HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jis@panix.com (Jack Szwergold)
Subject: Re: A grammatical question
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 04:06:47 GMT
Organization: Panix, NYC

In <1992Sep9.202402.119253@marshall.wvnet.edu> rcbi27@marshall.wvnet.edu (DBRUM) writes:

>Wouldn't it be more proper to refer to a bunch of jerk offs as a bunch
>of jerks off? You know, like attorneys general?

I would just skip the whole problem by calling them assholes.  Just hope
they aren't into semantics, or anything like that....

Jack
jis@panix.com

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"I don't patronize bunnies...."  Heathers

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From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 00:01:44 GMT


mmr@asgserver.canberra.edu.au (Micheal Rainford-Watson) writes:

>	   meets blob, blob leaves droid, etc..."
>
>
>   -- 
>   Micheal Rainford-Watson        _--_|\   E-Mail: mmr@asgserver.canberra.edu.au
>   Administrative Systems Group  /      \  Phone : +61 6 201 2397
>   University of Canberra        \_.--.*/  Mail  : PO Box 1 BELCONNEN ACT 2616
>   'Give a man a fish...'  -  Arrestive Development

I'm sorry, we don't allow hyphen-ated-names here on talk.bizarre.

Please return to rec.indecisive and don't come back until you have
decided which surname you REALLY want.
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Fuck you, Dave Hill, and the sausage you rode in on
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 13:47:10 GMT

Once again, I have been flamed by a loser. this time its:


 dave@irv.icl.com ( Dave Hill) 

>
>Now the NEXT time you even CONTEMPLATE thinking about considering
>whether or not to decide about maybe following up a posting from
>someone who spent more than half a second choosing their words
>instead of drooling on the keyboard and stroking themselves
>whistling Daisy Daisy while they worked, stick both your hands up
>your ass, grab two handfulls of anything and pull pull pull.
>

Well, Dave, since the posting I was following up was

1. a follow up to my post
and
2. about me, and my relation to the so-called 'students' at UVA,

I think I was pretty justified in following it up.

NOTE: I ORIGINATED A THREAD HERE. This means I posted an original, humorous
idea.

When was the last time you did this, o sodomizer of laboratory animals.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU fucking loser. NOTHING is worse than
an asshole like you, who NEVER posts anything original, just hangs
out tryin to flame someone.

I wish you were being eaten by maggots right now, masturbation boy.

-rob
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Look MA
Date: 10 Sep 92 15:54:19 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA


 rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.mil (LCDR Rob Dobson) writes:

>LOOK MA
>I joined the navy and they made ME LCDR Dobson too!@!@

>KOOL!@@

>when do i get the sea pussy?

>LCDR Dobson

LCDR Dobson,
    I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but there is no such thing as
"sea pussy". However, I was able to trap a sea bat out on Monterey Bay
(no small feat I assure you). I have it in a box on my porch and you can
come over and have a look at it anytime.
regards,
rp
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From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 05:04:17 GMT

In article <Bu9t7F.269@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <1992Sep8.060529.3693@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>>
>>and i know someone who is obsessed with men
>>who wear glasses.  
>
>Why don't you ever introduce me to these folks, gypsy?

i'd be glad to introduce you to joanne, but i
thought you would have met her already.  anyway
i don't think she's the type who would grab you
and fling you into bed and leap on top of you.
also she is of sufficient size that you might
prefer she NOT leap on top of you, although i
imagine it would be a delightful experience while
it lasted.

let me think.  large woman... aggressive... likes
men with glasses... 

the only one i can think of is louise.  but i
don't think you want louise.  besides, she only
likes men with glasses who are tall and blond
and will treat her like shit.

i'm sorry, that IS one of our most popular models,
and we seem to be out of stock at the present time.
i'd be glad to put you on our mailing list and let
you know the next time one comes in.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
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From: jeff@poseur.JPL.NASA.GOV (Jeff Skaletsky - Sun SSE Encino)
Subject: Save Zippy!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre 
Organization: not much
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 21:42:11 GMT


The Los Angeles Daily News (used to be the Valley News) L.A. Life
magazine has a section called Page 3, containing various anecdotes and
weird news items (including a section actually called News of the
Weird).  Other features are David Letterman's top 10 list, etc... and
two comics, Zippy by Bill Griffith, and Sylvia by Nicole Hollander.

Today (Tues. Sept. 8th 1992) the top article was about a survey
recently done by the Daily News in which readers were asked about their
favorite and otherwise comic strips (they also have four pages of color
and b+w comics later in the magazine).  They reported that Zippy came
in LAST, that it was everyone's least favorite strip.

This is extremely depressing, though not surprising, since reading
Zippy requires a BRAIN and a little imagination.  Anyway, they're
asking for votes on Zippy via their voice-news system, a menu-driven
free service with various comments of the day from certain columnists,
etc, along with the top stories of the hour, weather, sports scores,
stock quotes, etc.

So: please dial (818) 883-NEWS (6397) and hit 7656 for the Zippy vote.

And in case you're not following Zippy, Griffy and Zippy took a bus
ride to some Louisiana town where Griffy locked his brain in one of the
lockers in the bus station, then immediately returned to... whereever
they live.

So now Griffy is doing things like looking at a belly pouch and saying
"Wow... so you STRAP this onto your BELLY to CARRY things?  NEAT!" or
some such, and Zippy is starting think of himself as coherent.

-Jeff


-- 

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From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (No one you know)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 06:43:25 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <Bu0HL1.3Go@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott  
Dorsey) writes:
In article <1992Sep3.162600.13002@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>  
aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
The summer of 2216 was dark and dreary.  The earth hadn't revolved in days,
I could barely make out the government building thru the radioactive haze.
A few yards to the east, the unending sunshine had set several trees ablaze.
A lone man walked across the bleak landscape, face blistered by the awful rays.
What was this? I am Satan, and I say this cannot be, for I destroyed the human  
race years in the past. I blinked my eyes to see if it were just mirage and
From: dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: PRAISE CARASSO
Date: 14 Sep 92 23:08:57 GMT
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: *****RESURRECTION*****
Date: 20 Apr 90 15:54:46 GMT
Reply-To: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Sid Vicious Circle)
Organization: Arkham Asylum - Mad Scientist Ward

inc@tc.fluke.COM (Gary Benson)\ writes:
*you fucking hypocrites.
*
*B4 the elvis-god was exiled into no-time-no-space, you flamed it mercilessly{
*now he is
*                    *********RESURRECTED********
*and what do we see? :::::
*nowak:   "who ever thought we'd mess this guy so much?"    yo
*lippy:   "by the way rog,"                                 all buddy buddy
*and zillions upon zillions of "welcome backs"

Mx. Benson:

I will admit there was a time when ol' Rog did MILDLY annoy me.  However,
after some time and tempering, I finally learned, I finally figured him
out, I finally appreciated his style.  In short (too late), I finally
Got The Joke.

I hope over time you too will be able to appreciate the hours of planning
and effort Rog puts into his postings.  I, just one of many, am pleased
with his return to the net, since he is far more creative, even in his
absence, then you could ever possibly hope to be.

I comfort you in your moment of mediocrity.


GORBY does Lithuania
--
Mark Lippert                              grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
Styrofoam smuggled - no questions asked
"For those of you who think Hitler is still alive, he'd be 101 today."
                                          - Dr. Ronald Ross

QUIT
                          - Dr. Ronald Ross
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From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: Re: [TA]lk.[B]izarre Mad Lib
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 06:18:31 GMT


In article <BuJzDB.C13@rice.edu> andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J.  
Solberg) writes:
> Once Upon a Time, <t.b. personality> was <verb> a big-league <sports> 
<t.b. personality>
<verb>
<sports>
<adverb>
<Wayne Gretzky's name>
<verb>
<noun>
<expostulation>
<adjective>
<verb>
<noun>
<noun>
<verb>
<noun>
<verb>
<noun>
<noun>
<t.b. personality>
<noun>
<noun>
<adjective>
<noun>
<verb>
<t.b. personality>
<thingy>
<verb>
<body part>
<adjective>
<noun>
<noun>
<body part>
<verb>
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From: mpeters@pax.eunet.ch (MBX Michael Peters)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap/bush
Organization: EUnet Login/Mailbox Service
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 20:49:32 GMT


ONLY two??


sorry, I kike Kate Bush?


m.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Oh boy, another game!
Date: 10 Sep 1992 22:38:56 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: viper.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <920909.103155@acad.UUCP> Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com writes:
>
>There, in the garden,
>Goats eat the cherry blossoms,
>Heedless of sharp knives.

Perfect text; abominable calligraphy.  5/10.  Keep trying.
Another example from the Master:

The cherry blossoms
will blossom into cherries.
O cherry blossoms!

>Oh yes, speaking of knives.  Meanwhile, at the circus, Fuckles the Clown 
>had taken up juggling meat cleavers, but had to stop after the horrible 
>accident this morning.

"Now, kids, this may look like hard work, but it's really no trouble at
all.  See, I fake it.  My meat cleavers aren't sharp.  So I don't have to
worry about which end I'll catch them on, and it's no trouble at all.  A
lark.  Here, it's easy!  Anyone want to try?  Yes?  You do?  What's your
name, young man?  Tommy!  What a nice name.  Mine's Fuckles.  Now, you
haven't done this before, so you should start simple.  Just three of the
light ones.  Now, take two, throw them up in the air so they pass each
other, and I'll toss you the third.  Here.  Are you ready?  Go!  Oh my god.
Oh no.  Hold on a second, boys, while I call Bernie Mouse.  Bernie's the
illegitimate son of Minnie and her lover Rolf von Muskrat, and he's a fully
trained mortician, and a very capable one I may add - so don't panic.  Don't
worry.  Everything's going to be all right.  Someone must have slipped some
sharp 'uns into my cleaver rack, but the situation is under control.
Nobody's going to get hurt.  And Tommy's playing "Truth or Dare" with a
couple real good-looking angels he met up there - so everything's for the
best, innit?  Thought so.  Now would one of you young men hand me those
blowtorches, please?  We're going to try something completely different."

c
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From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: Re: Limerick--please continue--was(Re: Haiku?)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:16:56 GMT


In article <78xn29-.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
> There once was an Aussie named Dac,
> Self-abusing, Onanistic smack,
     He was often known to dally
     Late nights alone in the alley
  Banging his head, making it crack.

One particular evening upon this street
Terrible misfortune he happened to meet
   A lost car slammed into his pelvis
   His severed head claimed to see elvis
As it flew disembodied seventy-eight feet

The head rolled and it rolled
And the people who strolled
   Couldn't help but stare
   "Fuck you Fuck you, give me air"
Cried the head as it slowly grew mold
   
--
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From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: Arrrggh!
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 06:16:40 GMT
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

hippolyte (gypsy@alembic.acs.com) wrote:
: 
: and since i'm here, i'll solicit opinions; for
: home defense, should i get a pump action or a
: semi-auto?

I think you should get a katana.  Or a wakizashi if your apartment
is particularly small.

Advantages: 
  No ammo required;
  Unlikely to ever be declared illegal;
  No waiting period;
  Cheaper (if you buy a crummy modern replica);
  Has pleasing history (if you buy an original);
  Is likely to convince potential assailant that you are truly
  psychotic and dangerous _much_ faster than either a shotgun or .45;
  If you're at all graceful, much more lethal than either a 
  shotgun or .45 at any range inside 20 feet;
  Ladies or gentlemen carry swords.

Disadvantages:
  More expensive (if you buy an original);
  Requires some practise, especially if you want to get the iai
  draw (quick-draw) down;
  Bad against an assailant who has a gun _AND_ is standing more
  than 25 feet away (again, if your apartment is small, not a problem.)

: you probably think i'm making this up but i'm not

 ditto.  I've been trying to talk myself into buying one for home
defense for years.  Just haven't been able to convince myself it's
not an extravagance -- the crime rate is pretty low here, on average.

  -- Clifton (likes knives and principle of self defense, dislikes guns)

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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: short shameful confession
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 18:19:09 GMT

It's been months since I read a drieux post all the way through.

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"What have I done to piss the gods off?"  ---Terence Trent D'Arby
Current Album--Elton John:Sleeping With The Past
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Good Saying / Bad Context
Date: 14 Sep 92 03:09:31 GMT


Skydiving: If at first you don't succeed -- try, try again. 

Swordfighting: The pen is mightier than the sword.



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From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Limerick--please continue--was(Re: Haiku?)
Date: 14 Sep 92 01:28:25 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <tUhFr*y50@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>                     RICHH: bleed baby bleed 

There once was an Aussie named Dac,
Self-abusing, Onanist smack,



RICHH
--it's all yours
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: SAM would like to share laugh with a **F !
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 20:20:48 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Sep13.182055.8826@lemuria.sai.com> ap.4615@cupid.sai.com writes:
>
>Hi !
>
>I am an Indian ( from India ), 27 yrs old, 5'8", professional ( Engineer ) 
>honest and sincere. I am looking for a female with whom I could share mutual 
>interests ( Outdoor adventures, Cooking, long drive, evening walk etc. ).
>I am looking for a sincere friendship ( platonic, e-mail friendship or 
>relationship ! ). 

Why not write to Rachel Dafni Christy, rdc@netcom.com?  Her account seems
to be in some peril (she's been a naughty girl!), but it's certainly worth
a try.  She has an obsession with Arab and possibly Indian men -- keeps posting
articles about them to various newsgroups -- and so it might be a real
advantage that you're from India.

Mark., Cupid to the lovelorn of the Net
gooley@netcom.com
From: mdm@sparc2.prime.com (Michael D. McAfee)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep confuses theater and TV
Date: 8 Sep 92 17:38:19 GMT
Organization: Computervision


		"If I were a Flinstone...Yabba-dabba-dabba-yabba-dabba..."

	Michael, the Chaotic
	disclaimer: you could blame my employers for this post, but then I'd
			have to kill you
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: observation from ohio
Date: 12 Sep 92 01:40:00 GMT


Believe It or Not!

In Columbus, Ohio:

   The Village Junction FAMILY Restaurant Bar and Grill


...is a gay bar.


carasso "they must catch a lot of newbies"
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From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu ('Ems Pirates)
Subject: Re: The Scene (please continue)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 02:12:30 GMT


In article <1992Sep15.150220.20524@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>  
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
> 
> The scene was set. The room was neat and unthreatening. A motet by Josquin
> de Pres droned softly in the background. Wilber was ready, now if only
> his 'guest' would arrive, he could

I don't have anything to add to the Scene, but this reminds me very much of  
something a friend told me. Before Pee Wee Herman's big debut in the movie  
theatre, he had invited this friend over to his house for a 'big' party.  
When my friend arrived, There was Pee Wee, sitting at a piano in his  
bathrobe in a spacious front room. There were two other men there.

Needless to say, my friend made a quick exit.

--
I may have the facts boggled. It's been a while since he told me, and I  
wasn't in a good state of awareness.
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: aesops lesser known fables...
Date: 12 Sep 92 03:17:56 GMT



The Fox and the Crow


A Fox once saw a Crow fly off with a piece of cheese in its beak and
settle on a branch of a tree.  "That's for me, as I am a Fox," said
Master Reynard, and he walked up to the foot of the tree.  "Good-day,
Mistress Crow," he cried.  "How well you are looking to-day: how
glossy your feathers; how bright your eye.  I feel sure your voice
must surpass that of other birds, just as your figure does; let me
hear but one song from you that I may greet you as the Queen of
Birds."  

The Crow lifted up her head and began to caw her best, but the moment
she opened her mouth the piece of cheese fell to the ground, only to
be snapped up by Master Fox.  "That will do," said he.  "That was all
I wanted.  In exchange for your cheese I will give you a piece of
advice for the future: "Do not trust flatterers."

The Crow then dove down striking the fox's head with her beak, killing
the fox.  The Crow continued by peaking at the fox's stomach for
several hours with it's beak until it was shred open with blood and
intestines were pouring out.  Eventually, the Crow slashed open the
stomach lining and recovered the cheese.  Now, Mr.  Fox, in exchange
for your pointless life I will give you a piece of advice: "Don't fuck
with *me*, asshole!"


-----------
carasso "all this could be yours with genetic engineering..."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.abortion
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: Dalton Brooks Gehtz
Followup-To: talk.abortion
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 23:11:14 GMT

In this stunning article, t.b's self-admitted misogynist Duh
Dodson proves that 9 out of 10 women who seek abortions suffer
from post-abortion trauma.  This, by the way, is a syndrome that
Koop (that's the Surgeon General of the US under Reagan, Duh, in
case you've never heard of him) decided didn't exist.  Koop is
pro-life, Duh.  Reagan sacked him for this (and other) examples
of scientific integrity.

In article <Bu8Kr6.LJ1@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu writes:
|In article <> Chuck.Lavazzi@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Chuck Lavazzi) writes:
|>In article <> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
|>>I have read Planned Parenthood's study which shows that 91% of all
|>>women who have abortions suffer from Post Abortive Stress Syndrome.
|
|>Oh *really*?  You wouldn't care to actually provide a source for that
|>little claim, now, would you?  I'm sure we'd be most interested to find out
|>about this one.
|
|Happy to oblige
|
|From the October, 1991 issue of a magazine called 
|_New_Dimensions_:_The Psychology_ Behind_the_News_.  
|On page 21 it reads:
|
|In a shocking admission, Planned Parenthood recently acknowldeged what the anti-abortion camp has been insisting for years: Nine out of ten women who have
|"safe and legal" abortions suffer from abortion-induced traumas.  "A number of
|anti-choice studies and surveys (including the Reardon/WIC Study and the Grant
|Survey) have shown that the incidence of post-procedural trauma for abortion
|clients may be as high as 91 percent of all cases," says Planned Parenthood.
|"While recent unpublished reports from the Alan Guttmacher Institute [Planned
|Parenthood's research division] indicate that the scope of the problem may have
|been accurately tabulated in these studies, the effect of those same anti-
|choice forces in creating the trauma in the first place has not yet been
|effectively measured."  *  In other words: We admit that nine out of ten women
|who have abortions are traumatized by the experience...but the pro-lifers
|are to blame.
|
|
|*Planned Parenthood's "Department of Education 3-Year Plan and Long Range
|Program Goals, 1990-1993," page 29.
|
|Don
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From: bewillia@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Maj. Devon McKnight)
Subject: Re: Dammit
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 01:11:59 EDT

In article <MJD.92Sep14122416@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Spirit of the Air") writes:
>
>Why am I being followed around by the smell of barbecue?

	Well, you know that guy that you keep thinking is following you?  No, 
not that one.  The one with the hat.  Yeah, the blue one.  It's him.  Offer
him some Dentyne or something.  It was the wings he ate yesterday while you
were in the bathroom at KFC.


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From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: The Ronald Reagan School of Acting
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 10 SEP 92 15:40:44    

I think Ronald Reagan should open and action school.

JGH
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