HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (Teenage Alkie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my mission
Date: 12 Oct 1992 02:00:21 -0700
Organization: <censored>
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In article <1992Oct12.064224.1294@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:
>jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
>>sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>>>   This could be a great time for everyone to tell their tequila story.
>>every tequila story i know begins with "... when i woke up."
>A true tequila story (midnight, circa. three years ago):
[rigler's turtle tequila story omitted]

A true beer(real beer, not american pisswater)-vodka-rum-whisky story:

When i woke up, i was outside on the balcony, encrusted in (what else) my
own stomach juices.  My roommate was next to me and his eyebrows were shaven.
I immediately felt mine.  Phew, still there.  So i go to the bathroom to
clean up.

No running water.  I love third world beach resorts.
But i had to clean up.
So i took a dip in the hotel pool.
And i cleaned my mouth with some pool water.
And i then packed up and hurried to the bus, which was leaving for the airport.


5150
ah, the days of our senior trip
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Help buy me a new car
Date: 7 Oct 92 22:24:46 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command



Yo, John, where the hell are you going to park the car on campus?
-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: short shameful cinemax free preview
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:47:29 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.182606.5120@ncar.ucar.edu> john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison) writes:
>Supergirl has nice h00ters.
>But, even in black and white, Ingrid Bergman
>is much more attractive.

Ingrid Bergman is more attractive because she is in black and white, not
despite it.  A rich and detailed range of tones gives the cinematographer
more freedom of what to show, and what to hide in the shadows.
--scott
   (please pass the Double-X Negative)
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Beware
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 16:18:04 GMT


the government inserts small micro-organisms into all pre-packaged food.
these microorganisms cause you to be more receptive to mind control.
really, take for example "Snackables"--chock full of mind control germs

my cat told me so.
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: Favorite (was Re: Ian McDonald's _The Broken Land_: review)
Organization: Crystallized Time
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 22:26:23 GMT

In rec.arts.sf.written, dstein@amalthea.math.ucla.edu (David Stein) writes:
>charless@sco.COM (AutoPope) writes:
>|>                                      Do you insist on hanging
>|> an artificial teleological construct on top of your sensory
>|> input in real life? 
>
>   You mean a dildo?  I'm sorry, my dictionary is not around.

This is my favorite post of the hour.

--Zvi
(Read sf.  It expands... minds.  Really.)


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From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: Re: Henry Ross Perot -- anagrams
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	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 14:43:44 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.025518.4771@unlv.edu> 
flagg@blind-lemon.cs.unlv.edu (Scott Cunningham) writes:
>Define "waste bandwidth" in the context of talk.bizarre

reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk

	Mark (what do I win?)
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Berserk
Date: 13 Oct 1992 04:09:27 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
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One of these days, I'm going to go totally berserk from the growing
pressure in my head when I read talk.bizarre.

When I go out, I'm going out first class, with 1001 posts an hour. I won't
stop until they come to get me, and even then I'll keep posting until they
drag me away, clutching the keyboard.

I will kick and bite until the snipers come.
--
As you can see, I'm in the middle of the titration
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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: Plumbing hardware
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	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
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Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 23:32:32 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.202138.24584@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>In article <1992Oct13.175638.27269@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>>Their slogan:  "If we don't have it, you don't need it." 
>
>McGuckin's is 90% of my social life in Boulder.  I go there and wander
>the aisles and buy things I don't need, like halogen lights and on-sale
>tools for ruining my new used car and replacement lamp dimmers and nylon
>string.
>
>Too expensive for appliances, though.
>
>Mark., the salespeople don't understand that sometimes I just want to
>gooley@netcom.com

	Gooley, are you trying to get a date? hope it works for ya man!
tell her you want to lay some pipe. yeah. sure. right-o. ciao etc.
--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
               me, last month when i had a cc.utah.edu acct.
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: NOW I'VE SEEN IT ALL
Date: 16 Oct 1992 01:05:29 -0700
Organization: <censored>
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        (HOSTAGE-SUIT) Norristown, Pa. -- Former Beirut hostages Joseph
Cicippio and David Jacobsen have filed a $600 million damage suit
against Iran, saying the Islamic republic engaged in ``commercial
terrorism.'' Cicippio and Jacobsen were joined in the suit Wednesday by
Cicippio's Lebanese-born wife, Elham. The suit charges Iran made the
release of American hostages contingent on the return of Iranian assets
frozen in the United States for more than a decade, said the plaintiffs'
attorneys Frank Murphy and James Oliver, both of Norristown, Pa.


5150
i think iran better call perry mason
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From: gj@prg.ox.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Subject: If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Organization: The Mudfog Association for the Advancement of Almost Everything
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 21:05:39 BST
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Verbosity says it all.  What should I do about Jennifer?
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Subject: Re: Plumbing hardware
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 20:29:20 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <73391@apple.Apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>Ilana:
>|McGuckin Hardware is a Boulder landmark, an enormous hardware-cum-miscellany
>|store, occasionally referred to as Big Fuckin' Hardware, because it is.
>|Green-shirted employees roam the cavernous aisles, directing lost and 
>|bewildered customers to Aisle 14, or Aisle 2, or wherever they need to go.
>|Their slogan:  "If we don't have it, you don't need it." 
>
>I don't intend to start a "my hardware store is bigger than yours"
>war, but permit me to wax philosophic about my favorite shrine to
>consumerism on the East Coast.
>
>I refer, of course, to SPAGS.
>
>They do have a slogan: "Where your CASH buys more." This is to remind
>you that since they don't take checks, credit cards, allow returns or
>exchanges, they make more money, and some tiny portion of that money
>results in lower prices.

Well, they just changed their policy.  They are taking MC and Visa.
They may soon start taking checks.  I'm not sure of their policies
with regards to credit cards, but Mass law allows a retailer to put a
surcharge on credit card purchases.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
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From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: Because You asked Nicely
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 18:42:25 GMT

IN TALK.BIZARRE drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
)jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
)] 
)] So, drieux, why do you post?
)
)Would You Believe to Fight the Spread of Godless Communism?

NYET. DEZ NOT MODERN RUSSIAN COMMUNIZTIC DOGMA.  PARTY STANZ IS TO
SPREAD GOD COMMUNISM WIF GEZUZ KRIZT AZ ZENTRAL FOCIS POINT OF DOGMA
SUPORT.  FOLISH RUSNIAN AND AMERKAN PEOPLE WIL ADOPT COMMUNIZTIC DOGMA
UNDR GUIZE OF GEZUZ KRI, EVEN MOOR DEN STALIN, BREZED BEE HIZ MEMORY.


IVAN 

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
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From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 22:32:13 GMT

I switched from briefs to boxers today and I feel so FREE!

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From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: COLLEGE BOY HAS SEX WITH GRANNY
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 01:54:15 GMT

In article <js2061-111092142157@m248-100.bgsu.edu> js2061@andy.bgsu.edu (jim ) writes:
>Let's talk!!! I'll tell you about the time I fucked a chicken behind Drug Mart!  

let's talk about the time you shoved a stick of
dynamite so far up your ass that you could light
it by sticking a sparkler up your nose.  this is
the only experience you could possibly have that
i would want to hear about.

no, that's not quite true.  i also wouldn't mind
hearing about the time you rinsed your hair with
gasoline and dried it in the oven.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my mission
Date: 8 Oct 92 17:10:57 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

In article <1992Oct8.000349.13654@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:

   This could be a great time for everyone to tell their tequila story.

... when i woke up, my crutches were splintered,
    and crusted with vomit.  crutches?

every tequila story i know begins with "... when i woke up."

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
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From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: Another flame from Starcap'n Ra   [please be advised that...]
Followup-To: alt.romance.chat 
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 11:59:41 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.145254.13451@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe (Rob Dobson) writes:
}>You know, if you poke Starcap'nn Ra in the eye with a sharp stick a
}>couple of times, he can actually manage to write a halfway-decent
}>post.

}You know, if you poke greg Nowak in the butt with a big dick a couple
}of times, he can actually manage to achieve a halfway-decent orgasm.

You'll only know by watching, girlfriend. You're just jealous becuase
you didn't make the cut for the Squad.

Meanwhile, you'll just have to keep amusing yourself with your 5 cm.
while Ra slips you his. 

--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "
        --grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Architect Visits Art
Distribution: world
Date: 13 Oct 92 18:37:07 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

	Postulate:
	A building is an extension of the mind which envisioned it.
	To call a building mindless is to say that either it has
	never existed, or that it has always been. It cannot be said.
	Instead, it may be that we do not wish to know such a mind
	or such a building. Ignorance is, at once, our refuge
	and our enemy.
				*  *  *

	In Fort Worth, Texas are two museums. They face each other
	across a hilly green. One is the future, staring into the
	past; one is your best friend's home.

	The Museum of the Future crouches on a hill, four sharp
	corners turned against the sky. 'I am steel. I am stone.
	I am the sum of my materials, nothing more.' It shuns even
	the gentle sun.

	To enter is to start a fight. High ceilings and narrow rooms
	mock the art. The paintings, dejected, hang low to the floor,
	perchance to draw warmth from the humans who shiver and
	hurry past.

	"Did we see all the rooms?"
	"I don't care. Let's leave."

	The paintings weep, and their cold oily tears run down the
	canvases to muddy the vinyl baseboards. Blue-grey fluorescents
	drone victory.

	Escape.

	Look down the hill to a grove of trees. Your Best Friend's
	Museum lies concealed within, all but the seductive curve
	of the roof. Do the trees wriggle in anticipation, or has
	the roof winked to include you in some private joke?

	Enter the grove and become the hidden deer in an Ansel Adams
	photograph, surrounded by silver glowing tree trunks and

	the sound of water, 
	lapping slapping gurgling 
	into your skin.

	Out of the grove. A building lounges on the grass, flanked
	by two long shallow pools. On the library-wide steps leading
	up to a stone veranda, children play. Their laughter tumbles
	out sideways to displace the water, which flows over the sides
	and drains away.

	Inside.

	By some quiet trick the museum is filled, corner to corner,
	with good north light. Each room presents itself to you in
	happy, quiet order--the curtseying offspring of proud
	country gentlefolk. You think that the hosts may step out 
	to greet you, a steaming mug in hand. You want to drink
	the draught down and sleep. The paintings will stand
	sentinel and send you your dreams.

				*  *  *

	Postulate:
	A human is an extension of the home which created it. 
	To call one homeless is to say that...cannot be...
	...we do not...our enemy.

--

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Today's Operative Catchphrase
Date: 16 Oct 92 17:18:42 GMT
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less

...macho macho macho macho ma-CHEEZE-mo macho macho macho macho...

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

``Men who have no time to read should devote their time to reading
books of quotations.''
                                              -- Winston Churchill
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From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: British Rail -- We're Getting There
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Distribution: uk
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 19:30:47 GMT

mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:

)The two performed 'full sexual intercourse'; none of the other passengers
)made any comment, until the couple lit up cigarettes afterwards -- in a
)no-smoking carriage.  This was a serious breach of etiquette and there was a
)furious row and a complaint to a guard. Henderson and D'Arcy were fined 50
)pounds each with 20 pounds costs.
)   -- Daily Telegraph, Daily Mirror, 7 August 1992; Fortean Times Nr. 65.

been there, done that.

roger
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 14:33:03 GMT

In <1992Oct9.151633.7588@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
>In article <1avfs9INNp9m@overload.lbl.gov>, inspecti@ux7 writes:
>}fortunately, i have this engraved in bas-relief, reversed, on the 
>}face of my mattock.
>As long as you don't smash people while you're registering them to
>vote, fine.

Yes.  Hide behind the door and catch them on the way out.  It's much more
sporting that way.
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Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 04:19:16 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1bf17sINNgf7@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>In article <9210130022.46@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>
>>At least on the east coast, the trains are starting to come back.
>
>Indeed.
>
>In the laissez-faire days, from the Gilded Age to the Jazz Age,
>unvarnished capitalism and uncontrolled development nearly wiped
>out these great monuments to the American landscape.  Unscrupulous
>developers polluted and demolished their native habitat in the
>lowlands and bridges; sport hunters set traps along rails and left
>the carcasses of their prey to rust in the swamps, taking only the
>prized cowcatchers; more commercially-minded harvesters netted trains
>en masse in their always-tiny breeding ground, the Switching Yards
>of North Jersey, and sold their corpses for scrap.
>
>By 1930, the species stood on the verge of extinction.  The great naturalist
>Charles Loren Sibley estimated the train population of the entire North
>American continent to be no more than 100.  Sibley noted, though, that the
>European species was thriving, and he proposed a program of importation and
>captive breeding.
>
>Fortunately, with the election of Franklin Delano Roosevelt in 1932, the
>economic climate in America changed, and the Federal Government was able
>to enact protective measures that would previously have been impossible.
>Breeding grounds were set off-limits and stiff penalties enacted against
>poaching.  Developers in sensitive areas were required to file environmental
>impact statements.
>
>Trains breed slowly; but, now, they are starting to come back.  The curious
>traveler can visit the Switching Yards, now a national park just outside
>Newark, and see hundreds of trains in the nesting season, which lasts from
>June to October.  Naturalists at the Smithsonian estimate that over 10,000
>trains currently survive in the American wild, and hopefully the trend will
>continue.

You reap what you sow.

I must remember that.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: takkyon@dartmouth.edu (Dr. Tachyon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: satanism
Date: 7 Oct 92 05:40:08 GMT
Organization: PsiLords of Takis Health Club and Massage Parlor
X-Useragent: Diamond Mask v2.7b5


In article [snip] milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) scribbles:
>In article [snip] takkyon@dartmouth.edu (Dr. Tachyon) writes:
>>In article [snip] waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
scribbles:

>>>In order to ward off Curtis and his gang of homeboys, I want to make a
>>>disclaimer here and now.  I do not have any dealings with this being
you 
>>>call Satan, and no, I don't know his phone number, so quit asking.

>>but do you have his fax line number?
>>or better yet, his email address?  
>>i can see it now...lucifer@wracking-agony.hell.org.

>>	-- dt

>>--
>>"I find love songs odious."
>>			-- michael stipe
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>You guys listen to Stipe up there?

What, you expect us to sit on the floor of our log cabins all day
freezing our Ivy Leagye asses off, drinking Absolut and listening to
lumberjacks sing about moose molestation?

	-- dr. "Dartmouth -- Cold weather, cold beer, cold women" t

--
"Let's get the hell out of here!"
			-- Captain Abraham Baum
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From: kossack@owlnet.rice.edu (Jordan Marc Kossack)
Subject: Re: Constitutional Questions, and liberalisms....
Followup-To: alt.politics.clinton
Summary: Clinton is not a liberal 
Keywords: Followup to alt.politics.clinton
Organization: Draft Dodgers for Quayle and Clinton 
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 14:35:06 GMT

In article <Bvv752.Ltw@creare.com> inb@spock.creare.com (Ian Brown) writes:
- Anyway, that wasn't what I was intending to argue about.  Liberals don't
- like rules that don't make sense or favor people who need no favors over
- those that do.  I like rules as much as the next guy (I play simulation

	Wow!  You mean that "Affirmative Action" quotas were   
   a Conservative invention?!?  And all these years I thought ...  

	Unless you're going to suggest the old rascist saw that  
   a darker dermal pigmentation causes one to be less competent, 
   less intelligent, etc.  After all, unless one is somehow less  
   qualified than the other applicants, one does not need quotas 
   to obtain a job.  Liberals would never suggest such a rascist 
   plan, would they?  Well, at least we can discount George Bush 
   calling the Democrats liberal, because they don't seem to be, 
   based on such legislation that "favor people who need no 
   favors over those that do."  We don't need racial quotas - we 
   need stupidity/incompetency quotas to favor those that need it.  
                                                                     :-)  

-- 


   
-- 
 Jordan M Kossack  |  "From each according to his naivete, 
  kossack@qvi.com  |   to each according to his greed"  
  +1 713 240 2073  |                         -- Jeff Orrok
From: bear@tnl.com (sean sullivan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: test from TNL.COM
Keywords: test
Date: 13 Oct 92 00:46:02 GMT
Distribution: ny
Organization: The Northern Lights, Troy NY


This is a test.
Sorry if this is too bizarre.

-Sean
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Imminent dearth of Usenet predicted (Re: jws & "new light")
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 15:34:24 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.181904.17054@ichips.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <BvGtyA.3M3@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>I can attest to this being absolutely true.  Ever since I got my girlfriend
>>a replacement organ, she's been on edge all the time.  I think it's all the
>>Bach fugues that causes it.
>
>J.S. Bach had 15 kids.
>
>And one hell of an organ, apparently.

Hey, if I had that many ranks, I'd spend the whole day playing with my
organ, too.
--scott
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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: losers
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 01:10:23 GMT


--
	   PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT AND LOSER EXTRAORDINAIRE

               "i am such a stupid ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
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