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From: aaw4229@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.A. Warmack)
Subject: Re: Monty-Python ftp site...how?
Originator: aaw4229@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 20:34:50 GMT

In article <1992Sep23.003758.18850@scott.skidmore.edu> jduncan@scott.skidmore.edu (john duncan) writes:
>aaw4229@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.A. Warmack) writes:
>> Quite some time ago there was mention of the Monty Python FTP site
>> venus.ycc.yale.edu.  How does one access it?  Where are the Monty Python
>> files, in case they're as hard to find as it is to get in?
>> 
>> Thanks,
>> 
>> Andy aka Not Being Particularly Pythonesque at the Moment
>>      aaka However Possibly Going to be Once the FTP Site is Accessed
>>      aaaka Not Having an AKA License
>>      aaaaka Wondering if an Also-Also License is Needed Also
>>      aaaaaka Wondering if an Also-Also-Also License is Needed Also Also
>>      aaaaaaka Wondering if an Also-Also-Also-Also License is Needed
>>               Also Also Also
>>      aaaaaaaka Wondering if *THUD*
>
>Ok. Accessing the ftp site is easy. 
>	If you have unix, you should see if you can find a command
>known as ftp(file transfer protocol) 
>	There is also one for PCs and Macs. It sometimes comes with
>TCP/IP packages. If you can't find it, either find someone who has it
>and ask them to try to send it mail(shell arc) to you, or if you don't
>use unix, I could try stuffing or zipping a vers of ftp(i don't know
>where to get it on a PC), BHxing it(.hqx) and then shelling it to you.
>
>			jduncan

I _know_ that, you silly boy.  What I also know is that getting in
anonymously or as a guest doesn't work.  I can't get past the password.

For those of you who think this thread is too serious, you can at least
pick at my "also" aka's.  If you don't understand the "also" stuff, I
suggest you watch the beginning of the Holy Grail.  I also suggest that
you consider yourself being sneezed in the general direction of...with
an open mouth!

Andy aka The World's First User of AAKA's (Also Also Known As)
     aaka Hoping That Everybody Gets the Idea By Now
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: St. Jester
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 01:55:45 GMT

In article <1686E68B9.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>In article <Bv56st.KIn@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>
>>
>>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless you
>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>}>}>on the street......
>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intres
>>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>}Um... James?
>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
You have a battery powered llama?
You must be the envy of every housewife.
Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Date: 2 Oct 92 14:44:00 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>}>}>}>no, please no....i itch all over right now..please now
>>}>}>}><we interrupt for these unimportant messages}
>>}>}>}>jester really liks to itch so please make him suffer in glee.
>>}>}>}We interrupt   ^^^^
>>}>}>}this
>>}>}>}interuption
>>}>}>}to ask the
>>}>}>}burning
>>}>}>}question:
>>}>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
>>}>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>}>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>}>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer!
>>}>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>}Of course not! He likes goats.
>>shaved or unshaved????? with or without horns
>Yes.
How dare you insinuate that a nobel member
of the profession of Law could ever do such
a thing.  I THINK IT'S HORRIBLE for you to say
such a <b-a-a-a>, oh well, excuse me then.

>>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>}>}>this means war....
>>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>}>waterbaloons..
>>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a distance.
>>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>>What yer mean like this? (FWOOOSH!) oops. (big

It's alrigght, yyyou mised me angot my edtor

>>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 06:14:27 GMT

>Hey Ratboy, where are you?
>
I'm right here...um...WHO are you?

Ratboy aka alive and well...

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 11:37:57 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.153443.2898@wkuvx1.bitnet>
goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
 
>
>
>
>>
>> Welcome. Are you a goer? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
>Am I a goer !!! Now What do you think? I did write to you first, after
>all.
>>
>> Well...neither does Ratboy...unless you count Rat-tart-boy...
>Ratboy must then of course be physically short....
>>
>>
>> I prefer a little spam every now and then...come along?
>Sure; where are we going, and will we be alone when we get there
>?*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
>>
>>
>> Another lousy American! Ptha! Hold a tick...I'm one too...
>Take that and run with it....
>>
>>
>> She *is* a goer! *grin*
>Didn't think I'd disappoint you, did you?
>>
>> Eh. That's not too bad...could have been Brigette...or Ms. SCUM
>Could've been lots of things, but I'm not. Much.
>>
>>
>> Can I send cheese?
>Only if you hand-deliver it, after slaving for days to make it
>yourself.
>> Ratboy aka first lesson of a.f.m-p...you just gotta sign off with something
>>   (sort of) witty...
>> ...or silly...
>>
>> ...or uncommital...
>>
>> ...or spam...
>>
>> ...or--
>>
>>   {thud}
>>
>> Well, Ratboy, educate me in the ways of wit  (HA HA HA HA)
>All I can say is I'm not a wench.
>        And I'm not a lumberjack.
>        But I do ...
>        And I do...
>        oh my....
>        Do that again.......
>>Stop that!  Stop that!  I go away for a few days, and everyone starts
spreading all this free love around again!  Now cut that out, unless you plan
to include me innit of course. . .
Chris aka "Doing" as often as i possibly can!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Short Notice
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 19:40:29 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>.>>>>What is Aka.......
>>>>>>>>>>>.>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
>>>>>>>>No, it isn't!
>>>>>>>Will that be 5 minutes or the full half-hour?
>>>>>>That was never 5 minutes just now...
>>>>>Yes it was... it was just wearing a very good disguise.
>>>>Ah, I see...well it isn't particularly silly is it?
>>>Well you ain't seen the colour of it's nose yet.
>>That don't enter into it... what I'm looking for is sex appeal...where's Lisa?
>Um... which one of her. Top or bottom? 
>--Orright mate. You're nicked!
But I was just getting interested...
...and I'll take the tops...any bids for Lisa's bottom? Just look at it! Surely
that will draw a nice price!

>>>>>>>>>>>.>>Chris <-- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
>>>>>>>>>>>.>>informing us all.
>>>>>>>>>>>.>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. That rot!
>>>>>>>>>>>What rot?  It's that smelly, discoloured stuff I just ate. [burp]
>>>>>>>>>>Hey!! I was saving that for a special occasion!!
>>>>>>>>>>Now where am I gonna get a Salmon Moose on such short notice?
>>>>>>>>Salmon Moose bites can be very nasty... A moose bit my sister once.
>>>>>>>My sister bit a salmon once...
>>>>>>I bit my sister once...
>>>>>Atlantic. (or was it twice?)
>>>>Pacific. (I thought it was a baker's dozen)
>>>Nope. Just 12. Are you Hugh?
>>Rats have no hue...got tint though...but certainly no value.
>Well I wouldn't say that... they're good for cleaning up in
>condos... or is that abatoirs?
Hmmm...maybe we could rent me out as a Rug Doctor...

>>>>>>>>> I'd rather have mine plate. It's so much less messier that way, and the
>>>>>>>>> short notice is still readable afterwards.
>>>>>>>>If it's a short notice, you can read it before you put the moose
>>>>>>>>on it.  If it's long, you cut it into little bits and fry it up
>>>>>>>>with a little Worcestershire sauce.
>>>>>>>Well, it's just that (pause) I'd rather eat Johnson, sir.
>>>>>>But he's not koshir!
>>>>>Of course he's not. He's Peter. I would have thought you'd know the
>>>>>crew by now! 
>>>>Of course I do! Wait...this isn't the Titanic!
>>><blub>
>>Heeeeeeey! Where did you get that loverly iceberg? I haven't seen one that nice
>>since glub glub glub....
><blub> <it's nice and> <blub> <big, isn't i...
Glub

>>>>>>>>>>>.Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.  
>>>>>>>>>>>Dan <-- Sorry mate, but I can't give it to the Jos as I just finished 
>>>>>>>>>>>it.  Mebbe we could find some moldy cheese or a bloated carp for the 
>>>>>>>>>>>little guy, he must be famished.
>>>>>>>>>>James  Nope. Fresh out of cheese. It's not much of a cheese shop is it?
>>>>>>>>> Meetch aka Finest in the district sir!
>>>>>>>>Andrew aka it's very clean!
>>>>>>>James <=== OH! The cat's eaten it!
>>>>>>Ratboy <--Tell me about it! I barely got away! lost a whisker too!
>>>>>MSNio >> (00Nio ???)
>>>>Ratboy >>> Seargent
>>>mNSiosdfkjshfjhsakdjfhasjaka
>>Ratboyohboyohboyohboyohboy!
>Me.
>Noims.
Yobtar

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: RE: Get the comfy chair !
Organization: Clark University
Date: 7 OCT 92 00:18:43 GMT

In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet shaves the following into
Ratboy's flea-infested fur:
>In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>> In a forthcoming article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet summarizes Proust:
>>>In article <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>> In a previous article, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) 
>>>> foams at the mouth and falls over backwards:
>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>>>>>>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>>>>>>>*                                                                      *
>>>>>>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>>>>>>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>> 
>>>>>>Hmmm. The U2 quote seems rather relevent to this posting, I believe.
>>>>> 
>>>>>>Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
>>>>>James <=== same here
>>>> Well, if you held these views up to a mirror, they'd certainly reflect then,
>>>> wouldn't they?  HA!!  You never thought of that, did you?  Well, You'd better
>>>> think more carefully the next time you write one of those poxy disclaimers, 
>>>> eh?
>>>> 
>>>> 					peace,
>>>> 					Fievel
>>>WEll now. Rat-bashing are we? What if I claimed to be ineligible to
>>>claim the disclaimer that was claimed before I started to claim
>>>disclaimers? What if I made sense every once in a while....
>>>		Love and all that for those who need it....
>>>			Gina
>>>> 
>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>> make will be paid.
>> 				piece,
>> 				Fievel
> 
>Excuse me, Fievel, but I wan tto be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>are actually very good in the late night hours...
> 
>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>I won't get paid, now does it.
> 
>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 

Will you marry me?
		-Fievel
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Complaint
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:53:37 GMT

>>>>>->I wish to register a complaint !
>>>>>Ermmm.... Hello Miss......
>>
>>I'm sorry, I have a cold...
>>
>>>>>->Kezzle.
>>>>>Pag aka not a dead parrot called Lisa, Erik or anything else for that
>>>>>        matter..
>>>>Lisa aka I'm not a parrot..I'm a 'alibit
>>>>Chris aka You're not fooling anyone, you know.
>>Ratboy aka But I *am* a newt!
>Lisa aka welcome back, oh Rat god that you be :)
Ratboy aka Oh how I love me fans...:)  Missed you the most Lisa...
   WORSHIP ME!!!! (sorry, Jes...no diety infringement intended...)
From: v085pcqr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (MATT SUROWIEC - CROWEHEAD)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: tonite on "it's the mind" - DEJA VU
Date: 26 Sep 92 13:52:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

>In article <1992Sep25.115151.7755@ac.dal.ca>, aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rode
>nhiser) writes...
>>In article <Bv38xx.5M2@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v085pcqr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (MATT
>>SUROWIEC - CROWEHEAD) writes:
>> the extraordinary feeling that somehow, you've been somewhere before
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> anyone know which volume of MPFC on video has this sketch???
>> 
>> i believe the psychologist in the ice cream truck sketch also goes along with
>> it.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> "i fart in your general direction...now leave me before i taunt you a 
>>  second time-a"
>> 
>> 
>> CROWEHEAD  (Matt Surowiec)
> 
>Strange, it appears that I've seen this post before.... :)
>
the extraordinary feeling that somehow, you've been somewhere before

anyone know which volume of MPFC on video has this sketch???

i believe the psychologist in the ice cream truck sketch also goes along with
it.


"i fart in your general direction...now leave me before i taunt you a 
second time-a"

CROWEHEAD (Matt Surowiec)

"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrring..........rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring"

>The sketch closed episode 16 of the series, which also includes
>flying lessons, a gunman hijacking a  plane to Cuba and ordering
>it to fly to Luton, the poet Ewan McTeagle, a milkman psychiatrist,
>and complaints from the British Psychiatric Association.

yes, very good, this helps smashingly

"now, about this parrot"

"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring..............rrrrrrrrrrrrrrring"

"now i'm going to hold up 3 cards and i want you to tell me what they have
in common"

"they're all number THREE? "

"no"

"they're all NUMBER three? "

"no, i'm sorry, they're ALL number three"


CROWEHEAD
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Naughty Language
Date: 28 Sep 92 14:20:53 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Sep28.080634.29097@DIALix.oz.au> 
	meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) did say :

->jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) blasphemes:
->
->>Semprini.
->Meetch aka Ooooooooohhhh!  Erm.. GRUNTIES!
Pag aka Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! SnuggleBunnies
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The germans say:
Date: 27 Sep 92 13:50:57 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <CPM.92Sep25165928@kottan.digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de> cpm@digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de (Claus Meder) writes:
|
|Ist hier nicht der Deutschunterricht?

In das Flipperwald gespurt?

|And DON'T aka me!

Of course, we *aka*, won't (censored) you, you silly *aka* little *aka*
old lady! We are *aka* far too civi *aka* lized to do such rev *aka* olting
things. *aka* *aka* *aka*! <thud> Aaa
				     a

				      a


				      a



				      a


				      r


				      g


				      h
				      !

				     \,/
				      |
				     /O\
Jos aka Once, I used to be a small *SPLAT*!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:18:23 GMT

>->>->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
>->>->Does it talk?
>->>->Andrew aka obviously not!
>->>Pag aka no but the slug does..
>->Lisa aka I'd like to buy a license for Eric, my pet slug.....
>Pag aka that'll be 74 pounds please. Otherwise we send round the slug 
>        detector van.
N-N-N-Not th-th-th-the SLUG DETECTOR VAN!  {jarring chord}

Ratboy aka has nothing to fear...unless they take varmints too...
From: MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lest we forget ...
Date: 25 Sep 92 22:50:30 GMT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

>Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties .... I'm sorry ....
>Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live forever.
>But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats.
>Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von
>Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-
>dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-
>knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-
>bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-
>weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schonendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher
>von Hautkopft of Ulm?

I saw his stuff at the record store, but I never got past the label.
Also, I see why they don't play him on the radio. If his pieces are as
long as his name, they'd run out of time in the universe.

-- Sal "Nonsense is the bread and butter of reality" Desiano
From: james@pfbs.philips.se (James Pool)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: different
Date: 28 Sep 92 15:30:38 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment BCFI AB, Sweden

kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
: 
: And now, for something completly different.  A man with a tape recorder up
: his nose.
: 
: 
: 	PS
: Is this really different?
:
: Make way for Conrad Poos !
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: MP's Policeman's Ball
Date: 1 Oct 92 13:23:32 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

Just one nit to pick RE: SPB (with the accompanying video and album
release: The Secret Policeman's Other Ball) --

	In the "name your assailant" game sketch, Terry Jones'
woman character was named Mrs. SIMON Yettigoosecreature.

Now on to the question for the morning: MPFC (specifically JC, MP, 
GC, TJ and EI) did a movie short in 1981 called "What the CIA *REALLY* 
Does in America." I saw it once (but was a little too inebriated
to remember it clearly. However, I have the paper program card
the movie theatre handed out on the night I went to see it and I have
the name and players correct.
Did anyone else see this? It was in limited release and I saw it in
Massachusetts, June 1981. I remember one part of it in which John
Cleese is the "head honcho, Agent Bigcheese," and he demonstrates
how to disarm an assailant by beating the snot out of Terry Jones,
who just happened to be the cleaning woman in the office at the 
time. I remember it being hysterically funny and ultra-violent ...
in a Pythonesque sort of fashion.

Please advise on where this short film can be obtaied on VHS video!

I'll post if I find anything else about it.


					Saint.
					Master of LLAP-Goch
					(but promised not to tell)


P.S. What IS the air speed velocity of an Australian swallow?

P.P.S. Big kiss (with only a little tongue - this is a family 
network) to Cathy!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Complaint
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:23:08 GMT

>>>>>>>->I wish to register a complaint !
>>>>>>>Ermmm.... Hello Miss......
>>>>
>>>>I'm sorry, I have a cold...

You think this is cold, Matey? Why, when I was young...

>>>>>>>->Kezzle.
>>>>>>>Pag aka not a dead parrot called Lisa, Erik or anything else for that
>>>>>>>        matter..
>>>>>>Lisa aka I'm not a parrot..I'm a 'alibit
>>>>>>Chris aka You're not fooling anyone, you know.
>>>>Ratboy aka But I *am* a newt!
>>>Lisa aka welcome back, oh Rat god that you be :)
>>Ratboy aka Oh how I love me fans...:)  Missed you the most Lisa...
>>   WORSHIP ME!!!! (sorry, Jes...no diety infringement intended...)
>>Chris aka You're in for it now!  Back away, everyone.  Don't want to be hit
>by the lightning, you know!
Ratboy aka Ahhhh....lightning shmightning...I ain't afraid o' no stinking
  lightning...

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Lest we forget ...
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:51:31 GMT

>>Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties .... I'm sorry ....
>>Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live forever.
>>But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats.
>>Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von
>>Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-
>>dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-
>>knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-
>>bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-
>>weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schonendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher
>>von Hautkopft of Ulm?
>
>I saw his stuff at the record store, but I never got past the label.
>Also, I see why they don't play him on the radio. If his pieces are as
>long as his name, they'd run out of time in the universe.

I bought it...damn thing was 4 hours long...and that was just an introduction!
First time I ever seen a CD filled up...

>-- Sal "Nonsense is the bread and butter of reality" Desiano
Ratboy aka I'll have spam, then...