From: comptec92055@camins.camosun.bc.ca
Subject: RE:RE:Candian Humor
Organization: Camosun College
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 02:18:26 GMT


>Why do Canadians like to do it doggy style?

>1) So the man has a place to put his beer.
>2) That way they can both watch Hockey Night In Canada.

	hehehehe I will say that we do drink a hell of a lot of beer ... and 
about the women part, how else do we keep warm in the winter.  I mean with the 
400 mile and hour winds up here, it gets kinda chilly in the old igloo. 

>How do you spell Canada?

>C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?

Or just spell it like Muloonie, "huh?"

>Why did the Canadian cross the road?

>To get to the factory outlet mall.
>(viz. Niagara Falls, USA)

Well, lets put it this way, if shit were to become valuable in Canada, the 
poor would be born without assholes.

>How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>Four to form a Parliamentary study group to recommend ways to solve the problem,
>one Native to complain that Native Canadians have been excluded from the study
>group, one Quebecer to complain that I didn't bother to translate this joke into
>frog-speak, one to go over to Cheektowaga, NY (home of lots of Polish-Americans
>and the Walden Galleria shopping mall) to actually get a new light bulb and 
>not declare it at the border, one to collect taxes on the whole process, and a
>last one to get beer for them all to drink and watch hockey with afterwards.

Hey, you know how the Candian democratic system (doesn't) works better than 
a few Canadian politians we could all name ...

Well then, here is a few more joke, Canadian and others....

The Bunga Joke -
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	There were three men flying over the Amazon jungle and the plane was 
experienceing technical difficulties, so they had to make an emergency 
landing.  They landed in the inhuman part of the Amazon.  The three men were 
all alone, the pilot had died horribly, so the men decided to try and survive 
and get out, so they grabbed their guns and went hunting for something to eat, 
in order to survive.  They were about 10 minutes away from the crash site when 
a whole tribe of natives appeared from no where, and said:

"You are tresspassing.  (yes, they spoke english)  You are not allowed here.  
You must come with us to receive punishment from our Cheif Stanley."

	Well, they had no choice in the matter, because their guns were taken 
somehow.  Anyhow, in about an hour they reached the native village, and the 
three men were taken to Cheif Stanley.  And Cheif Stanley said:

"You have broken our laws, and you must choose one of the two choices of 
punishement.  DEATH! or BUNGA!"

	The first guy thought to himself - 'Hey, I don't wanna die yet ... I 
guess I will choose bunga, whatever that is'.  So he said:

"I choose BUNGA!"  So it came to pass that he was tied down to a log, painted 
white, and the whole village took turns fucking him up the ass.  Now they knew 
what bunga was.  The second guy was horrified, but he figured that bunga was 
better than death so he said:

"I choose BUNGA!"  and the whole village did the same thing.  And the third 
could not stand this, so he said:

"I choose DEATH!!!"  And Cheif Stanley pondered and said:

"Allright then, DEATH BY BUNGA!!"

			-YIKES!-

American Humor - 
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	A hooker gets hauled into a police station.  This hooker appeared to 
be a Native American, and the cop who arrested her said:

"Are you a Navajoe"

"Fuck no, I am a ChicagoHo "

Not that good, but ohwell ---

	What do you do when you drop your wallet in San Francisco?
	You kick it home...

Canadian Humor -
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	First of all, a little backgroud.  I will be refering to a place 
called Sooke.  A suburb, of a suburb, of a suburb.  I really stress its the 
boondocks.  The MacDonalds there doesn't say 70 billion served,it says 70 
served.  Anyhow...

	Whats the difference between a Sooke girl and a 747?  Not everybody 
has been in a 747.

	What is the difference between a Sooke girl and a catfish, one has 
whiskers and smells, and the other is a fish.

	Whats the difference between a Sooke girl and a bucket of shit?  The 
bucket!

	Thats it for now ... goodbye
 
The Smorg -
Merry Christmas


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