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From: joverton@csws20.ic.sunysb.edu (Jeremiah Overton)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I Love PEZ, how about you?
Keywords: PEZ
Date: 20 Nov 92 02:38:39 GMT
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook

"I SEEK PEZ"
"Good evening, lowly clerk.  Where is your PEZ?"
				-the TICK
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From: catherin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Catherine Manry)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: what is life??
Date: 20 Nov 92 16:47:41 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

In article <1992Nov20.031532.27729@mtu.edu>, bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon) writes:
> In article <1992Nov19.131306.2438@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hullsa@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
> >In  response to your question what is a life... you brought up that people
> >always say get a life, well to me I say "Get a life, they are on sale at 
> >Toys-r-us next to clue.
> 
> they are? I thought you got them at the grocery store...
> 
> -bacon

nah...they are at K-Mart..isle nine, I believe...


Catherine
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: davis@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Barbara Davis)
Subject: Re: sorry: Reason no Girls
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:10:52 GMT

psalzman@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Peter Salzman) writes:


>On name calling:
>   Wasn't 'bozo' the first name one person called another person?

Very good, I wondered when you were going to call me on that one.  Yes, I
called him a bozo.  Even an arrogant, opinionated, annoying, queenly twit
has her moments of weakness, especially when confronted with such a
blatant example of really hurtful sterotyping.

>On IMO:
>   If it's your opinion, why do you keep saying 'we'?  Are you going to
>judge Hassid, or a group of people?

Certain of the minions of the above mentioned queenly twit have given her
permission to speak on their behalf when replying to flames.  The judging
of Hassan of which you speak is IMO.  I am not aware of any judging of
groups of people going on in any of my posts.  I have already said I don't
speak for you.

Your flames are getting more than a little bit thin.  Please either reload the
flamethrower with some actual substance or lets drop this dead thread.

Barb
-- 
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University of Colorado, Boulder 

                   If I don't ask, you can't say, "Yes!".
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: curln@pell4l23 (Noralen Curl)
Subject: Beautiful blonde iso E-mail
Organization: Allegheny College
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 22:10:00 GMT



  To who it may concern,

      I have a friend here who is trying to show me how to use this  
international thing.  I think it's pretty cool but it would be better if  
there was some mail for myself.  I'm a 20 year old female in college  
trying to get through exams while this E-Mail is tempting me to be  
distracted.  Please Please take me away from all these psych. books and  
write to me at alfredc@alleg.edu


                             thanks for your time....
                           		Caryl
   						(thats pronounced Carol)
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From: an362@anon.penet.fi
Subject: NYC SWM seeks local female friend
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 19:49:57 GMT


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From: v069qryr@ubvmsc.cc.buffalo.edu (Aaron T. Breen)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: UNIQUE SINGLE GAL
Date: 18 Nov 92 15:48:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Nov18.075233.15320@netcom.com>, gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews) writes...
>v069qryr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Aaron T. Breen) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov17.164844.8781@iscsvax.uni.edu>, thatcher3822@iscsvax.uni.edu writes...
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>   ^
>>   |- Yea, in a matter of speaking, I'd say that was unique too!!!!
>>
> 
>As is an article whose .sig is longer than its message (13 lines vs 9).
> 
>Aaron, could you please consider making your .sig shorter?

 Ok, Gerg.....you've got it!

+------------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|  I took the money, I spiked your drink, You lose too much these days if you  |
|  stop to think. You led me on with those innocent eyes, and you know I love  |
|  the element of surprise. Out in the garden I was playing the tart, I kissed |
|  your lips and broke your heart. And you.... you were acting like it was the |
|  End Of the World.                                                           |
|                                   -U2 "Till the End Of the World"            |
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| Aaron T. Breen           "The Dazzler"         V069QRYR@UBVMS.CC.BUFFALO.EDU |
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From: ez018196@hamlet.ucdavis.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Aauggh!!!!  Redheads!!!
Date: 21 Nov 92 20:09:20 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon) writes:
: 
: *whisks Mo off her feet and carries her away from the redheads*
: 
: -bacon of the brown hair
: (hey it seemed like the thing to do)

If only there were more guys like you in the world, jeff......

                                                     Mo
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: SM seeks NON-erotic E-Mail from SF 
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 17:44:49 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.024953.21002@lemuria.sai.com> ap.6505@cupid.sai.com writes:
>
>
>
>
>


wow!
yeah, he didn't have to say anything, the subject alone was pretty
shocking! :)

-bacon
From: thatcher3822@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: <None>
Date: 17 Nov 92 23:02:47 GMT
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

UNIQUE SINGLE GAL. I'M BLONDE, BLUE-EYED. POLI-SCI MAJOR AT THE UNIVERSITY OF
NORTHERN IOW, HERE IN CEDAR FALLS. APPARENTLY POLITICALLY MINDED[LIBERAL]. I'M
LOOKING FOR MY JACK KENNEDY, ARE YOU OUT THERE? OR JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE NICE
AND LIKE TO TALK. PLEASE DROP ME A LINE.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an362@anon.penet.fi
Subject: NYC SWM seeks local female friend
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 20:06:18 GMT

Are you a woman who would not be bored to death if locked in a library 
overnight?  Might you enjoy spending time with a fellow flying a kite 
in the park, attending theatre in the city, dining in the kitchen and
cuddling in the bedroom?

I'm an SJM (non-religous) 35 years old, 6'0", with blue eyes, curly 
brown hair and glasses looking for a bright, curious, attractive woman 
to spend time with and see what might develop.

If the above interests you, and you live in or near New York City,
please write!
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From: sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie)
Subject: Re: Wiccan BF in search of mail
Organization: Motorola Computer Group, Tempe, Az.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 17:44:43 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.011536.12788@scott.skidmore.edu> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
>
>well, if you think about it, after the sex and marijuana, she might
>get hungry and crave cherry pie.
>                                               loo

That doesn't mean that she has to be able to bake a cherry pie.

Perhaps she is looking for someone who can bake a cherry pie.
Which I can, but apple is my best pie.
From: rkirk@alcor.concordia.ca ( ROBERT KIRK )
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Looking for girl in Montreal
Date: 16 Nov 92 03:30:46 GMT
Organization: Concordia University, Montreal, Quebec

I am new to this and have not dated much. I know that I would be a very
adventuresome lover and would like to prove this. I am 5'8" 210 lbs (a bit
overweight) with brown eyes. 26 years old. Balding.
I like all music, talking, sports. Is anyone in the area?

					Chris Normandeau
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: amit@panix.com (Amit Shah)
Subject: Looking for somone to hangout with in Albany
Summary: ...If you're in Albany or NYC....drop me a line.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 03:15:24 GMT
Organization: Panix, NYC
Keywords: Albany, NYC, Queens, SUNY at Albany

Hi there....Just got a new job about a month which requires
alot of traveling from NYC to Albany....I live in NYC (Queens)
...but I have to spend half of the month in Albany...why??
Simple...I work in NYC...but my boss is in Albany...which
means I have to trabel to Albany to fill him in on my 
progress and status of the various projects...makes sense??
I've been to malls and stuff in Albany...but that's about it
...there must be more to Albany than malls.....rrright???
If you're in Albany (or NYC)....send e-mail....
    
                                 Talk 2 u soon   :)
From: mike_steiner@qm.claris.com (Mike Steiner)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: A Sharp Contrast to the Song of Solomon
Date: 17 Nov 92 19:50:01 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals

In article <Bxtv5o.Dpz@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>,
creps@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Steve Creps) wrote:

>    A side note to demonstrate that Loren is just grabbing at straws:
> 
> >>A wise bride will make it her goal never to allow her husband to see
> >>her unclothed body, and never allow him to display his unclothed
> >>body to her.
> >
> >        They should never see each other naked?
> >
> >        What a marriage!
> 
>    That part likely demonstrates cultural norms of the time.  For
> example, according to _A History of Private Life_, by Paul Veyne et
> al, in early _pagan_ Rome it was considered "taboo" for a couple to
> make love during the daytime (except on their wedding day), or with
> the lights on.  It was considered particulary "libertine" for a woman
> to make love after having removed her brassiere, which even
> prostitutes wore during sex.

That is very interesting--especially considering that brassieres were not
invented until the 19th century CE.

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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.folklore.urban
From: ouwendyk@prso.pttnwb.nl (A.P.J. Ouwendijk)
Subject: AGAIN !!!! : DIEING CHILD LAST WISH
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: PTT Telecom b.v. The Netherlands
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 15:18:56 GMT

The Craig Shergold story was posted in alt.personals .......

In article <721908627.0@iphase.infoserv.com>,
Jack.Johnson@iphase.infoserv.com (Jack Johnson) writes:
|> Craig Shergold is a seven year old who has a brain tumor and very
|>  little time live.Children's Make A Wish Foundation attempts to grant
[ Well known story deleted ]

Will it never stop?

I have send the Craig_Shergold FAQ to Jack Johnson.
I hope NO-ONE sends any cards.

Greetings,

Anthon

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From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Why is this post good? Re: Grog looks for woman
Summary:  humor
Keywords: make me laugh
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 15:59:01 GMT

 maynard@leah.msc.cornell.edu (Maynard J. Handley) writes:

>I don't want to trash anyone in particular, but why is it that when guys
>make a point about wanting women who have a certain type of appearance,
>this is considered acting like a dork, but when women go for a guy who
>posts silliness, this is considered the way of the world? I hope for Grog's
>sake that he gets plenty of messages, and congrats to him, but I find it
>sad that he had to write in such a silly way to get attention. At the end
>of the day, what do we know about Grog- absolutely nothing. Yet this post
>is now supposed to be a model, rather than two page posts that actually the
>describe the person and what 
>(s)he is looking for.

Step back and think for a moment... Grog's post used somethin' that more
than 50% of people think is an endearin' quality - HUMOR. This post stood
out from all of the other posts. It was different. Fresh. Humorous. You
find it sad that more people do not respond to dull and mundane. I find 
it enlightening that someone has the wit, intelligence, creativity, and
courage to stand out from the crowd.

Give Grog a Dr. Pepper...

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
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Out of things you haven't done.	  -- Ogden Nash
From: reidyj@CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: MEN LOOK NO FURTHER.
Date: 19 Nov 1992 23:03:49 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, Oregon State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: storm.cs.orst.edu

In article <00963D80.07BC7D60@vms.csd.mu.edu> 2we1campae@vms.csd.mu.edu writes:
>>O.K.  I WILL BE STRAIGHT FOWARD.
>>I AM LOOKING FOR A MAN.  IN
>>EARLY TO MID 20'S NO OLDER PLEASE.

  That's an oxymoron
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: isr@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Michael S. Schechter - ISR group account)
Subject: Re: REASON no Girls
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 12:29:52 EST

In article <mellon.722124121@pepper> mellon@ncd.com (Ted Lemon) writes:
>sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie) writes:
>>There is one difference I have found between women in 
>>Computer Science/Engineering and the ``art'' subjects.
>>In GENERAL the women in Computer Science/Engineering
>>are smarter.  Perhaps Hamid has a problem with smart women.
>
>Perhaps Hamid does have such a problem, but I find your statement quite
>offensive, nonetheless.   My sister is working on her PhD in Art History
>right now, and she's definitely _not_ less intelligent than my Computer
>Science/Engineering friends.   Less practical, maybe, but that's not the
>same thing.   Shame on you for your bigotry.
>
>				_MelloN_
As sculptor who programs so I can afford my lifestyle, I have to agree,
that's _very_ bigoted. Hoever, being in the unique position of both
worlds, I'll say two things: 1. very few computer scientists are
'practical' in any sense of the world.
2. it all depends on your definition of inteliigence:
The engineering sort probably has better resoning; the Art History probably
has better comprehension.
3. (oops, can't count)Someone in Art History is *NOT* an artist,
they need extensive researching, writing, and comprehsnding skills-
none of which are required by artists. 
 An artist only needs the ability to become.
Some of them are quite the moron and are also very succesful.

well, that's enuf, back to .personals stuf.
Anyone around here feel like seeing Malcolm X Saturday?
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an494@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Seattle Couple ISO S*F
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 05:07:12 GMT

Hi,
  We are a happily married white couple, early thirties,
living in the North Seattle area.  We are looking for a 
single woman to date.  Ages from 18 to 40 are fine, 
height/weight proportinate a must.  No TV/TS, please.
Non-smokers only.
  We are nice looking, pretty nicely proportioned, 
healthy, people oriented, and positive.  We are 
professional, and educated.  We like rock, classical, 
and Broadway show music.  She is 5'9", long strawberry 
blonde hair, about 140 lb.  He is 5' 10",  has dark brown 
hair, mustache, and weighs about 190 or so.  She is 31, 
he's 35.
  It is not particularly important if you are bi or
straight.  She is passively bi, but usually only within
the context of a threesome.
  If you are interested in exploring an alternative
lifestyle, are basically positive, literate, have a sense
of humor, and like children (we plan on having one in 
the next year or two), please send us email.
 
  Wiccan bi females are encouraged to write!  :-)
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From: cress@cardinal.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: What IS a life, anyway?
Date: 18 Nov 1992 19:20:07 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
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In article <1992Nov18.203059.8130@scott.skidmore.edu>, croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
>life is when you think you're completely broke and find a ten dollar
>bill in your coat pocket, and then someone reminds you that you owe
>them money.  that's life.
>                                                        cathy

To expand on this line of thinking...
Life is when you think you're completely broke and then find a ten dollar
bill in your pocket and as you hold it up to examine it, some thug clubs you on
the head, takes your money and you spend the next 10 months in a coma.
Now THAT'S life.

                                            the gmeister
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth)
Subject: Re: HEY!!  I'MLONELY..please write
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:23:14 GMT






ribbit.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an313@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Couple seeking Couple
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 14:21:07 GMT

This is a repost of an ad posted under the old (GODIVA) system that
is now defunct.  Let it RIP - Sorry Karl, you tried.

Our old alias was anonymus+3072
Those who responded to it (3180 - Felicia and Rob) Please note.
    We tried to get in touch with you but have no idea if mail made it.

Repost follows.

Couple in search of same.

We are a 24 and 26 year old couple in the Chicago - Indianapolis area
looking to meet other couples for companionship, friendship, and, if the
chemistry is right, sex.  We would like to meet you, get to know you, and
build a frienship/relationship that will be intellectually, emotionally,
and sexually satisfying.  We are just beginning to explore the possibilities
of this type of relationship - our experience is limited.
All responses will be answered.

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From: jmmst53+@pitt.edu (Jason M. Mccloskey)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: ***19 yr. old guy ISO SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT BRUNETTES in Pittsburgh***
Date: 20 Nov 92 13:56:48 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

Just looking around for some slightly overweight women in Pittsburgh or 
someplace close.  Looking for fun, energy, snuggling -- all the usual
posted cliches....

I'll just skip that, and describe myself, what I like to do.

I'm six feet tall, 170 lbs., blue eyes, short hair, size eleven shoes....

I like to travel, mountain bike, and hike in the woods -- not necessarily
city parks, but rather OUT in the WOODS.  I'm originally from South Park,
and I know my way around PA pretty well.  

Are there any young women who fit my description?  I know there must be --
I've seen you walking around.  If your interested, or just curious, 
you know the deal, or you wouldn't have read this.....

Jason
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.5595@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Doesn't anyone like a nice Jewish boy anymore?
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.5595@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 16:06:20 GMT
X-Iso: SF


     Hello! You know, I was just sitting here wondering, "Now, what's wrong
with the world? Just a few short years ago, a nice Jewish boy was a 'find'. 
What happened?" Well, I am still optimistic, and I feel that there is still
someone out there who likes me!!

     OK... a little "necessary evil" first. Let me tell you about myself: My
name is Dan, and I'm an 18 year old SWJM (surprise there, huh?). I'm 5'6", 
with short medium brown hair, and clear (some have said "beautiful" -- but 
that's not for me to say) blue eyes. I suppose I should say little about my
interests, etc., but I'll get into that later.

     First: why am I posting? Well, no, I'm not a "loser", and I am certainly
not "hard-up". However, I always welcome the chance to meet new people, and as
has happened before, sparks could fly... as the NYS Lotto commercial says, 
"Hey, you never know!"

     Next: who am I looking for? Anyone who is Single and Female, or if you
prefer abbreviations "S*F". It's not important to me if, say, your interests 
are different than mine. I love to learn about new things and activities, and
if you're your own person, so much the better! (I will say this right now: I do
*not* want to hear from 'dopplegangers': those people who try to be just like
someone else.)

     Last: will you please respond? I have heard horror stories from friends
who have used a.p.a. in the past that, "No one ever writes to me. Waah." 
Please do not let this happen to me! If you just want someone to have a "pen-
pal" relationship with, or if you're looking for something more, reply to this
post. Remember, though, you have to be part of ECS to reply, so just ping them
(I think the address is ping@cupid.sai.com), and then write to me!

     Well, if I haven't scared you away, I guess you want to know more about 
me. Let's see, like I said, I'm 18. I'm a freshman pharmacy major at the
University at Buffalo (NY, in case you didn't know). I love music, especially
classical or classic rock. I've been playing the piano since I've been 4 years
old, and the drums since I've been 10. I also love acting, hockey, reading, 
and (like I said) meeting new people. The only things I hate are asparagus and,
like I said, 'dopplegangers'.

     Hmm... I can't really think of anything else right now, so, just write to
me sometime, and I *promise* I will respond. See ya!

- Dan (ap.5955@cupid.sai.com)


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From: mgrimes@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Michael Grimes)
Subject: GWM Into Hot Phone Sex: Wrestling/Bodybuilding
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:16:20 GMT

I've had some great responses to my ad. If you're into phone sex, hot fantasy 
talk about bodybuilding and/or wrestling , let's talk. I'm not a service and 
I'm not looking for a relationship.  Please e-mail me for details if you have a
hot voice and can create some hot wrestling fantasy scenes with me. Serious 
replies only please!