From: bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (B r u c e   B u f a l i n i )
Subject: Re: Bruce Bufalini's daily routine (was Re: The Politics of USENET)
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Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 22:33:16 GMT

In article <1992Jul25.062838.2772@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>In article <e!31Hfido8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul24.051323.22097@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (One group at a time, please.) writes:
>>>In article <jic1Hn4rn8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Jul24.025012.17756@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>>>>In article <6$81H9=6n8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>>>In article <1992Jul23.032343.7946@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (I'm too sexy for this newsgroup) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <h531Hy1nm8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Ahem, you are again thinking of Penn State.  Get the facts straight, Patrick.
>>>>>>>>Yes, I remember DOI, for they are headquartered here at *Penn* State.
>>>>>>>>Misinformation rages on, and Patrick is the #1 reason for it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ah, yes...that imaginary organization of yours.  It's headquartered at
>>>>>>>PlayPenn State, just as I said.  (Thanks for making me #1 on your list, I
>>>>>>>might add.  You're finally starting to gain a little knowledge. :-)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>No, you are quite misinformed.  Obtain facts before posting, Mr. Humphrey.
>>>>>>Prove that an organization PlayPenn State exists.  You will never do it, for
>>>>>>it does not exist anywhere.  You will always be #1 on the list of spewing out
>>>>>>misinformation.
>>>>>
>>>>>Not as long as there's someone up there at PlayPenn State who insists
>>>>>there's such a thing as a "DOI", I won't be.
>>>>
>>>>Yes you will be, for you are always misinformed.  Lack of communication with
>>>>DOI is the primary cause of your state of misinformation.
>>>
>>>I don't communicate with imaginary entities.
>>
>>Nor do I.  You still have not gathered any facts, Patrick.  I do not talk to
>>imaginary entities, for DOI is not imaginary.
>
>Sure, Bruce.  Can you prove that?  No?  So much for you, then.

I don't have to prove that it exists.  You have to prove that it does not
exist, which you have so far failed to do.  Congratulations.

>>>>>(Sheesh.  Down here, if "DOI" means anything, it's the counterpart to "BOI"
>>>>>-- "Died On the Island", which goes well with "Born On the Island".  Never
>>>>>mind which island it is, either, since you're geographically illiterate.)
>>>>
>>>>No, DOI is the Department of Information in all places.  Islands are quite
>>>>irrelevant to DOI.
>>>
>>>Ask me if I care.  (Since you were so utterly clueless, I'll give you a hint
>>>-- it's a famous island in the greater Houston area.)
>>
>>You apparently cared enough to lie about DOI, relating it to islands in the
>>pits of hell.
>
>It's not my fault if you don't know any of the local dialect.  Funny that
>your precious (and imaginary) "DOI" couldn't inform you of that.

Who gives a freaking shit about your local dialect?  The Department of
Information need not inform individuals about irrelevant drivel in the Pits of
Hell.

>>>>>>>   +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 778-0311 at Genghis Khan's BBQ.
>>>>>>>                  Support term limitations for politicians:
>>>>>>>                 two terms -- one in office and one in jail.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Support no term limitations for politicians.  Just make sure all terms are 
>>>>>>served in jail.  Perhaps you should consider becoming a politician, Patrick.
>>>>>>Especially under the 'every-term-in-jail' proposal. :-)
>>>>>
>>>>>It's your idea -- you run for office and test it out.  (Make sure it's a
>>>>>national one so I can vote for you, of course. :-)
>>>>
>>>>It's my idea, and you are my test population.  I am the only eligible voter,
>>>>and I vote that you go directly to jail.  Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
>>>>It looks like you're going to be in jail for quite a while.  Congratulations,
>>>>Patrick, for it appears that this idea is a quite successful one.
>>>
>>>Sorry, your voter registration was discovered to be invalid due to incorrect
>>>information.  Turn yourself in for voter fraud at the nearest of your DOI
>>>offices.
>>
>>Wrong, for I am informed of everything.  You are still going to jail, Patrick,
>>so get ready for it.
>
>Sure, Bruce.  I'm going to jail like your DOI really exists.  Enjoy your
>fantasy.

What fantasy?  DOI does exist; therefore, you are going to jail, as I asserted
before.

>>>Maybe that's all you have to do in your daily routine.
>>
>>Wrong, asshole.  Observe:
>>
>>[Bruce's schedule deleted for Patrick couldn't read or understand it.]
>
>I was wrong, I see.  You have nothing whatsoever in your daily routine,
>apparently.

Yes, you are always wrong.  You are also illiterate, for you were apparently
incapable of understanding what I posted.  Now let's see your daily routine,
Mr. Humphrey.

>Are you sure you're alive?  :-)

bufalini@among[10]:~> f bufalini
Login name: bufalini                    In real life: Bruce A Bufalini
Directory: /home/among3/bufalini        Shell: /usr/local/bin/tcsh
On since Jul 25 17:25:40 on console
No unread mail
Project: Graduate before dying!!!!
Plan:

Bruce A. Bufalini
478 East Beaver Avenue, Apt. 517
State College, PA  16801
(814) 867-0555

    In the Basement Bars, In the Backs of Cars, Be Cool or Be Cast Out

                           -Neil Peart, 1982

Login name: bufalini                    In real life: Bruce A Bufalini
Directory: /home/among3/bufalini        Shell: /usr/local/bin/tcsh
On since Jul 25 17:25:55 on ttyp1 from unix:0.0

Login name: bufalini                    In real life: Bruce A Bufalini
Directory: /home/among3/bufalini        Shell: /usr/local/bin/tcsh
On since Jul 25 17:25:55 on ttyp2 from unix:0.0
55 minutes Idle Time

Login name: bufalini                    In real life: Bruce A Bufalini
Directory: /home/among3/bufalini        Shell: /usr/local/bin/tcsh
On since Jul 25 18:12:39 on ttyp3 from unix:0.0

Login name: bufalini                    In real life: Bruce A Bufalini
Directory: /home/among3/bufalini        Shell: /usr/local/bin/tcsh
On since Jul 25 17:46:19 on ttyp4 from unix:0.0
14 minutes Idle Time

I must say I appear to be quite alive. :-)

-- 
Bruce A. Bufalini (bufalini@gis.psu.edu)  |   In the Basement Bars,
PSU Geographic Information Systems        |   In the Backs of Cars,
                                          |   Be Cool or Be Cast Out.
                                          |
                                          |     -Neil Peart, 1982