From: mjb@gserv1.dl.ac.uk (M.J.T. Bell)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies
Subject: EMPIRE - SPINE QUOTES
Date: 28 Aug 92 08:15:09 GMT
Reply-To: mjb@gserv1.dl.ac.uk
Organization: Daresbury Laboratory, UK

Many of you from the UK with of heard of the monthly movie magazine `EMPIRE`.
Everyone of its 39 issues so far has featured a spine quote from some movie or
another. So that I can have a complete list of the sources of the quotes I have
posted them here for a bit of help.

What I want to know is
WHO SAID THE LINE ?  (actor/actress AND character name ?)
WHO THE LINE WAS SAID TO (IF ANY) ?  (again actor/actress AND character name ?)
WHAT FILM THE LINE WAS FROM ?
WHO DIRECTED THE FILM ?
AND IN WHAT YEAR IT WAS FIRST RELEASED ?

I think I already know about half of these, but it'll be more fun for you so
I've posted all 39.

Empire Movie Magazine - Spine Quotes

 1 - "Man has durreamed of such miracles!"
 2 - See you next Wednesday!
 3 - "Never rub another man`s rhubarb!"
 4 - "What are you prepared to do?"
 5 - "Breakfast is for wimps!"
 6 - "Into the mud,scumqueen!"
 7 - Buddatah-buddatah-boom!
 8 - The candy coloured clown they call the sandman...
 9 - "Glue...strong stuff"
10 - "Go the distance!"
11 - "Infamy,infamy! They`ve all got it infamy!"
12 - "The devil with the theatre!"
13 - "Here come two words for you - shut the **** up!"
14 - Unable to obtain bidet. Suggest handstand in shower.
15 - Jimmy Stewart From Mars, Volume 3, Chapter 2 : Those Shed - Building Years
     In Full.
16 - "Please, baby, please, baby, baby, baby, please."
17 - "Second verse! Same as the first! I`m Henry The Eigth I Am ..."
18 - Christmas Merry, Merry Christmas. And that`s the triple truth, Ruth!
19 - "Whaddya, whaddya!"
20 - "My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face ..."
21 - "Consider this a divorce!"
22 - "It means...Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes"
23 - Macaulay Culkin is Cliff Richard
24 - "Simple lines intertwining..."
25 - "It's gonna be a good summer..."
26 - "See you in the promised land...Arrivederci baby!"
27 - "Come with me if you want to live..."
28 - "Pick one...I got red, I got green, I got yellow..."
29 - "You made a woman miaow...?"
30 - "Nobody puts Baby in the corner..."
31 - "And call off Christmas..."
32 - "Thought it was neat..."
33 - "Around the butt and up over the groin area..."
34 - "Twenty dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet..."
35 - "Plastics!"
36 - "Not today, my good man, I'm feeling saucy..."
37 - "No stars, Just talent..."
38 - "What watch..."
39 - "Assholes and elbows..."

I'll hopefully post all the answers in about two weeks.
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