From: clay@cs.utk.edu (Clay P. Breshears)
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Subject: Smoky Mountain - 18 OCT 92
Date: 19 Dec 1992 20:45:38 GMT
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Smoky Mountain Wrestling Report - October 18, 1992
   
Bob Caudle and "Dirty" Dutch Mantell announcing from 
Hancock County High School, Sneedville, Tennessee

* Joe Cazana vs. Dixie Dy-no-mite
  
  Squash win for DD.  (Time 2:50)
  
* Interview with Rock and Roll Express (Robert Gibson and Ricky Morton).  
  They have their big surprise for Jim Cornette this week.  All through 
  their history with Jim, it was always Mama Cornette putting up the
  money.  Who is she?  Ricky and Robert have gotten a picture of her
  they'll show later.
  
* Video review of last week's "Down and Dirty" in which we learn that
  the leader of the stalkers attacking Brian Lee can now be called the 
  Master.  Also, Brian Lee being attacked by the Somoan stalker and 
  Nightstalker.  Taped comments from Brian Lee: He's tired of facing 
  the hired help.
  
  Interview with Commissioner Bob Armstrong.  Does he know anything 
  about the Master?  No, but Armstrong offers the Master a deal.  If
  he'll call off the bounty and the stalkers, the Master may have air
  time to say anything he wants.
  
* Ben Jordan & Robbie Eagle
           vs. 
  Heavenly Bodies (Stan Lane & Tom Pritchard) with Jim Cornette 
  
  Rock and Roll Express come out to announcers table to discuss the
  court injunction prohibiting the Heavenly Bodies defending the belts
  against them.  Heavenly Bodies get squash win.  (Time: 3:40)
  
*"Down and Dirty with Dutch Mantell"  Guests: Jim Cornette and
  Heavenly Bodies with Killer Kyle.  Dutch congratulates Cornette on his
  legal maneuverings.  Cornette claims Rock and Roll Express have
  nothing on his mother.  JC thinks he'll be able to collect the $10,000
  bounty on Brian Lee.  Pritchard is sick and tired of R&RE talking
  about their past with the Midnight Express.  Heavenly Bodies are new
  and improved and will beat down the Rock and Roll Express.
  
* Interview with Ronnie Garvin.  Garvin is wearing the shortened robe
  taken from Paul Orndorff.  Garvin is going to stay cool and drive
  Orndorff out of Smoky Mountain Wrestling by keeping on him.
  
* Mike Sampson vs. "Nitro" Danny Davis
  
  Inset of Paul Orndorff saying he won't be driven crazy by Garvin.
  Vows to end Garvin's career and that Garvin will pay dearly for
  Orndorff's $15,000 robe.  In fact, Orndorff is going to start right
  now.  Orndorff attacks Danny Davis as Davis pins Sampson at 2:00 mark
  in match.  Orndorff delivers the piledriver on Davis.  Ronnie Garvin
  makes the save before a second piledriver can be applied.  
  
  Orndorff: "Ronnie Garvin, the process of elimination begins now.  
  You're next."
  
* Interview with Bob Armstrong.  Fines Paul Orndorff $2500 for the
  piledriver.
  
* Rock and Roll Express bring out a covered poster and announce it's
  time to see Mama Cornette.  The picture is of a Shar Pei dog with
  glasses and curlers in a wig sitting behind an ironing board with the
  caption on top "Get a Life" and "Mama Cornette" handwritten below.
  Heavenly Bodies and Jim Cornette run out and tear up the picture.
  Cornette starts to get faint and calls for R&RE to return and fight,
  right now.
  
  Bob Armstrong arrives.  Heavenly Bodies want a match with the Rock and
  Roll Express.  Armstrong says it must be for the titles, then.
  Cornette agrees while Lane and Pritchard remind him of the injunction.
  JC is not going to let them get away with this outrage, signs the
  contract and says he doesn't care about the injunction.
  
* Interview with Ron Wright and Dirty White Boy.  Wright laments that
  the attacks by Tim Horner may keep him in the wheelchair.  DWB asks
  what kind of man Tim Horner is for jumping on a poor crippled man.
  DWB only wants to help Ron Wright, but Horner keeps getting in the
  way.  Why doesn't he come after DWB?
  
  Wright accuses Bob Caudle of doctoring some video tape where Tim
  Horner says he would kill Ron Wright.  Dirty White Boy wants to make
  an announcement in the ring.  DWB says he'd give a title shot to
  Horner if he were there right now.  Horner walks down the aisle
  toward the ring.  DWB to RW: "Ron, I thought you said he wasn't here."
  Bob Armstrong restrains Horner because of his concussion and cut on
  his forehead.  However, Horner is able to attack Dirty White Boy at
  the announcer's table and continues to beat on him all around the gym
  floor, up on the gym stage, throws DWB head first into the school piano,
  beats him with some tubing, rams him into the guard rail and brawls
  with him back to the dressing room area and again down to the ring.
  Show closes as they are still brawling and jobbers try to pull them
  apart.



						clay
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