HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: snow, snow, and more snow
Keywords: snow
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 13:49:24 GMT

In <C09nJG.91J@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>>this means i prob will be stuck [by snow] tomorrow as well. suck.
>I was going to make some sarcastic remark about how nice it is living 
>living in Florida and all but I realized that would be cruel.

On the other hand, when was the last time a several-mile-wide swath of Utah
got bulk-erased by a hurricane?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Xmas cheer, part three
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 08:10:12 GMT

If I see one more TV sitcom that uses its characters
in place of the characters in "A Christmas Carol,"
but the Scrooge character is more pathetic than mean,
and the Cratchet character is more klutzy than earnest,
I'm going to corner the market on turkeys _and_ break
all the crutches.

--kevin
From: jon@hill.lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's flames
Date: 22 Dec 92 00:18:03 GMT
Organization: Dept of Comp. Studies, Loughborough University of Tech., UK.

In article <MJD.92Dec12143627@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu
(Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>
>Provoke, anger, irritate me, by doing something that NOBODY has ever
>done before.  You have THREE chances.
>

But why would anyone want to irritate you mjd?  I've been one of the
12,000 t.b readers for a good few years now, only straying to make an
occasional post here and there, and you're an example to us all.  Just
like Ken Johnson[*], Roger C., CJ, Starcap'n Ra, mr x, St Theresa of the
Net, Yong-Mi, that Kent chappie, et al.  You're an oldbie - one for the
newbies to look up to.  Of course some jerks will try to make a name for
themselves by trying to provoke you, but those people deserve to be
killfiled, not only by you but by us all.

Jon (knowing when its best to creep a little)

-- 
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
** I can't even talk to you without the aid of chemicals or lies. - Pele **
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 03:35:28 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Dec30.214304.9694@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>My misogyny is gradually increasing.
>
>When you hear the news from Denver, you'll know...
>
>Mark., not serious, but the son of my sister's next-door neighbor went on
>a deadly rampage in Massachusetts

Which one, the guy out in the Berkshires?

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: life in the pentagon
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 06:18:00 GMT

cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri) writes:

>according to a friend of mine who claims
>to have actually seen a copy, the Pentagon
>(yes, that's THE Pentagon), publishes an
>internal newsletter which is entitled

>THE PENTAGRAM.

I first read this as "infernal newsletter".

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: ANYONE LOOKS GOOD IN JEANS
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 92 05:46:37 GMT

In article <9212272312.48@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <1992Dec28.000206.29242@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>>
>>I look *tough* in jeans.
>
>To look really *tough*, wear slightly baggy regulation prison jeans.

You mean the ones with the velcro in the seat.......?

rip
-- 
Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we
have?
From: ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (Lucifuge)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: test article
Date: 2 Jan 93 18:11:28 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

In <2935067756.2.p00258@psilink.com> p00258@psilink.com (A.J. Janschewitz) writes:

>>DATE:   2 Jan 1993 05:37:44 GMT
>>FROM:   Mephistopholes <satan@wpi.WPI.EDU>

>         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^--should be spelled "Mephistopheles," unless you 
>are a different demon, in which case I apologize.

And is in any case, merely a poor greek rendering of 'Lucifuge'.

Which I have dibs on. So there.

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Xmas cheer, part one
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Distribution: talk
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 06:24:35 GMT

carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>in talk.bizarre, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>)If I see one more clever rewrite of "'Twas the Night Before
>)Christmas" in the paper, I'm going to fly up to Washington
>)and chop down the Presidential Christmas tree, in broad
>)daylight.

>'Twas the Night Before Christ-Mass,
>And all over the net
>People were writing 
>About how Dave Noelle's pants were wet.

Where's my TunA MelT?
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: The best laid plans
Organization: The Gorilla-Shaped Cookie Trust, GmbH
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 13:13:21 GMT

In article <schnitzi.725598884@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>'Back so soon?' I asked Matt as he walked in the door at midnight.
>'You'll never get anything off that girl, trust me.'  He had been
>trying to lay our gorgeous but prissy neighbor who lived across the
>street for some time, but was continually denied.  Flowers, candy,
>and expensive dinners had failed to do the trick.
>
>'The night is young, my man.  Especially when you have these.'
>He held up a small pill bottle and rattled it.
>
>'What is that?' I asked.
>
>'Spanish fly.  Guaranteed to make her hornier than a bitch in heat
>in under an hour.  I slipped some in her drink before I left her
>house,' Matt said with a straight face.

[rest of story omitted]

No, the way you have to conclude this story is with the woman turning
into a giant fly.  Trust me on this one.

Mark., trying to lead them out of newbiehood eternal
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.misc
From: raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee)
Subject: Re: what i want for xmas
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.misc,misc.test
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 02:48:17 GMT

In <9002@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:

>world peace

Cindy Crawford? Oh, PEACE

>a decent windowing system to replace x

MS Windows NT?

>my cold to go away

Drugs. Lots of 'em.

>a set of decorative cubes with pictures of eyeballs and mouths on the faces

OK.....I think this can be arranged.....

>a mark levinson cd player

sorry...fresh out.

>a box with a rewind and fast forward button which would let me edit my life.

if you find one, let me know!
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: "A.J. Janschewitz" <p00258@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: test article
Organization: Performance Systems Int'l
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 13:40:49 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink-DOS (3.3)

>DATE:   2 Jan 1993 05:37:44 GMT
>FROM:   Mephistopholes <satan@wpi.WPI.EDU>
         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^--should be spelled "Mephistopheles," unless you 
are a different demon, in which case I apologize.

==a.j.==
Damned pedant
Faust in previous life
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: What I hate
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Distribution: talk
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 04:57:53 GMT

schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>What I hate is, when you're at a club that's lit by blacklight, making
>everybody's teeth look green, and you bring a girl home, and you realize
>that _it_wasn't_the_lights_.

You know, I think it is about time that you had your beer goggle 
prescription updated.
--
!cat .signature
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SSC
Date: 21 Dec 92 13:25:50 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1h2dsqINNnvg@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <BzHHrA.2Gs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>>With the possible exception of Paul Lord of the US Patent and Trademark
>>Office, I may be the highest ranking "government official" posting to this
>>newsfroup.
>
>I want to make a joke here about how your posting to t.b is
>an "article whateverable" offense, but I can't remember the
>term, exactly, so I'll just let it go at that.
>
Article 133, Conduct Unbecoming of an Officer.

I'll leave it to the reader to make the OBjoke about "becoming".

Mike "I'm sure our friend rpwhite knows all about this one." Dobson


>				--Blair
>				  "No soap, radio."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: CARASSO: DOMOORIGATO
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 04:03:06 GMT

"Turing Project"?

Nice try, but I could certainly tell the difference.

-T

Styx and stones may break my bones

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short,shameful confession
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 19:12:51 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1993Jan3.151443.3364@wam.umd.edu> rsrodger@wam.umd.edu (Yamanari) writes:
>I sometimes get the urge to go down to SETI and modify them to transmit
>instead of recieve,andI wantto send picturesofgiant penii to the stars.
>
>Gets to you sometimes.

I should crosspost this article to comp.os.os2.advocacy so that they can
fully appreciate your grip on reality.

But I won't.

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: 22 Dec 92 20:55:42 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

In article 15371@netcom.com, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> I go out of my way to walk past the cubicle of one of the system
> administrators.  She is a diminutive, pretty woman, very competent,
> and I like looking at her.
> 
> Mark., pathetic, really
> gooley@netcom.com

I bet you're hoping she reads news. (A pretty sly way to ask someone out, no
doubt)

---
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rsrodger@wam.umd.edu (Yamanari)
Subject: Re: short,shameful confession
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 00:30:19 GMT

In article <9301031412.53@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <1993Jan3.151443.3364@wam.umd.edu> rsrodger@wam.umd.edu (Yamanari) writes:
>>I sometimes get the urge to go down to SETI and modify them to transmit
>>instead of recieve,andI wantto send picturesofgiant penii to the stars.
>>
>>Gets to you sometimes.
>
>I should crosspost this article to comp.os.os2.advocacy so that they can
>fully appreciate your grip on reality.
>
>But I won't.
>
>-- 
>
>Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP

	All for fun, Rich.  Frankly, I wish the folks in c.o.o2.a
	could come up with legitimate arguments instead of relying on
	MS bashing like a bunchof rabble.  But I digress.


-- 
      Blaming "society" for your problems is like blaming clouds for rain.
 ---  boycott == coercion == censorship == closed mindedness == cowardice  ---
	      "Psalms 23:1  The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want."  
		Shepherds are for sheep.   -----      Pain teaches.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: "A.J. Janschewitz" <p00258@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: X in Oz.
Organization: Performance Systems Int'l
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 16:06:17 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink-DOS (3.3)

>DATE:   Sun, 3 Jan 1993 05:00:29 GMT
>FROM:   Pope Clifton <cliftonr@netcom.com>
>
>"A.J. Janschewitz" (p00258@psilink.com) wrote:
>: >FROM:   Andrew Clayton <dac@prolix.apana.org.au>
>: >------------------ Investigation agency food -------------------
>: >
>: >NASA, KREMLIN, CIA, NSA, FBI, JIO, ASIO, ENCRYPTION, CYPHER,
>: >HOAX, TERRORIST ATTACK, BIGUS DICKUS, POPE CLIFTON IS DEAD.
>                                                    ^^^^^
>Me?  On DAC's Hate List?  

Seems like only mild dislike to me. Remember thare are fates worse than 
death, hell hath no fury, and de minimis non curat leather at 300 
degrees for six hours, or until bubbles form.

==a.j.==
"Drug Free for over 45 Minutes!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: SWANSONG.....
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 19:13:46 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.215759.24987@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>
>ps. did i happen to mention that cathy and i are theater majors?

	Did I happen to mention that I enjoy barbequed skewered squirrel's heads?

>ppps. to the man who told me to fuck off - smile! you never know when
>rabid hamsters may attack your genitals! let's hope it's real soon! 

	I think she means me here.  I don't remember if I actually used those
	words or not.  If anyone else distinctly recalls saying that to her,
	please post.  I'll be holding my breath...



-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Organization: The Gorilla-Shaped Cookie Trust, GmbH
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 20:54:52 GMT

In article <1haghpINNq3o@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>i am going to drink an entire quart of
>store-bought eggnog today.
>
>AjD
>pass the 
>nutmeg
>-- 
>                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
>"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo

Nutmeg.  Lots of nutmeg.  Choke it down till you barf.

Mark., hallucinogenic emetic with horrid side effects, like me
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: moo moo moo
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 29 Dec 92 18:51:49 CST


In article <YfDq82a00VB_A2mJJT@andrew.cmu.edu>, Gregory Edward Hans <gh26+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
> moo moo moo mooo moo moo.
> are cows your toys.
> my sister loves cows.she eats them too.
> fashionable cows.
> stuffed cows.
> singing cows.a friend of mine is now in the israeli army.he has a band
> when he is not shooting at palestinians or getting stoned.they write
> songs about cows.he said he would sooner shoot a palestinian than a cow
> because ,"arabs dont hurt the ozone layer"
> he was really more of an aquaintance.it frightens me that they could
> give him a gun.if no one used dairy cows or beef the cow would die out
> since the cow is not suited to be wild any more.
> methane
> methane
> methane
> well so there we are.
> moo moo moo.

This is my favorite post of the week.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: snow, snow, and more snow
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 07:02:03 GMT
Keywords: snow

pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>this means i prob will be stuck [by snow] tomorrow as well. suck.

I was going to make some sarcastic remark about how nice it is living 
living in Florida and all but I realized that would be cruel.

On New Year's Day, we went down to the New River and walked around
in the sunshine (in shorts and tee shirts), watched the boats go by 
and just generally soaked in the atmosphere in the Fort Lauderdale 
historical district.  Later in the afternoon, we took a hour-long 
water taxi to a riverside bar, got a table on the water, watched a 
splendid sunset, and quaffed some rumrunners.

I am _so_ glad that I don't live near finerty.
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From: gaillard@panix.com (Ed Gaillard)
Subject: eyes like diamonds in a subway tunnel
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 04:19:40 GMT
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix, NYC
Keywords: story

I drove down the highway, staying carefully under the speed limit. I
wasn't about to take a chance on being stopped, not now, not so close
to my ultimate victory.

She had struggled when the sedatives wore off, as I was putting her in
the trunk of my car. It was no use; I had tied her up well, and only
the best rope was good enough for my Sarah. I could hear her thumping
in the trunk as I turned onto the highway, and a buzzing sound as she
tried to scream through the gag. I imagined myself, then, as a spider,
and she as the fly helpless in my web. The image pleased me.

Now, as I turned onto a side road, she had stopped struggling. I
thought of a caterpillar in its cocoon. No flight into freedom awaited
Sarah at the end of this trip.

A few miles later I turned off again, onto a narrow dirt road. The end
was near. My heart pounded.

I pulled to a stop outside my cabin, deep in the woods, left the car,
and opened the trunk. The ropes had already fallen away. Sarah stepped
out, a little bewildered, and spread her red-gold wings, drying them
in the air. I drew in a deep breath. Gorgeous! She was going to be
spectacular, pinned in a display case, the prize specimen in my
collection.

My mandibles clicked with pleasure.

-ed g.
...sting like a bee.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: infernal seasonings
Organization: Canticum Novum, Inc.
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 01:28:54 GMT

I am at present drinking a US WEST mug full of Celestial Seasonings (tm)
herbal tea made with one packet of Red Zinger and one of Peppermint,
sweetened with two packets of Sweet 'N [sic] Low (tm).

It tastes repulsive and I may yet vomit.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: EARN MONEY STUFFING ENVELOPES
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 01:27:47 GMT

in alt.personals, nasiom@rpi.edu writes:
)In article <BzIL9n.Jrp@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, ryno@sage.cc.purdue.edu (POOH BEAR) writes:
)|> 	If you are interested in earning a great supplemental income,
)|>         stuffing envelopes, send a SASE to :
)|> 
)|> 			STUDENT STUFFERS
)|> 			348-3 W. Oak St.
)|> 			West Lafayette, In.
)|> 					47906
)|> 
)|>  
)
)
)GET THIS FUCKING SHIT OFF THE NET.  GODDAMNIT...
)
)NO ONE SEND AN SASE...HE WILL DICK YOU LATTER BY ASKING YOU TO PAY $15 FOR
) A STUPID FUCKING KIT.
)
)I'VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO A FRIEND OF MINE.
)
)FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
)
)ANYONE WHO SENDS AN SASE IS A STUPID MOTHER FUCKING DICK HEAD...DON'T SAY I 
)DIDN'T WARN YOU!
)
)
)
)MILT.
)
)


>look
You are in a dark cave.  You see nothing.

>inventory
You have a lamp and a bag.

>light lamp
The cave is now lit.  You see Psycho MILT.

>open bag.
There is an axe in the bag.

>kill milt with axe.
Phycho Milt's head slits open.
You are awarded 10 bonus points.

>get eyeballs.
You have Psycho Milt's eyeballs.

>burn eyeballs.
With what?

>burn eyeballs with lamp.
The eyeballs burnup in a great flare of fire, reveiling a chain on the
cave ceiling.

>pull chain.
A door opens at the end of the cave, where you hear Madonna songs playing.

>enter room.
You enter a room fulled with 1000 nude 16 year old girls, and more
sexual devices and food then you have ever seen.  You lucky bastard.

End of Journey Reached
Game over.





Hugs,

Satan
From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Hep family motto
Date: 31 Dec 1992 07:09:37 GMT
Organization: University of R'lyeh



	"Words, not deeds"




--
Dave Angus                                   "Kundalini wants his hand back"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: SWM seeking Professional Asian Female
Keywords: Asian
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 00:54:33 GMT

in alt.personals, saul@studio.enet.dec.com () writes:
)
)Single White Male Computer Professional seeking Professional Asian woman,
							      ^^^^^
)around 30 years old, slender, height < 5'5" for friendship and marriage.
                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 

<blink>
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: mindless conformity
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 16:05:45 GMT

Ben Cox (Thoth) and I both used to wear Timex Ironman watches.  They're
ugly black watches with cheesy orange markings and stopwatch, etc. functions.

He bought a fake Rolex by SwissTime (related to SwissGuy).  I believe that
his Ironman broke.

There was a sale on the fake Rolexes here and I bought one as well.

Mark., we nonconformists are all alike at heart
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: ANYONE LOOKS GOOD IN JEANS
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 03:27:11 GMT

In article <72497@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>In article <1992Dec28.000206.29242@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
|>I look *tough* in jeans.
|Rick Kelly:
|: To look really *tough*, wear slightly baggy regulation prison jeans.
|  To look really *tough*, scrub the crotch with a large rough brick.

To look even tougher, *pound* the crotch with a large rough brick.

To look so tough *nobody* will mess with you, pound the crotch with
a large rough brick while you're wearing them.



-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short shameful confession
Date: 29 Dec 1992 23:24:59 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


i prefer the word 'perspex' to the word 'plexiglass'.

the former is much less descriptive, yet somehow
more evocative.


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
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