HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: TRIVIA QUIZ: a warmup, part 4398579843598435349
Keywords: Key! Key! Key! Key! Sexy Lawn mowers!
Date: 16 Aug 92 12:12:27 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <BszDC2.2no@wrs.com> gak@wrs.com writes:
|In article 29043@abekrd.co.uk, graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths) writes:
|>In <BsuAFw.29n@wrs.com> gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven) writes:
|>
|>>Rill - North Wales.
|>
|>	Close, its actually Rhyll but thats the Welsh for you.  8->
|
|Euy nyver sydd Euy cwldd spyll.

Ah, well, yes ... erm ... quite! Now, could some kind soul please
pass me that chopping knife overthere? No, no ... that big one,
next to my pet jelly fish. Now, ok then ... bend over while I spank
you with my smelly hanky and chop me head off ... *smash* ... <thud>

Jos aka I taste better when I'm decapitated!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: PS
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 22:03:00 GMT

>>>=>While I'm posting all these useless messages, I would just like
>>>=>to add that I have nothing to say.
>>>	Jolly good, because you're a very silly man, and I'm NOT going to 
>>>interview you .... while I'm on the subject, can I just say that this is the
>>>4128789342534th useless message I've posted to alt.fan.python ..... no?
>>>thought not ....
>>> 
>>>=>same J sls Just don't say the word m*tr*ss around Mr. Lambert.
>>>Simon aka not ready for any musical interludes ...... yet [assorted sounds of
>>>	  a bass guitar being tuned up....]
>>Ok. We got a guitarist and a bassist...any drummers out there?
> 
>Yeah... me dad's been practising by bashing on me 'ead all these years...
>'ee's missing an elbow, but I don't think that'll affect his lack of rhythm.

Good enough! He's in...need a singer now...and someone on the mouse organ. Oh,
yea. We'll need you too, or just you're head. Yer Dad's gotta pound on 
*something*...

>>We need a band name...
> 
>How 'bout "Dead Herring" ?

Hmmm. I was thinking more along the lines of "Comatose Broccoli"...

>>Ratboy the Tone-Deaf
>Meetch aka *ding--ding ding ding ding ding ding ding* I see watcha mean..
Ratboy the Ding-Deaf
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: TRIVIA QUIZ: a warmup, part 4398579843598435349
Keywords: Key! Key! Key! Key! Sexy Lawn mowers!
Date: 19 Aug 92 10:51:54 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <18AUG199216564284@zeus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
|> >>Ah, well, yes ... erm ... quite! Now, could some kind soul please
|> >>pass me that chopping knife overthere? No, no ... that big one,
|> >>next to my pet jelly fish. Now, ok then ... bend over while I spank
|> >>you with my smelly hanky and chop me head off ... *smash* ... <thud>
|> > 
|> >>Jos aka I taste better when I'm decapitated!
|> >Meetch aka But I'd rather eat Johnson!
|> Ratboy aka Eeeew! Not with that gamely leg. Let's have the peaches.

My lords, laddies and gentlemen....

(oh I thought you said speeches)

Michael aka NOT ratboy (it's a hamster)
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Sound fx
Date: 14 Aug 92 19:27:01 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () writes:
> <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>  
> >>
> >>>Thank you, Graehem, um, Grayhem (damn) Thank you, geranium <BANG!><BANG!>
> >>
> >>>PKT aka there, that's got rid of me.........
> >>Bum. (MNSio in this guy's...)
> >Sal aka Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. BUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!
> >        (T'isn't the suspense killing you?)
> Chris aka It certainly killed the other chap! (bang bang and all that. . .)

Erm.......well, I'm not dead yet......

PKT aka I don't want to go on the cart!
From: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Jamesa Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: And now a Man with Three Testes ...
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:26:04 GMT
Reply-To: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

One.
Two.
Three.
Intestines.
Intestines.
One.
Two.

me Jas aka Hello, pretty birdy, Hello, Hello, pretty bird{ooof}{BANG}
	{crumple}{crumple}{SLUMP}
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 92 04:10:42 GMT

corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra) boasts:

>Lisa,

>Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.

The Meaning of Life is not - I repeat IS NOT 42.  It's actually a movie..

And even then, the ultimate answer is not 42.  It's "forty-two".

>Corun aka 42
Meetch aka Sorry for the inconvenience. *thump*
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SCRIPTS
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 16 Aug 92 15:44:57
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk)'s message of 13 Aug 92 11:02:16 GMTLines: 13


. IF ANYONE HAS SCIPTS TO THE HOLY GRAIL OR THE LIFE OF BRIAN, E MAIL ME A COPY
. OR POST IT PLEASE.

This man, Ladies and Gentlemens, is obviously a looney.  From past
experience I can tell you all, with utmost certainty, that sending a
copy or a Post-It though Email does not work.  Now if he had just
given us his FAX machine number, that would be a whole new cricket
match.  Of course, who among us would admit to having a Scipt, anyway?


Dan aka Post-It is a registered Trade Mark of Minnesota Mining and
Manufacturing, Inc.  All rights reserved.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: What?!?
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 02:29:22 GMT

In article <17AUG199219205479@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>Sheesh! I'm gone 4 days and you guys post 135 new articles! Maniacs...
>
>Michael aka I can top *that*...you just wait!
Chris aka Another aka infected with Jester's Syndrome. . .
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: What the what!
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 03:28:57 GMT

Silly_boy@cs.man.ac.uk babbles on:

>In article <0NXJPB3w164w@sys6626.bison.mb.ca>, titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Titanium Knight) writes:
>|> Are you all crazy on here????!!!!
>|>  
>|> Titan
>|>  
>|> PS: I'd like the Holy Grail script too.  Pretty please!
>|> 



>okay okay okay.... before this gets of of hand (come back)... if anybody thinks that
>my posting of "it" (nudge nudge) implied that I had a crypt (ahem that should be
>Script you bloodsucker,..... argggggghhhh ok ok ok crypt) of the Holey Brail then I
>would like to (what's that word, again?) a-poly- (hint for new thread) -gise for the
Bloody parrots... 'ELLO MISS ?

>state of the world, I mean for posting "it" (no, not infant technolego) when I haven't
>had a crap errr crypt errr ok... I'll make it simple:

Yech, 80 columns or less puhlease!

>I did not mean to|two|three|too|2|tu|tou
Don't do it again, or I shall taunt you a third time.

>Mucky Ale
Meetch aka 'ee's definitely out of it - call the white truck!
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: love........
Date: 17 Aug 92 16:02:39 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <168467EF6.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
|> In article <1992Aug16.102233.3936@DIALix.oz.au>
|> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
|>  
|> >
|> >In <92226.100121MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
|> >
|> >>O.K. I lied. Maybe a few more posts.
|> >
|> >>In article <16842800F.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu says:
|> >>>
|> >>>In article <92225.112246MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
|> >>><MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
|> >>>
|> >>>>
|> >>>>>>>>>>Chris aka Travel to exciting and exotic boardrooms. . .well, that's what
|> >>>>the
|> >>>>>>>>>>recruiting poster said. . .
|> >>>>>>>>>>Sal aka Are you sure you don't want to be a lion tamer?
|> >>>>>>>>>>        They're kind of cute, they look like this: [picture of lion]
|> >>>>>>>>>Um... sal? About that picture of the Lion with the long tongue
|> >>>>>>>>>that's eating those little ants?
|> >>>>>>>>>There's a large anteater behind you.
|> >>>>>>>>Chris aka Are there any large ants we could feed it?
|> >>>>>>>Sionm... Well we might be OK... it just got one of the officer's
|> >>>>>>>legs.
|> >>>>>>Chris aka Wot?!?! One of the officers is a LARGE ANT?!?!?!?!?
|> >>>>>Nope... he was a smallish uncle.
|> >>>>Chris aka Is there a such thing as an Uncle-eater? (besides an aunt)
|> >>>>Sal aka Of course there is! an Uncleater is a little known genus in
|> >>>>    the Lawnmowerus species. It chews up retired old men, with a
|> >>>>    particular taste for uncles and recently divorced falafels!
|> >>>I wonder what their habitat is like. . . .
|> >>>Chris aka Lawn Boy.
|> >>Sal aka Their natural habitat is the rainforests of latin america,
|> >>    but because they were all cut down, they were forced to migrate.
|> >>    They used to feed on various forms of uncs, and upon reaching
|> >>    America, found what we call "uncles" and chowed down. The falafel
|> >>    habit is unexplainable. Its not funny, its true.
|> >Meetch aka I've 'eard that people are locking them in garden sheds...
|> >
|> >>P.S. Where's everybody else? You know that your class participation
|> >>     grade goes down when only Chris and Sal answer!
|> >P.P.S. Do I get brownie points for this ?
|> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.

AKA Michael. I think that I'd rather have the brownie
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: What the what!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 10:20:35 GMT


>>>>>>Are you all crazy on here????!!!!
>>>>>No, I'm a village idiot. My family's been in the idiot business for nigh on
>>>>>400 yars...
>>>>But these new idiots aren't like in the old days. I suppose you have
>>>>a diploma.
>>>Yea. Got my kick in the head too. But the bastards scoffed out on the 
>>>handfull of mud! Something about budget cuts...I did get a bite on the bum,
>>>though.
>>Oooh. You're lucky. When I were young, we had to GIVE someone a bite
>>on the bum!
>Pull the other one!
Yeah. We had to do that too!

>>>>>>Titan
>>>>>Ratboy aka Burn him! He's got no AKA!
>>>>MSNio aka either do I... <shit>
>>>Ratboy aka either or neither nor I before E except after C drop the E and
>>>  add an ES damn I hate english
>>IOSnm... there. Lost the damn thing.
>Oh. Here it is.
No... keep it away from me... it's such a bloody noing!

>>>>>>PS: I'd like the Holy Grail script too.  Pretty please!
>>>>>PSS: Whatcha gimme for it? (winky winky)
>>>>PiSS: How many eyes you got there Ratboy? Two... ooooh. Eyes burn,
>>>>      ratboy.
>>>PiSSS: Do you see any I's in Ratboy? I don't, but then I don't have any
>>>       eyes, do I? Someone lead me to the lavvy?
>>3.1415927's : I's in Ratboy? <poke> <poke> <squish> <squish>. Nope.
>E=MC^2:  Oh great! Now look at what you did! Got Ratboy all over your hands!
>         You ever heard of using a mallet? 
1+1=2 : A MALLET? Wotever happened to a nice little chainsaw? You
don't have to go straight for the mallet now, do you boy?
>> 
>>Aka aka I'm a lost li'll aka. Can anyone help me find my SOin?m?
>>    I'm weally scarded, and I'm aaaaall losted too! Waaaah. i want
>>    my snio.m.. *:(((((

>{BANG!!} There. That should do it. Put it out of it's misery, I say. Silly
>   bunt.

>Ratboy aka Arright! Who's next, ay?
Um... You.

Erm... Did I sign this?
No. Right.. u....opsinm -p1:ew
:wq
It's not working!
From: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Jamesa Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: What the ???
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:22:24 GMT
Reply-To: jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

Roit!!!

Here I am posting this *BEAUTIFUL* post, but I gets this nastybad ERROR-
MESSAGE !!!

So, what am I to do?? I've already got half a wall wottled, and now this??

PostAgain says that little blue fuzzy thing standing on me left shoulder,
so I does.
BUT NOOOOOO!! The evil VAXgod rejects me words o' wisdom!!

Again, I post!! Have at theee, O vile machine-what-is-in-powerful-need-
of-a-REAL-operating-system!!!
Replies it, "ERROR ERRIR ERRUR!!!"

"Post On!!!" declare I, but I am once more cut off at the Nees!!

"Run Away!!!" yelp Brave Sir Robin and meself, on the off chance that
mayhap we can avoid various painful things from happening to our various
bodily extrememities.

So the upshod is, apparently the Cat and I were able to successfully
Confuse the Forceps of Darkness and post not once, not twice, not thrice,
but (wait for it ....) force!!!

mesaJ tyt Who was that masked rabbit, anyway??
From: MICHAEL@cs.man.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A new Thread
Date: 14 Aug 92 12:28:42 GMT
Reply-To: HalMice%anagram_creater@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <ins450m.713769333@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
|> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> 
|> 
|> >Here in its entirety is a new thread..yes..after wading through 40 posts of 
|> >nothing but old threads (5 months old to be exact) I have decide to start
|> >an entirely new thread..and he it goes.
|> Thats why I ain't been here dalring.
|> Nothing new to see.
|> 
|> >The I want to be Just Like Jestre Thread...
|> Ok.
|> How bout the "I hate vi" thread?

vi?? christ you must have a good memory
whoops, sorry forgot this was a humourous newsgroup,.,,
vi? hahahaha hahaah ha aah (aha laugk)

|> 
|> >Just list in order the 10 simple steps
|> >to be just like Jester.....I wil start with #1 and simply post the others.
|> 
|> >1. Make threads revolving entirely around himself.
Doesn't he get knotted?
|> 2. Swoon continuously over females named Katie.

3. aka 

|> Your turn Tia or Nsiom
Huh... none of the rest of us count? 
   [all together 1,3,4,2,5,ummm... ]

Nsiom=anag(Simon)
Tia=anag(Ati {as in 'ati boy, goforit:-})
Eccles=anag(cleese... mispelt! :-{GROAN}

Male Chi.
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Date: 14 Aug 92 19:37:46 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) writes:
> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) scribbled : 
> =>	ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) did say :
> =>->00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
> =>->>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
> =>->>>exs16@po.CWRU.Edu (Eugene Shumulinsky) writes:
> =>->>>>
> =>->>>>   Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time, but could
> =>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct me to 
> =>->>>> where I can find it.
> =>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
> =>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
> =>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
> =>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
> =>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
> =>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
> Simon aka A SCRIPT REQUESTER!!! BURN 'IM!!!!

No, mate.....we don't burn (BURRRRRNNNNNNN!!!<slap> oops, excuse me) script
    requestors, we play games with their minds until they start posting to 
    rec.leather.undies.

PKT aka get it right, eh?
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SCRIPTS
Date: 21 Aug 92 09:39:36 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <s-hy7kq@rpi.edu>, morale@vccsouth22.its.rpi.edu (Enrique Morales) writes:
|> lindq@etek.chalmers.se (Johan Lindqvist) writes:
|> 
|> >In article <5740@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>, bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-) writes:
|> >|> In article <1992Aug12.135013.559@ccsvax.sfasu.edu>, z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
|> >|> |> IF ANYONE HAS SCIPTS TO THE HOLY GRAIL OR THE LIFE OF BRIAN, E MAIL ME A COPY
|> >|> |> OR POST IT PLEASE.
|> >|> 
|> >|> 
|> >|> "it"
|> 
|> >No not that word.................
|> 
|> Oh no!! He said it.  AAARRGGhhhh  I said it. AAARRRGGHHHHH..........
|> 

Not just once, but twice, and you know what that means.....

|> 
|> >______________________________________________________________________________
|> >Johan Lindqvist                     |Due to lack of interest, tomorrow
|> >Gothenburg         Mail:            |has been cancelled.
|> >Sweden      lindq@etek.chalmers.se  |
|> >______________________________________________________________________________
                                           
                                          Due to lack of tomorrow, interest
                                          has been cancelled.

|> 
|> Enrique
|> aka
|> juggler
|> aka 
|> I'm back to mess with the aka admins  **evil laugh**

Michael aka Did you know that "aka" was Swedish for "I really enjoyed eating that
trifle whilst having a hot and steamy saunda"?
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SCRIPTS
Date: 16 Aug 92 22:09:17 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <DJOHNSON.92Aug16154457@gutenberg.gac.edu>, djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|> 
|> . IF ANYONE HAS SCIPTS TO THE HOLY GRAIL OR THE LIFE OF BRIAN, E MAIL ME A COPY
|> . OR POST IT PLEASE.
|> 
|> This man, Ladies and Gentlemens, is obviously a looney.  From past
|> experience I can tell you all, with utmost certainty, that sending a
|> copy or a Post-It though Email does not work.  Now if he had just
|> given us his FAX machine number, that would be a whole new cricket
|> match.  Of course, who among us would admit to having a Scipt, anyway?
                                                           *****
It says here that (let me see if I can read this wobberly):
"We definitely have NO scipts [or is that s*ipts? I *an't remember whether I *an
pronoun*e *'s or not....]"
  

|> Dan aka Post-It is a registered Trade Mark of Minnesota Mining and
|> Manufacturing, Inc.  All rights reserved.

Michael nxn Fuck-It is a registered Fade Mark of Minny;s Muck-up and 
Confusing Limited Edition (while stocks last). All lefts unreservedly 












 P.....S..... did somebody say stocks?
              can I throw the first sponge?
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: love........
Date: 21 Aug 92 02:44:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

>|> |> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
>|> AKA Michael. I think that I'd rather have the brownie
> 
>I think I'd still rather eat Johnson, sir...

You and Eccles eat Johnson. Jos and Jester eat Michael (It's a hamster).
Simon and I will eat Tia's leg, and save the rest for supper. We'll start with
the speeches...leeches...peaches.

>--lisa aka still no sign of land...
Ratboy aka I don't think I ruined the mood.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: A bet!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 05:31:00 GMT

>I've been watching the shows for years, but I have just one question.  Which
>one person is Monty Python?

Ho-HO! We *have* to burn this guy!!! BURN HIM!!! TURN HIM INTO A NEWT!!! He 
*won't* get better!!!

>I have a bet with a friend of mine and he says that they all are part of the
>troupe called Monty Python but I think that he is full of it.

I'm afraid your fine friend is right, Concord. The tall statesman-looking one 
that played the undertaker, King Arthur, etc is Graham Chapman. The other tall
one, with darker hair, is John Cleese. The short chubby one that sits naked on
the pianos stool is Terry Jones. The one who does all the long monlogues (i.e.
the travel agent sketch) is Eric Idle. The one that does all the funny voices
and plays Missus Niggerbaiter is Michael Palin. And the one that does the
animation and was Mao Tse-Tung in The Hollywood Bowl is Terry Gilliam. 
Occasionally there is Carol Cleveland and Neil Innes. And that choir that I
can't remember the name of...

>Send me e-mail please so that I can prove him wrong.

Sorry. It's much more fun to post and watch the aka's pile up...

>Thanks.

It was nada...

>	-Tom-
Ratboy aka if you want to know how they got the name Monty Python's Flying
  Circus just request a transcription of Life of Python...I'll start it here
  any day now...
From: The_HAMSTER@cs.man.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Testes (sounds a bit R*U*D*E to me...)
Date: 16 Aug 92 15:14:55 GMT
Reply-To: That_aint_no_hamster_Its_a_RAT
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <5779@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>, bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-) writes:
|> In article <3235@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|> |> In article <5751@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> Dorothy writes:
|> |> |In article <1684283B5.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
|> |> ||> In article <sprooney.713633179@unix1.tcd.ie>
|> |> ||> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|> |> ||>  
|> |> ||> >
|> |> ||> >>>Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
|> |> ||> >>>Three?!?
|> |> ||> >>>
|> |> ||> >>>SOInm.
|> |> ||> >
|> |> ||> >>Wow! with equipment like that it must simply be *magic* bein' married to
|> |> ||> >>you!  That is. . .  if I was a woman (which I'm almost sure that I'm not, but
|> |> ||> >>I could be wrong, but on the other hand. . . <SLAP!> thank you.)
|> |> ||> >Well. I suppose I could put you on the list... just pick a number,
|> |> ||> >and sit down over there. (That's it... far side of the room, so I
|> |> ||> >can't see you any more. Good boy. (BOY?!?)
|> |> ||> >>
|> |> ||> >>Chris aka EEEEEEEEEEEK!
|> |> ||> >ioSnm kaa OOK!
|> |> ||> Chris aka Call me Dr. Frank N. Furter. . .
|> |> |Michael NOT aka 010 574 2828....
|> |> |                 ring ring
|> |> |                  ring ring
|> |> |                   "Hello, Dr F'N Farter's office...."
|> |> |                     Chris - I've called him/her, now what?                     
|> |> 
|> |> Quick! Say something to him, you twit! Don't make a fool out of us all!
|> |> Say something! (shove, push, pushing Michael aside ...) Gimme that phone!
|> |> 
|> |> Hello? Dr. Fancy Farter? Hello? Can you hear me? Yes! Yes! It's me!
|> |> Jos! d'ya remember me? ... Hello? <beeb>  <beeb>  <beeb>  <beeb> ...
|> |> 
|> |> Now, look what you've done! He hung up! You've frightened him! You
|> |> simply scared 'im off! Now, call that man again and apologize! 
|> 
|> 010 574 2829,,,,, You are a "gain" AND a "polo gize"

oh flipping flopping large ones... Manuel - you dialed the wrong number now take SPLAT
that and SPLAT SPLAT that and (oh this is fun.... where's that flogging mailing) and
SPLAT BLAT 'n' SPALARONATONGAMUNAT

|> |> Jos aka What does a telephone taste like?
|> <| Michael blb Piss judging by the ones around here
Lie Mach cmc Yummy yummy
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