From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: Boss Peeve
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 20:22:36 GMT

In article <1992Sep12.233824.16556@news.iastate.edu> z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Lonely Boy) writes:
>jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Dominque Teton) writes:
>>> z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Spawn-of-Satan) writes:
>
>
>	Do moths eat cotton underwear?  I know they eat wool, but who
>besides somebody with a name like Petrovich would want to wear woolen
>underwear?  It sounds incredibly uncomfortable.
>

Some moths *do* eat linen, and I think there are a few high-brow species
that eat silk.  No knowing (or much caring to find out) about your taste
in undergarments,  I am, of course, at a loss to determine which type
of moth resides in your undies drawer.

>
>	Sadly, I refuse to enter Massachusetts for several reasons.  The
>prime reason is that I don't like their laws.  A secondary reason is that
>I don't like their drivers.  Finally, it's too damn far to drive just to
>check out a pair of nipples.  Thanks for the offer, but due to circumstances
>beyond my control etc. etc...  As for your friends, the hope was that they
>could take a picture and scan it in.  This was so thinly veiled I figured it
>was obvious.  They still allow cameras in Massoftwoshits, don't they?
>

Actually, I don't think any of my friends have scanners either.  I take it
that my ASCII pix were not explicit enough, eh?  Sorry.  You don't score many
points for ranking on MA - first off, it's too easy a target, and secondly,
I'm not even antive, so it don't hit home.  Incidentally, I live in North-
ampton, which your tabloid-reading buddies can tell you was dubbed "Lesbian-
ville, USA" by the National Enquirer.  Although I'm not a dyke myself, you 
can probably work in a few good jabs about Northampton, where the women are
men, and the men have blue balls....

>>It's just as likely that I'm a *guy* with a beer gut & my jeans hanging
>>down to expose the crack in my ass & that I spend my free time drooling
>>over Miss April & doing the Funky Chester (twirl, twirl).
>
>	So you look like Geoff, eh?

I never said I look like Geoff, merely that I am as likely to resemble him
as the big-butted Bertha you dreamed up for your last flame.  I don't
look like either of these. I look like beauty incarnate ;-)

>
>	Only a "B" cup?  Damn...  Forget the GIF, then.  Perky nipples or no,
>a "B" cup just isn't large enough to make for decent ear-warmers during
>the cold evenings of winter around here, and are difficult to get a firm
>hold on when making the sign of the tripple-billed salamander. (ob Joe Bob)
>

Well, I've never had any complaints.  I figre it ain't the size it's how
well they defy the law of gravity.  But if you ain't interested, that's
fine by me.  I wasn't gonna let you play with them anyway.  So there!!!
Nyah, Nyah, Nyhah  >-P

>>
>>Sorry, babe. I ain't got a scanner.  Doesn't bother *me* none, as I can just
>>look down and admire them whenever I want. Hah!
>
>	Oh, sure, *bragg* about your proximity.  See if I care.  Harrumph!
>

You *shouldn't* care.  They're only b-cups, and therefore of no interest
to you.  Now go 'way...

>
>	Hey, *you* were the one making disparaging remarks about my
>imaginative abilities.  Now you think they're fairly good?  Good enough,
>probably, but then again I figured Claudio to look like Gene Simmons.
>

Taht's better'n me - I figured Claudio to look like Jean Simmons...

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