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From: brent.mason@uuworld.via.mind.ORG (Brent Mason) 
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: ARE ALL MEN JERKS????
Date: 24 Jan 93 00:02:00 GMT
Reply-To: brent.mason@uuworld.via.mind.ORG (Brent Mason) 
Distribution: world
Organization: Micro Exchange - Kenwood, CA - 707-833-4032

ME. From: evansmp@uhura.aston.ac.uk (Mark Evans)
  . Newsgroups: alt.personals
  . Subject: Re: ARE ALL MEN JERKS?????
  . Message-ID: <1993Jan19.084727.16916@aston.ac.uk>
  . Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1993 08:47:27 GMT
  .
  . Matt (mhamrick@halite) wrote:
  . : auxier@ab.wvnet.edu writes:
  . : :
  . : :
  . : : ARE ALL MEN JERKS??? I WAS JUST WONDERING. I HAVE MET VERY FEW THAT ARE
  . : :
  . From the above example
  . All jerks are mortal can be rewritten as Some mortals are jerks thus
  . Some men are jerks
  .
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  . Mark Evans                                   |evansmp@uhura.aston.ac.uk

       At least someone here know's their logic.

       Brent Mason
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From: ap.8147@cupid.sai.com
Subject: GWM ISO OLDER GWM
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 18:26:10 GMT
X-Iso: GM


Hi guys.  I am a 20-year-old guy looking for an older gentleman to show me
around.  I am 6'1" with brown hair/blue eyes and weigh 210lbs.  If you 
would like to show a younger dude the ropes and are in the NYC area, 
please respond

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From: an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn)
Subject: DID NOT POST..!!
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 11:06:33 GMT

I did not post a request for email to talk sex, I told you that I was not
giong to post but READ the net , I will NOT reply to anymore eamil only
the ones I write to now..
 I can assume someone took the orgional article and with a bit of computer
knowledge posted it..!!!  
 I DID NOT POST----  HI GUYS... for a 2nd time...


Michelle Lynn 
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From: redman@selway.umt.edu (e-mail me if my .plan file doesn't show up.  please!)
Subject: Re: Who Reads this Newsgroup? RESULTS OF SURVEY
Organization: University of Montana
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:03:52 GMT

heinz 57.  it means a person of many backgrounds and nationalities.  just
like heinz makes several different things.  i've never heard it being related
to dogs but i'm sure if you wanted to you could. we always just called them
mutts.  i can't believe that this is general knowledge since i've lived in
all the different regions of the us and have heard it used just about 
everywhere.  guess that's what you get for assuming.  and as everyone
else has mentioned or asked "why the hell did this thing get posted twenty
times?"  there i was sitting at my terminal and the reader said *23 new 
articles have been threaded*.  i thought great more stuff to read.  but no.

redman

-- 
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these damn sigs really bother me.  same goes for .plans and .projects.
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From: smithrud@advtech.uswest.com ()
Subject: Re: Gawd Damn
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 06:01:02 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.190642.23305@ultb.isc.rit.edu> gnb7781@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>	You know this is my second time posting on a.p, but i read it daily and
>love to watch everyone one-up everyone else.  The conversations going on here
>are some of the most entertaining i've ever seen.  At one time a.p was what it 
>was originally intended to be, and lately it seems that it has taken a turn,
>for better or worse.  As everyone should know, the ideas expressed are those
>of, individuals, and, here comes the tricky part, one has the right to express
>them.  Yes even if he/she says something about you.  So you wanna flame 'em? 
>Feel free, as many of you do.  But the thing that gets me is why it must go on
>for days on end, sometimes even longer.  Gaaaawwwwddddd  DAMN, it's been
>how long since Rai posted her .gif?  And look, people are still writing shit
>about it.  If you have comments, good or bad, then post it.  But don't drag it
>out forever.  Are you gonna still be flaming her for her .gif when i graduate? 
>And one part where many of you are stumbling, is notice how Rai, doesn't say 
>very much.  Smart girl!!!  You guys are fighting amongst yourselves over a .gif
>that was more or less requested.  Geeeesh!!!  Over a .gif, c'mon guys!!!
>	Personally, i have talked to Rai, and have, formulated my own ideas. 
>As for the .gif.  Not bad.  She actually is pretty 'cute'.  I know Rai doesn't
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


George, you seem to have fallen right in with the group that continues
to "review" a "particular topic" that you were just saying a few lines
back that you wanted to see die out.  Nice try, though. ;)

Cari


P.S.  I agree with you, however, that some topics don't need to go on
      forever and [wrestling one hand away from the keyboard] I'm trying
      oh so hard not to contribute!  =)


> 
>
>until next time...........
>
>George


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARRIED DORKS!
Originator: bbooth@bcrks6
Reply-To: bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth)
Organization: BNR, Ottawa, ON, Canada
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 18:52:30 GMT


Heath A. Strickland writes:
> This guy must be taking some kinda fish hormones but he does have a goood  
> point!  Marriage isn't a committment to be taken as lightly as these "open  
> relationships" make it to be.  You don't marry a girl just because you  
> love her,  (you move in with her and get close to her then),  marriage is  
> COMMITTMENT!!!   Yes that includes sexually.  This is why many of us  
> bachelors are still bachelors because we actually believe marriage is  
> committment and we just can't commit.  However,  I do see how marriage  
> could be just a convienient set up for a couple and they don't care  
> whether one sleeps around or nothing.  I don't think we should call this  
> marriage.....rather how about "welded"  instead of "wedded".  Then instead  
> of MWM seeking sex it can be WWM seeking sex and we'll all know where the  
> guy stands with his wife.

Gee, it's so nice to see a bachelor, that can't commit, talk about what
happens in an open marriage/relationship.


    __o     Brad Booth              | "If somebody feels really good
  _`\<,_    Bell-Northern Research  |  about who they are, they don't
 (*)/ (*)   Ottawa, Ontario, Canada |  feel threatened by what other
----------  bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca  |  people are." - Dr. M. Rubenstein
From: jt_rask@pavo.concordia.ca (RASKU, JASON T.)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Just woundering...
Date: 22 Jan 93 21:16:00 GMT
Organization: Concordia University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Just woundering what it is out there in the alt.personals world.  I don't 
read newsgroups that oftain so mail would be much appreciated form of
responce.  So anyone willing to reply to this to find out about me then
just mail me a responce and we'll see what is going on.

							Jason Rasku
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: lort@fraser.sfu.ca (Charles Lort)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:21:36 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.135610.24400@netcom.com> noring@netcom.com (Jon Noring) writes:
>In article an1840@anon.penet.fi writes:
>
>>you dumb fucks!!  MWM seeks *WF for fun...or whatever!! fuck you! fuck
>>you! some of us out here are STRUGGLING to even gett a girlfriend
>>.....and you fuckers are cheating on your wives!!! i hope you all
>>fucking rot in hell and die god damn it!! stupid fucking MWM's!!!  if
>>your so horny and dont like your wife, go jack off!!
>
>Is it my imagination, or does this guy have a fixation on the 'f*ck' word?

Ah, but it is in harmony with his attitude, played in the key of 
"desperate flat", or is it the first verse to "I ain't got no life"?

lort@sfu.ca				"If he had only learnt a little less,
Just call me Tony			how infinitely better he might have
   					taught much more."  Charles Dickens
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From: avolio@TIS.COM (Frederick M Avolio)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: Who Reads this Newsgroup? RESULTS OF SURVEY
Date: 25 Jan 1993 20:07:30 GMT
Organization: Trusted Information Systems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: avolio@tis.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: gildor.tis.com

In article <1k1g26INNjog@skeena.ucs.ubc.ca>, arnett@unixg.ubc.ca (Bill Arnett) writes:
|> 'Heinz 57' is a cross-breed, a combination of a whole bunch of things.
|> It's usually used in reference to dogs---though, I'm sure the woman
|> in question wasn't trying to imply that ... well, you know...  :-)
|> 
|> (No doubt the phrase did come from the steak sauce, but don't ask me
|> how or why!)


I guess I am old or something... IN any event, the 57 comes from
Heinz's slogan:  "57 varieties".  Heinz makes relish, pickles,
ketchup, mustard, etc.

f
From: letizia@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: gays
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:21:17 EST
Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Physics


Barney Frank asked us to turn this issue around:  Suppose that there were no
ban and the gay community announces that they no longer want to serve in the
military, that they still want all the rights/priviledges of any citizen, but
they did not wish to risk their lives for the country.  What would the reaction
be then?  Would they still be accused of special rights aims?  As it is now,
gays want all rights that any citizen has, and are willing to die for their
country - but we won't let them.
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From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: Rai's .gif
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:22:16 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.091331.11517@fuug.fi> an2787@anon.penet.fi (slimy) writes
:
>Hi,
>    I've heard about Rai's .gif and am afraid that I missed it,
>Could someone send it to me???
>thanks in advance,
>Slimy


well slimy,

I'm not going to reply to you directly, because I don't want an anon host
but you can find the moraly degrading, pornographic pics of this girl
who uses an acronym for her name  in cs.uwp.edu


thats right, flood the site down guys!
-- 
"If you love someone, set them free......If they don't come back....hunt them
 down and kill them."
-=sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu                 -???
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu (*R*A*I*)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Rai Responds to GIf w/Whipped cream
Date: 25 Jan 93 15:25:17 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

 	To: Rai - you got some bad criticism about it, maybe a repost could get
> some posetive criticism form those of us who have not seen it.
> 	Thanks in advance!
> 	Slimy

I think the gif has reciewved enough attention and we should let it die...
So we can get to important stuff like... anybody know where to get flavored
whip cream?

Rai.

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"There's things that you guess, And things              R A I
that you know. There's boys you can trust,           Raina Weinberg
and girls that you don't, there's little       Memphis State University
things you hide, And little things that            Memphis,Tenn. USA
you show, Sometimes you think you're gonna 
get it, But you don't and that's just the
way it goes."  _George Michael_              MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
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From: an8224@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Just checking. . .
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 00:54:52 GMT

I'm looking for a few male friends for conversation, walking/hiking
(spending time out-of-doors in general), dining, movies, etc.  I'm not
_looking_ for a relationship; though I'm not avoiding one either.  It's
just that my main concern is to find some people I _enjoy spending time
with_, since time isn't something I have a lot of!  

Oh, I'm a well-educated 26-year-old SWF in the Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill,
NC area.  Don't let location stop you from responding though; I love to
write!
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From: an2001@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Burger Munch in Bryan/College-Station
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:02:03 GMT

     I am posting this anonymously so that people can reply to me
anonymously.

     I know there are a few people out here in Bryan/College-Station,
Texas, that are into BDSM. Is anyone interested in a 'Burger Munch'.
That is, if you are interested in getting some people together at
someplace around here, e-mail to me (at my address below, or by
replying to this article if you wish to remain anonymous) so that
we can arrange a time and place.

+---------------------------------------------------+------------------------+
| "A lot of stuff in school... you don't appreciate | Jack McKinney          |
|  'til you get to be older, you know, little       | jmckinney@tamu.edu     |
|  things, like being spanked everyday by a middle- +------------------------+
|  aged woman... Stuff you'd pay good money for     | Blessed be the ties    |
|  later in life."      -Emo Philips                |      that bind...      |
+---------------------------------------------------+------------------------+
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From: an1468@anon.penet.fi
Subject: sbm 24 iso correspondence
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 06:29:11 GMT




SBM 24, 5'6", medium build, light complected, green eyed
looking for email correspondence.  Since of humor essential,
even if just to cheer me up ( :> ).

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From: dperl@bnr.ca (Dan Perl)
Subject: Re: ARE ALL ANONS JERKS?????
Reply-To: nobody
Organization: BNR Ottawa
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 20:41:15 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.190903.1670@netlabs.com>, lwall@netlabs.com (Larry Wall) writes:
|> In article <1993Jan24.213859.9101@fuug.fi> an388@anon.penet.fi writes:
|> : Strange comments, coming from somebody whose e-mail address comes
|> : up "nobody" when you try to do a reply!  Knowing that little
|> : oddity, the additional fact that "perl" is a programming
|> : language, and "Dan" is a loose extract from the first name of one
|> : of perl's authors, one has to wonder.
|> 
|> One has to wonder who does your research.  The only people I can think
|> of offhand who have contributed significant amounts of code to Perl are
|> 
|>     Larry Wall
|>     Henry Spencer
|>     Chris Kingsley
|>     Chip Salzenberg
|> 
|> Some people might also dispute your assertion that Perl is a
|> programming language, but I'll let that one go...  :-)
|> 
|> Larry Wall
|> lwall@netlabs.com

Thanks, Larry, for clearing up my name.  May I say it's an honour to have the
same name as your language?  I've read a bit about it, and once I even wrote a
small script with it.  So thanks for the language too.

Oh, BTW, I got my name long before the language.  And although I have access to
the newsgroups, I don't have an email account; hence the "nobody" Reply-To.

-- 
Dan Perl	(613)763-9411
Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa
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From: ecoughlan@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Lurking women please read...
Date: 21 Jan 93 14:28:47 EST
Organization:  Wright State University 

In article <1993Jan21.151435.25918@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
> 
> In article <1993Jan20.233927.6701@desire.wright.edu> ecoughlan@desire.wright.ed
> u writes:
>>
>>I do believe, Mr. Orlin, that you are the one associating yourself with Sobol'
> s
>>cheek, if you are claiming to be blowing holes in his ass.  (although it
>>should be said that you are probably the only one the least bit impressed
>>with your posts.....)
>  youhisle
> 
> -It was a figure of speech, weeny.

Weeny?  WEENY?  No, I don't think so.  Try again, dufus. 
> 
> I'll try harder to impress you 'O mighty one.

Actually, you already did, a few posts later on when you commented on the
idiot jumping up and down on his keyboard and drooling.  That was quite an
image....

Elizabeth 
> -- 
> "If you love someone, set them free......If they don't come back....hunt them
>  down and kill them."
> -=sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu                 -???
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an4582@anon.penet.fi
Subject: RE: Ha ... know why!!
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 18:53:47 GMT


In response to the ongoing battle of the sexless between Jessica Babylon
and Steve Sobol, I have the following advice that I *STRONGLY* recommend
they consider:

DON'T FOLLOW UP ON THIS UNLESS YOU KNOW EACH PERSONALLY AND HAVE MET!!!!!!

I was in the precise situation you two are now prattling on about, but
as Kirk said to Khan, "You keep missing the target."

In my situation, she was in Ohio and I'm in New Hampshire. We met via
e-mail, exchanged pictures (in person, she looked *VERY* little like
the picture she sent me, i.e. - she weighed much more in person and
didn't look like she "kept herself up" between the time the picture
was taken and our actual meeting. We had *FANTASTIC* phone sex and
some of the hottest e-mail exchanges I've ever seen.

But it was a disaster when we finally met.

She had some grandiose plans in mind apparently about "our future"
together. She repeatedly mentioned all the things about me that she
would change in due time. She didn't seem to want to accept the
fact that the purpose of her visit to N.H. was simply to fuck each
other's brains, ass, etc. out. I finally had to tell her "why"
she flew to N.H. in the first place.

It ended with her going home and both of us (at least me) breathing
a very deep sigh of relief that the fiasco was over. The sex wasn't
great. Her ass-fucking fantasies petered off to nothing. It was just
a big mistake!

Needless to say, we've not corresponded since.

So, before you go committing yourselves to "the one" that you've met
through a computer terminal, I suggest:

	Guys - Use the big head before making any plans for the little head.
		Any woman who is going to "make your wildest fantasies
		come true," *MUST* have a reason to be trolling for a
		fuck on a newsgroup. The odds of Prince Charming finding
		his Sleeping Beauty this way are incalculatable. More often
		than not, it's more like Beauty and the Beast (who the
		beast is will vary from case to case).

	Girls - Just come to the realization that "Pretty Woman" was a
		movie - ONLY A MOVIE! You're not Julia Roberts and the
		guys who ask to fuck you seven ways to Sunday before
		ever laying eyes on you are NOT Richard Gere! Likewise,
		there must be a reason these "handsome, muscular, well-
		adjusted studs" are trolling for pussy on a computer.

If you're that desperate, buy an inflatable doll until you *DO* meet someone
that will be "the one."

All you're doing be arranging your "dream date" is setting yourself up for
one nasty nightmare!

I hope you were listening.
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From: TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Gays in the Military
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:21:38 GMT
 <1993Jan26.232016.17064@bmerh85.bnr.ca>
 <1993Jan27.021414.2829@odin.corp.sgi.com>
 <1993Jan27.032038.4262@Princeton.EDU>
Organization: Penn State University

What do you mean the government has the right to discriminate?  That's the
stupidest thing I ever herd.  The government does not tell me what is art.
The laws of the drinking age and voting are determined to protect us from
ourselves.  This is not discrimination and its high time that some of you
people realize that the government is not there to hold your hand.  Take some
responsibility for a change!

White Knight
America STILL held Hostage!
From: ranfry@mala.proteus.qc.ca (Ranfry)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Okay, guys, answer this one for me....
Date: 26 Jan 93 18:23:58 GMT
Organization: Mala's Refuge, Montreal, Canada

In <1993Jan25.061602.2060@netcom.com> tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) writes:

>I assure you the feeling is quite mutual, Steven darling, but I can't fathom
>how you got the impression that I *care* what you think. 


	Well, if you keep responding to his messages, that might give him 
the idea that you care what he thinks.



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From: drj@dev-null.phys.psu.edu (Dan Jeuch)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: THANK YOU; THANKYOU VERY MUCH!!!
Date: 21 Jan 1993 10:01:33 -0500
Organization: Penn State, Null Device Department
Keywords: idiot comes to mind!

I should have checked this earlier...

> [magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu]
> Login: sorlin                           Name: Steven J Orlin
> Directory: /acs/magnusug/1/sorlin       Shell: /usr/local/bin/notallowedsh
>                                                               ~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Never logged in.
> No Plan.

Humor never ceases!

-Dan

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