From: ventura@camelot.bradley.edu (Brian Wawczak)
Subject: Detailed Account of Perfect's Turn
Organization: Bradley University
Date: 18 Nov 92 01:31:25 GMT

For everybody who has asked, this is what happened on Prime time last night:


The show begins with Vince McMahon stating that the rumors are true. The
Ultimate Warrior will not be able to accompany Randy Savage to the ring at
Survivor Series. McMahon states that Savage has 24 hours to find a partner.

Savage comes on "Live from Sarasota". He states that he has somebody in mind
to be his partner. However, the only problem with this guy is trust. Savage
says he's never wrestled with or against this man, but he would be the
perfect (lightbulb goes on!) tag-team partner.

From there, McMahon slowly catches on. "Wait...waita minute..are you saying,
Macho, that Mr.Perfect will be your partner...are you implying this?"

Perfect just sits at the table the whole time and smiles. Heenan thinks the
idea is impossible. they bothlaugh about it.

Slowly, throughout the show, in between the televised matches, McMahon,
Hillbilly, and Hacksaw say that this idea is starting to make sense. They
try to start trouble between Curt and Bobby. They tell Mr.P that Heenan has
said in the past that Flair is THE GREATEST wrestler of all time. McMahon
tells Perfect that he has been living in Flair's shadow.

Flair and Razor come on "Live from Charlotte". Flair tells Perfect that they
all have their jobs to do, Flair wrestles, Perfect consults, and Bobby
handles the money.

Bobby accidentally says that Flair is his man, Flair made Perfect, and he
doesn't think Perfect could compete with Flair or Ramon. Ramon tells
Perfect, "Man...I heard you used to be something." (I'm thinking, yeah, he
held the AWA World Tag-Team Title with you in 1986, chico!).

As the show nears its end, Perfect has gradually been pissed off at Heenan
and converted to a semi-face. At the end, Svage and Flair and Ramon are
yelling at Perfect, telling him to come with them. Finally, McMahon says,
"OK...MR. Perfect what will it be....yes or no....will you or will you not
consider Savage's offer?" Perfect stands up and says, "Yeah...I'll consider
the offer." Heenan goes berzerk. They argue into the next break.

Finally in the last segment. After Flair verbally ambushes Perfect, Heenan
tells Perfect to shut up and listen. He tells Mr.P that for now on, he will
be taking orders from Flair and that's it. Flair is Heenan's man, and Perfect
should know his place. Perfect stands up and says, "Shut Up Heenan. You know,
I'm sick and tired of people making decisions for me. Things are gonna start
changing. Savage, you're looking for a partner for Survivor Series....well,
I'l be there. I'll be your partner." Heenan stands up, gets in Perfect's face,
and, in classic Heenan manner, slaps Perfect. Perfect grabs him by the collar
and tells him off. Then, he dumps a pitcher of water over Heenan's head.
McMahon, Hacksaw, and Hillbilly are laughing, clapping, and acting like idiots.
Perfect says, "I'm back! I'll be at the Survivor Series, and Flair, you're  
going down!!!"

After the promotional considerations segment, Flair tells Perfect he just 
gave it all up. He had it made but he let it all go. Perfect tells Flair that
the last thing flair will hear at Survivor Series, after he is defeated, will
be "Woooo! Woooo! Woooo!"

The End.
 
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