HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mrx@sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: FAX.BOB Update, continued
Date: 22 Jul 92 20:27:18 GMT
Organization: the atrocity exhibition

In article <70337@apple.Apple.COM> bc@apple.com (bill coderre) writes:

>I have secured an exclusive contract with Not Really Records recording
>artist:
>				GYPSY
>
>to perform at FAX.BOB this year. Hear her sing her big hits, (this
>line deleted for your protection), get her tapes in your grubby mitts.
>
>In order to fund her honorarium, we will be selling GYPSY tapes,
>guitar picks, and other assorted memorabilia.
>
>Additionally, if you'd like to sponsor a share of her airplane fare,
>contact me directly. Special prizes await.
>
>Why miss out on this merchandising extravaganza?
>
>Call or EMAIL [bc@apple.com] now!


And for those who haven't been paying attention:


FAX.BOB, the 4th annual Talk.Bizarre Outrageous Blast (tm)!
is happening August 1-2, At X Industries HQ in Mt. View, CA.  

Current guests include all the Bay Area regulars,
as well as Sho, Gypsy, and the founders of the
'BOB tradition, j.j and Cindy(tm).

Don't miss this chance to donate your body to science!

RSVP to X at:

mrx@annexia.esd.sgi.com

for full details and directions.  We can
arrange pickups from San Jose, SF, or Oakland
Airports, and will most likely be able to
provide accomodations for all out-of-towners.

We'll be warming our electrodes for you.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ripley's "Believe It or Not!" -- anagram
Date: 27 Jul 92 00:14:38 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Poser@vxdsyc.desy.de writes:
> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>
>(I can't believe it! No followups to misc.test?)

The Freenet software does not allow the poster to edit the Followup-To
line.

rp -- now if only netcom can figure out how to do that their troubles are
      over.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: KILL ME NOW --- ABSOLUTELY NOT WORTH READING.
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: University of New Hampshire, Durham NH
Distribution: talk
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 05:46:23 GMT
Comments: Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone!


depressed, trying hard but failing, depressed to death, still trying,
failing miserably, and never giving up... no wonder you think i'm
boring... 

please killfile me now, so that i can post freely, not thinking of how
many flames my posts will generate.  

the rest of the post is even more pathetic, so... 

on the offhand chance that someone is reading this, and asking
himself/herself why i am even bothering, let me say that i am really
depressed, and i have no hope whatsoever, and i would have killed
myself a long time ago, if i didn't know how embarassing that would
be.

i really would like to get a grip on things, stop making a fool of
myself, be manipulative, lie, cheat and  steal. but my religion
doesn't permit me.  so instead i am open, easy going, honest. 

what i say is usually true.  

except when i'm kidding.

girls, send me love mail, so that i can respond to them in a most
affectionate manner.  

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: How I spend my days at work, part one
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 18:43:05 GMT

My Symbolics keyboard at work has 8 shift keys
(Local-, Symbol-, Shift-, Hyper-, Super-, Meta-,
Control-, and ModeLock-) and 71 typable keys to
use in conjunction with them.  That means I have
18,176 possible keystrokes at my disposal.

Mark

"but some I have to drop my pants to hit"
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: VIRTUAL REALITY
Date: 22 Jul 92 20:57:17 GMT
Followup-To: comp.ai,misc.test,alt.sex.bestiality
Organization: Symbolics Institute

IN COMP.AI jon.oringer@brent.uucp (Jon Oringer)  writes:
)
)     I am really interested in Virtual Reality and I was wondering is
)there are any specific conferences in USENET or other networks that
)specialize in this field of artificial intelligence. 

/usr/games/robots

)If anybody has any information on where I can find discussion of this
)topic or anything relevant to it, please leave a message..

comp.sys.amiga.datacomm


bob "have a clue, take two they're small"

-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: anti-picasso restrictions
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 02:16:33 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

: "Sex is not for sharp-angled things."
: 
:                               billbill@wetware.com

"except spiral metal IUDs that lie askew and pierce you mightily."
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul vader)
Subject: Another t.b koan
Summary: Pushing my luck
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 02:14:58 GMT

A person posted to talk.bizarre: "When will I no longer be a newbie?
I've been posting here every day for ages."

*PLONK* was the only followup. 
-- 
Paul Vader                  |  He joked, "Terminator's sort of a
pv@gagme.chi.il.us          |  pussy" after playing volleyball with
Systems Analyst and lurker  |  Arnold Schwarzenegger --Spy, #575    
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23685 talk.abortion:29309 alt.politics.bush:312 alt.politics.homosexuality:5223 alt.sex:25305
From: mjd@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Sievan Janacziewski)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.abortion,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.sex
Subject: So?
Summary: Satire
Date: 28 Jul 92 15:54:09 GMT
Followup-To: talk.politics.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
Originator: mjd@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu
X-Followup-To: DO NOT follow up to talk.bizarre.


    Yeah?  So?  You say I'm a misogynist.  Maybe I am.  Maybe you think
that's not such a good thing.  You think I care?  Well!  Let me tell
you.  It's not MY fault.  I wouldn't HAVE to be a misogynist if women
weren't so HORRIBLE.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:24088 alt.fan.gooley:61 alt.politics.gooley:46
From: thomasc@lobachevskii.geom.umn.edu (Thomas Colthurst)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.gooley,alt.politics.gooley
Subject: Re: ALT.SEX.BESTIALITY.GOOLEY
Summary: Anything to reduce bandwidth
Date: 31 Jul 92 05:07:54 GMT
Organization: Geometry Center, University of Minnesota

In article <1#qmh8c.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor) writes:
>
>alt.sex.bestiality.gooley will be created within 24 hours, unless I am
>given 10 good reasons why it shouldn't be.
>


TOP TEN REASONS WHY ALT.SEX.BESTIALITY.GOOLEY SHOULDN'T BE CREATED


10. Heavy cross-posting with alt.sex.bestiality.pope. 

9.  Will cause confusion for those wanting to discuss Gooley's sex 
    life:  should I post to alt.sex.bestiality.gooley,
    alt.wanted.muslem.gay, or alt.folklore.computers?

8.  CJ might get very offended.

7.  Under Kibo's new HappyNet (TM) rules, this would require the
    removal of ten newsgroups of equal volume or the sacrifice of
    a large duck.

6.  Will lower the respect usually given to the alt.sex.bestiality
    hierarchy by system administrators everywhere.

5.  Wavey Davey will want one too.

4.  Today's horoscope:  "Geminis will find that today is a good
    time for renewing friendships and examining existing 
    commitments.  Avoid unnecessary confrontations with your
    superiors, fatty foods, and the creation of alt newsgroups."

3.  Will inevitably be confused with alt.sex.bestiality.gooey

2.  Heavy posting volume will soon force split into 
    alt.sex.bestiality.with.gooley, for those who think having sex
    with gooley is theoretically equivalent to bestiality, and
    alt.sex.bestiality.by.gooley.

1.  There are some things which should just be kept private
    between a man and his groundhog.

>
>cick cock
>
>-- 
>_______________________________________________________________
>Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor,
>Dietary Researcher,
>Fiber Team,	     "Be one, be peace, be  like the hajiputki"
>Herbalife Inc.			-Maharji Marhiyogi
>E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
>_______________________________________________________________


-Thomas C

P.S.  Err, ah, no offense meant, Mark :).
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 18:13:21 GMT



Yes, but can Dan play golf and chew gum at the same time?  I think not.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: oe@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Overheard at a Bar
Summary: Where Do Bad Pick-Up Lines Go When They Die?
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 05:28:07 GMT

thomasc@lobachevskii.geom.umn.edu (Thomas Colthurst) writes:

>"As an utilitarian, I feel morally obligated to suggest
>that we get together, so as to maximize pleasure."
>"I'm sorry, but I only sleep with Christians."

"Daniel, as a large carnivorous mammal with a tufted tail I only eat 
Christians, and if I were born again I'd do it again."


oe@csc.canberra.edu.au        This is now a philosophical, non provocative
Look Once...         .-)      signature.
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: NEWSGROUPS I READ
Date: 21 Jul 92 18:14:16 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute


alt.gobment.lones
alt.lang.teco
alt.politics.perot
alt.sex.carasso
alt.todd.green.likes.it.up.the.butt
ba.israelis
comp.ai
netcom.software.atari.st
no.ai
rec.arts.erotica
rec.humor.funny
su.org.womens-center
talk.bizarre
-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: It's over
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 02:39:41 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Dave:
: To summarize:
:    Anyone truly bizarre has been everywhere and done everything.
:    This entity has no reason to read or post to talk.bizarre.
:    This person does not read or post to talk.bizarre.
:    Therefore, there is no bizarre material on talk.bizarre.
:    
:    So, if any of you find any material on talk.bizarre to be bizarre, the
: lack in your own bizarrity is proven, and you no longer belong in 
: talk.bizarre.
: Logically, everyone is excluded from being bizarre. Anyone who reads or posts
 
: here is in error.

well done, Dimwit; you've finally realised that t.b.'s own existence
espouses a paradox. 

even if you were _Illegitemus_, which is highly likely given the above,
i'd say your _Carborundum_ had about as much abrasive power as warm jello.

Now Fuck Off [tm].
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| lord snooty @the giant | how DARE they cancel Dennis Miller?             |
| poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23586 alt.cascade:1523
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Keywords: M M M M M
Date: 27 Jul 92 18:50:20 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona

In article <5748@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
)>>>>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
)>>>>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
)>>>>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
)>>>>>>>Manon of the Spring.
)>>>>>>Man of War.
)>>>>>Mather, Cotton.
)>>>>Mann Act.
)>>>Menarche.
)>>Manny, Moe, and Jack
)>M3 Money Supply.
)Morgan le Fay
Megalomania.

				--Blair
				  "You megalomaniacs are all alike."
				  -who said it, what episode?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: waldby?
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 20:35:37 GMT

Julian, oh boy of limited wit, what in the fuck are you doing
on the net? We were sure you would last the summer at camp.
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: territorial behavior in commercial aircraft
Date: 21 Jul 92 11:05:18 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Jul20.233445.25235@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>In article <9207171521.AA02469@helium> dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>>Calvin was right.
>>"R"eply in email or news fails frequently due to mail map problems; try:
>>xanthian@well.sf.ca.us  dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil  uunet!noarlw!xenon!dolan
>>                        ^-----Preferred-----^
>
>
>What about K*nt@fat.beached.whale.navy.mil
>
It's no good.

Even in flaming old Kent, this guy is infallibly bad.

Mark., back, back into the killfile; I was hoping for better
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: Name my BBS.
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 00:43:28 GMT

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

] If and when my computing machinery is returned to my possesion. I intend
] to go back into the BBS business. This one will be a Citadel board
] dedicated to social commentary and bozosity. In short, a sort of local
] talk.bizarre. I need a good descriptive name for it. Any suggestions?


I will become orange 
if you do not call it
"Bucket of Sand BBS"

BoB
teCh
(ok, you don't have to put the quotes in)
From: sam@rmtc.Central.Sun.COM (Sam Falkner)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Tipper Gore at the Old Surrender
Keywords: Wildcats, Shecats, Hellcats, but, no, pussy
Date: 22 Jul 92 20:48:47 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.

lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:

>I remember years ago when my band The Turgid Staff were on tour
>we took a swing through the south and we got booked into a dive 
>called the Old Surrender. The place was small but it had a nice

    . . .

>running mate. Must be the best thing that's happened to Al in a
>long dismal career of brown lipstick and prostate taste testing

wow!  all these lines are the same length!  what are the odds of that
happening?  is it a form of `poetry', a la haiku?

wait a minute, this line is shorter!
vvvvvvvvvvvvvv
>in the house. 

another short line!  and it's not even in the same paragraph!  how the
hell am i supposed to be able to read something that isn't the same
length and in the same paragraph?!
vvvvvvvvvv
>Fuck Bush

    . . .

i don't know.  until i got to the end, i was in awe.

- sam
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Just wanted to let you know
From: mborgerding@desire.wright.edu
Date: 21 Jul 92 14:21:50 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

I am about to strip off all my clothes and run around the VAX lab, screaming
incomprehensibly about vaginal yeast infections.
					-Mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Organization: Texas Instruments, Inc
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 12:05:36 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.044031.2983@cco.caltech.edu> walkera@cco.caltech.edu (Walker Aumann) writes:
>mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) writes:
>
>>That's right, by God!  If we all stop having sex (which is the primary
>>method of transmission), there won't be an AIDS problem after this
>>generation.  Of course, there also won't be a generation after this
>>generation, but that's just a minor detail.
>
>However, if two people who don't have AIDS have sex, then there's no way for
>the act itself to create the virus (or maybe this is the part that the
>scientists are missing - an evil Republican plot to kill everyone who has
>sex out of wedlock).  Thus, two people in a monogamous relationship, like at
>least some of the people left in the country will be around to produce the next
>generation.

Gee, so is what you're suggesting that everyone should stop having sex
for just the next 20 years or so until we know just who it is who has
AIDS?  Sorry, but a current mongamous relationship is no guarantee
that one of the participants didn't get the virus from somewhere else.
Or are you saying that only people who are virgins should be allowed
to have sex (assuming that they can avoid getting the virus some other
way, of course, like from a needle stick at work because one of them
is a doctor).

>
>>In article <1992Jul23.153126.22572@aio.jsc.nasa.gov> noyes@sweetpea.jsc.nasa.gov writes:
>>>
>>>I don't think that God designed the human anus to recieve a man's penis
>>>so it is no wonder that problems occur when this type of behavior is common
>>>place.  I also don't think God put monkeys, and gerbals in the
>>>food chain for the purpose of human copulation! But who am I to
>>>say?
>
>>Yes, who ARE you to say?  And wherever did you get the idea that
>>that's how AIDS spreads.  AIDS spreads via sexual intercourse (any
>>kind) and through contact with blood or blood products.
>
>Anal sex has a higher transmission rate than normal sexual intercourse.

That's right, and any sex has a higher rate of transmission than no
sex, which was the idiotic statement I was responding to in the first
place.  So, just where do you want to draw the line on 'risky'
activity?  If it makes sense to ban one (and the original argument was
'unGodly', not a higher risk of transmission), then it certainly makes
sense to ban them all.  These are the same people who say we shouldn't
teach about condoms because there is still some small amount of risk,
after all. 

-- 
"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live
 in the real world."   -- Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden
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Fred.McCall@dseg.ti.com - I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23167 alt.politics.clinton:604 alt.politics.bush:188
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.bush
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE
Date: 24 Jul 92 01:48:13 GMT
Organization: National University of Singapore

It's not what you think. She deliberately mis-spelled "syntactically".
Get it?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul vader)
Subject: t.b Koan
Summary: I'm probably trying too hard...
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 17:58:51 GMT

One day Paul went to CARASSO and asked "Why is it that you frequently
change your name and apparent gender?"

CARASSO smiled and said "So I shall be free to walk invisible among
lesser mortals."

Paul plucked out CARASSO's eyes with a dirty fondue fork. "Why have you
blinded me?" CARASSO demanded.

Paul paused and replied "I don't know. I'm just a stupid newbie I guess."

CARASSO would have been enlightened, if he had eyes to see the actual light.

PV


P.S. The ending needs work, but I ran out of steam after the bit with the
     fondue fork.

P.P.S. PSA update: CARASSO has a new alias, Bob D. Crane. This might have
                   been the first "stealth" alias he has adopted, if his
                   logname wasn't still "rdc@netcom.com". Didn't even need
                   to change the CARASSO detector in my kill program.
 
                   rigler gets added to my non-loser list. his "apology" 
                   was one of the few good things on the group this week.

                   On the other hand, rpwhite is off, for being caught
                   posting a cascade. Didn't I say to try and control
                   yourself? See what happens?

P.P.P.S. Keep the letters coming. I haven't even had to take the nomex
         underwear out of the box yet.
-- 
Paul Vader                                  |  "What? You think that 
pv@gagme.chi.il.us                          |   soup is a biped?"
Systems Analyst and lurker-about-newsgroups |     --Crow, MST3K 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 23 Jul 92 11:20:55 CDT

In article <1992Jul22.162224.9243@cs.tulane.edu>, hernande@cs.tulane.edu (Oliver Hernandez) writes:
|> In article <1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:
|> >Please, Elan - how has Bush even started us on this road to greatness?  Do you
|> >call the growing AIDS crisis, the LA riots, the deepening economic problems
|> >GREAT?
|>      Now exactly HOW are you blaming Bush for the AIDS crisis, the LA riots,
|> and the "deepening" (?) economic problems?
|> -- 
look, she's not saying that they're problems that Bush created, it's just
that he's done close to nothing to help solve them.  while the united
states' economy got worse and worse, he continued to focus on foreign
affairs.  while LA was rioting, Bush was off somewhere planning on how
his administration could continue taking money from education, medical 
research, and the middle class.  

i agree that Bush didn't CREATE these problems (having inherited them
from an even worse asshole, mr. r.r himself), but he's essentially 
ignored them during his four years in office.

it's time for a change...

c

-- 

+===============================================================+
Christine Nelson           Going out of my mind...   
nelson@eastrg1                     ...back in 5 minutes.