HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU (The Automatic Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Four Words
Date: 13 Aug 92 20:56:21 GMT
Reply-To: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

Four words:             Waldby, G-Spot, Mother, Mother Superior

I was laid up in an opium den in Bangladesh, my body wracked by
parrot fever, or was it barking sickness?  My heart blanched at
the thought of what might lurk beyond the wall of Death.  But a
nun in black lace sat by my bedside day and night, urging me in
a solemn voice to inhale her sweet perfume and embrace all that
she could offer: her sweet state of narcosis.  Submit.  Submit.

On the seventh day, I had a vision in which she rose fluttering
and settled on me.  Her dark robes enveloped my head, and I was
swiftly overcome by her cloying fumes of diesel, cigarettes and 
dried blood.  I gagged and struggled upwards towards the waning
sliver of light framed by her cleavage, watching as the crecent
became a titanium construct in the form of a crucifix.  To that
cold surface was nailed an arched and writhing figure:  Myself.

My final moment was upon me, when another vision slid into view
and I recognized the heavily-lined features of Father Courtney,
dead these three decades.  Unchanged in death.  He reached with 
nicotine fingers and chiselled out a beat on my forehead, right 
in tune with his searing spurt of whiskey logic.  Each syllable
spat clear of his swollen parted lips to rebuild my mind, douse
it with kerosene, and toss on a match with his parting whisper:

"Julian, always remember:  That which is Forbidden is precisely 
that which is most Holy, seen through the eyes of The Serpent."

The words struck me blind.  I heard something tearing and saw a
sound of water.  Then I was free to race through fields of Joy.

--
Auto - Waldby
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The most boring article I read this morning.
Date: 14 Aug 92 19:06:11 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

I have no joke. I just like saying:

"Fiber-Optic Interferometric Push-Pull Hydrophones."

rp -- runner up was "Research in Ultra-Wideband Impulse Radar Target
      Identification."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli)
Subject: Re: WHEN I GROW UP...
Organization: Mentor Graphics -- IC Group
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 22:47:39 GMT

When I grow up I want to be an old lady.
-- 
Tom Limoncelli -- tal@warren.mentorg.com (work) -- tal@plts.uucp (play)
"Oh! I thought it was one of those useless demos of everything that
    a GUI builder could do." -Anonymous person watching demo of
         Solaris 2.0's graphical tool for managing NIS+
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful Do The Right Thing
Date: 13 Aug 92 23:29:50 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN TALK.BIZARRE ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
)
)Yesterday I filled in and signed my Poll Tax form.

Oh, yeah, and besides voting, I think paying taxes are a waste of
time, especially pollack taxes.

)
)-- Ken "Upright law-abiding citizen" Johnson

Roger "doesn'thave that much free time" Carasso
-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: new disney film
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 05:48:35 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.210118.9030@cs.ucla.edu> jrobbins@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (Jason Robbins) writes:
>
>Here is my dyslexic intrepretation of that new disney film:
>
>    Honey, I blew the kid

the local googolplex theater sign actually said this
for a day or two before they caught on.  i'm not sure
whose fault it was, though.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Personal questions I've received from various people via e-mail
Date: 15 Aug 92 20:49:19 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1992Aug9.033039.17394@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>Christ, where do you people come from?  Is this what it means when someone      bitches about being "mail-bombed"?  I've elected to post the answers to certain
>questions here, rather than responding to the individuals involved.  Saves time,and all.
>
>1.  No, I'm not married.  I was, but I've been divorced for two years.


He's just a loser

>
>2.  No, I'm not a philosophy major, although I took some philosophy classes as
>    an undergrad.  Major = Management Information Systems.  Minor = Computer
>    Science.


MIS?  A STUPID FUCKING WORTHLESS LOSER AT THAT
>
>3.  White, male, heterosexual, somewhere to the left of liberal, and what the       hell difference does it make?

A liberal commie pig at that

>
>4.  No, "Brewmeister" does not refer to my drinking habits, although it perhaps
>    could.  I first got nicknamed "Brewmeister" when I went to a party and took
>    2 cases (6 bottles each of 8 different styles) of home made beer that I had
>    brewed.  I'm not sure who actually started it, but several of the guests, 
>    after imbibing of several different kinds, decided that the host should dub
>    me "Brewmeister".  He did so, formally knighting me (it was actually a 
>    samurai sword, but we were too drunk to care) and dubbed me "Brewmeister".
>    The name stuck, even outside that particular circle, as I often arrive at
>    parties either with my 

<horse load of shit delteted>
>   
>-- 
>Copy this .sig and just say noe to big-brother's monitoring of public bandwidth
>*Bush Quayle conspiracy JFK cocaine LSD heroin marijuana AK-47 Iran Iraq Libya*
>*Sandinista Contras Panama Noriega FBI CIA NSA Secret Service fixed-elections *
>*Neil Bush S&L coverup potatoe wiretaps search & seizure bill of rights dead  *


One mentally fucked up horse load of shit pinko commmie stupid fucking loser

end of discussion

-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 5150 pulls a Wavey
Date: 15 Aug 1992 23:15:54 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu


I'm working on being able to fellate myself.


5150
wavey made me do it
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep on the Carson Show
Date: 14 Aug 92 17:41:58 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mister Zero") writes:

>``Actually, Johnny, it's short for `Hepatitis'.''

hep
heparin
hepat
hepatic
hepatica
hepatitis
hepatogenic
hepatoxicity
hepatoxin
hepcat
Hephaestus
Hepplewhite
hepta
heptad
heptagon
heptahedron
heptameter
heptane
heptarchy
heptastich
Heptateuch

rp -- I'll take words that start with hep for $1000.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26870 alt.flame:12214
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Data Maker")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: annoyance
Date: 20 Aug 92 23:04:26 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu's message of 20 Aug 92 22:08:01 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.220856.28367@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>   Didn't I just say that?

HEY, LOOKIT THAT EVERYONE!  THE BIG YELLOW THING CAME UP IN THE EAST, *AGAIN*!

.
.
.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M A NEWBIE?
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WILL RICTUS HEP'S FATHER PLEASE STAND UP?
Date: 20 Aug 1992 00:05:39 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug20.043517.5669@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
>I just can't understand why none of the oldbies has stood up and claimed
>to be Rictus' father or creator or spawner or whatever. I mean, somebody
>must have started this....maybe it was Ron
>Echeverri?

Me?  An oldbie?  You're going to get me flamed, you git.

I believe the mad scientist who constructed Rictus Hep and inflicted life upon
it with a crude Ni-Cd battery recharger was nj, another brilliant and illus-
trious Latino.


5150
orgullo latino!
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bar bets
Date: 14 Aug 92 13:44:16 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: University of Central Florida


"I got one for ya," said the fat man in the bowling shirt
sitting next to Mike at the bar.  "I'll bet you a dollar
I can pass this sixteen pound bowling ball through my body."
He hefted a dingy bowling bag for Mike to see.

Mike collected his matchsticks and said, "You're on."  He
new there had to be some trick -- there always was -- but
what the hell, it was only a dollar.

The fat man lifted the bowling ball from the bag, raised it
over his head, and lowered it onto his upturned lips.
Suddenly, the man's jaw unhinged like a snake trying to
swallow a rat.  To everyone's stunned amazement, the ball
slid into the man's mouth.  He lowered his now horribly
misshapen head and smiled a hideous smile a Mike.  The ball
appeared momentarily between his teeth and then, with a
gulp, was gone.  "Pay up," said the fat man.

It was several seconds before Mike could find the words
to reply.  "You're only halfway there."

-----
Mark Schnitzius
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu
University of Central Florida
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
From: mikeg@mdw036.cc.monash.edu.au (Mike Grasso)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 12:06:07 GMT

cabizon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (THOMAS BIZON) writes:

>In article <1992Aug12.045828.25414@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, rcoursey@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Robert Leon Coursey) writes...
>>Ok...for the last time...
>> 
>>Elvis is dead! He has been for a LONG time now. Let him rest in pieces.

>I'll have you know that I used to think like that, but no more........
>I saw Elvis in the Trucker's section of the McDonald's on the Eastbound
>Ohio Turnpike by Exit 17.  He was eating an Egg-McMuffin and watching 
>cartoons.

>May Elvis be with you!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, my reasoning goes that the only thing he was really good for when he was
not in this state of confusion was his music. Since he entered this state of
confusion, he has released absolutely no records or singles or anything. So,
he might as well be dead.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Serial Killer!
Date: 14 Aug 92 16:53:11 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Aug14.042329.28324@leland.Stanford.EDU>, coyote@leland.Stanford.EDU (The White Blackbird) writes:
> Hi all, 
> 
> I was wondering if any of you have heard of a game out there called
> _Serial Killer_ (the only game that comes in a body bag!)  Supposedly,
> this game is about you, a serial killer, travelling across the usa
> trying to kill as many victims as possible without getting caught by
> the police.  As far as I know, it's a board game.
> 
> If you have heard of this game, could you let me know.  (I am
> beginning to think I just dreamed about this, which is kinda scary in
> itself. :), and if you know where I could get a copy, I would really
> appreciate it.
> 
> After all, it makes a great gift.  :)
> 
> thanx
> dav

LOSER.
WHAT'S MORE, DEAD LOSER.

Jason
From: walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov (Doug Walker)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hello?
Date: 12 Aug 1992 21:48:59 GMT
Organization: nasa-jsc

In article <71127@apple.Apple.COM>, bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
|> Some twit:
|> |For what you read is who you are
|> |Here  in the talk.bizarre
|> 
|> 
|> I think you misread the label directions.

   I don't think so.

|> 
|> What you read is.
|> 
|> What you post, is what you become.
|> 

   May you be happy becoming what you post.  Refer to the second line of
   my original post.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Oh, poop (Was: Re : Band Information sought)
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 08:00:09 GMT

In article <9208221256.AA05771@bessel.umd.edu> glenn@BESSEL.UMD.EDU ("D. Glenn Arthur Jr.") writes:
>
>Does someone who was around for the creation of talk.bizarre
>count?  Someone who hung out on net.rumour when the bizarroids
>had no newsgroup of their own for a while?

don't be coy, now.  some of us know your 
*real* age, d'glenn... or should i call
you... GRIGORI RASPUTIN???  don't you shake
that orange juice at me!

i can, at any rate, cheerfully attest that
glenn is a degree of magnitude more bizarre
in person than ANYBODY else from t.b i've
met so far.  if i WERE to meet someone more
bizarre than glenn, my head might explode.
even before he started dressing like a 
catholic schoolgirl sex slave and learned
to vibrate all his body parts, he was the
most bizarre person i'd ever met.  when i
met him, he had just come back in from his
parents' backyard, where he had been sculpting
shark fins in the snow, barefoot and wearing
nothing but a pair of cutoff jeans.  

it was only later i realised that he was
rasputin.

i have seen this man play a baritone recorder 
solo to the sex pistols' "god save the queen" 
while doing the pogo.  he was there at the
inception of the peanut butter daiquiri.  and
his mother has one of those central vacuum
systems where you just plug the hose into the
wall.  he has friends who bring him cupcakes
on his birthday that have little hatchets on
them.  and he ALWAYS knows what time it is.

mere words on a screen could never live up to
the reality.  

m

pass the cat, would you?
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.german,misc.test,rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: GERMAN CLASS
Followup-To:  /dev/null
Summary: So there!
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 23:40:41 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.222837.5369@video.rogers.com> gschenk@video.rogers.com (Gerry Schenk) writes:
>David,
>
>The biggest RACIST and BIGOT is none other than YOURSELF!!!!!!  Have you
>ever been to one of these countries?  What do you base your information
>on?  Is there some type of message that you are trying to get accross,
>other than the obvious one, that your a COMPLETE IDIOT.  Wake up!!!
>If you want to make inflamatory or BIGOTTED statements, then put your
>head in your toilet and tell someone who cares.  DON'T WAIST bandwidth,
>telling the world of how much a complete and total JERK you are.  No one
>wants to know.
> 


Wheee! Touched a sore spot, did we?
-- 
Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: Campaign Buttons
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 00:26:23 GMT

/---------------\
| NEWBIE PRIDE! |
\---------------/

(Special interest group ...)
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael A. Rigler)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fuck Off[tm] - Help
Date: 14 Aug 92 03:14:50 GMT
Organization: IFA

(Christine Nelson) writes:
>
>this little pissant, scum-ridden pustule from alt.personals has
>been pestering me for the past few days, so finally i told him
>to Fuck Off[tm].  he promised he would do that as soon as i could
>give him the complete directions on how to accomplish said deed.
>
>now, i need some creative and detailed directions for the 
>aforementioned pustule.  any ideas?

Damn, this is a tough one.  But I'm sure I can help you.  You're 
going to have to fly out here to Hawaii so we can discuss the matter 
in depth.  Pack several changes of underwear.
---
Rigler                            Wondering who was next in 
                                  line for the Gyrotongue [tm]
--
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: English usage
Date: 18 Aug 92 14:47:26 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <7231@skye.ed.ac.uk>, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes...

> 
>In article <1992Aug17.151757.5488@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu
>(JOHN HEIM ) writes:
> 
>#  PS: The quote below is also from the book. 
>#  
>#  "If there's something wrong with the computer, it's sophisticated
>#                                                 ^^^^
>#  diagnostics will notify you of the situation by assuming an appearance
>#  that, for the most part, is dark and lifeless." - The Adventures of Lone
>#  Wolf Scientific
> 
>Encouragement for Budding Authors:
> 
>Don't bother about distinguishing between `its' and `it's'.  Your
>readers know what you mean, and don't find it in the least irritating. 

If its wrong there's a good chance that its my fault and that I 
typed it in wrong.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu

"If there's something wrong with the computer, it's sophisticated diagnostics 
will notify you of the situation by assuming an appearance that, for the most
part, is dark and lifeless." - The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Another questionnaire about talk.bizarre children
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 03:53:24 GMT

In <7149@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>Well, as CJ has published her questionnaire for prospective parents,
>here's mine.  Don't e-mail the answers to me: it isn't a private joke. 
>Post them to talk.bizarre. 
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>1 For how long can an eleven year old boy go without a haircut?
>(a) Six weeks
>(b) Three months
>(c) Six months
>Answer:  [___]

Why, clearly the answer is "12 months", at which time the eleven year old
is now twelve.

The rest of the questions are nowhere near as entertaining as CJ's, so I'm
going to spend the rest of this post quietly singing the Marsailles in
Swedish.
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful Do The Right Thing
Date: 14 Aug 92 14:57:11 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <#95m2=q.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes...

>Roger "doesn'thave that much free time" Carasso
        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Now, we know this is not true.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: My 4 Word Assignment
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 18:08:43 GMT

My assignment was:
Commonwealth Map Winnebago Miss
All your lines must have the same right margin, without inserting extra spaces.
Being an extra-credit geek, I decided to do it in rhyming couplets.

In days of yore, upon a distant shore
Of the Commonwealth called Alfvaenore
Ten ugly fishermen with faces gnarled
Sat in a hut, it rained, they snarled
Oh gods, let the downpour end please!
We must fish, not sit here and freeze
Under chilly drops fallen from heaven
We must feed our children, all eleven
Tell us the sacrifice that you desire
Just punish us no longer in your ire!
Lightning crackled and thunder boomed
The fishermen cowered, utterly doomed
In the sky up above sunlight appeared
There was the god whom they so feared
The fishermen sprawled upon the earth
Hiding their eyes at his mighty girth
The god now spoke in a rumbling voice
And they listened, they had no choice
'The sacrifice I require is not blood
So raise yourselves up out of the mud
Atone for your mortal sins so heinous
If in so doing you shall entertain us
We will knit up the sky, end the rain
You may sail the sea, and fish again'
The men atoned and babbled and ranted
Hoping their prayers might be granted
The god spoke again in rumbling tones
Causing a chill to run in their bones
I have one more task I wish you to do
At these words their fear slowly grew
To prove your devotion to me your god
Slay the great sea-monster, Veneriod!
I give you this map of my dark oceans
And to drink I supply magical potions
Kill the beast and the rains will end
Fail, and great evil it will portend!
Lightning forked and the god was gone
The men slept fitfully waking at dawn
Taking the map, they boarded the ship
And then embarked on the fateful trip
They sailed for days on the dark seas
Daily they prayed down on their knees
One day as they slept Veneriod struck
He dragged two men down into the muck
Again it rammed the boat with a thunk
Their ship Winnebago was nearly sunk!
The fishermen hurried to man the guns
Emboldened by the god's magic potions
The harpoon flew wobbly, a near miss!
The beast dove under with a loud hiss
As it raised up again over the waves,
It sent two more men to watery graves
Three guns now fired, aim deadly true
The beast's hide leaked blood so blue
As it thrashed about in death throes,
The horizon glimmered red like a rose
The clouds changed from gray to white
And the sea was lit with new sunlight
The men were joyful but also were sad
They cried for the four death now had
Weeping they sailed back to the shore
Entering their hut they shut the door
Trapped by the weight of deep sorrow,
They slept and cried until the morrow
Then the door shook with a loud knock
Opening it up they collapsed in shock
There stood four men dressed in black
From Hell their friends had come back
A gift of the god whose work was done
The men rejoiced 'til the setting sun




Sorta like Dr Seuss meets Homer, huh?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: djsrmi@aplcen.apl.jhu.edu (John Sadowsky x6211)
Subject: Re: ENGLISH COMPOSITION (ESSAY!) 
Organization: Johns Hopkins University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 02:07:41 GMT

adw@cci632.cci.com (Allen Williams (co-op)) writes:



> Rochester Institute of Technology - English Composition 260 (Snooty Writing).

Not bad. Not especially good either. I'd give it a B (knowing how they
inflate grades at RIT)
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Anagram
Date: 14 Aug 92 22:24:10 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>
> I'm just happy that my email address has no "o" and Polewka is thus
> unable to anagram it into a phrase containing Carasso.

True, but if we allow the three dots to
become "ooi" we obtain a most interesting

rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil -- anagram (@=a, .=o, .=o, .=i)
*****************************
Carasso: Pimp with loin envy!
*****************************

========================
"Avert one severe doper"
========================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Anagram
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 15:23:55 GMT

In <Bt02Gw.2Ep@nntp-sc.Intel.COM> dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy) writes:
>> Unmask a jism donor
>> Moron kid jams anus

>	But I do kind of like these ones.

Keep your hobbies to yourself.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre