From: maple@seas.gwu.edu (Maple M. Moriji)
Subject: Re: Kill 'em All!
Organization: George Washington University
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 20:17:11 GMT


TLS129@psuvm.psu.edu () writes:
: Dear Maplesyrup,

Oh how sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

:    LEAVE US ALONE!

NO

:Forgive Lars for having some fun on stage!

Once again, NO

:No, I didn't
:like him touching HowardFartman Stern's ass, but I don't suggest killing him
:for having a sense of humor (however gross it may be).  As a matter of fact,
:it's disgusting that you would suggest murder just because you're unhappy with
:the artistic material someone has produced.  Isn't advocating murder some kind
:of a crime?

Wait a minute.....What's this got to do with murder?  This is Euthanasia,
for crying out loud!  Let's put the REAL Metallica fans out of their misery
by killing these 4 Metalliposers(5 if you include Bob Cock).

:I (as many others) don't like your posts, but I don't feel you
:deserve to die for creating an ass out of yourself.

Well, I think YOU deserve to die.

:If pissing people off thru
:the computer monitor is the only attention you can get, that's pitiful. But if
:you get your jollies by preaching that certain people you dont like should all
:be killed, that's fucking SICK!  What kind of a "poserkiller" are you, anyway?

I am THE POSERKILLER.  The one and only POSERKILLER.

:If you had any credibility at all, you'd kill all those posers you continually
:bitch and moan about, including MetallicA.

So now you're saying that it is ok to kill SOME people.  You're contradicting
yourself kid.

:If you had any balls you'd come
:after every fucking one of us on the bandwidth who you consider a "poser"!

Oh yes I will, but it will take time.  Matter of fact, you're the next one
on my list!

:But youre really just some introverted little computer nerd who pretends to be
:a metal fan and tries to pick harmless computer fights 'cause he knows an IBM
:won't hurt him!  You, Mapleleaf, are the true POSER!!!!

Once again, I am THE POSERKILLER.  YOU are the POSER!!!!

:Do you even know what
:it means to die?  Do you know what it's like to lose a son, father, uncle,
:friend, fiance', or even your favorite pet?!!!

Yes, I do.  Both my parents have been dead for some years now.  So don't
come around here telling me you're some expert on death.  Get the fuck
out of my way, poser.

:How would you react if you got
:a phone call in the middle of the night telling you your parents had been
:murdered in a parking lot because someone didn't like the music they were
:talking about?  What about the families of these people you propose to kill?
:Do you even give a fuck?  Do you think it's funny?!! Death is a serious topic,
:in case you never realized it!  Your little rantings and ravings aren't even
:the least bit entertaining.  I don't care who you want to kill, it doesn't
:matter if it's Metallica or Whitney Houston.  It's fucking sick!  Think about
:that when you go to sleep tonight.  Think about how funny murder is.  Think
:about that phone call.

If you don't shut up soon, I'm gonna fucking kill YOU!

:And then tell me who the Hell you think you are.

Are you mentally retarded or something?  Ok, one more time....
I AM THE ONE AND ONLY POSERKILLER.  THAT IS WHO I AM.

: -Bill
: 
: "I was me, but now he's gone."

-Maple

"I am the Poserkiller, and now you die!"

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