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From: digiacom@cs.uri.edu (Mario)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: ST: TNG Parody: Muppets take the Enterprise
Date: 17 Apr 92 13:55:59 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr17.135559.14617
Organization: The Church of Our Lady of Discord

In article <45065@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> brownpm@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Peter Brown) writes:
>Hey guys/gals/other!
>
>     I'm starting to work on a ST:TNG parody with the Muppets as the main
>characters, replacing the old, tired out ones.  Here is my tenative list
>for the crew assignments:
>
>             Picard...................... Kermit the Frog
>             Riker....................... Scooter
>             Counsleor Troi.............. Miss Piggy
>             Chief Engineer.............. The Swedish Chef
>             Chief Surgeon............... Doctor Bob
>             Weapons/Security............ Crazy Harry
>             Tactical.................... Heckler
>             Ops......................... The other Heckler
>             Sciences.................... Doctor Honeydew and Beaker
>
>      Other Characters in the Parody:
>             Borg Commander.............. Sam the Eagle
>             Borg Sub-Commander.......... Gonzo
>             Various Borg................ Camilla and her Chickens
>
>       This list is tentative, and open for debate.  Please mail me with your
>choices for positions, so i can get a good feel for what you want to see.
>
>       A few ground rules: Vote once.   Kermit is Captain, and the hecklers
>are at tactical and Ops, but the others are open to democratic vote.
>
>       BTW, if anyone can tell me the names of the two Hecklers, as well as 
>the guy who always blows things up when someone says "Dynamite", "Boom", etc,
>please tell me!!!
>
>-Peter M. Brown
> brownpm@mentor.cc.purdue.edu

 The Hecklers are Stadler and waldorf [sp?]. But remember, weapons and tactical 
are the same position. I think you might mean helm.
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From: holsteij@scott.skidmore.edu (JEREMY HOLSTEIN)
Subject: Re: "For the Honor of the Empire"
Organization: Department of Math and Computer Science, Skidmore
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 19:21:07 GMT

In article <1992Apr12.164759.29189@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au> cmurray@esk (Christopher John Murray) writes:

>      Hearty agreement with all and sundry, I enjoyed it A LOT.

>      Good work.. many Karma points to you...


>-- 
>                                       /  Choose the day..
>        Email to:                     /  And choose the sign of your day..
>     cmurray@esk.compserv.utas.edu   /  The days divinity..first thing
>      (Austrailia)..shock.horror.   /  you see ...     The Doors.

Much agreed.  Loved your characterization, and compliment you on your 
scenario which seemed very probable (although perhaps a bit extreem on the 
Empire's part, no?  But then again, Lucas always did have a thing for 
extreemly good and evil characters, so....).  Think there's a possability of 
this thing ever coming true?
....
Nah, but I can dream....
-Grendel
From: 880188s@aucs.acadiau.ca (Craig Stephen)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: REQUEST: Star Trek/Galactica Parody
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:55:05 GMT
Organization: Acadia University


  I saw a story that was concerned with what would happen if the Big E
ran into Battlestar Galactica.  Could someone mail me a copy of this 
story or the ftp site where I could get it?  I'm also looking for any
other Star Trek stories that have been posted. 
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From: ema@cfsmo.honeywell.com (Erin M. Akins,MN51-1750,785-4266,,ema@asimov)
Subject: request for parts of Bar Trek 
Reply-To: ema@cfsmo.honeywell.com
Cc: ema
Organization: Honeywell, CFS/MO
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 22:21:09 GMT

I got quite a few good chuckles out of the _Bar Trek_ parodies, but
unfortunately I missed one of the 5 parts. Plus I am having difficulty figuring
out which one. To help, I *have:*

Parts 1 and 2 (tho I lost the titles somehow)
Part ? titled: "Geordie Diem" (is this part 3 or 4?)
Part 5 titled: "Who's Afraid of Virginia Worf"

Can anyone help me figure which one I am missing? Missing titles too?
And how to get a copy of this missing part? Any help is appreciated! Thanks,

--The Big E

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|Erin McCanna (Technical Writer for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)|
|Email: ema@CFSMO.Honeywell.COM (other paths lead to certain destruction)|
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|         -- Sarah and Jareth, _The Labyrinth_                           |
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From: weaverli0469@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: content
Date: 9 Apr 92 19:02:42 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

Hi all!!! I'm new to this group.... if you could give me some info. on what
this group is all about (content) I'd appreciate it.
Shawna
From: sdh5@po.CWRU.Edu (Scott D. Hurley)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Asimov Lost
Date: 6 Apr 92 19:32:32 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.1992Apr6.193232.5275
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)


Sorry folks . . . we've just lost the last founder.

Isaac Asimov died this morning Monday, April 6, 1992 A.D.

Who's left?
-- 
Though it will take me to Forever's Rim,
I sail through the reaches of Time's Twilight Dim.
Questing for Knowledge, on Night's Darkest Sea,
Bound for those shores enshrouded by Mystery.  --Thaliaer's Oath
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From: mdm31388@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michele D. Myles)
Subject: The Doctor and the Enterprise
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:34:14 GMT

I saw the recent post about the tardis and the Enterprise story that was
posted several months ago.  I had a copy of it, but my disk crashed and I 
hoped someone could send me a copy of the story, or better yet repost it to
the net.  I would be very grateful.
By the way, I rather enjoyed the quotes in the .sig.
Michele
______________________________________________________________________________
Jeff Quote of the Week:
	"There's only a few things wrong with you Neil.
				You're lonely and you're tired."
					Jeff Ross (Bob Sherman), _Sandbaggers_
(Don't I know how he feels?!)

Michele Dionne Myles
mdm31388@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Political Science major and proud of it!
From: dchristo@zaphod.axion.bt.co.uk (David Christoffersen)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: "For the Honor of the Empire"
Date: 10 Apr 92 13:08:08 GMT
Reply-To: dchristo@zaphod.axion.bt.co.uk
Organization: British Telecom Labs

From article <1992Apr10.212458.2520@otago.ac.nz>,Nigel Stanger) writes:
> In article <1992Apr9.221722.4200@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, 
> stinerkt@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Kevin T Stiner) writes:
>> That was an excellent story!  I am really impressed!
>> 
>>               Kevin T. Stiner
> 
> Damn! We seem to have only got the last three parts here. Could
> someone give me a pointer to where I can get the first three?
> Thanks.
> 
> -- 
> See ya
>                                 Nigel.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Nigel Stanger,                  Internet: stanger@otago.ac.nz
> University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
> Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
> "Care for a rat?" -- Basil Fawlty, "Fawlty Towers"

As this story seems to be the happenin' thing at the mo - could
someone mail me a copy? I'd just love to read it..... (I've just
subscribed to this group in case you're wondering.)

Thanx peeps,

Dave

Dave "The Rave" Christoffersen	  Net: dchristo@axion.bt.co.uk
BT Research Labs, IPSWICH UK     
"Okay, wait, time out, stop the bike, time out!!!" -John Connor, T2
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From: cheesmna@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Subject: Re: This is only a test!
Reply-To: cheesmna@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 21:45:42 GMT

In article <tvis04.1@tvis1.tv.tek.com>, tvis04@tvis1.tv.tek.com (KATHY DAILEY) writes:
>Please excuse this post.  Im just trying to figure out how it all works
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Kathy Dailey                TV Division, Tektronix Inc.

Excused...



(I don't care if it isn't my right or not)

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From: doc@garfield.catt.ncsu.edu (Jeffrey Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: "For the Honor of the Empire"
Date: 9 Apr 92 18:12:20 GMT
Organization: North Carolina State University

wolterp@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:

>This story was great!  You did an excellent job!  Give us another one ANYTIME!!

>Penny
>University of Northern Iowa
>Heartland, USA
>"Live long and prosper"
I concur the story did a good crossover job, way to go!
L8er, 
Jeff
Romana: "I thought you said we were coming here for May week?"
Doctor: "I did, May week's in June."
	                **Shada and The Five Doctors**
        Jeffrey Smith   --KD4AYH--  doc@catt.ncsu.edu
From: IO20462@MAINE.MAINE.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: Asimov Lost
Date: 7 Apr 92 20:15:47 GMT
Article-I.D.: MAINE.92098.161547IO20462
Organization: University of Maine System

If the famous die in threes, are Clarke and Bradbury next?...
Or is Asimov the second after Roddenbery?....
(Let us hope the latter if at all.)

-pgd.
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From: hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke)
Subject: Re: Request for startrek/galactica and others
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 04:24:45 GMT


>>  I saw a story that was concerned with what would happen if the Big E
>> ran into Battlestar Galactica.

A rather large explosion, I assume...
-- 
   And thither came Conan, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, to tread the jeweled 
   thrones of the Earth beneath his sandaled feet.  --THE NEMEDIAN CHRONICLES 
hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu                                Gene Roddenberry 1921-1991
From: jwagner@acpub.duke.edu (James C. Wagner)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: ST:TNG Parody: Muppets take the Enterprise
Date: 15 Apr 92 14:05:30 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.2400
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <45065@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> brownpm@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Peter Brown) writes:
>Hey guys/gals/other!
>
>     I'm starting to work on a ST:TNG parody with the Muppets as the main
>characters, replacing the old, tired out ones.  Here is my tenative list
>for the crew assignments:
>


[Many insignificant muppets deleted]

>
      Other Characters in the Parody:
>             Borg Commander.......... Sam the Eagle
                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

How could you DARE even think of making this paragon of virtue an evil
being.

I don't think my heart can take much more..



James Wagner
jwagner@gmuvax2.gmu.edu
jwagner@hercules.acpub.duke.edu

"Do They Bite?"
	Who said it, what story....
From: powell@cs.arizona.edu (Kevin R. Powell)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: The Outing
Date: 15 Apr 92 00:03:13 GMT
Reply-To: powell@cs.arizona.edu
Organization: Computer and Biological Systems Laboratory

Very nice.  I was especially impressed by your deft handling of the 
emotional interplay between Picard and Crusher.  Your story explores
the human elements of STTNG much more than others posted here
(although most of them were not meant to be character based, i.e. 
about battles and such).  The mood of the story complemented the
characters actions perfectly.  Again, congratulations on your fine story
(put me in a pastoral mood).

Beverly left to be head of starfleet medicine.  From what understand 
Diane Muldar (SP?)  was a favorite of Gene Rodenberry's, hence the 
Crusher character did an unscheduled exit from that season, until,
of course, she got a job on L.A. Law (what loyalty).

I was never fond of Dr. Pulaski, she came off way to abrasive, and to
my tastes positively bigotted against Data.

Kevin

 
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From: hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke)
Subject: Re: Asimov Lost
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 23:28:56 GMT

In article <92098.161547IO20462@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> IO20462@MAINE.MAINE.EDU writes:
>If the famous die in threes, are Clarke and Bradbury next?...
>Or is Asimov the second after Roddenbery?....
>(Let us hope the latter if at all.)

Heinlein, Roddenberry, Asimov.  Let's hope it stops here!

-- 
        Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche.
                      hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
                      Gene Roddenberry 1921-1991
From: finley0768@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Monty Python Post
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:58:09 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

Okay folks!  
I keep hearing about Monty Python:The Next Generation.
Can SOMEBODY send me a copy of it so that I am a little less than clueless.
(no comments please)
I keep extracting almost all of the parodies from here,
However due to a lapse into the realm of the studious,
I missed a few.
So Here's to a wish for the Python.
:)

Annmarie Rose
@>---^----
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    ---        The wise prankster knows when to quit...
   <*,->           But they're rarely haveing more fun 
   [\_/]               Than the rest of us...
   -"-"-                     *grin* *wink* *grin*
                                          Annmarie Rose
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From: johnsos@prism.CS.ORST.EDU (johnson scott andrew)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: Story, BA: DSIX
Keywords: Black Adder, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Date: 10 Apr 92 04:41:48 GMT
Organization: Oregon State University, Computer Science Dept.

Whot is this?

Ah post a spoof 'bout Edmund Blackadder, an' someone else does th' same
bloody thing!!!!

Ah guess that great mahnds think alike.....


;)
/sj/
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From: cp18429@shazam.ecs.csus.edu (Ron Lee)
Subject: Re: Star Trek: The Next Parody
Organization: California State University, Sacramento
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 04:16:41 GMT

In article <1992Apr11.175310.4978@ac.dal.ca> vt102@ac.dal.ca writes:
>This is a short script I wrote up a little while ago. The plan is
>to actually film it, assuming we can get the use of a friend's
>camera. Don't be confused about notes of where certian scenes 
>are shot, those are for my own reference. 
>
>
>                   Star Trek: The next parody
>                        By: Steve Tonner
>

Looks like Star Trek with a hint of air plane in it.

I like it...   Can't wait for the movie!!!

Ron Lee

-- 
Ron Lee
cp18429@shazam
Assembly anyone?!?!?
From: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: Next Gen.
Date: 16 Apr 92 00:40:16 GMT
Organization: U of Arizona CS Dept, Tucson

In article <9210709.2880@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> scienger@ecr.mu.oz.au (Christopher_Robert INNES) writes:
>Could someone tell me what series it is up to in the states?

The 5th season will end in June.  The 6th will start in September.

>Also does my two favourite adversaries , the 'Q' and the romulans ,
>make future appearances in our upcoming series?

Q shows up in "Encounter at Farpoint", "Hide and Q", "Q Who", "Deja Q"
and "Qpid".  Generally once a season (twice in the first, not at all
in the 5th).

The Romulans only show up once in the first season, but afterwards
are around every now and then.
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From: brelje@ford.ecn.purdue.edu (Christopher T Brelje)
Subject: request for students of Rose-Hulman
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 16:43:00 GMT


Hello, I realize that this has nothing to do with ST:TNG, but since a 
number of people who post on this newsgroup happen to be from Rose-Hulman
I thought you could help me.  I have a friend, Kevin Kinney, who goes
to school at Rose-Hulman and I have been trying to reach him via E-mail,
my problem is that when I send mail to him, the mailer Deamon sends it back to
me with the response, host unknown.  
	I was wondering if you could mail me so that I could try your e-mail
adress and see if that works, but if that doesn't, maybe using the mailer
response it may go through an themail will get there.  

Sorry for those of you who cannot help me since I am taking up news space,
for those of you who can help me, thank you in advance.

Christopher T. Brelje
brelje@mn.ecn.purdue.edu
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From: hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke)
Subject: Re: "For the Honor of the Empire"
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 00:00:11 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.233828.16997@cs.rose-hulman.edu> cheesmna@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:
>
>No flames here, I loved the book too (although I haven't had a chance to read
>all of Honor...)
>BTW, if you've ever read any other books by the same author (Dreadnought,
>Battle Stations, and Strangers from the Sky) in Dreadnought you might notice
>she makes another reference (a bit negative) on why the shuttle bay is still
>around when transporters are in use (and with plenty of backup systems)?
>Oh, well...

Dreadnought!?  The "Spock's Brain" of the novel series?

I make it a rule to disbelieve everything in Dreadnought!, just on general
principles.  
-- 
"...no identification of self or mission; no interference with social develop-
 ment of said planet; no references to space, to other worlds or more advanced
 civilizations."   The PRIME DIRECTIVE, by Gene Roddenberry and Gene L. Coon.
hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu                               Gene Roddenberry 1921-1991
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From: kratnam@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Kapila Ratnam)
Subject: Re: More Than a Chance Meeting Part 5 of 5 
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 17:00:08 GMT

I liked your story and I have 3 comments and/or questions.

1.  There were scenes from the command centers of the Enterprise, the
Rebel Alliance, the Pegasus, the Star Destroyers, and the Cylon Base-
stars.  Why was there no mention of what was happening on board the 
Romulan Warbird ?

2.  When did Enterprise D meet the Galactaca and what happened then ?

3.  Since John Colicos played both Klingon Commander Kor in TOS 'Errand 
of Mercy' and the Cylon leader, did this lead to a personal identity 
crisis which hindered his ability to act ?

Just wondering.]


-- 
"Even in this corner of the galaxy, captain, two plus two equals four"
From: stougheric@bvc.edu (The Wease)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: "For the Honor of the Empire"
Date: 14 Apr 92 14:48:19 CDT
Organization: Buena Vista College, Storm Lake, IA

>> stinerkt@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Kevin T Stiner) writes:
>>> That was an excellent story!  I am really impressed!
>>> 
>>>               Kevin T. Stiner

	I must agree, that story was the epitome of primo-
coolness...give us another...

	One thing I have noticed (Put on your asbestos undies...
I'm expecting some flames for this one...people ALWAYS seem to
flame you when you don't mean a damn thing!!) is that this story
is MUCH like the book "Star Trek: The Final Frontier"...not the
one concerning Sybok and all that God bullsh*t...it takes place
before the original crew of the Enterprise board her...it's a
book about how the Enterprise, on her TRUE maiden voyage, is
used to rescue a freighter, but winds up in Romulon territory...
it centers around Jim Kirk's father...Geordi Kirk, I think his
bestest friend called him...can't remember his full name though,
but....it's a great book with much the same theme to it as your
Empire-Star Trek story...

	Anyone out there read it?? It's a good one...


	Eric



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From: edjans01@orion.spd.louisville.edu (David Jansing)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: The Muppet Invasion
Date: 15 Apr 92 13:12:25 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

I think the Muppet idea is great.  I have no comment on any
of the character assignments, expect for a couple.  First,
the hecklers, Statler and Waldorf, would be good at Ops and
the Conn (the Data/Wesley positions).  Crazy Harry is a good
choice for weapons, but I think that for Chief of Security
you ought to have that big lovable monster guy (I can't
think of his name, but he was at the car lot or one of the
car dealers in the first Muppet movie).

BTW, Camilla and her chickens are excellent choices for
various Borg.

Dave Jansing
Electrical Engineering, U. of Louisville
From: v099mvpz@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Marko)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: muppets
Date: 15 Apr 92 03:25:00 GMT
Organization: SUNY At Beefalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41



the names of the hecklers are Statler and Waldorf. however, im not sure which
is which
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From: sll28@cc.usu.edu (LORNA_PAYNE)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Re: The Muppet Invasion
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:35:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: cc.1992Apr15.093505.54496
Organization: Utah State University

In article <NDDL11H@ais.org>, mfrose@ais.org (Martin Rose) writes:
> Sweetums at Tactical.  I like that image. B)
> 
> Hey, if the Muppet-Trekkers ever visit Starfleet Academy, you could have
> Beuregard the janitor replace the old groundskeeper, Uncle Martin. B)

You could stick a sign outside Ten Forward:  "Appearing Nightly:  Doctor Teeth
and the Electric Mayhem!".
-- 

       ---------------------------------------------------------
               Lorna Payne
               Certified Math Geek and Grammarian
       ---------------------------------------------------------
         You are not Morg.  You are not Eymorg.  What are you?
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From: mfcmeach@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Margaret Meachem)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: Revenge Chapter 5
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:08:00 GMT
Organization: UB

To the author of Revenge;

A group of desperate SUNY at Buffalo academic advisors need
Revenge Chapter 5 reposted.

Please, please please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Thank you  
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