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From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: Hmm...I like this, please explain
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 01:20:30 GMT

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

>In article <1992Aug31.212427.6310@seq.uncwil.edu>
>jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:
> 
>>During a MP movie I came to the realization that there is
>>probably a news group on this subject, and it might be
>>pretty cool...frigid even...to join in.
>>Sure enough, your here.  So this is your standard "Hi,
>>I'm a newbie as if you couldn't tell, please get the teasing
>>over and get used to me....I'm here to stay" introduction.
>>*grin*
>>
>>Now.
>>As to the explaining...I have been reading this group for..
>>ohhh....2 hours, (all my entries are gone..*pout*) and
>>I have observed a very strange mannerism.
>>Such as J.T. aka blah bla blah bla blah
>>would someone tell me where this originated at, I can't really
>>use it unless I understand it....otherwise it would be silly!!!
>>
>Silly is all that it is.  And you can't use it without a licence, else we
>taunt you endlessly, untill you lay huddled in a corner, begging for mercy!

Who is Mercy?...Better yet...What does she look like?

>Chris aka A nice guy.....most of the time.....
JT ___ this is ridiculous....look!..cant you see its ridiculous???
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Backup's attire (Was re: The Band)
Date: 27 Aug 92 21:15:45 GMT
Organization: Youngstown State University

In article <sprooney.714894179@unix1.tcd.ie>
sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
 
>
>
>>>>I will only wear skimpy, tight, revealing and degrading clothing
>>>>if Tia and lisa join me.
>>Well, that's EXACTLY what I had in mind...personal try-outs at my place, about
>>10.
>Right. CU then then.
>
>>> Your outfits will consist of headbands.  That's it, just headbands.  Revealin
>>>enough for you?
>>Nope. Too much. We've got to think of the public, man. Do you think they want
>>see them wearing all that elastic? Hmm...not bad really...
>I was thinking more along the line of wearing swarfega, with
>un-tactfully placed rabbit shaped jelly moulds. (Just to affirm the
>groups stand on political matters.
>
>>>>you didn't think you could have just *one* of us, did you?
>>Well, I thought if I tried alll threee I might get *at least* one...
>Well... you know about us celebs now, RB.
>
>>>>we are a package deal *wink wink*
>>>> We thought we'd just ask you, and Tia and lisa would become jealous and be
>>>begging to join.
>Well I'm happy so long as I get Tia.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Lisa aka where do I sign, and when do I get paid?
>>>>Chris aka Drummers know how to make back-up vocalists' costumes!
>>Ratboy aka got a new pice of cloth for their costumes..it's about an inch
>>square so we should have no problem splitting it between the three of them.
>Well the swarfega solves that... just smear it on, and off you go!
>
>>>>"Don't worry about a thing....just wet your lips and walk butch."
>>>>
>>>>                                  -Stacey Keach to Micky Dolenz
>
>>>"Don't get hot and flustered. . .use a bit of mustard."
>>>                                  -Tim Curry to Susan Sarandon
>
>"Don't use poison... use a thermonuclear device. Go out with a bang."
>                                    - Me to no-one just now.
>
>
>
>ISnm. O!
Chris aka We'd cover their navels, of course (a button should do nicely)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark)
Subject: Re: Banned names
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date:  2 Sep 92 10:46:07 GMT

jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>In <DJOHNSON.92Aug23232631@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) thrashes:

>>In article <23AUG199220320570@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>.>>We need a band name...
>>.>ME VOCALIST. ME GROWL LOWD! ME MAD CHAINSAW WIELDING ZOMBIE
>>.>RITUALISTIC NOT-VERY-NICE-PERSON. ME LUV GRUNT. ME SING! (ISH...)

>>.Why not? Slayer does it and they sound great! So..we have me on guitar...OSInm
>>.on bass and vocals...someone's elbowless dad on the drums/head...we have a band!

>>.With the intellegnce OSInm showed in that last remark we may need another 
>>.lyricist...

>>.>Band name? Um... the Leprous Hell-Wombats from the planet Norman!

>>.Hmmm. What about Gravedigger's Leftovers?

>>How 'bout "People who Like Daisies on a Warm Summer Day Named Frank"
>>or mebbe just "The Long Anticipated Doom of Western Civilization"
>>or "People Who Play Instruments and Make Music"
>>or even "The Zoomers"  (Ooooo!)
>Or "Algon-1"
>or "Pieces of My Brain That I'm Not Using Right Now"
>or "Semprini-Cakes"
>> 
>>.>>Ratboy the Tone-Deaf
>>.>OSInm aka (as above)
>>.Ratboy the Corpse
>>Dan aka Guy who's just FRANTIC to get into the band
>Same J aka Guy who was in a band and probably will be a band
>	again at some point in the not-too-distant future

How about "You lukky bastud"

Clarkus aka Lovely race the Romans.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date:  2 Sep 92 10:31:35 GMT

meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) asks:

>>In article <1992Aug27.052137.6360@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>|> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blabbers:
>>|> 
>>|> >In <1992Aug23.041042.14315@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) indocrinates:
>>|> 
>>|> >>corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra) boasts:
>>|> 
>>|> >>>Lisa,
>>|> 
>>|> >>>Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.
>>|> >>The Meaning of Life is not - I repeat IS NOT 42.  It's actually a movie..
>>|> 
>>|> >>And even then, the ultimate answer is not 42.  It's "forty-two".
>>|> >But what's the ultimate answer to six times seven??
>>|> Either forty-two or 42, but that's not THE question.
>>|> >>>Corun aka 42
>>|> >>Meetch aka Sorry for the inconvenience. *thump*
>>|> >maJes aka Sorry for the *thump*. *AAAAARGH* *whoosh* *splat* *dribble*
>>|> Meetch aka What a senseless waste of human life...
>>Michael aka I think you mean "what a waste of senseless human life"?
>Meetch aka We coulda made a nice casserole outta 'im, but bein' splattered
>           around like that, it's going to be difficult even to produce a
>           lousy stew !
Nee

Clarkus aka I like traffic lights!
From: edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Mr. Ed
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 92 06:06:08 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy

NEWS FLASH!!! NEWS FLASH!!!!
I read in my paper this morning that Monty Python had joined the Mr. Ed 
fan club.  They are in good company with Eric Clapton and a few other 
superstars.  Just thought you would like to know.
Another inane post by Edwin 

--
edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Hmm...I like this, please explain
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 08:45:09 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.012030.29727@seq.uncwil.edu>
jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:
 
>
>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>
>>In article <1992Aug31.212427.6310@seq.uncwil.edu>
>>jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:
>>
>>>During a MP movie I came to the realization that there is
>>>probably a news group on this subject, and it might be
>>>pretty cool...frigid even...to join in.
>>>Sure enough, your here.  So this is your standard "Hi,
>>>I'm a newbie as if you couldn't tell, please get the teasing
>>>over and get used to me....I'm here to stay" introduction.
>>>*grin*
>>>
>>>Now.
>>>As to the explaining...I have been reading this group for..
>>>ohhh....2 hours, (all my entries are gone..*pout*) and
>>>I have observed a very strange mannerism.
>>>Such as J.T. aka blah bla blah bla blah
>>>would someone tell me where this originated at, I can't really
>>>use it unless I understand it....otherwise it would be silly!!!
>>>
>>Silly is all that it is.  And you can't use it without a licence, else we
>>taunt you endlessly, untill you lay huddled in a corner, begging for mercy!
>
>Who is Mercy?...Better yet...What does she look like?
>
"She" is a Bolivian train-spotter with more muscles than Arnold Schwartzenegger
 
>>Chris aka A nice guy.....most of the time.....
>JT ___ this is ridiculous....look!..cant you see its ridiculous???
Just read the AKA posts.  That will save you a second taunting. . .
 
Chris aka Nice to the third person I meet on the second street that I walk
down on the third Tuesday of the fourth month during the fifth year of
the mating cycle of a wooly-bear.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: New Band Line-Up
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 14:02:17 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.131231.89890@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au>
che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
 
>
>In article <5893@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>, bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) writes:
>> In article <24AUG199223503632@venus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>> |>
>> |> Ok. Here we go. New Band Line-up Update!
>> |>
>> |> Guitars and Doritos           --   Ratboy the Not-Appearing-In-This-Post (What?
>> |>                                    an actual MPFC reference?!?)
>> |>
>> |> Bass guitar                   --   A couple of Simons (why not 2 bassists? Never
>> |>                                    been done)
>> |>
>> |> Tamborine/backing vocals      --   Lisa...after all we need at least *one* hot
>> |>                                    babe in tight clothes on stage. We wouldn't
>> |>                                    be a *real* band without one...and I'm afraid
>> |>                                    Meetch doesn't look quite right in my hose.
>> |>
>> |> Head-as-a-bongo               --   Meetch, whom we also use for any needed
>> |>                                    falsetto.
>> |>
>> |> Bongos                        --   Meetch's dad with his getting-better elbow.
>> |>
>> |> Drums                         --   Chris and his travelling monkey.
>> |>
>> |> Lyricist                      --   Jester and his mighty pen. Yea, I liked that
>> |>                                    song you wrote Jes...you got the job.
>> |>
>> |> Harmonica/kazoo               --   Dan. Gotta give him *something*...you play
>> |>                                    any sort of body parts, Danny-boy?
>> |>
>> |> I forget anyone? Auditions are still open. If you aren't happy with the
>> |> instrument you're playing, just let me know and I'll find a new one for you.
>> |> (But Lisa has to stay in the skimpy clothing *nudge nudge*)
>>
>> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and I was looking forward to a bit of, ummm, wink-wink
>                        Nuff said...
>
>> |> Anybody think of anything else we need?
>
>Keyboards, or at least a nude organist      <--- another actual MPFC reference
>Brass (trumpet and trombone)
>Sax (yes S-A-X)
>Banjo (I'm the urban spaceman.....)
>I surprised nobody has yet suggested .....(drumroll please Chris, and monkey)
>              ... a MOUSE ORGAN.     Yet another MPFC reference.
>
>> |> Ratboy is Happy With the Grou so far...but there's something missing...
>> can I be a groupie? I like hanging around in bars and.....
>                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>                        Go on, say it....
>
>> Michael aka How do roadies count?  1,2   1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2
>David aka roadies count 1,1,1,1,1     2,2,2,2,2,2,2
 
Not always.  My old band had a one-legged rodie that could only count 1,1,1,1,1
1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1
Chris aka My monkey is more of a  gorilla, actually.
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: ADVERTISEMENT
Date: 31 Aug 92 23:59:19 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>>  And now, introudcing, the new Catholic Condom!!!!!!!!!
>>  Yuo may ask, "How is this possible?"
>>  Yes, new Catholic Condom, with our specialy patented hole in the end.
>>  Nary a sperm mis wasted.
>>  So buy NEW Catholic Condom today!!!

>Call me silly, but I believe the point to a certain extent is somewhat 
>vanished if the condoms have holes.

OK. You're silly.
(That'll be 2 pound 3 shilling and 6 pence please.)

Condoms with holes? Well it depends on wot you wanna do with them. I
think I must use them since how do you get your willy in otherwise?
(Anyway... wimmin have holes, so now you can use a condom instead.
Also, sex must be better, coz having 2 wimmin is fnu.)
... so I hear.

SIm.
no.
From: pac1@st-andrews.ac.uk (Paul Andrew Carey)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: REQUEST for Meaning of Life song
Date: 4 Sep 92 12:20:17 GMT
Organization: St. Andrews University, Scotland.


 But isn't that the words to the Galaxy Song not the Meaning Of Life song????


Why are we here?

What's life all about

Is god really real

Or is there some doubt

Well tonight were going to sort it all out

For tonight it's the meaning of life!!!


Just the first verse, can't remeber the whole song

-= Paul=-
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Can I just interrupt here for a second...
Date: 27 Aug 92 20:22:47 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <5902@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) writes:

>In article <guest.10@sofus.dhhalden.no>, guest@sofus.dhhalden.no (.GJEST) writes:
>|> Can I just say that this is the first time I've posted to this group this 
>|> term?
>|> 
>|> Magnum


>No. Now you had better unsay it.... go on now
You mean like this:

munaG

?mret
siht puorg siht ot detsop ev'I emit tsrif eht si siht taht yas tsuj I naC

>Michael ... then I'll I'll I'll grab my....
semaJ aka smarganA sdrawkcaB fo retsaM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Cats in Holy Grail
Organization: Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar, Dublin
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 19:00:38 GMT

>|> >>Um.. A couple of mistakes: You said that 'i almost every scene...' I
>|> >>think there are 3 scenes with those nice bits in them. Also, you
>|> >>said you can hear the cat yowl with each bang... you missed the nice
>|> >>bit. It goes yowl about 3 times, and doesn't the last time, so the
>|> >>woman goes back inside with it.
>|> >>Anyway, The only othre scene where I can remember a cat-torturing
>|> >>bit is where Arthur and Bedevere are asking about a shrubbery. I
>|> >>think there might be one in the witch scene, but i can't think
>|> >>where, coz there's not enuff space between the 'pie jesu domine
>|> >><thunk>', and the crowd.
>|> >>i'm sure there's a small one somewhere, but Where?
>|> 
>|> >	Don't forget the one during the Camelot song:  a cat gets
>|> >danced upon.
>|>  I knew there was summat. Thankee.
>|>  Any other suggestions. (I think thns man should be awarded an
>|>  honorary anagram, for such wonderful
>|>  superior-knowlege-of-MP-than-me. Um.. how about:
>|>  Huge berserk rebel warthog.
>|> (George Herbert Walker Bush.)

>|> iso
>|> mn
>Oh dear.... has (S)nomi been reading other newsgroupies such as 
>missing.halt.processive? or alt.radioactivism? or..... no it can't
>be,..... he independently thought of this anagramatic idea.

Um... I don't really know... I've never really had one before. The
man from the BBC just phoned me up and asked me to insult the
HERETIC for BLASPHEMING my name, and performing logical shifts on
the poor defenseless bastard letters. Sorry. Who are you again?

>Male hiC
S. O'nim.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: The Band
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 04:04:00 GMT

>>I will only wear skimpy, tight, revealing and degrading clothing
>>if Tia and lisa join me.

Well, that's EXACTLY what I had in mind...personal try-outs at my place, about
10.

> Your outfits will consist of headbands.  That's it, just headbands.  Revealing
>enough for you?

Nope. Too much. We've got to think of the public, man. Do you think they want to
see them wearing all that elastic? Hmm...not bad really...

>>you didn't think you could have just *one* of us, did you?

Well, I thought if I tried alll threee I might get *at least* one...

>>we are a package deal *wink wink*
>> We thought we'd just ask you, and Tia and lisa would become jealous and be
>begging to join.
> 
>>
>>Lisa aka where do I sign, and when do I get paid?
>>Chris aka Drummers know how to make back-up vocalists' costumes!

Ratboy aka got a new pice of cloth for their costumes..it's about an inch 
square so we should have no problem splitting it between the three of them.

>>"Don't worry about a thing....just wet your lips and walk butch."
>>
>>                                  -Stacey Keach to Micky Dolenz
>"Don't get hot and flustered. . .use a bit of mustard."
>                                  -Tim Curry to Susan Sarandon
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: New band formed right under your--Eeew!
Date: 27 Aug 92 00:58:15 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>May I *please* join the band? (can I, can I, can I, huh?)
Hmm...

>For my choice of instrument I shall follow in the footsteps of the
>immortal Davy Jones, Tracey Partridge and Josie (of Josie and the
>Pussycats fame) and play the wonderous, fantabulous...TAMBORINE.
Get down to the funky beat, man.

>{Picture, if you will, Lisa banging her tamborine and singing...}
>                    Josie and the Pussycats
>                 long tails and ears for hats
>                 guitars and sharps and flats
>                  mean, sweet, a groovy song
>                    everybody come along....

Or MNSio throttling his mic vocalising (note NOT singing) similar
lyrics for the kiddies:

I love little pussy,
Her coat is so warm.
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail
Nor drive her away
And pussy and I very gently will play.


>Lisa aka I watch *too* much television
SIOnm... I eat too many cats.

>                    "It's Friday, I'm in love"
>                             The Cure          
Um... have I done "Strangulation, mutilation, cancer of the Brain"
			      Slayer
			       yet?
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Date: 4 Sep 92 18:03:55 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>>>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>>>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
>>>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>>>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>>*squish* *squish* *squish* Was that a puddle of niggerbaiter or
>>do I have to get my feet oiled again?
>That depends....what size are your feet?
Approx. 1/3 the size of my bum (*oh, what a giveaway!!*) each.


>>>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>>>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>>James aka Well, then you must not be doing it right!
>JT aka will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
>	   is 'it' to 'this'?
James aka 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
From: graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The point
Date: 1 Sep 92 11:23:04 GMT
Organization: Abekas Video Systems, Reading, UK.

In <BtMvCz.9qx@newcastle.ac.uk> Steve.Varty@newcastle.ac.uk (Steve Varty) writes:

>mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>>p.s. I haven't posted here for so long because I think most of it is shite now 
>>>and you've all lost the point of real python.
>>> 
>>Did we ask you? I honestly can't remember...not since I had me brain out.

>>Ratboy aka Huh?

>No you didn't ask me but I think it is sad that what used to be a funny group 
>ca't raise a smile now. I've been a Python fan since the start in the 60s and I 
>think it's wrong to use their name for this crap.

>Steve.

Stop it, stop it, now you really are getting too silly, so much so that
you've passed the silly equivalent of infinity and wrapped around to
sensible again. I totally agree with this post, a.f.m-p has gone down-hill
I did post an article (You're not even a proper woman) when I returned a
couple of weeks ago but I'd obvously been away too long and forgotten that
sarcasm doesn't translate well in Netland.
	Perhaps the AKA sextuplets (there could be more) could get a clue
and perhaps even realise that there are other groups that cater for their
sort of "humour", alt.bizarre (or summat similar).
	I agree also with Ratboy (ppttt...<ting>) that some of the stuff,
reworking the Python scripts etc, is actually quite funny but the endless
one-line follow-ups pollute the group to such an extent that these rare
gems are difficult, nay impossible, to find.
	Of course once the one-line threads dissapear the group will return
to the semi-empty wasteland of script requests it once was. You, see you
just can't win.

	Steve, it's nice to see another Brit sticking up for our real
heritage (none of this castle rubbish, they only burn down, fall over and
then sink into the swamp anyway) the Pythons. Maybe Bicycle-Repairman can
save us ? If I were you I'd pop off down to the Percy, climb outside some
Broon and forget a.f.m-p. Sadly, as I live in Reading, I'll probably have
to stick to reading the crap.

	Dinsdale could save us but I hear Spiny Norman is currently the size
of Outer-Mongolia and is keeping him busy.

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From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: PS
Date: 27 Aug 92 14:50:15 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <DJOHNSON.92Aug22124207@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) laughs hysterically:

>In article <21AUG199221182363@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>.>=>same J sls Just don't say the word m*tr*ss around Mr. Lambert.
>.>Simon aka not ready for any musical interludes ...... yet [assorted sounds of
>.>	  a bass guitar being tuned up....]
>.Ok. We got a guitarist and a bassist...any drummers out there?

>Of course there are.  Do you think all those other bands are using
>falsies?

>.We need a band name...

>How 'bout "The Band"?
It's been done.

How about 2 Pantomime Crew & the Prawn Salad?

>.Ratboy the Tone-Deaf
>Or as they say in Russia, "A bear stepped on your ear!"

>Dan aka npabga!
James aka Atilla the Band!