HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: weiss@ra.nrl.navy.mil
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: tires
Date: 15 Sep 92 22:22:52 GMT
Reply-To: weiss
Distribution: rec.motorcycles
Organization: Naval Research Laboratory-on-the-Potomac, Washington, DC, US of A
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.3-4

In article <SPIKE.92Sep15155638@mickey.ssc.gov>, spike@mickey.ssc.gov (Nancy Delagi) writes...
>Can anybody tell me how long tires should last?  
> 
>I bought an 86 Fazer last year, and had Dunlop K591 tires put on front and
>back.  After 6,000 miles the back one is shot.  Is this normal?

I have had K591s on my GS700 for about 3000 miles.  Based on the amount of 
treadwear, I guess-timate that I will get another 4000 miles or so out of 
them before the back one at least needs replacement.  I wish that I could 
get more life out of them, too.  My next choice will be a higher-mileage 
tire.

>Also, is
>it normal for the back tire to wear much faster than the front one?  I
>haven't done that many wheelies... =:-0

Absolutely!  The engine puts all the power to the ground via the rear wheel
.

> 
>Thanks for any input.
> 
>==================================================================
>Nancy Delagi                       SSC Laboratory, Magnet Division
>email: spike@grumpy.ssc.gov        1986 Yamaha Fazer

You could try rotating them, too...:-)

_____________________________________________________________________________
Warren W. Weiss      VMI '87
AMA# 409056
				"Think for yourself and question authority"
Ride: '85 Suzuki GS700+
							Unknown
"Deus Ex Machina"
_____________________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: mbeaving@bnr.ca (Michael Beavington)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Comments on 81-84 Seca 550
Reply-To: MBEAVING@BNR.CA
Organization: BNR Ottawa, DMS Software Design
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 17:22:17 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.151130.26800@cco.caltech.edu>, schmke@cco.caltech.edu (Kevin Todd Schmidt) writes:
|> The subject says it.  I would like comments on 81-84 Seca 550's.  Any
|> information is welcome.
|> 
|> Thanks

Comment: Wouldn't you rather have a Seca 650 or Seca Turbo?

Shaftdrives-R-Us


=============================================================================
= The Beav |Mike Beavington|BellNorthernResearch Ottawa,Ont,Canada| Dod:9733=
= Seca 400->Seca 400->RZ350->Seca750->Suzuki550->Seca650turbo->V65Sabre     =
= Who needs parking spaces when there's plenty of sidewalks?                =
=============================================================================
From: dbc@po.cwru.edu (Dean Cookson)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: glasses and helmets
Followup-To: rec.motorcycles
Date: 13 Sep 1992 05:48:33 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: b62003.student.cwru.edu

In article <1992Sep11.214923.4800@APS.Atex.Kodak.COM>,
artc@bacchus.epps.kodak.com (Art Campbell) wrote:
> 
> 
> Ride fast, ride blind, ride excited.....
> 

Did someone cross this thread with the nude bikers thread?

> Art 
> 
>
| Dean Cookson / dbc@po.cwru.edu / 216 754-1834     | DoD #207  AMA
#573534|
| Case Western Reserve U. Computer E. and Sci. dept.| KotNML  /  KotB     
|
| "If I was worried about who saw me, I'd never get | '81 CB750C          
|
| nekkid at all." -Ed Green, DoD #0111              | '88 Bianchi Limited 
|
From: jeq@i88.isc.com (Jonathan E. Quist)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Must see (not) bike movies...
Date: 8 Sep 92 14:55:52 GMT
Article-I.D.: i88.1992Sep08.145552.9941
Organization: INTERACTIVE Systems Corporation, Naperville, IL

In article <7896@public.BTR.COM> jamesf@public.BTR.COM (James G. Franklin  jamesf@btr.com) writes:
>So we rented two movies last night. "Timerider" ...
...
>laugh. It was soooo bad it was good. These scientists are conducting a
>time travel experiment trying to send a monkey back to 1870 something; they
>succeed, and also send this clueless Baja 1000 racer along too. It includes
>classic high budget special effects such as seeing the cameraman in close
>up shots of teh rider's helmet, lots of vrINGgginggingginggvrINGpudpudpud
>vrINGinging with absolutely *no* movement of the throttle, and yes, that
>world famous pasker-abbott two-up seating arrangement, complete with 
>activated firearms. You've been beat, bob.

You forgot the happy, happy, joy, joy of seeing an Old West(tm) outlaw
being sawed from his boots by the tail rotor of a helicopter.  Made
me want a second bowl of chilli.
-- 
Jonathan E. Quist                              INTERACTIVE Systems Corporation
jeq@i88.isc.com  '71 CL450-K4 "Gleep", DoD #094        Naperville, IL
        There are many things a person should experience in a lifetime.
       Among them are an infant's first cry, and an infant's first laugh.
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: brianm@sco.com (Brian Moffet)
Subject: Re: physics 101 (was Re: Centripetal !!)
Organization: The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc.
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 18:15:46 GMT

blgardne@javelin.sim.es.com (Dances With Bikers) writes:

>Goodyear (?) seems to be doing a good job of it with their new
>"Aquatread" tire. That huge center groove gives the effect of a pair of
>skinny tires. With the right ad pitch, you can sell anything. :-)

Saw a pair of AquaTreads on a 1989 RX-7 a couple of days ago.

That's not the reason I bought my RX-7 :-)

brianm
--
"Face it, Chuck.  Taken as an aggregate, the human race is a stupid, sorry lot."
                           -- Jonathan Quist

brianm@sco.com  or uunet!sco!brianm                    Speaking for Myself
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: arnie@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Arnie Skurow)
Subject: Re: Ohio Gathering
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: oh
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 11:33:43 GMT

In article <dbc-090992013744@b62003.student.cwru.edu> dbc@po.cwru.edu (Dean Coo
kson) writes:
>Anyone besides me interested in having an Ohio DoD gathering sometime
>this fall?  Maybe we could all ride down to the AMA museum and take the
>tour.  I'd like to see our plaque and maybe meet the man that's responsible
>for my DoD patches/stickers/lighter/key-fob.
>
>Arnie? you up for a couple (hundred? :-)) of people riding down to say hi?

YOU BET!  I'm always up for a gathering.  Remember, the museum closes on
weekends in early October.

Arnie
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NoTitle
Date: 9 Sep 92 13:34:07 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Sep8.205640.15327@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, lipscomb@lonestar.utsa.edu (David S. Lipscomb) writes:
|> In article <1992Sep8.192524.6108@seas.gwu.edu> ahmad@seas.gwu.edu (Aftab Ahmad) writes:
|> >
|> >	Read it in a comics book.
|> >
|> >	
|> >Speed of light is 186000 miles/sec. The speed of darkness cannot be measured.
|> The exact speed of light is 186,282.397 miles/sec in a vacuum.
                                                          ^^^^^^

Is that a Kirby, Hover or electrolux?
From: jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: another chatup line
Date: 12 Sep 92 03:22:14 GMT
Followup-To: /dev/nul/
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

What're "catsup lines"??


Or should I read the subject again?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tb13@quads.uchicago.edu (leon joel gross)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Reply-To: tb13@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 22:48:45 GMT

In article <4SEP199200543867@deimos.ucc.umass.edu> s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>In article <1992Sep3.020842.23955@news.ysu.edu>, ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley
>>Miller) writes:
>> 
>>|> Did you ever wonder how the church and it's symbology would be different
>>|> if Christ had been hanged instead of crucified?
>>
>	Dick Gregory (I think) said, " If Jesus had lived & died today,
>Christians would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks."

It was Lenny Bruce.

>	also,  anybody else think it odd that Jesus' father Joseph was a
>carpenter and he died nailed to wood?  I guess he should've been glad his
>dad wasn't a plumber.
>				dylyn

But he went to his *real* dad's business.  :-)

>P.S.  A little blasphemy is good for the soul. 8^}
Laughter is the best medicine.

Leon Gross
I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 07:41:44 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.035141.27315@athena.mit.edu> krpeters@athena.mit.edu (Karl R Peters) writes:
>In article <92252.145310HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>In article <1692@heurikon.heurikon.com>, deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
>>says:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE    .
>>>EVER
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>>>>>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>>>>>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>>>>>>>>And it's really getting lame!
>>>>>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ? !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
>>>>>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
>>>>THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD,
>>>>BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
>>>WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
>>PUT YOUR SISTER TO THE TEST.
>GIVE YOUR MOTHER ALL THE REST.
GETTING LAID BY GRANDMA IS THE BEST!



.SIG access denied by christian facists

>


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fgn@cbnewsb.cb.att.com (frank.g.neves)
Subject: Re: Favorite Groucho Quote
Summary: Good quote, wrong source...
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 10:44:04 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.unisys.com>, ean@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Ed Naratil) writes:

> My favorite Groucho quote is:
> 
> "You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead."
> 
I may be wrong here, but I believe the original source of this was
Stan Laurel.  Groucho may have said it, but Stan said it first.

Frank


    **He who sleeps from dawn to dusk puts the elephant before the tusk.**


-- 
*************************************************************************
 Frank G. Neves, R.Hy.                   | "Immanetize the Eschaton..."
 Discl: No wife, no horse, no moustache  |    "Credo Quia Absurdum"
*************************************************************************
From: oaf@serverx.osf.org (Oded Feingold)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Reality is only an illusion on Sundays
Date: 16 Sep 92 03:43:29 GMT
Organization: Open Software Foundation


	(Andrew Cannon):
>  So I wake up. Its Sunday. I know its Sunday because someone has taken
>  a shit in my mouth, smashed my head in with a large mallet and forced
>  me to eat raw eggs sprinkled with mustard powder.

No doubt about it, the Church of England plays rough sometimes.
From: garry@mdavcr.uucp (Garry Holmen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Mike Tyson Joke
Date: 11 Sep 92 18:17:03 GMT
Organization: MacDonald Dettwiler, 13800 Commerce Parkway, Richmond, BC, Canada  V6V 2J3


	After the Buster Douglas fight Don King fumes into Mike Tyson's
locker room and starts berating him.

DON: "Mike..... How could you let that buy beat you??? What's the matter?" 


MIKE: "Dunno.... just wasn't in to it ya see"  

DON: "Well I TELL YOU MIKE!!!! You're a wimp you can't take pain.... You're
too soft..... I'll show you what PAIN IS !!!!!"

With this Don King pulls out a large snapping turtle. He then pulls down his
pants and gets the turtle to bite his dick. He then drops the turtle and lets
it dangle from its mouth.

DON: "SEE MIKE.... THAT'S PAIN.... I can go a long time like this"

30 seconds.... Don's face is starting to become moist with perspiration.
60 seconds.... Don's face is turning red and he's clenching his hands.
90 seconds.... Don's face is now purple and his hands are balled into fists.
120 seconds... Don's had too much. So he shakily takes his two fingers and
pokes the turtle in the eyes causing it to let go and fall to the floor.

With a gasp of relief Don turns to Mike and says :

DON: "See... no problem.... COULD YOU DO THAT?!???"

MIKE: "Sure Don.... but promise you won't poke me too hard in the eyes OK?"


Later

Garry

PS: Please do not try this at home. Apologies to turtle lovers.        
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov (Doug Walker)
Subject: Re: Lawyer jokes needed!!!!!!!!
Reply-To: walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Johnson Space Center
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 14:40:20 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.023356.137485@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, aaf0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (Andrew Aaron Feigin) writes:
|> DANIEL FRANCIS PRATT) writes:
|> >>
|> >>    Help my G.P.A.......
|> >>
|> >>    My law prof. offered to up anyone's grade a whole
|> >>    letter if they could bring in just one joke that
|> >>    makes lawyers look good.  Please e-mail me any that
|> >>    you can think of and I'll post a list of all the
|> >>    good ones.
|> >>--
|> >
|> >     a true optimist!!!!!!!!
|> >
|> >:-)
|> >krishna
|> >
|> >--
|> >
|> Here's a great one for you....
|> What's the difference between a piece of shit and a lawyer...?
|> 
|> Flies like to land on the piece of shit over the lawyer.
|> 
|> andy
|> 
|> 
|> -- 
I would think the appropriate punchline would be that flies wont even
land on a lawyer

Doug
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Hello
Date: 15 Sep 92 12:01:00 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <BuL7st.30B@ais.org>, draper@ais.org (Patrick Draper) writes:
|> In article <1992Sep14.135537.6588W@viper.edb.tih.no> terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b) writes:
|> >In article <1992Sep11.171309.27762@ra.msstate.edu>, bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak) writes:
|> >
|> >
|> >>Hello.  How are you today?
|> >I'm fine, so cascade away!
|> OK. You can call me ray.
Or, you can call me Jay.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Humor
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 21:36:55 GMT

> > > In article <1992Sep2.171641.5679@gagme.chi.il.us>, anton@gagme.chi.il.us
> > > (Andrzej Borowiec) says:
> > > >>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
> > > >Are you trying to start a cascade?
> > > He's probaly got a brain tumor.
> > Now look at the mess you made.
>Aargh!  Stop this right now!
Will whoever started this take a bow?


Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
From: cs902117@ariel.yorku.ca (TONY D'ALFONSO)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: York University, Toronto, Canada
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 02:25:12 GMT

In article <BuMxo4.9Cs@ireq.hydro.qc.ca> beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard) writes:
>In article <MS3JTRG@taronga.com> peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva) writes:
>>Hibberts Law #14:
>>
>>	When two technologies are competing for the marketplace,
>>	the inferior one always succeeds.
>>
>>-- 
>>                                                                `-_-'
>>                         Have you hugged your wolf today?        'U`
>>
>>Peter da Silva, Taronga Park BBS, Houston, TX  +1 713 568 0480/1032
>>-- 
>>Proof: VHS vs Beta, MS-DOS vs anything, ...
>Proof: the 8080.  In the 1970's, Intel and a competitor presented a
>microprocessor to US army.  US army selected the best one.  Then, Intel
>said : we lost the contest, so let's market it.  And this gave the 8088
>(and IBM PC).
>
>
>
>-- 
>  \_\    Denis Beauregard  *  internet:beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca
> /   \   Genealogiste officiel : Beauregard/Jarret/Jarest/Vincent
>J   __>  Un Quebec renouvele dans une Amerique renovee
>\_.-===                                                  Opinions ? Et pis non !


I think the competitor was Texas Instruments' 9900 line as that's what the
US military uses today, according to some sources...  (It's thsame family
of CPUs as that which is the the TI 99 family)  One thing you can say about
the 99/4As are that they are durable!

   ____
    / o n y.
From: splummer@orlith.bates.edu (Sarah Plummer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: christian joke
Date: 12 Sep 92 18:18:27 GMT
Organization: Bates College, Lewiston, Maine

The joke about the guy visiting Sicily.....I happen to have a mother
who is an episcopal priest and a sister-in law who is catholic, so I
end up hearing a lot of christian jokes.  I have heard that one at
least five times, and in at least five slightly different forms.  So 
something tells me that it isn't true.


Sarah Plummer                 e-mail: splummer@abacus.bates.edu

All flames and replies sent to my e-mail address will be ignored.

"Bridge, this is Riker.  If you need me, I'll be in holodeck 4."
"How about plain old basic sex?" 
                                -- William T. (the T. stands for slut) Riker
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mike@mote.Berkeley.EDU (Mike Friedrich)
Subject: Re: She's a babe .. Wayne's World
Organization: University of California at Berkeley
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 06:52:43 GMT

In article <mckillnm.716124765@unix2.tcd.ie> mckillnm@unix2.tcd.ie (Marky Mark) writes:
>I am looking for as many ways to say "she's a babe !"

I watched Wayne's World again on video and actually took notes:
"She's a babe.  She's magically babe-licious.  She's a robo-babe.  In
ancient Rome she'd be called babia majora.  If she were President she'd be
Baberaham Lincoln.  Schwing!"

"NOT!  As if!  Exsqueeze me?  Baking powder?  If I see that psycho hose beast 
one more time I might go mental and hurl (= spew = honk = blow chunks = hock a
loogie).  Excellent!  Let's do the Scoobie Doo ending.  Party on! 

Mike Friedrich
mike@mote.berkeley.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rmontgom@abacus.bates.edu (Robert Montgomery)
Subject: Re: Hiya
Organization: Bates College, Lewiston, Maine
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 18:41:01 GMT
Keywords: courses

In article <1992Sep10.193138.4006@cci632.cci.com> dwp@cci632.cci.com (Dana Paxson) writes:
>In article <1992Sep10.154819.28988@brtph560.bnr.ca> mpetro@brtph126.bnr.ca (Myron Petro P030) writes:
>>
>>  Humor concerning Physics, actually all undergrad lab courses
>> (or how to know which lab class you're in)
>>
>> If it's green it's Biology
>> 
>> If it stinks it's Chemistry 
>>
>> If it doesn't work it's Physics
>>
>
>... and if it's green, stinks, AND doesn't work, it's Economics.
>
>Dana Paxson


... and if you have to ask the question 'what did it do when it worked'
it's theatre.


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*   ROB MONTGOMERY               |  It is probably to the credit      *
*   rmontgomery@bat.bates.edu    |  of Bates College when they        *
*   rmontgom@orlith.bates.edu    |  disagree with me. Then again,     *
*   rmontgom@abacus.bates.edu    |  They always get lots of credit.   *
***********************************************************************
*   There is no technical problem so complex it cannot be solved by   *
*   brute force and ignorance. When in doubt, force it.               *
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*   ROB MONTGOMERY               |  It is probably to the credit      *
*   rmontgomery@bat.bates.edu    |  of Bates College when they        *
*   rmontgom@orlith.bates.edu    |  disagree with me. Then again,     *
From: p3g@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: wanted: funny answering machine messages
Date: 8 Sep 92 01:25:23 EDT
Distribution: rec
Organization: Cornell University

During the summer, someone posted a list of humorous answering machine
messages, and I thought I extracted them.  Well, I can't seem to find it, and
I was hoping someone could email it to me.  Another post is not necessary.  If
I recall correctly, it was rather long.  Thanks in advance.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc
From: rja@redwood26.cray.com (Russ Anderson)
Subject: Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
Originator: rja@redwood26
Organization: The 1991 World Champion Minnesota Twins!
Distribution: na
Date: 14 Sep 92 11:03:55 CDT


In article <6243@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil>, rovero@oc.nps.navy.mil (Josh Rovero) writes:
> wrt the House banking scandal:
> 
> If you or I, as private citizens, receive an interest free loan, the
> IRS says we owe tax on the interest we *should* have paid at market rates.

Really.  I use the 25 day grace period on my charge cards all the time.
When I bought my camcorder, I got a 0% interest loan from the store.

> If you don't, the ever-compassionate IRS comes after you for tax evasion.

Do you mean evenyone the has taken advantage of the no interest loan 
at Best Buy is avoiding taxes?

> Did all the Congress-critters who had "floats" averaging thousands declare
> the income?  I doubt it.

Why should they.

> And today's paper has a big article on the House post office.

Great, just when the public is figuring out the che "check bouncing"
scandal is false, a new accusation is floated...

>                                                                Seems the
> investigators are getting close to paydirt, and seems Rostenkowski is
> sitting in the middle of the pile.  Getting interestinger and interestinger...

Or sillier and sillier....

-- 
Russ Anderson    |  Disclaimer: Any statements are my own and do not reflect
------------------              upon my employer or anyone else.  (c) 1992
EX-Twins' Jack Morris, 10 innings pitched, 0 runs (World Series MVP!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tonlun@Minsk.docs.uu.se (Tony Lundstedt)
Subject: HELP:Monty Python scripts sites......
Organization: UDAC, Uppsala, Sweden
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 10:59:34 GMT

Hi U all.

I'm searching for a site (FTP anonymously) where I can find
scripts and songs from Monty Python and their wicked world of humor.

Someone out there in this enormous computerspace knows something about this.
Please feel free to share your knowledge with me.


----------------------------------------------
Tony Lundstedt, Uppsala Universitet, Sweden
Dep. Of Computer Science

	tonlun@Minsk.DoCS.UU.Se
----------------------------------------------

Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 19:22:31 -0400 
From: "John J. Lucena" <lucena+@CMU.EDU>
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
	<18l5a4INN78s@early-bird.think.com>
Distribution: world

>|> 
>|> 	How many times do i need to say this ?
>|> 	I AM NOT AMERICAN ! 
> 
>There is nothing worse than an American who tries to deny his
>being an American!  Just because the economy has taken some
>hard knocks you have all these people pretending that there not
>Americans.
>
>Besides, even if you are not an American, thats no excuse
>for not being one.
> 

Yeah, ok so everyone should claim to be an american right?
So who the fuck are you? A real American, or someone who is just
claiming to be one?

>|> 	In case u don't have enough culture, Portugal is that small country
>|> next to Spain, not a region in the USA. 
> 
>Isn't that the country that was almost purchased by Disney for
>use as the European Disney World?  As I recall the deal fell
>through because the Disney people felt that Portugal wasn't
>a good choice - Too many people there running around and shouting
>that they were not American. 
 
Can you imagine Disney in Europe? All the Europeans should
become Americans and visit the original Disney in the US. Right?

Since you work at THINK, maybe you should before you post shit.
-lucena

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