HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: The wages of advertising are death
Summary: from Collier's magazine, 7 June 1952
Organization: plodding along
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 17:24:52 GMT


          CAN AMERICA
                ESCAPE SOCIALISM?

  Some nations couldn't.  And there are people in this
country who are tryng to push America down the same
road.
  They don't speak out for socialism openly -- they
know most Americans don't want it.  Instead, they
give persuasive reasons for the _steps_that_lead_to_
_socialism_.
  There's one clue that will help you recognize this
hidden socialism.  It's the old line:  "_Let_the_
_Federal_government_do_it_--_or_run_it_--_or_take_it_
_over_--_or_own_and_operate_it_."  When you hear that,
look out.
  For the more things the federal government runs, the
closer we are to siclaism -- whether we want it or not --
and the fewer rights and freedoms we have left for
ourselves.
 _America_can_escape_socialism_-- here's how you can
help:  Recognize the steps that lead to it. Help your
friends and neighbors see the danger.  And use your
ballot wisely.
                 *       *      *
WHERE DOES SOCIALISM START?  One of socialism's first
aims is to have the federal government take over
electricity, and thus get the whip hand over every
business, farm and family.  In America, socialized
electricity has spread steadily -- and the pressure is
on for much more.  That's why America's business-
managed, tax-paying ELECTRIC LIGHT AND POWER COMPANIES*
publish this warning to all Americans.
             *Names on request from this magazine.

  Electric power is the key to      ahead to have enough elec-
U.S. production strength.  We       tricity ready on time to meet
need more and more of it to         foreseeable demands.
produce more steel, aluminum,         They'll have it ready..._if_
and other materials, and to         their suppliers can get the
make them into more planes,         steel and other materials they
ships, tanks and guns!              need to finish the new power
  America's electric light and      plants, new lines and equip-
power companies have planned        ment they've already started.

o  "MEET CORLISS ARCHER" -- Sundays -- ABC -- 9:15 P.M., Eastern Time.


AjD
wanted: one good copy of "Atomic Cafe"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: short, shameful confession
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 15:24:26 GMT

I have been lurking.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: HOOTERS (not hooters)
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 22:50:55 GMT

annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:

[so much deleted]

If you're really 'feeling' inadequate Annie then get some implants for your
HooTERS!!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Mother Says There's No Room
Date: 1 Sep 1992 04:31:40 GMT
Organization: Rice University

Joseph led the ass down the dusty road and into town.  He was hot and thirsty,
and badly wanted to rest, but the sun was going down, and he had to find
shelter for himself, his wife, and the unborn child.  

"Bethlehem!" he cried, as they entered the streets.  "Such a bustling town!
A fine place to give birth to a son, Mary!  Even the son of a God!"  Mary
smiled down at Joseph and felt the child kick in her belly.  It would soon
be time.  Very soon.

Joseph walked the mount down the stone-paved street, marvelling at the many
sights, sounds, and smells of the town.  Bethlehem was really only a small
village, but compared to the places Joseph had been, it was the cradle of
civilization.  Joseph, gawking, bumped into a stranger.

"My good man!" cried Joseph.  "My wife and I seek shelter for the night.
Do you know of an inn or hostel that might put us up for the evening?"
The local looked the two over.  "Don't you know anything?  You must truly
be a bumpkin from out of town.  It was predicted that the Messiah would be
born here, and the hotels are packed.  There just aren't any rooms."

Joseph and Mary looked at each other, then at their shoes.  They had little
money, and less food; their situation was desperate.  The stranger saw this,
and took pity upon them.

"Look," he said kindly, "I may know of a place you could stay.  I wouldn't
wish it on my worst enemy, mind you, but it is a hotel, and from the look
of your woman's belly, you probably need a rest pretty badly."  He gave 
directions.  Joseph thanked him, and walked the ass back out of town.

The sun began to set, and Mary grew weary.  They walked on in near-darkness,
and began to despair of ever finding the out-of-the-way inn that the local
man had described.  Just as Joseph was beginning to debate the merits of
cammping under a tree, they stumbled across the sign.  Joseph threw his
hat up into the air and jumped for joy.

"See, Mary?  The Lord God has saved his faithful once again!  Here is our
inn, and here is where you shall give yield to the Son of God!

"And what more fitting name for an Emperor's birthplace than...

"The Bates Motel!!!"
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Wash That Bohemian
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 17:30:49 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.102502.14015@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>|> >>|> >>Angst you glad you use Dali?
>|> >>|> >Klee, Seurat, Seurat.
>|> >>|> You've got nothing, Toulouse.
>|> >>Donatella me. I don't want to know.
>|> >With puns like this, you could make Monet as a stand-up.
>|> You should see my Van Gogh when you step on Degas.
>Lunch time...mmm...the Rubens look good today.

I'll take a breast and you can have a leg.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: YES! Now you too can get in on the act.
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 12:26:39 GMT

In <6077@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Now let me illustrate the type of letter you might want to send.

>Dear Sir,

>I saw LT White in <name of gay bar> in San Francisco. He was drunk and
>offering <list stolen government property> to some enlisted male marines
>in return for anal sex.

OK, that's much more helpful, but I for one am still stuck; aside from really
obvious things like typewriters and F-15s, I'm not sure what kinds of stolen
property would really cheese off the Navy.  Could you possibly steal some stuff
and drive it out here so I could like write down some serial numbers to add
realism to the letter?  Thanks oh so much.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27350 alt.flame:12326 talk.philosophy.misc:1661
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: Choose a present!
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 02:32:26 EDT
Organization: to wound the autumnal city
Keywords: why am i bothering?

In article <1992Sep4.040422.28735@epas.toronto.edu> zgilbert@epas.utoronto.ca (Zvi Gilbert) writes:
>
>I hate to be a DelanyGeek, but...
>
>(Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:>
>>"RdC" == Rachel Dafni Christy <rdc@netcom.com> writes:
>>
>>RdC> IN SOC.CULTURE.JAPAN jwd@briones.ced.berkeley.edu (John Wilbrand
>>RdC> Dahlgren) writes:
>>     ^^^^^^^^
>>to wound the autumnal city. And I thought it was purely science
>>fiction.  I have come to
>
>Sigh.
>
>The book is DHALGREN.  The "h" is before the "a".
>
>Why does everybody in the goddamn world make this mistake?

... because in six months prices have risen outlandishly; how coffee tastes
after you've held it in your mouth, cold, a whole minute.

For those of you who were wondering, _Dhalgren_ is one of the reasons I got
a tattoo featuring a scorpion.  For those of you who weren't, I got it
because my older brother was in the Scorpions, and I got it to remember
him by when he died in a plane crash.  

ljd
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Not A Basis For a DickSizeWar
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 13:00:38 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

] In article <1992Aug23.001700.13778@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
] >In article <BszHFx.MJ@news.larc.nasa.gov> fuhrmann@avd20.larc.nasa.gov (Henri D. Fuhrmann) writes:
] >>Hhmm ?
] >
] >Yeah. Do you, or do you just draw a paycheck on my tax dollars?
] 
] I should point out that the folks at Langley draw damn small paychecks on
] your tax dollars.
] --scott


How small a parasite on the TaxPayers is Not a
Legitimate Basis for a DickSizeWar.

Just Because Gary is emotionally Traumatized to find out
that NOT ALL of Langley is a Wholely Owned Subsidiary of
the CIA/KGB OneWorldMerger Inc. Is no reason to pick on him.


ciao
drieux


ps: one Might wonder what sorts of Tax Dodges Gary
is trying to Avoid, and in what manner he has tyrannically
taken up more than his fair share of federal resources.....


-- 
If I have Told You Once, I've Told You a Thousand Times:
To Keep Good Girls From Going Badm
Put them back in the Refrigerator.
This Also Works for Stale NFS Handles.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New sport invented in Madison
Date: 4 Sep 92 16:48:55 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:

>heh. considering the berkeley/madison similarities, i think the guy should
>get real nervous if he notices the traffic's blocked off one night.

heh. considering the berkeley/madison similarities, i think the guy
should stay away from the chancellor's residence.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Subject: short recent affection
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:56:27 GMT


Her name is Greek for "entangler of men."

Two of her last three pets have committed 
suicide.

She drew my living room.

She pronounces "lithe" with a short "i".
deliberately

She manages an alternative radio station.

I gave her a tire gage and she thanked me. 


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.japan
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Dolph Lundren
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 21:27:11 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
Keywords: gooley dream analysis

Because of his name, are Japanese fishermen constantly
trying to throw fishing nets over Dolph Lundgren?


Rachel,
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: John Heim - sufferer of t.b. envy
Summary: Is this the best someone from Wisconsin can do?
Keywords: Just what is your problem?
Date: 26 Aug 92 15:02:46 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

In article <1992Aug25.030313.10646@uwm.edu>, grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
> In article <1992Aug24.164159.4767@clipper.ingr.com> kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:
  Guessing your childhood
  was spent blissfully milking
  barnyard animals

Mark "the Lip" Lippert response:
> California has more cows than Wisconsin, buddy boy.  Moo to you.*
> Guessing your childhood
> was spent blissfully sodomizing
> barnyard animals
> *Louise Johnson, Copyright 1992 (or was it 1991?)
> Mark "Opera, dammit, opera" Lippert 

   Mark,
       Is this the best you can do? However, mentioning sodomizing
   and the Wisconsin opera in the same post shows to me your udder
   lack of social grace, not to mention a sort of cheesy undertone
   to your whole post. Haiku to you (see below).

             
                  Mother told you never
                  to play with wet cow patties
                  now you reek like shit.
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: hyping up rp's job title.
Date: 28 Aug 92 06:54:46 GMT
Organization: sulphur & oxygen

rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

] drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
] 
] >how about:
] 
] >SickoWarMongerPigDogLackyOfTheMilitaryIndustrialComplexLordGodDominatorOfTheDigitallyExpressedInFormationallyEnhancedSituationallyExacerbatedDataAcquisitionAndMangulationExpertOfRevisionistIdeologicalDeviationalismAndMorallyQuestionableAssociationOfNonRelateableThingsUnderstoodOnlybyTheDivinelyAnnotedOneTrueBelieverOfTheThreeFistedTalesOfTheOneTrueReligionAsToldByTheSameBlindPeopleWhoLeadTheDeafToSmellSmallFartsGeneratedBySexCrazedWeaslesPostingToUseNetForLackOfTheSeriouslyMeaningFulLifeThatOnlyReal
] 
] 
] n>
] 
] 
] 
] 
] >ManlyMaleMachoMasculineMenWithBigHugeThrobbingAndTumultuousNetworkingExperienceThatOneWavesAboutLikeTheMostExcellentEnhancedElegantEnlongationOfPowerFulPietySystemSpecialist. 
] 
] I like it.



yeah, me too.

always approve of titles where you can no longer
see the desk
for the deskplate

BoB
teCh
where'd he go, anyway?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles
From: jjj@marvin.anu.edu.au (Joni Johnson)
Subject: Re: Useful Advice For the Love Lorned
Organization: Mt. Stromlo and Siding Spring Observatories
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 01:43:30 GMT

In article <Btn9IA.BBu@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>] 
>>] You have obviously not tried picking women up in the all-night laundromat.
>
>
>>MISS DRIEUX SAYS:
>>
>>but Scott, you're suppose to take them for a Spin.
>
>Yes, but how do I avoid being taken to the cleaners?
>--scott

You just have to tumble her instead.

    Joni


-- 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
                  jjj@merlin.anu.edu.au
    Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
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From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Greetings from College Park, MD
Date: 26 Aug 92 23:16:54 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.food.veg,misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Yong-Mi Kim writes:

>something called the "Jagermeister Party Kit 750ml" for $15.99.
>I'm kind of curious as to what this is, but I am rather afraid to
>find out.

It has something to do with something called "colonic cleansing."
This is a hot topic over in rec.food.veg and I'm sure if you inquired
there that they could fill you in on it.
From: EE117@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Name the band who did this song:
Date: 3 Sep 92 12:57:45 GMT
Organization: University of Liverpool

>>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

>>>>OH YEAH?? Name *THIS* song...
>>>>
>>>>HUUUUUGGHHHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY! Phphphph phphphphp phphphph

The Psychadelic Yawns perhaps ... still nothing in such great Eurovision
classics as "Boom Bang a Bang" and "La,La,La" (an outright winner !)

>na na na nananana nananana Hey Lude
na na na naa, na na naa - Banaanaaarama
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 21:23:04 GMT

I watched ST:TNG "Conspiracy" last night. It was the
one where alien crawdads take over the bodies of the
upper echelon of Federation officials. And some Lt.
on Earth has the mother creature in him. When Picard
and Riker shoot him, it ends up looking like _Alien_.

It ended at 7:00 local time. I went to bed at 9:30.
I couldn't get to sleep until 12:00 because I was
scared that I was going to have nightmares.

-- 
----\
-jja
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Edinburgh Festival T-shirt slogan
Date: 4 Sep 92 13:08:11 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us





YES, I DO KNOW WHERE PRINCES
STREET, EDINBURGH CASTLE AND THE
CUTE LI'L STATUE OF THE
PUPPY-DOG ARE. 

NOW FUCK OFF [TM]. 


-- Ken "#15.99 each" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: Wow, this is great
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 19:01:40 GMT


grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Boring Squeegee) writes:

	<zzzzzzzzzz>

what really cracks me up about lippert is he always has to get in the 
last word, inevitably along the path of least originality.

*kcnolp*

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.butt.harp
From: larryw@lclark.edu (Larry Westdahl)
Subject: Re:    RICHH: TELL ME SOMETHING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU
Organization: Lewis & Clark College, Portland OR
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 00:52:30 GMT


(yawn)

-- 
  Laker fan, Blazerhater.| the universal languag

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: one small step
Summary: I read this in a dream last night. There, it was credited to Benford.
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 14:07:06 GMT

The moment was etched forever on Morrison's memory -- the glare off of
Steiner's goggles, Woods' back as she made final adjustments at the
console. They had no idea how far back he'd travel -- it would be the
first thing he'd have to figure out.

Woods donned her goggles and turned to face him. She smiled and
Steiner gave a thumbs up. He could see the countdown had begun.

... 3... 2... 1... and he left.

Woods smiled and Steiner gave a thumbs up. And he left.

And he left, and he left, and he left, he left, he left, he left,
left, left, left...

-- 
 "A falling dream is a wonderful dream, one of the best dreams one can have.
                           Where did you fall to, and what did you discover?"
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: Prediction
Organization: The NorWEB Federation
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 21:44:08 GMT

waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik) wrote:
> By the way, I must come out of the closet.


	You might want to try alt.wanted.moslem.gay.



--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"America, I have your babies!"
                                                                     --Ren Hoek

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: GERMAN CLASS
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 01:55:35 GMT

In <92239.200913U37533@uicvm.uic.edu> U37533@uicvm.uic.edu (Irene Marquez) writes:
>In article <BtJIM9.EnK@news.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov
>(Scott Dorsey) says:
>>Could someone explain to me please why anyone would want to shave their
>>legs and armpits?  It seems like a lot of work for a rather unpleasant
>>and stubbly final result.
>    Sure thing Scott, I can tell you why *I* do it.
>    I simply like the silky smooth finish of my freshly shaven legs.  I do it
>    everyday  when i'm in the shower.  It takes no time whatsoever then and
>    always end up silky smooth. After all, who doesn't like baby smooth skin?
>    As for my armpits, it just feels cleaner to me.

>    People shouldn't be so shocked to know that others don't shave their
>    armpits or legs.  The reverse should also be true, scott.
>    Irene

CUT IT OUT, ROGER.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: RE: You can't use...
Date: 26 Aug 92 15:55:28 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

>gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:
>* FOR SALE: tin of boot polish, part
>used. Willing to exchange for 1964
> Rolls Royce in Maroon or Royal Blue.
>Must have M.O.T. Write: Ron Hopeful,
>The Cut, Bishop's Stortford.

ATTRIBUTION!!

BENth
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Another flame from greg
Date: 3 Sep 92 04:23:45 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <1992Sep2.154417.569@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>
>Gregory Nowak:
>
>>   A tip from someone who's had some experience at it:
>>
>>   If you want to fuck with Marky, you have to be able to GET IT UP first.
>>
>>
>>   Go practice in the broom closet until you can.
>
>another thing that cracks me up about lippert: people who feel
>the need to defend him 'cause he obviously needs the help.
>
>I've heard you were really good at the flaming thing, greg.  I must
>say I am dissapointed....


He wasn't flaming you, he was just making a gentle observation.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: durway@rtp.dg.com (Yer Mammy)
Subject: Re: Descent
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 18:21:33 GMT
Organization: Employer, Inc.

In article <9208222344.AA08163@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU>, waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU (The Automatic Waldby) writes:
> 
> [grrbl weebl driiible mfrfrl slurkl bargl etc.]
> 
> Mother never warned me about this.  Should I not take nourishment 
> from the proffered teat?   Yes, I think I should...

So you suck.  Big damn deal.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: <None>
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:34:17 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <p9429lk@fido.asd.sgi.com>, cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
> 
> Hey, Carasso!  You're not racist or anything, right?  You just
> give Arabs and Moslems a hard time because you're doing satire,
> right?  I mean, just because you're Jewish and make noises about
                                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> moving to Israel is no reason for us to think you actually hate
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Palestinians or anything.

Well I, for one, am still waiting in a frenzy of anticipation for
him to move over there.  I used to have an Israeli girlfriend and
I can vouch that it is not particularly easy living in Israel.
I think that living over there is just the kind of enema Carasso
needs.

Just do it, Roger, you know it makes sense ...

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Subject: Re: Favourite posting of the week
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 21:37:15 GMT

In article <1992Aug30.153801.8587@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
*>   The Force is irrevelant, Jedi will be assimilated. 
*>                                           - Borg to Luke Skywalker
*    
*cool .sig -- do you have a full set of action figures AND the darth vader
*carrying case?  paint is probably peeling off 'em from too much fondling.

Uh...I do.  Really.  Somewhere around here...I never throw anything away.
In fact, I also have a copy of the school newspaper with the picture I
drew on the cover in second grade.

Oh shit.  I just remembered I owe Roger that copy of "Dynomite" with Shaun
Cassidy on the cover.


Mark "I only fondle R2-D2" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: pez
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 00:27:43 GMT

mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:

>] <LXS117@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>] 
>] >pez pez pez pez pez
>] >pez pez pez pez pez
>] >pez pez pez pez pez
>] >pez pez pez pez pez
>] 
>] Pez Off.
>] 
>
>'m full.

Don't be a pezant, it, not plezant.

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