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Date:         Thu, 20 Aug 1992 18:38:22 LCL
Reply-To:     "Giorgos Kavallieratos" <GIORGOS@GREARN.BITNET>
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From:         "Giorgos Kavallieratos" <GIORGOS@GREARN.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: Pali pisw sto pagko mas.

> Paides kalhspera sas,
>
KAlhspera kai apo eme

>
Proto mail sthn HELLAS meta apo tis diakopes kai apo emena

> Gia na mhn arxizw tis leptomeries gia thn Ellada kai fwnazoune merikoi
> merikoi (opws o Periklhs pou me rwtage gia xartia toualetas klp klp) sas lew
> se genikes grammes para polu wraia.
>
> H Ellada opws oloi kseroume einai h xwra ths diaskedashs kai ths kaloperashs.

Gia poious omos? Oi touristes ontos kala pernane. Ksereis ti einai erxomenoi
apo Italia as poume na agorazoune to misolitro nero apo 4 katostarika mono 60
draxmes?oss gia tous dopious pou pernane kala... afth h fara panta pernage kala
Spyro kai panta tha pernaei kala.

> Ftou mas na mhn matiastoume. Etsi pame mprosta.
>
> pernane polu kala kai ta bgazoune ola pera kai malista me to parapanw. Bebaia
> 0a mporousane ta pragmata na einai kalutera alla "pisteuw" oti stadiakws
> pane pros ta ekei.
>
> O kosmos bgainei polu eksw (Sabbatokuriaka, ka0hmerines) kai glentaei. Twra

O 'kosmos' ti glossa milage? Germanika? Agglika? Re Spyro sovara milas?
Kai ti amaksia p.x. eixe o sugekrimenos'kosmos'? Apo BMW kai pano pao stoixhma.

> pou ta briskei den kserw re paidia alla ta exei ta lefta. Kapoios eipe oti
> einai adouleuta lefta kai mallon eixe dikio.

Ela nte pou ta vriskoune na psakso kai ego ekei? Pou ta vazoune aftoi kai
tous avgatizoune ta lefta tous? Edo deka fraga na exeis sthn trapeza
pou den pianoune ton plhthorismo, sou forologoune kai ton toko apo pano.
Kai phgane oloi ta stroggylepsane na ta kanoune entoka grammatia, e den
mporei, ta forologei kai afta.

>
> Ta mpouzouksidika gemata, oi Disco epishs, oi tabernes pane polu kala.

Gia ta prota metafraze 'skylladika'. Pantos aftoi pou ta gemizoune kala pernan
kai gia tous ypoloipous pou volevontousan me metadosh Barkelonhs 92 sthn
TV kai ton anemistira sto full.

> Oi dromoi exoun gemisei "pontiaka" autokinhta (bl. kokkines pinakides).

Nai kai akoma den exo dei tetoio amaksi mikrou kyvismou.


> Ta troxaia dusthxhmata paramenoun ta idia. Mesos oros nekrwn 21 ka0e Sabbato-
> kuriako. Ta dash kaigontai.
> Apergies sta lewforeia enw o kosmos kukloforei me REO. Les kai eimaste sthn
> Xilh. (-; H dikh mou gnwmh einai oti kala kanoun kai thn poulane.

Den eimaste kala. Tha mou peis re Spyro esy pote tha thn xrhsimopoihseis
thn rhmada? H syngoinonia einai koinoniki paroxh. Mpas kai kanenas
pou fonazei  'Idiotiki h EAS' exei perasei pote apo Hrakleio?
Elate edo loipon na deite ti paei na pei 'idiotikes astikes syngoinonies'
kai 'ta leoforeia stous odhgous'.
Foithtiko eisitiro: 80
Kanoniko          : 105
Alla as ta dosei o malakas! edo troei kathe mera sta bouzouksidika kai den
exei o gyftos o politis 105 na dosei gia to leoforeio? Ti sto kalo. (vale oti
thelei kata meso oro 3 syngoinonies thn hmera phgaine-ela an einai tyxeros kai
menei kentro). Alla eipame, as xrhsimopoihsei kai thn ferrari tou ligo, olo
sto garage tha thn exei? na skouriasei?

Kserete ti paei na pei na stamata o odhgos to leoforeio sth mesh tou dromou
gemato kosmo gia na paei apenanti sto synergeio na rothsei profanos gia to
amaksi tou?
Kserete ti paei na pei na fevgeis mia ora pio noris apo to spiti sou gia na
pas sto Pan/mio kai na theoreisai argoporhmenos epeidh 3 leoforeia perasane
xoris na se paroune kai phges me ta podia sto terma gia na vreis thesi?
Kserete ti paei na pei na strimoxneste se ena apo ta leoforeia pou xrhsimo-
poiousan sthn Athina TELEFTAIA XRONIA to 1976-1977 (ta palia ta Scania).
Afta en etei 1992 sto Hrakleio Krhths, erga idiotikis protovoulias.

Gia afto panta elega oti h Athina syngoinoniaka htane paradeisos se
sxesh me oti exoume perasei edo.

Nai ! alla oi syngoinonies den tha exoune eleimmata tha mou peite...
E kserete ti paei na pei na fonazoune synexeia oti exoune eleimmata oi idiotes
to eisitirio na anevainei kathe treis kai ligo kai parola afta ypokeinto
se kratiko elegxo. (afta ta leo giati mia fora eixa psaksei to thema ena
kairo pou to eisitirio tous htane diplasio apo ths Athinas).
Alla kai h Patra den paei piso. Idiotiki protovoulia kai ekei. Kserete
ti paei na pei oti tous ta efage o proedros mou eipe enas patrinos.
Kai poioi ftaine? Ma fysika oi ypsilomisthoi foithtes,
oi polyteknoi, oi stratiotes ktl. 150 draxmes gia olous kyrioi. Isoths logo
tou proedrou. Oxi eleimma alla mia atasthalia mikri mikri, oso pataei h gata.
Alla na exeis 2 mathimata ena to proi, ena to apogema sthn Patra, prepei na
plhroseis 4x150=600 draxmes, efteles poso... thn hmera. Afto vevaia tis
meres pou h Maserati einai gia service. Xalaei kai kammia fora to atimo
to aftokinitaki. Kai eipame... opos elege kai o makaritis o Tritsis o
foititis skeftetai mono to paxy tou entero, peri tou leptou enterou oudeis
logos mias kai exei ksentosei apo to poly fai re gamoto, kathe mera sta
'mpouzouksidika'.

Hthela na hksera sth Romh pou einai dhmosies oi syngoinonies giati doulevoune
toso kala. Alla ftaine oi dikoi mas! H atimi fara! Oi KLEFTES, oi tempelhdes.
Kremaste tous! Exete dei to 'Monty Python and the holy Grail'?
'She is a witch!'.... 'Burn her'. Thymaste thn fash? (an oxi na sas
steilo to arxeio me tous dialogous sthn syngekrimeni skini).

As vgaloume pali ta apothimena mas emeis oi dikaioi forologoumenoi enantion
mias diavolikis faras pou akouson akouson APERGEI! kai akouson akouson
skane leei oi satanades ta lastixa ton leoforeion gia na min doulepsoune
(to akousa prosfata)!! kai akouson akouson trone anthropino kreas kai kanoune
satanistikes teletes kai katavarathronoune tous thesmous ths oikogeneias
patridos kai thriskias! (tha to akouso syntoma)

Panta etsi paei to tropario otan kapoioi mas mpainoune sth myth. Vlepeis
o typos kai h enhmerosh leitourgoune apsoga.

> To kainourgio aerodromio exei parei kapoia poreia. Treis xiliades panw ta aero
> porika gia thn oloklhrwsh tou ergou. To petrelaio stis 120 enw h benzinh stis
> 198 (peripou) kai h amolubdh stis 180 (peripou).
>
Den ta lene aeroporika, ta lene aeroplanika tora gia evnohtous logous.
Alla eipame, ton Avgousto einai o minas ton adeion kai den mporousa kai ego
edosa adeia ston John ton piloto na paei diakopes kai etsi den mporo na
xrhsimopoihso to Learjet mou. Den paei allo me afth thn akriveia, tha matho
pilotos. Opou na nai tha kanei kai o pilotos apergia, ase pou zhta kai polla
lefta!
Venzina:
198 ! pamfthini! akou den exoune na plhrosoune 198! kai sthn ethniki ksexases
na peis Spyro oti exei spasei to fragma ton 200 draxmon kata poly.
Malista de meletatai xrhsi gallikou aromatos gia ta nteposita ton aftokiniton
mias kai tha kostizei fthinotera. To elliniko daimonio kai pali se drash me
ameso stoxo thn metatropi ton kinitiron gia to neo kafsimo! Etsi mpravo
na mhn troei o Ellinas gia na skeftetai!

Ase de pou den mas afhsane na xaroume kai tin niki ths Patoulidou, thn
idia mera akousa oti i venzina tha anevei kata 50 draxmes. Efteles poson
dhladi!

Ma fysika omos... emena den me pianei h akshsh ths venzinas, pentoxiliaro
evaza tote, pentoxiliaro tha vazo kai tora... ti lene oi malakes?


> Ta thlefwna mallon 0a tetraplasiastoun, kai ta eishthria 0a diplasiastoun.

Kalytera pes oti ola tha N-plasiastoune. Mias kai ola eksartontai apo thn
venzina. Kai to thlefono, kala na tous kanoune! ti theloune kai milane!
as kathontai kalutera mprosta sthn thleorasi hsyxa hsyxa na akousoune ti
exei na pei o Megalos Aderfos. Kai an exoune kammia antirrisi h apergisoune
olo kai kapoios 'estemmenos' MATatzhs tha tous plakosei sto ksylo.
Isos na akousate thn istoria me ton MATatzh pou eixe sto kranos tou to
shma tou vasilia (korona) kai plakose ena geitona tou apergo ths EAS
sto ksylo.
Alla eipame, prostateve tous synaderfous tou pou tous eixane ksulofortosei
oi vareos oploforountes apergoi.

> Kata ba0os omws oloi den exoun kanena problhma. Oloi thn bgazoun kala.

Den ksero pollous 'olous'. A nai ksexasa ton Kokkali, ton Vardinogianni sorry
paides.

> O Ellhnas den plhgwnetai apo ola auta. Kai kala kanei.

Pou na plhgothei? to riskarei na paei se kanena nosokomeio? Ti nosokomeio
dhladh pou ama 'nomothetisoune' kai afto kai den exei idiotiki perithalpsi thn
ekane. Malakas einai na plhgothei?

Edo paei na diamartyrithei kai oi xontropetsoi den xampariazoune me tipota.
Omos paidia e... akouste allo neo. Tha forologisoune kai tin akiniti
periousia. Alla... ektos ths ekklhsiastikis. Ma giati eipane ston k.Kouri
sto dhmo athinon ta ypoloipa melh tou DS
Kai h apanthsh htane kapos etsi:
'as mhn erthoume se prostrivi me tin ekklisia'

vevaia! as mhn erthoume se prostrivi me tous agious pateres! As
einai aforologita ta diamerismata tous pou einai gia 'filanthropikous
skopous' me idioktisia ekklhsias! giati tha diamarturithoune....
kai ama diamartyrithoune emeis eimaste eyaisthiti kyvernisi! akoume
oles tis diamartyries kai tis lamvanoume ypopsh mas!

Ante pou kai pou stelnoume kanena MAT, pername nomous me thn diadikasia
tou yperepeigontos, tous kaloume gia 'dialogo sta metra mas' alla kanoume
kai xoris aftous...etsi... dhmokratikotata!
Edo den idrose to afti tous apo OLOUS tous kladous ton ergazomenon kai
den theloune na enoxlhsoune tous agious pateres sthn makariotita ths
aforologisias tous. Alla eipame, oso kai na ton forologeis ton Ellina
panta vriskei kai plhronei...

> Kapoies sunanthseis me alla melh ths HELLAS eginan.
> alla xwris epituxia.
>
> Merika IN pragmata gia sthn Ellada.
>
> Buzios, Paxos (shmeio sunanthseis gia HELLASites), Krhtikos (gia garides),
> Geto, Tzwrtzhs (gia paidakia), Mimhs (gia kotopoula), La Playa, Bo kai polla
> alla.

Isos ta lene IN apo syntomia ths lekseos INPUT, dioti dexontai megalo INPUT.
Alla gia na exoune afta INPUT, prepei kapoios na exei OUTPUT, oi Ellines
sth syngekrimeni periptosh. Einai afto pou leme diadikasia I/O
Alla eipame, oloi oi Ellines to exoune... p.x. oson ta onomata arxinane
apo 'B' kai teleionoune se 'ardinogiannis'. OUTPUT kai ta myala sta kangela.

>
> Polu techno mousikh, kai ta muala sta kagkela (akous Stefanidh) !!!
> Apo Ellhnika pame kala. Kampriole kai Basileiou. Makhs paei kai erxetai
> ka0ws kai o Karras o opoios apo 14 Augoustou brisketai sthn A0hna sto
> Poseidwnio. Sthn 0essalonikh den 0a meinei kanenas. Mono o Leukos Purgos.
> H Ellhnikh monterna mousikh paei kala. O Xaritodiplwmenos na einai kala pou
> exei anebasei polla kanourgia asteria.

Oxi pia alli Elliniki 'mousiki' :( Oloi oi stathmoi sto Hrakleio thn ora
pou theleis na tous akous paizoune 'mousiki'. Exei katanthsei ta paidia
tou dhmotikou na einai o agaphmenos tous tragoudistis o Antypas.
Olo akous 'Eimai sta high mou otan se exo plai mou'. Alla opos eixe
pei kai o Goebels.. ama akous kati polles fores sto telos to pisteveis,
to ensternizesai, to prootheis.

Ola kai ola dhmokratikes methodoi, Goebels kai ta myala sta kangela.
Poios thelei epilogi mousikis stous stathmous otan emeis epilegoume
prin apo sas gia sas. Kourastiki diadikasia h epilogi re gamoto.
Omoiomorfia sta radiokymata apo ta idia axroma aosma stixakia
me kapoia xazh omoiokatalhksia kai afth thn fast-food mousiki pou
thymasai efkola. kai otan kapou kapos kapote vreis kati pou aksizei
(synithos palio) tote vrisketai h ora na kanei to atimo to radio parasita
epivevaionontas tous Murphy's Laws.

> Ouoououffffff

Ouuff kai apo emena kai sygnomh gia thn makrygoria... alla me aformh to
mail tou Spyrou hthela na sxoliaso kai alla pou prohgoumenos eixane
lexthei sth lista.

> Ante na stamathsw gia twra giati 0a kourasthkate opws ki egw.
> Loipon sunexizoume allh fora. Fusika 0a pesoun kai kapoia sxetika sxolia.
>
hehe, hdh arxisane na peftoune Spyro :-)

> Kai mia upen0umish. Mhn enoxleite ton Antwniou. Se mena twra ta problhmatakia
> sas. Kai afhste ton Karakolh sthn hsuxia tou re paidia. Einai gamw ta paidia
> kai egw eimai panta konta tou san owner.
>
> Ante geia,
>
> Spiros

Geia kai apo mena

Giorgos

p.s.
Giorgo Fragge, ksypnhsane kai ta Chicaga re? :-) olous tous troei to
xaki pacman re! (emena to mple lian syntomos)
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