From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Sig Extension #8
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:56:59 GMT

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                   The Enormous Signature File Extension #8
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| \  Dennis R. Hubach   \    drh6329@zeus.tamu.edu    \    drh6329@tamzeus  \
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disclaimer: I said WHAT?


I don't have anything clever to say--I'm a philosopher.
(Using the account of my long-suffering, non-television watching husband)
Arturo Perez
ComputerVision, a division of Prime
aperez@cvbnet.prime.com
Too much information, like a bullet through my brain -- The Police


"It's so dark I can't see my hand in front of my face."
"That's because you're holding it in front of my face, Penfold."


		Chuck Jordan  |  jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu
"You don't necessarily have to be swallowed up by a black hole..."
"But it helps!"				-- Mystery Science Theater 3000


          David M. Tate            |"The man who hath no music in himself
     dtate@unix.cis.pitt.edu       | Nor is not moved by concord of sweet sound
  A poem should be dumb, / As old  | Is fit for treason, stratagems, and spoils
 medallions to the thumb.-MacLeish | 	Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice", A.V


,-~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._.,_*~'`^`'~*-,._.,-*~'`^`'~*-,._
Doug Held    (you can call me  *du*  for short)      dheld@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu
  "Plus de femmes, n'est-ce pas? Vivons sans elles!"  -- Gustave Flaubert


Chuck Carroll					      cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
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"Vous bumme, il y a un poisson dans votre bibliotheque.
 (You bum, there is a fish in your library.)"		  -- Dave Barry


---Jan Yarnot, net.grandma.---    How many graduate students does it take to
                                     change a light bulb?

CSUS depends on my every word.          Only one, but it takes 9 years.


   \      //   //                           
    \    //   T E C H N O L O G I E S      Kevin Dowd, dowd@wisper.com    
     \  //\  // ` ((   // ) ((/  //''      Wethersfield, Connecticut
      \//  \// //  )) //    ((/ //         USA 


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Internet : jdeitch@umiami.miami.edu | Go Braves !! | "I hate it when I can't
---------------------------------------------------| trust my own technology !" 
"Thrills!  Chills!  Magic!  Prizes!"  -- Hurricane |    -- Geordi LaForge

Gene Roddenberry, Isaac Asimov, Jim Henson, Dr Seuss, Mel Blanc ... Sigh ... 


                                                     Doug Fierro
                                      |\             UTS System Software
  O                         __________|_\______      CASE tools development
  \_.______________________| * * * * * * * * */      fierro@uts.amdahl.com
 __\____                   |=================/       (408)746-7102
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VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE
---King Claudius---                                   claudius@zeus.calpoly.edu


 @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @              Daniel Lane Edelen            @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
  @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @           dledelen@david.wheaton.edu         @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
   @ @ @ @ @ @ @      uunet.uu.net!tellab5!wheaton!dledelen     @ @ @ @ @ @ @
    @ @ @ @ @ @     "No matter where you go, there you are."     @ @ @ @ @ @


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                /         Tristia Watson            /
              /      RTL22898@VAX1.UTULSA.EDU     /  | 
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           |          MURPHY'S LAWS...         |     |
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           |    "Opportunity always knocks     |    /
           |     at the least opportune        |  /
           |     moment."                      |/
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           |          MURPHY'S LAWS...         |     |
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"Throw, Grog!  Throw!  Throoooooww!!  Throw throw throw throw throw!"
 ____/|  Bil the Cat says, "Vote Dave Barry| Eddie@uncvx1.bitnet alias
 \ o.O|  for President!" Actually, he says,| Eddie@uncvx1.oit.unc.edu
  =(_)=  "ACK, THPHTH!" but we're sure that| "I've changed my mind, Hobbes.
    U    he's a Dave Barry supporter.      | People are scum" ---Calvin
--
   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
           internet:  bbs.oit.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80


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|  []	 Michael "Bobo" Kelleher 		Neat-Oh Enterprises, 1990     |
| ====	 Ikki-Ikki Idea Coporation                 Virtual Environment 	      |
|  ||	 Neat-Oh Enterprises			   Design and Research	      |
|  ||	 Kellehe@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu		-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-     |
|  ||	 Kellehe@silver.ucs.indiana.edu		"Question the reality by      |
|  ||	 Kellehe@ucs.indiana.edu		 which you set standards"     |
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This is a newer version of the memetic .signature infection.  Now that's an
idea.  Copy it into your .signature today!

Ken Arromdee (UUCP: ....!jhunix!arromdee; BITNET: arromdee@jhuvm;
     INTERNET: arromdee@jyusenkyou.cs.jhu.edu)



  _ QuestionMark _   "I don't want the   ((((((((((((((((?))))))))))))))))
 ( )    >>>>    ( )  world, I just want  Internet:   cs132093@cs.brown.edu
  (    (/OO\)    (   your half."         Bitnet:     st102207@BROWNVM       
  o     \__/     o      --They Might     Internet:   Mark_Prince@brown.edu
                           Be Giants     ((((((((((((((((?))))))))))))))))


| 'If you strike me down, I will become | 'If you destroy this temple, I will |
|  more powerful than you can POSSIBLY  |  rebuild it in three days.'         |
|  imagine!' - Ben Kenobi, _Star_Wars_  |  - Jesus Christ, _The_New_Testament_|


"Do or do not, there is no try"
             Yoda



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...Or else.




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+  I don't have a Star Wars .sig yet.  I'm so ashamed :(                    +


.......// Sam Stoddard a.k.a. The Rink // "...and the soil -- there's //
......//    ss1@kepler.unh.edu   //---// no moisture in it.  Nothing //.
.....// s_stoddard@unhh.unh.edu //  to keep a man in his grave...." //..
....//    ss1@bofur.unh.edu    //            -- "Zulu" (1964)      //...
...//    ss1@gloin.unh.edu    //----------------------------------//....
..//    ss1@bifur.unh.edu    // "Pardon me, Mr. Wilson, but how  //.....
.//------------------//-----// can anyone see you if you insist //......
//  Collies rule!!  // on standing in Mr. Dickinsons' shadow?" //.......


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#  Samuel Stoddard, all high CS major who can't do dumb C++ programs  #
#  Dual personality as the Rink, whose high I.Q. fails to carry over  #
#=====================================================================#
#    I can pet dogs by the mouthful.  #  Walls impede my progress.    #
#=====================================================================#
#       Modesty is the only sure bet when you angle for praise.       #
dardfancybordergoesherestandardfancyborderg  Lord Chesterfield  oeshere


/\     The          "...and it was about this time that Saddam Hussein was
 .\     Rink         getting really angry at Israel, so he invaded Kuwait...."
  .\/\        /\                              --Me, misquoting myself.
 .  \.\/\    / .\
 /\. \/. \  /.  .\  /\    "You do not test the strength of a fly by hitting
/. \ /.  .\/  .   \/. \    it with a sledgehammer."  --Professor Simpson
  . / . .  \   .  /  ..\/\
/\ /      . \.   / .    \.\      ss1@kepler.unh.edu   s_stoddard@unhh.unh.edu


Be careful around me.  I am capable    |/-- ~~-  \  "You hit the nail right
of <ZOT!>ing the Oracle    ---__/~~^--'           :/     between the eyes."
himself....     _____/==--//           \___|''--_\|/____    Short Circuit 2
    _____\---\/-x-'                                      \_`___
__-/  ~  / /           Samuel Stoddard, The Jachyra King     / \\_-_---_\__


\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/-\-/
\-   ss1@kepler.unh.edu      - The Snow Daemon -        "Help me!  The   -/
\-        --------------------------------               Energizer bunny -/
\-  Murphy's Law of Dating:  "If you like her, she       knocked me over -/
\-    -----------------       lives in another state."   and I can't get -/
\-  "To put before mankind,     -----------------        up!!"  ------   -/
\-   the common sense of the subject...in terms so  -------------------  -/
\-   simple and clear...as to command their assent."  Thomas Jefferson   -/


"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and
make up reasons for it afterwards."    --   Soren F. Peterson
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>>>>>  Samuel Stoddard   ss1@kepler.unh.edu   The Rink  <<<<<
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:::::: It is well to remember, my son, that the entire ::::::
::::::: population of the universe, with one trifling :::::::
:: exception, is composed of others. -- John Andrew Holmes ::


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|                              The Rink                              |
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| Disclaimer:  It wasn't me!  Alien beings from Andromeda threatened |
| to kill me with their lightsabers if I didn't write this!!!!!!!!!! |
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"Hi... My name is Hobbes.  I'm the product of a malicious 6-year old's
twisted and destructive imagination.  Would YOU like to be my friend?"


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