From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 22 Aug 92 23:08:00 GMT
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

Rip absolutely shocks me by saying:
>In article <18AUG199213332821@bestsd.sdsu.edu> regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY) writes:
>>And once again, Rip appears in response to my inane little postings:
> 
>Well, where the hell did you *expect* me to show up?  At your front
>door wearing nothing but a towel?  Tell her 'Chelle!!
<The ARC-LIT reddens considerably>  Ummm ... eek! ... umm ... nooooo ... 
not at all.  Not in the least.  If you did, I would probably die of 
mortified embarrassment ... However, my roommate would love you to pieces 
(literally ...).

>>>**SomeStuffDeletedToPreserveTheAllMightyBandwidthWithoutWhosePresenceN
>>>oneofUsWouldBeHereInTheFirstPlace,BlessedBeTheNameOfTheBandWidth**
>>Oh, precious BandWidth ... Most Excellent High BandWidth ... have mercy ... 
>Have you sacrifice *your* Virgin today?  If not come on down to Rip's
>House of Virgins!  We got all shapes, models, and sizes.  All
>gaurenteed to please the God of your choice....
Gee, thanks ... but I have my own supply, thank you very much.  I get them 
wholesale from Canada.  A whole gross of twin, Adonis-looking, male virgins 
to sacrifice to the VR Goddess of NET-lag ...

>>>>I took a little week-end trip into VR
>>>>(a Muck, actually), and it's turned into a vacation from *the nether
>>>>world*.  Eeek!
>>>
>>>Oh, I don't know... I been there afew times.  Kind of liked it
>>>actually, except I caught a cold...  So actually it was kind of a
>>>VirtualHell then....?
>>Something like that ... but it's getting better.  Luckily, I didn't sunburn
>>while I was there ... 
>Had your SPF10,000 huh?  Good idea.
5,000 actually.  I wanted a little tan ...

>>>>Anyway, my name is Elizabeth/Liz/Lizzy/any variation thereof, and I live in
>>>>the City of Lost Angels, in the state That Refuses To Pass Its Budget (!)
>>>But that would ruin the record of the EmperialistLackyDogs that run
>>>the state!
>>Oh ... that's what they're are.  I had mistaken them for
>>SnivellingFascistPigs, but if they're not, that changes everything! 
>Dogs, Pigs....  Same dif.  They are either sniffing each other's butts
>or trying to get as much pork as possible...
Anything that wallows will do as an analogy, huh?

>>>>..  I'm also ARC-Librarian-in-training, and I'm totally single and
>>>>available (except for some guy on some Muck who wants to TinyMarry me ...
>>>>hellacious ...). Welcome to ARC, Dan!
>>>You figure out how to use Kermit yet?  'Use Kermit".... Hmmmm....
>>>Sounds like the DomiLis might have some competition.  How are you
>>>with a whip.....?
>>Me ... the meek little ARC-Librarian-in-training ... a dominatrix? *deep
>>blush*  Oh no no no no no ... I save my wrist strength for giving nice
>>backrubs ... and I save the rest of my strength for strawberries and cream
>>.. (MMMmmmmmmmm ...) *grin* 
>Yeah, sure, OK....  (too bad, nothing like a little pain now and
>then to keep the blood flowing...)  And I haven't met the woman yet
>who could give me a good backrub without their hands getting too
>tired... (yes, that *is* a challenge...)
You're challenging me?  Hmmm ... well, if you're ever in LA, let me know.  
And if you want oils, I recommend the aromatheraputic kind ...

>>>rip(WhipMeBeatMe,MakeMeWriteBadChecks)
>>I'm sure you can handle the 'writing bad checks' part, yourself ... if not,
>>just apprentice yourself to Sacramento Petey, the most shifty-eyed Gov. in
>>the West ... 
>Or just about any Senator or Congressperson...
At least they paid up at the end of the month ... it's been almost 2 
months! (Actually, over two months, since the budget was to have legally 
been passed by June 15) ...

>>Sorry ... I just can help it.  I'm a grad student in political science, for
>>goodness' sake! 
>My Gawd!  A PoliSci major!!  I didn't think they made those anymore!
>I myself was an Econ major...  I just love to draw sensless graphs...
Of course we exist!  But to tell the truth, I'm a throwback model ... most 
polisci majors these days go straight to law school, without passing Go, 
and without collecting $200.
And as for senseless graphs, you haven't seen any until you've taken a 
public-policy class! (No, I haven't taken one, but I have friends who have 
.. oh, yeah, the polisci majors who don't go into law *do* go into 
public-admin. Yeechhh ...)

>rip

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