HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Andy Fulton)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Food
Summary: Often (and sometimes with a melon)
Date: 12 Sep 92 00:44:27 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Minor Food Group Research Loonies

Can I just say that this is the first time I've posted on this news--

Noimsorrythereisnttime!!!

Well, Then:

   It has been known for quite some time that the five (5) major food groups
   are as follows:

    1.  Cheese
    2.  Spam
    3.  Chocolate
    4.  Spam
    5.  Yellow

  However, in the process of our research here, we have discovered several
  MINOR food groups (foor broops).  There are:

    1.  Down-Home-Gritty Chicken "Fingers"
    2.  "I Can't Believe It Isn't Pork!"(tm)
    3.  Small Cruchy Objects
    4.  Yeast Fluid With Fruit-like Flavour
    5.  Liquid Substance
    6.  Crunchy Juice
    7.  Viscous Chuncks
    8.  Bizarre French Chemical
    9.  Excited Parts
    10. Gel-cubes
    11. Stuff
    12. Spray Roughage
    13. Flesh-like Bitz
    14. Chip-like Curd
    15. William Shatner
    16. Solid Paste
    17. Pump-o-Spackle
    18. Frozen Artificial Goo
    19. Food
    20. Liquid Bishop-On-The-Landing
    21. Ratslegscrawlingupyourassandshit
    22. Meaty Gunk
    23. Thingy (you know, THINGY)

  However, there is one food product which was developed here in the laboratory
  which could not be put into any one food group.  This product will be
  marketed soon, so look for it on your grocery shelves.  It is called:


                T A S T E S   L I K E   C H I C K E N !

  "Don't fall in love; you don't know where it's been."
                                          -------------
  "This calls for a plan of subtlety and extreme violence."
     (Evil Joe - former, Fishhook - latter)

  fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue
  GOSTICKYOURHEADINAPIG
  \/ (Peace), [] (Love) & :) (Happiness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 8 Sep 92 14:54:34
Distribution: world
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP's message of Sat, 05 Sep 92 21:02:00 GMTLines: 26

In article <2H0mqB1w165w@unkaphaed.UUCP> edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:

.That's it. I am sick of all of this aka license stuff. I refuse to buy
.one from your monoploy.  So, I am introducing the alternative.
.INTRODUCING:
.The 'alias' license!
.As used in hospitals!
.Away with the drudgery of household floods!
.And, its flame-resistant! (at least I hope)
.Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing

Dan  l  What lousy workmanship!  Mine broke already!
    ais	a


.--
.edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
.Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
.1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis

Dan aka

fredo@lunkahed.AARP (Freida Orkin)
Lunka Ghaeeids' SHAARP Thingie (911) 007-0666 in Housetones, Tex-Mex
110/9600/115200/172340981231000000 v.92bis/v.172bis

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom))
Subject: Re: I wanna get stoned
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 1992 03:44:17 GMT

Yet again, jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) moans:
>In <6023@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@cholesky.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) drools:

>>Are there any *women* out there?
>Yes, I was one this morning for several hours.
No you weren't.

>>Michael alias aka nom-de-plume nickname 
>James dld Nice base, ya got here, Colonel. You can't be too carefule,
>	ya know.  Fings break, don't they?
Dark Elf aka What's THAT button for?


-- 
Dark Elf                                            gbloom@hebe.calpoly.edu
			         		        drow@rever.nmsu.edu

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: Food
Summary: Often (and sometimes with a melon)
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 07:27:50 GMT

In article <BuFwq3.4xx@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Andy Fulton) writes:
>From: fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Andy Fulton)
>Subject: Food
>Summary: Often (and sometimes with a melon)
>Date: 12 Sep 92 00:44:27 GMT
>Can I just say that this is the first time I've posted on this news--
>
>Noimsorrythereisnttime!!!
>
>Well, Then:
>
>   It has been known for quite some time that the five (5) major food groups
>   are as follows:
>
>    1.  Cheese
>    2.  Spam
>    3.  Chocolate
>    4.  Spam
>    5.  Yellow
>
>  However, in the process of our research here, we have discovered several
>  MINOR food groups (foor broops).  There are:
>
>    1.  Down-Home-Gritty Chicken "Fingers"
>    2.  "I Can't Believe It Isn't Pork!"(tm)
>    3.  Small Cruchy Objects
>    4.  Yeast Fluid With Fruit-like Flavour
>    5.  Liquid Substance
>    6.  Crunchy Juice
>    7.  Viscous Chuncks
>    8.  Bizarre French Chemical
>    9.  Excited Parts
>    10. Gel-cubes
>    11. Stuff
>    12. Spray Roughage
>    13. Flesh-like Bitz
>    14. Chip-like Curd
>    15. William Shatner
>    16. Solid Paste
>    17. Pump-o-Spackle
>    18. Frozen Artificial Goo
>    19. Food
>    20. Liquid Bishop-On-The-Landing
>    21. Ratslegscrawlingupyourassandshit
>    22. Meaty Gunk
>    23. Thingy (you know, THINGY)

	You forgot Spam!

>
>  However, there is one food product which was developed here in the laboratory
>  which could not be put into any one food group.  This product will be
>  marketed soon, so look for it on your grocery shelves.  It is called:
>
>
>                T A S T E S   L I K E   C H I C K E N !
>
>  "Don't fall in love; you don't know where it's been."
>                                          -------------
>  "This calls for a plan of subtlety and extreme violence."
>     (Evil Joe - former, Fishhook - latter)
>
>  fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue
>  GOSTICKYOURHEADINAPIG
>  \/ (Peace), [] (Love) & :) (Happiness)
>
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Removal of aka's
Date: 11 Sep 92 14:10:11 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

Since we have all these lawbending fucks using our damn
aka's I am now outlawing them. Anyone who uses
and aka will be flamed by me...get huge tons
of absolutely useless mail..and
receive a free trip for two to the frozen
ice caves of antarctic where upon arrival
the cave will collapse burying you alive..
and as a bonus prize you get one used condom
to bronze and put on your mantle..

so DON'T use aka...use squig....noone knows what
squig means anyways.....

Jester squig what the hell?
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jester
Keywords: I love my name in the header.
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 16:01:08 GMT

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
}>af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
}>}That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*
}>ooo, I am so touched...will you touch my monkey????
}'oo'd wanna touch you ya filthy thing... going round
}molestering strange women. and animals. ans Nsiom!

but siomn likes it...he likes playing with everyone's monkey

}>}Lisa aka a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
}>Jester aka I like it when she lays naked in large pools of water
}Eccles aka I thought you said you like it in the shower?
Jester aka its water isn;t it?

}Great Cthulhu will save you.
}(In case he gets hungry later).
I refuse to be eaten!
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From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf)
Subject: Re: not Re: Relic
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 1992 05:14:40 GMT

-- 
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS???

People called Romanes, they go the house?
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Appeal for sanity.
Date: 10 Sep 92 20:53:02 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM blathers:

>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>> 
>>  You know, there are many people in the network today who, through
>> no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some
>> of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like
>> you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help
>> these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with
>> ping-pong bal eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of
>> your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and 
>> down in a bowl of treacle going 'Squawk squawk squawk...' And then
>> you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhhh!' and then you can roll around on the
>> floor going 'pting pting pting'...
>> 
>> The reverend mNISo Belling. (aka Arthur)
>> Vicar of St Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam.

>Any suggestions on what to do after all of that?  I only helped <snicker>
>about 4 sane people here.........but there are so many more who need our
>help.
>Please give generously.  And write to your mother.

I would just like to add that there are entirely too many things
not on top of other things.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Life of Brian script
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf)
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 1992 22:39:56 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo

It's absolutely silly.
I have talked with a number of people from this group who claim to have the
ENTIRE script of Life of Brian.  NONE of them have the whole thing, upon
close inspection.

Who ELSE thinks they have the ewntire script, raise your hands and stop
being silly.

I warned you...

Cardinal Fang...  the COMFY CHAIR!!

Dark Elf aka Torture warms the heart.

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: REQUEST for Meaning of Life song
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 16:33:26 GMT

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:

>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>>In <sprooney.715572940@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) babbles:
>>>NB\ Why the fuk do you have a mac in the first place?
>You can't fuck a mac - the disk drives built in.

I have a dog named Mac...if you asked him nicely.....

>>>Course you will. I were here b4 any of you. Well, some of you. Well,
>>>a couple of you. Anyway, Me 'n' Jos 'n' Jessie 'n' Eccie can say wot
>>>we want. So there, you... you... BOTTOM!!!
>Can I say SN*GGL*B*NN*?
>No?
>Please....
>oh, poo.

>>>IsoMorphism.
>>>IsoMn?
>>James aka Iso, Fbi, Cia, Nra, Bbc, Pdp, Mia, Pow, Bang!!
>Eccles aka <space left for inspiration>
JT aka looking up...towards space.
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
Date: 8 Sep 92 19:10:32 GMT
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu's message of 8 Sep 92 01:59:27 GMTLines: 47

In article <1992Sep8.015927.6323@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

.In <3379@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

.>In article <2H0mqB1w165w@unkaphaed.UUCP> edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:
.>|That's it. I am sick of all of this aka license stuff. I refuse to buy 
.>|one from your monoploy.  So, I am introducing the alternative. 
.>|INTRODUCING:
.>|The 'alias' license!
.>|As used in hospitals! 
.>|Away with the drudgery of household floods!
.>|And, its flame-resistant! (at least I hope)
.>|Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing

.>Objection your honour! I must strongly protest against any usage at
.>all of this `alias' thingy. This silly old lady just suggested here
.>that our beautiful `aka', the quintessence of the netiqette, the utmost
.>achievements of human civilization, this tasty, crunchy gem, this
.>gracefulness of all postings, should be replaced by a senile, smelly,
.>lobotomy deserving, braindead `alias'. I feel smeared! Just imagine
.>what would happen:

.>>>>>>>>Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
.>>>>>>>Sno!im alias and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
.>>>>>>Jester alias is [Ll]isa still around here?
.>>>>>Dan alias I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
.>>>>Jmesa alias Why can't I spell my name?
.    ^^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^ ^ ^^^^^ ^^ ^^^^

Dan aka Because you hit the M, E, and S before the A.

.I object to your objection on the grounds that *this* (pointing
.to above lines) is a *forgery*!!!!
.*I* happen to *know* why I can't speel my name! (It's because
.I'm lyxsedic.. sydelcix.. dxleysic.. Oh, newver mind.)
      y
lice dx 
        s

.>>>Jester alias Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
.>>[Ll]isa alias don't ya all like my quiz?
.>Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
.>	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
.'James aka Is she feeling better yet?

Dan aka A bit more squishy and runny than she used to
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Heya guys
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:05:42 GMT

In article <sprooney.716081335@unix1.tcd.ie>
sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
 
>
>
>
>>>This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
>>>in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
>>>i have polled my accts to date....
>>>so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts
>>ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
>>Jester's got his silly real name back! hahahahahaha
>>Eccles aka You won't catch me doin' that.
>mnSio alias OK. So He's called Chris.
>
>    A T   L E A S T   H E   I S N ' T   B L O N D E ! ! ! !
>
>    (Sorry... I just had to tell yuo all about Eccie.)
Chris aka How'd you know I was blonde?  And who's called me what?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: F.W De Clerk
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 23:50:54 GMT


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Appeal for sanity.
Keywords: Harpic freshmatic
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 07:03:09 GMT



> You know, there are many people in the network today who, through
>no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some
>of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like
>you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help
>these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with
>ping-pong bal eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of
>your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and 
>down in a bowl of treacle going 'Squawk squawk squawk...' And then
>you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhhh!' and then you can roll around on the
>floor going 'pting pting pting'...

You see waht yhey're doing to us?!? The Hippos! Watch out! They're
trying to dip all our feet in treacle. They're out there... they're
coming for me! HELP! Up the sheepoids! Up the sheepoids!

>The reverend mNISo Belling. (aka Arthur)
>Vicar of St Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam.
nmSio kak take this, reverend <whap>.\
Ouch.
From: ewagoner@nmt.edu (Eric L. Wagoner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: F.W De Clerk
Date: 14 Sep 92 23:55:14 GMT
Organization: New Mexico Tech

In article <1992Sep13.235054.28225@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>

My thoughts exactly.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: leone@wpi.WPI.EDU (David M Leone)
Subject: little bits
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 21:37:12 GMT

Just the thought of costing the menacing institution of the internet
fascist bastards thousands makes me cry out with glee!  Or not.
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (G. Bloom))
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: words to penis song
Date: 14 Sep 92 22:24:57 GMT
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo

Once again, gbh@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Da Hubster!!!) says:
>If any one can mail me the complete words to the
>penis song from the meaning of life it would
>be most apreciated!!!
>
>THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>-- 
>ADIOS!!!!!!                                            -----------------------
>						      |	Da  Hubster!!!        |
>                                                      | GBH@MATT.KSU.KSU.EDU  |
>                                                       -----------------------

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to own a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger 
To the worlds biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willie or john Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock...
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock
and you won't
come
back.

Or something like that.

-- 
Dark Elf   				        gbloom@hebe.calpoly.edu
						    drow@rever.nmsu.edu
"Without a future, there is no hope.  Without hope, there is no future.
Change the system at your own level, and the future will be your own."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: FAQ
Keywords: FAQ
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 05:44:45 GMT

----------
There have been recent requests for a FAQ. OK, anyone with anything to
contribute, send info to me via e-mail.

Send names, addresses and phone numbers of specialty or "cult" shops where
Python material is available. Shops in US, CA, UK, OZ, NZ and others required.

Also send questions you would like answered.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: Alias
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:33:05 GMT

edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:

>jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) writes:

>Ok, Ok, Ok.  Crazy Ed presents his NEW DEAL:
>Three aliases : You get the Naked Woman and your choice of Papa, Brainy, 
>or Smurfette!!!!!!
>Cash or COD accepted.  S/H $0.25.
>WHERE CAN YOU GET MORE FOR LESS?
>Edwin alias alias alias alias Squiffy
>> JT aka hmmm....could you throw in a smurf????
JT aka ooohhhhh..soooo tempting....there's soo much BLUE!!
	   do you accept counterfiet bills?
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:48:40 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <BuDEov.AHF@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> 
	jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) did say :

->}>>>>>>>>>>Ratboy hum Right! This has gone far enough!
->}>>>>>>>>>Meetch hum No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
->}>>>>>>>>James hum Well, then you must not be doing it right!
->}>>>>>>>JT hum will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
->}>>>>>>>is 'it' to 'this'?
->}>>>>>>James hum 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
->}>>>>>Vance hum Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
->}>>>>>F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel
->}>>>>Meetch hum Kevin Phillips Bong aka *singing* CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN....
->}>>>Chris hum Streeeeeeeaaaaam every Foooooorrrrrrrd (that doesn't sound quite
->}>>>right....)
->}>>JT hum  Bleach every Rainbow?
->}>Amjes hum Can it be that we are also simple then,
->}>Or has time rewritten every time,
->}>If we had a chance to do if all against
->}>tell me would we, did we?
->}JT hum UH...OH too bloody deep, we had better hold hands and hum
->}harmoniously!
->Jester hum okay..lets change the aka to hum.......
Pag hum Malcolm Peter Brian.......

<Jester's sig scoffed away>
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Pythons lost a bet!!
Date: 11 Sep 92 00:12:20 GMT
Organization: Youngstown State University

In article <1992Sep10.063631.22052@DIALix.oz.au>
meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
 
>
>Haha!  Nyaargh!  (and other blood curdling cries...)
>
>Listening to the radio yesterday, I heard "I bet you they won't play this song
>on the radio"  Nyeaaarrgh!  Take that!!  Now what do we get since they lost the
>bet? 8)
>
>Meetch aka Not Muriel, Eric nor Jester's Aunt.
Chris I had a pet ant once named Muriel.......
From: mia@crosfield.co.uk (mark allison)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: ADVERTISEMENT
Date: 8 Sep 92 16:43:17 GMT
Organization: Crosfield Electronics, Hemel Hempstead, United Kingdom.

In article <1992Sep3.131844.9472@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> > 
> >Yes.. indeed.. what a silly idea!  Good golly me!  A condom with a hole 
> >in it?  A hole?!  Somebody better get a hold of the marketing team for 
> >these silly rubbers!  Tell them at once!  
> 
> Talk about 'Micro-Marketing'!!!
> 


But surely all condoms must have a hole in the end or you wouldn't get your
willy in.

Mark
The opinions expressed herein are mine and no other buggers.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: beelzebub
From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (azeena)
Date: 11 Sep 92 09:17:11 -0600

In article <ins450m.716035554@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>  writes:
> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  writes:
> 
> 
> >Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
> >objects?
> um.... its a present. For my wife. Its her birthday tomorrow.
> You know it is.
> haha

what is this?  a wife at such a young age.  what do you do play tinker  
toys on satarday nights?  Might I suggest a clown and a pin the tail on  
the donkey for her party.  then again maybe sharp objects might be a good  
idea.
 
> >PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.
> Eccles aka Who, Me?


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Subject: Re: FTP site
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 13 Sep 92 11:08:27
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: phygod72@nic.gac.edu's message of 11 Sep 92 10:41:07 -0600Lines: 13

In article <1992Sep11.104108.1707@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:

.In article <Auto2.14@>  writes:
.} Do you know any FTP sites with lotsa Monty Python scripts?

.Yup...

.Phil aka you asked for it...

Fill!  Your back!  Golly, that's just so swell, I could just bloat up
turn grey-green, start smelling awful and float down the river!

Dan aka I'm going to get started.
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: FTP site
Date: 11 Sep 92 16:41:07 GMT

In article <Auto2.14@>  writes:
} Do you know any FTP sites with lotsa Monty Python scripts?

Yup...

Phil aka you asked for it...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python