HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 03:54:38 GMT


In a previous article, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) says:

>
>"Jesus is hanging on the cross and down below at the bottom
>of the hill, Peter is mourning the loss of their saviour and leader.
>Suddenly he hears a faint voice calling to him..."Peter....Peter"
>and he turns and starts to run up the hill toward Jesus on the cross.
>Before he can get to the top the Roman soldiers shew him away and,
>dejected, he goes back down the hill."
>
>
>I was exactly referring to filth like this, anyone that can post
>a joke like this, I know that the person has no morals, and is
>willing to do anything to make a hit. I have heard religious jokes
>but this is cynic, calculated and out right blasphomous trying to
>degrade the suffering of Christ. I don't understand how all you
>Christians are just sitting back and allow this kind of stuff.
>
>

I suggest you invest in a sense of humor...you definitely could use one.

Have you ever heard of a document called the U.S. Constitution?  Take
a look.  One of the freedoms it guarantees is the freedom of expression.
You may not find it funny...You may find it offensive...but you have
no right to call the poster immoral or blasphemous unless you can prove
that it is so.

Take a look at my .sig.  The punchline of that joke is and has been there
for months.  Believe it or not, it is quite a funny joke...the fact that the 
poster shared it with us shows his humor.  The fact that you responded as you
did shows your lack thereof.

And if you think that's bad, try this...

One day a Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi were out in a boat fishing.  Luck
was good, and they quickly ran out of bait.  The Priest said, "I'll get
some," then stands up, steps out of the boat, walks across the water to the
bait store, and returns.
Soon noon was upon them, and the minister stood, stepped out of the boat,
walked across the water, got some sandwiches, and returned.  Realizing
he had forgotten drinks, the Minister offers to return, but the Rabbi was
feeling pretty outdone and insists on going himself.  He musters up his 
faith, steps out of the boat, and sinks like a stone.  The priest and the 
Minister fish him out, but he tries again, and again sinks.  
The Minister turns to the priest and says, "Should we tell him where the
rocks are?"
 
Or how about this:

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the deskclerk 3 nails, and asks, "Can you
put me up for the evening?"

Now, if you don't like such jokes, I suggest you STOP READING THIS GROUP!

now FUCK OFF...
-- 
*...your Friendly Neighborhood Atheist // "Peter...PETER!!  I can see    *
*      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // your house from here!"          *    
*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // Jesus Christ, from the cross     *
****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bantolph@carina.unm.edu (Bard's are the Best)
Subject: Grammar
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 92 04:36:51 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

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rtikel yoo kIN hav lotz uv funn: an kerect (stuf untle (yer hartz desir@
may be wile yer Buzy fiksin thiss u wil leve evry litel misteak Thatt 
apeerz in odder artikels an stopp ANoyiN de resst uv uss wid yer anel 
retentiv natur! hOO cars iff sumbudy fergot ann a-postrivfe merk sumware.


	IFF ENYBUDY fIKSEZ DIS DEY R HOPLES!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: acs@csri.toronto.edu (Alvin Chia-Hua Shih)
Subject: Re: Tao of Programming
Date: 1 Sep 92 02:41:03 GMT

This is actually a book that is protected under copyright law!

ACS
-- 
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|   |   | __|      Democracy is not a way of getting better solutions.     |
| - | --|__ |           It's just a way to spread the blame.               |
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From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American Joke
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:06:09 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University


dsew@troi.cc.rochester.edu (David Sewell)

>Q: Why do Americans prefer to make love doggy style?
>A: So they can both watch the TV.

Just to clarify the record, David does not speak for all 
Americans, especially this one. I do it SEMI-doggy style.
I don't lick my genitals when I get through.   :-)


oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo   Binary 4s all around. And a bit bird to you too!    oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo   Some people don't know the difference between a     oo1oo
oo1oo   grin and a grimace.        /s/Dennis                oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brand@rtsg.mot.com (Robert W. Brand)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: Motorola Inc., Cellular Infrastructure Group
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 17:58:22 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.151906.16565@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>In previous post I said last time, but here I go again. Namely
>I understand that not everyone is Christian and therefore is going
>to understand the offense towards jokes about Christ's suffering, now
>thats understandable. But common sense should prevail, first of all
>the man (God to others) was innocent, was tortured, beaten and killed
>most brutally. Is there anything funny in joking about murder?
>Why don't we crack jokes about Martin Luther's death, or John
>Kennedy's death?,

Anyone know any?  :-O



-- 
Bob Brand
From: syspb@smartstar.com (Paul)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Shes So FAT III
Date: 2 Sep 92 23:49:32 GMT
Organization: SmartStar Corp. / Signal Technolgy Inc.

In article <12300132@hpmwgip3.sr.hp.com> ronh@hpmwtd.sr.hp.com (Ron Hogan) writes:
>
>  A friend of mine used to say that big women are nice 'cause they're warm in
>the winter and shady in the summer.

More cushion, more pushin'

What do a moped and a fat woman have in common?
They're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your freinds to see you.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kalter@unh.edu
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: University of New Hampshire  -  Durham, NH
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 07:04:31 GMT

The night clerk in an out-of-the-way midewstern motel is watching
Jay Leno's monologue when the door opens and Jesus of Nazareth
enters the lobby.  Walking up to the desk, he lays three nails on
the counter and asks, "Hey, mister, can you put me up for the night?"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: smackinl01@cc.curtin.edu.au
Subject: Re: Yet another light bulb joke
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 02:08:11 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.124126.26902@wheaton.wheaton.edu>, jonh@david.wheaton.edu (Jonathan Hayward) writes:
> Q: How many UseNetters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
> A: Only one.  You see, it's actually extremely simple, if you follow the
>    guidelines of common sense...  uh...  oh, wait.  I forgot about all the
>    people it takes to post responses saying "Me too!  I know how to do that!",
>    one to post a blank followup article, one or two to post a note to
>    comp.unix.wizards asking which way is clockwise and which is
>    counterclockwise, about half a dozen to...
> 
> Note: I'm cutting off this joke here because a lot of people would get rather
> annoyed at me if I posted a full list (1 meg in a single post).
Me too! :-)
-- 
Simon.
Have you got a form 27/b?
From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Oral Roberts, Censorship. (was Re: Polack Joke)
Date: 26 Aug 92 17:33:13 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

> As for offensive speech, just as one cannot successfully
> legislate morality, one cannot succesfully legislate good taste.
> Peer pressure, such as what you have exerted, does help to keep
> excesses of stupidity in check, regardless of one's nationality.
> In this country (The U.S.A.), however, stupid and offensive speech
> IS protected from governmental censorship by means of the 1st
> amendment. Is anyone willing to investigate how concerns of censorship
> is dealt with in internationally accesible media?

Mainly true, however a black rap artist (I forget his name) released an album
called "Cop Killer" I think. Or it had a track on the album called "Cop Killer"
after great pressure form the LAPD (I beleive it was the LAPD, certainly a
police department... I read this a week or two back in a UK music mag). So 
thats a first step on the road to censorship. How's about all the anti rock
and anti heavy metal stickers that had to be put on US records by bands like
WASP and SLAYER etc. Just increased sales rather than put people of buying it.
But then again this was enforced by the bible bashers over there (who I beleive
are more interested in lining their own pockets than saving souls (sic)....
anyone remember Oral Roberts? what a joke))

Ciao baby

snail@lsl.co.uk      

Interviewer: "What's the most satisfying thing about being in
              The Sisters Of Mercy?"
Eldritch:    "When I collapse at the end of it..."
Interviewer: "Do you mean that?"
Eldritch:    "Yeah...."

Vote for Bill Clinton. Vote for Bill Clinton. Vote for Bill Clinton.
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 29 Aug 92 12:35:40 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Aug28.154306.17938@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:

[ dog joke deleted ... ]

|What kind of idiot are you? Look at the group title: soc.culture.polish
|this has nothing to do with dog jokes. So why don't you post this crap
|in rec.humor.

What kind of idiot are _you_? All this whining of yours doesn't belong in
rec.humor. You've been spoiling all the fun in here for more than a week
now. Please leave this group alone and stop cross posting yourself. 
Didn't you notice: people already apologized for not noticing the followup: line.
Now, stick your head where it belongs and keep your crap out of here.

Sheeesh ... some people ...

Jos aka jos@and.nl
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Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 08:13:35 MDT
From: earlyd@ee.byu.edu (David Early)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Distribution: world
Organization: Brigham Young University, Provo UT USA
Subject: Re: Riddles/One liners Wanted



Got another one along the same line as the bartender+gun:


There are two men in a cabin on a mounatin.  Both men are
dead.  What happened??


(This question begs a twenty question style session. Good Luck)


Dave Early
From: tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Platypus was Re: Christian Joke
Date: 3 Sep 92 18:18:19 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Sep3.021052.4548@wam.umd.edu>, ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) wr
ites:
>>  If, as the Christians say, we are all created in God's image,
>>then the very existance of this newsgroup proves that God has
>>a sense of humor.
>>
>>  You don't believe me? Check out the Duck Billed Platypus. God was
>>no doubt rolling with laughter when Charles Darwin finally saw one.
>
>What I want to know is, who the hell came up with the name Platypus
>
>I mean Kangaroo, ok, its supposed to mean "I dont know" or something
>to that effect in Aboriginy, but Platypus?  It shure wasn't the
>Aboriginys who came up with that name.  Any Auzzies want to clear this
>up?  If there are any Aboriginys on the net, what is Platypus called
>in your language anyway.
>
>If I discovered a new animal I certainly would not call it Platypus!
>
>-ara
>

The existence of the platypus was first theorized by Plato, thus when it was
discovered it was felt that his name should be part of the animals name.  In
addition the aboriginies of Australia have been known to use the platypus as
the New Zealanders (Kiwis) are known to use sheep, as a substitute for a
woman.  Thus the name was originally Platopussy, but was later shortened to
Platypus.

I hope this clears up all confusion.
-- 


Tom Schmidlin       DEEP THOUGHTS: By Jack Handey - If God dwells inside
TES0@LEHIGH.EDU         us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes
215-758-0865            enchiladas, cause that's what he's getting.
From: cybapunk@hovel.welly.gen.nz (Phil Ross)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Keywords: Pah
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 19:58:23 +1200
Distribution: World
Organization: The Hovel Bulletin Board System

marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:

> The flame war is over, everyone can go back to their homes and families.

Nice try.. but we're just warming up.

--
cybapunk@hovel.welly.gen.nz    X Phil Ross
cybapunk@tornado.welly.gen.nz  X Sysop of The Hovel BBS
cybapunk@sideways.welly.gen.nz X Author of Lords And Ladies, _THE_ BBS door!
     ... If at first you don't succeed, redefine success ...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dglow@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Dave Low)
Subject: Rocky Horror Script For those who want it!!!
Originator: dglow@cayley.uwaterloo.ca
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 17:34:41 GMT

Since I have had 12 people mail me for it this week I will offer the 
Rocky Horror Picture Show Script (With the audience participation lines)
To all of those who mail me. For those of you who already received one from
me, I have a new verision of the script written by a different person 
(not the lines from the movie but the audience lines). It is more or
less the same but there are some new lines that weren`t included in the
first script and some of course are left out.

						Dave Low
						dglow@napier.waterloo.edu

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: joconnor@evax12.eng.fsu.edu (JAMES P O)
Subject: Re: Light buld joke
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.3-4   
Reply-To: joconnor@evax12.eng.fsu.edu
Organization: Florida State University Computing Center
Date:  3 SEP 92 11:39:31    

In article <22019@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com>, ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel) writes...
>Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light buld?
>A: two, and how they got into the light buld I'll never know!

 And I this joke I bring up a Florida GAYTOR lite bulb Joke

q:How many UF football players does it take to screw IN a lite bulb??
A1: none, they cant fit any of the gaytorettes in a lite bulb.
A2: none, they go to nearby glory holes instead.


--->->->->->------------G-O----N-O-L-E-S------------------------------------->
James O'Connor                            DUKE-VS-FSU
JOCONNOR@EVAX.eng.fsu.edu                 SEPT 5, 1992  7:00PM
FSU/FAMU College-O-Engineering            Cambell Stadium, Tallahassee
From: barryg@hplsla.hp.com (Barry Gunn)
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 20:16:15 GMT
Subject: Re: ASCII Pics
Organization: HP Lake Stevens, WA
From: miket@unislc.uucp (Michael Thompson)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Reply-To: miket@unislc.UUCP (Michael Thompson,B2C04,4560)
Organization: Unisys, Salt Lake City
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 21:56:38 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.160226.4092@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>In article <1992Sep3.020842.23955@news.ysu.edu> ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller) writes:
>>
>>In a previous article, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) says:
>>
>>
>>Now, one last time, I am in America, and I like religious humor.  I will
>>read it, and I will post it as I choose, as is my right.  If you don't
>>like it, TOO FUCKING BAD!!  Live with it...
>>-- 
>
>    Friend, so what cave did you grow up in, and why there is so much
>hatred in you? I don't have anything against religous jokes so long as
>they are not offensive, but why must we get so desperate to pull out
>the dirtiest laundry? Ye, Ye, I know GET THE F*** OF THE NETWORK IF
>YOU DON'T LIKE, have any better arguments?

Mario, the problem with the word offensive is its meaning is very 
subjective.  Beside....I thought you were going to play nice.


Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
From: michals@fuw.edu.pl (Michal Szleper)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: Warsaw University Physics Dept.
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 08:15:32 GMT

Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona writes:
>> Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>> this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>> insults. (...)
>
>Mario Smarduch,
>You should move to f***ing China where the gov't takes care of all
>politically incorrect speech.  As long as you're on this net, (...)
>For christ's sake, the subject was Polack Joke!  If they offend
>you, then don't read them!  (Gaaawd, that's so complicated.)
>
>Brett, 
>Keep up the good work, and post some more ethnic jokes!

Andrew Ford,
Remember that you're in soc.culture.polish.  And as long as
you are here you have to behave like if you were an intelligent,
educated person, not some Anglo-Saxon fart.
(It was just an Anglo-Saxon joke, so I'm sure you won't have
anything against.)

---------------------------------------------------------------------
My opinions are my opinions. Quite predictable.
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Michal~ Szleper                          "All you need is love, love,
(michals@fuw.edu.pl)                      Love is all you need..."
From: kml@cellar.org (John Galt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Campaign Songs
Date: 27 Aug 92 12:35:17 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


Actually, the Clinton Campaign song is "(Don't Stop Thinkin about) Tomorrow"
by Fleetwood Mac.

Bush's, on the other hand, is "Running on Empty" by Jackson Browne.



               Personally, I skip the posts and just read the sigs.

  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com - My other account is a Mercedes.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bjp2399@ultb.isc.rit.edu (B.J. Prusha )
Subject: Re: Fun with cats
Originator: bjp2399@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 15:34:40 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.101714.8976@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> dlyon@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Darren Lyon) writes:
>syspb@smartstar.com (Paul) writes:
>
>
>>Here's an old joke:
>
>>How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
>>Pour gasoline on him and light a match, Woof!
>
  Here's another old joke


	How do you make a dog meow?
	Stick in the freezer for a few days thant shove it across a handsaw
	MEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!

		Sorry, I had to do it.
-- 


Remember, thou art mortal

Xref: sparky rec.humor:27653 soc.culture.polish:2280 alt.censorship:7331
From: lbs@madeira.phys.ufl.edu (Lech Borkowski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 1 Sep 92 23:29:20 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: University of Florida Physics Department - CMT Group

In article <1992Aug27.195032.25832@oracle.us.oracle.com> mfriedma@uucp (Michael Friedman) writes:
>
>>>Offensive ideas are protected by the first amendment.  Haven't you heard,
>>>"Although I do not agree with what you say, I'll fight to the death for
>>>your right to say it"?  And, no, I don't "approve" of this, but I must
>>>disapprove of any effort to "ban" it.
>
>Well that's nice, Mario, but talk is cheap.  We're posting on our
>computers here in the US.  Short of cutting yourselves off from our
>network what are you going to do about it?  In short, anyone in the
>international community who doesn't give a shit about the first
>amendment is SOL if they want to be on our net.  So stick it where it hurts.

 Mr. Friedman, I suggest that you post ethnic jokes to all possible
soc.culture groups, not just soc.culture.polish, but also German, 
Russian, Scandinavian, Italian, Jewish, Mexican, Greek, Irish, 
French, African-American etc. etc. 
 Do you just happen to hate the Poles? If so, I would like to know
the reason. Yes, this is a serious question. Soc.culture was not
created to post the ethnic joke garbage. I see nothing funny
in your "jokes". Of course you will claim that you just excersize
you right to free speech. OK, here is my second suggestion:
Demand from TV and radio stations, newspapers and magazines
to present regularly the kind of ethnic garbage you like.

 You are just wasting time limiting yourself here on the net to a small
fraction of the total population that reads soc.culture.polish. 
There are much more powerful media and you should try to spread 
your hatred there.
From: adrian@cs.hw.ac.uk (Adrian Hurt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Date: 3 Sep 92 19:10:43 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computing & Electrical Engineering, Heriot-Watt University, Scotland

In article <Aug.28.17.19.00.1992.18023@math.rutgers.edu> jdare@math.rutgers.edu (James Dare) writes:
>
>Old Mother Hubbard
>Went to the cupboard
>to fetch poor rover a bone.
>
>But when she bent over,
>Rover took over
>And gave her a bone of his own.

This, I believe, is one of several "altered" nursery rhymes by Richard
Digance, one of the U.K.'s best comedians (IMHO).  I don't know if he is
the original author, but he seems to think so.  Here are a couple more:

Rock-a-bye baby, in a tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
I was that babe, and what bothers me
Is why Mum and Dad left me up a tree.

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocketful of rye.
Four-and-twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened, the shrivelled blackbirds sat
Saying "Alright then, what rotten joker did a thing like that?"

-- 
 "Keyboard?  How quaint!" - M. Scott

 Adrian Hurt			     |	JANET:  adrian@uk.ac.hw.cs
 UUCP: ..!uknet!cs.hw.ac.uk!adrian   |  ARPA:   adrian@cs.hw.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Subject: Wicked sick joke
Reply-To: djenkins@wang.com
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 01:55:24 GMT

It may have already been here, but...

These guys are walking through the desert, and they come across
this gross, maggot-infested carcass.  The one guy says, "I'm
so hungry, I just gotta eat something."  So he eats some of the
dead animal there, but after a few minutes, he pukes.

At which time the other guy says, "I knew if I waited long
enough, I'd get a hot meal!"

Ak... upppp... wait:  Re-read the Subject, before you send me
some crap.  

In fact, I dare you to send me, djenkins@wang.com, some crap.  
Go ahead, if you are woman enough.

Dave
-- 
Dave Bushong, Wang Laboratories, Inc.
Project Leader, OCR products
Internet: dbushong@wang.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch)
Subject: Where are you whimp?
Organization: trunking_fixed
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 16:32:05 GMT

 
Listen you whimp, if you're going to send threats at least leave
your mailing address, or are you too scared?

            rshaw@serum.kodak.com 
                known as
            nobody.Kodak.COM

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: yewhin@ecf.toronto.edu (YEW HIN Jimmy)
Subject: Re: Funny sign
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 19:49:31 GMT

In article <47026@shamash.cdc.com> ria@dash.udev.cdc.com (Richard Askew) writes:
>std_gibson@hg.uleth.ca (Jason Gibson) writes:
>: In article <1992Aug27.171916.4654@ra.msstate.edu>, bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak) writes:
>: >
>: >If you sprinkle
>: >When you tinkle
>: >Please be neat
>: >And wipe the seat.
>: >-- 
>: 
>A variant:
>If you sprinkle
>When you tinkle
>Be a sweetie
>And wipe the seatie

What about this one:

No matter how hard you shake your peg
At least a drop goes down your leg 

Newsgroups: rec.humor