From: mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: TAN: Days of our Bytes
Date: 3 Sep 92 19:47:41 GMT
Organization: AT&T


First of all, I have to say that this was fantastic, Rose.  I heard from
Susan [Apple] and printed a copy and sent it to her along with my letter.
BTW, Susan says hello and her vote is for Carly as the overall worst 
character on the show right now.  She can't handle Bo either, though.


In article <9209011751.AA19420@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU> RMDELC01@ULKYVM.LOUISVILLE.EDU ("588-0803") writes:
>
>We open with a longshot of Days idea of a computer lab...
>several PDP-11's, Vic-20's, blinking Christmas tree lights...
>Suddenly, in rushes Lemon..


I don't even know what kind of computers those are, but this part still
cracked me up!!!


>Lemon: (crying hysterically):  Oh!  Woe is me!  My Rocketsled
>hero has left me!  Whatever shall I do?!?  One last rocketsled
>ride, and he rode off into the sunset.  And after not even a word
>the entire summer, I was so worried.  (becoming angry)  And now,
>he shows up and cavalierly announces he's leaving.  Men!


But then he comes back and says he is staying.  I think he's toying
with the poor Lemon.  I'd love to feel sorry for her, but if she'd
just have given me a chance.  Tsk Tsk.  :)


>Timinator:  Gee, Patsy's doing a really bad job at the moment....
>
>Everyone:  Quick!!! Give the pass to Tim!!!  (Nelzy quickly throws
>it to a whimpering Timmy)


Gee, you guys <sniff> are the best.  :')  Thanks for helping me out
in my time of need.  ;)


>Guava:  Nick is the head of the ISA.  And the reincarnation of
>Cary Grant.  Yeah.  And Carly's a mutant camel, escaped from
>a lab.  Yeah.
>
>Timinator:  You can have the pass next Guava.


Just returning the favor, I suppose.  


>Banana:  Matt's back?  Wasn't he the one with the patch?  Gee, it's
>been so long...Tim, Onion's turning purple and steam's coming
>out of her ears.  I think she should have the pass next.
>
>Tim:  Maybe she's trying to do avant-garde performance acting.
>A deep insightful, critical view of the direction the show's
>taken of late.  Yes, I understand now.  It's highly sophisticated
>satire!


Ahahahahhaha.   This was too much Rose!  Thanks for that great writing
of my character.  :)


>Fade to opening credits....
>"Like fruits in a get-well basket, so are the Days of Our Bytes"


Again, sheer genious at work here.


>And Carly telling Icky she had cancer...I actually didn't mind
>Spaci, next to CC she's a genius!  CC has the most annoying


I agree with this.  Staci has been quite acceptable this week.  Even
her thing at the board meeting was tolerable.  But Vickie has reminded
me of all the reasons to hate her, and yes, I do despise her quite a
bit.  I will not forget how she pulled down such big parts of this
show.  I guess I can accept it because I know the end is near.  If she
were staying I might not be so charitable.


>way of talking and smiling....I really really really want her
>to get in some sort of accident and have those lips amputated.


Ewwww.  I like it!!

>Next episode...Bill comes up with 10 reasons not to watch Days,


Just 10??

>dedicated Matt Ashford fan...Sweet Onion throws another hissy fit
>and loses her voice...


Oooh, a storyline we can all enjoy!  :-)


Thanks again Rose.  I look forward to another installment.


Intriguing lyric of the week:     (send guesses via email)
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   "It's under my skin, but out of my hands
         I'll tear it apart, but I won't understand."
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	_O__N  IN  C__INS    by    _E__S  FO_  FE__S

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