From: ewhac@ntg.com (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: AGA Demos and how to get them.Other stuff too....
Date: 21 Jan 93 19:24:44 GMT
Organization: Politically Incorrect Software, Ltd.


	"Will the court please come to order."
	"What court, what's going on?"
	"Mr. Byrne, you're charged with excessive use of a scarce resource.
How do you plead?"
	"Scarce resource?  What resource?"
	"Asterisks, Mr. Byrne.  Don't try to deny it.  How do you plead?"
	"Asterisks?  How could asterisks be scarce?"
	"I take it your plea is 'Not guilty.'"
	"Well, yeah.  Not guilty.  What's the problem?"
	"Good.  I enjoy it when they try to fight.  Now then, Mr. Byrne, are
you or have you ever been a user of USENET?"
	"Of course.  All the hip kids on our block are on the Net."
	"Oh really!  Better make a note of that; there may be more abuse
than we suspected.  Now then, do you post to the group alt.sys.amiga.demos?"
	"Yeah!  All the cool Amiga people hang out there."
	"I see.  Now, Mr. Byrne, I ask you to look at Exhibit A:

In article <albyrne.727113326@unix1.tcd.ie> albyrne@unix1.tcd.ie (Alan Byrne) writes:
>Hmmm,..thanks for the reply. But I don't really understand this transfer
>business from video etc. What about AGA demos do you have any???
>	Thanks a lot...
>
>Alan.
>
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	"Do you recognize it?"
	"Yeah..."
	"Did you post this?"
	"Yeah.  So?"
	"Are you aware that your signature contains 994 asterisks and
NOTHING ELSE??"
	"It's not done yet..."
	"Didn't it occur to you that all those asterisks could have been
used more productively by other people?"
	"What?  What are you talking about?"
	"I'm talking about all the C programmers around the world who
require large numbers of asterisks to do their work.  They take the asterisk
shortage very seriously."
	"What shortage?  You just press a button and there it is."
	"Didn't it ever occur to you that all those asterisks had to come
from *somewhere*?"
	"What somewhere?  You just push a button!  Watch:  '***********...'"
	"BAILIFF!  Restrain that man!"
	<*THUMP!*> <*WHACK!*>  "Ow!"  <*chk!*>  "Hey, what's the big idea?"
	"I've seen enough.  I find you guilty as charged."
	"WHAT??"
	"And since you have shown no remorse for your crime, I sentence you
to the most awful penalty this court can provide.  You are sentenced to ten
years on Prodigy."
	"...NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
	"Bailiff, take him away..."

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