HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What Pisses Me Off
Date: 28 Jul 92 13:08:19 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <62984@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>: Ya know what really pisses me off.  It's when there's some guy driving 
>: in the fast lane of the freeway, and he's matching the speed of the 
>: lane to his right, even though there's a mile and a half of empty lane
>: in front of him.  
>: 
>: Thats it.  As of today, I'm instituting a new law on the freeways of 
>: California:  
>: 
>: Thou shalt move faster than the vehicles in the lane to your right, or get 
>: thy slow ass out of the lane.  
>
>Brilliant. Absobloodylutely Brilliant.
>welcome to america.
>
>and congratulations on having had the bizarre experience of Waking Up
>and noticing that there exists no such thing as Lane Discipline 
>in the consciousness of the average american driver.
>
>see, the reason they drive side by side is because they ALL KNOW EACH OTHER!
>but i bet they don't know You, do they?
>that's because you're asleep.
>get a clue.
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>| lord snooty @the giant | how DARE they cancel Dennis Miller?             |
>| poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
>  --------------------------------------------------------------------------

NO, NO, NO!  That's not it at all!  It's a conspiracy, don't you see?  It was
started by the _Elderly Women With Enormous Cars Club_ who gained noteriety by
driving smack dab down the middle of the fucking road at 5-10 miles below the
posted speed limit.  As the population grew, and roads got widened, they began
having to work in teams.  The police do not object to this practice, as it meansthat there is someone controlling the flow of traffic while they stuff doughnutsin their faces and guzzle coffee at the local Doughnuts 'R' Us.  Although the
practice originated with little old ladies who couldn't see over the hump in thehood of their Cadillac, it increased in popularity to include grumpy old men whobelieve that "these young whippersnappers with their fast cars need to learn    some respect".  The movement has since grown to include:
1.  Geritol addicts
2.  M.A.D.D
3.  A.A.A.
4.  Various states' Departments of Public Safety
Scientific research has concluded that old bats doing 55 in the far left lane   were a major factor in the rash of highway shootings that took place a few yearsback.  There's very little that can be done, unfortunatly.  Ramming them seldom
works, as most of them drive Cadillac SeVilles, Mercury Marquis or some other
older American car manufactured when they were still built like armoured 
personnel carriers.
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From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, shameful confession (part 2)
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 16:33:36 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

I would also like to visit Canada.


mathew

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: little charlie and the nightcats: a review
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 19:22:04 GMT

cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

>After the first set, one of the women stood up and said that
>it was okay, but the band would be better if Little Charlie didn't
>insist on playing a GUITAR SOLO in EVERY SONG.  He just goes on 
>and on, she said, and doesn't tie his solo back into the tune.

Little Charlie can play more solo in one song than many bands can
play in the whole night.  It just that he's so, so... _white_.  
Sometimes I have to close my eyes.....

Do they still do "Thinking With the Wrong Head"?
--
kschnitzius@encore.com  "proud owner of autographed _Captured Live_ cd"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Catherine.Collingwood@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Catherine Collingwood)
Subject: Re: Geography Lesson For Today
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 03:07:33 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.015224.4932@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
>It's not "Andorea", it's "Andreadoria".
Are we referring to the ship or some remote spot near Tahiti?
--
   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
           internet:  bbs.oit.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What Pisses Me Off.
Summary: Exterminate all rational thought!
Date: 24 Jul 92 22:16:26 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

ADA

Because I was forced to use it.
Because I am given no choice in the matter.
Because of all the usual reasons people hate ADA.
But most of all because it's too easy for other people 
to figure out what you were trying to do.

rp -- although on occasion I have baffled everyone including, sometimes,
      myself.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:22:03 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

POT, KETTLE, BLACK.

rp -- well somebody was bound to say it sooner or later.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Crown of Thorn")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre needs more followups
Date: 22 Jul 92 19:41:00 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com's message of 22 Jul 92 17:00:27 GMT

In article <TOMF.92Jul22130027@ai.bunny.gte.com> tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett) writes:
>   MJD replies:
>
>   >   The articles you're supposed to read all say
>   >	   Subject:  The Temptation of Saint Anthony
>   >   on them.
>   >   You should be ignoring the other ones.
>   Well, sure, that works for you.  But let's look at an excerpt from a
>   randomly chosen talk.bizarre article:
>
>   [ The usual gang of idiots  -D. ]

Well?  What was the subject?

``The Temptation of Saint Anthony''?


No?

You have only yourself to blame.
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@is.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: Ozymandias Sneezed
Organization: Rice University
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 21:05:23 GMT

Everybody bases the extent of evolution on a species' intelligence.  Humans,
claim the biologists, are further along the evolutionary ladder than chimps
because we are smarter.  Is this a fair judgement?

Perhaps the most evolved creature are those which, say, smell the best.  Here
the lowly banana slug would win out over the vaunted dolphin, for though it
lacks a central nervous system, it bears no hint of fish-breath.  Man's best
friend, the dog, would come in a distant second to the katydid, particularly
after heavy rainstorms.  And Man, for all this cleverness and civilization,
could not hold a candle to the humble garter snake -- not even with the
assistance of Speedstick.

In our arrogance, we have elevated ourselves to the status of Godhood over the
rest of the animal kingdom.  Blind to our own shortcomings, we have bellowed
out our superiority to the uncaring winds.

Perhaps we should have used a breathmint first.....
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.slack
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Subject: Re: Dr. bronner's medical advice and love poetry
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 00:31:26 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <1992Jul17.015913.1943@terminator.cc.umich.edu>,
ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD) wrote:
> 
> 
> "12th FROM DR. BRONNER'S PEPPERMINT OIL SOAP LABELS
> 
>  {the good Doctor's rant deleted}

Can I get a periodicity count on this?

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New t.b contest: YOU PICK CARASSO'S NEXT ALIAS
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 17:23:28 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

: rp -- I think next time he should be Indian: 
:      Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor.  I see a great need.

       Beautific Om Rammer.  I see a great need.
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| lord snooty @the giant | how DARE they cancel Dennis Miller?             |
| poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
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From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Oh, shut up!  (Was Re: Carasso Fails The Turing Test)
Date: 29 Jul 92 13:26:14 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <63049@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>
>	Would You Like Fries With That?
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
>| poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
> --------------------------------------------------------------------------

Andrew!  I got a news flash for you, dude.  Carasso, arrogant though he may
be at times, is at least usually entertaining.  This lame shit that you have
posted is not.  You simply repeat a line from your oh-so-stupid .sig that 
everybody's already seen at least a hundred fucking times!  Now, I'll tell you
the same thing I told that little wombat up at McDonald's when she asked me
"Would You Like Fries With That?"  DID I ASK FOR FUCKING FRIES WITH THAT?  NO?
THEN NO FUCKING FRIES!  How old are you Andrew?  I'm surprised you d't have a
.sig with Bart Simpson in it.

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From: zursch@whizkid.corp.sgi.com (Jeffrey B. Zurschmeide)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Date: 22 Jul 92 23:29:56 GMT
Reply-To: zursch@whizkid.corp.sgi.com (Jeffrey B. Zurschmeide)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

In article <1992Jul22.210125.26087@aio.jsc.nasa.gov>, anonymous writes:

>Are you seriously telling me that you want me to spend tax dollars
>to teach people how to stop the spread of AIDS. Well first you get
>all the gays to stop XXXXXXX each other in the XXX and then you get
>the needle users to stop shooting up, and then you get the rest of
>the heterosexual community to practice abstainence. Otherwise you
>are safe from contracting unless you have contact with the blood
>or body fluids of an infected person.

I'd have somewhat more respect for you and your position if you could
bring yourself to sign your message. "Anonymous" indicates to me that 
you are ashamed of what you have to say. Of course, if I were in your
position, I'd be ashamed, too.  We can, however, glean that 
"aio.jsc.nasa.gov" is a pointer to your identity. I leave the final discovery 
of your identity to more network-literate types.  

Lots of people XXXX each other in the XXX,and they have been doing
so for all of human history. People are unlikely
to stop at this point, and I'd rather hand out condoms than dig graves. 
As far as IV drug users go, well, in all honesty, they're mostly as good as 
dead even without AIDS, since heroin and cocaine will kill you at least as 
fast as AIDS, but that doesn't mean we ought not to try to get them off the junk.
For better or for worse, these people are our cousins and brothers and sisters.   

>If it weren't for the sexual deviants that were attracted to monkeys
>we wouldn't have this problem in the first place!

Which problem? Oh, you mean the Human Race? Some of us rather like the
human race, and want to see it continue. 

JZ 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al677@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jerry Cosyn)
Subject: Figments
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 21:51:53 GMT


                           FIGMENTS
 
 
Said she: "Let us fuck."  And we did.
 
Said she: "Let's listen to Mahler while I go down on you and you slide
this inside me."  And it was so.
 
"Eat me with a mouth full of horseradish," she said, "while the
camcorder runs on the dresser."  And the camera whirred while she
squirmed and kicked till my eyes watered and my jaw was nearly
unhinged.
 
"Let's drive to Mexico," she simpered, "and find adventure and
excitement in a foreign land."  So we lived in a Honda for a week and
a half, saw tin roofs and squalor and pock-mark faced whores, spent
three weeks pay on a pound of brown grass, and came home with a dose
of the clap.
 
She said: "I'm bored.  Let's try something new."  So we both quit our
jobs, and hitched to Nevada with a van full of coke-snorting dykes.
There was nothing new to be found in the desert, but she learned what
a superfreeze was.
 
"I'm leaving you," she said, with a self-righteous pout.  "You just
don't know how to satisfy my needs."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 13:13:42 GMT


><t.b personality> is the <famous or infamous person or fictional character>
>of talk.bizarre.
>
>Gooley is the Eeyore of talk.bizarre


Gooley is the Rerun (remember him, from Whats Happenin') of t.b.

Wavey Davey is the Danny DeVito of t.b.

Fred McCall is the Richard Nixon of t.b.

Carasso is the Fred G. Sanford of t.b.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Oleo")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short studious confession
Date: 28 Jul 92 15:33:19 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: russ@math.okstate.edu's message of 28 Jul 92 02:50:04 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.025004.5802@math.okstate.edu> russ@math.okstate.edu (Russ "Random" Smith) writes:
>   I responded to mjd's C questions with answers.  I did not do perfectly.

In fact, I posted his answer to the last question to rec.humor.

Seth "Ho Ho Ho" Ogonek
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: Homophobia
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 29 Jul 92 10:24:48 MST

In article <6X3NoB1w165w@halcyon.com>, IokuI <iokui@halcyon.com> writes:
>> 	* the Jehovah's Witnesses came by?
>  
> Would appreatiate if you did not use somebody else's beliefs religious 
                                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> beliefs.  Used the same way would be like me saying "Things to ruin your 
  ^^^^^^^
> day" and having one that said "Having a person of homosexual nature come 
> on to you and you enjoy it?"
>  
> (please don't flame me for that comment! Nothing at all aginst the gay 
> community!)

	uhmmm...just what are beliefs religious beliefs?  and anyway, any
religious group that espouses abstinence from EtOH (alcohol) needs to read more
of the bible and drink a good cabernet!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: MEDELMA@cms.cc.wayne.edu (Michael Edelman)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Wayne State University, C&IT
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 20:16:20 GMT

In article <9207240850.03@rmkhome.UUCP>
rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
 
>It's going to take a helluva lot longer than 4 years to make up for the
>excesses of the last decade.  Sometime around the year 2000 the country
>may be back on an even economic course again.  Bush is probably not the
>best answer to the countries problems, but Clinton could very easily make
>things worse.  Check out his record as governor.
>
Some of us don't consider the longest peacetime economic boom in US
history to be excessive. Well, to a democrat, maybe.
                 --mike
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23184 soc.singles:21005 soc.couples:3485
From: snyeva01@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,soc.couples
Subject: Re: A survey
Date: 24 Jul 92 08:40:21 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <1992Jul22.191632.3053@desire.wright.edu>, mborgerding@desire.wright.edu writes:
> TWIMC,
> 	I was wondering a few things about the *average* person's sex life.
> Please take the time to fill out this survey, please try to be truthful.
> I will post (anonymously) some statistics/responses.
> 
> 1. How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime?
> 
> 2. How often do you have sex?
> 
> 3. Do you masturbate?
> 
> 4. How long does one f**k usually take you?
> 
> 5. Are you circumcised? (not necessarily a male-only question)
> 
> 6. Have you ever had sex involving:
> Ropes or other tying/binding intruments?
> 
> Food (whipped cream,pickles, ice cubes,etc.)?
> 
> oils?
> 
> strange clothing? (underoos don't count)
> 
> more than one partner?
> 
> 7. What is the most positions you have ever done in one night?
> 
> 8. Have you ever had sex with someone whose last name you never found out?
> 
> 9. Do you enjoy giving oral sex?
> 
> 10. How many orgasms do you have in an average night of passion?
> 
> 11. Rate yourself on looks 1-10
> 
> 12. Describe yourself as a lover.
> 
> 13. Pertinent info.
> 	Age:
> 	Gender:
> 	Race:	
> 					-Mark just-curious B 



      SPOT THE VIRGIN!
                                                            Dead people are cool
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: A Public Apology
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:44:43 GMT



Dear Ron,


Thank you ever so much for being so amazingly defensive about the way 
you post.  I must admit it provided me with hours of entertainment,
especially the way you kept calling me "newbie."  I must say that you
are ever so much more entertaining than Blair was to harass (and Blair, if
you're watching, what IS your address?  I feel like inflicting a book
on you...), and if you *do* happen to get a ride out to the FAX.BOB,
I will be more than happy to explain why for 7 years, off and on, I 
have gone by the "name" BoB tEch.  Really.


Yrs With Mirth

BoB
teCh

ps- I'll let you get in the last word now, as I know you're really
aching to do so.



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Why American business is doomed to fail.
Summary: Holiday in Cambodia
Date: 23 Jul 92 22:42:36 GMT
Article-I.D.: ai.TOMF.92Jul23184236
Reply-To: tomf@ai.gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil's message of 23 Jul 92 17:18:17 GMT


rpwhite ends:

> What do I get for my trouble?
> 
> A blank stare and a "well that's the way we do it".
> 
> So what we have here is uninterested and unmotivated workers, blatant
> disregard of changing market conditions, and a lack of communication
> between labor and management. 
> 
> American business in microcosm. QED.

In other countries, soft-drink machine service droids wake up 
with smiles on their faces, eager to spend the day doing their 
small part to bolster their country's economy,
respond to subtle changes in demand,
and promote effective 
communication with 
their bosses 
so as to keep their
service sectors
running 
smoothly
and 
efficiently.


To live in such a place!
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From: jewell@MACE.CC.PURDUE.EDU (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE (fwd)
Date: 27 Jul 92 00:36:17 GMT

Forwarded message:
From Test-Responder@auvm.american.edu Sun Jul 26 19:31:23 1992
Date: Sun 26 Jul 1992 20:31:14 EDT
From: Test-Responder@AMERICAN.EDU
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To: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Subject:  Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE

Your article was received at auvm.american.edu on Sun 26 Jul 1992 20:31:14 EDT.
auvm.american.edu is at The American University, located in Washington DC.
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From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: misc.test
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE
Date: 27 Jul 92 00:27:38 GMT
nps.navy.mil>
Organization: Purdue University

In article <5745@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) write
s:
>Reading this I am reminded of the immortal words of Starcap'n Ra:
>
>                       "Fuck off, geek."
>
>rp -- recycling othe peoples shorts

Actually, you're one of the few people he speaking to in such a fashion (since
he's in my kill file, he can't speak that way to me.)
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--
#Larry W. Jewell (ex-USN) WWII-L Listowner    jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu     #
#"Sunday's horoscope is noteworthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly#
#unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." #
#--"Your Horoscope," L.A. Evening Herald Express, Saturday, Dec. 6, 1941.   #