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From: rick@sadtler.com (Rick Morris)
Subject: Re: TAN: DOOL: addicts
Keywords: DOOL
Organization: Sadtler Research Laboratories
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 12:21:36 GMT

Timothy the Lyric Master wrote:
>
>                       ...                            Upon returning from
>Maine last week I found that my mother-in-law [who was checking in on the
>cat] had unprogrammed the VCR and I missed a few shows.  And as I said I 
>would, I did get even.  Heh heh.  On a recent trip to her house I tackled 
>her and bit her shoulder until she screamed, screaming "This is for Monday!" 
>For Tuesday I blurted out a secret by accident.  Heh heh.  And for Wednesday
>I pinned her down and forced her to eat a Lemon Warhead.  Does anyone know
>about these?  It was pretty funny.  So I guess you can say that I am a 
>little addicted.

Hmmmmmm......I can't see it.  I must only guess that not only does Wife
have us on the line, but two Mothers as well.....Picture your classic
PA Dutch Mother-in-law, and a tackling Tim.....Nope...Can't see it!  He
wouldn't survive!  A man with a Frying Pan in his head!

-Rick.
-- 
Rick Morris                            Email:  rick@sadtler.com
Sadtler Research Labs, Philadelphia   -But I speak for myself
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From: susanm@an.hp.com (Susan Margulies)
Subject: AMC: The Tomato Soup Connection
Reply-To: susanm@hp-and.an.hp.com
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Santa Clara Division
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1.3 PL5
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 04:06:02 GMT

Sorry to dwell on the tomato soup things, but....

I think Brian should have made Dixie tomato soup and
a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner instead of whatever
Italian food he made her on Monday!  That would have made 
my day!  

Gee, we haven't had a "do the writers read the net" challenge
in ages!  Maybe that would be a cute one to ask for?  :]

Susan

Disclamatory P.S.
 I post this at the risk of re-starting controversial debate #5062 
 about whether or not AMC knows RATS exists; be assured that is not
 my intent.  If it upsets you enough that I even *suggested* that AMC 
 may have stationed a lurker among us, please consider printing out 
 this post, tacking it in the center of a dartboard, and throwing 
 flaming darts at it.  Voila, instant flame target, zero cost in 
 bandwidth.  :] Thanks!
 
--
Susan E. Margulies       |  "The young lady with the uzi,
HP Imaging Systems       |   is she single?"
508-681-2153             |       
susanm@hp-and.an.hp.com  |  - River Phoenix as Karl in "Sneakers"

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From: shellys@cbnewse.cb.att.com (michelle.sulski)
Subject: Re: AMC:rate the storylines correction
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 01:50:49 GMT

In article <Bvv3Jt.IL5@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> nbaym@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Nancy Baym) writes:
>Earlier I listed a bunch of storylines and asked people what their favorite
>and least favorite were. PLease keep sending in answers! I just wanted to
>correct that I meant Carter stalking GALEN, "Gloria" was a temporary brain
>spasm. Also someone pointed out the Janet kidnaps Natalie who delivers
>her baby storyline. This brings the list to:
>
>*Will's murder
>*Brian and An Li's marriage
>*Brian and Dixie's "affair"
>*Craig's departure
>*Erica/Dimitri/Angelique/(Jack)
>*Terrence's beating
>*Edmund's paternity
>*Adam/Gloria/Stuart
>*Carter stalks Galen
>*Natalie delivers Amanda
>
How about Hallo's bout with the bottle and her constant
nose infections that seem to have put her voice into 
an infinite  "WHY...ning" mode.
 
Least favorite storyline..Edmund's paternity!

?~~? ShockWaved Shelly
From: sally@anableps.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL:  Character Poll....  sorry, not yet
Date: 10 Oct 1992 00:11:11 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: anableps.berkeley.edu
Keywords: soon

In article <1992Oct9.202753.16097@cbfsb.cb.att.com> mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak) writes:
>
>I'm sorry that I haven't posted this yet but I just haven't been able
>to put that much time together.  I will do it by Monday, I promise.
>
>Have a lovely weekend all.  Go out and buy R.E.M.'s latest!  It is
>incredible!  Right Sally?  :)
>
>"What if I ride, what if you walk....."
>-- 
>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>|  What is it up in the air for?                :   Timothy Mizerak        |
>|  It's going to fall if it's there for long.   :   tm@mhnmc.att.com       |
>|  It's over, it's over me.             R.E.M.  :                          |



YEP...the Timinator is all too correct..."Automatic for the People" is
the best...the songs are an excellent mix of great music, and deep or
silly lyrics which both work excellently....I really can't decide which
are my favorites because I like a particular song for a particular reason,
and each song has its own charm, and great points; the acustic feel to
the whole thing is wonderful, and the orchestration by John Paul Jones,
formly of Led Zepplin is great (hey Tim you bashed me once for using
lyrics to "Starway to Heaven" for my .sig). Buy it buy it buy it...it
is worth the price. And the thing is not to popish, yet is accesible to
most tastes....Now as to WHEN the tour will be? UHHHHHH OHHHH AHHHH


Correction I misquoted something in my last post:
It should state "I am not a loser, I am a break evener" [Rebecca, "Cheers"].

I incorrectly stated "I am a loser, not a break evener"--guess a slip there,
oh well. I think it is a pretty apt quote......

Ciao, 

Spudnix--


-- 
The cat in the hat came back, wrecked a lot of havoc on the way ==> [R.E.M.]
Always had a smile, never reason to, content			==> [AftP]
Their world is flat back ground, too little need to sleep, but to dream
#######Sally A. Wilson#######Spud P. Peel#######sally@mica.berkeley.edu#######
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From: GC.AVW@forsythe.stanford.edu (RAGIN CAJUN)
Subject: Re: AMC:  Carter sighting
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 10:09:57 GMT

In article <9210071528.AA28622@hqsun1.us.oracle.com>,
tburgess@us.oracle.com (Terri Servantes Burgess) writes:
>
>
>
>I was up watching "Roseanne" 10/6 and her sister on the show Jackie
>was talking about his new boyfriend...named Fisher...and he came on
>and looked so familiar...I couldn't quite place the face...but the voice
>was haunting me til I realized it was CARTER without the Gel on his hair...
>for rosanne his hair is a fuller not the business style cut...goodness he is
>pretty young!! I wonder if he will be on the show more often....I couldn't
>believe it was him....he looks like a nice guy....not creepy like on AMC!!!
>
>Anyway...I just couldn't believe the difference.....tia


And if you have ever seen him as The Flash, he has quite a body.
too.  That costume really accentuates his physique.

Alma
From: suzanne+@pitt.edu (Suzanne G Traub)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: SB: Mini-convention info
Date: 12 Oct 92 21:49:35 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh


	I realize that most of you have no idea whether or not you 
actually can (or want to) schlep out to Pittsburgh in mid-January
but for those of you who do, I need the following information:

		1) Are you allergic to dogs or cats?

		2) Are you on a special diet (kosher, vegetarian, etc.)?

		3) Are you averse to sharing a bed?

		4) Is there anything else I need to know about you
			before I arrange your room and board?

	If people don't mind sharing beds and/or living with a dog,
I can guarantee free room and board for about fifteen people (in beds;
more, for those with sleeping bags). More people can be easily accommodated
but you may be on your own for food (once you leave my place, that is).

	On a related note, I'd like to compile a home phone/address list
for all SB'ers, so that we don't lose complete contact with each other
after January. I intend to make a listing of all taped episodes, news 
clippings, storyline summaries, and other SB materials that we compile
during or after the mini-convention(s). If I know your real world 
addresses, then I can send you copies of the materials you request as 
well as keep you updated on whatever else (if anything else) becomes
available. I don't have cable so I don't watch home shopping club, but
it might be fun if a bunch of us sent in a group order for some of the
SB merchandise. Other distributors may also have SB stuff to unload
at blowout prices. I don't mind acting as a central clearinghouse if
poeple are willing to send me the necessary money and information.


Suzanne


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From: jpenovic@wizard.Berkeley.EDU (Jan Penovich)
Subject: Re: GH: Holy the Horrible Homewrecker
Reply-To: jpenovic@1.com
Organization: Encore Computer Corp., Fort Lauderdale FL
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 16:06:18 GMT
Keywords: Anna, Robert, and Holy

In article <1992Oct9.043901.999@olaf.wellesley.edu>,
sdoshi@olaf.wellesley.edu (Sucheta Doshi) writes:
> In article <1992Oct8.151334.17617@cis.ohio-state.edu>
cantor@oyster.cis.ohio-state.edu (scott eric cantor) writes:
> >In article <1992Oct7.205053.10137@olaf.wellesley.edu>
sdoshi@olaf.wellesley.edu (Sucheta Doshi) writes:
> 
Sucheta:Too bad Holly didn't die.  Is that bomb I wished for going to 
        drop on PC any time soon????

scott:	It already dropped on Anna 8^)  Too bad Robert got caught as well.

 Sucheta:Can I ask you a simple, polite question, Scott?  WHY THE #$%^&**((
     don't you like Anna?  I understand that you seem to be basing her entire
     character just on the few months in the beginning when she was trying to 
     sabotage Holy and Robert's marriage, but can't people change? As soon
     [whole bunch of stuff about Robert, Anna, Holly, etal.
     deleted for brevity]
           _______________________________________________________
   	|							|
   	|	Shine on.........				|
Sucheta:|			Scott <Crazy Diamond> Cantor	|
                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  					Got THAT right
Sucheta,

Get a grip.  GH is just a soap.  The characters are just that:
characters played by actors.  The words that come out of their
mouths are put there by writers.

THEY ARE NOT REAL PEOPLE!!!!  Don't take criticism of a
character personally.  Most people in r.a.t.s have fun griping
about the show and making fun of the characters.

This is not intended as a flame, but please chill out and take
a reality check.

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From: johnson@ut-emx.uucp (Karen J. Morgan)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC:  Austin 1 day behind and what to do.
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:59:05 GMT
Organization: U. Texas Center for Space Research

In article <1bk8heINN6jr@eagle.natinst.com> banshee@natinst.com (Jeff Kellam) writes:
>
>As for what to do about it, don't call them and say you are upset; rather
>call them and tell them you are royally P.O.ed, and if they don't do something,
>you'll watch AMC, as well as the rest of your ABC viewing choices, from the
>San Antonio station.  If they ask, LIE.  Tell them you live south of the city,
>and have a **really** big antenna.  

Another good thing to do is tell EVERYONE you know who watches a news
program at noon to boycott the KVUE news show.  That would hit them in
their pocketbook also.

>Jeff K.     

Karen "united we stand" Morgan

-- 
        karen@louise.ae.utexas.edu   -or-   johnson@emx.utexas.edu
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From: rpeck@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (robert william peck)
Subject: Re: OLTL: Mild Spoilers
Organization: Indiana University
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 16:36:21 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.034554.26513@nicmad.uucp> Patricia Peterson@nicmad.uucp (Patricia Peterson) writes:
>...  I also don't like the way Luna has become around him.  She used
>to be a strong woman, but she is turning into a "Oh me, I wish I had a man
>type"
>
I agree with you.  It would indeed be a shame to lose Luna's best
features.  I like the character a lot!  Along similar lines, do you
remember when Luna first 'fell out of the sky' (in a parachute); she and
Tina became fast friends.  During those first couple months, Luna showed
Tina that she (Tina) had remarkable powers--a regular "goddess."  Luna then
guided Tina through several "past-life-regressions."  It sure would be
fun to have some of those types of scenes again!!!

Well, here's (Serenity) mud in your eye, sugar-lump.

--Bob
From: nsax@uoregon.edu (Norma Sax)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: GH Update for Thurs. 10/15
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:19:30 GMT
Organization: university of oregon

fess parker definitely did davy crockett. it was a disney show and was the
hottest thing at the time (circa 1955). coonskin caps were de riguer and
everybody sang, "davy, davy crockett, king of the wild frontier." i'm old
enough to remember and might have even had a coonskin
cap.
From: debraa@poof.WV.TEK.COM (Debra Aubrey;685-3679;63-356;;poof)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: GL: Trivia
Date: 15 Oct 92 00:32:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: pogo.13763
Reply-To: debraa@poof.WV.TEK.COM
Organization: Tektronix, Inc.,  Wilsonville, OR


In article <mcmahon.81@nd.edu>, mcmahon@nd.edu (Sheila M. McMahon) writes:
|> 1) How many wives has Ed Bauer had?  Name them.
	Rita, Holly, Moo

|> 2) How many husbands has Mindy Lewis had? Name them.
	three:  Phillip, Kurt, ??

|> 3) How many wives has Phillip Spaulding had? Name them.
	four:  Mindy, Blake, India, Beth

|> 5) How many children does Alan Spaulding have? Name them.
	one:  Alan-Michael

|> 8) Which of the following women has Ed Bauer NOT slept with?
|>    (Hint: There is more than one answer)

|>            c) Amanda Wexler
|>            d) Vanessa Chamberlain
|>            e) Trish Lewis


|> 9) Who is Donald's favorite character of all time?
	whoever Susan Piper played ...

|> 10) Who is Kent's favorite character of all time?
	Sonni, his Sonni


	Debbie.
Organization: Sophomore, H&SS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Date: Thu,  8 Oct 1992 18:05:23 -0400 
From: Jennifer Allyson Turner <jt3j+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: AMC: That stupid Noxzema girl

Did anyone else want to slap Hannah smart today (I would have said silly
but then I remembered that she already was)?  One of those Erica,
from-the-toes, head-swinging slaps?

I was SO annoyed when she came rushing into Dinah Lee's hospital room to
shut her up.  Could she be a little more stupid?  Doesn't she realize
that Carter isn't going to leave Dinah Lee alone, even if she doesn't
testify?

For goodness sake WAKE UP, HANNAH!  Carter is a psycho.  He gets his
jollies from beating up blonde women.  He isn't going to leave Dinah Lee
alone as long as he feels that she's a threat to him.

And even if it isn't Dinah Lee, it'll be some other unsuspecting blonde.
 Dinah Lee is his fourth victim.  Doesn't she want to stop this man, or
is she too absorbed in her own life to even care about anybody else?

If Dinah Lee is willing to testify, then get the f*ck out of the way
Hannah.  It should be Dinah Lee's decision, not yours!!!!



Sorry if I offended anybody, but Hannah just pisses me off royally. 
Somebody should muzzle her up and throw her down a well. :-)  Isn't it
time for JaNut to come back?  :-)

-Jenn

PS  Where is the Enchantress lately?  I haven't seen her around, or been
hearing much about her lately.  Not since she fainted into Igor's arms.
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From: jaholmes@ee.WPI.EDU (Jennifer Holmes)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: Cortlandt relatives
Date: 8 Oct 1992 15:49:05 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute, Worcester, MA
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From: escheele@us.oracle.com ("The Mad Poet")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: 10/13 episode - Ugh
Date: 14 Oct 92 17:25:02 GMT


This is just getting more and more ridiculous...

Goodbye, TwinKims.  Hello, TripKims(tm Spudnix).  Puh-leeze.  Kim needs
another personality about as much as she needs another lip to quiver.  Does
this mean she'll get 50% more airtime now, to make room for Claire?  Geez,
pretty soon, Patsy will be Crystal's main rival for airtime.  Maybe Crystal
will whine, and TripKims will be sent to Marcusland.  We can only hope...

The "Salem 90210" nickname takes on a whole new meaning now.  They're stealing
this drug plot directly from a 90210 episode (from last season), where
Brandon's (then-)new girlfriend, Emily, spiked his soda with X-stacy in order
to get him to "loosen up" at a rave party in L.A.

Are we going to see John & Iz or Jack & Jenn before Friday?  Or will it just be
more TripKims and CarpetStain?  John and Iz are spending their last days
together, and TPTB think we're more interested in watching Carpetbag get
snubbed by Nikki (way to go, kid!) and Kim sprout another personality.


Hasta,
Core Onary...if not for my Core brothers, Peel sisters, and the other
r.a.t.s.ers, I'd give up on this show...the Mad Poet
                                                                      
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Oracle Corporation		surprise."
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From: rose@cecily.UUCP (Rose M. Delckum)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: A new Newsgroup??
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 14:22:42 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: The New Alaska Riviera
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <1992Oct13.021333.27339@leland.Stanford.EDU>, Elina Aulikki Compton writes:

> I don't know if it is just me, but shouldn't there be more than
> one Soap newsgroup.  With anywhere from 75+ articles in one day,
> it takes a while to rummage through all of the stuff.  And what
> is with the 90210 people?? I didn't realize that 90210 was act-
> ually a soap.. Heck, if I got my way, I'd write about Seinfeld here.
> I'm new here and sorry for any hurt feelings. Please inform me if I'm 
> out of line.   
> 
> rec.arts.tv.AMC?
> rec.arts.tv.ATWT?
> rec.arts.tv.B&B?
> rec.arts.tv.GH?
> rec.arts.tv.GL?
> rec.arts.tv.SB?
> rec.arts.tv.90210?
> rec.arts.tv.all.others.I.missed
> 
> Just an idea.............................Sincerely,
> 
> 					 Scott Compton
> 					 (Scotty de' Enterprise)
> 
> OYIAF:  All of the Star Trekkers get at least five separate groups, and 
> they are only two shows (old&new) and six motion picture movies.
> 
> 


     Scott, 

First of all I'd like to make it perfectly clear that this is not a flame.
However, it is considered good netiquette to read a group before posting
to it, and if you had done so you would've seen that we just got finished
discussing why things are best left the way they are.  Is Melissa Wauford
still in charge of the FAQ?  And if so, is the info on 'why we only have 
one group' included?  If not, I think it should be.  If it is, Scott, you
really should read the FAQ in addition to reading the group for a while
before posting to save bandwidth and tempers.  It gets quite annoying when
people have to constantly repeat the same things.

As for 90210, it's been discussed and agreed upon that it fits the
definition of a soap, as do Knots Landing, 2000 Malibu Road, Twin Peaks
etc.  If you want to discuss Seinfeld, well, it just ain't a soap but
you can hop over to r.a.tv and talk your little heart out.  In addition, 
Star Trek has its own universe and probably pushing 100 or more books, 
including things like Klingon, Romulan and Vulcan dictionaries.  And the
flames between fans of TOS and TNG were atrocious.  Blood and ash everywhere.
So that's why they split.  We're basically a friendly group, and as long
as everyone remembers to post headers everythings fine.  If the volume
upsets you, you might want to see if you have access to a kill file
[*I've* never used one...kill files are for wimps :-)  :-)  :-)]

Rose
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From: jackie8@dasher.uucp (Jackie Brady)
Subject: Re: BH: kelly/dylan
Organization: Bellcore - Piscataway, NJ
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 92 13:17:55 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.080520.9043@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com> lewisg@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com (TEMPORARILY METABOLICALLY ENABLED) writes:
>why do you think they brought kelly's dad into the storyline last night?
>and then have him be a no show???? do you think they will be bringing him
>on later in the season...or were they just proving more common ground 
>between kelly and dylan?? I think they are great together. I love kelly
>and I wish they would get the storyline moving. why are they showing a
>rerun every other week? 

I think you're right and that is the exact reason that they brought
her dad into it.  As a matter of fact, I got reality and tv-ality
mixed up last night when Dylan said something and I thought "Boy he
sure sounded like Josh Taylor when he said that."  :-)

I really wish they'd get this Kelly/Dylan thing rolling along and leave
Brenda out in the cold. Thank heavens she only had a few lines last night.

And the one thing that made the whole episode worth watching for me:
The dress the BH90210 wardrobe dept forced Shannon Doherty to wear.
It made her look uncharacteriscally large in the butt.:-) I know that
is a really mean thing to say, but I *really* am tired of Brenda on
that show.  It's so enjoyable except for her.  flames to /dev/null,
please!
---
Jackie Brady/jackie8@cc.bellcore.com/908-699-5458 (insert usual disclaimer)
(do not reply to the address in "From:" section. Use id in .sig to reply)
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From: mcmahon@nd.edu (Sheila M. McMahon)
Subject: ATWT: Trivia
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 22:04:49 GMT

I decided to try my hand at trivia. I will post the answers next week.

1) How many husbands has Lisa had? Name them.

2) How many husbands has Kim had? Name them.

3) How many husbands has Barbara had? Name them.

4) Who killed James Stenbeck?

5) In what month was Lily born?

6) What is Lisa's maiden name?

7) What is Emma's late husband's first name?

8) How many children does Lyla have? Name them.

9) How many children does John Dixon have? Name them.

10) How many children does Bob Hughes have? Name them.



Enjoy,
Irish