HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: Another flame from Starcap'n Ra
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 00:36:25 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.194329.27943@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>, ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
#      And with regard to using your favorite
# subject line, I might add that another regular
# poster to this newsgroup has also fairly recently
# done same.  I shall not mention his name because
# he's probably already hiding under his bed, sick
# with guilt and self-loathing over it by now, poor
# fellow.

Actually, that was me.  I've done it several times.  *And* I intend to
continue to do it.  Shamelessly.  Without apology.  Just try and stop
me, you brainless jackanapes!  I don't need no fucking license!  I
need nothing!  Worship me!  I am Larass'th'thatl, God of Earthquakes,
Landslides and Pantyhose Runs!  FEAR MY NAME!  DO NOT OPPOSE ME!  MY
WRATH IS TERRIBLE INDEED! I SHALL MAKE YOUR LANDS QUAKE AND BECOME
BARREN FIELDS OF RUBBLE AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!  I SHALL MAKE YOUR
PEOPLE BEG FOR *MERCY* BEFORE I PITCH THEM INTO THE BRINY SEAS!  I
SHALL FORCE YOU ALL TO SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIVES MENDING EXPENSIVE
PANTYHOSE WITH INADEQUATE TOOLS, DIM LIGHT AND THE PROMISE OF NOTHING
TO SHOW FOR IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE!  I SHALL REDUCE YOU ALL TO DUST!  NO
ONE MAKES DEMANDS ON LARASS'TH'THATL AND *LIVES*!  AAARRGGGHH!!!  BITE
THY TOADBUMPIES, KNAVES!  URP!  DIE, YOU SAVAGE FUCKS!  GURGLE!

(And if I hear any of you silly gidgets slur my Earth-god name into
`grasp-the-saddle' I shall be sorely yanked indeed.  Don't push your
luck with me boys -- I've got the Kazoo of Butt-Wizardly Power, and
don't think I don't know how to use it.)


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Help keep Las Vegas clean.  Eat your kill.
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CLASH
Date: 30 Sep 92 21:51:20 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


In article <BvEJvn.F3A@encore.com>, kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
> Safe European Home:
> 
> Gooley come from Jamaica,
> The Gooley can't fail,
> Gooley come from Jamaic-,
> The Gooley can't fail,
> Gooley come from Jamaica,
> The Gooley can't fail,
> Gooley, Gooley, Gooley Booley, Booley,
> The Gooley can't fail,
> Gooley, Gooley, Gooley Booley, Booley,
> Gooley can't fail,
> The Gooley looped and the Gooley shoot,
> The Gooley comes and,
> Comes back down,
> Gooley, Gooley, Gooley Booley, Booley,
> Girls are coming,
> Not around,
> Gooley, Gooley, Gooley Booley, Booley,
> Gooley can't fail,
> Gooley, Gooley, Gooley Booley, Booley,
> Gooley, he can't fail,
> Gooley, Gooley, Gooley Booley, Booley,
> Gooley can't fail.
> Gooley, Gooley, Gooley Booley, Booley,
> Gooley can't fail.
> Gooley come from Jamaica,
> The Gooley can't fail,
> Elvis come and Gooley go,
> No one knows where policeman go.
> --
> mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com

to the tune of "Boomer Sooner":

gooley gooley
gooley gooley
gooley gooley
gooley gooley

gooley gooley
gooley gooley
gooley gooley
gooley goo

When I met my Adelina,
then she sings her Gooley song. <repeat above>

Jeff Carroll
carroll@lemon.cray.com

baden baden baden baden...
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Where is canetoad?
Date: 1 Oct 1992 05:57:12 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: boa.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <annie.035e@canetoad.UUCP> annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
>
>	Where is your heart's desire?

Under the porch.

>	Where is the second sock that you just *know* you washed?

Wrapped around her neck.

>	Where is the popsicle you hid behind the ice tray, saved for
>		the last day of Indian Summer?

It rotted.

>	Where is morning?

Below the earth.

The jig is up, folks; it's time to admit it.  We'll have
no more pussyfooting around.  We're in the last ten pages.
There might be another twist, but you won't see it coming.

Because I have the dirt.  I know the scene of the crime.  I
know the offender; I know the offendee.  I know where the
bodies are buried.  I know who buried them.  I've got a red
list in a brown envelope; a mojo in my pocket; a .44 in my
pants.  I know it all, baby, and je t'accuse.  Pardon my French.

But I want to see you cough it up.  Because I'm a son of a
bitch, and I get paid for it.  

The truth, kids.  Now.  It'll hurt, but it'll feel real good
when it's over.  Trust me.

c
so much for carrots
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: bc's Snyder's Hard Pretzel Game
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 15:13:36 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <921004.082548@acad.UUCP> Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com writes:

> 
> Snyder's Hard Pretzels
> Creative Pretzel Eater's Club
> PO Box 917
> Hanover, PA  17331
> 
> October 5, 1992                              
> 
> 
> Esteemed Friends,
> 
> I would like to communicate my highest regard for your excellent 
> product, Snyder's Hard Pretzels and to relate to you the unusual manner 
> in which I enjoy them.  
> 
> You see, though I am usually a reasonable person, I find that during my 
> psychotic episodes brought on by extensive dieting, I am irrepressably 
> lured to just those substances I have been trying to avoid, especially 
> sodium.  I find that when I require sodium lest the demons in the 
> telephone chew out my eyes, it is delightful to insert your hard 
> pretzels rectally, that the tender anal muccous membrane may most 
> quickly absorb the salt into my blood stream.  You probably wonder how I 
> walk after I employ them in such a manner, but after I've enjoyed the 
> hardness for a time, a nice enema makes them very pliant.
> 
> Your Affectionate Fan,
> Morrisa Sherman
> 
> P.S.  For variety and added effectiveness, I would also highly recommend 
> pounding the pretzels to a fine powder in an ordinary mortar and pestle, 
> suspending the powder in a saline solution, and injecting it 
> subcutaneously directly into key water retention points like the ankles 
> or the breasts.  And remember, never share needles.
> 
> 
> --------------------------------MorrisaS@Autodesk.com
>                                 So what will y'all give me if 
>                                 I actually mail this?
> 

	i start the bidding at 300 quatloos. i would also like to see the 
reply. why do i think it will be a reasonable letter from them?

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: AI AND YOU
Date: 5 Oct 92 16:41:44 GMT

Cure for lonely old senior citizens of america.  A companion that will
always listen, that will always try to help you work through your
problems.  

A warm and caring friend to talk to.


ELIZA

I AM THE PSYCHOTHERAPIST.  PLEASE, DESCRIBE YOUR PROBLEMS.  EACH TIME
YOU ARE FINISHED TALKING, TYPE RET TWICE.


my grandsons never come over to visit.

WHY DO YOU SAY YOUR GRANDSONS NOT EVER COME OVER TO VISIT?

because they don't! and my son-in-law is a no good bum, I don't know
why Cindy married him.  He's such a jerk.  She's sweet and should have
stuck with Irv Olson down the block.  He was such a nice boy.

IS IT BECAUSE OF YOUR PLANS THAT YOU SAY HE WAS SUCH A NICE BOY?

no.  he just was.

MAYBE YOUR LIFE HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.

what life!  well I tried to raise her the best I could.  Its a
conspiracy.  The CIA is controling her mind.  They can do that you
know.

CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?

they take these KGB signals and change them to control us.

WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE THAT?

My cousin Lenny acts really weird after he started getting cable.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I'll bring him over sometime.

IS IT BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE YOU HANG AROUND WITH THAT YOU ARE GOING
THROUGH ALL THIS?

what people!

ARE YOU SURE THAT WHAT PEOPLE?

no one comes to visit.  I play chess with my 9 cats.


...carasso "curing the ills of society with modern technology"
From: rbretton@adonis.ctron.com (Renee Bretton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Renee's triumph!!!! :)
Date: 28 Sep 92 23:50:53 GMT

Keywords: 


Hello... This is my first entry in this newsgroup.  It's taken me
a very long time to get here, but I finally did it thanks to 
everyone's help... bits and pieces along the way. 



---------------------
That's all folks!!
---------------------
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: direct quote
Date: 6 Oct 1992 05:39:57 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1aqj9eINNnog@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
*"Mark, were you aware that the world is going to end on the 22nd?"
*
*"THE WORLD CAN'T END. I'VE GOT FRONT ROW TICKETS FOR THE RAMONES!"

Not to mention the fact that I'll only be 24 years old for three days.
This puts a damper on any real celebrating.


Mark "Should've said front FUCKING row" Lippert
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DATE CALCS (mon - sun)
Date: 30 Sep 92 17:15:40 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Dave Polewka (al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu) wrote:
\ >####################################################################
\ >   mmddyy                       .   backwards
\ >             2                  .           
\ >   092892 = 2 x 3 x 7741        .   298290 = 2 x 3 x 5 x 61 x 163 
> >...............................mon..................................
/ >   ddmmyy                       .   backwards
/ >             5                  .             
/ >   280992 = 2 x 3 x 2927        .   299082 = 2 x 3 x 7 x 7121 
/ >####################################################################
[....etc....]


	Were there even remotely interesting at one time?  I forgot.



--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"Whenever you come across something you don't understand, just think up an
 answer that SOUNDS as if it might work and forget about it."
                                      --Katrina Hill, alt.tv.red-dwarf, 8/19/92
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: supermarkets
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 14:45:59 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <9209242157.AA05381@moeng2.morgan.edu>

my two favourite stores on El Camino are

	Pioneer Chicken
	Backdoor Meat

keep meaning to go and take snaps of the signs.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: History time
Keywords: The OLD ONES
Date: 6 Oct 92 17:01:29 GMT
Organization: t.b

terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
> Ya know, SR, I've often thought of you as a drooling idiot, a moron, a
> typing idiot savant.

     Hot damn!  Here's the proof positive I've
been waiting for.  She loves me!  Now it's just
a matter of time before she starts lovingly
reposting my articles.

     Thank you Bonehead, wherever you are, for
showing me the way to St. Terri's feart.

     Woops!  I ran out of aitcfes.  Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: pro & con
Organization: t.b
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 00:41:36 GMT

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
> yamaha

     DOHHHHH, I just went soft, cj.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 23:42:41 GMT

In <1992Oct5.153433.3138@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
>Now, please make clear which of these two statements you agree with:
>1) "It's ok to sit at a voting refistration booth and make jokes about
>impeding women from registering to vote, as long as you don't actually
>_do_ anything"
>2) "sabbot is a hypocrite"

I have no joke here, I just like saying "refistration booth".
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: suddenly it's clear
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 11:13:39 GMT

In article <60514@mimsy.umd.edu>, kimy@cs (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:

}Me, I'm hoping that if I hang around Georgetown enough, some gorgeous
}piece of Eurotrash will pick me up, just like what happened to the
}Kyra Sedgewick character in "Singles."

Wish I could help, dear, but all the Eurotrash is in Europe, where
it's supposed to be... There's no substitute for visiting the source. 



--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "
        --grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Seat belt danger
Date: 30 Sep 92 01:30:37 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes that seatbelts keep you in
the driver's seat, and hence in control:
|In article <1a023mINNqcm@fido.asd.sgi.com>, cj@eno (C J Silverio) writes:
|}  means that driving or operating machinery while impaired is
|}  a violation of the rights of others.
|Exactly. I regard "not being in the driver's seat" as an impairment. 

An interesting point.  I will cogitate on it.

---
c j silverio
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Another flame from Starcap'n Ra
Date: 29 Sep 92 18:15:59 GMT
Organization: t.b

greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
> Came up with the subject line by yourself, did you?

     Of course I didn't, dear.  And everyone save
whatever fools fell off the cabbage truck and
tumbled into this newsgroup yesterday knows that.

     Your failure to understand that imitation is
the sincerest form of flattery only serves to
make you seem petty and insecure, gweggie.  Which
we all know couldn't be further from the truth,
don't we.

     Now go sip a Pernod or whatever it is you
do in France, you little knucklehead.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Tragic story from my childhood
Date: 3 Oct 92 19:23:11 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

When I was about six, my parents brought me a small dog. I named it Chuckles.
Over the next few years, it grew, and we played fetch, and did many
wonderful things. Unfortunately, when I was nine, it was lying in the road
and a car ran over all four of its legs. They had to be amputated.
We eventually ended up using the dog as a throw pillow. It was soft and
warm, and the best pillow a little kid could ever have.

But at the same time, something about the whole thing makes me slightly
uncomfortable. Mybe it's the way my parents made me empty Chuckle's 
colostomy bag.

					- Jeff Vogel
					  Rutgers Veterinary Science
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: freeze-dried gulliblity in plethora sauce
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 13:04:26 GMT

carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:

>gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
>)
>)I nipped into a handy brick wall and came out disguised as Aneurin
>)Bevan, forgetting that he had been dead for some years.  

>I've always had a special place in my heart for the Japanese people.

I've always had a special place in my basement for Japanese people.

infidel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: FYI
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 21:38:08 GMT
Comments: Sock it to me with apathy


Sock it to me with apathy.  Alienation's for the rich. Happiness is
relief.  Gentlemen prefer blondes. Youth culture killed my dog. Life's
a miracle.  The world is my oyster. One way ticket to the blues. Night
flight to Venus. Take a chance on me. Om. And don't forget to
remember.




--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: useful typo
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 16:15:38 GMT

Got a packet of company literature on certain services I can use.

On it is a wee Post-It (tm) note with the name "Markina Gooley"
written on it in attractive feminine-looking handwriting.

Great.  If ever I have gender-reassignment surgery, I've got a name
to use.

Markina...NOT
gooley@netcom.com
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Lingerie (was: RACIST)
Date: 28 Sep 92 13:49:08 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <joshua.717668494@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua
Geller) writes:

#  Come now, roger.  do you seriously think that you and I would have any
#  problem getting into egypt, or morocco, or tunisia, or turkey, or
#  pakistan, or bangladesh, or any of a number of other muslim countries?

Not so long ago (1970?) British passengers arriving in Egypt were
advised to remove their underwear, as most of it is made by Marks and
Spencer, a Jewish owned firm.  The Egyptian Customs would not let you
across the border if you were wearing anything from Marks and Spencer. 

Itineraries also had to be planned so that the port of departure was
Israeli, as the Arab states would not allow you cross the border if they
believed that you had visited, or intended to visit, Israel.  When you
got back to the UK you applied for a replacement passport, because the
old one had an Israeli stamp on it. 

#  Conditions for women in much of Europe (rural Greece, southern Italy,
#  rural Spain and Portugal) are as bad, in practice, as the conditions in
#  many arab countries. 

Oh, come off it.  In Portugal and southern Italy women are allowed to
grow up without being infibulated, to travel freely without a male
escort, to wear clothes which show their faces and their legs, and to
vote.  I have never been to Greece or Spain, but I believe things to be
the same there. 

On the other hand (if the Arabs haven't chopped it off), at the outbreak
of the Gulf war, one of the problems faced by British women in Saudi
Arabia was that the Saudi police would not allow them to travel the 1Km
from their hotel to the (perfectly safe) airport. 

-- Ken "imagine being a customs officer and watching them all taking off
   their underwear" Johnson

-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32863 talk.politics.misc:49622
From: cb@tamarack13.timbuk (Chris Brewster)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc
Subject: Re: Henry Ross Perot -- anagrams
Date: 5 Oct 92 17:22:24 GMT
Organization: pubs
In-reply-to: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu's message of 5 Oct 1992 01:41:48 GMT


H ROSS PEROT    :    SHORT POSER
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: Re: heroes deflated
Summary: I didn't know he was her boyfriend.  Happy coincidence!
Keywords: I wear levis, actually.  
Organization: Crystalized Time
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 01:53:06 GMT

terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>
>I'm worried.  First he creams his Wranglers because I followed him up, now
>he's all aquivver following up my *boyfriend*....

Oh... oh... !  She followed me up again!!

My Wranglers runneth over.

--Zvi
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: drugs
Date: 1 Oct 92 14:24:00 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

(Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

>The stat of 25% unemployable was from a correspondent paraphrasing a
>report from a study of drug users in 1919. I doubt anything but lack of
>performance make them unemployable then, certainly not on the job urine
>testing!

The wonders of modern science. Just think, if they hadn't taken the cocaine
out of cola drinks, we would all be brain dead by now.

"A correspondent paraphrasing a report from a study"? Is that anything
like "3 out of 5 doctors agree"?

Matt
I, for one, am convinced
Currently considering retraining to become an On-The-Job-Urine-Testing-Tech
(Found a great correspondence course)
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep Bites the Bullet
Date: 26 Sep 1992 06:48:23 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: boa.cs.berkeley.edu

"Excuse me, ma'am, but have you got a clean pair of underwear I can use?"

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: AjD's custom weather
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 20:02:25 EDT
Organization: The Screen of Blackness

In article <1992Sep29.210121.13414@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>  Here is what I would like to have you ask / envision:  Cool, 
>crisply clear nights in the low to middle 30s centered over Ann 
>Arbor, Michigan.
>  If response to this request is overwhelming, it is possible that a 
>microclimate could be established over the old west side neighborhood 
>in Ann Arbor with cold nights, and a warmer, clear upper 40s located 
>over the downtown and North U. areas so that ljd can wear a tank top 
>under his leathers and show people the tattoo he got in memory of his 
>brother.

Sounds good, but what'll happen along the boundary between the two
air masses?  You're talking about a temperature differential of 10 or
15 degrees, which, combined with moisture from the Huron River, could
lead to stationary frontal conditions (low stratus clouds and rain) 
on a line running roughly down Main Street, or maybe Ashley. 

This could be inconvenient if, for example, I decide to walk from the
Island Drive Apartments to the Old West Side to spend the evening with
my grilfriend on Thursday.

ljd
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Tree of Life
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 01:22:36 GMT

dpk28402@vax1.mankato.msus.edu (Acid horse) writes:
>>   as the dwelling place of Tabella, known as the Rain Goddess.  I was told I
>>   would meet the spirits of the Mountain who were only available between the
>>   hours of early dusk and early dawn.

But not on Sundays or holidays.

mark