From: sykopath@leland.Stanford.EDU (Mickey)
Subject: Re: Do you all realize what you're doing?
Followup-To: alt.cascade
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Distribution: world,local
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 10:52:09 GMT

WARNING!!!  The following is a nasty (fitting), dirty (completely
appropriate), low-down (well-deserved), cruel (good clean fun) flame
against Rod.  If you don't like flames, hit "n" now.  If Rod irritates
you as much as he irritates me, then read on, and maybe get a cheap
laugh or two at his expense.

You have been warned.


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Rod, you just don't get it, do you?

This is going to shock you, but...
...we're not impressed.

Scary, hmmm?

But it's true...
...right, ladies and gentlemen?

[background chorus replies, "Right, Mickey!"]

In article <1992Oct13.151035.1@cc.curtin.edu.au> rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au writes:
>In article <JARTSU.92Oct10142535@lk-hp-10.hut.fi>, jartsu@vipu.hut.fi (Jartsu) writes:
>> 
>> You don't seem to realize what you are doing...
>You don't seem to penalize your complaining...

This isn't alt.cascade, Rod.  
(and speaking of appropriateness of newsgroups, wouldn't a guy named
"Rod" be better suited to posting on alt.sex?  Da dum ching...
(sorry, everyone, I couldn't resist...shame on me...*grin*))

Rod, it's amazingly easy to "cascade" someone's post line-by-line; 
it's really failing to demonstrate your obviously superior intellect
at anything like the requisite level.  Please, don't sell yourself 
short!  Take on a real challenge...
...try to flame _me_, maybe?
(...try to tie your shoes, maybe?)

Or maybe you could try learning some basic net.etiquette...
...but no, that'd be too much of a strain for even your great
mind, in light of your regrettable personality (or lack thereof...).

(NOTE: this is what is colloquially known as an "ad hominem" attack.
isn't it exciting?  Take notes, Rod...there'll be a pop quiz after
the flame, and we *know* you'll need notes to pass...(hey, you need
notes to remember how to sign your *name*, boy...))

>> This kind of fooling around only wastes bandwidth and diskspace.
>This kind of rolling around only increases bandwidth-induced laughter.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
cascade, and you look like a dick.

*grin*

"This is a person posting cascades. 
	[picture of nice, friendly-looking person]
This is a person posting cascades on newsgroups other than alt.cascade.
	[picture of greasy little preadolescent punk with no class]
Any questions?"

>> Go join the other kids and leave the net alone.
>Go join the other spuds and grow like a potato.

Oh, no!  Rod's joined the Bangles...
"Way-oh, way-oh, way-oh, way-oh
Grow like a potato..."

I like it, Rod.  It's a sure-fire hit.

Now please, go away and sing it or something?
(alt.backrubs readers: "or something"...maybe he should go get one of SEAN's 
"special" backrubs, eh?  Or is that just my jealousy talking......:-)

>|R    o    d         S    w    i    f    t        

"I'm going to get the heck off this newsgroup before I get flamed again,"
Rod said swiftly...

(never mind the joke, Rod, it's over your head.  It has words longer than 
one syllable in it...like "going".)

*kisses*,

Mickey "When I grow up, I'm gonna be a puh-sykopath!" Phoenix.
Newsgroups: alt.cascade,cso.freshmen,alt.non.sequitur,alt.stupidity