From: daudo@bcars201.bnr.ca (Dau Do)
Subject: Re: Ca'i lo*.i cu?a nu. ho^n
Reply-To: daudo@bcars201.bnr.ca (Dau Do)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:21:50 GMT

In article <1992Sep13.005520.13121@news.media.mit.edu>, TUANTU%UNMCVM.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu (Tuan Tu  --UNMCVM(TUANTU)) writes:
>
>Ga^`n -da^y to^i tha^'y tre^n net co' ba`i "ti`m hie^?u ve^` hai ma(.t cu?a
>nu. ho^n".  -Do^`ng y' la` ho^n nhau nhu* ba`i na`y thi` ghe^ thie^.t -do'.
>Tuy nhie^n, khoan -da` ca'c ba.n a., ho^n nhau co' lo*.i chu*' kho^ng ha.i
>-da^u.  Nhu* to^i -da~ co' ba`i follow up cu?a "Ti`m hie^?u ve^` hai ma(.t
>cu?a nu. ho^n."  -Da^y la` pha^`n bo^? tu'c the^m.  Lu'c tru*o*/c to^i co'
>no'i la` ho^n nhau mang la.i su'c ca?m cho ca? hai ngu*o*`i, chu*~a nhu*'c
>-da^`u, PMS, va` ta(ng tuo^?i tho. cho ca'c -da^'ng ma`y ra^u. Ho^m nay to^i
>xin ma.n phe'p tie^'p the^m pha^`n tru*o*'c chu*a vie^'t.  -Do' la` "Ca'i
>lo*.i cu?a nu. ho^n no^`ng..."
>
>Ca'ch -da^y ho*n mo^.t na(m tru*o*`ng -da.i ho.c Nha Khoa to^?ng qua't cu?a
>Nebraska va` Iowa (I only wonder aimlessly).  Ca'c nha` khoa ho.c nha^.n tha^'y
>ra(`ng khi ho^n nhau a^u ye^'m (tongue wrestling ((French kissing))...)
>ca'c cha^'t nu*o*'c mie^.ng -du*o*.c trao -do^?i qua nhau, -do^`ng tho*`i
>vi khua^?n cu?a -do^'i phu*o*ng -du*o*.c ga(.p go*~ nhau va` co' the^? ke^'t
>nghi~a anh em hay la` tight the knot...yeahhhhhhhhhh...  Ca'c vi khua^?n
>kha'c nhau thu*o*`ng thi` ky. nhau, va` tie^'t ra ca'c hoa' cha^'t -de^?
>tie^u huy? -do^'i phu*o*ng.  Ngoa`i ra, khi hai ngu*o*`i ho^n nhau mu't,
>nu't, suck.....va` gi` -do' tha thie^'t, ho. -da~ vo^ ti`nh la`m ma^'y
>ca'i plague su't ra, va` kho^ng co' co* ho^.i ba'm vo^ mem ra(ng va` to^?n
>thu*o*ng ca'i sa('c -de.p va` bo'ng ba^?y cu?a ra(ng.  Tha^.t va^.y khi
>ho^n nhau kho^ng nhu*~ng ngu*o*`i ta giu'p cho ra(ng the^m sa.ch se~  ma`
>co`n la`m cho ca'i lu*o*~i xinh -de.p va` nu*o*'u ra(ng kho?e ma.ng.  Hai
>ca'i na`y kho?e ma.nh thi` ra(ng mi' -de.p...mi' ho^?ng co' so*. bi. ru.ng.
>-do^`ng tho*`i, vi` ca'i ve^. sinh ca' nha^n va` tu* ca'ch, ngu*o*`i ta
>thu*o*`ng sie^ng na(ng su'c mie^.ng va` giu*~ cho mie^.ng sa.ch se~ thi`
>ho^n mo*'i ngon (che'n sa.ch ngon co*m, mie^.ng sa.ch thi` che^'t ngu*o*`i.....
>..hi` hi` hi.....).
>
>Su*. ti`m hie^?u na`y ke^'t thu'c trong na(m na(m va` du*o*'i su*. da'm
>sa't cu?a Dr. Steven Borcher (D.D.S.) cho 59 ddo^i vo*. cho^`ng hay la`

Hmmm ... ta.i sao la.i chi? co' 59 ddo^i tho^i ... what an odd number ??!!!
If I'm not mistaken, it was 60.  One couple was "dead" during the test, so 
the final number is 59.  Don't worry guys.  One couple che^'t kho^ng pha?i
la` bi. vi khua^?n hay vie^m gan dda^u.   Che^'t bo+?i vi` ho. forgot la^'y
ca'i ra(ng gia? ra :-))))))

>ti`nh nha^n.  Nha si~ Borcher ke^'t luA^.n ra(`ng ho^n nhau mang la.i
>ca'i lo*.i kho^ng nhu*~ng chi? cho tinh tha^`n, the^? xa'c ma` co`n hi` hi`
>ha`m ra(ng -de.p cu*o*`i duye^n nu*~a co* dda^'y.
>
>Vi` va^.y ca'c ba.n co' nhau, o*? ga^`n nhau ne^n thu*.c hie^.n -die^`u na`y.
>La` ca'ch duy nha^'t cho ma^'y o^ng ba` nha si~ tha^'t nghie^.p da`i da`i
>co`n ma^'y anh chi. ma` chu*a co' -do^i co' ca(.p thi` ra'ng nhi.n ddi hi?,
>hay la` nho*` co^ la'ng gie^`ng mi' ti'.....va` ke^? co^ng?????????
>Nhu*ng la`m ca'i gi` thi` la`m, nho*' -da'nh ra(ng ha(`ng nga`y, floss, va
>du`ng thuo^'c ru*?a mie^.ng -de^? tra'ch ca'c ba' chu*'ng cu?a mie^.ng va`
>nhu*~ng chu*'ng co' the^? ha.i to*'i ra(ng.
>
>Ra(ng vo*'i to'c la` go'c con ngu*o*`i
>Ru.ng ra(ng ho'i to'c la` -do^'i tu*o*.ng che^......
>
>
>Chu'c qui' vi. vui ve? va` thu*o*?ng thu*'c nhu*`ng nu. ho^n no^`ng nha....
>
>
>Co`n the`m.
>
>
>D.H. Ca' Va`ng
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