From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Sig File #7
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 05:21:32 GMT


The Enormous Signature File Extension #7 (email ss1@kepler.unh.edu for the rest)
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[   >The Davemeister<   ][  __The_Borg_on_College__  ][   __Star_Trek_IV__   ]
[ ddkilzer@iastate.edu  ][   "Studying is futile."   ][ Kirk:  "No, I'm from ]
[  David "Dave" Kilzer  ][ "Homework is irrelevant." ][ Iowa. I only WORK in ]
[  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  ][ "Partying _IS_ relevant." ][ outer space."        ]


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   \/\"Well, this isn't a COMIC BOOK, you know!"  Yoshi, Appleseed Book 2/\/
====\/\   "The worst thing in the world is an empty Newsgroup" - Me     /\/====
=====\/\        *** WANT ANY MANGA WORK DONE? Just email me! ***       /\/=====
      \/\   cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au   a.k.a. Kuro to Shiroi    /\/


__ ____ ____ ________ ___tbmg9061@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu___________________________
   \_  _\  _ \  _  _  \  "I - returned - a bag - of groc - 'ries acc -
    /   /  / /  /  /  /   ident - ly tak - en off - the shelf - before -
____\__ \____\__\__\__\__ the ex - pira - tion date." -They Might Be Giants__


this is not a sig.file


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Mike



  |-) |-)  /\  | \
  |-) |~\ /--\ | /
You don't need friends, Junyer, you have a computer
                                                             Papa Bear
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"I'm one card short of a full deck ^        ^ Buster:"Take away your props and
 I'm not quite a shilling                       costumes; What would you be?"
 One wave short of a shipwreck...    @    @   Babs:"Naked."
 I'm really out to sea                [..]
 This kettle is boiling over                  ubcs3650@gidney.oswego.edu
 I think I'm a banana tree           `----'   ubcs3650@Oswego.oswego.edu
 Oh dear, I'm going slightly mad"  ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
     ----QUEEN----                 ?The world is shutting down in five minutes!
                                   !Please save all files and logout-Thank you?
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---Lame jokes are pound for pound your best entertainment value---
                                                             Gogo Dodo




personally I think that there is nothing more tragic when someone proposes a
beautiful theory that is totally devoid of brutal facts...

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Andrew "Killer" Kulikovsky                Be alert...the world needs lerts! |
|------------------------------------+----------------------------------------|
|  B.App.Sc (Hons) Computer Studies  | The wise men looked for Jesus Christ...|
|                                    | and so it is today.                    |
| send email to:                     |                                        |
|   kulikovsky@unisa.edu.au          |        - Look to Jesus Christ!         |
+------------------------------------+----------------------------------------+

               - People who live in glass houses shouldn't!



 John Nunnemacher ----[ "Of all the luck, my parents had to be humans." ]
 Box 435              [       "Don't take it too hard.  Humans provide  ]
 Moravian College     [   some very important protein."           -C&H  ]
 1200 Main Street
 Bethlehem, PA 18018-6650         E-mail: nunnemaJ@moravian.edu
 (215) 882-5084           ESTIMATED FURRY POPULATION AT MORAVIAN: ONE(me)


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Really interesting quote soon to come 
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--
george@whitehouse.gov

Hi  I'm a .sig virus  copy me into you .sig to join in


Andy Ihnatko           |  S I G N A T U R E  U N D E R  C O N S T R U C T I O N
andyi@world.std.com    |                    USE AT YOUR OWN RISK


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If you get the impression I'm not qualified to speak for this University, it's
         because I ain't, I can't, I don't, I won't, and I don'wanna. 
________Lisamarie "Rifa the Insane" Babik_________91babik@gw.wmich.edu_________


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*                                           *     #########                   *
*  I can't draw.                            *      . o o .    Yup.  Me worry. *
*  How do you fig?                          *      . --- .                    *
*  The only problem is                      *       . . .                     *
*     the way I'm trying to come up with    *                                 *
*     a sig.                                *                                 *
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					|	"People who like this sort of
	    Jeannie Yang  <:0)		|thing will find this the sort of thing
	c9c-dk@danube.berkeley.edu	|they like."
	gennie@ocf.berkeley.edu		|    --- book review by Abraham Lincoln


    ********************************
    *    Jeff Spirko               *  If all of the effort that went into
    *    JAS8@NS1.CC.LEHIGH.EDU    *    research on the female bosom had
    *        @NS.CC.LEHIGH.EDU     *    gone into the space program, we would
    *        @PL118A.CC.LEHIGH.EDU *    now be running hot-dog stands on
    ********************************    the moon!


+-----------------------------------+
|Of all of the things I have lost...|
|I miss my mind the most.           |
+-----------------------------------+

   ___
  (   >    /)  /)
    _/_/> //  //
  / / (__//__//_     jbovitz@ub.d.umn.edu  aka  Jeff Bovitz
 <_/    />  />
       </  </


i guess i do believe in signature files after all...
adam
(aka as16@midway.uchicago.edu aka mercutio) telephone (312) 702-2896
I would give my real address but who would write?


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                      agbrooks@teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au


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/jeremy hallum              ///////////////  belgarath@vax1.mankato.msus.edu/
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| Do you really want to se a flame war???  Okay!  (Fwoosh!!!(Sound of       |
| keyboardist next door being burned alive))  I warned you....              |
| never screw around with great wizards..  				    |
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"There are two sides to every question,
 as long as you don't care about the issue." - Unknown.
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| Girish Bonde,               |  Voice: (506) 450-6019 (R)         |
| Department of Civil Engg,   |         (506) 453-4558 (O)         |
| University of New Brunswick,|    Fax: (506) 453-3568 (O)         |
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| E3B 5A3, CANADA.            | Usenet: bond@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca|
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-- 
| Andy - andrewc@spider.co.uk  |   He's just a boy,         "Renegade" |
|                              |   That has lost his way.       by     |
|  Or you children of today    |   He's a rebel,               Thin    |
| Are children of the Grave.   |   and he's fallen down        Lizzy   |


<-------------------------------^------------------------------------->
|  Len Olszewski                |  "Everytime I hear the word 'sugar' |
|  Technical Writer             |   I get a lump in my throat."       |
|  saslpo@unx.sas.com           |                                     |
| "Have cursor, will curse."    |    - Groucho Marx                   |
|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Opinions this ludicrous are mine. Reasonable opinions will cost you.|
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Jim Puckett    NTI    puckett@freedom.msfc.nasa.gov     
Huntsville,AL (205)544-8457

*****!Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty!*****



No fancy sig.

Rick



 "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and taste
  good with ketchup."  seen on a button, author unknown


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^  Dr. J(effrey Neil Burch)                 jb118@prism.gatech.edu    ^
^  Georgia Tech Research Institute                                    ^ 
^  Electro-Optics Laboratory                                          ^
^  Atlanta, Ga.                   All Hail "Calvin the Bold...",      ^
^  30332                      "Boy of ... Destiny",  "Super-genius",  ^
^  404-894-3628                 "Stupendous Man",  "Spaceman Spiff"   ^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^  Dr. J(effrey Neil Burch)                 jb118@prism.gatech.edu    ^
^  Georgia Tech Research Institute                                    ^ 
^  Electro-Optics Laboratory       "Tigers are great,                 ^ 
^  Atlanta, Georgia                  They're the toast of the town,   ^
^  30332                            Life's always better,             ^
^  404-894-3628                      When a tiger's around."          ^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Rob Beauchamp                           \  It's better to be rich and healthy
Georgia Institute of Technology           \    than poor and sick.    
Disclaimer: Back off, man. I'm a scientist. \    -- Dave Barry's mother  


   David M. Pochron             | "Don't shoot!  I have a wife and kids!!  Hmm,
   pochron@garfield.cs.wisc.edu | when did that happen??"  - Capitol Critters


------Dana Uehara [c/o <anash@uhunix.uhcc.hawaii.edu> (Andrew Nash)]-------
"And people wonder why I wear a cape!"		-- Darkwing Duck


					If you want to ride with me
    Steve Gilmer		 	  buy a ticket and stand in line
    k083240@kzoo.edu		 	But I think I'll be riding alone
				 	  thinking of when you were mine


o0o______________o0o_____________________o0o________________________________o0o
 |Gary Stamp      | Crosfield Electronics |The light at the end of the tunnel|
 |NGS Fourth Floor| (0442) 230000 x3552   |        May be an Express	     |
o0o______________o0o_____________________o0o________________________________o0o



            Chuq "IMHO" Von Rospach, Enterprise Products Support
            chuq@apple.com | GEnie:CHUQ & MAC.BIGOT | ALink:CHUQ
               Book Reviewer, Amazing Stories =+= Member, SFWA
           Editor, OtherRealms =+= #include <standard/disclaimer.h>

And lo, though I travel through the valley of the archetypes, I shall fear
no evil, for I know that the author can't kill me off for at least another
150 pages, no matter how stupid or trite I become, or he ruins the book.



Doug Fowler: dxf12@po.CWRU.edu      :    "Every baby born into the world is
Real home: Canton, Ohio             :  finer than the last."--Charles Dickens
 Trying to follow in the path of our :     "A baby is an inestimable
Lord;anything close will be a success:  blessing and bother."--Mark Twain


		  ...............................
			  *jaguar  woman*
			(jaguar@netcom.com)
                  ...............................
                  i'm walking  through the desert
             and i am not frightened although it's hot
                    i have all that i requested
               and i do not want  what i haven't got


  _-_|\      warwick@cs.uq.oz.au            / eastings genistas /
 /     * <-- Computer Science Department,  / giantess seatings /
 \_.-._/     University of Queensland,    / teasings tsiganes /
      v      Brisbane, Australia.        / -------- -------- /


Sean Baker
     smbaker@waltz.cc.purdue.edu

(I really should make an actuall .sig sometime......)


=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
|      Mike Hammond       | ``Yes, I'm...too wascally for Bugs Bunny,   |
|      Co-op Student      |   too wascally for Bugs Bunny,              |
|       BNR Ottawa        |   so wascally...it's almost funny!''        |
|    and University of    |                      ``I'm Too Wascally'',  |
|        Waterloo         |                       Right Said Fudd       |
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It has ever been my experience that folks who have no vices have very
few virtues.  ----Lincoln----

" " a.k.a.  Spencer Blank  (spencerb@csufresno.edu)
     	    Instructional Computing Consultant (Like Sanitation Engineer?)

Please send all hate mail and gifts of money to me at:
            School of Business and Administrative Sciences  (Because SOB
         	    	      for School of Business is not PC, or is it?)
     	    CSU Fresno - 5245 N Backer Avenue - Fresno, CA 93740-0007
              FAX: 209-278-4911
     	    Voice: 209-278-2198  	  
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-- 
......// Sam Stoddard a.k.a. The Rink // "...and the soil -- there's //
.....//    ss1@kepler.unh.edu   //---// no moisture in it.  Nothing //.
....// s_stoddard@unhh.unh.edu //  to keep a man in his grave...." //..
...//    ss1@bofur.unh.edu    //            -- "Zulu" (1964)      //...
..//    ss1@gloin.unh.edu    //----------------------------------//....
.//    ss1@bifur.unh.edu    // "Pardon me, Mr. Wilson, but how  //.....
//------------------//-----// can anyone see you if you insist //......
//  Collies rule!!  // on standing in Mr. Dickinsons' shadow?" //.......
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