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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Date: Fri,  2 Oct 1992 03:01:04 -0400 
From: "Steven M. Stadnicki" <ss7m+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Illustrious Alumni (Was: "Lost In Space" )

Theo. LeSieg went to my mother's high school.  Julius Erving went to my
father's university (U. Mass) at the same time as my father did, and my
father actually claims to have been in a gym class with him.  There's a
fairly well known American opera/concert singer who went to my high school
(Peru Central School, Peru, NY), but I don't recall the name.  And I'm not
sure *anyone* went to Clarkson, including me.

                                    Steven Stadnicki
                                    ss7m@andrew.cmu.edu
                                    Contributing to a silly topic
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: moroney@ramblr.enet.dec.com
Subject: Re: 666 Cable TV
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Distribution: alt
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 08:43:43 GMT

In article <Oct.3.23.03.08.1992.18588@math.rutgers.edu>, cromar@math.rutgers.edu (Scott Cromar) writes...
>lmh@world.std.com (Larry M Headlund) writes:
>> 	The topic was cable TV and pirating extra TV's inside your home off
>> a socket.  I was "informed" that
>> 	a) The cable company can test electrically for the number of live
>> 	   connections.

>I heard something similar to "a" about the phone company.  According
>to my source (who knows about as much as me about this whole subject),
>the pnone company checks every so often to see how many devices are on
>the line.  When they check, the phones are supposed to "chirp," ie
>just go through one very short ring.

This used to be true about the phone company.  Back when phones were
only available from AT&T (and not for sale), and they charged extra
for the privilege of having an extension phone they would sometimes
check to see if you had an 'unauthorized' extension, since they knew
exactly what you had.  If what they found in their tests didn't
match what you were supposed to have this warranted further investigation.
Now, of course with the breakup of the phone company, they don't care
how many phones you have, as long as you didn't exceed the max. load.  They
really can't even tell for sure even if they did, since all the modern phones
provide a variety of loads on the phone line, some are almost nothing compared
to others.

-Mike
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Oh, No, William and Mary Won't Do
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 2 Oct 92 23:53:40 GMT
 <1992Oct2.004308.4273@cabezon.uucp> <BvIHLw.3nE@unx.sas.com>

sasegb@toklas.unx.sas.com (Elizabeth Brownrigg) writes:

>P.S. - Does anyone know why the subject line is in a Steely Dan song?

Actually, no, but by the time I went to W&M there were lots of ULs
floating around about it, and "My Old School" got way overplayed
at parties.  Either Donald Fagen went to William and Mary, or he
was rejected for admission.

The song mentions Annandale High School, too.  I spent my senior
year of HS at Jefferson, not far from there.
-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again
From: warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Automatic Radar Speeding Tickets (was Radar Cars)
Date: 30 Sep 92 12:57:47 GMT
Reply-To: warren@nysernet.org
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs

In <1992Sep28.125005.1127@mwk.uucp> richardsro@mwk.uucp writes:

>  They sent him back a photo of some handcuffs.

3.7 shergolds.
-- 
/|/-\/-\       In real life, the Vice President chastises Murphey Brown
 |__/__/_/     for her morals.  Bill Clinton plays the sax on "Arsenio
 |warren@      Hall."  Though "Batman Returns" is fiction, it's not too
/ nysernet.org much stranger than truth - Caryn James, The New York Times
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: fehr@ms.uky.edu (Jeff Davis)
Subject: Re: gary larson committed
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 19:38:34 GMT
Organization: Austerlitz, Gershovitz, and Carmichael

Larry Huntley writes:
>Jeff Davis writes:
>>-- 
>>Coach Jeff Davis <davis@keats.ca.uky.edu> Season: 1-5 Lifetime: 1-7
>>Ask me about my 1 game win streak!
>
>	So, Jeff; how about this one-game winning streak?  How long did
>	it last?
>
One hour and 12 minutes.
-- 
Coach Jeff Davis <davis@keats.ca.uky.edu> Season: 1-5 Lifetime: 1-7
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From: mikkelson%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.startrek.misc,rec.arts.startrek.fandom,alt.religion.kibology,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Date: 28 Sep 92 12:12:53 GMT
Organization: Just put everything on the floor; I can find it.


In article <1992Sep26.232225.10792@midway.uchicago.edu>, 
  thf2@quads.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell) writes...

>I don't see what's so special about Star Trek.  "Lost in Space" was
>clearly superior, but you don't see five newsgroups devoted to Tobor.

Yeah, and "Lost in Space" was on longer, so it had to be better.  At least the
"Lost in Space" guys were able to build a robot that you couldn't destroy just
by confusing it.

 - snopes

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|"[Disney's machine] has placed a Mickey Mouse hat on every little developing |
| personality in America.  As capitalism, it is a work of genius; as culture, |
| it is mostly a horror."   --   Richard Schickel, "The Disney Version"       |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|  David P. Mikkelson   Digital Equipment Corporation   Culver City, CA  USA  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
From: russ@bbxrbk (Russ Kepler)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Flavored Condoms
Date: 29 Sep 92 22:51:26 GMT
Organization: /etc/organization

In article <26528@dog.ee.lbl.gov> TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan) writes:
>In response to Maurice Forrester's post, keith@cstr.ed.ac.uk (Keith Edwards) 
>writes:
>  +
>  +|> Where does the word posh come from?
>  +
>  +I think posh is an acronym from Port Out Starboard Home
>  +which is the way the most expensive tickets on cruises or
>  +voyages by ship were sold. I think the idea was that you 
>  +got a cabin in the shade on the way out and on the way back.
>  +It could have originated as long ago as the 18th century.
>
>No, it's a description of how seating arrangements had to be done
>for manic-depressives who were compelled to injure waterfowl such
>as seagulls.  In my Webster's, it states that this is from which 
>we get the term "gullible".

C'mon - we all know that there is no such word as "gullible" in
the dictionary.

-- Russ "had to be first" Kepler
-- 
Russ Kepler, posting from home
Will hack unix for food 		(.sig stolen from dt - sorry, dt)
From: PCT601%SIRIUS.UKC.AC.UK@ib.rl.ac.uk (Robryche)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Craigy babes
Date: 5 Oct 1992 18:29:20 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

Hi there
I dont know if anybody's mentioned this, but  recently over here
(I'll work outh the date if anybody's interested), there was an article
about Craig Shergold in the English rag 'The SUN'. Basically it said
that Craig was 13 and just starting school after his brain-removing
operation (Making room for the cards perhaps?) It also claimed that the
sun was responsible for the publicising his wish to be in TGBoR
(although I remember hearing about it other places at the time).

O.K. I know it's compulsory for U.F.A. So here's the date...
Tuesday 15th September 1992
I think it was around page 5. I did try and get hold of a copy to
type in, but was out of luck. Anybody out there have that paper?

--
Rich
From: wells@athena.cs.uga.edu (Scott Wells)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Oranjelo and the severed dog's head
Date: 1 Oct 92 02:38:20 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens


My mother processes insurance claims in a family heath practice clinic
in Augusta, Georgia. She's shown me forms of little girls named
Orangejello, and I have heard of Lemonjello. No UL, I think.

Now, the case where a mother named her twin daughters Syphillis and
Gonarheea (pronounced: Sih-PHIL-is and Gon-NERE-ee-ah) may be.



Scott Wells
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.folklore.computers
From: jeq@i88.isc.com (Jonathan E. Quist)
Subject: Re: Possible UL alert(was Re: Videotaping rapes)
Organization: INTERACTIVE Systems Corporation, Naperville, IL
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 15:10:58 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.074733.29955@news.columbia.edu> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>In article <1992Sep28.232648.8023@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>>In article <H.qByMjh0x1UA@harvee.billerica.ma.us> scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us writes:
>>>when i was about 9, i figured out how to count on my fingers in base 5(one
>>>hands for ones, the other for fives.) i could get up to 30 that way.
>>
>>That's okay, I got up to 1023.
>
>I had two separate systems of counting; both more or less required a desktop
>or other hard surface, as I seemed never to need to count above ten while
>standing up.
>
>The first one had the left hand for tens and the right for ones.  Touching
>just the thumb against the desk was one, thumb and forefinger down was two,
>and so on to all five fingers on the desk.  Then I took my thumb off the desk
>for six, until ten was no fingers down and a carry to the left hand.
...

Sigh.  Was I the only kid growing up in the 60's and finger counting
in logarithms?


Just tossing my .3 cents in.
-- 
Jonathan E. Quist                              INTERACTIVE Systems Corporation
jeq@i88.isc.com  '71 CL450-K4 "Gleep", DoD #094        Naperville, IL
        There are many things a person should experience in a lifetime.
       Among them are an infant's first cry, and an infant's first laugh.
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Date: 27 Sep 92 08:10:02 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <1992Sep25.072032.655@echo.philips.nl>, dolf@echo.philips.nl (Dolf Grunbauer) writes:
>
>Didn't one of the advertisments of Coca Cola or Pepsi which was something
>like: "brings back the youth in you" or "for a new generation" translated
>into Chinese wrongly and when translated back to english it was something
>like: "Brings back all your (dead) ancestors"
>

That'd be in the three-sided Churchill, Bob.

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley

obFrozenChicken: Actually, I just wanted to say "obFrozenChicken".
Everyone should say it occasionally.
-- 
  "Didn't expect to see me again,         | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
eh, Svengali?"                            |  [Not a UCSD employee]
     -- Bugs Bunny                        |
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: hal@HQ.Ileaf.COM (Hal Wadleigh)
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Summary: product names
Reply-To: hal@HQ.Ileaf.COM (Hal Wadleigh)
Organization: Interleaf, Inc.
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 18:08:07 GMT

Let's nor forget the classic Chevy Nova (I have one for sale, BTW) which did
not get a warm reception in Spanish-speaking countries.

No Va = Won't Go
From: joslin_paul@ae.ge.com
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Video taping rape
Date: 6 Oct 92 16:13:21 GMT
Reply-To: joslin_paul@ae.ge.com
Distribution: na
Organization: GE Aircraft Engines
Originator: news@c0228.ae.ge.com

agillum@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Aaron C Gillum) writes:
+The most common UL around these parts, (Columbus, Ohio) is of a frat party 
+where a tipsy coe-ed peeks out a window. Someone comes up behind her and closes
+the window. Then, everyone takes turns raping her, as she can't move. One of 
+the upperclassman is supposedly taping it, and then sends all the participants 
+a copy.

+One of the participants gets the tape a few weeks later, and realizes that the 
+women he raped was his (cousin/sister/even mom).

+Aaron '*tap tap tap* 'Is this thing on??'' Gillum
No, No. It is 'Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!".

Paul "We don't do windows" Joslin

-- 
     Paul R. Joslin     | 
joslin@c0223.ae.ge.com  | When you have a new hammer,
   +1 513 583 3537      | everything looks like a nail.
From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Date: 2 Oct 1992 01:43:13 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jared Dahl) writes:

  +>What a stupid thread!!
  +
  +>"Clarabelle" was better than "Bozo"!!
  +>"Chimpanzees" are better than "Orangutangs"!!
  +>"Pintos" are better than "Mavericks"!!
  +>"James Buchanon" was better than "Andrew Jackson"!!
  +>"TRS-80" was better than "C64"!!
  +
  +>Any more?? I think I've heard this thread before!!
  +>GET A LIFE!!

smith@ctron.com writes:
  +
  +I think this thread was better than the "Religion versus Science" thread.

It is?  I think Star Trek is a way of life.

Terry "And I'm a little partial to Mavericks myself" Chan 
--
Energy and Environment Division   | Internet:  TWChan@lbl.gov
Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory      | 
Berkeley, California  USA  94720  | Carpe Per Diem
From: crawford@ben.dev.upenn.edu (Lauren L. Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Date: 1 Oct 92 21:53:20 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <1992Oct1.135256.9286@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> kristyp@coos.dartmouth.edu (Kristy Patterson) writes:
>
>There are some really unfortunate car name out there;
>Chevrolet CITATION?  Nice to name your car "traffic ticket."
>I also heard rumors of a Dodge (I believe it was Dodge) IMPACT.
>I thought that was a good one, too.


Then there's my favorite air traffic folks:  RANSOM AIRLINES.




-- 
Lauren Crawford  //  crawford@ben.dev.upenn.edu
From: smee@bristol.ac.uk (Paul Smee)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Eskimo words for 'snow'
Date: 29 Sep 92 14:25:17 GMT
Reply-To: P.Smee@bristol.ac.uk (Paul Smee)
Organization: University of Bristol

In article <1992Sep29.122046.26741@nntp.nta.no> styri@nta.no writes:
>"Cwm" is a wee mountain just outside the town of Rhyl in northern Wales, UK.
>Don't know what the word means though.

'Cwm' is a Welsh word related to English 'Coomb', and means either 'a
small deep wooded valley' or 'a hollow in a hillside'.  (Don't know how
you can name a mountain 'small valley'; may reflect the same sort of
psychology which leads to the word 'downs' meaning 'an upland tract of
pasture land', which means that the local 'downs' are inevitably on the
tops of hills.)

'Cwm' IS pronouncable, the Welsh 'w' being literally a 'double u', with
a sound much like the 'oo' in 'moon'.

-- 
Paul Smee, Computing Service, University of Bristol, Bristol BS8 1UD, UK
 P.Smee@bristol.ac.uk - ..!uunet!uknet!bsmail!p.smee - Tel +44 272 303132
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 12:37:12 GMT

death@buhub.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater) writes:

>I admittedly haven't been following this string to closely, so i am
>wonderin if you have mentioned the Nova (car). It didn't sell well in
>Mexico because in spanish no va means (literally) "no go". not a great name
>for a car.

Yes, and I hear that Monty Python once made a record with 3 sides.

(Or maybe it was Gladstone and the Disraelites)

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
In our innermost soul, we are children and remain so for the rest of our lives
    --  Sigmund Freud
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: palmerc@abulafia.b21.ingr.com (Christopher M. Palmer)
Subject: Re: FAQs for Sale
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 21:50:59 GMT

From the FAQ...

>WILD LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
>Fb.Schoolkid beheaded by road sign, due to sticking his head out the bus window.

I heard this one a few weeks ago from my sister-in-law.  Her daughter
is a cheerleader.  The team they were playing was driving to the game
and one of their cheerleaders was hanging out of the bus window and clipped
a telephone pole, decapitating her.  Her headless body slumped back
into the bus to the horror of her friends.  Oh ho, I thought, a
*classic* UL.  But... The evening news confirmed the story.  They didn't give
the gory details, but reported that the cheerleader was killed when
she hit a telephone pole while hanging out of a bus.

So, does this actually happen frequently or is this a case of
life imitating myth?  I wonder what the exact details were.  I don't
mean to be morbid, but I wonder if all the details fit the UL or if it
was a matter of the UL giving people with overactive imaginations food
-- 
Christopher M. Palmer --------------------------- Intergraph Corporation
palmerc@abulafia.b14.ingr.com ---------------------- Huntsville, Alabama     
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf)
Subject: Re: Mixed up translations
Organization: /home/ludviga/cindy/.organization
Date: 26 Sep 92 14:08:23

Dan Wright writes:
>On the subject of mixed up translations -- my wife is Japanese.
Although
>she's lived in the USA more than 10 years now, and has earned two
Master's
>degrees, she still has a rather strong accent.  Not only is she
incapable
>of pronouncing the difference between "r" and "l",  I believe she is
>actually incapable of *hearing* the difference.

In Japanese, [r] and [l] are two allophones of the same phoneme.
This means that in Japanese they are essentially the same sound,
with variations in pronunciation depending on the sounds they
are surrounded by.

Similarly, if you put your hand in front of your mouth and say
the word "top", you will feel a little puff of air after the "t".
This is called aspiration.  There is no such puff when you say
"stop".  Aspirated and unaspirated t's are two allophones of the
same phoneme /t/.  

Want more?  The difference in the /k/ sound in "cap" and "keep".
Most people pronounce the /k/ in keep with their tongue a bit further
forward in their mouth than the /k/ in "cap".  But we don't think
of the sounds as "different"; if someone would pronounce "top" with
an unaspirated "t", we might notice it sounded funny but we wouldn't
think they were saying a different word.  On the other hand, there
are languages where this would make a difference, but i can't think
of any off-hand *blush*.

-Cindy Kandolf
 cindy@solan.unit.no
 Trondheim, Norway

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From: sepstein@scott.skidmore.edu (stacey epstein)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.startrek
Subject: Re: Kirk VS Picard (was "Lost In Space" was better)
Date: 5 Oct 92 02:13:26 GMT
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY

thf2@quads.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell) writes:
> In article <6639@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP> tjw+@pitt.edu writes:
> >
> >If Jean-Luc Picard got into a fight with Jim Kirk who would win?
> 
> Does Kirk have to share his toupee with Picard?

Of course!  There's more than enough room in there....
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.startrek.misc,rec.arts.startrek.fandom,alt.religion.kibology,talk.bizarre
From: spg@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Stephen P. Guthrie)
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 15:34:43 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.002839.13593@PA.dec.com> snopes%club33@stlth.enet.dec.com (snopes) writes:
>
>Oh yeah?  Security in "Star Trek" meant "put on a red shirt, stand next to 
>the door, and stare straight ahead until one of the bad guys karate chops your 
>neck".  At least Dr. Smith was a *stowaway* -- he didn't take over the ship
>every week like everybody who came on board the Enterprise did.
>

Sounds like a Star Trek expert.
Question: When the enterprise is hit by enemy fire, you always see the bridge
pitching from side to side and the crew stumbling from side to side according
ro the direction of list. But if there is no gravity, why do they 'fall' like
this?

Captain, we're under fire. What shall we do? 
Why, we'll do what we always do under these circumstances -
run from side to side like brainless sheep.

There was an amusing sketch on a comedy I say many years ago,
where they ran the wrong direction, ie. they stumbled uphill
instead of down.


Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: barth@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (barth.richards)
Subject: Re: Flavored Condoms
Organization: AT&T
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 18:14:30 GMT


In article <1992Sep30.020830.8512@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:

>In article <BvDBJt.IzE@news.cso.uiuc.edu> kkr42091@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (QUEEN ZENOBIA!) writes:
>
>>>Where does the word posh come from?
>>
>>Port Out Starboard Home refers to the rooms that are most wanted in a 
>>cruise ship... luxury liner.... whatever they are called.
>>at least that is what i have always been told.
>>
>>-kimberli roan
>
>Net, this is Kimberli.  Kimberli, this is the Net.
>
>Okay, net, be nice to Kimberli.  September still has a couple of days
>left in it.



And I think we've found another great nominee for the afu motto of the
month:

          "at least that is what i have always been told..."

-- 
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88  Barth Richards                   "Language is a virus from outer space."  88
88  att!ihlpf!barth                            - William S. Burroughs         88
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From: mhr@hpuerca.atl.hp.com (Mike Reaser)
Subject: Re: Oranjelo
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 18:23:58 GMT
Organization: a stone mountain of Kudzu

In <1992Oct03.144232.3407@rose.com> bill.dehaan@rose.com (bill dehaan) writes:

>I went to school with a girl whose father was Darcy, and her mother was
>Arleen. They named her Darcaleen. Needless to say, she was nicknamed
>"gasoline" and "kerosene" everywhere she went. Yes, I can imagine
>parents being that unfeeling. Or stupid.


When I lived in Noertheast Florida 10 years ago, a city councilman in
Jacksonville named Clanzel Brown passed away.  I cannot remember the names
of all his children, but some were Clanzedric, Clanzanetta, Clanzeria,
and (I think) Clanzanna.

My boss's only reaction to reading the obituary was "where was the mother
when those children were being named?  Did she have _no_ ego at all?".

I couldn't disagree....

=======================================================================
 Mike Reaser, Hewlett-Packard N. Amer. Resp. Ctr. - Atlanta
 Internet:  mhr@hpuerca.atl.hp.com
 NBCS: B4 f w g+ k s-               I barely speak for myself, so
 #include <standard.disclaimer>       don't make me speak for HP
=======================================================================
From: wells@athena.cs.uga.edu (Scott Wells)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Gross Stories (true?)
Date: 1 Oct 92 02:40:48 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <80777@ut-emx.uucp> llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine) writes:
>j.a. fielden (fielden@spot.Colorado.EDU) wrote:
>
>: That would be the movie Pink Flamingoes starring the transvestite 
>: Divine. A big theme of the movie was the "most  disgusting person in
>: the world".

Hint: Don't take a date to this movie. 

Scott Wells
Voice of Experience
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