HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: achaulk@wtcd.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Alex Chaulk)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Date: 5 Nov 92 08:05:50 GMT
Reply-To: achaulk@wtcd.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Alex Chaulk)
Organization: WIN Management Services - Dayton, OH

In article <1992Nov4.094830.14055@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu>
crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu writes:
>It has finally happened.  The uneducated finally voted.  I can't think of
>anything funnier than what happened on Nov. 3, 1992.  I heard this on the
news,
>honest, Mr. Bill "Why no, I didn't inhales, why do you ask?" Clinton received
                                    ^^^^^^^
>more than 50% of the votes from people who did not graduate highschool.

   I could have sworn you said you voted for Bush.  Hmmm.. I guess conjugating
verbs was not part of your high school education.

>
>Bill "Why no, I didn't committ adultery, ok, I did, but I didn't inhales"
                                                                  ^^^^^^^
   Oh, no.  Not again.....

>Clinton is a joke, he fooled the country's inferior into believing his views
of
>a better tommorrow.  He said the same things Bush said, but changed the words
>around.  Same message, different person.

   And, oh yes.  In case you were wondering (I'm sure you're not since you
said you would choose to ignore me), I didn't vote for Clinton.

Alex J.
Dayton, OH
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DP)
Subject: Re: CHRISTIAN HUMOR
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 07:46:00 GMT

In article <17275@mindlink.bc.ca>, Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark) 
writes...

>        I was walking down one of the main streets in the business area of
>Vancouver recently when a (so-called) Christian came up to me and asked if I
>was "born again".  I very bluntly replied, "No".  Then I quickly added, "My
>mother got it right the first time!"

	Once I was walking across campus, past where one of the fundie 
preachers that infest our campus from time to time was giving his spiel.
He called out to me,``Do you know where you're going when you die?''
	Without missing a beat, I said, ``Straight to Hell, brother,
straight to Hell!''  (Okay, I was ready for him.)
	He was a bit taken aback, but recovered enough to ask,  ``Don't
you even WANT to go to Heaven?'', to which I replied,
	``Not if it's gonna be full of nimrods like you!''

					dp

 		``Storm the Reality Studio,
			and retake the universe.''
				Wm. S. Burroughs
_/\  /\ dp: (daniel prosser) == S7356911@UCSVAX.UCS.umass.edu  /\
   \/  \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/  \/~~~~~
	``Shit happ+++ATHO
NO CARRIER
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: davidjh@ecr.mu.oz.au (David_James_Earl HILDRETH)
Subject: Re: Drinking Rhyme
Organization: Dept. Engineering Computer Resources, Melbourne Uni.
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 06:29:31 GMT

kent@brandonu.ca (Dorian Kent) writes:
>Here's a rhyme I just heard from a friend in Toronto.
>
>We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the engineers
>We can, we can, we can, we can demolish 40 beer
>Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum and come alog with us
>For we don't give a damn for any damn man who don't give a damn for us.
>
Most interesting...

We use the same rhyme at Melbourne Uni Eng.  except that the last line is 
altered to:
"We don't give a fuck about any old suck cos they don't give a fuck about us."


    THINK OF IT AS EVOLUTION IN ACTION !   |  davidjh@munagin.ee.mu.oz.au
                                           |  davidjh@mundil.cs.mu.oz.au 
Y'know if people weren't here it'd be easy |  davidjh@home.beaumaris.peace 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: djs@sadtler.com
Subject: Two More Car Acronyms
Organization: Sadtler Research Laboratories
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 21:45:47 GMT

Dodge				Dead On Driveway, Grease Everywhere

Ford				F**ked Over on a Raw Deal
-- 
D. Sears                                          Email:  djs@sadtler.com
post += disclaimer;                   Sadtler Research Labs, Philadelphia 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: jevans@usafa.af.mil (John A. Evans)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: United States Air Force Academy
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 22:58:30 GMT

  

Ford -  Speed kills.  Buy a Ford and live forever!!
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From: al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)
Subject: Re: Trinary
Keywords: snipe hunt 
Reply-To: al@escom.COM (Al Donaldson)
Organization: ESCOM Corp., Oakton VA (USA)
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 00:40:49 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.100702.8931@infodev.cam.ac.uk> rf@cl.cam.ac.uk (Robin Fairbairns) writes:
>It's interesting that they were bothered by the backward R (soft a)
>and not the backward N (soft I).  Presumably one can deduce (in a
>Kremlinological sort of way) who was in power at the time the project
>was dumped: it would have to be someone whose name contained soft A
>and not soft I.

Bill Clinshnev?

Al
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pan@arete.ATMOS.ColoState.Edu (Victor Pan)
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Date: Sun, 08 Nov 1992 04:49:04 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Nov5.224905.15707@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>  
gdearing@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Gregory D Dearing) writes:
> In article <1992Oct29.231251.9101@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au> cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au  
(Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
> >In article <Bwvrz6.JH1@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
> >>
> >>In article <1992Oct28.204917.9357@mcs.anl.gov> peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP  
ekiM) writes:
> >>>
> >>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
> >>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE,
> >>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
> >>>> 
> >>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
> >>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
> >>I don't understand - what the fuck?
> >HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
> Stop it guys - these cascades suck!
they are tasteless too, Yuck!
From: drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu (David Gutierrez)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Colorado Amendment 2: The First Fatality
Date: 12 Nov 1992 19:08:14 GMT
Organization: Univ. Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center

In article <1992Nov12.005403.26716@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> kcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu
(Keith "Justified And Ancient" Cochran) writes:
>In article <1992Nov11.201716.16445@news.eng.convex.com> tchrist@convex.com
(Tom Christiansen) writes:
>>    From the front page of Colorado Springs' _Gazette_Telegraph_ 

(long story about some guy with AIDS who snuffed himself deleted)

>>self-validation from other people,'' Miller said.  ``He embraced
>>everybody

That must be how he got AIDS in the first place.

David Gutierrez
drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu

"Only fools are positive." - Moe Howard
From: rstya@mdavcr.uucp (Roy Styan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: names
Date: 5 Nov 92 17:52:19 GMT
Organization: MacDonald Dettwiler, 13800 Commerce Parkway, Richmond, BC, Canada  V6V 2J3



What do you call a dog with just two front legs and steel balls?









Sparky.
From: bmw@George.UH.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mommy Mommy
Date: 9 Nov 92 23:26:04 GMT
Article-I.D.: menudo.1992Nov9.232604.18669
Reply-To: bmw@George.UH.EDU
Organization: University of Houston

>>: > Kid:  Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going in circles?
>>: > Mommy:  shut-up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor, too!
>>: Kid:  Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts.
>>: Mommy:  Shut up and keep eating.
>>
>>Kid:  Mommy, mommy, why is daddy running across that field?
>>Mommy:  Shut up and reload.
>
>Kid:  Mommy, mommy, can I go in swimming?
>Mommy:  Shut up.  You know iron lungs don't float!

Kid   :  Mommy, Mommy, what's a vampire ?
Mommy :  Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.


BMW
From: marci@relay.sgi.com (Marc Ishii)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: chicken joke
Date: 8 Nov 92 18:31:53 GMT

Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
Date: Mon, 26 Oct 1992 14:24:20 GMT


   How 'bout a variant?



     q: Why did the rooster cross the basketball court?



     a: He heard the ref was blowing fouls (fowls) on the other side!
 



 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: eds@gvlf5-q.gvl.unisys.com (Ed Skladany)
Subject: Re: WANTED: George Carlin's Incomplete List of Impolite Words
Organization: Unisys Defense Systems, Great Valley Labs, Paoli, Pa
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 05:03:23 GMT

In article <BxGD7F.8yI@access.digex.com> nukenin@access.digex.com (R. Cliff Young) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov5.000803.22469@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> cm007b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Dr. Ski) writes:
>>>Actually---its "shit piss cunt fuck cocksucker motherfucker and tits.
>>I think the above list is called "The seven words you can't say on television"

 [ stuff deleted about these words being used on TV ]

>I also seem to recall one female guest on Letterman refer to her
>"titties," but I'm not sure--again, can't cite any specifics. 
> R. Cliff Young --/\/-- Work: cliff@sfn.ORG | Fun: nukenin@access.digex.com

It was Maria Shriver who told Dave that her brothers used to tackle her
and give her "tittie twisters".

-- 
  Ed Skladany                       | Internet: eds@gvl.unisys.com  
  Paramax Systems, A Unisys Company |     UUCP: ...!gvls1!eds
  Valley Forge Laboratories         | Box 517, Paoli, PA  19301  USA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Pekka and Toivonen rides again
Reply-To: terjej@edb.tih.no
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 19:24:43 GMT

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After prevois P&T postings, I received this one.
I send it on, with my thanks.

  Pekka and Toivonen were talking about their heroic deeds.
  Toivonen says: "One day I was riding this beautiful horse,
  escaping from the Russians, when the horse suddenly was
  shot dead under me, and I had to continue by foot!"
  "That's nothing!", Pekka exclaims. "One day I was riding
  this beautiful girl when suddenly she is shot dead under me,
  and I had to continue by hand!"

-- 
A/S (stoeen@lise.unit.no)
.sig damaged during travel


-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aphelps@vicstoy.UUCP (Austin Phelps)
Subject: Re: Purity test - 10,000 question version... _LONG FILE_ *WARNING*
Keywords: Purity,Test
Organization: vicstoy: Public Access Unix, Orlando, FL
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 05:52:15 GMT

In article <1992Oct31.060622.27390@menudo.uh.edu> cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu (HE KUER!!) writes:
>
>Answers to the 10,000 question purity test:

>1) Yes.
>2) Yes.
>3) Yes.
>4) Yes.
>5) Yes.
>6) Yes.
>7) Yes.
>8) Yes.
>9) Yes.
> ...

5001) Oh baby!!!

>9999) Yes!!!
>10000) You betcha!!!
> 
>
>
>-- 
>David Alten
>cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu
>HE KUER!!
>


-- 
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           UUCP - {peora,ge-dab,tous,tarpit}!bilver!vicstoy!aphelps
                - vicstoy Public Access Unix, Orlando FL
                - (407)299-3661  1200/2400/9600 V.32  24 hours  8N1
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: n061gg@tamuts.tamu.edu (Vidyasagar Jagadam)
Subject: Re: NEEDED: Urban jokes
Keywords: city
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 04:48:20 GMT


In article <1d7u6qINN6qf@gap.caltech.edu> itchy.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates) writes:
>jpmakela@klaava.Helsinki.FI (J Pekka Makela) writes:
>>I need urban jokes, that is, jokes about city people and/or
>>about their confrotations with country folks.
>
   There was this city guy who lost his way and ended up asking a villager
   for directions to the nearest city or highway. He was given a lengthy 
   list of directions... Carefully following the directions, the city chap
   returned to the very spot he started from.
	And sure the farmar was right there.

	"What's all this?" demanded the city man

	"well", replied he, "I didn't want to waste my time, in case
	you couldn't follow simple directions, ... now the route you
	need to take.........."

	S.
From: aaron@spectrx.saigon.com (Aaron Anderer - System)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cacade? (sic)
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 19:17:16 PST
Organization: SPECTROX SYSTEMS (408)252-1005 Silicon Valley, Ca

whedon@netcom.com (Bill Whedon) writes:

> In article <721199078.0@lrifido.fidonet.org> Glen.Taylor@f137.n105.z1.fidonet
> >MW>In article <1992Nov3.151556.6137@eecs.nwu.edu> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu
> >MW>(Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
> >MW>>
> >MW>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
> >MW>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
> >MW>>lines over and over again?
> >
> >MW>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
> >I wonder if I could make one begin?
> Another cascade? Oh no! Not agin! 
To do so would be to sin!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Aaron Anderer, System Operator                aaron@spectrx.saigon.com
SPECTROX SYSTEMS +1 408 252 1005              szebra!spectrx!aaron
From: burkhold@next.com (Thomas Burkholder)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Date: 6 Nov 92 15:47:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: rosie.5777

In article <SAHMED.92Nov3162911@occs.cs.oberlin.edu>  
sahmed@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Saif Ahmed) writes:
> In article <1992Oct25.135419.136@rivers.acc.uwrf.edu> acs_stev@uwrf.edu  
(Keith S Stevens) writes:
>> 
>>    Keith	(keith.s.stevens@uwrf.edu)
>>    University of Wisconsin, River Falls
>> 	   - Where the men are men, and so are the women
> 
> Isn't that supposed to be
> 
> Where women smell like men, and men smell like horses.

This is the way I heard it-

Where the men are men, and the women are men, and the sheep are nervous.

-thomas
(I don't speak for anybody.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mefoster@leibniz.uwaterloo.ca (Mary Ellen Foster)
Subject: Re:  Re: Math, Phys, Comp-Sci jokes
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 20:01:22 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.152953.24457@bcrka451.bnr.ca> isupstud@bnr.ca (anonymous) writes:
>
>You may have heard this before, but if not... well, try and figure it out...
>
>
>  the integral of e to the power of x is a function (f) of both u, and n
>
>
>If you think hard enough you'll get it (try writing the equation out)
>
>
>If the answer is not posted in the next few days (which I'm sure it will be)
>then I'll post it myself.
>
>.sig
          _ x
Ummmm... | e  = f(un)
        -/  

(think of the integral as a "s")

The Waterloo math department has shirts with this equation saying
(Front) "Take me to the limit"
(Back)  "Mathies function better"

*   /|  /|    /---  /---  *  Mary Ellen Foster                    *
*  / | / |   /--   /--    *  MEFOSTER@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca *   
* /  |/  |  /___  /       *  Mathie-in-training                   *
* "For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."  - Virginia Woolf *
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard)
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 14:40:17 GMT

In article <tjrad.720904784@pv0a0f.vincent.iastate.edu> tjrad@iastate.edu (Thomas J Radosevich) writes:
>I voted for Bush and I have one thing to say--Get this shit off rec.humor!
>


Well, if nothin else, I reckon we LICKED BUSH in '92!

Brat
Lines: 15
Date: Tue,  3 Nov 92 12:14:35 MST
From: yackd@wyoming.et.byu.edu (Don Yacktman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Distribution: world
Organization: Brigham Young University, Provo UT USA
Subject: Re: No Talking Allowed


In article <1992Nov3.173215.14884@ultb.isc.rit.edu>, akn8257@ritvax.isc.rit.edu ( Arun ) writes:
>Here is another one:
>
>              $ 1   =  100c
>                    =  10c * 10c
>                    =  $ .1 * $ .1
>                    =  $ .01
>                    =  1c.

Hmmm...I think this must be how congress balances the budget...

-Don Yacktman
yackd@alaska.et.byu.edu
From: udumudi@ivy (u v babu srinivas)
Newsgroups: wpi.test,wpi.students.voxhumana,rec.humor
Subject: song [explicit lyrics]
Date: 12 Nov 1992 07:21:51 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: ivy.wpi.edu
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Though the following article is not meant to hurt the feelings
of anyone in anyway, it might offend some people. Please hit
n now if you think you get easily offended. Thanks.



I got this from my friend rtipnis@bigwpi.wpi.edu by mail -- his
response to the original lyrics we all got from someone else.
couldn't resist the urge to post it. sorry tippy :)

original song: (sittin' on) the dock of the bay -- Otis Redding

the modified version: 


	(Sittin' On) the Cock of a Gay
  
  Sitting in the morning sun.
  I'll be sitting in the evening calm.
  Watching the balls roll in.
  Then I'll watch them roll away again.
  
     Ya, I'm sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Watching the balls roll away.
     Oh, I'm just sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Wasting sperms, sperms, sperms.
  
  I left my home in India.
  Headed for the Frisco Bay. (guess why??)
  I have had nothing to live for.
  Looks like no pussy is gonna come my way.
  
     Ya, I'm sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Watching the balls roll away.
     Oh, I'm just sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Wasting sperms, sperms, sperms.
  
  Looks like nothing's gonna change,
  These assholes are all the same.
  I can't do what normally a guy should do, 
  So, I guess I'll remain the same.
  
  Yes, sitting here resting my ass,
  And this asshole of mine is getting all red. 
  It's 2,000 miles I roamed,
  Just to make this cock my home.
  
     Ya, I'm sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Watching the balls roll away.
     Oh, I'm just sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Wasting sperms, sperms, sperms.
  
                      -Asshole Red-ing(The Cock of a Gay)
 
					
                                                    -- srinivas
--
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|                                                                         |
|                                                                         |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: e_p@unlinfo.unl.edu (edgar pearlstein)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Graffiti on Bathroom Walls...
Date: 8 Nov 1992 00:19:35 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska--Lincoln	
Distribution: global
NNTP-Posting-Host: unlinfo.unl.edu

     Seen in the men's room at the English Department of the University
of Nebraska, some years ago:

       Regardless of what you might have been told, Moby Dick
       is NOT a venereal disease.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser)
Subject: Re: Cacade?
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 18:21:01 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division

msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE) writes:
> In article <1992Nov8.210500.12929@wam.umd.edu>, mmeltzer@wam.umd.edu writes:
> >In article <1djctrINNco9@MINERVA.CIS.YALE.EDU> juneja-anurag@yale.edu
> >(Anurag Juneja) writes:
> >:->
> >:-> >|> MW>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of
> >the
> >:-> >|> MW>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or
> >so
> >:-> >|> MW>>lines over and over again?
> >:-> >|>
> >:-> >|> MW>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
> >:-> >|>
> >:-> >|> I wonder if I could make one begin?
> >:-> >     You could, but it would be a sin.
> >:->        I better get my whiskey and gin.
> >             This is making me spin!!
>                >Get the cum off your chin!
                Shit, here we go again.
-- 

 To the cat, the experimenter is problematic.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: eric@homebase.vistachrome.com (Eric Brunson)
Subject: Re: Deer Jokes
Organization: Vista-Chrome Incorporated
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 23:06:51 GMT

TUK067@maccvm.corp.mot.com (David Wheeler) writes:

>>edunn@gomez.intel.com (Edward Dunn):

>>What do you call a deer with no eyes?
>>No Idea

>What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
>Still No Idea

>>What do you call a deer with no eyes and no penis?
>>No Fxxxxxx Idea

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
beer nuts are $1.35, deer nuts are under a buck.

-- 
 ------------------------------
| | Dear Auntie Em,            |     Eric Brunson
|o|    I hate Kansas.  I hate  |     eric@vistachrome.com
| |    the farm.  I hate you.  |     brunson@math.fsu.edu
| |    I'm leaving.            |
| |               Dorothy      |
|o| P.S.                       |
| |   Took the dog.            |
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From: hwt@bcarh11a.BNR.CA (Henry Troup)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Trinary
Keywords: snipe hunt
Date: 6 Nov 92 19:40:18 GMT
Reply-To: Henry.Troup@BNR.CA
Distribution: world
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa, Canada

In article <1cqvjqINNe3b@uniwa.uwa.edu.au>, john@gu.uwa.edu.au (John
West) writes:
|>0 and 1 cancel out fine, but there's all these 2s left floating around. 

I thought trinary machines used (-1,0,1) as states.  Wasn't there a
Russian base -1 machine ?  Have I confused the two?
                            
Henry Troup - H.Troup@BNR.CA (Canada) - BNR owns but does not share my opinions
"I disagree with what you say but will defend to the death your right to
say it"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu
Subject: drunk, ethnic, vomit
Organization: OSU College of Osteopathic Medicine
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:49:40 GMT

Then there was the case of the Irish drunk who vomited on a dog and said:
	"I don't remember eating that"
From: ath@linkoping.trab.se (Anders Thulin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Flames over america!
Date: 10 Nov 92 09:50:11 GMT
Organization: Telia Research AB, Teknikringen 2B, S-583 30 Linkoping, Sweden

>In article <Bx4F2D.J1x@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Nov02.132713.17759W@viper.edb.tih.no>, terjej@edb.tih.no writes...
>>[perfectly apt commentary about the state of American humor deleted in the 
>>interests of nationalistic flaming]
>>
>>Who are *you* to talk? You're *Norwegian*! *Swedes* make fun of you guys! 

Let's not forget that Norwegians make fun of Swedes as well.  In fact,
they're usually better at it than the ordinary Swede ...

-- 
Anders Thulin       ath@linkoping.trab.se 	013-23 55 32
Telia Research AB, Teknikringen 2B, S-583 30 Linkoping, Sweden
From: v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 10 Nov 92 22:04:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Honda:
Helping Out Nips Destroying America
(and I have one, too!)
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
(that I like best!)

VW-Very Worthless

PORSCHE-Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

CAMARO:
Can't America Make A Real One?

MAZDA:
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

That's all I can think up for now...

						Daniel Case
						V140PXGT@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu