From: smidt@fy.chalmers.se (Peter Smidt)
Newsgroups: rec.games.go
Subject: Re: Internet Go Server Status.
Date: 22 Jan 93 17:57:34 GMT
Organization: Chalmers University of Technology


In article <1993Jan22.030618.5299@kpc.com> hollasch@kpc.com (Steve Hollasch) writes:
>
>(stuff deleted about igs conspiracy)...
>
>
>    WELL THEN HOW COME MY HEAD WAS TINGLING THE *WHOLE TIME* I WAS ON
>THE IGS!!??!!??  I'm NOT STUPID; I wear ALUMINUM FOIL under an ARMY HELMET
>to keep the CIA from ELECTRONICALLY READING MY THOUGHTS, but the TINGLING
>STILL GETS THROUGH!!!!!!!!!  Something *EVIL* *BAD* *WICKED* is happening
>from the IGS!!!!!
>
  The person above is suffering from pretardive dyskinesia. A
preliminary psychotic stage reached through to much brain stress
in combination with to little sleep.

  The CIA is of course in no sense involved in the igs.

  The aluminium foil won't help, neither will the army helmet. But it is
right that something is happening with the persons brain. If you ever
have been on the server for a full 24 hours session you'll fell that
still many (and I mean many) hours after you have logged of the
server; a go board with a seemingly regular arranged pattern of white
and black stones is displayed in front of your inner sight. The stones will
appear to be played out in a very optimal way. But it is the space aliens
from Alpha Centauri who have acieved this new method of draining mankinds
knowledge. Earlier they where disguised to animals (cats or dogs or
even cows). When people went to sleep at night the aliens used to climb 
into the appartments, drag away the poor fellows and then eat and Eat
and EEAAATTTT the brains of the humans. The aliens then gained the
human knowledge in various scientific branches, where they themself
were inferior. Now their knowledge have reached a state where humans
can be drained of knowledge through computer terminals. The aliens
have widespread centers all over the earth to control these centers.
I suspect that the igs server might be on of these centers, with or
without the human administrators aware of this fact. The aliens are
very cunning and use hypnosis and other methods to make people forget
what have happened. In Sweden several medic students have been kidnapped
into spaceships and interrogated about their studies. The go board
pattern mentioned above is just one of many ways to drain knowledge.
Next week I will report about an interwiev with one of the students.
He has very (and I mean VERY) classified information to be spread out
to all users of the igs server. The rating system is just one way to
bondage ones mind. Don't use higher rates than 3 kyu, otherwise
the aliens might come after you very soon. Don't mention to anyone
this article either. The news are one of the secrets that the aliens
never have understood.

/Smidt

that the igs server 
kk

>    Now every time I go out in public, PEOPLE LOOK AT ME FUNNY!!  What have
>you DONE to my BRAIN, TIM????  How long do you think you can HIDE the fact
>that you're a CIA SCIENTIST WHO'S TRYING TO TAP OUR BRAINS!!????  If you
>don't PUT MY MIND BACK to the way it was before, I'll REMOVE MY ALUMINUM
>FOIL BRAIN PROTECTOR and make you CATCH ON FIRE WITH MY X-RAY MIND
>BEAMS!!!!!!
>
>______________________________________________________________________________
>Steve Hollasch                                   Kubota Pacific Computer, Inc.
>hollasch@kpc.com                                 Santa Clara, California


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