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From: smith@canon.co.uk (Mark Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Kevin's fan mail
Date: 14 Dec 92 12:57:58 GMT
Organization: Canon Research Centre Europe Ltd

andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) back-pedals at a furious rate:
> Can you say "who gives a shit?"  So, I apparently have a tendency to
> miss the "n" key.  What AN anal retentive asshole you are.  Are
> you saving all of my posts?

Can you say "delusions of grandeur"?  Actually, everyone I know is
saving all of your posts, just in case you become really famous and 
important one day.  Really.

> Your point about proofreading your own "work" is well taken.  Is this
> why it took you days to reply?  

If you can find someone with a little more experience and intelligence
to explain the concept of header lines, you'll notice that my "reply" 
was posted 48 hours after your article.  Believe it or not, many people
actually manage to make it through an entire day without reading news.
You'll probably find that after your initial flush of embarrassingly
juvenile enthusiasm wears off, you won't feel the uncontrollable urge 
to check once an hour just in case someone responded to you.  Be patient.

> You know, Marko.  I think I'll keep right on flaming anybody's puncshuatshun,
> grammer, or speling I like.  You be sure to alert me to all of my typos or
> misspellings now, you hear? 

Sure.  For instance, in your follow-up to Mr Phantom, in which you
corrected his spelling of "response", you used the idiotic phrase
"I could care less", whereas most people over the age of nine whose
native language is English realize the appropriate word is "couldn't".
You also wrote "where" as "were".  It's difficult to know whether
this latter example of stupidity is attributable to your not knowing
the difference between the two words or yet another one of those
"typos" that inevitably crop up when the author fantasizes an enormous
audience desperate for another one of his little gems.  Either way,
I'm beginning to wonder if you'll ever manage to post one of your
daily dictionary flames without inadvertently revealing yourself to
be an utterly hypocritical bozo in the very same article.  Do let me
know if you manage it in another thread.

> Thank goodness, I have AN owlish little copy editor wasting his time

See?  You're never too old or stupid to learn.  What a clever boy you are.

---- Mark Smith ---- Canon Research Europe ---- smith@canon.co.uk ----
 checking it once                                   checking it twice
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.flame.spelling
From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
Subject: Re: Perot In '96 (Was Re: Test the flame)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 14:19:36 GMT
Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow

In article <exuptr.398.0@exu.ericsson.se>, exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor) writes:
|> In article <1gglj2INNbtv@sam.ksu.ksu.edu> cress@sam.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress) writes:
|> 
|> >P.S.  Yes I voted for Bush, but it's a mute point now, isn't it?
|> 
|> A mute point!  That's classic.  This will make alt.flame.spelling history!
|> 
|> MOOT point.
|>  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|>                     !!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!
|>  ObQuotes:
|>  "Igornance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
|>  "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."

Igornance?  Is that the full name for which "Igor" is the short form?

+--------------------------------------------------+
|Dave Cochran, Data General Corporation, RTP, NC   |
|cochran@dg-rtp.dg.com                             |
+--------------------------------------------------+
|"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."      |
|                                   --Lily Tomlin  |
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From: dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: The Volvo driver hates everyone's guts.
Date: 17 Dec 92 10:57:55 GMT
Organization: The Mountains of Madness
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> In article <jorngh.187.724362658@dhhalden.no> jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> > In article swibble dvp@getafix (Dave Parry) writes:
> > >> 
> > >> PS : Coronation street is a british soap that as been going for
> > >> thirty years and is a more than anyone can swallow slice of
> > >> the british working class atmosphere. 
> > >> --
> > >You think that's bad mate? You want to try 'Neighbours'!
> >                      =======
> > 
> > What the fuck's the matter with you, lizard ? You're not here
> > to make friggin' friends and allies. Go suck a rock if you
> > can't do any better.
> > 
> What do you think we're all doing here?  Do you think that we post
> because we realy hate each other?  (I think I can guess the rather
> obvious followup here).
> 
> I think you should get a grip on whatever life you have and take
> sarcasm lessons.  While you're at it you could watch some humerous
> videos to help you gain your missing sense.  I would advise against
> watching "Raw" however, this "humour" only seems to be funny to
> the clue-impaired.  Eddy Murphy will probably come on and flame me now!
> 
Damn right you honky shithead! Where the f**k do you get off telling
the world that my movie ain't funny? You can kiss ma ass you
beer-swillin, ass-lickin, wop-lovin, honky motherf****r!

A'm a baaaad man!

Eddie Schillachi
> -- 
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>  _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
> _/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Re: Too many Deep Thoughts...
Followup-To: world
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 03:10:15 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.181236.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnal.fnal.gov
(Mikey) writes:

>ARGGGGGHHHHHH! What the fuck is happening?!? What the hell am I doing?!?
>I came here to have fun, to inform everybody about how to be MACHO,
>about the DELIGHTS of life, and now I am speaking again about Politics?!?

	And so on and so forth for what seems like hours in this vein.
Well, Mikey, that's a pretty impressive list of everybody on alt.flamed
who has gone after you. If you can't take the fire damage, buddy-roo,
you don't belong in alt.flame.
	Maybe if we all went after his sysadmin, we could wipe him off
the face of alt.flame. Let's face it, needling this guy is too easy.
We need a CHALLENGE, dammit!

Tep
-- 
Did you really think I spoke for anyone else? Boy, you're gullible!
From: liz@realsoon.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: An apology
Date: 12 Dec 1992 07:52:46 GMT
Organization: WPI - so much stress we're giving it away!
NNTP-Posting-Host: realsoon.wpi.edu

>01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu 
>>JEFF WITTY
>>A.K.A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, U.S. ARMY 


I'd like to apologize on behalf of all of America for the posts of Mr.
Jeff Witty.  He's quite a dim bulb, and we try not to let him out
often.  But, you know, sometimes they get away.  We're sorry if his
posts have caused you any mental or psychological harm, or have
caused you to thwack your head very hard in total disbelief of anything
he has said.  

				Our sincerest apologies,
				Liz Stewart
				Director, Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder wing
				United States Veterans Home and Hospital



Please send all donations to liz@wpi.wpi.edu.  Make all checks payable
to "USVH&H".  No C.O.D.

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Re: Gun toting american fools
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 13:51:43 GMT

In Message <1gd1sjINN57d@clinet.fi>, korkkari@clinet.fi (Jussi-Pekka
Korkala) writes:

>*>[1] American woman are intelligent. No where in the world are there moe  
>*>intelligent women. Fact.                                                 

>BABAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! That was a GOOD ONE!

But not half as funny as your name. Now go away, and don't come back
until you can come up with a better flame than "That was a GOOD ONE!"

Oh, and a memo to Mikey dall'Igator: have you been drinking again? Your
posts are even less coherent than usual. I hope you get some help soon.
I mean, it's bad enough your brain is lacking; I sure don't want your
liver to go too.

Tep
-- 
Did you really think I spoke for anyone else? Boy, you're gullible!
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: for the little ghost
Date: 12 Dec 92 02:47:52 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec11.202141.1@acad.drake.edu>, vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
> 
> You continue to have this fantasy... and all from text on a screen... I would
> hate to see you in a bar... I feel for the women (and men) of Chicago!
> 
> --The Phantom


You would hate to see me in a bar, just because there would be no more 
women for you, beattlejuice.

	Michele

P.S.	What do you feel for the MEN of Chicago? I thought that you were...
	(let me find a word) Different! But now I am really sure!
From: 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: OOPS! Mistake caused by fear of British woman-ALL UGLY DOGS!
Date: 11 Dec 92 20:14:19 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

JUST SO YOU ASSHOLES FROM BRITAIN KNOW, YES I DID MISSPELL MY
LAST TITLE. FLAME ME IF YOU WISH, IT WOULD MAKE NO SENCE BACAUSE
I FOUND MY MISTAKE....THESE COMPUTER TERMINALS ARE SHIT! MUST BE
MADE IN BRITIAN.

JEFF WITTY
A.K.A. THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, U.S. ARMY
(Yes you do need a high school degree to enlist and a 4 year university
degree to become an officer, such as i am in the process of doing)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Subject: Re: xmas
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:06:00 GMT

leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt) writes:
>mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin M. Gladstone) writes:
>>To all my dear friends, happy winter solstice.  And if you're
>>superstitious:
>>
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>>and crappy gyear.
>            ^^^^^ What the!....

Think hard, it's obscure, but the reference is there.

>	Yo! Mel....
>
>When is the last time anybody said "Mery 'X'-mas" to you...

You try writing CHRISTMAS in 25pt square shadow tile font and fit it
in 80 columns.

>I'm sure, never.... With-holding religion from this conversation...
>It's CHRISTMAS..not XMAS...Anybody who uses XMAS deserves a lump of
>coal from Santa Claus...Being that this is alt.flame, I'm sure that
>some of you can use this coal to fire up the lame flames of late...
>
>Warmet wishes to all....
What are "warmet" wishes?  Ha ha ha ha, oh god sometimes I kill me.
>	.......Happy Holidays....
>		.....most of all, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
>
> [Butt-ugly sig (no offense) deleted]

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Re: Poor Michele, stuck in the Middle Ages...
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 23:50:33 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.171638.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov
(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:

>[1] I do not hate American women. I tend to be a gentleman, but I am
>feminist and I post in alt.flame. So, if I piss off guys, I do not see
>any reason to do not piss off women here (they do with us, too).

	Michele, pissing off women is one thing. Sexually belittling
them is another. Know the difference. You can't be a feminist just by
calling yourself one.

>[2] There are no notions and no rules about how to treat women. We
>have just to be the way we are. Maybe, my way can seem prehistoric and
>disgusting to you, but you are not a women, you can't judge. Many women
>like the cute, nice guys. Many others of them like the macho-style guys.
>I prefer the second kind of women, they DO flame more than the first, I
>do not care if somebody else do not like the way I behave.

	No, I can't judge as a woman, but I can listen to women and try
to be supportive of their concerns. You'd be surprised how sexy women
find being treated as intellectual and social equals. There's a lot more
to impressing women than wearing black bikini briefs. Lots more.

>[3] I tell you what many girls, from different countries told me:
>
                       >*Women like assholes*
>
>It is not a rule. It works with them, not always, but it does works.

	My girlfriend told me that one also, but she kindly finished her
sentence for me. It goes, "Women like assholes, but it's the kind,
loving men who'll get them in the end." Don't try to justify putting
them down, Michele. You'll only dig yourself in deeper.

	Okay, folks, soapbox mode off. It's safe to come out now.

Tep--who learned everything he knows about being a superior lover from
	the finest women in the world
-- 
Did you really think I spoke for anyone else? Boy, you're gullible!
From: king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Phantom's ancestry
Date: 15 Dec 92 18:12:27 GMT
Organization: Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine

In article <1992Dec14.123835.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>In article <1992Dec13.024640.589@tdb.uu.se>, t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson) writes:
>> Personally, I prefer beautiful, blonde, brainless Swedish/
>
>Well.. they say you fall in love with women most like your mother....

One would be led to suppose that you will then fall in love with a baboon,
or some other lesser primate.

My apologies to any baboons who may be offended by the above remark. Given
the Phantom's cowardice, it is more likely that its ancestry lies in the
invertebrate world.

-- 
                       Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
     ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Michelle gets fired.
Date: 16 Dec 92 11:27:46 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec13.164639.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <Bz7wzr.4nv@cs.psu.edu>, krobinso@orchid.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
> > Further
> > misbehavior will result in effective actions from the Department of
> > Information.
> > 
> > K e n   R o b i n s o n
> 
> I do not give a shit. Not anymore.
> 
Why is that, Michelle?  Is it because you just got the sack and are
"working" out your notice period.

If you'd done a better job of cleaning the toilets and washed the shit
out of your hair every now and again, naybe you would still have a job.

Ah well, I suppose you could always get a job working as a delivery
girl for Pizza Hut; that's if you can deliver it all without being
tempted to take a bite.

-- 
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From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Forget Nationalism, Flame Stupidity. [Was Re: Thanks giving day]
Summary: Flamers of all nations, UNITE!
Date: 11 Dec 92 07:44:02 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

(Michele Dall'Agata) replies to Liz in heavily accented text:
>Yes, you are right. That's a good point. I am really sad for what your 
>ancestors did to Native Americans. Seriously. That's why I am not sure that 
>we did not make any mistake telling Europe that there was a "new" continent.
>That's why, still beliving that USA is a fun, free enough country, I do not 
>like when americans speak about freedom, I do not like when they flame against 
>the fucking british. Most of naturalized americans are just the sons and 
>daughters of the asshole-queen-british that came here with boats full of 
>africans to put them in slavery, and killed many Native Americans. 
>The discover of America has been for the italians a proof that the world is 
>round, not flat. It has been a way to show to the F... pope that he was NOT 
>*always* right. For british, it has been a way to blow out their violence.


OK, Hold it right there Pizza-boy and git down offen that there high 
horse of y'orn.

How far do we get to go back to discussing the atrocities of our forefathers, 
Mikie?  And what of your Roman forefathers with their slave-trading practices,
brutal conquests and subjugations?

Fact is, anchovy-breath, ALL nations and all races have skeletons like these
in their closets.  It's a tough world.

The truth is, I don't flame the British because they're British.  I don't 
flame you because you're Italian.  I flame the British because Wailing Walsh
and J.ust S.tupid Graley are British.  Similarly, I flame Italians because
you, Mike, are Italian.  The nationalism is just a convenient vehicle for 
flaming idiots of particular nationalities.

To put it in pidgin english you'll understand, Mike:

		   I like flame MORONS.

And you, Mike, are without a doubt, a moron.

Cia, baby.

-- Andy


  P.S.  If it makes you feel any better, you're probably NOT a 
	bigger moron than either of the aforementioned British individuals.
        But keep trying.  As Walsh demonstrates, excessive practice can
	help in perfecting stupidity.
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: net.snobs  [was Re: British Empire Loyalists]
Date: 19 Dec 92 16:02:40 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


Yegads!!!.....

	
	Michele is angry...




		Piss off whiner!....



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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: A little posting Decorum (was Re:BAD NEWS YOU PSSANTS)
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 20:20:36 GMT

In article <Bz556G.4G5@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:

> You are living proof.  My head hurts already.

There is a reason for that. And if you keep up at the pace you're going at, you
may go blind.

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: to jbm14@jaguar w./ pity
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 22:31:06 GMT

In article <LAUNCE.92Dec11115850@medusa.med.utah.edu>, launce@medusa.med.utah.edu (Tri-Ungulate) writes:
> Nah, Rush is just a symptom. A particularly chancrous symptom, yes,
> but still only a symptom.  You don't happen to worship the airwaves he
> transmits over, do you?  The Republican party -- yeah they can
> shoulder a fair share of the blame, although not exclusively.

Whine.

> Swedish women *do* have their charms.  

Dream.
 
> I never said that it was.  I happen to be happy with my work here, but
> why should you (or anybody else) care?  And what if I *did* happen to
> graduate from an "Ivy" once upon a time (as if it matters)?  Point is,
> I couldn't care less about "school spirit" or regionalism, but little
> Trooler seems to be quite sensitive about these topics - not
> surprising for a whining, insular little frosh.

Whine. Whine.
 
> Well I'm happy to play Mr. Kettle to you, Mr. Pot.  Of course I could
> spend my entire posts with FUCKIN' SHIT SMEGMA-BREATH COCKSUCKER
> ASSHOLE JISM etc. etc. and maybe you'd get some gratuitous pleasure
> from that.  Read Graley or Walsh or BUR if that's your cup of tea.
> I've already killfiled them.  You *do* know what killfiles are for
> don't you?

Whine. Whine. Whine. 

> So what?  Alt.flame's not a full-time job, as it appears to be to you,
> Mr. Alt.flame.arbiter. 

Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine.
     
> Liberal shmiberal.  How silly of you to conveeeeniently pigeonhole me
> simply for flaming Trool's patently racist statements.

Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine. 

> Didn't you have a TV show once upon a time?  Or was that radio?

You have an amazing grasp at non-culture. 

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: US MARINES Blows it in Norway (was Re: sniff!!!)
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 19:23:16 GMT

In article <jorngh.169.724167327@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:

> THE US MARINES ARE A FUCKIN' JOKE !!! I can say this out of
> *personal* experience. This summer I  finnished my military
> service in the norwegian army (infantry) and in march/april
> there was an international military operation called TEAMWORK 92
> (yearly event in northern Norway).

Ah yes, THE MIGHTY ARMY OF NORWAY!!! ME JORN, BIG TREE! ME TAKEUM BAD AMERICAN!
Yes, I'm sure the US committed its finest troops to do battle with Norway and
the Dutch. I know how prized this mighty trophy must be! Get a grip Beatmaster.
You managed to beat the piss out of the people who joined the army to be a
journalist or something and the US sent them to a foreign land so they would get
some sort of military gratification. We of the US usually refer to these sort
of people as "pencil necked geeks" who joined the army to stop having their
lunch money stoled from them.

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame