From: sallyb@qiclab.scn.rain.com (Sally Bowley)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT - oh happy day!
Date: 16 Apr 92 07:50:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: qiclab.1992Apr16.075028.21512
Distribution: usa
Organization: SCN Research/Qic Laboratories of Tigard, Oregon.

HELLO CHAPS AND CHAPETTES!!!!!!!!!!!!

gawd - wot's 'appening 'ere? is this a ward reunion or what???? i've
been lurking about ever since i got back into civvy skivvys plus had
problems with getting a good net acces, so i haven't posted for ages.
plus the fact that i really missed all the oldie wardees - no offense
to the new folks on the ward - but we oldies realy know how to use the
rubber hose and peanut butter and i'm just so thrilled to see all the
crazies posting again after so long i had to go out and invest in some
depends undergarments so i could GET ON WITH MY LIFE and come visit
you guys. 

babydoll!! - thank gawd you're still with us. nice work withthe
croquet mallet. i heard nursie had to use a whole bottle of crisco to
work it loose.......... it's GREAT to see you again - i like the
new gown. 

teresa - i can hardly believe you're getting ready to pop the pod. are
you ready docsam, for the big event? don't forget to sterilize the
utensils after breakfast - don't want the pod emerging covered in
maltomeal.

gilbie!!!! how the hell are you old chap? i was convinced that you'd
run off into the sunset with the blow up doll from the first aid
class. welcome back! so, tell us all who've beeninsuspense after
reading the yearbook - did she-who-was-married succumb to your charm?

ri-babe - you're still alive! how's life in joisey? i think i owe
you some email, so enuff said. 

and studmuffette, joeless, ettu, pam, lee ann, bev, tina, steve hardon
- gawd, so many of you dear ole friends who have gathered here today
to celebrate jeeps' birthday..........

JEEP OLE BEAN - YOU KEPT THAT BLIMMIN QUIET DIDN'T YOU????? bring
onthe lime jello - don't spare the expense, rodders will pay for it
all, ar ar. gawd, it's just like old times cept i'm not wearing the
restraints any more. well, not all the time, but i don't want to give
away too many of my intimate secrets - hubby ed gets a bit embarassed
you know. life on the outside just aint the same - i hate having to
wear clothes when i go to the store and i tell ya, i feel really old
now i have to get me drugs from the local high school. sigh - boys
didn't look like that when i was at school. 

well while i'm here i spose i should follow protocol and say something
about the show - i'm such a social butterfly don't you know and forget
the reason we're supposed to be here. i whole heartedly approve of
marjorie's suggestion for sigh-va; i can't bear those odd retching
and panting noises she makes either. i've lost a lot of respect for
her inthe last couple of days, the way she's continued to drag after
johnny-b-good-all-of-a-sudden, in the face of his insulting remarks.
only eat so much shit dear - you seem to be getting indigestion at
an alarming rate. and the bags are back with gusto - do youthink they
paint 'em on when things aren't going well for her?

what a hoot marcie is - i love her!! i hope she stays for a while
even tho i want to see her brought down. i'm enjoying her too much. i
love the side comments and little faces she pulls every so often,
particularly where banana's involved. and doesn't that womanmake you
want to renounce all religious intent and become a satanist? she's the
one i'm most looking forward to seeing fall apart when this marriage
falls to earth. i'm glad woody's discovered that he's not completely
made of wood and found his balls as far as the divorce is concerned.
but you better hurry or uncle ned will be the one to finally open
enema's pickle jar. and didn't he look weird yesterday standing
against that blue wall? his clothes were blue, his hair looked blue,
and what WERE those pictures on the wall?? i don't think i can bear to
think of enema flushed with success, pardon the pun. well babs will
finally disappear up her own nostrils tomorrow whenshe takes the stand
- what a hoot. (i need to put a bit of lime jello on the space bar
here, it's sticking...). i for one - and one for all or something like
that - willbe trez glad to get this trial over with. looks like
cabinis guilty after all,tho i can't help thinking that all the
suddenevidence is too neat and tidy after this wasteland of no clues
for the past year. oh - and lets have a moment of silence please in
memory of chairodead....... janice! get your hand out of there! this
is a serious occasion. actually, chairo's been more onthe show
inflashbacks than she was in life. george carlin actually suggests a
moment of screaming would be more appropriate when thinking about a
dead personand i agree.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggghhhhhhh!
makes you wonder how i managed to get out doesn't it????

well to all i bid adieu and once again mes amis (i'm taking a
conversational french class, can you tell - we "housewives" do that
kind of thing you know. actually, i resisted being a housewife for
many years - for some reason i thought it wasn't quite "nice" - i must
admit i was wrong; it's GREAT!!!!!! so all you wardettes, give up your
jobs and check it out), it's just jolly spiffing to take tea with my
loyal subjects again. btw,i turned the unionjack body stocking into a
gstring monokini - the neighbours love it..............

cheerio!!!
sal the penniless but french speaking gal



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