From: pluto@hb1.EBay.Sun.COM (Ly' Tre Ta^`u)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [AD] Veterinarian - Chuye^n Tri. cho' -die^n
Date: 27 Aug 92 21:16:18 GMT
Reply-To: pluto@hb1.EBay.Sun.COM

Thu' Y Si~: 
    To^i te^n la` Ly' Tre Ta`u, tru+o+'c ha`nh nghe^` tri. be^.nh TRI~
    qua nhu+~ng phu+o+ng thuo^'c gia truye^`n ta.i VN.
    Tu+` tri~ ma.ch lu+o+n, tri~ lo`i dom, tri~ "Ca? Vie^.t"
    to^i -de^`u tri. qua. Tu+` be^.nh tri~ "Ca? Vie^.t", la`m
    cho con ngu+o+`i ta kho^ng bie^'t khi na`o la` ngu+o+`i,
    khi na`o la` va^.t, tu+` -do' sinh ra be^.nh ro^'i loa.n tha^`n
    kinh, kho^ng chi.u nha^.n mi`nh la` ngu+o+`i nu+~a.
    Tha`nh ra to^i pha?i -do^?i nghe^` la`m Thu' Y Si~, chuye^n mo^n
    tri. be^.nh cua? nhu+~ng con cho' nu+?a ngu+o+`i, nu+?a ngo+.m,
    bi. mo.i ngu+o+`i ruo^`ng bo?, che^ bai, -do`i ca('n mo.i ngu+o+`i
    tre^n "net".
    -De^? kho?i la`m cho net bi. "moderated", nay to^i xin du`ng
    nhu+~ng phu+o+ng thuo^'c bi' truye^`n -de^? tri. nhu+~ng con
    cho' -die^n nay`, -da(.c bie^.t la` 2 con: Handsome Stranger,
    va` con "Nha~n Lo^`ng", Long Nguyen.
    Sau -da^y la` lo+`i qua?ng ca'o cua? to^i:

    - Chuye^n Tri. cho' -die^n, hay -de doa. ca('n ngu+o+`i
      -Da(.c bie^.t loa.i cho' hay sua? "ca('n ca(.c", va` mu~i
      bi. -die^'c, kho^ng -da'nh ho+i -du+o+.c, chi? -doa'n
      mo`. -Da^y la` ca(n be^.nh kinh nie^n cua? loa`i cho'
      "Ba('c " hay tu+. cho no' la` "Lao~ Tu+o+'ng","tru+` gian,
      die^.t ba.o", do -do' tu+` nhu+~ng chu+~ "Ba('c" va` "Lao~",
      -da~ sinh ra danh tu+~ cho' "Ba('c Cu.".

    - Cho' -Du+.c, hay sua? mo^.t ca'ch tho^ bi?, "ma`y, tao.
      to^i, to+'" ca('n ca`n no+i co^ng co^.ng.

    - Chuye^n Tri. nhu+~ng bie^'n chu+'ng cua? co+n -die^n nhu+ sau:
        - Ha(m doa. kha'ch bo^. ha`nh vu`ng Denver

        - -Do^? thu+`a, va` hay ke^u ca ta^'t ca? la` do Tu'
          Xua^'t, -dau cu~ng ke^u Tu' Xua^'t, ca`ng le^n co+n
          -die^n thi` ca`ng ga`o Tu' Xua^'t.
          Cha(?ng chi.u kie^'m logged file ma` -doc. !!!

        - Khoe "ca^`n ca^u" hay "ca^.u cho'" "cu+'ng nhu+
          -dinh, Da^?u cho con ta^`u co' rung rinh!!!".

        - Sua? a^`m i~ tre^n "cho+. ca'" nhu+ -de doa.
          ca('n kha'ch qua -du+o+`ng o+? Denver,
            "DDi.t me. !!!  Da^.y ddo+`i
          vu+`a pha~i tho^i em a.  NGHE CHU+A CON DDI~???"

        - -Doa'n mo`, chu+?i bo+'i um xu`m tre^n SCV.
           Va` co`n gio+? ca'i gio.ng "mafioso" tre^n "net".
          "SE? CHO CHU'NG LE^N THO+'T CU`NG MO^.T LU+O+.T!!!!!!"

        - Khi co+n -die^n no^?i le^n thi` ba('t -da^`u sua?
          "D.M", nhu+ng la.i pha^n bua chi? chu+?i the^`
          vi` bi. -die^n. Ga(.p ai phe^ bi`nh, thi` cu~ng do+?
          ma`y, tao, to^i to+', tuy nhie^n la.i vo^~ ngu+.c
          cho ra(`ng cho' ta do`ng do~i qua^n khuye^?n,
          "tru+` gian, die^.t ba.o".

        - Khi co+n -die^n le^n -de^'n cu+.c -do^., va` kho^ng
          ti`m ra ngu+o+`i -de^? ca('n thi`
          "Yes! I am crazy!! Who isn't!!! You must be the sanest of
          the insane!!!"

        - Nhi`n nhu+~ng ngu+o+`i kho^ng ve vuo^'t cho' ta nhu+
          ke? thu` va` cho le^n list "Phong Tha^`n" !!!
          Thu' Y Si~ ky` na`y cha('c cu~ng le^n ba?ng "Phong Tha^`n"

        - Loa.i cho' na`y cu~ng cu+'ng -da^`u, kho' da.y kho^ng
          bao gio+` bie^'t a(n na(n ho^'i lo^~i
            "I never apology for my actions..."

        - Loa.i cho' na`y ra^'t la` CHO' MA', "vu+`a -da'nh tro^'ng,
          vu+`a a(n cu+o+'p", khi chu+?i thie^n ha. thi` cho la`
          "QUA^N KHUYE^?N", "tru+` gian, die^.t ba.o". Co`n lu'c bi.
          thie^n ha., chu+?i thi` "MO^`N LOA ME'P GIA?I", la` chi?
          muo^'n tha^n thie^.n, va^~y -duo^i, gio+~n vo+'i netters.
          O^i chao, ca'i bo^. ma(.t "Nguy. Qua^n Tu+?", Nha.c Ba^'t
          Qua^`n, o^'i gi+o+`i o+i ca'i ti`nh huynh -de^. cua? 
          ha`ng cho' ma'. He^'t doa. da^~m thi` la.i do+? ca'i tro` 
          cho va`o danh sa'ch, la`m tui Ly' Tre Ta^`u nga`y -de^m
          chi? muo^'n no^?i tie^'ng tha`nh ra pha?i xin va`o ca'i ba?ng
          "Phong Tha^`n" na`y va^.y.

        - Ngoa`i ra co`n co' nhu+~ng cho' -da^`y to+'(VO G. NGHI) 
          ti'nh -du+o+`ng cu+'u chu?, cha.y ra ba`y -da(.t go+~ ro^'i.
          Ca'i ma`n na`y cu~ng -du+o+.c la('m -da^'y, mo^.t tha(`ng
          la`m cho', cho "Ca^.u Cho'" chu+?i, ro^`i "Ca^.u Cho'" xo'a
          te^n tre^n ba?ng "Phong Tha^`n", sau -do' cha.y ra va^~y
          -duo^i mu+`ng chu?, tha^.t la` co^ng "khuye^?n ma~".

    Be^.nh -die^n na`y se~ -du+o+.c chu+~a tri. tu+` nhu+~ng
    phu+o+ng thuo^'c gia truye^`n cho -de^'n nhu+~ng phu+o+ng
    pha'p hie^.n -dai.

    - Thuo^'c gia truye^`n, tu+` qua^`n lo't -da`n ba`,
      -de^'n chuo^'i xanh, "cu+'ng nhu+ -dinh" se~ -du+o+.c a'p
      du.ng. -Da(.c bie^.t, co' ma'y "vibrator" cho cho' thu+.c
      ta^.p CA('N.

    - Nhu+~ng phu+o+ng pha'p to^'i ta^n, hie^.n -dai nhu+
      CA('T, -DO^'T, CO^.T "ca^.u cho'" nhu+ -da~ -du+o+.c
      a'p du.ng trong bi.nh tri~ ha^.u mo^n. Thu'-Y si~
      chuye^n mo^n, nhie^`u na(m kinh nghie^.m se~ co`n
      hu+o+'ng da^~n phu+o+ng pha'p "HOA.N CHO'" -de^? cho'
      mau lo+'n va` tro+? ne^n hie^`n la`nh, ngoan ngoa~n
      kho^ng ca^`n su+. da^.y do^~ cua? chu? nha^n.
      Ba?o -da?m se~ la`m cho cho' he^'t bi.nh -die^n cuo^`ng,
      -DA'NH -DI~, -DO^.NG -DU+.C va` do+? tro` tu.c ti~u
      cho^'n co^ng co^.ng.
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