HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Texas Instruments, Inc
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 21:46:46 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.165216.23205@news.columbia.edu> rl24@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Robert Lamoureux) writes:
>
>Oh, it's growing all right...at the slowest rate since dinosaurs walked
>the earth.  Even the economists licking Bush's boots by agreeing that
>we're not in a recession say this!

*ANY* ecomomist had better agree that we're not in a recession.  Check
the growth rate for the Gross Domestic Product for the last two
quarters.  If it is positive in both quarters, we are no longer in a
recession, we are in the recovery (however slow and shallow it might
be).  'Recession' is a quite specific thing.  It doesn't just mean,
"I'm having a hard time getting a job".

-- 
"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live
 in the real world."   -- Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden
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From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: COMPLETING THAT SENTENCE, AGAIN
Date: 25 Jul 92 16:52:23 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <!=jmt+m.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>
>
>Seattle is the Athens, Ga of thew 90's.

You, my friend, have obviously never been to Athens, Ga.  Nothing is the Athens
Ga. of any decade.  Athens Ga. is like Mayberry on acid.


-- 
athena% cat .signature
ERROR: cannot find .signature file for milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Explode?
athena% .sig? I don' got to show you no steenkin' .sig!
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Dennis Miller cancelled
Summary: When I grow up I want to flame like lstewart
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:51:28 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: kschnitz@encore.com's message of 22 Jul 92 04:34:14 GMT


In article <1992Jul22.043414.11520@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:

   This really pisses me off.  What the fuck am I gonna do between
   12:00 and 1:00?  I'd rather sleep that watch Leno, but that is like

How about practicing your typing and spelling?  Or enriching your life
rather sucking on the video teat.

   saying I'd rather not drown in my own vomit.

We don't want to drown in you whinging about your stupid TV show that
got cancelled.  we don't care about your life.  like you had one.  and
I am sure that no one appreciates my .94k of uncompressed news bandwidth
on this simple flame.


jv <- "go jump in a goddam volcano you fucking cave newt"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 16:43:19 GMT

I spent a few minutes working out that my name anagrams to Rhictos Herp.

*sigh*
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Barry Manilow
Date: 25 Jul 92 18:03:28 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

|dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey) writes:
|>I adore him, he is my hero. I want to have sex with him whilst he sings "I
|>Wrote The Songs".

Laurie 8:
|Finally!! Congratulations Wavey Davey, you are truly a man.

Well, I hate to be the one to shine the cold, hard water of truth on
your triumph, but you DO know WHO wrote "I write the songs" -- and for
WHOM -- don't you?

The answer will shock you.

mr HEINOUS
Laurie8 isn't a bad lab assistant, but we do have to work on
the model 9 one of these days, X.
From: LISTSERV@BINGVMB ("1.7c Revised List Processor")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Delivery error notice sent to list INDEX-L
Date: 27 Jul 92 20:35:51 GMT
Reply-To: Indexer's Discussion Group
              <@VM.CC.PURDUE.EDU:INDEX-L@BINGVMB>
X-Unparsable-Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 16:07:10 ECT

Date: 27 Jul 92 15:10:53 U
From: "Carol Roberts" <carol_roberts@qmrelay.mail.cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Thoughts on Indexing
To: INDEX-L%BINGVMB.BITNET@uga.cc.uga.edu,

        Reply to:   RE>Thoughts on Indexing
These are all interesting topics. As a  copyeditor, my reaction to the question
about whether bias can be eliminated in an index is, "SHOULD bias be eliminated
in an index?" That is, shouldn't an index be a custom fit, with all the
quirkiness-the human touch, if you will-that that implies? Having produced just
one electronic index myself, my feeling was that it was a very useful tool, but
no more a replacement for a human indexer than a grammar program is for a
copyeditor. It will be interesting to see what electronic indexing looks like
when it grows up.
--------------------------------------

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Arcane Knowledge)
Subject: Re: SSC
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 17:02:27 GMT

In article <5721@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (R. P. White) writes:
*Rob Hutten writes:
*>I just typed ZZ to stop my walkman.
*
*Try Control-Z  

No, that would just put it on pause.  If you want to stop it, use Control-C.


Mark "Vaguely MIDI" Lippert
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep starts his greatest novel.
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:48:45 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA


 It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at
 occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which
 swept the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along
 the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that
 struggled against the darkness.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: The Olympics is a fraud and will have to be rerun
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 23:57:08 GMT

The spirit of the Olympics requires that the Olympic flame be the same flame 
as ignited back in Greece or wherever and passed continuously  from torch to 
torch and finally to the green-house polluting burner at the games. 
Regrettably a computer analysis of the too-smart arrow ignition deal at the 
Olympic Stadium shows that the flame actually starts a fraction before the 
arrow arrives. Also the initial direction of flame propagation at ignition 
is opposite to what should happen.  Thus the Olympic flame is not the same 
flame as the one they lit way back when.  Thus the Olympic are /dev/null 
and /dev/void.

oe@csc.canberra.edu.au        This is now a philosophical, non provocative
Look Once...         .-)      signature.
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Patheitc Abortion whining (was Re: BUSH)
Followup-To: misc.test,misc.misc,alt.flame,alt.sex.carasso,alt.fan.gooley
Summary: no foetus can beat us
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:36:31 GMT

dsh@csl136.csl.ncsu.edu (Dougie-poo Holtsinger) mewls:

>
>>> Sometimes these fetuses are born alive after an abortion attempt. 
>
>> what are you trying to say by this. 
>
>That fetuses are sometimes born alive after an abortion attempt.
>
>> an abortion attempt implies failure
>> which implies that no real harm was done. 
>
>And an abortion success implies that the fetus is killed. 
>
>> foetus' at this point are often capable of living outside the womb with
>> extensive medical attention. 	
>
>So why don't they get a chance to live?
>
>
>Doug Holtsinger
>

Doug, doug doug. Who told you that talk.bizarre is a good place to convert
people to the forces of fascism. Less things should be illegal, not more.
Your moralizing on perhaps the most amoral newsgroup of all earns you my
special flame:

  You worthless asshole. Ive known unicellular organisms who posted better
stuff than you do. Please try to improve the quality of your posts, 
dick-for-brains, or we'll have you back out on the streets, sucking dick
for your beer money. Or better yet, dont try to improve your posts just
fuck the hell off, scrotum-breath.

(c) 1992 by me
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Go Against Nature?                      
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 22:06:00 +0000


That wasn't a spider, that was David Mellor.


--------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk    |    The sky is a melon with the seeds    |
                                |    scraped out. Don't forget the spoon  |
--------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
If your goose doesn't jangle    |    If you find a penis the size, shape  |
then leave it well alone        |    and colour of a maggot, please send  |
--------------------------------|    it back to Toby as he is missing it  |
                                |-----------------------------------------|
There is only one Wavey Davey   |    Jig(ARD) Jig(ARD) Jig(ARD) Jig(ARD)  |
                                |                                         |
--------------------------------|-----------------------------------------|
From: Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: proffered cherries
Date: 24 Jul 92 15:43:00 GMT


"What shall you do with me?"

"I am just sitting here with you. I must not be very entertaining, just 
following the traceries on pages as we grow older, losing our moments.  
Do you want something else of the afternoon?  We could go to town, or to 
the water.  Just let me return my book to it's place, and then we can 
go where ever you like." 

"No I mean, where shall you place my love? Shall you organize it into a 
pocket, or bat it back to me?  Do you have any sorted in all your 
pockets for me?" 

"Now you're teasing me. Pockets protect me.  If I can place and carry my 
effects, I am never lost.  I can put the time there, a fruit-knife 
there, my notebook there, a map behind it, quills and inks here, money 
under here, a comb right there, and if you look in here, I brought some 
plum tarts, but they're for later."

"Am I for later?"

"No.  Later I shall go home."

"After the tarts?"

"Yes." 

"How about later than that?  What if I follow you and call your name, 
and sing you songs, and cut you roses for your room?  What if I give you 
money for your pockets?  What if I want to stay?"

"Well, you are forward, and chaotic.  One can't pocket a person, you 
know.  You will upset my rhythms and consume my time.  I fear more for 
the freedom of coffee and the crinkling visits of my correspondents than 
I do for my virtue.  If If a man approaches me with cherries in his 
glance, I surely know enough to dissuade his vines and repel his shoes 
by showing him bay leaves, by reminding him politely of the spicules 
beneath all exoskeletons, and  by giving back his request, egg by egg, 
graciously but firmly."

"But I love you."

"Oh, but I love you too.  You see, it's written right here in my 
datebook. I just will not allow you to make me your subset with your 
protestations of subjugation." 

"What if I insist?"  

"That's what the fruit-knife is for."

--------------------------------------------------MorrisaS@Autodesk.com

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: castong@eos.ncsu.edu
Subject: Re: Nitric Oxide
Originator: castong@c00376-346dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: castong@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 18:57:49 GMT


In article <1992Jul17.234505.8330@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil>,
dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:

|>
|>Buy stock in Companies that manufacture Nitric Oxide
|>
|>Trust me

EEESH! I just had mega-discomforting thought...

	O.D.ing on that stuff.  (Ever left a hotdog in the
                                  microwave too long?)

-- 

======================================================================
   
Charles St.Onge
castong@eos.ncsu.edu
NC State University

======================================================================
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I don't know...
Date: 23 Jul 92 15:24:03 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,dod.test,misc.test,misc.jobs.misc
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Dan Hoey writes:
>I don't know, I've never anythed.  I've never batwed.  I've never

<stuff deleted>

>Dan Hoey
>Hoey@AIC.NRL.Navy.Mil

Hi Dan,
    Press "u" now and get back to work.
Hugs,
Admiral Kelso
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23223 alt.politics.bush:209 alt.politics.clinton:650
From: craigm@chateau-rouge.ics.uci.edu (Craig MacFarlane)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Reply-To: craigm@ics.uci.edu (Craig MacFarlane)
Organization: Univ. of Calif., Irvine, Info. & Computer Sci. Dept.
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:50:16 GMT

>In article <1992Jul24.094829.136@cheshire.oxy.edu> leavitt@cheshire.oxy.edu (Thomas VanNess Leavitt) writes:
>
>Any virus can mutate, but I think it's unlikely that any type of  AIDS virus
>will spread among the heterosexual community with ease.  There has to
>bleeding by both partners for their  to be spread, and bleeding infrequently
>occurs.
>

It is my understanding that all viruses mutate.  This is why researchers
can't find a cure for the common cold, why people have to be reimmunized
for new flu strains every year, and why HIV is such a devestatingly
frightening disease.

Since this is alt.politics.bush, can anybody confirm or deny the following
statement made by Bush?  Paraphrased, "AIDS is not the government's
responsibility.  And AIDS will not go away until teenagers stop having sex."
I'll restrain from letting loose on this one until I find out whether
or not he actually said this.

Craig
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: More misc.test stupidity
Date: 31 Jul 92 17:26:46 GMT
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Distribution: usa
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

ganesh@cs.umn.edu (M. Ganesh) writes:
: Any prospective employers out there?
: I am looking for a job and hope to get my masters degree in cs soon
: ganesh.

The subject line says "Don't pay me any attention."
The followup-to line has his email address on it.

He better have posted this to misc.jobs.wanted as well...or he might not get
any replies.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey, Page of Newts)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"Don't you point that raygun at me--I might just explode..."  Thomas Dolby
Current Album--Yello:One Second
Current Read--M.J. Engh:Wheel of The Winds
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: It's over
Summary: Then LEAVE!  SHOO! GO WAY!
Date: 23 Jul 92 16:19:35 GMT
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department

In article <lyodav.711875135@du139-206.cc.iastate.edu> lyodav@iastate.edu (David A Lyon) writes:
>   Given an omniscient reader, there are exactly 0 combinations of ASCII
>characters whose sum is bizarre. As this is the ultimate standard by which
>bizarrity may be measured, it's all over. Given the infinite "Been there,
>done that" attitude to which you all aspire, none of this has any relevance.
>To summarize:
>   Anyone truly bizarre has been everywhere and done everything.
>   This entity has no reason to read or post to talk.bizarre.
>   This person does not read or post to talk.bizarre.
>   Therefore, there is no bizarre material on talk.bizarre.
>   
>   So, if any of you find any material on talk.bizarre to be bizarre, the
>lack in your own bizarrity is proven, and you no longer belong in talk.bizarre.
>Logically, everyone is excluded from being bizarre. Anyone who reads or posts 
>here is in error.
>--Dave
>

   Fine.  Now prove your own non-existence by hitting U.  Right NOW!!!!



   we're waiting,
   john

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ein hunnert worte
From: mborgerding@desire.wright.edu
Date: 22 Jul 92 14:39:00 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

	Ladies and gentlemen prefer blondes leading the blind justice for all
in the family feud.  Be that, as it won't, I concur.  Boy, you should see me
cur.  Nobody concur like me.   I really can't stand intolerant people, they
should all be shot.  
	Have you ever been driving down the highway and you see somebody
up ahead get pulled over by a cop?  Do you pull into the right lane and come
real close to the car so you can see the expression on the driver's face ...




















as you run the cop over?  
This sentenc has three errors in itt.
 				-Mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Webster's Unabridged Encyclopedic:  Intentional vs. Intestine
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 05:34:47 GMT

Intestine has a more interesting picture.

Intentional has more synonyms.

Neither gets more use.


                              billbill@wetware.com
From: hman@pro-haven.cts.com (Heath Allyn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Dennis Miller cancelled
Date: 23 Jul 92 07:25:00 GMT
Organization: ProLine [pro-haven] - Pariahs' Haven BBS, 409/693-8262, 9600-300
From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ethical Question
Date: 23 Jul 92 12:49:49 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

In article <62655@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>>Neil Young, Van Halen, Hendrix...
>   /I              /I     /I
>    I               I      I_____________rejected by Yanks, does his thing
>    I               I                    successfully only in Britain
>    I               I                    ..ergo is British (honourary)
>    I               I
>    I               I___________ Quite simply, the quintessential
>CANADIAN IS HE,                  rock and roll band of all time.
>NOT AMERICAN!!!
     ^
     |
     |
     |
     |___________Which proves there is a goD.(and when did Yoda start doing
                                              music reviews?)










































.

-- 
#Larry W. Jewell (ex-USN) WWII-L Listowner    jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu     # 
#"Sunday's horoscope is noteworthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly#
#unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." #
#--"Your Horoscope," L.A. Evening Herald Express, Saturday, Dec. 6, 1941.   #
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.gooley,alt.politics.gooley,alt.flame,alt.fan.warlord,alt.religion.kibology
From: chrispi@microsoft.com (Chris Pirih)
Subject: Re: MARKIAN GOOLEY --STATESMAN SELECTED BY PEROT
Date: 25 Jul 92 04:09:49 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

In alt.politics.gooley milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
;Q: How many people have the login id rdc@netcom.com?
;Q: Are Bob D. Crane, Rachel Dafni Christy, Roger David Carasso and numerous
;   others the same person? (Duuhh...)

What a fucking genius.  Give the Brewmeister a fish.

Thwap!

---
chris
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton)
Subject: Re: open letter to Roger David Carasso
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, Univ. of Texas at Arlington
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 01:43:26 GMT

In article <nlvthjk@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>Quit it.  Stop crossposting your stupidity attractors.

How bout it Roger?  I will write you a complete gooley
spycamera/biff if you do.  It'll only show up as one process, so
maybe they won't notice at netcom.


Bill

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Texas Instruments, Inc
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 03:09:23 GMT

In article <TOMF.92Jul23172512@ai.bunny.gte.com> tomf@ai.gte.com writes:
>> >The recession is easing?  Where?  Have you heard the latest unemployment 
>> >figures?  
>> 
>> Wherever did you get the idea that what the unemployment rate was
>> doing had anything to do with whether the economy was in a recession
>> or not?  While the two tend to be linked, the unemployment rate
>> generally lags.  What this means is that unemployment (in a 'normal'
>> recession) will continue to get worse even after the upturn, and the
>> amelioration of unemployment will trail along behind the improving
>> economy. 
>
>It can also mean that we're not coming out of the recession at all.
>Imagine that.

Nope, it can't mean any such thing.  If there are two quarters with
non-negative growth in the Gross Domestic Product, we are 'out' of the
recession by definition.  'Recession' is a word that has a specific
definition, and that definition has nothing in it about unemployment.

>
>Please move this discussion out of talk.bizarre and into misc.jobs.offered.
>I'm sure it will cheer up all the people looking for work.

If you don't want follow-ups in talk.bizarre, seems to me you
shouldn't reply to it from there.

-- 
"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live
 in the real world."   -- Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.gooley,alt.sex,alt.politics.gooley
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Ferret Shows
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 22:32:56 GMT

inc@tc.fluke.COM (Gary Benson) writes:
>rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>>For future reference...
>>IN REC.PETS hartman@dewey.udel.edu (Nancy Hartman) writes:
>>)
>>)Hob    - unneutered male ferret
>>)Gib    - neutered male ferret
>>)Jill   - unspayed female ferret
>>)Sprite - spayed femalefetter
>>Gooley  - unneutered male virgin ferret
>Sherlock - ferrous splayed deuteronimous

Question - where did ewe ferret this one out from?

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 27 Jul 92 14:38:09 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA


As a child, and even to this day, I harbor a fear and mistrust of
sunflower plants.  They are somehow mutant weeds with sinister intent.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23523 alt.politics.bush:288 alt.politics.clinton:860
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Date: 27 Jul 92 13:37:38 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,misc.test,alt.politics.clinton
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: blythes@cs.rpi.edu's message of 24 Jul 92 17:29:30 GMT



In article <agvx3yh@rpi.edu> blythes@cs.rpi.edu (Stephen Blythe) writes:

   wow ! - ignorance abounds !!!  HAVING INTERCOURSE IS ****NOT***** THE ONLY WAY IN
   WHICH AIDS IS TRANSMITTED !!!!

     *some* other *known* methods:

	 1) blood transfusions from tainted blood

	 2) reuse of a tainted needle ( *not* just one used by druggies ... )

	 3) birth from an AIDS infected mother (may not show up for years ... )

	 4) several occurences of receipt from an unknowing (?) doctor/dentist ...

      ... I'm not even mentioning a significant number of cases that have not, as of
   now, been explained.



5) Toilet seats in public restrooms.

6) Mosquitos that byte more than one person.

7) Abduction by space aliens.

8) carasso.

9) Handling tainted basketballs.

10) Improper crossposting.




-- Juan Valdez
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre