From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Trekking across Jesters universe...
Date: 10 Oct 92 15:09:31 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

Copyright 1991 by Two Bit of Gallifrey BBS, Lincoln, NE.  Reproduction
authorized.  Recording rights reserved.


   STAR TREKKIN': THE NEXT GENERATION
                by Two Bit

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  On the starship Enterprise
  Under Papa Smurf.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  Slowly going forward
  'Cause we're not allowed reverse.

 Ensign Wesley Crusher, report.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Starboard bow.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Sir.

 Analysis, Commander Data.

 It is life, sir,
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Better than us.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Captain.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Starboard bow.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Sir.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  On the starship Enterprise
  Under Papa Smurf.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  Slowly going forward,
  Still aren't allowed reverse.

 Medical update, Dr. Crusher.

 It's worse than that
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc.

 It's worse than that
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Better than us.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Captain.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Starboard bow.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Sir.

 Starship Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

 Ah, we come in peace,
 Let us go
 Let us go
 Let us go.

 We come in peace
 Let us go
 Let us go
 Please.

 It's worse than that,
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc,
 Mutant, Jean-Luc,
 Mutant, Jean-Luc.

 It's worse than that
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc,
 Mutant, Jean-Luc,
 Mutant.

 It is life, sir,
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Better than us.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Captain.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Starboard bow.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Sir.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  On the starship Enterprise
  Under Papa Smurf.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  Slowly going forward
  And things are getting worse.

 Engine room, Mr. LaForge...

 I cannot change what I can't see
 What I can't see
 What I can't see.

 I cannot change what I can't see
 What I can't see
 Sir.

 Ah, we come in peace
 Let us go
 Let us go
 Let us go.

 We come in peace
 Let us go
 O'Brian, energize!

 It's worse than that
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc.

 It's worse than that
 He's mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant, Jean-Luc
 Mutant.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Better than us.

 It is life, sir
 But better than us
 Better than us
 Captain.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow
 Starboard bow.

 There's the Borg on the starboard bow
 Starboard bow,
 Sir!

 You cannot eat the script, Worf.
 I'll can ya, Worf

 It's worse than that
 It's syndication, baldy.

 <spoken>

 Bridge to Engineering, warp factor 10.
 If I give it any more, she'll blow, Captain.

 <BANG>

 <echoing and high pitched-fading>

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  On the starship Enterprise
  Under Papa Smurf.

  Star Trekkin'
  The next generation twerps
  Slowly going forward
  'Cause we're not allowed reverse.
-- 
I am the cancelled checque that comes in the mail.
I am the zit on the night of crime's really big date.
I am the line noise that screws up your download...
I am the ghost of a chance that you don't have.