HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Evil Machines of Death (was Re: Help me hype up my job title.)
Date: 17 Aug 92 14:11:21 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <Bt3Fzz.13o@news.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes...

>One of the other Lockheed employees on base has a T-shirt with a Lockheed
>logo on the breast, and "I Make Evil Machines of Death" in large letters
>on the front.  It definitely makes a statement.

In my wife's (as yet unpublished) manuscript she has a chapter in which 
the 2 main characters, who work for a defense contractor, are working 
on 'The Last Words Bomb'.  This is a smart bomb that first writes a 
message in the sky over enemy territory then, hopefully, blows up 
something useful.

During a demo for the Pentagon they program it to write something 
uncomplementary about their boss.  Then it blows up some cars in the 
parking lot.

PS: The quote below is also from the book.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu

"If there's something wrong with the computer, it's sophisticated diagnostics 
will notify you of the situation by assuming an appearance that, for the most
part, is dark and lifeless." - The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
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From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: old family proverb
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 15:04:41 GMT

I watched pot will never boil,
and a boiled watch will never tick.

-- 
----\
-jja
From: daemon@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: TEST
Date: 13 Aug 1992 22:38:04 -0700
Organization: University of California - Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

In article <9208140513.AA12746@chort.usc.edu> rone@CHORT.USC.EDU (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>Flame me all you want.  IF this works i'll cancel the article.
>
>5150
>shut up


You can't cancel this article, you silly git.


daemon@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU
Send your articles to news-group-name@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Compulsive Liar")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What we need
Date: 14 Aug 92 16:02:35 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fuckoff.&die
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mattb@ctron.com's message of 14 Aug 92 15:13:30 GMT

In article <4731@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
   Any ideas?


:-)

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
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From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 04:05:12 GMT

Fpurvffxbcs.
From: hstsha01@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: re: LIFE IS A TRAFFIC CIRCLE
Date: 13 Aug 92 09:55:29 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

article <g73m7hh.richh@netcom.com>, richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
> 
> Fuck you Tommy Cochrane.
> 
> RICHH
YEP AND DEATH IS A STOP STREET
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From: kmoore@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Kyle E Moore)
Subject: Theatre Ghosts?
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 13:06:13 GMT

     Not sure if this is the right group to post this question to, but I 
couldn't find any r.a.supernatural or anything in the listings.  Perhaps some 
kind soul might point me in the right direction..

     But the reason for the post is this: seeing as I spend a lot of time in 
the theatre (doing plays, that is), I've become acquainted with a number of 
"haunted theatres" legends, i.e. every good theatre's got a ghost in it.  As a 
lot of these places are old, old buildings, that shouldn't be surprising.  I 
was just wondering what other stories some of you folks have come across.  
Maybe I ought to post this to r.a.theatre, but they're too busy talking about 
Andrew Lloyd Weber to be bothered with it.

     And can somebody tell me... is it true that in a ghost's presence, one 
sometimes can catch the scent of lavender (sp?) in the air?  What's the reason 
for this, or the origin of this ... assertion?

     I don't often read this newsgroup, so direct E-mail replies would be 
appreciated.  Thanks.

     later,

     K-Mo
     (kmoore@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)
From: aslakson@micro.cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: send cheer
Date: 22 Aug 92 02:32:56 GMT
Organization: :noitazinagrO

I'm sick, send me mail to cheer me up.


Brian
--
"There are situations in which torture is not merely permissible but morally
mandatory."          -- Michael Levin
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From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: SSC: is it super-conducting semi-collider or vice verse?
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 19:38:19 GMT

A good sentence:

Jung? Anu, fur or bar ink ent.

ybir,
 Sentra

-- 
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-jja
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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: This Morning's Assignments
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 16:34:40 GMT

For John F. Woods:

Kelvin Trident Wealth Lens
The story must take place at night.


For Ken Johnson:

Incubator Wind Average Surface
The story must be done entirely as dialogue.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey, Page of Newts)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"There's too many clues in this room."  Gordon Lightfoot
Current Album--Bill Cosby:For Adults Only
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
From: tskelly@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Top tips
Date: 17 Aug 92 09:12:43 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin



Dislike Doctors?  and not too hot on apples either?
Eat 365 apples on the 1st of January each year to avoid having to go to the 
doctor for the rest of the year and avoid having to eat apples for the rest of 
the year too.
Oh, by the way, you'll have to eat 366 apples for a leap year - that's every 
fourth year if the year number is divisible by 4 except if it's a century year, 
e.g., the year 2000.

_________________________________________________________________________

Algernon Fortesque-Smyth

I don't have a sig. - Ha
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From: cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams)
Subject: short, ponderous question
Originator: cgw@sol
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 05:36:02 GMT

why don't vietnamese families ever adopt white kids? 

-cgw-

--
christopher williams   cgw@unt.edu  +1 817 565 4161  Just a guy
lead programmer/operator, university of north texas  made of dots and lines.
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From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: I have one extra ticket for the They Might Be Giants show tonite
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 02:24:14 GMT

>In article <OSA.92Aug16190116@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:

>   Now that you know everything, and pity me, I'd like to hear your ideas
>   on how I should take revenge on whats-her-name.  Please be creative,
>   but don't be gross -- I have a weak stomach. 

Go out on a date with her.

mark

Like shooting fish in a barrel.
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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: SSC
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 22:51:21 GMT

bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
: JOHN HEIM:
: |I always get Aaron Humphrey and Rob Dobson mixed up.
: 
: Is that anything like that old commercial for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?
: 
: mr HEINOUS
: watching Mary drink Cherry Milk Soda

I always get mr HEINOUS and JOHN HEIM mixed up.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--The Iron Man Soundtrack
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: The Toilet Revolution!/Revelation!
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 15:13:36 GMT

In article <oqjd63k@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>
>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov writes:
>|Once you have seen a member of the opposite sex brushing their teeth,
>|all thoughts of lust go straight out the window.
>
>This is utterly untrue.  All my sweetheart-with-the-phallic-name
>has to do is *floss*, and I am moved to jump him.

You really left yourself open for a comment like "It depends on what he's
flossing with," but it would really be tasteless if I were to say that.

>also into watching him do laundry

It's the spin cycle that does it.
--scott
From: neilp@cs.hw.ac.uk (Neil Postlethwaite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ed.general
Subject: Re: About the Festival
Date: 19 Aug 92 09:00:30 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Heriot-Watt University, Scotland

In article <24894@castle.ed.ac.uk> egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson) writes:
>
>Easily done considering the bloody awful racket from the castle. Didn't someone
>take them to court a couple of years ago to make them keep the noise down?
>

Isn't a closing act the Mike Oldfield 'Tubular Bells II' premiere on the
4th (?). It is being pushed on Radio 1 (dial the 0898 number for more
info ......).

Neil
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From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: inventory
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 01:08:55 GMT

---
The CJ/Lance Joint Household Inventory
--------------------------------------
3    cats
6    guitars
3    guitar amps
1    synthesizer
1    midi saxophone
2    stereos
400+ CDs
500+ books
2    sets of silverware
2    sets of cracked dishes
40   coffee mugs
2    bird feeders
2    hummingbird feeders
2    jars of each of the common spices
20   boxes full of random shit
2    2-seater cars
2    incomes
0    kids

---
c j silverio
From: dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rejected Game Shows
Date: 20 Aug 92 23:30:52 GMT

A few more that fell on Andrew's cutting room floor:

Dialing for Death Wishes
The Dighting Game
Merkin, Merkin, Who's Got the Merkin?
You Bet Your STD
The $64,000 Bribe
Truth or Congressional Promises
Political Bowl Off
The Olympic Gimme's

and my personal favorite:

The Three Legged Tax Audit Race

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil, for the slow readers.
From: tgpt_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Tom Guptill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Actual, Factual, Bizarre Happening
Date: 17 Aug 92 14:28:12 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <Bt3woo.JBy@rice.edu> andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg) writes:

>Looking up, I saw that a ratty-looking red corvette had not braked in time
>for a traffic light and had rear-ended a smallish compact of Japanese 
>manufacture.  The victimized car was almost completely totalled, no doubt
>because the culprit had been travelling well in excess of the legal speed
>limits.


>2) Always, Always, ALWAYS drive the speed limit.

Of course, had the smallish compact of Japanese manufacture also been
exceeding the posted legal speed limit, he might have passed through the
light before it changed, thus avoiding the accident entirely.

Tom.  (Who hopes his boss doesn't see this post.)

-- 
|Tom Guptill           | tgpt_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu     |
|CPU Box 277445 U of R | tgpt_ltd@db1.cc.rochester.edu       |
|Rochester, NY 14627   |                                     |
|(716) 274-0351        |                                     |
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: annoyance
Date: 21 Aug 92 21:00:04 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM) writes:
>Right, so that's what you should have come up with something better 
>than 'You're not as funny as Hitler'.  Not very difficult to be 
>sure but you didn't even try.  You just said 'I'm above being flamed'.

Honey, if I'd known that you were going to be as persistent
and as annoying as you've turned out to be, I'd have flamed
you much harder.  You see, it's sort of like trying to keep
a heckler quiet.  It's not always easy to know what kind of
response is appropriate.

>90% of t.b is less enjoyable than my "Hitler was funnier" message 
>(including everything in this thread since then).

I'm *so* glad you have such a high opinion of your article.

>You GOTTA be kiddin me.  YOU'RE accusing ME of posting for ego sake?  
>That truly IS bizarre.  All I did was post some little joke about you 
>not being as funny as Hitler.  You coulda just laughed if off but your 
>ego wouldn't let you.

I am questioning your motives for flaming as often as you
do.  Is that so hard to understand?

>>Could we be a little more boring, please?
>
>I'm glad you said 'we'.

Ah...  He's trying to be witty.  Maybe there's hope for the
boy.

-Sho
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From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: I LOVE GERMANY
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 22:50:35 GMT


In a previous article, rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) says:

>)From: Gregor Nitsche <nitsche@atmos.washington.edu)
                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>)Just to inform you: There's a whole lot more about Germany than Hitler.

>A LOVELY, JOLLY SORT.  LONG LIVE THE GERMANS!
>UBER! UBER! UBER!

 nitsche@atmos.washington.edu -- anagram (@=r)
***********************************************
   *ENOUGH*, Carasso!  *MEND* th' nitwits!!!
***********************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Compulsive Reader")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bizarre Happening
Date: 17 Aug 92 02:20:01 GMT
	<OSA.92Aug14161235@kepler.unh.edu> <1992Aug16.180022.16387@udel.edu>
Followup-To: misc.misc
Distribution: na
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: bower@pecan.cns.udel.edu's message of 16 Aug 92 18:00:22 GMT

In article <1992Aug16.180022.16387@udel.edu> bower@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Tyson Bower) writes:
   He also tells a tale of a man who was "feeling depressed" and shoved
   a lighted firecracker up his ass.  
   I just read t.b when I'm depressed....geez....

The firecracker might be less painful.
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
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From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: one-line bio
Date: 19 Aug 92 02:41:02 GMT
Organization: The Armory (crisper@armory.com)


If only he wouldn't waste his money on British comic books....

	--The Elder Dan
	"If only he wouldn't waste his money on British comic books...."
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Subject: Re: hi
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 05:12:09 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <59757@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>
>I'm new here.

Working your way up the East coast, are you?

>yong-mi
>i don't even have a telephone number

That'll keep the telemarketers away.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
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From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: In curves a stone shape
Followup-To: misc.test
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 07:11:56 GMT

In curves you are found, soft curves wearing feathers.
Suspended in the air, in curves of gravity that your
science denies, holding you there. How will you awake? 
Will it be with a pill? Will it be 
a knife through your heart?

You are in curves, and there's damned little you can
do about it. So you don't. In curves, maybe like the
snake of a river below that plane you rode here. You
saw it as glass when the sun crossed it, beaming all
those hot tiny curves inside your vision. That river
curved beneath you, like the wreaths of air spinning
around you now, gusting your hair, tickling the back
of your arm. You thought it a cushion then, with two
eyes closed, a soft landing.

             Are you dead yet? Will you ever live?
             Why has the television not saved you;
             where has the garbage truck, all hard
             and klangy, gone that it can not dump
             you twisting and sweating, a dream of
             life after death, life without death,
             life wrapped around death around love
             around the needle of pain you feel in
             the place you remember goodbyes? Then

all the curves sprout 
                      tiny 
                           feathers,  soft  as a puppy smile, glowing like
a Quiet Day when Everyone Left You Alone (and then they All Came Back!
Just for You!). In your curves, you press a button, and turn to the
smiling waitron's face, to order your last supper.
                                                  The curves that protect
                                                  your life are here to eat
                                                  with you, betray you,
                                                  comfort you in your time
                                                  of need; maybe someday
                                                  you will see them, the
                                                  bruised purple snakes that
                                                  uncoil from your head,
                                                  writhing memory into the
                                                  next future day.

                              billbill@wetware.com
                              around    you    now
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From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Gibber                                  
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 19:47:55 +0000


Gibber(ARD)
Gibber(ARD)
Gibber(ARD)
Gibber(ARD)

giBBer(ard)

GiBbEr(aRd)




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                    -  There is only one Wavey Davey    -
                    -                                   -
                    -      Ooh yeah, bang bang          -
                    -         Sex on Wheels             -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -       49% SON OF A BITCH          -
                    -        51% MOTHERFUCKER           -
                    -------------------------------------
                    -   M-O-O-N that spells Norman      -
                    -------------------------------------
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Message for CJ
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 01:45:21 GMT

In <onuba8c@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
>I will give free coffee to anybody
>who can explain to me why my mail isn't being forwarded.

Simple.

Because computers hate all human life.
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: English usage
Date: 19 Aug 92 13:42:44 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


I used to believe that simple, easily correctable errors such as its/it's were
extremely important, and that everyone should be more concerned about
using their native language correctly.

Then I read Ken Johnson's follow-up and I realized where I was heading.  I saw
that this grammar weenieness had caused a side of my personality to collapse
in upon itself like a potatoe that had started to rot.  Thanks, Ken.

So from now on I vow to make at least one error in each posting, just to
force myself to lighten the hell up.

-Tom
in the long dark miller time of the soul
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The First Letter Of Each Line: Andrew J Solberg
Date: 14 Aug 1992 04:28:15 GMT
Organization: Rice University

Anna told me ten, twenty, maybe a thousand times, but I never listened.  I
now know what I didn't then: big sisters may lie, they may cheat, they may
do terrible, awful things to you -- but in a fix, they will plop the truth
right in your arms, regardless of how scandalous and nauseating it is.  If
every younger brother in the world could learn this little lesson, I think
we would all be a lot happier.  But I guess I'm moving away from my story.

Jesus was our maintenance man for ten years, and I never clued in.  Never.

Should I have known?  Oh, sure, the curly brown hair, the tenor voice, the
orchestra of tiny cherubim -- these were hints.  Okay, the halo was just a
little suspicious, now that I think about it.  But Jesus?  Honestly, let's
be real here a second: you can't go concluding that the messiah is present
every time some beatnik with a beard ambles by.  So I went through my life
reverently praying to a figure when I could have just gone down to see the
gonif.  Now he's a famous Mr. Big Noise, though, and He screens his calls.

-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill
From: hoconnel@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Heath O'Connell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Preliminary George Michael Song Titles
Date: 19 Aug 92 00:47:39 GMT


	"Too Socially-awkward"
	"Too Smelly"
	"Too Boring"
	"Too Desirable"
	"Too Politically-correct"
	"Too Nubile"
	"Too Old"


--
		hoconnel@adelphi.physics.adelaide.edu.au
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From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: The Toilet Revolution!/Revelation!
Organization: t.b
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 17:45:04 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
> Once you have seen a member of the opposite sex brushing their teeth,
> all thoughts of lust go straight out the window.

     Gee, and here I thought *I* was the only
pervert who liked to bend her over the bathroom
windowsill and pound away while she has her
head stuck outside brushing her teeth and the
neighbors are looking at her kind of funny.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A BAD CASE OF RICTUS HEP
Date: 12 Aug 92 18:04:45 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA


Is there any known cure?

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From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 00:37:36 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN TALK.BIZARRE,ALT.ELVIS.SIGHTING mdm@shanghai.austin.ibm.com (Mike
Manning) writes:
)
)  Imaginative!  I rather enjoyed reading it.  Thanks.

I find supreme joy in this an other responses I've received to my
post, which was merely a stolen gooley post, with all proper nouns
replaces with Elvis, Priscilla, and Lisa-Marie.


All praise, all the sex, but with no effort and 1/3 fewer calories.


.
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____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
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