From: hanhvo@convex.com (Hanh Vo)
Subject: [Joke]  La^'y la`m chi ca'i thu+' ddo' !!!!!! ..........
Organization: CONVEX Computer Corporation, Richardson, Tx., USA
Date: Wed, 02 Sep 1992 02:11:37 GMT
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      Nga`y ho^m ddo' la` nga`y ho^n le^~ cu?a ca(.p vo+. cho^`ng mo+'i
cu+o+'i . Suo^'t nga`y co^ da^u va` chu' re^~ ba^.n ro^.n o+? nha` cha me.
2 be^n ve^` le^~ ba'i va` tie^.c tu`ng . DDe^'n khi tro+`i to^'i , ngu+o+`i
ta ddu+a tie^~n co^ da^u va` chu' re^~ ve^` ca(n nha` rie^ng cu?a ho. vo+'i
vo^ so^' ca'c qua` bie^'u va` le^~ va^.t .

      Kho^ng ngo+` co' 2 tha(`ng a(n tro^.m A va` B muo^'n la^'y tro^.m 
nhu+~ng qua` cu+o+'i cho ne^n chu'ng thi ha`nh 1 ke^' hoa.ch nhu+ sau :
Va`o khoa?ng chie^`u nga`y ho^m ddo' , tha(`ng A dda~ le?n va`o nha` va`
tro^'n du+o+'i ca'i giu+o+`ng ( no+i ma` co^ da^u chu' re^~ se~ ddo^.ng
pho`ng ) . Va`o khoa?ng qua' nu+?a dde^m , khi co^ da^u , chu' re^~ ngu?
say , no' se~ bo` ra kho?i giu+o+`ng , mo+? ca'i cu+?a so^? va` ba('t dda^`u
chuye^?n ca'c qua` cu+o+'i ra ngoa`i . Trong khi ddo' , tha(`ng B se~ nu'p 
o+? du+o+'i ca'i cu+?a so^? be^n ngoa`i , ddu+a tay ddo+? la^'y va` cu+' 
nhu+ the^' tie^'p tu.c cho dde^'n khi chu'ng do.n sa.ch he^'t thi` tho^i.
Vi` ke^' hoa.ch na`y chu'ng dda~ thu+.c hie^.n ra^'t nhie^`u la^`n va` luo^n
luo^n tha`nh co^ng cho ne^n chu'ng ra^'t chuye^n mo^n va` co' nhie^`u kinh
ngie^.m .

       Tro+`i xui dda^'t khie^'n cho A va` B , dde^m nay kho^ng ddu+o+.c
thua^.n chie^`u nhu+ nhu+~ng la^`n tru+o+'c . DDa~ qua' nu+~a dde^m ro^`i
ma` ca(.p vo+. cho^`ng son na`y va^~n kho^ng chi.u ngu? . Hai vo+. cho^`ng
gio+~n vo+'i nhau cu+o+`i hinh hi'ch , ro^`i ke^? chuye^.n be^n Ta^y qua
be^n Ta`u ......... Trong khi tha(`ng A ddang na(`m so^'t ruo^.t o+? du+o+'i
giu+o+`ng thi` thi`nh li`nh co^ da^u tho? the? ra(`ng :

       " Anh o+i !!!!! em ma('c .....ma('c tie^?u qua' !!!!! anh cho+`
	 em 1 la't dde^? em ra sau nha` ddi tie^?u nhe anh !!!!!! ....."

       Chu' re^~ cu.t hu+'ng, nghi~ la.i tha^'y o+? ngoa`i tro+`i to^'i
 thui , so+. vo+. mi`nh ddi ra ngoa`i ru?i ga(.p ma^'y tha(`ng ba^'t lu+o+ng
 la`m ba^.y . Chu' re^~ la^.t dda^.t ca?n ra(`ng :

       " Tho^i tho^i em o+i !!!! em ddi ra ngoa`i ru?i co' chuye^.n gi`
	 ba^'t tra('c cha('c anh che^'t ma^'t . Tho^i dde^? anh bo^`ng em
	 ddu+a ra ngoa`i cu+?a so^? cho em dda'i la` xong chuye^.n . O+?
	 be^n ngoa`i tro+`i to^'i nhu+ va^.y cha('c cha('n kho^ng ai tha^'y
	 dda^u , em ye^n ta^m ddi ...... "

        Co^ da^u tha^'y y' kie^'n na`y ra^'t de^~ thu+o+ng va` dda'ng ye^u
ne^n cu+o+`i hi'ch hi'ch va` ddo^`ng y' .

	DDe^m nay , ba^`u tro+`i kho^ng co' tra(ng va` sao . O+? nha` que^
Vie^.t Nam la.i kho^ng co' 1 a'nh dde`n ddie^.n ne^n ca?nh va^.t chung 
quanh to^'i dden nhu+ mu+.c . Tha(`ng a(n tro^.m B ddang nu'p du+o+'i cu+?a
so^? be^n ngoa`i , tha^'y cu+?a so^? mo+? ra , tu+o+?ng tha(`ng A chuye^?n
ddo^` ra ngoa`i ne^n mu+`ng ro+~ , vo^.i va`ng ddu+a tay cho^.p la^'y .
Cho^.p xong , no' chu+?i tha(`ng A ra(`ng :

       " To^? cha ma`y !!!!! thuo^'c re^ u+o+'t nhe.p ma` ma`y la^'y la`m
	 chi va^.y  ?????????????  "


                                                            Ha.nh Vo^`