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From: mphillip@MATAI.VUW.AC.NZ
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: liverpool are crap
Date: 15 Sep 92 23:06:55 GMT

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From: dps@maths.tcd.ie (Padraic Murray)
Subject:liverpool are crap
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 19:54:23 GMT
Message-ID:<1992Sep15.195423.19552@maths.tcd.ie>


i think that liverpool are a crock of shit since that tosser
souness took over
how can a team be managed by a stupid ould fart who noone south
of Ibrox can understand a word he says and that scummy tache doesnt
help
he swore he'd never leave rangers and then liverpool begged him so
off he fucked
liverpool were a bit fucked up but they were okay
then souness came in and said whoa lets get relegated
so he sold houghton and beardsley and staunton
and bought a welsh shepard by the name of saunders which
turned out to be the biggest fuck up since 1966
how can a manager be so bad sort me out with his cash and 
i guarantee a championship side
then the tosser from scotland faked a heart attack so he wouldnt get 

sorry i had to go to the toilet
he then bought a crappy brickheaded black who is weedier than
a nettle (walters) and insisted in putting him in the first team
at the expense of a huge fat skillful bast from denmark (molby)


his only good decision was the strip its kinda nice but dont ask
me where he got green when did you see liverpool play in green
you'd want to have had one fucked up TV
its like making blueberry pie with cauliflower

i dont think he could manage a shit without wetting his arse
i'm suprised he managed to pick up the phone when liverpool
rang him in glasgow and rangers have a lot to answer for all those
scots got together and let rangers win about 175 years in a row
so souness would seem good and they could get rid of the ould fart
 bye for now more later

I almost decided not to comment on this but I was absolutely amazed by the
complete stupidity of this individual. Furthermore, I think r.s.s. could do
without racist comments (eg Walters as a brickheaded black) and even though I
have criticised Souness at least i was attempting to make some sort of point
instead of an incoherent rambling torrent of abuse and toilet humour. If that's
all you can think of saying I'd go out and end it all.

Martin
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From: yewhin@ecf.toronto.edu (YEW HIN Jimmy)
Subject: Re: liverpool are crap
Keywords: shite souness is a tosser
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 21:25:19 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.195423.19552@maths.tcd.ie> dps@maths.tcd.ie (Padraic Murray) writes:
>
>i think that liverpool are a crock of shit since that tosser
>souness took over
>how can a team be managed by a stupid ould fart who noone south
>of Ibrox can understand a word he says and that scummy tache doesnt
>help
>he swore he'd never leave rangers and then liverpool begged him so
>off he fucked
>liverpool were a bit fucked up but they were okay.

.......more incomprehensible shit deleted..........

What the fuck are you? Some kind of artificial intelligence project they are 
working on in Dublin and on which obviously a lot of debugging has to be done?
Next time, speak English and use that "SHIFT" key.

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From: jhiggott@axion.bt.co.uk (Jeff Higgott)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Re: Ipswich's win
Date: 7 Sep 92 08:58:25 GMT
Reply-To: JHiggott@axion.bt.co.uk
Organization: British Telecom Labs


In article <1992Sep4.142250.16120@maths.nott.ac.uk>,
nay@maths.nott.ac.uk (Nigel A Yateman) writes:
|> I know Ipswich have drawn with Villa, Man U, Liverpool, Spurs, and
|> Boro - but
|> who was there one and only victory against?
|> I think it was their second match of the season, and it was away from
|> home.
|> Thanks in advance.

They score was 1-0 away to Wimbledon (who Town play at home this coming
Saturday).  Chris Kiwomys scored the goal.

Jeff...
  "I bought some batteries but they weren't included" 
           -Steven Wright
From: srd@ukc.ac.uk (S.R.Davies)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Re: Spurs News + Spurs v Sheffield Utd Report
Date: 8 Sep 92 16:33:42 GMT
Reply-To: srd@ukc.ac.uk (S.R.Davies)
Organization: Computing Lab, University of Kent at Canterbury, UK.

In article <1992Sep3.172034.16121@tcom.stc.co.uk> bruce@tcom.stc.co.uk (Bruce Munro) writes:

    concerning Tracey (Sheff. Utd. goalkeeper) :

>Tracey managed to keep the ball and took it out of his area then kicked it
>in to touch. Andy Gray seeing that Tracey was stranded moved in to take the
>throw quickly, and Tracey instead of heading back to his goal went to try
>and get the ball himself in order to delay things. Unfortunately for him
>the ball-boy got there first and gave the ball to Gray, and as he was taking
>the throw Tracey dragged him down from behind. Having been booked early in
>first-half for handling outside his area he received his second yellow
>card and was sent off.
>
	After this match, Dave Bassett (manager of Sheff. Utd.) said
 of Tracey :

	"He's got the brains of a rocking-horse" !

 Regards, Steve.
From: seanb@cs.man.ac.uk (Sean Bechhofer)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Re: Spurs 92-93 schedule???
Date: 4 Sep 92 08:32:35 GMT

cheu@neptune.its.uci.edu (Kelvin Cheu) writes:

[...Stuff about Spurs in the old days...]


>The "good old days", I mean, is not only the results that they had, but
>in addition, their entertaining style of play. These are what I found 
>most entertaining:

>- the mid-field and forward always lunched attack after attack
                                    ^^^^^^^

Judging by his recent girth, Gascoigne was doing a lot of this recently!
Sorry, couldn't resist that.....:-)

Cheers,

	Sean B

 
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
From: mgv@cs.scarolina.edu (Marco Valtorta)
Subject: First Juventus goal against US due to new rule
Organization: USC  Department of Computer Science
Date:  9 Sep 92 18:26:41 GMT

shadlin@garnet.berkeley.edu writes:

>The US lost 3-0 to Juventus and 4-0 to Fiorentina.

I saw a few minutes of the Juventus game and a replay of the
first goal.  The goal was due to Tony Meola's defective control of a back pass
from one of his teammates.  The teammate had passed with his feet from outside
the penalty area, under pressure.  Meola could not use his hands due to the new 
backpass rule and correctly used his feet only.  The ball bounced off his feet 
from the edge to the goal area to just outside the penalty area.  
The goalkeeper still had control of the ball, tried to direct it to a 
teammate, but passed it to Gianluca Vialli instead, who had no problem
scoring in the open goal.  This is the first time I saw a goal caused by
the new "pass to the keeper" rule.

Marco Valtorta, Assistant Professor	usenet: ...!ncrcae!usceast!mgv
Department of Computer Science	internet: mgv@usceast.cs.scarolina.edu
University of South Carolina	tel.: (1)(803)777-4641
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From: gnort@daimi.aau.dk (Lars Balker Rasmussen)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Re: liverpool suck
Keywords: shite souness is a tosser
Date: 15 Sep 92 21:05:45 GMT
Organization: DAIMI: Computer Science Department, Aarhus University, Denmark

dps@maths.tcd.ie (Padraic Murray) writes:
[Something or other not entirely interesting]

Sorry, just had to share my hanging jaw with someone.
Who let this bloke out of his cell? 
Football hooligan combined with freshman combined with illiteracy?
I'm still in shock.

Lars
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
From: yewhin@ecf.toronto.edu (YEW HIN Jimmy)
Subject: Grobellar
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 18:18:04 GMT

What is the status of Grobellar(sorry if I mispelled) with Liverpool this 
season? Is he going to sit on the bench watching James or is it going to be
the other way round?

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LIVERPOOL F.C     THE BEST EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
From: dvlkhh@cs.umu.se
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Ravelli update
Date: 10 Sep 1992 09:39:52 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu
X-Unparseable-Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 16:39:06 MET DST

    The injury for Ravelli ten minutes from time yesterday was severe.
He brought two ribs and one of his lungs was punctured.
    I'm surprised he could play after that!

Kent
From: cbar26@vaxa.strath.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Re: It's a grand old team to play for ??
Date: 14 Sep 92 13:17:03 GMT
Organization: Strathclyde University VAX Cluster

In article <1992Sep11.195426.1@vaxa.strath.ac.uk>, cbas38@vaxa.strath.ac.uk writes:
> In recent times there have been a number of postings concerning 
> the role of Mr Murray and his famous Glasgow Rangers. The remarks
> have sneered at the business side of the club but ..........
> -- 
> Sandy Mackinnon                Out now, the  new Celtic single :-
> University of Strathclyde      "Where the strips have no names"
> Glasgow
> cbas38@vaxa.strath.ac.uk

I have been guilty of this quite disgraceful behaviour.  It should be stated
here and now that the Famous Murray International Metals Works Team
Incorporating The Famous Glasgow rangers are and have always been beyond
reproach and above criticism.

Meanwhile, back on familiar territory, Our Terry has been mouthin' away on the
box about that proposed humble pie in the sky at Cambuslang. Its just about all
signed sealed and delivered says he.  "NOT!" quoth the chairman and other
directors the very next day, hinting that the chief exec. will get a ticking
off when he comes into work.  Similarities between this and the collapse of
the Gola deal are purely coincidental;-).

The "strips with no names"- other than UMBRO and CELTIC-are apparently selling
like the proverbial hot cakes.  Cassa says that the increase in revenue more
than compensates for the club not taking up deals worth about #130,000.  UMBRO
have made them agree not to have a shirt sponsor for another year, apparently.
I think this sounds like a load of McEwans Lager.  You can be sure that if
someone comes in with the right amount of readies(not likely!), then that
famous shirt will once more be tresspassed upon.  Commercial sales are up 600%. 
I would still ask, "600% of what?"

Brady has managed to get the team playing the best football in Scotland-BUT
ONLY FOR THE FIRST THIRTY MINUTES! Nightmare, and it costs 6.50 to stand in
Paradise Lost and watch them fall apart. That creative accountant on the board
has managed to get the turnstyle computer to jam at around 28,000.  And we
thought things were changing.............

Chris
WOT! No surname? DISGRACEFUL
Mr Murray and his pal Wallace are brilliant.
From: ay00@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ALI YILDIRIM)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Turkish Soccer League
Date: 7 Sep 92 21:28:16 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Turkish Soccer League - 3rd week:

        Fenerbahce     - Sariyer        :  0 - 1
        Besiktas       - Bakirkoyspor   :  1 - 0
        Karsiyaka      - Galatasaray    :  1 - 2
        Trabzonspor    - Ankaragucu     :  3 - 1
        Aydinspor      - Altay          :  0 - 1
        Bursaspor      - Konyaspor      :  1 - 0
        Kocaelispor    - Gaziantepspor  :  1 - 2
        Genclerbirligi - Kayserispor    :  0 - 4

-- 

                           ----- O -----

      _________   _         _     _       _          _
     / _____  / / /    _   \ \  / /     / /        / /
    / /    / / / /   /_/    \ \/ /     / /        / /
   / /____/ / / /    _       \  /  _  / /   _____/ /  _   ___   _  ____  ______
From: scogpw@thor.cf.ac.uk (Gordon Walker)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Re: Gresley news
Date: 11 Sep 92 11:02:25 GMT
Organization: University of Wales College at Cardiff
X-Mailer: Cardiff Computing Maths PP Mail Open News Gateway

In article <Bu9q76.D0A@hsi.com> archer@hsi.com (Garry Archer) writes:
|In article <9209071352.AA20539@ersboda.cs.umu.se> dvlkhh@cs.umu.se writes:
|<> ...
|<> Looks like a pretty impressive start to life in the Beazer for the Moatmen!
|<
|<Yes indeed! They are soon in the Football League! :-)
|<Or what do you say Garry?
|
|Yep, we'll be there someday :-)
|
|The way I understand it, they have to win the BHL Midland Division
|to get into the BHL Premier Division.   Then the next step is promotion
|into the GM Vauxhall Conference.  After that its the Football League!
|
|Real Soon Now!  (Watch this space...)
|
|

Well........this may be closer than you think! How about this quote (as
accurate as I can remember it) from the latest edition of a certain 
Shef Wed fanzine......:

"and the main contenders for the Premier League are likely to be one of
Liverpool, Man Utd, Leeds, Arsenal and Gresley Rovers....."

Mind you, you have to see the rest of the fanzine to understand this!
The editors come from Darley Dale (so hence the local reference - I 
presume it's not so far away), and the whole of the fanzine is somewhat,
erm, surreal! It's name is "Boddle - taking Wednesday into insanity".
And it does! - certainly one of the strangest fanzines I've seen
around.
Another less than interesting fact here is that they refer to Forest all
the time as Milksops, and seem to lead a hate campaign against them (as
much as the Other Team in Sheffield) which is a bit strange for your
average Wednesday fan.
So now you know..........aren't you all glad of this information!

gordon
From: scottj@spider.co.uk (Scott Jackson)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Re: Scotland in Europe
Date: 11 Sep 92 08:16:32 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, SCOTLAND.

In article <25733@castle.ed.ac.uk> eftv20@castle.ed.ac.uk (G C Stewart) writes:
>
>Ec1 - Rangers v Lyngby
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> A case of big against small but given the consistent rise in standard
>of Danish football in recent years, this is no easy fixture for Rangers.
>However it may be advantageous to have the first leg in Glasgow and so
>it's the Huns to prove too powerful in what may be a dour struggle at
          ^^^^
          Who's bringing religion into play?

>      last but not least....

That's Celtic, always last and they always get the least....

>       Cologne v Celtic
>       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Celtic were third in the league last season and required the benevolence
>of UEFA to gain entry. At first this looked a fierce tie for Celtic, who
>have never eliminated German opposition. However the early season form
>of both sides could not be more contrasting. Celtic have turned the tide
>after a run a disastrous seasons and are playing at a level of
>consistency and technical not seen at Parkhead for several seasons. They
>are the best side in Scotland and have probably the three best Scots

Oh dear, Gerry have you drinking to make such statements. This comes hard on
the heals of the "Celtic will win easily at Ibrox" statement when they were
very lucky to escape with a draw. Or the "Celtic have the best defence in
Scotland", well Hertz have a better record. Is it not Rangers who are top of
the league, that playing without a right back and Dave McPherson!

>players going, at the moment in McStay, Collins and Boyd.

McStay really caught the eye in Berne the other night - at the kick-off. Boyd
sold the jerseys and cost us the second goal and if Collins is so good, why
can't he get into the Scotland side before Brian McClair?

>Cologne have
>had an apalling start and even lost to Wattenscheid, which means they
>must be bad.

So what, Rangers lost to Dundee but are top of the league. Where do you get
your reasoning from. Celtic struggled to beat Stirling Albion in front of a
bumper 7000 crowd at Hampden.

>Anyway, they'd better not lose, as I'll be in Cologne along with around
>10,000 other Celtic fans next week!

Second game of the season Gerry?

You've still not answered the questions that I set for you, or have you just
conveniently forgot about them?

-- 
 Scott Jackson              e-mail scottj@spider.co.uk abuse  031-554-9424
 Spider Systems Limited     
 Edinburry                               FOUR IN A ROW
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Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
From: sanjiv@projtech.com (Sanjiv Gossain)
Subject: Leeds vs. Stuttgart dates
Summary: when are leeds and stuttgart playing each other
Keywords: leeds
Organization: Project Technology, Inc.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 22:59:52 GMT

Can anyone enlighten me as to the dates for the 
matches Leeds vs. Stuttgart in the European Cup?

-Sanjiv
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
From: archer@hsi.com (Garry Archer)
Subject: Re: English News: Last Saturday's results
Organization: 3M Health Information Systems, Wallingford CT
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 16:44:52 GMT

In article <12735@ecs.soton.ac.uk> tjc@ecs.soton.ac.uk (Tim Chown) writes:
>I'm back from a week off, so here's the first in a series of catch-up
>articles ...

Phew!  Ta very much!  I was beginning to get the shakes!


>Aldershot Town were watched by a crowd of 1,700 - a record for the Diadora
>League third division - when they beat Horsham 3-2 at the Recreation Ground.

I may have missed something -- or more likely, just plain simply forgot --
but is the same club that folded from the Football League?  I know its the
same stadium/ground.  Its probably not the same "team", that is, the same
players.  Were the old players sold off to help pay debts?  Just curious.
Anyone?


-- 
|                     Garry Archer Esq.     archer@hsi.com                     |
|                                                                              |
=========| Gresley Rovers Football Club ("The Moatmen"), founded 1882 |=========
From: mphillip@MATAI.VUW.AC.NZ
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Newcastle United--Season So Far
Date: 11 Sep 92 03:39:53 GMT

For anyone who is interested thought I would put up season stats so
far--just to see
how well they are doing:

Div 1.

15 Aug;  Newcastle Utd  3  Southend Utd 2    Attendance 28,545 (Biggest
Crowd of  Day)
                Bracewell
                Clark
                (Own Goal)

22 Aug:  Derby County 1   Newcastle Utd 2      Attendance 17,522 (NUFC only
allocated
                                                Peacock
                                    2800 tickets)
                                                Clark

29 Aug; Newcastle Utd 2   West Ham 0            Attendance 29,855 (Biggest
Crowd of Day)
                Howey
                Kelly

2 Sept;    Newcastle Utd 2  Luton 0                     Attendance 27,054
(For  midweek match)
                Clark
                Kelly

5 Sept;    Bristol Rovers 1  Newcastle Utd 2       Attendance 7487
                                                Sheedy
                                                O'Brien


Coca-Cola Cup

1st Round

1st Leg  Aug 19: Newcastle United 2  Mansfield Town 1 Attendance 14, 083
                              Peacock (2)

2nd Leg Aug 25; Mansfield Town 0   Newcastle Utd 0      Attendance 6,725

Newcastle Utd advance 2-1 on aggregate.


UPCOMING FIXTURES:

Div. 1.

Sept 12;  Newcastle Utd v Portsmouth

Sept 19;  Newcastle Utd v Bristol City


Coca-Cola Cup

2nd Round

1st Leg Sept 23; Newcastle Utd v. Middlesborough (Can't wait for this
derby)

2nd Leg Oct 6;


That's all the info I have for the moment. How long can this form last?


PLEASE NOTE: Before i get any flames from irate Rangers or Celtic fans when
I say
                              "Biggest Crowd of the Day,"  I mean biggest
crowd in the Football
                              League and the FA Premier League. Us
Sassenachs just can't draw a
                              crowd anymore.

Hope some of you find this useful



Martin Phillipson
Faculty of Law
Victoria University
PO Box 600
Wellington NZ
tel +64 -4- 472-1000 x 8284     	or +64-4-471-5342 x 8284
fax +64 -4- 495-5236

email address   mphillip@matai.vuw.ac.nz
From: patb@tcom.stc.co.uk (Patrick Brosnan)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: Re: Leeds and Europe
Date: 14 Sep 92 13:10:01 GMT
Organization: BNR Europe, New Southgate, London.

In article <BuEw46.JM@newcastle.ac.uk> M.H.Smith@newcastle.ac.uk (Mark Smith) writes:
>When are Leeds playing Stuttgart and is it on Telly??
>
Hi Mark,

First leg: Wednesday, Sep.16th, Stuttgart V Leeds on ITV (British TV) at about 
7:10. I hope Knup, or whatever his name is, has the flu.

Return leg is Wed 30th Sep and also on the TV. Leeds ordered to reduce their
terrace attendace by 40% by UEFA so capacity will be 24,000. Shame. Still, at
least we don't have to rely on cardboard fans like a certain London club.

	Pat
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From: mphillip@MATAI.VUW.AC.NZ
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: REQUEST:COCA_COLA CUP DRAW(again)
Date: 8 Sep 92 01:18:29 GMT

Sorry to ask again, but does anybody have a list of the Second Round
fixtures of the Coca-Cola Cup (i.e Rumbelows, Littlewoods, League Cup or
whatever else it has been called)

Thanks
Martin Phillipson
Faculty of Law
Victoria University
PO Box 600
Wellington NZ
tel +64 -4- 472-1000 x 8284     	or +64-4-471-5342 x 8284
fax +64 -4- 495-5236

email address   mphillip@matai.vuw.ac.nz

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From: jwk@sequent.com (John "ECU" Kramer)
Subject: Re: Liverpool
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 23:24:02 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.223512.21674@wuecl.wustl.edu> rtt1@cec2.wustl.edu (Rajan T Thampi) writes:
>In article <1992Aug30.145415.15488@prl.philips.nl> collins@prl.philips.nl (Donie Collins) writes:
>>In article <17mn5pINNfk5@uk-news.UK.Sun.COM> gerrymac@rugrat.UK.Sun.COM writes:
>>>The Line-up (With help from Dave Rooney)is :-
>>>
>>>David James - Goal Keeper (1 million pounds from Watford) 
>>>Rob Jones - Right Back (Ex Crewe - Cheap player also now with England)
>>>Mark Wright  - Centre Half
>>>Burrows - Left Back
>>David Burrows
>>
>>>Jan Molby - Centre Midfield
>>>Ronnie Whelan - Midfield
>>>Paul Stewart - (Ex Spurs 2 million)
>>>Michael Thomas - (Ex Arsenal 2 million)
>>>Dean Saunders
>>>Ian Rush
>>>Mark Walters (John Barnes long term injury - Achillies tendon)
>>
>
>I am also out of touch with English football, after having come here, but  
>whatever happened to Bruce Grobellar after last season?  
>

Brucey had an interesting moment, I think last season, when Anders Limpar
chipped the ball over his head from about 45 yards out in the goal. Pele
would be proud. Another quality moment brought by Arsenal FC.
From: dc@dcs.qmw.ac.uk (Daniel Cohen)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.soccer
Subject: naming trivia quiz
Date: 8 Sep 92 12:03:52 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Dept, QMW, University of London

In <12740@ecs.soton.ac.uk> tjc@ecs.soton.ac.uk (Tim Chown) writes:
>
>DONCASTER        2-1 BARNET
>Gormley 1            Barnett 52
>Jeffrey 45

Anyone think of other players/clubs with the same (or similar,
or highly appropriate) names?

Answers, on a postcard.....

Daniel Cohen              Department of Computer Science 
Email: dc@dcs.qmw.ac.uk   Queen Mary and Westfield College
Tel: +44 71 975 5245/4/9  Mile End Road, London E1 4NS, UK
Fax: +44 81 980 6533      *** Glory, Glory, Hallelujah ***