From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.india,alt.newbie,alt.flame,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: HELLO MY AMERICAN FRIENDS
Date: 28 Jul 92 04:56:31 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <-=mmzvq.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor) writes:

Hey Roger, er, Rachel, er, Regina, er, Reggie, er, Bob, er, Rajagopalen:
Can I just call you Raj?  Thanks.  Look, Raj, you gotta understand.  You're not
really from India.  You're one of many personalities living inside this one bodyThere's this guy named Roger, see... ah, fuck it.  Who cares?
>
>good evening gentlemen.  it is a most fascinating journey of which i
>would like to share with you at this time.  you see, i am from bombay,
>india.  i have just arrived in these the united states only a short
>time ago from now when i am writing to you, so you see the pixie of
>hajimapaj i am in!  oh the delight of this country of which i have
>found myself of presently placed in and that my brother setgu has
>provided me with a most satisfying job indeed.  so to continue with
>the journey, it was most interesting.  there were many waves and
>problems to be overcome in a most timely and efficient manner of which
>i am proud to say that i helped by assisting the navigationary
>equipment and in the bar tending aspect of ship life as you see i've
>had some experience at this at the local bombay convenience store,
>circle i, world famous indeed for the most delictable blurpees, of
>which the variety of coke and pepsi blurpiee is provided.  in the
>month of hajbalq, a purplish mixture of plum and grape leaves is
>produced as an alternate.  it is most tasty.  well the time is getting
>long and perhaps i should continue my journey another time, but fo now
>i thank you for listening to be and a bid you a farewell and happy
>returns to the many great people of this land that of which i find
>myself so snug as a baji in!
>
>please write.
>
>your friend,
>
>Rajagopalan
 ^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey Roger, er, Rachel, er, whatever:  How many fuckin' syllables are in
Rajagopalan?

And when you're in your Rachel personality, how do you dress?  Is Rachel a 
sweet little yuppyette?  Black leather heavy-metal she-bitch?

And what the fuck is a blurpee?

And NO, I didn't cross-post to misc.fucking.test!

Would you please seek therapy immediately?  Tell the clinician that you need to:

1.  Find your one "true" personality
2.  Resolve this gender-identity hangup you seem to have
3.  Work out your residual anger at being abused as a newborn, which has caused
    you to hate all "newbies"
4.  Get a fucking life.

>-- 
>_______________________________________________________________
>Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor,
>Dietary Researcher,
>Fiber Team,	     "Be one, be peace, be  like the hajiputki"
>Herbalife Inc.			-Maharji Marhiyogi
>E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
>_______________________________________________________________


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