HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gaf5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (Gail A. Fullman)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: LOV:  That Witch Isabelle
Date: 30 Dec 92 12:47:40 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <29DEC199209064250@xenon.arc.nasa.gov>, holst@xenon.arc.nasa.gov (LAU
RA HOLST) writes:
>Wasn't it sick when Isabelle promised Ally that she
>wouldn't judge her, no matter what she did, and then
>she turns around and says that she's no better than
>one of "those Mayberry girls"!  What a two-faced
>bitch!
>
>--Laura Holst
>Internet:  holst@xenon.arc.nasa.gov  Decnet:  XEN::HOLST
>Snail Mail:  NASA/Ames Research Center  MS 219-1
>             Moffett Field, CA  94035-1000
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>
I missed that one.  Was that on Monday?  Do you think she'll force Coopster to
marry Ally?
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From: saj@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (john.suravlas)
Subject: Re: AW: Bret
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 14:39:15 GMT

In article <2B311C52.6407@news.service.uci.edu> assist@orion.oac.uci.edu (ASSIST Coordination Site) writes:
>
>I don't think they will put Matt with Bret because it looks like they
>are pairing up Matt and Donna.  They have never done much with the
>"older woman, younger man" scenario, so maybe they will give
>it a try.  I think their scenes together lately have been quite
>interesting and wouldn't it be amusing if Michael Hudson
>did show up for Vicky's wedding and saw Donna with Matt on her arm? 
>
>What do others think?  Am I stretching too far out on a limb here?

I thought the same thing and I like the idea. Donna is so sexy that she
doesn't look bad with a younger man. The good part is that Racheal will
go BANANAS!!

John


>
>Kris

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From: EFS6MEF@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU
Subject: DOOL: TAN: Carly got run over by a reindeer
Reply-To: ecz5mxr@mvs.oac.ucla.edu
Date: 21 Dec 92 17:49:43 PST

I thought I might post some creative Carly bashing to the net and
ask for help in the endeavor.
What follows are the lyrics to "Grandmpa got run over by a reindeer"
Let's come up with an alternative "Carly" version.  Any takers?
=============
Grandma got run over by a reindeer           
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve,        CHORUS
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,    /
But as for me and Grandpa we believe.         /

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.

(Chorus) 

When we found her the Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had hoofprints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus-marks on her back.

(Chorus) 

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa.
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel.

(Chorus) 

It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black.
And we can't help but wonder,
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back!)

(Chorus) 

Now the goose is on the table,
And the pudding made of figs.
And the blue and silver candles,
That would have just matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I warned all my friends and neighbors,
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

(Chorus) 
=====================

OK, here's my alternate version.  Let's hear some others as well.
******** 

Carly got run over by a Bozo,
Walking home from Larry's Christmas Eve,       = Chorus
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and the Peels we believe.

She'd been boinking too many men,
And we begged her not to blow,
But she forgot her penicillin,
And she staggered out the door into the snow.

(Chorus) 

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
She had treadmarks on her forehead,
And incriminating skidmarks on her back.

(Chorus) 

Now we're all so proud of Larry,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching Kimmie,
Looking near and far for spermicidal gel.

It's not Christmas without Carly,
All the Peels are dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we bury her or throw her to a wolf pack?
(A wolf pack!)

(Chorus) 

Now Bo is on the pool table,
With a woman made of foam,
And a brown and silver hairball,
That matched Carly's one big eyebrow needing a comb.

I warned all my friends and sisters,
Better watch out for your soap!
They should never devote a show,
To a woman who can't act and is a dope.

(Chorus) 
=============

Come on, I know you people can top that.
Signed,
A Razzie who is counting the days until Carly gets run over by
anything that makes her leave DOCL.
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From: holst@xenon.arc.nasa.gov (LAURA HOLST)
Subject: Re: AMC: Various Musings from an Out-of-To
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Ames Res. Ctr. Mtn Vw CA 94035
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 21:28:00 GMT

In article <1992Dec30.211329.5130@zeus.ieee.org>, sbookey@ep.ieee.org writes...
> 
>Other questions include:
> 
>Where is Scott?

A.  Nobody knows.

> 
>Where is LANGLEY?

A.  Nobody knows.

>What is PVGD.

"Pine Valley Growth Disease"
Children leave the show for awhile, and show up *years* older,
although the same amount "real" time hasn't passed.

--Laura Holst
Internet:  holst@xenon.arc.nasa.gov  Decnet:  XEN::HOLST
Snail Mail:  NASA/Ames Research Center  MS 219-1
             Moffett Field, CA  94035-1000
Live:        (415) 604-6588
From: shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan R. Hagan)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Save SSH Letter - part 1
Date: 22 Dec 92 16:39:59 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

spira@panix.com (Greg "Sarcasm Is A Way Of Life" Spira) writes:

>In <1992Dec21.235859.10762@cbfsb.cb.att.com> mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak) writes:

>>In article <Dec.21.17.00.30.1992.10053@gandalf.rutgers.edu> shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan R. Hagan) writes:
>>>IDSWB@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:

>Quickie Quiz: What MASH star was one of the actors who played the role
>of Julie's first husband?

I don't remember the actor's name but the Mash character was B.J. 
Hunnicut - right?  


-- 
Susan R. Hagan (shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu) 
Publications Coordinator - User Services
Rutgers University Computing Services
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>/ hpcvra:rec.arts.tv.soaps / an366@anon.penet.fi /  8:26 am  Dec 31, 1992 /

>Are you thinking of Dr. Pulaski on ST:TNG?  She was played by Diana
>Muldaur (sp?) and that is not who is playing the real estate agent.

Nope.  Now that it has been brought up, I recognize her too ... she was a 
*guest star* doctor on ST:TNG, and she was unethical.  Dr. Crusher was not
real fond of her :-)

>scott@calvin.gso.uri.edu   401 792 6516   URI GSO NBC Narragansett RI 02882

Dave Ochs            "Even if I did hit her it wouldn't have done any good
daveo@cv.hp.com      ... [sigh] should'a used a pail of water, that was it!"
Corvallis, OR                    - Edmund to Dr Tolan, about "Broom" Helga
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From: EFS6ET1@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU
Subject: Re: DOOL: TAN: Carly got run over by a reindeer
Reply-To: ecz5mxr@mvs.oac.ucla.edu
Date: 29 Dec 92 14:50:11 PST

In article <1418@netxcom.netx.com>, on 29 Dec 92 01:22:49 GMT,
bdavis@netxcom.netx.com (Bill Davis) writes:

 Bill,
 I love it!  A brilliant and poetic bit of seasonal Carly bashing.
 **Razzie
-------------

>I'll try a different tune. I taped today for the first time in a while and
>need to get in the spirit to watch CarDoor come up with yet another excuse
>to spend the *whole* week with Larry even though she "hates" him...
>
>        Oh.. You better not watch,
>        you better not tape,
>        you better FF,
>        or forget Jenns rape.
>
>        Camel Face is coming to town.
>
>        Shes on all the time,
>        Shes lyin' to Bo,
>        Shes so freakin' wierd,
>        I wish she'd just go.
>
>        Camel Face is coming to town.
>
>        She seizes all the airtime,
>        Her "love" for Bo is fake,
>        Shes gone and drove the ratings down,
>        She should quit for goodness sake.
>
>
>>A Razzie who is counting the days until Carly gets run over by
>>anything that makes her leave DOCL.
>
>--b
>--
>// Bill Davis, NetExpress, Foster City Ca.   | "Chief! I DEMAND the CONE of
>//                                           | silence!"
>// bill@netxwest.com                         |                   ^   ^
>// Openwindows mailtool attachments accepted |                  ( )-( )
>
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 29 Dec 1992 08:19:28 MST
From: <IDSWB@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject:    DOOL: Tan, Note-SSH

As promised, here is a post regarding the note I got from Susan.  I'm
not quite sure how she got my name and address (must've been a little
birdie) but, that's OK.

On the front is a lovely black & white picture of her with her hair
done up with a slight trace of bangs and a few little tresses falling
beside her ears.  She has on darling earrings that have three cascades
of stones.  She is wearing a low-cut sequined dress.  On the lower,
right hand side of the card she has written (you can tell it was
recently written because of the smear on the 's') "Salute from Hayes".
In the upper left hand corner (I've searched my brain and can't come
up with the proper significance of this symbol) is the following:

                ^        (these two symbols are attached - Any ideas?)
                O

Flipping the card over it says in the upper left hand corner:

For Fan club information write to:
Susan Seaforth Hayes                        (All printed)
C/o Days of Our Lives NBC TV
3000 W. Alameda Ave.
Burbank, CA  91523


(in her own handwritting):

Quince-what a job you're doing.  I appreciate
it and thank you for a thousand faxes - (Place a heart here)
Till '93
Susan


There was a purple drawn line down the center and in another hand was
written my name and address.

That's it folks.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Gee, I wonder if she got me confused with another peel.  I only sent
the one fax.  Did anyone else get a card from her?

A bursting at the seams, happy Quince

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From: zaccaria@mtl.mit.edu (Carolyn Zaccaria)
Subject: Re: AMC: Tadamania
Organization: MIT Microsystems Technology Laboratories
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 14:55:41 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.142305.26675@news.media.mit.edu> stanzi@media.mit.edu (Constance "Stanzi" Royden) writes:
>soap character, he said "Oh yeah, his name's Tad or something,
>right?"  I was flabbergasted!!!  My husband is an MD, and apparently
>between the patients watching AMC in the wards, and the Nurses
>--Stanzi Royden

Not only that Stanzi, hospitals themselves are "soapy" in that all
of the soaps have a hospital where lots of things happen, so typically
hospitals are good settings for the soaps. (sure know that PV Hosp. and
GH for instance are really busy!); So I think a lot of hospital staffers
in general know things/characters about the soaps cause so many story-
lines take place in their own back yard! <|-)!

Felice Navidat! (sp?).....
Happy Holidays!
Merry Christmas!
Happy Chunnakah!

Love, CAZ
From: tony.waddell@eabbs.uucp (Tony Waddell) 
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: AMC: LURKER NO MORE! DUMP
Date: 22 Dec 92 10:01:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Easy Access BBS - San Ramon CA - 510-829-7627
Reply-To: tony.waddell@eabbs.uucp (Tony Waddell) 

-> I agree, the NewNat does nothing for me. And, haven't you
-> wondered why no one (doctors) have mentioned anything about
-> NewNat's blindness? And, why is that she's always looking
-> towards the ceiling? I think the writer's don't have a clue
-> as to what to do with her.

Could NewNat get her sight back by Christmas?  As she said in
yesterday's show, she just has a feeling that she MUST be in the new
house for Christmas.

I don't care for her acting either.  She doesn't have much of a part, so
it doesn't matter too much.  Maybe if the writers gave her another juicy
story line, she'd be better received.  You gotta admit that she hasn't
had much of a chance to act.  I thought she was pretty good with the
Carter Jones kidnapping.  I just can't see her playing the role of
Janut.
From: shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan R. Hagan)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Strange looe-looking picture
Date: 21 Dec 92 21:44:41 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

bab2@nestor.cc.bellcore.com (barter,elizabeth) writes:

>In article <1992Dec16.214329.9581@cbfsb.cb.att.com>, mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak) writes:

>for another visit to the eye doctor.  Are they videotaping all the 
>episodes now?


With the exception of One Stormy Night and the scenes in question,
DOOL has always been videotaped.


-- 
Susan R. Hagan (shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu) 
Publications Coordinator - User Services
Rutgers University Computing Services
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From: holst@xenon.arc.nasa.gov (LAURA HOLST)
Subject: AMC: From SOM Remember When?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Ames Res. Ctr. Mtn Vw CA 94035
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 23:12:00 GMT

These are always kinda fun to read...

Five Years Ago...

Tad spent a miserable holiday without Hillary,
whom he finally realized he'd lost for good.
Feeling hurt and confused, he decided that
he'd made a mess of his life and that the
best thing to do was to leave town and start
over somewhere else.  Before he left, he
went to see Hillary to say goodbye and to
admit he'd hurt her.  But Tad also told
Hillary that someday she'd realize how much
they had really loved each other.  Hillary
watched as Tad left.

Let's hope he has a better Xmas this year, huh? :)

--Laura Holst
Internet:  holst@xenon.arc.nasa.gov  Decnet:  XEN::HOLST
Snail Mail:  NASA/Ames Research Center  MS 219-1
             Moffett Field, CA  94035-1000
Live:        (415) 604-6588
From: ahelmers@umiami.ir.miami.edu
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC UPDATE - Monday, December 28
Date: 30 Dec 92 10:03:04 EST
Organization: Univ of Miami IR

In article <1992Dec30.025139.17669@cbnewsc.cb.att.com>, dwv@cbnewsc.cb.att.com (Dave Vollman) writes:
> In article <1hqlmjINNsb0@roundup.crhc.uiuc.edu> mary@uicsl.csl.uiuc.edu (Mary E. Allison) writes:
>>UPDATE for MONDAY, DECEMBER 28, 1992
>>10. Why do you think I'm getting married?
>>    { I asked this of some other people and got some very interesting
>>      answers, so I wanted to see what would happen here }  
> 
> How about the standard answer. You are in love with the most wonderful
> man in the world and you cannot even think about life without him!
> [in my case substitute "woman for "man" and substitute "her" for "him"
>  and I think you have it]


Well, Dave is (as usual) on the mark, but also marriage is sort of the next
logical step in some ways.  It is a continuing challenge, it means that
(hopefully) you have somebody who is *always* going to be in your corner no
matter what sh*t the world throws at you.  It means you never have to date
again.  It means you can take half of him and half of you and get-presto-a
whole new wondrous person.  It helps with taxes, it helps save money (two
really don't use twice as much electricity or phone or...), it gives you
somebody to gossip with, it means you have a buddy for taking trips and
vacations with.  It gives you somebody to complain about.  It gives you a
snugglebunny for cold nights (of course that wondrous person you might create
will often do that too--yawn).  It provides you with another person to try to
foist off those domestic jobs you HATE to do.  It gives you someone to laugh
with and someone to hold you when you need to cry.  It gives you an
anniversary, your very own personal holiday.  It gives you someone to discuss
world affairs with, and someone to discuss why the toilet is making that funny
noise.  It helps get you in financial position to buy a house.  

And of course, if you haven't done it already, it allows you to suck yet
another unsuspecting viewer into the...PINE VALLEY VORTEX. (This is undoubtedly
the biggest reason you are getting married, Mary).

Cheers, Happy New Year everybody and hurray for spouses.  Think I'll go see if
mine is through with the chores, and give him a warm thank-you :).

Yo "I may kill him but I'll never divorce him" Helmers
From: cad3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHERYL ANN DOUGHERTY)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: TAN: Red Hair
Date: 21 Dec 92 21:10:31 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec18.063300.29631@rose.com>, raymond.hodgson@rose.com (raymond
hodgson) writes:
>
>Date Entered: 12-18-92 01:25
>
> C(> And what has everyone got against red hair????  As a natural redhead,
> C(> I'm starting to get upset about this STRONG reaction anytime an AMC
> C(> character's hair color changes to any shade of red: first people
> C(> complained about Ceara, then Angel, now Dixie.
> C(> >
> C(> --Cheryl
>
>        I don't know about anybody else, but I like red hair.  A friend
>        of mine (who has red hair) told me that the "blondes have more
>        fun" is a myth.  She consistently has guys trying to pick her up
>        with such imaginative lines as:  "are you a natural red head"
>        and "I've never had a red head".
>
>        She told me this with a big smile on her face, I suspect that
>        she enjoyed seeing men making such a fuss over her (she was one
>        of the most healthy people, mentally speaking, that I have ever
>        met).
>
>        Raymond.

Sorry about being so sensitive.  I was in the middle of "the week from hell"
when I responded to the posts on red hair (Susan Margulies' Updater's Update
went along the same lines as my week).  Actually, now that Dixie's hair has
become an even darker shade of red, I think that the speculation about DIxie's
color being natural and about it being "haristylist induced" may both be
correct.  It looked as though Cady's hair was getting more reddish and then
suddenly became VERY red.  Part of the reason why I just had a color treatment
is that red hair becomes very dull or "ashy" in the winter (lack of sunlight).
My hair is naturally a blondish red, and when I had it darkened a shade to
brighten it, the color came out similar to Dixie's when she took the stand at
the custody hearing.

--Cheryl
From: leela@wpi.WPI.EDU (Leela Keshavan)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: Jennifer's sense of loyalty
Date: 21 Dec 1992 13:03:12 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu

There's been a bit of discussion whether it was stupid for
Jennifer to go to Larry's house.

Realistically speaking, Yes, I think it was verystupid for her to do that,
and I would never do that for anyone.. especially a friend like Carly.  She 
just doesn't deserve  that kind of loyalty...

But I do think that it was within character for Jennifer to do what
she did.. I mean, how any women would do what she did to prevent
carly from having to marry Larry when Carly turned 25 (yea.. right..
and I'm 18..... Not!)

I'm rather glad they had that scene, because it was better
than nothing.  I think they should have more Jennifer
confronting Larry scenes, but darnit, they should do it right.


The writers are so incredibly stupid that they don't see what
a potentially good story line they could have with Jack, Jen, Carly
and Larry.  Actually, I think they should just get rid of Carly and try to explore the John/Larry relationshjip....


Well, this damn machine is too slow right now, so that ends my message.

leela@codex.com
From: terra@reed.edu (Terra Goodnight)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC:Choppers & Whiney under the mistletoe....ewwwwwww.....
Date: 3 Jan 93 03:59:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: reed.1993Jan3.035902.26219
Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon

In article <1992Dec30.223041.11381@porthos.cc.bellcore.com> debbiek@navaho.cc.bellcore.com (kennedy,deborah) writes:
>In article <i4RLwB4w161w@cdthq.UUCP>, mitch@cdthq.UUCP (Mitch Harris) writes:
>
>-Geez, now that Dixie is going to leave Brian (and Brian is
>-going to be someone else) 

WHAT??? I'm really sorry rehashing whatever I might have missed during 
finals/hangin' with the folks for x-mas break, but do we know something about
this?  Is Dixie dumping Bryan?  (not that I care, and with Tad back, why 
wouldn't she?) But more importantly what is this about Brian "is going to 
be somebody else?"  Does that mean he's going to be _played_ by someone else
or that he's going to be _dating_ someone else (maybe you just left a key
word out that might clarify).  No matter how bad the writers have made Brian's
character turn out, it's not Matt Borleigni's fault and I think he's doing
a great job with all the ridiculous "duh, I'm a teen rebel/christian slater/
angst-ridden" material they've given him, and I sure don't want to see him
leave (though I can see him being cast as the new wanna-be b-boy white boy
rapper to hang out with David on 90210).

>-I sure hope the writers don't try and get those 2 back together.  
>-I would be extremely P.O.ed at Hayley!  Maybe Jack's new flame will have a 
>-teenage son.

Yeah, admittedly, AMC is definitely needing some new hot young blood, but
I'd rather it wouldn't be Jack's new woman's kid.  Pardon the total politically
correct spew for a sec., but wouldn't it be way cooler if a new Chicano (or
some variety of Hispanic) or like Phillipino or Asian dude came to PV? (and his
parents WERE NOT migrant workers or the new servant at Cortlandt Manor)

Terra
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: Joel Levine <levine@parc.xerox.com>
Subject: AMC:re: Dec.28 update
Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University
Date: 	Thu, 31 Dec 1992 20:36:04 PST

Hope I didn't screw up the subject line or attribution folks.  If so,
sorry!!!  I deleted data before I copied it!!

(I think this was from Mary Allison)
>
>UNANSWERED QUESTIONS for December 28, 1992 >

(stuff deleted)

>3. How long until Haley and Charlie stop being "just friends"? 

I think it'll be valentines day.  Should we do a Halo-Deflowering Lotto
next?

(more stuff deleted)

>10. Why do you think I'm getting married? > { I asked this of some other people and got some very interesting >	answers, so I wanted to see what would happen here }

I hope you're deliriously in love.  Joel and I looked through the wedding
album his folks have (from our nuptials 5 1/2 years ago) and all we kept
saying was:  how young and how happy we looked!!   

Now two kids later we look old, tired & unhappy? At least the first two,
but I'd say we're still happy if no longer delirious!  (Hey granma, can you
will your walker to me?)

-Debbi J-L