HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars)
Subject: Re: I just gots ta
Organization: The Church of Mr. Whipple
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 15:55:27 GMT

In article <JON.92Apr3121908@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
*i am deeply offended.  sure, post your little stereograms for everyone
*to see.  everybody has two eyes to look at it don't they?  only a
*FREAK wouldn't be able to see the neat 3-D effect, right?  insensitive
*bastards.
*
*well, for your information, i may have only one eye, but i have two
*complete sets of tear ducts.  tear ducts that are working overtime, as
*i write this.

Optic mutants of the world UNITE!  Rise up against the evil Two-eyes!
Put an end to their discrimatory practices and their taunting games!

We shall overcome!


Mark "I as blind as Hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic,soc.culture.indian,alt.sex.bondage,comp.os.msdos.misc
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: ON TAMIL NADU CM & TALK OF TERRORISM ON THE NET
Keywords: RAPE, MURDER, ARABS, CANIBALISM
Followup: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.test
Organization: First Church of CARASSO, Ghod over ALL
Date:  7 Apr 92 01:55:14 GMT

gchacko@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (George W Chacko) writes:


>> Also,I would like to remind that this is a group for peaceful discussions. 
>> If there IS any more talk supporting violence or terrorism, PROPER 
>> DISCIPLINARY MEASURES will have to be enforced, including reporting to 
>> the respective universities OR organizations.

>Doesn't work that way. You're in no position to enforce anything on the net.
>While I appreciate your sentiments 'PROPER DISCIPLINARY MEASURES' has me
>up in arms. :-)

it gets me all hot and bothered, actually.

josh
From: eerke@cs.kun.nl (Eerke Boiten)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: first date taboos, taboos,...
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:14:08 GMT
Organization: University of Nijmegen, The Netherlands

dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire) writes:
>bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>> Faggot.
>lets see now.  my ex wife called me asshole so much that if someone
>calls out "hey, asshole!" in a crowd, i will turn around.  same goes
>for "hey, shithead!"  and "hey, fuckhead!"  but i never turn around
>when somebody yells "hey, faggot!"  i assume that they are trying to
>get someone else's attention.
Ooh sparky
now tell me
aaah
let me guess
oohh
you don't have a moustache and jeans
and don't wear leather and chains
don't we just hate all those macho type gays
nudge
neither do you look like a sissy
i mean effeminate
(i know I was supposed to spell it wrong)
aaah
you must be just my kind of man
don't we just hate it, all those faggots who look like faggots
oooh
give me one who looks like a shithead anytime
or an asshole
aah
nicely puckered
(whatever that means)
or who looks like a fuckhead
that really does get to me
yeah that's it, exactly
--
Eerke
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: I. G. S. to S. I. B. to B. O. T. to F. A.
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 00:38:04 GMT

Earlier today, I had a vision.  In the world I saw, all the people were a sea. 
They were all drowning.  Then a dark shape arose out of the water and reached 
up into the sky.  From the treasures there, he chose one.  He pulled down the 
sun and put it in his pocket.  I saw him reach into another pocket and pull out 
a warped and twisted ball of phlegm.  He put it where the sun had been.  He 
then plucked each and every one of the stars, pouring them into a wine flask at 
his side.  He then sunk back into the depths.

As soon as he had returned, the sea began to sway and moan, and great waves 
crashed, killing millions.  The people had lost sight and had become reckless
and uncaring.


--
I'm B. S. W. the H. A. Y?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Subject: Re: things that are not bizarre
Followup-To: alt.in.your.face
Organization: Institute for 
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 04:48:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.083123.29099@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
>
>elvis
>drugs
>fantasies about teenage girls
>smegma
>decrepit british humor
>beer
>satanism                      <-------------------------+
>skull-fucking                                           |
>pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis           |
>"NOT!!!!"                                               |
>the church of the subgenius                             |
>carasso                                                 |
                                                         |
Rats!  And here I've been laboring on a story with the Devil in it.
Now I suppose I'll have to scrap it and start over.

BTW: You forgot "felching" and "boring arguments that drag on forever"

(just trying to help :) :) :) :) :) fuck you :) :) )

--
 Rigler             Utshwala Bumandi
From: gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: long rambling realisation
Summary: bye
Date: 6 Apr 92 12:04:59 GMT
Organization: Oxford Parallel Reality, Buzzware Artificers to the Gentry;
	      manufacturer and distributor of Carnaugh's Reversible Steam Cycle
	      under licence from the Aerated Doughnut and Steamship Company Ltd

I used to be unconscionably proud of those posts that were so perfect that
I never saw followups to them, until it dawned on me that they were always
my last posts before absenting myself for just long enough that the drifts
of grobulous replies had expired.
									gj
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlw@cisco.com (Monica Waldman)
Subject: SRL
Keywords: if you don't know who they are, don't ask
Organization: () 
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 00:25:11 GMT

They came, they flamed, the firemen hosed them down.

Too bad they didn't get Frank Jordan.

-- 
standard disclaimer, etc., ad nauseum

"Now shut up and look stupid!" -- Ren Hoek
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Michal Blumenstyk in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: [*]
Date: 13 Apr 92 21:33:49 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


Today's the ides of April.
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: mathew@mantis.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: real value of cascades
Keywords: kill them
Date: 15 Apr 92 11:59:12 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

kschnitz@encore.com (kevin schnitzius) writes:
> I have a special key defined just for people who post to cascades.
  I love a specially refined jouster Pete who lost two cats' maids.


mathew
-- 
Seat       be sate        play       Black Sabbath      at seventy       eight
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Subject: swedish chef
Keywords: oil paintings, arthropods, elivis's pelvis, penis, Englebert
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 14:35:46 GMT

So, t.b. people. I think we have a newsgroup to which we should cross-
psot EVERYTHING. its alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork. I mean, lets
give up on the soc.culture.random victims cross-posting, these guys
have no sense of humor. But the swedish chef people, well, I mean, that
newsgroup is boring.boring.boring so lets spice it up for 'em :-)

so I guess this needs an ob. bizarre content: I once had a dream where
I was having sex in a suitcase. no shit.

and the ob. feaux swedish content: cant do it, sorry
bork bork bork
fork fork fork
my pork pork pork
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: This is not a test...
Date: 11 Apr 92 22:55:57 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44942
Followup-To: alt.sex,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered,talk.bizarre

In article <bleh> comptec91065@camins.camosun.bc.ca writes:
>This is not a test It is an annoyance.This is not a test It is an annoyance.

You can say that again.

>This is not a test It is an annoyance.This is not a test It is an annoyance.

Thank you.

ata boy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: addendum
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:58:30 GMT

But at least I knew it.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Trouble on the horizon, Cap'n
Date: 7 Apr 92 14:50:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr7095053
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: davidv@yang.earlham.edu's message of 7 Apr 92 07:53:16 GMT

"Trouble on the horizon Cap'n," said Timmy.  He and his older brother,
Tony, crept stealthily down the bright featureless corridor.  They
were somewhere they shouldn't be, but they were just playing so they
hoped it would be okay.  Adults had always been nice to them.

"What do you get on your sensor readings Mr. Kindling?" said Tony.

"It looks like a BIG GREEN MONSTER Cap'n."

"Where is it?"

"Around a couple of bends.  The sensor'll tell us how to get there."

"Well set your laser on maximum and let's be careful."

"OK Cap'n Tony sir."

They continued their advance, Timmy referring often to the imaginary
sensor in his hand.  They slunk and snuck, slowly approaching their
target.  As they went they became aware of a screaming, a distant but
constant screaming.  They stopped in the hallway.

"Um Lieutenant.  What does your sensor say about that noise?"

Timmy started to get a little nervous.  "Could be a laser whine,
sir.  Uhhh I think maybe we should go find d...uh, the Admiral."

"But what about the monster?  We need to save all mankind don't we?"
Tony said with growing uncertainty.

"W...well I guess so."  They continued around the corner.  Timmy
wanted to pretend that the monster was in some other direction, that
his sensor was directing him away from the screams, but he couldn't.
Something made him lead Tony on towards the thing they were really
afraid of.

The screams suddenly got much louder.  "I I I think the monster is
right around the corner sir," said Timmy, wanting very much to run
away and find Daddy.

Tony was scared too, but a little curious.  "Let me handle this,
Lieutenant.  You stay here."  He sidled towards the corner, his
back against the wall, and slowly, very slowly peered around.  Then
he relaxed.  "Lieutenant, come here and look at this."

In the middle of the corridor was a small Fisher-Price toy record
player, playing human screams over and over again.  "Just a decoy,"
said Timmy.  They collapsed against a doorway in relief--a doorway
that opened a second later; and they never saw the knives.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.japan
From: jonathan@psych.psy.uq.oz.au (Jonathan Dwyer)
Subject: Re: CATFISH
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.japan
Organization: Psyhology Department, University of Queensland
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 01:03:02 GMT

bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (BILLY JOE BISSETTE) writes:
carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
|> |> 
|> |> Tokyo, Japan, researchers have ended a 16-year study of tanks of
|> |> catfish with no clear conclusion on whether their behavior can help
|> |> predict earthquakes.
|> |>
|> And I thought it was so clear.  Maybe we should explain it to the researchers.
|> When the tank begins to shakes and the catfish fly out of it, there is a good
|> probability of an earthquake.

I thought it was too!  Maybe the researchers have researched the wrong catfish.
The catfish they should have been looking at is under the Archipelago, occasionally
trembling its tail...  When it hears 100 million people all thinking the word 'Tokai'
at the same time, it will flip its tail rather dramatically, or maybe not, we all hope.

Jonathan Dwyer
jonathan@psych.psy.uq.oz.au
Just the FAX: +617 365 4466
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Forbidden Zone.--What is it?
Date: 10 Apr 92 18:53:24 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

RICHH writes:
>
> It's a thinly-veiled account of the life of newspaper publisher
> William Randolph Hearst.  

Naah.  That was "Citizen Kane."

Q: What do "Citizen Kane" and "Sweet Movie" have in common?
A: "Rosebud."


Andrei

And apropos Peter Greenaway:  strange enough, Brian Dennehy's belly was more
enjoyable to watch than all those hundreds of breasts in "Prospero's books."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thinman@netcom.com (Lance Norskog)
Subject: Re: A brief and disgusted observation
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 03:08:21 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Keywords: Seeing-eye macaque

JR6BPOLW@MIAMIU.BITNET (That one girl) writes:

>People think it's pretty damned funny to dress up chimps.
> 
>I don't.

Neither do I.

I'm so glad that Johnny Carson is going off the air.

Lance Norskog
-- 
----------------Lance Norskog---------------
  ((lambda (lambda) `(,lambda ',lambda)) 
   '(lambda (lambda) `(,lambda ',lambda)))
Ah don't know, Jim, Ah thank it's some kahnd of vahrus.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: snort, snaneful, codfeshin
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:57:43 GMT

My last post sucked, I knew it and I posted it anyway.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mojo says `Hello' (and Re: Trouble on the horizon, Cap'n)
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 18:20:58 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad

bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt) writes:

> I agree with Mojo. I need a new nickname. Something catchy, original,
> and not as hard to pronounce when screaming.
> 
> So, knowing that the best nicknames are always given to you rather than
> taken, I thought I would solicit a pseudonym from the net rather than
> trust such a weighty decision to my own proven-to-be-impaired judgement.
> This may, in fact, be another bad judgement call, but I'm tough.
> 
> If I get one that's better than the really dumb one I have now (that I
> have deliberately chosen not to reveal), I'll support it by actually
> answering to it. This doesn't mean I'll stop using my real name. I have
> nothing but contempt for people who hide behind pseudonyms on Usenet.

YOU ASKED FOR IT.

TOYOTA.










--
the dot end
Newsgroups: alt.sex,talk.bizarre,alt.sex.movies
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: Rated X,XX,XXX what's the difference?
Followup-To: alt.sex
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 21:58:54 GMT

>> In article <1992Apr6.164015.24290@udel.edu> weigand@pecan.udel.edu (Steve  
>Weigand) writes:
>> >I've always wanted to know... Does anyone know how a movie is rated X,  
>XX,XXX,
>> >or whatever? ie: What's the difference between an X rating and 
>> an R rating an XX or XXX rating?
---------------------------------
Nothing could be simpler, Steve.
X--No one under 18 admitted.
XXX--No one under 54 admitted.

What XX means is left as an exercise for the reader.

RICHH
--NC-17?  That just means it sucks.  And that Peter Greenaway probably
directed it.
Or Adrian Lyne
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: fun fact
Date: 12 Apr 92 02:24:17 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Apr7.230926.11103@athena.mit.edu> dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt) writes:
>
>Testosterone has a melting point of 150 degrees Celsius.

Hot nuts.

				--Blair
				  "A little bit softer now..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: Re: Oh-oh.  Sam Kinison is dead.
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 19:17:13 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Heh heh heh.

Kinison committed the unforgiveable sin of a comic.

He wasn't funny.

Mark., my death would be no great loss, either, so I should talk
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic,soc.culture.indian,alt.sex.bestiality
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: Advanced Societies... Children And Camel Races.
Date: Sun, 05 Apr 92 16:31:52 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

)Eight adults were arrested when police raided an
)apartment in South Bombay the night before the plane
)was to fly to Arabia. 
)
)The shrieks of children tied to camels were be used to scare the
)animals making them run faster.
)
)         --Los Angeles Times


Wile reading "The Japanese Language" by Umeyo Hirano I something interesting:

English distinguishes cattle, sheep, goats, and others.
Japanese refers to them all as "Horses".
Arabic however has more than 500 word denoting various species of CAMELS.

Persumable a few of those 500 refer to:

	o A camel that runs faster when little girls are tied to it.
	o A camel that runs faster when little boys are tied to it.
	o A camel that runs faster when little animals are tied to it.
	o A camel that runs faster when old ladies are tied to it.
	o A camel that runs faster when various acts are performed with it.
        o whips, chains, etc...

"I love cultural differences because they make mine look so civilized."
	--Howie Mandel, 
	  U.S.  Embassidor to Saudia Arabia,
	  1970-1984


-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: WARNING:. HUMOR LIPOSUCTION AHEAD.  WARNING.
Followup-To: alt.greenaway.big.fat.naked
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 21:25:26 GMT

In article <ceJXiB1w164w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> dascoser.bbs@cybernet.cse.fau.edu writes:

richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes, answering a question about the movie
"The Forbidden Zone":
 
> >I don't remember this movie. Anyone have a quick plot summary?
>
> It's a thinly-veiled account of the life of newspaper publisher
> William Randolph Hearst.
>
>
> RICHH
ok, fine.  standard tb fare.  And we *all* know the movie implied there.
It's part of that same 'cultural fabric'(tm) from which all our posts are 
knit.  In fact, the ONLY reason it is at all amusing is because the 
movie was NOT named.

But for some reason, you feel the need to let us all know you've seen
"Touch of Evil". 
>
>Is this the one where we find out that Rosebud was his first rocketship 
>:)
>
>
>Dascoser

Hee.
SO CONGRATULATIONS.  You have successfully made something marginally(at best)
amusing into something absolutely insipid.

Now go ask Matthew if he'll give you a cracker.  In fact, keep bringing
posts that I've specifically set followups-to away from tb back
*into* tb and soon you'll be able to make yourself some REFRESHING MOCK 
APPLE PIE!
Bon Apetit!

RICHH
--See, what it boils down to is taste.  And discretion.  For example,
when Gene Roddenberry died, even the very first person to post
"he's dead, Jim" was still an unoriginal, annoying weenie.






Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Subject: Re: Interlude 1: morphophonological thought for the day
Followup-To: rec.cartoons.banana-bunch
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 00:48:46 GMT

In article <44eXiB3w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> 
amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>
>I have no killfile, sir.  I use brain-dead software.  Only my good
>nature prevents me from responding to everything I see.
>
>Remember that next time.
>--
>the dot end

I'm not?!?!  
Thanks, Amniobatpad!  I could kiss your little dot behind!

--
 Rigler                         (So help me, Me!)
From: Brennan.J.Murphy.53@nd.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Q-tips.  The Truth.
Date: 12 Apr 92 22:31:38 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Apr12.223138.28498
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Notre Dame

Be honest, what do you really use them for anyway?  Just say it, you stick
them up your ass to howl at the sun like the rest of us.  Why do you have to
be such an individual?   
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Instant karma's gonna get ya
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 12:36:01 -0500

>< Hey, you know that song that's in that commercial all the time,
>< "We all shine on" or so and other?
>< 
>< I gots a quibble with my friends about who sings it.
>< 
>< I think it is Paul McCartney working solo.  (or possibly John Lennon)
>< 
>< They say it is the whole Beatles.
>< 
>< This just cannot be!  So, fill out who you think it is
>
>     Eat shit.

	Is this person serious that they don't know who sang it?  Ack.
Well, a hint...  Paul McCartney could not come up with lyrics anywhere
near this song, and the voice doesn't sound a BIT like Paul's. Kinda
narrows it to two choices, eh?  It's Lennon alone, of course.  If you
seriously didn't know this, you should get a bit of a life before
yours is over.
-- 
Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (BILLY JOE BISSETTE)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My desk
Date: 12 Apr 92 00:27:35 GMT
Organization: North Carolina State University

In article <XN43iB2w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
|> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
|> 
|> > Here is a subset of my cramped used hotel writing desk:
|> > 
|> > * H29 terminal, built with my BARE HANDS (and a soldering iron)
|> > on top of same is:
|> > * A clock
|> > * A rubber brain
|> 
|> Oh great!  Where can I get a rubber brain?
|> 
|> --
|> the dot end

From a rubber animal, where else?

-- 
----------bill the clueless, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Go, Go, Gadget Clue.  No, Gadget Clue, not Gadget Hammer!  Help Brain!
What do you mean, "The Swedish Chef got him."  Stop Gadget Hammer!
No, not Gadget Flame! Stop!  Stop!!
From: g8801935@cs.uow.edu.au (The Jester)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Time After Time
Date: 14 Apr 92 13:35:20 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia

00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:

>In article <c8eXiB4w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US>, amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>> jes2x@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (John Sommerville) writes:
>> 
>>> In article <1992Apr7.182443.5031@nic.unh.edu> mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker to 
>>> >In article <1992Apr6.165805.5712@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writ
>>> >>>>> Elvis is dead.
>>> >>>>Pelvis wrist head.
>>> >>> Elvish knish-head.
>>> >>Melvins Fist bled                             -Sherlock
>>> >Kelvin's fish fed.
>>>  Seven wished bread.                          -Sherlock
>>> Heaven's piss sped.
>> Leaven this bread.
>Tread on his head.				-Sherlock
Go home instead
-- 
\ /  /    / /  /\   | I trapped all alone in the gas station of love,
 \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_  | and I have to use the self-service pumps.
 / \/  /   \ \/ \   | 	--"Weird Al" Yankovic.
g8801935@cs.uow.edu.au
From: whoami@hostname (Anal Widget)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short, Shameful Confession
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:06:12 GMT


I archive all of my own postings.

whoami@hostname

"I'll bet you were one of those kids in gradeschool who would brush off
 his hands and say `Whew - all finished` after a test, weren't you?"