From: kristyp@coos.dartmouth.edu (Kristy Patterson)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: Unanswered questions for 7/20
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:50:03 GMT
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Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

In article <1992Jul20.182822.20328@cbnewsc.cb.att.com> dwv@cbnewsc.cb.att.com (Dave Vollman) writes:
>
>	Woah! Another week of summer goes screaming past. I need one of
>	those extended duration soap days! Here they are!
>	
>	
>	
>	1) Why does Erica think her marriage to Adam would hurt her chances
>	   of getting custody of Bianca back, but her affair with a married
>	   man will not hurt her chances?

Adam is Not A Nice Man.  Thus, Erica's judgement would be in question.  Not
that she knew she was married to him, but...

Extramarital affairs do not affect custody battles in Pine Valley.  Travis
got custody DESPITE his affair with Barbara.  Allowing yourself to be duped
is much worse than having an affair!
	
>	2) Is Rick Nelson playing at the garden party?

Should have hired Metallunica (?)!  I love than name; it's like Metallica
went insane or something. It's so silly when they invent something with almost
exactly the same name as the "real life" think. Who's CD is Hayley going to
buy next?  Guns & Chrysanthemums?
	
>	3) If Brian got the Olympic triplecast, what 3 sports would
>	   he choose?

Synchronized hair-moussing, rhythmic grovelling, and Chap-stik toss.
	
>	4) What ever happened to the weekly debate between Brooke and
>	   Jack on "Good Morning Pine Valley?"

People in PV are much too busy in the morning to watch TV; the day there
seems to start at about 4 a.m.  The ratings were so low it was dropped.
Also, Brooke and Edmund's morning whappa sessions were being cut short, so
she quit.

>	5) How did Dixie arrange a real estate closing so fast?

She has $: she can do ANYTHING!
	
>	6) Why are seniors at PVHS still taking Algebra 1?

Cause they're dumb?  Does PV High have a limit on how many days you can
miss and still pass?  I doubt Brian and Hayley have attended an entire year
of school between them.

>	7) Why did Dimitri ride a horse to the hunting lodge, when
>	   Helga's map o' theestate showed a road going to it?

Sparky the Wonder Horse is much faster than a car!
His car's in the shop!
Helga's map is a little off (just like Helga)!
	
>	7a) Why didn't someone just drive to the hunting lodge after
>	    the storm if they were so worried about Dimitri?

ALL the cars were in the shop!

>	8) If there are no supermarkets in PV, where does one buy
>	   a copy of the National Intruder?

The Goal Post or McKays; where EVERYTHING happens in PV!
	
>	10) Is there an Optometrist in PV?

Of course; Dr. Joe and Dr. Steve ware both optometrists (and surgeons and
obstetricians and...

>	Have Fun!

-Kristy	
>-- 
>				| Dave Vollman (HASA "S" Division)
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