From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Sig Extension #6
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:55:48 GMT

The Enormous Sig Extension File #6
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Charles F. Teague II  Net:cteague@cs.umb.edu  Real:33 Sidney Ave, Lynn MA 01902
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| Computers are so powerful because  | "Don't do what I SAY, | 'lush' CS 1993 |
| they do whatever you tell them to. |  do what I mean!!!!"  | TKE-zm sn 603  |
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Hi!  I'm a replicating .sig virus!  Join in the fun and copy me into yours!


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Y I T B,            |Quoc Bui         |Golf? No   | "For real wealth
 /-------\-------\  |University of    |sir, prefer| and  real  power
|         |       | |British Columbia,|prison flog| in Canada,   in-
|         |-------/ |Vancouver, B. C. |___________| herit  it, marry
|         |       \ |-----------------------------| it   or   forget
|     \   |        ||Quoc_Bui@mindlink.bc.ca      | it."
 \______\/________/ |Bui@unixg.ubc.bc             |  -Walter Stewart
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Steven C. Salaris                We're...a lot more dangerous than 2 Live Crew
salaris@niblick.ecn.purdue.edu   and their stupid use of foul language because
                                 we have ideas.  We have a philosophy.
                                                  Geoff Tate -- Queensryche



            Chuq "IMHO" Von Rospach, Enterprise Products Support
            chuq@apple.com | GEnie:CHUQ & MAC.BIGOT | ALink:CHUQ
               Book Reviewer, Amazing Stories =+= Member, SFWA
           Editor, OtherRealms =+= #include <standard/disclaimer.h>

We've done $50 million of R&D on the Apple Human Interface. We've
discovered, among other things, two pertinent facts: 1) Test subjects
consistently report that keyboarding is faster than mousing. 2) the
stopwatch consistently reports that mousing is faster than keyboarding.
	-- Tog on Interface



You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and
sound but of mind. A journey into a wonderous land whose boundaries are that of
imagination.  That's a signpost up ahead -- your next stop: the Twilight Zone!


You unlock this door with the key of imagination.  Beyond it is another
dimension: a dimension if sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind.
You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Zone.


There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension
as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.  It is the middle ground between
light and shadow, between science and superstition. And it lies between the pit
of Man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.  This is the dimension of
imagination -- it is an area which we call "The Twilight Zone".


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    (*/ _____________________________________________________________ (*/
     Y_/             Burning the candle at both ends....             \_Y
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Charles F. Teague II  Real:33 Sidney Ave, Lynn MA 01902  Net:cteague@cs.umb.edu
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| Computers are so powerful because  | "Don't do what I SAY, | 'lush' CS 1992 |
| they do whatever you tell them to. |  do what I mean!!!!"  | TKE-zm sn 603  |
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|  "Johnson"                              | "                               " |
|  johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com |               -- Marcel Marceau   |
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|  Disclaimer:  It's just my Tourette's Syndrome acting up again.             |
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   ,-/___________/-----,                 Marc Hart                 
  ,--|          |-----;      Future CEO of the ACME Corporation                
  |__|  A C M E |____/            iaexp000@blurt.oswego.edu        
     |__________|/        -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
     ,---|__|/----,          "I'm different from other people,   
    /____________/|             pain hurts me." - Daffy Duck
    |___________|/                                                 


When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing.


        ///      "Well, this isn't a COMIC BOOK, you know!"     \\\
=======///                Yoshi, Appleseed Book 2                \\\============
======///         Want any Manga work done? Just email me!        \\\===========
     /// cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au      a.k.a. Kuro to Shiroi \\\


Ernest Cline
cline@usceast.cs.scarolina.edu     TheUSC
"Now see here son, you're going about it all wrong." - Foghorn Leghorn


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Jim Heath	"Land of song, said the warrior bard,
		Though all the world betrays thee.
		One sword, at least, your rights shall guard,
		One faithful harp will praise thee."


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* "Are we having fun yet?"  asked the spider of the fly, right before it     *
* handed the fly a 400 question exam and said, "You have 15 minutes.  Start  *
* now."                                                                      *
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   KJS @ucsb.mcl (Jesse Chang)               e-mail: uslave@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu *
   "Jumping into hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!"      -- Han Solo * 
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"She's a nice girl but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."--Foghorn Leghorn



 They said you'd gone completely insane, and that your methods were unsound.

	   Mark Eckenwiler    eck@panix.com    ...!cmcl2!panix!eck



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|    |   | (___  |__)   | \  /     | If I were a REAL signature virus,   | 
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                 Brad Bobak -- bbobak@descartes.waterloo.edu
                            -- somewhere along the UUCP bang path
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 "#892:ojm,n.120xa/.ajko -- Err..sorry, forgot to uncompress my sig!


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this is my .sig...don't wear it out.


aka   Marla Belzowski     saavik@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
   (owned and trained by)
Mauii Nikki Belzowski CD CERF TDI "Mauii" -- Tri-color rough female collie
and her son, Brittish Legend of Beowulf CERF "Wolfie" -- Tri-color rough 


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-- Paul A. Sand                | He who will not reason, is a bigot;
-- University of New Hampshire | he who cannot is a fool;
-- pas@kepler.unh.edu          | and he who dares not is a slave.
			       |     (Sir William Drummond)


"..life is change...that's how its different from the rocks.." Airplane


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 | |__) |/   | ||    | ||      | ||      By a gang of brutal facts
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   Academic Computing...(stt@unix.cis.pitt.edu)
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There are only two types of ships in the NAVY; SUBMARINES 
                 and TARGETS !!!
Richard Pierson E06584 vnet: [908] 699-6063
Internet: fist@iscp.belcore.com,|| UUNET:uunet!bcr!fist  
#include <std.disclaimer> My opinions are my own!!!
I DONT CARE IF I SOUND CONFUSED, I KNOW WHAT I MEAN !!!


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		We apologise for any inconvenience.


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When I stand up, I'm right as rain.  But when I sit down, there's a stabbing
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Disclaimer: I am posting under a pseudonym for personal reasons. There is 
enough info in the headers to determine my posting site and possibly even 
determine my login name which is all the information you get from other
postings except that in this case you KNOW for sure that the name in the
headers is a pseudonym. If you don't like the idea put me in your kill file. 


Bill Kaufman               | "I mean ... it's not even been a two-and-two-make-
wkaufman@us.oracle.com     |  five sort of day, it's more like a two-and-two-
                           |  make ... *fish* ..."  -- "Cages", Dave McKean


 Wendy Lee (agent99@kretin.infoserv.com)
 "Still dating the normal, I see.  Couldn't you *dig* up someone better?"
 "Hey, she quit digging when she found me, pal."
 "Perhaps she needs a new shovel."
				   -- Maloculo Macawber and Darkwing Duck


Would you believe I'm to lazy to make a .signature


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"Is Death that woman's mate?
 /Her/ lips were red, /her/ looks were free,
 Her locks were yellow as gold:
 Her skin was white as leprosy,
 The Night-Mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
 Who thicks man's blood with cold." 
				- The Ancient Mariner, Samuel Coleridge
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Adam Levin      	    st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for
 a moment suggesting that you should - you would find
 nothing but an enormous drool gland"--Dave Barry 


Love:  two minds without a single thought. -- Philip Barry


>>>>>>>>>>>        <<<<         <<<<<<   
 <<<<<<<<<<<      >>>>   >>>   >>>>>>    Tim Webb   tcw@kepler.unh.edu
     >>>>        <<<<  <<<<<  <<<<<    _________________________________
      <<<<      >>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>   
       >>>>    <<<<<<<<  <<<<<<<       "What the hell..."
        <<<<  >>>>>>>    >>>>>>                --Jon Anderson



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hancock@inland.com          |My company and I agree:
Tom Hancock -- Assoc. Engr. |    I speak for myself, and not the company!
<i> Inland Steel Co. <i>    |
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"The time has come, the Walrus said, To talk of many things......"  L. Carroll


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Scott W. Roby           *This sentence no verb.*      "No Matter where you go..
Phys.& Astr.Dept.    ///// / /  /  *|*  \  \ \ \\\\\      there you are!"
Univ.of Delaware    ((((( ( (  (  * + *  )  ) ) )))))   -> Buckaroo Banzai
roby@brahms.udel.edu \\\\\ \ \  \  *|*  /  / / /////  -> Mad Max b/y Thunderdome


	"Buster, this trip downriver has been truly special.
	 Downright Twainian in a Hitchcockian sort of way."

--- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian, DEC, "The Mill", Maynard, MA)
    boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com



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[ Punkus |  stairs and check..."   ||  FanTek BBS 301-203-9582 | It's   ]
[ Walrus |       -- M.C. Escher -- ||  SF&F Author Extrordinare| Punkie!]
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All whales are mammals... all mammals have hair... so all whales have hair.
                       ....SHAVE THE WHALES!


It is only through experiencing the greatest anguish and the greatest pain,
that we learn to appreciate the greatest joy and the greatest ecstacy.
So, dare to fly to the stars.  Ignore the perilous fall you could take.  I'll
be waiting to take you beyond your wildest dreams.


I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the .sig that isn't at the end of this file!
I am DARKWING DUCK!


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