From: briggs@air.atmo.arizona.edu (William Briggs)
Newsgroups: alt.paranormal
Subject: PSYCHIC DIGEST 7
Date: 28 Jul 92 15:33:06 GMT
Organization: Department of Atmospheric Physics

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*        P S Y C H I C  D I G E S T       N U M B E R  7       *                
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*   This week in PSYCHIC DIGEST:  Comics (without pictures)    *                
*   returns.  Be sure to submit your Psychic Predictions (see  *                
*   below.  News from the second Harmonica Convergence and     *                
*   much much more! Reprints of # 6 are available: just ask!   *                
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*        C O M I C S  ( w i t h o u t  p i c t u r e s)        *                
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*              The Adventures Of PSYCHIC MAN !                 *                
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*         CHAPTER TWO:  Realization!                           *                
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*   SCENE:  Carl Sargent, still shaken after his encounter     *                
*           with the UFO, sits bedazzled.  Old Geller is       *
*           nearby.                                            *
*   "What does this al mean Old Geller, what is to become of   *                
*   me boy?"                                                   *
*   "You must use your powers for the betterment of mankind."  *                
*   Old Geller Speaks.                                         *                
*   Carl was having a New Age epiphany.  A look of realization *                
*   spread across his face (ultra-blue auraic).                *                
*   "Let's go boy!" Carl stood and ran across the glade. "To   *                
*   the kitchen supply store!"                                 *                
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*   NEXT EPISODE:  Carl has "an unintentional interchange of   *                
*                  sounds in words."                           *
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*   DATELINE SEDONA, ARIZONA: The Second Harmonica Convergence *                
*   Lem Polomski reporting.  I had missed the first Harmonica  *                
*   Convergence as I was touring Lichtenstein with the Borscht *                
*   Five Polka band, so you can imagine my excitment when I    *                
*   discovered that I would be in Arizona for the famed event. *                
*   I arrived early.  I worked feverously the night before,    *                
*   polishing my best Steinowski--a fortysix holer: I would be *                
*   ready.  At five many hundreds were milling around on the   *                
*   Mesa; many still in their bathrobes. When would we play! I *                
*   kept my beloved Steinowski under wraps as no one else had  *                
*   their harmonica out.  Finally everyone joined hands in a   *
*   large circle.  They began humming.  Concert C!  They were  *
*   about to tune up.  In my excitment I pulled out my brass   *
*   beauty and began a impassioned rendition of the "She's Too *
*   Fat For Me" Polka.  I would show these Americans a true    *
*   Harmonica Convergence.  Imagine my confusion when no one   *
*   joined in.  Instead several of the bathrobed convergers    *
*   chased after me with large crystalline rocks, chanting in  *
*   in a strange language.  I left, dejected. I washed away my *
*   troubles with some tasty cabbage rolls and coffee and am   *
*   now a wiser, more spiritualy fulfilled person.             *
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*   PSYCHIC PREDICTION '92: Call for Papers.  The 22nd annual  *                
*   Psychic Prediction conference will be held in Mystic, PA,  *
*   on 1 September, at the corner of 3rd and Main. All Psychics*
*   and would-be Psychics are asked to submit ALL psychic pre- *
*   dictions for AUGUST 1992 to this E-mail address.  Predic-  *
*   tions will be posted by category in a later addtion of     *
*   PSYCHIC DIGEST.  ##ALL## predictions must be received prior*
*   to August first.  Also include election predictions.       *
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*   SPECIAL NOTE:  To those of you who worship the Mother God- *                
*   dess of Earth, Life-Giver of the Planet, The Omnipotent    *                
*   one; She is once again running low on funds.  Love Offer-  *                
*   ings will be accepted at this address.  Please, no checks. *
*   Says The Great One:  "They're Hell to cash!"               *
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*   That's it for PSYCHIC DIGEST this time.  Next time look    *                
*   for the return of PSYCHIC MAN! As well as more exciting    *                
*   news.    Remember our maxum:  It Wouldn't Be True If So    *                
*   Many People Believed It !                                  *                
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