From: eaeu154@orion.oac.uci.edu (Jeremy Ho)
Subject: Re: a joke, just a joke
Newsgroups: soc.culture.taiwan
Organization: University of California, Irvine
Date: 1 Sep 92 05:35:24 GMT

In article <1992Aug30.230116.58515@cc.usu.edu> slzw0@cc.usu.edu writes:
>
>>>If you are a Korean, please replace Hyundai with Feeling 101.
>>>One of my American friends told me this joke:
>>>One day a police arrested a driver and accused him of intending
>>>to murder because of overspeeding to 160 mph. The murderous tool
>>>is a Hyundai Excel.
>
>   Later, the policeman found that his speed gun was made in Taiwan.
>
>>>In adjudgement, a Hyundai technician was called to test the car.
>>>At last the driver was announced innocent, because that technician
>>>said, "It's impossible for a Hyundai to run that fast."
>>>I'm certain that this joke came from Rodney King trial.
>>>In my best recollection, the guy from Hyundai Motor America said
>>>maximum reading of that model speedometer is 120 mph.
>
>  Especially, Hyundai mechanics designed the car for safty.  They
>  considered that it is smart idear not to exceed over 120mph.
>  so, no matter you are drunken or crazy, Hyundai Exel will limit
>  your speed to save your life.
>
>  On the other hand, if you see American cars, most of those have
>  only 85mph scale speedometer.  The reason is,  American mechanics
>  considered that those who drive over 85mph are crazy enough to die.
>  Therefore, if you get crazy, your American car will get crazy too.
>  But Hyundai Excel doesn't.
>
>  Yes !  Hyndai !!
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

   Ha ha ha ha, you are SO funny!

>
>>>Just a joke, don't take it serious.
>
>  Korea has already three major car-making company and another one has
>  just started.  For taiwan, it was turned out to be impossible to build
>  a car  they had to ride motercycle.  That is why there are many
>  motorcycles in Taiwan.

   As matter of fact, Taiwan manufactures automobiles for Ford. Those
   automobiles are for export to Canada.
   And, please, about that motorcycle part, do some research, please.
   And, as a comparison, is it true that you guys don't know how to
   make ceremic utencils that you have to steel ones?

>
>  Additionally, do you know few other American cars are made in Korea ?

   No, is it another joke of yours?

>  You can find few 100% Korean made car in GM and Ford.  Even Korean made
>  engins are easier to find in America.

   Where? In Philadelphia?

>
>
>> Hyundai Excel, nothing compare with most of american cars.
>
>  The American car that you want to compare with Hyundai, could be made in
>  Korea also. Check it out before you compare.    And more, I don't think

   Why? I wouldn't even want to check out a Korean car. And tell you the
   truth, even my Korea{ friends hates Hyundai.

>  it is smart idea to listen to the little toy makers (Taiwanese) about cars.

   Well, maybe it is smart to listen to the nation which manufactures your 
   AT&T cordless phone, those parts in commercial airliners, the PC main
   boards, and perheps the clothes you are wearing. By the way, you might
   find "Made in Taiwan" inscribed on your PC parts.

>
>C.S. Park
>
 You are a Korean. So? Big deal! I am TAIWANESE!!!

 Roger.
 (Again, as you can see, it is not my own account again.)
 Keep it cool, ginseng bro's.