HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tedh@cylink.COM (Ted Hadley)
Subject: Re: Sawadee closed? Peace Restaurant closed?
Organization: Cylink Corp.
Distribution: ba
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 16:03:21 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.004803.7458@indetech.com> lzs@indetech.com () writes:
>I called for reservations at these two restaurants recently and was
>told by the recording that the numbers were disconnected. So, I'm
>assuming they are no longer in business. Anyone know for sure?
>
>	Sawadee Thai restaurant - Sunnyvale

Closed _at least_ 2 weeks ago. My wife and I went for dinner and there was a
"for sale" sign up on the building. (We ended up at Shilpa for a superb meal).
No surprise, really. Sawadee never was more than one-quarter full all of the
times I was there. I'm sure they never turned a profit, and probably only
barely broke even.... Sad but true. Now I need a different place for Thai. Any
suggestions? (BTW, _I_ hate Bankok Spoon in MV. Other recommendations welcome).
-- 
Ted A. Hadley  tedh@cylink.COM  (408) 735-5847  "Credo qvia absvrdvm est"
Cylink Corporation, 310 N. Mary Ave., Sunnyvale, CA 94086  USA     - Tertullian
Newsgroups: ba.food
From: sharen@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com (Sharen A. Rund)
Subject: Re: wedding catering
Organization: Lockheed Missiles and Space Co.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 16:16:12 GMT

In article <9210051753.AA11934@oasun1.us.oracle.com> jhthomas@us.oracle.com ("jhthomas.US1") writes:
>
>
>We are getting married in April and are looking for a caterer.  200 people,
>early afternoon so a focus on heavy hors d'ourves, and looking to spend around
>2500-3000 for food, service, tax and tip.  We will supply the alcohol.  ANy
>ideas or horror stories?
>
>Joe

congratulations on your upcoming wedding - you failed to state where the
reception's going to be held, etc....would you fill us in so we can give you
someone in your area????  thanks 

-- 
________________       __        ________________   "They that can give up
\_________      \     /_ \      /      _________/  essential liberty to 
 \_________      \_____/  \____/      _________/  obtain temporary safety
  \___________________      __________________/  deserve neither liberty 
                     /______\                   nor safety."  
ALL disclaimers apply ....                           --Benjamin Franklin
From: c60b-1gs@web-1g.berkeley.edu (Allen Tom)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re: Chinese restaurant in SF Chinatown
Date: 30 Sep 92 01:02:05 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: web-1g.berkeley.edu

In article <BvCJFJ.Fwr@well.sf.ca.us> louis@well.sf.ca.us (Louis Jaffe) writes:
>Pearl City is popular with a mostly Chinese crowd from dim sum.  I have
>eaten there and liked it (am not Chinese though).  The SF Examiner/Chronicle
>Sunday pink pages runs an annual roundup of Chinatown dining with thumbnail
>reviews of quite a few restaurants.  This is worth watching for or digging up.
>


-- 
 _________________________________________________________________________
|Allen Tom  c60b-1gs@web.berkeley.edu |          Our Prime Directive:     |   
|           atom@ocf.berkeley.edu     |         PICCARD / RIKER for 92    |   
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Newsgroups: ba.food
From: zstern@adobe.com (Zalman Stern)
Subject: Re: Sawadee closed? Peace Restaurant closed?
Organization: Adobe Systems Incorporated
Distribution: ba
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 02:57:26 GMT

Peace Restaurant has been closed for at least a couple months. No great loss  
in my opinion...

For good Thai, try Bangkok Garden in San Jose (on Saratoga Ave. just North  
of 280). Their menu is a bit limited, but the food is very good and  
relatively inexpensive. High Thai next door is almost as good and has a  
larger menu, but is a little pricier.
--
Zalman Stern		   zalman@adobe.com		    (415) 962 3824
Adobe Systems, 1585 Charleston Rd., POB 7900, Mountain View, CA 94039-7900
  "Yeah. Ask 'em if they'll upgrade my shifters too." Bill Watterson
From: spatton@spatton.next.com (Sharon Patton)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re: Review:  Harold's Famous Barbeque
Keywords: Harolds BBQ
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:45:59 GMT
Reply-To: Rest in SJ & Sacramento
Distribution: ba



I totally agree.  This might be the worst BBQ I've every had in my life.   
Believe me its not worth the trip.

Sharon
Newsgroups: ba.food
From: HF.JGW@forsythe.stanford.edu (Weitz, Janet)
Subject: Re: Bagels?
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: ba
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 04:06:05 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.230440.7302@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU>,
allanl@cory.Berkeley.EDU (A. Chris Long  Jr.) writes:
>I recently arrived in the Bay Area (Berkeley, to be specific) and I
>really miss the great bagel sandwich restaurant in Charlottesville
>(VA).  Are there any restaurants around (preferable in the East Bay,
>but I'll take what I can get) that have good bagels?
>
>I'd be happy to summarize if you want to email me and there's
>interest.
>
>Thanks a lot.
>
>
>- Chris
>--
>A. Chris Long, Jr.               |"I am endeavoring, madam, to build a
>Graduate Serf^H^H^H^HStudent     | pneumonic memory circuit out of
>Internet: allanl@cs.berkeley.edu | stone knives and bearskins."
>Phone:    (510) 845-0582         |              - Mr. Spock, CotEoF

Chris, Brothers Bagels (2 locations in Berkeley) are the best.  I
know nothing of the place you mention in Charlottesville, but try
the Homemade Cafe on Sacramento & Dwight.  Everyone else will tell
you about Noah's Bagels, but I like Brothers' better - less doughy.

Janet
Newsgroups: ba.food
From: sslok@srv.PacBell.COM (Sam Lok)
Subject: Re: Afternoon Tea in the East Bay Area
Organization: Pacific * Bell
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 23:29:53 GMT

In article <1afnq1INN86t@agate.berkeley.edu> c60b-2hz@web-3e.berkeley.edu (Nathaniel Meyers) writes:
>Of course, the Emperess
>Hotel in Victoria is THE place to get tea in North America).

I wish you didn't say that.  They don't even give you choices of tea.  The
house blend actually has little fragrant to it.  The pastry, nah!

-- 
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Sam Lok			Pacific*Bell, California	sslok@srv.PacBell.Com
Newsgroups: ba.food
From: cathym@netcom.com (Cathy Maksymiuk)
Subject: need the scoop on Adriatic
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Distribution: ba
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 03:33:37 GMT

I am planning an anniversary dinner for Saturday night, and I
was thinking of going to the Adriatic, mainly because it 
sounded like the dressiest of all the ones in the Metro, and
I want to wear my (informal) wedding dress. I know I've seen
the Adriatic mentioned here, so I was hoping someone could
answer a few questions:

How much in advance does one typically have to make reservations?

Is there normal food on the menu? (I don't want to have to choose
between sweetbreads and brains!)

Is it as dressy as the Metro implied?

On fancy restaurants in general: 

I've seen separate lines on the bill for tipping the "captain" and
the "waiter(s)". Is the "captain" the head of the waiters? What's
the tipping guideline for each?

Thanks for your help!
-- 
***************************************************************************
Cathy Maksymiuk                   * "The world was made round so that we
cathym@netcom.com                 * could not see too far down the road."
From: jputnam@raptor.Eng.Sun.COM (James Putnam)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re: need the scoop on Adriatic
Date: 30 Sep 92 19:36:53 GMT
Reply-To: jputnam@raptor.Eng.Sun.COM
Distribution: ba
Organization: Sun Microsystems
NNTP-Posting-Host: raptor

In article 56332@olivea.atc.olivetti.com, sweeney@flash.ATC.Olivetti.Com (Peggy Sweeney) writes:
>I wouldn't call the Adriatic "dressy." In fact, of all the "continental"
>restaurants on restaurant row in Saratoga, it's probably the least
>dressy. That's one of the things that many people (including me!) like about 
>it! The emphasis is on the food. If you want someplace dressier, I'd try 
>Mere Michelle. I find it somewhat more stuffy than the Adriatic -- but
>then one of the things I love about California is that there are very
>few restaurants that require you to "dress up."  Mere Michelle's probably
>one of them.

     I have found this not to be the case. We stopped at Michelle's on impulse after 
     a spur of the moment stroll around the Saratoga environs, dressed extremely
     casually, jeans, etc, and were seated immediately, and with little fuss. It
     was early evening, midweek. They had several tables empty, but the room was
     mostly full.

     I could tell the maitre 'd wasn't overwhelmed with our choice of dinner 
     apparel, and in fact we were the only people in the room dressed less than
     coat and tie and equivalent, but our waiter was not in the least disconcerted,
     and we were not shoved off into a corner of the room.

     The service was excellent; attentive, but not annoyingly so.

     If I had it to do over again, I might opt for someplace more casual on general
     principles, but I enjoyed that meal, all the more so because I wasn't made to 
     feel like a leper.

	Jim
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: Safety for cj
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 02:47:09 GMT

In article <1992Oct3.015558.26000@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (240 Hours) writes:
>Arthur Delano writes:
>But then, in one of those terrifying flashes of insight, I became aware
>of the full horror of cj's situation.  Oh how could we have overlooked
>this before?  People, people, people:  cj lives in California!
>                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>But, but don't you see?  Must I spell it out?  ** E.A.R.T.H.Q.U.A.K.E. **
>
>   <Sound of one-hundred forty thousand foreheads being slapped>
    Huh? Earthquake? Oh, you mean those neat little massages we get here at
a rate of 5 every day, on the average? Quite nice actually. :)
>
>
>I envision entombing cj beneath an iron fortress located at the center of 
>a large isolated land mass.  This island must be tsunami free and devoid 
>of active volcanos (remember what happened to the civilization of Crete). 
>England would be perfect, except that it lies within missile range of madmen 
>like Saddaam Hussein.  Unfortunately, Antarctica is out of the question 
>because of the ozone hole.  Okay, we will just have to risk England while 
>we construct a small continent in the Atlantic.  Meanwhile...
>
 Phaugh! If you REALLY had cj's best interests at heart, you would no better
than to send her out into the Atlantic, where the ocean is growing wider at
inches per year!!!!

 I say put her in South Dakota.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 02:24:06 GMT

> >>> >>Cerveza! Uno mas, por favor.
> >>> >Que?
> >>> Beer! One more, please.
> >>Queer!  No more fleas!
> >Here! No more of these!
> There! One more of his!
Where?  Where's my daughter Liz?
--
"Is you in, or is you ain't?"
"You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 

Fuzzies to everybody who wants them...New shipments every Thursday.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Followup-To: rec.pets,misc.test
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 23:30:55 GMT


jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>   In <7554@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>   >Today I bought `Magical Mystery Tour' by The Beatles. 
>
>   >-- Ken "goo goo goo-joob" Johnson
>
>   Yeah, American fashion is always slow in reaching England.

*plonck*
--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Moss grows on the north side of your lips...
Summary: I'm a little teapot, short and stout... 
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 01:34:53 GMT

            Y O U R  H O R O S C O P E  F O R  T O D A Y
            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
           
            You will get up. You will turn on a computer. 
            You will connect to Internet. You will read
            your news. You will be asked if you wish to
            read the new articles in 'talk.bizarre' now.
            You will type a 'y'. You will read many new
            posts. You will read this post. Shortly there-
            after, a group of wild, hairy insurance sales-
            men will burst into the room, tackle you to the
            ground, paint you purple, and then noogie you
            until you scream 'Rush Limbaugh crows at mid-
            night!' and which point they will dissapear,
            and all will be as it was...
              You will eat some time today. You will also
            use the bathroom at least once. Then you will
            sleep. You figure prominently.

-- Mme. Clint, who knows all and sees all, but can't remember it after...
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: it's too early
Date: 2 Oct 92 15:15:28 GMT
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <BvGpz4.1Dn@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov writes:

% In article <1992Oct1.195043.14137@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
% >In article <1992Sep29.135316.9654@fcom.cc.utah.edu> big daddy hate box writes:
% >
% >Well gee patrick, but you've really got to pay more attention to the
% >washing steps and not spend so much time in t.b.  Maybe a trip into
% >bionet.molbio.methds-reagnts is in order?  Maybe you should stop sniffing
% >the phenol from your mini-preps and keep your probes further from your
% >brain?
% 
% Nahh, I'd say that the prep was okay, but the film was overdeveloped.  That's
% where all that aerial fog is coming from.  Check your temperature regulation
% and add benzotriazole as a last resort.
% --scott


	as a serious reply to this i can say that the problem is indeed the 
wash step. i know this because i purposefully lowered the temp at which i did 
them and also decreased the length of time thus resulting in higher background. 
i am using an RNA probe of about 1100 nt. RNA/DNA hybrids are the most stable 
nucleic acid interactions and even non-specific ones are hard to interupt. i 
will be doing yet more washes on my 2ndry screen of the library in about one 
half hour. this time i will wash at about 70-75 C. thanks for the input. also, 
i have never heard of benzotriazole or its use in filter washing. any input on 
this? later...

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Greg Nowak, hypocrite, asshole (Re: stopping the plague)
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 04:38:15 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>This is the most tolerant generation that has ever existed in human history.

Fuck you, Gooley, I'm tired of your shit.

>Until, of course, you disagree with them.

Oooops.  Sorry, would you like my virginal daughter?
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: How long has it been?
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: I don't need any...
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 16:23:39 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.134605.16183@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:

>How long has it been since you were kissed by a member of
>the opposite sex?
>
>	Mark (almost a year)

So, Mark. You've been gay almost a year, huh?

I'll be kind enough to let everyone else know.

-- 

Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com
And you thought there was something here to read...
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Date: 1 Oct 1992 09:06:30 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <annie.0352@canetoad.UUCP> annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
*	I hate my job
*	My job I hate
*	If things don't change, I'll

Masturbate?
Defenstrate?
Titrate (those nitrates)?
Celebrate?

Don't leave us hanging, dammit.


Mark "Calibrate" Lippert
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bleed!
Date: 29 Sep 92 21:08:03
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu


		     Bleed!--Rivulets and their tributaries
			 flow along folds in your skin,
			     washing away the dust.
			       Air gets thinner--
				    Breathe!
				Thicken the plot
			      with unwanted semen,
			congealing among labial wrinkles
		     or gushing into your ovaries.--Breed!


			       ------------------
			       nj@cs.Berkeley.EDU

 Open invitation to canetoadians: give me (one of) your real-mail address(es),
		  and I will send you the head of Rictus Hep.
			      Honest and for true.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: hair confessions one
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:21:06 GMT


ok, i admit it:  the single thing i like most
about going to a hair salon is having strange
men and women going far far out of their way 
to come across the room and run their hands 
through my hair.


M.
doesn't even use conditioner

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: RACIST
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 17:21:30 GMT

In article <joshua.717668494@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
|carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes (amazingly in a well
|>  [ ... ] but I find it hard to like a people as a whole that is a
|>War with Israel, that subjugates women, that does not allow Jews into
|>their countries, 

|come now, roger. do you seriously think that you and I would have any
|problem getting into egypt, or morocco, or tunisia, or turkey, or
|pakistan, or bangladesh, or any of a number of other muslim countries?

Ah, but the problem is getting *out* afterwards.....

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"When we talk...7% of communication is conveyed by meaning of words, 38% from
intonation, 55%...takes the form of visual cues." John Walsh, Compression Labs
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.music.enya,alt.cascade
From: Greg Clow <ecurrent@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Enya
X-To: MR K.A. BRINSCHWITZ
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1992 21:07:00 GMT

kurtles@momth0.maths.monash.edu.au (Mr K.A. Brinschwitz) writes:
>In article <1992Sep22.202304.9786@bsu-ucs.uucp>, 00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.
>|> In article <1992Sep22.202147.9785@bsu-ucs.uucp>, 00bwanderson@bsu-u
>|> > In article <1992Sep22.204911.5263@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.
>|> >> In article <1992Sep22.185208.23829@fcom.cc.utah.edu> big daddy h
>|> >>>In <1992Sep22.131853.23531@Csli.Stanford.EDU> glad@Csli.Stanford
>|> >>>
>|> >>>% 
>|> >>>% Does Enya have a PhD?
>|> >>>enya has multiple STDs?
>|> >> Enya was a hit on ABC. 
>|> > Enya was killed by PCBs?
>|> Enya's available on FTP.
>Enya has a habit of sniffing LPG !
Is Enya's bra size 36D?


Greg

--- WinQwk 2.0 a#0
From: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: AOR
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Date: 6 Oct 1992 21:58:23 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: carnival.lbl.gov



hey hey
my my

why does neil young 
sing so high?

perhaps his wiener's
caught in his fly....

hey hey
my my


inspecti top 40
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My talent
Date: 30 Sep 92 10:27:25 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Sep28.182706.15251@bradley.bradley.edu>
latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:

#  Oh, really? I dare you to try to get intimate enough with the guy who
#  said that to get his penis erect... 

Why would I want to, if he doesn't want me to?

-- Ken "consent is all" Johnson

-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: t.b prime directive
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 14:16:01 GMT

In article <16004@borg.cs.unc.edu>, state@sargent (Andrei State at home) writes:
}
}"Do not interfere with rec.arts.startrek."


Oh, how the froup has fallen.


                       greg

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: RE: Ritual Memory
Date: 02 Oct 92 18:42:43 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes
>>When I was a freshmman in college, the trusty alarm clock that had served
me so well during my high school years suddenly stopped working.  
>...
>So I dug a grave and buried it.

Same thing happened to me, only I winged it out my third floor dorm
window. (bonus points for anyone who knows why). I visited a few years
later, and found fragments still there...

BENth


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: medical history of a Navy man
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 12:50:40 GMT

In article <9209241928.AA02051@helium>, dolan@nrlmry (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:


}Your arguments continue to be full of non-sequiters, side trails,
                                                 ^
                                                 |
}Oh, and you've added rotten proofreading to your evidence of brain
}damage.

You're FAR too addled to start playing around with spelling flames, K*nt.

}I spent 23 years married to a substance abuse therapist.

And why don't you trust this brilliant woman's judgment when it comes
to determining whether you should be committed, or how much access you
should have to your children, or whether you're emotionally stable
enough to hold a job that could allow you to meet all the child
support payments you've defaulted on?


--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 92 02:05:06 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <BvMGzs.L4y@news.cso.uiuc.edu> jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
><WITHC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>
>>In article <25SEP92.10987625.0079@VM1.MCGILL.CA>, CXMP@MUSICA.MCGILL.CA
>>(CXMP000) says:
>>>Sign Beverly's name on a valentine to Picard.
>>>
>>Better yet sign Troi's name on a valentine to Picard.
>
>
>Just for the hell of it, insert a little code in the computer that randomly
>cascades orders and displays...
> 
>Picard: Mr. Data, ahead warp factor six.
>Computer: See you later, I have a cake batter to mix.
>Computer (different voice):  Mr. Crusher, why don't you do well with chicks?
>etc...
>  
>(But what would it come up with when Riker finally says "What the hell is going
>on here?!!!)

Fuck it.  Appear on the bridge with an AK-47 and one of those 75-round
magazines.  Gun them all down.  Grin at the camera and say, "Picard THIS,
fanboy!"

ljd
-- bought "Those Annoying Post Brothers" #26 and #27 the other day