From: sp2@cec1.wustl.edu (Sundara Pandian)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.tamil
Subject: Re: Brahmins and sacred thread
Date: 25 Aug 1992 16:52:25 -0500
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              Re: Brahmins and sacred thread
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 [ I received some mails saying that the conversation I posted
   in my last posting was interesting. This is a conclusion
   of the conversation that I posted in my posting. The 
   following feature contains silly jokes which may not be
   suitable for serious netters. I suggest them to press the
   `n' key. ]



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 [ A bus-stop in Madurai ] 
 raamasubbayyar : saar, neenga `seventy three' baSSukkaagavaa `wait'
                  paNNeendirukkEL ?
 PaaNdian : eppadi `correct'aa cholReenga ? naan adhukkaagath thaan
            oru arai maNi nEramaa ninnukkittu irukkEn.
 raamasubbayyar : En pEru raamasubbayyar. unga pEru ?
 PaaNdian : ennaya PaaNdian-nu kooppiduvaanga.
 raamasubbayyar : appa idhu unga nijap pEr illaiyO ?
 PaaNdian : En appadik kEkkaReenga ? ( notices a boy crossing in a
            bicycle ) yaaru saar indhap paiyan iLichchavaayan kaNakkaa
            irukkaan ?
 raamasubbaayar : avan En piLLai saar.
 PaaNdian : avan appadiyE unga saayal, saar.
 raamasubbayyar : ( perumaiyudan ) En aambadaiyaaLum idhE thaan
                  solluvaa. ivanukku pooNal pOdalaamnu irukkEn.
 PaaNdian : enga indha BraaminS kalyaaNa maNdapaththulayaa ?
 raamasubbayyar : illa saar, aaththulayE vaikkaalaamnu irukkEN.
 PaaNdian : enga vaigai aaththulayaa ? anga enga saar maNdapam
            irukku ?
 raamasubbayyar : idhu BraamaNaal baashai. naan grahamnu solla
                  vandhEn.
 PaaNdian : OhO, ippa puriyidhu. unga giraamaththula vaikkap
            pOreengaLaa ? adhuvum nalladhu thaan. Baarathiraajaa
            padaththula varRaappula avanukku kaadhal `develop'
            aachchunaa oru kalyaaNaththaiyum angayE mudikka vasathi.
 raamasubbayyar : ennadaa ezhavu, ungaLukku eppadi puriya vaikkaradhu ?
                  enga veettulayE vaikkalaamnu irukkEn.
 PaaNdian : appadich chonnaap piriyaadhaa ? aamaam neenga enga saar
            pOyittirukkeenga.
 raamasubbayyar : pOkum pOdhE enga pORELnu kEttutteenga neenga.
                  naan vaaththiyaaraip paakkalaamnu irundhEn. pORa
                  kaariyam uruppaattaapala thaan.
 PaaNdian : vaaththiyaar seththup pOyi evvaLavu naaL aachchu... 
 raamasubbayyar : enna saar cholReenga ? vaaththiyaar pOyittaaraa ?
 PaaNdian : vaaththiyaar cheththup pOyittaar saar. nesamaa.
 raamasubbayyar : avara vechchuth thaan saar naan paththirikai
                  adikkaNumnu irukkEn, en piLLai pooNalukku.
 PaaNdian : En `vaaththiyaar aasiyudan'nu mudhal vari pOdunga. idhaa
            periya vishayam ?
 raamasubbayyar : mudhal vari Kaanchi periyavar-naa ?
 PaaNdian : adhuvum sariththaan. aNNaa pErulla mudhalla varanum.
 raamasubbayyar : ennadhu aNNaavaa ?
 PaaNdian : adhaanga.. periyaar, Kaanchi,aNNaa.
 raamasubbayyar : aamaam, Kaanchip periyavar. avaraith thaan naanum
                  cholREn .
 PaaNdian : periyaar pEru unga Braamins paththirikkaiyila pOdaradhu
            vazhakkamundaa ?
 raamasubbayyar : En ? Kaanchi periyavar pEr pOdaRadhula enna thappu ?
 PaaNdian : illa avar kadavuL illainnu chonnaarE, adhaan paakkaREn.
 raamasubbayyar : neenga yaaraip paththich cholReenga ?
 PaaNdian : naan ee.ve.raa. periyaaraich chonnEn.
 raamasubbayyar : ada kashtamE ! naan Kaanchip periyavaraip paththich
                  chonnEn. neenga Edho Kaanchi annaannu chonnELE ?
 PaaNdian : naan aNNaaththuraiyaich chonnEn.
 raamasubbayyar : pOchchudaa ! neenga vERa.. vaaththiyaar cheththup 
                  pOyittadhaach chonnEL. naan aaththukkup pOREn.
 PaaNdian : edhukku saar, avarukku tharppaNam paNradhukkaa ? adhaan
            ERkenavE paNNiyaachchu. appaRam neenga edhukku vaigai
            aaththula tharppaNam paNNap pOReenga ?         
 raamasubbayyar : naan en veetukkup pOREn. aalai vidunga saar.
 PaaNdian : appa tharppaNam ?
 raamasubbayyar : kalyaaNam pOnaa enakku enna aachchu ? naan En
                  tharppaNam paNNanum ?
 PaaNdian : KalyaaNamaa ? naan M.G.R.-aich chonnEn. avar thaana saar
            vaaththiyaaru ?
 raamasubbayyar : ada pOnga saar, naan enga vaaththiyaar KalyaaNam
                  SaasthrikaL thavaRip pOyittaarOnnu bayandhuttEn.
 PaaNdian : ( opens a little pocket ) saar, idha `try' paNReengaLaa ?
 raamasubbayyar : ennadhu `sweet'aa ?
 PaaNdian : aamaam, original villippuththoor.
 raamasubbayyar : ( thinks that it is paalgOvaa..) paravaayilla
                   vEndaam saar.
 PaaNdia : chummaa oNNu eduththukkunga saar.
 raamsubbayyar :(takes one )  ennadhu idhu kaRuppaa urundaiyaa irukku ?
 PaaNdian : eLLurundai saar.
 raamasubbayyar : aaLai vidunga saar. [ runs to his house ]
 [ Pandian takes the 73 bus which stops at the bus-stop ]
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