From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: the Devil's Day (and the Devil's Night)
Date: 11 Nov 92 22:08:40 -0400
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <1992Nov10.233714.22696@midway.uchicago.edu>, thf2@quads.uchicago.edu (Seventh Circuit Bound) writes:
> In article <1992Nov10.124120.8757@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
>>In article <BxGsBp.Ay9@nic.umass.edu>, jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov9.131348.8735@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
>>>>In article <BxF58x.4FB@nic.umass.edu>, jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>>>>> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>Boy, I'm even better than I thought, driving Jenny into an orgasm like that
>>>>with a mere post!
>>> 
>>> I think this explains the preponderance of date-rape in fraternities.
>>> 
>>*SIGH*. Another Ted Frank groupie.
> 
> As amusing as that characterization may be (and no doubt distasteful to
> Ms. Gutbezahl), there are millions of women who are well aware of
> the prevalence of rape in fraternities who have never read a word I've
> written on the subject, and an even larger number who have come to that
> conclusion without sleeping with me. 

Well Ted if they have never read a word you wrote, at least they haven't hit 
rock bottom. I won't even get into their good fortune in not sleeping with 
you.

> 
> It is, of course, typical of the fraternity psyche to assume that
> a woman is incapable of critical thought and reaching her own conclusions,
> and therefore any ideas she's had must have been dictated to her by Her Man.
> 
Ah, Ted. This would be your "I don't stereotype... really." side speaking. If
I were in a more vicious mood, I'd post this to soc.college and see how many 
supporters you'd be left with. 

> I mean, it's not like I invented the concept that fraternities rape.
> The frats have been doing just fine in creating that accurate perception.
> 
No Ted, you just blew it right outta porportion.

> Peeve: Spending $12 on a cab to take me to a job interview downtown so I
>        don't have to wait for a bus, and then spending ten minutes on hold
>        with the cab company waiting for being able to call a cab.

Guess you got fired from that job that alloweed you to wrack up those
frequent flyers points eh? Well, I'm not surprised. Some things even lawyers 
won't do.

> Peeve: Schlepping all the way downtown just to have a twenty-minute
>        interview with Judge Easterbrook.

So did he grant you parole or what?


> !Peeve: He gave me an offer.

I can just imagine.

> Peeve: I have to sit through two more years of law school before I can
>        start.

Well, I guess we can all breathe easier for a couple of years. Maybe we'll
all luck out and you'll get hit by a bus by then.


> !Peeve: I get a way cool office on the south side of the top floor of the
>         Federal Building downtown.

Do please close the window on your way down.



> !Peeve: Getting to buy my own jackets, without having my mommy and my daddy
>         choosing one out and mailing me one.

Ah.. this owuld be the ObMikeFlame I suppose. Good try Ted. Since I seriously
doubt you've managed to develop opposible thumbs yet, I guess we'll all
have to wait until your cranium develops a bit more before we can expect 
anything more interesting than warmed over Yarvinisms that were really
dull to begin with.
 
Ted, please do the world a favor and unsubscribe. You really don't seem to 
have anything interesting to say. Go back to soc.college and scream about the 
evils of fraternities, so I won't have to listen to you. Let me give you a hint:
I don't like you. I don't thnk Andy Banta likes you. Jenny dosen't like you.
When three people as different as we are manage to agree on something,
you can make a conclusion.


Luv N kissed N shit


Mike
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