HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: maxwell@deep-13.gizmo.com
Subject: Re: Trolls lovely Acid Trip (Re: Chris's lovely Australia)
Organization: Gizmonics Institute Inc.
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 01:04:28 GMT
X-Posted-From: fnalo.fnal.gov
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

<nunn@it.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) whips out his weenie>

referring to a post by Troll:
>   In amongst the "fucks" and the "you Dingo shit brain"; he actually did bring
> up issues. Probably the most stupidist of his claims, was that of a US commissioned
> "SeaWolf" Class submarine that was a figure of his some what fucked up little
> pea brain. Now it's a funny co-instance that the US government would design a
> submarine named "SeaWolf" that Tom Clacey totally made up in his book called
> "Redstorm Rising".
[zzzzt]
> 
>   I suppose you're going to tell me that the Sealance missile exists, as well
> as Red October and Captain Kirk. I beat you believe in the tooth fairy too, or
> even Father Christmas.

....well, 'slike this barnum: Once upon a time (in WW2) there was  United
States submarine, ss-197.  She was called the Seawolf.  Unfortunately for her,
a US  destroyer thought she belonged to a country somewhat to your north and
sunk her, killing all hands.

Then this little fellow named Hyman Rickover decided, with the help of General
Electric, to build another Seawolf (SSN-575), only this time she didn't burn
diesel oil, she split uranium atoms and boiled water using liquid sodium as
the primary coolant.

(HGR decided that liquid sodium wasn't such a good idea for submerged
warships, so he pulled the liquid sodium plant and replaced it with a
pressurized water plant after a couple of years.) 575 was reassigned to 
razorblade duty around '86-87.

The new Seawolf, SSN-21 (meaning nuclear submaring for the 21'st century) was
designed to be the follow-on SSN to the 688 (Los Angeles class) vessels. Her
future is in doubt. Seawolf was on the drawing board long before Red Storm
Rising.  Clancy had zip point nada to do w/ it. 

<chop>
apply direct pressure until the bleeding stops, take 1200 ug. of Delusid [sp?]
and try again.


rigged-for-red.max
From: mark@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Mark)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Date: 22 Dec 92 14:54:59 GMT
Organization: Physical Chemistry Laboratory, South Parks Road, Oxford OX1 3QZ
Originator: mark@joule.pcl


In article <1992Dec21.124847.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <1992Dec21.095237.19808@physchem.ox.ac.uk>, mark@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Mark) writes:
> > 
> > Fuck you, disk head.  I cant be fucked to read all your article, 'cause it
> > starts of with loads mof crap.  You dont have a clue about England.  It is
> > very civilized, we have a few jerks that put a bad name on the country, but
> > whey are a minority.
> > 
> Yes, they are a minority, that's true. But your *government* defended them. 
> Or, is it your government another "minority"?!?
> 
> 	Michele
> > -- 
> > Mark 


You are such a wanker, our government does more that yours does for the country
and the rest of the world.

I dont know how you even dream of saying that my government is another minority.

-- 
Mark 
______________________________________________________________________________
mark@uk.ac.ox.physchem
Newsgroups: alt.flame.gigantic.sigs
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: SIG THIS UP YER ASS
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Distribution: wo
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 07:31:48 GMT


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    *    *    *   *    *\          The sig of the 90's . . . . .
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    *                  **  *       Almost as good as the ski geek, but no
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From: stigs@stud.cs.uit.no (Stig-Lennart Soerensen)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
Subject: Re: j: Another acronym and followup to: Re: Joke for you 10 percente
Date: 22 Dec 92 14:26:09 GMT
Organization: University of Tromsoe, Norway

Norway, the land of the midnight sun:

If you live in my country you dont have to worry about:

Being gang-raped
Being homeless
Being drafted into the army to fight for some rich oil-sheiks in order for
them to keep their mercedeses and servants
Attacked by rabid anti-abortion demonstraters
Vote republican
Become ill and end up at the street because you dont have any money
Begin at a higher education because it costs $$$bucks$$$
Being shot at with Uzis and M-16's because you are an innocent bystander
Being black (and living in L.A. and being caught by LAPD officers)
Being hispano and just because of that living on a meagre salary
Being an illiterate
Becoming a psychopath because the ruling class denies your own sexual freedom
...
And you can eat as much baby-seal brain pudding as you want!

Oooops, I think I have to lie low the next ten years or so!

Merry christimas to all yanks, brits, fritzes, frogs, mafioses and stupid swedes!

No hard feelings, ok?!!?!

Mail appreciated, I'd never been so delighted to recieve so much norwegian
bashing as I read through my mailbox today! It warms my hearth to see that Norway
isnt invisible to the rest of the world!

Obl.Joke:

There was a man whose dick was so long, than when he fucked it bent in two and
instead of coming, he went!

stigs@stud.cs.uit.no
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: Fuck me, another pizza-eating WOP!
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 03:51:47 GMT

In article <1142@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>In article <1527@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk> dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer) writes:
>> 187701458@ucis.vill.edu (JAGDEEP SAHNI) writes:
>> >
>> > >You yanks must have some fucked up sense of humour if you found
>> > >"Raw" hilarious.  I can't find anyone who didn't fall asleap
>> > >half way through - don't bother telling me that the best bits were
>> > >saved for the end!
>> > > 
>> Hey englis asshole, I find RAW real funny even if he does take piss
>> out of Italians. At least he more funny than stupid englis humur.
>> 
>Yeah well, what can I say?  You probably even laugh at your
>own posts!
>
>>
>> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>    GEEZER     | The man with the haircut from hell! | "Neither flesh, nor
>>    SCHILLACI  |-------------------------------------|  fish, nor fowl"
>> --------------                                       --------------------
>>
>Fuck me, another WOP!  This time, "the man with the haircut from hell."
>Do you have a spikey haircut like Michelle - the man who has his hair
>cut like a bog brush.  Jesus what a shithead.
>
>What's all that fish crap about?
>
>-- 
>   _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
>  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     K e v i n  W a l s h
> _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
>_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk


Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: lewism@jmb2.jmb.com (Mike Lewis)
Subject: Re: Fuck the Christmas.
Organization: JMB Realty Corporation
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 18:50:32 GMT

Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:

<Thoughtful, considered, subtle flamage deleted>

: I wish to you a good FUCKING Christmas. 
: 
: 	Michele

Merry Christmas to you, too.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: "david elfstrom" <david.elfstrom@canrem.com>
Subject: please flame me
Reply-To: "david elfstrom" <david.elfstrom@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: alt
Date: 27 Dec 92 00:24:14 EST

Hello.  I am a 20 year old engineering physics student at Queen's
University in Kingston, Ontario, Canada.  I am currently taking some
first year classes over again because I had infectious mononucleosis at
the beginning of 1992.  My girlfriend and I agreed to celebrate
Christmas/New Years together just before school starts since we both
will be spending the Christmas break in our own homes, in different
cities.  She's wonderful at having put up with me and my miserable
mononucleosis, and has helped me through some tough times. We've been
going out for just over a year. I still don't know what to get her,
though.  I would like to get her a ring, but I don't know if I should.
Please flame me.

David Elfstrom
david.elfstrom@canrem.com
--
Canada Remote Systems  - Toronto, Ontario
World's Largest PCBOARD System - 416-629-7000/629-7044
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: What a load of crap!
Date: 23 Dec 1992 17:00:03 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

Jim writes...

>What???  Look, you cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity, why don't you
>take your patronising bullshit to alt.newbie, you dickwart.  Who the fuck
>are *you* to tell *us* what to post?  You're a gelatinous globule of sputum
>floating in the toilet-bowl of Canterbury.  Now fuck off before I dig up
                                                                 ^^^^^^^^
>your dead uncle and squick his rotted cadaver, pumping briny spooge into the
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>nest of squirming maggots in his fetid skull.
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Jim.

You sir... are one sick puppy....

I suppose you practice PYRO-NECRO-BESTIALITY with Michele Dall'agata,
too. 


						leonardo (icniV ad)

Newsgroups: alt.3d
From: mcguirk@enuxha.eas.asu.edu (Dan McGuirk)
Subject: Re: TEST
Organization: Arizona State University, Tempe, AZ
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 07:11:57 GMT

In article <mbissonn.5@rcsuna.gmr.com> mbissonn@rcsuna.gmr.com (Maurice Bissonnette) writes:
>Is this allowed?

No.
--
Dan McGuirk                                      mcguirk@enuxha.eas.asu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.3d
From: culot@ghost.dsi.unimi.it (gianluca culot)
Subject: Raytracing
Keywords: raytracing wanted 3d
Organization: Computer Science Dep. - Milan University
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 14:13:06 GMT
Summary: Raytracing wanted

Hi folks,
I've got a program named Rayt for Pc compatible. The doc looks interesting
but the program says it is missing some file.
I suppose the program is Raytracing:
wher can I find out the while program whith all files?
Please mail answeres to culot@ghost.sm.dsi.unimi.it
Thanks

Merry Christmas and an Happy New Year
From: griffin@extro.ucc.su.OZ.AU (Sean McGerty)
Newsgroups: alt.3d
Subject: Terraformers
Summary: Where's the best Terraformer algorythm around?
Keywords: Tarra
Date: 29 Dec 92 03:26:24 GMT
Organization: Sydney University Computing Service, Sydney, NSW, Australia


 
I was wondering if anybody could point me to what they 
consider to be the best terraformer algorythum around, as I 
have a need to build a large number of random maps.
 
Thanks, and Merry Xmas / Happy New year to all the people I've 
played.
 
 
DrBob.
8-)

-- 
 
---------+--------------------------------------------------------------------
   _     | DrBob.
  / _/\  |
From: hwhfac@umiami.ir.miami.edu
Newsgroups: alt.3d
Subject: TESTING.............................................................
Date: 26 Dec 92 11:33:52 EST
Organization: Univ of Miami IR

HI, TS JUST A TESTING, PLEASE IGNORE.
Newsgroups: alt.3d
Subject: Looking for 3D Line info for images
From: rossw@ccu1.aukuni.ac.nz (Ross Williamson)
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 04:11:46 GMT
Organization: University of Auckland, New Zealand.

	Wireframe objects to be a lot more precise.  But I require the
info to be in text format ie
	x y z  x y z   ( this makes up one line )

Anyone have any ideas??

+-----------------------------------+---------------------------+
| Name   : Ross Williamson          | Do you remember when sex  |
| E-Mail : rossw@ccu1.aukuni.ac.nz  |  was safe and skydiving   |
| Auckland University, New Zealand  |      was dangerous?       |
+-----------------------------------+---------------------------+
|   Of course these opinions are my own and thank !! for that   |
+---------------------------------------------------------------+

Newsgroups: alt.3d
From: busey@stein.u.washington.edu (Thomas Busey)
Newsgroups: alt.3d
Subject: Sony Visortron
Date: 1 Jan 1993 01:13:48 GMT
Organization: University of Washington
NNTP-Posting-Host: stein.u.washington.edu

I just read a short blurb in Time Magazine (12/26, page 11) on the Sony 
Visortron.  This looks like a cheap VR eyephones setup.  Does anyone have 
any more information on them?  I.e. are they stereo, what is the refresh rate,
what is the technology, how easy would it be to substitute another video signal?

Tom
busey@u.washington.edu

Newsgroups: alt.3d
From: kingpin@spiff.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Joe Smooth)
Subject: Re: Random Dot Stereograms and Mindimg.zip
Organization: None
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 20:42:53 GMT

In article <BzptBE.Iwr@newcastle.ac.uk> E.Thompson@newcastle.ac.uk (E. Thompson) writes:

   A slightly modified version of Mindimg.zip has been uploaded
   to Simtel [192.88.110.20] which includes several more sample
   image files.
   It is proposed that it replace the existing Mindimg.zip which
   appears in <MSDOS.GRAPHICS>.
   For those on the net without FTP privileges, I will forward a uuencoded
   version to this Newsgroup if requested to do so.

   A Merry Christmas to all

   E.Thompson@newcastle.ac.uk


Thanks a lot for the excellent program! I appreciate all the work you guys
have done for the advancement of RDSs :)

		- Joe
From: mbissonn@rcsuna.gmr.com (Maurice Bissonnette)
Newsgroups: alt.3d
Subject: TEST
Date: 31 Dec 92 03:02:13 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: EDS - CPC Hq. - Warren MI

Is this allowed?
Newsgroups: alt.3d
From: bob@psychnet.psychol.utas.edu.au (Robert G. Reid)
Subject: DXF file format
Keywords: Specification
Organization: Psychology Department, University of Tasmania
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 05:25:01 GMT


I am trying to find a full description of the .DXF file format.

This is needed as I want to write a program to convert from the .PCB file 
format produced by Protel Autotrax to EPS via DXF.
The utility provided with Autotrax does not always produce correct DXF 
format files......
Any help much appreciated.
Please reply to my email address.
Happy Christmas!!

--
bob@psychol.psychnet.utas.edu.au
From: E.Thompson@newcastle.ac.uk (E. Thompson)
Newsgroups: alt.3d
Subject: Random Dot Stereograms and Mindimg.zip
Date: 23 Dec 92 13:54:50 GMT
Organization: University of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK NE1 7RU

A slightly modified version of Mindimg.zip has been uploaded
to Simtel [192.88.110.20] which includes several more sample
image files.
It is proposed that it replace the existing Mindimg.zip which
appears in <MSDOS.GRAPHICS>.
For those on the net without FTP privileges, I will forward a uuencoded
version to this Newsgroup if requested to do so.

A Merry Christmas to all

E.Thompson@newcastle.ac.uk
From: streb@ee.rochester.edu (Chuck S.)
Newsgroups: alt.3d
Subject: 3d files
Date: 1 Jan 93 17:28:17 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Univ of Rochester, College of Engineering and Applied Science

where are the 3d pictures on the network! images side by side in
gif pcx i have seen the grand canyon but i don't have it anymore
chuckl :)

-- 
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
=  Chuck Streb   lookin' before leapin'     = 
=                                           =                     
=  internet streb@galaxy.ee.rochester.edu   =
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From: schroedg@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Bentley)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k,alt.fan.mst3k
Subject: Re: "Adolf Hitler on vibes": "Rebel Set" reference
Date: 21 Dec 92 16:24:00 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson

In article <glassner.724644196@overture> glassner@parc.xerox.com (Andrew Glassner) writes:
>In article <1gnu3kINNrbb@agate.berkeley.edu> 
>peterme@ocf.berkeley.edu (Peter Merholz) writes:
>
>>Did anyone else get this EXTREMELY obscure 60's British music reference? The
>>person I was watching with said, "Huh?" I, of course, laughed out loud....
>>I'd be curious to see if anyone else even knows of the band's existence...
>>(I'm bring cagey, 'cause I don't want to give it away... Consider it a quiz)
>
>Yup, I'm an old fan of the BDD-DB (subtle enough?).  This isn't the first
>reference to their records I've heard.  
>
>-Andrew Glassner
>--
>-Andrew  (Andrew Glassner - glassner@parc.xerox.com)
Yep...I'm there...chalk me up as another who's heard of them.

-Bill

"And <what's his name> on the triangle...ding....thankyou!"

:)
From: donnell@tuna.micro.umn.edu (BogusMan)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Human Duplicators
Date: 27 Dec 92 17:48:41 GMT
Organization: none

For you completists out there, it should be noted that Kim Satana in "The
Human Duplicators" is the younger sister of world Famous stripper/actress
Tura Satana, best known for her roles in such MST fodder as "Astro-Zombies",
and the Russ Meyers classic "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" which has
been referred to several times by Joel and the 'Bots.

I sometimes wish that there was an "Adult" version of MST, that could
take on some of the funnier early 70's softcore films, like "Trader
Hornee", "Nude On The Moon", "Bad Girls Go To Hell", or "The Sins
Of Adam and Eve". it'd be a riot!

Have a New Year!
Pax
					--Judex--
From: rhr9081@hertz.njit.edu (Ray Rich)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: south bay area mst'ers?
Date: 21 Dec 92 22:54:47 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

>
>So, as for the point of all this--does anyone have suggestions as to how one
>would go about acquiring tapes from other viewers?
>
>Please help me...I'm new to this and I have no sig, but if i could I'd walk
>to Minnesota for the tapes
>
>Thanks,
>
>Maureen  C09615mm@wuvmd.wustl.edu

	Just ask and ye shall receive.  This is the right place for it.

							Ray T. Robot

"The extra T stands for extra...<CROW!!!>"
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Usenet Rhubarb
Date: 29 Dec 92 04:29:16 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

Okay, y'know how they say "Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb" during the crowd
scenes? Because that's supposedly a common thing that the people are
saying? Well, a couple nights ago, I'm watching Black Adder on
Comedy Central (12:30 am Sunday Morning).

In the second Black Adder series, third episode ("Potato"), there's
an argument on board a ship. All three actors are shouting at each
other. The loudest one, Captain Rum, is clearly yelling "Rhubarb!
Rhubarb! Rhubarb!"

So it really happens.

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (signature rhubarb)
-- 
I'll be in San Francisco in early January. What shouldn't I miss?
E-mail suggestions to the address cleverly hidden in the header.
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From: revpk@cellar.org (Brian 'Rev P-K' Siano)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k,alt.fan.mst3k
Subject: Gamera Film Info requested
Date: 26 Dec 92 17:53:41 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


	Okay, okay, i've decided to start preparing the Delimited ASCII
version with as many scripts, song lyrics, and additional information as
possible. A few weeks ago, someone posted a nifty Information Sheet about
the Daiei Gamera films, and I'd like to include sections in my list. Could
whoever posted it (or anyone) Email it to me at revpk@cellar.org?

	Oh, and other song lyrics and Host segment transcripts would be
appreciated, too. I've got "Tibby," and that's about it.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Brian "Rev. P-K" Siano                                  revpk@cellar.org
Servo: "Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard."
Joel:  "Why is my life messed up? Page 74."
Servo: "When will this movie end? Page 155."
Crow:  "How much money can we get out of Tom Cruise? Page 85."
                                       "Mystery Science Theater 3000,"
                                       during a volcano scene in
                                       "Hercules and the Moon Men."
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: donnell@tuna.micro.umn.edu (BogusMan)
Subject: Re: Pod People revisited
Organization: none
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 20:26:13 GMT

In article <1992Dec26.005544.6496@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bscott@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ben Scott) writes:
>In article <1992Dec19.180752.1133@news2.cis.umn.edu> donnell@manowar.micro.umn.edu (BogusMan) writes:
>>>   WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS THE POINT OF "POD PEOPLE"?????
>
>>Why, the point was that it influenced the later, and much more popular,
>>films "E.T., the Extraterrestrial", and "Mack and Me".
>
>They why was the copyright date of Pod People shown as 1990?
>
>.                            <<<<Infinite K>>>>
>

Ben, you should know that the copyright on a Film Ventures International
film is for the date that they released their version. "Pod People"
is a late 70's movie from Czechoslovakia. This is the same reason that
"Godzilla Vs. The Sea Monster" is also a late-80's copyright, but the
film was made in 1966!!!

All the film Ventures stuff has inaccurate copyrights, at least as far
as when the film was made. That's why they say "Film Ventures International
Copyright ****", and not just "Copyright ****". I seem to recall that
"Space Travellers" bore a 1990 copyright also, but that is "Marooned", and
it was made before we landed on the moon!

Happy Holidays!
Pax
					--Judex--
From: ksand@apple.com (Kent Sandvik )
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Music from some guys in space
Date: 21 Dec 92 21:13:33 GMT
Followup-To: alt.tv.mst3k
Organization: (Evil Eye Creature from Mars, Inc.)

In article <hal.58.724950508@radio.wkar.msu.edu>, hal@radio.wkar.msu.edu
(Hal Prentice) wrote:
> "Pod People" featured a great take off of "Music from the Hearts of 
> Space", once early in the film and another during one of their sketch 
> breaks.  I don't know how many of you have heard this public radio 
> program (produced in the Bay area), but Joel and the 'Bots were right on.  
> "Hearts of Space" is carried on about 300 public radio stations, including 
> Minnesota Public Radio, which is where I assume the BB people hear it.  If 
> you haven't heard it, tune in then check out the "Pod People" again.  I know 
> the producer of "Hearts of Space" (Stephen Hill) and will be seeing him in 
> February, maybe I'll take him a tape of "Pod People."  He'll probably love 
> it.

I truly enjoyed the spoof on 'new age music', hit the chord and 
keep it down for one hour, and meanwhile wait for a record deal
from a New Age record company.

And the synthesizer mockup wall of equipment was impressive, especially
when it was made of cardboard.


Kent
-------------------
Kent Sandvik (UUCP: ....!apple!ksand; INTERNET: ksand@apple.com)
DISCLAIMER: Private activities on the Net.		
"Don't just do something!  Stand there!"  -- Mystery Science Theater 3000