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From: wes5@quads.uchicago.edu (Diane Westerfield)
Subject: MST3K info & tapes wanted
Reply-To: wes5@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 05:40:57 GMT

Hi, fellow MST3K fans.  We here at the U o' C science fiction club have become
rabid fans in the past few months on account of a few tapes that were lent
us and thereafter much contested for.  We can't watch MST3K as much as we'd
like 'cause #1) our @#!? cable has one channel for VH1 and the comedy thing,
and MST3K tends to be on when it's switched over to VH1; and #2) our @!#?
VCR can't tune in that channel so we can't tape MST3K when it is on.  I am
the happy owner of a copy of a copy of The Pod People, which I think I've
watched about 7 or 8 times now.  But . . . I WANT MORE!  And more importantly,
SCIFI WANTS MORE!!  

So, in the interests of fulfilling the order to keep circulating the tapes, 
I would like to get in touch with people who would be willing to trade or
even sell copies of MST3K.  Also I would like to get the info address which
I have seen displayed occasionally but unfortunately not during The Pod
People.

--Diane Westerfield, Crow Groupie-Wanna-Be
wes5@quads.uchicago.edu

"Hey, what gives?  I'm on the milk carton!"
"A rock group staying at my house?  Too much!"
"She's zestfully dead!"
"Geez, Tracy, stay away from the kid's animals."
"Look, Pocohantas, Rick's mine!"
"The helpless cough of a squirrel with a crushed face -- that's what life's
 all about."
and of course the immortal "It sucks!"
From: masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu (Steve Masticola)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Sidehackers
Keywords: ?????? que ??????
Date: 6 Apr 92 17:40:30 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Can someone let me know what "sidehacking" is?

Or kill me with a forklift.

- Steve (masticol@cs.rutgers.edu)
From: vendwrt@iddsupp5.austin.ibm.com (Vendor Writer Guest Login)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Sidehackers
Keywords: SIDEHACKING!!!
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:32:53 GMT
Reply-To: vendwrt@iddsupp5.austin.ibm.com (Vendor Writer Guest Login)
Organization: IBM Austin, TX

I REFERENCE TO SIDE HACKING!!! AAUUUUGHHH!

Side hacking is a style of motorcycle raceing whereby there is another
rider in a "sidecar" of the motorcycle. It is high speed racing, and
exceedingly dangerous.

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> From: kreme@isis.cs.du.edu (Kreme thats all just K-r-e-m-e)
> Subject: Re: Sidehackers
> Message-ID: <1992Apr7.104344.1492@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
> Sender: usenet@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu (netnews admin account)
> Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
> References: <Apr.6.13.40.30.1992.8813@cadenza.rutgers.edu>
<1992Apr6.181056.14808@wam.umd.edu>
> Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 10:43:44 GMT
> 
> 
> >In article <Apr.6.13.40.30.1992.8813@cadenza.rutgers.edu>  
> >> Can someone let me know what "sidehacking" is?
> >> 
> >> Or kill me with a forklift.
> >> 
> >> - Steve (masticol@cs.rutgers.edu)
> 
> 
> >well, I don't know what "sidehacking" is exactly, but I have always  
> >wondered, ever since Dr. Forrester brought it up in the WILD REBELS  
> 
> Ymm... guys?  Anyone home?
> 
> One of the movies was called "Sidehackers" a very poor attempt at a 
> dramtic documentry thing... I dunno.
> 
> Sidehacking has something to do with riding "outboard" on a Motorcyle.
> 
> Sorry I can't be more specific, painful memories are automatically
> deleted from my memory banks :-)
> 
> means every time I see MST3K, it's ALL NEW!
> 
> --
>    | kreme@isis.cs.du.edu | The Coven BBS [303/777-2911] 1st METAL in MST |
>    | kreme@#22 (FV3 Net)  | MST3K, Spacer Quest 3.4w, Anime files, & More |
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From: imsne145@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Subject: Re: Joel: any connection to Iowa State?
Reply-To: imsne145@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Organization: Montana State University
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 22:50:14 GMT


>
>We taped it and have seen 'Home Ec' about twenty times since it aired. Please,
>no requests to tape it, as we only have the one VCR.  I have about five tapes
>full of MST3K (13 episodes) and will post a list as soon as we have 2 VCRs
>(probably in the fall; I should have another 20 episodes on tape by then) for
>release to anyone in the Western US by then.
>
Hi There Kurt,

This I just wanted to let you know that I will probably desire to aquire copies
of some of your episodes as soon as it becomes feasable. (assuming that I
haven't found anyone else willing to bother by then).  I have your address on
file and will keep in touch.  Over the summer and into the fall the only EMAIL
address I'm certain will hold is gpd8276@trex.oscs.montana.edu

Got to run, phone!!

Paul R. Deming
From: bheil@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Brian Heil)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: **ZIPPPPPPPP*** 'AIIEE!  Owie Owie Owie...
Date: 6 Apr 92 14:03:10 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: U of Iowa, Iowa City, IA

Okay, I hate to ask them but...
   What in the world is the deal with Dr. Forrester pulling Frank's
'ripcord' in Saturday's experiment?  The movie was "Rocketship-XM" 
("is expedition spelled with an 'X'?") and this action is a punishment
of sorts.   What I'd like to know is, is this just some interesting
bit of humor (_I_ was highly amused, and can think of at least 3 people's
'ripcords' I'd like to pull!), or is there something behind this? 

Also where does '...I mean where do you wanna be in two years?' come
from?  I may be displaying great ignorance in not knowing but '...it's 
just I show, you should really just relax.'



"Oh no!  It's the Dave Clark Five and they're being attacked
 by Dino, Desi, and Billy!"
	--- Tom, "Star Force: Fugitive Alien II"
--
Brian Heil                         Project Analyst    University of Iowa
bheil@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu        //                 Hospitals and Clinics
                                \X/                    Dietary Department
           Amigargnugen!  It's what makes a computer an Amiga.
From: hosch2263@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: <None>
Date: 17 Apr 92 12:57:45 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

        My fiance and I have become hooked on MST.   We have been talking back
to the tv for years, and love the satire on the show.
        I have a question.  Recently, they ran a movie called "the Cave
Dwellers".  This starred Miles O'Keefe as a barbarian warrior called Ator.
        The credits that ran with the film were not the correct ones, neither
was the title of it.  It was originally called "Ator the Fighting Eagle" and
ran on CBS a long time ago.  
        Does anyone know what happened to the real title and credits or why it
was changed?
        
        Kitten
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Deta und Tacksen
Summary: Wheat
Date: 15 Apr 92 21:11:08 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department

In article <2397@news.duke.edu> sherouse@roentgen.RadOnc.Duke.EDU (George W. Sherouse) writes:
>One of the more familiar references to this scene is in Woody Allen's
>Life and Death.  His dialogue begins with "Wheat.  Wheat...".
>

The movie is "Love and Death", and this is one of my favorite scenes in it.
The two characters are Woody and Diane Keaton.  The shot is as in the Bergmann
film, and the two alternate lines, but Diane Keaton is debating whether she
should marry Woody ('s character) or not, and Woody keeps saying things like
"Wheat... fields of wheat... red wheat... cream of wheat"

Great scene from a great movie.

De duve (The dove) is also very funny.  It is a complete parody of Wild
Strawberries, complete with bad fake sweedish and subtitles.  The climax
of the film is where the protagonist of the film plays badminton with
death to save the life of his sister/lover Inge.


OBMST: "Ninety-nine bottles of blood on the wall,
	ninety-nine bottles of blood.
	       You take one down, write pig on the wall ..."
		      Crow, Tom, and Joel from Gamera vs. Gaos

					John
				


-- 

A message from the Anybody But Bush campaign:
     Saddam Hussein still has a job.
     Do you?
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: cliff@uunet!tellab5!odgate (Cliff Chaput)
Subject: Re: Theme song
Organization: Odesta Corporation
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 13:52:36 GMT

omitchel@jarthur.claremont.edu (Ocie *banjo* Mitchell) writes:

>In article <1992Apr11.163112.4164@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> as660@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Steve Rasmussen) writes:
>>
>>In a previous article, fuzzy@netcom.com (Fuzzy Fox) says:
>>>Could someone please post the lyrics to the theme song for "Mystery
>>>Science Theater 3000"?
>>>
>>
>>[ Prolly a few small errors, but very very close... :) ] 
>>
>> Mystery Science Theater 3000 Theme Song
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>In the not so distant future

> In the not to distant future

In the not too distant future

(as long as we're being picky)

cliff

"What kind of sin must man commit..." --Glen Manning, The Amazing Collosal Man
-- 
	Cliff "The Cliffmeister" Chaput		 | Odesta Corporation
"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, | 4084 Commercial Ave.
 provided you get between the right man and the	 | Northbrook, IL  60062
	  right woman." --Woody Allen		 | (708) 498-5615
Organization: University of Central Florida--Computer Services
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 21:19:20 EST
From: Jim Ennis <JIM@UCF1VM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: April MST schedule

Here is the April schedule:

Fridays - 12:30 am Saturday - 10 am and 7 pm

4/3  - Gamera
4/4  - Rocketship X-m
4/10 - Pod People
4/11 - Side Hackers
4/15 - 5pm The Corpse Vanishes
4/17 - Gamera vs Barugon
4/18 - Ring of Terror
4/24 - Stranded in Space
4/25 - Catalina Caper

Jim Ennis
From: mdavis@alex (Matthew Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Tales from reality
Date: 12 Apr 92 21:45:34 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: I'm too busy to get organized.

In article <00958F63.77AF5000@Msu.oscs.montana.edu> imsne145@Msu.oscs.montana.edu writes:
>Does anyone else have this problem, or any interesting stories to tell?
Well, that particular problem hasn't occurred, but some people seem to look	
at us askance when, in the middle of a story, we add:
  "And then Patrick Swayze walks in and says, "It's either my way, or the
highway!"

And the good ol' "Hey, look, guys!  There's another mountain!"  Which draws
screams from the MST3Kers and confusion from anyone else...

From the electrons of another manga lover...
***************************   Hikaru:  I'm your biggest fan! 
*    Matthew A. Davis     *  
* (aka Prince Nematocyst) *   Minmei:  Oh, do you listen to my songs?
***************************
*   Anime is cool, but    *
*    Manga is cooler!     *   Disclaimer:
***************************   Trinity wants my money, not my opinions.
From: roby@brahms.udel.edu (Scott W Roby)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: This is Not a Test
Keywords: movie suggestion
Date: 6 Apr 92 11:31:35 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

I saw a movie called "This is Not a Test" on the late show 
when I was a kid. The acting in it was generally atrocious, 
but the premise was your standard onset of world war III 
only as seen through the eyes of a big, oafish highway 
patrolman who tries to put everyone he can into a truck 
so they will be "safe" from the nuclear blast and fallout.  

Has anybody else seen this flick?

I think this would be a great movie for MST3000.

What do you think, sirs?

-- 
Scott W. Roby           *This sentence no verb.*      "No Matter where you go..
Phys.& Astr.Dept.    ///// / /  /  *|*  \  \ \ \\\\\      there you are!"
Univ.of Delaware    ((((( ( (  (  * + *  )  ) ) )))))   -> Buckaroo Banzai
roby@brahms.udel.edu \\\\\ \ \  \  *|*  /  / / /////  -> Mad Max b/y Thunderdome
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sunday, 12 Apr 1992 13:37:19 EDT
From: <JRB128@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Theme song
 <1992Apr11.163112.4164@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>
 <1992Apr11.191353.28297@muddcs.claremont.edu>

<   "In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D."


       I thought it was, "Next SOMEDAY A.D.", which would make a lot more
  sense than "SUNDAY". What does SUNDAY have to do with anything, anyway?
  While, SOMEDAY would indicate an unspecified future.
       Anyone else, hear this?
                             I could be wrong, but I don't think so...


                                               Jimothy
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: flanad@jec312.its.rpi.edu (David William Flanagan)
Subject: Re: Sidehackers
Keywords: ?????? que ??????
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy NY
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 18:34:53 GMT

In article <Apr.6.13.40.30.1992.8813@cadenza.rutgers.edu> masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu (Steve Masticola) writes:
>Can someone let me know what "sidehacking" is?
>
>Or kill me with a forklift.
>
>- Steve (masticol@cs.rutgers.edu)

To: masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu
Subject: Re: Sidehackers
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy NY
Cc: 
Bcc: 

In article <Apr.6.13.40.30.1992.8813@cadenza.rutgers.edu> you write:
>Can someone let me know what "sidehacking" is?
>
>Or kill me with a forklift.
>

Sidehacking is a wonderful sport popular in bad movies (AKA the ones Joel
and the 'Bots watch) where two guys with an oxyacetylene torch weld some
bars to the side of a perfectly good motorcycle. The idea of the sport is
that the guy on the motorcycle cannot lean back and forth in turns- this
is the job of the guy who has to hang on to the bars.

For more information, write the ``California Sidehackers Assn.'', featured
in the credits of the scintillating film ``Sidehackers.''

(I'm kidding.)

/----------------------------------+-------------------------------------------\
| David W. Flanagan                | From the Civil Defense Bowl on MST 3K:    |
| Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute | "Could you state that in the form of a    |
| Troy, New York 12180-3590        |  desperate cry to God to save you from    |
|----------------------------------|  an unholy death, please!" -Joel          |
| flanad@rpi.edu       |   Bruce   | "Duck and coverrrrrrr!!!" (In a           |
| davidfn@ids.jvnc.net |  !Lives!  |  desperate, strangled voice) -Tom Servo   |
\----------------------------------+-------------------------------------------/
-- 
/----------------------------------+-------------------------------------------\
| David W. Flanagan                | From the Civil Defense Bowl on MST 3K:    |
| Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute | "Could you state that in the form of a    |
| Troy, New York 12180-3590        |  desperate cry to God to save you from    |
From: eam3@po.CWRU.Edu (Eric A. Meyer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: **ZIPPPPPPPP*** 'AIIEE!  Owie Owie Owie...
Date: 7 Apr 92 01:55:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.1992Apr7.015537.26193
Reply-To: eam3@po.CWRU.Edu (Eric A. Meyer)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)


In a previous article, bheil@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Brian Heil) says:

>Also where does '...I mean where do you wanna be in two years?' come
>from?  I may be displaying great ignorance in not knowing but '...it's 
>just I show, you should really just relax.'

   I think that was a reference to the characters' tendencies to
stare wistfully out a window, etcetera.  I know a few times that
it looked like the characters were daydreaming or something when
they were supposed to be concerned...

"By this time, my lungs...well, you know."  --Croooow

		-EMeyer

-- 
"Unstable condition--a symptom of life       | Eric A. Meyer (eam3@po.CWRU.edu)
 In mental and environmental change          |  President, Beta Nu Chapter of
 Atmospheric disturbance--the feverish flux  |      Theta Chi Fraternity
 Of human interface and interchange-"  -N.P. |  Drink 'Bite The Wax Tadpole'!!
From: jahnke@biosci.arizona.edu (Jerome Jahnke)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: MST3K infiltrating vocabulary...
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:28:36 GMT
Organization: Biology Learning Center

In article <1992Apr13.155413.1@eagle.wesleyan.edu>, sparrish@eagle.wesleyan.edu writes:
> 
> A friend of mine tapes MST3k on Martha's Vinyard and brings them here
> (Connecticut, where we don't get comedy central :( ) for our tv enjoyment. 
> "I'm Huge!" hasn't been a problem, but "Does this bug you? Does this bug you? 
> I'm not touching you!" and "Bitter? Oh, a *tad*", both from "It Conquered the
> World" have become permanent additions to our lexicon and serve to alienate us
> mildly from the rest of the college community ... not really, but it does set
> us apart.  "Does this bug you? I'm not touching you" is particularly useful
> when someone is at a terminal two blocks away and you keep sending them
> messages just to make their terminal beep.  Tee Hee.
> 

Boy do I feel weird. After having grown up in the Upper Midwest (Northern
Wisconson), I felt at home watching Joel and the bots rip up movies. The 
phrases they use are not made up, take a trip up to Michigans Upper Pennisula
or hit some of the farming communities in Wisconsin, or Upper Minnesota. They
do talk that way. If you still don't believe me tune into "Whadda' ya know?"
with Michael Feldman. You will get lots of the same kind of stuff you hear on
MST3K.

Actually it was my wife who first saw MST3K and turned to me with a look in her
eye that told me she knew I was not nuts and that there were a few other
people in the US who talked like I did. She has since been to visit my family
and is no longer sure she wants to admit we are married.

Boy who ever thought growing up in a place that calls a water fountain a 
"bubbler" would be a step up, inso?

> __________________________________________________________________________
> Cor imbutum nectare volat ad superna. 			
> I do not think it means what you think it means.
> ---------------------------  | In a waxless manner, and hoping for replies
> sparrish@eagle.wesleyan.edu  |		      *Sparrow*
> ---------------------------  |      Heretic, escripvaine, shade
> 

Jer,
----
Jerome Jahnke
Biology Learning Center
University of Arizona
'jahnke@biosci.arizona.edu' or +1 (602) 621-3820
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: juliewa@microsoft.com (Julie WALKER)
Subject: comedy central newsletter WAS: Joel on SNL
Date: 07 Apr 92 00:18:51 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.
Distribution: na

In article <ksv2uvINNmjq@phad.hsc.usc.edu> libman@phad.hsc.usc.edu (Marlena Libman) writes:
>In article <1992Mar24.013743.24841@microsoft.com> juliewa@microsoft.com (Julie WALKER) writes:
>>if there are others, i'd love to know about it.  that way i can 
>>catch them on the comedy central re-runs.  unfortunatly, the comedy
>>central newsletter only lists guest host and musical guest so you
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>What comedy central newsletter?  I have never gotten this from my
>cable company.  Is this something you have to order specially?
>
>			--Marlena
>
comedy central puts out a newsletter listing everything that's
going to be on that month.  it's includes which movies mst3k
will  have on (all re-runs again this month by the way -- where
*is* that 4th season??!).   you have to call them and ask to
be added to their distribution.  the number is 212-767-8600.
don't expect too much -- it's a cheesy 3 pager with lots of 
bad spelling.
From: fuzzy@netcom.com (Fuzzy Fox)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Theme song
Summary: Post the lyrics
Date: 9 Apr 92 04:24:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.aqrjmpg.fuzzy
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

Could someone please post the lyrics to the theme song for "Mystery
Science Theater 3000"?

-- 
Fuzzy Fox                                fuzzy@netcom.com
Also known as David DeSimone             an207@cleveland.freenet.edu

                               "Foxes are people too!  And vice versa."
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: imsne145@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Subject: Re: Please Explain -- Fugitive Alien II
Reply-To: imsne145@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Organization: Montana State University
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 00:56:14 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.005401.23099@uunet!tellab5!odgate>, cliff@uunet!tellab5!odgate (Cliff Chaput) writes:
>jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu (CHARLES JORDAN) writes:
>
>>There were two references in Fugitive Alien II (at least) that I didn't get...
>>could somebody more hip than I explain them to me?
>
>>The first is:  there's a shot of the crew of the Bacchus III lying asleep and
>>Ken is unable to wake them up.  Servo says, "Uh oh, they've been reading
>>Bukowski again."
>
>Bukowsky, along with being a very cool writer of fiction and poetry, is
>a notorious drunk.  From what I understand, when he's not writing, he's
>hanging out in bars getting soused with loose women.  Rent "Barfly" with
>Mickey Roark and Faye Dunnaway and you'll get the idea.
>
>"He learned, almost too late, that man is a feeling creature..."
>	-- Peter Graves, "It Conquered the World" (not "Biography")
>
>cliff

Hey, I think I remember Bukowsky now!  Didn't he write a three part series on
all of his affairs with women?  I seem to recall that many of his poems involve
women, sex and/or arguements, and/or booze.

Why would he be considered boring?

I offer an alternate interpretation,  They read Bukowski and got so depressed
they went out and got terribly drunk and in the scene they were still passed
out.

By the way, Barfly is a great movie, if you have the appropriate perspective.

Paul R. Deming     
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: lumiere@next06pg2.wam.umd.edu (That Redheaded Mermaid)
Subject: Re: MST3K infiltrating vocabulary...
Keywords: McCloud?!  HUH?!  
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 01:44:42 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.181519.2346@cactus.org> whall@cactus.org (J. Wayne  
Hall) writes:
> 
> My favorite quotes that I use during somewhat normal conversation...
> "Chief???? McCleod!"

This is a big quote in our dorm also...after showing POD PEOPLE to some  
newly made Misties, we have been using it ever since...

I also find myself doing the Tom Servo "HUH?!" a lot, along with "I'm in  
it for the kicks" (Wiiiilld Rebels), "Its a cereal, man! Really good!"  
(Wiiiild Rebels), "Wiiiiild Rebels..." (take a wild stab in the dark). 

And hows about:

"SHUT UP!!!" -- That ape world movie that I cant remember for some reason  
		(I don't want to say PLANET OF THE APES)

"Would you like a some pants with your belt?"  -- Wild Rebels

"Take it brother Squirrel!"  -- Wild Rebels (sensing a pattern here?!)

"Everybody do the dork!!"  -- The Catalina Caper

"Weeeee've got Mooooovie Sign!!!!"  -- Geeee, where did this one come 	 
					from?! ;)

"Niiiice Caboose!!" -- Wild Rebels (yet again)


Well, that is all I can think of now...
  "What do you think, sirs?"

Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: cpaulse@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Chris D Paulse)
Subject: Re: Sidehackers
Keywords: ?????? que ??????
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 18:56:29 GMT

masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu (Steve Masticola) writes:

>Can someone let me know what "sidehacking" is?

You don't know what sidehacking is.  Well, then WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU!!
I bet you don't even know how to sidehack.  Well, maybe we can bring you out
into the yard for a few rounds.

GOOCH!  get me out of here.