From: prem@cs.montana.edu (M.P.Premkumar)
Subject: RETURN OF CRAZY THIEVES - NAADAGAM - AARAAM BAAGAM
Organization: Dept. of Computer Science, MSU, Bozeman Mt 59717
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 19:27:27 GMT

	RETURN  OF  CRAZY  THIEVES  --  NAADAGAM  -- AARAAM  BAAGAM

                	IYATTRIYAVAR  --  CRAZY  MOHAN

	 SCT ANBARUGALUKKAAGA THOGUTHALIPPAVAR  --  M.P.PREMKUMAR


Cheenu: Dai Madhu, idhudhaandaa Paalavaakkam veedu. Enakku therinjavar 
Ramamrutham oorukku pORaaraam. En custody'le veettai vittuttu pORaaar.

Ramamrutham: Vaapa Cheenu. Naan Trichy varaikkum oru vElaiyaa pOren. Veettai
bathiramaa paathukkOppa. Naan padhinEzhaam thethi thaan varuvEn.

Cheenu: Ok sir.

Madhu: En sir ippadiyaa oru adhvaanamaana edathule veettai kaattarathu.

Ramamrutham: Ennappa paNRathu. Nalla developing area'nnu solli oru broker intha
edathai vithuttaan. Vandhu paatha pOdhu thaan therinjuthu devlop'E aagalai.
Adhaan paathiruppiyE suthi muthi oru building'um kedaiyaathu. Building'nu 
paakkapOna adho theriyuthE adhuthaan.

Madhu: Ennadhadhu ?

Ramamrutham: SBI.

Cheenu: State Bank of India vaa ?

Ramamrutham: Ille Set Bank of India. MaarvaadiyOda bank.

Madhu: Ada engappavodaiya bank.

Ramamrutham: Ungappa maarvaadiyaa ?

Madhu: Yov! Engappa adhe bank Moolakkadai branch'le manageraa irukkaryaa.

Ramamrutham: Sari sari. Andha bank'ai mattum koLLai adicheenganna rendarailatcha
roobai thErum.

Madhu: Ada En vOi kathareer ?

Ramamrutham: Sari appa naan varEn.

Cheenu: Sari sir pOittu vaangO. [avar sendRu vidugiRaar] Sarida Madhu. Namma 
Stella Janki'yoda vishayam enna aachu ?

Madhu: Namma Stella Janki'yaa ....... daai.

Cheenu: Saridaa. Unnoda Stella Janaki. Porumaa ? Avangappa kitte pesiniyE enna
sonnaar ?

Madhu: Kalyanathukkellaam ok'nuttaar. Aana kalyanathukku engappaa vandhe aaganum
-nu sollittaar.

Cheenu: Ungappavukku ippO Ennadaa paNNapOre ?

Madhu: Dai CheenukkaNNa. Enakkaaga oru tharam appaavaa nadidaa.

Cheenu: Ok daa. Aaaah!!! Appaavaa. Naan unakku appaannaa yaarudaa nambuvaanga ? 
EdhO aNNanaa nadichudalaam.

Madhu: ONNu paNNu. Nee aNNanaa nadi. Naan unnai en appaa'nu solli adjust 
paNNikkarEn.

Cheenu: AiyaiyO indha velayaattukkellaam naan varalE. AaLa udu.

Madhu: Sari adhai vidu. Kalyanathai enga vechukkalaamnu yOsikkarEn.

Cheenu: Kalyanam ennadaa Tirupathi'yilaiyaa ?

Madhu: VEra venaiye vEnaam. Engappakku therinjavan evanaavadhu ange mottai
adikka vanthiruppaan. Enna paathuttu engappaakku oru thanthi adippaan. Apparum
engappa ange thaali kattara samayathule belt'Oda nippaar.

Cheenu: Appa enna thaan paNNapOre ?

Madhu: Yaarum varaadha, amaithiyaana, oorukku odhukkup puramaana oru nalla 
edama oNNu thEdarEn.

Cheenu: Namma Paalavaakkam maathiri'nnu sollu.

Madhu: Ennadaa sonne ?

Cheenu: Namma Paalavaakkam maathiri'nen.

Madhu: Kaiya kudraa Cheenu. En kalyanam nadakkap pOrathu Paalavaakkathule thaan.

Cheenu: Paalavaakkathulaiyaa ? Inge chathiramE kidayaathE ?

Madhu: Chathiram edhukkudaa fool. Adhaan indha veedu irukke chathiram maathiri.

Cheenu: Enna veLayaadriyaa ? Ramamrutham enna nambi veettai oppadaichuttu 
poyirukkaar. Idhukku naan othukkavE maattEn.

Madhu: Dai avar varrathukku innum oru vaaram aagum. AdhukkuLLe naan 
kalyaanathaiyum mudichuttu honeymoon'ukke poidalaam.

AppOdhu irandu thirudargaal thideerena paainthu....

Marudhu: Dai oru adi nagantheenga, unga odambule paayum en thOtta apparum neenga
usurukku sollanum taattaa!!! HANDS UP !

Madhu: Empaa neengellaam thirudangaLaa ?

Marudhu: Enna sonne ?

Madhu: Ille neengellaam thirudngaLaannu kEttEn.

Marudhu: Enge marubadiyum sollu.

Madhu: [Cheenuvai paarthu] Paavamdaa sevittu thirudan pOlirukku. [sathamaaga]
Endaa dai neengellaam thirudangaLaadaa daaai ?

Marudhu: [sathamaaga] Ha ha haa haa haaa haa haa ha !

Muthu: [kaduppaaga] Dai edhukkuda appadi siriche ?

Marudhu: Pinne enna thalaivare. Ivanga nammaLai thirudangaannu nambanumnum'drath
-ukkaaga naane blade'aale keerikkinu vettu kaayamellaam pOttukkinu keerEn. 
Pathaakkoraikku kaiyile thuppaakki, ivan innaadaanna sarva saathaaranamaa 
"Neengellaam thirudangaLaa'nnu" kEkkaraan. Adhaan avanai bayamurutharathukkaaga
naan cinemale varra villain'ga maathiri bayangarama sirichEn.Nee bayandhuttiya ?

Madhu: NaangaLe bayapadale. Intha sirippu thirudan singaravelu'ndrathu 
needhaana adhu ? Sari appa panathai neenga koLLai adikka vandhirukkeenga!

Marudhu: Naanga panathai mattum koLLai adikka varalai. Thanga vaira nagaingaLaiy
-um koLLai adikka vanthirukkOm.

Madhu: Paithiyam ! Thanga vaira nagaiyellam naanga pOttukka maattOm. PombaLaingathaan pOttuppaanga. 

Marudhu: [Veerappa baaniyil balamaaga] Ha haa haa haa haa !!!!

Madhu: [kObamaaga] Adichu palla gilla'ellaam kayattiduven ippO. Naan thaan 
neenga thirudanga'nnu othundaachille, apparum En thiruppiyum ippadi sirikkirE ?

Marudhu: [thuppaakkiyai kaanbithu] HANDS UP !!!!

Madhu: [Cheenuvai paarthu] Adhu paarEn thuppaakkiyai eppadi pudichindirukkunnu.
Dai ippadi vachikinnu suttE neeyE posungi sethuppuduve.

Muthu: [kobamaaga] Dai sOmaari thuppaakkiyai ozhungaa pudidaa.

Marudhu: [kuzhappathudan] Eppadi thalaivarE sollithara maattEndriyE nee...

Madhu: Empaa ennak kEttaa naan sollithara maattEnaa. Ingap paaru thuppaakkiyai 
ippadi pudikkanum[Marudhuvukku sollik kodukkiraan]. Appa thaan edhiraaLi saavaan
Aiyaiye kuriyE sariyillaiye! Cheenu ange nikkaraan, nee engaiyO kuri 
vechindrukkiyE. [Cheenuvai nOkki kuri paarkiraargaL]

Cheenu: Dai Madhu vEnaandaa dai. 

Madhu: Bayappadaathe daa. Oru vaatti thaanda suduvaan.

Cheenu: Ennada Madhu ippadi veLaiyaadindu.....

Marudhu: Hands up.

Madhu: Dai naan thaan sollik kuduthundrikkEnOlliyO. Thiruppiyum enna "hands up"?

Muthu: Dai kasmaalam Oramaa pOdaa. Cheenu nee kaiyai erakkuppaa.

Cheenu: Apaadaa !

Madhu: Empaa unga thittam ennannu konjam solreengaLaa ? EngaLukku time aarathu.

Muthu: Enga thittam ennaannu solrathukku munnaadi engaLai naangaLE arimugap
paduthikkap pOrOm..... En pEr Muthu.

Madhu: Ada muthaana pEraa irukkE.

Marudhu: En pEr ennaannu kandupideenga paakkalaam. 

Madhu: En ?

Marudhu: EvvalO yOsichaalum ... intha MarudhuvOda pErai .... oru payalaalaiyum 
kandupudikkavE mudiyaadhu.

Madhu: [mellamaaga] Un pEr Marudhuvaa ?

Marudhu: [aachariyathudan] Hai eppadiyaa kandupudichE. YOv buthisaaliyaa nee.

Madhu: Ennak kEttaa Marudhu'ndrathukku bathilaa erudhu'nnu pEr vechirukkalaam. 
Arivule aada maadungaLai vida mOsama irukkaan....

Muthu: Ivan en maaman mavanunga...

Madhu: Adhaan ippadi irukkaan.

Muthu: Ivangappa JEppadi Jebamani'nnu pEru. BalE pick-pocket mannanunga. Aayiram
pick-pocket aditha killaadi Jebamani'nnu avarukku pattamE undunga. AppErpatta
mannanukku magana pOranthuttu ippadi uruppadaama irukkaan.

Madhu: Vetti vuttura vEndiyathu thaane.

Muthu: Ennanga paNrathu, maamanukku saavumbOthu vaakku koduthittEn, Marudhuvukku
thozhil kathukkoduthu sontha kaalle nikka vekkarEnnu ... Ivan ennadaanna oru
pick-pocket kooda adikka theriyaama irukkaan.

Marudhu: Naan ennaiyaa paNrathu. Naan evan kayilE pick-pocket adikka pOnaalum
avan pant'e pOttirukka maattenraan. AppadiyE pant pottirunthaalum pocket 
irukkarathu ille, pocket irunthaa purse irukkarathu ille, purse irunthaa paName 
irukkarathu ille ....

Cheenu: Oruthanukku pant'le pocket irunthu, pocket'le purse irunthu, purse'le
paNamum irunthaa ?

Muthu: Ivan evan kaiyilE pick-pocket adikkaraanO avan muftiyile irukka police
kaaranaa iruppaan. Saavu kiraakki maattikkum.

Madhu: Sari unga thittam ennannu konjam sollungappa. En praanan pOrathu.

Muthu: Enga thittathai solrathukku munnaadi, intha thittathai engaLukku sonna
enga boss'ai naan ungaLukku arimugap paduthap pOrEn.

Madhu: UngaLukku mEla oru boss'aa ?

Muthu: Aamaam. Dai Marudhu, boss enna pannindrukkaar ?

Marudhu: Boss uLLe thoongindrukkaar.

Muthu: Ennathu thoongidirukkaaraa ? En kitte namma koLLai adikkira vishayamaa 
nalla plan'lam solrEnnaarE daa ?

Marudhu: UngittE appadi sonnaaraa ? EngittE innadaanna pOi Amurthaanjan vaanginu
vaa appa thaan idea varum appadinnu sollittu thoonga pOittaar.

Madhu: Amurthaanjanaa ?

Marudhu: Enga bossukku oru ketta pazhakkamga. Avarukku thalaiyile Amurthaanjan 
thadavinaa thaan idea'vE varum.

Muthu: Endaa emmaantharam solliyirukkEn Amurthanjan eppavum stock paNNi vaiyunnu
Boss ippO ezhundhu Amurthaanjan kEttaa naan ennadaa paNNuvEn ?

Marudhu: [Amurthaanjan bottle'ai eduthu kaaNbithu] ThalaivarE inga paar !

Muthu: Edhudaa adhu ?

Marudhu: EnnavO thozhilukku pudhusu, muttaaLnu adikkadi solluviyE, naan 
innikki inna saamarthiyamaa idhai thiridikinu vandhen theriyumaa ?

Muthu: [aachariyamaaga] Ennadhu nee thirudiniyaa ? 

Marudhu: Amaam. Adayar'le irukka oru pharmacy'ku pOnEn. Amurthaanjan irukkaannu
kEttEn. Irukku'naan. ONNu konaanthinga vaii'nen. Vechaan. EvvaLO'nnu kEttEn.
Aaru rooba'naan. Oru pathu roobai nOttai kuduthuttu, pOi bill pOttukkinu vaa'nenAvan bill pOdap pOna nEramaa paathu, antha Amurthaanjanai eduthukinu OdiyaantEn.
[perumidhathudan sirikkiRaan]

Madhu: [Marudhuvai paarthu] Mmm. Suthamaa mandaile oNNumE ille pOlirukku.

Muthu: Sari neenga irunga. Naan pOi enga boss'ai kootindu varEn.

Marudhu: ThalaivarE, boss'ai pOi thadaalnu ezhuppaadhE. Kaadhule moonu tharam
Boolaan Devi'nu sollanum nyaabagam keethaa ?

Muthu: Ok'maa.

Madhu: Boolaan Deviyaa ?

Marudhu: Aamaam. Avanga thaan enga bossukku boss.

Madhu: Intha Boolaan Devi sambal koLLaik kootta thalaivi illaiyO ?

Marudhu: Amaanga. Enga boss'um sambal koLLaik koottathalaivar. Avar pEru
Sambal Gopi.

Appothu Muthu boss Sambal Gopi'ai azhaithu varugiraan. Sambal Gopiyin uyaram
naalu adi!!!!

Sambal Gopi: ArE O saambaaaaaah !

Marudhu: Boss varaar ! Boss varaar ! Boss varaar !

Madhu: Enna boss varaar boss varaar boss varaar. AalaiyE kaaNOm kural mattum
thaan kEkkarathu.

Marudhu: [Sambal Gopiyai suttik kaatti] Idho ivar thaan enga boss.

Sambal Gopi: ArE O saambaaaaah !

Madhu: Amaam. Idli vadai saambaaaar ! Ivanaa unga bossu. Avan vachirukka 
thuppaakkiyE avana vida oyaramaa irukku ..... PaLLikkoodathule maaRu vEsha
pOttiyile pasangaLukku thirudan make-up pottaa mathiri irukkaan, ivanaa koLLaik
koottathalaivan ?

Cheenu: Ivanaa koLLaik kootta thalaivan. KuLLak kootta thalaivannu sollu.

Madhu: Empaa unga thittam ennannu dhayavu seidhu solreengaLa ?

Muthu: Madhu, Cheenu Nalla kElunga. Naanga moonu pEruma sernthu ... adho 
theriyuthE antha bank, adhai koLLai adikka pOrOm. 

Madhu: Ennadaa ivan, veLLai adikka pOrOmnu solra maathiri, bankai koLLai adikka
pOrOmnraan ?

Marudhu: Enga boss nalla planlaam solli kuduthikiraarE. Naanga intha 
veettulernthu oru aaru naaLaikku andha bankai watch paNNuvOm. Yaar yaar varaanga
yaar yaar pOraanga, ethanai sippoi appadinnu. Apparam intha veettulernthu antha
bankoda paadhukaappu ottagathukku ......

Madhu: Dai mundam ! Adhu ottagamum ille thimingalamum ille. Paadhukaappup 
pettagam.

Marudhu: Edho oNNu. Adhukku sorangap paadhai pOdap pOrOm.

Madhu: Surangamaa !!!

Marudhu: Aamaam. Inga paar sorangathOda planlaam vachirukkOm.

Muthu: Aamaam. Varra pathinaaRaanthEthi andha bankai enga thittappadi koLLai
adikka pOrOm. AvvaLo paNamum, nagaingaLum enga kaiyile irukkap pOvuthu.

Madhu: AiyaiyO. PathinaaRaanthEthiyaa ?

Marudhu: Aamaam. Pathinaalu, pathinainji, pathinaaru bank leave. Adhule paarunga
intha Good Friday ille Good Friday, engaLukku vasathiyaa intha thaaram veLLik
Kizhamayile varuthu.

Cheenu: Ennadaa ivan ippadi irukkaan.

Madhu: Naan ennOda kalyanathaiyum inge pathinaaraam thEthi vechindirukkEnEpaa.

Muthu: Ada Enyaa azhuvarE ? Nee paattukku oru Oramaa kalyanathai nadathikkO, 
naanga ippadi Orama koLLai adichukkarOm.

Cheenu: Adhuvum nalla idea thaan. Adhellaam saridaa Madhu, ungappaakku ennap
paNNap pOrE ?

Madhu: [Sambal Gopiyai paarthu] Ennadaa kavalai, irukkavE irukkaandaa Sambal
Gopi. Boss unga thittathukku naanga othuzhaikkirOm, enakkaaga konja naaL en
appaava nadikkireengaLaa ?

Sambal Gopi: Nee kavalaiyE padaathE. Pichi odharidREn.

Cheenu: Problem solved. Sari appa naanga keLambarOm. Vaadaa Madhu.

Madhu: [Marudhuvidam pOi] Dai nee sorangam thOndaREn, sorangam thOndaREn'riyE.
Gaddappaarai, mammutty idhellaam vachi thondinaa satham varumeyaa .......

Marudhu: [sathamaaga] Ha haa haa haa haa haa ha ! Idhellaam yOsikkaamayaa plan
pOduvOm ?....... Satham vandha vanthuttu pOgattumEyaa....... KaadhulE panju
vechukkinu thOndaROm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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