HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
Originator: bbooth@bcrks6
Reply-To: bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth)
Organization: BNR, Ottawa, ON, Canada
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:34:45 GMT


an1840@anon.penet.fi writes:
> you dumb fucks!!  MWM seeks *WF for fun...or whatever!! fuck you! fuck
> you! some of us out here are STRUGGLING to even gett a girlfriend
> .....and you fuckers are cheating on your wives!!! i hope you all
> fucking rot in hell and die god damn it!! stupid fucking MWM's!!!  if
> your so horny and dont like your wife, go jack off!!

And you wonder why you're have such a hard time find a "girlfriend?"

And I suppose you've never heard of an open marriage either?  Or do
you just find it easier to blame MWM's for the fact that you can't
get a woman?


     o                      )   o/      |  Brad Booth
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How do you like your net.jerks? Crisp!  |  These are my opinions!
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: redman@selway.umt.edu (william peters)
Subject: Re: WANTED survey responses
Organization: University of Montana
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 06:26:46 GMT

In article <93023.154633TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu> <TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>White Knight
>Is anyone else keeping track of the promises that Bill Clinton is Breaking?

i believe that rush is.

if you're willing to pay for his newsletter he'll give you a checklist.

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: larry@bradley.bradley.edu (L. D. Stratton)
Subject: Re: Gays in the Military
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 17:26:51 GMT

In <1993Jan26.114103.1@ulkyvx.louisville.edu> tegarr01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:

>I was wondering.....how do the people feel about Gays in the Military?  I mean
>I have my views about the issue but, I was wondering what others think.
>Teg

   I find it interesting that the arguments used against gays serving
   in the military are the same arguments used against blacks back in 
   the '40s.   

   I think EVERYONE should be judged on performance and conduct and 
   not their sex, colour, race, religion OR orientation.

   Interestinly, there are gays/lesbians in the services now and they
   are performing their duties well.

   Time to grow up America and join the dozen or so other civilized
   countries who do not prohibit gays in the military.
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
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Subject: GWM ISO OLDER GWM
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 18:21:50 GMT
X-Iso: GM

Hello, I am a 20-year-old guy looking for an older gentleman to show me
around.  I am 6'1" with brown hair/blue eyes and weigh 210lbs.  If you
can handle showing a younger guy the ropes and you are in the NYC area,
please reply.

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From: blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc,alt.personals.bondage,alt.personals.poly,alt.backrubs
Subject: Re: Who Reads this Newsgroup? RESULTS OF SURVEY
Date: 26 Jan 1993 00:49:38 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
NNTP-Posting-Host: carina.unm.edu

In article <f6n37g#@rpi.edu> morale@jec306.its.rpi.edu (Enrique Morales) writes:
>Heintz 57 is ketchup!!
>This joke is only funny 'cause you fell for it!
>Enrique... a lurker(not anymore I guess)

Um, Enrique, I would be careful who you laugh at...
'Heinz 57' is also used as a term for 'generic' or 'blend'.
If, say for a gross example, an American/Japanese woman and a Black/
Hispanic man produced a child, that child could be called, in terms
of ethnic origin 'Heinz 57'.
If you were a dog it would be called 'mutt'.
r.
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc,alt.personals.bondage,alt.personals.poly,alt.backrubs
From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: Who in the hell  am I? (RAI)
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: alt.personals
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:28:11 GMT


In article <1993Jan21.000441.6703@desire.wright.edu> ecoughlan@desire.wright.ed
u writes:
>
>Mr. Orlin, if your personality is really anything like your posts, you should
>refrain from trading on what you will never have (wife or children).  Men may
>find you just off of amusing, but I would be surprised if any of the women
>reading this or otherwise exposed to your grating personality are anything
>but offended.  Spare us.
>


My dear, a.p represents a very, shall I say 'sludgy', sample of the female
population.

I have found a few woman who can appreciate my personality on newsgroups like
this one along with my real side who no one reading this has seen.
( and no, not in the sewer, so don't even poke!)

-steve
-- 
"If you love someone, set them free......If they don't come back....hunt them
 down and kill them."
-=sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu                 -???
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: drg@candidus.ma30.bull.com (Daniel R. Guilderson)
Subject: Re: Lesbians And Me
Organization: Zenith Data Systems / Bull, Billerica MA USA
Date: 28 Jan 93 14:30:04

In article <27JAN199316044691@pavo.concordia.ca> j_muker@pavo.concordia.ca (Jish) writes:

   There has been something that I have been dying to do ever since I became
   the mega-horny bastard that I am......I've always wanted to do IT with a
   very feminine lesbian woman.  Anybody out there (hetero guys) ever had this
   experience?  Any feminine-type lesbians interested?

You are a lesbian trapped inside the body of a man.  On the bright
side, you don't have to buy any "toys".

Dr. Ruth
From: petitc@rs6402.ecs.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: ARE ALL MEN JERKS?????
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 03:18:05 GMT

parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:

>I was keeping pretty much out of this discussion because I had no opinion
>either way, but after a run-in with a guy I've known for over 2 years and who's
>always been a really nice guy (but not spineless) last weekend, in which he
>showed himself capable of being just as much of a wanker as a lot of other guys 
>I've met, I have to wonder now.  Maybe you *are* all jerks under the 'nice guy'
>facade?   ....

  Everyone is BOTH 'nice' and 'jerk' to some extent.  The amount varies,
but we all have both qualities---as I'm sure ladies have both 'nice' and 
'bitch' qualities to some extent.  Usually one side dominates, but the other
will slip out every so often to do some housecleaning.

  If you want a nice guy who's not a doormat, be prepared for some 'jerkish'
activities every so often.  It may not be pretty, but that's life, Rachel.

-- 
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From: kyle@Ingres.COM (Kyle Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Honest Female opinion needed
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:48:46 GMT
Reply-To: kyle@Ingres.COM (Kyle Smith)
Distribution: usa
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501

In article <106753@netnews.upenn.edu> julio@upenn5.hep.upenn.edu (Julio Gonzalez) writes:
>
>	I' trying to decide whether to buy a car or not. My main
>	interest it would help me to get a date and I could go to
>	the mall more easily. Could some kind-hearted woman help
>	me on this. Namely, is a guy more attractive when he has
>	a car ?

	Julio,
		If a woman makes her decision to go out with you or not based
	upon the fact of whether you own a car or not, are you sure that you
	want to go out with her?

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn)
Subject: steve..
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 02:51:58 GMT

well you said hi michelle...so I just returned the hi...

Michelle Lynn
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From: cstss@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Thom Strohecker)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Jen <from south Bend>
Date: 27 Jan 1993 07:06:11 -0600
Organization: Educational Computing Network
NNTP-Posting-Host: uxa.ecn.bgu.edu

Jen......the anon server seems to have gone to sleep....

please contact me......

burning up

Thom..
From: ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: WANTED:erotic amature photos of women.
Date: 21 Jan 93 21:33:57 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
: Live a little Mo, s'ok. But, are we to infer from this that you want
: women to send YOU nekkid pictures of themselves? Haha...that's
: rich...get the poor fellas goin..for shame, i had thought better of
: you dear:)
Jess, I don't even want pictures of clothed women!!!!  Let's just say I'm not
that kind of girl, ok?

                                      Mo
*kiss**hug**kiss**smooch**kiss**hug**kiss**smooch**kiss*
      More affection than a .sig file should have!!!
*hug**smooch**kiss**hug**hug**smooch**hug**kiss**smooch*
From: wellison@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARRIED DORKS!
Date: 21 Jan 93 10:20:36 CST
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services



In article <1993Jan21.095613.2610@fuug.fi> an1840@anon.penet.fi writes:
>you dumb fucks!!  MWM seeks *WF for fun...or whatever!! fuck you! fuck
>you! some of us out here are STRUGGLING to even gett a girlfriend
>.....and you fuckers are cheating on your wives!!! i hope you all
>fucking rot in hell and die god damn it!! stupid fucking MWM's!!!  if
>your so horny and dont like your wife, go jack off!!


'Can anyone else picture this dick jumping up and down, drooling on his keyboard
'while he wrote this?


Yeah, more than likely, he was caught doing the deed to his next door
neighbor's wife (or collie) and decided to vent his 'colitus interuptus' on the
keyboard. Considering he stated that 'some of us out here are STRUGGLING to
even get a girlfriend', I tend to believe he got caught with the collie (real
dog style :-)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: DO NOT REPLY TO THIS----
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 26 Jan 1993 03:15:09 GMT
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1993Jan23.163350.6783@fuug.fi>, an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn) writes:
>
> I will not reply since I said I was going to monitor the net and not post, this is twice this happened and I am thinking someone is doing this so I'll be fl;amed again...!!!
>
> I am happy with the men I am writing to,,we are sharing real hot stories and
>enjoy it...
>
>Thank you...
>
>Michelle Lynn   ---- the real one...



OH FOR CHRISTSAKE!  WILL YOU SHUT UP MICHELLE!!!!!!!








Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
                                      >
                                     \_/
From: dperl@bnr.ca (Dan Perl)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Gays in the Military
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:20:16 GMT
Reply-To: nobody
Organization: BNR Ottawa

In article <1993Jan26.114103.1@ulkyvx.louisville.edu>, tegarr01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:
|> I was wondering.....how do the people feel about Gays in the Military?  I mean
|> I have my views about the issue but, I was wondering what others think.
|> 
|> Teg

Funny, we were just wondering what you think!  What I mean is, shouldn't you
say first what you think about it before asking us?  But anyway, here is my
opinion.

Here are some of the problems I see arising.  How would a heterosexual male
feel about sharing the showers with a homosexual?  How would a homosexual feel
about it?  Would there be punishments for gays harassing men?  Would the gays
be safe, considering that homophobia is pretty strong in the military?

The bottom line is: the military's purpose is defence.  Would its efficiency
be affected by admitting gays, because of the problems this would generate?
Can a country take such a risk with its defence system?

Basically, I agree that gays should be admitted in the military.  There is
even a precedent since women are admitted.  But that's an idealistic measure,
and I can see the point of those who oppose it.  And maybe the world is just
not ready for this yet.  Maybe other changes have to come first to prepare
our society for it.

-- 
Dan Perl	(613)228-7396
Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa
From: Steve=Rotter%Staff%UIUC=CMC@bigbird.will.uiuc.edu (Steve Rotter)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: testing
Date: 27 Jan 93 16:30:55 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

I told you I was only testing.  Continue on.....
From: budd@ccrs.emr.ca (Mark Budd)
Subject: Re: THANK YOU; THANKYOU VERY MUCH!!!
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:31:30 GMT

In article <1jmdsdINN2oj@dev-null.phys.psu.edu> drj@dev-null.phys.psu.edu (Dan Jeuch) writes:
>I should have checked this earlier...
>
>> [magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu]
>> Login: sorlin                           Name: Steven J Orlin
>> Directory: /acs/magnusug/1/sorlin       Shell: /usr/local/bin/notallowedsh
>>                                                               ~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> Never logged in.
>> No Plan.
>
>Humor never ceases!
>
>-Dan
>
So for the Unix impaired, exactly what does this mean?

Mark


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol)
Subject: Re: hi guys..
Organization: APK Public Access
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 14:07:15 GMT

Steven J Orlin (sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu) wrote:

: Is it just me or does anyone else find 'real' sex better than email sex?

well that would depend on who you're having real sex with.

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: eastout@ugcs.caltech.edu (Eric A Stout)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Gays in the Military
Date: 26 Jan 93 19:46:20 GMT
Organization: Caltech Undergraduate Computer Science
NNTP-Posting-Host: molest.ugcs.caltech.edu

In article <1993Jan26.172651.19010@bradley.bradley.edu> larry@bradley.bradley.edu (L. D. Stratton) writes:
>   I think EVERYONE should be judged on performance and conduct and 
>   not their sex, colour, race, religion OR orientation.
>
>   Interestinly, there are gays/lesbians in the services now and they
>   are performing their duties well.
>
>   Time to grow up America and join the dozen or so other civilized
>   countries who do not prohibit gays in the military.

I've been thinking about this a little bit, and my view is slowly changing.
Initially, as a moderate homophobe, I said, "Hell, no, keep the queers out
of the army!"  But I've begun to decide that this is sort of a stupid position.
Performance and CONDUCT should indeed be the key.  We can't really very well
prevent people from joining the military based on what they think; if we look
at homosexuality as a state of mind (which I continue to prefer to do, rather
than accepting a genetic argument...), then there is no reason to exclude gays
BECAUSE they are gay.  Behavior is another matter; certain sorts of behavior
I would have to consider unacceptable by military personnel "on-base" or on
duty.  Frankly, it might not be unreasonable to suggest that ALL sexual 
activity should be included under that umbrella.

Eric A. Stout
From: arndtbj@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Still Looking
Date: 25 Jan 93 19:28:22 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

Hello, I am Bonnie...

I am interested in email, but with my twelve credits this semester I may
need a little more time to reply.  So please be patient.

Thanks...

Bonnie

ARNDTBJ@cnsvax.uwec.edu

Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc,alt.personals.bondage,alt.personals.poly,alt.backrubs
From: hopper@ucunix.san.uc.edu (FreeBird)
Subject: Re: R U from Cincy?
Organization: University of Cincinnati
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 08:31:09 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.093702.2553@ucbeh.san.uc.edu> domet@ucbeh.san.uc.edu writes:
>In article <1993Jan21.201324.1@gacvx1.gac.edu>, mew@gacvx1.gac.edu writes:
>> Hey everyone/anyone... my name is Matt and I am from Cincinnati, Ohio.  I was
>> wondering if anyone out there reading this is from the tri-state area.  If so,
>> let me know.  Just curious :)
>>          -Matt.
>
>Matt - YES, I am sitting in a computer lab in the East Campus Medical Center,
>at UC. Cincy is boring as usual... Ho hum..

 I agree. Very boring.

  However, I'm logging in from home. Because 
 
 a) I can.
 b) Beecher Hall is unfit for human life.

>Luke
>
From: cburian@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Christopher J Burian)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai Responds to GIf w/Whipped cream
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:55:16 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu (*R*A*I*) writes:

>I think the gif has reciewved enough attention and we should let it die...
>So we can get to important stuff like... anybody know where to get flavored
>whip cream?

>Rai.

	I know where to PUT whipped cream to add a little flavor to it! ;)

	Chris---
From: drg@candidus.ma30.bull.com (Daniel R. Guilderson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Michelle My Belle
Date: 25 Jan 93 19:46:51 GMT
Organization: Zenith Data Systems / Bull, Billerica MA USA

Fuckin A.

Oops, pardon my French.
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.6843@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SWF iso SM for E-mail or more
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Reply-To: ap.6843@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 14:02:36 GMT
X-Iso: SM

Single white female, non-smoker, mid-twenties, living in the
 Washington DC area seeking single male (race unimportant), age 
 23-37 for friendship, E-mail "pen pal", or more.

I am 5ft 9in, long blond hair, hazel/brown eyes.

I am into music (rock, pop, reggae, calypso), crew, swimming, 
 travel, and computers (of course).  I like the Caribbean, water
 and water sports, real estate, comedy, warm weather, sailing, 
 dogs, justice, recycling, and days off work.

I dislike cold weather, selfishness, waste, and dishonesty.

Personality Characteristics: INTJ on the Myers Briggs Type
 Indicator-
 Original, introverted, active, well developed sense of humor, 
 skeptical, critical, independent, determined, sometimes quiet, 
 thinker/analyzer, risk taker, tolerant.

My pet peeves include radio static and bad (selfish) drivers.

I like a man who is honest, intelligent, moderately stable, has a 
 great sense of humor (laughs a lot), active, nonsmoker.

Things that I don't like in a man (or anyone for that matter) are 
 dishonesty, selfishness, presumptuousness, prejudice, 
 intolerance, heavy drinking, drug use.

Please drop me a note if you'd like to chat. 

-K


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From: boyko@skyfox
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.backrubs
Subject: RE: Who Reads this Newsgroup? RESULTS OF SURVEY
Date: 26 Jan 93 18:21:29 GMT
Organization: University of Saskatchewan
NNTP-Posting-Host: sask.usask.ca

actually, when H. J. Heinz thought up the slogan, his company had more
than 57 varieties.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol)
Subject: Re: Please Ignore
Organization: APK Public Access
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 06:06:43 GMT

an2913@anon.penet.fi wrote:

: 011 44 898 533 3383

anyone care to call this number and see what happens?

(kidding.... :)
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From: ap.1719@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SM ISO *F
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 00:49:59 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Hello

Single white male professional looking to correspond
with females of all ages in Virginia!

I am 5'11" 165 pounds.  Run and lift weights to keep in shape (but, sorry
I'm not a jock!), maintain a pretty positive view on life, and have a
wide variety of interests.

Drop me a line!  I'll respond to everyone!



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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: redman@selway.umt.edu (e-mail me if my .plan file doesn't show up.  please!)
Subject: Re: Lurking women please read...
Organization: University of Montana
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 00:52:22 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.231510.6724@desire.wright.edu> ecoughlan@desire.wright.edu writes:
>In article <1993Jan22.012239.14514@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
>> 
>> In article <1993Jan21.224330.18994@wariat.org> sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol) writes: 
>>
>> Alright! thats enough!  whats a fucking youhisle?
>
>It's not a "fucking youhisle."  It is just youhisle.  It is the only one of
>its kind, a singularity if you will.  It is what you get when someone who
>has never posted on the net before and doesn't understand the editor pushes
>all her typos to the end and can't figure out how to delete them.  I am 
>probably the only one, but *I* got a roar out of your paranoia....
>Gleefully,
>Elizabeth (who is about ready to stop picking on younguns.  1974?  Geez, I'm
>getting old!)  

i nearly fell out of my chair at this completely spontanious funny.  i mean a
-youhisle- nearly had sobol crawling out of his skin.  it still brings tears to
my eyes just thinkin' about it.

some of the best things in life are those you never expected.

redman.


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