HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Rivet Head)
Subject: Re: Big boots
Organization: California State University, Sacramento
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 07:43:25 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.151155.29821@maths.tcd.ie> kioran@maths.tcd.ie (Kieran Dempsey) writes:
>Big boots are getting to be really big these days back when I was a kid
>our boots were big but not as big as the boots today..well i suppose it 
>is a case of the bigger the boots the better and anyway it keeps they keep 
>the rain off the grass and I personally think elephants look good in big boots.


Big BOOBS are getting to be really big these days back when I was a kid
our BOOBS were big but not as big as the BOOBS today..well i suppose it 
is a case of the bigger the BOOBS the better and anyway it keeps they keep 
the rain off the grass and I personally think elephants look good in big BOOBS.

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   |\  /|  __  __    _   __   __  ___  |   |    Your sister is a junkie
   | \/ |  |_  | _  /_\  | \  |_   |   |---|      gets it any way she can
   |    |  |_  |_| /   \ |_/  |_   |   |   |    Your brother's a gay singer
  /  Roy J.  E-MAIL: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu  \     in a stud leather band
From: jh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (James Hammerton)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Keyboards & Hedgehogs
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:59:46 GMT
Reply-To: jh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (James Hammerton)
Organization: Laboratory for the Foundations of Computer Science, Edinburgh U

In article <ATAYLOR.93Jan25154110@gauss.nmsu.edu> ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:
><In article <727818137.28017@minster.york.ac.uk> ae-a@minster.york.ac.uk writes:
>
><   I am having trouble typing out this article because my keyboard has just turned into a hedgehog and when I'm typing, my fingers keep getting caught on the spikes.
>
>	Oh, then you can answer a question that has been bothering
>	me for a while:
>
>	"How many hedges could a hedgehog hog if a hedgehog could
>	 hog hedges"?
>
>
>	Hope you help this, you thanks.

I think the answer has some relation to the number 42. Hope you don't
lose anymore sleep on this problem.

James


-- 
*  James Hammerton               *  If Pascal is equivalent to the      *
*  Email: jamesh@uk.ac.ed.aisb   *  mini-metro,then ML is the concept   *
*  			         *  car where steering is done          *
*                                *  recursively using the gearstick.    *
From: C.L.Gannon@newcastle.ac.uk (C.L. Gannon)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: WAHEYY!!!!!
Date: 25 Jan 93 14:22:16 GMT
Organization: Computing Laboratory, U of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK NE1 7RU.



          look, it's still working.


_______________________________________________________________________________
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-------LLLLL------EEEEEE---------oooo----\\-------'Cause I am.....-------------
------LLLLLL----EEEE--EEEE------OOOOOO----\\-----------------------------------
-----LLLLLL----EEEE----EEEE---OOOO--OOOO---\\----ONE FUCKING WELL DRESSED------ 
----LLLLLL-----EEEEEEEEEEEE--OOOO----OOOO---||---------------------------------
---LLLLLL------EEEEEEEEEEE---OOOO----OOOO--//-----------MAN--------------------
---LLLLL----L---EEEE---------OOOOO--OOOOO-//-----------------------------------
---LLLLLLLLLLL---EEEEEEEEE----OOOOOOOOOO-//------------------------------------
----LLLLLLLLL------EEEEEE-------OOOOOO--//-email C.L. Gannon@newcastle.ac.uk---
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From: jh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (James Hammerton)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Bodies and bodyparts
Date: 25 Jan 93 11:53:18 GMT
Reply-To: jh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (James Hammerton)
Organization: Laboratory for the Foundations of Computer Science, Edinburgh U

In article <jtamdor.727762786@vincent1.iastate.edu> jtamdor@iastate.edu (Jason T Amdor) writes:
>In <C19oEC.L8A@dcs.ed.ac.uk> jh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (James Hammerton) writes:
>
>>In article <1993Jan21.114918.4785@news.uit.no> espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>Something struck me some days ago (or was it weeks?). Let's say you come
>>>into a big hall, where a persons head is lying in one corner and the rest of
>>>his body in another corner. You're asked to walk over to the body. Where
>>>would you go? To the head or to the rest of the body? 
>>>What if there were more parts of the body scatterred around, where would
>>>you then go? What part of a body is considered to be the body and what parts
>>>are considered to be just parts of the body? How much mutated can body be
>>>to consider it a body?
>
>
>>And most importantly, when will a pink giraffe walk up to Bill Clinton's cat
>>and ask it for some green wellies? 
>
>>James
>
>
>
>What the hell is a CAT?  
>
>just wondering...

a CAT is a Carnivourous Automated Toaster.
or a CATalytic converter or a small feline furry creature, with a tail, that
says miaoww, drinks milk, eats whiskas and generally has a very smug self
satisfied look on it's face(as if it ruled the world, and knew everything there
is to know; which it probably does).

James

B->


-- 
*  James Hammerton               *  If Pascal is equivalent to the      *
*  Email: jamesh@uk.ac.ed.aisb   *  mini-metro,then ML is the concept   *
*  			         *  car where steering is done          *
*                                *  recursively using the gearstick.    *
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Lieutenant Ripley at The Institute for Telling Lice)
Subject: Re: Sweed need help!!!
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 09:48:20 GMT

ndb070@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:
: Hello! I'm a Sweed wich are going to travel around in Asia This summer and
: Autumn. I would be very interestint to know what is interesting to go to and
: experience in Singapore. What food can you recommend, What restaurant do you
: think is the best and so on. Everything is interesting for me.
: I would be very pleased if someone could help me!
: 
: 
: 					Jan-olof Andersson
: 					NDB070@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
From: kaygee@hardy.u.washington.edu (Kevin Giansante)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Keyboard fun (Re: 8th wonder of the world)
Date: 28 Jan 1993 05:39:27 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
NNTP-Posting-Host: hardy.u.washington.edu

In article 328,  roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Rivet Head)
writes:

>Now if yer a rebel like meself and ya wants to haves yerself some real
>fun, try this:

>Press Ctrl, Alt, and Del all at the same time!  Go ahead, try it now!
>It'll be fun, I promise!


YOU SON OF A BITCH!

That's the last fucking time I ever listen to you.
From: msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Song-Fest 1993
Date: 21 Jan 93 08:41:11 GMT
Organization: CSU Stanislaus


	Theeeeeeere...... was a farmer 'had a dog, and BINGO was his name 'O.

	*clap*  *clap*  NGO,

	*clap*  *clap*  NGO

	*clap*  *clap*  NGO and BINGO was his Name 'O!!!!!

-Fishy
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.fan.BIFF,alt.culture.electric-midget
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Re: YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!  BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 16:14:29 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.072245.24261@fuug.fi> an1252@anon.penet.fi (Gabriel Stevens) writes:

<HAVE YOU NOTHING TO DO OTHER THAN CORRECT MY MISSPELLINGS?  

	I NO A WHOOOOLE BUNCH OF STUPH TO DOO BE-SIDES KORRECT
	UR MISS SSPELLINGS, D000D!


<OH WELL, DEAL WITH IT!
 

	0K, EYE'LL JUST XPOST TO SOME GR00PS THAT U WILL LIKE
	M0RE!!!!!

	L8R, D00D!
From: jeff@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Jeff Zabek)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: ar
Date: 25 Jan 1993 21:25:37 -0500
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
NNTP-Posting-Host: titan.ucs.umass.edu

In article <1993Jan25.170412.1@happy.colorado.edu> etbeteille@happy.colorado.edu writes:
>
>Oh God -- I just thought of the most funniest thing.
>Imagine if someone replied to this and we all looked 
>at the other guy's subject line it would spell out
>REAR!!!   Hahahahahahaha!!! ...well, except it would
>have a colon in it .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
HAHAHA!!
hahahaha!
hehehe!
hehe
heh

*ahem* :)
-- 
Jeff Zabek
jeff@titan.ucs.umass.edu
DarkShadow@student.umass.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Rivet Head)
Subject: Re: Bodies and bodyparts
Organization: California State University, Sacramento
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 07:50:32 GMT

In article <jtamdor.727762786@vincent1.iastate.edu> jtamdor@iastate.edu (Jason T Amdor) writes:
>In <C19oEC.L8A@dcs.ed.ac.uk> jh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (James Hammerton) writes:
>
>
>>And most importantly, when will a pink giraffe walk up to Bill Clinton's cat
>>and ask it for some green wellies? 
>
>
>What the hell is a CAT?  
>
>just wondering...


What the hell is a BILL CLINTON?


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   |\  /|  __  __    _   __   __  ___  |   |    Your sister is a junkie
   | \/ |  |_  | _  /_\  | \  |_   |   |---|      gets it any way she can
   |    |  |_  |_| /   \ |_/  |_   |   |   |    Your brother's a gay singer
  /  Roy J.  E-MAIL: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu  \     in a stud leather band
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jtamdor@iastate.edu (Jason T Amdor)
Subject: Re: Bodies and bodyparts
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 04:19:46 GMT

In <C19oEC.L8A@dcs.ed.ac.uk> jh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (James Hammerton) writes:

>In article <1993Jan21.114918.4785@news.uit.no> espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>Something struck me some days ago (or was it weeks?). Let's say you come
>>into a big hall, where a persons head is lying in one corner and the rest of
>>his body in another corner. You're asked to walk over to the body. Where
>>would you go? To the head or to the rest of the body? 
>>What if there were more parts of the body scatterred around, where would
>>you then go? What part of a body is considered to be the body and what parts
>>are considered to be just parts of the body? How much mutated can body be
>>to consider it a body?


>And most importantly, when will a pink giraffe walk up to Bill Clinton's cat
>and ask it for some green wellies? 

>James



What the hell is a CAT?  

just wondering...
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: etbeteille@happy.colorado.edu
Subject: NOT from a country/western band
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: 21 Jan 93 09:53:39 MDT



You can't call it cheatin'
She reminds me of you.
From: spackman@disco-sol.dfki.uni-sb.de (Stephen Spackman)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Keyboard fun (Re: 8th wonder of the world)
Date: 27 Jan 1993 13:19:23 GMT
Organization: DFKI Saarbruecken GmbH, D-W 6600 Saarbruecken
Reply-To: stephen@acm.org
NNTP-Posting-Host: disco-sol.dfki.uni-sb.de
In-reply-to: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu's message of 27 Jan 93 07:49:31 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.074931.8474@csus.edu> roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Rivet Head) writes:
|Well get this: By pressing certain keys on my keyboard (num lock, caps
|lock & scroll lock), I can turn these green lights on my keyboard on or off!
|By repeatedly pressing them in a certain order, I can make it look like
|one light is moving back & forth!  All by itself!  This fun game has
|provided me with hours of fun.
|
|Now if yer a rebel like meself and ya wants to haves yerself some real
|fun, try this:
|
|Press Ctrl, Alt, and Del all at the same time!  Go ahead, try it now!
|It'll be fun, I promise!

No, it's boring.

I don't know if it is because my machine is so quiet, so expensive or so
new, but the little lights are INSIDE the caps lock, compose, scroll
lock and num lock keys, BUT only the caps lock key light seems to work!
THAT one yOu can toGGle ALl yoU WanT AND IS QuITe FuN. I can SEE thAT.
But the compose key doesn't light up it just prints line gno. Num
lock is numb - is that how it got its name? And scroll lock kills the
window it's hit over (which is why this is my fifth attempt to recount
to you the excitement I'm having here. I'll just be careful not to press
it again, here...).

I don't know why they call THAT scroll lock. I mean, a dead programme
doesn't scroll any more it's true but I don't think it's a lock so much
as a kill.

Hell, there isn't even an L1 key anymore, though Stop-A does the funky
stunt.  God I love boot monitors.

Hey! Here's a theory! Maybe the blank key at the top left, next to Help,
is, like, an anti-function-key and is sucking up the functions of the
normal keys!!!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
fgrcura c fcnpxzna                                     fgrcura@npz.bet
"porpnorber wibble freen!"        igpart wibble nondomor. roop muh ig!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
       Posting Dispatches from the Land of the Type Five Keyboard
----------------------------------------------------------------------
ps: by way of compensation, the display of blinkenlights you get when
you powercycle this sucker just makes my day. God is it cool! I toggle
the power switch two or three times an hour just to relax and get
ready for work. It hasn't worked yet - I'm still not ready - but what 
do I care???? They're so GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! Blink blink ... blink!

Type safely, and have a stupid day!!!!
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:3802 talk.bizarre:46717 rec.arts.poems:14090
From: ae-a@minster.york.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems
Subject: Computer generated poetry
Date: 27 Jan 93 12:24:43 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of York, England

Here is a poem my computer wrote with the help of me. Do you like it?

THE LAZY BISHOP TO HIS ANATOMY

Come lubricate near me and be my idol;
And we will all the belgians shave,
That alchemists and robots, egomaniacs and cows,
Fishes or Iraqi presidents rape.

And we will talk to the schmucks
And see the DJs swear at their toilets,
By old champagnes, to whose falls, stout
pacifists sail bananas.

And I will make thee garbage of lasagnas,
And a thousand antique scandals;
A dictionary of antonyms, and a proton
Floated all over beards of wallys;

A speech made by the holiest Broadbent impersonator.
Which round our digital sharks we drive
Bathed apes for the authour.
With lists of the adhesivest carnivores.

A law of wrong and unoriginal ideas.
With disgusting apostles and brazillian dorks:
And if these poll tax collectors may thee murder,
Come lubricate near me and be my idol.

The DJ's bladders shall explode and empty
For thy calculate each may morning:
And if these calculations my dog may murder,
Then lubricate near me and be my idol.

By Andrei Ellman and his 1040STE

P.S. I appologise to all bishops, Belgians, alchemists, Iraqi presidents,
DJs, pacifists, Broadbent impersonators, authours, apostles, brazilians
or poll tax collectors who may have been offended by the above poem.
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:3760 alt.smouldering.dog.zone:134 talk.bizarre:46322
From: msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.smouldering.dog.zone,talk.bizarre
Subject: A quick, yet important question...
Date: 25 Jan 93 06:11:08 GMT
Organization: CSU Stanislaus


 I have a question:
		nuqDaq 'oHpuchpa''e'


-Fishy

*********************************************************************************  LOOK!!!! I GOT A SIG!!!!! ********************* msmith@koko.csustan.edu     **                            *********************                             *********************************************************************************
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: My theory
Date: 28 Jan 93 00:10:05 GMT
	<C1F96M.8x9@dcs.ed.ac.uk>
Organization: NMSU Computer Science

<In article <C1F96M.8x9@dcs.ed.ac.uk> jh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (James Hammerton) writes:<
<Does anyone want to here my theory on why pink elephants would be able to fly
<and build haystacks? 

	Could you their it instead?

























   If you do you'll be dissappointed, I ain't got one. However if you ever
   see a pink elephant flying or building haystacks, any theory explaining their
   existence would be welcome.

   James



   -- 
   *  James Hammerton               *  If Pascal is equivalent to the      *
   *  Email: jamesh@uk.ac.ed.aisb   *  mini-metro,then ML is the concept   *
   *  			         *  car where steering is done          *
   *                                *  recursively using the gearstick.    *
From: msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re:      YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!  BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Summary: Mr. Anon needs some attention....
Date: 25 Jan 93 02:08:56 GMT
Organization: CSU Stanislaus

In article <1993Jan23.072245.24261@fuug.fi> an1252@anon.penet.fi (Gabriel Stevens) writes:
>In article <1993Jan21.173414.3097@koko.csustan.edu> you write:
>>From: msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith)
>>Subject: Re:      YOU'RE ALL SO STUPID!  BWAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
>>Date: 21 Jan 93 17:34:14 GMT
>>>Oh, ok you genus.  Your just too smart for me. *yuk* *yuk*
>>
>>
>>
>>I'll bet he could spell GENIUS!!!!!
>>
>>*****YUK*********YUK********
>>
>>-Fishy
>HAVE YOU NOTHING TO DO OTHER THAN CORRECT MY MISSPELLINGS?  JUST TO PROVE 
>HOW STUPID ALL OF YOU ARE I STARTED THIS THREAD.  GUESS I WAS RIGHT.  THIS 
>IS ALT.STUPIDITY THOUGH.  I GUESS IT WAS STUPID TO POST THIS IN THE FIRST 
>PLACE.  OH WELL, DEAL WITH IT!

	AAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!  Your just achin' for a hug, aren't ya..
-Fishy
>
*********************************************************************************  LOOK!!!! I GOT A SIG!!!!! ********************* msmith@koko.csustan.edu     **                            *********************                             *********************************************************************************
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: keithg@boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson)
Subject: Re: New Stupid Person
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 06:17:51 GMT
Organization: work
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.4 PL6]

bcimmet@eagle.wesleyan.edu wrote:
: Hi, I'm new to the stupidity scene, and I was wondering if anyone wanted to
: clue me in as to the mainstream concept of the group (or the lack of a
: mainstream concept?) Thanks...
: 
: 
: 					- Brian


	Are you saying that you are "newly stupid?" How does this happen?
	An auto accident? Overdose?

	-keith
From: jh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (James Hammerton)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Bodies and bodyparts
Date: 22 Jan 93 17:54:11 GMT
Reply-To: jh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (James Hammerton)
Organization: Laboratory for the Foundations of Computer Science, Edinburgh U

In article <1993Jan21.114918.4785@news.uit.no> espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>Something struck me some days ago (or was it weeks?). Let's say you come
>into a big hall, where a persons head is lying in one corner and the rest of
>his body in another corner. You're asked to walk over to the body. Where
>would you go? To the head or to the rest of the body? 
>What if there were more parts of the body scatterred around, where would
>you then go? What part of a body is considered to be the body and what parts
>are considered to be just parts of the body? How much mutated can body be
>to consider it a body?

If it can still be told apart from a pile of prok chops and tomato sauce then
maybe you can call it a mutilated body, but I don't have first hand experience
of telling the difference between these two so who knows. In fact who cares?
Who knows and cares? Who doesn't give a stuff? Why don't they? Why should they?
And most importantly, when will a pink giraffe walk up to Bill Clinton's cat
and ask it for some green wellies? All these questions, and so few answers,
makes one wonder whether the world is really a slightly nauseating shade of 
octarine doesn't it?

James



-- 
*  James Hammerton               *  If Pascal is equivalent to the      *
*  Email: jamesh@uk.ac.ed.aisb   *  mini-metro,then ML is the concept   *
*  			         *  car where steering is done          *
*                                *  recursively using the gearstick.    *
From: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Rivet Head)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: signature
Date: 27 Jan 93 07:36:47 GMT
Organization: California State University, Sacramento

In article <s0730076.20.0@let.rug.nl> s0730076@let.rug.nl (W.J. van de Vis) writes:
>In article <s0730076.16.0@let.rug.nl> s0730076@let.rug.nl (W.J. van de Vis) writes:
>>From: s0730076@let.rug.nl (W.J. van de Vis)
>>Subject: signature
>>Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 12:25:04 GMT
>>
>>is there anyway to save and get back a signature, before I start on a real 
>>complicated one?
>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>                                        
>>    |   |    |  does anybody out there
>>    |   |    |  even care.
>>    |   |    |            ill: s0730076@let.rug.nl                           
>>    |   |___ |___
>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>I guess the Megadeth man (you know 'em) knows more about this!
>>
>>ill
>>
>forget it I found out already, used Pegasus mail.

Good job, kid.  You didn't even need help from me!

By le way, you followed up to yer own message twice!  Talk about a
schizophenic personalitie!  So what're ya gonna do, use a different sig
for each personality?  Don't bother answering, you'll probly just turn
this into a long thread by continually following up to yer own
messages!


-the "Megadeth man" (I know who I be!)

  __    __                            __   __
   |\  /|  __  __    _   __   __  ___  |   |    Your sister is a junkie
   | \/ |  |_  | _  /_\  | \  |_   |   |---|      gets it any way she can
   |    |  |_  |_| /   \ |_/  |_   |   |   |    Your brother's a gay singer
  /  Roy J.  E-MAIL: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu  \     in a stud leather band
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