From: jogulin@pub_one.fia.dmg.ml.com (Joseph Ogulin)
Subject: ARCHIVE: JN-T Bashing Letter, Standardized
Organization: The Rift from Here to There
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 14:11:29 GMT

One more little gem from our collection...
(Hi Ron, buddy... remember us? :-) )

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Well, since we've been accused of it, and are quite likely
to be accused of it again, we decided to give you the
"Standardized JN-T Bashing Form."  Please send everything
to ETS in Princeton, NJ...you know...where all your SATs, GREs,
and other such things go.
 
Dear ________,
     JN-T is the worst producer Doctor Who has ever had. There hasn't
been a good story since _________, and there hasn't been a good
producer since _______. For instance, why is "The Caves of Androzani"
so good? It has too many problems traceable to the producer, such as
only a 2-D cross section of the mines Sharaz Jek has on the screen.
In fact, speaking of Jek, the part is overdone for a madman. Besides,
why does the Doctor allow Jek, Morgus, and Stotz kill each other
off at the end? A Doctor like _______ would have found some way to
save the situation.
     While we're on that, why does the Doctor kill Kamelion? A
more caring Doctor than Davison's, like ________ would have found
a way to free him from the Master's influence. But now that JN-T is
is at the helm, WATCH OUT, because the Doctor now will ________ rather
than ________.
     JN-T now produces the series for the cabarets at conventions,
such as when he chose _______ for a companion, or ________
for the Doctor. The reason he does this, of course, is so he can
blow off the good of the show to do some overly expensive, egotistical,
pompous-acting convention appearances.
      The propensity of JN-T stories to break with continuity is
ruining the show. For instance, when ________ happens in
________, which is incorrect when you think of what ________
said in ________. ("_____________________________") The classic
monsters are ruined by lousy writers, like what ________ did
in ________. Now, is that really as good as ________, written
by the great ________.
     Indeed, JN-T ruined the best Doctor ever, Tom Baker, and he
hasn't cast a good Doctor since. Since he wants to continue with
the show, he should bring Baker back for life! Then he'd be able
to do classics like ________ and ________ because he'd have a
good Doctor to work with again!
     But the most annoying thing is that he forces the series
to be made for Americans, such as when ________ happens in
________, which never would have happened in the golden years
of the show under _______, when _______ was the Doctor. I think
we should bring back ________ as producer and Tom Baker as the
Doctor, or the show should die now, before JN-T stays on another
year and does <expletive deleted> to the show. Even though I
know you won't print this because ________ and you love JN-T
as producer, you MUST publish this.
 
                        Sincerely Yours,
                     Johnathan Basher, BFD, DWBS

-- 
==> "You never f**king know the answer when it's important." --The Doctor <==
Joe Ogulin

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Disclaimer:  The above article is solely my opinion and does not necessar-
ily reflect that of my employer.  The content is my responsibility alone.
From: uhclem@nemesis.UUCP
Date: 08 Oct 92 22:08 CDT
Newsgroups: rec.arts.drwho
Subject: Re: Quiz 5 - Dr. Who Quote Quiz
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