From: paws@VLSI1.VLSI.COLUMBIA.EDU (Paul Landsberg)
Newsgroups: misc.headlines
Subject: Charting the murkey depths of Bill Clinton
Date: 9 Apr 92 15:16:27 GMT


 
The case against Bill Clinton:
Slick Willy takes the marriage vows to Hillary.  Marriage is considered
by many Americans as an important vow.  Libido Clinton admits to a little
outside activity.  If a candidate cannot keep a personal vow to a wife,
is he able to keep a vow of public trust?  You decide.

Moneybags Bill CLinton has a 2 million dollar line of credit from Jackson
Stephens.  Bank-meister Stephens is currently under investigation by the
law for BCCI involvement.  Obviously a man of the people, we all know
BCCI crooks.
 
Sensitive Bill golfs on an exclusive all-white golf course.  Put it in
a different light, if he had gone to a Klan meeting, what are your thoughts.
If he had gone to a 'woman are toys' meeting, how would you feel....
 
More Caring Clinton is campaigning in Louisiana with three baptist 
reverends.  (front page photo, NY Time ?? 4 weeks ago)  Duly NOT noted
in the Ochsburg rag is that the man on the left is the head of the 
committee named  "Comittee for Mercy for Mike Tyson."  
 
Wily Willy frees a convicted cocaine dealer back in 1986, roughly
18 months after he was convicted.  The dealer was apparently friendly
with the social scene in Arkansas.  Nice to have friends in gov't eh?
 
Libido Bill in his Gennifer escapade, gets the "non-mistress" Flowers
hired on to a 17K state job.  Serious questoins have been raised as to
whether the job requirements were changed STRICTLY to hire Flowers.  
Wild Bill's influence?  You decide.  Oh yeah, bedroom Genny goes public
and doesn't return to work on Monday.  By Wednesday, she is fired. 
Bill Clinton's political machine giveth and the machine taketh away.
Should she have been fired for not showing up?  Yes, IF and ONLY IF
all state employees are treated equally.  I doubt it.
 
Influential Bill ends up seeing his lawyerly wife Hillary's company
doing business for the state.  Illegal?  Immoral?  Tough questions.
Just ask yourself, do you believe influence was peddled?
 
Environmental Bill ends up extremely low on the pollution/waste
charts.  Ah, but he talks pretty.  Actions speak louder than words.
 
Working-man Willy is what, 49th on the OSHA hit list?  OSHA is a toothless
federal agency that has BARE minimum standars.  49th?  Draw your own
conclusions.

Taxman Clinton thinks the poor probably don't pay enough in taxes so he
agrees to a sales tax on food.  Even in NY State, the home of Mario
"I'd tax pray" Cuomo, we don't have a sales tax on food.
Don't forget Big Bill's stance on Jerry Brown's flat tax.  God forbid
we ever simplify the 4000 pages of tax code.  Big Bill intends to 
defend the 4000 pages of code to the very end.  Hell, where would 
all the lawyers and accountants work at?   BUT Bill does remember 
his friends!!!
 
Truthsayer Clinton admits to lighting up a joint after avoiding question
with "I have broken no state or federal law."  Gee, maybe we should
start with the alphabet.  Hey Guv, have you broken any Albanian laws?
How about Belgium............

Civil Rights Champion Clinton, still no Civil Rights act in Arkansas 
and hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............but they do have one of the most
restrictive parental notice statutes on the books.  
 
Urban Bill on student absenteeism in NY.  "I'd take away the driver's license
of students who didn't attend school."  The kids in the Queens school laughed
his sorry butt out of the room.

There is a real estate dealing scandal that I can't quite dredge up.
Give me a week and I'm sure Slippery Bill will offer up more for your
consumption.

Paul Landsberg