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From: 00bwanderson@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: none
Date: 15 Dec 92 22:29:29 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1992Dec15.150641.13046@bsu-ucs>, 00rrchorzemp@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
> (A lot of "in Article"s deleted)
>>>>|> |> >>>>=> who are you?
>>>>|> |> >>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>>>|> |> >>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>>>|> |> >>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>>>|> |> >>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>>>>|> |> >What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>>>>|> |> Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
>>>>|> Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."
>>>>Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, 
>>>>I get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember? 
>>>>Back in the first season?"
>>>Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
>>>alone beat up Wesley....
>> O'Brian: "That does it, I am beaming you all into space and appointing myself
>> Captain Miles..."
> Vroooop!  Vrooop!
> Hello.  I'm the Doctor.  Jellybaby anyone??
I beg your pardon?  *I* am the doctor!  The ORIGINAL, you might say.  What are
the lot of you doing here, cluttering up my universe??  Off with you, I say,
shoo!  Worse than Daleks...
B.
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spock@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (unix)	00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp (VAX)
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!  BSU disclaims me, and I disclaim them.
From: domalley@unix1.tcd.ie (Slartibartfast            (alias Daniel O'Malley))
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: none
Date: 13 Dec 92 21:12:52 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

In <13940005@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> jefb@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Brackin) writes:

>who are you?

The new Number 2.

Oops, wrong newsgroup.... ;-)

Daniel.
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Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: petitc@nuge114.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: none
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 17:44:16 GMT

v067rcyf@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (AARDVARK) writes:


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>>>>>=> who are you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|>>>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|>>>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|>>>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|>>>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|>>What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|> Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|> Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember? 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Back in the first season?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
>>>>>>>>>>>>>alone beat up Wesley....
>>>>>>>>>>>> O'Brian: "That does it, I am beaming you all into space and appointing myself
>>>>>>>>>>>> Captain Miles..."
>>>>>>>>>>>Geordie:  Enough!  I'm transferring all Warp, Impulse, APR,
>>>>>>>>>>>and life support power into the holodeck for my new
>>>>>>>>>>>"Wild Wanda and her Wanton Whips" program.  The rest of
>>>>>>>>>>>you can suck cold vacuum.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Barkley: "Hey I helped program that, can I come in too????"
>>>>>>>>>Wesley:  Hey! I programmed Wanda's Whips---you know, just the way you like it?
>>>>>>>> Troi:  Geordie, your Star Fleet Battles training is showing.   I also sense
>>>>>>>> great perversions....
>>>>>>>	"Oh, boy..."
>>>>>>Troi:  I sense a great mind.  A mind from the past.  Someone who as lived
>>>>>>many lives, leaping from one to another....I also sense cigar smoke...
>>>>>>
>>>>>"I sense a small explosive that is tuned to detonate the next time Troi says '
>>>>>I sense...'"  (Cheers are heard from the audience)
>>>>Troi:  I sense great stupidity.   
>>>P> [We hear squealing sounds of a dying bomb---the bad joke killed it]
>>Piccard: Computer start self-destruct sequence.  This has gone too far!
>Data: I cannot allow you to jeopardize life, computer abort sequence.
Computer:  Awww! Do I HAVE to?  I don't WANT to!  *pout* *sulk*
-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative,alt.cascade,alt.fan.matt.welsh
From: latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
Subject: Re: none
Organization: Bradley University
Date: 15 Dec 92 01:46:07 GMT

Charles Jacob Cohen writes:
>(Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) writes:
>>mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael C Landauer) writes:
>>>osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>>>Jeff Brackin <jefb@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> writes:
>>>>=> who are you?
>>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."

Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
--
He got up from the couch and stared out the window at a far-off place
inside himself that she couldn't see.

Fuzzies for anyone who wants them - New shipments every Thursday.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 23:20:55 EST
From: <DJH116@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Publishing material (I hope)

     Does anyone know where I can write in order to get guidelines for writing
and publishing in the _Star Trek_ universe?  Thanks for any help you can give.
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: RIKER'S SERVICE NUMBER
From: csteffen@hotspur.gac.edu (Craig P Steffen)
Date: 14 Dec 92 12:12:35 -0600

In article <1992Dec12.175418.7527@liberty.uc.wlu.edu>  writes:
:Seriously, though, do you mean '11001001', the episode with Minuet and  
the
:Binars?

Which would corrospond to a decimal number 201...That seems like an  
awfully few digits for a service number... 

:
:Colin
:
:--
:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>
:  =====  Colin J. Wynne                     Washington & Lee University   
=====
:  =====  cwynne@liberty.uc.wlu.edu              Lexington, Virginia       
=====
:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 
<<<<<<<

Craig Steffen
Keeper of the One Quote
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: petitc@nuge111.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: none
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 16:43:52 GMT

plutnj@aix.rpi.edu (James Matthew Plutnicki) writes:

>In article <13940006@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> erik@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Erik Lode) writes:
>>	[ Attributions deleted to save space--you know you you are, anyway. ]
>>
>>> >>|> |> >>>>=> who are you?
>>> >>|> |> >>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>> >>|> |> >>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>> >>|> |> >>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>> >>|> |> >>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>>> >>|> |> >What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>>> >>|> |> Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
>>> >>|> Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."
>>> >>Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, 
>>> >>I get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember? 
>>> >>Back in the first season?"
>>> >Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
>>> >alone beat up Wesley....
>>> O'Brian: "That does it, I am beaming you all into space and appointing myself
>>> Captain Miles..."
>>
>>Geordie:  Enough!  I'm transferring all Warp, Impulse, APR,
>>and life support power into the holodeck for my new
>>"Wild Wanda and her Wanton Whips" program.  The rest of
>>you can suck cold vacuum.
>>
>Barkley: "Hey I helped program that, can I come in too????"
Wesley:  Hey! I programmed Wanda's Whips---you know, just the way you like it?

>-- 
> * James M. Plutnicki (plutnj@rpi.edu) * "There are no truths, only facts  *
> * Computer Systems Engineering Major  * blurred by opinion."   --Me       *
> * Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute    * "Confucius say,'Virginity like    * 
> * OS/2 advocate and user...:)         * balloon one prick all gone'."     *
-- 
Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
Cynicism is only realism projected into the future.
If your fondest wish is to fly, don't draw up plans for flippers.
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: kenyon@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Subject: DS9 - Short Story
Reply-To: kenyon@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 02:05:29 GMT

Scott, so far, I've quite enjoyed your work.  Can you or anyone else fill me 
in on when Deep Space Nine is happening, or any rumors going around.  
I saw a brief article in the last Newsweek about it.  I'll look forward to 
the next installment.
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: ecohn@indyvax.iupui.edu
Subject: I've Got An Idea!!
Organization: Purdue University, Indianapolis
Date: 18 Dec 92 13:43:06 -0500

Hi everyone!  Now that I have FINALLY figured out how to send a new item
(as opposed to replying to an existing item), I've got an idea.

Like many other people who read alt.startrek.creative, I extract the stories to
my PC and print them out for later reading and to pass on to friends who don't
have access to news.  I'm getting quite a stack piled up on my desk by now
(grin) and it's made me think.  You know, if someone were to sit down and 
edit some of these stories and put them together we'd have quite a zine here!
This is not to say ANYTHING against the authors (I wish I could write stories
like some of you people), but some of the stories do need editing, if only
to catch the grammar-type errors. ;-)

Anyway, is this a good idea?  I frequently find myself running through the
stories and correcting the obvious errors (spelling mistakes, adding or
deleting apostropies, that sort of thing - one of the most common errors
seems to be whether to use it's or its).  I guess I'm volunteering to do 
some of the editing (I'm going to regret this, I know I am - broad grin).
But I think it would be fun!  And some of the stories would really benefit from
a bit of editing.

Let me know what you all think about this!

Ellen - the Crime Doctor

Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: wanagin@kingkong.escape.de (Ulf Bahrenfuss)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re:  RIKER'S SERVICE NUMBER
Distribution: world
Date: 12 Dec 92 21:11:25 GMT
Organization: private

>> ---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> jfriday@toz.buffalo.ny.us (Joe Friday)
>> -- Change this!
>the serial number is in the fist season episode 1100101
>

But that were the names of the binary beings.

--
Ulf Bahrenfuss                    wanagin@kingkong.escape.de
Xref: sparky alt.startrek.creative:2858 rec.arts.startrek.misc:12896
From: jfy@cis.ksu.edu (Joseph F. Young)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative,rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: Star Trek story archive (weekly FAQ -- automated posting)
Followup-To: alt.startrek.creative
Date: 20 Dec 1992 11:59:23 GMT
Organization: Kansas State University, Dept. of Computing and Information Sciences
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: depot.cis.ksu.edu
Summary: Description of archive of ST stories and how to access it
Keywords: Stories, FTP, Mail Server, ST, TNG

Last updated: 18 Dec 92

------------------------------FTP--------------------------------------
I've seen many inquiries about an anonymous ftp archive for the
stories that appear in alt.startrek.creative.  As others have
mentioned, I maintain an archive on ftp.cis.ksu.edu (129.130.10.80) in
the directory /pub/alt.startrek.creative.  All files are compressed using
the ZIP format, used by INFO-ZIP's "zip" and "unzip" and PK-WARE's "pkzip"
and "pkunzip" programs, among others.
Programs, both in binary and source form, to handle this format are available
on other archive sites.
If you cannot find a program to handle ZIP files, use the
archive mail server described below.

If you find a story that I've missed, especially any of the ones that
appeared early in the life of this group or in the rec.arts.startrek.*
groups, mail it to me (jfy@cis.ksu.edu) or upload it to /pub/upload on
the archive site.

If you have any contributions to the archive, suggestions, etc. you
may also email them to me.

-----------------------------Mail--------------------------------------
For all those unfortunates who don't have Internet ftp access, I've
setup a mailserver to provide access to the archives on
ftp.cis.ksu.edu.

This mailserver can be contacted via mail one of the following
addresses:

...!rutgers!depot!mailserver  (UUCP)
mailserver@cis.ksu.edu        (Internet)

The server accepts commands given in the body of the mail messages;
help is available with the command "help".  

A listing of the files in
the story archive may be obtained by "dir -l /pub/alt.startrek.creative".

Since the story archive consists of ZIP files, they must
be uuencoded before they are sent on their way.  To specify this mode,
use the command "encode uuencode"  To retrieve the files, use the
"send" command (ex:  send /pub/alt.startrek.creative/story/tng/TheMoralsOfWar.zip

If you have a system which cannot handle ZIP files, you may use
the "unzip" filter ("encode unzip") 
which will send you the uncompressed (but not uuencoded) version of the file.

Here is an example mail message:

% Mail mailserver@cis.ksu.edu
Subject: request 
help
encode uue     
send /pub/alt.startrek.creative/story/tng/TheMoralsOfWar.zip
^D
%

Please note that this is completely experimental and is not bug free.
Questions and problems about this mailserver may be directed to
"mailserver-reply@cis.ksu.edu".



-- 
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KSU Department of Computing and Information Sciences
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Internet: jfy@cis.ksu.edu  UUCP: rutgers!depot!jfy
From: CRONK@tamvm1.tamu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Is Barney the Dinosaur Q?
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 10:29:19 CST
Organization: Texas A&M University
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamvm1.tamu.edu

For those of you who don't have small children, Barney the Dinosaur
is the star of an enormously popular and sickeningly sweet children's
show on PBS.
 
Are those of you who are familiar with Barney struck, as I am, by his
Q-like powers?  He can make things and people appear and disappear at
will and he can manipulate time and space just like a member
of the Q-continuum.  Perhaps he is simply a member of the continuum
who has chosen to take a somewhat bizarre form in order to interact with
20th century children.
 
There seems to be an opportunity here for a cross-over story, involving,
of course, Alexander and the rest of the kids on board the Enterprise.
My guess is that, with a little help from the TNG writers, it could be
even more saccharine and nauseating than the "Barney and Friends" show
itself!
 
-Lee Cronk, father of Lauren Cronk, who will be two in April and who
absolutely loves Barney and his giggling sidekick, Baby Bop.
 
Texas A&M University
cronk@tamvm1.tamu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: brownea@cc.uvcc.edu
Subject: Re: none
Organization: Utah Valley Community College
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:34:46 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.150641.13046@bsu-ucs>, 00rrchorzemp@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
> (A lot of "in Article"s deleted)
>>>>|> |> >>>>=> who are you?
>>>>|> |> >>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>>>|> |> >>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>>>|> |> >>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>>>|> |> >>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>>>>|> |> >What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>>>>|> |> Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
>>>>|> Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."
>>>>Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, 
>>>>I get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember? 
>>>>Back in the first season?"
>>>Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
>>>alone beat up Wesley....
	This is Beverly Crusher.  Stop picking on my son and Lwaxana.  I think
she's _damn_ sexy!  (and no, it doesn't run in the family!!!)

Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: petitc@nuge114.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: More Wars
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 19:37:57 GMT

<U52885@uicvm.uic.edu> writes:

>In responding to "alt.lwaxana.die.die.die" I argued that Lwaxana was the
>most interesting character on the show, which got me to thinking about how
>boring the rest of "The Next Generation" has turned out.  Granted that
>space wars scenes are probably very (too) expensive to produce week after
>week, but the most interesting show from last season was the alternate-time-
>line episode because we got to see that great "dogfight" between the
>Enterprise and the Klingons.

  But don't you see.  People WANT 'boring' (read SAFE) people around.

-- 
Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
Cynicism is only realism projected into the future.
If your fondest wish is to fly, don't draw up plans for flippers.
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative,alt.cascade,alt.fan.matt.welsh
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: none
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
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	<1992Dec14.234701.22227@zip.eecs.umich.edu> <latarra.724383967@camelot>
Comments: Are you bored? -Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 03:23:09 GMT
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Lisa "Simpson" Ehren writes:
> Charles Jacob Cohen writes:
>>(Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) writes:
>>>mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael C Landauer) writes:
>>>>osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>>>>Jeff Brackin <jefb@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> writes:
>>>>>=> who are you?
>>>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>>What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
A: I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, can't prove anything.


--
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From: ewm@mdavcr.mda.ca (Eric W. Mitchell)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: none
Date: 16 Dec 92 18:50:07 GMT


Please, please, please discontinue this thread.  It does not belong
here.

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From: 00rrchorzemp@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: none
Date: 15 Dec 92 20:06:41 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

(A lot of "in Article"s deleted)
>>>|> |> >>>>=> who are you?
>>>|> |> >>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>>|> |> >>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>>|> |> >>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>>|> |> >>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>>>|> |> >What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>>>|> |> Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
>>>|> Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."
>>>Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, 
>>>I get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember? 
>>>Back in the first season?"
>>Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
>>alone beat up Wesley....
> O'Brian: "That does it, I am beaming you all into space and appointing myself
> Captain Miles..."
Vroooop!  Vrooop!
Hello.  I'm the Doctor.  Jellybaby anyone??



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