From: bmacdona@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Brian K!z!K MacDonald)
Subject: Re: LEAST Favorite Episode
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Reply-To: bmacdona@ics.uci.edu (Brian K!z!K MacDonald)
Organization: Univ. of Calif., Irvine, Info. & Computer Sci. Dept.
Date: 11 Apr 92 03:56:58 GMT

In article <allenk.702777469@harry> allenk@harry.ugcs.caltech.edu (Allen Knutson) writes:
>Marooned is really lame.
>
>A close second is "The Boy Who Cried Rat." Ren & Stimpy are ready to go in
>windows at the beginning of the episode: why doesn't Ren leave by it in the
>kitchen? Why does Stimpy grind Ren between his teeth? Why doesn't Stimpy
>pretend to have swallowed him, so as to go on his merry way? Most
>frustratingly, what the fuck are our merry heroes going to do with five bucks?
>Why would the man offer it to them? And why would the woman let them do the
>dishes after going into the kitchen and finding them all broken?

    In "The Black Hole", how in the hell did Stimpy "split up"? How come
  Stimpy forgot about his pocket change when in the bus? In "Invention",
  how come Ren gave in to Stimpy's bellowing?  How come Ren all of a sudden
  regrew all his fur right after being shaved naked right when he looks at
  the stay put socks? How did Ren become loose after putting on the stay
  put socks?  How come Ren wanted to destroy his helmet even though he was
  supposed to be happy about it and everything else?  How come Ren actually
  thanked Stimpy for making him happy THEN angry?  In "Ask Dr Stupid",
  how come Stimpy can pat his hands hard on a surface of water? In
  "Untamed World", how come Stimpy didn't recognize his "yak" as Ren?
  How come Ren's mouth is zoomed up when he says "orrr-ganeeezms"?
  How come Stimpy's tongue tagging wasn't as painful sounding as Ren's
   ear tagging?  How come Stimpy's pet Crocostimpy rides HIM?  How come
  the Crocostimpy bus driver never steps on the pedal when he drives
  away? How come the Crocstimpy leaves his mouth open when saying "Happy
  Happy"?  In "Marooned", how come Stimpy can see the final monster as
  a box of kitty litter with "Gritty Kitty" written on it, when he is
  supposedly has dys lexia when reading his story book or writing his
  Gritty Kitty poem in "Stimpy's Big Day"?  In "Robin Hoek", how can
  the Sheriff of Dodge City be paralyzed by giblet gravy? How in hell
  did stimpy became the Maid Moron in "real life" after Ren's dream?
  In "Nurse Stimpy", what in hell do blue kidneys with top hats strike
  a reference to?  Why didn't stimpy keep his pocket change in the "Black
  Hole" in his nose, like the infinite number of surgury tools in "Nurse
  Stimpy"?  How in HELL did Ren after being in a glass chamber, with Stimpy
  after 47,000 cups of java stressing out, all of a sudden become better?
  Why in hell would Ren be such an ASSHOLE to Stimpy after Stimpy worried
  day and night about Ren's health?  Why are Stimpy's booger's called
  "magic nose goblins"?  In "Stimpy's big day", how could Gritty Kitty
  inc. be able to read Stimpy's poem since it was all scribblings anyway?
  How come Ren's tail appears and disappears randomly?  How come Ren
  complained to Stimpy about opening a cereal box inside a sugar bowl?
  In "Space Madness", what the hell is that gurgling hose coming out of
  Ren's helmet?  Why does the announcer that pushes Stimpy to press the
  button have small antennae?  In "Yak Shaving Day", what the hell is
  EVERYTHING in this cartoon about?  In "fire dogs", what the hell do
  firemen have against circus midgets?  What's so bad about cleaning
  your bellybutton?

      Get the point?  Ren and Stimpy is a cartoon show.  NOTHING is
  supposed to be logical or sensical in a cartoon show.  This is NOT a
  flame, but an important distinction.

                                                          K!z!K