From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 03:56:25 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.015204.11216@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>In article <1992Nov6.083219.3745@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <1992Nov5.201442.2723@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>>|> >|> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>|> >|> >By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>>|> >|> >president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>>>|> >|> >a sex object for president?  
>>>>|> >|> 
>>>>|> >|> oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>>>>|> >|> vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>>>>|> >|> the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
>>>>|> >|> 
>>>>|> >|> leather aka the ultimate sex object
>>>>|>  
>>>>|> >lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>>>|> >chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>>>|> hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>>>>|> ooooh, baby, wait and see.
>>>>|> mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>>>>|> help me out here...
>>>>|> 
>>>>|> leather aka warming up the custard
>>>>|> 
>>>>|> 
>>>>This *election* will be voted?! on based on the sleeze of each participant, bu
>>>>since that is a relitive scale, and considering tina was seen weilding  knif, 
>>>>gina has played slap and tickle with rodants, and leather plays with toys
>>> 
>>> toys?  how do you know about my toys?  maybe i should discpline you...
>>> *whip*
>>
>>
>>Myself, I prefer white soft silk scarves and ice picks. Sorry.
>ice picks?  oooh...i like those too...and handcuffs...
> 
>>>>i think imagination and creatitivity along with sleeze should be considered.
>>>>i hope i hav'nt left anyone out who would like to play.  if so, grab a can of
>>>>crisco and your twister game and jump in anytime.
>>> 
>>> i prefer mazola.  doesn't harm the thigh-high leather boots as much,
>>> plus it makes the rubber sheets easier to clean up afterwards.
>>> also adds a nice texture to the custard and is more fun than treacle.
>>Me, I;m a lady of class. Give me bear skin rugs, satin sheets, rain
>>storms at midnight, huge hot tubs with unlimited supplies of Spam and
>>white wine, strawberries and champagne, mirrors and whatnot.
>hey, mazola's got class..gets the satin sheets kinda messy tho'.
>a hot tub full of spam?  hmmm...
>strawberries are good though.
spam & strawberries...  Sounds *really* good... (mirrat...!)
>and champagne tickles awfully depending on where you put it..
>>> but my favourite is e-z-cheese (not the bacon kind)
>>I'll stick to the whipped cream, if you don't mind.
>
>>>>chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
>>> kisses
>>> leather aka you want danger, baby, i'll show you what danger is
>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>Pasionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?  
>oh, man, that's not sleaze, though!  gads, if i thought we were
>talking about that, i would never've brought the ezcheese into it..
>
>leather aka currently without paraphernalia
>
>
>

beiad aka William Turlough Cat