HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: why this newsgroup was created
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 16:27:02 GMT

In <fulton.717093230@silver> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>In <1992Sep21.151327.24989@advtech.uswest.com> mgooley@agni (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>>>Germany!).
>>Frankfurt?
>Hamburg?
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden
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Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden.

I have no actual joke here, I just like saying the name of the city named
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Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden.
From: mdm@sparc2.prime.com (Michael D. McAfee)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep's Quest for Knowledge
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:29:51 GMT
Organization: Computervision


		"What the hell IS the capitol of Assyria, anyway?"


	Michael, the Chaotic
	disclaimer (in haiku):  I've just sent a post
				Employers do not know this
				Hey, guys, don't blame them
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Query
Date: 26 Sep 1992 15:18:50 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Sep25.044802.25649@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@loki (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
>Would we feel so disrepectful for newbies if we called them "neophytes" instead?

i dunno. I prefer Platyhelmenthes.

only spelled correctly.

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] King of the Ugly Ties")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Safety for cj
Date: 5 Oct 92 15:58:40 GMT
	<1992Oct1.010424.18128@terminator.cc.umich.edu>
	<1992Oct3.015558.26000@news.Hawaii.Edu>
	<1992Oct4.004921.6677@sci34hub.sci.com>
Followup-To: rec.food.veg
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: gary@sci34hub.sci.com's message of 4 Oct 92 00:49:21 GMT

In article <1992Oct4.004921.6677@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>   Our plants' picnic was this afternoon. I cooked about 140 lbs. of
>   Oscar Meyer Jumbo Beef Franks.

I didn't know that plants ate hot dogs.  I wonder if they get the same
sort of perverse pleasure out of it that I do from eating mako shark?

Followups to rec.food.veg.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Safety for cj
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 00:49:21 GMT

In article <1992Oct3.015558.26000@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (240 Hours) writes:
>Arthur Delano writes:
>>Anybody who can suggest an activity for cj from which she will not
>>be warned away by many concerned surrogate parents should post
>>to talk.bizarre.

>This was a tough assignment.  [ .... ]

>  [ ... ]    Unfortunately, Antarctica is out of the question 
>because of the ozone hole. 

Bull. Antartica is one of the two *safest* places in the absence of an
ozone layer (presuming there is a hazard; haven't seen the latest reports
from X Industries...). The "threat" is from the sun, whose rays must follow
an extremely long path through the remains of the atomsphere at the poles.
One can find protection by simply moving "over the hill", and following 
darkness, on perhaps a quaterly basis.

>  [ ... ]     Generations of unwavering vigilence 
>will in the end come to naught when, deep in her subterranian vault, cj roasts
>like a Ballpark Frank.

Our plants' picnic was this afternoon. I cooked about 140 lbs. of Oscar Meyer
Jumbo Beef Franks. (And kept supply right in line with demand; only had the
servers call for hotdogs *once*, whereas they were calling for hamburgers 
about every five minutes....  And I now have about a years supply of hot dog
and hamburger buns, that were left over. They sent back the meat, dammit...)
The image of groping around in the pot with my tongs to pull out CJ is not
the most appetizing....

-- 

Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"...I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I
thought 'One of us is in real trouble'." Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Deep For Perfect Thoughts
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:11:11 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.

brad@buck.viewlogic.com (Bradford Kellogg) writes:

I thought the commercials said Kellogg's weren't boring any more?

>If it were not for that which may not have not been inapplicable, or
>in point of fact, if it had been indeed not that but instead that 
>which is not that, and also that which is not, or if it were that 
>which is instead of not, but not that, it would not be, would it not?. 

Kellogg's. Killfile them again, for the first time.

(breakfast cereal, I dont know if you have breakfast in them states)

-- 
Gerald Oskoboiny
gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com                       I speak for myself. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: rummage sales again
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 09:11:38 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

>I nearly bought a custom-built 110-gallon tank made largely of half-inch-thick
>glass...the guy selling it even offered to truck it to my place...full it
>would be near 1000 lbs, but i live in a ground-floor apartment.  Now I
>sorely regret that I do not have it & that some other fool got it for
>only $30 when for $35 it could be have been mine I I could be keeping
>killifish in it or something.

SILLY MAN!  You could be brewing beer in it!

(Only 2 batches a year, though.)

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Just Because
Summary: just...
Organization: Wrongdoings and generally bad things
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 23:30:50 EDT


it annoys you?

eats at you wastes your time
in front of a screen you loser
with an ego twice too big to

deal with it

yeah you hurting me wounding
me ouch ouch ouch with your
oh so terrible words of

big assed EXPERIENCE

whoa ho make way for the wit
of the never ever land hide
hide you're not worthy to be

in his presence


And it festers like a bleeding sore on your boiling impatience

Just because.



handel "we all scream for heroin" low
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Why We Should Go To The Moon
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 15:14:15 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

I've forgotten.
Oh yes, that was it....

Wherever you go on Earth, there is always roiling, teeming,
spawning life. Impossible to get away from when you want
to Get Away From It All [tm].

That is Why We Should Go To The Moon. Because then we could.
You see.
(email me if you have any questions)
(I think I got this right)
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@fenris (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: A workable definition of annoyance
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 13:54:55 GMT

Protean Godstuff (rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu) wrote:
: 	After inadvertently wasting this much of the t.b continuum with 
: newbie bait, I must now take a six month hiatus from posting, until I can
: cough up something pure.

Right.  C'mon, Rigler.  We know how long the last 'hiatus' lasted.  You'll
come crawling back to us.  You know it.  Admit it to yourself.

Just another poor junkie.  What would K*nt say?

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"And when the thunder breaks, it breaks for you and me."
   ---This Mortal Coil
Current Album--Melissa Etheridge
Current Read--Damon Runyon:The Bloodhounds of Broadway
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: discarding a chance at glory
Date: 1 Oct 92 15:12:22 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

The people who publish Who's Who sent me a form to fill out for my entry
in "Who's Who in the Midwest" -- the usual biographical info is what they
want.

I'm no longer in the Midwest.

I threw it out.

Mark., no, I will NOT go scrabbling through the trash for it
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Re: Perfect Pitch
Organization: Rice University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 03:42:49 GMT

In article <BvGLw3.Iut@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
|> In <MJD.92Oct1095202@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Born of the Cuisenaire Rods") writes:
|> 
|>    ti
|> >la

STOP!

I can name that tune in TWO NOTES!!!



HWRNMNBSOL
From: dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: fat girls? adjust the horizontal
Keywords: what happened to cyber
Date: 6 Oct 92 18:08:00 GMT
Organization: Bell Atlantic NSI

The screen dimensions of my terminal are off just a little so I
cant tell whether I have the right amount of zafitcness (sorry 
for spelling im not jewish).  So I just change the width of the
window and the girls in alt.pictures.erotica are skinnier etc.
Then I go out to get a steak sandwich from the truck on the
street and I cant figure out if the girls are fat or I should
just resize my window? But it doesn't matter. Its all an
illusion anyway.
Always keep your eye on the rear view mirror for cops.

Maybe I should have used "life in Philadelphia" as the subject.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.conspiracy
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: How I know that H Ross Perot is not a true agent for change
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.jobs.offered
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 23:14:17 GMT

if he were, he'd be in prison, just like larouche.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: An Apology
Date: 29 Sep 92 12:04:16 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620



I apologise for the poor quality of my previous posting. I realise, now,
the errors and bad judgements contained within it.  I resolve to never
post such useless drivel again.  Much.

Jason
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: chocolate chip muffins
Date: 28 Sep 92 19:07:19 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
I'm eating a chocolate chip muffin.  I went to the vending
machine to get some orange juice, saw the muffin, and weakened.
I bought it even though it's bad for me, because I haven't
had a chocolate chip muffin in years.

I first had a chocolate chip muffin when I was five.  My
parents had just begun to attend meetings of the Jehovah's
Witnesses.  They would drive to Salem on Sunday mornings,
to the Salem Kingdom Hall on Canal St.  On the way back,
they would stop at a restaurant where they would have coffee
and my sister & I would drink milk.  (My sister was two, and I
don't remember her there, but she must have been.)  They 
gave us chocolate chip muffins.  Hot muffins, with the 
chocolate melted and gooey like it is in cookies you've
just taken out of the oven.

I didn't like the meetings, because they were long and boring,
and I wasn't allowed to have toys or paper & crayons.  Later
on, when I could read, the meetings were less boring.  I read
the entire bible twice while sitting in JW meetings.  (Mostly
Thursday nights.  They were the worst-- student speakers and
the "Service Meeting" with the for-JWs-only monthly brochure
with the name that bounced back & forth from "Our Kingdom
Ministry" to "Our Kingdom Service" based on the political
whims of the old white men in Brooklyn.)  Even later, when I
knew the true degree & kind of the bullshit they were spouting,
when I'd realized that they hadn't had anything new to say in
the 15 years I'd been sitting there, the meetings were boring 
again.

For years I associated Kingdom Halls with chocolate chip
cookies.   I think I might have broken free of the JWs much
sooner if it weren't for that initial sweet hot association,
and the deep hope that after every meeting would come a muffin.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Safety for cj (was: Re: you may now drink champagne for me)
Organization: truth or
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 01:04:24 GMT

In article <BvE0JD.IzC@fulcrum.bt.co.uk> igb@fulcrum.bt.co.uk (Ian G Batten) writes:
>In article <1aa8jkINNpo8@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>>     1. They can't see me.
>>     2. They're out to get me.
>
>The office motorcycle man always said that.  His pelvis is broken in
>four places and an operation has managed to salvage his urether.  A
>lorry simply pulled over in front of him.


WHAT CAN CJ DO WITHOUT WORRY?

what is out:

listening to her new speakers (ear damage from high volume)
taking drugs (ask kent)
riding a motorcycle (high risk of injury)
brewing beer (exploding bottles, contamination)
drinking alcohol (liver toxicity, brain damage)
playing with her cats (rabies, allergies)
playing computer games (carpal tunnel syndrome, retinal damage from screen)
watching cable tv (retinal damage, loss of attention span)
knitting (puncture wounds)
sex with boyfriend (std's)
religion (brainwashing, disillusionment)
tiddlywinks (thumb sprains)

Anybody who can suggest an activity for cj from which she will not
be warned away by many concerned surrogate parents should post
to talk.bizarre.

Thank you.

AjD
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 30 Sep 92 21:18:08 CDT


In article <annie.0352@canetoad.UUCP>, annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
> 
> 	I hate my job
> 	My job I hate
> 	If things don't change, I'll
> 
> 	Oh,
> 	Well,
> 	Something that rhymes with hate but makes reference to taking
> 	advantage of all the lovely postings regarding canetoad's 
> 	whereabouts
> 

ovulate.

(no, I don't *care* where you are.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: New Game: Find the Thematic Connection
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 21:28:44 GMT

In article <1992Oct04.163238.4645@eng.umd.edu> kimy@eng.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>
>
>_Willow_ and _The Last of the Mohicans_.
>
>
>
>yong-mi
>try a direction other than "men in tight pants"

Midgets?

Mark., haven't seen either.  I don't go to movies.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: random ruminations
From: skumar@eagle.wesleyan.edu
Date: 30 Sep 92 13:47:28 EDT
Organization: Wesleyan University

 
>>meanngless existance? What am I worth? What is ANYONE worth? 
> 
> minerals and protein content, i guess the last estimate I heard was $7.
>                                                                ^^^^^^^^^
> 
 oh yeah! just look at the price list of any biochemicals supply co. it  would
be some million dollars!

*****************************wonko, the sane
who cares?
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana Stern)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Roger and Richh: coincidence or conspiracy?
Date: 28 Sep 92 22:38:37 GMT
Organization: NCAR/UCAR

Hey, Richh:  is it true that "carasso" is Italian for "barangus?"

Ilana
"caRASso!"

-- 
/\                
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: jws & "new light"
Date: 1 Oct 92 21:59:59 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
In 1900, the Jehovah's Witnesses celebrated Christmas.
Today, they don't.

In 1900, the Jehovah's Witnesses celebrated birthdays.
Today, they don't.

In 1900, the Jehovah's Witnesses actually refused to name their 
denomination, preferring instead to call themselves "bible 
students", lower case, as individuals.
Today, they make a big deal of their denomination name.

They've flip-flopped during my lifetime on the question of 
whether Christians can have oral sex (within marriage, of 
course).  They've flip-flopped on whether knocking on doors is 
properly called "service" or "ministry".  They used to forbid 
vaccination, but now do not.  They didn't used to forbid blood 
transfusions, then forbade them entirely, but now have a 
positively Talmudic set of guidelines about what blood bits are 
permissible and what are not.  (They also think organ transplants 
change the personality of the recipient, but I digress.)

C T Russell, their founder, published lots of books on what
the Great Pyramid revealed about Bible prophecy.  These books
are not currently in favor with the Witnesses.

They predicted the end of the world in 1914, 1925, and 1976,
but now deny that they predicted any such thing.

"The light is getting brighter as we approach the end", they 
say.  Revisions are called "new light".  Revisionism isn't
called anything in particular.

---
c j silverio
From: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: cheap amusements 3
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Date: 2 Oct 1992 22:21:57 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: carnival.lbl.gov

find out just how many psi pressure a rubber glove can hold


inspecti bang
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RACIST
Date: 29 Sep 92 14:03:39 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>
>I've been accused by many cowards of being a racist.  It's complete
>slander, and nothing could be further from the truth.  I'd like to
>rise a few points, rationally.

(points 1-5 deleted)

This is a good example of what the Supreme Court calls "socially redeeming
content", usually applied to the 30 second philosophical discussion just
prior to the penultimate sexual torture/rape/woodchipper/crockpot/feed-the-
family/horrible revelation/chainsaw revenge scene in a XXX-rated slasher
film. Or a Mel Gibson Hamlet remake <== (intentionally ambigious half-sentence,
for all you english majors out there.)

But applicable here. QED, Carasso is neither racist or obscene, by Supreme
Court standards.

Matt
And I do mean penultimate.
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: entrepreneurial visions
Date: 2 Oct 1992 00:34:50 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


What i really really wanna do is incorporate with all my past and present
boyfriends and harness all their computer knowledge and make lots of money.

It would probly work.
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My Child Flunked The Fifth Grade. Twice!
Date: 26 Sep 1992 05:35:06 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, loose@quake.sylmar.ca.us (loose_connection) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
>Did your child beat up an honor student?  Or is he just stupid?

 loose@quake.sylmar.ca.us -- anagram (@=b)
******************************************
    Columbus: "Q.: So, a leaky arse?"
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-- 
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"Endeavor to persevere"
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From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: and the band played "On"
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 12:03:07 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

any band that plays "Wild Thing" for me on request is OK by me
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: pro & con
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 15:03:40 GMT



In article <9__p=w+.thinman@netcom.com> thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet) writes:

   cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

   >He looks cute in his spandex bike	They're Bugle Boys.
   >shorts.

   I post here today in defense of Bugle Butt.  Bugle Butt made fine
   bicycle shorts.  Bugle Butt made the only bicycle shorts I found
   that had a cloth pouch which lifts my precious testicles up and 
   forward, away from getting smashed against the bicycle seat.

   I love my Bugle Butt bicycle shorts.

   -- 

I love my Bungle Boy "Bio Hazard" fatigues.


jv <- "the utility of having pockets on my thighs."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: Short Shameless Boast
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 23:33:02 GMT


jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>   In <1992Sep21.151046.10659@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>   >According to a piece of mail I just got, if i were to quit today (after only
>   >9 months of working here), I would be given $421.95.
>
>   Most of us work at places where we are paid while we work there.

*plonck*
--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: why this newsgroup was created
Date: 4 Oct 92 17:54:40 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <24026@sybase.sybase.com> chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive) writes:
>|> You're making a PUN, ptretending he's offering you a frankfurter!!


You're a hot dog but you better not try to hurt her, Frankfurter.
-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.