HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ciotti@wk42.nas.nasa.gov (Robert B. Ciotti)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles,rec.motorcycles.racing
Subject: Re: Helmet Reccomendations
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:07:10 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: NAS, NASA Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, CA

In article <jachies@fido.asd.sgi.com> spencer@hailwood.asd.sgi.com (Paul Spencer) writes:
>grw@HQ.Ileaf.COM (Gary Wasserman) says:
>>
>>General advice: My observation is that motorcyclists wearing white
>>helmets are more visible and are visible farther than motorcyclists
>>with darker or colored helmets.  The AGV is white with red/blue graphics.
>>Stick with white.

 As far as visibility goes, the fire department has found that yellow
or florescent yellow firetrucks have less accidents due to people not
seeing them. In germany, the emergency vehicles are a florescent pink/red,
about the same as the 92' honda dirt bikes. 

I find that a loud muffler is about the best way for the cagers to take note
of your existance.

Bob
From: steve@bucolix.ece.ncsu.edu (Steve Garnier)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: DoD number
Date: 13 Apr 92 17:55:41 GMT
Reply-To: steve@bucolix.ece.ncsu.edu (Steve Garnier)
Organization: North Carolina State University

In article <1992Apr13.094503.1@ulkyvx.louisville.edu> 
jnsims01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:
>In article <1992Apr11.200306.16519@ncsu.edu>, steve@bucolix.ece.ncsu.edu 
>  (Steve Garnier) writes:
>> In article <gdtlDsS00WBOQ1d51J@andrew.cmu.edu> 
>> ps3p+@andrew.cmu.edu (Peter A. Simon) writes:
><Lots of good back and forth bs deleted - back up and read it if you didn't 
>get it on the first go around...>
>
>People often ask why I spend my off-hours (well, maybe just a little
>work-time...) reading a board devoted to motorcycles, but usually featuring a
>good deal of inter-personal abuse. Its posts like this that are the reason!
>
>Although, I must say, Steve, that you're going a bit soft. This wasn't even
>scathing! Humorous, yes. Scathing, no. Maybe its the early signs of the
>softening up process which fatherhood brings on. First soft heart, then soft
>head. And yes, I know from personal experience. 8-)

Welllllll, I gave the KotBM a break 'cause he's a DoD-newbie and I like 
his sensahumus; anybody that wants to keep Bowel Movements can stand 
alone amongst his peers!  

But then _you_, John, _you_ who should know *better*, go and *RUIN* 
my Monday morning post-motorcycle-commute _glow_ by writing that I'm
"going a bit soft."  SOFT??!!!  Of all the unmitigated gall!  _You_ of
all people have the unabashed audacity, the rash and foolhardy temerity,
to impetuously perform such a hideous and disgusting act of effrontery
and slander most foul!  Boy-oh-boy, if anything makes my blood *boil*, 
it's some *ignorant* *wise-assed* *pencil-necked* *GEEK* falsely assessing 
*my* sexual capability!!!

John, are you one of those *dweebs* that cops pull over and then haul off 
to their caffeine-and-glucose hangout, only to chain to a corner stool, 
and using their donuts, play ring-toss with your extremely pointed head?!
Maybe _your_ soft head comes from all those stale donuts bouncing off of 
your spike-shaped skull!

Maybe you're the one who needs to get his cone honed, eh?

SOFT INDEED!  HARRUMMMPH!!

Oh.  You weren't talkin' about penises?

       ....oh.....never mind.......  ;-)
Steve Garnier - 1979 Yamaha XS1100SF Special with 156,000 miles and *climbing*
DoD #00000005 - KotF (The Daemon's Byte and Keeper of the Flame), NC Chapter
Internet:steve@bucolix.ece.ncsu.edu  UUCP:{?,gatech,uunet}!mcnc!bucolix!steve
From: space@bwdlh522.bnr.ca (Scott Pace)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: The DoD crowd
Date: 6 Apr 92 16:00:03 GMT
Organization: Bell Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada

In article <1992Apr3.174743.26125@informix.com> dboyd@informix.com writes:
>In article <1992Apr3.141835.19187@bwdls61.bnr.ca> space@bwdlh522.bnr.ca (Scott  
>Pace) writes:
>
>
>
>	>(but Diana B. is kinda cute).
>	
>Jeez, I haven't been called *cute* in a long time, do they still use that
>word up there in the north? 

Amongst others...

>
>Are you over 20? 

I'll be 30 on Tuesday (ohhhhh noooooooo!!!!).

>
>And what's this "kinda" business?!!?

NOBODY who rides a Harley can be *totally* cute (I mean, just look at
Seth).

>
>My social life has been defined through this newsgroup, it's affected  
>everything in my life from my shopping habits to what time I come to work!  If  
>I start getting my sense of well-being and sexual stimulation here too, I'll  
>never have to take my fingers off the keyboard. How about a DoD project to  
>provide meals and showers?

Sexual stimulation with a computer; interesting thought...
Anyone want to offer the proverbial list of reasons why computers are
better than men/women?

>
>Scary stuff, cool it you guys. 

I'm cool, I'm cool!!!

>
>Or take it off-line.   :-)
>
>Diana
>
>DIANA BOYD	"If you think that you can or you think that you can't,
>Evo Woman	 you are probably correct" -- Author Unknown
-- 
Scott Pace, Bell Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada, (613) 765-2631
space@bnr.ca - the final frontier                         DoD# 650
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles,rec.autos.tech
From: jws@cica4.mlb.semi.harris.com (James W. Swonger)
Subject: Re: Looking for a suction cup/magnet (dent pull)....
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:49:06 GMT
Organization: Harris Semiconductor, Melbourne FL

 If you can't find the appropriate magnet, I'd suggest fashioning a
dent-popper tool. Using the strongest piece of steel rod that'll fit
down to where you need to go and bending it to get down there, with a
hook on the end. I pad the hook with fuel line hose, etc. to eliminate
sharp points, and either torque or pry to force the bump outward. It 
takes a little time & effort but may have to be plan B.
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From: asdf@ono-sendai.Eng.Sun.COM (Glenn Scott)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Today's Braindead Cager Day
Keywords: cagers stupidity TOW
Date: 15 Apr 92 21:34:34 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mt. View, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: ono-sendai

In article <eitzen.703289576@manning> eitzen@cs.UAlberta.CA (Rob Eitzen) writes:
>mparsons@fleming.iaims.bcm.tmc.edu (Mark Parsons) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr14.182249.2736@tcsi.com>, gwu@tcsi.tcs.com (George Wu) writes:
>>  Where was
>>my little paint balls when I needed them!?!?!?!?!?
>
>Now there is a GOOD idea!  Paint balls.  Fairly cheap, too.

  My MSF instructor said (not during class) that for really bad drivers he
blows ahead of them, merges into their lane, stands up tall on the pegs, takes
his left hand and rakes it up the back of his butt, as though he was scooping
out something vile, turns around on the pegs, and pretends to FLING it at
driver.  His companion swore that this was true, and the opportunity to see it
done was priceless.

  It apparently made some significant impression, as he said that most of the
drivers would instinctively duck.

Glenn
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles,rec.motorcycles.racing
From: spencer@hailwood.asd.sgi.com (Paul Spencer)
Subject: Re: Helmet Reccomendations
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc., Mountain View, CA
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 23:17:29 GMT

grw@HQ.Ileaf.COM (Gary Wasserman) says:
>Your retroreflective strips actually camouflage you [... daytime ...]
>At night of course
>they INCREASE contrast by reflecting light from headlights.

Nighttime is what I was referring to, and what I'm MOST interested in.
You may well be right about the daytime.

>The observation that white helmets are more visible at a
>distance is one I have personally confirmed over and over
>again.

And, a buddy and I confirmed the fact that a Conspicuity reflective
triangle works AMAZINGLY well at nighttime. White and orange are the
colors of choice; orange seems to work better in fog, white better on
a clear night.

>Paul, your red helmet is only effective as a visibility aid at
>short distances in good lighting conditions.

I didn't pick the red because it was visual; I picked it `cause it matched
my bike at the time. I will add the conspicuity triangle to make it more
visible.

>Of course it makes
>you look cool, but does it get you noticed?  I think not.

Well, I've had several people notice it and say `cool helmet, dude'; but
that's probably not what you meant :-)

>I beg to differ, Paul.  You may be a nice guy but when it comes to
>human visual perception you are obviously an ignorant slut.

Hmm. Is this what is commonly referred to as a `flame'? I always thought
that they would be more intellectual and less simplistic. Oh, well.

....paul

-- 
Paul Spencer                  Silicon Graphics Advanced Systems Division
spencer@sgi.com                                Mountain View, California
From: leadfoot@bigbootay.sw.stratus.com (Mark Curtis)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: What did they change/screw-up on the CA model of the 900RR
Keywords: CA 900RR
Date: 9 Apr 92 02:04:56 GMT

What did they screw-up when they changed the 900RR for CA?  Smaller
carbs?  Milder cams?  Extra weight?

Does the 900RR have a center stand?

Mark
From: ahle@hermes.abo.fi (Peter Ahlskog DC)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: ZZR600 Tell me...posting policy
Date: 11 Apr 92 15:26:36 GMT
	<1992Apr10.164422.20574@cs.ucla.edu>
	<1992Apr10.185215.26237@novell.com>
Organization: Abo Akademi University, Finland


Well, first of all..How 'bout puuting distribution all, world (what ever it
is called in your favourite news-reader) just that the WHOLE world can take
part of your articles...and not just see some answers no and then to
questions etc. never seen. That was complicated!!! *8> feeeeuuw..I forgot
to breath....

OK?!?!?! 

Then who was the original poster of the following question. I could give
some comments, but who to share these with?

In article <1992Apr10.185215.26237@novell.com> markb@wc.novell.com (Mark S. Burnham) writes:

stuff deleted.....

   > >I'm looking at buying a ZZR600 this year, but before I do I would
   > >be interested in any owners comment on
   > >
   > >	- performance
   > >	- handling
   > >	- problems
   > >	- reliability
   > >	- general likes/dis-likes
   > 
   The ZZR600 is, I beleive, the ZX6 here in the US. 

Correct by the way....
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From: edw@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (Edward Walsh)
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 02:42:10 GMT
Subject: Re: How to get 11 tickets in one ride (my story)
Organization: Hewlett Packard - Boise, ID
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles

Dan, you should calm down some on this. I think his comment about it being
to bad he had to learn the hard way, and now being pretty much a model
driver is the key (even with the smiley comment tagged on the end). I'm
already a cautious driver, and seeing other peoples stories about about how
the dumb things they did got them into trouble helps me maintain a rational
approach to riding. It is sort of like MA, "Hello, my name is ....... and I
did something really stupid on a motorcycle."
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                                  Edward Walsh
                                  edw@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com
                                  Hewlett-Packard Company
                                  Disk Memory Division, MS213
                                  P.O. Box 39   Boise,Idaho 83707
                                  (208)323-2174
                                  FJ1200'89,XZ550RJ(Vision)'82,DoD#98
From: edsmigu@edski.edski.ericsson.se (Mikael Gudmunds)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: CX500..what the hell
Date: 7 Apr 92 08:00:26 GMT
	<1992Apr6.083150.23739@abo.fi>
Organization: Ericsson Data Services, Stockholm,Sweden

In article <1992Apr6.083150.23739@abo.fi> BFRIBERG@finabo.abo.fi (Welcome to the Pleasuredome!!) writes:

   >In <kdrwv3i00iUxA4YnYq@andrew.cmu.edu> jn1h+@andrew.cmu.edu writes:

   >> As I was pulling mme big CB750 upinto the bike area at CMU I saw a Honda
   >> CX500, I have never seen one of these before, it looked to be around mid
   >> 80's and to have an airplane engine in it. What type of powerbox is in
   >> those bikes, they look cool and squidy.
   >> 
   >> NADZ
   >> DoD #528
   >It's a water cooled v-twin of about 50hp. The bike itself has been sold as 
   >CX500 and CX500C (custom, that is. Bloody beautiful model) and as far as I
   >know, there was even a turbo model. Also, the same power plant was used
   >in Honda's Silver Wing, which is a different chapter. I have never owned
   >a CX but I tried one once, and I did like the feel of the engine. It's
   >a typical cruising engine with lots of bottom end grunt, although not very
   >peeky. Good touring machine.


In addition to this, a model named CX500 E was
produced. This looked more like a sport-tourer
than the standard machine did (a little bit like
a stripped CX500 T, actually).
By the way, the turbo version (CX500 T) developed
75 bhp.
From: benitzt@ohsu3b2.ohsu.edu (Tony Benitz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: DO YA
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:00:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: ohsu.1992Apr10.200031.24260
Distribution: usa
Organization: Oregon Health Sciences University
Originator: benitzt@ohsu3b2.ohsu.EDU


do ya look in the mirror and see your ugly face and think
I just kill myself?
Newsgroups: alt.sex.wizards,rec.humor
From: roll@skybridge.SCL.CWRU.Edu (Kevin 'Rat' Roll)
Subject: Re: Sex at Disneyland?
X-Post-Machine: colima.scl.cwru.edu
Organization: Smith Undergrad Lab, CWRU, Cleve. OH
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 03:00:45 GMT

In article <lcnj7cp@lynx.unm.edu> evilted@vesta.unm.edu (The Semi-Christ) writes:

>Ok, Mickey Mouse goes to his lawyer and tells him he wants to divorce
>......

Of course you've heard that Snow White was fired from Disneyland. She
threw Pinocchio on the ground, sat on his face, and screamed "Lie to me!
Lie to me!"



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fleming@blitzen.SanDiego.NCR.COM (Joe Fleming)
Subject: Re: April fool's day jokes?
Reply-To: fleming@blitzen.SanDiego.NCR.COM (Joe Fleming)
Organization: NCR Corporation, Rancho Bernardo
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 01:15:29 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.134620.17684@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu 
>dat113c@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>
>
>
>>Did anyone hear of any funny April fools day jokes/stunts.
>
>>Well, let's hear 'em!
>
>
My wife is expecting our first child any time, now.  I got up at 5am and
called people for 1 1/2 hours, telling them about our "new baby girl".  She
was 8lb 2oz and 19 in long.  She was born at 4:17am.

I called at least 25 people: my family, my wife's family, friends and
co-workers.  I got several people out of bed, too.

Everyone believed the story.  My mother about flipped out at the news, then
chewed me out for getting her.  My sister-in-law responded to my April Fool's
Day announcement with, "Yeah, she's (the baby) an April Fool!"  It wasn't
until I said, "NO - You are", that she finally got the joke.  The most
frequently used response was, "YOU JERK!"

I had a great time.

Joe Fleming
From: apyted@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (T. Steegman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Mike Tyson Golf Benefit
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:34:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


	OK, so Richard Pryor decides to host a celebrity golf tournement
to benefit Mike Tyson. The corporate sopnsor is L'Eggs pantyhose.
Know what they called it?


















The Pryor-L'Eggs Open!
           Get it?


Tom Steegmann
From: tga20201@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (The Traveller)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons wanted...
Date: 14 Apr 92 04:28:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: ux1.1992Apr14.042850.24351
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

A couple of good ones:

	IBM Quality
	Working Mac
	User-friendly UNIX shell
From: malehman@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu (Wheat Lehmann)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: List of : -)
Date: 9 Apr 92 08:53:30 GMT
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK

krusz@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:

>In article <1992Apr8.214423.27330@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, aj064@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Frederick S. Hance) writes:
>> 
>> 	I'd like a list to.
>>   
>Me too, please.

And me as well(Hell, you might as well post it...)
From: pjh@eng.cam.ac.uk (P.J. Hogben)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A found riddle!
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:49:38 GMT
Organization: cam.eng

wilcox@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:


> In article <1992Apr3.132729.22404@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu>, rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro) writes:
>> In article <1992Apr2.135220.12884@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu> rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro) writes:
>>>
>>>What's the first number in the English language that uses the letter
>>>"A"?
>>>

Do they have to be integers? If not the answer is one quarter (or
something like that).


Alternatively, for engineers, the numbers are:

one
two
many
too many

so the correct answer is the number following two.

Philippa Hogben

pjh@eng.cam.ac.uk   (reverse if posting from Janet)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: duh@milton.u.washington.edu (Brother)
Subject: Perverted Sex
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 09:07:26 GMT


Whats the most popular man at a nudist colony?

The one who can hold two cups of coffee and six doughnuts!!!!


Whats the most popular woman?

The one who can eat the last doughnut.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Make them into a tire and call it a good year.
From: nking@unix1.tcd.ie (Nev's family recipe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: All i wanted was just one pepsi
Date: 7 Apr 92 17:52:06 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

How many sound check engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?




One two one one two one two one two .....

 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: clg308@vaxa.strath.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: OBSCENE JOKE
Date: 9 Apr 92 12:46:57 GMT
Organization: Strathclyde University VAX Cluster

WHATS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A FRIDGE AND A FANNY?
A FRIDGE DOSN'T FART WHEN YOU TAKE THE MEAT OUT.

P.S DON'T TAKE OFFENCE
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jerry@stratford.dab.ge.com (Jerry Szulinski)
Subject: Re: A found riddle!
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 12:50:52 GMT
Organization: GE Simulation & Control Systems

In article <1992Apr4.074232.9928@acsu.buffalo.edu> v058ru6j@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Christophe M Johnson) writes:
>In article <1992Apr3.174442.21234@cns.umist.ac.uk>, jw@cns.umist.ac.uk (Jon Wells) writes...
>>anson@netcom.com (Anson Kennedy) writes:
>> 
>>>grs01150@stat.appstate.edu writes:
>> 
>>>>In article <1992Apr2.135220.12884@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu>, rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro) writes:
>>>>> 
>>>>> I found this riddle while cleaning out my filing cabinet.  Don't
>>>>> remember where I got it from but I thought I would post it.
>> 
>>One hundred and one
>> 
>>Jon
>>jon@uk.ac.umist.ccl
>
>Sorry, that's not right. To say 101, you are supposed to say One-Hundred One.
>Ask a math teacher, we learned this in second or third grade. The real answer
>is one And one somethingth(ie hundredth/thousandth/millionth/trillionth/etc.)
>       ^
>

"Sorry, that's not right.....The real answer is" just a plain one thousAndth.
1/1000 < 1+1/1000 

Jerry S.
From: atomanek@pica.army.mil (Anthony T. Tomanek (FSS) <atomanek>)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Army song
Date: 9 Apr 92 14:00:31 GMT
Organization: U.S. Army ARDEC, Dover NJ


Oh boy does this bring back memories of good ol' USNA,   
marching to home football games and singing about 
'My Girlfriend'. Boy did the townies cringe.....

Here's some more verses:

My girlfriend is no fun,
 Lives in an iron lung,
I'd buy her anything to keep her alive.

 Her kidneys she must miss,
  She's on dialysis,
I'd buy here anything to keep her alive.

My girlfriend, she loves food,
 She get's it through a tube,
I'd buy her anything to keep her alive.

My girlfriend has no eyes,
 Just empty holes with flies,
I'd buy her anything to keep her alive.


Hmmm, has anyone heard of 'The Quartermaster's Corps'?

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Tony Tomanek                    +
U S Army                        +    D I N S D A L E !
Armament Research,Development,  +
 and Engineering Center         +
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rschaaf@isis.cs.du.edu (Russ M Schaaf)
Subject: Answering Machine Stuff?
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 19:44:55 GMT

Can Whoever posted that really long answering machine message file
please mail it to me at rschaaf@imsa.edu

And now for a joke...

What is the worst thing to give a blind man as a gift

	A set of paints.

What is the worst thing a blind man can give you as a gift

	The painting!

;-)
From: atf@porkchop.visus.com (Annie Franusich)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: tounge twisters
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:35:53 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Visual Understanding Systems, Pgh PA

Someone wrote:
>> I split the sheet, the sheet I split
>> and on the splitted sheet I sit.
>> (try to say this one without saying 'shit')

Try this one:

One smart fellow, he felt smart, two smart fellows, they both felt smart,  
three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
--
Annie Trimble Franusich       AKA, one of the Boiled Buzzards
atf@visus.com                      "Old Time Music with Style"
From: pdlemass@unix2.tcd.ie (Something original)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: April fool's day jokes?
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:00:38 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

In <1992Apr1.201821.88480@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au> dat113c@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:



>Did anyone hear of any funny April fools day jokes/stunts.

>Well, let's hear 'em!

No flames if you've heard this already ,
On the BBc News (I think )
they reported that due to all the bad weather in Italy  the spaghetti harvest
would be severely affected this year.They went on to show pictures of
the distraught "spaghetti trees".
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: Helen Keller Jokes
Organization: MCS/OneTouch, Inc.
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 13:54:31 GMT

WELCOME TO "TO TELL THE TRUTH"

<Thunderous Applause>

WHAT IS YOUR NAME, PLEASE?

My name is Helen Keller.

MY name is Helen Keller.

MFIE NAMDEE IDF HJKEKFD KELDF.

================================================

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?
So she can sing with the other.

================================================


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