From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex, sex, sex
Date: 12 Apr 92 13:23:25 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <44933@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|(Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|](Jester) writes:
|]|In the spirit of the first newsgroup political coup, all my posts
|]|will go to both a.f.m-p and alt.c-m, so watch out world, cuz here's
|]|comes Jester.
|]Hmmm... nice newsgroup here ... I think I like it!

|which newsgroup would that be oh great one?

alt.how.to.kill.bambi.with.a.chainsaw, what else?

|]|now the modern-day man thinks entirely to much about sex, he walks
|]|down the street and wants to have sex with trees, walks into parking lots
|]|and wants to have sex with door handles. now this is a major problem
|]And don't forget the litter-bins and the dustmen ... *GORN* Intercourse!
|]Nice woody word BTW! Loose women! Antilope!

|course, sex is entirely to convenient if you ask me....

Sorry, if I sound ignorant, but erm ... `sex', erm ... does it have
anything to do with our erm ... you know ... how to say ... thingie?

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|]|'seeing as indecent exposure is a capitol offense in most countries.
|]Whaddaya mean `indecent exposure'? Like wigling your erm ... eh thingie,
|]towards the general direction of the pedestrians? I thought it was simply
|]polite to do such things ... FYI (But most of us know this already), Jester
|]and I prefer sex *under* the telly.

|I prefer under the sink, or in the VCR myself, and yes I meant that
|type of indecent exposure you twit!

Don't you `twit' me, you smelly lump of coagulated nasal mucus, that
even my female hippopotamus won't piss on! I know what I'm talking 
about, you replica of a heavily used victorian toilet seat! There's 
nothing indecent about wiggling your thingie! It's showing your
sticky nostrils that makes it indecent! Silly old lady!

|]|you can cure your sex-craved bodies with sex-off, its safe, and FDA approved
|]|just spray sex-off on your weenie, and watche the wonder as it dissolves
|]|away. you'll never be indecnt again, course you can never have sex again
|]|either, but hey, who needed it anyway. sex is highly overrated.
|]Duh! Who needs sex anyway, if you've got your feet to play with?
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|I like my thighs, they are so fun to stroke, and lick, and oooo
|....pardon me.....i'm having sex with my thighs right now......
|ooooooooo....aaaaaaaaaaahhhh.<GORN].................

Oooh! Don't do this to me! I can't stand it! Now look what you've done!
I'm all excited now! I'm ... I'm .... ooooooooohhhh! (splat) <thud>

|]|this message brought to you by the corporal funding for newsgroup
|]|ploitcxal coups. founding members, Phil, Jester, Jos, Tia, Eccles
|]|and all the a.f.m-p gang
|]|Jester aka oh, no, not him again
|]Jos aka I Still Like It Here!
|Jester aka so do I milord

Ok, lets call the rest and have some fun here! Rhubarb tarte anyone?

|]ps Do I smell Brains? BRAINS! I WANNA OPERATE! NURSE! SCALPEL! MOUSTACHE!
|Nope, nope nope, it the drains from the sex under the sink.....

By any chance, is that dead catholic plumber still there? I left him
there last month, 'cause he was wet all over ...

Jos aka The Weather Is Quite Nice Here Too!

ps. Here follows an example of indecent exposure, slap your screen with 
    a dead pet halibut now:



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