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Subject: Re: janie johnson cure complete
Organization: National Cheng-Kung University
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 06:32:05 GMT

In article <HISTORY%92120719205547@PSUVM.PSU.EDU> "John Coryell." <jcoryell@NWU.EDU> writes:
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>From:         "John Coryell." <jcoryell@NWU.EDU>
>Subject:      Re: janie johnson cure complete
>In-Reply-To:  Message of Sun,
>              6 Dec 1992 04:27:39 EST from <DFOSS@CCVM.SUNYSB.EDU>
>>   SISTER JANIE JOHNSON HAS BEEN SAVED! Is this not truly green goddess's work
>>
>>   Because, Janie Johnson, I have checked up on you and, good as your word,
>>you really have *thrown away your modem* and walked. Yes, you walked out of
>>the Little Rock calling zone and into the golden murky haze of toxic waste
>>of that ole chicken factory then into the gleaming heavenly purity where no
>>mainframe access is to be had. Enfolded in the arms of Green Goddess, at last,
>>green goddess bring yall rest, hear.
>>
>>   Be ye like me, why time wuz I wuz on street corners selling body parts of
>>myself to any psychiatrist passing by for pills to stay up writing e-mail. The
>>green goddess sent me a vision. A vision of Daniel A. Foss. Green goddess say,
>>by the time the spirit of Xmaspast rolls around agin, this will be you. Quit
>>now. And I did. Thisyer, see, the labrys, double-headed bronze ax of the
>>cretins, and this yer is a COMPAQ, which I will
>>
>>         What I say is, fear today, who knows what tomorrow may bring. At this
>>very moment Wal-Marts are springing up like mushrooms all over Long Island,
>>itself sinking into the ocean under the publicity from Any Fisher. Who is Amy
>>Fisher? Could be your daughter or mine. Didn't know I had one, did you. Well,
>>she'll be 14 in February, ex-wife's point was well taken about me around small
>>children, but then, her around small children is not so hot either. Somehow,
>>I know Amy will have her comeuppance, yessir, my daughter will transcend the
>>innate goodness I just couldn't seem to shake.
>>
>>   Watch for OnonoTHATagain: The Next Generation. Coming your way. Silently.
>>
>>the former daniel a. foss
>
>I don't know of the rest of you, but I feel much, much better.  Our
>very own pariah has undignified himself enough to stop by in an attempt
>to save our souls -- %our% souls, the very ones that, in an effort
>to read each of his electronically transmitted words, were long ago
>sacrificed to the Great Satan of electronic mail.
>
>Beware the serpent.
>
>Daniel, I'd like to meet your daughter, and if she'd like to shoot
>myself or any member of my family, I'd be happy to forward on the
>address.  Particularly if she'll transcend your breathless labor.
>
>Remember, Daniel, that, while the proof is in the pudding, too many
>manufacturers will bid far too low and, in an attempt to undercut costs,
>strip the baby formula market in developing countries while keeping
>the pudding in under expenses.
         >


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