HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Compulsive Liar")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What we need
Date: 14 Aug 92 15:53:59 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fuckoff.&die
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mattb@ctron.com's message of 14 Aug 92 15:13:30 GMT

In article <4731@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
   What we really need is a smiley that says, in a pleasant, concise, way
   FUCK OFF AND DIE!
   Any ideas?


:-)

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: My 4 Word Assignment for Alfvaen
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 18:05:31 GMT

Garp.
Grilparzer.
Ball-turret.
Transexual.

				--Blair
				  "Sex sex sex sex seeeeeeeex
				   oh wonderful seeeeeex..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: grammy nominations
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 07:08:49 GMT




i was just watching an en vogue video,
and considering that since the grammys
don't have anything to do with actual
music ANYWAY, they ought to have a
"best legs" category.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: cheating@ccvm.sunysb.edu (queue cue)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: M attempts suicide (Was: Re: _______ attempts suicide (Was: Re: rpwhite attempts suicide (Was: Re: Ron Echeverri attempts suicide (Was: Re: Rictus Hep attempts suicide))))
Date: 12 Aug 92 22:40:30 GMT
Followup-To: alt.noise,bit.listserv.words-l,misc.misc,rec.arts.poems,soc.culture.usa,talk.bizarre
Organization: Mollusk Infrastructure
Originator: cheading@casbah.acns.nwu.edu

In article <ddl683-120892155613@coco2.albany.edu> ddl683@csc.albany.edu (Dreaming) writes:
>In article <5879@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil>, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil
>(rpwhite) wrote:
>> 
>> Ron Echeverri writes:
>> 
>> >I point the gun at my head and pull the trigger, but I miss and end up shooting
>> >myself in the foot.
>> 
>> I swallow a bunch of sleeping pills and wash them down with cheap
>> Scotch, but I miscalculate the dosage and merely end up having a good
>> time.
>
>I attempt to run Coral Draw under Windows on an XT.
>
I intentionally fall asleep at the wheel.

Goddamn airbag.
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 21 Aug 92 18:43:49 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

In article <3555@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>Non smokers are subjected to breathing other's smoke which they feel
>is harming them.  They get preachy in order to convince the
>non-smokers to think as they do and not smoke.  They feel morally
>justified in being preachy.

I don't mind when people ask me not to smoke.  "Do you mind
not smoking?  Smoke bothers me."  Fine.  Direct.  To the
point.  

Now, consider Kent's posts.  See the difference?  

-Sho
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: Long shameful confession: my biggest sin
Organization: t.b
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 17:25:49 GMT

schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> A buxom young promo girl walked in with Spuds in here
> arms and proceeded to parade him around.  In fact, they
> walked the mutt directly underneath where we were hanging
> out.  Not two seconds after this did I realize my mistake:
> I had passed up a golden opportunity to pour a beer on
> Spuds MacKenzie's head.

     I hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but I'm afraid you missed out on a hell
of a lot more than that.

     Or so Rictus Hep tells me.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Dancing with Mack
Date: 20 Aug 92 03:10:36 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex


and to think i was expecting 
an article from Mark "Head Catamite" Lippert
about hitting the town with Dave Mack.


chaos

being for the benefit of Mark "Hey get your hands off my login" Lippert
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: say YES to drugs
Keywords: pus gooley rdc cj
Date: 13 Aug 92 03:54:15 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

drmres27@ucs.usl.edu (Mejia Pablo) writes:
>
>   Current Movie:  "The man who would be king"    (best EVER made)

In the same vein, I like "The Wind and the Lion" and even
"Farewell to the King," but I do have to admit that

John_Milius = John_Huston / 10.


Andrei
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: A BAD CASE OF RICTUS HEP
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 15:54:00 GMT

mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:

>In article <3514@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>>
>>Is there any known cure?

>You can return the case to your neighborhood adult book store for a full
>refund, if you saved the receipt, and you haven't gotten any gooey residue
>on the product. 

>Matt
>Or from the product, as the case may be.

I swear to God I read that as "gooley residue" the first time.

mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: Re: Question.
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 05:55:40 GMT

dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey) writes:


>Q: What is black and white and tells the Pope to fuck off?

>A: A nun with 8 score draws.

You know, after weeks and weeks, Wavey Davey has posted something that I like.

Have an elephant stamp, Wavey Davey!

Laurie 8

Laurie 8 <heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au> | Some Driveways are concrete
Theoretical Chemistry PhD student        | Some Driveways have bricks
University of Tasmania, Australia        | Other Driveways
Unashamed 70s man, glad to be glam.      | Have Pebble-Mix - Laurie 8         
Opinions expressed above are those not only of Laurie 8, but the whole world
From: eset08@castle.ed.ac.uk (J Strobridge)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ed.general
Subject: Re: About the Festival
Date: 19 Aug 92 19:04:56 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

neilp@cs.hw.ac.uk (Neil Postlethwaite) writes:

>In article <24894@castle.ed.ac.uk> egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson) writes:
>>
>>Easily done considering the bloody awful racket from the castle. Didn't someone
>>take them to court a couple of years ago to make them keep the noise down?
>>

     Yep - a lady took them to court and won her case too but in
retrospect it was only the construction of the staffolding and the
rehearsals that were changed.  The scaffolding builders had to start
construction later in the year and use rubber-protected grips when
handling the poles to keep the noise down and the military bands had to
practise their skirls and oompahs somewhere else.   

I'm seriously inclined to protest about the firework displays tho'   Not
only do they shake the windows (and the 19thC frames - not to mention
the glass - ain't that secure) but the Saturday session doesn't happen
until after midnight - which is a b*** blank blank *** nuisance if
you have to be active early on a Sunday  (no, not church - digging
holes, but that's another story..)  

Also apparently it's clearly, and quite frighteningly - to those who
don't know what's happening - heard in the Cardiac Ward at the Royal
Infirmary.   So patients trying to sleep before a serious operation can
forget the whole idea until well after midnight.   

Dunno who started the whole business but it definitely gets worse each year.

>Isn't a closing act the Mike Oldfield 'Tubular Bells II' premiere on the
>4th (?). It is being pushed on Radio 1 (dial the 0898 number for more
>info ......).

Yep.  Mike Oldfield is doing a concert on 4th September at 8.00 p.m. -
World Premier.   Ripping Records (South Bridge) were selling tickets but
I'm told they may have sold out.   Haven't been able to confirm this
tho'

jill
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re:  X-Directory
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 02:57:21 GMT


In a previous article, gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) says:
                                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  Craig Shergold -- anagram
*****************************
    G., Roger's a child!!!
*****************************



-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession... but not mine
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 05:15:15 GMT


In a previous article, crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Can we make Short Shameful Confessions for people other than ourselves?
>If it hasn't already been done, I'd like to set a precedent.

 crisper@deeptht.armory.com -- anagrams
*****************************************
 1. Dr. Echeverri: "Crappy tots, Mom!"     (@=v)
 2. DRY ROG (tm) -- "Compare the Prices!"  (@=g)
*****************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: plord@pioneer.uspto.gov (Paul Lord)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Art mirrors t.b.
Date: 22 Aug 92 20:31:33 GMT
Organization: United States Patent and Trademark Office


Friday.
August 21.
"Garfield"

"imminent death of t.b predicted etc. etc."
paul
-- 
Paul Lord / Pope Festering Meme 	
Werner Heisenberg Cabal and Ethnobotanical Pharmacy
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
X-Xxdate: Thu, 20 Aug 92 18: 29:31 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 17:23:24 GMT

In article <op9of64@fido.asd.sgi.com> C.J. Silverio,
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com writes:
>Sex?  Demeaning?  Hoo ha.  That's your scene,
>not mine, sister.
I think attitudes like this leave little question but that cj has
the title wrapped up.
Then again, I've been biased ever since I saw her sensuously
nibbling her pencil in 
her screenshot.  Lance is a lucky guy, tho I fretted for awhile
until realizing who/what Rick was.
Markian, PF or not, I think you blew it.


.sig under construction...(anyone know a good ascii art generator?)

John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
From: 3005904@jeff-lab.QueensU.CA (Colleen Davis)
Subject: Re: MORMON HANDBOOK ON MASTURBATION
Organization: Queen's University
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 16:07:43 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.205839.22830@fcom.cc.utah.edu>, PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you) writes:
> 
> From: abraham@micromed.com (Abraham Roots)
> Newsgroups: alt.sex
> Subject: Mormons guide to Jerking off
> 
> I got this cute little thing off a local BBS that claimed to be from a 
> book for Mormon teens. real good reading....
> -------------Clip & Save ------------ Clip & Save -------------
> 
> 
> Mormon Instructions on Masturbation 
>  
>  
>  
> From a Guide to Mormon Youth 

> Pray fervently and out loud when the temptations are the strongest.

Does saying "oh god, oh god" count?

> If you masturbate, color that day black.  Your goal will be to have no
> black days.
>  
> The calendar becomes a strong visual reminder, and should be looked at
> when you are tempted to add another black day.

I find it easier just to buy a black calendar-- saves valuable time.

> Set up a reward system.  Each time you reach a goal, award yourself a
> quarter. Spend it on something that delights you.

A quarter?  Let me get this straight, I give up three months of free 
entertainment, then I reward myself with something I can pay for with
25 cents?  There's positive reinforcement in action.

>  
> When on the toilet or showering, leave the door partly open.

ummm...sure...whatever you say...
>  
> Arise immediately in the mornings.  Don't lie awake in bed -- start each
> day with enthusiastic activity.

I'm not sure that my *preferred* enthusiastic morning activity would be
 considered less sinful than masturbating.  
>  
> Avoid people, situations, pictures and reading material that might create
> sexual excitement.

Hahahahahaha!!!
>  
> :: Use Physical Restraints

I'm not sure that this *reduces* temptation...

>  
> In severe cases, tie a hand to the bed frame.

You've been a *naughty* girl...
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ILLEGAL ALIENS
Date: 12 Aug 92 17:21:52 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,soc.culture.mexican,soc.rights.alien
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'


Ode to Illegal Aliens

Oh how I love my funny little illegal alien
Let me count the ways!
She cleans my laundry,
She waxes my floors,
She scrubs my toilet,
She washes my dishes.
I'm in love with you my funny little illegal alien.

-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Band Information sought
Date: 10 Aug 92 06:07:47 GMT
Organization: Santa Cruz Hatchery and Conditioning Centre

vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) said: 
-
-   In article <1992Aug6.203932.14867@wetware.com>, drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
-   > who out there knows anything about a 'rock band'
-   > called "Einstuerzende Neubauten" - alledgedly to
-   > be from Germany, and supposedly to have been on
-   > tour in the USA in the last few years.
-
-Einstuerzende Neubauten is not a musical band but a brand of cassette
-and record cleaners.  Often inexperienced DJs will confuse them with
-real music and play them.  

To paraphrase and quote Greg: "If you can't handle the musical subtlety
of Einstuerzende Neubauten, then tape your mouth shut, fill your nostrils
with toothpaste and die."

						somewhere i have the
						full post...

-- 
     David Bedno		       	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
      "Take off that Reagan mask and get back into bed." - Timmy Rotarian 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak)
Subject: Fucking over Bar Trek (The New Generation)
Originator: news@nimaster
Keywords: bar trek star
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 13:01:25 GMT

In article <BswJqK.AJI@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
}In <p03m+s=@lynx.unm.edu> bdombrow@triton.unm.edu (brent m 92jun08 dombrowski) writes:

}>                       Star Trek: The Next Generation

}>                        The Canonical Drinking Game


}OK, folks.  What hysterical overreaction are we going to plan for this one?


Did someone say CROSSPOST WAR?

Wait, I've got it. We (I'm thinking Roger for this, natch; he's the
best star trek satirist we've had since Sexton left) hokey up a _press
release_ purporting to be an announcemment of a new episode in which
The New Crew discovers a planet which looks like the earthly paradise
of the moslems. Episode title: "Hot Babes in chador". It first makes
its appearance when Chemmanoor posts it to soc.culture.arabic and
r.a.st by quoting a nonexistent article, and Chemmanoor is
_protesting_ the blasphemy of the infidels.


You game, roger?



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: i attempt suicide)))))))))))))))))
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 15:08:00 GMT

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:



>i try to EAT my GUITAR

That's taking conspicuous consumption to a whole new
level.

-----
mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Dancing with Mack
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 04:05:38 GMT
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation

grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
>I was hit by a truck. 

Welcome, welcome, welcome.  Now fuck off.

>New physical configuration #1: my ovaries are now located in my butt.

Is this a "brain" joke or what?  Judges, opinion please...

>New physical configuration #2: my right bra strap will not stay up.

Take a thumbtack, one of those flat ones mind you, and press it through
the strap and into your clavicle.

>Can the incredibly wise ... physicians ... help me.

That will be $120, initial diagnosis and office visit.
--
dr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lucy@beaufort.sfu.ca (Lucy Chan)
Subject: Re: Fun things to do around campus
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 18:17:00 GMT

reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:

>Am I the only person to find it incredible that anyone would want
>to go on a sightseeing tour around USC's campus?

Well, it was interesting to compare the white-bread campus atmosphere with
the surrounding neighbourhood (south central L.A.). More interesting were
some of the stories in The Daily Trojan, the campus newspaper. The one most
worthy of talk.bizarre: when a guy answered a knock at his door, he was
chloroformed. When he woke up, his pants were around his ankles and he had
been sodomized and then hog-tied.

Lucy_Chan@sfu.ca
never going there again
(except to see the Clippers play at the Sports Arena)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: A fantasy
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 20:43:19 GMT

At the risk of sounding too HunterSThompson-esque, i have this sudden
craving to ingest massive quanitities of hallucinogens, stimulants, and
liquor, and then bungee jump naked into the middle of the republican 
national convention floor, preferably during Quayles speech tonight.

Hows that for family values?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: Once in sync, always in sync
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 00:31:35 GMT

In article <larne.02li@canetoad.UUCP> larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky) writes:
*I 'discovered' Sandman, and recalled someone's (Gooley's?) comments
*about two of the three comics he reads containing Death as a major character.
*Seeing a female Death, I thought, briefly, that this could bring
*a whole new meaning to the word necrophilia.  I like to think that, even
*had I still had access to t.b, I wouldn't actually have posted anything
*to that effect.
*
*Yet I get back, and what's the first message that leaps out at me?  Yup.
*
*I don't know what this proves, except that talk.bizarre is, and always has
*been, the clock that governs my days and nights, dictating the very schedule
*of my thoughts like a ruthless fascist making the trains run on time.


Not Gooley.  You may call me the Timekeeper, if you wish.  By the way,
pick up some milk on your way home.

Hope you haven't gotten too attached to Sandman; it's only got about 18
months left.  To compensate, I've started reading two others, which,
unfortunatly, do NOT have Death as a character.  Now that I think of it,
I could revise that original post to read, "two of the three comics I read
that include Death as a supporting character will soon be cancelled."
I haven't been this disappointed since they cancelled "Voyagers!"

Follow-ups to rec.arts.comics.geeks.endlessly.blathering.


Mark "I love Death" Lippert
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: Re: A BAD CASE OF RICTUS HEP
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 17:00:49 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <schnitzi.713807640@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark  
Schnitzius) writes:
*mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
*
*>In article <3514@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
*>>
*>>Is there any known cure?
*
*>You can return the case to your neighborhood adult book store for a full
*>refund, if you saved the receipt, and you haven't gotten any gooey residue
*>on the product. 
*
*>Matt
*>Or from the product, as the case may be.
*
*I swear to God I read that as "gooley residue" the first time.
*
*mark

That IS a relief; I thought I was the only one.

--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: ME!!!!
Organization: Architecture & Software Technology Group, Intel, Santa Clara CA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 01:01:52 GMT

> 	hi my name is punjab j'hai fakil.  i am from iran.

SMELL MY HAND.




--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"I would say 'get a life' but then I'm sitting here posting News." -Bob Carroll
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: light of love
Keywords: new quarter, half harvest; full
Date: 19 Aug 92 05:05:50 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex


what, are you kidding?  
she does not look the same 
as she always did.  
go outside.  right now.  
just look at her
look at her.  
she's got that wispy gown on 
swirling swirling.
her unblinking stare 
mesmerizing...  
her brilliance
stunning...  
i could look at her 
just look at her 
forever.

i know i said i hated her once 
wanted to get rid of her
that's because she's just 
so demanding.  
it's her nature
to pull you this way and that 
why fault her?  
oh, i'll openly admit 
i'm biased in her favor  
how could i help but be biased?  
i'm in LOVE with her.  
look up with me.
you'll fall in love with her too, i bet. 
just look at her.


chaos

our lady, Luna
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: "Hello?  Oh, not you again."
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 11:43:14 GMT

Just saw an ad on late night T.V. for one of those
900 numbers where you can explore your "deepest
sexual fantasy".  It was like $5.00 a minute, but
the first 16 seconds are free.

Finally!  Who'd have thought that My Little Problem 
would actually work to my fiscal advantage?

mark
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26069 alt.cascade:1572
From: rone@nunki.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: toast
Followup-To: comp.sys.amiga.advocacy
Date: 14 Aug 1992 16:19:47 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: nunki.usc.edu

rpwhite writes:
>Blair P. Houghton writes:
>>Currants.
>Currency.
Carcinogen.

>we run out of m's or what?

Who cares.  We have tons of c's.

5150
i said i would never do this again. bleugh.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Killfile trivia
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 16:33:13 GMT


By putting /bur/h:j in your killfile, not only will you kill bur's
articles (the intended effect, obviously) but also Oktays (because of
the hostname wilBUR) and anyone who posts from EdinBURg University.

Or at least, thats the way my machine works. A pretty stupid search
engine, if ya ask me......

r