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From: edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: pointless
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 92 04:23:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy

Hello? This is a very nice newsgroup, this is.  It's a very, very nice 
newsgroup.  That's why I like it, because its very nice.
A bit of obscurity to cheer you up.
Edwin aka The man whom the chairman of FIAT once said "Che cosa e lo 
stucciacatori di polli"
"WHAT IS A HEN-TEASER"

--
edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
From: daggs@l42bb.jsc.nasa.gov (Clark)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: MP Biblical quotes
Date: 3 Sep 1992 18:39:48 GMT
Organization: Ministry for Not Listening to People

In article <1992Aug31.114453.89930@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au>
che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>In article <1992Aug28.235346.15178@ra.msstate.edu>, bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill
balcerzak) writes:
>> 
>> Dir sir:
>> 
>> It has come to my attention that I wish to receive four things: Monty Python
>> Biblical style quotes, full frontal nudity, and unicorns.  No.  I wish to
>> receive three things: Monty Python Biblical style quotes and full frontal
>> nudity.  I mean, I would like know if anyone has two things: biblical quotes
>> such as the holy hand grenade from the Book of Armaments in the Holy Grail.
>> 
>> Yours,
>> 
>> Major William Wanker (Mrs.)
> in a white wine sauce with challots, truffles and garlic.
>> Office of Conspicuous Consumption
>> United States Department of Very Large Floating Vessels With Lots Of Space
And
>> Nuclear Weapons And Hamburgers
> a subsidiary of  The Very Big Corporation of America
>
>This is a very silly posting and I'm not going to read it.
>
AH! Anti-Semitism!
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Date: 3 Sep 92 02:52:47 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>Oh, come on.  Just one little after dinner mint !
Well, alright, just one *nibble*








*BIG-NASTY-EXPLODING-PERSON-KIND-OF-SOUND-EFFECT*











I *told* you I couldn't eat another bite!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: REQUEST for Meaning of Life song
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 02:15:40 GMT



>>>Well, I thought this was going to be more useful than it actually is, since
>>>I can't find what I was looking for.  I _used_ to have a goodly portion of 
>>>that song on my Mac, but I can't find the disk I put it on.
NB\ Why the fuk do you have a mac in the first place?

>>>Anyway, the song starts off:	Remember that your standing on a planet
>>>				that's evolving, and revoving at 900
>>>				miles an hour, that's orbiting at 18,000
>>>				miles a secon, so it's reckoned, a sun
>>>				that is th esource of all its power.
>>WOAH! We're moving too fast! I think I'm going to fall off! SOMEBODY
>>STOP THE RIDE... I'M GOING TO BE <Slightly Intelligent Crazy
>>Rosebi>
>(Rosebud)
What do you mean rosebud? Anyone could tell you that rosebi is the
plural of rosebush. i wish peeps would learn proper Merlinese.


>>Anyway. Anyone wants all of this song, write to me, and I'll mail
>>you back telling you to wait a while coz it's at home on my hard
>>disck.

>>>Sorry I couldn't remember more.
>>And so you should be. Now go upstairs without any supper.
>But I've come to arrange a holiday!!
Oh. All right then. SIR! Mr. James wants to arrange a holiday,
_and_nothing_else_

>>ISn>?mMDJLKSAJHslakjs?
>>oh.
>James sls You can't print that NONSENSE around here!!!
>	We won't stand for it!!
>	What?

>	Oh. I guess we will.
>	Sorry.
Course you will. I were here b4 any of you. Well, some of you. Well,
a couple of you. Anyway, Me 'n' Jos 'n' Jessie 'n' Eccie can say wot
we want. So there, you... you... BOTTOM!!!

IsoMorphism.
IsoMn?
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: ADVERTISEMENT
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:18:44 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <kFceqB1w164w@sys6626.bison.mb.ca> titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Titanium Knight) exclaims:

>gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:

>> In article <1992Aug28.115656.9256@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Robert.T.Warfield@da
>> 
>> 
>> >  And now, introudcing, the new Catholic Condom!!!!!!!!!
>> >  Yuo may ask, "How is this possible?"
>> >  Yes, new Catholic Condom, with our specialy patented hole in the end.
>> >  Nary a sperm mis wasted.
>> >  So buy NEW Catholic Condom today!!!
>> > 
>> 
>> Call me silly, but I believe the point to a certain extent is somewhat 
>> vanished if the condoms have holes.
>> 
>> 		--Geronimo
> 
>Yes.. indeed.. what a silly idea!  Good golly me!  A condom with a hole 
>in it?  A hole?!  Somebody better get a hold of the marketing team for 
>these silly rubbers!  Tell them at once!  

Talk about 'Micro-Marketing'!!!

>Titan

James aka 1) What is yer name?
	  2) What is yer quest?
	  3) Where's yer 'aka'??

>;--- (Titanium Knight) a user of sys6626, running waffle 1.64
;--- (Jamesa Willer) a user of various consumer products, running nose 1.0
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: guest@dhhalden.no (.GJEST)
Subject: Re: Run away! Run Away!
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 14:20:08 GMT

In article <1992Aug25.164041.12228@newscan.canada.sun.com> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:


>jamaass@bluemoon.rn.com (Jeffrey A. Maass) writes:
>> Could someone please describe the origins of "Run away! Run away!"
>> in Python-lore? My memory suggests it's from the Holy Grail, and that
>> it was in regard to the Killer Rabbit.
>> 
>> Details? I have a new girlfriend who references it constantly, and
>> I have no VCR to review the movie!

>{semi-serious face on} :^|
>The lady is correct.  The k-niggets charged the bunny, the bunny managed 
>to kill a couple of them and King Arthur led the retreat with the 
>immortal line, "Run away! Run away!"

>                                       Cheers! PKT

>{semi-serious face off}        8v}/
>                         
>PKT aka give the new girlfriend a BIIIIG hug from me, willya?
>       What did you do with the old one, eh?  

Actually, he shouts "Run away!" before that; when the frenchmen 
drops animals on various kinds on them.

---G.H.---
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Look at the size of that...
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 04:34:06 GMT

In article <1992Aug30.225417.29934@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
 
>In <29AUG199217305940@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) chews the fat:
>
>>What? What's that a chicken up there? No...it's just the way she's holding the
>>grapefruit.
>
>>Ratboy aka One of my favorite lines...up there with Sir William's panties at
>Try a bite of this Renoir...
>>  lunchtime.
>James aka I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. (munch munch)
Chris aka Now, I was saving that for dessert!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 02:09:14 GMT


>>"Crucifiction ?"
>>"yes"
>>"Ok. Line on the left. One cross each."

PC owner?
-yes.
Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. NEXT.
PC owner?
-NO. I've got an Amiga.
Oh. All right then. Out of the door line on the right, two crosses each.
NEXT!

>N....n....nu...nnnnnu..........nu.nu.nu...nnnnnnnnnnuu..nu.nu.nee
Ni!
Mos.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: New Band Line-Up
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 23:09:11 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.195857.7361@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
 
>
>In <1684F8D29.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu foments:
>
>>>> |> Anybody think of anything else we need?
>>>
>>>Keyboards, or at least a nude organist      <--- another actual MPFC reference
>>>Brass (trumpet and trombone)
>>>Sax (yes S-A-X)
>>>Banjo (I'm the urban spaceman.....)
>>>I surprised nobody has yet suggested .....(drumroll please Chris, and monkey)
>>>              ... a MOUSE ORGAN.     Yet another MPFC reference.
>I just did.
>>>
>>>> |> Ratboy is Happy With the Grou so far...but there's something missing...
>>>> can I be a groupie? I like hanging around in bars and.....
>>>                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>                        Go on, say it....
>No. I won't.
>
>>>> Michael aka How do roadies count?  1,2   1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2
>>>David aka roadies count 1,1,1,1,1     2,2,2,2,2,2,2
>>
>>Not always.  My old band had a one-legged rodie that could only count 1,1,1,1,1
>>1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1
>>Chris aka My monkey is more of a  gorilla, actually.
>James fjf Why are you dressed as a tiger??
Chris aka I'm modeling costumes for the backup singers/tambourine players.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ewagoner@nmt.edu (Eric L. Wagoner)
Subject: Re: Can I just interrupt here for a second...
Organization: New Mexico Tech
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 21:36:37 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.095022.7171@ac.dal.ca> aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) writes:
>In article <1992Aug26.022226.14166@nmt.edu>, ewagoner@nmt.edu (Eric L. Wagoner) writes:
>> In article <guest.10@sofus.dhhalden.no> guest@sofus.dhhalden.no (.GJEST) writes:
>>>Can I just say that this is the first time I've posted to this group this 
>>>term?
>> 
>> You're very silly, and I'm not going to read you.
>> 
>But it's my only line!!!
>
>Andrew aka shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun!

I'm sorry, but I don't quite follow your banter. Could you type it slower?

eric aka the 'alf a bee



Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 92 03:29:23 GMT

ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark) sez:

>meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>>bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) asks:

>>>In article <1992Aug27.052137.6360@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>|> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blabbers:
>>>|> 
>>>|> >In <1992Aug23.041042.14315@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) indocrinates:
>>>|> 
>>>|> >>corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra) boasts:
>>>|> 
>>>|> >>>Lisa,
>>>|> 
>>>|> >>>Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.
>>>|> >>The Meaning of Life is not - I repeat IS NOT 42.  It's actually a movie..
>>>|> 
>>>|> >>And even then, the ultimate answer is not 42.  It's "forty-two".
>>>|> >But what's the ultimate answer to six times seven??
>>>|> Either forty-two or 42, but that's not THE question.
>>>|> >>>Corun aka 42
>>>|> >>Meetch aka Sorry for the inconvenience. *thump*
>>>|> >maJes aka Sorry for the *thump*. *AAAAARGH* *whoosh* *splat* *dribble*
>>>|> Meetch aka What a senseless waste of human life...
>>>Michael aka I think you mean "what a waste of senseless human life"?
>>Meetch aka We coulda made a nice casserole outta 'im, but bein' splattered
>>           around like that, it's going to be difficult even to produce a
>>           lousy stew !
>Nee

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGARRARARRGGGGHHHH!!!  Stop it!  My brain hurts!

>Clarkus aka I like traffic lights!
Meetch aka Just one question - is your name not bamber?  And where's your
           license to.. two.  Two questions. 1: Is your name not bamber.
           2: Where's your license to aka?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Look at the size of that...
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 10:49:00 GMT

>>>What? What's that a chicken up there? No...it's just the way she's holding the
>>>grapefruit.
>>
>>>Ratboy aka One of my favorite lines...up there with Sir William's panties at
>>Try a bite of this Renoir...
>>>  lunchtime.
>>James aka I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. (munch munch)
>Chris aka Now, I was saving that for dessert!
Ratboy aka Oh. Sorry. Are you here for a holiday?
From: csedlack@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Christopher Sedlack)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: HHoly Grail Script
Date: 3 Sep 92 21:32:37 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

Just a side note on the cast:

The minstrel was played by Neil Innes.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: New Band Line-Up
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 01:21:27 GMT


>Ok. Here we go. New Band Line-up Update!

>Guitars and Doritos           --   Ratboy the Not-Appearing-In-This-Post (What?
>                                   an actual MPFC reference?!?)

>Bass guitar                   --   A couple of Simons (why not 2 bassists? Nev
>                                   been done)

Well how about a Simon, and a mnsio?

>Tamborine/backing vocals      --   Lisa...after all we need at least *one* hot
>                                   babe in tight clothes on stage. We wouldn't
>                                   be a *real* band without one...and I'm afrai
>                                   Meetch doesn't look quite right in my hose.

>Head-as-a-bongo               --   Meetch, whom we also use for any needed
>                                   falsetto.

>Bongos                        --   Meetch's dad with his getting-better elbow.

>Drums                         --   Chris and his travelling monkey.

>Lyricist                      --   Jester and his mighty pen. Yea, I liked that
>                                   song you wrote Jes...you got the job.
Um... wot about me? can I help?

>Harmonica/kazoo               --   Dan. Gotta give him *something*...you play
>                                   any sort of body parts, Danny-boy?

>I forget anyone? Auditions are still open. If you aren't happy with the
>instrument you're playing, just let me know and I'll find a new one for you.
>(But Lisa has to stay in the skimpy clothing *nudge nudge*)

Um.. who'd you have as vocalist? You porbubly said someone, but
anyway?

>Anybody think of anything else we need?
Um... groupies?

>Ratboy is Happy With the Grou so far...but there's something missing...
Um... groupies?

mSion... GROUPIES!
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: THE COMFY CHAIR????
Date: 26 Aug 92 12:48:39 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <1992Aug25.140738.6306@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
> In <grada.12.0@columbia.dsu.edu> grada@columbia.dsu.edu (Alison Grad) writes:
> 
>>I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition...
> 
> *WHOOOOOSH!* *thump* *thud*
> Damn slippery floors.  I'll come in again.
> 
> *WHOOSH!*
> NO-ONE expects the umm.. wot was it again ?
> 
>>Alison aka Bruce (To advoid confusion...  ;-))
> Meetch aka Are you a poofta ?
Are you a poofta?
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: MP Biblical quotes
Date: 31 Aug 92 11:44:53 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <1992Aug28.235346.15178@ra.msstate.edu>, bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak) writes:
> 
> Dir sir:
> 
> It has come to my attention that I wish to receive four things: Monty Python
> Biblical style quotes, full frontal nudity, and unicorns.  No.  I wish to
> receive three things: Monty Python Biblical style quotes and full frontal
> nudity.  I mean, I would like know if anyone has two things: biblical quotes
> such as the holy hand grenade from the Book of Armaments in the Holy Grail.
> 
> Yours,
> 
> Major William Wanker (Mrs.)
 in a white wine sauce with challots, truffles and garlic.
> Office of Conspicuous Consumption
> United States Department of Very Large Floating Vessels With Lots Of Space And
> Nuclear Weapons And Hamburgers
 a subsidiary of  The Very Big Corporation of America

This is a very silly posting and I'm not going to read it.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: reinstat@milton.u.washington.edu (Robert Reinstatler)
Subject: Re: Run away! Run Away!
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 22:19:29 GMT

In article <1992Aug25.164041.12228@newscan.canada.sun.com> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>
>jamaass@bluemoon.rn.com (Jeffrey A. Maass) writes:
>> Could someone please describe the origins of "Run away! Run away!"
>> in Python-lore? My memory suggests it's from the Holy Grail, and that
>> it was in regard to the Killer Rabbit.
>> 
>> Details? I have a new girlfriend who references it constantly, and
>> I have no VCR to review the movie!
>
>{semi-serious face on}	:^|
>The lady is correct.  The k-niggets charged the bunny, the bunny managed 
>to kill a couple of them and King Arthur led the retreat with the 
>immortal line, "Run away! Run away!"
>
>					Cheers! PKT
>
"Run away!  Run away!"  is used for all retreats, not just the
bunny battle.

Bob
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Njorl's Saga
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:57:53 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <BtA85F.1M0@zeus.dialix.oz.au> meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) stares blankly at the wall and mutters:

>jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (James Willer) states bluntly:

>>This is *not* the start of a new thread!!!

>By George, I think 'ee's got somefin' there!  I mean, what does this have
>to do with the price of string?

What? Oh, I was just using it for Mental Floss.

>>Jseam vmv I've come for flying lessons
>Meetch ;s; Are there any swallows in your family ?
mesaJ eie My sister used to swallow, but she gave it up
	to join a convent that lives in some castle.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: THE COMFY CHAIR????
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:06:38 GMT

In article <715291224.AA00000@csource.oz.au>
Russell.Edwards@f550.n635.z3.fidonet.org (Russell Edwards) writes:
 
>
>NO Our chief two weapons are surprise, fear and a ruthless efficiency
>
> What about an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope?
Chris aka Cardinal Biggles.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: ADVERTISEMENT
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 20:49:00 GMT

>  And now, introudcing, the new Catholic Condom!!!!!!!!!
>  Yuo may ask, "How is this possible?"
>  Yes, new Catholic Condom, with our specialy patented hole in the end.
>  Nary a sperm mis wasted.
>  So buy NEW Catholic Condom today!!!

You can give out Catholic Condoms until you're blue in the breast! I'll have no
part of your conspiracy to populate the world with these...these...humans!

Ratboy aka perhaps a bit Clive Jenkinsish.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: pmueller@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Peter Andrew Mueller)
Subject: Re: Pythonesque flaming (I can hear the thunder....)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 03:19:52 GMT

che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:

>Announcing the a.f.m-p flamathon.

>Third prize: A night out with Mrs Niggerbaiter

>Sponsered by the Foundation for Impressive Lawsuits and Twoshed Homes.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't she explode?  I have no intention
of go out with a pile of ash.
--
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Peter Mueller
pmueller@ux4.uiuc.edu
DISCLAIMER: Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s1070627@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Brett Paterson)
Subject: TERRY JONES on 3UL in Australia
Organization: Monash University College Gippsland, Churchill, 3842, Australia
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 02:49:05 GMT


Sorry for the short notice, but for anyone who happens to read this in time
might be interested that on Australian radio in Victoria, Terry Lane on 3UL
(774 AM) will be interviewing Terry Jones of Monty Python, as part of his
midday show at 1:10 pm.

(Message posted at about 12.50, so you've got 20 mins)

     +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
    / Brett Paterson                  | "Um.. A vow of silence, that's    //
   / Leongatha 3953.                  |  quite an interesting thing..    //
  / Victoria, Australia.              |  ..Tell me about it."           //
 / <s1070627@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au>  | -Lord Percy to Lord Whiteadder //
+---------------------------------------------------------------------+/
 //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

CLAIMER:  The views expressed here are all my employers, and if anything I
          say offends anyone in anyway, then it is all my employers fault.
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Look at the size of that...
Date: 30 Aug 92 22:54:17 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <29AUG199217305940@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) chews the fat:

>What? What's that a chicken up there? No...it's just the way she's holding the
>grapefruit.

>Ratboy aka One of my favorite lines...up there with Sir William's panties at
Try a bite of this Renoir...
>  lunchtime.
James aka I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. (munch munch)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: FAQ
Keywords: Numatic.
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 13:39:14 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>Um... I'm getting pissed off with some of these requests.
>Will I do a python FAQ? These peeps r disturbing me.
>Well, I'm just glad I'm ot etting pissed on by these requesters.

well...if you want to write a FAQ Simon. I will be at college for like
the next 4 years...so i will gladly update it and post
it monthly. but I sure as hell won't write the initial FAQ.

Jester Master of all he surveys.
-- 
\ /  /    / /  /\
 \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_
 / \/  /   \ \/ \
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:08:23 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python