From: 2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: alt.games.sf2
Subject: THE QUEST TO SAVE CHUN LI
Date: 12 Apr 92 19:27:54 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

In article <1992Apr12.164646.39278@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>, 2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
> In article <00958E7F.3EA3CA00@Msu.oscs.montana.edu>, icsjp170@Msu.oscs.montana.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Apr10.015620.39191@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>, 2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
>> 
>>   (alot of good stuff deleted here)
>> 
>>>Well that is my story.  It was great sex, but my wife knows something is 
>>>wrong, ever since I make her wear studded bras and spandex panties.  Please, 
>>>if any of you masters think that you can last 456 rounds against Bison, and 
>>>then masturbate in public and handle Anal noogies please contact me.  I have
>>>to save that dame, and have her do another me-me-ya-fuck to my face. Please I
>>>am desperate.  Please contact me.
>>>
>>>-"chun-liless CHRIS LYMAN".....2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu"
>>>
>>>
>>>'Oh where have you gone my beauty"....I shall weep forever more....
>>> 
>>>
>> 
>>    Well dude, here's the story, I can get to the 455th round, but then something
>> odd happens.
>> Bison pulls this Semi-automatic weapon out from underneath the large decorative
>> bell and lays waste to Poor Chun for 30 seconds of nonstop continuous autofire.
>> I've tried everything, the helicopter kick, jumping off the wall in hopes to
>> surprise him and throw him before his reactions can tell him to point the gun a
>> different direction but, nuttin works.  I noticed Chun has 2 bracelets, do you
>> suppose she's supposed to throw one to stop the gun and the other to break the
>> screen?
>>    Ah well, back to pumpin quarters into the machine!
>> Later all, and if ya figure out how to block that machine gun, I think we might
>> have a chance!
>> 
>> Phantom
>> 
> Hm....well, Well after I read your response to my tragic tale..I went back and
> played.  I'll be darned if you aren't right...in the 455th round Bison
> does get this mean looking UZI.  I cried when he kept pumping CHUNCHUN's 
> heaving breasts choc-full-o-lead.  However after obliterating me the
> first round...I found a strategy that won the next round:
> 
> In the begginning of the round back up all the way to the corner.  Immediatley
> jump in the air, and Bison will shoot up at a 45 degree angle at you. The 
> first volley will miss you so you have a second to react.  When you hit the 
> ground after the initial jump...jump towards him as if you were doing
> the HEAD STOMP.  You will step on the first bullet, and likewise the other
> bullets.  So basically you will be walking on bullets as you approach him.
> THe cool part of this is...the bullets are being deflected of of your
> Adamantium boots and back into his chest and genitals.  MEGA DAMAGE.
> Well I won that round but I jumped to late, in the second round and he
> nailed me where it counts...my poor lover yelled Ohhhhh....instead of
> Ahh.....when she slumped over.  I think it killed her and my child she was
> carrying.  Anyway try that and let me know if The bracelet/Sheng Long is true.
> I suspect it is because my sex goddess would not lie.
> 
> LONG LIVE LI.................
> 2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
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