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From: boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Todd Boatman)
Subject: Re: Those darn letters.....
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 21:23:22 GMT
Keywords: Darn! I forgot to take out the garbage!!! *BONK*

puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:

> boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Todd Boatman) writes:

>>puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) dreams:
>>
>>(Excellent dream deleted)
>>
>>The Detective leans back in his chair after reading an 
>>excellent story that mysteriously appeared at his
>>doorstep.  He then scribbles down some notes in his 
>>journal and examines the rest of the papers scattered upon 
>>his desk.  "A very interesting mind this person has..... I
>>wonder if the initials R.B. mean anything to him?"

>Hmmm....   Could be. Though I'm rather fond of the whole set...

>R.F.B., Jr.		(Thanx Dad. I miss ya)

Just wondering.  I'll see you a month from Thursday!

-Todd
 The Official Detective of the RFA
 boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu


-- 
"In days of old, when Knights were bold, and journyed from their castles.
Trusty men were left behind, Knights needed not the hassles.  They helped
themselves to pig, and peach, and drank from King's own chalice. Ahh, what
a stirring sight to see, these Gypsies in the Palace." -J.B.
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Survivors of Abortion
Date: 16 Nov 92 00:11:43 GMT
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

dsh@eceyv.ncsu.edu (big tree) writes:
>      Something happens in a very small  number  of  abortions,  per-
>    formed  relatively  late  in pregnancy, that no one wants to talk
>    about. It horrifies  many  of  the  medical  personnel  who  have
>    encountered it.
> 
>      What happens is that about once a day somewhere  in  the  U.S.,
>    something goes wrong and an abortion results in a live baby.
*************long fucking article about abortion deleted***********
******************to save space (not that *I* read it)*************

Fella, I'm going to tell you something serious. So would you be so kind
to pay attention, please? 

Keep your POLITICAL conviction OUT of this newsgroup. I don't give a 
shit about your political opinion. This is alt.romance.chat, not 
talk.abortion. This newsgroup is NOT appropriate avenue for your
article. And if you don't understand that, it's time you get a 
brain transplant. Maybe one more brain would increase your intelect a bit.

Richard
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: hi y'all...anyone home?
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 20:02:04 GMT


>divine@plains.NoDak.edu (Kevin Divine) shares: 
>>My name is Kevin Robert Divine (kevin is ok) and I am a 21 year old 

Kevin is ok?...oh, that is divine!! How do Kev, welcome to the only
nice hotel in town! *hug*

Steve
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: What is Love?
Date: 17 Nov 1992 02:07:26 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au

tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) writes:


>Tygers?! Where?

>Tyger (I don't do that cutesy kitten thing)

Uh huh, that is true!  But *I* do know what you can do..  *wink*

-CBMIEB!  =)

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth)
Subject: Re: Bell bottoms and platform shoes...
Organization: ETH Zurich (Swiss Federal Institute of Technology)
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 13:02:50 GMT

jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Jules) replies on a post from KittyWoman:
>
>I've changed to major casual.  I wear jeans, sweaters, and birkenstock
>sandles.  Not very flashy, but I'm comfortable so who cares.

Yep, we all know, no one cares for poor Juliet, she's so alone and
has no one she would like to put fancy clothes on for. It's a pity
our hopeless romantic ends up so lonely and left out.

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Martin Roth                  |    "Live is something to do when you can't
email: roth@ips.id.ethz.ch   |                             get to sleep."
finger: roth@sitter.ethz.ch  |                             -Fran Lebowitz
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[don't trust the "from:" line. I know it's wrong. Use the adr in the sig]
From: sinister@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: What the?
Date: 18 Nov 92 00:52:04 -0400
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <1992Nov17.025646.26083@news.unomaha.edu>, phoenix@cwis.unomaha.edu (Shannon Chris Saltzman) writes:
> This seems to be just a chatting thing and not really much to do 
> with romance.Am I wrong?
> I mean I expected exchange of romantic ideas. Im not putting the
> group down I just want to know if this is what I thought it was or
> not. 
> Thankyou
> 

	The discourse here varies from day to day.  Some times it's the
Broken Hearts CLub, other times it's talk.erotica, times are it reads like
chat.silly and there are times when the place get fairly philosophical with
questions like "What is romance?"  Something inspired by 200+ people in a
weird mood wanting to talk about the human need/ pleasure of being  
romantically involved.
	'Sides, the fastest way to get the discussion heading the way you
want it is to push it that way yourself...  Say, with a question like 
"Do women think men appreciate romantiscism, or do they just fake it because
the woman likes it?"  That should do it.

	Cheers,
		--Sinister

______________________________________________________________
|                              |                             |
|  mr.Sinister,                |  Aka Michel Vaillancourt    |
|   Lurking Vampyre            |			     |
|     Of ARC-Land 	       |    Sinister@ac.dal.ca	     |
|                              |    			     |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|   "..Well, there are the usuall things:  Chocolates,       |
|  Flowers, Promises you don't intend to keep...."	     |
|			--Cogsworth, _Beauty_and_the_Beast_  |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|   Disclaimer:  None needed;  Dalhousie U doesn't think I   |
|          can do that much damage even unsupervised.        |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: net.contipation.problems
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 14:16:12 GMT

ARRRRGH!!!!

First I FINALLY get a chance on Nov 1 to go take some
time and go through ALL of my news - and all the other
groups seem to have SOME messages, even on a Sunday,
but a.r.c was quiet.  Oh well, it's a Sunday, the day
after Halloween, and since it was on a Saturday, maybe
everyone's recovering from parties and all...

But NO!  There's NO NEW MESSAGES FOR ALMOST *TWO WEEKS*!!

Finally last Tuesday or Wednesday there's a breakthrough -
I get a whopping 50 messages!! (this from a group that is
known to have around 100 new messages per DAY???).  But
it keeps up for a couple of days - slowly, but then all the
groups are slow.  I get SOME of the backlog, but not much
of it.  I KNOW there's more, because my work site has LOTS
of messages per day.

Then BAM!  Last Thursday - no new messages again!!  ARRRGH!

(What, this is NOT alt.peeves???  TOUGH!!  I'm PEEVED!)

So now it's 6:15 on Sunday the 15th - and there's a whole
10 new messages - mostly from Friday.  Will it happen again?
Will I ever catch up?  I don't know who's here and who's
not!?!?!?!

Blade - you work at a key site - can you do me a BIG favor
and pour some ex-lax into the system so I can keep getting
my a.r.c fix???  I'm getting withdrawal symptoms!!

CatWoman
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dks@sr.com (Dave K. Sprow)
Subject: Re: Weekend! What for???
Reply-To: dks@srhqla.UUCP (Dave K. Sprow)
Organization: Silent Radio, Los Angeles
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 23:53:28 GMT

In article <By6wow.MxL@news.cso.uiuc.edu> boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Todd Boatman) writes:
>puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:
>
>> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) sees bats in her belfry...
>
>>>What we did:  drieux had found the Batman Returns
>>>video (we hadn't seen it YET!!), so we picked up a 
>>>pizza, and had pizza, wine and video!
>
>>Oh, geez. _Our_ favorite thing to do. Saturday night it was Alien 3
>>with a roarin' fire and grilled burgers. Stop on by whenever we
>>rent Sneakers. What do ya want on your pizza?   *grin*
>
>
>We watched The Princess Bride, again.  What a wonderful movie.  I
>guess some things just get better the more times you do it.  (oopps,
>did I just say that? *WideEyedLookofSuprise*)
>
>-Todd
> The Official Detective of the RFA
>
>


Well, for some reason, I couldn't sleep Sun. night, so I was up till
6:30 am playing Wing Commander II  (yes, Steven, I *finally* got my
new computer!! *yeah*

Now there's this one *little* mission that's giving me fits...



>-- 
>"I can see nothing, said he....                   |
> On the contrary...You can see everything.        |
> You fail, however, to reason from what you see." | -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
>

David S.
From: dementia@cwis.unomaha.edu (Diane Atkinson)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Rip's Deviant Dungeon (Was Re: Annoyances large and small
Date: 17 Nov 92 22:28:08 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha

*Whole lotta people write stuff*

> > BTW - I'm not backing out of the family! Lis posted that the 
> > genealogists made a mistake. We thought we were related, but it turned
> > out to be not true!  Just as well, too! *grin*
> 
> The GreatGenealogists are wrong? Heck, they are the ones who found all
> these scattered member of the ARCFirstFamily. From LF, Rip and 'Chelle,

Well, I dunno...nobody's perfect.  There's always a chance an error was
made.  After all, they mighta written down that his mother's third brother's
second wife's cousin (twice removed) instead of his father's second wife's
third daughter's first son's uncle was Lis'...oh heck you get what I mean.

> (not to mention Ma the HeavyHanded) nucleus until Miche, Lis, HotDi and
> Garret comes into the picture. When they say you are a member of the 
> family, there is not much chance they are wrong. I think you are backing 
> out when those FamilyRumor began floating around again 'coz you are afraid
> for your reputation.

But then again, you could be right.  Kinda silly to be worried about reps
in this family tho (Repuations?  *What* reputations?!)

> 
> *******the rest deleted 'coz I'm finished commenting**********
> 
> RickI, the RoadRunner
> Glad he's not one of the member of ARCFamousFamily,
> 'coz he could spread lots of rumor about them.

HotDi
Wondering what kind of dirt she could dig up on RickI (perhaps some
deep dark secret connecting him to the ARCFamousFamily!)

-- 
*A part of you I'll always be       LA!    *                   Diane Atkinson*
*from now until                     /      *        dementia@cwis.unomaha.edu*
*Eternity                     ___^o^___    *       "No more turning away...."*
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: pcurtis@willamette.edu (Paul E. Curtis)
Subject: A song
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 11:26:31 GMT

Sorry to clutter up the newsgroup like this, but this song has seemed
particularly relevant to my life lately, and I'd like to share the lyrics with
someone...

*****

		Pale Blue Eyes
		--------------

	Sometimes I feel so happy,
	Sometimes I feel so sad.
	Sometimes I feel so happy,
	But mostly you just make me mad;
	Baby, you just make me mad.

	Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
	Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

	Thought of you as my mountaintop,
	Thought of you as my peak.
	Thought of you as everything
	I've had, but couldn't keep;
	I've had, but couldn't keep.

	Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
	Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

	If I could make the world as pure
	And strange as what I see,
	I'd put you in the mirror
	I put in front of me;
	I put in front of me.

	Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
	Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

	Skip a life completely,
	Stuff it in a cup.
	She said, money is like us and time,
	It lies but can't stand up;
	Down for you is up.

	Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
	Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

	It was good what we did yesterday,
	And I'd do it once again.
	The fact that you are married
	Only proves you're my best friend;
	But it's true, it truly is sin.

	Linger on, your pale blue eyes.
	Linger on, your pale blue eyes.

			(The Velvet Underground)

*****

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: pcurtis@willamette.edu (Paul E. Curtis)
Subject: Re: hi y'all...anyone home?
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 02:17:42 GMT

In article <BxzBnH.2B8@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
>
>Kevin is ok?...oh, that is divine!! How do Kev, welcome to the only
>nice hotel in town! *hug*

Do I detect a Firesign Theatre reference there?  :-)

						--Paul Curtis
From: ugabarra@mcl.ucsb.edu (Il Viaggiatore)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: a problem with email
Date: 16 Nov 92 21:04:53 GMT

to all of you in the ARC realm, i have a big problem with email in that
i cannot alias the entire list..  for some reason my system doesn't 
support that long of an alias list..  also to some of the people i did
send stuff to, my mail could not get to your account..  i received a
couple of unsupported protocal errors..  so until further notice i
can only receive email, and respond on the newsgroup..  unless someone
wants to act as a mail forwarder, but i have done that and i know how
much of a pain it can be..  i am going to do a little more hacking and
discuss my problem with some system administrators to try and solve it,
but until then i can only respond on the newsgroup..

cya l8r >8=;==;==---'

	Il Viaggiatore
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: pcurtis@willamette.edu (Paul E. Curtis)
Subject: Re: Taking the plunge...
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 05:35:49 GMT

In article <92Nov18.003332.22865@acs.ucalgary.ca> verwey@acs.ucalgary.ca (Mary-Ann Verwey) writes:
>In article <Bxp24J.LEM@willamette.edu> pcurtis@willamette.edu (Paul E. Curtis) writes:
>>
>>So what the smeg is wrong with devotion, anyhow?
>
>I never understood that either... some people aren't ready to go
>that far... too scared or have too many other things to deal
>with... 

The other interesting thing she told me was that she "can't be [my] best
friend and girlfriend simultaneously" (for she is, indeed, my best friend). 
_Very_ perplexing.  I'd always thought that one's SO should, ideally, also be
one's best friend, but I guess we don't all think that way...

>(hugs and snugs)

<purrrr>

>(sends lots of warm fuzzy snugs and hugs to Paul literally
>covering him in them :)

Endorphin rush!!  <closes eyes and smiles contentedly>

>Welcome welcome welcome!!!! :) 
>
>*hugs and snugs*

*sigh*  I think I'm gonna like it here!  :-)

>Mary-Ann

Hmm...any realation to "Mary-Anne With the Shaky Hands"?

(Sorry--obscure allusion.  Paul is stuck in the '60s again...)

						--Paul Curtis

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: INVITATION IDEAS WANTED
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 22:21:54 GMT

 maci9154@mach1.wlu.ca (macivor dawna) writes:

>I'm planning on asking a guy I know to go to a formal with me in February,
>and I'm looking for an original way to do it, be it verbally, through some
>silly gift, or whatever.  Any help would be greatly appreciated!

Hmmm...   PuterGal leaves notes in my PuterLunch. Ya know, the ones
that say "Can't wait till ya get home so that I may tear your..."

Well, ya get the idea. Anyway, mail him a note. Leave a flower on his
motorcycle with a note. Trick him into doin' the dirty dishes, and write
the note on one. TP a tree at his house with invitations written all
over it. Rent a billboard that he passes all the time. Write in on a 
favorite body part, and he'll find it. Bake him a big chocolate chip
cookie spellin' out the invite...

Hey, so all of my ideas have to do with writin'...

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough...everyone leaves.
From: news@sifon.cc.mcgill.ca
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: It's about time
Date: 19 Nov 92 22:55:52 GMT
Organization: McGill University

That's it.  The time has come.  I could resist no longer.

If you havn't noticed, I have been around ARC for at least a month now
but have neglected one thing.  It's a big thing, and it's about time I
did it.  I don't even know why I've waited so long????????

***   Blackjac creaps up to the edge of the vat.  He's not quite sure
who's in and who's out because everyone seems to be exploring the bottom
at the moment.  Taking a deep breath, he bends his knees and jumps into
the vat with all his might.

((Big cannonball dive splashes everyone who came up to the surface to
check out what has been going on))

Wow, what a great feeling.  The choclate is soooooooo warm, sweet, and
tasty.  Hummm, just like all of the gals in ARC.  (Big Grin) *Wink*

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< CHOCLATE FIGHT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



Blackjac.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: maci9154@mach1.wlu.ca (macivor dawna)
Subject: INVITATION IDEAS WANTED
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 01:13:04 GMT

I posted something similar in alt.romance, but thought someone here could
help too!

I'm planning on asking a guy I know to go to a formal with me in February,
and I'm looking for an original way to do it, be it verbally, through some
silly gift, or whatever.  Any help would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks in advance!

Smiles,
  Dawna =)


*hug* =) *hug* (= *hug* =) *hug* (= *hug* =) *hug* (= *hug* =) *hug* (=

          You can't give a hug without getting one back!
                               - Garfield

Dawna MacIvor maci9154@mach1.wlu.ca   Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Ariel in a vat
Date: 17 Nov 1992 21:21:35 GMT
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: lightning.berkeley.edu
Keywords: Chocolate Covered Ariel

>Neat story about Badger trapping Ariel in a vat deleted.
>
>>>"Ariel, you know that you look good enough to eat?"  Badger asked with an
>>>innocent expression across his furry face.
>>(Badger could NEVER have an innocent expression on his face!  But,....)
>Wanna Bet?  How do think I get outof the trouble I get into?
   You *kiss* me, and *caress* me, until I don't remember what the trouble
was.  And if that doesn't work, you say ILY.  (You know, that mushy stuff.)
*********
  Kiss you and caress you and I get out of trouble.  (I'll have to remember
this for the next time I get in trouble. :)  As for now, it sounds like a 
great idea.

>>Ariel looked up into Badger's eyes and asked, "Do you really want to eat me?
>>Or would you rather just lick ALL this chocolate off me?"  *wicked grin*
>>
>"I think licking would be quite appropiate in this situation.  So why don't
>you climb on out and let me clean you off."  Badger says, his eyes gleaming
>with anticipation.
>
  No, you come in and get me. (I have to have something to lick off too.)
*********
  "Come in and get you, Ariel.  But I would get my fur all coated with 
chocolate.  Last time that happened it took me a week to get it all out."
Badger looks down and realizes the futility of his argument and dives in.

*splash*

"I believe I'll start licking right here."

*********
Badger
From: pm3_norr@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: hi y'all...anyone home?
Date: 17 Nov 92 21:45:06 GMT
Organization: University of the West of England, Bristol

kevin writes:
}My name is Kevin Robert Divine (kevin is ok) and I am a 21 year old 

Hi always glad to see somebody else take the plunge and join in (coming
up for my first anniversary and I remember how nervous I was).

} my favorite music is anything on the windham hill/dancing cat label,
} especially George Winston

WAY cool  (as I believe the current expression is  :)

} and Philip Aaberg.

Have to check that one out.

}  I really dig the sensual things in life-- I like to dream, I like to talk, 
} I can't stand a day away from some form of chocolate :),

Sounds like you like the things we like...

}  and I hope to be talking to you guys more often.

Certainly hope so.

}imagine yourself on a boat on a river, 
}with tangerine trees and marmalade skies

Beatles as well.  Excellent taste this youngster has.

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
"California here I come!"

Fifteen days and counting....

-- 
Remember.  A Dragon is for life.
Not just for Hogswatchnight.
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Sunday, 22 Nov 1992 17:26:35 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: CASTLE The Minstrel Comes Home

Minsterl,
   You cursed when you spoke to me!  tsk tsk tsk, you owe me one. *grin*
And I'll think of some way you can make it up to me. *innocent batting of
eyelashes*

Lady Elizabeth

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Sunday, 22 Nov 1992 16:35:51 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Annoyances large and small
 <1992Nov17.222753.7802@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com>

In article <1992Nov17.222753.7802@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com>,
puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) says:
>
>>>For those of you who think that last one was too racy,
>>>Please do not read any further... You know what SOME people
>>>are like...(aka ME!)
>>and me. *wink*
>
>And me... Press 'n' now...
   'nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
   Very funny Puter.  My 'n' key got stuck and went on a wild
rampage across my screen. (did it on purpose, didn't you??) 8-) *smile*
>Blade
>>>For those of you who are leches, please, feel free to jump in anywhere !
>>>(or with a switch in sentence construction...)
>>>For those of you who are leches, please feel free, to jump in anywhere !
>>>(aahahahahahahah, yeah ? So what ?)
>>Or (Ariel)
>>For those that want me, please feel free to feel me, (I'm not touching the
>>"jump anywhere" part of the phrase.)hee hee hee *grin*
>>*kiss* *hug* and a *caress* Because I feel in the mood to be flirtacious.
>(Puter)
>I couldn't pass this one up... Ariel, I was wantin' to finger ya
>somethin' awful after this submission. But I haven't compiled the
>darn code for "finger", yet...

Excuse me.  Who are you?  I can't have some stranger trying to teach me how
to use the vax system. *grin*  (I did give you an invitation, but I don't like
to be flipped off<get the birdie>.) .........*smile*

>Blade:
>>>I'm full of em... And full of IT too, according to some people. What is IT?
Ariel:
>>  That would matter on what you want "it" to be.  Full of "knowledge", full
>of
>>"sexual inuendos", if it was a women...full of "_____" (I don't think I have
>>to fill in that blank. *grin*
>Puter:
>Go ahead! Make my ______ !
  ummmmmmmm....  (1) Century   (2) Life a living hell  (3) Favorite Meal
(4) Wallet low on cash  (5) PC have more games installed (for the slow moments)
>
Blade:
>>>So, want kind of oil or sunblock do you want me to rub ALL over you ?
>>>(Innocent blinks...)
Ariel:
>>   Either something with a strawberry taste (*wicked grin* that would
>>feel good to be licked off.) or regular baby oil.  It would leave me
>>smooth and soft to your touch.
>Puter:
>Got somethin' here in cinnamon, but it actually heats to the breath and
>touch. Gauranteed to taste good, tho...

  Sorry, I don't like "hot" food etc.  Of course I wouldn't be the one
licking it off....hmmmmmmmm....
>

Ariel
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat