From: Will Steeves <goid@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: CALLING ALL WOMEN..WH
X-To: HEINER BIESEL
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 17:40:00 GMT

biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel) writes...
HB> carr@athena.cs.uga.edu (Beth Carr) writes:
HB> >I had the same experience - with most BBS related to women's issues on
HB> >public nets. My solution was to join some women-only groups.
HB> >I'm really not interested in the flame wars and women-bashing that goes on
HB> >on this (and other) supposedly women's groups. In the 5 posts i've read
HB> >today, 4 were from admitted men.

HB> Self-admitted, eh? Were they read their Miranda rights? If not it'll
HB> never stand up in court.

Oh GOiD??  You're comparing this with Miranda!?  Really now, Heiner...   :-)


HB> >One woman told me that many persons representing themselves as women online
HB> >are actually men (some of whom are turned on by lesbians and want to pose a
HB> >lesbians).

HB> Quite true. Muffy, for example is a male welder and part-time bouncer at
HB> Pete's Bistro, a notorious hangout for latex-fetishist bikers and podiatrist
HB> He gets really turned on by scenes of ritual abuse with feather dusters
HB> and Water Piks (TM).

Oh brother...  What *scandalous* revelations!!


HB> Rini, on the other hand is an XXXY freak who used to
HB> make his/her/its living in a sideshow. He/she/it really gets off on numbers
HB> and statistics, and has been heard to moan orgasmically at the mere utteranc
HB> of the phrase "87%".

Wow!  I never knew *that*...  :-)


HB> Wendy is another sly one: she's really a female who's
HB> undergoing surgery to become male. farthing's real name is nearthing, and
HB> she's a happily married mother of 4 lovely children. Don't be fooled,
HB> appearances can be deceptive. The only thing you can depend on is the fact
HB> that all of this - indeed, all evil in this world - is the doing of men.
HB> Trust me, I know, I used to be one myself.
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Hahahahaha!

Good Lord, you really should go into competition with Drieux!!


HB> >Women - e-mail to me, briefly describe yourself, and i'll get back to you
HB> >with  a few women-only BBS, if you're interested.
HB> >Men who want access to such groups, please DON'T E-MAIL ME. Remember, we've
HB> >been barred access from men's clubs & priveleges for thousands of years -
HB> >please don't intrude on our minor attempts at self-empowerment.

HB> They won't; they're too busy banging drums and oppressing women. It's hard
HB> work, you know, scheming and oppressing, holding secret meeting to shore
HB> up the patriarchy, playing golf, telling sexist jokes, all that macho stuff.
HB> Sorry, gotta go and pick up some Diazinon (TM) now...


GOiD, how right you are, Heiner...  It really *is* tough being a male, what
with oppressing women constantly, going to meetings of the EvilMalePatriarchal
Conspiracy, having to explain that we were working late when we were REALLY
at the OppressingWomenMeetings, playing golf (!), *ON TOP* of going to work
and supporting our TradtionalWholesomeMalePatriarchalFamilyValueSystems.

Sheesh...

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