From: Cliff Chaput <chaput@ils.nwu.edu>
Subject: Catch Phrase Catalog v1.1
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Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 17:37:26 GMT

Well, here it is, the MST3K Catch Phrase Catalog v1.1.  Once again, I 
consider a catch phrase to be a phrase used repeatedly (in multiple 
episodes) with little or no variations.  For this reason I've been 
avoiding internal show references (e.g., "TOR-TURE" from _Teenagers from 
Outer Space_), and thematic phrases (like the various whining Lucy 
quotes).  Perhaps I'm being too exclusionary.  "What do you, the viewers 
at home, think?"

Thanks to everybody who contributed catch phrases and their sources, both 
via news and email.  Keep 'em coming.

MST3K Catch Phrase Catalog v1.1 - 9/10/92

"It is balloon!" (F Troop)
"A planet where apes evolved from men?" (Planet of the Apes)
"You did it!  You finally did it, you damn dirty apes!" (Planet of the
Apes)
"Football practice!" (Shocker)
"Tonight on Emergency 911", a la Shatner (Emergency 911)
"I am Kirok!" (Star Trek, TOS)
"Spock!  Spock!" (Star Trek, TOS)
"You *will* bow down before me!" (Superman)
"My mother was a saint!" (Public Enemy #1)
"Don't you do it!" (An Officer and a Gentleman)
"I got nowhere else to go!" (An Officer and a Gentleman)
"It's my way or the highway." (Roadhouse)
"Hurts, don't it?  Tell your friends." (Roadhouse)
"I *WILL* kill him!" (Dune)
"I'm Batman" (Batman)
"I'm made of liquid metal.", a la Ahnold (T2)
"Works every time."
"McCloud!!!"
"By this time my lungs were aching for air." (Sea Hunt)
"It's hot and it hurts and stuff." (Bactine commercial)
"Oh, the pain, the pain..." (Lost In Space)
"It puts the lotion on its skin." (Silence of the Lambs)
"I will harm you!" (Joe Besser)
"I'm going to give you such a pinch!" (Joe Besser)
"Saigon.  I can't believe I'm still in Saigon." (Apocolypse Now)
"The horror!  The horror!" (Apocolypse Now)
"Hooker's a good cop!" (TJ Hooker)
"What's that, boy?  Daddy's hurt?  Down in deadrock canyon?"  (Lassie)
"Am I a CLOWN?!  Do I AMUSE YOU?!" (GoodFellas)
"Do you find me pleasing?  Do I please you?" (Star Trek, TOS)
"What would McGyver do?"
"Animels vill be bred und SLAUGHTERED!" (Dr. Strangelove)
"Tonight, on a very special Trapper John, MD"
"I'm a Grimwald Warrior!"
"Warriors, come out and play!"
"Look into your heart!" (Miller's Crossing)
"Charlie, they took my thumbs!" (The Pope of Greenwich Village)
"Join us!"
"Hi-Keeba!"
"Gymkata!" (Gymkata)
"Huzzah!"
"Fisher!"
"Mazola corn goodnness..."
"Do you want to go faster?  (Yea!)  Raise your hands if you want to
	go faster!  (Yea!)"
"Faster, pussycat, kill, kill!"
"Saaaaaaay!"
"You've broken ape law." (Planet of the Apes)
"I had Jello today."
"Does this bug you?  I'm not touching you."
"Don't look at me!  Don't you look at me!  Mommy!  MOMMY!"  (Blue Velvet)
"N Y P D" (NYPD)
"Just shakin' the bushes, boss."  (Cool Hand Luke)
"Xanadu, stately home of Charles Foster Kane.  Cost, no one can say."  
	(Citizen Kane)
"Welcome to Death Valley Days.  The driver is either missing or he's
dead."
	(Ronald Reagan, Death Valley Days)
"You die Joe!"
"I'm huge!"
"I'm dead now.  Please don't smoke." (Yul Brenner, ALA commercial)
"He is one wierd mamma jamma."


Cliff Chaput                   | "The scribes on all the people shove
Institute of Learning Sciences |  and bawl alliegence to the state.
Northwestern University        |  But those who love the greater love
chaput@ils.nwu.edu             |  lay down thier lives; they do not hate"
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