HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sabotkap@woods.ulowell.edu (Pete Sabotka)
Subject: Re: Crispen Glover
Organization: University of Lowell
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 21:35:24 GMT

:  
:About 6 years ago, Crispen Glover of "Back to the Fututre" fame was a guest on
:LNWDL, and he proceded to act really weird - he was angry about negative press, 
:I think, and he showed his manliness by sending a pathetic roundhouse kick
:at Dave's head - at this point, they went to commercial.  When they came back
:on air, Crispen was gone...
: 
:Did he ever explain just what the hell he was doing?  And does anyone remember
:that episode in more detail?  You see, my memory hasn't been the same since I
:turned 20 :).

I vaguely remember seeing this show.  If memory serves, he had had very long
hair, and was wearing late 60's "hippie" attire.  I wish I had seen the 
next show he was on, to see if he was just as screwed up as the first time.
pete
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From: haas@wam.umd.edu (The Future Mr. Graf)
Subject: Re: Top Ten Ways Dan Quayle prepped for the debate
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 21:52:32 GMT

In article <1bi478INNo1d@lester.appstate.edu> C_S02254@APPSTATE.EDU (Jon C Austin) writes:
>We have to do our top ten list and get on with the exciting program.
>From the home office in Tahlequah, Oklahoma the ...
>
>Top Ten ways Dan Quayle prepared for his Vice Presidential Debate
>

That was a good list, but I was talking about the list back when 
Bush kept refusing to debate, about a month ago.  It was like 
George Bush's Top Ten Conditions For A Debate.  Does anyone have
it?

Jeff.

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From: fehr@ms.uky.edu (Jeff Davis)
Subject: Re: << #8  REVEALED!!! >>
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 12:44:17 GMT
Organization: Austerlitz, Gershovitz, and Carmichael

Billy Don McConnell writes:
>
>You are right, the real #8 is not only harmless, it's hilarious.  Hardly
>worth the three-hour meeting with two NBC execs and the NBC psychologist
>Dave was yelling about.  (No offense to any of our Catholic friends out
>there, but I don't think that particular joke pushes anyone's "Hot Buttons".
>I think the joke is an obvious one, and I wouldn't doubt that hundreds of
>other casual jokesters have come up with the same line over the past two
>millenia or so.) 
>
I think a better version of #8 would have been

"8. The way he pontificates about everything."

(RC-in-residence)
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Coach Jeff Davis <davis@keats.ca.uky.edu> Season: 1-5 Lifetime: 1-7
From: han@cluster.gps.caltech.edu (Hari Nair)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Elliot Characters - What about Flunky?
Date: 14 Oct 1992 20:54:51 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: cluster.gps.caltech.edu

Flunky was played by a writer named Jeff Martin. He also played the
actor-singer. I believe that he's now writing for "The Simpsons". 

Hari Nair
han@cluster.gps.caltech.edu
From: oliver@Software.Mitel.COM (Oliver Postlethwaite)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Top 10 RE: Pope
Date: 10 Oct 92 00:17:18 GMT
Organization: Cosmic Monsters Inc.

Hello,

I missed the show with this top ten on and haven't read the group in 
awhile so could some one please re-post/e-mail me this top ten? Thanks
a lot.

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From: mwl@csa.bu.edu (Manny Lee)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Manon Rheaume on Tonight's Show?
Date: 15 Oct 92 06:06:54 GMT
	<92Oct9.223936edt.47890@neat.cs.toronto.edu>
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	<Oct.10.12.28.50.1992.14434@andromeda.rutgers.edu>
Distribution: na
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In-reply-to: detrolio@andromeda.rutgers.edu's message of 10 Oct 92 16:28:52 GMT


In article <Oct.10.12.28.50.1992.14434@andromeda.rutgers.edu> 
  detrolio@andromeda.rutgers.edu (David De Trolio) writes:

>   >-=>She s'posed to be on tonight (Friday Oct 9)
>
>   >	She was....  ooh lala...  "ah-key ees mah passion!"  quite exellently
>   >babelicious, I can see dave was really psyched
>
>   I give her her own talk show, if she opens it saying "Hockey is my
>   passion".  She is attractive, and clearly had Dave spellbound.

    Couldn't agree with you more.

>
>   If this is what the women I like in Canada, I am on my way!

    Yup.  You should definitely go there, especially Montreal.
    I have been there several times, and I am going back as soon as I have
    more time.
						= Manny

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From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Paul Shaefer
Date: 7 Oct 1992 16:42:37 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: na
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In article <drice.718471834@ponder> drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice) writes:
->In <mcirvin.718466034@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
->
->>gsroka@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gregory Sroka) writes:
->
->>>In article <16118@borg.cs.unc.edu> crittend@cs.unc.edu writes:
->
->>>Pardon me, B-R-A-D, it's actually Paul Schneider.
->>>(Dave would know.)
->
->>It's actually Hal Grunwald.   G-R-U-N-W-A-L-D.
->
->No, no, no!  It's Hal Grundman!  G-R-U-N-D-M-A-N.

Na uhh.  It's Hal Guertner!  G-U-E-R-T-N-E-R.
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From: grady@fx.com (Steven Grady)
Subject: Lyrics to "Dave's rocks and minerals"
Reply-To: grady@fx.com
Organization: FXD/Telerate, Mountain View, CA
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 01:28:05 GMT

Anyone know the lyrics to "Dave's rocks and minerals"?  This was a song
Paul would sing once in a while as an intro to a segment of the same
name, which would then get interrupted for some reason.  After the song,
Dave brings out a box containing some rocks, but he never finishes the
segment.  Anyway, I think they start like:
	Dave's rocks and minerals, Dave's minerals and rocks
	He gets them from his garden and he puts them in a box

	Steven
PS I won't have computer access for a few weeks..
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"I don't sing, I don't dance, and I don't like people who do."
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From: dharker@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (David Harker)
Subject: Re: << #8  REVEALED!!! >>
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 1992 20:25:23 GMT
Reply-To: dharker@vnet.ibm.com
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM Rochester

Regarding the "new" #8, I also videotaped that night's show, and
decided to try to find the magic frame showing the original #8.

I couldn't find it.  Could the original poster please tell exactly
where it was?  Also, I taped mine on EP mode - could this slower tape
speed perhaps result in my tape missing that frame?  In other words, 
can I know for certain that I got every frame?  More of a 'rec.video'
question, but...

BTW, I've got a Sony xxx-585 VCR, w/ very nice frame-by-frame slo-mo
capability, and watched the whole top-10 scene several times.
There was an _obvious_ voiceover - I'm surprised I didn't notice when
watching originally, as some of you did...

------------------------------------

Dave Harker

IBM - Rochester, MN
AS/400 Order Process Software Development

Internet:   dharker@vnet.ibm.com
Profs:       rchvmv3(dharker)

(507) 286-4565

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From: mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson)
Subject: Re: DB's address, and a Question.
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 11:54:34 GMT

In <98795@bu.edu> navsaria@bass.bu.edu (Dipesh Navsaria) writes:


>  What did his business card look like, anyway?  I already got a bumper
>sticker from him, and don't want to write again for fear of appearing greedy...

Its got the Miami Herald corporate logo, and says Dave Barry, Humor
Columnist, Presidential Contender, along with his mailing address and
phone number (note: don't ask me for the phone number. When I worked
at the Winnipeg Free Press, I called him to get a quote, and his
answering service says he doesn't respond by phone. Mail is the best
way to reach him.)

>  Hmmmm...maybe if I said "Dave, would you send me a check for the amount from
>the royalties from your latest book with your signature on it?" he would...you
>never know... 8)

Just to be mature, I'll say, "I DARE YOU!"

Michael

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From: avdh@sunnyboy.dazixco.ingr.com (Alain van der Heide)
Subject: Re: New Dave interview and upcoming reading in Boston
Organization: Dazix - An Intergraph Company
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:36:13 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.173542.567@HQ.Ileaf.COM>, tyg@HQ.Ileaf.COM (Tom Galloway) writes:
> [deleted] 
> Side note: Anyone else wish that the journalist panel for the presidential 
> debate had consisted of some subset of Dave Barry, Mike Royko, Mike
> Peters, Doug Marlette, and Jeff MacNally?

As long as we're fantasizing, how about P.J. O'Rourke and Hunter S. Thompson?
> 
> tyg   tyg@hq.ileaf.com

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From: janiceg@marvin.Eng.Sun.COM (Janice Gelb)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: DB's address, and a Question.
Date: 16 Oct 92 16:24:33 GMT
Reply-To: janiceg@marvin.Eng.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: marvin

In <1992Oct15.184606.4142@u.washington.edu> philip@stein.u.washington.edu (Philip Hallstrom) writes:
>
>Also, does anyone know of any hints or tips that will encourage Dave Barry
>to respond?  
>

I just wrote him to compliment him on a particular column (the superbugs 
of South Florida) and told why it affected me personally (it enabled my 
colleagues in California to know why I still do severe anti-bug precautions 
in my house).  I got a bumper sticker and a handwritten note in response 
saying I could be "Secretary of Insects."


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From: philip@stein.u.washington.edu (Philip Hallstrom)
Subject: Anyone know Dave Barry's address?
Reply-To: philip@u.washington.edu
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 23:25:08 GMT

Does anyone out there know Dave Barry's address, the one where you can get
a bumper sticker and ask for cabinet positions?
Thanks in advance.

-Philip          		 | Scientists tell us that the fastest	  |
				 | animal on earth, with a top speed of	  |
e-mail: philip@u.washington.edu	 | 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been	  |
				 | dropped from a helicopter. -Dave Barry |
From: leej@sgi.com (Lee Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: DB's address, and a Question.
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:22:12 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: diver.asd.sgi.com

In article <1992Oct15.184606.4142@u.washington.edu> philip@stein.u.washington.edu (Philip Hallstrom) writes:
>The address that I have for Dave Barry is one I got off of here a couple
>of weeks ago.  It is:
>
>Dave Barry
>c/o Tropic Magazine
>Miami Herald
>1 Herald Plaza
>Miami, Florida 33132

This address works for tons of people.  I suspect that a letter addressed
to "Dave Barry; Miami" might have a very good chance of reaching him.

>Also, does anyone know of any hints or tips that will encourage Dave Barry
>to respond?  

My best guess would be the cleverness or sincerity of the letter would
correlate.  

Regards, Lee
From: mvp@netcom.com (Mike Van Pelt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: DB's political affiliation
Date: 16 Oct 92 05:38:50 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Oct16.030035.925@muddcs.claremont.edu> irilyth@fenris.claremont.edu (Josh Smith) writes:
>In reference to my signature: since Dave Barry is reportedly a big-L
>Libertarian (as in member of the Libertarian Party), I can follow my own
>advice and still vote for Dave... (grin)

In at least one interview, Dave claimed to be an anarchist.

Doesn't mean he couldn't be an LP member, of course...
-- 
Mike Van Pelt          | What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth?
mvp@netcom.com         | Judging from realistic simulations involving a
                       | sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we
                       | can assume it will be pretty bad. -- Dave Barry
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From: avdh@sunnyboy.dazixco.ingr.com (Alain van der Heide)
Subject: Re: New Dave interview and upcoming reading in Boston
Organization: Dazix - An Intergraph Company
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:42:08 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.203613.10773@dazixco.ingr.com>, avdh@sunnyboy.dazixco.ingr.com (Alain van der Heide) writes:
> In article <1992Oct13.173542.567@HQ.Ileaf.COM>, tyg@HQ.Ileaf.COM (Tom Galloway) writes:
> > [deleted] 
> > Side note: Anyone else wish that the journalist panel for the presidential 
> > debate had consisted of some subset of Dave Barry, Mike Royko, Mike
> > Peters, Doug Marlette, and Jeff MacNally?
> 
> As long as we're fantasizing, how about P.J. O'Rourke and Hunter S. Thompson?

Or maybe feed them all (the candidates, I mean) to whatever results when you
crossbreed a black lab, pit bull, and Oprah Winfrey?

> > 
> > tyg   tyg@hq.ileaf.com
> 
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From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: FAQ
Date: 14 Oct 92 04:20:56 GMT
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University

In article <1992Oct12.151437.8901@cbis.ece.drexel.edu>, stuart@lorelei.ece.drexel.edu (Stuart R. Harper) writes:
>In article <W9NRBNXM@cc.swarthmore.edu> kzyla1@cc.swarthmore.edu (Kate Zyla)
>writes:
>>I recommend Borders Book Stores.  I think they have them all over.  I got
>>Dave Barry Turns 40 on tape at the one in Detroit, and it's hilarious.  I
>>think the funniest part is the fact that he reads it like he doesn't get
>>it.  I am not making this up.  Has anyone else noticed this technique?  I
>>just have to say how impressed I am that I can keep up with Dave like this.
>> I'm still working on getting a regular copy of the weekly articles here in
>>Philadelphia, and my parents have to send them from the Detroit Free Press.
>> Being away at school with no one to read Dave to has been tough, and this
>>newsgroup is just great!
>
>   Kate, I was under the impression that the Philadelphia Inquirer runs Dave's
>columns.

How many times do I have to post this? I am not making this up. Dave can be 
found regularly on Tuesdays in the Daily News. Please, someone confirm this
for me, so that I don't feel like there is a cosmic joke being played on me. 


st902L15@pip.cc.brandeis.edu  + If the Giants win but two of four
        Adam Levin            + And the Dodgers six of ten
Feel free to call me st902415 + The Phillies as in days of yore
       if you want to         + Will finish last again --- George E. Phair
From: dwhitney@hamp.hampshire.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: calendar
Date: 12 Oct 92 15:38:37 GMT
Organization: Hampshire College

--My favorite quote from last week's calendar items:
Running garments made from synthetic material actually "breathe".
Really.  At night, if you listen carefully to your closet,
you'll hear your garment in there, breathing and occasionally
chuckling softly at some synthetic joke it heard from your
dress slacks.
 
Deb
dwhitney@hamp.hampshire.edu
From: atario@cats.ucsc.edu (Stephen Wayne Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: DB's address, and a Question.
Date: 16 Oct 1992 11:10:54 GMT
Organization: University of California, Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: si.ucsc.edu


mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:

>In <1bkgd4INNsoo@fido.asd.sgi.com> leej@sgi.com (Lee Jones) writes:

>>My best guess would be the cleverness or sincerity of the letter would
>sticker and a business card) seems to be a good way of getting
>*something* from him!

You don't even need to send a SASE or anything??  Just a postcard with your
address and a short message?

>"If Rush Limbaugh's fans are Dittoheads, what are Dave Barry fans?"

One hell of a lot less idiotic?  :)
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From: kzyla1@cc.swarthmore.edu (Kate Zyla)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: FAQ
Date: 11 Oct 92 23:42:55 GMT
Organization: Swarthmore College

In article <ld9h5fINNdni@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM>, empcomm@empserv.Corp.Sun.COM
(Chet Anderson - Emp. Services) writes:
> 
> The FAQ mentions Books on Tape read by Dave himself.  I've never
> seen these anywhere--does anyone have any idea where to find them?
> 
> Thanks,
> Chet
> 
> chet.anderson@corp.sun.com
> 
I recommend Borders Book Stores.  I think they have them all over.  I got
Dave Barry Turns 40 on tape at the one in Detroit, and it's hilarious.  I
think the funniest part is the fact that he reads it like he doesn't get
it.  I am not making this up.  Has anyone else noticed this technique?  I
just have to say how impressed I am that I can keep up with Dave like this.
 I'm still working on getting a regular copy of the weekly articles here in
Philadelphia, and my parents have to send them from the Detroit Free Press.
 Being away at school with no one to read Dave to has been tough, and this
newsgroup is just great!

Just wanted to share,
Kate
From: janiceg@marvin.Eng.Sun.COM (Janice Gelb)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: New Dave interview and upcoming reading
Date: 14 Oct 92 16:49:11 GMT
Reply-To: janiceg@marvin.Eng.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: marvin

In article 10773@dazixco.ingr.com, avdh@sunnyboy.dazixco.ingr.com (Alain van der Heide) writes:
>In article <1992Oct13.173542.567@HQ.Ileaf.COM>, tyg@HQ.Ileaf.COM (Tom Galloway) writes:
>> [deleted] 
>> Side note: Anyone else wish that the journalist panel for the presidential 
>> debate had consisted of some subset of Dave Barry, Mike Royko, Mike
>> Peters, Doug Marlette, and Jeff MacNally?
>
>As long as we're fantasizing, how about P.J. O'Rourke and Hunter S. Thompson?

Your fantasy has been partially answered: Rolling Stone had an issue in, I 
believe, July or August when they endorsed Bill Clinton and both PJ O'Rourke 
and Hunter S. Thompson went down to Little Rock and interviewed Clinton.  It
was a fascinating piece.

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From: pablo@wam.umd.edu (Paul James Schnake)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: DB's address, and a Question.
Date: 15 Oct 92 23:16:20 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park

In article <1bkgd4INNsoo@fido.asd.sgi.com> leej@sgi.com (Lee Jones) writes:
>In article <1992Oct15.184606.4142@u.washington.edu> philip@stein.u.washington.edu (Philip Hallstrom) writes:
>>The address that I have for Dave Barry is one I got off of here a couple
>>of weeks ago.  It is:
>>
>>Dave Barry
>>c/o Tropic Magazine
>>Miami Herald
>>1 Herald Plaza
>>Miami, Florida 33132
>
>This address works for tons of people.  I suspect that a letter addressed
>to "Dave Barry; Miami" might have a very good chance of reaching him.
>

Yup, he's just like Santa Claus. 8^)

- Paul
From: maire@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: I told Dave about our newsgroup!
Date: 14 Oct 92 22:50:06 -0500
Organization: Carnegie Mellon Computer Club


I got my Dave for President bumper sticker a while back after I sent
him a couple of articles.  I found another article in yesterday's
paper to send him, so I did, along w/a note to him about our
newsgroup.  I told him that we would be thrilled for him to join
us here, so maybe he will!  I also asked him if I could be the
Secretary of the Treasury since I am known for writing strange things
on dollar bills.  I hope he says yes!
--Tina M. W.
  maire@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu
  maire@drycas.bitnet

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From: darrin@engin.umich.edu (Darrin P Cardani)
Subject: Re: Calendar
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 22:26:48 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <92286.122754RSL103@psuvm.psu.edu> <RSL103@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>     I hope clothes don't advance beyond the breathing stage.  What am I
>going to do when, one morning ten years from now, I look around and say,
>"Where's that pair of pants I left draped over this chair last night?"  And
>my wife says, "Oh, they went up to Cape Cod for the weekend with my girdle.
>They'll be back Tuesday."
>
>                                              S.J.Perelman

Well what do you think all those hangers in your closet are doing? How do
you think you ended up with so many? They multiply!

						Darrin Cardani
darrin@engin.umich.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: dwhitney@hamp.hampshire.edu
Subject: Dave in Boston
Organization: Hampshire College
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 15:01:23 GMT

-- Boston Globe Calendar--Boston Globe Book Festival, Rabb Lecture
Hall, Boston Publ Library.
Oct. 22 at 6:00 pm Dave Barry.  "Dave Barry Does Japan"  Free
 
Deb
dwhitney@hamp.hampshire.edu
From: SCW112@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: DB's address, and a Question.
Date: 15 Oct 92 22:50:45 GMT
 <1bkgd4INNsoo@fido.asd.sgi.com>
Organization: Penn State University

Actually, I think I read in one of Dave Barry's books that he replies to
every letter he gets.  Anyway, here's my letter from Dave Barry story.

My letter:

Dear Dave Barry,

When you become President, could I be you're Secretary of Education?  I
don't like the other to candidates.  There stupid.  One of the
vise-presidential candidates can't even spell write!

Sincerely,

Stephen Wei

His reply:

Dear Stephen,

Certenly (Xed out) Curtainly (Xed out)

Sertenly (Xed out) Sure.


Dave Barry


Yay!
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