From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Keywords: so long, farewell, adieu, ciao, arivaderci (sp?), hasta la vista baby
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 21:31:25 GMT

*note* this article started in talk.bizarre, but I figured I'd better
circulate it, to ensure that the entire usenet audience rests easy. heh

alright - I"m gone... had some fun, but I just can't handle this group.
consider me a victim. Too much email posting, too much volume,
too much nauseation (5 vowels!), too little thought, too easy going,
too little flames, too much nonsense, not enough easily-pissed off people,
too little time now that works starts a week earlier than planned(yehaw,
sep. 7th!), too little sanity, too much insanity, too much redundancy/
repitition/redundancy/repitition/redundancy/etc..., too few people 
KILLFILing me (awhh, I wanted to go for the record), too few
alt.fan.steve-franklin supporters, too much effort, too little Ben Johnson
fans (he's innocent!), too few Hendrix fans, too old individuals (don't
you guys ever grow up? You say you were once 19, but what the hell are
you doin on USENET still? Is your wife pissing you off that much?), too
mundane, too little thought provoking analyses of Poe's novelletes and
short stories, too much discussion of Star Trek (Kirk is way better than
picarde - dig those melodramatic scenes kirk did!), too puzzling (how
the hell do you people sift through all this shit? I mean, I thought
maybe you killfiled that which ya didn't like, but if that's the case,
what are you doing reading this? You have too much time on your hands.I
was guilty for a short week and a half), too many Clinton-fans, too
many spelling errors, too much of cj (flashbacks to that awful .gif!),
not enough of richh, too much b.s..

   I can hear the parties commencing, and am only jealous that I am not
there to enjoy them (heh, yah right!) Cheers fans, and cherish the following
song which basically describes most of your lives:

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
[...]
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
[...]
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

   Well, I'll probably be back again when I get bored. Man, I gotta
break this USENET habit before I'm 20 though. Can't really afford the
time. Know what I mean?

steve "edified/stevie/spittoon/halfwit/employed/RealityMan/net.cop" franklin

p.s. - it's all ELF's fault. If I hadn't started that thread way back
in July or August, I wouldn't have realized how much FUN posting can be!
jerk! 8)
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