HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: oleg@netcom.com (Oleg Kiselev)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Not Again
Date: 24 Jan 93 11:24:51 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1993Jan24.084235.5218@oracle.us.oracle.com> akao@.com (Adam Kao) writes:
>God, isn't it wierd that there are people out there who bait flamers?
>God, isn't it wierd that we don't do this sort of thing in misc.taxes?

Definitely not Diane Holt.  Diane would never post something with a spelling
error, even a a forgery.

>THIS IS NOT MY JOB.

THEN DON'T DO IT.

-- 
Oleg Kiselev at home			...use the header to find the path
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: desiree@netcom.com (dmc)
Subject: Lousy employees (was  Re: Cloning as a way of life (was Re: Fake )
Summary: Oh me oh my
Organization: Jenny Craig Diet Center
Distribution: ba
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 06:50:33 GMT

In article <185147@pyramid.pyramid.com> mwoo@pyrnova.pyramid.com.pyramid.com
 (Margaret Woo) shows her complete and utter disrespect with:

>>you to stuff the ballot box to vote me in *as* Tina -- I didn't say
>>that I *am* Tina.  (Tiny, yea.  Teeny, perhaps.).  Geez -- some people
>>can't take a simple order and get it straight...

>A tootsie roll doesn't interest me.  I'm a rebel.

	Jeez.  You want special treatment?   Okay, fine.  I'm in a
fine mood tonight so I'll be generous.  You can have Becker.

>>>Whoops.  I gave it away.  I couldn't help myself.  Damn.  Now I don't get th

>>	Naw, the only thing you gave away was the fact that you're on
>>the payroll...  You will have to take a cut for this, you do realize...
>
>Up yours, Desiree, nee Tina.  I want a raise.

	Up *yours* Margaret, You're fired...

Desiree
From: mwoo@pyrnova.mis.pyramid.com (Margaret Woo)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Cloning as a way of life (was Re: Fake persons)
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:21:30 GMT
Reply-To: mwoo@pyrnova.pyramid.com.pyramid.com (Margaret Woo)
Distribution: ba
Organization: Pyramid Technology Corporation

In article <1993Jan26.192231.26942@netcom.com> desiree@netcom.com (dmc) writes:
>not exist and my name is fake.  And it's Champagne -- I paid damn good
>money for the name -- so please get it correct.  (Oh, since we have a
>vote going on -- let's play, "guess Desiree's real name"...that should
>provide amusement -- and I'll *actually* give anybody that can come up
>with my *real* name a day with the LizardKid...) 

Hmm...Desiree's REAL name?  Now Des, you told me, so I guess I win the
prize...it's...

        TINA MARTIN.

Whoops.  I gave it away.  I couldn't help myself.  Damn.  Now I don't get the
prize.  No day with ReptileHead.  Oh *darn*.


>
>	Yea, I don't fool around with clones either.  As sexual partners,
>they're pretty dead.  

Speak for yourself, Tina.

Margaret
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Howdy, everyone. I'm new here.
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:56:34 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1993Jan23.183017.17946@eagercon.com> eager@eagercon.com writes:
 
|There are several that I know of:
|	Tied House, Mountain View and San Jose
|	Gordon Biersch, Palo Alto and San Jose
|	Winchester Brewery, San Jose

Add to the list "Los Gatos Brewing Company, Los Gatos".

I haven't been to it yet so can't make a recommandation either way.  See
ba.food for more info.  Microbreweries are reviewed there often.

>>
>>And if anyone feels like dropping a semi-lonely new resident a "hello"
>>message, I sure wouldn't mind... :)
>
>Welcome to the group.
>

Has anyone else noticed the irony of the welcome that is being offered
even though this was originally posted from "dank@netcom"? 

-- 
-john
From: kenn@apple.com (Kenn Walker)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Newbies Have a Learning Curve (was Re: Social Misfits)
Date: 22 Jan 93 01:51:06 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Apple Computer, Inc.

In article <16545@auspex-gw.auspex.com>, johnf@Auspex.COM 
     (John Fereira) writes:
> While I'm all for NetNews 
> User Certification Training let's be realistic here.  I think Kenn is
> on to something though.  Maybe of newbies had to read news at 300 baud
> they might actually gleen a little content out it before posting under
> the influence of stupidity.
> 
300 baud IS the influence of stupudity. Having done time at 110bd, I
wouldn't wish anything under 1200 on my enemies. All the slow speed 
of watching things go by does is piss people off so that they spew off 
at the first silly topic (like this one).

   kenn
----
Kenneth E. Walker
Open Systems - ESD - Apple Computer, Inc.
Internet: kenn@apple.com   AppleLink: KENN   ringy-dingy: 408.974.8815
From: charleen@net.bio.net (Charleen Bunjiovianna)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Danny tries to be sneaky (was Re: Tina Martin: You are my hero!!!)
Date: 22 Jan 93 22:37:54 GMT
Organization: BIOSCI International Newsgroups for Biology

In article <1jpko5INNhd3@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel "John" Holmes) writes:
>
>Charlene tied me for posting with nine. It would seem that Charlene has been
> pulled in. Usually flames. My total was 4-5 topic starters to flames.

Danny boy, you wouldn't know satire if it perched in your lap, wrapped
its arms around you, and planted a big wet smooch on your pimply
cheek.

Charleen
From: DeadHead@cup.portal.com (Bruce M Ong)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Advise needed
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 15:39:15 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: ba
  <74004@cup.portal.com> <Jan.20.17.39.22.1993.917@net.bio.net>

>In article <74004@cup.portal.com> DeadHead@cup.portal.com (Bruce M Ong) writes
:
>>
>>	This is totally sad. I went away and got stuck in snow in Fond du 
>>Lac, wis, the last few days, finally extracted myself out of the snow powder
>>and 8 degree weather, flew back, read the news, found out that finally 
>>somebody *NORMAL* showed up in this group, and then realized that she is 
>>flamed to death just because she doesnt want to date people who are over
>>weight. 
>
>What's really sad is that Bruce Ong, who I had visualized as a rather
>delightful multi-talented person, feels the need to defend the Tina-persona,
>who lacks the charm, wit, style and tact of the average 16 year old high
>school student.
>
	Hmmm. I have no idea who this Tina persona is since I have never met
her. I didnt think I was trying to defend this "persona" -- I am sure
she can do that very well on her own -- as much as to lend a voice to those 
who believe it is OK to have your own personal prejudices without oppressing
others.

	[besides, i was in a mood to poke at some beehives]

>Yes, I suppose it is "normal" to only want to associate with extremely
>handsome people.  Thank God I'm a deviant.
>
	Well. That's not what I meant by "normal"  -- but it would be quite
a long-winded discussion if I had to get into explaining why i chose to use 
the word, "*NORMAL*" in that message. Suffice to say that the word is used
relative to the attitude and negativity that I found to be prevalent in this 
group; it's not based on the fact that she chose only to associate with
movie-star looking people [ which I find to be her own perogative -- "in 
matters of taste there is no argument", some wise man once said.]

>Charleen

---
/bruce
From: arb@presto.ig.com (Dan Arbios)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: BOINKFEST
Date: 28 Jan 93 20:32:51 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: IntelliGenetics Inc., Mtn. View, Ca.


Hi there, I need help planning a *BOINK*...

I really want to invite you all to my boink and meet the some of the
wonders of the world....also, we'll need some motor oil and it appears
there are a few motor COIL fetishes oun there.

I wish to have it at a non-prep spot like Tied-House....how about TG's
Pool and Beer, located between the two adult bookstores on El Camino
Real in Santa Clara.
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: stcroix@Cadence.COM (Bill St.Croix)
Subject: Re: Advise needed
Keywords: advise,men,how to find
Organization: Cadence Design Systems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 16:31:14 GMT

In article <martin.727374130@kong> martin@kong.mcco.com (Tina Martin) writes:
>
>I do not see a lesson she is teaching me.  I do not wish to be overweight
>and I do not wish to be arounde people with problems.  There is not a
     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well then Tina, why don't you go dig a hole and throw yourself in it...since
everyone...I mean EVERYONE I know has problems.  Maybe an island in the
midst of nowhere would be best for you!

......Clues anyone.....Tina....

	Bill
From: dank@netcom.com (Dan King)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Newbie doesn't know better, suggests a "Tied House" run...
Date: 24 Jan 93 01:19:25 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)


Howdy, y'all. The responses to my "Howdy everyone..." post have been
encouraging, so I thought I'd see if I couldn't get a group together to go
try the "Tied House" in Mountain View. Nothing formal or official, but I've
got nothing better to do than try and get a bunch of people I don't know
to converge at a place I've never been to try drinks I've never tasted.

Anyway, How about something on, say, Tuesday night? That's Tuesday the 26th,
according to my handy cal program. Sometime in the evening, probably, maybe
around 7:00ish?

Is anyone interested? Just swing by and introduce yourselves, kick back and
get to know someone new. It's a nice, safe place, so no one should feel
threatened or anything, right? 

If this sounds like a plea from a poor soul desperate to do something with
his time besides work and entertain two housecats, that's because it is. :)

Anyone interested? Drop me a line (or not, I'll probably go anyway) and
we'll see if we can't work something our.

dank
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: desiree@netcom.com (dmc)
Subject: Childhood Dreams (was Re: Lousy employees (was  Re: Cloning )
Summary: I'm cold.
Organization: Moms Inc.
Distribution: ba
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 06:44:51 GMT

In article <185163@pyramid.pyramid.com> mwoo@pyrnova.pyramid.com.pyramid.com
 (Margaret Woo) babbles in response to my aside that being with the
LizardKid is truly a joy to end all joys:

>Any child called LizardKid (ReptileBoy, whatever you want to call him) does 
>*not* sound like a pleasure.

	Eh.  To each his own, I suppose.  I happen to like hanging
with a 10-year old budding herptologist (I know, I probably spelled
that wrong; I can't even say it right), who has excellent taste in music,
likes to go shopping for cool earrings, watches only classic cartoons,
reads Mad Magazine and Mark Twain religiously, digs architecture, has
a perverse sense of humor, and can converse with most any adult in a
charming manner.  Besides, he gave himself the moniker -- t'wasn't I.
If nothing else, the kid is unique and extremely creative.

	So, yes, indeedy, hanging with the Rep is a unique and extreme
pleasure -- in my prejudiced mind...


Just a Mom,

Desiree
From: Jawara@Applelink.Apple.COM (Ron Drake)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Advise needed
Date: 21 Jan 93 19:47:46 GMT
Followup-To: ba.singles
Distribution: ba
Organization: Me, The Whole Me and Nothing But

In article <1993Jan21.052823.21239@netcom.com>, aldridge@netcom.com
(Jacquelyn Aldridge) wrote: 
>  	Silly Putty ??? (muttering off in the distance..."what could you do
> with silly putty?"

Please refer to "The Ultimate Condom" discussion...
From: smith@wesson.Eng.Sun.COM (Nina S. Smith - SunSoft Product Marketing)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Jaded Rain opens for the Rembrants at the E
Date: 23 Jan 1993 00:24:26 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: smith@wesson.Eng.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: wesson


AND if you miss them there, they perform every Saturday night at 
Fanny & Alexander on Emerson (off University) in downtown Palo Alto.  
Get there a little before 10:00 p.m. and you won't have to pay the 
$5.00 cover charge.

And yes . . . they ARE an awesome band.

-- Tina . . . oops! I mean, Nina (ahhhhhh . . . the plot sickens . . . ) 
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: marv@netcom.com (Marvin Raab)
Subject: Re: Singles Expo in Palo Alto on 01/23
Organization: user of Netcom Public Access Unix, SF Bay Area
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 17:34:08 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.103243.29625@netcom.com> rohwerwd@netcom.com (W. David Rohwer) writes:
>
>     Today, the 23rd, there is a Singles Expo going on at the Hyatt Palo
>Alto at 4290 El Camino Ave.


   I was contacted about having Mingles taking a booth there. I turned 
it down because the event is sponsored by Great Expectations, an organization
I thoroughly distrust.


                    -marvin


-- 
Marvin Raab                                  
marv@netcom.com                              Mountain View, CA 94040
apple.com!netcom.com!marv                    415-961-6501 (h)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: barry@netcom.com (Kenn Barry)
Subject: Re: Tina Martin: You are my hero!!!
Keywords: the next-to last word of the text body is _not_ a typo
Organization: QQQCLC
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:35:06 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.194654.9975@netcom.com> obrien@netcom.com (No parking EXCEPT FOR BOB) writes:
>In article <1jmilqINNjv@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes) writes:
>>[the typical Holmes drivel]
>
>I could point out that, though you
>may be local, you _do_ "post from Cleveland".

	Proving once again that Cleveland is less a place than a state
of mind, and one to be avoided.

						Kayembee
From: jmw@angelo.amd.com (John Wincn)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Who is Tina Martin
Date: 23 Jan 93 19:00:26 GMT
Organization: Konnem, Churn, Reap & Chortle, Investment Counselors for the '90s

In article <1993Jan22.230206.25558@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com> davis@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com (Jim Davis) writes:
>Let's start the voting.  Cast your vote for who Tina Martin is.

Nah.  I don't buy into the options.  I figure it's either Diane or one of
her toadies.  

...but what's the prize? 
--
J. M. Wincn                           jmw@angelo.amd.com (408) YUP-BEER 
I discriminate.               Standard DISCLAIMER available on request.
From: aldridge@netcom.com (Jacquelyn Aldridge)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Advise needed
Date: 21 Jan 93 05:28:23 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

bob@netcom.com (Bob Becker) writes:

>In article <Jan.20.17.39.22.1993.917@net.bio.net> charleen@net.bio.net (Charleen Bunjiovianna) writes:
>>
>>handsome people.  Thank God I'm a deviant.

>Really?  Great.  I'll be right there.  You get the Mazola.
>I'll bring the trapeze and the Silly Putty.

 	Silly Putty ??? (muttering off in the distance..."what could you do
with silly putty?"
From: erc@Apple.COM (Ed Carp)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Advise needed
Keywords: advise,men,how to find
Date: 23 Jan 93 01:29:03 GMT
Organization: Bleeding Edge Technologies - 'Sliding Down The Razor Blade Of Life...'

In article <1993Jan23.005359.18767@leland.Stanford.EDU> rna@leland.Stanford.EDU (Robert Ashcroft) writes:
>In article <77256@apple.apple.COM> erc@Apple.COM (Ed Carp) writes:
>>dan@BofA.com (Dan Brockman) attempts to suck up to:
>>
>>>Tina-- you are all right --
>>
>>You know, it doesn't bother me that Dan (*another* Dan) tries to suck up to
>>what appears to be a nubile female.  What *does* bother me is that he's so
>>damned *blatant* about it...  Why be so obvious, and thereby reveal how
>>desperate you are?
>
>Well, maybe he's more comfortable with his desperation than you are with
>yours.  Come to terms with it Ed, and then you can be proudly desperate.

The only flaw in your argument is that I'm *not* desperate.
-- 
Ed Carp, N7EKG                    erc@apple.com                   801/538-0177
"This is the final task I will ever give you, and it  goes  on  forever.   Act
happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love,
and do what you will."           -- Dan Millman, "Way Of The Peaceful Warrior"
From: erc@Apple.COM (Ed Carp)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: I am me!
Date: 27 Jan 93 04:39:22 GMT
Organization: Bleeding Edge Technologies - 'Sliding Down The Razor Blade Of Life...'

In article <1993Jan27.015835.26387@netcom.com> bob@netcom.com (Bob Becker) writes:
>In article <martin.728088153@kong> martin@kong.mcco.com (Tina Martin) writes:
>>
>>I did not mean to.  Some people have been very supportive in e-mail 
>>and I wanted to thank them for the nice words. :)
>
>Both of them?

Probably all the guys that are hitting on her in email.  Some people are just
looking to get laid -- you know, any port in a storm...
-- 
Ed Carp, N7EKG                    erc@apple.com                   801/538-0177

"It is your resistance to 'what is' that causes your suffering."     -- Buddha
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: desiree@netcom.com (dmc)
Subject: Re: This is great!
Summary: Suckups
Organization: Women Who Can't Walk
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 21:37:39 GMT

In article <77382@apple.apple.COM> erc@Apple.COM (Ed Carp) licks Oleg with:

>Oleg said in his very-Olegish way:
>>And you, Danny-boy, will do your best to make this newsgroup an even stinkier
>>sewer than it already is with your own malodorous turds?
>
>Now *that's* the Oleg we all know and love!  Keep it up, Oleg... :)

	Jeez, Ed, that's two suckups to Oleg I've seen so far.  Stop it.
Just stop it.  It's annoying.  Oleg, I'm sure, doesn't need your
handjob.

	Unless, of course, Oleg is looking for a piss-slave these days...


Hobbling,

Desiree

I promise -- no pork rind jokes...
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: eager@eagercon.com (Michael J. Eager)
Subject: Re: _no-one_ Bob?!
Reply-To: eager@eagercon.com
Organization: Eager Consulting
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 09:46:14 GMT

In article 1jn57lINNdoa@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu, cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes) writes:
>
>Bob,
>First off, I don't care if ANYONE posts in support of me. Second, I do
>think that ppl get a laugh out of my postings. And believe me...the "group"
>here IS plenty laughable. You see, I don't care what you or anyone else
>here has to say about me. I am not polically correct ALL the time, so
>I don't have a place in your "little" group. I just enjoy the hell out of
>making fun of you and those like you. And you guys make it sooooo easy.

Well, I don't ever use bad language, so I'll just have to quote John Fereria:

Fuck Off, Holmes. 



---
Michael J. Eager		Michael.Eager@eagercon.com
Eager Consulting		(415) 325-8077 
1960 Park Boulevard, Palo Alto, CA 94306-1141

Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: desiree@netcom.com (dmc)
Subject: Re: Philological inquiry
Summary: Beat on the brat...
Keywords: wannafuck newbie flame *.* clueless boink
Organization: Year of the Cock
Distribution: ba
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 21:55:15 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.185924.19241@netcom.com> chand@netcom.com (Charlie
 Hand)[<-- now *that's* a pseudo if I ever saw one], gently teases and
tittups with:

>But can somebody tell me what a boink is? [...]
>But what is the origin of the word?

	A "boink" is the sound of a newbie's chain being yanked a wee
bit too hard and them hitting the cement with their face.  The word
has its roots back in the early days of Usenet.  See the UseNet Newbie
Guide and General RuleBook for more information.

>One other thing. Does anyone know how I can get Desiree to marry me?

	Yes.  Take out a large (>$500K) life insurance policy on yourself
(with a suicide clause), make me the beneficiary, and then buy a 
gun.  I'll take of the rest.

>I think it would be great. Not only would I get articulate nagging
>("nag French to me again, Des"), I would also have my own flame-
>thrower for personal defence. ("Really, that's what my boss said.
>Call him up, Des.")

	I don't nag french.  I just do french.  Sorry.

>-charlie "Confound it, Drusilla, glove me. The game's about to begin."

	Ohhh  you like to be fisted?  Perhaps we should talk...


Ambulatory,

Desiree
From: cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: What to do about Dan Holmes?
Date: 27 Jan 93 05:14:15 GMT
Reply-To: cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, barry@netcom.com (Kenn Barry) says:>

>	Holmes, you are an even bigger asshole than even I imagined. And
>stupid, to boot, if you think claims like this make you look good.
>
>						Kayembee
>

Oh Kenn,
That hurts. I SO wanted to be accepted by you. You are my second hero.
Especially with that Toy's "R" Us signature of yours.

Oh well, can't win them all.

Dan
-- 
Daniel K. Holmes            | "You can still smell the roses when you're
cd975@cleveland.freenet.edu | running with them in your hand. Memories are
Holmes@vaxt.llnl.gov        | the true measure of life. Make all you can."
                            | --Garth Brooks
From: bross@splatter.nas.nasa.gov (Bill Ross)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Questions from a disillusioned newbie
Date: 22 Jan 93 01:36:15 GMT
Organization: NAS Program, NASA Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, CA

In J056600@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM writes:
|>    I've been reading this newsgroup for a couple of weeks now, and all I see
|> is flame, flame, flame.  Is that standard here?
|> 

Oh, no - more criticism (some sort of smile). Is that really a question?

|>  Is it always necessary to wear a flame retardant suit here?  

Depends on what you want to discuss, I imagine. Perhaps one would
be safe avoiding criticism of others. However, I have a theory that
singleness may be associated w/ hypercritical examination of others,
based on my own case. Not to say any particular flames are _wrong_,
but being right can be a curse.

Bill Ross
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: Body Parts (was Fake persons)
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:10:23 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1993Jan27.063817.2100@hplabsz.hpl.hp.com> howeird@hpl.hp.com (Howard Stateman) writes:
>Charlie Hand (chand@netcom.com) wrote:
|: In article <1993Jan24.215515.13861@netcom.com> desiree@netcom.com (dmc) 
|: surmises:
|: >In article <1993Jan23.185924.19241@netcom.com> chand@netcom.com (Charlie
|: > Hand)[<-- now *that's* a pseudo if I ever saw one] ...
|: Now, let me get this straight. "Desiree Champaign" thinks
|: "Charlie Hand" is a pseudo-name? Is it just me or is there
|: something recursive about this?
|
|This is a true story:
|When I started work in Cupertino a couple of years ago, Steve Hand, a guy
|from the group I had just left, asked me to say hi to Steve Head, who was
|in the group I was going to.

Believe him.  I rememeber Steve Head from HP as well.

Fortunately, there was only one howierd.

-- 
-john
Newsgroups: ba.singles
From: barry@netcom.com (Kenn Barry)
Subject: Re: Newbies Have a Learning Curve (doo-dah, doo-dah)
Organization: QQQCLC
Distribution: ba
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 17:19:35 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.204331.29718@netcom.com> desiree@netcom.com (dmc) writes:
>	Exactly Kenn.  You tell them, brother!  Amen.  Why I keep telling
>the LizardKid that just because he can read rec.pets.herp doesn't mean
>that he can post, yet.  I have enrolled him in the seminar on "Posting
>and Reading NetNews -- Do's and Don't's"  If he wins his certification
>(achieved by showing his skill in composing witty .sigs, parsing
>drieux' posts and ability to not only get a clue but hold on it), I've
>promised him a netcom account of his own.  I think that if more parents
>showed this type of interest in their kid's hobbies, we would not have
>the problem with the whiners on the net today.

	Why does the thought of your having your own, personal attack
lizard on the net, the very scale of your scale, not reassure me?

						Kayembee
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: ba.singles
Subject: Re: What to do about Dan Holmes?
Date: 27 Jan 93 21:06:36 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1k6cg4INN85b@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes) writes:
|
|In a previous article, barry@netcom.com (Kenn Barry) says:
|
|
|> Take the lampshade off your head and try to make yourself fit
|>company for grownups. 
|>						Kayembee
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|This group consists of grownups?
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|BWAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAHAAA
 
Fuck off, Holmes.

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-john