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From: IAEXP000@BLURT.OSWEGO.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Babs is an *ACTRESS!*
Date: 23 Dec 1992 23:46:06 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
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This has been bothering me for a long time.  

Why oh why does Babs keep saying, "I am an ACTOR!" in "To Babs or Not to Babs"
when she is obviously an ACTRESS?

I thought at first it may have been because females weren't allowed to (or just
didn't) participate in the theatre in Shakespeare's days, but Babsie also says
it to Buster in the intro to the short, and the Elvira impersonation should 
have removed all doubt from Shakespeare's mind that he was dealing with 
an ACTRESS.

Any ideas?
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From: hancock@inland.com (Tom Hancock)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Happy Holidays
Date: 23 Dec 92 07:47:54 CST
Organization: Inland Steel Company; East Chicago, IN

	A Happy Holidays to all my a.t.t-t friends!  Today's my last day
at work, and I'm home until the first week of January.  I'll be able to
read a.t.t-t, but posting is a pain at 2400baud.  See you then.

					Tom Hancock
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From: kmeyer@unf6.unf.edu (Karl F. Meyers)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: Intro to "Hit the Road Day"
Date: 25 Dec 92 04:45:54 GMT
Organization: University of North Florida, Jacksonville

BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!  That was great, Sean!  :)

Hmm...on the closing...how about :

			PLUCKY (squashed)
			Who do I look like, Dave Osborne?!?

(BUSTER comes on screen from the left)

			BUSTER
			Just remember, Plucky, you asked for it!

(PLUCKY pops back into shape, but looks terrible...)

			PLUCKY (still pained)
			Just get me an asprin and get on with the
			show, why don't you?!?

			BUSTER
			You heard him, toonsters!  On with the Show!

(Fade to first short)

Well, you did mention ol' Super Dave... :)

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Babs : "Buster, if I give you a nickle, will you cary my books for me?"
Buster : "Shucks, toots, I'll carry 'em for nothing."
Babs : "Great!" >>CRASH!<< "Here's every book I own!"
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From: dark1@netcom.com (Steven Seeger)
Subject: Re: Happy Holidays
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 17:04:03 GMT

In article <1hcmq5INN2u8@girtab.usc.edu> rjung@girtab.usc.edu (Robert A. Jung) writes:
>  A glorious St. Sven's day to you too, Tom, and to all the other
>alt.tv.tiny-toonsters out there. Except for the really sick ones -- you know
>who you are.

Who, me?? :)

>  Now waitasecond! *I'M* posting at 2400 baud! Heck, I've been doing 2400
>for the last year-and-a-half, including all the TTAUEC bulletins. If it's
>been a pain, I haven't noticed...  B-)
>
>  (Kids today, must have speed or else  B-)

Yep, guess we do. I'm at 14.4 w/ V.42 bis. (Got 4,173 cps once on an
uncompressed upload.)
>
>                                                --R.J.
>                                                B-)
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>"You've got just 24 hours -- that's one day -- to deliver us a hit OR YOU'LL
>   BE OUT ON THE STREET SELLING KNOCK-OFF 'BATMAN' TEE-SHIRTS AT A SWAP MEET!"
>~~~~~~~~~~~ These opinions are all mine, but you're welcome to 'em. ~~~~~~~~~~
>Stay Tiny Tooned!                     Send assorted silliness to rjung@usc.edu
>


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From: pjb4288@ultb.isc.rit.edu (Pete - Toonatic - Boulay)
Subject: Re: Buster's Playtoys (Was: Babs developing)
Originator: pjb4288@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 17:59:13 GMT

Oh come ON ....

IT'S A CARTOON!! Who wants to f*ck a cartoon?!?!?!  (Besides my brother)...

Ah, oh well...another worthless reply to another of Dr. Roger Rabbit's
worthless posts...:)


I didn't say that! :)
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Disclaimer: You don't like what I'm writing? Oh well.
"Well shut my mouth wide open!"- Tiny Toons HISMV
From: co252@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Craig F. Aoki)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: TTA Icons
Date: 24 Dec 1992 20:32:04 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
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I remeber reading somewhere that there were TTA Icons available
for the Mac can some one E-Mail me the location of these ICONS?
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From: ke94002@black.ox.ac.uk (Daniel J Mitchell)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: HISMSV, at long last
Date: 1 Jan 93 19:43:39 GMT
Organization: Oh, come /on/..
Originator: ke94002@black

In article <SYNTH.93Jan1113025@deepthought.unm.edu> synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim) writes:
>
>mrapple@quack.sac.ca.us (Nick Sayer) writes:
>
>Nick> So, am I the last to see it or what? :-)
>
>Well, you're pretty darn close at least ...  :-)

 Hmph. I've not seen it yet -- nor had any chance to do so. Warner
UK, for some reason, haven't seen fit to release it over here so
far.. (could be related to the fact that TTA itself isn't being
shown, and will continue to not be shown for at least another year.
Hmph. We've had a randomly selected set of episodes; about half the
first season in all -- and then they just stopped showing it. Grr.)

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From: alec@krypta.in-berlin.de (Alexandros Gougousoudis)
Sender: uucp@krypta.in-berlin.de
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Song to tv-series
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 16:59:00 +0200

Hi Bill,

 > From: bmarcum@world.std.com (Bill Marcum)
 > alec@krypta.in-berlin.de (Alexandros Gougousoudis) writes:
 >>has anyone the complete text of the intro song from the tiny-toon series?
 > I'm pretty sure it's in the FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions),

It is? Ooops :-) But I've never seen a FAQ around here...

 > posted at least once or twice a month.  Do you get Tiny Toons in
 > English, or German?  I've seen the theme song in French and

Well the series is in german, but the title song is still in english.

 > and I'd love to get German lyrics if there are any.

Buster: 'Sag tschuess Babsi...'
Babs  : 'Tschuess Babsi!'


greetings and happy new year from Berlin
  Alex

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From: hampton@ais.org (Kevin Podsiadlik)
Subject: Re: buster's playtoys (wa
Organization: UMCC
Distribution: alt
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 01:38:51 GMT

In article <1992Dec30.849.5155@channel1> "eric walker" <eric.walker@channel1.com> writes:
>SS>Buster wears no pants, as do most of the Tiny Toons.
>
>Then how come Buster is able to put his hands into his pockets?

It must be something built into their fur.  (Which would explain why
furless animals, e.g. Hamton, would find clothing more necessary.)

I know of at least two scenes where Bugs stuffed something into a "pocket"
which then vanished, namely...

(Slight pause for those playing along at home)


...just before boarding a rocket scooter to flee from an Instant Martian
(The Eludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, hip pocket), and during an
encounter with Pete Puma (an exploding cigar, vest pocket).

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From: dark1@netcom.com (Steven Seeger)
Subject: The pink bunny is a transvestite.
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 08:59:21 GMT

Well, I'm back to get the gross stuff rolling! :)

Acutally, I got a GIF and using the best graphical utilities and equipment that money can buy (cheep shitty shareware program...which I'll probably "accidently" forget to pay for... hehe Actually, support shareware. I'm a programmer an have a few things out there. Of course, I wasn't asking anything in those programs.) and I set the resolution to 360 dots per inch. Then, I zoomed in on Buster. Scrolled up from the feet... and saw his chest...

Then, I zoomed up on Babs. Scrolled up from the feet (took a while, too) and saw her chest. Sure enough, they were exact.

Don't complain about the gross stuff, either... the alt does mean adult, don't ya know.

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From: wargopl@sun.soe.clarkson.edu (Peter L. Wargo)
Subject: Re: Where is everybody???
Keywords: anvil
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 02:08:30 GMT


Nothing much to say.  Just lamenting the passing of a good 'toon.  Also
enjoying my new 14.4K modem.

-Pete

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From: dark1@netcom.com (Steven Seeger)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: HISMSV, at long last
Date: 2 Jan 93 13:45:46 GMT
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)

In article <1993Jan2.020936.2345@ucbeh.san.uc.edu> nowikoam@ucbeh.san.uc.edu (Tony Nowikowski) writes:
>(BTW, a shameless suck-up to all of the regulars on this newsgroup ... if it
>wasn't for hanging out here with y'all, I probably wouldn't have picked up
>HISMV. But you kept making all of these references to it ... 
>Sad to say, you have transformed me from just another casual TTA fan to a
>serious Drooling Fanboy (tm)! 8*)
> 
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Same with me... I used to just watch the show... IF the Disney
Afternoon wasn't a bunch of repeats... Now, I take all these TTA files
and info I gather over the InterNet and put them up on my BBS...
they're quite popular among the teens and adults... At least people
under 30. Since I'm on a Mac, I had the sounds converted to Mac, I
have to provide converters for my IBM users... blech! Too much work,
but fun!

-Steve

PMS (Post Mail Supplement)

I *love* your Mission Impossible sig! That's really creative!
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From: "eric walker" <eric.walker@channel1.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: buster's playtoys (wa
Date: 30 Dec 92 00:23:41 EST
Reply-To: "eric walker" <eric.walker@channel1.com>
Distribution: alt
Organization: Channel 1 Communications

SS>Buster wears no pants, as do most of the Tiny Toons.

Then how come Buster is able to put his hands into his pockets?

(For evidence, see the picture of Buster in the recent TV Guide
article on cartoons - the same picture that has been used in several
other magazines over the past couple of years.  Must be part of the
TTA press kit.)
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From: dark1@netcom.com (Steven Seeger)
Subject: Re: Buster's Playtoys (Was: Babs developing)
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 17:21:49 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.130144.17647JPII@tygra.Michigan.COM> rabbit@Buster.Michigan.COM (Dr. Roger Rabbit) writes:
>
>Both Buster and Babs are mature and could produce baby bunnies if 
>1> Babs mother let her get off Leverol and 2> If they boff like crazy
>(which they do anyways). Somehow, I think the both have better things
>to do than take care of children. 

If they are mature, then why in one episode I can remember Buster saying he was either 12 or 14...

>
>Buster is probably about 7.5^^ by now, but its hidden inside a prepuce or
>sheath which is buried under alot of fur as are his nuts. Likewise, the
>opening to Babs love hole is buried under fur. 
>

7.5: What???

>
>Why don't you all just stop it with the tit thing. Babs has tits, but
>they'll never be visible unless you push aside her fur. She has SIX 
>of them, by the way. 

It's fun to talk about... And how do you? Did you bread in and look through the "early design" or XRays or something?

> 
>They can do plenty, such as her giving him head, him tantalizing her
>with his tongue, just plain boffing, and of course, Babs could tease
>Buster with several anal appliances, including her finger. 

Maybe... But they never even use the bathroom... So how do we know that Buster has something for Babs to "tease"?

>
>
>He'll work on her clit and she'll work on his cock. Nothing unusual
>there. 

Maybe, but it would be nice if they'd even make the slightest hint to back up your theories. Like funny noises coming from outside Babs' room.. heh heh
>-- 

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From: rabbit@Buster.Michigan.COM (Dr. Roger Rabbit)
Subject: Re: Buster's Playtoys (Was: Babs developing)
Organization: CTCS System #2
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 92 13:01:44 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.060726.8713@netcom.com> dark1@netcom.com (Steven Seeger) writes:
^^In today's post (one of many from me!!) we will be logical:
^^
^^Buster wears no pants, as do most of the Tiny Toons.
^^
^^Some of them are naked, so therefore, it is safe to assume that they
^^have no signs of fertility or some crappy word.
^^

Both Buster and Babs are mature and could produce baby bunnies if 
1> Babs mother let her get off Leverol and 2> If they boff like crazy
(which they do anyways). Somehow, I think the both have better things
to do than take care of children. 

Buster is probably about 7.5^^ by now, but its hidden inside a prepuce or
sheath which is buried under alot of fur as are his nuts. Likewise, the
opening to Babs love hole is buried under fur. 

^^Seeing as how you could call Babs Board (as in flat as a board) Bunny,
^^the only thing that Babs and Buster could really do is choke on each
^^other's tounges.
^^

Why don't you all just stop it with the tit thing. Babs has tits, but
they'll never be visible unless you push aside her fur. She has SIX 
of them, by the way. 
 
They can do plenty, such as her giving him head, him tantalizing her
with his tongue, just plain boffing, and of course, Babs could tease
Buster with several anal appliances, including her finger. 

^^Or, they could be slimy monsters that can suck in "exterior items" :)

He'll work on her clit and she'll work on his cock. Nothing unusual
there. 
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From: kmeyer@unf6.unf.edu (Karl F. Meyers)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: Stuffed Babsie
Date: 25 Dec 92 04:34:58 GMT
Organization: University of North Florida, Jacksonville

In article <fdm2drp@rpi.edu> schwae@barh111.its.rpi.edu (Eric A. Schwartz) writes:
>In article <1992Dec16.225751.10354@sinkhole.unf.edu> kmeyer@unf6.unf.edu (Karl F. Meyers) writes:
>>(I've been known to say that my idea of the perfect woman has Jessica
>>Rabbit's body and Babs's personality, but I won't say that now.  What?
>>I just did?  Ah, OK.  :)

>Personally, I'd say it would be a woman with Fifi's body and Fifi's
>personality.  *drool*  

Hey, I wouldn't kick Fifi outta bed for eatin' crackers, either.  :)

>What's wrong with Babs's body, BTW?  She probably gives great ear!  Try
>getting that from Jessica.  >-)  The fur just adds texture.  And if
>you trust Dr. Roger on it, the buck teeth are nice, too.

Are you sure you're not on Furry?  :)  Seriously, my quote about Jessica is
an old one I've said before on Fido TOONS and GEnie.  I wouldn't turn down
the real Babsie, but it'd be an *ahem* interesting evening.  :) :)

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From: gsbrande@acs.ucalgary.ca (Geoffrey Sean Brandenburg)
Subject: Re: The Return of the Net.Script (LONG)
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 09:31:56 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <xgn23w_@rpi.edu> schwae@aix.rpi.edu (Eric A. Schwartz) writes:
>No FIFI!  I don't know if this is some sort of attempt to emulate
>the pros, but it SUCKS!  Fifi's left out of quite enough scripts,
>thank you.  There is no reason (not to mention no excuse!) for
>leaving her out of a script written on the net.

#DEFINE ICY_SARCASM

Thank you so much for immensely constructive criticism.


Actually, I have two reasons why Fifi isn't in this script.

  1) There is no place where she would logically appear.  Think about
     it.  The only place she could appear (other than in a pointless 
     cameo) would be as one of the three other passengers.  So she'd
     have to replace Buster, Plucky, or Hamton.  I think that Buster
     and Plucky are essential in this script, and it makes more sense
     for Hamton to be hanging out with them rather than Fifi.

  2) Fifi is the most difficult character to write dialogue for, IMHO.
     Especially for a novice scriptwriter like me.

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From: peters@dewey.udel.edu (Shirley Peters)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.muppets
Subject: Too Much Sesame Street?
Date: 30 Dec 92 22:06:24 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark


I found this on a humor news group.  I thought I'd pass it on for those
of you who hadn't seen it...
	Shirley



Ten Top Ways to Tell if Your Kid is Watching Too Much Sesame Street
 
10) Always pointing out that "one of these things is not like the others".

9) Knows everybody in the neighborhood, and what they do, and can sing
   a little song about it.

8) Whenever running or jumping, is trailed by six afterimages.

7) Checks under garbage cans for furry legs.

6) Eats an entire box of cookies (including the box) in less than a minute.

5) Insists that pigeons have fascinating personalities.

4) Complexion starting to resemble terrycloth.

3) Laughs and counts during thunderstorms.
 
2) Feels sorry for frogs because they are green.
 
1) Thinks that letters and numbers sponsor TV programs.

--Bill Kinnersley
  billk@hawk.cs.ukans.edu

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From: loreag@iastate.edu (Lore A Guilmartin)
Subject: Christmas Carol soundtrack error?
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, IA
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 01:08:26 GMT

Re: The Muppet Christmas Carol...

Does anyone know why the song "When Love is Gone" is attributed to "Belle"
on the soundtrack, while Scrooge's former love in the movie is named
Elizabeth?

Hmmm...

Lore G.
loreag@iastate.edu
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From: goldek@aix.rpi.edu (Ken Goldenberg)
Subject: Muppet Movies on LD
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 04:54:54 GMT

I just bought a player, and could only find Muppets Take Manhattan.

Does anyone know if any of the other movies are available on LaserDisc,
and in what formats?  The disc I saw today was Pan & Scan CLV, which
didn't impress me too much.

Thanks,
					-Mitch

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