From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Skit writing contest....
Date: 26 Jan 1993 03:50:17 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamuts.tamu.edu

In article <nobody knows but the horse, and he's not telling>
eccles flops around wildly :

>jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan22.140710.5175@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes 
>>|> |> Jos aka *ouch*! I need a doctor!
>>|> |I see you need assistance. Can I be of any help?
>>|> |Gina aka I can do more for you than that male doctor =)
>>|> Huh? Get away from me, you devilish wicked woman! There's nuffin' wrong
>>|> with me! Help! Don't touch me! I'm warning you, I'm a gastronomical
>>|   ^^
>>|....you said it.
>
>>Did NOT! I wanted to say `wif', yeah, that's it: `wif' I can't type the
>>letter `t' after typing an `i' ... wif, wif ... `wif' that is ...

>Gods, you sound like a certain Englishman.
which englishman would this be then?
are you speaking about *my* englishman?  or another
one entirely?

>>|> ninja! Well, actually my father was. I'll defend myself with Indonesian
>>|            						   ^^again
>>Did NOT! I wanted to type `willies', yes, `willies', it's givin' me the
>>willies! 
>The cooking is giving you willies? My god, thats the secret!
>Thats why Smoin never gets worn out, he eats Indonesian food!
nahh, he just drinks a lot of g & t's. is all.


>>|> cooking! And I won't say `litter bin' anymore! I love it that my leg
>>|			     ^^again		        ^^again
>>|> keeps falling off! and I hate my aunt Muriel! And I hate albatros pie
>>|> anyway ... Help! Let go of that scalpel! No! No! Don't you dare ...
>>|>Oh, but I DO dare...
>>Don't come near me! I bruise easily, y' know. I must warn you! I'm alergic
>>to canvassers! Help! Help! Someone do something! I dont' want an operation!
>>I far too weak to have an operation! Help! help! Help!
>Look, Jos its for your own good, I mean you can't wander aroudn the
>streets like that, I mean, what would people say. Well, they'd say
>"oi!" and "Hay you!" and "Darling, do it again, but harder"
>We can't have this sort of thing destroying Western civilisation.
>I mean, next thing you know, we'll be showing Gogzilla movies
>in public and wearing our underwear.

oh.  well, in some parts of the world they do it already.
well, not the underwear bit, certainly but i feel sure
i've seen a godzilla film somewhere around here.


>> I'm warning you:
>>I'm gonna stand on one leg and I'll fart your national anthem towards
>>your general direction! I'll say `hippopotamus' again!
>Here is a list of words you cannot say:
>B*M
>P*NT**S
>B*LG**M
>S*MPR*N*
>SN*GGL*B*NN**S
>H*PP*P*T*M*S - thats a bughger to take the vowels out of.
eccles, darling, you work far too hard.


>>|> Jos aka I'm not gonna say *t
>>|Gina aka too late you already did

>>Did NOT!
>
>>Jos aka I did not say `it' .

(jos's ever-so interesting picture of a little
man falling has, due to time concerns, been
mercilessly deleted.  stay tuned for a 
REALLY INTERESTING SIG!


>Eccles aka I think you might of....

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