From: Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: Re: INVASION!!!
Date: 4 Sep 92 08:09:41 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

> 
> >> I know what this is gonna sound like, but I have been "informed" that the
> >> Second Coming is near at hand.  I have been "told" that Jesus is walking
> >> the Earth.  I don't know if this is the way it is supposed to happen, but
> >> it is the way it is happening.  I do know something of the story of the
> >> Second Coming, and it would seem I should be wrong, but this is what I
> >> have been "told"...
> >>
> >>         Gary
> >
> >Actually, Gary, the Second Coming was last Tuesday.  You missed it.
> >And yes, Jesus WAS walking the earth, but he was shot dead by an NRA
> spokesman.
> 
> Do not mock the LORD. Where will you be when our LORD returns?


Oh LORD, another religious nut.  Where will I be when our LORD returns?
Probably dead, as he doesn't show any signs of coming.  If not, I'll probably
be on the net.  I suppose I'll just have to email jesus@heaven.god.com.  Mind
you, if it is the first day of the year 2000, I'll likely be REALLY hung-over
(along with most of the rest of humanity, I might add!)

> 
> >(Sheesh, religious nuts... didn't the year 1000 convince anybody?)
> 
> The WORD of GOD clearly says 2000 years. Is it any wonder that the
> world did not end 1000 years early?


So, what happens when the year 2000 comes and goes with nothing happening?
What will the WORD of GOD have to say then?  I know, it'll be "Whoops, you were
all reading that incorrectly, I meant 3000 years!"  or "Whoops, it must have
been four years out, since nobody really knows the true birthdate of Christ
anyway"  Face it Mr WORD of GOD, these same excuses WERE used during and after
the year 1000, when a HELL of a lot of people thought that the world was going
to end, and it didn't, and so they had to face facts.

I'd suggest follow-ups to dev/null, or alt.religious.blathering, but hey, if
Gary Stollman gets to post the same INVASION bullshit week after week, why not
a hefty religious debate thrown in for variety?

And besides, everyone knows God is really an alien from the planet Vrax.  :)

> 
> GOD speaks through children and the insane.
> 
> --
>   |                     In God We Trust                            |
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>   |                                                                |


Sheesh, this God person is pretty idiotic.  Speaking through the two groups of
people most adults don't listen to anyway.  Yeah, he's really clued-in.
Gary Stollman is insane, so does God speak through him then?  What does GOD
have to say about the clones?  What does GOD have to say about the aliens? Why
doesn't GOD get a clue?

Here's something to chew on.  IN your WORD of GOD, you SAY that GOD created the
HEAVENS and the EARTH, right?  Like, you don't believe in evolutionary theory
at all, am I correct, you dismiss it outright?  OK, so here's this GOD person
creating wonderfully beautiful animals like the tiger, along with millions of
other species (why are there more species of beetle than of any other animal?
Does GOD love beetles?  Is GOD a beetle?)  Now, GOD in his infinite wisdom,
creates MAN, who invents GUNS to shoot animals like the tiger to
near-extinction and destroy their habitats.  Yeah, nice going, GOD.

If I ever meet GOD, I'm going to give him a good chewing-out.  Yeah, this GOD
idiot has a lot to answer for.


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