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From: v067rcyf@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (AARDVARK)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: none
Date: 17 Dec 92 16:21:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>>>>>=> who are you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|>>>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|>>>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|>>>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|>>>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|>>What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>|>|> Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>|> Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember? 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Back in the first season?"
>>>>>>>>>>>>Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
>>>>>>>>>>>>alone beat up Wesley....
>>>>>>>>>>> O'Brian: "That does it, I am beaming you all into space and appointing myself
>>>>>>>>>>> Captain Miles..."
>>>>>>>>>>Geordie:  Enough!  I'm transferring all Warp, Impulse, APR,
>>>>>>>>>>and life support power into the holodeck for my new
>>>>>>>>>>"Wild Wanda and her Wanton Whips" program.  The rest of
>>>>>>>>>>you can suck cold vacuum.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Barkley: "Hey I helped program that, can I come in too????"
>>>>>>>>Wesley:  Hey! I programmed Wanda's Whips---you know, just the way you like it?
>>>>>>> Troi:  Geordie, your Star Fleet Battles training is showing.   I also sense
>>>>>>> great perversions....
>>>>>>	"Oh, boy..."
>>>>>Troi:  I sense a great mind.  A mind from the past.  Someone who as lived
>>>>>many lives, leaping from one to another....I also sense cigar smoke...
>>>>>
>>>>"I sense a small explosive that is tuned to detonate the next time Troi says '
>>>>I sense...'"  (Cheers are heard from the audience)
>>>Troi:  I sense great stupidity.   
>>P> [We hear squealing sounds of a dying bomb---the bad joke killed it]
>Piccard: Computer start self-destruct sequence.  This has gone too far!
Data: I cannot allow you to jeopardize life, computer abort sequence.

(no, it's not funny, it's Data)
------------------------------------aardvark
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael C Landauer)
Subject: Re: none
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:09:40 GMT


who are you?
I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."
Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, I
       get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember?  Back in the
       first season?"
Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
       alone beat up Wesley....
O'Brian: "That does it, I am beaming you all into space and appointing myself
          Captain Miles..."
Geordie:  Enough!  I'm transferring all Warp, Impulse, APR, and life support
          power into the holodeck for my new "Wild Wanda and her Wanton Whips"
          program.  The rest of you can suck cold vacuum.
Barkley: "Hey I helped program that, can I come in too????"
Wesley:  Hey! I programmed Wanda's Whips---you know, just the way you like it?
Troi:  Geordie, your Star Fleet Battles training is showing.   I also sense
       great perversions....
"Oh, boy..."
Troi:  I sense a great mind.  A mind from the past.  Someone who as lived many
       lives, leaping from one to another....I also sense cigar smoke...
"I sense a small explosive that is tuned to detonate the next time Troi says '
I sense...'"  (Cheers are heard from the audience)
Troi:  I sense great stupidity.   

   [We hear squealing sounds of a dying bomb---the bad joke killed it]

Piccard: Computer start self-destruct sequence.  This has gone too far!
Riker: NO the first officer does not concuur, I have taken orders from some
balding shakspearian throwback long enough, I'm taking over; worf set phasers
on kill and terminate the captain. 

"Admiral McCoy": Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a commedian!  I don't know
                 WHAT to say next..."

[The admiral bursts into flames due to Worf's horribly inaccurate shooting]
Worf: "Oops..."
Piccard:  Worf, belay Riker's order.  Computer cancel self-destruct.
	  We'll let this insanity continue.  Worf escort this Bart
	  Simpson to sick bay, and have Dr. Crusher examine his head.
	  Dr. Crusher when you're done examining Mr. Simpson please
	  report to my quarters so I can give you an "examination" of my
	  own.

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From: mskucher@math.uwaterloo.ca (Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF])
Subject: Re: none
Organization: Math Faculty Computing Facility, University of Waterloo, Canada
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 14:59:48 GMT

mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael C Landauer) writes:
>osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>Jeff Brackin <jefb@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> writes:
>>=> who are you?
>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>
>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"

OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: dbora@ils.nwu.edu (Donald Bora)
Subject: Re: none
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 02:20:48 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.135134.1@cc.uvcc.edu> brownea@cc.uvcc.edu writes:
>In article <3904@map.mdavcr.mda.ca>, ewm@mdavcr.mda.ca (Eric W. Mitchell) writes:
>> 
>> Please, please, please discontinue this thread.  It does not belong
>> here.
>	If this hurts your feelings, then take it as a flame, otherwise it's
>just an opinion...
>	I think it has every right to be here.  It won't (unless we all lose
>our minds) last more than a month or two, and it's VERY creative.  Besides,
>it's one of the funniest things I've seen all week.
>
>|===   You have no choice in the matter, so you may as well give in   ===|
>|===   and just be yourself.                                          ===|

   Here Here!!!!!!
I too think it is one of the funniest things I have seen all week!!!

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Donald F. Bora                            |  If you put garbage in a computer
The Institute for the Learning Sciences   |  nothing comes out but garbage.  
Northwestern University                   |  But this garbage, having passed
Evanston, Ill                             |  through a very expensive machine,
e-mail: dbora@ils.nwu.edu                 |  is somehow ennobled and none dare
work:   (708) 467-1972                    |  criticize it... -/usr/bin/fortune
             --------Be excellent to each other--------

Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: plutnj@aix.rpi.edu (James Matthew Plutnicki)
Subject: Re: none
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 23:19:13 GMT

>>>>>>	[ Attributions deleted to save space--you know you you are, anyway. ]
>>
>>>>>>> >>|> |> >>>>=> who are you?
>>>>>>> >>|> |> >>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>>>>>> >>|> |> >>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>>>>>> >>|> |> >>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>>>>>> >>|> |> >>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>>>>>>> >>|> |> >What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>>>>>>> >>|> |> Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
>>>>>>> >>|> Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."
>>>>>>> >>Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, 
>>>>>>> >>I get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember? 
>>>>>>> >>Back in the first season?"
>>>>>>> >Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
>>>>>>> >alone beat up Wesley....
>>>>>>> O'Brian: "That does it, I am beaming you all into space and appointing myself
>>>>>>> Captain Miles..."
>>>>>>Geordie:  Enough!  I'm transferring all Warp, Impulse, APR,
>>>>>>and life support power into the holodeck for my new
>>>>>>"Wild Wanda and her Wanton Whips" program.  The rest of
>>>>>>you can suck cold vacuum.
>>>>>>
>>>>>Barkley: "Hey I helped program that, can I come in too????"
>>>>Wesley:  Hey! I programmed Wanda's Whips---you know, just the way you like it?
>>> Troi:  Geordie, your Star Fleet Battles training is showing.   I also sense
>>> great perversions....
>>	"Oh, boy..."
>Troi:  I sense a great mind.  A mind from the past.  Someone who as lived
>many lives, leaping from one to another....I also sense cigar smoke...
>
"I sense a small explosive that is tuned to detonate the next time Troi says '
I sense...'"  (Cheers are heard from the audience)


-- 
 * James M. Plutnicki (plutnj@rpi.edu) * "There are no truths, only facts  *
 * Computer Systems Engineering Major  * blurred by opinion."   --Me       *
 * Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute    * "Confucius say,'Virginity like    * 
 * OS/2 advocate and user...:)         * balloon one prick all gone'."     *
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: dunkelza@titan.ucc.umass.edu (KEITH C MCCORMIC)
Subject: Re: Attention, conventioneers and convention planners!
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 01:57:38 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.184030.1@hamp.hampshire.edu> ckeroack@hamp.hampshire.edu writes:
>
>		Hi there!
>		I and my scifi club here in the Western Massachusetts area are
>sponsoring a scifi/fantasy convention on the last weekend of March, with 
>writing, comics and (hopefully) Star Trek guests, as well as a Society for 

  Guess what Chris?  You guys are not holding Convocation.  You may be holding 
a con, but it isn't CONVOCATION `93.  Convocation has moved to UMass, and is 
being sponsored with the help of the UMass Grenadiers.

  Next time you want to host my con, get a bigger place to hold it.  The 
Tavern my butt.  With this much time, we can get lots more people.  And since
Excalibur is so resistant to running the con properly, I took it elsewhere.
I remember how you guys were gonna do advertising for it last year.  Remember
that?  

Have a nice day.

Keith C. McCormic
Convention Chairman- Convocation 


-- 
_____________________________________________________________________________
| Dunkelzahn the Greater Western Dragon | "Eternal vigilance is the price   |
| Dunkelza@titan.ucc.umass.edu          |  of Freedom"                      |
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From: annie@whoville.manassas.ibm.com
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: RE: Another USFP Installment...
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:49:23 GMT
Reply-To: kehleyr@vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM, Federal Systems Company

How can I get all of USFP that has been written to date? I can't
ftp to anywhere, so is there another way?

Thanks,
Brenda J. Molina                                     kehleyr@vnet.ibm.com
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Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: jcharpak@acs.bu.edu (Joseph Charpak)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: none
Summary: where's MAW
Keywords: MAW
Date: 20 Dec 92 03:39:30 GMT
Organization: Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

In a related topic to the "who am I/who are you thread currently going
around, what ever became of MAW (the most annoying war) thread?
I've read through the part where thr Romulans and the Daleks were
getting together to destroy the Federation.  See yah.

No .sig so shoot me (shields up...Red Alert)
Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a clown...what?...oh, I'm that too.



Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: plutnj@aix.rpi.edu (James Matthew Plutnicki)
Subject: Re: none
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 15:35:53 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.142102.22339@zip.eecs.umich.edu> charles@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Charles Jacob Cohen) writes:
>In article <1992Dec15.121558.37102@watson.ibm.com> kehleyr@vnet.ibm.com writes:
>>In article <1gjeo8INNr34@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, bdsm@fermat.WPI.EDU (Billy Don McConnell) writes:
>>|> In article <latarra.724383967@camelot>, latarra@camelot.bradley.edu 
>>|> (Lisa Ehren) writes:
>>|> |> Charles Jacob Cohen writes:
>>|> |> >(Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) writes:
>>|> |> >>mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael C Landauer) writes:
>>|> |> >>>osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>>|> |> >>>>Jeff Brackin <jefb@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> writes:
>>|> |> >>>>=> who are you?
>>|> |> >>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>|> |> >>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>|> |> >>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>|> |> >>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>>|> |> >What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>>|> |> Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
>>|> Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."
>>Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, 
>>I get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember? 
>>Back in the first season?"
>Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
>alone beat up Wesley....
O'Brian: "That does it, I am beaming you all into space and appointing myself
Captain Miles..."

-- 
 * James M. Plutnicki (plutnj@rpi.edu) * "There are no truths, only facts  *
 * Computer Systems Engineering Major  * blurred by opinion."   --Me       *
 * Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute    * "Confucius say,'Virginity like    * 
 * OS/2 advocate and user...:)         * balloon one prick all gone'."     *
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Friday, 18 Dec 1992 15:28:41 CST
From: <U48415@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Homer Simpson/Jean-Luc Picard...Separated at Birth???

Any takers?
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: brownea@cc.uvcc.edu
Subject: Re: none
Organization: Utah Valley Community College
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 20:49:39 GMT

>>>>	[ Attributions deleted to save space--you know you you are, anyway. ]

>>>>> >>|> |> >>>>=> who are you?
>>>>> >>|> |> >>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>>>>> >>|> |> >>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>>>>> >>|> |> >>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>>>>> >>|> |> >>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>>>>> >>|> |> >What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>>>>> >>|> |> Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
>>>>> >>|> Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."
>>>>> >>Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, 
>>>>> >>I get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember? 
>>>>> >>Back in the first season?"
>>>>> >Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
>>>>> >alone beat up Wesley....
>>>>> O'Brian: "That does it, I am beaming you all into space and appointing myself
>>>>> Captain Miles..."
>>>>Geordie:  Enough!  I'm transferring all Warp, Impulse, APR,
>>>>and life support power into the holodeck for my new
>>>>"Wild Wanda and her Wanton Whips" program.  The rest of
>>>>you can suck cold vacuum.
>>>>
>>>Barkley: "Hey I helped program that, can I come in too????"
>>Wesley:  Hey! I programmed Wanda's Whips---you know, just the way you like it?
> Troi:  Geordie, your Star Fleet Battles training is showing.   I also sense
> great perversions....
	"Oh, boy..."

	(me, not my wife...)
Xref: sparky alt.startrek.creative:2783 rec.arts.anime:27213
From: efb@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Fred Byon)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative,rec.arts.anime
Subject: BubbleGum Trek is COMPLETE!  (for those in alt.startrek.creative)
Date: 16 Dec 92 02:13:15 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

For those of you that read a.s.c but not rec.arts.anime, yes, 
I managed to finish BubbleGum Trek!!!!  Here is the deal:  you will see
parts one and two along with the most recently written part 3 (part three
is divided into three "subparts", each 2000+ lines; I didn't want to start
going into parts 4 and 5 or anything, so I just made subparts).  I also
made some changes in part one (I included a little "introduction" thingy
by Sylia Stingray, and in an effort to have some continuity of sorts,
the Kirk/Scotty conversation is just a holodeck program; my story is set
in season 5 of TNG, and during that time, Scotty was still in the transporter
buffer on the yet-to-be-found USS Jenolan) 

And for those that may have missed it the first time, ENRIQUE CONTY (one
of the regulars of rec.arts.anime) is featured in my story as a Starfleet
Admiral (see part 3.3).

NOTE:  Only alt.startrek.creative will be seeing the story after this post
since I've already posted the entire story in r.a.a., but if anyone still
needs a copy of the story, email me.

I would like some kind of feedback, if possible!  Send mail to either of my
addresses listed below.

Fred Byon
BGT - To Boldly Fight Where No One Has Fought Before!
byonef@sage.cc.purdue.edu 
efb@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: brownea@cc.uvcc.edu
Subject: Re: none
Organization: Utah Valley Community College
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 20:51:34 GMT

In article <3904@map.mdavcr.mda.ca>, ewm@mdavcr.mda.ca (Eric W. Mitchell) writes:
> 
> Please, please, please discontinue this thread.  It does not belong
> here.
	If this hurts your feelings, then take it as a flame, otherwise it's
just an opinion...
	I think it has every right to be here.  It won't (unless we all lose
our minds) last more than a month or two, and it's VERY creative.  Besides,
it's one of the funniest things I've seen all week.

|===   You have no choice in the matter, so you may as well give in   ===|
|===   and just be yourself.                                          ===|
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: S106495@UMRVMA.umr.edu
Subject: Re: Another USFP Installment (Probably the last of the Calendar Year)
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 02:33:17 GMT
Organization: Univ of MO - Rolla

Well, I thought it was HILARIOUS.   Unfortunately, I'll have to start diggin
g thru ftp archives to get the rest...
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Friday, 18 Dec 1992 12:31:42 CST
From: <U50332@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: none
 <BzE74F.C7D@news.cso.uiuc.edu> <BzEv7J.218@nic.umass.edu>
 <1992Dec17.180310.18851@zip.eecs.umich.edu> <BzFC86.FDs@news.cso.uiuc.edu>

In article <BzFC86.FDs@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael C
Landauer) says:
>
>who are you?
>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
>What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
>Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
>Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q
>forever..."
>Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q,
>I
>       get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember?  Back in the
>       first season?"
>Troi:  Oh please, Worf.  You couldn't shoot the broad side of a Ferrengi, let
>       alone beat up Wesley....
>O'Brian: "That does it, I am beaming you all into space and appointing myself
>          Captain Miles..."
>Geordie:  Enough!  I'm transferring all Warp, Impulse, APR, and life support
>          power into the holodeck for my new "Wild Wanda and her Wanton Whips"
>          program.  The rest of you can suck cold vacuum.
>Barkley: "Hey I helped program that, can I come in too????"
>Wesley:  Hey! I programmed Wanda's Whips---you know, just the way you like it?
>Troi:  Geordie, your Star Fleet Battles training is showing.   I also sense
>       great perversions....
>"Oh, boy..."
>Troi:  I sense a great mind.  A mind from the past.  Someone who as lived many
>       lives, leaping from one to another....I also sense cigar smoke...
>"I sense a small explosive that is tuned to detonate the next time Troi says '
>I sense...'"  (Cheers are heard from the audience)
>Troi:  I sense great stupidity.
>
>   [We hear squealing sounds of a dying bomb---the bad joke killed it]
>
>Piccard: Computer start self-destruct sequence.  This has gone too far!
>Riker: NO the first officer does not concuur, I have taken orders from some
>balding shakspearian throwback long enough, I'm taking over; worf set phasers
>on kill and terminate the captain.
>
>"Admiral McCoy": Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a commedian!  I don't know
>                 WHAT to say next..."
>
>[The admiral bursts into flames due to Worf's horribly inaccurate shooting]
>Worf: "Oops..."
>Piccard:  Worf, belay Riker's order.  Computer cancel self-destruct.
>          We'll let this insanity continue.  Worf escort this Bart
>          Simpson to sick bay, and have Dr. Crusher examine his head.
>          Dr. Crusher when you're done examining Mr. Simpson please
>          report to my quarters so I can give you an "examination" of my
>          own.
>
  HOMER:  DOH!!!




Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: annie@ultra.manassas.ibm.com ()
Subject: Re: none
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 12:15:58 GMT
Reply-To: kehleyr@vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM, Federal Systems Company

In article <1gjeo8INNr34@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, bdsm@fermat.WPI.EDU (Billy Don McConnell) writes:
|> 
|> In article <latarra.724383967@camelot>, latarra@camelot.bradley.edu 
|> (Lisa Ehren) writes:
|> |> Charles Jacob Cohen writes:
|> |> >(Murray S. Kucherawy [MFCF]) writes:
|> |> >>mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael C Landauer) writes:
|> |> >>>osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
|> |> >>>>Jeff Brackin <jefb@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM> writes:
|> 
|> |> >>>>=> who are you?
|> 
|> |> >>>>I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
|> 
|> |> >>>So I'm Captain Jean-Luc Piccard
|> |> >>>"Lt. Worf take this 'Bart Simpson' to the brig"
|> 
|> |> >>OK, I'm Riker: "What the hell's going on over there?!"
|> 
|> |> >What the heck, I'm Troi:  "I sense great sarcasm..."
|>  
|> |> Q: "Hello, Jean-Luc, how'd you like my 'Bart Simpson'?"
|> 
|> Wesley: "Gee, Captain Picard, I just figured out a way to get rid of Q forever..."

Worf: "Growl! Captain, that is not honorable. If Wesley gets to get rid of Q, 
I get to get rid of Wesley!  I asked first - you remember? 
Back in the first season?"

-- 
Brenda J. Molina                                     kehleyr@vnet.ibm.com
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Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
From: tara@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Lady Johanna Constantine)
Subject: Re: Muppets Meets The Enterprise (TNG)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:49:09 GMT
Keywords: Muppets Jim Henson TNG Story

good to see Fenchurch again.  I haaven't read Mostly Harmless yet.
-- 
Lady Johanna Constantine | "When you remove the pin, Mr Hand
tara@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu    |  Grenade is no longer your friend"
Founder of the Church of Our Lady of the Perpetually Clueless
Disclaimer: The U of I doesn't give a damn or blast WHAT I do
From: tsearson@ucselx.sdsu.edu (Tom Searson)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Where are ftp sites for old stories?
Date: 19 Dec 92 00:27:15 GMT
Organization: SDSU Computing Services


  I am trying to create a cheap Christmas gift.  A group of StarTrek
stories on a floppy.  What are the best ftp sites to search for old 
stories?


Tom
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