HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: ADMINISTRATION: What's your opinion of my sig?
Date: 30 Sep 92 23:26:29 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
In-reply-to: gmcquary@Ingres.COM's message of 29 Sep 92 17:42:41 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.174242.5206@pony.Ingres.COM> gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary) writes:

>Any sig four lines or less cannot be warlorded. Anything larger can be.
>
>Q: What if my sig has Bart, 3-D juggling, a Rush Quote, ugly borders,
>   the southern cross, amiga checks, and a map of austalia with bikers, but it
>   fits within a four line by 80 column (or smaller) format?
>
>A: We'll laugh our asses off, but we won't warlord it. We are aware of the 
>   (small to negligible) effect a.f.w's opinions have on the net, and so
>   continue to encourage smaller sigs by guaranteeing that they will be
>   left alone.
>
>--
>George F. McQuary 
>"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb

It took me all these months to notice there's something missing from
George McQuary's sig. Allow me:

DISCLAIMER: Use of the royal "we" notwithstanding, the opinions and
positions stated above are solely those of George F. McQuary and not
of any other entity, particularly alt.fan.warlord, most of whose
subscribers would warlord the sucker aforementioned before you could
say WTFMB3DJaRQUBtSCACaaMoAw/BIYS. The Meach especially.

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: test
Date: 5 Oct 92 19:56:58 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Mistress Elizabeth) writes:

|My apologies if this one has been done before, but it *had* to be warlorded...
|it was posted as a test to alt.humor.oracle.

|>haight@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:

>|-- 
>|  Steve Haight                         /-/  
>|  University of Kansas                /-/     So your world is
>|                                   /./-/./        spinning faster, 
>|  haight@kuhub.ukans.cc.edu        //=//       are you dizzy
>|  HAIGHT@UKANVAX                 ///=///          when you're stoned ?
>|  (913) 865-2464                  /\/    -Houses of the Holy, Led Zeppelin.
>|      What can I say, I laughed, I cried, I fell down, 
>|                      it changed my life, it was great, THE END!

|Um...I know I just got out of bed and all, but what is that ASCII _thing_?

It's an ASCII representation of the path down Campanile Hill to the
stadium. It's a KU thing. Trust me on this.
From: johny@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Lord Yak Da Hairy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [comp.sys.acorn] Re: Emacs for A5000
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:59:54 GMT
Organization: The Devastating Rear Shot, Inc.

In article <6350@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> vaughanm@p4.cs.man.ac.uk (Vaughan Marks) writes:
>
>
>      _    _     _  __   ____    ________________________________________
>   \ \\_\\ \\ _\_\\_\\ \ \\ \ \   \  Vaughan Marks: vaughanm@cs.man.ac.uk \

Ladeeez-n-gennlemen - COMPLETE THAT SIG!

-- John Yeates (Lord Yak Da Hairy) ---------------- johny@cogs.susx.ac.uk --
-- ...THIS definitely takes, eats and shits the cake. - allane@unsw.oz.au --
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: me@grmbl.saar.de (Martin Emmerich)
Subject: Re: Studi-Mampf
Reply-To: me@grmbl.saar.de
Organization: ME Inc.
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 14:23:42 GMT

In <1992Sep29.174609.33983@news.th-darmstadt.de> hoffert@isa.informatik.th-darmstadt.de (Claudia Hoffert) signs:

>-- 
>Claudia Hoffert                                              /\((*))
>TH Darmstadt, Germany                                 _(/_  /  \  /\
>                                                       (\  /    \/  \
>EMail: hoffert@isa.informatik.th-darmstadt.de            \/______\___\

What's that? A giant spider attacking a long haired camel and
his companion?

-- 
Martin  Emmerich   <--- this is a warlord-proof   <--- this is
me@grmbl.saar.de        signature                      not
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi64.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Quantum Leap back on UK TV ?
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Keywords: Quantum Leap, TV zone
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 14:54:29 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi64.leeds.ac.uk
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In rec.arts.tv.uk article <Bvo18z.17G@brunel.ac.uk>, cs91eeb@brunel.ac.uk
(Erik Bussink) writes:
> 
> -- 
> Erik Bussink, Comp Science year 1             |o---------o|       ///
> Brunel University (West London) UK            |o Brunel  o|      ///
> Email Janet : cs91eeb@brunel.ac.uk (oct-mar)  |o Film    o|     ///
>    Internet :   __@__.enet.dec.com (apr-sep)  |o Society o| \\\/// /\
> 					      |o---------o|  \XX/ /--\miga 2000
> I can't give you the rope, I'm a hologram.        	      HD 105mb,Ram 5mb

Believe me, this was even more mouth-wateringly stunning, before the
TabDamage[TM]. He may be a hologram and thus unable to give me the rope
(though is an Amiga really capable of generating that check, let alone a
whole hologram?) but I do believe he already has enough rope to hang
himself. If not, I'm sure a reel of film would do in an emergency.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Lastlogin (was Re: .hushlogin/Makefile)
Date: 28 Sep 92 21:46:29 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <RATINOX.92Sep22212353@splinter.coe.northeastern.edu> ratinox@meceng.coe.northeastern.edu writes:
>||||| | | | |  |  |  |   |   |    |    |    |   |   |  |  |  |  | | | | | |||||
>Sleep with one eye open                      Northeastern's Stainless Steel Rat
>Gripping your pillow tight...        USNail: 14 Westdale RD  Holbrook, MA 02343
>Exit: Light  Enter: Night            UUCP:  ...!northeastern.edu!meceng!ratinox
>Take my hand...                      INet:  ratinox@meceng.coe.northeastern.edu
>We're off to Never-Never Land        BITNET               UA_RLP@NUHUB{.BITNET}
>        --Metallica, "Enter Sandman" ICBMNet:    42 deg 1 min N, 71 deg 0 min W

	It's always nice to have a .sig in CIN E  M    A    S  C OPE.

	But jeez, if you're gonna be EXTRA-HOOPY-FROODY-K001, you gotta at
least pick a Metallica quote that they don't play to death on mainstream
radio!  I mean, you're not REALLY K001 unless you show off the fact that
you've been "listening to Metallica fer yearz, ya know, like before everyone
else, ya know, like before they sold out, D00D!"

--
Steve Buffum           | "I was into these guys before anyone."
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  -- "Repo Man"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Subject: Re: test - no reply - ignore
Date: Mon, 05 Oct 92 11:45:39 GMT
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand

meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:

> elmi@rrz.de (Elmar K. Bins) writes:
>
> >
> >test - ignore - no reply
> >--
> >Elmar K. Bins					e-Mail:	elmi@rrz.de
> >Rhein-Rechenzentrum GmbH	`-_-'	
> >August-Horch-Strasse 28		 'U`		Voice:	+49 261 892-522
> >W 5400 Koblenz, Germany				Fax:	+49 261 892-525
> 
> I couldn't resist leaving in the '>'s. . . neat TabDamage, eh?
> 
> For this week's quiz. . .
> 
> What *is* that barphic, and where have we seen it before?

Uhhh, that'd be in the butt Bob.

						- k
						(the Meach... well, you know
						 the rest)
-- 
Craig Harding            kilroy@acme.gen.nz             ACME BBS +64 6 3551342
"Jub'er lbh pnyyvat n obmb?"
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Murphy's Laws
Date: 29 Sep 92 06:07:32 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <CLAUDE.92Sep24150052@tokyo.trc.mew.mei.co.jp> claude@trc.mew.mei.co.jp (Claude Huss) writes:
>+----------------------+-----------------------------------------------------+
>| Claude Huss          | Matsushita Electric Works, Ltd. Tokyo Research Labs.|
>| Network Researcher/  | Mita 5-13-2, Minato-Ku, Tokyo 108, JAPAN            |
>| Engineer             | Phone: +81-3-3452-4941 Fax: +81-3-3451-0793         |
>+----------------------+-----------------------------------------------------+
>| Disclaimer: "The opinions expressed here are strictly my own"              |
>+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
>you.  This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
>		-- Mark Twain

	No, no, a thousand times no.

	Sheesh, if you're gonna use a barphulous border, you ought to at
LEAST enclose all of your barphula within.

If you warlord a putrid .sig and encourage its cessation, it will not
return.  This is the principal difference between .sigs and Steve Chaney.

--
Steve Buffum           | An extra-slow newslink and vacation next week: com-
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu | bined, these imply that I won't respond 'til 12 Oct.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: TP story in "Now We Are Sick"?
In-reply-to: lsmith@deci.cs.umn.edu's message of 25 Sep 92 20:48:00 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<lsmith.717454080@deci>
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 12:26:47 EDT

In article <lsmith.717454080@deci> lsmith@deci.cs.umn.edu (Lance "Squiddie" Smith) writes:

>--
>     Lance "William Blake?" Smith     |   "Bring me my bat of burning gold!
>	 (lsmith@cs.umn.edu)          |    Bring me my pine tar of desire!
> "The Cat. He walked by himself, and  |    Bring me my glove! O clouds unfold!
>    all places were alike to him."    |    Bring me my fastball of fire!"

  I shall not cease to find such tripe
  Nor shall my keyboard sleep again
  'Til I've warlorded all the sigs
  In .edu's slimy, sad domain

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
From: torvalds@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Linus Torvalds)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [comp.sys.intel] Re: 8237 DMA programming
Date: 4 Oct 92 10:00:12 GMT
Organization: University of Helsinki

I know I've warlorded this before (long time ago), but Eric LOKHATE is
back..  What it is with these French people anyway?

In article <1ahiolINN1u9@aurora.unice.fr> lokhate@aurora.unice.fr (LOKHATE Eric) writes:
>
>	Eric.
>
>      	         ____________ 
>      		/           /|
>       	       /___________/ |  	   
>               |           | |
>               | Hi,       | |
>       	       |	   | |__   
>               | Everybody | / /|    
>	       |	   |/ / |    Eric LOKHATE
>	      /|___________| /  /    University of Nice - Sophia Antipolis
>             /______________/  /     (France)
>	     | 	   ___ ___ .| /
>	     |______________|/       lokhate@aurora.unice.fr
>	 ________________________    or
>        / --- --- --- ---       /    lokhate@taloa.unice.fr
>       / --- --- --- ---   --- / 
>      /_______________________/  


WoW. Tab-damage and all.

		Linus
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: the back of the card...
In-reply-to: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu's message of 24 Sep 92 11:08:57 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 92 11:35:44 EDT

In article <80374@ut-emx.uucp> llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine) writes:

>--
>sine nomine
>debbie martinson
>what's red and invisible?
>no tomatoes.
>
>
>

you're weird, debbie.

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:7183 talk.bizarre:32469
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE BEST DAMNED JOKES EVER!!!
Date: 1 Oct 92 15:57:57 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord,misc.test,talk.bizarre
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

In article <1992Sep30.224708.17193@daimi.aau.dk> rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen) writes:
)pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:
)>rogue@cellar.org (Rachel McGregor) writes:
)>>    Rachel McGregor (rogue@cellar.org)  research contractor, modem junkie
)>>    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
)>> The Cellar BBS: 215/654-9184: quickly becoming the Net's most infamous site
)>> If you don't believe that, look for rogue, darling, richh, techie, or revpk
)>Now _this_ sig has got possibilities!
)>"Modem Junkie"?  Yeah, I used to smoke them, now I mainline them.
)>And a BBS ad - worse than a Rush quote, IMHO, especially with that crap
)>about 'Net's most infamous site'.  Sorry, unless you have Kibo, The Meach,
)>Oleg, or Charles Lasner there, you're not even in the running.
)Get Hasan B. Mutlu and John Palmer for a start. Work on it from there.

Actually, you can't even be considered as having a reputation at all
until Carasso has posted from your site and you have revoked his account.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Scottish Jokes
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 19:26:36 GMT

In rec.humor, one of the 100 worst signatures on the net quotes _the_worst_:

jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy) writes:

> STUFF
>    DELETED
>>I can post lots of those, if you want.
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>SURE WE WANT!!!!!
>> ______________________________________________________________
>>/               /       \ "We should not let ourselves be burnt
>>|            ////       |  for our opinions:  we are not that
>>|      \\  ////////     |  sure of them.  But perhaps for this:
>>|     \\\\/////////     |  that we may *have* and *change*
>>|    |\| _     _ |/|    |  our opinions."
>>|    |o (0)   (0) o|    |
>>|     \     A      /    |  Neechy
>>|     /|////^\\\\|\     |
>>| /////|////~\\\\|\\\\\ |  (if you know more than how to
>>|//     \__   __/     \\|  spell that, write to me!)
>>|          \_/          |  bb2q+@andrew.cmu.edu
>>|       FRIEDRICH       |
>>\_______________________/___________________________________
>>
>
> ---------------This Was Another L I V Y ' S  Production----------------------

>  __     __  __    ___ __     _     ___   __
>    |      |   \     /   |     \       \    | VM/CMS:
>    |      |    \   /    |    _ \       \   | JHSEGALL @ Weizmann.weizmann.ac.il
>    |___   |       /     |    _  \    |  \  | UNIX:
>        |  |      /      |   /    \   |     |  JHSEGAL  @ Wiscon.weizmann.ac.il
-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach turned me back into a frog.
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Duelmasters: Various Comments and Questions
Date: 1 Oct 92 15:01:46 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy


	It's better than his OLD .sig, and far better than his OLDER .sig,
each of which simultaneously lamented the (lack of) social graces at CalTech
while simultaneously begging for someone to notice that he, by golly, had
gotten into CalTech and that you, by golly, had not.  (The Meach need not
apply, as we all know that no woman has ever gone to CalTech, or at least
according to Johnjohnjohn.)

In article <1a0880INNod8@gap.caltech.edu> johnjohn@cco.caltech.edu (John White) writes:
>--
>John White
>johnjohn@cco.caltech.edu
>|===============================================================|
>|                          What the HELL?!                      |
>|                   Did I come BACK to Caltech?!                |
>|===============================================================|
>-- 
>John White
>johnjohn@cco.caltech.edu
>|===============================================================|
>|                          What the HELL?!                      |

	Alas, if only I could communicate as effectively as inews...

--
Steve Buffum           | Teaching mathematics was scary: architecture students
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu | kept insisting that they didn't need to learn vectors
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 00:28:35 GMT

In rec.humor, me_f316@ceres (+-=NUBIAN=-+) writes:
[This is the whole post]
>How about the twins Mark and Mike Hunt
>
>--
>sig on strike
>
>__________
>|MORE PAY|
>----T-----
>    |
>    |
>    |
>    |

I just sat there looking at this thing, thinking "should I warlord it?", and
finally, I just said "What the hell".

Will somebody _please_ give this person's sig a pay rise so that we can go
back to something a little less barfulous.

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach turned me back into a frog.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [alt.alien.visitors] Re: What Do You Think?
From: kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 92 12:36:16 GMT
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand

vere@netcom.com (Steven Vere) writes:

> -- 
> _____________________________________________________________________
>      __    __    __    __    __    __    __    __    __    __    __  
>  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  | 
> _____________________________________________________________________
>                                                                      
>   Steven Vere                                       vere@netcom.com  
>   Boulder Creek, California                70571.521@compuserve.com  
> _____________________________________________________________________
>      __    __    __    __    __    __    __    __    __    __    __  
>  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  |__|  | 
> _____________________________________________________________________


A potentially nice signature, easily fitting into two lines, until the
tank ran over it. Maybe he should sign a non-aggression pact with the
Greys?

						- k
-- 
Craig Harding            kilroy@acme.gen.nz             ACME BBS +64 6 3551342
"Jub'er lbh pnyyvat n obmb?"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: 1500 question purity test... post?
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 13:40:57 GMT

In rec.humor (where else?)
aaf0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (Andrew Aaron Feigin) write:
[entire post included]
>could the person who said they had the 1500 question purity test post it
>instead of mailing it to me.
>thanks.
>andy

>"Moslem or Christian Mullah or Pope
>Preacher or poet who was it wrote
>Give any one species too much rope
>And they'll fuck it up"
>-Roger Waters  "Amused To Death"
>-- 

Notice the way the lame signature quote comes BEFORE the '--' that inews
only puts in if you have a .signature file.  Wierd.

[Why do I have the feeling that at this very moment, Rachel Perkins is
typing in a warlord for this very signature...]

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
I used to homebrew computers, now I homebrew beer.  Is this progress?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: That's Richard P. Feynman diagrams to you, Bub!
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 1 Oct 92 19:28:42 GMT

>--
>Glen Fullmer,          glen_fullmer@pts.mot.com,                  (407)364-3464
>*******************************************************************************
>*  "For a successful technology, reality must take precedence                 *
>*   over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled." - Richard P. Feynman *
>*******************************************************************************

*Now* I remember. Feynman was the guy who discovered the o-ring problem in
the Challenger disaster, was involved previously in military atomic research,
and author of such books as, "What do you care what other people think".
No doubt if he knew people were carrying his work about like a holy shield, he
would tell them to shove off.

Other than quoting Feynman, this sig is so common it isn't even worth
warlording.

--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: 2401 error
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 01:24:51 GMT

meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:

>--jm
>meach@barphics.is.us      |     I like my beer the way I like my men. . .

Cold and bitter?
Gassy and weak?  (You _are_ an american, after all...)

-- 
"At least noone has
 ever wasted more than
 *two* lines quoting *me*"
  - A Haiku by The Meach
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Mary Whitehouse
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 15:43:02 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.comedy.british article <1992Oct2.150801@axion.bt.co.uk>, 
sroche@axion.bt.co.uk (Steve Roche) writes:

	["defence" of Mary Whitehouse removed for reasons of good taste]

> 
> [*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*]
> Steve Roche                | 
> G24  SSTF   BT Labs        |   Q.  How do you make a dog drink?  
> 0473 - 647507              |   A.  Put it in the liquidiser.
> sroche@axion.bt.co.uk      | 
> [*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*][*]

You only really get border work of that quality from a company like British
Telecom. Talk about things that make you go mmmm.....

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Warlord this!
Date: 30 Sep 92 17:50:40 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Sep30.054706.16374@newstand.syr.edu> cjohnson@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Carl A. Johnson) writes:
>
>	I have only posted twice to newgroups... but, I have found your
>little "group" interesting.  So, to give my new .sig a try, 
>
>		Warlord away, you dirty bastards...
>
>
>						-Carl-
>
>
> ______________________________________________________________________
>/              -Self proclaimed man with the neatest hair-             \
>|  "An elipse crazy bastard who knows no other form of puctuation..."  |
>\                       cjohnson@mailbox.syr.edu                       /
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------

Ain't worth the bandwidth, really. (c) neilb, 1992
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Internet Guide
Date: 2 Oct 92 02:30:34 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <911@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk> sch@getafix (Simon Hamner) writes:
>--
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>   S.Hanmer  - PADI Open Water Diver                    ___   oo
>                                                       (o o) ..    
>   Please reply to sch@oasis.icl.co.uk                 ==o          <X
>   if you have any problems mailing me.               /     \
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

What is *that* barphic?  Frosty the snowman losing (not loosing) his button
nose, is my guess.  Not a bad corncob pipe, but his head is a little flat
at the top.  

C Squared         |         Kevin, have you forsaken me?  Or has....
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: You know when you're hacking too long when...
Date: 6 Oct 92 10:57:15 GMT
Organization: me myself and i
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pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:
:
|Lets see - one line of original material, a signoff in the text, and a 6
|line signature with tab damage, Peter Gabriel, and WTFMIIYS.
|-- 
|Paul Tomblin
|The Rhealist made me do it.  (The Meach told him to.)

I doubt the Rhealist or Meach told you to use "WTFMIIYS" like that though.

Tx. [today's word is "irony", can we spell that class...]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
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