HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: YES! Now you too can get in on the act.
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:45:21 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Dear sirs,
> 
>    I just wanted to let you know that <on (or about) ________ Date in
> YYMMDD format> I saw (or heard or read or a little finch told me) that
> LT R. P. White, assigned to Code 61 at the Naval Postgraduate School in
> Monterey CA, committed one or more of the following offenses (or
> performed one or more of the following actions):
> 
> <creative list of alleged ofenses>
>

Look RP, most of us are civilians and have no idea what
constitutes a serious offense to the US Navy.  So give us a few hints.
What are the really interesting offenses that we can screw you with?
Posession of stolen radar jamming equipment?  Recreational use of embalming
fluid?  Slow dancing with a Marine on Naval property?

Just give us a few basic ideas.
We can embellish and garnish with beak on our own.

Hugs,
-Tom
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: dental dams
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 22:15:10 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.153723.9523@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>
>would a man really volunteer to use one of these?

Believe or or not, but the NASA stockbook has large rolls of dental dams
in it.  Apparently the model building people use them to attach strain
gauges to models, since the material has appropriate damping characteristics.

(And yes, it's about twice as thick as the stuff they sell for sexual use;
about 5.2 mil or so, and if you have weird fantasies about guys with 
micrometers measuring sexual devices you can just stop right here).
--scott
   (and the answer to the original question is that most people will do
    anything once but there are a lot of things that aren't worth doing
    twice)
From: mikea@zorba.gvg.tek.com (Michael P. Anderson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: dental dams
Date: 29 Aug 92 02:40:08 GMT
Organization: Grass Valley Group, Grass Valley, CA


notheyaretooickyandcantgivethatclosefeelingthathelpsinthenighttohelpthenight
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From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems,alt.music.alternative
Subject: AN ORIGINAL POEM BY ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Date: 30 Aug 92 00:56:50 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


"New and original creative works are merely the result
of recombining what had previously been done."

		--ZSA ZSA GABOR,
		  "The Genius of Wayne Newton",
		  R.C. Publishing


MY LOUDER PICTURES THAN BOMBS

If it's not love,
Then it's my pictures of you,
Running soft through the night.
You were a buck-toothed girl in Luxenburg,
and whiter than snow.
You screamed at the make believe.
You screamed at spending warm summer days indoors.
Slip away quietly!
I open my eyes:
But I never hear
All the things in Life that I want to...
ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME!!!


(C) 1992 ROGER MILHOUSE CARASSO.  ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
-- 
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hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.atheism
From: pmoloney@maths.tcd.ie (Paul Moloney)
Subject: TOP TEN VIDEOS FOR R.C. PRIESTS
Organization: Somewhere in the Twentieth Century
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 09:14:50 GMT

10.	"Dimples"
9.	"The Wizard of Oz"
8.	"Oliver"
7.	Anything by Roman Polanski
6.	Anything by Woody Allen
5.	"Annie"
4.	The one with Drew Barrymore that absolutely bombed (no, not "ET")
3.	"Home Alone"
2.	"The Railway Children"

and at Number One;

1.	"Lolita"
-- 
moorcockheathersiainbankshamandcornpizzapjorourkebluesbrothersspikeleepratchett
clive P a u l  M o l o n e y "Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the  rem
james Trinity College,Dublin PMOLONEY%MATHS.TCD.IE@PUCC.PRINCETON.EDU mind." vr
brownbladerunnerorsonscottcardprincewatchmenkatebushbatmanthekillingjoketolkien
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: SPECIAL TV NIGHT
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 00:58:58 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


Don't forget to watch MISS TEEN USA tonight on CBS!

carasso "what i wouldn't give for a statuatory rape charge"


-- 
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hugs, Rachel
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Need excuses
Date: 1 Sep 92 20:42:16 GMT
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada

In <7423@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

>Yes, I know about `He's in a meeting' -- too obvious.  `He's left the
>company' -- too mendacious for Rebecca to say it.  `He's ill' may prompt
>Mr.  [name deleted] to seek out my home phone number.  After all, when
>he visited me here last week he followed me into the toilet. 

>Suggestions please?

1) His genital rash was just too much for him today
2) He won't be back from the hospital for another few days. Hopefully
   his new breasts set nicely...
3) He's getting some symptoms checked out at the doctor's. It's so awful,
   but his skin just comes off in clumps...

steve (these all worked for me)
-- 
aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Prediction
Date: 31 Aug 92 03:30:10 GMT
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

Distribution: world

In article <3584@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
> 
> 
> In article <3583@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)  
writes:
> 
>    I loose my focus as the paradigm changes.  I find myself in a stone
>     ^^^^^^^
> 
> I just want to point out that this was a key bounce on my aging 3/60
> keyboard and not an attempt to beat Dan Quayle or Rose-hulman or
> Dartmouth in a spelling contest.  I really hate the loosers that can't
> spell.

I may be slightly Rose-Hulmanist in my views; however as it may be, I am  
offended by your classification. The group contained within Rose-Hulman is  
highly diverse, and if you intend to refer to a distinct individual,  
please use his name. For I do not wish to be classified in your  
allegations in this matter, as I do not recall deriding anyone recently,  
or for that matter in the last 2 decades on their spelling errors. Must be  
my mmmmiiiinnnndddd.

By the way, I must come out of the closet. In preparation for teebee this  
summer, I have browsed through my Webster's Third Dictionary Unabridged,  
though not necessarily in that order. I have also been ferociously  
attacking the crossword puzzle books, and took a four-year Latin program  
in a week. I feel that I am properly prepared for the potent wars  
primarily made-up of pretentious patronization which are often partook of  
in this place. For after all, what is the definition of pretentious?
Well, off the top of my head,
pretentious - making usually unjustified or excessive claims (as of value  
or standing)

And in further investigation we see that the Webster author's created a  
general word, generally pertaining to the body of the world and of this  
hellhole. However an exception was included, and that exception is I. You  
see I am pretentious, but am justified. Thank you.

--
It's on fire On fire
An' we ain't got no water We aint we aint got no water
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: God Save The Queen
Keywords: Books on my shelf...
Date: 4 Sep 92 04:21:53 GMT
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

Wading through the endless paperbacks I've collected during my
life, I came upon a bit of English trivia that led to the
talk.bizarre catchphrase "DIE RAT BASTARD" See if you agree...

     ...When Elizabeth ascended the throne, she was determined to 
settle the religious problem by making all England Protestant-just
as Mary had determined to make it Catholic.
     During her reign, Elizabeth had 123 priests hanged, drawn, and
quartered, and an indeterminate number of other individuals were 
tortured. Needles were run under the fingernails of Father Alexander
Bryant and he was thrown into the Pit of Rats. This was a cell below the
water level of the Thames at high tide. When the tide came in, it drove
hordes of famished rats into the cell and the accused had to fight them
off until the tide went out again.

                 




Before the cries go out for Author! Author!, try your local library
and ask for a copy of "The History of Torture" by Daniel P. Mannix.
For all you sadists and masochists out there, you'll be glad you did.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 15:38:14 GMT

In <1992Aug27.084608.27186@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:

>by the hour of the night i log on here, i am
>usually too tired and pissed off to want to
>deal with a bunch of sexist bullshit from the
>kind of whimpering pansies who piss in their 
>pants at the very notion that a woman might
>have anything worthwhile to say.

$5 Canadian to the first to say "Must be that time of the month"

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Rachel
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 00:31:45 GMT

horen@west.rs.com (Jonathan B. Horen) writes:

>hitler@evil.demon.co.uk (hitler) writes:
>>
>>Rachel talks more shite than Winder.
>>
>>fis@evil.demon.co.uk
>
>I'm sorry, but I don't quite recognize that spelling. 
>
>Did you mean "shit" or "Shiite"?

I ran that across my dictionary and I raquon she meant 'Sheite'.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: real life
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 19:29:15 GMT


I push the play button on the cd player.

Ami looks up from her romance novel, "What's this?" she asks.

"Steely Dan.  It's been on pause since yesterday."

Ami looks sheepish & hides behind her book.  "Oops."

BoB
TecH
's ok, can't wear out the tension on a cd

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie,alt.cascade
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 03:41:03 GMT

>|>>>>>>)>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>|>>>>>>)>>>>>>>>Currency.
>|>>>>>>)>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>|>>>>>>)>>>>>>Coxswain.
>|>>>>>>)>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>|>>>>>>)>>>>Circadian Rythym
>|>>>>>>)>>>Camelopardis.
>|>>>>>>)>>Cadaverine.
>|>>>>>>)>Cahiers du Cinema.
>|>>>>>>)Cacoethes Scribendi.
>|>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>|>>>>>Minimal Inanity.
>|>>>>Trivial Inadequacy.
>|>>>Awesome Stupidity.
>|>>Silent Lucidity
>|>Lucid Solicity
>Putrid Liquidity
Shit Pit

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
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From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.irc,alt.sex,alt.flame,talk.abortion,alt.evil
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Date: 2 Sep 92 22:56:58 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <Btx54D.GtI@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
finds himself unable to take the heat and, surprisingly, manages to find
his way out of the kitchen:
> 
> alright - I"m gone... had some fun, but I just can't handle this group.
> consider me a victim.

I _always_ did.

Well, so long, Stevie.  Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way
out.  Console yourself with the knowledge that there's no more shame in
making a transparent bailout than in making a world-wide fool of yourself. 
No less, but no more.

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
From: dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Warpo Flicks
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 22:26:21 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <1992Aug28.042937.13517@uwm.edu>, The Big Squeegee writes:

> I went to see "The Three Faces of Eve" with Lance tonight.  Afterwards, he
> turned to me and said, "you know what the worst thing about having multiple
> personalities would be?  Having to listen to that awful music everytime you
> switched."

Speaking of which ...

If anyone is into bizarre movies, it might be worth their while to hire
"The Cook, The Thief, His wife, and Her Lover."

It features [amongst other far more interesting events] a 'boy'
who sings excruciatingly high, and who looks like a mop-headed
tomboy.  Androgynous as hell.

Helen Mirren is cool, especially when she's naked with her lover,
escaping her insane husband, in the truck full of meat that has
been left to rot for a week outside of the restaurant where most
of the action takes place.

> Mark "Dead grandmother" Lippert 

Ooh necro-nana hiya?
                Pussyfoot.

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**   **   ****   *****   *****    *****      **   ****     **           
                                          ****                          
[oops]

Dac
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From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: "responsible for the holocaust"
Date: 30 Aug 92 20:14:12 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

chaos writes:

>did you order the pizza with anchovies?

No dammit! All I wanted was a side of fries.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 16:44:57 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
)
)i get laid every night by my gorgeous husband,
)who looks like bono's younger blonder brother
)bobo, has an ass that camille claudel could
)have sculpted, can bench press his own weight,
)and gets it up in a light breeze.

GOOD.  YOU'RE FINALLY REALIZING THE TRUTH.  A WOMAN'S ONLY GLORY COMES
FROM THE GLORY OF HER HUSBAND.  YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL ROLE MODEL LIKE
MRS BUSH AND MRS QUAYLE.

)since heactually LIKES women, i don't have any trouble relating to him
)at all.

GYPSY: "I'M A LESBIAN"

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hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.gooley,alt.fan.gooley,alt.job.gooley
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: HELP ME HIRE A PROSTITURE FOR MARKIAN GOOLEY
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 01:22:36 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


HELP ME HIRE A PROSTITURE FOR MARKIAN GOOLEY

PLEDGE $1, $5, $10, OR $50 TOWARDS US BUYING A PROSTITUE FOR
MARK "VIRGIN" GOOLEY.  IF YOU CANNOT MAKE A FINANCIAL DONATION,
RECOMMENDATIONS ABOUT PROSTITUTES IN THE BOULDER COLORADO AREA 
WOULD BE APPRECIATED.

"Please help me.  I don't want to be a virgin.  my co-workers make fun
of me! please help!"

SEND EMAIL TO ME AT: rdc@netcom.com

-- 
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hugs, Rachel
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Que es mas macho?
Date: 3 Sep 92 18:47:07 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

aliasing f to finger or fg? 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: 'LOSS OF VIRGINITY' STORIES
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 21:33:32 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
) "Be careful with me," I said, "It's my first time."  Turning my
)head around, I could see her face.  She brushed the hair out of her eyes
)and scowled.  "Oh, Kludge, you've said that three times this week already."
)I clucked slightly, plonked I was.


Now that all the scores are in, let's tally them up...


Name				Number of times having sex this week
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scott Dorsey			3
Roger Carasso		       11
Mark Gooley			0*



Rachel






*masturbation does not count, Mark.

.
-- 
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hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: Alaska to join Canada (was Any more new countries due? ALASKA)
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 01:58:24 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN SOC.CULTURE.CANADA,SOC.CULTURE.USA w.p.coyne@newcastle.ac.uk writes:
)
)Do you mean an Independent Party (ie not alligned to the Democrats or 
)Republicans) or an Independence Party?  If they are for independence are
)they planning to hold a referendum on whether to leave the USA?

INDEPENDENT PARTY IZ BOURGOISEE PARTY OF RICH IMPERIALIST PIG.
IZ NOT PARTY OF PROLATARIAT WORKING CLASS GOOD PEOPLE.  DIE.

)  On the subject of Alaska, it is a huge state. 

IZ PROLOTARIAT STATE FOR PROLOTARIAT.  WE BUY BACK FROM U.S. IMPERIAL
PIG FOR SAME PRICE PAID: $7 MILLION RUBLES OR 100,000 MUSMAK PRIME
FURS TO WARM WORKERS HEART.  BOURGOISEE WEAR FUCKING FAIRY SWEATERS.
TO WORK!  WORKING WEAR FUR, FUR COAT.  GOOD FOR MUSMAK RIVER.

)  Or put another way, was the territory of Alaska admitted to the Union 
)as a single state to prevent Inuits and Indians gaining a majority in
)a part of the US, hence eventually their own state?

CAPITALISTIC U.S. IMPERIALIST PIG RAPING INDIAN ESKIMOO WOMEN AND
COMMUNIST BROTHERS IN THE STRUGGLE OVER THE BOURGOISEE.  DIE.


IVAN
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: a coincidence
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 03:43:04 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

so i'm in my favourite bar and it flies out of my
hand and i twist my body slightly as my
arm follows the simulated trajectory (all in the head, o woe)
and find the laden palm of my outstretched palm indeed hand
cupping a large soft breast yes and there's an immediate
reaction and there's this connection and i'm forced to
say that my name is not carasso and you know what she
doesn't pull back but leans forward and as i look more
closely i see a trickle from the beer glass on her side and
it doesn't belong to anyone that i think i know so i
figure that the coast is clear.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | Free Tibet                                      |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My Generation (Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently)
Summary: Patti Smith, not The Who
Date: 29 Aug 92 12:49:00 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742

>By the way, if you're proud of
>you generation - what have you to say for the injection of violence
>found in our era? What? No violence you say? "I'll break its face" is
>clearly a sign of something aside from civility and etiquette. Those
>are two qualities that are surely MISSING from our generation.

Speak for yourself, monkey boy.
Or better yet, get your head out of that pustulent cavity
in your rear you find so comforting because it's the only
place that won't reject you.

My generation is angry.  Clueless nitwits like you make us angry.
Numbskull statements like yours make us violent.  Your holier-than-thou
attitude doesn't make us give a fuck about civility and etiquette
towards you.

We feed the homeless, we recycle, we pay the taxes that will support
you in your old age but which we will probably won't see anything of
in our old age.  We stay in school, we work shit jobs, we make do with
what we've got and you lecture us for being rude ungrateful little gits.
We want women to be treated like human beings, we believe that each
human being is deserving of respect but each person has to do their part
to earn that respect, and you tell us that's not good enough because
that's not what you believe in.

Well fuck you.



yong-mi
you still don't get it, do you?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: <****>
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:29:48 GMT


let us call him Sandor

hate and lust ... mingled

these two dipoles operated the field of his thoughts

thoughts of the correct mass & frequency would get trapped inside this
field where they would resonate for months, years.

"FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE"

yeah fuckem...

there is a jujitsu for every situation, there is a way out, believe
it or be lost forever.  don't let the irony of the situation getcha
down...

lust and hate, hate and lust, rite and wrong...

rights of passage.  yeah right.  

give me a "l"
give me a "i"
give me a "f"
give me a "e"

what do you got?

got a lot.

sometimes a vacant lot.

hate and lust and lust and hate...

"hello"

"hello"

"do you like my writing?"

"no, I do not like your writing"

"goodbye"

"goodbye"

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current,misc.test,soc.culture.europe
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 01:11:23 GMT

yewhin@ecf.toronto.edu (YEW HIN Jimmy) writes:

>In article <OSA.92Sep1030209@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart 
Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:>>
>>Hey! Don't make fun of star trek fans!  
>
>Why not? 

'cause fans don't work in outer space.


act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)