From: rcarter@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ron Carter)
Subject: `Lisa the Beauty Queen' - 9f02 - Mo' SloMo Mania, refs, misc.
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Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 05:26:25 GMT

The following compilation is Copyright 1992 Ronald L. Carter
and is not to be used in other compilations without permission
and credit.  So there...

Blackboard:  I will not defame New Orleans
             I will not defame Ne

Livingroom:  Homer, Marge, and Bart run past the couch, and off
             the edge of the `film'.  Realizing their mistake,
             they flop (with Lisa joining them) on the couch,
             where Maggie is already seated.

If we got `New Orleans...' tonight, what did the Canadians get?

-Springfield Elementary School Carnival
    -`The Happiest Place On Earth'
    -Guess Your Age & Weight
        -He guesses 53 y.o. & 420 lbs. Correct is 36 & 239.
    -Haggis  50 cents
    -The Paralyzer
    -Jimbo's Spookhouse
    -Caricatures $3
        -The `Ayyyy' Fonz, Farrah Fawcett, Darth Vader surfing

-Turn Your Head And Coif  Beauty Salon
    -Jose Eber is hairdresser ref (yes, he uses butane torch)
    -The `styles'
        -Swoop, Bo Derek cornrows, `Marge' style, Princess Leia
        -Settling in on a Farraw Fawcett `fancy free'

-Little Miss Springfield Pageant Tonight!
    -Ye Olde Off-Ramp Inn
        -We're Now Rat-Free!
    -Bob Fosse is choreographer ref
        -Step, pause, turn, pause, pivot, step, step *not*
         Step, pause, turn, pause, pivot, step, -pause-...
    -The lyrics
        -The opening number...
         (All the girls...)
         Having our own, making it work!
         Gasping for air, having it all!
         ...
         Checking it out, caring about us!
         Making a wish, dreaming a dream!
         (Krusty)
         Little Miss Springfield, which one will it be?
         (All the girls...)
         (pause, and sigh...)  Me!

        -Krusty's finale song...
         L's the losers in her wake...
         I, the income she will make...
         T is for her tooth-full mouth...
         T is for her tooth-full mouth...
         (Note the lyrics would go on for 17 more lines,
         presumably the next line would be `L's the losers...')

-Chamber of Horrors
    -Mr. T, Dr. Ruth, Ronald Reagan

-Springfield Founders Festival Parade
    -Laramies Jr. Cigarettes float
    -God Bless Mommy and Daddy and Laramie Cigarettes

-The headlines
    -Lisa Kicks Butt
    -Queen To Mayor  You're Next
    -Nerds Pummeled In Football Melee

-Movie and other refs (including some in very bad taste)
    -`Apocalypse Now'
        -Bob Hope and Lisa's helicopter escape from USO show
    -`Proud Mary'
        -Lisa's variation of `America, the Beautiful'
    -`Flashdance'
        -Lisa continues her performance
    -Joe Camel
        -Menthol Moose
    -`Hey There, Georgy Girl'
        -Homer's `Hey there, blimpy boy...'
    -The fiery wreck of the Hindenberg
        -Kent Brockman's `Oh, the humanity...'
    -The swearing in of LBJ after the JFK assasination
        -Lisa's swearing in with Marge in `Jackie' pillbox hat

-Misc
    -Barney's head wires were red, green and blue
        -(These are the colors of a color TV, etc.)
    -Chief Wiggums was eating  New Bar-B-Q Chips  Heavily Salted

I dunno, I didn't like this very much either; continuity was off,
as was Lisa's -whole- motivation...  New animation is uneven...

Ron `Homely as a mule's butt...' Carter
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