From: thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester)
Subject: Re: Complete SUCKER list ...
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Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 21:32:50 GMT

In article <jorngh.163.724097066@dhhalden.no> jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GU
NAR HALONEN) writes:
>>(Uncle Fester) writes:
>>>>
>>>>Uncle Fester
>>>>
>>
>>>Heck, you even rip off other peoples names. Sigh ...
>>
>>	Now you really *are* a dumb excuse for a Norwegian asshole!
>>	Look at my user name.  Now, as hard as this may be for you
>> 	to believe, I've been tagged with the nickname Fester since 1958.
>
>Yeah, should've been 'Uncle Thesticle'
>
     Hey, now that's a good one.  
     Here's one for you:  Born Boner Hollowhead.

>Who the *fuck* knows or care about your history, man ? Hell, you're
>probably even proud of your stupid little nick-name.
>
     Yep.  I am.  Now *you* know.

>Would you take a person called 'Donald Duck' seriously ? Ooops, I
>forgot, you're an american. (Donald does live there, right ?)
>
     He has to live here.  He couldn't live up there with a bunch
     of Nors, Swedes and Finns that get upset because a duck runs
     around without pants on and thus ban him.  Donald Duck would
     never want to live somewhere that takes cartoons that serious.

>>	Go read about Charles Addams. (the creator of The Addams Family)
>>	He did not have a character named "Uncle Fester".  Now, go
>>	find out when the television show came out.  The "Uncle Fester"
>>	character was created by the television show producers.
>
>Thus you (or them) ripped of the character name invented by
>the show producers, what's the problem ? I don't fucking care who
>you're ripping off and I doubt the name would have the same impact
>if it hadn't been for The Addams Family.
>
     I guess you can't read well.  Didn't I say 1958?  
     The television series didn't come out until the 1960's Boner.

>>	as Jethro Bodine, you will see who was first.  I don't claim 
>>	to be the first person ever called "Fester" either.
>>	Their have been others named "Fester" before.
>
>Yeah, like the tv-show and the movie ... (both excellent)
>
     Look up "before" in the dictionary.  I was "Fester" *before* then.
     I will grant you that I wasn't an uncle in 1958.  So if you have
     a problem with my using the "Uncle" part of the name, you are 
     really a nit-picking weirdo.

>>	Who did you rip off your name from, hmmm?
>>	Probably some other "dumb excuse for a Norwegian asshole."
>
>I have a quite an *unique* name ...
>
     So your parents took Bjorn and dropped the "b".  How is
     that unique?  If there are no other Norwegians named "Jorn",
     maybe there is something wrong with being named that.
     I know, it must translate to "dumb excuse for a Norwegian 
     asshole."  Yeah, that's the ticket.

 
     Uncle Fester

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