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From: jpenovic@encore.com (Jan Penovich)
Subject: Re: GH:  A,bnD,wSOM: Jagger...
Reply-To: jpenovic@encore.com
Organization: Encore Computer Corp., Fort Lauderdale FL
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:18:08 GMT

In article <20JAN199312284340@xenon.arc.nasa.gov>,
holst@xenon.arc.nasa.gov (Laura Holst) writes:
> Since we have to miss GH today because of that Moron Clinton
> (like, who gives a flying f***???)

  After reading your comments Laura, I don't think you should
  be calling anyone a moron. Though it does sound like you're
  immeasurably, and personally, familiar with what it takes to
  be a moron.

  There are people in this country who have an interest in the
  president of the United States and his inauguration even
  though they are devoted fans of GH (which has been hard to
  be the past year).
> 
> "THE PARENT TEST
> 
> Antonio Sabato Jr. (JAGGER) confesses he's still a bit
> naive when it comes to the dating scene.  When in doubt,
> he relies on the expert judgement of his mom and dad.
> 'From now on when I think I've found the right girl,'
> he tells us, 'I'm going to introduce her to my parents
> and leave her with them for the weekend.  If they still
> get along with each other after that, then I'll know she's
> the girl for me."
> 
> WHAT A PIG.  MORE LIKE A SOW.  CUTE DON'T CUT IT, BUDDY.

    I agree that any self-respecting woman would tell him to
    stick his weekend with his parents you know where, but why
    are you screaming?

    Laura, are you having a bad day or something?

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From: giordano@andromeda.rutgers.edu (E. Giordano)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: sick of Dixie's Whining(sp)
Date: 27 Jan 93 23:42:02 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Furthermore--why do they dress her like an old lady, instead
of an attractive young women, she looks like a little old
lady with dark red lipstick and her clothes and jewelry is
VERY unflattering.  I think they want us to see her
at the "end of her rope" voila Tad steps in, but
I wish she would recah the end once and for all, they are milking
this till next week and the Feb sweeps.
From: san7675@zeus.tamu.edu (STEPH)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: ATWT:  TAN and stuff
Date: 24 Jan 1993 02:00 CST
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Distribution: na
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News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

kriesel@mari.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (Julie R Kriesel) writes...

>Is it just me, or is ATWT going through a bit of a slow period
>lately?  I think that they need to get rid of most of the current
>storylines and start over, with the exception of Royce/Neal and
>Rosanna/Hutch/whatever...Maybe February sweeps will improve things.

Argh yes...  I am so sick of ALL the storylines!!  If Hold'em sullies his
flesh with Joolee I think I may lose whatever meal I'd just eaten... he needs
a woman, I think - then maybe he'll stop fantasizing.

LoserLila doesn't understand the meaning of the word compromise... it means 
that BOTH parties give something up... She wants Oilman to give up the entire
project, and leave the Navajo with everything they wanted... that's not 
compromise, that's giving up.  

I wish they'd advance the Neal/Scott/Royce/Emily storyline... It's getting a
bit stagnant.  

I SAW HAL!  WOOOOP WOOOP WOOOP!  (It's a HalAlarm!)

Martha Byrne should come back.  I miss her.
Has she done any work since that stint on Doogie Houser as the bulimic model?

>My real reason for posting...I just got some EXCELLENT news that
>I had to share with the rest of you.  I got my acceptance letter
>from grad school today!!  American International in Springfield,
>MA.  I'm going for my masters in Secondary Ed so that I can teach
>history...I'm pretty excited.  :-)  :-)  :-)  {And if there are
>more east coast gatherings next year, maybe I'll get to go!!}

Congrats!  I'm impressed!

Dragonet
(Back from break and better than ever.  See y'all on the ward.)
From: linda@unix.SRI.COM (Linda J. Szkoropad)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: SB: Old Cain/Cruz storylines: help me remember them!
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:21:30 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: SRI International, Menlo Park, California

In article <1993Jan22.201806.29374@cbfsb.cb.att.com> sager@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (mike.r.sager) writes:
>In article <1jpaqfINNevs@coral.bucknell.edu>, norbeck@pleiades.cs.bucknell.edu (Naughty Nukes NY in her 1999 Nissan) writes:
>> 
>He nursed her back to health and became obsessed with her.  Actually, she
>wasn't completely back to normal as she was partially paralyzed for awhile
>(she couldn't walk).  So, she was basically at the mercy of Cain.  He kept
>promising to return her to SB but really had no intention of doing so.
>Eventually, she was rescued and returned to SB but I don't remember details
>here.  This wasn't the end of it, though.  Cain showed up in SB with the
>intention of killing Cruz.  Obviously, he never accomplished his mission,
>but again I'm lacking in details.  For some reason Cain decided to remain
>in SB and make a go of it.  He even became friends with Cruz and Eden and
>was paired with Andrea.  



Cruz went back to the scene of the crash and "felt a vibe" that Eden
was still alive...then he found some clothing...
I can still see him in his pendleton shirt and jeans
by the lake...little did he know that Eden was on the other side of
the lake getting some sun and thinking of Cruz.
Cruz found the cabin and started nosing around, and Cain 
did his mountain man imitation and tried to kidnap him too--I think
Eden was able to free Cruz and they escaped (but its hazy now)...but
Cain had this box of memories of Ming Li that Eden wasn't supposed
to touch.

Now...I have vivid memories of Eden coming back to SB in a
wheelchair.  There was a beach party and she REALLY wanted to get up
and dance so badly that she had a dream of her and Cruz
slow-dancing.  Then some woman from SB (I think Tori?) asked Cruz to
dance and Eden looked like she was going to cry!  Can anybody
remember this!

Linda Szkoropad
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Subject: Re: DOOL: Can it get any worse?
From: Nelson Broat <NMBCU@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Tuesday, 26 Jan 1993 12:20:36 EST
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

In article <51658@shamash.cdc.com>, doreen@svl.cdc.com (Doreen Kasson) says:
>EFS6ET1@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU writes:
>>Every time I swear that the show cannot get any worse, it does.
>I hear ya!
>
>>And, (no I'm not done yet) they KILLED the cat???????  What did they
>>think Zeus would do, testify?
>ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!! Animal Cruelty!!!!  Geez, couldn't they have thought
>of something better, like maybe give Zeus away to someone else?  That
>is sooooooo stupid.

Agreed! 300 percent! The people who run this show are god damn morons!

Please excuse my anger, but this nonsense of killing a cat for fear it
might run down to the police station, barge into Roman's office and let
itself out of a bag is proposterous!

Limpydick: "Yvonne! Yvonne!"
Yvonne:    "Yes sir."
Limpydick: "We'll have to do something about Zeus, she's giving too much
            away!"
Yvonne:    "But sir..."
Limpydick: "Don't argue with me Yvonne! Look at the way she keeps hanging
            around that damn statue!"
Yvonne:    "I see what you mean, but wouldn't it be easier to get rid
            the statue?"
Auntie Livid: "WHAT!? Get rid of a priceless Alamian antique? Are you out of
               mind! Don't you know how much thats worth on the open market?"
Yvonne:    "But Madom..."
Auntie Livid: "Don't argue with me, I'm not in the ... *ah-choo* ... mood"
Limpydick: "Much as I'd love to keep Zeus around simply because she make
            Vivian's eyes water, I want you to posion its food."
Yvonne:    "But won't that draw attention?"
Limpydick: "Is it my fault that the Writers Reject Club of America
             keep giving me this dreck to utter?"
Yvonne:    "I suppose you're right sir."
Yvonne:    "Sir? ..."
Limpydick: "Yes Yvonne?"
Yvonne:    "Shall I make it look like an accident? Or shall I put a suicide
            note next to the cat?"

Viewers:  "UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


                                               Creative Writing 101 this ain't
                                                             -N-
                                                             All

P.S. - Please keep in mind I haven't seen any of last weeks shows yet, so
       any commonalities between the shows dialog, and any of the above
       silliness, is purely coincidental.
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Subject: Re: KL: 1/21 show comments
From: kim@agx.usu.edu (Kim Barnard)
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 16:37:03 GMT
Organization: Utah State University (USU)

In article <1993Jan26.204153.15738@cbfsb.cb.att.com> mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak) writes:
>Subject: Re: KL: 1/21 show comments
>From: mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak)
>Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 20:41:53 GMT


>Sounds pretty good.   And didn't you say that you don't like Tom Ryan?
>Wow, my kind of woman!  Where have you been all my life, Kim?   And with
>such a sweet name to boot!  :-)

>Tim
>-- 
>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>|  What is it up in the air for?                :   Timothy Mizerak        |
>|  It's going to fall if it's there for long.   :   tm@mhnmc.att.com       |
>|  It's over, it's over me.             R.E.M.  :                          |

Hiding in lurkerhood and the fog that has enveloped the valley I live in for 
the last week!  While I think Joseph Gian is handsome I have never been able 
to stand the character of Tom.  Too arrogant or something.  So, I guess I'm 
on your side on this one!

Kim
From: crl0195@hertz.njit.edu (Curt R Lindmark)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: Billie and the 100G's
Date: 24 Jan 93 19:47:20 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

Hi, netters!  Let me start of with what I know (that pertains to the
subject, of course), and then ask my question:

1) Billie hids 100G's in a barn (real smooth)
2) Jack, in a drunken solioquy, bangs a pitchfork against a support beam
   and the money comes tumbling down
3) Billie goes back to the barn and boom...all the money is missing..
   (minus the 2500 she used to bail Tim out)
My question is: who gave her the money in the first place, and why?

Hoping for a clue....

My intriguing lyric for the time being:
"I broke another promise, and I broke another heart
 But I ain't too young to realize that I ain't too old to try
 Try to get back to the start"

O========|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<|========0
 Curt R Lindmark      crl0195@hertz.njit.edu         Defender from ages past
"Curt, you must be the most arrogant and obnoxious man I know.  I love it."
				-Vivian Dias
"Don't ever quote me on this, but you're charming, intelligent and 
 very, very funny."
                                -Vivian Dias
Disclaimer: NJIT is responsible for nothing I don't say which isn't mine.
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From: Joanna L. Castillo <pefv702@utpe.pe.utexas.edu>
Subject: DOOL: TAN: Message from Quince
X-Xxdate: Fri, 22 Jan 93 21:47:12 GMT
Organization: UT Petroleum Engineering Dept.
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d17
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 20:47:41 GMT

Hey, folks -

I just got mail from the Quince-ish one and she said:

- - - - begin included text

JoJo,
 
Could I ask you to post a quick message for me please.  I'm having a few
problems with my posting file.  It's time to rename, sort, and clean it
up.  Of course, this had to happen the first week of classes when I'm
totally bombarded.  It will take a few days to get it in working condition
again.  I will be lurking but, not posting until next week sometime.
 
Could you please inform the brothers, sisters, and lurkers.  Mucho thanks.
 
Quince
 
 **************Don't start posting unless you have plenty of time************
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Okay, I guess that means you can all call off the search parties
and consider yourselves properly informed.  :)

Joanna.

--
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| gradually begin to seem mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not |
| at all like the staring defects in other people's characters." -- so said |
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Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: mcmahon@nd.edu (Sheila M. McMahon)
Subject: Re: ATWT: My Opinion and some Spoilers
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 13:53:29 GMT

In article <mcmahon.276@nd.edu> mcmahon@nd.edu (Sheila M. McMahon) writes:

>And now, some spoilers...

































>This is from Soap opera digest (however it is just from memory)...

>Nevins takes the stand Tuesday January 26 (which we already know)

>Another surprising witness for the defense takes the stand, which makes
>things even more difficult (haven't a clue who this could be)

>Margo finds out the results of her final HIV test Wednesday (I didn't even
>know that she took the test yet. If you read TV Guide, you already know the
>results because it was printed in the edition from Jan 30 - Feb 5.)

>The verdict for Margo's trial against Nevins comes down on Friday 

OOPS!! I forgot to mention the most important spoiler of all, and the one
I actually wanted to tell you in the first place. On Monday, Feb 1, we find
out the truth about Neal and Royce's relationship. According to SOD, it 
promises to be a doosy.

My Opinion: I stand by my original opinion that Neal and Royce are brother 
and sister, and Lucinda is their half sister. If I recall, I was the first
one to post this opinion, so if I'm right, I reserve gloating rights. If I'm
wrong, I'm prepared to take my punishment from the ward punisher  :-)


>Happy Reading,
>Irish

Irish (again)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: steph@ivy.Princeton.EDU (Stephanie Eggers)
Subject: AMC: A,bnD,w/SOM: Erica
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University, Electrical Engineering Dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 21:58:51 GMT

From: zaccaria@mtl.mit.edu (Carolyn Zaccaria)
Organization: MIT Microsystems Technology Laboratories

>Amy, just to clarify, Dave AND Steven Andrews were one and the same (Nicholas
>Coster); Dave was the name he told Erica and Steven Andrews, I believe was
>his real name.

>I only started watching AMC at the time Kent Bogard was on (he is my 
>key to remembering when I began watching); I only remember one but
>I have always posted that I thought he was by far, a handsome devil :)

>Well, speaking of Erica's loves, the "greatest" had a supporting role
>in a movie that was on Sun. and Mon. nite with Cybil Shepard "Telling
>Secrets". His name is Nicholas Surovy and he was the (first?) Mike Roy.

>CAZ

I saw this movie, who did Nicholas Surovy play in the movie?

Stephanie Eggers
steph@ivy.princeton.edu

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From: roxy@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (r.prisco)
Subject: Re: ATWT:  Operation Whirley World-East Coast Division
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 19:36:28 GMT

In article <9301222009.AA20528@valideast.Cadence.COM>, peskin@Cadence.COM (Marjorie Peskin) writes:
> Hey all you dudes and dudettes on the east coast!

Hey!!!! What about the west coast and the no-coast????

> The Operation Whirley World ECD picnic will be officially held someplace
> in Boston on Memorial Day weekend, if that date is ok with most of you.

For Christmas, the BroncoMan gave me a card which I can trade in anytime I
like for a round trip ticket to NJ .... (guess I should consider myself lucky
it wasn't for a ticket one-way!).  I might need to cash that in earlier, but
if not, I'll be at this bash!!!!!  Count me as an 'undecided' and I'll keep
you 'posted'!

> Many people have shown great interest, especially since they have learned
> who our special guest might be.  
> 

WHO????????  I missed something!

> I have had one volunteer, Ex-Checker at BU, who is planning to help me with
> this event, but I am looking for others.  This Mum is very busy at home,
> and has little time to do all the fancy stuff.
> 
No fancy stuff needed .... just lots of lime jello and gin & tonics!

> I was thinking of having this event catered by a local restaurant, at the
> cost of about $7.00 per person.  Would that be OK with you all?
> 

Sounds reasonable!!!  Catering is probably the best idea.  'Course, we can
send out for pizza too!

> Things I am hoping we can do:
> 
> Watch at least one or two episodes together so we can hoot and howl en mass.
> Play 'Pin the Weenie on Easy'.
> Go thru the yearbook and gossip about all you who aren't present!
> Take lots of photos for next year's yearbook.
> Play softball with two teams called "native Americans" vs 'Strickco' and
> 	see who wins!
> Build our own waterfront tower complete with Girlwide Tower project made of 
> 	Legos
> Eat and drink ourselves silly (like it would take food and drink to accomplish
> 	this!
> 

Sounds great .... especially the gossip part (course, I'll regret having said
this if I can't make it out there ...)

> Anyhow, please let me know if you plan to attend, and if this weekend will be
> ok with you.  Also, I need to know if you need housing or plan to stay
> in a hotel.  There are several pretty cheap hotels very nearby, plus
> the fancy ones in Boston.
> 
> Hoping to hear from you SOON.
> 
> Mum-2
> mrp@world.std.com (home)
> peskin@cadence.com (work)

Sounds great Mum!  I'm hoping to be there ....

RiBabe
att!ncsc5!druks!ritap
From: vickie@carina.unm.edu (Victoria Hamilton)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL -- Misc
Date: 26 Jan 93 16:02:35 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
NNTP-Posting-Host: carina.unm.edu


First, to those who requested the Drake GIF, I had trouble uploading it.
I am sending the disk via snail mail to JoJo.  We'll let you know when you
can ftp from her site.

Secondly, is anybody getting as sick and friggin' tired of this Nikki
parentage garbage as I am.  It seems like it has gone on FOREVER.  Bleah.

And thirdly, sigh, oh my.  WOW!!  Drake and Deidre are hot.  Thanks, but
I'll take the 30 seconds of them we got yesterday over any pool-table
boinking, rock the boat garbage from the Camel and her prop any day.  That,
folks is chemistry.  You remember chemistry.  Although I'd understand if
you didn't remember since we haven't actually seen any (well, except for
a few short weeks) since Steve and Kayla.

Razzie, I do understand your problems with this triangle.  It should have
happened a year and a half ago.  But since I never for one second believed
that Drake loved Icky, I can get past that.  I was slightly irate when
Rebecca mentioned Drake's string of women.  I'm much more inclined to
believe that he loved Diana than that lump of a chameleon head.  AND if
they say one more time that Marlena loved Drake because she thought he
was Roman I am going to scream.  That is NOT how it happened.  She loved him
when she thought he was Stefano.  Personally, I think he is more the love
of her life than Wayne.  AND this latest radar between the two of them
was a regular thing in the old days not something new to their current 
incarnation.  

Anyway, I'll follow this storyline anywhere.  It's the best thing on the
show right now and far better than anything we've been offered in years.

Finally, where the heck is Spud??!!

Vickie
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From: pfritsch@skid.ps.uci.edu (Paul Fritschle)
Subject: GH: Ooops....
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Organization: Miskatonic University Department of Computer Science
Distribution: na
Date: 26 Jan 93 19:21:35 GMT

I've been informed by several parties that you can have a melanoma of
the brain. Sorry.

--

Paul Fritschle                                         pfritsch@skid.PS.UCI.EDU
                 Have you hugged YOUR shoggoth today?
From: susan@guardian.WPI.EDU (susan)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: OLTL
Date: 26 Jan 93 14:43:13 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: guardian.wpi.edu

In article <ax9YrA5DBh107h@pete.uucp> patricia%pete%nicmad%astroatc.uucp@spool.cs.wisc.edu writes:
>
>I tired of Lunatic agonizing over whether to sleep with Maxipad,
>and Maxipad's insistance that she do it before Valentine's Day.

  i sick of this too....  what's with luna?  she see's max
  still giving blair goo-goo eyes, but she won't sleep
  with him...   i know this sounds bad, be geez - i'm just
  being realistic... plus he has done some really cute stuff,
  like decorating the house for a "early" valentines day -
  how can she resist?

>I am tired of C-ain't telling the truth and Tiny Toons' on again
>off again love affair.

  This i like - the whole scene where he told the truth
  on the stand was so sweet...... tina gave him such
  a loving look....

  i'm dreading cord's return.... the guy is a really
  bad actor, anyone remember when he got electrocuted?
  What a scream!! I called one of my OLTL friends and
  we were in hystrics on the phone about it....

>I'm vey tired of Kretin dangling Duke in front of Leakin Brain.
 
  jason and lee-ann screwing up all the time, then
  whinning about it is getting pretty old too..

>Bring back Marco Dane and Can't remember her first name Lewis.

  ex-marco is on GH now...  i liked him and edwina too...
  and jenny and brad - brad was always good character..  i
  miss herb too!!  i can't wait until the "old" dorian
  comes back...

>Give Suede something to do besides tend bar.  What ever happen to 
>his passion for song writing.  Looks like the writers dropped the

  now him i wish they would dump... they guy has no
  personality...

I don't like the sloan/vicki/clint/lady reporter at the banner
story either...  i think it's time to put vicki/clint, et al on
the back burner for a while.

the carlo-mortimer/renee story looks pretty good though.

sue

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