HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kludge@shepard.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Two hackers caught tapping into Boeing, federal computers
Date: 13 Nov 1992 19:46:26 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: shepard.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov13.191839.26957@ncar.ucar.edu> john@lightning.ofps.ucar.edu (John J. Allison) writes:
>In comp.security.misc:
>
>ddv@unix.brighton.ac.uk (Domenico De Vitto) writes:
>>Any org. that has a _root_ password in _a_ dictionary gets all it deserves.
>
>stehman%citron.cs.clemson.edu@hubcap.clemson.edu writes:
>>Would you like to require people to read c.s.m for a couple of months before
>>they're allowed to purchase a computer?
>
>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>Yes.
>>--scott
>
>How about t.b?

No.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 11 NOV 92 11:43:06    

In article <Nov11.070531.68955@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>, arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes...

>In article <10NOV199218461558@trentu.ca> jsautner@trentu.ca (Jeanette Sautner) writes:
>>>This morning the new `C&A Compliments' Catalogue arrived in the post. 
>>>The blue-eyed, blonde girl who models their underwear and stockings is
>>>delicious.  She looks as if she is about eighteen.  
>>
>>I am really curious as to why you find a woman "delicious".  Are you a 
>>cannibal?
>>
>Aren't you?  I thought everybody was.

Only in Wisconsin.
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Secret Service--Agents of Social Darwinism?
Date: 9 Nov 1992 17:19:29 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov7.164416.3752@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> tgpt_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Tom Guptill) writes:
>
>	Do the terms "SMTP", "NNTP" and "TELNET" have any meaning to you?

The question is if "lpd" and "automount" have any meaning.
--scott
   (still pissed at SGI)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: The greatest country in history
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 6 Nov 92 00:04:49 CST


In article <1dcn1fINNh21@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Last of the Dinosaurs") tells some blockhead:
> >
> >Maybe you ought to take your own advice, blockhead.
> 
> "Blockhead."
> 
> I never understood the attraction of that word.
> 
> I mean, "shithead" is clear.  "Fuckhead" is not, but pointed enough.
> "Dickhead" has pleasing double-entendres, but boils down to the same
> thing.
> 
> But "blockhead"?  What does it imply?  Where are the
> insinuations?  What do you see when you dream of blockheads?
> 
> For me, it's the wooden alphabet blocks I used in daycare.
> A selection of letters on each side, painted and relief-cut.
> As I recall I rather fancied the 'Z's.
> 
> It mounts on the neck with a swivel ball-and-socket joint.
> Full mobility.  You can switch the forward character with a
> quick push, a tug, a turn.
> 
> Like a Radius Pivot.
> 
> I must admit that I find the idea rather attractive.
> 
> Perhaps, in some future day, when prosthetic technology has
> advanced beyond its present primitive state, I too may become
> a blockhead.
> 
> c

I suspect that we have found that critical flaw in the algorithm
that clearly reveals Yarvin to be a replicant.

A real human, faced by the term "blockhead", would not ramble across
meadows of philosophical pablum, nattering about implications, insinuations,
double entendres, and prosthetics (possibly a Freudian slip implanted
by the designer?)

No, a real human being would have a clear, vivid, indubitable emotional
response: "YOU'RE A BLOCKHEAD, CHARLIE BROWN!!!!!!"

jkc (expecting one of those tire-homing torpedoes in tomorrow's email)
From: cs199aa@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short, shamefull confession
Date: 11 Nov 92 17:41:52 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego


At a party once, a girl came up to me and said,

"You know, you have a very interesting nose. You look like an
eagle."


Mark
(yes, this is true, and no, I didn't ask her out right there and
then.)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: towl fire - DON'T TRY THIS @ HOME!!
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 11 Nov 92 01:51:34 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.food.cooking

In rec.food.cooking, dw00@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DIANA WALSH) writes:

>    Don't know about towels igniting......
>
>            BUT DON'T *EVER* PUT YOUR PANTYHOSE IN THE MICRO
>            TO DRY -- THEY REALLY SMOLDER!!!!!!!!
>
>
>    
>-- 
>(:  .                .     .                    .                .
>    d   .        .   a      w    .           .    h  .          .     . >>
>        i   .    n               a    .     s          .   .
>           a                          l
>               Diana Walsh________________________________
>               |  Structural Stability Research Council  |
>               |      Fritz Engineering Laboratory       |

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Number 9: BUT...
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 13:30:03 GMT

The Colorado version passed. This is the kinder, gentler version, the
one that doesn't specifically bash homosexuality in the law but
makes it illegal to grant homosexuals such unfair special rights
such as equal protection under the law.

It took me several days to find this out.

And Bush thinks the Press is too liberal. Yeah. Right.

-T

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor)
Subject: Re: ssc 
Organization: Bell Atlantic NSI
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 13:54:57 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.163430.28604@walter.cray.com>, jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
> 
> about 70% of the things I want to post to t.b are aborted
> in fits of conscience.
Youve been reading the CHINESE NON DOCTOR ...good man

... oops I hit send instead of abort sorry
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: 5 Nov 1992 16:17:58 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov4.213053.5235@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>I want one of those five-foot-long body pillows to snuggle up against.
>

You can use mine, but you have to ask her first.
--scott
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: History repeats itself
Date: 9 Nov 92 11:41:27 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


`Scientists believe that intelligent life may have begun to evolve in
Australia.'

(From the ITN News on Friday 6 November.)


ahem.
I have no comment to make, I just like saying `Scientists believe that
intelligent life may have begun to evolve in Australia.'

origin-ally, Ken Johnson



-- 
                                  //// Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
Don't get off while it's moving. ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
                                ////                  E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
                               ////       Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: USENET groups I'd like to see created
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 02:18:51 GMT

[]
	alt.cave-newt.mdw

	soc.fuck.off.and.die 

	comp.frogs

	alt.fan.fan

	alt.rice

	alt.noodles

	alt.carbohydrates

	alt.drugs.caffeine

	news.mammals

	alt.sex.drugs.rock-n-roll

 	talk.bizarre.moderated

mdw
being inventive

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
From: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Reply-To: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 15:31:56 GMT



>Aren't you?  I thought everybody was.
>(I'd post a call for recipies, but I'm afraid you talk.bizzaros would take
>me seriously)


Post!

I am... I especially like toes.  Anybody have any converted recipes for Pigs 
Knuckles??
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: one line bio
Date: 10 Nov 92 12:07:40 GMT
Organization: Klavier im Fluss, Consulting Metaphysicians
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
(  In article <s21k3s0@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
 ) >---
(  >It's time for cj's bi-annual haircut.
 ) 
(  I know a fellow who does this.

There can't be that many fellows who cut cj's hair bi-annually, I suppose.

(  The other week, he looked like the Lubavitcher Rebbe...
 ) Today he resembles Marvelous Marvin Hagler.

Ah.  I see what you mean.  I have (um) receded to annual haircuts.  It helps
that I am almost bald, I suppose.  Once a year, usually about the beginning
of what passes for summer here, I have it shaved.  The beard is annual too.  
I start that in August and shave it off at Easter.  Generations of students 
on the one-year MSc course think that I have decided to shave my beard and   /
let my hair (the one that starts at the front and is combed back over the   /
top of my head) down just for their edification.  Egghead, egad.  Heh.     / g
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: RICTUS HEP A MAN OF WEALTH AND TASTE
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 15:29:23 GMT


He evades taxes out of spite. He only fucks mammals.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes)
Subject: Re: I'M SORRY (was Re: CALLING ALL RADIO TRANSMITTERS!)
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 19:31:26 GMT

(dave) writes:
>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>(dave) writes:
>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pale blue eyes) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Dave) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>put that put that put that up your wall.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>suspicion yourself, suspicion yourself; don't get caught.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>she should know, she's been there twice.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chronic town, poster torn, reaping wheel
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not only deadlier, but smarter too.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>it was 'round about midnight, eastern time ....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reason it could polish up the grey.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>... a two-headed cow
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>martyr misconstrued
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not everyone can carry the weight of the world.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pass the magic pillow underhead.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>eleven gallows on your sleeve
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>did we miss anything?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>we could gather, throw a fit.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>conversation fear!
>>>>>>>>>>>>could it be that one small voice doesn't count in the world?
>>>>>>>>>>>up the stairs, to the landing; up the stairs, into the hall.
>>>>>>>>>>tell now what is dreaming; when we try, listen with your eyes, oversimplify.
>>>>>>>>>a handshake is worthy, if it's all that you've got.
>>>>>>>>wrap your heels in bones of steel.
>>>>>>>the city on the river has a girl without a dream.
>>>>>>god-damn your confusion.
>>>>>if your friend took a fall, are you obligated to follow?
>>>>what will be your look this season?
>>>i thought i'd left you behind.
>>i fell by your bed once; i didn't want to tell you.
>but everybody else in town only wants to bring you down.
jefferson, i think we're lost.

-- 
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
<>   stephanie j. bartosz      sheph@wam.umd.edu       univ. of maryland  <> 
<>          "the only thing to fear is fearlessness." --r.e.m.            <>  
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: mindless conformity to fads
Date: 5 Nov 1992 15:42:59 GMT
Organization: inebriated finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1992Nov4.185308.14083@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>I started my first batch of homebrewed ale last night.
>
>Mark., eight pounds of malt is a little much for 5 gallons
>gooley@netcom.com

congratulations.

i suppose the aquarium's taken off the market.

AjD
malt (extract) or malt (grain)?
-- 
                      ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"The drazy hoops, the drazy hoops! It's the blimp! The blimp!" -- DvV
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: the FBI is after me, really
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 22:39:32 GMT

ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>Kevin Schnitzius writes:
>> Anything that attracts the attention of the FBI is immediately passed
>> directly to the IRS, who are well known for the torture practices that
>> they picked up Northern Iraq.

>Kevin dear, don't give away *all* my secrets, please!  I *am* so looking
>forward to becoming, er, better acquainted with Mr. Finerty!

You certain have peaked my interest but unfortunately, I was referring to 
the other IRS, for whom we make various computers that conveniently have
a backdoor password.

No taxes!  No fear of audits!  I'm freeeee!!!!!!   Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Ooops, the secret is out.  I guess I will have to curry some favors to
keep it quiet.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Whatever happened to ASK...
Keywords: -- ASK
Date: 11 Nov 92 03:31:06 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: i say kill bush
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 01:17:11 GMT

In <1992Nov11.181736.16160@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>In article <28006@castle.ed.ac.uk>, damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson) writes:
>> i want to take john major's head and bang it again and again
>> against the corner of a building until his head splits open
>> and then find a wall that has been pebble dashed and scrape
>> his head up and down the wall until he aint got no face left
>> and its just a lump of red bleeding jelly in my hand.
>> i want to take every one of the tory govermint an burn them alive.
>> damn rat bastards fuck them every last fucker. die.

>No, that's not what I meant. John Major is not the head of state.

That's correct.  John Major is a head of cabbage.
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: a retraction
Date: 5 Nov 1992 19:57:54 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1992Nov5.172328.3477@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu  
(big daddy hate box) writes:
> 
>
Hey Pat,

Did the guys in the trenchcoats get there that fast?

Must have been the .gif.
--
************************************************************************
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Advice for insomniacs
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 10 Nov 92 03:47:28 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.food
Keywords: rot13

		GERALD'S YUMMY HONEY MILK

Ingredients:

1 cup milk			1 tsp. honey

Directions:

Heat milk in microwave for 2 mins on MED-HIGH. (Make sure you have your
mother's permission to use the microwave). When it's done, add the honey
and stir. Makes one serving.

NOTE:	Chronic bed-wetters may want to half each ingredient.
NOTE 2:	Those of you who share beds may want to brush your teeth before
	retiring.

Gerald -(c) 1992
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 12 Nov 92 18:43:47 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO) writes:

>I thought this was funny....

At first glance, I thought the subject line read:
     Re: Have you lamented a Fnord lately?

rp -- a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal[tm]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris)
Subject: Re: History repeats itself
Organization: Electrical Engineering, University of Canterbury, New Zealand
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 20:21:34 GMT

In article <7868@skye.ed.ac.uk>, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> 
> `Scientists believe that intelligent life may have begun to evolve in
> Australia.'
> 
> (From the ITN News on Friday 6 November.)
> 
> 
> ahem.
> I have no comment to make, I just like saying `Scientists believe that
> intelligent life may have begun to evolve in Australia.'
> 
> origin-ally, Ken Johnson

And it hasn't progressed at all since!
-- 

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm schitzophrenic and so am I."
Cosmik Debris
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: POEM
Keywords: Data's Poetry
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 16:24:40 GMT

In <74700@hydra.gatech.EDU> gt4278b@prism.gatech.EDU (Jensulu) writes:

>I liked it.  But then, I go to Tech, so what do I know about poetry?

He posted to misc.test, and set his followup to r.a.startrek.  That's
so weird.  Had to have been automatic, I guess.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Government is sanctioned violence.
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: space
Date: 4 Nov 92 22:22:19 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology,misc.test,alt.cascade
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

In article <Bx7FJJ.Bw@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>In article <47g1_9@rpi.edu> zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu (Zed) writes:

>   Music is the space between the notes.
>Worms are the space between John Cage.
Kibo is the space between the pixels on your screen.

-- 
            DON'T  LET  _K_I_B_O  IMMANENTIZE  THE INTERNET !!@@!
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mr Orc, computer killer at large.
Date: 13 Nov 92 04:24:38 GMT
Organization: Cornell Theory Center

In article <1992Nov12.204332.13876@vpnet.chi.il.us> orc@vpnet.chi.il.us (david parsons) writes:
>"Processor:   80486
> Coprocessor: none" Sez the computer.
>
>  So, well, I've just performed a successful mathecomy on my 486 box.
>  I wonder if I should add it to my resume.

Or it could be that your machine is a 486sx and you never knew it before.
Goddamn flaky chips they're putting out these days.

mdw
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Overheard (pt. 10)
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 15:47:29 GMT

In <1992Nov5.043020.20354@yang.earlham.edu> davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Excitable Boy) writes:


>   Tutor:  What about particle/wave duality aren't you clear about?

Good Lord.  An opening line for the ages.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Government is sanctioned violence.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: anothershortposttotakeupyourlife
Organization: Cappo Ferra 6
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 08:07:01 GMT

the only people really worth pissing off are the ones
who think they're oh-so-much-more-clever than you


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: bye for a few days
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:06:15 GMT

In article <1992Nov7.003107.14482@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>well, i'm off to santa fe until the 12th for a meeting. hope i'm not
>intercepted at the airport. i'm sure there will be some nifty messages
>waiting for me when i return. hope you all have a good weekend and a good
>first part of the week. if anyone hears something e-mail me. later,
>								pat

You IDIOT! Now the spooks that have been trailing you know EXACTLY where you
are. It's been great knowing, er, making fun of you, dude. 

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Quatloos
Date: 10 Nov 1992 03:46:40 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <BxH4At.M6H@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>In article <1dkmvkINNm8m@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>|> In article <BxF9C3.4I0@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>|> >
>|> >The 'Yarvin'.
>|> 
>|> Well, you've got to admit it sure beats the shit out of "HWRMNMBSOL."
>
>Curtis, I sense that you have taken offense.

"Joke, boy.  Joke."

As a historical note these words were first uttered by Texan 
Charles G. Peewit to the Indian warrior and shaman Red Grass.
Mr. Peewit's bones are on display in the Austin Natural History
Museum, where they can be seen along with the remains of his
primitive squirt-flower device.

c
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37488 rec.humor:33436 alt.postmodern:2675 alt.good.news:1029 alt.cascade:3145
From: seibel@acsu.buffalo.edu (Philip A. Seibel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,alt.postmodern,alt.good.news,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Date: 10 Nov 92 14:44:05 GMT
Organization: UB

6168aa@gmuvax.gmu.edu writes:

>In article <1992Oct29.231251.9101@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au>, cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
>> In article <Bwvrz6.JH1@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>>
>>>In article <1992Oct28.204917.9357@mcs.anl.gov> peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM) writes:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE,
>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>>> 
>>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>>I don't understand - what the fuck?
>> HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
> My daddy drives a Chevy.  (TRUCK!!)  "Watch the beat!!"
This certainly sounds like good news to me!!!
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