From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Jester for President! NOTAWABB!!!!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 06:31:14 GMT

>>>>>>>Jester For President.
>>>>>>VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE
>>>>>If you vote jester, i will give you a $20 bill that my dad
>>>>>is helping my print in the basement
>>>>A $20 bill? IF you vote 
>>>>NONE OF THE ABOVE.. WE'RE ALL BORING BASTARDS!!!
>>>>Bill (of Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar)
>>>>Will be free for you for the entire night.
>>>>Not even Jessie can Beat this... Me and my bro' (and Wanda herself)
>>>>are the only peeps who can give freebies.
>>>>
>>>>>>>why do ask ask this? because, I'm the only candidate that does
>>>>>>>not offer any campaign promise he/she can't make.
>>>>>>None of the above goes one step better... 
>>>>>>he doesn't exist to make any promises.
>>>>>read above.....
>>>>read above.....
>>>>
>>>>>>>In Fact I only have 3 campaign promises.
>>>>>>>#1 If I win, I promise that this newsgroup won't be rm-grouped.
>>>>>>OK. Well... nice promise, but can you keep it?
>>>>>umm...yes...er...no...er.....yes....er...i don't know
>>>>You're being indecisive again... try Splunge.
>>>>
>>>>>>>#2 If I win, I promise to post MP scripts once a month.
>>>>>>Well I'm posting them next week. (I am, actualy, I'm getting a
>>>>>><spit> vax <spit> a/c with a big quota)
>>>>>I'll post them tomorrow..if you like....
>>>>Well I got them up... corrected versions.
>>>>
>>>>>>>#3 If I win, I promise to get professional help for my insanity.
>>>>>>Oh, how boring. I love you just the way you are Jessie.
>>>>>I know siomn, but don't tell them about our love affair
>>>>>with marilyn monroe
>>>>Well last time we did that, you went and sneezed. It took us ages to
>>>>vacuum her up again.
>>>>
>>>>>>>and, look, I can even live up to all my promises, unlike
>>>>>>>all the other candidates...
>>>>>>... but like the non-candidates.
>>>>>or somethinng like that
>>>>How about a coalition.
>>>>
>>>>>>>Jester aka the creator and propagator of the aka syndrome
>>>>>>NO! It wasn't you. It was Jos. 
>>>>>>I was here too. You were the 2nd to cop on to it, and you DID spread
>>>>>>it around, but Jos deserves the credit. (After all, he HAS been here
>>>>>>longer than the two of us... isn't it awful how he and Eccles
>>>>>>haven't bin round much.)
>>>>>Jester aka sorry, I led, cheated and stole the aka, but i did
>>>>>propagated it....
>>>>Well I suppose I'll let you away with it, seeing as I can't think of
>>>>anything to say about anagrams.
>>>>
>>>>>>I won't even bother saying it.
>>>>>saying what????
>>>>VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE.. WE'RE ALL BORING BASTARDS!!!
>>>>
>>>>>VOTE FOR JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE.. WE'RE ALL BORING BASTARDS!!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>VOTE A STICK OF RHUBARB! MORE CLEAVER THAN... A SQUID!!!
>>
>>>boy, simon, do i feel betrayed.
>>>and i thought you were voting for me.
>>Oh, I did, I did... vote no. 2!!!!
>geeeeee, thanks.
Oh, come on... you got a good few. You're not going to have to
punish me again are you?

>>>little did i know...
>>>sniff.
>>>none of the above.  how disappointed i am.
>>>perhaps i'll have to spank you now..
>>A spanking! A spanking! And after that...?
>je veux lecher ton kiquette, mon petit haricot..
Well that's jolly good old bean.

>er, i mean, um, nothing, really.  nothign comes after that
>at all.
Well... not in pubic anyway.

>>>leather aka can i just say this is the first time i've ever been on
>>>a.f.m-p?
>>mNSio aka No, I'm sorry. It's not original enough.
>thbbppt.
Antiquarian entacards.

>>SOInm... (also) I issued her aka licence.
>and it was not a dog licence with the word dog crossed out etc.
mISojfdsk kaa   OH SHIT! I gave you the wrong one then.

>leather aka eric
ISOmn... accidental bisexions? Out the door, line on the left, one
Harley street surgeon who specialises in these kind of things each.
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