From: avg@rodan.UU.NET (Vadim Antonov)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.soviet,rec.humor
Subject: Re: Anekdot
Date: 12 Sep 1992 18:43:38 -0400
Organization: Berkeley Software Design
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

In article <1992Sep12.211321.13331@leland.Stanford.EDU> arto@leland.Stanford.EDU (Artavazd Khachikian) writes:
>In article <1992Sep12.101204.13285@cs.nott.ac.uk> avyfdvg@unicorn.nott.ac.uk (David Gatenby) writes:
>>Russky i armyanin v kupe na poyezde.  Boltayut. 
>>Russky: ,,Menya zovut Ivan.  Po-armyanski, Dzhan".
>>Armyanin: ,,A menya zovut Akop. Po-russki, transhe".
>
>	Would you please explain ? By the way, Ivan in Armenian is
>Hovanes. 
                                   v
"transhe" should be T P A H ||| E |/|, i guess. Hope it'll help.
                            ---
--vadim

ObAnecdotes (English translations):

[contain ethnic jokes which some can find tasteless or disgustful.
 Please, no flames. If you're overly sensitive, press 'n' now]

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Georgian: "Women are like LPs -- use it once and then throw away!"

Armenian: "Why? Turn it other side and use it once more!"
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A tourist in Tbilisi decided to go to banya (a public washing place).
He bought a ticket, came to locker and undressed; turned to pick
his shaika (a bowl) and discovered a huge naked hairy-bodied Georgian
waiting for him.

"Well", says  Georgian, "I gonna fuck you in the ass. Would you
prefer it with Vaseline?"

The horrified tourist answers: "With Vaseline!"

Georgian: "Vaseline, come here, this one wants you first!"
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A question to Armenian Radio:

"Help me, please, what should I do? My bride confessed she's not a virgin!"

Armenian Radio answers:

"Why do you worry about her cunt anyway?"
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A question to Armenian Radio:

"What woman's legs and Eiffel tower have in common?"

Amenian Radio answers:

"The higher you climb the more breathtaking the view is".
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A question to Armenian Radio from an Azer:

"Why does Armenia have the Ministry of Naval Transportation while
it does not border any seas?"

Armenian Radio answers:

"Respectful, we do not ask you why does Azerbaijan have the
Ministry of Culture".
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A question to Armenian Radio from a resident of Leningrad (St.
Petersburg nowadays):

"Is it true that hookers can be recognized by shiny eyes?"

Armenian Radio answers:

"How do you think why there white nights are in Leningrad?
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A question to Armenian Radio:

"Why do revered sisters wear black cloting?"

Armenian Radio answers:

"They fear to spoil the film".
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A question to Armenian Radio:

"What is feathers over fear?"

Armenian Radio answers:

"A sparrow sitting on the KGB office".
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A question to Armenian Radio:

"What's the difference between a girl and a statue?"

Armenian Radio answers:

"A statue falls first, breaks then. Girls do it in reverse order".
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A question to Armenian Radio:

"When a decent girl is supposed to go bed?"

Armenian Radio answers:

"At ten, to be able to get home before midnight".
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A question to Armenian Radio:

"Is it healthy for a girl to sleep with a window opened?"

Armenian Radio answers:

"Well, it is if she has nothing better to sleep with".
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A question to Armenian Radio:

"At which side men are turning after lovemaking more often?"

Armenian Radio answers:

"Our research have shown that 5% turns on the right side, 5% turns
on the left side and 90% get closed and go home".
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A question to Armenian Radio:

"What "cross-over-cross" does mean?"

Armenian Radio answers:

"That's a monk atop of a nurse".
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A Georgian holds his wife just outside railing of balkony of his
apartment on the eleventh floor and emphathically tells her:

"Look, my grandfather have stabbed his wife to death; my father
have drown his wife in the river; and I... I let you go!"
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A question to Armenian Radio:

"Is it possible to show a Georgian on TV?"

Armenian Radio answers:

"Yep, the upper half in "The World of Animals" and the lower half
in "Improbable but Evident".
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A young Georgian man came to his father and told "Father, I fucked
yesterday night". Old man cries: "Wife, call guests, gather dishes!
Our son became a man!", and then to his son "How does it feels to
you?" Son answers: "It feels ok, the only problem is that my ass is
still aching".