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From: CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: Fuzzy bunny peom....poem..yeah.
Date: 2 Oct 92 20:25:06 GMT
 <92273.160410WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu>
Organization: Penn State University

Sub story-5 no.7.

Here fuzzy bunny meats the greatest teacher in the world...and yes I know
I spelled it meats...

Again, imagine your favorite teacher.


"Hello is what i'd like to say,
To start the day out right.
But often as it seems to go
It ends up in a fight. ..."

maybe you shouldn't talk in poems....fuzzy said

You kids are dumb at this school
Be glad i'm lending a hand...
I am Your favorite kill the bunny teacher
The worlds-smartest-man.

Oh, please...give me a break, your not so smart..fuzzy said.

Jack and jill went up the hill
I kicked them out of class
Then I gave them 5 days each
they didn't have a pass.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick
i gave him 5 days lickety split
he chewed gum in my class
A touch of my genius will they ever grasp?

"Your avoiding me, Mr. know it all who has to put dialog in my peoms..(fuzzy)

" ah...you seen that two posts above huh...the teacher said.

"Yes i read the "KILL the bunny" part...not very nice you know...

"I was only joking....the teacher said...anyway
Fuzzy bunny took my punchlines
and  stole my master plsn
I am a bunny killing teacher
The computer-net's smartest man...

If your so smart maybe you can answer some very simple bunny questions...

Not a problem, you overgrown bunny who needs a shave...the teacher said..

Hey...I was going to shave today...i just woke up too late...fuzzy said

Quit wasting the readers time...they probably have lives to live....

Ok fine...answer these following questions

1. Why do women always have to go to the bathroom with somebunny...what do
    they do in the bathrooms anyways...

2. Someone showed my a copy of ym.(a female bunny magazine) in it they had
    all these male bunnies with long hair...actually the male bunnies looked
    like female bunnies to me...whats up with this anyway...

3. Why do women get cravings for certain things....like ice cream and pickles?

4. Do women actually believe that guys are mainly looking for sex, and after
    the first date, they will drop them like a dead bunny and go on?

5. Do I appear to be a sexist bunny, after all, it does seem like i'm picking
    on female bunnies quite a bit here...I'm not really...these are just things
    that pop up in my mind in M.I.S. buisness classes....
ok enough.....

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 |  __ _/|    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust          |
 |  \ o.O'    If you don't take it out and use it   |
 |  =(___)=   its going to rust.                    |
 |     U                        (highlander)        |
 |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^*
 |ccs105. psuvm.psu.edu. ! How does anyone know what*
 |                       ! the total actual right   *
 ************************! way or truth is.         *
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From: CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Ask Dr. Bunny...
Date: 7 Oct 92 00:17:44 GMT
 <92280.182357CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Organization: Penn State University


        Ask Dr. bunny about any questions, and Dr. Bunny will respond.

                                                By.
                                                   Dr. Fuzzy Bunny
                                                     P.H.D.,m.d.,BMF.
From: CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: SWM SEEKS BOARD: A STUDY
Date: 6 Oct 92 22:23:57 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

Here is a collection of SWM SEEKS...Every notice its not swf? Come on kathy...
er, i mean oricle, deepest and most respected, how is this so...
maybe i'll rewrite some of the posts...

 SWF seeks MGR ( male Grim Reaper.)
        Must have nice teeth and a big stick. Must have watched or seen the
movie bill and ted's bogus journey (where they go to hell). Must be very good
at board games.  Must be tall with a very nice cape. Looking for someone who
is in charge. I'll be your eternally.
                                  Millie...


Swm seeks swf for anything.
    hi...um...i'm an ordinary guy, with no job, who goes to college, who isn't
 the sexiest man in the world, who is very odd, and who has the hands of
marshmellows...(sounds like me eh?)
                                   Smitty.

MBR iso FBR
   Male bunny rabbit in search of female bunny rabbit who has nice hair i can
 pet.  Must like to pull up carrots and has sexy ears.  Most importamt. is fun
and careing and likes to cuddle. And someone who wont hop from bunny to bunny.
                                      Fuzzy Bunny


SWM ISO SWF NOW
   Hey all you pretty young things, come on over to my place so this blond hair
blue eyed babe can let you ride his pony into the deep dark hours of the night.
.I know i'm the man of your dreams.  If you don't want to write then fine, miss
 out on the find of your life...
                                (75% of the male posts on alt.per.
    and people wonder why girls don't write alot anymore....

Other suggestions......
    SWM seeks lustfull virgins who listen to every whim
    SWM seeks the oricle for kinky stuff...
    SWM SEEKS SWM into Scr (strawberry candy ropes......)
    MWNM ---Married white nimpho male...don't see any of these now do we..

Thats all folks.
   By all means...add to this list....
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 |  __ _/|    Ashes to ashes, dust to dust          |
 |  \ o.O'    If you don't take it out and use it   |
 |  =(___)=   its going to rust.                    |
 |     U                        (highlander)        |
 |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^*
 |ccs105. psuvm.psu.edu. ! How does anyone know what*
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 ************************! way or truth is.         *
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From: ghosty@terapin.com (Noah Hanna)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Anyone wanna be a pen-pal?
Date: 5 Oct 92 01:10:11 GMT
Organization: BBS

I dunno if this is thew right place to post this, but it seemed as good as any.
A friend of mine is a teacher and would like to set-up some sort of Pen-pal
service through the computer, (its cheaper and easier that way). I believe that
she is perticularly interested in someone out of the U.S. Do we have any
volunteers out there in telecommunication land? If you're willing please send
me some mail through the Net at ghosty@terapin.com and tell me where you're
from and how many students youre willing to talk to...
  __     .  .     
 /_-host (/\)riter
From: v108pxu3@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SOUTH-SIDE)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Help!
Date: 30 Sep 92 21:44:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Hello, I have seen this done before, and I hope it works for me.

I am looking for a friend of mine, whom I haven't seen in about four years.
Her name is Michelle T., and I think she is currently studying for her 
doctorate in Physics at MIT.  I knew her in Rochester, NY at Bishop Kearney
HS where she was is colorguard.  She has red hair and used to wear it short.
She is now about 22-24.

If anyone knows of/about her, or how to query the appropriate node at MIT,
please email me the information.  Thanx.


						SS
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: rzeller@brtph450.bnr.ca (Richard Zeller P860)
Subject: Re: Help!
Organization: BNR, Inc. Research Triangle Park, NC
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 1992 12:37:38 GMT

Yes it's working just fine.
From: benskp@ucbeh.san.uc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: RE: looking for email
Date: 5 Oct 92 13:41:48 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: Univ. of Cincinnati

Hi I'm responding to looking for E-mail, I am too, I just found out how to use
this fun little section of the vax and I haven't gotten any mail yet so I
thought I would send you some in hopes of a response.
           karen
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 6 Oct 1992 11:30:22 MST
From: <IBUCMK@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: RE: looking for email
Distribution: world

Making friends this way is fun, rewarding and can prove to be interesting.
The thought of corresponding far away, has been a joy.... Now you just have
to wait for responses.... and then maybe, and maybe and maybe it will all
be the way that you want it.... It has definately opened my eyes....

CYN IN THE SUN!!!!!
From: WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Fuzzy bunny update.
Date: 29 Sep 92 20:04:10 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

ok,ok...geez...ON friday will be the next fuzzy bunny story...I think....
So you guys and gals can rest assured that i will not deprive the world, or
let alone the "city" of altoona, their constitutional right not to be bored.
    However....idea and input (yes this means you kathy, as well as others)
    are needed for me to go on...think of it as my fuel...
         Ok, have a good one.
                   may ye pastures be full and hunter-less.

                                     from

                                       THe Fuzzy bunny.
                                              and tigger....
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 18:41:34 EDT
From: <KAF109@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: Fuzzy bunny peom....poem..yeah.
 <92273.160410WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu> <92276.162506CCS105@psuvm.psu.edu>

=========================================================================
Date:    3 October 1992, 18:23:40 EDT
From:    KAF109   at PSUVM
To:      CCS105
Subject: Re: Fuzzy bunny peom....poem..yeah.

The answers to some of your questions.

1. Female bunnies always go to the bathroom in groups
   for protection. You never know when there could be
   some nasty male bunnies hiding in the bathroom just
   waiting for us. Believe it or not, this is a practice
   not only condoned by, but sometimes suggested by
   the fathers of us female bunnies. You see, they KNOW
   what male bunnies are like.

2. We get funny cravings sometimes due to hormonal changes.
   You try living life as one big hormonal mass and see
   what YOU eat. Besides, it's a known fact that pickles
   are a powerful aphrodesiac.

These are but the answers to some of your questions. For
further information...please comsult the oracle at a later
time. Thank you.

                               -The Oracle-
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Fire and Flames (Rai)(mptmd)
Date: 30 Sep 92 14:33:18 GMT

>mprice@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Dr Dr) writes:
|> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
|>   "Flames are abounding this week!
> Yep, and here's another....
|>
|>   "This week I have been flamed numerous times. I might even consider leaving
|>   "the group! NOT! I mean I can handle TYGER drawing conclusions upon 1 or 2
|>   "posts being new to the net.
> Tyger's been around a pretty long time, though you wouldn't know that, being
> relatively new to the net yourself.  Insert foot in mouth once....
|> 
|>   "But Savannah get real! Do you really want to just be a bitch to me for no
|>   "reason whatsoever?
> I'd agree there's reason.  She's entirely correct: your grammar, spelling, and
> structure are atrocious to the point of appearing illiterate, and as for
> content...
|> 
|>   "I mean honestly I don't go around flaming people in fact only on rare
|>   "occasions do I have a harsh word for anyone.
> No, you generally prefer vapid tripe.  You're getting flamed in large part for
> the same reasons Catherine Manry was a while back, for using alt.personals as
> a contentless "chat" group, and moreover mangling the language the while,
> which Catherine at least usually avoided.  Whether you actually are or not,
> you write like an airhead, and you write often.  Some people get tired of it.
>  
> Michael Price, M.D.   (mptmd@uiuc.edu)
> 

oh, michael, i think i'm in love.  "vapid tripe" - sounds like a phrase either
i, or savannah, would use.  i think i prefer catherine to rai, too.

christine 


***********************************
"A mind is a terrible thing to lose...er...What I meant was, 
that it's terrible to lose one's mind...er..."
	  
NO D.Q. IN `92
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: More Quotes From Women..
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 23:20:41 GMT

In article <19ohd7INNiar@golem.wcc.govt.nz> parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>In article <1992Sep22.060418.1673@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu (William Johnson) writes:
>>
>>Oh here is a good one from a rather good quote from my triangular (one way
>>on all sides..) soap opera love lift at the moment.  The sad part is looks
>>like I am gonna be removed...bummer :(
>> 
>>"You're too good for me"
>
>
>Yeah.  I've had guys say that to me.  I reckon it's too much like hard work
>for them to be human, so they cop out with that.

or maybe just a massive lack of self-image?

>Often heard when you get on really well with the parents and they're pushing
>the poor bastard to treat you better, etc.

of course if the poor bastard wasn't treating you well to begin with,
why keep him anyway?

-bacon
-- 
= Jeffery Bacon       General Systems Hack, Michigan Technological University =
= bacon@mtu.edu, bacon@mtus5.bitnet        ph-(906)487-2197 fax-(906)487-2822 =
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Thursday, 1 Oct 1992 19:56:30 CDT
From: <U58123@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: horny


Hi, I'm an bi-sexual male who is looking for a couple for some fun and games.
I've never had that experience before and I'm looking forward to the experience

Two girls, or one girl and one guy, or two guys would be fine with me.
I'm also looking for some interesting stories about your experiences, so please
E-mail me them.

I'm really excited about this so please Hurry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                          Larry
From: JAK145@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: re: swm iso swf
Date: 1 Oct 92 00:50:48 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

hey whats up??  i read your ad and decided to respond.  i am also from abe area
drop me a line sometime and we can chat.

julie
From: arands@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Rolf Arands)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Wanted: Ladies' Perspectives
Keywords: pen-pal introspection relationship
Date: 2 Oct 92 20:49:20 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Hello.  I am new to this newsgroup, so please bear with me.

A brief background is the best place to start.  I was engaged to 
be married to a woman I thought was THE one.  Our feelings 
seemed so mutual, our interests so complementary, our outlook 
on life so similar.  She asked me to marry her.  However, about 
one month ago she decided that she wasn't sure I was the right 
man for her and that we "just weren't clicking".  This 
revelation occurred just hours after she was telling her family 
how happy she was with me.  This obviously brought our 
seemingly perfect relationship (to the outside world) to an 
end.

I am 26 years old, 6' 1", and of Swedish decent.  I consider 
myself very athletic (triathlete), very dedicated, and well 
educated (currently finishing my PhD).  I live in central NJ.  
The breakup has caused me to do some much needed 
introspection.  

What I am looking for is (are) female e-mail (no pun intended) 
penpal(s) to talk with about stuff (general, personal, private, 
basically anything).  I hope to learn more about myself, and 
perhaps to help the penpals as well.  Where will things end up?
That question will be answered if it arises.  

Please e-mail responses to:

arands@gandalf.rutgers.edu
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: >>> BAD BOY <<<
Date: 2 Oct 1992 00:58:13 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1992Oct1.173348.6644@newshub.sdsu.edu>, guest@voyager3.sdsu.edu (Guest User) writes:
>I was a bad boy last night and fucked my girlfriend in the ass as she
>screamed in pain. what should I do to make it up to her ?
>
>Bad Bugger
>

Shoot yourself in the knackers.  That's what I'd do if you were my boyfriend
and did that to me.




Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
                                      >
                                     \_/
From: aaldoubo@copper.denver.colorado.edu (Anisa Alnoor Aldoubosh)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Why I'm lame. (was Re: WHAT? Ugly guys get the women?!)
Summary: hoo booy, what's it gonna take?
Date: 26 Sep 92 05:42:14 GMT
Organization: University of Colorado at Denver

In article <Bv45uJ.AFH@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
>In article <3861@copper.Denver.Colorado.EDU> aaldoubo@copper.denver.colorado.edu (Anisa Alnoor Aldoubosh) writes:
>>WELL ... if you had any imagination, you could say something like:  I
>          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>I have plenty of imagination, thank you very much.

But not enough to take the initiative to use my example.


>Why do I have it?  I just do.  Go read up on it, inferiority complexes aren't
>that hard to understand.

Nope - but your's is ...


>I've already lost it.

There is still some hope yet ... :-)


>Yes, extremely difficult for me, sorry to say.

Yes, it is sad.

Whadda we gonna have to do to wake you up?

Shake you several times??


Come back Sam ... you will snap out of it on the count
of three.  One ... two ... three!

Are you vis us dahling??


Oy vey!!

Anisa
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Re: alt.personals may not be the right group...
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 28 Sep 92 13:02:26 CDT

In article <2664@tau-ceti.isc-br.com>, cecilw@access.isc-br.com (Cecil Williams) writes:
|> > David C Kovar aka. NETCOP EXTRAORDINAIRE lays down the law:
|> >|> I'd like to suggest that there may be
|> >|> more appropriate groups to be posting to...
|> >
|> >[blah...blah...]
|> Christine Nelson displays amazing tolerance by replying with:
|> >and may i suggest, david, that if you don't like what you read in 
|> >alt.personals, that you simply go away?  whining, such as that 
|> >displayed in this post of yours, is nothing more than an irritation
|> >to those of us reading a.p...much like the buzzing of a mosquito in
|> >one's ear.  
|> > 
|> >|>   Inappropriate postings really don't bother me that much, I just put
|> >|> subjects and people in my kill-file. But I suspect it irritates others.
|> >|>   So please consider what you're about to say before you post...
|> >
|> >yes, david, please do.
|> 
|> I found David's post to be appropriate and non-irritating, and 
|> non-antagonistic.
|> 
|> Christine, I don't like to call people names, so I'm not going to call
|> you a she-devil bitch from hell or anything like that.  - Cecil. 

thank you so much for not calling names, you self-important, bloated,
windbag.  it's so nice to see that some people have restraint.

now please, F.O.A.D. rat bastard.

christine

***********************************
"A mind is a terrible thing to lose...er...What I meant was, 
that it's terrible to lose one's mind...er..."
	  
NO D.Q. IN `92


Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.4317@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SWM seeks SWF in Syracuse, Utica or Rome, NY
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.4317@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 00:30:27 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Read this if you are a SWF who lives in Syracuse, Utica or Rome in Upstate NY:
Single White Male, not heavy, 35, graduate education is in computer science,
enjoys movies, conversation, plays, concerts, music except for hard rock,
picnics, lakes in the summer, etc.  I would like to meet a SWF or DWF
who is not heavy, a non-smoker, not a user of illegal drugs, is 25 to 35,
is intelligent, romantic and a good person. I am a non-smoker and also
do not use illegal drugs and drink only slightly. I would like to hear from
a like-minded woman who lives in or near Syracuse, Utica or Rome in Upstate
New York State.

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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.2339@cupid.sai.com
Subject: For all women looking for that special man...
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.2339@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 92 01:51:17 GMT
X-Iso: SF


Us: In our 20s, mature, attractive, affectionate, passionate, great kissers,
    love to touch and be touched, college educated, honest, communicative,
    open, direct, warm, sensitive, strong, and have a great sense of humor.

You: Feminine, sexy, daring, and not materialistic.

Me: 5'9", 165, short dark brown hair, brown eyes, clean cut, medium build,
    gentleman, not violent, and not abusive.


If this sounds appealing, please write me.  


	J 

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From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: ANY REDHEADS OUT THERE ???
Date: 1 Oct 92 01:28:23 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

In article <17652@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu> ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo) writes:
>
>Doesn't anybody want brunettes anymore?....Am I fated to be a spinster merely
>because I refuse to bleach my hair?  Jeez!!!
>
>                                           Mo
>

  Give me a sultry brunette any day.  In fact, I'd like to see Mo brunettes,
  If yo know what ah means. 
  
  You're not short, are you?  I have a thing for short girls too!  ;)

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From: arcane@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Kendrick Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai's Life
Date: 26 Sep 92 05:40:33 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:

> 
> 
> My poor luck really shouldn't surprise me by now but every once in a while I
> forget and then reality strikes hard. Turning to the subject of my car ...
> that piece of %&*#^&#^&*#!...I called the shop they said it was ready. I aske
> them if they were sure and they said go ahead and pick it up. I showed up 
> around 6pm after work, tired, hungry, and payed $200 for the car and went
> to drive home and it wouldn't start!!!!!  Life there's just no winning...only
> mommentary gratification at times.
> 
> 
> Rai.
> _____________________________________________________________________________
> "I could do it forever and ever                    Raina Weinberg
> Give me an hour to kiss you                   Memphis State University
> Walk through heaven's door I'm sure              Memphis, Tennessee
> We don't need a doctor to feel much better
> Let me in                                   MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
> Forever and ever and ever and ever"        
> _____________________________________________________________________________
> 


 NOW RAI !!!!

  As you are *well* aware, This post is in the "wrong" newsgroup! And, if 
you're not CAREFUL. you may well become the --> Next --<   *Target* for 
PuterDUDE, so WATCH yourself, girl!!!

(chuckle)

                          -< ARCANE >-

< Ok, so I'm Evil....TOP IT, babe!!!!>