From: chaneysa@nextnet.ccs.csus.edu (Steve Chaney : Borg Operating Space Systems, Revision 2.0)
Subject: Next: Mark Kaufman
Originator: chaneysa@nextnet
Organization: California State University Sacramento
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 15:27:23 GMT


Okay, folks, this is yet another investigative report for my Journalism 101
class.

If you hate Mark Kaufman, type the space bar. If you like him, pray that
your terminal respects the standard page-pause character, and if so, type
'n' right now.

If you dislike Kaufman but hate seeing him suffer, type 'n'. This is
cruelty to animals at its worst. I should be punished by the Society for
the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, as well as several chapters of People
for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, the Operation Rescue of Animal
Lovers, for this.





Mark Kaufman, where in all the swamplands of Earth did you come from? Ever
since you've walked onto USENET, you have deluged us with your ranting and
raving, rarely ever hitting anything accurately except yourself. You told
everyone on this newsgroup that they had better get used to your attitude
because banning abortion means millions and millions of dead women lying in
the streets, and it's your divine duty to hack and slash and bludgeon us
with your regular USENET Sludge, in order to stop that from happening. You
promise all of us that you will continue your ongoing war against that
mighty Theocracy that you keep reading about in the comic books. If they
show up, Mighty Mark The Irate Cough Man will come to the rescue, and in
his own fantasy world, he will beat them with one, mighty, flame-filled
post. Open comic book and read all about Mark Kaufman's fantasy world.

I fear that while Susan Garvin is off screaming at telephone poles, you
are, at the same time, yelling at fire hydrants, to get up your courage.
(Though in competing with dogs for those poor hydrants, you might
accidentally get pissed on, so please, watch for the dogs.)

You make more racially and religiously offensive comments than David Duke.
And you are the biggest threat meister that USENET has seen yet. Well,
maybe I overexaggerate that part a bit; certainly, I am far, far behind you
on this count, and I never intend to catch up.

However, I took you off the KILLfile especially to see if you would ever
threaten me like you threatened Suzanne Forgach.

I hope abortion is banned, and denied to one of your relatives. And I hope
I am big on your list of culprits, because I want to be on your list of
strike-back targets, along with Suzanne Forgach, whom you told all of
USENET, was on that list.
Go ahead, Cough Boy. You are so doggone bad that you will tell a lady that
if she is responsible for your relative not being able to get an abortion,
her life will be safer in a Turkish prison than when you get your hands on
her. Why not threaten ME like that?
Largely because you know that when it comes time to make good on that
threat, I'll end up MAILING you to the police station. I won't discuss how
you'll get into that mailbox, however, for that could be interpreted as a
threat.

You told Suzanne Forgach to get herself over to, as you called it, a
"tyranny" like Iran or Islam. Now, if that is not a racist and
anti-religious statement all combined in one sentence, I don't know what
the hell is. Pro-aborts who love Multiculturalism and who yakked on and on
in this newsgroup about how certain bigots shoulf avoid India because
unlike their stand, cows are sacred, didn't say a drop of shit about
your racist remarks about Iran. Whom America is not at war with. (Yet.) And
you also alienated an entire religion while you were at it.

You turned around and took Conrad Vincent to task. While he never said
anything about blocking clinics, it was your sorry ass that brought it up
out of THIN AIR, and it was you who told him that if he ever tried it, you
would run him over.
I pulled the same thing YOU did, and whoa, what did we have there?! Chaney
is threatening people! Shit, folks, what was Mark Kaufman doing?! Twiddling
thumbs?

You have insulted Catholics right and left, and then you ran and hid behind
your Religious Freedom barrier to avoid any responses. Hell, you insulted
Islams and Iranians, AND you threatened a WOMAN. The problem with
threatening women, is that you never know which one has been taking Karate
lessons or something. One minute, you're charging up Suzanne's yard, and
the next minute, you're logging frequent flyer mileage. All because she
was that one martial artist in the whole town that you foolishly singled
out for your physical hate campaign.
And how's about Conrad Vincent? He could be a Black Belt in Shaolin Kung
Fu. One of those 1 in 10,000. One minute you're rushing him, and the next,
you think you're hearing 12 hours' worth of Street Fighter II ringing in
your ear as the paramedics are bringing you out of unconsciousness.

THEN, and this still cracks me up, I go looking for more stuff from you,
knowing that truly, you would come through for me, and sure enough, here is
the Religious Freedom Meister Himself, with an entire article devoted to...
you guessed it! Religion. Nothing but.

And to boot, we see what you are implying with your .sig and its reference
to Pat Buchanan's phone number and address. Now, even if neither Suzanne
Forgach nor Conrad Vincent know martial arts or carry guns at home, you
know damn well that when Pat Buchanan, the fire-breathing Far Right Wing
man that he is, sees Mark Kaufman charging up his front yard, he will come
out carrying machine guns with the ammo slung over his shoulder like he was
Rambo. Mark Kaufman would learn extremely fast who the baddest man in town
is, right as Pat Buchanan hands him 10,000 pieces of high-speed explosive
evidence, delivered from the business end of two sidearm autocannons. No
fool in his right MIND would physically harass Patrick Buchanan without
having both their affairs in final order and their life insurance paid in
full.

Outside of your little fantasy, Mark Kaufman, I suspect that you are a
religious zealot trying to cover yourself up by uncovering others of your
mentality. However inaccurate you are, in the effort. I can't tell what
religion you are a part of, and it hardly matters.

Outside your little fantasy, Kaufman, you are rejected by people in your
own camp. Yours is clearly and pointedly a one-man crusade - HITORI DAKE,
as the Japanese would say.

Close comic book.

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From article by bc744@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark Ira Kaufman):

>Furthermore, some of us think that the Church is
> full of shit!  I don't normally like to insult another's beliefs,
				- Mark Ira Kaufman to Conrad Vincent

> If you are into that sort of tyranny, an
> Islamic country, such as Iran, might be the place for you.  
>
>                                I think that if that were to
> happen, you would be safer in a Turkish prison than anywhere that
> I could get to you.  
>
>    Pray to Jesus.  Confess.  Do that flesh eating, blood drinking
> thing that you Catholics do.  

				- Mark Ira Kaufman to Suzanne Forgach

- Things Mark Ira Kaufman would never in his right mind, say to me,
because chiefly, I'm too fierce for the man. 
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