HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The Real GGBJ posted, finally!
Date: 18 Nov 92 19:23:56 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

marsh@hpsad.sad.hp.com (Marshall Ward) writes:
> OBJoke:
> 
> Q. What is 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women can't wait to get a 
>    hold of it?
>   
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> A. a $100 dollar bill.
> 

A. (Blondejoke) a $2 bill.

A.  (Insertethnicminorityherejoke) a $3 bill.

A.  (DepartmentofRedundancyDepartmentjoke) A $100 dollar bill.

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From: jkemper@ub.d.umn.edu (Stooopid)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bugs Bunny
Date: 18 Nov 92 22:06:39 GMT
Organization: University of Minnesota, Duluth
NNTP-Posting-Host: ub.d.umn.edu

Subject: Re: Bugs Bunny

>>>	Anybody have an ascii picture of bugs?
>>>
>>>	Please send to jkemper@ub.dumn.edu
>>>
>>>
>>>	THANKS A BUNCH!!



		OK, call me blonde...

			my address is jkemper@ub.d.umn.edu
						  ^
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 21:43:06 EST
From: <CWD1@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: why sheep are better than women

Top Ten Reasons Sheep are better Than Women:

10. You don't have to be in a fraternity.
9.  They're always on all fours
8.  You don't have to buy them dinner
7.  They can't complain
6.  Men can run faster
5.  Guaranteed to make animal noises
4.  Easy entry
3.  No foreplay required
2.  Wham Bam Thank you Lamb
1.  They're always tight
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather)
Subject: Re: DO YOU KNOW THE GGBJ?!?
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 22:40:41 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.132819.28494@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> jbuckner@lonestar.utsa.edu (James A. Buckner) writes:
>I am getting sick and tired of the damned GGBJ. So I'm posting this dumb
>joke and please, no more requests. You're are all wasting bandwidth with
>this stupid thred, so this post should put and end to it!
>
>Why did the golfball paint itself green?
>
>To keep from getting hit (ha ha)
>
>Here is an example of moronic humor for morons.

Takes one to know one.

From: efbasham@hp-ptp.ptp.hp.com (Everett Fred Basham)
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:44:01 GMT
Subject: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: HP Pacific Technology Park - Sunnyvale, Ca.
Newsgroups: rec.humor

I'm sorry - I can't post the green golf ball joke.  The last time It went
around the company, people were xeroxing it and posting it at all the coffee
stations and in the xerox room.  It costs too much in productivity from all
the people reading it and then laughing for the next 2-24 hours.  Think about
it -- If you add up all of the money they are being paid to laugh their
guts out, it turns out to be a _very_ expensive joke.  It's commonly filtered
from all of the .com's out there.

So here's a replacement (not _nearly_ as funny though)

I was in a college physics course discussing electromagnetic theory.  The
professor (Vladimir) had recently immigrated to the United States and was not
versed in our slang.  He was preparing to give a demonstration on how like
charges repel -- using two styrofoam spheres suspended from threads at the
lecture table.  He began:
 
 "Ok, I demonstrate like charges repel.  Zhou vil notice I hav two balls."

(add accent as appropriate.)

And one guy from the back of the lecture hall yells out...

 "So do I!"

Now, the classroom busts out in laughter (college - what a concept).  But
the funniest part is that the Prof. doesn't understand why.  

 "Vhat is it?   Vhy is evrybody laughink?"

Mildly bothered by the uncontrolled response, he proceeds to continue with
the demonstration (which involves creating a charge on a rod of amber by
rubbing it with a piece of rabbit's fur)

 "OK, Now, I am charging my rod"  as he vigirously strokes his amber with
				  the rabbits fur to generate a static 
				  charge.

Keeping the classroom's frame of mind, this action promotes even further
uproar and confusion on the Prof's part.  He just can't figure Americans 
out!

I don't know what was funnier - the dialog or the confusion on the poor
guy's face.  It's a course in physics, not comedy - yet the class laughs
every time he trys to do something.  

Well - not as funny as the green golf ball joke - but It's the only other
ball joke that comes to mind.  **Please do _NOT_ post the green golf ball
joke!**  If you want it - send e-mail.  I've got a copy stashed.
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Nice Try (used to be Re: gREEN gOLF bALL jOKE)
Date: 19 Nov 1992 20:28:00 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.140.191

In article <BxvtJM.Iur@mach1.wlu.ca> macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather) writes:
>
>I got it from enough people that 

	Well, I can believe _THAT_ !! unless you're referring to the GGBJ......

>I don't need to get it from you!!!

	Well, I never said I would give it to you.......so it looks
	like my point missed you............


	At least I post an Ob-Joke
	
    OBJOKE:
	Shit happens in......
		C++			shit.happens() ;
		prolog			happens(shit, you).
		C			core dump
		Lisp			((((((happens(shit)))))))
		:
		:
		:

	Prem!
From: gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Gundlach Family account)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: GGB Joke, Yes I'm actually requesting it.
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:59:32 GMT
Article-I.D.: athena.1992Nov16.225932.16816
Distribution: usa
Organization: UGA Statistics Department

In article <1992Nov14.210756.15527@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Blade) writes:
%_
%_	Well, the title pretty much says it all.  I'd like to see the Green
%_Golf Ball Joke, assuming that it actually exists.  Yes, I may have bad
%_taste.  My sysop may kill me, but I don't mind if it's before finals.  Could
%_somebody either e-mail it to me or repost it?  Thanks for any responses.
%_				Pete Schott
%_-- 
%_Pete Schott                    pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu
%_
%_I don't have to have a 4.0 GPA to succeed in life because I'm good enough,
%_I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.


Well, since everyone has been asking for it like mad, I might as well
post it. You can tell that I would never send it to rec.humor.funny,
they would send the F.B.I. after me.


 ********************The Green Golf Ball Joke****** 
Well, you see, once there was this man and his wife, and they were
playing a game of golf. And so while they are playing, the wife sees
something in the water, and says, "Hey, honey, would yA!#i!#23
sdf
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NO CARRIER
NO CARRIER
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From: phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 17 Nov 1992 12:17:32 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <75087@hydra.gatech.EDU> gt7219a@prism.gatech.EDU (the manatee) writes:
>[...]
>
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>> there'd be...
>>
>
 >STOP!  STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!  DO NOT EVEN THINK OF
 >FURTHERING THIS THREAD.  DO ANY OF YOU THINK THAT
 >YOUR GRAND CHILDREN COULD POSSIBLY BE ALIVE TO READ
 >THIS DOWN TO IT'S CONCLUSION?  TO SAVE US ALL THE
 >MISERY OF HAVING TO READ THIS AND ALSO TO SAVE THE
 >NET ONE POTENTIALLY *HUGE* AMOUNT OF BANDWIDTH, I
 >WILL SHOW ALL OF YOU THE LAST VERSE. 
 >.
 >000,000,001 Green bottle hanging on the wall,
 >000,000,001 Green bottle hanging on the wall,
 >And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
 >there'd be one *huge* pile of broken glass on the
 >floor.
 >
 >And yes, I like putting asterisks around the word *huge*.
 >
 >OB Joke:
 >
 >I regret that I have but one * for my country.

Kill and flame me, choke on my pieces, hells bells and bottles of (green) mud

So NOW for the first time in my existance I witness the HUMOR in cascades...
(there is humor): thus:

watching people try to convince everybody that the cascade should finnish

And it is funny.

Before I had tried and failed to stop WIBBLE/WUBBLE cascade, and
I couldn't beat 'em so I joined.  And WHAT a join.  I just got a BIG cackle
out of this.

As I said, kill me, flame me.

____JOKE____
What do you get if you cross your mother with anything?








Nothing.  Not even any dinner
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From: jdb0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JEFFREY DREW BOHRER)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Pickup Line List wanted!
Date: 23 Nov 92 17:37:59 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov19.223419.12274@dragon.acadiau.ca>, 890530m@dragon.acadiau.ca
 (Darren MacKenzie) writes:
>beegle@ftp.phy.uab.edu (Earthbound) writes:
>
>>"I was thinking of asking you out, but I want to be a supreme court
>>Justics one day."
>>--
>>Luke
>
>>      "I don't feel so good."
>>                              Last words of Luther Burbank
>
>How about this one...
>I heard of a guy who was in a bar one night, walked up to a girl he didn't know
>and said "Are you ready to go home yet?"
>They left together.
>
>-Doc
>--


How about the firm but always sensitive, "You'll do!"
 _   /|
 \'o.O'
 =(___)=
    U  Achthhhhhfp

    Jeff
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From: TUK067@maccvm.corp.mot.com (David Wheeler)
Subject: Down by the canal (Joke)
Organization: Motorola
Date: 20 Nov 1992 04:25:52 CST

One day, two off-duty paramedics are out walking by their local canal when, a
few hundred yards along the bank, they see a guy push another into the water
and run off.  They race up, but the assailant has long since disappeared and
the unfortunate victim is now floating face-down.

One of them dives in and drags him to the bank; they heave his torso out of the
water and begin to apply artificial resuscitation by pumping on his rib-cage.
Pump, pump... lots of green water comes up... pump, pump... green water, fish,
Coke can... pump, pump... green water, old saucepan, frog...

"Boy," says one rescuer to the other, "has he swallowed plenty!  Looks like
this could take a while."  Pump, pump... green water, bike frame, green golf
ball :-), bedstead...

While all this is going on, another guy arrives on the scene.  Taking in the
whole situation at a glance, he hurries over and asks, "What's going on here?
What are you doing to that poor guy?"

"Don't worry," says one of the rescuers.  "We're qualified paramedics; we know
what we're doing".

"That's as may be," says the new guy, "but I'm a qualified engineer and I'm
telling you, if you don't get his backside out of the water, you're going to
pump the canal dry!"

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: blair@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Marc E Blair)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 22:18:17 GMT

In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>
>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>>>
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>they'd be...
>> 
>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>> they'd be...
>> 
> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> there'd be...
    999,999,995
    -----------
    \             / (999,999,995-I)  Green Bottles hanging on the wall.\
     \            | (999,999,995-I) Green bottles hanging on the wall  |
     /            | And if one green bottle should accidentally fall   |
    /             \ there'd be                                         /
    -----------
        I=1

Marc

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Subject: all those smileys
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:01:23 EST

>   Over the years, the "smiley face" characters have adorned messages on
> UNIX, Ethernet, E-Mail, TCP/IP, packet, and too many other places to mention.
> For the uninitiated, smiley faces are a way of subtley (or not) expressing
> an opinion, emotion, or whatever in messages. In addition, there are several
> other faces, moods, and opinions, which  express the writer's feelings about
> a particular situation or person.

>   Here are a few of the most popular ones gleaned from one of the landline
> BBS's. This is a highly edited sample, as the original listing was over 20K
> long. Most of them appear to have originated on Arpanet, UNIX, or TCP/IP
> years ago.

> Note to the novice viewer: Tilt your head to the left as far as it will
> go, and smile!

        you forgot one:

        :-)~   smoking a joint

--
Mike Clemens, Canada Remote Systems
E-Mail:  mike.clemens@canrem.com
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From: aas7@po.CWRU.Edu (Andrew A. Spencer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Adam & Eve
Date: 20 Nov 1992 05:17:05 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: aas7@po.CWRU.Edu (Andrew A. Spencer)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Gundlach Family account) says:

>In article <92318.224731ICEND@ASUACAD.BITNET> <ICEND@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>%_This is an old one...
>%_
>%_   Why did Gof create man first?
>%            ^^^ 
>%_
>%_
>%_
>%_  To give him a chance to speak.
>
>Gof? Who is Gof? WHAT(?) is a Gof?
this is scottish for GOLF..geez...
DREW
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Here is the green golf ball joke.
Date: 18 Nov 92 06:38:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

> 
>Ok... Everyone has been asking about this thing
>and I was awiting for the other readers to post
>it but I guess I'm gonna have to pull it out of
>the files here...
> 
>Here it is..
> 
>^f
> 
> 
>^F
>^F GRNGLFBL
> 
> 
>hang on a sec....
> 
> 
> 
>^F GRNGLFBL
>+++DISCONNECT
> 
>NO CARRIER  

Hmmm. I guess whoever speculated that the Green Golf ball joke was the real-life
equivalent of the lethally funny joke in Monty Python may have been right after 
all...


						Dan Case
						V140PXGT@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
						Prodigy: WDNS15D
						GEnie: DCASE.10

		"A prohibitionist is someone one wouldn't
		want to drink with, even if he did drink."-H.L. Mencken
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman)
Subject: Re: Yugo jokes wanted
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 21:46:05 GMT

In article <9211121520.34@rgm.com> cnk@rgm.com (Claims No Knowledge) writes:
>
>I was wondering if anyone knew any good jokes about those amazingly junky
>cars.  I've heard only a few:

A man walks into a automotive store and says, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo."
The shopkeeper replies, "Sounds like a fair trade."

--Just my 2 cents.
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From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: RE: Other ways to say vomit
Date: 18 Nov 92 10:23:02 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

Fishermen and sailors call it "chumming the water"

Chumming is a fishing technique whereby food is spread in the water to
attract fish for catching.

oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo     Binary 4s all around.  And a "bit-bird" to you too!     oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis (nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu)    oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pwai (Patrick Wai)
Subject: Thanks for the Green Golf Ball Joke
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Adobe Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:59:17 GMT



To whoever sent me the Green Golf Ball Joke:

Thanks, I got it.

It's not as funny as I had hoped.

Bye.


Patrick
From: slick@netcom.com (Martin Veneroso)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: mouse and eagle
Date: 18 Nov 92 19:13:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.1992Nov18.191302.10415
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)

Well I'll be hog tied and dipped in Crisco, someone has finally beaten the
system and figured out how to post the notorious GGBJ.  It's been cleverly
encypted to be sure, but there it is in all its glory!  I feel honored to
have seen it happen.

-- 
s/Martin Veneroso
slick@netcom.com
From: eastmer@yang.earlham.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10 reasons why girlfreinds are better
Date: 18 Nov 92 21:09:20 GMT
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana

In article <1992Nov16.173856.13786@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com (Mark Johnson) writes:
> Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway. writes:
> =)
> =)  10 REASONS WHY GIRLFRIENDS ARE BETTER THAN COMPUTERS
> =)
> =) 1. Girlfriends are cheaper to maintain than computers.
> There must be something wront with either your girlfriend or your
> math department.
> 
No joke. Electricity is alot cheaper than the the kinds ethnic food that 
my girlfriend run on.

> =) 5. Girlfriends function very well during main current breakdowns.
> But not during routine hormonal breakdowns!
> 
or other type of routine problems.

> =) 6. When a girlfriend makes an error, it is not ALWAYS your fault.
> Girlfriends must be significantly different to wives in this respect.
> 
The problem is that alough you know it is not your fault, sying so can 
cause serious heath risks.

> =) 8. Girlfriends' memories do not get accidentally erased.
> No, not accidentally...
> 
Do you know what I would give to erace my girlfriend's memory just once.  
Whenever we argue she brings up something I said in passing 3 years ago, 
then uses the fact that I don't remember to show that I don't care.

Anyone else ever get the impression that these arguments are just a means 
of extorting another expencive dinner out of you.


Eric "happily frustrated ;)" E.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kstrohm@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Kyle W Strohm)
Subject: Re: Followup to everything
Keywords: GGBJ, Bottles, XMailer on GameBoy
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 02:25:30 GMT

In article <75298@hydra.gatech.EDU> gt4278b@prism.gatech.EDU (Jensulu) writes:
>I hate to spoil things for everybody, but you asked for it.
>
>My version of all of the above.
>
>A green golf ball, traveling at high velocity, hit 999,999,999 green bottles
>hanging on the wall and broke them, one at a time, and made a *huge* pile
>of green glass on the floor.
>
>This was posted from my computer I made from my electric wok and my brother's
>smelly socks.  So there!
>
>Jensulu, the Village Idiot (I'd have to be to post this)


Hey, this was the funniest thing I've heard yet.>
>--
>Jensulu, Ship's Lost Lamb
>U.S.S. Confusion, United Federation of Slightly-Computer-Literates
>"I was attempting the hell to communicate." -Spock
>HELP!  I'm trapped in this computer class and I can't get out!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: john@makesys.com (John Turman)
Subject: Lobotomy
Organization: Make Systems, Inc.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 14:28:00 GMT

Some scientists at Stanford recently conducted an experiment. They
wanted to see how well a man might function with parts of his brain
removed.

They asked for volunteers from California's death row inmates. They
chose one man who had an IQ of 155.

The first experiment involved the removal of 10% of the cerebral
cortex. Afterward they asked him to count to ten. He replied "one,
two, three, four, five" etc. to ten.

Next they removed another 20% of the CC and repeated the request to
count to ten. "One, two, three, four" and so on to ten.

The scientists then decided to remove the remainder of his brain. After
he regained consciousness they asked him to count to ten. He replied,
"Uno, dos, tres, quatro....."

OB laugh...har...har


John T.
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From: debbie@cdbhp1.UUCP (Debbie Canup)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Repost new lyrics to "Sitting on the dock of the Bay"
Date: 19 Nov 92 21:23:30 GMT
Reply-To: debbie@cdbhp1.UUCP (Debbie Canup)
Organization: Emory University Cardiac Data Bank

I am posting this for a friend who is unable to post. He is looking
for someone to repost some new lyrics to the old Otis Redding song..
Sitting on the Dock of the Bay. I believe the new lyrics are titled:
Sitting on the cock of the Gay.

Please repost or email to ward@blsouth.bss.com.

Thanks!
Newsgroups: rec.humor