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From: sstephen@us.oracle.com
Subject: Re: Wierd Names
Organization: Oracle Corporation, USA
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 06:27:43 GMT
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In article <1993Jan21.165058.10434@ac.dal.ca>, 06paul@ac.dal.ca writes:
> In article <890091b.39.727543700@axe.acadiau.ca>, 890091b@axe.acadiau.ca (HEIDI JILL BURKHOLDER) writes:
>> In article <C0z9xs.F37@portal.hq.videocart.com> mandrews@portal.hq.videocart.com (Mike Andrews) writes:
>> 
>>>In article <19643@mindlink.bc.ca> Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark)
>>>writes:
>>>>Could you handle Dr. Peter Groper... he's in the Vancouver phone book and he
>>>>specializes in... (wait for it)... you got it... hand surgery!
>>>>
>> 
>>>In Chicago theres a Doctor Dachter (Doctor! Doctor!) MD and a 
>>>Dr. Laff, DDS.
>> 
>>>Jonathon Brandmier of WLUP radio culled the phone book for funny names
>>>and called up Mr. Harry Beavers, who was not amused.
>> 
>> 	In Halifax there are Drs. Precious and Lovely, who used to be office 
>> partners!
> 
> 	Also in the suburbs of Halifax there is a Dr. Pein (pronounced 'Pain'!)_
> He was my family doctor!
-- 
My optometrist was Dr. Feher (pronounced "Fear").
I just got back from Singapore, where I got some copies made at ol' "Gay Man
Hair"...there is apparently no standard in spelling, the term "tidbits", get
misspelt in large signs as "tipbits", "tippits", and "tibdits".  And this is
from a country whose main language is English.
I had a Chinese friend whose surname was "Yu".  There was a little bit of humor
in referring to his grey-haired mother as "Yu Mama".
---
I think most people in the Far East have seen the popular toothpaste "Darkie",
with a picture on the front of the tube that was meant to be Al Jolson in black
face, but you couldn't tell it's supposed to be Al.  It has since been renamed
"Dakkie" and the face is "white", (the color, not the race), with a top hat.


picture is 


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From: petitc@nuge111.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: Wierd Names
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 17:19:49 GMT

bschroeder@desire.wright.edu (Brian Schroeder) writes:

>> How about those fake book names, like:
>> Off the Cliff, by Hugo First
>> To the Finish Line, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
>> The Yellow River, by I P Daily

>Basic Math, by Adam Upp
>Brown Spots on the Great Wall of China, by Yu Flung Poo

 Demolition Derbies Illustrated by Carl Wrecked
 Biography of Rush Limbaugh by Ize Hitler
 Techniques for Winning at the Racetrack by Be Ting Odz
 A Guide to Casinos by Iwuz Rich
 Garden of Eden by Wanna B. Adam, illustrated by Iwuz Eve
 Tourists Guide to New York by Ivebn Robd

 
-- 
"Protect endangered species!  Contribute to the Exxon Supporter's Fund!"
"Pay no attention to that little man behind the keyboard."
"If you want to look for fish, best not to look in desert."
"The greatest beauty in the world is beauty that is private."
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From: connolly@iastate.edu (Patrick H Connolly)
Subject: Please email Al Bundy's Nudie Bar Poem...
Summary: Email me the Nudie Bar Poem
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 11:11:23 GMT

Could someone send me this?
Saw the episode the other night and I was hoping to get the poem in
its entirety..
Patrick

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From: fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 04:09:48 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.235909.64562@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sbc3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SHAWN BRENDON CREWS) writes:
>In article <1993Jan26.220823.103180@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (
>SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>>>>      Montreal has to be the only city I know of in the world that puts signs
>>>>on most traffic signal standards instructing drivers: "Attendez le feu vert."
>>>>ie, 'wait for the green light.' Only in Montreal!
>>
>>No, actually in Staten Island (New York) I've seen signs that say "Wait for
>>green".  I assume that's equivalent to New Jersey's "No Turn On Red", whereas
>>by law a right-on-red is permitted.
>>
>>            - Scott
>
>Guys,
>    Listen up.  When there is a sign that says "Wait for green," this means
>    that the light for opposing traffic turns green before yours does.  They
>    don't want you to see the other cars going and assume that you may also.
 	

	You have obviously never driven in Quebec. 

trev
From: alan@jungle.bt.co.uk (Oracle)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The Agony Aunt From Hell
Summary: Ah, humor!
Date: 22 Jan 93 13:05:23 GMT
Organization: British Telecom
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Hope you find this funny:)


Excerpts from the Agony Aunt column from the Satanic Daily Oberver dated
20/1/1993.

-----------------------  LETTER OF THE WEEK -----------------------

Dear Observer,

Today I finally achieved my lifes ambition.  My aarvark, Ernest, and I
spent 12 happy hours immersed in wet cement on the seafront at Southend
So, thanks to all those down there who helped.

Now as to that little contract I signed, surely it isn't worth my WHOLE
soul for such a small amount of help.  I mean, all eternity in hell for
just a little of your time.  I could just visit for a while.  Better yet
couldn't you take my uncle Cedric instead.  After all he's a good soul.  
Never had anything to do with blenders, whips or instruments of 
disembowelment.  

Yours,
	Saddam.


-----------------------  REPLIES TO LAST WEEK ------------------------

Dear Reverend,

You should know by know that custard has this nasty habit of leaving
stains on the carpet, especially that kind which comes in cans.  I don't
realy care why you had the wombat up your left trouser leg, but I would
advise care otherwise you`ll have the animal protection leagues after
you.

Given your problem with the loofah I would advise that you refrain from
your activities with the otter.  You'll find there is no way of
preventing it from absorbing water.  Otters hate juggling with wet
loofahs.

May your mother never sell antiques in Instambul.

	Aunty Lilith



Dear Sadie,

Even with the help of an electic crucifix that is not possible.  Further
attempts in this line are likely to leave you burnt, dead. or covered in
rasperry jam on a Sunday afternoon in December on the beach in Bognor
Regis surrounded by a crowd of penguims wielding flick knives and after
blood.

While this later option is close to your intent it would not, I assure
you, end in the manner you so desire.

Now, if you're willing to negotiate with us, for a small price even the
thing with the ironing board can be arranged.

May your feet never be exposed to hedgehog jam.

	Authy Lilith


--------------------- EXTRACT ENDS --------------------------------------
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From: nicholso@pioneer.arc.nasa.gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH)
Subject: Re: Ol' Presidential Nicknames FROM BEYOND.......
Organization: NASA Ames Res. Ctr. Mtn Vw CA 94035
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:24:07 GMT

georgen@gpu.utcs.utoronto.ca (G. Ng) writes:
>gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GLEN TORLEIF RYEN) writes:
>>dodd@OES.ORST.EDU (Stirling S. Dodd) writes:
>>>For Al Gore it pretty clear: He's real up on the ecology, and he seems like
>>>sort of a fun guy, so why not the obvious: AL G.
>>I personally like "Ozone Man."  From Rush Limbaugh (I think).
>
>Wasn't it Bush who gave him that moniker?

No, he just picked up on it (as did Rush, I expect).  

I actually like "Algee" but somehow I expect I'll use it with a bit more
endearment.  What I do think is funny is that (B/R)ush thought that
"Ozone Man" was a *bad* thing.  I guess we can call them the Melanoma Duo.

Mel

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From: reid@ucs.indiana.edu (Frank Reid)
Subject: Re: Read this in case of fire.
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 14:07:47 GMT

In article <93025.154702CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu> <CSD108@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>   Not now, you idiot.  IN CASE OF FIRE.>

In case of fire, do not use elevators.  USE WATER!

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Subject: Re: norm quote
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 15:29:43 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:

> In article <1993Jan19.165637.7355@gw.wmich.edu> x92paszek@gw.wmich.edu writes
> >Norm Quote:
> >
> >
> >Women; can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
> 
> Women... can't live with them... can't do most positions without them.
> (Dan Fielding, Night Court)
> 

Hey Dan!  Tha's what the blow up doll in your bottom drawer is for!

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From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Stupid names
Date: 22 Jan 93 09:33:45 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1993Jan21.233815.11928@kpc.com>, atl@suzuki.kpc.com (Drew Lynch) writes:
> 
> |> >out the window but I can't be bothered to go to alt.flame and that joke was
> |> >definitely *NOT* in good taste.
> 
> You read this group and expect good taste? Bwahahahahahahahaha!
> 
> -- 
> +------------------------------+ Andrew Lynch, atl@kpc.com
> | Congratulations, Bill and Al | Kubota Pacific Computer Inc. Santa Clara, Ca.
> | Now, don't screw it up!      | (408)748-6345
> +------------------------------+ Disclaimer: This is me, not them.

No. We expect it to taste good. And most of it is shit. 
I like a Joke du jour, followed by a juicy tale (or goosey tail), with
a side dish of humorous commentary, occasionally followed by a Flambe
Special. The children should be at another table where they can cascade,
me-too, and just generally play with themslves.

-- 

oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo     Binary 4s all around.  And a "bit-bird" to you too!     oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis (nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu)    oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo

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Subject: RE: Practical Joke-short and sweet
From: MikeW@canc.byu.edu (M.D. (Mike) Wieda)
Date: 22 Jan 93 20:27:29 -0700
Organization: BYU

Somebody wanted a practical joke:

Here's a good quick-action number that will last for days!

Evaluate the clearence between the victims door and the floor/ground/carpet.
(In the dorms I lived in as a freshman the clearence was a good inch-and-a-
half!  Evidently for ventilation purposes.)  Find a small container that 
will fit between door and floor.  We (I and other joke cohorts) used the lid 
of off a shoe polish can, y'know, a "Kiwi" lid.  Piss in the lid.  Yeah, 
like when you're at the doctor.  Now put your "specimen" in a freezer and 
let it, duhhh, freeze.  When the specimen is decently hard/frozen, knock the 
urine hockey puck out of the lid and (heres the kicker...) _slide it under 
the door of the victim_.  Stratically placing the "pee puck" under a bed or 
behind something yields the best results.

After a few hours/days/whatever the victim will begin to wonder who in the 
hell, HOW in the hell, someone pissed in his room!

Pretty good, huh?!

Good luck!

If anybody uses this gag, I'd like to know the fruits of your labours.
Email me with your results.  Thanks.

Oh, yeah, here's another quick and dirty number:

To do this you need one of those old desk telephones, the ones where the 
handset straddles the base.  Put shaving cream on the speaker of the 
telephone handset.  Call the victim on this telephone!  This prank is great 
in dorms where all the telephones (well, at least in my old dorms) are desk 
jobs and each room has a different telephone number.

Mike Wieda
MikeW@Canc.byu.edu
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From: dness@mach2.wlu.ca (Drew Ness)
Subject: The difference between......
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 03:20:51 GMT


Q:   What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

A:   You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

-------------------------------------------------------

Q:   How do you stop a guitar player from playing?

A:   Put music in front of him (or her).
From: rogers@calamari.hi.com (Andrew Rogers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Driving rules not in the DMV manual
Date: 25 Jan 1993 13:35:28 -0000
Organization: Hitachi Computer Products, OSSD division
NNTP-Posting-Host: calamari.hi.com

In article <1993Jan23.024316.22682@pony.Ingres.COM> garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM) writes:
>
>	Just a few driving rules if you are in San Francisco and 
>probably many other places.
>
>Rule #1
>Q: If four cars come to an intersection at exactly the same time, which
>    car gets the right-of-way?
>
>A: The car with the most dents.

Around Boston, we seem to have the "Somerville rules" and the "Concord rules".
In blue-collar Somerville, the largest and/or most battered car has the
right-of-way; in yuppie-scum Concord, it's the most expensive car!  So if
it's a battle between a phlegm-colored '66 Dodge Polara and a new Mercedes
190, the outcome depends on the locale... 

Nevertheless, I was very surprised when driving through Concord the other day
and a BMW driver actually obeyed a sign and yielded right-of-way to me and
my lowly Corolla.  Then I realized that my paint was a slightly different
shade of silver than his, and it would have clashed horribly had he hit me...

Andrew Rogers
From: johnf@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (John James Fournier)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT ...
Date: 23 Jan 1993 15:58:36 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <C190tr.E6L@newcastle.ac.uk> S.E.Rigden@newcastle.ac.uk (SER) writes:

>Someone said before Christmas that they knew a sentence with 11
>consecutive "that"s in it.
>Could you please post it, whoever you are.
>Infact, if anyone knows it could they post it.

I was once asked that question, and could only think of a sentence with 5 
consecutive 'that's'.  Here it is:

	'It is possible that that that that that student used in his
         essay was incorrect.'

Translation:  It is possible that this particular 'that' which was used by
              this particular student was incorrect.

Sure, you  could say that the student used a sentence with 7 or 8 that's
consecutively, and insert them in the 3rd position.  This could give you an
infinite number of that's per sentence.  Picture the student writing about 
someone who used 20 that's.  Then you would have 30 or so.  The simplest 
one, that's not too rediculous, is the one above.
From: todd@cl-next4.msu.edu (Todd E. Van Hoosear)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: phonetic interpretations
Keywords: rodeo, song
Date: 27 Jan 93 23:04:27 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: cl-next4.cl.msu.edu

In article <1993Jan17.234719.12473@vela.acs.oakland.edu>  
alrobins@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Amanda Robinson) writes:
> (suzi howe) writes:
> >from The Rodeo Song...
> >"with an elemeno left and an elemeno right"
> >
> >this is probably supposed to be 
> >'with an a la main left and an a la main right'
> >an 'a la main' is a square dance step
> 
> Close.  It is a square dance step, but it's an "allemande", not an "a la  
main".

Actually, sounds like L M N O, as in the Alphabet Song, among other things....

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.......................
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From: ferring@ms.uky.edu (William Ferring | ferring@ms.uky.edu)
Subject: Re: Beverly Hillbillies' Theme Song
Organization: University of Kentucky Computer Science Dept.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 08:10:13 GMT

mulberry@triton.unm.edu () writes:

>Several years ago I heard a comedy routine which
>had somebody sing the Beverly Hillibies Theme song
>from the TV series except with some rather lewd and
>Bawdy lyrics.
>I cannot remember the lyrics...Anybody know of some good
>bawdy lyrics to this tune?
>Send me via e-mail and if anybody is interested, I'll
>post.
>Thanks.
>Bill   (mulberry@triton.unm.edu)

I know that Andrew Dice Clay does a version:

"BINGO! Next thing you know ole' Jed's a millionaire
[Puffs on Cig] Kinfolks said, JED [pause] move away from there
California, now that's where you wanna be 
so they loaded up that hunk-of-shit-they-call-a-truck and moved to Beverly
[Puffs] (Hills that is) Swimmin' pools, movie stars,
dikes, faggots, pimps, hookers, mass-murderers, drug-addicts, earthquakes,
great place to bring up a family..."


Retraction:  No offense to any people slandered in these lyrics...especially
             those nice, harmless mass-murderers!

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From: deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wierd Names
Date: 23 Jan 93 22:23:21 GMT
Organization: Entropy Inc., Madison, WI


In article <1993Jan22.012802.5403@newshub.ariel.yorku.ca> cs922177@ariel.yorku.ca (DANIEL T FARKAS) writes:
>How about those fake book names, like:
>Off the Cliff, by Hugo First
>To the Finish Line, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
>The Yellow River, by I P Daily
>etc...
>
>Anyone know any others?


  This seems oddly familiar...

  If someone saved a list of these, please post it
  so we don't have to go through this again. >-(.




obquote;

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you, too?" And she said,
"I don't think this was good for anybody."    --- Garry Shandling




bete noir
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                        /                 see               that
                        \                       what     is   
                        /                            not  
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From: sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Subject: Re: New Oxymoran group
Organization: Gallaudet University English Department
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 17:56:50 GMT

In article <2B607E8A.15515@news.service.uci.edu>, raman@miranda.its.uci.edu (Balaji V. Ramanathan) writes:
> In article <1jpknbINN9gn@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> ringo@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Diann Ringo) writes:
>>would anyone be interested in starting a new group concerning oxymorans?
>>
>>a few of my favorites are:
>>
>>student teacher
>>
>>pretty ugly
>>
>>sweet sorrow
>>
>>industrial park
>>
>>please send me your favorites.
>>
>>Thanks 
>>
>>Diann
> 
> 	Military Intelligence! :-)

	Postal Service

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From: epb3r@Virginia.EDU ("Erik P. Brady")
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: DENNIS LEARY
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:06:27 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


	I would greatly appreciate any information about where
Dennis Leary will be performing anytime in the future (as
opposed to the past, which would just piss me off if I found
out he was at my house last week or something like that).

	Did anybody else like this guy before MTV got him?

	Please respond to me directly.

	Thanks in advance,

	Erik Brady
	epb3r@virginia.edu

Also, if anybody out there has Showtime I would be very happy
if you could tape the Leary special they have (I have stuff to
trade or could just send a blank and $ to tape it).
From: raman@miranda.its.uci.edu (Balaji V. Ramanathan)
Subject: Re: New Oxymoran group
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Organization: University of California, Irvine
Keywords: oxymoran
Date: 22 Jan 93 23:08:58 GMT

In article <1jpknbINN9gn@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> ringo@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Diann Ringo) writes:
>would anyone be interested in starting a new group concerning oxymorans?
>
>a few of my favorites are:
>
>student teacher
>
>pretty ugly
>
>sweet sorrow
>
>industrial park
>
>please send me your favorites.
>
>Thanks 
>
>Diann

	Military Intelligence! :-)
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From: gjh@cco.caltech.edu (Greg J. Hiscott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Knock Knock Jokes
Date: 26 Jan 1993 06:47:47 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
Distribution: na
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Keywords: Knock

Could some kind soul please send me a copy of any lists
of knock-knock jokes you might have spinning around on
your disk drive?

Thanks in advance.

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From: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (BOB MCNULTY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: practical jokes
Date: 22 Jan 93 16:12:04 GMT
Reply-To: bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: oavax.csuchico.edu


        This practical joke was good enough to get me in serious trouble
with my father during my younger years.


     On the ceiling of the front pourch/overhang etc. thumb tack a
waterbaloon attached to string #1.  The string should be of such a length
so that when suspended vertically from tack #1 the balloon is at waist
level of the person answering the door.  Tie one end of string #2 to tack
#2 and carefully tack the string with tack #2 so that the balloon is just
barely suspended from the ceiling.  Now attach the end of the string to
door knob.  Ring the bell so as to be irritating and run to nearest vantage
point.


                             tack          tack
                             #1             #2
                              +-------------+
                               str #1     /(^) H20 balloon
                    |                   /              
                    |                 /
                    |               /
                    |             /
                    |           /
                    |         /
                    |       /str #2
                    |     /
                    |   /  
                    |@/door knob
                    |
                    |
                    |
                    |
                    |
                    |
                    |


     

	Another more destructive practical joke we used in the dorms was to
simply wait until late night and then go to the resident's front door and
quitely fill the door lock with super glue.






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       (       )        from mediocre minds."   
        \ @ @ /                          A. Einstein
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