Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: COMMENTS
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 14 Dec 92 00:20:41
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu's message of 11 Dec 1992 20:03:02 GMTLines: 146

In article <1gas5mINNb3u@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) bagel sandwichs:
.In article <Bz3uLH.Lq4@umassd.edu> s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU explains:
.>First of all...
.first of all, who are you to dictate what is done on this group?

He's...Ralph the Amazing Person with Two Blenders! [triumphant fanfare]

.ALT.fan.monty-python.
.UNMODERATED. get the picture?

And fortunately, unmitigated...

.>. a) enough of the aka....
.eeee...sorry it bothers you so much.
.we'll ALL stop doing what we want, just to please YOU.

I'll start!  Umm...Gee, those Monty Python guys..tss..They sure are
funny.  Yep, uh... they're just...so funny.  Really really..uh..
Clever!  Yeah, they sure are funny!  Do you remeber the time they said
"The Larch"?  HO ho!  I just about split rib, let me tell you!
They're so funny! [this continues on for quite a long time] And then
he said "No it isn't."  Haho ho!  Oh, stop me before I injure myself!
Which reminds me.  Ho ho! Do you remember that hospital sketch where
the doctors act like Ha aha Drill sergeants!  Ho ho ho! [this
continues on for a very long time, but after only a few more lines you
decide to move to Holland, where you get a job as a raving lunatic,
which doesn't pay very well, but gives you a chance to interact with a
wide variety of people, some of which wear red canvas shoes]

.>. b) enough personal discussions and get on with the real subject..
.please tell me what the "real subject" is.  i'm keen to guess.

Ooo!  I know!  We're *really* supposed to be discussing the political
struggle in Northern Chile!  And after that, we're supposed to trade
recipe cards and tell stories about the War!  Here's an example of a
good post:

"
>>What do you think the rebels will be eating this year?
>Well, considering the magnitude of the conflict between Patton and
>Rommel, I would guess that it would be something with cream.
Yes, but if they run short of ammunition, the Government forces might
regain the town of San Barfinghooterino before Christmas, and as we
all know from Albert Spier's _Inside the Third Reich_, Hitler was very
fond of chocolate cream.  So, I would guess that they'll be eating
something like French Silk pie, or perhaps mousse.
"

.>. c) enough of the games..
.oh, so we're not to have any fun on alt.fan.monty-python.
.yep, those, pythons, what a buncha wet blankets THEY were.  never 
.having any fun at all.  nope.  no games, just SERIOUS STUFF.

Oh poop!  I was going to buy two houses for North Carolina and
Pacific!  And I had doubles!

.>. d) enough of the name callin
.i won't even ask.  

Well I'm not going to be intimidated by this poopy butt! 
M(s/r) s14190jo, you're a dorky fop!

.>. e) enough of the mispellins
.what the hell is *your* problem? and considering you misspelt something
.in the line above, you're not one to talk.  wotta joke.

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m9istakes, but osmetmesi itmehappens/1  YOuc can
't fualt me for tha;tre1

.>. f) enough of copying the whole reply..
.yes, i admit this is rather annoying.  i *can't* copy the whole article,
.my machine won't let me.  but people should cut them down, esp since
.there a lot of articles on the same thread.
.this is the *one* concession i will give you.

Ahem... Traditiiiiiioooon-- tradition!
	traditiiioooooonnn-- tradition!


.>. g) enough of JESTER
.oh, yes, you're right.
.jester, dear, please leave.  none of us want to hear ANYTHING more
.from you. understand?  just go away.
.give me a break.

For that matter, enough of me!  I can't stand it when I post!  God
dammit, if I'm not going to discuss the words of Monty Python then why
the hell do I waste my valuable time posting!  I mean, I have other
things to do than read the sort of crap I post!  Dan, you little
f*ck*r!  Get the H*ll off the newsgrope!

.>..  -----------------------------------------------------
.>
.>....THE TOP TEN..Bouncy Bouncy Lingo
.>
.>..  -----------------------------------------------------
.right. that was fookin' hilarious.  not.  is this supposed to
.be some sort of clever replacement for things we've been posting?

Oo!  I nearly split my side laughing at that one!  My oh my, what
amusing material!  That was nearly as funny as the time I put my glass
into the dishwasher after drinking Tang out of it!  Oo hoo!  And then
I washed it and it was clean!  Ha ha!

.mr. olivier, this may be blatant flamebait you've posted, but i
.don't care.  i am bloody tired of people complaining about this group.

I'm not!  More complaints!  Let's hear it for the complaints!  Hip hip
hooray!  Hip hip hooray!  Two Four Six Eight Who is this complaint
ageighnst?  C-O-M-P-L-A-I-N-T-S!  We all love you you're the best!
Yaaay!!

.alt. groups are anarchy.  there isn't much you can do about it.  if
.something bothers you, don't read it.  or put jester in yr killfile.

Or, if you *really* don't like his posts, kill *him*!

.i'm sure he doesn't give a wet slap what you do.

Hrrhmm... Quite right, although I differ with you slightly.  I would
say that Jester doesn't give a slice of barbecue chicken breast, but
that he *would* give a wet slap if properly motivated.

.this group could be fun for the people involved, or it could be
.endless quoting the *finite* material the pythons have done, and
.endless requests of "could someone please post the scripts of all
.the movies" and "could someone post the words of the philosopher's
.song (god forbid)."

But we already have that!?!

.one last thing--THERE IS NO PRESIDENT OF THIS GROUP, YOU.
.gina is "vice-president."  this is a joke.  she knows it.  you
.are ignorant.  this is not name-calling.

What!  You dare to insult the office of the presidency! No, worse--
the VICE presidency!!!  Burn the infidel!  Bath her in a steaming pot
of Maxwell House Dark Roast!  Make her pay for her insolence!  Force
her to eat sandwiches and brush her hair!

.leather aka whew

Dan aka No, there's no time for that!  We have s14109jo on the run,
but all will be lost if we don't go for the kill!  We must... Bake
cookies!
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