From: jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: TROLL ANIHILATES THE U.K.!
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:46:41 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton


         	DEBUNKING THE BRITISH VIETNAM MYTHS

					dedicated to J.S. Graley-
					"THE GREAT LAME"

	It is so humorously ironic to watch every anglofile in the commonwealth
point to Vietnam as this great American failing.

First, at least we were there you limey CUNTS!  American involvement in
Vietnam was to prevent the spread of COMMUNISM.  Remeber COMMUNISM?  The
thing that you miserable specks on a speck in the Atlantic used to have 
nightmares about.  The commies would've blitzed you every bit as bad as the 
Germans and you would've been reduced to cowering in the subways again like
the vermin you are.  In any case, your token 20 or 30 troops dispatched to
protect world security by defending key outhouses in S. Vietnam were a great
help.  You were such team players.  It is unfathomable to think that a
CUNTRY like yours occupies a seat on the U.N. Security Council.

Second, It is laudable for you to bring up Vietnam after your nation lost
control of A THIRD OF THE FUCKING WORLD!!!  Why don't you try to force trade
with China now?  Why don't yo conquer India again?  Why don't you grab a few 
small islands in the Carribean for old time's sake? -- Why not???  Because
you can't do it tough guys.  No one is afraid of you or even paying attention
to you.  You're not the balance of power in European or world affairs anymore.
Sorry, that's US and it always will be.  Throughout the Cold War you're whole
fucking army would've been nothing but a speedbump for a Soviet tank division.
Face it, you are our little lapdog.  We just give a little whistle *here, 
Britain*  and you fall right in line *good boy!*  Just vote as we do in the U.N.
and everything will be O.K..

Third, Don't bring up Vietnam when you had to reroute Her Majesty's entire fleet
just to whoop a bunch of sheep farmers in the Falklands.  The God Damn 
Argentines were throwing rocks at you and you were still having a tough time!
It's amazing that you pulled it off.  One can easily see how the sheep shagging
Aussies and NZers  broke away and you couldn't do shit to stop it.  God help you
if they had put up a fight.  But one must admire your lovely Falklands escapade.
You used American Missles, American satellite intelligence, and Anmerican fuel
but at least you sent your own fleet down there to get sunk.  A SPANISH speaking
people who are barely literate sink three of your ships with 5 French missles
and this is a GREAT VICTORY?  FUCK YOU!

How about N. Ireland?  Your Special Air Service can't even take on an army of
underfed 7 year olds with handguns and slingshots.

What about the Suez Canal in 1956?  You reinvaded only to pull out? . . .
Hmmm . . . Interesting term "pull out" considering the FUCKING you were giving
Egypt for the previous fifty years until they booted your asses out.

The last time you were invaded was in 1066.  It's not that no one wanted to.
It's just that 1/2 of Europe thought you weren't worth it and the other
half couldn't get at you - lucky for you.  This is the ONLY reason you survived.
If you had lived next to the Zulu nation, they would've stomped you into the
ground in a heartbeat and a massive GENOCIDE.  Then, only archaeologists
would know your society even existed, but, instead, we have to put up with
BRITAIN "THE LIVING FOSSIL".  Come to think of it, in 1066, the NORMANS
kicked the real Britons asses and assimilated them.  You sorry excuses are
miserable descendants of FRENCH HALFBREEDS!  No wonder you're such a bunch 
of slackjawed cumgargling homos.

In sum, you are the LAUGHING STOCK SHAMES of the white race and have little
leeway to throw stones in your tiny glass hovels.  Drop the Nam rhetoric 
before one of us digs out a history book and posts every embarassing loss
of your to every society of spearchuckers, rockthrowers, and ragheads in
the entire world!

Stick that up your moldy old queen's cunt and smoke it!

					TROLL OF AMERICA
					WERE #1, WERE #1 !!!!!

P.S. Feel free, as I know you will, to delete any of the truths above that
you can't possibly reply to.  We know you cunts won't be able to handle it.
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