From: smortaz@handel.Eng.Sun.COM (Shahrokh Mortazavi)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.iranian
Subject: reply to babak [may wish to skip: contains only flamables...]
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:31:30 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mt. View, Ca.
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[ sensitive eyes may wish to press j now... this is just a follow
  up to babak's post.  but unlike babak's flames, which only 
  reveal where he grew up (chaaleh meydoon), these flames are 
  only PG-13.
]

i wrote:

>>ah, baabak joon... once again you subconsciously redirect the
>>converstaion to the genital area...  i believe the last time we
>>analyzed this recurring behaviour of yours (back in september i
>>think?), we came to the conclusion that you suffered from chronic
>>sexual frustration which caused you to continuously walk around with an
>>erection, which in turn deprived your already small brain from its
>>needed blood.  

babak responded:

>Anybody, who need a "Do-zari" psychologist might get in touch with Mr.
>Shash-Khor-e Mortazavi.  Even though, he does not have any credential
>in psychology, what so ever, he does psychoanalysis with a touch of voodoo
>and materials he had read on the tabloids.  Specially, "Dr. love's" articles
>in psychology.

what a hodgepodge of scattered thoughts... voodoo? tabloids? que
pasa???  this only proves that your lobotomy operation, whose results
the sci community was so impatiently awaiting, has unfortunately
failed.  only now i understand the reason behind the surgeon Dr Love's
baffled look, as he kept repeating:  "amazing!  absolutely amazing!
there was actually NO brain tissue there for us to REMOVE!!!".

i must caution you that in rare cases like this, where the surgeon
finds no grey matter to remove, the patient often suffers from severe
PMS (Pook Mind Syndrome) for several months.  but dont worry, we should
have no problem finding a suitable brain donor for you soon.  cow brain
is currently trading at 50 cents per pound on the New York Odities Exchange.  
until then, just fill it up with grey poupon!

your other option, should the surgery prove too expensive, is to 
join the Brain Club For Men!  oh wait, for you that would be 
Brain Club For Cows.  hey!  now there's a lucrative business idea
for you!  you could turn it into a multimillion dollar venture!  
i can just see your tv commercials now:

	 	       >> Brain Club For Cows <<
         
      Is the fact that your brain's gradually seeping out affecting
      you?  your social life?  your behaviour on the SCI?  do you find
      yourself repeatedly resorting to foul language?  Well, you can
      finally do something about it!  Like thousands of cows around the
      world already have, just join the Brain Club For Cows!  Call our
      toll free number 1-800-NOBRAIN and we'll send you a full color
      brochure discussing the advantages and disadvantages of various
      brain replacement methods, including our own patented Poly-Fuse,
      Ounce by Ounce Brain Replacement Method, which matches top-quality 
      Cow Brain with whatever you have left.

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      Oh, and by the way, I'm not only the president, but I'm also a client!


happy grazing!


ps thanks to the akhteeest (as they say) to whoever drew that cow!
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