From: lfink@dsd.es.com (Lonnie Fink)
Subject: Re: Conga line forming to the left (was Re: FOOD FIGHT)
Keywords: everybody conga
Reply-To: lfink@dsd.es.com (Lonnie Fink)
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp., Salt Lake City, UT
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 22:48:44 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.173042.8137@mlb.semi.harris.com>, smccoy@dw3g.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy) writes:
> The Shadowette schemes:
> 
> [...intense amounts of flying food deleted...]
> 
> HEY  EVERYBODY!!!!!!   LET'S FORM A CONGA LINE !!!!!!

 COOL!!  I LOVE THE CONGA !!!!

> 
> Sean, grab hold!
> 
> bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
> bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
> bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
> 
> Let's head over to CatGuy...he needs some help...
> 
> Hey, Shadowette!!! Get in front!  I want to lay my hands
> on those shapely hips of yours!!!
> 
> bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
> bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
> bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA>

  As people begin to form a conga line, the Rat pulls out his nice little
trombone and begins to solo over the top of the Conga beat.  As he's doing
this, he gets an idea!

The Rat runs over to the Chesire Cat. "Hey, CC.  I got a way we could get
Rip back for his BST.  Follow me..."

As CC carries the food-proof boom-box, the Rat continues to solo and the two 
lead the Conga line towards Rip.  When Rip hears the sound of the Conga and
sees the long line of people who are approaching him doing the conga, he
gets a little nervous.

  The Rat runs back to the Shadowette. "Shadowette, hows about pulling a 
big old two foot round cherry covered in chocolate and marhmallow out of
that cape of yours."

  "Sure thing." replies Shadowette as she reaches into her magical cape
and brings out the biggest cherry, covered with chocolate and marhmallows
and nuts and hands it to the Rat...

  "Beut." Cries the Rat.  He then places the chocolate, marshmallow and nut
covered cherry in the bell of his horn.  Carefully placing it within the 
green dangles of funk dripping out of the bell sos as to get it just right..

bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
(The Rat takes a really dip breath)
bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BLATTTTTT

***********SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT*********

  The Rat shoots the cherry out the bell of his horn, nailing Rip right in
the face.  Immediately afterwards, Shadowette, CC and Sean all take their
shots along with many an angry Conga-er.  Satisfied, the Conga line begins
its Conga back to the Cafeteria.  Leaving Rip covered in chocolate, 
marshmallow, butterscotch, caramel, whipped cream and, of course, a nice
big cherry on top!!  

> Cheshire Cat		   Official Back Scratcher of the RFA


The Rat

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|Lonnie K. Fink                          |                                 |
|lfink@dsd.es.com                        |"I only wish my words            | 
|Evans & Sutherland Design Systems Div.  | Could just convince myself      |
|Salt Lake City, Utah                    | That it just wasn't real.       |
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