From: randy@rls.UUCP
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: George Bush's New Movie (Was Re: Bill Clinton's new movie)
Date: 4 Nov 92 17:35:22 GMT
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Organization: The Internet


>                                  DLC  STUDIOS
>                                    Presents
>                                  SLICK WILLIE
>                                        
>           One Man's Story Of Saying Whatever It Takes To Get Elected
>
>                  He'll do to America what he did to Arkansas.
>
>                                He won't inhale.
>
>           He won't take us to war...  because he wouldn't go himself.
>
>Hillary Clinton as "Tammy Wynette"           Gennifer Flower as "The Bimbo"
>Ted Kennedy as "His Chaperone"               Mario Cuomo as "The Godfather"
>
>                  Don't Miss the Sequel:  GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS!
>
>                              DLC Studios presents
>       BILL CLINTON as "SLICK WILLIE" in a BLOODWORTH-THOMASON production
>           Executive Producer: RON BROWN  Directed By: JAMES CARVILLE
>      Screenplay by: GEORGE MCGOVERN  Based on the Book By: GLORIA STEINEM
>                  Music by: SISTER SOULJAH  Performed by: ICE-T
>     Featuring: JESSE JACKSON as "THE RAPPER"  AL GORE as "THE TREE HUGGER"
>        PAUL TSONGAS as "ELMER FUDD"  JERRY BROWN as "GOVERNOR MOONBEAM"
>      Special Apperances by: JIMMY CARTER  WALTER MONDALE  MICHAEL DUKAKIS
>    ARSENIO HALL  THE HIPPIES  THE YIPPIES  HISPANIC LESBIANS AGAINST RACISM
>              COMMITTEE TO SAVE THE GAY WHALES  ACT UP  EARTH FIRST!
>                        UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS ROTC UNIT
>
>Soundtrack Available On                              Rated R: Ridiculous
>      TIME-WONDER                                    TAXPAYER BEWARE
>   Records and Tapes
>
>
>Taken from a cartoon in The Washington Times.  In the cartoon, it does appear
>as one of those movie posters that they release for a movie.


				 FAR RIGHT STUDIOS
				 Presents the Remake
					of

				 BEDTIME FOR BONZO

					 
	One Man's Story Of Saying Or Doing Whatever It Takes To Get Re-Elected

		Watch His Scandalous Secret Arms-For-Hostages Meetings

	   Watch Him Buy Votes With Subsidies, Arms Sales and Federal Relief

		       He *Still* Says He Was Out Of The Loop

		Read His Lips - No More Propping Dictators, Really!


	Barbara Bush as "His Mother"	Marlyn Quayle as "The Bimbo"
	Dan Quayle as "His Son"		Howard Baker as "The Godfather"

	    Don't Miss the Sequel:  SPIES!, MONEY LAUNDERING!, GIRLS!

			    FAR RIGHT Studios presents
	     George Bush as "King George" in a 700-CLUB production
	Executive Producer: Pat Robertson  Directed By: Patrick Buchanan
     Screenplay by: David Duke  Based on the Book "My Turn" by Nancy Reagan
		Music by: Tammy Wynette   Performed by: CIA Orchestra

	Featuring:
     CLARENCE THOMAS as "LONG DONG SILVER"  JAMES WATT as "THE DEVISTATOR"

       Special Apperances by: EDWIN MEESE  RONALD REAGAN  RICHARD NIXON
	Judge BORK  "Major Dad"  KLU KLUX KLAN  AMERICAN NAZI PARTY
	    BCCI EXECUTIVES  COMMITTEE TO BAN PERSONAL FREEDOM
	BAPTIST MINISTERS ASSOCIATION  UNIVERSITY OF INDIANA ROTC UNIT

	Including:
		And a very, very small cast of insiders.

  Soundtrack Available On			      Rated R: Ridiculous
       TIME-WONDER				      TAXPAYER BEWARE
    Records and Tapes



It's easy to see, with very little effort, it works both ways...

-later

(actually, MUCH later...)  8-)
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