HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Civ: Pyramids in v3 emperor?
Date: 13 Oct 92 18:05:43 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Oct13.172158.14432@sj.nec.com> bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com 
(David Sweeney  x2987) makes *his* ignorance *everyone's* business:

>"Admirer of Steffi, Henrietta, Shannon, Summer, and Manon."
>
>As all you graduate students have probably already figured out,
>these are the women that walk by Mr. Tseng's workstation on their
>way to cheerleading practice.  Not that he's ever actually _spoken_
>to them or anything.

BZZZZZZZT!  Thank you for playing, Dave!  As any connoisseur knows, those are
the leading figures in the "Preppy Barbie Doll Collection" . . . not that 
there's much difference, or anything.

>While gazing upon this 79-column masterpiece, a thought sprang up:
>I've been sitting here in front of my terminal for quite a few months now 
>laughing at sigs with 80 columns and massive tab damage.  But it just 
>occurred to me: what exactly is wrong with those things?  You're supposed
>to edit out sigs when you follow up an article anyway--why should it matter 
>if the sig self-destructs after being indented?  Heh.

Just out of curiosity. . . do you actually subscribe to any newsfroups where
people actually *do* edit out sigs. . . or anything else, for that matter?
[inquiring minds want to know!]

--jm
                     -=[*meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu*]=-
           "I've never really thought about butt muscles before."
                                                      --Calvin-- 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Personal message for 'doc'
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 02:36:27 GMT

pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins) writes:
> In alt.folklore.urban:

>In article <1992Oct11.020407.27910@geovision.gvc.com>, pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:

>  [miscellaneous ranting deleted. Go read the thread for the whole
>sordid story]
I'd rather you didn't.  I'm not proud of what ``doc'' has forced me to do.

>>-- 
>>Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
>>(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
>>I used to homebrew computers, now I homebrew beer.  Is this progress?

>Well, there's a point. More, if you count the multiple addresses and
>the homebrew reference . . .

Wait - I can explain:  This sig has been kicking around since the early days
of our domain registration.  (Us guys off the internet frequently have to
roll-yer-own).  Plus - people in Ottawa sometimes use the direct through
revcan link so they don't have to pay for long distance to uunet.  come to
think of it, we just switched to uunet.ca, so maybe you're right.  Ok - I'm
taking out the uunet references in my sigs.

But WHAT'S WRONG WITH A HOMEBREW REFERENCE?

>   (OTOH, it's not exactly on topic for afu . . .)
(True, but I've never seen `doc' post anywhere else)

I'll concede two point on this one, no more.

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach told me to stop doing it, but I couldn't help myself...
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: help with elm
Date: 11 Oct 92 17:01:24 GMT
Organization: UB

In comp.mail.elm <3080@news.cerf.net> malx@cyber.net (Craig R. Sadler) writes:

>  I've been unable to get the shell escape command (!),
>or my .sig files to work. I've included the appropriate
>lines in my elmrc, i.e.
>	      shell escape command = !
>	      shell = bin/csh
>
>              signature = .signature
>	      localsignature = .signature
>           (the othersignature i can't remember) = .signature
>
>Finally, the .signature file is in the .elmrc/ directory along
>with the elmrc. The unix is BSD 4.3. and elm version 2.3. Can
>anyone help ?
>		Thanks in advance
>		     Craig
>-- 
>  z------Craig Sadler--------------------It's easier to want what-----z
>  |     malx@cyber.net             ^^        you get, than it         |
>  | <*>   San Diego    <*>         ^^       is to get what you        |
>  *_____* California *_____*_____*_^^_*_____*___ * want!*_*_____*_____*

The real question is: Why would he want his mail to go out with this
tagging along behind?

Or conversely: Why would anyone want to receive mail that had this at
the end of it?

I once did a 'R' to someone who had a similar question. . . it taught me
a lesson!

RTFM!

-jm
Hey, Dave!  How about adding some fun to the game?  Register a flagrant bait
.sig with you, and then give the point to the owner of the bait when some
newbie (or Paul, if he ever gets beyond Mika!) discovers it?
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Motorcyclist Hits Bicyclist on Skyline Blvd. (10/4/92, 1: 30p)
Date: 12 Oct 92 00:39:46 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <BvwyG6.EM1@cmptrc.lonestar.org> neal@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Neal Howard) writes:
>
>Every time we approach bicyclists, we should sneak up behind them and
>BLAST the FIAMMS at 'em. B-}
>
>=============================================================================
>Neal Howard (neal@cmptrc.lonestar.org)        CompuTrac, Inc. (Richardson,TX)
>DoD #686   '91 XLH-1200      '70 Kawasaki G4-100cc    '69 Cougar XR7-GT390
>	   Ensoniq VFX-SD    Kramer Pacer guitar      '70 429CJ(needs a home)
>Disclaimer: The only above mentioned toys I play with on the below mentioned
>	    Friday nights are the musical ones 8*}
>"how often you get much more drunk than you ought to on a Friday night...
>...about once a week" -  Tom Yates
>=============================================================================

Yeah, I see your cute little smileys, . . . we cyclists are all 8real* amused,
let me tell you!

"The one who dies with the most toys wins!", and I say, we should make Neal
a winner, the sooner the better.

Nice attitude, Neal. . . and a .sig to match!

--jm
meach@too.pissed.to.concentrate  |  Damn the motorcycles. . . full speed ahead!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Subject: Re: SHAME ON ITALIA
Keywords: bleah
Organization: Federation Internationale de Football Association
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 16:54:16 GMT

In rec.sport.soccer mastroma@ghost.dsi.unimi.it (Cesare) signs:

>Ciao , Cesare .
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
>         @@@  @@@@@
>        @@@@@@@@@@@@@@            @@@@@      Czar!
>           @@@@@@@@@            @@@@@@@@@      _
>@@                                @@@@         #
>@@@@                                          \#/
>@           |    |    |                        V
>           )_)  )_)  )_)               Address : Mastromatteo Cesare
>          )___))___))___)\                       Via Galvani ,20
>         )____)____)_____)\\                     20093 Cologno Monzese (MI)
>       _____|____|____|____\\\__                 Italy
>-------\ Sails to MuMu-Land /          Internet
>  ^^^  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^   address : mastroma@ghost.sm.dsi.unimi.it
>    ^^  ^^^^      ^^^^     ^^^    ^^
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I think Mastromatteo said it quite clearly himself in that subject line.
Hope that ship leaves Usenet and enters MuMu-Land really soon.
-- 
Jesper Lauridsen      |  Bayern Mu"nchen - 12xChampions, 8xCup Winner,
rorschak@daimi.aau.dk |                    3xEC1 and 1xEC2 Winner
                    We'll be back
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
ReplyTo: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Distribution: world
X-Mailer: cppnews $Revision: 1.18 $
Organization: Indexed; Access: Random.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 19:22:00 +0000

In articles several, pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:

>-- 
>Two out of two warlorders surveyed stated that Theakston's Old Peculier is the
>best beer in the entire world.

ObTenuousSignatureRelevance: I wish to object to this sig on the grounds
that 1) the survey did not include me, and 2) if it had it would have
been at best 50/50 for Theakstones Falling-Over Juice vs. Marston's
Pedigree. Or Fuller's London Pride. Or perhaps Adnam's's Old Ale. But
definitely, incontrovertably NOT Theakstones.

However, if you're buying, Paul, I'm willing to give it another try ...
From: ij59@vaxb.acs.unt.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Dream Theater TOUR DATES!
Date: 10 Oct 92 00:05:39 GMT
Organization: University of North Texas

In article <1992Oct2.172950.19152@sj.nec.com>, bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:
> In article <1992Oct2.043900.24990@bcrka451.bnr.ca> nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct02.013354.26306@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>>>meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:

Big, bigger, and even bigger ASCII beers freeze-dried and compressed:
 
 .

Kill it [the thread] before it sprouts!   Ooops, too late...

 ________    _______              _
|______  |  |_____  |            | |    | Nippon no anime wa ichi-ban desu!
      / /         | |  _  _   _  |  \   |   Hey, man, I _like_ Robotech.
     /  \         | | |_||_| / / |   \  |----------------------------------
    / /\ \   _____| |   ____/ /  | |\ \ |   Sukotto Miraa/Scott Miller
   /_/  \_\ |_______|  |_____/   |_| \/ |      ij59@vaxb.acs.unt.edu

My new, smaller .sig, but I doubt it's small enough...
How about this one:

SM

Nah, still too many characters...:)
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Civilization
Date: 8 Oct 92 17:58:59 GMT
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games article <70021@hydra.gatech.EDU>
 gt0519b@prism.gatech.EDU (PETTY,DARIN LAROL) writes:
>-- 
>PETTY,DARIN LAROL (404) 872-3928               |   ...they call this a 
>uucp: ...!{allegra,amd,hplabs,seismo,ut-ngp}   |   muddle puddle tweetle 
>	!gatech!gazelle!darin                  |   poodle beetle noodle 
>ARPA: darin@gazelle.gatech.edu                 |   bottle paddle battle.

I don't understand these Ministry lyrics.  Could someone please
explain them for me?

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
"I only kill to know I'm alive..."
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Just a smegging request....
Date: 15 Oct 92 07:37:22 GMT
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.
NNTP-Posting-Host: achilles.cs.adelaide.edu.au

In article <9228910.22864@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>, 
   grebo@ecr.mu.oz.au (Cruella_The_HellFire_Bondage_Babe) signs:

|> kath-----
|> 
|> 
|> All offers of love lust laughter luck llamas (oi! oi! oi!) liberty legumes
|> lipisomes language loci lemurs 'lastic lichens langwelig locomotives latrines 
|> larger lost-property liches lobbelunkedunkel lumberjacks lucsant lepus la-la 
|> lysergic-acid-diethylamide lollypops can be forwarded to grebo@ecr.mu.oz.au

 Hey ... nobody told me Jo had been transferred to an Australian University.
Wow! There goes the neighborhood . . .  


Dean.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt         | "Who is Who and Who gives a Fuck"
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au |                            - no one
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Renaming Hallowed Institutions
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:31:50 GMT
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University

Entire post included for full effect. 

Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight's feature is called "It Came From 
alt.folklore.college!!!"

(numerous startled gasps from the audience--lights dim)

In article <36804@hoptoad.uucp>, jeffrey@cygnus.com (Jeffrey Osier) writes:
>
>How about the ole fav'rite...
>
>Uncle Charlie's Summer Camp
>
>
>Jeffrey Osier, grateful graduate of the University o' Calif. Santa Cruz
>--
>   _    			    __
>  / \   			   /  \
> /   |  			  /    \      o
> |   |  			  |    |                 
> \   / /\  /  /  /\   /\ \  / 	  \    /  /\  |   /\  /\
>  \_/ (/__/__/__/ /__(/___\/       \__/  /__)_/__(/__/ /___'
>   /     /\ /\           /
>  /     / // /          /		Cygnus Support
>_/      \/ \/        __/		814 University Ave
>					Palo Alto, CA  94301
>Ah, for just one time I would take	415 322 3811, 415 322 3270 (fax)
>the Northwest Passage, to find the	jeffrey@cygnus.com
>hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea....

I don't believe that this baby needs any further comment, do you?


st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu   Adam Levin
"All of my best pitches are immoral!" - Lucy Van Pelt
From: widenius@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Risto Widenius)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Binary compatibility question...
Date: 15 Oct 92 00:17:12 GMT
Organization: University of Helsinki

julian@tfs.com (Julian Elischer) signs sans dashes:

>+----------------------------------+       ______ _  __
>|   __--_|\  Julian Elischer       |       \     U \/ / On assignment
>|  /       \ julian@tfs.com        +------>x   USA    \ in a very strange
>| (   OZ    ) 2118 Milvia st. Berkeley CA. \___   ___ | country !
>+- X_.---._/  USA+(510) 704-3137(wk)           \_/   \\            
>          v

Neat arrow. Implying that the excrement of the Sick Bunny is used as
fuel in the Locomotive-that-runs-upside-down.

Oh, of course: WTFIIWT..er..Ozeamericans?!

--
widenius@cc.helsinki.fi "But now there was worse." -Bernard Levin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-21.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: USA
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: 11 Oct 92 09:01:58 GMT

There's nothing very genuine in the following .signature, found in
alt.tasteless, but I'd just like to inform you that we all are going
to get laid.

satan@evil.demon.co.uk (satan) writes:
>+----------------------------------------------------------------------+
>|.nemA                                |   6   |                        | 
>|live morf su reviled tub             |   |   |  Ye are of your father |
>|noitatpmet onti ton su dael dna      |   |   |  the devil, and the    |
>|su tsniaga ssapssert ohw esoht dna   | 6 | 6 |  lusts of your father  |
>|sessapsert ruo su evigrof            |   |   |  ye will do.           |
>|dna daerb yliad ruo                  |  ===  |                        |
>|yad siht su evig                     |   |   |  St. John 8:44         |
>|nevaeh ni si sa htrae no             |   |   |------------------------|
>|enod eb lliw yht                     |       |  Internet Email;       |
>|emoc modgnik yht                     |  DIE  |                        |
>|eman yht eb dewollah                 | JESUS | satan@evil.demon.co.uk |
>|nevaeh ni tra ohw rahtef ruO         |       |                        |
>|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
>|                           |  M          M          M          HATE   |
>|  N          NAZINAZINAZI  |  O          O          O          HATE   |
>|  A          A             |  L   JESUS  L   JESUS  L   JESUS  HATE   |
>|  Z  hitler  Z   loves     |  E   !   W  E   !   W  E   !   W  HATE   |
>|  I          I             |  S       O  S       O  S       O         |
>|  NAZINAZINAZINAZINAZINAZ  |  TCHILDREN  TCHILDREN  TCHILDREN  HATE   |
>|             N          N  |                                          |
>|    you      A   666    A  |------------------------------------------| 
>|             Z          Z  |                                          |
>|  NAZINAZINAZI          I  |  I AM SATAN AND I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU   |          
>|                           |                                          |
>+----------------------------------------------------------------------+

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Re; Uzi SMG: Desert Performance
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 18:20:50 GMT

In sci.military, 
"Edward J. Rudnicki" (FSAC-SID) <erudnick@pica.army.mil> signs:

>Ed Rudnicki     erudnick@pica.army.mil     All disclaimers apply
>"War must be looked upon as a business, and subject, like any other business,
>to business principles. War is the business of destruction of life and
>property of an enemy.....The most deadly and destructive implements of war
>are the most humane, and the producers of them may justly be looked upon as
>humanitarians."     ----- Hudson Maxim (the other Maxim)

And you thought warlords were bad...

-- 
Read the header.
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Male Pregnancies
Date: 12 Oct 92 18:02:07 GMT
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario

In alt.folklore.urban
pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins) writes:

>In article <1992Oct12.015811.27682@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU>, peterm@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Peter Mardahl) writes:
>>
>>The story goes that some guy thought it would be neat to bear
>>a child.  Some <unknown> hospital obligingly surgically implanted
>>a fertilized egg somewhere in his abdomen, and later delivered
>>the fetus by "Caesarian". 
>>

>Oh, just for laughs, I'll give this one a try. No womb. No umbilical
>cord. No way to get nourishment to the child. No place for the li'l
>tyke to _be_. Just gonna sit there blocking off the small intestine?

>It takes a little bit more than just a fertilized egg to form a
>baby. Think "Biology".

> -Paul "Monty" Ashley

>obMontyPython: "Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it
>in a box?"
>-- 
>"Am I a drunken loon? Whoo! Whoo!"        | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
>     -- David Letterman                   |  [Not a UCSD employee]

Hey, he scored a point off of me, so fair's fair.
(Does his post count as a flame - probably not given the usual tone of
discussions on a.f.u)

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach turned me back into a frog.
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Do UK Companies read this newsgroup for employees?
Date: 7 Oct 92 20:42:25 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord,alt.sex
Organization: me myself and i

In uk.jobs, madmal@spd.eee.strathclyde.ac.uk (Malachy Devlin - SPD) writes:
|
|Regards
|Malachy Devlin
|
|=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
|_  _  __       __   __           | Malachy Devlin
||\/| /__\ |   /__\ /  ' |__| \_/ | Signal Processing Division
||  | |  | |__ |  | \__, |  |  |  | Strathclyde University, 204 George Street,
| _   __                          | Glasgow, Scotland G1 1XW
|| \ |_  \   / |   | |\ |         | Tel: (44) 41-552-4400 Ext. 2946
||_/ |__  \_/  |__ | | \|         | Fax: (44) 41-552-2487
|                                 | Email:malachy@uk.ac.strathclyde.eee.spd
|=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Spot the two penises in Malachy.

Tx. [and I'm not talking Amtrak, know what I'm sayin']
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Subject: Re: SWM ISO SWF's for exciting e-mail
Organization: Rogaland University Centre
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 16:47:50 GMT

In article 31215 in alt.personals <1992Oct13.72243.28090@ms.uky.edu>,
ericz@nx03.mik.uky.edu (eric z elder) writes:
> 
	[boring personal ad deleted]

> ps>  as you can tell, I am new to this, so any and all help is appriciated  
> and not taken as a flame, unless of course, it is. ;-)
> 
> 
 
 --
                /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
 ~~\
               |           Eric Z. Elder              |      
 ericz@mik.uky.edu |
          (__) |               "One"                  |     
 ericz@s.ms.uky.edu |
         >(==) | "...and now his life is but a shadow |   
 ericz@inslab.uky.edu |
 *~~-------\/  | of his dream, the calm is over, been |  
 ezelde00@ukcc.uky.edu |
    ||----||   | stormin' for years."   -Tesla        |  
 ezelde00@ukpr.uky.edu |

This newsgroup is a goldmine! (I'm just pickin' the worst examples here,
there's loads of NTUBSPU .sigs floatin' 'round.)
Yes, we can see he's new. (Anyone want to help him?) But at least he had
the sense to check his posting, 'cause the next article was devoted to
excusing the sig in this one! We'll include some of that article for
the fun of it:

>   The mail purpous of this posting is to repost my .sig so that my  
>addresses could easily be read.

Who would want to read them?

>   Also, was the jumbling of the .sig because it was too wide, or was it  
>due to some kind of setup I neglected to setup?  Is there a standard width  
>for posting here? 
>
>Thanks!
>
>@}--}-----       @}--}-----       @}--}-----       @}--}-----
>@}--}-----       @}--}-----       @}--}-----       @}--}-----
>@}--}-----       @}--}-----       @}--}-----       @}--}-----
>(a dozen of the finest computer roses tuition can buy for the
>ladies out there)   ;-)

These were not in the .sig. However, I feel they qualify to the
title barphic, or...?
>--
> /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
>|           Eric Z. Elder              |     ericz@mik.uky.edu |
>|               "One"                  |    ericz@s.ms.uky.edu |
>| "...and now his life is but a shadow |  ericz@inslab.uky.edu |
>| of his dream, the calm is over, been | ezelde00@ukcc.uky.edu |
>| stormin' for years."   -Tesla        | ezelde00@ukpr.uky.edu |

This looks a bit better (or should I say less bad?) than the previous.
Still, 6 lines, borders, and 5 addresses. He definitely needs help.
-- 
D.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: ij59@vaxb.acs.unt.edu
Subject: Warlord Acronyms
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 00:34:25 GMT

*sigh*

This sort question always gets me into trouble, but I've been unable
to figure out "BUAF" and "WTFMIIYS" so, here it is:

Could someone please ExplainTheseNetAcronyms[tm]?

 ________    _______              _
|______  |  |_____  |            | |    | Nippon no anime wa ichi-ban desu!
      / /         | |  _  _   _  |  \   |   Hey, man, I _like_ Robotech.
     /  \         | | |_||_| / / |   \  |----------------------------------
    / /\ \   _____| |   ____/ /  | |\ \ |   Sukotto Miraa/Scott Miller
   /_/  \_\ |_______|  |_____/   |_| \/ |      ij59@vaxb.acs.unt.edu
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: WANTED -- list of DYSLEXIC JOKES
Date: 15 Oct 92 20:08:57 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Oct15.172303.8658@msdhsv.ingr.com> scott@bell.b17a.ingr.com (Scott Bell) writes:
>
>Scott( or ottsc to lexicsdys! )
>_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
>| Scott Bell                               |                           | 
>| Intergraph Corp. - Mapping Sciences Div. | "Dreamin' takes you       |
>| M/S IW17A2  Huntsville, AL  35894-0001   |  nowhere -                | 
>| scott@bell.b17a.ingr.com   (Internet)    |  It's time to play."      | 
>| uunet!ingr!b17a!bell!scott (uucp)        |                           | 
>| W: 205-730-1776                          |    - Kenny Loggins        | 
>|        #include <std_disclaim.h>         |                           |
>|                                          |.vbguitarsbikesweightsrock.|
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god, are thos dyslexic jokes STUPID!!! and so is your lovely border, scott.

siggin' takes you nowhere-it't time to pay...

bah.

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	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
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