From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Challenge II (was Re: A timely (I hope) post...)
Date: 7 Apr 92 02:03:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: barkley.LF.92Apr6210342
	<1992Apr7.031711.15761@noao.edu>
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In-reply-to: groves@noao.edu's message of 7 Apr 92 03:17:11 GMT

Lee get curious:
>Lexi rambles:
>>>Yep.... Deep FUDJE....
>> Stuffed down a ShallowThroat?  Interesting possibilities, there...
>Care to elaborate?  I want to hear this!

Ummmmmm...let's take this to private email, eh?  Methinks this is too
risque even for veteran ARCers.  8-)

>> S'why we have Usenet, so we can settle this in RemotePerson.
>Oh, but in person will be so much more fun...

Also messier, and I hear them new NonFatCreams they use in them
desserts are also NonBioDeGradable.  Can't letcha mess up the
environment, ya know, even tho I'm as far from the East Coast as I've
been in the last 4 years.  8-)

>Can I help it if my fingers want to type "rain" instead of "rian"

Sure.  Ever heard of Ms. Macros or Cut-N Paste?  Them babes can work
wonders for your typing, to say nothing of Ms. Spelling Checker.  [LF
suddenly stops as he realizes who he's talking to.]  Oops, sorry.
Hope 'Chelle didn't hear any of that...8-)

>No you don't have to do anything unless I am incapicated the morning
>of the duel.   --In which case, let me know if I win....

Er...like, I only get to plonk him with a StaleFrenchLoaf if you don't
show?  Gee, I guess I'll hafta speak to the ARChef...NOT!  8-)

>I can just see us in our matching leather jackets walking out to
>the duel saying, "WE BAAAAD!"  

Actually, I'd say, "Hey, don't I look kOOl in these duds?"  But I'm
willing to change my lines for a day.  8-)

>> You didn't prevail, I let you win.  Nyah!  8-P 8-)
>Only 'cause you knew you'd loose... :)

Bullcrap!  I withdrew from the competition coz I got sentimental!
Damn that TenderSpot!  When I find it, I'll <graphic descriptions of
MindlessViolence and GutRetchingGore deleted to preserve the sanity of
the impressionable>!!!

>>[Bill for alterations to GOGIL's LeatherJacket deleted]
>Say What?????

What?????

>Just what have you been doing while wearing my jacket?  I thought
>you were keeping the HorneyHunks at bay!  Have you been off
>masquarading (sp?) as GOGIL????

Certainly *NOT*!!  I took the opportunity to strengthen and
stain-proof your Jacket at least 10-fold for your upcoming Duel!
Geez, [LF does his worst RodneyDangerfieldImpression] I don't get no
respect around here!!

>>>All spectators are urged to bring Hot Chocolate and pancakes in
>>>the event of poor aim on the part of the beligerants...
>> What, you want AudienceParticipation this time around?  Really, GOGIL,
>> if you can't shoot straight, I'd better stand in for ya!
>I'm not worried about MY aim....

Then what's with the extra EdibleMissileBatteries?  Hey, I'll stand by
you, but only if you play FairNSquare, hear?

>>>The resolution of this to take place Sunday of BeachChat at dawn...
>> Nah, that's too far aways.  Let's do it Wednesday!
>Nope.  It must be on the beach.

OK, ARCbeach, Wednesday!!

>>   GOGIL/DeepFUDJE's Second In Challenge II
>Glad to see you added another line...

Yeah, well, if you keep dragging me into stuff like this, my .sig will
explode some day!  8-)

LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
  Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland and DirtyMindedApe
  SecondBro to Rip, 'Chelle and HotDi, SpiritualBro to Lis
  'Chelle's Bouncer, Plucked From Retirement
  BackupLeatherGod and LexiTerminator
  GOGIL/DeepFUDJE's Second In Challenge II
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