HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: graeme@fulcrum.co.uk (Graeme Hodgson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Clucking/grunting ferret noises
Summary: Fried Ferret
Date: 21 Dec 92 12:31:37 GMT
Organization: Fulcrum Communications

In article <1992Dec17.021511.21652@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>in rec.pets, ness@tc.fluke.COM (Jerry Ness) writes:
>)
>)She will come up on the couch for some attention and strokes, then she
>)will start licking my arm. Then she pinches my arm. Most of the time
>)it's pretty gentle but, every now and then I think it's a little to
>)hard and I will pick her up by the scruff of the neck and tell her NO
>)very loudly and put her on the floor. As soon as I pick her up she
>)starts hissing. As soon as I put her on the floor she scrambles right
>)back up and pinches my arm again. The second time is usually much more
>)gentle than the first time.  After she pinches my arm again she just
>)backs up and looks at me as if to say 'see I tried to tell you I was
>)only playing!'.

..Then I get out my ACME neutron blaster with turbocharged particle
beam and fry her furry little ass until all that remains is a slightly
smoking, well done ferret steak.  Goes well with a little mayo and
lettuce though.

[with apologies to carasso - no copyright infringement intended]




--
Hodj
Email to graeme@fulcrum.co.uk     |        <witty quote pending>
 - whenever the mood takes you.   |
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bob
Date: 3 Jan 1993 12:57:02 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <C095Iu.5Io@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>
>What, no talk-in frequency?

We monitor 28.620 MHz continuously, but a fat lot of good that does most
people.
--scott
   (above 30 MHz is voodoo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Subject: Re: Bad News
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 17:48:34 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.080743.1866@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:
>If you're reading this right now, you're a God.  
>Right Now.  Officially. 


Oh.  I thought I was supposed to be Goddess of Unmotivated, Procrastinating,
Aimless Graduate Students Who Moan and Bitch A Lot Yet Refuse to Get A
Real Job.


yong-mi
if that's taken, I'll just preside over People Who Will Not Diet
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: The Gorilla-Shaped Cookie Trust, GmbH
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 21:43:04 GMT

My misogyny is gradually increasing.

When you hear the news from Denver, you'll know...

Mark., not serious, but the son of my sister's next-door neighbor went on
a deadly rampage in Massachusetts
gooley@netcom.com
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: self esteem requirements
Date: 28 Dec 1992 05:00:49 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Dec28.022038.18118@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:
*it is vitally important for someone who reads talk.bizarre 
*to hate my posts.
*
*i suggest y'all take turns, so as not to have any one person
*hog all the fun.

Arh!  Why don't you just shut up and get the fuck out of here; no one likes
you.  Better yet, I'll just killfile your sorry ass and be done with it.

Loser.


Mark "Next" Lippert
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Jews' Night Out
Date: 28 Dec 92 17:17:46 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania



J.F. said, ``Hey, do you want to go to Lalo?''

``It's always too fucking crowded.''

``Ah, but TONIGHT is Christmas eve!''

It wasn't crowded.
--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:42671 alt.folklore.computers:18202
From: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: R
Date: 21 Dec 92 22:01:41 GMT
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:

>From the Dec 18, 1992 issue of the Langley Researcher:

>	A powerful computer known affectionately as "R" has been put
>out to pasture after 16 years of service-- an eternity in the quickly
>changing computer world.
>	"R" is being sold for parts, Cleveland added.  "It cost us three
>million bucks," he said, "and we're selling it for $3,000."

I didn't know you had that kind of spare change laying about, Scott.

--ts	and think what it'll add to the electric bill.
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From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 19:08:38 GMT

In article <JON.92Dec10161226@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
>Pond monkey

	"That's the life for me."


	Screw farm living.

-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (Floyd)
Subject: Re: FUCKING MACY'S
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 22:16:00 GMT

In article <Bz0p9J.IHE@phage.cshl.org> boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell) writes:
>
>SPIKE LEE
>X CAP $20


Zipperhead in Phila. has got the 'O' hats, for about the same price.

I want one.

I also want a Fairlight.


-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
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From: rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler)
Subject: The Butt Report
Reply-To: rigler@dao.nrc.ca
Organization: DAO/CADC .
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 92 02:39:28 GMT

This Week in Revue:

        Well, my butt basically continues to fester and grow more and more
marshmallow-like in both texture and appearance.  I spent the week in Socorro
NM sitting in a soft cushy swivel chair staring at a computer.  The only ex-
cercise I got was when I walked to and from my rental car, which I did about
three times a day or whenever I got hungry.  At these times I drove to either
Sonic Burger or the Owl Bar, depending on which of the two establishments I
wished to eat a meal consisting of two (2) double green chili cheese burgers
with jalapenos, one (1) order of onion rings, and one (1) large vanilla milk
shake.

        Inside, I feel as though I have turned into a grotesque, utterly rev-
olting specimen of humanity, with flabby muscles, greasy complexion, and breath 
that would stop a charging rhino.  And yet, amazingly, others continue to see
only beauty in me.  The VLA receptionists, for example, seemed quite happy to
flirt with me all week.
 
        I bagged the blonde one after the Christmas party.

Next week:  The 1993 Butt Forecast
---
Rigl-o-saurus
Titanic Primeval Butcher

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: _Jesus: Get A Life!!!_ by A.N. Wilson
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 17:42:07 GMT

In <1992Dec29.040743.8609@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes) 
writes:

>: Some quotes from Larry Stammer, ``Not the Stuff of Sermons'', Los
>: Angeles Times Book Review, Sunday, December 20, 1992, pp. 2,4. The
>: article is a review of the book _Jesus: Get A Life!!!_ by A.N. Wilson (W.W.
>: Norton: $22.95; 256 pp.).
>: 
>:    "+ Jesus was probably married. The miracle at the wedding at Cana in
>:       which Jesus was said to change water into wine may have been an
>:       echo of Jesus' own wedding.
>: 
Old stuff, Dad.  Check out _Holy Blood, Holy Grail_ by Baigent, Leigh, and 
Lincoln.
--
>---<

Tom Dennis                  | "I have seen all the works that are done
dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu  |    under the sun; and, behold, all is 
(217)384-2504               |      vanity and vexation of spirit."
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: infernal seasonings
Organization: The Discarded
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 03:48:34 GMT

In article <1993Jan3.012854.5589@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>I am at present drinking a US WEST mug full of Celestial Seasonings (tm)
>herbal tea made with one packet of Red Zinger and one of Peppermint,
>sweetened with two packets of Sweet 'N [sic] Low (tm).
>
>It tastes repulsive and I may yet vomit.

Actually, it's not that bad.  First one gets the tart prostitutinal taste
of the Red Zinger, and only later, almost as a powerful aftertaste, does
the mint kick in.

Mark., now if only I can submit as an Employee Suggestion the provision
of Morning Thunder (tea + mate')
gooley@netcom.com
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From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Subject: St Antonius Fischpredigt
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 07:09:00 GMT


blub...blub...blub....
From: larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: xmas report
Distribution: world
Date: 29 Dec 92 19:00:48 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <u627gug@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>Loot:	SimLife  (Lance)

This was my present to me this year.  Needless to say, the first organism
I thought of designing was a cave newt (% female: .01).

Then I thought of expanding it to a whole talk.bizarre world, which will
probably be my first big creation once I have time to really sit down
with this thing.

There will be a species of Gooleys that mutate into completely new
forms every generation.

There will be a single immortal, sterile Carasso.

There will be oldbies that live entirely by eating newbies.  Of course
there should also be newbies that survive entirely by eating newbies,
but I don't know how to put canibalism into the simulation.

Newbies should only mate in early fall, producing as many as fifty per
litter.

The only plant will be the famed bandwidth tree, eaten in vast quantities
by everyone.

--
...uunet!canetoad!larne                          canetoad!larne@uunet.uu.net
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From: maxwell@deep-13.gizmo.com
Subject: Re: Shampoo
Organization: Gizmonics Institute Inc.
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 23:13:41 GMT
X-Posted-From: fnalo.fnal.gov
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <C02612.CHt@phage.cshl.org>, pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo) writes:
> 
> there are 20x10^10 parallel universes intersecting
> on this planet. coincedence?
> 

My company disintegrates 5x13^3universes/usec.

this one is scheduled for Feb 17.

But Oregon goes first.


maxwell@fnal.fnal.gov
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Top ten reasons why John F. Woods is a misanthrope.
Date: Sat, 02 Jan 1993 12:57:33 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

10)  He doesn't know any better.
 9)  It was a project that turned into an obsession.
 8)  Sugar diabetes and premature baldness syndrome.
 7)  Because it is utterly appropriate in Usenet.
 6)  alktay izarrebay.
 5)  Edward Woodward.
 4)  Inability to find sexual relief any other way.
 3)  Recently burst his gerbil.
 2)  Because he's American.
 1)  Onof Jbbqf.

Dac
--
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: 30 Dec 1992 01:21:29 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1992Dec22.174834.29117@wam.umd.edu> kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>I thought I was supposed to be Goddess of Unmotivated, Procrastinating,
>Aimless Graduate Students Who Moan and Bitch A Lot Yet Refuse to Get A
>Real Job.

Timothy Leary is dead?

				--Blair
				  "Long live Timothy Leary!"
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SBF ISO SM/F
Date: 30 Dec 92 17:19:11 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Gnome

Attractive, Single Brown Flea (0.87 mm, 0.00024 g) ISO male or female mammal
with thin skin for fun times and possible relationship. Enjoys scratching, biting,
and jumping around. Previous infestations or psoriasis OK. Must like children.

---
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck)
Subject: Re: SSC
Organization: Performance Technologies, Incorporated
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 18:37:02 GMT

In article <1h2dsqINNnvg@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>				--Blair
>				  "No soap, radio."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Outta here
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 21:26:28 GMT


well, im outta here, at least for 1992. this is one of my last usenet
posts of the year. how touching. anyway, happy xmas and new year and
all that. itll probably be a pretty non-bizarre xmas, esp. if my mother
and i are successful in avoiding the alcoholic relatives and escaping
to the beach on the 25th. i mean, what makes a holiday season bizarre?
they all seem very similar to me, run together in my head, except when
really strange events happen, like me crashing my stepfathers car
drunker than shit and getting nothing but a ride home from the normally
gestapo-like montgomery cops.

well, thats all for now folks. try to make an effort not to log on, at least
for a few days. a little break will probably do your sanity some good. and
if you are one of those who writes good posts, be sure not to kill yourself
or anything over the holidays. weeee


-Satan Claus

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (MAWENZI lieutenant of Kibo)
Subject: Re: Zadachka: pro sifilitika
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 04:56:26 GMT

zeleny@husc10.harvard.edu (Michael Zeleny) writes:
: In article <C0AFDG.4xx.1@cs.cmu.edu> 
: smir+@CS.CMU.EDU (Yury Smirnov) writes:
: 
: >Once a guy decided to sleep with 3 gals consiquently 
: 					 consecutively
: >						      during a night, so he
: >invited them to a party. Suddenly, he found out that :
: >1. All gals have venerial deseases of different types,
: >2. He also has one of the fourth type,
: >3. He has only 2 condoms.
: >The question : how he can satisfy all the three, not infecting anybody with
: >a new desease ?
: 
: (i)	Wear two rubbers at once, while fucking #1.
: 
: (ii)	Remove the outermost rubber, set it aside, leave the innermost
: 	on, while fucking #2.
: 
: (iii)	Without removing the rubber, turn the other one inside out,
: 	put it on top of the current one, and fuck #3.
: 
: >The first correct answerer will be awarded 10-ruble premia ( a wonderful coin ). 
: 
: Send my reward to 872 Mass Ave, #707, Cambridge, MA 02139.
: 
: I would like to see references to the generalized version of this problem.
: 
: >Concerning the previous enigma : "What poor people use to throw out, and rich
: >people use to collect", Vadim Kaplunov from the University of Texas, Austin,
: >was the first to give the right answer. Rich people are collecting their
: >snivells in handkerchiefs, while others are throwing them out into a sink or
: >on the ground. Vadim was awarded 10-ruble premia and an honarary title.
: 
: cordially,
: mikhail zeleny@husc.harvard.edu
: "Les beaulx bastisseurs nouveaulx de pierres mortes ne sont escriptz
: en mon livre de vie.  Je ne bastis que pierres vives: ce sont hommes."
From: dklein@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca (Daniel Klein)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gregorian Disco
Date: 23 Dec 1992 13:39:50 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

Gregorian disco is cool!  Go disco!  (stupid finger thing here, you know, disco
fever style, etc.)
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Fokker DR1")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Xmas breakfast, Scrapple optional
Date: 2 Jan 93 17:51:29 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: cliftonr@netcom.com's message of 31 Dec 92 19:22:18 GMT


Scrapple, sir, is NEVER optional.

Try it next time you're:

	* At the beach!

	* On line at the grocery store!

	* In the connubial bed!

You'll be glad you did!
--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: can you say, 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: criminal
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 93 20:13:51 GMT

In article <1993Jan3.034339.15369@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>In article <1993Jan2.213744.17023@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>>pre-trial diversion?
>
>I can, but *I* don't *have* to.
>
>Do you?

	YES.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dawn@ca.dynix.com (dawn)
Subject: winds from the past
Summary: i am still around somewhere, alas
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 19:38:03 GMT
Organization: Librarians Become Us, or something

he (not phred, the other one) called,
`just to say hi'.  he's working with
the psychotic, the one i'd met once a
few years ago and tells people i'm his
buddy, who used to have the job i have
now.

`we must get together sometime and talk
about the old days, the crazy days'

you'd think people would learn the first
time.


damn, about time to wring out the old
From: ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (Lucifuge)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: test article
Date: 2 Jan 93 19:58:04 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

In <1i4mtfINNhb4@bigboote.WPI.EDU> satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mephistopheles) writes:

>1993 is begining to like like a real bitch already

>guess thats what i get for editing my file while still buzzing

you should have kept the misspelling and claimed artistic licence.

--
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
  The Lord is my Shepherd............................but I'm not a Sheep
-----------------------------ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie-------------------------
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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 92 05:47:17 GMT

In article <1992Dec29.201249.7391@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (JKF) writes:
>In article <1hqapkINNjek@news.aero.org> robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger) writes:
>>Well, it's the holidays. The traffic in this group has died
>>down. A bit. So it's time for the Second Unit - the t.b benchwarmers,
>>lurkers, and newbies - to get into the ballgame......
>>
>>Turns out it's a room where new mothers use their breast pumps. 
>>
>
>What's a breast pump?
 
it doesn't *pump* anything, you have to do it yourself. duh.

--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: Ordering food in the Future
Date: 23 Dec 92 18:50:56 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

Last week my band played at the Off Ramp, a combination
cafe and live music club. Apparently, some hotshot salesman 
managed to sell them a spiffy touch-screen food ordering system.
It was way cool. Here's how it went:

I went up to the screen, and entered my order (burger, with 
cheddar, peppers, and a side of fries). I entered my name, and
took two steps over to the kitchen window. The guy there looked
down at his terminal. 
"Are you Ben?" yup. "Burger?" yup. "Cheddar?" yup. "Peppers?" yup.
"Fries?" yup. 
As he was reading my order off of the screen, he was writing it
down on a piece of paper, which he handed to the cook.

I love living in the future. Can't get enough of it.

BENth
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bob
Date: 3 Jan 1993 12:55:29 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <C0947D.5G1@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <1i4j9oINNikm@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>Note: This is a cultured and urbane party.  The management reserves the right
>>to remove people who are not being cultured and urbane.  The definition of
>>cultured and urbane is left up to the management to interpret as they see
>>fit.  Note well that having violent sex in public places is viewed as cultured
>>and urbane, while stealing art objects is not.  
>
>Oh dear.  What about having violent sex in public places with stolen art
>objects?

Trust me, anyone that shows up at the party with Michaelangelo's David will
be forced to return it to the Louvre.  We don't want any of that funny stuff
going on.
--scott
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From: jeremym@ravel.udel.edu (Jeremy A Moskowitz)
Subject: All I got for Christmas was Bag-Balm.
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 16:27:26 GMT


This just proves that Iowanians are simply not of this earth.
I get one stupid Christmas gift, and its sent all the way
from Iowa by these people that we met on a cruise. 
They sent us, three city NY'ers, a 4x4x4 tin of Bag Balm. 

For those not familiar with the product (like I was) I'll
include the directions for use:

Direction for use:
	Rub Bag-Balm on chaffed or reddened teats. Massage throughly for 15 mintues
until a thin paste remains on the utters. Repeat as necessary. 

Somebody please shoot me.
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