From: fes9s@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Howard Johnson's Got His Ho-Jo Workin')
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Do you ever feel...
Date: 23 Jan 93 20:18:17 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <1993Jan22.213301.7772@e2big.mko.dec.com> pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan) writes:
>
>fes9s@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Howard Johnson's Got His Ho-Jo Workin') writes:
>|>The Knight-Errant writes:
>|>>It's not just ARC-slang, Frank... it's net.slang.  Over in alt.callahans, our
>|>>lurkers do their lurking in the dark environs of the rafters...
>|>
>|>Heh heh heh. No, I'm _not_ going over just to satisy my curiosity
>|>of what the heck alt.callahans is.  I waste enough time and bandwidth
>|>as it is on the net. ;)>
>
>You've never heard of Callahan's Place?  Then I guess you've never needed to.
>I have to go there to take out my insanity (puns) so I don't drive people
>crazy...

We have a CALLAHAN'S on the net? ('Scuse me shouting, I'm too excited...)
Hello, wow, does it even approach the real thing? Not sure I can afford
to smash all those glasses in the fireplace. =)  Or to waste any
more time on the net, but...
>
>|>My pardons, good Knight.  I had no idea that was your title; perhaps
>|>it was a subconscious faux pas after seeing your .sig earlier and
>|>not giving credit where credit is due. :)
>|>As long as I don't lose me head over this one...;)>
>
>No apologies necessary, I was merely expressing a minor concern...  As for
>losing your head... [The Knight-Errant draws his 'sword', which turns out
>to be a 3' long peacock tail feather]  *Tickle Tickle Tickle*

oh stop, stop it stop it...*AH-CHOO!*  You wait til I got hold of dat
feather...or whoops, "get ahold" of dat feather...silly wabbit...
>



>|>>I think it's over that way, past the Strawberry Fields (Hi Sarah!); see that
>|>>big vat?  That's the entrance - just run over there and jump straight in
>|>>without looking.  Don't worry, it's a soft landing...  >:->
>|>
>|>Nope. No way. I 'ave an 'orrible hang-up regarding vats. I've been told
>|>before to go jump in a vat full of...well, never mind, it was an abusive
>|>joke, meant to ensure growing up was more difficult than necessary. ;)
>
>Durn it, nobody ever goes and jumps in the vat when I say to do so...  That's
>the ChocoVat, by the way.  CHARGE!!!!  [The Knight-Errant runs for the vat,
>jumps and cannonballs in... **SPLOOSH!**]  Lots of fun!!!

Oh, that's _chocolate_! Ahhhh...well, you can understand my mistake...
>




>
>The Official Cheeze Wiz?  Where's bacon's Wand of Virtual Reality Control
>when you need it?
>
>*poof* [The wand appears in a puff of smoke]
>Great!  Let's see... How's this thing work?  [Points wand at frank.]
>CHEESE WIZ!
>[The wand begins to spew great, long streamers of Cheese Whiz (tm - hi Tina),
>covering frank from head to foot]
>Hmm... not quite what I had in mind...  Sorry, frank.

<frank looks mildly perturbed, rolls eyes skyward>
"For a small fee, I won't jump in the vat..."
>
>Anybody have some crackers?
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, they've come to take me away, ha ha...
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>+  Sean Roberts  +    spr@abo.dec.com     +  Chivalry shall  +
>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++  never die, as   +
>+  Official Knight-Errant of the RFA      +  long as there   +
>+  Keeper of the Flame                    +  is one man who  +
>+  Protector of the Gallan-Tree           +  believes in it  +
>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Cheez Wiz (no "h")
--
I was so happy that I didn't have a .sig, and then someone had
to go and teach me how it's done.
"Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust."
     -- Jethro Tull                          "...Bueller?"