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From: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Reply-To: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 01:31:32 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.220823.103180@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>>>      Montreal has to be the only city I know of in the world that puts signs
>>>on most traffic signal standards instructing drivers: "Attendez le feu vert."
>>>ie, 'wait for the green light.' Only in Montreal!
>
>No, actually in Staten Island (New York) I've seen signs that say "Wait for
>green".  I assume that's equivalent to New Jersey's "No Turn On Red", whereas
>by law a right-on-red is permitted.
>
When I was younger I used to think "No turn on red" meant the signal wasn't
supposed to turn red, but that there was a malfunction on a lot of them
because they did keep turning red. 

wei hao
Philip Wei Hao Wang                     E-mail at pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
"I have loved, I have lost, I have killed those who have loved me so. I have 
 learned, but at what cost, Lord, I don't know... I'm living on borrowed time"
                       - Diamond Head, "Living On Borrowed Time"
From: awilson@kralizec.zeta.org.au (Alan Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Ol' Presidential Nicknames FROM BEYOND.......
Date: 27 Jan 1993 12:37:49 +1100
Organization: Kralizec Dialup Unix Sydney: +61-2-837-1183 V.42bis
NNTP-Posting-Host: kralizec.zeta.org.au
Keywords: Bill, Ol', drivel

In <4960@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us> metraton@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us writes:



>It's far too late now, of course, but I just thought of the perfect nicknames
>for George Bush and Danny Quayle:

>Ren And Stimpy.

Or how about:

Ross Perot		George Bush		Dan Quayle

The Millionaire		The Skipper		GILLIGAN

>It seems so OBVIOUS, at least in retrospect.

That's for sure.
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: New DS9 Drinking Game
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:19:56 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

Well, now that we've suffered through increasingly bad Star Trek: Deep 
Space Nine episodes, it's time for a new drinking game.

Star Drek: Deep Sixty Nine:  The Drinking Game:

Take a sip:
        Commander Cisco appears
        O'brien uses an accent
        Any male with lines on his face that a human wouldn't have 
        appears.

Drink half a glass:
        Command Cisco leaves
        A shuttle is launched
       
Drink a glass:
        Any Buttheaded alien is on screen.
        Any mention of a being more than 120 years old.

Drink a Pitcher:
        The computer malfunctions
        A beautiful or handsome alien appears

Induce Vomitting:
        Any child
        Ugly alien looks good because you drank so much

Take a Dump:
        Any alien changes form

Good luck, and keep the 911 number handy.

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From: al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)
Subject: Re: Ol' Presidential Nicknames (Pardon Me)
Reply-To: al@escom.COM (Al Donaldson)
Organization: ESCOM Corp., Oakton VA (USA)
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 06:05:59 GMT

mark@kurango.cit.gu.edu.au (Mark Staples) writes:
>         the President you're having when you're not having a President 

I understand Bill couldn't wait to get into the Oval Office
and down to business so he can pardon Amy Fisher.

Al

And Zoe Baird (or whatever her name is..).  I can't be sure, 
but I think she's the one who put a pubic hair on my coke can 
at a Grateful Dead concert ten years ago.
From: awilson@kralizec.zeta.org.au (Alan Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Radio station name..........
Date: 24 Jan 1993 02:30:50 +1100
Organization: Kralizec Dialup Unix Sydney: +61-2-837-1183 V.42bis
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In <1jfh7aINN66g@overload.lbl.gov> prem@prem.lbl.gov (xyz) writes:

>    Prem!
>  ============================================================================
>  ==  God! Gimme a station where they play Jethro Tull/LedZep all day...... ==
>  ============================================================================

Ferget the Jethro Tull. GIMME THE LED ZEPPELIN!!!!!!!!!!
From: stannaee@eee.bham.ac.uk (Mr. Eric E. Stannard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Super Gross Joke! READ! RESPOND!
Date: 27 Jan 1993 22:04:21 GMT
Organization: The University of Birmingham, England
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Does anyone have or know where to obtain an efficient routine to
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Is there any free library routines available to do this available by
ftp?

Thanks in advance.

EMail: stannaee@eee.bham.ac.uk
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From: chemsoc@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Fortunes for cookies wanted!
Date: 27 Jan 93 02:24:22 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <C1DyEA.FtD@mach1.wlu.ca>, veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher) writes:
> Betsy Brett (bbrett@morgan.ucs.mun.ca) wrote:
> : 
> : I am making fortune cookies for a party this Friday.  I'd like some
> : funny fortunes to put in them, and my list is rather limited.  Any and
> : all (even crude) are welcome.  It will be a small party, but a wide
> : range of personalities.  Thanks alot!!!
> : 
> : -Betsy Brett-
> : bbrett@morgan.ucs.mun.ca
> : 
> 
> Sorry, no really funny ones...the only one I remember having gotten lately
> was Your principles mean more to ou than any money or success.  Since you are
> looking for funny things, I'd just like to point out the way any fortune
> cookie can be made to be very funny....in the right company.  I haven't
> found a fortune yet that wasn't really funny if you add the words "in bed"
> to the end of it.  Check it out, and have fun.  ;-)
>

I do this too and most take on a whole new light. A favorite of mine is 
"You are broad minded and socially active" and of course it's read with 
"in bed". The funniest thing is that I've received it on two different 
occasions. Guess that's a sign or something.

Al 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: elpwestg@nuscc.nus.sg (West)
Subject: Re: Fortunes for cookies wanted!
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 03:37:55 GMT

bbrett@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Betsy Brett) writes:
: 
: I am making fortune cookies for a party this Friday.  I'd like some
: funny fortunes to put in them, and my list is rather limited.  Any and
: all (even crude) are welcome.  It will be a small party, but a wide
: range of personalities.  Thanks alot!!!
: 
: -Betsy Brett-
: bbrett@morgan.ucs.mun.ca
:
Try these:

1. Woman who flies in plane upside down have crack up.

2. Help! I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory. 

Gerald West
elpwestg@nuscc.nus.sg
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
From: sml@mfltd.co.uk ()
Subject: bizarre gardening accident
Keywords: Electric spade
Organization: Micro Focus Ltd., Newbury, UK
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 13:37:26 GMT

Recounted and somewhat ad-libbed from this morning's Danny Baker
show on BBC Radio 5:-

A financial advisor had a friend whose son worked on an oil rig,
and while he was on shore leave (or whatever they call it) he
invited him and his son round for a few drinks before he went back.
Now this guy had an allotment that was somewhat in disarray, because
he'd been off working on the oil rig, and his son had only recently
returned from a trip to the States, so the day before they were
due to go for this drink, they arranged to go and sort it out.

    Come the day of the aforementioned get-together, father and son 
turn up as expected, but the son has his arm in plaster all the
way up.  "How did this happen?" asks the financial advisor.
	"You tell him, dad," says the son.
	"No, no," says the father "it's your arm, *you* tell him."

    It transpires that the two had gone to re-arrange the allotment 
as planned, but as conditions were a little damp (read "sodden"),
they'd both put on very large wellington boots.  Somewhere along
the way, the son had got a pretty sharp stone into his boot, so he
tries to put his hand down the back of the boot to get at it.  Only
he can't reach it.  By this time, the boot was covered in slimy
mud, as was the ground, so the guy decides that rather than try to
take the boot off, he'll try to shake it to the heel of the boot,
and then lift his leg and roll the stone out.

    Now this allotment is on the edge of a larg field, and in the
field next to it is an electricity pylon, whose leg conveniently
comes down in the corner of the allotment.  An ideal place to lean
and perform the sort of manoeuvre one would have thought.  Picture
this:


               \
==================
  ELECTRICAL    \
   PYLON LEG --> \    O
                  \ _____/ <-- SON SHAKING LEG VIGOROUSLY
                   \   \
                    \   \..../     WET MUDDY GROUND
                     \  /:                |
                      \/  :_              V
=============================================================================


So what's the dutiful father do?  He assumes his son is being
electrocuted, and hits his arm as hard as he can with a shovel!


[ ... many assumed expletives ... ]


	Shaun.

Hey, I got the gist of it, OK???
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From: bbrown@willamette.edu (Brian Brown)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: This is a test
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:56:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: willamet.C1HJu1.HoE
Followup-To: alt.cascade
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR

>> >>>>>>>>This is a test.
>> >>>>>>>Be my guest.
>> >>>>>>cascade fest
>> >>>>>Surely you jest.
>> >>>>Is that your BEST?
>> >>>Give it a rest.
>> >(sigh) Such a pest.
>> A pest I detest.
>This is crap, I'm goin' west.
I want to get this off our collective chest.




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Newsgroups: rec.humor,ba.market.misc
From: mcg@island.COM (Matt McGlynn)
Subject: Re: This is a test
Organization: Island Graphics Corp.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:47:30 GMT

>> >>Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1993 20:07:23 GMT
>> >>>This is a test.
>> >>Be my guest.
>> >cascade fest
>> Surely you jest.
>Is that your BEST?

Give it a rest.
From: blevenso@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan D Levenson)
Subject: Re: The Cascade that didn't fall
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 00:00:31 GMT

>The cascade that did not fall began with an orange.
How very, very strange!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: comptec92076@camins.camosun.bc.ca
Subject: Re: Subliminal Advertising
Organization: Camosun College
Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1993 22:00:37 GMT

In article <3485@bsu-cs.bsu.edu>, joemays@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (Joseph F. Mays) writes:
> In article <brad_lange-180193154557@222.188.55.223> brad_lange@chdqm1.sps.mot.com (Brad Lange) writes:
> |n article <C1293K.4BK@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, rmv@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Robin Vickery)
> |wrote:
> 
> |> In article <C11ttz.Juu@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, gk@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Gavin Kerr) writes:
> |>> In article <C0x5y4.B3o@coral.cs.unm.edu> sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gup
> |ta) writes:
> |>>>In article <1993Jan14.212542.3959@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso@pioneer.arc.n
> |asa.gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
> 
> |>>>>Your message
> |>>>>on submlinals
> |>>>>underscores an
> |>>>>important point
> |>>>>deserving praise
> |>>>>instead of flames
> |>>>>others might fling
> |>>>>to you so viciously
> 
> |>>>>Mel
> 
> |>>>I wonder how many people
> |>>>got your message?
> |>>>Everyone I taked to
> |>>>thought it was an
> |>>>interesting message,
> |>>>though they didn't understand it fully.
> 
> |>>Same here,I spoke to
> |>>over 30 people who
> |>>didnt get it.
> |>>I of course
> |>>did try to explain it
> |>>in words of one syllable.
> 
> |>didn't ask me though
> |>i got it (eventually)
> |>though I have to admit
> |>that it did take a while.
> |>only joking :-)
> 
> |My friends and I
> |especially liked
> |the way the
> |original post lined
> |out so nicely on the right.
> 
> |Brad
> 
> Spelling errors had a lot
> to do with the lining effect.
> Of course, he may have intentionally
> put the misspelled word in
> to achieve that effect.  He may
> have thought his message was obvious otherwise.
> It took me about three seconds to see it.
> Some people are too impressed with themselves.
> 
> Joe

I'm inclined to think that
certain people took
a little longer than most.                    
Not that they are stupid, just
that it's not that obvious at first.

Jason 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: julie@eddie.jpl.nasa.gov (Julie Kangas)
Subject: Re: Prime number joke wanted
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 21:56:17 GMT

In article <GOWEN.93Jan27161515@jade.tufts.edu> gowen@jade.tufts.edu (G. Lee Owen) writes:
>No, No, No.  The way I heard the joke was:

Well, I sent my version email, but might as well post
it too:

Prove all odd numbers are prime:

Mathematician:  1 prime, 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime.  Therefore,
	by induction all odd numbers are prime.
Physicist:  1 prime, 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime, 9  -- oops!
	bad data point.  Throw it out.  Thus, all odd numbers
	are prime.
Programmer:  1 prime, 3 prime, 5 prime, 7 prime, 9 prime....

Julie
DISCLAIMER:  All opinions here belong to my cat and no one else
From: trice@brtph330 (Tony Rice P885)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Date: 27 Jan 93 21:07:36 GMT
Organization: Bell Northern Research, RTP, NC
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN (sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu) wrote:
: But what does red mean at 3:00 am where there is not another car in sight?

Look for the cop waiting for you to run the light.  I've seen it happen,
it's their little way of catching drunk drivers.  I guess they figure    
those are the only people out at 3:00 am.
 
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Systems Development Environment Support      Research Triangle Park, NC
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From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:08:23 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>>      Montreal has to be the only city I know of in the world that puts signs
>>on most traffic signal standards instructing drivers: "Attendez le feu vert."
>>ie, 'wait for the green light.' Only in Montreal!

No, actually in Staten Island (New York) I've seen signs that say "Wait for
green".  I assume that's equivalent to New Jersey's "No Turn On Red", whereas
by law a right-on-red is permitted.

            - Scott

            
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Subject: Re: Cascading
Organization: Gallaudet University English Department
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:36:17 GMT

In article <1993Jan19.201912.14782@orlith.bates.edu>, splummer@abacus.bates.edu (Sarah Plummer) writes:
> Can I request all cascades that end up being started from test files or
> other things, be sent to alt.cascade?  I don't think they belong on
> rec.humor, because I don't find them funny.  I'm sure I am not the only
> one.  Please don't do it anymore.  Thank you.
> 
> 
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-- 

	Sarah,
 
	Guess What?

	Your post isn't funny either! From now on I would appreciate it if you
would post your unfunny messages on alt.this.isnt.funny.im.just.bitching
		Thank you


	Objoke: If you saw a lawyer and an IRS agent drowning and could only
save one of them, would you get a cup of coffee or read the paper?
_______

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	 Gallaudet University |           except think."
  sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu |                  - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

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From: rma@mfltd.co.uk (Richard M. Ashton (x5422))
Subject: Re: Earthquake Songs
Reply-To: rma@mfltd.co.uk
Organization: Micro Focus Ltd (UK)
Distribution: mf
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 10:29:51 GMT

In article <C188BK.3tG@csugrad.cs.vt.edu>, mwilson@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Zaphod Beeblebrox) writes:
|> In article <1993Jan20.212753.9403@gossip.urich.edu> carrdavid@urvax.urich.edu writes:
|> >>Okay, everyone.  What I need is a list of earthquake songs to play
|> >>when disaster strikes.
|> >>
|> >>Examples: "All Shook Up"  Elvis (is alive)
|> >>          "I Feel the Earth Move"   Carole King
|> >>
|> >>
|> >>Any Suggestions?
|> 
|> 
|> AC/DC   She shook me all night Long.
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> -- 
|> | Mike Wilson | You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice.         |
|> |   Va Tech   | If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.    |
|> |  UnderGrad  | You can choose from phantom fears, and kindness that can kill |
|> |Comp. Science| I will chose a path that's clear, I will chose Free Will.-RUSH|

You missed;

AC/DC Shake your foundations.


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From: bruce@pdh.com (Bruce McKenzie)
Subject: Re: This is a test
Organization: PDH, Inc.
Distribution: us
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 04:08:30 GMT

=  > >>Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1993 20:07:23 GMT
=  > >>>This is a test.
=  > >>Be my guest.
=  > >cascade fest
=  > Surely you jest.
=  Is that your BEST?
It surpasses the rest!

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Sharks: 22N, 13-14
From: teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TIMOTHY EUGENE BAKER)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Another test
Date: 26 Jan 93 00:58:21 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

This is just a test.
Is this your best?
Surely you jest
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aforstnerbar@marcie.wellesley.edu
Subject: RE: Barney: evil brain-sucking alien or just a guy in a suit?
Organization: WELLESLEY COLLEGE
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 05:05:51 GMT

interestingly enough, barney does exist!!!! (on video at least....) i was
babysitting and ended up watching one on "barney and his backyard club"....
the mystery of the eye thing is odd enough, but barney seems ok....promoting
taking care of the earth....however, he has an odd sidekick - baby pud - who
is this bipedal version of a triceritops......with a bow in her hair....and
she lisps and bats her eyes on top of moving them (something barney hasn't
mastered)......could she be the agent created by the new nosaur theorists
to subvert our children (she's also clearly a victim of female stereotype....
unless it's meant to be a male triceritops in drag;)????!!!! what are these
new forms of life about?!......they also have barney videos on camping, going
to school, and santa's shop (barney ends by asking parents if THEY have any
children who might want to become part of his backyard club too.....and says
that he's always looking for "new friends"....might he mean new converts, new
groupies, NEW MINDS TO CONTROL????!)....ah, but i'm sure it's all a wild
conjecture and that he only has our "best interests" at heart.....he does
push recycling...but might there be a hidden message behind that....like
recycling children's minds????!!!!......but at least i now have proof that
barney "lives"......duh duh duh duuuuhhh...;)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: root@spectre.apana.org.au (Superuser)
Subject: Re: As much use as..
Organization: Australian Coherent Users Group
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: 23 Jan 93 09:06:13 GMT


a couple more:

	as an udder on a crowbar

	as 3 blokes off sick


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From: deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Earthquake Songs
Keywords: music, earthquake
Date: 21 Jan 93 00:12:25 GMT
Organization: Heurikon Corporation, Madison, WI

In article <1993Jan20.043752.26835@leland.Stanford.EDU> calliope@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joanna Salgado) writes:
>
>Okay, everyone.  What I need is a list of earthquake songs to play
>when disaster strikes.
>
>Examples: "All Shook Up"  Elvis (is alive)
>          "I Feel the Earth Move"   Carole King
>
>
>Any Suggestions?



howsa 'bout "Good Vibrations"  Bleach Boys

 


BTW, you're right, Elvis is alive! I saw him the other day.
He was inquiring about Dr. Nick's new phone number.  :-/




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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bruce@pdh.com (Bruce McKenzie)
Subject: Re: clinton likes monty python ?
Organization: PDH, Inc.
Distribution: us
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:26:07 GMT

In article <2412@blue.cis.pitt.edu> babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon) writes:
=  
=  On NPR's show "Fresh Air" a guy from SNL pointed out that
=  the band played the theme song to Monty Python's tv show
=  as part of the prelude to Clinton's taking the oath.

Actually, I thought it was the last march ("recessional" :-) ) played for  
Bush (SERIOUSLY!!!)

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