HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: thespian@noncomf.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca (Stephanie M. Clarkson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.angst
Subject: Re: Games
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 13:38:21 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: darkpark

scooter@hirgon.hw.stratus.com (Scott Free) writes:

> 
> 	So, I was in the toy store the other night, and because this 
> certain type of game peeves me so much, I made a point of writing them 
> down to list here:
> 
> 	Barbie's Queen of the Prom
> 	Barbie's Dream Date
> 	Heart Throb
> 	Dream Phone
> 	Date Line
> 	Perfect Match
> 	Secret Diary
> 	Sassy Experience
> 	20 Questions for Kids
> 	
> 	There were probably more, too.  The basic premise of all these 
> games is to get a date with the hunk and avoid some "loser" date.  Just
> what are we teaching our kids these days?  That the most important thing
> is to be good-looking and popular?  There's more important things in life,
> ya know, like Crown Royal and periodic squicking.
> 
> scooter
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right....lets go back to the days when we all played Life, where the 
important thing was to marry the guy with the bucks instead of the 
looks...:-)
 
(it's my birthday, and my mailbox was filled with letters from me, and I 
am happy....in three days I'll be sullen and sulky with you all again, 
'k?)
 
Stephanie...
 

     Stephanie M. Clarkson : thespian@noncomf.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca        
   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     "Leave the thinking to the    |  "I've accepted that life in         
      experts."                    |   general is a little wierd,
             - background sign on  |   So I'm coping."
                        Dinosaurs  |             -  Fran Sinclair
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Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.angst
From: mlc9g@Virginia.EDU ("Matt Condon")
Subject: Re: Games
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 07:43:09 GMT

thespian@noncomf.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca  writes:
>  
> (it's my birthday, and my mailbox was filled with letters from me, and I 
> am happy....in three days I'll be sullen and sulky with you all again, 
> 'k?)
>  

Happy birthday. But....  YOUR mailbox was filled with letters
from YOU???  YIKES!!!!  Ever looked into therapy?  :-)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: baldwin@triton.unm.edu (Chris Baldwin)
Subject: Re: The Eyes Are Everywhere
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 92 14:24:48 GMT
Organization: Atheist for the Development of a Better God

In article <1992Dec12.023626.24072@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Steve Spoogeson) writes:
>What AIDS has to do with Nazism _I'LL_ never know.  
	Sheesh, Bill! It's so obvious. You see, one of the experiments
that the Nazis were doing was the development of AIDS. They intended
it to be used as a long term, biological weapon.

	Actually, I first heard that it was the CIA that had done this,
but later someone else told me that it was really the Nazis. After all,
they were really evil, so it must be true.

ObPeeve: After extorting $.05 from a user("Can you help me?" "Depends...
Can I borrow a nickle?) I went out the the vending machine to buy some
caffeine. After pushing the button that was clearly marked "Coke" a
Pepsi drops out. I really hate Pepsi. And, of course, it is 6am on a
Sunday, so there is no one around who I can complain to to get the
situation corrected, so this addict is stuck with a terrible decision:
a) Go without for the next few hours or b) drink the vile stuff. Those
addicts in the crowd will realize that this is not really a difficult
choice.

-- 
Chris Baldwin               | Confucius say: "He who go down on menstruating 
baldwin@carina.unm.edu      |                 woman come up with egg on face!" 
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr)
Subject: Re: The Other Side of the Chanukka Bush
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 15:55:59 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta
Keywords: hohoho, rudolf, moishe, treeworship, saturnalia

In article <18105@autodesk.COM> booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:

>Crabbiness. Humbuggery. Scroogitude. 

>Take the holiday back from the Philistines, people and quit your whining.

You are absolutely right, Elaine.

Can tis be done with tactical nuclear weapons, or would a
tailored plague be more appropriate.

I can really get behind this.

Regards, Charles

Ps: I'm having a miserable christmas. I don't mind this, I'd be
miserable right now even if it weren't christmas. But it doesn't
help to have ASSHOLES tell me to lighten up because "it's
christmas".

No, I am not talking about Elaine, Booter is quite correct in her
admonishment of all of us scroogoids. If I had any capacity for
merry making right now, I'd be making merry, jumping for joy,
and grabbing Suzanne, Katherine, Jennifer, and an assorted grab
pack of others on the way down.

 I am talking about people who, noting that you are feeling
misanthropic, acidic, violent, frustrated and irritated, insist
on tut-tutting and telling you to get with the season.

Fortunately, I have just aqquired a shiny steel broadsword,
weighing 4lbs 2oz, measuring 37" in length, and the next happy holidayer
who rains on *my* nervous breakdown is going to get his/her
fucking sweetbreads diced whilst they are still ensconced
in his/her abdominal cavity.

I think I'm done now.

Oh, my coworker wants to add something:

Happy holi....Erk Arghhhh gurgle gasp. klunk.

Sorry people, but she won't be bothering you again.

Charles
-- 
Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person
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From: banta@abingdon.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs before cooking)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.angst
Subject: Re: Games
Date: 17 Dec 1992 16:24:06 GMT
Organization: Sun, Moon, and Stars
NNTP-Posting-Host: abingdon

In article <18152@autodesk.COM> booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:
>So, it is terribly unfair to men to have women conditioned to love
>plastic men without penises. 

When this topic came up in a different time and place, a female friend
of mine pointed out that Ken dolls could be used quite effectively as
dildoes, and that she never really cared that the dolls weren't
anatomically correct.

>This goes a long way towards explaining
>the immense wealth of Michael Jackson and not his brother Jermaine.

I always felt if Michael was going to enjoy all the popularity he
received, he should at least take a few lessons from Jimi Hendrix.
Now *there's* a guy with a dick like an anaconda.  Can someone explain
to me why teeny-boppers always get hung up on bland, androgynous
"musicians?"

>I was born in 1956 and got a Barbie in 1963.

I was born in 1965 and pulled the head off my sister's Barbie in 1972.
Did Barbie ever have a job as a topless dancer?

andy
banta@abingdon.sun.com
--
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism
 by those who have not got it."
                                -- George Bernard Shaw
From: yarvin@cs.yale.edu (Norman Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Shit-for-brains grad students
Date: 17 Dec 1992 21:12:32 -0500
Organization: Yale Computer Science Department
NNTP-Posting-Host: cathy.na.cs.yale.edu

alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Alexander Vrchoticky) writes:
>i wrote:
>>>ah, the academic world, where art and science meet:
>>>it's science to solve problems, but it is art to create problems
>>>that can be solved. to hell with this kind of intellectual masturbation.
>
>yarvin@cs.yale.edu (Norman Yarvin) makes me wonder about the colour
>of the sky on *his* planet:

Black, with a slight orange tint.  At the moment.

>>Why would anybody want to create problems in the first place?  There are
>>enough problems that already exist.  Even if you don't count the ones posed
>>by academics.

Sorry for not making it clear that this was a theoretical question.  I am all
too familiar with the pressure to produce "results".  The question is
merely: can we condemn _everybody_ who poses a new problem, or do we have to
be a bit more selective and only condemn 99/100 of them?

I tend toward the latter view, though 99/100 is too generous for some
disciplines.

--
Norman Yarvin						yarvin@cs.yale.edu
 "Generous, adj.  Originally this word meant noble by birth and was applied
  to a great multitude of persons.  It now means noble by nature and is
  taking a bit of a rest." -- Ambrose Bierce, _The Devil's Dictionary_
From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Santa Claus
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Date: 16 Dec 1992 17:55:43 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com


>WHAT you mean Santa Claus is NOT real!!??

He was, but he's dead.



Geoff


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From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Entertainment peeves
Date: 15 Dec 92 01:17:10 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Dec11.235944.27317@igor.tamri.com> donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin) writes:
>johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) whinges:

Did I do that?  I didn't even know I knew how to whinge.  Most of the time
I'd rather wine, but it's good to know I've got that talent just in case.

|>|RelatedPeeve: The Holidays(tm) are upon us and so begins the inevitable
|>|      tug of war -- do we go to our relatives' or will they come down
|>|      to see us?  We finally found a compromise solution, but still,
|>|      we go through this year after year...
|>
|>Peeve: Not having that choice. (spending Christmas alone)
|
|Sorry to hear that, John.  If we hear about you having a nasty accident with
|a shotgun or being overcome by fumes while cleaning your oven, we'll know
|what happened.

Thank's for your concern.  You're compassion has got me welling up right
now.  Wait, let me grab a tissue.

SNNFFBBBBTTTTT.

There, If feel better already.

|
|ObSuggestion:  Write this number down:  1 (800) DONT-DIE
|
|>| John Fereira        | Auspex Systems | "Ask me about my vow of silence." |
|>| johnf@auspex.com    | Santa Clara CA |                                   |
|
|What's the point?  You couldn't answer anyway...

You'd be amazed at how many people don't "get it".
 
Peeve: single ply tissue.
-- 
+==========================================================================+
| John Fereira        | Auspex Systems | "Ask me about my vow of silence." |
| johnf@auspex.com    | Santa Clara CA |                                   |
+==========================================================================+
From: donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Malcolm X
Date: 15 Dec 92 00:45:04 GMT
Organization: TOSHIBA America MRI, South San Francisco, CA

In article <1gggj3INNhmi@CATHY.NA.CS.YALE.EDU> yarvin@cs.yale.edu
(Norman Yarvin) writes:
>The movie was based on Malcolm X's autobiography as told to Alex Haley.
>Reading the book gives the clearest picture of what was distorted in the
>film, but the film itself contains contradictions.  For instance, one minute
>it has Spike Lee's version with people acting all mournful and depressed
>around the still-warm body, and immediately after, in a old and jerky (*)
>film clip, the real people going completely ape as they run the body out to
>an ambulance.

It hadn't hit me but, yes, that was cludgey.

>The character of the man was thoroughly misrepresented.  The person in the
>film was not the cynical Malcolm X who once remarked that his wife was the
>only woman he ever found who could be trusted as much as 75%, and that he had
>told her that.  
>
>Spike Lee was probably trying to make an accurate movie.  But he was by
>nature too timid to do so.  The really astounding parts were all left out or
>altered.  They would have detracted from the Big Picture he painted so well.

I don't know, I still maintain that it was a fine movie.  You're right, in
that he didn't express that same comment about trusting his wife.  However,
I did think that Lee did a good job on this movie.  The impression I got
from the movie was that Malcolm and his wife (Betty?) married because it
was the correct thing to do, according to their religious beliefs.  Later,
when she first tells him about all the little kids that Elijah Muhammed
has made with women in the group, it still seems like a marriage of
convenience:  they don't relate like a close husband/wife couple.

Lee didn't skimp on other, probably more controversial details...e.g.,
Malcom X's comment about JFK's assasination being a case of the "chickens
coming home to roost".  Sure he was a cynical guy...but that was adequately
demonstrated in the film, I thought.

There were a couple things I can think of that were different in the movie
than they were described in the book.  For one, the book never says that
Malcolm X's phone was bugged by the FBI (I think).  And the book doesn't
explain away the Russian Roulette scene, the way the movie does,

>At least he did not stoop to being politically correct.  When under threat
>near the end, Malcolm comes up with a large semiautomatic pistol at one
>point, and a military-style semiauto rifle with a large magazine at another
>point.

That's one thing I like about Malcolm X:  he didn't try to start a racial
armageddon and he did avert a riot...but when it came to defending himself
and his family, he didn't screw around.

   don
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr)
Subject: Re: Fuck Christmas
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 16:17:07 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <symingto.724041635@room708.sco.dec.com> symingto@iti.org (F. S. Symington) writes:

>drew you are obviously an ass and don't deserve more attention than
>this:
>	I read a news article from someone that seemed to be unhappy
>    	with the season and I thought I would share a personal
>	experience that would help that person get a better feel for
>	what the holiday spirit is about. Your assault on me was
>	uncalled for and stupid. I wish you luck in life....
>	You will need it.

Then, you pompous twaddlehead, why don't you also ask Santa for a
sense of proportion? This is alt.fucking.peeves. Not
alt.feel.good.about.christmas,
alt.i.feel.fuzzy.about.fat.men.in.red 
or even alt.I.hate.what.banta.posts.

We do not console here, you smug heifer, we *rant*. We *bitch* ,
we indulge our sense of outrage, and most of all we peeve.

Now, don't let the door pinch your ass on the way out.

And mind the wolfhounds.

Sheesh.

Regards, Charles
-- 
Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: machala@spdc.ti.com (King Mosher)
Subject: Re: Fuck Christmas
Organization: Texas Instruments
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:19:39 GMT

yarvin@cs.yale.edu (Norman Yarvin) writes:

>symingto@iti.org (F. S. Symington) writes:
>> But what do you tell a 2-year-old about the Tooth
>>Fairy, Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, etc. when this is what society
>>has been forcing for years? Are children still allowed to be kids?
>>Or do we force the ugliness of reality on them at age 2 or 3?

>The only reason you see it as "ugliness" is that you yourself were lied to
>as a child, and thus still would prefer these lies to be true.  The notion
>that children are more mentally delicate than adults is not only wrong, it
>is the exact reverse of the truth.  Children can take in any version of the
>world with perfect equanimity, whereas adults consider anything outside
>their own pet notions to be distasteful.

I told my kid Santa was true just to delude him. He'll thank me for it
later and so will the makers for Prozac :)) (santa smiling with a beard)
Merry Christmas all.
--
              Beer - It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Chuck Machala - Semiconductor Process and Design Center - Texas Instruments
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From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.angst
Subject: Another Lost Soul
Date: 11 Dec 92 22:46:10 GMT
	<symingto.723966805@room708.sco.dec.com>
	<lier0bINN6p2@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> <winkern.18.0@columbia.dsu.edu>
Followup-To: misc.test,alt.romance.chat
Organization: NMSU Computer Science


Crossposting into a bad part of the net, winkern@columbia.dsu.edu 
(NANCY MARIE WINKER) very neatly writes with her red pen:

<In article <lier0bINN6p2@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> banta@abingdon.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs before cooking) writes:
<>From: banta@abingdon.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs before cooking)
<>Subject: Re: Fuck Christmas
<>Date: 10 Dec 1992 16:10:51 GMT

<>(F. S. Symington) writes:

<>>The only value I find in Christmas is in my kids
<>>excitement on Christmas morning. 

<>Great.  Just what I need.  A couple of yipping carpet chimps at five
<>in the morning after The Night of the Nog.  It's not normally until
<>noon that I've sandblasted the layer of scum from the inside of my
<>mouth.
 
<You-who Drew:  You must not have kids either.  

	What if he does? Maybe all his kids ride Harley's and
	are going to drop over to visit you this year...

<>>rest of the world still believe... then she smiled and said   
<>>       "Daddy... I Love You"

<>Did you unzip you fly and say "Prove it?"
 
<You-Who Drew:  I sure hope you don't have kids if this is your idea of child-
<parent love

	You-Who Binker: I sure hope you realize what newsgroups
	you are crossposting to..not that it makes any difference,
	in the long run.

	I'll set the followup to some *much* more appropriate
	newsgroups, Binky.
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw)
Subject: Officemate from Hell
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Keywords: talk talk talk
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: All I want is a little peace!
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 19:34:58 GMT


That's all I can stands! I can't stands no more! The Cross I Must
Bear, Good Old DonBoy, has gone over the edge and become a clone of
Geoff's CubeNeighbor From Hell. Lately he's been spending hours on
the phone, frequently with women or someone who sounds suspiciously
a bookie or a bootlegger, while anxious lusers wait in a queue out
the door and down the hall, and none too placidly. Some day soon I
expect them to rebel (revoltingly, of course) and commit mayhem,
preferrably on him and not on me. I hope it's during the next two
weeks, while I experience a definite...

!Peeve: two weeks off, consecutively: almost enough time to de-
compress from work. We have four days of holiday coming up, and I
got the other six workdays off as vacation. Somehow, just thinking
of that abates the distress caused by TCIMB.

Happy Solstice, y'all.
--
.Sig confiscated by the EtherCopz

Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon)
Subject: The dog ate my homework
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Netcom - SF Bay, Cal Northifornia
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:27:49 GMT

In article <29460@castle.ed.ac.uk> M L "Mabel" Broadgate writes:

> [ ... ]
>Ob-compunerdy-boring-PhD-oriented peeve:
>
>just when I thought this PhD couldn't get worse I suddenly find myself
>having to repeat the last year and a half's work 'cos the computer
>messed up - the stuff is not lost - just worthless! [ ... ]

Peeve: "The computer messed up."  I've heard this used as an excuse for
practically every human-engineered screwup on Earth, from the bank
misallocating my money to the travel agent who booked me an aisle seat
on the redeye flight to Cleveland (!) when I needed to be in Dallas the
next day.  One of the very few socially redeeming features of computers
is that they never, never "mess up".  They break, they crash, they
succumb to power fluctuations, cosmic rays, under-engineered components
which turn to potting compound whilst saving a fuse from blowing, and
a host of other wrath-of-God stuff, but they don't make mistakes.
Lost a file when the disk exploded?  No problem, just find your backup
tape, right?  You were editing a 300-line file when the cat pulled the
power cord?  Hey, you saved the file periodically to disk, you're OK.
To hear this lamest of all excuses from someone finishing a PhD in the
field is disheartening.

>M

-- 
Rick Gordon      | "Loud is good." 
rickg@netcom.com |   -- Frank Loesser 
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: donp@twg.com (Don Pette)
Subject: Re: Lost Mail
Organization: WollyWorld, Palo Alto, CA
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 22:55:04 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.172949.3969@sun1x.actc.res.utc.com> scottb@sun1x.actc.res.utc.com (Scottb) writes:
>
> Newbie blather deleted
>
>
>There must be some mail eating thingy out there somewhere.  

Yep, it's called Paul Crowley. 


-Don
--
"Don!"
"Yeah, dad."
"Did you deliver your papers today?"
"Yep."
"Are you _sure_ you delivered 'em?"
"Yep."
"Are you *absolutely* sure?"
oh shit.
"uhh, yeah."
"Then what are these?" 
SLAM! "Ouch!" SLAM! "OUCH!!"

                      --Conversations with father
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: bait (was: Re: Malcolm X)
Date: 17 Dec 92 00:14:39 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

potler@umbc4.umbc.edu (Laura Potler (GSFC)) writes:
|
|>peeve: that men don't bake goodies as a way of luring women.
|
I'll show you my bread if you'll show me your pie.

-- 
+==========================================================================+
| John Fereira        | Auspex Systems | "Ask me about my vow of silence." |
| johnf@auspex.com    | Santa Clara CA |                                   |
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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw)
Subject: Re: I want to grow up and be a manager
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Colt. Mfg. Co.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 16:45:56 GMT


In article <1992Dec16.211112.3268@wetware.com>, drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
[management peeve deleted]
	Would shooting this MangementDroid be considered
	'discharge of a firearm into a public nusance'?
	
	or
	
	'a waste of good ammunition'?

I'd call it target practice and let it go at that. Never hurts to keep the old
hunting skills sharpened up, especially at your age.
--
Nollaig faoi shona 's faoi bhasa dhaoibh!
From: Not_Al_Crawford@ed.ac.uk (Not Al Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Beatles Peeve
Date: 14 Dec 92 11:55:11 GMT
Reply-To: Not_Al_Crawford@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Not Al Crawford)
Organization: Penicuik People's Revolutionary Sheepdog Liberation Front
Originator: awrc@hoy.dcs.ed.ac.uk

And lo, t88swa@tdb.uu.se (Sven Wallman) spake unto the masses saying:
>
> I thought Frank Oz was dead.

He is?? I thought it was only Jim Henson that was pushing up daisies. When
did this happen?

Damn, this is worrying - I've started not noticing that people have died,
what'll happen next? Will I join the US Coastguard and begin to look like
Elvis?

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From: mikea@zorba.gvg.tek.com (Michael P. Anderson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.angst
Subject: Re: Fuck Christmas
Date: 19 Dec 92 03:24:10 GMT
Followup-To: alt.peeves

ObXmas Peeve: Relatones wearing body scents that kill your plants and make
	      cats urp on the carpet..leave the musk home next time willya?

"She was magnificent, but that was before the operation." C. Barnard
Newsgroups: alt.peeves