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From: zaccaria@mtl.mit.edu (Carolyn Zaccaria)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: TAN: M.E.K. News
Date: 7 Apr 92 16:39:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: athena.1992Apr7.163933.23985
Distribution: usa
Organization: MIT Microsystems Technology Laboratories

In article <1992Apr7.121124.26886@unx.sas.com> alex@donne.unx.sas.com (Alexandra Bost) writes:
>From the April 13th issue of _People_:
>
>"Michael Knight, 32, best known for playing Tad Martin on
>the ABC soap _All My Children_, will wed actress Catherine
>Hickland, 36, sometime this fall.  Hickland was previously
>married to David Hasselhoff, who's character on TV's 
>_Knight Rider_ was named, yes, Michael Knight..."

Hi Alex, is MEK's picture there? Is hers? Are you going to participate
in the AMC Yearbook? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!!!!!!!!!! I
think I will check out the article today about MEK and Hickland
getting married. I'm glad MEK found (I hope) a good woman! 

>OK...so when is he coming back to AMC?!  

Or at least MEK (are you reading this?) what movie are you going to
be in that I can go see?

>Alex
>-- 
>  @                                | Alexandra Bost
> \|/                               |
>  O <----The Bostling              | alex@unx.sas.com   (work)
>_/ \_    (appearing July 1st!)     | alex@catt.ncsu.edu (play)

Yippee!!!! 

CAZ
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From: melinda@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Melinda Wolfskill)
Subject: Re: KL - who's pregnant?
Organization: California State University, Sacramento
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 17:43:50 GMT

> Well, Paige was 21 a couple seasons ago (on the show).  Remember when
> Tom Ryan made some reference to her having such a high position in the
> company at age 21?  Anyway, considering she's about 23 now (on the
> show), and if Anne had her when she was, say, 23 (?), that would make
> Anne about 46 on the show.  I don't think Anne is the one who is
> pregnant.  I think it would make the show more exciting if Paige is
> the one who is pregnant.  What do you all think?
> 
> -- 
> 
> Christine Lee                           Amdahl Corp. 	
> christil@uts.amdahl.com                 Santa Clara, CA   
> 
> ----------------------------------------------------------
>   "Suppose that you were an idiot and suppose you were a 
>    member of Congress.  But I repeat myself."
>                                             --Mark Twain
> ----------------------------------------------------------

Well, let's think of this:  Who has Greg been sleeping with lately??  Weren't
he and Anne doing the Wild Thang while Paige was involved with Pierce?  I'm not
too sure of this because I did miss a couple of shows, but I THOUGHT something
was going on between them when Paige got shot.  Also, while Paige was boinking
Pierce he was the ONLY one she was boinking.  She didn't boink Greg until the
season finale (am I correct about this one?).  Now I know this is a soap and
anything is possible, but REALLY!

OH, and here's a BIGGIE!!  When Paige wanted to marry Greg (I think this was
last season) wasn't the reason they broke up because he didn't want to have
any(more) children?  Did he say he had a vasectomy after Meg was born??  Not
too sure about this one.  Anyway, if I am right about the vasectomy thing,
then Greg wouldn't be the father anyway...

(Not so?) GREAT PLOT FOR NEXT SEASON:

Anne IS preggers...tries to pass it off as Greggie's love child...Greggie
goes public with his "no sperm - not my baby" story and the baby ends up
being BENNY's!!   OR...the baby IS Greggie's...Anne and Claudia have MAJOR
catfights...A & G's love child get's Claudia's share of Sumner Group..

oh, hell!!  I think I've said enough!!  

anybody else have any BRIGHT ideas??

Melinda
 
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From: saj@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (john.suravlas)
Subject: Re: AW: update 4-9
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 19:29:20 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.180930.16162@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov> xxkaren@convx1.lerc.nasa.gov (Karen Pischel) writes:
>>This was a good scene between Ryan and Billy. They should use Billy
>>more often. At first I didn't know who Billy was.
>>
>
>Who is Billy??????

When Ryan was on the police force, Billy and Ryan worked together. Billy
was Ryan's boss.

John


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From: hav1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Helen A Vydra)
Subject: AW: They're at it again,Dean's new video
Reply-To: hav1@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Helen A Vydra)
Organization: Columbia University
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 22:43:16 GMT

	I really had enough when I had to sit through the making
of "Lady Killer".  Now I have to endure another 2 months of 
Dean's temper tantrums and Jenna's whining about how she's ruined
the family.  I wish they would get on with their lives.  Also
I'm really sick of everyone acting like such jerks to Lorna.

	Also, what really bugs me is Jenna's dancing.  She's
obviously a more talented dancer than Olivia, but it really bugs
me that she dances in a 3 x 3 foot space which she never seems
to venture out of.  All she does is throw her leg up, drop to the
ground and shake her hair around.  So, as my ode to her dancing 
I've come up with a top ten list of why she never ventures out 
of her little dancing square.  Here goes . . .

	Top Ten Reasons Why Jenna Won't Dance Outside of
	Her 3 x 3 Foot Square . . .

	10. Growing up in a convent cell has her used to taking
	    only three steps in any direction.
	9.  Doesn't like to venture far from Dean, the musical
	    visionary.
	8.  If she steps on a crack, she'll break her mother's
	    back.
	7.  Jamie the wonder doctor warns that a pulled muscle
	    could jeopardize her career as an actress in 
	    tastefully filmed porn videos.
	6.  Too large of a step might burst seams of tight
	    outfit.
	5.  Cass, the wonder lawyer, warns that contract 
	    doesn't include workman's comp., in case of an
	    injury, incurred outside the "box".
	4.  Fears that too much emotion in dance may make
	    poor Paulina cry (just like everything else).
	3.  Gets to wear knee pads.
	2.  Wants to keep mind nimble for those taxing 
	    courses offered at Bay City U. (the esteemed
	    institution of higher learning).
	1.  Tries not to step on horse s**t while filming
	    in hi-tech D&M barn/studio.


-Helen
From: daveo@hpcvra.cv.hp.com (Dave Ochs)
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:08:59 GMT
Subject: Re: AMC: FAN SURVEY
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Corvallis, OR, USA
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps

I protest that you left off some of the options, so I felt free to add
them back in.


>FAVORITE MALE CHARACTER:

Palmer Cortlandt - don't really like any of the male characters particularly.


>FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTER:

Brooke English - I've always like Brooke because she is consistently (for
    a soap) intelligent and also very attractive.  Erica is more interesting,
    but I'd rather live with Brooke :-).


>FAVORITE COUPLE:

(1) Erica Caine and Adam Chandler - I think they are fun together, except 
    when Adam starts getting real mean.
(2) Palmer and Opal Cortlandt - These two are great together as a true 
    romantic couple.


>FAVORITE COMIC PERFORMANCE BY a FEMALE:

Janet Greene - only because Opal isn't comic any more.


>FAVORITE COMIC PERFORMANCE BY a MALE:

Stewart Chandler


>PRETTIEST FEMALE:

(1) Mimi ??? - the woman is knock out gorgeous (as I've said before, I have
    a weakness for great cheekbones).
(2) Erica Caine - still a classic beauty, especially when her hair is in one
    of its straighter styles.


>MOST HANDSOME MALE:

Demetri Merric - I know that all the women like Jackson, but personally, I
    would rather look like Dimitri (without the goatee, that is).


>FAVORITE VILLIAN (The man you love to hate):

Adam Chandler ... consistently maddening.


>FAVORITE VILLIANESS (The woman you love to hate):

Enid ??? - such a snob!  [There really aren't any good ones right now.]


>FAVORITE STORYLINE:

Who Killed Will Courtland? ... I always love a good murder.


>Darron "Tha Barron" Smith

Dave Ochs               "I think people who are really good at math have a
daveo@cv.hp.com          tendency to be prone to mental illness." - Hayley
From: millersa@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Stacy Miller)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: TAN: Updates for Wed.
Date: 13 Apr 92 20:41:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: ucsu.1992Apr13.204137.2185
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder

I've decided to do the updates for Wedsnesdays, however Tuesdays and
Thursdays are still available.

Just on a side note, how many DOOL fans are also Twin Peaks fans?  I
have noticed a few comments on BOB around here before.

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From: sw36+@andrew.cmu.edu (Scott Michael White)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Y & R
Date: 17 Apr 92 02:05:25 GMT
Organization: Freshman, Chemical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA


What's new on Young and the Restless

-   First of all,  Y & R needs to get some new people on.  I'm getting a
little sick of the Abbott family.   

VICTOR NEWMAN-  he seems to have found love again for Nicki, but he
still loves Ashley.  If I were him I would stick with Ashley.

VICTORIA-  she has fallen in love with Ryan and is trying to rebel
against her parents by eloping with him.  I  can not wait to see
Victor's reaction.   Also her wish of her parents getting back together
does not look like it will happen.  Hasn't she aged incredibly!

ASHLEY-  not much going on with her ,  most of the time is focused on Victor

NICKI-  has overcame her alcohol problem and is questioning whether to
have a baby with Jack.  I hope they remain together because I hate
Victor Newman( What a loser)

 JACK-   just being Jack,  mean man at work but nice guy at home.

 RYAN-   asked Victoria to marry him, but is also with Nina, alot could
happen with this scenario

 NINA-  will probably find out about Ryan and run back to JOHN SILVA and
make her mother happy

 SCOTTI GRANGER-  will realize what a bitch his wife is and finally tell
Lauren he loves her

 LAUREN AND PAUL-  they continue to find things out about Sheila but
then it falls through, by the end of summer They will find out

SHEILA-  had the baby's birth mark removed and messed up the blood test
so L & P would not find anything out

GIL-  she seems to be playing games with John Abbot , but then again who cares

OTHER HAPPENINGS:
Druciella will be a model for Jabot and the photographer will be Blade. 
Also Nathan and his wife look to be having a baby but there seems to be
something up?
What ever happened to Scott's father or chase Benson?
Also they're building a story line around Cricket and her boss and the
trial of the kid who tried to commit suicide, this is causing trouble
with Danny and her

Keep watching, new report next week
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: raymond.hodgson@rose.com (raymond hodgson)
Subject: GH: Refugees in PC?
Organization: Rose Media Inc, Toronto, Ontario.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 10:00:02 GMT
X-Gated-By: Usenet <==> RoseMail Gateway (v1.2)


Date Entered: 04-15-92 15:28
        Is it just me, or does anyone else wonder how all these Spanish-
        speaking refugees ended up in Port Charles?  Boat people on the
        Great Lakes?

        Is this just a desparate attempt by the writers to revive the
        show?  Enquiring minds want to know.

Raymond


 * SLMR 2.1a * REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
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   RM 1.60: Usenet: Rose Media - Hamilton (416) 575-5363
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From: smme@cbnewse.cb.att.com (S. Majus)
Subject: AMC: FBrooke
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL.
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 15:48:33 GMT

Where is Brooke??!!

Does anyone out there think that maybe Brooke might have killed Will?
I don't think so. She has no motive and it's not in her nature. However,
she was "out of town" for weeks before the murder (and therefore not
around to tell Ditsie about Craig and Gloria during the rape ordeal),
then she comes back to town the day of the murder, has an alibi (she was
with Ditsie that night) and then disappears. We haven't seen her since!
She seems to be the only major character that's not around these days.

And why isn't Livia representing anyone on this murder thing? how many
people have asked Jackson? Three? Couldn't he have referred them to
Livia? Or is she not able to represent anyone because she and Jack 
work together?

And another thing (I'm rolling now). Why haven't Derek and Mimi questioned
Opal as to why Palmer left town so quickly. Where he went, when he'll be
back and why didn't she go with him, etc. etc.

Does anybody know how they knew about the gun being in the river??? Seems
a little strange how they found it so quickly too.

Can anybody answer these questions?

Sharon
From: shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan Hagan)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: Lorna's parents
Keywords: Lorna, Felicia, Lucas, Cass
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:05:47 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

n8243057@henson.cc.wwu.edu (NSFosberg) writes:

>i keep waiting for lucas or felicia to notice that ring she gave matt.
>he's still wearing it, and they've included some shots of him fiddling
>with it recently.  so, it seems a reasonable assumption that it's the
>ring lucas gave his daughter before she was adopted.


Lucas and Felicia will probably accuse Lorna of stealing the ring
 from their daughter and they won't believe her when she denies it.
Then they'll probably try to make her take some kind of test to prove 
she's their daughter and then Lorna can tell them to go to hell. 
That would really be a good way for Lorna to get back at Felicia and
Lucas.  She could say: "I have the ring, so I *might* be your 
daughter, but frankly, I couldn't care less so I'm not going to take
a test.  I hope your curiosity consumes you!"  HAAAAAAHHAAAA


evil - ain't i?

-- 
Susan R. Hagan (shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu) 
Publications Coordinator - User Services
Rutgers University Computing Services
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: petrocco@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (ron.petrocco)
Subject: Y&R
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 01:05:25 GMT

>In article <kaschenb.703201153@sfu.ca> kaschenb@fraser.sfu.ca (Kevin) writes:
>
>Hey, did anyone else think that what the lab-tech 
>guy said as he walked into the lab on Monday's show
>was hilarious...and corny?  He said something like:
>"Hello, Dr.Granger, I'm from the labtech company and
>I've come to take blood from you and your family"
>I nearly fell off my chair when I heard it...it just
>struck me as being a really weird thing to say.  Did 
>anyone else think this, or am I letting my exam
>stress get to me again?
>Kevin
>(kaschenb@sfu.ca)

I've heard technicians use those terms often.

The question I have is:

HOW ARE VICTORIA AND RYAN GOING TO GET MARRIED IF SHE
DOESN'T WANT SEX?????

No wisecracks, guys!!

Adelle (on Ron's account)
From: mcconiha@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Susan L. McConihay)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Tanner & Chip (was DOOL--Molehill)
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:50:46 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <40624@shamash.cdc.com> doreen@svl.cdc.com (Doreen Matsuzaki) writes:
>riddle@brahms.udel.edu (Tammy Laird) writes:
>
>>Spud, I agree with you about Michael Easton, and have proof to back you up
>>(as if you needed backed up :-).  If anyone as seen this past weeks SOD,
>
>[Stuff deleted about back picture in SOD]
>
>Well, I have to agree with Spud and Peach pit.  Michale Easton looked
>way too bored with a "I'm too cool to do this crap" look.  He had the
>same look when he was a presenter at one of those Soap Opera awards.
>

Personally, I think that maybe he was just trying to stay in
character-- don't you know that one smile could ruin his career?

>I loved that picture with all the guys hamming it up!!  It was great to
>see that - and a total turn off to see Easton's expression.
>
>>BTW, how many people on the net
>>have or are going to enter the DOOL Sexy Men contest?
>
>Yo!
>
as soon as I find a stamp...

>-- Papaya Juice
>
Apple Blossom


-- 
 Susan McConihay           |"It is not enough to have a good mind.
 mcconiha@gn.ecn.purdue.edu| The main thing is to use it well."-
                           |          Rene Descartes
From: dias@milton.u.washington.edu (Vivian Dias)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: SB: Dream sequence
Date: 9 Apr 92 21:42:39 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle

In article <1992Apr9.194849.28223@cbnewsm.cb.att.com> bawags@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (Her Heinous) writes:
>
>Oh, one more thing, does anyone else think the woman in the
>painting resembles Julia? I rewound my tape several times to
>double check.  I ususally watch SB late at night so maybe I
>was tired. I know Julia would know if Ballymore was in her 
>past but in soapland anything is possible. I just wanted to
>throw some more ideas out there!
>Bernal

   Oooh, oooh, oooh, I've got a theory.  Awhile back when Julia and Mason
   were first starting to hear things go bump in the night remember Mason
   found the sash that the lady in the painting was wearing outside the
   bedroom door and we see a body in the dress flitting around the house?
   Well, I thought at the time that the lady doing the flitting was Julia
   and she had been somehow possessed by the spirit of the previous tennant.
   Now that Julia has discovered the diary maybe she's going to discover
   some nasty secret that the lady of the painting wants discovered so she
   can rest in peace or maybe I just need a vacation...
   Vivian
   
>-- 
>(bawags@cbnewsm.att.com) |       Life is a fatal sexually 
> AT&T Bell Laboratories  |       transmitted disease.     SCHWING!
>=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=
>Some people are so full of it ... they grow mushrooms   - John Long
From: mal6657@tamsun.tamu.edu (Mark A. Lindsay)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: Y&R :More overused phrases
Date: 14 Apr 92 13:53:41 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station

wendyo@css.itd.umich.edu (Wendy Williams) writes:

|Someone posted some overused Y&R terms the other day, and I have one to
|add to the list.  It's bugging the hell out of me!
| 
|  
|  "THAT BOY RYAN."
	This is another incarnation of the "full name" phrase.  Ryan is
obviously a member of some highly rich family that gives their children
LOTS of names to use.  His full name must be That Boy Ryan McNeil, but
his parents decided that it wouldn't due to call him "That."

big :-)

GIVE ERIC AN EMMY.

mal6657@tamsun.tamu.edu                                   Texas A&M University 
                A Sooner in a strange place called "Aggieland"
From: kjs@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (kelly.smith)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: TAN
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:09:02 GMT
Organization: AT&T

In article <kujct9INNhkd@skat.usc.edu>, marks@skat.usc.edu (Louise Marks) writes:
> kjs@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (kelly.smith) writes:
> 
> >	These are my opinions and I will continue to rant and rave
> >	about the characters I don't like until someone tells me to
> >	shut up.  So there ;-)
> 
> >	Kelly Jean
> 
> SHUT UP, Kelly Jean!!

	Well, I never!  Heh heh, you think that's gonna shut me up?!
	Never!  Sticks and stones.......
> 
> (Sorry, couldn't resist the invitation :-)
	Yes, I guess I left it wide open.
> -- 
>   /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
>   / Louise Marks                          Internet: marks@skat.usc.edu    /
>   / University of Southern California     BITNET:   marks@uscvm           /
>   /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

	Kelly Jean--Loud and Proud
From: gaborno@oilpan.aero.org (Neal Gaborno 74-35 x62650)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL:  TAN:  The 50 States
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:10:36 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Hughes Aircraft Company; El Segundo, CA

One more from California. Haven't posted anything since you all have
been keeping me entertained will your interesting posts :> .

{}{}{}{} neal (gaborno%valkris@hac2arpa.hac.com) 
{}{}{}{} Famous last words of the Antelope Valley resident in July:
{}{}{}{} "Yeah... but... (gasp)... it's a dry... (gulp) heat...." (thump)
From: mworley@nmt.edu (Rocketsled Roger)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: TAN: The rescue of Joanna!
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:42:21 GMT
Organization: New Mexico Tech


From Rocketsled Rogers secret I.S.A. bunker located in a mountain on the
campus of a New Mexican University. (Yes NMT owns a mountain!):

We all know of the recent plight of the Peel sisters...

Reading news a while ago, I was startled when I saw a distress code in one
of Joanna's posts.  In the following days Joanna and I where able to
communicate in secret codes in our posts, because Joanna did not know her
location she had to endure while I traced the computer that sent her posts.
At first Joanna was going to protest her capture by not posting but I told
her to continue to post so I could find her location quickly. The evil group
holding Joanna was good, but I was better.  When I found her location it was
almost to late, the Net-Police where on the way. I tried to contact the Core
Brothers but the Net-Cops had shut down my news feed.  With no place to turn
I was forced to use captured Star-Trek technology and transported Joanna to
safety! It was a close call but everybody made it out in time.  I was astounded
later when Joanna told me that the Core brothers had rescued the others and
left her behind...An ongoing investigation is underway to find the reasons of 
Joanna's being left behind,  It is beleved that Vince was given the task of
getting Joanna, but he was still miffed about the Gus-Ball bashing...


Rocketsled Roger.



p.s. Joanna


                                                                     \|[
Rocketsled Joanna==>>      BEAM         BEAM        BEAM        ====>>+[ SPLAT!
                                                                     /|[

thought you'd like something different...

Rocket.
-- 
|When you least expect it...BOOM! -FPW             ||Mike Worley A.K.A.     |
|Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually            ||Rocketsled Roger       |
|Aroused Gas Mask...                               ||mworley@jupiter.nmt.edu|
From: mal6657@tamsun.tamu.edu (Mark A. Lindsay)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: Y&R: PSYCHIC CHARACTERS
Date: 8 Apr 92 06:24:20 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station

kaschenb@fraser.sfu.ca (Kevin Ernest Aschenbrenner) writes:

|Is it just me, or have Katherine and Douglas 
|developed psychic abilities where Jack and
|Victor are concerned?  First Douglas reads
|Victor's thoughts (admittedly not a difficult
|thing to do) and then Katherine breezes conveniently
|into Jack's office and gives him basically a blow-by-blow
|description of what he just saw happen between Nikki and
|Victor at the ranch.  Now, I could be wrong, but these
|seem to be very thinly veiled methods of moving the
|plot along.  Do they think we don't notice?

	Plot contrivances on Y&R?? Perish the thought.  I mean this is the
soap that conveniently came up with a six month waiting period in order to
nullify Victor's marriage to the first-insane-but-then-cured-by-Victor's-
love Leanna.  The writers just aren't capable of stooping to such
easily discovered contrivances.

GIVE ERIC AN EMMY.

mal6657@tamsun.tamu.edu                                   Texas A&M University 
                A Sooner in a strange place called "Aggieland"