HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM (Tom Hopkin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BoB attendees
Date: 22 Jan 1993 01:48:19 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc., Billerica, MA. 
Distribution: world
Reply-To: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: nemesis.east.sun.com

In article 1ji6g0INN692@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu, operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby) writes:
>                                                         the
>Bob has been moved to a little town in Japan, you may not have
>heard of it, Bakabaka, on Shikoku Island. 

Oh, thank Kibo I saw this!  Imagine my embarrassment if I'd gone down
to colonial Williamsburg only to discover a note on the door saying
"Bob has been relocated to Japan, loser!"  Not to mention the fact that
I would ignore the note seeing that it wasn't for me and just wait for
hours and hours and the years and decades for other people to arrive,
finally coming to the realization that perhaps nobody else would be
coming, but too late to do anything but lie down and die.  Thank you,
oh thank you Waldby for saving me a lifetime of humiliation.

See everyone in Bakabaka!  

-Tom Hopkins <hoppie@turbo.east.sun.com>
Now, that was the 3rd of February, right?
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cj's piercing
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 03:05:01 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <C19wr2.M0A@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> <1993Jan25.070608.17271@wetware.com>

o, definitely.

especially the eyes and the fingernails.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  inceptus clamor frustratur hiantes             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony A. Datri)
Subject: Re: Parentage
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 06:41:26 GMT

>"Pitlochry," said Dougal.

Naw, Dunblane, on the way up to Kirkwall.
-- 

======================================================================8--<
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: souix follows gooleys lead....
Date: 21 Jan 1993 09:06:36 GMT
Organization: Zantop World Airways
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: antithesis.engin.umich.edu

In article <1993Jan20.191859.29522@scott.skidmore.edu> ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
>
>here, i will spell it for you.   S-I-O-U-X  
>
>NOT SOUIX, whatever *that* is. 
>
>give it another try, and we'll see if you can get it right. 
>
>love and kisses to everyone. 
>
>					sioux

You know, she's got her nose pierced.  And she was asking about nipple
pierces on rec.arts.bodyart the other day.

Maybe we should reconsider.

ljd
if she shaves her head, I'll marry her
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: right now
Date: 22 Jan 1993 06:02:09 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) says:

>	plenty of public expressions of horndog lust there (who was it
>who referred in passing to "the eminently kissable breasts of y.-m. k."?)



}Article #78258 (78273 is last):
}From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Sievan Janacek)
}Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
}Subject: TEDIOUS STATISTICS 6/6
}Date: Sun May 24 20:23:21 1992

    Finally, here's a list of all the nonstandard header lines which
appeared in the last 10055 talk.bizarre articles.  MPC says they make
good bathroom reading.  They have been sorted into a not particularly
useful order, and duplicates have been removed.  

X-ATTRIBUTION: Peanuts by Charles Schulz
X-Ack-Quote: We won't talk about that....
X-Answer:  Solution available in rec.humor _only_.
X-Arjftebhcf: gnyx.ovmneer
X-Attribution: R.E.M. (stand)
X-Bean:  fava
X-Bean:  flageolet
X-Breasts: All references to breasts may be replaced with the word hooters
X-Cascade:  Whelps cramp our tirades and scour known crimes.
X-Caution: Contains embedded ED command.
X-Citing?: no
X-Confection: Banana Custard
X-Confection: Toffee chocolate eclairs.
X-Confession: cheated; used /usr/dict/words
X-Conspiracy:  Eric
X-Deja-Vu: X-deja-vu
X-Disclaimer: I must've left myself logged in
X-Disclaimer: I speak for myself only unless explicitly indicated otherwise
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
X-Disclaimer: The views expressed in this message are those of an
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
X-Dominus: Mark Jason Dominus
X-Enswrguosp: atkl.ibazrre
X-Extra-Header: X-Confection:
X-Face: 
X-From: spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
X-From: toms@yang.earlham.edu (Sluuurp)
X-Garbage: M#$s8s$24ds0dZf07@#2;8lX'S2@pD[jk1q7-43X
X-Gone-Headers: Just for Dave.......
X-History: The eminently kissable breasts of Yong-Mi Kim
[...]
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: you want to tell him, or should i?
Date: 24 Jan 93 13:07:29 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1993Jan22.143655.80441@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
> 
> yesterday, upon exiting my local convenience store, i noticed a young man
> driving a rather dirty geo metro station wagon ( well, it looks like a little
> station wagon), with an enormous sticker on the windshield that said 'storm'.
> i contemplated telling him of his error, but decided against it. besides, i
> doubt he would have heard me over all the rap music eminating from his vehicle.
> 
> -jane
> 
> ran right out and bought a 'celica' sticker for my tercel
> -- 

You think that's bad, there's a guy in the Madison area who drives a chevette
with Z-28 stickers and a roll bar on it.  

					--Joachim
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rct@fulcrum.co.uk (Richard Taylor)
Subject: Re: thinking about
Organization: Fulcrum Communications
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 13:24:13 GMT

In article <9301270345.AA05120@prg.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Camilla Shand) writes:
>
> One of the London papers made a big fuss about the report that University
> suicides were usually worried about excess of work, shortage of money, or
> either excess or shortage of sex.  Any rational human being would realise
         ^^^^^^^            ^^^^^^
> that this is because the rest of us are also obsessed by work, or by sex,
> or by money, or all three.  Of course it may be that journalists are not.

Hmm, I've often been very worried about an excess of sex but, so far,
have luckily managed to avoid it. I mean you could die, if you aren't
careful.
Regards,
============================================================================
Richard Taylor                  DoD #981                 (rct@fulcrum.co.uk)
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more."		- Bill Hoest
============================================================================
Fulcrum Communications Ltd., Fordrough Lane, Birmingham, B9 5LD, ENGLAND.
From: tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep gets stoned.
Date: 23 Jan 93 16:26:59 GMT
Organization: Oxford University, UK
Originator: tbrann@black

"Hey man, I've drank 6 pints of cement and I'm not getting anywhere"

T
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Subject: proof I have too little time on my hands
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 21:25:57 GMT


I bought a pristine copy of xtc's "White Music" last week on vinyl.

I have yet to find the time to take it out of the sleeve, let alone
play it and make a tape copy so that all won't be lost when my decrepit
turntable turns the record into various shreds of hard plastic.


		---jeff "to fully appreciate the shame, you have to be an
                     Andy Partridge junkie like me, which has NOTHING to do
                     with Danny Bonaduce, honest..." c, ncsu.

--
     jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu      \\        pope@aza.csc.ncsu.edu    
 "I don't know where you took   --=--   To KLH: Love ya, Katya!
 me, but I didn't want to leave."   \\  have clue, will travel.
       ---------------------------------------------------
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ha!
Date: 21 Jan 93 17:23:21
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Comments: All unhappiness is caused by _comparison_.


hottaturi, zottaturi.
--
...so the whole story is completely untrue... big hoax! ha ha ha....
From: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: girl no longer pursued by lesbians
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:12:08 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey

David Lester writes:

>    "[The Athenians] summoned forces from their allies, and these forces
>     arrived all the sooner because they saw so little evidence of
>     vigorous action on the part of the Lesbians." [1]


And that's why we had to kick them all out of the military.
From: egev05@castle.ed.ac.uk (B A Page)
Newsgroups: eduni.general,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NEW PUBLIC ACCESS TERMINAL ROOM AT KB
Date: 26 Jan 93 13:40:21 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <8250@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>In article <30695@castle.ed.ac.uk> emcu27@castle.ed.ac.uk ('Chem Eng
>Student') writes:
>#  the 2nd floor of KB centre.  I am a Science Student Council rep and have
>#  been asked to get an input on the types of terminals... 
>Sega Mega-Gargantu-drives, of course. 

Seconded.  But please make sure that only the best software is included.
Sonic is definitely a must here.

Babs
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Out of Curiosity
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 00:55:42 GMT

I was willing to try to accept the culture. I tried to accept the 
culture. The culture was not interested in my acceptance or 
rejection but rather in consumption -- not the mundane crassness of 
conspicuous consumption, which I avoided simply by staying out of malls, 
but the hidden, subterranean, whisper-quiet consumption of raw
materials for which no credible replacement has been set forward.
A sound which can be readily ignored. A white noise. Loud as
all hell if you hear it, loud like the air rushing out of a
pinhole puncture in the walls of a spacecraft.

The culture, I couldn't help noticing, was intent on consuming all 
available resources and, ultimately, itself. I am willing to consider 
alternatives.

I have no joke. Just out of curiosity, does anybody know anything?

-T

(About this world, please, Occam's Razor still holds)

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: zgilbert@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: tip for the 90's
Date: 28 Jan 93 22:17:59 GMT
Organization: crystallized time
NNTP-Posting-Host: titan.ucs.umass.edu

croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
>if you are in a bar and are served a drink that is not in the same
>color family as the drink you know you ordered, DON'T DRINK IT!  

Only of the same colour, eh?

Racist.

--Zvi
zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu
Point, set, and match.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: My Entire CD Collection
Keywords: Idiots From New England
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 02:11:24 GMT

In article <1jtdeuINNk9p@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>My entire CD collection numbers four:
>
>    John Coltrane, Live at the Half-Note
>    Garland Jeffreys, Take Me to the Matador and More
>    Garland Jeffreys, Don't Call Me Buckwheat
>    Eric Clapton, Unplugged
>
>Thus, until I buy a record of diminished coolness
>(basically, any other CD except maybe more Trane
>or Garland J., and some of Lyle Lovett's or Joe
>Cocker's), I will temporarily own the CD collection
>with the highest average coolness in the history
>of the recording medium.
>
>Some CD's I will never have:  anything by Elton John,
>Kenny G., or Van Morrison.
>
>They'll pack my nostrils with Gleem and heave me
>gibbering into Mt. Kilauea before I'll do that.
>
>				--Blair
>				  "Hey, I just bought the
>				   thing this afternoon..."

Sitting on the porch as the checkered people chase pills 
gloating over the assumption that one has more taste in
music than any other person and that by limiting ones 
purchases in rather un-yuppie fashion to a meager four 
toady little disks one presumes to top some hypothetical
quotient of qoolness all the while being lured into a false
sense of superiority as Sony executives and Canadians laugh
in hysterics at the ugly Americans. Was that four mr golf
course home? You bought a cd player for four disks?
Give Holtsinger a kiss for us won't you then Blarr.

				--Blair
				  "Hey, I just bought 
				   myself this head balloon..."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:45793 alt.cascade:3741
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: at the shop
Date: 21 Jan 93 13:59:11 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


...yesterday, I bought a red rollerball pen and a chicken croissant
(lunch). 

...today, I bought two sandwiches (lunch), one honey corner, three fruit
corners, half a litre of freshly squozen orange juice, two pints of milk
and a pack of envelopes. 

Ken Johnson, Shop-A-Holic


-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    Ken Johnson, AIAI,
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    80 South Bridge, Edinburgh
the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    Tel 031-650 2756 
somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    Fax 031-650 6513
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: eduni.general,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NEW PUBLIC ACCESS TERMINAL ROOM AT KB
Date: 26 Jan 93 10:45:47 GMT
Followup-To: eduni.general,talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


In article <30710@castle.ed.ac.uk> das@castle.ed.ac.uk (D Stewart)
writes:

#  Castle is a very reliable machine and recent downtime has been caused by
#  the weather. 


The wrong sort of snow?

Ken Johnson



-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    I have discovered of this
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    basic rule of the universe
the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    a most remarkable proof,
somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    which this .signature is too
From: the lost cause
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short, shameless, confession
Date: 22 Jan 1993 17:00:36 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu


I have had this one record crate for so long, I rearely give a thought to what  
it is, and how I acquired it. Every once in a while, someone comes over to  
visit, and inquires as to it's ancestry and origins, at which time I remember  
the details all over again. 

When I lived in Mississippi for a year, back in 91, I had a roommate who worked  
for a funeral home. The crate is a shipping crate for a baby coffin.

Oh how I wish that I had a gif of this cute little, pug-nosed, busty, giggly  
21-year old's face when she said "EEEWWWW!".

She left shortly after.
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
From: ae-a@minster.york.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Keyboards & hedgehogs
Date: 25 Jan 93 22:37:26 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of York, England

I am having trouble typing out this article because my keyboard has just turned into a hedgehog and when I'm typing, my fingers keep getting caught on the spikes.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my all-time favorite porno movie title
Date: 24 Jan 1993 07:38:54 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: nasdaq.intel.com

Crazy, Mixed-up, Midwestern Teenagers who Got
off the Bus and Learned to Fuck for Money in
Front of a Camera.

				--Blair
				  "Ed Wood is Goddess."
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Stop the world, I wanna get off.
Date: 27 Jan 1993 06:25:36 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1993Jan26.165304.13203@black.ox.ac.uk> tbrann@oxford.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan) writes:
*I was doing a practical this morning, when I noticed that while
*longitude extends from 180' East to 180' West, latitude only extends
*from 90' North to 90' South.  What happened to the other 180' of
*latitude?
*I can only conclude the Earth is shrinking :-(

X!  It's working!  It's working!

On to the next phase.


Mark "Marbles" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: latarra@camelot.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren)
Subject: Re: 0 line bio
Organization: Bradley University
Date: 25 Jan 93 04:07:17 GMT

operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:
>     

Well, at least he was honest. 
--
"Bondage can be fun when you use a lot of rope.  Its better, though,
when you use too much!"  --attrib. Mae West.  

To bi or not to bi...that was a question.  latarra@camelot.bradley.edu
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Hugh Neek)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: a London trip
Date: 26 Jan 93 10:07:28 GMT
Organization: The Gold Star Image Enhancement and Ego Massage Parlour
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

Tell your co-worker not to inhale.

Snorting black cabs can lead to very bad trips.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Re: Obnoxious pillocks observation #1
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 19:27:23 GMT


>i note that at least one individual around here feels that
>people's bodies are for the delight of others, rather than
>in any sense to be used for the pleasure and convenience
>of the individual who inhabits them. this is clear from his
>repeated postings on the subject of breast reduction.

Glad you've drawn and quartered me without fair hearing.  The woman in
question is getting her breasts reduced, in my humble opinion, for the
wrong reasons.  NOT because of back pain and other valid medical
reasons, but for deep rooted psychological reasons:  she's incredibly
self-conscious, shy, and ego-less.  True, you only have MY word on
this, but that's my opinion on the matter.

If she were getting it done for the medical reasons, I'd be all for
it.  But she's doing this for the wrong reasons: she may eventually
decide she did the wrong thing.  Being uncomfortable with your body is
no reason to lob off parts of it.  Have you heard that they developped
a technique to make downsyndrome (sp?) children look normal?  This was
questioned immediately:  why should they HAVE to look "normal"?

By the way, I also disagree with injecting breasts with silicon,
having your lips injected with whatever, having your nose sculpted,
having fat sucked out of your head, etc.  It's all incredibly
ridiculous.  Changing what you are to suit some sort of version of
what is "normal" and "good".  FEH.

                                                  Nik

In order to make this a T.B. post:

Rictus Hep gives his view on vasectomies:

          "Stand still Fred, it won't hurt that much!"
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: It's too big. Too too big. Not bizarre enough, but fucking big!
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 10:13:36 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

Talk.bizarre.  Usenet's own toilet and part-time psycho ward.

                                        Bleaych.
                                        "Something pithy"
Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
                    <Using ARN on an Amiga 4000. Yay!>
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: rec.humor."funny" (was: It's everywhere you want to be)
Date: 25 Jan 93 14:47:35 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


In REC.HUMOR."FUNNY" article <S4e5.7487@looking.on.ca>
theobald@duke.cs.mcgill.ca (Kevin THEOBALD) writes:

#  "Bosnia-Herzegovina continues to be ravaged by the worst fighting in
#  Europe since World War II.  [...] Bosnians are sent to Nazi-like
#  concentration camps [...] women in these camps are gang-raped daily by
#  Serbian soldiers."

HAW! HAW!! HAW!!! I GEDDIT!!!!!
KEVIN THEOBALD THINKS THE ATROCITIES IN BOSNIA ARE FUNNY!!!!
AND MADDI HAUSMANN THINKS THE ATROCITIES IN BOSNIA ARE FUNNY!!!!
HAW! HAW!! HAW!!!!
WHAT A COUPLE OF SNIGGERING, VILE, SUBHUMAN PILLOCKS!!


-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    I have discovered of this
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    basic rule of the universe
the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    a most remarkable proof,
somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    which this .signature is too
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: just wondering
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 14:49:02 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

mgooley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Markian Gooley) writes:
> Is Chelsea Clinton's middle name Buns?
> 
> why can't people give their kids reasonable names these days?

That's nothing.  If they'd had a boy, they would have named him West Bromwich
Albion Clinton.


mathew
[ Does anyone have any good GIFs of Socks Clinton? ]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dawn@ca.dynix.com (dawn)
Subject: re: ward
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 12:06:59 EST
Summary: bloody company bloody policy not allowing talk gropes on site
Organization: well-fed libraries are happy libraries
Distribution: world

so this guy, awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells), offers:
< 500,000 quatloos to anyone who can figure out what my middle 
< intial "V." stands for.

five (or fifth, preferably of smooth
kentucky bourbon).


damn newbies gots no respect for an F*cup