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From: dagbrown@napier.uwaterloo.ca (Dave Brown)
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 00:47:58 GMT

In article <1993Jan9.110628.23435@zooid.guild.org> Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>From sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
>>Gee, here's a stab in the dark - WHY DON'T YOU GET IT????? Look in last year's
>>yearbook....ask a friend...ask one of her friends.....ask a teacher....
>
>    She's in grade 9.

Phah.  Do you know anybody who knows her?  That'd be a good start...I've gone
through lists of people to find out a girl's name before.

>
>    I could get it.. SOOOOO easily, but I can't.  I don't know if I want
>too.  I'll explain my fear sometime when I have more time.

Lack of self-confidence is easy enough to get over...it just takes a few
years, and an extreme desire to be your very own person.  And a certain amount
of obnoxiousness :-) .
>
>>>    Ah well.. The chance will come.. I guess..
>>
>>Not if you don't do something :-)
>
>    Sure it will.  It has before.

Not necessarily.  I've like girls before, done nothing, and had absolutely
no chance whatsoever to get to "accidentally" meet them.  Screw up your
courage and talk to her sometime--it's not _that_ tough.  You just have
to fake self-confidence.  (It's not that difficult striking up a 
conversation with a stranger.  Trust me...)

-- 
Dave Brown
dagbrown@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca
Phone: (519) 747-5413
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Suicide
X-To: JARED QUINN
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 22:24:00 GMT

From jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
>my  plan  was to get pissed and then cut some vital vains... I got too
>pissed and couldn't hold the knife!!!

    Heh.  Nice backfire.

>|    Just some things I'm interested to know at the moment.
>
>have  a  squiz  at alt.suicide.holiday i'm a regular on that newsgroup
>too

    I don't get that newsgroup.

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    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

            SUPRESS THE POOR, SAVE THE RICH, KILL THE STRANGE
From: bull@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: Feet  was Re: I shoulda just done it...
Date: 8 Jan 93 07:51:50 +1100
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <lynx.34i3@terapin.com>, lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:
> Welp, I would aree that foot massages are a selfindugent and sensual thing, but
> I think most girls/women would be insulted if you mentioned disinfectent (I
> know I would be).  Girls feet don't smell at all like guys feet do.  If you
> said that they would think you thought theirs did.

        It was a woman (a nurse actually) who suggested to me to use
disinfectant. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.



           Bull@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au  OR  bull@monu1.cc.monash.oz
                    DOD# 251  '84 VF 750   Closet Ducatisto
             Disclaimer. If you love your llama, let it lambada.
From: daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 93 16:30:24 EST
Reply-To: daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net  (Daniel Drucker)
Organization: Abnormalities of Reality

lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:

> Re: the girl with the shoe thing.
> 
> Andrew, dear lad, I'm sure there is some local BBS where if ya made a post yo
> could get her number, address and how many pets if ya wanted.
> 
> You could always stare at her feet and then look at her and say, "Well, if ya
> ever need your shoe rescued again, or any other article of clothing, I'd be
> happy to help.  So, does this kinda thing happen to ya often?"
                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I saved a girl named Janice from drowning 5 times in one summer...

BTW...anyone here ever go to Exploration Summer Camp?



--
Daniel Drucker        N2SXX       Coconut seashells whispering to me
daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net         "Forever, forever, my Coda..."
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 18:09:26 GMT

daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker) writes:

|jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn) writes:

|no no no. Use the computer all day. Stay with the girl all night.

Well I'll be spendin' a bit of time with her as soon as she gets  back
from her dads now I am back from my short and boring holiday...

-Jared-- 
Jared Quinn
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jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au       | A great philosopher once wrote:        i
3:622/401.0@fidonet.org          | Naughty,  Naughty,  Very Naughty!    \___/ 
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------------
Tought/Quote of the Day:
Ill play with it first and tell you what it is later.
MILES DAVIS
From: daniel@mertwig.uucp (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: Hi!
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 93 16:32:32 EST
Reply-To: daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net  (Daniel Drucker)
Organization: Abnormalities of Reality


> musical interests are Metallica, Guns-N-Roses (isn't Axl *cute*?), Slaughter

Shades of 'people NOT connnect TO ReaLiTY', if anyone's seen that...


--
Daniel Drucker        N2SXX       Coconut seashells whispering to me
daniel%mertwig@uunet.uu.net         "Forever, forever, my Coda..."
From: gpt@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (gabe.p.torok)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: sigh
Date: 5 Jan 93 02:47:12 GMT
Organization: AT&T


	Hey everybody!  Today, the first day of school in what seems only a few days but really 10, was the worst homework-wise in ages.  The teachers really 
piled it on.  Try to see if you understand this geometry doozy:
	PROVE:
	In an isosceles triangle, the sum of the lenghts of the perpendiulars
	drawn to the legs from any point  on the base is equal to the length
	of an altitude drawn to one of the legs.(Hint:draw line segment PF
	perpendicular to line segment AG.)

Fun, huh?  And we got 7 more proofs, and that's just Geometry.

I guess I shouldn't complain since the same things probably hapened to 
you guys to .  WEll, I guess my homework break's over.  See ya tomorrow.


			Aliza
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
Subject: Re: Bleh
Reply-To: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 19:58:27 GMT

We have a test on all that stuff on Wednesday. Damn it, I can't 
tell a circle from a fucking ellipse. I'll just have to kiss up
to the teacher some more. That's the secret to getting good grades.
From: kurnik@lds.loral.com (Timothy J. Kurnik)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Age in relationships
Date: 7 Jan 93 13:22:26 GMT
Reply-To: kurnik@lds.loral.com
Organization: Loral Data Systems

In article 11761@scorch.apana.org.au, jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn) writes:
> sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper) writes:
> 
> as she goes to another school...  the slight prob  is  she's  2  years
> younger then me (she's only 13),  but neither of us seem to mind  that
> at  all...  tho  some  people seem to think that she's not ready for a
> relationship as serious  as  ours  at  that  age...   We  think  thier
> wrong...
> 

My girlfriend and I have a similar situation.  I'm 26 and she's 16.

We met nearly 20 months ago when she was 14 and I was 24.  Of course, it was her
and I against the world.  Her dad had the police visit me a couple of times and
her mom (their divorced) was threatening to put a restraining order on me.  We
still found ways to see each other, though.  I'd go to the mall or beach (I live
in Florida) and she'd arrange a ride with her parents or a friend.  They had no
idea she was going to meet me at these public places.  I'm sure it crossed their
minds, but they weren't about to keep her secluded.

Anyway, to make a long story short, she convinced her mom that I was a nice guy
and she should meet me before passing judgement.  They invited me to dinner one
night around Thanksgiving of 1991, and the rest is history.

Her mom (and dad) both love me to death.  I see her every day.  I have a key to
her house.  We've gone camping with her dad and also with friends.  We go
shopping together, see movies, go to the beach, etc., etc.

If you really love each other, it'll happen.  I'm living proof.  You CAN fight
the world and win if you believe in what you're fighting for.

Just a little info for you to digest...

SEE YA!

- T.J.
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
Subject: Re: I shoulda just done it...
Reply-To: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 00:18:56 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.234411.10810@zooid.guild.org>, Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>From sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
>>I got a test on that stuff tomorrow. Just thought you might like to
>>know. Course III right? I think I finally got it.
>
>    Ack.  I had a test on it all and I got 18/30.  Not too bad, considering
>that I thought I was going to fail for sure.  All my other tests have been
>80's or high 70's lately, so that's not too bad.
>
I got a 35/40 but I had hoped to do better. That brought my average down 
:-( to a 95.5%. Oh well. 

>    It's just grade 11 math.
>
So is what I'm taking. It's called Course III here.

>                                                  Andrew
>
-Scott

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: More spewage...
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 17:31:36 GMT

arbrown@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Amy Brown) writes:

|	Christmas...  it was great while it lasted.  Except for 
|my dear mother being a over-protective, jealous wench.  But that
|I'm used to.  It gave me a reason to look forward to coming back
|here.

Yeah Xmas was pretty cool.. I have an over-protective jealous wench of
a monther too so I know the feeling....  But I live with her all the time...

|	For christmas I got:
|		-an awesome red silk shirt
|		-Coda by Led Zeppelin (on CD, of course)
|		-Made in the Shade by the Stones (also CD)
|		-various assorted munchies, as usual
|		-a Far Side book (Cows of the World)
|		-a bunch of candles (I'm a small-time pyro) from my
|			new honey

cool... I got this computer and the new sterio to  share  with  my  to
younger  bros  (yukK!),  they  don't  use BBSes much so I get a bit of
freedom  from  there  on here... come to think of it they dont use the
computers much either...   I  got  2  cassingles  from  them,   a  new
multimeter, oh my rollerblades of course...  and money...  there'd  be
things i missed but can't think of all at the moment...

hmm  you  got  something  from  your new honey for xmas,  I got my new
girlfriend 2 days after xmas... I met her at skatin...

|	I can't remember what else--oh yeah, the Use Your Illusion II
|video--how could I forget?  

Fairy Nuff.. I'm not a Big GnR fan...  I dont mind them, they  have  a
FEW good songs...  I really love November Rain tho...  
 
|	My mummy also bought me a couple of posters--one of Izzy 
|and one of Slash.  She is a newly minted Slash fan--she watched the
|video with me a couple of times.

Hmm..  My  other  brother  got me a cool Roxette poster (i'm a roxette
fan),  and November Rain is on the Radio!!!

|	Anyway, enough spewage for now.  I have to go find a 
|guy with a truck so my bro can move out of my room and I can
|have my bed back.  TTYL...

Yeah all this spew is making my keyboard sticky...

cya lata!



-- 
Jared Quinn
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------O---O-
jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au       | A great philosopher once wrote:        i
3:622/401.0@fidonet.org          | Naughty,  Naughty,  Very Naughty!    \___/ 
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Tought/Quote of the Day:
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
BUCKMINSTER FULLER
	

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: arbrown@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Amy Brown)
Subject: Re: Emm... 'morning
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 00:36:45 GMT

In article <1993Jan10.173545.20420@zooid.guild.org> Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
>From sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
>>In article <12849.69314918@kiwi.gen.nz>, david@kiwi.gen.nz (David Lilienthal) w
>>ites:
>>>Hmm.. hello... wondering what ages post here... I'm 14 and I'm poating fron
>>>Kiwi~! in Auckland. New Zealand..please respond if u'r interesting like me 8=)

[People introducing themselves deleted]

Name:  Amy Brown
Where I am now:  Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Where I call home:  Prince Albert / Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
Age:  17
What I do with my life:  Math at University of Waterloo, 1st Year
What I do for fun:  listen to music, read, listen to music, go out
, listen to music, bum around.  Mostly I listen to music though...
Musical Preferences:  Rock.  Namely Guns N'Roses, Eagles, Led Zeppelin,
	Extreme, Paul Simon, The Beatles, Metallica (mostly old), 
	...  lotsa stuff.
What else I do:  correct other people's spelling, watch MuchMusic whenever
I have the chance, slag off rap music and immature people, write letters.

I gotta go.  TTYL...

Amy
From: bull@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Re: Bleh
Date: 12 Jan 93 23:34:09 +1100
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:
> From arbrown@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Amy Brown)
>>Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zoo
>>d.guild.org> writes:
>>>From biddy@ping.actrix.gen.nz (Bridget Ingham)
>>>>>     I like math, actually.  I just get bored sometimes...
>>>>
>>>>You think maths is BORING???????!!!!! It's my favourite subject!
>>>
>>>    "Run away!  Run away!"
>>        Ahhrgh!   What _is_ that?  my boyfriend keeps saying it and it sounds
>>familiar!  _Who_ are you quoting???  I'm going to go mad!
>
>     Heh heh heh...
>
>
>     I think I've found the running joke for this group...

        Erg! Is this supposed to be some sort of punnishment Andrew, and
can you sing the lumberjack song? (that was a hint Amy)

                Gareth "I'm a computer op and I'm ok" Bull

           Bull@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au  OR  bull@monu1.cc.monash.oz
                    DOD# 251  '84 VF 750   Closet Ducatisto
             Disclaimer. If you love your llama, let it lambada.
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
Subject: Re: Fighting
Reply-To: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 20:26:18 GMT

In article <C0pCJ8.190B@austin.ibm.com>, jlpicard@austin.ibm.com (Craig Becker) writes:
>
>An event on the teevee show _Home Improvement_ last week leads me
>to ask alt.kids-talk: How do you (and your parents) handle things
>when you get in a fight?
>
>Scenario (from _Home Improvement_): Another kid was teasing Brad
>(called him a "diaper-baby"), so Brad punched him, resulting in a 
>fight, the principal sending a note home, etc. Brad ended up being
>grounded. The father's advice was that Brad should "learn to laugh
>with the other kid."
>
>I think the father's advice was highly unrealistic, as I think 
>we can all remember past experiences wherein we were teased/insulted
>mercilessly by another kid to the point where, if we _didn't_ punch 
>them, we later wished we had.
>
>So, I ask you:
>
>When (if ever) do you think it's proper to take a swing at someone?

When they swing at you.

>What do your parents tell you about fighting?

They used to tell me to stand up to people and fight (!), but don't really say
anything now, because it doesn't come up.

>What do your parents do when you get in a fight?

Never have.

>What do you think is the best way (if such a thing exists) to avoid
>getting in a fight?

Shoot the person. That way there's no struggle and it's a quick death. Really,
though, there's not much you can do to avoid it if somebody else wants to
fight.

>Last week I asked similar questions on misc.kids and got some interesting
>responses from parents...I think it would be cool to get some input from
>"the other side".
>
>Please email me (or post, if you can't email) and I'll summarize the
>responses, along with the responses I got from parents. All responses
>will be anonymous, unless you tell me that you don't care.
>
>With your help, this could be an interesting little summary, so let me
>know what you think!
>
>Thanks!
>
>Craig
>
-Scott J. Kleper
"Sgt. Kleper"

>-- "You will have the tallest,    Craig Becker, Object Technology Products --
>--  darkest leading man in               Internet: jlpicard@austin.ibm.com --
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>--   - Merian C. Cooper to Fay Wray               VNET: JLPICARD at AUSVM1 --
>
>
>-- 
>-- "You will have the tallest,    Craig Becker, Object Technology Products --
>--  darkest leading man in               Internet: jlpicard@austin.ibm.com --
>--  Hollywood."                     IBM TR: jlpicard@woofer.austin.ibm.com --
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Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: dagbrown@napier.uwaterloo.ca (Dave Brown)
Subject: Re: Age in relationships
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 00:50:40 GMT

In article <1993Jan9.215410.27884@ultb.isc.rit.edu> sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>In article <1993Jan8.213817.11184@athena.mit.edu>, zhu@athena.mit.edu (Erin Zhu) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan7.132226.1380@lds.loral.com> kurnik@lds.loral.com writes:
>>
>>>My girlfriend and I have a similar situation.  I'm 26 and she's 16.
>>
>>Try 17 and 33...
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> is that legal?

Depends on whether the laws say 16 or 18.  Or 14, in some places...but what
do they find to talk about?


-- 
Dave Brown
dagbrown@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca
Phone: (519) 747-5413
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: Bleh
X-To: SGT. KLEPER
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 12:06:00 GMT

From sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Sgt. Kleper)
>Oh God, we're doing that shit too! Wait to you get to hyperbolas!
>They're a real pain in the ass. Ellipses are cool though, and
>circles can be your friends. Also, I never me a conic section I
>didn't like unless it had more than one asymptote. Don't ask...

    I've done most of the stuff you said.

>It's late and I'm very confused. There's not school tomorrow -
>I'm in denial.

    I'm just looking forward to coffee.

---
    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: arbrown@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Amy Brown)
Subject: Re: TGIF
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 20:46:55 GMT

In article <1993Jan10.063208.3404@ultb.isc.rit.edu> sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>In article <C0LIAI.G8J@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu>, arbrown@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Amy Brown) writes:
>
>>	That's okay.  We can  cope.  Besides, aren't discussions about
>>foot massages and suicide interesting enough for you?  Write to Andrew or
>>Scott, they sound like they could use some cheering up...
>
>   Is it that obvious?
	Oh yeah, you guys are so subtle...:-)  But I feel so bad for you 'coz 
I went through the same shit you're going through, only maybe not as bad
'coz I'm a girl so I don't have the pressure of having to do the asking
out.  But there's not really much that anyone else can do for you, 
especially under these circumstances.  Self-esteem comes from within,
for the most part.  I mean, from what I can tell, you and Andrew are 
really cool people, but just me saying that won't make you believe it,
and not even the girl of your dreams going out with you will ultimately
make you like yourself.  
	But I'm babbling.  I wish I could make you (collectively) feel better,
but there's not much I can do except tell you to hang in there, it'll
get better, it can't get no worse.  Oh, and there's absolutely no logic
behind not asking someone out, especially if youcan get them alone to 
minimise embarrassment in case of rejection...
	But enough pep talk.  It's not like I'd know anyway.  Good luck.

Amy

Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: Deep Spew
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:00:47 GMT

Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org> writes:

|    True:  I was asked by a young girl on the bus today if I was Jewish.  I
|replied "Yes." as I put a candy cane in my mouth. (I'm athiest, BTW.)

Yeah, i've been asked that before...

I was brought up a roman catholic, I went to catholic schools  all  my
life till 1/2 way through yr 9 when i changed to a state school, State
schools are much better then catholic ones, BTW... I am Agnostic...

|    What's this --------------------------------------------------->
|    Position 69.

|    Bleh.  It's not creativity; It's stupidity.

Agreed....


-- 
Jared Quinn
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jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au       | A great philosopher once wrote:        i
3:622/401.0@fidonet.org          | Naughty,  Naughty,  Very Naughty!    \___/ 
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Tought/Quote of the Day:
Her life was saved by rock and roll.
LOU REED
From: psains@ibis.ru.ac.za (Paul Sainsbury)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Hey!!! AMY BROWN, FROM CANADA!! READ THIS!!!
Date: 11 Jan 93 23:18:47 GMT
Organization: St Andrews College, Grahamstown, South Africa

Hi Amy,

None of my letters seem to get to you, so I thought I'd try this, Is there 
anything wrong with the computers there?

OH well, I am back in school on the 18th! BUMMER DE-LUX!!! 

TTYL ....

From
  Paul
--
Paul Sainsbury - St Andrews College, Grahamstown, South Africa
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