From: scotth@hoshi.corp.sgi.com (Scott Henry)
Newsgroups: fj.rec.animation
Subject: Green Hair and Horns (forwarded)
Date: 22 Jul 92 15:40:48 GMT
Distribution: fj

I saw this on rec.arts.anime and thought that the members of this
mailing list who don't regularly read the newsgroup would be
interested.

        \\scott <scotth@sgi.com>

>>In rec.arts.anime article <SCOTTH.92Jul20200025@hoshi.corp.sgi.com> you wrote:
>>> Wonderfull! This should be sent to the Urusei-Yatsura mailing list. If
>>> you can't do it, may I have permission to? (If Mark Crispin doesn't
>>> beat me too it...).
>>
>>*******************
>>
>>Sure, cross-post away.  And say hello to Mark, too.

> From: ekouba@afit.af.mil (Eric T. Kouba)
> Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
> Subject: Green Hair and Horns
> Message-ID: <1992Jul17.020337.15017@afit.af.mil>
> Date: 17 Jul 92 02:03:37 GMT
> Sender: news@afit.af.mil
> Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
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Green Hair and Horns
Idea by Wade Wiles
Written by Eric Kouba

pg 3   I am Lum.
pg 5   I am Lum.
pg 7   Lum I am.

pg 9   That Lum-I-am!  That Lum-I-am!
       I do not like that Lum-I-am!

pg 10  Will you kiss green hair and horns?

pg 12  I will not kiss you, Lum-I-am.
       I will not kiss green hair and horns.

pg 14  Would you kiss me here or there?

pg 16  I would not kiss you here or there.
       I like girls with curly red hair.
       I will not kiss green hair and horns.
       I will not kiss you, Lum-I-am.

pg 19  Would you kiss me in a house?
       Would you kiss me near a mouse?

pg 20  I will not kiss you in a house.
       I like girls who wear a blue blouse.
       I like girls on bikes in the air.
       I like girls with curly red hair.
       I will not kiss green hair and horns.
       I will not kiss you, Lum-I-am.

pg 22  Would you kiss me in a box?
       Would you kiss me near a fox?

pg 24  Not in a box.  Not near a fox.
       I like girls behind doors with locks.
       I prefer girls on bikes in air.
       I prefer girls with long red hair.
       I will not kiss green hair and horns.
       I will not kiss you, Lum-I-am.

pg 26  Would you?  Could you?  In a car?
       Kiss me!  Kiss me!  Here we are.

pg 27  I would not, could not, in a car.

pg 28  You may like me.  You will see.
       You may kiss me in a tree!

pg 30  I would not, could not, in a tree.
       I like girls who live by the sea.
pg 31  I like girls as strong as an ox.
       I like girls behind doors with locks.
       I like girls who own an ice house.
       I like girls who wear a blue blouse.
       I like girls on bikes in the air.
       I like girls with curly red hair.
       I will not kiss green hair and horns.
       I will not kiss you, Lum-I-am.

pg 33  A train!  A train!  A train!  A train!
       Could you, would you, on a train?

pg 34  Not on a train!  Not in a tree!
       I like girls who set spirits free!
       I prefer girls strong as an ox.
       I prefer girls behind door locks.
       I like girls who wear a blue blouse.
       I like girls who own an ice house.
       I like girls on bikes in the air.
       I like girls with curly red hair.
       I will not kiss green hair and horns.
       I will not kiss you, Lum-I-am.

pg 36  Say!  In the dark?  Here in the dark!
       Would you, could you, in the dark?

pg 37  I would not, could not, in the dark.

pg 38  Would you, could you, in the rain?

pg 39  I would not, could not, in the rain.
       I want girls for my harem to gain.
       I like girls who set spirits free.
       I like girls who live by the sea.
       Own an ice house.  Strong as an ox.
       Wear a blue blouse.  Behind door locks.
       I like girls on bikes in the air.
       I like girls with curly red hair!

pg 40  You will not kiss green hair and horns?

pg 41  I will not kiss you, Lum-I-am.

pg 42  Could you, would you, near a goat?

pg 43  I would not, could not, near a goat!

pg 44  Would you, could you, on a boat?

pg 46  I could not, would not, on a boat.
       I like girls with corsets, please note.
       I want girls who do not cause pain.
       I want girls for my harem to gain.
       I like girls who set spirits free!
       I like girls who live by the sea!
       I prefer girls strong as an ox.
       I prefer girls behind door locks.
       I like girls who own an ice house.
       I like girls who wear a blue blouse.
       I like girls on bikes in the air.
       I like girls with curly red hair!
pg 49  I will not kiss green hair and horns!
pg 50  I will not kiss you, Lum-I-am.

pg 53  You will not kiss me.  So you say.
       Kiss me!  Kiss me!  And you may.
       Kiss me and you may, I say.

pg 54  Lum!  If you will let me be,
       I will kiss you.  You will see.
pg 59  Say!  I like green hair and horns!
       I do!  I like you, Lum-I-am!
       I must kiss girls who's names I wrote.
       And kiss girls with corsets, please note...
pg 60  And kiss girls who do not cause pain.
       And all in my harem again.
       And kiss girls who set spirits free.
       And kiss girls who live by the sea!
pg 61  I must kiss girls strong as an ox.
       And kiss girls behind doors with locks.
       And kiss girls who own an ice house.
       And kiss girls who wear a blue blouse.
       And kiss girls on bikes in the air.
       And kiss girls with curly red hair!
pg 62  I do so like green hair and horns!
       Thank you!  Thank you, Lum-I-am!
pg 63  Hey!  What have I been saying all this time?
       "Green hair and horns" and "Lum-I-am" don't rhyme.

pg 64  Darling no baka!
       Darling no baka!
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