From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: FOOD FIGHT
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Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 00:40:00 GMT

Jason in the Hood comes back into form:
>A sadder but whyzer Archer is standing in the corner as...
<The ARC-LIT pulls the ARCher out of the corner and *hugs* him>  Get over 
here!

>T. ELIZABETH HARVEY (her voice restored to full power and majesty) settles:
>><The ARC-LIT walks over to Jas', gives him a nice no-hard-feelings-*HUG* 
>>and then dumps a pot of chocolate fondue over the ARCher's head>
>>*giggle*  Please make sure 'Fantasia' is wound to the beginning ...
>>*smile* 
>Hmm... <takes a taste of the gui stuff dripping down his face> Not
>bad.  Well, I guess since she accepted my ... apology ...  I don't have
>to feel bad anymore!  Gee, thanks 'Lizybethy!
My pleasure ...

><scanning the room from his protected corner... 
>Toni R. Vechinski (Shadowette, by any other name) does dasterdly deeds,
>And the Rat helps!:
>>Just as Sean is about to run past them, Shadowette holds up the C-R Bash
>>covering Sean's entire upper torso in chocolate and raspberries.  He slips
>>and falls and Rat aims his Dispenser and shoots, propelling Sean across 
>>the floor.  Sean passes what looks to be like a Mississippi Mud Cat, 
>>a still honey-popcorn-butter covered Dream and stops right beside Cheshire
>>who has finally unstuck himself.
>>"He's all yours, Cheshire, you romantic feline!  You're the best!" --hollers
>>Shadowette with a wave to Cheshire.
>>"Good job, Rat.......Give me five!"
>>
>><SLAP> <SLAP>
> 
>"Ah ha!  Two against one, eh?  Well, that's not good odds! Time for some
>retribution!  Hey, 'Lizybethy, wanna have some _more_ fun? hmm??  Let's
>show 'em!"
<Elizabeth considers making a quick run back to her sanctuary, but ends up 
staying to view the attack>

>  Reaching behind him, the Archer pulls out his LARGE quiver...  and starts
>moving aside arrows looking for just the correct one... 
>  "Hmm.... nope; not that one.  Hmm... that might work;  a little bit
>of <uncontrolled-giggles>... hmm... how about.. oh, I got it!!!"
> 
>  Pulling an inocuous looking arrow from his quiver, the archer pulls
>a special small bow out of his cloak...  Covered in leaves with all
>the colors of a forest in autum, the bow is only a few hands long
>and a strangely colored string... 
>  Placing the arrow on the bow, he gently pulls it back... farther than
>anyone would have thought, the bow continues pulling back.  The Archer
>winks at 'Lizybethy... "'Tis a forest bow, my Lady... small but full of
>life!",  and with that, he releases the string!
Hmmm ... most unusual.
<The ARC-LIT takes out a clipboard and starts listing the weapons and their 
ingredients for the purpose of future clean-up>

>  Unlike the normal <twang> that accompianies his larger bows, the
>sound from this bow sounds like the <rustle><oooo> of wind in the
>leaves of a forest...  The arrow does not <streak> away towards it's
>targets, indeed, it almost seems to float away from the bow, as if
>it's not in any great hurry.
> 
>  Standing there, 'Lizybethy turns a questioning eye toward the Archer,
>and raises an eyebrow...  "Wait! Just watch, and see the fun!" claims
>the Archer.
Hmmmm ... *quite unusual* ...
<The ARC-LIT wonders if such a little thing is holding vast amounts of goo 
..>

>  Shadowette and Ratigan look up;  the arrow is circling directly
>above them.  all around, the mass of chocolate and caramel and what-
>nots (pink and blue what-nots, as it were) are following the arrow...
>faster and faster it circles;  soon, there is a litteral WALL of
>gooey material flowing in a circle around the pair. 
>   People standing away from them see most of the floor covering
>begin to pulse, and collect around a now very worried looking shadowette
>and rat...  in only moments, the floor (which was over ankle deep)
>is now down to just a slippery covering;  it has all collected
>into a whirling column of goo;  The happless pair can no longer
>be seen, but they can be heard...
> 
>   The column reaches higher and higher, getting thicker and
>thicker as more and more goo collects... suddenly, with a <snap> that
>can be heard by everyone, the arrow _STOPS_.
>   The entire wall of goo <which is by now, many feet thick and
>almost touching the clouds> colapses inward, and downward.  A
>wave of goo comes flooshing out in all directions, and of course,
>the hapless and now VERY gooie occupants of this torrent go
>spinning off in different directions.
<Elizabeth winces, then pulls out a small cellular phone>
"Yes, is this Cal-Tech? .... Oh good .... urgent question ... how dangerous 
is it for a candy-goo black hole to collapse? ... Uh-huh ... yes ... ummmhh 
. let's see ... butterscotch, marshmellows, whipped cream, nuts, various 
berry sauces, and of course, chocolate ... really?  Are you absolutely 
sure?  .... Coolness, thereof!  Thanks ... <CLICK>"
Well ... the goo hole is harmless, and there will be no permanent 
ill-effects ... although Shadowette's mom won't be crazy about the 
condition her daughter will be visiting in ...

>   The wave spreads outward, overwhelming the ARC'ers that were
>nearest it, and gradually  dropping in size as it spread.  By
>the time it reached the corner where the Archer and 'Lizybethy
>were standing, it was little more than a lap at the toes.
> 
>  "How's that, 'Lizybethy?"
Jas', O Agent of mine, I am sorely impressed, as I am with all of the 
combatants ... sound the alarm when the fight is truly over, and I and the 
Sgt. Pepper Brigade will mobilize to clean up with lots of water, hugs, and 
as our dear RFA Prez, Julie, has mandated, French kisses ... *smile*

>Jasonzied - getyourrecirculationpumpshere!
> 
>-- 
>|Official Wandering Archer of the RFA

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