From: Cliff Chaput <chaput@ils.nwu.edu>
Subject: MST3K Catch Phrase Catalog
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Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 16:43:56 GMT

Here is the latest version of the MST3K Catch Phrase Catalog.  I have
added the catch phrases suggested to me via email or news.  If you know
of any catch phrases that are not on this list, please let me know.

Once again, a "catch phrase" is a phrase that is repeated in more than
one episode of MST3K with no significant content alterations.  By these
rules, running gags internal to a single show (e.g., "James Arness... I
mean Peter Graves!" from _It Conquered the World_) and volatile context-
based phrase changes (e.g., "Jim Henson's Ghandi Babies", "This week on
'Tormented'", etc.) are disqualified.  A good rule of thumb: if you
can use the phase in several conversations without changing it at all,
it's probably a good catch phrase.  (Use this rule at your own risk!)

Also, quotes here are listed as they "appear" in MST3K, and not
necessarily in their original form.  The reason is that I intend this
to be a Catch Phrase Catalog, not a Catch Phrase Sources Catalog.

This list has been alphabetized!  Thanks to Lisa D. Jenkins for
suggesting a more readable format.  This makes the list perfect for the
MST3K drinking game.

Enjoy.



The MST3K Catch Phrase Catalog.
Created by a Cast of Usenet Thousands
Compiled by Cliff Chaput
November 9th, 1992
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A planet where apes evolved from men? (Planet of the Apes)
Am I a CLOWN?!  Do I AMUSE YOU?! (GoodFellas)
Animels vill be bred und SLAUGHTERED! (Dr. Strangelove)
And there, on the door handle, was a HOOK! (Traditional campfire story)
Are you known for your work in the theater? (What's My Line?)

By this time my lungs were aching for air. (Sea Hunt)

Charlie, they took my thumbs! (The Pope of Greenwich Village)
Chili peppers burn my gut. (Side Hackers)

Do you find me pleasing?  Do I please you? (Star Trek, TOS)
Do you want to go faster?  (Yea!)  Raise your hands if you want to go
	faster!  (Yea!)
Does this bug you?  I'm not touching you.
Don't look at me!  Don't you look at me!  Mommy!  MOMMY!  (Blue Velvet)
Don't you do it! (An Officer and a Gentleman)

Faster, pussycat, kill, kill! (Russ Meyer title)
Fisher!
Football practice! (Shocker)

Go to bed, old man!
Good night and may God bless! (Red Skelton)
Gymkata! (Gymkata)

He is one wierd mamma jamma.
Hello, Cleveland!  Rock and roll! (Spinal Tap)
Hello, Shoil! (Laverne & Shirley)
Hi-Keeba! (Women of the Prehistoric Planet)
Hooker's a good cop! (TJ Hooker)
How about a little fire, Scarecrow? (Wizard of Oz)
How fortunate!  This will simplify everything! (The Phantom Creeps,
	Episode 2, a la Bela Lugosi)
Hurts, don't it?  Tell your friends. (Roadhouse)
Huzzah! (Ren Fest, or other renaissance festival)

I *WILL* kill him! (Dune)
I am Kirok! (Star Trek, TOS)
I am not an animal!  I am a human being! (Elephant Man)
I got nowhere else to go! (An Officer and a Gentleman)
I had Jello today.
I like you--that's why I'm going to kill you last. (Commando)
I'll harm you! (Joe Besser)
I'm Batman (Batman)
I'm a Grimwold Warrior! (Saga of the Viking Women and... you know)
I'm comin' Beanie Boy! (Beanie and Cecil)
I'm dead now.  Please don't smoke. (Yul Brenner, ALA commercial)
I'm going to give you such a pinch! (Joe Besser)
I'm huge!
I'm hysterical, and I'm wet, and I'm in pain! (The Producers)
I'm made of liquid metal. (T2, a la Ahnold)
I'm the god!  I'M THE GOD! (Twilite Zone, "The Little People")
Interesting--but STUPID! (Laugh-in)
Is it safe? (Marathon Man)
It is balloon! (F Troop)
It puts the lotion on its skin. (Silence of the Lambs)
It stinks! [w/ OK hand gesture] (Pod People)
It's hot and it hurts and stuff. (Bactine commercial)
It's my way or the highway. (Roadhouse)

Join us!
Just shakin' the bushes, boss.  (Cool Hand Luke)

Look into your heart! (Miller's Crossing)

Mazola corn goodnness... (Mazola commercial)
McCloud!!! (McCloud)
Mm-HMMMMmmmm, that's good weed! (Carson, a la Art Fern)
My mother was a saint! (Public Enemy #1)

N Y P D (NYPD)
Nice tag!
Nice swoon.

Oh, the pain, the pain... (Lost In Space)
Ohhhh, lady! (Jerry Lewis)
Oops, sorry! That was me...
Ouch!  I fell on my keys. (Wayne's World/The Producers)

Peppridge Fa-ahm remembahs. (Commercial)
Puma?  Puma! (Ring of Terror)

Saaaaaaay!
Saigon.  I can't believe I'm still in Saigon. (Apocolypse Now)
Serpentine! (The In-Laws)
Skipper!  Little buddy! (Gilligan's Island)
SLEEP!
Smuckers jellies and jams...
Spock!  Spock! (Star Trek, TOS)

Thank you, I'll be here all week.  Enjoy the buffet!
That's what I'm asking. I don't know! THIRD BASE! (Abbott and Costello)
The horror!  The horror! (Apocolypse Now)
This square bugs me!  He really bugs me! (Wild Rebels)
This was no boating accident. (Jaws)
Throw me the whip!  Throw me the idol! (Raiders of the Lost Arc)
Tonight on Emergency 911 (Emergency 911)
Tonight, on a very special Trapper John, MD

Warriors, come out and play! (The Warriors)
We're gonna get a bigger boat, right? (Jaws)
We're having an adventure--just like the Goonies!
Welcome to Death Valley Days.  The driver is either missing or he's
	dead. (Ronald Reagan, Death Valley Days)
What about Scarecrow's brain? (The Wizard of Oz)
What would McGyver do?
What's that, boy?  Daddy's hurt?  Down in deadrock canyon?  (Lassie)
When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way, man! (West Side Story)
Works every time.

Xanadu, stately home of Charles Foster Kane.  Cost, no one can say.
	(Citizen Kane)

You... are going... to die!  Because I... am going... to KILL you!
You *will* bow down before me! (Superman)
You did it!  You finally did it, you damn dirty apes!
	(Planet of the Apes)
You die Joe!
You go; I'm bitter. (Seven Samurai?)
You must sink the Bismarck. (Sink the Bismarck)
You've broken ape law. (Planet of the Apes)


Cliff Chaput                   | "The scribes on all the people shove
Institute of Learning Sciences |  and bawl alliegence to the state.
Northwestern University        |  But those who love the greater love
chaput@ils.nwu.edu             |  lay down thier lives; they do not hate"
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