HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject:  Andrew and the Centuars (Re: please continue)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 15:06:43 GMT

"There goes Andrew.  I'm so proud of him!"  "Hey, son, don't forget to decimate
those Centaurs tonight!"  They both waved cheerily, but in their hearts lurked
a growing feeling of dread -- of what would happen when they arrived at the
courtroom and realized that they really were facing charges of anally 
sodomizing a 12 year old handicapped boy who was going door to door collecting
money for the special olympics. It's pretty tough to get sympathy from a 
jury when you are accused of that.
 
But things started to look brighter when the sun came out.  The light glinted
off the huge crystalline sports arena in the middle of the park, like the glint
of the tears from the eyes of that handicapped boy.  These things were to be
treasured, stored away in a distant jewel box inside the dark caverns of one's
memory, to be pulled out only in special occasions. One of these special
occasions was, of course, a visit to the pawn shop. Andrew stood and basked
in the hatred of the trials 100,000 blod-thirsty spectators, and thought 
of his girlfriend.  She'd gone down to Hammond with that bastard Nigel, and
she'd taken her car with her.  Well, she'd always been a Centaurs fan, even
though she'd known he hated it.  Well, tonight he'd show her.  She'd probably
be watching when he pounded in Gary Connell's head.

In fact, she wasn't.  Instead, she was sitting in a gas station two miles
from the stadium, berating the poor mechanic. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
I GOTTA BUSTED GASKET?!?!"
 
"Now calm down lady...."
 
But instead of calming down she picked up the nearest heavy object, which 
was.....an empty oilcan.  Which actually wasn't nearly as heavy as she had
thought it was.  As a result, she fell entirely off balance and skidded under
the wheels of the truck pulling into the next stall.  As the truck started to
run over her, her spiked hair and studded jacket pierced the front tires,
causing the tires to shriek out in pain, before dying with a shudder.  "HEY!
You stupid bitch, that was my best set of tires, and you killed them with your
stupid hairdo!  Why, i oughtta rip that fuggin' hairdo right offa you
stupid fuggin head"

Of course, as the mechainc was ranting at the lady, his truck was rolling
off down the street. And, unbeknownst to him, his only employee, a 16
year old ex-reform school type he hired out of sympathy, was sleeping
in the cab of the truck.
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Positive things steve franklin has done for me
Date: 8 Sep 92 03:00:44 GMT
Organization: finchhaus


I have been cultivating a cute giggle.


AjD
should be ready for harvest
in a couple of weeks
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: News from the other side of the .net
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 12:54:11 GMT

> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (Wink Martindale) follows up to an article by:

 hugoglez@well.sf.ca.us (Hugo Gonzalez) writes:
{long, decent article and rp's one line follow-up deleted}

for those of you who dont read other froups, this dude, Hugo Gonzalez, or
the acct. hugoglez@well.sf.ca.us, is responsible for posting an
article with the subject line "Fuck you all" and the text: Vot for Jesse
Jackson, that'll give us a reason to really hate the fucking niggers.

he posted this crap to literally dozens of froups, misc.forsale,rec.music.*,
etc. etc

but what was so amazing was how many people followed it up with righteous
iundignation. WHAT FUCKING IDIOTS, reading a dozen net nerds deplore such
stupid messages is much worse than the message itself. I had to put the
word 'fuck' into killfiles for several froups cause of this. Plus the well
posted  several things like "o were sorry, etcetc"

how amusing. maybe it really was carrasso? He seems to have a talent for
cracking accts.....

-rob


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Arrrggh!
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 02:27:49 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.222545.24864@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>and since i'm here, i'll solicit opinions; for
>home defense, should i get a pump action or a
>semi-auto?
>you probably think i'm making this up but i'm not

Get a .45cal semi-auto pistol.

There's a psychotic paradox working here.  Even though the
12-guage is technically better protection, crooks see a
shotgun and think "it's just a damn shotgun," and you have
to talk them into believing they're in danger; but, when you
point the half-inch muzzle of a .45cal pistol at them,
their tiny little souls shrivel up into crusty walnuts and
drop out their rectums into their stolen underwear.

Seriously.  It marks you as someone more likely to be in
the drawing-blood business rather than just Joe-anne
Homeowner who bought a big-boom-boom to protect her cats
and herbal teas.

Plus, you can tuck it between your tits if you need both hands
for something else.

				--Blair
				  "Ah!  An exotic-earring fancier!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: CAN WE REALLY BE SURE THAT...
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date:  7 Sep 92 14:52:25 GMT

Jsr@Xyzzy.equinox.gen.nz (J S Russell) writes:

>franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>:    that nuntius is a bit of a bitc* to use eh?
>				^^^^^

>bitca?
>bitcb?
>bitcc?
>bitcd?
>bitce?
>bitcf?
>bitcg?
>bitch?

>bitch?

>bitch!

>HAW HAW HAW                                 
>I GET IT!@#                                 

I normally killfile on the second carasso imitation.

I  did enjoy the propinquity of the first time I saw you
do this, however, so you are getting a third chance.

you won't get a fourth, though.

josh

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: WHO'S THE BIGGER NAZI?
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 19:03:03 GMT

The Nazis tried brainwashing, but it wasn't very successful.  It turns out
that some peoples' brains are dry clean only.
--scott
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Auto-Cuisine
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 11:07:27 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

If you've ever envied Christ and the diss-boys the Last Supper, 
but tend to shun large gatherings and groups, allow me to introduce
you to 

		The Rictus Hep Last Meal Of All  - Recipe

Heat 1 oz of butter in a large frying pan until golden brown.
Carefully slit open belly and stand on a crate so that your
small intestines can be pulled out directly into the pan of
hot butter. Bread the guts before sliding a handful into the pan.
Allow to sizzle until golden brown.

This will not hurt! - there are no nerve endings in the small
intestine and if you can bring yourself to share this mouth-
watering feast with a friend or two, they will thank you for
it and remember you forever.  

Connoisseurs of the gourmet persuasion will prolong the tasty
feast until the meal comes around again. The more cycles that
can be managed, the more delicious the morsels become, as
intestines inside intestines inside intestines recursively
loop around your sensory and digestive organs. Quite special.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Fries With That?                |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aslakson@nano.cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate)
Subject: Donny IS Joseph
Organization: :noitazinagrO
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 14:59:37 GMT

Brian
--
signature: No such file or directory
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: The shame of it all.
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 17:31:49 GMT

/^Newsgroups:.*[ ,]*\.polit*/h:j:=
33125   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33128   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33130   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33145   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33153   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33154   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33159   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33163   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33164   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33165   Junked  Re: Congress above the law (Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad)
33168   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33170   Junked  Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
33193   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33199   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33202   Junked  Re: Beating (was Re: RICHH: SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE)
33207   Junked  Re: Beating (was Re: RICHH: SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE)
33219   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33239   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33245   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33261   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33263   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33291   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33300   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33306   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33312   Junked  Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad
33319   Junked  Re: Congress above the law (Re: Bush Campaign TV Ad)


M - 1 out of 5 articles surveyed was crossposted to a politics newsfroup. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Hmmmm
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 01:45:44 GMT

In <laoa2aINN1c6@aludra.usc.edu> rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>Who nominated John F. Woods as talk.bizarre's Designated Flamer?

>i thought it should be put to a vote

That's what you get for throwing out the organization charts with the rest
of the interdepartmental junk mail.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: please continue
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 16:28:20 GMT

"There goes Andrew.  I'm so proud of him!"  "Hey, son, don't forget to decimate
those Centaurs tonight!"  They both waved cheerily, but in their hearts lurked
a growing feeling of dread -- of what would happen when they arrived at the
courtroom and realized that they really were facing charges of anally 
sodomizing a 12 year old handicapped boy who was going door to door collecting
money for the special olympics. It's pretty tough to get sympathy from a 
jury when you are accused of that.
 
But things started to look brighter when the sun came out.  The light glinted
off the huge crystalline sports arena in the middle of the park, like the glint
of the tears from the eyes of that handicapped boy.  These things were to be
treasured, stored away in a distant jewel box inside the dark caverns of one's
memory, to be pulled out only in special occasions. One of these special
occasions was, of course, a visit to the pawn shop. Andrew stood and basked
in the hatred of the trials 100,000 blod-thirsty spectators, and thought 
of his girlfriend.  She'd gone down to Hammond with that bastard Nigel, and
she'd taken her car with her.  Well, she'd always been a Centaurs fan, even
though she'd known he hated it.  Well, tonight he'd show her.  She'd probably
be watching when he pounded in Gary Connell's head.

In fact, she wasn't.  Instead, she was sitting in a gas station two miles
from the stadium, berating the poor mechanic. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
I GOTTA BUSTED GASKET?!?!"
 
"Now calm down lady...."
 
But instead of calming down she picked up the nearest heavy object, which 
was.....an empty oilcan.  Which actually wasn't nearly as heavy as she had
thought it was.  As a result, she fell entirely off balance and skidded under
the wheels of the truck pulling into the next stall.  As the truck started to
run over her, her spiked hair and studded jacket pierced the front tires,
causing
 

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"What have I done to piss the gods off?"  ---Terence Trent D'Arby
Current Album--Aztec Camera:Love
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 15 Sep 92 02:19:55 MDT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
Organization: University of Utah CS Dept
Distribution: world 

(Dave) writes:
>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>(Dave) writes:
>>>(Roxanne Coffey) writes:
>>>>(Alan Smith) writes:
>>>>>(Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>>>>(Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>>>(Donald Teed) writes:
>>>>>>>>(Your Mother) writes:
>>>>>>>>>(Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>>>>>But what has that got to do with type inference?
>>>>>>>>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>>>>>This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>>>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>>>>My musk ox has lost its way.  Will you check your closet?
>>>There used to be a time when I would kill a man for saying that.
>>i'm really looking forward to 9 october, are you???
>If I'm not mistaken, I think this one was ALREADY answered, miss!
Please don't eat this man, he's a foreigner.
----
"Dwayne Dibly?!" - The Cat (I've seen 5th season.  Have you?)
----
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 23:59:19 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Sep3.161956.12754@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>
>the fluorescent lights continue their insidious buzzing, programming us all to
>bend our spoons into alien shapes.  The growing pile of spoon-sculptures was
now higher than the coffee table, and empty Equal packets were strewn around
in a manner that appeared to follow some ancient, but recognizable pattern.  She
-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Rictus Hep's Generation
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 04:51:51 GMT

Has no respect for the unborn.

Or even for the undead.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama)
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Followup-To: news.net-cops.kevin-darcy
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 06:21:56 GMT

In article <pancq1s@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>After this, nobody can say I haven't contributed something of
>substantial value to the net.  I may not be Gene Spafford, but I
>helped drive Steve Franklin away!

I wish.  Today I got a multiple choice quiz from Steve entitled
"Why Do You Post to the Net?" plus a bonus question:  "How Old 
Are You?"

I wrote back asking why he wanted to know why I posted to the net.  
In an example of classic Darcyism, he replied that he was a 19 yr 
old third-year honors student in physics who had "outgrown" usenet.  
He then mumbled something about getting dates on the net or off it 
or something, it didn't make any sense.

>The net is sweet.

Indeed it is.


----------
Mr. Darcy, your behaviour is that of a trained poodle.  Dangle a
bone before your nose and you predictably jump through the hoop.
While this is entertaining for the short term, it does become
monotonous since it is apparent your versatility is limited
and your obdurateness complete.
					- Linda Birmingham
					<91176.112614ADMN8647@Ryerson.CA>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: The Shrinking Machine
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 02:37:03 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Sep11.231809.29748@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>     Then later Emma gets shrunk and after she's
>returned to normal size, she says, "I hope
>everything's back the way it was" while she slowly
>does a 360 and Steed carefully and deliberately
>checks out her tits and ass.
>
>     Now, just go ahead and one of you assholes
>tell me with a straight face they were never
>fucking.

They were never fucking.

An honorable fictional character like John Steed would never mess with
another man's wife.

Mark., somebody had to do it
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Re: the craving of the metal west
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 08:09:25 GMT

In article <18msvqINN9u9@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>
>/From: chrisl/h=M
>/From: cpl1/h=M

woops.

sorry, cj.

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Master of the InfoMercial
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 04:06:10 GMT

I'd just like to point out that I had a Trivial Pursuit question today
to which the answer was "Ronco".  Luckily my familiarity with the Weird Al
song "Mr. Popeil" allowed me to figure out the answer.

(Yes, it's just another coincidence dammit!  I always feel compelled to point
out the mappings between my life and talk.bizarre...)

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"You better hope and pray that you're gonna awake
 Back in your own world..."  ---Shakespear's Sister
Current Album--Suzanne Vega:Days of Open Hand
Current Read--Robert Heinlein:The Past Through Tomorrow
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 14 Sep 92 18:09:29 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


chaos@netcom.com writes:
|i could at that time, and still cannot, imagine anyone but
|matthew playing Dirk Gently.  he's PERFECT for it, you know

	YES YES YES YES.
	Perfect!
---
cj
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: short sharp shock
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 17:44:16 GMT

In article <pjklpho@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>People have been calling me this morning to check that I'm 
>still alive.   Apparently this weekend a techwriter, graduate 
>of UC Berkeley, was discovered strangled in her Honda on a 
>road next to SGI.  The superficial similarities to me are 
>very strong.
>
>I am, however, still alive.  I spent this weekend setting up
>a fishtank and washing my cats.  Prosaic, but I am alive 
>while someone else is not.  
>
>---
>c j silverio
>and mark twain



Damnit!  I got the wrong one.  And here I thought with the hair under the
arms, it had to be you.  Oh well.

M

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Missing the point
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:53:00 GMT
Summary: this is a test

What is a "velvet goldmine" and why?
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,aus.flame
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Date: 6 Sep 92 22:56:57 GMT
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon

dac@prolix.apana.org.au (David Andrew Clayton) writes:

>In article <1992Sep5.003737.8112@wixer.cactus.org>, Cyberspace Buddha 
writes:>
>> In article <95205@bu.edu> kane@buast7.bu.edu (Hot Young Star) writes:
>> >In article <Btx54D.GtI@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>> >
>> >>too much nauseation (5 vowels!), too little thought
>> >
>> >A fitting epitaph to everyone like Franklin who can't count...
>> 
>> Oh goody, a flame I can't pass up.  ;)
>> there *are* 5 vowels there, just that some are repeated.
>> 
>> in the same vein, do you know the shortest word with all 5 vowels in it?
>> do you know the shortest <mebbe only> word with all 5 vowels in alpha order?

>You're just being facetious.
                    ^ ^ ^^^

Even DAC can be nice when the Eye of the world is on him.  Possibly clever 
even Iain!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: thchemb4@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 5 Sep 92 12:17:38 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

I've just annexed Poland.

carasso
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Childhood days, wildwood days, among the birds and bees
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 14:12:55 GMT


the tune "memories" was floating thru the air, and with that happening,
could Nostalgia be far behind? Nostalgia comes floating in on the air,
maybe moving with the song, maybe floating in on the odor of fish
which of course reminds me of childhood by the sea, riding in a boat
on the ocean with my father and his drunk friend and SPLASH over goes
the boat in the waves, leaving little 4 year old rob crying in the surf as
the fish we caught that day swim gleefully away....

mammaries, mammaries, dreams of jugs so true
on a sea of mammaries, im drifitng back to you

and what of those periods for which memories are vague or nonexistant.
whole months can slip by as if they never were really there, except of
course the IRS remembers all months and in fact how much you made during
that month......
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Where are all the newbies?
Date: 10 Sep 92 16:52:36 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Cluib, Moss Landing CA

It seems that the much ballyhooed onslaught has failed to materialize.
By my (admittedly unscientific) survey, the volume of t.b seems to have
actually decreased of late. By as much as 30-40%.
What's the trouble?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: GASP!@ FLAMED BY A LOSER
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 16:47:39 GMT

> zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Mark Gansle) writes:


|>Say what you want about liberals, RICHH, few women allow men dressed as nazis
|>to tie them up and beat them. Deal in reality, the liberal costume is working
|>fine for me.......
>            
>But then again, who wants to date women who don't shave, wear tie-dyed
>shirts with no bra, and only eat granola and tofu?  Deal in humor, Rob. 
>Learn to laugh at yourself and maybe you finally will find a costume
>that works.  :)

HAW HAW!@!@ I GET IT!@!@!@
I thought yu wuz bein mean till I saw the SMILEY!!!

HAW!@ HAW!@! DEAL IN HUMOR!@!@ I GET IT!@@!

Ok, Zues, here goes:

1. the pj o rourke wasnt really funny
2. your follow up was FAR from funny. so whos dealing in humor here?
3. a smiley. how cute
4. die, rat bastard


>
>+-------------------------+-------------------------+
>|Cloud-gathering Zeus     |Think globally.          |
>|                         |Act locally.             |
>|zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu  |Eat my shorts totally.   |
>+-------------------------+-------------------------+
>

WHAT A KOOL SIG!!! SEE YA IN ALT.FAN.WARLORD!

-rob
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Counterfeitin'
Date: 8 Sep 92 20:52:59 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

>barth@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (barth.richards) writes:
)>etlanar@slartibartfast.ericsson.se (Alan Arthur) writes:

)>Hmmm, if you travelled a few hundred miles north, you'd find that in Scotland,
)>we still quite happily use 1 pound notes (in fact there's four different kinds
)>in common circulation)..

>What is the fourth variety?  I know of three:

>     - Bank of Scotland
>     - Royal Bank of Scotland
>     - Clydesdale Bank

>Currency collecting minds want to know...

      - Fuck-Off[tm] Bank of Ken Johnson

rp -- think nothing of it.  
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