HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: odriscod@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: amusing system errors
Date: 14 Sep 92 13:51:08 AET
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia

In article <1992Sep11.150728.1927@aio.jsc.nasa.gov>, walker@superman.superhero.jsc.nasa.gov (Doug Walker) writes:

Yeah, I ahd the 16K RAM pack and had to put a beer coaster under it
to stop it loosing all my hard earned code...The other beauty was
when it got too hot *remember the heat sink was under the keyboard come to
think of everything was under the keyboard* it would blank out the
screen, I inserted a little piece of ice-cream plastic to stop this.
And the other one was the rf-modulater on my ZX was not very good
often I could see lines on the screen where characters were displayed.
My local distributer had no fix for this, and every time I feel like
complaining about my box now, I just remember the "Good Old Days"

David O'Driscoll.


Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: New virus alert
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 04:15:36 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.022134.23566@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> ins141f@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Adam Bradley) writes:
>:>David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
>
>Very little......
>

Small things....

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling)
Subject: Re: New virus alert
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 04:31:19 GMT

brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
>: 
I disagree. IMO,
%
________________________________
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
From: jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle )
Date: 4 Sep 92 23:08:37 PDT
Organization: California State University, Bakersfield (USA)
Keywords: supercalifragilisticexpialladocious
Summary: There really is a T.I.T.

>>Heres a little helpers: the society is also known as ITSS Information Technol
ogy
>>Student Society (yes we wanted Territory Information Technology Society !)
>>(SCHIT) appart from that theres no real conscrictions other than its got
>>to be funny !
restrictions.  Anyway, I was reading an article on Ga As chips, and found 
that the Tokyo Institute of Technology is a REAL place.
Oh, hang on...  Sorry, I just realized that the school may have to be in
Oz!  Oh, well.  Store this in the useless facts file, tell your boss about it
on Monday, send me a $50 Australian bill...

>>If I win th competition, the person who submitted the design I'll send you on
e of
>> the shirts as a bonus (as long as your in Aust oh OK Tasmania as well and if
>>your really lucky mabye even New Zealand)..
(USA?) No need to thank me ;-).

Jennifer
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: New virus alert
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 23:26:00 GMT
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 9 Sep 1992 23:24:23 GMT
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
 <1992Sep8.043915.7140@lugb.latrobe.edu.au>,<1992Sep8.075254.23285@latcs1.lat.oz.au>
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1992Sep8.075254.23285@latcs1.lat.oz.au>, wright@latcs2.lat.oz.au (Michael G. Wright) writes:
>	I think that you should definitly give the dean a t-shirt saying :
>			SCHIT-HEAD.
>
>	As for the rest of you, well :
>			I'm a SCHIT student.
>
>but I wouldn't wear that if you paid me. Make sure that your top is something 
>that people will want to wear.



heheheheh - people are *always* trying to get their hands on my top ...





Rachel

"Supergoof"

   - -
   O O
    >
   \_/


Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: NZ
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Distribution: aus
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 05:48:07 GMT

In article <1992Sep7.031817.1206@peponi.wcc.govt.nz> meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>Path: csc.canberra.edu.au!manuel!munnari.oz.au!spool.mu.edu!wupost!waikato.ac.nz!comp.vuw.ac.nz!newshost.wcc.govt.nz!med.wcc.govt.nz!MEACHEN
>Newsgroups: aus.jokes
>Subject: Re: NZ
>Message-ID: <1992Sep7.031817.1206@peponi.wcc.govt.nz>
>From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
>Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 03:18:17 GMT
>Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
>Sender: news@peponi.wcc.govt.nz (NEWS)
>References: <1992Aug30.155711.7166@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au>,
> <1992Aug31.001019.15747@bby.com.au> <1992Sep1.041724.11269@peponi.wcc.govt.nz>,<1992Sep2.185640.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au>
>Distribution: aus
>Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
>Lines: 25
>In article <1992Sep2.185640.1@cc.newcastle.edu.au>, glgam@cc.newcastle.edu.au (GLGAM) writes:
>> 
>>> How do you know when an Australian is bullshitting you?
>>> 
>>> When his lips are moving.
>>> 
>>> --
>>> Red
>>
>>Hey Red,
>>
>>	Ever notice that there's more of us ?
>>:-)
>>
>>Scott Mackenzie..
>
>Did you hear about the poor little English boy?
>"Father I don't want to go to Australia."
>"Shut up and keep digging."

Kiwi Dad:	Dave, mow the paddock!
Kiwi Dave:	Yes Dad.
Time passes(even in NZ)
Kiwi Dave:	I finished Dad.
Kiwi Dad:	What did you leave those two patches for Dave?
Kiwi Dave:	Well Dad that one over there is where I lost me virginity.
Kiwi Dad:	What about the other patch Dave?
Kiwi Dave:	That's where her mother watched.
Kiwi Dad:	What did her mother say Dave?
kiwi Dave:	BAAAAAA Dad.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: ins141f@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Adam Bradley)
Subject: Re: New virus alert
Organization: Monash University
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:21:34 GMT

:>David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:

Very little......


--
Adam Bradley - 2nd Year Comp Sci            |       ///
 Monash University - Clayton Campus         |      /// Amiga makes it 
  Melbourne Victoria, 3192.                 | \\\ ///    possible ! 
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: Brad Hughes <brad@uts.edu.au>
Subject: Re: When sex is called "washing"
Organization: CCSD, University Of Technology Sydney
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:35:52 GMT
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A6D4D61031042403@microshop-02.ccsd.uts.edu.au>
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
X-Xxdate: Thu, 10 Sep 92 10:38:08 GMT


My apologies for the double posting, my newsreader is acting up again..
it times out and fails to post, so I re-post and it somehow finds its 
failed posting and sticks that in as well.  

C'est la vie

----
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Microcomputer Shop, CCSD                 \        Phone:  +61 2 330 2465
University Of Technology, Sydney          \        Fax:  +61 2 330 2475
PO Box 123, Broadway  NSW  2007. Aust.     \        "Lunch will eat itself."
From: quentin@swin.oz.au (Quentin Kelly)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Bad Joke...
Date: 14 Sep 92 05:19:01 GMT
Reply-To: quentin@swin.oz.au
Distribution: aus
Organization: Swinburne University of Technology

In article 25960@latcs1.lat.oz.au, chessum@latcs3.lat.oz.au (Simon P. Chessum) writes:
> One fine evening in downtown Las Vegas, Eddie Charlton, that well
> known billiards (or whatever it is he plays) player was indulging in

He plays snooker.

> an important game of billiards when he was approached by a prostitute.
 she turned around and he was still chalking up his dick. 
>   "What on earth are you doing?", she asked.
>   "I can't decide whether to go for the pink or the brown."

Snooker is the game with a bunch of red balls, also a green, brown, yellow,
pink, blue and black ball. And a white que ball. Billiards has simply one red
and two white balls.
From: s305152@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Spider)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: joke
Summary: joke
Keywords: joke
Date: 7 Sep 92 03:11:40 GMT
Organization: Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia


What's 13 inches long and hangs from an asshole ?






A lawyer's tie....
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos)
Subject: Re: NZ
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 14:07:54 EDT

thecure@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (the cure) writes:

>In <1992Sep8.032329.7010@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU> 2120158@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU () writes:

>How can you tell when a New Zealander is on the level?

>The shit flows freely from both corners of his mouth.

What's the worst time of the year for New Zealanders?
  Shearing season - all of their VELCRO accessories are useless!



George.
From: phs472t@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Antipodes
Date: 7 Sep 92 12:17:57 +1000
Organization: Monash University - Australia.

In article <1992Sep4.231454.2597@nic.csu.net>, jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ) writes:
> Annick@cortex.physiol.su.oz.au  (Annick Ansselin) writes:
>> who says we are on the bottom?
> 
> I _like_ my Aussies on the bottom! ;-)
> 
> Jennifer

My kind of woman!!!  Marry me!!!!
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: rnr@YP.melb.bull.com (Richard Rawlins)
Subject: Re: request for greenie jokes
Organization: Bull HN Information Systems Australia.
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 23:10:48 GMT

spuler@coral.cs.jcu.edu.au (David Spuler) writes:


>Does anyone know of any good jokes relating to the green movement?
>Any particularly relating to greenies and tourism?

The following  was on a car sticker 
FERTILISE THE BUSH
DOZE IN A GREENIE.

Who's side are you on ?
From: djm@kbs.citri.edu.au (David Mills)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Accents and languages
Date: 8 Sep 92 05:32:07 GMT
Distribution: aus



There was this Asian who had moved to Melbourne.  He lived in Richmond and
often frequented a local restaurant.  The regular waiter at the restaurant was
Greek, and the Asian when dining there usually asked for "Flied lice".  The
Greek thought this sounded hilarious.  After some time, every time the Asian
appeared, the Greek would condescendingly ask him if he wanted "Flied lice".

This infuriated the Asian whose english was very good, so each night when he
got home he would sit infront of a mirror and practice saying "Fried lice,
flied rice, .....", till eventually he got it perfect - "Fried rice".

So the next time he appeared at the restaurant the Greek asked him "would you
like flied lice (ha, ha, he, he)?", to which the Asian replied "NO, I want
fried rice you Gleek plick".

--------------

The English enjoy walking through the mist.  The Germans think this fact is
hilarious, since there is also a word mist in German.  It means piles of
manure.

--------------

When you get on a ski lift in Austia, the electronic ticket reading machine
displays "Gute fahrt" (which means "have a good run").

--------------

In English if you are too hot you would probably say "I am hot".  The words
that are direct translations of these in German are I - Ich, am - bin,
hot - heis.  So perhaps you might say in German "Ich bin heis".

Thats not a good idea though since it means "I am horny".  "Mir ist heis" is
what you should use (or "Ich habe heis").
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: keithh@tplrd.tpl.oz.au (Keith Harwood)
Subject: Re: amusing system errors 
Originator: keithh@sydte3
Organization: Telectronics Pacing Systems
Distribution: aus
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 02:18:16 GMT


In article <1992Sep11.165926.27311@tpl68k0.tplrd.tpl.oz.au>, tonym@tplrd.tpl.oz.au (Tony Murphy) writes:
> In article <1992Sep4.104638.89995@physics.monash.edu.au> voros@physics.monash.edu.au (Joe Voros) writes:
> >% make love
> >make: don't know how to make love.  Stop.
> Was it RT-11 make that used to answer:
>     "not war" ?
> 
> 
Yes, it does now. This one started on the PDP-10, with the monitor which
preceded Tenex. You have to be old enough to remember these machines to
know why it is funny.

Keith Harwood.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: jlloyd@cc.uow.edu.au (Jonathan Lloyd)
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
Organization: University Of Wollongong
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 02:14:20 GMT

Wollongong Uni ski club has a good one
We are
People
Into
Social
Skiing
Every
Day.

Baar!!!
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: jdb@arp.anu.edu.au (John D. Barlow)
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
Organization: Parallel Computing Research Facility, ANU.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 05:13:48 GMT

I was a student at the Australian National University.
hence I was an

	Australian
	National
	University
	Student

and proud of it.  (of course, some people may say I'm still an ...)

-- 
John Barlow, Parallel Computing Research Facility, Australian National
University, I-Block, PO Box 4, Canberra, 2601, Australia.
email = John.Barlow@anu.edu.au
[International = +61 6, Australia = 06] [Phone = 2492930, Fax = 2490747]
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: thecure@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (the cure)
Subject: Re: NZ
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 05:12:07 GMT

In <1992Sep8.032329.7010@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU> 2120158@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU () writes:

>In article <1992Sep1.041724.11269@peponi.wcc.govt.nz> meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>>
>>How do you know when an Australian is bullshitting you?
>>
>>When his lips are moving.

How can you tell when a New Zealander is on the level?

The shit flows freely from both corners of his mouth.
--



                            Always question authority.
From: s315959@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Dan "Sam" Miles)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Virus Alert
Date: 10 Sep 92 13:51:29 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia

The Joan Sheldon Virus:

It brutally murders your entire family, rapes the dog, burns your house
down, desecrates the local place of worship, and then appears on television
saying: "Who can you blame but the Government?"

The Rob Borbige Virus:

Causes your PC to look like an uneducated fool of a wanker with basically
no idea whatsoever.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Antipodes
From: jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle )
Date: 4 Sep 92 23:14:54 PDT
Organization: California State University, Bakersfield

Annick@cortex.physiol.su.oz.au  (Annick Ansselin) writes:
> who says we are on the bottom?

I _like_ my Aussies on the bottom! ;-)

Jennifer
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From: voros@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au (Joe Voros)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Another for the girls
Date: 9 Sep 92 12:29:54 +1000
Organization: Physics Department, Monash University, Australia.

Allegedly overheard in a toy store:

Customer:   Does Barbie come with Ken?

Saleswoman: No, Barbie comes with GI Joe.  She fakes it with Ken.

-- 
Joe Voros
Department of Physics, Monash University, Clayton, VIC, 3168, Australia.

Quantum Mechanics is God's way of telling you to mind your P_i's and Q_j's.
From: djm@kbs.citri.edu.au (David Mills)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Thinker
Date: 14 Sep 92 08:36:46 GMT
Distribution: aus

Q  What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dislexic?





A  A person who stays up all night wondering whether dog exists.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: ck@iconix.oz.au (Chris Karadaglis)
Subject: Re: Women and pizzas
Organization: Iconix Pty Ltd (World Headquarters)
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 00:03:05 GMT

In <193nfgINN66k@huon.itd.adelaide.edu.au> jpotter@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au (Jonathan Potter) writes:

>Why is a pizza better than a woman ?

>-- Because you can order pizza without anchovies

What's the difference between dough and a woman?

You can knead the dough into something useful.

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Shckwish!

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: When sex is called "washing"
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 05:25:07 GMT

Brad Hughes <brad@uts.edu.au> writes:

>My apologies for the double posting, my newsreader is acting up again..
>it times out and fails to post, so I re-post and it somehow finds its 
>failed posting and sticks that in as well.  

That's all right, after all you were only doing a little load |-).

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: echoppin@csu.edu.au (Errol Chopping -TE)
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
Keywords: supercalifragilisticexpialladocious
Organization: Charles Sturt University-Mitchell
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 23:18:08 GMT

I once saw a T-shirt which was white with a very large black square
in the centre. Under the black square were the words, MELBOURNE NIGHTLIFE.


Also, in a recent magazine (Aug '92 Two Wheels, I think), I saw another
T-shirt which read:

      EXCUSE ME
I think you have mistaken
me for someone who actually
gives a shit.

Errol

 ___________________________________________________________________________
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|___________________________________________________________________________|
From: del@babel.DIALix.oz.au (D Elson)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: One for the girls 
Distribution: world
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 16:18:03 GMT
Organization: 


  > 
  > Q. What's the difference between a man and a pig?
  > 
  > 
  > 
  > 
  > 
  > 
  > 
  > A. A pig doesn't turn into a man after 6 drinks.
  > 

Q.  Why do they have drinks?



A.  So fat ugly women can get f*cked, too.

-----------------------------------+-------------------------------------
D Elson                            |  del@DIALix.oz.au del@adied.oz.au
-----------------------------------+-------------------------------------
From: neely_mp@darwin.ntu.edu.au (Mark Neely, NTU Law School)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
Date: 13 Sep 92 11:35:32 +0900

In article <1992Sep12.131318.12324@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au>, s902114@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Zen [Stuart Bishop]) writes:
> jdb@arp.anu.edu.au (John D. Barlow) writes:

> Well... luckily RMIT recently TOOK OVER phillip institute  of technology.
> 
> If we had amalgamated, we would have probable become
> 	A malgamated
> 	R oyal
> 	M elbourne and
> 	P hillips
> 	I nstitute of
> 	T echnology
> 
> 	Quite apt, we thought... :)


Well, when the Darwin Institute of Technology merged, they were going to call
it:

		College/
		University of the
		Northern
		Territory

I kid ye not!

Mark N.

                    Mark Neely  neely_mp@darwin.ntu.edu.au
    	Articled Clerk & Tutor - Law School, NTU, Darwin NT Australia
DISCLAIMER: The views expressed herein are my own. They do not reflect the views
of my firm nor those of the University. Unless otherwise indicated, the contents
are not a formal legal opinion or advice.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: ccasm@cc.newcastle.edu.au
Subject: Re: -=- Is my brain working -=-
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 01:02:14 GMT

In article <993800053@peg.pegasus.oz.au>, dmackay@peg.pegasus.oz.au writes:
> 
> IS MY BRAIN WORKING ?
> 
> Pre-senile dementia afflicts 100% of the adult population at some
> time or other. The symptoms are temporary but indicative of
> troubles to come.
> 
> The first signs are losing ball-point pens or pencils and/or
> mixing up the names of the subject's children. The patient may
> recover temporarily then, or may sink further by either 'writing
> lists of important things' or 'forgetting birthdays'.
> Hospitalisation may be needed when this latter turns out to be the
> patient's own birthday.
> 
> The chemical process that goes on in the brain is not exactly
> known but there seems to be a desire in the patient to live in the
> past. A feeling that time is passing very quickly occurs,and if
> asked suddenly to name a record in the Top Ten the patient may
> very well mumble inaudibly.
> 
> IS THERE ANYTHING TO BE DONE ?


YES, become a politician!

Big Al.
From: del@babel.DIALix.oz.au (D Elson)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: amusing system errors 
Distribution: world
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 16:16:21 GMT
Organization: 


Then there's the (becoming) famous one in the 386BSD installation:

No Hard Disk detected.
Would you like to install 386BSD on your TV instead <y/n>?


Del.
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D Elson                            |  del@DIALix.oz.au del@adied.oz.au
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From: s305152@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Spider)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: feminist joke
Summary: feminist joke
Keywords: feminist
Date: 7 Sep 92 03:15:12 GMT
Organization: Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb ?


Three -- One to change the bulb,
	 One to write about the socket being exploited,
	 and one to wish she were the socket.



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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Jive
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:36:21 GMT


Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: lamrv@ntmtv.UUCP (Rex Lam)
Subject: I don't want to sit by the window
Organization: Northern Telecom Inc, Mountain View, CA
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 23:32:44 GMT

During the price wars past summer, flights were of such good deals that many people took advantage of it, including many who have never flown before.  One flight attendant told of a story about a lady that demanded to have her seat changed because hers is next to the window.  When asked why, she relies
	"I don`t want to have my hair all messed up"

-Rex
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