HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: hunt for the abode
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: i wrote this because of mail i got from beth.
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	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: abodes 
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 18:41:26 GMT
Expires: never

i grabbed the four pounds of czech red plastic explosive i had left and
went out hunting for the elusive abode. the last time i went out looking
for them i only took my rifle. it wasn't enough. in fact they acted like
they enjoyed it. this time i'm prepared. i need an abode and i need it
fast.  i'm sick of screwing around with ineffective ways of catching one.
this time i'll take one, dead or alive. i threw the plastique in my
shoulder bag, left the dog some food and took off on foot for the
mountains. 

	well, i could go on and on about how i tracked the damned abode 
herd for days if not weeks but i really don't see the point. in the end i 
trapped an excellent abode by creating a giant crater in front of the 
stampeding herd. i did this by detonating all four pounds of the plastique 
at exactly the right time. this was determined by my instant analysis of 
the herds speed and the probability that they would make a sharp right hand 
turn at a nearby patch of sillal. that doesn't mean much to the abodes, 
especially since they don't have right or left hands. i called a freight 
company and had them retrieve the abode from the hole and bring down to my 
property. after fencing it in i was finally able to nail it to the platform 
i had poured a week earlier. it screamed a bit but don't ever let that fool 
you. abodes love to have nails stuck in them. they just scream to freak you 
out. hell, once i was spying on a herd of abodes and they were going 
through a weird ritual that seemed a lot like body piercing. they also 
seemed to be laughing. i highly suggest catching your own abode. not only 
is it cheaper, but you can choose which one you want and you get the 
pleasure of telling all your friends (if you have any) that you bagged this 
one yourself after tracking a herd for two weeks and living on nothing but 
pinion nuts and grass.


--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38359 misc.test:13137 alt.politics.clinton:17306
From: mrx@sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: should be taken only on the advice of a physician
Date: 17 Nov 92 00:33:38 GMT
Organization: the atrocity exhibition

gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:

>I've been substituting a "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
>for my afternoon coffee. Instead of using normal sugar, I decided to use
>the little yellow packets of "Sugar Twin[tm]" instead. I like using this
>substitute, because it jumps around a lot when I add it to the tea, as
>if it is alive. 

i've been substituting benzene laced
with hexachloraphene for my afternoon
coffee (making sure not to operate
heavy machinery for at least an hour
afterwards), and decided to use crystals
of cobalt-60 in place of sugar (the 
blue glow at the bottom of the cup is
quite beautiful).

>Why would anyone use this chemical junk as a substitute for sugar?

the fact that you have to ask this
questions shows just how much you
need to learn.


		mister x

		better living through science
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Doogie Houser's lost journal entry
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 03:13:46 GMT

       Personal Journal of Dr. Douglas Houser, M.D.

	   January 12, 1991:  Yippee!  Finally lost virginity.  Wait until I
	   tell Vinny.  Question: should I tell Wanda about the lesion on her
	   cervix that I found while I was down there?  I suppose it would be
	   the ethical thing to do, but if it's malignant, she may never want
	   to have sex again.

------------------------------------------------------------
mark schnitzius           |  seeking guitar songbook for the
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu  |  clash's "london calling".  does
univ. of central florida  |  one even exist?  will pay top $
------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: recycled rant
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:15:25 GMT


kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>	:
>	:
>   show you that Frege numbers are no good for counting up basketball
>   scores, and posting from machines named hydrox after watching an
>   episode of Beverly Hills 90210 (did I get the zip code right, any
>   of you who are not hormonally disadvantaged?) has something to do
>   with Tarskian hierarchies, anyway, everything I say is false, ergo,
>   I will fall into a Gap store and never be heard from again.

One of the ways I used to support myself when I was in my burned out
acoholic musician phase living in LA was to work at UPS.  And one of
the trucks I used to load was, you guessed it, Beverly Hills.  I once
had all the zip codes from east LA to venice beach stored in my wet
spongy little RAM.  

This just seemed to be the appropiate little lull
in tb traffic to throw that factoid in...

--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"  -R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Advice on the reading of rec.humor
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 18:51:15 GMT

rec.humor:!s:Ascii
rec.humor:!s:Quayle
rec.humor:!s:aggie
rec.humor:!s:allen
rec.humor:!s:blond
rec.humor:!s:bush
rec.humor:!s:confuc
rec.humor:!s:confus
rec.humor:!s:do it
rec.humor:!s:lawyer
rec.humor:!s:me too
rec.humor:!s:nursery
rec.humor:!s:oxymoron
rec.humor:!s:polack
rec.humor:!s:request
rec.humor:!s:rocky horr
rec.humor:!s:sorority
rec.humor:!s:text
rec.humor:!s:tom swift
rec.humor:!s:toxic custard
rec.humor:!s:wanted
rec.humor:!s:woody
rec.humor:!s=:ascii pic
-- 
ben							*****
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu					***
Do not go gentle into that good night!			   ****   *
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From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ssc
Distribution: world
Date: 22 Nov 92 00:37:28 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love


I enjoy the "Sweeps Moment" on "The Edge."
--
"...Sometimes piecing together ideas | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 as though making a collage cut      | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 from a magazine. Hoping that my     |------------------------------
 random non sequiturs will appear as great intellectual leaps.           
 Which, of course, they do." Joe Frank's Work in Progress "Iceland"
 -------------------------------------------------------------------
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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: apples
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.jobs.offered,rec.pets,misc.test
Summary: fruit is good for you eat lots and lots and then go to the loo
Keywords: fun fun fun and yet more fun
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 18:55:30 GMT

whenever i eat an apple i burn excessively for about ten minutes. this
does not happen with other fruits. i wonder if i am digesting said apple
instantaneously. hmmmm. it would be kinda cool to watch. maybe some eally
creative plastic surgeon dude will make a clear cover they can put ove
your abdomen and stomach so i could watch what was going on. nifty idea
dude!! i think i'll market it. buy a 'clear abdomen'(tm) and get a free
NUCLEAR HOLOCUST HEARING AID (tm). way cool, dooood!!!
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 06:04:05 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <sjvq80c@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>
>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu writes:
>|gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>||Mark., a woman is much, much more than a body pillow
>|Yeah, I hear she's a smoke.
>
>What kind of smoke would she be?

A Tiparillo.

"Promise her anything, but show her the tip of your rillo."

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Date: 22 Nov 1992 14:14:12 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov20.155655.5250@telesciences.com> srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) writes:
>In article <98350@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>>>
>>Well, I do get 1/3 off employee discount...
>
>	What does one do with 1/3 off an employee?

That depends on which third you get.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: caffiene crash, 11am
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Keywords: ignore
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 21 Nov 92 22:55:35 CST


rick kelly relates another tale of Gore:

>At the next outing period, the guy went into a rage and broke the officer's
>next.

Many are the times I have wanted to smash a Macintosh.

I hope *that's* not a federal offense.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Subject: Something to ponder...
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 22:28:26 GMT

Has anyone ever seen Rob Dobson and Mike Civita together?

ata boy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: short shameful decision
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 19:07:50 GMT


i finished my written account of the train ride my friends and i took to
green river wyoming. i can't decide if i i will post it. probably will.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: For the creative-minded
X-Xxdate: Sun, 22 Nov 92 21: 32:05 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 21:26:24 GMT

In article <XIBO.92Nov22060440@fido.fido.econ.arizona.edu> Mr. Coates,
xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu writes:
>I'm now entertaining suggestions on what to do with 30 miniature
>aluminum pie-pans, besides just throw them away.  

Seems to me that the appropriate thing to do would be to whip up 30 miniature
aluminum pies.  


.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                                Bite down hard, now
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short shameful relief
Date: 19 Nov 1992 08:19:59 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <74423@apple.apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
*grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy) writes:
*|I have become the mister HEINOUS of television viewing.
*
*Don't get me wrong -- I always appreciate scholarly papers about the
*genre -- but I think you got quite a ways to go before you can start
*claiming my digs, boyeee.
*
*I mean, let's consider you, versus, say, cj's ex-roommate. You've
*probably WATCHED Kojak and Charlie's Angels. He's MEMORIZED them. ALL
*of them.

That's all?  Piker. 

You are talking to the Amazing Child Who Had No Life.  I watched them all.
And I do mean ALL.  Pre-cable, no less.  I have become so in tune with the
TV mentality that I can watch a show I have never seen before, figure out
who all the characters are, learn their basic quirks, analyze the
situation, and determine the outcome of the plot less than 10 minutes into
the show.  In some cases, I can even predict actual dialogue.  It is a
symbiotic relationship I have with the Great Box.

Two shows...pah.


Mark "I know someone who reads Sassy AND likes 90210" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: bliss
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 17 Nov 92 22:44:24 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month

It snowed!
It snowed!
It snowed!

Gerald
From: kenj@kambo.esd.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ECON 101
Date: 17 Nov 92 07:06:10 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: kambo.esd.sgi.com

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

>O.K., I'm gonna wise you all up. You know what a "leading economic
>indicator" is right. Well, for about 11 years now I've known about the
>most accurate, most foolproof one there is.
>My own financial situation.
>It has never failed to mirror the economy and lead it by 6 - 9 months.
>And the current outlook:
>                        More of the same.

So win the lottery.

- Ken
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: COLD BLOODED SHENANIGAN
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 07:26:51 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.172020.15706@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>Does the NSA grep the newsfeed like Kibo?
>

Actually, I am the NSA.
						-- K.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: VOLCANO * COLEUS
Date: 17 Nov 1992 18:25:03 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com
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X-Official: CENSOR PROCESSOR #3.  ALL
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X-Official: ROLLED INTO RESEARCH.

In article <BxtIoJ.31D@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>VOLCANO * COLEUS
>Plant in moist nitrogen rich soil. Keep flower spike pinched off.
                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I can understand the breathing part, but
does it become carnivorous if you don't
follow this last step?  (This could be
important to the current administration.)

				--Blair
				  "And I just threw out all
				   the moist, nitrogen-rich
				   soil when they took away
				   Carasso's last account."
From: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Girlfriend
Date: 19 Nov 92 15:41:01 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <1992Nov16.052219.18692@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:
>
>Ami Geiger Legare:  5' 3/4"
>
>
>so there

Yes, but she spells it with an i .  That's the difference.
If an [emi] is going to be any taller than 5'3", she's gotta
add an e in there somewhere.

 -- ASK


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: birdman@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Christopher Kush)
Subject: Turnips! Turnips and antifreeze!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,aus.scheme,alt.sex.sonja,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,rec.arts.erotica,alt.evil,alt.music.enya
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 10:13:20 GMT

This is *not* a cascade seed.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty)
Subject: Re: "Name My Band"
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 18:21:34 GMT

In article <7944@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>If it were an all-girl band you could call it The Fanny Farm. 
>
	there used to be an all chick band in seattle called dickless.
	it was fun to watch them play even though they really sucked. 
	heh.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep's Nightmare
Date: 15 Nov 92 21:28:32 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

"... well I dreamed there was an island, 
 that rose up from the sea,
 and everybody on the island
 was somebody from t.b."


rp -- real life 
      is exactly like 
      talk.bizarre 
      only much, 
      much
      weirder.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: double redundancy (was Re: Adventures of ASK)
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 19 Nov 92 10:06:58 CST


In article <1992Nov19.000200.2126@nmsu.edu>, sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
> 
> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
> 	:
> 	:
> >   "It depends.  I'm known by different names to different people."
> >   "What are my choices?"
> >   "ASK..."
> >   "I am asking."
> >   I skipped the Abbot and Costello routine and continued. "Tinkerbell.."
> 
> The surname Abbott has a double redundancy, 
> the clerical position doesn't.

Give it a rest. Abot. Not worth the energy. Take my word for it.

Carol
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Artemis Deserts Me
Organization: Rice University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 00:25:24 GMT

This Sunday I crouched in my deer stand from 5:20 in the morning until almost
noon.  It was cold and wet and misty, and I'm pretty sure somebody has screwed
up the sights on my thirty-thirty.  There was no beer.  

Didn't see ONE GODDAMN THING.
-- 
score one for Bambi's Mom,
HWRNMNBSOL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Questions only Canadians are dumb enough to ponder
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:09:20 GMT

KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL (002519m@ace.acadiau.ca) wrote:
: Does it take more than one name (item, entry, etc. - I've always been good 
: at synonyms) to make up a list?
 
Hell, you can even have a list with zero items on it.  Every list's gotta start
somewhere.

--
---Alfvaen("Pondered it myself, once 'pon a time.")
"Lucille was secretly thrilled when Norman sucked her toaster."
   ---B. Kliban
Current Album--Chris de Burgh:Flying Colours
Current Read--M.J. Engh:Arslan
From: damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Frustrated newbie: how do I emulate a terminal programatically?
Date: 15 Nov 92 15:35:36 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

se15@pius (Algorhythm) writes:

>I've been playing a multi user dungeon for a while now, and it's
>fiendishly difficult and time consuming! I want to write a program that
>will play this game on my behalf :-), so I can come back after a week and
>my character will have progressed a few levels. The idea I had in mind was
>to write a C program to emulate a terminal replacing the normal keyboard
>input with input generated by my program. This would then log on to the
>mud, and play my character involving parsing the mud's responses, and
>deciding what commands to send the mud.

>So now the problem: I've been searching the on-line unix manual for help
>with terminal emulation, but nothing seems to work. Using the "system"
>command from C, I can telnet to the mud, but after this, the input reverts
>to keyboard, and my program doesn't resume until I manually log off the
>mud.I've tried opening tty devices, and pty devices and writing to them
>but this doesn't seem to execute the commands.

>As you can see, my knowlege of unix is pretty hopeless.. I hope no one is
>offended.. :-)

>Please mail me if you can help.
>Thanks for reading..

>Paul

I've been reading news and posting articles for a while now, and it's
fiendishly difficult and time consuming! I want to write a program that
will deal with news on my behalf :-), so I can come back after a week and
my net.status will have progressed a few levels. The idea I had in mind was
to write a C program to emulate a terminal replacing the normal keyboard
input with input generated by my program. This would then execute `nn'
and play my character involving parsing other peoples' responses, and
deciding what posts to send or save.

So now the problem: I've been searching the on-line unix manual for help
with terminal emulation, but nothing seems to work. Using the "system"
command from C, I can execute `nn', but after this, the input reverts
to keyboard, and my program doesn't resume until I manually quit `nn'.
I've tried opening tty devices, and pty devices and writing to them
but this doesn't seem to execute the commands.

As you can see, my knowlege of unix is pretty hopeless.. I hope no one is
offended.. :-)

Please mail me if you can help.
Thanks for reading..

Roger "Mr Happy :-)" Carasso
--
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Writing device drivers
Date: 24 Nov 92 00:14:04 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


In article <1erqjkINNb5k@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu writes:
|Christ on a crutch!  Can't you be _subtle_ in this newsgroup
|anymore?  Hint?  Make covert allusions?  Insinuate, for god's
|sake?  Make intentional typos?

Nope.  Looked to me like you hadn't heard it, and were stumbling
upon the same joke, as the morphogenetic field warped you both,
and birds across England began ripping the tops of milk
bottles.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 04:19:11 GMT



Whatever happened to Amy S Khan,
riding the net alone
Whatever happened to Amy S Khan,
melska & weemba & the Kenosha Kid
oh
Whatever happened to Amy S Khan,
her... posts ... brave as can be
Whatever happened to Amy S Khan
has happened to the best of me.


mpl
don't tell me NOBODY else thought of this..

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty)
Subject: every...
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 22:27:20 GMT

every now and then it becomes necessary for me to drive and insanely rapid
speeds. this happened today. normally it would not be so bad but it just
dumped about a foot of snow and there is ice on the road in some places.
				
					living dangerously,
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Subject: Re: Advice on the reading of rec.humor
Organization: Undue Purversity
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 19:52:11 GMT

fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>rec.humor:!s:Ascii
>rec.humor:!s:Quayle
>rec.humor:!s:aggie
> [27 more deleted]

Better advice ---->  u

ata boy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: bliss
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 19 Nov 92 08:49:14 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month

aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:

>Gerald Oskoboiny (gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com) wrote:
>: It snowed!
>
>Go away.

Why yes, it did! How did you guess?

Don't worry, I saved some of it.

>---Alfvaen("Still no snow in Edmonton, thank God.")

I'm flying in to Edmonton for the weekend, I'll bring it with me.

Gerald -don't mention it
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
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Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 23:55:56 GMT

Every time I see the word 'puppies' written anywhere, I think
of alt.sex.bestiality.

	Mark  (Who, BTW, has never read any of the alt.sex.* groups.)

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