From: hanhvo@convex.com (Hanh Vo)
Subject: [Joke] DDe^? cho ca'c cu. nha('m ru+o+.u .........
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Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 02:02:18 GMT
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     Ta.i mo^.t la`ng no. o+? mie^`n Ba('c , cho^`ng ba` phu' ho^. gia`u
nha^'t la`ng vu+`a qua ddo+`i . Ba` phu' ho^. la`m mo^.t ca'i dda'm ma 
tha^.t lo+'n dde^? pho^ tru+o+ng su+. gia`u co' cu?a mi`nh . Ta^'t ca? 
ca'c quan , ca'c cu. tai to ma(.t bu+. o+? trong la`ng dde^`u dde^'n
vie^'ng tang . Trong ma^'y nga`y dde^m , vo^ so^' tra^u , bo` , ga` , 
lo+.n bi. gie^'t dde^? dda~i kha'ch . Ngoa`i ra , co`n co' 2 , 3 dda'm
ke`n tho^?i ddu+o+.c mo+`i dde^'n dde^? tho^?i nha.c ddie^'u tang .

     DDe^'n nga`y thu+' 3 , nhu+ thu+o+`ng le^. , ba` phu' ho^. qui` 
tru+o+'c quan ta`i kho'c ke^? i? o^i . Nhu+ng ho^m nay vi` vo^ y' , ba`
ma(.c ca'i va'y la.i que^n ma(.c qua^`n lo't o+? be^n trong . Vi` va^.y ,
ca'i cu?a nga`n va`ng vo^ ti`nh dde^? lo^. cho ca'c quan , ca'c cu. 
chie^m ngu+o+~ng . Ca'c cu. , ca'c quan lu'c ddo' dda~ uo^'ng nga` nga` ,
ma(.t ma`y ddo? ke' , ho+i tho+? bu+`ng bu+`ng , lo`ng xua^n pho+i pho+'i
cu+' ngo^`i du+.a ngu+?a ra ghe^' dda(m dda(m ngo' va`o ca'i cho^~ ddo' .
Ngu+o+`i con ga'i ba` phu' ho^. tha^'y va^.y , muo^'n le^n tie^'ng no'i
cho me. bie^'t , nhu+ng kho^? thay lu'c ddo' ba` phu' ho^. cho^?ng mo^ng
kho'c du+~ qua' , co^ con ga'i kho^ng bie^'t pha?i la`m sao , bo^~ng nghi~
ra 1 ca'ch , qui` xuo^'ng ca.nh me. , vu+`a kho'c , vu+`a nha('c khe'o 
ra(`ng :

     " O^'i gio+`i o+i !!!!! me. o+i la` me. !!!! ho^m nay la` nga`y dda'm
       ma cu?a bo^' , me. co' ba`y ve? thi` ba`y ve? vu+`a vu+`a tho^i . 
       Co+' sao me. la.i ba`y he^'t ca'i ....ca'i ddo' ra va^.y me. ????? "

     Ba` phu' ho^. va^~n vo^ ti`nh , tu+o+?ng con ga'i tra'ch mi`nh sao
ba`y ve? qua' nhie^`u ve^` ddo^` a(n , mo'n nha^.u , ke`n tho^?i .......
ne^n vu+`a kho'c , vu+`a tra'ch ra(`ng :

     " O^'i gio+`i o+i !!!!! sao con la.i ba^'t hie^'u dde^'n the^' ha?
       con ????? Ho^m nay la` nga`y ddu+a dda'm bo^' con , me. chi? ba`y
       co' 1 chu't xi'u ca'i ddo' ra tru+o+'c la` dde^? cu'ng te^' bo^'
       con , sau la` dde^? ca'c cu. , ca'c quan khoa'i kha^?u dde^? 
       nha('m ru+o+.u ......... "

     Con ga'i va` ca'c cu. : ??????????????????????????????????????????

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                            Ngu+o+`i ta dde?

    Chi. Ba ho^m nay bi. cho^`ng chu+?i ma('ng , dda'nh dda^.p mo^.t
tra^.n . Anh Ba sau khi dda'nh vo+. xong , ha^`m ha^`m bo? ddi kho?i
nha` . Chi. Ba o+? la.i tu?i tha^n , kho'c ke^? ra(`ng :

    " Thie^.t ba^y gio+` tao mo+'i ro~ ca'i bo^. ma(.t thu+.c cu?a
      ma`y !!!!! Nga`y tru+o+'c khi tao co`n con ga'i , ma`y gia? bo^.
      ma(.t dda.o ddu+'c , li.ch su+., co' ho.c dde^'n dde^? du. do^~
      tao . Ba^y gio+` la^'y ddu+o+.c tao ro^`i ma^`y mo+'i lo`i ca'i
      go^'c thu+.c cu?a ma`y ra . Ma`y tha^.t la` vu~ phu , lo`ng da.
      cha(?ng kha'c gi` loa`i ca^`m thu' ...... Ma`y thu+.c ddu'ng la`
      ddo^` chhhhhhhhhh..... "

    Vu+`a lu'c ddo' , anh Ba bu+o+'c va`o nha` nghe nhu+ va^.y , hu`ng
ho^? , 2 tay na('m la.i qua't ra(`ng :

    " DDo^` gi` ??????? Ma`y da'm no'i tao la` ddo^` gi` ha? ?????? "

    " A` !!! a` ..... tao muo^'n no'i ma`y la` ddo^` .... ddo^` .....
      ngu+o+`i ta dde? ...... "

    
					       Ha.nh Vo^`



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