From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 03:08:42 GMT

In article <24AUG199218490333@bestsd.sdsu.edu> regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY) writes:
>Once again, Rip goes into the breach (and drags me along):

You ever been in the breach by yourself?  Ain't fun, I can tell you
*that*!

>>If Liz thought she was shocked before..... *evil grin*
><Liz wipes the evil grin off of Rip's face, and replaces it with a goofy
>smile> ... Ummm, no, not this time ... Once you've read 'Delta of Venus'
>and seen 'CookThiefWifeLover', you get used to things ...

With the goofy smile on his face, Rip looks something like a short
red-headed joker.... (Where does she get those wonderful toys?)

>>Is she some B&D Goddess or something?
>B&D Goddess?  No, I don't think so ... just the type of girl who reads
>'Playgirl' solely for the pictures ... and she has a boyfriend, and she
>thinks 30 is old, so cool yer heels ... *grin*

What do you mean cool you heels?!  Why I will have you know I am only
26...  ummmm...28 welllll....29, ok!  32....  jeeez!  the pressure!
But I am a *young* 32.  You might say 32 going on 15....

>A male virgin in Southern CA?  HA HA!  Ha Ha Ha ... tee hee ... Oh, sorry,
>I'm not into child sacrifice .... HA HA ... and I tell you I got the
>virgins wholesale ... are you offering better prices, better quality, or
>what? Tee hee ... SoCal male virgins ... ha HA! Whoa ... let me go over to
>the counter and compose myself ... hee hee hee ...

Well, I can offer top quality virgins.  Plucked from the vine while
they are still innocent and naive...  And I spent 2 years in SoCal,
and I can honestly say I never *once* smelled a virgin....

>>Yeah, except Marines....
>Hey, what's wrong with Marines? (Besides everything, of course) ... I like
>Marines ... they are abso-friggin'-lutely crazy ... I admire that.

Hey!  There ain't *nothing* wrong with Marines!  I *was* one for 4
1/2 years!  I just wanted to make the distiction between Marines and
other animals that like to play in the mud.... And just what to you
mean by 'Besides everything....'?  You and dreiux been getting
together?

>>**yes, once again I deleted some stuff.  You got a problem with
>>that?**
>It depends ... what did you delete?

Oh, just stuff..... Gotta appease the BandwidthGawds you know...

>>I will come looking for ya!
>Fine ... I'll bring the oil, you can bring the wine (I'm not used to the
>taste of alcohol, though ... probably wouldn't be able to finish off half a
>glass).

Ok then, sparkling cider and Reeses Pieces...

>That's if I make it to the CaliChat, which in turn depends on
>whether I can afford a Motel 6 ...

Tell you what, I will spit the cost of a room with ya, how's that
sound.... :-)

>and if I can't make it, tough!  You
>think *you* can find *me*, a born and bred Lost Angel, in this labyrinth
>of a metropolis ... hee he ... I would like to see you try ... tee hee ...

Hey, you forget who it is you are dealing with here!  I got friends
in places so low, you can't see them without a telescope!

>>would think that the ones that become lawyer would collect alot more
>>that $200!
>PoliScis still exist ... but we tend to hang out in caves ... those that
>don't usually end up trapped and put on display at the local Media zoo.
>And, since we're not lawyers, cave rentals are the only place we can
>afford.

Is your's next to the BatCave....?

>>So which one are you?
>I'm genuinely insulted ... I'm only of the rare ones who don't go for law,
>public admin, or international relations ... one of the unicorns ... see my
>horn?

I am truely sorry if I have hurt your sensitive feelings... But, no,
I can't see your horn.  I think only virgins can see unicorns....

rip
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