From: clay@cs.utk.edu (Clay P. Breshears)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Smoky Mountain - 11 OCT 92
Date: 19 Dec 1992 20:42:45 GMT
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Smoky Mountain Wrestling Report - October 11, 1992
   
Bob Caudle and "Dirty" Dutch Mantell announcing from 
Hancock County High School, Sneedville, Tennessee

* Robbie Eagle vs. Killer Kyle (with Jim Cornette)

  During the match, Cornette goes over to announcers table and expounds 
  upon his court injunction forbidding any title matches between the
  Heavenly Bodies and Rock and Roll Express.  Kyle clotheslines Eagle
  over the top rope.  Kyle gets the win with the Asphyxiator (reverse
  bearhug) as Eagle submits.  (Time 4:59)
  
* Taped comments from Tim Horner.  Doctors say he has a concussion and
  shouldn't wrestle for 2-3 weeks.  Horner will be ready to take his
  revenge on the Dirty White Boy for the hanging and attacking him with
  the broken bottle.
  
* Interview with Dirty White Boy and Ron Wright.  Both accuse Horner
  of swinging a bottle first and hitting Wright which could have blinded
  Ron.  DWB says he will take care of Horner and is going to take the
  $7500 in fines he's been levied ($5000 for hanging and $2500 for bottle
  attack) out of Horner's hide.
  
* Ben Jordan vs. Dirty White Boy (with Ron Wright)
  
  Smoky Mountain Heavyweight Title match.  DWB with squash win.  Calls
  for Tim Horner as he pins Jordan.  (Time: 2:34)
  
* Some Dream Match entries have come in.  Dutch Mantell wants to read
  one, so Bob Caudle picks one out.  The letter turns out to be an payment
  overdue notice addressed to Dutch.
  
* Video review of Ronnie Garvin's theft of Paul Orndorff's robe in 
  revenge for Orndorff's destruction of Garvin's towel at house show. 
  Interview with Danny Davis and Ronnie Garvin (wearing Orndorff's robe
  that has been very crudely cut and shortened to mid-thigh length).
  Garvin says Paul loves to be called "Paula."  Orndorff started this
  war and Garvin vows he will finish it.
  
  Orndorff stalks out.  He can't believe what's happened.  Crowd chants
  "Paula."  Orndorff claims that was his favorite robe costing $15,000.
  Promises Garvin won't get away with it.
  
* "Down and Dirty with Dutch Mantell"  Guests: Commissioner Bob
  Armstrong and Brian Lee.  A new letter has come in from the Mystery
  Man.  "Sport of wrestling has rejected" him.  The "Master" is what 
  Mystery Man should be called if a name is necessary.  Extends the 
  bounty to anyone helping Brian Lee.  Lee says he is tired of facing 
  the hired help and is willing to face the Master one-on-one.
  
* Return from commercial break to find Somoan stalker attacking Brian
  Lee in ring.  Lee throws Somoan out of ring and is immediately attacked 
  by the Nightstalker who powerbombs Lee.  Rock and Roll Express make the
  save.
  
* Interview with the Stud Stable (Robert Fuller & Jimmy Golden).  They
  call Rock and Roll Express cowards since they get the title shot even
  after the Stud Stable beat R&RE repeatedly.  They are upset that they
  now have to prove themselves against the Fantastics.  [No indication
  of how the Stretcher Match between Stud Stable and Rock and Roll
  Express turned out. - cb]
  
* "Nitro" Danny Davis & Dixie Dy-no-mite 
           vs. 
  Heavenly Bodies (Stan Lane & Tom Pritchard) with Jim Cornette
  
  Smoky Mountain Tag Team title match.  Jim Cornette taunts the crowd,
  even calls some members of audience [mother and son, perhaps?]
  "Welfare."  The woman kicks at him and the boy tries to climb over the
  barricade [obviously mouthing the word "bastard" at JC].  Cornette 
  turns his back and laughs evilly.
  
  For most of the match, Heavenly Bodies dominate Davis.  Dy-no-mite is
  able to tag in and clean house.  Dixie is thrown out of the ring and
  HB again double team Davis.  Dixie almost gets the pin after a
  cross-body block on both of the Heavenly Bodies from the top rope.
  Pritchard loads his boot and clobbers Dixie to allow Lane the pinfall
  win.  (Time: 7:46)
  
* Interview with Rock and Roll Express.  They don't mind the
  injunction because they've got their won surprise for Jim Cornette and
  the Heavenly Bodies [Ricky slips and calls them Midnight Express at first]
  to be revealed next week.



					clay
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