From: atman@ecst.csuchico.edu (Johann Sebastian Batchjob)
Newsgroups: rec.music.marketplace
Subject: Total Flailage
Date: 30 Sep 92 03:53:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: ecst.1992Sep30.035342.27890
Organization: California State University, Chico


Andy and Tino have both received the discs I was late in shipping, plus
refunds.

I've addressed a few other pieces of mail I've received.  As far as I
can tell, most of the other posts have been friends or acquaintances
playing the usual round of pranks on me.  Pashdown, in particular, got
me pretty good with a nearly believable-sounding story about a $50 Wham!
disc.  Regarding that, I had the following piece of mail forwarded to
me:

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Message 358/409  From "pashdown"      Sep 24 '92 at 12:01 pm cst

Date: Thu, 24 Sep 92 10:59:56 MDT
From: pashdown@slack.sim.es.com (Pete Ashdown)
Subject: HANG THE @! HANG THE @!
Message-id: <9209241659.AA04454@slack>
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]

Heh heh heh heh.  This could get to be almost as good as alt.music.enya.

Get on rec.music.misc, quote my message (or whoever has quoted my message
before you) and state that you've been reamed by Shaun Case.

I'm especially delighted to see two hapless dupes (Malcome and Kathleen)
quoting my message on nm-list.

Hubba hubba.

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The upshot of this is that I'm still the wonderful loveable old @Man
you've always known and respected, and I've still got buttloads of stuff
for sale!   Below is my current list of CDs for sale, and the latest
playlist for the radio show I do.

Regarding the radio show -- all the tape & playlist stuff is now being
handled by my co-DJ, Aleph Null, at antelope@ecst.csuchico.edu.  He's
been doing the duplication for a while anyway.

Ugh.  I just ate enough gummy worms to make me feel ill.  Bleah.

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I have the following CD/tapes for sale.

All cassettes are like new.  All prices include shipping.

Artist			CD 				Price
------			--				-----
All                     Percolater                      $8
Arson Garden            Wisteria                        $8
Babes In Toyland        The Peel Sessions               $8
Bad English             Backlash                        $8
Bell, Joshua            Meditation de Thais             $4
Black '47               Black '47                       $8
Blitzspeer              Saves                           $8
Carson, Lori            Imagine Love CD5                $2.50
Cockburn, Bruce         Nothing But A Burning Light     $8
Dame, Damian            Right Down To It CD5            $4
Danger Danger           Screw It!                       $6
Dim Stars               Dim Stars                       $8
Falcon, Billy           Pretty Blue World               $8
Gatton, Danny           88 Elmira St.                   $8
Last Drive              Blood Nirvana                   $8
Lightning Seeds         Sense                           $8
Marsalis, Wynton        Soul Gestures... (interview)    $8
Mic Murphy              Touch                           $8
Mind Funk               Touch You Sampler               $6
                         (includes unreleased material)
Najee                   So Hard To Let Go CD3           $4
Payne, John             Gotta Live Together CD5         $2.50
Ramirez, Ariel          Misa Criolla                    $8
Red House, The          Rain CD5                        $2.50
Rocco, Vincent          Hell Or Highwater               $8
Slik Toxik              Doin' The Nasty                 $8
Spent Poets             The Spent Poets                 $8
Stigers, Curtis         Curtis Stigers                  $8
Tone Loc                All Through The Night CD5       $4
Under Neath What        What Is It                      $5
Various                 Underground Dance Music Vol. 1  $8
Various  (College/Alt)  Move To This Polygram Sampler   $8
Various  (Rap/Soul)     PGD Salutes Black History       $8
                          Month Tomorrow
Various                 Submerge Yourself In Sound      $8
  (Nirvana, GNR, etc.)
Various  (Show tunes)   Broadway Sampler                $8
Various                 Town South Of Bakersfield Vol 3 $8
Various  (Jazz)         Countercurrents                 $8
White Zombie            La Sexorcisto                   $8

Artist                  Cassette                        Price
------                  --------                        -----
King Diamond            The Eye                         $4.50


Send email to atman@ecst.csuchico.edu for descriptions or quantity discounts.

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Playlist for Up The Line
Sept 19, 1992

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  To subscribe to the playlist mailing list, send a messasge to
  playlist-request@ecst.csuchico.edu with a subject of "SUBSCRIBE".
  Both DJs and music lovers are both welcome.
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A good, solid, uneventful show.  There was an amusing incident that
didn't go over the air: some guy called up to make a request, and I made
a last-minute decision to pretend we were Baskin Robin's 31 Flavors when
I answered the phone.  The caller played along, and ordered a sundae.  I
took his number to "verify delivery" (really so we could call back and
take his request.)  I was feeling slightly hosed, so I handed the
responsibility for that to our Phone Woman, and went to pick some songs.
She came back about a minute later, saying that the number we had been
given was for Domino's Pizza.  (!)  "Beh...." I said, annoyed at being
the gotten instead of the gettor.  Very shortly afterwards the phone
rang.  It had to be the guy phoning back to make his request, so I said,
"Domino's Pizza, how can I help you?"  "This is Domino's," said a voice
on the other end of line, sounding very businesslike, "and we just got a
call from this number."  Whoops.  My first thought was, "Hey!  PacBell
isn't supposed to be offering CLASS features yet, because they've been
fighting the FCC over per-call blocking!  What a bunch of goons!"  My
second thought was, "Fuck this clown."  So, the rest of the conversation
went like this:

Me:  "Yeah?"
Him: "Yes, we just got a call from this number."
Me:  "So?"
Him: "So what do you want?"
Me:  "Nothing."
Him: "You didn't just call this number?"
Me:  "Yeah, we called it."
Him: "What do you want?"
Me:  "We don't want anything."
Him: "Because, we just had a call from this number." (sounding
     threatening)
Me:  "Yes, I know."
Him: "So what do you want?"
Me:  "You to hang up, I guess."
<pause>
<click>

I turned to Andrea and asked her, "What did you say to that guy?"
"This is Baskin Robins calling to confirm an ice cream sundae," she
replied.


A COPY FOR YOUR VERY OWN, TO TREASURE AND CHERISH:

  If you would like a copy of this show on tape, see below.  Quantity
discounts are now available if you want multiple shows or multiple
copies of the same show.

Artist                  Song                      Source
------                  ----                      ------
Skinny Puppy            Far Too Fraile            Bites
Can                     Oh Yeah                   Tyranny of the Beat
Foetus                  Don't Hide It, Provide It Thaw
Meat Beat Manifesto     Kick That Man             Armed Audio Warfare
Big Black               Steelworker               Hammer Party
Shamen                  Make It Mine              Stanely Son of Theo
Prokofiev               Romeo & Juliet (excerpt)  BLBT CD5
Test Dept.              The Crusher               Unacc. Face-O-Freedom
Ministry                Stigmata              (R) LORAH
Laibach                 White Law             (R) Kapital
MLWTTKK                 Sexplosion            (R) Sexplosion CD5
LA Style                Take Outs                 James Brown Is Dead CD5
Pop Will Eat Itself     Not Now James, We're Budy This is the Hour...
Illusion of Safety      Faden Die                 Inside Agitator
Godflesh                Ice Nerveshatter          Godflesh
Nitzer Ebb              Get Clean                 So Bright So Strong
Einsteinium Noisebutton Morning Dew               Fuenf auf der Nach ...
Shamen                  Possible Worlds           En-Tact
Pussy Galore            Spin Out                  Corpse Love
Total Harmonic          Itches In Me Britches     demo
  Distortion
Erik Satie              Gnossiennes No. 2         Early Piano Works
Kraftwerk               Music Non Stop            The Mix
Skinny Puppy            Lust Chance           (R) Last Rights
Copass Grinderz         Mongoose, I Kill Cobra    Dead Tech III
Lid 11                  Meat Packer's Archive     Black Industrial
                                                    Diamonds
Nin Inch Nards          Sin (short)           (R) Sin CD5
Xorcist                 Business of God           Damned Souls
Tape Beatles            Creditwise                Music w/ Sound
Pig                     Valley of the Ignorant    Praise the Lard
Crunch-0-Matic          Slaughterhouse            Cauti0n-D0 N0t Play
U4ia                    Watch Your Bass Bins      demo
Test Dept.              Landrites                 Materia Prima
Soviet France           Feel The Warmth           Shadow, Thief of the
                                                    Sun
Geraint Wiggins         Better Now                Better Now/Creation's
                                                    Hymn DAT
John Duncan             excerpt                   River in Flames
Evolution Control       Bush Speech (Corrected)   1991 nm-list comp
  Committee
Meat Beat Manifesto     Edge of No Control        Edge of No Control CD5
Ejlife                  Headstrong            (R) demo
Consolidated            White American Male   (R) Myth of Rock
Pailhead                Don't Stand in Line       Trait
Coil                    Answers Come In Dreams(R) Snow EP
Young Gods              CSCLDF (bag of vomit mix) Young Gods
Intermix                Targeted              (R) Intermix

(R) = Request

  Copies of the show _are_ available!  This week's show is 4 hours
long, crammed onto two 90 min CrO2 cassettes with dolby b.   If you want
a copy, send a check for $9.00 U.S. payable to ***Andrea Senn*** to:

   Derrick Cedars
   1017 Arcadian Ave
   Chico CA 95926
   USA

  Specify which show you want by date.  Include an email address if you
have one.  Back copies are available.

  If you live in a country other than the USA, and/or can't get US
currency, send mail or email, and we'll work something out.  Airmail
shipping overseas from the US is generally $3- $4 US.  We welcome non-US
bands to send in demos, too.

  If you want to order multiple tapes, the shipping cost per tape goes
down. The following costs are effective Feb 12, 1992:

                Cost per
Quantity        show &
--------        -----
1-2             $9.00
3-4             $8.00
5+              $7.50

Add a buck per show if the date is on or after 02 May 1992.

& = send email for quantity discounts regarding Feb 29 1992 and Apr 05
1992 shows, which are oddball lengths.

*** Don't forget a return address! ***

  Please allow 3-4 weeks on the outside for delivery.

HOW TO SUBMIT A DEMO, NOISE COLLAGE, OR SELF-FINANCED PROJECT:
--------------------------------------------------------------

(Demos are usually played between 11:30 pm & midnight Saturday night.)

  If you think you or your (unsigned or self-financed) band has stuff
that would fit on our show, including (but not limited to) music, noise,
or collage, and you want it on the air, send a record, cassette, or CD
of your work to:

   Up The Line
   1017 Arcadian Ave
   Chico, CA 95926
   USA

  Submissions will be returned if we do not play them, and you include
sufficient return postage.  If we do play your stuff, we'll keep it so
we can play it again.  Be sure to send contact info so we can tell
listeners how to get in touch with you.

antelope@ecst.csuchico.edu   (Internet)


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