HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: lizard brown and out on the town
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:48:36 GMT

>I can't believe I followed this up.  Whoa is me.

I say hold on, woe doggies!!
--
Byeatch
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: lbsiuslboutbsouyboeruys
Keywords: satan, asshole, drugs, dontkillme
Date: 9 Apr 92 13:21:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: murdoch.1992Apr9.132105.9744
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Virginia

Everyone take a deep breath and say:

Elvis died for your sins.

Now there, dont you feel better. ANd while we're at it, let me just say
that i had a little dream last night, i think it was sent directly FROM
Elvis and i thought it would be a good idea to sahre it with the congre-
gation for shure nuff it was an important dream and one that could possibly
hold the keys to eternal graceland yes folks i do mean graceland and in my
dream shapeless colors were turning into colorless shapes and george bush was
there with his mistress although she had on a much nicer dress than he did; hers was a cute little black number
georges was so frumpy it looked like something babara would be ashamed to 
wear but anyway that is not the substance of my dream, the meat of it, and
yes, yes, brother that is a collection plate going around give generously
to elvis and he will give generously to you, and o where was i. My dream.
yes, my dream, well in this dream soon the wole scene was filled with light
and the melodious strains of love me tender lovve me true were flotaing 
through the air, and o...
im afraid were out of time, lets just finish passng the collection plate
around, and ive got a very important parishoner to meet out at the 
Hotel 6......


--Swaggart, swaggart redneck
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: General Motors
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 18:10:28 GMT

Iacocoa this you dim wit corporate fucks.

Never should have fired the chimpazee, he's on Broadway now
starring at the Neil Simon in Neil(first name basis)'s 
latest. Ooops, sorry that's ALAN FUCKING ALDA.

Beg go ahead.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Kathryn Hess' Little Brother in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 16 Apr 92 05:13:02 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu's message of 15 Apr 92 22:48:06 GMT

In article <MJD.92Apr15184806@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Kaiser Wilhelm in disguise) writes:
>       I think that if I see a grungy guy lead a woman on a pregnant camel
>   into Thirtieth Street Post Office tonight, I won't be too surprised.


Umm.

Hoo-hah.

I meant a pregnant woman on a camel.

Really.

Top that, Leo Tolstoy.
--

           Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: Sun, 05 Apr 92 16:40:20 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes: 
)Back in grad school I was infatuated with a blind defenseless little
)secretary.  After a few months she moved on and I inherited her wooden
)underwear for a time.  She had habitually rested her anus on the
)underwear when typing; as a result, the underwear smelled of her
)perfume.  I used to sniff the underwear...



CARASSO

M-x replace-string "desk" "underwear"
M-x replace-string "wrists" "anus"
M-x replace-string "an elfin" "a blind defenseless"

--
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Audience participation game
Date: 12 Apr 92 02:27:43 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <7187@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>from.  Found art.  Found art, I tell you.

And if we take just the last word in those listings,
we finds:

    Whales
    School
    Senseless
    Catterton
    Light
    Skull
    Alexandrino
    Sin
    Rosa
    One
    Ones
    Novels
    Symphony
    Petersburg
    Own
    Ficciones
    Anthology
    Margarita
    Lunch
    Age
    Cousins
    Paradise
    Closer
    Bellavista
    Writings
    Novels
    Curfew
    Ours
    Novels
    Amour
    Paine
    Cambodia
    Rose
    Whistlejacket
    Blues
    Subterraneans
    Notebook
    Novel
    Lover
    Affections
    Monk
    Tiger
    Cards
    America
    Sinner
    Lazarus
    Spring
    Jasmine
    Stories
    Thoughts
    Night
    Outlaw
    Erasers
    Mirror
    Labyrinth)
    Paramo
    Stories
    Palace
    Brooklyn
    Vessels
    Temple
    Seidenman
    Dunces
    Bible
    Ghosts
    Drinkard
    Monkey
    Mind,
    Fate
    Terraplane

				--Blair
				  "Ficciones."
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NO ONE'S HOME
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:41:06 GMT
Followup-To: suivez-moi au HELL
Distribution: na
Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net

in soc.singles,

In article <1992Apr15.132622.23273@cbfsb.cb.att.com> jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton) writes:
> 
>There's a spy in our mist's and we're not getting paid.

Now *that's* good damage.


Thanks, AW, for pointing this one out.

RICHH
--and in our fo'gs, and in our Jesus,
From: Paul_Trauth@agwbbs.new-orleans.LA.US (Paul Trauth)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: kittys make delightful swedish meatballs
Date: 17 Apr 92 22:23:22 GMT
Organization: The Amiga GateWay BBS * New Orleans, La.

In a message dated Fri 17 Apr 92 06:11, Hagerman@ece.cmu.edu (john Hagerman
wrote:

 HH> I've refined my program a bit; here's the result of en-chef-er-ize-
 HH> ing
 HH> the latest from rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson):
> Su veet ell thees telk ebuoot cunferteeng cets intu meetlueff, vhy
> nut meke-a zeem intu meetbells. Svedeesh meetbells, in fect. Iff
> yuoo use-a zee cets oovn heur tu help zee bells stey tugezeer, ell
> zee better. I tend tu leeke-a tu edd sume-a ceyenne-a pepper
> vhenefer Im useeng cets, zeeur flesh is su BLEND.  Bork Bork Bork!

 HH> How am I doing?
WOW.
i WANT this code.

beautiful.

-- Via DLG Pro v0.991

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cavemanb@stonehenge (Caveman Bob)
Subject: Greetings fellow future men
Organization: Hathawaye and the Rock-Men
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 05:41:33 GMT

Me rub two stones together.  Me make time travelling message.  You send back soon.   
We have good here.  Lots of dinosaurs and big monsters.  Ok, I see you later
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jsb@panix.com (J. S. B'ach)
Subject: Re: THE TB DICTIONARY GROWS...
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 02:54:30 GMT
Organization: Panix, NYC
Keywords: virgin love

In article <1992Apr10.234223.1525@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
)In alt.sex
)gt38091@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gregory Tao ) tries to boast:
)
)>i've had some marathon sex that i thought was just about the ididerod
)                                                              ^^^^^^^^
)>of fuckin', but this was something else.  it was real hard to penetrate her...

He just means she was frigid.  Or husky.  
-- 
    "when a mosquito bites your prick that's called a hoboken blow job" --Mark Leyner
    jim (jsb@panix.com or cmcl2!panix!jsb)
From: drumm@crs.cl.msu.edu (Steve Drumm)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Me and AjD: contrast and compare
Keywords: hash, bash, is, the, place, to, be.
Date: 7 Apr 92 18:03:30 GMT
Reply-To: drumm@crs.cl.msu.edu.UUCP (Steve Drumm)
Organization: MSU RoundTable

In article <Vaj+Bg_@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>In article <1992Apr5.182922.12945@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD) writes:
>> Went to the Hash Bash.
>Wotta coincidence.  So did I.
	Hey, so did I.
>
>> Was sober.  Hadda go to work later.
>Sober too, but slightly strung out after seeing Jax, the Laughing Hyenas,
>Country Bob and the Blood Farmers, and Monster Bait at the Heidelberg and
>then staying up till 6am.
	No way in hell would i go to the hash bash sober.
	
>> Got a contact high anyhow.
>I didn't, even though I hung around the area where the drummers were,
>ostentatiously smoking cigarettes to confuse the cops.
	I did not get a contact high.... but i gave one to the
	30 or so people standing right around me.

>> Didn't smell any dope smoking.
>I did.
	I did.

>> Saw a 4 foot tall bong.
>Wandered around sketching the punkettes until my hands got cold.
	Smoked a 4 foot tall bong, then wandered around
	and laughed at the punkettes.

>> Missed all the interesting stuff.
>Wished I'd brought pastels so I could've captured that slyly bewitching
>hint of green hair peeking out from under her leather cap.
	I _was_ the interesting stuff, but i dont have green hair.

>> AjD
>> only purchase was a bumper sticker that says "Bad Cop, No Donut."
>Passed up a chance to buy a Ren and Stimpy "Happy Happy Joynt Joynt"
>T-shirt.
>
>ljd
	I sold the ren and stimpy shirts. Still have some left too.

drumm
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11335 alt.tasteless:4784
From: bitn@quads.uchicago.edu (nathan elery bitner)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: Stewie, this is your life!
Keywords: shitstool fuckaduck maggotcockeatingshithead snotsucking
Date: 16 Apr 92 12:18:35 GMT
Reply-To: bitn@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations

In article <joshua.702797527@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>whoami@hostname (OH CHRIST IVE FUKKIN CUM!!!!!!!!!!) writes:
>
>>STEWIE AT BIRTH:
>>Stewie's Butt-Mom:  UNGNGGGG AARGG WUH WUH RARASDADRSFSDGDFVFV
>>Doctor: It's a boy!
>>Stewie: Of course its a boy you dimwit fuckhead smeg cheese sucking
>>        gobbet of hemhorroidal tissue, I've got a goddammed fucking
>>        plainasyourcrustypuswateryeyescansee dick you pimply excuse for a
>>        cocksucking fistyourselfwiththecadaversinmedschool nerd geek!  Now
>>        get down and suck my dick and watch the placenta.

[lots of good Stewie stuff deleted]

Truly awesome.
I think we need more adventures of Stewie.
Melvin, suck my dick but only after I've dipped it in acid and fucked your
mom twice. 
Have a nice day. :)
>
-- 
"You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you."
				-Leon Trotsky
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns)
Subject: Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and others
Organization: the rain dogs
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 09:48:26 GMT


note, mathew, that i never claimed that i had never
posted anything offensive.  note, everybody else,
that the post mathew quoted of mine was originally
prefaced with the following disclaimer:

"WARNING:  DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY TASTELESS
GRATUITOUS COMMENTS ABOUT NAZI ATROCITIES.  THIS POSTING IS
IN NO WAY INTENDED TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR NAZIS OR DISRESPECT
TOWARD MEMBERS OF ANY ETHNIC OR POLITICAL GROUPS.  THIS 
POSTING IS INTENDED AS A SICK JOKE WHICH I PERSONALLY DO NOT
FIND THE LEAST BIT FUNNY.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED."

ken's posts carried no such disclaimer.  since mathew
has made it patently obvious that he has not even READ
the posts he is so ardently defending, i will simply 
mail them to him and drop this.  i had no idea i was
arguing with a moron; i had somehow been led to believe
that mathew had at least a vestigial brain cell, and had
assumed he would have had the sense to sniff his foot
before jamming it down his throat.

i guess we all know what happens when we assume, don't
we, boys and girls?

m
-- 
minerva burst from joves head with a helluva yell but that does not prove 
that we should stand in awe of every case of mastoiditis            archy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields)
Subject: Uh-oh.
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor, MI
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 14:31:58 GMT

Hemmorhoids again!???!














Whew. Nope, Someone switched my t.p. for light pink stuff without telling me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: How to get the MORTIMER Story
From: rabbit@buster2.Michigan.COM
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:00:02 GMT
Reply-To: rabbit

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From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: Final note....?
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 16:21:15 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES
Distribution: na

IN SOC.CULTURE.INDIAN Ranjith Ravindiran Suresh <rs6x+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
)
) Wake up & smell the coffee.

I am so proud.  I found an article in soc.culture.indian that
contained the word "smell".

carasso "proving stereotypes with irrefutible evidence"
--
Organization: Old Dominion University
Date: Wednesday, 8 Apr 1992 15:08:01 EDT
From: <TCW100Z@ODUVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: bored

I need something to post.  I mean, I know that my past posts have been less
than excellent.  But I can't think of a damn thing right now.
Oh, well.  Might as well consider my on going mission to get Dave to post.
Everyone please send mail to gt4647a@prism.gatech.edu and tell David Griffin
to post.
I would really appreciate it.
Thanks,
Tazer One
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ty Cage Warren
Old Dominion University
Internet: tcw100z@oduvm.cc.odu.edu
----Do what you want, hurt no one.
  "FIVE TO ONE ODDS?  AH, I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE."
  "ADVANTAGE?  HOW'S THAT?"
  "I'M NUTS!"
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10657 alt.prose:671
From: mitchell@seas.smu.edu (Gary Mitchell)
Subject: More dead people
Organization: Brute Force Productions
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 21:06:34 GMT

Rip Masters is dead.
Deal with it.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10985 alt.tasteless:4618
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: SCUM!!!  ALL OF YOU!!!
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:08:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: engin.k+m++s+
Organization: Lemming's House O' Jim Beam and Coke chasers

In article <RFS.92Apr10121519@kepler.unh.edu> rfs@uunet.uu.net (Robert F Spence) writes:
>In article <Hsk+AGC@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>
>   [...long duplication violating at least one of his own `suggestions' etc...]
>   [...tedious flame...]
>   Slavish imitation of CARASSO is always a good idea.  We especially
>   [...zzz...zzz...]
>
>It's a cheap and obvious rip-off, actually.  I hope the distinction isn't too
>subtle for you.  So far, Carasso hasn't been bothered enough to say anything
>so why the fuck should you care?  With regards to the typeos, Fuck Off [tm].
>
>Hugs `n Kisses,
>	-Buttercup

Love ya too, fishface.  Just for that, I'm taking the bottle of Casa Lupita
tequila back.  I didn't spend Friday night sitting on the edge of a couch
holding a skinhead chick's hand while she puked into a trash can so I
could come home and read this kind of abuse.

ljd
gave "she makes her own GRAVEEEEE!" a whole new meaning
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Squint
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 06:28:15 GMT

In the distance, nobody can tell the difference.
A bald man, or a man with short flesh-colored hair.

Bill Bill                                              billbill@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: sleep deprivation
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 23:30:34 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
)
)36 hours.  40 hours.  phooey.
)
)80 hours.  i don't know how much longer i would
)have kept it up if my shrink hadn't given me the
)sleeping pills.  i wasn't even drowsy.  it was
)the muscle spasms that did me in.
)
)m
)-- 
)minerva burst from joves head with a helluva yell but that does not prove 
)that we should stand in awe of every case of mastoiditis            archy


HA! HA! YOU FUNNY.  YOU BIZARRE.  THIS IS SO FUNNY AND BIZARRE.
HA! HA! I LIKE.  I LIKE.  I HAVE NO TASTE.  HA! HA! I LIKE.
HA! HA! I AM LOSER LIKE YOU.  HA! HA!  YOU UN SO FUNNY.
PLEASE POST LOSTS MORE OF YOUR GREEAT ARTICLES.  
YOU SO FUNNY.  HA! HA.   sigh...

-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How to Roast Your First Squid
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 19:10:43 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <9489@buster2.Michigan.COM> rabbit@buster2.Michigan.COM (Dr. Roger Rabbit) writes:
>In article <1992Mar30.024151.4486@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
>>John-Boy, 
>^^
>^^There are two kinds of people in this world: 
>^^
>^^       (1) Those who screw like crazed weasels.
>^^       (2) Those who screw like torpid water buffalo.  
>^^
>
>Why not just say "screw like toon rabbits". Every now and then we have
>these marathon sessions. My record was 192 times in 18 hours. This 
>leaves you dehydrated and medically exhausted, requiring 36 hours of
>sleep and a pint of rice-lyte, but its fun. 

Been going at it with jp again?

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: carasso@inference.com (==ROGER=CARASSO==)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: RERUN SHO
Date: 10 Apr 92 03:18:55 GMT


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: RE: A FRIEND
Date: 8 Sep 91 23:46:28 GMT

sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes
)When I was young, I made friends with a ball of electricity.
)I would talk to it by putting my face right up to it and
)yelling.  It would talk back by modulating its electric
)cracks and pops.  You had to be patient, but it was worth
)it.  The ball of electricity had a lot of interesting things
)to say.

DID SOMEONE JUST SEE TRON, BUT ANY FUCKING STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION?

)I would meet it in the field behind our house.  The first
)time I saw it, I tried to touch it, and sparks
)flew out of my nostrils.  Boy, was I stupid!

WILL SOME ONE TAKE THIS PARAGRAPH AND POST IT TO ALT.SEX, PLEASE.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless,alt.flame
From: krobinsn@alqualonde.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: Welcome Melvin Gladstone, net. celeb.
Keywords: it's
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:18:04 GMT

In article <0ce6iB7w164w@GeoWare.COM> efudd@GeoWare.COM (Elmer Fudd) writes:
>mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>
>> Melvin M. Gladstone
>
>Hi Melvin.  My name's Elmer.  In a former lifetime, I was Moses.  Back
>when I was heir to the Pharoah's throne, I woulda been "Glad-to-stone"
>you.  Are you a heeb too?

You are misinformed. Melvin is a cat, for Melvin posts from a catbox.
A thinking process is in order here.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: brief, but exasperated complaint
From: dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire)
Date: 13 Apr 92 11:50:19 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

this is by far, uncontested, the longest, coldest, most
miserable god damned winter i've ever had.
tease me with three days of sixty degree weather, which,
i must admit, i've grown to appreciate, then it's right
back down to thirty again.  miserable, fucking miserable.
i hate ohio.
hate, fucking hate.

-- 
.sparky.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: Pamela, looking for
Followup-To: bit.listserv.maaco
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 18:11:24 GMT

in alt.personals.bondage,
apb.589@n7kbt.wa.com writes:

>Pamela, Marcus here!

>The net is all screwed up.  CALL ME COLLECT PLEEEEEEASE!!!! ANYTIME.

>HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.  HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.
>HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.  HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.
>HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.  HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.
>HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.  HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.
>HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.  HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.
>HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.  HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.
>HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.  HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.
>HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.  HANG IN THERE I AM VERY INTERESTED.

>MARCUS


RICHH
--What I like best, I think, is the collective desperation of the
alt.personals hierarchy.  Reminds me a lot of Atlantic City.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11157 soc.singles:11236 alt.sex:14472 alt.peeves:8003
From: margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.sex,alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More helpful Hints
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:58:50 GMT
Reply-To: margoli@watson.ibm.com
Organization: The Village Waterbed
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM

In  <1992Apr13.210637.7020@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com>  puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude) writes:
>  drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) teaches us with...
> >
> >Irregardless how syntactically, or semantically correct,
> >
> >Never start with:
> >
> >"And Now to Do the 'Sex Stuff'."
> >
> Rats! And I was gonna do that right after I do'ed lunch!
> Now what do I *do*?

drieux said "never *start* with...".  It sounds like you were planning on
starting with lunch.  No problem.

Larry Margolis, MARGOLI@YKTVMV (Bitnet), margoli@watson.IBM.com (Internet)
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From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Subject: Re: teRMcaP
Reply-To: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 02:08:43 GMT

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu writes

>Rank   Team                    P.R.*    W -  L       LW
> 1  Texas                       1823    4 -  0        -
> 2  Stanford                    1756   15 -  0        1
> 3  Kansas                      1722    2 -  2        -
> 4  Cornell                     1658    4 -  2        2
> 5  UNC-Wilmington              1628   14 -  2        3
> 6  Arizona                     1563    5 -  3        4
>
>[... and so on, down to:]
>
>54  Dartmouth                    314    0 -  4
>55  Toledo                       292    0 -  3
>56  Illinois                     290    1 -  2
>57  Virginia Tech                221    0 -  4
>58  Rose-Hulman                 -190    0 -  3
> 
>-190.  That's NEGATIVE One-hundred ninety.  I think that's really amazing.

Well you have to be really good to lose all the time, to all the worst teams.  It's  
like those tests where they say they'll give you a perfect if you can get 0% right.

>ben
>fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
>right here, right now
>there is no other place I'd rather be!

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