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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 7 Apr 92 14:18:32 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <910427m.24@ace.acadiau.ca> 910427m@ace.acadiau.ca (JASON MATTHEW MC DONALD) writes:
|In article <1992Apr6.144359.4349@news.Hawaii.Edu> tholen@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Dave Tholen) writes:
|
|>>>>> >I've told you once...
|>>>>> 
|>>>>> No, you haven't.
|>>>>Yes I have.
|>>>No, you haven't.
|>>I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.
|
|>What?!?  That was never five minutes!
|I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
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Anything to declare sir? Would you be so kind and open that humongous
box for me for a moment please? Any women clothing in it? Know what I mean?
...wink wink, nudge nudge ...

Jos aka Very Curious What's In That Box ???????
From: t9214305@phillip.edu.au (Robert Pascale)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: CLOSE
Date: 16 Apr 92 03:30:57 GMT
Organization: Phillip Institute of Tech, Melbourne

In article <1992Apr14.112142.21313@u.washington.edu>, skydiver@dispates.u.washington.edu (People have real lives?) writes:
> In article <1992Apr4.072000.18@vax001.kenyon.edu> toney@vax001.kenyon.edu  
> writes:
>> Here is a MiniHaHa from DOM(Dirty Old Man):
>> One day a young American Indian brave ask his father
>> how his parents came up with the names of his brethern
>> and sistern. His father began--
>> "Well, when your oldest brother was born, we saw a
>>  rabbit jumping out in the field, therefore we named
>>  him: 'Jumping Rabit'. Then, when your sister was
>>  born your mother and I noticed a deer running in
>>  the woods, therefore we named her: 'Running-Deer-
>>  in-the-woods'". He continued with a question:
>>  "By the way, 'Two-Dogs-Making-Love', why did
>>  you ask?"     [please note: I cleaned this one up a bit]
>> 
>>  Cheers!
>>  Dom
> Boooo...
> 
> -Cohort

A side issue to  this joke: a comedian here in Oz (who presented late night
news -- this was one wierd sort of show), told the joke above. The straight
man, from there on in was called two-dogs. Of course, the funny part of this
was that the guy was constantly called two-dogs during the course of the more
serious news items which would make the studio audience break out in laughter
just before an item about a road fatality...

It just goes to show that aussies can be as weird as the yanks anyday!

-- 
Robert Pascale, B.App.Sc, A.A.C.S, P.C.P      |     / \     | P.O.Box 8084
INTERNET:   T9214305@phillip.edu.au           |   ( O.o )   | Northland Centre
COMPUSERVE: 100033,251                        |      -      | Victoria 3072
PHONE: +61 3 4789644 (AH), +61 3 8692304 (BH) |  Whatever!  | AUSTRALIA
From: axd7104@acfcluster.nyu.edu (Aaron Dickey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: separate sleep from t
Date: 13 Apr 92 07:45:31 GMT
Distribution: rec
Organization: New York University

In article <199212.802.32689@dosgate>, "david klein" <david.klein@canrem.com> writes:
> 
> JS>Znlor fbzr fhofpevoref qba'g ernyvmr vg, ohg gur guernqf, zngu chmmyrf,
> JS>whfg cynva abg shaal wbxrf fubhyq or qhzcrq va fbzrguvat yvxr erp.vanar,
> JS>erp.rvafgrva.qribf, be erp.arj.crbcyr, erfcrpgviryl.  Yrgf gel gb fvzhyngr n
> JS>cresrpg jbeyq naq gel gb xrrc gehyl shaal fghss va erp.uhzbe.
> 
> Ha Ha.  Now, could we have it in plain English please?  Why are you
> censoring the stuff?
> 
> Dave.

It's not being censored.  It's in ROT13 format.  Every letter is shifted
down 13 notches (i.e. A=N).  Your newsreader should have a command to
translate it onscreen.

PS-- It's not a joke.  It's an editorial.
-- 
Aaron Dickey                      Bitnet: axd7104@nyuacf
New York University             Internet: axd7104@ACFcluster.nyu.edu

Al Roker Is God.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: comptec91072@camins.camosun.bc.ca
Subject: A man's best friend is his camel
Organization: Camosun College
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 21:43:42 GMT

Private Weston was staitioned in Arabia during Desert Storm in a fairly isolated
location in the desert. After a couple of weeks without seeing a single woman,
he inquired to his sergeant about some leave to get some action.
"Well, hell boy, just use the camel. Like everyone else.", the sergeant replied.
Private Weston looked at the smelly animal, drooling all over the place.
"What do you think I am, some sicko pervert?" he says.
The sergeant just shrugs, "Suit yourself."
 A couple of weeks pass by. And the pressure is just a-building in the loins of
private Weston. He again approaches his sergeant.
"Serg, you just gotta give me some leave or I'm gonna bust."
The sergeant says, "Look boy I toldya if you want some action, go use the camel.
Weston goes over to the camel. He walks behind it and sees all the fleas and 
dirt surrounding the camel's butt.
"Nope, still not that desperate", he says to himself and walks away.
More weeks go by and Private Weston once again approaches his sergeant. 
Before he can speak the sergeant yells,"Look Weston, I'm not telling you
again. Either use the camel or forget it!"
Chastised, Private Weston goes to the camel. "Well at least its a large,
furry, female mammal", he thinks.
He walks behind the camel and goes at it. After he's done, the sergeant walks
up to him, visibly shaken and says, "Look, man, the others use the camel to
ride into town and pick up girls."

He was promoted to Colonel a week later.
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Dumb Feminine Products (Was Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEE
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:26:55 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Apr14.125730.6639@oz.plymouth.edu>, michaelc@oz.plymouth.edu (Mi
ke Clark) writes:
>I have heard people comment about Frank Purdue and his "It takes a
>tough man to make a tender chicken" ads, and I have heard people talk
>about Wnedy's father Dave Thomas doing his ads, they all seem to say
>that this is good advertising.  I HAVE NEVER heard anyone say "Gosh
>that Cathy Rigby sure does skate good during her heavy flow"
>

Not surprising, since she's a gymnast.
From: indigo@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Adam Schneider)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 1-800 Number in USA for Polish Jokes
Date: 11 Apr 92 20:16:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: darkstar.32690




In <1992Apr11.130651.23765@u.washington.edu> me@dispates.u.washington.edu (My Account) writes:
>In article <44733@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> griz@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dormouse)  
>writes:
>> No, the number for polish jokes is...
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 1-800-634-POLZ
>> 
>> Try it, there is even some original ones.
>> 
>> -dormouse
>[.sig deleted]

>Interesting, because there isn't a 'z' on any US phones

  Yes, very interesting...and there's a new number for all you people
who fell for the POLZ hotline: 1-800-NOT-QUICK


==-=--=---=----=-----=-------=---------=---------=-------=-----=----=---=--=-==
Adam Schneider     indigo@ucscb.ucsc.edu     U.C. Santa Cruz     (408) 457-2172
             "Your actions will follow you full circle 'round..."
==-=--=---=----=-----=-------=---------=---------=-------=-----=----=---=--=-==
From: sly9y@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: homosexual joke request
Date: 13 Apr 92 11:39:10 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

In article <1992Apr11.202410.3159@sarah.albany.edu>, aw0991@thor.albany.edu (Airborne) writes:
> Here's a few gay jokes....
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> What did one gay frog say to the other?
> 
> Rub it, rub it.
> 
> 
> What did the first hamster say to the second while outside a gay bar?
> 
> Wanna go in and get shitfaced?
> 
> 
> What did the polite gay say at the bar?
> 
> Can I push your stool in for you?


What did one fag say to the other as they walked past a cemetary?

Hey, you wanna go get a cold one?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pope@physics.su.OZ.AU (Michael Pope)
Subject: Sheperds                                         
Organization: School of Physics, University of Sydney, Australia
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 02:57:47 GMT


And the Lord sayeth unto the sheperds

"Fuck off, this is cattle country".
From: ARL00SJB@UNCCVM.UNCC.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A Practical Joke
Date: 7 Apr 92 14:35:01 GMT
Organization: UNC Charlotte

A few weeks ago, there was a request for practical jokes.  Some friends and I
once filled up another friend's car with 29 lbs. of popped corn.  We then put
a box of salt on the top of the corn.  When our friend opened the door of his
car (after having stared inside in amazement) the popcorn flooded out to
pool around his feet, and the box of salt rode the tide and came to rest
gently right in front of him.  The best part was that the other guy with him,
who was supposed to be getting a ride home, began to eat the popcorn, and then
said, "Hey!  Where am I gonna *sit*?"  We have pictures.
 
Jean
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bianc@next19pg2.wam.umd.edu (WierdnesS)
Subject: Re: re: Sam Kinison's last words
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 21:36:05 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.024927.1@acfcluster.nyu.edu>  
axd7104@acfcluster.nyu.edu (Aaron Dickey) writes:
> In article <1992Apr13.003404.17873@wam.umd.edu>,  
bianc@next00csc.wam.umd.edu (WierdnesS) writes:
> > I saw Kinison on SNL a few years back he asked what JESUS's last words  
> > were and then fell to the ground, hitting the floor:
> > 
> > 
> > (hit,hit, hit) AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
> > (hit, hit, hit) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
> > (hit, hit, hit) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
> > 
> > ('twas 'cause o' this and some jokes about crack that the the church  
lady  
> > refused to appear next time he hosted)                     
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>                                                                 !
>                                                         Don't you mean
> that Nora Dunn refused?  And that was Dice, not Sam.
No, man, it was the CHURCH LADY (not Dana Carvy completely).  She started  
the show saying how she would refuse to be on SNL because last time(two  
weeks, I believe) he "said some naughty things about crack and Christ"
(he kissed her before "Live From NY . . .")

> BTW, SNL got so much flack from the above joke that it was edited out  
that
> same night.  West Coasters never saw it.
> 
> -- 
> Aaron Dickey                      Bitnet: axd7104@nyuacf
> New York University             Internet: axd7104@ACFcluster.nyu.edu
> 
> Al Roker Is God.
From: hammoser@ee.ualberta.ca (Carson Hammoser)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Interesting Bathroom graffiti
Date: 7 Apr 92 01:28:44 GMT
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada

A friend of mine saw this one:

Sometimes I wake up bitchy, ...

sometimes I just let her sleep!
From: heather@netxcom.netx.com (Heather Breakstone)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons wanted...
Date: 6 Apr 92 20:12:32 GMT
Distribution: rec.humor
Organization: People for the Ethical Treatment of People

In article <SMOORE.92Mar10110313@chocorua.dartmouth.edu>, smoore@dartmouth.edu (Sean Moore) writes:
> I want to start a collection of oxymorons, and I figured all of you
> humorists out there would be a great resource.  So here are three
> starter oxymorons:
 
> tight slacks
> green blackberries
> jumbo shrimp

Women's basketball.

Sure I know I will get flamed, but, what the hey?
From: pfowler@loligo.cc.fsu.edu (Paul fowler (Tim Chandler))
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: lots of license plates!
Date: 17 Apr 92 15:47:45 GMT
Organization: Florida State University Computing Center

A friend of mine (female) has this license plate:

   SO6CY
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: aw0991@thor.albany.edu (Airborne)
Subject: Gay jokes... warning, may be offensive to some.
Originator: aw0991@thor.albany.edu
Organization: State University of New York at Albany
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 23:33:34 GMT

Here's a few gay jokes....











What did one gay frog say to the other?

Rub it, rub it.


What did the first hamster say to the second while outside a gay bar?

Wanna go in and get shitfaced?


What did the polite gay say at the bar?

Can I push your stool in for you?
From: awc@mvaxcs2.cse.nau.edu (Asim Chowdhry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 6 Apr 92 23:21:23 GMT
Organization: Northern Arizona University, Flagstaff AZ
Originator: awc@mvaxcs2.cse.nau.edu



>In article <goVRiB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com> dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:
>>dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Korth) writes:
>>
>>> In <3235@equinox.unr.edu> schnell@pyramid.unr.edu (Dan Schnell) writes:
>>> 
>>> >I've told you once...
>>> 
>>> No, you haven't.
>>Yes I have.
>You most certainly haven't!
shut up and read my lips: YES I HAVE!!!

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|   \   ____\/       awc@mvaxcs1.cse.nau.edu      ,--|          |-----; 
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| |  \ \  \____/\   -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-    ,---|__|/----, 
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 Asim Chowdhry       pain hurts me." - Daffy Duck   |___________|/  
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From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 13 Apr 92 23:59:05 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <3iq6iB1w165w@goonsquad.Spies.COM> bbs.groon@goonsquad.Spies.COM writes:
>maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
>
>> In article <Pyw3iB2w164w@arghouse.UUCP> jbreen@arghouse.UUCP (Magnum) writes:
>> >dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:
>> >
>> >> dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Korth) writes:
>> >> 
>> >> > In <1992Apr08.060333.45618@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.ColoSt
>> >> > 
>> >> > >In article <dragon.702618622@camelot> dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matth
>> >> > >>In <1992Apr06.051634.41805@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.Colo
>> >> > >>
>> >> > >>>In article <1992Apr6.010309.10819@nic.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (Th
>> >> > >>>>>>>I've told you once...
>> >> > >>>>>> No, you haven't.
>> >> > >>>>>Yes I have.
>> >> > >>>>No, I haven't.
>> >> > >>>This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
>> >> > >>No it isn't.
>> >> > >You just contradicted me!
>> >> > No I didn't!
>> >> This is futile!
>> >but verrrry interestink
>> No, I am afraid that it is quite boring.
>Wrong again. This is _exciting_. That'll be $5, please.
That was never five minutes!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: me@asmodeus.u.washington.edu (My Account)
Subject: Re: lots of license plates!
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 12:39:50 GMT

[canonical post deleted in it's entirety]
I also saw one on a mazda pickup today:
    LAWNMOWR
(sounds like one, too)

Thanx, dudes...

-Cohort
From: rajain@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: >>>> Indian ethic joke...
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:12:03 GMT

In article <8dsE7DK00YVX477MwQ@andrew.cmu.edu>, rv0s+@andrew.cmu.edu (Rahul Verma) writes:
> Excerpts from netnews.rec.humor: 6-Apr-92 Re: >>>> Indian ethic joke...
> by boyd johnson@spectra.com 
>> An old one I'll try not to botch up too bad.
>>  
>> Air India advertises very reasonable rates for Coach class.
>> They don`t serve any food, but they let you walk the aisles of First 
>> Class and beg.
> 
> What Laxman tell Ram when Bruce Lee fell into the Ganga?
> Ram teri ganga mei lee.

	Good one but you forget my friend that majority of r.h readers
	probably don't read/understand Hindi.
	
	A translation is:

	Ram teri ganga mei lee = Ram, your ganga (the river) got dirty.

	(based on a famous movie title in India)


> 
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Remember that anywhere you go, well, there you are!
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
> Secretary of the CMU Computer Club.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------

Ciao,

	Rajat.
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: gary@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com (Gary Henderson)
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Organization: Lockheed Missiles and Space Co.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 14:15:37 GMT

How about

   "political ethics"?
-- 
Gary J. Henderson
gary@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com
#include <std/disclaimer.h>
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: bobk@gibdo.engr.washington.edu (Bob)
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 08:53:08 GMT

John Fischer (jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu) writes:
|
| Or, another:        "Bad Blood"

  That's only half of it.  This is the trickiest tongue twister 
  I know of:

  "Good blood, bad blood."
  ==

  Bob

Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: burtonr@qso.Colorado.EDU (Richard Burton)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: copy followup
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 20:58:27 GMT

gdkg1346@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gautham D. Kamath) writes:
>randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:
>
>>wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>Many Lakers.
>>>Danny is a faker.
>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
>Yuck, may God take her.
Suck the blonde cake hair.

Richard Burton
CASA
Coors U.
"Waiter, there's a sweet transvestite in my soup!"
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Subject: Re: Andrew Dice Clay
Reply-To: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 21:20:39 GMT


In a previous article, nhmas@gauss.med.harvard.edu (Mark Shneyder 432-4219) says:

>Does anyone know when Dice's new album is coming out?
>It was supposed to be out in March but I haven't seen it
>in stores. He's currently on tour with a really lame material.
>

   WHY Would anybody even care? . . . .


-- 
John Fischer        
Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
Cleveland, Ohio
jxf13@po.cwru.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: slagle@lmsc.lockheed.com (Mark Slagle)
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Reply-To: slagle@lmsc.lockheed.com
In-reply-to: geschwent@vax.muskingum.edu's message of 13 Apr 92 21:17:29 GMT
Organization: Lockheed Missiles and Space Co., Sunnyvale, Ca.
	<1992Apr13.151729.2934@vax.muskingum.edu>
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 03:54:22 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.151729.2934@vax.muskingum.edu> geschwent@vax.muskingum.edu writes:
			   "Adult Male"   

----
Well, speaking strictly for myself, before I grow
up I need to decide what I'm going to do when I
grow up.  Since I haven't been able to decide,
what's the point?

A less than fully actualized male of indeterminate maturity:
--
----
Mark E. Slagle                                 PO Box 61059
slagle@lmsc.lockheed.com                       Sunnyvale, CA   94088
408-756-0895                                   USA
From: unruley@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu (Kriss Boyce)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Date: 16 Apr 92 04:09:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: mcl.unruley.703397393

hunting preserve?
kriss                         
unruley@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: copy followup
Organization: NEC America
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 14:24:08 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.135453.16728@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>> Any takers?
>>Many Lakers.
>Danny is a faker.
Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.

-- 
- Randy Bullard  -    Dallas, TX randy@rss.dl.nec.com
					  Home (214)750-4934
					  Work (214)907-4463

| Have you ever rubbed your thigh with number 10 sandpaper and     |
| poured Red Devil turpentine on it?  I hate it when that happens. |
From: willegen@research.ptt.nl
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Date: 8 Apr 92 14:41:14 GMT

In article <92097.110819RMCCU@CUNYVM.BITNET>, RMCCU@CUNYVM.BITNET (Robert Chambers) writes:
> How about:
> 
> 
>    I chased a bug around a tree, I'll have his blood he knows I will
> 
> 
> This appeals more to English schoolboys (where I learned it)

How about:

The thief threw those things through the theatre

(I can't even do it right!)

Christ van Willegen
From: monson@diablo.amd.com (Steve Monson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:30:34 GMT
Organization: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc., Austin, TX

In article <1992Apr15.143500.1637@lsl.co.uk> snail@lsl.co.uk writes:

[list of oxymorons (some very lame) deleted]

>Software Engineer  adolescent dementure
>Laser Scan Ltd
>Science Park
>Milton Road
>Cambridge CB4 4FS
>England

I don't understand why these are oxymorons!

Steve
-- monson@diablo.amd.com
	The tide gone out for good
	Thirty-one words for seaweed		"The Death of Irish"
	Whiten on the foreshore.		by Arden Carl Mathew
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: olt@sparc1.isgs.uiuc.edu (Scott Olt)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Reply-To: sdo@uiuc.edu
Organization: Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 00:57:01 GMT

>>> Suggestion: alt.cascade, or possibly rec.humor.cascade.
>>> Any takers?
>> Many Lakers.
>Stinky Bakers.
Sorry Fakers.

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