From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Std. Jester
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:44:34 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu spits out the dried up remains:
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <1992Oct04.151453.3054@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>>>>>>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>>>>>>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>>>>>>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>>>>>>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>>>>>>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>>>>>>>>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>>>>>>>>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>>>>>>>>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>>>>>>>>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>>>>>>>Um... I don't have a licence, but I DO have this 'ere CHAINSAW!!!!!!
>>>>>>'Allo, Miss.  'Ave you got a license for 'at chainsawr??
>>>>>Nope. You wanna argue with me?
>>>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <thump>
>>>>><rollrollrollroll> <KICK!> <splat>
>>>>>Obviously not.
>>>>>(And take your nose off my shoe.)
>>>>Well get your shoe of my eye!
>>> *mph* Ok, but onl*mph* if I get t*mph* take my foo*mmmph* out of my mouth.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  post the plans if there intres
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>>>>>>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>>>>>>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>>>>>>>>}Um... James?
>>>>>>>>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>>>>>>>>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>>>>>>>No it's not. He deserved it.
>>>>>>I'm baaaa-aaack!
>>>>>Your back?
>>>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <scrape>
>>>>><sewsewsewsew> <pin>
>>>>>That... wot a lovely cloak. Thank you.
>>>>What is that? Ratfur? EEEEEEEECK!
>>> It was the only thing left wot we 'ad available to graft.
We used to have a graft, but then I closed the window.

>>>>>>>>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>>>>>>>>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>>>>>>>>You have a battery powered llama?
>>>>>>>>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>>>>>>>>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
>>>>>>>Well that was stipud now, wasn't it.
>>>>>
>>>>>>>What? Oh sorry. This is argument. You want abuse down the hall.
>>>>>>><slam>
>>>>>>No I don't.
>>>>>Well do you want your fingers then? I caught them in the door when I
>>>>>slammed it.
>>>>Nope. Just me nose...with a shoeprint on it.
>>> Don't look now, but there be fingers just beneath that shoeprint.
>>>
>>>>>mnSio... the Regurgitated Guts of a.f.m-p
>>>>Ratboy... C'mon Simon...Scream Bloody Gore for me...
>>> Meetch... Oh come on!  Just one *little* after-dinner mint...
>>
>>I thought people had something besides mints after dinner. Or was
>>that supposed to be before breakfast? Or after the midnight snack? Or
>>was it the midnight snack....
>Chris aka Stop that rambling and get that suit on!  You're due at the funeral
>in ten minutes!
E Jams <=== but why must I dress as a tiger?