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From: Bruce.Tindall@launchpad.unc.edu (Bruce Tindall)
Subject: Re: Knives and Pennies
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 16:03:53 GMT

The day after the inauguration, some official of the Congress gave 
Pres. Clinton a key (so he could "unlock the bronze doors of the Capitol
any time") and a knife -- the same knife they used to open the 51
envelopes containing the electoral votes -- so he could "cut through
the red tape" or some such.  No mention of a penny.  What a faux pas.

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From: flloyd@l1-a.West.Sun.COM (Fred Lloyd [Phoenix SE])
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Your suggestions for favorite sayings for T-shirts?)
Date: 27 Jan 1993 22:14:12 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Phoenix, AZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: l1-a.west.sun.com

In article <14031@optilink.COM> walsh@optilink.COM (Mark Walsh) writes:
>From article <1993Jan20.193710.17267@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>, by rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins):
>>>In article <73927@cup.portal.com> sunday@cup.portal.com (Sunday and Associates) writes:
>
>#>>	We are requesting your suggestions for a favorite one-liner, joke,
>#>>aphorism etc. that could appear on a T-shirt? Remember that shirts have
>#>>fronts and backs making a two line joke possible.
>

There's a T-Shirt here which says "Just Blow Me" - and in small

print below "(Acme?) Bubble Gum and Candy Company".


-fred

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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: nolan@twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw)
Subject: Re: Jesus' Birthday
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: National Association of Organizations
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 20:11:19 GMT


In article <28584@dog.ee.lbl.gov>, twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan) writes:

|>Well, if it comes to this, we might have to go for something 
|>like alt.folklore.urban.d or alt.folklore.urban.funny.  
|>Anyone want to write a CFV?

Now THAT's funny!

|>Terry "Not a Brad" Chan

No, definitely not. More like a Tack or a Staple.
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.discordia,alt.slack,alt.california
From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: Re: Mike Cooper was Jesus' name (was Re: Late breaking potential UL!)
Organization: The Ohio State University
 <1993Jan21.070433.29299@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 09:06:27 GMT

kkoller@nyx.cs.du.edu (Capt. Sarcastic) asks:
>Let's say an idiot (like myself) posts something really really incorrect.
>How many years does it take the thread to die?

Please take the interminable incorrection thread out of alt.folklore.urban
to alt.cooper.makes.tires.

-J
From: styri@hal.nta.no (YuNoHoo)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Aids in pizza
Date: 26 Jan 93 14:30:04 GMT
Reply-To: styri@nta.no
Organization: Bohemians and Globetrotters, Unlimited

In article <1993Jan23.224209.2226@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu>, flaps@dgp.toronto.edu (Alan J Rosenthal) writes:
|> ISDF400@INDYCMS.IUPUI.EDU (Stephen Dea Fultz) writes:
|> >Some nurses order pizza and they are about half way thru eating the pizza when
|> >they get a call saying that the delivery man had ejaculated into the pizza and
|> >he had AIDS.
|> 
|> Blatantly false.  From whom would the call originate?  Who would discover what
|> had happened at that late time, and how?  Surely once the pizza is out of the
|> hands of the pizza company, they're not going to learn anything new about the
|> pizza.

Unless, that is, the customer calls'em up and complains.

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YuNoHoo  "hey, my girlfriend tells me this pizza tastes of ..."
From: fehr@ms.uky.edu (Jeff Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: The Big Pot of Grease
Date: 26 Jan 93 16:36:42 GMT
Organization: Austerlitz, Gershovitz, and Carmichael

Charles Parr writes:
>
>I find it difficult to believe that any inimical bugs would
>thrive in a *simmering* liquid.

Bacteria mutate rapidly. Plus, there are bacteria which can
live at certain pressures at temps well above boiling.

>Let us try to avoid being *too* silly, hmmmm?

One can't be too silly, rich, thin, or safe.

>
>Almost every stew or soup tastes better as it gets older, 
>though none of mine have ever lasted more than a week.
>

I defy this statement to make it through a random sampling
of dorm refrigerators.

>Charles
>
>SWM, 27 6'4", Handsome as Young God at Dawn of Time, Already
>found my SO, however...

Jeff

MWM, 42, 6' 2", Homely as Lincoln on a Bad Day, Already found
my SO...learned hypnosis in my youth
-- 
Jeff Davis <davis@keats.ca.uky.edu> U.P. OR BUST!
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: References sought on coriolis effect
From: andrewb@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Andrew Bevin)
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 93 20:29:58 GMT
Organization: Fujitsu New Zealand

In article <1993Jan18.141303.20973@yang.earlham.edu> jeffj@yang.earlham.edu (ChaOs) writes:
>In article <CINDY.93Jan16181914@solan10.solan.unit.no>, cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf) writes:
>> Miguel Borges writes:
>>>neil@palnu.demon.co.uk (Neil Motteram) writes:
>>>>This is true! English viewers will have seen this demonstrated on
>>>>Michael Palin's 'Pole to Pole'. Some bloke walked 100 yards north
>>>>of the pole and drained some water with some matchsticks in it and
>>>>it went one way, he walked 200 yards south and it ran the other way.
>
>Walked 100 yards north of the pole...nice trick.
>-- 
>Jeff (ChaOs) Johnston                             JeffJ@yang.earlham.edu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Thread has finally got to me!

The Bloke in question was at the equator NOT at either of the poles!

He explained with great authority the reason for the difference in the way
the water drained. I'm reasonably sure he even believed it himself. 

But I wonder if he found it necessary to give the bucket a slight twist, just
to make sure he didn't disappoint the tourists. 

-- 
Andrew Bevin      			                     andrewb@icl.co.nz
SDC, Fujitsu New Zealand                      ## I do not speak for Fujitsu! ##
Auckland, New Zealand   
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: tel@adimail.uucp (Terry Monks)
Subject: Re: AFU EAST, SOUTHEAST etc
Organization: Automata Design, Inc.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 15:03:12 GMT

This is ridiculous. AFU East *must* be held in the Nation's
Capital. Possibly in the Smithsonian asking for directions
to Dillinger's penis. Let's get something started. email
me for contact.

ObUl: Dead expatriate trombonists have no words for E#.

Terry "Your Message Here" Monks
-- 
Terry Monks        Automata Design Inc    (703) 742-9400

Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.startrek.misc,alt.religion.kibology
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: Mnemonics
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 1993 00:33:34 GMT

In article <1993Jan28.192119.5317@i88.isc.com> jeq@i88.isc.com (Jonathan E. Quist) writes:
>In 1999, Pluto will be knocked back further from the Sun than Neptune
>by the gravitational field of a passing Luna, which was removed from
>Earth orbit by a massive explosion...
>
>I wonder what Martin and Barbara are up to?

Which reminds me, I noted in the paper the other day that Japan is looking
into putting nuclear power plants on the moon.  Wasn't that what caused the
explosion?

Ted "Space:1999 was clearly superior to Star Trek" Frank
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: Re: Vegetarians and B vitamins
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 02:17:45 GMT

billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson) writes:
>So, what is it about omnivores/carnivores that keeps them from absorbing
>B vitamins from the intestine? Where do they absorb these essential
>nutrients?
>
>Horses dietary requirements are not the same as for humans. Show me a
>person who can be healthy on grass diet.

Cmon Bill, Horses eat oats.  Don't you remember that little song:

Mares eat oats
and does eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'd eat ivy too
wouldn't you.

Jon "What about the words of 'ode to spot' " Papai
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From: spl@ivem.ucsd.edu (Steve Lamont)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.discordia,alt.slack,alt.california
Subject: Re: Mike Cooper was Jesus' name (was Re: Late breaking potential UL!)
Date: 23 Jan 1993 14:50:03 GMT
Organization: University of Calif., San Diego/Microscopy and Imaging Resource
NNTP-Posting-Host: ivem.ucsd.edu

In article <1993Jan23.033345.12681@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> kkoller@nyx.cs.du.edu (Capt. Sarcastic) writes:
>delancey@darkwing.uoregon.edu (Scott C DeLancey) writes:
>>Let's say some obnoxious pig (like, uh, well, your choice) emits a
>>loud fart.  How far will the sound waves travel before they fade
>>completely?
>
>Are they travelling through air, water, steel, what???

Steel?  Wow!  That's *some* fart!

							spl
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UCSD Microscopy and Imaging Resource/UCSD Med School/La Jolla, CA 92093-0608
"The English are drinking the better beer in Bavaria."
            - Archibald Macleish, "Lines for an Interment"
From: jane@soave.swdc.stratus.com (Jane Beckman)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: References sought on coriolis effect
Date: 21 Jan 93 01:01:00 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc., San Jose, CA

In article <C10uFG.9tL@CAM.ORG> renault@CAM.ORG (Pierre Renault) writes:
>Maybe it's just the way toilets (crappers, loos, etc.) are built in the 
>southern hemisphere.
>
>I had a guest staying with me for a month. Said guest was from New Zealand.
>
>First comment on after taking a crap: "Hey, the water goes the other way
>here!"

Hmm, do they, by any chance, drive on the left in N.Z.?  

The water in *my* toilet goes all over, but mostly *down.*
Oh, yeah, that's right, N.Z. is on the other end of the
planet, so they stand upside down!  
--
  Jilara   [jane@swdc.stratus.com]

"Every now and then, a big rock falls out of the sky, and everyone has 
a *very bad* day."  --from the PBS "Dinosaurs" special.
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: Where AIDS came from
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 19:58:57 GMT

In article <gj156879.728154819@cunews> gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>The following story was told to me by a friend of mine who says a
>prof told it to him in class.  Whether it is true or not, I have no
>idea.  It would be interesting if it were.
>
>The Prof claimed he had a reporter friend who was on the trail of
>where AIDS came from.  The reporter said that it seemed strange that
>AIDS broke out in Africa and among the gay community of San Fran at
>exactly the same time.  

Well, here's where your story breaks down already.  The first cases of
AIDS appeared in the 1950's.

[injecting monkeys with experiments conspiracy theory deleted]

>Anybody buy this or heard this anywhere else?  It seems like an
>interesting idea.  I wonder myself at how often "plagues" just
>suddenly appear out of nowhere and ravage the land.  I suspect even
>the bubonic plague slowly started (due to unsanitary living
>conditions, etc).  A sudden appearance of a lethal sexually
>transmitted disease seems a tad strange.
>
>Is this just a folklore thing?  

Yes.
-- 
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standard disclaimers          | void where prohibited
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Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.startrek.misc
From: tweek@netcom.com (Michael D. Maxfield)
Subject: Re: Mnemonics
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 15:29:22 GMT

In article <1993Jan27.075919.886@ualr.edu> deyoung@acs.harding.edu writes:
>In article <1993Jan27.040411.8948@netcom.com>, tweek@netcom.com (Michael D. Maxfield) writes:
>>
>>Hey, anyone know when Pluto becomes #7 and Uranus becomes #8?  From looking
>>at this chart (unfortunately it's in a geography book) it looks like the 
>>duration between Neptune's and Uranus' orbit is only about 20 degrees of 
>>Plutos orbit so with a oribital revolution of 248 years, it seems like it 
>>should be very soon.  (or is that just a imaginary effect from them trying
>>to locate Pluto's orbit on the same plane as the rest of the solar system???)

Sorry ...   O O
             o
           \___/

>>
>>Darn! I wish I had a decent starchart handy to check this out.  It's gotta
>>be the way it's drawn.... but then again, maybe I might be able to start an
>>UL with this diagram.
>>
>
>I am assuming from the lack of a smilie in your second last paragraph
>that you are being serious.  Pluto will never be the seventh planet from
>the sun.  The time that it is the eighth planet is relatively short
>indeed.  It takes Pluto 249 years to orbit the sun, and from 1989 to
>1999 it will be closer to the sun than Neptune.

If you only had seen the diagram I was looking at though.  It was a very
poor attempt at 3-D art.  It was basically line art that did not
indicate clearly the foreground and background lines at the orbit
intersections.  I knew it was wrong, but thought I would comment, since
the book it is located in, is a living-room/coffee table type geography
book, and if some poor child picked it up and looked at it,  it would
be very difficult for that child not to believe what he/she had seen.
I think that the publisher or editors are at fault for not including a
two dimensional, overhead view of the solar system orbits, as well as
their 3-d line art image depicting the orbital paths from an angle of
about 75 degrees off from an overhead view.

       tweek@netcom.com  tweek@tweekco.uucp  WWIVNet 5@5058  4@5056 
          I'd rather get my cable service from the phone company,
                than my phone service from the cable company.


Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,soc.culture.japan
From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: Re: Japanese AFU's about the US
Organization: The Ohio State University
 <16B60C805.ALI00BAW@UNCCVM.UNCC.EDU>
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 23:13:37 GMT

ALI00BAW@UNCCVM.UNCC.EDU writes:
>This is not exactly an urban legend, but it does relate.  A few years ago
>I was on the staff of a small college in southern Georgia.  The administration
>brought in a young woman from Osaka to teach Conversational Japanese; the woman
>who shared her apartment assured me that this young Japanese woman was CON-
>VINCED that drug gangs or some other sort of baddie would be breaking in to
>rob/kidnap/rape/murder her, and she kept a katana (shortsword) hanging on her
>bedpost! The roomate told me she was always VERY careful to make noise when
>she walked and to announce herself when she came in lest she get a karate chop
>across the throat or get skewered by the katana.

It's a good thing she didn't teach written Japanese, else she'd
have some spare Katakana laying aroung to skewer with.  Some of
those are pretty sharp.

ObUL1: Tokyoites think Osakans are hicks because of their accents.

ObUL2: Osakans resent ObUL1.

Jon "Got any spare hiragana?" Papai
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From: lone@hogbbs.scol.pa.us (John Hale)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.discordia,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Jesus' name / Mel Gibson
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 93 14:23:28 EST
Organization: The Heart of Gold BBS, Lemont PA

blowfish@centauri.unm.edu (rON.) writes:

> In article <H.eg.QXZFGT3GDys@harvee.billerica.ma.us> scm@harvee.billerica.ma.
> >>Is anyone else related to someone famous, or knows someone who is?
> >i know mel gibson's cousin.
> 
> I am Mel Gibson. 
> At least I was last tuesday.

I alone know that in 4 generations Mel GIbson will be born to my great 
great granddaughter, and he will travel back in time by astral projection 
to star in the ROad Warrior. During the filming of this flick, 
unfortunately, he was killed by actor Vernon Wells who portrayed Wez, who 
was taken by a fit of anger at having to play the bad guy -- again. 
Gibson died in the explosion after Welles, re-enacting the scene they had 
just taped, crashed GIbson's car into a ditch. Luckily, a robo-clone was 
sent from the future to portray GIbson in Lethal weapon etc. Thank B0B 
for little things! Oh, and send my $20. I'll be yer best friend. Honest.
"You came in that thing? You must be braver than I thought!"    -LW
From: landauer@morocco.Eng.Sun.COM (Doug Landauer)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Terrifying Twinkies (was Re: The Big Pot of Grease)
Date: 26 Jan 1993 05:31:12 GMT
Organization: Sun
NNTP-Posting-Host: morocco

> A biology teacher at my high school tacked a Twinkie to a bulletin board
> many years ago.  That Twinkie is still there, and the _only_ change it
> has undergone was to turn a little greyish from the dust it's been

Does anyone have on-line (the rest of) the SPY magazine article
about Twinkies?  It was posted somewhere on the net, somewhen.
I have a fragment:

				"Twinkie, Twinkie,
		    Little suet-filled sponge cake crisco log,
			 Now I know just what you are."

		      "Animal, Vegetable, Mineral, or Food?"

	In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and
unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack
logs to the following experiments:

EXPOSURE:
	Twinkie was left on a ... window ledge for four days, during which
time an inch and a half of rain fell.  Many flies were observed crawling across
the Twinkie's surface, but contrary to hypothesis, birds -- even pigeons --
avoided this potential source of sustenance.
	Despite the rain and prolonged exposure to the sun, the Twinkie
retained its original color and form.  When removed ... the Twinkie was found
to be substantially dehydrated.  Cracked open, it was observed to have taken on
the consistency of industrial foam insulation; the filling, however, retained
its advertised "creaminess".

RADIATION:
	A Twinkie was placed in a conventional microwave oven, which was set
for precisely 4 minutes -- the approximate cooking time of bacon.  After 20
seconds, the oven began to emit the Twinkie's rich, characteristic aroma of
artificial butter.  After 1 minute, this aroma began to resemble the acrid
smell of burning rubber.  The experiment was aborted after 2 minutes, 10
seconds, when thick, foul smoke began billowing from the top of the oven ... a
second Twinkie was subjected to the same experiment ... this Twinkie leaked
molten white filling ... when cooled, this now epoxy-like filling bonded the
Twinkie to its plate, defying gravity; it was removed only upon application of
a butter knife.

EXTREME FORCE:
	A Twinkie was dropped from a ninth-floor window, a fall of
approximately 120 feet.  It landed right side up ... then bounced onto its
back.  The expected "splatter" effect was not observed.  Indeed, the only
discernible damage to the Twinkie was a narrow fissure on its underside ...
otherwise, the Twinkie remained structurally intact.

EXTREME COLD:
	A Twinkie was placed in a conventional freezer for 24 hours.  Upon
removal, the Twinkie was not found to be frozen solid, but its physical
properties had noticeably "slowed" ... the filling was found to be the
approximate consistency of acrylic paint.

...

Reprinted from SPY magazine, July 1989.
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From: haley@husc11.harvard.edu (Elizabeth Haley)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.discordia,alt.slack
Subject: Re: Jesus' name (was Re: Late breaking potential UL!)
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:48:27 GMT
 <1993Jan22.173831.19388@acuson.com> <haley.728034862@husc.harvard.edu> <1k34o4INN7gf@lynx.unm.edu>

blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.) writes:

>In article <haley.728034862@husc.harvard.edu> haley@husc11.harvard.edu (Elizabeth Haley) writes:
>>=------------------THE-AUTHOR-OF-THIS-SIGNATURE-IS-A-GERBIL!----------------=
>>=The author of this letter is a fabulously intelligent person and is very   =
>>=Silly. She is also remarkably well loved, by the author of this signature. =
>>=---------------------------haley@husc9.harvard.edu-------------------------=

>How'dya teach your gerbil (properly pronounced like (grrrbull) to type?
>Mine just wants to pee on the keyboard.
>r.

It's merely a matter of training... You see, one needs to take the
time to teach ones gerbil language, and then about the worlds major or
minor religions, which allows the gerbil to pray for sentience... This
is, of course, a self fulfilling prophecy, as any gerbil that can pray
is probably sentient to know what prayer is, and is also aware of
themselves, Becuase, after all, if you had a gerbil's psyche, you
would have dissociated at least once just in the process of jumping up
and down on a keyboard to type a letter in, and maybe falling off the
edge...

The next part of the training is show ones gerbil (BTW, pronounced
"hacksaw") how to transcend their fear, and become one with Eris, or
at least join her for lunch, or perhaps as lunch...

Then ones gerbil will be able to type without fear, for ones gerbil
will know that in the event of an unfortunate accident, the soul of
the gerbil will be instantly transported to the nearest 7-11, to be
put to work for eternity in the stupid drinks machines, as the funney
gurgling noise they sometimes make.

Next time: The hamster of sorrow...

-- 
=------------------THE-AUTHOR-OF-THIS-SIGNATURE-IS-A-GERBIL!----------------=
=The author of this letter is a fabulously intelligent person and is very   =
=Silly. She is also remarkably well loved, by the author of this signature. =
=---------------------------haley@husc9.harvard.edu-------------------------=
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: obrien@netcom.com (No parking EXCEPT FOR BOB)
Subject: Re: AYDS Diet Candy
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 09:44:26 GMT

moscoso@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Innocuous Punch) writes:

>walsh@optilink.COM (Mark Walsh) writes:
>
>>And this reminds me:  Does anybody remember the
>>advertisements for a diet candy called "AYDS"
>>about ten years ago?  It went something like
>>"Why go hungry when you can have AYDS!"
>
>Yes, in fact, there was, I recall, a period of crossover, where AIDS hit
>the pop presses, and the said product was still on prime-time ad spots.
>  ..anyone remember what "AYDS" stood for?
>

I have an (empty) box right here...  
Ayds Reducing Plan vitamin and mineral Candy...
Butterscotch fudge type
...some of the label's obscured...
DIV. PUREX CORP, Batavia, Illinois, USA

No indication of the name being an acronym at all.


	Bob "They said we wouldn't have to bring physical evidence" O'Bob
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