From: dwv@cbnewsc.cb.att.com (Dave Vollman)
Subject: AMC: update for 11/09
Organization: HASA "S" Division
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 21:23:55 GMT
Keywords: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


	OK folks, your update is early again today! I'll control
	L it for those of you who want to watch first.
	


	Today's episode: Maricks make love on 2 continents!
	
	Today's snooze-a-cuda rating: 7
	(1 = won't sleep for weeks, 10 = Rip van Winkle time)
	
	There are 3.5 storylines going today.
	
1) Jack and Angelique hobnob at the Valley Inn.

	In room 25 (Jack's room) of the Valley inn. Jack and Angel are
	discussing their relationship. Angelique is unsure abut her 
	feelings, and she says she is inexperienced. Jack tells her
	that he has loved her "ever since she was a blonde" (just
	kidding, that was "ever since I laid eyes on you"). They
	slowly kiss, and the next time we see them, they are
	sans clothing and basking in the afterglow. They get a call
	from ......
	
1.5) I'm Edmund, and I'm really POed

	Edmund has taken up residence in Madam G's boarding house.
	He talks to the Myrtle Fargate of Eastern Europe, trying to
	get information on "the count." (ED Note: Hey Ed, the count
	is on sesame street). While Madam G is off visiting the Count,
	Ed places a long distance call to 215-555-3171. That's Jack's
	room. Jack and Angel, still sans clothing, try to talk him
	onto coming back. Then Jack tells him that Brooke wanted
	them to warn Dim that he was coming. That sends Fast Eddie
	over the brink. He hangs up and then has a vision of
	Cerea's father (oops wrong storyline) Erica and Dim
	living it up and laughing at him. He gets info from
	Madam G, who just visited the count, and she tells him of
	Dim and E. Ed goes ballistic, and he storms out (cliffhanger 1).
	
2) Catatonic .....

	NOT! Cater loses it and attempts to choke Galen. After
	they pull off carter and shackle him, the soon to be
	unemployed Ms. Henderson gets in a few digs. Then Nat says she
	wants to talk to Carter. Everyone leaves except Nat, Trev and Carter.
	(ED Note: Yeah, like they would let that happen. This guy just
	assualted someone. Dr. Tolan, may I see your licence and regiestration
	please?). Nat pulls Carters heartstrings by telling Him they both were
	betrayed by someone they love. She asks him to admit he
	needs help. Later, in the presence of all concerned parties,
	Carter says he's pleading guilty and he leaves. Nat and Galen
	hug each other, saying it's over. Yeah, and they always
	said that about BCT.
	
2.5) Jervision becomes Dr. Jervision

	Jeremy tells Nat and Trev that he has been offered the deanship 
	of the humanities department at the University of Corinth, and he
	has accepted. (Ed note: is this guy qualified to be a dean? They
	should have some wild visual arts courses :-), just imagine
	the saving blondes 351 class :-)). Trev has the tackiest line
	when he says, "Just blindside me, why don't ya!"
	
3) Ding-a-lings on the Danube

	Well, to make a long and drawn out story short, the Dim one
	proposes to E. Erica says she needs time to think, but he
	has a shot. Dim says "You aren't going to know what hit you"
	(I guess Carter is going to europe, maybe ?).
	They tour the Eastern European version of weirdwind. and then
	share a dance in one of many ballrooms. Where they stuffed
	the orchestra of stereo, I don't know. After the dance
	Erica and Dim head to the beadroom, and you know what that means.
	Let's hope their visas expire soon, I'm getting sick of this.

comments:

	This is Bathroom Duck week, as there was a bathroom duck
	commercial today. I love those commercials!

	Does it seem like Dim is developing a spare tire? sure looked
	like it when he was dancing with E.
	
Soapbox:

	I sort of noted the commercials today. Given the amount of
	feminine hygene products they advertise, Why are the networks
	so concerned about advertising birth control products? 

Unanswered Questions:

1) Where did Dimitri come up with a Ferrari in Hungary?
   (it appeared to be a 305 GTS, but I didn't get a good look
    at it).

2) Are Condoms easily found in Budapest?

3) Are Condoms easily found in Jack's room?

4) Will Galen go to work for Montgomery and Associates?

5) Are Myrtle and Madam G related?

6) Will Jeremy force all Humanities students to meditate?

7) If you combined Dixie and Brian's IQ's, would it be larger
   than the average number of goals scored in a world cup
   soccer game? (These games usually end 0-0 or 1-0).

8) Given all the poop Adam has pulled, what makes him think he
   can get custody as a better parent?

9) Why don't Angelique or Helga ever mention Angel's father?

10) Isn't Erica already "mistriss" of Wildwind?

Have a good week!

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