HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rjones@sulaco.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Ray Jones - Perp)
Subject: writing...
Summary: Anything resembling real writing found here is purely coincidence
Reply-To: rjones@dsd.es.com
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp.
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 14:50:22 GMT

"Think! C'mon, Think!"  The voice in his head would not go away.  Nor was
it willing to offer up a suggestion for a direction to proceed once he
actually managed to get his mind to move at anything above the crawl it
seemed to barely be able to manage now.

"It's all that booze you had last night," the voice accused.  

"Just shut up, will you?"  There was only so much of this he could take.
Particularly since last night the voice had been in favor of drinking.  A
hell of a lot.  More than was good for him, that's for sure.  And it hadn't
worked, anyway.  He'd forgotten most of his problems, or at least stopped
caring about them as much, but they were back now, with a headache to end
all headaches leading the charge.

His coffee was too hot, but he took a gulp anyway, swalowing quick rather
than let his togue get burnt.  It didn't help much, and his tongue still
ended up being scorched, along with his throat, and, he imagined, his
stomach.  

"You are an idiot. That's all.  An idiot."  Damn that voice!  He was doing
all that he could.  All he needed was more stress.  He started to type,
erased it, started again.  It was still wrong.  There was no depth.
Certainly no feeling, besides some self-pity and an abstract sense of
fatigue.  He cleared it all again, tried to start fresh. 

He couldn't.  The screen mocked him with its featureless face of pure
white.  He idly added some marks to its page, but they were meaningless,
and he quickly removed them, before he decided it was a complete waste of
time to even try.

"Giving up already?  Figures.  You're nothing.  Complete non-entity.
Imbecile.  Idiot.  Dolt..."  The voice droned on, but he wasn't hearing it
anymore.  The strain had finally been too much.  He opened the drawer,
removed the pistol inside.

"Careful, or you'll shoot yourself in the foot," the voice taunted.

"No, not in the foot."  He aimed, pulled the trigger, and slumped down on
the desk.  Blood and bone slowly ran down the white screen.

"Nice pattern," said the voice, "But it's going to dry the wrong color.
You're still an idiot."

He screamed, the scream of the damned.

-- 
                                          rjones@dsd.es.com
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Safe, legal rape
Keywords: sarcasm
Date: 2 Sep 92 15:07:29 GMT
Followup-To: talk.abortion
Organization: National Society for Rapists Rights

It is time for men to stand up and fight for their basic right to
chose to rape.  It is our bodies, and as citizens of the United
States, we are guaranteed the right to chose what to do with our
bodies.  A man should not become a criminal for doing what he
believes is right with his own body.  We must confront the
government to overturn this unconstitutional law so that we may
freely exercise our rights.  The government must not legislate
morality.  It is my very personal decision, and the state must
not impose its religious views upon me.

My body, my choice.

Some will say that being raped is a violation of ones human rights,
but since a rapee is a huWOMYN, not a huMAN, this clearly does not
apply.  Besides, a man knows what is better for the rapee anyway.
Without the rapist, the rapee may live her life as a drain on
society, without a quality lifestyle.

Pro-family Pro-rape.

Lets be realistic.  Even though rape is illegal today, it still
occurs.  It is simply forced into the back alleys.  The rapist
is in danger of being injured!  If rape were legal, the sanitary
conditions could be improved.  The rapee would have no reason to
struggle, so the rapist could perform the rape in safety.

It is high time for safe, legal rape on demand.

ata boy
It worked for the pro-abortionists
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: please continue
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:15:52 GMT

"There goes Andrew.  I'm so proud of him!"  "Hey, son, don't forget to decimate
those Centaurs tonight!"  They both waved cheerily, but in their hearts lurked

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"Been there, done that
 Been there, don't want to go back"  --Brian Eno & John Cale
Current Album--Iggy Pop:Blah Blah Blah
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 31 Aug 92 03:37:03 GMT
Organization: Rice University

I feel an irresistable attraction to the 'Texas Cheerleader Mom'.

-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.books
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: ENTROPY & IRONY
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 21:02:00 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Followup-To: rec.arts.books


All right, *you* come up with a better title for a biography of 
Thomas Pynchon.

RICHH
--"...side by side on my piano keybord, oh look why--" oh shut up
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Songs Hendrix never recorded
Date: 1 Sep 92 01:41:56 GMT
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada

In <1992Aug31.180511.79928@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:

>>> >: "My wind cries Mary"
>>> >"All Along The Shopping Mall"
>>> "Voodoo Chili"
>>"Hey Bartholomewe-Jamison"
>Rutherford B. Haze
>Hey Skip!
You are experienced.
I won't live today.
bitch (fox lady)
this may not be love
Love of contusions.

steve (who thinks Hendrix is some sort of God - ever hear a couple of tracks
       he did with Stills? amazing!!)
-- 
aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Top 10 Rejected Business Ventures in Former Soviet
Date: 2 Sep 92 18:49:07 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


10.  Little Caeser's "Crazy Keilbasa"
9.   Shevardnadze's Georgia Pecan Log Rolls
8.   New Buku Vodka (in those handy little brick packs)
7.   Bolshoi Breakdance Contest
6.   The Colonel's Uzbek-Style Hot Wings
5.   Roy's "All You Can Eat Boiled Meat" Bar
4.   Chernobyl Springs Mineral Water
3.   Bourgeois Lawn Care
2.   General Foods International Coffees:  Uzbeki Mocha
                            (remember that waiter:  AB-DOOOOL!!)

drum roll....

1.   Borscht:  There is No Substitute.
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                        "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: short drug-free confession
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 06:27:22 GMT

In article <ogorman.715118425@unix1.tcd.ie> ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (Lucifuge) writes:
>
>Ah, but you only *think* you make your own decisions. I mean "gypsy". 5
>letters. What more do I need to say?

i can think of several interesting possibilities.

1.  "Ignore everything I say; I'm a complete moron."
2.  "I'm sorry I'm such an ignorant dootbrain."
3.  "I'm unsubscribing now.  Thank you for your patience."

m

but these are only guidelines, you know; use your imagination
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Testing that .sig thing
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 17:35:26 GMT

So, I dont get my news system yet. After my last message, man, i get this
thing from the system saying "Sig files should be no more than 4 lines
long. Only 4 lines were posted". Then it posts 2 copies of the sig.
hmmmmmmm

Obbizarre: i have found that plaster of paris makes a nutritious trea


--
@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@@!!@!@!@!@

Rob Dobson
God-King
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: New sport invented in Madison
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date:  2 SEP 92 15:29:49    

There's a guy here in Madison who's making a habit of crossing the 
freeway late at night while wearing only a yellow ski mask.

Can you believe it - the cops want to *arrest* this guy.  I think he 
should be given a metal.

JGH   - It's not me but I wish it was.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: CIRCUMCISSION
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 00:40:10 GMT

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

>Cyclops writes:

>>By by all means be circumspect!
>Bye bye means we circumnavigate!
My my we stutter.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: Here's To Women
Organization: t.b
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 20:21:39 GMT

al677@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (some dweeb) vomits:
> Here's to women: the flower divine
> They bloom once a month and bear once in nine
> And they're the only beings this side of hell
> That get juice from a nut without crackin' the shell

HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Hold The Anchovies
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 16:42:15 GMT

Did anyone else get deja vu while reading that story?

I mean, I could sweat I've seen it before.  Or been there.  Or something.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"Je vais encore sortir ce soir-- Je le regretterai sans doute"
Current Album--Etienne Daho:La Notte, La Notte
Current Read--IASFM November '89
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: "responsible for the holocaust"
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 01:50:40 GMT

In <Aug.27.15.12.49.1992.28530@athos.rutgers.edu> trudel@athos.rutgers.edu (Jonathan) writes:
>greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes:
>>You ifgnorant asshole. 
>???

Oh, Jonathan.  Our own Special Weapons Dalek unleashes a masterful condemnation
of K*nt's moral bankruptcy, and all it takes is one little typo before you
dump core and end up in the monitor?
From: chrisl@dish.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A Pointed Question
Keywords: impaling, cliche
Date: 1 Sep 92 15:05:50 GMT



In alt.cult-movies, goolsbey@cs.utexas.edu (Keith Goolsbey) writes:

>Having just got my money's worth at a $1.50 showing of
>"Universal Soldier", it occurred to me that the "bad
>guy gets impaled at the end" cliche is almost universal.

>Keith Goolsbey
>goolsbey@cs.utexas.edu


Cut it out, Rachel.
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Activist shot at Berkeley Chancellors home
Date: 30 Aug 92 04:36:29 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <71801@apple.Apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>It hardly matters who wrote:
>|Nice to know you've got an open mind on this.If I'm holding a gun on somebody
>|and they come at me I'll shoot.  Probably 15 times before stopping for 1.2
>|seconds to reload.  I don't care if they're armed or not.  If they're crazy
>|enough to attack then god knows what they'll do if they get my gun away.
>|And if you think I'll take the chance of losing the gun to a 100 pound 
>|lunatic then your elevator doesn't quite reach the top floor.
>
>"They can have my gun when they pry it out of my cold,
>tightly-clinched ASSHOLE."
>
>mr HEINOUS
>I am indeed VERY sorry I said this.


No you're not.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27530 alt.prose:1181 alt.sex:27701 alt.sex.bondage:16458 alt.butt.harp:213
From: blu@cellar.org (Dan Reed)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.butt.harp
Subject: Re:    RICHH: TELL ME SOMETHING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU
Date: 26 Aug 92 20:22:33 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

larryw@lclark.edu (Larry Westdahl) writes:

> 
> (yawn)
> 
> -- 

(Buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppppppppppp)

----- 
 Dan Reed (Blu-Max) blu@cellar.org - AutoCad Geek - VW Lover - InlineSkater 
68 Cougar XR-7, 89 VW Golf, 72 Honda CL360Twin, Ti/99/4a, Vextrex, Timex
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: The Looove Throat
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 17:59:06 GMT

"Hello. My name is Julie. You boarded my cruise ship. Prepare to die."

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,uk.misc
From: des@frogland.inmos.co.uk (David Shepherd)
Subject: Re: McDonalds !!!
Organization: INMOS architecture group
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 10:26:56 BST

In article <18019@acorn.co.uk>, agodwin@acorn.co.uk (Adrian Godwin) writes:
>!! In article <1992Aug24.103104.9677@cs.hw.ac.uk!!  andrewd@cs.hw.ac.uk
>!! (Andrew Dowding) writes:
>!! 
>!! #  I was down in Cambridge over the weekend [...] McDonalds [has] opened up
>!! #  in Rose Crescent.  [...] loads of kids standing around munching Big
>!! #  Macs.  How could [this] happen] ?

sounds as if its within 50 yards of where there used to be another
mcdonalds clone about 10 years ago called "the whim" which had
such specialities as "the whimbo-burger". this must have
closed about 5 or 6 years ago as it has now turned into
a branch of Liberty's ... it is left as an exercise to the
reader as to whether a fast food shop or an expensive head
scarfs aimed at tourists shop is of more benefit to the
average resident.

perhaps mcdonalds will suffer the same fate.

>Is there a Real Burger stall in Cambridge ? I've never found one to compare
>with Bretts, the shack near Oxford railway station .. but I'm happy to keep
>looking.
>
>Is Bretts still there ? I haven't been there since I moved in 1985 ...

there used to be (?10 years ago) a good place up Mill Road
called "Colonel Fudpuckers" which did Brett's style burgers.

However since i was violently ill after having a Brett's burger
a few years ago i became wary of them ... rather an irrational
decision as they were rather good burgers.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
david shepherd: des@inmos.co.uk or des@inmos.com    tel: 0454-616616 x 625
                inmos ltd, 1000 aztec west, almondsbury, bristol, bs12 4sq
                "i don't consider myself to be narcissitic .... if i had a
                 role model from mythology it would be zeus" - woody allen
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State at home)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My Generation (Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently)
Summary: the garbage men woke me up so I'm posting to t.b
Date: 31 Aug 92 10:20:13 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

In article <59962@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>
> we believe that each human being is deserving of respect

Say what?


hugs, Clint Eastwood
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jjj@merlin.anu.edu.au (Joni Johnson)
Subject: Punchline in search of a joke
Organization: Infinity, Ltd.
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 03:24:53 GMT



"Absinthe makes the fart go 'Honda!'."

            Joni


-- 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
                  jjj@merlin.anu.edu.au
    Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: EE117@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Not A Basis For a DickSizeWar
Date: 28 Aug 92 16:30:28 GMT
Organization: University of Liverpool


drieux writes ...

>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

>] In article <1992Aug23.001700.13778@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com
>(Gary Heston) writes:
>] >In article <BszHFx.MJ@news.larc.nasa.gov> fuhrmann@avd20.larc.nasa.gov (Heni
>D. Fuhrmann) writes:
>] >>Hhmm ?
>] >
>] >Yeah. Do you, or do you just draw a paycheck on my tax dollars?
>]
>] I should point out that the folks at Langley draw damn small paychecks on
>] your tax dollars.
>] --scott

> [lots of belly-aching deleted]

why not join the Contras - more money any perks than the "folks at Langley"
(wonderful euphemism) will ever see - plus great tax advantages


-Ian.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28277 alt.cascade:1743
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Followup-To: alt.cascade
Date: 31 Aug 1992 20:34:57 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

rpwhite writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>>>Criminal Insanity.
)>>Carasso.
)>Countach.
>Coup d'etat.
Caca.

5150
when was the last time YOU used babyspeak?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: spent lunch
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 16:18:42 GMT

Debbie looked at the form and scrunched up her perfect
button of a nose. This looks weird, she thought. 
Tossing her head of polished hair she set to work.
Her pen scratched about the surface of the page, tracing
delicate arcs. After some fifteen minutes she was done.
She placed the page on the desk in front of the receptionist
and swung the frozen leg of lamb with sufficient force to
cave the fellows head in with a satisfying crunk.

Her pert bosom heaved with the exertion of turning the man,   
who was bigger than she had thought. She turned him and turned    
him again on the floor. Slowly she coated him, layer on layer
of thin film clouding him over. His form softened and the
details of his features were reduced. His shrouding came up
slowly across his face. Debbie's lips bled from the tissue
caught against her teeth. The membrane held her bent over him
on the floor, hanging from her distended jaw. 

With a blue cast to her skin she held her breath. Her neck and
throat began to swell, throbbing with effort. A great, wet sound
a crackling, tearing yell shuddered through her, shaking the man
and finally tearing his carcass loose from her face. A soaked 
ball of fleshy matter tore free of her and its release sent her 
back over the chair. She landed squarely on her shoulders beside
the chair she had used to fill in the form. Her legs were cast
up behind her and her fashionable skirt had fallen away to reveal 
the web of hungry tentacles feeeling out from between her milk
white thighs. Time for lunch.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Whiffy's
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 11:31:26 GMT

In <act.393.0@csc.canberra.edu.au> act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:
>ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>>greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes:>>
>>>If anyone has eaten durian and liked it, please explain why...
>>Durian wafer cookies.
>>Buy a package...
>>Enjoy...
>Similar to the female nether parts, if you can beat the smell you've got it
>licked.

With a sudden horror, I suddenly realize that Australian colleges' summer
vacation does not line up with that of the northern hemisphere, meaning there
is no more respite from horny freshmen with nothing better to do.

mr x absolutely must correct this immediately.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: FEMINIST/DYKE JOKES WANTED
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 23:26:37 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

)hal@nexus.yorku.ca (Harvey Haldorson) writes:
                 ^^
)
)     -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
)     )                    D   I  S  C  L  A  I  M  E  R                    <
)     |=====================================================================|
)     | The opinions, value orientations and intentions expressed here are  |
)     | those only of a singular individual, and in no obvious way do they  |
)     | reflect, nor could they possibly represent the intentions, values or|
)     |opinions of the nameless, faceless oppressive socio-historico culture| 
)     |     that enslaves us all through sytematically distorted norms.     | 
)     -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
)

I have no joke, I just like the phrase "the faceless oppressive
socio-historico culture of Canada"
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re:  WAR CHANT
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 19:42:21 GMT

grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:

] In article <1992Aug27.084849.27264@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
] >In article <BtM11D.JLr@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
] >>WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
] >
] >in your wet dreams, college boy.
] >
] >now, bend over and spread 'em.  you just
] >earned the BAT.
] >
] >m
] >
] >i prefer wood to aluminum; more splinters, you know.
] 
] nnaaaa. I dig Aluminum, you get waaay more lift that way.
] 


might i suggest this lovely assortment of blunt smashing weapons
from the medieval period, when they really KNEW how to thump someone.

BoB
teCh
this here is the mattock mark two.  nicely balanced.


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27907 rec.games.netrek:5863
From: sherod@newton.Colorado.EDU (Scott Herod)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.games.netrek
Subject: Please
Date: 29 Aug 92 03:41:24 GMT
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder

Watching sloth play recently I noticed one big difference between
the high clue (like him) and the medium clue  (like me I hope).

When he picks up he is immeadiatly headed to a planet.  He may
die with the armies but not miles in the backfield to the 
fourth ogger.

My plea is that when you pick up armies and send out a distress
(only twice please) tell us which planet you plan to go to and 
then arrive there soon after your escort.  Too much recently
I have died twice on the planet the carrier has been hovering around 
but since it was still at yellow status the person had not gone in.
Of course after that much time the oggers can hit the target.

If armies are reasonably plentiful don't be bashful about trying
to get to the planet.

Mad DDogg
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