From: vijay@wiliki.eng.hawaii.edu (Vijay Fafat)
Subject: Saam bhai
Organization: University of Engineering, College of Engineering
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 21:43:23 GMT

*Holy Cow was a phrase we used in Kindergarten in India. Looks like your first 
*exposure to English was in Hawa Hawaii, Mr. Fatfut

   Kindergarten,eh ? Try again. "Holy Cow, senility at 40?"
 

>  BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH......FATFUT FATFUT FATFUT.
>
       Ran out of words, "Siam" bhai? The Blahs refer to your blathering,the
Futfuts refer to mine :-). 


*Reading your comments definitely gives me second thoughts, Mr. Fatfut. 

  Na na Siam bhai, don't injure your brain with second thoughts. It would be 
enough if you can have the first ones.

>          "jya"??? Is it "con-fu-jya-n"??????
> 
*Go read Oxford English Dictionary, and you'll find *confusion* pronounced as
*(k*n-'fy{u:}-zh*n), Mr. fatfut.

    Siam bhai, check in the very same Oxford what "Transliterate" means. Then
read your original mail and see where you've used it."Transliterate" and "translate" are different.Talk about using Oxford.  And I don't know how -zh*n  becomes "jya". 


> 
> *In the 80s we had "Ketchup", "Lok", "_hore-licks"(W intentionally dropped), etc
>                                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>          Does'nt this belong to your Rec.porn.vengeance ?
>
N o that's where you belong, Mr. Fatfut
i
 
       Just because I'm naked under my clothes???? Com'mon Siam, Go read your
Oxford for the meanings of "Porn" and "vengeance" ( Don't tell me you read
those in kindergarten). Here's one guy   _hore-sing around.
 

   
>  BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH......FATFUT FATFUT FATFUT.
>  BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH......FATFUT FATFUT FATFUT.
>  BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH......FATFUT FATFUT FATFUT.

        Gives me some idea about your vocabulary :-). No, I don't grudge you that.  BTW, I must say I am impressed with your originality. Fatfut was the name
I had got when I was in "Kindergarten" (Funny how everything happens when
you are in KG, no?)  


> 
>      Basically, these British and American people have funny accents anyway. Ask any Indian. :-)
> 
*UUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!, Mr. Fatfut, you are really a FATFUT.

  So cute on your part, dear. Just out of curiosity, do you always laugh like
this (as Wodehouse would say, "like a hyena with a bone stuck in its throat :-))
? Thanks for the compliment. I like it when people are so kind :-)
Try to see the smilies.


*Don't worry, I have a pich of salt on my wrist, a piece of lemon in my hand, 
*and a peg of Tequila sitting in front of me. I am also bursting in laughter
*reading your reply to my posting.

    Some people have all the fun! By the way, did you really mean "wrist"? Or
was it "pinch" ? Perhaps your left knee?? Now look what you've done to me with
that hyena-like laughter!


*No Italian Rukmini is reading this.

    And replying, too....lemon in hand,salt on the wrist (Why wrist, macchhaa?)
bone in throat,.... 

*Yeah Right! you could've done the same, Mr. Vijay Fatfut (alias Lose Bhai!)! 

     Check Oxford, Siam bhai, for "retaliation". My posting was just pointing
out some mistakes in your original one. It was'nt "Retaliation" since there 
was no "aggression" against me. It is, NOW. And you did edit, very conveniently,
 the part about your grammar. NOW I agree I was introduced to English in Hawaii.
Where was your baptism (assuming they had such things in good old '56 :-)?