From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
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Subject: Re: JORN, Jean-Yves, and Stephen King.....
Date: 16 Dec 92 23:39:59 GMT
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In article <1992Dec16.170028.20618@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> 
Simon.N.McRae@dartmouth.edu (Simon N McRae) continues the
brain-rotted, quixotic, unruly American-bashing:

>You know, it's not like anybody really has to bust their balls coming
>up with proof that Americans lack even the slightest ability to be
>discerning, thoughtful, or otherwise sentient.  

A bigot.  Nice.

>Consider the following
>exhibition of wanton stupidity, submitted humbly by some kjf pinhead
>from Bull Shit U.:
      ^^^^^^^^^

I guess we have to fire the head word-counter now.  It's bullshit.

>     TWO WORDS?
>     WHAT A FUCKING TOOL!
>     DID YOU GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL?
>     IT'S VIETNAM (ONE WORD) FUCKHEAD.

>No, fuckhead.  It's Viet Nam, two words.  "Viet" translates loosely as
     ^^^^^^^^
Now, I don't think this is one word, but it's probably allowed since I doubt 
you'll actually find this one in the average dictionary.

>"even more, further," and "Nam" simply means "South."  These two
>morphemes are not conjoined, as you would have it, you hegemonical
>fuck. 

Hegemonical fuck?  Not this guy.  Bill Clinton, maybe, but this guy cannot
be accused of being hegemonical IMHO.

>Actually, it's probably better I avoid those longish S.A.T. words
>you Americans consider useless for any other purpose than getting into
>college--make that "...as you would have it, you fuck."

Maybe you should avoid them until you are clued in on what they mean ;-)

>Here's something I'm sure you'll understand.  Why don't you part those
>distended salami curtains hanging between your mother's legs (you know,
>what she quaintly refers to as "my cunt") and initiate an exhaustive
>search for any vestige whatever of all the little sperm that got away. 

Oh, this is highly intelligent.  What esteemed lineage, pray tell, do you 
represent?  Methinks you were perhaps bred in a local zoo.

>And if you find one tiny, rotting little corpse, think to yourself
>"this could have been the one who had the sense to emigrate, and
>possibly obtain a clue, through osmosis."

It'd be one clue ahead of your peremptory self.

>Or maybe you could consult with one of those world-reknowned linguists
>at Bull Shit U.. They MIGHT be able to refer you to a book, at your
    ^^^^^^^^^
Of course, bull shit is not incorrect, but the more common usage is bullshit.

>reading level, that would explain why you're wrong.

He was wrong, and you are a pompous ass.

 

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