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From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Fuck me, another pizza-eating WOP!
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:19:39 GMT
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1185@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> Good lord, I only just spotted where these "geezer" posts come from.
> Stuck my foot in my mouth again didn't I.

You know kevin, you speak like a masochist. Maybe that's why you post here. 
> 
> Hey Dave, sorry Geezer, where did you learn Woppish?  That phrasing,
> vocabulary and spelling is almost up to Michelle's standard. Some more
> lessons and you could translate Michelle's posts for us.

You see? British *need* to learn how to write by italians. And not only to 
write...

	Michele
> 


> -- 
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>  _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
> _/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
-- 

===========================================================================
I wish to everybody a real BAD Christmas. I hope that your fathers will die
doing the role of Santa Claus that come down from the chimney. I wish that
your planes blow out while you are going back home to meet your families.
Have a Christmas Drink and Drive accident, get as many DUI as you can.
And, Last but not Least, FUCK YOURSELF, again.
===========================================================================
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@orchid.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: Lancashire is crap
Keywords: crap
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 21:17:29 GMT

In article <Bz269u.67s@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei308@cck.coventry.ac.uk (Jet Girl) writes:
>
>DON'T YOU JUST HATE PEOPLE FROM LANCASHIRE AND THEIR BELIEF THAT IT
>IS BETTER THAN YORKSHIRE??????
>OUR FOOTBALL TEAMS ARE BETTER, OUR REGIONAL TV IS BETTER (I MEAN WHO
>CAN RESIST THE CHARMS OF HARRY AND JUDITH ON LOOK NORTH?), OUR
>CRICKET TEAMS ARE BETTER...
>
>AND WHILST ON THE SUBJECT, DONT YOU JUST HATE SOUTHERNERS....?

K e n disagrees. You have not given a sound basis for hate. It would
seem that you lack the logic to come to your alleged conclusions, for
there is no reason to hate these people based on the given evidence.
K e n suggests you initiate a long-needed vacation. You might recover
from your mental injuries.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
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From: launce@medusa.med.utah.edu (Tri-Ungulate)
Subject: Re: to jbm14@jaguar w./ pity
Organization: Trifurcate-Hooved Ruminant Surveyors, Inc.
	<LAUNCE.92Dec11115850@medusa.med.utah.edu>
	<1992Dec11.163106.1@acad.drake.edu>
Date: 14 Dec 92 12:03:58

In article <1992Dec11.163106.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
(not much, really)
>   Whine.

>>  Swedish women *do have their charms.
>   Dream.

Yeah, my girlfriend when I was an high school exchange student *was* a
dream come true.  Apparently *your* experience in with Scandanavian
women is limited to lurid, pornographic dreams.  Your exchanges with
Jorn underscore your lack of familiarity with that part of the world.

>   Whine. Whine.
>   Whine. Whine. Whine. 
>   Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine.
>   Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine. 
>   You have an amazing grasp at non-culture. 

That the best you could do, Mr. alt.flame.Excitement?  

Gosh. It was *scorching*. Really.  

And *so* witty. 

>   --The Phantom

You said your origins are from Africa. You wouldn't happen to mean
*South* Africa, now would you?

-- non-mu
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: BAD NEWS YOU PISSANTS  <===== YEAH!
Date: 12 Dec 92 09:50:35 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

(Mr J S Graley) writes:
>HEY YOU ALT.FLAME GEEKS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THE GREAT NAME FOR
>A COUPLE OF WEEKS 'COS IM LEAVING THIS GREAT BRITISH EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION
>FOR MY CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY

[YES!]

Thank YOU God.  THANK you God.  THANK YOU GOD.   THANKS!

Now, if I could only ask for ONE more little thing...  a train wreck, perhaps? 
A terrible accident with the Christmas lights?  Something simple.  Anything.
Maybe a choking death on the big holiday ham, that would be appropriate.

Please, GOD. PLEASE.  I'll start going to Church EVERY Sunday.  Really.

-- Andy
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From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: Kevin's fan mail
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 22:53:20 GMT

In article <Bz55wo.5vM@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:

> Your point about proofreading your own "work" is well taken.  Is this
> why it took you days to reply?  Or were you just digging through your
> archives, you Kevin-Darcy-James-Keegan-wanna-be?

Two general flaws in your logic:

[1] You just spent two flames attacking Kevin for his believing that he "won"
if no one would respond right away. Why then do you insist on a time limit for
someone to reply to you? Could it be that when people see you name, they don't
make it a priority to read what you have to say?

[2] You have attacked this person for maintaining records of you. Yet it seems
that you have an elaborate time clock on everyone on the net. With which you
promptly remind them of the difference from your time of posting, to their time
of responce. 

WATCHES READY.... GO!!!!!!!!!!

--The Phantom
From: king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Date: 14 Dec 92 15:16:42 GMT
Organization: Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine

In article <1gc51rINNj34@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@realsoon.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>that Canadians come to the US so they don't have to wait YEARS to get
>some kinds of surgery done.)

YEARS is not an accurate representation of the facts. MONTHS might be
closer, in the vast majority of cases. The people who travel south for
medical care are most often the ones who can afford it, and pay from their
own pockets. Health insurance does cover the costs, in some cases, but
these are exceptions, not the rule. While we're on the subject, why do so
many American men come to Canada (Shouldice Hospital, Bayview Ave, Toronto)
for hernia operations? Wattsamatta with the Great American Medical System?
Too busy defending itself against malpractice litigation? Face it, some
things the Canadians do better than the Americans (take baseball, for
instance).

How do these two statements qualify to follow one after the other:

>I'm not going to deny that there aren't starving people in *lots* of
>countries, while grain rots in silos in the Midwest of the USA, among
>other places.  

	- and -

>But that does not mean that the American army is *only*
>good for blowing people to hell.  To think so is simply ignorant.

I can't for the life of me see the connection here. But, thanks for
supporting our arguments with your first statement. Your country has very
serious problems, by your own admission.

>bite me, fan boy

You bring it over here, and I'll be happy to bite it for you.

-- 
                       Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
     ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: BAD NEWS YOU PISSANTS
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 20:39:06 GMT


thanks, MR DICK, thats the nicest present anyones ever given me.
dont come back, and then you wont have to buy me a present for next year, 
asswipe.
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Michele gives in !
Date: 12 Dec 92 17:07:35 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <jorngh.171.724168777@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> Michele Dall'Agata) writes ...
[stuff deleted]
>> and now *you*, just a little Norway guy, are telling me to shut up.
>>			 ^^^^^^
>>      Michele
> 
> I bet I'm taller than 90% of the italian population (including you) ...

You're little on the Spirit, moron.

	Michele
> _________________________________________________________________________
> | Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
> | jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |
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From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: Michelle is geting bbbooooorrrriiinnngggg
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 22:54:40 GMT

In article <1190@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
>Subject: Michelle is geting bbbooooorrrriiinnngggg
>Date: 17 Dec 92 17:57:28 GMT
>In article <1992Dec15.145226.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>> 
>> You know, Kevin. I think that you are so idiot that's not possible to 
>> explain you that you are repetitive. Look, again with the same bullshit.
>> 
>Listen Michelle, this is geting vvvveeeeeerrrryyyyy bbboooorrrriinnnngg.
>Can't you find anything to clean or what?
>
>Kevin

With x-mas time and all, I feel I must I agree with you. Michele
has definitely lost his spark recently. Not the old italiano
temper. He's even *admitted* that he's problem getting laid !
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: xmas
Date: 17 Dec 1992 21:33:31 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Dec17.194448.8205@news.nd.edu> mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin M. Gladstone) writes:
>To all my dear friends, happy winter solstice.  And if you're
>superstitious:
>
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>
>and crappy gyear.
            ^^^^^ What the!....
Pletheras of mindless babble deleted to keep it short and sweet...

>
>Melvin Millard Gladstone

	Yo! Mel....

When is the last time anybody said "Mery 'X'-mas" to you...
I'm sure, never.... With-holding religion from this conversation...
It's CHRISTMAS..not XMAS...Anybody who uses XMAS deserves a lump of
coal from Santa Claus...Being that this is alt.flame, I'm sure that
some of you can use this coal to fire up the lame flames of late...

Warmet wishes to all....
	.......Happy Holidays....
		.....most of all, MERRY CHRISTMAS!



                                     \ 	 	....Going to extremes...
                                     / 
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                                     |    
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From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Re: Poor Michele, stuck in the Middle Ages...
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 00:28:10 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.151403.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnal.fnal.com
(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

<much homophobic garbage deleted>

Now this is rich. The same person (I use the term loosely) who professes
to be concerned for women and minorities shows his true colors. Are you
so insecure with your sexual identity that you must constantly invent
exploits with women to conceal the truth? I'm comfortable with being
bisexual. Are you threatened by that?

>> I am so feminist that I am careful of how I behave around women--
>> and around men, for that matter. Women don't need my help, but I don't
>> need to hinder them, either. Got that?

>I don't need to hinder women, idiot. On the contrary, I need to
>facilitate 
>them. That's why, I give to them... Moi!

They're getting badly ripped off. Really, you should start off with
candy and flowers first.

>>> Yes a lot more. But why do they wear black bikini briefs? Eh, why?
>>> Because they wanna be intellectual on the beach, maybe? People like
>>> to have fun, also. Idiot.
>> 
>> I was talking about *you* and your stained underpants. Idiot.

>Anyway you did not answer to my question. Why?

Because your question was irrelevant. Because you showed you had not
fully comprehended my post. And because if I gave you the answer, the
rotting melon you call a brain would heat up and explode with the
effort of trying to comprehend it all.

Tep--hate is not a family value.
-- 
Did you really think I spoke for anyone else? Boy, you're gullible!
From: cress@cutlass.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Perot In '96 (Was Re: Test the flame)
Date: 13 Dec 1992 01:02:37 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
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In article <1992Dec13.002617.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>>>
>> Who gives a shit, he's a loser.
>>                   ^^^^
>> Garrett
>
>Maybe Perot is a looser. But you are a BIG moron. That was not the point, 
>IMBECILE! Who gives a shit? Is it this your point about Perot or about the 
>burning Los Angeles?!? Try to distinguish between the flaming-fun-bullshits 
>and the serious thing, Idiot! 
>
>	Michele

See that word. I underlined it for you just in case.  'Who gives a shit'
was my comment about Ross Perot.  Who cares where he was during the 
riots.  He was probably down in a bomb shelter thinking his paranoid
thoughts and hoping the world wouldn't come to an end.
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From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Subject: Re: The Captain gets his "facts" put straight.
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 13:50:19 GMT

Kevin Walsh (kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk) wrote:
: > 
: In defense of the evil one, I would have thought that an army that
: manages to get 90% casualties on an assault course and sends more
: doctors to war than soldiers, shouldn't even suggest kicking
: anyone's "butt."
: 

At least they have the decency of being shot down by the
enemy, unlike other, not mentioned armies.

/Par
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Greasy Yarmouth
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 08:23:50 GMT
 <BysDC0.H15@cck.coventry.ac.uk>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <BysDC0.H15@cck.coventry.ac.uk>, GARION writes:

> >shit out of him. 30 seconds later, they stagger back in yelling for
> >reinforcements; "it's an ambush, there's two of them!!!".
> 
> Does the joke have to have Norfolk in it?????
> 
> PS I come from Great Yarmouth.....

A boast about the distance, or accuracy?

GY was a nice seaside resort when I went there in 1964 or so. I
remember almost falling off a donkey - it wasn't you, perchance?
:-)

Dac
--
dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
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From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: JORN--Captin Caveman of alt.flame
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 19:33:01 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.162529.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>In article <jorngh.202.724470170@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
>
>And you wonder why I started to capitalize your name???

Yes, only dumb shits like you don't understand that everyone
has the opportunity to decide how their username will appear
on usenet. I didn't want it all capitalized.

>Basically JORN, you have yet to grasp the fact that I have stopped reading your
>boring posts. I really can't deal with this much intensive, concentrated
>stupidity.

If you think it's so stupid, why're you bothering ? Just admit
that you're unable to take the heat, phantom-baby. BTW, in a way
you're *bound* to reply or else you'd just look like the friggin'
fool you really are.

>You have YET to grasp the cretin classes that I gave you, or the
>massive sarcasim about your name, and why I have been writing you in
>VikingSpeak.

Cretin: What the fuck ? Please explain further, you're still claiming
that 1st class cretin is better than 3rd class ? Don't you dare wave
it it off with saying it was your infamous sarcasm.
 
VikingSpeak: Because it's easy and suits your IQ well.

>Pardon any sort of pun, but I shall haunt your stupidity until your foreign
>stupid ass is removed from this group. My gloves are off, until next year my
>spineless, atrophic, pathetic little twit.

Can you spare another 20-30 years phantom-baby ? Nah, didn't think so.
Anyway, you're put to shame until you have a chance to reply.

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: USA Chicks (JORN NO LIKEUM..)
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:38:35 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.024640.589@tdb.uu.se>, t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson) writes:
> Personally, I prefer beautiful, blonde, brainless Swedish/
> Norwegian women rather than fat, ugly, repulsive brainless
> American ones. (Brainless being used in its most positive
> meaning here.)

Well.. they say you fall in love with women most like your mother....

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: US MARINES Blows it in Norway (was Re: sniff!!!)
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 00:13:08 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.184331.62006@cc.usu.edu> slt22@cc.usu.edu writes:
>
>     My blood runs back to Norway but I am an american and I would just like to
>say this.  One marine could kick 50 Norwegian army solders with his eyes closed 
>I think that someone is daydreaming.  
>				Satan

Well, isn't it 'Satan' himself ? Are you talking out of personal
experience, o'evil one ? HELL, I WAS THERE ! AND WE KICKED MORE
AMERICAN BUTT than you'll ever see. Of course we had 'casualties'
too, but not nearly as much as your country men. Perhaps you should
have some facts before you're posting again. Who cares if your rotten 
rootsgoes back to Norway, you're nothing but a worm like decendant
of country men that were kicked out.

'Satan' ? Bah ...

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Perot In '96 (Was Re: Test the flame)
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:19:52 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Richardson TX
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1992Dec13.014939.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>Ok, well, fine. SO?!? What do *you* think about the riots? He's a looser, 
>*who* will be your winner? BUSH?!?!?!? I hope not. You are american, right? 
>So you DO give a shit about your country, I belive. I am not 
>american, right. But I did start this flame. I was *upset* when I was in 
>Italy and I saw what was happening here. It was something *strong* for me.
>It seemed to me that something was going to happen here. And it did not. 
>Not yet. But, are we sure that those people do not feel VERY bad in this 
>country?!? I spoke with blacks, and they told me that they not feel to be 
>americans. I heard the RAP songs. I saw the riots on television. Who is 
>going to change that? Do the american people think about that? 
>That's what I would like to know. America is rich. But, for much less we 
>had the Red Brigates on Italy. What about the "Black Power"? Just curious.

A man without a clue.

A node is a terrible thing to waste.
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From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: HAVE : GUN --- WANT : BULLETS
Date: 17 Dec 92 22:05:43 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1992Dec17.151101.538@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca>, > 
> 
> Hey, Jeff! Whatcha gonna do when Clinton pulls the plug on *you*!
>

Well, I'll adapt. Just like any other soldier would. No big deal.               
> 
>>JEFF WITTY
>>A.K.A. THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE< US ARMY
>>(And a Damn Proud AMERICAN!)
> 
> ("All we're looking for is a few good Twitties!")
>                                                                
> Mark B. :-P
          ^^^------Mark licking his lips wanting to taste dick.

JEFF WITTY
A.K.A. THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, US ARMY 
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