Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 19:30:4 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: narayan@ics.uci.edu (Sanjiv Narayan)
Subject: Charles Keating CD Club 
Keywords: original, chuckle


Thought this was very apt for Charles Keating, now that he is in jail.  
 

      +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
      +                                                                 +
      +                                                                 +
      +                   Charles Keating CD Club                       +
      +                   ***********************                       +
      +            ('Cause Sometimes You got to Break the Rules)        +
      +                                                                 +
      +                                                                 +
      +                                                                 +
      +   # We deliver bribes to any official from coast to coast       +
      +                                                                 +
      +   # Join the Charles Keating CD Club, where on joining you can  +
      +     get 8 government officials  bribed for only $1000, with     +
      +     nobody else  to bribe  EVER !!                              +
      +                                                                 +
      +   # Every month we will send you a copy of the club magazine -  +
      +     "Corrupt & Dishonest (CD)".  The CD magazine lists over     +
      +     10,000 seedy govt. officials who will readily accept money. +
      +                                                                 +
      +   # Each issue of CD magazine contains  a Charles Keating       +
      +     selection of the month.                                     +
      +                                                                 +
      +   # If you want to bribe the selected official of the month, do +
      +     nothing, he will be bribed automatically. Otherwise return  +
      +     selection card within ten days with your own choice.        +
      +                                                                 +
      +   # Please specify category you bribe most frequently, however, +
      +        you are free to choose from any category -               +
      +                                                                 +
      +         o Senators                o Congressmen                 +
      +         o S & L Regulators        o Military Draft supervisor   +
      +         o IRS Audit Inspectors    o USDA  Meat Inspector        +
      +                                                                 +
      +   # Introducing our new overnight "DASH with CASH" service,     +
      +        Guaranteed next morning bribe delivery OR we will pay    +
      +        the bribe for you.                                       +
      +                                                                 +
      +                                                                 +
      +        Offer valid for new members only. Employees of  the      +
      +        New York Times and Washington Post  are not eligible.    + 
      +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


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Sanjiv Narayan
Dept. of Information & Computer Sceince
University of California, Irvine
(narayan@ics.uci.edu)
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