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From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Frustrations of the Helpless Romantics...
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 18:00:12 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.160848.1919@pony.Ingres.COM> jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:
>In article <0096703F.D5D428A0@Msu.oscs.montana.edu> gdn5220@Msu.oscs.montana.edu writes:
>>The other thing that puzzles me, is all of the girls that I do know
>>occationally come and talk to me and tell me that there arn't any guys out
>>there that want a serious relationship.  All they want is sex.  WHAT ABOUT
>>ME!!!!!
>
>
>       Ah, the eternal question.  Do you have any idea how many men
>       and women both are asking themselves this very same question?
>
>       ARCers... you know of what I type, yes??
>
>       All I can state is what others have told me countless times
>       when I raise my voice to the clouds and shout the same laments:
>
>               Never wash white and red underwear together.
>               (no, no, that's not right...)

You mean I been doing it wrong all this time?!  Damn!

**good advice deleted to save bandwidth, which as we all know, is at a
premium these days**

>       open to change as I possibly could.  Now I know just what my friends
>       were trying to tell me about accepting singleness and letting go...
>       and I know 100% now, for sure, no doubts... that someday in the
>       near future, I will be with my "special someone" again.  No shit.  8^)
>

Yes, we will all meet the "special someone" one day.  And I can
relate to the frustration...  Sometimes it does seem like it takes
forever...

>Judi
>TheOfficialProcrastinatin'DryadOfTheRFA
>"NeverDoTodayWhatCanBePutOffTillNextTuesday"

Wait, I thought it was "Don't put off til tomorrow what your wife can
do today...." But then again, I ain't married no more... :-)

rip
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From: apb.4819@nd.edu (voluptua love)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: love hug kiss
Keywords: love kiss hug
Date: 27 Jan 93 02:41:42 GMT
Distribution: alt.romance.chat
Organization: University of Notre Dame

just to say i love each and every one of you,
i'd like tosweep you off yourfeet to the sound of a millaion violons.
im the official welcome mat of this group
 
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voluptua love
University of Notre Dame
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: gdn5220@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Subject: Frustrations of the Helpless Romantics...
Reply-To: gdn5220@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Organization: Montana State University
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 07:43:17 GMT

Ok, here is a question for all of you romance buffs out there.  Am I the only
male on the face of the Earth that wants a steady relationship and can't find
one?  For the past two years it seems like the only people that I am attracted
to either have not got the foggiest idea what the word relationship means, what
romance is, are going out with someone else, or would like to get married the
next day and have fourteen children.  What the hell am I doing wrong?  Is it so
much to ask to find someone to fall in love with.  
The other thing that puzzles me, is all of the girls that I do know
occationally come and talk to me and tell me that there arn't any guys out
there that want a serious relationship.  All they want is sex.  WHAT ABOUT
ME!!!!!  I mean, I like to be able to curl up next to someone in a warm bed
just as much as the next person, but that isn't what I need to make a
relationship work.  I would just like to find someone to go do things with on
the weekends insteed of always going out with the guys, or just myself.  I'd
like to be able to cook dinner for someone, or give them roses.  I'd like
someone just to hold onto when I have had a bad day, or to be able to hold them
when they have had a bad day.  Is that so much to ask.
If anybody has any suggestions on anything new I can try please tell me.
 
 

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From: gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson)
Subject: Re: Do you ever feel...
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 12:45:40 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.011626.598@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> fes9s@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Frank Erick Sellin) writes:
>>Nope, we don't keep moving on lurkers...we *grab* him and ask them to
>>stay with us!                              ^^^^^^
>
>Careful, handle with care...;)!

Oh, always Frank!!

>Well, I was planning to stay Frank, but "Unlurked Frank"? Hm, not
>sure that's a budding nickname in the works that really oughta
>be "de-budded"...

Okay, we'll take Frank then... :-)


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From: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (DARK_KNIGHT)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Lets get a new subject
Date: 28 Jan 93 15:36:03 GMT
Reply-To: wmcgillivray@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: oavax.csuchico.edu


 Jason Downs spews his vomit:

>you want a new topic, eh? well, how about we talk about all of the utter
>losers who read this newsgroup? you know, all of the pathetic individuals
>who post all sorts of *hugglies* and *snugglies* all over USENET, not
>to mention the *kisses* and *hugs*. you know, the ones that delude
>themselves into thinking that romance is important, and that the person
>they've deluded themselves into loving actually loves them in return.
>
>you know the ones. all of you.
>
>>Jennifer from Maine, what is your E-mail address, because nothing is letting me
>>send to you?
>
>what, are you so desperate that you must hit on someone via email?
>
Sorry 'bout this folks, but this little puppy has just painted himself
with the biggest target in creation and I can't help but take the shot.

I really don't know what your problem is son, but whatever it is ... 
we don't need it.  If you come to us asking for help, we will give it
(as we always do).  If you come to us thinking that you can "shake
down our house" ... think again.  Better people than you have tried.
The net (I guess you need some instruction) is much like a television.
If you don't like what is on it ... turn it off or change the channel.
I don't recall anyone holding a gun to your head and making you read
our group.  Since this is a truism ... BACK OFF JUNIOR.  If you wish
to JOIN in our group ... you're welcome.  If you wish to insult us
and denigrate us ... don't.  We neither solicit nor want your opinions
or thoughts about us.  

In other words ... TAKE A HIKE.  THERE'S THE DOOR ... DON'T LET IT HIT
YOU IN THE BACKSIDE AS YOU LEAVE.

DK
People like this should not be read before the first cup of coffee ...
it tends to make me VERY grumpy.
From: downsj@atlantis.CS.ORST.EDU (jason downs)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Lets get a new subject
Date: 28 Jan 1993 10:30:32 GMT
Organization: spherical domain of death and darkness
NNTP-Posting-Host: atlantis.cs.orst.edu

In article <00967421.BEBE8C60@Msu.oscs.montana.edu>,
	gdn5220@Msu.oscs.montana.edu writes:
>Ok, lets think of something new to talk about people.  The same old subjects
>are getting a tad bit worn by now, I'm not going to suggest anything, because I
>can't think of anything.  But if I see one more RE about romantic movies I
>think I am going to puke.

you want a new topic, eh? well, how about we talk about all of the utter
losers who read this newsgroup? you know, all of the pathetic individuals
who post all sorts of *hugglies* and *snugglies* all over USENET, not
to mention the *kisses* and *hugs*. you know, the ones that delude
themselves into thinking that romance is important, and that the person
they've deluded themselves into loving actually loves them in return.

you know the ones. all of you.

>Jennifer from Maine, what is your E-mail address, because nothing is letting me
>send to you?

what, are you so desperate that you must hit on someone via email?

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From: gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: I got an idea! *audience is stunned*
Date: 26 Jan 93 17:18:58 GMT
Organization: ChatSex'ys, Inc.

(Kryst the Philosopher) defends his reputation:
>	WAIT A MINUTE!  I have PLENTY of respect for my elders.
>Especially including the lady we call Lis here.  I expect your apology
>for this attack on my personality!
>
>	Sheesh...  you elders always believe that us youngsters have
>no respect.  Back at you.
>
>Kryst - Lis' ORIGINAL and most adoring REAL bodyguard.  Just ask!

He's right Ross...I was there!!  He's the one and original.  And his
Catherine is one very lucky lady indeed!!

>	(Until this boy does a REAL bodyguard duty for Lis, _I_ am the
>TRUE bodyguard.)

Okay, Ross, your chance is coming up...

Mary
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From: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Do you ever feel...
Date: 22 Jan 93 14:51:10 GMT
Reply-To: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


fes9s@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Frank Erick Sellin) writes:
|>In article <C17uLG.1EK@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) writes:
|>>fes9s@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Frank Erick Sellin) shares: 
|>>>Geezus, what's up with this ARC-slang, "lurker"??? (Connotations, and all...)
|>>>Makes me feel like I oughta shed everything except for my raincoat,
|>>>high tops, and sunglasses...and I only do that on Halloween. ;)

It's not just ARC-slang, Frank... it's net.slang.  Over in alt.callahans, our
lurkers do their lurking in the dark environs of the rafters...

|>>Now, now.....don't you think "lurker" is nicer than "observer?"  Or
|>>"reader?"
|>
|>Well, "observer" makes me think of those little blue helmets in the
|>U.N.--not exactly ARCers and probably impossibly dispassionate while
|>on duty.  No fun there.  "Reader????" As if.  Dear Abby has _got_
|>to go. Much too anal.  Still, we've got the raincoat problem.  How
|>about "spectator" Too dry, same problem as observer? Maybe "fellow
|>traveler." Or knights errant (still trying to think up an appropriate
|>gender mirror for this one...)

Hmmm...  'Errant ladies'?  No, sounds too... cheap somehow.  Maybe something
like fellow traveler would be best...  After all, I wouldn't want my title
to be overrun by lurking knights errant...

|>>>I vote for a new word.
|>>>Oops, looks like I've blown it...gone and de-lurked myself. (*Ouch*.)
|>>>Good day, ARC-land, hello and don't mind me.  Nothing to see here...keep
|>>>moving...
|>>
|>>*laughter*  Sorry you hurt yourself there.  *Julie pats Frank on the head*
|>>There.  That better?
|>>
|>Much, thanks. *gratefulhug*  Know where the Delurking Crisis Center is?
|>(like I said, nothing to see here...don't mind me.)>

I think it's over that way, past the Strawberry Fields (Hi Sarah!); see that
big vat?  That's the entrance - just run over there and jump straight in
without looking.  Don't worry, it's a soft landing...  >:->

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++  never die, as   +
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+  Keeper of the Flame                    +  is one man who  +
+  Protector of the Gallan-Tree           +  believes in it  +
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From: robg@citr.uq.oz.au (Rob Geraghty)
Subject: Re: An official introduction...
Organization: Prentice Centre, University of Queensland
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:07:19 GMT

rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>robg@citr.uq.oz.au (Rob Geraghty) writes:
>>kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:
>>Depends - I'd rather drink German beer than Oz (sacrelige! :-X :)
>>Maybe half and half - and you get to try Oz beer :-)
>>I know - meet halfway and swap eskies :-)  I'll drink the german beer
>>and you drink the Oz beer :-)
>Oh, now hang on Rob. It depends on what we are drinking.
>*One* Aussie beer passes the test, doesn't it,  eh Clare??  :-)

What?  Eumundi?

>But Kai's esky does sound like a good idea!

*definitely*!  Prost!

Rob
Official Journeyman-Harper of the RFA

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From: gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson)
Subject: Re: Stray Cat enters...
Keywords: Cats, love, pet, hold, hug, feed...
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 12:50:09 GMT

In article <C16pvF.sp@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> pjbulfor@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Pete "the Frog" Bulford) writes:
>
>Stray Cat struts into view.  His tail is high
>and proud.  He looks around as if hardly concerned
>with his environment.  He thinks: {Hmmm... there
>doesn't appear to be any food nearby.}  He looks
>around to see if anyone is going to feed him.
>
>Stray Cat
>

Strolling into the room, GEMR notices someone looking hungry. 

"I know we put that food around here somewhere....*ahh* here it is!!
StrayCat, would you like something to eat?  I've got some real good
munchies here for you!"

GEMR
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From: pm3_norr@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: :)
Keywords: birthday
Date: 22 Jan 93 17:12:44 GMT
Organization: University of the West of England, Bristol

In article <1993Jan16.140138.7871@wetware.com> diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
}deviass@ecf.toronto.edu (Deviasse Robert) writes:
}
}] Today, January 15th, is my 24th birthday and I'm feeling fairly upbeat.
}] I wanted to share it with all the wonderful people at ARC.
}{deleted}
}] *poof*
}] *crazy looking cats appear*

They may seem crazy to you, but all cats know who they are

}] No, no, no. I didn't want weird party cats, I wanted weird party hats.
}] *poof*
}] *each cat now wears a strange party hat*
}] So grab a cat, a hat, and a piece of cake, and join in the fun.
}
}Chocolate Mice?

I picked up some sugar mice at the newsagents this morning to celebrate mine 
with...

Paul
Definitely a cat person
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Not just for Hogswatchnight.
From: darren@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: An official introduction...
Date: 27 Jan 93 03:32:17 GMT
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

In article <robg.728017288@citr.uq.oz.au>, robg@citr.uq.oz.au (Rob Geraghty) writes:

> No, not forgotten Ross.  Note I was saying that Darren and Clare are
> close by each other.  You and I are 2000km apart.  Aren't Darren and
> Clare both in Auckland?  The same city!  What a concept! :-)
Well, close but not THAT close! I grew up (from about 7) in Auckland
but now I am in a teenyweenylittletown of 120000 people or so, which is
called a city in New Zealand! Hamilton is about an hour and a half drive
away from Auckland so it's still pretty close!
Surely you or Ross could drive for, what, 20 hours to see each other?!
I remember doing a Sydney-Brisbane trip for a long weekend once- took 
about 14 hours driving by myself! It seemed after wards that the whole
weekend was basically taken up with driving. (Or being in a complete daze!)
:-)

> 
> Rob
> Official Journeyman-Harper of the RFA
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From: esi001@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Dicky-Jim)
Subject: Keyboard-friend ( sort of pen-pal !! ) needed.
Organization: COVENTRY UNIVERSITY , Coventry , UK.
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 13:47:50 GMT

Hello .... I've got a freind down at Portsmouth University without the pleasure
of access to this Network and newsgroups. This poor sad individual has pleaded
with me to post an article such as this for people to mail him. Anyone will do
, UK or overseas. He just needs to exchange mail with people to ease his sadness
about missing out on the miracles of the newsnet !!!

	His name is Ashley .... Mail.I.D is   white_ae@ee.port.ac.uk

So if you are sitting at a computer with nothing better to do ( or as in my
case with plenty better things to do which you're avoiding !! ) then mail him,
you might even find it interesting !!!
									Rich.
p.s. Or you can even mail me back ... I won't mind either !


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From: 9999cs02@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (Tina Marie!)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Tony and Jennifer...
Date: 28 Jan 1993 13:23 CST
Organization: University of Houston-Downtown
Distribution: world
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X-Lunar-Date: 3 days, 2 hours, 57 minutes since the new moon
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41A   


I think I must have missed the last installment, Sean....

If anyone has it, would you please repost it or e-mail it to me??

Many thanks!

Tina Marie
Official TradeMark of ARC/RFA

"And love made death an illusion" -- Chthon, Piers Anthony
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: OK, ENOUGH ALREADY!!
Date: 27 Jan 93 06:53:30 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland

pm3_norr@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Paul Norris) writes:
>
>'Strue.  It was raining in Bristol.  It rained all the way to Heathrow.  It
>rained while I was waiting for my flight and it was still pouring when I got
>off the jumbo in SF.  In my polite English way I apologised for bringing the
>wather with me and was told to make sure it stayed.

you too huh? It rained the whole time I was in SF too and the locals
thought it was great. I was just dying to get home and escape winter!

clare

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From: fes9s@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Howard Johnson's Got His Ho-Jo Workin')
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: ***Top-notch romantic movies?***
Date: 27 Jan 93 00:34:41 GMT
Distribution: usa, world
Organization: University of Virginia

_Still_ no votes for Evil Dead II? did _everyone_ miss this
fine cinematic tour-de-force? <Cheez Wiz's cheek is about to
explode from the pressure of his tongue...;)>  Or is the
cheez factor just too much?

i'm sooooooo hurt. i think i'll go find a good moon to howl at.
please, keep your pants _on_. ;)

cheers,
frank
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From: gemr@netcom.com (Mary Epperson)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Snowfest at the Castle!
Date: 26 Jan 93 17:09:32 GMT
Organization: Revenge, Inc.  "Dirty deeds done dirt cheap"

Dark Knight sneaks in:
>Dark Knight was suprised at the cold sensation currently radiating 
>from his face.  Wiping the snow off so he could see, he looked in
>the direction that the snow ball had come from.  He saw Eowyn and
>reaching down, formed another snow ball for a return throw.  Taking
>his arm back, he heaved it at Eowyn ... who promptly ducked.  GEMR,
>who was heading over to say something to Feral Knight, received the
>brunt of the snow.  Turning, she glared in Dark Knights direction
>and she sees him concentratedly looking at something in the opposite
>direction.  She realizes that this is just a ploy on his part to 
>get her to believe that it wasn't him that threw the snow ball.  She
>reaches down to the snow and begins to form a snow ball of her own
>to return the favor.
>
>DK

"Did you really think you could fool me, dear?"

Packing the snow into a special GEMR-snowball, she throws it at DK and
*splat* he has a snow-beard to accompany the rest of his snow-covered
body.  Quickly, GEMR darts behind some nearby trees to watch his
reaction...

GEMR
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From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: Happy Birthday
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 10:06:21 GMT

jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) writes:

>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) shares: 

>So, Jennifer Daling, time to post a story!

>>As you can see from my sig - I haven't got round to it yet. :-)

>Well...*Julie is tapping foot at Ross*  Where is it!

Umm, had to burn it to keep warm, Miss.

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