From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 13 Nov 92 14:22:37 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov10.232843.8999@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
> In article <1992Nov9.140953.769@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Nov8.151752.3782@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>>>> 
>>>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>>>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>>>> 
>>>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
>>> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
>>> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
>>> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
>>> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
>>> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
>>> reach all by my self.
>>
>>
>>I'm surprised you don't have to pay people to be around *you*.  If he was to
>>pay you, it would probably be to shine his shoes with your tongue because
>>that's probably *all* it's skilled at.  Besides, you're too late-he's already
>>my (voluntary) sex slave.  It's not everyone who can keep HUMANS satisfied.
>>
>>Meredith aka not prejudiced against rodents but skilled at pleasing *all*
>>life-forms.
> 
> right, meredith, now up until now this has been a very peaceful
> and friendly sleaze contest.  gina and i have been sort of working
> together as fellow sleaze-queens...making all the men of alt.fan.m-p
> *very* happy.  

In fact, I have officially split the title for Cheif of Sleaze between
myself and Leather BECAUSE she does not instigate riots in her
sleaziness and leaves me alone to mine, with invitations to join her
if I so desire.

> then, you come in, steal my custard, muscle into my territory (dammit,
> i'm the one who handles the whips!) and insult our wonderful vp whom
> i adore even though i haven't formally met her.  i trust her abilities
> as a sleazy woman and respect her.

Thank you so much. 
Official introduction: I am Gina; it's very nice to meet you, HNB!!
MEREDITH PROMISED TO STOP THE SLEAZE: IF THE SLEAZE KEEPS COMING FROM
MEREDITH IN THE FORM OF STOLEN SLEAZE. I WILL BE FORCED TO BRING THE
COMMANDER OF THE LOYAL FORCES  AKA JESTER INTO THIS MESS. AND HE"LL
NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS!! ( maybe * happy* but not happy)
  
> this has got to stop.  as i said before i am a peaceful soul, but still
> i can be angry if properly provoked...
> and i'm sure gina will start getting nasty *long* before i will..

You can be sure I have a nasty temper when I get angry...

> let's not turn this into a crisco flame-fest.  grease fires are no fun.
> 
> leather aka playing with the cat o' nine-tails
cosigned gina aka hauling out the cannons
>  
> 
>