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Date:         Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:15:00 EST
From:         WERT7176@SNYPLAVA.BITNET
Subject:      Re: If you don't like what you see here, get the FUNK OUT

Date sent:  14-DEC-1992 16:01:26
>From:  IN%"ALLMUSIC@AUVM.BITNET"  "Discussions on all forms of Music"  8-DEC-19
   92 23:33:10.21
>To:    IN%"BEHR5606@SNYPLAVA.BITNET"  "Behr 5606", IN%"SHEP3686@SNYPLAVA.BITNET
   "  "CHRIS SHEPPARD", IN%"TRIC6536@SNYPLAVA.BITNET"  "Vincenzo A. Tricozzi", I
   N%"WERT7176@SNYPLAVA.BITNET"  "Ben Werth", IN%"WILL3085@SNYPLAVA.BITNET"  "Aa
   ron Williams"
>CC:
>Subj:  If you don't like what you see here, get the FUNK OUt>
>And now for the SPAM:
>
>From: WERT7176%SNYPLAVA.BITNET@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU
>Subject: RE: Newbie Spamfest (was RE: playing records wet)
>>Listen my man I'm not 100% sure how to use this damn list.  I'm really
>>sorry if I cost you money but I get it for free so go die.
>
>EEP! Another little spurt of digital flatulence erupts from the bowels of
>ALLMUSIC!
>
>Actually, I don't pay for my access. I was referring to other less fortunate
>people. Another point I forgot to mention is that a large percentage of the
>people that read this list are students. Generally student accounts are only
>given a limited amount of disk space. When you relay your spam to everyone, you
>are quickly filling up their disk quotas. Obviously you are a student too since
>you haven't yet mastered enough of the English language or any of the social
>graces to be able to interact with members of the human race. That would mean
>you have a student account. Hmmmmm... what was that auto-forward command...
>
>More SPAM from the NetWART:
>
>From: WERT7176%SNYPLAVA.BITNET@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU
>Subject: punk rock stuff
>>Doesn't anybody listen to hardcore/punk?  God the shit you people listen to
>>would make me kill myself.
>
>If you need a hand, let me know.
>
>Since you seem utterly incapable of understanding what this list is about, I'll
>spell it out for you. The name of the list is ALLMUSIC. This means we discuss
>_ALL_ music. If you want to discuss hardcore/punk, why don't you try:
>
>1) Learn how to use your mailer software
>2) Learn how to carry on an intelligent discusion without getting people
>   pissed at you after reading your second sentence.
>
>Your net pal,
>-Adam

Dear professional computer user Adam,
    I'm really sorry I'm not up to par with your geniousness.  I've
followed your advice and I'm trying to learn how to use my mailer software,
thanks for the talk papa.  Also I'm quite capable of carrying on an
intelligent discussion, but I just love to piss people off.  It enertains
me when people get pissed off at me for not knowing how to use this music
list, and it also amuses me when people get pissed about stupid little one
line sentences.  You've been an unlimited resource on the fight against
ignorance my man.  I think I love you.

Your newest best friend,
Newbie Spam fest guy

ps- anybody intereseted in punk/hardcore can reach me right here at the
allmusic list.
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