HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bourgeod@cs.tulane.edu (David Christopher Bourgeois)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 6 Apr 92 16:27:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr6.162748.17006
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Tulane Univ., New Orleans, LA
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-16968]: okeanos


In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
> In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
> >In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
> >>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
> >>>Elvis is outside.
> >>Elvis is my guide.
> >Elvis has five brides.
> Elvis can't hide.
Elvis can't die.



THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.agnst,alt.cascade
From: mckinzie@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Mark McKinzie)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.music.misc,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:48:40 GMT
Article-I.D.: schaefer.1992Apr7.234840.10496
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin Dept. of Mathematics

klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:

>In article <1992Apr6.222549.22016@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>In article <11995@ns-mx.uiowa.edu> dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>>>Elvis can slide.
>>>>Elvis can glide.
>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
>Elvis liked the old red light district.
Elvis's old sequined red girdle constricts.

>>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.

-- 
Mark McKinzie          	| Tra la la, Tra la la la, Tra la la la la la la la
mckinzie@math.wisc.edu 	|               -The Banana Splits, 1968-
UW Dept. of Mathematics	| Oy oi oi, Oy yoi oi oi, Oy oi oi oi oi oi oi oi
Madison, WI 53706      	|               -Bob Marley, 1974-
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: cnhasan@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Nirmal Hasan)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 18:00:18 GMT

In <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:

>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>Elvis is my guide.
>Elvis has five brides.
Elvis has fat sides


Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.slack
From: dsbarr@scheme.cs.psu.edu (Dave Barr)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
Keywords: Elvis is my pail
Reply-To: dsbarr@cs.psu.edu
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 13:30:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.222710.2982@darwin.ntu.edu.au> jaws@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (James Woods) writes:
>In article <1992Apr7.132442.2738@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr7.044112.23964@mcs.gvsu.edu> bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (John Q. Public) writes:
>>>In article <+#njjsg@lynx.unm.edu> cease@carina.unm.edu (cecilia marie deblasi) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>Elvis gives you pride.
>>>Elvis influences the tides.
>>Elvis can't hide.
>Elvis IS dead (I know, he told me last night)
Elvis IS Fred. (So, what makes Wilma?)
>
>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.


-- 
Dave Barr         |  It takes a big man to cry,
dsbarr@cs.psu.edu |  but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
From: jfriday@ada.stat.uga.edu (Paul Stacy)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Yellow
Date: 7 Apr 92 12:34:26 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia Statistics Department

In article <bennet_d.702475705@kultarr> bennet_d@cs.uwa.oz.au (David Bennett) writes:
>Isnt it yellow today?  The sky is shining and the yellowness is overpowering
>Even my feet have gone yellow.  What does this mean?  It is the take over
>attempt by yellow to win the world domination game.  It might be its
>last ditch effort to blow up puce forever.
>
>Ahhh, at least pink is still pink.
>
>Yellow.
>David.
>[DDT] Pink fish are not yellow.



We all live in a yellow submarine,
a yellow submarine,
a yellow submarine...

We all....
(Oh, you know.)





Paul "Joe Friday" Stacy (not net.police)       Buffalo State College, New York
STACY54@SNYBUFVA.BITNET (Buffalo State College VAX)                JUST THE
jfriday@marie.stat.uga.edu (Univ. of Georgia, Athens UNIX)      "VAX", MA'AM!
Disclaimer:  This isn't the opinion of the school, police, Chief of Detective
             Staff Brown, Planet Spaceball, Starfleet Command, or the Pentagon.
From: kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Stoopidity at it's greatest....
Keywords: stoopid malcom x (not, however in that order)
Date: 17 Apr 92 05:32:10 GMT
Followup-To: alt.brain-dead
Organization: You call this organized?

While in a friends dorm room the other day his roomate came in and said:

"Is there a fraternity 'chi' on campus?"

Refering of course to a guy wearing a hat with "chi" (snicker, snicker) 
on it...


sp: notice the dangling parti
                             c
                              i
                               p
                                l
                                 e.  Am I stoooooopid or what?


kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu


Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: gupw@uniwa.uwa.oz.au (Paul Wagland)
Subject: Re: Yellow
Organization: University of Western Australia
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 05:50:09 GMT

bennet_d@cs.uwa.oz.au (David Bennett) writes:

>Isnt it yellow today?  The sky is shining and the yellowness is overpowering
>Even my feet have gone yellow.  What does this mean?  It is the take over
>attempt by yellow to win the world domination game.  It might be its
>last ditch effort to blow up puce forever.

Agghhh, I warned him, and I warned him and I warned him again, he forgot
to take off his yellow glasses, I warned him, I warned him and I warned
him again, I said this would happen, I said it, I said it, I did.

>Ahhh, at least pink is still pink.
Hmmph!!  (by the way did I tell you that I warned him?)

>[DDT] Pink fish are not yellow.
[PAL] - But the Penguins are!
-- 
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| #DEFINE STD_COPOUT It's not my fault, my brain is a microsoft product.      |
| #DEFINE STD_WOMBLE green                                                    |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: XYZ CO's NEW STRATEGIC PRODUCT.......
From: nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:06:43 +0900
Reply-To: nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Distribution: world
Organization: FACULTY OF BUSINESS  INFORMATION SYSTEMS   NTU
Keywords: Dislexic_dildo

ANOTHER RUMPER ROOM FINANCIAL CASE STUDY:
-----------------------------------------

THIS IS A DOCUMENTORY ABOUT XYZ'S NEW STRATEGIC PRODUCT: "MASTURBATION KITS".

  James Hatchit-face, chairman of board of directors was a little concerned
at the direction the company was going in the market of sex products. So he
asked Mike Hunt and Wayne Cur two hot shot marketing analyists if they could
devise a product that would rapidly increase there market share. He gave them 3
weeks to come up with an initial preposal.

  After the three weeks, Mike and his collegue presented the following report
to the board of directors, it goes as follows:


TO: THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AT XYZ CO.

TOPIC: NEW PRODUCT PREPOSAL
RESEARCHERS: MIKE HUT AND WAYNE CUR.

  AFTER OUR CAREFUL ANALYSIS, MARKET RESEARCH INDICATES A STRONG TREND TOWARDS
MONAL SEX PRODUCTS SUCH AS DILDO'S. SO WE PREPOSE AN ADDITIONAL ACCESSORY CALLED
 "BLOW IT IN".

 "BLOW IT IN" IS A MASTURBATION KIT, WHICH ALLOWS SOMEBODY TO MASTERBATE WITH
ALL THE MODERN CONVENIENCES. WHEN SOMEBODY WANTS A "QUICK ONE", THEY DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING DIRTY; THIS PRODUCT ALSO ENHANCES.

  THE CONTENTS OF THIS PRODUCT HAS BEEN OPTIMISED TO THE MINIMIM COST, WHILE
STILL REMAINING THE QUALITY. THE CONTENTS IS AS FOLLOWS:

     ITEM                                         COST PER UNIT
     ----                                         -------------
RUBBER GLOVE                                          $0.03
5gm OF VASOLINE                                       $0.0001
PICTURE OF ELLE McPHERSON                             $0.3
A CIGARETTE                                           $0.02         $0.3501
                                                  -----------------------------
                                                     TOTAL PER UNIT $0.3501

 WE ALSO RECOMEND SETTING UP A INFO HOTLINE, LUCKY COUPON PRIZES, ON-LINE
TUTORIAL DEMONSTRATIONS AS WELL IN TV ADVERTISING TO GET OUR PRODUCT ACROSS
A EFFECTIVELY "LOCK-IN-CUSTOMER". FOR FREE EXAMPLES COME AND SEE ME AFTER
THE PRESENTATION.


HOMEWORK QUESTIONS:
-------------------

(1) DO A SENSITIVITY ANALYSIS, HOW SENSITIVE ARE THE FOLLOWING:

  (i) ELLE McPHERSON vs NET RETURN ON PROJECT?
  (ii) LUCKY COUPON PRIZES vs NET RETURN ON PROJECT?

(2) CONSIDER THE PRODUCTS NAME: "BLOW IT IN",....COULD YOU THINK OF A BETTER ONE
THAT WOULD VALUE ADD THE PRODUCT?

(3) CAN YOU THINK OF ANY "BY THE SIDE PRODUCTS" THAT WOULD
    COMPLEMENT "BLOW IT IN"?

(4) HAS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS NAME GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH
    THE FAILURE OR SUCCUSS OF "BLOW IT IN"?

(5)  IS 5gm OF VASOLINE ENOUGH?  

Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1503 alt.religion.kibology:1625
From: CMH114@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: HLP!
Date: 13 Apr 92 23:15:57 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92104.191557CMH114
Organization: Penn State University

I hav bn prforming som mildly dangrous xprimnts, and I hav discovrd a alarming
fact:

   TALK.BIZARR CAUSS BRAIN DAMAGE!

Look at m, for instance. I onc could spll. I had a lif(of sorts). I could writ
things, and thy soundd smi-intllgnt! Now look at m! I writ drivl. My pros is
lam and lipid. I startd work on my Japans History papr, and all I got was this
mindlss, puling, trivial trash. I swar, my IQ has to hav gon down 30 points in
th last wk alon. To tll th truth, I think things ar gting wors. Popl look over
my shouldr and laugh. for no rason. I'm gtting paranoid, I don't know what thy
ar laughing at. Has it gon to th point whr I am no longr abl to rcogniz th
signs of dcay?

HLP!

Mitch
Qust Laboratoris
Trraforming Division

PS: Thanks to th fllow who hlpd m post this. Th *!@# srvr wouldn't accpt my
posts for som rason.
From: jfriday@ada.stat.uga.edu (Paul Stacy)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Flig?
Date: 17 Apr 92 14:51:55 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia Statistics Department

In article <912016f.6.703443951@ace.acadiau.ca> 912016f@ace.acadiau.ca (JACQUELINE FRENCH) writes:
>In article <1992Apr15.231301.25566@athena.cs.uga.edu> jfriday@ada.stat.uga.edu (Paul Stacy) writes:
>>From: jfriday@ada.stat.uga.edu (Paul Stacy)
>>Subject: Re: Flig?
>>Date: 15 Apr 92 23:13:01 GMT
>
>>In article <2406@news.duke.edu> radkel@canctr.mc.duke.edu writes:
>>>Flig!
>>Trig!
>BIG!
>>(I hope I didn't just start another cascade.)
>You might have had, if you'd eat marmelade.

We're cascading in stereo now!




Paul "Joe Friday" Stacy (not net.police)       Buffalo State College, New York
STACY54@SNYBUFVA.BITNET (Buffalo State College VAX)                JUST THE
jfriday@marie.stat.uga.edu (Univ. of Georgia, Athens UNIX)      "VAX", MA'AM!
Disclaimer:  This isn't the opinion of the school, police, Chief of Detective
             Staff Brown, Planet Spaceball, Starfleet Command, or the Pentagon.
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1548 rec.music.misc:14330 alt.tasteless:4725 alt.flame:6840 alt.religion.kibology:1653 alt.exploding.kibo:177
From: g8801935@cs.uow.edu.au (The Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.music.misc,alt.tasteless,alt.flame,talk.bizzare,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 15 Apr 92 06:41:46 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia

bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:

>cease@carina.unm.edu (Cecilia De Blasi) writes:
>>davros@vesta.unm.edu (DAVROS) writes:
>>>jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu (JJ) writes:
>>>>klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>>>>>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>>>>dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
>[MIA]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>>>>>>>Elvis can slide.
>>>>>>>>Elvis can glide.
>>>>>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>>>>>>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
>>>>>Elvis liked the old red light district.
>>>>Elvis bites his mom and dies.
>>>Elvis saw me so I am alive.
>>Elvis taught me how to jive.
>Elvis bought a can of Spam.
Elvis takes it up the arse, doo dah, doo dah.
>>>>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
-- 
\ /  /    / /  /\   | Thank god for the fools, for without them none of
 \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_  | us could succeed.
 / \/  /   \ \/ \   |                  --I forgot who, I'll find it later.
g8801935@cs.uow.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.flame,alt.whine,talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Subject: Re: alt.cascade anyone? (was Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee...)
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 16:29:21 GMT

holmesda@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (ASTAROTH) writes:
>tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (Your ads here) writes:
>>rich@dick.dhu.edu (dickhead) writes:
>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams) writes:
>>>>}feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>}>kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>>>>}>}Please do your part to conserve valuable bandwidth.  Don't cascade this.
>>>>}>Please eat your lard to preserve terrible Norse myths.  Don't parade, miss.
>>>>}Please play your card and serve great fish dishes.  Don't get laid, miss.
>>>>Please may your heart reserve to be delicious.  Don't use Raid, sis.
>>>Please play the tart, conserve and be fictitious. Don't touch gay piss!
>>Please say your part, observe and be meretricious.  Don't be remiss!
>Prease chew the font, dick-nerve, and omnibus.  Ya see this?
Sleaze knew the runt, hick curve, who took the bus.  Whine and hiss!!
From: davros@leo.unm.edu (DAVROS)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 6 Apr 92 22:18:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.1dpj2+c
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <11995@ns-mx.uiowa.edu>, dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
> >>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
> >>>>>Elvis is my guide.
> >>>>Elvis has five brides.
> >>>Elvis can't hide.
> >>Elvis can slide.
> >Elvis can glide.
> Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
> >Elvis is Alive!!!   (sorry couldn't  resist)
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1577 rec.music.misc:14429 alt.tasteless:4780 alt.flame:6934 alt.religion.kibology:1673 alt.exploding.kibo:186
From: royander@sal-sun109.usc.edu (Roy Anderson)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,rec.music.misc,alt.tasteless,alt.flame,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Date: 16 Apr 1992 00:02:45 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
Reply-To: royander@sal-sun109.usc.edu (Roy Anderson)
NNTP-Posting-Host: sal-sun109.usc.edu
Keywords: Elvis is my pal


In article <1992Apr14.153330.438@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
|> cease@carina.unm.edu (Cecilia De Blasi) writes:
|> >davros@vesta.unm.edu (DAVROS) writes:
|> >>jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu (JJ) writes:
|> >>>klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
|> >>>>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
|> >>>>>dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
|> [MIA]
|> >>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
|> >>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
|> >>>>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
|> >>>>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
|> >>>>>>>>Elvis can slide.
|> >>>>>>>Elvis can glide.
|> >>>>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
|> >>>>>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
|> >>>>Elvis liked the old red light district.
|> >>>Elvis bites his mom and dies.
|> >>Elvis saw me so I am alive.
|> >Elvis taught me how to jive.
|> Elvis bought a can of Spam.
Elvis said 'Therefore I am!'
|> >>>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
|> -- 
|> ******* If you e-mail me, I reserve the right to post it. ********
|> M.J.C. Bur             |  Internet: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov
|> NASA/GSFC Code 923     |------------------------------------------   
|> Greenbelt, MD 20771    |  Disclaimer!? Hell, I don't even know 'er
From: CSC9017984R@lust1.latrobe.edu.au (M.C. Freddy!!)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Blah...
Summary: Twenty 3 potatoes
Keywords: flower blue night VMS CONS-suck.
Date: 16 Apr 92 04:32:14 GMT
Followup-To: latrobe.test
Organization: La Trobe University
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

hahahahahha.......

For the first person in the world who can tell me wot R.U.Z.Z.A. really
iz ... I will give a lolly!! [yor choice of color.]

Thankyou for your wonderfully helpful help and help and stuff and help!!


/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
\ |\/| /\                                                                    /
/ |  || Freddy !!                CSC9017984R@LUST1.LATROBE.EDU.AU            \
\ |  |.\/.              Yor worstest Nightmare.............................! / 
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1486 alt.slack:1400 alt.exploding.kibo:157
From: mccla_d@aelle.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Subject: RE: Cascade, la la la
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA
Distribution: alt.stupidity
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:50:29 GMT

Who cares?
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1441 alt.religion.kibology:1542 alt.exploding.kibo:133 alt.slack:1353
From: willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.slack
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
Keywords: Elvis is my pail
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:03:16 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

In <1992Apr8.222710.2982@darwin.ntu.edu.au> jaws@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (James Woods) writes:

>In article <1992Apr7.132442.2738@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr7.044112.23964@mcs.gvsu.edu> bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (John Q. Public) writes:
>>>In article <+#njjsg@lynx.unm.edu> cease@carina.unm.edu (cecilia marie deblasi) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>Elvis gives you pride.
>>>Elvis influences the tides.
>>Elvis can't hide.
>Elvis IS dead (I know, he told me last night)
Elvis ***ISN'T*** dead, (So I lied to you,... so sue me!)

>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
--
         ______________________________________________________________
	|  A.G. Williams          |        Plus qu'il n'en faut.       |    
	|  willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie  |                                    |
	|_________________________|____________________________________|
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.tasteless
From: c121501@phobos.ucc.umass.edu (Marc Picquendar)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 03:56:00 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.222549.22016@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes...
ElvisIn article <11995@ns-mx.uiowa.edu> dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
ElvisElvisElvisElvisElvisElvisElvis is outside. 
ElvisElvisElvisElvisElvisElvisElvisElvis is my guide.
ElvisElvisElvisElvisElvisElvisElvis has five brides.
ElvisElvisElvisElvisElvisElvis can't hide.
ElvisElvisElvisElvisElvis can slide.
ElvisElvisElvisElvis can glide.
ElvisElvisElvis is old, dead, and dried.
ElvisElvis likes to fold red hide.
Elvis (ElvisElvisElvis) Elvis
ElvisElvisElvisElvisElvisElvisTHE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.

Elvis
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: I HATE CASCADES
From: nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 16 Apr 92 14:16:27 +0900
Reply-To: nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Distribution: world
Organization: Info tech, NTU
Keywords: Unknown


 I HATE CASCADES, I HATE CASCADES,
   THEY MAKE ME FART ALOT AND STICK OUT THIS ROOM......
     SO IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO KILL SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP.

  IS EVERYBODY HAPPY....OK SING ALONG WITH ME....READY!!!!!!!!...OK

1...2...3...4...TOGETHER NOW......(PANT, PANT, PANT, PANT)

  BLOW IT IN, BLOW IT IN...,
     BLOW IT UP YOUR ARSE,

 (PANT, PANT, PANT, PANT)

   STICK A FIRE CRACKER UP YOUR ARSE,
    AND WATCH YOU BLOW TO PARTS

(PANT, PANT, PANT)

 MY CAT IS DEAD, (PANT!, PANT!, PANT!, PANT)
  CAUSE I KICKED IT IN THE HEAD (PANT, PANT, PANT)
  
 AND I THROW IT ON MY BED (PANT, PANT, PANT, PANT)

  WHILE JUMPING ON HIS DEAD!!!! (HOO, HOO , HOO HOO!!!!)






THANK YOU !!!!     THANK YOU !!!!

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:JsNO BAR-NUNN
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From: davros@leo.unm.edu (DAVROS)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.tasteless,alt.flame,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Date: 16 Apr 92 18:03:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.0#1jtt-
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <92107.114322ALY101@psuvm.psu.edu>, ALY101@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
> In article <1992Apr16.114815.14202@schaefer.math.wisc.edu>,
> mckinzie@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Mark McKinzie) says:
> >
> >royander@sal-sun109.usc.edu (Roy Anderson) writes:
> >
> >
> >>In article <1992Apr14.153330.438@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>,
> >bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
> >>|> cease@carina.unm.edu (Cecilia De Blasi) writes:
> >>|> >davros@vesta.unm.edu (DAVROS) writes:
> >>|> >>jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu (JJ) writes:
> >>|> >>>klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
> >>|> >>>>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
> >>|> >>>>>dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
> >>|> [MIA]
> >>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside.
> >>|> >>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
> >>|> >>>>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
> >>|> >>>>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
> >>|> >>>>>>>>Elvis can slide.
> >>|> >>>>>>>Elvis can glide.
> >>|> >>>>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
> >>|> >>>>>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
> >>|> >>>>Elvis liked the old red light district.
> >>|> >>>Elvis bites his mom and dies.
> >>|> >>Elvis saw me so I am alive.
> >>|> >Elvis taught me how to jive.
> >>|> Elvis bought a can of Spam.
> >>Elvis said 'Therefore I am!'
> >Elvis died whilst in the can!
> Elvis eats my white toe jam.
> >Elvis was a big fat man!
From: bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (King of the 'Me' Generation)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: At least this isn't a cascade (yet!)
Date: 17 Apr 92 00:11:50 GMT
Organization: Indexed

I am your king.  You owe me tax money.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.slack