HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Subject: Re: NOT natural ?
Organization: Computing Sciences, Uni of Technology, Sydney.
Distribution: aus
Date: 12 Nov 92 06:24:14 GMT

ta@labserver.canberra.edu.au (The Avatar) writes:
>osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:
>>ricko@ee.uts.edu.au (Rick Jelliffe) writes:

>>>You are making a tautology. "final cause" is teleology, ...

>>So, "final cause" is useful, significant, convincing, ..., ONLY IF ...

>From the English point of view the "final clause" generally is the object or 
>a parsing sentence.

This kind of comment is not appropriate in aus.flame, or even uts.flame, but
deserves to be in aus.jokes (or aus.jokes.puns.not-very-good).

So, it's my fault. I cross-posted.

Tomasso.
From: jnixon@spam.ua.oz (John Nixon)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Real-life jokes
Summary: Humour is in the mind of the beholder.
Keywords: grow, a, brain
Date: 11 Nov 92 22:58:11 GMT
Followup-To: aus.jokes.d
Distribution: aus
Organization: Statistics, Pure & Applied Mathematics, University of Adelaide

In article <1992Nov11.151841.1@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au> s206001@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au writes:

>Add one about people from SA who think to liven things up but fail dismally.

"People from SA who think to liven things up."?  Now *that's* funny!

>Sorry but I must have gone into the wrong aus.jokes!  I thought I was going to
>laugh my mistake.. but then we can't all laugh at the same things life wouldn't

"I thought I was going to laugh my mistake."?  Now that's *really* funny!

>be life then would it?

You bet.  Think about it.

>Keep trying John you'll maybe get there :)

I'm already there!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>Irene
^^^^^^
My joke for today.  Where was yours?

--
John Nixon {Humour Impaired} jnixon@spam.maths.adelaide.edu.au [08 228-5407]
Department of Applied Mathematics, The University of Adelaide, SA, AUSTRALIA
"Unidentified Techno Artist" Sample of the Week: "Mayday..."  "Mayday..."
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: drinking
From: s206001@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au
Date: 11 Nov 92 15:44:50 GMT

In article <721200321.AA07899@csource.oz.au>, Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather) writes:
> Drink Driving Jokes:
> WARNING.......If anyone reads these and gets offended..TOUGH!
> you read these at your own risk !
> Incidently..these are susposed to be true stories out of the
> U.K
> If anyone thinks these are funny...well not exactly but
> subtle, then I will give you more, there are over 1000 cases
> in this book, some are long but worth typing if anyone wants
> them.
> cheers
> the joke master
Yep you're right atleast you do provide a warning :) 
But I for one have to thank you.  My day had been rotten and quite bleak and I
needed a laugh so turned to aus.jokes the first thing I read almost drove me to
suicide and despair on the humour of Aussies.  Then I found yours and your
friend's inputs and finally found solace.  Many thanks.
Irene
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: gnb@duke.bby.com.au (Gregory N. Bond)
Subject: Ethnic food...
Organization: Burdett, Buckeridge & Young, Melbourne, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 22:20:52 GMT

[Potentially offensive to Africans]

V jrag gb na Nsevpna erfgenhag ynfg avtug.  Vg jnf cerggl tbbq.  Lbh
fna va n fnaqcvg sbe guerr ubhef gura fbzrbar qebccrq n ont bs jurng
ba lbhe urnq!
--
Gregory Bond <gnb@bby.com.au> Burdett, Buckeridge & Young Ltd, Melbourne 
That's *Mister* Chief Pointyhead to you.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: stuarta@syd.dms.CSIRO.AU (Stuart Andrews)
Subject: Hacker Test
Organization: CSIRO Division of Mathematics and Statistics, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 00:35:52 GMT

Hi,
 Would someone please post the 512 question Hacker Test to this
newsgroup. (Not to me please, to avoid duplication)

thanx
s

-- 
"Somebody thought of it                 #    "I do not agree with what you say
 And someone believed it                #     But I will fight to the death for
 And look what it's done so far"	#     your right to say it"
                  (Kermit the Frog)     #               (Rumpole of the Bailey)
################################################################################
Stuart Andrews
stuarta@syd.dms.csiro.au
Opinions posted here are mine and do not necessarily comply with those of CSIRO
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Baaaaaaaaaa (Please)
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 05 Nov 92 14:20:22 GMT

Q: How do Kiwis find sheep in long grass?

A: Delightful.
From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: retire
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1992 09:43:00

		MEMORANDUM

TO ALL DEPARTMENTS:

RE:	EARLY RETIREMENT PROGRAMME
----------------------------------


As a result of re-organisation, as well as the declining workload,
Management must, of necessity, take steps to reduce the current
workforce. a 'Reduction of Employees' Programme has been devised
which seems the most equitable under present circumstances.

Under this plan, older employees will be placed in early retirement,
thus permitting the retention of employees who represent the future
of the Company.

Therefore, a programme to phase out the older personnel (over 40) by the
end of the current financial year will be put into effect immediately.

This programme will be known as R.A.P.E. (Retirement of Aged Personnel
Early). Employees who are RAPE'd will be given the opportunity to seek
other jobs within the Company provided that while they are RAPE'd they
request a review of their employment status before actual retirement
takes place.

This phase of the programme will be known as S.C.R.E.W. (Survey of
Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All employees who have been
RAPE'd and SCREW'd may apply for a final review.

This phase will be know as S.T.U.F.F.E.D. (Study of Termination of Use
For Further Education and Development).

Programme policy dictates that employees may be RAPE'd once, SCREW'd
twice, but can get STUFFED as many times as Management sees fit.
 * Origin: Tassie DataBank, 4 Lines, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: (A Joke) Re: Baaaaaaaaaa (Please)
Date: 11 Nov 1992 11:29:24 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
Distribution: world
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1992Nov7.231139.4188@darwin.ntu.edu.au>, nunn@it.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
>(Note: Please don't take offence)

Q: How do you stop an Aussy from drowning?

A: Take your foot off his head.

--
Red
From: hoconnel@iti.org (Heath O'Connell)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Intro.
Date: 11 Nov 1992 22:52:07 GMT
Organization: The University of Adelaide
Distribution: aus
NNTP-Posting-Host: adelphi.itd.adelaide.edu.au


Tony: Says here that this guy slept with over 300 women.
Mick: I'd have slept with more than that.
Tony: Yeah, right, Mick.
Mick: Nah, it's true.
Tony: You user Mick, you can't tell me you loved all of them.
Mick: Course not. But hey, they all got what they wanted outa it... Hey, Hey,
      hey!
Tony: Oh, and just what might that be?



Mick: $50 an hour.



The calls to Backchat start almost immediately.




--
		hoconnel@adelphi.physics.adelaide.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: wharvey@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Wayne Harvey)
Subject: Re: Baaaaaaaaaa (Please)
Organization: Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 02:46:01 GMT

Marcus.Mroczkowski@p5.f509.n635.z3.fidonet.org (Marcus Mroczkowski) writes:

>To: All

>At 09:16:22 on 05-Nov-92, edd711ysft said this about
>        Baaaaaaaaaa (Please) :

> e> From: edd711ysft@vx24.cc.monash.edu.au
> e> Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

> e> win the competition for the best Kiwi joke! Thanks in advance, 
> e> Baaaaaaa.  

>Did you hear that the Kiwis have found TWO new uses for
>sheep??

>They can shear them as well as eat them.

	I wonder if they taste like humans...

	I hear Kiwis like ovine 69's.
W.

-- 
+________________________________+ 'Life is long, and love is          _______+
|  Wayne Harvey                  | Always over in the morning'                |
|  wharvey@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au   |       The Sisters of Mercy.                |
|________________________________|____________________________________________|
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: andrewh@ee.su.OZ.AU (Andrew Hunt)
Subject: aussie kiss
Reply-To: andrewh@ee.su.OZ.AU (Andrew Hunt)
Organization: University of Sydney, Australia
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 06:32:57 GMT


Q: What's an Australian kiss?

A: A French kiss, only down under.

Andrew
From: jnixon@spam.ua.oz (John Nixon)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Real-life jokes
Summary: Real-life jokes
Keywords: real, life, jokes
Date: 5 Nov 92 00:26:19 GMT
Followup-To: aus.jokes
Distribution: aus
Organization: Statistics, Pure & Applied Mathematics, University of Adelaide

Hey!,

Here's a completely original idea for a new joke thread!

(Or, "Hows this for original?: Lets have some jokes in aus.jokes!)

Isn't it about time for a compilation of unintentional jokes spouting
forth from the terminals of all those who wander the nets?  I think so.

Thus, here are some examples to start the ball rolling...

REAL-LIFE JOKES
---------------
--
(generally American) people who think the statement

"I could care less"

means they don't give a damn (when, as I read it, it has almost no
meaning at all).
--
and what about people who use the phrase

"a whole new bowl of wax"

as a (slightly misguided) alternative to "a different kettle of fish".
--
people who can't see the problem with the above two items quoted
directly from the net over the last few weeks.
--

Direct any gramatical and/or spelling error summaries to anywhere but my
mailbox...

HA HA :-)

---
John Nixon {Research Dude} jnixon@spam.maths.adelaide.edu.au [08 228-5407]
Department of Applied Mathematics, The University of Adelaide, SA, AUSTRALIA
(Joey) Beltram "Energy Flash" Sample of the Week: "Ecstasy..."  "Ecstasy..."
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: facts
From: s206001@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au
Date: 12 Nov 92 13:28:18 GMT

In article <721337358.AA08174@csource.oz.au>, Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather) writes:
> ONCE AGAIN....READ AT OWN RISK ( contains a few nice words )
> 
> 			PLAIN FACTS 
> 	Since the average length is six inches, the average
> girl receives 216 inches or 18 feet per intercourse.
This is a gross average on both sexes I take it?  Does that mean you consider
the average girl can and does take no more than that?

> 	So girls, if you're not getting your half a mile a
> year  why  not  let the man who gave you this to read help
> you catch up?
Promises promises why switch from a good thing?
IE.
From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: heres more !
Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1992 18:28:00 +1000

EXTRACTS FROM THE QUEENSLAND SEX EDUCATION BOOKLET
--------------------------------------------------

# 11 PREVENTING PREGNANCY WITH THE AID OF A CONDOM:

  a. Place condom over nozzle on car tyre pump.
  b. Tie handle of pump to underside of mattress.
  c. Turn off lights and play soft music.
  d. Try to relax with partner.
  e. Vertical movement of mattress will result in inflation of 
     condom.
  f. Excessive movement will result in excessive inflation     
     which will result in quite a bang which should result in  
     a noticeable lowering of interest in sex.

               ----------------------------
               I  SUCCESS RATE:           I
               I  NORMAL PEOPLE    85   %  I
               I                      I
               I  DEAF PEOPLE  1.3 %  I
               ----------------------------


# 47 PREVENTING PREGNANCY WITH THE AID OF A COIL:

  a. Place coil spring securely in navel.
  b. Can be used by either partner.
  c. Takes the worry out of being close.

               ----------------------------
               I  SUCCESS RATE:           I
               I  FEMALES          50   %  I
               I                      I
               I    MALES            100   %  I
               ----------------------------


# 85 PREVENTING PREGNANCY WITH THE AID OF TIED TUBES:

  a. Get two bicycle tyre tubes.
  b. Stand back to back.
  c. Tie tightly and go to sleep.
  d. You'll have the satisfaction of being close to your       
     partner
     with little risk of conception.

               ----------------------------
               I  SUCCESS RATE:           I
               I  PEOPLE WHO CAN'T        I
               I  WRIGGLE OUT OF          I
               I  ANYTHING       100   %  I
               I                      I
               I  POLITICIANS  0.2 %  I
               ----------------------------

# 109     PREVENTING PREGNANCY WITH THE AID OF THE PILL:

  a. Take one pill with glass of undiluted garlic juice.
  b. Breathe through mouth while facing partner.

               ----------------------------
               I  SUCCESS RATE:           I
               I  ESKIMOS            100   %  I
               I                      I
               I  SOUTHERN                I
               I  EUROPEANS   14   %  I
               ----------------------------


# 365     PREVENTING PREGNANCY WITH THE AID OF A METAL
CHASTITY BELT:

  a. Take belt in right hand.
  b. Clout partner over head.
  c. Has the effect of keeping mind above belt.

               ----------------------------
               I  SUCCESS RATE:           I
               I  PEOPLE WITH             I
               I  THIN SKULLS    100   %  I
               I                      I
               I  POLITICIANS  0.7 %  I
               ----------------------------


 * Origin: Tassie DataBank, 4 Lines, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: acjbooks@citr.uq.oz.au (ACJ Books (Chris))
Subject: real life humour
Summary: a funny story from real life - as asked
Keywords: real life humour
Organization: Prentice Centre, University of Queensland
Distribution: aus
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 07:35:06 GMT

REAL LIFE HUMOUR CONTRIBUTION


I was having breakfast in a Florida hotel with a British colleague - at a
conference. The waitress came up with the usual sunny side up Colgate toothy
smile and said (as is the fashion):

	Hi, my name's Samantha, and I'm your waitress today.
	As well as your formal menu we also have:
		1. ....
		2. ....
		3. ....
		4. ....
		5. ....

		n. .....

I was very tempted to wait till about number 14, and then ask, 

	Er, pardon me but what was number 2 again .....

and wait for the reply:

	(Thinks for one minute, then ...)

	Hi, my name's Samantha, and I'm your waitress today.
	As well as your formal menu we also have:
		1. ....
		2. ....
		3. ....
		4. ....
		5. ....

		n. .....


But instead, I didn't. Later (the service was a little slow) Samantha passed
by and quickly said to me:

	Sorry, Sir, your breakfast will be with you momentarily.

I, aware of the American misuse of the finest of mother tongues, replied:

	Oh Dear, I was hoping to have it for a little longer.....

Samantha looked totally non-plussed (America is really quite a humourless
society), and my British colleague was last seen collapsing under the table -
in mirth or embarrassment, I'm not sure which.

Wasn't it Churchill who said that the British and American people were two
peoples with a common heritage divided by a common language? Or words to that
effect!

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: lhp@suite.sw.oz.au (Lionel Parker)
Subject: Re: Winners!
Organization: Softway Pty Ltd
Date: 10 Nov 92 02:41:27 GMT

In <1dldkqINN1po@manuel.anu.edu.au> rwc124@rsphy1.anu.edu.au (Roderick Vance) writes:

>Heres's one that's really befitting of all those winners in W#stp@c
>(...hmm that last word didn't quite make it through the net uncorrupted!)

>What's the difference between a wanker and a banker?


>At least the wanker knows what he's  doing!!


Does this refer to the "Bestpac Wanking Company" ??



-- 
Lionel Parker, Softway Pty Ltd              Net:lhp@softway.sw.oz.au
PO Box 305, Strawberry Hills, NSW 2012, Australia Tel:+61 2 698 2322
79 Myrtle St, Chippendale,    NSW 2008, Australia Fax:+61 2 699 9174
-- 
Lionel Parker, Softway Pty Ltd              Net:lhp@softway.sw.oz.au
PO Box 305, Strawberry Hills, NSW 2012, Australia Tel:+61 2 698 2322
79 Myrtle St, Chippendale,    NSW 2008, Australia Fax:+61 2 699 9174
From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: drinking
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 1992 09:44:00

Drink Driving Jokes:


WARNING.......If anyone reads these and gets offended..TOUGH!

you read these at your own risk !

Incidently..these are susposed to be true stories out of the
U.K.

1. A school teacher was comforting an old friend whos mother
had passed away, the form of comforting haad been in the way
of several drinks, as she was driving home, she noticed a
plain car following her, to which she suspected a police car,
she sped up and at the same time so did the other car, she
slowed down..so did the other car, after the police radioed
ahead for suport and she had run two other vehicles off the
road, she came to a dead end, two plain clothes officers tried
to apprehend her, she began screaming , she screamed that she
thought thay had been rapists, her ploy worked, not only did
she get out of a test but she was also escorted home.

2. A Truck driver was stopped on a routine check, and the
police found that he ws over the limit, as they were driving
to the station the driver said that his dog was innocent and
could he be dropped off home, the policeman being an animal
lover gladly obliged, when thet reached the station, the
driver complained that he hadn't been properly arrested, when
he appered in court, the judge agreed and was dismissed.

3. A doctor Kenneth Kaaunda, some president of Zambia some
time ago and a complete tea-totaller, complained about the
drink driving which has claimed the lives of others, ststed
that if this continued he would resign...a voice in the crowd
was heard to sy " I'll drink to that "

4. An undrcover policeman was arrested for drink driving,
whilst on duty, despite his prediciment he was fined  about
$400 and allowed to keep his licence, the cop was undercover
and was ordered to drink to avoid suspicion, the judge agreed
ans was fined only..

5. An amusing story comes from a graphic artist who was over
the limit saying that it wasn't fair the he was over, he
claimed that because he had one leg his reading would
naturally be higher, the case was set aside until more could
be found out on what to do.

6. Here is an interesting one, A road safety officer wants to
extend the role of brethos' to pedestrians, the pedestrians
offen walk into cars and get themsleves hurt, But if the law
agrees to this, what kind of sentance would a court pass ? 
well on sugesstion was you are banned from walking for a
year..you will have to drive instead.

If anyone thinks these are funny...well not exactly but
subtle, then I will give you more, there are over 1000 cases
in this book, some are long but worth typing if anyone wants
them.

cheers

the joke master

 * Origin: Tassie DataBank, 4 Lines, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)

From: Mark.Stiebel@f159.n633.z3.fidonet.org (Mark Stiebel)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: drinking
Date: Sun, 08 Nov 1992 13:54:02

 DH> If anyone thinks these are funny...well not exactly but
 DH> subtle, then I will give you more, there are over 1000 cases
 DH> in this book, some are long but worth typing if anyone wants
 DH> them.

 Well, I don't think you really need to type them all out, but I wouldn't mind
getting the book. What book is it, and about how much di it cost you?

  ________ ___  ___ _____ ________
 (________|   \/   |  ___|________)
   (______|  |\/|  |___  |______)
     (____|__|  |__|_____|____)


... If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 * Origin:  The Gate - Melbourne, Australia - +61-3-879-9082  (3:633/159.0)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: edd711ysft@vx24.cc.monash.edu.au
Subject: Baaaaaaaaaa (Please)
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 09:16:22 GMT

I am in desperate need of some anti New Zealand Jokes, after all, we have heard
 enough of the anti Aussie jokes havent we! Unfortunately my account runs out
 very soon so any replies will need to quick! Please help, I've got to win the
competition for the best Kiwi joke! Thanks in advance,  Baaaaaaa.  
From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: cop this !!!!
Date: Wed, 04 Nov 1992 23:32:00 +1000

Hello Dean!

02 Nov 92, Dean Heather writes to All:


 DH> WARNING!!!! READ AT OWN RISK!

 DH> follow page down,

But, what about the Town planner you put the SH*T pit right next door to the
recreation centre ;-)


David

 * Origin: Landing Zone Software (3:632/332)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: allanc@cs.su.oz.au (Restless Wanderer)
Subject: Re: (A Joke) Re: Baaaaaaaaaa (Please)
Reply-To: allanc@cluster.cs.su.oz (Restless Wanderer)
Organization: Basser Dept of Computer Science, University of Sydney, Australia
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 23:16:14 GMT

Heard on "Club Vege" 2MMM FM in Sydney.

What's the difference between a fake anerican $1 bill and Kylie Minogue ?



One's a phony buck and the other's a ........

Cut off by Club Vege at this stage.
From: rwc124@rsphy1.anu.edu.au (Roderick Vance)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Winners!
Date: 9 Nov 1992 10:13:46 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Distribution: world
Reply-To: rwc124@rsphy1.anu.edu.au (Roderick Vance)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.15.51

Heres's one that's really befitting of all those winners in W#stp@c
(...hmm that last word didn't quite make it through the net uncorrupted!)

What's the difference between a wanker and a banker?


At least the wanker knows what he's  doing!!
From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: expences
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1992 12:09:00

EXPENSE ACCOUNT FOR JULY / AUGUST

JUL  1	Ad for female secretary			    3.50
JUL  2	Violets for new secretary		    2.00
JUL  8	Week's salary for new secretary		  100.00
JUL  9	Roses for secretary			   15.00
JUL 11	Candy for wife				    1.25
JUL 13	Lunch with secretary			    9.00
JUL 15	Week's salary for secretary		  125.00
JUL 16	Movie tickets (Self & Wife)		    2.50
JUL 18	Theatre tickets (Self & Secretary)	   20.00
JUL 19	Milkshake for wife			     .50
JUL 22	Virginia's salary			  150.00
JUL 23	Champagne and dinner for Ginny		    8.60
AUG 29	Doctor					  500.00
AUG 30	Fur coat for wife			3,200.00
AUG 31	Ad for male secretary			    3.50
						--------
					      $ 4,180.85
						--------
 * Origin: Tassie DataBank, 4 Lines, D'bridge Tasmania, 6.5 Gigs  (3:670/301)

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: rforrest@ducvax.auburn.edu
Subject: testing, please ignore
Organization: Auburn University, AL
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1992 01:34:35 GMT

test
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: c.brennan@student.utas.edu.au (chris brennan)
Subject: sex (modanna)
Organization: University of Tasmania
Distribution: aus
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 06:43:19 GMT

For those who haven't heard.
Triple J announced that Norman Gunston 
has release a single 
which is a 'play' on madonna's 
material girl. It's called.

VENEREAL GIRL!


================================================
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: My reply Jnixon
From: s206001@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au
Date: 12 Nov 92 12:31:38 GMT

JNixon my reply got sent to aus.jokes.d...