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>/ hpcvra:rec.arts.tv.soaps / starkid@ddsw1.MCS.COM (Lance Sanders) /  6:57 pm  Jul 26, 1992 /

>[A]       Edmundo finally reads Hugo's codecil. The 'Love Shack' pays
>          the price. :)

:-)  :-)   :-)

>   Brian wakes up on Dixie's couch after a night of deep converastion, 
>video scanning and popcorn snarfing, to find the Dix-ster sitting cat-like 
>in a chair about 5 feet away, staring at him with 'mating season' eyes. ;) 

I thought this too ... of course, Brainless doesn't notice the way Dix is
looking at him.  I'm not sure Dix realizes whats going on herself.  [maybe
the writers haven't told her yet.]

>blows Dodge in disgust. [Bri didn't really try to make peace. He wants 
>Dixie. :) You picked the right one, brother, uh-huh.] 

Brian definitely didn't try to smooth things, he just stirred them up even
more.  But no, he doesn't know yet that he wants Dix ... he'll figure it
out eventually.  I am getting so sick of Hayley and Brian I could just
scream!   Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  [There, I feel better]

>   All the guests arrive chez Brooke for her special brunch, but Edmund, 
>asked to pick up some mushrooms on his way over, remains MIA (Brooke: "I 
>guess he went to Osaka to get the shiitake mushrooms..."). Palmer regales 

As mentioned by another poster, this has been forshadowed for days ... it
was a given that Edmund wouldn't show up.

>[Note: Dixie looks quite hot in navy.]

Personally, I though she looked dowdy in the dress, but she was looking 
great over breakfast with her new "young" look.

>   Air Witch brainslaps Igor with the news that she knows he's been 
>bopping E, and plans to marry her. Dimitri plays "X-blocks-the-square", 
>telling Helga how much he loves Angel, that he'll never leave her, etc.; 
>just the stuff the old goat wants to hear. Helga transports chez Edmund 
>(Open Door Syndrome), and retrieves the HugoDocument, erroneously assuming 
>Ed hadn't read it yet. She takes it back to Weirdwind, and burns it, 
>declaring loudly: "Now NO one will know Edmund Gresham is Hugo Marick's 
>son!" Not. 

I admit, I didn't expect this (until today) and I was screaming at the TV.
Now this will drag out FOREVER since there is no proof that Edmund is 
Hugo's son, and Helga isn't going to say anything.  What's with Helga,
anyway.  She has been keeping this will for *years*, presumably to use
on Dimitri if he gets out of line.  Then, she believes Dimitri for reasons
unknown, goes home and burns the thing!  It makes no sense!  She should
have blackmailed him with the will (as others have suggested).

>   Chez PV Hospital, Joe gives Dimitri and Angelique the red light on the 
>pregnancy thing (too much strain; not worth the risk). Dimitri shows great 

Joe was talking up Angel's recovery so much, I thought he would change his
mind and give the green light ... would have loved to see Dim's face!

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Love the sig!

Dave Ochs               "Would you just calm down, you're supposed to be
daveo@cv.hp.com         innocent!"  Edmund to Dimitri, breaking in on
                                    a 'business' meeting at Erica's