From: nguyen@drutx.ATT.COM (Christopher Chu)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [JOKE] Funny jokes found on net
Keywords: Funny jokes for all netters
Date: 18 Aug 92 06:05:54 GMT
Distribution: soc
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories - Denver, Colorado


Ca'c ba.n me^'n,

Trong ma^'y qua, co' qua' nhie^`u tranh lua^.n o+? tre^n lu+o+'i la`m
ma^'t nhie^`u ho`a khi' giu+?a nhie^`u ngu+o+`i ba.n trong chu'ng ta.
DDe^? ddem la.i mo^.t ba^`u kho^ng khi' dzui dze? ho+n :-) Chris ddu+o+.c
xin phe'p dda(ng le^n dda^y mo^.t ca^u chuye^.n vui nho nho? ma` Chris
dda? tu+`ng ddu+o+.c ddo.c qua tre^n lu+o+'i. Ne^'u ba.n na`o thi'ch thi`
xin cho Chris bie^'t Chris se~ dda(ng the^m #@%#$#@ :-) {Ooooops, ca'i
na`y no'i dzo+?n cho+i tho^i dda^'y nhe' ca'c ba.n 888-)))}

Hy vo.ng la` ma^?u chuye^.n vui nho nho? na`y se~ ddem la.i cho ta^'t
ca? ca'c ba.n va`i gia^y phu't thoa?i ma'i sau nhu+~ng gio+` phu't ho.c
ta^.p va` la`m vie^.c cu+.c nho.c (phew), hay pha?i nghe nhu+~ng cuo^.c
tranh lua^.n kho^ng ddu+o+.c to^'t tre^n lu+o+'i. Chris xin tha`nh tha^.t
ca'o lo^?i ne^'u dda~ tu+`ng bi. vu+o+'ng va`o nhu+~ng cuo^.c ca?i co.
vo^ i'ch na`y va` dda~ la`m ma^'t nhie^`u thi` gio+` quy' bau' cu?a ca'c
ba.n :-)

Ca'c ba.n me^'n, Chris chu+a vie^'t xong ma` dda~ tha^'y ma('c cu+o+`i
la('m ro^`i, hee hee, Ra^'t mong la` ca'c ba.n se~ ye^u thi'ch nhu+~ng
ma^?u chuye^.n nga('n na`y. Vui Ve? nha :-)
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| From: cho' ddie^n aka trash :-)                                            |
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| ga^u ga^u, ga^u ga^u, :-)                                                  |
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| cho' trai cho' ga'i! cho' o^ng cho' ba`! cho' con cho' nho?! Ga^u ga^u ... |
| DDE^? tra'nh ti`nh tra.ng b.i cho' ddie^n ca('n ai kho^ng thi'ch thi` cu+' |
| sua? tie^'p :-)                                                            |
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| DDo^i khi ... tu`y theo ca'ch su?a cua? cho' ddie^n! Nhu+ng cho' ddie^n    |
| bie^'t ddu+o+.c nhu+~ng con cho' kha'c kho^ng su?a hay la` chu'ng su?a     |
| kho^ng lo+'n. Ro^`i thi` dda^u co' ai nghe chu'ng su?a! Va` cho' ddie^n    |
| kho^ng ca('n ai ddu+o+.c ca? Gu+` gu+` ... {hee hee, ma('c cu+o+`i qua'    |
| ddi!!! 888-)))}                                                            |
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| DDo^i khi, khi cho' ddie^n tha^'y ca'i gi` cho' ddie^n kho^ng thi'ch hay   |
| la` nhu~ng gi` cho' ddie^n cho la` ddu'ng. Then, yes, cho' ddie^n ca`o     |
| ca`o dda^'t va` su?a nho? nho? tho^i! {cho' ddie^n cu~ng ho+i co' ti'      |
| dda^`u o'c suy nghi~ dda^'y nhe', :-)}                                     |
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| Nhu+~ng con cho' dda.i kha'c no'i ba^.y vo+'i cho' ddie^n?? cho' ddie^n    |
| se~ sua? la.i!!! Khi cho' ddie^n cho' ddie^n su?a nho? thi` cho' ddie^n    |
| tha^'y ho+i ma('c cu+o+`i! :-) Nhu+ng khi nhu+~ng con cho' kha'c su?a,     |
| cho' ddie^n se~ su?a to hon :-) Gu+` Gu+` ... cho' ddie^n su?a, su?a va`   |
| su?a va` su?a...... GU+` GU+` GU+` {hee hee, ma('c cu+o+`i muo^'n che^'t   |
| luo^n ca'c ba.n o+i) :-)                                                   |
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| ua(~ng ua(~ng,                                                             |
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| cho' ddie^n.......                                                         |
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Cheers,

Chris

P.S.	Anh Ly' Tru'c Vie^.t: Chris hy vo.ng la` anh kho^ng hie^?u la^`m
	y' to^'t cu?a Chris nha :-) Ma^'y bu+?a nay kho^ng bie^'t ta.i sao
	anh la.i gia^.n ho+`n gi` ai ma` di'nh li'u dde^'n Chris dza^.y? :-)
	Chris tha^.t ti`nh kho^ng muo^'n di'nh da'ng hoa(.c ddu.ng cha.m gi`
	to+'i anh ca? Hy vo.ng anh cu~ng se~ co' nhu+~ng gio+` phu't thoa?i
	ma'i va` cu+o+`i vui ve~ nhu+ nhu+~ng ba.n kha'c ve^` ca^u chuye^.n
	ha`i hu+o+'c o+? tre^n :-) La^u la^u Chris mo+'i tie^'u la^m mo^.t
	chu't tho^i, ne^'u kho^ng so+. anh hie^?u la^`m la` Chris kho^ng
	bie^'t ddu`a gio+?n nhu+ ca'c ba.n kha'c :-) Xin ca'm o+n anh
	tru+o+'c nha .... Cheers .... 888-)))
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