HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Followup-To: rec.humor,alt.cascade,misc.test
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 20:42:24 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.191451.26760@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
>In article <BxC0u8.LCE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jason Balicki (KodaK)) writes:
>>Matthew Crosby writes:
>>>Geoff Green writes:
>>>>Matthew B. M. Gibson (gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
>>>>: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
>>>>: >brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>>>: >>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>>>>: >>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>>: >>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>>>>: >>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>>: >>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>>: >>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>>: >>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>>>: >>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>>>: >>It's a rambling serenade!
>>>>: >How is it made?
>>>>: Well, you could use a blade.
>>>>Or a spade :)
>>>I wish this moronic thing would fade!
>>But it's good for the economic diaper trade!
>You're just wishin' you could get laid.
These damn things always end up rhyming with 'cascade'.

And can we keep this out of a.f.c? 

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33686 rec.humor.d:2642 alt.folklore.computers:16175
From: tck@bend.ucsd.edu (Kevin Marcus)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:12:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: network.1duhb6INNe1d
Organization: Linguistics Department, UCSD
NNTP-Posting-Host: bend.ucsd.edu

In article <1992Nov12.143325.17656@u.washington.edu> whit@carson.u.washington.edu (John Whitmore) writes:
>In article <BxL834.GDv@constellation.ecn.uoknor.edu> norlin@midway.ecn.uoknor.edu (Norman Lin) writes:
>
>>I missed the first part of this thread, so forgive me if this has already
>>been said: for strictly positive numbers, I think base 1 is suitable:
>>
>>1: 1
>>2: 11
>>3: 111
>>4: 1111
>>5: 11111
>>... ad nauseum.
>
>	Yes, that DOES work.  The difficulty is in representing
>real numbers (as fractions).
>
>1: .1
>2: .11
>3: .111
>4: .1111
>
>but
>1/2: ???
>
>	John Whitmore

Can't you just say it's be 1/11?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Subject: Re: Quotes in a list seen on T shirts
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 01:51:53 GMT

In <1992Nov7.203942.22169@noao.edu> morin@noao.edu (Marg Morin) writes:

>>>  "To be or Not to be..."  Shakspeare
>>   To do, is to be.....     Plato
>>   To be, is to do.....     Sarte
>>   Do be do be do......     Sinatra

     Yabba Dabba Do......     Fred Flintstone

< Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu viking@iastate.edu >
<  ISU only censors what I read, not what I say.  Don't blame them.  >
<  "This isn't an answer, it's a pagan dance around a midnight fire  >
<   written in intellectual runes." -- Rich Young                    >
From: dmason@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Date: 6 Nov 92 01:01:15 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.171416.4887@porthos.cc.bellcore.com>, jil@uts.uucp (Jamie Lubin) writes:
> In article <tjrad.720904784@pv0a0f.vincent.iastate.edu> tjrad@iastate.edu (Thomas J Radosevich) writes:
>>I voted for Bush and I have one thing to say--Get this shit off rec.humor!
>>
> 
> And I voted for Perot & I also agree.
> 
> Since we represent 57% of the popular vote, maybe we can break the "gridlock"
> on rec.unhumor & replace the bashing by voting in 1996!!

	That is a good idea, but do you think we will make it to 1996

		with Slick Willie in office????

		I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since this is rec.humor, I can justify my politics with a joke:

	Q. What do you get when you cross a pit-bull with a
		prostitute??


	A. Someone that will eat you for your money!!!!


Don Mason
UMASS!!!
From: theurer@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: More Python?
Date: 8 Nov 92 20:36:29 GMT



	Sombody posted Monty Python scripts recently.  If that person, or anyone
else, has The meaning of life or the words to any songs would you please send 
them to me at my address above.    
                                   thanks
                                           -Theurer
From: dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: <None>
Date: 11 Nov 92 18:17:58 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

oops... You know you're ignorant when you make fun of red-necks
and look more stupid then they do because you...
3. you think red-necks serve stupid food for "a" hors d'eourve,
10. you think a red-neck's family tree doesn't fork, not understanding the use
of tree as a metaphor for something that BRANCHES,
28. you censor the word "BITCH" as "B*TCH" as if you suspect your children will
never figure out which vowel to use,
29. you never heard of wearing white socks with black is taboo, even if you're
wearing black jeans and sneakers 
:)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mkuittin@messi.uku.fi (Marko Kuittinen)
Subject: Re: condoms
Date: 11 Nov 92 19:45:20 GMT
Organization: University of Kuopio, Finland

Maybe it's a question of expiration date.
From: tsv@Unify.com (Tim Vannaman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:02:10 GMT
Article-I.D.: Unify.swtc62t
Organization: Unify Corporation (Sacramento)


FORD:  First on Race Day

Pontiac:  Poor Ole Nigger thinks its a Cadillac!
From: sbc3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SHAWN BRENDON CREWS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Date: 6 Nov 92 01:57:57 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


In article <1992Nov5.113753.2409@vax1.mankato.msus.edu>, alanw@vax1.mankato.msus
.edu writes:
>In article <18921.2af808f1@ecs.umass.edu>, dmason@ecs.umass.edu writes:
>>
>>
>> Since this is rec.humor, I think I will post the funniest joke I've ever hear
d
>>
>>
>>     Bill Clinton
>
>  Gee...Like that is so funny, I forgot to laugh.
>
>Alan Williamson

WELL ALAN, YOU'LL GET THE JOKE LATER.
IT WILL BEGIN ON JANUARY 21.
From: dmason@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Date: 6 Nov 92 20:32:37 GMT

In article <1992Nov6.035008.64774@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, sbc3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SHAWN BRENDON CREWS) writes:
> In article <1992Nov5.183731.505@fico.uucp>, kmd@fico.uucp writes:
>>In article <1d98htINNjma@sixgun.East.Sun.COM> debbyc@capemay.East.Sun.COM write
> s:
>>>In article 14055@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu, crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu () writ
> es:
>>>
>>>stuff deleted
>>>
>>>>This may be the wrong group for this posting, but I don't really care what yo
> u
>>>>think,
>>Not only is this the wrong group it's wrong information. A small hint, I think
>>you're also in the wron decade. (or is that century?)
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>>
>>>You're right, your post does not belong in rec.humor.  And for doing it withou
> t
>>>caring, exposes the real "inferior" "uneducated" one.
>>
>>Thank you for pointing this out to this weenie!
>>
> EXCUSE ME, BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE VIEWS OF THE PERSON WHO
> 
> POSTED THIS LISTING DOES NOT MEAN THAT IT DOES NOT BELONG HERE.  THAT PERSON'S
> 
> OPINIONS BELONG HERE JUST AS MUCH AS YOURS DO.
> 
> BY THE WAY, CLINTON WILL BE THE BIGGEST JOKE ON REC.HUMOR FOR THE NEXT FOUR
> YEARS!
>                                        -Shawn-

	I'll second that!! Any thirds?


Joke: Q. How many Bill Clintons does it take to be a good president?

      A. None, but it takes 23 hair do's to become president

		This is rec.humor, right?


Don Mason
UMASS!!!




Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: Trinary
Keywords: snipe hunt
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1992 03:46:14 GMT

In article <1992Nov7.025639.18955@tc.cornell.edu>,
mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
|>In article <1992Nov07.011214.18217@bnr.ca> bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA
(Brian Cash) writes:
|>>{In ref. to the Russian uninary -1 computer}
|>>The program was cancelled when it was found that the
|>>machine would not accept the backward R used in the Russian language.
|>>Hope this clears things up!
|>>
|>>Brian /-|-\
|>
|>Hmmm. I'm interested as to why it wouldn't accept the "backward R" (as you
|>put it, formally called "Ya"). I have no ideas other than that Ya is the
|>last letter in the Cyrillic alphabet, which has 33 letters, and possibly this
|>machine could only use 32 alphabetic characters? But that doesn't seem
to fly.
|>
|>Ideas?
|>
|>mdw
|>
|>-- 
|>Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
|>Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
|>  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
                    
I think it took the "Ya", converted it to -1 notation (per
previous post), and it confused with the english "R", therefore
ending up in an endless loop ("Ya" to "R" to "Ya" to ....).
This is just a theory: the real cause is unknown.

The only other known instance of a computer not being able to work 
due to character limitations was the Chinese dodecanary computer from
1973 that used all of it's memory just to store all of the characters,
leaving no room for programs. (they were even 563 characters short!)

Brian /-|-\
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33078 rec.arts.startrek.misc:11391
From: firestar@leland.Stanford.EDU (Lipton Ann Meredith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: Re: Kirk's Middle Name -- now it CAN be told!
Date: 6 Nov 92 02:18:11 GMT
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA


Okay -- let me just explain something to those of you who are just coming in
to this discussion.  We all know what Kirk's middle name is, and we all know 
about the "other" initial in Where No Man Has Gone Before.  All posts listing
names other than the conventional middle name are jokes -- there is really no
dispute, so in the interest of not providing any more raw material for 
alternate interpretations of Kirk's name, please don't post out of a desire
to set the record straight.  The joke was funny, it's not anymore, let's all
work together to not provoke any more silly posts. 

Firestar

-- 
I don't bite, you know.    | Find me and turn thy | It is better to have loved 
Unless it's called for.    | back on heaven.      | and lost than to have your
-- Audrey Hepburn, Charade | -- R. W. Emerson     | finger caught in a blender.
*******************************************************************************
From: tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Deer Jokes
Date: 10 Nov 92 09:50:43 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <BxH8H5.5Ky@inews.Intel.COM>, edunn@gomez.intel.com (Edward Dunn) wri
tes:
>What do you call a deer with no eyes?
>No Idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eyed-deer.


What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis?
Still no Fxxxxxx Idea

(Lamer version deleted)
-- 


Tom Schmidlin       DEEP THOUGHTS: By Jack Handey - I wish a robot would
TES0@LEHIGH.EDU         get elected president.  That way, when he came
215-758-0875            to town, we could all take a shot at him and not
                        feel too bad.
From: padishar@cyberden.uucp
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Top ten ST:THG HITS
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 92 18:12:52 PST
Organization: Indescribable Creations

      Those were hilarious! I was rolling on the floor!

__________________________________________________________________________
   |       /         |\
   | H E   \ Y B E R |/ E N            [ padishar@cyberden.uucp ]
From: sbc3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SHAWN BRENDON CREWS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Date: 5 Nov 92 06:03:05 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1d98htINNjma@sixgun.East.Sun.COM>, debbyc@capemay.East.Sun.COM (Debb
y Cooper - SunFed Production Coord. Sun Washington DC) writes:
>In article 14055@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu, crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu () write
s:
>
>stuff deleted
>
>>This may be the wrong group for this posting, but I don't really care what you
>>think,
>
>You're right, your post does not belong in rec.humor.  And for doing it without
>caring, exposes the real "inferior" "uneducated" one.
>
In case you forgot, this is America.  We have the freedom to say whatever
we wish, so get off this person's case, because he is correct.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: herm@merlin.etsu.edu (Herman H. Fredriksson)
Subject: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, Texas
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 00:51:29 GMT

Two years ago, I read the funniest joke I ever set
my eyes upon, but alas, I've lost my copy of it.
Could someone please repost the Green Golf Ball Joke?

herm.
-- 
-- Herman Fredriksson -------- <herm@merlin.etsu.edu> ------ _ ---------
-- IRC Politician ----------- <herm@coombs.anu.edu.au> --- _| ~-, ------
-- East Texas State University --------------------------- \   _) ------
-- Commerce, Texas, USA -- "Everthing's Bigger'n'Better" --  \(  ------- 
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33028 alt.folklore.computers:15846 alt.cascade:3050
From: woodman@bnr.ca (Dave Woodman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 5 Nov 92 16:00:14 GMT
Organization: BNR Europe Ltd, Maidenhead, UK

In article <1992Nov5.150435.19043@dcs.warwick.ac.uk> gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Matthew B. M. Gibson) writes:
>millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
>
>>brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>
>>>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>>>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>>>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>>It's a rambling serenade!
>>How is it made?
>Well, you could use a blade.
Use mine, I'll trade!
-- 
==============================================================================
=  My e-mail address might be woodman@bnr.ca, but Maidenhead is definitely   =
=  in Britain... My employer is entitled to disagree with anything but this! =
==============================================================================
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.misc
From: ejh@khonshu.colorado.edu (Edward J. Hartnett)
Subject: Re: Kirk's Middle Name -- now it CAN be told!
Organization: CIRES, University of Colorado
Date: 5 Nov 92 14:01:02

In article <1992Nov5.160711.4584@bradford.ac.uk> D.G.Legros@bradford.ac.uk (DG LEGROS) writes:

   It is official, I can't remember where I heard it, but James T. Kirk's
   middle name is TIBERIUS


   DOM - D.G.Legros@uk.ac.bradford

Really, I heard it stood for Terry. I think I saw that in one of the
episodes. Does anyone out there know what the T stands for? I think
it's Terry.
--
Edward Hartnett			ejh@khonshu.colorado.edu
From: rmr5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (RICHARD M. RINGHOFFER)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:31:53 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov8.143326.24729@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, smaus@nyx.cs.du.edu (Sco
tt Maus) writes:
>tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
>
>>cmj@acsu.buffalo.edu (christophe m johnson) writes:
>
>>> I've seen quite a few of these, but I've never seen on for Jeep. Anyon
> have
>>> any for Jeep?
>>>
>
>>Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
>>Just Eat Every Pickle.
>
>>--
>>INTERNET:  tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
>>UUCP:   ...!ryptyde!netlink!tumidity
>>NetLink Online Communications * Public Access in San Diego, CA (619) 453
>1115
>Here is a list of acronyms::
>
> FORD - Found On Reservation Dump
>        Fix Or Repair Daily
>        First On Race Day
>        Found On Road Dead
>
> FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
>
> DODGE - Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
>
> DATSUN - Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips
>
> G M C  - Got Mechanic Coming
>
> BUICK - Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
>
> PINTO - Put In New Transmission Often
>
>
>Well there you have it!! Add on if you can!!
>
>S
>


AMC- AIN'T MY CAR
-- 
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Phone: (215)  758-4404                   Lehigh University
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tshadow@carina.unm.edu (The Shadow)
Subject: Re: limericks
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 01:29:08 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Nov4.183225.17268@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> Jeffrey.J.Olson@dartmouth.edu (Jeffrey J. Olson) writes:
>Here's one of my favorites:
>
>There once was a man from Los Leaver
>Who had an affair with a beaver
>The results of that fuck
>Were a canvas-backed duck
>Two canoes and a golden retriever.
>
>
>Anybody  know more?  
>
>
>--Lucky

There once was a fellow named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said, "I admit,
that I'm a bit of a shit,
But think of the money I save!"
  

There once was a man named Matt
Who was short, bald, ugly, and fat
I'm willing to bet
The only pussy he'll get
Is when he goes home to his cat.


There once was a lad named Kevin
Who's girlfriend was four foot eleven
She looked at his cock
When it was hard as a rock
And it was ten inches long... minus seven.


--I got a million of 'em!  90% original, too.  (10% cheese whiz)



-- 
THE  /\            
     \                  Friends don't let friends wear beer goggles      
      \HADOW                                                        ...alone. 
     \/
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33171 rec.humor.d:2586 alt.folklore.computers:15901
From: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: The Salad Shooter 1000x
Date: 7 Nov 92 00:04:25 GMT
Reply-To: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, TX


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: patil@cse.uta.edu (Basavaraj B Patil)
Subject: Texas joke...
Organization: Computer Science Engineering at the University of Texas at Arlington
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 22:24:15 GMT



The owner of a large furniture store from Texas  arrived in France
on a buying trip.  As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an
acquaintance with a beautiful young lady.  However, she only spoke
French and he only spoke English, so each couldn't understand a word
the other spoke.  He took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a
picture of a taxi.  She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a
ride in the park.  Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant
with a question mark and she nodded, so they went to dinner.  After
dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted.  They went to
several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious
evening.  It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and
drew a picture of a four-poster bed.  He was dumbfounded, and has never
be able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business.


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_/      _/    _/      _/	  _/
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_/ _/_/_/     _/_/_/_/_/	  _/
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_/  _/        _/      _/    _/    _/
_/   _/       _/      _/    _/    _/
_/     _/     _/      _/    _/_/_/_/


:) Basavaraj Patil
University of Texas at Arlington
Computer Science EWngineering
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From: jms1086@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 8 Nov 92 19:16:54 GMT
Reply-To: jms1086@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

F.O.R.D.       Fuckin' Out-Right Dangerous
From: jh25s56@sycom.mi.org (Jim Harvey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Quotes in a list seen on T shirts
Distribution: world
X-BBS-Software: EXCELSIOR! v0.968
Date: 7 Nov 92 08:48:34 EST
Organization: Michigan Information eXchange

In an article, ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel) writes:

>In the past I have seen on a T shirt and on cards a string of quotes
>that start and end like this:
>

>  "To be or Not to be..."  Shakspear
>

> "...."
>

>  "...."
>

>  "To be do be do"  Sinatra
>

>Does any one have the entire set?  Thanks in advance


Ah,  I think it was something like....
   To do, is to be.....     Plato
   To be, is to do.....     Sarte
   Do be do be do......     Sinatra

Jim Harvey   |  "Ask not for whom the bell tolls
18538 Inkster|   and you will only pay 
Redford, Mi. |   station to station rates"
48240            jh25s56@sycom.mi.org
Jim Harvey
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: ruthc@sco.COM (cross index)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc.
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 20:06:19 GMT


In article <1992Nov11.215055.18379@dragon.acadiau.ca> 890491g@dragon.acadiau.ca (Don Graves) writes:
>rsuberg@lonestar.utsa.edu (Richard H. Suberg) writes:
>
>>I've seen ALMOST all makes--but still not NISSAN, TRIUMPH, or CHRYSTLER.
>>Does anyone have any for these?
>TRIUMPH:
>The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

Try Reparing It Until My Peter Hurts

-r
-- 
"I gave davidv 25 cents for a line he said in isis staff today comparing
 software to drugs, 'that first line of code is free...'"                -ruthc
"ha ha, that's great!  who's .sig is it going to show up in first?"      -maryk
"well, I guess it should be mine, after all, I paid for it."             -ruthc
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jil@uts.uucp (Jamie Lubin)
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Organization: Bellcore, Piscataway, NJ
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 17:14:16 GMT

In article <tjrad.720904784@pv0a0f.vincent.iastate.edu> tjrad@iastate.edu (Thomas J Radosevich) writes:
>I voted for Bush and I have one thing to say--Get this shit off rec.humor!
>

And I voted for Perot & I also agree.

Since we represent 57% of the popular vote, maybe we can break the "gridlock"
on rec.unhumor & replace the bashing by voting in 1996!!
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