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Date:         Wed, 23 Dec 1992 09:39:00 ET
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From:         "Steve.Wowelko" <SAWOWELK@SUADMIN.BITNET>
Subject:      3820 Holiday Humor

This list has been quiet for a long time.  I thought I would send something
out to see if it still works.


HUMOR: For Your Holiday Enjoyment

The Twelve Bugs Of Christmas


      For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           See if they can do it again.

      For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           Ask them how they did it and
           See if they can do it again.

      For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           Try to reproduce it
           Ask them how they did it and
           See if they can do it again.

      For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           Run with the debugger
           Try to reproduce it
           Ask them how they did it and
           See if they can do it again.

      For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           Ask for a dump
           Run with the debugger
           Try to reproduce it
           Ask them how they did it and
           See if they can do it again.

      For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           Reinstall the software
           Ask for a dump
           Run with the debugger
           Try to reproduce it
           Ask them how they did it and
           See if they can do it again.

      For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           Say they need an upgrade
           Reinstall the software
           Ask for a dump
           Run with the debugger
           Try to reproduce it
           Ask them how they did it and
           See if they can do it again.

      For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           Find a way around it
           Say they need an upgrade
           Reinstall the software
           Ask for a dump
           Run with the debugger
           Try to reproduce it
           Ask them how they did it and
           See if they can do it again.

      For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           Blame it on the hardware
           Find a way around it
           Say they need an upgrade
           Reinstall the software
           Ask for a dump
           Run with the debugger
           Try to reproduce it
           Ask them how they did it and
           See if they can do it again.

      For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           Change the documentation
           Blame it on the hardware
           Find a way around it
           Say they need an upgrade
           Reinstall the software
           Ask for a dump
           Run with the debugger
           Try to reproduce it
           Ask them how they did it and
           See if they can do it again.

      For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           Say it's not supported
           Change the documentation
           Blame it on the hardware
           Find a way around it
           Say they need an upgrade
           Reinstall the software
           Ask for a dump
           Run with the debugger
           Try to reproduce it
           Ask them how they did it and
           See if they can do it again.

      For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
           Tell them it's a feature
           Say it's not supported
           Change the documentation
           Blame it on the hardware
           Find a way around it
           Say they need an upgrade
           Reinstall the software
           Ask for a dump
           Run with the debugger
           Try to reproduce it
           Ask them how they did it and
           See if they can do it again.


    HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL OF YOU!

    Stephen Wowelko
    Syracuse University
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