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From: Anneliese Kropf <akropf@mariner.amc.edu.au>
Subject: Help finding Shoei Helmets
Organization: Australian Maritime College
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1a2
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 03:53:39 GMT

I am after 2 Kenny Roberts replica Shoei helmets and as usual there
aren't any (actually only one and in the wrong size) available in
Tasmania and the new range is comming out now so the distributor doesn't
have any.  If someone has seen these at a bike shop anywhere, please let
me know.  Thanks in advance.

Anneliese Kropf
Australian Maritime College
Launceston,  Tasmania
Newsgroups: aus.motorcycles
From: tuned@cheops.qld.tne.oz.au (David_Tune)
Subject: KATANA info
Organization: Telecom Australia, TNE Computer Support Services
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 05:46:04 GMT



	A young mate of mine is interested in details of the '85 Katana, which
I believe was the model with the pop-up headlight. He has heard that there may
be some problems with the electrics, and wants to know if there are any other
known problems with this model.
	I'd also be interested in some idea of it's performance, as I'm sure as
soon as he gets a bike he'll want to give my GPZ900r a challenge, and it would
be nice to know what to expect.
	Thanks for any info.

	D.T.
Newsgroups: aus.motorcycles
From: brent@socs.uts.edu.au (Disco Inferno Curtis)
Subject: Re: KATANA info
Reply-To: brent@socs.uts.edu.au
Organization: University of Technology, Sydney
Date:  7 Nov 92 02:39:16 GMT

tuned@cheops.qld.tne.oz.au (David_Tune) writes:


 >	A young mate of mine is interested in details of the '85 Katana, which
 >I believe was the model with the pop-up headlight. He has heard that there may
 >be some problems with the electrics, and wants to know if there are any other
 >known problems with this model.

I know very little about anything BUT I do remember all the fuss over the 
GSX1100's and their cutesy 16" front wheel. Dunno about Katanas, though.

I'd love to know the final outcome of all that. Are those 16" a bit sensitive
to oz roads? Or is it just choosing the right tyres? Anyone got one?

                    Brent.

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Newsgroups: aus.motorcycles,aus.news
From: brent@socs.uts.edu.au (Disco Inferno Curtis)
Subject: Re: aus.driving, coming soon.
Reply-To: brent@socs.uts.edu.au
Organization: University of Technology, Sydney
Date: 12 Nov 92 23:55:31 GMT

(Iain Sinclair) writes:

 >Next week, I'll newgroup aus.driving.  It's for those of you who own
 >cars, or who like to post articles about cars.  Such articles need
 >to be posted somewhere other than aus.general.
 >
 >Post to aus.news if you have any objections to the name.

How about aus.cage, aus.coffin or aus.generic.volvo?

                         Brent.

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Newsgroups: aus.motorcycles
From: pcm@sincity.bby.oz.au (Paul McLeish)
Subject: Re: I got a nail in my tyre/tire
Followup-To: aus.motorcycles
Organization: /home/leo/users/pcm/.organization
Distribution: aus
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 22:24:40 GMT

>>>>> On 3 Nov 92 06:39:21 GMT, twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD) said:

Tony> Hello people,

Tony> The subject sez it all. It's about one inch long, and air comes out when I
Tony> remove it. What should I do about it? I'm sure I can't just leave it in 
Tony> as it's bound to start leaking sooner or later.

Tony> Anyone got any good ideas??.

Tony> If your'e reading this in rec.motorcycles, please E-mail me as our rec.
Tony> newsfeed has been cut till we come up with an => 9600 bps modem.

Tony> Ta in advance

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Tony>   /     \    Co-Cam Computer Group        Fax:    +61 3 417 7857
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The danger for you here is that your wheel is now unbalanced, due to
the extra weight on one side of the wheel.  This of course is
extremely dangerous, and could lead to excess wobble under braking
etc.  Prior to doing the obvious (ie. fixing it), I suggest you buy
another one inch nail and drive it into your tyre on the opposite side
of the rim.  This should ensure that you maintain a balanced
distribution of weight around the rim, which will of course provide a
far smoother ride than having one nail in the tyre.  You might also
consider putting a couple of nails in the other tyre, just to ensure
the front to rear weight distribution is also constant - having the
bike marginally heavier than normal at on end or the other is also
quite dangerous.

Paul
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From: tony@ariel.ucs.unimelb.EDU.AU (Tony Molina)
Newsgroups: aus.motorcycles
Subject: Bike paint job req.
Date: 5 Nov 1992 14:44:07 +1100
Organization: University of Melbourne
NNTP-Posting-Host: ariel.ucs.unimelb.edu.au
Summary: paint
Keywords: paint

Hi gang,

Can anybody suggest somewhere I can take my Honda VF1000 for a complete re-sprayI think I've given up on the idea of re-spraying in its original colours (over $1000 for Candy Colour).

I prefer somewhere that doesn't require me to dissamble/assemble the bike
myself but do the finished job (I'm not lazy but I don't trust myself).

Thanks people,

= Tony =
 

Xref: sparky aus.motorcycles:230 rec.motorcycles:38398
From: twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD)
Newsgroups: aus.motorcycles,rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: I got a nail in my tyre/tire
Date: 6 Nov 92 04:00:04 GMT
Followup-To: aus.motorcycles
Organization: Co-Cam Computer Group, Oz

In article <johnd.720911324@cortex.physiol.su.oz.au> johnd@cortex.physiol.su.oz.au (John Dodson) writes:
>In <1548@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au> twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD) writes:
>
>
>You get it repaired ! either buy a new inner tube & fit it (assuming you never
>go over 80kph ;-) or get the Tyre "Plugged & Tubed" or buy a new tyre.
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -Why? As long as the wheel is balanced what difference would
a tube make to max speed?
>
>Once you have done one of the above I'd suggest putting the nail in your ear
>so that next time you get a nail in your tyre you remember what to do with it.

I did this, but the nail got sucked into my head by the vacuum. Mow my head
rattles whenever I move it! Real annoying

>johnd@physiol.su.oz.au


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Newsgroups: aus.motorcycles
From: johnd@cortex.physiol.su.oz.au (John Dodson)
Subject: Re: I got a nail in my tyre/tire
Organization: Department of Physiology, University of Sydney, NSW, Australia
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 04:42:11 GMT

In <1560@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au> twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD) writes:

>In article <johnd.720911324@cortex.physiol.su.oz.au> johnd@cortex.physiol.su.oz.au (John Dodson) writes:
>>In <1548@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au> twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD) writes:
>>You get it repaired ! either buy a new inner tube & fit it (assuming you never
>>go over 80kph ;-) or get the Tyre "Plugged & Tubed" or buy a new tyre.
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ -Why? As long as the wheel is balanced what difference would
>a tube make to max speed?

If you have never come of a bike after a puncture/blowout at over 80kph it
is difficult to explain.

johnd@physiol.su.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.tex
From: eam@ccadfa.cc.adfa.oz.au (Eric A Magnusson)
Subject: chapterbib and cite style files
Organization: Australian Defence Force Academy, Canberra, Australia
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 23:55:20 GMT

Hi,

I've just got chapterbib.sty for my thesis and 
there are two small problems that I hoped someone
might be able help me with solving.

ONE - I can't get a total bib at the end of the
thesis containg all the references from all chapters.

TWO - The function of cite.sty that makes [1,2,3]
in citations become [1-3] is now broken.

Any help would be appreciated.

Nigel
From: jones@ils.nwu.edu
Newsgroups: aus.students
Subject: New Ph.D. Program
Date: 3 Nov 92 21:31:22 GMT
Organization: institute for the learning sciences

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Newsgroups: aus.students
From: pol253b@monu1.cc.monash.edu.au (Ms D Alexander)
Subject: Re: NAAUC
Organization: Monash University, Australia.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 09:52:23 GMT

In article <1dkpn6INNdhc@uniwa.uwa.edu.au> stujeff@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Stuart JEFFREY) writes:
>

The silent type, huh?

Dey.


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From: u6104701@ucsvc.ucs.unimelb.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.students
Subject: Re: EXAM ARE ..so what
Date: 6 Nov 92 15:38:41 +1100
Organization: The University of Melbourne

In article <1992Nov4.230428.11363@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU>, aidan@vast.unsw.edu.au (aidan) writes:
> u8706558@cs.uow.edu.au (Sean Volke) writes:
> : ins894r@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Aaron Wigley [Wigs]) writes:
> : 
> : >Roderick Nasir DAVID (ruffus@tartarus.uwa.edu.au) wrote:
> : >: 	Exams are a pain in the ^&^%&%^%!
> : >: 
> : 
> : >Try an Arts Degree sometime :-)
> : 
> : >(And no - I'm a Computer Science, and Electrical Engineering Student :)
> : 
> : Ha! I'm doing an Arts degree and I have a 5000 word essay for History and
> : Philosohy due around the same time as my Computer Science exams. 
> : 
> : Beat That!!    8)
> :
> I am an Electrical Engineering and Computer Science student and I have
> a 3000 word essay due, several lab reports and 2 exams on one day
> in two weeks time (along with the others).
> 
> What have you got to moan about?
> 
> Stay relaxed..
> 	- aidan


what the fuck is this aus.complain or aus.i.am.harder.done.by.than.you

stop posting crap, finish you study and then get a life

mm
From: stujeff@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Stuart JEFFREY)
Newsgroups: aus.students
Subject: NAAUC
Date: 13 Nov 1992 09:18:51 GMT
Organization: The University of Western Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: tartarus.uwa.edu.au
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
From: waohe@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (WA Office of Higher Education)
Newsgroups: aus.students
Subject: MBA's:World-Wide
Date: 6 Nov 1992 09:18:22 +0800
Organization: The University of Western Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: uniwa.uwa.edu.au
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

[ Article crossposted from bit.listserv.mba-l ]
[ Author was Peter Foster ]
[ Posted on 3 Nov 92 11:42:36 GMT ]

Wanted: MBA's!

I am currently trying to establish a network of contacts for MBA's world-
wide. In the light of the global economic down-turn I feel that MBA's should 
form some kind of global organisation through which such problems as 
funding, career advice, job finding etc. can be dealt with and advice given. 
Certainly in the UK the only MBA organisations are actually run by the 
teaching staff as opposed to the students and I feel that we need some form 
of individual co-operation in order to make the best of this qualification.

Any ideas, comments etc. will be gratefully received.

Yours

Peter Foster
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Newsgroups: aus.students
From: danielce@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (Daniel AMP Carosone)
Subject: Re: Its ok guys I finished my exams!
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 07:15:11 GMT

ruffus@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Roderick Nasir DAVID) writes:

>	P.S  I have a beer or three for each and 
>	     every one of you!

I'll hold you to that!  

Anyone know the size of Australia's student population?

--
Dan.
From: ruffus@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Roderick Nasir DAVID)
Newsgroups: aus.students
Subject: Its ok guys I finished my exams!
Date: 12 Nov 1992 04:46:54 GMT
Organization: The University of Western Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: tartarus.uwa.edu.au
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

	You can all relax now guys.......I Finished!!!!



			P.S  I have a beer or three for each and 
			     every one of you!
From: stujeff@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Stuart JEFFREY)
Newsgroups: aus.students
Subject: NAAUC
Date: 9 Nov 1992 04:33:42 GMT
Organization: The University of Western Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: tartarus.uwa.edu.au
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Real-life jokes
From: s206001@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au
Date: 11 Nov 92 15:18:41 GMT
Followup-To: aus.jokes
Distribution: aus

In article <1820@spam.ua.oz>, jnixon@spam.ua.oz (John Nixon) writes:
> Hey!,
> 
> Here's a completely original idea for a new joke thread!
> 
> (Or, "Hows this for original?: Lets have some jokes in aus.jokes!)
> 
> HA HA 
> John Nixon {Research Dude} jnixon@spam.maths.adelaide.edu.au [08 228-5407]
> Department of Applied Mathematics, The University of Adelaide, SA, AUSTRALIA
> (Joey) Beltram "Energy Flash" Sample of the Week: "Ecstasy..."  "Ecstasy..."

Add one about people from SA who think to liven things up but fail dismally.
Sorry but I must have gone into the wrong aus.jokes!  I thought I was going to
laugh my mistake.. but then we can't all laugh at the same things life wouldn't
be life then would it?
Keep trying John you'll maybe get there :)
Irene
From: 9016918d@lux.latrobe.edu.au (C.RASH)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: WANTED: Telegrams for Newlyweds
Keywords: Newlyweds, Wedding-Telegrams
Date: 5 Nov 92 03:03:50 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University


Then there's the old favourite....

Groom:  [Bride's name], I love every bone  in your body, especially
mine!!!

Crashy
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: ck@iconix.oz.au (Chris Karadaglis)
Subject: Re: cop this !!!!
Organization: Iconix Pty Ltd (World Headquarters)
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 00:45:23 GMT

In <720980727.AA06990@csource.oz.au> David.Mutimer@f332.n632.z3.fidonet.org (David Mutimer) writes:

>Hello Dean!

>02 Nov 92, Dean Heather writes to All:


> DH> WARNING!!!! READ AT OWN RISK!

> DH> follow page down,

>But, what about the Town planner you put the SH*T pit right next door to the
>recreation centre ;-)

There's a reason for that; it's so you can carry women home like
a sixpack.

>David

> * Origin: Landing Zone Software (3:632/332)

Shckwish!
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Real-life jokes
From: ewartd@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au
Date: 5 Nov 92 14:03:06 GMT
Followup-To: aus.jokes
Distribution: aus

In article <1820@spam.ua.oz>, jnixon@spam.ua.oz (John Nixon) writes:
> Hey!,
> 
> Here's a completely original idea for a new joke thread!
> 
> (Or, "Hows this for original?: Lets have some jokes in aus.jokes!)
> 
> Isn't it about time for a compilation of unintentional jokes spouting
> forth from the terminals of all those who wander the nets?  I think so.
> 
> Thus, here are some examples to start the ball rolling...
> 
> REAL-LIFE JOKES
> ---------------
> --
> (generally American) people who think the statement
> 
> 
  . . . Rest deleted . . .

What was that Clinton said in his victory speech?  Something about
the "greatest country the world has ever known"?  Pretty funny.

At least Al Gore knows how many "e's" their are in potato!
(And supports the Internet)


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From: ianst@qdpii.comp.qdpi.oz.au (Ian Staples)
Subject: Re: expences
Organization: Qld Dept Primary Industries
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 23:34:55 GMT

In article <721337358.AA08173@csource.oz.au> Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather) writes:
>EXPENSE ACCOUNT FOR JULY / AUGUST
>
>JUL  1	Ad for female secretary			    3.50
>JUL  2	Violets for new secretary		    2.00

[Several accounts deleted]

>JUL 23	Champagne and dinner for Ginny		    8.60
         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                        ^^^^^

Gawd!  This must be a bloody old joke!


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From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: facts
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1992 12:10:00

ONCE AGAIN....READ AT OWN RISK ( contains a few nice words )

			PLAIN FACTS

	Scientists have determined that the average time of
intercourse  is four minutes. The average number of strokes
per  minute is nine, making the average intercourse consist
of 36 strokes.

	Since the average length is six inches, the average
girl receives 216 inches or 18 feet per intercourse.

	The  average girl does it about three times a week,
50  weeks  out  of a year and 150 by 18 makes 2,700 feet or
just over half a mile.

	So girls, if you're not getting your half a mile a
year  why  not  let the man who gave you this to read help
you catch up ?



		FUCKED
( In relation to the old snack pak ad. )

Can't get pox 'cos it infects the skin,
Can't use frangers, got to throw them in the bin,
Can't get pregnant 'cause you get too fat,
Can't fuck this and you can't fuck that.
It's allright for you cunts to sit there and laugh,
You haven't got a snack pack rammed up your arse.



	BANANA BREAD RECIPE

INGREDIENTS:
	2 Laughing eyes.		2 Firm milk containers.
	2 Loving arms.			1 Fur lined mixing bowl.
	2 Well shaped legs.		1 Banana.

MIXING INSTRUCTIONS:
Look into laughing eyes. Entwine two loving arms.
Spread well shaped legs slowly. Squeeze and massage
milk containers very gently, until fur lined mixing
bowl is well greased.
Cover with nuts and sigh until well relieved.
Bread is done when banana is soft.
Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl.
If bread starts to rise leave town.


	ROAST DUCK STROMBOLI

INGREDIENTS:
	1 Duck.
	1 Orange.
	1 Cup. Uncooked popcorn.
	  Salt and Pepper.

Place all ingredients inside duck.
Sew up both ends.
Place duck in bowl with small quantity of oil.
Sprinkle with salt and pepper.
Place in preheated oven - 350 Degrees.
Cooking is complete when the popcorn blows
the ASS out of the duck.


	THE ROBIN

As I woke this morning
When all sweet things are born
A robin perched upon my sill
To trill a happy morn
It was so young and fragile
So sweetly did it sing
That a thought of joy and happiness
Into my heart did spring
I smiled so sweetly to myself
As I paused beside my bed
Then slowly brought the window down
And smashed it's fucking head.

 * Origin: Tassie DataBank, 4 Lines, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)

From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: cop this !!!!
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1992 09:42:00

 DM > Hello Dean!

good  affternoon  :)

 DM > But, what about the Town planner you put the SH*T pit
 DM > right next door to the recreation centre ;-)

that  I think is along the same lines as...who designed a woman ?  it must
 have been the city councilll who elese would put a playground next to a sewer


that the one  ?

cheers

 * Origin: Tassie DataBank, 4 Lines, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: fdh@YP.melb.bull.com (Francis deHair)
Subject: Re: (A Joke) Re: Baaaaaaaaaa (Please)
Organization: Bull HN Information Systems Australia.
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 23:14:15 GMT

whats the definition of pollution??

Australians swimming in the Yarra.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes,aus.flame,uts.flame