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From: bab2@nestor.cc.bellcore.com (barter,elizabeth)
Subject: Re: DOOL:  DOOL Office FAX number
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 14:16:39 GMT

In article <19921211140108EFS6MEF@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU>, EFS6MEF@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU writes:
> Hi Quince and my fellow SSH fans,
> Yes, I finally tracked down the DOOL FAX number.
> 
> FAX:  818-840-4968
> 
> Happy faxing!  Let's save Susan Seaforth Hayes!!!
> **Razzie 

Thanks Razzie, you doll, you.  I hope they are ready for this!

Beth
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Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Friday, 11 Dec 1992 10:46:05 MST
From: <IDSWB@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL : The Murder Cover-up

Dave writes:
>     What is wrong with Lawrence and Ivan?  Why are they sooooo worried about
>getting caught?  They have BoZo as the investigating officer.  They should
>never get caught. Now, they are worried about the skid marks that Ivan made
>with his car.  I have just three words for them :
>              BUY NEW TIRES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh but Dave that would be too easy.

>     Is this so difficult to figure out?  You buy a different make and model
>tire and get rid of the old ones.  I'm not even a great criminal mind like
>Lawrence used to be (before CarpetMuncher screwed him up) and even I could
>get away with this crime.

  See what happens when people get teamed up with the Camelface?  BTW, I just
  had to use the word Camelface because you'll never believe this but in the
  elevator today I saw it written on the door.

>     One last thing.  If they ever get desparate enough, they can ask Gnarly
>to just keep on Boinking Bo until he forgets about the investigation.  That's
>the only thing they have going for them anyway.  After all, until recently,
>that's all they did.

  Thank Gawd that has changed ever so slightly.

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Love this signature of the week.  However, I know what happened to the
smiles, twinkling eyes, and compliments.  They got a job working here :-)

Unfortunately still stuck in Phoenix but, hopefully not for long Quince

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From: neudauer@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Nancy Neudauer)
Subject: Re: ATWT: Seth's writing career
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin Dept. of Mathematics
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 18:23:19 GMT

peskin@gda.cadence.com (Marjorie Peskin) writes:

>first yearbook for reminder).  Saboink secretly paid the publisher to
>get this book out in the bookshops.  Seth found out about this betrayal
>and left town and went to NYC to really "live the bohemian life of a
>writer".

don't forget, seth first lived in wisconsin (home of cheese) for some
time with betsy.  eventually this relationship ended and he moved to
new york.  

what ever happened to betsy, anyway.  i used to love her.  she's the
reason i started watching atwt -- when i was four!!


>Mum-squared

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Subject: Re: AMC: Who will find Tad?
From: mitch@cdthq.UUCP (Mitch Harris)
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 92 21:38:42 CST
Organization: Garys' Home for Obsolete Computers

zaccaria@mtl.mit.edu (Carolyn Zaccaria) writes:
> 
> >I remember when Hillary announced to Phoebe and Brooke that
> >she was moving to Boston with Mitch.  She had tears in her
> >tears were the actress worrying about her next paycheck.  Has
> >anyone seen her since?
> 
> Yes, I saw her at Cheers :-) Seriously, the only time I recall seeing
> her was at one of the Emmys shows. She was in the AMC section and I
> believe it was when MEK was nominated (last year or two years ago?).
> 
> Marisa and I had an email discussion about "Charlie's" age. She thinks
> he is supposed to be 37ish (that is right, Marisa?), which she finds
> ridiculous. I believe Charlie is supposed to be younger (even tho the
> actor is *not*) like around 24 (figuring in going and dropping out of
> Med. school, then travelling as the "Man of Enchantment" for a year
> modeling, then returning to P.V. How old do yall think he is supposed
> to be?
> 
> I am wondering if we discuss it, then Charlie will flatly state his age

I thought he was supposed to be in his early 20s, and Tad is 30 (according 
to MEK in SOW, I think).

.........Beverly H.

> or thereabouts on AMC, then we will have another reason to think the
> writers lurk :-)
> 
> TGIF!
> Carolyn "I will use my .sig again" Zaccaria

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From: Liz%Eng%Banyan@magnolia.banyan.com
Subject: Re: GL: Harley and Mallet again
Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 20:32:04 EST

I don't see this breakup lasting very long, even considering the snail's-
pace writing we've been treated to for the last several months.  (Did you
see the pillow fight today?  It took a LOT for him to maintain his facade
with her.)  Besides, according to next week's TV Guide...



...in mid-January we'll be treated to Harley and Mallet at the Vietnam 
Veterans Memorial in Washington, D.C.  So if they're not back together
by then, at least they'll be talking!

Liz, who is also VERY excited about Justin Deas, even though she agrees
that he's too young for the part!
lizb@banyan.com

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From: mary@sequent.com (Mary M Smith)
Subject: Re: DOOL: The Fancy Face (was: the music box)
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 21:26:30 GMT

I also recall Bo renaming the boat after the fire.  Boy if I was Hope
I sure would be pissed off, she hasn't been gone that long.  I look
forward to her return.

Did anyone else watch "A message from Holly" last night?  Macdonald
Carey played the cantankerous "Judge".

With Viv taking Nikki away there are sure to be some interesting
moments coming up.  Just wish we didn't have to put up with Carley to
see them.

Well back into lurkerdom, my fire retardent suit hasn't quite
recovered since I last made the mistake of posting an unpopular
question.


Mary M. Smith
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From:  ()
Subject: Re: AMC: Let's prove that the writers lurk...
Followup-To: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Organization: nasa-jsc
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 20:28:38 GMT

In article <1gb935INNpv9@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu>,
edt@css.itd.umich.edu (Eric Taylor) wrote:
> 
>Better late than never.  Remember our thread (months ago) about PV needing a cat.
Well, we have one (at least in the picture Stuart painted).  He also
mentioned that
they needed to get a kitten.

On another note:  Wasn't it funny the way they kept showing the back of Tad
(LIKE WE
WOULDN'T KNOW WHO IT WAS).  What if we'd had no knowledge of his returning.
Could our hearts have stood it when he turned aroung Friday. 

Cecilia
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From: dmillard@encore.com (Debbie Millard)
Subject: Re: AMC: TAN: Florida 
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation, Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:40:13 GMT

In article <BzBEu9.CzE@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> mbrownel@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Mary Elizabeth Brownell) writes:
>How many RATS people live in Florida, and are going to be in Florida
>over Christmas?  How many RATS people are going to visit Florida over
>break?  I am from Florida (Tampa) and would be interested in getting
>together with other RATS-sters over the holidays.  Could be fun! :>
>As Tad always said, "I love being with family for Christmas!" :>
>
>-Mary B.
>
Hey there May B.  I live in Ft. Lauderdale, but I'm
from Brooksville - about 45 miles north of Tampa, and
will be up there over the holidays.  It would be cool
to get together.

Anybody else out there???

"I always loved meeting new people"

Debbie M.
From: sally@remarque.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: the music box
Date: 12 Dec 1992 22:55:38 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: remarque.berkeley.edu

In article <Dec.12.17.02.15.1992.4712@gandalf.rutgers.edu> shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan R. Hagan) writes:
>sally@remarque.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson) writes:
>
>>In article <Bz23L3.B3u@unix.amherst.edu> mssmith@unix.amherst.edu (MELISSA STEPHANIE SMITH) writes:
>
>>was bigger, and after all TPTB renamend the boat after
>>Carly, they want her to be a Hope clone, so why not use
>
>What??? They renamed the boat?  Are you serious?  When did that
>happen?  What did they name it?
>
>
>-- 
>Susan R. Hagan (shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu) 
>Publications Coordinator - User Services
>Rutgers University Computing Services


Geez, now am I dreaming, but I could swear that about a year
or so ago Butthead (when Peter was still on) that he
renamed the boat from "Fancey Face" to "Princess," his
nickname for Carly. Maybe I am dreaming though. Can anyone
confirm or deny this? 

Spudnix--
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From: jpenovic@encore.com (Jan Penovich)
Subject: Re: GH: Tiff should keep the kid!
Reply-To: jpenovic@encore.com
Organization: Encore Computer Corp., Fort Lauderdale FL
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 19:01:33 GMT

In article <Bz99LA.1JDF@austin.ibm.com>, amg@austin.ibm.com () writes:
> 
> I agree with Mark 100%!  I don't understand where Bobbie gets off
> thinking she's in the right!  She's making me really sick!
> 

 She always makes me sick.  Always has, always will.

  Give Tiff the kid!

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From: lhess@ncrclm.ClemsonSC.NCR.COM (Leah Surber)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: GL: Mindy News
Date: 11 Dec 92 16:43:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: ncrclm.1602
Reply-To: lhess@ncrclm.ClemsonSC.NCR.COM (Leah Surber)
Distribution: na
Organization: NCR E&M CLEMSON Liberty, SC

In article <1992Dec7.154620.25551@cbnewsh.cb.att.com> dvw@cbnewsh.cb.att.com
(diane.v.wilkerson) writes:
>
>I see in today's USA TODAY, that Ann Hamilton has been signed to play the
>Minster (Melinda Sue Lewis, aka Mindy, for any newcomers), starting "early 
>next year."  They don't list any other credits for her.  Anyone familiar with
>the name?


   The lastest issue of SOW says she is a soap newcomer - I don't know if
   she's done any other acting.


   It also says Justin Deas (RH,ATWT,SB) has been signed to play
   Frank Sr. - first air date in early Feb.



Leah
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From: brandtch@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Chris Brandt)
Subject: AMC:  Haircuts
Keywords: forget it
Organization: Purdue University
Distribution: us
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 22:05:09 GMT

Forget about Tad needing a haircut, the one who really
needs a haircut is Jr. (and a new name too; maybe Clyde
or something :-) )

Okay, here's a blast from the past, but I was wondering
this when I heard Hayley talking today (12/16):  Who
is Sky's mother and where is Sky these days?  I remember
her leaving but I don't remember where to, off to 
medical school with Joey?  Just wondering.

You know, Tad always did like a good custody battle.

______________________________________________________________
Chris Brandt                   brandtch@sage.cc.purdue.edu
From: sally@remarque.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: Save SSH
Date: 18 Dec 1992 03:08:10 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: remarque.berkeley.edu



Okay,


Remember everyone phone or fax into the studios today and
voice your support for SHH....If everyone on the net
does something that would be quite a few calls....let
them know we support SHH and that we find this age issue
to be stupid.


Thanks Razzle for your praise, but I cannot take praise
for coming up with this idea....way back when we tried
to safe TP someone came up with the idea of choosing a
time and day to berage ABC's switchboards. So, I thought
we could use the same tatics....


Spudnix--


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From: mec@acsu.buffalo.edu (Marie E. Copertino)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: Kristian's Return...
Date: 18 Dec 92 15:18:38 GMT
Organization: UB


Hmm... I was so happy about this, at first... then I realized, she's gonna
have to be playing opposite RKK... YUKK... bring back Peter Reckell!!
(Who, while not perfect, was INFINITELY less annoing as Bo)


				Marie

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 Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world.
From: girl@slavery.EBay.Sun.COM (Mary Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC:New Poster
Date: 18 Dec 1992 16:09:59 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mt. View, Ca.
NNTP-Posting-Host: slavery.ebay.sun.com

In article <1992Dec17.143144.813@ualr.edu> acutshall@acs.harding.edu writes:
Now,there is something I would like to ask you guys: Is anyone else out there getting a little impatient and 
>frustrated with the way Gloria is acting with the Stuart/Adam deal?  Adam's 
>going to have a permanent hand mark on his face the way she's slapping him 
>around.  And I hope she doesn't hurt Stuart's feelings.  He's so sweet!

Welcome and comments:

I really think Gloria is being cruel to Stuart leading him on like this.
Does she think she is doing him a favor Huh!
I so hoped he would catch her and Adam almost boinking in the boat
house.  It is better he be hurt now than hurt after she married him.
I think she is being very selfish

Mary
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From: gaf5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (Gail A. Fullman)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: LOV: Update for 12/15/92
Date: 16 Dec 92 14:00:08 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <92350.30445.L638615@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM>, L638615@LMSC5.IS.LM
SC.LOCKHEED.COM writes:
>Whoaaaaaa....hasn't everybody been saying that someone was going to get
>KILLED????  I was shocked to hear Butler say that he had to *kill* the french-
>man!  Is Jeremy faking death (now, that's talent!).  What is going on here?
>
>Kelly
>
Jeremy was shot in the right shoulder.  In the motel room, Jeremy was
unconscious on the floor while Butler was talking to Leo on the phone (with
his back to Jeremy, naturally.)  Jeremy tackled Butler from behind, with his
bad arm, of course, they struggled, Butler got more punches in.  Butler gets
up, Jeremy is still on the floor, Butler shoots Jeremy dead on in the chest.
Note:  no blood.

Leo shows up, finds a pulse on Jeremy, opens Jeremy's shirt to find a
bullet-proof vest.  Leo tears up his shirt to use a bandage to stop the blood,
calls 911 from the motel room, and leaves.

Last scene was Jeremy being taken by ambulance and everyone saying the whoever
used the shirt as a bandage, saved Jeremy's life.
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From: marsiske@vax1.mpib-berlin.mpg.dbp.de (Michael Marsiske)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Y&R:  John & Jill
Date: 14 Dec 1992 08:47:00 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

Thanks to Kim Long, I'm hearing the latest information about John, Jill
and Victor.  What is this?  John knows who his rival is?

Could it be that we are FINALLY at the point where John can acknowledge
that, despite his awareness of Jill's flaws, he is also aware that
their love is mutual and he is willing to commit to that love?

My hope is that the Christmas miracle this year is--finally--a wedding
between John & Jill.  This won't limit Jill's potential at all--but it
will also (I hope) let us get to see two sides of this woman:  the boardroom
barracuda, and the at-home in-love woman.  Jess Walton could certainly
pull this off.

All the more delicious, of course, is if Jill is again officially an Abbott,
and she and JACK both decide to get rid of Victor.  Jill, the woman
scorned, decides to join forces with her enemy Jack to rid Jabot, once
and for all, of the scourge Newman.  Hey, in the present climate, Ashley
and Brad could even join in.  

GIVE JILL SOME HAPPINESS,

Mike in Berlin
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From: Joanna L. Castillo <pefv702@utpe.pe.utexas.edu>
Subject: Re: ALL: More press for r.a.t.s.
X-Xxdate: Thu, 17 Dec 92 22:20:17 GMT
Organization: UT Petroleum Engineering Dept.
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d15
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 21:23:49 GMT

In article <BzBGGv.93z@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> Nancy Baym, nbaym@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu writes:
>Well, to keep you all posted ... 

  [stuff deleted]

>Here's waiting to see how I'm misquoted this time! (I took special care
>to really emphasize the diversity of occupations represented in this
>group BELIEVE YOU ME!).

Well, a friend just mailed me the following (I don't know where it 
originated or I would cite that info) and I thought it was appropriate
to the conversation the NY Times article generated.  Enjoy!

- - - - - - - - begin included text

UNIVERSITY HIERARCHY

THE DEAN
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God

THE DEPARTMENT HEAD
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Talks with God

PROFESSOR
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with God if a special request is honored

ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR
Barely clears a quonset hut
Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God

ASSISTANT PROFESSOR
Makes high marks on the walls when trying to leap tall buildings
Is run over by locomotives
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Treads water
Talks to animals

INSTRUCTOR
Climbs walls continually
Rides the rails
Plays Russian Roulette
Walks on thin ice
Prays a lot

GRADUATE STUDENT
Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay aloaf with a life jacket
Talks to walls

UNDERGRADUATE STUDENT
Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings
Says "look at the choo-choo"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself

DEPARTMENT SECRETARY
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
She is God.

- - - - - - - - end included text

Now...wasn't that fun?  :)

>Nancy 

Joanna -- a computer programmer who doesn't quite know where she fits 
          into the above hierarchy -- heh heh.

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From: klyle@liberty.uc.wlu.edu (Karen S. Lyle)
Subject: Re: ATWT:Neal
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 13:31:14 GMT
Organization: Washington & Lee University
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Actually I am rather excited about Neal being hired.  I think she is going
to add some well needed spunk to the show.  As for Scotter, he has had it
so easy ever since coming onto the show that I think he needs some
knockingdownafewknotches.

Miss Piggy
From: hawthorne!bill@uunet.UU.NET (Bill McDaniel)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT:  Love Child
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 13:54:42 EST


Warning, this contains a semi-spoiler if you haven't seen Tuesday's show!




SPOILER ALERT ON

Well, it looks like GetEven _was_ the product of a night of boinkage
between AC/DC and Edweenie.  Since they were discussing their meeting
in NY when ConnerAndOffHer was just a little girl, we definitely have a
time and place for the deed to have occured.  Now if we only had a
motive.  I don't care how annoying Rosehand's mom was, if she gave
birth to Rosie she must look better than Edweenie.  Of course, Edweenie
gave birth to ConnerAndOffHer, so you can't always tell.  But at least
this explains why Edweenie always preferred GetEven.  Now, how long
must we wait, and how close must GetEven and Rosehand come to incest,
before "the truth comes out"?  I'm pretty surprised that they even kissed.

SPOILER ALERT OFF

On to other matters, as annoying as Courted and Andull are, the whole
wedding situation is kinda cute.  I guess I am interested in this little
event.  However, looks like theSlut is still capable of breaking them up.
But I think she'll be too busy hooking up with Holdumb in the near future
to screw up Andull's life again.  I just wonder who the Chillster is going
to turn too when she finally loses/dumps Holdumb due to the Error fiasco.
By the way, someone asked if she and K-lip had ever hooked up in their
sordid pasts.  The answer is yes, and the Lucinator tried to give him a
job at Walsh, but he was completely inept and quit pretty quick.  I forget
exactly why they broke up, but I think they got together because Holdumb
and AnGel got married in England.  At least that's my fuzzy recollection
of the facts.  The goddess may need to correct or expand on that for me.
By the way, Goddess, you looked smashing in that Purple Nightmare that
Sleaza wore to the funeral.  Your debt to society has been paid.

Has anyone noticed that ConnerAndOffHer has become the Patron Saint of
Late Night Comfort in Yuckdale.  Every night two or three people trapse
into her apartment to whine at her for a while about their pathetic
little problems.  What gives?  Well, at least they are actually showing
her on camera, which is an improvement.

McDano


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