From: bcr@cernapo.cern.ch (Bill Riemers)
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Subject: Re: Experiment Results - How many girls are out there?
Date: 29 Sep 92 21:01:07 GMT
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In-reply-to: news@massey.ac.nz's message of Mon, 28 Sep 92 20:49:33 GMT
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Subject: Re: Experiment Results - How many girls are out there?
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In article <P.Etheridge-290992084912@130.123.3.71> news@massey.ac.nz (USENET News System) writes:

>  > Actually this is probably better.  This also represents the average
>  > tendency for a woman not to respond on the basis of some detail in the
>  > post the average man would not notice.

>  Do you mind rephrasing this in plain English?

Sometimes I forget not everyone is a super genious like me.  So lets try
a specific example you can relate to.

Fred posts a message:

"Any sluts out there?"

To Fred this seems like a perfectly straight forward message that
shouldn't offend anyone.  That is because Fred does not understand
women.  In fact most men can not, and never will be able to understand
women.  It is only because of my super genious that I am able to
see what is wrong with this post.

You see, Fred will probably recieve at most a couple of replies,
but most women will completely ignore his post.  Believe it or not some
will even be offended.  This is generally because women become
offended by everything.  In fact, I bet you many of the bitches
are offended by this post even if I haven't insulted any of the
air-heads.  Sorry, I digressed.  Any whores who see Fred's add 
will just ignore it; they'll assume the use of the word slut means
he is too cheap to pay for it.  Any bitches who see the add will
become angry at the use of the word slut.  Why?  Because bitches hate
sluts any anything and anybody who will have anything to do
with them.  Likewise, sluts hate bitches; it is sort of a class
r@$!@#^%@.  (No that wasn't a swear word, I was just to lazy
to look up how to spell it.)  Lastly, the sluts who Fred
is trying to attract would probably not respond either.
Why?  Sluts don't like you to know they are sluts.

So now what would be a much better approach?  Well Fred could
have posted:

"Would you screw after dinner and a movie if you really liked me?"

In this case, the sluts will respond because you haven't really
admitted you know they are sluts.  Likewise, whores will respond
because, they'll figure that if Fred is willing to pay for dinner
and a movie, he is willing to pay them.  Lastly, bitches will
reply because this is the type of subject line they can really
make someone feel bad about.  So, effective 100% of all women
on the net would respond.  Fred's only problem would have been
sorting the replies.  (Note: Fred would not have to really pay
for a dinner and a movie.  Afterall the sluts are even more
horny than him...)

However, most posters do not have the benefits of my expert
advice.  So it is much better for them to know how many women
will respond to thier hopeless attempts, than how many would
respond to a non-offencive subject line that only an expert (like
myself) could write.

(- Note for the humor impared.  The above text intended to be funny.
If you don't get it ask me if I care. -)

P.S. Since, my message in August has long sinced scrolled off
I'm still trapped in Geneva(I did escape to London for a week
since then),  and I'm still looking for a S*F traveling to Europe...

ap.2900@cupid.sai.com

                                     Bill
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