HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Mathematics")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 28 Sep 92 05:01:42 GMT
	<MJD.92Sep25141357@saul.cis.upenn.edu> <Bv5qwq.79B@nic.umass.edu>
Followup-To: misc.misc,alt.flame
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu's message of 25 Sep 92 23:36:25 GMT


In article <Bv5qwq.79B@nic.umass.edu> zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi SUCKER Gilbert) writes:
>   If you know ANYTHING AT ALL about Delany as a real live person (as
>   opposed to Delany as a writer) you know that he is homosexual.

    If you knew ANYTHING AT ALL about ME, you would know that I
habitually make absurd, patently false statements, just to get gullible,
suggestible cheesies like you to say, ``What, REALLY?'' or, better
still, to provoke arguments about absurd, irrelevant facts.  (``They did
NOT use 138,000 miles of cabe in the Verrezano-Narrows Bridge, and I can
PROVE IT!'')  And guess what---you've been suckered, SUCKER.

    Nevertheless, this was not one of those times.

    If you want to take the point of view that orientation is a matter
of self-identification only, then Delany is `gay', not `homosexual', at
least to the best of my knowledge, since I have heard him identify
himself as `gay' many times, but never as `homosexual'.  If you want to
take the point of view that orientation is a matter of behavior, then I
suggest that Delany has had sex with too many women to be considered
`homosexual'.

    If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, and that's fine, but you are still a
snivelling little fanboy vermin, SUCKER.

>   And here I was thinking that you oldbies were infalliable.  Sheesh.

    Anyone who claimed I was infallible was not me.  If you believed
them, you are an even bigger SUCKER, because I am noted for ALWAYS being
wrong, ON PURPOSE, and EVERYTHING I SAY IS A LIE.  Believe it or DIE,
SUCKER. 

>   (Perhaps you should reread my flame of Vandezame in light of the
>   above facts.)

    No thanks; it was dull the first time, and I have no doubt that it
will continue to be dull.

>   (Nice try on the "newsgroups" line, though.)

    That's right; I set followups to misc.misc, but no, you couldn't
take the hint; you had to think I was playing a TRICK on you.  Well, I
FOOLED YOU GOOD, because it WASN'T a trick, and THAT is the TRICK.  You
SHOULD have followed up to misc.misc because that's where this dicussion
BELONGS, and NOT in talk.bizarre.  Next time think a little less and a
little better.  SUCKER.

Here, I'll give you a head start this time.  I have pointed followups to
alt.flame and to misc.misc.  See what you can make with that material.

Christ, they get dumber every week.

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: clarkl@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Leslie Clark)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Arkansas Frog Massacre
Date: 30 Sep 92 03:20:57 GMT
Organization: Purdue University


	Geez, I just realized what a typo-laden post I made. Yick.

	Zach
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Date: 6 Oct 92 00:37:31 GMT
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon

In article <6485@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>
>You know you have lived too long when you can pick up Pink Floyd in one
>of those "Any tape - $4.99" bins.

    I have to disagree somewhat.  It's a good thing to be able to replace 
    albums I wore out years ago with cheap cassette replacements.  Sadly,
    some of the stuff I would be most interested in having is not going to
    show up anywhere, let alone the 3.99 bin.

    I recently got a CD of "The Rite of Spring", NY Phil, Mehta conducting
    for "the Nice Price" of $6.99 and King's X next-to-last album for $7.99.
    I'm willing to wait and let the price drop...

    - Larry "got an Earl Scruggs tape for $4.99 yesterday" Huntley
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | She made champagne out of 7-Up and
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |       cheap wine.  A chemist! 
          Beaverton,  OR          |  - "Earth To Doris" [Was (Not Was)]
From: joe@trystero.art.com (Joe English)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Printer
Date: 29 Sep 1992 19:55:05 -0500
Organization: Nerds of Action
Distribution: world
Reply-To: joe@trystero.art.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

In article <1992Sep27.054406.22732@cs.cornell.edu>, csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
|> She sat on the table, placidly humming.  Her name was Libel, and she
|> was a QMS PS-2200 laser printer. 

This is one of the best names for a printer I've ever 
heard.  Almost as good as treekiller.   I think I'll rename
ours.

``Use  lp -dlibel  to use the LN03, -dslander for the
LaserWriter, or -dpropaganda for the Panasonic.''  

Our printers have boring names.  Most of the stuff on our 
network is either named after a Star Wars character or something
even more unimaginative.

I did manage to get all the X terminals named after fascist / 
communist dictators, though.


--joe@trystero.art.com

  oh, yeah, I got to name the IRIS 4D/240, too...
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: promise
Date: 2 Oct 1992 23:12:18 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
When I am wealthy, I will hire the writers of
talk.bizarre to write fortune cookie messages.
And sell them to unsuspecting owners of Chinese
restaurants.
---
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: why this newsgroup was created
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 16:25:09 GMT

In <1992Sep21.151327.24989@advtech.uswest.com> mgooley@agni (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>In article <j31n#pp.esprit@netcom.com> esprit@netcom.com (Alan F. Perry) writes:
>>Actually, I have no complaints about the Bundesbahn.  I made a trip from
>>Munich to Bremerhaven, another trip from Bremerhaven to Munich and a trip
>>from Munich to London (so, I guess it was DB to Aachen).  Oh, yeah, I
>>forgot the quick trip between Munich and Salzburg (guess where I lived in
>>Germany!).

>Frankfurt?

Why, yes; thank you!  How did you know I haven't had lunch yet?
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Pioneers
Date: 1 Oct 92 06:57:54 GMT
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology


Today, some of the freshman came in and sat down beside me. It was a large
group, flocking in to read newsgrazer. They swarmed the metal music groups
various Megadeth and Iron Maiden pictures dragged from the net.

Then I heard it. An excerpt from "Stairway to Heaven". I was furious! These
kids thought they were onto something new! They giggled and raved, loud
raucous laughter.

Ha ha I thought. My freshman year, we recorded the damn thing into the 
computer, all 8 megabytes, and reversed it and held satanic rituals!

We were the pioneers!
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Mathematics")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RACIST
Date: 28 Sep 92 14:16:55 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au's message of 28 Sep 92 08:21:34 GMT

In article <joshua.717668494@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>   this is quite possibly true. in fact, all humor is more or less
>   sublimated aggression. 

Oh, it is, is it?

	A duck goes into a drugstore to get a box of Q-tips.
	He gets to the counter and the cashier asks him,
	``How will you be paying for those, sir?''  ``Oh,''
	says the duck, ``Just put it on my bill.''

Stick THAT in your theory and flap around like a chicken in heat.

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: schizophrenia versus psychopathy
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 1 Oct 92 21:39:58 CDT

In article <1992Oct1.215614.9821@news.cs.brandeis.edu> waterman@lug.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman) writes:
>joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>: 
>: >My quadruplex co-dwellers son was _not_, and was not diagnosed to
>: >be, schizophrenic.  He was intensely psychotic, set into violent
>: >behavior by the most innocent stimulus, holding loud and violence
>: >filled conversations with the air about only-to-him-real children
>: >he had and an imaginary wife who was stealing them from him.
>: 
>: well, if we had had him at harborview when I was working at either acute
>: psychiatric intake (5C) or the locked unit (8C) I would bet we'd have
>: diagnosed him as paranoid schizophrenic.

is there anybody here who hasn't lived in Seattle? shit.
:
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short shameful confession
Date: 6 Oct 1992 05:30:50 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


I hate the disgusting chunk of pork you find in cans of baked beans.


Mark "High fiber" Lippert
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Combinatorial Problem
Date: Fri,  2 Oct 92 11:41:33 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

In another group, we are treated to:
: So please, can someone give me a pointer to a textbook or other
: relevant literature?
: 
: Thank you very much.
: 
: 	Rolf Wanka

Sure, Rolf (may I call you Rolf?). 
But I think you already have the pointer.
To hand, as it were.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Need help, or hugs, or something...
Keywords: whine whine whine
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 21:37:20 GMT

In alt.romance.chat, ctv3943@rigel.tamu.edu (VICKERS, CHARLES TYLER) whines:
>Ok fellow ARCers, here's my problem (?).
>
>I am 19 yrs. old (ok, almost 19), a junior at Texas A&M University, and 
>have found The Perfect Girl. (doesn't sound like a problem, does it? just
>wait)  Actually, I've known her for several years- we were both "home schooled"
>throughout junior high and high school in the same town.  I ran into her this
>summer and we started seeing each other.  She is one year younger than me, a
>senior in high school (at home), beautiful, mature, and is _like_ me in 
>innumerous ways.  (We are both 'different' in the same ways, from being taught
>at home).  We both really like each other, have a great time together, are
>very comforatable with each other, and there is _great_ chemistry.
>
>Here comes the problem.  First of all, we are not technically "dating" each 
>other.  Yes, we both like each other - that is VERY obvious, but we do not have
>a commitment (not that I haven't tried), and I agree with the reasons.
>
>Second of all, she just found out that her dad is being transferred to
>Pennsylvania.  She is leaving in two months, and she already lives three 
>hours from here...
>
>So my thing is...   1)  This is the girl that I will probably end up marrying.
>I have had two other "relationships" and neither was even close to being this
>serious.
>
>2) I will wait for her even to the point of graduating and getting a job in
>PA, just to have the chance of being with her.
>
>3) I DON'T WANT HER TO LEAVE!!!!  :*(
>
>So basically, I just need some support, because I have been VERY emotional
>lately.  The good news is that she is coming to visit in two weeks...
>
>This probably didn't make any sense, but thanx for your time anyway.

Well, youre real problem is the fact that since moving away, your 'ideal
girl' has been alternating between fucking dan quayle and carasso. so,
you definitely should worry about stds.........

>ARC is the coolest place in the universes...

damn, i though t.b. was the coolest place. however, posts like this prove
that arc is THE coolest.

-rob, feeling all mushy inside now


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Rictus Hep Revolutionizes Business Economics
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 12:51:47 GMT

"A dime is money!"
From: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shamefull Confession
Date: 28 Sep 1992 21:13:03 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Distribution: world
Reply-To: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
NNTP-Posting-Host: carnival.lbl.gov

>In article <19rn6nINNk2i@introl.introl.com> jake@introl.com (Joel D. Jacobson) writes:
>>Every time I hear the DJ on WQFM say "shark attack" i have
>>an uncontrollable urge to do the:
>>	when the shark bites
>>motion with my hands, and start bouncing around.



no. fuck that.

if you can't do the "fins" move
then you ain't worth listening to.


inspecti parrothead
"i don't know if you're supposed to be able to do that" - current boss 
in re: news
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wheaties")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Punctuation
Date: 6 Oct 92 20:51:03 GMT
	<1992Oct6.194709.27614@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: klein@frith.egr.msu.edu's message of 6 Oct 92 19:47:09 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.194709.27614@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
   Soon, hundreds of pseudo-wits will flood t.b., adding this one line
   to any and all postings that come their way, in a debacle second oly
   to the infamous "...IN BED".

And that's why I'll have to kill them all.

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: Ontological Satisfaction
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 14:40:48 GMT

In article <MJD.92Sep25164533@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:

}``You know what my favorite thing about existing is?''
}``Er, what?''
}``Possessing a physical extension.''

Goddam cartesians. I thought we wiped out your kind with Principia...

--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: A vignette
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 14:05:19 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.204358.19927@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>as the tower continued broadcasting poisonous thought control waves
>across the valley, and the sun melted down beneath the horizon into
>a most unusual greenish-red color, two young lovers sat picnicking
>on raw hotdogs and reading usa today.

Sounds like New Jersey.
--scott
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wheaties")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Free clue.
Date: 6 Oct 92 21:02:38 GMT
Followup-To: talk.politics.misc
Distribution: talk.bizarre
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: vail@tegra.com's message of 6 Oct 92 18:24:55 GMT

In article <BvpptK.x1@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>   Corallary:  They are trying more and more to outlaw guns.
>   Conclusion: Guns can make a difference.

Collared Peccary:  It is illegal to sell horse meat for human consumption.
Conchoidial Illusion: Eating horse meat makes a bigger difference than
        owning a gun.

Wowsers.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Science Experiments in Your Home
Date: 28 Sep 92 20:39:30 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

In article <7580@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
|#  1. Get some DeWitt's Pills.
|#  2. Ingest 6.
|#  3. Drink lots of water.
|#  4. Urinate.
|                    ...IN BED

I must certainly admit that I never thought of posting this in
alt.sex.urolagia.

Thank you for correcting the oversight.

mr HEINOUS
anyone for azure showers?
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Tsk, tsk class  (was: Re: Rictus Hep Is Unintentionally Overheard)
Date: 1 Oct 1992 16:49:14 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: boa.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Oct1.123632.7946@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>#N canetoad

You, sir, have all the poetry of a fish.

c
From: ben@djehuti.champaign.il.us ("Ben Cox")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Richard Pryor: Makin' A Comeback?
Date: 29 Sep 92 03:28:29 GMT
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Bavarian Sears

On Friday, in my Computer Networks class, the professor informed us
that Richard Pryor is making a comeback on a TV show.

This was relevant to the class discussion.

(10 quatloos to the first one to figure out how.)
-- 
Ben Cox                                       Telephone: +1 217 352-3102
ben@djehuti.champaign.il.us                     Address: 1007 W. Kirby Ave.
                                                         Champaign, IL  61821
From: nowikoam@ucbeh.san.uc.edu (Tony Nowikowski)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Date: 5 Oct 92 04:36:05 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: Univ. of Cincinnati

In article <1992Oct3.170315.12256@walter.cray.com>, jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Oct3.044845.22909@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>, aaron@loki (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
>> Jeff Carroll (jcarroll@ferris.cray.com) wrote:
>> : In article <1aef2mINN1dh@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>> : >In article <annie.0352@canetoad.UUCP> annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
>> : >*	I hate my job
>> : >*	My job I hate
>> : >*	If things don't change, I'll
>> : >
>> : >Masturbate?
>> : >Defenstrate?
>> : >Titrate (those nitrates)?
>> : >Celebrate?
>> : 
>> : fornicate.
>> 
>> Mediate?
>> Try not to hate?
>> 
> 
> 
> parambulate
> gesticulate
> hallucinate
> gastriculate
> 
> articulate
> masticulate
> appreciate
> negotiate
> 
> never thought i'd see the day when inxs was considered "golden oldies"
> 
> Jeff Carroll
> carroll@lemon.cray.com
> "The dice of God are always loaded." - R. W. Emerson

emasculate a reprobate
-- 

+-----------------------------+------------------------------------------------+
|  Tony Nowikowski            | "They say a mind is a terrible thing to waste, |
|  University of Cincinnati   |  but I don't mind being terribly wasted."      |
|  nowikoam@ucbeh.san.uc.edu  |  -- Rob Fetters                                |
+-----------------------------+------------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: direct quote
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 16:33:31 GMT

In article <1ar8rdINNs54@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>In article <1aqj9eINNnog@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>*"Mark, were you aware that the world is going to end on the 22nd?"
>*
>*"THE WORLD CAN'T END. I'VE GOT FRONT ROW TICKETS FOR THE RAMONES!"


No, no, no!  You don't just 'get' front row seats at a Ramones show.
You fight for them, and the right to keep them.  Trust me.



TTFN
M
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Struck
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 12:30:08 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

"Struck" is one of those words which, if you stare at
it long enough, becomes unfamiliar and somewhat alien.

The clock struck one.  	   One felt, well, somewhat struck by the clock.
She was struck by him.     "Ooo babee; struck me all night long!"
The muse struck him.   	   THWAP! "Don't you *ever* post crap like that again"

Next week: stricken
	   or possibly truck
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: random ruminations
Date: 1 Oct 92 11:44:27 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Sep30.214159.18141@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Sep27.203823.1@eagle.wesleyan.edu>  writes:
>> 
>>    [Monstrous]
>> 
> 
> Man, he was in there for a long time! Hope he remembered to flush.
> 
> I think we're going to need the plunger for this one.

Never mind that. Did he ...

Jason

> 
> --
> I like this stuff
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep Is Unintentionally Overheard
Date: 29 Sep 1992 06:42:39 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
NNTP-Posting-Host: rattler.cs.berkeley.edu

"Uh - no offense, Miz Humphreys.  Where I come from that's a compliment."

c
by vote of pocket cabal
it is hereby declared
that anyone or thing from "canetoad.UUCP"
which presents itself at
1530 Hawthorne Terr Berkeley CA
within the next two weeks
or any time thereafter
will receive a free slice
of oat-quince bread
as general positive reinforcement.
but in lieu of physical displacement
you will get a free recipe
for oat-quince bread
which as most authorities agree
is surely the next-best thing
if you just tell us where 
in the name of Jaysus
you all are located
so we can make our travel plans
accordingly.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Performance evaluation
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 00:08:00 GMT

In <1992Oct2.154603.25042@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>Well, just got evaluated today at work.
>The subjects of punctuality and usenet NEVER CAME UP.

You mean ALL THAT HARD WORK you did reading USENET didn't result in a promotion?
Geez, you oughta walk out on them right away.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: Nothing else seems to work so here goes!!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.jobs.offered,alt.wanted.moslem.gay,misc.test
Summary: duh i don't think so.
Keywords: wrong
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 23:41:57 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <96914@bu.edu> schin@acs.bu.edu writes:

% Hello
% 
% 
% I have been trying with absolutely zero success to find the recent whereabouts
% of Vanessa Southern (Stanford '90) and Sarah Roff (Yale '90) I have tried
% the alumni association on both campuses, alt.misc.personal and the other 
% relevant bboards. 
% 
% Does anyone know these two people? If so, please let me know directly.
% (617)352-7612  or e-mail
% Regards
% NEil Schier
% 

	i'm sorry to have to tell you this, but they're both dead. they were 
killed instaneously when a mail bomb sent by the islamic jihad, and meant for 
carasso, was accidentally delivered to them. the islamic group claimed 
responsibity even though they did not get their original target. evidently the 
two women were also on the hit list. what a coincidence. 


				some one had to do it, sorry all.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
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