HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: uk.net.news,alt.cascade,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: uk.jobs newsgroup
Date: 22 Jul 92 10:32:59 GMT
Followup-To: uk.net.news,alt.cascade,talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


ih@uknet.ac.uk (Ian Harding) writes

%  Can we please have *only*
%  
%  	Situations vacant and wanted
%  	
%  postings in this newsgroup.
%  
%  Thanks,
%  Ian.
%  --
%  Ian Harding
%  UKnet Backbone

In article <4610@sersun1.essex.ac.uk> alan@essex.ac.uk writes:

#  No, we need a wider specification than that. Can we have *only*
#  
#  	1) Situations vacant
#  	
#  	2) Situations wanted
#  	
#  	3) Articles that read:-
#  
#  		"Can we please have *only*
#  
#  			Situations vacant and wanted
#  
#  		postings in this newsgroup."


No, we need an even wider specification than that. Can we have *only*

	1) Situations vacant
	
	2) Situations wanted
	
	3) Articles that read:-

		"Can we please have *only*

			Situations vacant and wanted

		postings in this newsgroup."


       4) Articles that read :-

	`No, we need a wider specification than that. Can we have *only*

		1) Situations vacant
		
		2) Situations wanted
		
		3) Articles that read:-

			"Can we please have *only*

				Situations vacant and wanted

			postings in this newsgroup."'


-- Ken "Welcome to alt.cascade" Johnson




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From: cliff@hal.com (Cliff Neighbors)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 22 Jul 92 01:16:28 GMT
Organization: All Hype Systems, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: gax.hal.com

bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt) writes:
>>Petri 'I will not slander Greg Alt' Karonen writes:
>>>Greg 'mormon' Alt writes:
>>>>rone 'the bone' 5150 writes:
>>>>>Blair P. 'Intel pays me big bucks' Houghton writes:
>>>>>>rp 'ruthie wants YOU' white writes:
>>>>>>>Blair P. 'I hate your uncle' Houghton writes:
>>>>>>>>George 'send my mail to barb@whitehouse.gov' Bush writes:
>>>>>)>>>Dan 'how many E's are there in "Danforth"' Quayle writes:
>>>>>)>>>>MarmaladeE.
>>>>>)>>>Marmoreal.
>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
>>>>>>Maroney Award.
>>>>>Melanie Griffith.
>>>>Andy Griffith
>>>Merv Griffin
>>Butt Sniffins 
>Rut Puffins.
Snot Muffins!
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Monday, 27 Jul 1992 12:58:46 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
 <5748@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> <1992Jul27.040327.7648@athena.cs.uga.edu>
 <oe.251.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>

>Brewmeister writes:
>>>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
>>>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
>>>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
>>>)>>>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
>>>)>>>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
>>>)>>>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
>>>)>>>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
>>>)>>>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
>>>)>>>>>>Manon of the Spring.
>>>)>>>>>Man of War.
>>>)>>>>Mather, Cotton.
>>>)>>>Mann Act.
>>>)>>Menarche.
>>>)>Manny, Moe, and Jack
>>>)M3 Money Supply.
>>>)Morgan le Fay
>>)Moe, Larry, and Curly
>)Monty Python
Scanty Clothes On

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From: pakar@jyu.fi (Petri A Karonen)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 22 Jul 92 12:20:11 GMT
Organization: SDA

Cliff 'does somebody slander me?' Neighbors writes:
>Mike 'slander is my second name' Bur writes:
>>Greg 'nobody slanders me' Alt writes:
>>>Petri 'I will not slander Greg Alt' Karonen writes:
>>>>Greg 'mormon' Alt writes:
>>>>>rone 'the bone' 5150 writes:
>>>>>>Blair P. 'Intel pays me big bucks' Houghton writes:
>>>>>>>rp 'ruthie wants YOU' white writes:
>>>>>>>>Blair P. 'I hate your uncle' Houghton writes:
>>>>>>>>>George 'send my mail to barb@whitehouse.gov' Bush writes:
>>>>>>)>>>Dan 'how many E's are there in "Danforth"' Quayle writes:
>>>>>>)>>>>MarmaladeE.
>>>>>>)>>>Marmoreal.
>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
>>>>>>Melanie Griffith.
>>>>>Andy Griffith
>>>>Merv Griffin
>>>Butt Sniffins 
>>Rut Puffins.
>Snot Muffins!
Stud ever since?


-- 
 Petri Karonen, The Chairman, Serious Drinkers Association (pakar@jyu.fi)
 ************************************************************************
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Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 21 Jul 92 01:54:55 MDT
Followup-To: alt.cascade
Reply-To: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

Mike 'I check my followups line, do you?' Bur writes:
>Greg Alt writes:
>>Petri 'I will not slander Greg Alt' Karonen writes:
>>>Greg 'mormon' Alt writes:
>>>>rone 'the bone' 5150 writes:
>>>>>Blair P. 'Intel pays me big bucks' Houghton writes:
>>>>>>rp 'ruthie wants YOU' white writes:
>>>>>>>Blair P. 'I hate your uncle' Houghton writes:
>>>>>>>>George 'send my mail to barb@whitehouse.gov' Bush writes:
>>>>>)>>>Dan 'how many E's are there in "Danforth"' Quayle writes:
>>>>>)>>>>MarmaladeE.
>>>>>)>>>Marmoreal.
>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
>>>>>>Maroney Award.
>>>>>Melanie Griffith.
>>>>Andy Griffith
>>>Merv Griffin
>>Butt Sniffins 
>Rut Puffins.
Rat Muffins 
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 23 Jul 92 02:48:43 MDT
Followup-To: alt.cascade 
Organization: University of Utah CS Dept
Distribution: world 

Petri 'the moonie' Karonen writes:
>Cliff 'does somebody slander me?' Neighbors writes:
>>Mike 'slander is my second name' Bur writes:
>>>Greg 'nobody slanders me' Alt writes:
>>>>Petri 'I will not slander Greg Alt' Karonen writes:
>>>>>Greg 'mormon' Alt writes:
>>>>>>rone 'the bone' 5150 writes:
>>>>>>>Blair P. 'Intel pays me big bucks' Houghton writes:
>>>>>>>>rp 'ruthie wants YOU' white writes:
>>>>>>>>>Blair P. 'I hate your uncle' Houghton writes:
>>>>>>>>>>George 'send my mail to barb@whitehouse.gov' Bush writes:
>>>>>>>)>>>Dan 'how many E's are there in "Danforth"' Quayle writes:
>>>>>>>)>>>>MarmaladeE.
>>>>>>>)>>>Marmoreal.
>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
>>>>>>>Melanie Griffith.
>>>>>>Andy Griffith
>>>>>Merv Griffin
>>>>Butt Sniffins 
>>>Rut Puffins.
>>Snot Muffins!
>Stud ever since?
Spuds evenly minced!
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sig?
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From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: one line bio
Date: 30 Jul 1992 22:16:02 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

>>>>Blair P. Houghton writes:
>>>>Rising over the ashes of civilization, a mission of marmalade.
>>>Rising over the ashes of civilization, a mission of marmoreal.
>>Rising over the ashes of civilization, a mission of Monty Python.
)Rising over the ashes of civilization, a mission of Mont Martre.
Rising over the ashes of civilization, a mission of Morte Darthur.

5150
won't cascade any more on t.b out of respect
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From: awerling@nmsu.edu (WERLING)
Newsgroups: alt.newbie,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NEWBIE EMAIL I'VE RECEIVED
Date: 22 Jul 92 23:27:18 GMT
	<1992Jul20.173950.16912@cos.com>
Organization: NMSU Computer Science

In article <1992Jul20.173950.16912@cos.com> cooper@cos.com (Gary Cooper) writes:

>act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:

>>(Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:

>>"Newbie", a  term created by Certain People in talk.bizarre
>>to represent the clueless, the foolish, the just plain dumb.

>Wrong - "Newbie" is an old army term that was around long
>before any "net" - talk about clueless! :> 
 
If you take stone--a special stone that speaks to you--and you glue
googly eyes to it, a felt nose, and lots of "Troll"(tm)-like hair to
the top, it's your pet rock, and you smile at it and laugh and sing
songs and you name it "Newbie" while making macaroni and cheese.

	
--
Andrew Werling     awerling@nmsu.edu
Welcome to Planet Yip!  Private Bathrooms for All Visitors.  Lots of
Lemon Water!  Chastity Belts hanging from every available spot!!!
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From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: alt.newbie,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NEWBIE EMAIL IVE RECEIVED
Date: 24 Jul 92 05:05:41 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <AWERLING.92Jul22162718@dante.nmsu.edu> awerling@nmsu.edu (WERLING) writes:
>In article <1992Jul20.173950.16912@cos.com> cooper@cos.com (Gary Cooper) writes:
>
>>act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:
>
>>>(Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>
>>>"Newbie", a  term created by Certain People in talk.bizarre
>>>to represent the clueless, the foolish, the just plain dumb.
>
>>Wrong - "Newbie" is an old army term that was around long
>>before any "net" - talk about clueless! :> 
> 
>If you take stone--a special stone that speaks to you--and you glue
>googly eyes to it, a felt nose, and lots of "Troll"(tm)-like hair to
>the top, it's your pet rock, and you smile at it and laugh and sing
>songs and you name it "Newbie" while making macaroni and cheese.

>--
>Andrew Werling     awerling@nmsu.edu


Sounds like too much whirling and not enough sleep, to me. :-)

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.newbie,talk.bizarre
From: elee9uy@rosie.uh.edu (STEVIE-O)
Subject: Re: NEWBIE EMAIL I'VE RECEIVED
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 03:27:00 GMT

In article <AWERLING.92Jul22162718@dante.nmsu.edu>, awerling@nmsu.edu (WERLING) writes...
>In article <1992Jul20.173950.16912@cos.com> cooper@cos.com (Gary Cooper) writes:
> 
>>act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:
> 
>>>(Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
> 
>>>"Newbie", a  term created by Certain People in talk.bizarre
>>>to represent the clueless, the foolish, the just plain dumb.
> 
>>Wrong - "Newbie" is an old army term that was around long
>>before any "net" - talk about clueless! :> 
> 
>If you take stone--a special stone that speaks to you--and you glue
>googly eyes to it, a felt nose, and lots of "Troll"(tm)-like hair to
>the top, it's your pet rock, and you smile at it and laugh and sing
>songs and you name it "Newbie" while making macaroni and cheese.
> 
>	
>--

	Who in the Fuck do you think you are? Dont you have better things
    to do than research the fucking meaning of Newbie?

		What a fucking loser! Its people like you Who are the
	Brown Streak in the shorts of humanity!




					Steven
From: kers@hplb.hpl.hp.com (Chris Dollin)
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 16:30:29 GMT
Subject: Re: New MultiTOS PC (Atari Falcon)
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Laboratories, Bristol, UK.
Newsgroups: alt.newbie,misc.test
Followup-to: alt.newbie,misc.test

In article ... mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:

   RiscOS?  Yeah, I just LOVE seven letter filenames.  !And !All !Those !Stupid
   !Exclamation !Marks !All !Over !The !Screen.

Presumably mathew is, as they say (they do! they do!), numerically challenged.
Last time I looked (Monday evening), RISC OS (ADFS leaf) filenames were 10
characters long, not 7. Are you thinking of the Beeb DFS?

As for the exclamation marks, even the most ridiculous of application
directories is unlikely to get more than 25% coverage. ``All over'' indeed. Buy
some glasses.

Alternatively, if you talk constructive to us, we'll talk constructive to you.
--

Kers.       | "A foolish hobgoblin has the consistency of little minds".
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From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: alt.newbie,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: newbies
Date: 31 Jul 92 04:16:55 GMT
Followup-To: alt.newbie,talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.flame
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul30.202232.25288@cs.ucla.edu> jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>In article <1992Jul30.030422.9292@doug.cae.wisc.edu> carl@cae.wisc.edu (Carl Peterson) writes:
>>
>>    Is there where I post to get help on my signature thingy
>>and other UNIX things like editors and vi stuff?
>>
>>
>Loser


Why call someone a loser simply because they are new to the system?  Why not
just give him the information he requests?  Look, I'll show you:

Dear Mr. Perry:
The best group that I have found to post questions of this nature is called 
alt.flame.  The readers of alt.flame are very knowledgable and supportive, 
particularly where new users are concerned.  You may also mail technical 
questions to rdc@netcom.com.  This gentleman is particularly known for his
willingness to help neophyte users overcome their unfamiliarity with the net.
Good luck.

Jesus, was that so damn hard?

>
>
>
>
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>
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Newsgroups: alt.surfing
From: fieldson@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Gregory T Fieldson)
Subject: Request for information
Organization: HAC - Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 00:44:12 GMT

Hello any and all.
I would like to request a little assistance/information

1st: Where is a respectable surf shop in the Maryland area where
     I can get my board repaired? (dings mostly, but I have little
     experience with resin work)

2nd: Where is a good Mid-Atlantic or South Atlantic (USA) place for
     a beginning surfer with a long board to practice/improve?

Thanks for any help you can give me...

Greg Fieldson				Dept of Chem Engineering
fieldson.jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu		Johns Hopkins Univ.
					Baltimore, MD 21218
From: hayes%valkris@hac2arpa.hac.com (Brian Hayes 74-35 x65129)
Newsgroups: alt.surfing
Subject: Surf Prediction, Possible Data Sources
Date: 25 Jul 92 00:01:57 GMT
Organization: Hughes Aircraft Company, EDSG
Originator: hayes@valkris

I've consulted my local copy of "Zen an the Art of the Internet:
A beginner's Guide to the Internet" (B.Kehoe, 1992), and found
found some more telnet/ftp sites that might be usefule for
surf forecasting:

University of Michigan Weather Underground:
  This seems to be US and Canada.  Probably mostly land-based 
  weather only, but to quote: "Available are...hurricane updates,
  and a listing of severe weather conditions." Hmmm.  Maybe
  they cover severe weather of the coasts.  Telnet to 
  madlab.sprl.umich.edu port 3000.

Ocean Network Information Center:
  Possibly worth a try.  Mostly an academic repository.  Telnet to
  delocn.udel.edu and log in as INFO.

NASA/IPAC Extragalactic Database (NED):
  Might contain info on point break locations on Alpha-Ceti-V and 
  other hard to get to locations ;-)  Telnet to ipac.caltech.edu
  and log in as ned.


When all else fails, try the archie server: contains over 800 
anonymous FTP sites.  Maybe this is the place to go!  telnet to
  archie.nas.net	(New York, USA)
  archie.mcgill.ca	(Canada)
  archie.funet.fi	(Finland)
  archie.au		(Australia)
  archie.doc.ic.ac.uk	(Great Britain)
Enter 'archie' after login: prompt.  Type help afterwords and
quit to leave.  You may want to get an archie client to help
with the searches (an X window client is available).


-- 
*** Brian Hayes hayes@hac2arpa.hac.com (310) 616-5129 ***
From: kieffer@spf.trw.com (Robert Kieffer)
Newsgroups: alt.surfing
Subject: Re:  Attention ALL alt.surfing readers.... READ THIS !!!!!!
Date: 28 Jul 92 16:03:39 GMT
Organization: TRW Inc., Redondo Beach, CA

In article <1992Jul28.101819.26662@cs.uow.edu.au> u8801863@cs.uow.edu.au  
(Nigel Brendon Robinson) writes:

[stuff about convo's using "irc" deleted]

Sounds like a great idea, Nigel.

 BUT... none of the systems here (SUNs and NeXTs, both very robust UNIX  
platforms) seem to run that application... also, there's no reference to  
it in any of the "man" pages.  This leads me to believe that it isn't a  
very widely used application, and my explain why you haven't gotten any  
mail.

Anyway, 'anyone familiar with this application? what platforms it runs on?  
where to get it? etc...?

Robert "The Nose" Kieffer
kieffer@spf.trw.com

P.S. congrats' on the Barrel
From: spk@uk.ac.aber (Stephen Kingston)
Newsgroups: alt.surfing
Subject: Re: Point break (the movie) and surf spot answer
Date: 23 Jul 92 16:29:35 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Computer Science Dept., University of Wales at Aberystwyth.

mascdb@gdr.bath.ac.uk (C D Burdorf) wrote:
> What are the
> waves like in Aberwysth anyway?

I presume you mean Aberystwyth.

At the moment? They're pretty small and messy (the wind is onshore).

>  When does it get good?  

Generally when there's a hurricane in the atlantic. 

I reckon your best staying at your secret spot. Aber won't be any 
better I'm sure. I only surf here because I live here; I feel I 
kind of have a duty to surf locally you know - there's no other 
reason - After all there's no fetch to speak of.

> Can you
> give me a call and let me know when its on?

I'd have to consult with the shaman about that one !
> 
> Thanks,
> 
> Chris


-- 
Gweleis i rac neb nym gweles pop annwyl. ef diwyl yneges. Gweleis i pasc.
(I saw the one above all men,  he saw me;  he, the beloved of his people,
who fulfills his mission. I saw Easter.) "Yspeil Taliesin" ---Taliesin---
spk@uk.ac.aber --- spk%uk.ac.aber@nsfnet-relay.ac.uk --- Stephen Kingston
From: kiviat@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Brian Kiviat)
Newsgroups: alt.surfing
Subject: Re: Attention ALL alt.surfing readers.... READ THIS !!!!!!
Date: 30 Jul 92 14:23:29 GMT
Reply-To: kiviat@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Brian Kiviat)
Organization: Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD

In alt.surfing, amb@cs.columbia.edu (andrew m. boardman) writes:
>(about irc)
>>
>>Anyway, 'anyone familiar with this application? what platforms it runs on?
>>where to get it? etc...?
>
>Neh, most people have it.  Surfers are just lame about answering mail...
>

Maybe someone needs to explain exactly what is this thing. I am not
100% unix or whatever lingual and don't know what y'all are talking
about.

My new .sig follows

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   I\   Brian Kiviat (301)227-1833       Sometimes the truth is hidden,
   I \  kiviat@oasys.dt.navy.mil         Like a shadow in the darkness.
  /     David Taylor Model Basin                  -Master Po
   \___________________________
			     \\
Newsgroups: alt.surfing
From: wrchurch@uwovax.uwo.ca
Subject: The way it should be
Organization: University of Western Ont, London
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 03:19:34 GMT

I am using my dad's computer line to write this letter, so don't give him any 
flak. Anyways I just wanted to write about Kooks, Hookboggies and Modads that
hang out at the beach. I am usually a very relaxed individual, but the other
day my buddy dudy --I made a typo. I am not a homo, I just can't earase "dudy"
this system won't let me--'    gave me a call at work to let me know that It
was breaking about 3 to 5 at our nearest break. So here i am cutting work early  
looking forward to a nice relaxing afternoon in the surf... I get to the beach
and  boom!!!!! Instaent mean streak happenin!!!! As far as the eye can see...
neon wearing wanna- be's, flaunting commercial products, sucking in their
stomachs (can you say sheep's clothing, ...shit!!!), relentlessly starring at
the opposite sex, trying to get thy fagot coolness noticed. I couldn't take it!!!
All I wanted to do was get in the water; and If any of them came in, it would
be a quick trip to reality with boom smack to the melon with the rail on my
7'4!!... ANyways I just wanted to make the point that the beach is a natural
experience, not a place to put on fake glitter. Any kooks reading  this
letter...advice... "chill!!!!!!!!" If your going to hang out at the beach,
leave your posturing at home in front of the mirror. 
"don't be a goof".                                                             
                                                                               
                                                                               t      
   Stephen Church                                                                              ,   .  aout 5  o 
   Grand Bend                                                                           
   lake Huron                                                                             a I hter
   Canada                                                                             
                                                                                 day  naturaly  f;    as system to -- 

Prof. W.R. Church Dept. of Geology, U.W.O., London, Ontario. N6A 5B7
Tel: (Office) 519 661-3192  (Home) 519 432-8750
Email: WRCHURCH@UWOVAX.UWO.CA
From: gch@cypress.cis.ufl.edu (Greg Hartman)
Newsgroups: alt.surfing
Subject: Surf Report For St. Aug, FL
Date: 26 Jul 92 19:29:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: uflorida.36537
Organization: Univ. of Florida CIS Dept.

Well it is still about 1 ft., and doesn't look like it will get any better
anytime soon.

the waves get up to about waist high with the high tide surge this past 
week, but it is very hard to get any rides.

this stuff sucks!

the tropical depresion that is starting to form, doesnt look like it will
make any waves for us, unless it suddenely starts to get stronger. The last
I heard of it, it had maximum winds of 35mph and was moving W-NW at 7mph, and
there was a wind shear cutting the top of the storm off.

greg
gch@reef.cis.ufl.edu
(the small waves are helping my ding repair business with tons of broken fins.)