From: bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Subject: Re: Bruce Bufalini's daily routine
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Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 21:40:08 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.052234.1116@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (P a t r i c k) writes:
>In article <ec81Hsivs8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>Keywords: Biff is a figment of Bruce's imagination.
>>
>>No, Biff is a real person.  He was a co-worker with me at a summer job I had
>>in the summer of 1989.
>
>Wow.  You mean Biff is a professional itinerant lawn-mower?

No, Biff works for the Pensylvania Department of Transportation.  PennDOT is
not involved in the lawn care business.

>>>Summary: Can we say "Bruce wastes time", boys and girls?
>>
>>No, for boys and girls are not taught things which constitute unwarranted
>>extrapolations.  Refer to my daily routine and then your point will have been
>>proven null.
>
>Your daily routine was a null point, all right.

No, you have that backwards.  My daily routine proved your point null, for I
have many responsibilities which must be fulfilled.

>>In article <1992Jul29.012832.15399@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>>In article <t&21Hav?r8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@cattycorner.gis.psu.edu (not Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>>>>
>>>>No, nothing is a figment of my imagination.  Everything you post is a figment
>>>>of your imagination.  You are not in real life, Patrick.
>>>
>>>There's more to real life than your little closed universe in State College,
>>>son.  
>>
>>I've seen plenty of real life, more than you could ever imagine seeing.  Rice
>>University tends to prevent individuals from seeing real life.
>
>So provide us with incontrovertible proof of your assertion, then.  We're
>waiting.

I had more responsibility in one summer job than you have ever imagined
having.

>>>>I don't clutter it up; I am just one of ~25,000 people here.  Your arguement
>>>>appears to be invalid and quite lame.
>>>
>>>In other words, I'm right on the mark, since you've repeatedly demonstrated
>>>that you're misinformed about a lot of things.
>>
>>In other words, you were misinformed, for I do not clutter State College/
>>University Park at all.
>
>Maybe you should get some input from your neighbors about that.

I already have, and my point is now further proven.

>>>>Which just shows that Rice University is on a lower scale than jail.  Perhaps
>>>>you should visit a real university like Pep$i $tate Univer$ity.
>>>
>>>Well, Mr. Omniscience, it's funny you wouldn't know that I wasn't *at* Rice
>>>when I wrote that.  (Let's see how your "powers" are -- where am I as I
>>>write this?)
>>
>>You work there; it makes no difference where you were when you wrote it, for
>>Rice University is a living hell.  Everywhere within a 100 mile radius of
>>Houston is a living hell.  Perhaps you posted from the Gulf of Mexico.
>
>Perhaps you're the one who's all wet.  (Obviously you've never been to
>Texas, and for that, I am thankful.)

Why would I visit Texas when there are much better places to visit?

>>>>I don't require anybody's helping hand, for I am completely informed.
>>>
>>>Actually, in your case, you require the helping boot to the head of someone
>>>who *is* informed.  You're not.
>>
>>No, informed individuals need not be booted in the head.  Informed individuals
>>inform the misinformed, which I see you are again.
>
>Right, and you're about as misinformed as they get.  You need one of my size
>13-Ds re-configuring your cranium.

No, I am as informed as they get, as is K e n   R o b i n s o n.  Perhaps a
trip to Penn State will raise you a little higher on the information scale.

>>>>No, you unable to distinguish an upper-case I from an upper case A.
>>>>Your eyes need repair.
>>>
>>>Sorry, I typed the letter to the left of the "S", which is an "A".  You are
>>>completely uninformed as to what "DOA" means, evidently.  (So what else is
>>>new?)
>>
>>DOA is irrelevant.  DOI is not irrelevant.  DOA has nothing to do with the
>>current discussion.
>
>DOI doesn't have anything to do with anything, so that evens that out...

Not exactly.  Why do you think I am so informed?  It's a result of assistance
from DOI and K e n   R o b i n s o n.

>>>>Perhaps you would care to prevent me from having a job, Mr. Humphrey.
>>>
>>>I have my own job to look after, Bruce.  You'll be the one that prevents you
>>>from having a job, if anyone does.  All I get to do is watch.
>>
>>The only job you have is that of a typical bureacrat basting in his bunghole.
>>Nobody can prevent me from having a job.
>
>No one but yourself -- so go ahead and do it, already...

No one including myself.  You seem to be quite misinformed, as usual.

>Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
>     +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 667-6554 at Palace Lanes. 
>   (The Rice Job Line number that would have been here is deleted -- I don't 
>    think we need anyone like Bruce working at the University this decade.)

Good.  Who needs to work for a bunch of losers when there are much better
places to work?

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