HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hmo@wam.umd.edu (Hipno House)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: A Reminder
Date: 27 Dec 92 15:12:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: wam.1992Dec27.151227.8784
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park

In article <BzvMyn.H0s@uceng.uc.edu> sweide@uceng.uc.edu (Steven Weide) writes:
>
>Remember, only 364 more shopping days untilo Christmas.
It's still December, only 363 more shopping days until Christmas.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jimlynch@netcom.com (Jim Lynch)
Subject: Re: TV axioms
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 14:08:53 GMT

All-purpose TV axiom: The last 5 minutes of any tv show will tell the entire
story. Further, that last 5 minutes will always be the most entertaining.
Note: allow at least 10 minutes between the end of the show and the (half) hour
for commercials.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:36953 soc.culture.soviet:11411
From: mam18@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Date: 22 Dec 92 17:51:04 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: University of Scranton

In article <tls2g9n@rpi.edu>, petitc@vccnw06.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
> krz@cowan.edu.au (K.WOZNIAK) writes:
> 
>>Monolingualism is curable.
> 
>  Well, I think the biggest beef that I'd have with the Russian joke is that:
> 
> (1) Except for Russians (obviously), very few people speak Russian (that I
> know of), and that language isn't widely used.

If you don't make this remark in the beginning of the sentense, then it 
wouldn't be so obvious for me that Russian isn't widely used.  One should
know that there are 290 mln. people in x-USSR, who (you won't believe it)
speak Russian.  And also I know a lot of people in other countries, who 
speak Russian (Eastern Europe, for example).

> 
> (2) When posting to a worldwide net, it's better to keep it in a language that
> many people can understand.  And since money can't be transmitted over the net,
> English is a good substitute.  :&)

You are too selfish (as all Americans, BTW)!  Why do you think that English is
a good substitute?  Is it because you speak English and are lazy enough not
to learn any other language?  Why won't we use great French language, German,
or even Japanese?

> 
> 
> -- 
> Cat Owner/Passionate Romantic/Poet/Singer/Dreamer/Philosopher...
> That's me!  Modest?  Sometimes.  Crazy?  BETTER BELIEVE IT!! :&)
> "The greatest beauty in the world is beauty that is private."
> "Protect endangered species!  Contribute to the Exxon Supporter's Fund!"

I beleive that you are crazy, because nobody 'normal' would put his
ass volunteerly into soc.culture.soviet.  It's a BAD company!

Michael Martynov.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: etbeteille@happy.colorado.edu
Subject: Top Ten rejected Rubick puzzles or Yo-Yo tricks
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: 28 Dec 92 16:22:11 MDT


From the home office in Colorado Springs, Colorado, here are the
Top Ten rejected ideas for Rubick puzzles or yo-yo tricks:

10. Rubick's Finger
 9. Spanking the Muskrat
 8. Rolling a Big One
 7. Rubick's Blender
 6. Around the World with Nine STDs
 5. Rubick's Tomato
 4. Mecka-Lecka-High, Mecka-Hiney-Ho
 3. Bird in the Ear Canal
 2. Rubick's Athletic Supporter

... and the #1 rejected idea for Rubick puzzles or yo-yo tricks:
    Sesame Street Harlot


(by E. T. Beteille and Hans Tofu)
From: mlsmith@reed.edu (Marty L. Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Date: 22 Dec 92 10:05:57 GMT
Article-I.D.: reed.1992Dec22.100557.10024
Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon

I won't cascade here, since I sort of hate it, but the subject was colorful
expressions for vomiting.  I'm particularly fond of "talking to Earl on the
big white phone', though "driving the porcelain bus" isn't bad.
From: bvh@cse.unl.edu (Ben Hollingsworth)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Opus ascii
Date: 28 Dec 1992 08:04:25 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska--Lincoln	
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cse.unl.edu

I somehow must have missed the original posting of the ASCII opus.
Could the ORIGINAL POSTER please email me a copy?

				Thanks,
				Obi-Wan

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From: vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: I am stumped, please
Date: 3 Jan 93 11:29:00 GMT
Reply-To: vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco)
Organization: Datamax/Satalink Connection * Ivyland, PA (215) 443-9434

R >Well, I happen to know of a 70's commericial (don't remember what 
R >for) that
R >combined thirst and hungry and got "thungry".  When one gets "the
R >thungries" this product was supposed to take care of it.

Oh, I remember that one; it was an onion bagel that you dunked in 
chocolate milk<G>.  Well, I could be wrong.
L8r.


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From: guy@harlqn.co.uk (Guy Snape)
Subject: Desiderata
Organization: Harlequin Limited, Cambridge, England
Distribution: rec
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 10:27:51 GMT

I think I saw someone asking about an alternative version of
Desiderata here recently.  Here's one a friend sent me.

Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tyres.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice - even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss - and when.
Remember that two wrongs never make a right,
But that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on 'HOLD'.
Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.

	You are a fluke of the universe ...
	You have no right to be here.
	Whether you can hear it or not, the universe
	Is laughing behind your back.


Is that what you were looking for, WHOEVER YOU ARE?!

Have a COOL YULE, and an inebriated New Year, y'all, love Guy xx

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Those who like horsey noises say "Nay!"   #|My opinions, not my employer's|#
From: henrik@tde.lth.se (Henrik B|rjeson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Things that never crossed their minds
Date: 30 Dec 92 14:07:50 GMT
Distribution: rec
Organization: Applied Electronics, Lund University, Lund, Sweden


At this time of the year the papers are full of top ten list of worst,
best, most frequent and least whatever. But there is still one list
left: The "this really never crossed my mind" list so here it comes

Sinead O'Connor: Should I tell the world or keep it to myself ?
John McEnroe: I don't care, it all evens out in the long run
Jimmy Page: Hmm, perhaps we should just skip the guitar solo...
Bill Clinton: If I'll not inhale, what's the point of putting it in my
mouth ?
Adolf Hitler: I'll have the Rhinelands and that's it.
Michael Jackson: There is no such thing as a perfect face.
Ingmar Bergman: How about making it a cartoon...
.
.
.
Keep them coming

Henrik





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Xref: sparky rec.humor:36920 soc.culture.soviet:11378
From: krz@cowan.edu.au (K.WOZNIAK)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Date: 22 Dec 92 06:09:46 GMT
Organization: The University of Western Australia
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: scorpion.ac.cowan.edu.au

roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle) writes:

[ text in Russian deleted]

>Bu Lhel, qba'g or fhpu n cevpxyrff nffubyr.  Whfg jevgr lbhe tbqqnza fuvg
>va Ratyvfu, bx?

>Bcvavbaf ner abg gubfr bs rzcyblre, pyvragf, be pyvrag'f phfgbzref.

>Curt

Monolingualism is curable.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tjreynol@zephyr.cair.du.edu (Jumpin Dude)
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Organization: University of Denver
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 92 06:09:22 GMT

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA



Kill file time.

Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
From: schumach@convex.com (Richard A. Schumacher)
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Organization: CONVEX Computer Corporation, Richardson, Tx., USA
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 22:40:46 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.


>>>>>So there's this new ad on North-American tv for Pepto-Bismol fast-acting
>>>>>formula.  The scene involves a man who is having (ahem) abdominal distress
>>>>>during a movie.  He has to leave the movie (and disturb all the people in
>>>>>his row) because of it.  Fortunately Pepto-Bismol comes to the rescue.
>>>>>The last cut shows the happy couple leaving the movie theatre, and there
>>>>>is NOTHING on the movie marquee overhead!!! Here's the rec.humor challenge: 
>>>>>what movie did they see?  What would you have liked to see on the marquee?  
>>>>>How about:  "Logan's Run"?  Any other movie suggestions?
>>>
>>>>"Silent and Deadly".
>>>>"The Black Hole"
>>>
>>>"Silent Running" 
>>>"Run Silent, Run Deep"
>>>"See You Next Wednesday"
>>>"Bringing Up Baby"
>>>"48 Hours"
>>
>>The Blob
>>A River Runs Through It
>>Squeeze Play
>>City Slickers
>>Lethal Weapon
>>Deliverance
>
>Howard's End

"That Uncertain Feeling"
"How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
"Popi"
"Birth Of A Nation"
"My Dinner With Andre"
"Diner"
"Eating Raoul"
"Seven Days In May"
"Some Like It Hot"
"Night Moves"
From: corsair@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Gregory Pius)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: re: test
Date: 31 Dec 92 16:53:12 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

rpaulos@pmeh-po.pmeh.uiowa.edu writes:
> In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu write
> >In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Rich
> >> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berk
> >>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Tw
> >>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas
> >>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron H
> >>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (
> >>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
> >>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
> >>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
> >>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
> >>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
> >>> This is starting to make me snore.
> >>is this the rec.humor people adore?
> >Or is it porn,which is hard core.?
> Let's ask Tipper Gore.
Or maybe we could ash Dinah Shore.


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From: pts2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (PAUL THOMAS STROBL)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Help me, please!
Date: 22 Dec 92 00:18:15 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

I don't know exactly how it started*  Maybe it's
just my computer's change in activities, but I
have irregular periods*  Somebody please help me*
Does anyone have any advice?

Thank you*

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: reid@ucs.indiana.edu (Frank Reid)
Subject: Dingalings
Keywords: salvation army
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 18:23:47 GMT

The Salvation Army should make a deal with prostitutes during the
Christmas season:  If some women are going to stand on street
corners anyway, they might as well ring bells.

[No disrespect implied--  I greatly admire the Salavation Army for
being a non-phony charity.]

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jlien@kean.ucs.mun.ca
Subject: Christmas Poems! Yay!
Organization: Memorial University. St.John's Nfld, Canada
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 19:57:55 GMT

   Hmmm.. A few poems to spark the Christmas Spirit... (even though it's 
Christmas eve.. *8))
 
            Christmas Morning
              -----------------
              I wake up,
              It's around 1:00am,
              It's dark,
              I can see the lights on the tree,
              There's a fire in our living room,
              I call the fire-men,
              With their sirens ablast,
              They come to my door,
              I yell at them,
              I throw rocks,
              For they want to steal my presents,
              They want to make them soggy,
              And moist,
              Oh yes,
              So moist,
              And juicy,
              Too bad my parents and siblings are burning to death,
              At least they left their presents...
 
 
              Sanity Claus
              ------------
              It was Christmas morning and all through the house,
              Not a creature was stirring, not even a professional chef,
              The Stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
              They were our neighbors until daddy hung them there,
              In hopes that St. Nick would someday come here,
              We all yell and scream at each other in fear,
              For he's a nasty little fellow with big pointed teeth,
              Who carries a knife and has a necklace, a wreath,
              He eats people's skin and crushes their bones,
              But doesn't even give anything not even a loan,
              With interest...
              Dad checks out the shotgun, make sure it's okay,
              For when he has to blow Santa away...
              With a "Hohoho" and a "BLAMBLAMBLAM!",
              Mommy scrapes the walls and makes Christmas Jam..
              Be careful this Christmas, you cretins,
              For Santa might be longin' for some eatin's...
 
    BWAHHAHAH!! Good night time childrens story! *8)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: murali@emily.polymer.uakron.edu (Murali Cotah)
Subject: another KGB joke
Organization: Institute of Polymer Science, University of Akron
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 20:52:56 GMT

Keywords: 

"knock Knock"

"knock knock who"

"KGB"

"KGB who"
"We ask the questions"

cotah
From: vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Where do jokes get st
Date: 21 Dec 92 17:36:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Datamax/Satalink Connection * Ivyland, PA (215) 443-9434
Reply-To: vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco) 

HA>|> The truth is that jokes are the independent variable in an 
HA>extraterrestrial social science experiement

Oh, OK!  See, I had always heard that they came from the Joke 
Fairy(even the homophobic ones), who is a sprite-like creature, 
born during the Golden Age of Greece, who travels the world, 
recycling the three original jokes.  What I heard happens is, 
TJF(The Joke Fairy) started out with 3 jokes(the one about the 
traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter, the one about the 
guy who walks into a bar, and the original dumb blonde joke) from 
Greece and travelled to Troy and told them to some locals.  Then 
he went to each country, in turn, retelling the joke, without 
embellishment or variations of any kind(he is, after all, TJF).  
As his travels eventually brought him back to his point of origin, 
he would tell the jokes again and someone would tell him three 
similar jokes they had heard recently(actually, they were the same 
three jokes, but modified greatly as a result of the 
"whisper-down-the=lane phwnomenon).  He then took these new jokes 
and made the rounds again... and again... adding to the world's 
arsenal of humor.  Well, as the number of countries and the size 
of the civilized world, grew, so did the variations on the three 
original jokes, being modified by temperment, ethnic variety and 
the current state of world politics and other global conditions.  
This also explains why there are so few "Dark Ages" jokes.  As an 
aside, most of the "jewish-joke" variations come from Western 
Europe, while the Dumb blonde variants come mainly from Southeast 
Asia.  The "Why did the chicken cross the road?" variety stems 
from the African Continent and, as you all probably already know, 
Knock-knock jokes originated in Poland, but nobody understood 
them, so Czechoslovakia(sp?) usually got the credit.  But, you're
saying this isn't how it actually happened, huh?  Oh, well, I 
guess I should've realized it was just a story when I learned the 
truth about Santa Claus<G>.  
Speaking of which, Happy Holidays to all on the Net.


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From: J019800@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: YOU MISSED A LINE. 100.00$ IT'S A SHORT RIDE. AND IF THE RUBBER BREAKS
Date: 23 Dec 92 18:43:09 GMT
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.

YOU MISSED A LINE. 100.00$, IT'S A SHORT RIDE, AND IF THE RUBBER BREAKS
YOUR DEAD.
From: dogbowl@dogbox.acme.gen.nz (Kennelmeister)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 92 19:29:02 +1300
Organization: The Dawghaus BBS, Palmerston North, New Zealand (+64 6 357 9245)

> >	"Talking to porcelain telephone"
> "technicolor belch"
> "praying to the porcelain goddess"

Making a Pavement pizza

Joseph! ( and his amazing technicolour yawn )

HELICOPTER!! (projectile vomiting while spinning)

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From: tmabthor@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Thomas M. Abthorpe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: I am stumped, please help!
Date: 30 Dec 1992 15:40:53 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

I was posed with this question recently and I cannot find an answer, my
online dictionary does not give the solution...

There are three words in the English language that end in 'gry'...

hungry
angry
*gry

Whatever might it be?
--
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tmabthor@Flash.LakeheadU.Ca 

Stupidity, like a virtue, is it's own reward!
From: f005@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: happy holidays
Date: 22 Dec 92 16:09:51 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Merry Syphillis and a Clappy New Year to all you netters.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 16:58:15 GMT

In <NAEEM.92Dec30194521@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:

>Steve, you raise a legitimate point. But, I am unable to take such things
>as lightly. Do you get attacked for your different-ness? Of course not?

   Don't be ridiculous. Of course I do. I'm 6'5 mate... Are you going to
tell me I don't get "tall" jokes every day? I love 'em. In fact, maybe this
is a good time to ask if there are some good TALL JOKES out there for me?
Anyone? 
   In any case, being presumptuous and jumping to conclusions will not make
you popular, and it will most certainly take away any credibility you once
had. Anyways, on with the laughs!

Steve Franklin
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From: bobwest@code3 (Bob Westover)
Subject: Re: REQUEST: Smiley's
Keywords: smileys
Organization: 3M HIS
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 19:45:31 GMT

Here's my contribution to the smiley list:

(-:-)   User is a Siamese Twin



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From: mckechne@spot.wrc.xerox.com (chris mckechney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Keywords: gross gross gross gross gross
Date: 30 Dec 92 17:27:27 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Xerox

In article <1992Dec29.203225.16487@cbnewsh.cb.att.com> andy@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (andy.russo) writes:
>[[[ NOTE: Distribution Changed - Limited To North America ]]]
>
>In article <3921@mdavcr.mda.ca> vida@mdavcr.mda.ca (Vida Morkunas) writes:
>>So there's this new ad on North-American tv for Pepto-Bismol fast-acting
>>formula.  The scene involves a man who is having (ahem) abdominal distress
>>during a movie.  He has to leave the movie (and disturb all the people in
>>his row) because of it.  Fortunately Pepto-Bismol comes to the rescue.
>>The last cut shows the happy couple leaving the movie theatre, and there
>>is NOTHING on the movie marquee overhead!!!
>>
>>Here's the rec.humor challenge:  what movie did they see?  What would you
>>have liked to see on the marquee?  
>>
>>How about:  "Logan's Run"?  Any other movie suggestions?
>
or "Lethal Weapon" !!!!


Chris McKechney