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From: J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de (Andreas Trapp)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Homework: Spell- Monty Python, lesson 3.
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 11:25:30 MEZ
Organization: University of Passau - Germany
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>How do YOU spell Monty Python when sitting in a COMFY CHAIR?
>
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
MoNtY PyThOn (boing, boing, boing ...)
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Scripts?
Date: 28 Jan 93 19:28:47 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00482-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <1k6t1hINNslh@srvr1.engin.umich.edu>, mlcooper@arcturus.engin.umich.edu (emcee) writes:
> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!agate!spool.mu.edu!caen!mlcooper
> From: mlcooper@arcturus.engin.umich.edu (emcee)
> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> Subject: Re: Scripts?
> Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 15:58:25 EST
> Organization: Space Physics Research
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> 
> 
> In article <1993Jan27.163107.3660@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
> (deleted stuff)
> > 
> > chestnutt aka minster for opening the front door, bounding up the
> > 	stairs, bursting into the bedroom and shouting AH HA, 
> > 	caught you margret
> emcee aka I've told you before, my name is not margret
> 
is Vic there?
chestnutt aka welcome to the phone in.
From: HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: stop it
Date: 22 Jan 1993 02:47:49 GMT
Organization: University of Houston Administrative Computing
Distribution: world
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>>I own this newsgroup. Get out of here!
>>
>>I don't want to see ANYBODY posting in here again!!!
>>
>>Felix aka Xilef
>
>ha ha ha!!  i am posting here you silly little person!
>go rub your knees with vaseline!
>neener neener!
>
Can I rub my knees with vaseline too, or is that only for
silly little persons?
>
>leather is here! oh, leather is here!
>and how happy she is to return!
>so get out your whips, your chains and your clips
>cos she wants to feel the burn!

I'm over there! oh, I'm over there
but I'm not sure where it be
lose the shirt, and raise your skirt
and I'll take you over my knee

>leather aka no, i am *not* getting carried away, what are
>you insinuating?
doug aka you will be next time I get my hands on you
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 22:43:12 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>>>>>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
>>>>>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
>>>>>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
>>>>>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
>>>>>>Sure its a word?
>>>>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>>>>*slap* 
>>>*ouch*
>>Hit me again, Heathcliffe!
>O, yes..Shirley..faster and harder....O YES!!!!
OOO ooo oooo oooo ooooo!

>>>>Hey! watch where you put those hands!
>>>>(a little lower please)
>>>about a foot lower??????
>>Why do you want her foot lower, I like it where it is
>I don't...it needs to move a little to the left...
You are built strangely aren't you?

>>>>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>>>>Lisa aka what a lovely little *toy* you have there...(it walks down
>>>>     stairs alone or in pairs...)
>>>Jester aka yes..I hope breasts come in pairs......
>>Eccles aka Put the glove on now Mr Spolunder, and mash that herring 
>Jester aka that has absolutely nothing to do with this thread.
Eccles aka I know, I had too many dried frog pills.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 04:35:18 GMT

kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:


>> 
>> >>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Yea...I said that.
>> >>>>>>>>>Jester aka no you didn't!!! I said it!
>> >>>>>>>>chestnutt aka said what?
>> >>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>> >>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>> >>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>> >>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>> >>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>> >>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>> >chestnutt aka inky inky me thinky you kinky....and in pain.
>> Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
Eccles aka Leather's mine and MOins you swine, you can have  Gina

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: test
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 18:16:20 GMT

mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu  writes:
> >this is a test kids.
> 
> KIDS?!?!?
> 
> Who you callin' kids???
> 
> Here! Take a look at THIS!
> 
> *zip*
I don't see a thing.
No wonder you're Rat-"boy"
                      ^^^
> Ratboy aka *bow*
Eric aka a slug, on the other hand is all muscle
> 
> 
> 
-- 
"Why should I have nightmares?  I give them to you." -- Stephen King

SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTOS NUNC -- We gladly feast on those who would 
subdue us. -- Addams Family Motto (as heard in the movie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 04:51:52 GMT

HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug) writes:

>>>>>> Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>>>>>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
>>>>Eccles aka Leather's mine and MOins you swine, you can have  Gina
>>>Ratboy aka So which bit is mine, eh? Do I get a new one..or can I keep Lisa?
>>Eccles aka Well, we were considering actioning her, but seeing the aution
>>how do you spell that bloody word?
>Doug aka you were going to action Lisa?  Can I watch?
Well, it was pretty tedious, just up and down.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cleese Bio
Date: 28 Jan 93 04:37:34 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <damiene.727934813@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
> mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> 
>>>>>>> ****Merrick X****
>>>>>>So what happened to the other nine Merricks?
>>>>> They were attacked and destroyed by german knee trams.
>>>>I tried to stop them but they were just too slow for me 
>>>iNaughty girl, how can we get all that lubrication of.f
>>What do you think aardvarks are for?
> I never think of aardvarks
> 
>>>>>>chestnutt aka i don't know much about art but i know what i like.
>>>>> Eccles aka So what do you like?
>>>>> 
>>>>Gina aka if I tell you will you give it to me?
>>>Eccles aka Depends on what it is. Does it go buzz?
>>Ratboy aka Sounds more like a "ping" to me...
> Eccles aka Only as she broke the bits off with her...um... what muscle tone!
Gina aka and you haven't even touched the best parts of me yet!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Bruces thread
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 01:39:11 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>For all you bitching about the Bruces sketch and the Philsophers song..
>>>here they are....
>HA! I posted my CORRECTED version of that sketch, and it's not even
>the original! HArumph!  I think I actually went and identified all
>the bruces, so you could tell who was who.

well..fine...see if I care...

*weLL I dO cAre I mEAn*

>>>****  The Bruces
>>>****  From Monty Python Live at City Center,
>>>****  Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl, etc.
>>>G'day, Bruce!
>>>Oh, Hello Bruce!
>>>How are you Bruce?
>>>A bit crooked, Bruce.
>>	^^^
>>Thats crook you stupid Hern.
>>Means not well in Australian
>Bloody Americans, eh? Can only speak their own damn language.

Quid novis sub sole?

>>>Where's Bruce?
>>He's next to me Bruce.
>But he's in Ireland! In my class. (OBLIG: Bruce)
No, he is standing right next to me, he is my roomate

>>>Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.
>>About 30C actually
>Well it was hot where I was last night too... about body temp
>really. (Plus heat due to friction)
Quit having sex with the blonde swed.......

>>>Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!
>>>That's a strange expression, Bruce.
>>>Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot enough to boil
>>>a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled quietly
>>>to herself.
>>And then he fondled her, I saw I saw!!! It was on the news!
>It was on the news there? You should have seen how they reacted next
>door (England). FUCK! Talk about over reaction (and I think she
>njoyde it too.

I loved the part when she showed Bill Clinton in her closet..
oopps..that was a WWWC add..

>>>She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.
>>No, shes been brought low by the idiot, the poof and the adultere
>>and now she's got a cold.
>Talk about a Horrible Anus that she's been going on about for the
>past while!
Can't walk by her without having a farting fit strong enuff
to bomb Baghdad

>>> Rule Seven, (Everyone) No Poofters!!
>>Anbd that includes the Royal family 
>Aaaaw. Poor Edward.
But he's dead..isn't he?

>>>This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in
>>I'll tell _you_ where to stick it.
>... or for a price, I'll show you.

Me, me, I'll pay...

>BTW, What's a wattle?????

A waffle in disguise..

>>Eccles aka I only know 2 peoples called Bruce. No, hang on, 3.
>I know 2, and I'm not even Australian.
>>NO  ONE EXPECTS TO SEE BRUCE IN AUSTRALIA!
>Yeah. I know. But then, no one wants to be in Aus. anyway, so...
Yeah..eccie...so go..bugger off....piss off......
-- 
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From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: The Two Terrys
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 23:05:05 GMT

acady@miavx3.mid.muohio.edu writes:

>I'm confused... sorta like the cat (I mistakenly watched
>a session of "Confuse-a-Cat").

>The two Terry's. Which one is Jones, and Which one is
>Gillium? One does the artwork and didn't appear much
>in the movies or MPFC, the other appeared all the time
>(Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, FISH! Where... could... it... be?)

Simple - Terry Gilliam is American and ugly as sin, don't know
if the two related.

Terry Jones is Welsh. NFC.

Eccles
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Date: 28 Jan 93 04:49:19 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1993Jan26.144701.6384@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
> 
> In article <1juuu8INNt9f@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!uwm.edu!cs.utexas.edu!tamsun.tamu.edu!tamsun.tamu.edu!news
>> From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
>> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
>> Subject: Re: Cascade....
>> Date: 24 Jan 1993 14:41:44 -0600
>> Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
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>> Message-ID: <1juuu8INNt9f@tamsun.tamu.edu>
>> References: <C19qBu.MoF@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
>> NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu
>> 
>> >>>>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>> >>>>ON A CAT?!?! My god man you are confused. Breasts are on chickens!
>> >>>not on a pregnant cat...they are the best kind for sex......
>> >>well, if a cats pregnant, its a sure bet it goes all the way...at least
>> >>once anyway.......Is your cat a goer? eh nudge nudge?
>> >Its sure is....and boy does it go..all over my leg...
>> *looks around nervously* 
>> Um...did someone say "cat"?
> 
> I would say bat but i had a bad experience with a bat while at 
> bolumba university
>> 
>> >>>>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>> >>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>> >>>>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>> >>>>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>> >>>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>> >>>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>> >>>>chestnutt aka inky inky me thinky you kinky....and in pain.
>> >>>Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>> >>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
>> >Jester aka and they both want me..........(ego-trip)
>> Ratboy aka Ah! But they've both *had* ME!....(bad memory)
> 
> chestnutt aka aren't they just the randy little heartbreakers
Gina aka if I had you, my dear, I would never break another heart
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 		"Gave up trying to figure it out
>> 		 My head got lost along the way
>> 	 	 Worn out from giving it up
>> 		 My soul I pissed it all away."
>> 
>> 				--Nine Inch Nails
>> 				     "Last"
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
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From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 04:30:06 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>>>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
>>>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
>>>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
>>>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
>>>>Sure its a word?
>>>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
>>*slap* 

>*ouch*

Hit me again, Heathcliffe!

>>Hey! watch where you put those hands!
>>(a little lower please)

>about a foot lower??????

Why do you want her foot lower, I like it where it is

>>>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Yea...I said that.
>>>>>>>>>>Jester aka no you didn't!!! I said it!
>>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka said what?
>>>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
>>>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
>>>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
>>>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
>>>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
>>>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
>>Lisa aka what a lovely little *toy* you have there...(it walks down
>>     stairs alone or in pairs...)
>Jester aka yes..I hope breasts come in pairs......
Eccles aka Put the glove on now Mr Spolunder, and mash that herring 
Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:10959 eunet.jokes:2858
From: gathe@ul.ie
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,eunet.jokes
Subject: Request: Romanes Eunt Domus
Date: 21 Jan 93 11:21:54 GMT
Organization: University of Limerick, Ireland

Would someone kindly repost the words of the `Romanes Eunt Domus'(?)
sketch from Life of Brian. Thanks,
                                  Eugene Gath
ObJoke: Why can't a computer scientist tell Halloween from Christmas?
        Because oct(31)=dec(25).
        [If you don't get it ask a computer scientist!]
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: How to spell Monty Python!
Date: 22 Jan 93 20:41:54 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

ajchoutm@cs.ruu.nl (Arjan Houtman) spells trouble:

>Here's the correct way to spel Monty Python:

>	M.O.N.T.Y. (this spells Monty)
>	P.Y.T.H.O.N. (and this spells Python)

I thought it was:	T.O.N.Y. M... (that spells Monty)
		:	N.Y.P.H.O.T. (and this spells Python)

>That concludes this spelling-lesson, thank you for wasting your stinking time.
>(Sorry for the abuse, but I didn't notice typing it.)

Shut yer gob, ya tit!!

>By the way, what's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

(snicker)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mbrett@warp.UWaterloo.ca (Matt Brett)
Subject: Monty Python Posters
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 03:37:24 GMT

I have just discovered this news group, so I don't know if this question  
has been asked before.

I am looking for Monty Python Posters.  The only one I have found so far  
is of John Cleese - Ministry of Silly Walks.  Does anyone know of any  
others?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Matt
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Der Holy Grailen Script!!!!!
From: kens@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:59:09 -0600
Organization: Mankato State University

'ello!  If you do be lookin' for the (entire) script of The Holy Grail, I've 
got a copy handy.  However, bein' as it's over 5,000 lines long, I thought I'd
just offer to E-mail it to anyone who wants a copy, instead of posting it. 

                Ken Scott          Kens@VAX1.Mankato.MSUS.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s0383619@let.rug.nl (J.J.G.M. Nijhuis)
Subject: Please repost Holy Grail script (long version!)
Keywords: Holy Grail script
Organization: Faculteit der Letteren, Rijksuniversiteit Groningen, NL
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 10:41:35 GMT

See subject.
Also posting via e-mail welcome.

Jurgen Nijhuis
University of Groningen
The Netherlands.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dweldy@harrell.ecn.purdue.edu (Dennis E Weldy)
Subject: Re: stop it
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: 21 Jan 93 06:46:07 GMT

BUEBL@rzmain.rz.uni-ulm.de (Buebl Felix) writes:

>I own this newsgroup. Get out of here!
>I don't want to see ANYBODY posting in here again!!!

Well, OK <siff>. I'll go quietly. Never mind that I lost
my home when Mr. Neutron passed gas nearby. I'll <sob>
get along fine....[sickening display of blubbering].

>Felix aka Xilef
Dennis aka waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Originator: kchestn@c00487-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:19:52 GMT


In article <C17uxB.HuD@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!news.nd.edu!mentor.cc.purdue.edu!sage.cc.purdue.edu!jester
> From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
> Subject: Re: Cascade....
> Message-ID: <C17uxB.HuD@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
> Sender: news@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (USENET News)
> Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
> Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 13:19:58 EST
> Lines: 30
> 
> >>>>>>>>>Hello Tim, um...ratboy...where did your name come from anyways???
> >>>>>>>>Jester, did'nt your parents tell you where names come from?
> >>>>>>>nope they did not tell me about sex either i learned from the neighbors
> >>>>>>>cat....
> >>>>>>It certinally sounds like a well read cat.
> >>>>>um..well-read would not eb the word i would have chose.....
> >>>>>more like well used/oiled/lubricaTED...
> >>>>Is tired the word your groping for?
> >>>Sure its a word?
> >>it was the breasts i was groping for..not words....
> >ON A CAT?!?! My god man you are confused. Breasts are on chickens!
> not on a pregnant cat...they are the best kind for sex......

well, if a cats pregnant, its a sure bet it goes all the way...at least
once anyway.......Is your cat a goer? eh nudge nudge?
> 
> >>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Yea...I said that.
> >>>>>>>>>Jester aka no you didn't!!! I said it!
> >>>>>>>>chestnutt aka said what?
> >>>>>>>Jester aka he said.........*thingy*
> >>>>>>chestnutt aka are you sure it wasn't... *thing like*
> >>>>>Jester aka well..it did hang limp.....
> >>>>chestnutt aka your right...limpy would've sounded silly
> >>>Eccles aka Slinky on your thingie?
> >>Jester aka kinky kinky with a slinky on your thinky.
> >chestnutt aka inky inky me thinky you kinky....and in pain.
> Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
> -- 
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
>
From: HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marriage
Date: 27 Jan 1993 22:19:23 GMT
Organization: University of Houston Administrative Computing
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thusly writ Eccles:
> 
>>> HADCFDWF@admin.uh.edu (Doug) writes:
> 
>>Say, I know him. Quite a decent fellow...
>No, he's a scoundrel of the nth degree.

You, sir, are too kind.  I rarely get such high praise
from beings with whom I'm not intimately familiar.

>>> >>>geeble 
>>> >>>beeble
>>> >>>geeble
>>> >>Wbbl
>>> >Wobble? weeble? banter?
>>> Chimney Sweep
>>Bastion of Irrelevance
>You sickly son of a gangrenous swine, say sir when you call me
>a Bastion of Irrelevance
Actually I was referring to myself and it was supposed to read
"Bastion of Irreverance"
> 
>>> >>>>>> >>Jester aka I did not... I came to marry Gina...and run off to Tahiti
>>> >>>>>> >Gina aka then don't you think you should propose to me first?
>>> >>>>>> Jester aka down on one knee.......Will you marry me?
>>> >>>>> Eric aka Sorry to interrupt, but didn't you do this in October and/or November?
>>> >>>>Gina aka no, Eric, we didn't and yes, Jester, but only if I get a huge
>>> >>>OB>church wedding with Ratboy, Sprooney (where is he anyway?), and Eric
>>> >>>>as my brides' maids!!!! And you, of course, as by best man.   =) =) 
>>> >>>leather aka so is this going to be a polyamourous 
>>> >>>relationship?
>>> >>>leather aka may i join in the fun?
>>> >>Eccles aka Where are we going to get a bed big enouff for you all?
>>> >Doug aka Sam's House of Custom Beds (We specialize in Bigguns)
>>> Eccles aka Aren't you a lucky thing then?
>>Doug aka Yup, I work on commission.
>Eccles aka Wouldn't a matress be more comfortable?
Doug aka I don't get one until my next promotion.
> 
>>> >>>leather aka or can i just be the flowerperson?  i'll throw roses.
>>> >>Eccles aka I'll throw tulips :) 
>>> >Doug aka I'll do something else with tulips :)
>>> Eccles aka You can't they're too fragile. (I know) 
>>Doug aka Nothing of leather's is fragile. I'll throw hers.
>Eccles aka Her what?
Doug aka tulips, I suppose. Unless you have a better suggestion.
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From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: Cascade....
Organization: Youngstown State/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:58:07 GMT


In a previous article, Doug babbles:

>>>>>> Jester aka you ain't seen kinky yet boy....
>>>>>chestnutt aka thats for sure, both leather and gina are back
>>>>Eccles aka Leather's mine and MOins you swine, you can have  Gina
>>>Ratboy aka So which bit is mine, eh? Do I get a new one..or can I keep Lisa?
>>Eccles aka Well, we were considering actioning her, but seeing the aution
>>how do you spell that bloody word?
>Doug aka you were going to action Lisa?  Can I watch?
Lisa aka Help! Help! I'm being undressed!
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