HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: beelzebub
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 05:47:28 GMT

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:


>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  writes:
>> >Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
>> >objects?
>> um.... its a present. For my wife. Its her birthday tomorrow.
>> You know it is.
>> haha

>Oooohh!  I didn't know you were married, encclnes?

Yes, I married my kindergarten teacher..... ooooo.

>> 
>> >PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.
>> Eccles aka Who, Me?

>Shut up, Eccles!
Shut up Eccles! Ooh, thats me!

>PKT aka so there, too!
Eccles aka Well..um...I.... so there PKT. There that showed him,. :)_

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Distribution: world,local
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 12:03:38 GMT

lutan@oolong.hacks.arizona.edu (Vance R. Haemmerle) writes:

>In article <1992Sep4.180355.14291@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>>>>>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>>>>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>>>>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>>>>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>>>>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>>>>>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>>>>>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
>>>>>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>>>>>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>>>>*squish* *squish* *squish* Was that a puddle of niggerbaiter or
>>>>do I have to get my feet oiled again?
>>>That depends....what size are your feet?
>>Approx. 1/3 the size of my bum (*oh, what a giveaway!!*) each.
>Can I just butt in at this point and say that this is in fact
>the very first time I've appeared in this newsgroup.
No I'm sorry there isn't time, and besides this is *NOT* a newsgroup.
By the silly kniggits here alone you shoulda figured that out. :)

>>>>>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>>>>>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>>>>James aka Well, then you must not be doing it right!
>>>JT aka will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
>>>	   is 'it' to 'this'?
>>James aka 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
>Vance alias Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
>            F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel
Meetch aka Kevin Phillips Bong aka *singing* CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: Bumming...... (oh, what a giveaway!)
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 17:30:57 GMT

jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) squeal translator:

>jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) squeals:

>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>>>}}}JT hum UH...OH too bloody deep, we had better hold hands and hum
>>>}}}harmoniously!
>>>}}Jester hum okay..lets change the aka to hum.......
>>>}Phil hum, methinks that's dum...let's change the hum to a mum, me mum into a 
>>>}mum, the mum to some cum, the cum into a drum, the drum to a crumb, and 
>>>}the crumb into a 67 foot tall fire-breathing parrot that yells "kill, 
>>>}Kill, KILL" at the sight of any father-rapers....
>>>}Phil aka does that make me mum a father-raper?
>>>fool squig yes.....i think..let me check my references....
>>>	french-kissing at night...yes..
>>>	raping poodles...yes
>>>	vacations in swaziland....yes
>>>	yep he's a father raper
>>JT squig It also makes his mum a 67ft. tall, verry pissed parrot.
>>		 and I imagine were all a little wet because of it.
>J seam octopud Yes, but was he sitting on the bench having fun
>	filling out the forms and playing with the pencils after
>	being a litterbug, yet not moral enough to join the army,
>	burn people's houses, rape women, and pillage villages....
JT squig And now for something, compleatly different....
It wasn't much of a bench, twas a chair in truth,
There wasn't much fun, rather boring to be exact.
The pencils were blunt, and the trash was a tad uncooth,
The army was to large, and it was extinguishers the houses lacked.

The maidens were lush, and ripe for the taking,
They were so damn eager, I'd hardly call it raping.
And the villages were overflowing, ready to explode!
They'll never miss our booty, twas only a little load.
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: guy's disguise
Date: 11 Sep 92 03:14:14 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>}>>This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
>}>>in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
>}>>i have polled my accts to date....
>}>>so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts
>}>ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
>}>Jester's got his silly real name back! hahahahahaha
>}>Eccles aka You won't catch me doin' that.
>}mnSio alias OK. So He's called Chris.
>}A T   L E A S T   H E   I S N ' T   B L O N D E ! ! ! !
>Jester aka thank god........

You're welcome.

>}(Sorry... I just had to tell yuo all about Eccie.)
>eccie is a blonde???
>muwhahahahahaha!!!
><cackle}
>*snort*
>*chortle*

>}thud<

Jasme  aka I'd just like to add *oooof*
				<BONG!>
				<BONG!>
				<BONG!>
				<BONG!>
				<poof!>
From: bane@cholesky.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: I wanna get stoned
Date: 6 Sep 92 21:57:01 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

Are there any *women* out there?

Michael alias aka nom-de-plume nickname 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Heya guys
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:34:02 GMT

}>>This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
}>>in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
}>>i have polled my accts to date....
}>>so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts
}>ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
}>Jester's got his silly real name back! hahahahahaha
}>Eccles aka You won't catch me doin' that.
}mnSio alias OK. So He's called Chris.
}A T   L E A S T   H E   I S N ' T   B L O N D E ! ! ! !

Jester aka thank god........

}(Sorry... I just had to tell yuo all about Eccie.)

eccie is a blonde???

muwhahahahahaha!!!
<cackle}
*snort*
*chortle*

}thud<


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From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom))
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: bignose
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 07:14:21 GMT

Who are you calling "Bignose", harelip?

-- 
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Appeal for sanity.
Summary: Don't sleep n the subway.
Keywords: Harpic freshmatic
Organization: Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar, Dublin
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 06:57:20 GMT


 You know, there are many people in the network today who, through
no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some
of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like
you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help
these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with
ping-pong bal eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of
your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and 
down in a bowl of treacle going 'Squawk squawk squawk...' And then
you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhhh!' and then you can roll around on the
floor going 'pting pting pting'...

The reverend mNISo Belling. (aka Arthur)
Vicar of St Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam.
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: squig
Date: 14 Sep 92 22:21:22 GMT
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net


Jester...........


	no squig...........................SPAM



Lisa spam Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis...(wait..can I say that?)
-- 
"Why fall in love when there's better things to do."

                                          Mark Mothersbaugh
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: guy's disguise
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 03:02:22 GMT

>>}>>This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
>>}>>in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
>>}>>i have polled my accts to date....
>>}>>so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts
>>}>ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
>>}>Jester's got his silly real name back! hahahahahaha
>>}>Eccles aka You won't catch me doin' that.
>>}mnSio alias OK. So He's called Chris.
>>}A T   L E A S T   H E   I S N ' T   B L O N D E ! ! ! !
>>Jester aka thank god........
>You're welcome.

No 'ee's not.

>>}(Sorry... I just had to tell yuo all about Eccie.)
>>eccie is a blonde???
>>muwhahahahahaha!!!
>><cackle}
>>*snort*
>>*chortle*

>>}thud<

>Jasme  aka I'd just like to add *oooof*
>				<BONG!>
>				<BONG!>
>				<BONG!>
>				<BONG!>
>				<poof!>
Meetch aka Erm.. NO POOFTAS! (?)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: bignose
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 11:24:57 GMT

brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) screamed:
>David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
>: 

Meetch aka Did you say something?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: brian
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 14 Sep 92 21:04:35
 no> <3418@dozo.and.nl> <DJOHNSON.92Sep13110428@cayenne.gac.edu><16862F8D9.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu's message of 14 Sep 92 21:41:44 GMTLines: 42

In article <16862F8D9.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
.In article <DJOHNSON.92Sep13110428@cayenne.gac.edu>
.djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:

.>
.>In article <3418@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.>
.>.In article <gunnarh.91.716157840@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
.>.>In article <1992Sep10.005014.19397@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au
.>.|(David Bromage) writes:
.>.|
.>.|
.>.|..NOTHING!!!!
.>.|..NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!
.>.|
.>.|-----G
.>
.>.Disgusting, isn't it?
.>
.>Absolutely!  I'm shocked, and my wife had a seizure.
.>
.>.Jos aka Did I Miss Anything?
.>
.>Well, Aunt Maude has shingles, so we're all going to go help her roof
.>her house, and Larry the Guy-who-lives-down-the-street had his hand
.>caught in the paper punch at work, and now it's all holy.  The mayor
.>spontaneously turned into a small pile of purple goo.  In
.>international news I went to the bathroom.  Africa was found to be a
.>giant Alka-Seltzer tablet.  In England, nine mooses and a jet liner
.>named Sven were elected Queen.  People in Southern Europe complain
.>that a loud "Fizzing" sound is keeping them awake at night.  Aaand
.>Jester has heart worms and is going to have to be put to sleep.
.>
.>Dan aka Say goodbye to the little guy, I'll go call the vet.
.Chris aka Don't they have pills for that sort of thing?

You know Jester when it comes to pills, you give him one and he takes
the bottle.  Now I don't worry so much for him, but I can't let him
harm the innocent and helpless worms with his own dangerous
indulgences.  Thus, we'll have to put him down.  Sorry guy.

Dan aka Always concerned for the little guys.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Food
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:10:47 GMT


>Can I just say that this is the first time I've posted on this news--

>Noimsorrythereisnttime!!!
 ^^^^^
 OH MY GOD! Did you see that?

>Well, Then:

>   It has been known for quite some time that the five (5) major food groups
>   are as follows:

>    1.  Cheese
That's Cleese you silly bunt.

>    2.  Spam
Spam's not a food type! It's an institution!

>    3.  Chocolate
Chocolate is THE food type. (Along with biscuits, and noodles.)

>    4.  Spam
Spam's not a food type! It's an insinuation!

>    5.  Yellow
Yellow? That's a colour isn't it?

>  However, in the process of our research here, we have discovered several
>  MINOR food groups (foor broops).  There are:

>    1.  Down-Home-Gritty Chicken "Fingers"
I prefer the bucket myself.

>    2.  "I Can't Believe It Isn't Pork!"(tm)
>    3.  Small Cruchy Objects
ie. Frogs.

>    4.  Yast Fluid With Fruit-like Flavour
>    5.  Liquid Substance
>    6.  Crunchy Juice
>    7.  Viscous Chuncks
>    8.  Bizarre French Chemical
>    9.  Excited Parts
>    10. Gel-cubes
>    11. Stuff
>    12. Spray Roughage
>    13. Flesh-like Bitz
>    14. Chip-like Curd
>    15. William Shatner
>    16. Solid Paste
>    17. Pump-o-Spackle
>    18. Frozen Artificial Goo
>    19. Food
>    20. Liquid Bishop-On-The-Landing
>    21. Ratslegscrawlingupyourassandshit
>    22. Meaty Gunk
>    23. Thingy (you know, THINGY)
But wot happened to sugar? And carbohydrates? How do you expect
peeps to live without these? If it weren't for these most precious
of substances, there wouldn't be a role-player or computer scientist
left on the planet!

>  However, there is one food product which was developed here in the laboratory
>  which could not be put into any one food group.  This product will be
>  marketed soon, so look for it on your grocery shelves.  It is called:

>                T A S T E S   L I K E   C H I C K E N !
But wot about semp*in*

My definition of life:
Alcohol (Berr, tequila)
Sugar   (CHocolate, bikkies)
Carbos  (Noodles, soy sauce.)
MNSio
From: edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: aka license
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 92 21:02:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy

That's it. I am sick of all of this aka license stuff. I refuse to buy 
one from your monoploy.  So, I am introducing the alternative. 
INTRODUCING:
The 'alias' license!
As used in hospitals! 
Away with the drudgery of household floods!
And, its flame-resistant! (at least I hope)
Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing

--
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Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Aka
Date: 14 Sep 92 19:21:50 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>What is Aka.......
Also Known As.
Why do you ask?
ISonm the helpfu one.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: F.W De Clerk
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 02:56:37 GMT

: 
: >brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
: >> 
: 

I was actually trying to say "Guess what F.W. stands for"

Cheers
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Clayton, Victoria   				 :  so important"
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 20:40:14 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.035434.4107@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
>Subject: Re: aka license
>Date: 10 Sep 92 03:54:34 GMT
>In <sprooney.716081626@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) scooped out the good parts and served them on a plate with a choice of potato:
>
>[vile FORGERIES, the lot of 'em!!!]
>
>>>> Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>>>> 	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
>>>7 out of 8 naughty bishops prefer the alias license to the aka license!
>>>Edwin alias Adrian Wapcaplet
>>That's coz you don't need an alias licence!!!
>Well, I need *no* steenking aka license!!
License, we don't need no stinking license!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: squig
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 15:14:48 GMT

af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
}Jester...........

yes love?

}	no squig...........................SPAM

well whatever...you just can't use aka anymore..I forbid it

}Lisa spam Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis...(wait..can I say that?)
Jester squig well yes..but what do you ask?
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From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: beelzebub
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:19:28 GMT


gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom)) writes:
> Yet again, ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM moans:
> >
> >Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
> >objects?
> What???  These sharpened nose-hairs?

Why yes, although I was referring to what you had in your (eeeww!) hands.
  
> >
> >PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.
> Dark Elf aka Okay... where are you hiding THIS time?!?!?!?
> 
trying hard not to be seen, I remain, 
PKT aka Keep Your Head Down!!!

___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||           (so much for Pathos!)

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: arneberg@lioth.cs.adfa.oz.au (Bjorn Arne Berge)
Subject: Re: Alias
Organization: Australian Defence Force Academy
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 05:13:44 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.202846.24026@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
|> Auto2@ (Orakel) hums along:
|> And Now It's Time To Play "Spot the Looney"
|> 
|> >Morten Eriksen, Norway (The biggest Monty Python fan in Norway)
|> Jeams aka how many Monty Pything fans *are* there in Norway?

Lots of them everywhere.....(even if some of them currently live in Australia...)

-- 
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	   arneberg@SPARCserve.cs.adfa.oz.au  |   in the bush.."  |
           "Blant alle lande i ost og vest,   |-------------------|
	    er fedrelandet mitt hjerte nest"  | "Join the ....."  |
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: aka license
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:32:53 GMT


jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> }>>>>>>>>Edwin fnork the first one to use the newfangled thing
> }>>>>>>>Sno!im fnork and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
> }>>>>>>Jester fnork is [Ll]isa still around here?
> }>>>>>Dan fnork I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
> }>>>>Jmesa fnork Why can't I spell my name?
> }>>>Jester fnork Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
> }>>[Ll]isa fnork don't ya all like my quiz?
> }>Jos fnork I *HATE* fnorkes!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
> }>dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
> }Chris fnork (That's FNORK, not fnork) Now fnork-repellant sprays and bug-lights
> }being created in my basement.
> Jester fnork I changed them all to fnork..it looks nice now....

PKT aka I like it this way better.
___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||           (so much for Pathos!)
From: daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Tonight on BBC1.........
Date: 7 Sep 92 14:47:39 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine.  On BBC2 now
it'll shortly be six and a half minutes past nine.  Later on this
evening it'll be ten o'clock and at 10:30 we'll be joining BBC2 in time
for 10:33, and don't forget tomorrow when it'll be 9:20.  Those of you
who missed 8:45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a
quarter to nine.  Now here's a time check.  It's six and a half minutes
to the big green thing.

I just get so bored.  I get so bloody bored.




(I always say, "There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he really doesn't
know whether he believes in anything or not.")

T. Daniel Crawford
Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
University of Georgia
Athens, GA 30602
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jester
Keywords: I love my name in the header.
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:35:37 GMT

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
}>}>}That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*
}>}>ooo, I am so touched...will you touch my monkey????
}>}'oo'd wanna touch you ya filthy thing... going round
}>}molestering strange women. and animals. ans Nsiom!
}>but siomn likes it...he likes playing with everyone's monkey
}Yeah, but only when their dead.

well...get technical....

}>}>}Lisa squig a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
}>}>Jester squig I like it when she lays naked in large pools of water
}>}Eccles squig I thought you said you like it in the shower?
}>Jester squig its water isn;t it?
}Eccles squig Nominally, yes. Buts it tends to get _cold_
Jester squig well....i hate the universal heat death theory.

}>}Great Cthulhu will save you.
}>}(In case he gets hungry later).
}>I refuse to be eaten!
}Look, pal, when a 360' god with a squid for a head comes
}up to you and takes a bite out of your leg, he's not going
}to stop, simply because you prefer not to be eaten.
wanna bet??? I'm the omnipotent overlord
of the omniverse....no one can stop me....
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