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From: jpglori@srv.PacBell.COM (John P. Gloria)
Subject: Re: HALF-TIME SCORES
Organization: Pacific * Bell
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 03:39:56 GMT

In article <rlcarr.05t0@animato.network23.com> rlcarr@animato.network23.com (Rich Carreiro) writes:
>In article <1992Sep28.022819.23902@PacBell.COM> jpglori@srv.PacBell.COM (John P. Gloria) writes:
>> >Anyway, the article never comes to the network until the game's over,
>> >so it's really a waste of space!
>
>> Hey, if you don't like it, just "n" it or don`t bother to
>> read it.   BTW, that was the score at halftime....FYI,
>> some readers appreciate it.  Like I said, down a chill
>> pill.
>
>Ah.  Another one of the "I don't know anything about USENET" weenies
>raises his brain-dead head.  Typing "n" or not bothering to read it
>does NOT, repeat NOT stop it from being transmitted.  The articles
>still cost sites money to send, and take up disk space.  Of course,
>you leech off your company, so you can safely exhibit blissfull 
>ignorance about how things work.
>
>-- 
>Rich Carreiro                                  Home: (401)841-8514
>rlcarr@animato.network23.com
>uunet.uu.net!animato!rlcarr

Oh my, did the hairs of your pencil neck rise when you posted this? :-) Do I detect some hostility?
Why don't you stop "wasting" bandwidth" as well! In the meantime, Get a real JOB! :-)

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  ---------  John Gloria - jpglori@sysengr.pacbell.com	--------	
  "Fact are facts and will not disappear on account of 
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From: pc0837@sarah.albany.edu (COHEN PAUL L)
Subject: Re: PREDICTIONS for Cowboys/Eagles game
Organization: State University of New York at Albany
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 19:42:53 GMT

In article <91457@netnews.upenn.edu> sajja@gradient.cis.upenn.edu (Rajeev  Sajja) writes:
>In article <91444@netnews.upenn.edu> satish@a.chem.upenn.edu (Satish Nair) writes:
>>
>>The Eagle fans at the Vet will prove themselves to be the most obnoxious
>>bunch of idiots on the planet by throwing bottles, rocks, beer cups, etc.
>>
>looks like you dont like the eagles (3-0) sitting at the top of NFC
>east. It seems like you have been going to the vet regularly. Let me
>take a guess. You must have been to the vet once, and a bottle
>intended for someone landed on you. You are a NewYork fan aren't
>you....
>
>GO EAGLES...

I didn't realize that all New York fans acted as if they were at an opera.
I thought we were just as loud and obnoxious as any other fans, except of 
course you Eagle fans.  Lord knows you are so much better than us.
Have fun Monday night when your Beagles get blown out!!!

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From: saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders)
Subject: Re: Dallas was beaten by bad luck, not the eagles!
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Madison
Date: 6 Oct 92 18:44:38 CDT

In article <6OCT199216262371@rigel.tamu.edu> c1h3384@rigel.tamu.edu  writes:
>
>Look at last night's game, a break here and there would have turned the game
>to the opposite direction. Eagles got all the breaks --- Cunningham fumbled
>twice, and lost none. Dallas was bad luck, especially in the first half ---
>Martin's kick return should go all the way to give the Cowboys's a 14-10
>lead. Instead, he bumped with his own guy and was stopped with even resulting
>a field goal to tie the score at 10.

Give me a break.  What you are calling "luck" is execution?  I suppose
Dallas is the best team of all time, and can only lose when bad luck occurs.

>Besides, one weekness of the Cowboys was the rockie kicker. That made the
>decision at the end of the first half extremely difficult for Jimmy. At
>the eagle 33, he opted to try to draw the eagles offside on 4th down. If he
>had a more consistent kicker, he would rather kick the field goal to tie
>it. 
>
>Oh, well, I am not impressed at all by the eagles. Granted, their defense
>is the best right now, but how about their offense? Cunningham is a so-so
>QB, definitely not the most completed QB in the game, IMHO.

Maybe they are good, maybe they aren't.  But a 31-7 loss to me does not
sound like a game that could go one way or another.  What is it with you
Dallas fans that you feel the need to console yourselves like this after
every loss?
-- 

Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu
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From: Adriene_Nazaretian@QM.YCC.YALE.EDU (Go GIANTS!)
Subject: Raiders/Giants 4:00PM
Organization: Yale University Computing & Information Systems
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 14:16:49 GMT

Raider and Giants, 4:00PM at LA

24-17 GIANTS WIN! Thats my prediction.  Giants offense has been controlling 
and moving the ball.

Raiders fans, what do you say...  I dont follow the raiders much so give 
me some info on them.

    
Adriene L. Nazaretian        
Yale University              
ADRIENE@YALEADS.BITNET        
ADRIENE@YALEVM.YCC.YALE.EDU
From: v130pwbq@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (ANTI-CHRIST)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: AFC East
Date: 5 Oct 92 15:00:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Here is something pleasant to look at for once. Take a long look Bills fans
cause this is how its going to look all year.

AFC East             W     L     PF      PA       vs. AFC        vs. Division

MIAMI                4     0    109      60        3-0              1-0
BUFFALO              4     1    163      82        2-1              2-1
INDIANAPOLIS         2     2     48      75        1-2              0-1
N.Y. JETS            1     4     81     117        1-1              1-0
NEW ENGLAND          0     4     34      95        0-3              0-2

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   |  "Life's a Bitch and then we all        * Eric Orologio " Dr. O"    |
   |   get fucked"                           * V130pwbq @ubvms           |
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From: hillac@brt.deakin.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Info - Clayton and D Sanders
Date: 2 Oct 92 15:12:49 GMT
Organization: Deakin University, Melbourne

Hey anybody,
    Desparates from down under need to know 2 things
         1.  Will Mark Clayton play for Miami at Buffalo?
             If not then when?
         2.  What NFL games is Deion Sanders miss for the Falcons
             assuming that the Braves go all the way?

      Jim and Graham 
      NFL Addicts
      Melbourne
      Down Under
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From: rsmith@seq.uncwil.edu (Ross Smith)
Subject: Re: Best Performance
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 21:54:27 GMT

Adriene_Nazaretian@QM.YCC.YALE.EDU (Go GIANTS!) writes:

> John, can you post Joe "Party Animal" Montana's stats for his 
>superbowl performances. 
>Yeah, he played in more SB's, overall giving him more yards, but were his 
>completion percentages better?
>I dont have the stats, but my bet is NOT!
>Adriene L. Nazaretian        

   Here is food for thought (ie the stats you want)...
Joe Montana:
SB      Opponent          Att  Comp Pct. Yards  Avg.  TD   INT Rating
-----   ----------------  ---- ---- ---- ----- ----- ---- ---- ------
XVI     Cincinnati          22   14 63.6   157  7.14    1    0  100.0
XIX     Miami               35   24 68.6   331  9.46    3    0  127.2
XXIII   Cincinnati          36   23 63.9   357  9.92    2    0  115.2
XXIV    Denver              29   22 75.9   297 10.24    5    0  147.6

Phil Simms:
SB      Opponent          Att  Comp Pct. Yards  Avg.  TD   INT Rating
-----   ----------------  ---- ---- ---- ----- ----- ---- ---- ------
XXI     Denver              25   22 88.0   268 10.72    3    0  150.9 

Highest Completion Pct (Lifetime - min 40 atts)
-----------------------------------------------
68.0 Joe Montana, San Francisco 4 games
63.6 Len Dawson, Kansas City 2 games
63.4 Bob Greise, Miami 3 games

Highest Completion Pct (Game - min 20 atts)
-------------------------------------------
88.0 Phil Simms (25-22)
75.9 Joe Montana (29-22)
73.5 Ken Anderson (34-25)

Draw whatever conclusions you will...

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From: GC.JAB@forsythe.stanford.edu (Tony Bechtold)
Subject: Re: WHAT DID I SAY....EAGLES 16-0 (SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS)
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 22:19:10 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.155622.2368@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>,
aperkins@lonestar.utsa.edu (Aaron B. Perkins) writes:
 >
>hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!(oops forgot the caps lock)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>WHAT DID I SAY YOU NO GOOD COWPUSSIES FANS.... I DONT HEAR YOU STUPID
>IGNORANT TEXANS NOW....... SOMEONE GET MY PREDICTIONS OUT AND LETS TAKE A
>LOOK AT THEM I TOLD YOU WE WOULD THRASH THE COWPUSSIES
>THERE SHOULD BE NO QUESTION LEFT IN ANYONES MIND WHO IS THE BEST TEAM
>IN THE LEAGUE THE MIGHTY EAGLES..!!!!!!!!!!!
>IF YOU COWPUSSIE FANS CAN WIPE YOUR EYES AND SPEAK TO DEFEND YOURSELF
>PLEASE TRY...........I PREDICTED     EAGLES 42
>                                     COWPUSSIES 3
>                                PRETTY DAMN CLOSE TO ME (CLOSER THAN ANYONE
>                                                         ON THE NET)

Oh god! Here is the first one!  Lets all hope that this disease
doesn't spread further now.
Sorry to inform you, but I'm not convinced yet that the Eagles are
the best team in the league.  I'm sure their are others who share
the same opinion as I.
Your prediction was fairly close, but I hardly believe that you even
believed it was possible when you made that prediction sometime
back.
Since you claim to have the closest prediction, what would you like
for a prize? How about a victory for the Eagles come playoff time?
Lord knows the need one!

>
>                    EAGLES 16-0
>                    SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS

I assume that this is the outcome for the Superbowl?  You sure
aren't giving the AFC representative's offense much credit.
Or perhaps you are predicting that the Eagles will go 16-0 for
regular season?  You are a fiesty one ain't you? How about 16-1?

>JULIUS,BARKLEY,HAWKINS,BOL,CUNNINGHAM,MCMHAON,WHITE,BYERS,BARNETT,WALKER,
>ROSE,DYKSTRA,CARLTON,BUDDY RYAN.......
>                                    RULE THE SPORTS WORLD

Do you kiss all of their pictures goodnight everytime you crawl
under those Eagle bedsheets?

                                                 Tony
                                              GO 49ERS!!!
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From: davewood@bruno.cs.colorado.edu (David Rex Wood)
Subject: POOL - Picks for Week #6 -- NOTE WEIGHTS
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 14:50:36 GMT

Week 6
------

PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK THE FORM BEFORE MAILING IT!

Mail this form to davewood@cs.colorado.edu with the word "picks" in the
subject line.  Be sure to choose one and only one team for each game.  Mark
your choice with an 'x' in the appropriate box.  Put your initials after the
word "Initials:" (ON THE SAME LINE!) at the bottom of the form.  If you have
questions about this form, send them with the subject "fbproblem."  If you
still need to sign up, YOU MUST SEND A SEPARATE MESSAGE with the word
"signup" in the subject line.  Do not reply to this message unless it is to
send in your picks.  See the Rules/Signup post for more information.

WEIGHTS: Assign 10 points to 4 different games.
	 Assign  7 points to 5 different games.
	 Assign  5 points to 2 different games.
	 You get 15 points for free since there are only 11 games.

This form is due at 10 am PST (5 pm GMT) on Sunday, Oct 11.  NO EXCEPTIONS!

DO NOT REMOVE ANYTHING BELOW THIS LINE!

 WT  Away                       Home
*------------------------------------------------*
[  ] [ ] Atlanta		[ ] Miami            
[  ] [ ] Philadelphia		[ ] Kansas City 
[  ] [ ] Phoenix		[ ] NY Giants        
[  ] [ ] San Francisco		[ ] New England
[  ] [ ] Pittsburgh		[ ] Cleveland     
[  ] [ ] Seattle		[ ] Dallas           
[  ] [ ] NY Jets		[ ] Indianapolis     
[  ] [ ] Buffalo		[ ] LA Raiders       
[  ] [ ] Houston		[ ] Cincinnati       
[  ] [ ] LA Rams		[ ] New Orleans      
[  ] [ ] Denver			[ ] Washington        
                               
Initials: 

DID YOU PUT YOUR INITIALS ON THE SAME LINE AS THE WORD INITIALS???  PLEASE DO!

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From: gary@colossus.cgd.ucar.edu (Gary Strand)
Subject: Re: Superbowl win--> GLORY (was Re: Dangerous Dan) 
Organization: Climate and Global Dynamics Division/NCAR, Boulder, CO
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 20:38:40 GMT

an> Adriene Nazaretian
gs> Gary Strand

gs> Believe it or not, the Super Bowl is not the Alpha and Omega of football.

an> But lets face it, thats where the glory is.

  In some people's opinions. I'm more impressed with a 12-15 year career than
  a player's performance in 1-4 Super Bowls.

an> And those SB rings look mighty fine on one's hand.

  So they do.

an> And you DO go into the history books as a superbowl winner.

  Along with a bunch of other guys. Only (well, almost always) one person can 
  have a record. For example, only Fran Tarkenton holds the record for career 
  passing yardage, something like 40,000+ yards. However, there are hundreds 
  of guys who can say they've been on a winning SB team. Big Deal.

an> AND you will probably command more salary after doing so.

  Not necessarily. Rookies who haven't played a down can get paid more than a
  veteran of 3 or 4 Super Bowl winners.

an> By the way you also get HUGE bucks for commercial promos after winning an 
    SB. Lets not forget Joe parading around in those hanes undies....

  How do you explain, then, the Domino's ads with Kelly (who has two SB los-
  ses), Moon (no SB appearence yet) and Everett (who is a lousy QB period)?
  Endorsements are helped by an SB win, but it's hardly a requirement.

an> P.S.  I hope Elway makes it to the SB for the 4th time, just to make the 
          history as the most losing SB QB!  

  Well, I'd rather have a chance at winning the SB, rather than being one of
  the players who's never had a chance. I'm sure Dan Fouts would have loved
  to have Elway's three shots at the SB.

--
Gary Strand                      Opinions stated herein are mine alone and are
strandwg@ncar.ucar.edu            not representative of NCAR, UCAR, or the NSF
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From: holly@mailhub.scf.lmsc.lockheed.com (Holly Wise)
Subject: Re: NINERS WIN!!! YESSS!
Organization: Lockheed Santa Cruz, CA.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 14:01:19 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.030935.25311@PacBell.COM> jpglori@srv.PacBell.COM (John P. Gloria) writes:



>Cofer has redeemed himself....3 FG's!.......YES.

Yes, but can he do it for the next 12 games?  I sure hope so.  I was 
absolutely amazed every time he kicked.  Considering the Saints kicker is 
considered one of (if not THE) best kickers in the NFL, it had to boost 
Cofer's confidence level.  Hopefully, his confidence level will remain up 
for all the future games.  Heard he is the best kicker ever in practice.  
Needs confidence.
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From: mzimmers@netcom.com (Michael Zimmers)
Subject: Re: Will "Prime Time" be playing this Sunday?
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 01:35:04 GMT

In article <46UG03ww9bFI00@amdahl.uts.amdahl.com> ronnie@uts.amdahl.com (Ronnie Townsend) writes:

>In article <1992Oct1.142004.229334@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> hm00@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (HOWARD JAY MILLER) writes:

>>Is the Neon one going to play this Sunday against the Packers?  I know that
>>the baseball playoffs are starting on Tuesday in Atlanta, would the Braves
>>insists that Deion is well rested for it?

>Why? Baseball is not all that strenuous and Nixon is playing quite well so 
>Neon could sit and wait for an opportunity to contribute. Again not a very 
>strenuous proposition. 

Don't want to sound as though I'm trying to pick fights with you, Ronnie,
but if the Braves let Freon play any more football than their agreement
permits him to, they're absolutely on drugs.
-- 
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From: jpglori@srv.PacBell.COM (John P. Gloria)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Re: The FISH EAT BUFFALFO MEAT!
Date: 5 Oct 92 16:51:10 GMT
Organization: Pacific * Bell

In article <Meo5lDS00WDKI3U1sJ@andrew.cmu.edu> Vernon H Harmon <vh00+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>Miami   37 Buffalo  10  * FINAL
>
>From the mouth of Chris Berman:
>"You would have had to be an idiot to think Miami even had a chance
>of beating the Bills this week!"
>
>Should I take that as an insult or a compliment? Considering (as far as
>I know) *I* was the only one on this entire group that said Miami would
>beat the Bills this week.....
>
>I quote: "Buffalo won't even make it to 5-0. I think Miami's going to
>beat them this week...."
>
>:) 10q vewwy much.
>
>--Vernon.
>

Why Vernon, are you taking ALL the credit for the Bills losing?
BTW: I made a reply stating the FISH eat meat and they would
eat BUFFALFO. Please read ALL posts before making such boastful
statements. It takes away from the Miami win. Just MHO.
-- 
  ---------  John Gloria - jpglori@sysengr.pacbell.com	--------	
  Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest
  of us could not succedd.  -   Mark Twain
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From: mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman)
Subject: Re: Green Bay 17, Pitt 3
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 05:29:45 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.154026.5509@seq.uncwil.edu> rsmith@seq.uncwil.edu (Ross Smith) writes:
>heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>
>>Goofy NFL rule #341:  When a punt is muffed the team that recovers it 
>>gets the ball not where it's recovered but where the muff took place.  
>>I can understand the rule saying you can't advance a muff - although I 
>>don't see why this is not allowed at least its comprehensible.  But 
>>the team that recovers the ball should get it where they recover it.  
>>The rule must be in place to keep teams from trying to muff the ball 
>>forward.  This would seem extremely unlikely anyway.
>>JGH
>
> *or* to keep the punting team from batting the backward towards the
>endzone. This is just as likely, if not more likely an occurance than
>the muffing team batting it forwards...

But then, there is a rule against 'batting the ball' as was
called on a QB recently.

However, this rule doesn't seem to apply to punting teams
keeping a punt from bouncing into the end zone to make it
land on a low-yard-line.

I don't see how one can be legal and the other not.


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Matt Brockman              NFL: Go Steelers!            mbrockma@ecn.purdue.edu
                          WLAF: Go, Go, Glory!
                           AFL: Go Thunderbolts!
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From: jjonsson@alexandria.lib.utah.edu
Subject: FFL Opening
Organization: Marriott Library, University of Utah
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 02:13:45 GMT

The Network Football League, or NFL, currently has an opening for one owner. 
The team he will inherit is a project team, They have been playing in 
Virginia, and are at the moment 0-2. (We only have a 14 week season.) Anyone 
who wants to take on ownership of said team should hit `r' now.


Jeff Jonsson
Marriott Library System Support, University of Utah.
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Organization: Freshman, MCS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
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Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 21:55:18 -0400 
From: Erik Karl Witte <ew2r+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Jacke (Re: Green Bay 17, Pitt 3)

The 25 yard field goal that Chris Jacke of the Packers missed was the
first field goal he has ever missed from less than 30 yards, he is now
30 for 31.
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From: davem@uvmark.uucp (Dave Meeks)
Subject: Re: The FISH EAT BUFFALFO MEAT!
Date: Mon, 05 Oct 92 23:11:09 GMT
Organization: Vmark Software, Inc.
Keywords: FISH EAT BUFFALO BILLS!

In article <1992Oct5.165733.13730@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> nitin@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Nitin Khanna) writes:
>In article <1992Oct4.201453.2655@PacBell.COM>, jpglori@srv.PacBell.COM (John P. Gloria) writes:
>
>> 
>> 
>> Thurman Thomas fumbles....another T.O. (5th).
>> Machine Gun Kelly is taken out because he cannot shoot
>> his guns and is replaced by Frank Wright (WHO??!?!).
>
>As far as I can remember Frank Wright is a very capable backup.
>A couple of years ago when Kelly was injured he came in and won like
>4 games including a defeat on the Miami Dolphins in December.

Maybe I am wrong, but I always thought Frank Wright was the person partly
responsible for Airplanes (and buildings/architecture), while Frank Reich (sp)
was the QB...
>-- 
>Nitin Khanna.  I Teach Eunuchs - I mean Unix.
>Go Bulls, Bears, Broncos, Blackhawks.


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From: rsmith@strobe.ATC.Olivetti.Com (Russ Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Re: Cardinal TE's
Keywords: Cardinal TE
Date: 30 Sep 92 15:31:50 GMT
Organization: Olivetti ATC; Cupertino CA, USA

In article <1992Sep30.101049@IASTATE.EDU> s1dlr@IASTATE.EDU (Daniel L Rose) writes:
>
> 
>Who are  the  Phoenix Cardinals playing at TE?

Primarily Walter Reeves is the TE and Butch Rolle is the H-Back. On passing
plays, Rolle is essentially a second TE. Since apparently Bugel has said
he wants to play both Johnny JOhnson and Ivory Lee Brown in his backfield,
either one of the 2 TE's, or one of the 3 WR's will lose time.




Russ Smith
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