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Date:         Mon, 31 Aug 1992 22:29:54 EDT
Reply-To:     "Nick Gavrielatos" <ucnick@SOCRATES.UMD.EDU>
From:         "Nick Gavrielatos" <ucnick@SOCRATES.UMD.EDU>
Subject:      TSAKA TH TSAPOU!
Comments: To: hellas@brownvm.brown.edu

Apo to ypourgeio propagandas ths Tourkias anakoinwthike
x0es arga ta mesanyxta kai kati(wra Mozambikhs) oti to
tmhma Malakias proselabe ena neo dynamiko stelexos:

Onomazetai Panwraia Fanerwmenh Kolotrixia kai anamenetai na
paiksei neo shmantiko rolo sthn epektatikh politikh ths Tourkias.

En to metaksy o apantaxou Ellhnismos akrathtos apo ta
sygklonistika auta nea, ksexythike stous dromous na giortasei to
perilampro auto symban. Hdh oi katoikoi ths Thrakhs, ths Kyprou
kai twn Paramethoriwn nhsiwn tou Aigou apofasisan se endeiksh
eygnwmosynhs pros thn despoinida Panwraia Fanerwmenh Kolotrixia na
egkataleipsoun ta spitia tous kai ta edafh tous prokeimenou na
dwthoun san epibrabeutiko dwro stous tourkous filous, symmaxous,
kai geitones tous.

Erwththeis o ekproswpos typou tou Tourkikou Ypourgeiou kyrios
Dhmhtroglou Ianoglou Glougloukoglou ws pros to poia h shmasia
ths analhpsews kathikontwn ths despoinidos Panwraias Fanerwmenhs
Kolotrixias sto ypourgeio tou, apanthse lakwnika, afou prwta
reuthke: "Oi skoteines dynameis, ta kakopoia stoixeia, kai oi
sixamenes kinhseis, den prokeitai na peiraksoun pia para mono
ta proistorika terata kai tis kremes proswpou!"

Kai enw oi pantes pleoun se pelagh eutyxias, oi monoi
apogohteumenoi einai o proedros tou Iraq kyrios Sadam Hussein, o
genikos grammateas ths mishths... syggnwmh Laikhs h0ela na pw,
Dhmokratias ths Kinas kyrios Smoul Tsou Li, kathws epishs kai o
prwhn proedros tou thriskoapatewnikou Organismou PTL(Pare Ta
Lefta) kyrios James Baker. Erwththentes oi anwterw kyrioi
edhlwsan pws einai apogohteymenoi me thn apofash ths Despoinidos
Panwraias Fanerwmenhs Kolotrixias na ergastei gia ta Tourkika
symferonta, kai akoma pws den tha stamathsoun na prospathoun na
thn entaksoun sta dika tous fasistika kannibalistika kai alla
tina sxedia toiauta...

Para tauta h despoinis Panwraia se prwinh ektakth synenteyksh
typou edhlwse pws einai kateuxaristhmenh apo to kainourgio ths
"assignment" kai pws mia apo tis prwtes ths ergasies tha apotelesei
h epibrabeush gnwstou hlektronikou tourkotrampoukou me to gnwsto
diethnes brabeio "Sophie Miao"!

Kai enw oi dhmosiografoi anarwtiontousan ti akribws einai to
ws anw brabeio, mystikopathis skoteinos dioptroforos sto telos
ths aithoushs typou xamogelase trisakis, kati pou ekane th
despoinida Panwraia na tou apeuthynei to logo legontas tou"
"Yes sir, you in the back, with the black clothes, would you
like to comment?"

"Nai" apanthse me th bareia fwnh tou o mystikopa0hs skoteinos
typos, kai afou shkw0hke ap th karekla tou, tentwse th deksia tou
palamh, kai afou thn kinhse elafrws katheta mprosta tou kanontas
th gnwsth kinhsh, ths aphnthse xrhsimopoiwntas ta tria "TS"

TSAKA TH TSAPOU MWRH TSOURAPW!

Ek tou apestalmenou(kai prosfata epanapatrismenou) mas sth
Florida kyriou Jimmy Johnny, Kalhnyxta sas!

Nikos Gavrielatos
To Sixameno Plasma
ucnick@socrates.umd.edu
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