HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: nelson@reed.edu (Nelson Minar)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: OCA==Scum sucking nazi shitheads
Date: 5 Oct 92 19:27:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: reed.1992Oct5.192700.2774
Reply-To: nelson@reed.edu (Nelson Minar)
Organization: Reed College, Portland, OR

In article <BvnoGn.Fw9@world.std.com> entropy@world.std.com (The Entropic one) writes:
>According to Clarinet Mabon is trying to blame "radical gay rights groups"
>for the flyiers supporting the nazis in Salem Oregon.

(what Larry is referring to is a set of flyers that were distributed
around the Hawthorne area (very queer friendly, although some
skinheads also live there), supposedly signed by the OCA, saying "we
support the firebombing of the queers in Salem". I haven't seen one
yet, but I think I can guess what it looks like.)

>All I can say is "what an asshole", he wants to have his cake and eat
>it to, when there nazi supporters finally go to far and it blows up
>in the OCA's face they go trying to blame someone else.

Actually, I'd guess Lon Mabon is more or less right on this one.  It
was probably made by queers. However, I doubt whoever made it
seriously thought they could discredit the OCA - it was probably more
of a spoof. I also doubt that a "radical gay rights group" (he
probably means Queer nation) was behind it - it was probably just a
couple of people.

This has been done in the past, several times - people spoofing the
OCA hate via satire.

Of course, the proof will be in the typesetting. If it's well typeset,
then it was made by queers. If it was poorly typeset, it was the nazis.
*snap*
                __
nelson@reed.edu \/                 Shame is playback: exposure to disapproval
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: cbe@unlinfo.unl.edu (cbe)
Subject: Re: Ah, Fashion.
Organization: University of Nebraska - Lincoln
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 03:59:16 GMT

drp@dosbears.UUCP (David R. Preston) writes:

>In article <1992Oct2.044952.15321@unlinfo.unl.edu> cbe@unlinfo.unl.edu (cbe) writes:
>>rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue) writes:
>>
>>>	You don't *need* to wax to look good, sexy, interesting, etc.
>>>You don't *need* to be thin, tan, blond, smooth, muscular, young
>>>to have self-worth and to be found attractive by other people.
>>
>>I swear, we must be living in mutually exclusive gay universes.

>No, you're living in Lincoln, Nebraska. Perhaps if you were
>in Boston or San Francisco this wouldn't seem such a radical
>idea.

Oh My!  Dear Me!  How could I have conceivably forgotten about where 
the *real* center of the universe is.  I cower in abject humiliation 
before one who has achieved such sophistication, insight and wisdom by 
virtue of location....rather than intelligence.  Such an interesting 
concept, I shall have to examine how I'm affected the next time I'm 
again a year in London or Berlin.

>>>BBC, beautiful, sexy,
>>>cuddly, unwaxed, not
>>>blonde, not thin, and
>>>without designer clothes,
>>>tanning salons, designer
>>>hair care products (unless
>>>Head and Shoulders counts :-),
>>>Soloflex, etc.
>>
>>but with mate?

>I'm guessing his mate isn't thin, tan, blond, smooth....
>If these Adonises are all dating each other, that leaves a lot
>of normal people for us normal people to date.

Sigh.....is irony possible on motss without smileys?

>--
>         David R. Preston   drp@dosbears.uucp dosbears@netcom.com
>              Information gladly given but safety requires
>               the avoidance of unnecessary conversation.
>            D. R. Preston 584 Castro St. #614 SF CA 94114 USA
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From: twpierce@unix.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce)
Subject: Re: CABAL stuff
Organization: Amherst College, Amherst MA
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 19:36:36 GMT

In article <66967@cup.portal.com> Furr@cup.portal.com (George Dalton Madison) writes:

>r l reid writes:
>
>>Whatever else the case may be, George and I could sure eat in the same
>>place.
>
>As long as you realize that *my* conception of "a nice plate of
>pasta" consists of (1) pasta, (2) *LOADS* of garlic butter, and
>(3) just a *bit* of grated Parmesan.

I see.  I presume that your conception of "a night on the town" would
consist of a screening of FANTASIA and a Coke at the corner drugstore?

-- 
____ Tim Pierce                / "You are just naive and repressed because
\  / twpierce@unix.amherst.edu /  penis envy is here and it's now and it's
 \/ (BITnet: TWPIERCE@AMHERST) /  all around you." -- Neal C. Wickham
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From: foucault@netcom.com (Howard Arthur Faye)
Subject: Re: Open letter
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 18:17:53 GMT

In article <17722@autodesk.COM> randyc@autodesk.com (Randy Clark) writes:
>
>When Howard Faye spoke, he mentioned a time when I "was
>calling him a twit every other day."  My flippant reaction:
>"Oh, Howard, I thought I only called you a twit a couple
>of times."  My serious reaction: "I haven't been angry at,
>have in fact enjoyed your postings for the last few years."
>I felt too awkward to say either of those things in person,
>but I do want to say them now.  If I never said so on the
>net before, I apologize.
>
I am touched, especially since I don't think it's necessary. I
*was* a twit. And you're right-- you only slapped me a couple
of times.

I am naturally superstitious and I believe that such good fellowship
comes at a price. I think Rob's passing was too high a price.
I'd rather not have such gatherings if it means fewer tragedies.
I know this sounds absurd, but each time I see friends in other
cities these days, it's associated with death. 

And Chuck-- thank you. 

-- 
Howard Arthur Faye * Panglossian Acres * Box 7 * Littlerock, CA   93543
                         Fax: 805.944.5958
From: roger@quantime.co.uk (Roger Phillips)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: evil twins
Date: 29 Sep 92 12:55:49 GMT
Reply-To: roger@quantime.co.uk (Roger Neil Phillips)
Organization: Quantime Ltd, London (software for market research)

In article <jumoandthegaycock@vadier.gr.osf.org>,
emcmanus@kaa.gr.osf.org (Eamonn McManus) writes:
> Indeed, I was going to remark on this.  Roger seemed to think that
> FJ!!'s having short hair was a hypothetical situation

Mea culpa.  I was working from an old photo.

> ... a very close crop with a tuft at the front.  As a matter
> of fact my own hair has also recently been redone in a similar style,

Hmmm.  Maybe I should revert to my mid-eighties style...
Nah, I'm not blond enough.

> ,
> Eamonn Patrick McManus
> tramp cannon make music

[I'll peel Irish prong...]
-- 
Roger Neil Phillips                       roger@quantime.co.uk
"*nun* n. a tussock moth (_Psiluria monacha_), a pest in pine forests"
-- Chambers English Dictionary
Xref: sparky soc.motss:40587 soc.bi:13073
From: rdonahue@spdcc.com (Bob Donahue)
Newsgroups: soc.motss,soc.bi
Subject: Re: Civil War in Oregon
Date: 26 Sep 92 01:49:44 GMT
Organization: insert anything here

<1992Sep26.002817.27744@reed.edu> nelson@reed.edu (Nelson Minar) writes:
>(I love it when people make some big flame like "there aren't 80,000
>people who care about soc.motss" only to make a complete fool of
>themselves, when it become obvious that they really don't know what
>they are talking about. Matthew, I would suggest you actually *read* a
>little more before you prattle on. You look like an idiot.)

	That would go against Melmon's mode of acting.  Reading up
on something implies that you don't know everything.  I don't think
that Melmon can get past that part.  He expects soc.motss will be X,
and therefore it is (in the Melmonocentric universe) regardless of
what actrually takes place.  Think of it as socio-autism.

	Anyway - there are gazillions more things to talk about
here than Melmon --- why are we wasting our energy?

	So how come I never see you onj #gblf anymore?

BBC
From: Furr@cup.portal.com (George Dalton Madison)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Ah, Fashion.
Date: Tue,  6 Oct 92 18:47:06 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <1992Oct6.082508.12552@thinkage.on.ca>

Ken Dykes writes:
>>You will begin be unbuttoning the top button of his flannel shirt.
>my flannel t-shirt doesnt have buttons... :-)

Hm. That reduces the choices to seductively working it off while
giving your a back-(and other parts-)rub, or simply ripping it
from your body to get at the fur underneath.  ;-{)##]
 
() B is for Basil, assaulted by bears.
-----
[> George D. Madison | NBCS: B8f+t+w-e+s+k+a!cv | Just say NO to razors! <]
[> It's a BEAR thing -- you wouldn't understand. <|> furr@cup.portal.com <]
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: Re: Redemption
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 05:03:39 GMT


In a previous article, bcapps@agora.rain.com (Brent Capps) says:

[...]

Well written, Brent.

Thank you for the reminder that I have something to fight for.
Three years of mourning is too much.

It's time for me to face my sadness and become active again.

-- 
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*      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // I was not aware that the diety  *    
*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // was available in source form..." *
****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************
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From: twpierce@unix.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce)
Subject: Re: Ah, Fashion.
Organization: Amherst College, Amherst MA
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 19:43:32 GMT

In article <67032@cup.portal.com> Furr@cup.portal.com (George Dalton Madison) writes:
>richard@apple.com writes:
>>I am but a messenger.  *I* did not write the article.
>
>Perhaps not, but one has to wonder about your motivations and/or
>goals in reposting it here.

Something to do with chains, I heard.

-- 
____ Tim Pierce                / "You are just naive and repressed because
\  / twpierce@unix.amherst.edu /  penis envy is here and it's now and it's
 \/ (BITnet: TWPIERCE@AMHERST) /  all around you." -- Neal C. Wickham
From: richard@Apple.COM (a flying squirrel)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: CABAL stuff
Date: 5 Oct 92 20:46:00 GMT
Organization: Xiola Blue

Steve Dyer:

>Are anchovies out?  There's this great Italian place in Noe Valley
>which makes a killer garlic, olive oil, anchovy, and toasted bread
>crumb (yes) pasta sauce.  Can anyone help me with its name?  You can
>get it w/o anchovies too.

Must be "Little Italy".  I can be found there a minimum of two nights
a week.  But don't take my word for it -- ask Jess, Bill Hsu, Randy Clark,
or any number of other people I have taken there.  You can have this
privilege, too.  Just ask.

(this will surely trigger a bunch of mail from people I am overdue to have
dinner with... )
-- 
a flying squirrel is: richard@apple.com  Apple Computer Inc.

i'm your girl            friend
i'm your squirrel        friend
i'm your round the world friend

cruising: vidi, vici, veni.
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: glp@fig.citib.com (Greg Parkinson)
Subject: Re: This Ya Gotta See
Originator: glp@merlin
Organization: Citibank IBISM
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:19:15 GMT


In article <lche1rINNpjs@spim.mti.sgi.com>, dauber@tattoo.mti.sgi.com (Jeff Dauber) writes:
|> In article <72893@apple.Apple.COM>, mattm@Apple.COM (Matthew Melmon) writes:
|>  
|> |> Little as I like Mr. Anderson, this is pretty horrid.
|> 
|> Motss always has one bozo.  Let me guess, you are the current one...

Jeff hasn't lost the knack.  Welcome back!

"On the second day of soc.motss my true love gave to me:
 Two whiners whining
 One bozo barfing
 and 200 unread waiting for me."

Uh oH!  It's the Xmas spirit creeping in.....

-- 
Greg Parkinson                  Phone: 212-657-7814  Fax: 212-825-8607
Citibank,111 Wall Street        E-Mail: glp@fig.citib.com
New York, New York  10043
The opinions expressed are my own and not those of the big 'ol bank.
From: aberson@enh.nist.gov
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: RE: Gai Pied to cease publication, and Sunday Brunch
Date: 1 Oct 92 19:07:33 GMT
Organization: NIST

In a previous article, jfh@netcom.com (Jack Hamilton) wrote:
>I have a perhaps non-standard usage of "a couple" when used as a unit of
>number -- to me it means "an unknown number larger than two".  If I knew
>the number, I'd say "two motssers", not "a couple of motssers".

Daivd does the same thing.  I, however, choose to be more precise.  If,
during dinner, he asks for me to serve him "a couple of peas," he gets two.

How many "couples" do you know with more than two people involved?



Hmmm.  Maybe I need to think about this a little more.

       Sim Aberson   Ft. Lauderdale, FL   aberson%3328.span@sdsc.edu
"It's always Beach Party Barbie, or Malibu Barbie....  That shit does not
prepare you for the true horror of a real woman's life.  Where is Single,
Abused, Trailer-Park Barbie?"             - Roseanne Arnold
From: gsmith@lauren.uucp (Gene W. Smith)
Subject: Re: Faggots
Organization: IWR, University of Heidelberg, Germany
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 18:28:47 GMT

In article <1992Sep26.153535.6060@macc.wisc.edu> anderson@macc.wisc.edu
(Jess Anderson) writes:

>Just curious, but have you left Concordia and are in
>Heidelberg for good, or what?

I'm here, whether for good or ill I leave to others to decide.  I'm
here for a year, though.

-- 
     Gene Ward Smith/Brahms Gang/IWR/Ruprecht-Karls University 
               gsmith@kalliope.iwr.uni-heidelberg.de
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: ry@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (ryerson.schwark)
Subject: Re: adoptions (was, usenet.age)
Organization: UNIX System Laboratories, Summit, NJ
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 13:10:40 GMT

In article <43313@ogicse.ogi.edu> markm@ogicse.ogi.edu (Mark Morrissey) writes:
>
>That does it!  Ry, would you be my other daddy?  Joel seems to be
>a bit too lax.  My what can of worms have I opened here?

Certainly.  Joel is an excellent daddy, but entirely too compassionate.
Spare the Rod, spoil the child (besides disappointing Rod greatly).


Ry
ry@usl.com
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From: anderson@macc.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson)
Subject: This Ya Gotta See
Organization: Madison Academic Computing Center, UW-Madison
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 17:45:58 GMT


Just got this from Adolf Pinkelmann:

"Sometimes you make me wonder if some gays don't really
 deserve some bashing, so they would learn how to show some
 respect for those who have never been unrespectful to them."

Anyone surprised?

-- 
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From: bcapps@agora.rain.com (Brent Capps)
Subject: Re: My Very Own Out List
Organization: Open Communications Forum
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 18:56:18 GMT

anderson@macc.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson) writes:


>In article <dcgzqkb@rpi.edu> buckmr@lib110.its.rpi.edu (Ron
>Buckmire) writes:

>>>Bart Conner			Olympic gymnast

>>OUT??

>Well, maybe out.  My neighbor and good friend went to high
>school with Bart (a couple years ahead of him); also a
>varsity gymnast in college, I asked him about Bart at the
>time of that great Olympics (was it four, six, or eight
>years ago).  He said he'd always thought so, but didn't know
>for sure.  I've heard since, but by the rumor mill, hence
>not very reliable, that Bart had come out.

I guess it would have been about '82 when Bart's coach at Univ.
of Oklahomo was unceremoniously dumped as the rumors swept
campus that he and Bart were a'diddlin.  A new coach was selected
by the Athletic Dept. whose "family values" were "beyond dispute".
Bart was also assigned a new dormmate and for quite a while he seemed
more subdued when spotted about campus.  Arrangements were made for
a minister from my home town, one Rev. Harry Millard, to take Bart firmly
under his wing.  Millard's a friend of my sister-in-law and homophobe
par excellance.

From that time forward, said "family values" were prominently displayed
in every possible photo op.  Ghak.

-- 
Brent Capps           | 
bcapps@agora.rain.com | Know what to kiss, and when
bcapps@atlastele.com  |
From: Minotaur@cup.portal.com (Frank - Swilling)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Ours flamb'e
Date: Thu,  1 Oct 92 19:23:09 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <v#+pm6k.jfh@netcom.com> <15767@umd5.umd.edu>

Jeff Shaumeyer makes a laughable attempt at feigning innocence:

>Which came first: the firemen or the fire?

>--jns

All I know is that the thought of a troop of studpuppies handling
their *big* *thick* *hoses* as they rush to be at my side is raising
more than just my temperature.

Frank
Minotaur@cup.portal.com
Newsgroups: soc.motss
From: aberson@enh.nist.gov
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: RE: My God! Less than a week away!
Date: 1 Oct 92 19:04:31 GMT
Organization: NIST

hughes@dogwood.botany.uga.edu (Wayne Hughes) writes:
>The twee one stated, matter-of-factly:
>>No, but you can rent us by the hour.

>    Ahhh,  then I suspect about 5 minutes worth would be sufficient.

No no no no no no no!  Twee cannot be experienced in just five minutes!
Why just the subtleties in textures and flavors could keep one busy for
hours, even days.  The color variations are spectacular!  And such
delicious aroma!

One's senses must be completely enveloped for a lengthy duration to
fully appreciate all that is twee.

I suggest personal research into the subject.  Five minutes indeed.
<tsk> <tsk>

       Sim Aberson   Ft. Lauderdale, FL   aberson%3328.span@sdsc.edu
"It's always Beach Party Barbie, or Malibu Barbie....  That shit does not
prepare you for the true horror of a real woman's life.  Where is Single,
Abused, Trailer-Park Barbie?"             - Roseanne Arnold
From: anderson@macc.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: Ah, Fashion.
Date: 3 Oct 92 04:06:30 GMT
Organization: Madison Academic Computing Center, UW-Madison


In article <1992Oct2.210635.22012@panix.com> ro@panix.com (r
l reid) writes:

>In article <1992Oct2.142611.28583@macc.wisc.edu>
>anderson@macc.wisc.edu (Jess Anderson) writes:

>>time.  If 501s went off the market, I could get by in
>>Wranglers, 

>But Jess, havn't you heard?  501's are not fashion.  Everybody
>would still wear them even if they didn't spend MILLIONS
>advertizing them.

501s are actually rather out of fashion, it seems to me.
Most stores have far better selection of sizes and colors in
506s, 515s, etc.  But I don't happen to know of another
button-fly, medium-rise, 100% cotton jean that I can count
on fitting properly without trying them on in the store.

>>but if 100% cotton went off the market, I would
>>not be pleased by cotton/poly or <cotton/anything else>
>>blends.

>You LIKE ironing?

No, but I'm very good at it.  Probably only 10% of my shirts
require ironing.

>Or do you, like most men who do not live with women, send
>your shirts "out"?

Where did you come by *that* little bit of cosmic wisdom?

(And see what happens when you're being a snip?  Gawd makes
 you forget to delete the rest of the article, that's what!)

<> God, you really are a whiner.  If I mispelled something,
<> would you also jump on that?
<> -- Bob Sarver (bobsarv@microsoft.com)
<> Maybe he does have a sense of humor after all!
<> -- Jack Hamilton (jfh@netcom.com)
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From: kane@buast7.bu.edu (Hot Young Star)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Re: My Very Own Out List
Date: 28 Sep 92 15:35:19 GMT
Organization: Astronomy Department, Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

In article <5bhz_vl@rpi.edu> buckmr@vccnw02.its.rpi.edu (Ron Buckmire) writes:

>kane@buast7.bu.edu (Hot Young Star) writes:

>>Speak for yourself, Ron. Paglia must be the most misunderstood person
>>on Earth today.

>MISUNDERSTOOD? Please read Mim Udovitch's review of her latest work in the
>VILLAGE VOICE this week. As well as another review in NEWSWEEK last week.
>I think people understand Camille quite well.

She claims a lot o people find her homophobic, especially lesbiphobic.

While I think that her statements can be inflammatory, outrageous, and
unnecessarily generalizing, the heart of her position rings true.

She feels alienated from lesbian society because she is pro-porn, sex-positive,
pro-men.

She probably shouldn't go as far as saying "lesbians are weak" or "if women
were in charge of society, we'd all still be living in grass huts", but
she is clearly trying to provoke debate here.

That aside, she extols gay men.

>>Let's put it this way...Paglia and the women who put out "On Our Backs"
>>have similar philosophies.

>And just what IS Camille Paglia's philosophy?

Sex-positivity. After all, she swoons before Dickinson's decandent
lebian poetry.

Paglia views feminist porno-attacks in the same way she views homophobic
attacks on both gay men and lesbians.

Granted, she may be rude, though.

Brian
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From: gerber@solbourne.com (Andrew Gerber)
Subject: Re: enough already.
Organization: ParcPlace Boulder
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 15:05:15 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.141052.17148@watson.ibm.com> jakec@ralvmm.vnet.ibm.com (Jake Coughlin) writes:
>gerber@solbourne.com (Andrew Gerber):
>> This marks to be read usually about one out of every 50 or so
>> articles. Sure I miss important stuff, but I get those things that
>> directly apply to me and where I live.
>
>then why are you posting, moron?
>
>-- 
>Queer Without A Cause!
>Jason Coughlin ( jakec@ralvmm.vnet.ibm.com )

You have a cause, Jason.  To be an unmitigated asshole.

[Now, I like assholes myself.  There's so many fun things
you can do with them.  It's when they can type and post to
motss that they become annoying.]


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From: thaaang@cwis.unomaha.edu (John Dorrance)
Subject: Re: Ah, Fashion.
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 01:57:37 GMT

dyer@spdcc.com (Steve Dyer) writes:

>slouch.  However, we were unable to judge Billy as well as we might have
>because he claimed, but did not demonstrate, that his streak of white hair
>in a field of brown, runs completely down the center of his body, from his
>forelock, thru his moustache and below, and unfortunately, we didn't get
>below.

Ooh! Just like marble bundt cake!

(Does it run down both the front *and* back of his body?)

John, intrigued

--
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			Dark. Handsome. 6 feet tall.
		  31 flavors? I believe he's got 'em all!