From: veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher)
Subject: Re: Bedroom Golf joke
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Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 00:33:08 GMT

Well, for those who want it, here they are.  The one, the only, the complete

                           RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF 
 
1)   Each player shall Furnish his own equipment - normally one club and
     two balls.
 
2)   Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
 
3)   Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
     keep the balls out of the hole.
 
4)   For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course
     owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play begins.
 
5)   Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to
     avoid damage to the hole.
 
6)   The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until
     the course owner is satisfied that the play is complete. Failure to do
     so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
 
7)   It is considered bad form to play the hole immeditly after getting onto
     the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire
     the course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.
 
8)   Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or
     are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset
     course owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this
     reason.
 
9)   Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.
 
10)  Players should assure themselves that their match has been previously
     scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the
     first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they
     discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private
     course.
 
11)  Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times.
     Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be
     temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful
     in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means
     of play when this is the case.
 
12)  Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before
     playing the back side.
 
13)  Slow play is encouraged; however, players should be prepared to proceed
     at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners's
     request.
 
14)  It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the
     same hole several times in one match.
 
15)  The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player.
 
     PLAYERS ARE ADVISED TO THINK TWICE BEFORE CONSIDERING MEMBERSHIP AT A
     GIVEN COURSE. ADDITIONAL ASSESSMENTS MAY BE LEVIED BY THE COURSE OWNER
     AND THE RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE. FOR THIS
     REASON, MANY PLAYERS PREFER TO CONTINUE TO PLAY SEVERAL DIFFERENT
     COURSES.

Enjoy.  ;-)


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Chris Veenstra
veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor