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From: Tom.Steiszkal@f354.n633.z3.fidonet.org (Tom Steiszkal)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Uhmm, Irish joke
Date: Sun, 08 Nov 1992 23:26:00 +1100

Organisation : Done Well
(Joke in itself!)

Paddy was busy fixing the outside fence, hammering away
& having a great time, but alas throwing away half of
the nails cos the points were at the wrong end..

Now, along comes Mick & say's "Paddy, why ya throwing
away half the nails", where Paddy tells him the above.
"Don't be stupid lad, their for the OTHER side of the fence".


I won't bore you with a page and a half of Heirogliphics..
Not that way inclined....

Cheers


 * Origin: Pat's Place.....Who glued the cup to the table? (3:633/354)
From: slaterk@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: re cop this !!!!
Date: 10 Nov 92 09:03:38 AET
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia

A poem attributed to the pen of the late great poet Robbie Burns:

Oh slimy slithery slit,
An inch removed from sh*t
How men can blunder in thy p*ss
And call it bliss
F*cked if I know

From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: cop this !!!!
Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1992 18:28:00 +1000

WARNING!!!! READ AT OWN RISK!

follow page down,























     HOW A PUSSY WAS MADE

Seven wise men made up their minds
To build a pussy, of their own design,
The first a carpenter, full of wit,
With a hammer and chisel he carved a split,
The second a blacksmith, black as coal,
With a hammer and anvil he forged a hole,
The third a tailor, tall and thin,
With a piece of pink ribbon he lined it within,
The fourth a furrier, big and stout,
With the fur of a bear he lined it without,
The fifth a sculptor, who spoke with a hiss,
Shaped and molded and said it would piss,
The sixth a fisherman, old and bent,
With a piece of old herring he gave it a scent,
The seventh a Rabbi, a mean old runt,
Fucked it and blessed it and called it a cunt.

 * Origin: Tassie DataBank, 4 Lines, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)
From: williamsa@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: Wanted: Silly Mathematics Proofs
Date: 8 Nov 92 13:29:28 AET
Distribution: aus
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia

In article <1552@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au>, shaneb@auzodt3.mel.cocam.oz.au (Shane Booth) writes:
> 
> Wasn't Tony's proof obvious enough for you guys?  :-)
> If you need the rest of it spelt out then here goes...
> 
> Lemma:  All prime numbers are odd
> 
> Proof:
> Pick a prime number p at random.  The probability p is odd is identically 1.
> A probability of 1 is a certainty.  Hence, all prime numbers are odd.
> 
> Q.E.D.

Counter Lemma: Not all prime numbers are odd.

Proof by counter-example:

The number 2 is prime, and it is even, therefore not all prime numbers
are odd.

Alan

Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
From: fraser@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Fraser Wilson)
Subject: Re: Real-life jokes
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 05:03:26 GMT

ewartd@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au writes:

>At least Al Gore knows how many "e's" their are in potato!

Probably knows the difference between there and their too!

:)

Fraser.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: facts
From: gareth@lucifer.latrobe.edu.au (Chief Smeghead)
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 21:53:06 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <721337358.AA08174@csource.oz.au> Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather) writes:
>ONCE AGAIN....READ AT OWN RISK ( contains a few nice words )
>
>			PLAIN FACTS
>
>	Scientists have determined that the average time of
>intercourse  is four minutes. The average number of strokes
>per  minute is nine, making the average intercourse consist
>of 36 strokes.
>
>	Since the average length is six inches, the average
>girl receives 216 inches or 18 feet per intercourse.
>
>	The  average girl does it about three times a week,

Well could you send the average girl around my place for my two weeks 
annual leave?

:-)

Gareth.

-- 
gareth@lucifer.latrobe.edu.au
From: shaneb@auzodt3.mel.cocam.oz.au (Shane Booth)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: Wanted: Silly Mathematics Proofs
Date: 5 Nov 92 02:41:32 GMT
Reply-To: shaneb@auzodt3.mel.cocam.oz.au
Distribution: aus
Organization: Co-Cam Computer Group

In article <1992Nov4.024955.24200@citec.oz.au>, sgccgjc@citec.oz.au (Graeme Cumming) writes:
|> twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD) writes:
|> 
|> >Ummm... What about the number 2. It's even coz it appears between two odd
|> >numbers, and is odd coz it is only divisible by 1 and itself.
|>                  ^^^
|> Since when was this a test for a number being odd? This rather is a simple
|> test for a prime no.

Wasn't Tony's proof obvious enough for you guys?  :-)
If you need the rest of it spelt out then here goes...

Lemma:  All prime numbers are odd

Proof:
Pick a prime number p at random.  The probability p is odd is identically 1.
A probability of 1 is a certainty.  Hence, all prime numbers are odd.

Q.E.D.

-- 
Shane Booth: shaneb@auzodt3.mel.cocam.oz.au
Co-Cam Computer Group, Abbotsford, Vic.
From: peterw@archsci.arch.su.oz.au (Peter Williams )
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: heres more !
Date: 5 Nov 92 04:25:37 GMT
Organization: Design Computing Unit, The University of Sydney

In article <720930316.AA06944@csource.oz.au>, Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather) writes:
|> EXTRACTS FROM THE QUEENSLAND SEX EDUCATION BOOKLET
|> --------------------------------------------------
|> 
|> <bits deleted>
|> 
|>  * Origin: Tassie DataBank, 4 Lines, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)
|> 

This an almost verbatim extract from a Larry Pickering cartoon of the 70's minus
the amusing pictures. That is it is blatant plagiarism!!!!

You don't have to be original but you could at least acknowledge your sources.

-- 
Peter Williams                |e-mail: peterw@archsci.arch.su.edu.au
Key Centre for Design Quality |phone: +61-2-692 2053 or +61-2-660 6156
University of Sydney          |+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
From: twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: Wanted: Silly Mathematics Proofs
Date: 6 Nov 92 05:46:13 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Co-Cam Computer Group, Oz


So let's take this a little further...

Having established that 2 is both odd and even, What gender is the number 3?

I propose that it is 1/4 even and 3/4 odd.

How?. Well, since it is half the time between two even numbers, it is at least
1/2 odd. The rest of the time it is between an odd and an even number,
therefore making it another 1/4 odd ( 1/2 of 1/2 ) and 1/4 even.

Q.E.D. ! :-)-|--<

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From: twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: Wanted: Silly Mathematics Proofs
Date: 6 Nov 92 05:23:01 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Co-Cam Computer Group, Oz

In article <1552@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au> shaneb@auzodt3.mel.cocam.oz.au writes:
>In article <1992Nov4.024955.24200@citec.oz.au>, sgccgjc@citec.oz.au (Graeme Cumming) writes:
>|> twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD) writes:
>|> >numbers, and is odd coz it is only divisible by 1 and itself.
>|>                  ^^^
>|> Since when was this a test for a number being odd? This rather is a simple
>|> test for a prime no.

Oops sorry, your'e right. This is a test for a prime number. HOWEVER!!!!...

                                .
                                .
                                .

>Wasn't Tony's proof obvious enough for you guys?  :-)
>If you need the rest of it spelt out then here goes...
>Lemma:  All prime numbers are odd
>Proof:
>Pick a prime number p at random.  The probability p is odd is identically 1.
>A probability of 1 is a certainty.  Hence, all prime numbers are odd.
>Q.E.D.
>Shane Booth: shaneb@auzodt3.mel.cocam.oz.au
>Co-Cam Computer Group, Abbotsford, Vic.


So there! Thanks Shane.



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From: williamsa@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: Wanted: Silly Mathematics Proofs
Date: 3 Nov 92 17:25:33 AET
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia
Followup-To: aus.jokes.d
Distribution: aus

In article <1547@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au>, twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD) writes:
> In article <summer.720656625@murillo> summer@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (Mark Summerfield) writes:
>>9242837t@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Ruzza E Hutchens) writes:
>>
>>
>>I heard is as Alexander the Great, and it went something like this...
>>
>>Alexander the Great was a great general.
>>It is well known that great generals are forewarned, because "forewarned
>>is fore-armed"
>>However, "four" is an odd number arms for a general to have.
>>But four is also an even number.
>>The only number which is both even and odd is infinity.
> 
> Ummm... What about the number 2. It's even coz it appears between two odd
> numbers, and is odd coz it is only divisible by 1 and itself.
> HA!

That's not the definition of an odd number, d*ckhead, think about it. 
                                     
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
From: sgccgjc@citec.oz.au (Graeme Cumming)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Silly Mathematics Proofs
Organization: CITEC
Distribution: aus
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1992 02:49:55 GMT

twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD) writes:

>Ummm... What about the number 2. It's even coz it appears between two odd
>numbers, and is odd coz it is only divisible by 1 and itself.
                 ^^^
Since when was this a test for a number being odd? This rather is a simple test for a prime no.
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Subject: Re:Get-a-brain aka get-at-thought
From: s206001@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au
Date: 12 Nov 92 12:23:38 GMT
Followup-To: aus.jokes.d
Distribution: aus

In article <1833@spam.ua.oz>, jnixon@spam.ua.oz (John Nixon) writes:
> In article <1992Nov11.151841.1@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au> s206001@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au writes:
>>Add one about people from SA who think to liven things up but fail dismally.
> "People from SA who think to liven things up."?  Now *that's* funny!
Oh sorry the operative there was think,yes that *is* funny. 

>>Sorry but I must have gone into the wrong aus.jokes!  I thought I was going to
>>laugh my mistake.. but then we can't all laugh at the same things life wouldn't
> "I thought I was going to laugh my mistake."?  Now that's *really* funny!
Thanks true humour is *so* hard to find :P

>>be life then would it?
> You bet.  Think about it.
Why I wrote it I know..

>>Keep trying John you'll maybe get there :)
> I'm already there!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes John *dear* but where exactly is there?  I'll bet it isn't where I sent
you. He he he 

>>Irene
> ^^^^^^
> My joke for today.  Where was yours?
> John Nixon {Humour Impaired} jnixon@spam.maths.adelaide.edu.au [08 228-5407]
             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
> "Unidentified Techno Artist" Sample of the Week: "Mayday..."  "Mayday..."
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
You supplied it for me so well.......
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
From: dave@philips.oz.au (David Torr)
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 03:07:30 GMT
Organization: Philips Public Telecommunications Systems, Melbourne, Australia
Subject: Re: Wanted: Silly Mathematics Proofs
Distribution: aus

sgccgjc@citec.oz.au (Graeme Cumming) writes:

>twp@rand.mel.cocam.oz.au (Tony Payne CSD) writes:

>>Ummm... What about the number 2. It's even coz it appears between two odd
>>numbers, and is odd coz it is only divisible by 1 and itself.
>                 ^^^
>Since when was this a test for a number being odd? This rather is a simple test for a prime no.

Then of course were the four Uni lecturers in the canteen one day. The maths
lecturer said "I have a new theory that all numbers less than 10 are prime".

The physicist says "1 is prime, 2 is prime, 3 is prime - yes, I believe you."

The chemist goes "1's prime, 2's prime, 3's prime, 4's nearly prime - within the limits of experimental accuracy I believe you".

The engineer goes "1's prime, 2's prime, 3's prime, 4's prime......."
-- 
Dave Torr                                   dave@philips.oz.au
Software Development Manager                Tel +61 3 881 3587
Philips Public Telecommunications Systems   Fax +61 3 883 3577
Views expressed are personal and do not necessarily reflect Philips' policy.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
From: sgccgjc@citec.oz.au (Graeme Cumming)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Silly Mathematics Proofs
Organization: CITEC
Distribution: aus
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 08:34:47 GMT

dave@philips.oz.au (David Torr) writes:

>Then of course were the four Uni lecturers in the canteen one day. The maths
>lecturer said "I have a new theory that all numbers less than 10 are prime".

>The physicist says "1 is prime, 2 is prime, 3 is prime - yes, I believe you."

>The chemist goes "1's prime, 2's prime, 3's prime, 4's nearly prime - within the limits of experimental accuracy I believe you".

>The engineer goes "1's prime, 2's prime, 3's prime, 4's prime......."

What about the sociology lecturer who complained about the oppression inherent 
in any number being less than 10, or any other number for that matter. And the 
Arts students who went on a street march to campaign for equal rights and 
values for all nos. And the abolition of the discriminatory <,> signs in 
mathematics.
 
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d,aus.wanted
Subject: Re: Wanted: Silly Mathematics Proofs
From: 9242837t@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Ruzza E Hutchens)
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1992 05:15:27 GMT
Followup-To: Mark Summerfield 
Distribution: aus
Organization: La Trobe University

ThanX Mark, I knew it had to be some 'great' leader :-)

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From: quan@sol.surv.utas.edu.au (Stephen Quan)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Silly Mathematics Proofs
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Distribution: aus
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 06:40:31 GMT

Heard in a Physics lectures about 3 years ago :

A student was given a project to prove all odd numbers are prime.

Being a poor department, it took sometime before the project could begin.
Grants had to be obtained for Research and Development, including the
purchase of specialist equipment and accommodation for the student.

After 3 months, positive results came from the project.  1 was considered
to be almost prime, certainly it had 1 and itself as the only two divisors
but as another researcher pointed out, the "two" divisors were the same.

However 3,5 and 7 were verified to be prime numbers with flying colours
so there were no problems with that.  9 was not prime, this is probably
attributed to human and experimental error.

During the next 3-5 months, extra equipment had to be purchased to handle
to testing of 2-digit numbers.  Once this equipment was obtained, more
positive results were obtained.  11 was showned to be prime in August,
and in October, 13 was also showned to be prime.

By December, all funding for the project had dried up so no further work
could be made.  So, as conclusion, with the results we have so far, we
are confident that all odd numbers are prime!

[Sorry, if I mis-quoted this story, I couldn't remember how it goes...]
--
Stephen Quan (quan@sol.surv.utas.edu.au)      Tel : 002 202844 (local)
Research Fellow, Computer Scientist,          Fax : 002 240282 (local)
Centre for Spatial Information Systems,       Tel : 61 02 202844
University of Tasmania, Australia.            Fax : 61 02 240282
From: Marcus.Mroczkowski@p5.f509.n635.z3.fidonet.org (Marcus Mroczkowski)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Baaaaaaaaaa (Please)
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1992 11:04:05

To: All

At 09:16:22 on 05-Nov-92, edd711ysft said this about
        Baaaaaaaaaa (Please) :

 e> From: edd711ysft@vx24.cc.monash.edu.au
 e> Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

 e> win the competition for the best Kiwi joke! Thanks in advance, 
 e> Baaaaaaa.  

Did you hear that the Kiwis have found TWO new uses for
sheep??

They can shear them as well as eat them.

HRFNMPM

Marcus Mroczkowski.
        Marcus.Mroczkowski@p5.f509.n635.z3.fidonet.org

 * Origin: Marcus' Point - Foozling up 'cos it's cold... (3:635/509.5)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: (A Joke) Re: Baaaaaaaaaa (Please)
From: nunn@it.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 7 Nov 92 23:11:39 +0900
Reply-To: nunn@it.ntu.edu.au
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University

(Note: Please don't take offence)


A NZ JOKE  #1
-------------


  There was this ship recked Australian on this Island,
this Australian had no food, no water and no shelter. In
his wanderings, he came upon this genie. This genie hadn't
seen anybody for 1000 years, so he decided to give this
Australian 3 wishs.

  GENIE: "what's your first wish son?"

 AUSSIE: "I what to sick New Zealand to the bottom of the ocean"

  GENIE: " >CLICK< Done!,...now what.."

 AUSSIE: "Now I what you to bring her back up again"

  GENIE: " >CLICK< Done!,...next"

 AUSSIE: "Now I what you to sick the bastard again"

  GENIE: "Ok thats all the wishes"

 AUSSIE: "Thanks :), I'll be seeing you then, see ya later"

  GENIE: "WAIT!!!, why did you wish for New Zealand to the sunk then
          brought back up  and then sunk again?"

 AUSSIE: "Well.......I sunk her to droan all of the NZ's that
          were on the two islands. I then brought her back up
          again so that their rellies could fly back home from
          Australia, then I sunk her again to droan them"


A NZ JOKE #2
------------

  Q: Why aren't there many NZ's in New Zealand?

  A: Because their all over here

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                    JsNO BAR----NUNN (last year - party party)

                              - I'll shut up now -
                     nunn@pandanus.ntu.edu.au  DARWIN, NT, OZ
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From: craig@kralizec.zeta.org.au (Craig Dewick)
Newsgroups: aus.computers
Subject: Re: Definition of a "PC" ?
Date: 5 Nov 92 07:34:27 GMT
Organization: Kralizec Dialup Unix Sydney: +61-2-837-1183 V.32

Gary.Woodman@anu.edu.au (Gary Woodman) writes:

>In any case, DOS is just a tizzed-up program loader. Applications written 
>for the MS-DOS API may or may not waste the power of the hardware.

Which is precisely why I refer to PC's using the highly derogatory term:

 Pocket Calculator

PC users that don't use their machines for serious industrial and technical
applications (DTP and other normal 'business' software use doesn't count
as serious work) only have enough intelligence to operate calculators.
Besides, only a small minority actually know how their machines work, so
how COULD they operate anything else?
-- 
 Craig Dewick               |        - Integrated Control Electronics -
 Send email to:             |        integrated microcontroller systems
 craig@kralizec.zeta.org.au |             for railway applications.
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From: u1056905@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.computers,aus.computers.ibm-pc,aus.general
Subject: DeScribe contact number
Date: 10 Nov 92 10:33:17 +1000
Followup-To: aus.followup
Distribution: aus
Organization: University of New South Wales

Hi,

I was just wondering if anyone knows the name and telephone number
of the distributer of the DeScribe word-processor here in Oz.

Alternatively, if someone knows the Internet or CompuServ number
for DeScribe in the US that will do as well... Thanks in advance.

Assi.
u1056905@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au

Newsgroups: aus.computers.amiga
From: copes@cs.curtin.edu.au (Simon Cope)
Subject: Re: A1200????
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 05:39:55 GMT

bennett@dstos3.dsto.gov.au writes:

>OK, so the A1200 sounds good.  There was no mention of the power supply 
>though.  Are they stuck with the same useless bricks ?  And is it expandable 
>like the A500, or limited like the A600 ?

Power supply is like the a600 one, a slim brick.  It has a 32 bit internal 
slot under the trapdoor, a proper expansion one like the card edge on the a500
so you can have fastram, scsi controllers etc INSIDE the case (unlike the a500)
there is also a knockout in the back so have apecial plugs etc. for whatever
you add inside (scsi etc).  It also has the pcm card slot on the side and ide 
controller.  Basically its more expandable than the a500.  There is supposed to
be a 4meg ram card ready now for the internal slot (ie 32 bit fastram) and it
can take 2 megs of chipram on the mb.

Pity about the gumby colour and gross keyboard.

Nice and cheap but, US $650, UK 400 pounds.  Possibly around A$900.


>Regards,

>John Bennett                                E-mail: bennett@dstos3.dsto.gov.au


--                      
Simon Cope           	 
AFS Designs             
                        
copes@cs.curtin.edu.au  

Newsgroups: aus.computers.amiga
From: thecure@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (matthew aardvarkious)
Subject: Re: Cheapest price on an A3000.
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 10:46:31 GMT

phil@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Phil Kernick) writes:

>Now that the A4000 and A1200 have been released, I imagine that the price of
>A3000s should start to drop.

>The only Amiga dealer in SA is Phoenix Microtechnologies, and they want:

>    A3000/100         $3650
>    A3000/50          $3295

Call Myer. At the Melbourne store we sell A3000's on a customer order 
basis for $2899 (or $2799 depending on wether we've got a $100 off week)

(oh, 52mg scsi)

If your Adelaide store doesn't know about it, have the call transfered
to Melbourne (trust me, they can do it. Remind them about the "tie-line")

>These prices are for 25MHz and 2M RAM.  They do not include the price of a
>monitor.  The price they want for a monitor is:

Same.
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