HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Organization: Queen's University at Kingston
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 18:52:10 EST
From: Psycho!! <HOLTONS@QUCDN.QueensU.CA>
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: FLIRTING AS AN OLYMPIC DEMONSTRATION SPORT

>  and with a swish of my longjohns, I'm off into the night .... Kim


     Hmmm... are those the ones with the trap door in the back?


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Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: eleanor@cbnews.cb.att.com (Piglet)
Subject: Re: FLIRTING AS AN OLYMPIC DEMONSTRATION SPORT
Organization: who, me?
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 18:13:26 GMT

In article <1itq8sINNsto@lynx.unm.edu> blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.) writes:
>Lord (of your choice) help us, Canadians and Swiss in a flirting contest?

Lady help me, I read this as "farting contest".  Talk about mixing
threads!


Piglet, recklessly combining threads, mixing metaphors and
        jumbling sales...
From: markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: How can people do that?!!
Date: 10 Jan 1993 18:37:21 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <C0IFxu.8Cq@news.udel.edu> helie@bach.udel.edu (Ray Helie) writes:
>If the relationship is not working out, you /talk/ to your partner.

If your relation is not working out, you take them to the gym with you.
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: mhull@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr Mj Hull)
Subject: Mega-stud seeks large woman....
Organization: Monash University
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 07:33:57 GMT

Hi! I'm a 23 year old engineer who is looking for a casual relationship
with a beefy woman. I'm 6'1, weigh 70kg and have brown fuzzy hair. Looks are
not important! Needless to say, I'm guaranteed disease-free, so sex may be
frequent and violent. I think you'll particularly enjoy Fluffy, my pussy. If
you live too far away, I'd be pleased to enter into an email exchange of
fantasies.

Please reply by email as I don't read this group much.

-Matt
From: bramson@novavax.UUCP (Jennifer Bramson)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Ankle bracelets
Date: 4 Jan 93 16:45:18 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Nova University, Fort Lauderdale, FL


I don't know about it's significance, but anklets (ankle bracelets) have been
around as long as I have -- longer probably.  In East Indian and African 
cultures women adorn their ankles, necks, ears, heads, arms, wrists, and waists
with chains of gold and silver.  I just got a bracelet from my sister -- from
India -- which is more like a glove of silver.  The mesh sits on the back of
my hand and is held down by a ring on the middle finger and a bracelet at the
wrist.

I believe in some cultures, men wear anklets, as well.

Hope this answered your question.

Jennifer Bramson
Center for Psychological Studies
Nova University
bramson@psy.psych.nova.edu
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA (dreas)
Subject: Re: Temptress...
Reply-To: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 93 03:34:01 GMT


If I were to use the term, *temptress*,
would even I get that 8.5 automatically?  </.Q
                                              \
                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

dreas
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: update on the mother wanting to kill me
From: Gregory L. Woods, Jr. <GWOODS@NDSUVM1.BITNET>
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 18:00:32 CST
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computer Network

    Well here's an update on my situatio concerning my relationship
with a 19 yearold "girl". I decided to just break it off.(actually
her mom's choice) Her mom said if I ever tried to get any
contact with Angela ever again she would make Angela sign a
restraiing order against me. So naturally (she may be worht a
fight like that, but I am not up to it) I am moving on. We
had something good, just too bad she couldn't mature. I am so
much wiser from this situation, the funny thing is that I still
love her, but alas it will never be.
Greg
From: dhardin@bbn.com (Dawn Hardin)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Her mother wants to kill
Date: 11 Jan 1993 17:14:49 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: bbn.com

In article <93009.122558GWOODS@NDSUVM1.BITNET>, Gregory L. Woods, Jr. <GWOODS@NDSUVM1.BITNET> writes:
> In article <1993Jan9.044341.29342@zip.eecs.umich.edu>,
> sitar@oosik.sprl.umich.edu (Robert J. Sitar) says:
> >

If the mother is scared, possesive, but still basically rational, then it
might make sense to try to spend more time with her. Would it make sense
to go to church with them, or are you too far away?  If she could get to
know you better under those neutral settings, then she might come to
like you better and realize that her relationship with her daughter has
to change.  If she's just flat out not rational about things, then 
trying to hang around and be friendly would be a very bad idea.  You'd
probably be better off just staying away.  She sounds pretty irrational
from what you've posted, but of course we can't tell without knowing the
people involved.

And talk to your counselor about it too.  Your girlfriend will hopefully
see that going to a counselor isn't so scary when she sees you going and
people not ostracising you for it, and hopefully she'll go too.

Dawn
"What if I had PMS all my life, and told you you looked just like Barney Fife,
What if I twisted it in like a knife, Until it made you cry? Until it made
you lie? Would you still love me?"
"What If..." by Bongwater
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA (dreas)
Subject: Re: ISO Babes
Reply-To: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 93 23:51:34 GMT

In article 4349@mtu.edu, rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi) writes:
>In article <1993Jan9.020733.157@sol.UVic.CA> atovorni@engr.UVic.CA writes:
>>In article 1iift0INNm4p@uwm.edu, markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark) writes:
>>
>>>The most wretched curse uttered by you delights my ears in the bliss of
>>>its sweet sound.  Engage me with your spoken word, and I will likewise seek
>>>your engagement.
>>
>>Yeccch and Fehhh! 
>>
>>You are undoubtedly proposing too much for my tastes. 
>>Are you sure this belongs in soc.singles?
>>
>>Gosh, I would have sworn that I was reading arc!
>
>   Easy dreas don't blow your shorts, (who just got alt so he 
>should be given time to adjust to the overlo(r|a)de)
>
>From what I scan he's asking for good phone s&m.  Not much else.
>And at least he's not competin' for the babes who are a little
>more adventurous right?

Thank you for clearing THAT up.
I thought he was proposing to me!

Er, righty right right, my feathered droog!

dreas
From: martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Mega-stud seeks large woman....
Date: 8 Jan 93 11:52:02
Organization: UNC Department of Computer Science
NNTP-Posting-Host: grover.cs.unc.edu
In-reply-to: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com's message of Thu, 7 Jan 1993 22:34:12 GMT

In article <1993Jan7.223412.17691@spectrum.xerox.com> eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (J. Erik Radmall) writes:

   In article xl@lynx.unm.edu, blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.) writes:
   > In article <1993Jan7.104810.26647@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu> ron@turing.toronto.edu (Ron Wessels) writes:
   > >mhull@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr Mj Hull) dreams:
   > >>Hi! I'm a 23 year old engineer who is looking for a casual relationship
   > >>with a beefy woman.
   > >I am truly cowed by the thought!
   > 
   > Well, it was a personal ad in the wrong newsgroup, but as they say, 
   > To err is human, to forgive, bovine.
   > :)
   > r.

   I had to check myself from posting some stupid followup sentence with
   the word "udder" in it.

Why?  We coulda milked that one for days.

--
		Charles R. Martin/(Charlie)/martinc@cs.unc.edu
     Dept. of Computer Science/CB #3175 UNC-CH/Chapel Hill, NC 27599-3175
	    3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754
     "Oh God, please help me be civil in tongue, pure in thought, and able
      to resist the temptation to laugh uncontrollably.  Amen." -- Rob T
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance
From: ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix)
Subject: Re: Where did you meet your SO?
Organization: Wild Bill & BabyCat's House of Many Pleasures
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 17:34:24 GMT



I met my Husband thru a post he made to Soc.couples/alt.romance.


Ellon St. Croix



--
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I cross my heart, and promise to give all I've got to give to make all
your dreams come true...In all the world, you'll never find a love
as true as mine!                   I Love you!       WCS & ESS 4/18/92
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: ron@turing.toronto.edu (Ron Wessels)
Subject: Re: Any Available Jewish Men Out There??
Organization: CSRI, University of Toronto
Date: 5 Jan 93 21:54:13 GMT

mine@iowegia.uucp (shelley kitsis) writes:
> [ deleted ]
> ...
>And I do hope that everyone is sensible enough to drop this whole 
>thing!!

Not likely, after some of the best flame-bait I've ever seen posted by
a newcomer.  Congratulations, I'm truly impressed.  You wouldn't happen
to know a chap by the name of Thomas Arra, would you?

-- 
Ron Wessels		University of Toronto		ron@turing.toronto.edu
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: desiree@netcom.com (Desiree Champagne)
Subject: Re: Facial hair
Summary: Sunday morning.  IT's cold outside.
Organization: 88 Lines about 44 Women...
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 20:38:26 GMT

In article <thurlow.726690280@convex.convex.com> thurlow@convex.com (Robert
 Thurlow) ponders the questions:

>1) What do you generally think of a well-trimmed beard?

	Depends on what you mean by well-trimmed.  If you mean like
short and well kept. Nope. I don't think I'd like it.  Now if you mean
like artistically groomed, then I'd say go for it.  (By artistically
groomed I mean like the time I shaved my legs in a leopard print pattern;
took a lot of time, but it was worth it and I save a lot of money on
buying patterned stockings.  Now if you add artistic dying techniques
to that -- all the better...)

>2) For those of you who have met me, would you think a beard would
>   prompt a compliment or peals of laughter?

	Hmmmm.  I'd crack up.  I'm sure of it.  

L&K

Desiree

Xref: sparky soc.singles:35324 alt.sex:40936 soc.veterans:1443
From: scw@ollie.SEAS.UCLA.EDU
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.sex,soc.veterans
Subject: Re: Speaking Of Being ProAirBorne....
Date: 5 Jan 93 01:19:36 GMT
Reply-To: scw@ollie.SEAS.UCLA.EDU (Stephen C. Woods)
Followup-To: soc.singles
Organization: UCLA School Of Engineering & Applied Science

>>And what in hell is immoral about parachuting or being a ranger?
>Gordo,
>Drieux was just joshing. (I think. ;-))
>
>But then again, you know what they say about jumping out of poifectly
>good aeroplanes.

Humphhhh! i can tell that you've never looked carefully
at a jump plane.  Perfectly good indeed. <Fehhh, a pox upon this worthless
unairworthy piece of trash>
-----
Stephen C. Woods; UCLA SEASNET; 2567 BH;LA CA 90024; (310)-825-8614
UUCP: ...{ibmsupt,ncar!cepu}!ollie}!scw  Internet:scw@SEAS.UCLA.EDU
"Non, je ne regrette rien"--1er RE de Para 1963
Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.women,soc.men,misc.legal,alt.abortion.inequity
From: kevin@clsi.COM (Kevin Cameron)
Subject: Re: Choice For Men != Not Wanting Children (was: Pre-Sex Contract)
Originator: kevin@dubhe
Reply-To: kevin@clsi.com
Organization: CAD Language Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 19:26:08 GMT


In article <1993Jan11.161604.25184@jato.jpl.nasa.gov>, michael@neuron6.jpl.nasa.gov (Michael Rivero) writes:
> 
>   I used to be a feminist supporter. I was a total sucker and a fool,
> and will never repeat that mistake again!
> 

Sympathize,.. but don't you feel this is a bit extreme. Have you had other
relationships, or was that the only one ?

Kev.
-- 

WHFS: Living in a screwed-up place in a screwed-up time with screwed-up people,
      does not necessarily mean you are screwed-up.
From: phantasm@iastate.edu
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Seductress...
Date: 6 Jan 93 19:52:09 GMT
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA

stef@apple.com writes:

> Don't sweat it. We're hard judges on soc.singles; 8.5 is a very respectable
> suck-up score. :-)

Continue to sing your siren song and I won't be able to refuse you...

phantasm
Xref: sparky soc.singles:35532 alt.romance:15748 alt.romance.chat:22920 soc.penpals:5107
From: nin15b63@merrimack.edu (The Wolf)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance,alt.romance.chat,soc.penpals
Subject: Re: Do you have a good pickup line?
Date: 6 Jan 93 18:27:57 GMT
Organization: Merrimack College, No. Andover, MA, USA


"Hey, do you ever read soc.singles?"

-- 
 Andy Harrington                      | nin15b63@merrimack.edu
 Computer Geek                        | aharrington@ldbvax.lotus.com
 Merrimack College, North Andover, MA | I'm too sexy for this network.
Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.women,soc.men,ba.singles,alt.abortion.inequity
From: drmax@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Marianna Max)
Subject: Re: Where did you meet your SO?
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 14:35:25 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.234226.14687@torsqnt.tor.sequent.com> clever@sequent.com (Cathy Cleverley) writes:
>bss2p@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (Brent S. Stone) writes:
>
>>As long as Heather got the ball rolling on the
>>subject of meeting people, where you meet your
>>current partner?  Theorizing where to meet
>>people is one thing, what works is another.
>>So how about some info for the group?
>
>>BS
>
>
>I sent him a piece of e-mail, of course :-) (I'm sure this has been
>said many times).~
>
>However, the difference is in our first date.  He took me flying (he
>flew the plane, I sat trying not to look *too* nervous).~
>--
>Cathy Cleverley                                 clever@sequent.com

Heh! not so different except I wasn't at all nervous about the flying.
Max
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: gds@york.cs.ucla.edu (Greg Skinner)
Subject: Re: criteria
Originator: gds@york.cs.ucla.edu
Reply-To: gds@cs.ucla.edu (Greg Skinner)
Organization: in your face!
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 16:11:24 GMT

In article <1993Jan06.054357.25436@watson.ibm.com> margoli@watson.IBM.com writes:
>If you were a 20-year-old working in a retirement home, and the only
>people you saw were 80-year-olds, would you say that your lack of
>meeting an acceptable MOTAS was your own, for having requirements that
>the person be within a generation of you?  I tend to think not.

However, if you won't go out and try to meet people within a
generation of you after work, on weekends, on holidays, or on
vacations, you can't blame the fact that you haven't met someone on
the fact that you only work with 80-year-olds.


Xref: sparky soc.singles:36131 alt.romance:15958
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance
Subject: Re: Where did you meet your SO?
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 11 Jan 1993 23:45:27 GMT
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1993Jan6.064348.26971@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, bss2p@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (Brent S. Stone) writes:
>As long as Heather got the ball rolling on the 
>subject of meeting people, where you meet your
>current partner?  Theorizing where to meet
>people is one thing, what works is another.  

I've met all but one of my previous SOs through mutual friends.  
One I met at a night club, but that was very brief and I wouldn't recommend
night clubs to anyone (not brief as in one night, but a matter of weeks) and he
was WEIRD!!

Cute, but WEIRD!

Girls, you want to get good odds?  Join the army.  I was there briefly and
there were plenty of men  - like about a 100:1 male:female ratio.  If only I'd
been single at the time ...

Ain't that always the way though?!!




Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
                                      >
                                     \_/
From: blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Too Young 2B single
Date: 12 Jan 1993 07:06:31 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
NNTP-Posting-Host: carina.unm.edu

In article <1iihbuINNqiu@mirror.digex.com> alby@access.digex.com (Albatross) writes:
>Lemme tell ya, it's hard ta meet a girl that's single and in her 20's
>cause the one's I've run into all have boyfriends, or there FAT, or
>they look ugly...  Just can't win either way,and I'm they type of
>guy that wants a girl to love me, as well as show her off to people I know
>						Albatross

Gee, you wouldn't think a 'personality' would help, do you?
Try dating >women<. They are, in general, much more interesting than the girls.
r.
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.)
Subject: Re: rON bashing
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 93 07:16:07 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1993Jan4.184033.6612@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:
>>(yeah, my idea of hell- one terminal with a newsreader- alt.romance.chat...
>>at 300 baud...on a green-screen... :)
>available are base-model ADM3's with twelve-line displays and no lower
>case running at 110 baud.  But, on the positive side, the alt.romance.chat
>posters down here have gotten into a really K00L contest to see who can
>come up with the biggest .sig with the best ASCII pictures of bunnies,
>ducks, and lots and lots of net.roses.

AIEEE! I'll be good! I'll be good! :)
r.
Newsgroups: soc.singles,soc.men,soc.women
From: jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton)
Subject: Re: Duck and Jive (was Re: Pre-Sex Contract )
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 16:05:00 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.033941.4412@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:
>>margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis) writes...
>>
>>>Please report to james dutton for sensitivity training.
>>
>>Who is James Dutton?
>
>Who is james dutton?  Indeed, that's quite a question:  sure, we all know
>james as "Mister Sensitivity" and as the soc.singles storyteller who
>brings us the most poignant tales that illustrate true human feelings and
>give all of us a deeper understanding on the human condition, but how many
>of us really know james dutton the person?  How many of us can truly say
>that we've had the chance to luxuriate in the warmth of his incredible
>empathy and understanding, to feel ourselves grow as human beings just 
>listening to his words of understanding and compassion?  Who else among
>us is so sensitive that he develops sympathy cramps just from knowing
>that someone else had to sit through "Ishtar"?  Who else is so sensitive
>that he was personally responsible for the phrase "not a dry seat in the
>house"?  (Don't worry--New, Improved, Extra-strength Depends have cured 
>this problem.)  Who else is so sensitive that he develops sympathy "being
>yelled at by a judge" pains just because his ex-wife neglected to pay child
>support?
 
He sounds like a religious experience unto himself. 
Strong enough for a man yet made for a women.
 
>Not 350 milligrams, not 500 milligrams, not even 1000 milligrams, new,
>improved Ultra-Strength Anvil is a full 260 Kilograms--strong enough
>to mash even the toughest headache into an unrecognizable pulp!
>    
 
I'll take a crate.
 
>

 
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Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode)
Subject: Re: Need help: ISO SAF...
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 21:47:44 GMT

In article <93006.145920MMIQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> <MMIQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>I am on a quest, I am searching for that one special Single Asian
>Female.  So far, no luck at all.  I live in New York City.
>Anybody out there have any advice?

Hmmmm...does she have to have green eyes?

Trygve   (Got rid of the spike through my head years ago, thanks.)

--
Coming up next:  "Satan has been charging his purchases to my Visa card!"

Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: mel@niblick.ecn.purdue.edu (Meloney D Cregor)
Subject: Re: Any Available Jewish Men Out There??
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 01:40:13 GMT

In article <JULIE.93Jan11191949@cucbs.chem.columbia.edu> julie@cucbs.chem.columbia.edu (Julie Wright) writes:
>my father are biologists, so they have an excuse for their peculiarities.
>
>I don't think they met over a roadkill or anything romantic like that,
>but they did meet in grad school.  They got divorced later but stayed
>on friendly terms and still exchange presents like a book called 
>"Flattened Fauna" (a guide to identifying particularly squashed roadkills)
>and a T-shirt with pictures of various animal scats (i.e. turds).

Hmmm.  I wonder if this is a biologist thing.  I still have my copy of
"Flattened Fauna"  and found it quite amusing.

As to exercise and reading/learning, I don't find them mutually
exclusive.  It is very possible to do both simultaneously, to some
extent.  I usually always have a book to read while I am doing
the exercycle or stairstepper and such ( it does get a little more 
--
                  You got to love me with a feeling,
                  Or you don't love me at all.
                                   -- ?
From: pdsmith@bbn.com (Peter D. Smith)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Upper Midwest
Date: 12 Jan 1993 18:05:15 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: bbn.com
Summary: ... but there's lots of food! ...

In article <C0H9vA.G0o@unix.portal.com> mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank) writes:
>Does anyone know why the upper midwest is so awful for meeting
>anyone? like i mean there is just no one here.

Yeah, but think of the food!  Huge portions of crispy fried chicken!
Half-pound orders of french fries!   Entire dinners for five bucks!

Yummmm!


			    Peter D. Smith
			    "Too many Rice Cakes"
			          ,or,
			    "I'm on a diet, and have already gained a pound"
Xref: sparky soc.singles:36316 alt.romance:16011
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance
Subject: Re: Where did you meet your SO?
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 13 Jan 1993 03:25:55 GMT
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
 <1993Jan6.233456.24005@borland.com>,<1iif86INNm1p@uwm.edu> <1it53lINNqdj@golem.wcc.govt.nz>,<1993Jan12.142524.1@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz>
Distribution: world
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1993Jan12.142524.1@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz>, quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>
>   Such is life in a US contaminated - I mean DOMINATED global information
>village.
>
>- Tony Q. (Wait a minute, if this is a global village, which of us is the
>village idiot ?)

You may have that honour, Mr Quirke!!






Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
                                      >
                                     \_/
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine)
Subject: Re: Too Young 2B single
Organization: Don't blame me, I voted for Bill 'n' Opus
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:32:02 GMT

In article <76536@apple.apple.COM> pooh@Apple.COM (Pooh) writes:
>
>Hon, I have a boyfriend, I'm fat, AND I'm ugly ... but at least
>I'm getting laid and you're not.  Take a look at your last
>sentence and see if you can figure out why you're losing.

Well, if you want to call yourself "fat", I'm not going to insist on
correcting you, but I draw the line at "ugly" -- nope, not ugly, not at
all.
-- 
                         --- Aahz (the *other* Dan Bernstein)
                             @netcom.com 

Hugs and backrubs -- I break Rule 6

Red shirts finish faster.