From: an729@anon.penet.fi (Gumby)
Subject: Holiday Singles Blues 12/18/92  / SM ISO SF
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Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 18:58:50 GMT


I will now put the ad first to avoid the ad not showing up if the anon
mailer accidentally trucates it.  Copy follows ad. And yes, the same old
boring ad will be re-written when I have time.....

Reply to ap.5497@cupid.sai.com OR an729@anon.penet.fi OR gumby@anon.penet.fi.

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I am a SWM living in the Boston area, nonsmoking working professional,
30, 6', dark hair, slim, attractive, whose interests include the 
outdoors, movies, food, music, guitar, health and fitness, art,
travel, and fun in general. Moderate to liberal politics (NO conservative
republicans! And no seperatists!). I am mostly easygoing and relaxed
and sometimes intense. 

I spent the first four months of this year on "sabbatical" traveling
around the world. Areas toured include India, Europe, and Israel.
Future travel plans include Europe (again. other parts not covered),
Egypt, and America (New Mexico, Arizona, the midwest.)

I wish to correspond with and possibly meet nonsmoking, attractive
women in the Boston/surrounding area. If you don't live in this 
area but just want to write, feel free.

I am attracted to women who are, among other things:

Strong preferences:  intelligent, independent, creative, know who they
are and what they want in people, have it together personally.     

Preferences: If you like this ad but don't quite match this part it does
not matter, write anyway.  Similer or compatible interests, 27 - 38,
5' 3" or + .

I modified the preferences part. Look, while the above is what
I'm attracted to in a person, it is not an all inclusive list nor does
it take into account the rare and elusive quality of IT. The unexplainable
pheromonic chemistry that seizes and entrances two people. (Not to forget
auric exchange or anything!) If I meet someone who is below 5' 3" or under
27 but ITs there I'm not going to check them off cause they don't meet
a, b, c, or d.  

Whatever. If this is not you but you know someone who fits this
description, please pass it on.  Thanks!

         Josh

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             * * * Holiday Singles Blues * * *  12/18/92

Vol I  No. 6


H A P P Y  H O L I D A Y S ! ! ! !

              H A P P Y  H A N U K K A H ! ! ! !

                           M E R R Y  C H R I S T M A S ! ! !
 
                                            H A P P Y  N E W  Y E A R ! ! !
  

Drive Safe. Shop Safe. Drink Safe. Eat Safe. Fax Safe. Don't fax anyone
I wouldn't!  And don't forget to use a cover sheet!
But live a little....! ;)


A Christmas Story
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I have been too busy to write what I intended to, however a friend 
the other day told me a story that I feel brings out the heartwarming
spirit and joy of the season. 

    The other night my friend John and I met at the Burlington mall for food
and shopping. Its a huge mall and of course has a HUGE parking lot. However,
since tis the season the lot was full and cars were circling like vultures
to find people leaving to get a spot. 

    Anyway, John found some people leaving and waited several minutes 
in his car with his blinker on for the people to go so he could take the 
spot. So what happens? A big 4 wheel drive truck pulls up and as the car
leaves this truck begins to back up into the spot. John pulls down the
window to yell at them but they don't see him so he begins to drive off
in exasperation.  As he begins to drive off the lady in the passenger side
pulls down her window and says to him, "Were you waiting for this spot??"
He says yes he was.  The lady apologizes profusely and says they didn't
see him. 

   So what do they do? They begin to pull out of the spot. Meanwhile, as 
they pull out, a Mercedes pulls in on the other side trying to steal the
spot from John before he can even get in. The truck stops and tells 
the people in the Mercedes, no sorry, they can't have the spot because 
John was waiting for it first. So the truck pulls out in such a way to 
block the Mercedes and to allow John in his Saturn to pull in.

    John told me this story when we met at the mall. I was amazed. I said,
"You know John, this is an example of man's humanity to man. Of 
what the true spirit and meaning behind this time of year is. Of what
wonderful personal qualities the holiday spirit can bring out in people."
John heartily agreed. Nevermind of course the scrooge Mercedes that was
selfish in its pursuit of a parking space so the selfish people could run
to the mall before it closed.

   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

   That was a true story but a told as a joke. Seriously, have a wonderful
holiday season. Don't let all the craziness get you down.

I'm going to NYC and Florida for two weeks. Talk to ya'll next year!

:)

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