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From: phil@seidel.ucsb.edu (Philip Papadopoulos)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.president.clinton
Subject: Re: Al Gore -VP Curse strikes again? !!
Date: 18 Nov 92 17:48:17 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh

ochealth@unixg.ubc.ca (ochealth) writes:

>In article <1992Nov16.080042.8762@netcom.com> mvp@netcom.com (Mike Van Pelt) writes:
>:In article <1e0vn9INNq5t@transfer.stratus.com> dennist@sw.stratus.com (Dennis Tetreault) writes:
>:>   After 4 years of listening to everyone trash Dan Quayle, everyone seemed
>:>to think that we would have a new VP with stature, ability, and stateliness.
>:>Al Gore.
>:>   Something happened though.  [Algor falls off stage into crowd;
>:Algor gets lost in the woods.]
>:
>:Jay Leno mentioned the same thing just the other night.  He
>:wondered just what it was about the vice presidency that
>:causes anyone who wins it to drop 15 points off their IQ.

>Even if true, at least Gore would still be at or above an IQ of 100.
                                                           ^^^^^^^^^
Great! Just what we need. A person of average intelligence a heartbeat
from the Presidency. I'd rather have someone of ABOVE average
intelligence.  Gore hasn't been skewered by the press because
he's an environmentalist-whacko. They love him for that.  Algore may end
up being one of the most ineffective VP's in a long while.  At
least he'll make good stand-up material for the next 4 years.
(Who could resist making fun of someone who never smiles. Who
preaches our environmental woes, and tells us all that America is
the worst country in the world and STILL GETS LOST iN THE WOODS!)

Best Indication of Clinton's Leadership Ability:
       Interviewer:  "What do you want to Talk to President Bush about when
                      you visit him in Washington tomorrow"
       Clinton:   "I want a talk about what ever he wants to talk about."

Gee,  A President-Elect who knows what he wants. He can make the snap decisions.
Ooooh, that was a tough one, PE Clinton.  He's going to be the leader
of the free world and he doesn't even know what he wants to talk about
when meeting the outgoing President.  Does this bother anybody else?

Clinton will find campaigning to be President much much MUCH easier than
being President.


Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh
From: mem@mv.mv.com (Mark E. Mallett)
Subject: Re: Limbaugh Watch Day 15
Organization: MV Communications, Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 05:17:51 GMT

In article <grendel.722578872@camelot> grendel@camelot.bradley.edu (Alyosha Bourgea) writes:
>Mr. Switzer could be much more efficient by monitoring Rush' success
>on his own time, and making a SINGLE post several months from now.  Then
>he could get a good laugh at the idiots' expense, and the rest of us
>wouldn't have to plow though his day-by-day redundancies.

Maybe you could do what I do: don't read them.  If your newsreader is
forcing you to plow through his transcripts, then maybe you should try
some different software.

-mm-


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From: jcburt@gatsibm.larc.nasa.gov ()
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: Al Gore -VP Curse strikes again? !!
Date: 18 Nov 1992 20:31:29 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center
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In article <phil.722108897@seidel> phil@seidel.ucsb.edu (Philip Papadopoulos) writes:
>ochealth@unixg.ubc.ca (ochealth) writes:
>

[...stuff deleted...]

>Best Indication of Clinton's Leadership Ability:
>       Interviewer:  "What do you want to Talk to President Bush about when
>                      you visit him in Washington tomorrow"
>       Clinton:   "I want a talk about what ever he wants to talk about."
>
>Gee,  A President-Elect who knows what he wants. He can make the snap decisions.
>Ooooh, that was a tough one, PE Clinton.  He's going to be the leader
>of the free world and he doesn't even know what he wants to talk about
>when meeting the outgoing President.  Does this bother anybody else?

Perhaps it's because Bush *invited* him to the briefing, not Clinton *requesting*
a briefing...hmmm...didn't think of that did you...If you haven't realized it, a
briefing, called by Bush, generally means *Bush* has something to say...so why
not just let him have his say...i.e. "I want to talk about whatever he wants to
talk about..."

>
>Clinton will find campaigning to be President much much MUCH easier than
>being President.
>

Personal opinion, or personal experience???
Do you *really* KNOW, or is it your opinion...

>


Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh
From: kfp@sibyl.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Keith Pilotti 552-3900 SV CMCT)
From: linda@tellabs.com (Linda Jensen)
Subject: Dumb Caller
Followup-To: alt.rush-limbaugh
Organization: Tellabs, Inc.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 18:13:55 GMT


 > 
 > 
 > Phone   Valerie from Orlando, FL
 > 
 > Valerie refers to the woman who was claiming Rush was guilty of
 > child abuse against Chelsea Clinton, and she points out that on
 > the fourth night of the Democratic Convention Tom Brokaw referred
 > to Chelsea as "a homely child." Valerie notes that the definition
 > of "homely" is not a flattering one.
 > 

	I think Valerie better get her hearing aid checked.  I'd
	bet money Brokaw said "only", not "homely".  Sheesh!
	Yet another example of the misinformation spread by talk
	radio....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: hagerjd@carina.unm.edu (John D. Hager)
Subject: Re: IMHO - What does it mean?
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 00:19:50 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

>are going to be misled. IMHO both the strident anti-Rush people and the 
----I keep seeing this acronym and I have no idea what it means.  Could
    somebody please send me some e-mail and explain it?  Thanks.
   
    John D. Hager
    hagerjd@carina.unm.edu

Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh
From: jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jared Dahl)
Subject: Re: Democratic Whiners Can't Take It
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 23:05:32 GMT
Distribution: usa
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM Rochester

In article <1992Nov17.162705.24794@galileo.physics.arizona.edu>, krueger@galileo.physics.arizona.edu (Ted Krueger) writes: 
|> But he has already promised to screw up, by saying that he will remove 
|> the ban on gays in the military, etc.  I have not heard one of his 100 
|> day promises which is not a screw up, at least IMO, therefore, as far 
|> as I am concerned, HE ALREADY HAS SCREWED UP!!!

As you conservative, apple pie, gun-toting folks like to say:

"America.  Love it or Leave it!"

|> 
|> Ted (author and originator of the term `Zackane') Krueger
|> 
|> 
|> -- 
|> "We will bury you! We will bury you! We will bury you!"
|>       - some ex-Soviet leader            
|>                    krueger@galileo.physics.arizona.edu

It was Kruschev.  And he meant economically bury us.


Jared Dahl
Opinions expressed are mine, not my employer's.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: lis450ab@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (lis450 Student)
Subject: Re: Music on the Radio Show
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 19:04:49 GMT

dlovely@meaddata.com (David Lovely) writes:

>In article <1992Nov13.161649.4071@memstvx1.memst.edu>, kebarnes@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>|> 
>|> Now for the bonus round! Who can name the most current and historical
>|> "update themes?"
>|> 
>|> Feminist Update(s): "?"
>|> [There have been several. I want either the current one, or the first one.
>|> The only one I'm certain of is "Maybe I Mean Yes" by Holly Dunn]

>The current one is "Men" by Patty Loveless (?)

The song "Men" is actually by the Forrester Sisters. 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: grendel@camelot.bradley.edu (Alyosha Bourgea)
Subject: Re: Here Are The Undeniable Truths of Life
Organization: Bradley University
Distribution: usa
Date: 19 Nov 92 23:56:27 GMT

In <nate.837@psygate.psych.indiana.edu> nate@psygate.psych.indiana.edu (Nathan Engle) writes:

>grendel@camelot.bradley.edu (Alyosha Bourgea) writes:
>>lsa@ll.mit.edu (lisa s anderson) writes:
>>>grendel@camelot.bradley.edu (Alyosha Bourgea) writes:
>>>|>>33. There will always be poor people.                              

>>>|>Only as long as there is capitalism.

>>>This is so ludicrous it's laughable.  Do you mean to suggest that if we 
>>>eliminated capitalism, we would eliminate poor people? ...
>[snip]

>>>...  Sarcasm aside, I find it hard to believe that anyone could be 
>>>naive enough to really believe the statement that you made.

>>Believe it, babe.  I never claimed the communistic system of government works.
>>All I said was that capitalism creates poverty.

>    Ok, if capitalism creates poverty then what creates wealth? Do you 
>think that people are better served by communism? There's a joke that I 
	
No.  Capitalism creates both poverty and wealth.  Communism creates neither
in theory, but in practice it results in a polarization even faster than
capitalism.


Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.clinton
From: dpage@ra.csc.ti.com (Doug Page)
Subject: Re: Flaming Conservative (Re: Liberals DO oppose First Amendment rights)
Organization: Texas Instruments
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:15:46 GMT

|>       God commanded Isaac to kill his son.  It is said to have been
|>       a test for Isaac.  But it could only have been a test for him
|>       if indeed God had truly commanded him to do so.  And of course
|>       God would not lie.  So we see that some of God's commandments
|>       may be in conflict or contradiction with others.  I suppose
|>       that we should find this Acceptable.  Discuss

Actually, God said to Abraham "Take now your son, your only son, whom you
love, Isaac, and go to the land of Moriah; and offer him there as a burnt
offering on one of the mountains of which I tell you." (re: Gen 22:2)

What did Abraham do?

"Then they came to the place of which God had told him; and Abraham built the
altar there, and arranged the wood, and bound his son Isaac, and laid him on
the altar on top of the wood.  And Abraham stretched out his hand, and took
the knife to slay his son." (Gen 22:9-10)

Which of God's commandments do you propose are in conflict here?

dp

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From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.bush
Subject: Re: Democratic Whiners Can't Take It
Date: 17 Nov 92 04:45:11 GMT
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Distribution: usa
Organization: Columbia University

In article <1992Nov16.223812.486@anasazi.com> best@anasazi.com (Mike Best) writes:
>In article <1992Nov14.183531.29972@news.columbia.edu> egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:
>>
>>Heh, heh.  Re: 12 MILLION: a large number of whom don't read normally.
>>[Source: Simon & Schuster marketing research]
>
>Yes, I was called by S&S and coincidentally I was reading abnormally.
>I was actually reading backwards and, while they pressured me to confess,
>I had to admit that I sometimes read books by reading the reflected image
>of the pages off the surface of a mirror.  At other times I am simply 
>abnormal when I read but they said that this does not qualify as reading
>abnormally (they did give me a contact in the psychiatric world though).

A better way to read abnormally is to read only the first and last
word of each paragraph, then extrapolate.  I find I can go through
_War and Peace_ very, very quickly doing that.



In fiscal year 1991, the government agencies classified as secret a
total of 7,107,017 documents.  This marks the first time that the
total number of reported classification decisions in a year is a
palindrome.		-- 1991 Information Security Oversight Office
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: larry@peak.psl.nmsu.edu (Evil Engineer doin' it the Cowboy Way)
Subject: Re: Rush's Future...
Organization: New Mexico State University, MetaPhysical Science Laboratory
	<1992Nov12.093147.3095@mr.med.ge.com>
	<1992Nov13.200436.22327@pmafire.inel.gov>
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 16:35:36 GMT

HIn article <1992Nov13.200436.22327@pmafire.inel.gov> geoff@pmafire.inel.gov (Geoff Allen) writes:
   Those whose Rush memories go way back to the days of the primary
   campaigns may remember all the heat Rush took from callers because he
   was telling people to vote for Pat Buchanan, precisely because of Rush's
   dislike of Bush's turn from the conservative stance that got him elected
   in 1988....

.. So Bush took Rush's advice and embraced the extreme right, including
Pats Buchanan and Robertson and self-annointed New Right bellwether Rush 
himself. Eventually it cost him the election and drove a bunch more 16p 
nails into the coffin of the Republican Party.

It would appear that Rush is a pretty good guy to have on the other side.

L.
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O Fair New Mexico! Landfill of Enchantment. And home of THEM (Atomic Ants)..

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From: borden@head-cfa.harvard.edu (Dave Borden)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: Flaming Conservative (Re: Liberals DO oppose First Amendment rights)
Date: 17 Nov 92 17:23:06 GMT
Reply-To: borden@m5.harvard.edu
Organization: Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory, Cambridge, MA,  USA

In article <1992Nov16.184603.12951@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> psmith@iies.ecn.purdue.edu (Paul Smith) writes:
>In article <15NOV199221081276@zeus.tamu.edu> rlc1028@zeus.tamu.edu   writes:

>>      God commanded Isaac to kill his son.  It is said to have been
>>      a test for Isaac.  But it could only have been a test for him
>>      if indeed God had truly commanded him to do so.  And of course
>>      God would not lie.  So we see that some of God's commandments
>>      may be in conflict or contradiction with others.  I suppose
>>      that we should find this Acceptable.  Discuss
>
>Discuss?  Ok, this is easy...
>
>God is *God*... and you're not.  Think about it.

Ah, blind faith.  Not my cup of tea.

>That about covers it :-).

I left this in because I'm not sure if you were serious, or if you were being
sarcastic.

  - Dave Borden
    borden@m5.harvard.edu
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From: liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu)
Subject: Re: Al Gore -VP Curse strkes again?
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Toronto
Date: 17 Nov 92 20:31:23 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.212415.16449@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> howiegbk@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Jr Howard Mea Turner) writes:
>Al Gore and Dan Quayle both served on the Senate Armed Services Committee.
>I hardly think Sen. Gore is more qualified than VP Quayle in terms
>of foreign policy.  Quayle handled himself well when the F-16's were called
>in to buzz the Philipinnes palace.  Gore might have done the same,
>but as of this instant, QUAYLE HAS MORE EXPERIENCE.  What did Al do
>during the Persian Gulf . . . does the word waffle mean anything to
>anyone?
>

Gee, I wonder why Prez. Bush didn't sent "expert" Quayle to 
Alexander Dubueck[sp?]'s funeral last week -- ya know, "the man
who crushed Prague Spring in 1968" -- when Mr. Quayle is about
to become a reporter for the Indiana National Guard.  

Maybe the Czechs and the Slovaks didn't want all the important guests at
the state funeral laugh at the VeePee of USA, that will be a riot, 
isn't it?    

>H.
>


Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.bush
From: grendel@camelot.bradley.edu (Alyosha Bourgea)
Subject: Re: Democratic Whiners Can't Take It
Organization: Bradley University
Distribution: usa
Date: 21 Nov 92 20:19:11 GMT

In <1992Nov21.084622.2043@EE.Stanford.EDU> budd@playfair.Stanford.EDU (David Budd) writes:

>In article <grendel.722305682@camelot> grendel@camelot.bradley.edu (Alyosha Bourgea) writes:
>>In <1992Nov20.230532.24506@rchland.ibm.com> jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jared Dahl) writes:
>>
>>>In article <1992Nov17.162705.24794@galileo.physics.arizona.edu>, krueger@galileo.physics.arizona.edu (Ted Krueger) writes: 
>>>|> -- 
>>>|> "We will bury you! We will bury you! We will bury you!"
>>>|>       - some ex-Soviet leader            
>>>|>                    krueger@galileo.physics.arizona.edu
>>
>>>It was Kruschev.  And he meant economically bury us.
>>
>>Who knows what Nikita meant.  But I don't subscribe to this point of view. :)


>Actually, I believe that the translation was a bad one. A more correct trans-
>lation of what Khruschev said was "We will be at your funeral."
>But, you get the idea. 

...
so much for making semi-obscure references to Sting lyrics on the net...:)


Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: hagerjd@leo.unm.edu (John D. Hager)
Subject: Re: Here's why I love this guy...
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 06:10:37 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <17NOV199213391854@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu> mitcheec@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu (Elliott Mitchell) writes:
>
>One would only expect a white male like thEwIndBag to encourge people not 
>to band together to cure what they see as injustice against them.  Simply 
>because he knows that, as individuals, they are as powerless as they ever 
>were and that only by working together can they ever hope to right some of 
>society's injustices toward them.
>

NO!  I don't care who you are, what color your skin is, what your beliefs are,
etc.., NO individual is powerless!  Especially in this, the greatest of all
countries in the world!  Every individual ultimately has the final say in his/
her own destiny.  Your destiny is what you create.  Don't wait for someone
who doesn't even know who you are, to legislate your destiny.  I guarantee,
if you stand on your own two feet, respect yourself, and fight for yourself,
you will gain much more respect for yourself, and people will gain MUCH more
respect for you.  That's how to get ahead.  Don't rely on the government to
make sure you get ahead, take it upon yourself!

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From: ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: Limbaugh Watch Day 15
Date: 23 Nov 92 17:21:27 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: NC Microproducts, Inc.

knauer@pegasus.cs.uiuc.edu (Rob Knauerhase) writes:
}grendel@camelot.bradley.edu (Alyosha Bourgea) writes:
}>BTW, I wouldn't get into the "issues" issue if I were you.  You [Switzer]
}>started this post, and it's basically a waste of bandwidth.
}
}The Limbaugh Watch is only a waste of bandwidth in that it draws out the
}lame and feebleminded from their keyboards and infuriates them that someone
}like Limbaugh could be in-touch enough with the country to remain so popular.

Three words for you to think about, Rob....

Morton Downey, Junior 






Lance


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: thurston@pixel.nhn.uoknor.edu (Tad Thurston)
Subject: Clint-pickin'
Originator: usenet@kittyhawk.ecn.uoknor.edu
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 03:30:30 GMT
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK, USA

Oh yeah, what was it I heard last night from His Pompousness?...


He said that Bill Clinton was sooo slick, so shifty, that it was
almost imperceptible?  That he was so maneuvering and cunning 
that he had to look very carefully to try to spot the 'waffling.'
(I think the subject was the reduction of the White House staff
by 25%.)
He rolled a tape of Clinton's speech, and the examples of shiftiness
that he pointed out were Clinton's less excited demeanor and the 
facial expressions of Mitchell standing next to him (which I could
not discern on my little 5" B&W).  Is this what his fans like him
to take up 10 min. of network time with?  Really, this is starting
to get soooo weak--his repeated attempts to vindicate his own 
"predictions" with laughable clips like this one, not to mention 


Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (Bakayaroo Banzai)
Subject: Re: Why Rush is a Jack Ass
Organization: Deutsches Klimarechenzentrum GmbH, Hamburg
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 09:34:51 GMT

In article <Nov18.174717.15232@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> be231642@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Bret Egan) writes:

[.....]
>
>Rush and all the other conservatives are scared to death that the baby-boomers
>are slowly entering our government.  Twenty five years ago our government tried
>
And judging from your post they're scared with good reason. How long have
you been incapable of critical thought now? Rush is worse than Hitler?
That's ludicrous hyperbole.

>to oppress the "Counter Culture" by ending their rallies and demonstrations.  Now
>we elected two men who were taking part in those very same events.  To scare you
>some more, our president and veep also listen to the Grateful Dead.  Isn't
>America great?
>
And Lee Atwater played the Blues...
Has Tipper slapped warning labels on Al's copy of "Workingman's Dead" yet?
Will Bill 'n Al be groovin' to Casey Jones in the Oval Office?
Hope they don't inhale...

Al Gore was most definitely *not* part of the 60s counter-culture.
He was the part of the ticket brought on board because of his solid
reputation in 'Nam. Sort of the Anti-Bill.

Yes, this is a great country...
Where else would somebody like you be so free to publicly make an
ass out of themselves?
Hope your Sophmore year is better...

Matt
From: bm562@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard L. Trionfo)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Subject: The "Meeting of the Minds"
Date: 16 Nov 1992 18:42:30 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


   I was listening to Rush today, and I heard him talking about
the Arkansas conference with the Congressional leaders and Bubba.
I have the perfect caption for the picture:
    THE GANG OF FIVE MEET IN LITTLE ROCK
  O.K., I know it was the gang of four in China in the 70's,
but we have to give Bill some role in the group.
Hilary could play the part of Mrs. Mao Zedong and the
congressional leaders can be any of th three.
                         Rich
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