From: robinson@psyvax.psy.utexas.edu (John G. Robinson)
Subject: Re: Troll's programming skills (was Re: [a bunch of other shit])
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin
Followup-To: alt.flame
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 14:58:26 GMT
X-Posted-From: psy7.psy.utexas.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <9$i1Hi8$q8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce
A Bufalini) writes:
> No, I did not write any routine to defend myself. 

Of course not.  Everybody knows computers can't write; and you are
painfully incapable of defending yourself.

> It's not difficult to
> flame people like you who post lame followups.
> 

Your pathetic followups are precisely the reason it has been so easy for me
to tear you a new asshole.

> And I'll refer to "sub1" as nonexistent, for I am not in need of stupid
> subroutines.
> 

Actually you are much more in need of an ammonia enema to clear your mind.

> >> No, my definition of "ass kicking" is more on a par with the USA proclaiming
> >> victory against Saddam, which has occured many times, for Troll has at least 5
> >> victories against Bur.
> 
> Couldn't respond to this one, eh???
> 

Why should I?  My whole point is to demonstrate how utterly lacking you are
in the most basic mental faculties, and the above drivel does that quite
nicely standing on its own.

> No, I speak the truth at all times, without the aid of subroutines you claim I
> possess.
> 

Well, you're obviously not getting any aid from your subroutines; maybe you
should seek help in alt.support.f**king.losers.  As to the truthfulness of
your statements, I think it's safe to say that anyone who has a good word
for Troll is either lying or insane.

> NNTP at atlantis.psu.edu is working fine, and does every day.  Too bad U. of
> Texas doesn't even have an NNTP server.
> 

Sure we do; why should I waste money on an account, though, when Columbia
gives it up for free?

> You appear to be hallucinating, for I do not possess a logic board.

No, there is obviously nothing logical about you.

> It also
> appears that you have forgotten how to use your brain.  Perhaps you should
> consider investing in a brain tutorial.
> 

Fine flame from a mindless bucket of microchips.  You know nothing about
brains; please confine yourself to your field of expertise (i.e., sucking
up).

> You need to take a look at a first grade level reading book, for anyone with
> any intelligence can easily interpret my statement.
> 

I looked; there wasn't anything in there as irrelevant, moronic or
infantile as any of the statements you have graced us with thus far.

> Better check to see if I have a motherboard before making an unwarranted
> extrapolation.  You are quite misinformed, for do not have a motherboard.
> Looks like your car needs repairs.
> 

God, it's even missing it's motherboard.  How does it manage to function at
all?  Oh, and my 1980 Ford Thunderbird will blow any Honda piece of shit
off the road.

> Right, and I am not a machine.  Please obtain facts before posting.
> 

What, drive all the way to transylvania to make a spot inspection on the
obvious?  I have better things to do with my time.

> No, for you are a lock for net.asshole in 1992.
> 

Don't tell me you dropped out of the race, Bruce Perot!

> bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu
>                    ^^^
> 
> Does P$U = Scranton?
> 
> You have just dropped a step below Bur on the intelligence level.  Nice job.
> I never envisioned anybody being more stupid than Bur.
> 

Look in a mirror then; just don't scare yourself too much.

> It's obvious now that Mr. Robinson has no intelligence at all.
> 

It's obvious now that trying to reason with a buggy computer program is
pointless.
 
> No, for I am not the only person at Pep$i $tate Univer$ity who uses that as
> his organization.
> 

Actually, psu is more of a mindless clusterf**k than anything else.

> Too bad, butthead.  My headers are just fine the way they are.
> 
> Now, let's look at Mr. Robinson's lively headers:
> 
> X-Posted-From: psy7.psy.utexas.edu
> X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu
> 
> Can we say "booooooooooooooring," boys and girls?
> 

Anyone who wants entertainment from headers is in serious need of a life. 
Perhaps you are under the impression that your attempt at header "humor"
will negate any need for substance in your actual posts.  Better start
construction on a 400-line .sig.

> >I see. So which assembler did you use to write this one?
> 
> None at all.
> 

Just brute-forced it at binary level, then?  That would explain why it
doesn't work right.

> It's not true, for I am not a computer.  Learn to initiate though processes
> before posting.
> 

As I said before, wishing for humanity won't make it happen.

> Must you take everything I say so seriously????  You appear to be lacking a
> life, for people who lack lives often take things seriously in alt.flame.
> 

Actually, I don't take anything you say seriously, and I doubt that
computer programs know a whole lot about life, anyway.

> Your arguement is quite lame and lacking any common basis.  Therefore, it is
> required that you terminate yourself at once and spare the world your
> misinformation.
> 

What's this "common basis" shit?  Something your random word generator came
up with?  Try flicking your power switch on and off really fast until
something happens.

> Wrong; I receive U.S. mail here every day.
> 

Resident?  Occupant?  Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes?
 
> Why don't you tell that to HAL?  He's nowhere around here.  You are still
> confused, in more than one way.
> 

Well, HAL did have a more sparkling personality and much better programming
than you will ever come close to, that's for sure.

> -- 
> Bruce A. Bufalini (bufalini@gis.psu.edu)  |   In the Basement Bars,
> PSU Geographic Information Systems        |   In the Backs of Cars,
>                                           |   Be Cool or Be Cast Out.
>                                           |
>                                           |     -Neil Peart, 1982

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John G. Robinson
robinson@psyvax.psy.utexas.edu