From: fsmgs@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage])
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge II
Date: 9 Nov 92 04:11:29 GMT
Organization: University of Alaska Computer Network

MAC writes
> Greg Alt writes:
> >MAC writes:
> >>Jason Mitchell writes:
> >>>Greg "I'll keep this going if it's the last thing I do" Alt writes:
> >>>>Jason Mitchell writes:
> >>>>>880840m  writes:
> >>>>>>Simon E. Booth writes:
> >>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
> >>>>>>>>>Anna Szeto writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>James H. Kiley writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jonne Henrikki Kolima writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg "Ben" Franklin writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Steve "Core" Vetter   writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg "Hebrew" Franklin writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. "Hooter Hears a" Horn writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul "Valu" Martz (that's "K"Martz to you, bucko.)  
writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt "Cascade" writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC "D-L-T" writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Matthew "Peter, Paul, Mary, Luke, and John"  
Smith writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Petri "Fish" Karonen writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Erik Estrada writes:
> >                                   >  .-~~~-,Gayla Worrell writes:
> >                                     (       )Greg Alt writes:
> >                                   (         )Greg Franklin writes:
> >              -^x^-               (          )Greg Alt writes:
> >            /~     ~\           (           )Alex Feygin writes:
> >           |         |         (           )Thomas J. Horn writes:
> >           |         |        (           )Greg Alt writes:
> >           |     __ _,       (~~~~-(     )>Alexander Feygin writes:
> >          /\/\  (. ).)       `_'_', (   )}>>Lisa "You Be" Ehren writes:
> >           C       __)       (.( .)-(  )>}>>}MAC writes:
> >           |   /~~~  \      (_      ( )>>}>>}>Greg Alt writes:
> >           /   \ ~===='    /_____/` D)>>>}>>}>>amy writes:
> >         /`-_   `---'         \     |>>>>}>>}>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
> >    .__|~-/^\-~|_/_   |^^^^^^^||    |>>>>}>>}>>>>Greg Alt writes:
> >   __.         ||/.\  |       |OooooO>>>>}>>}>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
> >   \           ---. \ |       |      \ _>}>>}>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
> >  _-    ,`_'_'  .~\  \|__   __|-____  / )}>>}>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin  
writes:
> > <     -(. ).)   > \  ( .\ (. )     \(_/ )>>}>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
> >  ~-       _) \_- ooo @  (_)  @      \(_//.>}>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
> > / /_C (-.____)  /((O)/       \     ._/\~_.>}>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. Horn  
writes:
> >/   |_\     /   / /\\\\`-----''    _|>o<  |__>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin  
writes:
> >|     \ooooO   (  \ \\ \\___/     \ `_'_',  />>>>>>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin  
writes:
> > \     \__-|    \  `)\\-^\\ ^--.  /_(.(.)- _\>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt  
writes:
> >  \   \ )  |-`--.`--=\-\ /-//_  '  ( c     D\>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
> >   \_\_)   |-___/   / \ V /.~ \/\\\ (@)___/ ~|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas Horn  
writes:
> >  /        |       /   | |.  /`\\_/\/   /   />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt  
writes:
> > /         |      (   C`-'` /  |  \/   (/  />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt  
writes:
> >/_________-        \  `C__-~   |  /    (/ />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt  
writes:
> >     | | |          \__________|  \     (/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GUNNAR  
writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC  
writes:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><><>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is  
10/12/92.Lets keep it goin for month.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is  
10/13/92.Lets all bend over for month.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>---->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is  
10/14/92. Lets all eat Jello for Gunth.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's still  
10/14/92.Wet ball hit fellow in bunth.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is  
10/15/92. Fret no more. moves like grunt.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is  
10/16/92. Hit the floor.I'm about to punt.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is  
10/16/92. What a bore,this cascades a runt.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is  
10/17/92. All is quiet on the Western front.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>Today is  
10/18/92. Who's that hiding? It's Allen Funt!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92.   
It is Sunday, so let's all grunt!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>Tiss still  
10/18/92. The 'Skins won. Still on the hunt!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>To fill 10/18/92,  
have some fun, and pull a stunt!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  I  
was first!  I was first!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>It's still 10/19/92.   
I think I'm gonna burst.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  You  
stink like liverwurst.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>I say, it's 10/19/92. I  
drink to Patty Hearst.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>Highway route 10/19/92.  
You drink or die of thirst.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>Today is 10/20/92. To last  
1 month, this cascade will be a 1st.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>The date: 10/20/92. Few  
pass the hunt.This barmaid is the worst.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}My weight: 10/21/92.Lou,pass  
the Huntz.My French braid is cursed.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>Is late: 10/21/92. Drew  
passed dunce. My wrench freight dispursed.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Today is 10/21/92.  Less than  
two until George LOSES!!!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}Yuk, it's 10/21/92.  Cows go  
"moo" when they drink boozes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its still 10/21/92.  I'll have a  
crew when I sail on cruises.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/21/92.  You'll never  
do what I best doozes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  The festival  
day for witches and Druids.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  Elvis will play  
for snitches and Cupids.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm really doing  
this although it is stupids.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm all covered  
with mud.  I'll go change my soeses.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I've got them  
stay-in-the-lab-all-night blueses.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  It seems I've  
followed-up in twoses.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  Gads, you have.   
What ever shall we do?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  The world will end in  
4 days, so stay cool.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  I fell asleep in  
class, only to wake in a pool of drool.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/25/92.  Little Bo Peep's ass,  
groaning slowly, shakes so cruel.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/26/92.  This is my boarding  
pass, I'm flying away, you fool.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  You keep hoarding grass.   
I keep eating stool.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need his  
boarding pass to go back to school.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need to kiss some  
ass to get him some stool.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/28/92.  Push pill pee. Christ combs  
crass. red-rimmed rum rules.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Crush Kill Key!  Waste wombs  
wash!  Mad-mimed mom mules!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Come-on people!  Lets keep  
this parade rollin'!!!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's 10/29/92, do you know where your detachable  
penis is?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you know where your  
inflatable penguin in?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you show your privates to  
Ursala K LeGuin?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tonight's 10/30/92.  No, I blow my privates all over a  
shapely young Finn.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/31/92.  Oh, you break out in hives in sex  
play with dolphins?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/01/92.  I'm the first one in November.  Beat  
That!!!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/02/92.  If Ross Perot wins in November, I'll  
eat my hat!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/02/92  Only 10 more days until we reach a  
month!!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92  Oh, the tendency of hardcore is to  
bleach a runt!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92  Moe, the grenadine's been spilled all  
over the bundt!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92. Vote your concience and kick out that  
skunk.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/04/92.  Clinton is the winner, put Bush in the  
trunk!
> >>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/04/92. Time to get thinner, potassium in my lungs.
> >>>>>>>>>>It's 11/05/92.  This newsgroup is weirder than I ever thunk.
> >>>>>>>>>Today is 11/05/92.  One week to go.  Lets shoot up some junk.
> >>>>>>>>Today is 11/050/92.  Well, whatta ya know, my father was a drunk.
> >>>>>>>Today is 11/06/92.    But I got sprayed by a skunk!
> >>>>>>Today is 11/06/92. Filling the bath-tub with tomato juice, I decided  
to take a dunk!
> >>>>>Today is 11/07/92. One foot in, I slipped. . . think I'll become a  
monk.
> >>>>Today is 11/07/92. 63 people and 27 days.  5 days to go.  Don't  
cascade the incomplete ones! 
> >>>To my dismay,11/08/92. Pee on a steeple and Heaven pays. Why make a  
show?  Don't get laid on your feet, Jones.
> >>Today is 11/08/92  I started this thing, and will end it.  Shall we go  
for another month?
> >Today is 11/08/92.  One more month!  One more month!  One more month!
> Today is still 11/08/92  You asked for it, you'll get it.  One more month  
it is.
Today is 8 Nov 92.  I ask you all, wish me a happy birthday tuesday....


--
The secretary says he's on another line.  
Can I hold for a long, long time?   -TMBG
Michael Schmahl a.k.a. Black-Robe Mage  
Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur,cso.freshmen