HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: music@reg.triumf.ca (FRED W. BACH)
Subject: She's sooo fat -- REQUEST Words to **OLD** song on 78-rpm record
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: fat wife, bigger, figure, 78-rpm record  
Organization: TRIUMF: Tri-University Meson Facility
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 18:33:00 GMT

  Speaking of "she's sooo fat" jokes,

    I heard this old 78-rpm record with a song called
  "The Bigger the Figure" or something like that.

   The opening lines went something like this:

  "I got a woman as big as a house, yes Sir!
   She's as big as a house with a two-???? and a fence!
   You won't believe what you see when you look at her,
   She's collossal, enormous, ????, gigantic, immense!


    The chorus went something like this:

    "The bigger the figure,
      the better I like her;
       the better I like her,
       the better I feed her;
        the better I feed her,
        the bigger the figure;
         the bigger the figure,
         the more I can love. "

  It's really a riot, and I could make out almost all the words.
  The melody was quite simple (based on some number from some Italian
  opera, I think.)

    Does anyone have the record and/or the words and/or music out there?

    Thanks!!   (Please Email me at music@erich.triumf.ca  )

 Fred W. Bach ,    Operations Group        |  Internet: music@erich.triumf.ca
 TRIUMF (TRI-University Meson Facility)    |  Voice:  604-222-1047 loc 278/419
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 These are my opinions, which should ONLY make you read, think, and question.
 They do NOT necessarily reflect the views of my employer or fellow workers.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jgelhaus@src.honeywell.com (Jennifer Gelhaus)
Subject: Re: How fat is she?
Organization: Honeywell Systems & Research Center
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 17:30:26 GMT



In article <1992Aug26.182218.12231@gtephx.UUCP> forda@gtephx.UUCP
(Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:
>In article <1992Aug20.000457.21297@smartstar.com>, syspb@smartstar.com (Paul) writes:
>> My ex-wife is so fat, she has to get her dresses made by
>> Barnum and Bailey.
>[...]
>
>And don't forget that age old "My wife is so fat, when sits around the
>the house, she sits *around* the house!"

Or one my FIL likes:
"she's so fat you couldn't tell her from the south end of a north-bound horse"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: New Zealander joke
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 07:30:38 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ

In article <4479@teslab.lab.oz.au>, andrew@teslab.lab.oz.au (Andrew Phillips) writes:
>
>What do New Zealand women use to attract New Zealand men?
>
>Mint Sauce
>
>[Explanation: New Zealand men are noted for their fondness of sheep.
>Mint sauce is very often used on roast lamb.]

From a New Zealander:

What did the Australian do when he saw his Holden get stolen?



















He wrote down the number plate.

(Holdens are a popular car in Australia...)

:-)
--
Red


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak)
Subject: Re: RODEO SONG
Keywords: florida, note, lock and, note speaker
Organization: Mississippi State University, Department of Agricultural Economics:  Geographic Information Systems
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 17:59:16 GMT

In article <beth_l.3@aci_1.aci.ns.ca> beth_l@aci_1.aci.ns.ca (BETH LANGILLE) writes:
>TO BE FAIR, THE WORDS TO THE SONG WERE SOMEWHAT CLOSE BUT IF YOU'VE EVER 
>HEARD THE ORIGINAL BY GARRY LEE AND SHOWDOWN, IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS
>
Hey, hey stop shouting!  I had a few too many pints last night and have a 
terrific headache.

-- 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This program posts news to thousands of machines throughout the entire
civilized world. Are you absolutely sure that you want to do this? [ny]
Oh, I'm sooo scared.	 	  		   bill@aec.msstate.edu
From: ngsw@hpsgm2.sgp.hp.com (Ng Soon Wei)
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 08:37:47 GMT
Subject: Request for Asian Jokes
Organization: HP Singapore Notes-Server
Newsgroups: rec.humor

I'm looking for some jokes on ASIANS, the more racist the better. Pls
Email to soonwei@hpsgsh.hp.com if you have any.

Thanks,
Soon Wei
From: kml@cellar.org (John Galt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 27 Aug 92 17:30:54 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

rivero@mdcbbs.com writes:

> 
>   Not a joke, but it was a Polish Intelligence Officer who broke the
> German Enigma code in WW2. His name was (I think) Colonel Kasiski, and
> his name still applies to the method he developed.
> 

Actually, 'twas the famous Mr. turing of Britain who solved it - ever
hear of a Turing machine?  Kasiski's method of analyzing frequencies
of letter patterns was used against us.  I believe he was Prussian.

follow-ups to alt.nobody.really.cares



               Personally, I skip the posts and just read the sigs.

  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com - My other account is a Mercedes.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jholtgra@afit.af.mil (Jeremy C. Holtgrave)
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Summary: Little Miss Muffett 
Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 21:02:06 GMT

Little Miss Muffett
Sat on her tuffett
Drinking her gasoline.

Along came a spider
With a little Cricket Lighter
And blew her to smithereens.

=====================jholtgra@scgraph.afit.af.mil==============================
Jeremy Holtgrave                          "Besides, we have more guns and bombs
Air Force Institute of Technology          than you."
Wright-Patterson AFB, Ohio
===============================================================================
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: izumi@garfield.catt.ncsu.edu (James Charlie P.)
Subject: Surprised answering machine message
Summary: hmm
Keywords: surprised!
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 23:48:08 GMT

Hi there.

I am quite surprised this one didn't did not make the list.

Ah well, I post it.

Turn on the radio to something really static-y.

REALLY LOUD.

Record.

'hello? HeLLOOOO? Is anybody there? HeLLLOOOOOOO!!! Could you- I can barely
hear you! Could you speak up some? HELLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!'

(don't do this too long, or they'll hang up and try again)

Well, then turn off the static, and say,
' Oh well! blah blah blah' aren't at the phone right now, so if you'll 
please leave a message after the beep, we'll get back as soon as possible 
to you.'


VERY infuriating. imagine how ther person on other side feels when they're
yelling in the phone that whole first minute or so, then realizes it's a
message.

happy motoring!

izumi

Xref: sparky rec.humor:27580 soc.culture.polish:2260 alt.censorship:7307
From: varvel@plains.NoDak.edu (Andrew Varvel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 1 Sep 92 15:55:10 GMT
Article-I.D.: plains.20028
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computing Network


So why not just post a joke that pokes fun at allosaurs or Hittites?
(Unless some net policeman wants to defend the rights of those who died long
ago...)
"So a couple of sabre-toothed tigers, Andrew and Charles, 
  went to a bar and ...:@)"

Cheers
Andrew Varvel
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aki <aki@atlas.worldbank.org>
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A6C944E3C40F2631@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org>
X-Xxdate: Tue, 1 Sep 92 21:03:47 GMT
Organization: World Bank
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d8
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 20:09:56 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.003059.3067@geovision.gvc.com> Paul Tomblin,
pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>MacDonalds, or TGIFridays every time.  When it was our turn, it was
Sitar's,
>Red Lion, Lymm Bistro, just about any nationality _except_ generic North
>American.

I bet the Texan had a heart attack if you asked him
if he wanted any spotted dick...heh heh

*******************************************
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                               * gloves, a helmet on my
                                         * head and a motor between
----------------------- * my legs..folks, it don't git
Disclaimer:  Comments * no bettern' this...
my own, my employer        *
doesn't understand them... *
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From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: Jokes to offend almost everybody (repost, these aren't my jokes)
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 1992 00:39:42 GMT

In article <Bu0z2z.Evx@scd.hp.com>, tim@hpdstma.ptp.hp.com () writes:
|>Nuke the gay whales!
 
No, no, no, no!
It's :

Nuke the Commie Gay Baby Whales

:)

Brian /-|-\
==========================================================
error<6>...no match for {.siq}...core dumped *abort*
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com (Maurice E. Suhre)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: TRW, INC.
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 21:48:57 GMT

As long we we're posting Christian jokes...

Q:  What is Christian Roulette?

A:  You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck
    by lightning first.
-- 
Maurice Suhre
suhre@trwrb.dsd.trw.com
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Completely non-ethnic joke
Date: 25 Aug 1992 21:06:39 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov

In article <2364@tymix.Tymnet.COM> filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM writes:
>
>    A black couple and their son 
>    .
>    .
>    (old joke about a black guy's prick size...)
>    .
>    .
>    The father smiles, looks proud, and says, "Son, I've spoiled yourmother."

	Here is another one on the same lines :

		This drunken white guy went to a tattoo parlour and in 
	a fit of drunken passion, got his girlfriend Wendy's name tattooed
	on his favourite organ. (Ouch!). Needless to say, his girl was 
	quite flattered by this chap's devotion, and gave him a lot of lovin'

		A few days later, this chap was standing at a urinal taking 
	a pee, when a huge black fellow came up and started to pee into the 
	next urinal. Our hero happenned to take a furtive look to see how 
	this black guy was hung, and was surprised to see "Wendy" on that 
	fellow's prick too.

		He said, "Hey man, is your girlfriend's name Wendy too??"

		The guy replied "Nope. Why do you ask ??"

		"Well, I saw WENDY on your dick, so....."

		"Oh that!! That isn't WENDY, it actually says :

		WELCOME TO JAMAICA. HAVE A NICE DAY!"

	Prem!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fred@dickens.com (Fred R Stearns)
Subject: oxymoron
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 16:57:07 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

theological
-- 
Fred R. Stearns -- fred@dickens.com
Everything's a kludge!
From: vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp (Mike van der Velden)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ASCII Pics
Date: 27 Aug 92 08:02:06 GMT
	<1992Aug19.101046.25475@<1992Aug21.115936.25024@abekrd.co.uk>
	<1992Aug21.204711.11082@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
	<1992Aug25.142040.12773@phillip.edu.au>
Organization: Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan

In article <1992Aug25.142040.12773@phillip.edu.au> t9114240@phillip.edu.au writes:

[ far too many included posts deleted ]

> 	****HOW ABOUT WE GET OFF THIS SHIT HUH....THIS IS SPOSED TO BE A HUMOR
> 	****SECTION....NOT SOME SLANGING MATCH BETWEEN SEPPO'S AND POMS.
> 
>         ****	ADRIAN ROWLEY

Well, *I* happen to think that such "slanging" matches are humourous.
Keep it up, people.

As for you, Adrian, this is sposed (sic) to be a humour group,
NOT A SHOUTING MATCH!!!!  Shut up, already.


Objoke:

Q:   How do you kill a white elephant?
A:   Whisper sweet nothings in its ear, and when it turns pink with
     embarassment, kill it as you would a pink elephant.

Q:   How do you kill a pink elephant?
A:   Show it a mouse, and when it turns white with fright, kill it as
     you would a white elephant.

Sorry, best I could come up with on such short notice.
--
Mike van der Velden
Distributed Systems Laboratory, Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan
e-mail: vander@tokyo.hi.flab.fujitsu.co.jp

ps. If you send me a picture postcard      Mike van der Velden
    from your area to the address at       Fujitsu Unoki Dormitory, room 227
    right, I'll send you one from Tokyo.   2-17-18 Unoki, Ota-ku, Tokyo 146
    Postcards must be received by          Japan
    November 15, 1992
From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 14:26:18 GMT
Subject: Re: `Subject: oxymoron'
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

In rec.humor, mehta@INSL.McGill.CA (Kiran Mehta) writes:

>    Come on what else is a joke supposed to be.

   Bad joke!
   Weak joke!
   Dirty joke (as opposed to funny)!
   Tasteless joke!
   Dumb joke!

I think we might want to lobby for more truth in advertising on humor ...
actually we might also ask the ... persons ... who keep posting fatuous
theological meanderings and irate gun-control positions to label their 
basenotes:

  NO JOKE

   Wile E. Coyote at the Acme Online Support Organization For The SouthWest
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aki <aki@atlas.worldbank.org>
Subject: Re: How fat is she?
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A6C3DDCE22032631@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org>
X-Xxdate: Fri, 28 Aug 92 18:42:38 GMT
Organization: World Bank
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d8
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 17:48:40 GMT

In article <torresce.715012130@craft.camp.clarkson.edu> Carlos E. Torres,
torresce@craft.camp.clarkson.edu writes:
>Your mother is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.
..or how about

   She's so fat, if you walk around her, you have to set you watch back
    an hour!
From: maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Ham jokes:  Offensive to those ewho take offence
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:28:57 GMT
Reply-To: maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center, Cleveland, OH

In article <=+bnf#l@dixie.com>, jgd@dixie.com (John De Armond) writes:
> Just had to look, didn't you?
> 
> 
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> 
> 
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> 
> 
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> 
> 
> Q:	How do you drive a Jew crazy?
> A:	Offer him free ham.
> 
> Q:	How do you kill a Jew?
> A:	Toss 'em a ham grenade
> 
> 
> -- 
> John De Armond, WD4OQC               |Interested in high performance mobility?  
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-- 
OK  If we are going to start with the Jewish/Ham jokes then ...
  
A Rabbi and a Priest were talking.  The Priest asked the Rabbi if he ever
had had ham.  The Rabbi replied that when he was in college, they had
served mystery meat in the cafeteria which had turned out to be ham.  The
Rabbi also admitted that he had enjoyed it.
  
The Rabbi then asked the priest if he had ever had sex.  The Priest admitted
that when in high school, before he decided to enter the priesthood,  he had
sex with his girlfriend.  The Rabbi replied, "Beats ham, doesn't it?"
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"Everything here is my own opinion"   Quoth the Maven "Evermore"
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Subject: Re: How fat is she?
Keywords: fat, obese, pig, gross, disgusting, ex-wife, elephant, blimp
Organization: gte
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 18:22:18 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.000457.21297@smartstar.com>, syspb@smartstar.com (Paul) writes:
> My ex-wife is so fat, she has to get her dresses made by
> Barnum and Bailey.
[...]

And don't forget that age old "My wife is so fat, when sits around the
the house, she sits *around* the house!"

-- 
"25 States allow anyone to buy a gun, strap it on, and walk down the street with
no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Woody and Mia
From: cohon@mdcbbs.com
Date: 23 Aug 92 07:30:08 GMT
Organization: Electronic Data Systems, Unigraphics Division, Cypress CA
Nntp-Posting-User: cohon

> I am waiting.  The subject is ripe with possibilities.
> Where are the jokes?


The title of Woody Allen's new movie:





"Honey I Screwed the Kids"

 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mmass@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michael Massing)
Subject: Re: ANOTHER BLOND JOKE !!!!!!!!!!!!
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 18:26:45 GMT


Funny, I heard that same joke.  However, when I heard it, it was not "How many
blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb", it went more like this:

Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One.  He holds the light bulb and he waits for the world to revolve around
him.

--
Mike Massing                              mmass@casbah.acns.nwu.edu
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CAUSE    : Cat sleeping on engine.                     | I am not a cat hater.
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Disclaimer #2: All opinions expressed here are solely my own.
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: test
Date: 1 Sep 92 14:53:12 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <199209010407.AA14029@alsvid.une.edu.au>, gbrown@alsvid.une.EDU.AU (Guy Brown) writes:
|> test
|> 
|> -- 
|> GUY BROWN  Phone: (066) 866 370.          | For the first time in his life
|> Internet:  gbrown@alsvid.une.edu.au       | Harry was content............. 
|> University of New England Northern Rivers | But then he spontaneously combusted 
|> (Lismore) NSW Australia                   |


It Failed!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: Humor
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 1992 00:30:57 GMT

In article <1992Sep01.212008.27828@CS.ORST.EDU>, reidyj@CS.ORST.EDU (Jay
Reidy) writes:
|>
|>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
  
Because,
rec.humor.and.misc.flames.religion.politics.thread.ad.mortum.spelling.me
e.too.pol.correct.deja.vu
is too long.

Brian /-|-\
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Joke protests
Date: 26 Aug 92 09:18:43 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <1992Aug25.155049.27636@emr1.emr.ca>, kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca (Tony Kasvand) writes:
> In article <1992Aug22.102109.22644@news.ysu.edu> ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller) writes:
>>
>>OK, I have a solution for all these people who are protesting jokes 
>>diorected at their groups.
>>
>>Starting today, we shold post no:
>>
>>1. ethnic jokes
>>2. religious jokes
>>3. jokes directed at children
>>4. jokes directed at animals
>>5. jokes directed at professions
 and lawyers

>>6. blond jokes
     ^^^^^
 blonde
      ^
>>7. gender jokes
>>8. gay jokes
>>9. political jokes
 and Dan Quayle Jokes

>>10. jokes about nationalism
 and American jokes

>>11. jokes about minorities
>>12. jokes about public figures
>>
>  13. Elephant jokes (poor animals)
>  14. Silly jokes
>  15. Lightbulb jokes
   16. Jokes about people
   17. Jokes about things
   18. Jokes about subjects
   19. Jokes about concepts
   20. Jokes about jokes


> 
>    Oh hell.  Blow the entire Rec.humor out of the water and change it to
>   Boring.as.hell newsgroup.
> 
>         JUST SAY 'HUH'?

HUH
                 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch)
Subject: Final Analysis
Organization: trunking_fixed
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 16:52:51 GMT

Dear rec.humor netters,

    Since this is the last article I will post to rec.humor, I thought
I might sum up some of my experiences from the flame war.

- Some people posted that I lack maturity, so what happens ?, I post 2
articles and half of the MATURE netters are sending responses to
rec.humor either bashing me or sending more polack jokes, I would
say couple responses would be enough for such INTELLIGENT, MATURE
jokers.

- Some people posted that I should just ignore some of these jokes.
so what happens ?, I post 2 articles all the MATURE rec.humor
netters go on a rampage e-mailing me, posting articles to rec.humor.
Hmmmm !!!, I wonder why people just did not ignore me?

- Some people wrote me to get a sense of humor, so what happens?,
I post couple articles, and people start sending me bomb threats,
insults, swearing wanting to setup time, date and place to kick my ass.
So what happened to the great sense of humor?, Ohhh but of course
we're talking about MATURE people here, why not just laugh it off?

- Some people wrote that I should not be wasting bandwidth, and here
they are sending 2 or 3 page replys to the net forgetting about the purpose
of rec.humor clogging up the news group with half of the flame war
articles, another MATURE decision.

- Some reminded me that my IQ is low because I was crossposting, and
here we have half of the HIGH IQ netters crossposting to 3 or 4 
groups without even knowing about it. Ohhh yes, very, very MATURE for
high IQ people.                           

- Also there were those that reminded me of spelling mistakes, and
themselves used words to be found nowhere in the dictionary, what
happened forgot to run the spell checker?      

- Oh, yes, yes there were these high very, very, high IQ netters 
reminding me of the first amendment and freedom of speech, forgetting 
that I was just simply giving my opinion.

- And lastly, there were those few people that really addressed the issue at
hand and replied with quality articles, for which I would like to thank them.



Conclusion: some of rec.humor netters did not get past puberty.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 08:33:53 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jokes to offend almost everybody (repost, these aren't my jokes)
 <1992Sep04.003942.20583@bnr.ca>

In article <1992Sep04.003942.20583@bnr.ca>, bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
says:
>
>In article <Bu0z2z.Evx@scd.hp.com>, tim@hpdstma.ptp.hp.com () writes:
>|>Nuke the gay whales!
>
>No, no, no, no!
>It's :
>
>Nuke the Commie Gay Baby Whales
>
>Brian /-|-\

No no no no no.

Muke the Commie Gay Baby Minority Feminist Whales in the name of Christ.


Hans C. Masing | HCM100@PSUVM.psu.edu  | Penn State University MIS Dept |

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "Probably because of something you did."  - Jack Handey