From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Wit of Steve Franklin (was: And Now, You're A Halfwit!!)
Date: 1 Sep 92 17:07:30 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


[from talk.abortion and alt.flame]
Rather spectacular, in its own way, I find.

In article <BtvMtL.22B@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca writes:
> In <lefty-310892103715@lefty.apple.com> lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
> 
|>Dance, Steve, dance!
|
|   You just can't keep me outta your steenkin' fantasies now can
|ya lefty? 
|  (okay okay, I"m naughty - I edited a bit... just to clarify things)
|
|>"Methinks the lady doth protest too much..."  Since you seem to be having
|>such problems with my presence on talk.abortion and alt.flame, maybe you'd
|   Shit, this is nothing my flame-friends (ha!). You should see the mess
|I'm taking in talk.bizarre. They hate my guts! *sigh* I dreamily look
|forward to having my own group formed, and long towards the day with
|sweet thoughts of flame within my own forum.
|   alt.fan.steve-franklin
|THINK ABOUT IT!
|
|
|>Coupled with your content-free posting style and your nauseating
|                          shoulda used nauseation. (5 vowels, doens't exist)
|>sycophancies to anyone you believe might respond positively, yes.  And your
|shoulda used sycophanciunciation (5 vowels - doesn't exist thougH)
|
|>username just "happens to coincide with a superhero", eh?  No _particular_
|   Oh now - coincedence? I chose it silly fool. I suppose I should upgrade
|my username, having undergone superpuberty, but I never really got around
|to it. Incedentally, you know I'm 19 Lefty - why the hell won't you answer
|me, and tell me how old you are (sorry, i just remembered to ask this question.
|Been a whil ain't it?) you gonna answer?
|
|>You _are_ a sick little boy, Stevie.
|
|   jee, that means so much coming from you, ya enslaved USENET-addicted
|doc'.
|
|
|>I see.  You're attempting to establish your credibility with me by making a
|>variety of vague, unsupported, and unlikely claims.  Hey, keen strategy.
|
|   Actually, I don' give a shi* about your opinion anymore. YOu're a lost
|case. I don't even think you've got the brains to start my new group, so
|I just post to annoy you once in a while.
|
|>Why don't you cut to the chase and tell me that you're worth more than Bill
|>Gates, get daily blow jobs from Paulina Porzikova and Elle McPherson, have
|>an IQ of 1500 and are Emperor of North America?  I'd be equally impressed.
|
|   I don't know Paulina or Elle, and my girlfriend Kathy Ireland would
|be awfully pissed if she heard you talking like that. She's been such
|a good girl, but I gotta stop seeing so much of Fergie.
|
|>|However you see none, because I am not:
|>|   a) a kiss up 
|>Bullshit.  You've been sucking up to Darcy in a completely transparent
|>fashion for weeks now.
|
|   Heh - that's funny
|
|>|   b) liberal democrat
|
|>What gives you the slightest impression that I care one iota what your
|>politics are?
|
|   Because you are about as predictable as the outcome of putting to "heated"
|cats in a room together.
|
|>|   c) a computer geek
|
|>This seems to constitute some sort of extremely potent insult in your
|>febrile little mind.  Care to explain it, Mr. Subliminal Psychology Major?
|
|   Yes - you have no life. Understand? I don't see how you can lefty - 
|but I can't really argue this until I know how old you are. Care to
|enlighten us?
|
|>|   d) an amoral yet oh-so-tiresome wanker like yourself
|
|>I'm touched by your concerns for my imagined lack of morality, Stevie, but
|>I'm certainly not interested in taking lessons from the likes of you.
|
|   No lessons given though my friend. I'm just being a nice guy and showing
|concern. 
|
|>Sorry, we got away from that sort of thing decades ago.  We judge people by
|>performance these days.
|   Okay, so you haven't told us your age yet. Why not tell us or mail me
|about YOUR performance. I'd love to know.
|
|>As far as you're concerned,
|>the verdict is in.
|
|   Gee, that really hurts Leftie. You see, your opinion means an awful lot.
|People like you are going to change the world and make it a better place,
|and I can already see that you are a powerful individual who shape and
|redirect my future.
|*heavy sarcasm - however, I"m sure you'll isolate one sentence to make
|yourself look like you have a friend. Be sure and include the part 
|"your opinion means an awful lot". I bet you don't hear that too often eh?"
|
|>Based on what you produce, you are the USENET equivalent of a manure farm:
|>lots of bullshit and hot gas.
|   Well said - you've always been such a funny guy. 
|*whispers* btw - the hot gas is methane, in case your broadened mind
|didn't know.
|
|>|I judge a man by his reasoning, and on this you fail miserably.
|>Do tell?  The man who can't construct two coherent posts in a row finds my
|>ratiocination deficient.  Boo hoo.  Imagine my distress.
| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^only 3 vowels... what a waste.
|
|[gets more and more boring. lefty, why are your posts so anti-climactic?
|do you really get that bored by teh end/ or is it that you just overexert
|yourself? tsk tsk...]
|
|steve
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