HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Rush!Rush!Rush!
Date: 7 Jan 93 04:35:30 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <86269@ut-emx.uucp>, andy@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Andrew Hackard) writes:
>at 00:45:07 GMT Paul Tomblin 
>
>at 00:50:11 GMT Rachel Perkins
>
>at 00:15:44 GMT Montykins

And, you'll notice, I was first. (Huh? Somebody mention dicksize
wars? Shut up!) In fact, if I read the References line right (fat
chance), the original article was posted 11:49 the previous day.

So it must have been read all over the world at (roughly) 12.5 to 13
hours after it was posted. What sorta weird path acheives that?

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Answer: One that involves bitnet in any way)
-- 
" 'Socks the cat'? What is this?"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Subject: Re: Add where you are to .sig file
Keywords: Where you live
Reply-To: pt@compass.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 14:26:56 GMT

In newsgroups misc.misc,misc.wanted,misc.writing,news.admin.misc,news.admin
Mike.Oniffrey@launchpad.unc.edu (Mike Oniffrey) writes:
>In article <silver.726009542@sfu.ca> silver@fraser.sfu.ca (Craig Silver) writes:

>	name@qwerty.lilon.org)...it would be appropriate and conven-
>	ient...to put your city, province/state, and country of resi-
>	dence (work, study, or from wherever you post) at the end of
>	your articles or in your signature file.

>For why any flames?  Sounds reasonable to me...as long as it's kept short :)

Why indeed!

>Call me old-fashioned and guilty of wanting to return to the ways of the
>fifties, but I find it pleasant to see the information on the writer at
>the end of the message, instead of searching for it through the header
>lines...lotsa folks edit the headers to where it's not informative as to
>location/organization, anyway. 

Yeah - after all, on some newsreaders, it takes TWO WHOLE KEYSTROKES to go
back to the top to read the header.  Far be it for us to make you do all
that work just so that we can save an average 300bytes/article == 3
Megabytes/day in our newsfeed.

>Just keep it   S  H  O  R  T  !
Or better yet - keep the redundant information out of your sig.

>Onif of UNC-TV, Research Triangle Park, NC, USA, can be reached at:       
                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Like this
>mike.oniffrey@launchpad.unc.edu
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ and like this


-- 
I'm the News Administrator at this site, and you're not!
I just administer the news, I don't make or state policy.
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Darwin, a three-time loser (was: I Don't Care)
Date: 11 Jan 93 19:46:02 GMT
Organization: st. alfonso's pancake breakfast

In article <OKES.93Jan11152945@SunLab42.essex.ac.uk> okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke) writes:
>In article <C0nv3r.FMH@vcd.hp.com> dmunroe@vcd.hp.com (Amy Buttafuoco) writes:
>| -Dave
>|									   ____
>
>              ^^^^^-- Just WHAT is going on here?
>
>And why does someone with the name Amy sign off as Dave? This smells
>like bait.


you non amurrica residents wouldn't get it. amy fisher attempted to kill
her middle-aged lover's wife. their last name happened to be buttafuoco. 

looks like she succeeded in this guy's mind...

bah.
--
		    -just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: For Sale All episodes, TEAGUE
Keywords: Faster Pussycat! Go! Go! Go!
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Wed, 06 Jan 93 14:40:41 GMT

dmf@aber.ac.uk (Darren Michael Forbes) writes:

> In article <1993Jan5.215749.851@uoft02.utoledo.edu> cscon115@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:
> >sorry to post to the whole group but mail has gone crazy here at 
> >the university of toledo.  Every time i send mail, it crashes and burns :)
> >
>    [little snip]
> >
> > - dan wedding 
> > IN%"CSCON115@UOFT02.UTOLEDO.EDU"         

Well, no wonder...  My mailer barfs on that address too!  To put it in
car terms (terms that Dan may understand...) I don't think the problem
is in the engine but rather with the nut behind the wheel.

> [Dan's glorious "My car has a bigger penis.  Really." signature deleted]

>    Dangerous .sig from Dan there, dangerous to the endangered asterisk
> that is.  The Glorious E-Type is one of the most phallic cars around, I
> wonder if there is a connection between cars and sigs.  Does Kibo
> drive a 7.2L stretched Jaguar XJ Spider with extra chrome trim and
> booster rockets?

I've heard claims that there is an inverse relationship between sexual
prowess and the phallus-factor of one's car.  This would tend to
indicate that Dan is infinitely asexual since he has the ultimate dick
car.  (The question of where a frosh gets his hands on a nice car like
that is left as an exercise for the IRS.)

Kibo does not own a car.

Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:9910 alt.religion.kibology:5673
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see?
From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs)
Date: 8 Jan 93 13:49:19 NZST
Organization: NCCOKM, New Zealand
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

In article <FRIEDMAN.93Jan5054826@nutrimat.gnu.ai.mit.edu>, friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman) writes:

>*  "Let me tell you something, you wanker, Karl Marx was a lesbian."           *> *  "Let me tell you something, you wanker, Karl Marx was a lesbian."           *

Oh, sure. Tell us something we don't already know.

		- SCHWA.
			Archbishop, Ninth Contemptible Church of Karl Marx.
-- 
			Anthony "SCHWAibo" Hobbs

"Yeah "Bob" he knows me, and he knows I'm pink
 So I'm still paying him to know what I really think" - The Extraneous Hats

hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz			DISCLAIMER: Fnord.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: Re: Frosh season again
Keywords: Does anyone else read Susie Bright?
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 12 Jan 93 20:43:06 GMT

In article <1993Jan11.202028.23836@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>
>georgie porgy...you really ought to know better than to call the above 
>followup a frosh followup...but of course, you don't. you're just here to 
>get your ego stroked. well, c'mere, piggy, and i'll do it. i hope you 
>don't mind whips and cattle prods...

Never mind Rachel. She hasn't gotten laid in a llooonngggg while. 

--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: A nice New Year puzzle.
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 11:43:17 GMT

raghu@hermes.ICS.UCI.EDU (Raggu de Maggu) writes in rec.puzzles:

[nothing warlordable]

I just like the name Raggu de Maggu.

                                                               _         __
        \ Simon Fraser Univ. / SFU does not admit to having | | >| | ^  |
--       \ Burnaby, B.C.    / opinions of its own; any that | |< | |/-\ |-
Keith Lim \ V5A 1S6 Canada / are found above are mine only  | |_>|_|| | |
From: dmf@aber.ac.uk (Darren Michael Forbes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: For Sale All episodes, TEAGUE
Summary: I now pronounce you man and sig.
Keywords: Faster Pussycat! Go! Go! Go!
Date: 6 Jan 93 10:14:08 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

In article <1993Jan5.215749.851@uoft02.utoledo.edu> cscon115@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:
>sorry to post to the whole group but mail has gone crazy here at 
>the university of toledo.  Every time i send mail, it crashes and burns :)
>
   [little snip]
>
> - dan wedding 
> IN%"CSCON115@UOFT02.UTOLEDO.EDU"         
>
>
>
>*****************************************************************************
>* .... (that cat) streched out a lazy claw and spiked a young onlooker in   *
>*  his tracks.  It was too easy.  The great cat yawned and looked away.     *
>*  - Car and Driver, (June 1990) : Jaguar's Glorious E-Type                 *
>*****************************************************************************
>*   //\\  __  _  _ ___  __  __  ___  _  _ ___      //\\  __  _  ________\\\ *
>*  // // /_/ /| / / _  /_  /_/ /  / /  / /__      // // /_/ /| /        /// *
>* //_// / / / |/ /__/ /__ / \ /__/ /__/ ___/     //_// / / / |/             *
>*****************************************************************************
>*             1966  E-Type Jaguar  Series I  (2+2)  4.2L  Triple SU         *
>*****************************************************************************
>*             Internet address:    IN%"CSCON115@UOFT02.UTOLEDO.EDU"         *
>*****************************************************************************

   .... (the Warlorder) stretched out a lazy hand and spiked the young
FR0SH in his tracks.  It was too easy.

   Dangerous .sig from Dan there, dangerous to the endangered asterisk
that is.  The Glorious E-Type is one of the most phallic cars around, I
wonder if there is a connection between cars and sigs.  Does Kibo
drive a 7.2L stretched Jaguar XJ Spider with extra chrome trim and
booster rockets?

-- 
Darren Forbes  | "Wooden mice know what's nice;    |
dmf@uk.ac.aber |  sawdust cheese and maple spice." | 
dmf@aber.ac.uk |           - The Bones Of The Moon |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Subject: <signature>
Originator: guckes@medusa
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:28:31 GMT

fc03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (Frederick W. Chapman) writes:

>In honor of the recent thread on why there is no Nobel prize in
>mathematics, and the subsequent questions probing the sexual/asexual,
>moral, etc. character of mathematicians, I have decided to update my
>.signature file.  :-)
>
>-- 
>
>o ------------------------------------------------------------------------- o
>|  Frederick W. Chapman, User Services, Computing Center, Lehigh University |
>|    Campus Phone:  8-3218     Preferred E-mail Address:  fc03@Lehigh.Edu   | 
>o ------------------------------------------------------------------------- o
>|             Ecstasy is transitory, but a theorem is forever!              |
>o ------------------------------------------------------------------------- o

Can you believe this ? "Signature update postings" ?
The world is coming to an end! (But so I said when I fist saw Kibo's sig.)

-- 
Sven@happy.year.new | DAZ: This post is BAIT[tm]. No witty followups, please!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: 110 BAUD TELETYPE WANTED (WITH OR WITHOUT TAKE PUNCH)
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 18:43:54 GMT

pgut1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Peter Gutmann) writes:

>Peter.
>--
> pgut1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz||p_gutmann@cs.aukuni.ac.nz||gutmann_p@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
>peterg@kcbbs.gen.nz||peter@nacjack.gen.nz||peter@phlarnschlorpht.nacjack.gen.nz
>              (In order of preference - one of 'ems bound to work)
>           -- Whoever dies with the most email addresses ... wins --

I hope this guy wins REAL SOON NOW!


-- 
"Maude: bored and dangerous to gnaw" - Frank Muir, "My Word"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: Architecture (Was: Architect Suicides)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 93 02:57:52 GMT

In article <1993Jan12.204409.8400@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> rperkins@strato.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>In article <1993Jan12.202048.8079@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> rperkins@strato.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>>In article <wpg=vD@engin.umich.edu> thumper@engin.umich.edu (Bob Topping) writes:
>>>
     [ run-of-the-mill warlord deleted ]
>--
>		    -just give me what for,
>	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
>      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!

He he he - looks like someone forgot to change the NEWGROUPS: line when
warlording a sig, and posted it back to the original group!

Look out, rachel!  The last time I did that, I was found dead in the
morning, trampled to death by the sig author.  (I tell ya, the fun I
had in Heaven warlording the sigs up there!)

bah.  [TM for Canada - The Rhealist] - sorry, rachel, U.S. trademarks have
no legal validity here!

   The Rhealist, formerly nadeau@heaven.com
   The warlorder who died, went to heaven, and lived to tell about it.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: jac@doe.carleton.ca (James A. Cherry)
Subject: Re: Searching for The Simpsons '93 Calendar
Summary: Some more anagrams
Keywords: dumb, stoopid, warlord
Organization: Dept. of Electronics, Carleton University
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 22:40:37 GMT

In alt.tv.simpsons article <1993Jan4.155420.7079@llyene.jpl.nasa.gov>,
felipe@larissa.jpl.nasa.gov (Felipe Hervias) signs:

>
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>Felipe Hervias                             ****  *******    ****
>Jet Propulsion Laboratory                  ****  ****  ***  ****
>M/S T-1704                                 ****  ****  ***  ****
>4800 Oak Grove Drive                  ***  ****  *******    ****
>Pasadena, CA 91109                    ***  ****  ****       ********
>email : felipe@puente.jpl.nasa.gov      ******   ****       ********
>voice : (818) 354-0582                >>> Where the future begins <<<
>fax   : (818) 393-4089
>---------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>
>
>
>

I though about commenting on the smail address, the multiple phone numbers,
the BUAF, the whitespace, the border, and the nice-try-but-dismal-failure-at-
kissing-ass-by-quoting-his-own employer slogan, but I shunned all of that in
favor of...


THE TOP TEN ANAGRAMS OF "FELIPE HERVIAS":


   10.  Verifies aleph

    9.  A peevish lifer

    8.  Eviler fish pea

    7.  He, viper falsie

    6.  Pelvis afire, eh?

    5.  Rapes hive life

    4.  Evil asp heifer

    3.  Elvish pie fare

    2.  Pelvis hair fee


AND THE NUMBER ONE ANAGRAM OF "FELIPE HERVIAS" IS:



    1.  Life via herpes

BOOGA, BOOGA!  Ha, ha!
--
James A. Cherry                                         "Deal with it, pal!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Concert: Thursday at the National Gallery
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 01:42:50 GMT

In ott.general, kiisaka@csi.uottawa.ca (Ken Iisaka (the mad pianist)) signs:
[Advert for his concert deleted]
>-- 
>Ken Iisaka               \ NEXT RECITAL  |12:00 pm, Thursday, January 7th, 1993
>kiisaka@csi.uottawa.ca     \ Produced by |National Gallery of Canada, Ottawa
>AI Lab, University of Ottawa \ CBC Stereo|Berg        Sonata, b minor, op. 1
>H: +1 613 237 6642 W: 564 8155 \ 103.3 FM|Mussorgsky  Pictures at an Exhibition

I'm not complaining about the sig, it is within McQuary limits and
everything, but I just thought this was novel.  Who says Ottawa doesn't have
culture?  We have so many classical pianists, that some of them work in AI
labs!

(As opposed to the ones who just sit around and collect Canada Council
grants)
-- 
[*] ``bah''(tm) used under license from Rachel Perkins
From: ovr@lk-hp-5.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Arcade game "Blaster"
Date: 6 Jan 1993 20:31:52 GMT
Organization: L{nsi-Uudenmaan Keisarillinen Polyteknillinen Koulu
Distribution: inet
Reply-To: ovr@snakemail.hut.fi (Otto-Ville Ronkainen)
NNTP-Posting-Host: lk-hp-5.hut.fi
Keywords: blaster, williams, arcade

In article <1993Jan6.190143.24202@sj.nec.com> bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com writes:
>In alt.games.video.classic article <C0F0Lt.Czr@acsu.buffalo.edu>
> pck@acsu.buffalo.edu (Philip C. Kilinskas) writes:

>>pck@acsu.buffalo.edu /  "Our days are like grass..." - Psalms 103:51
                                                                    ^^
That should be Psalms 103:15, shouldn't it?
--
Ott-Vill R______________________
ovr@snakemail.hut.fi
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.good.news,alt.religion.kibology
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Your help is needed! Please read
In-reply-to: troy@athena.cs.uga.edu's message of Wed, 6 Jan 1993 23:42:49 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 93 13:57:26 EST

In article <C0GHvD.EqA@athena.cs.uga.edu> troy@athena.cs.uga.edu (Troy Johnson) writes:

>This is a short request to all the users of the Net I can reach.
>I and several friends have been assembling a list of "Noble
>Rhetoric and Snappy Comebacks" from tv, movies, books, politics, etc. 
>as a hobby for sometime now and we've reached around 600 different
>quotes in all.  I have noticed the vast number of quotes to be found
>throughout the net in peoples' sig.s, quotes, etc. and I would like
>to ask for some help from all the users of the Net world-wide.
>If you have a suggestion for a quote that is funny, creative, etc.
>and you feel fits in the category of "Noble Rhetoric" or "Snappy
>Comeback" in some vague way, please e-mail the suggestion to me
>with the word "QUOTE SUGGESTION" as the subject line.  Also,
>to prevent my mail from being overloaded please, just send in the
>quotes for the next week only.  Please don't send me anything
>after that time, as I am posting to a few newsgroups at a time, a
>new set each week.  This should slow down the flow of mail sufficiently
>so that I can handle it.  I will post all quotes which I and my comrades
>in crime decide to use and we will only use those which have proper 
>documention so that we may credit the source without getting in any
>trouble.  Thanks in advance and your help is very much appreciated.
>
>Grummy

How about "It's a katana, ya midwestern computer geek"?

Or "WTFIIWTG"?

ObWarlord: Gotta love those amazingly stupid quotes in that sig that
Grummy doesn't have. Yet.

--
- Rich Holmes
"Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of
accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave
like this." -- Douglas Adams
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: SA Cable Converters
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 23:05:16 GMT

kschwab@nyx.cs.du.edu (Kerry Schwab) writes:
>positron@quip.eecs.umich.edu (Jonathan Haas) signs:  
>>
>>-- 
>>__/\__  Jonathan S. Haas         | Jake liked his women the way he liked
>>\    /  University of Michigan   | his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-
>>/_  _\  positron@eecs.umich.edu  | fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and
>>  \/    Finger for PGP key       | covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
>
> ^^^^^^
>
>Since Jonathan included his ascii rendition (barphic) of a Sociables 
>cracker, I felt obligated to submit my saltine. 
>
>--
>  _______
> [ ..... ]  Kerry R. Schwab       | Jake liked his women the way he liked
> [ ..... ]  Denver University     | his crackers: bland yet tasty, crisp-
> [ ..... ]  kschwab@nyx.cs.du.edu | tasting yet soft in the mouth, and
> [_______]  Finger for last login | covered with iodized salt.

Since I have no aversions against making a bandwagon post, I feel obliged to
render my own favorite cracker, the Triscuit[tm].

-- 
 ######### 
 #########  David M. Sweeney         | 
 #########  Cal State Long Beach     | Dave liked his women the way he liked 
 #########  bigdave@netcom.com       | his coffee:  cold and bitter.
 #########  Finger for a good laugh  |
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Glass Crusher was (Re: elevators and walnut crackers)
Date: 7 Jan 93 11:18:17 GMT
Organization: Not Noticeably!

In alt.machines.misc, <C92CAREN.93Jan6124857@kol23.IDA.LiU.SE> 
c92caren@IDA.LiU.SE (Dingbats) calls it a wrap:

>--
>    +------------------------------------------+---------------+--+
>   /      00101011 or 11010100 ?               | Calle Englund |  |##
>  /                                            +---------------+  |##
> /  CompSci Student @ Linkoping University of Technology          |##
>+                                          __                     |##
>| Voice: +46(0)13 17 71 49                ///                     |##
>| Email: c92caren@und.ida.liu.se   __    ///\                     +##
>| Snail: Namndemansgarden 10       \\\  ///\ \                   /###
>|        S-582 38 LINKOPING         \\\///--\ \                 /###
>|        SWEDEN                      \XX/    \ \MIGA           /###
>+-------------------------------------------------------------+###
>  ###############################################################
>% cat disclaimer
>cat: disclaimer: No such file or directory
>Not my fault
>Core dumped
>% 

ET, Calle Englund!
[Oh!  Sorry. . . wrong newsfroup!]

Why does it look to me as though 'Cored dumped | .signature'?

--jm
meach@bad.sense.of.priorities  | "You are bluffing - "  --x400gate.bnr.ca
                             
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-13.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: erika eleniak movie/tv roles?
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
	<C0Er9M.2Mu@unix.portal.com>
Date: 06 Jan 93 12:25:51 GMT

corsa@shell.portal.com (Eric Richard Elliott) signs (some trailing
whitespace removed to prevent distortion):
>                                                                   __
>/----------Corvair------------+---------------+-------------------///-------\
>|    ___  __   ___  __   __   |               | Multitasking __  ///        |
>|   |    |  | |    |__   __|  |  Unsafe at    | my life      \\\///  Amiga  |
>|   |___ |__| |     __| |__|  |  any speed... | away !!!      \XX/   3000   |
>|-----------------------------+---------------+-----------------------------| 
>|    Eric Elliott          Corsa@shell.portal.com       GEnie: E.ELLIOTT7   |
>\---------------------------------------------------------------------------/

Keith, your otherwise excellent lesson on borders totally avoided the
subject of rounded corners. Any comments on this?

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: jac@doe.carleton.ca (James A. Cherry)
Subject: Re: Mangled song lyrics
Organization: Dept. of Electronics, Carleton University
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 21:39:17 GMT

In <RSHOLMES.93Jan12103456@rodan.syr.EDU> rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
writes:

>In article <1993Jan11.160315.2323@ryn.mro4.dec.com> rost@tecrus.dec.com (My
>name is Brian Rost) writes:
[nasty .sig deleted]
>Anagrams of "MY NAME IS BRIAN ROST" left to the reader as an exercise.

OK, Rich, I'll bite.  Here are...

THE TOP 25 ANAGRAMS OF "MY NAME IS BRIAN ROST":

  25. Marina boy trimness
  24. Main brainstorm? Yes
  23. So, my inebriants ram?
  22. My arbiter's mansion
  21. Bony simian armrest
  20. Marinates my ribs? No
  19. Bossy martian miner
  18. My insomnia barters
  17. Mar somber insanity
  16. Briny amnesia storm
  15. Ban matrimony rises!
  14. Brain emits masonry
  13. Sonar bra immensity
  12. Enamors misty brain
  11. "Tiny bra" as misnomer?
  10. Ram insertion abysm
   9. Mob's asinine martyr
   8. My aberrant mission
   7. Brainy man's erotism
   6. Ministers: moan, bray!
   5. Mini breasts ram yon!
   4. Miry satanism boner
   3. Abnormity seminars
   2. Brain mass enormity [NOT!]

AND THE NUMBER ONE ANAGRAM OF "MY NAME IS BRIAN ROST" IS:



   1. My minor's in a breast

Good ole' Brian should be so lucky to have such a minor, methinks...
--
James A. Cherry                                         "Deal with it, pal!"