HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jenkins@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov (Steve Jenkins)
Subject: Re: Presidential quote (Bush/atheism)
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory (NASA)
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 21:42:39 GMT

>In article <1992Dec25.220757.1414@nwnexus.WA.COM> pcrayne@halcyon.com (Peter C. Crayne) writes:
>
>How about verifing another one? Before the election in which he won, I
>saw a photocopy of a newspaper in which Bush was quoted as saying that
>a Nuclear conflict (Read: world war III) could not only be survived, but
>won. Anybody have the particulars on that one?

Some high-level Reagan appointee (Richard Perle?) was quoted to the
effect that "all you need to do is go down into the cellar and throw a
couple of feet of dirt on top; with enough shovels, everyone's gonna
be okay."

Robert Scheer of the Los Angeles Times (I think) subsequently wrote a
book called "With Enough Shovels" that explored the Armageddon mindset
of the Reagan administration.  It was so scary I couldn't finish it.
You'll find all the details there.

-- 
Steve Jenkins      			jenkins@devvax.jpl.nasa.gov
Caltech/Jet Propulsion Laboratory	(818) 306-6438
From: eugene@cs.umb.edu (Eugene O'Neil)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Condom Machiene Graffeti
Date: 4 Jan 93 20:13:41 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Boston


...seen on a condom machine:

"For refund, insert baby."
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: ecaxron@ariel.lerc.nasa.gov (Ron Graham)
Subject: Re: G. K. Chesterton
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date:  5 Jan 1993 13:38 EST  

In article <1993Jan5.170129.22648@ccd.harris.com>, 
     slinn@controls.ccd.harris.com (Scott Linn) writes...

>Quotations from G. K. Chesterton's _Orthodoxy_ (Image Books:
>Garden City, NY, 1959)

But we don't *need* to know where the book can be found any more.
You just quoted the entire thing!!!  Well, except maybe for illustrations.

:-)

Any chance of honing down to the two or three best sentences next time?
For the sake of the readers.

RG

"That's it then!  Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans; no more
 merciful beheadings; and call off Christmas!"
 -  Sheriff of Nottingham, "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves"
From: J.W.Harley@newcastle.ac.uk (Jon Harley)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Woody Allen
Date: 5 Jan 93 17:07:52 GMT
Organization: University of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK, NE1 7RU

Also:

"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided
you get between the right man and the right woman"

...and...

"I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would
double your chances for a date on Saturday night..."


/jon
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From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] SED")
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Ockham's razor
Date: 5 Jan 93 17:55:39 GMT
	<Dec.25.14.02.07.1992.9904@math.rutgers.edu>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: bwalsh@math.rutgers.edu's message of 25 Dec 92 19:02:07 GMT

In article <Dec.25.14.02.07.1992.9904@math.rutgers.edu> bwalsh@math.rutgers.edu (Bertram Walsh) writes:
>   Ockham's razor seems to have been stated as
>
>	   Pluralitas non ponenda est sine necessitate

I'd like to see a reference for this.  I did some research a year or two
ago and couldn't find any evidence that Ockham had ever stated his
principle in a such a concise form; others who came after did.

Ockham fans might prefer:

	Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem.
--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: mallman@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Mark Allman)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: <None>
Date: 8 Jan 93 05:04:18 GMT
Organization: /home/ace/a/mallman/.org

In article <1992Dec31.183801.22344@noao.edu>, morin@noao.edu (Meg Morin) writes:
> In article <1992Dec31.141524.23571@burrhus.harvard.edu> glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier) writes:
> >Vidi, Vici, Veni
> >(I saw, I conquered, I came)
> 
> Veni, Vidi, Visa
> I came, I saw, I went shopping

i came, i saw, i fucked up

-- 

                 Mark Allman - Ohio University Computer Science
              mallman@ace.cs.ohiou.edu * mallman@duce.cs.ohiou.edu
        All programmers are playwrights, and all computers lousy actors.
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: nuke@reed.edu (Verrueckt aber weise)
Subject: Re: <None>
Organization: Reed College, Portland, OR
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 00:19:09 GMT

mallman@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Mark Allman) writes:

>i came, i saw, i fucked up

From the cover of _The_Ides_of_MAD, under a stone bust of AEN:
"He came, he saw, he conked out."

nuke
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From: carle@cco.caltech.edu (Matthew Thomas Carle)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: obscure quote
Date: 4 Jan 1993 22:29:06 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: globie.caltech.edu
Summary: looking for source of a quotation

I've been looking for the author of this quote for a while, and I can't seem
to be able to find it.

"Custer died for your sins."

I've checked every place I could think of, and I'd like a (free) way to 
find the source.  Thanks.

-- 

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Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: mgm@world.std.com (michael g moncur)
Subject: Re: Three quotes
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 06:29:18 GMT

szjacczk@hamlet.ucdavis.edu writes:

>To be is to do.
>-Immanuel Kant
  I thought it was Nietsche.
>To do is to be.
>-Sigmund Freud
  I thought it was Jean-Paul Sartre.
>Dooby, dooby, do.
>-Frank Sinatra

and the obligatory one more addition...
 
Yabba, Dabba, Do.
 
- Fred Flintstone

-- 
~`~`michael moncur - mgm@world.std.com / sysop@onlybbs.via.mind.org ~`~`

Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: freemae@anaconda.cis.ohio-state.edu (Edson A. Freeman=)
Subject: Re: Einstein
Organization: The Ohio State University Dept. of Computer and Info. Science
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 19:25:30 GMT

In article <C0EADJ.LL@acsu.buffalo.edu> v091n6fu@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Ariana) writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.173609.5884@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, wgatherg@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (William Gathergood) writes...
>> 
>>"Creativity is more important than knowledge."
>
>Yes, but he is also credited with:
>	"Knowledge is power."

A friend and I came up with this logic for skipping classes:

-Going to class is a cause of knowledge acquisition
-Knowledge is power
-Power corrupts
Therefore, by association, going to class is a cause of corruption.

We decided the world was far too corrupt already, and that by sleeping in,
we were doing a service to the human race.


Edson Freeman
freemae@cis.ohio-state.edu

Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: jenk@microsoft.com (Jen Kilmer)
Subject: Net quotes
Date: 08 Jan 93 09:45:33 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation


"Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that
 for some people it is a complete substitute for life."
				- Andrew Brown


"Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how
 to read."	- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA


"Usenet isn't a right. It's a right, a left, and a swift
 uppercut to the jaw."
		- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA


"Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
   Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
   Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
   Bad  day: barely squeezed in three hours of usenet."
		(I heard this last one from an ex-coworker)

-jen
From: haavardf@gluon.uio.no (Haavard Fosseng)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Famous Last Words???
Date: 4 Jan 93 09:55:31 GMT
Organization: University of Oslo, Norway

In article <1992Dec31.163532.21610@osf.org> dbrooks@osf.org (David Brooks) writes:

   And an atheist philosopher, but I forget which (Descartes? Voltaire? Hegel?)

	   "Dieu me pardonnera.  C'est son mitier"
	   (God will forgive me.  It's his profession)


I've seen this attributed top Heinrich Heine, on his deathbed.


H}vard Fosseng
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Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: [Re: Bathroom Graphiti]
Date: 5 Jan 1993 09:36:42 +1030
Organization: PAX - Public Access Unix (Adelaide,South Australia) - Anonymous Service
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In article <1993Jan4.022619.25870@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> William Gathergoodwrote:
>
>Back in the early 1970's there was some rather quality graffitti in the 
>"Philosophy stacks" of the library at O.S.U.  My favorite was a very old quote 
>which said "God is dead - signed Neitzche"  This was circled with a line 
>running to a later quote beneath it.  "Neitzche is dead - signed God."
>
[...]

And of course the followup:

"Dead men don't talk" --John Wayne

+Bill Bohrer
(inews doesn't know this group here)







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From: christen@astro.ocis.temple.edu (Carl Christensen)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: sing sing sing sing
Date: 8 Jan 93 05:55:27 GMT
Organization: Temple University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Torsten Sillke (sillke@math25.mathematik.uni-bielefeld.de) wrote:
: Which song contains the phrase:

:   sing sing sing sing everybody starts to sing?

: Torsten Sillke

Well it's very close to Louis Prima's classic 'Sing, Sing, Sing' as remade
by Jon Hendricks on his 1990 CD 'Freddie Freeloader':

    Sing, sing, sing, sing
    Everybody's got to swing

The lyrics are by Hendricks, though, and not as old as the standard tune.

----
Carl Christensen
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: rickertj@athena.cas.vanderbilt.edu (John Rickert)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Cool Einstein-quotes...
Keywords: Einstein, Quotes
Organization: Vanderbilt University Mathematics Department
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 06:02:23 GMT


   "Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are
fueled by perpetually rejuvenated illusions."


   "All our lauded technological progress -- our very civilization -- 
is like the axe in the hand of the pathological criminal."


   "Force always attracts men of low morality, and I believe it to be
an invariable rule that tyrants of genius are succeeded by scoundrels."


   "It is only to the individual that a soul is given."

  
   "In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must
above all be a sheep oneself."


   These are all taken from "Einstein: A Portrait," which I would highly
recommend.  "Albert Einstein, The Human Side" also has a fine collection
of comments, letters, and such.


John Rickert
rickertj@athena.cas.vanderbilt.edu
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: rao@moose.cccs.umn.edu (Rao Akella)
Subject: Re: Famous Last Words???
Reply-To: rao@moose.cccs.umn.edu
Organization: Colon Cancer Control Study, University of Minnesota, Minneapolis
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:29:03 GMT


In article <1993Jan5.160158.27546@news.vanderbilt.edu>, rickertj@athena.cas.vanderbilt.edu (John Rickert) writes:
> >> 
> >> 	"Dieu me pardonnera.  C'est son mtier"
> >> 	(God will forgive me.  It's his profession)
> >
> 	The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations attributes the French saying
> to Heinrich Heine.

Looks like we're both right.  Heine did say these words on his deathbed, but
Empress Catherine the Great is attributed to have said the nearly similar:
	"I shall be an autocrat: that's my trade.  And
	 the good Lord will forgive me: that's his."

In fact the Oxford cross-references the Empress' quotation to Heine's, (though
I don't think there should be any question as to who said it first, since the
Empress died a year before Heine was born).

-- Rao Akella    <rao@moose.cccs.umn.edu, rao%moose@umnacvx.bitnet>

Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: mknapp@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michael Knapp)
Subject: "Music Man" Quote
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 20:29:08 GMT

     I was watching "The Music Man" yesterday, and there was a really great
quote that I unfortunately can't remember the exact text of.  It was 
something like "If you pile up enough tomorrows, all you'll have is a bunch
of empty yesterdays."  Can anybody give me the exact quote?

Thanks,
Mike

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                              |       "The fight is what's important.  Doing
 Michael P. Knapp             |  what is good and right is why we're here.   
                              |  The end is variable and relative.  A person 
 mknapp@casbah.acns.nwu.edu   |  can only do what his heart tells him and  
 mknapp@isp.nwu.edu           |  break away from the terrible things      
                              |  around him.  We do what we can ... and live
                              |  with the consequences.
                              |                         -Marc Zanoni
                              |
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Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: newcomb@pops.navo.navy.mil (Don Newcomb)
Subject: Need help with Melville quote.
Keywords: navy military
Reply-To: newcomb@pops.navo.navy.mil (Don Newcomb)
Organization: Naval Oceanographic Office
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 15:03:55 GMT
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-168]: pops.navo.navy.mil

I once heard a quote attributed to Herman Melville that went something
like:
 
 "The Navy is an asylum of the damned; a haven for the perverse."

Are there any Melville scholars among us who can provide the correct
wording and a reference for this statement? Thanks.
--
Donald R. Newcomb                * Views expressed are strictly those of the *
Naval Oceanographic Office       * author. Mention of commercial products or *
Stennis Space Center, MS 39522   * organizations constitutes no endorsement. *
newcomb@navo.navy.mil            * Phone (601) 688-5998
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Just a few of my favorites....:)
From: miuvdd@lure.latrobe.edu.au
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 03:36:47 GMT
Organization: VAX Cluster, Computer Centre, La Trobe University 

"I guess you say that about most things in life; it isn't so bad as
long as you can keep the fear from your mind"

Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)


"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of
imagination" 

Oscar Wilde (I believe)


"She was a blonde to make a bishop kick through a stain glass window"
Raymond Chandler



"He who laughs last donesn't get the joke" :)
M. Keast


Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: hypes@boi.hp.com (Gary Hypes)
Subject: Re: Fortune Cookie
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 19:38:19 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard / Boise, Idaho
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Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: kubipdal@uts.uni-c.dk (Peter Dalg}rd)
Subject: Re: Eintein: God does not play dice
Organization: UNI-C, Danish Computing Centre for Research and Education
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 21:00:39 GMT

In <7762@pharaoh.cyborg.bt.co.uk> ian@pharaoh.cyborg.bt.co.uk (Speed Freak) writes:

>aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) writes:

>>On this Einstein thing, can anyone correctly quote me the "God does not
>>play dice" line.  Especially in German!  Frederik Pohl adopts it in one
>>of the Heechee novels as "Raffiniert ist der Herr Heechee, aber boshaft
>>ist er nicht" or something like that.  I'd like the correct original.

>According to my book of quotations, it is only attributed to Einstein and
>does not come from any published work.  My book has "I shall never believe
>that God plays dice with the world."

I think, but I can't remember the source, that it comes from a discussion
with Niels Bohr, who replied something like "I wish you'd stop telling
God what to do!". If this is more than an anecdote, then there's a good
chance that the original language is not German.

	Peter Dalgaard
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: ian@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Xiphias Gladius)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Cool Einstein-quotes...
Keywords: Einstein, Quotes
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 03:37:51 GMT

How 'bout:
	I want to know God's thought's, the rest are details.
	God does not play dice with the Universe.
	A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does
		a man need to be happy?

	- Ian
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: ns14@crux2.crux2.cit.cornell.edu (Nathan Otto Siemers)
Subject: Fiery the angel.. Blade Runner
Organization: Department of Chemistry, Cornell Univ.
Distribution: alt
Date: 12 Jan 93 04:32:43


This one has bugging me for a long time.

Spoken by Rutger Hauer, as Roy in Blade Runner


	Fiery the angels fell
	Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders
	Burning with the fires of  (Hawk?  sounds like.)

Anyone know where this comes from?

--
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From: chuahl@ocf.berkeley.edu (Chua HakLien)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Mondays...
Date: 11 Jan 1993 13:57:26 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandstorm.berkeley.edu

One seventh of your life is too much to waste for Mondays.
						- Anon

Chua
+==+
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Lord of the Control-H")
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Damn lies and statistics
Date: 6 Jan 93 17:12:26 GMT
	<MJD.93Jan5124746@saul.cis.upenn.edu> <C0EM25.8H4@math.uwaterloo.ca>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: alopez-o@neumann.uwaterloo.ca's message of 5 Jan 93 23:18:05 GMT

In article <C0EM25.8H4@math.uwaterloo.ca> alopez-o@neumann.uwaterloo.ca (Alex Lopez-Ortiz) writes:
>   'You sure? This quote is widely attributed to Mark Twain. Where did you 
>   found the Disraeli source?

    It is attributed *by* Twain *to* Disraeli.  (I did not know this
when I corrected the original author, or I would have kept my mouth
shut.)

    Of course, Twain may very well have made it up.  It does sound more
like something he would have said than Disraeli.

Take your pick.

--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: dascoser@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (david serchay)
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Brother Jim at FAU -- day two
Date: 12 Jan 93 21:30:08 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

Well he was back again today, though he was an hour late since he had to 
sign some forms in the admin building. Unfortunatly, due to my class 
scheduale I had to miss most of his time here. He still drew a good 
crowd, many of which were here yesterday, and a friend of mine was 
passing out literature for the Church of the Subgenious, the only church 
that admits it puts profit in front of prophet.
One interesting thing was that another student brought a Bible that 
contained passages that Jim's didn't. Of course our preacher friend 
started ranting about how his version (The King James version) was the 
only correct one, not paying attention to the fact that it was made about 
1600 years after Jesus. He also ignored how the Bible has gone through so 
many translations, he could't know if his was right.
Sigh. Save us from the self-rightious and close-minded.

Dave
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
From: uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Subject: Re: Brother Jed on Usenet!
Reply-To: uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Organization: Montana State University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 23:10:42 GMT

In article <1ia6c9INNot4@maico.ksu.ksu.edu>, tilden@maico.ksu.ksu.edu (Tilden-Master of Illogic) writes:
>
>In article <1hvde4INN2cc@life.ai.mit.edu>, dweinste@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (David Weinstein) writes:
>>Brother Jed is in the process of getting an account, and should be
>>on the net and posting to alt.brother-jed in the near future.
>>
>>--Dave ("Should we warn alt.flame") Weinstein
>>
>>-- 
>>Dave Weinstein
>>Internet: dweinste@gnu.ai.mit.edu
>>"Wives have no sympathy for Rugby injuries." -- Dan Smith
>
>Great, the ROAD TO DESTRUCTION in the privacy of our own internet.

     I know...I am just TINGLING with excitement!
All I know is that if the Clayton Cramer discussion (can be seen on alt.sex and 
alt.soc.motss) is any indication, if Jed tries something that asinine, he'll
get his fuzzy butt flamed to oblivion.  the Newsnet isn't exactly a bunch of
ignorant, innocent keeds.  Things are really gonna get wierd...

                              La Mort.
From: tjw@vms.cis.pitt.edu (TJ Wood)
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Re: test
Date: 5 Jan 93 22:32:17 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

In article <Jan05.213423.35767@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>, jy501235@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Jaeeung Yi) writes:
> Test. Please ignore it.

Is THIS Jed's new account!?!?!?!

Terry "The Anti-Jed" Wood
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From: dascoser@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (david serchay)
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Brother Jim at FAU
Date: 11 Jan 93 19:07:02 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

Brother Jim is at Florida Atlantic University, and up to his old tricks.
He's been giving us the "lake of fiiiiiiire" bit (sounds like he should 
be the anouncer on Arsinio) and talking about Frats, gays,Women, and 
Femnazis. So far the most exciting thing to happen was a girl started 
beating him up after he stopped here from burning his "the Brother Jim 
story" pamphlets.

More to come.

Dascoser
From: doctor8@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Clay Evans)
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Brother JIm at FAU
Date: 12 Jan 93 15:19:02 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida


    I swear, man, some of these yutzes make you want to ask: "Come on, 
now, aren't you guys refugees from the Spanish Inquisition Monty Python 
sketch?" They can't be serious! I guess in their bible it says "And God 
commandeddeth `Yea, you shall goeth out amongeth the worldeth and scareth 
the bejeesuseth out of people to get `em roundeth to oureth sideth. Yea, 
thou shalt weareth hairdoeths that looketh liketh untoeth cast-ironeth.
Verily, they shall beeth of a stengtheth that could repeleth ICBMseth at 
closeth rangeth!" Come on, fundies, get a clue! God did not mean to scare 
the willies out of people!

The Doctor
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
From: jy501235@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Jaeeung Yi)
Subject: test
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 1993 21:34:23 GMT
Organization: Colorado State U. Engineering College

Test. Please ignore it.
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed