HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 10:16:22 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap/bush
 <1992Sep2.174112.202638@uctvax.uct.ac.za> <16567@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu>

In article <16567@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu>, sami@charles.ucdavis.edu (Kari Kaarna)
says:

>The fundamental question is:

>                     Where do the Turtles go?

Sounds like a question for the Usenet Oracle.  I would have to guess, however,
that they go anywhere that they please.

That or Albany.

------------------------
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "Probably because of something you did."  - Jack Handey

Hans C. Masing | HCM100 @ PSUVM.PSU.EDU | Penn State University MIS Dept |
From: mikea@zorba.gvg.tek.com (Michael P. Anderson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Des Moines, Iowa
Date: 29 Aug 92 00:52:25 GMT
Organization: Grass Valley Group, Grass Valley, CA

You are correct sir. You are in Des Moines and California simultaneously.
You are watching the results of state-icide. You are the recipient of
state bankruptcy. You are lucky. Look out quietly now. See that guy
with the dark glasses? He's keeping an eye on you. Will you work out
as a New Californian? Fill out this form and we'll be in touch later
this week. You are now available...
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From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: mc  rdc
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 20:27:59 GMT

Picture Carasso in baggy, backward pants chewing gum and 
dissin the house with his big wet rhymes and all the 
chicks named bonnie drinking lemon-gin straight out of
the bag until they go blind or get foetal on the dance
floor in pools of their own vomit.

Then at night the cathode haze spits out a fudge blue
image of the man we dare not define on the show Studs
and the chicas all choose neither.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28342 rec.humor:27577
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: BUSH BARABRA QUESTOIN
Date: 1 Sep 92 15:29:52 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

jle@locus.com (John Elghani/10000000) writes:

>Subject: BUSH BARABRA QUESTOIN
               ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^

HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Re: Wash That Bohemian
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 26 Aug 92 10:25:02 CDT

Scott Dorsey writes:

|> >>|> >>Angst you glad you use Dali?
|> >>|> >Klee, Seurat, Seurat.
|> >>|> You've got nothing, Toulouse.
|> >>Donatella me. I don't want to know.
|> >With puns like this, you could make Monet as a stand-up.
|> You should see my Van Gogh when you step on Degas.
Lunch time...mmm...the Rubens look good today.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: postmodern
Summary: the legacy of Dave Porush
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 14:57:34 GMT

Will's copy of _Between Covers_ lay open on his desk. 'Must have been
the wind,' he thought, though it was a sturdy hardcover and a still
day. He started reading it there.

"... the agony of conscience. It is spared the lesser creatures, who
enjoy the bliss of instinct, the ecstasy of straightforward meaning.
But not so for the likes of us -- it wasn't good enough -- we had to
climb beyond..."

He remembered the passage, so he didn't go on, closing the book and
gathering what he needed for his next class.

That evening it was open again. He shut the window and wondered if his
RA was playing a joke on him. He read again.

"... the program that can write itself. And thus, why not the book
that can write itself? Entire libraries exist in books, after all. Of
course, that program is as futile a thing as can be imagined -- its
only use is to repeat itself... it can add no meaning. So what then of
such a book?"

Will had forgotten that part. He closed the book again and went off to
dinner.

On his return, again, it was open.

"...you of a story of the man who thought too much. He questioned
everything, even what the most skeptical around him took for granted.
He realized that everything called reasoning was merely a series of
conclusions based on the inability to imagine the alternative, and
what truth can have as foundation only a paucity of imagination? He
was aware of himself as thinker, and aware of this awareness, and
aware of the positive feedback in his thought, and knew it would keep
him from ever being happy. For joy requires beliefs on which to stand,
and he was forever treading waterless void."

It was then Will understood, and decided he would burn the book.

Postmodern fiction is self-conscious of its existence as text.

And it didn't like it.

-- 
 "A falling dream is a wonderful dream, one of the best dreams one can have.
                           Where did you fall to, and what did you discover?"
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Wash That Bohemian
Date: 29 Aug 92 11:21:50 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <act.379.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>, act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:
> plord@pioneer.uspto.gov (Paul Lord) writes:
>>kludge puns:
>>>>|> >>Angst you glad you use Dali?
>>>>|> >Klee, Seurat, Seurat.
>>>>|> You've got nothing, Toulouse.
>>>>Donatella me. I don't want to know.
>>>With puns like this, you could make Monet as a stand-up.
>>I'd rather be a roadie; you should see my Van Gogh when you step on Degas.
> Gaughin knotted you stupid iriots.
All things considered, I think you're doing Raphael really.

Jason

> 
> act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
> Look Once...         .-)      
>    Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
>       Half See...    .-)
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: <None>
Date: 28 Aug 92 16:27:06 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato Computer Centre


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From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (ce)
Subject: Re: I LOVE ALL PEOPLE, CULTURES, CUSTOMS, AND GOVERNMANTS
Organization: Deutsches Klimarechenzentrum GmbH, Hamburg
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 10:06:04 GMT

In article <12lnh4l.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (PATSYMAN) writes:
>I LIKE YOU!  AND I LIKE YOUR SLAVES!
>I LIKE YOUR HAT!  AND I LIKE YOUR TURBAN!
>
I DO *NOT* LIKE YOUR HAT!
GOODBYE!         GOODBYE! 

I AM GO-DOG-GOMAN!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: The Toilet Revolution!/Revelation!
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 92 04:36:55 GMT


In a previous article, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
>>>I'm not going to go into a discussion of resonant frequencies, here.
>>
>>Well, then, how 'bout a monologue on the Life and Adventures
>>of Nikola Tesla?  'Twas truely a bizarre story.
>
>Yes, true enough.  But what does that have to do with the subject under
>discussion (ie. H00ters)?

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov -- anagram (@=t)
**********************************************
  Gags, Guv!  Mr. Nikola Tesla scor'd!!
**********************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: mikea@zorba.gvg.tek.com (Michael P. Anderson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 29 Aug 92 02:27:02 GMT
Organization: Grass Valley Group, Grass Valley, CA

In article <1992Aug26.183325.16011@dg-rtp.dg.com> durway@rtp.dg.com (Lindsey "Bwana" Durway) writes:
>In article <l9dpooINN91i@sal-sun37.usc.edu>, rone@sal-sun37.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>> 
>>   I shaved my sideburns off today.
>
>Life is sweet.


No. It's not. Life is when you chew a mouthful of rosemary right off the
plant. Swallow with no water.

<hey people, what's with the punctuationally deprived 'thang?'>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik)
Subject: Deep Thought
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 02:09:43 GMT

Distribution: world

I wish I were real old, like 60 or 70, because then when someone was  
taking a long time to do something, I could say "Come on, in this lifetime  
please!" Then I could keel over and die from a heart attack, and everyone  
would laugh loudly.

--
It's on fire On fire
An' we ain't got no water We aint we aint got no water
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From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Nice Guys Are Losers. (Was Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently)
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 04:50:29 GMT

In article <OSA.92Sep1031314@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
>Just so that everybody gets this straight: nice guys are losers. 
>(Speaking from experience.)

no, dear.  YOU are a loser.  there are nice guys
who are not losers, but they don't whine as much,
so you don't tend to notice them.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: yewhin@ecf.toronto.edu (YEW HIN Jimmy)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 19:47:28 GMT

In article <OSA.92Sep1030209@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
>Hey! Don't make fun of star trek fans!  

Why not? 

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28548 alt.fan.letterman:91
From: unknown@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (tuu)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Date: 2 Sep 92 20:08:26 GMT
Organization: University of California; Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: ucscb.ucsc.edu


In article <1992Sep2.135038.16644@doug.cae.wisc.edu> saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes:
}Yeah, but I also miss the hydraulic press (the "pillar o' canned goods was
}classic).  I think he ditched that when somebody suggesting doing a human
}head.  

	they had one segment when a few people asked for a human head..

	Then Dave says "no no no, we can't do a human head.. but here's
something almost as good".. and they crushed something else.. I think it
was a Mr. Potato (look Quayle, no "e") Head.
-- 
/unknown@ucscb.ucsc.edu   used ADB trackball WANTED          Apple II Forever!\
\Mail me:Get INFOCOM GAMES RERELEASED for //s, ULT VI GS done,for UNIX GS info/
What the world needs now is another folk singer like I need a hole in my head.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: Thoughts...
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 06:48:55 GMT

scd@cs.brown.edu (Sudden Creative Disturbance) writes:

] --
] 	Comedy.  Sudden, violent comedy.
] 
] 



kindred spirit. aw right.

didja get yer uniform yet?

BoB
teCh
i HaTE having to tract down stray clones

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 22:35:29 GMT

In article <BtpF9J.E6s@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
# ...clearly a sign of something aside from civility and etiquette. Those
# are two qualities that are surely MISSING from our generation.

Someone, *PLEASE*, publicly shame this individual with a flame that
will cause his entire body to curl in upon itself like the Igli in
Heinlein's _Glory_Road_ -- I'm too constipated right now, or I would
do it myself.


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"When people reached the last drop of their drinks, the face of Larry
Storch would seem to look out at them from the bottom, belch
contentedly and say, ``Now I am truly what I always was.  Pass the
corn nuts.''"
						     -- Larne Pekowsky
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From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 05:34:00 GMT

In article <BtxM0E.pz@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>
>You, asshole, have nothing worthwhile to say, do, or be.  You can take your
>pus-filled head, pound nails into it until it looks like a porcupine, and then
>shove it up your ass till your spleen bleeds.  Take your juvenile whimpering
>about women with attitude, engrave it onto a chainsaw, and then circumsize
>yourself with it.  Take your fucking precious bandwidth, oxygen, and DNA and
>go take a flying leap into the Marianas Trench.  With assholes like you
>staining the landscape like giant heaps of dung, no wonder feminists have
>"attitudes", and with any luck you'll choke on it.

when i read this, i wept with joy.

m

and yer little dog, too!
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 23:38:26 GMT

nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:

] In article <1992Aug31.074226.13836@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
] 
] > i'm predjudiced
] > against stupidity
] 
] I've been thinking about this lately.
] Isn't prejudice against ignorance and stupidity just as dangerous,
]   as high-horsing, as difficult to defend as any other kind of prejudice?
] Think about this.
] We can't even use the old copout line, "Why, some of my best friends are 
]   stupid."
] Or: "I don't mind stupid people, as long as they don't try to turn me stupid
]   too."
] Neither of these are true, because self-styled purveyors of common
]   sense seem to HATE STUPID PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.
] 
] Is that fair?
] 
] 
] nj


yep.

it's wrong to be prejudiced against anything.

yep yep yep

i'm prejudiced against prejudice.  come to think of it, sounds like maybe
YOU'RE prejudiced against prejudice.  well, that's WRONG, son, and I have 
hear the names of 126 to 153 prejudiced people in this newsgroup and I
won't sleep until we flush OUT this CANCER of PREJUDICE that is eating
away at the soft underbelly of our culture.

I've had it up to HERE with INTOLERANCE and I'm not going to 
STAND for it any MORE.

BoB
teCh
get me a ladder. i'm stuck.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: Wow, this is great
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 15:52:47 GMT


grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
>
>   Try practicing what you preach, boyo.  Not once have I seen anything even
>   resembling the word amusing among the bile you've deposited here.  I suppose
>   if it ever did happen, I would be in for the shock of my life.  It would be
>   similar to the experience of finding corn in your shit.  So far, no corn
>   Yawnmeister.
>
>
>   Mark "Would kill for just one kernel" Lippert 

If my stuff is so bad don't read it.

I enjoy flaming pecksniffian oldbies, especially you.  

I will continue to fuck with you Marky, so I suggest you learn
to write better flames or put me in a killfile.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 2 Sep 92 20:13:15 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Blair writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>>>>Criminal Insanity.
)>>>Carasso.
)>>Countach.
)>Coup d'etat.
)Corfu.
Ceteris Paribus.

rp -- "Not a 'gay science,' I should say, like some we have heard of;
      no, a dreary, desolate, and indeed quite abject and distressing
      one; what we might call, by way of eminence, the dismal science."
                                         --Carlyle
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From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: That old home town of mine
Organization: harborcreek, pennsylvania is just east of erie
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 02:34:44 GMT

From the well-known hip and urbane newspaper, the Ann Arbor News
of 11 august, 1992:


Shocking as it might seem, writing does not pay all my bills
(though it usually covers my bar tab).  Thus, i had to earn my keep
this summer traveling on behalf of auto companies to the hot spots
of Erie, Pa.,  and Saginaw -- sort of a miniature Pro Bowler's tour
without the TV coverage.
  So, while you Ann Arborites were cavorting at the Arboretum and
the Art Fairs, I was holed up in the Erie Holiday Inn, right off
route 90, where the TV remote control accepted every third request.
  Two tips:  don't order any fish that comes out of Erie ("The Lake
You Can Walk On"), nor venture down to the Public Dock, which is now
called the Civic Dock because the local tteen-age cretins who drive
their trucks around and around that pier habitually painted over the
'L' in 'Public.'
  Undaunted, I tried a bar called "Sherlock's," the alleged hotspot.
Sure enough, this place was packed -- with greasy, 21-year-old steel
worker wannabe's pumping quarters into the insipid karaoke machine
to howl along with Ozzy Osborne.
  The males all wore haircuts exposing their temples and shirts
displaying their armpits, while the women's hairstyles kept local
Crazy Glue sales booming.  With these people you could discuss
college football, but not college itself.  Mind you, it's not
necessary to attend college to be conversant, but a familiarity with
the concept is a plus.


AjD
on the whole, he's fairly accurate.
i had to hide his issue of the paper from my parents, who came to
visit the next day.
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From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: WARNING: Your membership is about to expire.
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 07:56:59 GMT
Comments: Sock it to me with apathy


"white" == rpwhite  <rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> writes:

white> Well friends we're closing in on the end of the fiscal year and
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Hello.  I hope this year's key is a little faster.  I Tried to upgrade
my previous key with the advertised upgrade kit, but the resulting
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Note: is it ok if we make the checks payable to R. P. White?

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From: durway@rtp.dg.com (Lindsey Durway)
Subject: Re: the whole foods craze
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 20:13:18 GMT
Organization: Employer, Inc.
Keywords: the whole ego craze

In article <p1kl8o4@fido.asd.sgi.com>, cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
> ---
> I am eating potato chips, but I am guilt-free.
> I am eating all-natural hand-cooked potato chips.
> I am eating chemical-free potato chips.
> I am eating "yogurt and green onion" potato chips.
> I bought them at Whole Foods.
> I am virtuous.

You forgot:
I am talking about myself.

> None of these calories count.

Nothing else counts except you, you, you.
From: glenn@moeng2.morgan.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MY INNERMOST SECRETS REVEALED!
Date: 2 Sep 1992 19:02:17 -0500
Organization: The Space-Time Fabrication Institute, Rockville, MD.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

In article <BtvLIs.1s6@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca writes:
>In <1992Aug31.205711.24541@cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>
>>I do not normally post email to the groups, and do not even necessarily agree  
>>with doing it, but thought this would be self-explanatory.
>
>   Sheezus - I can't believe how lame you are. Posting email is about
>the lamest thing to do - the funny thing is, if you had asked me, I would
>have probably encouraged it. Instead, you went and posted stuff that
>had no business doing. 

<<giggle>>  This from a man who publicly posted a whole bunch of
mail in alt.polyamory a while back.  If I remember correctly.  
(I think the reasoning was that he wanted to reply to everyone who'd
flamed him all at once or something.  Very long post.)

I suppose I'm just easily amused.



-- 
D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

How much interest is there in a TV/TS newsgroup?  How many would post there?
You can send me mail anonymously at wi.2743@wizvax.methuen.ma.us (was wi.79)
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep Blows The Saxophone of Change
Date: 3 Sep 92 17:43:02 GMT
Organization: Logic Modeling Corporation of Beaverton Oregon


    'Night Train' on a King alto -  he gets $1.37, all in nickels and pennies.
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | You played golf; you watched football;
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |   you drank beer -- we EVOLVED!
          Beaverton,  OR          |         - Rhonda,  "Thing-Fish"
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From: jake@opus.csd.uwm.edu (Joel D. Jacobson)
Subject: <blink>
Originator: jake@opus.csd.uwm.edu
Reply-To: jake@opus.csd.uwm.edu
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 13:32:19 GMT

	talk.bizarre: 396 unread articles, read now?

in 2 days, even.  yup, school's back in session...