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From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: *ROFL*
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:30:55 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1g8hrnINN50h@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
> In article <Bz11E8.8u3@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com 
> (Patricia O Tuama) writes:
>>In article <1g1kaaINNhg1@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU 
>>(PostMistress General) writes:
>>> Please take your fat ass to some local Italian flame group and LEARN
>>> something.  You're not doing well in the big time. 
>>
>>So?  Neither are you, hon.  In fact, I'd say the two of you are
>>running about equal in terms of mediocrity.
>>
> 
> Oh, gee!  I'm so sorry that my posts haven't been more entertaining for you.
> Maybe I'll take your statement more to heart when you start posting to
> this group on a regular basis...
> 
> 
> 						--Liz
> 
> --
> bite me, fan boy

Ehhhh, two women fighting for me.... Isn't cute? 

	Michele
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Subject: Re: Clarifying "Restrictions"
Summary: A sic bunch of people. 
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 21:20:58 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

kcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Keith "Justified And Ancient" Cochran) writes:
>Or about the "mundane" details of:
>   science
>   history
>   the legal system
>   logic
>   grammer
[sic]
>   English
>   philosphy
[sic]
>   Women's rights
>   &etc
>
>Wow!  That's _TWO_ people from the Cochran Clan that Kebbie considers
>to be "morally inconsistent" [sic].

[sic?]

Please, stop.  You're making me see sic.

-- Andy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama)
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Followup-To: news.net-cops.kevin-darcy
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:31:36 GMT

In article <1gjdrvINNqat@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@hikita.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) whines some more:

>Oh sorry...I guess some people feel it is their place to butt into a thread
>that didn't involve them to begin with, and put in their misinformed two

It's a public forum, hon, you can't handle the flames, then get 
the fuck out of the kitchen.

>I guess I'm still a newbie until I've been here for years and years

No, some people skip that phase altogether.  They start posting
here and everyone is impressed with the quality of their flames
right off the bat.  You, however, don't seem to be capable of 
doing anything other than spewing ignorance and bigotry and then 
whining when you get whacked up the side of the head for it.


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Your comprehension of the vagaries of copyright law, as well as the meaning of
public domain is about as deep as your comprehension of logic, child-support
law, ethics, the history of the net, and about a thousand other subjects.
In other words, nonexistent.
					lefty@Apple.COM (Lefty)
					<51630@apple.Apple.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Chris' lovely Australia.
From: nunn@it.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 14 Dec 92 12:57:45 +0900
Reply-To: nunn@it.ntu.edu.au
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University


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>>In article 1@acad.drake.edu, vsg001@acad.drake.edu () writes:
>>> In article <1904@spam.ua.oz>, jaskew@spam.ua.oz (Joseph Askew) writes:
>>> > [Incestuous drivel deleted]
>>>
>>.
>>.
>>. 
>> 
>> Oh yes the MIGHTY Austrialian Navy, yes, I know it well.
>>
>>   When our Colins class sub come out of 1995, they will foil all over your
>>Los Angelias Improved. That's given that your in shallow warm water of course-
>>wooopps!!, a gave us away :(.
>
>      Is your head packed full of dingo shit or what? No one on EARTH builds
>better military technology than the U.S..  Not the japs and certainly not
>you.  we've got 3 fucking new subs to your 1!

   Please...don't flatter yourself Troll-Doll. The Australian government wouldn't spend
millions of dollars on the project if it was a flop. We would be buying them from you if
yours was ultimately superior. It just so happens that they have been built for Australian
waters. They claim to be totally invisible under these conditions.
  US sub's are very good. The problem is that they stick out like a pair of dogs dicks
in Australian waters I'm afraid, as do our current commissioned class: "Oberion"; and
that's not beneficial on our behalf and that's why the our US-sucking government it
contracting it's own subs, instead of buying them of you.


>the l.a. improved, the centurion and the other one whose name escapes me.

  What name could that be?, USS Enterprise?

>.
>						troll


Troll-Doll: Angels wouldn't kiss him, cause' they an't that fucking sick.



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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason)
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 20:26:07 GMT

liz@realsoon.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:

B
>Oh gee...maybe we should nationalize things like health care, hmm?  We
>all know how successful that is in the great country of Canada, now
>don't we?  (If you doubt this, then we'll have to mention the fact
>that Canadians come to the US so they don't have to wait YEARS to get
>some kinds of surgery done.)

>I'm not going to deny that there aren't starving people in *lots* of
>countries, while grain rots in silos in the Midwest of the USA, among
>other places.  But that does not mean that the American army is *only*
>good for blowing people to hell.  To think so is simply ignorant.

>						--Liz

>--
>bite me, fan boy

I never claimed that Canadian health care was perfect.  To say that 
Canada does not have problems would be akin to saying that the UN
is all powerful.  What I can say, however, is that I would rather
live in Canada than in the toxic waste dump you call a country.

I did not at any point either claim that the US army was only good
for blowing people to hell.  What I do claim is that their are better
uses for a billion dollars than a stealth bomber.

Katherine Merle Mason
Ne Oublie....
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
Date: 16 Dec 1992 05:27:48 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4




What do you want jokes about in Clevland?......How about the Indians?
From: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: in American defense...
Date: 18 Dec 92 17:08:29 GMT
Organization: Physical Chemistry Laboratory, South Parks Road, Oxford OX1 3QZ
Originator: pete@joule.pcl


In article <1gobp8INNhc8@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
> 
> Hey, hey!  We're strange and different, not *wierd*...
> 

No, *we* are strange and different, *you* are wierd (that's you as in plural -
I don't want to start getting personal :-) 

Mind you, there are lots of other weird races around - the ones that spring
to my mind (other than the ex-colonials in those United States of America)
are the Swiss.  I know both German-Swiss and French-Swiss and not a normal
one amongst them - it must be something to do with the cheese.

> 
> I guess that goes for Americans who study in foreign countries too, eh?
> Nah, I don't know any Americans at King's College, now do I...
>                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                        Where?
Don't know any such place :-)

> 
> 					--Liz
> 

Pete
-- 
=============================================================================
Pete Biggs :{)                         Janet: pete@uk.ac.ox.physchem
                                    Internet: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk
=============================================================================
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: gilgan@ug.cs.dal.ca (Tommy Gilgan)
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 09:57:50 GMT

In article <Bz8H5x.J1q@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) writes:
>In article <1ggleoINNbfq@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>>So successful that Canadian patients come to the US to get surgery
>
>And your proof for this is what?

Well it does happen. Many Canadian hospitals lack the expertise and 
equipment for things like double lung transplants, etc.

On the other side, however I have heard that the Canadian health care system
is a reason a fair number of Americans summer up here.  


Dave Morash
From: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Jim)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
Date: 16 Dec 92 13:20:27 GMT
Reply-To: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se
Organization: Ericsson

In article 13079@bsu-ucs, 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu () writes:
>I'll tell you all what.. I took five mins. to vent my anger cause I don't have
>the time all you idiots have to sit on your ass and reply to alt.flame
>messages... _I_ have a life... but you are going to be damned sure that all my
>future orginal posts are going to be done outside of Usenet so that you idiot
        ^^^^^^^?
>Americans, who went to schools where they taught you spelling and nothing else,
>can hopefully get some meaning out of it..
>
>Go become high school English teachers, idiots!             


OoooOOOOooh!!  Temper temper, little child.  Seems like someone can't take the
heat of alt.flame.  Maybe *you* should get out of this group, you illiterate
prick!  If you don't like spelling flames, make sure it's right *before* you
post it.  Who's the idiot?  You're the one who can't spell.  Anyway< who said I
was american?  Being american isn't necessary to see that you've got a void
inside your skull, you daft cunt.

Get the fuck out, you ignorant wanker.  Take your "orginal" posts and stick them
up your distended anus, you pointless organism.

Cheerio molecule-mind,
Jim.



PS. Don't you just *love* it when the small-fry rise to the bait??  That's what
    alt.flame is all about.
From: slt22@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: vietnam
Date: 13 Dec 92 18:35:07 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

In article <1992Dec11.153444.1437@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
> In article <1992Dec10.221512.61924@cc.usu.edu> slt22@cc.usu.edu writes:
> 
>>	The only reason Vietnam turned out the way that it did
>>was because of that fucking Lyndon B. Johnson.  He's the only one
>>to blame.  We could have won that war in record time if we just
>>could have bombed.  But no.. Lyndon had to yank his fucking meat
>>off while making large profit off that damn war.  And when I say 'we'
>>I mean the United States.
>>
> Much as i hate to bring facts into the newsfroup, but this is (here goes
> that phrase again) unmitigated horseshit. We dropped more bombs on
> Vietnam than we did on Germany in WWII.
> 
> There was no real way we could have won Vietnam. That conflict started
> long before we got there, and theres nothing that a bunch of Americans
> could do to stop it. They had to work it out for themselves, and they
> did. Sure we may not be happy with the result, but thats just tough shit.

     Bullshit!  That fucking war wasn't fought like a war.  Lyndon tied
our hands behind our backs.  The stupid mother fucker is responsible for all
those American deaths over there.  We had and still have a very impressive and
hellacious military.  No, Vietnam was filled with nothing but bullshit.  As
soon as we started to win, Lyndon B. Fuckhead pulled back like the chicken-shit 
bastard that he was.  That's the reason we dropped so many goddamn bombs.  They
weren't affective because we were ordered to quit.  Then the bastards would
wipe out more of our men.  
                                    Satan
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
From: rayd@mari.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (Dan Ray)
Subject: Re: j: Another acronym and followup to: Re: Joke for you 10 percente
Organization: St. Olaf College; Northfield, MN
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 21:02:35 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.134010.27470@news.uit.no> stigs@stud.cs.uit.no (Stig-Lennart Soerensen) writes:
>Well, as you all should know:
>
>Norway is the best country in the world: we've got the babes, we've got the money
>and we've got the attitude!

Riiiiight. And don't forget the Luttefisk!

Sorry, no ObJoke. Why I'm even here instead of studying is beyond me.
From: jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Phantom brains, King shitferbrains.
Date: 17 Dec 92 18:17:25 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

In article <6828@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca>, king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King) writes:
> In article <1992Dec9.195459.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:

> No, I've GOT a Canadian education. I graduated over a decade ago. Also,
> please note that Canadian grads are much sought after in the US. Seems you
> guys just don't know as much about education as your northerly friends.

*Oh, that's right we are looking for a lot of window washers, ditch diggers,
and garbage men.  That probably falls in line with Canadian vocational 
education.  I hear that Canadians make the best toilet scrobbers in the world,
especially since they're used to having their whole head stuck in the toilet
every time they want a drink.  I'll have to remember to leave the toilet seat
cover down the next time I have Canadian guests over to mow the lawn. 

>>Stephen, it is painfully obvious that you are new, 
> 
> New? New to what? You look like a first year student, ergo I've been 
> here on the net since you were in early grade school.

*Phantom, what he's really tring to do here is apologize for seeming a little
senile since he's just an old geezer who's been at the terminal for too long.
Hey King, do you have one of those multiple electrical outlet boxes just
to keep your computer powered up along with your respirator, heart monitor,
and vacuum (for the only blowjob you can get)?

>>You sound like a God damn SlimeLime.
> 
> There! You did need it! (try to) Insult me and a whole country of people at
> the same time. Is this what they teach you at Drake?

*Grow the fuck up King.  This alt.flame not alt.fairness.  The object here
is to insult the other guy at all costs and if that means ragging on his
country whether what you say is true or not and whether you really hate his
country or not, that is the way of the group.  If you can't handle it
go to soc.Canada where they'll only have high browed intellectual discussions
filled with nice things to say about you.  If you recall, Mr. "My Memory
Extends Further Back Than a Week, Unlike The Myopic Phantom", it was your
halbred ingrate of a countryman Kevin Walsh who cranked up the whole Brit-
culture vs. America with his generalized negative assertions against us and
our Constitution.  You can hardly blame us for repaying you in kind.  What you
lot of pussies are blaming us for is giving you more than you bargained for.

**                      *TROLL OF AMERICA*		
 
>>--The Phantom
- 
>                        Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
>      ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: I3150101@dbstu1.rz.tu-bs.de (Benedikt Rosenau)
Subject: Re: in American defense...
Organization: Technical University Braunschweig, Germany
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 14:04:21 GMT

In article <exuptr.458.0@exu.ericsson.se>
exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor) writes:
 
>>Educated Americans - not a hope.
>
>Don't even get me started on that.
>
 
We know you didn't get started on that.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@brickred.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: K e n Spots Misinformation Overseas (was Re: TROLL ANIHILATES THE U.K.!)
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:19:05 GMT

In article <1537@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk> dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer) writes:
>Sigh.....Nice try Trolly old son, but the fact is, is that if you
>yanks can nuke or napalm something then you can't beat it! Look what's
>happening in the States now - the economic war. Give it another 20
>years and the capitol of Japan's going to be Washington.
>
>You're losing! The Japs have you by the cojones and you don't have a
>chance. (Course, if you ask us nice we might let you join the Common
>Market. If Israel can have an entry in the Eurovision Song Contest,
>the I'm sure we can let the USA join the EEC - as a junior partner of
>course).

*sniff* *sniff*
K e n smells incompetence and misinformation in the air. Indeed,
we are all in troubled times.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.)
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 14:09:05 GMT

liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
->keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
->>liz@hongkong.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
->>->So, wise Jimmy-boy, whatever is a newbie like me supposed to do now??
->>
->>for starters,
->>stop whining about people participating in your public
->>conversations.

->You're missing the point

no, liz, i am not. you are whining about people
responding to your posts in a public forum. well,
actually, more people are making fun of you than there
are people responding.

->*whine whine whine*  does it annoy you, Jimmy-boy?  Good.

annoy me? it amuses me. and it provides me and others
with something to mock.

why would you want to annoy me? do you want my
attention?

->Lick me, silly bastard...

aha, now i see.
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Too many Deep Thoughts...
Date: 13 Dec 92 18:12:36 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

ARGGGGGHHHHHH! What the fuck is happening?!? What the hell am I doing?!?
I came here to have fun, to inform everybody about how to be MACHO, about 
the DELIGHTS of life, and now I am speaking again about Politics?!? FUCK 
THE WORLWIDE FUCKING GOVERNMENTS!!! I am *anarchist*, why the fucking shit do I 
have to care about that?!? In a NET?!? In alt.flame?!? Nope. I am tired. 
I need to feel stupid sometime (you know guys, to be a scientist at Fermi 
is a lot of stress...), and I wanted to be stupid here! So, Patricia, If 
you wanna think that I am an Idiot, ok, that's up to you (but, belive me 
honey, you loose somethin), Beattlejuice, sorry if I started to be BOORRIIINNG,
(you know, shit happens), americans, YES, I am stealing your money, I do not do 
any shit at Fermilab! (do you fell better, now, guys?!?), Little Lady, what is 
your telephone number? Just curious.... Tep, fuck youself, go to the 
kitchen, make the dinner and than go to sleep, that your girlfriend has 
something better to do, like to go out with the friends (he, he, he, he. It 
was really funny!), Kevin Walsh, have a suicide, Colombo? Columbus? Yes, 
maybe Colombo has been a better policeman than Columbus, maybe the earth 
was not flat, it was a cube, WHO GIVES A SHIT anymore? K E N, I suggest again 
to you, go back to the CLINIC! JagDeep, Piss off Walsh as much as you can,
Sparky, Piss off JagDeep, Par, Maybe my name is funny, but your name is 
ugly, it remember me the PARticles, and everybody else FUCK!
Nationalism can be fun (that was the time when I came here), international 
politics is BORING, the blacks are going to kick your ass, and Last but not 
Least: Why don't we organize a *BIG* international orgy?!? Just for fun, 
to appreciate the *good* race and nation differences (GAYS are *not* 
welcome)!!! I bring my ex-italian girlfriend, (no fat, no mustache, double-D,
small but cute) and everybody else (but the girls...) bring somebody of 
the OPPOSITE sex!

	Michele

P.S.	In Italy the priests to scare us used to say: "Remeber people that 
	you have to die". And we answer now: "Yes, so let's have fun". Is 
	it wrong? 
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
From: wyvern@iastate.edu (Nuno Bettencourt)
Subject: Re: j: Another acronym and followup to: Re: Joke for you 10 percente
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, IA
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 23:46:23 GMT

> The way I see it, anyone living in a country less than five hundred years old
> should just shut up.
	
	Pardon me, but Isn't England one of the last countries that doesn't
have a written constitution?
	The way _I_ see it, anyone living in a country over five hundred years
old, that doesn't have a constitution, should just shut up.  *8)

[Objoke:]

	This tiger walks into a bar, and goes up to the bartender, and tries
to order a beer.
	The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve tigers here."
	Upon hearing this, the tiger gets pretty frustrated. He says, "You
see that lady over there on the bar stool? If you don't serve me a beer, I'll
just walk over there and eat her."
	The bartender sneers at the tiger, but ignores him. So the tiger
walks over to the lady, and as he said he would do, attacked her and had
himself a fresh supper.
	The tiger walks back to the bar and says to the bartender, "Now, I'd
hate to do the same thing again, so gimme that beer I want!"
	At this remark, the bartender gets upset and says, "Now listen, We
don't serve tigers here, and we ESPECIALLY don't serve drug addicts!"
	The tiger looks at him puzzledly, and says "but I'm not a drug addict."
	The bartender says to him, "Oh yeah? Well how do you explain what you
did over there? That was a barbituate!" (bar bitch you ate, duh)

***

	What do you get when you have 25 male deer and 25 female pigs?
	Fifty sows and bucks!

[at least it's not as bad as 'pupsicles']

wyvern@iastate.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rjr004@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: Get a challenge!
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:23:23 GMT

In article <jorngh.205.724549414@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> In article <1992Dec15.183915.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>>
>>I have a CHALLENGE. My life is a CHALLENGE. I don't know about you. Maybe you 
>>really need a clue, not a challenge.
>>
>>       Michele
> 
> Yeah, it must be hard living with yourself. The first step to be cured
> is always to admit that you are a sick puppy.
> 

The second step is to realize that since you are a sick puppy you must
admit that Jorn is dogshit and lives in a cave.

JORN ON LIKEM AMERICAN HUMOR!  I NO GET CWAZY AMERICAN SCARCASM!  ME THINKS
ME SO DUMB EVERYONE START BE LIKE PH, PHA, PHAN, AHH, GHOST BABY, AND MAKE
FUN OF WAY TALK I.  JORN LIKEM BIG TREE, ME CUT DOWN AND BURN FOR MY CAVE
IN ARTIC IN NORWAY WHERE WE KICKEM SOME AMERICAN BUTT, ME THINKS, UG.

---The Doctor


> _________________________________________________________________________
> | Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
> | jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |
>