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From: evie@rodan.UU.NET (Evie Allen)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: long hair
Date: 28 Jul 1992 17:29:28 -0400
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

In article <1992Jul14.221135.23953@uwm.edu> markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark William Hopkins) writes:
>In article <1992Jul14.133737.2240@walter.cray.com> cfg@cray.com (Cindy Glass) writes:
>>To me, it doesn't matter, as long as I can wear mine short (work place
>>safety considerations and personal preference as well).  Anybody else
>>can wear theirs any way they want from LONG to NONE_AT_ALL!
>
>This is one thing hair and skirts have in common.
So tell me, which do you prefer...long hair or short skirts? Or both?
Whenever I get frustrated because my hair is in the way, The typical
male response it that if I cut it off, noone will notice me as much
with short hair rather than long.  I would think that guys would get
tired of getting smacked in the face with it. ; ).  Maybe you can
tell me exactly what it is that attracts you to long hair so much!
From: fy03+@andrew.cmu.edu (Francis J. Yenca)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: I'm Crushed
Date: 21 Jul 92 16:55:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: andrew.4eP=80q00VAzE1t14Y
	<BrpBqr.JDx@acsu.buffalo.edu>
Organization: Masters student, Industrial Administration - 3rd Yr. Opt., Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Steve Swann writes:

>Uh, Trygve...?  Her plan sounds dangerously like a Viking burial to me...

Damn.  Just when I thought Stef had the best sense of humor!

Frank 
Organization: Masters student, Industrial Administration - 3rd Yr. Opt., Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 23:46:12 -0400 
From: "Francis J. Yenca" <fy03+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: I'm Crushed
	<70366@apple.Apple.COM>

Stef Jones writes:

>I'll say.
>
>But maybe we should go a round in the ring for the title of
>soc.singles.deity.funny, just for the heck of it.

But Stef, this is not fair!

You already know that you have two votes!

Frank
(vote number one)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Technical Digression Here
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 12:06:44 GMT

nobody writes:
] In article <1992Jul24.100244.16230@wpi.WPI.EDU> terrylee@wpi.WPI.EDU (The Cookie Goddess) writes:
] >>
] >I absolutely *adore* long hair on guys.  I definately prefer it over short 
] >hair.  Come to think of it, I don't know of any short-haired guys I've been
] >really attracted to.
] 
] I should mention, for the benefit of impressionable net.male.minds, that this
] is a conspiracy to inflict on the males the same hair-management agonies that 
] females have had to undergo.

Sorry, but that is Not a Fully Accurate Assertion.

If you will take a MINOR notice of the NATURE of things,
you will have the chance to understand that WOMEN go
through all of that JUNK because they are NOT the Male
of their Species.

The Male of the Species is NATURALLY endowed with
the better plummage, and it is a Sign of God's
Blessing and The TrueNature Of things.


Having Said that, it should be clear that there will
be NONE of those FemaleProblems when it comes to
Simply Following God'sWonderFulPlanForYourPlummage.


ciao
drieux



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Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: smith@comm.mot.com (Jeff Smith)
Subject: Re: Would you Shag a 14 year old ??
Organization: Motorola Land Mobile Products Sector
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 19:22:00 GMT

Just a little update for this thread. A judge overturned
(or severely limited, not sure which) Florida's statutory
rape laws because of another law that allowed girls of
less than the "legal age" to have abortions without parental
notification. I guess the reasoning was, if they're allowed
to get an abortion, then they might as well be allowed to have
sex. I'm not sure what age limits are now considered legal,
but they're most certainly lower than before!

jds

P.S. Would I do it? Nahh...I don't think so.

***************************************************************************
                               * Health and knowledge and wealth and power,
Jeff Smith                     * Passion and poems and sex
smith@fl08-g.comm.mot.com      * I wear a smile like a leather glove,
                               * I won't shut my mouth for less.
                                                - shriekback
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From: strake@coos.dartmouth.edu (strake)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Would you Shag a 14 year old ??
Date: 23 Jul 92 21:08:58 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

palou@osnome.che.wisc.edu (Ignasi Palou-Rivera) writes:

>In article <1992Jul22.165024.26729@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> markn@ssd.comm.mot.com (Mark Nowak) writes:


>>   ever wonder why teenage girls are often so attractive?  It's just 
>>   evolution at work.  These girls are sexually mature.  They can have
>>   children and Nature makes them attractive to would-be fathers.  The
>>   problem with sex with a 14-year-old comes from society's dim view
>>   of it.  I'd say society is pretty screwed up.

>Your same argument could be easily used to justify sexual assault, rape, 
>and the majority of crimes (that car looked so good, it was screaming
>to me  to drive it...)

>>   Mark Nowak


>Ignasi.

Now lets take a look at it. Mark has a good point. It is entirely dependent
on the society. I'm not saying its good or bad, but society defines what
is commonly considered good or bad. Imagine this world
all children are taught about sex by their parents. when their children
reach puberty, fathers sit down with their sons and explain things to the sons,
show them the more common ways of masturbation, and show them immediately that
masturbation is not bad and is in fact healthy.
Mothers do the same things with their daughters, perhaps even laying down with
them and doing 69 with their daughters to show them how such things feel, how
they should feel, what is bad, etc.  (fathers would also do this with their
sons) then, fathers would sit down with the daughters and being very careful,
and loving, and supportive, perhaps even with the mother looking on, take the
daughters virginity in a joyous rite of womanhood. Mothers would do the same
with their sons for a rite of manhood.
In a world like this, sex is common, it is known about, people do it because
it feels good, and they do it so that it does feel good. they've been taught
as children by people they love what it is, how it is done, and some of the
best and safest ways of doing it.
Now is this a terrible society?
they certainly have sex with 14 year olds, (even as low as 11 year olds)
In fact their own parents are usually the ones to take their virginity.
It is definately society's fault for what we look at as good or bad.
however this argument cannot be used to justify crimes. in a society where
those crimes are justified, they are not crimes. Some people might even say
they'd rather live in a society like the one I outlined above.

pulls on his asbestos suit. (if I'm still standing, flames are assured of
a response)
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From: Bonger
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Would you Shag a 14 year old ??
Date: 22 Jul 1992 14:12:02 GMT
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.89.16.46


>Given the opportunity if you came across a seriously gorgeously horny
>girl who was very repsonsive and willing to get to bed with you, but
>you knew she was only 14 years old.
>
>Would you ??
>
>a/	Without a second thought
>b/	Only if you knew you would not be caught
>c/	?

Well, yes, I would. (between a and b), BUT don't you think it depends a lot on
age difference. I'm still young (within 10 years of 14) so it would be more
natural, since a lot of married couples are almost 10 years apart. But if I was
30 or 40, then my answer would probaly be different since it wouldn't be
natural anymore....

									#Bonger#
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: mcregor@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Meloney Cregor)
Subject: Re: The TOE JOB is ON!  When do you start?
Organization: Dept. of Psychology, Univ. of Illinois, Urbana
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 17:04:03 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.223838.1383@lub001.lamar.edu> lairdpg@lub001.lamar.edu writes:
>department.  Tell me...  You seem kinda experienced.  About HOW MUCH is a toe
>job nowadays?

Darlin', if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

>Answer:  I don't know, but for 50 dollars, she will blow your mind! <GRIN>

Yes, you definitely can't afford it.

I've turned down better than that.
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: terrylee@wpi.WPI.EDU (The Cookie Goddess)
Subject: Re: IRRATIONAL PREFERENCES
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 05:58:38 GMT

In article <1819.1787.uupcb@spacebbs.com> mike.mcaulay@spacebbs.com (Mike Mcaulay) writes:
>
>What's wierd is that although you can't change these deep-seated
>preferences deliberately, they can change of their own accord. 

Yeah, I know what you mean...I've gone from only finding really well-built
guys attractive, to liking guys that are slimmer or lighter.  Muscles just 
aren't as important anymore.  I do still fall for long dark hair though...
A friend pointed out that all the guys I've been attracted to had similar
long, thick dark hair...kinda amusing, to me anyway..

terrylee
From: fred@walter.UUCP (Fred Walter)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: seeking higher ground
Distribution: world
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 23:24:40 GMT
Organization: GRW Enterprises

achaulk@wtcp.DaytonOH.NCR.COM writes:
>(Insert tongue in cheek)

God it's getting crowded in my cheek ...

>  - Why do women like jerks?

Better at sex - much more practice than nice guys.

>  - A hate using condoms.  My SO won't go on the pill.  What do I do?

Stick it somewhere else. (Anal or oral).

>  - I'm a nice guy.  Why can't I get a date?

The women know you'll be rotten in bed.

>  - Where can I go to meet women other than bars and typical pick-up joints?

Nude beach. School.

>  - I'm getting old and wet my pants.  And all frats suck too...

Start wearing diapers again.

I don't know the answer to the "frats suck" problem (but I do have a question
-> do they put a condom on the other guy first ?)

> (Remove tongue from cheek)

There, that feels better.

	fred "I need a life, maybe a wife" walter
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: catcher@netcom.com (Paul W. Francisco)
Subject: Re: Net.Women
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 20:23:16 GMT
Organization: The Vampyre's Lair
Keywords: good looking cute beautiful etc.

In article <1992Jul28.225619.13824@med.umich.edu> blackp@med.umich.edu (Jeremy Thomas James) writes:
>I love how quick you are to flame.

You're pretty quick to defend, too.

>2nd-I don't see anything wrong with this question.  I never suggested
>    anything (on purpose) sorry if you take offense at being asked something
>    such a terrible question.  I simply wondered what people would come up 
>    with. (a little creativity)

Seemed her response was pretty creative.  Went beyond "Yes, there are"
to incorporating some humor, primarily of the dry, sarcastic type.  

Ask yourself this... if she hadn't advertised it as a flame, would you
have read it as one?  I went back and reread her response, replacing
'Flame' with 'Answer' for her 3 replies.  Unless you read yourself into
her reference to twits it really isn't very scalding at all, at least
compared to what she could have written had she really wanted to torch
you to cinders.

>|> PS  Thanks for the straight lines, I'm in a rotten mood and I've been
>|> wanting to broil somebody.
>
>No problem.  Just don't do it too often.  Gives you a negative image.

Au contraire.  Some of the most positive images on the net have been
people who did little else but flame, because they did it so skillfully.
Many people appreciate a good flame.

As you stated, your question was legit, albeit one with a rather
simple answer.  So was her response legit.  You know the old saying,
"If you can't stand the heat..."

-- 
From the Vampyre's Lair, 	    The thirst from a vampire bite
Paul W. Francisco        	    fills the emptiness inside...
catcher@netcom.com                      - Siouxsie and the Banshees
From: tmd@austin.lockheed.com (Tom Davis)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Where to meet people (was Re: Pickup Lines)
Date: 22 Jul 92 11:38:06 GMT
Organization: "Lockheed Austin Division, 6800 Burleson Rd, Austin, TX 78744

In article <1992Jul20.232128.19468@porthos.cc.bellcore.com>
mhz@pyuxe.uucp (25853-zani) writes:

>... I'm out in the single world again.  Unfortunately,
>my ex was my first date/boyfriend/live-in/husband/ex.  Any help out there?
>Yes, I'm looking for a long term relationship. 

I would suggest your local nudist club. (Aaaagghhhh! Be _careful_ with
that flame-thrower!) Seriously, I have never seen happier people or more
committed families (yes -- even the teenagers) than at the nudist clubs
and resorts I have been to.

-- 
   Tom Davis                    Internet address: tmd@austin.lockheed.com
	"Imagine there's no countries; it isn't hard to do;
	 Nothing to kill or die for, and no religion, too."
   [Disclaimer: I speak for nobody but me - and sometimes not even that.]
From: stef@Apple.COM (Stef Jones)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: I'm Crushed
Date: 25 Jul 92 05:36:26 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

fy03+@andrew.cmu.edu (Francis J. Yenca) writes:

>But Stef, this is not fair!

>You already know that you have two votes!

>Frank
>(vote number one)

But Frank, you voted for Steve, remember? 

--
Stef                 Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
stef@apple.com     
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: greg@netcom.com (Greg Bullough)
Subject: Re: Morality- Alarming results
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 01:48:40 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Jul26.233831.3585@cs.ucla.edu> gds@cs.ucla.edu (Greg Skinner) writes:
>speed.  It is the same principle with having sex with 14 year olds;
>there was a time when not only was it legal it was a commonly accepted
>practice when they consented.
 
It would be more correct to say "when their parents consented."
 
Greg
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: jjj@mits.mdata.fi (Joni Jarvenkyla)
Subject: Re: Attractive (was: Re: Net.Women)
Keywords: good looking cute beautiful etc.
Organization: Microdata Oy, Helsinki, Finland
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:41:48 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.025556.1026@uwm.edu> markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark William Hopkins) writes:
>Well, Emma's very, very, very, very, very attractive.

Gifs, gifs, where are the gifs?

I'm still available at nic.funet.fi, under
/pub/pics/gif/something.../JONIJJ*.GIF .

Costs nothing! AIDS-free! Easy to access!

-- 
jjj@mits.mdata.fi             Kirjoitatko sin{ n{it{ ihan selvin p{in?
jjj@niksula.hut.fi                          -Petteri J{rvinen
Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.couples
From: cmclark@dri.com (Chip Clark)
Subject: Re: 2 More Inches, please
Reply-To: cmclark@novell.com
Organization: Desktop Systems Group/Novell, Monterey CA/USA
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 20:26:24 GMT

lairdpg@lub001.lamar.edu writes:

]>>Does being in love with someone help to keep the sex from getting boring?
]> 
]> Things that infuse new life into a sexual relationship:
]> 
]> 1. Both of you buying new clothes that turn each other on.  My SO likes
]> my leather jacket and jeans.  She bought a new black mini dress and black
]> nylons.... If we go places and I notice people admiring my SO, it makes
]> me desire her even more.

Until it becomes jealosy, then it can be distructive.

]> 2. Reading about new sexual techniques and trying them:  finding the G-spot,
]> mastering oral sex.  Or reading books more on quality of lovemaking, such
]> as the "Tao of Sex."

Great idea, oral sex and books, but what about personl conversation.  If you 
can't open up and ask for things you like and want the books only become a
diversion.

]> 3. Renting porn videos.  No problem getting in the mood after watching one
]> of those.

Unless you find them offensive as my SO does. 

]Most guys would keep thier women better satisfied if they had 2 more inches.
]'Course I am *NOT* speaking for myself!

1. Unfortunately, men can't grow bigger, so we do with what we have.

2. Bigger isn't always better.  
	Personally, I am only slightly longer than most, but quite a bit 
	larger in girth.  The only thing I found it gets me is a sore 
	partner.  After initial intercourse, regardless of how prepared they
	may be, they ALL end up sore the next morning.  If we go for more 
	than one round, the next day is an impossibility.  Although, for a 
	number of years I have been dedicated to only one, I have found this
	true with all I have had the pleasure.  For someone who cares, as I
	do, about their partner, I find that this endowment has only proved
	to be a discouragement.

Let me provide the pleasures of touch, and only occationally, should we find
the need, will we dedicate our souls to this communion of sex.

Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: thurlow@convex.com (Robert Thurlow)
Subject: Re: Would you Shag a 14 year old ??
Organization: Engineering, CONVEX Computer Corp., Richardson, Tx., USA
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 20:09:03 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

In <1992Jul27.181628.13893@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:

>Well, within the twenty-year range of lovers that I've had, it's
>been my experience that attitude, creativity, and enthusiasm count
>a whole lot more than experience ...

Well, I was talking less about sexual experience than about life
outlook, and reflecting that I generally think women under a certain
age haven't figured it out yet.  My last SO was a committed Christian,
and remains a virgin (unfortunately), but I believe from her reactions
to certain, um, experiments, that she would make a great partner for
The Right Guy (TM), with sex very much included in that judgement.
She was very communicative and had plenty of interest in the topic.

>(Of course I'm still in my twenties myself, so obviously
>I need to do some more experimentation to confirm this hypothesis.)

I think I'm going to need a lot more studies before I publish, too ;-)

Rob T
--
Rob Thurlow, thurlow@convex.com
Heaven knows / No frontiers
And I've seen heaven in your eyes			- Jimmy McCarthy
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark William Hopkins)
Subject: Re: A short metaphor for love
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 01:38:45 GMT

In article <l7bdquINN92v@news.bbn.com> dhardin@spcink.bbn.com (Dawn Hardin) writes:
>I asked the baby for a kiss and she whapped me in the face with a block.

Mommy said 'Owitch!', and baby kissed mommy on the cheek and said 'Dea, I made
it aww betta'.

(Notice how the Boston accent enters in at an early age there)
From: Auspex.COM!johnf@overmind.mind.org
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Best unconventional use of a TV set
Date: 22 Jul 92 22:30:00 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.
X-mailer: Stadel 3.4a-227
X-Spam-content: irrelevant

In article <1992Jul22.084052.23600@news.cs.brandeis.edu> 
arevalo@binah.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
|>
|>Using a TV with external inputs as a keyboard amplifier.
|>
|>(I really wanted to play with the new toy, and I do have stereo
|> sound and a remote control this way :-)
|>
|>Rob T
|>--
|
|
|>> How 'bout having tremdously good sex on a console tv??
|>>
|>> just me...billy

No, thank you, but I'm flattered that you asked.

Let me also take this opportunity to make a comment on your posting style.
See, your news posting software puts a little ">" character in front of each
line of the article that you are responding to.  When you put the same
character in front of your response it makes it real difficult to tell which
is the original article and which is the response.

And watch those ellipses in soc.singles...

-- 

+============================================================================
++
| John Fereira            "Is that all you ever think about?"                
|
| johnf@auspex.com                                                           
|

+============================================================================
++
From: swann@acsu.buffalo.edu (Stephen Swann)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: I'm Crushed
Date: 26 Jul 92 18:30:19 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <keQhKym00VB2QRu0x9@andrew.cmu.edu> fy03+@andrew.cmu.edu (Francis J. Yenca) writes:
>Stef Jones writes:
>
>>But Frank, you voted for Steve, remember? 
>
>Yeah, but he already declined. :)

I was doing my Ross Perot imitation.

-- 
Steve Swann                 |    Speak to me in many voices; make
swann@acsu.buffalo.edu      |      them all sound like one...  -BOC
Newsgroups: soc.singles,talk.abortion
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Bring Back those WholeSomeTraditonalFamilyValues
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 13:58:43 GMT

greg@netcom.com (Greg Bullough) writes:

] In article <1992Jul26.233831.3585@cs.ucla.edu> gds@cs.ucla.edu (Greg Skinner) writes:
] >speed.  It is the same principle with having sex with 14 year olds;
] >there was a time when not only was it legal it was a commonly accepted
] >practice when they consented.
]  
] It would be more correct to say "when their parents consented."
]  
] Greg

Oh I Know What You Mean....

Isn't it a Shame what years of SeXularHumanism
have done to this country!!!!!!

Thank God the ReligiousRight will finally
restore WholeSomeTraditionalFamilyValues
and bring Back our God Given Right to own
concubines....


ciao
drieux

ps: as a Side question, I wonder what the FratBoy
has to say about the virtues of the Good Old Days
when we could buy and Sell Folks....



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Newsgroups: soc.roots
Date:         Wed, 22 Jul 1992 15:23:11 -0400
Reply-To:     ab917@yfn.ysu.edu
From:         Jerry Tomko <ab917@YFN.YSU.EDU>
Subject:      Death Certificates
Comments: To: roots-l@vm1.nodak.edu

  I would like to know if I am allowed to
obtain death, birth and marriage certificates of family
members for genealogical purposes.  Is there usually a fee
involved, or any other obstacles?  I'm new at this so I would
appreciate any help that you can provide.

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