From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.politics.kibo,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Kibo's Final Decision on VP, Cabinet, etc.
Date: 28 Aug 92 14:20:53 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <BtontB.Fxy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> tankgirl@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Tank Girl) writes:
>In <1992Aug27.010640.24998@math.ucla.edu> sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:
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>>Ha ha ha!  Wasn't that fun?  Now, some of you may be confused.
>>So, here is your official William Sherman guide!  Clip 'n' save!
>
>thanks, i'll put it to good use when i'm in LA. =)
>
no you won't.  LIAR!!!

>>William Tecumseh Sherman: general, burned down Atlanta and generally
>> stuck it to Georgia, South Carolina and the CSA in general.  Inspired
>> a tank.  Coincidentally, someone has posted a gif of this man in
>> alt.binaries.pictures.misc.  Said "War is all hell," not "war is
>> hell"
>
>i like guys who inspire tanks.  he did not inspire tank girl, though.
>
maybe he did!  do you know who your REAL father is?

>>Phillip Sheridan: civil war general, colleague of the above, source
>> of the quotation "The only good Indian is a dead Indian."  Not a 
>> very highly developed soul
>
>silly rabbit, souls are for the devil!  (plus i'm amazed you didn't crosspost
>this to alt.civil.war.us).
>
He probably posted it seperately.  newbies don't know how to crosspost

>>William Waterman Sherman: landed on Krakatoa in a balloon, etc etc
>> in _The Twenty-One Balloons_ by William Pene DuBois (one of my
>> favorite books as a child, can't imagine why)
>
>i feel it was because of the programming your parents forced you to endure
>when you were a young boy.  ah, the evils professional psychologists can do...
>
so you know his parents, and you don't even know your own?  for shame!
unless of course you ARE one of his parents

>>William Ralph Sherman: wasted everybody's time by posting on a.r.k.;
>> knows Tank Girl.  Not descended from WTS, but is related to
>> that revolutionary crackpot Ethan Allen.  Said "BIFF is
>> not well"
>
>oh baby, you know tank girl.  but in what SENSE do you know tank girl?  and
>BIFF is not well at all.  BIFF bought an MR2.
>
BIFF may have bought an MR2 but he wouldn't know how to use it.

>>Sherman: Mr. Peabody's boy, bears striking resemblance to WRS
>
>man i just love dogs.
>
maybe you should have crossposted to alt.sex.bestiality, or are you a newbie
too?

>>Shermy: one of the original characters in "Peanuts"
>
>tank girl: one of the original characters in "deadline"
>
C Squared: just original (NOT!)

>>Michael Sheridan: high school friend of WRS, descendant of General 
>> P. Sheridan
>
>i knew nobody named sherman or sheridan (or ahkond, for that matter) in high
>school.  i feel i was better off for it.
>
well that's pretty shortsighted of you now, isn't it.

>>Richard and Robert Sherman: wrote the music to "Mary Poppins"
>
>>Richard and Robert Sherman, redux: my brother and father
>
>wait, these are the same people?  and they're not in JAIL?
>
they both had 'Get out of Jail Free' cards

>>Richard Sherlock: some guy I knew in High School
>
>yes?  and what happened to him?  don't leave us hanging like this.
>
we really don't care

>>William Sherman: a cousin of my father's; they met by accident
>> at a party
>
>but did they cause accidents later?
>
they _WERE_ accidents

>>Ulysses Sherman: a guy I went to college with.  I successfully 
>> resisted the urge to mail his parents a letter saying "wrong
>> civil war general, folks."
>
>i knew someone in college whose surname was 'priest' and yet was not a man
>of the cloth.  shocking, that.
>
so?

>>Woody Herman: swing musician, performed "Your Father's Mustache"
>
>al jourgensen: non-swing musician, performed "jesus built my hotrod"
>
Woody jourgenson: nobody

>>Wally Schirra: astronaut
>
>jose jimenez: astronaut (on tv)
>
one of these days, alice, POW, right to the moon

>>Craig Shergold: some kid who does not need any more postcards.
>
>tank girl: some girl who needs more email!
>
then post to misc.test silly!

>>Sherwin-Williams: paint store.
>
>william sherman: painted man.
>
tank girl: tainted woman

>>Wilson Phillips: those singers.
>
>phil collins: dead ringer.
>
roger clemens: baseball flinger

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>-tank girl
>"pop singer"
>
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>tankgirl@fido.econ.arizona.edu                      tankgirl@sage.cc.purdue.edu
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>"I remember the news on NBC that fateful night, hearing how college freshmen
>all over the US were throwing themselves from computer center roofs, their
>delicate ego structures crushed by the brutal act of the USENET psychopath and 
>his doomsday machine."-Kenton A. Hoover (shibumi@turbo.bio.net), in news.groups
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