From: ustai@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: soc.culture.asean
Subject: Re: Defense of S'pore; was about F16 & Mig29
Date: 28 Sep 92 17:56:14 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1992Sep28.220827.16070@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, smustopo@nyx.cs.du.edu (sofjan mustopoh) writes:
> 
>   " LATE BREAKING NEWS "
>  Just receive  from Indonesian news agency "Antara"
> 
>     Malaysia and Indonesia has jointly starting the operation
>  "Hantam saja " in invading Singapore.

	All right!!!  Finally, we are going to take over Singapore!  The day is
nigh (neigh if you are a horse, or even if you just like to horse around).

>     First sortie has flown over Singapore to deliver its ordinance
>   it has been reported that most of the bomb fall on orchard road.

	Damn.  Hey, I wanted to do some shopping there.  I wish those generals
would be more careful in their choice of targets.  After all, what is there to
loot if you bomb Orchard Road?

>   remember  their code name . Just imagine watching tv  and there it is
>   "Rosegarden report to  Juong Depot " ) 

	Made worse by the fact there is no Juong Depot... :) :)  It's Jurong!!
> 
>       Woon soon Lau,  Andy Tenka,  ATAN, Othman,Sofjan Mustopoh and any
>   body  who response to posting Defense of Spore are drafted by their
>   countries. since they know a little about anything in the war.

	I want to fly the Mig-29, I want to fly the Mig-29!!
> 
>      By this time  Woon Soon Lau wake  up  sweat all over and realize
>   this is only a "NIGHTMARE ON NETNEWS " 

	Damn (again?)  Does this mean we are all figments of his imagination?? 
<touch myself>  I feel quite solid....

>    If you ever get down to this line you'll already hit your head and
> laught.

	Nope.  Wrong on both counts.  Laughed from the beginning.  And didn't
hit my head.

>       Lightened up guys and gal. this is only a partial conclusion 
>    to our discussion.
>    Any body offering more conclusion are welcome. 
> 
	Well, no conclusion, but here's a joke from LIFE in rec.humor.  
---begin paraphrased joke---
	The new recruit was sent to training camp and he trained on wooden
implements, and finally was sent to the front.  The sergant handed him a stick
and said, "This is a gun, go out and shoot all the enemy soldiers."
	"But sarge, this is just a stick," protested the private.  
	"Just point it at the enemy and go bangety bang bang and you will get
him," said the sarge.
	"But what if he gets to close to shoot?" asked the private.
	"Just turn the stick around and go stabbety stab stab," replied the
sarge.  "Come on, trust me."
	And so our brave soldier went to the war front.  He reached the
battlefield and started going bangety bang bang, thinking that his has to be
the stupidest way to die.  To his surprise, soldier after soldier fell beneath
his stick.  He then tried stabbety stab stab, and more soldiers fell.  Finally
only he was standing.  As he stood surveying his territory, he noticed a lone
enemy moving towards him.  Bangety bang bang.  Nothing happened.  Stabbety stab
stab.  Nothing happened.  He tried it over and over again, but nothing
happened.  The lone soldier kept advancing.  The enemy soldier just stomped
over him.
	As he laid there dying, he heard the enemy soldier going "tankety tank
tank"
---go read life in rec.humor---
	Ciao.

-Tai
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