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From: knowlton@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Please post Pac-10 scores
Date: 28 Sep 92 01:33:49 GMT
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

Could someone post the scores from PAC-10 games?  They don't come
on the regular news here in New Zealand.

Thanks.

Jeff Knowlton
Knowlton@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: jswitzer@afit.af.mil (Chip Switzer)
Subject: Re: Pac Ten Review (9/26/92)
Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 16:34:35 GMT

jade@triton.unm.edu (Eric Jaderlund) writes:

>In article <1992Sep28.072037.12906@u.washington.edu> crs@milton.u.washington.edu (Cliff Slaughterbeck) writes:
>>Another pretty good week for the Pac Ten, going 5-3 to raise the out
>>
>>Standings		Conf	W  L  T		All 	W  L  T
>>Washington			1  0  0			3  0  0
>>Washington State		1  0  0			3  0  0
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Stanford			1  0  0			3  1  0
>>UCLA				0  0  0			3  0  0
>>USC				0  0  0			1  0  1
>>California			0  0  0			2  1  0
>>Oregon State			0  0  1			1  2  1
>>Arizona				0  1  1			1  2  1
>>Oregon				0  1  0			2  2  0
>>Arizona State			0  1  0			1  2  0


>Well it looks like the Pac10 will go down to the Apple Bowl this year!!!!
>   8-}    

Boy, I heard an announcer call it the "Apple Bowl" the other day and
almost puked.  It's the Apple Cup, and yes it will probably be another
barn-burner, like it usually is.

-- 

Chip Switzer                            "A witty saying proves nothing." 
jswitzer@afit.af.mil                              -- Voltaire 
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: kbowers@esrc1.uucp (Ken Bowers)
Subject: Re: Could there be 3 nat'l champs?
Keywords: Mark Mitchell, Stealth woofer ? 
Organization: University of California at Berkeley
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 00:16:57 GMT

In article <69372@hydra.gatech.EDU> mm42@prism.gatech.EDU (Mark Mitchell) writes:
>I don't see how both Florida State and Virginia can have an excellent
>chance of going unbeaten when they play each other.  In addition,
>Virginia plays Clemson, whom they have beaten once in 31 tries, and
>Florida State has a couple of other yawners against Miami and Florida.
>

Is that once in 31 tries or once in 33? I thought the Cavs were 1-1-31
v. Clemson. Am I off, or is this one more subtle UVa woof from 
Mark Mitchell? 

Ken B. 

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From: carlson@raman.ECE.CMU.EDU (Daniel W Carlson)
Subject: Re: Obnoxious Maryland TD Celebrations
Organization: Electrical and Computer Engineering, Carnegie Mellon
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 23:38:06 GMT

In article <6860@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP> hpb@hpb.cis.pitt.edu (Harry Bloomberg) writes:
>
>   Their post-score celebrations are damaging to one's hearing.  They
>celebrate with such enthusiasm that one is led to believe that
>a Marlyand score is a rare event.
>
>   Here's what happens after Maryland scores a touchdown:
>
>   - A very loud cannon is fired.  The first time I heard this, I jumped
>about 3 feet in the air and almost spilled a drink on my cameras.  You
>can feel a kick in your chest when the cannon goes off.

	I sure do remember that cannon from one road trip to Maryland in
the NCSU band. Since the stadium is a horshoe, they happen to put that
cannon at the visitors end, where we were sitting. On that first score,
KABOOM! Yikes it was loud. 
	What was surprising happened after halftime. Some people from
the Maryland band came from the other end of the staduim to visit. 
They were only 20 feet away from the cannon when Maryland scored. Those
guys were shocked. In their normal seats, the cannon isn't that loud.
They were not used to being so close. At least we didn't go deaf, 
but it was annoying (as was not having any plastic studium cups to collect).

Danny



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From: jvbutera@grad07.math.ncsu.edu (Jeffrey V. Butera)
Subject: Re: Virginia WINS
Organization: NCSU Mathematics Dept.
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 05:08:25 GMT

In article <1992Sep27.035736.21120@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> WAHOO@VIRGINIA.EDU writes:
*In the ACC today Virginia (4-0) beat Duke 55-28.
*Clemson lost to Georgia Tech 16-20.
*Last week Virginia had clobbered the Yellow Jackets 55-24.
*So Virginia is better than Clemson and Clemson almost beat FSU.
*Final Conclusion: Cavaliers are number one in the nation.

Now, I'm not saying this is/is not true.  However, as it was quoted
only last week in our department, football teams' victories do
NOT satisfy the TRANSITIVE property.

*Ofcourse, I have assumed Miami would be kicked out of the top ten 
*after today's "win". And Washington never belonged there.
*
*
*---------------------
*GO HOOS. GO CAVS
*---------------------
*
*** I HAVE TWO FAVORITE TEAMS, THE CAVALIERS AND WHOEVER PLAYS VIRGINIA TECH**


-- 
Jeff Butera               
Math Gradual Student       DISCLAIMER:  I'm not an
N.C. State University      N.C. State Wolfpack fan
jvbutera@math.ncsu.edu
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From: kdelgado@loligo.cc.fsu.edu (Kevin Delgado)
Subject: Re: wuck fashington!!!
Keywords: buggerin' the 'rines
Organization: Florida State University Computing Center
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 03:34:45 GMT


Why...as it so happens...I buggered five myself...and I rather enjoyed it,
thank you! :)

Kevin.

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From: saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders)
Subject: Re: Best marching band
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Madison
Distribution: usa
Date: 6 Oct 92 17:48:45 CDT

In article <AeoSSny00iV304llsz@andrew.cmu.edu> William Karamo Motley <wm1o+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>You're all wrong!
>The best marching band was my high school marching band!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Save this marching band stuff for another bboard please!!!!!!!!!

In principle I agree with you, but what other board do you suggest people
talk about marching bands.  The college football board unfortunately the
most related thing to marching bands.  So when you blow off steam like
that, please give helpful suggestions...
-- 

Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu
From: JXJ101@psuvm.psu.edu (John Johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: PSU-Miami
Date: 29 Sep 92 15:46:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92273.114622JXJ101
Organization: Penn State University

I'm not gonna claim a Penn State victory yet, but are there any other Lions
out there whose mouths watered when they saw Miami's rushing yardage for their
Arizona game?  Also, after last year's start at Penn State, it's nice to see
someone else having offensive line problems :)

-John
Go State! Beat Knights!
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: dkm2@ra.msstate.edu (David K. Magee)
Subject: Re: Gators Woof and Whiff
Organization: Mississippi State University
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 04:49:49 GMT

azzarito@cse.fau.edu (Doug Azzarito) writes:

>I'd rather see the Gators take their frustrations out on UT, but that'll have
>to wait for about a year (remember, Vols...only GATORS get out of the swamp
>alive!).  UNFORTUNATELY, the Bulldogs will have to pay for last week's soaking
>this thursday.
> 

Well, UT has taken care of Steve Spurrier twice now, and will not have much
trouble doing so again.

And before I assumed collecting payment from Mississippi State, I would 
remember that UF is 0-4 in road games against ranked opponents ( MSU #24 )

I would also think about this bulldog team having their first home game of the
season and it being Florida's first trip to Starkville since 1987. 

Granted, UF has a fantastic football team, our guys have a personal vendetta
against Shane Matthews for his comment last year "I never really liked MSU".

Oh well, I may be eatin humble pie Friday! 


-- 
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From: guest@ulysses.atmos.colostate.edu (Guest)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: Sorry, Gophers!
Date: 1 Oct 92 14:44:19 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Atmos. Science, Colorado State Univ.

In article <BvEwyK.1pG@solbourne.com> tomd@solbourne.com (Tom Diessner) writes:
>In article <1992Sep30.205051.4882@news.stolaf.edu> alvstad@mari.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (Joel D Alvstad) writes:
>>
>>I'm not too worried about the Gophers.  BTW you must have a pretty short memory,
>>because wasn't it a recent as 5-6 years ago that the Buffs went 0-whatever for
>>a couple seasons in a row??  Jeez, if the wouldn't have gotten Eric Bienemy,
>>your Buffs would be no-name losers today just like they were during most of the
>>80's.
>>
>>Also, the difference between a top ten team and a winless team in the case of
>>the Gophers is not a whole lot.  If you remember, CU generated 4 INT's at 
>>crutial points of the game, which I give them credit for, but they also gave
>>up 450 yards to a Gopher team, which the mighty Buffs defense should not have
>>done against the Gophers if CU's JV team was in the game.  Also, the Gophers
>>3 losses have come by a grand total of 14 points.  The only game they deserved
>>to lose was against Pitt last Saturday.  I can't wait to see a team like Kansas
>>State pummel CU, then maybe loudmouth woofers like you would shut the hell up
>>and leave us humble football fans in peace.  Hey, look what the Miami/Arizona
>>game last week did the the rowdy Miami woof throng.
>>
>>Joel Alvstad
>>GOPHERS--Pride
>>
>>Hey, CU fans--see you in the Toilet Bowl!!
>>
>>
>
>Hey, Relax!!!!!! CU's defense has made a habit so far this year out of
>playing down to the competition. I wouldn't use the Minnesota game as
>a barometer of how good CU is this year. Hey, I give credit to the Gophers
>for playing a great game, but it's been 8 years and 9 seasons since CU had a
>sub .500 season. Eric Bienemy did not turn the CU program around, he was recruited
>after the program was on the way back up. The CU vs. Minnestoa game is what makes
>college football great, and emotion or the lack of emotion is what makes it so
>exciting. CU was flatter than a pancake for the Minnesota game and damn near 
>got their heads handed to them. Such things happen in sports, but talent and
>speed eventualy win out and teams like Washington, Miami, Nebraska and Colorado
>win the majority of their games for this reason. 
>-- 
>
>Thomas Diessner | tomd@solbourne.COM | Solbourne Computer Inc. | Longmont, CO
>				"GO BUFFS"
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From: curran@nsslsun.nssl.uoknor.edu (Brian Curran)
Subject: Re: TEXAS vs. ou
Summary: U_|_ S*CKS
Originator: news@kittyhawk.ecn.uoknor.edu
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 02:18:33 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Across The Street

In article <1992Oct6.124611.23629@dvorak.amd.com> chrisk@nucleus.amd.com 
(Chris Kosh) spews:

>Would someone in this newsgroup please pass the word to the
>peons in oklahoma that its time once again.  Let them know to
>go ahead and begin talking because they simply cannot beat a 
>team from a superior state, regardless of talent, tradition,
>ranking, or record.

True, Texas has many things that Oklahoma does not.  The SouthWorst
Conference, for example.  The Houston Ship Cesspool.  Ross Perot.
And assinine little twits from Tulia who believe that some team 
dressed in puke orange will yet again prevail.

Oh, how I hope OU does to Fexas what Sherrill did to the bull.

I think not.  I had a dream:

OU wins the opening toss and defers to the second half.  On the opening
kickoff, Fexas fumbles the ball at the one, but recovers.  The next play,
a QB sneak, is stuffed behind the goal line for a safety.  Score:  OU 2,
U_|_ 0.  OU's esteemed brain trust, Gary Gibbs (truly the J. Danforth
Quayle of NCAA football...or is that title now in Bowden's possession?)
and Larry "Once an Aggie, Always an Aggie" Coker, the offensive (no
pun intended) coach, decides with 14:20 left in the first quarter to sit
on the lead.  Fullback belly, fullback belly, fullback belly, punt.
Fortunately, Fexas cannot do better.  That is, until late in the fourth,
when a ball tipped by the *entire* OU defensive backfield falls into the
awaiting arms of a Fexas receiver.  With less than 30 seconds left in
the game, Fexas scores a field goal.  Final score, Fexas 3, OU 2.  

And OU alumni will do to the offensive staff what Sherrill did to the bull.

>See ya in Dallas, if you can find your way and the telegraphs
>get the message that far.

Alas, I plan to "steer" away from the Big D.  Ah, Texas, where the men
are men and the cattle are nervous.  Where real Texans wear kilts 'cause
cows can hear a zipper from a mile away.  Where a student can graduate
from high school if he can identify his parents from the rest of his
first cousins.  Where the best university is run by Aggies.  And where
the favorite meal of all Texans is calf fries and Dr. Pepper.

Woof. 
 
>		For the fourth year in a row, 

You can count?  Gee, I knew Gov. Richards was improving higher education,
but I am truly amazed!  You count better than your cousins at College
Station :-/.

bc 
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: kennedy@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Ralph Kennedy)
Subject: Arizona State's Mario Bates out for season
Organization: Arizona State Univ, Tempe
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 17:46:22 GMT


     Mario Bates suffered a third degree tear of
the lateral cruciate ligament as he was sandwiched
high and low on the last play of the Nebraska game
and will miss the remainder of the season.

     Having yet to redshirt, he will be applying
to the NCAA for a medical hardship.

     A sophomore, Bates had been second in the
nation in rushing behind SDSU's Marshall Faulk.

     So now both super Marios, Bates in football,
and Bennett in basketball, are out for a year
with serious knee injuries.

--Ralph Kennedy      {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
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From: peppler@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Randy Peppler)
Subject: Re: Ohio State fans have a lot of excuses
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 19:24:30 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.132743.3543@doug.cae.wisc.edu> saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes:
>
>I have seen more excuses/analysis over TOSU's loss to Wisconsin than I've
>seen for about any other game.  Why?  It seems to me the TOSU fans on the
>net are very analytical when it comes to football, and they always have
>some sort of an excuse for bad play.
>
>How about this:  "Ohio State sucked last week".  Short, concise, and
>accurate...

	Or, how about:  "Hey, that Wisconsin team is pretty good"?
	They just might be better than OSU casualty Syracuse...

-- 
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From: saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders)
Subject: Re: Purdue football
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Madison
Distribution: na
Date: 2 Oct 92 17:39:42 CDT

In article <BvIM41.KI1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> peppler@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Randy Peppler) writes:
>In article <1992Oct2.205428.23367@oakhill.sps.mot.com> duane@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Duane Cripe) writes:
>>
>>Seriously, what can we expect from a program that lived through the Leon 
>                                                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Burtnett and Fred Akers losing era.  It took 10 years to reach the bottom,
>>and it ain't gonna turn around over night.....
>
>	Let's reword that to say "died during"...

Two things:

1.  And I always thought Purdue football went downhill when I started going
    there in 1985.  It still hasn't recovered even though I've been gone
    for 2.5 years now.  But my brother is still there, so it could be a
    family jinx.  We'll know if that is the case next year...

2.  The subject title of this thread is an oxymoron.  "Purdue football" is
    misleading, because there is no football at Purdue!
-- 

Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: billms@eecs.umich.edu (William Mangione-Smith)
Subject: Re: FSU v. Miami
Organization: University of Michigan
	<1992Sep29.005951.1659@cs.sfu.ca>
	<1992Sep30.230752.4454@beaver.cs.washington.edu> <5753@news.duke.edu>
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 20:12:01 GMT

In article <5753@news.duke.edu> ds4@soc10.acpub.duke.edu (DIMITRIS SIDIROPOULOS) writes:

   In article <1992Sep30.230752.4454@beaver.cs.washington.edu>, rcsaito@cs.washington.edu (Richard Saito) writes:

   |> I believe you forgot one thing.  If UCLA does go undefeated, won't they have
   |> a claim to the MNC as well?

   I doubt that, especially after Michigan or Ohio State beats them :)

Come on, this is an nd, wash, or fsu joke right?  What did *either* Mich or
OSU do to deserve the support of this guy?

Bill
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From: MXD118@psuvm.psu.edu (Spiro the Spiny Goldfish)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: penn state's "ranking"
Date: 6 Oct 92 19:52:38 GMT
Distribution: rec
Organization: Penn State University

A. Maryland played three top-20 teams close the whole game. Penn State killed
   them.

B. What about Rutgers?
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Subject: Re: UNI Stomps on ISU
From: scott@mccall.com (Scott D. Davis)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 11:08:01 CST
Reply-To: scott@mccall.com (Scott D. Davis)
Organization: The McCall Pattern Co., Manhattan, KS, USA
Nntp-Posting-User: scott


In article <1992Sep28.035049.9107@ccad.uiowa.edu>, tshannon@ccad.uiowa.edu (Timothy J Shannon) writes:
>	I would just like to congratulate the Northern Iowa Panthers on
>defeating Iowa State.  The Panthers are a Division I-AA (Currently ranked #4
>in the nation) school that had only beat Iowa State once, in 1900.  It was
>a fine show by UNI, and makes ISU a distant #3 in the state of Iowa.
>(1. Iowa, 2 UNI 3. ISU).  Good luck panthers!!!!!!!
>
Tim, you're mistaken.  By the Playing the Common Opponent Theorem
(aka Relativity), UNI is *the* college in Iowa.  Make the Hawks 
travel to the unidome.

UNI vs Idaho(O.24) should be one heck of a game, if you can get
to CF that weekend.   GO Panthers!
--
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From: stassen@alc.com (Chris Stassen)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: Deja Vu all over again (OSU, Wisconson, putrid play calling)
Date: 5 Oct 92 17:23:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: alc.1992Oct5.172346.261
Organization: The Lion's Den, San Jose

In article <1992Oct4.012845.4519@desire.wright.edu> skip writes:
> My major gripe is the "let's run, run, run, run,..." play calling. 
> Cooper does it.  The Big 10 is different now, and trying to establish
> a running game at all costs is useless.

What?!?  Were we even watching the same game?  Here's my own unofficial
accounting of Ohio State's play-calling in the first half:

15 pass plays				21 rushing plays
==-==============================	==-==========================
 6 complete for 93 yards		 5 Smith for 18 yards
 5 incomplete				 5 Cothran for 20 yards
 4 sacks/scrambles for -35 yards	 5 Harris for 20 yards
					 4 By'not'e for 9 yards
					 1 George for 2 yards
				 	 1 broken play for -2 yards

This is quite a good mix -- as promised, far more passing than Ohio
State attempted last year.  In fact, the target for this year was
60/40, and outside of the Badger ten-yard-line Ohio State was 55/45
running/passing (17/14).

Further, the running game was working *better* than the passing game
in the first half.  They had two backs averaging four yards per carry
(and might have had three if Smith hadn't tried to play after spraining
his ankle), while a full 60% of the pass plays were split between no
gain and seven-to-ten-yard losses.

> When Herbstreit was finally allowed to direct a passing series, BOOM!
> OSU scored.

One wonders why Cooper didn't try to talk the Wisconsin coaches into
running the "prevent defense" for the entire game.  :-/

I've heard a lot of people say that neither team played too well, but
I'd disagree.  Other than a high snap on a punt and *five* stupid
personal fouls, Wisconsin played a fine game.  In particular, their
QB was extremely sharp, and their defensive line played an outstanding
game.

Ohio State didn't play too badly either.  Herbstreit was a little off,
but not terribly so.  The play calling was not as bad as some have
claimed.  The botched pitch inside the Badger 10-yard-line was probably
Ohio State's only really unforgivable error in the game.  And against
a fired-up, solid Badger team, it might have made the difference.
--
Chris Stassen			408-943-0630			stassen@alc.com
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: pdunn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Patrick L Dunn)
Subject: Re: Division I-AA and II polls
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 21:23:13 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.170633.10462@tamsun.tamu.edu> mcguire@cs.tamu.edu (Tim McG
uire) writes:
>Has anyone else noticed that the polls for Div. I-AA and Div. II are
>based on the votes of *four* voters?  (The Div. I poll has 60+ voters,
>by way of comparison.)  It seems to me that it would be rather difficult
>to get an unbiased poll with so few voters.
>
>I guess what it shows me is that the AP is not really serious about these
>two polls.  Another explanation is that there are very few sportwriters
>who have a grasp on the big picture for these divisions at a national level.

>Anyone have more information?

The IAA and II polls are not done by AP.  They are done by a committee of four 
IAA athletic directors or four Div II athletic directors.  These are called the 
NCAA Div XXX Football Committees.

There is also a IAA (and maybe a Div II) poll put out by the Sports Network, 
which is based on sportswriter's opinions.

>Tim McGuire

PDunn
From: fierro@uts.amdahl.com (Doug Fierro)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: Pac Ten Review (9/26/92)
Date: 28 Sep 92 22:35:12 GMT
Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA

In article <1992Sep28.174654.20198@u.washington.edu> crs@milton.u.washington.edu (Cliff Slaughterbeck) writes:
>crs@milton.u.washington.edu (Cliff Slaughterbeck) writes:
>>
>>Next Week's games:  (Send your Pac Ten Pundit's Picks by Thursday!!!)
>>
>>Oregon State @ California
>>California has a bye.
>
>OK, so I have dyslexia, just like Russell White.  Besides, OSU is almost
>just like a bye.

  Cliff, don't jinx my team!!!  People were saying the same thing about
Purdue the week we played them. :-)

  Seriously, Cal should do ok this weekend- hopefully it will be a 
confidence-builder for the rookie Bear quarterback.  Look for big yards
by Russell White.

  Doug
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