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From: tilden@venture.ksu.ksu.edu (Jeffery A Bohning)
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Re: Where Jed should be in the next few weeks...
Date: 30 Sep 1992 12:37:05 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: venture.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <6472@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP>, tjw@vms.cis.pitt.edu (TJ Wood) writes:
>In article <1a9i9iINN7ho@nighthawk.ksu.ksu.edu>, tilden@nighthawk.ksu.ksu.edu (Jeffery A Bohning) writes:
>
>> Jed hit KSU last Thursday. Our guess is he is headed to Indiana or Ohio
>> by now.
>
>Does the Jedmeister keep his "location" a secret?  I would think that he would
>gladly post his schedule so that we could all go and see him when he comes to
>"our" campus.  Afterall, what good is having your very-own newsgroup if you
>don't use it to publicize your "1993 Brother Jed HELLFIRE Tour"!
>
>Terry "The Terrymeister" Wood

I wish I knew as well.  I just love hearing I'm a SINNER!!! :)

JAB
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
From: rsvanc00@mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance)
Subject: Re: quit
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 02:52:31 GMT

Brother Jed maintains an office here in Lexington, Kentucky
where it all began here at the University of Kentucky. I know
about the office, I visited it, posing as the holiest slackmeister
J. R. "BoB" Dobbs, that I was "really hip into Jed" and that I
wanted to form a "Jed support group" on campus. Man, I tell you,
though Jed nor Sin-dy weren't there, the people were downright
friendly and the office had an aura of a real estate sales office.
Weird, eh? Anyway, the dude working that day had TONS of audio
and Videotapes of the Jed-ster himself, a professional 3/4 inch
VTR, a normal VCR, a reel-to-reel tape machine, normal audio
tape player and EVEN MORE TONS of TRACTS, BOOKS and ALL SORTS
of SHIT he was LOOKING TO GIVE AWAY, including a copy of Jed's
HILARIOUS BATHROOM READING/ASS-WIPING BOOK "Who will rise up?".

I guess Jed gets most of his money from fundamentalist dolts
who ACTUALLY PAY for his SHIT! THAT'S SLACK, Brother and Sister
Sub-Geni/Yeti! And all the time we thought he couldn't slack
his way out of a wet paper bag! ;-)

Special Quote:

     "Well the Man said to God, 'What's a million years to you?'
      God said, 'A second.'
      Well the Man said to God, 'What's a million dollars to you?'
      God said, 'A penny.'
      So the man said to God, 'Would you give me a penny?'
      And God, he replied, 'Yes I will........in a second.'"
          -Mike Davis, the 1979 Big Laff Off

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              RSVANC00@mik.uky.edu (NeXT Mail)
              RSVANC00@ukpr.uky.edu
              RSVANC00@ukcc.uky.edu
 
QUOTE: "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!"
              -Ren Hoek
 
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Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Re: Brother Tom, another "wanna-be"
From: tilden@nighthawk.ksu.ksu.edu (Jeffery A Bohning)
Date: 29 Sep 1992 07:32:22 -0500
Distribution: world
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: nighthawk.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <rsvanc00.717356663@mik.uky.edu>, rsvanc00@mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance) writes:
>For the past three days, we have had a visit from the
>"most super holy" Brother Tom.
>
>You can tell it's fall when you see all the nuts in the
>free speech area.
>
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>
>Randolph S. Vance
>
>              RSVANC00@mik.uky.edu (NeXT Mail)
>              RSVANC00@ukpr.uky.edu
>              RSVANC00@ukcc.uky.edu
>
>QUOTE: "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!"
>              -Ren Hoek
>
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Amen Fellow sinners!  AMEN!!

JAB
From: moocow@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Re: quit
Date: 27 Sep 92 11:41:26 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

Ooooh, could you post the address for the Jed Headquarters?  I would 
REALLY love to have it...

Moocow

p.s. and yes, if he's still here tomorrow, I'll try to find out the schedule
for JedTour '92.

Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
From: metzler@pablo.physics.lsa.umich.edu (Chris Metzler)
Subject: Re: Where Jed should be in the next few weeks...
Organization: University of Michigan Department of Physics
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:16:07 GMT

In article <6472@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP>, tjw@vms.cis.pitt.edu (TJ Wood) writes:
|> In article <1a9i9iINN7ho@nighthawk.ksu.ksu.edu>, tilden@nighthawk.ksu.ksu.edu (Jeffery A Bohning) writes:
|> 
|> > Jed hit KSU last Thursday. Our guess is he is headed to Indiana or Ohio
|> > by now.
|> 
|> Does the Jedmeister keep his "location" a secret?  I would think that he would
|> gladly post his schedule so that we could all go and see him when he comes to
|> "our" campus.  Afterall, what good is having your very-own newsgroup if you
|> don't use it to publicize your "1993 Brother Jed HELLFIRE Tour"!
|> 
|> Terry "The Terrymeister" Wood

Indeed.  It's been 5 years since I've seen His Jedness, and I'd really enjoy
another dose.
From: spinoza@next06wor.wam.umd.edu (J. Skorecki-Weiss)
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: How to get in touch with Jed for an interview?
Date: 4 Oct 92 07:09:41 GMT



Howdy!

As an editor of one of the campus papers here at U-Md, I'd like to  
interview Brother Jed. He's become an institution here, and folks get a  
real kick out of him, but no one, it seems to me, really knows what makes  
him tick. Does anyone out there in Netland(tm) have any clues as to where  
the Jedster can be reached? any help will be appreciated.

Thanks much.

shalom.

jeff skorecki-weiss
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
From: tkirby@nyx.cs.du.edu (Thomas Kirby)
Subject: Re: quit
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 92 09:40:54 GMT


     Are Brother Jed and Fred Phelps going to have the next celebrity sex
scandal?


Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
From: jmoulton@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Ana Ng)
Subject: Jed's World Tour
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 14:58:22 EDT

Ok, here's my li'l question. Jed seems to have a fondness for wandering about
the midwest and such, but has he ever come up here to the northeast? I'm 
curious if he has, as I'm sure he'd have a lot of topics to thump his bible
at up here.
If anyone actually does get the holy tour dates for the Jedster, pleeeze post
them, asap. 
Sinners like us need his help. Besides, instead of throwing his briefcase in
a fountain, we have a nice and toxic lake up here. Maybe we could just throw
Jed in ol' Lake Onondaga. I've always wondered if he'd float.
Hee. :)

-Jen
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Re: Brother Jed?
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:37:24 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

In article <BvCB79.HDs@matilda.vut.edu.au> jed@matilda.vut.edu.au (Jed Bowtell) writes:
>What is this newsgroup for?
>
>Jed

	It's for you!  You finally found us.  We've been talking
	about you for months, hoping you would join in.  Nothing
	really bad, I assure you.  Please add your thoughts to
	the discussion!
-- 
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- dgross@polyslo.CalPoly.EDU -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
	Ratio of men to women who are arrested on murder charges:  7.4:1
	Number of men executed in the U.S. since 1976:               175
	Number of women executed in the U.S. since 1976:               1
From: jed@matilda.vut.edu.au (Jed Bowtell)
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
Subject: Brother Jed?
Date: 29 Sep 92 12:40:21 GMT
Organization: Victoria University of Technology

What is this newsgroup for?

Jed
Newsgroups: alt.brother-jed
From: rsvanc00@mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance)
Subject: The return of Brother Tom!
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 20:05:01 GMT

Well, I didn't think he'd come back, but he did! Brother Tom
returned to UK yesterday in full force with a new sidekick,
Brother Rob. Believe me, it was a fun Friday afternoon, discussing
such thrilling topics as rape, incest, the holocaust, John F. Kennedy,
Bill Clinton, sinners, whoremongers, the duck-billed platypus,
J. Danforth Quayle, bellybuttons and other things!

I know now what I should have done yesterday, I should have just
stood in front of him with my hand in front of my squinted eye, going
"I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD! I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!" ;)

I hope he comes back. I really really do! :)

Anyone else who has spotted Brother Tom from the "Ohio Sin University",
please respond. I had heard from him that he was in Louisville on Thursday,
watching "two lesbos, EXCUSE ME, LESBIANS, sitting in each others lap, KISSING
and PETTING EACH OTHER!". I responded, "At least that was more than
YOU'LL EVER GET!!!!!!!"

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Randolph S. Vance
 
              RSVANC00@mik.uky.edu (NeXT Mail)
              RSVANC00@ukpr.uky.edu
              RSVANC00@ukcc.uky.edu
 
QUOTE: "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!"
              -Ren Hoek
 
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Newsgroups: alt.romance,alt.sex
From: pi@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu (Raymond L. Gilbert)
Subject: Re: Nice Guys?
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 04:43:34 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.33717.21502@ms.uky.edu> dahead00@nx28.mik.uky.edu (Zippy F) writes:
> I write:
>
>(repetitive drivel deleted)

    Repetitive? Really?  I orginally made a grand total of *one* post
here, and I only put up one other post when I couldn't respond via
E-mail, as I have done for most of the responses to my post.  I hardly
consider my two posts to be repetitive... I was merely posing a
question.

>I usually nod off right on the keyboard....   Only to awaken and find that  
>the aliens from outer space have once again left a secret message on my  
>screen that I can not decipher (Lost my Captain Crunch secret decoder ring  
>a few years back anybody else got one????) Maybe I should get me one of  
>them SO's just to stop this senseless occurance...  ARE YOU GETTING THE  
>HINT GILBERT !!!!!!!!......

    Hmmm... so it would appear that the answer to my original question
is a resounding 'yes'! I suppose I should loosen up on my standards.  I
thank everyone who responded to my original question.  Gee... now that
I've lifted the huge burden off my shoulders of looking for a woman
interested soley in physics--I don't know where to start! If I shouldn't
be looking for an interest in physics in a potential SO, what should I
be looking for? Should I be looking for anything, or ask out the first
woman I meet?

>Hoping you never have transmission failure on the LA freeway during rush  
>hour.......    Later

    I'll do my best... :-)
-- 
/----------------------------------------------------------------------------\
| Raymond L. Gilbert       | "...the present rule in computing the circle's  |
| pi@indiana.edu           |  area is entirely wrong..."                     |
| IUB Dept. of Physics     |  - Bill No. 246, Indiana State Legislature, 1897|
Newsgroups: alt.romance
From: wix@eskimo.celestial.com (Dennis Wicks)
Subject: Re: Read This
Organization: >>> Eskimo North (206)-FOR-EVER <<<
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 17:59:38 GMT

In article <1ac9rjINN7j2@hilbert.math.ksu.edu> jxh@math.ksu.edu (James C. Hu) writes:
 
>If the majority of readers of alt.romance do not want to discuss this
>topic, then perhaps the topic should be moved to a different group.
 
Or perhaps they could just ignore the topic and not post 40+ line
followups that keep propagating the thread.
From: naveena@enuxhb.eas.asu.edu (Naveena Michael)
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: How long has it been
Date: 6 Oct 92 16:46:15 GMT
Organization: Arizona State University

As a reply to the question of :

How long has it been since you were kissed by a member of the opposite sex....

How about NEVER.... Am I missing something???? 

Naveena Michael

p.s. Blame it on my cultural background.....
From: pb2i+@andrew.cmu.edu (Pamela J. Bernhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: Re: PLEASE! I desperately need you help! Help me keep this love alvive!
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:56:33 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Senior, English, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Hi,
It's very difficult when you're dealing with people who have no concept
that the world isn't Jewish.
I am Jewish and dating a non Jewish man.  What might work for you is
have her parents meet you as her friend instead of her boyfriend. 
Unless the first question they ask is Are you Jewish? you should be all
right.  Then when they get to know you and realize how charming you are,
they learn that the two of you are dating.  

Food for thought anyway.
Good luck, keep me posted.
Pam
From: dave@bradley.bradley.edu (David Vessell)
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: Re: Nice Guys?
Date: 30 Sep 92 21:55:41 GMT
Organization: Bradley University

mlb@CISCO.COM (Marcia Bednarcyk) writes:

>tomault+@cs.cmu.edu (Thomas Galen Ault) writes:
>|> Furthermore, others apparantly know themselves so well that they
>|> are absolutely certain that they will have no interest in what I do.
>
>Do you really want to go out with, let alone form a relationship with someone
>who is so quick to judge?

Find someone who doesn't do that.  Aye, there's the rub....

-- 
=========*davE*.....making the world safe for intelligent dance music.=========
                           Think twice you people!!
--------------------------{dave@bradley.bradley.edu}---------------------------
From: uwanless@mcl.ucsb.edu (Selective)
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: Re: opposite of misogyny?
Keywords: liking women
Date: 5 Oct 92 22:24:58 GMT
Distribution: na

"Men and women can't understand each other because they are two different
     races that just happen to be mutually fertile."

     -Adrienne Martine-Barnes, from _The Fire Sword_
--
************Paul Wanless "vangy"******************

"GO SYNTHESIZE A COMPOUND"
From: miles@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Derick)
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: Re: How long has it been
Date: 7 Oct 92 00:34:23 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Oct6.195423.2576@ncsu.edu> drburne@eos.ncsu.edu (DALE ROBERT BURNETT) writes:
>
>
>|> 
>|> How about NEVER.... Am I missing something???? 
>|> 
>yes, you are!

    Here is another never.  Its pretty depressing, no need to torture
those of us that have virgin lips :).
                            -Miles
From: danny@nessie.mcc.ac.uk (Danny Graham)
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: SO?
Summary: erk
Keywords: erm
Date: 28 Sep 92 15:22:23 GMT
Organization: Manchester Computing Centre

I understand what you mean by SO, but what does it actually stand for ?

Danny
Xref: sparky alt.romance:12266 soc.couples:3887
From: keithg@cnmhnet.UUCP (keith garrard)
Newsgroups: alt.romance,soc.couples
Subject: Re: SWF's & SBM's - Does Society Worry Way Too Much???
Keywords: Mixed Dating. Jungle Fever. Love is Colorblind...
Date: 5 Oct 92 22:39:07 GMT
Followup-To: alt.romance
Distribution: usa
Organization: California-Nevada Methodist Homes

In article <1992Oct2.201745.9834@unet.net.com> linda@wendy.net.com (Linda Hill) writes:
>In article <1992Oct2.163407.22314@metter.fmpmis.metter.com> virgo@metter.fmpmis.metter.com (Paul Virgo) writes:
>>For some reason, when it comes to the coupling of black males/white females,
>>more alarms and klaxons go off than during an attempted break-in at the NSC
>I see more WF/BM couples than any of the other mixtures you cite (some of
>indicates that it is the BF/WM combo that is unusual, the *theory* being
>that a relationship with a WF empowers the BM while a relationship
>with a BF diminshes the social status of the WM.
>-- 
Hey Linda, I agree with you wholeheartily, however, I thought I
would elaborate, and add a point.  First of all, being in CA, and
especially the Bay Area, you are exposed to a WIDE variety of 
intermixed couples of many varying varieties.  Yes, I have seen
many intermixed couples of black/white, both M-F & F-M.  However, 
you are right, in your observation that a BF would tend to diminish
the social status of a WM.  I come from the south, NC to be exact, and
believe me, an interacial couple of black/white composition would
get many stares, and I can also foresee discrimination of a subtle
but substantial nature being executed.  While a lot of WM's will
experiment with having sex with BF's, down there, very few will
admit to having tried it, for fear of being ostracized.  In fact, 
if a white marries a black, he/she is then considered to be "black".
However, the same doesn't apply to other interacial couples.  A white
married to an Asian is of no consequence in the south.  In fact, the
white male is looked up to because his peers think he is learning
the "ancient oriental secrets" that his asian wife is allegedly
teaching him.  Of course this is a stereotype, but it is believed
down there.  
One thing that doesn't bother white males down there, is if the
WF who is involved with a BM, happens to be an unattractive female,
then most white guys don't mind.  It really gets a WM upset though,
if a particularly attractive WF is seen with  a BM.
--Keith
From: miles@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Derick)
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: Romantic Christmas Ideas
Keywords: Romantic Ideas
Date: 6 Oct 92 00:22:16 GMT
Expires: Sat, 17 Oct 1992 05:00:00 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center


      I was wondering what some of your romantic Christmas Ideas
would be.  I'm not that great of a romantic so your suggestions would 
be very welcome.  My e-mail address is miles@expert.cc.Purdue.edu 

                                            -Miles
             
Newsgroups: alt.romance
From: ksdavis@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Karleenus Schwartz Davis)
Subject: Re: Female Size as opposed to Male size
Followup-To: alt.sex.wizards
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 00:46:00 GMT

** Levi Wallach writes:
}I went out with a woman once who said that she had a "bent" or "curved" uterus

** Keith Garrard suggests:
}Oh Yes!  It seems quite plausible, since many men have an
}equating condition whereby their penises suffer a curvature...

That would be true if Levi were talking about the vagina, but
he said her uterus, where penii just _don't_ go.

** Someone else suggests (sorry, lost the name):
}Prolapsed?

It's probably not a prolapsed uterus; that's when the uterus 
bulges into the vagina -- potentially dangerous, requiring surgery.

Ok, this is what the woman Levi knew was probably talking about.
All the females in my family have this "oddity" -- this quote is
straight from the horse's mouth, verbatim from my mother:

    Tilted uterus.  It is not a scientific name.  Instead of leaning toward 
    the front like most people, some people have uterus (es?) that tilt 
    toward the back.  It can be asymptomatic, or it can cause unusual pain, 
    cramping in the back rather than in the front (or in addition to).  It 
    also can cause some problems in conception.  Then again, it might not.  
    It certainly isn't a method for birth control.  Some people may 
    miscarry.  Sometimes they do corrective surgery to re-position it and 
    stitch it into a more normal position.    It's about as scientific as a 
    tilted nose.  I don't think it has a real name.  I have it and lived. 
    HOW did this subject come up?

Don't know, Mom, this is Usenet.  People are funny... ;-)

-sz


[ObRomance: How about when he remembers to order the Nachos Bellgrande
		_without_ the onions even when you forget to tell him?]
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: Re: Romantic Songs
From: steiner@jupiter.cse.utoledo.edu (jason "Think!" steiner)
Date: 28 Sep 92 01:31:22 EST

tedwards@src.umd.edu (Thomas Grant Edwards) writes:
> hf10@crux2.cit.cornell.edu (FieryPhoenix) writes:
> 
> <sniff!>  Yes, it's funny how the mere mention of a special
> song you shared with someone can almost bring you to tears...
> 
> And how about "I'll stop the world (and melt with you)" by
> Modern English...

heh. around here, that's the song that gets sung whenever some
(long string of expletives deleted) fool pulls the fire alarm at
4AM when it's -15 degrees F outside.

just goes to show what a highly individual thing music is. :^)

jason

--
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Newsgroups: alt.romance
From: drburne@eos.ncsu.edu (DALE ROBERT BURNETT)
Subject: Re: How long has it been
Originator: drburne@c00434-313mn.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: drburne@eos.ncsu.edu (DALE ROBERT BURNETT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 19:54:23 GMT



|> 
|> How about NEVER.... Am I missing something???? 
|> 
yes, you are!
From: tedwards@eng.umd.edu (Thomas Grant Edwards)
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: Re: First Date ?
Keywords: first
Date: 5 Oct 92 01:54:58 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park, College of Engineering

In article <BvL6Ep.3KC@news.cso.uiuc.edu> lfm54477@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Libor F. Michalek) writes:
>O.K. I'm sick of doing the same thing on a first date(movie diner).

Gee, a long time ago I had really neat first dates.  Going to a hammer
dulcimer concert.  Going to a science fiction/fantasy convention.
A Rennasaince Festival.  The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Recently, it's just been going to Bob's, or watching a movie at my place
and jumping in the sack.  And strangely enough, it's been _more_
interesting than the above.  I guess it's not what you do on a first
date, but who you do it with!

-Thomas
 resident technoshaman
 Blessed be, and Rave On!
From: dahead00@nx28.mik.uky.edu (Zippy F)
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: Re: Nice Guys?
Date: 2 Oct 92 03:58:22 GMT
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences

In article <Oct02.003754.36690@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>  
arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
> In article <BvGHHs.88y@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu>  
ttocek@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Tomas (too much) Tocek) writes:
> >>>>  I know a girl at MIT currently studying for her PhD in Physics
> >>>>  Her specilization is quantam mechanics and this girl is on fire!
> 
> Gad.  They ignite their grad students?  Never catch *me* going *there*.
> 
> >After all what good is a gorgeous girl with no brain/personality ????
> 
> <Evil grin>  Are you sure you want me to answer that?
> 
> Big Al.  Alla you do know what can happen, right?

grinning I take it about the former not the latter!!!!

"I like my men big and dumb like Jethro Bodine" - quote from unremembered  
source...   So much for Nice Guys (tm)....

Big Al keep your roomies off the computer till they get a sense of humor..
Later
Newsgroups: alt.romance