From: megazone@buckaroo.WPI.EDU (MegaZone23)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.tamil,soc.culture.indian,alt.sex,wpi.students.desis
Subject: Re: DESI LIMERICKS   :-)  =8^)  :-o
Date: 29 Sep 1992 01:53:51 GMT
Organization: WPI USAF -- United Society of Animation Fans
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Just thought I'd expand the header to include out local group...

Flames are welcome...

In article <1a8c5lINN60s@overload.lbl.gov> prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem) writes:
>In article <1992Sep26.223831.366@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu> harish@theory.lcs.mit.edu writes:
>>From a mailing list I happen to be on:
>>(This may have appeared here before)
>>
>>             There was this young lass from Madras,
>>             Who had a most remarkable ass,
>>                 It wasn't round and pink,
>>                 As some of you might think,
>>             But was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
>
>	Hey!! Hey!! Hey !!!
>	I was the one who put it on that mailing list man!!
>
>	Prem!
>
>	Here's some more with a desi twist I made up :
>	----------------------------------------------
>	(No offense is meant to anyone from Calcutta, Bombay, Bangalore,
>	 Madras or New Delhi. Nor is any offense  meant to gays, banias,
>	 sambar-lovers, computer-whizzes or gay-over-weight-bania-computer
>	 -whizzes. These were made for humour, and the selection of lead
>	 characters was purely based on the rules of rhyme.)
>
>		When it rains in Calcutta,
>		People just become wetter,
>		    But if it snows,
>		    Everyone knows,
>		They'd pack up and move to Quetta.
>		--------------------------------------------------
>
>		There was this cute chap from Bombay,
>		Who people swore was gay,
>		    It was the way he walked,
>		    And the way he talked,
>		But folks in Colaba preferred him that way.
>		--------------------------------------------------
>
>		There was this engineer from Bangalore,
>		Who was afraid he was such a bore,
>		    He spoke either of software,
>		    Or of computer hardware,
>		And people just headed for the door.
>		--------------------------------------------------
>
>		There was this belle from Bangalore,
>		They thought she was smart when she was four,
>		    When she was sixteen of age,
>		    She went to Maharani's college,
>		And no one thought she was smart anymore.
>
>		(Actually, I came up with a more popular version which 
>		 employed a five letter word beginning with 'w', ending 
>		 in 'ore', with a 'h' in it somewhere..... I don't like
>		 that version so much, though I guess it was funnier...
>
>			There was this belle from Bangalore,
>			So sweet and pure when she was four,
>		            When she was sixteen of age,
>		            She went to Maharani's college,
>		        And now everyone thought she was a -----.
>		 )
>		--------------------------------------------------
>
>		(You need to know a little about Hyderabad for the next two...)
>
>		    There was this girl from Hyderabad,
>		    Such unbelievably good looks she had,
>		        When she ventured out in Abids,
>		        She was hounded by the kids,
>		    From Nampally, Begumpet and Secunderabad.
>
>		(And in case you girls from Hyderabad are getting a 
>		 little too sure of yourselves, here is the downer......  ;-)
>
>		    There was this girl from Hyderabad,
>		    Such unbelievably bad breath she had,
>		        When she ventured out in Koti,
>		        Young men in  pants or a dhoti,
>		    Fled to Nampally, Begumpet and Secunderabad.
>		--------------------------------------------------
>
>
>	These are a bit ...er..., y'know.....
>	-------------------------------------
>		There was this young guy from Madras,
>		With an ability quite gross,
>		    If you fed him some batter,
>		    and filled him with water,
>		He shot Sambaar out of his ass.
>
>		There was this bania from New Delhi,
>		Who wanted to trim his belly,
>		    His doctor said "Jogging,
>		    or exercise by Walking,
>		Not just by wanking your willie".  
>				(Actually this one is better in Hindi........)
>				(Moott maarna is such an evocative phrase..!!)
>
>================================================================================
>====    Prem!   (I made up lots more, if you want 'em.)                     ====
>================================================================================


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