From: delarocq@eos.ncsu.edu (DERRELL EMERY LAROCQUE)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: MEGA-BILLS POSTING! MONDAY IS HERE!!
Date: 16 Nov 92 13:59:00 GMT
Reply-To: delarocq@eos.ncsu.edu (DERRELL EMERY LAROCQUE)
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Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: delarocq@c00515-118rd.eos.ncsu.edu



 I am dedicating this Buffalo Bills mega-posting to all of the Buffalo Bills
 fans out there who are as rabid as I. This is a big night for the Bills; and
 I want to start it off right!!! First of all, the Bills have lost two Super
 Bowls. That is fact, and I have to live with it. There is one consolation:
 Dan Marino has never won the Super Bowl, either! Just because Miami has
 Dan the Man as their QB, doesn't mean the Dolphins are Super Bowl quality,
 either. So, the Super Bowl thing is out of the way.
   Secondly, to all those taking THE BET I & II, I offer you my wholehearted
 thanks for a truly bold group of Bills fans on the net. We are taking a large
 risk, sure, but I think that we can live if Miami loses, but it will burn
 deep inside for a long time. To all of those Bills fans not taking THE BET,
 I tell you to go after the rest of the NFL if Buffalo loses. Never stop
 resisting the NFC fans, take them on with all of your might. If Miami does
 go to the Super Bowl, remember, the AFC should stick together, even if it
 means going for fish. 
   Thirdly, I want to say to the Dolphins fans on this net that MONDAY
 IS HERE!!! Bills fans all over the United States and the world are 
 keenly focused on revenge. Kansas City found out how revenge feels like
 in 1991, so the Dolphins better prepare. No logical statements like
 "The Colts beat the Dolphins, but Buffalo shredded the Colts"... It
 just doesn't apply. What does apply is SQUISH THE FISH! 
   Now, for my message towards the rest of the NFL....

       New York Jets-- One more game, Nagle. The Bills are ready to rock
                       your world again!! You have to come to Rich to earn
                       your win, baby!!!
 
  Indianapolis Colts-- All I can say is, just don't show up to the game, 
                       please. You made it interesting for one half, and
                       then it got boring.

New England Patriots-- You had 2 shots at screwing up Buffalo: You are out
                       of bullets!! Just pummel Miami, OK?? :)

 Pittsburgh Steelers-- Although you are the #2 steel city in the NFL this
                       year, Pitt will always be a favorite of mine. Go
                       on, and kick the (bleep) out of those Vikings!!

      Houston Oilers-- Warren Moon, go on! Wow, you are so impressive, really.
                       Too bad Jeffires plays for Houston.. NCSU grad!!
                       Buffalo in the Astrodome.. should be a Buffalo win!!! :)

    Cleveland Browns-- Beat Pitt again, and I'll be very upset. Belichick is
                       so abrasive that he is sickening! Bernie, you should
                       have left the hopeless Browns ages ago...

  Cincinnati Bengals-- I will never forgive you for kicking James Lofton in
                       the game last year, but you did knock off the N.Y. 
                       Giants.. Way to go! (that Bears win was awesome, too!)

      Denver Broncos-- Elway, you are awesome against everyone but Buffalo!
                       You have NEVER come from behind on the Bills, baby!
                       Playoff game or not, it has never happened!! :) :)

  Kansas City Chiefs-- I salute you guys! You would be #1 in the NFC East..
                       Too bad no one gives you the respect you deserve.
                       Next time, beat Pittsburgh at Arrowhead!!! Gosh!!!

  San Diego Chargers-- You impress me so much, especially with that awesome
                       running attack. If only John Friesz hadn't have messed
                       up that knee....

 Los Angeles Raiders-- Take your over-hyped trash and stuff it! Al Davis
                       won't be watching the playoffs this year.. He'll 
                       be crying! Art Shell, you are the only Raider I admire.

    Seattle Seahawks-- I feel sorry for you, really I do. You have to take
                       a lot of 2nd stringers and make them into top players.
                       Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way... *sigh*

      GENERAL MESSAGE: I hate everything about your organization. I wish that
                       somewhere, sometime, you would just dissapear. Talk about  
                       overhyped. It's always the same: your fans are always in
                       huge numbers.. bandwagoneers hitching a ride..

      Dallas Cowboys-- GENERAL MESSAGE

 Philadelphia Eagles-- GENERAL MESSAGE, but, you deserve to win. GO RANDALL!!

 Washington Redskins-- GENERAL MESSAGE

     New York Giants-- GENERAL MESSAGE

   Phoenix Cardinals-- You are worthy of a hearty congrats!! Knocking off the
                       Redskins and the 49ers, and giving Philly a real scare.
                       Too bad, no respect, eh Massey? 

   Minnesota Vikings-- I give you the nod as the NFC team to crush all of the
                       others except Green Bay. You are the only awesome team
                       from the NFC worthy of my respect. Thanks, Dennis!!!!!

Tampa Bay Buccaneers-- Vinnie, you just aren't good enough. You learned a little
                       from awesome Steve Deberg, but just not enough.
                       Reggie, I would take free agency. Do you want wins?? :)

   Green Bay Packers-- Brett, you are awesome. Sterling, you are so underrated
                       it's pathetic. Strive!! Workman and Thompson, you can
                       do it.. rush away!! Packers defense, go off!!!!!!!! :)
                       Beat the Bears.. please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *beg* *beg*

       Chicago Bears-- I just laugh. Ditka, go home and retire with your
                       sausage, and dream of 1985.. The party is over!! :)

       Detroit Lions-- You are so sad now, I am crying. Barry, what happened?
                       I think it's Peete that is the problem.. Look what
                       Kramer did and is continuing to do!!

 San Fransisco 49ers-- CAN'T TOUCH THIS, BABY! You had your chance against
                       Buffalo, and you failed!! :) :) :) 31-34!!!! YEAH!!!!!
                       If Buff and S.F. play in the Super Bowl, look out!! :)
                       Stupid over glamorized  CAN'T TOUCH DA STEELERS bunch
                       of lucky mugs!

  New Orleans Saints-- Get rid of Andersen. Then maybe you won't play for field 
                       goals all of the time. Hebert needs better recievers!!
                       Buffalo will have fun.. All Buff needs to do is score
                       more than 20 points, and we win!!! *laugh*

     Atlanta Falcons-- Hmmm.. All I can say is, chalk up a win for Buffalo!!
                       
           L.A. Rams-- I salute you, too. Way to knock off those idiots
                       from Dallas! You make me proud!! Get em'!!!!

 If the Bills lose:

         AFC East: Well, Miami deserves it. They *bleep* *bleep*..
                   Enough said.

 AFC playoff loss: You tried. Let the AFC prevail now.. That's all..
 
       Super Bowl: Denver of the 1990's sure fits the Bills now.
                   I'll kick many things, and break a few things,
                   and won't speak for a LONG time, but I will still
                   wear my Bills jacket the day after, just like I did
                   last year.... :(

  MESSAGES IF THE BILLS ARE SUCCESSFUL AT ACCOMPLISHING THE BELOW THINGS:


 AFC East title message: Five-peat, baby!!!! WAY TO GO!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Playoff message: Go Bills!! Let's do it!!! Pasadena, here we come!! YEAH!!!

 AFC Champs message: You did it!! Miami loses.. Thanks, guys!!!!!

 Super Bowl message: Come on Bills. Do it for Western New York!!!
                     stuff the NFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Super Bowl champs message: *bleep* NFC *bleep* finally *bleep* *bleep*
                            YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
                            I start to cry, and proudly wear the Bills
                            colors... screaming until I lose my voice.....
                            First posting day for the losers of the game today.

 If the Bills win on Monday Night, I will scream and yell and Jump Around!!!!
 I will then immediately post on this news reader!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

 
 If the Bills lose, all of the above applies. Also, I say once again to
 all the BET participants... thanks for being brave.. it was a good try..
 (everything applies, except for the win thing..)

 If there is a tie, I will post!! :)

SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH!
SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH!
SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH!
SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH!
SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH!
SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH!
SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH!
SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH! SQUISH THE FISH!

Darrell



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1988,1989,1990,1991 AFC East Division Champions
1991,1992 AFC Conference Champions

Hungry for some fish.. Monday Night Football, November 16, 1992..

If you are a Buffalo Bills fan, email me at delarocq@eos.ncsu.edu
so we can talk all about the games, insight, etc.
If you are a Packers fan, let me know. I am interested in any news
out of Green Bay...
A PROUD MEMBER OF THE BILLS COALITION TAKING THE BET II.
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