From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: Get A Life Program Guide
Organization: Utopia Planitia Starfleet Yards, Mars
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 14:46:48 GMT



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                              GET  A  LIFE
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                             Program  Guide


                              by Dean Adams
                         {dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu}

                             (August, 1992)



                ** FIRST SEASON - 22 episodes (1990-91) **

  
       Regular cast:

         Chris Peterson ................... Chris Elliot
         Larry Potter ..................... Sam Robards
         Sharon Potter .................... Robin Riker
         Bobby Potter ..................... Zachary Benjamin
         Amy Potter ....................... Taylor Fry
         Gladys Peterson .................. Elinor Donahue
         Fred Peterson .................... Bob Elliot


       Production staff:

         Created by ....................... Chris Elliot
                                            Adam Resnick
                                            David Mirkin

         Producer ......................... David Latt
                                            Chris Elliot
                                            Marjorie Gross
                                            Adam Resnick

         Co-Producer ...................... Steve Pepoon

         Executive Producer ............... David Mirkin



 1.  09/23/90    TERROR ON THE HELL LOOP 2000
 Writer: Chris Elliot, Adam Resnick, David Mirkin / Director: David Mirkin

 Chris persuades Larry to take the day off work and go to an amusement
 park to ride the all-new Hell Loop roller coaster, but they get stuck
 in the loop.  [Addl. producer for eps: Jason Shubb]

    Connie Bristol .... Julie Brown
    Mr. Simon ......... Graham Jarvis
    Angelica .......... Lee Garlington
    Ride Operator ..... Tracy Walter
    Engineer .......... Michael G. Hagerty



 2.  09/30/90    THE PRETTIEST WEEK OF MY LIFE
 Adam Resnick, Chris Elliot / David Mirkin

 Chris enrolls at the Handsome Boy modeling school, and becomes a male 
 model named Sparkles.  Unfortunately his career is shattered when asked
 to pose topless, but Chris goes on to fulfill his dream of appearing in
 a runway show at a department store.

    Ted Bains ......... Brian Doyle Murray
    Sapphire .......... Tuc Watkins
    Photographer ...... Duke Moosekian
    Stage Manager ..... Willie Leong



 3.  10/07/90    DADICUS
 Marjorie Gross / Tony Dow

 In an effort to preserve his status among the paperboys, Chris persuades
 Fred to compete in the annual father & son paperboy tournament.  It seems
 that things have changed quite a bit since their old days of sack races
 and egg-carrying however.

    Dr. Kramer ........ Earl Boen
    Fletcher .......... James Hampton
    Otto .............. David Tom
    Rick .............. Clint Carmichael
    Guy Henry ......... Paul Coufos
    Eddie ............. Wesley Jonathan
    Billy ............. Bo Sharon



 4.  10/14/90    A FAMILY AFFAIR
 Ian Gurvitz / Dwayne Hickman

 Chris falls in love with Sharon's sister younger sister Charleene,
 who has just broken up with her boyfriend.  They have a brief but
 torrid affair.

    Charleene ......... Blair Tefkin
    Morgan ............ Tommy Hinkley
    Ted ............... Larry Cedar
    Betty ............. Deborah Benson
    Usher ............. Timothy Davis-Reed



 5.  10/21/90    PILE OF DEATH
 Chris Elliot, Adam Resnick / Peter Baldwin

 When his beloved childhood playground is condemned by the city, 
 Chris decides to raise money to save it by setting a world record
 for having stuff piled on top of him.

    Himself ........... Jack Jones
    Mr. Pipp .......... Clive Revill
    Dr. Kramer ........ Earl Boen
    Spectator ......... Cathy Cahn
    Ben Spangler ...... Hal Landon, Jr.
    Billy ............. Bo Sharon
    Eddie ............. Wesley Jonathan
    Danny ............. Benjamin Diskin



 6.  11/04/90    PAPERBOY 2000  
 Adam Markowitz, Bill Freiberger / Peter Baldwin

 Chris and the other paperboys are fired and replaced by the new totally
 automated Paperboy-2000.  When the machine runs amok, Chris has to come
 to the rescue.  [Note: this episode was also known as "Chris Peterson 
 is a Steel Drivin' Man";  Chris is killed by the Paperboy 2000]

    Dr. Kramer ........ Earl Boen
    Mr. Martin ........ Graham Jarvis
    Ben Spangler ...... Hal Landon, Jr.
    Mrs. Wilson ....... Mink Stole
    Mrs. Trogden ...... Marion Dugan
    Eddie ............. Wesley Jonathan
    Billy ............. Bo Sharon



 7.  11/11/90    DRIVERS LICENSE
 David Mirkin / David Mirkin

 Chris falls in love with a new waitress, but she won't go out with him
 unless he picks her up in a car.  Unfortunately Chris does not have a
 license.  After flunking the driving test, he steals Fred's car to go 
 on the date and winds up in a high-speed chase with the police.

    Jane .............. Anastasia Barzee
    Officer Hickox .... Don Sparks
    Officer Gordon .... Michael Leopard
    Billy ............. Bo Sharon
    Eddie ............. Wesley Jonathan
 


 8.  11/18/90    THE SITTING
 Miguel Furman, Marjorie Cross, Adam Resnick / David Steinberg

 Chris gets a job as a housesitter for a woman along his paper route,
 but the house turns out to be haunted.

    Mrs. Cowan ........ Dorothy Patterson
    Stacy ............. Katherine Kamhi
    Pizza Guy ......... Keith Anthony
    Burglar ........... David Permenter
    Demon Dog Louie ... Lulu



 9.  12/02/90    BORED STRAIGHT
 Marjorie Gross / David Mirkin

 After accidentally straying into the bad side of town and being 
 taunted by a street gang, Chris decides tries to try and rehabilitate
 the young ruffians.

    Biff .............. Kirk Geiger
    Snake ............. David Kriegel
    Natalie ........... Melissa Baum 



 10.  12/16/90    ZOO ANIMALS ON WHEELS
 Adam Resnick / Peter Baldwin

 Much to Sharon's horror, Chris auditions for her local theater group
 and is cast as the male-lead in their latest musical production.

    Hastings .......... Craig Richard Nelson
    Jason ............. Martin Grey
    Hyena #1 .......... David Martel Bryant
    Hyena #2 .......... Lloyd Tee Williams
    Seal .............. Debi Derryberry
    Giraffe ........... Robert Yacko
    Police Chief/Lion . Ken J. Letner



 11.  01/06/91    ROOTS
 Adam Markowitz, Bill Freiberger / Dwayne Hickman

 While searching through a box in the attic, Chris finds an old receipt 
 and a photo of himself as a baby with an Amish couple.  Chris realizes
 he must have been adopted and his real name is "Emmett".  He then leaves
 on a quest to find his real parents.  Fred and Gladys must find him.

    Jedidiah .......... Steven Gilborn
    Marta ............. Elsa Raven



 12.  02/03/91    THE COUNTERFEIT WATCH STORY
 Adam Resnick / David Mirkin

 Chris saves up to buy a $100 Chrono-Sync 2000 underwater watch, but it
 falls apart the very first time in the shower.  He then becomes part of 
 a sting operation in an attempt to catch the crooks who are responsible.
 [Chris gets shot in the head by a cop]

    Richardson ........ Kevin Scannell
    Tom ............... Richard Foronjy
    Vic ............... Duke Moosekian
    Salesman .......... Bradley Mott
    Owens ............. Charles Walker



 13.  02/10/91    CHRIS VS. DONALD
 Adam Resnick / Dwayne Hickman

 The Peterson's have their annual family reunion, but Chris dreads the
 appearance of Donald, his more-successful arch rival in the family.

    Cousin Donald ..... Jacke Earle Haley
    Uncle Sid ......... Bill Cort
    Uncle Milt ........ James Keane
    Uncle Brad ........ David Wiley
    Aunt Molly ........ Pat Crawford Brown
    Aunt Tilly ........ Bibi Osterwald
    Aunt Kathy ........ Marte Boyle Slout



 14.  02/24/91    CHRIS WINS A CELEBRITY 
 Adam Resnick / Dean Parisot

 Chris enters a contest and wins a dream weekend living with his 
 favorite TV talk show host Sandy Connors.

    Sandy ............. Martin Mull



 15.  03/10/91    HOUSEBOY 2000
 Marjorie Gross / Peter Baldwin

 When Chris burns down Sharon's kitchen, he agrees to act as her servant
 to pay for the damage.  She then proceeds to break his will and turn
 Chris into her willing slave.  Larry must try and deprogram him.

    Mr. Hampton ....... Chuck Sloan
    Betty ............. Deborah Benson
    Woman ............. Jill Womack
        


 16.  03/24/91    MARRIED
 David Mirkin / David Mirkin

 Chris falls in love with his soul-mate: leggy supermodel Nicolette 
 Preston.  They have a whirlwind romance, marriage, and divorce all 
 in one day.  [Chris is killed when a giant boulder falls on him]

    Nicolette ......... Deborah Shelton
    Patti ............. Lee Garlington
    Dr. Rand .......... Julie K. Payne
    Justice of the Peace .. Lewis Arquette



 17.  03/31/91    CAMPING 2000
 Steve Pepoon / Dean Parisot

 It's time for Fred's regular solo camping trip, but Chris and Larry manage
 to convince Fred to let them go along.  Once Fred manages to lose them in
 the woods, Chris and Larry eat wild berries which cause them to believe
 Fred is a homicidal maniac out for blood.

    Beautiful Woman ... Theresa Ring



 18.  04/07/91    THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER SHOW
 Adam Resnick / David Mirkin

 Chris idolizes construction workers, and his dream comes true when Fred
 hires three of them to extend the kitchen.  Chris will do anything to be
 accepted by them, but his loyalties are tested when they try to rip-off
 his father.  Chris is forced to engage in a dreaded tool-belt fight.

    Dick .............. Ritch Brinkley
    Ray ............... Mickey Jones
    Don ............... Peter Spellos
    Priest ............ David Doty



 19.  04/21/91    THE BIG CITY
 Marjorie Gross / Peter Baldwin

 Chris decides to finally visit the big city, but upon arriving somebody
 slips him a mickey and his wallet is missing.  When a newspaper reporter
 hears the story, the article dubs Chris "Walletboy" and he becomes the
 darling of the city.  Everything crumbles when it is discovered that he
 actually just left the wallet at home.  [Chris dies and turns into a 
 skeleton while waiting for the city to forgive him]

    May Evans ......... Anastasia Barzee
    Officer O'Meara ... Gerry Gibson
    J.D. Windell ...... John T. Olson
    Room Service Guy .. Robin Michael Cahall
    Lady of the Night . D.F. Horner
    Mayor ............. Art Kassul
    Shell Guy ......... Eric Kohner
    Fedora Guy ........ Adam Stone



 20.  04/28/91    NEPTUNE 2000
 Steve Pepoon / David Mirkin

 The $19.99 submarine Chris ordered 20 years earlier finally arrives,
 but he has to persuade Fred to help him build it.  They then become
 trapped underwater while taking the new sub for a test ride in the 
 shower.  [Chris dies an old man, waiting for a refund to show up]

    Young Chris ....... Brandon Crane



 21.  05/12/91    CHRIS AND LARRY SWITCH LIVES  
 Edd Hall / David Mirkin

 Chris activates a curse when he removes an arrowhead from an indian 
 burial ground.  The punishment: he must live his worst nightmare and
 trade lives with Larry.  

    Jackie ............ Beth Broderick
    Bobby ............. Brady Bluhm
    Amy ............... Taylor Fry



 22.  05/19/91    PSYCHIC 2000
 David Mirkin / David Mirkin

 Chris chokes to death while eating his morning cereal, he then comes
 back to life with the ability to see "flashbacks" from the future.
 He has a vision of Sharon being murdered, but nobody believes him.
 [Sharon strangles Chris to death]

    Ted ............... Larry Cedar
    Betty ............. Deborah Benson
    Abe Lincoln ....... Robert V. Barron
    Guy ............... Gary Bolen

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               ** SECOND SEASON - 13 episodes (1991-92) **

  
       Regular cast:

         Chris Peterson ................... Chris Elliot
         Gus Borden ....................... Brian Doyle-Murray
         Sharon Potter .................... Robin Riker
         Gladys Peterson .................. Elinor Donahue
         Fred Peterson .................... Bob Elliot


       Production staff:

         Producer ......................... David Latt
                                            Chris Elliot
                                            Adam Resnick
                                            Steve Pepoon
                                            Jace Richdale

         Executive Producer ............... David Mirkin



 23.  11/09/91    CHRIS MOVES OUT
 David Mirkin, Adam Resnick / David Mirkin

 Much to his parents amazement (and joy), Chris finally leaves home 
 and rents a room with a "garage motif" from gruff ex-cop Gus Borden.  



 24.  11/16/91    LARRY ON THE LOOSE
 Bob Odenkirk / David Mirkin

 Following a talk from Chris, Larry decides to leave Sharon and run 
 away from home.  Chris and Gus search the town for him, but after
 seeing Chris again Larry is gone for good.

    Larry ............. Sam Robards
    Wino .............. Anthony Mangano
    Morgue Attendant .. Larry Randolph
    Businessman ....... David Mirkin *



 25.  11/23/91    MEAT LOCKER 2000
 Jace Richdale / David Mirkin

 When Chris chases off Sharon's new boyfriend, she must use him to take
 her former beau's place at a dinner party.  Chris and Sharon get trapped 
 in her walk-in living room meat locker, and are forced to "share warmth".
 Chris tells Sharon that while he has considered her an evil, castrating,
 she-creature from hell, he also always found her to be quite shapely.

    Dr. Glen Morris ... Drew Pillsbury
    Janet ............. Marti Muller
    Tammy ............. Louan Gideon
    Bill .............. Michael Halpin



 26.  11/30/91    HEALTH INSPECTOR  2000
 Steve Pepoon / Dean Parisot

 Chris joins the glamorous world of food inspecting but he is sickened by
 what he finds, until the $5 bribes start coming in. When his conscience
 catches up with him, Chris agrees to testify before a special committee.
 [Chris has a hole shot through his stomach]

    Rob ............... Thom Sharp
    Senator ........... Warren Frost
    Mysterious Voice .. Nick Toth
    Cook .............. Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter
    Ernie ............. Charles Bazaldua



 27.  12/07/91    CHRIS GETS HIS TONSILS OUT
 Andrew Gordon, Eileen Conn / David Mirkin

 Chris goes to the doctor after having a sore throat, and is terrified
 when told he needs a tonsillectomy.  With his voice gone after the
 operation, Sharon torments Chris.  His voice returns just in time for
 Chris to drop dead as one of the .001% who die from tonsillectomies.

    Dr. Garrett ....... Earl Boen
    Amy Potter ........ Taylor Fry



 28.  12/14/91    PRISONER OF LOVE 
 Charlie Kaufman / David Mirkin

 When his pen-pal Irma Jane Cooley is released from jail, Chris falls
 in love and convinces her to move in.  Unfortunately Irma starts 
 rebuilding her criminal empire, and Chris becomes her hostage when
 the police raid the place.  [Chris dies after Gus accidentally shoots
 him about five times; news report at end says: "Today's tense hostage 
 situation thankfully resulted in only one death, 58-year old moron
 paperboy Chris Peterson".]

    Irma .............. Nora Dunn
    Policeman #1 ...... Don Sparks
    Policeman #2 ...... John Putch



 29.  12/21/91    CHRIS THE ESCORT
 Adam Resnick / John Fortenberry

 Chris goes to work at an escort service and becomes the kept man of
 an older woman, at least until her husband returns from the hospital.
 [This episode has a "Benny Hill" chase ending] 

    Margaret Gardner .. Dena Dietrich
    Henry Gardner ..... Ralph Manza
    Mark .............. Paul Feig
    Woman Interviewer . Twink Caplan
    Nancy ............. Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
    Older Woman ....... Laurel Lockhart



 30.  01/12/92    GIRLFRIEND 2000 
 David Mirkin / David Mirkin 

 After being hit by her car, Chris becomes madly obsessed with a woman
 scientist named Tricia Paddington.  He decides to start stalking her 
 until she goes out with him.  Also, another woman stalks Chris.
 [Chris is stabbed to death by his stalker]

    Tricia ............ Emma Samms
    Evelyn ............ Amy Yasbeck
    Russell ........... Sandy Helberg
    Herbert ........... Nicholas Shaffer



 31.  01/19/92    CHRIS' BRAIN
 Steve Pepoon / John Fortenberry

 The neighborhood is overrun by toxic waste, but Chris and Gus refuse
 to leave the house. After almost dying, they wake up to discover Chris
 has become a genius and Gus has an aptitude for origami.  Chris decides
 the best use for his new abilities is to win every spelling bee.
 
    World Judge ....... Matthew Faison
    Nax ............... Mitch Pileggi
    Brian ............. Tim Farrell
    Judge ............. Art Kassul
    Ivanovich ......... George Roth



 32.  02/02/92    BAD FISH
 Bob Odenkirk / David Mirkin

 Chris decides to throw a party, and gets a wheelbarrow of shellfish
 as the main course.  Nobody but Sharon shows up, and the fish turns
 out to be spoiled.  It causes anyone who eats it to have temporary
 amnesia.  Chris convinces them that they enjoy everything he does.
 [Sharon and Gus rip Chris' head off and kick it around the yard]



 33.  02/09/92    SPEWEY AND ME
 Jace Richdale / David Mirkin

 SPEWEY the alien (Special Person Entering the World, Egg Yolks), crashes 
 into the back yard.  Chris wants to protect him from the evil G-Men, but
 Gus sees the being bringing big bucks, perhaps from Michael Jackson's zoo.
 In the end, the alien turns out to be delicious (and self-saucing).

    Spewy ............. Arturo Gil
    Voice of Spewey ... Frank Welker
    Amy ............... Taylor Fry
    Brooks ............ Dave Florek
    Mason ............. Michael Frances Clarke
    Pebo Griffin ...... Rick Fitts



 34.  03/01/92    1977 2000
 Charlie Kaufman / David Mirkin

 Chris makes a time travel drink to go back in time, in an attempt to
 prevent Gus from being thrown off the police force for taking a leak 
 on his captain.  Unfortunately the alternatives turn out to be worse.
 [Chris explodes after drinking the wrong potion]

    Kevin ............. Ron K. James
    Young Chris ....... Bo Sharon
    Captain Block ..... Art Kassul



 35.  03/08/92    CLIP SHOW
 David Mirkin / David Mirkin

 Chris takes his first plane ride, but he falls out of the airliner when 
 he thinks "EXIT" is a door to the rest room.  Chris then precedes to 
 recall situations (episodes) from his past in flashbacks.  "The End?"
 [Chris is blown up after landing on a bed of plastic explosives]

    Stewardess ........ Theresa Ring

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            Appendix I - Title Listing (Air Date Order)


 First Season:

    1. 09/23/90   TERROR ON THE HELL LOOP 2000
    2. 09/30/90   THE PRETTIEST WEEK OF MY LIFE
    3. 10/07/90   DADICUS
    4. 10/14/90   A FAMILY AFFAIR
    5. 10/21/90   PILE OF DEATH
    6. 11/04/90   PAPERBOY 2000  
    7. 11/11/90   DRIVERS LICENSE
    8. 11/18/90   THE SITTING
    9. 12/02/90   BORED STRAIGHT
   10. 12/16/90   ZOO ANIMALS ON WHEELS
   11. 01/06/91   ROOTS
   12. 02/03/91   THE COUNTERFEIT WATCH STORY
   13. 02/10/91   CHRIS VS. DONALD
   14. 02/24/91   CHRIS WINS A CELEBRITY 
   15. 03/10/91   HOUSEBOY 2000
   16. 03/24/91   MARRIED
   17. 03/31/91   CAMPING 2000
   18. 04/07/91   THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER SHOW
   19. 04/21/91   THE BIG CITY
   20. 04/28/91   NEPTUNE 2000
   21. 05/12/91   CHRIS AND LARRY SWITCH LIVES  
   22. 05/19/91   PSYCHIC 2000


 Second Season:

   23. 11/09/91   CHRIS MOVES OUT
   24. 11/16/91   LARRY ON THE LOOSE
   25. 11/23/91   MEAT LOCKER 2000
   26. 11/30/91   HEALTH INSPECTOR 2000
   27. 12/07/91   CHRIS GETS HIS TONSILS OUT
   28. 12/14/91   PRISONER OF LOVE 
   29. 12/21/91   CHRIS THE ESCORT
   30. 01/12/92   GIRLFRIEND 2000 
   31. 01/19/92   CHRIS' BRAIN
   32. 02/02/92   BAD FISH
   33. 02/09/92   SPEWEY AND ME
   34. 03/01/92   1977 2000
   35. 03/08/92   CLIP SHOW

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          Appendix II - Title Listing (Alphabetical Order)


   34. 03/01/92   1977 2000
   32. 02/02/92   BAD FISH
   19. 04/21/91   THE BIG CITY
    9. 12/02/90   BORED STRAIGHT
   17. 03/31/91   CAMPING 2000
   21. 05/12/91   CHRIS AND LARRY SWITCH LIVES  
   27. 12/07/91   CHRIS GETS HIS TONSILS OUT
   23. 11/09/91   CHRIS MOVES OUT
   29. 12/21/91   CHRIS THE ESCORT
   13. 02/10/91   CHRIS VS. DONALD
   14. 02/24/91   CHRIS WINS A CELEBRITY 
   31. 01/19/92   CHRIS' BRAIN
   35. 03/08/92   CLIP SHOW
   18. 04/07/91   THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER SHOW
   12. 02/03/91   THE COUNTERFEIT WATCH STORY
    3. 10/07/90   DADICUS
    7. 11/11/90   DRIVERS LICENSE
    4. 10/14/90   A FAMILY AFFAIR
   30. 01/12/92   GIRLFRIEND 2000 
   26. 11/30/91   HEALTH INSPECTOR 2000
   15. 03/10/91   HOUSEBOY 2000
   24. 11/16/91   LARRY ON THE LOOSE
   16. 03/24/91   MARRIED
   25. 11/23/91   MEAT LOCKER 2000
   20. 04/28/91   NEPTUNE 2000
    6. 11/04/90   PAPERBOY 2000  
    2. 09/30/90   THE PRETTIEST WEEK OF MY LIFE
    5. 10/21/90   PILE OF DEATH
   28. 12/14/91   PRISONER OF LOVE 
   22. 05/19/91   PSYCHIC 2000
   11. 01/06/91   ROOTS
    8. 11/18/90   THE SITTING
   33. 02/09/92   SPEWEY AND ME
    1. 09/23/90   TERROR ON THE HELL LOOP 2000
   10. 12/16/90   ZOO ANIMALS ON WHEELS

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                     Appendix III - Cast Listing


    Anderson-Gunter, Jeffrey          Cook                   26. 
    Anthony, Keith                    Pizza Guy              8.  
    Arquette, Lewis                   Justice of the Peace   16.
    Barron, Robert V.                 Abe Lincoln            22. 
    Barzee, Anastasia                 Jane                   7.  
                                      May Evans              19. 
    Baum, Melissa                     Natalie                9.  
    Bazaldua, Charles                 Ernie                  26. 
    Benjamin, Zachary                 Bobby Potter           (season 1)
    Benson, Deborah                   Betty                  4, 15, 22
    Bluhm, Brady                      Bobby                  21. 
    Boen, Earl                        Dr. Kramer             3, 5, 6
                                      Dr. Garrett            27. 
    Bolen, Gary                       Guy                    22. 
    Brinkley, Ritch                   Dick                   18. 
    Broderick, Beth                   Jackie                 21. 
    Brown, Julie                      Connie Bristol         1.  
    Bryant, David Martel              Hyena #1               10. 
    Cahn, Cathy                       Spectator              5.  
    Caplan, Twink                     Woman Interviewer      29. 
    Carmichel, Clint                  Rick                   3.  
    Cedar, Larry                      Ted                    4, 22
    Clarke, Michael Frances           Mason                  33. 
    Cort, Bill                        Uncle Sid              13. 
    Coufos, Paul                      Guy Henry              3.  
    Crane, Brandon                    Young Chris            20. 
    Crawford Brown, Pat               Aunt Molly             13. 
    Davis-Reed, Timothy               Usher                  4.  
    Derryberry, Debi                  Seal                   10. 
    Dietrich, Dena                    Margaret Gardner       29. 
    Diskin, Benjamin                  Danny                  5.  
    Donahue, Elinor                   Gladys Peterson        *
    Doty, David                       Priest                 18. 
    Doyle-Murray, Brian               Ted Bains              2.  
                                      Gus Borden             23-35
    Dugan, Marion                     Mrs. Trogden           6.  
    Dunn, Nora                        Irma                   28. 
    Earle Haley, Jacke                Cousin Donald          13. 
    Elliot, Bob                       Fred Peterson          *
    Elliot, Chris                     Chris Peterson         *
    Faison, Matthew                   World Judge            31. 
    Farrell, Tim                      Brian                  31. 
    Feig, Paul                        Mark                   29. 
    Fitts, Rick                       Pebo Griffin           33. 
    Florek, Dave                      Brooks                 33. 
    Foronjy, Richard                  Tom                    12. 
    Frost, Warren                     Senator                26. 
    Fry, Taylor                       Amy Potter             (season 1)
                                      Amy                    21, 27, 33
    Garlington, Lee                   Angelica               1.  
                                      Patti                  16. 
    Geiger, Kirk                      Biff                   9.  
    Gibson, Gerry                     Officer O'Meara        19. 
    Gideon, Louan                     Tammy                  25. 
    Gil, Arturo                       Spewy                  33. 
    Gilborn, Steven                   Jedidiah               11. 
    Grey, Martin                      Jason                  10. 
    Hagerty, Michael G.               Engineer               1.  
    Halpin, Michael                   Bill                   25. 
    Hampton, James                    Fletcher               3.  
    Helberg, Sandy                    Russell                30. 
    Hinkley, Tommy                    Morgan                 4.  
    Horner, D.F.                      Lady of the Night      19. 
    James, Ron K.                     Kevin                  34. 
    Jarvis, Graham                    Mr. Simon              1.  
                                      Mr. Martin             6.  
    Jonathan, Wesley                  Eddie                  3, 5-7
    Jones, Jack                       Himself                5.  
    Jones, Mickey                     Ray                    18. 
    Kamhi, Katherine                  Stacy                  8.  
    Kassul, Art                       Mayor                  19. 
                                      Judge                  31. 
                                      Captain Block          34. 
    Keane, James                      Uncle Milt             13. 
    Kohner, Eric                      Shell Guy              19. 
    Kriegel, David                    Snake                  9.  
    Landon, Hal                       Ben Spangler           5-6
    Leong, Willie                     Stage Manager          2.  
    Leopard, Michael                  Officer Gordon         7.  
    Lockhart, Laurel                  Older Woman            29. 
    Lulu                              Demon Dog Louie        8.  
    Mangano, Anthony                  Wino                   24. 
    Manza, Ralph                      Henry Gardner          29. 
    Michael Cahall, Robin             Room Service Guy       19. 
   *Mirkin, David                     Businessman            24. 
    Moosekian, Duke                   Photographer           2.  
                                      Vic                    12. 
    Mott, Bradley                     Salesman               12. 
    Mull, Martin                      Sandy                  14. 
    Muller, Marti                     Janet                  25. 
    Olson, John T.                    J.D. Windell           19. 
    Osterwald, Bibi                   Aunt Tilly             13. 
    Parkhurst, Heather Elizabeth      Nancy                  29. 
    Patterson, Dorothy                Mrs. Cowan             8.  
    Payne, Julie K.                   Dr. Rand               16. 
    Permenter, David                  Burglar                8.  
    Pileggi, Mitch                    Nax                    31. 
    Pillsbury, Drew                   Dr. Glen Morris        25. 
    Putch, John                       Policeman #2           28. 
    Randolph, Larry                   Morgue Attendant       24. 
    Raven, Elsa                       Marta                  11. 
    Revill, Clive                     Mr. Pipp               5.  
    Richard Nelson, Craig             Hastings               10. 
    Riker, Robin                      Sharon Potter          *
    Ring, Theresa                     Beautiful Woman        17. 
                                      Stewardess             35. 
    Robards, Sam                      Larry Potter           (season 1)
                                      Larry                  24. 
    Roth, George                      Ivanovich              31. 
    Samms, Emma                       Tricia                 30. 
    Scannell, Kevin                   Richardson             12. 
    Shaffer, Nicholas                 Herbert                30. 
    Sharon, Bo                        Billy                  3, 5-7
                                      Young Chris            34. 
    Sharp, Thom                       Rob                    26. 
    Shelton, Deborah                  Nicolette              16. 
    Sloan, Chuck                      Mr. Hampton            15. 
    Slout, Marte Boyle                Aunt Kathy             13. 
    Sparks, Don                       Officer Hickox         7.  
                                      Policeman #1           28. 
    Spellos, Peter                    Don                    18. 
    Stole, Mink                       Mrs. Wilson            6.  
    Stone, Adam                       Fedora Guy             19. 
    Tefkin, Blair                     Charleene              4.  
    Tom, David                        Otto                   3.  
    Toth, Nick                        Mysterious Voice       26. 
    Walker, Charles                   Owens                  12. 
    Walter, Tracy                     Ride Operator          1.  
    Watkins, Tuc                      Sapphire               2.  
    Welker, Frank                     Voice of Spewey        33. 
    Wiley, David                      Uncle Brad             13. 
    Williams, Lloyd Tee               Hyena #2               10. 
    Womack, Jill                      Woman                  15. 
    Yacko, Robert                     Giraffe                10. 
    Yasbeck, Amy                      Evelyn                 30. 

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                     Appendix IV - Writing Credits


      Eileen Conn                           27* 

      Chris Elliot                          1*, 2*, 5*

      Bill Freiberger                       6*, 11

      Miguel Furman                         8* 

      Andrew Gordon                         27* 

      Marjorie Gross                        3, 8*, 9, 15, 19

      Ian Gurvitz                           4. 

      Edd Hall                              21. 

      Charlie Kaufman                       28, 34

      Adam Markowitz                        6*, 11* 

      David Mirkin                          1*, 7, 16, 22, 23*, 30, 35 

      Bob Odenkirk                          24, 32

      Steve Pepoon                          17, 20, 26, 31

      Adam Resnick                          1*, 2*, 5*, 8*, 10, 12,
                                             13, 14, 18, 23*, 29 

      Jace Richdale                         25, 33


         [ * = shared writing credit ] 

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                     Appendix V - Directing Credits



      David Mirkin                          1-2, 7, 9, 12, 16, 18,
                                             20-25, 27-28, 30, 32-35


      Peter Baldwin                         5-6, 10, 15, 19

      Tony Dow                              3.    

      John Fortenberry                      29, 31

      Dwayne Hickman                        4, 11, 13

      Dean Parisot                          14, 17, 26

      David Steinberg                       8.    

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                       Appendix VI - Show Notes


   Get A Life creators Chris Elliot and Adam Resnick were both former
   writers for Late Night With David Letterman, before leaving to
   start the new series.  David Mirkin formerly wrote and produced 
   for Newhart.

   The show is set in the town of Greenville.

   Gus Borden lives at 1804 York Lane.

   Bob Elliot (best known from "Bob and Ray") is Chris' real life father.

   Running gag on the show: Chris Peterson gets killed.  
   He dies at the end of about 11 episodes:

       Killed by Paperboy 2000
       Crushed by giant boulder 
       Turns into skeleton
       Dies as an old man
       Strangled by Sharon 
       Dies from tonsillitis
       Shot multiple times
       Stabbed to death 
       Head ripped off by Sharon and Gus
       Chris explodes 
       Chris is blown up 


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   Thanks go to John Lavalie for providing episode titles/dates...
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