From: mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539)
Subject: Poser Hoser
Organization: Texas Instruments, Inc
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:52:16 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.174125.29157@dscomsf.desy.de> Poser@vxdsyc.desy.de writes:
>In article <1992Jul28.142516.7457@mksol.dseg.ti.com>, 
>mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) gets all in a huff and
>ruffles his feathers when he gets told off:

Really?  You know, you're so stupid that if you didn't exist someone
would probably have to invent you.  Hey, that's it!  Poser is just an
experiment in Artificial Stupidity!

>
>|>In article <rkyxv1l@rpi.edu> jacksonk@gehrig.cs.rpi.edu 
>|>(Keith Jackson) writes:
>|>>
>|>>Gee Fred, you make friends everywhere you go, don't you?  I criticized
>|>>him  for playing games with the talk.bizarre-ites and he sent me email
>|>>in which he proceeded to use the same attitude to throw a  tantrum  at
>|>>me.   I responded once, but it only seemed to fuel his fire more, so I
>|>>ignored him.  This, I recommend highly.
>
>Yup! But I won't do it. Baiting characters like him is just too much fun,
>even if there is no real artistry in it. "The wonder about the Dancing
>Macaw is not how graceful he dances, but that he dances at all!"

Bait?  Poser (what an appropriate name) must assume that I CARE about
the Bozoids from talk.bizarre.  Hey, this is EASY to do, Poser old
knosh.  I may even automate it and make it even more effortless.  Any
non-bozoids in talk.bizarre will eventually arrive at the conclusion
that you Bozoids are the problem.  Then what, [P|L]oser?

>
>I removed talk.bizarre from the distribution (and added another, much 
>more appropriate, group, to be sure) but this'll be back here in two laps.
>Pull his strings and see the Macaw dance.

You bet, old Posturer.  Right back where you'd like it and where
several other denizens of talk.bizarre DON'T want it.  So, what will
you do when it sinks in that YOU are the cause of the problem?

>
>|>Yep, sure do.  Especially among children and talk.bizarros.  As for
>|>'tantrum', I think you need to take a closer look at your own actions
>|>and not attribute your petty fits of temper to me.
>
>But, Freddie, old bird, this skit of "Didn't! Didn't! You did! You did!"
>that You have been entertaining us with isn't all that effective, given
>the utter intellectual paucity Your retorts degraded into. The last batch
>was posititively childish, as is this finger pointing You're indulging in.

Who cares?  Intellectual paucity, childishness, etc., somehow seems
APPROPRIATE for folks like you.  Don't you get it yet?

>
>|>>IGNORE FRED J. MCCALL -- he has this stern parent complex in which  he
>|>>takes it upon himself to punish others, not realizing that rather than
>|>>acting like a true parent, he is merely resorting to  child-like  tac-
>|>>tics.  If we all ignore him, maybe he'll get bored and go away.
>
>No, I'm afraid he's just to nice a punching bag. Since his retort will,
>predictably end up in talk.bizarre yet again, this'll go another round.
>Once he quits playing the clay pidgeon there, the whole thread evaporates.

Or once you do, of course.  Funny how that works, isn't it?

>
>|>Well, given the total intellectual bankruptcy of your 'reasoning'
>|>here, somehow I don't think I'll miss you, Keith.  
>
>Oh, but the point is, Freddie, that if You persist in this more and more 
>people will have _You_ in their kill files just to escape being bothered
>out of their skull. Who are You going to talk to then in this here nice 
>group after doing Your mighty vanquishing hero thang? Given _Your_ so 
>highly intellectual reasoning You'll just end up squawking into the void. 
>Squawk on, Freddie, me lad!

That's fine.  I have ZERO problem with being in the kill files of
EVERYONE in talk.bizarre.  

>
>|>                                                  Ignore away.  
>
>Not bloody likely. 
>
>|>                                                               Given
>|>the general view of anyone who matters toward the old 'I put you in my
>|>kill file, nya nya nya nyanya' tactic, I think you just made yourself
>|>look a lot worse than I ever possible could have.
>
>But You see, Mr.Jackson never said anything about killfiles. As for looking
>bad, do You really think there is any percentage in prolonging a conflict
>for which one side doesn't care a rubber ningis worth about the "moral" 
>outcome? 

Gee, I don't know.  You seem to think so.  After all, you keep
pursuing it with me and *I* sure don't care about you or your
opinions. 

>
>|>Get back in touch if you ever get a life, a clue, or any intelligence,
>|>won't you?
>
>Oh my! You sure showed him did You? Well, I submit that Mr.Jacksons approach
>to this problem will enable him to lead a life while You will be furthermore
>engaged in futile revenge, furiously posting one retributive posting after
>the other. I mean, meanwhile I do this for the sheer amusement it affords me
>but You seem to be on a Holy MISSION to teach us manners. I assume this is 
>the burden incurred from having that "intelligence" that You seem to miss in
>Mr.Jackson. The Macaw's Burden, oh my, Kipling will spin in his
>grave!

All the creativity the occasion seems to deserve, old sock.

>
>|>Fred.McCall@dseg.ti.com - I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me.
>
>Oh, but FreddieBoy, if You don't speak for others, why are You so hellbent
>on playing out Your little paternalistic phantasy? 

Gee, obviously for the same reason you do.  But then, I think the
whole net (including talk.bizarre) already knows that YOU need to get
a life from somewhere.  I guess the real question is FROM WHERE?

-- 
"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live
 in the real world."   -- Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden
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