From: kristyp@coos.dartmouth.edu (Kristy Patterson)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: update for Monday 10/12
Keywords: Are We stupid or what?
Date: 13 Oct 92 13:34:37 GMT
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Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

In article <1992Oct13.020854.27763@cbnewsc.cb.att.com> dwv@cbnewsc.cb.att.com (Dave Vollman) writes:
>1) Tom and Livia tie that knot!
>
>	Well, it's finally happened. Tom and livia have tied the
>	knot to become the first interracial married couple in
>	PV. The usual cast of characters was at the wedding
>	(read: everyone except Carter and Nat). Livia comes down the
>	aisle to Bach's "Sheep May Safely Graze," Played by James
>	Galway on Flute.

You're kidding.  "SHEEP MAY SAFELY GRAZE?"  Maybe I've heard too many
fraternity urban legends, but this strikes me as REALLY, REALLY funny.
I know, I'm a sick individual. :-)


>2) Nat goes "Rockin' down the Highway"
>
>	Timmy comes in to visit Nat after his soccer game. He is
>	alarmed to find she is gone. Chopper and Dr. BJ come in
>	to comfort him, but Tim is insistent that something is
>	rotten in PV. (ED NOTE: This kid has a history of knowing
>	what the He** is going on, will someone PLEASE listen to
>	him?)

No kidding.  Gee, Trev hasn't had any reason to trust Timmy's instincts
before... what a maroon. (Trev, not Timmy)  I think Timmy should be chief
of police... make that Chief of Staff at the hospital, too (see below)!

>       Carter takes Nat for a picnic, and then begins to drive
>	toward center city. About this time, our fine hospital staff
>	has decided that losing a patient MAY mean something is wrong.

Gee, thanks Sherlock.  The woman hasn't been out of the hospital in HOW
many weeks, is blind and giving every appearance of being totally helpless
(remember the phone effort)... why worry that she appears to have wandered
away without a word to anyone...?  HELLO?

>	Tim-man describes Carter to the assembled Brain trust, and they
>	decide to talk to Trevor in person. Why they didn't call on
>	his personal communicator I don't know. Trev gets a picture
>	of Carter faxed to the reception, and after cutting off the
>	prison number, Timman does a pos ID on him. Jeremy joins the
>	posse. (Hey Jer, abouttime for the Jervision studios to fire up,
>	eh). About this time, Nat starts to figure out they are going
>	the wrong way, by using what's left of her senses. She then
>	feels Carter's face, and realizes she is in deep DoDo.

Now you're telling me that Not can't dial the phone, but she can figure
out that it's Carter from FEELING HIS FACE?  Like she'd ever touched Carter's
face BEFORE?  (Unless the stubble gave him away...)

>Unanswered Questions:
>
>1) How do these Pine Valley folks get full orchestras for their weddings?

$

>2) What kind of car does Brian drive.

I picture him in a tremendous Chevy Impala.  Or maybe a pickup truck.

>3) Did Lucas request "Having My Baby" at the reception?

:-)

>4) Who Dyed Tom's hair?

The Dye Witch of Blonde Death and the Dye Queen of the Black Kingdom had
a tremendous battle, and well, you know the rest...

>5) Where is Harold?

Harassing Winnifred to let him out to go save Not from Carter/Kyle/Psychoguy.

>6) Why wasn't Berniker invited to the wedding?

Someone had to hang at the police station to issue that APB...

>7) Is Wildwind on the way to Center City?

Wildwind has this Zen thing going; it's wherever it needs to be. In PV,
outside PV, near the hunting lodge, 20 miles away... that's why no one
ever saw it until the well storyline.  Dim brought it back with him from
Europe.  Look for it to disappear when they take it to Budapest in November.

>7a) Has Dimitri had that well filled in yet?

Nah, someone probably put Hugo in there.

>8) What type of underwear is Gloria wearing now?

White cotton panties.  Goes with her new goody-two-shoes image.

>9) Has Jeremy been to his Gallery lately?

No, he's FAR too busy saving blondes (except Not, guess it only worked on Kate
Collins, and was permanently damaged before the well).

>10) How does Carter keep his stubble at a consistent length?

Took Don Johnson's I'm An Unshaven Actor class.

>Have Fun!

:-)

-Kristy

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