HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Claudio.Terrorist@ed.ac.uk (Claudio.Terrorist)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Just woke up in a strange place
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:07:28 GMT
Reply-To: Claudio.Terrorist@ed.ac.uk (Claudio.Terrorist)
Organization: 10^23 cubic metres of fluffy dust

I wake up. Have a quick look at the watch. 4:30. Damn! Why on Earth
should I wake up at that time?

Oh, well, I might as well grab something to eat, as I feel like I'm
going to starve to death any second now. I look around. Something is
clearly strange here. Where am I?

Hmmm, this look definitely like JCMB. Maybe I didn't wake up, it's
just a nightmare. Next to me there is a terminal, a mug of ObTea,
and an ObBomb. What job was I working on before they hit me?

In the meantime, my brain has sort of registered the "awakened"
state of the rest of the body, and is trying its hardest to come
up with some imitation of rational thougt. To begin with, how can
it be 4:30am if outside is *light*? Hmmm, there's got to be an
explanation somewhere.

"Blame it on Mike Holmes" is the first thought I manage to complete.
Could it be that I am turning into Jeremy? Naah.

I look at the terminal, hoping that it can give me an idea. Apparently,
I was posting a peeve when it happened. Whatever it was. The subject
says: "Civilization".

Suddenly, I remembered. Yesterday Mike Holmes forced me to take part
in a game of Civilization. All the details start falling into place.
I haven't had anything to eat in 29 hours, which explain the feeling
that I'm starving to death. We started just as I was going out to
get something to eat for dinner.

I will spare you the details. At some point I decided it was getting
late, so I went away. Only then I noticed it was 3am. But I couldn't
possibly leave Mike alone to deal with the Froggies, who seemed to
have stolen somewhere a superior technology, so at 3:10am I was back
there.

I can't remember precisely when I managed to drag myself back to the
office to peeve about addictive games, must have been about 6, and the
game had still a lot to go on. I must have fallen asleep halfway through
my peeve.

ObPeeve. Addictive games.

 
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From: Claudio.Terrorist@ed.ac.uk (Claudio.Terrorist)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: And Another Traffic Peeve
Date: 28 Jan 93 08:57:43 GMT
Reply-To: Claudio.Terrorist@ed.ac.uk (Claudio.Terrorist)
Organization: 10^23 cubic metres of fluffy dust

Just seen while walking from JCMB to The Tower(*) another type of
"If I slow down everything will be all right" drivers.

OK, so this is city, and the speed limit is 30mph. Take now a driver
who is going 25mph below the limit. Put an ambulance (or any other
emergency vehicle) on the road. The sirens make me jump at first
because I think that this is the police. Then I realise that it's
a different type of siren. The (30-25) mph drivers think the same,
think that they are going to be stopped for speeding [sic], and
slow down to a 0.00001 mph paralitic-old-aged-snail-walk. This, of
course, after placing themselves firmly in the middle of the road.

The ambulance had to take another way, as they just wouldn't go away.

(*) which is nothing more than a jail, redecorated to look like
an University building.

 
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From: nolan@twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw)
Subject: Memories (was Traffic Peeves)
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Somewhere West of Nowhere
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 17:11:26 GMT


In article <1k3t9qINN33j@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM>, geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:
[Sears Point update time]
        Well, there was this blonde in tight blue jeans standing
        on a trailer across the way whom JZ and I were ogling
        quite openly, and...oh, you mean *car-type*  stuff. 
--
The time - May, 67. The place, Laguna Seca. The incident: LOTS of drivers
losing it in the neighborhood of turn 2. The reason: a blonde in a miniskirt
sitting on the hill between 1 and 2. Actually she wasn't wearing undies and
would flash the drivers passing by so her SO could have a decent chance at
finishing in da money.
--
Nolan "I knew Al Holbert when he was an amateur" Hinshaw

Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw)
Subject: Context (was phone addicts)
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: International Society of Literary Critics
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 17:13:41 GMT


In article <C1JqGB.2M1@vcd.hp.com>, dmunroe@vcd.hp.com (Dave Munroe) writes:

--unrelated peeve: I found out that it's hard to wipe up lots of blood.  The
--actual wiping isn't difficult, it's just that when you think you're done,
--you find a bunch of drops, streaks, or a pool of it in some place where you
--just didn't expect to find it - augh!!!!  it keeps popping up!

Well, dammit, stop picking your nose (or was it your hemorrhoids?) and get a
life!
From: paul@alantec.com (G. Paul Ziemba)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Fleetwood Mac, Go Own Your Way!
Date: 24 Jan 93 18:48:06 GMT
Distribution: alt.peeves

nolan@lurch.twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw) writes:

>Could be impacted anal glands. If so he prolly needs a squeeze. It happens
>alla time with our male cat.

GIF! GIF!
-- 
Paul Ziemba  paul@alantec.com	alantec!paul  408.955.9000 x227

"The first TV I ever owned...I threw from a third story window at a burglar"
 - sjackson@parc.xerox.com
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (Dr. Miller, DVM)
Subject: Pets (was Fleetwood Mac, Go Own Your Way!)
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Sunset Pet Hospital
Distribution: alt.peeves
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 22:37:58 GMT


In article <1993Jan21.183343.18478@twg.com>, donp@twg.com (Donkey Peter) 
writes:

|>ok, he-who-squeezes-cat-butts, this sounds like new and as yet, uncharted
|>peeve fodder. DETAILS, man! DETAILS! How do know when it's squeezing time?
|>The PROCEDURE! What is the fucking PROCEDURE? 

It's simple, Wad-from-dick. When the cat scoots his butt on the rug, leaks on
the furniture, and has problems spraying the neighbors' property it's time for
treatment. The treatment is to take the animal to the vet! (nless, of course,
you have an especially strong interest in feline glandular secretions.)

Sheesh!

Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: zursch@whizkid.wpd.sgi.com (Jeffrey B. Zurschmeide)
Subject: Re: Literary peeves  
Reply-To: zursch@whizkid.wpd.sgi.com (Jeffrey B. Zurschmeide)
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 21:18:00 GMT


Oh Bob, don't get huffy. 

We still like you. 

You just brought up a major peeve, that's all. 

We're not shooting *at* you, bud, we're shooting *with* you....

JZ (now put on this pair of bunny ears and run across my field o' vision again)
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: My trip out West (long)
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 16:14:59 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <1jq86qINN4t6@titan.ucs.umass.edu>, Well Paid in Name Only writes:

> Mega!Peeve:  My trip to the West Coast.  I think I managed to squeeze in all

> First !Peevesome thing i did: Shooting trip on Saturday the 9th.  This 

> Peeve:  We never were able to get it together to make a dac-shaped target.

I guess the conversation went something like:

	"Hey, let's make a dac-shaped target.  Damn, can't seem
	 to find a block of wood thick enough!"

Cute, JG.  

I'll cogitate upon the ethical correctness of mentioning
vibrators.

Expect updates later.

Dac
--
"Her nipples went 'spung'."
                     Number of the Beast.
                     Robert A. Heinlein.
From: dre@catnip.berkeley.ca.us ()
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More Gun Control
Date: 24 Jan 93 16:53:05 GMT
Organization: The San Jose Home for Perverted Hackers

cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy) writes:

>In article <1993Jan20.174628.11292@igor.tamri.com>, donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin) writes:

>|> Or vote?

>I don't lose my temper and blow somebody's head off with my vote.

No, but you voted for Carter and helped to fuck up the economy big-time.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More Gun Control
Date: 28 Jan 93 04:46:16 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <C1Jqs3.2q2@vcd.hp.com> dmunroe@vcd.hp.com (Dave Munroe) writes:
>curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>
>>there are two reasons why people commit crimes:
>>
>>(1) because it's fun.
>>and (2) because it pays.
>
>Certainly those reasons are true, but there not the only reasons.  The guy
>who is on an $85 per day coke habit (or whatever), is going to get those
>85 bucks no matter what it takes, and it's usually crime.

Also I should point out that crack costs about $5 a rock, and anyone
capable of ingesting 17 such in a day is not a man; he is an elephant.

But people like having money for other reasons than smoking crack, you
know.  If Marion can feed his $85/day crack habit through mugging and
larceny, you can feed your $85/day Mercedes habit exactly the same way.

c
whose taste runs more to paper than to rock
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More Gun Control
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 16:26:42 GMT
 <3Tpks*7-0@prolix.apana.org.au> <1993Jan21.004448.12123@bbxrbk>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <1993Jan21.004448.12123@bbxrbk>, Russ Kepler writes:

> In article <3Tpks*7-0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
> >> Not necessarily.  For example, one could keep a loaded double action revolver,
> >> with a trigger lock BEHIND the trigger.  No way to fire it without removing
> >
> >Sure, Don. This is just so utterly and totally believable. 
> 
> Tell you what, DAC, next time you're in Albuquerque feel free to break
> into my house.  I have a handgun in the bedroom in a locked case. Just

Yo, Russ.  Here, have a small clue:  I'm not a criminal.
Habitual or otherwise.  I have no interest in breaking into your
house.  If I DID I would certainly make sure that nobody was home
at the time.

> everything that your bleeding carcass can carry out.  I've got some
> neat computer gear back in the study and lots of tools in the garage,

	"Hey lets hike over to America, visit Alburquerquerque,
	and break into Russ Keplar's abode, and steal his 
	compunerdygeeky toys, and then try and get them back to Oz."

	'Sounds like a cool idea, Dac.  Now go back to sleep.'

Dac
--
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Smug Ex-Oxbridge types (we hate 'em)
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 12:20:50 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

egev05@castle.ed.ac.uk (B A Page) writes:
> Or on British TV as a nauseatingly smug game-show entitled "Call My
> Bluff".   This involved lots of smartarse Ex-Oxbridge types (Frank Muir et
> al) pontificating about their knowledge of the English language and
> generally leaving the audience with a feeling that they would like to
> stuff the microphone up the bottoms of all the participants.

I saw "Call My Bluff" one week.  One of the amazingly obscure mystery words
was "Breezeblock".

"Jesus Christ," I thought, "You mean none of these arseholes have ever seen a
breezeblock?  Shit.  Maybe the next word will be something really tricky,
like 'brick' or 'cement'."

   "Frank?"

   "Cement -- or ke-mont as it's called -- is a traditional French cold soup
    made from pureed snails.  It's a delicacy amongst the more fashionable
    restaurants which I visit in Paris."

> P.S. - There will be a prize (unspecified) for the first person who
> spots the blatant hypocrisy in the above post

Let me guess -- you went to the University.  Or perhaps you went to Oxford.


mathew
From: russ@bbxrbk (Russ Kepler)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Flats - being a combined French bastards/fucking EC peeve
Date: 27 Jan 93 02:15:36 GMT
Organization: russ at home in Albuquerque New Mexico

In article <30825@castle.ed.ac.uk> jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (Jeremy Henderson) writes:
>                                                       ...... So not only is
>this Parisian bitch a thief, she's also a liar, but since nothing is down in
>paper, there's sweet FA I can do about it. The only satisfaction left is to
>tell them to stick their job right up their haemmarhoidal French botties.

Ahhh, I can see that you've discovered the essence of French culture.

Peeve: we have a distributor in France, just outside Paris, and I
*had* to visit a couple of times a year.  Biggest pain in the ass trip
in the world.

!Peeve: we got large enough for me to deputize someone else to suffer
the terrors of Paris, and I got to enjoy working in the other French
cities.

!Peeve: my brother-in-law, born and raised 50km outside Paris, after
living in Paris for 5 year now refuses to return.  Claims that Paris
is far from the centre (spelled that way for our UK cousins) of the
universe but may well be the sphincter of another region.

-- 
Russ Kepler, posting from home   russ@bbx.basis.com, bbxrbk!russ@bbx.basis.com
"It's better to be quotable than to be honest" - Tom Stoppard
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: ...
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 09:01:09 GMT
 <3Tpks*7-0@prolix.apana.org.au> <1993Jan20.213309.10270@igor.tamri.com>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <1993Jan20.213309.10270@igor.tamri.com>, Don Baldwin writes:

> Hey, if they rush me I can put an epee through their eye or whack them
> with one of several heavy wooden implements.

You would risk damage your historical dildo collection? What a
loon.

> Peeve:  Sitting at my desk programming away, KNOWING that there's a
>         goodly supply of chocolate inside.  Just sitting there, waiting
>         for me to weaken.

Chocolate would prolly give me gout.

Peeve: Gout. I was diagnosed as having gout, one morning in 1984,
       when I woke up, got out of bed, and collapsed in pain,
       thinking that I must have broken my big toe during the night.

Peeve: Cochicane(?sp). Gives you the runs, and plays havoc with
       your stomach.

Peeve: Voltaren: Plays more havoc with your stomach.

!Peeve: Zyloprim. A 'preventative' drug that stops the body
producing the enzyme that breaks down stuff in the bloodstream to
uric acid [the stuff is still expunged, but via a different
mechanism].

!Peeve: Not having suffered gout for quite a long time, due to
        taking my Zyloprim regularly.

Peeve: Suddenly getting gout, even though I haven't stopped
       taking the zyloprim. At least the symptoms have gone
       today, but I have to take it easy on the alcohol, and
       anything with citiric acid in it is verboten.  Damn damn
       damn.

Dac
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dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: geoffm@netcom.com (Geoff Miller)
Subject: Re: More Gun Control
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 00:43:03 GMT



In article <1993Jan26.183828.23663@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu 
(Bill Berbenich) writes:

>Of course, you PUNISH them.  That's ultimately what should be done any time
>anyone violates the rights of another, with a mechanical device or
>otherwise.

>So all we've done in the meantime is added a layer of laws to confound the
>innocent and the law-abiding.  We've thumbed our noses at the Constitution,
>all in the name of a "Do something, ANYTHING" public hype.  But we have
>ended up with the same old callous attitudes about human life and we have
>only deterred those people who we should not be deterring, the honest
>citizens.


That's the crux of the problem:  We're muddling through a time in which
a premium is placed on quickie, simplistic pseudo-solutions that pander
to public hysteria, at the expense of the notion of personal accountability.



Geoff

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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: obrien@netcom.com (No parking EXCEPT FOR BOB)
Subject: Re: Upper Respiratory, USA
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 09:23:01 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.185935.28220@twg.com> nolan@twg.com writes:
>
>I wish I could get rid of this gob of mucous that's stuck at the junction of
>my bronchii. Coughing doesn't work. Decongestants fail likewise. It's been
>there for weeks now. I'm thinking of having my windpipes cauterized.


I used to work for a guy who (at least claimed that) in that situation, would
put vodka in the vaporiser and stand on his head next to the mist.


!peeve: when he explained all this, I laughed so hard it started the
coughing fit that splattered my offending mucous all over the carpet.
(state-owned carpet, nobody cared much)

peeve: now everybody's gonna ask for GIFs

More recently, I find standing in the shower (as hot as I can stand),
filling the room with mist/steam, and then trying to snort the water
as it sprays on my face, to be the best I can manage.

major peeve: I got the three-week crud at the same time I got a layoff
notice, screwing the whole time when I could have looked for a job
without having to mention losing the old one.

	Bob O'Bob
--
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: obrien@netcom.com (No parking EXCEPT FOR BOB)
Subject: Re: Simple Question
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 09:42:28 GMT

peeve: postings with so many crossposted groups, there's _no_way_ I
want to bother reading them

!peeve: killfiles:     /politics/h:j    /religion/h:j

peeve: people that screw up a post royally (like I did *this* one first try)
and are too braindead to learn how to CANCEL


	Bob O'Bob
From: yarvin@cs.yale.edu (Norman Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: More Brat Control
Date: 28 Jan 1993 14:15:44 -0500
Organization: Yale Computer Science Department
NNTP-Posting-Host: cathy.na.cs.yale.edu

shampton@jarthur.claremont.edu (Scott M Hampton) writes:
>In article <1k7p8nINN5sg@CATHY.NA.CS.YALE.EDU> yarvin@cs.yale.edu (Norman Yarvin) writes:
>>shampton@jarthur.claremont.edu (Scott M Hampton) writes:
>>> The bullet leaves the
>>>barrel of most firearms at extra-Mach velocities. Thus the crack. When in a
>>>free fall, however, the speed of sound is the ultimate limit on velocity.
>>
>>The word is "terminal velocity", creep.  And it has little to do with the
>>speed of sound.
>
>Arrgh. College students with an attitude. Fargh. Note use of word ULTIMATE
>in above sentence. Given an ogive bullet at sub-mach velocities travelling
>with the primary axis of the bullet exactly aligned in the direction of
>flight AND spinning at less than about dia*1000 radian/sec the equation of
>state term for drag is v^2.37, unless the length to diameter ratio is less 
>than about 4 in which case it's not. But thanks for the compliment! Now go 
>felch your physics TA for fluid flow practice.

Good lord.  What a spew of intellectual vomit.  And it's completely
irrelevant.  You'll have to do better than picking up a random book on
ballistics, turning to a random page, and repeating a random paragraph, in
order for your words to cut any ice in this forum.

The plain fact is that terminal velocity can be greater than Mach 1.  I'm
not going to corroborate this fact, since I prefer just denouncing you.

>>Peeve: physics abuse.  The phenomenon where a person who knows physics
>>superficially tries to use it to intimidate innocent victims.
>
>There are *NO* innocent victims here. There are only predators and prey.

Some of us have other means of procuring our entertainment than using our
knowledge to intimidate those who do not share it.


--
Norman Yarvin						yarvin@cs.yale.edu
 "Riot, n.  A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent
  bystanders." -- Ambrose Bierce, _The Devil's Dictionary_
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: obrien@netcom.com (No parking EXCEPT FOR BOB)
Subject: Re: take MY half out of the middle, was: King of the Sidewalk Peeve
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 09:20:20 GMT

potler@umbc.edu (Laura Potler) writes:
>reminds me of a friend of a friend who noticed that a lady in a mercedes was
>trying to cut into his lane. he leaned out the window and yelled "COMPANY CAR!!
>I'M NOT YIELDING!! COMPANY CAR, LADY!!"

Last time I went to Boston, I was advised to keep the rental agreement
at hand in case I needed to wave it at somebody.  Sure enough, the 
yuppie/BDI in the 7-series BMW knew what I meant.   (!peeve)

Then I made a swerve at him, as if in retaliation, but without
actually leaving my lane.  Them things sure accelerate better'n a
Dodge Shadow, but I was happily rid of another fool for a few seconds.

As far as driving skills, Boston seems to be a BDI magnet.
There's a lot of places I haven't been, but Boston was far
worse than DeeCee or N'Yawk, IMO.

	Bob "defensive/offensive driving, whatever works" O'Bob
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Alexander Vrchoticky)
Subject: Re: My trip out West (long)
Organization: Technical University Vienna, Dept. for Realtime Systems, AUSTRIA
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 20:15:21 GMT

egev05@castle.ed.ac.uk (B A Page) writes:

>Hold on - I should have nominated Alex Vr********** for this post -
>turning up in a pub in London wearing a tee-shirt with "I'm feeling
>peevish" written on it.

actually, the shirt said `are you feeling peevish?'. 

entirely unrelated peeve: dirty dishes. 

we're not talking the usual dirty dishes here. we're talking seriously
ikky stuff, with a distinct nonzero probability that intelligent
lifeforms have developed since i last dared to take a peek into that
kitchen. 

worse, i don't have any roomie to blame, this mess is entirely 
my business, although a few friends contributed glasses with dried
orange juice and plates with a few dried noodles.

so then. the time is now, now is the time. i'm gonna take a short trip
west and get it over with. 

-alex

-- 
Alexander Vrchoticky             alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at
TU Vienna, CS/Real-Time Systems  +43/1/58801-8168
From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Max Torque)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Advice On: auto-oral sex
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Date: 21 Jan 1993 20:17:25 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Menlo Park, Ca.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com



nolan@twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw) writes:

>OTOH, a blow job from Hercules is a good way to start Orion.


Just be sure to remove the broken starter first, be careful of FOD,
and watch that turbine inlet temperature once you get lightoff.

Peeve:  overtemp inspections.

!Peeve:  windmill taxi starts.


Geoff


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Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.tasteless
From: dmunroe@vcd.hp.com (Dave Munroe)
Subject: Peeve du jour
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 18:43:08 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard

My peeve is that a vomitory isn't what I thought it was.

-Dave