HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Kibocolliders (was: Re: Super Conducting Supercollider)
Date: 13 Aug 92 20:40:56 GMT
Distribution: na

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>Of course, as has been well documented by Taco Bell reserach, the basic
>Fajita Factor is the innate drive of human beings to seek out cheap,
>crappy, stretchy food made from chopped meat by-products.

Stretchy food in general is a good thing.  That's why I eat
peanut butter.

Back when Skippy still came in glass jars, if you dropped a full one
on the floor so that it hit at one end, the glass would break around
the equator of the jar, so that the jar would shorten, with an expanded
region around the middle with little bits of glass stuck to the peanut
butter.  The erstwhile jar of peanut butter became a new object
entirely, one of mystery, wonder, and surprising flexibility.

>Obligatory Physics reference:  I've just built a car powered by that
>effect where, when you run the shower, the plastic curtains get sucked
>into the tub.  The car uses this fundamental force, supplied by
>high-pressure hoses laser-targeted at sheets of mylar, to achieve speeds
>faster than light but slower than smell.

A secret joint military project to develop speed-of-smell (US Army
codename SOS) transportation failed disastrously in the mid-
1940s, when the USS Eldredge was teleported instantaneously from
Duluth to Mars, but reeked upon return of the exact smell you sometimes
experience hallucinations of when conked on the head with a socket
wrench, with subtle NutraSweet overtones.  Also, the entire crew
turned into styrofoam peanuts.

>Followups out of sci.physics, because if we annoy physicists they may
>point particle beams at us.
>							-- K.

They're not upset yet because you haven't mentioned tachyons,
neutrino souls, or the Space Potato(e).

-- 
Matt McIrvin, professional gradgrind, amateur Usenet drifter 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: obrien@netcom.com (Robert O'Brien)
Subject: Re: Eskimo David Letterman
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 01:41:03 GMT
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)

In some mess 'o articles, lots of people wrote:
>> >
>> >How many Eskimo words are there for KIBO?
>
>So how do you pronounce Kibo?  With a long I or a long E?  Is it
>Kee-bo or Kai-bo?  I looked it up in my American Heritage and it
>weren't there.  


I have to point out that over the net, we are spared the anguish of whether
it is: 
	K i b o
or:
	K i b o e


<obrien@netcom.com>  			 Oh!  It's ... YOU, Bob!
"I've never posted about Kibo before, do I win a prize?"

Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:3537 alt.folklore.urban:21691
From: barth@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (barth.richards)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Eskimo David Letterman
Date: 18 Aug 92 18:16:09 GMT
Organization: AT&T


In article <1992Aug16.214829.4580@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:
>In article <l8ticdINNac7@alcor.usc.edu> rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>>In article <UGDIUY@taronga.com> arielle@taronga.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>So how do you pronounce Kibo?  With a long I or a long E?  Is it
>>>Kee-bo or Kai-bo?  I looked it up in my American Heritage and it
>>>weren't there.  
>
>>Oh, and the book says it's pronounced "keebo".  But it's such an old book,
>>you just really don't know if that pronounciation is correct or not.
>>
>>talk much, say little.  besides, i still think it's pronounced "sauerkraut"
>
>No way, it's pronounced qed-rol-phan-tou-chi

Actually, it's spelled "kibo," but it's pronounced "throat-warbler
mangrove."   ...oops!  Wrong newsgroup.  :-)
From: conrad.thompson@p2012.f75.n3603.z1.FIDONET.ORG (conrad thompson)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: beans
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92  2:02:00 EDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:3603/75.2012 - Psycho.FidoNet.Org, Clearwater FL

"Watch out, Wanda!"

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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,misc.test,alt.test,alt.cascade,alt.sex,alt.slack
From: bv730@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Calvin R. Lewis)
Subject: Re: CASCADE (was: you know what really gets my goat)
Reply-To: hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 02:33:13 GMT


In a previous article, hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke) says:

>>Oh, so you really want to live for DECADES????????
>
>Cascaders have absolutely no slack.
>
>Why don't you losers crosspost to alt.pinkboys instead?  Or kill me.
>-- 
>   And thither came Conan, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, to tread the jeweled 
>   thrones of the Earth beneath his sandaled feet.  --THE NEMEDIAN CHRONICLES 
>hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu             _V_a_l_h_a_l_l_a BBS, 217-352-3682, WWIV4.21, 14.4k
>
Where shall we meet, so that I can kill you?

crl

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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.warlord,alt.stupidity
From: neilb@borris.eece.unm.edu (Neil Bowers)
Subject: Re: REALLY NEAT0 ASCIII PICS!
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 13:27:24 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Aug15.154743.13419@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> rmwaugh@nyx.cs.du.edu (go on go on) writes:
>In article <77761@ut-emx.uucp> churchh@ut-emx.uucp (Henry Churchyard) writes:
>>.
>>                              RELATIONSHIP CHART
>>        [...]
>
>where do I fit in on that chart?


Hello, and welcome to another edition of Bellamy's World.  Today we are
in alt.fan.warlord. This was once a haven for the more discerning usenetter,
but unfortunately there have recently been sightings of Lamus Postus.
This is a shame, since once a 'froup has been infested, it is sadly hard
to repulse the interlopers.  With their mating call of "Me too! Me too!" [%]
they pull their fellow wastrels to the scene, where they participate in
offensive acts such as

	o	the "yeah", "damn right" cascade.  Study of this phenomenon
		has revealed that participants follow the principle that if
		the first post was vaguely funny (their definition) then
		subsequent bursts of the same amplify the original point.

	o	including the entire body of an article (itself preferably
		lame) and adding one or two lines of incisive wit/sarcasm etc.
		A frequent variation on this behaviour is the pathetic
		attempt to attract mates from the more mainstream
		talk.bizarre. The article is crossposted there,
		presumably in the forlorn hope that mindless crap will be
		mistaken for the bizarre.

The only hope now is that the AFW Moderator will take a stronger stance
against any offenders.

[%] there are a range of mating calls, but this is one of the more
    characteristic.
-- 
neil@chama.eece.unm.edu    Nothing is true. Everything is permissible.
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (Christopher M. Cohen)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Story in which Spot says a bad word.
Date: 13 Aug 92 16:54:35 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

In article <Bswn6u.D79@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com writes:
>Another sneak preview of Spot's forthcoming book.  No, you can't see the
>rest.  Yet.  Well, if enough of you promise to vote for me for
>President, maybe I'll post some more.
>
I promise to vote for you for president.  What have I got to lose?

C Squared
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Shergold & Landers: A match made in hell
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Mon, 10 Aug 1992 23:41:33 GMT

In <Bsr59t.IHt@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>In article <1992Aug10.020319.18757@polari> sparky@polari.online.com writes:
>>hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke) writes:
>>>>"Kibo is a plague on mankind"
>>>Why would Ann Landers say this about Kibo? 
>>She reads alt.religion.kibology.
>So does the TV Guide.  Kibo is mentioned in an article on politics on
>page 25 of the Boston edition for this week (it may be another page or
>omitted in your local edition.)

More likely, it will have been censored in your local edition and you will
find smoking ruins where once stood any store selling the pre-censoring
copies.

What I want to know is:  how did he run "grep" on the TV Guide?


Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.warlord,alt.stupidity
From: guddt@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (David Bennett)
Subject: Re: REALLY NEAT0 ASCIII PICS!
Organization: University of Western Australia
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 19:00:28 GMT

Great big hairy chart not put here but described.

Take the sum of the square roots of the two diagonaly opposite numbers
and multiply them by the sum of the squares of yesterdays dinner.  Place
this in a hen house for a year and you have....

Yes!  Four little dots that you can use at will in your articles.  Arent
you lucky?

David.
[DDT] Pink fish forever....
-- 
  David Bennett,  guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au | University Computer Club
     Where Pink fish swim backwards.    | c/o Guild of Undergraduates
These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.  Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: news@math.fu-berlin.de (Math Department)
Subject: Re: plumbing tip
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 22:02:47 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes
> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>>dombart@muli.saar.de (John Raoul Dombart) writes:
>>
>>> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote...
>>
>>> >   My toilet has now been flushing continuously for twelve straight
>>> >hours, the plumber (Saturday night emergency plumbing--oh joy, I'm glad
>>> >I'm not paying for this) can't stop it, the concierge and landlord are
>>
>>> "Ghee, look thereos a toilet going crazy in North America !"
>>
>>Excuse me?  Hello?  Yes, thank you.  What the fuck are you talking about?
>
>BTW, the toilet has been fixed for the last two weeks.  Also, BIFF has
>been thrown out of my bathroom, since he violated his lublease which
>said "No kids."  He was found to be one.
>                                                               -- K.

NO 1 EVER F00ND ME ANEEWARE.  1"M HOMELEZZ 1N D00NT00N CR0ZZ1NG.
                                             ============
                                                  ||
1 MAKE MY L1V1NG ROBB1NG THE MUS1T1ONS 1N THE     ||     STAT1ON
                                                  ||
                                                  ||
                                                  ||

--
B1FF@HOMELEZZ.NOW.S1NS.K1BO.K1CKT.ME.OUT
LOSST MY COMPUSERV CUZ 1 C00DNT PAY
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein)
Subject: Re: Eskimo David Letterman
Reply-To: warren@nysernet.org
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs
Date: 17 Aug 92 10:28:19 GMT
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology

There are two Eskimo words, one for exploding Kibo and one for
imploding Kibo.  But they're pronounced the same.
-- 
/|/-\/-\       In real life, the Vice President chastises Murphey Brown
 |__/__/_/     for her morals.  Bill Clinton plays the sax on "Arsenio
 |warren@      Hall."  Though "Batman Returns" is fiction, it's not too
/ nysernet.org much stranger than truth - Caryn James, The New York Times
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: reay@bnlls1.nsls.bnl.gov (Robert Reay)
Subject: Re: David Letterman
Organization: Brookhaven National Laboratory, Upton, NY 11973
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 15:36:13 GMT

In article <j2-ypmd@rpi.edu> nasadk@rpi.edu writes:
>In article <Bswnyx.EF9@world.std.com>, kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>|> []
>|> 	Today, at 12:46:10am Eastern US time, David Letterman said
>|> "Kibo" on the air.  Anyone who taped tonight's show should check this
>|> out, and prepare to experience so much enjoyment that your head could
>|> explode.
>
>Coulda sworn he said "kibosh", not "Kibo". Certainly hope he DID NOT say "Kibo"
>
     I think that Kibo has started to grep TV programs as well as newsgroups.  
When he starts greping newspapers and books then and only then will I be 
impressed.

			-Rob
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: July 4, 1992 - Global Spiritual Independence Day
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 20 Aug 92 01:49:44 GMT
 <r50mtqa.jeffp@netcom.com>   <Bt7tyn.8x7@world.std.com> <64290@cup.portal.com> <Bt97Ju.2pK@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>

jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>In <64290@cup.portal.com> John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
>>Dear Kibo K. or whoever you are: I read the information about Kibo and it
>>doesn't make much sense to me.

>Congratulations.  You have achieved Kibo Conciousness.  You are now eligible
>to be Kibo for a week.

In honor of Portal citizens, I think Kibo ought to rename himself Ki_-_bo.

-- 
Matt McIrvin, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: July 4, 1992 - Global Spiritual Independence Day
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 23:21:28 GMT

In <64290@cup.portal.com> John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
>Dear Kibo K. or whoever you are: I read the information about Kibo and it
>doesn't make much sense to me.

Congratulations.  You have achieved Kibo Conciousness.  You are now eligible
to be Kibo for a week.
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Would anyone care to tell me...
Date: 15 Aug 1992 01:23:34 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug13.235955.20413@CAM.ORG> emru@CAM.ORG (Emru Townsend) writes:
>...just what the heck kibology is?

Sure.  Just send Kibo $20 and an IOU for your firstborn.  You can get his
address from his .sig.

5150
wants his commission
Newsgroups: decr.chat,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: DO NOT READ THIS
Keywords: its honestly not worth it llama
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Distribution: world,decr
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 05:17:11 GMT

In article <9223122.26662@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> sharkey@ecr.mu.oz.au (Nicholas_Anthony MOORE) writes:
>see, I told you. Its really wasn't worth reading.
>
>X-post due to divine intervention.
>ObKib: What the hell is Kibology? Who the hell is Kibo? Why the hell do I care?

Hello, all my loyal fans in the decr distribution.

You know, I've received something like a dozen e-mail messages in the
last two weeks saying "Who is Kibo?  What is Kibology?".  I will reply
to all in bulk when I figure out who I am.

Short Shameful Confession: I said "Ed Benguiat" today when I meant
"Oswald Cooper"!  The shame, the shame.  Benguiat's better and he isn't
living with L. Ron Hubbard.
							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: ruthc@sco.COM (no user serviceable parts inside)
Subject: Re: Eskimo David Letterman
Organization: The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc.
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 23:04:38 GMT


In article <UGDIUY@taronga.com> arielle@taronga.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>> In article <1992Aug15.080646.503@news.columbia.edu> lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
>> >
>> >How many Eskimo words are there for KIBO?
>
>So how do you pronounce Kibo?  With a long I or a long E?  Is it
>Kee-bo or Kai-bo?  I looked it up in my American Heritage and it
>weren't there.  

I always thought it was "kih-bo" with a short i, like the i in
"sister".

-r

-- 
Pistol shots / Gun shots / Pistol shots / Gun shots / Bullets from a revolver /
Bullets from a gun / Bullets through the atmosphere / here they come. / John,
I've been bad and they're / coming after me, / done someone wrong and I fear /
that it was me / Sapphire bullets / Bullets of pure love. -They Might Be Giants-
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:3491 alt.folklore.urban:21506
From: klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Eskimo David Letterman
Date: 16 Aug 92 00:47:06 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting

In article <1992Aug15.080646.503@news.columbia.edu> lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
>
>How many Eskimo words are there for KIBO?
>
Just one, but since it has agglutinative word-formation you can
describe many different kinds of KIBO by forming new words.

Problem is, there's only one KIBO, so there's only one word.

[alt.religion.unibology NOW!]

-- 
Jeff Klein             | "Happily, Ral doffs his outer clothing for a
Browsing Boy of the LNH|  refreshing dip in one of the dangerous 
klein@kira.egr.msu.edu |  chemical vats." - Ty Templeton 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: plumbing tip
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 02:23:52 GMT

dombart@muli.saar.de (John Raoul Dombart) writes:

> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry @ Between a rock and a
> type specimen sheet, Boston.) wrote...

> >	My toilet has now been flushing continuously for twelve straight
> >hours, the plumber (Saturday night emergency plumbing--oh joy, I'm glad
> >I'm not paying for this) can't stop it, the concierge and landlord are

> "Ghee, look theres a toilet going crazy in North America !"

>     "What?"

> "In Boston, exactly speaking..."

>     "Omigod. Rather give me a light, stupid."

> R.D.


> ----
>   /\ muli - may unexpected love increase
>  /..\ No fnords on usenet.
> /_\/_\ dombart@muli.saar.de


Excuse me?  Hello?  Yes, thank you.  What the fuck are you talking about?

<click>
Newsgroups: decr.chat,alt.religion.kibology
From: sharkey@ecr.mu.oz.au (Nicholas_Anthony MOORE)
Subject: DO NOT READ THIS
Keywords: its honestly not worth it llama
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 12:48:49 GMT

see, I told you. Its really wasn't worth reading.

X-post due to divine intervention.
ObKib: What the hell is Kibology? Who the hell is Kibo? Why the hell do I care?

-----sharkey "Incoherent .signature, I really should neaten it up"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Can you answer" "Yes I can. But what would be the answer to the answer, man?"
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Wondering
Date: 23 Aug 92 16:01:01 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1992Aug23.032148.13236@butt.cheese.org> notbiff@captain.warlord.butt.cheese.org (NOTBIFF) writes:
>bibby@heroes.UUCP (Big Bob) writes:
>>      What is the best flea and tick shampoo for a black lab?
>WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO SPAY MY
>DOG?  I WANT TO DO IT MYSELF AND SAVE MONEY ON THE RIDICULOUS VET
>BILLS.
>ALSO CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO TELL WHETHER MY DOG IS A BOY OR A GIRL?  I
>THINK THAT MIGHT BE IMPORTANT BEFORE I BEGIN.

In fact, that information is unnecessary.

An M-80 or two in your dog's evening supper dish
ought to spray your dog quite effectively, regardless
of gender.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: nasadk@vccsouth28.its.rpi.edu (Kristopher Martin Nasadowski)
Subject: Re: David Letterman
Reply-To: nasadk@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 01:56:24 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.131852.13216@midway.uchicago.edu>, thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank) writes:
|> In article <j2-ypmd@rpi.edu> nasadk@rpi.edu writes:
|> >"KIBO - is that a radio station, or a plaque on mankind?"
|>                                           ^
      It's a "truncated" g. Really! 

|> Never mind the plaque -- what about the tartar-sauce control?
|> -- 


I kan stil spel!

Nazmna
<nasadk@rpi.edu>

"The error three lines up IS international"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,misc.test,alt.test,alt.cascade,alt.sex,alt.slack
From: rmwaugh@nyx.cs.du.edu (go on go on)
Subject: Re: CASCADE (was: you know what really gets my goat)
Summary: sex and slack 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: sex sex sex sex sex slack sex sex no sex sex sex sex 
Organization: Society for Those Without A Society.
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 03:23:50 GMT

In article <1992Aug15.023313.25565@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke) writes:
>
>In a previous article, hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke) says:
>
>>>Oh, so you really want to live for DECADES????????
>>
>>Cascaders have absolutely no slack.
>>
>>Why don't you losers crosspost to alt.pinkboys instead?  Or kill me.
>Where shall we meet, so that I can kill you?
>
>crl
>
>-- 

I believe Kibo said it best when he said to me one sexually arousing night:
"I have absolutly no Slack, and proud! I have less Slack than all of you
combined!  I have less Slack than I do!"  Now, I must admit, he did claim
to be B1ff at that time, but as he said one very erotic day not too long ago:
"It would be just like Kibo to act [like he was B1ff]"
Of course, I did have to change it a little bit to suit my needs, well, maybe
quite a lot, but it still suits my needs, and is very stimulating...


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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Dan Quayle
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 00:00:39 GMT

rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
: In article <1992Aug16.152831.17426@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
: >Theorem du jour:
: >If Dan Quayle and Michael J. Fox really are the Anti-Elvii, and they
: >are alive then Elvis must be dead.
: 
: You clueless fuck.  Elvis is not Latin, therefore its plural is not "Elvii".
: You're probably just a fuckhead biology loser who thinks using unusual plurals
: is 'cool'.  It's not.  Get a life somewhere.  Get a clue while you're at it.
: 
: 5150

Besides, if it was Elvis, the plural would be "Elves", or, if it was a d- stem,
"Elvides".  He's not only a fuckhead biology loser, but one who does fake
Latin plurals.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
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Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: dattier@ddsw1.mcs.com (David W. Tamkin)
Subject: Re: setuid() problem
Organization: Contributor Account at ddsw1, Chicago, Illinois  60657
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 14:16:57 GMT
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mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) wrote in <mcirvin.714079780@husc8>:

| If Kibo did not exist, somebody would have to invent him.

Matt, if you existed, I'm sure you'd be the one to do it.

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