HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Humming......
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:49:43 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}}}JT hum UH...OH too bloody deep, we had better hold hands and hum
}}}harmoniously!
}}Jester hum okay..lets change the aka to hum.......
}Phil hum, methinks that's dum...let's change the hum to a mum, me mum into a 
}mum, the mum to some cum, the cum into a drum, the drum to a crumb, and 
}the crumb into a 67 foot tall fire-breathing parrot that yells "kill, 
}Kill, KILL" at the sight of any father-rapers....
}Phil aka does that make me mum a father-raper?
fool squig yes.....i think..let me check my references....
	french-kissing at night...yes..
	raping poodles...yes
	vacations in swaziland....yes
	yep he's a father raper


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From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: brian
Date: 11 Sep 92 00:40:48 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) throws spam at the wall:

>In article <1992Sep10.005014.19397@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au 
>(David Bromage) writes:


>	NOTHING!!!!
>	NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!

>-----G
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom))
Subject: Re: Holy Gail script
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 02:57:28 GMT

Yet again, Auto2@ (Orakel) moans:
>Have anyone got the script for Holy Gail?
>
>Morten Eriksen, Norway

Yes.... MOST of us have the script to the Holy Grail.

-- 
Dark Elf                                            gbloom@hebe.calpoly.edu
			         		        drow@rever.nmsu.edu
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					- Jack Handey
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (azeena)
Date: 11 Sep 92 09:23:53 -0600

> }Objection sustained. It smacks too much of people using
> }Unix and C and is just _not allowed_. Anyway, I'm off to 
> }South Africa.
> 
> why south africa?/ i have a nice warm bed saved for you eccles
> dearest right here in west lafayette indiana in the good
> ole u s of a
> 
please don't punish them that severly why not just put them in the spanish  
inquisition it would be more pleasant.

Jen
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 22:02:07 GMT

In article <3379@dozo.and.nl>
jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
 
>
>In article <2H0mqB1w165w@unkaphaed.UUCP> edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:
>|That's it. I am sick of all of this aka license stuff. I refuse to buy
>|one from your monoploy.  So, I am introducing the alternative.
>|INTRODUCING:
>|The 'alias' license!
>|As used in hospitals!
>|Away with the drudgery of household floods!
>|And, its flame-resistant! (at least I hope)
>|Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
>
>Objection your honour! I must strongly protest against any usage at
>all of this `alias' thingy. This silly old lady just suggested here
>that our beautiful `aka', the quintessence of the netiqette, the utmost
>achievements of human civilization, this tasty, crunchy gem, this
>gracefulness of all postings, should be replaced by a senile, smelly,
>lobotomy deserving, braindead `alias'. I feel smeared! Just imagine
>what would happen:
>
>>>>>>>>Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
>>>>>>>Sno!im alias and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
>>>>>>Jester alias is [Ll]isa still around here?
>>>>>Dan alias I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
>>>>Jmesa alias Why can't I spell my name?
>>>Jester alias Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
>>[Ll]isa alias don't ya all like my quiz?
>Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>        dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
Chris aka (That's AKA, not alias) Now alias-repellant sprays and bug-lights
being created in my basement.
From: 0696cs05@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (Delahanty, Jame)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Food
Date: 14 Sep 92 20:23:00 GMT
Organization: University of Houston-Downtown
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41A
X-Lunar-Date: 1 day, 2 hours, 15 minutes since the full moon

In article <01w1qB2w165w@unkaphaed.UUCP>, edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes...
>fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Andy Fulton) writes:
> 
>>   However, in the process of our research here, we have discovered several
>>   MINOR food groups (foor broops).  There are:
>> 
>>     1.  Down-Home-Gritty Chicken "Fingers"
>>     2.  "I Can't Believe It Isn't Pork!"(tm)
>>     3.  Small Cruchy Objects
>>     4.  Yeast Fluid With Fruit-like Flavour
>>     5.  Liquid Substance
>>     6.  Crunchy Juice
>>     7.  Viscous Chuncks
>>     8.  Bizarre French Chemical
>>     9.  Excited Parts
>>     10. Gel-cubes
>>     11. Stuff
>>     12. Spray Roughage
>>     13. Flesh-like Bitz
>>     14. Chip-like Curd
>>     15. William Shatner
>>     16. Solid Paste
>>     17. Pump-o-Spackle
>>     18. Frozen Artificial Goo
>>     19. Food
>>     20. Liquid Bishop-On-The-Landing
>>     21. Ratslegscrawlingupyourassandshit
>>     22. Meaty Gunk
>>     23. Thingy (you know, THINGY)
> 
> 
>What about lobster thermidore, albatross, and the Royal Navy?
>These are necssary for Vitamins M, Q and X sub 41.
>Edwin alias practicing dietician
> 
> 
>--
>edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
>Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
>1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: ADVERTISEMENT
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:12:27 GMT

mia@crosfield.co.uk (mark allison) writes:

>In article <1992Sep3.131844.9472@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> > 
>> >Yes.. indeed.. what a silly idea!  Good golly me!  A condom with a hole 
>> >in it?  A hole?!  Somebody better get a hold of the marketing team for 
>> >these silly rubbers!  Tell them at once!  
>> 
>> Talk about 'Micro-Marketing'!!!
>> 


>But surely all condoms must have a hole in the end or you wouldn't get your
>willy in.

Not necessarily, It could be a...fake condom.  For those who need an
excuse NOT to have sex!


>Mark
>The opinions expressed herein are mine and no other buggers.
JT aka Thats rather shellfish, crabby even. (stolen from FALDOR
	   INGLORION..alian task force..substitution and integration 
	   division)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:44:25 GMT

jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>In <1992Sep10.154735.16343@seq.uncwil.edu> jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:

>>>>>>>>>>>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>>>>>>>>>>>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>>>>>>>>>>*squish* *squish* *squish* Was that a puddle of niggerbaiter or
>>>>>>>>>>do I have to get my feet oiled again?
>>>>>>>>>That depends....what size are your feet?
>>>>>>>>Approx. 1/3 the size of my bum (*oh, what a giveaway!!*) each.
>>>>>>>Can I just butt in at this point and say that this is in fact
>>>>>>>the very first time I've appeared in this newsgroup.
>>>>>>No I'm sorry there isn't time, and besides this is *NOT* a newsgroup.
>>>>>>By the silly kniggits here alone you shoulda figured that out. :)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>>>>>>>>>>>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>>>>>>>>>>James aka Well, then you must not be doing it right!
>>>>>>>>>JT aka will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
>>>>>>>>>        is 'it' to 'this'?
>>>>>>>>James aka 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
>>>>>>>Vance alias Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
>>>>>>>            F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel
>>>>>>Meetch aka Kevin Phillips Bong aka *singing* CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN....
>>>>>Chris aka Streeeeeeeaaaaam every Foooooorrrrrrrd (that doesn't sound quite
>>>>>right....)
>>>>JT aka  Bleach every Rainbow?
>>>Amjes aka Can it be that we are also simple then,
>>>	Or has time rewritten every time,
>>>	If we had a chance to do if all against
>>>	tell me would we, did we?
>>JT aka UH...OH too bloody deep, we had better hold hands and hum
>>	   harmoniously!
>James vmv Everybody, together now!!
>	"Peon the World, Peon the Children,
     Peon the World, Peon Da deee,

>	 Peon the Ones who make a Blighted Day,
     Peon the daaa da dee da dee Day,

>	 So let's start pissin',
	 Da dee deeee pissin,


>	 There's a crap we're taking,
     There's a crap we're taking,

>	 We're sitting in our own feces..."
	 We'dee daaaa de du de deeeee...

JT aka (psst, psst,  anyone have the words?????)
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Date: 13 Sep 92 16:23:21 GMT
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia

jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) misinterprets:

>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) (s)knickers!:

>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blurts:
>>>Auto2@ (Orakel) splunges:

>>>>>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
>>>>>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.
>>>>I'm looking for a way to write to Eric Idle, any ideas!
>>>I heard that *both* of them were in some comedy troupe called
>>>'Monty Snakes Flaming Circus' or something like that ...
>>Hmmm.. I 'eard it was Poncy Jelly-beans Crunchy Frogs.
>No! I saw it on telly! It was Larch-Spam-"Ni!"-Bruce-LemmingOfTheBda-Semprini!

I didn't expect the Semprini...

>>>Anyway, good luck.
>>You'll need it.
>And probably a good lawyer.
No, a terrible lawyer will work wonders.  Especially for the bank balance.
You could sue him for practising something 'ee knows bugger all about.

>>>>Morten Eriksen, Norway
>>>James aka In *my* day we didn't have ALIASES. We had to keep
>>>	changing our names!!
>>Meetch aka Oh well, we never 'ad NAMES.  People used to just point and stare.
>James hum You had fingers to point with? Luxury!! In my day we had to lie
>	on the hot coals with our head nailed to the floor in a position
>	indicating the direction we wanted to point!
Meetch aka We didn't 'ave fingers.. the people wot pointed at us did.  Mind
	you, they didn't 'ave any feet... and we didn't 'ave directions.
From: 00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Date: 15 Sep 92 04:59:10 GMT

>>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
>>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.

> I think 
> 
> Mr. Cleeses.
> Fawlty Towers,
> Dorset

no, no, no, it's TORKEE!  Stupid git...

> ENGLAND
> 
> 
> will do the trick

No it won't!

> 
> 
> export Michael="This is better than an alias cos I perpetrate (?!)
 everywhere" :-)

No it isn't.

Bruce aka spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam...

-- 
.sig?  We don' need no steenkin' .sig!

Bruce Anderson: A tradition of Chaos and Disorder since 1967
spock@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (unix)	00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp (VAX)
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!  BSU disclaims me, and I disclaim them.
"Mr Notlob, there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation won't
   prolong."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: REQUEST for Meaning of Life song
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 10:34:48 GMT

jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>In <sprooney.715572940@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) babbles:
>>NB\ Why the fuk do you have a mac in the first place?
You can't fuck a mac - the disk drives built in.

>>Course you will. I were here b4 any of you. Well, some of you. Well,
>>a couple of you. Anyway, Me 'n' Jos 'n' Jessie 'n' Eccie can say wot
>>we want. So there, you... you... BOTTOM!!!
Can I say SN*GGL*B*NN*?
No?
Please....
oh, poo.

>>IsoMorphism.
>>IsoMn?
>James aka Iso, Fbi, Cia, Nra, Bbc, Pdp, Mia, Pow, Bang!!
Eccles aka <space left for inspiration>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: Appeal for sanity.
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 16:53:57 GMT


sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
> 
>  You know, there are many people in the network today who, through
> no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some
> of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like
> you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help
> these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with
> ping-pong bal eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of
> your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and 
> down in a bowl of treacle going 'Squawk squawk squawk...' And then
> you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhhh!' and then you can roll around on the
> floor going 'pting pting pting'...
> 
> The reverend mNISo Belling. (aka Arthur)
> Vicar of St Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam.

Any suggestions on what to do after all of that?  I only helped <snicker>
about 4 sane people here.........but there are so many more who need our
help.
Please give generously.  And write to your mother.

Thank you...................J. Bakker

___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||           (so much for Pathos!)
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I wanna get stoned
Date: 7 Sep 92 13:10:36 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <6023@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>, bane@cholesky.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) writes:
> Are there any *women* out there?

Mrs. Premise, Mrs. Conclusion, Mrs. Niggerbaiter, Rita Fairbanks and the Batley
Townswomen's Guild, Miss Twolumps,
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Food
Date: 12 Sep 92 23:33:32 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Andy Fulton) writes:

>   It has been known for quite some time that the five (5) major food groups
>   are as follows:
>    1.  Cheese
>    2.  Spam
>    3.  Chocolate
>    4.  Spam
>    5.  Yellow

>  However, in the process of our research here, we have discovered several
>  MINOR food groups (foor broops).  There are:
>    1.  Down-Home-Gritty Chicken "Fingers"
>    2.  "I Can't Believe It Isn't Pork!"(tm)
>    3.  Small Cruchy Objects
>    4.  Yeast Fluid With Fruit-like Flavour
>    5.  Liquid Substance
>    6.  Crunchy Juice
>    7.  Viscous Chuncks
>    8.  Bizarre French Chemical
>    9.  Excited Parts
>    10. Gel-cubes
>    11. Stuff
>    12. Spray Roughage
>    13. Flesh-like Bitz
>    14. Chip-like Curd
>    15. William Shatner
>    16. Solid Paste
>    17. Pump-o-Spackle
>    18. Frozen Artificial Goo
>    19. Food
>    20. Liquid Bishop-On-The-Landing
>    21. Ratslegscrawlingupyourassandshit
>    22. Meaty Gunk
>    23. Thingy (you know, THINGY)

I don't see any mention of 'Lark's Vomit'!!!

Jamesa aka I think it ought to be printed in the subject line in
	big red letters: "WARNING no LARK'S VOMIT!!"
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What do they look like?
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:04:43 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom)) burbles:

>Yet again, tchau@athena.mit.edu (Terry Chau) moans:
>>I'm sorry, all you alt.fan.monty-python readers.  I've been watching Monty Python
YOU'RE sorry? How do you think I feel? I had half a wall wottled and now
THIS??

>>for about half a year, but I don't know which actor is which.  Stone me, why
>>don't you?  I know what John Cleese looks like.  I've heard and seen Schweppe's
>>commercials (S-C-H double-U E double-P E-S.  The E is silent as in "dog"... it's
>>more convincing because it was a radio commercial).  And I've seen John Cleese in
>>"Fish Called Wanda."  And I've even picked him out in the "Holy Grail".  But I'm
>>not sure about the rest of the cast.
>>
>>Whoever answers to this article, please, please, please tell me the cast in Monty
>>Python's Flying Circus.  And good luck describing what they look like.
>>
>>BTW, what is the "cascade", "aka", and "alias" articles all about.  I don't
>>understand them.  Help!  Help!  I'm being repressed!
>>
>>BTW, to the Norweigian MP fan... the Holy Grail script is buried somewhere in one
>>of the old articles in alt.fan.monty-python
>>
>>Whoever put it there, thanks a lot!  Just what I needed.  23 pages, but who's
>>counting?
>>Remember:  It's hard to fondle penguins.
>>I could just see the puzzled look on your face.  It's an MIT saying, not
>>Monty Python.
>>Thanks.
>>:-O  Terry Chau,  son of Uther Pendragon, king of the Britons, defeator of the
>>Saxons...

>And I thought that *I* had lost my marbles...

>Dark Elf aka How many other inapropriate m.p. phrases do you think he could
>have stuck in there?
Same J aka 4! No, 3! No ... um, I don't know..
	[SPROING!]
	AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: bignose
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:47:14 GMT

David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
: 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: CMS Soundblaster: bignose
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 02:44:26 GMT


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Heya guys
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 23:28:55 GMT



>>This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
>>in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
>>i have polled my accts to date....
>>so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts
>ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
>Jester's got his silly real name back! hahahahahaha
>Eccles aka You won't catch me doin' that.
mnSio alias OK. So He's called Chris.

    A T   L E A S T   H E   I S N ' T   B L O N D E ! ! ! !

    (Sorry... I just had to tell yuo all about Eccie.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 05:54:25 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>}>Objection your honour! I must strongly protest against any usage at
>}>all of this `alias' thingy. This silly old lady just suggested here
>}>that our beautiful `aka', the quintessence of the netiqette, the utmost
>}>achievements of human civilization, this tasty, crunchy gem, this
>}>gracefulness of all postings, should be replaced by a senile, smelly,
>}>lobotomy deserving, braindead `alias'. I feel smeared! Just imagine
>}>what would happen:
>}Objection sustained. It smacks too much of people using
>}Unix and C and is just _not allowed_. Anyway, I'm off to 
>}South Africa.

>why south africa?/ i have a nice warm bed saved for you eccles
>dearest right here in west lafayette indiana in the good
>ole u s of a

I've got a perfectly good bed of my own. Why would I want
to come over to yours.... unless Katie goes with it? Please?

>}>>>>>>>>Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
>}>>>>>>>Sno!im alias and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
>}>>>>>>Jester alias is [Ll]isa still around here?
>}>>>>>Dan alias I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
>}>>>>Jmesa alias Why can't I spell my name?
>}>>>Jester alias Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
>}>>[Ll]isa alias don't ya all like my quiz?
>}>Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>}>	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
>}Eccles aka alias I-feel-better rm -r netlog*
>Jester aka how about mail eccles < /etc/hosts ???
Eccles aka I have the awful feeling if I knew more Unix, that I'd be worried.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Norway
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 09:01:34 GMT

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM sez:

>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> Auto2@ (Orakel) hums along:
>> 
>> >>Use two aliases and - GET A FREE NAKED WOMAN!!!
>> >>Use only one and she has to keep her top on.
>> 
>> Finally! Some Full Frontal Nudity!
>> It's about time!!!
>> 
>> >>With akas you get no such deal!!!   Why settle for less?  You can have 
>> >>the one that everyone's been talking about!!!!
>> >>NO LICENSE REQUIRED FOR USE!!!!
>> >>Edwin alias marketing genius
>> >Hey, that's a good idea for a song... 
>> >Dummmmm didummmmm daaa.......
>> And Now It's Time To Play "Spot the Looney"
>> 
>> >Morten Eriksen, Norway (The biggest Monty Python fan in Norway)
>> Jeams aka how many Monty Pything fans *are* there in Norway?
>More to the point, how many *big* Tony M. Nyphot phans are there in Norweig?
>(Wie not plan a holiday in Norwey this yer?)

I don't care how many of 'em there are, as long as they don't try to sell me
any birds.  Roit?

>PKT aka a moose once bit my sister........
Meetch aka Poor thing that moose!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Soundblaster (apology)
Organization: Spam University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 23:41:29 GMT


Very sorry about about the dead article, I think that they it was too long
the the network to handle. I will break it up into smaller pieces and repost.

I have about MP .VOC files and would like to make them available for
anonymous FTP. How do I do it?

Eventually they should be available in .wav format for Windows 3.1

Cheers
David aka just excuse me while I wipe this egg of my face

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Pythonesque poetry
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:24:16
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: chil@fraser.sfu.ca's message of Tue, 8 Sep 1992 08:06:23 GMTLines: 19

In article <chil.715939583@sfu.ca> chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim) writes:

.ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark) writes:

.> A little (Vogon?) poetry in the only news group that could possibly
.> appreciate it:....  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
.  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
.[poems deleted]

.I don't think so, and you could have had a really bizarre crossposting
.list too. This group, alt.fan.douglas-adams, alt.tasteless, and
.rec.arts.poems, just for starters.

Yeah, you forgot alt.kitchen.hardware, and comp.cheese.graters, and
rec.four.bald.guys, not to mention
k12.fruit.rollups.are.not.a.healthy.part.of.THIS.complete.meal.buddy.


Dan aka eating paper towel and smelling like Imelda
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python