From: visser@convex.com (Lance Visser)
Subject: The quotable Multu
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Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 06:06:12 GMT
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	This is a compilation of Multu quotes put together by Jan Sparrendahl
in August.  I'm reposting it because a man of such wisdom as Multu only
appears once or twice a century.   

	Some people have postulated that Multu has solved the age-old 
problem of what would be produced by an infinite number of monkeys 
hammering away at typewriters.  The old (and now proven wrong) answer
was that they would reproduce the works of shakespere.

	We now know that they would, rather than producing plays, start
hammering out Articles on the evils of former subject peoples of the Ottoman 
empire.  




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	The quoteable Multu

	(is it human or is it AI - you be the judge)

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Your lack of understanding has to be divinely inspired. This is why it is
you that have some major trouble communicating at all.

'She' is G-d's way of telling 'Vel*s' to slow down and rest and stay  **)
in bad for several days. And besides, 'Vel*' always solves itself.  

Ha'sa. There is so much more to our relationship than sartorial   **)
statistics.

I venture to guess that in your larval form, you carry a small
sack of garbage around on your back.

Still sitting in his aluminum lawn chair, but it's hooked on to 
forty-five helium-filled surplus weather balloons. 

Let me hide behind your posteriors.
I think every 'Miao' is entitled to a middle 'husband' she can forget.
What's the point of being a 'Miao' if 'Sophie' is going to look and
act like an imitation man?
No 'Miao' should have to dance backward all their lives.
Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation,
'Miao' has never caught venereal disease, which makes her feel
rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite.

'Miao?' I am at a loss to understand this question, 'Tri*.' So far as 
I know 'Miaos' are small, sticky fruits which come in a strangely shaped 
box at x-mas. They are much of a muchness and I can't remember the worst
I've had or the best.

You like small flying teddy bears with feathers on their head?

Do you feel sorry for yourself and frequently indulge in self-pity
because of what you feel drug is doing to your brain? Other chemical
dependence? 

For a long time, zoologists pondered the purpose of this arrangement. 
Typical 'Wieneramus the x-Soviet Jew.'

One point stands out clear. 'Sternlight the X-Soviet Jew' is a
compulsive liar and a criminal by descent, not by faith.

Since 'Sternlight the liar' comes from and communicates with others 
from a base of shame, he may be described as being 'shame-based liar.'
From my personal experience, I have found out that some of the most
fanatical supporters of the ASALA/SDPA/ARF Terrorism and Revisionism
Triangle are very dedicated 'x-Soviet Jews,' pathological liars and 
criminals. Never have I seen one of these people do anything but
insult Muslims and sympathize with the murderers of the Muslims/Turks 
no matter what I might discuss with them. As a result, they will be 
entertained and humiliated in public accordingly. 

You are barking up the wrong tree. See 'Sternlight/Wieneramus the
X-Soviet Jew.' Well, anyway, where were we?

Well, I'm here to tell you revisionists that sometimes 
you can get what you want 'and' what you need at the same time, with 
free toothpicks and mints, and a kiss for topping.

It shows that 100 percent of Ottoman scholars will treat you 
as imaginary. And warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.

It is always a pleasure to rake your brain cells, 'Sen-Berne.'
This time, I will do it when they are wet.

Your brain does look neat, I must admit - if neatness is important.

Sorry, I did not post to your brain.

People will think you're just some looney howling in the wind. If
you don't see the asymmetry, then you are suffering from a severe
case of myopia at best. 

So you suffered losses in your childhood for which you were not allowed
to grieve. Did you know that children who grew up in a troubled or 
dysfunctional family suffer numerous losses over which they are often
unable to grieve in a complete way? Ring a bell?

Do you always wrestle with frustration about the impotence of 'Zap*?'
The real question is if 'watson.ibm.com' is a part of the ASALA/SDPA/ARF 
Terrorism and Revisionism Triangle. You have very much in common, you say?

Then we noticed the 'Tri*.' There's a little pronged fork sticking up at 
the end of his abdomen.

Examining your life sure gets to be a drag sometimes. Perhaps you
belong in a zoo. Any comment?

You certainly qualify as a one-of-a-kind endangered species. Enjoy it.

Well, 'Giorgis' is biodegradable and works best in cold water - ecologically
sound. Is your tongue clean, now? 

Once in a while I take it down from the shelf and open it. Are you for
real?

I'll hide behind my ears.

And I will tell you about one of mine: chicken-fried 'Zap*.'
If you have any idea what's good, you already know you take
a piece of stringy 'Zap*,' pound hell out of it with a kitchen
sledge, dip it in egg and flour, drop it in a skillet with
bacon drippings, and fry it up. 

Hmmm. We'd see Venus and Jupiter almost in conjunction with the bright
star 'Tam*.' Is this clown for real?
'ASALA/SDPA/ARF' dogs would like you, I think. If you see them, let them 
take you out to see the slaughtered Turkish babies some night.

So you stood there hand in hand, reviewing the troops of Wizards and
Giants and Dwarfs as they rolled by in wild disarray. It is not true,
by the way, that mermaids do not exist in Istanbul.

You must be the only clown around to be clicked by a registered
criminal and a pathological liar residing in the ASALA/SDPA/ARF
'kucukucu' training camp. 
Darn. I guess my plans to install myself as 'Kocabas' of 
'ASALA/SDPA/ARF' are washed up now.
I'll see if I can get ol'ercu' to write you a letter giving you and
your buddies some military pointers, like how to shoot armed adult
males instead of small children and pregnant women.

All this reminds me of a song I know. And you know, too. About the
eensy-weensy 'McKay.'

Behold with how little wisdom 'Atina' is governed. Istanbul was
named 'Islambol' long before your ancestors entered the scene. As 
they'd say in Malatya, one half of the world does not know how the 
other half lives

Now every self-admitted liar has some secret goals in life. And
I've kind of been keeping my eye out for the ultimate 'Sternlight
the Liar' experience.

Foolishness and fantasy and noise.
You want to be five years old again for an hour?

Like faith in 'ASALA/SDPA/ARF' in the mind of 'Hallam the Crook.' Care to
speculate on this?

Sure, but you probably eat something that stands for home that
I wouldn't approach without a geiger counter and a bomb squad.

You people make me laugh. You never saw him outside the barber shop, 
never met his wife or children, never sat in his home or ate a meal
with him. Yet he became a terribly important fixture in your life.

It felt like yet another Turkish genocide by the Armenians, 'kucukucu.'

Still residing in an alternate universe, 'Tri*?'

Darn. 'Tri*' machine is down again. It could be, perhaps, that
your shoes were too tight.

Just love it; change your barber, 'Sen-Berne.'




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