From: jpw@octel.com (Jason in the Hood)
Subject: Re: Part Two of "Dryads' Dailiness"
Keywords: Nymphette
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 16:59:32 GMT

Judi (the Nympho) Lane bemoans again against withering odds:
> You mean, I don't have a *choice*?? Hmmm... (Judi thinks for a minute
> about the implications of her innocence going south on ARC, letting

Hmmm...  what a trip down mammory ... er, memory Lane...  Innocence??
sheeshhh... I'll bet you haven't seen _that_ in quite awhile!!
<Very Evil Grin> ;}

> her thoughts linger on the images of ripmeister and others like him,
> realizing that she is now quite incomfortable sitting with her legs
> crossed.  oooooohhh, it's definitely getting warmer in here...)

Well, do what you always used to do when it got too warm... ;}

>Brad Levy defines:
>>I have checked my dictionary, and it defines dryad as, basically, a
>>nymph of the woods.  So asserting the title of Official Dryad of ARC,
>>one automatically accepts the label of Nymph.  
>
>  Oh, yeah??  Well, there's still a *BIG* difference between "nymph"
>  and "nympho" there, Brad.  Although it's true that rip has absolutely
>  no success in distinguishing between the two (for obvious reasons),

Obvious reasons?  Hmmm.... <thinking hard>  Well, I can't think of any
obvious ones that don't apply to you anyway... ;}

>>(Random House) defines a nymph as one of a class of lesser deities of
>>mythology, conceived of as beautiful maidens inhabiting the waters,
>>woods, mountains, etc, or a beautiful young woman, or (one we don't need
>>to apply) the young of an insect that undergoes complete metamorphosis.
>
>  Anyone like Jason the Hood who cracks a comment about the insect part 
>  invites death.  Thank you, Brad, for your kindest words! *hughug* 8^)

AAAhahahahhhhahahaaaaagggghhhghgh<cough> <cough>... <Ahemm> <cough>
<holds mouth clenched tightly shut>

>>Given these definitions, nymphette would not be proper (unless perhaps
>>she was a baby or very tiny nymph.  My eyes don't see very clearly through
>>coax, but I don't think Judi is likely to be that tiny.)
>  More warnings... you know who you are.

Aaahahahahahrrrrgghghghh<cough>!!  <massive trauma of the mouth>
Oh well.  What's a little death, eh? ;}
  Ya know Brad, Ya'll just _have_ to go to CaliChat and find out for
yourself... ;}  That passage may have more meaning than you realize... ;}
And that's "Jason de Hood", if you please!
  "And that's "Jason de Hood", if you _don't_ please <ta cha cha cha>"
<singing siamese cat's in the background>

>  "Died of natural causes and lost their souls."  Oh... you mean they
>  were once Christmas trees from rip's office.  Well, that explains it.

Wait, wait.. I don't get it.  Now, I can understand where trees died of
natural causes... but I don't understand the connection to RIP's office!
Does that mean he came in around Xmas time, and a tree had crawled out
of the forest, and sacrificed itself in his office?
  This is a natural cause?
  Or do you mean a tree had lost it's innocence, and so it's soul, and
therefore couldn't stand to be with the other trees and decided on a
bizare ritual of self-inflicted death?  And chose Rip as the most obvious
bizare person around?

>  So be it!!  I vote for Brad to be The Official Cuddle-Puppy of ARC.
>  (And he can jump on up into the top of my redwood and lick my face
>   anytime, you little cutie!! 8^)  woof woof!)
>
>   Judi
>   The Official Dryad of the RFA
>   (hmph... maybe ripster's right afterall 8^) teehee)

The defence rests, your honor.  Jury, do your Duty!

Jasonzied - pullsuphishoodedcloakandvanishesintotheforest

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