From: memon@acsu.buffalo.edu (Naveed Siraj Memon)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.pakistan
Subject: Re: The RAG ..... back again to bring news from Pakistan
Date: 4 Sep 92 21:31:24 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Sep3.091121.193@leland.Stanford.EDU> arkay@leland.Stanford.EDU (Abdur Khan) writes:
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>THE OVERTHROW OF BEANAZIR BHUTTO A WORLD BANK CONSPIRACY
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>Benazir bhutto ex pakistani prime minister was removed from 
>office none other than by a directive from the executive
>offices of World Bank.
>According to our sources the thought of three children in three
>years was a horrifying thought to Family Planning ministry
>which is directly funded by World Bank. 
>An ultimatum was given to benazir but she refused saying it is
>the will of allah.
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>GIK institute and The Islamic Bomb
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>Dr Kadeer Khan has been given the directorship of GIK institute
>Doctor sahib was looking for a new cj=hallenge , now that the Islamic
>Bomb is in its final stage.
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>Kashmir problem and a solution.
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>Javed Miandad while talking to our correspondent, has stated that the
>pakistan team is willing to play a series of one days with india for 
>kashmir. He emphasised that the match should be held in srinagar
>with neutral muslim umpires.
>The indian team has refused all comments, they are running around scared 
>looking ...................
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>SCP from RELIGIOUS discussions to SEXUAL FANTASIES
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>What is our newsgroup coming to, first we are undated with religious 
>discussions and now we have a group of writes (salman, naveed and kamal)
>intent on writing about their own and other peoples sexual fantasies.
>This outrageous behavior must be nipped in the BUD or the wrath of
>GOD will befall SCP.

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>R3P0 the enigma .... the secret identity ... latest update
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>R3P0 was at Ashar's party therefore he could be rizwan,imran, ashar or
>the man in the flowered shirt playing the piano ( i wonder what his name 
>could be)
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>The east coast SCPians do they exist
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>From our stanford,ithaca, defense wala punj reporter East SCPians are mostly
>computer scientist, so they dont count. HA hA ha ha ha ha ha ha 
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>Strawberry fields and Naveed Siraj Memon
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>Naveed sahib has been offered the article of the month by the RAG editorial
>board. A superb story interwoven with non politically correct statements
>brings Karachi to life like an alligator snapping at your reebok wrapped 
>heels.
>This story has a moral, nomatter if you hung upside from trees and did all
>those nasty things with girgats, you can still come for studies to america.

I guess you mean it in a positive way, although it sounds like if one has
had a typical desi childhood, one becomes too chichora to make it in the 
land of the free. Let me assure you that if I had put all went on in those
"golden years", I would have lost a lot of friends on scp :)

>Naveed sahib the award is in the mail, please dont blow it up, use it
>for your own safety before departing for pakistan.
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>Chichora of the year award.
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Thank you, I feel honoured :)  BTW how do you blow an award, can you be less
explicit please :)

>Goes to our departed friend, may he sleep well in tyhe hot, humid mosquito
>filled nights of Karachi.
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>Latest bits from pakistan
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>* asif zardari's ex girlfriend finally gets married
>* tariq amin refuse to cut benazir's hair.
>* altaf hussain throws away his rayben and buys wayfarers for a cooler image
>* Imran khan moves in with abdul qadir
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>the above material is i swear the truth, the whole truth everthing but the
>truth.
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>editor. sahibzada rafay khan
>proprietor abdur rafay khan
>reporter rafay ahmed khan
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