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From: ns@csd.cri.dk (Nick Sandru)
Newsgroups: dk.chat,misc.misc
Subject: Re: Titanic, 80 years ago
Date: 15 Apr 92 13:29:36 GMT
Organization: Computer Resources International A/S

On the 14th of April 1912 the British passenger liner Titanic sank during
her first voyage across the Atlantic, after a collision with an iceberg.
The collision took place at 11:40pm and the ship went down on the 15th
of April, at 2:20am. More than 1,500 passengers and crew were lost in the
disaster; the 705 survivors were rescued during the next morning by the
US ship Carpathia.

On the 1st of September 1985 the wreckage of the Titanic was discovered at
a depth of 3960 m by the US-French team led by Robert Ballard.

Nick Sandru

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From: tmkk@uiuc.edu (Khan)
Subject: Re: help me answer a friends question
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 18:01:16 GMT


In article <9204161259.aa28886@Bonnie.ics.uci.edu> mmcguire@Bonnie.ICS.UCI.EDU writes:
>Hey all,
>
>One of my less intelligent friends picked up my book on operating systems and
>started thumbing through it.  When he came to a part of the book that talked
>about a number of processes "being scheduled for execution by the processor,"
>he said the following:
>
>     Nasty!  I wonder how they kill people with this processor thingy!
>[...]
>     Makes sense, but what does the processor look like?
>
>I told him that I wasn't sure, but that I would ask in discussion.  Can anybody
>help me come up with a good description of this "processor" that is used in
>executions.

Tell him it looks like a big silicon chip with a hood over the top and
with some of the pins clutching a huge axe. ;-)
From: anderson@seas.smu.edu (Matt Anderson)
Subject: Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK
Organization: School of Engineering and Applied Science; S.M.U.; Dallas, Tx
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 18:35:04 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.021830.5798@drd.com> john@drd.com (John.Horeth) writes:
>In article <1887@ra.nrl.navy.mil> ghost@ra.nrl.navy.mil (G. Host) writes:
>>
>>> Article <tzxtb0k@rpi.edu> From: sigma@sun.ipl.rpi.edu (Kevin Martin)
>>
>>The point of the commercial is valid -
>>
>>IMHO the "friends and family" campaign
>>is one of the lowest advertising done by any of
>>the phone companies.
>
>Another reason why when someone (waitress for credit card use, etc.) asks for 
>my phone number I give them my modem number.  If the modem ever carries on a 
>intelligent conversation, then I am in trouble.  Until then I don't worry.
>
>John
>

Whenever a waitress, clerk, or anyone else asks for a phone number with my
credit card, I just make one up.  None of their damn business.


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From: ed@wente.llnl.gov (Ed Suranyi)
Newsgroups: misc.misc
Subject: Looking for Andy Rooney's Apr. 12 column
Date: 13 Apr 92 06:47:01 GMT
Organization: UC Davis Dept of Applied Science at LLNL

I would appreciate it if someone would e-mail the name of a newspaper
that carried Andy Rooney's column today (Apr. 12).

Thanks in advance,

Ed
ed@wente.llnl.gov
From: marylou@bwdlh490.BNR.CA (MaryLou Rowe)
Newsgroups: bnr.general,misc.misc
Subject: Need Chiropractor Info
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:45:57 GMT
Reply-To: marylou@bwdlh490.BNR.CA (MaryLou Rowe)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.

Can anybody recommend a good chiropractor in the Ottawa area?
Thanks in advance!

Mary Lou Rowe   |My opinions are my own and do not reflect those of
BNR             |Bell-Northern Research.
P.O. Box 3511, Stn. C. Ottawa, Ontario, Canada K1Y 4H7
...!bnrgate!marylou%bwdlh490 MARYLOU@BNR.CA +1 613-765-4408
From: stevedc@syma.sussex.ac.uk (Stephen Carter)
Newsgroups: misc.misc
Subject: Re: Way to end the Shergold fiasco
Date: 15 Apr 92 07:14:23 GMT
Organization: University of Sussex

From article <1992Apr14.155355.3666@comp.lancs.ac.uk>, by gareth@comp.lancs.ac.uk (Gareth Husk):
> In article <9455@wrgate.wr.tek.com> dant@logos.wr.tek.com (Dan Tilque) writes:
>>horne-scott@CS.YALE.EDU (Scott Horne) writes:
> 
> Last week Radio 4 (BBC serious channel) carried an article
> on the Shergold story. They have tried to kill the thing many times
> Craig is the only person/organisation  in the UK to rate their own
> computer in the UK mail system. The family lose their mail in the morass

	??? What does this mean?  'own computer'.



Well, we do do our bit on the Net!

Stephen Carter, Systems Manager, The Administration,
The University of Sussex, Falmer, Brighton BN1 9RH, UK
Tel: +44 273 678203  Fax: +44 273 678335     JANET: stevedc@uk.ac.sussex.syma
EARN/BITNET  : stevedc@syma.sussex.ac.uk      UUCP: stevedc@syma.uucp
ARPA/INTERNET: stevedc%syma.sussex.ac.uk@nsfnet-relay.ac.uk 
Newsgroups: misc.misc
From: poe@uva.edu
Subject: raven
Originator: johna@tigger
Organization: Drunken Poets Society
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 01:11:02 GMT

.
Newsgroups: misc.misc,rec.humor
From: horne-scott@CS.YALE.EDU (Scott Horne)
Subject: Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK
Organization: Computer "Science" Dept, Yale University
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 14:07:49 GMT

In article <1887@ra.nrl.navy.mil>, ghost@ra.nrl.navy.mil (G. Host) writes:
[Someone else writes:]
<
<> "And then they wanted the names and numbers of my friends and family.  I
<> don't want to give that out!"
<
<> I guess she thinks her LONG DISTANCE CARRIER has no clue about who she
<> calls anyway.  Gee, better not tell them who your friends and family are,
<> or they might realize those people have phones too...

The 'phone companies could find themselves in big legal trouble for
poking their noses into records of 'phone calls for use in advertising.

<IMHO the "friends and family" campaign
<is one of the lowest advertising done by any of
<the phone companies.

Agreed.

					--Scott

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From: wildersl@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: misc.misc
Subject: SPSS HELP NEEDED ASAP!!!
Date: 14 Apr 92 04:58:22 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

If anyone out there speaks SPSS, could you please e-mail me immediately!!!
I am having major programming problems and my boss is gone this week.
Thank you loads in advance.

                           --Samantha
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From: mark@drd.com (Resident.Alien)
Newsgroups: misc.misc,rec.humor
Subject: Re: Dumb Feminine Products (Was Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK)
Date: 16 Apr 92 13:57:43 GMT
Article-I.D.: drd.1992Apr16.135743.27357
Distribution: na
Organization: DRD Corporation

In article <1992Apr14.125857.6757@oz.plymouth.edu> michaelc@oz.plymouth.edu (Mike Clark) writes:
>Those damn tampon strings!  


I remember an occasion in High School where I noticed that a female
acquaintance, standing on a landing chatting with some friends between
classes, had a frayed thread hanging from the back of her tartan wool
skirt.  I stopped a a brief moment and without very much thought said 
"Hey Melody, your string's hanging down".  I wasn't prepared for her
reaction.  She turned bright red, pivoted quickly on her heel and made a
bee-line for the girls room.  Didn't occur to me until years later what
she must have thought I said.
:-}.

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From: dvorak@smith-corona.com
Newsgroups: misc.misc
Subject: jkl
Date: 10 Apr 92 01:55:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: smith-co.124763
Organization: Smith-Corona
Originator: johna@ucsu.Colorado.EDU

semi
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From: kz08+@andrew.cmu.edu (Ken Zuroski)
Newsgroups: misc.misc,misc.consumers,alt.atheism
Subject: SUMMARY: need advice on non-religious wedding
Date: 6 Apr 92 23:48:52 GMT
Organization: Doctoral student, English, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA


Hi--

A quick thank-you to all that responded to my recent post requesting
advice on how best to organize a "secular" wedding.  I received over 90
messages chock full of very useful advice, tips, anecdotes, etc. 
Unfortunately, to reply to everyone individually, as I would have
preferred to do, would have exhausted my very limited time resources.
I have, however, read each and every one of the messages 
with utmost attention and interest. I very much appreciate the time
that you took to help me out--all the messages were very helpful, and
the level of detail of some was astounding. My wife-to-be and I have
garnered many good ideas based on your suggestions.

The overwhelming majority of the messages suggested that we look into
the Unitarian-Universalist "church" as an organization that might be
sympathetic to our beliefs. We indeed did attend a service at a local
congregation here in Pittsburgh and found the proceedings very much to
our liking. (The "sermon" was a discussion on the humanitarian role of
the United Nations in helping solve the world's problems--very
informative and interesting.) Other suggestions included: designing our
own ceremony with a family member officiating, taking care of the legal
requirements of the marriage with a justice either immediately before
or after the ceremony; "deputizing" a family member to be justice for a
day; asking the local mayor to officiate over the ceremony; writing our
own ceremonial "script" that a justice would follow in place of the
usually brief and perfunctory legal readings, and so forth. This brief
summary does not, however, demonstrate the creativity and
ingenuity with which people approached the task of planning
their weddings. 

Many people sent along text of the readings read at their ceremonies,
some of which they helped to write.  Others suggested places in which
to hold the ceremony--a city park, for instance. One response described
in detail how they (the bride and groom) invited friends to their
pool-side wedding--in which the friends were kept entirely in the dark
about the wedding until the moment was at hand.

If you would like copies of the various and sundry messages I received,
I would be glad to mail you a file containing a concatenated collection
of the messages. I will first remove all references to names, cities,
and email sites so that everyone remains anonymous, for those of you
who might be concerned about the issue of confidentiality. Email me if
you want a copy of this concatenated file of messages.

Thanks again. Rarely has a posted query of mine elicited such a
response or generated such useful results.

--kz


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ken Zuroski
Department of English
Carnegie Mellon University
Pittsburgh, PA 15213 USA
kz08@cmu.edu
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Newsgroups: misc.misc,rec.humor
From: michaelc@oz.plymouth.edu (Mike Clark)
Subject: Re: Dumb Feminine Products (Was Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK)
Reply-To: michaelc@oz.plymouth.edu (Mike Clark)
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, N.H.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 12:58:57 GMT

Those damn tampon strings!  Know what they call a woman who has a
string break?  A frustrated cotton picker!
From: strong@tc.fluke.COM (Norm Strong)
Subject: Re: Dumb Feminine Products (Was Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK)
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 18:42:37 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.025848.11850@schbbs.mot.com> root@-?.Berkeley.EDU (0000-Admin(0000)) writes:

Explanation of tampon commercial deleted.
}                                     
}We knew all that! But you have to admit that if you're going to advertise
}these types of products you had better be prepared for the humor that goes
}along with it. Not that this is the forum for this, but I don't see why I
}must be subjected to ads (TV at least) for these products. I don't use them,
}I don't want to know how absorbent they are. I don't want to know how
}confident I'll feel. And I am sick to death of your euphamisms such as the
}blue liquid and the terms, "wetness", "accident", etc. We all know these
}products exist. The people that use them are aware of them and know where
}to buy them. Since you are a marketing assistant in this area, perhaps it
}is time you did some market surveys to determine the impact of your 
}commercials on the public. The puns in this forum are a good place to start
}in understanding how people feel about these items.

Well, I don't wear women's hose, either.  And I don't care how long they
last or how cheap they are.  

But I sure hope they keep running the commercials; they're they only
ones I watch!  :-)
}
}Thanks for listening.


-- 

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2528 31st S.   Seattle WA 98144   USA
Newsgroups: misc.misc
Subject: I am relieved
From: andyb@wndrsvr.la.ca.us (Andy Brager)
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 04:58:44 GMT
Organization: Wonder Server - Public Access for SoCal


I am relieved to know that it was my AMI MOTHERBOARD that was causing
countless problems of varying magnitude.  Missed interrupts on my serial
ports, my keyboard response going from snappy to nil after a few hours, etc.
etc. ad infinitum.  After denying that anything was wrong with my board, 
I told them to keep it until they found something wrong with it.  Well, 
sure enough, two days later "Mr. Brager?  Uhh, we've been able to get 
the board to hang after testing it some more."  Yee hah!  New board on
the way.  Mind testing it this time fellas?

Thanks for listening!

Andy

Summary of *current* hardware problems:

Orchid Video card drops pixels until text is no longer readable.
Diagnosis: Hardware design flaw.  Under design review.

Zoom fax modem puts loud buzz on my phone line.
Diagnosis:  None.  Out to lunch.  Zoom Telephonics has been unreachable
for 3 solid months.  After *finally* getting through to a technician
(you wouldn't believe how I finally got through!) he told me I needed
to do something I knew to be bogus, but I did it anyway so that I could
tell him his idea didn't work.  After doing so, I called him back and
left a few messages on his voice mail (which is only accessible during
9-5 Eastern time thank you very much) but he still has not returned my
calls.  This was over a week ago.  I will never buy a Zoom modem again.

Adaptech 1740 adapter.
Diagnosis:  Needed firmware upgrade.  Jury is still out, since the
motherboard is still at AMI I haven't been able to test the new
firmware yet.

Bad Serial port
Diagnosis:  Cheap to replace. $20 or so.

My 286's power supply is failing.
Diagnosis:  Too much dust in it's diet?

Goldstar Monitor
Diagnosis: Out of focus.  No external focusing knobs. 


Does it sound like I'm complaining?

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From: dheld@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Douglas F Held)
Newsgroups: misc.misc
Subject: Re: Way to end the Shergold fiasco
Date: 15 Apr 92 04:14:13 GMT
Organization: U of Iowa, Iowa City, IA

In article <1992Apr13.141802.11071@cs.yale.edu> horne-scott@CS.YALE.EDU (Scott Horne) writes:
>After all this time, why haven't post offices ...learned to send
>Craig Shergold's mail to the dead-letter office--or at least return it to
>the senders?
>
For one thing, if they threw away all his mail, he wouldn't get his birhtday
check from Grandma.  That's not the way a post office can work.
For another, it costs a postal system just as much to return an item as it
does to send it in the first place!  Why should taxpayers pay to return 
postcards to idiots? 
Really, those are pretty silly recommendations.


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  "Plus de femmes, n'est-ce pas? Vivons sans elles!"  -- Gustave Flaubert
Newsgroups: misc.misc,rec.humor
From: cleo@cheshire.oxy.edu (Cleopatra)
Subject: Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 02:54:01 GMT

I disagree.I think the dumbest commercial is the 1-800-DENTIST..the woman in thecommercial asks her friend if he's called 1-800-DENTIST and then goes in her
rolodex for the number...

First runner-up...

The tampon commercial where the woman says "It's not your mother's tampon."You
damned skippy it ain't.....!!!! Who would want their mother's tampon anyway?

Second runner-up.....


The Pepsii commercial...the secret ingredient is Uh-huh????????
Just what is UH-huh anyway.....?


                                       -Cleopatra
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"Today is a good day to die"                             -me
         -Kiefer Sutherland (Flatliners)

Newsgroups: misc.misc,talk.politics.misc,soc.culture.canada
From: schamber@watserv1.waterloo.edu (CHAMBERLAND S - BIOLOGY)
Subject: Re: When do we stop being outsiders? (WAS Re: The Journal on ...)
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 18:33:54 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.034425.24481@bmerh2.bnr.ca> nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.175417.16347@watserv1.waterloo.edu> schamber@watserv1.waterloo.edu (CHAMBERLAND S - BIOLOGY) writes:
>> (lots of attributions deleted - this is getting ridiculous!)
>>
>>Well, they may be a minority, but it's them we hear the most in Quebec.
>>
>>I still remember seeing on TV an old ontarian general who said that
>>TROC should send the army in Quebec...
>>Or APEC dinosaurs...
>>
>>Only YOU know that's a minority. French Quebeckers don't. Media
>>show them the contrary.
>
>Forget what you've heard from others, Sylvain.  Forget the headlines
>on the news, for a moment.
>
>You've been living in Ontario for a while now - and Waterloo hardly
>qualifies as a francophone haven!  So, what have YOU found?  Have you
>met this sort of attitude often?  Have you really been made to feel
>like an outsider, because you're from Quebec?  Even remembering that
>one idiot can make you forget 100 reasonable people - what is YOUR
>overall evaluation of Ontarians?  Are they people you can get along
>with, or bigots who threaten your culture?

Well, I would say they are not different from French-Quebeckers on one
thing: they DON'T CARE!!!!   :)

But I DO feel as an outsider, because of the language. This is incredible
the number of "jokes" I miss because of the language...  :)

I lived all my life in a 99.9999% French environment (the 0.0001% being
the English calls for her children of by Irish-rooted neighbor).
Well, even if I don't usually listen to music, I do miss French-Quebecker
music.  

But the fact that I feel being an outsider is not related to the
people here...

Indeed, I have met only friendly people here.

But it does not change the fact that I don't feel  I can trust
TROCian MPs in Ottawa to preserve my culture. I trust a lot more
my Quebec MNAs. In that I differ a lot from my TROC conterparts:
they don't trust provinces.

>The Rhealist (Rheal Nadeau)                 |  Bell-Northern Research
>Internet:  nadeau@bnr.ca                    |  Ottawa, Ontario, Canada 
>BNR neither endorses nor censors my views   |  (613) 763-4266

Sylvain Chamberland
Dept. of Biology
University of Waterloo
Waterloo, Ontario.

Newsgroups: misc.misc
From: adams@spss.com (Steve Adams)
Subject: Re: MCI
Date:  6 Apr 92 20:09:03 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: SPSS Inc.

jpd@kepler.unh.edu (James P Doherty) writes:


>>> IMHO the "friends and family" campaign
>>> is one of the lowest advertising done by any of
>>> the phone companies.

>That is correct.  You give MCI the numbers of your family and friends, and
>MCI calls them and tries to get them to switch by saying how much they can
>save.  You get no discount at all if your friends or family have AT+T.

>Pretty sleazy.

>I dropped MCI because they would not remove a family member's name from my
>list.  They continued to try to sell her MCI despite my asking twice to have
>the name removed.

One of my wife's "friends" (that has to go in quote) gave our name to MCI.
When MCI called, they REFUSED to take 'no' as an answer from my wife.
Finally, she had to just hang up on them.  They called back and again she
had to hang up on them.  Even after she said "No.  We are not interested in
switching," they kept saying "But we can save you money" or some other such
deal.

Anyone who can't understand a simple "No.  We are not interested." will
never, ever get my business.  No matter how low their rates are.

 -Steve
--
 The opinions expressed above are those of the author and not SPSS, Inc.
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Newsgroups: misc.misc,talk.politics.misc,soc.culture.canada
From: schamber@watserv1.waterloo.edu (CHAMBERLAND S - BIOLOGY)
Subject: Re: When do we stop being outsiders? (WAS Re: The Journal on ...)
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 06:14:31 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.153835.24587@bmerh2.bnr.ca> nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau) writes:
>In article <1992Apr13.194740.15976@watserv1.waterloo.edu> schamber@watserv1.waterloo.edu (CHAMBERLAND S - BIOLOGY) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr13.182639.3398@watserv1.waterloo.edu> heckman@kingcong.UWaterloo.ca (Gerald Heckman) writes:
>>>In article <SBO.92Apr10124351@gunther.vlsi.polymtl.ca> sbo@vlsi.polymtl.ca (Stephane Boucher) writes:
>>>
>>>[...] 
>>>>Make this country Unilingual anglophones so that we won't get Funking
>>>>French on our cereal Box. We will get back the jobs that where stolen from
>>>>us by the Funcking Frogs.
>>>
>>>Non, mais .... !
>>>
>>He was being cynical, Gerald. I don't understand why you don't
>>understand that...
>
>He wasn't being cynical - he was being sarcastic.  You accuse Richler
>of being negative, of stirring up shit at a sensitive time - and yet,
>this is precisely what Stephane was doing.

Yes, sarcastic. I did not know if I could use it in English.

About Stephane's message, it's taken out of context.  Go look
at the original message. And about Richler, the last message
of Stephane about the post talking of "frogs" is very interesting.
And I am not sure that Stephane and Richler cases are similar.
Explain to me.

>>There is a lot of Quebec bashing in this newsgroup, you should see that.
>>At least, that's the feeling of many French-Quebeckers including myself.
>
>Again, don't confuse criticism of some aspects of Quebec with Quebec
>bashing.  Or should I accuse you, Stephane, Denis, and Francois of
>Canada bashing?  Are you so sensitive, so vulnerable, that discussion
>of your opinions, disagreement with them, seems to you a total
>rejection of all that you are?  Then shouldn't I be just as offended,
>feel just as rejected, when you disagree with me?

Well, maybe it's not bashing.

But look at the messages on this newsgroup: Quebec nationalists are
being "attacked" (I mean, their opinions; better word:questioned???) 
and are continuously "sur la defensive".
Thus, the feeling of bashing.

>The Rhealist (Rheal Nadeau)                 |  Bell-Northern Research
>Internet:  nadeau@bnr.ca                    |  Ottawa, Ontario, Canada 
>BNR neither endorses nor censors my views   |  (613) 763-4266

Sylvain Chamberland
Dep. of Biology
University of Waterloo
Waterloo, Ontario.

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