From: clay@cs.utk.edu (Clay P. Breshears)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Smoky Mountain - 1 NOV 1992
Date: 31 Dec 1992 20:54:36 GMT
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Smoky Mountain Wrestling Report - November 1, 1992
   
Bob Caudle and "Dirty" Dutch Mantell announcing from 
Sand Lick Elementary School, Haysi, Kentucky

* Paul Lee vs. Tracy Smothers

  Squash win for Smothers with Jaw Jacker (elbow to head from top rope
  onto standing opponent).  (Time: 2:39)
  
* Interview with Tracy Smothers.  Tracy is pleased to be in the South
  and have the fans with him instead of against him.
  
* Interview with Rock and Roll Express (Robert Gibson & Ricky Morton).
  Gibson's left hand is taped up and he apologizes for being late.
  Morton says that no apology is necessary.  Commissioner Bob Armstrong
  has ruled that any match between the Heavenly Bodies and Rock and Roll
  Express will be a title match.
  
* Mike Sampson vs. "White Lightnin'" Tim Horner
  
  Ron Wright and Dirty White Boy join announcers.  DWB says Horner will
  never get the Smoky Mountain Heavyweight title from him.  Both agree
  that Horner should be suspended for attacking Wright.  Horner wins
  match with bridging pin.  Tim immediately goes to announcer's table ,
  but DWB and Wright get out quicker.  Horner says it's time to get even
  against Dirty White Boy.
  
* Bob Caudle asks Smoky Mountain Board of Directors whether or not the Master
  should be allowed to wrestle in SMW.  Sandy Scott, General Manager of
  SMW, votes NO.  Mark Curtis, Senior Referee, votes YES.  Bob Armstrong
  wants to get the whole business over with and votes YES.
  
* Nightstalker vs. "Prime Time" Brian Lee
  
  If Lee defeats Nightstalker, the Master will wrestle Brian next week.
  Lee attacks as soon as he hits the ring and dominates Nightstalker,
  even going so far as to choke him on the ropes in his anger and
  frustration.  Malachi, the Grim Reaper, another of the Master's
  followers, comes down to ringside and throws powder in Brian Lee's
  eyes.  Referee apparently didn't see it.  Lee takes punishment and
  Nightstalker goes to top rope, lands on Lee and takes out ref.
  Nightstalker goes up once more, but Brian recovers and throws him off.
  Malachi grabs hold of Lee from apron.  Nightstalker goes to clobber
  Lee, but hits Malachi instead.  Referee recovers as Lee gets roll up
  and win on Nightstalker.  (Time: 4:48)
  
* Interview with Brian Lee.  Everybody's been out for him, but now
  he's got his shot at THE Master.  Next week, Lee promises to take him
  out just like his hired hands.
  
* "Down and Dirty with Dutch Mantell"  Guests: Heavenly Bodies (Stan
  Lane & Tom Prichard) and Jim Cornette.  Review of last week's match
  between Heavenly Bodies and Rock and Roll Express starting with the
  confrontation between Morton and Cornette that ended with Morton
  slapping Jim.  Clips end with damage to Gibson's left hand being
  done.
  
  Cornette claims they went out to break Gibson's fingers so he couldn't
  talk to his (deaf, mute) mother.  Bob Armstrong threatened Heavenly
  Bodies with suspension if they wouldn't put up titles against R&RE.
  But that's okay, because Heavenly Bodies are the perfect combination
  to take out Rock and Roll Express.  It's reality, not comic book
  wrestling, they're used to.  Cornette promises that Bodies will put out 
  R&RE for good.
  
* Video review of Paul Orndorff piledriving Danny Davis.  Davis is
  heard as voice over.  Danny is in bed at home recovering.  It's hard
  to be bedridden and he hopes to be back soon to give the piledriver to
  Orndorff.
  
* Interview with Paul Orndorff.  If Orndorff sees Danny Davis sticking
  his nose around, Paul will break his neck.  He'll end the wrestling
  career of any of Ronnie Garvin's friends until he gets his robe back.
  
* NOVEMBER DREAM MATCH: Killer Kyle (w/Jim Cornette) vs. Ronnie Garvin.
  
  Garvin enter's ring with Orndorff's robe, throws his towel to a fan
  in audience, leads crowd in chant of "Paula" and uses robe as a
  matador cape at Kyle.  Slow brawling match, both men trading frequent
  blows and chops.  Kyle is floored with boot as he charges into corner
  after Garvin.  Ronnie starts "Garvin Stomp" and Paul Orndorff comes
  down to ringside to retrieve his robe.  Kyle clobbers Garvin as he is
  occupied with Orndorff.  Paul and Kyle double team on Garvin as 
  Cornette distracts the ref.  Kyle is finally DQed as Dixie Dy-no-mite
  sneaks in and makes off with the robe for Garvin.  Orndorff goes to
  look for his robe and Garvin floors Kyle with a punch.  (Time: 5:20)
  
* Interview with Fantastics (Bobby & Jackie Fulton).  Promise a great
  scientific DREAM MATCH next week as they face each other.  Stud Stable
  (Jimmy Golden & Robert Fuller) arrive and heckle them.  Call the
  Fantastics losers.


						clay
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