HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton,alt.religion.kibology
From: McB@aneurism.mscg.com (The Stark Pistol)
Subject: Re: The New Official T.B Bird
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 20:02:34 GMT

jacksonk@gehrig.cs.rpi.edu (Keith Jackson) writes:

> Gee Fred, you make friends everywhere you go, don't you?  I criticized
> him  for playing games with the talk.bizarre-ites and he sent me email
> in which he proceeded to use the same attitude to throw a  tantrum  at
> me.   I responded once, but it only seemed to fuel his fire more, so I
> ignored him.  This, I recommend highly.

> IGNORE FRED J. MCCALL -- he has this stern parent complex in which  he
> takes it upon himself to punish others, not realizing that rather than
> acting like a true parent, he is merely resorting to  child-like  tac-
> tics.  If we all ignore him, maybe he'll get bored and go away.

At first glance this looked like a nice job at making your paragraphs
line up neatly, Keith.  Upon further examination, however, I see that
you have cheated.  We are, therefore, revoking your membership in the
lstewart fan club, effective immediately.  And don't let the door hit
you in the ass on the way out.

We now turn you over to alt.religion.kibology where you will be taunt-
ed for your lousy typesetting abilities and your lack of patronage to
Leader Kibo, the patron saint of fonts.  Hail Leader Kibo!!  Hail the
Hell out of him!!

Please make a concerted effort to not post any more of this bovine ex-
crement to talk.bizarre.

P.S.  In your second paragraph, it would have been much more visually
pleasing to use the "hanging punctuation" technique for the hyphen in
the second to last line where the word "tactics" appears.  An example,
actually three examples, of this technique are included.  Please make
a note of it.  (You'll also notice, please, that my paragraphs are of
the proper width for such a posting:  69 columns.)

We thank you in advance for your cooperation when our agents with the
electric brain probes arrive at your home.  mrx is just dying to have
you over for dinner.

Most Sincerely,

Mc"B" - OverMan 1st Class of the Clench of the Stark Pistol of Removal,
        featuring the amazing Sacred Bleeding Head of John Browning
        and the impressive large-skull-calibre Launch-O-Matic.
==============================================================================
* Most personal problems solved via cranial injection of 230 grains of lead. *
* So you don't forget:  order before July 5th, 1998.                         *
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   "Anarchy means having to put up with things that really piss you off."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: cmclark@dri.com (Chip Clark)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Reply-To: cmclark@novell.com
Organization: Desktop Systems Group/Novell, Monterey CA/USA
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 19:55:21 GMT

Why should anyone's sexual preferences be a qualification for the job?

And which is worse, the abuse of special interest groups for obtaining
over 25Million dollars in unreported campaign funds, and returning personal
favors of a political and appointment nature 

or  Wanting to have a variety of relationships (to include sexual) with '
people to explore personal awareness?

I am tired of the big money continually thinking it can take 26% of my paycheck
because it still needs tax incentives.

Elect Jerry Brown - 


"These views are not representative of any known life form"


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23567 rec.pets:2680 misc.test:8989
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets,misc.test
Subject: Don't get me started (Part 2)
Keywords: Air Force follies
Date: 27 Jul 92 16:05:16 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA


     The Air Force is going to spend $6.4 million of your taxpayer
dollars to provide a retirement home for 200 chimpanzees from the space
program. For those of you with no formal math training that is
$32,000 per chimp. So as you can imagine, my emotions ranged far and
wide in search of a more equitable solution...

The "angry response":  With a .45 magnum and a box of shells, I could
                       personally save the taxpayers $6.4 million.

The "medical response": Surely they must need test subjects for another
                        FDA yet to be approved hair removal product.

The "Kevorkian response": Deeming my first method a bit harsh, lethal
                          injection seemed a less stringent response than
                          blatantly putting a bullet into their skulls.

Just to prove that I am not a completely heartless bastard, I did
come up with what could be called a fair and equitable solution to this
perplexing issue.

The "calmed down a lot after my thorazine injection took hold response":

     If the government is going to flush my money down the drain, the very
least they could is donate the money and the chimpanzees to various zoo(s)
so that many people could enjoy these animals (which I will assume are very
tame and would make great additions to any zoo).
From: cary@carina.unm.edu (Ithlial the Archer)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: July 4, 1992 - Global Spiritual Independence
Date: 30 Jul 92 15:48:02 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Jul29.152133.7895@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>In article <62928@cup.portal.com>, John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
>> I made a few slight mistakes. The person called K. should have been J.
>> J. lived in Penn. USA rather than Hawaii. E. forgot to go on the journey
>> but his higher self took off on time and did make contact with J.  I 
>> don't know what J. looks like but I think I got a picture in my mind 
>> of E.  Shannon passed out according to the information I got from E. and 
>
>No, you mean K. and J. went with E. to see L. get in a spaceship with X.
>I don't think Z. would like it that you get things messed up in this way.
>If Linda wants in on some of this action, give her my email address and
>we'll see what we can do.
>
>J.

I have a problem.  I have so many friends that I have run out of letters
in the english alphabet to name them.  Which of the other various other
alphabets/scripts/writing systems would be best for me.  I mean I want
to have more friends but until this dilemma is resolved I can't buddy
up to anyone in good faith.

Ithlial

My opinions, mine, mine, mine!

               The only good Troll is a dead Troll

Collary:

          Trolls regenerate - There are no dead Trolls
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush
From: raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee)
Subject: Re: SHRUB
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 05:32:22 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:


>just to get the fire going for this new group:


>	Clinton is a homo.

not if he's didd'in' on his wife he ain't.....unless.....
-- 
 /=================================================\
// raj@netcom.com      Missed it by >< That much   \================\
||                                                                  \\
|| Come one, Come ALL! Come join me in the Church of Appliantology  ||
\\                   L. Ron Hoover                                  //
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Rictus Hep speaks to Webster
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 22:18:29 GMT



 "Maya = familiar feminine form of Mao."

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: It is so stipulated
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 16:26:40 GMT

rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor) writes:
>Let's assume, for sake of argument, that George Bush is really cool.

Yeah, I can just see him sliding across the White House floor in his socks 
and underwear doing his best Tom Cruise and lip-syncing to Bob Seger.

'Tis to gag...
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: It's called breaking even...
Date: 21 Jul 92 16:05:47 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.hunting,rec.guns,talk.politics.guns
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Larry Jewell writes:

)12 Died in Hunting Season.
)Dateline: Newark, N.J., Dec. 31 (AP)
)At least twelve persons died in New Jersey's small game season that closed
)yesterday, half of them in gunning accidents. Three hunter died of heart
)attacks and three others were drowned Nov. 19 when their small boat capsized
)in the Delaware River near Bridgeport.  Four of the gunning victims were
)under 15 years of age.

And to think that some people have said that we are too tough on newbies
in talk.bizarre.

rp -- on the other hand maybe those Jersey hunters have the right idea:
      a killfile that lives up to the name.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: little charlie and the nightcats: a review
Organization: t.b
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 18:34:01 GMT

cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
> I haven't seen tons of live music, but I rank my live music
> experiences this way:
> 
> 	1. Little Charlie this year
> 	2. Little Charlie last year
> 	3. Jane's Addiction
> 
> After that it gets pointless.

     Oh dear.  It seems you haven't seen Dan Hicks.
Funny, you live in Bayarea, and he *is* out of
San Francisco.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: jogulin@camelot.fia.dmg.ml.com (Joseph Ogulin)
Subject: Re: homo (was: Re: BUSH; don't ask me _why_ it was Re: Bush...)
Organization: The Rift from Here to There
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 13:03:47 GMT

In article <BrsnCt.2n7@acsu.buffalo.edu>, busuioc@acsu.buffalo.edu (Anca I. Busuioc) writes:
|> In article <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
|> >
|> >	Clinton is a homo.
|> >
|> 	sure.  so are you.  actually, we're all homo.  
|> 	genus "homo", species "sapiens."
|> 
|> 	what's the big deal about that?

"Homo sapiens" means "thinking man."  No politician thinks.

-- 
==> "You never f**king know the answer when it's important." --The Doctor <==
Joe Ogulin

jogulin@camelot.fia.dmg.ml.com		joe@monroe.pilot.dmg.ml.com
jogulin@apollo.stevens-tech.edu		gcs_jogulin@stevens.bitnet

Disclaimer:  The above article is solely my opinion and does not necessar-
ily reflect that of my employer.  The content is my responsibility alone.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: dostalik@epcot.spdc.ti.com (Bill Dostalik)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: TI Semiconductor Process and Design Center
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 13:39:06 GMT


       A vote for Clinton in '92 is a vote for Quayle in '96.


      (or maybe Kemp).



             - Bill D.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: driven to distraction
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 02:25:00 GMT

In <n8j7su0@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>Catch:  I will only volunteer if he promises not to mope, 
>mention Catholicism, or whine about how I won't do because he 
>only wants thin, gorgeous women.

Oh, yeah.  Great.

Take all the FUN out of it.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: AdaNet and ADA - copyright problems?
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 05:12:27 GMT

In article <5760@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>In comp.lang.ada Ken Mcvey sees a great need:
>
>|I haven't made the change, primarily because I doubt that copyright problems
>|would crop up, and partly because it's a lot of work, and time is short. I
>|thought I'd drop in today and ask your opinion... do you think the groups
>|listed below constitute a copyright infringement?
>
>|ada.edu.beginner  
>|ada.edu.digest  
>|ada.edu.online  
>|ada.edu.spec-ed  
>|ada.employ.accommodation  
>|ada.employ.jobs  
>|ada.employ.occupation  
>|ada.general  
>|ada.indep  
>|ada.indep.architecture  
>|ada.indep.mobility  
>|ada.indep.techaids  
>|ada.legal  
>|ada.legal.advocacy  
>|ada.legal.rights  
>|ada.med  
>|ada.med.allergies  
>|ada.med.arthritis  
>|ada.med.dialysis  
>|ada.med.dwarfism  

          shouldn't dwarfing be under ada.sport.*?

>|ada.med.geriatric  
>|ada.med.respiratory  
>|ada.med.retardation  

          a good place for Carasso to amuse himself

>|ada.support.child  
>|ada.support.family  
>|ada.support.occinjury  

          we'd also need one for oriental injury

>|ada.talk.francais  
>|ada.talk.outdoors  
>|ada.talk.philosophy  
>
>I think you would need permission from Carasso to create
>ada.talk.francais and doesn't Kent Paul Dolan hold the copyright on
>*.*.advocacy groups? Anyway, if you'll add the groups ada.talk.bizarre
>and ada.religion.kibology we'll let you slide.

You're forgetting:

ada.palindrome.emordnilap.ada   (moderated by Otto Renner)

ada.yada.yada.ai.ai.ai   (for discussion of cartoon sound effects) 

ada.has.shown.colgate.to.be.an.effective.decay-preventive.dentrifice.when.
  used.in.a.conscientiously.applied.program.of.oral.hygiene

i.can't.believe.i.ada.whole.thing

kool.ada
						-- K.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Arcane Knowledge)
Subject: Dream of 1,000 Newsfroups
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 22:54:56 GMT


Last night, I had a dream that was a follow-up to the dream I had the
night before.

I gotta cut down on my news reading.  Or at least start being more original.


Mark "And so should you" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mrx@annexia.esd.sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe)
Subject: summer reruns (ii)
Organization: the atrocity exhibition
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 21:14:07 GMT



tiles.

rows of clean white tiles.

columns of glimmering tiles.

small square disinfected tiles.

beautiful speckled ceramic tiles.

white on white.

they line my cubicle.

walls, floor.

ceiling too.

they'd cover the door

if there was one.


once i peeled off a tile.

it took me a long, long time.

i worked it loose with my

fingernail.

didn't have much else to do.

so i peeled off a tile.


on the other side was nothing

but stars.


		mr x

		so i put it back

		(first posted summer 1988)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: west@inmet.camb.inmet.com (Brian West)
Subject: Re: homo (was:Re: BUSH; don't ask me _why_ it was Re: Bush...)
Summary: Bush is Clinton; Clinton is Bush
Organization: Intermetrics Inc, Cambridge MA
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 17:18:19 GMT

>>	Clinton is a homo.

And Bush is a TAX and SPEND Republican. So there!




-- 
west@inmet.inmet.com (or west%inmet@uunet.uu.net)
============================================================================
STANDARD DISCLAIMER: No one is responsible. 
My Astral-Projection did this, if you get my drift.
From: varvel@plains.NoDak.edu (Andrew Varvel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: alt.politics.clinton & alt.politics.bush
Summary: They belong here.
Date: 23 Jul 92 22:27:13 GMT
Organization: University of North Dakota, Grand Forks


Considering the quality of the commentary crossposted here from 
alt.politics.bush & alt.politics.clinton (although it seems more like 
alt.fan.bush vs. alt.fan.clinton), this is an excellent place to post the
opinions.  

It seems that truth in advertising has prevailed!

--Andrew Varvel--, denizen of Wierdistan (my pet name for talk.bizarre)
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23177 alt.politics.bush:192
From: RAJA@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush
Subject: Re: SHRUB
Date: 24 Jul 92 08:35:09 GMT
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center

In article <3dhm36
>
>In <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
>
>
>>just to get the fire going for this new group:
>
>
>>       Clinton is a homo.
>
>not if he's didd'in' on his wife he ain't.....unless.....
>--
> /=================================================\
>// raj@netcom.com      Missed it by >< That much   \================\
>||                                                                  \\
>|| Come one, Come ALL! Come join me in the Church of Appliantology  ||
>\\                   L. Ron Hoover                                  //
> \==================================================================/

Just how sick can you get? I don't deify our leaders but respect goes withy the
 territory.
           If you haVE nothing to say then don't say it here.

rajagopalan
From: hman@pro-haven.cts.com (Heath Allyn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: pope
Date: 23 Jul 92 07:46:55 GMT
Organization: ProLine [pro-haven] - Pariahs' Haven BBS, 409/693-8262, 9600-300

Should anything happen to the pope, I would like to offer myself as
candidate for the popes successor. Since popes often abandon their own name
and take on a popely name (such as John-Paul), I offer myself as successor
of pope john-paul...I decalre myself pope George-Ringo.
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: a game of horseshoes
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:04:34 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

A GAME OF HORESHOES!

RICHH
--and you know...I *am* still thirsty.
From: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU (The Automatic Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: It Finally Happened
Date: 26 Jul 92 21:03:40 GMT
Reply-To: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

I want to go outside and play with the other kids.
I want to take my shirt off 
    and run through the sprinklers on Old Man Beckstrom's lawn.
I want to chase a butterfly.
I want to chase Julie and look up her skirt.
I want to play Kick The Can 'til after dark.
I want Mom to call me inside 
    and tell me to wash my face for dinner.
I want it to last forever and ever and ever.

Summer's almost over.

--
Auto - Waldby
From: maura@pyra.co.uk (Maura Clark)
Newsgroups: uk.politics,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: David Mellor
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:44:25 GMT
Reply-To: maura@pyra.co.uk (Maura Clark)
Organization: Pyramid Technology Ltd.

In <6996@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:


>I still can't imagine what she sees in David Mellor. 

Maybe he has a big willy.


M.
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Minister of Marqaha)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ken visits London
Summary: KILL ME NOW
Date: 23 Jul 92 21:19:52 GMT
Organization: MINISTRY OF M.

mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
>
>I've come to the conclusion that it's probably better not to meet anyone who
>posts to talk.bizarre.  They're probably all fat and bearded, with nasty
>plastic-framed coke-bottle glasses and chronic hygeine problems.  I'm not
>sure I could stand the disappointment.

Not me.  I'm a shrivelled old gnome of a man who hasn't been out of the 
house in decades.  It's even becoming too much of a bother to walk the 
ten feet to my bathroom.  I suppose I shall just sit here posting until 
I am smothered in my own filth.

But hey, in the mean time, feel free to drop by anytime.  I think I've 
got a few half-eaten corn dogs around here somewhere.  If not, we can
toss a couple rats on the barbie.

---------
Rigler
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: cognitive science
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 14:36:07 GMT



ok.
here's the new theory
every piece of text wrote is brilliant
until someone follows it up

then it's rated on the quality of the
followup.

and so on

BoB
teCh
where's that grant money
 


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu> (Zed)
Subject: Election year
Originator: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 14:03:32 GMT

"Dammit, they're screwing things up at every level. They just cannot
play the game by the rules."

"Mmm. It does often seem that they must be worked around and never
with."

"We should round 'em up and put 'em in concentration camps, is what we
should do. Leave the work to the rest of us."

"Nice fantasy, but even with their organizational skills, between
themselves and their sympathists they could block that."

"Yeah, yeah, you're right. Sure were a lot of people asleep at the
switch when they got suffrage. Say, waitaminute..."

"Mm?"

"The concentration camp thing -- it can work. We just gotta put a nice
face on it. We'll have individual ones -- one for every woman. And
we'll call them... 'homes'."

"Hmmm. Very nice. I think it can work. And the whole project...  we'll
call it 'traditional family values'."

They laughed and shook hands and returned to their respective parties
to plan their platforms.

Zed/T.B.
-- 
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu     Metaphysical Help: $.05         The Philosopher Is
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Using killfiles is a form of censorship
Date: 27 Jul 92 17:16:22 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.censorship,alt.test,misc.legal,misc.misc
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Ed Nilges writes:

<edited for brevity>

|Using kill files IS a form of censorship.  At the very least, it
|contradicts the professed dedication of discussants in the "Hate Speech
|Okay" thread like Mr. Starr to free and open debate.  Here's why.

|First of all, a metaphorical reference to murder is made in the
|description "kill" file, showing a suppressed rage and desire to "kill"
|one's opponent when one, like Starr, is bested in argument.  This
|suppressed rage is confirmed by the intemperate language used by
|discussants like Starr.  The very title of this thread, "A Modest
|Request" is an (unconscious?) reference to Jonathan Swift's "Modest
|Proposal" that the children of the 17th century Irish poor be fed to the
|English.  Partially Irish, I assure Mr. Starr that he will have to catch
|me and (non-metaphorically) kill me first.

|Discussants in the "hate speech" thread have professed dedication to
|free and to open debate, even when people from Viktora's victims to Kim
|Pring (harmed by Hustler) to Anita Hill (decried as a lunatic for
|bringing needed information re a Supreme Court nominee to the attention
|of the Senate Judiciary Committee) are all harmed.  Yet discussants
|including Starr themselves feel entitled to take refuge in "kill" files
|rather than participate in debate.  I suggest that no such refuge was
|open to Viktora's victims, Kim Pring, or Anita Hill.

|Now, "kill" files are a form of privatised censorship and they do not
|use a government mechanism.  However, this is merely an example of the
|libertarian illusion that if force (including the electronic,
|metaphorical use of force implicit in a kill file) is deregulated and
|privatised, it will disappear, and the libertarian amnesia re the social
|contract that gave government a monopoly (with restrictions) on force.

|Anyway, I hope to have shown the the kill file is a form of censorship
|that gives the lie to the professed dedication to "freedom" that we so
|often see on boysnet.

This was my favorite bozotic post for the week ending 26 July.
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