HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 02:13:58 GMT

Ford Prefect (ara@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
: >>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE EVER.
: >>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
: >>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
: >>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
: >>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
: >TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
: OLD MAN RIVER, SWANEE RIVER, YELLOW RIVER, WAYNE NEWTON RIVER
: 
-- 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
David Bromage       brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au   : 
Monash University                                : "I think thinking is 
Clayton, Victoria   				 :  so important"
From: anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 31 Aug 92 16:02:43 GMT
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Originator: anton@gagme

In article <1992Aug29.125952.1@research.ptt.nl> mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926) writes:
>

>Because you crosspost your articles to rec.humor. If you don't 
>like people crossposting to soc.culture.polish (BTW does a polish 
                                                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>culture exist?) then you should at least have the decency to not 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Look who's talking.

>crosspost to rec.humor if the posting does not contain a joke.

Andrzej Borowiec
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: PTT Research
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 08:03:08 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.224635.5375@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
> In article <1992Aug27.164852.1876@gtephx.UUCP> forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:
>>
>>So Mario, when did you buy the net?  
>>
> 
> Since I noticed fuckheads like you on the net.
> 
> 
>>Or did God die and appoint you his successor?
>>
>>Where the hell do you get off telling other people what's funny?
> 
> Look you dumfuck I never said what and what is not funny  to 
> other people, I only said what and what is not funny to me. But
> then again how can an idiot like you understand.
> 
>>
>>Get a sense of humor or get the fuck off rec.humor!
> 
> 
> What the fuck makes you think I want to read that crap, all
> I want is for brain dead idiots like you to stop posting to
> soc.culture.polish group, get your fucken ass off this group.
> 

Once again usenet is a medium of free speech so you are 
entitled to say what annoys you. But you are not entitled to 
forbid anyone posting to unmoderated newsgroups.

Mike
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: Grammar
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 1992 05:29:07 GMT

In article <!-ln!8#@lynx.unm.edu>, bantolph@carina.unm.edu (Bard's are
the Best) writes:
|>	Tis iz fer al u nurdz hoo, Ar stuk oN; kerrrektin gramir? wId diss
|>rtikel yoo kIN hav lotz uv funn: an kerect (stuf untle (yer hartz desir@
|>may be wile yer Buzy fiksin thiss u wil leve evry litel misteak Thatt 
|>apeerz in odder artikels an stopp ANoyiN de resst uv uss wid yer anel 
|>retentiv natur! hOO cars iff sumbudy fergot ann a-postrivfe merk sumware.
|>
|>
|>	IFF ENYBUDY fIKSEZ DIS DEY R HOPLES!
|>
|> 
stukk haz too k;s.  iDiut#

Brian /-|-\          
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle
From: stig@Lise.Unit.NO (Stig Hemmer)
Subject: Sore Loser,  F11/12
Organization: Anarchy
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 13:32:15 GMT

(the answer is mine)

The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Wise Oracle,
> 
> Why do PC clones have twelve function keys, when only ten of them do anything?
> Is there some secret purpose to F11 and F12?

And in responce, thus spake the Oracle:

}Indeed there is.
}
}They form a part of a virus defence delivered standard with most new
}PCs these days.
}
}F11 will test a PC for virus infection and will remove any viruses
}found by the method a thourough reseach program has found to be the
}only sure way to eradicate viruses, namely blowing the machine to tiny
}pieces. (Don't stand within five feet when this happens)
}
}Sadly a virus appeared that disabled this mechanism, so the
}manufacturers added another one, triggered by the F12 key. At the same
}time they upgraded to a better method of virus eradicifation. Unlike
}the first method, this method is classified.
}
}The first machine with a F13 key will be in sale by Christmas.
}
}You owe the Oracle a neutrino-proof screen for his PC.
From: andy@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Andrew Hackard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Usenet Oracularities Digest #473
Date: 31 Aug 92 08:17:50 GMT
     <1992Aug27.181139.20793@squid.tram.com>
Organization: Attack of the Quayle Potatoes

jeffrey@squid.tram.com (Jeffrey L Bromberger) writes:

[lots of absolute !humility deleted]

>You owe this humble supplicant a 100 page PhD thesis (with full
>references) on how you would go about disproving the theory of life.

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} <ZOT!>  Iterate as required.

-- 
"Me and you, a two man crew, 
 side by side we are united,
 we will never be divided...."

                                                  Au revoir, mon cherie.
From: jeffrey@squid.tram.com (Jeffrey L Bromberger)
Subject: Re: Usenet Oracularities Digest #473
Organization: Tramway Unix Systems
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 18:11:39 GMT

In Oracularity 473-10, the Great Usenet Oracle wrote:
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
>Your question was:
>
>> Dear mr/mrs/ms Oracle
>> Is culture really worth the effort?
>
>And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
>
[ much stuff deleted ]
>}       Bacteria, one-celled microscopic organisms of the plant kingdom
>}  (class Schizomycetes) that are capable of free living since they
>}  possess all the metabolic processes necessary for growth and
>}  reproduction

[rest deleted - it's irrelevant to this case]

Oh wise Oracle, I strongly suggest that you brush up on your molecular
phylogeny.  Look for papers written by Woese, Olsen, and Sogin (other
humble supplicants).  They seem to have shown that the bacteria are
*in no way* included in the kingdom of plants.  Heck, they believe the
bacteria are entitled to two kingdoms all by themselves!  Now you talk
about culture...

You owe this humble supplicant a 100 page PhD thesis (with full
references) on how you would go about disproving the theory of life.
-- 
Jeffrey L. Bromberger ------- System Manager ------- Tramway Unix Systems
jeffrey@squid.tram.com      Anywhere!{van-bc,limbic,icus}!tram!jeffrey
From: dsew@troi.cc.rochester.edu (David Sewell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d
Subject: Re: Usenet Oracle Questionnaire
Keywords: oracle, questionnaire
Date: 1 Sep 92 23:41:45 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Thanks for all the responses to the questionnaire posted to rec.humor! 
If you returned one you should have received an acknowledgement from me,
but since I sent a horde of them out as a group mailing it's possible
some will bounce.  No deadline on responses, in case you're still
planning to send one.

-- 
David Sewell, English Dept, U of Rochester   |  "Grammarians without any
  dsew@troi.cc.rochester.edu                 |  character at all lecture
  dsewell@violet.ccit.arizona.edu            |  us upon that of Homer."
  (On leave in Tucson, Arizona, '92-'93)     |     --Diogenes the Cynic
Organization: Freshman, Math/Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 23:54:47 -0400 
From: Robert Agustin <ra00+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
	<28AUG199218072420@deimos.ucc.umass.edu>

On 28-Aug-92 in Re: Christian Joke           
user DYLYN@deimos.ucc.umass.e writes:
>	Q: How did Jesus get ready for the crucifiction?
>	A: By cross-training.
>Hope you like it :->
>					dylyn

What about this one:

Q: What do the letters INRI above Jesus on the cross stand for?
A: "I'm Nailed Right In"

Robert
From: harihara@athena.cs.uga.edu (Madhusudan Hariharan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: new contributor :sick joke #1
Date: 3 Sep 92 16:02:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: athena.1992Sep3.160202.271
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

this arab was travelling through the desert on his camel
when he saw two tents in the distance and decided to camp alongside them 
for the night.the first tent was occupied by two homosexuals and the other 
by a couple o lesbians. he pitched his tent there anyway and being a
religous man began to read the koran,when the sound of somebody counnting 
began to disturb him,1,2,3,4,5,6,7 it began and continued ceaselessly.in 
a bid to investigate he courteously enquired with the lesbians in the tent
nearby if they were counting and that they should be a little softer in their
counting in order not to disturb him.they denied responsibility , so he asked the
homos and they denied too.he went back to reading the koran and he could still
hear it go 33,34,35,36,37.... in a fit of anger he pulled out his sword and
decapitated the lesbians and on going back to his tent he could still hear
the counting 78,79,80,81,82....still fuming he entered the other tent and 
killed the homos as well and the counting didn,t stop! In a frustated state
he killed his own camel that had served him so well (he was now stranded in
the desert) but the counting still went on.angry that he couldn't read the 
koran he decided to end his life.he stabbed himself with a knife and as he 
was dying he decided to smoke a last cigarette. the counting was still on in 
the background 117,118,119,120,121,122.... as he lit up when hi eyes fell 
on the cigarette packet which said:
MARLBORO :IT'S THE TOBACCO THAT COUNTS
From: kwm@ra.cs.umb.edu (Kevin W. McAuley)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: try these on for size ...
Date: 2 Sep 92 00:57:57 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Boston



	* do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool 
	  over their eyes?
				chevyn

	* if cigarettes are the leading cause of most household 
	  fires in america, why do so many firemen smoke?

				chevyn

	* if it weren't for gravity, women could use wall urinals
	  too.

				chevyn

	* at the last supper, what do you think the waiter said when 
	asked what the year of the wine was?

				chevyn

	* if you don't have a license, would you still get a ticket
	if you drove someone up a wall?

				chevyn

	* people in glas houses shouldn't take showers.

				chevyn

	* why does fornicate rhyme with masterbate?

				chevyn
	
	* have you ever tried to toast marshmallows in the toaster?

				chevyn

	* how many dogs, that got hit by cars, do you think were
	suicides?

				chevyn

	* i tried to call 911 but my phone doesn't have an eleven. ...
	  (pause)
	  ... so i called 411 to check the number... you know the rest.

					--- chevyn

	* since i live in a dorm am i technically homeless?

					--- chevyn

	* do you think people in wheelchairs complain if you leave
	  the seat up?


					---chevyn

	* have you ever woke up with your eyes closed?

					---chevyn


	* i don't really care if the cows do come home just as 
	  long as they don't rent the room above me.

					---chevyn


	* do you think eddie murphy's first words were
	  mumafufa? ... just curious.

					---chevyn

	* do asians have caucaian cocks?

					---chevyn


	* what if sheep realized when you were pulling the wool over
	 their eyes?

					---chevyn


	* if i knew then, what i know now, i could of screwed up 
	  better.

					--- chevyn

	* when the meek inherit the earth i'll step forward and
	  take it away from them.

					--- chevyn
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman)
Subject: Re: Funny sign
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 20:19:23 GMT

In article <78378@ut-emx.uucp> mike@leah.prc.utexas.edu (Michael Kline) writes:
>In article <1992Aug23.152145.13930@ee.eng.ohio-state.edu> gan@sample-o.eng.ohio-state.edu writes:
>>Here's one funny sign near a swimming pool,
>>	
>>"We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool"
>>
>I saw this at a friends house in his bathroom :
>
>
>"Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean.
> Your aim would be greatly appreciated."
>
"Please don't throw cigarettes in our toilets; we don't shit in your
 ashtrays."

"In case of nuclear attack, hide under this urinal.  It's never been
 hit yet."
From: jiang@cs.arizona.edu (Howard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Oh No More Star Track
Keywords: oh no more star track
Date: 27 Aug 92 16:58:37 GMT



>> #7  After belting down a couple of shirley temples in 10-Forward,
>>Weasley stumbles onto to holo-deck, which he commands "Take me to
>>Hell".  
>
>At which point, the Hollowdeck anti-mortality constraint known so well by 
>devoted trekkies kicks in and saves Wesley.  Unfortunately, Lt. Data had 
>connected himself to the Enterprise Computer at that very moment to 
>download some X-rated gifs of android porn, and the subsequent network crash 
>sets him off.  So he stomps down to the hollowdeck, puts his phaser on 
>overload, and stuffs it up Wessley's ass.  Of course, the ever-watchful 
>Enterprise computer detects an impending explosion and beams Wesley into 
>deep space.  Unfortunately, he happens to materialize and explode in front of 
>Romulan Cruiser, covering the hull with yesterday's diner, and provoking an
>intergalatic war. 

After feeling remorse for Dr. Crusher's loss, Captain John Luke Pikard bops her
a few times to help her forget the loss of her son. However, with such advanced
technology that the Romulans have, Commander Tomalockette sees what the good
Captain is doing, and wants a piece of the action herself.  So she demands
Riker to allow her on board, and to meet personally with John Luke.  Of course
trying to avoid a war, Riker agrees and drops the sheeldes. The Cap, along with
the Doc, are totally unaware that the Commander had sneaked into their quarters,
so they keep at it...  however, the Romulan's secret lesbian lover discovers
what is happening, and starts opening fire on the Enterprise. Riker, intrigued
by this menage a trois, falls into a coma trying to understand what the hell
is going on, and so Cmdr. Data gives command to Counselor Troi. Troi,
embarrassed by her previous pics in playboy, hides in turbolift 5, and retracts
into a useless shell. In the meantime, the enterprise is getting its ass kicked,
and noone competent is left on the bridge anymore, because Jordache lost his
shades in the warp engine somewhere, and data is frenzily accessing vpic...

tbc ...
From: kml@cellar.org (John Galt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Woody and Mia
Date: 26 Aug 92 13:03:23 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


An original joke:

Q:  How many times does 56 go into 21?




A:  I don't know, let's ask Woody.



               Personally, I skip the posts and just read the sigs.

  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com - My other account is a Mercedes.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: s1140064@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (FERRIS (s alexander))
Subject: Re: You're Sooo Ugly Jokes
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 06:00:12 GMT

syspb@smartstar.com (Paul) writes:


>If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and make him
>walk backwards.

>When you were born, the doctor took 1 look at your face
>then turned you over and said "Look, twins!"

you are so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and
slapped your mum......

-- source unknown --
From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: American Joke (was Re: Polack joke ?)
Date: 26 Aug 92 14:10:05 GMT
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Varennes, Canada

In article <173socINN86j@uk-news.UK.Sun.COM> eddie@marmite.UK.Sun.COM writes:
>PS..anyone know any good American jokes..? ( Just kidding..!  ;-)     )

An American was visiting Montreal this summer.

He passes in front of Place Ville-Marie with his host.  
Host : This is a building we are proud of it.  It was among the first
big buildings of Montreal.
American : Beautiful, but we have some 3 times higher in Chicago and
New York.
Host : But they took years to build it and it is cross-shaped.
American : Last month, my company built a small building like that in
a month!

So, they continue.  They visit the Montreal Beach.
Host : This is almost unique : a Beach within the city limits of a
one million people town.  You don't have things like that, don't you?
American : Well, indeed, we have some very large indoor pools bigger
than that.  I know that, my company built one in L.A. last year.
A good 2 weeks contract, I must say.

Finally, they arrive besides the Olympic Stadium.
American : What is that?
Host : I just don't know.  It wasn't there this morning...


-- 
  \_\    Denis Beauregard  *  internet:beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca
 /   \   Genealogiste officiel : Beauregard/Jarret/Jarest/Vincent
J   __>  Vient de paraitre : Andre Jarret et ses Ancetres
\_.-===  En vente par l'auteur                      Opinions ? Et pis non !
From: kyrie@coos.dartmouth.edu (Thomas S. Marlowe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 2 Sep 92 02:16:57 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

kyrie@coos.dartmouth.edu (Thomas S. Marlowe) writes:

>Newsgroups: rec.humor
>Subject: Re: Christian Joke
>References: <1992Aug28.164326.18511@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> <1992Aug31.113224.2545@mdcbbs.com>

>hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III) writes:
>>I'm not Christian, and you're right, I have no morals. But I laughed
>>hysterically at that joke, I thought it was great. 

>You did?
>I still am waiting for someone to post the punchline.
>I have never heard this joke and I am still
>waiting to hear why it is funny.  How can
>it be that in 40 some odd posts, no one bothers to 
>put in the punchline?


Someone finally mailed me a copy of the joke.
Very good.  First joke of Christianity that I laughed
at (most of them are just slightly amusing).  Very
good!  How come no one ever posted the rest of the joke?

This one is truly funny.

What is *not* funny is a bunch of wimps that cannot
stand to listen to intolerant people and must whine
about it.  Jeez!  Get a life.  Try living in a state
with a lot of intolerant people ... then you'll know
what it takes to learn the virtue of tolerance.

Anyone can tolerate a person who is different because of
race, creed, sexual preference, etc ... but it takes a
lot to be able to tolerate bigots.

'Course, I don't think that many of you have what
it takes.

TSM
>TSM
--
"Law and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice, and that when
they fail to do this they become dangerously structured dams that block
the flow of social progress." -  Martin Luther King, Jr
------------------>Thomas.S.Marlowe@Dartmouth.edu<-----------------------
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 31 Aug 92 12:35:14 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <2005@gvgspd.GVG.TEK.COM>, kjs@gvgspd.GVG.TEK.COM (Kevin J. Shuholm) writes:
|> Could somebody please repost the joke?  I missed it and I'd probably get
|> MUCH more enjoyment out of the flame wars if I knew the joke (or
|> offsense, insult...) :-)

Yes, but would you understand it? 

o r

S h o u l d   I   T y p e   r e a l    s l o w?
From: als@bohra.cpg.oz.au (Anthony Shipman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 31 Aug 92 02:28:30 GMT
Organization: Computer Power Software

gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:

>Tolerance is a Christian ethic.

	Never has been.
-- 
Anthony Shipman                 "You've got to be taught before it's too late,
CP Software Export Pty Ltd,      Before you are six or seven or eight,
19 Cato St., East Hawthorn,      To hate all the people your relatives hate,
Melbourne, Australia, 3121       You've got to be carefully taught."  R&H
From: dwelch@mpd.tandem.com (Dan Welch)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Groucho Marx?!
Date: 3 Sep 92 14:11:44 GMT
Organization: Tandem Computers (MPD) Austin, TX

In article <37586@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> kprashan@sdcc3.ucsd.edu (hyderabadi) writes:
>
>Which brings me to my point. Is there any collection of his quotes
>lying anywhere in some old dirs. If not, why not start one.. with
>

My favorite Groucho quote came from YBYL, when he had a housewife on who
said she had seven children.  Groucho said, "Seven?  That many?"  She
blushed, and said, "Well, I love my husband."  Groucho came back with,
"I love my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while."

Daniel Welch
Organisation: European Space Technology Centre (E.S.T.E.C)
Date: Monday, 31 Aug 1992 15:09:57 CET
From: <TPATTERS@ESTEC.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject:    Lawyer/Accountant/etc. Joke

What do lawyers (insert your own hate-group here) use as contraceptives???







Their personalities!!
From: kyrie@coos.dartmouth.edu (Thomas S. Marlowe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 2 Sep 92 22:33:48 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>to understand the offense towards jokes about Christ's suffering, now
>thats understandable. But common sense should prevail, first of all
>the man (God to others) was innocent, was tortured, beaten and killed
>most brutally. Is there anything funny in joking about murder?
>Why don't we crack jokes about Martin Luther's death, or John
>Kennedy's death?


Does anyone know any good MLK or JFK assasination jokes?

I saw a really good issue of MAD that did a little thinig on 
the JFK assassination with "Oliver Stone's Rejected Ideas."

My favorites were the
"Big bullet theory" (in which you see a picture of this car-sized
bullet following him.
"Everyone assasinated him" (in which you see a picture
of every person in the scene shooting a rifle at JFK)
"The Robot wifetheory" (got to be seen.  great art :)

My favorite was the 
"Skeet shoot theory" wher it pictures poor JFK flying through
the air and a his assasin shouting "pull"

Very good stuff.

Do any of you have any more?

TSM
, it's just not appropriate. Sure there is the freedom 
>of speech, allowing to post anything - but it would be nice if people 
>had more sensitivity, like maybe all of us laugh instead of just 1/2.
>It's called style.

>Flames or comments welcomed.
--
"Law and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice, and that when
they fail to do this they become dangerously structured dams that block
the flow of social progress." -  Martin Luther King, Jr
------------------>Thomas.S.Marlowe@Dartmouth.edu<-----------------------
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Riddles/One liners Wanted
Date: 27 Aug 1992 19:59:29 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Distribution: world,local
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov

In article <1992Aug27.102322@ece.arizona.edu> sununu@ece.arizona.edu (Arun Vaidyanath) writes:
>>There are two men in a cabin on a mounatin.  Both men are
>>dead.  What happened??

	Jeffrey Dahmer (the third man) just stepped out for a walk.....??

	Prem!
From: dsew@troi.cc.rochester.edu (David Sewell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Shes So FAT III
Date: 31 Aug 92 04:15:29 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester Computing Center

In <1992Aug28.191639.26572@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> lsalvati@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Louis M Salvati) writes:

>Bonus

>  She is so fat her high school picture was an ariel.

He's so clueless his high school picture was a Caliban.