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From: rogers@calamari.hi.com (Andrew Rogers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: politically correct...
Date: 25 Jan 1993 13:23:40 -0000
Organization: Hitachi Computer Products, OSSD division
NNTP-Posting-Host: calamari.hi.com
Keywords: PC, unemployed, PhD , Chemical Engineering

In article <1993Jan21.233447.6712@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
>Political correctness has infiltrated the halowed and mysterious
>nether regions of Computer Science !!!
>The "Traveling Salesman Problem" has become the 
>"Traveling Salesperson Problem"

A proto-feminist acquaintance of mine, trying to make a point about something,
said "you never hear any jokes about the traveling saleswoman and the farmer's
son."  So I told her this one, probably an ancient Playboy Party Joke or
something...

A traveling saleswoman's car broke down, and she had to spend the night at
a nearby farmhouse.  The farmer said "you can stay here if you like, but
you'll have to sleep with my handsome, strapping son."  She got very horny
at the sight of the aforementioned hunk, and crawled in next to him on one
side of the bed.  He moved to the other side, so she crawled in there and he
moved back, etc.  Finally, in frustration, she said, "I don't believe you
know what I want at all!"  And he said, "Shure ah do - you want the whole
damn bed, but you ain't a-gonna git it!"

Well, I didn't say it was any good...

>the day will come when the "man" command on UNIX will become "person"
>oh wow is the day when even UNIX will fall prey to PC!!!

PC infiltrated Nerdland nearly 20 years ago, when the terms "father" and
"son" (to describe processes, tree nodes, you name it) were changed -
almost overnight, as if by some common signal - to the non-sexist "parent"
and "child".  Still waiting for PC alternatives to "master" and "slave",
though...

Andrew Rogers
From: engan@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 25 Jan 93 11:35:11 GMT
Article-I.D.: vax1.1993Jan25.173511.2828
Organization: Mankato State University

In article <1993Jan25.175105.4340@bradford.ac.uk>, A.D.Brown@bradford.ac.uk (AD BROWN) writes:
> veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher) writes:
> 
>>In article <mPu4uB12w165w@mertwig.UUCP> xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) writes:
>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> 999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> 999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>> they'd be....
>>>> >>>>>>:>>>>>>
>>> ____________________________________
>>>|                                    |
>>>|    ETC   ETC   ETC   ETC   ETC     |
>>>|____________________________________|
>>>
>>>
>>>> 999,999,985 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>> 999,999,985 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>> and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
>>>> they'd be...
>>>
>>>Come on, cascades don't have to be THIS stupid.
>>>
> 
>>Well, personally, I find this far more amusing than any cascade.  I haven't
>>seen this many people get this annoyed at any cascade yet!  I almost get
>>sick from laughing at all these people telling them to stop.  I love it!  In
>>fact......
> 
>>999,999,984 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>999,999,984 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
>>they'd be...
> 
> A chain reaction that would cause half the bottles to fall each time
> so:
> 
> 49,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> 49,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> and if half of those bottles should happen to fall
> there'd be...
> 
24,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
24,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
and if 72.6 percent of those bottles should happen to fall
there'd be...
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From: patk@sr.hp.com (Patrick Kearney)
Subject: Re: James Belushi Films
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 22:26:52 GMT
Organization: HP Sonoma County (SRSD/MWTD/MID)
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.9 PL6]


I think Jim Belushi was also in "Thief" a very good thriller directed
by Michael Mann and starring James Caan. Belushi, I seem to recall,
got shot to death by the villains and dumped in a vat of acid.

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From: "Jon \\lnes" <jon@ifi.uio.no>
Subject: Re: Strange Place Names (English)
        1993 22:13:33 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Informatics, University of Oslo, Norway
        <1993Jan22.221333.19930@cunews.carleton.ca>
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 12:54:52 GMT
Originator: jon@gode.ifi.uio.no

In article <1993Jan22.221333.19930@cunews.carleton.ca> fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton) writes:

> In article <45092@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> jmcd@cea.berkeley.edu (John McDonald) writes:
> >
> >Well, i was perusing the latest Europe map sent out
> >by National Geographic.  There's a town about 60km
> >south of Minsk in Belarus called.....Slutsk!
> >
> >Or am i the only one that finds that funny...?
> >
> >Others?
> 	
> 	How about Dildo, Newfoundland. 
> 	Colon, Panama.
> 

Hell, Norway (just outside Trondheim). English tourists use to buy train
tickets to Hell, _and back_.

JON
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From: dws@ssec.wisc.edu (DaviD W. Sanderson)
Subject: Re: Smiley anyone?
Keywords: ASCII
Organization: UW-Madison Space Science and Engineering Center
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 23:58:06 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.121339.29406@bernina.ethz.ch> mat14@tarski.math.ethz.ch (MathLab 14) writes:
>I don't know if this is the right newsgroup but I am searching for any
>kind of smiley's.

My smiley program (containing the largest and most comprehensive
collection of smileys ever posted) was most recently posted in
comp.sources.misc, volume 23.  See your nearby comp.sources.misc
archive site to obtain it.

Or, wait for my smiley book, to be published by O'Reilly this spring.

The comp.sources.misc index line:

v23i102   smiley/part01      smiley - smiley server, version 4, Part01/01

Here are a few anonymous FTP sites and paths:

wuarchive.wustl.edu:
	usenet/comp.sources.misc/volume23/smiley/part01.Z
ftp.uu.net:
	usenet/comp.sources.misc/volume23/smiley/part01.Z

Ask your system administrator if you don't know what anonymous FTP is.

DaviD W. Sanderson (dws@ssec.wisc.edu)

	"The Noah Webster of smileys is David Sanderson"
		- The Wall Street Journal, 15 Sep 1992
From: pablo@tofu-hut.csd.sgi.com (Pablo Sanchez)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Howto Make a Dog 'Meow'
Date: 23 Jan 93 01:33:35 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.

In article <1993Jan21.091220.1@cc.uvcc.edu>, brownea@cc.uvcc.edu writes:
|> (Credit George Smili???? (pronounced George Smilivitch))
|> How do you make a dog 'meow'?
|> Put it in a freezer for three days,
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> Take it out,
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> Put it across a band-saw
|> (MEEEEEEOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

Well, how do you make a cat 'wuff'?
Dip it in gasoline and set it aflame:

	``wuff'' (as it goes up in a ball of fire)

-- 

Pablo Sanchez           "Under the bridge downtown - forgot about my love
pablo@sgi.com            Under the bridge downtown - I gave my life away"
                            RHCP
From: metraton@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Ol' Presidential Nicknames FROM BEYOND.......
Summary: Addendum: Bush N' Quayle
Keywords: Bill, Ol', drivel
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 13:59:39 PST
Reply-To: metraton@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us



It's far too late now, of course, but I just thought of the perfect nicknames
for George Bush and Danny Quayle:

Ren And Stimpy.

It seems so OBVIOUS, at least in retrospect.
That's 20/20 hindsight for ya'........
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You fools! BULLETS WON'T STOP HIM!
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From: rstimets@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (robert and stimets)
Subject: Re: Prime number joke wanted
Organization: Indiana University
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 21:52:14 GMT

In article <GOWEN.93Jan27161515@jade.tufts.edu> gowen@jade.tufts.edu (G. Lee Owen) writes:
>No, No, No.  The way I heard the joke was:
>
>An engineer, a chem major, and a computer science major were all
>applying for this job.  At the job interview, the interviewers wanted
>to check their problem solving abilities.  They asked each one to
>"Prove that every odd number is prime."
>
>	"Well," says the engineer, "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is
>prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime..."  He was very pleased with himself 
>until they told him to go away.
>
>	"Okay," says the chem major, "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5...
>well, 5 was an observational error, 7 is prime..."  He too was
>immensely dissapointed when the interviewers told him to leave.
>
>	"Let's see..." said the computer science major. "1 is prime, 3
>is prime, 3 is prime, 3 is prime, 3 is prime..."
>
>
A mathematician would say "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, by induction
all odd numbers are prime"

RStimets



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From: wlambert@sioux.ucs.indiana.edu
Subject: Re: Don't read this
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:02:44 GMT

In article <1jjoklINNchp@kralizec.zeta.org.au>  
awilson@kralizec.zeta.org.au (Alan Wilson) writes:
* sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:
* 
* >In article <1993Jan15.223131.13489@cerberus.ulaval.ca>  
jacques@lac_ivanhoe.grgl writes:
* >>This is my first try.  I don't known how it work
* >That's OK... you're not a jerk...
* Not another cascade. I'm gonna perk.
CBS is my favorite broadcast network.
From: bosticj@storm.CS.ORST.EDU (Macro..<Jason Bostick>)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Date: 23 Jan 1993 07:32:35 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, Oregon State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: storm.cs.orst.edu



This is Wrong
>Red means stop.
>Green means go.
>Yellow means... ACCELERATE!!!!!!!
Yellow means....Go real fast.  (in calm voice) Jeff Bridges.."Starman"
From: gt4719b@prism.gatech.EDU (Dave Frascone)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Jack Handy...
Date: 25 Jan 93 20:28:17 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

Could someone please e-mail me the complete Jack Handy collection?


Thanks,


Dave

-- 
gt4719b@prism.gatech.edu

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From: buckel@winx06.informatik.uni-wuerzburg.de (bernhard buckel)
Subject: [Q] BOFH anyone out there?
Organization: University of Wuerzburg, Germany
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 14:42:09 GMT


Well, subject says it all.

Is any kind soul out there able to mail me the COMPLETE BOFH stories posted
here a while ago? Mine got corrupted by adding a remark to it (rm bofh.txt) :-(

Thanx in advance,

				Bernhard

			DON'T BUNDY ME, BABE!
From: awilson@kralizec.zeta.org.au (Alan Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Somalia joke
Date: 24 Jan 1993 03:01:37 +1100
Organization: Kralizec Dialup Unix Sydney: +61-2-837-1183 V.42bis
NNTP-Posting-Host: kralizec.zeta.org.au

In <1993Jan20.034411.5872@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> am001b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Shark) writes:

>In <1993Jan20.004232.27823@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> gb03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GEORGE PHILIP BLUHM) writes:

>>In article <5260@equinox.unr.edu>, lee@equinox.unr.edu (Lee T Grasseschi) writes
>>:
>>>Moose.
>>>
>>You're a Goose
>Somebody get a Noose.
Stay Loose.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mei141@cch.coventry.ac.uk (PH)
Subject: Re: Sesquipedalian Sayings, et cetera
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 12:56:53 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.201358.9824@ll.mit.edu> jfinn@ll.mit.edu (Joe Finnivan) writes:
>
>In article <1993Jan22.101302.5143@memstvx1.memst.edu>, nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>|> In article <21270@ksr.com>, johnk@ksr.com (John Kavazanjian) writes:
>|> > I have a request from a friend to find something that someone around may  
>|> > still have. Here it is:
>|> > 
>|> > Two years ago, someone faxed me a two-page list of
>|> > common folk sayings translated into sesquipedelian (sp?)
>|> > terminology, to whit:
>|> > 
>|> > Scintillate, Scintillate Asteroid Minific
>|> > (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)
>|> > 
>|> > You get the idea.
>|> 
>|> And a good one it is! Let's just start our own list. Break out the
>|> dictionaries and thesauri - here we go. (And don't explain them unless
>|> they are particularly abstruse or the references are especially esoteric.)
>|> Remember, correct spelling and accurate attribution is important here.
>|> 
>|> An overabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of gastronomic
>|> concoctions will impair the quality of a certain potable solution made
>|> by immersing a gallinaceous bird in ebullient Adam's ale.
>|> 
>|> -- 
>|> 
>|> oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
>|> oo1oo     Binary 4s all around.  And a "bit-bird" to you too!     oo1oo
>|> oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
>|> oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
>|> oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis (nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu)    oo1oo
>|> oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
>|> 
>
>How about:
>	You, sir, are a complete copulating anal orifice.
>
>Joe


Or from Monty Python:

	You, Your Majesty, are like a stream of bat's piss.

	Eh?

^L
	I simply mean, that you are like a shaft of gold, when all around is
black


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From: hwhalen@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca (Hugh Whalen)
Subject: re: as useful as
Organization: Faculty of Administration, University of New Brunswick
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:47:29 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.211246.26743@ccd.harris.com> kdauplai@controls.ccd.harris.com (Kim Dauplaise) writes:
>
>As useful as tits on a bull .  (learned at my Mother's knee. And I thought she
>loved me!)

No, no. It's as useful as tits on a Nun.

Hugh Whalen                     | Where all men think alike, no one
Faculty of Administration       | thinks very much.
University of New Brunswick     |               - Walter Lippmann			


DISCLAIMER: Neither UNB nor I care what the other thinks.
From: epb3r@Virginia.EDU ("Erik P. Brady")
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: DENNIS LEARY
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:09:40 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


	I would greatly appreciate getting any information on
where/when D. Leary will be performing soon (or far away if you
know).  
	I would also like to know if anybody taped his special
on Showtime and would be willing to tape it for me (I have
stuff to trade if you're interested).

	Thanks in advance and please respond directly to me,

Erik Brady
epb3r@virginia.edu

		"jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny"
				Frank Zappa
Xref: sparky rec.humor:38613 ba.market.misc:10241
From: walsh@optilink.COM (Mark Walsh)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,ba.market.misc
Subject: Re: This is a test
Date: 21 Jan 93 18:55:16 GMT
Organization: Optilink Corporation, Petaluma, CA

>>>>>This is a test.
>>>>Be my guest.
>>>cascade fest
>>Surely you jest.
>Is that your BEST?





Don't be a pest.
-- 
Mark Walsh (walsh@optilink) -- UUCP: uunet!optilink!walsh
AOL: BigCookie -- Amateur Radio: KM6XU@WX3K -- USCF: L10861
"What, me worry?" - William M. Gaines, 1922-1992
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From: pelton@ecf.toronto.edu (PELTON MATTHEW ALAN)
Subject: Re: Howto Make a Dog 'Meow'
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 03:10:17 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.091220.1@cc.uvcc.edu> brownea@cc.uvcc.edu writes:
>(Credit George Smili???? (pronounced George Smilivitch))
>How do you make a dog 'meow'?
>Put it in a freezer for three days,
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Take it out,
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Put it across a band-saw
>(MEEEEEEOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

  How do you make a cat go woof?
  Kerosine and a match.  (WHOOOF!)


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From: al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)
Subject: couple of stiffs
Organization: ESCOM Corporation
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 03:53:18 GMT

Heard on the news tonight that retired Supreme Court Justice
Thurgood Marshall, who passed away today of a heart attack,
was originally supposed to swear in Al Gore at last week's
inauguration.

Raises the interesting picture of the two of them standing 
there on the stage, stiff as boards...

Al
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: test,1,2,3
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 01:00:04 GMT

>>>>>>>this is just a test, please ignore.
>>>>>Oh god please! I can't take any more,
>>>>>My anger is like a flaming lantern,
>>>>>Try cascading of that.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I could, with a whimsical handturn
>>>>of my magical hat.
>>>>
>>>HA HA! now its my turn
>>>I can't do better than that.    <---------------
>>                                                 |
>>To add to this, I yearn.                         |
>>But I couldn't do that.                          |
>>                                                 |
>Maybe we could all learn                          |
>to do silly things with a cat                     |
>                                                  | 
>                                                  |
This one was mine :-)    >>>-----------------------

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From: dsblack@iastate.edu (Vilkata TDK)
Subject: Re: waxwork clinton
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 18:31:08 GMT

In <2436@blue.cis.pitt.edu> babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon) writes:

>In article <1993Jan23.192107.28447@escom.com> al@escom.COM (Al Donaldson) writes:
>>>  Check out this week's TIME magazine -- it's the same look.  He is
>Also notice that the "M" of TIME on the cover is mostly covered by
>Clinton's face in such a way to make the two top points of the M
>look like Devil's horns.

He is also the 66th Man of the Year.  Hmmm...  Who could have possible arranged
that?  Perhaps... SATAN?!?

Wouldn't surprise me at all.  In fact, it'd clear up quite a few questions...
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From: ssd@eos.ncsu.edu (Srikant Sridevan)
Subject: Re: test,1,2,3 CASCADE
Originator: ssd@atlas.psrc.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: ssd@eos.ncsu.edu (Srikant Sridevan)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:28:12 GMT


In article <1993Jan22.161546.19469@lut.ac.uk>, A.M.Salt1@lut.ac.uk writes:
> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!doc.ic.ac.uk!uknet!keele!nott-cs!lut.ac.uk!phams
> From: A.M.Salt1@lut.ac.uk
> Newsgroups: rec.humor
> Subject: Re: test,1,2,3 CASCADE
> Message-ID: <1993Jan22.161546.19469@lut.ac.uk>
> Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 11:15:46 EST
> References: <C15vMH.H60@cck.coventry.ac.uk> <1993Jan20.194903.3325@raid.dell.com> <1993Jan20.223801.13632@news.arc.nasa.gov>
> Reply-To: A.M.Salt1@lut.ac.uk (Honey Monster)
> Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
> Lines: 27
> 
> In article <1993Jan20.223801.13632@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso@pioneer.arc.nasa.gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
> >markw@fuzzball.dell.com (Mark E. Wallace) writes:
> >>mei141@cck.coventry.ac.uk (PH) writes:
> >>|>petitc@nuge115.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
> >>|> >ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
> >>|> >
> >>|> >
> >>|> >>>>>>this is just a test, please ignore.
> >>|> >>>>Oh god please! I can't take any more,
> >>|> >>>>My anger is like a flaming lantern,
> >>|> >>>>Try cascading of that.
> >>|> >>>I could, with a whimsical handturn
> >>|> >>>of my magical hat.
> >>|> >>HA HA! now its my turn
> >>|> >>I can't do better than that.
> >>|> >To add to this, I yearn.
> >>|> >But I couldn't do that.
> >>|> Maybe we could all learn
> >>|> to do silly things with a cat
> >>Counselor Troi likes skinny bald guys,
> >>How `bout that?
> >Pick a new rhyme and try to keep time
> >or else your cascade will sound flat.
> The new rhyme is here in front of you,
> Ask my pet iguana.
Once I get back from Tijuana


Srikant
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From: fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton)
Subject: Re: Strange Place Names (English)
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 22:13:33 GMT

In article <45092@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> jmcd@cea.berkeley.edu (John McDonald) writes:
>
>Well, i was perusing the latest Europe map sent out
>by National Geographic.  There's a town about 60km
>south of Minsk in Belarus called.....Slutsk!
>
>Or am i the only one that finds that funny...?
>
>Others?
	
	How about Dildo, Newfoundland. 
	Colon, Panama.
From: zuvec@westminster.ac.uk (Kostaky Savva)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jim Bolushi films
Date: 28 Jan 93 16:23:20 GMT
Organization: University of Westminster
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

rcosby@bcm.tmc.edu (Randy C. Cosby) writes:
: In article <C1J3qo.Lx9@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, am49469@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Mesin ) writes:
: > I am trying to get a list of movies that Jim Bolushi has played in.  So far,
: > I only have five:
: > 
: > About Last Night
: > Red Heat
: > Taking Care of Business
: > Real Men
: > K-9
: > 
: > I am sure there are more, but I can't think of them.  I home some of you
: > can help.  Thanks a lot
: > ..
: > 
: 
: 	Thief  with James Caan  
:         Mr. Destiny
: 
: 
: That's all the Jim Belushi films I can think of ....
: 
: 
: right now
:


Filofax - It might has been under a different name in the States. 
	  He escapes from prison to see a baseball match and he finds 
	  some guy's filofax. etc... 
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From: sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Subject: <None>
Organization: Gallaudet University English Department
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 16:29:56 GMT

In article <1k1t5pINNesb@ua.d.umn.edu>, afrolik@ua.d.umn.edu (Ed Olczyk) writes:
> In article <4967@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us> metraton@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us writes:
>>
>>    Erpragyl, V cbfgrq na negvpyr jurer V cbfghyngrq gung Onearl gur Qvabfnhe
>> creuncf jnf abg jung ur frrzrq gb or, ohg jnf,va snpg, fbzr rivy orvat orag 
>> ba gnxvat bire gur zvaqf bs puvyqera rireljurer. Gur Terng Hajnfurq fpbssrq 
>> ng zl jneavatf.
> 
> 
> OK.  So, what do I have to do to read this?  Is there a program?  Acertain
> code?  Or do I have to figure this out myself.  I realize this may sound very
> stupid, but I'm new to the newsgroups and I don't know all this stuff yet.  I
> am sorry if this bothers anyone, so please forgive me if it bothers you and
> don't waste your time flaming me cause I really don't care if you think I am
> an idiot cause I can hear that from my parents.
> 

	You are an idiot.


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