HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Short Notice
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 00:50:53 GMT

>>>>>>>.>>>>What is Aka.......
>>>>>>>.>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
>>>>No, it isn't!
>>>Will that be 5 minutes or the full half-hour?
>>That was never 5 minutes just now...
>Yes it was... it was just wearing a very good disguise.

Ah, I see...well it isn't particularly silly is it?

>>>>>>>.>>Chris <--- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
>>>>>>>.>>informing us all.
>>>>>>>.>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. That rot!
>>>>>>>What rot?  It's that smelly, discoloured stuff I just ate. [burp]
>>>>>>Hey!! I was saving that for a special occasion!!
>>>>>>Now where am I gonna get a Salmon Moose on such short notice?
>>>>Salmon Moose bites can be very nasty... A moose bit my sister once.
>>>My sister bit a salmon once...
>>I bit my sister once...
>Atlantic. (or was it twice?)

Pacific. (I thought it was a baker's dozen)

>>>>> I'd rather have mine a plate.  It's so much less messier that way, and the
>>>>> short notice is still readable afterwards.
>>>>If it's a short notice, you can read it before you put the moose
>>>>on it.  If it's long, you cut it into little bits and fry it up
>>>>with a little Worcestershire sauce.
>>>Well, it's just that (pause) I'd rather eat Johnson, sir.
>>But he's not koshir!
>Of course he's not. He's Peter. I would have thought you'd know the
>crew by now! 

Of course I do! Wait...this isn't the Titanic!

>>>>>>>.Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.  
>>>>>>>Dan <--- Sorry mate, but I can't give it to the Jos as I just finished 
>>>>>>>it.  Mebbe we could find some moldy cheese or a bloated carp for the 
>>>>>>>little guy, he must be famished.
>>>>>>James <=== Nope. Fresh out of cheese. It's not much of a cheese shop is it?
>>>>> Meetch aka Finest in the district sir!
>>>>Andrew aka it's very clean!
>>>James <=== OH! The cat's eaten it!
>>Ratboy <--Tell me about it! I barely got away! lost a whisker too!
>MSNio >> (00Nio ???)
Ratboy >>> Seargent
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:44:04 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) blathered:
> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM wonders in a state of bewilderment:
> >mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> >> >->>->>->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
> >> >->>->>->Does it talk?
> >> >->>->>->Andrew aka obviously not!
> >> >->>->>Pag aka no but the slug does..
> >> >->>->Lisa aka I'd like to buy a license for Eric, my pet slug.....
> >> >->>Pag aka that'll be 74 pounds please. Otherwise we send round the slug 
> >> >->>        detector van.
> >> >->N-N-N-Not th-th-th-the SLUG DETECTOR VAN!  {jarring chord}
> >> >->Ratboy aka has nothing to fear...unless they take varmints too... 
> >> > Well we could send for the RATBOY detector van if you want
> >> Would you please? It has been so long since I was detected...I almost
> >> forgot what it's like. 
> >> >Pag aka no where was that poi*** I had.
> >> Ratboy aka it's up there in the cab***.
> >Cabana?
> >Caboon?
> >Cabuta?
> >Caboto?
> Cabinet!  That's where I keep my point(ed) sticks.
> >PKT fnork watchermean, mate?
> Meetch aka Time for a crash course in censorship.

Sounds good to ....<CRASH!!!><CRASH!!!>{tinkle}[thud](tink-tink-tink-THUMP)
	.....................me.

PKT fnork sorry, mum......got a broom?
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Compliant
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:11:48 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>>>>>>>->I wish to register a complaint !
>>>>>>>>Ermmm.... Hello Miss......
>>>>>
>>>>>I'm sorry, I have a cold...
>You think this is cold, Matey? Why, when I was young...
You were lucky!! In my day we didn't have Temperatures.
We had to go put our tongues against the lampposts to see
if they would stick!

>>>>>>>>->Kezzle.
>>>>>>>>Pag aka not a dead parrot called Lisa, Erik or anything else for that
>>>>>>>>        matter..
>>>>>>>Lisa aka I'm not a parrot..I'm a 'alibit
>>>>>>>Chris aka You're not fooling anyone, you know.
>>>>>Ratboy aka But I *am* a newt!
>>>>Lisa aka welcome back, oh Rat god that you be :)
>>>Ratboy aka Oh how I love me fans...:)  Missed you the most Lisa...
>>>   WORSHIP ME!!!! (sorry, Jes...no diety infringement intended...)
>>>Chris aka You're in for it now!  Back away, everyone.  Don't want to be hit
>>by the lightning, you know!
>Ratboy aka Ahhhh....lightning shmightning...I ain't afraid o' no stinking
>  lightning...
ZZZZAP! Instant Ratboy steaks (well-done)!

James octopud Lightning!
From: Michael.A.Worth@mailbox.bison.mb.ca (Michael A Worth)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: The wafer thin..
Date: 5 Oct 92 09:08:20 GMT

Organization: University of Pennsylvania

To: mech413@csc.canterbury.ac.nz
Organization: University of Pennsylvania
Cc: 
Bcc: 

I don't know what it was, but I think that it was either a) a sardine, or b) a 
mint. Sorry to be so unspecific.




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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Date: 30 Sep 92 19:11:53 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) vomits extrudinous bbody parts:
}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) leaps onto the tracks and snags the fair maiden just in time to pull her out of the way of the rapidly approaching super-bullet train:
}>}jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) beats his hairy chess bored:
}>}>no, please no....i itch all over right now..please now
}>}><we interrupt for these unimportant messages}
}>}>jester really liks to itch so please make him suffer in glee.
}>}We interrupt   ^^^^
}>}this
}>}interuption
}>}to ask the
}>}burning
}>}question:
}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
}Right! I'm calling my lawyer! 

whats his name??? and does he like men?

}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
}>this means war....
}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!

yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
waterbaloons..

}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
-- 
I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade.
I am the no. 90 sunblock that will stop your burn.
I am the clipper that trims your hedges.
I am the jailor that throws away the key.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Compliant
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 05:40:35 GMT

>>>All I wanted for Christmas was the red rider 400 air rifle
>>You'll put you're eye out.
>A rife? What do you want a rifle for? It might bite you!
Here! We'll have no rife in here...I just cleaned the floors! ...always
bringing in things from the dustbin... 

>MNSuuoi
Ratboy aka Bishop of Leischter or summat like that...

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: Ralf.Wirth@arbi.informatik.uni-oldenburg.de (Ralf Wirth)
Subject: arte sends flying circus
Organization: University of Oldenburg, Germany
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 10:37:48 GMT
Summary: arte sends MPFC
Keywords: monty python

Moin!

For thouse, who have not recorded monty pythons flying circus jet:

The european culture program "arte" sends it now daily at 19:55 CET execpt on
Saturdays and sundays.

It is the original with subtitles (german and (french ?)).


-- 
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* Name: Ralf Wirth                                                          *
* Job : Student of computer science/Wizard of Nightfall (Veltins).          *
* Login : Henry@Aragorn, Henry@Schrottpollo                                 *
* E-Mail Address: Ralf.Wirth@arbi.informatik.uni-oldenburg.de               *
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Lightning.
Date: 30 Sep 92 13:50:36 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>>>Lisa aka welcome back, oh Rat god that you be :)
>>>Ratboy aka Oh how I love me fans...:)  Missed you the most Lisa...
>>}  WORSHIP ME!!!! (sorry, Jes...no diety infringement intended...)
>>>Chris aka You're in for it now!  Back away, everyone.  Don't want to be hit
>>by the lightning, you know!
>Ratboy aka Ahhhh....lightning shmightning...I ain't afraid o' no stinking
} lightning...


				0
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~			|
			        /\
  ^^ lightning			^ bad drawing of ratboy


 /|\0  <---ratboy in pieces....

Jester squig you had better be afraid......
-- 
I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade.
I am the no. 90 sunblock that will stop your burn.
I am the clipper that trims your hedges.
I am the jailor that throws away the key.
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: different
Summary: this is a very silly post and I am not going to interview it.
Keywords: nose - no, stout, tape recorder
Date: 30 Sep 92 13:25:13 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <sprooney.717798989@unix1.tcd.ie> 
	sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) did say :

->
->>->>And now, for something completly different.  A man with a tape recorder up
->>->>his nose.
->>->>
->>->No, wait. It's a man with a stout through his head.
->Stout? Great! I'll have a guinness please. Now.. what do I pull to
->get the drink out?

Ermm...... sounds too difficult, but if you manage it send one across the
water to us here.. :-)
->
->>Sure it is not a man with three buttocks..
->Oooh. We've got one of the at WWWC.

Aha.....now that is very silly..
->>->
->>->
->>->eric
->>Pag aka (completely illegal of course) No I am not..
->Are you or have you ever been?

Well I am not sure....... you tell me, please tell me, Oh go on tell
me..
->
->mNSi..o?kajsh
Pag aka the man with a tape recorder up his friends nose...
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Thors Coiten
Date: 1 Oct 92 19:05:52 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) speaks what's left of his mind (after the big operation, you know):
>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) causers everyone in the audience to simultaneously stand up and say "Wha Ho!" in response to his stirring pathos:
>.aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) jumps on the bandwagon:
>.>In article <1992Sep17.023201.22014@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>.>> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) complains:
>.>>>djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) stokes the flames of discontent:
>.>>>>In article <1686214B73.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>.>>>>.jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>.>>>>.>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu sings along:
>.>>>>.>>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>.>>>>.>>>Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
>.>>>>.>>>
>.>>>>.>>>>What is Aka.......
>.>>>>.>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
>.>No, it isn't!
>.Will that be 5 minutes or the full half-hour?
>Umm...I'm a bit strapped for time right now, so I'll just leave before
>I waste any more of it here.

Wait! I've got a *very* interesting documentary on the life of
the mollusk!
Wouldn't you like me to stay?

>.>>>>.>>Chris <--- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
>.>>>>.>>informing us all.
>.>>>>.>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. (what rot?) That rot!
>.>>>>What rot?  It's that smelly, discoloured stuff I just ate. [burp]
>.>>>Hey!! I was saving that for a special occasion!!
>.>>>Now where am I gonna get a Salmon Moose on such short notice?
>.>Salmon Moose bites can be very nasty... A moose bit my sister once.
>.My sister bit a salmon once...
>Jeeze, man, I *am* a salmon.  Its far out, whoa...!

Sounds like you *are* far out, whoa...!

>.>> I'd rather have mine on a plate.  It's so much less messier that way, and the
>.>> short notice is still readable afterwards.
>.>If it's a short notice, you can read it before you put the moose
>.>on it.  If it's long, you cut it into little bits and fry it up
>.>with a little Worcestershire sauce.
>.Well, it's just that (pause) I'd rather eat Johnson, sir.
>Oh drat!  Back to *that* again!  Fine, there's still just enough of me
>left for a few sandwiches, but don't skimp on the mayo.

Okay, but I'm not gonna eat your gammy leg!!

>.>>>>.Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.
>.>>>>Dan <--- Sorry mate, but I can't give it to the Jos as I just finished
>.>>>>it.  Mebbe we could find some moldy cheese or a bloated carp for the
>.>>>>little guy, he must be famished.
>.>>>James <=== Nope. Fresh out of cheese. It's not much of a cheese shop is it?
>.>> Meetch aka Finest in the district sir!
>.>Andrew aka it's very clean!
>.James <=== OH! The cat's eaten it!
>Dan aka What, the whole cheese shop?  Thats incredible!
James <=== Yes, it certainly was a *large* cat. Almost as large
	as that seven foot penguin standing in the corner....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: St. Jester's Day
Keywords: Jester is my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:40:13 GMT

jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Baker III) ruins the modern world:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jolly Jestie) flicks the lights on and off to fool the neighbors into thinking nobody's home:
>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Wet Willie) wankels his rotatry engine:
>>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Serjet) walks around and around in very small circles muttering to himself:
>>}>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (JW) coughs up phlegm:
>>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jestie) goes on and on about tea and how they don't make it properly here, do they:
>>}>}>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (Jamie) enjoys being cut up into little pieces:
>>}>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) vents his righteous fury:
>>}>}>}>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Dead Meat!!!!) insults me one last time:
>>}>}>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (St. Jester) flies off the handle all too easily:
>>}>}>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>}>}>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>}>}>}>}>on the street......
>>}>}>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>}>}>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>}>}>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>}>}>}Oh? I thought you already *had* a bad name...
>>}>}>well bring that little fact into account....
>>}>}>look....i have had it iwht you..time to 
>>}>}>call in the heavy artillery.......MOM!!!!
>>}>}Quit calling me that! I hate being called that!
>>}>well then don't whip me so hard and force-feed my lima beans.
>>}Right. From now on I whip you soft and force-feed you llama beans.
>>no..not llamas...plese help me..thats sheer torture...the pain the agony
>Que?

thats its..i refuse to answer this post anymore..its entirely to silly..

>>}>}>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>}>}>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intrest!
>>}>}>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>}>}>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>}>}>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>}>}>}Jamus allies Nothing! My posts ar alwus prefect!!
>>}>}>Editor Jester squig and where did you learn to spell????
>>}>}James fnork I bin too collej!
>>}>Editor Jester squig which one?? it desperately needs to be burned down.
>>}Jamesa <=== Our Lady of St. Looney's on the Creambun and Jam Institute
>>}	of Institutional Intuitive Tuition.
>>Jester hedge-clippers some looney uni there......
>Same J allies yes, and over here, too, also, as well!
Jester nowayjose' I refuse to follow-up
-- 
I am the chill that runs down your spine.
I am the surprise in your cereal box.
I am the hair on the lens of your projector.
I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Voting
Date: 6 Oct 92 17:04:31 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

Well. as people seem to like this voting thingie.....
please mail me your top 3 choices for a.f.m-per of the year

and i will tabulate them and post the winner one week
from today.....you know me address......
jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu....

Jester aka please mail me...its easier that way....
-- 
I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries.
I am the onion that stings in your eye.
I am the tube of cadmium yellow that refuses to open.
I am the unexpected and unsightly inclusion that ruins the perfect gem.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 20:42:27 GMT

>->>> >->>->>->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
>->>> >->>->>->Does it talk?
>->>> >->>->>->Andrew aka obviously not!
>->>> >->>->>Pag aka no but the slug does..
>->>> >->>->Lisa aka I'd like to buy a license for Eric, my pet slug.....
>->>> >->>Pag aka that'll be 74 pounds please. Otherwise we send round the slug 
>->>> >->>        detector van.
>->>> >->N-N-N-Not th-th-th-the SLUG DETECTOR VAN!  {jarring chord}
>->>> >->Ratboy aka has nothing to fear...unless they take varmints too... 
>->>> > Well we could send for the RATBOY detector van if you want
>->>> Would you please? It has been so long since I was detected...I almost
>->>> forgot what it's like. 
>->>> >Pag aka no where was that poi*** I had.
>->>> Ratboy aka it's up there in the cab***.
>->>Cabana?
>->>Caboon?
>->>Cabuta?
>->>Caboto?
>->Cabinet!  That's where I keep my point(ed) sticks.
>Aha.. he got it......
But I haven't...I got a gamey leg tho 

>->>PKT fnork watchermean, mate?
>->Meetch aka Time for a crash course in censorship.
>Pag aka well no where is that little rat-tr** I had.
Ratboy aka Right here on me tail. You know...they attract better if you
  put cheese on them rather than spam...
From: news@pfbs.philips.se (News Adm.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Get the comfy chair !
Date: 1 Oct 92 17:49:54 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment BCFI AB, Sweden
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From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A tiger....in Africa?
Date: 28 Sep 92 14:13:01 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <5585@news.duke.edu>, esa@acpub.duke.edu (EMILY ANGERER) writes:
> In article <1992Sep21.143352.7660@ac.dal.ca> aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) writes:
>>In article <5424@news.duke.edu>, daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford) writes:
>>> I don't understand the point of these lines is the Meaning of Life.  I
>>> don't see why they ask the question.  Are they being stupid?  Are they
>>> trying to imply that the doctor's a quack?  Am I being silly?  Well,
>>> yes, I suppose, but that's not the point.
>>> 
>>> Anyway, somebody explain this.  Please?
>>
>>Perhaps tigers are not native to Africa, and therefore would
>>not be expected to be found there, unless they had escaped from
>>the zoo.  It's similar to films where penguins and polar bears,
>>despite being from separate hemispheres, are found on top of the
>>same television set, and subsequently explode.
>>
> I don't think that's the point of the original question.  No, tigers are
> not found in Africa.  It would be an uncomplicated issue if that's all
> they said.  "A tiger...in Africa?"  The point is, they say that numerous
> times, and then everybody makes faces at each other and at the doctor's
> back, sort of with a "humor him" tone.  If faces can have a tone.  Which
> is irrelevant.  I guess one would assume that if they had been in Africa
> for some time they would ALL already know that there aren't tigers there
> and it wouldn't be such a huge to-do.  So why ARE they asking the
> question so many times, and with that tone?
> 
> And stop looking at this post in that tone of voice.
> 
> -Emily
> 
> (wasting a lot of keystrokes so the stupid local news server won't
> reject my post because I quoted too much stuff)
Precisely the point!  The Doctor obviously is a quack, consider
that he tries to explain the missing leg as some sort of a virus!
The other possibility is that they are questioning the gall of
Palin in doubting the Doctor's great wisdom, as all the officers
seem to be upper class and above any contact with  the zulu
war around them.
From: djohnson@next-1.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: M-P discography
Date: 30 Sep 92 13:13:46 GMT
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: Daniel.P.Johnson@mailbox.bison.mb.ca's message of 24 Sep 92 21:40:22 CSTLines: 29

In article <717712154.34@mailbox.bison.mb> Daniel.P.Johnson@mailbox.bison.mb.ca (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
.In article <MORJENS.92Sep23110803@lesti.hut.fi> morjens@lesti.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:

..Alert! ummm.. Achtung!

..Anybody out there got any kind of discorgraphy of the Monty Python
..albums? I really need to get one, and especially one that contains
..info about the records, like when they were published, what they
..contain and other interseting bits of info.

..Thanks!

..Morjens aka take a ride on your record player

.Dan aka If it is owned you must pay owner TWICE the normal rent.  If
	.it is unowned you may buy it from the bank.

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Mmm... Dan, I'm sure you're a nice fellow and you don't mean any harm,
but I *was* here first, and I *did* post exactly the same thing as you
did just now a few days ago.  If it's all the same to you, I'd
appreciate it if you would either change your name or some of the
words in your posts, otherwise I shall have to report you to the DIMS
(Dan Impersonators Murder Squid...er Squad), and that might put a
nasty dent in your career, not to mention your skull.

Dan aka Ah don't take kindly to dopplegangers.