HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: auer@cs.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer)
Subject: Re: Looking for evil music
Organization: Swarthmore College, PA
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 15:36:58 GMT

You have to chant this one like a dirge.  I think it is cute.

The Birthday Dirge:

Happy Birthday; It's your birthday.
Death, doom, and despair.
People dying everywhere.
Happy Birthday; It's your birthday.

_________________________________________________________________
     ________________     | David Samuel Auer
 ___/ __ \  __/  __  \___ | Not associated with Dem. Soc. of Am.
/__/ /_/ /__  \ |__| /__/ | My views and opinions do not reflect
  /_____/_____/__/\__\    | or represent those of my school.
__________________________|______________________________________

Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: patrick@blanco.is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: lonely friend needs mail.
Keywords: Blort.
Organization: The Committee to Hunt Down and Permanently Kill Elvis
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 15:43:16 GMT

In article <BvJuyy.LH4@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>In <1992Oct3.122624.22224@marlin.jcu.edu.au> edgjt@marlin.jcu.edu.au (Geoff Tollefson) writes:
>
>>So tell me, did your poor sad friend get any mail??
>
>>Are You lonesome tonight?
>
>>Elvis didnt die soon enough.
>
>elvis died?

Yep.  1977 August 16, in Memphis.  Sorry to have to break it to you this
way, though...:-)

(Now, if we could just get him off the front page of the supermarket rags...)


--PLH, minutes ahead when seconds count
From: ch730@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dan Quill)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Is there an alt.evil
Date: 27 Sep 1992 21:34:12 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


archive site available?  I've been lurking for a long time and thought it would be nice to have a good portion of the messages.  Things here have changed
alot since it started.  
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: To hell with "pro-choice"
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 04:42:42 GMT

Women should NOT be allowed to choose to have an abortion. It ought to
be compulsory.
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: aephel01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Subject: Re: To hell with "pro-choice"
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 13:16:09 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

In article <1992Sep29.044242.3338@nuscc.nus.sg>, matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
> Women should NOT be allowed to choose to have an abortion. It ought to
> be compulsory.


Here we go...

-- no sig necessary --
       Aza
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: Good stories
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 02:19:36 GMT

locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu () writes:
: In article <1aa9smINN83h@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> aa782@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Emilie Unkrich) writes:
: >
: >
: >ATTENTION ALL AUTHORS
: >
: >
: >Did this not used to be a place where a person could get to read a good,
: >grusome story?
: >
: >Anyone have anything good to post for us to read.?
: >-- 
: 
: Anyone have any H.P. Lovecraft books on BBS?
: 
: yrs under the elder sign
: -Scott
: (fun guy from yuggoth)
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
				Just as I suspected.
 : 
: 
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: haasec@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Beta)
Subject: Re: you people are sad!
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 15:56:30 GMT

<SXM126@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>You people make me concerned about about your afterlife

>Just spread love, and let god do the rest..

>I love you all..

>I love you, and PSUVM is the greatest node ever..


>   Steve Mandel
>                SXM126@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
>  " You can produce the sound of the two hands clapping. Now, how does
>                  one hand sound?"

     You are sad, get a life and keep out of mine!!!!!!!!
Chris Haase
Newsgroups: alt.evil,
Subject: Re: DAVID S. AUER
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 7 Oct 1992 02:13:23 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <92280.132905U30644@uicvm.uic.edu>, <U30644@uicvm.uic.edu> writes:
>Judging from the stuff this dork has posted, he should realize:

He can't tell one sex from the other.
Red
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: auer@cs.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer)
Subject: Friendly Advice
Organization: Swarthmore College, PA
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 05:55:20 GMT

You feel sorrow; you feel pain.  We all do.  This is human.  Do you have to
accept this?  Must you take this lying down?  No!  Of course not, I have a
remedy for you and his name is Jesus!

You need not worry for your sins nor fellow man's suffering, for when you have
a friend in Jesus, your soul is safe.  You can rest easy knowing that no matter
what poor judgments you render, heaven is your tombstone.

The Bible was good enough for the followers of Peter, Paul, and Luke, so by
Jove, he can satisfy the needs of modern man.  So stop thinking.  Stop hurting.
Let Jesus give you a pleasant blow job and your soul, body, and mind shall be
free.

Many out there call themselves Christians who do not believe.  Without faith,
all the compassion, integrity, courage, and humility in the world cannot bring
your soul an inch closer to those golden arches in the sky.  Arrogance in the
name of humility.  Intolerance in the name of love.  This is salvation.  This
is grace.

-David "Saved" Auer

_________________________________________________________________
     ________________     | David Samuel Auer
 ___/ __ \  __/  __  \___ | Not associated with Dem. Soc. of Am.
/__/ /_/ /__  \ |__| /__/ | My views and opinions do not reflect
  /_____/_____/__/\__\    | or represent those of my school.
__________________________|______________________________________
From: haasec@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Beta)
Subject: Re: Friendly Advice
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 15:58:07 GMT

auer@cs.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer) writes:

>You feel sorrow; you feel pain.  We all do.  This is human.  Do you have to
>accept this?  Must you take this lying down?  No!  Of course not, I have a
>remedy for you and his name is Jesus!

>You need not worry for your sins nor fellow man's suffering, for when you have
>a friend in Jesus, your soul is safe.  You can rest easy knowing that no matter
>what poor judgments you render, heaven is your tombstone.

>The Bible was good enough for the followers of Peter, Paul, and Luke, so by
>Jove, he can satisfy the needs of modern man.  So stop thinking.  Stop hurting.
>Let Jesus give you a pleasant blow job and your soul, body, and mind shall be
>free.

>Many out there call themselves Christians who do not believe.  Without faith,
>all the compassion, integrity, courage, and humility in the world cannot bring
>your soul an inch closer to those golden arches in the sky.  Arrogance in the
>name of humility.  Intolerance in the name of love.  This is salvation.  This
>is grace.

>-David "Saved" Auer

    Hint This is alt.evil... Not alt.Jesus or alt.bible.thumper.. GET OFF THIS
NEWSGROUP.  You are wasting our bandwidth, find someone else to bother, you
deluded shell of a human being!!!

 Chris Haase






Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: death@buhub.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater)
Subject: Re: Looking for evil music
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 04:57:37 GMT


How about Slayer as evil music?

Kill the preachers only son
Watch the infant die
Bodily Dismemberment
Drink the purest blood
Unrelenting need to kill
Death upon you now
Eagerly awaiting
Pldged to die

etc etc

--
death@buhub.bradley.edu        INEVITABILE FATVM       death@camelot.bradley.edu

                           Your time slips away.
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Monday, 28 Sep 1992 10:05:36 EDT
From: <IO01255@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: IAMEVIL(..you seemed to be tasked by minor deity...)
 <1992Sep18.154214.177@u.washington.edu> <1992Sep25.080857.1@vaxb.acs.unt.edu>

In article <1992Sep25.080857.1@vaxb.acs.unt.edu>, wilsonm@vaxb.acs.unt.edu says:
>
>In article <1992Sep18.154214.177@u.washington.edu>,
>hearsey@milton.u.washington.edu (Simon Hearsey) writes:
>
>> The "freelance" evil person is not evil but rather just another
>> retarded gamer. To him I say GROW UP! Stop playing D&D and learn
>> a little about your culture (before your mind is completely rotted).
>>
>>                         a reformed gamer.
>
>Gamers are not the problem here, so people just are a little different than
>what we all want to see. I have played RPG's for most of my life and I have
>seen not one single "side" effect to alter my life.  I have gained alot
>of good abilities though - One being  group activities.  You learn to work
>together in groups with people you normally would not work with. Another is
>history - most of the AD&D / RPGS are based on actuall history. Math
>calculations have improved.
>
>Just because you had a problem with gaming does not mean that it is bad,
>just not for you.
>
Here!Here!  Lets not fall into that 'gamers are satanic' rut.  We gamers
get a bad enough rap as it is!
Organization: Little, if any.
X-Mac-Bust:   The Best Way To accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8m/s^2
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 21:31:59 EDT
From: <SXM126@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: you people are sad!

You people make me concerned about about your afterlife

Just spread love, and let god do the rest..

I love you all..

I love you, and PSUVM is the greatest node ever..


   Steve Mandel
                SXM126@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
  " You can produce the sound of the two hands clapping. Now, how does
                  one hand sound?"
From: scheider@Oswego.EDU (Linda Scheiderich)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Looking for evil music
Date: 4 Oct 92 17:55:44 GMT
Reply-To: scheider@oswego.Oswego.EDU (cat)
Organization: Instructional Computing Center, SUNY at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <P59QBKGW@cc.swarthmore.edu> auer@cs.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer) writes:
>You have to chant this one like a dirge.  I think it is cute.
>
>The Birthday Dirge:
>
>Happy Birthday; It's your birthday.
>Death, doom, and despair.
>People dying everywhere.
>Happy Birthday; It's your birthday.
>


Interestingly enough, this dirge is getting quite a workout on alt.music.filk.
There are several other verses, many (if not all) of which have been posted
there recently, and which may not have expired yet.  Interested parties look
to the thread 'Looking for the Mongol Happy Birthday Song' or some variation
thereof.  Beware though, the aforementioned group is moderated diligently, 
and off topic remarks/threads will be eliminated .  Happy reading.


>_________________________________________________________________
>     ________________     | David Samuel Auer
> ___/ __ \  __/  __  \___ | Not associated with Dem. Soc. of Am.
>/__/ /_/ /__  \ |__| /__/ | My views and opinions do not reflect
>  /_____/_____/__/\__\    | or represent those of my school.
>__________________________|______________________________________

              Cat, the Mystical Divinity of Unashamed Felinity
Oh if people only knew how DULL it was to live in sin!...
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Tuesday, 6 Oct 1992 14:04:26 CDT
From: <U30644@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Friendly Advice
 <Y7DRBVT2@cc.swarthmore.edu>

Is this guy for real????!!

He probably sits at home in a 3 piece suit with bow tie, wire rim
glasses and listens to Wagner on his "hi fi" while reading
deconstructionism and Vetruvius.

What a dick.
From: 6nikas_h@spcvxb.spc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: alt.evil
Date: 6 Oct 92 20:11:43 GMT
Organization: St. Peter's College, US


 Gwar is nothing.  You want to talk about evil music, you should hear, Morbid
Angel, a death metal group.  I can't recall any of the lyrics, but I wouldn't
read them out loud if I were you.  The lyrics are like spells, worshipping 
all these different demons.  The band members are Satan worshipers and they are
totaly nuts.  I like their music though, they can play!!!  One of there songs
has a strange tune to it that puts you in a trip!  Then it suddenly kicks in 
and it just gives you goosebumps!  Get the album, and see for yourself!
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: lonely friend needs mail.
Keywords: how sad
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 14:30:34 GMT

In <1992Oct3.122624.22224@marlin.jcu.edu.au> edgjt@marlin.jcu.edu.au (Geoff Tollefson) writes:

>So tell me, did your poor sad friend get any mail??

>Are You lonesome tonight?

>Elvis didnt die soon enough.

elvis died?

steve
-- 
aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
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qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: dauer1@cc.swarthmore.edu (David Samuel Auer)
Subject: Re: Friendly Advice
Reply-To: dauer1@cc.swarthmore.edu (David Samuel Auer)
Organization: Swarthmore College
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 06:09:22 GMT

ch_hayhurst@vax.muskingum.edu writes:
CHH> get off the drugs, boy

While this post hardly merits a response, given the recent tenor of my posts,
I figure this is a fairly good reply.  I have posted up on this board some
highly irresponsible material.  With this admission, I am hearby resigning
from alt.evil.  I think Miss Felinity sums it up best when she states: if you
only knew how boring evil is.  I am bored.  I am disgusted.  I do not like
how it feels to post virulent bosh.  My advice to would-be posters on this
board: Get lives.

I received a mail response from some guy in New Zealand; he suggested I
switch to alt.good.  That is what I think I shall do.  I recommend you all to
to the same.  Am I being hypocritical?  Yeah, perhaps, but don't post up any
whining about it or send me mail.  I might be indecisive, but I ain't a hypo-
crite and while my humor is a bit on the sinister side (Note I said sinister,
not black, for I find that appellation distasteful in its connotation), I
refuse to be cruel, irresponsible, and well evil.

My last post,
David "Scramola" Auer

_________________________________________________________________
     ________________     | David Samuel Auer
 ___/ __ \  __/  __  \___ | Not associated with Dem. Soc. of Am.
/__/ /_/ /__  \ |__| /__/ | My views and opinions do not reflect
  /_____/_____/__/\__\    | or represent those of my school.
__________________________|______________________________________
From: scheider@Oswego.EDU (Linda Scheiderich)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Friendly Advice
Date: 4 Oct 92 18:25:46 GMT
Reply-To: scheider@oswego.Oswego.EDU (cat)
Organization: Instructional Computing Center, SUNY at Oswego, Oswego, NY

Before being so quick to flame people for religious messages, please note
that it is not always the person's fault.  Apparently a popular joke among
some of the low IQ people who fancy themselves as computer wizards is to
run a program which captures a "friend's" password, than posting stupid
messages in newsgroups to watch the person get flamed to cinders or, in some
extreme cases, lose net access for injudicious postings.  These posts often
show up in alt.evil, usually being insipid religion or good-will messages.
Note that while this may seem to be really cute and evil, that while not
necessarily being against the law (I am not sure whether it is or not),
offenders, when caught, lose net access and also often lose their jobs/are
kicked out of school.  I have yet to see an instance where an offender is 
*not* caught, apparently the program is fairly easy to trace.

However, if a person who has been lobotomized by the church continually posts
here, then flaming of course is in order :).  And BTW, if you look really
closely at the several-paragraph post about Jesus, I think you will come to
the same conclusion I did about the sicerety of the post (the line near the
middle about Jesus giving a blow-job, which I am pretty sure would scandalize
any Christian). On that note, hasta la bye bye, and all that jazz.

             Cat, the Mystical Divinity of Unashamed Felinity
Oh if people only knew how DULL it was to live in sin!...
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: you people are sad!
Date: 7 Oct 92 02:08:26 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1992Oct6.034005.2578@news.Hawaii.Edu>, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:
>
>Just cut your throat, and let the rats do the rest..
>

You mean "Sarconhagus" Mike, dont you dear?


Red
From: gjg2001@andy.bgsu.edu (gjg2001@andy.bgsu.edu)
Subject: lonely friend needs mail
Followup-To: alt.evil
Organization: bgsu
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 02:45:51 GMT

a good friend of mine, Ryan Dickey is very lonely and it would cheer him up
alot if you sent him lots and lots of mail at: rfd2001@andy.bgsu.edu

        __/__/__/__/  __/__/__/__/ __/__/__/__/
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                gjg2001@andy.bgsu.edu
From: ai638@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Charles Pflanze)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: you people are sad!
Date: 4 Oct 1992 02:53:04 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: ai638@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Charles Pflanze)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc12.ins.cwru.edu

In a previous article, SXM126@psuvm.psu.edu () says:
 
>You people make me concerned about about your afterlife
>
>Just spread love, and let god do the rest..
 
1 Samuel 15:3,7:  "Slay man and woman, infant and suckling."
 
Psalms 137:9: "Happy shall be he that taketh and dasheth thy little
ones against the stones."
 
Isaiah 13:15,16: "Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before
their eyes, their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished."
 
Right on, God!
From: bd112@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Craig H. Rettig)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Looking for evil music
Date: 30 Sep 1992 14:35:02 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


Possibly the most evil band of all time, and one of my personal
favorites has to be GWAR.  They have three albums: Hell-O,
Scumdogs of the Universe, and America Must Be Destroyed.  Of
these, Scumdogs is my personal favorite.  Here's a sample:

Taken from 'The Salaminizer' off Scumdogs of the Universe
---------------------------------------------------------

Here's a little song from a god to a slave
I never should have been let outta the fuckin' microwave
I'm on this planet, and running amok
I should give a shit, but I don't give a fuck
Oh, since I was a Scumdog, I blew a cumwad
I need a mutha-fucka-sucka-dicka-licka-log
Within a mile or two, from here to there I'll spew
You don't wanna fuck me, then fuck you
This is your ass, and I'm in it
My man Sexy fuck you up in a minute
With an axe, saw, mace, pike your limbless
I'm gonna fuck your ass 'till it's rimless

...And so on...

-- 
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
"Is that your noggin', or are you just glad to see me?"
          --The Heckler  THE HECKLER #1
Craig H. Rettig -- University of Cincinnati -- GWAR in '92
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: eda858xsft@vx24.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: RE: BLACK
Date: 26 Sep 92 06:51:05 GMT
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

Spray the cat (the black one not your own) with orange essence. This will
really piss the cat off.

If this doesn't work. Napalm the cat and nuke your neighbours.

P.S. Does anyone relize that the original meaning for the word black was
something white and shiny? In this case you can argue that Black is White.

Paul
eda858xsft@vx24.cc.monash.edu.au 
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: edgjt@marlin.jcu.edu.au (Geoff Tollefson)
Subject: re:lonely friend needs mail.
Keywords: how sad
Organization: James Cook University
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 92 12:26:24 GMT

So tell me, did your poor sad friend get any mail??

Are You lonesome tonight?

Elvis didnt die soon enough.
I mean its shit isnt it?? really 
200 pound lard guts giggling his wares to 50 stupid looking beach girls
who probably wouldnt put out the garbage..

Sad, nasty world..

Lyric from Alice Donut  "Tiny,ugly world"
- And it would help if You could die,
  in this tiny ugly world.
  Something fast and tragic,
   at an early age.

And maybe it's true



See you 'round like a big bitch with a thyroid problem,
Scrotch
From: scheider@Oswego.EDU (Linda Scheiderich)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: IAMEVIL(..you seemed to be tasked by minor deity...)
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:56:44 GMT
Reply-To: scheider@oswego.Oswego.EDU (cat)
Organization: Instructional Computing Center, SUNY at Oswego, Oswego, NY

Cat looks around, dazed.  What?  Congratulating a person on nearly completing
her master's?  Intelligent discussions on/by gamers?  I gave up on this place
awhile back when it was just a constant flow of "I am evil and I can swear to
prove it, oh yeah and sacrifice infants cause i'm the devil".  Now I am 
impressed...this group must have switched management.  Maybe I should try
alt.fan.q to see if he has found a stash of clues as well.  Nah, too much to
hope for.  Anyways, I hope this random read was not a fluke - if it was not, I
will definately start hanging around.  This could be fun (gleefully evil 
smile ;).  Later...

          Cat, the Mystical Divinity of Unashamed Felinity
Oh if people only knew how DULL it was to live in sin!...
From: satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Matthew James Meyer)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: NIN
Date: 6 Oct 1992 03:59:36 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu



no this isn't quite evil music, but its honest
a lot more than we can say for a lot of those shock seeking
'sure, i'm satanic (as long as it'll sell a million more records)'
type of groups


	'look into these blackened eyes
	 you'll see 10,000 lies
	 my lips may promise,
	 but my heart is a whore'


-s
From: gryphon@wpi.WPI.EDU (Don't Let's Start)
Newsgroups: alt.evil,wpi.students.voxhumana
Subject: Re: just a thought
Date: 26 Sep 1992 17:16:44 GMT
Organization: Intrusion Incorporated.  Boldly going where we ought not be.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu

In article <1a22mkINN11n@bigboote.WPI.EDU> cygnus@wpi.WPI.EDU (Marshall Robin) writes:
>In article <19vjl3INN9u@bigboote.WPI.EDU> satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Matthew James Meyer) writes:
>>
>>
>>if you could effectivley stop/filter out the screaming, yet maintain the
>>adrenalin induced excitement, horror, and blood flow... what kind of sound
>>do you think you could make by dragging someones face across a cement sidewalk
>>for 3 1/2 miles
>>
>>thus slowly peeling of the layers of skin and muscle tissue and eventually 
>>grating the cheek bones against the ground....
>>
>
>well, whatever it is, it would certainly pale compared to the horror
>and agony potential induced by the sound of hundreds of sorority women singing
>outside my dorm window every friday night.....agggggggh!
>
>-marsh

That's why Hiram Maxim gave us automatic weapons.

Ready...

Check belt...

Check bipod...

Lock...

Aim...

(screw it)

FIRE A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No more problem.

A public service message.
--G.


-- 
"If you can handle my sex drive, you can handle a few of Lee Harvey 
Oswald's loose neurons."      --Admiral Al Calavicci
SNAILNET: Benjamin D. Hutchins, 14 Dover St. #2B, Worcester, MA  01609
INTERNET: gryphon@world.std.com          BELLNET: (508)755-4675
From: ch_hayhurst@vax.muskingum.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: re: Friendly Advice
Date: 5 Oct 92 22:10:44 GMT
Organization: Muskingum College

get off the drugs, boy