From: mec6@quads.uchicago.edu (rini)
Subject: It's a joke, son. (Was: CALLING ALL WOMEN..)
Reply-To: mec6@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 20:30:07 GMT

biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel) writes:
>mec6@quads.uchicago.edu (rini) writes:
>>biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel) writes:
>>>mec6@quads.uchicago.edu (rini) writes:

...[embarassing exchange deleted]...

>>>Anyway, I still care about you. So, sweetie, just for you "87%, two
>>>sigma deviation!".
 
>>I HAVE _NOT_ CONSENTED TO THIS!   NO MEANS NO!  When will men learn 
>>that we are not your sex toys?  
 
>>I just might have a ground-breaking legal case against you now!
 
>OK, if that's the way you want it bitch, that's the way you'll get it.

"BITCH"??????  Your misogyny is showing, Heiner.  Remember, at this
point, everything you say can and WILL be used against you.

>I've contacted my lawyer Filzstein, of Goldbrick, Feingold, Stunkel
>and Smythe, and you'll be hearing from him soon. 

Oh, I'm so scared Heiner.  I'm just shaking in my Birkenstocks.
Good thing my lawyer, Ms. Venus Willendorf (the former MRS. Norma
Filzstein before she changed her name) is not scared *AT*ALL*.
Yes, take a hint Heiner.  She took the house, the car, and the kids,
PLUS 90% of Mr. Filzstein's income for the next 300 years, with NO
CHANCE of parole or time off for good behavior.  She's going to do
the same to you.

Yes, it's your turn to cower Heiner.  Yes, we're going to play
"Mommy, I did a very naughty no-no!" just like the old days -- but 
this time... it's FOR REAL!!!

>And, by the way, I
>still have those Polaroids(TM) of you with the dolphins, and Andy
>says he'll testify about the time you and he hosted that party for
>the orphanage, so I wouldn't push too hard if I were you.

Very funny Heiner.  You are forgetting one important tidbit however:
Andy FORCED me to do it.  Yes, that's right.  A simple blood test 
will reveal this.  He has very HIGH levels of testosterone, and *I* 
don't, Heiner.  Are you *really* going to try to convince a jury
that a tender woman like myself would get involved in that orphanage
frenzy, completely free from the duress of a man!!  HA HA HA HA!

(Oh -- and the thing with the dolphins WAS consensual, anyway.  Any
fool can see that from the pictures.  They *love* me like you never
could.)

>rini, you're sick and desperately need help. 

Speak for yourself, testicle face.

>Those fantasies about
>abuse, and this perverse fascination with homosexual encounters are
>just symptoms of brainwashing. You're being manipulated by others
>for evil porpoises, or maybe dolphins, or just possibly manatees,
>it's hard to tell from here. 

You've goon loopy, Heiner.  Maybe if Sheaffer has some sympathy with
your humiliating condition, he'll straighten you out with a free
subscription to the Skeptical Inquirer.  Else, I think you're beyond
help.  (Note: the court appointed psychiatrist will be sure to
read THIS fantasy of yours...)

>It's a conspiracy to establish a
>matriarchy, and you're just a pawn, a plaything for the Old Girl's
>network. 

I'm no pawn.  I going to **LEAD** the Revolution.  Women of the
world UNITE... you have nothing to lose... NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!  :) :) :)
                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>Wake up, smell the coffee, eat the bacon, and brush your
                            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>teeth; it's morning in Amerika! 

Don't kill those cute little pigs!!!  Don't listen to Heiner 
everybody!!  

>Regards,
>       Heiner
>       who apologizes for absolutely everything he's ever done

Too late.  You and thousands of years of men before you have
already condemned your fate.  As soon as you guys finish perfecting
ova merging, you're all outta here!!!

rini
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