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From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Is that REALLY Michele? (FLASH! MICHELE - WAH WAH WAH)
Keywords: soft, pliable, smelly, looks awful
Date: 9 Jan 93 07:32:12 GMT
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA

thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester) writes:


>     In truth, Michele was the prototype for the first Italian fuck doll.
>     The production model comes with an audio cassette replete with
>     phrases such as:

>                     "Pleaza, flama my hot'ta assa!"
>                     "I'ma gonna giva you summa gooda heada."
>                     "MA-ma mia!  Dat's-ah summa spicey-a-sperma!"
>                     "Datta tasta justa likea provolone."
>                     
>     Needless to say, it didn't sell well at all.  Most of it's phrases
>     were unintelligible, not to mention the unexplained presence of a
>     certain fecal smell about it.  All this, even though it was tested
>     extensively at Fermilab by top-rated scientists.  Legend has it that
>     they still keep one around just for "laughs" and share it with their
>     colleagues worldwide.

>     Uncle Fester

Gee. Why doesn't Michele (man or woman) respond to this one? I think this
may be WAY outta his wop ass range actually. He spends his time quoting US
history, but when he gets a flame lit in his ass (while Zugates is in it)
he balks and pusses out. I can't understand it. Michele (man or woman) are
you reading this? Hey fuckwad! What are you doing about this stuff?
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Subject: Like Weeds in Winter
Summary: Geeks will be Geeks.
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 05:20:27 GMT
Distribution: USA
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX
Keywords:  A vacation would do you both some good.


Back from vacation and what do I see?
Snow and ice blanket the landscape of alt.flame.

Now, only tiresome and tenacious thread-weeds like "keegan v. darcy" survive 
to poke their scraggly heads from amidst the ice.

Well, this alt.flame stuff was just a passing fad anyway.  

-- Andy
From: anon.582@pax.tpa.com.au
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Is that REALLY Michele? - NO!
Date: 13 Jan 1993 08:32:37 +1030
Organization: PAX - Public Access Unix (Adelaide,South Australia) - Anonymous Service
Reply-To: anon.582@pax.tpa.com.au
NNTP-Posting-Host: flash.pax.tpa.com.au


Kevin the washer writes:
>In article <16060052@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com> tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com 
>>
>> wop-shit is food for brits
>>
>That must be the stuff I had when I was bundled into an Italian
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>restaurant in London a few weeks ago and force fed.  They told me
>it was pizza and they even told me that all they do all day is eat
>the same pizza and only break to eat pasta for a change.

Yeah. They *told* that. And you, moron, did belive that! 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, HAAAArrrggghh!!! 

My God, kevin ,do you wanna kill me?!? I am still laughing, no way,
new year, same moron. 

And... and... and the FUNNY THING IS THAT YOU PAID FOR THAT!!!!

HAAAAA HAAAAA HAAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

Good one, moron! To pay for eating *wop-shit*!
Idiot! Italians don't sell real food to british scum! We can get
your money just selling you the shit! We *tell* you that it is food,
but it is not the real food that we eat, MORON!

HAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

	Michele


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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: Is that REALLY Michele? - NO!
Keywords: spurious, placebo, Italian-Fly
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 16:00:44 GMT

Sparky writes:
>Could this "dallagata" person be a false Michele? 
>You know, like fake vomit or rubber dog shit?
>--Sparky

I have several theories about this Zugates/Michele affair :

1. Zugates and Michele are lovers, Zugates pays Michele
   by posting articles for him.
2. Michele has obtained blackmailing material of Zugates
   perverted sex life and thereby forcing him to post
   articles in alt.flame.
3. Zugates has a split personality and really thinks he
   is Michele when posting the drivel.
4. Zugates worships Michele and does everything to look
   and act like him without a permission.
5. Zugates really retypes Michele's drivel in which case
   he *really* must seek medical attention.

Wanna bet ?

From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 21:12:52 GMT
Subject: Re: CAPTAIN MICHELE DALL'AGATA TIDY BOWL III
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

I have just communicated with some friends at World.Suck.Communist (aka pigboy)
and I have been told that:

-Martin is a clerk in the toilet room
-He is originally from Serbia, considered scum of the earth
-He has a police record for sexual crimes against young girls
-He once invented a new improved toilet paper
-He has trouble computing standard non-exempt pay
-He DOES clean toilet room toilet
-He is highly DISLIKED -He is highly DISLIKED 
-He is known as the "pig-boy" from Serbia
-He likes the potato(e) up 'ees arse
-He aspires to head up the Communist gay employees association as Commisar
-He takes she-male hormones and has a small penis
-His street name is Pointdexter
-His potatoes are always stinky

Thats about it. If anyone would like my contacts email address to ask more
questions, please let me know as she has volunteered to provide as much
info about it as she can.  One note, he is on the verge of being canned NOT
FOR POSTING TO ALT.FLAME but other sites as alt.gay.MBLA, and some 
other really strange areas. They also figured out he has 11 anon adresses
too.  He is the laughing stock of World.Suck.Communist since he has been
spanked by gay members of the net.

Tony using Michele's account.  Is it really us?


all disclaimers apply
"everything you know is wrong"

From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:20:42 GMT
Subject: Re: DALLA'AGATTA DEFEATED - CRAWLS BACK UP ZUGATES ASS
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame


From: dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Dave Parry)

>One thing you can't accuse Michele of is being boring. He may talk a
>load of old bollocks, 

But what the fuck is a bollock?!? 

>but at least he's entertaining. He's the last
>person I'd put in my kill file.	  ^^^^
 ^^^^^^
You see? He, he, he, he... 

Thank you, buddy. I can't flame you telling that you are a 
moron. You've shown us to have an high I.Q. on this post. 
Good job.
>
>alt.flame needs people like him, rather than the "fuck, fuck, fuck"
>merchants.
>
What the fuck, fuck, fuck are you saying, now?!?!? There is 
nobody like me on this world! I am the *only one*.

Anyway, SHIT! Unfortunately you're not a girl.
Hey, do you have any syster? I can entertain them, too. 
In a different way, sure...

	Michele

>Dave  
all disclaimers apply, especially here

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: patrick@rio-grande.is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Info regarding rules on ALT.FLAME
Organization: Who's asking?
	<PATRICK.93Jan6182427@rio-grande.is.rice.edu>
	<1993Jan6.203900.46170@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 17:05:46 GMT

On 6 Jan 93 20:39:00 CST, dchatterjee@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu said:

>In article <PATRICK.93Jan6182427@rio-grande.is.rice.edu>, patrick@rio-grande.is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>> In article <1993Jan6.171620.46166@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> dchatterjee@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
>> 
>>      Dear Netters:
>> 
>>       This is my first posting. I want to know what are the generally accepted
>>      ground rules for "ALT.FLAME" newsgroup ????
>> 
>>      Please reply via e-mail or post it on this newsgroup, please.
>> 
>> Well, look at it this way -- if you thought soc.culture.indian in the last
>> two weeks has been bad, this group will make it look like a Sunday picnic.
>> Rules?  WHAT rules?  :-)
>> 
>> --PLH, good luck, anyway -- good Samaritans are rare enough as it is...
>> --

>No, Patrick I am *serious*. There has been a lot of cry hoarse momma's
>milksops - fucked up piece of shit-heads, who have asked me to fight with
>a jerk somewhere else. I am thankful that you already have a fair idea of
>what crap goes on in the SCI/ SCP. I have invited a moron to come over in 
>this group where I can fight in peace. That's why ! Don't worry, I am a
>thick-skinned animal. I know that I shall fall down, but, I can get up and
>walk. I am willing to learn 8-). In fact I am willing to improve my flaming
>tactics. I'm sure that I am going to have a nice time.

I think you will, too -- when said moron gets here, hey, feel free to burn
him to toast.  If he's *really* moronic, you'll get help in crisping him.
So come on in and start sawing, already...

--PLH, now, if we can just get Reverend DODie back in here for a minute...

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From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Did They Get Michele?
Date: 5 Jan 93 00:15:48 +0000
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <C0Cr5F.Duz@world.std.com>, martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan) writes:
> scasburn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven M Casburn) writes:
> 
>>     Haven't seen Michele on here lately. Did they nail him/her?
> 
> It is still here. It hides in a closet at fnala.fnal.finally.finsihed.gov
> and prays it's security officer isn't on the console watching processes.

I don't pray anybody asshole. Now I am on Italy, and so now I can burn you.
> 
	Michele
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: keegan's convoluted thought processes, or the lack of them?
Summary: Like maybe he's just stupid?
Date: 8 Jan 93 23:16:52 GMT
Followup-To: If.you.wanna.say.goodbye.then.just.say.it.and.mean.it.asshole
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com> repeats himself by writing:
>andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>-> james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com> writes:
>-> >======
>-> >References:  <C0BDI3.7HH@cmptrc.lonestar.org>
>-> >Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 21:09:36 GMT
>-> >andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>-> >|>Well, this alt.flame stuff was just a passing fad anyway.  
>-> >
>-> >no surprise.
>-> >
>-> >goodbye andy.
>-> 
>-> The only one I see saying goodbye here is YOU,
>-> jimmy.
>
>i'm not surprised.
>
>as i said, you seem to have a short-term memory
>problem, unless it's something else, of course.

So, explain yourself.   You obviously assume that this statement:

>-> >|>Well, this alt.flame stuff was just a passing fad anyway.  

constitutues a farewell.  Hmmm.  It's in the past tense.  Does that
make it a goodbye?  I said "passing fad".  Could I have possibly been 
talking about someone other than myself since that was the whole point
of the message:  the dearth of activity in alt.flame with the exception
of your tiresome drivel? 

Nah.  Most probably it's just your continually demonstrated inability
to stay in context.  Your little feeble mind just drifts off the way it
wants to go like the squeaky front-end of an old rusty misaligned Ford pinto. 

Or could it be that since you're too stupid to ever WIN any arguments, but
you ARE anally retentive enough to respond forever with doctored follow-ups
containing out of context quotes, that you hope to at least win the hearts and
minds of whomever happens to stumble across the end of the thread?

C'mon archive-boy.  Explain yourself or shut up.

Sheesh.  What a maroon.          

-- Andy
From: anon.582@pax.tpa.com.au
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This place is getting boring.
Date: 13 Jan 1993 07:29:49 +1030
Organization: PAX - Public Access Unix (Adelaide,South Australia) - Anonymous Service
Reply-To: anon.582@pax.tpa.com.au
NNTP-Posting-Host: flash.pax.tpa.com.au


Moana (how man, I really *love* this name) writes:

>I don't understand, Graley, I really don't understand! What do you want
>to say? That *I* am ... *Michele*? Please, Graley! Only a fully damaged
>brain like yours can get to this conclusion!

WHAT?!? You don't remember? We are one body, one soul, one life. 
Nothing can divide us, just because we are the same spirit. 

Ah, and one mind too. You are brainless.
>
>Moana.

  Ciao
	Michele


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From: Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Re: Stats for alt.flame: December 1992
Date: 8 Jan 93 17:55:18 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1993Jan8.092136.22903@ericsson.se> etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se writes:
> 
> Yeah true, but *I* wasn't shooting my mouth off about being *top* poster, unlike
> your egocentric babblings.  That was the point, you cancerous cyst!  You and Kev
> giving it the "Top That!" & "Waah, I did more than you" despite the fact that 
> you did nothing but repeat the same insipid insults over and over.
> 
> Go cry in your own pillow, not alt.flame!
> 
Bollocks.  Is that a flame or what?  Good lord, and he thinks Michelle's
bad.  So where did you come in the league tables then?  What do you
think the league tables are for?  Actually, I don't know either but
that dacman character thinks they're flash, but then he would - he's
from Australia.

Anyway, I think I've been misquoted.  I actually said "stitch that," I don't
ever recall posting "top that!"  You really ought to read the posts before
coming to the conclusion that you're better than every other poster.

Shit, what did you ever post anyway?  I don't remember seeing your name
on any posts.  I remember some geek from ericsson.se but was that you
or was the poster a geek because he was taking flaming lessons from you.
Maybe you were taking flaming lessons from him, maybe you two were
bum chums all along.

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Annoying Part I
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 09:15:51 GMT

Yeah,
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mbrownel@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca (Mark Brownell)
Subject: Re: Jorn: typical scandinavian asshole
Organization: University of Toronto Chemistry Department
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 16:02:24 GMT

Robert C. writes...

>....and gunnar, please list below all the contributions that
>scandinavia has given the world:


Oh gawd. Another lukefish string.

Mark B. :-s

From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 17:35:43 GMT
Subject: Re: Michele's Personal Secretary
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

Im using cut and paste, Sparker.

It got so boring around here I had to do somthing to add
fuel to the fire.

Look at Rob Dobson.. he's having to pull over stuff from
alt.angst!


More M forthcoming.
From: cress@sportster.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Annoying Part I
Date: 12 Jan 1993 12:53:15 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sportster.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <jorngh.256.726830151@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
>Yeah,

You
From: moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Michele
Date: 12 Jan 93 06:05:51 GMT
Organization: Washington University,  St Louis MO


In article <1it8a4INNldu@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>In article <35101@olympus.wustl.edu> moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi) 
>writes:
>>[advice to Michele deleted]
>>
>>PS: everybody is free to flame my english: at least this is a thing that
>>    also the majority of the brainless alt.flame posters is able to do.
>
>Au contraire...we could flame the fact that your attempt to give
>Michele advice is futile, and a total waste of your time and energy.

Yes, Liz, maybe you are right. But, you see, I'm absolutely fed up
of the attempts of Michele to put shame on all the italian people.
Anyway this is alt.flame, and not alt.advice. In italy we have an
expression that looks like: "man half advised, man half saved" ...
Michele: you understand it, don't you?

>But, it's your time and energy...and maybe Michele will hit on you,
>too.  Wouldn't that be fun?

Well, if he hits like he made in his first reply, there is no problem.
His hammer seems to be very light, almost like his brain. What else you
think of a guy that is not able to sign his tremendous and threatening
flames?

Anyway, at the beginning, it seems very funny! You hit me, Michele, 
when you called me 'bitch' or some italian equivalent. Yes, carry on,
and show to everybody how deeps your flames are and how low your IQ
is. With some more exercise you can reach the level of Graley or Walsh.
... And, if you really are the king of flames, remember your caps-lock 
turned on ....

Moana.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: Jagdeep A Fucking Mekka Schwein
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 03:06:19 GMT

Jagdeep Sahni writes:
> [Garret stuff deleted]
>	Garrett, you must be a real nitwit. Where have been? Mars? Did
>you expect a nationality-profanity-lameflamer-asswipe like Jorn HAlonen
>to be PC? I am sorry to say that you fucked up big time here. Gee. I bet
>Martin/Witty won't waste any time correcting Jorn. Expect all alt.flamers
>to piss on you.
                                                                 
Who the fuck put a quarter on you ?!?! You're nothing but a fucking
green card tourist with a fanatic religion which breeds terrorism,
war and crime.
                                                                  
Go on boy, kneel for Buddha or Mekka or whatever before I kick your
already worn-out asshole. You know, it's people like you who fuck up
the world thinking that you're doing the right thing.

If I could, I *would* piss on you. Preferably acid, that way your ugly
looks would be improved.

From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 18:30:21 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Stats for alt.flame: December 1992 (MORE TWISTED BULLSHIT)
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

<cont>
I don't have my own pillow, I use the pillows of the other
girls. Really I prefer to sleep on the soft, *thin* bellys
of them, but that's another story...
>
>Jim.

It seems to me that there is an invasion of scandinavian
assholes. What's the matter? Life over there is so boring?

Just curious.

	Michele
all disclaimers apply

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Haushalter A Fucking Nazi Schwein
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 09:13:57 GMT

Robert C.Haushalter writes:
>Do you think this watery rectal secretion from a child-molesting, whale-killing 
>scandinavian euroscum butt fuck such as yourself really impresses anyone?  You're about 
>as welcome as a genital wart.  Look, Jerkoff Gunnur Halcyon, you mention wops, 
> [trash deleted]

Haushalter, your name sounds suspiciously germanish, definitely
european. What are you ? The son of the war criminal Mengele ?
Yeah, your father obviously couldn't take the heat in europe and
fled to the open arms of USA, married the first dope prostitute
and cursed the world with you.

No matter how you put it, you'll end up flaming your own country
and hence yourself by calling us euroscum. If we're scum, you're
the son of scum (which you are, nazi).

The only true americans are the indians. Go stroke your Smith&Wesson,
Luger or whatever weapon you prefer. 

>...and gunnar, please list below all the contributions that scandinavia has given the world:

I've already given examples of that.

PS! Wanna talk about whales ??!? I'll fucking obliterate you
    if you dare to.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: Alt.flame = alt.comedy!
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 03:58:46 GMT

Daniel Rouse, Jr. (cvafy006@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu) wrote:

: ... the more amusing it is to see who is the REAL idiot (hint: it's not me.)

Yes, it is. Sorry...

:  The only one who is exempted from the "idiot" label is the one poster
: (I forgot who) who let me know that Michele might be the one posting from an
: anonymous site. 

Wrong again. Sorry...

: How boring...how trendy...how
: unoriginal...how amusing it is to read the feeble flames I've recieved!

Well, judging by your high standards, what else did you expect? 200
postings calling you boring and unoriginal? BTW, learn to spell before
trying to make a "sophisticated" impression. As for now, one can't help
feeling nothing but pity for you. Some day you'll catch up with the 
world. Good luck, boy!

/Par
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason)
Subject: Re: The creation of a new group: alt.loser.morons
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 23:59:12 GMT

anon.582@pax.tpa.com.au writes:
[mindless drivel deleted]
>	Michele

>P.S.	DON'T MOVE THE WOMEN, only the male morons (who cares if a girl is
>	brainless? They don't need a brain to make children).

Although this is also mindless drivel, I have a couple of comments.  Firstly,
this comment undermines and demeans women everywhere.  It illustrates one 
huge flaw that I have observed in Italian culture - a lack of respect for
the female gender.  Women are more than reproductive organs.  I trust I need
not stoop to women who are important to our shared cultural heritage.  
Secondly, this shows that Michele really is as much of an idiot as many 
have commented.  Of course it takes a brain to make children.  Perhaps
you have a need of a basic biology lesson.  Start with "A is for anatomy".

Katherine Merle Mason
Ne Oublie....
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 18:29:26 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Stats for alt.flame: December 1992 (MORE TWISTED BULLSHIT)
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

<cont>
Point? Which point? You don't have any point, how can you
speak about such a thing?

Anyway, kevin started the "top poster" flame, and since one
of my mission is to tell kevin that he is a moron, I had to
answer.

I did not care to be the "top poster" even if...
(you know, the 8th on the world, I didn't belive that!)

>You and Kev giving it the "Top That!" & "Waah, I did more
>than you" despite the fact that
>you did nothing but repeat the same insipid insults over and over.
>
You know, jimmy, a repeatitive lame of mine is for sure more
fun than one of the best "flames" of yours. I have many
private e-mails that proove that...

>Go cry in your own pillow, not alt.flame!

I don't have my own pillow, I use the pillows of the other
girls. Really I prefer to sleep on the soft, *thin* bellys
<cont>
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