HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Found in misc.test
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 21:17:59 GMT

Normally I am bored by what I see in misc.test, especially setup crossposts.
But this was classic--somebody who >really< doesn't know how misc.test works...

buckler@vnet.ibm.com (Jason Buckler) writes:
: I'm beginning to suspect that one should not include the word "test" in a
: subject line by itself, correct?
: 
: (If you haven't guessed, I'm new to this).  I've already received two
: "we got your test" messages from different locations.
: 
: If my assumption is correct, how many of these things can I expect to
: receive? Lo, I am filled with joy at the prospect of being flooded. :(

Yes, Jason.  Don't put test in your subject line and you won't get any mail.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey, Page of Newts)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"Don't you point that raygun at me--I might just explode..."  Thomas Dolby
Current Album--The Jesus & Mary Chain:Honey's Dead
Current Read--M.J. Engh:Wheel of The Winds
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: inc@tc.fluke.COM (Gary Benson)
Subject: Re: E.W.- Questions for me...
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 16:49:04 GMT

In article <ewillims.711199252@unix1.tcd.ie> ewillims@unix1.tcd.ie (Emma Williams) writes:
>SlaveBodyManifestedInAPseudoIndependantPerson  asks if you have
>questions for the answers....
>
>1)	it's not impossible, but improbable.
President Perot?

>2)	I couldn't help it;I was asleep!
Oh yuck, why did you do that all over my leg?

>3)	207.
How many?

>4)	the mast snapped and turned green.
Just before Ahab took his last dive, what happened?

>5)	the behemoth lumbered majestically and...
Just before Ahab took his last dive, what happened?

>6)	small, grey with pointed ears.
Name three things Moby Dick is, except for the first and last.

>7)	Dan Quayle and Flash Gordon.
Name a possible US President and an irascible Pus resident.

>8)	the egyptian cubit (1.728)
How big is half a pie?

>9)	grain of mustard seed.
Give the weight of waveydavey's brain plus/minus one grain of mustard seed.

>10)	I don't know! I simply asked about the weather...
Mr. X asketh: are you sure you want to try to swallow this hurricane?

>11)	Human sacrifice flourished in the ruins...
How about a vacation to the Temple of Doom?

>12)	the blue bus passed the second planet and promptly exploded!
Give an example: suppose the Doors gave a party and instead of joints, the
dope bowls were filled with pig tranks. This happens in inverse time, 3
parsecs and 2.9 cubits from the southwestern pole of Arturus 9.

>13)	it depends on your point of view!
Whose post was funnier - the one with the questions or the one with the
answers?


>
>
>				Emma (all implied responsibility disclaimed!)
>
>    ____________________________________________________________________
>    |   Emma Williams            | Dad, I guess you're wondering why   |
>    |   ewillims@unix1.tcd.ie    | I'm ringing you..--Calvin & Hobbes  |
>    |				 | (eller Steen og Stoffer :-> )       |
>    |____________________________|_____________________________________|


-- 
Gary Benson   -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-inc@sisu.fluke.com_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism
in the British Navy. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there
is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.  -Monty Python
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: ritual
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 15:41:21 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Followup-To: alt.fan.gooley

I buy a new Speed Stick (unscented).

With my X-Acto knife (they are among the most useful objects in the world)
I scrape at the words on its plastic shell, so that they no longer read
"speed stick DEODORANT" but " pee  s ick   ODOR   ."

Only then can I use the product.

Mark., just another endearing little obsession
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.yugoslavia,soc.culture.bih,alt.conspiracy
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: Re: Advice?
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 16:02:33 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <5695@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil  
(rpwhite) writes:
*mjd writes:
*)rpwhite writes:
*)   I have been asked to discover a potential
*)   enemy to justify a $300 billion defense budget and I think I'm over my
*)   head. Can anyone point me in the right direction?
*
*)Vietnam.
*
*)Worked good the first time, right?
*
*Yeah, but I think Vietnam was a 'one-trick pony'. Still, you got me
*thinking that a good con will work over and over again. 
*
*Now if we could just get some ground troops in Bosnia-Hercegovina.
*
*Yeah, yeah that's the ticket!
*We've got a couple of ships over there. Can you say Tonkin Gulf
*Resolution? Let's see, it was the U.S.S. Maddox and U.S.S. Turner Joy if
*I recall. The suckers fell for it once eh? Let's see a little foreign
*adventure might help ole Georgie Porgie outta his hole right about now
*eh? Distract the electorate so to speak. It just might work.
*
*rp -- followups to alt.conspiracy.

Well, it appears to me ol' George has already found his foreign adventure;
I was almost asleep last night, and am not really sure, but did I or did I not  
catch HNN saying something about Iraq's refusal of UN inspections may lead to  
more military intervention?

And I agree; the scary part is that it just might work.
--
************************************************************************
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Date: 28 Jul 92 08:19:39 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> <t.b personality> is the <famous or infamous person or fictional character>
> of talk.bizarre.

I'm having trouble with this.  Let me change it to:
  <t.b personality> is ______ crossed with ______.

Davey Wavey is Zippy the Pinhead crossed with Eliza.
drieux is Gilbert Gottfried crossed with the anti-Tipper Gore.
Dave Hill is your nice uncle crossed with your other uncle.
nj is Little Man Tate crossed with Wintermute.
st theresa is Traci Lords crossed with Donna Reed.
RICHH is Bret Easton Ellis crossed with Kilgore Trout.
cj is your mother crossed with your stepmother.
bc is any two guys from _Slacker_ crossed together.
gypsy is your ultimate fantasy crossed with your worst nightmare.
dfan is Gordon Gano crossed with either of the two Johns.
carasso is Andrew Dice Clay crossed with Rainman.
mjd is Milan Kundera crossed with Mark Leyner.
bill bill is a Navajo storyteller crossed with a being from another planet.
mr x is H.P. Lovecraft crossed with Nikolai Tesla.

sho is _____ crossed with _____.

-Sho
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Noise-to-signal ratio
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 15:45:17 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.153142.8338@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> thrash@virginia.edu (Scott Evans) writes:
>
>What I saw when I fired up xrn this morning:
>
>-------------------------------------------------------------
>+ 107953	Re: BUSH                                    
>  107955	Re: BUSH                
>  107962	Re: BUSH       
>  107963	Re: BUSH       
>  107964	Re: BUSH         
>  107976	Re: BUSH              
>  107989	Re: BUSH             
>  107994	Re: BUSH                
>  107999	Re: BUSH              
>  108006	Re: BUSH                  
>  108016	Re: BUSH                       
>  108036	Re: BUSH                     
>  108040	Re: BUSH                     
>  108045	Re: BUSH            
>  107954	Re: AIDS and those damn democrats       
>  107978	Re: AIDS and those damn democrats          
>  108001	Re: AIDS and those damn democrats           
>  108005	Re: AIDS and those damn democrats  
>  108008	Re: AIDS and those damn democrats   
>  108012	Re: AIDS and those damn democrats    
>  108035	Re: AIDS and those damn democrats    
>  108044	Re: AIDS and those damn democrats    

this is what motivated me to finally create a kill file.

/alt.pol/h:j seems to work, thank god

-r


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.gooley,alt.politics.gooley
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: XBIFF + GOOLEY
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 00:58:38 GMT

Mark. Gooley writes:
>Bob D. Crane writes:
>>   <BEEP>
>>   Go! Go! Gooley! Subject: "the lonely virgin (part 4 of 16)"
>>   <BEEP>

>Maybe I should just send you e-mail every time, old boy.
>Mark., why does he care?
>gooley@netcom.com

It is definitly not a conspiracy against you, nope, not at all.

An organized, ararchical conspiracy spearheaded by Rog.  Ha, ha.
Nope.  I couldn't tell you or they'd change the secret handshake
without telling me.

At least that's what they want you to think.
--
kschnitzius@encore.com		"spokesman for them"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Maggie and Ronnie
Followup-To: alt.flame
Summary: idiot
Keywords: thanks rp...and thank you fn.. now fo
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 18:51:22 GMT

 nu-b@acc.utah.edu (Fred Newbiemeister) tries to stir up a little trouble
in alt.sex with a ridiculous posting with follow-ups to his favorite
newsgroups...

>Is it true that Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan were having an affair
>while they both were in power? I heard this rumor somewhere, and want to have
>it confirmed.

Yes, it is true. They were havin' a 3-some with a twit by some twit
at a Utah school. Maybe you know him well?

>More specifically, is it true that Ronald butt-fucked Maggie while she was
>reading aloud from "Wealth of Nations"? And was this affair precipitated by
>Naughty Nancy Reagan's fellating of Frank Sinatra??

Well, almost right. Please replace "Maggie" with "Fred Newbiemeister"
and you should have the story right. Cool name for an anonymous post.
I'll put down $5 that it's MUCH better than the real one.

Rumors! How things can get SO twisted around...

-- 
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com	.sig by Generic Labels
(Put obnoxious title here)		(Put phone # here.)
(Put irritating quote here. Please make it as long as possible.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: New Fish on the Block
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 23:50:57 GMT

Born again Crustaceans.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: mjohnsto@jenny.shearson.com (Mike Johnston)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Lehman Brothers
	<1992Jul22.133906.17900@spdc.ti.com> <BrtFL4.6pI@world.std.com>
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 21:32:52 GMT

In article <BrtFL4.6pI@world.std.com> bmarcum@world.std.com (Bill Marcum) writes:
   In article <1992Jul22.133906.17900@spdc.ti.com> dostalik@epcot.spdc.ti.com (Bill Dostalik) writes:
   >
   >       A vote for Clinton in '92 is a vote for Quayle in '96.
   >
   >
   >      (or maybe Kemp).
   >
   A vote for Bush means a chance that Quayle might get to the White House before
   '96.  If not, he's almost sure to be the next GOP candidate anyway.

This is extremely doubtful, his position is tenuous at best and without
Bush to prop him up in '96 he doesn't stand a chance. 

MJ

--
Michael R. Johnston/System Administrator                mjohnsto@shearson.com  
  =-=-=  The official .signature of the 1992 Barcelona Olympics. =-=-=
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I'm sorry to say I have abandoned my principles.
Summary: I couldn't take it any more.
Keywords: enough is enough
Date: 22 Jul 92 18:25:20 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Script started on Wed Jul 22 11:21:30 1992
taurus% m News/talk/bizarre/KILL
THRU 67529
/milliken/h:j
taurus% exit
taurus% 
script done on Wed Jul 22 11:21:58 1992

rp -- they go back to school early in Georgia don't they?
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23909 alt.cascade:1526
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Keywords: M M M M M
Date: 30 Jul 92 00:54:57 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona

In article <5771@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Manon of the Spring.
)>>>>>>>>>>Man of War.
)>>>>>>>>>Mather, Cotton.
)>>>>>>>>Mann Act.
)>>>>>>>Menarche.
)>>>>>>Manny, Moe, and Jack
)>>>>>M3 Money Supply.
)>>>>Morgan le Fay
)>>>Megalomania.
)>>Mea culpa.
)>Mezzanine Loge.
)Mezzo-soprano.
Monsieur Beaucaire.

				--Blair
				  "You ought to get that fixed."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: martyp@engin.umich.edu (Martin Pochmara)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 18:07:56 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor


>You can blame Bush for the problems in L.A. because of his outright neglect for
>colored people around the country.  You can blame him for AIDS (somewhat)
>because he really doesn't support research in this country.
>
>UK

OK UK, what disease gets the most research funding right now in the USA? I'll
give you a clue......AIDS.....get your facts straight before you post something
like that......I wish more liberal people would read and look at both sides of
the story before accepting something some Donkey says at a convention. 
AIDS research is going fine! I am very satisfied with the on-going research
and accomplishments in the field. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't
read something about new AIDS discoveries. My vote is for BUSH!

As for neglect for colored people, I'll post that leter.....He Doesn't!

						Marty




					Marty
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 13:11:55 GMT

>jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell) pulls out his microscopic dick and
spews the following smegma onto t.b.:
>
>
>> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>>Lately, a lot of the posts from these groups have gone to talk.bizarre.
>>Please edit the Newsgroups: line of your header before following up on
>>something in this newsgroup. I really dont want to read Clinton vs.
>>Bush arguments in talk.bizarre. Thank you.
>
>Much chuckles you provide, since original cross post was from compost heap
>to alt.groups, not vice versa.  Stay out of real world and real world will
>stay out of Talk.RDC.Bizarre 
>
>

Just becuase the posts originally came from carasso and therefore tb doesnt
mean that i have to be inlficted with republocrats arguing which candidate
is less of a dick-licking, ass-wiping yeast infection. Nor does this absolve
you of your responsibility to use your ganglia and edit t.b. out of the
newsgroups line, sperm rag. Kindly fuck off.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Arcane Knowledge)
Subject: Re: Drooling and Silverioing all over himself
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 20:53:30 GMT

In article <1992Jul27.153827.4484@mksol.dseg.ti.com> mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) writes:
*In article <nq9i4qc@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J
*Silverio) writes:
*>cj@eno.corp.sgi.com	C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
*>"I am going tomorrow where I shall find a man who has not one agreeable
*>quality, who has neither manner nor sense to recommend him.  Stupid men
*>are the only ones worth knowing, after all."   Jane Austen
*
*Well, I guess that's all the responses that are appropriate based on
*the original intelligence of the remarks.  All I can say is his .sig
*is appropriate; based on that reasoning, Jane Austen would have LOVED
*CJ.

Psst, Fred...come here!

I got something I want to clue you in on.  First, I want you to know you
may actually be right about something for once; Jane Austen most likely
would have loved CJ.  This connects with what I want ot tell you.

CJ is female.

Sorry, I couldn't help myself from spilling the beans.  I just wanted to 
have the supreme pleasure of making you look like a complete ass in front
of hundreds if not thousands of people.


Mark "How does she do it?" Lippert
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Carasso Fails The Turing Test
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 03:30:31 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

	Would You Like Fries With That?
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
| poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23425 alt.politics.bush:273 alt.politics.clinton:816
From: dsh@csl36h.csl.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: 26 Jul 92 15:25:11 GMT
Reply-To: dsh@csl36h.csl.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger)
Followup-To: alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Organization: North Carolina State University

In article <Brz73u.2AJ@wrs.com> string@wrs.com (String) writes:

>dsh@csl36h.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger) writes:

>> Please answer the question directly. Are you suggesting that black babies 
>> can be killed because they might grow up to become prison inmates? 

> Here it is AGAIN! If you READ the paragraph that follows, you WILL find 
> the answer you seek. 
> 
> I do not advocate killing anyone. 

I didn't accuse you of advocating killing. I'm asking you 
whether people can be allowed to kill black babies because 
they might grow up to become prison inmates. You do not
have to advocate killing to believe that other people 
should be allowed to kill. 

Why can't you answer the question directly? Is it that hard for you? 

>peace,
>string.


Doug Holtsinger
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Homophobia
Organization: Academie Anglaise
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 19:14:12 GMT

In article <nsb9dqk@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>
>I've always had a problem with hidebound straitjacketed thinkers,
>who act as if language were regulated by some kind of LOGICAL
>RIGID RULE SYSTEM.  Living languages aren't, they haven't ever, 
>and they won't.  Usage is language is usage.  

That doesn't mean that we can't refuse to accept change in the language.
Since usage is language, by refusing to use new words or phrases as they
begin to enter the language and refusing to recognize them as part of the
language, we ourselves can keep the language as static and unchanging as
we wish.  
--scott

   "If it's not in the OED, it's not a real word"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: djd33237@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Denny d'Alelio )
Subject: For those who live alone
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 19:45:28 GMT

When using the bathroom, do you close the door?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: words words words (was Homophobia)
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 14:16:31 GMT

In article <nuupd5g@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>
>rpwhite is right-- by refusing to use the UGLY ones, and using
>the handy cute ones, we can shape the language as we like.  
>"T*m*fr*m*" is a hideous word.  It is managerspeak.  It forces
>the speaker to ADD needless words, instead of omitting them.
>Compare "in the March t*m*fr*m*" with "in March".  I say we
>throw it back into the roiling polluted swamp that is our
>culture, and wait until it mutates more acceptably.

Attribution, please!
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Subject: Re: RFD, alt.wavey.davey.likes.it.up.the.butt
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:52:59 GMT

In <1992Jul20.234448.612@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:

>I'm requesting a discussion for the creation of
>alt.wavey.davey.likes.it.up.the.butt.  This group
>would be similar to a fan group, but with a slightly
>different bent to it.  The floor is open.  Discuss
>amongst yourselves.  Hell, go ahead and vote if you want.

Shouldn't we then have a 'likes.it.up.the.butt' heirarchy?

I RFD a re-org of alt.todd.green.likes.it.up.the.butt to
alt.likes.it.up.the.butt.todd.green so that we can then add
alt.likes.it.up.the.butt.wavey.davey
alt.likes.it.up.the.butt.mike.bur

(Don't forget:
alt.sets.followup.to.misc.test.mike.bur
)

-- 
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You all know that this stuff is my opinion, don't you?  Nothing to do with
GeoVision at all.  Honest!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wjm@sdf.lonestar.org (William J Middleton)
Subject: DLHUNTER II - return of disk space
Followup-To: rec.music.enya.puke.puke.pukeSender
Summary: Fewer Bugs!
Organization: sdf Public Access UNIX, Dallas--unrestricted free shell access
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 03:42:55 GMT


not bizarre, but an academic pursuit nonetheless.
now finding your favorites on alt.sources.

bILL
cjpeg those bloated gifs.
and 
keep :-0ing.


-- 
bILL
wjm@sdf.LoneStar.ORG
wake me up when its over.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: Leitmotifs for talk.bizarre
Organization: Logic Modelling Inc of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 20:52:22 GMT

In article <5727@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Lately I have found myself associating songs or melodies with certain
>t.b personalities and some of the dominant themes in the group.
>
>What about one for Rictus Hep?

	I'd like to nominate Frank Zappa's "Willie The Pimp" for Rictus' theme
	music.  The scene in "I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka" where the band follows
        the hero around, playing his theme music, comes to mind.  If this is un-
        suitable, perhaps "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" would be appropriate?
	Either one, executed by the Stanford Marching Band...

	- Larry "All heros got theme music" Huntley
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)
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        Beaverton,  OR            |            only gets in the way.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton