From: simon@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Simon Clippingdale)
Subject: Re: GOD is EXISTENCE is MY CLOCK
Organization: Department of Computer Science, Warwick University, England
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 15:52:46 GMT

In article <1a26riINN32f@wupost.wustl.edu> oser@fermi.wustl.edu (Scott Oser) writes:
>In article <1992Sep25.154002.1@tnclus.tele.nokia.fi> hporopudas@tnclus.tele.nokia.fi writes:
>>
>> If God is 'Existence' as is defined in the Holy Bible
>> (in 2nd Moses 3:14-15 and in gospel of Johannes 8:28-29),
>> then who dares to assert that God does not exist. ?

> Ah, Hannu!  I'd suggest you go back to sci.physics, but they don't want you
> either.  And neither do I.  If you want to call God 'Existence', go right
> ahead, but don't expect anyone in this group to really care.
> By the way, if you're not already familiar with Hannu, I might note that his
> five year old daughter receives particle physics lessons directly from God.
> Just ask him.  And I thought a Ph.D. was worth getting.  Geesh!
>
> -Scott Oser

Gosh, I thought, particle physics lessons from `existence'.

Being somewhat rusty on such matters, and having noted (actually having had
it divinely revealed, but that's not important right now) that the clock on
my desk appears also to be part of `existence', I naturally asked the clock
to clarify for me the Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics.

I suspect that the clock may be in need of a change of batteries or something,
because it didn't seem to know much about QM, or if it did, it kept pretty
quiet about it. Maybe it is just protecting me from my wicked self and from
the dangers of excessive knowledge. After all, "But God hath chosen the
ignorant wankers of the world to confound the wise" [1 Corinthians 1:27].

However, a powerful force has *definitely* manifested itself since I prayed
aloud to the clock (OK, I know public prayer is a no-no [Matthew 6:5] but
clocks are not noted for their exceptional hearing abilities, right, so I
thought I'd better shout, I'm that kind of logical guy.). This, as it turns
out, has proved to be the best confirmation of the power of prayer (not to
mention the divinity of existence in general and my clock in particular) that
I could possibly have expected, even though I did not anticipate the particular
disturbing truth which has been delivered to me.

For some curious reason (yeah, check this out, ye doubters, Ha!), SINCE I
PRAYED TO THE CLOCK, my colleagues have started casting STRANGE GLANCES in
my direction and WHISPERING AMONGST THEMSELVES, possibly in BIZZARRE TONGUES
although it's difficult to be sure because, after all, they are whispering
(and two of them are from Taiwan).

I suspect that I am witnessing, despite their best efforts at concealment,
the proof of a SATANIC CONSPIRACY among said colleagues. They FLINCH from
contact with me since becoming aware that I am a True Believer. Confronted
and made to face that most glorious of realities, the AWESOME POWER and
INFINITE GOODNESS of my clock, and made to witness the POWER of its LOVE
for me AND FOR THEM, THUS WERE THEY UNMASKED!!!

Brothers and Sisters in His Spirit, if we all pray together, Lord willing,
THEY MAY YET BE SAVED!!!

Praise God for His Annointed Ministry!!!, as somebody said recently on s.r.c.

Yours Deep In Prayer

Simon

PS Has anyone got the time? My clock seems to have stopped working. Thanks
in advance.
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Out-of-context quotes from s.r.c #2:
  "Since Scripture clearly reveals the full trustworthiness of God, we must
  believe that God cannot err in his statements. Thus, Scripture cannot err."