From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 8 Apr 92 12:28:20 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Apr8.150415.2479@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
|In article <2544@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|> In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr5203054@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
|> |In article <2528@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|> |.In article <43903@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|> |.|]|]|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|> |.|]|]|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|> |.|]|]|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
|> |.|]|]|}>|Dougger aka So What??
|> |.|]|]|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|> |.|]|]|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
|> |.|]|]|Jester aka this looks like fun
|> |.|]|]Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
|> |.|]|Jester aka lets vote on it
|> |.|]Jos aka I Would Vote `Yes' If They Include The Following Disclaimer:
|> |.|Jester aka so would I
|> |.Jos aka Ok, It's A Deal Then ... What Was The Disclaimer Again ????
|> |Dan aka :
|> Jos aka Quite Nice! But It Isn't Complete Yet ... (See Below)
|> 
|> |		        \  O
|> |________________________\/________________________________________
|> |			 /\
|> |		        /  O
|> |Point 1
|> 
|> |	o  I like to snip small holes in my undershorts.
|> 
|> 	O  And stick spinach in my left sock
|> 
|> |	o  My nose is never larger than .107 meters from side to side
|> 
|> 	O  Except when it's glued above my right ear.
|> 
|> |Point 2
|> 
|> |	o  Jos is not my idol, but rather, my hero
|> 
|> 	O  And I hereby solemnly declare that he does not, I repeat, 
|> 	   does *not* look like a sliced up herring (with onions)
|> 
|> |	o  I really wish I could ramble on about toad droppings
|> |	   without repeating myself over and over again
|> 
|> 	O  And I never want to unplug my nostrils again. I love those
|> 	   corks.
|> 
|> |	o  I don't think my knees are to big, do you?
|> 
|> 	O  And the same counts for my nose.
|> 
|> |	o  Pardon me?  I didn't hear you.
|> 
|> 	O  Say that again?
|> 
|> |Subpoint A
|> 
|> |	o  Where *is* Bimini?  I've got a summer home there
|> 
|> 	O  Is there a bus stop in ZanZoobar?
|> 
|> |	o  I hope noone minds that I've borrowed their razor and used
|> |	   to scrape scales off the tub.  I'll just put it back and
|> |	   mebbe they won't notice.
|> 
|> 	O  And please do kill me if I smell like burned condoms again.
|> 
|> |Sub-subpoint Alpha
|> 
|> |	o  If you didn't like what I said in my message, I give you
|> |	   full legal right to feed me to your pet aunt Martha.
|> 
|> 	O  But please take care of the smelly remnants of my pet
|> 	   hippopotamus Ethel. And BTW watch out for her explosive diarrhea.
|> 
|> |Sub-sub-subpoint Aleph
|> 
|> |	o  What do the little 'o's mean?
|> 
|> 	O  And while we're on the subject: What's the middle name of
|> 	   the great Tibetan Dalai Lama's rabbit?
|> 
|> |	o  I envy all aka members 'cuz they are so much like whatever
|> |	   they are and I really wish I could be like that too
|> 
|> 	O  But I'm far too stupid to be an eloquent imbecile like they are!
|> 
|> |Sub-Subpoint Beta
|> 
|> |	o  I hope you like my knees.  I really don't think that they
|> |	   are big.
|> 
|> 	O  And please accept my nose as a token of my gratefulness.
|> 
|> |Point 3
|> 
|> |	o  I give everyone the right to do anythin they feel is
|> |	   necessary to me and my person, including, but not limited
|> |	   too: killing, maiming, burning, vapourizing, eating,
|> |	   scratching, throwing, watching, melting, tanning, swimming,
|> |	   rubbing, flying, goosing, robbing, ribbing, electrocuting,
|> |	   melting again, building, rushing, electing, flushing, or
|> |	   smelling.
|> 
|> 	O  Add: galvanizing, inflating, frying, operating, digesting,
|> 	   selling, abhorring, aborting, burying, buttering, zonking,
|> 	   vulcanizing, pampering, or mangling.
|> 
|> |	o  I defy you to come up with one palpable thing that is wrong
|> |	   with my knees, apart from there being three of them.
|> 
|> 	O  Except when they're glued to my nose too.
|> 
|> |Thats the all of it.  Sign here  ___________________________
|> 
|> Well, not quite, leave some nasal mucus here -------> _____________
|
|And dandruff! You can't forget the dandruff!!
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|                                   _ _  _ _    _    _  _  _   _
|Just sprinkle a bit here ------>       _   _ _   _ _  _  _ _   _
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Ah, yes, before I forget, urinate here please
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|> 
|> |------------------------VOOMPA VOOMPA VOOMPA VOOMPA-------------------
|>                          NYARGH NYARGH NYARGH NYARGH
|                           AGGLEY AGGLEY AGGLEY AGGLEY
                            BZOINK BZOINK BZOINK BZOINK
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|Nigel who is attempting to gargle with dandruff <cough> <choke> <thud>

You twit! Trying to keep it all for yourself uh? That should teach you!

Jos aka Always Willing To Share His Dandruff With The Others
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