From: John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com
Newsgroups: talk.religion.newage,alt.alien.visitors,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Bigfootf spaceman?
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 09:43:20 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
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!Subject: UFO Fix. 
  Are you not feeling well? Do you have the jake-leg, hammer toes or piles?  
Well then all you have to do is go and jump on a flying saucer and they will 
fix you up good. 
   Now let me tell you a story about a guy that really got fixed up by the 
space people......An injured hunter thought he was stuck when he stumbled 
into a rocky ravine, but his life was saved by UFO doctores who whisked  him 
up into their space ship - and performed hip replacement surgery on him!
  Tough-talking Texan Randy  Meyers says the best part of his bizarre 
encounter is the free surgery. 
  "I've had a bad hip my whole life, but now I can walk, run and even dance 
without any pain at all," says the 47-year-old loner.
  "I probubly would have died out there in the woods if that UFO hadn't come 
along when it did. Yes I was scared."
   "But those guys took good care of me. I never felt a thing even when they 
were opening up my skin and polking around inside me."
  Randy's accident occurred near Alpine, Texas. the fall left him crippled for 
several hours until the UFO showed up and beameed him inside.
  Randy says his rescuers all looked exactly alike. Each had a big round head 
and not a single stand of hair. 
  Their smooth flesh had a bluish tint to it. And they each stood about an 
even five feet tall.
  Randy says his bigheaded hosts sprayed him with a misty substance that left 
him feeling totally numb. 
 He then watched with a mixture of curiousity and fear as they used a 
laser-like light to slit open his upper right leg. 
  "They were talking in this funny kind of voice - sort of an electronic 
sounding, high-pitched squeal," says Randy. "They had me propped up so I 
could see them removing my thigh bone."
  "I was afraid they were going to lop off my leg and leave me that way, but 
then one of the creatures came up with a shiny metal replacement in his 
hands. 
  "They slipped it right inside me, then waved a few devices over my hip and 
the whole thing healed up perfectly.  It was the most amazing thing I've 
ever seen."
  The alien surgeons then lifted Randy up onto his feet and forced him to 
walk.  The worried woodsman took a tenative step and was stunned when he 
felt no pain. 
  In fact, he was surprised to find that all the cuts and bruises he suffered 
in the fall had miraculously healed. "I don't know how they did it, but 
those guys fixed me up properly and then deposited me back down on the 
ground - right next to my car," says Randy.  "I'd been trudging through the  
woods looking of that car for over half a day before I fell. 
  "I never told the aliens where it was.  They just seemed to know. Come to 
think of it. I didn't say a word the whole time I was in that UFO.
  "Yet, the aliens seemed to know what I was thinking. And I pretty much 
understood them even though they didn't speak English."
  X-rays clearly show there is a metallic hip replacement inside Randy. But 
there is no surgical scar to show how it got there! Doctors want to perform 
further tests on Randy and maybe even open him up to inspect the hip 
handiwork. But Randy wants no part of earth-bound medicine ever again. 
 "Those aliens are light years ahead of us in technique," he says.  "I feel 
better than I ever have and I'm not about to let doctors here work on me and 
screw things up. I'm glad they found me as I'm sure I would've died without 
their help."
Source of Information: January 5, 1993-SUN-page 23.
JW. So there you  have it folks. Would a Texan lie?
John Winston.



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