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From: ccewwm@nusunix1.nus.sg (Wong Wui Ming)
Subject: Re: SF ISO S*M
Organization: National University of Singapore
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Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 02:34:12 GMT

After going out with a few women in early 30s, I am inclined to believe
these women are too firm in their thinking such that if you are
considering serious relationship with view to marriage, you are most
certainly rejected if you do not fit their "ideal".  

On the other hand, I felt younger girls (mid 20s) are less likely to 
have make up their mind on what they want and therefore the chances
could be better.  I should add that I have not dated much girls in both
age groups but these are just my thoughts. 
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From: ap.7331@cupid.sai.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: Doesn't anyone like a nice Jewish boy anymore? (ISO S*F)
Date: 14 Dec 92 16:49:21 GMT
Reply-To: ap.7331@cupid.sai.com
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
X-Iso: SF


     Hello! You know, I was just sitting here wondering, "Now, what's wrong
with the world? Just a few short years ago, a nice Jewish boy was a 'find'. 
What happened?" Well, I am still optimistic, and I feel that there is still
someone out there who likes me!!
 
     OK... a little "necessary evil" first. Let me tell you about myself: My
name is Dan, and I'm an 18 year old SWJM (surprise there, huh?). I'm 5'6", 
with short medium brown hair, and clear (some have said "beautiful" -- but 
that's not for me to say) blue eyes. I suppose I should say little about my
interests, etc., but I'll get into that later.
 
     First: why am I posting? Well, no, I'm not a "loser", and I am certainly
not "hard-up". However, I always welcome the chance to meet new people, and as
has happened before, sparks could fly... as the NYS Lotto commercial says, 
"Hey, you never know!"
 
     Next: who am I looking for? Anyone who is Single and Female, or if you
prefer abbreviations "S*F". It's not important to me if, say, your interests 
are different than mine. I love to learn about new things and activities, and
if you're your own person, so much the better! (I will say this right now: I do
*not* want to hear from 'dopplegangers': those people who try to be just like
someone else.)
 
     Last: will you please respond? I have heard horror stories from friends
who have used a.p.a. in the past that, "No one ever writes to me. Waah." 
Please do not let this happen to me! If you just want someone to have a "pen-
pal" relationship with, or if you're looking for something more, reply to this
post. Remember, though, you have to be part of ECS to reply, so just ping them
(I think the address is ping@cupid.sai.com), and then write to me!
 
     Well, if I haven't scared you away, I guess you want to know more about 
me. Let's see, like I said, I'm 18. I'm a freshman pharmacy major at the
University at Buffalo (NY, in case you didn't know). I love music, especially
classical or classic rock. I've been playing the piano since I've been 4 years
old, and the drums since I've been 10. I also love acting, hockey, reading, 
and (like I said) meeting new people. The only things I hate are asparagus and,
like I said, 'dopplegangers'.
 
     Hmm... I can't really think of anything else right now, so, just write to
me sometime, and I *promise* I will respond. See ya!

- Dan
ap.5595@cupid.sai.com
 

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From: catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.sex
Subject: Re: PANTYHOSE LOVERS WANTED
Date: 14 Dec 92 17:43:05 GMT
Followup-To: at
Organization: Purdue University

In article <Bz85M1.22z@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, pa56680@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (P. Ialamanna) writes:
> >
> I don't want to sound ignorant but what is the difference between stockings
> and pantyhose?
> I thought they were one and the same.


the difference is in the woman who wears them....sorry...


Catherine
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: biscuit@engin.umich.edu (George F DeLaMater)
Subject: Re: SWF seeks SWF in Edmonton
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 19:13:27 EST
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <1992Dec16.213247.24178@penet.fi> an2571@anon.penet.fi (Connie) writes:
>First off, all you guys, JERKS, please *DO NOT* respond!!!
>

You really should switch to decaf, Connie.  No offense intended, but
not everyone has access to a threaded news reader all the time.  On a
normal day, I'm lucky enough to have a more sophisticated news reader
at my disposal, and I can choose which messages I want to read.  Not so
today.  And I'm sure there are others who ONLY have the simple readers
where every message must be read - no subject preview/select.

My point?  Don't assume that every male who happens to read the first
line of your post has had a chance to screen out inappropriate
messages.  If you save your insults for the END of your posting, you
can be pretty sure that the guys who are still reading know full well
that they shouldn't be responding to your ad anyway, and us poor,
sleep-deprived, cranky programmers will just pass right on by and 
never know the difference...

(For the benefit of anyone out there who might get the wrong idea here,
I'm not preaching censorship - just pointing out that insults aimed at
people who go around answering inappropriate ads sometimes hit more
people than intended if they are placed at the beginning of a post 
where they can't be missed by someone who has to look at the first
screen of every message - that's all.)

-- 
Experience is a wonderful |   George F. DeLaMater   |      If        don't
teacher, but fools will   |-------------------------|      it        TOUCH
learn from no other.      | biscuit@engin.umich.edu |     GLOWS       it. 
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: carl@sscl.uwo.ca (Carl Kaufmann)
Subject: Re: Rai's Return!
Organization: Soc.Sci.Comp.Lab., U.West.Ont.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 23:26:06 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.134841.4666@memstvx1.memst.edu>, mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
> Hi GUYS! [Generic Term],
> 
> What's this I hear it through the grapevine that you have elected a new
> "net.godess" not that I ever really wanted the title and I did renounce it but
> I get flamed to death about it and I hear that you've elected a new one!
> C'mon guys that's not fair. 
> 
> Well I may just have to come back and stir things up a bit!
> 
> Rai.
> _______________________________________________________________________________
> "Damn, I wish I was your lover,				R A I
> _______________________________________________________________________________
> 

Welcome back Rai.
Things just haven't been the same since you left.

^ ^
CatGuy-----
||  ||
*****************************************************************************
* See how the heart reaches *  Carl Kaufmann   * No one has to do anything, *
* out instinctively, for no * Soc.Sci.Comp.Lab * except bear consequences.  *
* reason but to touch.      *    U.West.Ont    *                            *
*       -Kate Bush          * carl@sscl.uwo.ca *       -Me                  *
*****************************************************************************

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: ashley@oasis.gtefsd.com (Bob Ashley)
Subject: Re: SF ISO S*M
Reply-To: ashley@oasis.gtefsd.com
Organization: GTE Federal Systems Division
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 23:53:30 GMT

In article 14775@lemuria.sai.com,  ap.7392@cupid.sai.com writes:
>Season's greetings

Bah Humbug!  :-)  [ Humor for the Net.Impaired ]

>I am a SF looking for someone to share winter break with, or at least
>to converse with over email.  I'm new to the net, so I'm not up on the
>protocol of this things, so maybe you could teach me?

I gave you one example already ... use the smiley face when you are trying
to display humor ... but then, you probably figured that one out already ...
:-)

[ EdNote: I make extensive use of the smiley-face, which also conveys, IMHO,
          warm and happy thoughts ... which are well needed in the Midwest,
          right?   :-) ]

>I live in the Midwest.  I'd enjoy hearing from you - I'll be in town
>all the remainder of Dec, up through the time Spring semester starts.
>BTW, I'm not enrolled in school at the moment, but I am affiliated with
>a university.  I am 30ish, but don't let that stop you if you have an
>interest in older women :)!

There's certainly nothing wrong with older women (I am SWM, 27), but there is
one slight problem ... it's geographic in nature ... I'm in the mid-Atlantic
region ... Nation's Capital suburbs to be more precise ... *sigh* ... why are
all the good ones so far away?

Well, at least we can communicate via e-mail ... hope to hear from you soon.


:-)
From: anderskb@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Kenneth B Anderson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SWF wants ROMANTIC SWM
Date: 14 Dec 1992 19:45:28 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: anderskb@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Kenneth B Anderson)
NNTP-Posting-Host: salmon.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <Bz6v2C.1vq@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu>  
gdnikoli@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Greg Nikolic) writes:
(B.S. removed) 
> To be honest, this posting irritated the fuck out of me. The GUY has to  
be Mr
> Perfect Romantic, the GUY has to do everything right, the GUY is so  
lucky to 
> have the privilege of going out with this Karin chick. HE has to set up  
the
> dinners, arrange the interesting evenings, plan the moonlit walks and  
basically
> arrange the whole fucking thing while she sits on her ass and tags  
along,
> participant in a romantic adventure she had nothing to do with creating.  
Why?
> Because she was born with a nice pair of tits, a pretty face and manages  
to
> stay moderately slim by a genetic accident of metabolism. Whatever.

Sorry, Greg but I feel it is the place of the man to be overwhelmingly  
charming and cater to a woman's need.  Two people can't wait for each  
other to take the lead.  Their relationship will go nowhere.  You may have  
a point, but it's one with which I disagree.

				Kenny Anderson
				anderskb@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
From: ez018196@hamlet.ucdavis.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Neighbors!!!!
Date: 8 Dec 92 21:36:06 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:
: Please turn due west to flick your... *ahem*... nose-fillin's.
Puter!!!!!  That's disgusting!!!!!!

                                      Mo
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From: ap.6796@cupid.sai.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: ISO S*F FOR DC XMAS FUN -- MAIL LOST
Date: 14 Dec 92 17:26:50 GMT
Reply-To: ap.6796@cupid.sai.com
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
X-Iso: SF


If you are the SBF who replied to my posting but did not get a reply,
my mailer died before I got a chance to save your address.  I received
it about 5 days ago, and sent a similar querry such as this but did
not think it made it to the net.  I also sent a request for help to
admin@lemuria.sai.com, but got no reply.

Please reply again as I read the first half of the mail and you
sounded very interesting.  I would like to correspond further.

cheers!

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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I want a nice girl
Summary: I'll bet...
Date: 14 Dec 92 03:19:44 GMT
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.

In article <1gb1ioINN1n3@gap.caltech.edu> cid@cco.caltech.edu (cid) writes:
>In article <7821@news.duke.edu> infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec10.061231.19702@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>>>>
>>>lie sauce eh?I'm not going hmmmmm anymore, i went to K-Mart(which
>>>sucks by the way) and bought a couple of discount clues.
>
>	yes, let me why does Kmart suck ? because it caters to people
>	with low income ??
>
I'll bet you feel like a real dipshit huh?That's what happens when you
pop in in the middle of a conversation - you make an idiot of
yourself. Shrug. I was referring to an article posted a while ago
which was paraphrasing the part about K-mart in the movie Rain Man.
Are you a Rain Man?Tell me all about your deep little secrets.Everyone
else does:)have a nice flame.
>
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>-- 
>This is a test
>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank)
Subject: Where are the nice girls?
Organization: Portal Communications Company
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 06:13:02 GMT

Does anyone know where are all the nice girls? I do know
that they are no nice girls in Wisconsin, or is it that nice girls
are just a tale?
--
Matthew Zank * Eau Claire, Wisconsin
------------------------------------
mzank@shell.portal.com
mzank@nyx.cs.du.edu    MZANK@MCIMAIL.COM
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an2864@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Guy moving to Houston wants to meet friends
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 01:34:35 GMT


After the first of the year I will have moved to
a new job in Houston.  I'd like to meet some friends there so I'll 
have something to do.  I'm interested in any SWFs between 18 - 26 for
friendship and a possible relationship.  I think of myself as a nice,
but normal guy.  

By the way, I'm a SWM, 20.  I'm going on grad study leave from a
university in the Midwest.  I'll look at any replies from over the
net. 

E-mail me.  I'd like to get to know you! 
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From: tclark@hptc.mentorg.com (Late Nite Staff)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: Top 10 Reasons Why Women Who Masturbate Don't Post
Date: 10 Dec 92 21:44:53 GMT
Organization: Watsamatta U

In light of the recent postings as to why women don't post and the
results of the masturbation survey I offer this bit of net.humor.



Top 10 Reasons Why Women Who Masturbate Don't Post

10. Not enough hands to type with.
9.  Fingers keep sticking to keys on keyboard.
8.  Posting requires clear head and logical thinking, which is not
    possible while masturbating.
7.  Not enough electrical outlets to plug in both computer and vibrator.
6.  Cucumbers are easier (and more fun) to use than a computer.
5.  With those kind of fingers, who needs a man anyway?
4.  Cost of batteries is cheaper than UseNet feed.
3.  Takes too long to sort through 500 unwanted replies, masturbation
    is quicker.
2.  You never get flamed by your vibrator.
1.  The Boss doesn't get mad if you masturbate at work, as long as they
    get to watch.

:) :) :)

-- 
T C

e-mail: tclark@mentorg.com
From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Birthdays and aging...
Summary: Hey, no net.baby kaka...
Date: 21 Dec 92 02:37:31 GMT
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.

In article <1992Dec20.212415.29094@europa.asd.contel.com> ashley@oasis.gtefsd.com writes:
>In article 19910@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu,  ez018196@hamlet.ucdavis.edu writes:
>>infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante) writes:
>>: How old are you MO?
>>: How old are you now?
>>20......too old.
>>
>>                        Mo
>
>
>Egads!  She's just a Net.Baby ... somebody please get this one a pacifier
>...   :-)
>
>
>Bob - 27, and feeling much older  :-(

Grin, just 19(barely) and feeling exactly that:)
>
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>
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: rpowers@panix.com (Richard Powers)
Subject: Re: Just asking.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 01:57:59 GMT
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix, NYC

In <1992Dec14.182548.8111@emr1.emr.ca> gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns) writes:
>In article <1992Dec14.114652.9375@iscsvax.uni.edu> jacobson5821@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>It's 6 and 3/4 by 1 and 3/4.  What do you think?
>	Kinda funny shape for a brain ... oh, well.  Who
>	am *I* to criticize one's genetics!

And a 2-dimensional brain, at that!  Very weird.

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.7416@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Guy ISO Female in Halifax Area
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.7416@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 00:50:52 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Hi,

 I am a 25 year old male living in the Maritime provinces and I am looking
 to meet a female from the Halifax or Sydney area of Nova Scotia. So if you
 are from these places or in NS in general. Pleeeese drop me a line.
  
 

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: joverton@csws20.ic.sunysb.edu (Jeremiah Overton)
Subject: Re: SWFemales ISO SWM
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 05:44:13 GMT

In article <92347.204034RAH135@psuvm.psu.edu> <RAH135@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>
>hello!  WE ARE TWO GOOD LOOKING FEMALES WHO ARE LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.  WE WA
>NT SOMEONE WHO IS EXPERIENCED IN THE FIELD OF LOVE MAKING.  WE GUESS WE SHOULD
>EXPLAIN WHAT WE LOOK LIKE(NOT THAT IT MATTERS)  WE are both 20 years old, toghe
>ter we weigh 250 pounds(please together not each!)  we are not fat!  We like th
>e outdoors (thats where we like to have our SEX ), we also like music(progressi
>ve ), food(we like to eat THINGS), I LIKE TO COOk and she likes to eat.  we sho
>uld add that this is not a joke we are in need of a few good men to enjoy some
>time with. please reply before dec. 19 then our e-mail expires. bye.
>
>

Oh gee!!! Can I SOMEHOW resist the urge to hit 'r'??!!??
Oh the temptation!!!!
Be still my beating heart.....
*runs to the bathroom and guzzles a bottle of Pepto*
-- 
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		   joverton@ccsinc.sunysb.edu
If all else bounces:
	 	   jeremiah@pharm.sunysb.edu

"I seek PEZ!!!" 
		- the TICK
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SWF wants ROMANTIC SWM
Date: 16 Dec 1992 03:17:54 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: nomad.wcc.govt.nz

In article <Bz6v2C.1vq@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu>, gdnikoli@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Greg Nikolic) writes:
>Let's turn this posting and look at it from the other, equally stereotypical,
>way. It's kind of amusing:

>To be honest, this posting irritated the fuck out of me. The GUY has to be Mr
>Perfect Romantic, the GUY has to do everything right, the GUY is so lucky to 
>have the privilege of going out with this Karin chick. HE has to set up the
>dinners, arrange the interesting evenings, plan the moonlit walks and basically
>arrange the whole fucking thing while she sits on her ass and tags along,
>participant in a romantic adventure she had nothing to do with creating. Why?
>Because she was born with a nice pair of tits, a pretty face and manages to
>stay moderately slim by a genetic accident of metabolism. Whatever.

You forgot that the guy has to pay for everything too!!!


;-)  ;-)  ;-)







Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc
From: sa114984@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu (Steven Arnold)
Subject: Re: (no subject given)
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 00:49:29 GMT
Organization: Colorado State U. Engineering College

In article <1go10cINNd3s@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, jps8@po.CWRU.Edu (James P. Schwonek) writes:
|> 
|> Sit down at night, close your eyes, let go, relax the body, become 
|> very quiet, passive, and receptive.  Talk to your subconscious mind
|> and say to it, "I am now attracting a woman into my experience who is
|> honest, sincere, loyal, faithful, peaceful, happy, and prosperous. 
|> These qualities which I admire are sinking down into my subconscious
|> mind now.  As I dwell upon these characteristics, they become a part 
|> of me and are embodied subconsciously

	(looking into the mirror) 'Cause I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and
doggone it, people like me! ;-)

Steve
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: taylor@ccrs.emr.ca (Trevor Taylor)
Subject: re: Nice girls
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 02:24:23 GMT

What's all the hang up over the word nice ???


Nice is a word used to describe suburban gardens
Nice is what kraft dinner tastes like when you haven't 
eaten for couple of days

In summary, nice is a dingy brown, flat descriptive term
that is better reserved for complementing disliekd relatives
or your grandmother's new hairstyle.


Besides,

	Whats wrong with EVIL, near RABID women with a love
of double bladed battle axes and WET look leather ??? 

ooohhhh habibi !!!!1


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