From: James.Lyall@p0.f45.n342.z1.fidonet.org (James Lyall)
Newsgroups: k12.chat.junior
Subject: I'm writing
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 92 23:17:58 PDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:342/45.0 - SPQR, Edmonton AB

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SK> Why are you writing to me at 12:15 in the morning? Bored? Or mabey 
 SK> just not tired...Right? I think alot of people are fainting lately.( 
 SK> If that makes
 SK> any sense at all!) Acually just a while ago in science class I 
 SK> fainted...freaked
 SK> the hell out of alot of people though and myself. Well I'm writing 
 
 12:15? I'm not! It's only 10:55. Oh, right, last message. Anyways, I was  writing then and at that time I had no smegging idea what the time was.  And I always wear a watch too. Fainting lately? Well, not LATELEY! In  grade 3 I was doing some problems on the board, can't remember why, and I  got another stomach ache. I'd been having alot of them in those days. So  I rest my head on the board and then I'm on the floor flat on my back.  Embarassing (sp?) isn't it. Then about 5 yrs later, I fainted in the  c



lassic bookshop in West Edmonton Mall. I blame it on my low blood  pressure. Anyways...
 
 SK> dinner. One question...How exactly can you gain -5 pounds. If I could 
 SK> do that I'd be the happiest person I know. If you might have guessed 
 
 How do I gain -5 lbs? Easy, get a stomach and metabolism like mine.  Whatever you eat just keeps you alive and nothing else. I could eat a 7  course banquet and gain 5 pounds tops.
 
 SK> times a week but still.... So do you have a job? I've been trying to 
 SK> get one for the
 SK> longest time. I mostly babysit right now. People say I'm still too 
 SK> young to get a job. (What do they know?) You probably hear this alot 
 
 No, I don't have a job. I have an agreement with mom. I do the electronic  hook-ups and repairs and she does the food. Ah it's an easy life. The  only mechaninial problems are she touched the wrong button on the VCR or  the TV needs a good smack on the side.
 
 SK> any. I have 2 older sisters and 1 younger brother. I hate being the 
 SK> middle child?
 
 Well, I can't really console you there as I have no experiance, first,  second, third, or fourth hand.
 
 SK> I can never get away with what my sisters have already tried to do 
 SK> and I am not spoiled like my younger brother.  My brother just got a 
 SK> Super Nintendo
 SK> today and I don't think he's moved from infront of the T.V. Well I 
 
  I see that your parents keep a better lookout on you if they catch you  trying to do what your sisters have already done... Oh well, live and  learn to do things when your parents aren't there. So your brother got a  Super Nintendo. I had to earn mine. All $150. On sale too. My friend got  thge Super Nintendo Game Genie and the Super Scopr Six. A sort of bazooka  that hooks up to the Super Nintendo. You're probably wondering what the  word Smegging on line #9 means. Well I'll tell you this. I have no  sm



egging idea what it means. Ever watch Red Dwarf? It's about this  space-junkie called Lister, the last crew mamber alive on the ship Red  Dwarf and the last human alive in the cosmos, a hologram of his dead  bunkmate, Arnold J. Rimmer, a Gispatchio-brain, and something that  evolved from Listers cat. For some reason they keep running into Marilyn  Monroe all the time and keep getting invaded by genetically engineered  monsters that were made to fight earths wars. Ever read the Hitchhiker  series? Anyways, 



it's now 11:17. I'd better go.



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