HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins)
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 21:18:28 GMT

In article <1jrpdhINNqff@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>In article <6996@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca> king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King) writes:
>>In article <1jigrqINNhfp@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>>>And your proof is?  Please, post it for all to see.
>>
>>Anyone who read the last dozen or so articles posted by you already has
>>seen all the necessary proof, Lizzie darling.
>>
>
>Oooh, witty.  I'm sure that's one of those lovely comebacks Patty was
>discussing earlier...

Seems to me that you haven't been able to refute his agrument, oh whiny
one.

>Nifty!  It's nice to know that I, and I alone, am responsible for the
>demise of alt.flame.  

Not really, though experts pin down the subsequent drop in IQ average
to you.

A Liz retort:  "Duuhh!  I am SOOO sure!   Get a life, I may be bad but
I'm, like, not that bad. Totally..."

>
>Exactly.  And your attitude towards the group will decide what kind of
>posts you will make to it, whether they be witty statements of humor
>or "fuck fuck FUCK!"  That has nothing to do with the intelligence
>level of the poster.  

After all, you even figured out how to post.  Or did Daddy show you how?
Is he holding your hand right now?


I give you all at least a little credit for
>having some brains...even if you do post "fuck fuck fuck".  Just
>because you make stupid posts does not mean you are a stupid person.

In other words..."Really guys, even though I have never once written
anything funny or intelligent, it doesn't mean I'm the wasted youth I
appear to be!"

>And you say *I* am
>responsible for the demise of alt.flame?  


No, your presence has brought gales of laughter.  We will always remember
you as our favorite net.punching-bag.
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: disclaimer
Date: 22 Jan 1993 17:16:21 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <1993Jan21.164000.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
|For sure you can do a better job. Graley is a moron, but you 
|are just a woman.

Fuck off you shit-sucking mother-fucking moronic piece of crap, michelle.

|
|Pathetic.
|
|	Michele

Damn right you are.

~THE GREAT NAME

-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason)
Subject: Re: Beer, me Mason!
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 20:36:59 GMT

vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:

>alt.flame:"Come on Graley! You take forever, are you going to flame me or not?"

>Graley:"I'll do it... I'll do it... Don't make me..."

>alt.flame:"I don't have all day..."

>Graley:"I'll really get 'ya... I will..."

><<Several days later>>

>alt.flame:"Graley, you are completely incompetent, I'd rather read what Michele
>has to say than wait for your 'scoarching' flame."

>Graley:"That does it-- F***ing F***ing F***!!! You Bloody Arse hole of a
>F***ing F***."

>alt.flame: <<clicking of gun>> "If people are really *that* stupid, I just
>don't have the will..."

>---The Phantom
__________________
Several days later, in another thread....

In article <1jk2c2INNmmu@lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk>
maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) writes:

>AM I FUCK!

>FUCK THE FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING FUCKER!
______________________

Our Phantom is not only non-corporeal, he's clairvoyant!  Now if only
he was telekinetic, he could transport Graley out of here.

Katherine Merle Mason
Ne Oublie....
From: STUCS204@IBM3090.BHAM.AC.UK
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Tony "I like it up the ass" Zugates is back.Shit.
Date: 22 Jan 93 17:47:58 GMT
Organization: The University of Birmingham, United Kingdom
NNTP-Posting-Host: ibm3090.bham.ac.uk


Bollocks for brains writes -

>I take it all back now.... Michele does exist....

Does anyone give a toss. Who else would butfuck you but Michel(l)e? The
sound of sad diseased laughter breaks from Zugates flabby buttocks;
>
>ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....

Was it meant to be funny? Oh Sorry. Ha ha ha ha ha. Jesus Christ Mr SHIT
FOR BRAINS.
>
>You fell for it again.  ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Repetitious little turd. It wasn't funny the first time around. This prov
es you are a sad little mutt if you have to laugh at your own sad little
jokes.
>
>Come on Jim, everyone else can keep up with what's going on...

How come you're having so much difficulty then ballbreath. Jesus, even
Witty and Graley aren't stupid enough to actually take any notice of the
shit that you spout in your lame posts. Even Rob's dawg would rather shag
JORN than even lick its balls in your vicintiy, the sight of its anus
would undoubtably send you into orgasmic raptures.
>
>
>
>
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Richard Thomas.

Disclaimer - Would anyone complain if Jorn clubbed Zugates to death by mi
stake.
           - I thought so.
==============================================================================
From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: ill kill you
Date: 22 Jan 93 05:42:07 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1993Jan21.174307.25679@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>> jon@kih.no (jon kvebak) writes:

[JORN CRAP DELETED]
>>
>>I'm lurking a bit myself. That makes six.
>>
> 
> Lurkers like you make me sick.
> 
> Amiga users like you make me sick.

Hmmmmm? Do I detect a defender of JORN? Tell me, are you ass fucking Jorn 
on a regular basis?
>                  
> Id rip your head off and cram it up your ass, but im afraid youd enjoy it.
> 
Lets see, first you defend Jorn, then you talk about cramming things up
asses. Yes, you are Jorn's sex fiend.

> die, rat bastard

Rot, slime prick.

JEFF WITTY
ARMY R.O.T.C.
a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY
Xref: sparky alt.flame:19599 alt.newbie:263 alt.drugs:21560
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Subject: I proclaim my intentions toward Katherine
Summary: I think she likes me
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 09:28:41 GMT
Distribution: WORLD
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX
Keywords: birds bees flowers trees moon up above


I hereby proclaim my affection for Katherine.
I can't help it any more.  She's driving me crazy with that french accent.

So, if anybody picks on her, you're gonna have to go through me first, see?



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For you, Katherine, mon Cheri.

-- Andy
From: an6882@anon.penet.fi
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: disclaimer
Date: 26 Jan 93 06:26:00 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.flame

X-Anon-To: alt.flame

In articles <1993Jan22.095036.13969@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu 
writes:
>In article <1993Jan21.164000.1@udphvx.cineca.it>,
>dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>> In article <35672@olympus.wustl.edu>, moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana 
>Lombard
> 
>[stuff deleted]
>
>> lames. Senza esclusione di colpi, fino all'ultimo sangue.
>
>We don't care for your stupid Itallian flames asshole. Are you using
>the second language to avoid more flames against your moronic points?
>Try this one(since you seem to enjoy mutilple languages); 
>Dein Mutti war ein Horrer (Your mother was a Whore.) 

How come youre mama was german whore but you are US soldier?  Do you know?
Fined out because other lamers wanted to know too.

>>>    ... And we were taught that diamond is the hardest material in the
>>>    world ...
>> 
>> False. You well know that italian cocks are the hardest material 
>> in the world.
>
>Ha! Because your used to sucking them, Pink boy! 

No, no.  This is not true.  I never let you suck my cock, toysoldierboy.  
You want to but you cant do it, NO WAY!  Moron.


>[more stuff deleted]
>>                     
>>Apathetic.
>> 
>> 	Michele
>
>We know you are.

I dont care.

>I'm not flaming you in Moana's defence, Everyone just hates you!
>
>JEFF WITTY
>ARMY R.O.T.C.
>a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY

You stay away from Moana, toysoldierboy.  I didn't thought I told you 
befour but you have the same name as my cock.  Yes I call my cock JEFF 
WITTY.  He is a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER too!  Sorry, you did have to change 
youre name now, loser.

        Michele


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From: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Jim)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Damn Fag!
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:48:34 GMT
Reply-To: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se
Organization: Ericsson

In article 1k4cepINNdaq@ub.d.umn.edu, serickso@ub.d.umn.edu (Scott Erickson) gibbers:
>
>>Presumably.
  ^^^^^^^^^^^
  NOTE THIS WORD!!
>
>How have you come to have such indepth knowledge of Mr. Graley's sex organ?
>It only can be that you are still trying to have a homosexual relationship
>with Mr. Graley. The fact that Graley's prick has not risen above half-mast
>in your presence goes to show that even desperate faggots like Graley can not
>stand your repugnant person.
>
>Scott


What an absurd and insipid flame!  Can't you read, kiddo?

Your pathetic flame limped onto my screen, hanging it's head in pure
shame at it's lameness.  Your feeble attempt is a mere damp patch on
the carpet of alt.flame and you deserve global recognition for your
astoundingly mediocre contribution.  If you try *real* hard, you might
even provoke a yawn from me, shitwit.

Put a coin in the Clue machine and get one...

Jim.
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Beer, me Mason!
Keywords: Will U B My Valentine?
Date: 26 Jan 93 05:52:24 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

(Mr J S Graley) writes:
>katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason) writes:
>|
>|Our Phantom is not only non-corporeal, he's clairvoyant!  Now if only
>|he was telekinetic, he could transport Graley out of here.
>
>Much as I despise the use of 'translations' by wannabe flamers, I feel one is
>necissary here:
>
>TRANSLATION:
>
>Ooh Phantom, your posts defending me were so brave, youre such a macho man, I
>want you to come to california and fuck me. I haven't got worms living up
>my cunt really - thats just a cruel rumour spread by the insect destruction
>department. Plllleeeeeeesese pleee.. oops I just wet my pants.


Hey, Graley.  I can see that you liked my original flame toasting your
butt well enough to copy it, but don't try it on my fiancee, pal.

Lady Katherine doesn't need the Phantom to defend her. 
What's this "california" crap?
FUCK????  
Everyone knows that Katherine is a virgin.  We're both saving ourselves
for marriage.

-- Andy
From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: HANNIGAN: IDIOT OR COMPLETE RETARD - YOU DECIDE
Date: 26 Jan 93 18:40:06 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame, alt.homo
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <C1AI1v.Jpy@world.std.com>, martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan) writes:

[Hannigan's weak attempt to be cool deleted]

Marin J(ackass) Hannigan

The name says it all. He got his job when HE blew a congressman's dick.
 
Army R.O.T.C

A training organization Martin is too afraid to join. He fears that 
he will become another beaten up homosexual. 
 
R.O.T.C.

Reserve Officers Training Corp
 
> PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY
> 
> Proud faggot if you ask me. 

Nobody did. Your such a complete loser that you must make claims that I'm 
a homosexual, keep dreaming pink boy. Go butt fuck Michelle, your not getting
any ass here.

>                             I read somewhere that you would be a suitable\
> supply officer or admin type. Fuck that. 

Exactly. I'll be an officer in Chemical Corp. I'll gas losers like you  
off the net.

>                                          You;d be the Officer of The
> Latrine or Officer of The Mailroom. 

Why would I want your jobs? I don't quallify, I have a positive I.Q.

>                                     You;d end up sucking some Colonels
> weewee under his desk hoping that your mother wouldnt have to blow yet
> ANOTHER US Congressman for a promotion above - Private No Class.

Another sexual fantasy. Hannigan, go post on alt.sex if you feel like
telling your wet dreams.
> 
> JEFF WITTY
>                       
> Interesting name. ~ THE GREAT NAME might say: Who the FUCK FUCKITY FUCK
> FUCK IS THIS FUCK TWITTY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK OFF .
> 
Yes he would, but he's been keeping up with his medication lately. Tell me,
do you miss your idol Graley that much?

[Remaining crap about his lovers deleted]

JEFF WITTY
ARMY R.O.T.C
a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: HI! I'm RICHARD HEAD, but you can call me DICK!!!
Date: 25 Jan 1993 15:57:32 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

The scabby little newbie, RICHARD (DICK) HEAD writes:

|The jocular clown from alt.warwick.anal-retentive writes -
|>In article <35614@olympus.wustl.edu> moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi) writes:
|>|Let's have a look to a recent post of the great master of laugh JS Graley.
|>|
|>| [out-of-context stuff deleted]
|>
|>Moana, you are _so_ crap, all you seem able to do is repost my brilliant
|>postings out of context.
|Wait a minute Mr jismforbrains. That all _you_ ever seem  to do in yourp
|osts. 

The fuck I do. You betta get your facts right, you smelly arsehole, otherwise
you will just look like more of a jerk each time you post. And your fucking 
typing stinks, you anal retard.

|     I'm sure that Mona is really reaching for the diaocalm tablets afte
|r a _flame_ like that. She must be dreading the next post from you.Christ
|only you ever use the word brilliant in connection with your own posts.Do
|you have to massage your own putrid little ego every so often otherwise y
|our brain just gives up. Only that idiotic dipshit Hannigan utters such
|drivel.

Oh I geddit!!! youre trying a bit of name-dropping in order to make out you
know everyone on alt.flame so you don't look like such a newbie!. Your sad, 
attention-grabbing antics are so pathetic it's laughable.

|>Give up.
|Maybe I was a little harsh. It must take great courage to give yourself
|advice like that. Now follow it.

Naaaahhh, you aint harsh, Dick. YOURE FUCKING CRAP!!!!

|>And get a life.
|You don't seem to use yours at all. Perhaps you could sell Mona your life
|in return for,say 50p. I know your life is worth more than that as it has
|never been used but youve covered it in all sort of putrid stains so I
|would say that 50p for shopsoiled goods is pretty reasonable.

Shopsoiled goods? 

Don't bother being witty, it doesn't suit you.

~THE GREAT NAME

PS Cute customisable .sig file... did your PET STICK INSECT write it for you?
Perhaps you REWARDED the dirty creature by taking it from behind...
After all, what with you being DIMENSIONALLY COMPROMISED, its the only way 
you can get any FUCKING FRICTION isn't it?
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: blow me
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 21:40:51 GMT

[ALL TWITTY FLATTERS DELETED]

>
>JEFF WITTY
>*ARMY* R.O.T.C.
>a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY

************ OR ****************

JEFF WITTY
*ARMY* R.O.T.C. (Riding On The Cock)
a.k.a. FIRST HOMO IN US MILITARY

FUCK OFF TWITTY AND DIE> Go suck your drill seargeants dick in some GI JOE
closet... Loser.
From: moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Dear Jason
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:11:54 GMT
Organization: Washington University,  St Louis MO

Dear Jason.

The day you woke up from your computer lethargy will be written in capital 
letters in the next calendar. Yes, that day Gabriel, the angel, came to
you and gave you a trementous and terrible mission to fulfill: lead Michele 
to knowledge.

After ten or more days, everybody sees the conclusions of your mission: 
although Michele has been continuously and hardly bashed during those days, 
you didn't succeed in your mission. We all know it's not your fault:
how can you lead a pig to knowledge is a thing that no living human being
can do.

Unfortunately Gabriel didn't give you some basic suggestions on how
to perform your mission: you made mistakes, and you have been (and will 
always be) flamed for those. Here is my flaming contribute:

   1) learn how to use the commands 'dd' and '[n]dd' of vi, or 
      the similar commands of the editor you use. It's pretty sad,
      but your endless responses to Michele often have been treated
      with the command 'n' of rn, in the same way the Darcy & company
      threads are treated with the command 'k'.

   2) Try to avoid the endless cascade of "you didn't understood" - 
      "yes I did" - "No you didn't" ..... I know, this is the typical
      Michele style, but you sufficiently smart in order to avoid to
      use his own style of follows-up.

   3) Say your concepts only once or twice (and not 100 times). I know,
      repetition is the key of the learning processes, but it doesn't
      work with the brainless people like Michele. 
      And unfortunately repetition is BORING, and this is a big fault
      here in this nice and friendly community.

   4) don't make the BRIT! That is: when somebody flames you, don't start 
      to act like you have the *real* knowledge and all the others are 
      dumb (well, this is only part of the 'don't make the brit tip',
      the rest will be held for further discussions - anyway to be
      called 'Brit' is a real hitting offense).

And don't be pissed off with your dear and nice friend Moana: I didn't flame
you for your ideas (I completely agree with almost all of them, at least until 
I had the holy patience to follow your threads), but for the reasons that
I enumerated in this long (I know, it's a mistake) post.


I hope it's *really* clear now. And I hope you don't get pissed off again if
I end my post with a kind and nice FUCK YOU coming directly from my heart :-)


Best regards. Moana.

PS: Cheers to Gabriel, too!
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Sunbird a la 400ci)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: shit just shit
Date: 20 Jan 93 21:25:29 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <C14sDu.Ht3@hpuerca.atl.hp.com> krb@hpuerca.atl.hp.com (Kevin Barnes) writes:
>there I said it shit!

>Super High intense training re: college

Nice entrance, bunghole.
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From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 21:17:54 GMT
Subject: Rob Dobson's Butt on fire
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame


Langley (AP)

Robert Dobson was hospitalized today after neighbors reported seeing a 
young man running furiously around in chaotic circles in front of his 
house. When neighbors investigated more closely, they found that Mr. 
Dobson was still on fire in the area around his bottom.  Someone quickly
doused the flames with a lawn hose and called an ambulance.  Dobson was
apparently engaging in the newest rage among young college students, a 
practice known as "blue flame". Although the phenomenon is not new, it
is seeing a resurgence due to Dobson's constant demonstrations of blue
flame in front of his peers, according to students on the University 
campus. Most recently, Dobson was seen on top of the Engineering building
demonstrating his technique to students gathered below. Crys of "jump!" 
were heard, and campus police quickly responded but found that Dobson 
had no intention of jumping. He apparently was reprimanded by school 
officials, but was released, since he had not broken any laws.  Other
students have joined in imitating Dobson, but this is the first report 
of anyone being hurt by igniting their farts with a lighter. Hospital 
officials indicated that this practice is dangerous and hope that students
realize the seriousness of the act in light of what happened to Dobson.

Film at 11.
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: why?
Date: 24 Jan 93 02:53:49 +0000
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnalf.fnal.gov

In article <1993Jan23.170408.1@acad.drake.edu>, vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
> In article <1993Jan23.141259.1@udphvx.cineca.it>, dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
> 
>> I am a man with values. I already won against the little ghost, I 
>> respect the losers.
>  
> WHAT?!? Michele, you have yet to gain an inkling of the concept of "sentence"
> or "grammar", how the hell can you claim that you have "won" against *anyone*?

How gives a fuck?!? I didn't need to speak a perfect english 
to put you down. Don't you remember anything about your 
"burning asshole"?

> Values? Values? Coming from a man who prides himself on being the president of
> a rapist organization...

What's wrong with that? Women are the rest of the warrior.
> 
> --The Phantom

	Michele