HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: I'm so hot and horny
Date: 27 Dec 92 02:11:36 GMT
Reply-To: uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Organization: Montana State University

In article <24DEC199202202548@pavo.concordia.ca>, d_headl@pavo.concordia.ca (D. H.) writes:
>In article <Bz4DG5.8v2@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, dacc@cmp-rt.music.uiuc.edu (Andrew C. Crowell) writes...
>>In article <1980Dec8.195538.13098@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>>>Oh, baby, I need something NOW! Please, if you are a male in the New
>>>York/Cornell area, I want to have some male S&M With you, now, baby.
>>> 
>>>[Please no one, be offended, or I'll cum in your month]


Oh, yes, YES! Bring me my Raspberry Jello and my Pee Wee Herman doll! 

>>Isn't it _amazing_ what you can do with open terminals these days? Everyone 
>>say "ooooooooooh!"...
>> 
>>DACC.
>
>
>"ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
               --Dahlink, Why do you hide the Police uniform?
                                   -Zsa Zsa Gabor, midnight, last Tuesday.

                                     La Mort.
P.S.  Warning: I get VMS from time to time!
From: cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Disable Windows' Multi-tasking
Date: 30 Dec 92 16:54:31 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <17646@umd5.umd.edu> cschang@hamlet.umd.edu (C. S. Chang) writes:
>This subject may look very strange, but this is exactly what I need.  

'SFunny.  I never knew "Disable Windows' Multi-tasking" meant "a swift
kick to the head".  You learn something every day.

>I am making a program that will copy a image file from the file server
[blah blah]
>process I sent hasn't finished!)
>
>Is there any way to resolve this particular problem.  Any suggestion
>would be much appreciated.  I'm using Turbo Pascal for Windows.
>
>Thanks in advance.
>
>
>Truly Yours, C.S.Chang 
>
>
>===================================================================
>Programmer/Designer		Vice President	
>AT&T Teaching Theater		Asian Engineering Association
>Computer Science Center		University of Maryland
>Room: ENGR 3140			Mailbox: ENGR 1131
>
>Chairman			President
>EE/SAC Computer Committee	Literature and Narrative Critiquing Society
>University of Maryland		University of Maryland
>Mailbox: AVW 2466		PO Box 405, College Park 20741
>
>Phone:  (O) 301-403-1064; 301-680-1968; 
>E-mail: cschang@umd5.umd.edu; cschang@wam.umd.edu; cschang@eng.umd.edu
>

I kinda get the idea he's from the U of Maryland.  And what's more, he
seems to neglected to put his piece de restistance:

 Supreme Commander
 Maryland Wanker's Club
 University of Fairyland  <-- Makes a change from all those Maryland's
 We toss on every second Thursday!

And in case you missed it:
>
>Truly Yours, C.S.Chang 
>

Truly yours?  Truly pathetic.

Mitch.
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Chicken jokes of the world unite!!!!
Date: 29 Dec 92 02:12:55 GMT
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH

cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:

> >-- 
> >  '|{~|)|)\/  T\|{~ /||
> > {_}{_}\}\/  ,} |{_("||_>

> Sure, it's under the GMcQ limit, and all the rest, but WHAT ON EARTH IS
> THAT FONT?  24pt Rheumatoid CentreLineLess[tm] Barfblat?

> I shudder.

Yes, that's it!  It's 24pt EyeShudder!
From: bw462@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bucky Whaley)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Catullus & his sparrow
Date: 31 Dec 1992 05:46:38 GMT
Organization: The Lutefisk Watch
Reply-To: bw462@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Bucky Whaley)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In sci.classics, A.Wright@uts.edu.au (Andy Wright) signs:

[The deleted article expresses cheerful amazement at a previous post's
 speculation that sparrow=penis in a poem by Catullus.]

>>===========================================____________========<
>>|                          | PHONE:          L______|\\       |<
>>|       ANDY WRIGHT        |   (02) 3305470 /  m|m  \  "THEY  |<
>>|    Education Officer     | E-MAIL:       ( --O-O-- )  WANT  |<
>>|--------------------------|     (PEGASUS)  |  /U\  |   WHAT  |<
>>| UTS Students Association |   utechkur     |  ===  |   !?#!" |<
>>| Kuring-gai Campus Office |     (AARNET)    \__^__/          |<
>>| Eton Rd LINDFIELD 2070   |    andyw@wattle.ccsd.uts.edu.au  |<
>>===============================================================<

I do think the eyebrows are nicely done.

-- 
bw462@cleveland.freenet.edu            "It's funny because it's true."
                                       - Fat Tony, `Bart the Murderer'
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Michelle the girly man wop
Date: 23 Dec 92 15:44:17 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <1h4ltbINNp7@fnnews.fnal.gov>, behnke@FNALF.FNAL.GOV writes:
>*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_
>	   Mike Behnke          || If character isn't an  || My opinions are
>  || ||    Senior Technician	|| issue, why isn't Ted   || MINE and NOT those
>  || ||	   Fermi Nat Accel Lab	|| Kennedy President?     || of the Lab OR the
>  || ||	   P.O.B. 500-369	||			  || D.O.E.
> //   \\   Batavia, Il, 60510	|| Quid est illudin aqua? ||
>(708)840-2700(voice) -8208(fax) ||   PISTRIX!! PISTRIX!!  ||
>*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_

	*THIS* is a Senior Technician at FERMI LAB?!?!?!

	Maybe that's how they get the particle to accelerate to fusion-like
speeds: insert a lot of extra tabs and have them warp through the "accel".

	I must admit that I am overwhelmed by the desire to fax him a sheet
full of PISTRIX!!es, though.  PISTRICES, perhaps?

P.S. -- For bonus points, guess the newsgroup from the Subject.

--
Steve Buffum           | "He's got a problem with his encyclopedias,
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  He's a New...World...Salesman!" -- Al Nedson
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: WOD Advertisement I saw on TV - i.e. LAME
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 16:08:56 GMT

darinf@scarla.UUCP (Darin Fisher) signs in alt.drugs: 

>/-----------------------------------------------------------------------\
>| Darin D. Fisher     --   !uunet!uplher.upl.com!neb!scarla!darinf      |
>|                     --   hellgate.utah.edu!century.UUCP!darinf        |
>\-----------------------------------------------------------------------/
>|   Opinions expressed are mine, but if you would like them please feel |
>|   free to take them.                                                  |
>\-----------------------------------------------------------------------/

Gee, and to think I was just going to type darin@scarla.UUCP for an email
address. It's a good think we have the .sig.

Incidentally, Darin must have run out of |'s (or maybe +'s) because, right
there in the middle of the vertical border part of the .sig, instead of a
pair of |'s or +'s (the traditional BorderCharacters [tm]), a \ and a / are
used instead.

-- 
Keith Lim      Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada.
Disclaimer: all views expressed are my own only, and not those of SFU.
This .sig for use only in alt.fan.warlord. My other .sig is very warlordable.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: acs@csri.toronto.edu (Alvin Chia-Hua Shih)
Subject: Re: Help on Minolta 8000i
Date: 25 Dec 92 03:42:12 GMT

In <92358.223226I18BC@CUNYVM.BITNET> CUNY/Spartacus <I18BC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:

>>- Ian
>>
>-------
>                                                       .  .  .  .   .  . . .
>------------------------------+ All The Best in '93,. .  .  . .  *  . . .   .
>Reply To:                     | Merry Christmas!      . . .  .  /o . . .  . .
>     I18BC@CunyVM.Cuny.Edu    | Edward Galarza,          .  .  / o   .   .
>     I18BC@CunyVM.BitNet      | Brooklyn College Of The     . /o  o    .   .
>     IRC: Spartacus           | City University Of New York  /o  o o    .  .
>------------------------------+ "Que viva el OS/2!"   __________| |__________
>                                                      #######################
Your new year's resolution should be:
   "I will not have broken sigs with broken metacharacters."

ACS
-- 
 ___ ___ ___ ______________________________________________________________
|   |   | __|      Democracy is not a way of getting better solutions.     |
| - | --|__ |           It's just a way to spread the blame.               |
|_|_|___|___|______________________________________________________________|
Alvin_C._Shih____________________acs@csri.utoronto.ca______________________|
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Alladin Insides Repost
In-reply-to: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu's message of 30 Dec 92 09:20:30 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<42928@sdcc12.ucsd.edu>
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 92 09:39:53 EST

In article <42928@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins) writes:

>In article <musjndx.725689739@gsusgi1.gsu.edu>, musjndx@gsusgi2.gsu.edu (Jonathan N. Deitch) writes:
>>-- 
>> Internet: musjndx@gsusgi2.gsu.edu      Fidonet: Jonathan Deitch@1:133/411.7
>>           jdeitch@gisatl.fidonet.org   Bellnet: 1 - (404) - 261 - 3665         -----------------------------------------------------------------------------  
>>Atlanta 1996 !! | Play Pinball !! | Don't Panic ! | "I hate it when I can't
>>--------------------------------------------------| trust my own technology!"
>>"Thrills!  Chills!  Magic!  Prizes!" -- Hurricane |    -- Geordi LaForge
>>
>>Gene Roddenberry, Isaac Asimov, Jim Henson, Dr. Seuss, Mel Blanc ... Sigh ...

Oh my ghod. Have I led a sheltered life, or is this the first sig with
a quote from a TALKING PINBALL GAME?

When Hungry Charley's installed Hurricane, I nearly stopped going
there for lunch; it's by far the most annoying game to have to listen
to while trying to eat I've ever encountered. Fortunately it was very
soon moved to a far corner and The Addams Family took its place.

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ? "Welcome Back!" ?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    *  - Addams Family*    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? * *mcmxciibo* * ? WPI 77 ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/  ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: The most dangerous thing...
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 16:35:06 GMT

wcsjc@alfred.carleton.ca (John Coughlin) writes in the sewer of 
alt.folklore.computers, as his entire post:

>See my signature:
>--
>Flesh: John Coughlin                          Motto: Fortis in arduis
>Net: wcsjc@ccs.carleton.ca     Vox: +1 613 957-2851     Fax: 990-7370
>ObQuote: "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey
>          and car keys to teenage boys." -- P.J. O'Rourke

I see it. I see a name that's already in the header. I see an email address
that doesn't match the one in the header. I see someone showing off his
knowledge of Latin. Bah! (*) I see--ooh!--a FAX number! I see a quote that
isn't from Rush. I don't see any borders, BUAFs, or barphics. Actually,
and I'm sorry to say this, but it really isn't a particularly interesting
signature to see.


*  used without permission

-- 
Keith Lim      Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada.
Disclaimer: all views expressed are my own only, and not those of SFU.
This .sig for use only in alt.fan.warlord. My other .sig is very warlordable.
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Comparison of Alpha, MIPS and PA-RISC-II wanted
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 20:22:24 GMT

klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:

>If I had a Blue Peter, I certainly wouldn't brag about it.  I'd try to
>do something to warm it up.

As Dave Marsden once said on the radio (CFNY Brampton): "We have Blue Peter
here - and if you have Blue Peter, we suggest a little penicillin and a
little vasaline"

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach told me to stop doing it, but I couldn't help myself...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Desert.
In-reply-to: chattend@csar.encore.com's message of Tue, 29 Dec 1992 23:35:39 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<1992Dec29.233539.27992@csar.encore.com>
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 92 11:19:56 EST

In article <1992Dec29.233539.27992@csar.encore.com> chattend@csar.encore.com (Chuck Hattendorf) writes:

>*    Charlie Hattendorf       Realtime Computer support -       /|            *
>* Technical Representative         While you wait!             /-|MIGA works. *
>*  619-939-9252 NWC/ECRD    "Build a system any fool can use, and only a fool *
>* internet: chattend@encore.com    would want to use it" Murphy's corollaries *
>* views expressed are mine(d) alone.     "There's AU in 'dem 'thar hills..."  *

This seems to be a sig any fool can use. Still, I'm grateful for the
phone number; always wanted to know how to ring up NWC/ECRD. Yes,
NWC/ECRD -- that's the, uh, wait a second -- oh, right, it's the
National Aeronautics and... no, no... well, it'll come to me.

Hey, have you ever wondered how much Commodore pays people to put
Amiga ads in their sigs? Ads with catchy, informative slogans like
"Amiga works."?

CLYDE: So why should I buy an Amiga instead of a Ford Bronco?

CLEM: Well, I hear they work.

CLYDE: Well, hot damn, I'll take three of 'em!


Anyway, I just remembered. It's the National Weenie Council /
Emergency Cranial Removal Division.

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ? "YourSigIsUgly" ?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    *   - some frosh  *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? * *mcmxciibo* * ? WPI 77 ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/  ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Subject: Re: Trip on Space Ship 3.
Reply-To: pt@compass.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 13:48:14 GMT

In alt.religion.kibology, a hangout for the intentionally weird, and
alt.alien.visitors, a hangout of the truly unintentionally wierd,
dfs30@duts.ccc.amdahl.com (Denise Solis) signs:

>--
>........--=={0}==--.........................--=={0}==--..............
>--=={0}==--  * .   *. dfs30@duts.ccc.amdahl.com  *   .*  --=={0}==--.
> *   --=={0}==-- *  .   DENISE FAITH SOLIS     --=={0}==--*.*
>--=={0}==--.....--=={0}==--..................*.............--=={0}==--

Yes - it's the attack of the ASCII UFOs.

"My God - It's full of stars"

-- 
I'm the News Administrator at this site, and you're not!
I just administer the news, I don't make or state policy.
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Plexiglass or other lightweight windows
Date: 24 Dec 92 17:26:56 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.autos.rod-n-custom, article <92358.193534IO10702@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> 
IO10702@MAINE.MAINE.EDU (Merv) writes:

[Does anyone *really* wonder why they call them 'Maine-iacs'?]

>-Merv
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
>|   CHRISTIAN E. MURRAY         |         \ ALLEY          /E           |
>|   120 FOURTH ST.              |         E\              /C            |
>|   BANGOR, ME  04401           |          N\            /I             |
>|          (207) 945-6994       |           G\          /V              |
>|                               |            I\        /R               |
>|   MERV@GANDALF.UMCS.MAINE.EDU |             N\      /E                |
>|   IO10702@MAINE.MAINE.EDU     |              E\____/S                 |
>|   IO10702@MAINE.BITNET        |                                       |
>|                               |                                       |
>|                               |      SPECIALIZING IN HIGH PERFORMACE  |
>|                               |                   MOPAR               |
>|                               |       ENGINE BUILDING AND HEAD WORK   |
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------

INGSI. . .
[and believe you me, it took an incredible amount of effort!]

--jm
meach@in.the.holiday.spirit    |  Where were these computer thingys when *I*
                               |  was working at the University of Maine?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Subject: Re: HAVE : GUN --- WANT : BULLETS
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 21:27:21 GMT

In article <85671@ut-emx.uucp>, swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum) writes:
>
>	Oh, my.
>
>In article <1gou8iINNlf1@uwm.edu> leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt) writes:
>>                                     \ 	 	....Going to extremes...
>>                                     / 
>>                                     \        Paul Scott Bartelt
>>                                     |    
>>                     _______         \ 		 aka leonardo....  
>>          *---------(  _)(__(()      /  	....@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
>>   ________________ / _\_____________\____________  
>>   )_KVC_comp_8.3__(  /   \___________K2K2K2K2K2__>
>> __________________( (  *  )_________/__________
>> )_KVC_comp_8.3____(  \___/_________K2K2K2K2K2__>
>>                    \   /___         \
>>            *-------(__)(__(()       /     	 ....No falls....
>>                                     |    	....No balls...
>>                                     /
>>                                    /
>
>	The great thing about this one is that inews butchered it the first
>time and all you got was the top four of these bee-you-tee-full lines
>(i.e, a small picket fence with the name and the first quote).  Imagine
>my surprise (nay, chagrin) when the rest materialized out of thin (yet
>highly ionically-charged) air.
>
>	I'd make the obligatory NCC 1701 joke, but I am no longer convinced
>that Mr. Bartelt is a TrekHead. So what the fuck IS that thing, anyway?

	Really, Steve. It's quite obvious, can't you tell? That is clearly
a picture of an X-wing fighter, under attack by snakes and long-tailed
hamsters. I mean, how could anyone not pick that up?

Jessica Raine | st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."--the Bard
"Was a time when I felt confused..."--the other PATIENCE

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
Subject: Re: Wendy Carlos (was Re: Weird Al albums)
Reply-To: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk
Distribution: world
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.20 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 23:58:38 +0000

In article <1992Dec21.211247.4367@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>In article <1992Dec21.180324.22502@zip.eecs.umich.edu>, stame@emunix.emich.edu (Stewart Tame) writes:
>>		-- Stewart "not to mention 4'33" " Tame
..
>And just what does the "not to mention 4'33"" refer to? (certainly not anything
>in the post) 

"Four minutes 33 seconds" is an, err, composition by John Cage which
consists of exactly that period of complete silence. A pianist enters
and sits down at the keyboard. 4'33" later he gets up and leaves. That's
it.

Well, almost complete silence. I think there's supposed to be a ticking
clock.

N.
From: tam@furry.lonestar.org (Todd A. Murray)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: +12v and +5v reversed
Date: 31 Dec 92 04:33:51 GMT
Organization: Small Furry Animals Unlimited, Plano TX
X-NewsSoftware: GRn 1.16f (10.17.92) by Mike Schwartz & Michael B. Smith

In article <1992Dec21.202947.4242@cas.org> vjh21@cas.org (Vince Herried ext 2877) writes:
> Check Byte magazine.  I've seen companys advertise HD repair and data
> reclaim facilitys.
> -- 
> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
> 				 |     Vincent Herried  (614) 447-3600 x 2877
> 				 |     Chemical Abstracts Service
>  _____________________           |     P.O. Box 3012
> (_)________________   \          |     Columbus, OH 43210-0012
>   ________________|\   \         |
>  (_)______________\_\   \        |     Current thought: People who cannot be
>    ______________________\       |     understood are geniuses, so management
>   (_)____________________|       |     assigns them the toughest projects.
> 				 |
> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

This guy needs a .signature repair facility.  I'm sure someone could repair
the tab damage and replace the cute graphic with something that actually made
sense (like null characters).  This graphic usually looks better in printed
form than in ASCII.  Besides, an eleven line signature for a two line message
is a little bit excessive, isn't it?

-- 
Todd A. Murray - tam@furry.lonestar.org
"Greetings.  This is Mr. Hanson.  I am your host."
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Faith No More
Date: 3 Jan 93 03:14:36 GMT
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH

aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner) writes:

> Too much Faith No More can ruin your brain almost as fast as Guns N' Roses,
> and the combined effect of the two is completely devastating.

But Rush has a larger penis.  Really.

> As witnessed by my .signature.

> -- 
> aj923@cleveland.freenet.edu (So now you listen, 'cause I'm omniscient)
> 			      _______________________							     /  ___________________(_)				
> 			    /  /\__________________							   /  /_/________________(_)				
> 			  /______________________							  \____________________(_)				


Well, at least it was only 4 lines...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: The most dangerous thing...
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 21:55:27 GMT

chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim) writes:
>knowledge of Latin. Bah! (*) I see--ooh!--a FAX number! I see a quote that

>*  used without permission

That's ok - you only need permission from `the bah-ster' if you spell it
bah(*)

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach told me to stop doing it, but I couldn't help myself...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Chicken jokes of the world unite!!!!
From: cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 14:51:28 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In alt.tasteless.jokes article <Bzq0uA.FHM@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> neal@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Jerry Neal) writes:
>kkeating@acsu.buffalo.edu (Kelly Anne Hinkle) writes:
>
>>I only just subscribed to this group, so if this one has already been done,
>>just skip it...
>
>>What are the 4 worst things about being an egg?
>>1.  You only get hard once.
>>2.  You only get laid once.
>>3.  You only get eaten once.
>>4.  The only person to sit on your face is your mother.
> 5.  You gotta come in a box with 11 other guys.
>
>
>>Merry Christmas...
>
>>Kelly
>-- 
>  '|{~|)|)\/  T\|{~ /||
> {_}{_}\}\/  ,} |{_("||_>

Sure, it's under the GMcQ limit, and all the rest, but WHAT ON EARTH IS
THAT FONT?  24pt Rheumatoid CentreLineLess[tm] Barfblat?

I shudder.

Mitch.