HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: alt.smouldering.dog.zone,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: <insert subject line>
Date: 17 Jul 92 20:58:17 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Jul17.175222.13844@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
> 
> I killed a fly today
> 
>      It was the last fly of the year
> 
>   made slow by the chilly breeze
> 
>     I looked into its dying eyes
> 
>       saw a thousand reflections of myself
> 
>      one for each person I've ever been

rec.arts.poems is over there, by the vomitorium.

Mark., and winter sure arrives early in New Mexico
gooley@netcom.com




Once again a followup.  2/10 because it is a flame.

Article 25502 of talk.bizarre:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: complete the sentence
Date: Sat, 18 Jul 92 11:15:11 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) writes:
>Apologies, Laurence, I stand corrected. I have a poster of DEVO, printed in
>1982 as an insert with the single "Beautiful World" that showed them wearing
>the flowerpots with the talk balloon "Are We Not Men". My experience of DEVO
>is not that widespread, I was ejected from a karaoke bar for changing my name
>several times so I could sing "Whip It" over and over.
>
>Go on, ask me about Australian 70s bands and try to trip me up...

Ladies and Gentlemen and Others,

Could you possibly carry on this fascinating discussion in e-mail, or
on alt.rocknroll (or whatever the group is called)?

No?

I was afraid of that.

Mark., is it fun to castrate Australian 70s-band members with a rusty
razor blade?  Whaddaya mean, you don't know from personal experience?
Wearing flowerpots?  Ho hum
gooley@netcom.com




Followup.  2/10. Flame.

Article 25503 of talk.bizarre:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: The Butterfly
Date: Sat, 18 Jul 92 11:18:50 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <memo.529986@cix.compulink.co.uk> dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk writes:
>
>Why are butterflys so pretty? They sing that song, you know the one that
>makes you think that you are really Michelle Pfeiffer.
>
>
What, you mean I'm *not* really Michelle Pfeiffer?

What a disappointment!

Mich.
pfeiffer@netcom.com




Followup.  Lame.  0/10.

Article 25561 of talk.bizarre:
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: hate
Date: 19 Jul 92 00:54:03 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
>i despise people who learned the m-x dissociated-press trick from my
>postings and keep on posting automated replies even though the idea
>has stopped being interesting a hundered thousand posts ago.

I hate to tell you this, but--

No, on second thoughts I don't hate to tell you this.

Dissociated-press was done long, long before you came along.  Someone
applied it to its own Lisp source, and that was the ultimate use of it
as far as talk.bizarre goes.  Any other use would be an anticlimax.

It's entirely possible that some people despise you for having used
the dissociated-press trick at all.

Mark., and I was hoping that I could let him out of my killfile permanently
gooley@netcom.com



Yet another followup.  2/10 because it's a flame.

Article 25564 of talk.bizarre:
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: another damned beauty pageant
Date: 19 Jul 92 01:04:40 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.gooley
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

All the women look alike -- made of plastic.

Obviously they are appendages of some single entity.

Why do they have a U. S. Customs man as a judge?  Why not the keeper of
one of those legal brothels in Nevada?

Mark., man delights not me, nor woman either
gooley@netcom.com




FINALLY!  An original post.  This gets a 4/10 on the t.b scale.  Only because
you made an effort.

Article 25620 of talk.bizarre:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: you're going to hate this
Date: Sun, 19 Jul 92 10:32:29 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <wockle2@tonko> smarry@zooid.guild.org (Smarasderagd) writes:
>(He meets the Duke on the field of glory..)
>
>"I-i-it's a fair c-cop, b-but s.. society is to blame."
> [other mangled Monty Python references deleted]

Everybody on this newsfroup has the Python scripts, the Holy Grail Book,
the lot.

Or has seen Python shows and films so many times that they've got every
scrap of them memorized.

Hence nobody makes references to Python, let alone repeats Python lines:
it's too unoriginal.

Now go away until you've drummed this knowledge into your head.

Thank you.

Mark., do I have to do this on my own?
gooley@netcom.com




Followup.  3/10. Because of flamage.

Article 25621 of talk.bizarre:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Suckup Lines
Date: Sun, 19 Jul 92 10:42:16 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

patrick@shamrck.ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Patrick Arial) writes:
>lorenmo@microsoft.com (Loren Moore) writes:
>
>> 
>> I like the line I once heard in a movie. This guy was trying to pickup(?)
>> this girl, and she said to him: 'Can you pound a railroad spike through
>> a 2x4 with your hardon?'. To which he merely shudders a negative. She 
>> says: 'Well, a girl's gotta have her standards'.
>
>Actually, the correct quote is "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a 
>board with your penis?", followed by the shrug, followed by "A girl's gotta 
>have her standards.".  It's from the movie Real Genius, and was directed 
>towards the character played by Val Kilmer (excellent movie IMHO).

Man, I really needed to know this.  I honestly, really, truly needed to know
the source of a stupid, hackneyed piece of dialogue from an asinine film
written by some Hollywood hack screenwriter who can't even get a laugh unless
he resorts to explicit sex jokes.

Kiddies, edit your goddam Newsgroups: line and keep talk.bizarre free of
this drivel.

Mark., from now on maybe I should use e-mail?
gooley@netcom.com




Another followup.  3/10.  Flame.

Article 25622 of talk.bizarre:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: SWM college professor looking for a loving Mistress
Date: Sun, 19 Jul 92 11:06:02 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Jul19.010253.28518@lemuria.sai.com> ap.183@cupid.sai.com writes:
>Strong, handsome, smart masculine male seeks a woman with pretty feet
>who is intrigued by the possibilities of having her own houseboy/pet.
>I am in my thirties and am a successful academic.  Let me pamper you
>and massage your feet.  Friendship/egalitarian relationship outside
>the house essential, although I am serious about catering to YOUR
>every whim at home.  Serious responses only please.  Long-term
>mutually caring and loving relationship preferred, but open to your
>suggestions/requests/demands.
>
Isn't he under enough control by his department and his grant monitors?

Of course, they probably have ugly feet.

Mark., some people always want more
gooley@netcom.com




Followup.  Stupid.  Should have gone to alt.stupidity.  0/10.

Article 25846 of talk.bizarre:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose.d
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: territorial behavior in commercial aircraft
Date: 21 Jul 92 11:05:18 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Jul20.233445.25235@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>In article <9207171521.AA02469@helium> dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>>Calvin was right.
>>"R"eply in email or news fails frequently due to mail map problems; try:
>>xanthian@well.sf.ca.us  dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil  uunet!noarlw!xenon!dolan
>>                        ^-----Preferred-----^
>
>
>What about K*nt@fat.beached.whale.navy.mil
>
It's no good.

Even in flaming old Kent, this guy is infallibly bad.

Mark., back, back into the killfile; I was hoping for better
gooley@netcom.com




Followup.  0/10 even though it is a flame.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dhd@exnet.co.uk (Damon)
Subject: Re: Religion
Organization: ExNet Systems Ltd Public Access News, London, UK
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 23:32:23 GMT

In article <7018@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>In article <1992Jul29.161000.1@vaxa.strath.ac.uk>
>craa27@vaxa.strath.ac.uk writes:
>
>#  How many herods do you think there were ?? I've come across 2.  One the
>#  son, and the other the nephew of Selucus (Pick some number). 
>
>Three, if you count the department store on the Brompton Road.

vehhhhhhh gud!
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23020 alt.politics.bush:109 alt.politics.clinton:452
From: heath@athena.cs.uga.edu (Terrance Heath)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: 23 Jul 92 15:38:49 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul23.111641.8128@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> c60a-zg@volga.Berkeley.EDU (Martin Guerrero-LabA) writes:

>
>Growing AIDS crisis?  Why does everybody blame society or the president
>for the growing AIDS crisis.  It came and it is still here because some
>people absolutely refuse to change their behavior.
>
>True a very small amount got AIDS from blood transfusions but most got it
>through behavior as in Promiscuous, dangerour sex, and/or drugs!
>
>I don't see why Bush is being blamed for something people could have stopped
>with their OWN actions.  People get AIDS and spread it because of the
>things they do not what Bush does or doesn't do.

I will grant that behavior has a lot to do with the spread of AIDS.
For an example of succesful public education, I suggest you look at
the gay community, where new cases of AIDS have leveled (while cases
are rising in other populations) because of education within the
community itself.

However, changing behavior is not enough. Even if everyone changed
their behavior tommorow, and the spread of AIDS was ceased. There
would still be people with AIDS, and 2 million people who are HIV
positive and will develope AIDS in the next 10 years. 

Changing behavior alone may stop the spread of AIDS, but it cannot
help those who are already infected. Only a cure can help these
people. A cure is also needed to fight AIDS.

Every year since Bush has been in office, he has decreased AIDS
research spending, the only hope for a cure.  Scientists can't do
reasearch without money, and thus without money there will be no cure.

Shouldn't we be doing all we can to find a cure? It is inhuman to let
people die simply because we don't want to spend the money it might
take to save them.



-- 
"Black men loving black men is THE revolutionary act!"
			-Joseph Beam_
Terrance Heath 
heath@athena.cs.uga.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23040 alt.politics.bush:125 alt.politics.clinton:474
From: johnf@uhheph.phys.hawaii.edu (John Flanagan)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: University of Hawaii, Dept. of Physics & Astronomy
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 03:04:03 GMT

In article <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
>
>just to get the fire going for this new group:
>
>
>	Clinton is a homo.

I wish.

--John

-- 
John Flanagan                          ||
johnf@uhheph.phys.hawaii.edu           ||"Don't worry, honey, 
U. of Hawaii, Dept. of Physics & Astro.|| our skirts are clean."
2505 Correa Rd., Honolulu, HI 96822    ||
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: Gooley for President
Organization: t.b
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 18:56:08 GMT

bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
> Before we get to that, I will summarize.  Mark's posts are just like
> %99 of the posts.  DEADWEIGHT.  Out of his last 19 posts, only 1 was
> original.  The rest were followups.  Lame followups to boot.

     Clearly you understand nothing about the
Goolean genre.  Or how it relates t.b and
Sesame Street through the imagery of Kermit
the frog.

> The posts sampled averaged around a 2/10 on the esteemed
> talk.bizarre scale.

     I beg your pardon?  What "esteemed" talk.bizarre
scale might that be?

     You are a stupid asshole.  Shut the fuck up.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul vader)
Subject: New olympic sport: The 100 word bizarre
Summary: The quoted part is 100 words. 
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 14:00:08 GMT

I have one of those Saturday morning type feelings. You know, a "Get up, make
breakfast, put paper party hats on the cats and try to get them to blow out
the candles on their unbirthday cakes without setting their whiskers on fire
until a tiny little voice tells you that your sofa is the one earthly domain
of Lucifer and there's nothing else to do but take out the chainsaw and cut
the sofa to bits when you realize, half passed out from Carbon Monoxide
poisoning, that you need to name your firstborn male child 'Fulcrum' or at
least work into a conversation that it's your pet name for your penis" type
of Saturday morning feeling. Now where did I put the pancake mix? PV
-- 
Paul Vader                  |  He joked, "Terminator's sort of a
pv@gagme.chi.il.us          |  pussy" after playing volleyball with
Systems Analyst and lurker  |  Arnold Schwarzenegger --Spy, #575    
----------------------------+--------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Re:  Yawn.
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 15:08:57 GMT

That uber-meister of musical cognizance (Ben) writes:
>Don't try to play musical one-upmanship here.
>You will bore. Trust me.
>

  CDs which are sitting on top of my desk right now (not counting the ones
in the CD rick which is also on top of my desk:

    The Clash: London Calling
    Pachalbel: Canon in D (and other hits)
    NWA: Straight Outta Compton
    Digital Undergound: Sex Packets
    3D Picnic: Dirt
    The Crusaders: Chain Reaction
    The Dead Milkmen: Metaphysical Graffiti
    XTC: English Settlement

That's the opening bid ...

any takers? (other than Wavey of course)


John


P.S.  By the way ben, your mother was a grunt-hoot, and your father had
      to wear a special device to keep his clavicles in place.


-- 

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From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Homework for Newbies
Date: 22 Jul 92 13:29:32 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <70241@apple.Apple.COM> bc@apple.com (bill coderre) writes:

#  How bizarre can you be in 100 words?

For more than an hour I had been wandering up and down the same stretch
of road, looking for the address in the advertisement, when I saw the
man in blue overalls. 
``Where's 17B West Granton Road?'' I asked him. 
``Here.''
``This advertisement says `Give me your bicycle -- for twenty pounds I
will give you a car'.''
``That the bicycle?''
I handed over the 1950 roadster that I'd brought with me.  As I watched,
he ate the bicycle thoughtfully.  Then he removed his trousers, grunted,
and defecated a red Lamborghini. 
``My dad taught me the knack,'' he explained. 

-- Ken "Gourmet" Johnson


-- 
                          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
We won't be meeting again ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
On the slow train,        ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
On the slow train.        ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: one line autobio
Date: 21 Jul 92 23:53:28 GMT
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
I'm not sure when it was that I first lost sight of my
office floor, but it must have been some time near
Christmas-- the bottom layer is composed of red and green
xerox paper.
---
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Homework for Newbies
Date: 21 Jul 92 12:51:00 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <70241@apple.Apple.COM> bc@apple.com (bill coderre) writes:

#  How bizarre can you be in 100 words?


That evening it was raining heavily and people sheltered in the
doorways, clutching their coats about them, waiting for the bus, cursing
the downpour.  In front of them, beside a line of empty drink cans,
Stanley the old tramp lay in the gutter by the bus stop, freezing,
helpless, singing and yelling profanities at imaginary monsters.  He had
starved for four days.  Now he must either eat or die.  The bus came,
and he watched the queueing passengers board it.  With all his remaining
strength Stanley opened his mouth as wide as it would go, and swallowed
the bus whole. 
 
-- Ken "Bedtime story" Johnson



-- 
                          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
We won't be meeting again ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
On the slow train,        ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: whatever...
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: University of New Hampshire, Durham NH
Distribution: talk
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 06:01:21 GMT
Comments: Superman gets into Clarke Kents' pants every morning


depressing albums #854: suicidal tendencies--the art of rebellion 

i / my wrists

--
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the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: ROB FOR PRESIDENT '92--the first press conference
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 16:43:02 GMT


"Mr Dobson...."

"Please, call me Rob."

"Ok, Rob, now that youve announced your candidacy, are you prepared to
explain your actions in 1986, when you allegedly tried to email .gifs of
Nancy Reagans breast, which we all know contained the launch codes for
our nuclear weapons, to the Soviet embassy?"

"Ahhh, a youthful indescretion. You see, I had smoked too much crack after
the Young Gay Communist Atheists Club meeting, and I was out of control.
I have since apologized. Nancy, of course, was on the receving end of a very
special apology, if you know what I mean."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, we all know what a good cocksucker she is...."

"I see. Now lets move on to July 4, 1989. Is it true that in the middle of
the Independence Day celebrations on the mall in DC, you performed a satanic
ritual by which you called up the ghost of Marilyn Monroe, and proceeded to
sodomize her in front of the huge crowd that was present?"

"Yes, that is true. But i didnt inhale."

"What are you views on foreign policy and the military?"

"Well, i think it is time to move away from government sponsored rape, which
was the best part of the gulf war, and privatize this."

"I see. And what of your alleged drug problems?"

"Drug problems?! Drug problems? The only problem I have is finding good
dope in the summer. Get out of my sight, all of you, the press conference
is over, its time for my beauty nap."


After this, Rob skyrockets in the polls.....
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SEX
Date: 23 Jul 92 15:26:15 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.sex.carasso
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Li Gong writes:

>Are you suggesting that a man who dates women only and marries women
>only is being sexism?

>Li

                    CUT IT OUT ROGER!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: hernande@cs.tulane.edu (Oliver Hernandez)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-9175]: okeanos
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Tulane Univ., New Orleans, LA
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 16:22:24 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:
>Please, Elan - how has Bush even started us on this road to greatness?  Do you
>call the growing AIDS crisis, the LA riots, the deepening economic problems
>GREAT?
     Now exactly HOW are you blaming Bush for the AIDS crisis, the LA riots,
and the "deepening" (?) economic problems?
-- 


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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: eiverson@nmsu.edu (Eric Iverson)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Computing Research Lab
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 03:07:05 GMT

In article <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:

> just to get the fire going for this new group:
>
>
>	 Clinton is a homo.

Well at least it should squash all the Gennifer Flowers rumors.

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From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic F Key)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Date: 25 Jul 92 12:39:45
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: gooley@netcom.com's message of 25 Jul 92 11:58:43 GMT

In article <5qjmkyd.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

> <t.b personality> is the <famous or infamous person or fictional character>
> of talk.bizarre.

Rictus Hep is the Rictus Hep of talk.bizarre.


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