HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:27:11 GMT

>>>>By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>>president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you wan
>>>>a sex object for president?  
>> 
>>>oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>>>vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>>>the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
>> 
>> TRUST HER!!!! SHE'S _THE_ LEATHER!!!! It's the one you've all
>> (both of you) been voting for!!!!!
>> 
>> 
>> SHE IS GOD!!!!
>> 
>> (I like her *:) ... don't tell my armpit.)
>> 
>>>leather aka the ultimate sex object
>> MNSio... trust me... I know wot I'm doinggggggggggggggggggggggg
>If you do, it'd be the first time since I taught you what to do that
>you actually remembered.
I only let you teach me coz you paid for me to be the slave. (btw,
you still haven't returned George the centipede to WWWC... has he
come out yet?

nMSiod
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s14255ss@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: rabbit
Reply-To: s14255ss@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 17:37:16 GMT

"Bunny Excretion Moisturizing Cream"  Available in shaved or unshaved!  Will  trade for 57 kilos of lemming intestines or one can of spam.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 7 Nov 92 17:47:54 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY


 (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
> |> > |> 
> |> > |> (lots of useless garbage mercilessly tossed out the door)
> |> > |> 
> |> > |> 
> |> > |> 
> |> > lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
> |> > 
> |> > chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
> |> Are you sure you really want to know?
> |> 
> varity is the spice of life.
> 
> chestnutt aka quoting hacknyed sayings
chestnutt, you are crazy, know it? You are asking for a Sleazefest.
And I never lose. Want to come down to my place and discover the
secret of my success? 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 06:30:22 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>: > [a little bit thrown mercilessly into a vat of boiling lemon curry]
>>: > ->[lots and lots of stuff dissolved in a highly toxic solution comprising l
>>: > -> curry, bits of a comfy chair and a Spring Surprise.]
>>: > Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
>>: > could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
>>: > But then what do I know about chemistry ????
>>: > ->>So how do you define Gina?
>>A protein large bag of mostly water (about 80%).
>... until you slit her throat...
Then its only around 10%. until the maggots get thirsty.

>>Would you like a consignment of androstenone?
>>Then again, a few slugs of Tequila has much the same effect....
>TEQUILA? DID SOMEONE SAY TEQUILA?
>YAY!!!!! ALL PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY!
>I HAVE WITNESSES! (No, not Jehovah'.... <thump> <thump> <thump>
>AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Allright - who said tequila! Now I've said it !!!! ARGH!!!!!

And did those feet in ancient times,
walk upon Englands mountains green.
and was the holy.....

>oISmn;... I hate not colsing brackets )
Eccles aka not me.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:20:47 GMT

jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet interrogates small furry creatures to no avail:

>>Honey, with me there are no limits. (so do I have your vote now? what
>>about the rest of you?)

>You can have as much as you can handle.
I didn't know they made them that small.
Eccles aka I'm back
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I AM SO SICK OF THIS!!!
Date: 7 Nov 92 18:36:03 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <6777@news.duke.edu>, daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford) writes:
> In article <jggoslin.721102479@vela> jggoslin@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Whiplash Smile) writes:
>>"Oh can I have this script, oh can I have that script..."
>>Don't give me that you snotty faced heap of parrot droppings!
>>
>>SO!!! Once and for all, I will end this drivel and post the scripts I
>>have, those being HolyGrail, Meaning-o-Life, and Life-o-Brian... NOW
>>SHUT UP!!!!!
>>
> 
> Look I came here for a script, I'm not going to just type here and....
> 
> I came here to complain...
> 
> YOU want to complain, look at these shoes, I've only had 'em three weeks
> and the heels are worn right through.... And I'm tired, and my back
> hurts, and I'm sick and tired of this newsgroup....

Shhh. Calm down. Let me give you a sensual back massage. I'll get you
new shoes. I'm take care of you until you're better. What's wrong with
my newsgroup? Talk to me; I'll be *VERY* good to you  
wink,wink,nudge,nudge. After all, that's why I'm here. Right?

		Gina aka VP of the newsgroup, thank you very much
> 
> Daniel "Two-Sheds" Crawford
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: rabbit
Date: 7 Nov 92 18:07:11 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <BxB2A5.HC4@umassd.edu>, s14255ss@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> "Bunny Excretion Moisturizing Cream"  Available in shaved or unshaved!  Will  trade for 57 kilos of lemming intestines or one can of spam.

Come and get your Spam, honey. You can keep the Bunny Cream, unless
its good for lubrication as well as moisturization.
---Gina
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Enough CRAP!
Date: 12 Nov 92 16:15:25 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

OK, I would just like to state that I am utterly sick of this sex nonsense.  I
would be quite happy to return to my silly pythonesque world and leave all this
crap behind.  I hearby withdraw from this sleazefest race and refuse to post
anymore garbage on the subject.  I hope that anyone who reads this newsgroup
for MONTY PYTHON stuff will also do the same.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Daniel Blum)
Subject: Re: THE PHILOSOPHERS SONG the whole thing...
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 16:53:24 GMT

In my day, we didn't have any philosophy - we had to make do with half
a syllogism my sister found lying in the gutter.

--
______________________________________________________________________
Dan Blum           Institute for the Learning Sciences   Room 327
blum@ils.nwu.edu   1890 Maple Ave., Evanston, IL 60201   708-467-2306

"The only actual `Socratic' was Socrates, who may or may not have 
 actually existed, as he himself would doubtless be the first to admit
 if he were alive today."
______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Originator: kchestn@c00390-346dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 18:02:56 GMT


In article <1992Nov7.114754.3764@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
|> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
|> Message-ID: <1992Nov7.114754.3764@wkuvx1.bitnet>
|> Date: 7 Nov 92 11:47:54 CST
|> References: <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>  <1992Nov6.144239.28302@ncsu.edu>
|> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
|> Lines: 17
|> 
|>  (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
|> > |> > |> 
|> > |> > |> (lots of useless garbage mercilessly tossed out the door)
|> > |> > |> 
|> > |> > |> 
|> > |> > |> 
|> > |> > lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
|> > |> > 
|> > |> > chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
|> > |> Are you sure you really want to know?
|> > |> 
|> > varity is the spice of life.
|> > 
|> > chestnutt aka quoting hacknyed sayings
|> chestnutt, you are crazy, know it? You are asking for a Sleazefest.
|> And I never lose. Want to come down to my place and discover the
|> secret of my success? 
|> 
Certanily an offer no male could refuse.  Let us run hither to the place of 
your choosing to engage in the vialist of acts which will cause us the greatest
of pleasure.  Were off!

chestnutt aka waxing poeticly
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Balloting stuffing....
Date: 7 Nov 92 17:49:55 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov6.144531.28467@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Nov5.122242.3730@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> |> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
> |> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
> |> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> |> Subject: Re: Balloting stuffing....
> |> Message-ID: <1992Nov5.122242.3730@wkuvx1.bitnet>
> |> Date: 5 Nov 92 12:22:42 CST
> |> References: <Bx6DDC.74o@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> <james.29.720968309@library.nrl.navy.mil>
> |> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
> |> Lines: 37
> |> 
> |> In article <james.29.720968309@library.nrl.navy.mil>, james@library.nrl.navy.mil (James King) writes:
> |> > In article <Bx6DDC.74o@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> |> >>From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
> |> >>Subject: Balloting stuffing....
> |> >>Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1992 04:48:47 GMT
> |> >>As of 11:46 pm CST, Phil has successfully
> |> >>stuffed my mailbox with over 60 e-mail messages
> |> >>giving him around 360pts. 
> |> >>
> |> >>I am making an executive decison and voiding all
> |> >>votes for Phil and removing him from the campaign
> |> >>for cheating.
> |> >>
> |> >>I also have decided to make an executive decision
> |> >>and void all votes for Jester, ratboy, and lisa.
> |> >>Due to obvious ballot stuffing on their
> |> >>parts.
> |> >>
> |> >>So, the final election totals will be available 
> |> >>tomorrow morning around 9am CST.
> |> >>
> |> >>Jester
> |> >>-- 
> |> >>Vote for Jester for alt.fan.monty-python president. Just e-mail
> |> >>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu and say you vote for me and I will send you a 
> |> >>free gift.  Who said you could not buy votes?????? Not me I can tell you.
> |> >>Vote Jester for Pres in 92' Free Spam for everyone!!!! Lumberjack Rights!!!!
> |> > 
> |> > But how can a free gift from Jester compare to what President-elect Gina has 
> |> > to offer?!!!
> |> > 
> |> > KINGJAMES
> |> 
> |> Nothing can compare to what I have to offer, that's why it's mine to
> |> offer. And besides, a gift you can give only once. What I have--well,
> |> it never runs out.	What is it?  Anyone care to guess?
> |>  
> |> 
> I've known of several nasty little STD's reffered to as the gift that keeps
> on giving.
True, but that's not what I've got. Mine's even better. Want to guess
again? If you get it right, you get a surprise!!
> 
> chestnutt aka is there a condom in the house
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: NI!!
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 04:29:27 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.171152.3829@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <BxGK46.KC@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov8.151504.3781@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>In article <BxDwEr.JGE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner) writes:
[stuff rmd]
>naughty bits, balls, toys, anything you feel necessary(though with me
>the only things you really need are yourself and lots of energy ,
>endurance, and free time). Time: whenever you're ready... place:
>wherever you want to go (I like hottubs and beds with luxurious
>sheets and bearskin rugs myself), dimension: we'll create a new one...
>> 
>>>>                  (thud)
>>>Did you fall down or was that your jaw hitting the floor?
>> 
>> 
>> I lost my balance from a temporary war-wound, err...
>> Why would my jaw be dropping anyway??  Nothing THAT surprising has happened
>> thus far.... hint,hint,nudge^infinity...
>You've obviously not been with me yet. I am after all amazing to 
>infinity's degree.
BS, MS, PhD, or what?
>> 
>> 
>>>>   reason aka incoherent throat-wabbler
>>>Gina aka you asked for this
>> 
>> 
>>      reason aka oh did I ever..
>> 
>	gina aka i'm glad you did..
>> 
>> -- 
>>      ******************************|---------------------------------|
>>      *  reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu  |"I will not buy this record, it  |
>>      *  aka  Smegma, Reason, Rand  | is scratched."      -John Cleese|
>>      ******************************|---------------------------------|

William Turlough Cat aka beiad
From: lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Summary: I want Gina!!!
Keywords: Sensuous VP
Date: 10 Nov 92 19:16:19 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

Gina the curvatious blonde tries to seduce the engaged 'skwish dude:

> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>> 
>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>> 
>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>> 
>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>> 
>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>> 
>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>> 
>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
> reach all by my self.

Well, Gina, I must say that you have sparked my interest...what kinds of things
are you BEST at? If the sleazyness contest is any measure, well...(anyways, all
married men need an extramarital affair with a sensuous woman now and again)

The 'skwish dude aka are you game Gina
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:16:31 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov9.114253.11751@aston.ac.uk>, morrisdj@uhura.aston.ac.uk (DJ MORRIS) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> : > Obviously a woman of many talents!  Plenty of room for your broomstick in
> : > my closet, although your cat will have to stay outside, we're not allowed pets
> : > in the university residences!
> : > 
> : > Daniel.
> : Well, make room. Here I come.......Me and all my talents, AWAY !!!!!!
> : 	{thud}  Oh damn. Forgot to gas up. Maybe my nose-thitching
> : will work.
> : {wiggle wiggle} oh damn ! Idon't have enough energy left. MAybe after
> : I eat.....
> : 
> : I'll be there soon. Keep the sheets warm for me. 
> 
> You must have known!  I just put on clean sheets this morning!  I'm lying here
> just waiting for you to do your stuff.  Nice and warm too.
> 
> Daniel aka He's not Brian, he's a very naughty boy!
Well, Daniel. Here I am. Why dont you help me out of this coat so I
can warm up a bit. 
oh damn. I knew I forgot something, and it seems to be my clothes. I
guess I just have to stay with you a while and borrow some of your
clothes when I get ready to go home. You don't mind do you?
is there room for me in between those sheets, too?
oh your feet are cold. put them here so they can warm up.
and your hands too.
oh my.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: m.p. sample sounds wanted
Organization: The Hexagon
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 00:14:45 GMT

David Sternheimer (judas@mcshh.Hanse.DE) wrote:
: hi there
Hello

: i'm looking for any monty python sound samples, especially from the
: movies and flying circus.
: where can i ftp some stuff of that kind?

Um, off my hard disk. I did try posting some of them but the newsmailer went
psycho. I'll try again next week.

: this is not a life-boat...
: 
: judas
: 
David
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: What I'd like
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 05:21:54 GMT

lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:

>I'd like to see more footage of a Scotsman on a horse!

give me all you lupins

eccles aka not dennis moore, but close, and my shift key still isn't working1
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:09:53 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov8.151752.3782@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>> 
>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>> 
>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>> 
>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>> 
>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>> 
>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>> 
>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
> reach all by my self.


I'm surprised you don't have to pay people to be around *you*.  If he was to
pay you, it would probably be to shine his shoes with your tongue because
that's probably *all* it's skilled at.  Besides, you're too late-he's already
my (voluntary) sex slave.  It's not everyone who can keep HUMANS satisfied.

Meredith aka not prejudiced against rodents but skilled at pleasing *all*
life-forms.
 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 09:40:38 GMT

hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:

>In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>>>purr nose sniff...)
>>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>>     Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>>I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>>As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>>each others arms *smmoooooocching*

>i don't think romance is sleazy; it's sort of pure no matter how
>sleazy you get...
No just LOTS of Fun!!! 

>tickling is awfully fun tho, esp when yr man is ticklish and you are
>not...
No its sodding not. Go away you.

>Very Soft Leather
Eccles aka I won't say it.
From: reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:43:21 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Nov8.151133.3780@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <BxDtFK.DAB@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov7.114754.3764@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>
>>> (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>> |> > |> 
>>>> |> > |> (lots of useless garbage mercilessly tossed out the door)
>>>> |> > |> 
>>>> |> > |> 
>>>> |> > |> 
>>>> |> > lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>>> |> > 
>>>> |> > chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>>> |> Are you sure you really want to know?
>>>> |> 
>>>> varity is the spice of life.
>>>> 
>>>> chestnutt aka quoting hacknyed sayings
>>>chestnutt, you are crazy, know it? You are asking for a Sleazefest.
>>>And I never lose. Want to come down to my place and discover the
>>>secret of my success?                               ^^^^^^^^
>>   Maybe he wouldn't but I sure would!!  Just how far will she go to be the 
>> sleaziest folks??
>
>Don't forget to bring your naughty bits with you, then. We'll play
>marbles and the bouncy bouncy and then.....
>> 
  OOOOHH!!  My nipples explode with delight!!  <<<<<<-----my post!!
  May I forndle your buttocks??                <<<<<<-----  ditto!!
>> reason aka lack thereof
>> 
>sanity aka the lack thereof
>


-- 
     ******************************|---------------------------------|
     *  reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu  |"I will not buy this record, it  |
     *  aka  Smegma, Reason, Rand  | is scratched."      -John Cleese|
     ******************************|---------------------------------|
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: a.f.m-p FAQ
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 5 Nov 92 10:03:05 -0600

In article <1992Nov4.181712.14437@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>  writes:
} phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
} 
} >You forgot...NO PFOOTAHS!!!
} 
} Not much of *question*, is it?
} 
} >Phil squig sheesh
} Mesaj fjord I forgot *nothing*!! (Except my name, address, some of my
} 	friends, Oh! and my wife!!)

Of course not, silly!  However, I think that you should at least *provide* an  
answer in your FAQ to the question "Can pfootahs read this newsgroup?" 

The answer is obvious...

Phil squig is the ACLU going to come after me on this one?