From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: ASSHOLE AWARDS Re: Instant karma's gonna get ya
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 04:15:59 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN TALK.BIZARRE waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
)In article <1992Apr9.123607.7354@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu) Erin Anderson  
)<erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu) writes:
)))< Hey, you know that song that's in that commercial all the time,
)))< "We all shine on" or so and other?
)))< 
)))< I gots a quibble with my friends about who sings it.
)))< 
)))< I think it is Paul McCartney working solo.  (or possibly John Lennon)
)))< 
)))< They say it is the whole Beatles.
)))< 
)))< This just cannot be!  So, fill out who you think it is
)))
)))     Eat shit.
))
))	Is this person serious that they don't know who sang it?  Ack.
))Well, a hint...  Paul McCartney could not come up with lyrics anywhere
))near this song, and the voice doesn't sound a BIT like Paul's. Kinda
))narrows it to two choices, eh?  It's Lennon alone, of course.  If you
))seriously didn't know this, you should get a bit of a life before
))yours is over.
))-- 
))Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
))ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
))		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
)
)I was certain that it was a solo, and at one time must have known it was Lennon, but  
)things get warped around in my head, and bungled.  My roommate seemed to be sure it  
)was the Beatles, and although I knew he was wrong I knew my mind could be bungled,  
)and had to get an outside opinion.  So, my friend, redirect your tongue to him.  You  
)can mail him a letter if you want, although you probably don't know his address.  By  
)the way, not knowing one song doesn't condemn a person to lifelessness.  I'll bet if  
)you ask as many people (with a fair cross-section) as you want age 20 and below, and  
)under 25% of them would have known the artist in this case.  By the way, I'll bet  
)you I can name a lot of songs that you can't. For example:
)
)Who sings "To Walk the Night" ? - brief clip:
)
)"To walk the night
)Unearthly night
)World without end
)And everything else must die "  (not necessarily in that order)
)
)What song is this, and who is the author:
)
)"Though I'm dressed in rags, I'll wear sable some day"
)
)What song is this, and who is the author:
)
)"Clearly I remember picking on the boy, seemed a harmless little fuck."
)"Bit the recess lady's breast, how could I forget?"
)--
)
)If you can't figure out all of these, you are a crawling slimy piece of worm-shit.   
)Just kill yourself while you can.
)--
)Eat me, I'm a cream-filled Eclair


				   
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