From: ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 )
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade,alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,alt.lwaxana-troi.die.die.die,alt.fan.dan-simms,alt.sex.carebears
Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Where has this thing gone?
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:35:25 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:

>AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Andrew Vernon) writes:
>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>>>} cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>>>>>>} >>} >espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} >>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} }>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>>>>>} >>} }>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer)
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent)
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain.
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>>>>>} >>} }>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>>>>>} >>} }>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>>>>>} >>} }>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
>>>>>>} >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
>>>>>>} >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
>>>>>>} >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
>>>>>>} >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
>>>>>>} >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
>>>>>>} >>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
>>>>>>} >Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
>>>>>>} Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
>>>>>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane.
>>>>>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain.
>>>>Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain.
>>>Don't throw a punch if you're mad--complain.
>>This whole damn thing is becoming quite inane.
>The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.

If this keeps up much longer, I'll go insane!!
-- 
Laura J. Zurawski         Juni@uiuc.edu        "L'enfer, c'est les autres"
  @>-'--,---        ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu              --Jean-Paul Sartre 
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