HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: darsie@eecs.ucdavis.edu (Richard Darsie)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Scottish Joke
Date: 23 Jul 92 20:45:30 GMT
Organization: University of California, Davis

In article <92205.112414MBS116@psuvm.psu.edu>, MBS116@psuvm.psu.edu (Michael B. Smith) writes:
> 
> ***this is best told if spoken with a Scottish accent when appropriate***
> 
> A Scottish man visiting America for the first time gets off the plane and
> immediately search for the nearest tavern.
> He is dressed in a traditional Scottish kilt and beret.
> He parks his rented car at the first tavern he sees and goes in and get drunk
> very quickly. Realizing how drunk he is he decides he had better go find his
> hotel. As he reaches his car and opens the door he passes out across the seat.
> 
> A short time later a young woman walking by notices him passed out in his
> traditional scottish attire. She remembers she heard once the Scotts in kilts
> do not wear underwear and is now very curious. She approached the car and sees
> he is passed out. She is still very curious. She approaches the Scott and
> quickly lifts his kilt to see that traditional Scotts in fact do not wear
> underwear. She now feels a little guilty about her actions and decides to
> make it up the Scott somehow. A moment later she takes the blue ribbon in her
> hair and ties it around his cock and then leaves.
> 
> In the morning the greatly hungover Scott crawls to his feet and sees he is
> still in his car. He has to piss ferociously and goes to a nearby alley. As he
> lifts his kilt he sees the blue ribbon and says. "Aye, I don't know where you
> been last night, but I'm glad you won the Blue Ribbon."
> 

This isn't a joke, it's a song by Bryan Bowers of Seattle:

THE SCOTSMAN
by Brian Bowers

A Scotsman clad all in a kilt left a bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share
He stumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
And he fumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
   Ring ding diddle iddle I dee oh
   Ring die diddle eye oh
   He fumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built,
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt."
   Ring ding diddle, etc.

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
They lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there, behold! before their eyes, beneath that Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
   Ring ding diddle, etc.

They marveled for a moment, then one said, "We must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
As gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonny star the Scot's kilt did lifted show
   Ring ding diddle, etc.

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
"Och, lad, I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize!"
   Ring ding diddle, etc.
From: demon@demnposs.uucp (Todd Horch)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Letterman Top Ten
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 18:59:02 EDT
Organization: Demonic Possession

rszczerb@handel.helios.nd.edu (Robert Szczerba) writes:

> Does anyone have a collection of Letterman's top ten lists
> they can send me?
> 
He has at least one, and I've heard something about a second book of his
top ten lists out.  I have the first one.  They're great fun when sitting
around in a less than linear mental condition.



/----------------------------------------------------------------------\
|  Lord Demon (aka Todd Horch)    |  demon@demnposs.uucp               |
|---------------------------------|------------------------------------|
|  "Oh look! Rocks!" - The Doctor |  "I have a cunning plan." -        |
|                                 |                        S. Baldric  |
|  "Belgium, man, Belgium!" -     |                                    |
|               Zaphod Beeblebrox |                                    |
\_________________________________|____________________________________/
From: bobk@ESD.3Com.COM (Bob Konigsberg)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: 24 Jul 92 15:10:58 GMT

Here's an old one:

God created Adam and then Eve.  God told Adam that Eve was to be his
companion for life, and that he would be spending a lot of time with
her.  Adam went off into the bushes with Eve and returned shortly asking
"God? What's a headache?"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Cucumbers are better.
From: ajr@phys.canterbury.ac.nz (Andrew Richards)
Date: 27 Jul 92 10:46:05 +1200
Followup-To: ajr@phys.canterbury.ac.nz
Distribution: world
Organization: University of Canterbury, Christchurch, New Zealand.

Could someone mail me the list of,

"Why cucumbers are better (than men)."


Thanks,


Andrew (ajr@phys.canterbury.ac.nz).
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dunne@rtsg.mot.com (Jim Dunne)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: Motorola Inc., Cellular Infrastructure Group
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 16:22:26 GMT


>I've heard of a Theresa Green and a Crystal Ball

   My town had a young beauty queen named Crystal Klir.
From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 16:25:12 GMT
Subject: Re: Re: Agnostics and Athiests - Pascal's Wager
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

In rec.humor, slick@netcom.com (Martin Veneroso) writes:

> I maintain that an agnostic is an atheist without the strength of
> his/her convictions!

Hey, everyone has to believe in something ... I believe I'll have another
drink!

MOON (Very Cool Black Kid):  What's an agnostic?
ME (Very Square White Kid):  Somebody who doesn't know if God exists or not.
MOON:                        That's me!  I guess I don't give a damn!

Hmm, maybe that makes sense after all ... to have strength of convictions you
have to HAVE a conviction in the first place.

Damn, this isn't funny enough and this string is SO college-soph stuffy.  So
on to my favorite Danny Quayle joke:

Saint Peter was at the gates of Heaven when a fellow walked up to him and
said:  "Hello, I'm Albert Einstein, do I have a reservation?"

Saint Peter looked through the golden book and said:  "Of course!  But I
think I need to have some proof that you are really Albert Einstein."

Einstein shrugged and pulled out a pencil and paper; he quickly scribbled out
a physical analysis of multidimensional spacetime analysis that left Saint
Peter dazzled.  "Yes, sir, you must be Albert Einstein -- go right in!"

Later another fellow walked up to him and said:  "Hello, I'm Leonard Bernstein
-- do I get to come in?"

Saint Peter checked the entry and said:  "Well, you're quite the hellraiser,
Mr. Bernstein, but your redeeming works have entitled you to the Kingdom of
Heaven.  But wait -- how do I know you are Leonard Bernstein?"

Bernstein smiled and pulled out a piece of paper; he pulled out a tablet of
paper and wrote a score that left Saint Peter breathless.  "Yes, sir, you
must be Leonard Bernstein -- go right in."

Finally a third man came up to the gate and said:  "Hello, I'm Dan Quayle.
Can I join the club?"

Saint Peter looked in the golden book and hemmed and hawed.  "Well, I guess
I don't see any reason to keep you out.  But wait -- how do I know you are
Dan Quayle?"

"Now wait a minute!" Dan replied. "Why do I have to prove who I am?"

"Well, Albert Einstein and Leonard Bernstein had to."

"WHO?!"

 ...

"Go on in, Dan."


   Wile E. Coyote at the Acme Online Support Organization For The SouthWest
--
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|                               DISCLAIMER                                   |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|   Who cares what I think?  I don't take MYSELF seriously, why should you?  |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Greg Goebel                             NET:     gvg@hpislx                |
| Hewlett-Packard                         HP DESK: gvg(hpislx) / HP0900 / UX |
| MSO Marketing                           PHONE:   Telnet/303 679-3424       |
| POB 301 / MS-CU312 / Loveland CO 80539  FAX:     Telnet/303 679-5957       |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: boggess@flatop.sanders.lockheed.com (Tim Boggess)
Subject: What's the difference between Southern Girls and Northern Girls?
Organization: Lockheed-Sanders - Embedded Processor Center
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 20:02:08 GMT

What's the difference between Southern Girls and Northern Girls?

Northern girls say "You can"
Southern girls say "Ya'll can" 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 00:49:12 GMT

>Part of your argument hinges on the default statement that some people
>believe in a god in the first place.  The atheist states that you religionists
>are pigheaded in attempting to force the deity concept on him, and instead
>wants you to leave him alone, and/or get a life (without a dependancy on an
>external uncontrollable force, etc.) that lives without deity needs.  We might
>laugh at a primitive tribe as they are fearful of their local witch doctor
>as the messenger of their deity, because we "know better" but I fail to see
>the fundamental difference between that society and ours in this particular
>regard.  The atheist refuses to accept blind faith as a pillar of any argument
>and the religionist must accept it.  Thus there is no way a logical argument
>can ever be made for or against religion.  A totally logical person (if any
>exists!) must be either an atheist or a god himself.

(Voice booms out in the background, "And now
 it's time for Church Chat, . . . with the Church Lady.")

"Well, isn't that _special_  . . . cjl?"
 So you and your bulbous naughty parts (BNP),
 all engorged and tingling, don't believe in the
 mighty one, the prince of peace, the big guy?
 I guess you think you're really important, 
 don't you?  Well, I'm gonna say a little prayer
 against you!"

(Voice booms out in the background, "This
 has been Church Chat, with the Church Lady.
 Tune in next week when the Church Lady talks
 with Rob Lowe.")

:-)






From: Bob.Underdown@f1040.n391.z1.FidoNet.Org (Bob Underdown)
Sender: UUCP@p0.f1060.n391.z1.FidoNet.Org
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Stupidity (was Re: That'd Be In The Butt, Bob)
Date: 23 Jul 92 21:35:02 EST

 GG> "Nope, doesn't do it there."  By God, he really IS that dumb, 
 GG> isn't he?
 GG> Mostly blatantly stupid remark I've ever heard, bar none.
 GG> 

You've never listened to any of Dan Qayle's speeches I assume...


 * Origin: The Human Race Is Still In Beta Testing! (1:391/1040.0)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NEEDED: C to Cobol converter
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Wednesday, 29 Jul 1992 13:25:53 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

What's IMHO?


Send it to me.

-- Sal MDSQC@CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: shump@tartarus.uwa.edu.au (Scott Humphries)
Subject: Re: Dyslexic Policeman (was: agnostic insomniac with dyslexia)
Organization: University of Western Australia
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 02:02:23 GMT

johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:

>In article <1992Jul22.153052.11424@Arco.COM> dbgbes@edp.arco.com (Bruce Shellenbaum) writes:

[about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac]

>This is only about the tenth time in the last two weeks someone has posted
>this joke.  

Yeah, good one.  That makes *YOU* the eleventh!!  Why do people like
you bother posting notices like this one?  If you think you're too good
for the network then don't read it.  If someone posts an article on a
subject that's only just been finished with, just accept it, and don't
write them off.  Some of us don't have continuous access to the net, and
if we find something in the interim that we thought was funny, we would
like to be able to post it without being abused.  Your sort of comment
only discourages more-casual users from participating.  "Oh I better not
post this - it might have already been put on."  Is that what you want? 


---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 ,-_|\  Scott Humphries 
/     \ Second Year Computer Science/Electronic Engineering "Student"
*_.--_/ University of Western Australia
     o  
        E-mail     shump@tartarus.uwa.edu.au
        P-mail     2 Filip Way / West Swan / WA 6055 / Australia
        V-mail     +61 9 2744488
       
               "Those who can; do. Those who can't; teach" 
                        (George Bernard Shaw)


PS:  *Don't* say that I'm the twelfth!  I edited it out.
From: lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A book I'd like to see
Date: 26 Jul 92 04:24:40 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

slb3y@cc.usu.edu (Punk Rocketeer) writes:

> Mystery Meat Murders:
> Case of the Cafeteria Killings
> -- 
> Patrick S. Clark | "Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you."
> Email is life!   |  _Can_You_Picture_That?_
> Usual disclaimer |   Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem 


not very appetizing!!!\

--                    
INTERNET:  lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis)
UUCP:   ...!nosc!ryptyde!netlink!lou
NetLink Online Communications * Public Access in San Diego, CA (619) 453-1115
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Radio pranks
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 12:57:39 GMT

disab@autodesk.com (Dave DiSabatino) writes:

>In article <1992Jul22.155312.12758@acuson.com> lawson@aldia.UUCP (Drew Lawson) writes:
>Are you sure the show was not originally live?  It actually wasn't
                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>but here's a primary source.  I have seen this episode of the
>Newlyweds TWICE.  Both must have been repeats as I am fairly young.  I
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 If you saw it twice, then it wasn't live!  Duh!

Show us a tape, and we'll believe you - otherwise shut up.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read"
 -- Joshua Heller (heller2@husc.harvard.edu) on rec.humor.funny
From: dtyler%jt_home.uucp@amber.athena.lkg.dec.com (David Tyler)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Joe Mc. Carthy Joke
Summary: Joke
Keywords: Political Joke
Date: 28 Jul 92 23:43:25 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Totally Disorganized..

What do you get when you cross Joe McCarthy with an insomiac?
_____________________________________________________________

A person who stays up all night wondering if there are communists under his
bed!!!.



("I regret I have only one life to give to my country!"-Nathen Hale.)

=:-) -Next joke comming soon!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: C.B.Tod@massey.ac.nz (C.B. Tod)
Subject: Doctor joke request
Summary: Doctor joke request
Organization: Massey University, Palmerston North, New Zealand
X-Reader: NETNEWS/PC Version 2c
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 01:25:07 GMT

Hi!
Can someone please send me the list of doctor jokes that I was told
was on rec.humor a short while ago
From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Sun, 19 Jul 1992 15:04:29 GMT
Subject: Re: moronic post
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

In rec.humor, osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:

> i need to be flamed. please flame me.

Where's the old flame thrower ... ah ... sssssssssssSSSSSSSSS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSHH!

We aim to please, though maybe a little high and to the right.

   Wile E. Coyote at the Acme Online Support Organization For The SouthWest
--
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|                               DISCLAIMER                                   |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|   Who cares what I think?  I don't take MYSELF seriously, why should you?  |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Greg Goebel                             NET:     gvg@hpislx                |
| Hewlett-Packard                         HP DESK: gvg(hpislx) / HP0900 / UX |
| MSO Marketing                           PHONE:   Telnet/303 679-3424       |
| POB 301 / MS-CU312 / Loveland CO 80539  FAX:     Telnet/303 679-5957       |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
From: xsguest@ncratl.AtlantaGA.NCR.COM (xsguest)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:06:32 GMT
Organization: NCR Engineering and Manufacturing Atlanta -- Atlanta, GA

<1992Jul21.011852.15295@ultb.isc.rit.edu>      
<1992Jul21.130610.24704@news.columbia.edu>
<MICHAEL.92Jul21164834@adriaan.bu.edu>

In the San Antonio phone book about 10 years ago, there was an entry for:

Rumproast, Weldon (the 4th!). 

Saw it on That's Incredible! Since I lived in S.A., I quickly verified their
story.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Parrot Talk
From: Dion_Murphy@kcbbs.gen.nz (Dion Murphy)
Date: 27 Jul 92 02:15:58 GMT
Organization: Kappa Crucis Unix BBS, Auckland, New Zealand

What about the guy that bought a talking parrot but try as he might 
he couldn't get the parrot to say anything. Three weeks of polly,pretty 
polly and all that stuff went on before he decided to take it back to 
the store.
On the way there they passed a construction site.  The pparrot looked 
up and saw a load of bricks fall from the top floor of the building
"Look Out!!!" the parrot screamed.
The guy just stood there
"Did you say something he asked as the bricks fell on him and killed 
him.
The parrot returned to the store
"Dumb human, he said." Spends three weeks trying to make me talk and 
when I do he doesn't listen."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Friday, 31 Jul 1992 16:37:12 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

In article <1992Jul31.140557.22861@wam.umd.edu>, ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
says:
>>> >GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ... AMERICANS KILL PEOPLE!
>>> >-leon.
>>> No no no no no.  Try again.
>>> GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ... BULLETS DO.
>>> (unless you want to pistol whip someone really hard...:-)
>>> Neil
>>No.  GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE...PEOPLE WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE.
>>or
>>GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE...DEATH DOES.
>Fatal events are the leading cause of death
>-ara
Nope, _Birth_ is the leading cause of death!
-Sal
From: MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Engineer Jokes
Date: 27 Jul 92 19:57:58 GMT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

I'm looking for any sort of engineer jokes, sayings, phrases, advise or
somesuch. Please e-mail them to me, and I will post them. On the other
hand, be a rebel and post them yourself. I'll most likely get those too
of course, I could hate you just for your selfishness and firebomb your
house in my spare time.

       Thanks in advance to all you love muffins (what??)k;aldjf fdag;lafhga sd
asldfkj;asdfkjjk

        Ouch! Damn cat on the keyboard again. Can read shakespeare, you know!

        -- Sal "I _AM_ THE ORIGINAL FUBAR!!!" Desiano
Xref: sparky rec.humor:24833 alt.sex:25426
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.sex
Subject: Re: Notty Limerix
Date: 29 Jul 92 23:01:24 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:

> In article <2774@perl-sun.dwrsun4.UUCP> perl@dwrsun4.UUCP (Robert Perlberg) w
> >In article <9z=m4#l.tyger@netcom.com>, tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle
> >> Alas, he can't even take credit for writing most of them....they're from
> >> 101 dirty limericks...forget the author.
> >
> >I'm not sure if this is the same book I'm thinking of, but I once saw a
> >compendium of dirty limericks written by (believe it or not) Isaac
> >Asimov!
> 
> Oh gosh, I haven't the foggiest! Anyone else help out on this one?
> 
> >Robert Perlberg
> 
>   Tyger ( My copy is 400 miles away)
> 
> 
> -- 
>       Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
>       tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
>                             But you can make decisions too
>       A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
>  
>                        
>         

Try "The Sensuous Dirty Old Man" by Dr. A.

--                    
INTERNET:  tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
UUCP:   ...!ryptyde!netlink!tumidity
NetLink Online Communications * Public Access in San Diego, CA (619) 453-1115
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Mother Nature <gaea@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: FUNNY NAMES
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 19:33:12 GMT

M16585@mwvm.mitre.org writes:
>Well, I've met a Major who's name was Major Major, yes that made him Major
>Major Major.
>Also I knew a Major(as in rank)Brocolli -- I don't think he's done very well
>in the Bush Administration.
> 
>Didn't meet, but it is definitely his name---Kermie Kermit
> 
>Amazing what people name their kids.

How about "Charlumbous Charlumbous" (sp?). It usually worked out to Charlie
Charlumbous, though. He was in my class in junior highschool.

Gaea
gaea@zooid.guild.org
From: MaxDemon@cup.portal.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sexist male-chauvanist pigs !
Date: 25 Jul 92 04:48:35 GMT

Now I get it!  BIFF is some female with PMS!  d-:

Maxwell's Demon
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: MESSAGE FOR WOMEN
Followup-To: /dev/null
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 15:04:01 GMT

In article <10180@disc.dla.mil> iqr0028@disc.dla.mil (Robin Szwec) writes:
>
>
>A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control.  She is measured
>by the way her body curves or doesn't curve, by where she is flat or straight
>or round.  She is measured by 36-24-36 and inches and ages and numbers, by all
>the outer things that don't ever add up to who she is on the inside, and
>so if a woman is to be measured, let her be measured by the things she can 
>control, by who she is and who she is trying to become, because as every 
>woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.

Now THAT'S funny!

-- 
Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aj064@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Frederick S. Hance)
Subject: joke (maybe offensive)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 19:17:57 GMT


 Q: Why does a tampon have a string?
























 A: So it can floss after eating.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sam aj064 (local)


 DDDDDD   EEEEEEE MMM     MMM OOOOOOOO LL    AAAAAAAA YYY   YYY
 DD   DD  EE      MMM     MMM OOO  OOO LL    AAA  AAA YYY   YYY
 DD    DD EEEEE   MM M   M MM OOO  OOO LL    AAAAAAAA  YYYYYYY
 DD   DD  EE      MM  M M  MM OOO  OOO LL    AAA  AAA    YYY
 DDDDDD   EEEEEEE MM   M   MM OOOOOOOO LLLLL AAA  AAA    YYY


a.k.a Super Steward
e-mail me about DeMolay
From: venkates@frankel.hep.upenn.edu (Pax)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: probably heard this one.
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:56:19 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania, Physics Department


Q How do you prevent the stork from bringing the baby home ?

A Shoot it in the air.
Newsgroups: rec.humor