HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hillman@carina.unm.edu (Dan Hillman)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Packaging and stuff
Date: 18 Aug 92 01:11:31 GMT
Organization: Holy Order of Quadra 950 Lust

In article <17456@autodesk.COM> booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:
>
>Mehitabel jumped on a windowsill above the
>toilet and knocked three plants over. One landed on poop in the litter
>box, another landed in the toilet, and a third landed in the sink.

Peeve: People who have the cat('s)(s') litter pan next to the toilet.

First of all, there's the smell. Sure, there's a huge difference between a  
regularly-emptied pan and one that's so full that the cat refuses to
use it, but it's always a bit disorientating to be competing for smells
in the bathroom.

Second, in just about every house, the bathroom walls are covered
with tile. There's nothing more annoying (save for the third bit of this
peeve) than being woken up in the middle of the night by the amplified
sounds of Puss going SCRATCH SCRATCH in the pan, because it never seems
to end; it wakes you up, you realize what it is, and then you go back to
sleep. Meanwhile, back in the bathroom, Puss stops digging and prepares
for some midnight dumping. You're drifting back into dreamland, Winona
Ryder or Harrison Ford or whoever is just getting to the good stuff, when
Puss decides *that* place isn't good enough, and decides to do more
lanscaping in the Zen Garden o' Poop. SCRATCH SCRATCH Here we go again.
And again. 

The third (and worst) part happens later in the night, after Puss has had
a successful interaction with nature, and has scratched a small quantity
of liter box filler (what is that stuff anyway? where does it come from?
are there little kids in Nepal working in kitty litter mines?) onto the 
floor so it can crunch under your feet. Then it sticks to the bottom of
your feet CRUNCH CRUNCH as you walk back to bed. Sleepily, you brush off
the bottoms of your feet, ensuring that the litter-stuff will spread 
through the house...

-- 
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
   We've replaced the fine baby Jesus we normally use with Folgers crystals.
                Let's see if they notice the difference.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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From: dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: peeve o' the day
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 23:04:22 GMT
Reply-To: munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac
FollowUp-To: alt.peeves,alt.tasteless
Keywords: 
Organization: More like Dis~, really.

My entry into the most scurrilous overusage of the word 'fuck' in
an alt.peeves message [1992 competition.  Closing date is August
22nd)

In article <1992Aug12.172629.13746@javelin.sim.es.com>, tim clinkenpeel writes:

> today i found namfucklfuckss' lost pagfuckr ffuckstfuckring
> undfuckr thfuck copybfuckast whilst playing with doom marblfuck
> jr.  instfuckad of gratitudfuck i gfuckt accusations of
> thifuckvfuckry.
> 
> a woodfuckn-hfuckadfuckd thfuckory--what would i havfuck with
> dual pagfuckrs?  thfuck fucknvy of suburban hoodlums?  not
> dfucksirfuckd.
> 
> i'm prfucksfuckntly contfuckmplating sodomizing namfucklfuckss
> with a gardfuckn wfuckasfuckl (tm).
> 
> not only would it allfuckviatfuck thfuck angst, but would
> crfuckatfuck a mulch that is bfucknfuckficial to my gardfuckn.

Dac
--
munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac      David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
  prolix!dac%eyrie@labtam.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
        dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au      I post .
prolix!dac@sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au            . . I am.             +61 6 290 2215
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: adwright@iastate.edu ()
Subject: Re: ]<razy ]<atz (was: Packaging and Stuff)
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 21:42:14 GMT

In <1992Aug18.195835.29046@news.iastate.edu> z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson) writes:

>geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:

>>When I was in junior high school, I had a cat that would dutifully 
>>report to the litter box upon hearing the call of nature.  So far,
>>so good.
>>Then she'd promptly turn and hang her ass out over the gunwale and
>>let loose.

>	I have four ferrets, and April has a kitten.  Said kitten was
>litter trained up until about a week ago, when she started shitting in
>appropriate corners of the den.  I don't understand.  The ferrets,
>though, are the masters of the misguided shit.  Consider this:

>	I have a litter box in their enclosure, and they used it quite
>consistently until about two weeks ago.  Now they shit right next to it,
>apparently not wishing to bother climbing inside and trundling over the
>fresh, untouched cat litter in order to reach a corner.  What really gets
>me is how they shit.  First, they have to back into the corner.  But wait,
>in the feeble ferret mind there is something that thinks the closer the
>front paws are to the corner, the deeper into the corner the shit must go.
>Thus, I have ferrets shitting on the wall a foot above their litter pan.
>It's quite a sight to see a ferret doing a handstand in the corner,
>a look of intense concentration (insomuch as a ferret can be thought of
>having any mental facilities to concentrate with) on it's pointy little
>face.  I sometimes wonder why I keep the damn things, given how little
>they regard my unceasing efforts to keep the den relatively shit-free.


>--
>I had a rabbit who i kept indoors and paper trained quite easily (just find
its favorite place to shit, then keep newspaper there). Things went along ok
until he decided to hop in my bed (sometime after I had fallen asleep) and
shit there too :(

Poopy Bunny is now a stud at a rabbit farm.
From: pwg@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Paul Goldberg)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Champagne, wine, and beer (was: Re: PRO-smoker's peeves)
Keywords: newbies, champagne, crystal, fonts
Date: 15 Aug 92 14:43:02 GMT
Reply-To: pwg@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Paul Goldberg)
Organization: Laboratory for the Foundations of Computer Science, Edinburgh U

In article <BsxpJr.Hr3@wpi.WPI.EDU> padutton@wpi.WPI.EDU (Peter Alan
Dutton) writes:
> In article <41412@skye.dcs.ed.ac.uk> pwg@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Paul Goldberg) writes:
    [Champagne is overpriced]
>
> Re number 2, above: EVERYTHING in the UK is horribly overpriced.

Too true. Especially at the current exchange rate.

> Antipeeve: I can't tell good champagne from bad champagne, [...]

Simple. You look at the label on the bottle, just like everyone
else does. If it says something like "Krug '69" you should consider
making a few complimentary remarks to your host ("Gorblimey guv! Vis
is just the real fing, innit!" or something like that.) Better yet is
to look at the price, but this is usually not disclosed. If it's above
about L20, a few polite remarks are in order, but if it's below, say
L12, you will lose all credibility by saying anything nice about it.

> ObOxymoron: Good beer
    [Peter doesn't like beer.]
> I prefer to think that I haven't been brainwashed by beer commercials.

By all means, beer is nasty-tasting stuff, at least I certainly
thought so when I first tried it. All the more reason for getting
yourself brainwashed by beer commercials. 

Paul.


Voltaire to Rousseau, on reading Rousseau's "Ode a la Poste'rite'":
"Mon ami, voila une lettre qui ne sera jamais recue a son addresse"
From: reykja@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Reykja Sigurdsson)
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 08:54:51 GMT
Subject: Re: Waifs with cookies
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: alt.peeves


> There is a new variation on the panhandler theme here in New Haven.  Namely,
> waifs with cookies.
> 
> There seems to be a local community group called LEAP (I'm not sure what
> this stands for, and I couldn't think of anything clever - maybe some 
> peever out there can figure it out).  They have these little groups of
> six or eight eight-year-old girls all wearing t-shirts that say "LEAP"
> on the front and "Creating a New Haven for our children" on the back.
> these girls are chaperoned by earnest-looking, socially conscious, 
> female Yale students also wearing LEAP t-shirts.

            I don't know about New Haven but in Colorado Springs, LEAP> is 
an organization that helps to pay utility bills for poor people.

> As you pass one of these groups, one of the little girls will approach
> you with a plate of cookies or cupcakes or some kind of baked goods.
> They say, in a monotone, "Excuse me, sir.  Would you like to buy a
> cookie to help us go to Washington DC."

             Why in the name of ghod would anyone want to go there? 

             In Colorado Springs, we get the bloody girl scouts, the 
boy scouts, religious organizations trying to raise money for their 
churches, kids selling magazine subscriptions so that they can go to 
some hellblasted place for two weeks, people collecting for the 
homeless -- you name it, we got it! I think the only groups I have
not had banging on my door is the Posse Camitatus and the Ku Klux Klan! 
(Of course, knowing the general political climate here, I am expecting
it soon. Undoubtedly, someone will be collecting for the Gordon Kahl
Memorial Fund or Widows of the Order!) 

             I have found that a sign on the door -- stating ABSOLUTELY
NO SOLICITATIONS WILL BE CONSIDERED!!! does the trick very well!


shoot 'em! 

-reykjavik

> 
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders)
Subject: Re: Drivers from Hell
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Madison
Date: 12 Aug 92 10:03:34 CDT

In article <1992Aug12.021120.18964@news.iastate.edu> z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson) writes:
>geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:
>
>>You mentioned manslaughter and murder, and bandied them about quite casually,
>>I thought.  But ripping the lungs out of someone like you would be neither.
>>What it would be is justifiable homicide.
>
>	With all due respect to our mayor, homicide doesn't work in this
>particular instance.  The root "homo" means same, equal, or like.  I submit
>that his driving is not at all like ours, nor is his view of the world.  The
>appropriate phrase to describe his demise is "civic improvement."
>
>
>
>--
><Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 |"There'll be angels on Ariels in leather>
><z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu | and chrome, Ridin' down from heaven    >
><viking@iastate.edu      | just to carry me home." -- R. Thompson >
>< ISU thinks I need more education, which they provide for a fee. >


-- 

Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu
From: egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Clothes that fit
Date: 14 Aug 92 11:09:16 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <17463@autodesk.COM> booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:
=>
=>Peeve: Worrying about "comfort" in my clothes tells me I am getting old.

As does:

Noticing that everyone on Top of the Pops is completely tone-deaf.
Listening to Kindertotenlieder instead of  TotP.
Shopping at Marks and Spencer's because all the stuff is good quality
(even if it does make you look like a complete dork)
Buying your favourite toons on K-Tel compilations.
Wondering why all the stupid little fucks in the KB cafeteria have such
ugly haircuts.

BrooksidePeeve: Anna, the Polish nanny, is likely to be replaced by
Margaret, the carrot-haired-Catholic.


-- 
-Jeremy Henderson            |  Anisotropic
 egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk	     |  Density tensor!  Truly
       			     |  a wonderous thing.
			     |			(Joe Green)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: sethb@fid.morgan.com (Seth Breidbart)
Subject: Re: Drivers from Hell
Organization: peevish
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 00:50:56 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.100334.18517@doug.cae.wisc.edu>
saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes, and I quote
the entire article:

>In article <1992Aug12.021120.18964@news.iastate.edu> z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson) writes:
>>geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:
>>
>>>You mentioned manslaughter and murder, and bandied them about quite casually,
>>>I thought.  But ripping the lungs out of someone like you would be neither.
>>>What it would be is justifiable homicide.
>>
>>	With all due respect to our mayor, homicide doesn't work in this
>>particular instance.  The root "homo" means same, equal, or like.  I submit
>>that his driving is not at all like ours, nor is his view of the world.  The
>>appropriate phrase to describe his demise is "civic improvement."
>>
>>
>>
>>--
>><Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 |"There'll be angels on Ariels in leather>
>><z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu | and chrome, Ridin' down from heaven    >
>><viking@iastate.edu      | just to carry me home." -- R. Thompson >
>>< ISU thinks I need more education, which they provide for a fee. >
>
>
>-- 
>
>Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu

Well, Brian, you added a lot to the conversation.

++++++++++++++++++++Seth        sethb@fid.morgan.com++++++++++++++++++++
 do you talk like you post?  Alternately gasping for air and blorting
out great tongue-tied exclamations in the nasal voice of the lesser
card-carrying dweeb, the breath of your speech a fine aerosol of snot
and halitosis?  Is the entire chocolate crop of a small African
country rotting in your tonsil-pouches? -- Curtis Yarvin
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: kiran@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (Kiran Wagle)
Subject: Re: Goosed at the Deli
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 04:50:50 GMT

malc@pyramid.unr.edu (Malcolm L. Carlock) writes:

>Being something of a grease fan, I thought it was more or less OK, but the
>person eating lunch with me couldn't handle it.

Moral: Don't go out to lunch with food wimps.

-- 
Kiran Wagle                             <kiran@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>
P.O.Box 2083 Bloomington IN 47402-2083      (812) 336-7478 [8p-1a EST]
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr)
Subject: Re: Why can't I work in Europe?
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 21:40:46 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <1992Aug14.100957.6950@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:

>> 	If you look closely you'll see 600dpi printing on those signatures.
>> No self-respecting president or veep wastes his time writing rejection
>> letters -- that's what the computer and form letter software is for.
>> 
>I have the letter right here. It's ball point. No question about it.
>Mike

Great, so you managed to waste a secretaries time while she
signed it for the boss. Actually, it probably was not a waste.
She probably *liked* sending you a rejection letter, just
instinctively...

Regards, Charles
-- 
Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: artn@bert.eecs.uic.edu (Ellyn Sandor)
Subject: Re: PRO-smoker's peeves
Keywords: Tobacco Nicotine
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 18:41:59 GMT

scott@festival.ed.ac.uk (Scott Larnach) writes:

>artn@bert.eecs.uic.edu (Ellyn Sandor) writes:
>>Peeve:	My wife, in the morning.
>Your wife, Ellyn? You're not being entirely straight with us here, are
>you?

	Ellen is my boss.  She doesn't know a keyboard from a mouse.
For reason's I won't go into here, it's her account, which she got for
me.  The sysadmin can't even spell her name right, and it was easier
than the paperwork to get me an account on the machine with netnews.

	Stephan Meyers (male)
-- 
--
Stephan Meyers | artn@uicbert.eecs.uic.edu
(Art)^n Laboratories, inventors of the Stealth Negative PHSCologram
(312) 567-3762
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Re: Why can't I work in Europe?
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
	<1992Aug12.094521.1249@email.tuwien.ac.at>
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 22:06:19 GMT

<In article <1992Aug12.094521.1249@email.tuwien.ac.at> alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Alexander Vrchoticky) writes:

<01sybok@ac.dal.ca whiiiiines:

<>BTW does anyone here read German?

<well, if i remember correctly, we *do* have someone here who posts from 
<vienna, austria.  

	But what does that have to do with reading GERMAN?

<he just might ... 

	Oh, yeah, I forgot.....Europeans study foreign languages
	more than Nortamericanos.

<but you'll have to find him yourself.

	And then.............................snickersnee!
From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Income Tax Blues (already!)
Date: 21 Aug 92 12:49:12 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

I suppose *everyone* has peeved about this one, but hey...

PEEVE: automatic deductions from your cheque. I know for a fact that I'm not
going to have to pay income tax, and have sent letters to Accounting to 
inform them of this, but they still insist on gouging cash out of my wages.

!PEEVE: I'm going to have one hell of a return next year.

Mike

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
I have a fondness for big hair, and the industrial strength heavy-duty 
environment-mangling aerosol hair spray that creates it. 

								Laura LeMay
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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Subject: Re: PRO-smoker's peeves
Keywords: Tobacco Nicotine
Reply-To: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Organization: PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Activists
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 17:19:25 GMT

In article <n96mrrd@lynx.unm.edu> baldwin@carina.unm.edu (Chris Baldwin) writes:
	
>Peeve: People who flick their ashes out of the window when there is someone,
>namely me, sitting in the back seat. Flicking ashes out of the window, in itself
>doesn't bother me as most of the ashes seem to end up in the car anyway, which
>is why flicking them when I am in the back does peeve me. 

	It could be worse.  Sit in the back seat of a car with the windows
down.  Insert a driver who happens to be chawing on a plug of tobacco.  Let
said driver spit, and guess where this stream will go?  <SPLAT!>

	The driver is dead now, of natural causes.  The person who was sitting
in the back seat is still alive and in pretty good health.  There is a bit
of justice in this.

--
<Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 |"There'll be angels on Ariels in leather>
<z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu | and chrome, Ridin' down from heaven    >
<viking@iastate.edu      | just to carry me home." -- R. Thompson >
< ISU thinks I need more education, which they provide for a fee. >
From: tjc@castle.ed.ac.uk (A J Cunningham)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Freudian peeve
Date: 21 Aug 92 17:39:36 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University Colouring Book Software

egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson) writes:

>Peeve: using rn and /henderson/ha to trawl through a newsgroup
                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So they've given you your own partition now have they?

>As if it isn't enough that he fucked my mother!!

Almost certainly a crime against humanity given the results.
T


-- 
Tony Cunningham, Insignia Solutions. 				   tjc@ed.ac.uk

Yes, I carry a grudge. If someone pokes me in the eye, I'll poke both of
their eyes. larry@psl.nmsu.edu (Larry Cunningham)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders)
Subject: Re: Drivers from Hell
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Madison
Distribution: usa
Date: 12 Aug 92 10:06:59 CDT

In article <BsvH2G.4yB@wpi.WPI.EDU> padutton@wpi.WPI.EDU (Peter Alan Dutton) writes:
>In article <1992Aug11.222201.3348@adobe.com> lstein@adobe.com (Larry Stein) writes:
>>      Well, Peter, you better NEVER, EVER drive in Europe.  Try pulling
>>      that kind of bullshit there and somebody in a Porsche or Ferrari,
>>      coming up on you at about 150MPH with their lights flashing,
>>      will get on your tail and try to buttfuck your poor little Renault
>>      5 back to Cleveland.  And frankly, I hope they do!!
>
>Sorry, but I already have. OK, in England. And not in a Renault. If someone
>in a plastic car wants to tailgate at 150 mph, then it will probably
>hurt him more than me.
>
>Of course, I was having enough trouble keeping the car centered in the
>lane because the *&(*#$@ steering wheel is on the wrong side!
>
>>      The flashing of lights is standard operating procedure on European
>>      roads.
>
>And we would all like to emulate those wonderful European drivers?
>What's your point?
>>
>>      I bet you read Consumer Reports for car information, too.
>
>No, but I bet you read ComputerWorld and watch "Star Trek"...

Bite me.
-- 

Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: sethb@fid.morgan.com (Seth Breidbart)
Subject: Re: RADIO SHACK FASCISM
Organization: peevish, at best
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 00:42:33 GMT

In article <whitlock.70.0@vaxb.gbus.virginia.edu>
whitlock@vaxb.gbus.virginia.edu (Reid E. Whitlock) writes:

>There's now a sequal to my earlier article <whitlock.63.0@vaxb.gbus.
>virginia.edu>. Returning to the same store, emboldened by several of your 
>comments, I appeared to have renounced my earlier pugnaciousness, and agreed 
>to give them a "name, address and last four digits of the phone number". 

I don't remember it, but the address and phone number of RatShack have
been posted in misc.consumers.  Most of their salesdroids don't
recognize them.

!Peeve: The RatShacks around here will refrain from insisting on your
name, if you ask them politely.

!Peeve: Zaro's Bread Basket cashiers hand me the coins from my change
first.

ObPeeve: Their prices are still too high.

++++++++++++++++++++Seth     sethb@fid.morgan.com++++++++++++++++++++
Fuck that.  Anyone who'd put up with that kind of abuse is clearly
mentally defective, dogshit on the lawnmower wheel of society, and
deserves to be called home early by father Darwin.  The rest of us
have anough on our collective plate without some roundheeled bimbo
screeching because she's getting slapped around by her dirtbag
boyfriend.  Screw `em both -- what they really need is an RPG round
or three through their living room window.  That'd be a favor to the
gene pool, not to mention the ambient noise level of their community.
--Geoff Miller
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Mike Sybok learns about human anatomy
Date: 12 Aug 92 14:48:03 -0300
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <5683@catnip.berkeley.ca.us>, dre@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (I would like to return this TOBACCONIST; it is scratched) writes:
> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
> 
> 
> The next time you have a fuckless date with Muffy from Tri-Del take a look
> at your pants.  See the wet spot?  No, not the yellow one, the one that
> is all slippery.  This is highly concentrated sperm, put out by your
> body so that even a clutz can knock up a woman if she's fertile.
> -- 


a) Re: the header. That's 01Sybok, to you, pal.

b) I date Buffy. My brother Skip dates Muffy.

c) We're usually doing the nasty before I have time to notice any lubrication
(you know how those sorority girls are !)

d) I said "difficult" not "impossible. Since you're such an authority on 
anatomy, you must know women tend get get far more lubricated then men.

e) whoops. No (e). I got carried away.

Mike
From: parr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Charles Parr)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Please Ignore mikey at Dalhousie
Date: 12 Aug 92 19:44:47 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <793mz9+.rickg@netcom.com> rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon) writes:
>In article <1992Aug11.153322.1476@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu> sac writes:

>>What say we all ignore mikey from dalhousie university until he
>>goes away. If you feed the pidgeons you only encourage them to stay!

>Besides, sac, nobody *feeds* pigeons here ...

...And we'll go Poooiiiisoning pigeons in the park, my dear...

with apologies to Tom Lehrer

Regards, Charles
-- 
Within the span of the last few weeks I have heard elements of
separate threads which, in that they have been conjoined in time,
struck together to form a new chord within my hollow and echoing
gourd. --Unknown net.person