HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Ray Tracers
Followup-To: alt.fan.don.no-soul.simmons
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 00:25:41 GMT

daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (Dr. Seuss) writes:
>Another satisfied customer...
>
>In alt.3d article <1992Jul21.175601.25457@ugle.unit.no>, robert@solan.unit.no 
>(Robert Schmidt) writes:
>> 
>> -- 
>> Cheers from Robert Schmidt, aka Ztiff Zox, aka Buuud (IRC).  E-mail to 
>> robert@solan.unit.no, snail-mail to Stud.techn. Robert Schmidt, Stud.post 170,
>> Norwegian Institute of Technology, 7034 Trondheim, NORWAY          
>> 
>> Warlords: Now do you think my .sig is boring enough?
>
>Hmmm... what does afw think?

Naah.  Could be more boring.  But it's nice of you to leave an example!

>
>--
>Dan Crow
>daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk

Actually, I believe he's gotten a friend to take over where he left off.

In alt.cult-movies, gundam@pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu (Brent Bowman) writes:
[tab sanitized for your protection...]

>                               --- Brent
>
>    ______                     ____
>   /___  /    Brent Bowman    / __/   gundam@pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu
>      / /   _____________    / / __ _  _ _  _ ____  ___ ___  __
>     / /   / __/_  __/ . |  / / /  | || | \| |  _ \/ . |   \/  \
>    / /___/ __/ / / / _  |  \ \__| | || |    | |/ / _  | |\  /\ \
>   /_____/___/ /_/ /_/ |_|   \_____|____|_|\_|___/_/ |_|_| \/  \_\
>
>
>
>

Note the combination of italic and standard text.  The artist's use of negative
(white)space brings to mind the great open spaces of Ohio.  This work shows
a maturity usually not seen until an artist leaves his .edu address and finds
a company such as *.nasa.gov.  Sublime.

-- 
Dave Sweeney
bigdave@pot.kettle.black.com
misc.test my ass
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: GUIDE TRIVIA for SCUNT
In-reply-to: Andy.Taylor@brunel.ac.uk's message of 21 Jul 92 12:21:31 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
	<Brqnnx.CqM@brunel.ac.uk>
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 16:02:16 EDT

In article <Brqnnx.CqM@brunel.ac.uk> Andy.Taylor@brunel.ac.uk (Andy J Taylor) writes:

>In article <Br8GA6.BFL@acsu.buffalo.edu> v120qldp@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX) writes:

[124 quoted lines deleted]
[no original material deleted]

>
>
>-- 
>| Andy Taylor                    |  Andy.Taylor@brunel.ac.uk       |
>| Henley Management College      |  Tel: +44 (0)491 571454 x2182   |
>| Henley-On-Thames, UK           |  Fax: +44 (0)491 571635         |
>|------------------------------------------------------------------|
>| "...And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space |
>| Cos there's bugger all down here on Earth." - Monty Python       |

"Know thyself."

--
  - Rich Holmes - - - - - - - - - - - - - rsholmes@mailbox.syr.edu -
	WARNING: This .sig has been cruelly tested on animals.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: sci fi tv trivia
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 13:08:20 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.tv.red-dwarf article <1992Jul28.101716.14211@btcase.bt.co.uk>, 
nrp@btcase.bt.co.uk (Reece Peacock) writes:
> Reece
> --
>       Leicester City            /\___/\  Reece Peacock
>           Football Club        _`\o o/'
>    ___________ --~~~~--------~~_ _\_/    usenet : nrp@btcase.bt.co.uk
>   =_          \   "THE FOXES"   ~,              
>     ~~------~ __    )~~~~--_ ,__/_-_     "Brian Little's Blue & White Army"
>            _-~  ~~--~      ==~    ~=     "Brian Little's Blue & White Army"
>           ~               ~~       ~~

Let me tell you a little of Leicester (its pronounced "Lester", folks). It
is a smallish city slap bang in the middle of England. Probably the most
boring, festering little crud hole you are ever likely to have the
misfortune to visit. Scumsville UK. Full of people call Darren and Reece.
Horrid. And the ascii map of the city is not at all accurate. They can't
even draw. And they have a really shite football team known as "The Foxes",
though "The No-hopers" might be slightly more accurate.

I *LOVE* Leicester, me.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: American mathematical hegemony
Date: 23 Jul 92 16:57:08 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: kellyc@ul.ie

In article <19399.2a6ec92a@ul.ie>, kellyc@ul signs:
---------------------------------------------
|     Cathal Kelly                             
|     Ollscoil Luimnigh (Uni. Limerick),    For the benefit of 
|     National Technological Park,          the non-Irish the
| IRL Limerick                              't' in 'Cathal' is       |
|                                           silent and the name      |
      (Ireland)                             is attached to the       |
                                            male of the species.     |
      kellyc@ul.ie                                                   | 
                                --------------------------------------
-- 
It's a btoy!
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dagbrown@napier.uwaterloo.ca (Dave Brown)
Subject: Re: Hot Damn!!!!!
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 01:51:40 GMT

In article <Bru6CB.6zE@acsu.buffalo.edu> meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:
>meach@alt.rush.recovery    |   [This space reserved for Rush Quatations!]
                                                              ^^^^^^^^^^
                                                              Quotations

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SPELLING FLAME!  SPELLING!  HA HA HA!  YEEHAW!!!

I feel much better now.  Thanks.

--
Dave Brown
dagbrown@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca
Phone: (519) 725-6896
"I believe the word you're looking for is, 'AAAARRGH!!!!'" - The Penguin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,rec.motorcycles
From: crsg9887@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chad R. Sandstrom)
Subject: Re: Listing price of a home and a good offer
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 16:29:52 GMT

news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator) writes:

>In <1992Jul21.195253.15163@rchland.ibm.com> pooder@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Don Fearn) writes:

>>These folks seem hopelessly lost.  Can we do our part for the promotion 
>>of motorcycling's good image and put together an escourt of DoDers to
>>help them find their way home?

>While you're at it, could you come and get the guy who's asking about Harley
>Softails in news.groups?  I think he's more lost than us.

I believe that he means me. He has been confused by the Use of MY original
post to r.m by OTHER folks posting in r.m and news.groups to banter on and on
about the merits of the r.m.harley, anti-r.m.h, anti-harley, pro-anti-antiharley
anti-r.m.h/pro-motorcycles positions, whew. (on and on and on)
I resonded in news.groups to indicate that I had recieved no substantial 
assistance in r.m. Thus the conclusion relevant to news.groups was:
r.m was useless to those interested discussion related to Harley-Davidsons,
and a new group could only bring HD supporters closer to the family
here on the net. 

so there mister "News Minister"
>-- 
>Paul Tomblin, News Administrator Extraordinaire.  (pt@geovision.gvc.com)

Chad Sandstrom--I'm not lost I'll just follow this corn row and find a road
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Wanted! Name of kids prog!!
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 09:33:16 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Ahhh.... how are the mighty fallen...

In alt.comedy.british article <1992Jul27.213036.29636@ctr.columbia.edu>,
nik@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (Nik Silver) writes:
> 
> -- 
> Nik Silver                     "You the owner of this place?"
> nik@scs.leeds.ac.uk              "Yep. I'm Red"
>                                "Why d'they call you Red?"
>                                  "It's short for Redwood. My surname's Wood."
>                                "What's your first name?"
>                                  "Bill."
>                                                          --- from Midnight Run

Ohh Nik... how did it go? Something like...

Stage 1:

> 
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
> Nik Silver                     "You the owner of this place?"
> nik@scs.leeds.ac.uk              "Yep. I'm Red"
>                                "Why d'they call you Red?"
>                                  "It's short for Redwood. My surname's Wood."
>                                "What's your first name?"
>                                  "Bill."
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------

Stage 2:


>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
> Nik Silver                     "You the owner of this place?"
> nik@scs.leeds.ac.uk              "Yep. I'm Red"
>                                  "Bill."
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------

Stage 3:

>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------

There... ever so much better, Nik.

-- 
Dan "Whaddya mean bait?" Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: jss@goessel.b17d.ingr.com (Jeff Shelly)
Subject: Re: Mathematical morphology for Image Compression???
Reply-To: jss@goessel.b17d.ingr.com
Organization: Intergraph Corp HSV,AL
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 20:57:58 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.142510.789@csi.uottawa.ca>, dominic@scooter.genie.uottawa.ca
    (Dominic Richens) blasts out this 80-column-wonder.

( "> " deleted so you get the full effect)
-- 
!@$^&*)($#$@!@#$^&*()_+_)(*&^$#@!$^&*()_+)(*&^$#@$^&*+_(*&^$#@#^&*()&*$#@(*&+_$!
 Dominic Richens  :  dominic@shamin.genie.uottawa.ca  :  Tel. (613) 564 9911 
      MCRLab, Dept of Elec Eng, University of Ottawa, K1N 6N5, CANADA   
"You construct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men"


Now, I know that this is only 4 lines, so the moderators of this group (I
think their names are McBride and Franklin?)  might not let this one go
through but I'll try anyway.
I'll leave that interesting un-attributed quote alone but what the heck is
that border?  I think that he most likely spilled some Coke on his keyboard
and was wiping it off during that most critical time of the message creation
process. (That time being, of course, the creation of a witty and informative
.sig file.)

P.S.
Don't E-mail(tm) me about moderators.  I such a newbie I'll won't understand
anything you tell me.

-- 
Jeff Shelly
jss@goessel.b17d.ingr.com
From: gpkatch@alcor.concordia.ca (Gary Katch)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: pope
Date: 29 Jul 92 21:31:04 GMT
  "Darrell.Cadwallader@f363.n363.z1.fidonet.org (Darrell Cadwallader)
  24 Jul 92 02:27:00 GMT
  talk.bizarre"
  <93.2A6FAB25@business.fidonet.org>
Organization: Concordia University
X-Mailing-Address:  Computing Services C-1012
  1455 De Maisonneuve West
  Montreal (Quebec) H3G 1M8
X-Phone-Numbers:  voice (514) 848-7632
  fax (514) 848-7622
Originator: gpkatch@alcor

Darrell Cadwallader [*] quotes 7 lines, adds one new one and
signs:
>
 +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+
 | ARPA: Darrell.Cadwallader@f363.n363.z1.fidonet.org   |
 | UUCP: tarpit!alfred!business!363!Darrell.Cadwallader |
 |-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+
 |     We've got provisions, and lots of beer, the      |
 |     key to our survival on the New Frontier...       |
 +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+
 |    These are my opinions, but they're for sale!      |
 +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 ....................................................................
 .       Darrell Cadwallader @ Disney/MGM Studios         () ()     .
 . ARPA: Darrell.Cadwallader@f363.n363.z1.fidonet.org      (_)      .
 . UUCP: tarpit!alfred!business!363!Darrell.Cadwallader             .
 .   "Y Ddraig Goch Ddyry Cychwyn"  The red dragon inspires action  .
 ....................................................................
 .   Obligatory Disclaimer:  These are my opinions, not Mickey's!   .
 ....................................................................
 
 --
         Darrell Cadwallader  -  via FidoNet Node: 1:363/42
              UUCP:  -  ...tarpit!tous!business!363!Darrell.Cadwallader
              ARPA:  -  Darrell.Cadwallader@f363.n363.z1.fidonet.org
>
I guess if you can't decide on a sig you might as well append all
of them.
-- gk
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Quantum Cosmological Boundaries and Determinisim?
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:36:11 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: braham@physics.ubc.ca (Stephen Braham)

In article <braham.711835721@physics.ubc.ca>,
		braham@physics (Stephen Braham) signs:
--
| Name: Stephen P. Braham | Perversion: Quantum Cosmologist|
| Hangout: UBC physics    | Signature:  Euclidean          |
|          Vancouver, BC  |--------------------------------+
|          Canada         | E-mail: braham@physics.ubc.ca  |
-- 
Obscure signature joke, folks.  To help you identify them, a little
lesson in differential geometry.  The metric (so called because it
is completely decimal) in an N-dimensional space consists of a bunch
of N terms, some positive, some negative.  You can change variables
around and the metric will look different, but you always get the same
count of positives and negatives.  So this count is a characteristic
feature of any given space, and goes by the name "signature".  A
Euclidean signature is ++++, a Lorentzian signature is +++- (or +---).

Anyway, you can stop laughing.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
Subject: Re: Just a Reminder........
Reply-To: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 17:18:11 GMT


In a previous article, aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner) says:

>
>In a previous article, noyet@Colorado.Rockey.Mountain (Just User) says:
>
>>
>>*********************************************************************
>>  /~~~\  \        /--\      |
>>  \     \ |      |   d      |  Technology sometime ____ 
>>   \___/ /       | __       |     1) bad
>>	 \           \      |     2) good
>>       P  |      |     |    |     3) I don't care much
>>       |  |      |\    |    |     4) Just in love with it( u r a nerd)
>>        \/       |  \_/     |
>>*********************************************************************
>> 
>>
>
>Oh, joy. Tab damage, two (COUNT 'em, TWO) totally unrecognizeable
>barphics, and most of all, bad grammar. (Technology sometime good?
>Technology sometime bad? Technology sometime I don't care much?
>Technology sometime Just in love with it( u r a nerd)??)
>


Idiot, you posted that warlord to the wrong newsgroup! Sheesh.

--
Pete "Oops" Remner
pete@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Bleagh.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: ejo@kaja.gi.alaska.edu (Eric J. Olson)
Subject: Re: Postscript Definitions
Organization: Citizens for Boysenberry Jam Fans
	<1992Jul21.151238.14944@engage.pko.dec.com>
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 23:45:06 GMT

I think it's supposed to be the Hand of God, but to me it really looks
like a skeleton trying (and failing) to give me the finger.

In article <1992Jul21.151238.14944@engage.pko.dec.com> davis@gauss.enet.dec.com (Peter Davis) writes:

>                   /
>                  /
>        /  /  /  /		Peter Davis,	Digital Equipment Corp.
>       /  /  /  /				davis@3d.enet.dec.com
>      /__/__/__/
>     /
>  __/
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Red Dwarf in Oz..
Date: 28 Jul 92 00:19:35 GMT
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.

In article <1992Jul27.183842.1@cc.curtin.edu.au>, rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift) 
gives us this beauty:

|> -- 
|>   *******     *******     *******   |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|>  *       *   *       *   *       *  | The Games of the XXVth Olympiad |
|> *         * *         * *         * | Barcelona   July 25 to August 9 |
|> *       *******     *******       * |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|>  *     * *   * *   * *   * *     *                 Day 2
|>   *******     *******     *******   |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|>       *         * *         *       |    RSwiftRW@cc.Curtin.edu.au    |
|>        *       *   *       *        | Rod Swift     Curtin University |
|>         *******     *******         |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||


Barf ... the first Barcelona Olympic .sig .... pass me that bucket ...


Dean.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt          | "He digs deepest who deepest digs."
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au  |     -- Roger Woddis, 'Meaningless Proverbs'
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Keeping track of a lot of passwords
Date: 31 Jul 92 18:20:01 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: S_TITZ@iravcl.ira.uka.de (Olaf Titz)

In article <14jsa6INNd1a@iraul1.ira.uka.de>, S_TITZ@iravcl (Olaf Titz) signs:
--
                                                             o
 Olaf Titz           \    s_titz@iravcl.ira.uka.de \        _/\
                      \   uknf@dkauni2.bitnet       \      _//|_.
y.a. comp.sc.student   \  +49-721-60439@voice        \    (_)`(_) 
Uni Karlsruhe, Germany  \ praetoriu@irc               \~~~~~~~~~~~~~
BUGS: As given by the -roaches option. Default is 10. - man xroach
-- 
y.a. autowarlording wonder.  Look ma, no hands!  Look Ma Bell, @voice!
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: WANTED: MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
In-reply-to: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au's message of 24 Jul 92 00:15:44 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 19:23:29 EDT

In article <7902@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au> dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt) writes:

>In article <1992Jul22.160149.1@ualr.edu>, ttwarden@ualr.edu writes (this is the
>whole article folks ...):
[not any more -- RSH]
>Tanya
>
>
>
>   ""  "" 
>   O   O  
>{ "" ^ ""  }
>(  </ \>  )   
>    |o|
>    |o|
>    |o|
>    |o|
>    / \
>    ---

I'm not gonna say it... I'm NOT gonna say it...
--
  - Rich Holmes - - - - - - - - - - - - - rsholmes@mailbox.syr.edu -
	WARNING: This .sig has been cruelly tested on animals.
From: fly@acsu.buffalo.edu (Paul D. Fly)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Compiling OLVWM: the steps
Date: 28 Jul 92 11:08:30 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Jul28.070518.2700@u.washington.edu> kludge@hardy.u.washington.edu (MoonMan) writes:
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>                  /////                      ////    /////   ///   // ////
> ///    //////   //   //     ///  ////      // //// /// //  // //   ///  //
>/////  /// //   //     //      ////  //    ///   ////   // //   //  //   //
>// //////  //   //     //       //    //   //    //    //  ///////  //  //
>//  ///   //   //     //   ////  //   //   //        ///  //    //      //
>//        //    //    // ///  //  //  //   //           ///      //     //
>//         //    //  // //   //  //   //  //      ///////                ///
>//          ////  ////  //   //  //     ///
>//                     //   //      /////
>//                      // //       
>                         ///                kludge@u.washington.edu
>                                           
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What the hell!?

-- 
Paul Fly                      | "Thinking is more interesting than knowing,
fly@acsu.buffalo.edu          |  but less interesting than looking."
v092pxca@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu |    --Goethe
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,rec.motorcycles
From: steve@bucolix.ncsu.edu (Steve Garnier)
Subject: Re: Listing price of a home and a good offer
Reply-To: steve@bucolix.ece.ncsu.edu (Steve Garnier)
Organization: North Carolina State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 19:28:45 GMT

In article <21182@rpp386.lonestar.org>
jfh@rpp386.cactus.org (John F. Haugh II) writes:
>In article <1992Jul20.233133.25106@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil>
>dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>>In article <5651@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil>
>>rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (R. P. White) writes:
>>>in several ba groups someone shamelessly posts a Bart:
>>>||^^^^^^|            _Yo_Man_____________________________
>>>||      |          /            garyh@sco.com             \
>>>||  _  _|        /             uunet!sco!garyh              \
>>>|| (o)(o)      /             425  Encinal Street              \
>>>|@      _)   /          Santa Cruz, California  95061          |
>>>| | ,___|   /   W: [408] 457-0195 x7765 / Fax: [408] 429-1887 /
>>>| |   /     \_______________________________________________/
>>>|/____\            The Santa Cruz Operation (SCO), Inc.
>>I have no joke, I just like saying "Satan's Choosen Ones"
>Are you sure you wouldn't rather say "Satan's Chosen Ones", or do you
>plan on voting for Dan Quayl(e) for vice president this November?
>
>Would anyone care to add the verb "to quayle" to the language?  It would
>mean "to use a common misspelling."

Not that this has anything to do with motorcycles, but one of the more
humorous signs I saw on TV at the Democratic Party's Convention read:
			"Quayle is a Bozoe"

Steve Garnier - DoD #00000005 - '79 XS1100SF w/ 157K+ miles and *climbing*
KotF (Flame),  KotAM (Anecdotal Motorcycle),  The Daemon's Byte
steve@bucolix.ece.ncsu.edu       "Ineluctably Prolix" - John Norman Sims, Jr.
Come an' get it!  Served up nice an' *hot*!!  Get yer FREEEEE *logorhea*!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: geoff@world.std.com (Geoff Collyer)
Subject: Re: EFFector Online 3.1 part 1
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 22:42:04 GMT

ckd@eff.org (Christopher Davis) writes in comp.org.eff.all:
---
########## ########## ########## |  RAPID GROWTH OF ONLINE SERVICES  
########## ########## ########## |  ONE BBSCON /EFF LIBRARY/ USENET  
####       ####       ####       |                                   
########   ########   ########   |       JOHN PERRY BARLOW ON        
########   ########   ########   |  THE NSA, THE FBI, ENCRYPTION,    
####       ####       ####       |         AND WIRE-TAPPING          
########## ####       ####       |                                   
########## ####       ####       |         THE TAO TE CHIP           
=====================================================================
EFFector Online             JULY 29, 1992         Issue  3.1 / Part 1
         A Publication of the Electronic Frontier Foundation         
                           ISSN 1062-9424                            
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         ONLINE SERVICES EXPERIENCE SOLID GROWTH OVER PAST 5 YEARS
                  WITH MORE FORECAST FOR THE NEAR FUTURE
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Best of all, these huge friggin' articles aren't even digestified so that
newsreaders can tear them apart.