From: starkid@ddsw1.MCS.COM (Lance Sanders)
Subject: AMC: Godzilla Speaks Update (c) 920828
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Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 21:09:32 GMT
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         ***  Godzilla Speaks Update --- Friday, August 30, 1992  ***
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                         "I'm Here To Mow The Lawn"
                                    Day
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                                 Storylines
                      (ranked by relative superiority)
                      --------------------------------

[A]      The exhumation hearings. Drama. Suspense. Gambits. Ruses.
         Faces picked up off the floor. ["PeaNUTS! Popcorn..."]

[B]      How not to "Frye A Trout".

[C]      Hospital Follies.




         Music Videos
         of the Week:   "N.W.O." --- Ministry
         -----------     Bush gets Kong-slapped. Deep video.

                        "Love's Takin' Over" --- Chante' Moore
                         You've got to get up to get down. :)

                        "Hunger Strike" --- Temple of the Dog
                         Pearl Jam meets Soundgarden.

                        "Ain't Nobody Like You" --- Miki Howard
                         Strong jam.



    Above and Beyond
    the Call of Duty:   Moscow (AP) --- A cat helps his 80-year-old owner
    ----------------    survive by catching pigeons and bringing them home.
                        The man uses the birds to make noodle soup.





Storyline [B]
-------------

   Chez post-fishing expedition, after Lucas excuses himself to take a 
shower, Taylor starts WW III when, preparing to cook a mess 'o freshly-
caught trout, she spits into the frying pan to see if it's hot (!). 
Terrance: "Do the words 'foul' and 'repulsive' mean anything to you??!" 
                   [Hey. She'd never cook for me.] 
   The Chaotic Duo trade rapid-fire brainslaps (centering around their 
mothers), and Luke has to rush in to put out the burning trout and referee 
his kids. 

 [On the homefront, An Li begs Frye and Reed to mediate the T1/T2 
  Wars. Derek agrees to help if Terry calls, and they "bum-rush"
  the Li-ster out of the apartment in order to resume some heavy 
  spit-swapping. :))]

   Lucas blows Dodge to buy new food, and it gets thick in the cabin. So 
thick that T1 goes to a payphone to call in the calvary (Derek), while T2 
does the same from the house (nice spilt-screens used for these convo-s). 
Unca Derek agrees to transport up, but Mimi bites ("Un-un. I don't do teen-
aged interventions on my day off."). 

  


Storyline [C]:
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   Mona Kong-slaps Igor in the PV Hospital corridor, when he tries to get 
tender with E. Erica tells D. to "nail Edmund to the wall" (over the 
exhumation thing), and he blows Dodge, whereupon E jumps the Mone-ster for 
embarrasing Igor in public (and in front of Nick). Joe and Ruth stop-by, 
and Mona, with Nick on the scene, agrees to immediate surgery. 

   Ruth and E get into a mini-tiff about E's continued involvement with 
Chuckles. Nick breaks it up. Erica gets indignent over his attempt to get 
the 4-1-1 on the "Igor thing" and transports to the exhumation hearings.




Storyline [A]:
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   Ed starts blustering and comes near tears when confronted by Brooke 
about his weird behavior and obsession with brainslapping Dimitri. Brooke, 
sensing the waterworks about to gush, comforts The Mack Daddy, assuring him 
that she's in for the long haul. 
   [CountrySong: ON "...stand by your manic-depressive..." C-song: OFF]

   Chez Turbo's law office, and unknown to Dimitri, Angelique agrees to 
testify on behalf of Ed at the exhumation hearing. Chez courtroom, Ed and 
Igor go to bat 1 and 2. Ed declares he just wants the truth, and there's no 
doubt that he's Hugo's kid. Igor calls Ed an out-and-out liar [objection 
sustained], then tells his version of the story; no blinks.
   Jack calls Helga up. She lies through her teeth, of course. :) 
TurboLawyer drops The Bomb via the Hungary Connection:  "If everybody but 
Al went to Budapest from January to March 1956, and Ed was born eight 
months later (in Nov.), how could Al Gresham be Edmund's father??" 
                               MEDIC!!!!!

   Turbo follows up the smack to the head with a body shot, by calling 
Angelique to the stand. Dimitri freaks, standing up and declaring: "NO! You 
can't do this!" Not. Plan B: Igor raises the "delicate condition" gambit. 
Angel declines, testifying her gut-feeling is that Ed and Dimi are 
brothers. [E lurks at the courtroom door] 


                        [Bugs Bunny accent: ON]

   Wifey's testimony sort of changes the "landscape", don't it, Bright Boy?

                          [Bugs accent: OFF]

                             CLIFFHANGER!





GEnie's Peek At The Soaps
-------------------------

***Soap Opera News 8/28/92***


Guess Who's Coming To Dinner
----------------------------

*   Comedienne Anne Meara will guest star on September 14 and 18 as Peg, a 
*former servant of the Marick family who might have some answers to the 
*mystery surrounding Edmund's (John Callahan) paternity. 


Up And Coming
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* When Erica reminds Dimitri that they're through, he assures Angelique
  that he won't leave her. [This is news???]

* After Terrence slips and reveals Taylor's role in An-Li's pregnancy 
  scheme, Derek forces Taylor to confess to all concerned. 



Rankings
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[(c) All My Features, Inc. 1992]

 1 "The Young and the Restless"
 2 "All My Children"
 3 "As the World Turns"
 4 "The Bold and The Beautiful"
 5 "Guiding Light"
 6 "General Hospital"
 7 "One Life To Live"
 8 "Days of Our Lives"
 9 "Another World"
 10 "Santa Barbara"
 11 "Loving"

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