HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rjs5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ROBERT JOSEPH SOLFANELLI)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: AL BUNDY'S NUDIE BAR POEM?
Date: 23 Nov 92 15:50:02 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <92327.221004MFM104@psuvm.psu.edu>, MFM104@psuvm.psu.edu (Markus) wri
tes:
>Does anybosy remember the words to al bundy's nudie bar poem i believe one of t
>he lines went like this:
>
>           at the nudie bar
>           where you can look at a thigh
>           and blacken an eye
>           at the nudie bar
>
>that's all i remember any additions???? please e-mail thanks
>
I remember a verse...

            at the nudie bar
            where they show you their butt
            and they keep their trap shut
            at the nudie bar

That's the only one I can remember.

    Bob Solfanelli
    Lehigh University
From: sinead@osaki.ssl.fujitsu.co.jp (Sinead)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: [priest & nun]
Date: 20 Nov 92 01:16:45 GMT
Organization: Fujitsu SSL, Osaki, Japan
In-reply-to: wp11+@andrew.cmu.edu's message of 17 Nov 92 05:42:17 GMT


not bad but here's a better one .. and it's almost seasonal. (by the
way it's not ment to offend anyone so if you don't like the
characters substitute them for what you like).


Anyway, an italian and a jew met on a train one day and got talking.
after a while the jew asked the italian what he got his wife for
christmas. the italian said a diamond necklace and a sporsts car.
the jew said this was very generous but why the sporst car. the
italian said "if she'a doesn't like`a the necklace she can'a go
in her car to the shop and'a change it". the italian then asked
the jew what he got his wife for christmas. the jew said a pair
of slippers and a dildo.
the italian looked at the jew a little surprised and asked why. the
jew said "if she doesn't like the slipper she can go fuck herself"


   _
sinead.
From: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (BOB MCNULTY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: UNIONS
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:06:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: charnel.1e9622INN3o5
Reply-To: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: oavax.csuchico.edu


	Four Union Members were discussing how smart their dogs were.  The
first was a United Auto Worker who said his dog could do math calculations.
His dog was named T-Square and he told him to go to the blackboard and draw
a square, a circle and a triangle which the dog did with no sweat.  The United
Steel Workers member said he thought his dog was better.  His dog, named
Slide-Rule was told to fetch a dozen cookies and bring them back and divide
them into 4 piles of 3 each which Slide-Rule did with no problems.  The Oil,
Chemical, and Atomic Workers member said that was good, but he felt his dog was
much better.  His dog named Magnum Measure was told to go and get a quart
of milk and pour 7 ounces into a 10 ounce glass.  The dog did this with
no problems.  All three agreed this was very good and that all the dogs were
smart.  The  they all truned to the Teamsters Member and asked, "What can 
your dog do?"  The Teamster Member called his dog, whose name was Coffee
Break, and said, "Show the fellows what you can do."  The dog went over, 
pissed on the blackboard, ate the cookies, drank the milk and screwed the
other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, filed for Workman's 
Compensation and went home on sick leave.

        ////////      "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
       (       )        from mediocre minds."   
        \ @ @ /                          A. Einstein
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BMCNULTY@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
From: btdcs207@csd.uwe.ac.uk (DOC)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 16 Nov 92 12:12:21 GMT
Organization: University of the West of England, Bristol

I can take it no longer, can someone post, or email me the Green Golf Ball
Joke.  I need to know what it is.  The curiosity is killing me.
Please, someone help me.


Thanks

Scott
From: hjiwa@gruc19.nor.chevron.com (Jeff Wang)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Married With Children Quotes
Keywords: Bundy
Date: 21 Nov 92 22:09:29 GMT
Organization: Chevron Petroleum Technology Company

Hi netters !

Does anybody have any collections of quotes from "Married With Children" ???
Especially those of Kelly and Al.  Email or post.  Thanks!

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From: gretchke@yang.earlham.edu (Glory Card!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: **BIZARRE LAWS***
Date: 20 Nov 92 00:53:42 GMT
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana


I've got three laws that I remember are still on the books .
	It's illegal to hunt whales in Oklahoma.
	In Kentucky, you can be fined if you bathe more than once a year.
And finally, my favorite one, from my home state of Arkansas...
	It's against the law to vote within 50 feet of a polling place.

Just my attempt to make everyone's day a little more surreal...

                                                 Gretchen

-- 
"The mist clung to the mountain the same way a thirteen-year-old girl clings
to her boyfriend, although the mountain wasn't thinking about "getting lucky."
                                 (1990 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest entry)
From: mikeb@igor.tamri.com (Mike Bracanovic)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:30:40 GMT
Organization: TOSHIBA America MRI, South San Francisco, CA

In article <1992Nov16.062012.15065@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg> gckchin@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg (Kelvyn Chin) writes:
>Thi Van Ausdal (ausdal@ece.scarolina.edu) wrote:
>: 
>: > FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
>: 
>: 
>: >Well there you have it!! Add on if you can!!
>:
>
>FIAT-  Fuck in a Taxi.
>
>kelvyn 

FIAT- Furt In A Toalet

Mike,

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 17:38:48 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.062732.15214@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg> gckchin@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg (Kelvyn Chin) writes:
>CHEN JIA TYAN (isc30176@nusunix1.nus.sg) wrote:
>: > What is the deal with this Green Golf Ball joke?  I've seen it mentioned
>: > several times now, and I would really like to read/hear it.  If there's some-
>: > thing obscene or something about it, fine, but could somebody PLEASE PLEASE
>: > PLEASE mail it to me?  I promise I won't be offended.....
>: 
>: Me too!
>: I'm beginning suspect somebody made this up.     
>
>Make that three of us ;) I *PROMISE* i won't be offended too.

If you don't believe it exists, then you don't need to know it.
Nyaaah.  ;-)

Friar
-- 
     "Don't damn me when I speak my piece of mind, 
     'cause silence isn't golden if I'm holdin' it inside."
                           --- W. Axl Rose

friar@choate.edu
From: marsh@hpsad.sad.hp.com (Marshall Ward)
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 23:57:38 GMT
Subject: Re: Not the GGBJ
Organization: HP Signal Analysis Division - Rohnert Park, CA
Newsgroups: rec.humor

THE GGBJ DOES NOT EXIST!  Can we go on now please?

Marshall
From: f004@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: SICK Tampon JOKE!
Date: 18 Nov 92 02:02:04 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


Here is a sickie for all you netters:

WHY DO TAMPONS HAVE STRINGS ATTACHED TO THEM????





So that you can floss afterwards........... :^}
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Re: These aren't funny
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:56:48 GMT

In article <1editnINNga7@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris) writes:


>	What's brown and sticky?
>		A stick
>	What goes splash splash splash splash splash splash?
>		Rain
>	What goes flip flop flip flop scuffle flip flop flip boing
>	wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee splat?
>		A lemming wearing ill-fitting shoes
>
                ^^^^^^^^^^

No. I dont believe it. dont WANT to believe it. Here I am, cured long
time ago of that illness, living a happy life under safe conditions.
THEN. COMES. THAT. BASTARD.

               L  E  M  M  I  N  G  S  !  !  !  !

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are back! Little blue greenhaired monsters are crawling up again!
From between the keys, from the disk, from the screen...I can hear
their tiny voices laughing eerily, calling for me....they are back.
And they are claiming me once more, to wander from screen to screen,
building, crawling, blowing to atoms or splattering into acid....
Lord have mercy on me....I cannot resist any lo
-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
From: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (BOB MCNULTY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: SCOTSMEN
Date: 18 Nov 92 19:35:34 GMT
Reply-To: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: oavax.csuchico.edu


	Rowdy Roddy McDowell, one of Scotland's most noted bagpiper (and lush)  
was asked to perform at a local wedding of one of his village's most prominent
citizens.  Knowing that everyone would attend he vowed not to drink
excessively, or leave the reception before making a fool of himself.  
	The big day arrived and he performed in a grand fassion and then, at
the reception, proceeded to drink copious quantities of Scotch.  Remembering his
vow he left the reception deciding to walk home before doing anything he would 
regret the next day.  Half way home the effects of all that Scotch began to hit 
him so he found a grassy knoll and laid down, quickly falling asleep.
	Also walking home that night were the McGladry sisters Mary and Jill
(nuns at the local convent).  As they passed the sleeping McDowell, Mary asked  
Jill
       "I've always what Scotsmen wear under thier kilts, Do you know sister
	Jill?"

       "No!" replies Jill.  "But I suppose we could find out.  HEE HEE"
	So Sister Jill lifts up Rowdy Roddy's kilt and sure enough has nothing 
	on under his kilt.
	Sister Mary was feeling quite spunky, removed the blue hair ribbon she
was wearing and tied it around McDowell's organ and then lowered his kilt.
The two Sisters then continued thier walk home.
	The next morning Rowdy Roddy woke up and feeling something strange
under his kilt, lifted it up to investigate,   Saying....


	"Hoot Mon, I dunna a know where ya a been,


		but ya won first prize!!!" 

        ////////      "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
       (       )        from mediocre minds."   
        \ @ @ /                          A. Einstein
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From: gillon@guvax.acc.georgetown.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Babies
Date: 16 Nov 92 09:57:54 -0500
Distribution: world
Organization: Georgetown University

How do you make a baby float?

	Take your foot of its head.


What a sad state of human affairs when some consider this funny.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 19:04:22 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.175651.21960@spock.UUCP> chuckie@spock.uucp (Alec H. Peterson) writes:
>In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>>
>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be...
>>>>>
>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>> 
>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>> they'd be...
>>> 
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>> there'd be...
>>
>...An incredibly large waste of bandwidth.  Don't you people
>have something better to do?
No....


-- 
Matthew Ryan
zaphod@choate.edu

VI Rules!   So There!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livian)
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 13:25:50 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>>they'd be....
>>>>
>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be...
>>>>
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>they'd be...
>>
>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>> they'd be...
>>
> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> there'd be...
>
 999,999,994 more idiots who will continue this shit and will waste bandwith
 for NOTHING.
 Stop it please.It is not funny at all.
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From: plward@ll.mit.edu (paula l ward)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: GGBJ : Here it is !!!!
Date: 18 Nov 92 17:58:32 GMT
Organization: MIT Lincoln Laboratory


Ok guys, I'm posting this ONLY to shut people up!
(It was really posted a couple of days ago but most of you missed it...)

BTW, I think it's gross but you've been forwarned...
(P.S. Don't flame me if you don't like it. I didn't make it up!)



                                           ^
In Article 56198 of rec.humor:mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Michael Howard) writes:

>At great personal risk (hhmmm... :-) I am posting the green golfball joke.
>This will hopefully clear up the fuss about it 'not existing', and show every1
>what all the fuss was about. <below edit taken off of monochrome somewhere



>Ok, so here it comes...


>... the green golf ball joke...


>... <drumroll> ...


><Warning: is slightly sick: do not read if easily offended>

>---------------------------------------------------[Thu Nov  7 15:42:46 1991]--
>From: YYURYYUBICURYY4me (blackcat)
>
>Subject:The infamous green golf ball joke

> This vicar is hearing confession from this guy, who tells him about a brothel
>he goes to where a woman can give a blow job while singing! The vicar can
>hardly believe this, but the man assures him it's true. 'It must be a miracle!'
>thinks the vicar to himself, but thinks no more about it.
>
> The next day, he gets drunk on communal wine, and decides to check out this
>incredible thing for himself! So he goes to the brothel, and asks the madame
>about the amazing miracle woman he's heard about who does the singing blow
>jobs. The madame shows him a picture of the beautifull girl, but tells him he 
>has to be blindfolded while she does the business, so the way she does it can
>be kept a secret.
>
> The vicar agrees, and pays the madame. She leads him into a dark room, 
>followed by the girl, who seductively undresses him, then blindfolds him. But
>just before he notices something about the size of a green golf ball on a 
>shelf in the corner.
>
> Anyway, the woman starts to do the business, and then suddenly breaks into
>angellic song while giving the vicar the best blow job he's ever had in his
>life! <and he used to get about a bit before taking the vows!> After she
>finished, he was just overcome with curiosity, and made a grab for the light!
>
> All he saw was the girl on the bed and, in the corner on the shelf, a single
>glass eye... 
>>
>
>(BC.)
><you can tell how much of a nerd some1 is by how long it takes them 2 get it:-> 
>--
From: inde7fw@rosie.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ggbj
Date: 16 Nov 92 21:35:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: rosie.16NOV199215351415
Distribution: world
Organization: University of Houston
NNTP-Posting-Host: rosie.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Nov16.210658.21894@rat.csc.calpoly.edu>, jsheldon@polyslo.csc.calpoly.edu (Juli "Ice Queen" Sheldon) writes...
>In article <16NOV199214224311@rosie.uh.edu> inde7fw@rosie.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny)> 
>Huh???  What do you mean it doesn't exist??  I've heard the joke and it is
>HILARIOUS!  Perhaps you are just as deprived as all these other poor people
>and someone pulled the wool over your eyes instead of telling you the joke.
> 
>Now I just wish that I had a copy so that I could give all these desirous
>jokesters what they crave.  Sorry I don't..  ;-(

 bullshit.  utter bullshit.
  i happen to know that the joke doesn't exist and it never did.
i'm not sure who you think you're fooling, but it sure as hell isn't me.



                                                           dan
                                                           inde7fw@jetson.uh.edu

>
From: jeffj@ultra.com (Jeff Johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 19 Nov 92 06:07:06 GMT
Reply-To: jeffj@ultra.com
Organization: Ultra Network Technologies

In article 22226@ucsu.Colorado.EDU, hunsberg@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Bryan Hunsberger) writes:
=>O.k.  I think I understand what is going on here.  If there
=>is no fucking Green Golf Ball Joke, I'm really going to get 
=>pissed.  So tell it to me!  Please please please please please
=>please please please please please please please please please
=>please please please please please please please please please
=>PLEASE don't make me beg!
=>
=>Thank you.
=>
=>Bryan.


Hey Bryan,

  Stop begging.

Here's the GGBJ:

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From: gulati@cs.bu.edu (Sanjay Gulati)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 17 Nov 92 01:55:49 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
>
>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>they'd be...
>
>-- 

broken glass on the floor ....


get this @$#@#$ outta here





Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hunsberg@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Bryan Hunsberger)
Subject: Green Golf Ball Joke
Summary: What the hell is it?
Keywords: That damn Joke.
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 06:00:08 GMT

O.k.  I think I understand what is going on here.  If there
is no fucking Green Golf Ball Joke, I'm really going to get 
pissed.  So tell it to me!  Please please please please please
please please please please please please please please please
please please please please please please please please please
PLEASE don't make me beg!

Thank you.

Bryan.
From: mpf2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARK PETER FILIPPS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: DO YOU KNOW THE GGBJ?!?
Date: 17 Nov 92 15:44:28 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov16.174557.6389@gw.wmich.edu>, x90bugay@gw.wmich.edu writes:
>I AM IN DIRE NEED OF HUMOR, GOOD HUMOR.
>ANYONE WHO HAS THE INFAMOUS GGBJ, PLEASE E-MAIL
>IT TO ME.   I AM BRAVE AND I AM PREPARED TO
>RECEIVE IT AND I AM NOT AFRAID OF MY SYSOP.
>YET...
>THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE...
>
>krb
>
I would like to second that!
my sysop can go blow him/herself for all I care!

post the damn thing or if you can't, at least send it to me.
I'll take my chances with my sysop.

        mpf2@lehigh.edu

    Thank you...
-- 

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From: renzoni@acsu.buffalo.edu (Marc A Renzoni)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: That damn Green Golf Ball joke.
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:51:53 GMT
Organization: UB

Could someone please send me this joke?
It is really a big waste of bandwidth if there really isn't a joke.
Prove there is one!  E-mail me, or, better yet, POST IT!

Ren
From: pdlemass@unix2.tcd.ie (Something original)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 18 Nov 92 08:58:10 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

Oh you sad bastards.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.flame.spelling
From: jim@fuji.eng.yale.edu (James J. Szinger)
Subject: Re: haha #3
Organization: Yale University, Intelligent Sensors Lab, Elect. Eng.
Distribution: rec
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:15:51 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.4202.6284@dosgate> "mike clemens"
<mike.clemens@canrem.com> writes:
> boyfriend went to Harvard and that he liked to make love with his sweater on.

You misspelled 'hahvahd'.  It's lower case and has no R's.

Jim
--
James Szinger                        jim@fuji.eng.yale.edu

"He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad."
From: robinson@odie.ee.wits.ac.za (Michael Robinson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: limerick
Date: 17 Nov 92 08:00:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: odie.robinson.79
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Novell Users).

>Here's a limerick for all you 
trekkies.  I just made it up.

>A food replicator's malaise
>Produced meals of purples and greys.
>    Kirk's bowels, it was told
>    Could not be controlled
>So they beamed his ass out into space.

>Glen


Don't give up your day job!

Cheers,
Michael
Newsgroups: rec.humor