From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marriage
Date: 23 Jan 1993 21:25:06 GMT
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In article
(it's a secret)
the only meetch i find appealing says:

>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) turns the red-blooded guys on:
well, i was hoping i could turn the
green, blue, purple and orange-blooded guys
on as well: what am i doing wrong?

>>In article <1jmhea$t8v@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) 
>>whom i've never met but who can feel free to email me, says loquaciously:
>I'm sorry, email doesn't use enuff bandwidth.  And anyway, wot's lockwa,
>erm.. locua.. umm that last word mean ?
it means terribly sexy, that's what.

>>>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes.. well she just writes!
>>damn straight i do.
>Good.  I hate goin' 'round in circles all the time.
why?  i sort of like the pleasant
feeling of dizziness and nausea one
gets from whirling wildly around in circles..
but i digress.

>>>She's baaaaaaack!
>>hee hee...i've got a front as well, which you will probably
>>find much more pleasing (well, i can't say that, i don't know
>>what your particular perversions are)
>Whatever takes yer fancy dearie, so long as it takes mine!
well, i like it on top, and on bottom, up down and
all around...i'm sure we could  find something
to please the both of us...

>>>>geeble 
>>>>beeble
>>>>geeble
>>>Uh oh, she's lost it again.  Call the white truck!
>>oh, no, darling, i've not lost anything, except my panties...i'm
>>all the time losing those...would you like to help me find them?
>>(i won't put them on right away..)
>Look down.  No, lower.. that's right, around yer ankles.  No wonder
>it took ya so long to get back 'ere.
yeah, i couldn't figure it out.  i mean, i would take a short
step and there would be something *yanking* at my legs.
it was a nightmare! <sob>


>>>>>> Eric aka Sorry to interrupt, but didn't you do this in October and/or November?
>>>>>Gina aka no, Eric, we didn't and yes, Jester, but only if I get a huge
>>>>OB>church wedding with Ratboy, Sprooney (where is he anyway?),
>>>>leather aka so is this going to be a polyamourous 
>>>>relationship?
>>>Meetch aka I'd say it would if I could wrap my tongue around it.
>>ooh, well, feel free to wrap your tongue around me any day, dear.
>It's a darter, not a wrapper.  After all, who's not into snakes here eh?
ooh, i love snakes.  but not rat snakes, of course...
darters are More Fun.

>>>>leather aka may i join in the fun?
>>>Meetch aka Most certainly.  Choose yer toys!
>>oh, we can use my toys or yours, or both: i'm sure you have a 
>>lovely toybox.
>Oooh yes luv.  It's big and it's made of wood, and it's big and it's got
>glue and nails holding it together.  Did I mention that it's big?
excuse me?  oh, i'm sorry, i wasn't listening to what
you were saying, i was staring at
your huge toybox...


>>>>leather aka or can i just be the flowerperson?  i'll throw roses.
>>>Meetch aka Not with them petals on 'em you're not!  You could poke
>>>           somebody's eye out wif it!
>>leather aka you're right, i'll throw condoms, that should be
>>safer
>Meetch aka But first, let's fill 'em with jelly! *wink wink*
leather aka i prefer lemon curd.