HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: BTL101@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: I've been seved!!!
Date: 15 Apr 92 09:49:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92106.054953BTL101
 <4380@calmasd.Prime.COM>
Organization: Penn State University

In article <4380@calmasd.Prime.COM>, rac@calmasd.Prime.COM (Russ Clark) says:
>
>   I'm glad to see that I disturbed you so much that you no longer want me
>   here, that is exactly why I'm here. To make you think about me, you show
>   me that you fear me, or you wouldn't of posted here anoymnously!
>
>   -[Russ.
>
   Fear?.... nah....
     ...but we do find you interesting. Don't they do psychoanalytical testing
   on people like you? --Which book does he pick up? Black or Bible? What
   happens when we put him in an all black room? Can he learn to push the same
   sequence of buttons to get the banana treat?--

                                             ?Brian
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Federal Violations Warning 
From: mbristow@vax1.umkc.edu (Slaytanic!)
Date: 8 Apr 92 12:10:43 CST
Organization: University of Missouri-Kansas City

In article <1992Apr2.155457.11747@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
> 
> 
> SEE?!?!?! It's not too late to convert. Be a good guy! Notice that
> nowhere in his post did it warn against being too nice, too helpful,
> too positive, etc... I _DARE_ you to be nice today. No dreaming about
> severed bodies, maimed pets, but instead, think about pleasant things.

I thought these _were_ the pleasant things.

>    steve


Mike Bristow
"Death-the only solution."
From: LPR100@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: I've been seved!!!
Date: 12 Apr 92 22:58:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92103.185837LPR100
Organization: Penn State University

In article <5303@pdxgate.UUCP>, jprice@eecs.cs.pdx.edu (James Price) says:
>
>I laugh at you, and spit in your eye...
>
>James

Mom! MOOOOOM! Help, he spit in my eye! AHH!
James is a bad boy!

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Larry Rossi                     | "I screamed for the devil to let me be
LPR100@PSUVM.PSU.EDU            | "I called to the heavens to set me free
Pennsylvania State Univiversity | "Today I prayed for the answer and not one
                                | "Of the gods in the sky would rescue me"
                                |                          -Kansas
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From: rac@calmasd.Prime.COM (Russ Clark)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: I've been seved!!!
Keywords: NOT!
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:57:43 GMT
Organization: Computervision, San Diego, CA



   Gee, I'm glad to see I have some admires out there. Paul when you go and 
   blow this guy's head off, would you send me the heart, I have a pen-pal
   named Jeffery that would love to here from me!

   -[Russ.

Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: xcz13@isuvax.iastate.edu
Subject: insanity rules
Reply-To: xcz13@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 02:23:26 GMT

sary sarrrry about the jumbaled mesiges i hadnt quite figuredout how to deleat with 
my own termanal.
#1= git some bambo shouts a wiling male partner. 
    git creative! i do hope your evil enufe.
      original concept has to have a male partner
	can be modified.

#2+= go up to some poor unsuspecting health afishal tell them that some poor
unsaspecting person with the flu or a cold might have the pnumonic plage-
the pnumonic form of bubonea;the bubonic plage;the black death.
- and you want to be treated now before its to late.
for more fun tell them that sead person was out bar hopping.
can be done anonamisly

ELF-KIN	coputer illiterit and proud of it! treing once agen toi rewrightthe anglash laguage.
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: c8929469@cc.newcastle.edu.au (stu)
Subject: Swallowing used beer (Was Re: Re: Federal Violations Warningnext)
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 03:16:14 GMT

In article <14060008@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM>, mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen) writes:
> In alt.evil, c8929469@cc.newcastle.edu.au (stu) writes:
> 
>> >  [bullshit deleted] 
>> 
>> Muhahaha, go swallow your own puke!
> I dont swallow my own, I swallow others, especially your beer!
> mort
>
ever thought of swapping a local case of beer with someone overseas?
before it has been used, that is ;)

--
send discourse to c8929469@cc.newcastle.edu.au
	or get stuffed
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: mgh@hera.aps.anl.gov (Mike G. Hoffberg)
Subject: evil posters
Summary: evil that posters do
Organization: Argonne National Laboratory, Chicago Illinois
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 19:38:49 GMT


The following was posted to alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork.  You
might laugh at the name, but the group serves a purpose.  It keeps the
spirit of muppets, and Jim Henson, alive in all of us.

Now this Robert Williams Dobson wants to ruin the group by
crossposting garbage to it.  As evil netters (or bible bashers, as the
last month seems to indicate), we should be able to stop this.  

What he suggests is almost as evil as the "All faggots must die!!!"
thread; because he is bored, he wants to crosspost to random groups,
and generate unwanted bandwidth.

MIKE


>From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
>Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
>Subject: swedish chef
>Keywords: oil paintings, arthropods, elivis's pelvis, penis, Englebert
>Message-ID: <1992Apr15.143546.22721@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
>Date: 15 Apr 92 14:35:46 GMT
>Sender: usenet@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU
>Distribution: na
>Organization: University of Virginia
>Lines: 13
>
>So, t.b. people. I think we have a newsgroup to which we should cross-
>psot EVERYTHING. its alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork. I mean, lets
>give up on the soc.culture.random victims cross-posting, these guys
>have no sense of humor. But the swedish chef people, well, I mean, that
>newsgroup is boring.boring.boring so lets spice it up for 'em :-)
>
>so I guess this needs an ob. bizarre content: I once had a dream where
>I was having sex in a suitcase. no shit.
>
>and the ob. feaux swedish content: cant do it, sorry
>bork bork bork
>fork fork fork
>my pork pork pork


-- 
Michael Hoffberg               /.\ <Build APS>    "Jeez, am I the only  ~\   /~
mgh@phepbos.aps.anl.gov <--   // \\ Argonne        one who paid full      \ / 
hoffberg@cs.yale.edu         //_O_\\ National      price?" F.F.          9 | 2
hofmicg@yalevm.ycc.yale.edu /__| |__\ Lab   Zippy was here  Obbyn! Obbyn! _|_
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: kkoller@isis.cs.du.edu (Kurtis J. Koller)
Subject: Re: Federal Violations Warning
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 92 13:26:36 GMT

mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen) writes:

>Well at least you had enough brains to figure it out unlike the 
>other 12 people who wrote to this note and to my e-mail.  At 
>least I'm not a coward like yourself who hids behind a stupid
>name like Wile E. Coyote, (Geniussss.....NOT!)  
>As for being the dork, I caught you in the Joke by your wonderfully
>funny reply!   SO,
>APRIL FOOLS    Better to be a dork than a Fool!

We'll see who's laughing after I put you in the grave, complete with
your re-written article.

Who cares if you communicate effectively--you don't, I guess...

--
Self Expression is the Ultimate Key...
Kurtis J. Koller
kkoller@isis.cs.du.edu
From: mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen)
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 00:25:29 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Federal Violations Warningnext
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: alt.evil

In alt.evil, kkoller@isis.cs.du.edu (Kurtis J. Koller) writes:

> >APRIL FOOLS    Better to be a dork than a Fool!
> 
> We'll see who's laughing after I put you in the grave, complete with
> your re-written article.
> 
> Who cares if you communicate effectively--you don't, I guess...
Tsk! tsk! Mr. Killer or is is kopulator, I guess this notes group is
finally making you a true EVIL person.  Great, thats why we are here.
The first step to evil, starts with an evil thought, and moves up to 
true action.

You are on your way, keep up the evil thoughts!!!!!! 
> --
> Self Expression is the Ultimate Key..to true dorkism!!!!.
> Kurtis J. Koller
> kkoller@isis.cs.du.edu

Mort......Evil is such fun!  especially when you don't get caught!
From: v122kzkw@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (A FROOD WHO SURE KNOWS WHERE HIS TOWEL IS)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Revenge on a jerk
Date: 9 Apr 92 19:04:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Apr9.061714.21728@news.Hawaii.Edu>, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes...
>In article <1992Apr8.162421.10850@husc3.harvard.edu> abbey1@husc9.harvard.edu (Joshua Abbey) writes:
>>
>>	Hi there...
>>	I was just wondering if you alt.evil-types would be willing to 
>>	help me out for a second...
>>		Yo usee, I'm pretty sore about being ripped off on 
>>	a net sale of five Genesis cartridges to this guy in Australia,
>>	who took advantage of my trust and the fact that I'm half
>>	a world away to not pay me for what I sent him.  [...]
> 
>I shall be reading the followups to this post with keen interest, for
>I recently sent a certain wretched puke (who shall for the moment be
>nameless) a $350 check for his laptop, and he cashed the check and didn't 
>send me the laptop.  So much for deals made through comp.forsale...
> 
>(YES!!!  I realize that his act was evil, and therefore admirable; but
>you should still try to help me now, because I am about to put the adage
> 
>       "one little wrong + ONE REALLY BIG WRONG != a right"
> 
>through an extreme test...
> 
Greetings.
I don't know if it's possible (what info is needed) but you could try a change
of address card. I know it doesn't sound too evil, but it would be kinda funny
to see this person slowly losing his essentials (ie, electric, gas, water)
just because he didn't get the bills to pay. As far as the utility companies
are concerned, they sent out the bills and the post office delivered the mail
to whatever the "new" address is. Because you sent a check, I suppose you would
have the original address. 
Just one suggestion.
T.
From: reynard@susie.cs.scarolina.edu (John Reynard)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Something truely evil...
Keywords: Ha, ha, ha, urk?!..
Date: 8 Apr 92 19:24:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: usceast.reynard.702761089
Organization: USC  Department of Computer Science


You know what would be truely evil?

Convincing someone to put hours and hours of work into something, the whole 
time intending to make their life hell throughout the entire fiasco.  Then
you prolong their suffering just until they gain pleasure from continuing
to still at least be trying.  Then you crush their plans completely.  Of
course you should never let the victim know your position in everything so
that as their loyal friend they will trust you with their goals and plans 
making your job so much easier.  Just imagine the fun later when you can
console the poor bastard.  Well thats enough for now if you can add some 
evil to this plan feel free to educate the pathetic average slob who reads
this group.

John
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: xcz13@isuvax.iastate.edu
Subject: fun
Reply-To: xcz13@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 03:06:54 GMT

try this-
tell some poror unsespecting hethalth afisheal that some poor unsuspecting person (with the fly ue eu of r somthe thigng) myight have have the pnumonice plage and you wont to be treated so that you don't die.
for more fun say that you saw them bar hopping even though the were very feverinshoararound the ctown well in to this morning.
finly whatch the sparks f~rlyly  
this can be modified to remane anonamas
good for revenge as well

INSANITY RULES!!!
From: black@beach.csulb.edu (Matthew Black)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Something truely evil...
Keywords: Ha, ha, ha, urk?!..
Date: 9 Apr 92 20:41:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: beach.black.2
Distribution: alt.evil
Organization: Computer Engineering, CSU Long Beach

In article <rauser.702783528@sfu.ca> rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser) writes:

>reynard@susie.cs.scarolina.edu (John Reynard) writes:


>>You know what would be truely evil?
>                        ^^^^^^   
>     ARGH! Truly! TRULY! T-R-U-L-Y!!!! Is a dictionary so hard to find?? 

>>time intending to make their life hell throughout the entire fiasco.  Then
>>you prolong their suffering just until they gain pleasure from continuing
>>to still at least be trying.  Then you crush their plans completely.  Of

>   "continuing to still at least be trying", eh? Nice rambling sentence.
>What's it supposed to mean? Can't you "evil" dorks learn how to write? 


>>console the poor bastard.  Well thats enough for now if you can add some 
>>evil to this plan feel free to educate the pathetic average slob who reads

>    Judging from your grammar and spelling it's ironic to hear you talk
>about educating pathetic average slobs. "Truely", this IS pathetic. 
------------------------------------------------->
[The comma belongs inside the quotation marks]

********************************************************************************
Matthew Black                             *    The opionions expressed are mine.
Computer Engineering & Computer Science   *    No warranty whatsoever whether
California State University               *    express or implied is hereby
Long Beach, CA  90840                     *    conveyed.
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Revenge on a jerk
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 13 Apr 92 12:23:37 +1200
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wellington, New Zealand

In article <1992Apr9.180452.19845@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v122kzkw@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (A FROOD WHO SURE KNOWS WHERE HIS TOWEL IS) writes:
> In article <1992Apr9.061714.21728@news.Hawaii.Edu>, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes...
>>In article <1992Apr8.162421.10850@husc3.harvard.edu> abbey1@husc9.harvard.edu (Joshua Abbey) writes:
>>>
>>>	Hi there...
>>>	I was just wondering if you alt.evil-types would be willing to 
>>>	help me out for a second...
>>>		Yo usee, I'm pretty sore about being ripped off on 
>>>	a net sale of five Genesis cartridges to this guy in Australia,
>>>	who took advantage of my trust and the fact that I'm half
>>>	a world away to not pay me for what I sent him.  [...]
>> 
>>I shall be reading the followups to this post with keen interest, for
>>I recently sent a certain wretched puke (who shall for the moment be
>>nameless) a $350 check for his laptop, and he cashed the check and didn't 
>>send me the laptop.  So much for deals made through comp.forsale...
>> 
> Greetings.
> I don't know if it's possible (what info is needed) but you could try a change
> of address card. I know it doesn't sound too evil, but it would be kinda funny
> to see this person slowly losing his essentials (ie, electric, gas, water)
> just because he didn't get the bills to pay. As far as the utility companies
> are concerned, they sent out the bills and the post office delivered the mail
> to whatever the "new" address is. Because you sent a check, I suppose you would
> have the original address. 
> Just one suggestion.
> T.

Ultility companies are a good idea, I had a schoolfriend who had neighbour
problems, so she found an entertaining way to get a little revenge.

She made phone calls to various service people and sat back looking out
the window to enjoy the fun. 

All in the one day, a tip truck arrived with a pile of horse manure and
dumped this on the lawn, a supermarket delivery boy arrived with heapsa
groceries, pest control came in to defumigate the place, jevovahs witnesses
arrived to preach and most presented a bill of some sort.

-- 
Red
From: mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen)
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 11:00:32 GMT
Subject: Re: Swallowing used beer (Was Re: Re: Federal Violations Warningnext)
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: alt.evil

In alt.evil, c8929469@cc.newcastle.edu.au (stu) writes:

> In article <14060008@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM>, mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen) writes:
> > In alt.evil, c8929469@cc.newcastle.edu.au (stu) writes:
> > 
> >> >  [bullshit deleted] 
> >> 
> >> Muhahaha, go swallow your own puke!
> > I dont swallow my own, I swallow others, especially your beer!
> > mort
> >
> ever thought of swapping a local case of beer with someone overseas?
> before it has been used, that is ;)
  Sure, what kind do you want.  Colorado is now the largest beer brewer
  in the world.  I know I use that word figuratively for U.S. beer but 
  we also have over 6 micro-breweries who make real good stuff in my
  home town.  Evil tasting is an understatement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  So, let me know what you have in exchange.

Mort> 
> --
> send discourse to c8929469@cc.newcastle.edu.au
From: bdb@becker.UUCP (Bruce Becker)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Goodness grows on ya...
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:29:33 GMT
Organization: G. T. S., Toronto, Ontario

franklin@secum.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
|
|_MY_ three good deeds for the day:
|
|1) I posted to some wacko group and converted them all to Christianity
|   with my logic and piety...


	now THAT'S true evil, ain't it now?


	there's some nice buncha wack folks
	jawin away & along comes this xtian
	dude to scramble their heads with
	that powerhouse shit, arm of the
	lord & all that


	like the xtians have been on that road
	for a real long time    just ask the
	aztecs, if you can find any


-- 
  ,u,	 Bruce Becker			Toronto, Ontario
a /i/	 Internet: bdb@becker.gts.org	Uucp: ...!lsuc!becker!bdb
 `\o\-e	 "James Brown, Mark Hosler, Al Jourgenson.
 _< /_	 			Coincidence or conspiracy?" - pashdown
From: mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen)
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 00:18:40 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Federal Violations Warningnext
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: alt.evil

In alt.evil, c8929469@cc.newcastle.edu.au (stu) writes:

> > 
> > 	Fair warning to all net users, it has come to our
> > 	attention that people have been violating Federal
> > 	communication laws.  This involves numerous violat-
> > 	ions of proper language, sexist and pornagraphic
> > 	material, forgery, etc....
> > 
> > 	This warning will be given only once.  All people
> > 	will be monitored for any more violations and if
> > 	they continue the FBI will be called in to invest-
> > 	igate.  
> > 
> > 	The FCC has strick federal laws concerning telephone,
> > 	and electronic transfer of any material, and proper
> > 	protocol to follow.  Violations carry a stiff fine,
> > 	and possible jail sentences.  Universities are soley
> > 	responsible for their students use of there systems 
> > 	and could be disciplined by Frederal Grant forfeitures. 
> > 	The sytems administrators could also be held liable, for
> > 	not removing repeated offenders from their systems.
> > 
> > 	You have been warned!!!   
> > 
> 
> Muhahaha, go swallow your own puke!
I dont swallow my own, I swallow others, especially your beer!
mort

> -- 
> 	or get stuffed
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: kender@next06cville.wam.umd.edu (Lady Death)
Subject: Re: I've been seved!!!
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 00:59:16 GMT

In article <4376@calmasd.Prime.COM> rac@calmasd.Prime.COM (Russ Clark) writes:
>    Well Lady Death, (this is probably some guy dressed in women's clothing)
  (i'm not, actually. i'll even go to the length of inviting you to come to 
 u of maryland and meet me in person, if you like. email me if you'd like to 
 discuss this.)

>    Bullshit, you want to know what evil is, it is the control of fear. That's
>    right fear, without fear there is no evil.  [names of specific killers 
deleted...]
   evil is the control of fear? therefore every time i glare at some innocent
  mundane here, i'm being evil? hmm. i never thought of it exactly like that, 
  but 'control of fear' sounds like a sensible definition. Would anybody else
  like to suggest any other definitions for 'evil'?

>   [...]  And it is fear that will make the evil
>    one leader of this country! That is my prediction, and I will not bow down 
>    to Him, because he is weak and his followers are weak, and when the anti-
>    christ is born, all those weak minded christians will fall under him, and
>    worship the lord of piss and shit, the lord of flies, satan!
>    -[Russ.
  
 ok, i'll mention some more definitions now: 
       anti-christ -  refers to anything that is against Christ, NOT one specific
                      being.
       satan - "the adversary", anyone or anything that is against God or Christ.
       
>    -[Russ.

  Russ, do you consider yourself evil? ie, by your own definition of evil, you
inspire people to fear you? If so, how? Why? Do you do it on purpose?

 -kender
From: vinniej@sco.COM (One Sick Individual)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Something truely evil...
Keywords: Ha, ha, ha, urk?!..
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 17:31:18 GMT
Organization: The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc.


In article <rauser.702783528@sfu.ca> rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser) writes:
>
>    Just a friendly reminder to all you illiterate alt.evil idiots out there:
>Before you go posting your cute little evil fantasties can you at least do
>the educated people a favour and consult a f**king DICTIONARY? It's so sad
>reading messages about pseudo-nihilism when the poster can't even spell
>"truly". 
>Richard J. Rauser   "I like fighting Chun Li.

And just another friendly reminder to all of you anal-retentive dipsticks
that have nothing better to do than correct spelling and minor errors in
grammar: If we want a proof-reader, we will hire one!!

By the way, it's fucking, not f**king.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Vinnie Jordan       SEXUALLY EXPLICIT BEHAVIOR  vinniej@sco.COM
   "People always turn away from the eyes of a stranger,
        Afraid to know what lies behind the stare."     -Queensryche-
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
From: cg108fai@icogsci1.ucsd.edu (Steerpike)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: how about..
Date: 10 Apr 92 18:50:57 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <irrelevant> xcz13@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:
>row row row your booat rgently down the streem throw your (insert person) overb boorrd and lisensen to her/him screem.


How about using a terminal on which the "delete" key works?

steerpike@ucsd.edu
From: bitn@quads.uchicago.edu (nathan elery bitner)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: I've been seved!!!
Date: 15 Apr 92 11:15:53 GMT
Reply-To: bitn@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations

In article <31669@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> cg108fai@icogsci1.ucsd.edu (Steerpike) writes:
>
>The title of this article is spelled incorrectly.
>
>It should be "I've been saved!!!"
>
>Ideally, of course, it should be "I have been saved," but this
>is, of course, not a perfect world we live in.
>
>steerpike@ucsd.edu

*Ideally*, it should have been "I have been shaved, had my skin peeled off and
I have been dropped in a vat of boiling sulfuric acid while my family looked
on but I lived through it anyway" ...

-- 
"You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you."
				-Leon Trotsky