HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:15:08 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

'Chelle chides:

> Lee challenges  (AGAIN?!) :
>>From article <1992Apr6.022239.972@uunet.uu.net>, by ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh):
>>
>>[denials deleted]
>>--and I was hoping there wouldn't have to be any duels at the BeachChat in
>>the defense of this angelic woman's honor...  
> You're calling me angelic after the week we spent together?  I don't get it.

Well, it was MY idea of heaven!  I know I entered the gates of paradise....



>>...leaving her at the mercy of your evil whims!  I've seen this
>>strategy before.
> Seen it, hell!  I'll bet you've USED it before!!

What do think I am?  Some demented soul who would tie up an innocent
victim and have my way with her?  I think not!

 
>>Shall we say:  Pistols at Dawn?
> We can say it... I don't know what it means...

Good enough.


[whipped cream]
> This reeks of Romeo and Juliet.  "CoolWhip has been his untimely end..." or
> whathaveyou.  I think not.

Well, I'm not going to loose, so you don't have to worry about it...

 
>>Does thou accept?
> As long as it stays with whipped cream dispensers, I think I can handle this. 

And then afterwards, you can tend my wounds like the secene in Raiders....


> But I've seen the wall decorations of SteveM's apartment... I do't think you
> want to get any more technical than that. 

I'm no fool  (except for you....)


Lee
GOGIL & MHW's sweet baboo


-- 
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From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:12:27 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
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In <1992Apr14.145509.6040@uunet.uu.net> dch@uunet.uu.net writes:

> >> There is always room for a new face... 
> >> 	--especially one with no pie on it yet.....
> >> 	Bwuaaa ha ha....
> >> 
> >> 	(Blade, I think you should do the honors...)
> >> 
> >> Lee
> >
> >Well, could you at least make that pie a banana cream?  Those are my favorite.
> >Thanks!
> >
> >Christy
> 
> Never let it be said that I am not a giving and loving person,
> filled with the true spirit of life and courtesy. One banana cream
> pie, made by our scrumptious chefs here in the ARC-bakery and
> filled with a host of calories sufficient to gag even Puter...
> 
> An Pie   <splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut><splut>
> 
> Here let me help you with that...
> 
> <lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick><lick>
> 
> Welcome to ARC Christy, please watch you step, SOMEONE seems to have started
> a Food War III, Wrath of Food War II and you know how unstable chocolate
> fudge can be...
> 
> <Helping Christy across the remains>
> 
> Blade


Ah, thanks.  I feel so much better now!  Um <smacks lips>  Not bad.  Can I have
the recipe?

Christy
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 20:09:03 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.150445.9854@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, Erin Anderson
<erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
> >> And does this mean you aren't gonna tie me up and throw me
> >> to these hungry male wolves out there?    I'll compromise
> >> with you.... You can tie me up, but only you and I can be in
> >> the room.... Hey, whatcha think, Erin??  I beg of you!!    
> >
> >Ah, come on, boss!  You're not going to deprive us of all the fun, are you? 
I
> >can understand the others, but me?  I mean, I've been your dutiful masseur
for
> >months now, and when Erin ties you up you're going to make me leave?  Hmph!
> 
> 	After throwing a pie in my face, you expect me to let you take
> pot shots at Lis?  Think again, slimeball!  Mwahahaha!  [Erin pulls
> the firehose off the wall, and once again, aims at Dave...]  Meet your
> maker...  [The blast of the water throws Dave across the room and
> through the sugar glass...]  Blastnabit!  Now I've gone and washed all
> the pudding off him!

Pot shots?  I wouldn't take pot shots at Lis!  She's my boss too, ya know!  I
was just going to do an impersonation of what you would do.  (Of course, I'd be
much better at it.  :-)

Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Important Announcement-Prez RFA
Date: 10 Apr 92 02:09:56 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr9.193050.22171@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:

>Lis writes:
>>>Strawberries, Whipped Cream, and Chocolate Sauce are ALREADY
>>>the official foods of ARC.... We indulged in these at the
>>>First Chat, didn't we Chatsters??  Yeah, Cool....  Especially
>>>when shared....  **pant pant**    :-)~

>>Jamie suggests:
>>HMMMMMMM.....so what would you say to strawberries on a bed of chocolate 
>>with whipped cream for covers? *triplepant*..since I missed the First Chat...

>**WHEW** !!   What would I "say"??   I'd say, "Let's jump 
>into bed, Baby!!"   **Hot Sexy Smile**   A bed of strawberries,
>chocolate and whipped cream.... **Triplepant** is right!!
>Along with some **Hot Passionate Breathing and Sighs**.
>YES YES YES !!   Lots of "Body Snacking".... Oooooo, 
>**Hubba Hubba Drool Drool**      :-)~~   Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm. 

That is what I thought *inquisitive-sly-andyet-very cute-smile*
MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...oh,...hmm....
wwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeellllllllllll....woah..hmmmmmmmm?
(I'll leave the breathing your imagination)

Jamie
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From: ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: New Secretary to da Prez
Keywords: New Secretary to the President of the RFA
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 02:55:03 GMT

Da Boss sez:
>
>Good Day to All of You in the Romantic Fire Association
>and all those in ARC-Land....  Hi Lurkers!!  I know you're
>out there!!  ;-)    **The GRW waves to all**
>
>I am happy to announce the Position for Secretary to the
>President of the Romantic Fire Association has been filled....
>
>Pete Walsh, otherwise known as Ender,  has accepted the
>position, altho he is wondering what exactly *is* a 
>"Secretarial Position"....  I guess I'll have to keep him 
>after work and demonstrate the "secretarial position"
>to him, hey??   *heh heh heh*     ;-)   

*GRIN*

>Congratulations, Ender!!  I'm very very much looking forward
>to your "working under me".... (Yes, I like being on top too,
>thank you very much.  :-) )

Again, *GRIN*

>    Let's have a great round of **Applause** for the 
>
>   NEW  SECRETARY  TO  THE  PRESIDENT  OF  THE  RFA  !!
>
>      **Congratulation HUGS and SQUEEZES to ENDER**

Thank you thank you thank you...

First I would like to condemn... er, "commend" my fellow applicants and wish
you well in your future endeavors...

Second I would like to say...  NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!  =)  [just kidding folks]

As the NEW Secretary to the President of the Romantic Fires Association
I promise that I will endeavor to keep the President satisfied...  }=>

Cheers to all!!

-Ender,
 Secretary to the President of the RFA and Official Beach Bum of BeaChat `92
>
>
>Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
>President of the Romantic Fire Association
>
>p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
>      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Date: 16 Apr 92 15:12:19 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr14.141028.23980@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>From: Erin Anderson <erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
>Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
>Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 14:10:21 -0500

>>>      I believe this is the point I am supposed to become jealous,
>>>right?  Hm.  I tink I mite jus doo dat.  8)
>>
>>Gosh, I didn't think you would ever get jealous.... Well, 
>>come here, I have a plan my Luscious Handsome Hero........ 

>        Go for it...  I would like to hear this one!

Now I'm jealous

  Jamie Stuart               " I don't know what's wierder,
                            that you are fighting a stuffed
                            animal or that you seem to be
                                     losing."
                                          -Susie (C&H)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 01:11:44 GMT

In article <92105.204643AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>In article <1992Apr13.210138.6929@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com>,
>puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude) says:
>>
>> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) mentions...
>>>>Looking for a few good....tush's. *GRIN*
>>>
>>>What, one isn't enough for you?  *wink*
>>>
>>They are like Lay's potatoe chips.... Go ahead! Finish that thought!
>
>   You can't get laid enough?
>>--

No, that's "You can't eat just one..."

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Important Announcement-Prez RFA
Date: 11 Apr 92 18:13:03 GMT
 <1992Apr9.193050.22171@noose.ecn.purdue.edu><s6uccINNkae@agate.berkeley.edu>
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

On 11-Apr-92 in Re: Important Announcement-..
user BatMan@barkley.berkeley. writes:
>       
>HolySlipperyFloors Batman!  Get that woman a towel!!!!
> 
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
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>                     
> 
> 
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Oh, so you kill LF et. al. and transform yourself to Batman. Congrats AJ.
It gives new meaning when I invoke Batmail from the workstation.

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony)
Subject: Male problem update
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 18:06:56 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

Ok.  This is what's happening:

Mail has been getting returned to people or dumped who knows where, but
I think this is fixed now.  So....if you got mail back, please re-send
or try sending it through Dark Knight as he always gets through in about
two seconds....but he is getting medical treatment.....

Also, sometimes when I read the mail it is all garbage and I can't tell
who it is from, and I can't tell if when I log off it gets delted or if
thenext time I log on I am able to read it, so please continue to bare
with me asall these kinks get worked out.

Now, another thing:  I'm having trouble with my uploads getting
truncated.  This seems to be random, and I can't figure out how it's
being caused, so hang in there with me......

Love,

CowPatti

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From: lastuka@acs.ucalgary.ca (Tina Lastuka)
Subject: Re: Competition: (WAS: Re: TushRater)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 04:50:11 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta


>
>>(But, on the fair is fair, then the men would have to wear less than
>>planned......G-strings also? with velcro holding them together.)
>

   HHHMMMM.... I was at a lingere party the other day... I think
they had the perfect apparel for this contest... it is men's
briefs... the front is nice soft velvet, the back is sheer
stretchy mesh and the sides are velcro for emergency exits!

  Just a thought!



-- 
          **********************************
          * TINA THE HAPPY LITTLE OPERATOR *      lastuka@acs.ucalgary.ca
          **********************************
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:33:00 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

In article <1992Apr7.073033.13043@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
>groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
>
>>Actually, an hour is too long to spend away from her arms...
>>A second too long to gaze away from her angelic eyes.
>>And any amount of time too long to allow her to leave the forefront
>>of my thoughts...
>>
>>Lee
>>
>Oh, dear friends of a.r.c.....I think Lee's got it real bad...or real good
>depending on how you look at it.  This is wonderful and truly a gift.

Wonderful isn't it?   Means there's hope for us all.

>Michelle, you are one lucky lady.

And Lee's one lucky guy.

Paul
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 15:46:14 GMT

In article <92099.004352AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>'Chelle comments:
>>Steve slaps:

>>>Those "pants" weren't there before? Hmmmm, how the heck did they get
>>>there then...((Steve glares at his fingers and says "BAD Fingers!!")))
>
>What I'd like to know is: "Where does Steve get off, putting Lee's pants on?
                
*ahem*  Does it really matter?  *snicker*

>And whose gonna take 'em off...'Chelle?! *grin*

Was that a trick question?  Duh.... *grin*
>
>>Hey, they had a hit back in the 70s... "If you want it, here it is, come and
>>get it, but you'll have to hurry cause it's going fast..."  I'm surprised no
>>product has used that song in a commercial yet!
>
>Yeah, that was a great one, wasn't it?!  What kind of product do you think
>would use it, though?!

Why, Nike, of course!  Paul McCartney wrote the song, didn't he?

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
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Date: Monday, 6 Apr 1992 14:06:45 MST
From: <AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
 <1992Apr5.051715.11426@noao.edu>

In article <1992Apr5.051715.11426@noao.edu>, groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) says:
>
>From article <1992Apr4.230420.21896@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>, by
>ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Steve Salter):
>> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves ) begs desperately:
>>>Am I allowed to enter........*pant pant*
>                                I do not remember this from my post!!!!!
>                                Isn't it a breach of ettiquete to
>                                alter someone's quote? ;)

Ettiquette??? Here?!!!  That's like telling family to be nice or something! ;-)

>> Gee Lee, it's only been , what?, a week and you are already
>> begging?...*BIGSnicker*
>There you go again!  Let's be accruate here! It has has been one week,
>fourteen hours and two minutes....

Yeah, but who'c counting? :-)

>Let's strive for accuracy here!!!

That's like telling family to be responsible, isn't it?! *grin* and no, I
am not down on families... just in one of my quirky moods.
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From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 21:21:53 GMT

Jamie:
>>> Do you mean Jealous or Bodyguardous?
>>> I assure you sir that I only have the VERY BEST intentions *yet another 
>>> innocent smile*                       ^^^^^^^^^
Dave:
>>Now, Jamie, I personally don't mind what you do with Madame President, as long
>>as it doesn't interfere with the 9-10 hours that she has reserved for backrub
>>sessions.  Of course, I'm not commenting on Erin's stuff, since I have
>>absolutely no idea about what's going on!  (God, I've got some catching up to
>>do! :-)

>Erin States Matter-of-Factly:
>	Quick Summary...  Lis is my babe.  The End.  :)  How's that?

Does this mean you are gonna still be my Bodyguard?  I really
like having you as my Bodyguard, ya know....   :-)  

And does this mean you aren't gonna tie me up and throw me
to these hungry male wolves out there?    I'll compromise
with you.... You can tie me up, but only you and I can be in
the room.... Hey, whatcha think, Erin??  I beg of you!!    

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: T-Shirt Contests
Keywords: New President
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:10:23 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr8.151023.308
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr3.200403.8576@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>Now, if you wanna have a tight body
>building shirt contest on the guys, you got yourself a deal.  I'm mush
>when it comes to muscles..*swoon*....especially hard earned muscles say
>from chopping wood...*swoon again....
>*Julie gets lost in a daydream*
>Uh....what were we talking about?

*Lis nudges Julie*  "You mean you don't remember??  Think
MEN and MUSCLES and WET T-SHIRTS...."   "Remember Now??"

              :-)~


Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Jamie and GRW's Bed
Date: 13 Apr 92 20:37:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr13.203702.16344
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <880189s.69@ace.acadiau.ca> 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART) writes:
>Lots of stuff deleted (oh, but not forgotten*sigh)
>
>>Good Grief, it's soooo HOT in my office this afternoon.  Good 
>>thing I have my light and cool tye-dye T-shirt on.  :-)
>
>Boy you know, it's kind of HOT here too, I think I should go FOR a drink, 
>all this talk about CHOCOLATE is making me THIRSTY, maybe I should go FOR a 
>nice cool coke.  Maybe I just need SOMETHING ELSE...like a fan.
>Now who might have a fan?
>    ^^^
>Hmmmmmmmmmmm?

Well, Jamie, it just so happens I have a nice big fan here
in my office....  :-)

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 07:15:36 GMT

In article <1992Apr17.040620.5708@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
>In <1992Apr16.161814.12621@uunet.uu.net> smm@uunet.uu.net writes:
>
>> In article <1992Apr16.035050.13962@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
>> >
>> >Well, hell, yeah.  I'll take that job too. WHY NOT?
>> 
>> Ender, does this mean we're sharing her....?  *evil grin*
>> 
>> >> 
>> >> - ender
>> >> 
>> 
>> Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
>
>
>yeah!  You guys can share me.  I don't mind if you dont mind!
>
>Christy :)


No worries here... }=>

- ender

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From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Competition: (WAS: Re: TushRater)
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 13:32:16 GMT

>>G-Strings!
>   Are YOU suppling them?  I want mine blue. *wink*

I could probably be coerced into it...

>(But, on the fair is fair, then the men would have to wear less than
>planned......G-strings also? with velcro holding them together.)

Sure... why not ?

>I'm kidding!  I'm kidding!  Please, do not send me notes saying,
>"Really!" "I can't believe you said that" etc.  Because I know
>you were probably thinking the same thing!

mua hua ahhahaahahahahahha

>Ariel
>ps. I appologize to the Moral police.  Wait, Blade did it first.  If your
>going to arrest me, you have to arrest him.  (Want to share handcuffs, Blade?)

NO young lady, I AM ON the moral Police. But you get into these cuffs
and into my squad car and I'll go down, ahem take you down to the station!

ahahahhahaha 

Officer Blade
Truncheon of Moral Society
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From: kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat,alt.romance
Subject: :)
Date: 13 Apr 92 16:44:35 GMT
Article-I.D.: wkuvx1.1992Apr13.114435.1323
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

Yes, it's true...
as of roughly 7:15pm CT 12 April 1992 the number of wonderful available guys
was decreased by one... :)

Only thing is she lives about 60 miles away... this summer is going to be
hell... I'll survive.

Oh what a feeling... (and if anyone says "Toyota," they're gonna get it but
good! :)

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