From: keithl@klic.rain.com (Keith Lofstrom)
Subject: I-359E
Organization: KLIC
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 04:37:59 GMT

I just got a flier from the IEEE.  The name reminds me of the scream
of the subgenius.  However, IEEE is not NEARLY enough.  The SubGenius
must not only have Slack, the SubGenius must have a Professional Organization!
Therefore, I have just formed the: 

Institute of Eager Early Earnest Earsplitting Earthen Earthmoving Earthquaking
Earthshaking Earthy Eastbound Eastern Easygoing Eavesdropping Ebullient
Eccentric Ecclesiastic Eclectic Ecstatic Ecumenic Edematous Edgewise
Edgy Edible Edifing Editing Educable Eerie Effaceable Effectual 
Effeminate Efferent Effete Efficacious Efficient Efflorescent Effusive
Egalitarian Egghead Egocentric Egotistic Egregious Egyptian Eidetic Eightfold
Eightieth Einsteinian Ejaculating Ejecting Elaborating Elapsing
Elastic Elated Elder Elect Electric Electrical Electrolytic Electronic
Electrophoretic Elegant Elegiac Elemental Elephantine Elevated Elfin
Eligible Elite Elizabethan Ellipsoidal Elliptic Eloquent Elucidating
Elusive Elysian Emaciated Emanating Emancipating Emasculating
Embalming Embanking Embarking Embarrassing Embattled Embedded Embedding
Embellishing Embezzling Emblazoning Emblematic Embracing Embraceable
Embrittled Embroidered Embroiled Embryonic Emendable Emergent Emigrant
Eminent Emitting Emotional Empathetic Emphatic Emphysematous Empiric
Employed Employing Empowered Empressing Empty Emulsified Enabling Enameled
Encapsulated Encephalitic Enchanted Encrypted Encumbered Encyclopedic
Endemic Endogamous Endogenous Endomorphic Endothelial Endothermic Enduring
Enemy Energetic Enervated Engaging Engineering Enhancing Enigmatic Enlargeable
Enormous Entertaining Enthusiastic Entrepreneurial Enumerable Enunciable
Enviable Envious Enzymatic Ephemeral Epicurean Epicyclic Epidermic Epigenetic
Epigrammatic Epileptic Epiphyseal Episcopal Episodic Epistolatory Epitaxial
Epithelial Epochal Equable Equatorial Equestrian Equidistant Equilateral
Equilibrating Equine Equinoctial Equipped Equitable Equivalent Equivocal
Equivocating Eradicable Erasable Erect Ergative Ergodic Erodible Erosible
Erosive Erotic Errant Erratic Erroneous Ersatz Erudite Eruptive Escalating
Escaping Eschewing Esophagal Esoteric Especial Espousing Esquiring Essential
Estimable Estuarial Eternal Ethereal Ethical Ethnic Ethnographic
Ethnological Ethological Eugenic Eukaryotic Eulerian Euphemistic Euphoric
Eurasian Evacuated Evading Evaluable Evanescent Evangelic Evaporative
Evasive Evenhanded Eventuating Everlasting Everyday Evidential Evil
Evincing Evocable Evolutionary Evolving Exacerbating Exacting Exaggerating
Exalting Examining Exasperating Excavating Excelling Exceptional Excessive
Exchangeable Excisable Excitatory Excitable Exclaiming Exclamatory
Exclusionary Exclusive Excommunicating Excoriating Excreting Excretory
Excruciating Exculpating Exculpatory Excusable Execrable Executing Executive
Exemplary Exempting Exercisable Exercising Exerting Exhaling Exhausting
Exhaustible Exhausted Exhaustive Exhibiting Exhilarated Exhorting Exhuming
Exigent Exiled Existent Existential Exogamous Exogenous Exonerating Exorbitant
Exorcising Exoskeletal Exothermic Exotic Expanding Expansible Expansive
Expatiate Expectant Expedient Expeditious Expellable Expelling Expending
Expensive Experienced Experiential Experimental Expert Expiable Expiring
Explaining Explanatory Expletive Explicable Explicit Exploding Exploiting
Exploratory Exploring Explosive Exponential Exporting Exposing Expository
Expounding Expressing Expressive Expunging Expurgating Exquisite Extant
Extemporaneous Extending Extendible Extensible Extensive Extenuating
Exterior Exterminating External Extinct Extinguishing Extirpating
Extolling Extorting Extra Extracellular Extracting Extracurricular
Extraditable Extralegal Extralinguistic Extramarital Extramural
Extraneous Extraordinary Extrapolating Extraterrestrial Extravagant
Extremal Extreme Extricable Extricating Extrinsic Extrovert Extruding
Extrusive Exuberant Exuding Exultant Earthmen

or

IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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for short,

or

I-359E

for even shorter.  If you join the I-359E, you can immediatly drop or
add an adjective and become a splinter group!  Imagine going to your 
favorite club or social group, and shouting

IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

until you pass out!  You will never be mistaken for a Pink again!  Join
now, before all the best splinter groups are taken.  

I-359E - the largest professional organization (name) in the universe!

Keith
-- 
Keith Lofstrom         keithl@klic.rain.com       Voice (503)-520-1993
KLIC --- Keith Lofstrom Integrated Circuits --- "Your Ideas in Silicon"
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