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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,eunet.jokes
Subject: Re: Request: Romanes Eunt Domus
Date: 27 Jan 93 13:22:46 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>Would someone kindly repost the words of the `Romanes Eunt Domus'(?)
>sketch from Life of Brian. Thanks,
>                                  Eugene Gath

HEY EVERYONE LOOK! I actually replied to a request THE DAY I SAW IT!
AND I'm posting what was requested.

I think I'm getting old *:)))


"ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"
- Taken without permission from my Briag skrypt.


--------[Brian approaches the palace wall at night, and starts painting
         something on the wall. He does not, however see a group of Roman
         guards approaching from behind him led by a Centurian (Cntrian) who
         reads his writing.]
Cntrian What's this then? Romanes eunt domus. People called Romanes they go
        the house?
Brian   It, it says 'Romans go home'.
Cntrian No it doesn't. What's latin for 'Roman'? Come on...
Brian   aaah.
Cntrian Come on.
Brian   Ah! Romanus?
Cntrian Goes like?
Brian   Annus?
Cntrian Vocative plural of 'annus' is?
Brian   Anni?
Cntrian Romani. [He crosses out the 'es' and writes in 'i'.]
        Eunt? What is eunt?
Brian   Go.
Cntrian Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
Brian   Uh. Ire - Uh... eo, is, it, imus, itis, eunt.
Cntrian So eunt is?
Brian   Ah, Uh, Third person plural of present indicative. They go.
Cntrian But Romans go home is an order, so you must use the?
--------[The centurian lifts Brian by the sideburns... nasty, eh?]
Brian   The imperative.
Cntrian Which is?
Brian   Ahm. Oh, oh, um... I, I.
Cntrian How many Romans?
Brian   Ah. Plural, plural... ite, ite.
Cntrian Ite. [He again corrects the writing on the wall.]
        Domus? Nomonative? 'Go home'? This is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
Brian   Dative, sir. 
--------[The Centurian takes out his weapon, and holds it to Brian's throat.]
        Ahh. No, not dative, not the dative, sir. Oh, Ah. Uh.
        The accusative accusative. Ah, Domum, sir. Ab domum! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
Cntrian Except that 'domus' takes the?
Brian   The locative, sir.
Cntrian Which is?
Brian   Domum. Aaah! ah.
--------[Again, the writing is ammended.]
Cntrian Domum... um... Understand?
Brian   Yes, sir.
Cntrian Now write it out a hundred times.
Brian   Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caeser, sir.
Cntrian Hail Caeser. And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls 
        off.
Brian   Ooh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caeser and everything, sir.
        Oh. Mmm!
--------[The Centurian walks off leaving two sentrys behind to guard him.]


MSNsio
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Marriage
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 03:04:54 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>In article <damiene.727685315@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
>>>leather aka so is this going to be a polyamourous 
>>>relationship?
>>>leather aka may i join in the fun?
>> Eccles aka Where are we going to get a bed big enouff for you all?
>at your place, if all else fails, I'll take the floor if you're with
>me. ok? 
Eccles aka It'll have to be the floor, my beds barely big enough for 
2.... but I haven't seen the floor for a while...

>>>leather aka or can i just be the flowerperson?  i'll throw roses.
>> Eccles aka I'll throw tulips :) 
>Gina aka I'll catch your tulips ans make them useful  :) :)
Eccles aka Thats ticklish!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 22:37:11 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>>>>>>>>>>Hello Tim, um...ratboy...where did your name come from anyways???
>>>>>>>>>Jester, did'nt your parents tell you where names come from?
>>>>>>>>nope.they did not tell me about sex either..i learned from the neighbors
>>>>>>>>cat....
>>>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
>>>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
>>>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
>>>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
>>>>Sure its a word?
>>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>>did you find any of them?

>yeah...all of them..firm..and soft....and nipply...

Just the right size  -  mouthful :)

>>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>>Eccles aka My thinky doesn't need anymore kinky stuff done to it.
>Jester aka why?? have the women in your live ruined it already?
Eccles aka No, I haven't been able to straighten it since last visit to WWWC
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cleese Bio
Date: 24 Jan 1993 14:53:54 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>> >chestnutt aka i don't know much about art but i know what i like.
>>> Eccles aka So what do you like?
>Gina aka lots of thingies, i mean things

Ratboy aka I prefer thingies, myself...

>> chestnutt aka lots and lots of nothing but lots and lots.
>Gina aka at least even pepe le Pew (of bugs Bunny fame) knows that he
>	likes acres and acres of girls; you'd be too hard to please! 

Ratboy aka I used to grow acres and acres of girls, but I lost me government
  subsidies and had to till them under for fertilizer! Damn Communists!

			"Choke on me, my friend."

				--Alice In Chains






Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: evironment and shit
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 04:22:25 GMT

Eccles (damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

: >Erm, I'm really bored AND in deep shit, so I decided to male you
: >all, and instead post! Em... anyone got any shit on the effect of
: >information technology (y'know... 'pooters, and shit) on the
: >environment?

: um, I saw a report on hopw throwing a PC <spit> out a window
: killed a tree, that sort of thing?

Actually, it hit me on the crust. 

: Eccles
: 	"What's burning in the letterbox?"
	Your HECS liability statement.

David aka are VAXs biodegradable?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Ratcatcher
Date: 28 Jan 93 04:22:36 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1jv0cdINN2hu@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> 
> Is the Third Test in this newsgroup?
> 
> 
> Ratboy aka Look of FEAR!
> 
Patience, my love. They are only experimenting with your mind.
I, on the other hand, want to experiment with your......
Gina aka boy am I having fun now or what?
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Misc Stuph...
Date: 27 Jan 93 14:44:38 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>Does anyone have a copy of the "Deadliest Joke in the World"?  German and 
>English translations would be appreciated.
Erm, there is NO English version (I recen it's been lost in the
translation). the german is: (please excuse my speelong)

Wenn ist das nunsturk git und slottermeier? Ja! Beiherhund das oder
die flipperwelt gersput!

>Also, does anyone know which Flying Circus featured "The Bishop!" sketch?
Erm, it was in series two. I can't remember the exact place. I think
I might type it in soon... it's one of my favs.

>Also also, is there a newsgroup for "The Kids in the Hall"?  Their material
>is very original and highly entertaining...like Python.  Just wondering.
I don't know.

SOisnm
From: HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: survey
Date: 22 Jan 1993 02:53:27 GMT
Organization: University of Houston Administrative Computing
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: uhad2.admin.uh.edu
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

>darling sprooney so charmingly blathers on:
He is quite the charmer, isn't he. *blink* *blink*
>
>>>>In my opinion the best is Holy grail but rent them all ( or even buy them all)
>>>>as they are all worth seeing time and time and time again
>>>The best is: Holy Grail, then Brian, then ANFSCD, and then MoL.
>
>
>>Hehe. We haven't had the good ole Grail Vs. Brian argument in about
>>6 months. I really miss it. Anyone on for it? 
>i'm on for anything you care to dish out, oh light of
>my life.
Probly come back for seconds too...
>
>>I MUCH prefer Brian. You just can't beat such class.
>but my dear, i didn't think you swung both ways?!
>i mean, you've told me of all the women currently in your life,
>but who's this brian fellow?
Is he the Sweedish blonde?
>
>>>Eccles aka Just my $20.34
>>Soisnm aka I'm broke, so...
>leather aka ah, i'll fix you quite nicely.
doug aka believe you me...
From: u2nmh@csc.liv.ac.uk (N.M. Humphries)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: FAWLTY
Date: 26 Jan 93 15:31:14 GMT
Organization: Computer Science, Liverpool University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

How about sending in some FT scripts? I think they'd go down a treat.

  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
     The Cursor, aka Nick Humphries, u2nmh@csc.liv.ac.uk, at your service.
  "People have started taking shotguns to UFO sightings. Kinda brings a whole
  new meaning to the phrase 'You ain't from 'round here, are ya?'"-Bill Hicks
  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: survey
Date: 27 Jan 1993 21:34:45 GMT
Organization: University of Houston Administrative Computing
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: uhad2.admin.uh.edu
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <sanity> Susan_Tees@mindlink.bc.ca writes:

> You know, it's weird to be suddenly here on the Monty
> Python fan club group, and to see how corrupt it's all
> become.  I mean, Monty Python never meant it to be
> this way!  It's all wrong, don't you see?
> 
> Anyone want to have an argument?  Doug?

What? Who, me? Who the hell are you? I don't argue
with people I don't know. I refuse on ethical grounds
(no morals, don't you know). Besides, this is exactly
what Mr. Python had in mind when he created this group
and it's parent net.  If you don't see it my way, I'm
afraid you're in dire need of a spanking.

Any other dissenters out there?

Doug aka leather will, I'm sure.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Excuse me.
Date: 25 Jan 93 11:22:40 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <C1BA9t.AD7@csugrad.cs.vt.edu>, schmidtc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Christian "Chris Caputo's evil twin" von Schmidt-Pauli) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> 
>>>>OOPS!
>>> 
>>> IT'S ALRIGHT
>>no, it's not all right. 
>>it's all wrong!
>>TRY AGAIN!!
> 
>>Gina aka I want an agrument and this is what I get?
> 
> 
> And Now For Something Completely Different...
> 
> 
> Number 1: The Larch...  The Larch.
> 
> CEvSP aka No, you want an argument and THIS is what you get.
Gina aka but I wanted THAT ONE!!
> -- 
> These views are completely fictional.  If any fimiliarity
> with my views and with any views living or dead is entirely coincidental.
> Christian von Schmidt-Pauli          |    "Don't give up hope!.
> schmidtc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu           |     Vote Dan for Pope."
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Skit writing contest....
Date: 21 Jan 93 16:55:49 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1993Jan20.110348.5103@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|In article <4371@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|> In article <C1076I.KFE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> |I am getting tired of some of the same shit over and over on here. So I
|>                                           ^^ Aaarggh!
|> 
|> |thought i wouldliven it up a little with another contest. So here it goes.
|>                       ^^ ouch! ^^ oof!                             ^^ *belch*
|> 
|> |Starting today, contestants have 1 week to write a skit in the
|>                                               ^^ ung  ^^ fart!
|> 
|> |style of Monty Python. The skit must not be longer than 100 lines.
|>                               ^^ Aaarhgh!
|> 
|> |The skit may NOT contain any Python jokes in it. 
|>        ^^ Gasp ...                            ^^ Oohhhhh ...
|> 
|> |When the skit is finished, first, post it to the group
|>             ^^ humph ..                 ^^ sigh ...
|> 
|> |so everyone may see it. Then send me a copy. Then in one week.
|>                      ^^ See, you did it again!
|> 
|> |I will repost the entries and people will have one week to vote
|> |for their favorite skit.
|>                       ^^ Dammit ... that one hurst!
|> 
|> |Side note: I am not entering this contest, hence I can be an
|> |impartial vote counter..
|> |
|> |Jester aka nifty idea eh?
|> 
|> No it's not, it hurts! Look what y'ave done to me: my left leg fell off,
|> I lost me glasses and me aunt Muriel doesn't want to say `albatros' to
|> me any more! Silly twit!
|> 
|> Jos aka *ouch*! I need a doctor!

|I see you need assistance. Can I be of any help?
|Gina aka I van do more for you than that male doctor =)

Huh? Get away from me, you devilish wicked woman! There's nuffin' wrong
with me! Help! Don't touch me! I'm warning you, I'm a gastronomical
ninja! Well, actually my father was. I'll defend myself with Indonesian
cooking! And I won't say `litter bin' anymore! I love it that my leg 
keeps falling off! and I hate my aunt Muriel! And I hate albatros pie
anyway ... Help! Let go of that scalpel! No! No! Don't you dare ...

Jos aka I'm not gonna say *t
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cleese Bio
Date: 24 Jan 1993 14:51:37 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>>> ****Merrick X****
>>>>So what happened to the other nine Merricks?
>>> They were attacked and destroyed by german knee trams.
>>I tried to stop them but they were just too slow for me 
>iNaughty girl, how can we get all that lubrication of.f

What do you think aardvarks are for?

>>>>chestnutt aka i don't know much about art but i know what i like.
>>> Eccles aka So what do you like?
>>> 
>>Gina aka if I tell you will you give it to me?
>Eccles aka Depends on what it is. Does it go buzz?
Ratboy aka Sounds more like a "ping" to me...
  (Hello, Gina...remember me?)


Anyone know who does that heavy metal song about the Three Little Pigs?
I keep catching it on ZRock, but they never say...

		"Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in!
		 Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!"

What poetry!
From: cnc@balboa.eng.uci.edu (Christopher Christensen)
Subject: FAWLTY
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: University of California, Irvine
Date: 23 Jan 93 09:33:20 GMT


Anyone have a list of all 24 episodes of FAWLTY TOWERS?  I want
to be sure I've seen them all.. it would be perfect to find a
list with descriptive titles or a short synopsis of each episode.

This may be blasphemy in the a.f.m-p group, but I think FAWLTY
TOWERS is the best thing Cleese has done yet.. A FISH CALLED WANDA
comes close though.  Any other major Fawlty fans out there?

--
|  Christopher  |  Computer Engineering graduate student, UC Irvine  |
|  Christensen  |  cnc@balboa.eng.uci.edu                            |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ajchoutm@cs.ruu.nl (Arjan Houtman)
Subject: How to spell Monty Python, lesson 3.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 10:50:58 GMT
Organization: Utrecht University, Dept. of Computer Science

And now... lesson 3 from our course: How To Spell Monty Python.

Today: How To Spell Monty Python From Quite A Long Way Away!

     .....     (If you look very closely, perhaps you should use a
               magnifying-glass, you can see that this spells MONTY)

     ......    (Use your magnifying glass again, so you can see that this
               spells PYTHON)

P.S. part 1,
If you still can't read it, even though you used a microscope, I advise
you to buy a good monitor, with a very high resolution.

P.S. part 1, revisited,
Make that a VERY very high resolution monitor.

P.S. part 2,
For those of you who thought that lesson 3 was about how to spell Monty Python
with A's only: I'm sorry to disapoint (should there be a second S in
disapoint) you, but you can look forward to lesson 4: How To Spell Monty
Python From Inside A LARCH!

And now your homework: 
How do YOU spell Monty Python when sitting in a COMFY CHAIR?

Arjan Houtman
ajchoutm@cs.ruu.nl
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 02:54:05 GMT

>>>>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
>>>>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
>>>>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
>>>>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
>>>>>Sure its a word?
>>>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>>>did you find any of them?
>>yeah...all of them..firm..and soft....and nipply...
>Just the right size  -  mouthful :)

isnt that a bit small?? i can't even fit a whole orange in my 
mouth..let alone a breast...

>>>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>>>Eccles aka My thinky doesn't need anymore kinky stuff done to it.
>>Jester aka why?? have the women in your live ruined it already?
>Eccles aka No, I haven't been able to straighten it since last visit to WWWC
Jester aka ask Simon to have that fixed.....


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From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Blinkard Philistine Pig-Ignorance
Keywords: Shoe, Megaphone, Grunties, Wankle Rotary Engine
Date: 25 Jan 93 15:11:29 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@express.ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Organization: Non-Creative Garbarge-R-Us

I'd just like top say that Jester and Ratboy
are closet Jim Nabors lovers.

IT'S TRUE! I have the holiday snaps that can prove it!!!!

You want a test? Go up to either of them and say, "Gaw-aw-aw-aw-aw-leeee!"
and watch them squirm and adjust their knickers!!

Furthermore: GINA IS A MAN!!!!!!
And we all know it's a man's life in the Pink Daisies Cooking Society.

Saint (that is called "Scoop")
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: stop it
Date: 21 Jan 93 16:59:17 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1993Jan20.131841.29304@wega.rz.uni-ulm.de> BUEBL@rzmain.rz.uni-ulm.de (Buebl Felix) writes:
|I own this newsgroup. Get out of here!
|
|I don't want to see ANYBODY posting in here again!!!
|
|Felix aka Xilef

Can I see your aka license please, before we're gonna take this serious? 

Jos aka jos@and.nl

ps. I bet you can't dance the tarantella with a halibut ...
From: kstuart@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Kenneth Stuart)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: M. Python's Inauguration
Date: 22 Jan 93 13:05:57 GMT
Reply-To: kstuart@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Kenneth Stuart)
Organization: Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD

In alt.fan.monty-python, v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>In article <2669.430.uupcb@ehbbs.gwinnett.com>, curt.tucker@ehbbs.gwinnett.com
>(Curt Tucker) writes...
>>Did you notice the martial music played right before Clinton took
>>the Oath of Office?
>>
>>I'm sure it's an old traditional military march


YEP!  Would you believe it's the "LIBERTY BELL" march of John Philip
Sousa?


>>it is instantly recognizable as the
>>loopy opening theme music for "Monty Python's Flying Circus."


Hasta la Bye-Bye!
Ken stuart  (kstuart@oasys.dt.navy.mil)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 04:22:18 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>>>>>>>>Hello Tim, um...ratboy...where did your name come from anyways???
>>>>>>>Jester, did'nt your parents tell you where names come from?
>>>>>>nope...they did not tell me about sex either..i learned from the neighbors
>>>>>>cat....
>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
>>Sure its a word?

>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....

did you find any of them?

>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Yea...I said that.
>>>>>>>>Jester aka no you didn't!!! I said it!
>>>>>>>chestnutt aka said what?
>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
Eccles aka My thinky doesn't need anymore kinky stuff done to it.
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Date: 24 Jan 1993 14:41:44 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>>>>ON A CAT?!?! My god man you are confused. Breasts are on chickens!
>>>not on a pregnant cat...they are the best kind for sex......
>>well, if a cats pregnant, its a sure bet it goes all the way...at least
>>once anyway.......Is your cat a goer? eh nudge nudge?
>Its sure is....and boy does it go..all over my leg...

*looks around nervously* 

Um...did someone say "cat"?

>>>>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>>>>chestnutt aka inky inky me thinky you kinky....and in pain.
>>>Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
>Jester aka and they both want me..........(ego-trip)

Ratboy aka Ah! But they've both *had* ME!....(bad memory)




		"Gave up trying to figure it out
		 My head got lost along the way
	 	 Worn out from giving it up
		 My soul I pissed it all away."

				--Nine Inch Nails
				     "Last"