From: krobinsn@nogrod.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: KENPOLL...Ode to Kenny Boy  (Was:  Be A Man!!)
Date: 10 Apr 92 22:15:42 GMT
Organization: Penn State Computer Science

In article <9oJZiB1w164w@Bogus.COM> zippo@Bogus.COM (Homer Simpson) writes:
>     Hello all, it's Homer Simpson again.  Just bored with 
>life and employment so I thought I would drop by and post a 
>thought of mine wihle I am in the mood for it.  It appers that 
>good old boy K E N  R O B I N S O N (Kenny boy) has been 
>sendsysed.  Well, that is what he claims.  Sounds like a 
>lousy, and not to mention lame, sympathy plot to me.  I have 
>fabricated a little poll for all of you faggot and Ken 
>Robinson bashers out there.  I call it the Kenny Boy
>poll.  Please post your answers or Email them to me.  This is 
>a poll and I will process the information.

Zippo-for-Brains, what seems to be your problem?? Do you possibly think
you can process information?? I'm certain your poll is doomed.
Expect faulty results, for Zippo is way out of his league.

Now, time to silence the idiots, for the factual answers to the
following questions will be given. I will assume spaces in between
the letters representing my name.

>1.      Is Ken Robinson:
>
>  Artimus
>  Worthless
>  Brainless
>  Spineless
>  A swell guy
>  A bitter victim of the Hair Club for Men

No. No. No. No. In a manner of speaking. No.

The real answer: K e n is K e n.

>2.      Was Ken Robinson:
>
>  Raped by his boyfriend
>  Raped by his family
>  Raped by Swishy Foard
>  Raped by Farm Animals
>  Not raped but willing

No. No. No. No. No.

K e n was never raped. You seem to be misinformed.

>3.      Is Ken Robinson:
>
>  Democratic
>  Republican
>  Independent
>  Dependent
>  Just plain stupid

No. No. No. No. No.

K e n is not affiliated with silly organizations and parties.> 

>4.      Is Ken Robinson a Faggot?

No, K e n is K e n. Faggots are irrelevant. K e n is not irrelevant.

>5.     Does Ken Robinson:
>
>  Wack in the restrooms
>  Wack in the car
>  Wack at work
>  Does not wack, just sits there and stares at the damed thing

No. No. No. No.

K e n does not wack. K e n performs with a woman. Wacking is for
sick people.

>6.      Ken Robinson's favorite words and sayings are:
>
>  OGGLE
>  You are in need of repair
>  You are misinformed
>  Gee, That would be swell

No. No. No. No.

My favorite word is Whoosh.

My favorite saying is: "The sooner you fall behind, the more time you
			have to catch up" - student residing on
			9th floor Pinchot Hall, name unknown.

>7.      Ken Robinson's favorite T.V. shows are:
>
>  The Brady Bunch
>  The Partrige Family
>  Leave it to Beaver
>  Dobie Gillis
>  The Dona Reed Show
>  The Exciting World of Antimology
>  The Prerectal Probe, How it Works, What it does.
>  Just doen't own a T.V.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

I don't watch much TV, for it is quite lame.

Actually I might watch some late night sports channel to listen
to baseball scores for the day, and I usually catch the latest
episode of Star Trek:TNG. Other than that, I don't watch much
more than three to four hours of TV. There are much more
entertaining things to do.

>8.      Is Ken Robinson's thinking pattern:
>
>  Binary
>  Single level
>  Multi level
>  In shambles
>  Doesn't have one

No. No. No. No. No.

My thinking patterns are confidential information.

>9.      In 30 words or less, Why does Ken Robinson love the 
>word OGGLE?

OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE

>10.     Ken Robinson's occupation is most likely:
>
>  Men's room attendant
>  A cop with a special membership in the Knights of the Glazed 
>Doughnut Club.
>  Garbage man
>  Salesman
>  Classified do nothing Government Job
>  Manager of a Swishy bar
>  Just a lazy Mother Fucker.

I am a student at PSU. I work part time in the university library.
And at that I probably make more money than you.

>        There you have it.  The Complete Kenny Boy Poll.  
>Please answer honestly.  Ken Robinson is forbidden from taking 
>the poll.  

K e n is not forbidden from anything. Hopefully this clears things
up. 

K e n   R o b i n s o n