HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: ==> FOR SALE: Trigger to Midi interface, PG1000 Programmer
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 00:46:12 GMT

In rec.music.makers and rec.music.marketplace, 
pixel@cbnewse.cb.att.com (william.j.sequeira) advertises:
>
>        ....... ... ..........                            ......  
>       ..... .... .... .......  William J. Sequeira       ......  
>      .... .....   ..... .....  pixel@ihlpe.att.com       ......  
>     .... .....     ..... ....  (708) 979.8448            ......  
>     .... ....       .... ....                            ......  
>     .... ...         ... ....  AT&T Bell Laboratories    ......  
>     ..... .           . .....  200 Park Plaza            ......  
>     ....... ......... .......  Naperville, IL 60566-7050 ......  
>     .......... ... ..........  U.S.A.                    .....   
>

Mr. Sequeira deals a fatal blow to the world's supply of periods.


-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd sj nec com
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From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Ernie
Date: 27 Aug 92 19:31:36 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

From the hallowed halls of alt.tv.muppets:

In article <15164@umd5.umd.edu>, walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson) writes:

  [a lot of poorly-spelled speculation on why Sesame Street was so
weird]

>
>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>|\||/ A Punkie (tm) | 
>|(o-) Qickie-.sig!  |
>| /\                |
>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>walrus@bessel.umd.edu 

Fairly standard icky border, bizarre pic, but the part I like: out
of six words, one is misspelled.

And that thing doesn't look _anything_ like Punky Brewster.

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Did I mention the roughly forty quoted lines?)
-- 
  "Windle shook his head sadly. Five      | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
exclamation marks, the sure sign of an    |  [Not a UCSD employee]
insane mind."                             |
     --Terry Pratchett, _Reaper Man_      |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Tao of Programming
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 01:20:27 GMT

acs@csri.toronto.edu (Alvin Chia-Hua Shih) writes:
[entire posting included for completeness' sake]
>This is actually a book that is protected under copyright law!

>ACS
>-- 
> ___ ___ ___ ______________________________________________________________
>|   |   | __|      Democracy is not a way of getting better solutions.     |
>| - | --|__ |           It's just a way to spread the blame.               |
>|_|_|___|___|______________________________________________________________|
>Alvin_C._Shih____________________acs@csri.utoronto.ca______________________|

Any guesses what this guy's initials are?

-- 
Paul Tomblin
I'm still waiting for the Meach to make me do it.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Society
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 13:19:26 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

alt.cult-movies serves up another double whopper (home of the Burger King)
for us. Let's open up the menu and see what delicious morsels they have
to tempt our jaded palettes. Article <1992Sep1.104434.26882@fwi.uva.nl> sees
Usenetter (in the very loosest sense) welter@fwi.uva.nl (Richard Welter)
.sig:
> 
> >Yngve K. Raustein		| ``We use choicest juicy chunks of fresh 
> >362 Memorial Drive		| Cornish ram's bladder, emptied, steamed, 
> >Cambridge, MA 02139		| flavoured with sesame seeds whipped into a 
> >617-225-7343 			| fondue and garnished with lark's vomit.''
>                                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Hmmm, tastes great :)
>

Well its a starter of commented Python quotation, served with a side order
of tab damage and a tasty relish of improobably named poster. This is all
jolly good, but rather bland. We felt the chef d'jour could have enlivened
the whole dish by concentrating more on the presentation. We missed the
delicate hint of barphic, which would have set the dish off to a tee.
Nevertheless, we felt that this was an adequate, workmanly start to the
meal. With baited breath we awaited the maitre'd who quickly served us up
the main dish...
 
> -- 
> *                         X      Computer Science                   /        *
> *    Richard J. Welter   |X|  University of Amsterdam           \  /         *
> *                         X                                     CIAmiga      *
> *      "Marshmallows! Ben, where are those hickory sticks?!"  - Jerry        *

Now this really did perform. The side-dishes of fresh European asterisk
border was quite excellent. Subtle, refined, in the best traditions of
nouvelle cuisine: all presentation, no content. The partial address
d'escargot was a minor miracle of culinary art, while the sumptuous
quotation that rounded off the whole course was simply exquisite in its
ridiculous anonymity and triviality.

The main substance of the meal, these splendid trimmings aside, was the
central X-border motif, and the really remarkable CIompressed Amiga check.
This was one of the most finely executed pieces that I have had the good
fortune to examine. The sheer craftsmanship involved is beyond compare.
Wonderful.

And, as the piece de resistence, the whole effigy entered the 80 column
club. Truly a dish to recommend to your friends and aquaintances. We are
proud to award it five black stars, wear them proudly, mon ami!

                            *  *  *  *  *

-- 
Dan "michelin" Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: dartmouth.alt.warlord,alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: More info on Gundam 0083 The Movie
Keywords: Gundam 0083
Date: 26 Aug 92 00:01:02 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <3v#nmjp.albertw@netcom.com> albertw@netcom.com (Albert Wong) writes:
>-- 
>+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
>| Albert Wong                                                               |
>+-------------------------------------+-------------------------------------+
>| Internet       : albertw@netcom.com | Compu$erve : 72657,2103		    |
>| America Online : Al Wong            | Prodigy    : WJTM10B		    |
>| Genie          : A.Wong7            | Fidonet    : Albert Wong @ 1:125/2  |
>+-------------------------------------+-------------------------------------+
>|                        "I am...the email otaku!"                          |
>+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+

Looks like Al is paying up the but for his e-mail.  Too bad he had to subject
his sig to the same treatment.  Tab damage and all.

"I am...the sig otaku!" "Gesundheit"

C Squared                                           I made The Meach do it
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
Distribution: world,icl
Subject: Re: Crossing Accidents...
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.14 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 01:31:25 +0000

In article <urf.714727528@sw2001> urf@icl.se (Urban F) writes:

>rl@ferris.cray.com (Randy Lambertus) signs:
[ASCII rendition of Budd diesel railcar deleted]
>
>Awfully tiny wheels, that don't even reach the rails, don't you think?
>-- 
> Urban Fredriksson urf@icl.se (Or: n.g.u.fredriksson.swe2001@oasis.icl.co.uk)

Hah ! You have barely scratched at the rich vein of ASCII trains that is
to be found in rec.railroad ...

[Tries and fails to resist the urge to include his own former rec.r sig]
>      __________________________________________________________________
>     /|  |  __    ______   _________________               _    __  |  |\
>  __/_|__| |  |  |      | |                 | GREAT GABLE | |  |  | |__|_\__
> |         |  |  |      | |_________________|             | |  |  |         |
> | =  D4   |  |  |______|                                 |_|  |  |   D4  = |
> | =       |__|                                                |__|       = |
> |__________________________________________________________________________|
>(=|                       | |         |          | |                       |=)
>  \_______________________| \_________|__________/ |_______________________/
>    \_/  \__/  \__/  \__/                            \__/  \__/  \__/  \_/


Nick Leverton
-- 
X400:   I=NJ/S=Leverton/OU=MDN0402/O=ICL/P=ICL/A=Gold 400/C=GB
UKnet:  N.J.Leverton@mdn0402.wins.icl.co.uk
MHSrelay: N.J.Leverton@mdn0402.icl.icl.gold-400.gb
Email:  N.J.Leverton.mdn0402@oasis.icl.co.uk
OP:     N.J.Leverton.mdn0402@op.oasis.icl.co.uk
ICLnet: N.J.Leverton.mdn0402@dsbc.icl.co.uk
CIX:    nleverton@cix.compulink.co.uk
Internet: anyone@warren.demon.co.uk
Rabbit: warren@demon.co.uk
UUCP:   leveret@spuddy

More addresses than most frosh  |  I'm NOT making this up, you know.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: csolar@bcarhb6BNR.CA (Christopher Solar)
Subject: Pedals
Organization: Bell-Northern Research
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 20:24:58 GMT

Now this is technically not a .sig that I'm presenting here, but the tab damage
is just too good to pass up:

In rec.bicycles, stuart@lorelei.ece.drexel.edu (Peter Toich) writes:

> Hi,
> not sure if this is the right bike group to post but bear with me.  About
> three weeks ago I bought clips for my bike pedals.  Since then I have been
> doing alot of riding (training for the MS 150) and I have been getting a pain
> in my left foot on the outside edge where foot curves out.
>
>                         [[[[  - toes
>     here - [[[[[
>                     [[[   - left foot
>                         [[[
>                         [[[
>
> Could this be caused by the clips?  Perhaps because of the new foot position.
> Are there differences in clips that change the foot position?  Any suggestions
> including types of clips that would be better would be appreciated.
>
> Thanxs is advance.
>
> Pete Toich

Well no wonder his foot hurts. It's been sliced into four pieces...and one of his toes is missing. All I can think of is that he's put the clips on sideways and his feet are getting caught in the gears.

Not one to disappoint with a weak finish, Pete signs off with:

> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
> email stuart@lorelei.ece.drexel.edu
>
> "If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."  -  Rush
> _________________________________________________________________________

Go figure.
-- 
Christopher Solar        Bell-Northern Research Ltd.           (613) 763-2862
"Lady, It's Bingo. You can't cheat at bingo. If I could, I would, but I can't.
I'm just lucky -- lucky to be in a town full of losers."  -Satan in Highway 61
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: A journalist speaks on media bias
Date: 28 Aug 92 14:34:37 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <1992Aug26.162745.2985@samba.oit.unc.edu> Chuck.Lavazzi@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Chuck Lavazzi) writes:
>
>Chuck
>No .sig, no frills, no foolin'
>
>
>--
>   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
>     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
>        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
>           internet:  bbs.oit.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80

	Chuck, baby, you'd better get that sysadmin to check out yer posting
service!

	Unless, of course, he actually typed that in by hand...

						Steve. (no .sig here!)

--
***********
***********
***     ***
***
***********
***********
        ***
***     ***
***********
***********		hm.  apparently I lied.
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Published Defense of the Simpsons
Date: 31 Aug 92 16:40:36 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <1992Aug28.040839.22406@wariat.org> sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol) writes:
>-- 
>***  **  ** | The Tiny Software Co.  23707 Glenhill  Cleveland OH 44122
> *  *   *   | Steve Sobol * President * sjsobol@tiny.com or tiny!sjsobol 
> *   *  *   | Alternate addresses: sjsobol@wariat.org or ag510@po.cwru.edu
> *    * *   | Disclaimer: I *AM* the Tiny Software Company. 
> *  **   ** | **Welcome to Ohio, the Land of the Orange Construction Barrel**

	I'd ask to be on the mailing list if only...

***  **  ** |   ** *** *** *   * ***    **   *   **    *   *
 *  *   *   |  *    *  *   *   * *     *    * *  * *  * *  *
 *   *  *   |   *   *  **   * *  **     *  *   * **  *   * *
 *    * *   |    *  *  *    * *  *       *  * *  * *  * *  *
 *  **   ** |  **   *  ***   *   ***   **    *   **    *   ***

**  **  ***  ** * **  *** *   * *** | The Tiny Software Co 23707 Glenhill 44212
* * * * *   *   * * * *   **  *  *  | sjsobol@tiny.com or tiny!sobol or
**  **  **   *  * * * **  * * *  *  | sjsobol@wariat.org or ag510@po.cwru.edu
*   **  *     * * * * *   *  **  *  | Disclaimer: I *AM* Tiny!
*   * * *** **  * **  *** *   *  *  | Ohio, Land of 32-pt. Asterisk-Roman

	Yeah!
--
Steve Buffum           | Nothing exceeds like excess.
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu | -- unattributed quote #37
From: johny@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Lord Yak Da Hairy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [alt.config] Re: ALT.PROSTITUTES
Date: 2 Sep 92 22:12:20 GMT
Organization: The Devastating Rear Shot, Inc.

In article <i8wgqB5w165w@cyberden.uucp> moon!cyberden!jwlhyfer@well.sf.ca.us writes:
>__________________________________________________________________________
>   |       /         |\
>   | H E   \ Y B E R |/ E N       [ moon!cyberden!jwlhyfer@well.sf.ca.us ]

Remarkable, the way he manages to integrate the BUAF and the horizontal
line. Wish I'd thought of it myself.

(Oh, hang on. Is that an E-MAIL address or a UUCP address? I'm so
confused. Why didn't he TELL us?)

-- John Yeates (Lord Yak Da Hairy) ---------------- johny@cogs.susx.ac.uk --
-- ...THIS definitely takes, eats and shits the cake. - allane@unsw.oz.au --
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Penthouse
Date: 1 Sep 92 20:21:25 GMT
Organization: UB

In rec.sport.pro-wrestling ("Girls just wanna have fun"!), 
<1992Aug17.155851.21328@specialix.co.uk> kamal@specialix.co.uk (Kamal Mortoza) 
signs enigmatically:


>Kamal
>
>-- 
>
>
>=============================================================================
>			|


Come on, Nik!  What did you do with the rest of it?

I *like* it!  Really.

--jm
                  -=<*meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu*>=-
       The older woman flirts with a self-controlled awareness
        which can make her assaults much more deadly than the
             blind rushes of the young.  -- Iris Murdoch
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: vi (cut and paste)
Keywords: vi
Date: 25 Aug 92 17:45:28 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <1992Aug25.160546.8353@cbnewsc.cb.att.com> woods@cbnewsc.cb.att.com (Warren D. Swan) writes:
>
>Warren D. Swan  (WooDS)   Y n n ____ ___#_   You can't tell which way a train
>AT&T Bell Laboratories   -(((((([__]/_____]   went by looking at the tracks.
>Naperville, Illinois     /o-OOOOO~~  oo oo
>att!ho1focus!woods    #####################  FRISCO 1630 Decapod (2-10-0) @ IRM

You can't tell what the barphic is by reading the lame quote.

C Squared                                           I made The Meach do it
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland)
Subject: Re: mecheditor -where is it
Followup-To: alt.sources
Organization: University of Tromsoe
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 17:10:59 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.090233.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au>, c9036991@cc.newcastle.edu.au (UNFORGETTABLE ... IN EVERY WAY . AND FOREVERMORE .. THATS HOW WELL STAY) writes:

Just left that line for you all to saviour...

|> -- 
|> 
|> 
|> 	This is just a test .sig
|> 	I suppose i should make it bigger, but i cant be bothred.
|> 	All the ideas expressed are mine and therefore MUST be correct
|> 	I will allow you to be wrong in your ignorance however.
|> 
|> 	C9036991@wombat.newcastle.edu.au 
|> 	C9036991@cc.newcasl.edu.au

Original.

Creative use of whitespace, speling errors[sic.], pretty good disclaimer,
and all the email adresses you'll ever need to get in touch (if that seems
interesting). With a few years of growth in good earth and tended to with
plenty of manure and wet, cold water, it _just_ _might_ grow into a large
and strong and nearly incontrollable .sig

Really.

PS! Notice the great absence of emoticons DS.
-- 
//Tom Grydeland(tomg@stud.cs.uit.no)._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._
|A._| . . ._| | |_._._. . ._|_._._._._. ._|_. ._ _._. ._| | . ._|_. | . ._._. |
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Title vs. registration in NY state
In-reply-to: cjc@casbah.acns.nwu.edu's message of Mon, 31 Aug 1992 18:52:17 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 14:10:23 EDT

In article <1992Aug31.185217.26030@news.acns.nwu.edu> cjc@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Christopher Chen) writes:

>--
>Christopher J. Chen  cjc@nwu.edu  (708) 491-4109  (708) 491-3824 fax
>Academic Computing and Network Services, Northwestern University
>"I understand too little too late. I realize there are some things you say and 
> do you can never take back. But what would you be if you didn't even try. You 
> have to try. So after a lot of thought, I'd like to reconsider.  Please, if 
> it's not too late, make it a *cheese*burger."
>					-- Lyle Lovett, "Here I Am"
>-- 
>Christopher J. Chen  cjc@nwu.edu  (708) 491-4109  (708) 491-3824 fax
>Academic Computing and Network Services, Northwestern University
>"I understand too little too late. I realize there are some things you say and 
> do you can never take back. But what would you be if you didn't even try. You 
Sorry, we're all out of cheeseburgers. How about cheesey signatures? I
think we have about one and a half of them left. Big ones, too. Bargain.

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: News flash: C squared declared dweeb!
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 26 Aug 92 01:02:43 GMT

The President took time out of his tour of Florida today to comment on another
disaster. "Frosh. Hate 'em. (They) Don't know when to shut up."

In similar news this week's "Monkey-see, Monkey-do" prize was awarded to
C squared.  "Well, I'm told I won it mostly for changing the followup line a
few too many times, trying to make Jo Meachum into James Perry and reducing
alt.fan.warlord into my own private box of kitty litter the past few days." 
was the response earlier.

Not having an original thought in his head during for weeks helped
nominate him for this for this special award, but regular followers of the net
knew they had a dweeb on their hands just looking at the name.

Disk space demand went up today as killfiles around the world grew by
one more name...


--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: ejo@kaja.gi.alaska.edu (Eric J. Olson)
Subject: Re: Code to play bosses in SF2 for SNES??
Organization: Citizens for Boysenberry Jam Fans
	<1992Aug26.045936.15462@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>
	<1992Aug26.085447.8290@leela.cs.orst.edu>
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 23:50:32 GMT

If the sig wasn't bad enough, it was a
followup-the-whole-article-with-one-line-of-commentary post.

In article <1992Aug26.085447.8290@leela.cs.orst.edu> hartja@atlantis.CS.ORST.EDU (-= Souther N. =-) writes:

><\_________________________________________________________________________/>
>/ \  hartja@jacobs.cs.orst.edu   .    SNES will be King of the Universe   / \
>\ /  Souther N. / Jason Hart,    .   with the MD as Queen and the PCE as  \ /
>/ \  Corvallis, Oregon  97330    .   the best court gesture in the land.  / \
>\ /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ /
>/ \  "Asphinctorsaiswhat?" / Wayne Campbell     /X/    "Bite me!" / Drac  / \
>\ /  "We...working...200 units...over a fifth overheated" / Lawrence Chiu \ /
>/ \  "Beware all you UserNet dweebs - the Quartermann is watching" / ???  / \
>\ /_______________________________________________________________________\ /
></                                                                         \>
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Monty Python's 3-sided ?
Date: 1 Sep 92 04:32:28 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In alt.folklore.urban:

In article <9224513.29258@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>,
rjlov@ecr.mu.oz.au (Richard J. Lovejoy) writes:
>
>	There _is_ a Monty Python three sided record, as well as multiple
>sided records with the calling of a horse race: ie there is a different
>result each time.


And you can just imagine the joy that afu'rs feel at finding this
out! After all, it's only the eighteen MILLIONTH TIME THIS MONTH!
He's only responding to a SARCASTIC REFERENCE TO THIS!

I say, give a point (or several) to whoever caused Mr. Lovejoy
("Lovejoy?") to followup.

Anyway, he signs:

>|---------------------------------------------------------|      ///
>| Richard Lovejoy, Sci/Elec Eng, Melbourne Uni, Australia |     ///
>| Email: rjlov@ecr.mu.oz.au or rjlov@munagin.ee.mu.oz.au  | \\\///
>|---------------------------------------------------------|  \XX/

Border, three-level Amiga check, two Email addresses, kindly
labelled as "Email", and FOUR abbreviations.

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Plus, he's not American so people can make snide comments along
the lines of "What is it with these . . .")
-- 
  "Windle shook his head sadly. Five      | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
exclamation marks, the sure sign of an    |  [Not a UCSD employee]
insane mind."                             |
     --Terry Pratchett, _Reaper Man_      |
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Here's the latest...
Date: 3 Sep 92 10:38:51 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.fan.letterman, <182perINN7lq@overload.lbl.gov> prem@prem.lbl.gov 
(Shirdi R. Prem) begins the work of improving Michael R Conners' .sig:

>In article <1992Sep2.160444.15766@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> mconners@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Michael R Conners) writes:

>
>>:  Michael R. Conners              : Remember: The last time a Democrat was  :
>>:  THE Ohio State University       : in the White House we had double-digit  :
>>:  College of Business             : inflation and disco...                  :
>
>				    ...........................................
>				    : And once we put the Republicans there,  :
>				    : we got a 13-digit deficits and Rap..... :
>				    : Is that better ????                     :
>				    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>	Prem!

Well. . . one out of two isn't bad!

--jm
                        -=<+meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu+>=-
  "Don't you think that's totally spam?  It's lubricated!  Well, I'm phasing."
                                                       -- Calvin, 9/2/92 --
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord