From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Sig Extension #9
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:57:33 GMT


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The Enormous Signature File Extension #9
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       /    \                |email: ee01th@ee.surrey.ac.uk
       O    O                |
       ______                |
      /      \               |
     |        |              |______________________
     |  o  o  |              |ham(X) :- pink(X).
     |        |              |pink (i).
     |\______/               |?-ham(i).
     |                       |yes.
     |                       |
      \______/  I G L E T !  |

I am a .signature virus.  Copy me to your .signature file and
watch me spread.



-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-
    John Afsal Elias Kuner \ (Bel)Garion@Belgariad   / "Whoso would be a man
  University of Pennsylvania \  T'vor@PernMUSH     / must be a nonconformist"
Computer Science & Engineering \ Zoinks@(netrek) /              - Emerson
-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-=-=I=-


"You could use a good kiss!"                 JULIE



Salman  :-)<-<  DapperChap  (*not* my last name; merely a description of my
			     very well dressed status).
For lack of anything constructive to say, I will attempt to better mankind
with the following advice:  Ha ha hee hee.
 
Close your eyes.  Try to imagine how *little* I care about your people.



-- Paul A. Sand                | The real way to fix this problem is to
-- University of New Hampshire | upgrade to Ultrix 4.2a. (But that would
-- pas@kepler.unh.edu          | require rebooting.)
			       |     (Tim Theisen, in comp.unix.ultrix)


Brian Panulla bjp108 @ psuvm.psu.edu
"Yeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooo!" - Lando Calrissian, The Battle of
                                                                       Endor


sa m  a    n        t                h                                  a


-- Paul A. Sand                | The FAQ had done its job so well that the
-- University of New Hampshire | Question was no longer Frequently Asked,
-- pas@kepler.unh.edu          | and thus, its answer is no longer in the FAQ.
			       |     (Kevin Williams, in rec.arts.books)


Alright, you asked for it!  This is the Jeff Geist .sig file.  
Isnt it a bute?


 dansmith@autodesk.com       daniel@world.std.com       dansmith@well.sf.ca.us
        Daniel Smith, Autodesk, Sausalito, California, (415) 332-2344 x 2580
              Disclaimer: written by a highly caffeinated mammal
 $|=1;for("..."," hacker"," perl"," a","just"){print $l=$_.$l,"\015";sleep 1;}


  |\/\/\/|  Oktay Ahiska, Dept. of CS, Kingsbury Hall, UNH, Durham, NH 03824
  |      |   
  |      |      Disclaimer: This is not what really I look like. 	
  | (o)(o)      Disclaimer: I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, 
  C      _)                  can't prove anything. 
   | ,___|             
   |   /     Send me mail. Send me mail. Send me mail. Send me mail. 
   /---\    


NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! 


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#  Introducing..   [|)   #*  The  Sandman  *#    This is a .sig virus killer   #
#       RoboSmiley       #* greeg@sx.ac.uk *#       (c) 1992 The Sandman       #
##########################******************####################################


||||| | | | |  |  |  |   |   |    |    |    |   |   |  |  |  |  | | | | | |||||
                                                   __        ___ 
Richard Pieri, Northeastern's Stainless Steel Rat/   | /| / /   | The Worlds
Internet: ratinox@splinter.coe.northeastern.edu /__  |/ |/ / /| | Welfare Works
    UUCP: ...!northeastern.edu!splinter!ratinox/   | /| / / / | | Association:
  BITNET: UA_RLP@NUHUB{.BITNET}               /__  |/ |/ / /  | | I will solve
  USNail: 14 Westdale RD  Holbrook, MA 02343 /   | /| / / /___| | any problem
 ICBMnet: 42 deg 1 min N, 71 deg 0 min W    /    |/ |/ /_//_____| for you.


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				 "No insult should go unrewarded"


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   **** "I am NOT \/ : : : : : : : : : \/ "It was my understanding that| Go \   
 *** psychopathic /\  Down with .sigs! /\   there would be no math..." | fish\  
**   and if you say \ ======================================================  ~
 ***   I am again I'll slit your throat." ## dkemper@hacks.arizona.edu        ~
   ****-------------------------------------------------------------------^---~
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                                                        This space for rent


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    / _ \       /_/\   / /\                    ODD-INGE LARSEN
   / / \ \     _\_\/  / / /         
  / /  / /\   / /\   / / /                     UNIVERSITY of TROMSOE
 / /  / / /  / / /  / / /           
 \ \_/ / /  / / /  / /_/___                    NORWAY
  \___/ /  /_/ /  /_______/\       
   \__\/   \_\/   \_______\/                   EMAIL: oddinge@forut.no 


+========================+=====================================+
| Phil Corless           | Bitnet: APUCORLE@IDBSU              |
| Boise State University | Internet: APUCORLE@IDBSU.IDBSU.EDU  |
+========================+=====================================+
|        "Couldn't myself have better it said."                |
|           - Chris Stevens, KBHR Radio                        |
+==============================================================+


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  /  ) //          ' ) ) )
 /--/ // o __.  _   / / / __.  ____
/  (_</_<_(_/|_/_) / ' (_(_/|_/ / <_

The Alias Manager


"He uses telnet like a pro- and he drinks Johnny Walker Red."
					--Ed Briggs


 Walter R. Trachim	UNH Telecom and Network Services    (Vox) 603-862-4742
 Walt_Trachim@unh.edu	Durham, NH 03824		    (Fax) 603-862-2030
                                     ---
 "The sea's in my veins, my tradition remains, I'm just glad I don't live in
  a trailer."					--Jimmy Buffett


+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+
+      The Equalizer      <*>    Love your neighbor but don't get caught.     + 
+  abas@unix.cis.pitt.edu <*>                    Dr. J.                       +
+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+=<*>=+


EOT 
This Is A New .sig
You Are Just Not Handling Reality Any Better.


On Saturday, April 18, 1992, this .sig became self-aware.



  @@@@@ @  @ @  @
    @   @@@@ @@@@
    @   @  @ @  @ @

              I'M A NOBODY
 
              NOBODY IS PERFECT

              THEREFORE I'M PERFECT..



  ,,///;,   ,;/        Kirby Files        | "He thinks too    ,,///;,   ,;/
 o:::::::;;///   Harvard Computer Society | much.  Such men  o:::::::;;///
>::::::::;;\\\     Quincy 321, 493-3125   | are dangerous." >::::::::;;\\\
  ''\\\\\'" ';\  files1@husc.harvard.edu  | -Shakesp, "JC"    ''\\\\\'" ';\


George Bush said today that he has learned a lot about the poor
by visiting L.A. Unfortunately, almost no one heard him because
he forgot to roll down the window on his limousine.
	-- Paraphrased from Dennis Miller


	" ...dealing with Free-Net makes me very angry  | Heather "Moose"
and gives me thoughts of breaking things and torturing  | Garvey, Biochem 93'
small animals. "   --  Bruce Ikenaga <bxi@po.cwru.edu>  | <hlg@po.cwru.edu>


O========|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<|========0
 Curt R Lindmark      crl0195@hertz.njit.edu         Defender from ages past
"Not entirely stable?  I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!  Chewie,
	take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive!"
Disclamier: NJIT is responsible for nothing I don't say which isn't mine.


--Michelle L. Zafron (v101pyrw@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu)
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"Suppose that you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress.  But
 I repeat myself."
                                 --Mark Twain   
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  #    James T. Green     # jgreen@eros.calpoly.edu #                    \  #   
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                              O u t s t a n d i n g   i n   t h e   f i e l d !


    +-----------------------------------+
    |   thogek@seismo.gps.caltech.edu   |
    +-----------------------------------+-----------------------+
                         |   "But it's a whole 'nother year!"   |
                         |           - Luke Skywalker           |
                         +--------------------------------------+


-----Ralf Muhlberger-----(ralf@cs.uq.oz.au)-----University of Queensland------
I wonder if other people can hear voices in their head. I certainly can. I can
hear one now. It's saying: "I wonder if other people can hear voices in ... "


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|    Tim Webb             |     tcw@kepler.unh.edu                          |
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|  "I wouldn't worry about it, Mrs. Brady. With the songs the way they are  |
|   nowadays you can't hear the words well enough to understand that what   |
|   you would have heard is something you wouldn't have understood anyway"  |
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+----------------------------------------+-----------------------------+
|  Han - Listen! We don't have time to   | "Riyoku no aran koto wo."   |
|        discuss this IN COMMITTEE!      |  comptec89007@              |
|  Leia - I am NOT A COMMITTEE!          |      camins.camosun.bc.ca   |
+----------------------------------------+-----------------------------+


-Death to all .sig's!!!!


            _      .---    KANNO HIDEO     kanno@tansei.cc.u-tokyo.ac.jp 
  _________/ |__--'@/      Dept. of Biophysics & Biochemistry, Univ. of Tokyo
 (__PAN AM/__|__===-~      3-1, Hongo 7-chome, Bunkyo-ku, Tokyo 113, JAPAN 
                           (JALNET: JAL13073, NIFTY-Serve: GFC00670)


                   _ _     _ _     _ _
  -Spence         [O.O]   )x.x(   )O.O(
                    O       O      -*-


[_-_-_-_-_]            
 |       |
 |       |______________     Charles Puffer
 |      /             /  \   C_PUFFER@UNHH.UNH.EDU
 |    /             /      \
 |   -------------- |   ^  |         Lord Duncan Forbes
 |   |              |  | | |         Barony of Stonemarche
 |   |              |  | | |


"Shooby-doo, I wanna be like youuuu-ooo-ooo.  I wanna walk like you, talk
like you, toooo-ooo-ooo."
                             -King Louie (JUNGLE BOOK)


Virgilio "Dean" Velasco Jr., grad student & roboticist-in-training, CWRU

  "What does it profit a man to gain the whole | "Only Nixon could visit 
   world, yet lose his own soul?" - Mark 8:36  | China." - old Vulcan proverb 


   /\__Edwin Nomura -- enomura@ucsd.edu____________________________________/\
  / \\         The world slowly decays, destruction fills my eyes         / \\
 /  \\\        Harboring the image of a spiralling demise                /  \\\
/   \\\\______________________"Skeletons of Society," - Slayer__________/   \\\\


C, Pascal, Fortran, BASIC, Assembly Language, Snobol, Ada, APL, Prolog, LISP
Unix, MS-DOS, ProDOS       .  .   .   .... .  .   .   .   .   .   . Audio/Video
ottoh@cfsmo.honeywell.com  :..: .:.:. :    :.' .. :`.': .:.:. :`. :   Star Trek
hackman@pnet51.orb.mn.org  :  : :   : :... : `.   :   : :   : :  `:  Apple IIgs


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Box 877	   5500 Wabash Avenue                                 ::',:,: ::        
Terre Haute, IN 47803                                        ',,:::':: :        
(812) 877-8719                                                ':, ''' ,'        
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e-mail : stanlejg@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu                ,:,,:' :' ,:,',:'     
         stanlejg@ROSEVC.Rose-Hulman.Edu                   '''   :,',,,''       
                                                                ,:',::,:        
All dreams are not equal,                                 ,.. ,:'' ':::'        
Some exit to nightmare,                                  ::,:,'      '          
Most end with the dreamer.                                '' :                  
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  DOWN WITH THE EMPIRE!!          /  ^  \  Vian Lawson. 
                                 |  \ /  | Otherwise known as  
  REMEMBER ALDERAAN!!             \_____/ redfive@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au


This article does not contain CFC gas,  |
nor has it been tested on animals.      |  Sead Omerov  f88-som@nada.kth.se


  =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
=      =              Jesus Christ is the answer.                    =    =-=
=    =====         Now, what was your question again?              =====  =-=
=      =                 --------------------                        =    =-=
=      =            God doesn't believe in atheists                  =    =-=
=      =  A fool says in his heart that there is no God (Psalm 14:1) =    =-=
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=


*Jeremy Follick                                   follick@chama.eece.unm.edu
*
* "R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer." -C3PO
*                                               in _The_Empire_Strikes_Back_


_______________________________ | According  to the  latest  official  figures,
__/~\_______/~\____/~~~~~~~\___ | 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
__/~~\_____/~~\___/~\_____/~\__ | _____________________________________________
__/~~~\___/~~~\___/~\_____/~\__ |       Marco Gualdi  ---  MaGu on irc
__/~\/~\_/~\/~\___/~\__________ |        (monta_l@dist.dist.unige.it)
__/~\_/~~~\_/~\___/~\__/~~~~\__ | _____________________________________________
__/~\__/~\__/~\___/~\_____/~\__ | To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first
__/~\_______/~\___/~\_____/~\__ | and, whatever you hit, call it the target.
__/~\_______/~\____/~~~~~~~\___ | _____________________________________________


          - CT         ^    ^
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        |\___/|      /   \//  .\           " Hic Dracones "
        /O  O  \__  /    //  | \ \
       /     /  \/_/    //   |  \  \          C.T. Hart        
       @___@'    \/_   //    |   \   \        Hewlett-Packard
          |       \/_ //     |    \    \      Colorado Springs, Colorado
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           ///-._ _ _ _ _ _ _}^ - - - - ~                     ~--,   .-~
                                           cth@cs.itc.hp.com    /.-~


      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
 

This is a signature....


                           I asked Jesus,
                     "How much do you love me?"
                     "This much," He answered;
                        and He stretched out
                         His arms and died.


-- Alan                        # Mountain Dew and doughnuts...
   ..!ames!elroy!alan          # because breakfast is the most important meal
   alan@elroy.jpl.nasa.gov     # of the day.


????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
?Sean P. Tompkins  ??  "Questions are not a rejection of prior beliefs, they  ??
?by way of         ??    are merely a backup of an existing hypothesis."      ??
?ctv3943@rigel.tamu.edu                             -me                       ??
?(make sure to include my name in the subject line if you mail me...          ??
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


See you at the marriage supper of the Lamb.  It's going to be a
great party, with music and singing and eating and drinking with
our God and King.


	Mark Elliott	melliott@trojan.convex.com
        It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that 
        caused the trouble in the garden.


My signature file...
Cool huh?
Gee, only one more line to fill up.
How's this?


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|  NOTE:  The signature contained in this posting is proprietary and embodies |
|  confidential technology.  Possession, use, duplication or dissemination of |
|  this signature is authorized only pursuant to a valid written license.     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|    David Mikkelson  Digital Equipment Corporation, Culver City, CA  USA     |
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-- Tim Soholt (xoanon@carina.unm.edu), The Man With No .sig


"Brave men run in my family"--Painless Peter Potter, -The Paleface-
"I am the resurrection and the life.  He who believes in me will live, even
though he dies;  and whoever lives and believes in me will never die"--Jesus


-- 
==============================================================================
--Sam.         ss1@kepler.unh.edu              Preview of coming attractions:
 ___________________________________                 A brand new .sig!
|      W A S T E D   S P A C E      |             Coming to a newsgroup near
|___________________________________|                               YOU!