'm...oh, what would you call it...I'll use your term: African-American.
I don't understand the reasons behind the color scheme you pointed out.
Milhouse has blue hair. I think he's caucasian. Most of the police force
is. Groundskeeper Willie. Barney cracks me up too severely for me ever to
have noticed his ethnicity. From what I remember of his butt, he may be
caucasian. The Sea Captain. Lionel Hutz. What the hell color is Sideshow
Bob? Lurleen from "Colonel Homer." Abe. Rev. Lovejoy. Is Ms. Krabappel
yellow? Dolph? Is Moe yellow? WHO GIVES A FLYING @#&* ???!!!

BTW, Bart's got a crew cut.

***********************************************************************
"We never did the hootchie-coo, either! So what's your point?
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From: KitchenRN@ssd0.laafb.af.mil
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Oh, no, not again! Where is Springfield?
Date: 5 Jan 1993 15:31:01 -0500
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.widener.edu

After thinking about Homer sitting on the sofa watching football while Marge 
and the kids are at church:

In the Eastern time zone, Sunday football *starts* at 1:00 PM.  By the time 
the score got to 68 - 68 (or whatever it was), it would have been around 
3:00, if Springfield is in the Eastern time zone.  Would church still be 
going on?

If Springfield is in the Pacific time zone, however, church could still be in 
session, with the game starting at 10:00 AM, and the score 68-68 around noon.

Of course, it was snowing heavily.  It would have to be some Pacific area 
that encounters heavy snowfall.

Any other ideas?
From: holland@geop.ubc.ca (Stephen Holland)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: The Return of "Where is Springfield?"
Followup-To: alt.tv.simpsons
Date: 8 Jan 1993 19:05:31 GMT
Organization: Geophysics & Astronomy, U.B.C. Vancouver, Canada
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In article 1ikh74INNj9o@cs.widener.edu, KitchenRN@ssd0.laafb.af.mil () writes:
>OK, folks, watching "Homer the Heretic" last night, I noticed that when 
>Homer's taking a shower and listening to the radio, he's listening to radio 
>station KBBL.  Is there any possibility that that's a real radio station 
>somewhere?  Does somebody have access to a list of radio call letters and 
>where they're located?
>
Ah yes.... my favourite thread.
When I heard KBBL my first thought was KBaBbLe.  After all, most djs seem to 
think that the only reason the audience has tuned in is to listen to them
babble.

steve holland
From: KitchenRN@ssd0.laafb.af.mil
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: [9F01] Homer the Heretic
Date: 4 Jan 93 18:09:48 GMT
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.widener.edu

+>>> Morganna the Kissing Bandit
+
+During the mid 80's, an overly-endowed woman would often rush onto the
+playing field of a major American sports event and plant a smooch on a
+player.  She would then quickly be escorted off the stadium grounds by
+security.

"Overly-endowed" does not begin to do her justice!
Morganna still strikes, every now and then.  And there have been several 
Morganna imitators.  But now, Morganna is part-owner of a minor-league 
baseball team, so she can attack the players whenever she feels like it.  
Although, as part owner, she seems to have acquired some decorum.
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: tebarth.bln@sni.de (Dominik Tebarth)
Subject: Re: Back in Germany
Organization: SNE , Berlin, Germany
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 07:42:40 GMT

phineas@brombeer.sta.sub.org (Stephan Freundorfer) writes:


> Hi OFF-Fans!


> I just wanted to express my joy to you. The Simpsons are back in
> german television with 24 new and 14 old episodes, starting today.
> For some foolish reason they are broadcasted at 2.30 pm each day
> (children's prime time). The people in Germany didn't catch the
> meaning of the show (same thing as with ST:TNG), so it went to the
> children's hour. But the rest of the german Simpsons-Fans will
> hopefully record every episode on the VCR, so do I.
So do I, but did you notice that the episode from Jan 5 
(Homer is declared insane and meets the guy who pretendsZZ 

> Stephan.


> --
> Stephan Freundorfer               phineas@brombeer.sta.sub.org
> Neu-Esting/Germany                +49 8142-49146   
>  "Wer im Schlachthaus sitzt, soll nicht mit Schweinen werfen"
From: melchar@west.darkside.com (Melchar)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Homer the Heretic
Date: 11 Jan 93 22:44:26 GMT
Organization: The Dark Side of the Moon +1 408 245 SPAM

> >>First, when Homer wanted to know, then God said that he'ld have to wait
> >>unitl his death, then Homer replied, "I can't wait that long", then God
> >>said that it would only be six months (we all know the treads that
> >>resulted from this), as God said, "Well alright..." and proceeded to tell
> >>Homer, this could imply that the *plans* for Homer's future had been change
> >>After all, if He decided to postpone Homer's death, then He would have
> >>reason to tell Homer the meaning of life.
> >>
> >
> >No, this just implies that God changed his mind about telling Homer the
> >meaning of life while he was still alive.  Why would God postpone Homer's
> >death AND tell him the meaning of life?  If God's plans for Homer had
> >changed, the most logical thing to do would have been to tell Homer, and
> >then kill him right away.  As it is, I think we can assume that Homer will
> >still die 6 months from that point even though he now knows the meaning
> >of life.
> >
> First of all, that was a joke! A JOKE!!! Why do people still believe God
> was serious in telling Homer he would die in 6 months???
> Second, it wasn't even God--it was a dream by Homer in church, just like
> the first scene with God in it. I think we can safely assume Homer will
> NOT die in 6 months nor any time for the next few seasons!
> 
     Actually, Homer had his heart attack & God could have been referring 
to that......................
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: frank2@odie.ee.wits.ac.za
Subject: Re: What U Didn't Know about the Simpsons!!
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Novell Users).
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 14:30:41 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.201633.20412@netnews.noc.drexel.edu> glovercj@duvm.ocs.drexel.edu writes:

>Q:What hairstyle does Bart wear?
>A:Dreds, like what type of people(African-Americans)


*Does* Bart wear dreads? I haven't been able to discern any particular style 
in his yellow mop.

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