HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Terry Jones appears on The Young Indianan Jones cronicles.refresh
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:38:59 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <Bw6KIv.FsK@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>In article <1992Oct15.060725.3455@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes...
>>(James Willer) writes:
>>>(SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>>>>(James Willer) writes...
>>>>>SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>>>>>>(Scott D McGinnis) writes...
>>>>>>>	ATTENTION!!!
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>	Am i the only one who recognized Mr. Jones on the Young
>>>>>>>Indy Jones. He plays a Spanish WWI spy in Barcelona. The show
>>>>>>>looks at this point to be very sarcastic, and not serious at all.
>>>>> 
>>>>>>Nope, I just saw that episode tonight.
>>>>>>In fact, he plays an *Italian* WWI spy.
>>>>> 
>>>>>I wonder if they were expecting the Italian Inquisition?
>>>>> 
>>>>>>Tia aka it was a good one, tho'...
>>>>>Jamus <=== I heard Tia was a good one ...
>>>>Tia aka I *am* a good one.
>>>James <=== Well, come on over to my place, I'll pick up Gina, and we'll
>>>	eat a few Renoirs...
>>>
>>>>BTW, Terry Jones also *directed* the episode.
>>>Terry Jones directed the Italian Inquistion??
>>Ratboy aka Bet you didn't expect *that*!
>Tia aka I did.
James <=== I didn't!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: The wafer thin..
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 08:07:34 GMT

(Jan Besehanic) writes:
>(James Willer) writes:
>>(Mitchell Brandsma) continues to waste *everyone's* time:
>>>(James Willer) blabs:
>>>>(Michael A Worth) aimlessly regurgitates:
>
>>>>>I don't know what it was, but I think that it was either a) a sardine, or b) a 
>>>>>mint. Sorry to be so unspecific.
>>>>It was neither. It was SPAM!
>>>Noooo nonononono!  It was *dramatic pause* LEMON CURRY!!!!
>>Actually, in the original script, it was Prawn Salad.
>No, it wasn't.
I'm telling you it was!

>Jan aka A Denon CD player connected to a man with an amplifier up his nose.
Ratboy aka Hey, Jan. I have a life sized Winkle, you know? *nudge nudge*
From: rambis@iastate.edu (Paul L Pearson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Prof. Gumby
Summary: Gumby Requests
Keywords: Flower Arranging
Date: 9 Oct 92 02:42:34 GMT
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA

Prof. R.J. Gumby:
"I think television's killed real entertainment.
In the Old Days we used to make our own fun at Christmas parties
I used to strike myself on the head repeatedly with blunts instruments
while crooning:
Only make believe I love YOU!!!!  (clunk, clunk)
Only make believe you love me, TOO!!!  (clunk) OH! (clunk) oh!
I must find peace of mind..."

Anyone with additional transcriptions of any "Gumby" bits, 
or corrections, please post such.

"I would put a tax on people who stand in water...OOOH!!!"

Paul "I'm an unstable intermediate with a long half life at 37oC"
Pearson-president, Kurt Rambis Fan Club, Ames, IA Chapter (unofficial)

"Racket?! That's Brahms!!  Brahm's Third Racket!!"-Basil Fawlty
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 09:45:16 GMT

(Simon Rooney) plugged: 
>>>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>
>veOt mNSio.
Ratboy aka I agree! Veto Simon! VOTE RATBOY!!!
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Get the comfy chair !
Date: 9 Oct 92 16:45:05 GMT
Organization: Clark University

In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>In article <1992Oct7.063425.18837@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>> Fievel went west saying:
>>>In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet shaves the following into
>>>Ratboy's flea-infested fur:
>>>>In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>>> In a forthcoming article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet summarizes Proust:
>>>>>>In article <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>>>>> In a previous article, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) 
>>>>>>> foams at the mouth and falls over backwards:
>>>>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>>>>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>>>>>>>>>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>>>>>>>>>>*                                                                      *
>>>>>>>>>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>>>>>>>>>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
>>>>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>Hmmm. The U2 quote seems rather relevent to this posting, I believe.
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
>>>>>>>>James <=== same here
>>>>>>> Well, if you held these views up to a mirror, they'd certainly reflect then,
>>>>>>> wouldn't they?  HA!!  You never thought of that, did you?  Well, You'd better
>>>>>>> think more carefully the next time you write one of those poxy disclaimers, 
>>>>>>> eh?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 					peace,
>>>>>>> 					Fievel
>>>>>>WEll now. Rat-bashing are we? What if I claimed to be ineligible to
>>>>>>claim the disclaimer that was claimed before I started to claim
>>>>>>disclaimers? What if I made sense every once in a while....
>>>>>>		Love and all that for those who need it....
>>>>>>			Gina
>>>>>>> 
>>>>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>>>>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>>>>> make will be paid.
>>>>> 				piece,
>>>>> 				Fievel
>> 
>> Hey! Any American knows that Fievel was a mouse! You...you...genocidist!
>> 
>>>>Excuse me, Fievel, but I wan tto be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>>>>are actually very good in the late night hours...
>> 
>> Now that's more like it...
>> 
>>>>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>>>>I won't get paid, now does it.
>>>> 
>>>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>>>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
>>>
>>>Will you marry me?
>>>		-Fievel
>> Yes.
>> 
>> Ratboy aka Right! Where's your akas? I'm afraid I'll have to take you in unless
>>   you show me your liscence.
>> 
>Which license do you want: Fishing, driving, marriage (Fievel hasn't
>gotten that one yet and I'm afraid he's going to eat in anyway)?

You silly persons!
I've already posted my AKA licence!
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Who to vote for ...
Date: 7 Oct 92 17:02:59 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

It's people like you what cause unrest!

VOTE FOR SAINT! He's already won the North Minehead Bi-elections, with
the help of Mr. Hilter his campaign manager and Mr. Bimmler, his
press agent. And let's not forget Mr. McGoering! Good ol' Norman, that
jolly old Scottish person who's not in any way connected to the Nazis.

VOTE FOR SAINT AND YOU ARE GUARANTEED:

	At least two rats (sorry Ratboy) in every tart, strawberry or
otherwise.
	Several bits of fun with Carol Cleveland and Hazel Pethig (RIP).
	Free service for a year from Confuse-A-Cat, Amaze-A-Vole, or
Startle-A-Thompson's Gazelle, Ltd.
	Two tins of beans
	A carton of Loganberries (disarmed, of course)
	A pint of Creme DeMenthe (for all your puffy friends)
	A box of new paper clips from Enid, a sharp-eyed, clever young girl
	
AND --- A five-pound box of chocolates called the "Whizzo Quality
Assortment (with crunchy frogs removed if your an environmentalist,
of Reginald Waring.)

VOTE FOR SAINT FOR BEST A.F.M-Per!

He's got all the stuffing up one end!
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Friday, 2 Oct 1992 18:33:45 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Is Big Brother watching???



In article <fletch.716676184@camelot>, fletch@camelot.bradley.edu (Alan Lurie)
says:
>
>        Hey, here's a wierd thought.  What are the odds that any of the Python
>troupe actually read these notes?  What are the odds that they may post here?

None.

-- Sal aka Pessimism is a virtue
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Jesters useless thread
Date: 15 Oct 92 16:18:31 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

(Cadaver) writes:
(Jim Beam) writes:
>>(Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>>(James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>>Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>It's feeling ... much ... better...
>>>>>No it isn't. It'll be stone dead in a minute.
>>>>No, No. It's just worn out after a long squauk!
>>>No. It's stunned!
>>No. I'ts resting!
>No. It's pining for the fjords!
No. It's dead..o wait...i cant say that yet

>>>Ratboy the aka-less
>>Jas Me the aka-ful
>Ratboy the aka-ed
Jester the akamaster


-- 
I am the cancelled checque that comes in the mail.
I am the zit on the night of crime's really big date.
I am the line noise that screws up your download...
I am the ghost of a chance that you don't have.
From: kingsley@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Kingsley Morse)
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 20:11:19 GMT
Subject: Please Help
Organization: HP Western Response Center
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python

              Please answer these 9 questions and return.

1.) Do you think equal rights for men and women is generally a good idea?
Yes                  [ ]
Sometimes            [ ]
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Haven't heard enough [ ]
Other                [ ]

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4.) Do you think men should be allowed to legally terminate their parental
rights and responsibilities before fetal viability?
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6.) How old are you?
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 22:26:10 GMT

>Hey Ratboy, where are you?
Texas... where he belongs.

mNSi
o
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Polystyrene, and I'm not going to interview you
Date: 14 Oct 92 09:25:21 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <sprooney.718977356@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|>Who is, by the way, a candidate for PRESIDENT OF A.F.M-P.!!!!!!
|But that's Jos!

Yes, you can vote for me by sending me a self addressed and stamped
herring after yelling naughty words to your aunt Muriel. Or, as an
alternative offer, you can stand on one leg in a Norwegian grocery
store imitaing a dead flamingo. If you vote for me, I promise not
to mention these two dead vicars you've got in your basement, hanging
upside down ... erm ...

						 O/    \O     \O/
                                                <|/    \|\     |
Jos aka I used to be three ballet dancers ----> /`      '\    /"\
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: new new topic
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 20:14:48 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.094516.26648@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>(Simon Rooney) plugged:
>>>>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>
>>veOt mNSio.
>Ratboy aka I agree! Veto Simon! VOTE RATBOY!!!
Dave smurf question of the day.....
    WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO VETO?
    (dave smurf whimpers not me please!!!!!!!):-)
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello????
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:42:27 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY



In article <1992Oct6.234238.26603@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
> 
> Damn, another dead article.
And Gina jokingly replies:
	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Hello????
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:39:57 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

The Mouse (not Mickey) said):
In article <9OCT92.16423873@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>> 
>> 
>>In article <1992Oct6.234238.26603@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>>> 
>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
> 
> If you consult postings on rec.music.phish from the last few days, you'll
> discover some very interesting theories on the possum, including its name,
> and whether or not it's a marsupial.
> 			-Fievel
What do you care, Fievel? After all, you broke my heart. You're not
even big enough to be a rat.
Speaking of rat----Where's my favorite Ratboy these days?
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Terry Jones appears on The Italian Inquisition
Date: 14 Oct 92 19:49:51 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Orakel@sarpih.no (Jens Kr. Kirkeb) writes:
>In article <1992Oct13.193640.3821@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>v151luy2@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott D McGinnis) writes:

>>>      ATTENTION!!!
>>>      Am i the only one who recognized Mr. Jones on the Young
>>>Indy Jones. He plays a Spanish WWI spy in Barcelona. The show
>>>looks at this point to be very sarcastic, and not serious at all.
>>>                                              Snap.
>>I wonder if they were expecting the Spanish Inquisition?

>Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!

It's a bit predictable, isn't it...
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Mawiage!
Date: 16 Oct 92 03:52:14 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

jsarna@vax.clarku.edu tries *desparately* to get everyones attention by jumping up on the table during the third course, taking off his stockings and singing two verses of 'Proud Mary':

>In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>>In article <1992Oct13.181306.1498@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet get me all hot and bothered by calling on the telephone and just breathing heavy:
>>>>In article <1992Oct8.153416.21528@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>>> Miles and miles of header dragged outside, shot, and sent to the Russian
>>>>> front only to be gobbled up by a rabbit with really big fangs.
>>>>> 
>>>>Yeah Fievel--how good are you on the computer? As opposed to on the
>>>>piano or ....
>>> 
>>> Oooh, you *are* a randy little mollusk, aren't you?
>>> 
>>> James <=== I wish you boys would pay attention! I'm doing this for *your*
>>> 	benefit, you know!!
>>Octopus, actually. But I must admit Something:
>>	(oh no! a confusion from she of no sins !)
>>   What is left of my little broken, shattered heart after Fievel
>>refused to masrry me (all 69 pieces of it, actually) belong to whoever
>>does the best job of convincing me he's worthy. So---
>>		WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?????


>WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!
>JUST BECAUSE I REFUSED TO MARRY YOU, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I NO LONGER...UMm
>umm..
>i can't really say it over the net, darling...
>you know...
>thingy...
>:)
>Fievel!

Poo poos ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Voting
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 06:28:20 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>>Well. as people seem to like this voting thingie.....
>>please mail me your top 3 choices for a.f.m-per of the year

>I'd much rather post it.  It preserves secrecy, because who in (or with)
>their right mind would read this load of bollox ??

Me, I never read it. Well, only on Mondays, after the vicars been,
and we clean that up.

>>and i will tabulate them and post the winner one week
>>from today.....you know me address......
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu....

>My top 3 are:
>1: Meetch.
>2: Meetch.
>3: Reginald Maudling.

No no no its:
1: Bruce
2: Bruce
3: Frank

>>Jester aka please mail me...its easier that way....
>Meetch aka Pythons of the world unite !
Eccles aka God no, imagine the mess.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keywords: What a looney.......psycho....waster of bandwidth
Date: 9 Oct 92 14:10:46 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

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This message paid for by the Commit Jester to an Asylum Society
-- 
I am the broken glass that cuts your sticky fingers.
I am the hero that every world and every culture needs!
I am the sequins on the Jumpsuit of Justice.
I am the corn on crime's big toe.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Hello????
Originator: kchestn@c00468-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 19:34:35 GMT


In article <1992Oct8.102753.3036@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
|> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: Hello????
|> Message-ID: <1992Oct8.102753.3036@wkuvx1.bitnet>
|> Date: 8 Oct 92 10:27:53 CDT
|> References: <1992Oct6.234238.26603@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> <1992Oct7.144227.3020@wkuvx1.bitnet> <1992Oct8.094114.26319@tamsun.tamu.edu>
|> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
|> Lines: 13
|> 
|> In article <1992Oct8.094114.26319@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
|> > (Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
|> >>(David Bromage) writes:
|> >>> 
|> >>> Damn, another dead article.
|> >>And Gina jokingly replies:
|> >>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
|> > Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
|> 
|> Now Ratty Dahling, don't you know you're the only one of 69 for me? I
|> could never leave you!! A wench has to keep her options open, doesn't
|> she?
|> > 
|> 
A wench has to keep her what open?  Can you say that on the air?

wondering.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: RE: Hell????
Organization: Clark University
Date: 15 OCT 92 01:45:03 GMT

In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet dyes her long blond hair...plaid:

All kinds of stuff deleted!

>>>>I only accepted the responsibility for the death of rats from
>>>>exhaustion stemming from over-exertion and low endurance tolerances to
>>>>other woodland creatures' predatory habits.
>>>>Signed,
>>>>	Gina
>>>Little bunny Fufu
>>>Hopping through the forest
>>>Scooping up the feild mice and
>>>Bop em on the head....
>> 
>> ARROIT! I'm tired of all this rodent-bashing! It's...it's...it's speciesism!
>> All me and my rodent friends are protesting during this election year to
>> demand EQUAL RIGHTS FOR RODENTS!!! 
>> 
>> A.F.M-P UNFAIR!                   DOWN WITH HUMANS!
>> 
>>               MAKE CHEESE NOT WAR!             RATCATCHERS ARE THE
>>                                                      ANTICHRIST!
>>   
>> 
>>>dave smurf I'm sorry but it is your fault Gina that this is dead.


As a fellow rodent, I proest this protest!  See my next post for Detailed
Campaign Information!
-Fievel
From: s342063@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Time for another thread methinks.
Date: 14 Oct 92 16:26:35 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.014051.4106@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
> 
> Noooo!  It just so happens I *love* sodium enriched salt.  All that loverly
> artery hardening stuff.  Yummmm!
>  

Ahhhhhh....so that explains why your face is soooooooo red.....the blocked
arteries !!

Or it could be the fact that because we are "down under"...all of the blood
rushes straight to our heads....but if that was the case then why isn't my
face red ?  Hmmmmm...now that's something to think about ?

>>aka We are your firing squad.
> Meetch aka Do I know you?  It's not polite to shoot someone you don't know,
>            you know.

I know it is not right to shoot someone you don't know...but it makes it soooo
much more fun :):)

Kezzle.
aka......watch where you are putting that pitchfork !
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Damn????
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:01:07 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

(Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>(James Willer) writes:
>>>>>Damn, another dead article.
>>>>It's feeling ... much ... better...
>>>No it isn't. It'll be stone dead in a minute.
>>No, No. It's just worn out after a long squauk!
>No. It's stunned!
No. I'ts resting!

>	Ratboy the aka-less
Jas Me the aka-ful