From: abbst@vms.cis.pitt.edu
Newsgroups: alt.feminism
Subject: Re: My School's Sleaziest Scoundrel
Date: 12 Oct 92 18:58:01 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

In article <92279.022349ROWHC@CUNYVM.BITNET>, ROWHC@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:

> Now let me tell you about Fernando.

This is a joke, right?  You meant to post to alt.sex.stories, but by
mistake you ended up posting here?

No?  This is "for real"?  I can feel my leg being pulled from here!

> Ultimately, he wound up with a girlfriend, one of the many "hookers"

Oh, I see!  YOU'RE JEALOUS!  He can get laid and you can't.

> voted him out, and he joined the yearbook office upstairs. That room
> became his harem.

Even though you fools can't control him, women still like him.  Because
they hang around him, you're green with envy!

> I watched, as six police officers beat the shit out of this girl
> handcuffed to her bed, calling her "fucking bitch," because she
> wanted to go home.

Watch out!  Fernando is powerful.  He can control the police!  You are weak.
You stood around and let six cops handcuff her and beat her?  Why didn't
you stand up like A MAN and stop it?

> Now I bet you're wondering how women can be so stupid. 

You sound like a sexist pig.

> So I asked these women a while back, how they can tolerate his presence,
> let alone allow him to use the space to exploit other women. Their
> answer was so pathetic, I won't even dignify it by posting it here.

I'll bet they say "He's better than you".

> Since Fernando is a jerk, occasionally he has to step out. He began
> coming back into my office for a few minutes at a time. I'm not a hostile
> person, preferring to wait until I'm raging mad, so I tolerate his brief
> visits despite what I know about him. 

In other words, you're a wimp.

> Finally, a friend of mine answers and tells me what is going on.
> "No, that can't be. Put her on the phone." I say to her, "Are you
> fucking Fernando in the loft?" But she denies it. I warn her that this
> would be a terrible mistake, that he has a "bad reputation."

"But she denies it?".  What does she owe you?  She should have told you
to go to hell.  It's none of your business who she chooses to have sex with.

> Now there is a lot of hostility, direspect and disgust directed at this girl.
> She really thinks she can take care of herself, but she obviously cannot.
> Talk rages on for hours at end, and while I disdain gossip, what can I do?

Try minding your own business.

> bragged to me about, then this invasion of my own staff, and I'm perfectly
> livid. 

Yea, it's terrible when some OTHER guy raids YOUR HAREM!

> The girl has to go, nobody can stand her sight anymore. 

This must be a joke posting.  Nobody could be this much of a moron!

> Nothing
> personal, it is simply unforgivable to stoop so low as to fuck this guy,

Yea.  Especially when she will not "fuck" you.


> The men just want to pommel this guy into oblivion. Ten, twenty, thirty
> guys. 

But they're all pussies.


> The women have no voice, no power, no interest. 

They like him.


> But the men know
> that this can't go on...if the women of our school won't take a stand,
> then we'll just have to stand up on their behalf.

How noble of you!


> I rule out the violence thing, 

Read: He's bigger than all of us put together.


> After a long talk with the
> Yearbook editor, she fails to see what I'm driving at. She can't understand
> why he's a problem 

Isn't that amazing!  It's a good thing you're on duty to protect her from
herself.


> "Imagine what it would be like
> for you if I decided to make life hell for you, with my office downstairs
> to use as a base for my activities."

In your wildest wet dreams, little boy.


> It dawns on me that this woman represents
> a leadership vacuum. She might have to go too, replaced by a strong person
> who can stand up to injustice and recognize abberrant behavior.

It's too bad that this isn't Germany and the date isn't 1930.


> He has a cache
> of ammunition stored in his drawer at the yearbook office. This ammo was
> discovered by me one night while looking for a pot to cook some spaghetti
> in. 

Yea, we were searching through Fernando's desk looking for some porno, err,
pots, yea, that's it!  POTS!  I always cook spaghetti with POTS from Ferd's
desk.  Doesn't everybody?

Wanna learn to goose-step?


> Ousting Fer is just ten percent of the battle. Fer is not the problem,
> it is the behavior he displays and its tolerance by men, women and
> administrators that really bites. What can be done to drive this issue
> home into the mids of our students? Why are women so fucking submissive?!?

Don't you mean, "Why can't I get laid?  I'm a NICE GUY".


Yea, your posting's a real laugh.  It's the best "story" I've read in a long
time.  Try it in soc.singles or alt.sex.  Make sure to mark it "fiction",
'cause if this IS your real life, you're the biggest loser I've ever met.

Al
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