From: dahead00@nx28.mik.uky.edu (Zippy F)
Subject: Re: Nice Guys?
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 05:48:25 GMT

In article <BvH94M.Ku4@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> pi@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu  
(Raymond L. Gilbert) writes:
> In article <1992Oct2.33717.21502@ms.uky.edu> dahead00@nx28.mik.uky.edu  
(Zippy F) writes:
> > I write:
> >
> >(repetitive drivel deleted)
> 
>     Repetitive? Really?  I orginally made a grand total of *one* post
> here, and I only put up one other post when I couldn't respond via
> E-mail, as I have done for most of the responses to my post.  I hardly
> consider my two posts to be repetitive... I was merely posing a
> question.

Not you silly rabbit.....   (I CAN'T find etc....postings in general)
Sorry but I'm a curmudegon (sp) in training !!!!

> 
> >I usually nod off right on the keyboard....   Only to awaken and find  
that  
> >the aliens from outer space have once again left a secret message on my  
> >screen that I can not decipher (Lost my Captain Crunch secret decoder  
ring  
> >a few years back anybody else got one????) Maybe I should get me one of  
> >them SO's just to stop this senseless occurance...  ARE YOU GETTING THE  
> >HINT GILBERT !!!!!!!!......
> 
>     Hmmm... so it would appear that the answer to my original question
> is a resounding 'yes'! I suppose I should loosen up on my standards.  I
> thank everyone who responded to my original question.  Gee... now that
> I've lifted the huge burden off my shoulders of looking for a woman
> interested soley in physics--I don't know where to start! If I shouldn't
> be looking for an interest in physics in a potential SO, what should I
> be looking for? Should I be looking for anything, or ask out the first
> woman I meet?

FROM "THE CRUSTY BACHELORS HANDBOOK"

When huntin the female species for the first time take a shotgun....   
(Covers a much wider area so you may hit something good by accident) ....   
As your skill level increases try reducing you weapon choice till you find  
the one that works for you....  Pros use hand held airguns with single  
shot BB loads (talk about maksmanship)....  
Upon bagging your prey take her home, clean her (bubble baths  
recommended), dress her (according to state game laws), cook slowly before  
a warm fire until tender (preferably in the dead of winter, in a small  
cabin, on a fur rug), and serve with a vintage wine............
"AND THEMS GOOD EATIN" - Bloom County

> 
> >Hoping you never have transmission failure on the LA freeway during  
rush  
> >hour.......    Later
> 
>     I'll do my best... :-)

Remember: Love is like being bitten by a water moccasan......  It usually  
sneaks up and bites you when your least expectin it...   It causes your  
body to do strange things beyond your control...  It is usually fatal only  
when left untreated....   You will probably survive it but it will make  
you a little wiser (and more careful when doin your business in the  
woods)..

Hope this helps........

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your enemies armpits
(Thought for the day)

("Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft" - Animal House)
{useless rambling in lieu of a real sig}