HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: The end of.... Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 23:45:44 GMT

wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson) writes:

>In article <44776@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>}.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
>[bunch of kAKA (aka crap) deleted]
>>Jester aka Jester aka arghh its my evil twin!!!!!!!!

>Is this stuff really necessary? Perhaps this repetitive junk can be done
>in e-mail. If you have to resort to ] | } because you've quoted so much text
>and contributed so little, perhaps it isn't worth the cost of the article.

>Finally: it's not even funny, and thus it's not Python!

>Tom

One, we've had this thread before, so you must either be 

a) stupid
b) American
c) so insecure as to want any mail you can take, so resort to being flamed.

If c, goto rec.games.frp, and ask about splitting the group.

Eccles aka Fed up with stupid gits.
From: zweldron@ruhets.rutgers.edu (Matthew Charlap)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Number #1 "the larch"
Keywords: Number #1 "the larch"
Date: 11 Apr 92 03:57:22 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

wcw27974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Bill Wendling) writes:
>mertes@vax.sonoma.edu writes:
>>Number #1 "the larch"
>>Number #1 "the larch"
>Number 2 "The Spanish Inquisition"

[OK, I'll bite:]
I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inqusition!
[cringe in anticipation]
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Briag Charachters
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:16:14 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:



>Oh, my dear DeAnn, you americans are such a fussy lot! Is nudity something
>that can hurt you? Does one, by watching a nude man, get mentally disordered?
>Is a nude person ugly? I didn't see anything shocking in a full frontal view
>of the nude Brian, and I honestly can't see what anybody could find shocking
>about it. He didn't do any obscene gestures, he didn't have an erection, it
>was just a plain, natural, nude man. Your moral over there sometimes, or
>actually most of the time really makes me wonder how you even reproduce.
Silly MorJens.
	DeAnn did not seem upset about the full frontal nudity - just surprised
Surprised the shit out of me the first time I saw it too. Admittedly it was it
a religous studies class when I was 14, but there you go.
	DeAnn reacted normally - you jumped on her/him (which dear?) 
	
Eccles aka Not a flame, just a moderate oven, from someone who aint biased
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 12 Apr 92 18:27:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: perdita.DJOHNSON.92Apr12132734
 <44222@mentor.cc.purdue.edu><DJOHNSON.92Apr9173227@cayenne.gac.edu> <44781@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of 10 Apr 92 15:57:04 GMTLines: 21

In article <44781@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.}.].}>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
.}.].}>>>}}Eccles aka What?
.}.].}>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.}.].}>>>Jester aka it is?????
.}.].}>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
.}.].}>Eccles aka Are you sure?
.}.].}Tia aka yea, I'm sure.
.}.].Jester aka I'm not so sure
.}.]Dan aka Why do 'Here here!' and 'There there.' mean something, whereas
.}.]'Where where?' does not?  (sorry..I was going to say something else,
.}.]but that came to mind.)
.}.Jester aka look you've spoiled the whole mood, we'll have to start again
.}Dan aka I don't think I did.
.Jester aka yes you did, not shut up!
Dan aka Sorry

.}.Jester aka how long is it?
.}Dan aka about 17 inches, tip to tail.
.Jester aka you've ruined the atmosphere, its 33 days dammit, 33 days!
Dan aka Thats silly.  You can't measure distance with time units.
From: leeman@daimi.aau.dk (Steen Lehmann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Address of Michael Palin wanted
Keywords: Michael Palin
Date: 7 Apr 92 19:53:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: daimi.1992Apr7.195328.23260
Organization: DAIMI: Computer Science Department, Aarhus University, Denmark

Hello!

We are a few people here who'd like to congratulate
Michael Palin on his 49th birthday in May, only
trouble is we don't have his address...

If anybody has it, please email me.

Thank you (BTW my brain hurts)

Steen.

--
**           Steen Lehmann = leeman@daimi.aau.dk                **
** stud.scient at the Computer Science Dept, Aarhus University  **
** Mail: Gustav Wieds Vej 27, 1.th., DK-8000 Aarhus C, Denmark  **
**        "Ad damnam velocitatem initiam - ferite!"             **
From: robynn1@nim.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: bridesmaid
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:16:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr7.171655.677

Since my terribly messy divorce from Daniel P. Johnson, I have been  
feeling depressed.  Not even the humor of Monty Python itself could cheer  
me up.  But now, thanks to Jen(Azeena) and ever-popular Mr. Jester, I have  
a reason to live.  I have been practicing the tuba solo I hope to play at  
your wedding.  You do like "Lady of Spain," or do I have to go through all  
the work of learning the notes to some lesser song?  It is up to you,  
really...I wouldn't be too upset if you decide to be as ungrateful as to  
make another request...really I <sob> won't.  

Robyn
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:40:32 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>}}>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>}}>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>}}>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>}}>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>}}>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!
}>}}>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
}>}}>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
}>}}>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}>}}>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
}>}}>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
}>}}>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
}>}}>|>|    __                     ()
}>}}>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
}>}}>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
}>}}>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
}>}}>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh', 
}>}}>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
}>}}Tia aka yea, let us kill *all* non-aka members so they won't taint *our*  
}>thread
}>}Jester aka how do you propose we kill them?
}>Phil aka let's have some tea first
}Eccles aka Can I have one of those little biscuits.
Jester aka okay, but kill him after the tea & biscuits.....
-- 
 .sig on strike until further notice due to union complaints......
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:15:57 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45533
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr14.194646.926@gacvx2.gac.edu} robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
}In article <45345@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
}> }|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}> }|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}> }|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}> }|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}> }|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}> }|> }|].].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}> }|> }|].].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
}> }|> }|].].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}> }|> }|].].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
}> }|License! *Laarg*!
}> }|> }|].].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
}> }|> }|].].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a  
}....
}> }|> }|].].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}> }|> }|].].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a  
}steaming  
}> }|pit of Christian Scientists?
}> }|> }|].].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The  
}Scientists  
}> }|AfterWard! Raw!
}> }|> }|].]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
}> }|> }|].Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me  
}> }|again????
}> }|> }|]Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with  
}> }|cayenne.
}> }|> }|Jester aka, but I WANTED Horsemier sause!!!!!!!
}> }|> }Jos aka Sorry, I Just Sold The Last Can Of Horsemier Sauce To That  
}Old  
}> }|Lady.
}> }|> Jester aka how could you do the to me Jos??? I love you man!!!
}> }|azeena @$! and to think I thought you loved me!!
}> }Jos aka No! He loves ME! ME! D'ya Hear! And Especially My Exquisite  
}Dandruff!
}> }        (sniff) I Am Lovely ... Just Ask My Dead Dentist ... (sniff)
}> Jester aka damn right I do.
}Robyn @#& Alas, he loves another...
Jester aka I love evryone....
-- 
 .sig on strike until further notice due to union complaints......
Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:2883 alt.cult-movies:4049
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: Phil? (was one of the aka's)
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:44:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45166
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}|>}|]}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}|>}|]}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}|>}|]}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}|>}|]}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}|>}|]}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}|>}|]}>|Dougger aka So What??
}|>}|]}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}|>}|]}Phil aka not the other Phil!
}|>}|]Phil aka who's the Phil aka imposter?
}|>}|Jester aka no not you, the other one.....
}|>}Jos aka Which One, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil or Phil?
}|>Jester aka The third one I think, or could it be the 5th?????
}|Phil aka there is Phil#1, Phil#2 and Phil#5!
}Jos aka Erm ... *three* sir, THREE! it's Phil#3!
Jester aka I could have sworn it was Phil #4
-- 
sig on strike until further notice due to union complaints......
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:41:37 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>>]|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>>]|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>>]|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>>]|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>>]|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>>]|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>>]|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>>]|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>>]|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}>>]|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
}>>]|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
}>>]|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
}>>]|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
}>>]Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
}>>Jester aka does nne stand for nefarious nellie eaters????
}>Tia aka LEAVE *MY* NELLIE OUTTA THIS OR *HE'LL* EAT *YOU* AND THE THREAD!!!!!!
}>(he's my fluffy pet navel-orfficer so there......ppphhhhhffffttttttt!!!!!!
}Eccles aka QUICK QUICK throw a sink full of cold water on her!!!!!!!
Jester aka no, no, no, I am having sex with the sink, get away....
-- 
 .sig on strike until further notice due to union complaints......
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:40:09 -0600

In article <45355@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }|].|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }|].|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> }|].|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
> }|].|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> }|].|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> }|].|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> }|].|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
> }|].|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
> }|].|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!  
*Laarg*!
> }|].|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
> }|].|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
> }|].|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
Participate?
> }|].|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
> }|].Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help!  
Help! Help!
> }|]. Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
> }|]Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat  
Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
> }|Jester aka eat me??? but I'm not kosher
> }Jos aka Not Kosher You Say? What's Wrong With Your Hoofs Then?
> Jester aka I'm not a horse, I'm a rhino, I donn't have hoofs, no wait i  
do
Robyn @#& Are they cloven-hooves?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:24:59 -0600
Distribution: na

In article <1992Apr14.122317.893@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> In article <1992Apr14.103309.17772@cs.ucf.edu>  writes:
> } In article <1992Apr13.184514.862@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu  
(Phil )  
> writes:
> } 5 kAKAs deleted
> } 
> } Boring - Young Ones (DBA: SEEN IT!)
> } 
> Phil aka we're sorry.  Those responsible for terminating aka's have been 
> 	sacked.  
Robyn @#& Those responsible for sacking those responsible for terminating 
	aka's have been sacked, at last moment and great expence to the 
	@#& committee.
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 13 Apr 92 01:01:52 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.190153.831

In article <1992Apr12.182001.817@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr12.130159.808@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
} } In article <44930@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} } > phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
} } > ]purity scores...now there is an interesting topic.what is everyone's  
} } > ]scores? (and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of 
} } > ]group!)
} } > 
} } > Jester is an amazingly purre 94.4% well, at least he was last month
} } 
} } Just like Ivory soap....  My hero, my love, the only one for me--didn't  
} } know a person could get so attached to a bar of soap, did ya?
} 
} No, no, no!  He'd be 99.44% pure if he were a bar of Ivory!  And Robyn, did  
you  
} pick him up bending down in the shower after P.E.?
}   
} } > ]Phil aka my mind is a blank
} } > Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
} } Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
Phil aka whoops!  Forgot to put one here last time!  What *was* I thinking?
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:58:09 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.185811.829

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
writes:
} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
} ..} 
} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
} ..} >and Jester.. 
} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
} ..} 
} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
} ..} to the
} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
} ..}want...*sob*...
} ..} 
} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
} ..} 
} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
} 
} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
scores?.
} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
} 
} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 15 Apr 92 14:32:52 +1300
 <1992Apr7.094154.2471@otago.ac.nz> <ins450m.702952604@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <ins450m.702952604@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, 
ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:
> 
>>In article <1992Apr6.122906.659@gacvx2.gac.edu>, 
>>phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? ) writes:
>>> Hey now, that's supposed to be 5 pounds (gee, I wish I could make that nifty  
>>> symbol)...
> 
>>Five pounds of what? Spam? Dandruff? Clogs? Hippopotamus
>>droppings? Herring?
> 
> Eccles aka Five pounds of quality Algerian sloth snot?

Ooh, yes please. Can I have it wrapped up in a plain leather
octopus? With whips?

Nigel who likes his seafood kinky.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nigel Stanger,                  Internet: stanger@otago.ac.nz
University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
Eek! Why are my feet wet?
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cleese commercial ?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:32:57 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU (Ron Heeb) writes:

>>
>OK...I just saw Cleese in an episode of Cheers.  He played a prominent 
>psychiatrist (pseudo-friend to Frazier) who counsels Sam and Diane to not get 
>married. 

Just? We had that episode about 5 years ago, at least, and I think we're two 
years behind america.
Where actually are you, Ron?

Eccles

******************************
*There's a smile on my face, *
*For the whole human race.   *
*Its almost like being insane*
******************************

Like it?
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: akka(no, that's not a typo!)
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:33:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.193332.972

Phil aka you see, we can get you even if you "set ignore aka"!
From: robynn1@dumaine.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: marrage?
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:54:09 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.195410.975

In article <45552@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }> } >>Eccles aka Jilted again.
> }> } >Jester aka you wish you kinky poof
> }> } Eccles aka Jester, how do you know I'm male?? 
> }> Phil aka tee hee!  Lessee ya explain your way outta this one Jester!
> }Robyn @#& Don't worry, Mr. Jester.  I know Phil is only jealous of your
> }	sex appeal.
> Jester aka what sex appeal????
Robyn @#& Good question!  Phil, care to explain your jealousy?
From: jarhart@slate.mines.colorado.edu (Jason Arhart)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: "HOLY GRAIL" question...
Date: 16 Apr 92 05:45:45 GMT
Organization: Colorado School of Mines

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
: 
: >In article <1992Apr8.201352.10647@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu> jmbaker@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (H A Z A R D) writes:
: >>
: >>	Is there some greater significance to King Arthur saying "Five" instead
: >>of "Three" several times in the movie? I think the joke is just that King
: >>Arthur doesn't know how to count, but I have the feeling that there is some
: >>greater reason why he mistakes the two numbers so often throughout the WHOLE
: >>movie.  Am I missing something here? Any replies would be appreciated!
: 
: >Please post to the correct newsgroup in the future.  This is NOT
: >alt.fan.monty-python.metaphysical.aspects.of.the.holy.grail.
: 
: >- Mark
: 
: You have also included the letters a and k in this article. Aparently 
: that's not allowed                 ^     ^
: 
You've done it too!  I'm going to h've to report you!!
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka
Date: 16 Apr 92 05:11:08 GMT
Article-I.D.: ysub.92107.01110800124961
Organization: Youngstown State University


Chris aka hello there.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:23:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44223
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

]|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
]|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
]|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
]|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
]|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
]|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
]|]|]Eccles aka NO.
]|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
]|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers Too!
]|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
]Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
Jester aka he is also a two-timer....
-- 
|Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent   |
|political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of|
|apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun. |
|Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu   |
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:42:40 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>]>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>]>}}Eccles aka What?
}>]>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>]Eccles aka There was a Jester comment here, but I hit too many DDs
}>Jester aka you idiot
}Eccles aka I'm sorry, I'm high on too much coffee..
Jester aka was every bean picked by Juan Valdez???
-- 
 .sig on strike until further notice due to union complaints......
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: brides maid
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:31:47 -0600

In article <45336@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> } }> fine personage??? where did you get such info??? I ought to kill  
whoever
> } }> called me fine, i am the dreg of the planet, the scourge of my  
nursery
> } }> and basic baby bandit!!!!!! 
> } }
> } }probably from me before I found out what a complete and utter slime  
ball  
> } }you were..two timing on me, really!!  
> } 
> } o brothher, where did I put him anyways......you can have him if you  
want
> } 
> } }>]>Jester aka yeesh........
> } }>]Robyn @#& squish........ 
> } }>Jester aka still in diapers
> } }azeena @!$ Yep i can attest to that!!
> } Jester aka you've never even met me.
Robyn @#& Is that an invitation to come for a visit?  Oh, Mr. Jester,  
you're soooo generous...
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: stuff that ought to be scourged
Date: 11 Apr 92 05:28:18 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith) writes:

>ginsu@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Wes Simonds) writes:

>>If I see one more copy of that ruddy 'Evolution is God' anti-quote diatribe,
>>one more transcript of a boring-ass discussion of AKA's, or one more sig
>>dealing with babes that cream on the floor, I will personally track down the
>>Gumbyesque degenerates responsible and tear off their eyebrows...

>Promise?

And you too. Pull your ugly little unimaginative head in. If you don'tlike it 
don't subscribe. If you don't like akas don't read them. If you can't avoid reading them get yourself a real newsreader. In the meantime just pull your ugly little mugin and don't bother the rest of us who are having fun. You are the sort of dumb shit who makes me believe in justifiable homicide.

Eccles aka Diatribe.