HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi)
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Reply-To: davidk@welch.jhu.edu
Organization: Welch Medical Library
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 20:46:17 GMT

In article 92Dec29104546@occs.cs.oberlin.edu, naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:
>   "Lady! Lady!  I have been fingering you for 10 minutes and you
>   haven't come yet!"
>-----
>Although true stories, passing around anecdotes like this "for a laugh"
>further enhance stereotyping of "foreigner"s as speaking "funny english".
>
>Naeem Mohaiemen

Give me a break.....  Those of us who speak English sound just as stupid in
the countries of others...  A joke is a joke.  Eh? No problemo (should be "problema")

Objoke:
Q:  How do you protect your children from the dangers of unwanted
pregnancy and AIDES?

A:  Tell their friends they don't use condoms.
From: scocjk@thor.cf.ac.uk (Christopher Kyle)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: LIMRICK
Date: 22 Dec 92 09:01:50 GMT
Organization: University of Wales College at Cardiff
X-Mailer: Cardiff Computing Maths PP Mail Open News Gateway

In article <aquigley.724954820@unix1.tcd.ie> aquigley@unix1.tcd.ie (Locutus) writes:
|
|Just being a pickey bastard.
|
|It's spelt LIMERICK!
|
|
|My tupence worth.
|
Just being a *picky* bastard, but it's spelt tuppence.
Sorry, couldn't resist it.
Chris.
|
|Aaron :)
|
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: olafsond@columbia.dsu.edu (Donna  Olafson)
Subject: ASCII Pics Wanted
Organization: Dakota State University
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 21:09:09 GMT

Could someone please send me the cow ascii's?  My computer ate them.  If 
anyone knows of a list of ascii's available, please mail that to me, too.  

mail to:
olafsond@columbia.dsu.edu
From: daves@comp.lancs.ac.uk (Dave Stow)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Keywords: Funky Christian Names
Date: 28 Dec 92 18:13:38 GMT
Organization: Department of Computing at Lancaster University, UK.

In article <H3ZHwB1w165w@jab.tucson.az.us> cobra@jab.tucson.az.us (Ken Thompson) writes:
>jimgar@scorch.apana.org.au (Jim Garner) writes:
>> cduff@NeoSoft.com (C. Duff) writes:
>> 
>> My favourite is: Ophelia Dix.

Mmm, like that... 

I used to know a salesman called Dick Cramp.

He used to phone up and say "Dick Cramp here..." in a "and what are you 
going to do about it" voice. Never forgot his name!

Dave

-------- daves@comp.lancs.ac.uk ----------------- Dave Stow -------------------
| Will you still suck me,    | #include <std.disclaimer.h>                    |
| tie me up and fuck me?     |                             ** Beard rides **  |
| When I'm 64...             | Whisky, Sex and Blues...                       |
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From:  (Mike J.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Slick Willie a.k.a. Wet Willie
Date: 23 Dec 92 18:47:27 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor

When Gov. Clinton was asked if he had ever experimented with drugs, his
reply was.......

I've smoked marijuana but I didn't inhale it.

How come when asked about Jennifer Flowers he didn't respond....

I put it in but I didn't wiggle it.

Mike J.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
From: jcowling@masque.UVic.CA (Scowling Jim Cowling)
Subject: Re: Lenght of a penis is?
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 93 07:50:08 GMT

In article <MJD.92Dec29124848@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>
>Abraham Lincoln, when asked how long a man's penis should be, replied,
>``Long enough to reach the ground.''

I thought it was "Long enough to hit the ground running".

-------
Scowling Jim Cowling, Professional Evil Person
Creative Writing Department, University of Victoria (opinions disassociated)
-------
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 03:46:46 GMT


How about "Worship at the porcelain altar"  ?


Simon

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: null@vort.cuc.ab.ca (Dev Null)
Subject: unlikely ship names
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 01 Jan 1993 00:13:55 GMT

American                British                Canadian

U.S.S. Mai Lai          H.M.S. Guy Fawkes      C.M.S. Second City
U.S.S. Rodney King      H.M.S. Monty Python    C.M.S. Neil Young
U.S.S. Bull Run         H.M.S. Chuck And Di
U.S.S. Watergate
U.S.S. Masters And Johnson

any others come to mind?
From: bradj@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Brad R. Johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Date: 22 Dec 92 21:39:56 GMT
Organization: Motorola Inc., Austin Tx.

In article <1992Dec22.125104.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> mam18@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>In article <tls2g9n@rpi.edu>, petitc@vccnw06.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>> krz@cowan.edu.au (K.WOZNIAK) writes:
>> 
>>>Monolingualism is curable.
>> 
>>  Well, I think the biggest beef that I'd have with the Russian joke is that:
>> 
>> (1) Except for Russians (obviously), very few people speak Russian (that I
>> know of), and that language isn't widely used.
>
>If you don't make this remark in the beginning of the sentense, then it 
>wouldn't be so obvious for me that Russian isn't widely used.  One should
>know that there are 290 mln. people in x-USSR, who (you won't believe it)
>speak Russian.  And also I know a lot of people in other countries, who 
>speak Russian (Eastern Europe, for example).

If you don't make those remarks at the beginning and end of your paragraph
then I will disagree with what you said, which is:

	"...Russian isn't widely used."
					- Michael Martynov
>
>> 
>> (2) When posting to a worldwide net, it's better to keep it in a language that
>> many people can understand.  And since money can't be transmitted over the net,
>> English is a good substitute.  :&)
>
>You are too selfish (as all Americans, BTW)!

You generalize way too much, as do all non-Americans, BTW!

>                                              Why do you think that English is
>a good substitute?  Is it because you speak English and are lazy enough not
>to learn any other language?  Why won't we use great French language, German,
>or even Japanese?

ObJoke:  How about Esperanto?

>> Cat Owner/Passionate Romantic/Poet/Singer/Dreamer/Philosopher...
>> That's me!  Modest?  Sometimes.  Crazy?  BETTER BELIEVE IT!! :&)
>> "The greatest beauty in the world is beauty that is private."
>> "Protect endangered species!  Contribute to the Exxon Supporter's Fund!"
>
>I beleive that you are crazy, because nobody 'normal' would put his
>ass volunteerly into soc.culture.soviet.  It's a BAD company!
>

It's a little short and I am not sure of the pronunciation, but it has been
my lifelong ambition to start a cascade.  Will anyone oblige me?

>Michael Martynov.
Are you smart enough?

Brad
bradj@daffy.sps.mot.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.religion.quaker,soc.culture.celtic,soc.culture.jewish
From: lains@world.std.com (Layne L Ainsworth)
Subject: Re: Seriously, a joke.
Organization: The World
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 19:20:29 GMT

In article <1992Dec30.143131.6085@engage.pko.dec.com> noonan@tolkin.enet.dec.com (Enoperiod) writes:

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   In article <725679841snx@crynwr.com>, nelson@crynwr.com (Russell Nelson) writes...
   >A Quaker is someone who can buy from a Jew, sell to a Scot, and still
   >make money.
   > 
   >-russ <nelson@crynwr.com> What canst *thou* say?


	    Well, *this* is seriously offensive.  




	    .sigless E


Especially when you factor in that it wasn't very funny.

-layne
-- 
  Layne Ainsworth | lains@world.std.com <or> ...!{xylogics,uunet}!world!lains
	  The truth can't hurt you; it's just like the dark.
From: duperval@ERE.UMontreal.CA (Duperval Laurent)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER?
Date: 29 Dec 92 19:54:33 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

In article <24DEC199210152819@jane.uh.edu> st1ns@jane.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.) writes:
>In article <25148.1065.uupcb@satalink.com>, vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco) writes...
>>In the 60's, when I was in High School, there was a rash of 
>>a kind of joke I had never hear before or since, and I'm 
>>wondering if it was unique to us, or the region, or whatever.  
>>The jikes literally made no sense at all and I guess that's 
>>where the humor came from.  Does anyone remember anything 
>>like these:
>> 
>>Q:  Why is an orange?
>>A:  Because motorcycles dont have windshields.
>> 
>>or:
>> 
>>Q:  What's the difference between an orange?
>>A:  The refrigerator has to be turned off.
>> 

Hmmm... I used to know a few of these:

Q:  What's the difference between a stork?
A:  Both legs are the same length, especially the left one.

The once was a king and a telephone post.  The king left, the post stayed put.

Once upon a time, and not twice.  (Literal translation of "Il etait une fois
et non deux fois").

Two mice are walking along a sidewalk.  The first mouse falls off.  The second
one doesn't care.

Q:  What's the difference between an apple and an orange?
A:  The banana has no handle.

-- 
Laurent Duperval          | The opinions expressed herein are my own and
                          | do not represent those of this establishment
duperval@ere.umontreal.ca | That's because they don't have enough $$$
duperval@jsp.umontreal.ca | to afford them.  Noone does.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: skip@igc.apc.org (Skip Vogt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Date: 29 Dec 92 21:17:00 GMT
Nf-ID: #R:1992Dec28.153042.17251@dickens.c:-1970048616:cdp:1453700023:000:151
Nf-From: cdp.UUCP!skip    Dec 29 13:17:00 1992



RE: ...Her Majesty's English

Her majestyMajesty's English is not something that Americans look back on
with undiluted pleasure.  (To coin a phrase)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Subject: Re: Golf joke
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 07:53:44 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.012659.34764@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GLEN TORLEIF RYEN) writes:
>In article <1992Dec20.094445.5224@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu
>(Simon E. Booth) writes:
>>>>> Found On Road Dead
>>
>>This describes my girlfriend's 85' Escort perfectly!
>>
>>Simon
>>
>Hey, wait a minute.  My girlfriend drives an 85 Escort.  Hmmmmmm.......
>Smiley for the humor impaired :-)
>
>    Reminds me of a good joke.  Two guys are playing golf.  They're being held
>up by two women who are playing really slowly in front of them.  Finally one
>of the guys decides to walk up to the women and ask them if he and his friend
>can play through.  He starts walking up to the women, gets about half way, and
>then turns around.  When he gets back he tells his friend:
>    "I can't go up there and talk to them.  One of them is my wife, the other
>is my mistress.  You go ask them."
>    The second guy starts walking up to the women, and gets about half way
>before turning around.  He goes back to his friend and says:
>    "Small world, h
Good one!!

BTW-- In all seriousness  there are cars from the mid and late 70's with a
worse record than anything from the present, except perhaps for the cars from
the ex Soviet bloc--even seen a Trabant or a LADA?? :-)


Simon

Xref: sparky rec.humor:37138 rec.arts.movies:36283
From: hjjcl@usho77.hou281.chevron.com (J.J.Clyde)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Date: 29 Dec 92 21:27:41 GMT
Organization: .

>>>So there's this new ad on North-American tv for Pepto-Bismol fast-acting
>>>formula.  The scene involves a man who is having (ahem) abdominal distress
>>>during a movie.  He has to leave the movie (and disturb all the people in
>>>his row) because of it.  Fortunately Pepto-Bismol comes to the rescue.
>>>The last cut shows the happy couple leaving the movie theatre, and there
>>>is NOTHING on the movie marquee overhead!!!
>>>Here's the rec.humor challenge:  what movie did they see?  What would you
>>>have liked to see on the marquee?  
>>>How about:  "Logan's Run"?  Any other movie suggestions?
>
>>"Silent and Deadly".
>>"The Black Hole"
>
>"Silent Running" 
>"Run Silent, Run Deep"
>"See You Next Wednesday"
>"Bringing Up Baby"
>"48 Hours"

The Blob
A River Runs Through It
Squeeze Play
City Slickers
Leathel Weapon
Deliverance

--J.J.
From: ynecgan@cid.aes.doe.CA (Greg Neill)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Date: 31 Dec 92 16:02:48 GMT
Organization: Environment Canada (CID), Dorval, QC

In article <NAEEM.92Dec30194853@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:
>In article <1992Dec29.195151.28671@cid.aes.doe.CA> ynecgan@cid.aes.doe.CA (Greg Neill) writes:
>
>
>   In article <NAEEM.92Dec29104546@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:
>
>     [ semi-amusing anecdote deleted ]
>
>   >Although true stories, passing around anecdotes like this "for a laugh"
>   >further enhance stereotyping of "foreigner"s as speaking "funny english".
>   >
>   >Naeem Mohaiemen
>
>     That is correct.  What's your point?
>   -- 
>
>I am pointing out that as a South Asian immigran/international student, I 
>don't appreciate these jokes.
>

Then why not move from rec.humor to rec.serious?  Lighten up.  There is
a large body of humor which is based upon languages being inadvertently
massacred by non-fluent speakers.  When you have a chance, have a look
at the sit-com "'Allo 'Allo".  The "British Idiot Who Thinks He Can
Speak French" is a riot.

Also, keep in mind the bemusement we obtain from listening to children
speak.  We find it "cute" when they make mistakes, and funny when they
inadvertently commit a double-entendre.  

BTW, my french is attrocious and I live in a largely french speaking
area.  I get quite a few sniggers and chuckles myself, but have no
problem laughing along when my fault-pas is pointed out and explained.
-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pyotr@halcyon.com (Peter D. Hampe)
Subject: them bi-lingual puns
Summary: that inside statement that the natives won't understand they will
Keywords: air lingus, lingam, oy is my face red
Organization: Northwest Nexus Inc. (206) 455-3505
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 05:51:38 GMT

After wading through inumeral posts by the sensitive
on the non-native speakers grasp of the local language
I was remined of the story of a dear friend who
was taking to friends to meet a plane in Boston.
They, being native Indians (that's Injah Indians,
not 'woo-woo' Indians) spying an Irish 'Air Lingus'
plane commented to his friend in Hindi 'Air Lingam'.
Sue did not crack up, or laugh, but she smiled enough
that the poor man was mortified that his tasteless
remark had been over heard by her.

Sue never said which was more 'amusing', his initial
pun or his subsequent embarrassment about being caught.

chus
pyotr

p.s.  for those not in the know 'lingam' is hindi
for the totem of masculinity, aka the penis.

-- 
Pyotr aka Peter D. Hampe : eka pyotr@halcyon.com
Next Months Panel Topic: Graft - boon or blessing?
EOF
-- 
Pyotr aka Peter D. Hampe : eka pyotr@halcyon.com
Next Months Panel Topic: Graft - boon or blessing?
EOF
From: shankar@sgi.com (Shankar Unni)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Slick Willie a.k.a. Wet Willie
Date: 25 Dec 1992 02:04:29 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
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X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Murali Cotah (murali@emily.polymer.uakron.edu) wrote:

> how about
> "vidi vini " - (i saw, i came)

No, no!

That's "Vidi, Vici, Veni" (I saw, I conquered, I came).
--
Shankar Unni				E-Mail:	shankar@sgi.com
Silicon Graphics Inc.			Phone:	+1-415-390-2072
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: frampton@skitzo.dseg.ti.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Another X-mas joke
Date: 23 Dec 92 12:10:43 CDT
Organization: Texas Instruments Component Test Facility



    Setting... A Little Boy that had been waiting in a long line
    to sit on Saint Nick's lap finally gets his shot and climbs up.  

    SN: (touching the little boy on the nose with his finger) I'll
        bet you'd like a puppy for Christmas.

    LB: (Shakes his head, "No")

    SN: (touching the little boy on the nose with his finger again) Well,
        then I'll bet you'd like a kitten for Christmas.

    LB: (again shakes his head, "No")

    SN: Then what would you like for Christmas, little boy?

    LB: I want some PUSSY!

    SN: (Startled and almost without words)  Well, I don't have any of
        of that!?!?

    LB: (Touching Saint Nick on nose) Yes you do, because I can smell it
        on your finger!
From: paul@hsh.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Request: Poem about a Tree. (not limerick)
Date: 29 Dec 92 20:35:19 GMT
Organization: HSH Associates

>>
>> 
>>     Someone asked me today if I knew any funny poems, not limericks,
>>     on the topic of trees.  Any suggestions?  
>> 

	I think that I shall never see
	a billboard lovely as a tree.
	Indeed, unless the billboards fall
	I'll never see a tree at all.
				-- not mine

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: root@athena.mit.edu (Generic Post Service)
Subject: Strange names
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 20:34:36 GMT

Here are a couple: I kid you not, these are real:

   A HS gym teacher: Richard Head   "Kids, call me Dick"

   Someone I went to college with: Lisa Twit

   Someone I went to HS with: Trish Slutt

   Another college friend: Julie Dyke (head of the lesbian/gay association)

Georgio Andersen   
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gbanks@oxygen.aps1.anl.gov (Gregory Banks)
Subject: Funny?
Organization: Argonne National Laboratory, Chicago Illinois
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 17:50:35 GMT

How are a bungee jump and a date with a hooker alike ?

They're both a quick ride for $50.00, and if the rubber breaks, your
dead!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rbw@fico.uucp
Subject: rec.humor
Reply-To: rbw%fico.uucp@apple.com (Randy Wong)
Organization: The Fair, Isaac Companies, San Rafael, California
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 03:39:10 GMT





                               Frosty and Crystal
                                       By
                                   Randy Wong


     "Frosty, get your fat frozen butt off that sofa and help me with this can 
of cranberry sauce!!"  Frosty threw down his newspaper.  He lazily slid out of 
the sofa and rumbled toward the kitchen.  Can't this she-devil of a snowball do 
*anything* herself?  Frosty dragged his marshmellow feet across the icy floor.  
"Yeah, what do you want?!"  "I asked you to help me with this can of cranberry 
sauce!"  Frosty grabbed an icicle from the ceiling, and with a heave, jammed
the pick through the top of the can.  Frosty then tilted the can and poured 
the contents into the sink.  "There!  It's out of the can!!"  "OH!  Frosty the 
Snowman, get back in here!!"  "Aw, go suck a snow cone!"  Frosty dropped into 
the sofa and returned to his newspaper.  How did he get into this situation?  
His life was better when he was dancing with the children!  Singing, laughter! 
. . . 

     "Daddy!  Can you help me with my homework?"  The illusion was shattered.  
Now, he was just a homebody who just happened to live inside an igloo.  "No, 
let your brother help you."  "But, Dad, he's younger than me!"  "Snowflake, 
leave me alone, or you're sleeping with the heater on tonight."  Suddenly, a 
dimunitive snowman comes racing across the living floor on a skateboard made of
ice.  "Ice Cube!!  I told you *not* to ride that thing inside the house!!"
"Aw, c'mon Mom!!  And, remember, its 'the Ice Man', not Ice Cube!  With a 
grunt, Frosty thrusts his foot forward and knocks Ice Cube off the skateboard.
"Listen to your mother, stupid.  As Frosty leaned back into his chair, he once 
again thought of dancing and singing songs  . . . visions of a time long left 
behind . . .


********************************************************                   
* Randy Wong               c/o Fair, Isaac and Company *
* rbw%fico.uucp@apple.com  120 North Redwood Drive     *
* apple!fico!rbw           San Rafael, CA  94903-1996  *
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From: phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: BRITISH UNDERSTATEMENT
Date: 31 Dec 92 16:04:51 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <1992Dec30.215439.37434@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> gb03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GEORGE PHILIP BLUHM) writes:
>In article <1992Dec27.234942.28819@cunews.carleton.ca>, cs401017@scs.carleton.ca
> (tonis kasvand) writes:
>>In article <18942@mindlink.bc.ca> Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark) writ
>es:
>>>With all due respect to Her Majesty The Queen...
>>>        "1992 is not a year on which I shall look back with undiluted
>>>pleasure." - Queen Elizabeth II
>>>
>>  With all due unrespect to Her Majesty The Queen...

>>
>>       " GET A JOB !!!" - Basically Everyones Opinion
>
>You are just jealous that you do not have such a good tourist attraction???
>
>Phylee THEE MacNasty

I wish I had a job like her, and that I was able to subsidise all those
(servants) jobs with tax payers money like she does.

It is GOVERNMENT SUBSIDISED JOBS for her employees, so whats the grumble?

he he.

And if you can't see the humour in that! then it's sad!
                         ''''''
                     yikes! I must be a loyal patron of the queen.

-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bwalther@alfred.carleton.ca (Bill Walther)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Keywords: Funky Christian Names
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 13:02:23 GMT

I once taught a class which included a student named Georgina
Secsauer.  One day someone from the office popped in the door and
asked "Is there a Secsauer in this class"?. One of the students
promptly responded "Hell no!  We don't even get a coffee break"!.