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From: dave@pce2.scg.hac.com (Dave Fandel)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: AMERICAN YOUTH READ THIS!!!
Date: 20 Nov 92 02:49:08 GMT
Reply-To: dave@pce2.fu.hac.com
Organization: Huge Aircrash Co.  GSG

> My name is Vincent and I'm a student of Monash University, Melbourne,
> Australia.  I am part of a basketball team that will be touring certain 
> parts of the US between December 3 to December 25.  The main states we 
> will be travelling to are Indiana, Illinois, Kentucky, Los Angeles and Hawaii.  
                                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^
I've lived here 15 years and never realized it was a state!!! :-)

> [rest of message deleted to prevent flames]
> Vincent

dave
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: wix@eskimo.com (Dennis Wicks)
Subject: Re: REASON no Girls
Organization: >>> Eskimo North (206)-FOR-EVER <<<
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 02:56:39 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.183445.3115@phx.mcd.mot.com> sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie) writes:
>In article <1992Nov11.194304.26993@udel.edu> yarringt@dewey.udel.edu (Debra Yarrington) writes:
>>>>hhamid@nyx.cs.du.edu (hassan  hamid) writes:
>>>>
>
>>I just had to respond to this one.  I find your implication that only ugly women go
>>into computer science, while the good looking "girls" go into art subjects 
>>incredibly frustrating because of its ignorance.  There are *all sorts* of women
>>in computer science and engineering fields, and you can make no assumption about
>>what any of us have in common other than that we're in computer science or an 
>>engineering field.  
>
>There is one difference I have found between women in 
>Computer Science/Engineering and the ``art'' subjects.
>
>In GENERAL the women in Computer Science/Engineering
>are smarter.  Perhaps Hamid has a problem with smart women.
>

I hope you have your asbestos long johns on!!  You are definitely
going to get lots of flames for that statement!

In GENERAL ...??  I don't think so.  Different interests, maybe
slightly different thought processes, different backgrounds.
Maybe a whole lot of different things.  But in GENERAL smarter?
Whew!!  That is _flame_bait_, pure and simple!


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: u931004@unx.ucc.okstate.edu (u931004)
Subject: Re: MEN LOOK NO FURTHER.
Organization: Oklahoma State University Computer Center
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 06:44:49 GMT

In article <00963D80.07BC7D60@vms.csd.mu.edu> 2we1campae@vms.csd.mu.edu writes:

>O.K.  I WILL BE STRAIGHT FOWARD.
>I AM LOOKING FOR A MAN.  IN
>EARLY TO MID 20'S NO OLDER PLEASE.
>MY NAME IS ELIZABETH AND I' SICK
>OF  LOOKING FOR MEN, INTELLIGENT GOOD
>LOOKING MEN, WITH AN OPEN MIND,
         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>IN THE GROCERY STORE.
>SO IF FROM WHEREVER YOU ARE IN THE WORLD
>AND ARE CAUCASIAN AND WOULD LIKE TO MEET
         ^^^^^^^^^

and U are looking for an open minded man ?

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe)
Subject: i fear nothing..except maybe tooth decay. .
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 19:01:11 GMT


   i believe that good dental hygiene is the backbone of a good and
stable personality. how often do you floss? would you like to discuss
the merits of sparkly toothpaste? does listerine really work? your
dentist and you...the intimacy no one knows...these are important
issues that i believe should be discussed. e mail me for intelligent
conversation about oral health!
                                                 (wink) sioux
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bwood@nssdca.gsfc.nasa.gov (William Wood)
Subject: Re: Birthday Greetings
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA - Goddard Space Flight Center
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 19:05:00 GMT

In article <1e8gdkINNitq@rave.larc.nasa.gov>, voyager.larc.nasa.gov (Advisor) writes...
>O.K. guys - how about some birthday greetings for our beautiful
>secretary here who is 24 today.  E-mail her at
> 
>		dawn_amole@sdmail.larc.nasa.gov
> 
>Thanks!
> 
> 




FROM GODDARD TO YOU   ....    HAPPY BIRTHDAY   !!!!!!!!



Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an466@anon.penet.fi
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Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 05:41:55 GMT

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From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Love defined
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 15:46:22 GMT

In article <16NOV92.01065656@skyfox.usask.ca> wilkinsonm@skyfox.usask.ca writes:
>
>In a previous article, bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon) wrote:
>>>>>(This article brought to you courtesy of the Center for Snuggle Studies)
>>>>Can I volunteer at this center ??? :)
>>>
>>>Talk about job satisfaction!!!  Do they offer post-doc positions?
>> 
>>actually, it'd be cool if it were like one of those medical study places -
>>you know, show up and give some blood and get paid, offer to test a drug
>>and get paid, study snuggling for a bit and get paid...
>>:)
>
>
>Ya... like one of those long-term impact-assesment studies!
>hmmm.... I wonder what side effects there might be to regular doses of 
>snuggles...???


-increased level of content
-less time spent at work (though overall work output can INCREASE due to
greater contentment level)
-longer life due to lowered stress levels


-bacon, looking at a pretty short lifespan due to high stress levels
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Election 92
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 17:47:32 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.044805.10566@netcom.com> tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) writes:
><TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>Gee I guess you people have nothing better to do then try and make really bad
>>attempts at flamming me.  Perhaps you all can get a group rate for some
>>comedy lessons.
>
>Toddles,  as they say in the Old Country, 
>
>You couldn't flame your way out of a paper bag, so why don't 
>you just walk your silly ass on home before you get hurt. Or at least
>go to alt.flame to see people who really know how to flame, unlike
>your most ignorant self.
>
>>                     Todd
>
>Tyger

*MRAOW!*slash*


-bacon
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: jis@panix.com (Jack Szwergold)
Subject: Re: Love defined
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 04:05:17 GMT
Organization: Panix, NYC

In <1992Nov16.022029.25137@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> cjp8b@dayhoff.med.Virginia.EDU (Chris Penington) writes:
>In article <1992Nov16.011833.21753@netcom.com> tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) writes:
>>In article <lg5e3tINNs1h@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> ericf@npic.Corp.Sun.COM writes:
>>>In article 2342@netcom.com, gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews) writes:
>>>:freier@mail.physics.utah.edu (rodney james freier) writes:
>>>::gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews) writes:
>>>:::dchatham@utkvx2.utk.edu (Chatham, Doug) writes:
>>>::::slqmr@cc.usu.edu writes...
>>>:::::
>>>:::::Love is just an illusion created by the temporary, or permanent, need for
>>>:::::sex!!                                                            ^^^^
>>>::::It's not a need, just a desire.
>>>:::It's not just a job, it's an ADVENTURE!
>>>::Tastes great, less filling.
>>>:Gotta have it.
>>>Uh huh!
>>It's the Real Thing
>It does a body good!
Just Do It! :)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: dperl@bnr.ca (Dan Perl)
Subject: Re: where are the austrian girls?
Reply-To: don't
Organization: BNR Ottawa
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 16:11:03 GMT

In article <92324.103048K3025E9@ALIJKU11.BITNET>, <K3025E9@ALIJKU11.BITNET> writes:
|> My Name: Toni
|> Size: 185cm
   ^^^^^^^^^^^

   You bragger!

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: johnsh@rpi.edu (Hugh Johnson)
Subject: Re: Help me please!
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: Rensselaer Psychotropic Institute
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 20:57:41 GMT

In article <98652@netnews.upenn.edu>, kniaz@sol1.lrsm.upenn.edu (Chris
Kniaz -Fischer) wrote:
> 
> Last weekend I made love to a woman to whom the attraction
> was purely physical. I saw little to no hope of us having
> a real, lasting relationship. Being raised Catholic, I found
> myself plagued with guilt - not at the deception, but what
> happened after sex. I was incredibly withdrawn as we shared
> a cigarette. The touch of her skin on mine made me extremely
> uncomfortable. After a few minutes, which seemed a few hours,
> I excused myself to go to the bathroom just to be away from her.
> When I came back I found that she had turned herself into a pizza
> and a six-pack of Beck's. It was as if she had read my mind and
> become exactly what I wanted her to be. No woman has ever done
> anything like this for me, and the act greatly touOBched me.
> So much so that I think I have fallen in love with her. Still
> I couldn't eat her. It's a week later and she's still sitting
> there on my bed - cold , smelling of mushrooms and tomato sauce.
> Admittedly, I find the idea of having sex with a pizza a little
> hard to handle, and I find myself missing her human form.
> The old saying " Be careful of the things you wish for, you just
> might get them" rings all too true for me. It's almost enough
> to make me go back to Confession. What should I do?

Uh oh.  Looks like someone was playing in the chem lab and made a little
too much lysergicide.

Hugh W. Johnson (johnsh@rpi.edu)
Rensselaer Polyhedral Institute
Troy, New York
From: cs2@custadmin.EBay.Sun.COM (Temp Account)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Fun
Date: 20 Nov 1992 00:42:51 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: cs2@custadmin.EBay.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: custadmin.ebay.sun.com
Keywords: SM Seeks SAF or SWF

I am new to this but willing to give anything a try.
I am interested in meeting SAF or SWF for some fun.
I am located in the San Francisco Bay Area and looking 
for someone in the same area.



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From: ap.283@cupid.sai.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: DC SJM iso SJF
Date: 22 Nov 92 15:37:57 GMT
Reply-To: ap.283@cupid.sai.com
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
X-Iso: SF

I'm a single Jewish man in my early thirties and I live in Washington, DC.
I have an advanced degree and work at a Major Metropolitan University.
I am a vegetarian, don't smoke or drink alcohol or do drugs. I'm
politically liberal, religiously Conservative, with a strong and
positive Jewish identity. I believe in family values but not the
same ones that Bush/Quayle/Buchanan, et.al. proclaim.

If you are a single Jewish female between the ages of 24 - 35 and
interested in meeting a bright and funny guy who's not afraid of
a commitment, drop me a line. I look forward to hearing from you.

I like movies, basketball, ethnic dining, and music (Van Morrison,
Bob Dylan, Peter Himelman, that sort of thing).

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: esquire@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Scott C. Kramer)
Subject: Re: AMERICAN YOUTH READ THIS!!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 15:41:07 GMT

In article <24104@hacgate.SCG.HAC.COM> dave@pce2.fu.hac.com writes:
>> My name is Vincent and I'm a student of Monash University, Melbourne,
>> Australia.  I am part of a basketball team that will be touring certain 
>> parts of the US between December 3 to December 25.  The main states we 
>> will be travelling to are Indiana, Illinois, Kentucky, Los Angeles and Hawaii.  
>                                                         ^^^^^^^^^^^
>I've lived here 15 years and never realized it was a state!!! :-)
 Me 2........:-)..but the popoulation of LA is no doubt big enough to be
a state of its own...aftger all, California has what? 20 million people or
somehting like that...

>
>> [rest of message deleted to prevent flames]
>> Vincent
>
>dave

 Scott the Esquire
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: Wiccan BF in search of mail
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 03:13:40 GMT

In article <1eggqfINNo99@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU> reidyj@CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy) writes:
>In article <1992Nov19.011536.12788@scott.skidmore.edu> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
>>
>>well, if you think about it, after the sex and marijuana, she might
>>get hungry and crave cherry pie.
>>                                               loo
>
>  But after sex and marijuana who has the energy to bake?


that's why you make the pie before you start the other two...set the
oven on timer...then by the time you're done, the pie has baked and
cooled... :)

-bacon
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an362@anon.penet.fi
Subject: NYC SWM seeks local female friend
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 19:49:57 GMT


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From: sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie)
Subject: Re: Wiccan BF in search of mail
Organization: Motorola Computer Group, Tempe, Az.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 17:45:38 GMT

In article <1eggqfINNo99@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU> reidyj@CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy) writes:
>In article <1992Nov19.011536.12788@scott.skidmore.edu> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
>>
>>well, if you think about it, after the sex and marijuana, she might
>>get hungry and crave cherry pie.
>>                                               loo
>
>  But after sex and marijuana who has the energy to bake?
>

There are those of us out there.
From: wilsonjc@expert.cc.purdue.edu (John Wilson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: WANTED: A REAL GENTLEMAN
Date: 16 Nov 92 01:32:35 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Nov14.165535.698@ab.wvnet.edu> auxier@ab.wvnet.edu writes:
>
>    ARE THERE ACTUALLY STILL GENTLEMEN IN THE WORLD??????
>THAT ACTUALLY ARE CONSIDERATE TO HOW WOMEN FEEL, AND WHO LIKE 
>EQUAL RELATIONSHIPS. MOST OF THE MEN I ENCOUTER ARE SELFISH, POSSESSIVE,
>INSECURE, AND WANT TO FIGHT ALL THE TIME. IF THERE ARE ANY OF YOU LEFT 
>LET ME KNOW.

Yes, there are some of us left.  If you're lucky you may find one of us. 
Write back if you would like to meet one.
John
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: reykja@fc.hp.com (Reykja Sigurdsson)
Subject: Re: MDSNFM ISA LIFE
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 01:44:10 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Fort Collins Site
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.8 PL6]

Howard (jiang@cs.arizona.edu) wrote:
: In case you're wondering, that means "Married Divorced Single Non-Female Male
: is seeking a Life." Out of the ohh.. 100 or so messages i've read for the
: past couple of days, NONE of the ones begin with SWF (or equivalent). So why
: do you females read this group anyways? To flame the males for their personals
: ads? Don't give me this lurker BS, or "I'm afraid i'll be deluged with a ton
: of mail" BS... the way that I see it, it's one of two things:
: 
: 1) You don't have a life
: 2) You had a life, but your SO dumped you for someone else, your cat/dog died,
:    you fell out of your bed this morning, coffee sucked big dick, your boss
:    fires you, your car spins out of control and becomes a total wreck, you
:    survive, but your victim doesn't, and you're feeling a little bitter because
:    you just can't seem to find that thing called a life.

      Does it perhaps occur to you that it is your attitude that is 
preventing women from answering you? 

      What a dumb question! Of course you don't. Of course you don't. 

      There are many reasons why a woman may elect or not elect to 
answer an ad. First off, it must be interesting obviously. It must
show some evidence of thought. One certainly will not attract women
with an attitude such as yours! 

      You remind me of a man I talked with some time back who spent
five minutes on the phone with me and said "Well -- ya wanna go 
out with me or not?!" to which I responded that he might take an
interest in engaging in sexual activity with his attitude. He certainly
wouldn't get it elsewhere. 

      I would question *who* is lacking a life in this exchange! 

      Good luck. Methinks thou shalt need it.


//rks


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu ()
Subject: Re: UNIQUE SINGLE GAL
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 07:51:34 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.164844.8781@iscsvax.uni.edu> thatcher3822@iscsvax.u
i.edu writes:
>
>
>
> 


And a mime to boot...
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| William "Wes" "Arrr!" "Golden Earring"   |
| "Gener" "Sierra" "Mohican" "Mr. Kamikazi"|
| "Bite Me" "Deal With It" "Sentri" Johnson|
-------------------------------------------|
Net Address: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu

Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.2761@cupid.sai.com
Subject: trying to locate 3150
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.2761@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 16:38:42 GMT
X-Iso: GM


can someone help me get in touch with Anonymous+3150

he can write me at the above address

Thanks


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From: ap.6515@cupid.sai.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: SM ISO S*F
Date: 22 Nov 92 15:51:01 GMT
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HI EVERYBODY,
             I LOVE TO TALK OVER E-MAIL. I AM 28 YEARS.ANY MAIL FROM FEMALES
 WOULD BE REPLIED PROMPTLY.MY LIKINGS- I WOULD TELL WHEN I GET MAIL. BYE
 NOW.........HOPE TO GET  MAIL.

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From: LMG123@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: hello
Date: 17 Nov 92 20:37:21 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

hi...i just want to find people to talk to...i'm 21, 5'3", 125 lb, mechanical e
ngineering tech. major, dark brown hair...send me a note!
From: doug@lpf.umd.edu (<*does not exist*>)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SF ISO SM (Boston area)
Summary: -=-=-=-< humor >-=-=-=-
Keywords: -=-=-=-< set humor > 0 >-=-=-=-
Date: 16 Nov 92 18:50:24 GMT
Followup-To: nawhhh...you'ld be dissapointed...
Organization: hah!  we don't need no steenkin' organization!


In article <1992Nov12.181339.24369@lemuria.sai.com> ap.6142@cupid.sai.com writes:

>Well, I have been "lurking" in this group for a few weeks now...I guess
>I'll try my hand at an ISO post...here goes.
>
>Religion is a big factor for me.  I have tried inter-religious relationships
>before they have ended painfully, so let me say the importance of you being
>Mormon is very high on my list. 
>I am an English major who does a lot of writing and has been described as
>reading omnivorously; this has been somewhat curtailed recently because of
>studies.  I also study Japanese and enjoy their art and culture; I want to
>travel there.  I have a keen interest in most subjects but am more weighted
>toward the literary end of the spectrum.  
>let's see, what else... I work out regularly during the week (aerobics) but
>am not really into a sport, nor am I particularly interested in someone who 
>is obsessive about a sport, either playing or watching.  I enjoy hiking and
>other outdoor activities.
>I am more interested in developing a good frienship at first, and seeing 
>where things go.  Guys who have been posting hormone-driven requests for
>"female fantasy" letters need not reply to this post...
>music: Journey, Amy Grant, Inxs, Tori Amos, Mozart, Chicago, Starship, Kitaro,
>the list goes on...:) the only things I really don't like are acid rock and
>twa
>ngy country.
>entertainment: well, I love dancing, of all kinds. I like movies and plays.
>I think that's enough for now.  If any of this sounds like it could apply to 
>you, please reply...
>oh. you don't have to be in Boston. Like I say, I'd like to start w/friendship
>and build from there....thanx.
>one more thing.  I am 21 yrs. old and 5'6". :)
>

	well... our family unit is looking for our 3rd wife.  we would like
 to interview you a a potential addition to our group.  if interested, please
 contact us.... **{touch bin/smiles/#5}**
	and, as always, i am/at:

             doug:  < doug@eng.umd.edu > : < doug@lpf.umd.edu >

           -=-=-=-=-=-=-< a ghost in the machine >--=-=-=-=-=-=-

           "now, as we drift a little further down the stream,
                was it all, what it seemed?
            was it true, was it real, or, just a dream?
                when you wake up you may find
            that you're not where you left yourself!"

                         justin hayward/john lodge: the blue jays
From: cn573@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ray Henry)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: recently single
Date: 19 Nov 1992 18:48:01 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


Cathy, the best treatment I've found for the kind of pain you
spoke of is a few close friends and time. Maybe you were hoping
for something more profound (or at least quicker) but that's
the best advice I can offer you.

On the idea of the mutualo AIDS testing, it is unusual. However,
I certainly cannot fault you for it; in this day and age, you
cannot be too careful. If he feels he has something to hide, you
may be better off without him. Woops, looks like I misspelled
"mutual." Oh, well. :)

Concerning where to meet people, I would say just do the things
you enjoy. If you are a Trekkie, go to Trek conventions. If you
like camping, get involved with an outdoors group. Other than
that, I can't help you. I have trouble meeting people myself.
My kind of people usually don't hang out in singles bars.

If all else fails, at least you have netfriends. :)

May you find your answers soon and with a minimum of pain.
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cn573@cleveland.freenet.edu  (719) 589-6479        |  be only
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It is better to have loved a short person than...  | -Highlander
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: ekman@netcom.com (Crossly the Glad-Eyed Bear)
Subject: Re: Help me please!
Organization: Home for the Terminally Infirm
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 07:01:13 GMT

In article <98652@netnews.upenn.edu> kniaz@sol1.lrsm.upenn.edu (Chris Kniaz -Fischer) writes:

>Admittedly, I find the idea of having sex with a pizza a little
>hard to handle, and I find myself missing her human form.
>The old saying " Be careful of the things you wish for, you just
>might get them" rings all too true for me. It's almost enough
>to make me go back to Confession. What should I do?

What should you do?  I dunno.  Have you considered talk.bizarre?
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