From: darren@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re:  WOW!
Date: 22 Aug 92 17:07:58 +1200
Distribution: world
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

In article <grendel.02o4@canetoad.UUCP>, grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
> In article <1992Aug20.165004.10245@waikato.ac.nz> darren@waikato.ac.nz writes:
>>In article <grendel.02lu@canetoad.UUCP>, grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
>>> (Gasp!) Wait a minute, who are all you scantily clad people and why are you
>>> all blushing? Am I interrupting or is this an open party?
>>> 
>>Blushing you say? What, me blush? Nah, 'tis just the reflection from my
>>purple robes.
>><Feeling for his magic wand, Gandalf realises he is indeed scantily clad-
>>under his robe he is bare!!>
>>Then again, I do blush sometimes.
>>
>>You are indeed welcome to join the party of ARC! (are you going to tell us
>>if YOU are scantily clad?)
> 
> I'm back and I'm wearing a kamono. Am I wearing anything beneath this?
> Hhhmmm. You know, I can't seem to remember. I'll have to check later.

It musn't be a silk kamono or surely you would *feel* any other rougher
garments next to your skin?

> Let's see, where should I start? Ah yes, you're wondering who I am.
> Consider me a pleasant suprise; the rose in your mail box, the cup of
> coffee made exactly right, the pleasant aroma wafting from your lover's
> flesh.
The rose made just right, the coffee in my mailbox, phew!
> 
> I am the unknown that doesn't scare you and doesn't tease you. Oh I deliver,
>  but only when you're not looking.
The unknown always scares me and always teases me. But the unknown is also 
ALWAYS exciting...
...only when I'm not looking huh? arrrrrggg, do I look away or keep looking
at you and forsake what you *could* deliver, for a different reward?
> Purple robes? Not bad, not bad at all. 
> Here is my contribution to all of you. Now introducing one and only:
> (((((CLENCH)))))!!!!!                   *****
> This is my own special variation on the *HUG*
>       				  *****
> This ((((CLENCH)))), as I call it thing is not a kiss, it is a greeting 
> that is slow and sultry like a night in New Orleans. You place your hands 
> on either side of the person's face, briefly running your thumbs over their 
> lips, sliding your fingers through their hair, stroking their scalp, absorbing 
> and emitting the hot blooded PASSION you feel for one another.

Gandalf spins around a couple of times, muttering ancient spells that no-one
understands anymore, grabs at nothing, gasps, swoons and falls to the ground,
a wizard that's lost it. 

> And then, still cradling their precious head, you gently press it into
> your throat and press yours into their's and slip your hands down their
> back, under their shirt and become...still. Just suspended on joy's and
> ecstacy's razor sharp edge as you inhale their, fragrent, hearthrobbing 
> scent.

Woops, sorry I fell over.

> P.S. By the way, you keep waving that "wand" of yours it might get
>      tired and stop working.  
It may need re-charging sometimes but it'll NEVER stop working! 
**((((((clench)))))) back**? (dunno if i've got the hang of this yet)

-Gandalf
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