HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Rutgers F Republican seeking same in M
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 04:39:21 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.034245.3478@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>>>well hey, it's amazing your flaming hasn't already knocked out some of
>>>the supports in the building you're in and brought it crashing down
>>>on you - what do you have to worry about someone else in a nearby building?
>>   He does have a point, Jessica.  You do flame everyone, and then when
>>someone else posts some flamage, you flame them _for_ flaming, and hope you're
>>not near them.  If you dish it out, you ought to be able to take it, too. :)

actually, that really wasn't my point. I didn't have one, other than that
she who wields the flamethrower should take a certain interest in civil
engineering. :)

>At CORE on no please not there. Sigh. And *I* am not even near Rutgers
>you boob. Gosh. You of course manage to leave out that when i do find
>something i consider a good post, flame or otherwise, i give credit
>where it's due, so why shouldn't i flame something i see fit to flame?

I'd say you're doing a good job. just watch where you aim those flames -
leave the building supports in place and you'll be ok. :)

-bacon of the sarcastic comments
From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Is this a joke?!
Date: 22 Dec 92 19:54:13 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <Bzn1AD.JKw@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>In article <f=s2+tk@rpi.edu>, petitc@vccnw04.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) says most sayishly:
>>pamaga@biobase.aau.dk (Paulo Magalhaes) writes:
>>
>>>Be serious, you people out there!
>>>This is the first time I'm reading this newsgroup (big Xmas
>>>present from our administrator...), and I can't believe it's
>>>true!
>>>Why don't you try spending less time over the keyboard and
>>>a bit more with nice, _real_ people ? It's much more fun
>
>You're right.  The people on the net are just fake.  DAMN!  :)

Wait, you mean...

what about that cogito ergo sum thingy.

I don't think<POP!!>
.

<squish...>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU ()
Subject: Dumb
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 10:04:16 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

To: crazym@terapin.com
Subject: Re: DAMMIT!!!
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523
Cc: 
Bcc: 

In article <crazym.2wx5@terapin.com> you write:
>I see that most people are very ignorant around here.  I understand what is
>being tried to be said here, much less being with non-intelligence.  I am tired
>of hitting the proverbial "N" and have recieved mail from many supporting me in
>what I've said.  Please, I emplore you, take your idle chatter else where...
>this is not the sub nor the topic area for such stupid chatter about nonsense.

	Since you say that most people here are ignorant here, then why do
	you suppose that We, toph, jessica, and cassie, have the filled mail 
	boxes, we too have recieved main which supports our side so if you 
	really want what you say you want, no 'idle chatter' then drop it
	cause your just gonna get flamed for it, even if i'm the only one
	left on the term over TOPHmas i'll see that you get your share.

	So just drop it and hope in your mind that i do to // NOT!


	LET'S HEAR ALL THESE E-MAIL RESPONDERS YOU HAVE SAY IT TO MY FACE
	OF AT LEAST THE PEOPLE HERE ON THE NEWSGROUP,  WASTING
	BANDWIDTH IS NOT GOING TO HURT JUST ONCE.  IF YOU ARE REALLY
	CONCERNED THEN POST ONCE TO SAVE MANY!!!
	HA!

	lates
	ChrisTOPHer Johnston
	cs151kx@lamar.colostate.edu

	Confucius said, " The men of P'u are ready to defend
			their country to the last man, and the
			women , too, are ready to defend their homes.  
			What we want to punish, however, are only four or 
			five of the rebel leaders."



Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: Scrap this NewsGroup
Organization:  Funk the Dumb Stuff!
Distribution: alt.personals
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 02:55:14 GMT

gopal@nx33.mik.uky.edu (P Gopalakrishnan) writes:
>Has anyone benifitted from posting an article to this group? What chance do you
>give yourself of meeting someone over the net? It's a case of Red Herring. 
>Women post to boost their sagging morale and men keep arguing why women don't 
>post. And the anonymous services are a boon to pranksters. I think you guys 
>should think about saving the bandwidth. 

You mean those 80+ people that showed up to the TygerBoink were just VIRTUAL
PEOPLE?! Aw...shit...*sulk* *pout* 

>--Gopal.
>
>p.s: I was new to this net and tried my hands at a few posts, till I learnt
>     that this group serves no purpose.

So why bother trying to impress up with your wit and *snort* wisdom?

Tyger
>
>
>All flames ---> /dev/null


-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an4343@anon.penet.fi (WoodsMan)
Subject: looking for  WoodsLust
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 16:17:24 GMT



MWM in five collage area of NewEngland seeking *F who's looking for
lust not love.

You must like spending time outdoors in the fields and forests, by
the rivers and streams; out in the wilds giving passionate screams.

Cum on - Drop a dime;
WWoodsMan

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From: info@ccsvax.sfasu.edu (SFASU Anonymous account)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,soc.penpals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: SM ISO Female pen pal (for friendship only)
Date: 31 Dec 92 00:42:27 CST
Reply-To: z_woodsjl@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

Hello,
 
My name is Jason and I am seeking a Female penpal.  I am a 22, soon to be 23,
year old Collage student from Texas.  I am going to be in town throughout the
holiday.  I am within one semester from graduating with a degree in education
(elementry).  I plan to be an elementry school teacher (3-5 grade).  I wanted
to teach in the middle school grades, but I soon learned after student teaching
that I was a nice guy, my prof. actually said that I had a nuturing personality
that would be taken advantage of by adolescent children.  
    
I do not discriminate based on age (either young or old), race or status. 
Remember, I am only looking for a pen pal not a romantic relationship.  I am
not looking for E-mail sex, or am I wanting to get hooked up.  I just want to
make e-mail friends, to corespond with.
    
    			Jason
    
reply to--     SMTP%"z_woodsjl@ccsvax.sfasu.edu"
From: polecat!steve@cacti.mcws.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.sex.wanted,alt.personals
Subject: Re: Xmas sex wanted
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 06:26:25 PST
Organization: The Wacko Family, Tujunga CA

casey@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov (Sean Casey GSFC (301)286-4558) writes:

> In article <1992Dec14.213140.6560@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, daj3m@helga2.acc
> > 
> >	Hey there...  I JUST graduated a few days ago and I'm about

> >D.
> 
> Yea, right! I think you forgot to preface this with 'Dear Santa'
> 
> SC (ho-ho-ho)
> 

Jeez... did somebody decide to moderate this group too ? I did'nt see anything
wrong with his post ( other than the fact that it's not what I was looking 
for ). After all this is alt.sex.WANTED. 


_______________________________________________________________________________

           Steve			         polecat@cacti
           Free your mind and the rest will follow, - En Vogue
_______________________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: Is this a joke?!
Organization:  I'm part of a massive Blonde Conspiracy
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 07:21:15 GMT

petitc@vccnw04.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>pamaga@biobase.aau.dk (Paulo Magalhaes) writes:
>
>>Why don't you try spending less time over the keyboard and
>>a bit more with nice, _real_ people ? It's much more fun
>>and the chance that you'll _really_ end up with a dream in
>>your arms is much, MUCH, higher...
>
>  As for where I am---most of the girls here---well, they're GIRLS, and I'm
>looking for charming WOMEN.  To me, a Woman (tm) is someone who:
>
> (1) Isn't afraid to tell me what she's feeling, even if it might upset me,
> (2) Is versitile,
> (3) Is passionate and a true romantic.
>
>  Seems I'll be waiting a long time.  Oh well.

Take heart! The One For You is probably just around the corner! :)

Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: esteward@next11.isi.edu (Elaine Steward)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Birthdays and aging...
Date: 23 Dec 92 21:01:49 GMT

In article <mike_steiner-221292113405@192.35.50.131>  
mike_steiner@qm.claris.com (Mike Steiner) writes:
> In article <1992Dec21.023731.7951@oz.plymouth.edu>,
> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) wrote:
       ****stuff about age omitted *****8
> 
> I'm feeling positively ancient.  Jan 20th, 1993 will be the first time  
in
> my life that I'll be older than the president of the United States...
> <sigh>

Now, either you're older than the president or you arent!  Which will it  
be?

elaine (who is for sure older than the president)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: petitc@vccnw06.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: SF ISO S*M
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 05:52:37 GMT

wtr@mitre.org (Bill Ralston) writes:

>In article <264@cnmhnet.UUCP>, keithg@cnmhnet.UUCP (keith garrard) wrote:
>> 
>> In article <1992Dec18.023412.21607@nuscc.nus.sg> ccewwm@nusunix1.nus.sg (Wong Wui Ming) writes:
>> >After going out with a few women in early 30s, I am inclined to believe
>> >these women are too firm in their thinking such that if you are
>> >considering serious relationship with view to marriage, you are most
>> >certainly rejected if you do not fit their "ideal".  
>> 
>> Yes Wong, I agree with you whoeheartedly.  If you
>> get a woman in her 30's who has been living on her own
>> for a while, and who is independent, then you might
>> as well forget her.  She is used to doing what she wants
>> when she wants, and she won't be interested in a man tying
>> her down.  Whereas, women in their 20's are usually more
>> adventurous , and in the mood to try anything.  They are
>> definitely more appealing also, as their skin hasn't
>> developed that "leathery feel" due to years of being
>> in the sun.

  Also, younger women are MUCH more fickle with their attentions, and tend
to have a MUCH shorter attention span.  One minute, they could be hanging
all over you like a cheap suit, and the next, they say "I just want to be
friends, Ok?"  Also, older women (as I've said before) are less likely to
play head games.

 I'd MUCH rather hear "I'm not interested in dating you but I really do care
for you as a friend," then ask why they don't want to date me and hear "
Because you're too weird for my tastes." than to get the young woman answer:
"I dunno."  or "No spark" (Yes, Virginia, lack of a spark can be a reason,
but too often, it's given as the End-All and Be-All of relationships).

>Oh yeah, great idea, marry some young women who has no idea what she wants
>out of life yet, but is willing to try anything.  Can you guess what's
>going to happen in a few years when she figures out what she wants out of
>life and is sick of being "tied down"...

  I can guess.  And methinks that's the reason that there are so many
divorces?  (people getting involved before knowing what they want).  Hey,
I KNOW what I want, and won't settle for less---I owe women that much and
owe myself that.  And I appreciate a woman who knows what she wants and isn't
afraid to go get it.

  Count one vote for older women.  So far we have an informal tally of:

Older Women: 2
Younger Women: 1

  Any other takers?


-- 
Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
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If your fondest wish is to fly, don't draw up plans for flippers.
From: tps@jptcs.COM (Tim Sailer)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I'm so overwhelmed (FYI)
Date: 21 Dec 92 13:47:42 GMT
Organization: JPT Computer Solutions
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Kenneth B Anderson (anderskb@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu) wrote:
: In article <1992Dec16.200938.11403@ultb.isc.rit.edu>  
: wba2320@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
: > btw... has anyone seen how the girl at KLICHTMA@ACPUB.DUKE.EDU has never 
: > logged in to her account... why do idiots insist upon posting from other
: > people's accounts?
: > 
: > Odie
: 
: I might make mention that not all operators keep this information updated.  
: I know that at my school they don't.  Two weeks after I began logging on  
: to my account daily, my account said I hadn't logged on.  I know other  
: schools like this as well.  

$10.00 says you have an account on a VAX running Ultrix, without auditing 
turned on. When you are logged on, you can finger yourself and see you
logged on, log out, and when someone fingers you, they see 'never logged on'.
Try it on t3y@dsunx1.dsrd.ornl.gov (my account)......

Tim
-- 
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JPT Computer Solutions - SCO Sales/Consulting/Administration and Mangling
PO Box 423 Mt Sinai, NY 11766
(516) 331-9001
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.5512@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Gomez seeks Morticia
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.5512@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 92 15:14:09 GMT
X-Iso: SF


			GOMEZ SEEKS MORTICIA

(swm iso swf, sf bay area)

	If you love to walk through the woods on a sunday morning, if an 
auto accident makes you giggle, if you have a favorite serial killer, if old 
victorian homes make your quiver, THEN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MY SWEET? Can you 
slip from being a pretty tomboy in dirty bluejeans to being a shimmering 
beauty in velvet and lace? Do you smile and laugh easily? Then your handsome 
Witch awaits you. 

	I'm looking for a woman between 20 and 27, living in the SF bay 
area. I do not smoke, drink or use drugs and would appreciate the same in 
you. I enjoy painting, photography, music and alternative culture. 
Looking for someone mature, open-minded, capable of discussing problems 
openly, equally comfortable leading and following. I love nature and am 
constantly tracking in the fields and forests. I am Pagan and would hope 
that you are too or are understanding and not prejudiced.

Vital Stats: 25yo, green eyes, shoulder length sable hair, 5'11", 160 lbs, 
wicked smile, I look like something between Errol Flynn and Jim Morrison.


I promise to answer all replies.	Come to me my charnel lilly! 

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From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,soc.singles
Subject: Re: SF ISO S*M
Date: 23 Dec 92 19:52:27 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Dec23.180421.24348@tandem.com> leo@cpd.Tandem.COM (Leo Hejza) writes:
>In article <72244@cup.portal.com>, MPT@cup.portal.com (Michal P Todorovic) writes:
|>which doesn't sound very good.
|>
|>- Greetings,
|>
|>which is my new personal favorite
|
|There are some of us who were 18 in the late 60's and early 70's who
|really dreaded getting a letter which started with that word.

Granted that wasn't very popular.  Fortunately I just missed those letters.
Barely.  Almost as bad are the many letters I've received that begin with:

Dear John,

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an3690@anon.penet.fi (Lash)
Subject: Hello Everyone
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 22:24:00 GMT

Hi Ho and away we go!
Duh..
Could someone (a kindhearted soul) please email me at this address
to tell me that this made it through. I can't read this group at 
my site and I'd like to know it got posted before I post a real
personal. Thanks in advance.
Lash
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From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Women's Postings
Date: 22 Dec 92 19:39:02 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <1992Dec21.144536.19389@syacus.acus.oz.au> william@syacus.acus.oz.au (William Mason) writes:
>
<blather from some other guy deleted...>

>Hmmm, I glad that there is a backhanded apology.  At least you showed some 
>cool there.  Now, you're thinking clearly ... who will respond to your 
>message ?  That is, I mean, what type of person ????
>

Jessica (that's how you want your name spelled, right hon? :) perhaps?

just a thot.

l.

a.
.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an2019@anon.penet.fi
Subject: NEED TO CONTACT *WF . URGENT .
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 15:33:33 GMT



 I am interested in contacting ONLY  *WF below 40.
 Your location does not matter, since most of the
 relationship will be thru e-mail. However, if things
 work out really well, I can travel .... though not 
 too often. I'd like it if you live nearby.

 I am MWF in the Baltimore-Washington,D.C. area. I'm
 32. I wish to exchange fantasies with other young women
 and see if there is any woman interested in the ones I 
 have. 

 I AM PARTICULARLY SEEKING WOMEN WHO HAVE ACTUALLY
 LIVED OUT FANTASIES SINCE I NEED HELP IN GETTING STARTED.

 If things work out, we may also get together if you wish ,and 
 live out some of our fantasies together. I am ready to join 
 married couples for experimentation. BTW I am hetero as 
 of now, but am bi-curious.

 Only serious replies, please.

 HAPPY HOLS !!

 
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From: tonyl@vcd.hp.com (Tony Long)
Subject: Re: Is this a joke?!
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 16:50:05 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard VCD
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Paulo Magalhaes (pamaga@biobase.aau.dk) wrote:
: Be serious, you people out there!
: 
	Hey, I *am* serious!

	But seriously, why be serious in a place like this?

	Well, on a more serious note, I've been married a loooong time
	to a nice woman, and most likely will remain so!

	But, I do like to communicate!

	And hey, if there are free-spirited women here who like to get
	in touch via e-mail and mutually share thoughts/pleasures/fantasies, 
	I would love to hear from you and enjoy "talking" with you--I 
	like to stimulate the pleasure zones!

	So, back to having fun--


				Tony
From: reidyj@storm.CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Attention New Englanders (FYI)
Date: 4 Jan 93 00:41:39 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, Oregon State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: storm.cs.orst.edu

In article <C0Av57.64E@panix.com> jis@panix.com (Jack Szwergold) writes:
>
>Gimme a break please, NYC isn't thaaaaaaat bad.  I live and work here.....
>

Welll, OK.  Actually, NYC, The City, isn't all that bad.  Long
Island, on the other hand has very little to  recommend it.  But
then, I was commuting all the way from California (speaking of places
with little to recommend them) to Grumman and was working a zillion
hours a day in a freezxing cold computer room where we had our model
set up!

If you like Italian food or fish, it's GREAT!  And I did have a good
time on my visits to Manhattan!  I could be quite comfortable in the
Dakota, or somewhere over on the east side.
From: v151luy2@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott D McGinnis)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Females for talk 12/21 til 9:00 est
Date: 21 Dec 92 23:44:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Hey I'm logged on here give me a ring...

							S
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an286@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Re: J_baby-beating a dead horse
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 22:58:51 GMT

>In article <1992Dec23.135642.6278@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> ljarvie@nyx.cs.du.edu (L
ee Jarvie) writes:
>So why not follow-up and have fun reading it on a.p; allowing a.p.a to
>maintain a low volume of traffic. Please spare a.p.a this mindless noise.
>
>I too think you folks should continue posting; only keep it on a.p.
>a.p.a isn't meant for discussions.

Yeah, right.  How soon we forget that the original purpose of
alt.personals was, uhh, you know, personals.  Back then, the cry
was "keep your mindless babble in the appropriate mindless-babble
groups like alt.sex and soc.singles."  And then the noisy cretins,
with their deliberately obtuse bullbleep about "but if it's about
me, it's personal, so there," spoiled this group completely,
so alt.personals.ads was created for, uhh, you know, personal ads.
Now the same gang of idiots, or their intellectual peers, are shouting
"But if it advertises my personality, it must be a personal ad,
so there."  Anyone for creating alt.personals.ads.only?  And then, a
year later, we'll have alt.personals.ads.only.really.i.mean.it, and then
alt.personals.ads.for.people.who.are.advertising.to.meet.other.people.
with.specific.characteristics.and.thats.all.nothing.else.really.

It won't help.  One of the Eternal Truths of Usenet: there's no escaping
from idiots.

ObPersonal: hey, I don't have to put an ObPersonal here, because
this is alt.personals, where personals are not obligatory.  However,
if any literate and articulate person would like to exchange mail with
a 30-something straight white male, who is not looking for anything in
particular, with the object of fun in whatever form it might take, well,
that would be ok.
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