From: ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix)
Subject: Y&R MONDAY AUGUST 24 UPDATE...*YAWN*
Organization: Wild Bill & BabyCat's House of Many Pleasures
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 17:21:11 GMT



Another BORING DAY in Genoa City...

Buzz word for the day...DIVORCE!

ASH/JACK

Ash is sitting in her suite going over some papers. The doorbell
rings. It's Jack!  Ash says, "Oh...You're home!!!!" (well, duh!, he 
just rang your bell didn't he?)  They talk about Jack's trip, and Ash's
DIVORCE.....(anyone for a song by Tammy Wynette??;+))

CRICKET/DANNY/HILLARY

Danny comes into the apt.  "Good morning..."  They kiss. (BLECH)
He asks if Cricket has had any luck getting a hold of Hillary. 
Cricket says no, but she is gonna keep trying, "She has to know what 
kind of a man she is involved with..." (like Hill doesn't have a
clue...he did rape her) Anyway, Cricket tries to call Hill again, 
this time she answers.  "Can you come over for a sec?  We have to
talk!"  Hill says she was just about to stop by because she wanted to 
talk to Cricket too.  Danny make for the stairs.  Hill knocks on the
door, Cricket let's her in and offers her some coffee.  Hill tells her
she is really ina hurry, but...Guess What!!!!! "It was so romantic!
Michael called me from LA because he said he couldn't stand being
without me.  So, he flew home last night, and we drove across the
state line and ....WE WERE MARRIED LAST NIGHT!!!!!" Hill is absolutely
beaming...she babbles on and on about how it took her by surprise...
Cricket looks stunned and decides she can't tell Hill now.  So, Hill 
says, well, I have to go...She leaves, and Danny comes down the
stairs.  Cricket says "did you hear that?"  Neither of them can
believe it.  

LAUREN/COURT APPOINTED PSYCHIATRIST

They are talking about Laurens lifestyle.  Lauren tells the shrink
that she is nervous.  The shrink seems nice, she is trying to put 
Lauren at ease.  She (the shrink) looks around Laurens hotel suite... 
There is no kitchen she asks...Lauren tells her she doesn't cook that
often. "Not that I can't cook..." They go on to talk about Lauren
working full time, and Lauren tells her that she can work at home...
It was basically pretty boring...Lauren gets all defensive and the
lady says See Ya!  The shrink leaves and Lauren tranports over to
Paul's office

ASH/JACK

They are STILL talking about Ash's decision to divorce (there's that
word again...) Ash tells Jack about going to see Nikki.  And that Ash 
thinks maybe Nikki hasn't made a decision yet.  They talk a bit more
then Jack teleports home to Chez Abbott.

NIKKI/CATHRINE STERLING

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...Nikki is playing the piano (she has
been doing this alot lately...is this how she thinks???) Anyway, the
doorbell rings...Cathrine has come over to give Nikki the benefit of
her wisdom and years of expertise.  She tries to persuade The Nik-ster
to think about the committment that Jack has given her and the kids.
How Jack is the only father Nicholas has ever known...Blah, Blah,
Blah... 

JACK/MAMIE/JOHN

Jack sneaks into the kitchen where Aunt Mamie is making cookies.  He
slips his hands over her eyes..."remember me??" He says... She get's 
all excited..."You're home!!! How was your trip???"   He tells her it
was great and she says "It's good to have you home". He says, "it's
good to be home!"  They chat about stuff...John walks in,  They start
talking...John tells Jack, "I've been thinking about you." Jack
answers "I've been thinking about a lot of things..."

NIKKI/KATE

Talking about Jack coming home. Nikki says maybe she should follow her
heart instead of her head.  Cathrine tries even harder to get Nikki to
give her marriage to Jack another chance.

ASH/PHONE

Ash is sitting in her suite STILL...(don't these people ever go to
work?)  The phone rings.  It's her lawyer.  He wants to know if she 
wants to go ahead with the DIVORCE...(there's that word again)  Ash
tells him yes, and he says Vic will be served today.  They hang up and
the phone rings again. (we don't get to know who it was this time.)

LAUREN/PAUL

Lauren steps off the transporter into Pauls office.(good thing he was
alone, but then I forgot...she is his only client) They talk about the
shrink the court appointed.  And Lauren starts talking about marriage.
Paul is clueless at first, but then get's the drift...He seems kind of
surprised but what Lauren is suggesting.  Lauren keeps pushing Paul
for an answer.

JACK/JOHN 

Still sitting in the kitchen at Chez Abbott, Dad and Jackie are
talking about life's little mysteries...John tells Jack to "GET OFF
YOUR DUFF" and put your life back together.

ASH/VICTOR

Doorbell rings in Ash's place.  It's Vic.  He comes in and they start
talking. He tells Ash "you look well"  She gives him the cheeky answer
"how did you expect me to look?"  He tells her he just wanted to make
sure she was ok.  And aludes that he hasn't heard from her lawyers
yet, is she still planning on the DIVORCE (that word, yet again) Ash
blows him away with "you'll be served today." They chat for a minute
more and he tells her "My DIVORCE from Nikki was the biggest mistake
of my life." (this must make Ash feel REALLY good.)

CRICKET/DANNY/SILVA

Silva walks in whinning about the flight he was on...and tells them
there was no luck finding the tape yet, but that he has flyers and ads
placed in all the local papers...etc.  He tells Cricket that she
should go to the partners with what she has, and hopefully the tape
will turn up. "You have to take SOME action..."  Cricket and Danny
tell him about Michael and Hillary.  Cricket tells Silva "If Michael
think I am goona just sit back and keep my mouth shut he is wrong
John...DEAD WRONG!" Silva convinces her to go to the partners and tell
them everything about what Michael was up to in LA, and tell them
about the tape...etc.

MICHAEL/HOTEL CLERK

Michael is at the front desk of the hotel in LA, asking the clerk
about the flyer he found in his room.  The clerk tells him that
someone lost it and he doesn't think it will be found because it was
so small.  Michael just smiles that sickening smile and says, "Thats
too bad."


This is about all I can remember.  If anyone else can remember
anything please feel free to add to the update!!!



Ellon



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