HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: City Driving Observation #27
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:44:16 GMT


In article <1992Nov10.164103.8480@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:

   "If the lights are timed for 35, they're also timed for 70."

I've heard this before.  I really wonder, though, if lights are
actually timed.  I mean by wires or signals between the different
sets.  I have suspected and observed using my keen sense of paranoia
that any coincidence between changing signals is merely the result of
a malicious force that rules the universe.  Not governed by the hand
of Man.  Or simply Murphy's law which is really the same thing.


jv <- "you can't touch the Master but you can tickle His creatures"
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: highway riding
Date: 7 Nov 1992 06:00:14 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <9211060853.41@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>
>CJ bought a Seca II, which doesn't make enough noise.  You really need a
>Harley to cut through the six speaker sound system in an air conditioned
>car.

May I presume to solve?  Or is the answer already too obvious?

Speakers.  Speakers speakers.

Woofers midranges tweeters.

and a subwoofer mounted underseat for max sonic massage.

All going THRUBBA-WOOBA-WOOBA at peak rms capacity -
Jehovah pulled up 'longside and bucking to pass.

And Joshua on his chariot.  Leviathan.  And a mighty beast of
steel it is.  Fourscore its hooves; and wormwood its heart.
And it spouteth brimstone out of its rear; and turneth, and
asketh, whatna fuckswith yer muffler, hovy?

Who the hell needs Harleys when we have the Book of Revelation?

c
whose name was not, apparently, found written in the book of life
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Sean_Church@pages.com(Sean Church)
Subject: Re: And Still the Moon
Organization: Banzai Research Institute
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 19:02:31 GMT

In article <1d68mvINN8n8@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu>  
jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
> In article <1992Nov3.132758.6869@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk  
> (Andrew Cannon) writes:
> > Part 12.
> > 
> >                             Jogging
> >                             -------
> > 
> > 
> > A squad of US Marines jogs past, their legs and arms moving in perfect
> > synchronisation as the sunlight glints from their lobotomy scars.  I
> > briefly wonder why they're wearing matching pink mini skirts and
> > orange lycra tights with their army issue boots but decide that
> > they're probably practising camouflage techniques.  
> 
> I have no joke...having seen Marines do this many times, I just like, I  
> mean *really* *like*, this image.

Ohhhh,
You people really crack me up!!!!
And to wonder; are your castration scars still fresh and pink ?

;-)

Sean
sean@pages.com
"Once a Marine, always a sadist."
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From: bkeiper@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan S Keiper)
Subject: Re: Muzak
Keywords: Muzak, scirosis, and Batsuana
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 23:29:56 GMT


     Ok, _Smells Like Teen Spirit_ would undoubtedly suck done to Muzak.  No
argument here.  Personally, I feel it couldn't happen to a nicer group of
guys.  However, Wait until you've heard _Light My Fire_ by the Doors or
even _Stairway To Heavin'_, Err... _Stairway To Heavan_ by Zeppelin.  It is
not pretty, No siree it is not.


     Bryan Keiper
     bkiper@magnusug.acs.ohio-state.edu

     PS:  I would have included the original article, but dammit, this didn't
          occur to me til later, sorry.


               Still no catchy sig file (just too damn lazy...) but here's
               a quote to tide you over...

               "When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout"
                         R. Heinlein   _The Cat Who Walked Through Walls_
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: Linguistic Theory (was Re: Semiotics Theory ... )
Keywords: mainstream GB, i'm afraid
Organization: crystallized time
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 06:13:59 GMT

ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar) writes:
>The signifier notwithstanding, implication corefers
>relationally inasmuch as duality reinterprets the
>significand.  This correspondence repeats in formality:
>reasserting sign/reference in its incorporation-
>qua-corporation.
>
>		Meaning as reference, or the falsification of falsity: a
>		revelation of manifestation of significance.  Choice/essence
>		as the core of word/being.  Grammar implies form as content.
>		Truth reinterpreted.  They shout.

At some level, meaning decomposes into smaller particles and clusters.
Her deep structure.  Projection of a tree, moving x-zero, x-max, leaves traces.
His surface structure.  Interpretation of the empty categories, governed,
and together, bound.  His edges are phonetic form, her scope is logical form.

              Together they move all alpha.  They violate no island 
              constraints; no, they are generated freely.  Morphemes,
              phonemes accrue in their positions, in their ways. The clause is
              performed, obscuring their underlying competence.

--Zvi
From: polson@msscc.med.utah.edu
Subject: PFinerty is alive (so far)
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 11 Nov 92 13:24:35 MST

Hi this is a friend of PJF.  The SS showed up at lab.  They found found
Finerty here and called him at SantaFe.  He is nat arrested yet.
He will meet with them on thursday.  PJF send send his best and
regards to St.Tarry.
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 12 Nov 1992 14:09:41 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <17440@borg.cs.unc.edu> state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State) writes:
>Scott Dorsey writes:
>>
>> [...] make sure you have both metric and standard tools....
>
>No need to be redundant.

The president says that we aren't going to be completely shifted over to the
metric system until 1976, so in the meantime we all need two sets of 
everything.
--scott
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From: gt4278b@prism.gatech.EDU (Jensulu)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered,rec.pets,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: POEM
Summary: Just my $0.02...
Keywords: Data's Poetry
Date: 13 Nov 92 14:31:09 GMT
Followup-To: rec.arts.startrek.current
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology


I liked it.  But then, I go to Tech, so what do I know about poetry?

Jensulu (don't ask, you don't want to know)    

-- 
Jensulu, Ship's Lost Lamb 
U.S.S. Confusion, United Federation of Slightly-Computer-Literates 
"I was attempting the hell to communicate." -Spock   
HELP!  I'm trapped in this computer class and I can't get out!     
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From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.books
Subject: Re: Clinton won; maybe (was Gloat)
Date: 9 Nov 1992 02:05:41 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <BxF1G7.7L@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>
>No, they have a point.  57% DID vote against Clinton.  64% DID vote against
>Bush.  And a stunning 81% voted against Perot.  The CLEAR and LOGICAL answer
>is that the American people want NO ONE to be President.

That explains a sign I saw today.  On a simple rectangle
of brown cardboard, hand-lettered and stapled to a simple
picket planted in the dirt across the street from the
Circle-K, where lots of political placards have been for
too long a while, was the single word, "NOT".

Perhaps it was merely a modifier for a since-removed,
legitimate sign, but here it was alone, and made the
most sense.

				--Blair
				  "The effectiveness
				   of quiet strength.

Ob. Literary Greed:
Has anyone bought and read _The_Te_of_Piglet_ yet?  I need
a fair number of inobservant, muddled, prejudiced,
inarticulate opinions before I can make up my mind to blow
a lunchtime's wages on a used copy of it.  And should I
get _The_Tao_of_Pooh_, first, or is they both just more new-age
crap like _The_Dancing_Wu_Li_Masters_ and _Godel_Escher_Bach_?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What are the best grad schools for AI?
From: censtad@dumaine.gac.edu (Christopher B Enstad)
Date: 11 Nov 92 19:30:32 -0600
Distribution: all


In article <gerald.721503495@gerald>  writes:
> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>         ^^^^^^
> >carasso,
> 
> You know, your average baby can't pass the Turing test.
> 
> Gerald


T he Turing Test is defeatable and outdated
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: one line bio
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 04:31:03 GMT

---
It's time for cj's bi-annual haircut.
---
cj
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What do you think???
Distribution: world
Date: 11 Nov 92 17:55:33 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <BxJysH.yD@brunel.ac.uk> bm90ash@brunel.ac.uk (Adrian S Harvey) writes:

>What do people believe?
>
>Does science have the answer to why we are here ?
>
>Or did God create us ?
>
>
>Response ........

Sorry. Not enough stimulus.

--
me: "Is this the Nazi channel?"
larne: "No. Fundamentalists don't use computer graphics."

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: My decorations.
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 08:22:59 GMT

In article <6894@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson) writes:
>
>|>RP's Military Memorabilia
>|>3 Cielo Vista Terrace
>|>Monterey, CA   93940-6006
>
>>Does this double as RP's Youth TravelLodge?
>
>No, but there has been a ficticious business statement filed for dba
>Kibo's Best Western[TM]

Has not!  That's real.

If you want to rent my closet^H^H^H^H^H^Hhoneymoon suite, just speak up.
Free HBO, if I'm not using the TV.
							-- K.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: rec.humor."funny"
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 15:21:53 GMT

In article <s9le364@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:

>Enough taste to go out with Lance once; not enough taste to
>sleep with him.  Her loss, my gain.
>
>I mean,
>I suppose I could build a time machine & go back & warn Lance
>not to wear that particular Hawaiian shirt for his date with
>Maddi, but otherwise my cheerleading is bootless.
>

I dont know about this, cj. Would you really want the same dick that had
been inside r.h."f" to be inside you? Ick. Who knows what .net diseases
you could contract......



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Best subject line from a mac.group this hour
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Keywords: PowerBook, Matlab, Coprocessor
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 05:24:27 GMT

In article <aslakson.721461884@pico> aslakson@pico.cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate) writes:
>Best subject line from a mac.group this hour:
>
>	Subject: Faking a coprocessor?

And the really amzing thing is that its Article-ID includes the magic string:

                  ^^^^
Next thing you know, '666' will start appearing in randomly generated IDs!
It's a sign!  Rapture ho!
							-- K.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Reverse Screw Roll?
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 19:24:41 GMT

In rec.boats.paddle, billf@hpcvra.cv.hp.com (Bill Faus) writes:
>I need some help in doing a reverse screw roll and
>no one locally seems to know how.  I followed
>the directions in Derek Hutchinson's book for
>the extended reverse (Steyr) roll and this
>works ok.  But how in heck do you do the
>short reverse?  Every time I try the reverse
>sweep with my left blade, the right blade 
>bangs into the hull.  Seems like you'd
>have to hold the right blade about a foot 
>out of the water in order to clear the 
>hull as illustrated in the book.
>
>Any experts out there with some tips?
>
>-bill

There was a great article about it in the last issue of 'Hustler'.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: My Favorite Molecule (or, Short Shameful Addiction)
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 16:39:33 GMT

In <1992Nov6.001837.21809@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>>                     O         CH
>>                     ||       /  3
>>	   H C       C       N:
>>            3  \   /   \   /   \
>>                 N1      C       C - H
>>                 |       ||    //
>>                 C       C -- N
>>               //  \   /
>>              O      N
>>                     |
>>                     CH
>>                       3
>ok, what the hell, it's caffeine or 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine, a purine
>derivative much like inosine.

And number 1635 on the charts.

>the LD    for mice is 127mg/kg. enjoy. buy a merck index. also a diuretic.
>      50	 

I keep mine with the cookbooks.

The Merck Index, not the diuretics.

>also, the guys in the trench coats have yet to arrive. i bet they show
>tomorrow.

No doubt, after you've demonstrated your in-depth knowledge of a POWERFUL
PSYCHOACTIVE DRUG.

Oh, sorry, there are 4 US patents relating to caffeine, and none on LSD,
so caffeine must be profitable^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hperfectly safe.

Of course, if you rip the methyl group off of N1 (label added for reader's
convenience) you get another exciting chemical.  Number 9209 on your
Merck Index Dial.
From: Sean_Church@pages.com (Sean Church)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Date: 7 Nov 92 01:19:04 GMT
Organization: Banzai Research Institute

In article <1992Nov6.070845.433@netcom.com> whedon@netcom.com (Bill Whedon)  
writes:
> In article <1992Nov5.224905.15707@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>  
gdearing@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Gregory D Dearing) writes:
> >In article <1992Oct29.231251.9101@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au>  
cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
> >>In article <Bwvrz6.JH1@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat  
Wizard) writes:
> >>>
> >>>In article <1992Oct28.204917.9357@mcs.anl.gov> peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov  
(nosreteP ekiM) writes:
> >>>>
> >>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
> >>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN  
ALT.CASCADE,
> >>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
> >>>>> 
> >>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
> >>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
> >>>I don't understand - what the fuck?
> >>HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
> >Stop it guys - these cascades suck!
> Ignore it, dude - just pass the buck! 
The cascade's on - you're out of luck.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Subject: contents of boutell's bathroom
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Sat, 14 Nov 1992 05:36:38 GMT

_classic short fiction_ ed. charles h bonner
_the cuckoo's egg_ cliff stoll

one blonde woman
one toilet
no medicine chest
(mirror, instead...nearly pulled off wall)
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: one line bio
Date: 7 Nov 1992 06:24:37 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <s21k3s0@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>It's time for cj's bi-annual haircut.

I know a fellow who does this.

The other week, he looked like the Lubavitcher Rebbe - if the
Lubavitcher Rebbe favored white button-down sportshirts inlaid
with little orange triangles doing things that are probably
illegal in Alabama, blue jeans, and a skin yarmulke, or, in
other words, if the Lubavitcher Rebbe had just graduated from
CMU with a degree in Opening Up the Backs of Computers and
Tinkering Around with the Little Black Things.

Today he resembles Marvelous Marvin Hagler.

The local actuaries are becoming worried.

c
why i nailed one just the other day - comin out of a church he was.
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From: news@wolves.uucp (The Wolfe of the Den)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex.carasso,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.john-palmer,alt.config
Subject: Re: I Have Been Forbidden to Speak the Truth From THIS Account
Date: 10 Nov 92 04:56:17 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Distribution: na
Organization: Wolves Den UNIX
X-Md4-Signature: f476bc96eb07fc771e0c73c1e6518f6a

jon@Turing.ORG (Jon Gefaell (KD4CQY)) writes:
>rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>jon@Turing.ORG (Jon Gefaell (KD4CQY)) writes:
>>|Mr. DiNardo has been offered an account on The Turing Project. While
>>|I certainly understand ATT's excercising their corporate perogative to
>>|limit and otherwise control access to their machines, Turing's stated
>>|objective is to give a point of access for individuals to express them-
>>|selves without restriction.
>>
>>Well, they say the proof of the pudding is in the eating so let's see you
>>offer Roger Carasso (carasso@inference.com) an account.
>
>Let me clarify my statement(s) of the other evening.
>I should have said 'Without such restrictions as have been placed on Mr. 
>DiNardo by AT&T'  
>
>Oh, so who is this Roger Carrusso? The Banished CPU dude? Whoever he
>is, if he's interested in an account, perhaps he could be given one.

Nope, RDC is much more of a problem than the b-cpu idiots.

Perhaps RDC will call Johnnie Palmer at tygra and find a home that is
just as irresponsible as he is. >:-)
-- 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Hurricane Andrew)
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Organization: The University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 19:50:25 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.050640.25569@netcom.com>
cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
 
>: >It has recently come to the attention of some of us that while there are well-
>: >defined terms for both newcomes to talk.bizarre("newbies")and long-time
>: >residents(patrons?)of talk.bizarre("oldbies"), ...
>:
>: I suggest `rim jockeys', `volcano food', or `suck weasels'.
>:
>  I kind of like the idea of being a "rim jockey", or maybe "rim dweller."
>Has connotations of both cave and volcano -- the newt newly emerged from
>the cave, teetering in the rim of the cave, the crater beckoning below,
>the newt blinded by the unaccustomed sunlight.  Like the sexual connotations
>too.
>  Sign me up for "rim dweller" -- or "rim jockey" -- or is there a waiting
>list?
 
STOP!!!! You're making this whole thing sound like a friggin' fraternity!
I don't my newsreader to show posts from 'tau beta.'
 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: What are the best grad schools for AI?
Keywords: chuckle
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 19:20:50 GMT

In article <gerald.721503495@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>        ^^^^^^
>>carasso,
>
>You know, your average baby can't pass the Turing test.
>
>Gerald

That's what they're working on over there.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short, shamefull, confession
Date: 11 Nov 1992 21:04:38 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu


I am somehow pleased that the head of the Ladies Auxiliary of the Legion 
saw fit to personally invite me to the dinner in honor of veterans tonight 
at the Legion.

--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re: How to piss off some people
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 02:46:35 GMT
Keywords: rot13

Sayeth bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com:
$
$#zetcluv <tkpgv.y>
$#zetcluv <zfjkivrd.y>
$#zetcluv <jkijkivrd.y>
$zek drze(zek rixt,tyri*rixm[]){zjkijkivrd rixj(rixm[1]);
$zek ifk=0;rixj>>ifk; zek ty; nyzcv((ty=tze.xvk())!=VFW){zw(zjlggvi(ty)
$||zjcfnvi(ty)){zw(zjlggvi(ty)&&(ty+=ifk)>'Q')ty-='Q'-'R'+1;vcjv
$zw(zjcfnvi(ty)&&(ty+=ifk)>'q')ty-='q'-'r'+1;}tflk.glk(ty);}ivklie 0;}

   If you run the above through rot13, each "int" turns into "mrx".

silver "sneaky, very sneaky"
-- 
|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: My Favorite Molecule (or, Short Shameful Addiction)
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 16:41:31 GMT

In article <TOMF.92Nov6103421@ai.gte.com> tomf@gte.com writes:
>
>K-Mart engine starting fluid with an adenosine triphosphate chaser.
>One of my favorites too.  Let's party sometime.

Whoa. How'd you guess? Now, do you know the recipe to make a batch of this
little compound in your household kitchen? Don't let me down.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Consumer complaint
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 10 NOV 92 14:21:32    

I ordered a flag pole from Liberty Flag & Specialty Company.  It 
arrived yesterday - a 3 piece aluminum pole with a plastic eagle for 
the top - but no holes or clips or anything with which to attach the 
flag.  I called the company to complain and the woman who answered the 
phone said that model didn't come with anything else.

I said that they should call it just a pole then and not a flag pole.  
"The catalog should say '6 foot aluminum pole' then and not 'flag pole' 
because there's no way to attach a flag to it."

She said she'd see what she could do.

JGH
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