HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: short shameful brag
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 06:33:58 GMT

[]
	I saw the Peanuts Arbor Day Special in the seventies.

							-- K.
From: sstrazdu@vulcan.intel.com (Stephen Strazdus)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Tycho Apocrypha
Date: 22 Jan 1993 18:01:43 GMT
Organization: Intel Corporation
NNTP-Posting-Host: vulcan.intel.com
Keywords: Tycho, Brahe, nose

In sci.astro jafoust@cco.caltech.edu (Jeffrey Alan Foust) writes:

}I would add "eccentric" to the above description of Tycho Brahe.  Here are
}some brief excerpts from "The Mechanical Universe: Mechanics and Heat, 
}Advanced Edition" (Frautschi, Olenick, Apostol, Goodstein; Cambridge, 1986)
}text about Tycho (I was just going to quote the part about the nose, but
}the more I read it... well, you'll see...
}
}		Tycho was a foul-tempered Danish lord who 
}	tongue-lashed kings, tormented peasants, sported a silver
}	nose (his own having been lost in a youthful duel over
}	mathematics), and kept a clairvoyant dwarf as his court jester
}	and a tame elk that got drunk one night, fell down stairs,
}	broke a leg, and died.
}	[...]
}		At Uraniborg [Tycho's observatory], Tycho held court
}	like a lord rather than a scholar.  He ate and drank excessively,
}	and at odd moments would pop off his gleaming metal nose to
}	rub ointment on what lay beneath.  When his feudal tenants
}	complained of mistreatment, he tossed them into jail.
}	[...]
}		At a banquet, Tycho overdrank and then held back his
}	water beyonds the demands of courtesy.  An acute urinary
}	infection set in, and within 11 days Tycho died.
}
}(pp. 432-433)
}
}	Maybe eccentric is putting it mildly... :)

761. In a previous life Kibo was:

   (a)  Tycho
   (b)  a clairvoyant dwarf
   (c)  a tame elk
   (d)  all of the above
   (e)  none of the above
--
Steve Strazdus    sstrazdu@sedona.intel.com
80960 Design      (602) 554-3867
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: New *ibo: Variations on a theme
Keywords: Multicultural, Topical, Ancestral, Path Integral
Date: 22 Jan 93 20:52:40 GMT


>By reason of my Canadien heritage, I would like here to make claim of
>"Kibeau" as my net appellation peut-e^tre.  If this-me^me has already
>been taken then I'll try for something based on my Texan ancestry.

	I don't get it. You're ancestors were text processors? Is this a 
joke? Couls someone please clue me in?

>p.s. Anybody know of an ftp site for those cool MattMcIrvin gif's?

	And who is this McIrvin guy everyone talks about. Is he a porn 
star or something? Is that why everyone wants gifs of him?

	Help me please.....
-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.geek,alt.non.sequitur
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: The UNofficial MISTAKE and BLUNDER list (incomplete)
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Comments: Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 22:21:36 GMT
Distribution: alt
X-Posted-From: wilbur.unh.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu


	Crossposting
	Claiming
	Misspelling
	Casting wrong spells
	Gleeming
	Re-organizing
	Re-wiring
	Not sleeping
	Eating too much
	Jumping up and down for no reason
	Inacurrate weather reporting
	Invalid parking ban worries
	Unnecessary lusting after geeky/nerdy people
	Falling in love with  geeky/nerdy people
	Announcing in his/her sig that 
	     ooooooooooooooooooooooo
	     nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
	     eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
				is a geek
	Dumping a wonderful person
	Getting a headache after sleeples nights
	Listening to Mission UK FAR TOO MUCH
	Liking The Clash more than most people
	Liking weird music
	Backing up at the wrong time
	Non-consequential nail biting with lemonade flavor
	Insignificant rebellion planning
	Donut eating
	Trusting people
	
Coffeine withdrawak siptoms include one or more of the above.

BUT i was smard enow to take dalk.pizarre out of the mewshrups line. 
--
...so the whole story is completely untrue... big hoax! ha ha ha....

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: short shameful brag
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 21:20:08 GMT

In article <C1ECwM.HvM@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com writes:
>[]
>	I saw the Peanuts Arbor Day Special in the seventies.
>
>							-- K.

who didnt?
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Matt McIrvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Privileges and responsibilities of *ibohood
Date: 27 Jan 93 02:29:48 GMT

rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton) writes:
>mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Matt McIrvin) writes:
>>lindsay@green.cs.wisc.edu (Joe Lindsay) writes:
>>>What are the privileges and responsibilities of being an *ibo, and how 
>>>does one become one?
>>Privileges:  superhuman strength, invisibility, X-ray vision.
>	Aren't you guys also allowed to communicate by means of the
>luminiferous aether?

I don't know.  I'm not an *ibo.  I just believe what they tell me.

>>Responsibilities:  Feed the dog.
>	I think you're also responsible for maintaining the preferred
>frame of reference.

Actually, they have to make sure the universe remains in Coulomb gauge,
like Tom's experiment.
-- 
Matt McIrvin
From: lindsay@green.cs.wisc.edu (Joe Lindsay)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Privileges and responsibilities of *ibohood
Date: 25 Jan 93 18:35:33 GMT
Organization: U of Wisconsin Madison - Computer Sciences

What are the privileges and responsibilities of being an *ibo, and how does one
become one?

-- 
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 "Why make sense, when you can make pizza?"
                                             -Zippy the Pinhead
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Question Please Help Need 8 trillion Question version of Burt Convy test!@
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 05:26:32 GMT

In article <1k1vbgINNphr@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
>
>Well I don't know about Rob's father kibo, but I called Douglas Wilder
>(collect) and he said you're allowed.

K00L!  Please tell him I loved all his films, especially the ones he did
with Pryor.
							-- K.


Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.good.news
From: bigfootf@warren.demon.co.uk ("Bigfoot F.")
Subject: Re: Bigfootf spaceman?
Reply-To: bigfootf@warren.demon.co.uk
Distribution: world
Followup-To: talk.religion.newage,alt.alien.visitors,alt.good.news
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.20 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 00:40:42 +0000

In article <73988@cup.portal.com> John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
>Dear Folks: All is well in California.
>John Winston.

That *is* good news!

N.
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Matt McIrvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Nontransparent prose complaint
Date: 21 Jan 93 23:15:08 GMT

neuro@cspace.comspec.com (Neuromancer) writes:

>You don't get more pedantic than this...

>In article <1993Jan17.224035.384@mtechca.maintech.com> foster@mtechca.maintech.com writes:
>>
>>"come" is a verb
>>"cum" is a noun

Is this in the OED?
-- 
Matt McIrvin
From: ovr@lk-hp-22.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: What one-liner, joke, saying would you like to see on a T-shirt
Date: 28 Jan 1993 21:06:02 GMT
Organization: L{nsi-Uudenmaan Keisarillinen Polyteknillinen Koulu
Distribution: inet
Reply-To: ovr@snakemail.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
NNTP-Posting-Host: lk-hp-22.hut.fi

In article <C1JKKq.Iq4@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>I wonder how long it will be before it is practical to walk from the North
>Pole to the South Pole, starting, ending, and eating only at MacDonalds?
>Barring, of course, the obvious gaps requiring ocean transportation.

Why? One of the ferries (read: floating hotels) between Stockholm, Sweden
and Helsinki or Turku, Finland, is supposed to have a McDonalds on board.
--
Ott-Vill R______________________
ovr@snakemail.hut.fi
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Question Please Help Need 8 trillion Question version of Burt Convy test!@
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 22:44:51 GMT


is kibo authorized to perform cermonies such as weddings, funerals, bar 
mitzvahs, vasectomies, and the like?

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.warlord
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Descriptions of PKZIP compression?
Keywords: implode,shrink,deflate,reduce
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Distribution: world,kibo
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 06:32:28 GMT

[seen in comp.compression]
In article <1jfo1tINNbtk@zikzak.apana.org.au> acb@zikzak.apana.org.au (Andrew Bulhak) writes:
>-----------------------
>Andrew Bulhak				"Tao fa t'ien; t'ien fa ti
>acb@zikzak.apana.org.au		 	ti fa jen; po Kibo tsu-jan"
>				- With apologies to Prof. Han Tui-Po
>Zikzak public access UNIX, Melbourne, Australia.

I guess my new job writing fortune cookies is really paying off.

							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: bediger@teal.csn.org (Bruce Ediger)
Subject: Re: Help me name my cat
Summary: John_-_Winston.el Release Imminent
Keywords: EMACS, John_-_Winston.el, GNU Public License
Organization: Kibo SuperNet, Inc.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 21:26:37 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.194006.29754@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>Folks: 
>I'd just like to say thanks for all of the cat name suggestions, keep them
>coming. I still don't know what his name is yet, but I have a few good ideas.
>Just email or post suggestions, and as I said the winning entry will have a
>cat named after it.
>I've enjoyed all of your postings and especially Mr. Kibos. 
>Matt_-_Welsh.


Under the Terms of the GNU Public License, Matt_-_Welsh will be posting
"John_-_Winston.el" immediately.  This is notable, as it is the 2nd
attempt at "Artificial Unintelligence" (c.f. "kibologize.el") written
in Emacs lisp.

A hearty round of applause for Mr Welsh's public spirited programming, please.
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Privileges and responsibilities of *ibohood
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:39:37 GMT

mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Matt McIrvin) writes:

>lindsay@green.cs.wisc.edu (Joe Lindsay) writes:
>>What are the privileges and responsibilities of being an *ibo, and how 
>>does one become one?

>Privileges:  superhuman strength, invisibility, X-ray vision.

	Aren't you guys also allowed to communicate by means of the
luminiferous aether?

>Responsibilities:  Feed the dog.

	I think you're also responsible for maintaining the preferred
frame of reference.



-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: pdudey@willamette.edu (Peter Dudey)
Subject: Re: Help me name my cat
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:11:56 GMT

In article <1jo7qkINN48l@phakt.usc.edu> echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150) writes:
>In article <1993Jan22.060646.7839@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>So we need to name this little furry ball o' love. The only things I could
>>come up with on the spur of the moment were "Rosalia Castro" and 
>>"Black Dog's Hate Monger", but neither of these seem appropriate. 
>>Jim's only suggestion was "Furball", and I vehemently oppose naming any 
>>cat "Furball".

How about "Drothar the Omniscient" or "South America, The Sleeping Giant"?
-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: What one-liner, joke, saying would you like to see on a T-shirt
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 02:07:35 GMT

In <C1I13J.7EK@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>[alt.folklore.computers]
>>But then again, there's "Kibo is an international
>>conspiracy of one.  The only problem is, he has the other six billion
>>or so of us outnumbered."
>"international"?  I've never left the USA, because I'd feel lost without
>a combination deep-fried-hamburger-and-aerosol-deodorant stand on every
>corner.

I wonder how long it will be before it is practical to walk from the North
Pole to the South Pole, starting, ending, and eating only at MacDonalds?
Barring, of course, the obvious gaps requiring ocean transportation.

And then how long after that before a wet suit will do?
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: stressing out
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 06:09:05 GMT

[]
	I'm stressing out from is super-busy schedule and I just
discovered that every pen in the room has gravitated to resting on my
keyboard.  Four Fountain Pentels, a 2.0mm Marvy Calligraphy, and a Bic
Pencil.  Oh, and the non-repro blue marker I like to sniff.

							-- K.
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Matt McIrvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: More GIF's of Matt Mcirvin!
Date: 23 Jan 93 04:24:41 GMT

dignan@husc10.harvard.edu (Thomas Dignan) writes:

>Because of the great demand for GIF's of Matt Mcirvin
>Here's yet another one to set your fancies dancing.
>It's a picture of Matt looking at you wantonly with
>that classic slut look only Matt can reproduce.

Tom, if you keep doing these kinds of things I've decided not to
take legal action-- but WATCH OUT!  Psychic Mambo Juju may haunt you
in the future!  The people of Papua New Guinea have turned this into
an art form!  Watch out, particularly, for falling concert grand
pianos from a blue and cloudless sky, teleported there by Cosmic
Mumbling utilizing non-unitarity both diagonal and off-diagonal!

Schween, woxie, gurple, blonk!  Kazoooooooooooo!
-- 
Matt McIrvin
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:6022 alt.non.sequitur:998
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: Help me name my cat
From: djperry@scws1.harvard.edu (Lord of deXness)
Date: 24 Jan 93 08:01:50 EST
Organization: Harvard University Science Center



deX!'s FUNKY LIST-O-CAT-NAMES(tm)

Mom
Guava
Pedophile
Ducky
Yazoo
Vase
Quazimodo
Burundi
Imelda 
Shoe
You
Requiem
Blip
Quantum
Freeze Dried
Earwig
Cathedral Head
Bob
Pinto
Girl
Leg
Beetle
My Cat
Thing
Doppler
Lime
Banshee
Pet
Falafel
Schroedinger
Tincture
Ubiquitous Being


-deX! 

-- 
================================================================================
| Dan Perry 	      	      |  The voice inside you		 	       |
| Harvard College     	      |  Becomes the voice of now.		       |
| djperry@husc		      |  	-MBM, "Original Control"	       |
From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Late-Breaking News
Date: 28 Jan 93 16:37:43 NZST
Organization: NMCOKMS, New Zealand
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

I'll be gone a coupla weeks, soaking up the sun with Fnordibo. When we come
back, we'll both have net.access, and Fnordibo will tell you all about Wilcox,
our little 3-footed tentacled friend from the planet Yb(SCHWA)x. Also, I will
start my campaign to have SCHWA declared the first letter of the HappyNet
alphabet. Have fun, y'all.
-- 
***   * ***   ***  	Anthony "SCHWAibo" Hobbs     Seasons will pass you by -
   *  * *  * *   *                                   I GET UP! I GET DOWN!
****  * ***  *   *      hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz  
*  *  * *  * *   *                                  
 **   * ***   ***       DISCLAIMER: Fnord.          
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: dattier@ddsw1.mcs.com (David "Whybo" Tamkin)
Subject: Re: Privileges and responsibilities of *ibohood
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 17:01:25 GMT
Organization: Contributor Account at ddsw1, Chicago, Illinois  60657

lindsay@green.cs.wisc.edu (Joe Lindsay) asked in
 <lindsay.727986933@cs.wisc.edu>:

| What are the privileges

none at all, and yet too many to list

| and responsibilities

endless burdens, but too few to list

| of being an *ibo, and how does one become one?

Kibo became one by the laws of physics; the rest of us employed a method
known as UDI (unilateral declaration of *ibohood).

David `Whybo' Tamkin   Box 59297   Northtown Station, Illinois  60659-0297
dattier@{ddsw1.mcs.com|holonet.net}   CIS: 73720,1570   MCI Mail: 426-1818
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.alien.visitors
From: mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Help me name my cat
Keywords: EMACS, John_-_Winston.el, GNU Public License
Organization: Linux
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 02:03:34 GMT

In article <C1FI8F.Luv@csn.org> bediger@teal.csn.org (Bruce Ediger) writes:
>In article <1993Jan25.194006.29754@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>
>Under the Terms of the GNU Public License, Matt_-_Welsh will be posting
>"John_-_Winston.el" immediately.  This is notable, as it is the 2nd
>attempt at "Artificial Unintelligence" (c.f. "kibologize.el") written
>in Emacs lisp.
>
>A hearty round of applause for Mr Welsh's public spirited programming, please.

Piece o' cake. Anything I can do to better the efforts of the GNU people,
the pleasure is all mine, this is John_-_Winston.el:

;; john_-_winston by Matt Welsh
;; This function comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY, but I hope that you
;; like it and use it often.

(defun john_-_winston ()
  "John_-_Winston takes over your emacs buffer."
  (goto-char (point-min))
  (insert-string "Dear Folks:\n")
  (while (re-search-forward "[ \t]+" nil t)
    (replace-match "_-_"))
  (goto-char (point-max))
  (insert-string "\n\nJohn_-_Winston."))


mdw
-- 
Matt Welsh     mdw@tc.cornell.edu     Cornell Theory Center
  "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" 
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From: churchyh@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Henry Churchyard)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.stupidity,alt.fan.warlord,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: yet another map of Australia...
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology,alt.stupidity,alt.fan.warlord,alt.non.sequitur
Date: 25 Jan 1993 00:45:27 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin, Texas
Distribution: world
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Originator: churchyh@bashful.cc.utexas.edu



Hey Kibo, bet you never knew you lived in Texas...

                  +-----------+
                  | * Dalhart |
                  |           |
                  |    *      |
                  | Armadillo |
                  |           \
                  |    *       '''''''',,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                  |  Lubbock                          |
                  |             Ft.Worth ** Dallas    |
                  |Midland     * Abilene              |_
  .---------------+  *    * Lunenburg     Longview *    |
   \* El Paso                * Leominster * Waco        |
     \          * Pecos     San Angelo         * Bryan  |
       \                               * Austin         |
         \                 San   *Fitchburg             |
           \ Presidio      Antonio *      *BOSTON     /
            \   * __Del Rio *   *Townsend  Houston */
             \___/   \                  Bellaire */
                       \                        /
                         \         Victoria */
                           \* Laredo      /
                             \         /
                               \     (
                                (____\

--
                          Henry Churchyard     churchyh@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
Even when he is happy, he looks like a minor|The young cult of sociology, need-
figure in one of those Russian novels where |ing a language, invented one. There
someone is found hanged in the orchard arou-|are many dead languages, but the
nd about page 632, and the serfs are knouted|sociologists' is the only language
every couple of chapters. - NYTimes 10/16/92|that was dead at birth. - R. Baker


Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: barr@pop.psu.edu (David Barr)
Subject: Re: Nontransparent prose complaint
Organization: Penn State Population Research Institute
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 01:11:59 GMT

In article <mcirvin.727658108@husc.harvard.edu> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Matt McIrvin) writes:
>neuro@cspace.comspec.com (Neuromancer) writes:
>
>>You don't get more pedantic than this...
>
>>In article <1993Jan17.224035.384@mtechca.maintech.com> foster@mtechca.maintech.com writes:
>>>
>>>"come" is a verb
>>>"cum" is a noun
>
>Is this in the OED?

Actually, "cum" is a preposition, at least according to webster.

--Dave
-- 
System Administrator, Population Research Institute    barr@pop.psu.edu
Emacs is a fine operating system, but I still prefer UNIX. - Tom Christiansen
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: blow up dolls
Date: 22 Jan 93 01:22:20 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1993Jan21.060132.25788@wam.umd.edu> mts@wam.umd.edu () writes:
>	I have a question about this.  In a few British (I think) magazines, I
>have seen a doll offered for over 300 Pounds.  Not for someone who weighs over
>300 pounds, the price is 300 Pounds.  I don't know the exact exchange rate, but
>doesn't that come to over $500 US dollars?  Who exactly would pay $500 for a 
>blow-up doll, and what is so special about this one that costs so much.  Anyone
>have any experience?

Perhaps this one comes with more dynamite than usual.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: ward@math.psu.edu (Brian Ward)
Subject: Re: RFD:  New *ibo
Organization: The Bill and Ted Society of Computer Science
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 04:35:31 GMT

neuro@cspace.comspec.com (Neuromancer) writes:
|<BANG!>  (well, actually, that would be !ibo...).

yeah, well, that's me.. the bang-ibo.. meaning the not-ibo, the path-ibo,
the "(im-gonna-change-it-dammit! some-var)"-ibo, or whatever... (I prefer
the latter, since I'm a scheme weenie)

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: GUESS THE CONTEXT!  contest #1
Keywords: AIDS HIV fashion design haute-couture
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 08:17:40 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.073958.18075@eua.ericsson.se> euafri@eua.ericsson.se writes:
>                           Who is coming and doesn't have aids?
From: cherborth@semprini.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca (Chris Herborth)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Distribution: world
Organization: InterZONE Design
Subject: A Short Shameful Confession
Reply-To: cherborth@semprini.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca
X-Software: HERMES GUS 1.04 Rev. Sep  5 1992
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 16:55:08 EST


"Sharkleberry Gin" (gin mixed w/Sharkleberry Fin Kool-Aid) wasn't as
good as I'd hoped.  I drank it all though.

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Chris Herborth
cherborth@semprini.tdkcs.waterloo.on.ca