From: miller@quiver.enet.dec.com (Brian A. Miller)
Subject: Re: Cows part 2
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 19:45:15 GMT


In article <1992Oct1.112244.21318@spider.co.uk>, andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes...
> 
>Disclaimer: This was'nt me either. You can't prove anything.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>                  ...:::///  THE NEW COWS  \\\:::...
> 
>             Part 2 of the 2-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
>                  ________________________
>         (__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
>         (oo)   (    Udderly Cool Cows!    )
>  /-------\/  --'\________________________/        * SUMMER 1990 ISSUE! *
> / |     ||
>*  ||----||             Edited by Eric W. Tilenius



>   ~~    ~~             Please send your submissions to:
>     Cow                ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET
> 
>=  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =  =
>                                    ______
>         (__)                       |    |                   (__)
>         (oo)                       |    |                   ($$)
>      ----\/                  /-----~~~~~~            /-------\/
>         ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||
>      ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||
>         ~~                    ~~    ~~                ~~    ~~
> Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Acowntant
> 
> 
>          (___)            (___)             (___)
>          (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)
>           \ /              \ /               \ /
>        __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__
>       /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:
>       \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/
> 
>                        Cowed Forces
>             \ _ /
>            - ( ) -                          /\
>             / " \                         /|  |   (__)
>             (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\
>     ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \
>    /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \
>   / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \
>  *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*
>     ~~      ~~
> Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice
> 
> 
>           )    (                         _
>           (____)                        / \                (__)   ==========I
>          / =  = \    ~               =='   `==             (oo)    \ |||||| I
>          (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8       /-------\/      \ ||||| I
>           (    )     ~        /------- (   )       / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I
>  /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/       *  ||----|          \ ||| I
> / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||              ~~    ~           \ || I
>*  ||----||                     ~~    ~~
>   ~~    ~~
>     Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo
> 
>      ______________________            _______________________
>      |                    |            |                     |
>      |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |
>      |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |
>      |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|
>      |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |
>      |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|
>      |      ~~    ~~      |            |  ~~             ~~  |
>      |--------------------|            |---------------------|
>            Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1
> 
>                  (__)                                   (__)
>                  (oo)                                   (oo)
>     ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __
>    /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|
>    |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
>    |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|~~      ~/|___||
>    |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/
> 
>    Cow in the GDR before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989
> 
> 
>       ______________(__)_________________                      (__)
>     /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo)
>     |                \/                ||                       \/
>    _|_                                _||                       ||
>   /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||
>  (   )                              (   )|                      ||
>   | |________________________________| | |                      ||
>   \_____________________________________/]              /------- /
>    []               []               []                / |     ||
>                                                       *  ||----||
>                    COW-CH                                ~~    ~~
>                                                          Cowraffe
> 
>                                              *      *
>                                               \    /
>                                                \  /
>       /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\                 \/
>     /   (__)                   \           +----------+
>    |    (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~\       |          |          |
>   |~~~|  \/. \\       // \_* |~~~|         |          |
>   |   |-----`//`====='\\-----|   |         |          |
>   |   |-----//---------||----|   |         |          |
>   |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +----------+
>    ~||~                      ~||~           ||      ||
> 
>                         "COWCH POTATO"
>                                                 +------------+         +
>                                                 | B A T E S  |  (__)   o
>                       |    (0x)   (       )     |C O R R A L |  (**)  /|
>----------             |     \/    (       )     +------------+  \==/ / |
>|\         \                        W------       |          |   (  )   v
>|  ----------          *----   ====;                            (    )
>|  |  (__)  |           \           /                           (    )
>\  |  (oo)  |            \          |                           (    )
> \ |   \/   |              \+       |                           (    )
>   ----------                       +                           (    )
>    Ice Cowbe            COWBOOOOOM!                             |  |
>                                                                 o  o
>                                                    Psycho Cow (with knife)
>         (__)
>         (oo)   -------------------------          _______________________
>  /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |        |\ ~                ~  /|
> / |     ||     -------------------------         | \    ~      ~     ~ / |
>*  ||----||                                       |(_\ ~   COW-PIE ~   /_)|
>   ~~    ~~                                       |(oo\   ~           /oo)|
> The Simpsons' cow                                | \/ \       ~  ~  / \/ |
>                                                  |(__) \           / (__)|
>                \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ~     ~ /_)(oo)|
>                 \_____________/                   \\/ (oo\       /oo) \//
>                 /\___________/\                    \   \/ \  ~  / \/   /
>      Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) /
>      trouble  / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \~/  (oo)/
>              / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                    \ \/   :(__)\//
>          ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) /
>             \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ /
>              \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                       \\/(__) /
>               \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/
>                \ \/_________\/ /                           \ \//
>                 \/___________\/                             \:/
>                 /             \
>                /               \
> 
>          (__)               (__)              (______)             (__)
>          (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo)
>  /--------\/         /~~~~~~~\/          /-----\    /       /-------\/
>../ |        |       ./ {~)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||
>   |--W-----|          ||``   ||        *  ||----||        *  (.)(.)||
>   | |    | |          ~~     ~~           ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
>   ~~    ~~
>cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's
>  loss program         the program            Cow               Cow
> 
> 
>                              (___)
>                              (  OO
>  ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______
> |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      |
> |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      |
> |                              |                  |                   |
> |                              |   (__)           |                   |
> |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    |
> |         |          |         |    \/-------\    |    |          |   |
> |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   |
> |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   |
> |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   |
> |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    |
> |                                                                     |
> |                                                                     |
>  (                                    ______                         )
>   (                                  /      \                       )
>     (                               /        \                    )
>        (                            |        |                 )
>           |                         |        |              |
>           |                         |        |              |
>           |_________________________|________|______________|
>  \ \
>   \ \
>    \ \
>     \ \   (__)
>      \ \  (oo)                                                 /
>   /---\----\/                                                 /
>  / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    /
> *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /
>    ~~      ~~                                \---\___/\_|\=/>
>            ~~       ~~                       |        \===/>
>             \\_____//                        | /______/  /
>             ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/____________________
>             /\------\                          ~  ~    /
>            (oo)      \                                /
>            (--)       *                              /
> 
>Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas         Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
> 
>          ______________________
>         |                      |\
>         |       (__)           | |
>         |       (oo)           | |
>         |        \/            | |
>         |       / \ \          | |
>        /////////   \_ \_///////  |
>         |     |     /          | |                           (__)
>         |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo)
>         |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
>         | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||
>   _______O)-----~---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
> 
>                cow-lliope in the circus parade
> 
>      *
>       \
>    w   \    w                                        (__)
>    \\  /\  //                                        (oo)
>     \\/  \//                                          \/
>      |    |                    (__)               >--(  )--<
>      |(__)|                    (oo)                  /  \
>      \(OO)/                   .-\/-.             >--- {} ---<
>      //\/\\                  <|    |>              v  /\  v
>      ||  ||                   \ \/ /               | (oo) |
>      ||__||                   |\/\/|                \(~~)/
>     /~~  ~~\                  /----\                 |  |
>   / ======== \               /      \                |  |
>  /            \              /* * * \               / \/ \
> |==============|            /__*_*_*_\              |  \ |
>  \            /               ||  ||                ~  / ~
>   \ ======== /                ~~  ~~                  *
>     \ _____ /
>Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip            Cownilingus
> 
> 
>             (__)                                         -'`-       "Here's
>             (oo)     ____________________                ( oo  ~     mooing
>      /-------\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,
>     / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"
>    *  ||----| /     ======================              |  \___['
>       ~~    ~       ||                  ||              |    ||
>       Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-
>                                                          |  |
>                                                          ~  ~
>         (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt
>         (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)
>  /-------\/      \/     \/      \/-------\
> / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \
>*  ||----||   || |--|   |--| ||   ||----||  *
>   ~~    ~~   -- ~  ~   ~  ~ --   ~~    ~~            (__)
>          A game of cowntract bridge                  (oo)
>                                                     / \/       ____________
>                                                    /   \===~__|            |
>                ----------------------             _|___ /\  |______________|
>          (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |
>          (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            |
>   /-------\/   ----------------------             I   I~ ~   |            |
>  / |     ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |
> *  ||----||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
>    ~~    ~~    ----------------------
>           Just a humble cownoisseur
> 
> 
>    (__)  (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)
>    (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
>     \/(oo)\/  (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
>        \/      \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/
>                     \/
>                         a cownfluence
> 
>                                                  _______
>            (__(  .-<                            |   |   |
>            (oo)  |                              |___|___|
>          ___\/___|                              |\_____/|
>         |  |  |                                 |       |
>         |  |  |                                 |_______|
>       >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |
>        *----/\                     /-------//   |--(_)--|
>            /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)
>           /    \                 *  ||----||    |       |  (++)
>           ~     ~                   ~~    ~~    |_______|   \/
>        Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow
> 
>                 _
>        ________|@|________
>         |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __
>         |---------------|                   (~\/~)              \(:)/
>         |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o)
>         ||  |  ||    |  |               /-----\/           /-----\_/
>         ||-----||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |
>         ||__|__||    |  |             V ||----||         ~ ||----||
>         |  ___  |    |  |               ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
>         | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow
>         | _____ |     (__)
>         ||     ||     (oo)    ---------
>         ||     ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
>         ||     ||B-9  \ |     ---------
>         ||_____||______\|
>         |_______|_______|
>                                                              ----------------
>     a Certain Time Lord's Cow                   (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
>                                                 ( ----0      ----------------
>                  (___)                          _\/_
>                  |===|                         /oooo\---O
>           ________\_/                         /oooooo\
>          | |        |                        /oooooooo\
>          # ||______||                       /oooooooooo\
>            ||      ||                      /____________\
>            ~~      ~~
>             RoboCow                          a Dalek Cow
> 
>   __________________        ___________________        ___________________
>  /ine McBovine McBov\      /McCow McCow McCow M\      /ttle McCattle McCat\
> /cBovine McBovine McB\    /Cow McCow McCow McCow\    /e McCattle McCattle M\
>------------------------  -------------------------  -------------------------
> \ovine McBovine McBov/    \McCow McCow McCow McC/    \attle McCattle McCatt/
>  \McBovine McBovine /      \w McCow McCow McCow/      \ McCattle McCattle /
>   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>                            Ronald McDonald's Cows
> 
>                           @ @
>                            @@@ @
>                              @@ @
>               Pffii           @@@@ @@
>         ___________D           @@@@@@
>        |________  |            _______
>         (__)   | /             \     /
>         ( oo /~| |      __      \   /
>         /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |
>       _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |
>      |       ___/-----------------_| (__)
>      |      /   \     \     \       `(oo)
>      |     /     \     |     |       |\/
>      |    |   O  |    /     / __    /
>      |----|      |-----------/  \-\\\                 (__)
>           \     /           | o |  \\\               _(  )_
>    ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
> 
>                  Cow Express                     Suicidal Cow
> 
>                                              o         _____________
>                                              /\       /             \
>                                             [__]     ( take off, eh! )
>     __  |   \ /                             (oo) ----'\_____________/
>       \/----///\                     /-------\/
>     */\______(xx)                   / |     ||__|
>              (  )                  *  ||----|   U
>                                       ~~    ~
>Pro-democracy cow from Beijing         Canadian Cow
> 
> 
>     o          o               o              o             o       o
>o  o       o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o
>    o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o
>          O                     )  (             )  (             )  (
>o  o     (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)
>         (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o
>  /------$$$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/
> / |     $$$$           / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
>*  ||----||        o   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||   o
>   ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
>   Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
> 
>                                        ___
>                                      _/...\  *==\        ________________
>      __________ (___)               /::::::\  (/_\)     /                \
>     /|         `(0 0)               |:::::::_ (o o)     |  Moo, Moo, Moo |
>    / |           \ /              /-----+-+--- \ /     /\________________/
>   *  |||----|||-/ *              / |    | |   | 0  ___/
>      |||    |||                 *  | _  |_| _ |
>                                    || --+_+- ||
>Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow           --        --
>                                   |  |_     |  |_
>          /\                       |____|    |____|
>         / O\                         Santa Cows
>        / ,  \
>       /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
>       -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~    \
>       /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      |
>      /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         /
>     / O    O   \                              /      \                    /
>     -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
>     /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .
>    /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.
>   /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.
>  /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.
>  ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
>          ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
>          ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
>  Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *
>                                 ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
>                                      Christmas Cowols
> 
>                               O
>                                   O  O  O
>                                            O                    *
>           Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
>                        _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
>                       /______________________________\       /|o|||\
>     ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
>      ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
>         ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
>   /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
>  / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
> *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo
>oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
> 
> 
>  |----------------------|                         /\
>  |                      |                  /\  /\/  \
>  |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\
>  |                      |                /            \ \
>  |                      |          ----------------------------
>  |______________________|
>                                              \/
>  |----------------------|                  o-@@
>  |______________________|
>                                       Minimalist Dead Cow
>   ----------------------
>      Mark Rothko Cow
>                                                     /=`=~~~#&@~@&)|||><<><><>
>                                                     \|}}{}{}{() (&)  ~~~~#***
>  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |     #\**~~//?<>.+|@@@\/---___
>  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |     \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))(
>  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |     |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$
>------------------------------------------------
>  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |        Jackson Pollock cow
>  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |
>  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         ____________________
>------------------------------------------------         |           (__)   |
>  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   |
>  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/    |
>  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     |
>------------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||     |
>  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ~~    ~~     |
>  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   |
>  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Cow       |
>------------------------------------------------         --------------------
>              Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow
> 
> 
>            oo                    --
>                                                           \/
> 
> 
>       cow by night       sleeping cow by night        Chesire Cow
> 
> 
>                     II
>      ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\
>  ________\   /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
> |\        `v' \      + II   (00)
> | \________|____\     \II\   \/-------\
> | (     ( @ @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     )
> |\|______\_O_/___|      + II   ||----|| *     (oo)        ( afford that? )
> | \_______________\      \II\  ~~    ~~        \/--------\
> \ (OO_##########_OO)      II +                    ||    || \
> (\(_____[PHIL]_____)       + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
>     (_)        (_)          \II          II       ~~ II ~~       II
>                              II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
> 
>               What cows think when people MOO at them
> 
> 
>           /\\   ~                 (__)                          (__)
>          /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)
>     _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
>    / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \
>      | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |
>      ~/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |
>      |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \
>      |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\
>      |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\
>          ~  *~                   ||_  ||_                         (_)
> 
>cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hamid Ali                   Cow Bell.
> 
> 
>            (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\
>    !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)
>   !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/
>  !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||
>  *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||
>     ~~     ~~                   ~~     ~~                ~~       ~~
>Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow
> 
> 
>                            (__)                            (__)
>                            (oo)                            (oo)
>            /--------------- \/              / ------------- \/
>          / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )
>        /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )
>       *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )
>            ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )
>             (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                     ~---------~
>              ||        ||                       ||       ||
>              ||        ||                       ||       ||
>              ~~        ~~                       ~~       ~~
>              "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"
> 
>   /\
>  /  \         __                           ________   ------
> DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|
>  MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|
>   \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |~~ *|
>      / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------
>     *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||
>        ~~ ///~~     \===/              ~~    ~~
>       Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege
> 
> 
>         (__)
>         (oo)
>  /-------\/                           #         #
> / |     ||                            \\       //
>*  ||----||\                            \\     //
>   ~~    ~~ \                            \ --- /
>             \                           |     |
>              |                          |     |
>              |                          |     |
>              |                          / \_/  \        (__)
>              |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-
>              |                        //        \\       /\
>  ___________\|/___________
>        Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party
> 
> 
>         ___--------___             ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>        / .    .   .   \            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>   |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~oo~~~~~~~~~~~~
>   || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>   |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>       \___ .    .  ___/            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>           ---------                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>                                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>        Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis
> 
> 
>        ___________________________
>       | (__)  (__)  (__)   (__)  |                   *        (__)
>       | ( oo  ( oo  ( oo   ( oo  |                    \       (oo)
>_______| /\_|  /\_|  /\_|   /\_|  |________             \-------\/
>|                                         |              |     ||
>|   _____                        _____    |              ||----||
>|___|   |________________________|   |____|             (oo)  (oo)
>    |___|                        |___|
>              Cow-pooling                             rollerscating cow
> 
>                             __               o oo o
>                            (__)               \||/
>                            (__)               (__)              (___)
>     (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)
>     (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$$$$\ /
>    ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O
>     |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||
>     ~  ~             ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~
>   Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow
> 
>                                                                      (       )
>              (___)        PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| |||
>              (o o)        #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)
>  /------------\ /         #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\___/
> / |           #-#         #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           |||
>*  |         |||           #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||
>   ||--------|||           # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||
>   ~~         ~~           #  # ~#  #  #~~#  #              ~~           ~~
>  Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows
> 
> 
>           (__)                                     (__)
>         /   oo      ______                       /   @@      ______
>        |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \
>        |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |
>        |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|
>     *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |
>      \ |  |_____                                |  |_____
>       \|________|                         *____/|________|
> 
>             CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter
> 
> 
> 
>             (__)                                   (__)
>           /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______
>          |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
>          |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
>          |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
>          |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
>          |  |_____                            \ |  |_____
>    *____/|________|                            \|________|
> 
>    CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
> 
> 
>      \\                                    \\
>       \\                                    \\
>       / \                                   / \
>      /   \                                 /   \
>      \    \                                \    \
>       \    \(__)                            \    \(__)
>     *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)
>       /    / \/                           o /    / \/
>      /    /                                /    /
>      \   /                             o   \   /
>       \ /                                   \ /
>       //                                    //
>      //                               o    //
> 
>  B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run
> 
> 
>  ___
> /   \       (    )   Happy
>|     \       |--|    Mooosic!               (__)
>|      |      \  /__                         (oo)
>+----------+ __oo| \                  /      -\/                   (__)
>|Steinway &|_  \/|  |                /       ||               >----(oo)---->
>|___ Sons ___|_/ |__|               *  ------||             /-------\/
>|   |        |   / /                   |     ~~            / |     ||
>o   o        o  | |                    ||----             *  ||----||
>                                       ~~                    ~~    ~~
> Chopin'ing Cow                        TeX cow            Steve Martin's cow
> 
> 
>                      (__)                 +=============================+
>                      (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |
>       ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |
>    __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)
>   /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo)
>|[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/
>    |   @   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |
>     \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------
>       ---                ---
>             COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars
> 
>                 __ _________                           __ _________
>                (  V  _   _  )_                        (  V         )_
>                /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )
>               (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \
>                \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )
>                 (    @   @    /                        (   (---)     /
>                  (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)
>                       o                                      o
>                      o                                      o
>                    o                                      o
>                (__)                                   (__)
>           /----(uu)                              /----(uu)
>       *__/|     \o==s                        *__/|     \o==s
>/\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))              /\(* \| __ \\----==s  \))
>     |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//                |/))*  | \   )*\||/))//
>            ~  ~\/--\*)                            ~  ~\/--\*)
>       Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage
> 
> 
>            (__)      o   o               *        (__)
>            (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)
>     /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/
>    / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||
>   *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||
>      ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~
>  Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started
>                                     the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
> 
>                __//     \__                                  |\__|\
>        /~~~)~~/   )     (   \~~(~~~\                         | 00 |
>       /(    _(  ~/       \~  )_    )\                   \---<( -- )>---/
>      /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                    \    |--|    /
>     /    \   O/           \O   //    \                    \__/    \--/
>    (    )/\                   //\(    )                     (      )
>    /\  //                         \  /\                     |      |
>   / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \                   --------
> *  \(                               )/  *                    ||  ||
>      \_                           _//                        nn  nn
>  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~           Cow after learning that
>                                                      the vice president has a
>(__)     (__)         (__) (__)                       lower IQ than he does
>(oo)  +  (oo)      =  (oo) (oo)
> \/       \/           \/   \/                                  (__,
>                                                                (+o)
>(__)     (__)(__)     (__) (__) (__)                 /-----#-----\'
>(oo)  +  (oo)(oo)  =  (oo) (oo) (oo)                / | Cownucks||  \
> \/       \/  \/       \/   \/   \/                   }}--------}}   \ o
>                                                      ==        ==    --
>           Cownting...                             This cow plays hockey
> 
> 
>                                                               /.
>                                                         moo  /`'\  .
>             (__)   MOO!                                   ` /    ./ \..
>             (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \.
>      /-------\/                                       ../    /    ../    \
>     / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \
>    *  ||----||                                    ./     ./            \   \.
>-------~~----~~-----                           .../    ../       ../          \
>                    \                         /       /         /
>                          Ech-cow   (echo)
> 
>                 ________________                  (__)
>         ~__~   /                \                 (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
>         (oo)  ( Milk is logical. )              __ \O//
>  /-------\/ --'\________________/              /   ==s)\_____
> / |     ||                                 *--/|_/-----/    OO       COW
>*  ||W---||                                     |__       __ II     JOYRIDES
>   ~~    ~~                          O O o  o   /  \-----/  \
>Mr Spock's cow                                  \__/     \__/
> 
>      *             .                 .    ,
>           .           .     *        .      .
>                     .                                 *
>          \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,
>        -   *   -                (       .      |
>      .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .
>         .                       / \\        ,      |
>        ,      *         *      /   /\\
>                   .           /\\ /       .           .
>          *           .       /   \\             .         .
>    _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *
>     |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .
>       .    ,     .         .            .  *          .
> 
>                           The Milky Way
> 
> 
>                      \  /         ________________________________
>                       \/         /                                \
>               (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    |
>               (oo)   O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
>               _\/_   //        O \________________________________/
>         *    (    ) //       O
>          \  (\\    //       o
>           \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)
>            (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)
>  ___[\______/~~~~~~~\__/) o-)__                                /\/\
> |\__[=======______//________)__\                      Cocown  (\==/)
> \|_______________//____________|                               \<>/
>     |||      || //||     |||
>     |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /~~~~~\
>      ||      \/  .\/      ||                            /- -\     /  MU  /
>                 . .                                    (  ~  ) __/______/
>                '.'.`                                    \_O_/
>             COW-OPERATION                             Buddha's Cow
> 
> 
>   (_                 ~         -       _)             /       ~
>          (           -                        -               |  =s
>O                               |            *
>                  |           O        \      \       -  |
>             |                                   \               |
>        -                    -                |
> 
>)
>       Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
> 
> 
>                                      (__)                ---_
>(__) _______________*                 (oo)               /|   \
>(xx)-\           \             /-------\/               / |\   \_ (__)
> \/ /-\___________\--\        / |     |                *  ||\     (oo)
>                             *  ------                    ~~ \____ \/
>       Boneless Cow      No leg cow (ground beef)    Two leg cow (lean beef)
> 
> 
>                                 (__)
>                                 (oo)
>                                  \/                             \___/
>                           /     / \\                            (0 0)
>                                /   /\\                           \ /
>                               /\\ /                               v
>                    /         /   \\                               |
>                             /                             <-------|------->
>                       /    *                                      |
>                 |\                                                |
>           /     |  \         /                                  __|__
>                 \\   \                                          \/ \/
>           /       \\   \                                        \/ \/
>      /              \\___\                                      \/ \/
>            /          \\                                        __|__
>               /      \\                                         \   /
> /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|
>            /                \\                                  | V |
>        /         /            \\                                |   |
>              /                  \\                              |   |
>                   /               \\                            W   W
>                                     \\
>       ===============================O===========        Stick Cow sunbathing
>       ===========================================        at Malibu wearing a
>        O)                                      O)        special cow bikini.
>                   The dreaded cowtapult
> 
> 
>    (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))
>    (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo))
>    (oo)               (  )             (   )              \\------\\//
>   | \/ |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||
>   |  |             ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||
>                                  (___)               ~~~    ~~~
>Cows doin' it      Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an
> FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake
> 
> 
>          ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)
>         ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)
>   _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /-------\_O---moo        *-\/-------\
>  /|     ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  \
> / ||____| \/~   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||   *
>*  ||    |      O    O                ~~    ~~               \/|(/)(/\(,,/
>   ~~    ~                         Romie mooed...          while Julie ate.
>     "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
> 
> 
>                       ______________________________________________________
>                      |                                                      |
>             _______  |                                                      |
>            / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  |
>           / /(__) || |                                                      |
>  ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      |
> |         |-------|| |                                                      |
>(|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               |
> |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   |
>/| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\
>\|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
>   | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
>    \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/
> 
>                           "The Moo-vers are here!"
> 
> 
>         -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)
>  *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (o-)
>  -   \------\/             \-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/ ~~\-------\/
>---   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||
>  -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----||
>      oo    oo               ~~           ~~           ~~           ~~    ~~
> 
>     Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise
> 
> 
>         -------------/
>                     /
>                    /
>                   /
>                 /
>                /
>               /                                 (__)
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
> 
>                                                     \    /          ____
>         |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/
>         (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |
>  /-------\/ V          /--------\Q/          /--------\/           \    /
> / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/
>*  ||----|            *  ||-----||          *  ||----||               --
>   ~~    ~               --     --             --    --            Milkael
>Cow from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev
> 
> 
>                        (*)                  (*)
>   (__)                  ~                    ~                (__)
>   (oo)                  |      |             |               @(oo)@
>   [..]                  |      =             |                [..]@@
>\ |  U           (-)     |     | |            | (-)             U  @@@@
> ||   ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>==   ||
> ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||
> ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
> |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
> |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  |
> =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =
>                   cows having candlelight dinner
> 
>                                         (___)
>                                         (o o)
>    ( ** )                              __\_/__
>    |e  e|                             //~~*~~\                  \___/
>     \  / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)
>      OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ /
>        |    *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O
>       /****************    *          "|_____|"
>      //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming
>     ||    ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"
>     ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|
>     v|    v|     v| v|                   ~ ~
>        Haute Cowture                    COWNT
> 
>                                        |\
>                                        |[]         |\
>                                   (__) |           |[]         |\
>                                   (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |\
>  *                        _________\/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[]
>  |        (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (oo) |      (__) |
>  |      __(oo)        *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (OO) |
>   \=====  |\/         |           *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|
>  _|_/     \_          |===========|           *--------------/,,      ,, / |
>  -//\-----/\\         o           |===========|           *----------------|
>   \_/     \_/                     o           |===========|                |
>-----------------                              o           |================|
>    Cowazaki                        COW-WARD               o                o
> 
> 
>      ______________________________
>     /                              \
>    (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
>     \________________  ____________/
>                      ) )                                            ()
>               (__)   //                                            (  )
>         (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )
>        /(oo)---\/              (o o)                               (oo)
>  /-------\/   ||                \ /-------\               /-------/||||
> / |     ||----||                 O||     | \             / |     || |||
>*  ||----||    ~~                  ||---,||  *           *  ||----||  |
>   ~~    ~~                        ~~    ~~                 ~~    ~~
>     Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi
> 
>                                                  (__)                  |====|
>  /--------------------/                          (oo)                   \oo/
> / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------\/             /-------\/
>*  ||----||          /-----------(oo)     / |     ||---->        / |     ||
>   ~~    ~~                       \/     *  ||----||            *  ||----||
>                                           ___/  ___/              ~~    ~~
>        Network Virtual Cow                                      Cowcatcher
>(with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing      (Major league)
> 
> 
>           /\                                               __
>          {__}                                            _[__]_
>          (oo)                                            /(oo)\
>   /-------\/                                       /------@\/@
>  / |  +  ||                                       / |     |@@
> *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||
>    ~~    ~~                                         ~~    ~~
>   Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow
> 
>  _____          _________________
> /     \        /                 \
>( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
> \__  _/        \_____  __________/                         (__)
>   ( (                ) )                                  >(==)
>    \\                //       )__(                        /-\/-\
>      \    (__)      /         (oo)                       /(    )\
>           (oo)                 \/-------*               ~ (    ) ~
>    /-------\/                   ||     | \                (    )
>   / |     ||                    ||----||   \              /----\
>  *  ||----||                    vv    vv                 /    \ \
>     ~~    ~~                                            ~      * ~
>  COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga
> 
>                                                         ~~    ~~
>                                  O  (___) ||         *  ||----||
>                                  |  (o o) ||          \ |     ||
>            (no-bull-ity) --->    %  -\ /- ||           \-------/\
>                                  |\/| O | ||                  (oo)
>                                  |  |   | ||                  (  )
>                                     / v-' ||                   ><
>                                 /==========|                  (  )
>                                //         ||                  (oo)
>  ,------._(__)                 ||         ||           /-------\/
> * | \     ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     ||
>vv====>----=\/====vv            |===========|         *  ||----||
>                                                         ~~    ~~
>                    COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule
> 
>                                 (__)                 (__)
>        ()  ()             _____| oo |                |oo|
>         ()()             /          |         /----|-|__|-|
>         (oo)            /           |        / |     ||
>  /-------UU            /____________|       *  ||----||
> / |     ||                ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~
>*  ||w---||            Cow dressed up        Cow dressed up
>   ~~    ~~              as ghost            as Frankenstein
>Eh, What's up Doc?     for Halloween          For Halloween
> 
> 
>         (__)                                |\/|               (__)
>         (oo)                                (oo)              >(==)
>   __[_]__\/                          /-------VV         /-------\/
> / |     ||                          / |     ||         / |     ||
>*  ||----||      -->   .            *  ||----||        *  ||----||
>   ~~    ~~                            ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~
> Portable Cow    Japanese model       Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2)
> (very handy)    portable COW
> 
>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
>               |
>   -------     | This concludes the second part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS.
>   | COW |     | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc.  It is in
>   -------     | the public domain.  ((THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED COWS!!))
>               |
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>               | cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces.
>---------------'
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> 
>   Eric W. Tilenius // ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET
> 
>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
> 
>- ERIC -             <ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU>
> 
> 
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