HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Carasso's departure -- the untold story
Date: 13 Aug 92 12:51:17 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: rdc@netcom.com's message of 11 Aug 92 02:23:33 GMT


Roger's version:

> The Summer before I started USC, I got a job at an Expert Systems
> company in LA.  I've been working there ever since.
> 
> I live with my girlfriend of 9 months in Culver City, in West LA.  I
> drive an 86 Toyota Corolla.  In March we are going to Israel for a few
> months.




					Cognitive Dynamics, Inc.
					Natural Language Group

					Internal memo -- Do not circulate

					From:	Dr. David Jackson
					To: 	Roger Carasso
					Subject: Abject disappointment
					Date: 	August 5, 1992



Roger,

I am very disappointed.

I take you in, a reject from Berkeley.  I give you a good job as a research
programmer.  I treat you as one of my own sons.  Better, even.
Look at what I did for you:

- I got you hired in spite of your recommendations.  I managed to convince the
  head of personnel that the phrase "sociopathic troublemaker of zero promise"
  could have a positive connotation.

- I had to teach you Lisp.  I had to teach you Prolog.
  I had to teach you to use a urinal without getting your pants soaked.

- I managed to convince the head of security that there was a good reason why
  a research programmer would be sitting in his car in the Cognitive Dynamics
  parking lot inhaling out of whipped cream cans.  It didn't help that you
  were laughing uncontrollably during the explanation.

  (By the way, Roger, they've begun searching my briefcase now whenever
  I come in.  They never did that before.)

- Twice I persuaded the site administrator to reinstate your account,
  explaining that you probably left yourself logged in and somebody
  played a prank by posting vmunix to every known newsgroup from your
  account.  TWICE.  The third time he wouldn't return my calls.

- I paid for a Netcom account so you could have net access again.  God knows
  why, Roger.  Nobody on the Internet takes you seriously any more.
  (For that matter, no one with the initials "RDC" anywhere on the net is taken
  seriously, thanks to you.)

- I signed your requisition for a high speed drill set, "for special-purpose
  cable installation", you told me.  Later I find you in your office
  practicing amateur dentistry on squirrels.

- I bailed you out after you got caught selling a baggie full of
  pencil shavings to that off-duty cop.  

- You talked me into sending you to AAAI in San Jose as part of your
  professional training.  I found out later that you spent the time at some
  "FAX BOB" party and never even registered at the conference.

This is the last straw, Roger.  This is the end of the line.
You turn in your last timecard on Friday.

---- Dr. D. Jackson


PS.  And before you go, please return my door.
     No, I didn't see you take it.  Just return it, no questions asked.
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hello?
Date: 12 Aug 92 16:29:26 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

Some twit:
|For what you read is who you are
|Here  in the talk.bizarre


I think you misread the label directions.

What you read is.

What you post, is what you become.

mr HEINOUS
turn into a cloud
and drift back home
if the wind will blow
me there
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: NUKE WESTWOOD NOW
Followup-To: poster
Date: 15 Aug 1992 23:06:01 -0700
Organization: Coalition for a Bruin-Free Gene Pool
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

WARNING: if you do NOT give a toss about UCLA and USC's crosstown rivalry,
hit "n" now.

In article <1992Aug15.203121.11912@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>In article <l87egtINNioh@girtab.usc.edu> rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>>Define 'real'.
>In reference to Schools
>REAL: UCLA
>NOT REAL:  Ron's School

UGLY Eat My Shorts.

So tell me, Small Jim, how much can UCLA do with Wilson's IOUs?


5150
membership has its privileges, and so do private schools

(getting the ol' school spirit riled up for the upcoming football season...
	we will CRUSH the Bruins Yet Again)
From: mncmic02@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: re: LIFE IS A TRAFFIC CIRCLE
Date: 14 Aug 92 08:31:09 GMT
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <1992Aug13.095529.202358@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, hstsha01@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
> article <g73m7hh.richh@netcom.com>, richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>> 
>> Fuck you Tommy Cochrane.
>> 
>> RICHH
> YEP AND DEATH IS A STOP STREET

umm....

i like traffic lights

-gus
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Date: 17 Aug 1992 20:20:31 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

In article <1992Aug17.134751.24740@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?

No fair.  Gooley can't answer this question w/o cheating.

>oh, and men...no votes for your sisters, please.

What about our mothers?


5150
where the hell IS gooley, anyhow?
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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Wishing
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 16:50:04 GMT

I wish I could killfile all articles that contain the combination 'oe' anywhere
in their body.  I mean, by this point I'd rather vote for Dan Quayle(assuming
that I was given an American Citizenship or whatever was necessary)than hear
another allusion to his famous misspelling.  Not that I'd want an American
Citizenship anyway.

[Anyone want to do a proxy vote for me?]

Of course, that would get rid of all references to poetry as well, which makes
it, in a word, ideal.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho[No 'e', dammit!])
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Moody Blues:The Other Side of Life
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
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From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: say YES to drugs
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 23:41:10 GMT
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom
Keywords: pus gooley rdc cj

It's really terrifying what penicillin has done to the gene pool.
-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: boulder blues
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 05:05:10 GMT


In a previous article, ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana Stern) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>> I am in Boulder, Colorado.

 ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu -- anagram (@=s)
*******************************************
    Sarcaso: a wacki, luni dude!!
*******************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Re: Re: <None>
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 06:20:50 GMT

In article <l8ichaINN54h@male.EBay.Sun.COM> tvh@sandman.EBay.Sun.COM (Terry Haynes (Nite Knight)) writes:
>> talk.bizarre at it's best.  These posts were probably all by the same 
person.
>> 
>Definitly a case of hostile schizophrenia ...
>
>Rememeber when your schizophenic your never alone.

Make mine a double phenol with no ice or Eye'll dismemeber you.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.wavey-davey
From: bower@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Tyson Bower)
Subject: Re: Bizarre Happening
Summary: Things found in naughty places. 
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark
Distribution: na 
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 18:00:22 GMT


You people consider a telephone receiver bizarre?  Odd at best.
Ask Uncle Cecil.

Try these for size...

"...a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a 9-inch zucchini,
countless dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model complete
with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-inch water
bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large bottle cap,
numerous other bottles, a 3.5-inch Japanese float ball, an 11-inch
carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt
frosted bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, four rubber balls, 72
jewler's saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time,
although 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight,
an apple, an onion, a plastic toothbrush package, two bananas,
a frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed), a 10-inch length
of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and central rod, a
plantain encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey bottle
with a cord attached, a teacup, an oil can, a 6 x 5-inch tool
box weighing 22 ounces, a 6-inch stone weighing two pounds (in
the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction),
a baby powder can, a test tube, a ballpoint pen, a peanut
butter jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bicycle inner tube,
sewing needles, a flashlight, a half-filled tobacco pouch, a turnip,
a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a carborundum
grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers
and glasses, a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of
a sink, and so on."

He also tells a tale of a man who was "feeling depressed" and shoved
a lighted firecracker up his ass.  

I just read t.b when I'm depressed....geez....
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Looking for a place to live in Boston
Date: 14 Aug 92 21:55:51 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN ALT.PERSONALS slk3s@cc.usu.edu writes:

)Female graduate student, 23, going to Harvard GSD, is looking for a
)place to live in Boston this fall, preferably within walking/biking
)distance to Harvard.  Would like to rent or share apartment/house.
)Please send responses to this address or call (801) 750-3748 from 9-5
)Mountain time and ask for Elisabeta.

OK, Gooley, Here's The Plan:

1) Apply to Harvard as an undergrad, or a grad, in some easy major.
2) Get accepted.  I can help if you want.  I can write a recommendation.
3) Get a *one* bedroom apartment near Harvard.
4) Bingo!  Bonko.


Carasso "has backup Plan B"


-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cycling silverio
Distribution: world
Date: 21 Aug 92 23:07:59 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <9208210229.AA00702@helium> dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

>Nope.  Nor are they the only males who know what obvious handholds make
>it fun to ride behind ones girlfriend on a motorbike.

>Kent, the man from xanth.

Messing with those "handholds" is the quickest way to plow the bike.

--

"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
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From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 01:44:36 GMT

---
dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
|Sho claims that smoking is self destructive, and that
|self-destructiveness is not equivalent to stupidity, and seeks thereby
|to counter my claim that smoking among the t.b crowd is stupidity.

[...]
|Ignoring information that can save ones life, that has been present and
|loudly apparent so long as one has been alive, and allowing oneself to
|become addicted thereby, and making rationalizations thereafter for not
|taking steps to break that addiction, is stupidity.  No kinder term will
|do.

You utterly, completely, and totally missed the point.

Sho knows all this.  Sho is manifestly non-stupid.  
He smokes because he is self-destructive.  

Self-destructive impulses strike without regard to the 
intelligence of the victim, though I agree with Starcap'n 
that they tend to hit the intelligent harder than the stupid.

Self-destruction has nothing to do with intelligence.
It's a completely orthogonal property.

---
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com	C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"Allow me to say that the arguments with which you have supported this
extraordinary application have been as frivolous as the application was
misjudged.  You have widely mistaken my character, if you think I can be
worked on by such persuasions as these."  Jane Austen
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: annoyance
Organization: t.b
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 18:42:51 GMT

heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
> sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes...
> >Ho ho hah haahhahah ha *snort* ha!
> >Oh, gawd, John.  That was hilarious!
> >Teach me how to have a good sense of humor, John!
> 
> Sorry, after that follow-up, I'm afraid it's hopeless.

     I guess you're right, John.  I do find
your articles a lot funnier than Sho's.  In
fact, I'm laughing my ass off.

> HEIM'S LAW OF TALK.BIZARRE ETIQUETTE: Everyone is fair game in t.b

     HEIM'S LAW my (laughed off) ass.  If you
weren't such a fucking newbie you would already
know everyone is fair game in t.b.  And you
wouldn't be culling the newsgroup for
submissions to rec.humor.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: uk.telecom,talk.bizarre
Subject: Obscure and ridiculous fact Number Two (was: National Code Change)
Date: 13 Aug 92 11:27:20 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,uk.telecom
Organization: Bugs-R-Us



In article <1992Aug12.131357.11891@cl.cam.ac.uk> rf@cl.cam.ac.uk (Robin
Fairbairns) writes:

#  Obscure and ridiculous fact: when last I looked, +44 444 444444 (a
#  Haywards Heath number) was still unallocated.

Obscure and ridiculous fact Number Two

A friend of a friend had a telephone number of the form 01-xxx 1xxx.  If
you covered up the initial 0, what was left was the dates of the birth
and death of Lord Nelson.  In consequence, if you forgot his telephone
number, you could find it on the back of an English five pound note. 

-- Ken "historian" Johnson         <--  Anybody know of anyone born in 1343 and
                                        dying in 6331?


-- 
////  Advice to dieters:          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////    Never eat more than       ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
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////               -- Miss Piggy  ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I Resolve...
Date: 16 Aug 1992 15:26:17 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu

... not to make any more stupid resolutions.


5150
i had a great post, but i forgot what it was
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From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: My brunch w/ St. Terri & Mark Lippert
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 06:11:41 GMT

In article <63830@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>
>: I take it that she didn't show you the picture up her dress of her
>: panties that I took with her camera?
>
>Yes. but Does She Take It In The Mouth[tm] ?

it all depends on the size, you know.

instamatic, 35mm, disc, or brownie?

m

the real question is can she reload film with her tongue.
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Our attitude towards homosexuality
Summary: not so great need
Date: 14 Aug 92 15:43:37 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

rdc@netcom.com (Neub E. Imegront) writes:
>                  DUE TO POPULAR AND STRONG DEMAND
>                I CALL FOR THE IMMEDIATE CREATION OF
>                        ALT.WANTED.HINDU.GAY


Don't forget alt.hindu.gay.married
for those ostracized Bengali's

Matt
would like to moderate alt.hindu.mcdonalds.BigMac.burgerfetish
as a public service, of course
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: I like hot women who wear the following! 
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 20:16:29 GMT

> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
>
>In article <!_5mdlq.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com writes:
>|IN ALT.PERSONALS jfcst7+@pitt.edu (Joseph F Castagnino) writes:
>|)Hello I am posting because I am looking for sexy women who like high heels,
>|)and or boots.  And also like leather clothing. If this describes you and you
>|)would like to find out more about me give me a buzz.
>
>|HOW ABOUT IT CJ?
>
>Nope.  Pity fucks only, for virgins only.

Cj, Cj, cj, dont you know ANYTHING?

If they are posting to a.p trying to get laid, they are well deserving of
a pity pity fuck, and probably a virgin as well.

But I still think you should bag gooley, just so someone can say it was done.

-r


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From: dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews)
Subject: Re: THE DAN QUAYLE DICTIONARY
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Santa Clara Division
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 16:12:32 GMT

>>Has anyone else noticed that whenever someone uses the word "potato" on
>>the net these days, they *always* make some kind of reference to
>>Quayle's gaffe?

>Noe.

Here in Idahoe, we see it all the time.  But it's Iowa, isn't it, that is the
famous potatoe state?  Noe, wait, that's ohioe.  Noe, wait again, that's here!
in Idahoe!  I guess it's fitting, isn't it?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 21:23:30 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <1992Aug17.134751.24740@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com writes:

> 
> which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?
> 
> c 
> oh, and men...no votes for your sisters, please.

	gee, uh, uhhmmm, hmmmm. if my voice was not cracking so badly now
	i would have to say you primarily because you seem quite spunky. 


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From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Voting to make a difference
Date: 13 Aug 92 19:58:09 GMT
Organization: University of Central Florida

dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

>Roger David Carasso claims that _his_ voting doesn't make a difference,
>although everyone else's apparently does. Wrong!

>Can't place the reference, either Scientific American's Mathematical
>Recreations column, or Douglass Hofstadter's _The Mind's I_, are the
>best bets, but the whole point of the exercise is that each of us must
>consider ourselves as a statistical sample of one, the only sample
>available.

Let me just add that it was in Hofstadter's column "Metamagical Themas",
titled _Superrationality_.

I would also like to add that this is not in any way bizarre.

What is bizarre is that I registered to vote just on
the off chance that I might meet a woman while serving
jury duty.

Mark

"I got your statistical sample of one _right here_"
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: A Gathering of Great Minds
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 20:53:39 GMT


Oooo, what IS it?
Kill it.
What? thats always your solution, kill it. hmmph. for all we know, the damn
thing may be dead already.
If we kill it, we can cut it open and look inside.
Hey look, it moved!
It did not, that was him moving it.
Well maybe it is dead
And if not,we should kill it. What if its carrying some deadly disease.
Then I guess we're all fucked.
Yeah, man, so lets KILL IT.

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From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: I have one extra ticket for the They Might Be Giants show tonite
X-Board-Quote: I will not spank others
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Bcc: osa
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 00:01:16 GMT
Comments: The best laid plans of mice and men... are all filed away somewhere


I, osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Oktay S. Ahiska) write:

I> I have an extra ticket for the They Might Be Giants show at Avalon,
I> (Boston MA) tonight at 7pm.  I paid $20 for it, but the first one to
I> send me e-mail or call me at 603-862-4335 (leave msg if nobody
I> answers) gets it for $15. 

Mark Schnitzius, Kevin's evil twin <schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu> writes:

Mark> Pathetic.  I see Oktay is trying to get people to pay attention
Mark> to him in more subtle ways than putting 'Send me mail send me
Mark> mail send me mail' in his .sig.  Making up stories now!  Get a
Mark> life, man!

Incidentally, this happens to be an honest ad.  I got two tickets, but
someone whose name I won't mention didn't think much of the group, and
I wasn't made aware of that decision until saturday morning, and hence
I was both mad and desperate.  I tried everything, including this ad.
But nothing worked. I cursed all the time on the way to Boston, sold
the ticket to one of the thousands of unfortunate people who neglected
to purchase a ticket, enjoyed the show, cursed all the time on the way
back.  It was one of the best shows I've seen of late.  They were
great.  I particularly liked the "stomp the band" part where they did
a cover of The Go-Go's "We Got The Beat."  (I regretted not yelling
"Jesus Built My Hotrod" when they were taking requests.)  But a
wonderful evening was spoiled for no reason.

Now that you know everything, and pity me, I'd like to hear your ideas
on how I should take revenge on whats-her-name.  Please be creative,
but don't be gross -- I have a weak stomach. 

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
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