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From: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jokes about cowboys
Date: 19 Aug 92 17:42:03 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1992Aug18.200703.11226@ultb.isc.rit.edu> akn8257@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Aug10.215535.18095@igor.tamri.com>, kelly@igor.tamri.com (Kelly Kittell) writes...
>> 
>>Please mail me, or post, your jokes about cowboys, the Wild
>>West, cows, barnyard sex, Dolly Parton, etc.
>> 
>>Yippie-ki-yi-thank-you!
>> 
>>Kelly
>>-- 
>
>Here is one:
>

Two cowboys, sharing a horse, rode into town for an evening of fun.
They tied up the horse in front of the local tavern and went in.
After a while they decided to leave the saloon and go to the next town 
where there was a whorehouse. When they got outside they found that there were
about twenty horses, all looking alike, tied up at the hitching rail. The
first one said "How are we going to find our horse in this group?"
The second didnt say anything but proceded to lift the tail of each horse.
Not understanding what was going on his friend said "How are you going to find
our horse like that?" 
"Easy" his buddy replied. "I remember, when we first rode into town, 
hearing someone remark 'Look at the two assholes on that horse'"
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From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: English Athletes
Date: 12 Aug 92 16:08:45 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Aug12.023840.7867@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, ent548d@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au (Cool Your Boots Man) writes:
|> What's the difference between heroin and an English athlete?
|> 
|> One's a drug that uses pricks;  the other's a prick that uses drugs.
|> 

Q. What's the difference between a BWM and a porcupine?

A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: eclipse@unixland.natick.ma.us (Mark Urbin)
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Organization: Unixland Public Access Unix & Think_Tank BBS
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 02:06:28 GMT

In article <14106@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:

>Hmmm. Did they have rocket launchers and semi-automatic rifles when the
>second amendment was passed?  Just wondering?

Hmmm. We certainly didn't have any radios or TV when the Bill of Rights were
added to the constitution.  Should they be protected by the first ammendment?
Just wondering?

-- 
eclipse@unixland.natick.ma.us  a.k.a. Mark Urbin  These Opinions are mine.  
"There are going to be situations where people are going to go without
assistance.  That's just the facts of life." ex-LA Chief of Police, Gates.
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Thursday, 13 Aug 1992 10:10:42 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: IN TIME
 <92224.102919MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> <1992Aug11.171641.26193@wam.umd.edu>

>>A STITCH IN TIME WOULD HAVE CONFUSED ENSTIEN.
>Certainly would have! Enstien didn't even get past the third grade.
>I think the chap you're thinking of is Lichenstein... No, that's a country.
>Ah ha! Epstein! No, a character in Biloxi Blues. Ensign! Nope. Don't worry!
>I'll sit here until I think of it.
>
>-- Sal "Engine? No... Steinfink! No. Aw hell." Desiano

I think he ment Frankenstein
or was that Frankensteen
frankenstone?
-ara

No, No, No. It's Igor.
Well, back there, they told me it was Igor.
Well, they were wrong, weren't they.
-Sal

Xref: sparky rec.humor:26039 alt.politics.clinton:1893 talk.politics.guns:19272
From: kossack@owlnet.rice.edu (Jordan Marc Kossack)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Date: 14 Aug 1992 03:52:54 GMT
Reply-To: kossack@qvi.com
Followup-To: rec.humor
Distribution: na
Organization: A Glorified, Overheated Swamp

In article <1992Aug13.162610.5264@uwm.edu> ski@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Andrew John Urbanski) writes:
- Guns don't kill people, bullets do.  People with gun just do it
- more efficiently!  :-)

   Tsk.  Tsk.  Tsk. 

   The truth is ... GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - GOD KILLS PEOPLE  


-- 
 Jordan M Kossack  |  BARKLEY UNIX:  
 kossack@rice.edu  |                 The operating system with an attitude  
  +1 713 240 2073  |    
  
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jim@n5ial.chi.il.us
Subject: Re: A usefull Shell script for work
Originator: jim@eddie
Reply-To: jim@n5ial.chi.il.us
Organization: me?  have you seen my desk?  : -)
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 12:49:04 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.235115.15466@geovision.gvc.com>
pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:

[about using computer as alarm clock]

>crs@crs.cl.msu.edu (Charles Severance) writes:

[ditto]

I realize this isn't exactly rec.humor material per se, but it is at least
a little funny (maybe not...) hearing about the strange (and real) things
we do, like using the computer as an alarm clock.

I've got a similar example.  every night, my computer stays up all night
running UUCP (well, actually, UUPC, which is UUCP for the PC <grin>),
and I've got a SoundBlaster, too.  so here's what I setup....  I run all
of this under a version of cron for the pc, and have it set such that at
0530 (which is when I get up for work), a .MOD file of Deep Purple's
Smoke on the Water sounds off.  normally, by this time, I've already
beaten the crap out of my alarm clock, usually w/o even waking up, but
the computer is on the other side of the room......  of course, on the
weekend, it doesn't do this...

guess that makes my computer a really expensive alarm clock, no?
   --jim

DISCLAIMER:  My cat typed this for me, and I didn't proofread it.  The above
may not represent what I said (she changes things to match *HER* opinions).
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From: jholtgra@afit.af.mil (Jeremy C. Holtgrave)
Subject: Re: WILL SOMEONE MAKE A REPUBLICAN CONVENTION DRINKING GAME?
Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 00:36:34 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.222906.5205@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu> ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz) writes:
>
>Hi,
>
>Is anyone planning to make a drinking game for the repub. nat'l. 
>convention?  If so, please mail or post it; my friend Jennifer and
>I are thirsty.... =|^]
>
>-E.

Can't you and Jennifer think of better things to do while drinking than
watch the Republican National Convention?

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: schurko@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Robert Schurko)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 05:47:55 GMT

cowieson@brandonu.ca writes:
: In article <15949@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu>, darsie@eecs.ucdavis.edu (Richard Darsie) writes:
: > In article <1992Aug6.002055.23858@aimla.com>, chris@optimla.aimla.com (Chris Angelli) writes:
: > 
: >> As a response to the well know band named "Gay Bikers on Acid" there was
: >> an LA band called "Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds."
: > 
: > Another local band is called JBOA
: > 
: > stands for "James Brown on Acid"
: > 
: > Richard
: 
: How about "Chocolate Bunnies From Hell"!!

Another stupid name:    PROPAGHANDI
-- 
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*Chemistry Department		rob@one3.chem.umanitoba.ca		*
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
From: bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: Monsanto Company
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 18:37:38 GMT

It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
than anyone else.

Brett


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: "Free" Trade
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 17:44:02 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.021403.10234@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writ
es:
>mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes:
>>>is to have them invade a third world nation.
>>     Well, give the U.S. a little credit here.  It hasn't invaded
>>Canada yet - or is Canada second world?
>
>We're not scheduled to become third world until _after_ NAFTA is signed.
>(North American Free Trade Agreement = All the jobs that we didn't loose to
>the US after the original FTA go to Mexico)

     The original statement was not serious, but the replies I've
had have been.  This is not a good sign.  The U.S. clearly has
been a bully to the Canadian economy.  Unfortunately, it's probably
just going to keep getting worse for a while.

Well, sorry about the seriousness of this article.  At least
there weren't any Biblical references.
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 20 Aug 92 00:05:01 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.

In article (Myron Hlynka) writes:
 
>Cease and desist. Stop the the ethnic bashing.

Now *that's* funny.

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| johnf@auspex.com                                                           |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: Joke protests
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 10:21:09 GMT


OK, I have a solution for all these people who are protesting jokes 
diorected at their groups.

Starting today, we shold post no:

1. ethnic jokes
2. religious jokes
3. jokes directed at children
4. jokes directed at animals
5. jokes directed at professions
6. blond jokes
7. gender jokes
8. gay jokes
9. political jokes
10. jokes about nationalism
11. jokes about minorities
12. jokes about public figures


And while we're at it, let's start a petition to overturn the bill of
rights, do away with the political system and appoint a dictator.

(sigh)


-- 
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*      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // your house from here!"          *    
*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // Jesus Christ, from the cross     *
****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: trunking_fixed
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 00:25:24 GMT

In article <3279@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>In article <1992Aug20.220742.5917@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>|In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
>|>It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
>|>than anyone else.
>|>
>|>Brett
>|>
>|> 
>|
>|Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>|this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>|insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
>|on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
>|of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
>|SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 
>
>Please, give this man a break. Read what he wrote: he's apologizing!
>Like he said: jokes and reality are two different worlds.
>
>Ok, ObJoke:
>
>An Englishman (E), a Frenchman (F) and a Dutchman (D) are standing next
>to the grave of a deceased friend, mourning. 
>
>F: I still have to pay him 100 guilders, he lent me once. I know it's 
>   too late now, but take it as a token of my appreciation for him.
>
>The Frenchman drops a 100 guilder note into the grave.
>
>E: Yep, I still have to pay him 100 guilders too. Ok, I like what
>   you did, here's my note ...
>
>The Englishman drops a 100 guilder note into the grave too.
>
>D: Gee guys, I really appreciate your gesture. I still owe him
>   100 guilders too. But I'm a bit short on cash, I'll write
>   a 300 guilders cheque drop it in the grave and take the
>   two 100 guilder notes ok?
>
>kind regards and take it easy ...
>
>Jos aka jos@and.nl

Ye I guess you are right, the only thing that I would ask you
to do is to Post this joke in the English, French, and Dutch.
group, I'm curious how they will react.

mario s.

Xref: sparky rec.humor:25999 alt.politics.clinton:1854 talk.politics.guns:19241
From: swatt%mickey@net.yale.edu (Alan Watt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
Subject: Re: Guns don't kill ...
Date: 13 Aug 92 20:43:25 GMT
Organization: Yale University, Computing & Information Systems
Originator: swatt@mickey.CS.Yale.Edu


In article <BsxqoA.Gu9@acsu.buffalo.edu>, blayda@acsu.buffalo.edu (Danger) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug13.162610.5264@uwm.edu> ski@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Andrew John Urbanski) writes:
|> >Guns don't kill people, bullets do.  People with gun just do it
|> >more efficiently!  :-)
|> 
|> Guns can't kill people, bullets can't kill people, but _I_ can use
|> THEM to kill people; I don't though because I prefer hatpins.

More linguistic nits here.  The phrase "Guns don't kill people; people
kill people" is not true given the commonly accepted usage of "kill".
Guns *DO* kill people.  So do automobiles, swimming pools, falls from
high places, insect bites, heart attacks, cancer, medical malpractice,
and old age to name a few.

The correct statement would be "Guns don't murder people; people murder
people", as "murder" requires intent, which artifacts like guns don't
have.  In common usage however *anything* can be a "cause of death".

The gun control debate is mired in enough emotionalism as it is.
Accepting sloppy thinking for the sake of a neat-sounding slogan does
not improve matters.
-- 
  Alan S. Watt
  Yale University			Computing and Information Systems
  Box 2112 Yale Station			(203) 432-6602
  New Haven, CT  06520-2112		Watt-Alan@Yale.Edu
From: smackinl01@cc.curtin.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: microwave power controls
Date: 13 Aug 92 04:05:28 GMT
Organization: Curtin University of Technology

For all of you who liked the first joke, here's another -









-- 
Simon.
Have you got a form 27/b?
Xref: sparky rec.humor:26662 soc.culture.polish:2023
From: ted@dgbt.doc.ca (Ted Grusec)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 21 Aug 92 06:07:10 GMT
Organization: The Communications Research Centre

In article <1992Aug20.220742.5917@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
>>It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
>>than anyone else.
>>
>>Brett
>>
>> 
>
>Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
>on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
>of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
>SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 


The most effective way to deal with matters of this type is to simply
ignore them.  We should stop acting thin-skinned and vulnerable and
offensive posts will magically cease in time. 
-- 
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  Compuserve: 73607,1576  (613) 998 2762   Fax (613) 993 8657
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: melliott@convex.com (Mark Elliott)
Subject: Little Red (The real story)
Organization: CONVEX Computer Corporation, Richardson, Tx., USA
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 11:57:51 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.


One day Little Red Ridinghood set off for her Grandma's house with a basket of
sugar cookies. Before she got to the door to leave, her mother stopped her and
handed her a large caliber revolver (44 magnun) and told her, "Red (her mom 
always called her Red), whatever you do watch out for that big bad wolff, you
know he's been seen running around our kneck of the woods. And Red, remember,
the gun that is in your basket is loaded and if you do see that pest just pull
it out and blow him away"  Well as the story goes, Red (I call her that too) 
headed out the door and onward toward her grandma's house. Just about the time
she got halfway, that pesky wolff jumped out from behind a tree and looked 
Red straight in the eyes, he said "Hello there Little Red Ridinghood (he didn't
know her by the name 'Red' like her friends do) I am the biggest baddest wolf
in this here kneck of the woods and I just want you to know right here and now
that I am going to take you down on the ground and have my way with you (I don't
like using the four letter word starting with f and meaning sex in mixxed 
company ;^))"

Red just looked that wolf straight back in the eyes, grabbed that large caliber
handgun, pointed it straight between his beady little eyes and pronounced,
"No you're not, you mean old wolff, you're gonna eat me like the book says!"


--
	Mark Elliott	melliott@trojan.convex.com
        Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able 
        to get out.           Murphy's Laws of Combat

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jpd@kepler.unh.edu (James P Doherty)
Subject: Seeking lawyer joke list
Organization: University of New Hampshire  -  Durham, NH
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 17:04:39 GMT


Pulled a bonehead move and lost my lawyer joke list.

If anyone can send me a copy, or let me know where I can ftp one from,
I'll do your laundry for a week.  (you pay postage)

Cheers,
Jim

-- 
Jim Doherty
jpd@kepler.unh.edu

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 14:55:16 GMT

beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard) writes:

>In article <1992Aug10.125727.6248@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>>Probably the last time anybody in Quebec actually listened to a Mohawk.
>>:-)

>From a paper published this week : 77% of Quebec Natives are educated
>in there language, against 42% in Ontario.  Moreover, in 1535, Cartier
>was a French.  Finally, a Mohawk living in Quebec will probably listen
>some other Mohawk.

Sorry, I thought I was posting a joke, not a politcal treatise.  Next time
I'll put big arrows on it saying "THIS IS A JOKE --->"

>>
>>As the flyer for the Championat Quebecouis de Course de Orientation said:
>This sentence just means nothing in French and it is absolutely
>not understandable (Course de Orientation would be a Direction Race!)

Exactly - it's the sport the rest of the world calls "Orienteering" - ie.
running with map and compass.  Don't ask me why the French have to translate
a word that means the same thing in Swedish, German, English, Danish, and
many other languages.  Oh - I take that back - the Germans call it
'Orienteeringslauf'.


>>(I apologize for any french misspelling - at least you didn't have to hear
>>how bad my pronunciation is!)

>Great!  You're of the kind of Canadians that help Quebec nationalism to grow!
Why - because try as I will, I know my pronunciation needs work?  I _am_
working on it, you know.  Are the separtists going to kick me out now
because my french isn't good enough?

OBJ:
THIS IS AN ATTEMPTED JOKE - PLEASE DO NOT SEND ME MAIL IF YOU DON'T THINK
IT'S FUNNY, OR POST LONG BORING ARTICLES ABOUT THE POLITICAL RAMIFICATIONS:
How do you know when Mulroney is lying?  He's talking about the
constitution.
END ATTEMPTED JOKE.  YOU MAY NOW RESUME YOUR POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"A witty .signature proves nothing" - Voltaire (sort of)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: smb3u@squeeg.psyc.virginia.edu (Steven M. Boker)
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Organization: University of Virginia, Department of Psychology
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 20:27:23 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.225851.18356@midway.uchicago.edu> hafn@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>I saw this somewhere.
>Try naming them "up" and "down".
>You can get interesting messages like,
>
>up going down in 3 minutes.
>down is back up again.
>

Or how about elevator?


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Ketan.Deshpande@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Ketan Deshpande)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 22:36:14 GMT

In article <Bt4uAE.LB1@news.larc.nasa.gov> avik@icase.edu (Avik Banerjee) writes:
>In article <1992Aug14.221158.5152@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu>, bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug13.191743.19600@infonode.ingr.com> wilsonk@infonode.ingr.com (Keith Wilson) writes:
>>>Taxi Cab Drivers
>>>Prison Reform
>>>Government Subsidies
>>>Foriegn Imports
>>>Strip Mining
>>>System Manager
>>
>>Bosnian Cease-Fire
>>
>
>Christian Science
Bush Administration

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: klassen@sol.UVic.CA (Melvin Klassen)
Subject: Stupid Crook Department           
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, B.C. CANADA
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 23:10:41 GMT

True story!
----------
Teenage-girl writes cheque for $184, and hands it to supermarket-cashier.
Cashier calls the manager to authorize payment.
Manager checks the two pieces of ID.

Manager: Is this your ID?
Girl:    Yes!
Manager: Then you must be my ex-wife!
Girl:    (stunned silence)

Police are summoned.  Ex-wife reports that her purse was stolen
earlier that day, while she was swimming at Durrance Lake.
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