HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 01:53:07 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.230507.12391@sol.UVic.CA> rigler@dao.nrc.ca writes:
>Markian Gooley writes:
>>I bought a lava lamp last night.  $12 with tax (it was shopworn and the bulb
...
>>I am now officially a yuppie.
>No, that makes you a hippie.  A yuppie would have bought a Nintendo 
>or something.
>Rigler  "It is crazy as well since ever god damned newbie 
>         feels that they can make a ten word story." 

Yuppies who have been sold on retro-60's goodies buy lava lamps.
Yuppies who have been sold on products marketed to 13-year-olds
buy Nintendos. Nothing done in 1993 can make you a hippie. 
A person who identifies with the original hippies (maybe), a person 
who buys things marketed using recently-sold-off rights to the 
pop music of the 60's (much more likely), but not a hippie.

-T

And for just $19.95, we'll induct you into our non-materialist society!

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Nontransparent prose complaint
Date: 23 Jan 93 03:11:37 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

(Pope Clifton) writes:
>David Barr (barr@pop.psu.edu) wrote:
>: (Matt McIrvin) writes:
>: >(Neuromancer) writes:
>: >>foster@mtechca.maintech.com writes:

>: >>>"come" is a verb
>: >>>"cum" is a noun
>
>: Actually, "cum" is a preposition, at least according to webster.
>
>"To" is a preposition.  "Come" is a verb.
>

"I'd like some come, cum to think of it," she said, finally cumming
to her senses.

sol  |  see the cat?  see the cradle?
jws5@lehigh.edu
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From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: How I read ed.general
Date: 25 Jan 93 10:57:30 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


Marking subject "UNIVERSITY (NO) SMOKING POLICY" as read.

Searching...
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-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    I have discovered of this
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    basic rule of the universe
the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    a most remarkable proof,
somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    which this .signature is too
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: swine
Date: 28 Jan 1993 10:16:35 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

there's only one man could ride this pig, said the old man.
but he's dead now.

lookit them tushes, said the old man.  you see them tushes?
sharp, boy.  razor sharp.  used to shave myself on them tushes.
pig didn't mind, he's cool.  less'n someone tries to ride him.

no, said the old man, he ain't got a name.  this here pig's too
big for names.

meat, said the old man.  nothing but meat.  you can't feed a
pig like that on nothing else.

city boys, that's what, said the old man.  won't take nothing
but.  he chuckled horribly.  phlegm.

speak up, boy.  you want to ride him?  give it a try?  huh?

the old man laughed.  deep and bubbly.  and shuffled away.

c
squeal
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From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: t.b
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 20:29:25 GMT

rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler) writes:
> Markian Gooley writes:
> >I bought a lava lamp last night.  $12 with tax (it was shopworn and the bulb
> >was burnt out).  Cheap at half the price.
> >
> >I am now officially a yuppie.
> 
> No, that makes you a hippie.  A yuppie would have bought a Nintendo 
> or something.

     No, it makes him a yuppie.

     First of all, he cluelessly said it made
him a yuppie, which makes him a yuppie.  Plus,
he exhibited the notion that buying a material
thing makes you something which you weren't
already before, which makes him a yuppie.

    A hippie would have simply said, "Wow, 
I scored a lava lamp!"

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
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From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: 10 word Wodehouse story
Originator: ben@ipoint
Summary: any Jeeves story
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 04:20:12 GMT

"Well done Jeeves," said I.  A remarkable chap, brilliant, really.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
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From: adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams)
Subject: Re: short shameful 10 word story confession
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:56:03 GMT

In article <ben.727506044@ipoint> thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:
>I keep logging in in case she sends me email.
>

 That's nothing. I buy art supplies because she works there.



                                                    Derrick

art junk for sale cheap
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From: twosheds@ferris.cray.com (Jay Vollmer)
Subject: Re: reward
Keywords: no rep
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 27 Jan 93 22:10:09 CST

In article <1jq6rpINNppr@girtab.usc.edu> echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150) writes:
>In article <1993Jan22.175425.28542@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells) writes:
>>500,000 quatloos to anyone who can figure out what my middle 
>>intial "V." stands for.
>
>Virgin.
>
>5150
>too damn easy

	What most people don't realize is that quatloos are pancakes.  Just
how many do you think you can eat?


-- 
___________________________
J.C. Vollmer (Clot Boulot)| Apart from the pulling and hauling
  Je suis revolutionnaire |                   stands what I am.
twosheds@ferris.cray.com  |                                   --Walt Whitman
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From: dnelson@icaen.uiowa.edu (David Nelson)
Subject: NBC
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 10:23:18 GMT
Organization: University of Iowa, Iowa City, IA, USA
X-Newsreader: NN version 6.4.19
Keywords: Rod McKuen

I hunger to laugh,
and my television says, "eat me."
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Palendrome
Date: 21 Jan 1993 16:45:55 GMT
Organization: McNewbie's
NNTP-Posting-Host: itro7s.aero.org

Anal saw! Poop was Lana.
			
				R.S.
please hurt me before I post again
From: 00bwanderson@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Misguided Thoughts Of Fatima Ng #670
Date: 22 Jan 93 10:00:42 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <73727@cup.portal.com>, lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
> "We are so fortunate to have been born on such a beautiful planet"
> 
> 	@--lS

Yes, but what about those poor sods who were born here on Earth?

-- 
.sig?  We don' need no steenkin' .sig!

Bruce Anderson: A tradition of Chaos and Disorder since 1967
spock@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (unix)	00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp (VAX)
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!  BSU disclaims me, and I disclaim them.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: torso piercing
Date: 23 Jan 1993 09:25:38 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

c
From: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM (Tom Hopkins)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: souix follows gooleys lead....
Date: 22 Jan 1993 02:08:18 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc., Billerica, MA. 
Distribution: world
Reply-To: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: nemesis.east.sun.com

In article 29522@scott.skidmore.edu, ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>
>please at least spell my name correctly. 
>
>here, i will spell it for you.   S-I-O-U-X  
>
>NOT SOUIX, whatever *that* is. 

A friend of mine sent me a postcard from Iowa while she was on a
cross-country trip once.  (Actually she sent it to me from Denver, but
she got it in Iowa.  While I'm on the subject, she's a friend of people
besides me also. But anyway) The front was a map of Iowa with some of
the major cities marked.  I happened to notice that they had in nice
bold letters "Souix City."  I got a laugh out of it.

>love and kisses to everyone. 
>
>					sioux

I'd take you up on your offer of email, but I think if my life got 70%
more surreal I'd have get another life to handle the overflow.

-Tom Hopkins <hoppie@turbo.east.sun.com>
From: crisper@cats.ucsc.edu (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Miserari enim nupta
Date: 26 Jan 1993 03:13:03 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: si.ucsc.edu


In article <C16Ao2.38A@news.rich.bnr.ca> bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash) writes:
>I'm best-man at a wedding that will be held in May.
>I need something bizarre to say for the toast.
>Any suggestions?
>
>

"I'm supposed to come up with a toast, but it seems somewhat moot, since
 these two lovely people will be dead within a year, struck down by a
 tragic accident that they never even saw coming. So I have a short
 eulogy prepared instead...."

[launch into random Latin sentences]

>Brian /-|-\
>
>PS If you have a reply, then post it.  If not: don't.  I don't see
>   why I have to keep explaining this to you...all I wanted was a 
>   Pepsi.

	--The Elder Dan
	Just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams)
Subject: Re: SIOUX JUST WON'T STOP...
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 08:39:08 GMT

In article <C17HCK.K7L@phage.cshl.org> boutell@isis.cshl.org (Boutell) writes:
>"PHYSIOGNOMY OF THE NAKED MOLE RAT!"
>He named a drink after it.


well, it won the contest.
it was either "naked mole rat"
or "john berryhill's baby"

I think we chose wisely.
From: mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: electrical signals in plants will make me rich
Keywords: doodz
Date: 24 Jan 93 00:29:06 GMT
Organization: Electrical Engineering, University of Canterbury, New Zealand

In article <1993Jan21.204204.7819@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
> 
> 
> i figure i can build an electric car that will run on the current 
> generated by these plants. all i have to do is fill the trunk with 
> plants and just beat on them when i want current to make the car go. 
> yeah. it will be sort of like a solar powered car but the plants will 
> be the solar cells. i figure plants with the biggest leaves will be the 
> best since they can photosynthesize the most. of course, i'll prob 
> have to buy new plants every other day since they will fairly well 
> etc

Maybe it works with animals too! You could put an antenna on your car and pick
up the energy from pedestrians as you run them over. Then you don't need plant
food.

-- 
Cosmik Debris -- "I owe money, therefore I am"
From: andrew@tatertot.com (Andrew Grossberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Query
Date: 25 Jan 93 22:53:48 GMT
Organization: Tater Tot News & Mail, San Francisco, CA

> In article <s5DRXB2w164w@cellar.org> bungle@cellar.org (Sir Charles of Manson
> *     Hey, ma'am, what's the street value of that crack-baby?
> 
> Are crack babies like jelly babies?

Crack babies come in less flavors and have a more chewy center.

andrew@tatertot.com (Andrew Grossberg)
Tater Tot News & Mail System
San Francisco, CA  +1.415.255.8340
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: girl no longer pursued by lesbians
Date: 21 Jan 93 18:33:25 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University



    i bought a t-shirt that says
    'a hard man is good to find'
    now they leave me alone.

    -jane

    well, the lesbians leave me alone at least.





    
--
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: sol's apology to 5150
Date: 23 Jan 93 23:54:39 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

I do not know from where the following quote is taken:

"It was better than 'Cats'.  I'm going to see it again and again and again."

    Attributions will kindly be made at this time, if anyone can do so for me.
    All right?

justin sol  |  see the cat?  see... never mind.
jws5@lehigh.edu
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From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CD vs. LP again (was Re: Preamp and Amp)
Date: 27 Jan 93 10:00:26 GMT
Organization: Inst. for Epistemological Pathology
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Rick Kelly (rmk@rmkhome.UUCP) wrote:
: >I'm just pissed that Philips is actually DARING to advertise that
: >DCC's have the same quality sound as CD.  I do NOT see how they can
: >get away with that.

: Well, CD's are made from a digital master tape.  

: >Even if it is true that 95% of the population can't tell the difference.

: Or even hear anything above 15k hz.

So true, especially of engineers.  I can't tell you how many times I've
complained of the maddening high-pitched whine from a terminal or monitor,
and been met with the blank query "What high-pitched noise?"  

Presumably if they ever had any high-end hearing at all, it had been
eliminated by years of working with noisy defective equipment.  I bet X is
behind it.
  -- Clifton
   
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: The First Letter Of Each Word (ten word story)
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 23 Jan 93 17:26:24 CST


In article <1jqreuINNb99@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
> 
> In a previous article, rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton) says:
> 
> >caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
> >>He was ruined: no more naggings, but short on love.
> >>HWRNMNBSOL
> >Horace wept. Ruth nagged mercilessly, never believing she'd obtain love.
> 
> Hillary won't reap no more new benefits---shit outta luck.

He who reads news must not be short on leisure.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: A quick, yet important question...
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 02:36:53 GMT

msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith) writes:
> I have a question:
>		nuqDaq 'oHpuchpa''e'

Take the dick out of your mouth first, son....
--
Oh, man!  Look at those cavenewts go,
It's the freakiest show.
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From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Pubic Service Company
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 18:23:21 GMT

siffert@spot.Colorado.EDU (Thunder-Thumbs) writes:

>Hey everyone, let's show everyone just how many people read this
>thing.  Next time you get an electric bill from your Public 
>Service Company, make the check out to 

>Pubic Service

>I just sent mine in.

Hee hee!  Won't that be a RIOT!

*puh-lonk*


--mark
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: my trip to the carwash
Date: 28 Jan 93 18:42:24 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


   after having it for three months, and not cleaning it even once, i
finally decided to take my car to the car wash.  i suppose all those 'wash
me's  smeared into the grime by children was what finally drove me to it.
or, possibly the cakes of mud around the tires just grew to large for me to
ignore them anymore. either way, i went.
   i drove ten miles to the cheapest car wash i could find.  and i did find it,
eventually.  so, i paid the attendant the $4.50 and went through the machine.
a few seconds and several gallons of water later, my car came out all shiny
and clean.
   next, came the inside.  candy bar wrappers, dead insects, and the mound of
cigarette butts and chewing gum that had accumulated in my ashtray were all
disposed of. i used the big vacuum at the carwash to get all the crumbs and
inidentifiable refuse off my carpets.
   pretty soon, i was finished. clean on the outside, clean on the inside.
with a sense of victory and extreme exhaustion, i returned the vacuum hose to
its place.
   as i walked back to my car, i felt something mushy beneath my feet, but
took little notice of it. i was too busy being happy about my nice clean car.
i took notice of what i had stepped in soon enough, though, because
immediately after exiting the carwash, i noticed a pungent odor eminating from
somewhere within the car. the odor was unmistakeably vomit, and when i looked
down on the floor, i realized where the smell was coming from.
   by this time, the vomit had soaked the floormats and was inescapable.
of course, i had to go to the cheapest car wash, which was the farthest from
my home. after twenty minutes of agony and several waves of nausea, i finally
arrived at home.
   the car sat for hours airing out. after that, i vowed never to have my car
washed again, no matter how filty it gets.  knowing my luck, i would probably
step in something even worse.

-jane

anybody want a slightly used floor mat?


-- 
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From: J.P.Knight@lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight)
Subject: Whats on my Mac
Originator: jon@hill.lut.ac.uk
Organization: Dept of Comp. Studies, Loughborough University of Tech., UK.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 12:47:04 GMT

Today my Mac is sporting a letter (in envelope), a damaged 3.5" disc, a
pen and a small plastic gorilla holding up a ``Burtonwood Mild'' beer
mat.

But I think I need more memory to support this configuration.

Jon
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From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: 10-word controversial poem
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 25 Jan 93 00:17:26 CST


In article <1993Jan24.191540.11496@vax.oxford.ac.uk>, reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
> 
>  So,
>  What is so
>  Good about the
>  Grateful
>  Dead,
>  Anyway?
> 
> Jason

Please go away now, and take Tom Fawcett with you.

jkc (what the hell do you guys listen to, Beethoven?)
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From: ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Ten word title
Date: 21 Jan 93 20:24:49 GMT
Organization: Ng!
In-reply-to: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU's message of 20 Jan 93 01:21:12 GMT

Darn, I missed it by seven words.



--
"Trespassers w"   ranjit@grad1.cis.upenn.edu	mailrus!eecae!netnews!grad1!...
	The surface of the water where they move swiftly about in curves.
From: thoennep@WTFD.ORST.EDU (Philip J. Thoennes)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: looking for copies of "And Still the Moon"
Date: 21 Jan 1993 21:23:27 GMT
Organization: Weatherford Hall - Oregon State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: wtfd.orst.edu

Greetings,
  I heard that this series of stories appeared on this newsgroup awhile back
 and was wondering if some kind soul would send me some copies of them or
 where they could be found.  If some unkind soul wanted to send be several
 hundred copies because he was bored, then I would track down his/her family
 and force them to visit the unkind soul(horrors).

  Well, thanks for reading this drivel.

  And more thanks if you are a kind soul.

Philip J. Thoennes
James The Wanderer
thoennep@wtfd.orst.edu

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From: wjm@feenix.metronet.com (Bill Middleton)
Subject: Re: BoB attendees
Organization: Tx Metronet Communications Services, Dallas Tx
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 03:54:35 GMT



In article <1ji6g0INN692@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>In article <gerald.727477391@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald  
>Oskoboiny) writes:
>> So, like, who's attending this thing? 
>> 
>Oh, we'll all be there, Gerald. I know, because I talked to
>EVERYONE. And they all said they were going. So you be sure to
>show up. 
>
> can give you
>directions if you like, and when you arrive, we'll all be waiting
>there to say hello!
>--
>operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

 Could somebody please send me a copy too?  I couldn't get the BOB-Server
to work for me..  

Thanks in advance,

bILL
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Die Zeit wartet auf niemand und auch nicht auf mich
Date: 21 Jan 1993 18:01:22 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <9301210345.AA27510@prg.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:
>
>Sly was meant to be in Callander where she is filming for a soap 
                                               ^^^^^^^
>opera, but Callander is cut off by floods.  She could not decide 
>whether to call off the filming, or to get some shots in the can 
                                                              ^^^
>and commission a snap script about floods.                     

Film, as Mr. Shergold points out, comes in cans.  Tape comes in
cassettes, or (in the case of 1" or quad) in cardboard boxes.
--scott
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From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: the trouble
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1993 19:33:07 GMT

>the fact that there's nobody here by blasting Beethoven's 9th
>very loudly,

That wouldn't be so bad if it were a decent recording.  Be glad that it wasn't
Mozart.
-- 

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From: mlegare@wetware.com (Budd Hazard)
Subject: 10 word RICHH
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 06:45:07 GMT


Sex is a really neat thing, don't you think so?


-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A question
Date: 20 Jan 93 11:20:57 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <C14HEK.46v@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca>, lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
> How long will the ham still be good to eat after I have thawed
> it out and refrozen it because I change my mind a few times?

Only as long as most of it's still the original color.

					--Joachim
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From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Animals (was: Re: Milwaukee Report)
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 01:19:41 GMT

zgilbert@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) writes:

>Which leads me into wondering the proper mass nouns for tb denizens.
>A writhing of newbies?  A sarcasm of oldbies?  You decide.

I would go with "a mewling of newbies".

--mark