HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: WORST EPISODE
Date: 21 Jan 93 04:47:59 GMT
Reply-To: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Organization: University of Arizona

In rec.arts.startrek.current, BrianT@cup (Brian Stuart Thorn) signs:
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Brian S. Thorn                                    "If ignorance is bliss,
>BrianT@cup.portal.com                               this must be heaven."
>                                                -Diane Chambers, "Cheers"
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Diane Chambers*?!  "Cheers"?!

We're doomed.

Dave "immanent death of the net predicted" Schaumann
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Drinking on Aspirin
Date: 26 Jan 93 15:37:19 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: sce4350@ritvax.isc.rit.edu's message of 21 Jan 93 14:30:56 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.143056.2831@ultb.isc.rit.edu> sce4350@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Ernst_Guy) writes:
|
|
| Scott
|
|
| .........................................................................
| :   Scott C. Ernst			        'Visualize Whirrled Peas':
| :   RIT Center for Scientific & Symbolic Computation                     :
| :________________________________________________________________________:
| :  	sce4350@ritvax.isc.rit.edu	scecos@vaxa.isc.rit.edu          :
| :........................................................................:

Whitespace, Tabdamage, and a border made of peas.
Multiple email addresses too.

Blurgh! (tm)
--
Simon Oke, 3rd year Computer Science
undergraduate at the University of Essex, UK.
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: GNR Videos
Date: 25 Jan 93 12:00:40 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr, article <alexa-210193075004@147.202.16.3> 
alexa@county.lmt.mn.org (Alex Alexander) writes:

>___________________________________________________________________________
>|  Alex Alexander           |    The views expressed here are my own.      
>|
>|  LaserMaster R&D         
>|-----------------------------------------------|    
>|  Minneapolis, MN 55344    |    "Your only validation is in living your   
>|
>|  alexa@county.lmt.mn.org  |      own life; vicarious existence is a      
>|
>|  (612) 943-9314           |       fucking waste of time." -- Axl Rose    
>|
>
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Nice one, Alex!  And it looks as though he actually did it this way
ON PURPOSE!

What you might call a VicariousExistence .sig. . .

--jm
meach@double.spacing.r.us  |  "Keep going past those open windows!"  JI
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: adam@owlnet.rice.edu (Adam Justin Thornton)
Subject: Re: Second Prophecy of Mandos
Keywords: There aren't any
Organization: Milo's Meadow
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 04:42:22 GMT

In article <C1C504.ML4@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> rjackson@cantor.math.uwaterloo.ca (Darkman) writes:
[stuff about Tolkein, in 500-column mode, no less]

>Darkman
>May the vermin from the depths of Hades arise and vomit on your eyeballs!

Succinct.  Clear.  Two thumbs up.

Adam
-- 
"And in the heartbreak years that lie ahead, |++| adam@rice.edu |++| Cthulhu
 Be true to yourself and the Grateful Dead." --Joan Baez  | 64,928 | fthagn!
"Very often, a common stone, thrown away and despised, is worth more than
 a cow." -- Paracelsus | If these were Rice's opinions I'd shoot myself.
From: srl@terminus.ericsson.se (Steve Langstaff)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Turbo C FOPEN error
Date: 27 Jan 93 16:58:54 GMT

In article 21953@news.cs.brandeis.edu, gilmour@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jeffrey R. Gilmour) writes:

[stuff about DOS (it is comp.lang.c after all!) deleted]

| ___________________________________ 
| |__/~~~~~\__/~~~~\__/~~~~\__/~~~~\_|/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
| |____/~\____/~\_____/~\_____/~\____|\                                          /
| |____/~\____/~~~\___/~~~\___/~~~\__|/   T h i s   S p a c e   f o r   R e n t  \
| |____/~\____/~\_____/~\_____/~\____|\                                          /
| |__/~~~\____/~~~~\__/~\_____/~\____|/       GILMOUR@BINAH.CC.BRANDEIS.EDU      \
| |__________________________________|\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

EEG, ECG or other?

- also note the border line up 'feature' (top left).

---

| Steve Langstaff |
 ________________________________________________________________________________
|__/~~~~~\__/~~~~\__/~~~~\__/~~~~\_______________________________________________|
|____/~\____/~\_____/~\_____/~\__________________________________________________|
|____/~\____/~~~\___/~~~\___/~~~\____'This one's a gonner - zip up the bodybag'__|
|____/~\____/~\_____/~\_____/~\__________________________________________________|
|__/~~~\____/~~~~\__/~\_____/~\__________________________________________________|
|________________________________________________________________________________|
From: hakari@lars.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (The Conformist Contrabass Clarinetist)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Godzilla
Date: 26 Jan 93 16:37:57 GMT
Organization: St. Olaf College; Northfield, MN

>
>                               
>                                   ooooooo
>                                 oo       oo
>                                oo      oooooooooooo
>                                pp      ppppppppppppppp
>                                pp         ppppppppppppp                       
>                                 pp        pppppppppppppppp  
>                                  p       p
>                                  uuuuuuuu                                
>                                  u       uu
>                                 uu      uuuuu
>                                 uu      uuuuu
>                                 uu      uuuuuuu
>                                 uu      uuuuuuu           
>                                 uu u  u uuuuuuuu            
>                                 uu  u u uuuuuuu
>                                 uu   u  uuuuu
>                                  u      uuu
>                                   sssssss
>                                 sssssssssssss
>                                 ssssssssssssssss   
> |--------------------------------------------------------------------------|  
> |             Sanjay Raja               |          opus@wpi.wpi.edu        |
> | Electrical & Computer Engineering Dpt |  Worcester Polytechnic Institute |
> |--------------------------------------------------------------------------|




Damn, that's one ugly assumed-to-be-Opus...


--Andrea, Bb contrabass clarinetist extraordinaire???
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: $$$ Short News in UST $$$ (Boys must read it!)
From: cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 10:22:27 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University
Keywords: Pretty Female Doctor


In soc.culture.hongkong article <1992Oct3.125722.29458@uxmail.ust.hk> bi_kin@uxmail.ust.hk (HoiFung JACK @>-`) writes:

---8<-----------------------------------------------------------------
In this semester, there comes a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry pretty young girl doctor
in UST.  Someone even said that she can participate to be Miss Hong Kong?!
Woww....woww...!!!!~~~~~~~~
The consequence is that all the guys here (including some Dept. Heads)
are sick recently (suddenly all the guys become very weak and thin in UST, 
how dramatic!), but what they did is not to see "disease" but to
see "doctor".
I just understand why the people said see "doctor" but not see "disease"
at this moment, there is a good reason behind! hahahaha.....
Another thing, i guess many students will apply for HKUST next year.
Oh..sorry, it should be said "Many MALE students will apply for HKUST next
year." hmm...then how about the female students?  Jealous?! :)))))
I guess our economics lecturers should rack their brains to plot the new
demand and supply curves. (both for the medicine and the academic degrees)
I hope the gov't won't take this extra medicine an excuse for over-budgeting
of HKUST construction.  Otherwise, we have to choose between "Kong Shan"
and "Mei Yan". :(

  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 
  * *       |/                                                    * *
  * *      /| []T[]_|_   " Deepest and Highest....... "           * * 
  * *       |  _|_==|                                             * *
  * *       | /   \ |                                             * *
  * *      /|\\___//|\                        HoiFung JACK -'<@   * *
  * *                                                             * *
  * *                               Email:  bi_kin@uxmail.ust.hk  * *
  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
  * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

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Wow!  Is that his chinese name or a drum kit?

Mitch.
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Be vewwy, vewwy quiet!
Date: 25 Jan 93 16:57:00 GMT
Organization: UB

In talk.bizarre.rabbit [I'm NOT making this up!] 
article <1993Jan24.194356.87054@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu 
(SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:

Oh dear!  I seem to have deleted his Wecipe for Wabbit Stew!

>-- 
>
>---
>This is my signature file.  D'ya like it?  Huh?  Huh?  Do ya?  Do ya?  Huh?
>                                                    -sme3@Lehigh.EDU

No.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: ESPN StarBlazin This Saturday - 1/23/93
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 05:33:05 GMT

In rec.skydiving, beutel@chdasic.sps.mot.com (Jim Beutel) writes:

> [5 line article deleted]

> ---
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Jim Beutel	

> Motorola SPS ASIC            beutel@chdasic.sps.mot.com
> 1300 N. Alma School Rd       Computer Operations 
> M/S CH290  AZ50              office:  (602) 821-4967
> Chandler, Arizona 85224	     telefax: (602) 821-4963
> -------------------------------------------------------

> The Surgeon General has determined that Skydiving is Extremely addicting. 

The Warlord General has determined that this is what happens to your
signature following a double malfunction from 10K ft.:

> -------------------------------------------------------
> JimoBeutelPSZASICol5Rd4      beutel@chdasic.sps.mot.com963
> -------------------------------------------------------

-- 
Kevin
klm@high.speed.dirt.org
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Subject: Re: Cyberzone.
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 21:18:53 GMT

In article <1jvan1INNk17@violet.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, xuegxae@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Andrew Payne) writes:
>

>========================================================================
>   _/_/_/   _/     _/ _/_/_/_/   _/      _/   xuegxae@csv.warwick.ac.uk
> _/      _/ _/_/   _/ _/      _/ _/      _/
> _/      _/ _/ _/  _/ _/      _/ _/      _/  Consumption of hamburgers
> _/_/_/_/_/ _/  _/ _/ _/      _/   _/_/_/    is increasing, while the
> _/      _/ _/   _/_/ _/      _/     _/      penguin population of the
> _/      _/ _/     _/ _/_/_/_/       _/      Antartic is decreasing.

	Adam? Has rec.sport.hockey mentioned anything about a hockey stick
shortage? As for the penguin quote, that's so gross I'm not even gonna think
about it. :(

Jess
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: TV axioms
From: cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au ( )
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 01:09:25 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In alt.tasteless.jokes article <matt_wilkinson-190193100609@mac93.tpc.nwu.edu> matt_wilkinson@plato.nwu.edu (Matthew W. Wilkinson) writes:
>In article <C0x13C.1E0@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, emgg1058@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt
>) wrote:
>> 
>
>I don't know the number, but here's one observation:
>
>When villian(s) are involved with a shoot out with police, he easily blows
>away uniformed cops, who often don't get off a single shot. My roommate is
>a cop and he really hates TV shows where cops get picked off.
>
>Also, uniformed officers ALWAYS destroy many squad cars during a chase
>scene!
>
>
>          __            ____ _____
> |\/| /\ |  \  |\/|  /\   |    |
> |  |/__\|__/  |  | /__\  |    |  Matthew W. Wilkinson 
>         _   _                    Northwestern University
>      [  x   x  ]                 Transporation Center
>           ..                     Information Systems Specialist           
>          
>        /_____/                   Matt_Wilkinson@PLATO.NWU.EDU
>          \|/                     voice 708.491.2229
>
>      "What are you goofy?!?"
>         - Jimmy Shorts

Sigh.

Mitch.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Help!
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Distribution: inet
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 00:40:25 GMT

I found this one in alt.tv.la-law (which is a newsgroup that has no
excuse to exist in the first place). For your consideration

>From: sas010@acad.drake.edu
>Message-ID: <1993Jan10.120145.1@acad.drake.edu>
>Lines: 15

>Hi!  I just got back from Holiday break...and my dear old parents managed to
>goof up my taping of the Jan 7 episode that everyone is disecting.  Could
>someone please e-mail (or just post) a summary of what happend?  Please?  It
>would be MOST appreciated.  Thanks a million!

					>-=Sean

>+-----=====-----=====-----=====-----=====-----=====-----=====-----=====-----+
>|     Sean A. Santiago     			  sas010@acad.drake.edu     |
>|     Advocatus Diaboli                           sas010@dunix.drake.edu    |
>|        @>--}-----                               jake@pnet.orb.mn.edu      |
>|     Drake University         			                            |
>|     Des Moines, Ia                                    -3M TA3-            |
>+-----=====-----=====-----=====-----=====-----=====-----=====-----=====-----+


Y'all can guess by now just what's wrong with this one. Idiotic Latin
moniker, ascii rose, and mirror image message down in the lower right.
The aesthetic use of tabs is quite intriguing, and Senor Santiago can
obviously afford to use three e-mail addresses (but who the hell is
Jake?). I particularly hate the border, which, for all it's alternating
-'s and ='s, still comes off as insipid.

Eat you? Sure thing, Sean. I think you would taste great braised in
a white(space) sauce, with asparagus tips and a hearty Bordeaux.

Let's face it, some .sigs are gaudy, some are simple. This is an
essentially simple .sig trying to be gaudy, which in my eyes is the
worst sin of all. Kinda like the difference between Elvis and
Elvis impersonators.
-- 
David A. Tepper '94
datepper@phoenix.princeton.edu
From: dpl@aber.ac.uk (Dave Langstaff)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: UNIDEN BEARCAT Scanner
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:55:13 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

In article <16220@hq.hq.af.mil> jpope@pafosu1.hq.af.mil (John C Pope) writes:
>
[ loadsa stuff deleted...]
>
>I greatly appreciate any responses.  Please E-mail as bandwidth is not
>recyclable.
>
>
>
>    __/__/__/ __/            __/__/__/ __/__/__/
>   __/       __/__/         __/   __/    __/   
>  __/       __/__/__/      __/__/__/    __/   
> __/       __/      __/   __/          __/   
>__/__/__/ __/         __/__/          __/   __/
>
>    __/__/__/  __/__/__/  __/__/__/  __/__/__/                              
>   __/   __/  __/   __/  __/   __/  __/        
>  __/__/__/  __/   __/  __/__/__/  __/__/     
> __/        __/   __/  __/        __/        
>__/        __/__/__/  __/        __/__/__/
>
>John C. Pope,
>Air Force Captain trapped in the Pentagon.
>(703) 695-9415
>pope@execpo6.hq.af.mil 

Nice to see John appreciates the cost of bandwidth and doesn't go
wasting it on crap like BUAFs and whitespace. With chaps like
John in the Pentagon, I'm sure the free world can sleep easy in
their beds at night, so long as he's kept away from things that
go bang, sharp objects and big red buttons that is...





-- 
Dave Langstaff | Janet:dpl@uk.ac.aber
Any views expressed are those of the author alone. | Phone:(0970)622838 
After-life, After-shave, don't hold with any of it, bleugh! - Sir Henry 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: Here's $10 and 2 weeks, do me some good tec
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 03:45:20 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.180613.10219@exu.ericsson.se> exujbl@exu.ericsson.se writes:
>
>Jerry
>
>==================================_=====================================
>|| Jerry Blackerby          ||   | ~~   ||  Practice random kindness  ||
>|| 214-907-7810 (w)         ||  \,  _}  ||  and senseless acts of     ||
>|| exujbl@exu.ericsson.se   ||    \(    ||  beauty.                   ||
>========================================================================
>

Not a bad barphic of Big Bird . . .

The Rhealist - Rheal Nadeau - Dept 4X72 - Mailstop 232 CAR - 3-4266
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mafm@cs.uwa.oz.au (Matthew MCDONALD)
Subject: Re: i
Organization: Dept. Computer Science, University of Western Australia.
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 09:38:40 GMT

 Tim writes:

[The whole article, except the stuff he quoted.]
>Local power failure in Mt Helen area, things recovered about an hour ago!

>(Power back at about 10:20 am)

><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
>=>        B A L L A R A T                  Tim Wise                         <=
>=>      U N I V E R S I T Y      SYSOP for BFS1 (Novell v3.11)              <=
>=>         C O L L E G E             Division of Business                   <=
>=>      --------***--------                   and                           <=
>=>      -------*****-------         Information Management                  <=
>=>      ---***--***--***---       Ballarat University College               <=
>=>      --*****-----*****--                 Mt Helen                        <=
>=>      ---***--***--***---               Ballarat 3350                     <=
>=>      -------*****-------                 Victoria                        <=
>=>        ------***------                   Australia                       <=
>=>           ---------                   Ph: 053 339428                     <=
>=>             -----                     Fax: 053 339405                    <=
>=>                                 E-Mail: tjw@bfs1.buc.edu.au              <=
>==============================================================================
>=>          "We can't give you brains, but we can give you a degree"        <=
>==============================================================================
>=>                      (Apologies to the Wizard Of OZ)                     <=
><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>


--
           Matthew McDonald  mafm@cs.uwa.oz.au
I hope that Scheme won't become the Pascal of the 90's.  I hate Pascal.
						-- Scott Fahlman
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Subject: Re: Blue Wizards?
Organization: Rogaland University Centre
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 12:50:38 GMT

In article <17JAN199317275945@juliet.caltech.edu>, waynebro@juliet.caltech.edu (Broughton, Wayne Jeremy) writes:
> 
> Wayne. 
> **********************************************************************
> 
> Wayne J. Broughton                 Take the road less travelled by.  
> waynebro@juliet.caltech.edu    
> 
> Caltech has no idea what my opinions are;  
> they think I'm working right now...

D'ya think we oughta tell 'em?
-- 
Do not meddle in the affairs of the Inner Circle,
for they are subtle, and quick to warlord.
From: sstrazdu@vulcan.intel.com (Stephen Strazdus)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: nothing significant
Date: 27 Jan 93 01:40:26 GMT
Organization: Intel Corporation
NNTP-Posting-Host: vulcan.intel.com

In article <OKES.93Jan24005118@SunLab40.essex.ac.uk> okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke) writes:
|In article <C16GJp.IG7@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au> werner@physics.uq.oz.au (Michael Werner) writes:
|| -- 
|| Yours,
||
|| Mike
||
|| ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|| +                                                                          +
|| +    *		  *			Michael Werner		           +
|| +     *		 *	    		werner@dirac.physics.uq.oz.au      +
|| +      * 	*			Theoretical Quantum Optics,        + 
|| +       -------		                Department of Physics,             +
|| +      *       *                        University of Queensland.          +
|| +     *		*			St. Lucia. 4072. Australia         +
|| +    *           *                                                         +
|| +                                                                          +   
|| ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
|
|Whitespace. Asterisks. TabDamage. More whitespace. Superfluous email address.
|Snail mail address. Borders. More whitespace. Stupid signoff built in to sig.

That has to be the most cleverly disguised sword-in-a-sig [TM] ever.
Notice that with the tab damage the Feynman diagram transmogrifies into the
constellation Orion complete with sword.

|--
|Simon Oke, 3rd year Computer Science
|undergraduate at the University of Essex, UK.
|
|--
|Simon Oke, 3rd year Computer Science
|undergraduate at the University of Essex, UK.

--
Steve Strazdus    sstrazdu@sedona.intel.com
80960 Design      (602) 554-3867
--
Steve Strazdus    sstrazdu@sedona.intel.com
80960 Design      (602) 554-3867
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Need canoe camping suggestions
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 12:54:07 GMT

In rec.boats.paddle and rec.backcountry,
jsemrad@ems.cdc.com (Joe Semrad) signs:

>Joe
>All opinions mine, etc...
>--
>================================================================
>= C. Joseph Semrad                  =   Phone: 612-553-4758    =
>= EMPOWER Development               =   FAX:   612-553-4018    =
>= Empros Systems International      =   jsemrad@ems.cdc.com    =
>================================================================
>=    "My basic view on tackle and equipment costs is that      =
>=     fly fishers as a group spend too much and spin           =
>=     fishers spend too little" - Stream Smallmouth Fishing    =
>================================================================

My basic view on sigs is that the clueless as a group have too much,
and warlorders have too little - ``Fishing For Sigs''
-- 
"Maude: bored and dangerous to gnaw" - Frank Muir, "My Word"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Subject: Re: New Improved Generic Warlording Form
Organization: Rogaland University Centre
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 16:58:35 GMT

In article <1jn2ltINNoqg@life.ai.mit.edu>, daz@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (David A. Z.) writes:
> In article <1993Jan21.161302.7513@hsr.no> dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen) writes:
> ___ What The Fuck Is It With These
>     ___ PSU people
>     ___ Americans
>     ___ Females
>     ___ Finns
>     ___ Physicists
>     ___ GNU's
>     ___ Australians
>     ___ Buffalonians
>     ___ WPI's
>     ___ Norwegians
>     ___ Brandesians
>     ___ Non-Dimwits
>     ___ Other (Specify: _____________________________)
> 

Excuse me? I never wrote that! (Something of the sort, yes, but not that!)
-- 
Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Gracian
Except sex...                               - Tomblin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord