HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What are the best grad schools for AI?
Date: 12 Nov 1992 07:11:12 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: chuckle

In article <gerald.721534877@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
*grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy) writes:
*>In article <gerald.721503495@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
*>*carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
*>*        ^^^^^^
*>*>carasso,
*>*
*>*You know, your average baby can't pass the Turing test.
*>
*>How about a Volkswagon?  An average one I mean.
*
*It can't pass a Volkswagon either.
*
*Gerald -actually, it was supposed to be "humidifier", but you got the
*	general idea.

Well of course I know it's humidifier.  Good grief I was THERE when the
whole baby-humdifier thing came up and T. Rev and I laughed for at least
ten minutes and tears rolled down our faces. 

For some reason Volkswagon jumped into my head (and boy is my head killing
me) and I liked it so much better, because I think just about all words
that start with V are nice.


Mark "Viridian is nice too" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: From alt.fan.warlord - Re: >>From talk.bizzare
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 19:47:39 GMT

In <torban.720945820@csuvax1> torban@csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au (Torban Bennett) writes:

>>From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
>>Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
>>Date: Tue, 20 Oct 1992 19:49:22 GMT
>>-- 
>>
>>IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
>>COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
>>MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR

>"WARLORDERS UNITE  OVER COMMUNIST SIG"
>--MR MCARTHY,
>     SHOUTING MADMAN


>SCORE:@

>@;-|    self appointed/deluded nedgod.
>        "Game over boys!" - Mr Flibble

I suppose I am forced to conclude Mr. Bennett is a rookie at warlording.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Government is sanctioned violence.
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From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cesium,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: My Favorite Molecule (or, Short Shameful Addiction)
Date: 7 Nov 92 21:31:18 GMT
Organization: UCLA, Computer Science Department

(Dave Polewka) writes:
>=======================
>"Endeavor to persevere"
>=======================


  Endeavor to persevere      anagrams:
  **********************************
  Stevedore opera?  Never!
  Renovate, dope.  Reverse.
  Severe droop?  Enervate.
  revved noose repeater
  Reeve: protease vendor
  **********************************


		It was an ugly job, but somebody had to do it,
		John 

Bonus Anagram:  Dave Polweka   === Devo: "Ape walk!" === Dave woke pal   === 
		evade wok, pal === Ewok pave lad     === deep lava wok   ===
		weak veal pod  === D. Polka Weave    === Poke! Evad Law! ===
		pal evoke wad  === keep a vow, lad


-- 
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			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
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From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i say kill bush
Date: 12 Nov 92 11:58:25 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Nov9.140830.10015@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>In article <1992Nov6.154851.23744@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, aburt@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu (Andrew Burt) writes:
>> Just a quick note since I'm sure you're all dying of curiosity.
>> 
>> I'm the sys.admin. of Nyx, from where the original posting emanated.
>> 
>> Anyway -- without compromising anyone's privacy, I will say that I did
>> receive a call from a special agent of the Secret Service regarding the
>> posting.  I provided him with the information the user gave publicly (our
>> enhanced "finger" type information), and he said they would be paying
>> him a visit.  I did explain to him how people often lose inhibitions
>> when posting, that the net was often a pretty loose place, no guarantee it
>> was really him, etc.  He seemed to agree with this, but said that they
>> needed to investigate all such threats, etc.
>> 
>> As for how they found out, I have no idea, but my hunch is someone
>> on the net sent them a copy (rather than them monitoring everything).
>
>
>This is absolutely, by far and away, the most scary thing I think
>I've read for a long time.  Secret Service reading the net?
>

I did'nt think anyone in the CIA could read.

Or is that how you become an officer ?
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|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |    
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From: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C. Haushalter)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh
Subject: bleeding hearts
Date: 5 Nov 92 18:22:35 GMT
Organization: NEC Research Institute
Originator: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com

On Thu, 5 Nov 1992 18:06:42 GMT you said:

>In fact, it is very common for conservative
Republicans to openly make fun of the compassion expressed by liberal
Democrats.  This is why they use the expression "bleeding-heart liberal"
so often.


This "bleeding-heart-liberal" is such an interesting phrase.  It is apparently in reference to the pictures of Jesus Christ (usually holding his shirt open) with his heart in his chest dripping blood.  Right-wingers always use this term. . . . so do they mean:
(1)  That liberals are Christ-like?  or
(2)  That liberals and Jesus Christ are both jerks?

Just wondering......
-- 
The opinions are mine..not my company's.
Actually, everything is more complicated
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: And Still the Moon
Date: 10 Nov 92 17:03:21 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Nov5.190231.224@pages.com> Sean_Church@pages.com (Sean Church) writes:
>In article <1d68mvINN8n8@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu>  
>jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Nov3.132758.6869@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk  
>> (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>> > Part 12.
>> > 
>> >                             Jogging
>> >                             -------
>> > A squad of US Marines jogs past, their legs and arms moving in perfect
>> > synchronisation as the sunlight glints from their lobotomy scars.  I
>> > briefly wonder why they're wearing matching pink mini skirts and
>> > orange lycra tights with their army issue boots but decide that
>> > they're probably practising camouflage techniques.  
>> 
>> I have no joke...having seen Marines do this many times, I just like, I  
>> mean *really* *like*, this image.
>
>Ohhhh,
>You people really crack me up!!!!
>And to wonder; are your castration scars still fresh and pink ?
>
>;-)
>
>Sean
>sean@pages.com
>"Once a Marine, always a sadist."

Yippee, score one antagonised marine to me !

      And Still the Moon

-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: male stall choice patterns in the post-modern toilet
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:10:57 GMT

The urban male defecatory site choice parameters are limited by
a varying number of independent factors. First and most important
being the purpose for which the stall is chosen. The shy bladder
will seek a stall at the maximum distance from the door and may 
stoop to squatting to disguise his actions. For classification 
purposes this pisser is referred to as the Dobson Inadequacy Model.
In more extreme instances the shy bladder ruse is affected by the 
less savoury character type who views the male toilet space as a
forum for the erotic. The individual may be a solemn wanker whose 
living circumstances prevent privacy or the individual may be a
self-loathing voyeur whose need to be near male eliminata compels
them to frequent the facilities of public houses and transport 
stations for gratification. The former is known as the Waldbian
Shared Accomodation Plonker while the latter figure is called
David Andrew Clayton. 

The rest of us pick a shitter that is vacanct and stocked with 
paper. Hope this helps. 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.books
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: Re: the wonks are in: what do they read for fun? 
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 17:11:00 GMT
Summary: not this

fi@grebyn.com (Fiona Webster) writes:
>articles do confront me with my own ignorance.   I don't know who Dan
>Jenkins (out) is, for example, nor Walter Mosley (in)--author of the

Dan Jenkins is the author of Semi-Tough, a novel about a Texan halfback who
plays for the (then) New York Jets.  It was quite a good novel, although
Jenkins does offend Jews, Hispanics, homosexuals, liberals, and anyone else
not from Texas.  He has written a number of other novels, all featuring some
or all of the same Texan characters (Dead Solid Perfect, Fast Copy, Baja
Oklahoma).  I believe Semi Tough has the first reference to the 10-point
scale for rating women, although it does go in reverse order from the more
accepted scale, begining at a Running Sore (10), and working up to a One (1).
Semi Tough's hero is an Everyman, fated to win the heart of the perfect
female character (a One), while his more sophisticated partner loses the
female character, and quits the team.

Jenkins is also a noted sportwriter, and a senior editor at Sports
Illustrated.  In his writing he often belittles "health fanatics", and
discusses his love for whiskey, cigarettes and steak.

His writing is opinionated, but vastly entertaining, as long as you are not
a Jew, Hispanic, homosexual, liberal, or anyone else not from Texas.  Avoid
the movie version of his books.

Dave
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: djs@sadtler.com
Subject: Re: i say kill bush
Organization: BIO-RAD Laboratories
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 15:20:14 GMT

>In <1992Nov5.063938.11566@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>
>i want bush's head on a pike stuck in my front lawn. fucker. i hate that
>man more than anyone i don't know personally. i want quayle to be pres for
>a couple of weeks and then we kill him and let foley do it for a while.
>then we kill him too and give it to baker. yeah, i say we take the
>opportunity to really fuck with D.C. 
>--
>	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
>               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
>                           please kill me now."
>						          "React with this!"

There is a federal law against threating the life of the President, 
even if it is a joke.
-- 
D. Sears                                          Email:  djs@sadtler.com
post += disclaimer;                   Sadtler Research Labs, Philadelphia 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Bill of Rights (again)
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 16:30:18 GMT

In <1992Nov5.230132.16219@athena.cs.uga.edu> tedr@athena.cs.uga.edu (Ted Kalivoda) writes:
>In article <1992Nov5.171322.20995@research.nj.nec.com> haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C. Haushalter) writes:
>>On Thu, 5 Nov 1992 15:34:02 GMT John Switzer spews:
>>>Of course, thanks to liberals, the Bill of Rights is
>>>considered to have only 9 amendments already, so Clinton won't have as big a
>>>job to do.
>>John:  What grade are you in?  The amendments that you are so confused about
>>are amendments to the _Constitution_.  The Bill of Rights are the first ten
>>amendments to the Constitution.
>Robert, I think you missed something somewhere.  Did  John's witty remark
>fly over your head?

Apparently so.  And I must say that I agree:  I firmly believe that the 9th
Amendment ought to be put back in place, and the right-wing Justices who
believe that it's just no fun to remove the government's ability to interfere
in the private lives of citizens as long as it doesn't cost the wealthy
anything ought to be gutted like trout.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Carasso/carazo
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 02:26:37 GMT

In article <1992Oct19.081757.21854@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes) writes:
>How would you translate "carazo"?
                                \\
By moving it                     \\
                                  \\
                                   \\
                                    \\
                                     \\
                                      \\
                                       \\
                                        \\
                                         \\
                                          \\ |
                                           \\|
                                         ____|
                                       "carazo"

							down here.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: polychromatic ichor
Date: 9 Nov 92 06:26:12 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <1dkkhdINN9aa@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>    "For the Pro Who Knows...
>   The UC1200S Color Crusader!
>A massive color hemorrhage! Imagine 1 billion colors at 1200 dpi!"

Imagine 1 billion colors at 1200baud.

				--Blair
				  "I could never get over on my
				   parents; they'd say things
				   like, 'When I was a kid, we had
				   two atomic bombs dropped on us...'"
				   -Japanese comic, doing the imitating-
				    my-dad routine, and slaughtering
				    an American audience with it;
				    listen up:  guilt pays.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: fire eating
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 23:07:13 GMT

In article <92314.153914C09875D5@wuvmd.wustl.edu> Andy Goldenhersh <C09875D5@wuvmd.wustl.edu> writes:
>      I've been looking for fellow fire eaters for quite some time now.  I woul
>d greatly appreciate any tips, tricks, advice, etc.  I generally work with
>flaming devil sticks and am looking for more ways to spice up the end of the
>routine.
>      Any tips on blowing fire?  I'm still trying to tighten up my sprays.
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Need advice from people in college fraternities
Date: 8 Nov 92 20:37:37 GMT
Organization: The Inner Circle

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) wonders:
|>I hear pyramid schemes work well over the net.  Try some posts in
|>misc.test and just watch the results.
|
|I always wondered what would happen if you posted to misc.test
|and set your reply address to "misc-test@ucbvax.berkeley.edu."

I too wondered whether this would spell the imminent death of the net.
However, all that happens is that the 10 or so test-responders which
bother to reply, post a test message which in turn gets responded to by
itself and the 9 or so other test-responders.  This second round of
auto responses goes straight back to the test-responders themselves
which are normally just aliases for /dev/null. In the worst (best?)
case where the test-responder is actually aliased to some news admin,
he or she will just get 10 or so messages, one from each of the active
responders (including itself) on the net. Now, if you could set a
Reply-To in the test-responder's headers...

Tx. [not that I've tried it or anything]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 05:52:12 GMT

Arthur Delano (ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu) wrote:
:>It has recently come to the attention of some of us that while there are well-
: >defined terms for both newcomes to talk.bizarre("newbies")and long-time
:>residents(patrons?)of talk.bizarre("oldbies"), there is an astonishing lack of
: >term for the transitional period in which, let's face it, most of us
: >languish.  Any ideas?  
: 
: aarons.
: 
: after all, you volunteered the issue.


I would be honored, but in all honesty I have to say that the problem never
worried me until David Vacca brought it up.  He even urged me to make the post,
since he said his contests were usually ignored.  Since 'davids' is much too
common, I counterpropose 'vaccas'.

(Or we could use 'delanos' or 'ajds'.  For some reason, I think of you as the
quintessential member of this group.)
--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"It's not my fault.  The orchestra has disappeared."
   ---Hector Berlioz
Current Album--Roxy Music:Avalon
Current Read--John Irving:The World According To Garp
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fan Mail I receive
Date: 11 Nov 92 13:07:37 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Nov6.164737.5461@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>In article <1992Nov6.090943.16935@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>>I'd just like to share this delightful piece of fan mail I received. I must
>>compliment Mr Davidson on his eloquence and professional use of capitals.
>>
>>What do you think he's trying to tell me ?
>>
>>>> From: ROBERT DAVIDSON <davidsor@math.concord.wvnet.edu>
>>>> Subject: Short Shameful Confession
>>>> 
>>>>  SUCK MY DICK
>
>He wants you to suck his dick, Andrew.
>

But everyone knows you can get foot and mouth disease from doing that.

           Andy

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|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Skunks (was Re: Two friendly, fluffy, KITTENS)
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 23:55:18 GMT

in rec.pets.cats,rec.pets, hartman@thorin.cis.udel.edu (Nancy Hartman) writes:
)
)As to making good pets, the literature that I've read states
)(rather emphatically) that skunks get quite nasty if they
)aren't altered before reaching sexual maturity.


IS IT JUST ME, OR IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?


carasso,
From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gloat
Summary: It just might happen...
Date: 6 Nov 1992 02:54:51 GMT
Followup-To: alt.reich.cave-newt, alt.newbie
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

vaitkus@ceres.lexmark.com (Keith Vaitkus) writes:
[lots of sensible stuff omitted]
>
>We are ONE country. ONE people. And maybe, ONE day, we will act like it.
>
        EIN REICH !  EIN VOLK !   All you need is: EIN FUHRER !

Is this a job for X or the Scorched Earth Party?


( Or maybe that should be: EIN CAVE-NEWT ! )
--
Dave Angus                     +         "Kundalini wants his hand back"
dnwangus@flash.lakeheadu.ca    +
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
From: cb@wixer.cactus.org (Cyberspace Buddha)
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Organization: Real/Time Communications
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 06:27:04 GMT

jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria) writes:
>
>I am... I especially like toes.  Anybody have any converted recipes for Pigs 
>Knuckles??

Shoot, I've been using that recipe successfully on republicans for years.
I used to have a recipe for Hunan Human...  anybody out there still use it?

cb
-- 
 Cyberspace Buddha { Why are you looking for more knowledge when you  } /(o\
cb@wixer.cactus.org } do not pay attention to what you already know? {  \o)/
 Is this thing on? { Just say no to war, Bush, NSA, CIA, IRS, etc...  } fnord
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Second Truly Horrifying Thing I Have to Tell You
Date: 11 Nov 92 19:15:01 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

The ingerdient list of Lipton Herbal Tea : Lemon Soother...

Lemon Peel, Hibiscus Flowers, Rosehips, Orange Peel, Lemon Grass, Chicory,
Licorice Root, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors
			    ---------------

Sorta' makes you wonder exactly what "Natural Flavors" are, huh?

					- Jeff Vogel
					Rutgers math
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: talk.bizarre snakes and ladders (was: Short Shamful Anxiety)
Date: 13 Nov 92 12:34:34 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <s70vlpk@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:

#  The English version, I am told, is "Snakes & Ladders".

Yes; it had seven snakes and seven ladders corresponding to the seven
virtues and the seven vices of the Victorian church tradition. 

So what would the seven snakes and the seven ladders of talk.bizarre be?

gamily, Ken Johnson


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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 23:51:07 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.214610.1312@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca) writes:
>
>     I would be honored to have the new term named after me,
>but I must concur with Alfvaen, adw is _the_ yardstick against
			 	 ^^^


This is a wonderful juxtaposition of mdw and AjD.  I love it.

So, lets see here, we have oldbies, newbies, and adw's.


So, what do I win?


TTFN,
M
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From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 12 Nov 92 01:53:08 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

Scott Dorsey writes:
>
> [...] make sure you have both metric and standard tools....

No need to be redundant.


The Powers of Ten
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 16:07:11 GMT


i believe the term alfevan is looking for is "fuckhead loser", but i
may be mistaken


-daniel webster

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre