From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: talk.abortion,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Chaney pulls self up from Clefty's level
Date: 28 Aug 92 18:04:50 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <Btns9M.40M@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
displaying a gluttony for punishment exceeded only by his idol, Kevin
Darcy, writes:
> 
> In <lefty-270892104229@lefty.apple.com> lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
> 
> >Untrue.  You are known for being a loud, vituperative asshole who harbors a
> >variety of delusions suitable to an extremely unpopular third grader. 
> 
>    Hmmm, haven't I called you that before Lefty?

No, you haven't.  Calling me that would require a vastly greater vocabulary
than you've managed to display so far, Stevie.

> If i haven't, I should have...

If you do, you probably should give me credit.  Not that people would
believe that you were capable of coming up with that sort of thing
unassisted, but I'm sure you'd like to avoid a visit from Mr. Attribution
Policeman.

> You must have quoted that from someone, because I've never seen you
> post such a long sentence in your life.

And of course, you've read everything I've posted ever since I first got
onto the net, haven't you, newbie-boy?  Stop wasting my time, Stevie.

> Get help on that one? Vituperative was a nice word choice, but of course, 
> vituperation would have been cooler since it uses all 5 vowels.

And, of course, one is a noun and one is an adjective.  I realize that such
niceties are generally beyond you, but these distinctions are considered
noteworthy by those who actually have some understanding of grammar.

> >In fact, maybe that's your whole problem.  Overpressure.
> 
>    And pray tell, what is YOUR problem? Underpaid? Malnourished? 
> Over-estimated? Anti-social? Jee Lefty, you're just one walking
> bunch of negative adjectives...

Actually, my basic difficulty is that I've never been able to suffer fools
gladly.

> >Well, you just go right on believing that.  Your seemingly bottomless
> >capacity for self-delusion is one of the many charming qualities about you
> >we've learned to appreciate _so_ much.
> 
>    hahaha - you're talking to us about self-delusion? You're the one
> who has us try and believe that you have a social-life, yet you seem
> to have instantaneous replies to almost every provocative post on this
> group.

How fascinating that you're tracking my activities this closely.  Is this
how you spend your time during the refractory period before your next bout
of masturbatory frenzy comes on?  Are you planning to produce some sort of
analysis to support your assertions?  Maybe you can get Mr. Chaney to give
you a break on some statistical software, sort of a courtesy discount for a
fellow mooncalf.

> >So, when do you expect that _your_ brain will myelinate?  Not too soon, I
> >hope.  It would probably detract from your ability to sell those PC clones.
> 
>    Leftie... Nice IBM BASH! I don't like PC clones myself, so I find I
> must enjoy this last sentence even though it had that stale odor of
> stupidity that you insist on exuding.

Were you aware that imaginary olfactory sensations are a primary indicator
of organic brain damage?  If you believe that you are somehow smelling
things coming from your USENET feed, I suggest that you get yourself over
to a neurologist immediately.  It's clearly to late to save any of the
higher brain functions, but you might still be capable of feeding yourself
and changing your own underwear when you soil your pants.

> Nerves are already myelinated at creation but of course, you already knew 
> that.

As a matter of fact, I _don't_ know that, and I suspect you don't either.

> As well, I have to ask you the question:
>    "so, when do you expect that _your_ brain will kick in, or will you
> exist at the level of a hamster for ever?"

I realize that you view hamsters as being more intelligent than you, and
with good reason.  Most of us out here are not outwitted by them quite so
regularly, however.

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Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
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