HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Smarasderagd <smarry@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: hesitation marks, deadline pressure
Organization: ZOOiD-Usenet protracted flamegate
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 18:31:03 GMT

Halfway up Jane Street to the annual Trekkie gathering, wearing a
dark green raincoat in the sun after the August rain, the flames
chasing me catch up every time I relinquish my momentum to honour
a red light.  I arrive at the hotel severely dehydrated, and in
the grip of a vision.

A headfull of Rocky Horror and sleep deprivation, back at the semi-
detached rented so ill-advisedly, after the Incident and the
house warming party and the pointless discrimination, hanging on
the doorway while the Together Guy plays Autobahn on his triple-speaker
boom box, the vision strikes its roots three years into the past.

Sifting through my friend's collection of X-comics, characters work
their way to plausibility from the meanest circumstances.  Nothing so
simple awaits me upstairs, where I endeavour to explain my madness as
tactfully as possible to avoid future recriminations.

All but laid to rest.


Cursing Xenix as I try to answer the questions in the installation
script, reading "Critters" #47 while I wait for the compile to
fail, with "Vicious Circle" playing in the background, I'm almost
too busy to notice what's happening.

With the new system running smoothly, working on my port of an
interstellar trading game, I experience a flashback while CFNY's
"Hardest Hits" flows from pits and gaps to speakers, and admit
that I've been possessed.

After an infusion of "Chess" and dozens of pages of copyright
violations, while answering mail on my own turf, "The Girl Who
Seduced the World" rolls through the capstan wheel, and I'm
helplessly explaininng myself again.

Friends suggest a diagnosis of sensory overload.


Walking up Yonge Street after getting new glasses frames, and thus
wearing glasses for the first time in weeks, on my way to have a
doctor prod the angry swelling on my wrist and prescribe a four-day
course of cloxacillin, the second last track of "Love Hysteria"
puts a spell on me.

Gazing blindly at a colour monitor, wading through someone else's
preference for simplicity and ugly formatting, forging ahead with
no guide but hope and warnings from gcc, quoting lyrics until
everyone leaves, I'm afraid to find out what happens next.

Weeks later, I haven't put on the headphones in ages, and the
walkman sits in its pocket in the bag of space like a live grenade.
I can dimly see two figures standing by the scar of their arrival,
but what are they saying?

Sooner or later, I have some explaining to do.

:;Smarasderagd:;

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gaillard@panix.com (Ed Gaillard)
Subject: Let us reverently consult the tortoise shell about the king
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 01:12:33 GMT
Organization: Radio Free Hades
Keywords: story

They evolved rapidly, but, because they lived on the surface of a
tennis ball, they never developed science.  With each stroke of a
player's racket, and each bounce on the court, their home world was
subjected to drastic changes in velocity, acceleration, and spin.
These changes made it appear that the universe was not subject to any
definite physical laws.  Even astronomy was impossible; the heavens
wheeled about too unpredictably.  They felt totally at the mercy of
capricious gods.  Their religious ceremonies, by which they tried to
propitiate those gods, were complex and beautiful.

All their theology couldn't help them when disaster struck their
world.  A player, off balance, struck a high, erratic lob.  The tennis
ball drifted over the fence around the court, bounced once on the
path outside, and landed in the Hudson River, where it drifted awhile
(as most of the population drowned) and eventually sank (killing the
remnant).

-ed g.
Would you like to swing on a star?  Why?
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: simon (christmas)
Date: 24 Dec 1992 21:47:56 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

Simon was spending a lot of time in the
cafe, taking notes.
  "What are you doing?"
  "Taking notes."
  "Don't let me be your straight man."
  "Sorry about that.  I'm making a list
of the activities of people I know."
  "Who are you spying for?"
  "Santa."
  "No."
  "You know, 'he's gonna find out who's
naughty or nice'?  Well, he uses a network
of spies to keep him updated."
  "I just kinda figured the old man was
omniscient or something."
  "Or something."
  "What do you have down for me?"
  "Can't tell."
  "Why not?"
  "Santa's probably got somebody watching
me, too."
  "How much do you make?"
  "Enough to pay for these overpriced
cappuccinos, plus change."

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: NEWTONIAN PASSION PLAY
Summary: 100 Words
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 19:47:33 GMT



Tonight she is the virgin volcano tied naked in bed and I am the blind
cave newt.  She trembles as I move down her stomach and lick down and
back inside the length of her slit.  Holding her open with my fingers
and toes I rhythmically flick at her clit with my tongue.  She strains
against her bonds and grumbles incoherently with growing passion.
When the moment comes I abandon her clit and thrust my nose into her
opening.  She spasms in orgasmic release as I wriggle my whole body
inside her body until only my tail is left outside.
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: this season
Date: 23 Dec 92 23:37:38 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu writes:
|cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
|>Wonderful Life".  It is my fourth Christmas, and I suspect
|Funny, I thought she was older than that.

I have lived 5.5 years away from my Jehovah's Witness parents.
The first year I didn't celebrate Christmas out of habit.  The
second year I took a good excuse to give bc a lot of presents.
The third year I had fun extending the present-giving thing to
friends.  The fourth was more of the same.  This year is the
first year I have The SO's Relatives to buy obligatory presents
for.  This is my first experience with Mandatory Christmas
Consumption.  I think it will be my last.

It's all Lance's fault.

---
c j silverio
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sibyl Waugh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: observations of my fellow victims
Date: 31 Dec 92 05:45:01 GMT
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

Smoke! Isn't science wonderful?
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WORKING ON CHRIST-MASS
Date: 29 Dec 1992 05:24:49 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) says:

>Bethlaham State Hospital for the Criminally Insane?
>

 Bethlaham State Hospital for the Criminally Insane -- anagram
****************************************************************
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=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ANYONE LOOKS GOOD IN JEANS
Date: 2 Jan 93 03:29:38 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
|thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet) writes:
|>I look fondle-able in leather motorcycling pants.
|>The kind with road warrior ribs on the knees and
|>shin guards.
|I certainly hope you didn't make that determination yourself.

Why, no.  He employs an expert to make such determinations.
The expert's report contained the following:

	Strictly speaking, bike-weight leather is too thick
	to achieve the crotch-hugging bulged-out looks-like-
	a-permanent-erection sexual stud look.  But it's black,
	it's leather, and it suits your butt.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: "A.J. Janschewitz" <p00258@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: observations of my fellow victims
Organization: Performance Systems Int'l
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 21:00:47 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink-DOS (3.3)

>DATE:   1 Jan 93 05:45:01 GMT
>FROM:   Sibyl Waugh <gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk>
>
>insert coin, turn unit on, have fun

Wow! Clap on, Clap o
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: Coincidence?
Keywords: gooley, hausmann, sysops
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 15:46:00 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.225146.12370@lut.ac.uk> jon@hill.lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight) writes:
>I've just noticed something (*plonk* me if I'm just slow to pick this
>up).  We've got our own lovable Mark Gooley in t.b whose net address
>appears to be:
>			gooley@netcom.com
>
>Over in rec.humor.funny, we've got the humour censor, Maddi Hausmann,
>whose net address, according to a recent t.b repost, is:
>
>			madhaus@netcom.com
>
>Now, Mr Gooley is currently salivating over a sysadmin near where he
>works.  I'm just wondering whether this technically minded young lady
>could be...
>
>Nah, he's got more taste than that.
>
>Jon
>
>
>-- 
>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
>Jon Knight, Research Student in High Performance Networking and Distributed
>Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
>** I can't even talk to you without the aid of chemicals or lies. - Pele **

>>GIGAPLONK<<
From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short very shameful confession
Date: 21 Dec 92 18:16:46 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>thchemb4@oxford.ac.uk (Tom Weston) writes:
>>Jeff Koons, justifying an exhibition showing him screwing his wife, in
>>great detail. 
>
>Yeah, jeff koons.  the man has the integrity to make hellacious amounts
>of money in art-world arbitrage; [...]
>
>chris burden was 
>a lot more entertaining [...]

I have an idea!  Let's play the "I know more about art than
you do" game!  The rules are the same as the "generic dick
size wars" game, with the following additional rules:

* All postings must relate to art.
* The loser must agree to perform a "remake" of "Shoot".

-Sho
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt.harp
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: ANYONE LOOKS GOOD IN JEANS
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 21:55:56 GMT

thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet) writes:
>I look fondle-able in leather motorcycling pants.
>The kind with road warrior ribs on the knees and
>shin guards.

I certainly hope you didn't make that determination yourself.
--
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Newsgroups: alt.personal,talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Advice?
Followup-To: alt.personal,misc.test,alt.sex,talk.bizarre
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 00:14:01 GMT

in alt.personals, cn573@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ray Henry) writes:
)
)I have this friend, see...(yeah, it's a corny start, I know.)
)At any rate, she has been a very good friend for many years.
)Several months ago, we got involved in a somewhat more physical
)relationship. I then put my foot very firmly in my mouth and
)scared her. Bad. It seems I was getting more attached than she
)wanted me to.  When she told me what the problem was, I instantly
)backed off. However, she still seems to be running scared.
)
)Our friendship has not died, but it is not what it used to be.
)I've tried apologizing and simply trying to be a friend, but
)nothing helps.
)
)Any thoughts on repairing our friendship?

Give her money.  Women like money.


carasso.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Marketing Trends which must be encouraged
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 17:27:40 GMT



In article <1guivlINN9fs@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:

   In article <75700@apple.apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
   >TOGO's is now selling a turkey, stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce
   >sandwich.
   >
   >What more need be said?

   "Buzzy's of Boston"

Scoops of Billerica.  Run by grandmothers.  Grey hairs added to
sandwiches at no charge.  They also had peanut butter and jelly
sandwich on their menu.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Re: Dream interpretation
Keywords: tom jones really does wear a posing pouch
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 18:05:48 GMT

In article <Bzo6nr.5u4@fulcrum.co.uk> graeme@fulcrum.co.uk (Graeme Hodgson) writes:
>Last night I had the weirdest dream.
>
>The church was painted white and someone had fitted foggy contact
>lenses to my eye-balls.  Reality had a fuzzy edge to it.  The doors of
>the church were large oaken affairs with small black iron rings in the
>centre.  I burst into the church to find all my family sat in the pews
>on my right, nobody occupied the pews to my left.  I was in my
>underpants.  At the end of the aisle stood my girlfriend (which is in
>itself pretty amazing since she doesn't, currently, exist) in a
>beautiful ivory silk wedding dress.  I was impressed, I hadn't
>realised she was so beautiful.  Next to her stood a tall man bearing
>an uncanny resemblance to Tom Jones, he was wearing a posing pouch.
>
>Could this have anything to do with watching Aliens on the TV, whilst
>eating a cheese sandwich, before going to bed?
>
dunno. did the sandwich contain sliced peyote?
-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: What I want for Christmas
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 07:42:20 GMT

larryh@fawlty.lmc.com (Larry Huntley) writes:
>    Bah.  As owner and operator of two man-children, lemme tell you that
>    this is NOT how it works.  They're just as likely to stand at the end
>    of the bed, pissing on the floor, screaming at the top of their lungs,
>    while you rush in, trying to determine how the fuck they got the dia-
>    per off. 
>    [DELETED]
>    Mine are teenagers now. 

It's a lot funnier with these deletions.

--mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Will I go to hell just for thinking this?
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 16:46:52 GMT

>In article <RANJIT.92Dec19004459@unagi.cis.upenn.edu> ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar) writes:
>>
>>Granted, the ability to hold a counterfactual to be true for the sake
>>of argument is an essential part of human consciousness; however, this
>>case, in which the two viewpoints are spontaneously expressed in a
>>single utterance, is clearly pathological.

YES, AND ALSO PARSON "BROWN" IS "WHITE"!  HE'S MADE OUT OF SNOW!
ISN'T THAT STRANGE?


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
dominate the subversive paradigm
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Synchronism
Date: 22 Dec 1992 13:40:06 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Dec21.173424.9073@gagme.chi.il.us> pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
>Some years ago, after remarking to a friend how well the music fit on her
>experimental film, she explained that any arbitrary soundtrack seems to synch
>up to your film footage without even trying. It's just the brain having a
>good time with pattern recognition. I replied that she didn't know how to
>take a compliment, and filed the data away in my endless store of useless
>information.

CUT ON THE BEAT!
CUT ON THE BEAT!
--scott
   (Mr. Fordham once threw an ashtray at me because I was two frames off
    and I have learned my lesson now thank you very much)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 09:59:36 GMT

I'm leaving for my ski trip in a couple of hours, and a few minutes ago I
actually felt a twinge of regret at not being able to read Carasso's last
few account-getting-deleted posts.

P.S. Last night while packing up some food to take with me, I was digging
through a box of oranges and my mom said, ``take two, they're small.''
Gave me a bit of a start.

Gerald, ciao etc.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Mighty Ory Gun
Date: 22 Dec 92 23:42:57 CST


In article <1992Dec22.205542.12187@spectrum.xerox.com>, eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall) writes:
> In article 15371@netcom.com, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> > I go out of my way to walk past the cubicle of one of the system
> > administrators.  She is a diminutive, pretty woman, very competent,
> > and I like looking at her.
> > 
> > Mark., pathetic, really
> > gooley@netcom.com
> 
> I bet you're hoping she reads news. (A pretty sly way to ask someone out, no
> doubt)
> 
> ---

It is thoroughly inconceivable that any woman within reasonable proximity
of Gooley reads t.b.

jkc (working on my backhand)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: news@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
Subject: eggonend
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 21:06:02 GMT

This article was probably generated by a buggy news reader.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@fawlty.lmc.com (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: One of my lamer moments to date
Organization: Logic Modeling Corporation, Beaverton, OR
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 20:47:42 GMT

In article <BzK9rq.5uM@phage.cshl.org> boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell) writes:
>Well said.
>
>I had the extreme good fortune of two intelligent parents
>who were in a reasonable facsimile of a decent relationship with
>each other and still are. This is probably why I don't see every
>relationship, public or private, as a shootin' war, though I have
>been asked to accept that interpretation by others.
>
>This is probably why I don't do well at (serious, not talk.bizarre 
    
    [Rational non-inflammatory expostulation elided...]


    Tsk, tsk, tsk.  We're sorry, Tom, but if you're going to insist on
    being reasonable, we'll have to ask you to leave.  At least sit in
    the back with your hands folded and remain quiet until you can work
    up a good, wild-eyed fury and are completely irrational.  THEN post.

    (Seems to work for everyone else...)

    - Larry Huntley

-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | I'm going to the love-in to sit
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |    and play my bongos in the dirt.
          Beaverton,  OR          |        - "Flower Punk", Frank Zappa
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Balloons
Date: 22 Dec 1992 04:00:37 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: balloons

In article <BzJBJ5.MnA@nic.umass.edu> zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) writes:
>Balloons are heartbreaking. 
>When first bought, they look so shiny, so colourful. 
>They look so friendly: "Hi there Mr Balloon!"
>Sooner or later, they sink.  They shrivel.
>They roll around on the floor, sad and silly and ugly.
>Or they pop, and scare you, and you end up with shreds.
>Or they escape, and fly up into the sky, WITHOUT YOU.

Balloons?

sounds more like the average male.




-- 
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From: satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mephistopheles)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: test article
Date: 2 Jan 1993 18:29:03 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu

In article <ogorman.725998288@unix1.tcd.ie> ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (Lucifuge) writes:
>In <2935067756.2.p00258@psilink.com> p00258@psilink.com (A.J. Janschewitz) writes:
>
>>>DATE:   2 Jan 1993 05:37:44 GMT
>>>FROM:   Mephistopholes <satan@wpi.WPI.EDU>
>
>>         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^--should be spelled "Mephistopheles," unless you 
>>are a different demon, in which case I apologize.
>
>And is in any case, merely a poor greek rendering of 'Lucifuge'.
>
>Which I have dibs on. So there.
>

1993 is begining to like like a real bitch already

guess thats what i get for editing my file while still buzzing




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From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Captain Entropy")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Fuck YOU
Date: 30 Dec 92 01:03:58 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu's message of 20 Dec 92 06:06:39 GMT

In article <1992Dec20.060639.64793@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:
>   Kill file Lehigh
<   if you wish,

Now why would I want to do that?  Jane Horvath posts from Lehigh.

Jane, is there something you can do about this guy?  Sell him into
slavery to the steel company or something?

--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jennyb@triton.unm.edu (Jenny Ballmann)
Subject: Pop
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 15:28:29 GMT
Organization: Dark Satanic Mills

He wound the dental floss around a finger.  "What's that for?", she
asked.  He'd always complained that his teeth were jammed together
too tightly to use dental floss.  Then she remembered he'd had three
teeth pulled.  "Dessert."  Pop.

Jenny
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Hallooooooo, Everybody!
X-Xxdate: Wed, 23 Dec 92 14: 18:08 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d16
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 14:11:17 GMT

In article <1h8i70INNim4@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> Arthur Delano,
ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu writes:
>Don't.
>Worry.
>I can assure you that you won't miss a single fucking interesting moment.
>I'll sit watch here and holler if anything interesting comes up.

Thank you ever so muchly.

This may be it, folks, provided I can get through the rest of today's
accumulation w/out following up.   Merry/Happy/Shitty whatever to all, as
appropriate.

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix iR Us                                          aaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh...
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Subject: Re: ARABI UNITE = HATING ISRAEL
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 03:59:56 GMT

should be "penocratic".
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: Long-awaited East Coast Bob event
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 19:37:27 GMT

In article <1hqf2jINNm0m@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>sponsored by Gypsy and myself.  More details will be forthcoming in the next
>few days.  You are invited, and you don't even have to live on the East
>coast to come.  Jerks will be shot.
>--scott


	IS IT JUST ME, OR ...


-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"