From: oburroug@nyx.cs.du.edu (Oliver Burroughs)
Subject: Re: Announcing House Of Usher - Bay Area Gothic/Industrial club
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 10:53:33 GMT

In article <FZRmTB1w165w@cyberden.uucp> xorcist@cyberden.uucp writes:
                                        ^^^^^^^
>There are two rooms at House Of Usher. An Industrial/CyberDustrial room with

Ohhh! Ahhh! It's XOR-cyst (yeah, like a malignant growth on logical commands,
just like the malignant growth of computer technology on our society.  Yeah,
right.  Can you say paranoid with delusions of grandeur?)  Anyway, the
point of this paragraph is to point out that he has invented a new term
(CyberDustrial; note the all important capital D in the middle that means
it is a stupid made up word and not a real made up word) to describe
something that we already have several terms for.  I prefer garbage.  Note
I do not group bands like Skinny Puppy or Klute with this one particular
blue-haired troll.  Claus Larsen could crush Xorcist like the overgrown troll
doll with bad hair and no fashion sense that he is.

>ever changing decor and a Gothic room, complete with large Gargoyles on the
>walls under a giant red and gold dome. Upcoming events in the works are

Kinda like Xanadu, get it Xanadu, Xorcist.  They both begin with X.  Ohhhh!

>private screenings of various known and unknown movies, 

You mean like movies that are known, and some that are unknown.  So what
is the point.  They are showing ... various movies?

>various fashion shows,
>(bondage, pyro, misc.), performace art, bands and whatever else we can conjure
>up.

You mean like conjuring up a lame poseur industrial dance band that
resorts to ripping up bibles and playing banal songs while trying not to
steal too much material from real artists who have real bands.  Yeah, you
look oh so sexy and virile with that mike stand sprouting from between
your strong thighs bringing Freud back from the dead.

>It will be the new resting grounds for the dead and undead for the entire
>Bay Area and then some.

Oh wonderful.  I have been very worried about the overcrowding of the dead
and the undead in the Bay Area, especially with all of those graveyards
closing and everything.

...And then some

>Opening night, November 10th, there will be a CD Giveaway with CD's from
>Christian Death, Sex Gang Children, Voice Of Destruction, Xorcist and more!
                                                           ^^^^^^^
So now there will be two copies of his CD in circulation.  He won't have to
pay his mother to take copies and sell them at bake sales anymore.  Why I
even read in one of the "reviews" (note the use of big quotes since the only
positive review of Damned Awful (read Damned Souls) that I have seen have been
penned by the unearthly one himself) that he is the next Skinny Puppy. 
Assuming of course Bono leaves U2 and joins XOR-cyst for a XOO tour with
giant fifty foot bibles and forty-seven foot screens playing nothing but
bad religious channels while we are repitiously subjected to the same samples
over and over and over again.  (Of course true to form XOR-cyst will
respond to this post with "you fucking bitch".)

>$1 shots of Jagermeister & Cuervo Gold 1800 till 11:00pm and the cost to get
>in is $3 till 10:00pm and $5 after. Age limit is 18+ and there is a full bar.

Oh, so we get 'em drunk cheap and then give them shitty music while they are
still so blasted they are swimming in their own vomit and they can be
fooled into believing that it is their favorite Juice Newton record.

>[silly 'CyberDen' ascii graphic deleted for humanitarian reasons]
OJB

P.S.  I dare anyone who flames me back claiming they like XOR-cyst to
prove one simple point: that they are not in fact XOR-cyst himself.
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