HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU ()
Subject: Oh my God
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 08:22:29 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

	Dear personals readers,
	My dear friend wrote me tonight, Justin Liegmann, he say's
	And i quote, or well at least copy directly from my mailbox,
	
	> 
> Grr.. you are a waste of good protoplasm.  I'm not a newbie, I have been
> reading this area for a while and like to see what people have to contribute,
> what crap goes on, is useless and takes up space. 
	well justin, i see you learned how to spell a new word, protoplasm,
	i guess that's just a shot on the lip i'm gonna have to take and like
	it, huh?  O'h i now realize that you are not a newbie, how can you 
	be, shoot, it's taken you half a week to respond to my original 
	posting, that's enough time for even a newbie to learn how to press
	the 'n' key to skip to the articles that aren't gonna get him
	company in his bed, possibly even enough time to learn how to use the
	e-mail system on his own.  God, even the sensors beat you to a response 
	to my article.

	By the way, if your hurting so bad to see what others have to contribute
	then why don't you read some of these stupid articles that you hate so
	much, they could contribute something to your life.

2nd, I could care less about
> your alt.personalities... if you like it so much, stay there.

	For your information, justin, when you get a personality then 
	you might too want to share it with others who might get something
	out of it, like i am trying to do with you.  Don't, however,
	ask me for tips on spelling or grammer, nice disclaimer (don't
	you think, oh yeah, i forgot, you don't thi...)>  
>
>And as for your flaming, go join, alt.queer if you like to flame so much, no,
> in fact, move to SF or NY!!  I'm sure you'd be in hot demand with the male
> population..  and notice, how I keep such idle chatter out of everyone else's
> way that wants to read what that sub is for..
>
		To tell you the truth i have never read alt.queer, maybe you cou
		ld post something about it in the personals.ads,  since this
		is something that you are at ease to throw at others you
		must be familliar with it or have had it thrown in your
		face a few times.

		And notice how i like to share this 'idle' chatter with everyone
		else in the personals.  I feel kinda giving and all, well, being
		that it's TOPHmas and all.

	To all you other readers out there who feel the same way as this poor
	chap does, well please continue to use the 'n' button, sorry to waste
	your time, too bad your the only polite people who read this newsgroup.

	And for all you out there whou do like this 'idle chatter' well
	read on and have a merry TOPHmas and try to make you presence known.

	Thanks to all, especially to you justin

	Merry TOPHmas

	ChrisTOPHer Johnston
	cs151kx@lamar.colostate.edu

> -CM
>
From: cn573@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ray Henry)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: So tell me...
Date: 31 Dec 1992 07:38:50 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


...do any of you ever get responses to your posts? (Ad posts)

I have been posting regularly for about two months now and have
had exactly one response. Talk about frustration.

-- 
"The time has come," the Walrus said,"to talk of many things;
of ships, and shoes, and sealing wax,
of cabbages and kings..."
                              --Lewis Carroll
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From: cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU ()
Subject: Buffet, Jimmy
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 18:53:04 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

	Hello,

	I heard that the jimmy buffet song, not that any of you are
	familliar with him, Margaritaville has been changed in California.

	The line but i know, it's my own damn fault"
	and the other three line that contain 'fault' in it are
	not allowed in areas of california along the san andres fault.

	Is ther any truth to this?

	lates

	ChrisTOPHer Johnston
	cs151kx@lamar.colostate.edu
From: anonymus+2130@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: test
Keywords: test
Date: 23 Dec 92 00:48:07 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA

This is a test.        manouch
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From: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu (William johnson)
Subject: Re: Ladies, I am your stud!
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 92 07:35:40 GMT

In article <anonymus+3350.70@GODIVA.NECTAR.CS.CMU.EDU> anonymus+3350@GODI
A.NECTAR.CS.CMU.EDU (Cyborg Ranger (INTELLIGENCE SCOUT)) writes:
>
>Are you sick of wimpy men who act like women?
>
>Poetry works for some people, but I like to be direct.
>
>I can give you the multiple orgasms you want and need.
>
>22 SWM 200lbs 6ft4 Brown Hair and Eyes
>
>Interest include: >>>>
>
>	Computers, Math, Science,
>	Studying Female Anatomy,
>
>I have ways to make you (ladies only) scream for joy until you give me y
ur 
>soul.
>
>I aim to please!!!!
>
>
>***********************************************************************
>Cyborg Ranger * Open the networld and become one with it * #37 ********
>***********************************************************************


(FLAME ON)

Are you sick of civilized men who act like gentlemen?

I can servise you in two minutes and fall fast asleep.

22 SWM, 220 lbs, 6'4", slightly sloped brow, evolutionary challenge.

Interest Include: >>>>

Hunting dinosaurs, bonking dates with clubs
Watching own jaw dislocate on the sight of 
anything female.

I have ways to make you (ladies only) scream for help until you run away.

I aim to please myself.

(FLAME OFF)

Get a life, or atleast something inflatable.

-------------------------------------------|
| William "Wes" "Arrr!" "Golden Earring"   |
| "Gener" "Sierra" "Mohican" "Mr. Kamikazi"|
| "Bite Me" "Deal With It" "Sentri" Johnson|
-------------------------------------------|
All this satire is the humble opinion of ME!
From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: J_baby
Date: 22 Dec 92 20:34:36 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.


<The old plymouth rock person writes:
>Sigh.Shrug.Sigh.Sigh.Sigh.Fuckyou.Sigh....


Hey Jessica, do you have asthma or something? :)
From: jdunbar@sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu (Jonathan Dunbar)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Looking for a friend
Date: 4 Jan 1993 20:03:00 GMT
Organization: Space Science Labs
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu

Hi,  I hope that speacial someone gets this.  I`m 26 and just out of college for
a year now.  I live in the Berkeley area.  I`m looking for someone to spend time
with and most of all someone I can cuddle and show affection to (some in return please).  I have two cats, but they just can't hug back.  Well, I could post all
that usuall stuff about how cute I am, and my weight (165lbs). Actually I really
do keep myself looking trim and squeezable.  I have gotten over my last love
( 6 months since ) and I'm ready to move on and live again.  I'm into a lot of 
different things.  I like going out hiking, movies, dancing, and cycling.  I 
would like so much to hear from women who are looking for a REAL relationship,
not just a quick fling.  I don't smoke or drink, so if you do, you`ll definately
find me BOARING.  Oh, I`m 5`11" and a mix of African/Irish/ and Native Crow
blood.  Yep, I really look remarkable......well in a nice pleasant way.  I`m
educated in physics and astronomy, but I never lost my humanity or humor.  I do
wish to hear from you.  So if you are looking and living in the San Fransisco
area, drop me a line.


Jonathan
From: jdunbar@sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu (Jonathan Dunbar)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Looking for a friend
Date: 27 Dec 1992 07:05:45 GMT
Organization: Space Science Labs
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu

Hi,  I hope that speacial someone gets this.  I`m 26 and just out of college for
a year now.  I live in the Berkeley area.  I`m looking for someone to spend time
with and most of all someone I can cuddle and show affection to (some in return please).  I have two cats, but they just can't hug back.  Well, I could post all
that usuall stuff about how cute I am, and my weight (165lbs). Actually I really
do keep myself looking trim and squeezable.  I have gotten over my last love
( 6 months since ) and I'm ready to move on and live again.  I'm into a lot of 
different things.  I like going out hiking, movies, dancing, and cycling.  I 
would like so much to hear from women who are looking for a REAL relationship,
not just a quick fling.  I don't smoke or drink, so if you do, you`ll definately
find me BOARING.  Oh, I`m 5`11" and a mix of African/Irish/ and Native Crow
blood.  Yep, I really look remarkable......well in a nice pleasant way.  I`m
educated in physics and astronomy, but I never lost my humanity or humor.  I do
wish to hear from you.  So if you are looking and living in the San Fransisco
area, drop me a line.


Jonathan
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From: jdunbar@sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu (Jonathan Dunbar)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads,alt.sex
Subject: Looking for a Friend
Date: 28 Dec 1992 20:51:31 GMT
Organization: Space Science Labs
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu

Hi,  I hope that speacial someone gets this.  I`m 26 and just out of college for
a year now.  I live in the Berkeley area.  I`m looking for someone to spend time
with and most of all someone I can cuddle and show affection to (some in return please).  I have two cats, but they just can't hug back.  Well, I could post all
that usuall stuff about how cute I am, and my weight (165lbs). Actually I really
do keep myself looking trim and squeezable.  I have gotten over my last love
( 6 months since ) and I'm ready to move on and live again.  I'm into a lot of 
different things.  I like going out hiking, movies, dancing, and cycling.  I 
would like so much to hear from women who are looking for a REAL relationship,
not just a quick fling.  I don't smoke or drink, so if you do, you`ll definately
find me BOARING.  Oh, I`m 5`11" and a mix of African/Irish/ and Native Crow
blood.  Yep, I really look remarkable......well in a nice pleasant way.  I`m
educated in physics and astronomy, but I never lost my humanity or humor.  I do
wish to hear from you.  So if you are looking and living in the San Fransisco
area, drop me a line.


Jonathan
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From: an2408@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Females in the NY area
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 08:27:39 GMT

I am a single male in NYC area. Looking to meet a female for fun.
No strings attatched. I am clean, discreet, gentle and a caring person.
I am in my late twenties, black hair, brown eyes. Will reply all mails.
Only serious replies, please. Thank you.

D.
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From: ag936@yfn.ysu.edu (Lance Durden)
Subject: 45 mid-georiga dwm iso soulmate
Reply-To: ag936@yfn.ysu.edu (Lance Durden)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 17:33:40 GMT


me:  45 tall romatic sincere bearded professional
you:  35+/- tall attractive personable sensual professional

rsvp
-- 
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From: an2144@anon.penet.fi
Subject: MWF ISO WF in the Midwestern US
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 19:28:25 GMT

Yes, the subject line is right!  I am a midwestern married white female,
25 years old, blond hair, blue eyes, attractive, and with a good 
figure (my husband says so anyways).  I would like to find another
female in the area who would (in this order):

     1) Be a good friend
     2) Be open-minded enough to possibly join my husband and I in
        some incredible sexual adventures.

All serious responses will be answered.
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From: krb@hpuerca.atl.hp.com (Kevin Barnes)
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 03:18:02 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard NARC Atlanta
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1.3 PL5

Gee, you look really sad is there anything I can do to help!

(set the hook!!!!!!!)
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From: vdvyver@cuvee.bro.dec.com
Subject: Looking for ski-weekend guide
Reply-To: vdvyver@cuvee.enet.dec.com
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 14:58:28 GMT


Hi,

My name is Luc, 35y male, living in Belgium (Europe, remember?).
End of Januari I'll be in the Boston area (Nashua) and have a 
spare weekend.

I would like to spend the weekend on ski-slopes, and therefor I'm looking
for information/guide/roommate to join me for a fun weekend on the White 
Mountains(?)

Any takers?

Luc 

--
../...
From: crazym@terapin.com (Justin Liegmann)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: DAMMIT!!!
Date: 23 Dec 92 22:37:19 PST
Organization: BBS

I see that most people are very ignorant around here.  I understand what is
being tried to be said here, much less being with non-intelligence.  I am tired
of hitting the proverbial "N" and have recieved mail from many supporting me in
what I've said.  Please, I emplore you, take your idle chatter else where...
this is not the sub nor the topic area for such stupid chatter about nonsense.
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
From: patstew@oz.plymouth.edu (Pat Steward)
Subject: Re: No Wonder Not Many Females Post!
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 15:56:46 GMT

In article <lynx.2wa2@terapin.com> lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:
>***
>Give me a break Bozo, I/m getting real tired of hitting "n" <return>.  If you
>consider this wonderful disc., you're a sorry dweeb to be sure.  Why don't they
>just take it to e-mail instead of cluttering up the newsgroup with their
>spewing around.  Like a contact dis-ease.  They should have a section in mental
>wards for people who get off on flames; that way you could be paracites to each
>other.

Dontcha just *love* it when someone asks in a public forum that people
take it to e-mail?  Kinda defeats the purpose.
-- 
Patricia Martin Steward                      patstew@oz.plymouth.edu
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is;
I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express senti-
ments that differentiate me from a doormat.       Rebecca West, 1913
From: anonymus+2130@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Need date (female) for newyears eve party
Date: 30 Dec 92 18:28:33 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA

Please send mail. It will be lots of fun.
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From: phantasm@iastate.edu ()
Subject: On sarcasm...
Summary: I acknowledge you...
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 17:43:12 GMT


Greetings all...

lynx@terapin.com writes:

> Looks that way, that's why my handle is Sarcasm, but that's another story.
> The point is, if you sorry corpses of humanity are so hard up for human 
> contact that you have to resort to flaming each other on alt personal ADS to
> acknowledge youre miserable existences, spare the rest of us and take it to
> E-mail already from your offensive preadolecent dribble (at least their
> excuse is that they don't know how to act).  Your inane bickering is counter
> productive to the newsgroup, which is why most people are here.  To all the
> gutter flames; take it elsewhere.  Get a clue.

I apparently did not understand the problem facing the members of this
newsgroup... Fortunately, I am now enlightened...

To all...

I acknowledge your miserable existences... Even yours, lynx...

I hope that helps...

Until we meet again...

phantasm


She has to learn that petulance is not sarcasm, and that insolence
is not invective...

		- in the spirit of Benjamin Disraeli
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From: sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie)
Subject: Re: Broadcasting private information on the net is a NO..NO
Organization: Motorola Computer Group, Tempe, Az.
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 04:44:22 GMT

>>number.  Part of me really wants to finger her for myself :) :)
>>But the other part of me, just wanted to slap YOU silly.
>
>My vote is for both!!  I'll take both of you on!!

You can't have us both.  You gotta make a decision.

>Really!?  That's all that I'll get if I finger you?!
>
>No screaming, moaning, thrashing about...
>
>hm.

Better do a better job next time. :)

>>
>>Since the finger information only listed her extension,
>
>How far does she reach? :)

She might reach down your throat and pull out your
tonsils.  Then again I might do that.  

>
>
>>P.S.  When I kidnap her and sell her into white slavery 
>>      in argentina, (What a silly assumption that she's white)
>>      i won't let them know that you led me to her.
>>      But I'll still send you the 10% finder's fee.
>
>You could always paint her white.  Noone is _really_ white anyway.  That
>would be assuming that they reflect all colors equally, and I think
>I've seen Jessica blush at some point.

You've been dreaming again.  But alas, that's the only times
I've seen her blush.  In my dreams.
From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Broadcasting private information on the net is a NO..NO
Date: 22 Dec 92 20:22:47 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <1992Dec18.223200.25876@phx.mcd.mot.com> sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie) writes:
>>
>>> By the way, yes I'm jealous as hell. I'd love to have her home
>>> phone number but alas, I can't finger her.
>>
>number.  Part of me really wants to finger her for myself :) :)
>But the other part of me, just wanted to slap YOU silly.

My vote is for both!!  I'll take both of you on!!

>
>My phone office number and home number where among the information
>given if you fingered me.  I never expected, much less

Really!?  That's all that I'll get if I finger you?!

No screaming, moaning, thrashing about...

hm.


>that mean that they have all invited me to call them?

You can call anyone you want.  It's in the constitution.  No,
I'm not gonna go look it up for you.  It's in the fine print
on the back...
>
>Since the finger information only listed her extension,

How far does she reach? :)


>P.S.  When I kidnap her and sell her into white slavery 
>      in argentina, (What a silly assumption that she's white)
>      i won't let them know that you led me to her.
>      But I'll still send you the 10% finder's fee.

You could always paint her white.  Noone is _really_ white anyway.  That
would be assuming that they reflect all colors equally, and I think
I've seen Jessica blush at some point.

l.

a.
From: lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: No Wonder Not Many Females Post!
Date: 24 Dec 92 10:59:32 PST
Organization: BBS

In article <1992Dec23.142417.5037@mtu.edu>, bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon) writes:
>In article <lynx.2wa2@terapin.com> lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:
>>>well, no one ever said HOW they were to connect, right?
>>>just think of all the contact all these flames are generating! and
>>>all the wonderful discussion it's starting!
>>Give me a break Bozo, I/m getting real tired of hitting "n" <return>.  If you
>>consider this wonderful disc., you're a sorry dweeb to be sure.  Why don't
they
>
>>just take it to e-mail instead of cluttering up the newsgroup with their
>>spewing around.  Like a contact dis-ease.  They should have a section in
mental
>
>>wards for people who get off on flames; that way you could be paracites to
each
>
>>other.
>
>did I really need a sarcasm alert? *sigh*
>
>-bacon
>
***

Looks that way, that's why my handle is Sarcasm, but that's another story.
The point is, if you sorry corpses of humanity are so hard up for human contact
that you have to resort to flaming each other on alt personal ADS to
acknowledge youre miserable existences, spare the rest of us and take it to
E-mail already from your offensive preadolecent dribble (at least their excuse
is that they don't know how to act).  Your inane bickering is counter
productive to the newsgroup, which is why most people are here.  To all the
gutter flames; take it elsewhere.  Get a clue.
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From: an3935@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Looking for *F in Paris, France
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 12:56:39 GMT


SAM, 25, temporarily relocated to Paris, seeks
*F, with at least a little knowledge of English,
for a short, no-holds barred relationship.
Age 18-45. Race/marital status not a consideration.
I am 180 cms in height, slim, in pretty good shape
and a working professional. Will respond to
all replies(if any!!!!).
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From: anonymus+2130@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: test
Keywords: test
Date: 23 Dec 92 00:33:26 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA

This is a test.
From: patstew@oz.plymouth.edu (Pat Steward)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: J_baby
Date: 21 Dec 92 17:12:31 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame
Distribution: na
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.

In article <1992Dec21.144622.12341@nmsu.edu> palukens@dante.nmsu.edu (LUKENS) writes:
>
>Perhaps you should follow the thread.  Or even *read* what you are quoting.
>They are not criticizing her for having one space between sentences, they are
>criticizing her for having NO spaces between sentences.Like this.I'd suggest

Oh.  Well, that makes all the difference, then.  *smirk*
-- 
Patricia Martin Steward                      patstew@oz.plymouth.edu
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is;
I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express senti-
ments that differentiate me from a doormat.       Rebecca West, 1913
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From: an4194@anon.penet.fi
Subject: hi
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 02:18:55 GMT

quick test from me and my cat...

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