From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Mawiage!
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:51:55 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <16OCT92.02063317@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet translates from Sanskrit:
>>In article <15OCT92.01494864@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>>>>In article <1992Oct13.181306.1498@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet get me all hot and bothered by calling on the telephone and just breathing heavy:
>>>>> 
>>>>>>In article <1992Oct8.153416.21528@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>>>>> Miles and miles of header dragged outside, shot, and sent to the Russian
>>>>>>> front only to be gobbled up by a rabbit with really big fangs.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> |> Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney. 
>>>>>>> |> Sure, I'll marry you IF:
>>>>>>> |> 	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay. 
>>>>>>> |> 	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
>>>>>>> |> 	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
>>>>>>> |> 	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
>>>>>>> |> 	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
>>>>>>> |> 		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)
>>>>>>> |> 
>>>>>>> Quit right and all that but just how good is he on the computer.  Exactly 
>>>>>>> what does he have to live up to?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> doubting with hairy legs.
>>>>>>Yeah Fievel--how good are you on the computer? As opposed to on the
>>>>>>piano or ....
>>>>> 
>>>>> Oooh, you *are* a randy little mollusk, aren't you?
>>>>> 
>>>>> James <=== I wish you boys would pay attention! I'm doing this for *your*
>>>>> 	benefit, you know!!
>>>>Octopus, actually. But I must admit Something:
>>>>	(oh no! a confusion from she of no sins !)
>>>>   What is left of my little broken, shattered heart after Fievel
>>>>refused to marry me (all 69 pieces of it, actually) belong to whoever
>>>>does the best job of convincing me he's worthy. So---
>>>>		WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?????
>>> 
>>> 
>>> WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!
>>> JUST BECAUSE I REFUSED TO MARRY YOU, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I NO LONGER...UMm
>>> umm..
>>> i can't really say it over the net, darling...
>>> you know...
>>> thingy...
>>> :)
>>> Fievel!
>>> 
>>Well, you have lowered yourself to the ranks of all the slugs in the
>>world and have to beg for forgiveness. So...BEG and be good at it for
>>a reward of astounding proportions.
> 
> I'm sorry, my dear, but if I beg you for forgiveness, and collect the, as
> you say, "reward of outstanding proportions," it could hurt my chances in 
> this here political battle.  Actually, with this bunch of perverse Pythons, 
> it might not matter, but why risk it?
> 					Love, kisses &...thingy,
> 					-Fievel
		DECLARATION OF WAR (read in a Southern accent)
I do hereby declare open and unadult-erated war upon such persons by
the name of Fievel for his denying his responsibilities to the unreal
world, and for refusing to do what any self-respecting mouse of a
politician would do-BEG for a beautiful woman's forgiveness.
You're in for it now, you little rodent.
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