From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.sex,alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai Has Been Chosen as Net.Goddess!!!  Read On...
Date: 14 Aug 92 23:20:56 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery
Followups-To: alt.flame

Little Stevie Franklin, in his never-ending quest to make himself the most
foolish-looking child on USENET, regales us with his latest contribution. 
It apparently does not occur to Stevie, who cross-posted to alt.sex and
alt.personals, that most of the people there will not have the smallest,
slightest, foggiest fuck of an idea what he's blabbering about now.  No
doubt they'll simply interpret it as yet another tedious example of just
how tiresome an asshole he actually is.

In article <BszIKv.FIw@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (<<<***Steve
Franklin***>>>) wrote:
> 
> In article <7w6m3mq.noring@netcom.com> noring@netcom.com (Jon Noring) writes:
> 
> >***************************************************************************
> >    Rai is officially declared to be the first Net.Goddess of Alt.Land
> >***************************************************************************
> 
> *ahem*. I have an ammendment.
> 
> **********************************************************************
> Rai is officially declared to be the first Net.Goddess of Lefty.land
> **********************************************************************
> 
> Yes. LeftyLand is obviously significantly more populated than I had 
> suspected.

Stevie, your cranium is significantly more vacant that _I_ had suspected.

> Leftyland has several connotations. The goobers in alt.flame will clearly
> recognize the context that Leftyland implies.

Mainly, here comes more drivel from Stevie "Head-is-Fried" Franklin. 
You're clearly a much bigger fool than I originally took you for.  And I
had taken you for a _significant_ fool.

> >Now Rai, we need an acceptance post (speech) for the title of Net.Goddess,
> >including what you intend to do to make Alt.Land a better place for all.
> >
>    Ahaha - a better place for all? Who's all? How's better? and remember,
> it's LeftyLand. have you visa's ready when entering, and remember - 
> no social lives allowed across the border. LeftyLand refuses anyone
> who seems interesting.

Stevie apparently is quite upset that a fellow as "interesting" as he is
receives such quantities of abuse, scorn and derision wherever he goes.  

"Clearly," Stevie says to himself, "it _must_ be everybody else's fault.  I
am, after all, such an _interesting_ fellow!"

"It must be," reasons Stevie, "that all these people who laugh at me, call
me names and insult me must be some kind of immoral, degraded, computer
geeks!  That's it!  Well, I'm _better_ than they are!  In spite of the fact
that I can neither comprehend what I read nor form a coherent sentence, I'm
_smarter_ than they are!  I'll show them all!"

And so he sits down to his terminal and composes yet another posting
completely and utterly bereft of humor, sense, intelligence, wit or clues.

In between postings, he sends email to the very people who have been
beating the crap out of him.  These barely literate, plaintive letters to
people he doesn't know are filled with laughable claims like "I can safely
say I have more accomplishments within 19 years than you will ever hope of
acquiring" and ludicrous threats like "I have little time to harass your
nauseatingly tiresome posts in the future".  In spite of which, he follows
up every one of them.  Every one.

It's a sad existence, but it's all little Stevie has.

> p.s. - awhh, gimme a break. I'm still edified. I just have the flu. You 
>        can't be THAT pissed off are you? 8) You guys take things too 
>        seriously

Poor little Stevie.  What a loser.  Truly pathetic.

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