HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (LOSER)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Musicians Duet Better...
Date: 11 Oct 1992 16:41:50 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Oct9.230728.2481@cheshire.oxy.edu> wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf) writes:
>                 SIMPLE TWO-STEP GUIDE TO TALK BIZARRE
>1. Look at article.

Oh, now i see where i was having trouble...

>2. If articles header includes more than one newsgroup, or has ANY mention of
>politics in it, hit 'j'
>   Do the same for any article longer than a page or any article dealing with
>train rides...

... or a dream the person had about some other t.b inhabitant.  Or wanted to
have.


5150
said 'what the fuck' and put soc.singles in his killfile anyways
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34151 alt.politics.bush:9151
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush
Subject: The Vice-President
Keywords: J. Danforth Quayle
Date: 14 Oct 92 16:02:31 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

I still think the definition "an undesirable behavior pattern
in a domestic animal" best sums up the "Vice" in Dan's title.

Especially after viewing the vice-presidential debates last 
night when Dan said "You can't believe what you see on TV" in
response to Al Gore's statement about American tax dollars being
used to subsidize industries in Central America. And just think,
this was reported not only on 60 minutes, but in just about every
major newspaper in the country. So what is Dan saying, 
that everyone is lying but him?

Who do you TRUST? Hubba Hubba Hubba....
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:20:15 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.fan.letterman,alt.sex
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN TALK.BIZARRE cj@sgi.com writes:
)kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov writes:
)|gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
)|)kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
)|))Well, I have this spare 11/780 if you want it...
)|)oh, yeah.  and how much would THAT raise my
)|)electric bill every month?
)|Depends on whether you have electric heating or not.
)
)She wouldn't NEED electric heating with that running.

And she'd finally have a big enough vibrator...


roger, hugs
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: jake@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Joel D. Jacobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Poetic Justice
Date: 9 Oct 1992 14:19:47 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.40
Originator: jake@opus.csd.uwm.edu


[I think this got lost last time, seeing as i never saw it, but if my news
 reader just ate it, forgive the extra copy.]

So yesterday at dinner, we're watching the news, and they do a couple
stories on bush and his comments about clinton in moscow and stuff like
that, and my dad says:

	I think the funniest part of all this is that
	Saddam Hussain will outlast George Bush.

<blink>


jake "GOD, do i love this."
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Whats the point???????
Date: 13 Oct 92 14:18:36 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Oct12.160511.570@dct.ac.uk>, mcsbc3ktp@dct.ac.uk (Kirk Potter) writes:
> Can anyone tell me why BIC byro pens have a little hole in the side of them??
> 

Somewhere to poke your brain into when you're not using it, 
so you don't lose it?

Jason

> # Kirk P at D.I.T. (Dundee Institute of Technology, Dundee, Scotland, U.K.) #
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (Bodyart Connosieur)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: oh, gross
Date: 13 Oct 1992 00:15:32 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1bcloqINNeu3@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>I just got the pop-tab on my Coke can stuck
>in my left nostril.

I thought you had always wanted a nose ring.

5150
you just can't please some people, i guess
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: RHF moderator change -- welcome to Maddi Hausmann
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 17:15:37 GMT

In article <7637@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>
>
>HAW! HAW!! HAW!!! I GEDDIT !!!@!!
>MADDI HAUSMANN AND STEVEN ABRAMS THINK BEING BLIND IS FUNNY!!!#%!#!!!
>AND MADDI HAUSMANN AND STEVE ABRAMS THINK BEING BLACK IS FUNNY!!!^^*!
>STEVIE WONDER IS BLACK AND HAS EYES BUT CAN'T SEE!!!!**!&!
>HAW! HAW! JUST LIKE A POTATO!!!$$@!
>
>-- Ken "they shoot horses, don't they" Johnson
>
 Wow. Let's see here... hmm... (looks through 'The UNIX guide to Power Posting)
Ah... here it is! 

 #11: Laugh wildly at everything your opponent says.

 Congratulations on making two posts even more obnoxious than the ones they
follow up, Ken.

-- Clint                                         


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 01:38:17 GMT

mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
: > "I *still* can't drive a car with a manual transmission."
: 
: That's nothing.  I can't drive a car at all.
: 
: And you know what?  I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
: 
: 
: mathew
: -- 
: "Boy, they were big on crematoriums weren't they?"
:  -- George Bush, during a tour of Auschwitz, 1987-09-28
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Oh, come on. He didn't really say this....did he?!
:
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short confession
Date: 11 Oct 1992 08:57:43 GMT
Organization: fuck this for a lark
Reply-To: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: 141.211.162.10

In article <BvvoCD.LD4@bagate.BELL-ATL.COM> dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor) writes:
>In article <1992Oct9.210059.29160@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>> Mark., the only person of original musical tastes who posts to t.b
>
>The Ramones are rather bland .... check out Arto Lindsay and DNA
[etc. deleted]
>or Slim and Bam (from the 40's)
Slim {gaillard} and Slam {smith or stewart, i forget}, you mean.

Mark., that's not the sort of challenge you ought to be making
lightly; it is provocation for another DickSizeWar.

AjD
and kill all the
sports editors.
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the second presidential debate
Date: 16 Oct 1992 21:16:57 GMT
Organization: evil vampire finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1bn6v7INN3pe@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> potts@itl.itd.umich.edu (Paul Potts) writes:
>
>Oooh!!!
>
>I know Art Delano. I've worked with Art Delano. Art Delano was a friend
>of mine.
>
>You're (ponytail's) no (t) (as long as) Art Delano('s ponytail).

I'm concerned by the past-tense used in the third sentence in the
above posting.  Come over for dinner some time.  Larry too.

AjD
we'll put the finches
back in their cages
From: potts@itl.itd.umich.edu (Paul Potts)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Completing my sentence: out on BAIL.
Date: 16 Oct 1992 19:47:13 GMT
Organization: Instructional Technology Laboratory, University of Michigan
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <gj156879.719204453@cunews> gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:

>By the way, I think political thought is NOT bizarre, unless you
>believe as I believe, that all politicians should be forced to wear
>big signs that say "I'M A POLITICAL GOON AND I RUN YOUR PATHETIC
>LITTLE LIFE".  And they should be publically pelted with tomatoes.
>And potatoes.  Or the toes of the damned.

As representative Handicapper general, I agree. 

I also think that "BayWatch" would be much more amusing to watch if,
in the poignant scenes when the lifeguards are standing in the surf,
shading their hands and looking around in slow motion, carrying those
giant water wings they've all got, the were required to do these
scenes wearing mood lobster suits, wearing Burger King paper crowns
and giant artificial plush strap-on male genitalia (the women would 
have to wear plastic buttocks painted in flaming oranguatang red...)


-- 
"Everything I say is a lie." <--- potts@oit.itd.umich.edu ---> that's me!
"C++ will make your programming simpler, more efficient, and more fun!"
"What good is a computerized nose?" - Lou Reed
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: looking for planning systems
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 19:13:19 GMT

IN COMP.AI kewasiel@unix.amherst.edu (karen wasielewski) writes:
)
)hello,
)
)i'm writing an undergraduate thesis on robot planning systems, and i'm 
)looking for any free planning systems or other such goodies which may be 
)floating about the internet. 

try ftp.apple.com and cd to "goodies"



.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: jmm25@po.CWRU.Edu (Jessica M. Mcgeary)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A friend of mine said I should post this here
Date: 7 Oct 1992 16:41:34 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


How Smurfs Breed

It's a fairly long story. See, there are only a few fertile males in each
generation of Smurfs, and only one female. For the past few generations, there
has been only one fertile male- which explains why the current crop of
drones is so stupid. There has been some speculation about whether or not
the mushroom houses are actually larval forms of Smurfs, but I think I remem-
ber seeing one of them break a piece off one of the houses, so that can't
be true. Anyway, the father of the smurf colony seen on television is Papa
Smurf. The main candidates for the next generation include any of the smurfs
with personalities- the strongest contenders are Handy, Brainy, Hefty, and
Baker Smurf. My personal favorite is Handy. Brainy has some serious personality
flaws, and besides, those glasses represent a genetically based flaw in
eyesight that would be hell to deal with in nearly a hundred growing-up
smurfs. Clumsy was the last of the fertile males to be born; he's the way
he is because when he was born, he had an unusually large head, for his size.
The labor took much too long, causing damage to Clumsy's system because of
a lack of oxygen, and eventually killed the matriarch of the last generation
due to blood loss. Smurfette, as a creation of Gargamel, represents an infusion
of new genetic material that bodes well for future generations- continuous
breeding out of the same line, no matter how well it worked for Anne
McCaffrey's dragons, is never good for the continued existence of the species.
In fact, towards the end of the season, several fairly young smurfs showed up;
the two teenage ones, and a baby. Probably born to Smurfette during the summer
hiatus. There's a distinct possibility that they may have been the children
of more than one male, which is also a wise idea if you want to stave off
serious genetic crashes.

And that is how smurfs breed. If you know otherwise, or have modifications
to the theory, let me know.
-- 
Jessica McGeary
jmm25@po.cwru.edu
Case Western Reserve University
Remember! Arguments should be FUN!
From: mcsbc3ktp@dct.ac.uk (Kirk Potter)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Whats the point?????
Date: 13 Oct 92 14:06:36 +0100
Organization: Dundee Institute of Technology

In article <Bw0pDJ.EBC@news.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
> In article <1992Oct12.160511.570@dct.ac.uk> mcsbc3ktp@dct.ac.uk (Kirk Potter) writes:
>>Can anyone tell me why BIC byro pens have a little hole in the side of them??
> 
> It's a displacement thing.  You wouldn't understand.
> --scott
-- 

Try me!!!
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: KAIWA REVISITED
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 21:44:01 GMT
Comments: Archduke Ferdinand found alive - First World War a mistake!!

"-" == Gerald Oskoboiny <gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com> writes:
-> Originator: gerald@gerald

-> A:	Sumimasen. Ginkoo wa doko desu ka IN BED?
-> B:	Soko desu. Sono tatemono desu IN BED.
-> A:	Are wa nan desu ka IN BED?
-> B:	Are wa daigaku no toshokan desu IN BED.
-> A:	Are mo toshokan desu ka IN BED?
-> B:	Iie, ano tatemono wa byooin desu IN BED.
-> A:	Doomo arigatoo gozaimashita IN BED.
-> B:	Iie, doo itashimashite IN BED.

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.angst
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: The unbearable darkness of being
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 15:17:38 GMT

And the thunder starts.  Here I am, high in my office tower, with
the nice big window next to me, flourescent lights on, even though
it's ten o'clock in the morning, because outside the day is as
black as night, as the storm breaks over me.  Lightning flashes, 
and the juxtaposition of the elements, daytime, blackness, office, 
sends a rush of confusion to my head.  The lightning, the thunder 
shake the building.  How safe am I?  What if a tornado comes?  This 
whole building could come crashing to the ground in a heartbeat.  
They say there's a fault in the ground just west of here, and it's ready 
to go any time.  My days are clearly numbered.  I wonder, as I'm surrounded 
in this wierd, modern/medieval atmosphere, what's the meaning of our
race's pathetic attempts to control their environment?  In the end, nature 
will tear us all down, and laugh at our egotism for thinking we mean
anything.  Thunder shakes the building.  A fork of lightning
slams down right as I watch.  Rain streaks the windows, and now I
can't see anything.

I hope the earthquake comes soon.  I'm tired of waiting.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
This article is shareware.  If you like it, please send me $20.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34102 alt.dreams:3395
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.dreams
Subject: Recurring Dream
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 11:05:07 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

I am suffering from a recurring dream.

In the dream, I am doing something ordinary and everyday, like talking on the
telephone, watching TV, or walking down the road to the shops.  Then, for
some unknown reason, something amuses me and I smile.

As I smile, several teeth drop out of my head.  They just fall out,
completely free, like loose screws falling out of an electrical appliance
when you turn it the other way up.  I manage to catch one of them, and I
examine it.  It is a small piece of polished white, with no trace of blood. I
wonder to myself why it has fallen out.  Then I turn it over and look at the
other side, and I see a grey-black ooze attached to the other side of the
tooth.  As I watch, the ooze crawls and flows away from the light, leaving
behind it a groove cut into the tooth.

Another tooth starts to fall out.  I hold it in place with my fingers, but as
I do so I can feel it getting looser and looser.  Nearby teeth are also
loose.  Within seconds, my entire upper row of teeth begins to collapse and
fall into my hands.

Then I wake up in a cold sweat.


mathew
[ Unsure whether to stop smiling or change my toothbrush ]
-- 
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums weren't they?"
 -- George Bush, during a tour of Auschwitz, 1987-09-28
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A good night's sleep
Keywords: not mesons
Date: 15 Oct 92 17:49:10 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.203942.11202@thyme.jpl.nasa.gov>, dan@thyme.jpl.nasa.gov (Dan Allard) writes:
|> In article <1992Oct4.230804.15692@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
|> >In article <X!3-GDB@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
|> >  [ many sleep stories deleted ]
|> >
|> spent my four years of college in the core of the sun.  every morning,
|> my atoms underwent fusion and were converted into photons.
|> didn't wake up once.

Never mind that...

What were your SAT scores?



+------------+ "i am such a stupid ignorant son of a bitch.
|    xian    |            please kill me now."
| ----<--<@  |           -PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU
+------------+	

ps this post almost put me to sleep. sorry to all.
From: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Frightening t.b Halloween ideas asked for and received
Date: 7 Oct 1992 15:41:36 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux7.lbl.gov



Starcap'n Ra, sitting in a small, poorly furnished room, invites you
to read everything he's written to the net.  He also offers to explain
how his rapier-like wit is so much better than everyone else's, in 
excrutiating detail.

eventually the guest is allowed to decapitate him with a provided
halberd.


inspecti boo
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Dave Winder
Date: 11 Oct 92 18:02:57 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <3118@evil.demon.co.uk>, satan@evil.demon.co.uk (satan) writes:
> 
> 
> Dave Winder is of the devil, I am the lord god Satan and David is my child.

HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

> 
> 
> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
> |.nemA                                |   6   |                        | 
> |live morf su reviled tub             |   |   |  Ye are of your father |
> |noitatpmet onti ton su dael dna      |   |   |  the devil, and the    |
> |su tsniaga ssapssert ohw esoht dna   | 6 | 6 |  lusts of your father  |
> |sessapsert ruo su evigrof            |   |   |  ye will do.           |
> |dna daerb yliad ruo                  |  ===  |                        |
> |yad siht su evig                     |   |   |  St. John 8:44         |
> |nevaeh ni si sa htrae no             |   |   |------------------------|
> |enod eb lliw yht                     |       |  Internet Email;       |
> |emoc modgnik yht                     |  DIE  |                        |
> |eman yht eb dewollah                 | JESUS | satan@evil.demon.co.uk |
> |nevaeh ni tra ohw rahtef ruO         |       |                        |
> |----------------------------------------------------------------------|
> |                           |  M          M          M          HATE   |
> |  N          NAZINAZINAZI  |  O          O          O          HATE   |
> |  A          A             |  L   JESUS  L   JESUS  L   JESUS  HATE   |
> |  Z  hitler  Z   loves     |  E   !   W  E   !   W  E   !   W  HATE   |
> |  I          I             |  S       O  S       O  S       O         |
> |  NAZINAZINAZINAZINAZINAZ  |  TCHILDREN  TCHILDREN  TCHILDREN  HATE   |
> |             N          N  |                                          |
> |    you      A   666    A  |------------------------------------------| 
> |             Z          Z  |                                          |
> |  NAZINAZINAZI          I  |  I AM SATAN AND I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU   |          
> |                           |                                          |
> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

MAY YOU ROT IN HELL FOR THIS GROSSLY INDECENT, CORRUPTING AND OFFENSIVE POST.

AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

Ace
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: reading cj's posts
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 12:32:16 GMT

In article <1bce8hINNavm@fido.asd.sgi.com>, cj@eno (C J Silverio) writes:
}---
}jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
}|you two are gonna make me puke.
}
}It occurs to me, though, that if the sight of somebody
}defending your rights makes you want to puke, maybe you
}don't deserve to have your rights defended.


Yer not tryinta BAIT me here, are ya, cj?

I am a bit tired today. Please take my predictable RANT as read.

Thank you.

greg
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep subscribes to alt.fan.holmes
Date: 9 Oct 92 16:50:06 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA


    OH!  Sherlock Holmes. Sorry to have bothered you.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34003 talk.abortion:42417 talk.politics.guns:22095
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.abortion,talk.politics.guns
Subject: Re: Constitutional Questions, and liberalisms....
Followup-To: talk.religion.misc
Date: 13 Oct 1992 20:55:11 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com


In article <2659@tredysvr.Tredydev.Unisys.COM>, tom@tredysvr.Tredydev.Unisys.COM writes:
|If the gun grabbers and liberal do-gooders get their way, the only
|protection a woman will be allowed to carry is a condom.

Which Albrecht doesn't think they should be allowed to use:

[]From tom@dvnspc1.Dev.Unisys.COM (Tom Albrecht)
[]Newsgroups: talk.religion.misc
[]Subject: Re: "I will make a helper suitable for him."
[]Message-ID: <1268@dvnspc1.Dev.Unisys.COM>

[...]
[]Birth control is willful defiance.  It says, "I know exactly
[]what is best for me in this area, and I will not allow anyone
[](including God) to control this specific area of my life."  In
[]essence it denies God sovereignty and lordship over the
[]procreative process, and it makes us idol worshippers.

[]What amazes me is that folks who advocate birth control,
[]especially women, fail to see how they are allowing men to take
[]advantage of them sexually, and how this is really not much
[]different than the way a man would treat a dog.  Birth control
[]allows women to be used as sex object by men.  It gives men the
[]opportunity to have their cake and eat it, too.  It deprives
[]both men and women of full responsibility to live out the
[]creation mandate, including the "be fruitful and multiply"
[]part.  It is just as wrong to ignore the procreative aspect of
[]the creation mandate, as it is to ignore the dominion aspect.

Which is worse?  A liberal do-gooder or an anti-contraception
homophobic fundie?

---
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com	C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"I don't think Christians should use birth control."  
				--Randall Terry, Operation Rescue
From: potts@itl.itd.umich.edu (Paul Potts)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: the second presidential debate
Date: 16 Oct 1992 19:59:35 GMT
Organization: Instructional Technology Laboratory, University of Michigan
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <Bw7x7s.Ln8@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>In <1bl6ovINNbqi@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>
>>his wasn't as long
>>as mine, but that's
>>not what counts.
>
>PonyTailSizeWars.  I defy you.

Oooh!!!

I know Art Delano. I've worked with Art Delano. Art Delano was a friend
of mine.

You're (ponytail's) no (t) (as long as) Art Delano('s ponytail).
-- 
"Everything I say is a lie." <--- potts@oit.itd.umich.edu ---> that's me!
"C++ will make your programming simpler, more efficient, and more fun!"
"What good is a computerized nose?" - Lou Reed
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