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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: zebras
From: cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 10:38:41 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In alt.tasteless.jokes article <1i3gneINNpl0@shelley.u.washington.edu> seb@hardy.u.washington.edu (-s e b a s t i a n-) writes:
>>What did the black guy say as he was falling off his zebra?
>>"now you see me, now you don't...now you see me, now you don't..etc..etc
>
>	here's one: what do u call the baby that is born by
>		    a black daddy and a white mommy?
>
>			zebra :) 
>
>		     ssss               bbb       
>		   sss   s              bbb       
>		  ssss        eeee      bbb       
>		  ssss       eeeeee    bbb bbb    
>		  sssss      ee  ee    bbbb  bbb  
>		  ssssss    eee  ee    bbb   bbbb   
>		   sssss    eee  ee    bbb   bbbb 
>		   ssssss   eeeeee     bbb   bbb  
>		    sssss   ee        bbb   bbbb  
>		     ssss   ee   e    bbb   bbb   
>		 ss  ss      eeee     bbb bb      
>		   ss                         

What DO you get when you integrate Eflat?

Mitch.
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: Atheists "stir up shit" (was Re: Religion = Anything that's fun)
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 16:16:03 GMT

mam@jcnpc.cmhnet.org (Mike A. McAngus) signs in alt.atheism:

[">"s removed]

-- 
Mike McAngus (mam@jcnpc.cmhnet.org)| Let the raucous sleigh bells ringle   | Tom
The Truth is still the Truth	   | Hail our dear old fried Chris Kringle |Lehrer
Even if you choose to ignore it.   | Driving his reindeer across the sky
I wasn't sure if anyone would join | Don't stand underneath when they fly by. 


Ok, it's only four lines...except that it's been turned into five lines, 
thanks to having a charter membership in the...you know the rest.

-- 
Keith Lim      Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada.
Disclaimer: all views expressed are my own only, and not those of SFU.
This .sig for use only in alt.fan.warlord. My other .sig is very warlordable.
From: kneale@noao.edu (ruth a. kneale)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Funny headlines
Date: 22 Dec 92 16:03:09 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

In article <1992Dec22.014207.3983@news.stolaf.edu> hakari@lars.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (The Conformist Contrabass Clarinetist) writes:

>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>
>                           /--------\ 
>                           | /----\  |
>			   | |     | |
>Andrea Hakari              | |     | |
>St. Olaf College           | |     | |
>Northfield, MN  55057      | |     | |/-| -----------------------------------
>	                   | |/-------  | -----------------------------------
>                           | /  ______  | -----------------------------------
>                           | | /   | |\_| -----------------------------------
>	                   | | |   | |    -----@-----------------------------
>		  _oo__    | | |   | |	    ---  -@.-- ----&-- --- -- -- --
>                 /_||_ \__/  | |   | |      -@-      & -&-   &  -& -- &  --
>	              \_____/| |   |Oo                             #&    --
>		             | |  <|o|                                   @
>		             | |  <|o|           
>			     | |  <|o|             
>			     | |  <|_b     Name that ^^^^^^^^^ tune...
>Feel free to use this 	     | |   | BP          
>in the ascii sigs	     | |   | P	   So far, one person's got it right!
>post.  I've got 2 more	     | |   |o|        
>clarinet-type pics!	     | |   |o|		  
>	                     | |   ^o|
>			     | |   BB|
>			     | |   P |
>	                     | |   |_|
>	                     | |   | |
>                            T| |   | |
>                           C|| |   | |
>                            L| \__/  |
>                             |\_____/
>                             |
>                             |
>                             |
>                             |
>                             |
>                             |


Now, this _has_ to have been warlorded before.

Attack of the 50-Foot Clarinet!  Run! Run!

whee!
-- 
			Acid house, it's pure and it's simple
ruth a. kneale		Crank the bass and kick up the tempo
rkneale@noao.edu	Then let the rhythm take control
			Of your mind, your body, and your soul (DJ Danny)
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Health Care Rights?
Date: 29 Dec 92 14:58:56 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.philosophy.objectivism, <1992Dec28.204148.9169@midway.uchicago.edu> 
stylian@aramis.uucp (Philip Stylianos) writes:

>-- 
>                                /
>  |)| .|.   (`L  |.            /  C is good.  C works.
>  | ||||||) _)|\/||([|)()(`   /
>         |     / _________)  /

I'm *not* making this up, you know!

--jm
meach@happy.holiday.of.your.choice   |  How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: rationality
Date: 25 Dec 92 18:11:06 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.philosophy.objectivism, article <1hdq1gINNnn2@bigboote.WPI.EDU> 
udumudi@vanilla (u v babu srinivas) writes:

>--
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>|                                                                         |
>|                                                                         |
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mmmmmmmmmm. . . the ultimate Zen .Signature
[or the ultimate .wpi .signature!]

--jm
meach@what.goes.around.comes.around     |  Yes, I *know* it's Christmas Day!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Comparison of Alpha, MIPS and PA-RISC-II wanted
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 92 20:59:37 GMT

In comp.arch, rlyle@nl.oracle.com (Rob Lyle  Wizard of Ozje) signs:

> -- 
> Robert P K Lyle		#include <std_disclaimer.h>	**********************
> UNIX System Manager					 If I could play the
> ORACLE Nederland					Blue Peter theme tune
> Rijnzathe 6,	 					   here, I would.
> 3454 PV  						**********************
> De Meern
> E-mail:  rlyle@nl.oracle.com				FAX:     +31 3406 65603
> Voice:   +31 3406 94211					Private: +31 10 4809140


The t	a		b da	mage makes this 8 line wonder look
worse than it really is, but not much.

OK, Voice and FAX numbers I've seen before, but what's this "Private"
number?  Is this his own personal phone sex hotline?

If I had a Blue Peter, I certainly wouldn't brag about it.  I'd try to
do something to warm it up.

\rperkins [tm]

-- 
Kevin
The Meach didn't make me do it - I did it of my... what?... Oh yeah...
"My own Free Will."  Yeah, that's it. (Ouch!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: The IQ unlimited computer...
From: cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 12:27:56 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <1i3om8INN8mf@ub.d.umn.edu> cbusch@ub.d.umn.edu (Chris) writes:
>
>   I realize that this question doesnt exactly apply here...
>   I was watching tv and saw an info-commercial for  the IQ unlimited
>computer.  I was wondering exactly what processor, memory, etc it has
>and how it performs.  I think it is a POS and I dont plan to buy it...
>But I am curious. Thanx
>
>--
>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Chris Busch     cbusch@ub.d.umn.edu =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
> C(o_o))        _                        "The use of COBOL cripples the
>   (=)         (_ -|- -|- is the         mind; its teaching should, 
>  --|--        language of choice.       therefore, be reguarded as a
>   /^\      Protest the use of BASIC!    criminal offense." -E.W. Dijkista
>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
>

The use of barfulous vomitous .sigs cripples the mind; it's use should,
therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense." - Any sane minded person.

Gotta love that Thalidomide victim too!

Mitch.
Sick Twisted Fuck[tm] in training.
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: How come apple.exe misses the ROM file?
Keywords: ROM apple
Date: 21 Dec 92 15:28:49 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.emulators.ibmpc.apple2, article <aspoon.724819765@ee.ualberta.ca> 
aspoon@ee.ualberta.ca (Alvin Poon) writes:

>Alvin
>-- 
>_____\ Computer Engineering  \________________/ Alvin Poon~{EKN0;y~}/________
>\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\ /'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/
> >      University of Alberta          X        aspoon@ee.UALBERTA.CA      <
>/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/ \`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\

Say what you like. . . anyone capable of cramming this much ugly into four
short lines, *deserves* to be held up to public ridicule.

And the same goes for anyone with the name 'Alvin Poon'.

--jm
meach@nor.ten.foot.pole  | I love George, even though we disagree on everything 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dgaudet@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Dean Gaudet)
Subject: Re: Help!
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 04:41:12 GMT

In alt.stupidity article <725088884snx@sound.demon.co.uk> Chris@sound.demon.co.uk (Chris J Lamb) signs:
>
>O--------------------------------------------------------------------------O
>| "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." |
>|                                     - Inigo Montoya "The Princess Bride" |
>O----------------------------------O----------------------------O----------O
>|InterNet - Chris@Sound.Demon.Co.Uk| QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM |Chris Lamb|
>O----------------------------------O----------------------------O----------O
>| Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones    |
>| neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh,      |
>| because what is that thing.                                              |
>O--------------------------------------------------------------------------O

This is really unfair... I'm supposed to be packing for a trip, and it's
late, and he has to hit me with this signature?  No respect.

1.  Can we have a spelling check on "Inigo Montoya"?  Doesn't look right.
2.  This guy's keyboard is screwed up.  Either that or he's got about 11
    fingers on each hand.  That keyboard would be worse than those anal
    alphabetic order keyboards one might find on cheap hand-held computers.
3.  ah hell... Someone wanna tell Chris what those screeching things are?
    I have to go find some clean clothes to pack.

Dean
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: heatherb@picea.CFNR.ColoState.EDU (Heather Bean)
Subject: Re: A Christmas offering
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 23:22:28 GMT
Organization: College of Natural Resources, Colo. State Univ.

In article <85708@ut-emx.uucp> swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum) writes:
>In article <9212171951.AA00291@niwot> grassp-list@max.cecer.army.mil writes:
>>^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
>>   Ronald Thomas                         ^  ront@meeker.cfnr.colostate.edu
>>    Natural Resource Spec. (GIS)         ^  
>>     Resource Management Division        ^   Phone: 303-586-3565  x285
>>      Rocky Mountain National Park       ^          700-323-7285  (FTS)
>>       Estes Park, CO  80517             ^ 
>>^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
>
>	I hope he's not really in charge of managing this nation's valuable
>resources, because his fence is so full of holes, they'll all escape before
>you can say, "meeker meeker meeker".
>
>	I'm sorry.  I just like saying "meeker".

AH-HA!  I always suspected it...Everyone wishes they could work for the
ol' CFNR here at Colorado State...JUST FOR THE MACHINE NAMES.  Sigh.  I know
that's why I'm still here...

OPUNTIA! OPUNTIA! OPUNTIA!

H. 
'Zirkel' is still my fave, though...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Funny headlines
In-reply-to: kneale@noao.edu's message of 22 Dec 92 16:03:09 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 11:25:08 EST

In article <1992Dec22.160309.5212@noao.edu> kneale@noao.edu (ruth a. kneale) writes:

>In article <1992Dec22.014207.3983@news.stolaf.edu> hakari@lars.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (The Conformist Contrabass Clarinetist) writes:
>>Northfield, MN  55057      | |     | |/-| -----------------------------------
>>	                   | |/-------  | -----------------------------------
>>                           | /  ______  | -----------------------------------
>>                           | | /   | |\_| -----------------------------------
>>	                   | | |   | |    -----@-----------------------------
>>		  _oo__    | | |   | |	    ---  -@.-- ----&-- --- -- -- --
>>                 /_||_ \__/  | |   | |      -@-      & -&-   &  -& -- &  --
>>	              \_____/| |   |Oo                             #&    --
>>		             | |  <|o|                                   @
>>		             | |  <|o|           
>>			     | |  <|o|             
>>			     | |  <|_b     Name that ^^^^^^^^^ tune...
>>Feel free to use this 	     | |   | BP          
>>in the ascii sigs	     | |   | P	   So far, one person's got it right!
>>post.  I've got 2 more	     | |   |o|        

I listened to my workstation screen very carefully for nearly five
minutes and came to the conclusion it was 4'33" by John Cage. Either
that or J.S. Bach's "Little" Fugue in G Minor, but I don't recall Bach
wrote for contrabass clarinet very much.

The challenge gets harder with each citation, thanks to
TabDamageMan![tm] 

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ? "YourSigIsUgly" ?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    *   - some frosh  *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? * *mcmxciibo* * ? WPI 77 ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/  ?
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: HELPLINE for 9-12 students
Date: 1 Jan 93 22:33:45 GMT
Organization: UB

In k12.sys.channel16 <1992Dec30.234108.871@whscdp.whs.edu> 
stdnt152@whscdp.whs.edu (An elephant is only a mouse built to government specs.)writes:

>-- 
>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
>====================================================================)))O
>////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
>
>                          *
>                    ------ ------
>              ------  ---------  ------
>        ------	 		       ------
>  ------          -----------------          ------
>        ------     Richard P. Haas     ------
>  ------      W>H>S Education Facility       ------
>        ------ stdnt152@whscdp.whs.edu ------         
>  ------     Milwaukee, Wisconsin  53210     ------
>        ------     (414) 449-2765      ------
>  ------	  -----------------          ------
>        ------                         ------
> 	      ------  ---------  ------  
>       		    ------ ------
>                          *

Have I truly discovered Excalibur at last?  [In *Milwaukee*?  Get real!]

Now you see what happens when you design a .sig to government specifications!

--jm
meach@happy.new.year   |  C'mon, George!  That TabDamage is *so* egregious...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chip@tct.com (Chip Salzenberg)
Subject: Re: Red Drawf text adventure
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 15:21:02 GMT
Organization: TC Telemanagement, Clearwater, FL

According to st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu:
>In article <9212170043.AA01862@pserv.CFSMO.Honeywell.COM>, Otto Heuer #3 <ottoh3@cfsmo.honeywell.com> writes:
>>
>>
>>C, Pascal, Fortran, BASIC, Assembly Language, Snobol, Ada, APL, Prolog, LISP
>>Unix, MS-DOS, ProDOS       .  .   .   .... .  .   .   .   .   .   .
>>ottoh@cfsmo.honeywell.com  :..: .:.:. :    :.' .. :`.': .:.:. :`. :
>>hackman@pnet51.orb.mn.org  :  : :   : :... : `.   :   : :   : :  `:
>
>	What I want to know is, how did he get all those sand fleas (plus a
>few centipedes, I see) to go into a formation like that? It's really quite
>impressive.

It's a CATERPILLAR, ya midwestern...

  ...ah, never mind.

-- 
Chip Salzenberg at Teltronics/TCT  <chip@tct.com>, <73717.366@compuserve.com>
  "you make me want to break the laws of time and space / you make me
   want to eat pork / you make me want to staple bagles to my face /
   and remove them with a pitchfork" -- Weird Al Yankovic, "You Make Me"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chrispi@microsoft.com (Chris Pirih)
Subject: Re: Technology and Morality in LOTR (was Re: new theory on bombadil)
Date: 19 Dec 92 23:33:19 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

;> _________Pratice Safe .Signature! Prevent Dangerous Signature Virii!_______
;> Guildenstern: Our names shouted in a certain dawn ... a message ... a
;>               summons ... There must have been a moment, at the beginning,
;>               where we could have said -- no. But somehow we missed it.
;
;Safe .Signature indeed. I'm sure that if I thought long&hard enough, I could
;find something witty to say about this. But it's just too early in the morning.

The keybounce inspires me.

Veni vidi viciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!11!1!@@!@@!!@@!!111

---
chris
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Dead Cat
Date: 28 Dec 92 19:46:14 GMT
Organization: st. alfonso's pancake breakfast

In article <1992Dec28.132034.3266@e2big.mko.dec.com> a_fraser@level.dec.com (Andy Fraser) writes:

>Andy Fraser     a_fraser@spezko.dec.com
>		--or-- ...!decwrl!spezko.dec.com!a_fraser
>		--or-- a_fraser%spezko.dec@decwrl.dec.com
>                --or-- SPEZKO::A_FRASER
>
>        +===========================================================+
>        |         Alligator sandwich, and make it _snappy_!         |
>        |                           Because                         |
>        |                CROC'n'ROLL is here to stay!               |
>        +===========================================================+

wow..all those addresses....should i just pick one out of a hat? 

does alligator taste like chicken?

bah.

--
		    -just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: unga engineering schools
Date: 21 Dec 92 15:54:14 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)

In article <1gspfaINNaet@uwm.edu>, leonardo@csd4 (Paul Scott Bartelt) signs:

                                     \ 	 	....Going to extremes...
                                     / 
                                     \        Paul Scott Bartelt
                                     |    
                     _______         \ 		 aka leonardo....  
          *---------(  _)(__(()      /  	....@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
   ________________ / _\_____________\____________  
   )_KVC_comp_8.3__(  /   \___________K2K2K2K2K2__>
 __________________( (  *  )_________/__________
 )_KVC_comp_8.3____(  \___/_________K2K2K2K2K2__>
                    \   /___         \
            *-------(__)(__(()       /     	 ....No falls....
                                     |    	....No balls...
                                     /
                                    /
                                    \
.....somebody stole my spell checker.....
-- 
You can have it back as soon as you turn off your K2 sigomatic.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Binary clock for X Windows.
Keywords: keywords?  we don't need no steeking key words!
Date: 24 Dec 92 21:50:02 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In alt.sources.d and alt.foklore.computers:

[Ten quoted lines, two "original"]
[quoting characters excised]


.qggL     .gggr.                                  
  PMML    /|MM                                    
  |!MM,  /`|MM   .d/"q,  qgg;+Ml qgg;+Ml vgg. .y. 
  | YMM,j' |MM   MM;.jMl |MM` "  |MM` "   qM| j`  
  |  qM#'  |MM   MM|     |MM     |MM       MMg'   
.j|.  qF  .+MM.. 'MMbxr` jMM.    jMM.      'MF    
                                         x, /     
                                         v#'      

  .x/--\xxl ,xx               ,gb           .                                 
.dMT    'q| |MM               '"'         .dM                                 
dMM       ` |MM/dMg,  qgg;+Ml qgg  j/"`+  qMM-. ,g'`fg,  qgg/dM#,w#Mb  j/"`+  
MMM         |MM  MM|  |MM` "  |MM  MMbx/  |MM   `P'.jM|  |MM  |M|  MM  MMbx/  
'MMl      . |MM  MM|  |MM     |MM  .`vMMl |MM   ,gP`|M|  |MM  |M|  MM  .`vMMl 
 'vMb...r/` jMM..MM|. jMM.    jMM. +,.,P' 'MMx: MM|r+M|. jMM..dM|..MM, +,.,P' 
     ""                                                                       
-- 
Ray E. Saddler III             ___ ___ ___ ___     ___  "they say Confucius
P.O. Box 24346 M/S 2L-21      /__//  //__  /  /\ //  _   does his crossword
Seattle, WA  98124-0346 USA  /__//__//__ _/_ /  //__/    with a pen"   Tori
saddler@bcstec.ca.boeing.com    Computer Services       "Hello Earth!" KaTe


"Goodbye Ray!" afw

Geez, if you're going to make a huge font, do ya HAFTA do a gigantic
Times Roman?

(Oh no! I mentioned a _real_ font in alt.fan.warlord!)

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (If it makes anyone feel any better, the smaller font is the very
rare Italicized PickUpSticks Sans Readability . . .)

It fills me with shame to admit this, but the first time I saw this,
I didn't even notice the 80-point misspelling.
-- 
I'll be in San Francisco in early January. What shouldn't I miss?
E-mail suggestions to the address cleverly hidden in the header.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Subject: Re: Mailing List Creation Tips, Protocols?
Reply-To: pt@compass.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 16:54:04 GMT

In news.newusers.questions (I know - shooting fish in a barrel)
rana@rintintin.Colorado.EDU (Nabeel Ahmad Rana) signs:

>Sincerely,
>
>
>-- 
>||\\  ||         //\\     ||\\         *******************    (Note: 
>|| \\ ||        //==\\    ||//         * LOVE FOR ALL    *     views    
>||  \\||abeel  //    \\.  ||\\ana      * HATRED FOR NONE *      are 
>[e-mail: rana@rintintin.colordo.edu]   *******************     mine) 

I HATE anybody who has a sig like this...

-- 
I'm the News Administrator at this site, and you're not!
I just administer the news, I don't make or state policy.
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: cancel <1993Jan1.211318.29263@krk.fi>
Date: 3 Jan 93 03:23:34 GMT
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH

pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:

> EVERYTHING?  But I've already read the bible - I've got it on my desk right
> now - White cover, Blue letters, Title: "The C Programming Language",
> Authors: Kernighan and Ritchie.

That's the Old Testament.  The New Testament has a drawing of a camel
on the cover and was co-authored by some guy named Wall who seems to
have written most of the really useful software on the net including
the interpreter for the language that the book describes.

-- 
Kevin     "It's the quintessential 'shell script from hell.'
           People sometimes gather their friends around and
           run it just for the entertainment value."
                   - Larry Wall on "Configure"