From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Subject: Re: Kebbin begs for attention
Organization: Who, me???
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 05:26:25 GMT

In article <1992Sep21.201014.11651@morrow.stanford.edu> EP.LLD@forsythe.stanford.edu (Lara) writes:
>Dear, dear kevin
>1.  posting a phrase, such as "perhaps a vacation, ..." etc.  is
>what happens sometimes when very intelligent people with very
>fast brain-processing speeds have a tendency to use verbal shorthand

And what's _your_ excuse then?

>(and some of us speed typists use verbal tendencies in our typing -
>it's quicker than 'thinking down' to the level of being graded by
>our elementary school english teachers).  

Sounds like you still bear a grudge against those elementary school english
teachers. Query: is Usenet an appropriate object for your petty vindictiveness?

>1A.  what i was trying to say, if i'd slowed it down for you
>properly the first time, is "perhaps this boy needs a vacation, or
>perhaps just some valium or prozac," 

Oh, so it's _my_ fault when you lapse into some mutant variant of the
English language, eh? I'm supposed to decode your gibberish, and count 
myself honored for the experience, is that it?

>the former drug no longer
>available due to its addictive qualities, but which you could
>probably benefit from; the latter being the most commonly used drug
>on the market for depression, one which happens to turn people into
>unthinking, but smiling, zombies.  most likely you could use the
>latter stimuli from the latter drug.  

Pharmacological flames. Impressive.

>2.  thank you so much for not sharing your laundry list [would that
>include batman underoos, or are you sticking with wonderwoman these
>days?] of personal net goals.  i'm laughing here, because i didn't
>assume that anyone was simple enough to actually HAVE a list of
>'goals one hopes to accomplish on USENET.'  

Ah, so you don't expect or hope to accomplish ANYTHING on Usenet, is that
it? What a gray, dull, depressing person you must be, just going through
empty motions like this. You have my pity.

>3.  listen, honey buns, if you don't remember hugo and what he/she
>said to erupt the net(s) into a veritable mount saint helens of
>racist and other sterotypes and counter stereotypes ([is there] such
>a thing[?]), not to mention some FAScinating scientific 'facts,'

Who the fuck is "hugo"? Your pet cockroach?

>you've obviously been working too hard at acquiring all that opulent
>hair upon your little palms.  

Hardly original. Keegan's been spewing this lame "hair on the palms" crap
for years.

>4.  little gerbil, i shouldn't joke with the learning
>disabled/humour impaired, 

Then why post to alt.flame? These parts are teeming with such people.

>now, since it took you a week to respond to each of my previous
>posts 

I'm heartbroken to think that you spent all that time anxiously awaiting
my replies. How could I be so cruel?

>(which were mercifully brief, in comparison), i'll log back in
>next march and see if you've come up with some spittle to sling.
>yeah, it's kinda entertaining, on those slow days when i just
>can't crank on my thesis.

Crank any harder and you'll go blind.

>and just to retain focus, my original comment to you was that
>perhaps inserting some CONTENT into your email might make for more
>fascinating reading.  

To what "email" do you refer? I've never sent you any "email".

>i have just demonstrated that one can go on
>for quite a long time without stating anything of substance, 

Come to think of it, just how long _have_ you been posting here?

								- Kevin
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