From: tvechins@eng.auburn.edu (Toni R. Vechinski)
Subject: Re: FOOD FIGHT
Organization: Auburn University Engineering
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 14:07:25 GMT

Shadowette runs up to Rat behind the Vat-O-Chocolate and says

"Hi, my rascally rodent."  (no insult intended)

As she rises slightly to peer over the edge of the Vat to see if anyone
is carelessly nearby, she says,

"Where do I get these wonderful toys, you ask?  Why, it's all in the 
cape of course.  Whatever I need, all I have to do is reach in and...
Presto....it's there at my fingertips.  Convienent, huh?  Maybe I can
order one for you.....Ahhhh."  

Shadowette ducks as a stream of Orange Juice goes whizzing by.

"Well, that will just have to wait until after this is over.  Hey, LOOK.
Here comes Sean.  Hmmm, I think he is headed over towards Cheshire who
is still stuck to the floor.  Cheshire is a good friend of mine.  What
say we help him, Rat?" 

A very sly smirk comes across her face and she glances over at Rat.

"What d'ya think, Rat?  I think this calls for a three-layer Chocolate-
Raspberry Bash Cake that is just OOOOOOOZing with extra raspberries.  
Would you like the honors........" she says as she lifts up her cape.

"Gosh do you really mean it, Shadowette?" --Rat exclaims.  Wide-eyed
he reaches inside her cape and pulls out a FOUR-layer Chocolate-Raspberry
Bash Cake that is OOOOOOOZing with extra raspberries.  In awe, Rat hands
it over to Shadowette.

"Even *better*!  You're right, this definitely calls for a FOUR-layer.
Good work, Rat!" --exclaims Shadowette.  Having learned fron the apple
pie episode, Shadowette peers around the corner of the Vat.

"Hmmmm, we need a little something else, too," ponders the Shadowette.

With that, she reaches within her cape to pull out her ACME Super
Accelerator Y23E56s Extra Chocolatey, Chocolate Milk Dispenser.

"How *DO* you do that, Shadowette?" --cries Rat.

Disregarding the question for the time, she hands it over to Rat.
"Here, take it, it's yours.....you can use it where ever you wish.....
however, you can never use it on a fellow shadow dweller.....if you
do you will have to suffer the consequences....understand?  OK, are you
ready my merciless muskrat?" 

Rat nods, and with that, turns the knob on his Super Accelerator Y23E56s
Extra Chocolatey, Chocolate Milk Dispenser to "Full Stream-Absolutely,
Positively No Mercy."

Just as Sean is about to run past them, Shadowette holds up the C-R Bash
covering Sean's entire upper torso in chocolate and raspberries.  He slips
and falls and Rat aims his Dispenser and shoots, propelling Sean across 
the floor.  Sean passes what looks to be like a Mississippi Mud Cat, 
a still honey-popcorn-butter covered Dream and stops right beside Cheshire
who has finally unstuck himself.

"He's all yours, Cheshire, you romantic feline!  You're the best!" --hollers
Shadowette with a wave to Cheshire.



                         ...........The Shadowette.................

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