HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Proper pronunciation of 'Kibo' IN BED
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 03:45:21 GMT

grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation) writes:
>Mark "Ashamed because he could remember Max from 'Hart to Hart's name"
>Lippert 

You should sing out in joy!!!!

I remember nearly every detail from that show for what could more splendid
than to travel the world, to solve dastardly crimes with much aplomb, style,
and money, and to boink Stephanie Powers whenever the mood strikes.

But then she got old and freckly, and the dream faded.

The dog's name was "Freeway."
--
!cat .signature
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.mts
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Short shameful writer's block
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 07:03:52 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.233122.25056@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>I have to write an article for one of the company newsletters
>explaining why I used Object-Oriented Programming and Design
>techniques to implement the debugger I spent the last year on.
>
>I have been putting it off for a long time, because I don't 
>really want to write this article.  However, I did finally
>come up with a good opening sentence and paragraph:
>
>"The main reason for switching to Object-Oriented Programming is
>to keep your head from exploding."

No, no.  It's because object-oriented programming is like having a
bathtub filled with water, and the water has all these Objects floating
in it, but none of the objects can communicate directly with the other
objects because there are cardboard dividers also floating in the water
between them, so each object can use a telephone to send a signal to a
filing cabinet which opens one of its drawers and releases various
[legal] chemicals into the water...

(Hi Sandro!  Hi Todd!)

					-- K.
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Necrophilia (Re: ALBANY,NY passes GAY RIGHTS Ordinance!!)
Date: 21 Dec 92 02:18:38 GMT
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)

In article <1992Dec14.184406.4867@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>
>   hello from saratoga... would you please elaborate on what exactly
>you do while making love to a corpse? i would think it would take all
>the fun out of s+m. am i right? am i wrong? let me know.....i just
>might will you my body...
>
>
>
>ps. is the rigormortis a problem? i think maybe it would limit the
>number of positios to try...and what type of lubricant do you use?
>
>i recommend CORPSELUBE....it  lubricates without damaging the tender
>skin of your lover...available in cherry, lemon, and formaldahyde.
>
>						sioux
Happy at last on alt.tasteless.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.good.news
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: Its my birthday
Followup-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre,alt.good.news,rec.pets,misc.jobs.offered
Summary: i have feet.
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: have 
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Comment: buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 20:59:58 GMT
Expires: never

In article <1992Dec10.113159.26269@gssec.bt.co.uk> jmoakler@gssec.bt.co.uk (Joe Moakler) writes:
>I am new to newsnet and have just found this great group. I would
>just like to announce that it is my 30th birthday today, and I
>don't care what people say, cos I feel great.
>
>Joe.

wow wheee! man you are old!! golly gee!!!@@#$!

i'm glad you feel great now *cos* you're gonna be dead soon! jeeezus!@#$@
the big 30. have all your finger nails fell out yet? sure they will soon.
i bet you're getting a whole ton of bunions and hemoroids too! i can't
wait until i feel as great as you!!

--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: What is wrong with Psychiatry
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:59:36 GMT

In <MJD.92Dec15110208@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel 
of Wax") writes:


>    Then B.F. Skinner opens the man's head and finds a tiny blood clot
>on the surface of the left hempisphere, at the speech center.  
                            ^^^^
Yeah, I get those every time the bong clogs up.  They hurt like a 
son-of-a-bitch, too. 

--
>---<

Tom Dennis                  | "I have seen all the works that are done
dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu  |    under the sun; and, behold, all is 
(217)384-2504               |      vanity and vexation of spirit."
From: ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Will I go to hell just for thinking this?
Date: 19 Dec 92 05:44:59 GMT
	<MJD.92Dec14024312@saul.cis.upenn.edu> <gerald.724349519@gerald>
Followup-To: alt.rotating.knives,misc.shoehorn.teeth
Organization: Ng!
In-reply-to: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com's message of 14 Dec 92 16:11:59 GMT

In article <thingumbob> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:

	   In the meadow we can built a snowman
	   and pretend that he is Parson Brown
	   he'll say `are you married?' we'll say `no, man'
	   but you can do the job when you're in town

   confused me for the longest time, because I didn't know what a Parson was.

Bugs me too, for a different reason.

Consider: they are pretending that the snowman is Parson
Brown.  We are asked to participate in their fantasy; for
the sake of seasonal harmony, we, too, will imagine that the
snowman is (for the moment) equivalent to Parson Brown.

Ok, so they're talking to Parson Brown, the REAL Parson
Brown, _in person_.  (This is important.)

	Brown: Are you married?
	
	"We":                    No, man.  But you can
	       do the job when you're in town.

Does this make ANY sense?  There's Brown, standing right in
front of you, and you say "...when you're in town."  There
is a fundamental schism in their thought processes, which
must be resolved before the song continues.

(The issue could be resolved by a simple change:

	But you can do the job WHILE you're in town.

However, careful listening has revealed that this has NOT
been done.)

Our subjects (for convenience, let us refer to them as E and
W) are, in effect, holding two contradictory views
simultaneously, to wit: (1) Parson Brown is before them,
engaged in conversation therewith, and (2) Parson Brown is
away, though he (?) is expected to visit soon.  Granted, the
ability to hold a counterfactual to be true for the sake of
argument is an essential part of human consciousness;
however, this case, in which the two viewpoints are
spontaneously expressed in a single utterance, is clearly
pathological.  Julian Jaynes wrote that true human
consciousness arose when the ability was developed to
distinguish SELF from OTHER through the process of
self-monitoring that Freud called Ego.  It is clear, then,
that E and W represent the preconscious race, Homo
protosapiens.

The implications are profound: the subjects of the song,
and, by implication, the singers and even the writer, are
not in fact human as we currently use the term, but rather
are of the race from which Humanity arose through a process
of cultural (not biological) evolution.  Guided as much by
instinct and by their own inner voices which they are unable
to distinguish from the voice of God or His representative
(the Parson) as by conscious thought, they can never truly
be a part of what we call "civilization."


	-r.



--
"Trespassers w"   ranjit@grad1.cis.upenn.edu	mailrus!eecae!netnews!grad1!...
	The surface of the water where they move swiftly about in curves.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: from the radio
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Oregon Department of Road Closures
Date: 16 Dec 92 15:27:02 CST


"The commission will be helping them with how to spend their allegations."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Tinfoil
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 13:58:42 GMT

aaron@atlantis.uucp writes:

>---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")

You know, with Alfvaen looking for "October's Baby" with his .sig,
and me looking for the Clash songbook in mine, this gives me
the idea that maybe we can all start including GIFs of missing
children in our .sigs.

mark "have you seen me?" schnitzius
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 92 00:28:46 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.200527.20426@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>In article <1992Dec12.174853.11492@wam.umd.edu> kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec12.051416.29660@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec9.023840.21080@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>>
>Yes, it brings tears to my eyes.  Someone already said she  is
>little mamma hate box (forget who), but I think that now that pjf has
>changed his name, she should be bad bad bad girl.
>
>I think I will get them matching t-shirts.  pjf's will say "I'm hers
>because she likes to rip out her own reproductive organs and snack on
>them."  And ss's will say "I'm his because he almost had Bush's head on
>a pike in our front lawn."  They will be black, the writing will be in
>rainbow glitter, and they will fit snugly.  Come to think of it, pjf's
>will be a tank top.

ok. sure. i'll send a check for $8 to cover my shirt. i just wish i could
remember what i wrote to her that spawned this whole thread. 
OBno_short_term_memory
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ponytail Newbie
Date: 17 Dec 1992 01:21:10 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1gm5jnINN86v@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>Of course, you can have male-pattern baldness beginnings and still wear your
>hair in a ponytail and still look insanely attractive.

i would like to mention that i get more compliments
on my hair when i'm wearing my fedora.

this would sound self-contradictory but for the fact that my
hair is halfway past my glutei.  covering the receding hairline
is the point.

AjD
was asked by 3 people today 
how long i've been growing 
my hair, and not once have
i said, "from birth."
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Barton Dominus' Legacy")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Last week's lunch
Date: 18 Dec 92 17:31:28 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com's message of 17 Dec 92 23:44:24 GMT

In article <1gr3coINNk64@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
   I thought the Old Ebbit was torn down when they
   renovated that corner.

Moved.  It's been across from the treasury building for years.

Followups to misc.misc.
--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: My favorite pi mnemonic
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 17:40:47 GMT

Yes, I have a super motorbike to travel about the roads foolishly.

-- 
/\    "I'm only a human girl person.  I ain't always perfect."--Rambling Rose
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: bye for now...
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 03:44:22 GMT

i'd like to wish all of you a swell christmas or whatever holiday you wish
to celebrate...even those i so ineptly flamed. back on the 28th...ciao, etc.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM (Tom Hopkins)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Amazing slogan for a vegetable
Date: 19 Dec 1992 01:21:43 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc., Billerica, MA. 
Distribution: world
Reply-To: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: nemesis.east.sun.com

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>                           BROCCOLI!!
>          THE ONLY VEGETABLE THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ADVERB!!
>                       HAW! HAW!! HAW!!!
>                  COMPLETELY UNLIKE POTATOE!!!

I like my broccoli with salzman.

-Tom Hopkins <hoppie@turbo.east.sun.com>
I was going to post this reply a few weeks ago but stopped myself,
narrowly averting a terrible tragedy, but when I read it included in
Blair's followup I was overcome and couldn't stop myself.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Hmmm....
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 16 Dec 92 16:52:01 CST


In article <1992Dec16.175244.2794@sci34hub.sci.com>, gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
> In article <1gkqgfINNhbb@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
> |In article <1gis43INN86n@milk.Warren.MENTORG.COM> tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli) writes:
> |>In article <MJD.92Dec13033409@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Sayushka Ivanov") writes:
> 
> |>>People who have had sex with me never forget me because I am the only
> |>>person any of them know who hits them over the head with a heavy
> |>>dictionary before, during, and after.
> 
> |>I just use one of those small pocket spelling dictionaries.  I wonder
> |>what Freud would say.
> 
> |Freud would probably use a German dictionary.
> 
> Austrian, more likely. Or latin...

Der GroBe Duden, no doubt. All umpteen volumes.

jkc (*plonk*)
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Steal idea from Carasso: +2 newbie points.
Date: 17 Dec 92 20:38:15 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

From alt.personals:
omega@triton.unm.edu (   --==[]==--   ) writes:
>	Hi, I'm a 36 year old DWM ISO a survivalist
>	type of woman.

>	Please write ...

Now tell me, honestly, how could any man resist responding to this?

					- Jeff Vogel
					Rutgers math
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What is wrong with Psychiatry
Date: 17 Dec 1992 17:20:24 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <BzDE78.Mn@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>The blood clot was the result of the man's father maltreatimg him to a
>blow to the head with a blunt object or surface.
>
>Do I win the prize?

No, you win the right to attempt to revive the man,
who was well dead when Skinner bowdlerized him.

				--Blair
				  "I'm a portmanteau worm."
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: finish this story
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 92 09:43:03 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <VtT=9gB@engin.umich.edu>

ljd:

: Ploetzlich wurde alle beim Lastkraftwagen zerschmettert.

Warden!!!
							--@lS
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: uwec power loss
Organization: t.b
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 21:33:22 GMT

hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu (that Joachim thing) writes:
> Our sysad has placed the following announcement in everyone's login:

     Fuck off, geek.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: an2292@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Test
X-Anonymously-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 22:27:07 GMT


test message
test message
yeah yeah test message
thumpa thumpa thumpa
woo woo woo woo

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Marketing Trends which must be encouraged
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 07:34:02 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <schnitzi.724808464@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>
>>In article <75700@apple.apple.COM>, bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>>> 
>>> TOGO's is now selling a turkey, stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce
>>> sandwich.
>>> 
>>> What more need be said?

>>What, no mayo?
>>Hmmm... what IS that white stuff, then?

>Joachim, you are about as funny as a 300 lb. ovarian cyst.

Which, incidentally, will make a nice roast for a large barbecue.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Oooo baby
Date: 18 Dec 92 03:18:39 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1grfl8INN4ak@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>
>I love Star Trek men!
>
>Greasy haired men who live in thier basements get me hot.  Glasses a plus!
>
>
>
>
>-- 
>A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
>T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    


Mark lippert will die.


Film at 11.  Soundtracks available on Don't Records.




-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: wheee, I'm flying
Date: 20 Dec 92 19:49:21 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <gerald.724760656@manning> gerald@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>I was going to post each of the segments between the "."s as separate
>articles, but I thought that would annoy people.

It did anyway, because if you'd been clued you'd have used "--"
instead of "." and the article would have been properly
digestified instead of just crashing all those mail gateways.

				--Blair
				  "HELO
				   IMMM
				   BIFF"
Organization: Junior, Math/Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:43:33 -0500 
From: Court Demas <court+@CMU.EDU>
Subject: Re: Proper pronunciation of 'Kibo' IN BED
	<1gj2r8INNr6k@chnews.intel.com>

Excerpts from netnews.talk.bizarre: 14-Dec-92 Re: Proper pronunciation
of.. Blair P. Houghton@sedona (595)

> In article <of=9pqa00awIA1919N@andrew.cmu.edu> Court Demas
> <court+@CMU.EDU> writes:
> >of.. Blair P. Houghton@sedona (835)
> >> In article <1992Dec14.031232.8788@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
> mad5c@uvacs.cs.Virginia.EDU writes:
> >
> >> >Pi: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078
> >> [...]

> <*plonk*> Again.

> >..164026862089986280348253421170679..

> Y'know, the sad part is he probably did the computation
> to get those digits...he probably wrote a routine to
> do it for him...he probably wrote it in lisp or BASIC...

NOT!  I  would never be caught dead computing the first 100 digits of pi
- I have them memorized.  I actually know 200, but only posted to 100 so
somebody else could join the fun (I'm still waiting).  If you don't know
at least 70-80 digits of pi then you have a serious problem.

> 				--Blair
> 				  "pow( (double)'<plonk>', (double)argv );"

courtalingus
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sibyl Waugh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: observations of my fellow victims
Date: 20 Dec 92 05:45:02 GMT
Organization: Acme Exploding Statues and Spontaneously Combustible Memorials Ltd
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

Of course I am not homosexual, but all my best friends are.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Posting private email (was Re: ssc: sioux s. conf.)
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 13:57:46 GMT

In <1992Dec11.184058.6856@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:

>   all of these passionate responses! all of you have flattered me
>well with your delicious responses, as well as your anger and flames....which  *told* you i would eagerly devour. i was suprised to see some
>supporters out there....i love you all. even you flamers out there. i
>really do :).

"You can fuck off now, dicklick."
 - Susan Samarasinghe, to me.

I was going to put it in my .sig, but decided it was too offensive for the
tender sensibilities of Usenet.


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Trip on Space Ship 3.
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 00:43:03 GMT

pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
)
)I'D LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH SATAN. i bet it would be fun.



                             I LOVE SATAN
                            SATAN LOVES ME
                             I LOVE SATAN
                         SING ALONG WITH ME!
                             I LOVE SATAN
                       HE'S ONE REALLY COOL GUY
                             I LOVE SATAN
                     TO MEET HIM I'D GLADLY DIE!
                             I LOVE SATAN
                          HE'S MY NUMBER ONE
                             I LOVE SATAN
                          FOR HE IS MR. FUN!
                            WE LOVE SATAN
                   HE'S THE GREATEST CAN'T YOU SEE!
                            WE LOVE SATAN
                      HE'S JUST LIKE YOU AND ME!

                             I HATE JESUS
                           JESUS IS A FAG!
                             I HATE JESUS
                        JESUS IS MY GARDENER!
                             I HATE JESUS
                           JESUS IS A JERK!
                             I HATE JESUS
                         JESUS NEVER WORKED!

                          BUT I LOVE SATAN,
                         AND SATAN LOVES ME,
                            I LOVE SATAN,
                        SATAN SATAN WHEEEEEEE!


	(C) ROGER CARASSO, Apr 7, '91 06:17:07 GMT

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Subject: Re: t.b
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 22:36:39 GMT

tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan) writes:

>I have just read through about 300 articles.
>Half the time it was really cool and I liked it.
>Half the time it was dump and I felt like puking.

Wait, which was the good part?

Just curious.

the doc

--
  Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
  josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 543-5004
 That's one more kid that'll never go to school, never get
	   to fall in love, never get to be cool