Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 17:51:06 EDT
From: <CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Fuzzy turns to food.


*^(NOTE: It has been noted to fuzzy bunny management that fuzzy is not being
the unusual bunny that he was last year.  Fuzzy seems to believe in being
warm and caring, and all that *stuff*. Since here at fuzzy bunny co (my head),
we do not know about such things, (love,etc other emotions men don't claim to
have out of some kind of fear)  we let him continue with this stuff.  However
the time has come for fuzzy, like most male bunny rabbits to refer in some
indirect way to a womans body. Fuzzy bunny co hopes you realize that the
stuff below is for comic relief and we do not view women as food..unless you
put strawberry flavored cream on your loved one.

The following crude poem comes from fuzzy bunny doing too many celery sticks.
This is pure fuzzy form, so if you get offended easily, read it, it will give
you something else to do all day...
**************************************hidden message**********************
(to be fair--one will be done on men by the oracle...right oracle?  right?
Please?  This is your calling...I don't think i'd be good at it...

Last note: the following comes from a women telling me that i kiss like a
hungry man. I have a thing about necks...make what you will out of that,
whatever that means....
                                     The bunny hater's commentary.
Here are the phases                 {
To a woman's stages                 {Oh please, he's not at it again.
These are the set gages             {
by some love mages.                 {What are love mages?

Her eyes are like blueberries       {How?
With color and changes              {Are you saying your girlfriend has
in them is lust and love            { different color eyes?
varying in different stages         {

Her nipples are like tomatoes       {Oh,like you couldn't see that one coming.
Soft when ripe                      {
But when their heated up            {
they don't melt, but get tight.     {how would you know???

Her hands are like mushrooms
chancy at bet                       {so I take it your still a womanizer...
They can hurt or please you         {they must have beat you up a lot
so don't touch her breasts.         {

Her hair is like lettuce          {oh thats disgusting, eating a womans hair
a different color when old        {
But it's still as tasty           {yeah right
this is to be told                {

Her private parts are like blackberries,     {
covered by bush                              {REALLY?
Watch it, or you'll get a thorn              {
as you hear a *Woosh*                        {in other words she slaps you

Her legs are like carrots         {
firm and strong                   {
and bunny's really like it        {sick pervert, incorrect grammer
when they are long.               {

Her neck represents all fruits     {oh really?
A subject of desire                {
Because if you taste it            {
it will start her fire.            {yeah right. I've tried that, I got
                                   slapped, you give out bad advice bunny.

Fuzzy bunny, getting hungry agian...