HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Are you embarrassed easily?
Organization: NCC 4600C USS Lynx
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 23:46:41 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.185630.4527@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <1992Dec11.170415.1938@unlv.edu>, dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec10.124901.4502@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec9.225905.6990@unlv.edu>, dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>>>> In article <1992Dec9.133044.4473@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Dec5.230721.1@hamp.hampshire.edu>, ebeyn@hamp.hampshire.edu writes:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Greetings and Salutations!!! I am a fellow pythonite and i absolutely love
>>>>>> meeting people to be silly with...so lets talk...by the way, I'm emma and
>>>> Hullo, silly person.  I am an *extremely* silly person.  I am also
>>>> **extremely** lazy.
>>>>>> i also have a penpals postage if you'de like to know more about me...so 
>>>>>> please write me with your best quips and python experiences...i'de love to
>>>>>> chat....until then
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> take care,
>>>>>> emma
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "ebeyn@hamp.hampshire.edu"
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>oh emma please get silly with me...
>>>>>welcome to a.f.m-p!
>>>>>
>>>>>Gina aka Vice President of this here newsgroup thingy
>>>>>
>>>> (I've always wondered... does that mean the vice of the president, the vice
>>>> of persons with the rank of president, or the president of vices, or what???)
>>>
>>>I do believe it means all of the above, plus the vices of all those
>>>who supported my candidacy and all that. At least that's how I try to
>>>fulfill my variety of jobs: by tempting everyone to deal with their
>>>vices in the *best* way possible while enjoying themselves.
>> If you got your head stuck in my vice, that would *really* make you a vice
>> president.  Unfortunally, I emailed my basement to 134.2.62.161.  Have you a 
>> basement...?
>I have a basement. And a cellar. Wanna see them?
Sure.  Do you have anything in them?   (Grins and widens eyes wickidly)
>
>> 
>>>
>>>> William Turlough Cat aka hating net.lag at 134.2.62.161
>>>Gina aka hating it that I'm here all alone... 
William Turlough Cat aka im hanging a teleport spell right now...
>>>> 
>>>> Ignisecond, n.:
>>>> 	The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car
>>>> 	door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"
>>>> 		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
>> 
>> What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.
>what this lady needs is a ..ernyyl sha shpx..........(fill in the
>blank with your response).

Let us live!!!
Let us love!!!
Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!!

You first.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Are you embarrassed easily?
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 23:56:33 GMT

>>>> Greetings and Salutations!!! I am a fellow pythonite and i absolutely love
>>>> meeting people to be silly with...so lets talk...by the way, I'm emma and
>> Hullo, silly person.  I am an *extremely* silly person.  I am also
>> **extremely** lazy.
Hold on... (Please? that's it... up a bit. Yeah. just there.)
I hold the position of laziest person on the group... i know there
are quite a few peeps out there who can testesfy for that. And as
for silliness... well, um... splunge!

>>>> i also have a penpals postage if you'de like to know more about me...so 
>>>> please write me with your best quips and python experiences...i'de love to
>>>> chat....until then
>>>> 
>>>> take care,
>>>> emma
>>>> 
>>>> "ebeyn@hamp.hampshire.edu"
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>oh emma please get silly with me...
>>>welcome to a.f.m-p!
>>>
>>>Gina aka Vice President of this here newsgroup thingy
>>>
>> (I've always wondered... does that mean the vice of the president, the vice
>> of persons with the rank of president, or the president of vices, or what???)
>I do believe it means all of the above, plus the vices of all those
>who supported my candidacy and all that. At least that's how I try to
>fulfill my variety of jobs: by tempting everyone to deal with their
>vices in the *best* way possible while enjoying themselves.
Well it's definitely Vice of Presidents, coz NO-ONE is getting
REALLY pissed off with her.

>> William Turlough Cat aka hating net.lag at 134.2.62.161
>Gina aka hating it that I'm here all alone... 
mNSio official reprisentative of nobody.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: COMMENTS
Reply-To: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:24:11 GMT



FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO SEEMED TO TAKE THE COMMENTS MESSAGE QUITE SERIOUSLY...
    ....AND FOR THOSE OF ME WHO SEEMED TO TAKE THE RESPONSE TO THE COMMENTS 
        MESSAGE QUITE SERIOUSLY....

        WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR? YOU CALL YOURSELF "PYTHON FANS"????
        HA!
From: boehm@math.tu-berlin.de (Marcus Boehm)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: i AM john cleese
Date: 18 Dec 1992 18:00:47 GMT
Organization: ZRZ/TU-Berlin
NNTP-Posting-Host: nexts.math.tu-berlin.de

In article <BzE6LK.C1s@news.cso.uiuc.edu> mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu  
(Michael C Landauer) writes:
> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
> 
> >you silly fools.  how could you be so silly as to believe me?  why,
> >i'm not even a man!
> 
> I didn't believe you because I'm John Cleese.
> 
> -- 
> Mike Landauer
> signature file


No I'm Brian and so's my wife!   :-)
             
mac






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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: I aM NOT JESTER
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 01:04:05 GMT

i wANT tO TeLL yOu How MUcH Of A Pain It Is TYpe LikE
THIs FoR PorLONgeD PerIOds oF tIME.

Jester aka brightening your day with another useless post
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From: mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael C Landauer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: traffic lights
Date: 13 Dec 92 07:28:05 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

michael@gibbs.oit.unc.edu (Michael George Williams) writes:

>In article <Bz61MB.3GC@umassd.edu> s13989bc@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>> Does anyone else out there like traffic lights? I do, but not
>>when they are red.  

>I like them best when they're yellow, because you can scare the daylights
>out of any passengers you have by laying on the gas pedal and screaming,
>"Warp Nine, Scotty!" when you see them turn yellow and you're still a
>block away.

It more fun to do that when the light is red!


Mike Landauer
mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: And now for a complete change of mood.
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 13 Dec 92 22:34:25
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of Sat, 12 Dec 1992 04:12:29 GMTLines: 57

In article <Bz4p0u.6sC@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) retorts:
.Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) rages:

.>Jester, you have no hope in hell of coming close to the great masters.  Dead
.>fish (named or unnamed) provide wittier and more humorous discourse than you
.>could even DREAM of.

.apparently i have a critic.........everyone else loves me...
.gee...get a clue....

Especially *me*, Jester Darling!  [Dan bats his eyes].  However, I
have to agree with Mr. Reimer on the second point.  I have spent many
long months communing with spoiled herring, rotten salmon, and putrid
carp, and after several weeks, you begin to hear their voices...At
first, you just become *aware*, but soon..oh, soon you can *hear*
their *words*!  They talk of dark deeds at first, but soon they talk
of wonderful things!  Thompson the Carp..dear God, he spoke of burning
flesh, yes!  Burning Flesh and SCREAMS!  YES YES YES!  He told me a
THOUSAND ways to KILL!!!  God!  Yes!  And rending limbs!  Oh God, YES!
And then there was Philip... the Trout.  He had decayed into an oozing
green mass by the time I heard *his* voice, but it was the most
wonderful of all!  He told me of the Master, who would create
unbelieveable pain for EVERYONE!  He told me of the TORTURES...the
FLAMES, the TEETH, the UNIMAGINABLE AGONY OF...OOO!! YES YES YES!!!
ARG!!  MOMMY!!!

.>Why not do something more productive with your time, which you seem to have
.>so much of, by coming up with a FAQ for the group?

.why for?? there are not any questions other than...

.send me the script...send me the script....

I think we should have an ORQS list...Oft Repeated
Questions/Statements... Then we could have the "Does anyone have the
words for the Philosophers Song?" questions, and the "God Dammit!  You
ain't funny!  I wanna talk about REAL Monty Python!  [Whhaaaaa!!!!]"
and "Duh, you isn't funny.  I'm Joe, and I am funnier than you.  I'm
so funny!  Watch me tell a joke "There's a d(sometimes *)k*, a n*gg*r,
and a G*d D*mn F*ck*ng C*mm** B*st*rd* and a G**d R*d Bl**d*d
*m*r*c*n.  They walk into a bar, and the American kick's their f*ck*ng
*ss*s!  Ho ho!" [Ok, so you've never seen a post like that last one...
*n**r* **f*!]

.besides i maintain 2 FAQS for other groups already.....

.>"Improvise" my ass.  I'll tell you what gets old, it's you coming up with YET
.>another ripoff of Four Yorkshiremen, among other inanities...
.well then don't read the group....i sure am not pressuring you
.to read my so called 'drivel'

Better yet, [extremely hostile suggestion omitted for the weak hearted]

.Jester aka piss off!

Dan aka Yeah!  What he said! [Dan exudes hostility all over your clean
white shirtfront]
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth)
Subject: i AM john cleese
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:06:43 GMT


you silly fools.  how could you be so silly as to believe me?  why,
i'm not even a man!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: COMMENTS
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 02:28:34 GMT

s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> First of all...
> 
>     a) enough of the aka....
          Eric aka I just got started with the aka's I'm not going to stop now!
>     b) enough personal discussions and get on with the real subject..
          And what would that be?
>     c) enough of the games..
          Games?  We like games. >nudge, nudge<
>     d) enough of the name callin
          who are you to say Mr. Poopy-pants
>     e) enough of the mispellins
          thuz wos allredde cuvred bi sumbuddy ls
>     f) enough of copying the whole reply..
          what reply would that be?
>     h) and now for someting completely BORING
> 
>         -----------------------------------------------------
> 
>             THE TOP TEN      Bouncy Bouncy Lingo
> 
>         -----------------------------------------------------
> 
>                 1) oh yes!
>                 2) more...more!
>                 3) pardon me while I put this...
>                 4) becareful with my naughty bit!
>                 5) excuse me..
>                 6) ..this SPAM is not too smooth..
>                 7) ..umm..very good..indeed!
>                 8) ..nee!...nee!...nee!...nee!
>                 9) ..pardon me, but, where is your shrubbery?
>                10) (same as 9)
> 
> -----------------
> Joe Olivier
> -----------------  
> "There's someone in my head, but it's not me"--Roger Waters

Eric aka try Pink Floyd.  This was before Waters and Old Pink parted company
Eric aka I do have a sense of humor, but when you tell me what I can and can't
put into my favorite newsgroup...Well, let's just say Constable Clitoris and
Flying Fruitbat of The Yard are the least of your worries.  I won't be as nice
as the Spannish Inquistion...I'll bring out the comfy sofa... 
-- 

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: SPAM
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 02:04:53 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Dec11.170843.3763@news.unomaha.edu>, werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
> > djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu  writes:
> >> In article <1992Dec10.172025.6623@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) yellows:
> >> .s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMIPAMSPAM	    SPAMDONTSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMLIKESPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMMIKESPAM	    SPAMPALINPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMDIEDSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM 	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> .> 
> >> .> 		THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SPAM..
> >> .> 			ANY QUESTIONS?
> >> .>
> >> .Yes, why is my brain shaped like an "I"?
> >> 
> >> Ooo!!! You'd like to know that, now wouldn't you?  Well, we won't have
> >> that sorta question 'ere!  Nope, we don't like your kind!  In fact, if
> >> you don't get your lousy, question-askin', barfpile corpse outta here,
> >> we're gonna GIVE YOU FLOWERS!  Be off, then!
> > 
> > No.  You wouldn't dare...You can't be that cruel...not FLOWERS!
> > ohgodpleasenottheflowersIcan'tstandflowers...roses,pansies,daffodills,snap-
> > dragons,pagonias,Africanviolets,thelarch,themightyScotspine,thefir,the
> > limpingrudetreeofNigeria....
> > I...I...I never wanted my brain shaped like an "I."  I just wanted a brain
> > shaped like, like, like GINA
> 
> Would a Gina shaped like Gina be good enough for you? I can offer you
> that, if Jester does not disagree (not that his opinion dictates my
> life or anything; I won't have a dick-tator ruling me).

A Gina shaped like a Gina would be wonderful.  Who cares what Jester thinks?
You're a grown woman, you can make decisions for yourself...Should you ever 
find yourself in Nebraska...well, you know.  Just don't bring flowers, unless
you're wearing them.  Are you insuating that Jester's penis is shaped like a 
spud???

> 
> >> 
> >> .Eric aka the brain contortionist 
> >> 
> >> Dan aka My brain is shaped like aluminum siding, but I usually keep it
> >> in the cupboard, so you can't see it.
> > 
> > Eric aka I already know what aluminum siding looks like, and I'm lookin' at
> > some Right Now.
> 
> Gina aka but I look better than aluminum siding, even when its new
> > --
Eric aka well then!  Why am I bothering to look at aluminum siding?  But I do 
have a few ideas on the uses of metal as clothing (no armor suitable for combat
please)...

 
-- 

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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: And now for a complet
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:21:05 GMT

Jester@f20.n3603.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Jester) writes:
>Internet: Jester@f20.n3603.z1.FIDONET.ORG
>UUCP:     ...!myrddin!tct!mechanic!20!Jester


This is not the real Jester above......hm..somehow
I suspect an imposter real soon.....

Jester aka To arms, To arms, I have a clone on the loose.
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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Are you embarrassed easily?
Date: 12 Dec 92 00:56:30 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Dec11.170415.1938@unlv.edu>, dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
> In article <1992Dec10.124901.4502@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <1992Dec9.225905.6990@unlv.edu>, dalton@unlv.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>>> In article <1992Dec9.133044.4473@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>In article <1992Dec5.230721.1@hamp.hampshire.edu>, ebeyn@hamp.hampshire.edu writes:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Greetings and Salutations!!! I am a fellow pythonite and i absolutely love
>>>>> meeting people to be silly with...so lets talk...by the way, I'm emma and
>>> Hullo, silly person.  I am an *extremely* silly person.  I am also
>>> **extremely** lazy.
>>>>> i also have a penpals postage if you'de like to know more about me...so 
>>>>> please write me with your best quips and python experiences...i'de love to
>>>>> chat....until then
>>>>> 
>>>>> take care,
>>>>> emma
>>>>> 
>>>>> "ebeyn@hamp.hampshire.edu"
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>oh emma please get silly with me...
>>>>welcome to a.f.m-p!
>>>>
>>>>Gina aka Vice President of this here newsgroup thingy
>>>>
>>> (I've always wondered... does that mean the vice of the president, the vice
>>> of persons with the rank of president, or the president of vices, or what???)
>>
>>I do believe it means all of the above, plus the vices of all those
>>who supported my candidacy and all that. At least that's how I try to
>>fulfill my variety of jobs: by tempting everyone to deal with their
>>vices in the *best* way possible while enjoying themselves.
> If you got your head stuck in my vice, that would *really* make you a vice
> president.  Unfortunally, I emailed my basement to 134.2.62.161.  Have you a 
> basement...?
I have a basement. And a cellar. Wanna see them?

> 
>>
>>> William Turlough Cat aka hating net.lag at 134.2.62.161
>>Gina aka hating it that I'm here all alone... 
>>> 
>>> Ignisecond, n.:
>>> 	The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car
>>> 	door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"
>>> 		-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
> 
> What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.
what this lady needs is a ...........................(fill in the
blank with your response).
From: J.Cleese@spam.silly.walk (John Cleese)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: i AM john cleese
Date: 20 Dec 92 23:49:15 GMT
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Originator: lachlan@hydra.itc.gu.edu.au

mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael C Landauer) writes:

>croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:


>>you silly fools.  how could you be so silly as to believe me?  why,
>>i'm not even a man!

>I didn't believe you because I'm John Cleese.

>-- 
>Mike Landauer                  
>signature file

Oh What a give away!

John aka we're all Individuals.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mcobb@scott.skidmore.edu (mary cobb)
Subject: Re: BETTER Holy Grail Script !!!!
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Distribution: alt
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 21:53:01 GMT

Well, the subtitles and stuff are cool, but some of the words are wrong in
this one.  Like, you claim SOLDIER says 'In order to maintain velocity...'
when he really says 'In order to maintain air-speed velocity...'.  Little
things like that.  But the format is much better.
 
Eric
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Elections II
Date: 18 Dec 1992 01:29:43 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

So do we REALLY have to wait 4 years for the next elections?
I think we need a revolution...a coup...and armed unprising....a beer.

Ratboy aka Militant amongst you.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: radinsky@spot.Colorado.EDU (Wayne Radinsky)
Subject: Re: INSANITY
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 12:12:41 GMT

la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke) writes:
> In article <Byx0tw.Kn7@umassd.edu>, s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>> I'D LIKE TO HAVE AN ARGUMENT! 
>> 
>> ANYONE INTERESTED?
> 
> I can't argue unless you've paid!

Well then what are you doing now?  Arguing on your spare time?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: radinsky@spot.Colorado.EDU (Wayne Radinsky)
Subject: Re: SPAM
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 02:06:11 GMT

werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu  writes:
>> In article <1992Dec10.172025.6623@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) yellows:
>> .s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMIPAMSPAM	    SPAMDONTSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMLIKESPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMMIKESPAM	    SPAMPALINPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMDIEDSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM 	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>>.> 
>>.> 		THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SPAM..
>>.> 			ANY QUESTIONS?
>>.>

> I...I...I never wanted my brain shaped like an "I."  I just wanted a brain
> shaped like, like, like GINA

I never wanted my brain shaped like an "I".  And I didn't want it shaped
like Gina either.  I didn't ask for any of this.  I just wanted to be a
lumberjack.

Wayne (the Anxious Puppy)
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Right! Who's that??? Jester
Date: 18 Dec 1992 01:41:19 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>>>>>>Hello I am Jester, Gina's Love slave
>>>>>>>Hello, I'm Eccles, sometime gyspy saxophonist to the House of Romanov.
>>>>>>Hello, I'm Meredith, reincarnated member of the House of Romanov.
>>>>>Hello I'm Jester again, and I love to fart in public places
>>>>Hello, I'm Meetch, and... umm... ALBATROSS!
>>>Hello, I'm Jester for the 3rd Time...and I am a certified looney
>>Hello, I'm Ratboy...or did I dream it?
>Hello, I'm Spam, and can I say that this is the first time I've posted to
>a.f.m-p?
Hello, I'm Sir Edward of Sydney, and no, you can't. Filth!

>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka of the Boston Ratboy's      
>>>>>>>>Jester aka of the looney jestericus weirdus familiae
>>>>>>>Eccles aka Haven't found out yet. (See The Booted Gorilla)
>>>>>Jester aka well you did not look in the book of species did you?
>>>>Meetch aka Yes, but it's the one without the gannet.
>>>Jester aka but I can't read.
>>Ratboy aka then use braille.
>Spam aka I used to major in female anatomy by braille once...GAWD, how I looked
>forward to finals back then! 
Ratboy aka gonna change his major.

>>....I really hate this server.
>You're telling ME! But, apparently, this wonderful function of
>"not posted -- more included text than new text" is designed to prevent
>these very cascades we're promulgating now! Ah, university ingenuity...
>can't beat it with a sand-filled sock.
>
>200 blank lines and an invisible tree sloth follow.
200 lines deleted...tree sloth still at large.





















Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: SON OF SPAM I AM
Reply-To: s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 20:13:08 GMT

You're type make me insane you pile of parrot droppings....