HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 5 Apr 92 01:47:00 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:

>In article <ins450m.701745517@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes...
>>v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
>> 
>>>In article <41988@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes...
>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>>Eccles aka Are you sure?
>Tia aka yea, I'm sure.
Eccles aka Well watch out, cos the sea weed on you.
>"=========================================================================="
>"There's a babe on the wall, there's a babe by the door, there's a babe    "  
>"lyin' next to me, creamin' on the floor.                                  "
>"**************************************************************************"
>"You are you and I am me and this is not reality.                          "
>"        "Has March passed out like a lion yet?                            "
>"=========================================================================="
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:38:16 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45754
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <ins450m.702971726@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au} ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
}00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

}>eeeeeeeeeewwww
}
}Look you this is the sort of thing that starts whole aka threads in the first
}place. Now clarify or I shall be forced to sign as

no don't do it......

}Eccles aka What?
Jester aka why?
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: smclewin@ultrix.ramapo.edu (Scooter McLune)
Subject: Re: Dinsdale
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 04:06:50 GMT



Dinsdale????


Dinsdale????



Dinsdale????


    - Dinsdale
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Prince `erbert et al
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:22:16 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <ins450m.702196016@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>|Ted.Bebenek@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Ted Bebenek) writes:
>|
>|>Chris *** this isn't an official ***
>|
>|What!!! Get him

>                       O       O
>		      <|\     /|>
>		      /'\Chris/`\
			       ^
				Just a minute. Why has this person got a well, you know a thingie. Is this supposed to be me?? (Shut up Tia and Simon)
>We got 'im sir! Now what? whaddaya want us to do with the little buggar?
We'll remove his knees and then polish them as a birthday present for Dan.

>|Eccles aka I've got the whips and chains, does Tia still have the scourge??

>Don't forget the silky hanky! We'lll beat 'im with that! Until he's gonna
>like it, and then we'll stop!!! HahahaaaaaaarghhhhH!!!
And then we'll get out the electrodes.

>Jos aka The Aka Society's Official Executioner!
Eccles aka The Head an Knee Magistrate.
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:25:16 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.182517.819

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12135730@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr11.201259.801@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
writes:
} ..In article <11Apr92164841@miracle.UUCP>  writes:
} ..} jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
} ..}. >].].]>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
} ..}. >].].]>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka Licen 
} ..} -> >].].]>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
} ..} |  >].].]>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
} ..} |  >].].]>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
} ..Participate?
} ..} |  >].].]>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
} ..} |  >].].]Dugger aka exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P
} ..} |  >].].Jester aka what have you dug anyway?
} ..} |  >].]Dan aka A small hole.  Ooops.  you weren't asking me.  Sorry.
} ..} |  >].Jester aka silly you, we'll have to torture you now, drop your 
           shorts *GORN*
} ..} |  >]Dan aka ARRRGGGG!!!!  OWIE OWIE OWIE  AAGGGG!!!  THE PAIN!!!..
} ..ARRRRRRRGGGG!!
} ..} |  >Jester aka more in the back of the throat, like ARGH!!, try again!
} ..} ---Phil aka I now have implicit permission to use aka!
} ..Phil aka Phil, I was the first Phil to have an aka, so you are required by  
} 	.InterNet statute 1532.86.3.2 to use a different name.
} Dan aka This is easy enough to settle.  All we need do is have one of
} 	your call yourself `Fill', and the other `Phil'.
Well, I think that the other Phil should be Fill, and Phil Phil.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:46:12 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
}>]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>]>|}Jester aka it is?????
}>]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
}>]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
}>]Eccles aka NO.
}>Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
}Eccles aka He's mine to, but he jilted me. Or was that you?
Jester aka not me, but i gget jos, i saw him first!!!!!!!!
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:53:50 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? ) writes:


> writes
>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>} }>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>} }>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>} }>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>} }>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>} }>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!
>} }>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>} }>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>} }>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>} }>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
>} }>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
>} }>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
>} }>|>| Sincerely,
>} }>|>|    __                     ()
>} }>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
>} }>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
>} }>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
>} }>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh', 
>} }>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
>} }Tia aka yea, let us kill *all* non-aka members so they won't taint *our*  
>thread
>} Jester aka how do you propose we kill them?
>Phil aka let's have some tea first
Eccles aka Can I have one of those little biscuits.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sheesh
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:29:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45350
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}Eccles aka Jester's been busted...
Jester aka in half????
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marrage
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:51:24 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>(Simon Rooney) writes:
>]Well I do a very good wedding dress, or maybe a ring. Or else we
>]could even make it a double wedding - the two of you, and me
>]marrying Me! In fact, I could provide all the above functions, so
>]long as someone pays me enuff to afford marrying ___ (Fill in your
>]name here)

>well, simon you can marry yourself, i can marry whats her name, eccles can
>marry your hippo, tia can have the three toed sloth, and the ring can
>marry the topless dancer in the cake, how does that sound?????

Yes yes yes. I've heard about Simon's hippo's genitals. I want them now now now
What happens to Simon's armpit. Surely you wouldn't make it marry Nellie?

>Jester aka huh????
Eccles aka  It will all work out in the end.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: brides maid
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 14 Apr 92 12:14:45 -0600

In article <45336@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr12.125906.806@gacvx2.gac.edu} azeena@quince.gac.edu  
(Jennifer Landry) writes:
} }> fine personage??? where did you get such info??? I ought to kill whoever
} }> called me fine, i am the dreg of the planet, the scourge of my nursery
} }> and basic baby bandit!!!!!! 
} }
} }probably from me before I found out what a complete and utter slime ball  
} }you were..two timing on me, really!!  
} 
} o brothher, where did I put him anyways......you can have him if you want
} 
} }>]>Jester aka yeesh........
} }>]Robyn @#& squish........ 
} }>Jester aka still in diapers
} }azeena @!$ Yep i can attest to that!!
} Jester aka you've never even met me.
Phil aka where *do* you live?  I hope somewhere near Indy - I could make loud 
	noises near your house all night long!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: look, it's bicycle repair man!
From: mertes@vax.sonoma.edu
Date: 12 Apr 92 14:14:19 -0800
Organization: Sonoma State University

LOOK ITS BICYCLE REPAIR MAN!!!!!!
WHERE EVER BICYCLES NEED TO BE REPAIRED, OR COMMUNISM MANIFEST ITSELF
BICYCLE REPAIR MAN WILL BE THERE....
HE'S ARE HERO!!!!


NO WHAT I MEAN, NO WHAT I MEAN,  NUDGE, NUDGE, NO WHAT I MEAN!
DOES YOUR WIFE LIKE PHOTOS?
NO WHAT I MEAN, NO WHAT I MEAN, CLICK, CLICK, NUDGE NUDGE, NO WHAT I MEAN...

oh to much for this dude.....

madman
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:57:04 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

.].}>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
.].}>>>}}Eccles aka What?
.].}>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.].}>>>Jester aka it is?????
.].}>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
.].}>Eccles aka Are you sure?
.].}Tia aka yea, I'm sure.
.].Jester aka I'm not so sure
.]Dan aka Why do 'Here here!' and 'There there.' mean something, whereas
.]'Where where?' does not?  (sorry..I was going to say something else,
.]but that came to mind.)
.Jester aka look you've spoiled the whole mood, we'll have to start again
Dan aka I don't think I did.
Jester aka yes you did, not shut up!

.Jester aka how long is it?
Dan aka about 17 inches, tip to tail.
Jester aka you've ruined the atmosphere, its 33 days dammit, 33 days!
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: marrage?
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:06:12 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>You lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only promised to marry Jos, Simon, and Simon's
}>Armpit, but never you Eccles, besides, we can have polygamy here. I mean
}>why not?? whose ghonna stop us??? the spanish inqusition??? i'd never
}>expext the spanish inqusition.............
}If you marry Simon, you have to marry his Amrpit, or else it gets all mad at
}you and pretends not to be armpit anymore, but just a random body part, anfd
}it looks all out of place.

well, i can't have his pit, she doesn't want me.........

}>>Eccles aka Jilted again.
}>Jester aka you wish you kinky poof
}Eccles aka Jester, how do you know I'm male?? 
Jester aka how do you know I am mail??
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Briag Charachters
Date: 5 Apr 92 02:12:35 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>Since I'm in the middle of doing the Lif of Brian script, I've bin
>kinda watching it a lot (about twice a night, once I get home at 2
>O'clock!), and there are two things about this most bestest of films
>ever that I don't remember discussing.

>Firstly, What are you peeps favourite charachters in the film.
>Before recently, I wouldn't know, but now I've fallen in love with
>the roman centurian (Cleese), purely because of the straight-faced
>way he takes the total piss out of Pilate. It's absolutely
>wonderful.
Yeah I agree. And also the 'diisciple' who is in this bit, also played by
Cleese:
"He's been taken up!"
"No, there he is"   <---- Huge line for annoyed rabid Christians
>Secondly, one of the most controvertial bits of the film, film wise
>as opposed to religion wise. The bit where Brian is falling to his
>death, when he happens to get picked up by a passing spaceship, and
>some totally warped and twisted mind (not mentioning any Gilliam in
>particular) takes over. A lot of peeps I know hate that bit, saying
>it ruins the film, but I just love it. Terry's mind really appeals
>to me... he always need some kind of release in his films. In his
>own words (roughly): 'The Fisher King' contains none of my usual
>weird features... OK, a huge red fuming knight in the middle of
>central park, but...
>He drastically improved Brian with his contribution by relieving the
>(relative) tension.
Yeas yes yes yes yes yes.
It just adds that bit of wierdness that oh I don't know, makes the 
film monty-python, rather than just a comedy. 's brillig
all the way through, but its the cartyoons that were once links 
that show all of the mjdfnkdshf

<THUD>

Eccles aka Haven't slept for 48 hours, getting a bit dazed.

>Well whaddaya think, darli?

>nmoii2's
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Bloody aka's!!!
From: vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU (Ron Heeb)
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:06:45 GMT
Reply-To: vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU
Organization: Cal State Northridge

In article <uk89iB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com>, rakast@bluemoon.rn.com (Matthew Vogley) writes:
>
>Sheesh!
>
>Cut it out with the aka's!!
>
>Rakast Geldorian
>
use a set ignore command (or something like it) on the kkk subject.
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From: sue%miracle@merk.com (The Dragon Queen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:52:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: miracle.12Apr92195242
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
>}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>}|]|.|].|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>}|]|.|].|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
>}|]|.|].|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>}|]|.|].|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>}|]|.|].|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
>}|]|.|].|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
>}|]|.|].|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
>}|]|.|].Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
>}|]|.|]. Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
>}|]|.|]Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
>}|]|.|Jester aka eat me??? but I'm not kosher
>}|]|.Jos aka Not Kosher You Say? What's Wrong With Your Hoofs Then?
>}|]|Dan aka Ya' know Jes'.  I think it really depends on how we kill you.
>}|]|(AGG!!!  I just had a near miss with a real MP quote!  Whew.)
>}|]Jos aka I hope Little Jester's A Ruminant, 'Cause I'm Not Gonna Chew His Cud
>}|Jester aka I taste like grass, trust me
>}Jos aka Siberian Steppe Grass Or Mongolian Tundra Grass?
>Jester aka Spanish Flossing Grass I believe......
Sue aka Does that mean if we eat you, we can use what's left to clean our
teeth?






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From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Phil? (was one of the aka's)
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 14:39:47 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>}|>}|]}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>}|>}|]}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>}|>}|]}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>}|>}|]}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>}|>}|]}>|Dougger aka So What??
>}|>}|]}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>}|>}|]}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>}|>}|]Phil aka who's the Phil aka imposter?
>}|>}|Jester aka no not you, the other one.....
>}|>}Jos aka Which One, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil or Phil?
>}|>Jester aka The third one I think, or could it be the 5th?????
>}|Phil aka there is Phil#1, Phil#2 and Phil#5!
>}Jos aka Erm ... *three* sir, THREE! it's Phil#3!
>Jester aka I could have sworn it was Phil #4
Phil aka there would be less confusion if we picked different names:
I'd suggest Bruce
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 5 Apr 92 01:50:31 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:

>jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>> |}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>> |}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>> |}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>> |}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>> |}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>> |}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>> |}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>> |}>|Dougger aka So What??
>> |}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>> |}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>> |Jester aka this looks like fun
>> Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
>Dougger aka This is a free world so how can you stop me?
Eccles aka We point Jos's's' hippo's genitals at you and yell "FIRE!!"
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: marrage?
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:07:42 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>You lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only promised to marry Jos, Simon, and Simon's
>Armpit, but never you Eccles, besides, we can have polygamy here. I mean
>why not?? whose ghonna stop us??? the spanish inqusition??? i'd never
>expext the spanish inqusition.............

Speaking of my armpit, and stuff, she's a noing. I gave her her
birthday pressie a couple of days ago (so wot if it was 4 months
late), and she was expecting a Spanish Inquisition. Waaaaaaah.

(Nobody expects... one preson expects the S I. Our chief weapon...
our two main weapons... etc. Poor Cardinal Fang.)

MNSoi??zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
From: azeena@quince.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: you didn't tell mom
Date: 12 Apr 92 18:56:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.125701.805

In article <44929@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> In article <1992Apr10.102019.758@gacvx2.gac.edu] azeena@dion.gac.edu  
(Jennifer Landry) writes:
> ]>Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
> ]>the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
> ]>son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married...  
> ]>*sob*...
> ]>Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to  
the
> ]>BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe  
I'll
> ]>just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you  
> ]>want...
> ]>*sob*...
> ]
> ]How  could you Jester?  I mean she is your mother.  And mine soon to  
be.   
> ]I think this wedding is getting weirder and weirder as time goes by.   
Next  
> ]thing you know we have a naked woman jumping out of a killer bunny  
cake.   
> ]Before you know it we will have Daniel P. Johnson jumping out of the  
cake  
> ]to do the honors of striping for us.  What would your mother think of  
> ]that? Forget that what would my mother would think of it!  
> 
> well, she isn't my real mother, just my de facto mother, sort of
> volunteered for the job really. in fact she isn't even realted to
> me, she just likes to think she is. what about naked woman and cakes???
> I already asked Dan too do the cake dancing but he refused, i asked
> simon and he had a prior cake dancing affair, I'd ask Jos, but
> seeing as he is the bishop, it might look bad in the press.
> 
> ]>I only promised to marry Jos, Simon, and Simon's
> ]>Armpit, but never you Eccles, besides, we can have polygamy here. I  
mean
> ]>why not?? whose gonna stop us???
> ]
> ]And what is this about polygamy?  I never know about this...I thought I  
> ]was the only one.  Well why not!  Hey why not have one huge family with  
> ]everyone who posts to alt.fan.montypython.  
> 
> well, phew...good. but seeing as your the only female wife I have
> I'll be spedning a considerable more time with you than with my
> other three 'wives'.
> 
> Jester aka sex, sex, sex
>
Well I guess that means your purity score has really dropped this last  
couple of weeks hasn't it?  

azeena @!* jester the not so pure!!!
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