HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Nifty
X-To: ALL
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 01:28:00 GMT

    I was just ranged out for using "nifty" yesterday.  Bah.  I'll keep
using it anyways.


    Well, yesterday was the first time teaching skiing.  Well, I didn't
really teach taht much.  The first class was more spent sorting the kids out
into groups.  I got it pretty easy compared to some of my friends.  Most of
my friends have 7-9 year olds that have never skiied before.  They have to
stick with them all day.  I have 9 girls.
    Well, I mean, on the surface, 9 girls, it sounds nice.  But you have to
keep in mind that they're 10 or 11.  Oh well.  It felt nice to be requested
anyways.
    The afternoon was a bit quicker, and I had more time to spend with the
kids.  I'd rather not.  I had one shit in the class that I got under
control, then I got three other little shits.  What makes it worse is that
they're all friends.  If I could break them up, they could be manageable.
I felt so illequiped the whole time.

    Bah.  Only one of the ski instructors is any good anyways, and I'm
almost positive that she's taken.  Oh well.


    I'm an athiest, but I do bow to three idols on an hourly basis.

    Liz
    INTeL
    and Juan Valdez.

    Liz for beauty ( you may hear more about her and me as time goes on ),
INTeL for my computer, and Juan Valdez for COFFEE ( and that cool hat )!!

    I called up Liz today and we talked a bit.  For some reason, I had a
felling that there was a connection between Marsha ( the shoe girl ), and
Liz.  It turns out that Marsha hangs around with Liz because she's best
friends with Liz's boyfriend's sister.  So Liz said that she would find out
things for me tomorow.  She thought that shoe story was cute too.


    My friend is suposed to bring me the sheet music for "Somebody" by
Depeche Mode tomorow.  I hope she does.  I really want to learn to play it.
Great way to get attention at parties ( just in case I ever get away from
this computer and go to one ).


    Bah.  I feel like a loser.  I think I'll stop.

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE
From: bull@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
Date: 7 Jan 93 12:24:28 +1100
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
> From daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker)
>>Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>>
>>>     Then the week before the holidays.  I gotta get her number.. I gotta get
>>> her number....
>>
>>You should be getting the 1993 phone books around now...
>
>     I don't know her last name.
>
>     Ah well.. The chance will come.. I guess..

        Hey, relax. I shared a house with a girl for a while (we just shared
the house folks) and it wasn't until a month after she moved in that I knew
what her last name was.

        I'll tell you about the day she came to look at the house. The rest
of us who were living there were all out at work. Sue (the girl) and a friend
(the girlfriend of one of the other guys in the house) came over and looked
at the house. We have 2 refrigerators, 1 for food, 1 for beer. She looked in
the food fridge and all it had in it was a grapefruit. She looked in the
beer fridge and it had about 40 cans of beer in it. She moved in anyway.
She eventually moved out because she was a student nurse and could never get
any study done (too much noise and too many people coming and going), but
she's now a qualified nurse and is thinking of moving back in again (a
glutten for punishment I suppose :-).


           Bull@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au  OR  bull@monu1.cc.monash.oz
                    DOD# 251  '84 VF 750   Closet Ducatisto
             Disclaimer. If you love your llama, let it lambada.
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Bleh
X-To: AMY BROWN
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:22:00 GMT

From arbrown@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Amy Brown)
>In article <1993Jan9.110809.23559@zooid.guild.org> Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zoo
>d.guild.org> writes:
>>From biddy@ping.actrix.gen.nz (Bridget Ingham)
>>>>     I like math, actually.  I just get bored sometimes...
>>>
>>>You think maths is BORING???????!!!!! It's my favourite subject!
>>
>>    "Run away!  Run away!"
>        Ahhrgh!   What _is_ that?  my boyfriend keeps saying it and it sounds
>familiar!  _Who_ are you quoting???  I'm going to go mad!

    Heh heh heh...


    I think I've found the running joke for this group...

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: gpt@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (gabe.p.torok)
Subject: I have no life'
Organization: AT&T
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 02:19:35 GMT

	Spew:



I have no life.  But of course you guys all do because nobody's writing tonight, which means you all must be doing something.


Oh well.  Don't mind me.  I'm just typing, watching TV, and talking on the phone at the same time.


 waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.




	1		Aliza
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: ...
X-To: SGT. KLEPER
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 21:58:00 GMT

From sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
>In article <1993Jan8.234438.10873@zooid.guild.org>, Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zo
>id.guild.org> writes:
>>From sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
>>>Believe it or not, I know exactly how you feel. Just about the same thing
>>>here. I talked to that girl today, but only to help her with her math
>>>homework.
>>
>>    Well, it's a start.  I haven't done ANYTHING.
>
>Rub her feet.

    I'd rather rub something else.


    <ahem, hack, cough, sputter>

>>    Although my friend's sister is kinda cute.
>
>Go for it.

    Bleh.  I don't know what I want.

>>    Most people think I'm pretty wierd.  I just come up and talk to them.
>
>As long as you don't spew, there's nothing wrong with that.

    I do.  I talk about the most simple things in the most phylisofical way.

    Of course, I don't have to spell in person, so everything's much better.

>>>We all are. Or are we fuckups?
>>
>>    We can be anything we want to be, except me of course.
>
>Yeah you can. Didn't you see Geraldo on friday? You could be a 5'4"
>blonde woman if you had $270,000.

    That didn't come to mind, actually.

>I don't think you'll find somebody when you're 80, though, so ask this girl
>out!

    I may....

>>    Because I don't know her at all!!
>
>How do you expect to get to know her?

    NO idea.

>I tried to make a .sig, but it didn't work. Oh well.

    Are you using a Unix machine?  Just create a file called .signature

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE
From: andrewm@zooid.guild.org (Andrew McCallum)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
Date: 11 Jan 93 21:54:00 GMT
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
X-To: DAVE BROWN

From dagbrown@napier.uwaterloo.ca (Dave Brown)
>Phah.  Do you know anybody who knows her?  That'd be a good start...I've gone
>through lists of people to find out a girl's name before.

    Well, the ball started rolling today.

    My friend (Liz) asked her who she liked, and she said someone in grade
11.  I'm not.  Paah.


    I don't know why I have to go about this so child-like.  In the summer,
I would have just bounced up to them and asked.

>>too.  I'll explain my fear sometime when I have more time.
>
>Lack of self-confidence is easy enough to get over...it just takes a few
>years, and an extreme desire to be your very own person.  And a certain amount
>of obnoxiousness :-) .

    It's that, and other things.  Right now I'm having a hard time typeing
because my hands are cold.

>Not necessarily.  I've like girls before, done nothing, and had absolutely
>no chance whatsoever to get to "accidentally" meet them.  Screw up your
>courage and talk to her sometime--it's not _that_ tough.  You just have
>to fake self-confidence.  (It's not that difficult striking up a
>conversation with a stranger.  Trust me...)

    I know.  I was just hopeing.

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
X-To: JARED QUINN
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 21:59:00 GMT

From jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
> I can't stand casual relationships,   I
>never get envlolved unless I'm serious...

    Yeah.  Shit.  Same here.

    Although I'd like to, it's not good for the rep..

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Things
X-To: ALL
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 02:29:00 GMT

    So many things are stupid if you just think about them.

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
Subject: Re: Bleh
Reply-To: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 23:41:33 GMT

In article <C0G0A8.54E@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu>, arbrown@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Amy Brown) writes:
>In article <1993Jan5.115054.20929@zooid.guild.org> Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>>From arbrown@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Amy Brown)
>>>        Oh my god, I only wish!  I remember doing that.  That was back
>>>when I didn't get horrible marks like 70% for algebra!  Oh well, have
>>>fun and good luck.  Trust me, it's not that hard  :-).

Much of the stuff is hard to grasp and seems totally different, but once
you get it, it's not bad.

>>    70% is a horrible mark?  You're not a gifter person, are you?
>	In high school I got obscenely high marks in math, but that's
>all ended now!  I got 63% in calculus and 70% in alg, which I guess
>isn't too heinous, but still a bit of a shock.  Hopefully they'll 
>improve, but rumour has it you have to work to get good marks.  I 
>hate work.

What's an obscenely high mark? Does that mean the same thing as obscene?

>>    This is grade 11 math, and I'm in grade 12.  Yep.  You guessed it.
>	God.  If it was boring the first time 'round, you must be 
>going through hell now!  Good luck this time!

I'm in grade 11 math and I'm in grade 10, but in my school, everybody
pretty much does that. I kinda think that if instructed well enough,
anybody out of 7th grade could be taught to do math up to maybe 12th grade.
Maybe not...

>>    I like math, actually.  I just get bored sometimes...
>	Story of my life...

I used to get bored with math, too. After I took a few programming courses, and
saw how things in math can be used for practical purposes, I started doing
better. I went from a B+ to an A+ in a few weeks. When I was writing a program
that had a procedure to simulate a fight, I wanted a really complicated
equation so that nobody would be able to guess the next move even with the
randoms. Also, I started seeing things that I had just learned about
programming appear in the math book. Like functions, etc. Stick with it...

-Scott J. Kleper
"Sgt. Kleper"

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: roy@panix.com (Roy Radow)
Subject: Re: Age in relationships
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 23:13:43 GMT
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix, NYC

In <1993Jan7.132226.1380@lds.loral.com> kurnik@lds.loral.com 
(Timothy J. Kurnik) writes:

>My girlfriend and I have a similar situation.  I'm 26 and she's 16.
>
>We met nearly 20 months ago when she was 14 and I was 24.  Of course, it 
>was her and I against the world.  Her dad had the police visit me a couple 
>of times and her mom (their divorced) was threatening to put a restraining 
>order on me.  We still found ways to see each other, though.  I'd go to the 
>mall or beach (I live in Florida) and she'd arrange a ride with her parents 
>or a friend.  They had no idea she was going to meet me at these public 
>places.  I'm sure it crossed their minds, but they weren't about to keep her 
>secluded.
>
>Anyway, to make a long story short, she convinced her mom that I was a nice 
>guy and she should meet me before passing judgement.  They invited me to 
>dinner one night around Thanksgiving of 1991, and the rest is history.
>
>Her mom (and dad) both love me to death.  I see her every day.  I have a 
>key to her house.  We've gone camping with her dad and also with friends.  
>We go shopping together, see movies, go to the beach, etc., etc.
>
>If you really love each other, it'll happen.  I'm living proof.  You CAN 
>fight the world and win if you believe in what you're fighting for.
>
>Just a little info for you to digest...
>
>SEE YA!
>
>- T.J.

The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) supports the
rights of all people to engage in consensual relations. We oppose
laws which destroy loving relationships merely on the basis of the
age of the participants. 

T.J. all our best to you and yours.

In Liberation,

Roy

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
X-To: DANIEL DRUCKER
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 22:21:00 GMT

From daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker)
>Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>
>>     Then the week before the holidays.  I gotta get her number.. I gotta get
>> her number....
>
>You should be getting the 1993 phone books around now...

    I don't know her last name.

    Ah well.. The chance will come.. I guess..

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: ...
X-To: ALL
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 11:14:00 GMT

    I'll never do it..


   I saw the skinny, tall girl with the brown eyes and hair today.  I
looked her right in the eye, and I was pretty sure that she was looking back
as well.  I thought that I could say something, but I just kept on walking
and looked the other way.

    Jesus... I'm such an idiot.

    Bah.  The chance will never come.  It'll never present itself.  She's
always around her friends, and I don't like aproaching people at school.  On
top of that, my face looked like shit today.  Must have been all that
holiday food.


    Bleh.

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
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    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Bleh
X-To: AMY BROWN
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 02:45:00 GMT

From arbrown@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Amy Brown)
>        Oh my god, I only wish!  I remember doing that.  That was back
>when I didn't get horrible marks like 70% for algebra!  Oh well, have
>fun and good luck.  Trust me, it's not that hard  :-).

    70% is a horrible mark?  You're not a gifter person, are you?

    This is grade 11 math, and I'm in grade 12.  Yep.  You guessed it.


    My teacher was an asshole.


    I like math, actually.  I just get bored sometimes...

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
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Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
Reply-To: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 18:51:37 GMT

In article <1993Jan9.110628.23435@zooid.guild.org>, Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>From sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
>>Gee, here's a stab in the dark - WHY DON'T YOU GET IT????? Look in last year's
>>yearbook....ask a friend...ask one of her friends.....ask a teacher....
>
>    She's in grade 9.

What is it with the people in this group and younger chicks? Nothing wrong
with it, just seems kinda ironic.

>    I could get it.. SOOOOO easily, but I can't.  I don't know if I want
>too.  I'll explain my fear sometime when I have more time.

You don't have time? You posted six replies!

>>>    Ah well.. The chance will come.. I guess..
>>
>>Not if you don't do something :-)
>
>    Sure it will.  It has before.

You've gotten girls' shoes out of the boys room before?

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>    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    I suppose some are
>    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    I wouldn't say fun
>    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com
    Not always. Look at mine

-Scott J. Kleper
"Sgt. Kleper"

>            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE
>
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Bleh
X-To: BRIDGET INGHAM
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 02:41:00 GMT

From biddy@ping.actrix.gen.nz (Bridget Ingham)
>>     I like math, actually.  I just get bored sometimes...
>
>You think maths is BORING???????!!!!! It's my favourite subject!

    "Run away!  Run away!"

>Oh, well, great (and not-so-great) minds (sometimes) think alike.

    I don't think at all.  Sorry.

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
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            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: Age in relationships
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 18:36:38 GMT

roy@panix.com (Roy Radow) writes:

|The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) supports the
|rights of all people to engage in consensual relations. We oppose
|laws which destroy loving relationships merely on the basis of the
|age of the participants. 

Yeah,  I  can't  really  see  what  age  has  to  do  with any sort of
loving relationship....  gee I ceve I started this thread just my just
by  mentioning  my  mums  reaction  when  she found out my girlfriends
age...  Her dad only found out 2 days ago and his reaction was HUGE...
he didn't even realise she had a boyfriend till I called  her  at  her
Dads place...  she lives with her best friend  and  her  best  friends
parents really like me so thats good :>

-Jared-- 
Jared Quinn
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------O---O-
jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au       | A great philosopher once wrote:        i
3:622/401.0@fidonet.org          | Naughty,  Naughty,  Very Naughty!    \___/ 
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------------
Tought/Quote of the Day:
Her life was saved by rock and roll.
LOU REED
	

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: gpt@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (gabe.p.torok)
Subject: damn
Organization: AT&T
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 22:45:13 GMT

	To Andrew, Ben, and Shadoxx -

My system isn't working again right now - I'm at a different address.  So I can't get to my mail.  I'll write when I get it back.


			Aliza
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk,misc.kids,sun.childcare
From: jbv@IMD.Sterling.COM (James B Vacanti)
Subject: Re: Predict your next child`s sex
Summary: This one really works.
Organization: Sterling Software
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 23:38:29 GMT
X-Md4-Signature: 404a753372ec5857e0f585f8662b6292

I read an article a long time ago (no I don't remember where) that said one
way of increasing the chances of determining the sex of the child is to
monitor the percentage of male to female sperm. The article said that the
man's semen contains the highest concentration of male sperm after a period
of absence (don't know specifics, try 2 weeks if you can :) ), and that after
frequent ejaculations there is a higher percentage of female sperm. I forget
why that is, something about the rate of reproduction maybe. Anyway it might
explain why there seems to be more 1st born males than females (just a guess
I don't know if there really are). Because the Catholics, and men back from
world war II would be in the period of absence group!  

Take it for what it's worth. It worked for me. We have a boy and a girl, in 
the order we wanted (the girl was obviously a lot more fun).


-- 
Jim Vacanti   Grew up on IBM :-) mainframes, now I must learn UNIX(tm) :-(   
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From: lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: Feet  was Re: I shoulda just done it...
Date: 6 Jan 93 18:32:15 PST
Organization: BBS

Welp, I would aree that foot massages are a selfindugent and sensual thing, but
I think most girls/women would be insulted if you mentioned disinfectent (I
know I would be).  Girls feet don't smell at all like guys feet do.  If you
said that they would think you thought theirs did.
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
Subject: Re: TGIF
Reply-To: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 06:32:08 GMT

In article <C0LIAI.G8J@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu>, arbrown@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Amy Brown) writes:

>	That's okay.  We can  cope.  Besides, aren't discussions about
>foot massages and suicide interesting enough for you?  Write to Andrew or
>Scott, they sound like they could use some cheering up...

   Is it that obvious?

>TTYL...
>Amy
>
   -Scott

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk