From: dshire@ucrengr.ucr.edu (Demminhead Sillykuplerous HIREsolution)
Newsgroups: alt.irc
Subject: IRC Relationships: How to start one
Date: 2 Sep 92 15:07:31 GMT
Organization: Waiting List, Brain Transplant Recipient


Well folks, it's that time of year again. School has started for some of you 
and school will start soon for even more of you and such. Some of you will be
IRC'ing for the first time, some of you will be returning to IRC.  Some of you
will be using the IRC as a way of gathering some info about something, some of
you will be on just to chat and see what's up but some on you will be doing thisin the hopes of establishing a relationship!  So, for all you people in the 
latter group, I've collected a bunch of pick up lines (conversation starters,
whatever you want to call it) to help you people in your quest for true love.

(Special thanks to all the people who participated in the survey. you know who
you are :) but i don't :( since it was an anonymous one)

Here goes!

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hi  [<--pretty popular line. 3 entries!]
 
if i could change the alphabet, i'd put u and i together
 
don't just sit there, do something
 
please fall in love with me.
 
those are really great jeans!!! they would look even better balled
        up on my floor.
 
baby, do u know cpr? cuz your beauty has done stopped my heart!!!!!

 
i'm a gentleman, first last and always.
 
i have a lot of money
 
said to me by total geek: "hey baby, i see the way you move, the way you
        glide, and all i can think of is you sliding across the leather
        of my porsche...
 
help    [what a line! so desperate...]
 
hi! i'm irish. do you have any irish in you? would you like some?
 
your father must have been a thief.... because he stole the stars
        and put them in your eyes.
 
can i buy you a drink or would you just like the money?
 
mhm     [go figure...]
 
have you flossed today?
 
are you busy?
 
well, how long have you had this probem
 
so, um, is your husband married?
 
so is that your boyfriend? well how long have you had this problem?
 
can i get some?
 
are u married?
 
hello!  [2 entries]
 
what's your sign?
 
what are u doing with thes lines anyway  [i don't think this
        will work too well...]
 
gee, i've been so tired since i won the state lottery
 
pick up line    [ah so witty]
 
hi, you don't look cheap!
 
now see... i told you i could makeyou forget that you ever knew me
 
the doctor says it will go away in a week.
 
anonymous       [don't think this one will work too well either...]
 
if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

baby, as long as i have got a face, you have a place to sit
 
square inch     [yeah. this one'll get 'em]
 
gee, thats a nice shirt.  it sure would look great on my floor!
 
wanna sit on my magic lap?
 
hi..whats yourmajor?
 
hey bitch get your hat and coat, were leaving (it worked.. once)
 
hey baby, i gots me a giant cheese whelel back at the apartment i
        wouldnt mind sharing with a lovely woman like you.
 
would you rub som of this ointment on my rash?
 
im tired of passion...all i want is someone to play pictionary with.
 
show me the movie of who you are and where you're from.
 
yes, you will know your ways as if born to them...
 
tell e of your homeworld, usul.
 
and you shall be known in our tribe as usul: that which is the
        strength at the base of the pillar.
 
i saw a snail crawling across the edge of a straight razor. thats my
        dream. thats my nightmare.
 
strap down. get ready. be refreshed.
 
stick your hand in my pocket and count how much change i've got.
        closest to the actual amount wins a drink.
 
are you a registered and certified podiarist?
 
hi! do you breathe air like i do? what a coincidence! we are destined
        for each other!
 
are you male or female? [pretty sad if you can't tell...]
 
whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

hey babe wanna check out my ram?
 
i only have 2 hours to live..
 
hey
 
if i had a swing like that, i'd ride it every day!
 

duh. *drool*
 
lake    [i guess if it works, use it...]
 
what is it?
 
curious
 
dd it hurt?    (did what hurt?)  did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
 
should i recognize you from somewhere?
 
hey, i wish i knew some
 
like death metal?
 
so...got any gum?
 
hey babeee!
 
gee...you sure don't weat much for a fat bitch!
 
damn baby! you look like campbell soup. mmmm, mmmm, good!
 
if you were a fruit, you'd be an orange because then you would be my
        main sqeeze.
 
if you were a fruit , you'd be a bannan because you have a peal.
 
you know, i started irc. :i. and i have an enormous penis so......
        you do the math
 
hey baby, wanna blow me?
 
hey if you've lost your virginity can i have the box it came in?
 
so,do you have single or multiple orgasms?
 
hi you big sexy dildo head!
 
the kapital k is the best at one lines. i get all the pussy.
        kwg3@isis.msstate.edu
 
you look so good i'd do it to you in all of your holes!
 
those must be the biggest set of knockers i have ever seen!
 
can i sqyrt in your eye?
 
you ever play hide the cucumber?
 
do you fuck?
 
hi there, do you come here often? do you suck dick?
 
*go up to the uglies women in the place* hi. i know you're not gonna
        get anything tonight. you know you're not gonna get anything
        tonight. let's go out to my car and go somewhere and fuck
 
hi, i am a really deep and emotional,caring, sensitive guy. wanna fuck?
 
let's fuck
 
lick the shit from my ass
 
do you believe in fucking after death?
 
i'll be honest. all i wanna do is take you home and fuck you until my
        dick gets sore!
 
hve you ever fucked for five hours straight?
 
lets go screw
 
fuck me now!

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As you may have noticed, the language in the last few lines is pretty rough but
instead of deleting them, i decided to leave them in cuz you never know, those 
lines might *actually* work on some people. Hope nobody was offended.

Good luck and happy hunting!

-david
aka sQyrm!
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