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From: ua308@freenet.victoria.bc.ca (Andreas Tovornik)
Subject: Norwegians, etc.
Organization: Camosun College, Victoria B.C, Canada
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 22:34:01 GMT



My reason for wishing that I was him had to do with Anna.
Cute, blonde, and lots of fun. She took it as a compliment.

The night wore just past straight-up twelve (at the nadir,
so maybe it was straight-down twelve?) and I had to leave
before my limo turned into whale blubber.

I got to the Drummer's Lounge at the RedLionInn, and ordered
a Kokanee. This is as popular here as Budweiser is in the
Golden State, for all you ba singles who check out the inter-
national scene from time to time. I was enjoying the beer and
talking MachoManlyStuff with a truck driver, and there she was.

The ISObabe from the night before was walking into the bar with
her darts, big green eyes, and frizzy dark-brown hair (comme
un mouton, quoi?).

She lit up when I looked at her, and I guess the thing was
mutual. She was playing darts, and I decided to sit it out.
Her motions were so graceful, like a panther (rrrrowrrr!),
and she would flash those eyes at me every time she threw
one of her fancy darts!

I love it when ladies get impulsive, and she asked a couple
of people if the3y wanted pizza. I was full, so I still said,
sure. Tracy, the barmaid, was giving us the last call. We got
drinks and nursed them until 2:30, time for the boot out of
there.

We got into the limo, and Romeo's Pizza Restaurant all to 
ourselves. The truck driver and the janitor were with us, but
she was more interested in the unemployed geologist, who she
kept giving seductive looks to. 

Can this excellent thing keep, on going?
I'll find out tonight!

dreas
From: nin15b63@merrimack.edu (The Wolf)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: <None>
Date: 8 Jan 93 21:33:58 GMT
Organization: Merrimack College, No. Andover, MA, USA

On ne.general, there is talk of starting an ne.singles.  New Englanders might
want to join the discussion.
-- 
-----
 Andy Harrington                      | nin15b63@merrimack.edu
 Computer Geek                        | aharrington@ldbvax.lotus.com
 Merrimack College, North Andover, MA | I'm too sexy for this network.
From: martinc@currituck.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Mongrel Ethnic Purity (had stopped  be
Date: 12 Jan 93 15:20:46
Organization: UNC Department of Computer Science
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In-reply-to: tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu's message of Tue, 12 Jan 93 17:46:34 GMT

In article <1993Jan12.174634.3299@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:


   Trygve   (At least I'm still sane.)

Oh, yeah?

	 She woks the tofu in the night
	   With mushrooms, chives, and fluffy rice;
	 And all that's left of brown and white
	   Meet in a dish beyond price:
	 And mellowed by her tufu white,
	   Are left to be eaten by the mice.

Then how do you explain this?
--
		Charles R. Martin/(Charlie)/martinc@cs.unc.edu
     Dept. of Computer Science/CB #3175 UNC-CH/Chapel Hill, NC 27599-3175
	    3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754
     "Oh God, please help me be civil in tongue, pure in thought, and able
      to resist the temptation to laugh uncontrollably.  Amen." -- Rob T
From: tps@jptcs.COM (Tim Sailer)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Females have it easy!
Date: 4 Jan 93 14:13:40 GMT
Organization: JPT Computer Solutions
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trygve lode (tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu) wrote:
: In article <1993Jan4.015446.26676@panix.com> sethb@panix.com (Seth Breidbart) writes:
: >In article <1992Dec29.225406.13215@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:
: >>In article <135@jptcs.COM> tps@jptcs.COM (Tim Sailer) writes:
: >
: >>>What kind of crap is that? Since when do women become unattractive as soon
: >>>as they say 'I do'??
: >>
: >>Well, it depends on what the question was....
: >>
: >>Trygve   ("Do you often accidentally kill or main your lovers during sex?")
: >
: >That's what the chains are for.
: 
: I protest--none of the people I know who use chains or other sturdy bondage
: equipment in the bedroom ever accidentally kill or maim their lovers.
: 
: Trygve   (On purpose, maybe, but never accidentally.)

Have you read "Geralds Game" by Stephen King? :)

-- 
Tim Sailer
JPT Computer Solutions - SCO Sales/Consulting/Administration and Mangling
PO Box 423 Mt Sinai, NY 11766
(516) 331-9001
From: martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Upper Midwest
Date: 7 Jan 93 13:25:59
Organization: UNC Department of Computer Science
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In-reply-to: tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu's message of Thu, 7 Jan 93 17:54:54 GMT

In article <1993Jan7.175454.10403@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:

   Trygve  (Now, wait a moment--at least there used to be some people up there;
	    it wasn't that long ago that I owned a good portion of a limited
	    partnership based in Minnesota and somebody had to be running it.)

Why?  My family business had no one running it for years....
--
		Charles R. Martin/(Charlie)/martinc@cs.unc.edu
     Dept. of Computer Science/CB #3175 UNC-CH/Chapel Hill, NC 27599-3175
	    3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754
     "Oh God, please help me be civil in tongue, pure in thought, and able
      to resist the temptation to laugh uncontrollably.  Amen." -- Rob T
Xref: sparky soc.singles:35613 alt.romance:15774
From: rll1@kepler.unh.edu (Robert L Lamothe)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance
Subject: Re: Where did you meet your SO?
Date: 7 Jan 1993 14:39:48 GMT
Organization: University of New Hampshire  -  Durham, NH
NNTP-Posting-Host: kepler.unh.edu

In article <C0GAK9.6pu@mach1.wlu.ca> macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather) writes:
>In article <1993Jan6.064348.26971@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> bss2p@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (Brent S. Stone) writes:
>>As long as Heather got the ball rolling on the 
>>subject of meeting people, where you meet your
>>current partner?  Theorizing where to meet
>>people is one thing, what works is another.  
>>So how about some info for the group?
>>
>>BS
>>
>>
>>
>Yes, absolutely!!  I'm getting hundreds of theories, let's hear some
>reallife experiences!!
>
>
>Heather MacLeod                  If you've seen one shopping centre,
>macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca            you've seen a mall.
>Wilfrid Laurier University
>Waterloo, Ontario, Canada

	As I posted in another response, my SO and I met when she hired me
as a tutor for a computer class she was taking (and thuroughly frustrated with)
At the time I was just looking for a job and she was just looking for someone
to help her get out of this class with a passing grade.  While I was tutoring
her it was a totally professional situation, we met only to go over course
work and assignments.  After the semester ended we continued on with a 
friendship which evolved into much more.  We're planning on moving in together
here soon and just celebrated our 6 month anniversary.  The Gods of irony
strike because when we met she was engaged and I was dating someone else.
Needless to say that I am no longer seeing the girl I was dating and her 
engagement has long since flown out the window.  She tells me she has no
regrets about choosing to be with me nor I her.  Funny how things work sometimes
.
 							-Bob
-- 
---
 Robert L. Lamothe                           University of New Hampshire  
 rll@unh.edu                                 Interoperablity lab room 220  
                                                                             
 Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.  
---
From: huston@access.digex.com (Herb Huston)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Meeting women in clubs
Date: 11 Jan 1993 22:23:14 GMT
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: access.digex.com

In article <1993Jan6.181826.9106@lincroftnj.ncr.com> rjf@lincroftnj.ncr.com (51351[efw]-Robert Feddeler(MT4799)T343) writes:
}Thpeaking of mythth and buttth, the word of the day is
}
}calypigious  adj.  1. Having attractive buttocks.

[stuff deleted]

}Note: some people (and dictionaries) prefer "calypigean", but [...]

[more stuff deleted]

My dictionary gives only "callipygian" with "callipygous" as a synonym.

}This word can be used to construct many interesting opening lines,
}it being very complimentary and, at the same time, unknown to most
}people.  You get some _very_ positive reactions when you (finally)
}explain its denotation.  It's got "pulchritude" beat hands down...

While typing this, I'm looking at a photograph of Aphrodite Kallipygos,
a statue at the National Museum in Naples.  The name tranlates as Callipygian
Venus, but better would be Venus of the Shapely Buttocks.  The photo shows
the goddess hiking up her skirt to display her assets.

-- Herb Huston
-- huston@access.digex.com
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.sex
From: dmd39855@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Daniel DuBois)
Subject: Re: The Classiest Pickup Lines
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 17:21:25 GMT
Keywords: go get bent..

bodom@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Brian Odom) writes:

>In <6JAN199313513483@utarlg.uta.edu> b645zau@utarlg.uta.edu (The Brothers Grimm (Wayne and Ez-E)) writes:

>>In article <1993Jan6.153113.10337@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes...
>>>In article <1idntbINNfi@uwm.edu> markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark) writes:
>>>>"Come hither, oh beloved, and with me fulfill the most romantic impulses
>>>>that be thine."
>>> 
>>>Uhh....umm...hey baby...can I take off my clothes and jump on you?????

>>How about this classic, "Would you like to dance?" and if/when the person
>>says no reply "No, I said you look FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"...

>"Hey, wanna see my hard drive?  I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't 
>floppy"

>"Hey, would you like to have pizza, beer, and then fuck?"
>(woman says "no!")
>"What's wrong?  Don't like pizza?"

>"Hey, baby, wanna see something swell?"

Top 25 Pickup Lines
--------------------

1)  Hi.
2)  If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3)  I have a lot of money.
4)  Help.
5)  Hi!  I'm Irish.  Do you have any Irish in you?  Would you like some?
6)  Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money?
7)  I look like Tom Cruise.
8)  I know Tom Cruise.
9)  I am Tom Cruise.
10) So is that your boyfriend?  Well how long have you had this problem?
11) Gee, I've been so tired since I won the state lottery.
12) The doctor says it will go away in a week.
13) If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
14) Baby, as long as I have got a face, you have a place to sit.
15) Gee, that dress would would look great on the floor next to my bed!
16) Hey bitch get your hat and coat, were leaving.
17) Hey baby, I gots me a giant cheese wheel back at the apartment I
        wouldn't mind sharing with a lovely woman like you.
18) I'm tired of passion... All I want is someone to play pictionary with.
19) Hi!  You breathe air like I do?  What a coincidence!  We are destined
        for each other!
20) Are you male or female? 
21) I only have 2 hours to live..
22) Hey.
23) Gee... You sure don't weigh much for a fat bitch!
24) So, do you have single or multiple orgasms?
25) Hi, I am a really deep and emotional, caring, sensitive guy.  Wanna fuck?

---------------------------------------------------------------------

-Dan
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: jenk@microsoft.com (Jen Kilmer)
Subject: Re: Oh God, they're back....
Date: 04 Jan 93 10:01:58 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

In article <1992Dec30.112758.13385@wetware.com> drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
>cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU () writes:
>[ ambient noise floor deleted. ]
>did anyone get this awesum stud a decent
>pickup line, so he can get beyond the
>posting stage?
>
>My recommendation is:
>
>"want to come up to my terminal room and
>see the neat new cobol program I am writing?"

COBOL????

drieux, drieux, drieux, drieux, drieux...

C, certainly. I once picked up a guy by demonstrating some
clever C work.  A former coworker has told me that he started
to be attracted to me while I was explaining the MS-DOS FAT
file system. But COBOL?? Not wishing to offend the memory
of GMH, but, this is truely amazing. COBOL????

>It should work.

<snicker> <snort> <snicker> <giggle> laugh ha ha ha hee hee
HA HA HA hee HEE HEE hee ha ha <snicker> <giggle> <grin> ha 
ha ha ha hee hee hee ha ha ha ha HA HA hee hee hee hee.....

-jen
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: R9S@ECL.PSU.EDU (Roberto G Sung)
Subject: Re: Females have it easy!
Organization: Penn State Engineering Computer Lab
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 93 04:09:15 GMT
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In <1993Jan7.191431.4895@msdhsv.ingr.com> rock@medch.b17b.ingr.com writes:
> 
> I can say one thing:  Murphy wouldn't have to use an uzi on me! 
> 
> Chris Hudson

huh? that's why you've been cleaning her house and babysitting F.D.Brown
au naturel?

Newsgroups: soc.singles,talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Mushy_O_Phobic v. CloseAirSupport_O_Phobics
Keywords: Good, Right, PaintBall, fun
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 14:38:20 GMT

>sedenome@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Banger) writes:

>] What is a homophobe anyway?  

Two words that sound the same, but are spelled differently.
i.e. "two" and "too".


FYI,

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Bloomington, IN)

and
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode)
Subject: Re: Meeting women in clubs
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 93 18:59:56 GMT

In article <9680161@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> gosch@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Bill Gosch) writes:
>
>George Frackas (frackas@momad.li.ny.us) asks:
>>
>> What does one say to a girl in a club, when one wants to meet her?
>> I can never think of a single word to say to them.  
>
>Some of the really big powerlifters at the local club use this one
>(I'm not sure about the spelling):
>
>   Eeeeaabmmmmpnooofuh.
>
>Actually, this is the only word that they ever use.  It does seem to
>do the job for them, though.

Close enough, but at least according to the Oxfrog English Dictionary,
it doesn't have an 'f' in it.  To pronounce it properly, the sounds need
to emanate from the back of the throat.

Trygve   (Now I just have to find myself an enthusiasic female weightlifter
          willing to help me load plates and keep my inspiration high at
          least until I'm all done with having my leg surgically reassembled.)
--
"Unnatural Enquirer exclusive:  Kitten eats grand piano--now she plays
 chords when people pet her!"
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi)
Subject: Re: The Classiest Pickup Lines
Keywords: go get bent..
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 02:11:38 GMT

In article <1993Jan7.141650.9989@cbnewsd.cb.att.com> nance@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (nancy.l.colucci) writes:
>In article <6JAN199313513483@utarlg.uta.edu> b645zau@utarlg.uta.edu (The Brothers Grimm (Wayne and Ez-E)) writes:
>>
>>How about this classic, "Would you like to dance?" and if/when the person
>>says no reply "No, I said you look FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"...
>
>I love it!!!  And I'm going to use it!!!!!!!

   This reminds me of a very old joke that my brother taught me.  I am
maybe missing a few (quiet peanut!) parts maybe someone else has heard it?
This is cleaned up some for modern usage and I doubt it would work 
anymore the way intended.  Too many would understand the first part
and probably say yes to both...  Modern times - Roman times 2?

(Scene - street - classy restaurant entrance)

Person walks by:

Charming gentle(person) says quietly
   "Tickle your ass with a feather?"

When startled 
   "What!?"
 comes as the reply say:
    "Particularly nice weather"

Some bum(ette) watching sees it happen and 
 uses it the next chance s/he can get by saying:
   "Shove a feather up your ass?"

When gets startled 
  "What?"
 says
   "Looks like rain!"

   This is incredibly humorous now because of the tie in with -

songbird

  (I guess you'd have to be here - wherever that is)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: ramirez@julia.math.ucla.edu (Alice Ramirez)
Subject: The P.C. word for "ethnically cleansed"
Organization: UCLA Mathematics Department
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 03:35:47 GMT

Drieux asks for "Does anyone know the correct term for people
who are ethnically cleaned?"

I believe the PC word you are searching for is:  DEAD
Xref: sparky soc.singles:35764 alt.feminism:6925
From: ivan@spider.co.uk (Ivan Reid)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.feminism
Subject: Re: Meeting women in clubs
Date: 8 Jan 93 11:33:41 GMT
Followup-To: soc.singles
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, SCOTLAND

In article <1993Jan7.145359.10929@cbnewsd.cb.att.com> nance@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (nancy.l.colucci) writes:
[deleted stuff about sleezy guys who hit on a girl, only to use her as an
introduction to a prettier friend]

>I'd feel how I usually feel.  Any guy who would come on to one of my
>friends just to get to know me isn't worth my time.

I agree. It's horribly crude to hit on a girl just so you can approach her
friend. Genuinely befriending someone, and then being introduced to their 
friends (without prompting), one of whom you may find more attractive, is
much more natural and civilised. Done properly, you come away with two
>friends< whatever the outcome.

Ivan
-- 
Ivan Hans Mark Reid                      Management Information Systems Analyst
"Information is Power ..."                                   Spider Systems Ltd
vox: (+44 31) 554 9424                                 Spider Park, Stanwell St
fax: (+44 31) 554 0649                              Edinburgh EH6 5NG, SCOTLAND
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: s5uagm@fnma.COM (Andrew Miller)
Subject: Re: Females have it easy!
Reply-To: s5uagm@fnma.COM
Organization: Fannie Mae
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 17:32:21 GMT

In article 93Jan5161639@thdhub.HomeDepot.COM, tjg01@thdhub.HomeDepot.COM (Terry Gardner) writes:
>In article <4362@novavax.UUCP> bramson@novavax.UUCP (Jennifer Bramson) writes:
>   >
>   >... which just goes to prove that you really have to be a man to know
>   >what turns on a man.
>   >
>
>   Which is????????????????????????
>
>terry@HomeDepot.COM                      (404) 433-8211x5124 or (404) 941-8304
>Home Depot, USA Corporate Office, Atlanta, GA
>

Power tools, lumber, and the women that sell them. :-)

				- A.-

Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.women,soc.men,misc.legal,alt.abortion.inequity
From: michael@neuron6.jpl.nasa.gov (Michael Rivero)
Subject: Re: Choice For Men != Not Wanting Children (was: Pre-Sex Contract)
Organization: JPL Pasadena CA
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 16:36:33 GMT

>aldridge@netcom.com (Jacquelyn Aldridge) writes...
>
>>Instead of a late and heavy period a woman has
>>to find the resources to gain an abortion, knowing that the fetus is
>>growing and developing every day. Miscarriages are mourned, how different
>>is it to have an abortion? Men don't have the grief.
>                            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>

  BULLSHIT!

  The myth that men do not care for their families is just another convenient
feminist lie to allow women to do whatever they please without regard for
the rights or feelings of anyone else. It's not all that dissimilar from
the southern slave owners who claimed slavery was a kindness because
blacks would never be able to intellectually handle the complicated
American society. Of course, in hindsight, such a lie serves only
to remove the slaveowners guilt over his/her sociopathic behavior towards the 
slave.

  I married a woman who explicitly promised a child. 2 weeks into the pregnancy
she obtained an abortion. To her it was just a "clump of cells" to be rid of.
When I expressed my grief, all I got was the standard femdogma about how
men don't really want children and that I should stop trying to make her
feel upset. 

  I lost the child I had married for. I lost the family I went to school
and built a career to support. I do have a LOT of grief, and you are hardly
the person to dictate otherwise.


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From: jice@echo.asd.sgi.com (John Eisenman)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Any Available Jewish Men Out There??
Date: 6 Jan 93 04:02:47 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: echo.asd.sgi.com

In article <1992Dec29.165301.15018@nynexst.com>, dtorok@nynexst.com
(David Torok) writes:

|> Jews are perhaps
|> 10% of the population overall, more in some cities and less in others.

10% of what population.  In the U.S., Jews make up about 2.5% of the
population.
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank)
Subject: OKAY, I EAT CROW (FOR NOW)
Organization: Portal Communications Company
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 05:54:59 GMT

I hope al you who called me a cry baby are happy today,
snice what happen to me this weekend, I am still numb
at the whole thing but here at goes. First this all thing
got start by my puting in a personals ad in a singles
newsletter (I felt like throw my money at the time)
This saturday I got this letter in my mail box
I open it, and found it was from a woman from a near
by town, she said after telling about her self if
I like to find out if she has more in common with
me to call her, well i did we talk for a few
and, we set up a meeting at the local mall
so I went at 1 p.m. we talk over coffee
and after we saw a movie, then we went to a near by
fast food place, and ate dinner talk more, then I came home
about 6 p.m. Now If I can get wendsday off, Me and
her will meet at her place to spend a day.
Now how does this sound to you? can this go anywhere
snice i realy don't know this very well, and I did
get good feeling from the whole thing. As for a
the lady I spend my time with, well I like her very
much, we seem to have lot of common ground, and I
see she fits the "Nice Girl" Type very well.
And she does say that bars are not very good
places to meet. So for now I eat crow
Any cules that I sould eat it now, or keep
it warm?
--
Matthew Zank * Eau Claire, Wisconsin
------------------------------------
mzank@shell.portal.com
MZANK@MCIMAIL.COM 
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode)
Subject: Re: Upper Midwest
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 93 17:54:54 GMT

In article <C0H9vA.G0o@unix.portal.com> mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank) writes:
>Does anyone know why the upper midwest is so awful for meeting
>anyone? like i mean there is just no one here.

But at least you can look on the bright side--you've got all those buildings
and cars to yourself; most of us down here have to share our cities with
other people.

But, if it bothers you, there are ways you can get people to come to you--
for example, if you're not Jewish, you could convert....

Trygve  (Now, wait a moment--at least there used to be some people up there;
         it wasn't that long ago that I owned a good portion of a limited
         partnership based in Minnesota and somebody had to be running it.)
--
Up next:  72 killed by sharpened banana in Santa Monica's third worst
mall disaster!
Newsgroups: soc.singles