HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mgoodwin@nmsu.edu (Michael E Goodwin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 12 Nov 92 20:55:30 GMT
	<1dpffpINN5r4@network.ucsd.edu>
Organization: NMSU Computer Science

Another Case of a Useless Requested Acrynm?
From: keven@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Keven Ring)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: hunting elephants
Date: 13 Nov 92 03:11:42 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA

One more that I just thought of.  (The prev. two WERE made up... credit to ME!)

FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS can't hunt "lephants" (notice, no "e"), since they aren't
real...
-- 
+-----------------------+"Frank-n-furter, it's all o-ver
|Keven Ring		|your mission is a failure. Your lifesyle's too extreme
|keven@csugrad.cs.vt.edu|I'm your new commander - You are now my prisoner
|VPI & SU		|We return to Transylvania.
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Quotes in a list seen on T shirts
Date: 6 Nov 92 18:50:24 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In the past I have seen on a T shirt and on cards a string of quotes
that start and end like this:

  "To be or Not to be..."  Shakspear

 "...."

  "...."

  "To be do be do"  Sinatra

Does any one have the entire set?  Thanks in advance
From: sjmetz@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Steven J Metz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: EMPLOYEE EVALUATION
Date: 13 Nov 1992 22:36:28 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Originator: sjmetz@csd4.csd.uwm.edu




	NAME_________________________                   DATE________________

	KNOWLEDGE
_____ THE SON OF A BITCH REALLY KNOWS HIS SHIT
_____ KNOWS JUST ENOUGH TO BE DANGEROUS
_____ ONLY HALF A BRAIN AND PROVES IT ALL THE TIME
_____ FUCKING BRAIN DEAD, HIS COFFEE CUP HAS A HIGHER I.Q.

	ACCURACY
_____ DOES EXCELLENT WORK WHEN NOT PREOCCUPIED WITH PUSSY
_____ PRETTY GOOD, ONLY OCCASIONALLY BLOWS IT OUT HIS ASS
_____ COULDN'T COUNT TO 21 UNLESS HE WAS NAKED
_____ COULDN'T COUNT HIS BALLS AND GET THE SAME NUMBER TWICE

	ATTITUDE
_____ EXTREMELY COOPERATIVE IF YOU KISS HIS ASS OFTEN ENOUGH
_____ BROWN NOSER IN GOOD STANDING
_____ OFTEN PISSES OFF CO-WORKERS, THINKS HE OWNS THE PLACE
_____ DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, NEVER DID AND NEVER WILL

	RELIABILITY
_____ REAL DEPENDABLE LITTLE COCKSUCKER
_____ WORKS SO HARD HE NEEDS TO TAKE AN EXTRA DAY OFF EACH WEEK
_____ CAN RELY ON HIM TO BE THE FIRST OUT THE DOOR
_____ TOTALLY WORTHLESS FUCKER

	APPEARANCE
_____ EXTREMELY NEAT, EVEN COMBS HIS PUBIC HAIR
_____ LOOKS GREAT ON HIS DAY OFF
_____ FLIES LEAVE FRESH DOG SHIT TO FOLLOW HIM
_____ DIRTY FILTHY SMELLY SON OF A BITCH

	PERFORMANCE
_____ GOES LIKE A SON OF A BITCH WHEN THERE'S MONEY IN IT FOR HIM
_____ DOES ALL KIND OF GOOD SHIT AT EVALUATION TIME
_____ WORKS WELL AFTER AND ENEMA
_____ COULDN'T DO LESS IF HE WAS IN A COMA

	LEADERSHIP
_____ CARRIES A CHAINSAW AND GETS GOOD RESULTS
_____ MACHO ATTITUDE, COMMANDS TOTAL DISGUST
_____ DOGS WOULDN'T EVEN PISS ON HIS LEG
_____ MOTHER THERESA TOLD HIM TO GET FUCKED

	I UNDERSTAND AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I HAVE BEEN EVALUATED AND 
	MY RIGHTS UNDER THE PRIVACY ACT OF 1974 ARE IN EFFECT, BUT THAT 
	I AM REALLY AS FUCKED UP AS A FOOTBALL BAT, AND IN THE FUTURE 
	WILL TRY TO CORRECT THIS.


SIGNED ______________________________
From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 8 limericks
Date: 11 Nov 92 17:35:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: memstvx1.1992Nov11.233555.4049
Organization: Memphis State University

kbroman@tinman.Berkeley.EDU (Karl W. Broman) writes:
> 
> (8 LAMEricks deleted)
>
> 
> [I got these from the great <<The Book of Nonsense>> edited by
> 	Paul Jennings and published by Balantine Books, 1977.]
>  
> --karl
> 	
>   kbroman@stat.berkeley.edu


Put them back...................PLEASE!


oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/ Dennis nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu     oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo   -------------------------------------------------------   oo1oo
oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis  nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu     oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
     
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: yozzo@watson.ibm.com (Ralph Yozzo)
Subject: Quayle and the Electoral College
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1992 03:47:26 GMT
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM T.J. Watson Research Center

When Dan Quayle was told of the obvious defeat of the Bush-Quayle ticket
in the Electoral College, he was heard to comment, "Damn, I knew
there was a college that we for to visit during the campaign."

-- 
 Ralph Yozzo (yozzo@watson.ibm.com)  
 From the beautiful and historic Mid-Hudson Valley area of NY state
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tinkha@rs6410.ecs.rpi.edu (Andrew David Tinkham)
Subject: do it list
Reply-To: tinkha@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 02:16:24 GMT

Could somebody please repost or email me the complete list of jobs and how they
do it? I managed to erase my copy by mistake. Thanks!!!!


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Andrew D. Tinkham RPI Troy, NY     | Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get
                                   | stranger things than you free with my
                                   | breakfast cereal.
tinkha@rpi.edu                     | -Zaphod Beeblebrox in "Hitchhiker's Guide
                                   | To The Galaxy"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rajat@sunny1.che.clarkson.edu (Rajat Kapoor)
Subject: Restroom Graffitti 
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 22:38:45 GMT


Restroom Graffitti


IN CASE OF FIRE... Kiss your ass goodbye !


R. Kapoor
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mbfarah@isluga.puc.cl (MIGUEL BRAXTON FARAH)
Subject: Monty Python and the Holy Grial
Organization: Pontificia Universidad Catolica de Chile
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 16:33:12 GMT

OK OK... I received it by mail, thanks to Nathan Mates who sent it to me
in the first place. Since I've received many "ME2PLS" letters, I'm going 
to post the script for everyone... on monday 9! I'll publish it in five
or six parts (look for titles conforming exactly to this format: 
"Holy Grial 01/05". If someone has problems accesing news - mail to me
asking which part they want (beggining on monday 16, please) and I'll
mail it to them. Please use the mail as a last resort.

--
MIGUEL FARAH F.         | Swirdy rd im zrmdsyhr rdvoyp | Vini, vidi, vi
mbfarah@isluga.puc.cl   | rm ytrd ofopzsd fogrtrmyrs u |
                        | oy od rmvtuqyrf. Frvuqjrt oy | E pluribus UNIX
#include <disclaimer.h> | smf upi eoaa hry im qtrzop.  |
From: aaron@barracuda.micro.umn.edu (Aaron C. Sawdey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Top 10 ST:THG lists
Date: 8 Nov 92 19:51:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: news2.1992Nov8.195151.7457
Organization: University of Minnesota, Minneapolis: Under Grad Workstation Lab.

In <BxDnM7.3Mt@csugrad.cs.vt.edu> rebeccal@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Rebecca S. Lawrence) writes:

>            **20 Things that never happen in Star Trek**

21. The Enterprise is waylaid by a couple of $7.99 surplus Klingon
cruisers, but the superior firepower of federation phasers blows
them into bits too small to find on the first shot.

(This might be considered a spoiler depending on your local FOX station's
 schedule -- apologies if so)
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33126 talk.bizarre:37016 eunet.jokes:2402
From: darrin_d1@verifone.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: News of the Weird, again
Date: 6 Nov 92 07:01:45 -1000
Organization: VeriFone Inc., Honolulu HI

Another good story from the San Jose Mercury News "News of the Weird".

The Memphis (Tenn.) Zoo recently kicked off "Dinosaurs Live" - an exhibit of
computerized, mechanical replicas of the creatures that became extinct.  As of
early September, according to zoo official Ann Ball, six people had asked for
refunds for the $2.50 admission price upon learning that the exhibit did not
feature real dinosaurs.
                    
-- 
<*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
|  Darrin Dexter                      |  Some people like to gamble,         |
|  VeriFone Inc.                      |  But you always lose.                |
|  Redwood City, CA                   |  Some people like to Rock-n-Roll,    |
|  darrin_d1@verifone.com  (Internet) |  But you're always singin the Blues  |
|  uunet!verifone!darrin_d1    (Unet) |        -Social Distortion-           |
|  (415) 598-5506               Phone |  "Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell  | 
<*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle)
Subject: Re: car acronyms
Organization: Johns Hopkins University
Date: 13 Nov 92 13:42:41 GMT

roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle) writes:

>HONDA -- Hand Over Dollars to Asians

>MAZDA -- Making A Zillion Dollars Annually

>TOYOTA -- Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All

Here's two more:

MITSUBISHI -- 
  Mioko's Itchy Thing Scratches Unless Beaver Is Shaven -- How Interesting!

SUBARU -- Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

Curt Roelle

Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade,alt.best.of.internet
From: tilden@goldwing.ksu.ksu.edu (Tilden-Master of Illogic)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The First Official Beaver List!!!
Date: 6 Nov 1992 07:20:53 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: goldwing.ksu.ksu.edu


Dude, you forgot:

Here comes the king, here comes Beaver #1. (Budweiser)
From: n9140981@henson.cc.wwu.edu (Christian Becker-LHE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny place names
Date: 12 Nov 92 18:27:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: henson.1992Nov12.182758.27901
Organization: Western Washington University

On the Olympic Peninsula of Washington State, there is a town called Sequim.
One way to identify non-locals is to ask them how to pronounce this, And they
almost always pronounce the 'e'. :)

Lord High Executioner
The Lemming Club, International
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tshadow@carina.unm.edu (The Shadow)
Subject: Re: Christmas songs
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 01:35:54 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Nov4.202810.15834@bradford.ac.uk> E.A.Kendrick@bradford.ac.uk (EA KENDRICK) writes:
>Christmas is coming!!! It's true. So, for this most
>happy occasion, I think we should create some nice
>christmas tunes, such as:
>
>Good King Wenceles Last looked out,
>On the beasts and Steven.
>There to see them acting out,
>Buggery, Incest, and a number of other illegal activities.
>
>
>There'll be more soon. Trust me (But don't trust that
>assassin sitting next to you - he may be my friend, and
>you may not be).

Ok, I can't believe I'm posting this but...

THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS  

12 cold coronas
11 vestal virgins
10 packs or rubbers
 9 nasty nymphos
 8 orgasms
 7 social diseases
 6 sixty nines
 5 BLOW JOBS!!!
 4 call girls
 3 french ticklers
 2 big titties
and a very tight, pu-u-u-ssy.
  
Common, crude and vulgar, I admit...
but it was written several years ago under the
influence of cheap beer and cheaper friends.
Ecch.

-- 
THE  /\            
     \                  Friends don't let friends wear beer goggles      
      \HADOW                                                        ...alone. 
     \/
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Drinking Rhyme
Date: 13 Nov 92 15:19:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: sequent.1992Nov13.151926.14066
Distribution: usa
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Nov3.194854.28908@mtu.edu> mtlatour@next13 (MATTHEW T. LATOURETTE) writes:
>Great! Now what tune do we sing it to?

Why the Marines Hymn of course!  *I* can't think of a better tune...


rip
-- 
"All my friends and I are crazy.  That's the only thing that keeps us
sane."
From: deanaj@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (A. J. Dean)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 8 Nov 92 23:55:29 GMT
Organization: Electrical Engineering, University of Canterbury, New Zealand
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Scott Maus (smaus@nyx.cs.du.edu) wrote:
:  DATSUN - Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

Drive At Top Speed Until kNackered.

Antony
From: roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: car acronyms
Date: 13 Nov 92 18:49:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: uars_mag.roelle.721680542
Organization: Johns Hopkins University

roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle) writes:

HONDA -- Hand Over Nice Dollars to Asians

MAZDA -- Making A Zillion Dollars Annually

TOYOTA -- Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks America !!

SUBARU -- Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

MITSUBISHI -- 
  Mioko's Itchy Thing Scratches Unless Beaver Is Shaven -- How Interesting!
  Mioko Is Tight Somtimes Unless Boyfriend Is Slipping His In

NISSAN -- Nightly, Incredible Shiploads Sent.  America's Nervous.

Curt Roelle
From: ericf@npic.Corp.Sun.COM (Eric Francis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny firms/place names
Date: 12 Nov 1992 17:20:55 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: ericf@npic.Corp.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: npic.corp.sun.com



Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.nordic
From: kyle@Csli.Stanford.EDU (Kyle Wohlmut)
Subject: Finnish: A world language?
Followup-To: sender
Organization: Rocking Pig Enterprises
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 21:12:19 GMT

(Apologies to all on soc.culture.nordic who have seen this already)
Hi, I'm trying to track down a humourous essay entitled 'Finnish: A
world language?' by some linguist whose name has eluded me... I would
desperately like to come up with a copy of this article.  If there is
an electronic version out there, or if anyone could even tell me the
name of the author or where I might find this essay published, I would
be wildly grateful.  If anybody reading this note knows anything about
it, please reply!

Thanks!  Kiitos!

/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/
                       /               
/'''   Kyle Wohlmut    -  'Heute back ich, morgen brau ich, und       
c-OO                   /   uebermorgen hol ich mir der Koenigin ihr      
   \   Rocking Pig     -   Kind.  Ach, wie gut dass niemand weiss,
  -     Enterprises    /   dass ich kyle@csli.stanford.EDU heiss.'    
                       -                                              
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From: hunton@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Not for the faint hearted
Date: 7 Nov 92 14:19:57 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

Ubj pna lbh gryy vs n oneznvq vf cvffrq bss jvgu lbh?

Lbh svaq n gnzcba va lbhe Oybbql Znel!
From: Glen.Taylor@f137.n105.z1.fidonet.org (Glen Taylor)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Cacade?
Date: 7 Nov 92 20:22:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: lrifido.721199078.0

MW>In article <1992Nov3.151556.6137@eecs.nwu.edu> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu
MW>(Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
MW>>
MW>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
MW>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
MW>>lines over and over again?

MW>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*

I wonder if I could make one begin?


 * SLMR 2.1a * Mike Tyson fondles butts. Jeffery Dahmer fondues them.

 * Origin: Phaze BBS * FD/Ezycom * (206)573-8523 (1:105/137)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jshg1134@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Jeffrey S. Hoeft)
Subject: Re: request unix pranks
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 00:30:51 GMT
Keywords: request unix pranks

bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash) writes:

>In article <BxHG77.7r@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, jshg1134@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
>(Jeffrey S. Hoeft) writes:
>|>
>|>
>|>Is there an FTP site where I can get some Unix pranks? ie a program which
>|>will cause windows to go haywire, the screen to melt unexpectedly, etc.
>|>
>|>Thanks in advance,
>|>
>|>Jeff
>|>j-hoeft@uiuc.edu
>|>	  
>|>
>|>Subject: Hard Drive Wanted
>            
>How about a program that sends out multiple posts with
>the same text, and subject lines with different
>caps?

>Brian /-|-\


Sorry 'bout that.  I kept getting email back after every time I posted saying
that my post had failed.  Not sure what happened or if it was me or the system.


Jeff


ps If anyone has any info on this matter (FTP sites that is) I'd appreciate it.

Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: js13@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (J. Andrew Smith)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Reply-To: js13@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (J. Andrew Smith)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 16:42:05 GMT

v115maec@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Michael L. Kohan) writes:
> I missed it... Were Big Money Wasted and Break My Windows up already?

Here's what I have:

BMW             Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW             Beastly Monsterous Wonder
BMW             Beautiful Masterpeices on Wheels
BMW             Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW             Big Money Waste
BMW             Big Money Works
BMW             Blastphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW             Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW             Break My Windows
BMW             Broken Money Waster
BMW             Broken Monsterous Wonder
BMW             Brutal Money Waster
BMW             Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Buick           Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Buick           Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

Chevrolet       Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevy           Charged Heavily
Chevy           Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

Dodge           Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dodge           Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Fiat            F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat            Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat            Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat            Fix It Again Tony?

Ford            F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford            F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford            F*cked on Race Day
Ford            First On Recall Day
Ford            First on race day
Ford            Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford            Found on road dead
Ford            Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's

GMC             Garage Man's Companion
GMC             Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC             Get More Chicks
GMC             Got More Crap

Mopar           Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar           Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar           Mostly Old Paint And Rust

Plymouth        Please Let Your Mother Out <from> Under The Hood!
Plymouth        Pussy Lips <in> Your MOUTH

Pontiac         Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac

SAAB            Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB            Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB            Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Toyota          Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
|       J. Andrew Smith         js13@columbia.edu                       |
| "Against stupidity even the gods fight unvictorious." - Roman proverb |
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard)
Subject: Re: Smileys WANTED
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 00:29:35 GMT

In article <BxAxz2.Enq@mach1.wlu.ca> veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher) writes:
>>>	Hi all!!  I'm looking for the comprehensive list of smiley
>>>faces.  I _thought_ I had it saved, but alas, it's not there.
>>>SOOoooooooo, if anyone has it (the loooong compiled list) I'd 
>>>appreciate it if you pass it on to me!  Gracias!!
>>>
>>>--Chris Carlson
>>
>>Could someone send it to me too, please?  Much appreciated.
>>
>>Gerald Boersma
>>
>
>Oh god, don't do it! No! NO! NO!! AAAHHHH!!!!!
>me too please.

I, for one, DONT WANT THEM! Dont MAIL THEM TO ME! Ha! I'd just THROW THEM
AWAY without looking at them... not even ONE SMILEY.... not even a :-)
or a ;-|  ... nope, don't submit them on MY account... not at all...
I wouldn't-

What am I saying???

Me too please!

Brat Wizard
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard)
Subject: Re: The HACKER TEST v1.1
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 00:32:44 GMT

In article <1992Nov6.164911.9038@tolten.puc.cl> mbfarah@isluga.puc.cl (MIGUEL BRAXTON FARAH) writes:
>Hi everyone again! I've decided to publish version 1.1 of The Hacker
>Test myself - the changes will be the following:
>
>1) questions will be numbered in hex - just as it should be...

Uh... shouldn't this be in binary - two's complement? i Or maybe EBCDIC?
From: 01ksdavis@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu (Rebel without a clue.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Burp jokes
Date: 5 Nov 92 19:50:21 GMT
Organization: The Corporation.


	Okay, here's a few, anybody else got any?


	[BELCH]

	"If it comes up again, we'll vote on it."

	[BELCH]

	"Get any on you?"
-- 

 ______________________________________________________________________________
|Kyle S. Davis
From: sbc3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SHAWN BRENDON CREWS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Date: 6 Nov 92 03:50:08 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov5.183731.505@fico.uucp>, kmd@fico.uucp writes:
>In article <1d98htINNjma@sixgun.East.Sun.COM> debbyc@capemay.East.Sun.COM write
s:
>>In article 14055@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu, crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu () writ
es:
>>
>>stuff deleted
>>
>>>This may be the wrong group for this posting, but I don't really care what yo
u
>>>think,
>Not only is this the wrong group it's wrong information. A small hint, I think
>you're also in the wron decade. (or is that century?)
>
>
>
>
>>
>>You're right, your post does not belong in rec.humor.  And for doing it withou
t
>>caring, exposes the real "inferior" "uneducated" one.
>
>Thank you for pointing this out to this weenie!
>
EXCUSE ME, BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE VIEWS OF THE PERSON WHO

POSTED THIS LISTING DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT DOES NOT BELONG HERE.  THAT PERSON'S

OPINIONS BELONG HERE JUST AS MUCH AS YOURS DO.

BY THE WAY, CLINTON WILL BE THE BIGGEST JOKE ON REC.HUMOR FOR THE NEXT FOUR
YEARS!
                                       -Shawn-
From: bgarfink@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (beth diane garfinkel)
Subject: Re: pickup lines
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 21:45:19 GMT

One of my favorite responses to  a pick-up line (with the line of
course, which happens to be one of the oldest in the book):

Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

[Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?]

to which one can reply graciously:

Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter.

[I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.]


-- 
"This must be Thursday.  I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
	-Arthur Dent, on being told that the Earth is about to blow up.