HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jester is bragging again....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:43:00 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>|>>>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
>>>>|>>>Court Jester aka if you say so.....
>>>>|>>J Seam aak so!
>>>>|>JReste aka grrr.......I want to be an airbourne ranger
>>>>You want to be a fair haired major?
>>>No. I want to be a red-headed stranger
>>You mean you want to own a red-headed stranger

>Yeah....some cute chick on  the side of the road
>hawking the worlds oldest profession....
>Politics....
Thats just a subdivision of theivery.

>>>>chestnutt aka i'll bet you'ed be cute
>>>Jester aka that is what she said after i HAD her
>>eCcles aka Liar liar pants are on fyre
>Jester aka yeah..after she lit them on fire with desire....
Eccles aka OH NO! High speed snonnicles strike again!!!!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dave@admiral.uucp (Dave Litchman)
Subject: Re: 100 SNUGGLEBUNNIES on the rampage!!!!!!!!
Organization: The Admiral's Unix System & The Grid BBS
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 01:36:58 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.125105.832@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>In article <DJOHNSON.92Nov15192051@cayenne.gac.edu>, djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov13.121642.820@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> .In article <ins450m.721550171@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>> .> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>> .> 
>> .> 
>> .>>Snugglebunnies*100
>> .> 
>> .> Silly jester person has learnt to use cut&paste. Nice to see he
>> .> has a new toy.
>> .> 
>> .> Eccles  aka Wbbl
>> 
>> 
>> .In my day we didn't have cut & paste to play with!  We had to draw the Mona
>> .Lisa 6 billion times and paste them to our walls for wallpaper!
>> 
>> Mona Lisa???  Humph, in my day we didn't have that.  We drew adds for
>> Franklin Mint products till our hands bleed and fell off, then held
>> them individually against the walls with our bare stumps!
>> 
>> Dan aka Of course they weren't *really* wall, they were just stacks of
>> bloating, dead ravens that we piled up to keep the wind off us.
>
>
>Ravens! You were lucky!  We had to huddle under a pile of grass clippings for
>warmth when it was ten million degrees below zero!!!

Oh, we used to DREAM of having grass clippings!


-- 
"Dammit Jim, I'm a free man, not a number!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Ray, when somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" -- Winston Zeddmore
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: s13989bc@UMASSD.EDU
Subject: Dennis Moore
Reply-To: s13989bc@UMASSD.EDU
Organization: UMASS DARTMOUTH, NO. DARTMOUTH, MA.
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 00:07:14 GMT

 OH,Shit!!!!! It's Moore!!!Lady Martha, go get the lupins!!!!!!
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Spot the looney
Date: 23 Nov 92 14:57:26 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00482-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <ssipila.722508416@vipunen.hut.fi>, ssipila@vipunen.hut.fi (Seppo K Sipil{) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Path: taco!rock!concert!uvaarpa!caen!uunet!mcsun!news.funet.fi!funic!nntp.hut.fi!vipunen.hut.fi!ssipila
|> From: ssipila@vipunen.hut.fi (Seppo K Sipil{)
|> Subject: Spot the looney
|> Message-ID: <ssipila.722508416@vipunen.hut.fi>
|> Sender: usenet@nntp.hut.fi (Usenet pseudouser id)
|> Nntp-Posting-Host: vipunen.hut.fi
|> Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
|> Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 03:46:56 EST
|> Lines: 9
|> 
|> Episode twenty-something of the second season of "Monty Python's
|> Flying Circus" was shown on TV here in Finland a couple of weeks ago.
|> It ended with a view of a sign attached to a fence: "HOSPITAL -- sorry
|> no cheques".
|> 
|> So, in the early 70's this kind of thing was a Monty Python joke.
|> Nowadays, I've heard, you might not be taken into a hospital without
|> the proper health insurance (in the USA). Spot the looney! Is it me or
|> the Western Civilization (tm)?
|> 
Of course a hospital in the USA will take in people who don't have any
money.  The hospital will simply remove a major limb such as an arm or leg
in place of money.  Arms and legs are worth quite a lot in the USA

chestnutt aka arms dealer esquire
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Complaints.
Date: 23 Nov 92 17:59:08 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>There have been a lot of complaints about the content of the newsgroup
>recently (always :) ) so, if people would like, I'll keep a basic
>python archive so that questions may be answered, and we can get
>on with our normal rot. :)

I would like to register a complaint about all this complaining
about complaints ... <THUD> oooof!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dave@admiral.uucp (Dave Litchman)
Subject: Re: The Philosopher's song?
Organization: The Admiral's Unix System & The Grid BBS
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 01:41:03 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.222502.10930@scott.skidmore.edu> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
>the novel writing sketch is on the matching tie and handkerchief
>album, as for the philosophers' song, i'm still trying to figure it
>out myself.

What are you trying to figure out? The lyrics? There are (or, if there aren't,
there should be) quite a few text files of said lyrics around...

If, as above stated, there are none, I can try to transcribe them from memory...


-- 
"Dammit Jim, I'm a free man, not a number!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Ray, when somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" -- Winston Zeddmore
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: petersen@netcom.com (Barbara Petersen)
Subject: Need Quote From "Holy Grail"....
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 22:26:27 GMT


Hiya....

I'm hoping someone can help me with a(n exact) quote from "Monty Python
and the Holy Grail".... what I need is just the few lines of dialogue
that go by when they encounter the white rabbit guarding the cave....
I know there's something there about "what's it going to do, bite us on
the bum?!".... that and the surrounding lines are what I'm interested
in.

Thanks lots....

Barbara Petersen
barb@velvet.com (preferred)
petersen@netcom.com
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester and & masons
Date: 21 Nov 92 14:34:50 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (MR X) writes:
>>>>>	3) jester@edu.purdue.cc.sage	Christopher Jack DanielS Christian
>>>>>					            ^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>						Isnt that a drink?
>>>>my name is not a drink. Jack Daniels is a drink...my middle
>>>>nam,e has no S at the end..... nyah!
>>>Yes it does, LOOK!
>>Thats cuz you just put it in there......
>I didn't. Look I have this chicken to prove it.

o thats all well and fine..but what did the motherhaveto say?

>>>>Jester aka I am not a drink, I am not a drink
>>>Eccles aka I am a teapot.
>>Jester aka funny.....I always wondered why you had handles...
>Eccles aka Only one, two would be uncomfortable.
Jester aka and severalholes for good measure....
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Gina aka help
Date: 18 Nov 92 09:29:54 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

	1. I am tired of being accused of making false allegations
toward people when it was actually as easy as being a simple mistake;
can we just get past all the sex stuff and go back to flirting in not
so great a quantity; I mnea, the "Sex Sells..." thing was like 10
posting per person for a while. Can we just have internitent sexual
remarks or something?

	2. I want to thank everyone who has submitted an opinion thus
far on this controversial subject. I really appreciate your
contributions in helping to come up with a solution to please
everyone. Unfortunately, one of our members has already stated she was
leaving before I could get to posting this.

	3. REGARDING THE SALE OF JESTER:
	I want him. He already said he was mine. So what's the price? 
I can pay more than Satan, offer a better place to live than Hell, and
take you to places you've never been before. 
	PLEASE CAN I HAVE YOU JESTER? PLEASE!!!!!!


Now enougn of this serious talk. Let's get back to the bright side of
life.


Loving you always.

Gina aka the person blamed for all accusations lobbied against anyone

Q
wkl
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Who the hell is this Dan character?
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 22 Nov 92 14:59:57
Distribution: world
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu's message of Sat, 21 Nov 1992 19:40:08 GMTLines: 17

In article <1992Nov21.194008.28513@ils.nwu.edu> blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) drools:

.Aha!  He fell for my little trap!  I've been using Aardvarks for
.offensive purposes since the mind of man runneth not to the contrary.
.I'll meet you outside the Pitti Palace (East Wing) next Friday at 2:35
.PM.  Bring a second.  Stupid git.

Naha!  He sprung for my little rap!  I've been abusing Aardvarks for
offending porpoises since mindful men have run in the country.  I'll
beat you outside the Putty Place (Yeast Wings) next Friday at 5:23 PM.
Sing several seconds.  Stupid git.

.Dan aka Anyone who can't tell the difference between us can just go
.stand in the teaches

Dan aka Anyone who can't smell the inferences demeans us and can just
go stand in the leeches.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Gumby humor.
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 00:15:03 GMT

In article <By1H0o.Htq@csugrad.cs.vt.edu> schmidtc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Christian "Squeeze me? Bacon Powder?" von Schmidt-Pauli) writes:
>la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke) writes:
>
>>>>I can't see anything!!!!!!!
>>> 
>>>>Chrymanthesums!!!!!!!
>>> 
>>> My brain hurts, too!!!!!!
>>> 
>>>>						I need a new hanky.
>>>>						Saint.
>>> Maje S nerak NURSE!! NURSE!!! NUUUUUURRSE!! oh!
>
>
>>I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together!!!!!!!!1
>
>When I was young, we used to entertain ourselves by singing songs by
>the fireplace and banging brickes against our heads.
:wakes up again.
"When I was young, we entertained ourselvs by singing songs in the\
fireplace and banging someone else's head against a brick :)
:grins foolishly
"I need something to do.
"Would someone like to help me install UNIX?  <kludge><kludge><link><link>
:looks for one of the females hopefully
>-- 
>Christian von Schmidt-Pauli          |    "Number 1: The Larch.
>schmidtc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu           |     Number 1: The Larch." - M.P.
>Christian "I can't get no satisfaction" von Schmidt-Pauli
>"Speed Limit: 3x10^8 meters/sec.  It's not just a good idea. It's the Law!"

William Turlough Cat aka beiad
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Balloting stuffing....
Date: 5 Nov 92 12:22:42 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <james.29.720968309@library.nrl.navy.mil>, james@library.nrl.navy.mil (James King) writes:
> In article <Bx6DDC.74o@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
>>Subject: Balloting stuffing....
>>Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1992 04:48:47 GMT
>>As of 11:46 pm CST, Phil has successfully
>>stuffed my mailbox with over 60 e-mail messages
>>giving him around 360pts. 
>>
>>I am making an executive decison and voiding all
>>votes for Phil and removing him from the campaign
>>for cheating.
>>
>>I also have decided to make an executive decision
>>and void all votes for Jester, ratboy, and lisa.
>>Due to obvious ballot stuffing on their
>>parts.
>>
>>So, the final election totals will be available 
>>tomorrow morning around 9am CST.
>>
>>Jester
>>-- 
>>Vote for Jester for alt.fan.monty-python president. Just e-mail
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu and say you vote for me and I will send you a 
>>free gift.  Who said you could not buy votes?????? Not me I can tell you.
>>Vote Jester for Pres in 92' Free Spam for everyone!!!! Lumberjack Rights!!!!
> 
> But how can a free gift from Jester compare to what President-elect Gina has 
> to offer?!!!
> 
> KINGJAMES

Nothing can compare to what I have to offer, that's why it's mine to
offer. And besides, a gift you can give only once. What I have--well,
it never runs out.	What is it?  Anyone care to guess?
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A WARNING!!!!
Date: 19 Nov 92 11:58:51 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <lachlan.722125964@kraken>, lachlan@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Lachlan Brown) writes:
> maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris) writes:
> 
>>	WATCH OUT - THERE ARE LLAMAS!!!!
> 
> 
> 
> Do not swim here!!!!
> 
> Lachlan aka Noo, Nuu, NI, ah thats it NI,


Llamas are bigger than frogs.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: Jesters Erection Lesults
Originator: kchestn@c00402-346dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 16:31:56 GMT


In article <BxqHBJ.BFC@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!concert!rutgers!uwm.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!darwin.sura.net!spool.mu.edu!news.nd.edu!mentor.cc.purdue.edu!sage.cc.purdue.edu!jester
|> From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: Jesters Erection Lesults
|> Message-ID: <BxqHBJ.BFC@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
|> Date: Sat, 14 Nov 92 20:26:06 EST
|> Sender: news@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (USENET News)
|> Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
|> Lines: 17
|> 
|> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
|> >jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|> >|>>>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
|> >|>>>Court Jester aka if you say so.....
|> >|>>J Seam aak so!
|> >|>JReste aka grrr.......I want to be an airbourne ranger
|> >You want to be a fair haired major?
|> 
|> No. I want to be a red-headed stranger

did you say a red-cockcaded woodpecker, there endangered u'know.

chestnutt aka oo, thats kinky
|> 
|> >chestnutt aka i'll bet you'ed be cute
|> Jester aka that is what she said after i HAD her
|> -- 
|> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
|> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
|> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
|> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
|>
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: attack of jester's aka's
Date: 20 Nov 92 14:37:43 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <By02vo.E4x@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>3. REGARDING THE SALE OF JESTER:
>>>>I want him. He already said he was mine. So what's the price? 
>>>your body...was the price you offered...
>>The "check" is in the mail.
>>*wink wink* *nudge nudge* *say no more, say no more*
> 
> geee.......i can't wait til the first nite in bed.....
> 
Bed? I was thinking more of a shower first.....

>>>>I can pay more than Satan, offer a better place to live than Hell, and
>>>>take you to places you've never been before. 
>>>>PLEASE CAN I HAVE YOU JESTER? PLEASE!!!!!!
>>>sure..if i can have your luscious body.....
>>Come and get it, "big" boy.....
> 
> i need a car............its a long drive .....i think.......
> 
Yes, you do. So "get" one, you silly little Court Jeste, you.....

>>>>Gina aka the person blamed for all accusations lobbied against anyone
>>>Jester aka the person who put her in power...
>>Gina aka isn't it nice of me to let him think do...
> Jester aka shouldn't that last word be "so" ????????
Gina aka yes, but I let you do lots of things too (a case of the
	overlapping tohughts again; hate it when that happens.)
> -- 
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu    
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de
Subject: Re: Who the hell is this Dan character?
Organization: University of Passau - Germany
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 13:04:26 GMT

In article <1992Nov21.195803.4053@ils.nwu.edu>
blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
 
>
>Anyone who's STILL confused over this can call me "Tool of Satan" (the
>whole thing - shortening it will get a choice spot near the cricket
>pitch in the Seventh Circle reserved just for you (cricket is the
                                                    ^^^^^^^
Krikket is no game, it's the name of a planet that was enclosed in
his early history in a giant black cloud, then, after the inhabitants
discovered the existance of life, universe an all the rest, krikket
was the home of the well known krikket-battle-robots. These alsmost
ruined all of the universe| So, don't make fun about this |||
(btw: D. Adams was author of the BBC series Hitchhikers Guide to the
 galaxy, and someone told me, he had met some of the phythons in their
 early days.)
(would you accept this post, if it came with a nude lady? ... two ?
 ... tree ?| OK, accepted |)
 
>offical game of Hell, but you could have guessed that)).
>
>Tool of Satan aka I'm a little bit conciliatory
>
S.D.M. Trappus
From: tjk@trident.usacs.rutgers.edu (Thanatos)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Spamish repition
Summary: Spammy post
Keywords: spam
Date: 19 Nov 92 11:54:14 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPAMISH REPITION!!!!

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM <boot to the head> *thump*
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Why not "Sex for Jester" ?   
Date: 18 Nov 92 08:29:06 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <Bxtp66.8nJ@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (DAVE) writes:
>>      I don't know why the writers stoop to putting such things in, surely
>>its only to keep people reading their letters and yet you arn't taken in by
>>such smutty talk. Are you? To read a letter succesfully to the end, you
>>don't have to be titillated with little glimpses of Gina Goff's silken thigh
>>as she discreetly drops her dressing gown and steps naked onto the bathrug.
>>You don't need to see her run her fingers carelessly through her long blond 
>>hair, or watch the fine tanned muscles in her back moving lightly and easily
>>under the effort.
> 
> welll..i have seen her...i have a picture....well...i will soon..as soon as
> the freaking mail begins to work..so nyah.....i get to see Gina and you dont
I promise it will be in the mail by Thanksgiving, OK?
> 
>>      Not for you, surely, the neccessity to see her standing under the shower
>>in the fine full nakedness of a young woman of twenty. To fell the splash of
>>the warm water tingling against her firm skin, to watch her hair dampening,
>>and falling in long coils across her firm bosoms, to feel her nipples becoming
>>firm with the kiss of the shower, her body arching up into the warmth, losing
>>herself in the sensual feel of the water, pushing her thighs towards the 
>>tingle of the spray, the damp hair rubbing roughly against the soap in her
>>hands, as she covers her body in the sensuous warm glow, and feels her very
>>soul alive with excitement. Only then did she become aware of Jester's naked
> 
> damn....how did i end up in her shower??????
I guess you were either:
	1. Having a wet dream, or
	2. Trying to keep things clean

> 
> Jester aka did Gina invite me?????
I wouldn't post it here if I did, my dear.

> -- 
Gina aka why me
----
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
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From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumby humor.
Date: 18 Nov 92 11:56:38 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov17.190518.1520@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> In <5942@balrog.ctron.com> lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence) writes:
> 
>>I can't see anything!!!!!!!
> 
>>Chrymanthesums!!!!!!!
> 
> My brain hurts, too!!!!!!
> 
>>						I need a new hanky.
>>						Saint.
> Maje S nerak NURSE!! NURSE!!! NUUUUUURRSE!! oh!


I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together!!!!!!!!1
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 11:35:52 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>>>>By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>>presidentnot only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>>>a sex object for president?  
>>>oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>>>vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>>>the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
>>OH NO!!!!
>>ITS HEATHERNOEL!!!!!!!!
>'course it is... who did you expect? The spanish inquisition?
Wells, you'd been tellin me about her for a bit, and then 
*kaboom* There she was....

>>>leather aka the ultimate sex object
>>Eccles aka RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
>mnSIo kak YEAH! Leave her for me.
Eccles aka I took her with me. 
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