From: c_caddy@oz.plymouth.edu (Cc)
Subject: Re: Texas Fritters
Reply-To: c_caddy@oz.plymouth.edu (Cc)
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, N.H.
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 92 23:09:06 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.184820.21815@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu> cscdc@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Dan Carpenter) writes:
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>                    ROADKILL  CAFE
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>       YOU  KILL  IT..............WE  GRILL  IT!
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>                 Meals  Under  Wheels

	 Meet our head chef: "Wheels" Pierre.

>       Featuring Some of Texas' Finest Meals
>
>                       MENU
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>Eating food is more fun, When you know it was hit on the run!
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>                     ENTREES
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>Center Line Bovine............................4.95
> Taste real good, straight from the hood.
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>The Chicken...................................3.95
> That didn't cross the road.
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>Flat Cat......................................2.95
> Served as a single...or in a stack.
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>      A TASTE OF  THE  WILD  SIDE
>        (Still in the Hide)
>
>Chunk of Skunk.................................1.95
>Smidgen of Pigeon..............................1.95
>Shake N Bake Snake.............................2.25
>Swirl of Squirrel..............................1.55
>Whippoorwill on a Grill........................3.30
>Narrow Sparrow.................................0.55
>Rigor Mortise Tortoise.........................6.75
>
>                    Bag N Gag
>       Our daily take-out lunch special
>           - Anything Dead in Bread -
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>    YOU'LL EAT LIKE A HOG.....WHEN YOU TASTE OUR DOG!
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>Slab of Lab....................................2.95
>Pit Bull Pot Pie...............................1.95
>Cocker Cutlets.................................3.95
>Shar-pel Filet.................................5.95
>Poodles-N-Noodles..............................5.95
>Snippet of Whippet.............................4.50
>Collie Hit by a Trolley........................3.95
>German Shepherd Pie............................3.95
>Round of Hound.................................4.25
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>
>               GUESS  THAT  MESS
>             A Daily Special Treat
>          If you can guess what it is....
>            YOU EAT IT FOR FREE!
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>             LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
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>Rack of Raccoon................................3.95
>Smear of Deer..................................4.95
>Awesome Possum.................................1.95
>Cheap Sheep....................................0.43
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>          Served fresh each night after dark.
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>          WASH THAT GOOD FOOD DOWN WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK
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>Snake Shake....................................1.25
>Vanilla Armidilla..............................1.25
>  (strained or unstrained)
>Armadillo Sasbarilla...........................1.25
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>     TITILLATE YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH THESES GREAT DESERTS
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>Frog Lime Pie..................................2.25
>Road Toad Ala Mode.............................1.65
> (chocolate, vanilla, or orange sherbert)
>Pineapple Porcupine Split......................2.25
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>Bon Apetite!
>
>Dan