From: eleanor@cbnews.cb.att.com (eleanor.j.evans)
Subject: Re: Introduction, or De-Muffining
Organization: AT&T
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 02:44:25 GMT

In article <BzEILs.Gt8@cck.coventry.ac.uk> idx009@cck.coventry.ac.uk (the Crisco Kid) writes:
>In article <BzDEq6.KCo@news.udel.edu> seamus@ravel.udel.edu (James G Dilmore) writes:
>>In article <BzC7on.8to@rice.edu> cathyf@is.rice.edu (Catherine Anne Foulston) writes:
>>>Well, I'm 5'4", or 163 cm if you like those better, have hazel eyes
>>>(how boring -- those cheesy romance novel heroines never have hazel
>>>or brown eyes, always blue, green, grey, or violet, but who wants to
>>>be like them anyway :-), and am having a Bad Hair Day.
>
>I love hazel eyes.  I promise, Cathy, that if ever I write a cheesy
>romance novel with a Significant Woman in it (as oposed to cheesy
>romance fantasy-opera with two Significant Boys), she shall have hazel
>eyes, just for you.
>
>>Who needs bear codes anyway?
>>I am about 5'10", have greenish eyes, and have been told that I look
>>like James Spader.  
>
>That's exactly why bearcodes are handy.  Who the asterisks is James Spader?
>And - more operatively - what does he look like? (And if you say "Well,
>he looks somewhat like Jim Dilmore", I shall spank you, d'you hear?)
>
>>Cathy, you're right who does want to be like them.  Except for the amount
>>of sex that they get.
>
>Yes, but they get it with such dreadful men!  I mean, have you ever tried
>kissing someone with a Stiff Upper Lip?
>
>>And I *know* about bad hair days.
>
>OK, OK, I don't.  What's a bad hair day?
>
>
>				Kay
>				
>-- 
>6'2", dark short hair, blue eyes, bisexual and horny as ....
>Kay Dekker, Dept of Industrial Design, Coventry University, Coventry UK
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Subject: Re: Introduction, or De-Muffining
From: eleanor@cbnews.cb.att.com (Piglet)
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In article <BzEILs.Gt8@cck.coventry.ac.uk> idx009@cck.coventry.ac.uk (the Crisco Kid) writes:
>In article <BzDEq6.KCo@news.udel.edu> seamus@ravel.udel.edu (James G Dilmore) writes:
>That's exactly why bearcodes are handy.  Who the asterisks is James Spader?
>And - more operatively - what does he look like? (And if you say "Well,
>he looks somewhat like Jim Dilmore", I shall spank you, d'you hear?)

<long, loud panting sounds> (How does one spell a pant, anyway?)

sex, lies and videotape.  And lots of other stuff.  I don't know
what UK video rental stores are like, but if they exist (hey, I
haven't been there in a decade--sue me!), I'll bet there's a picture
of James Spader on a box somewhere...  (I'm _really_ bad with
titles, so I won't get more specific than that...)

>OK, OK, I don't.  What's a bad hair day?

Ever had a day where you could play with your hair for hours,
and no matter _what_ you did to it, it still wouldn't look 
good?  Or, if you did get assembled into something resembling
attractive, it fell into its own evil plot within 15 minutes?

That's a bad hair day.  In _Dream On_ (HBO comedy with
Brian Yumyum, I mean, Benben), Martin (Benben) is having
a _really_ bad day (like he just got dumped, and all sorts
of other horrible stuff), when his secretary (Toby--basically
a pit bull re-incarnated as a woman--and one of my personal
heros) bursts into his office, yells "Well, at least you're
having a good hair day!", and slams the door.  It's become
rather cosmic.

A good hair day is when your hair looks stunning all day,
so that you catch yourself going "who is that handsome
stranger" every time you catch sight of yourself in a
reflective surface.  Even if your dog died, well, at least
you're having a good hair day....


Piglet, wandering off into a corner, babbling endlessly about
        hair and days, and cute actors, and daze....