HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Date: 4 Sep 92 18:27:34 GMT
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department

In article <n0ln-nf.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
>
>
>I CREATE ALT.FLAME.MARSHAL.PERLMAN.WEENIE FOR DE
>PROLOTARIET AGAINST THE BOUGEROISEE SCUM PIGS.
>
>FUCK DE BOUGEROISEE
         ^^^^^^^^^^^

Is this another of those Dan Quayle jokes?  If so, then
CUT IT OUT, ROGER!


john

-- 
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			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: FREE PICTURES OF IRANIANS!  ORDER NOW!!!
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 04:27:27 GMT


In a previous article, rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) says:

>IN SOC.CULTURE.IRANIAN slotfi@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Sherveen
>Lotfi) writes:         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
>
>	BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!  YOU ALSO GET THIS LOVELY TURBAN!

 slotfi@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu -- anagrams
***********************************************
 1. USA's Cuomo: "Gefilte fish and toast!"    (@=f)
 2. Nostradamus: "Go!  Isolate the Sufic!"    (@=r)
 3. Glemt found out:  Sarcaso's a Shiite!!!   (@=r)
***********************************************

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"Endeavor to persevere"
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.games.netrek
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 92 02:26:00 GMT

In article <l9rr7tINNh8q@aludra.usc.edu> rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>Xref: csc.canberra.edu.au talk.bizarre:36364 rec.games.netrek:4988
>Path: csc.canberra.edu.au!manuel!munnari.oz.au!mips!mips!darwin.sura.net!haven.umd.edu!uunet!usc!chaph.usc.edu!news
>From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
>Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.games.netrek
>Subject: ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS
>Followup-To: poster
>Date: 28 Aug 1992 02:08:13 -0700
>Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
>Lines: 11
>Distribution: world
>Message-ID: <l9rr7tINNh8q@aludra.usc.edu>
>NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu
>
>This is your brain.
>
>	(insert picture of a human brain)

		-------------------------
		|			|
		|      Rictus Hep	|
		|			|
		-------------------------

>This is your brain on netrek.
>
>	(insert Romulan starbase bitmap)


		-------------------------
		|			|
		|      Hep Rictus	|
		|			|
		-------------------------

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: THE DAN QUAYLE DICTIONARY
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 00:16:28 GMT

JOHN HEIM writes:
>You realize that, if Dan Quayle ever gets to be president, tradition 
>holds that somebody, somewhere build a library and name it after him.

>"The Dan Quayle Memorial Library"

No, no, no.  "The Dan Quayle Memoreal Librarie"


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Eric C. Kofoid <kofoid@bioscience.utah.edu>
Subject: Re: "responsible for the holocaust"
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A6C027197D02C39C@ls-27.biology.utah.edu>
X-Xxdate: Tue, 25 Aug 92 01:06:17 GMT
Organization: Dept. Biology, University of Utah
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 00:03:28 GMT

In article <1992Aug24.160746.1767@Princeton.EDU> Gregory Nowak,
greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU writes:

> < in reference to Kent, the man from Xanth: >
> < much charming material deleted... >

>I used to think you were a pathetic mentally ill person deserving of
>pity. Now it's clear that you're a pathetic mentally ill person with
>a shallow, unreasoned moral philosophy as vicious and
>self-justificatory as the first philosophical musings of adolescent
>males. That inability to reason is completely independent of your
>chronic manic-depressive condition, so you're not even worthy of pity.
>You're just another sandsucking geek who will be tossed into the
>trashbin of history with all the other rightwing nazi extremists.
>
>
>-- 
>--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

Delightfully phrased. Rolls off the tongue. However, he was the best 
t.b. cop ever. My killfile has grown 10x since he left. ...and he
writes well. He may go to hell but I do hope he lingers here for
awhile.

ooo Dr. Cancer ooo
   "Being certain of the conclusion assists in finding the proof"
                                       Galileo, 17th century
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: HELP!  MISSING POSTS!
Date: 2 Sep 92 04:31:29 GMT
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu



My newsreader is missing every t.b article between........

>From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
>Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
>References: <1992Aug30.064126.11621@alembic.acs.com> <1992Aug31.074226.13836@wetware.com> <NJ.92Aug31103750@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> <1992Sep1.071855.10950@alembic.acs.com>
>Message-ID: <Btx16x.2MG@news.cso.uiuc.edu>
>Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
>Sender: usenet@news.cso.uiuc.edu (Net Noise owner)
>Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
>Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
>Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 20:06:31 GMT
>Lines: 10
>
>gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>
>>when stupid people are fair to me,
>>i'll be fair to stupid people.
>
>That sounds fair.
>--
>Ben Cox
>thoth@uiuc.edu

.............................and..............


>From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
>Subject: A Neologism
>Message-ID: <1992Sep1.232908.15430@nmsu.edu>
>Sender: usenet@nmsu.edu
>Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
>Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 23:29:08 GMT
>Lines: 23
>
>Literatify - to create an adjective from a literary character or
>object.
>
>Here are literafisms I have collected, can anyone think of others?
>pollyanna
>quixotic
>lilliputian
>pecksniffian
>panglossian
>herculean
>narcissism
>pandoras box
>hermetic
>faustian
>--
>"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater
>
>	\\\\\sean/////


Somebody please send 'em to me !!!!!!

-- 
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"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State at home)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: medium length shameful confession
Summary: the garbage men woke me up so I'm posting to t.b
Date: 31 Aug 92 11:16:06 GMT


I watched "Basic Instinct" twice.

I think it's mediocre at best and most of it looks like a TV movie,
I think Michael Douglas sucks (even in the American version),
I think Sharon Stone doesn't have enough sex appeal and
I don't care about her pubic hair,
but I'm addicted to the soundtrack.
I bought the CD.
I currently listen to it once a day.


hugs, Erich Wolfgang Korngold

PS: I have hope.  It used to be three times a day.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: GOOLEY THEORY NUMBER 1
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 01:23:53 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


INSPECTOR CARASSO ON THE TRAIL OF HOW GOOLEY GOT A JOB:

dial: 0.  "operator what's the number for boulder, colorado?
	   303? thanks, honey...same to you!"

dial: 1-303-555-1212 "hello, boulder.  I'd like the number for a
                      residence.  The last name is Gooley. g-o-o-l-e-y.
		      Jim Gooley?  Sure, that's good enough.
		      938-8156.  thanks, honey...same to you!"
dial 1-303-938-8156 "hello we're not home, leave a message <beep>"
		    "hello, this is Lt. Carasso downtown, it
		     seems that a Markian Gooley was found 
		     masturbating in the park.  Call the station,
	             if you wish to pick him up.  Hugs."


carasso "that's Lt. Carasso to you"
		     

-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: TALK.BIZARRE WILL BE DESTROYED BY NEWBIAL FRESHMEN NEXT WEEK
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 20:08:53 GMT

In <4vhn=sg.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:

>CARASSO "I'M NOT JOKING.  ALT.SEX, REC.HUMOR, REC.PETS, K12, AND
>	 STARTREK AUTHORS WILL FLOOD TALK.BIZARRE"

Like they don't *now*?

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (ce)
Subject: The Ball-Peen Hammer of the Gods
Organization: Deutsches Klimarechenzentrum GmbH, Hamburg
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 09:20:37 GMT



dow dowdow dowdowdow   DUH DUHDUH DUHDUHDUH

do doot do doot DOODOODOODOO DOO

dow dowdow dowdowdow   DUH DUHDUH DUHDUHDUH

do doot do doot DOODOODOODOO DOO

Baybeeeeeeeee....ah..ah...ah...ah..Oooooooh yeah!

This Led Zeppelin Moment has been brought to you by, LivinLovin Maid Service...

She don't do your Windows.
She's just a Woman.

"Hey, I don't know these guys, really!!!" - John Paul Jones
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GREAT TB MISTAKES #37--THE 180
Date: 25 Aug 92 19:23:59 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <1992Aug25.140955.7326@macc.wisc.edu>, heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu
(JOHN HEIM	) wrote:
> 
> You can't get rid of me *that* easily.

Au contraire, mon frere.  We most certainly _can_.

We simply haven't decided whether it's worth the investment yet.

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Anita Hill
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 20:53:07 GMT

In article <BtLKA4.IB9@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
>Funny how someone can make politically motivated accusations with
>little-to-no supporting evidence and turn into a high-paid speaker
>in the feminist movement.

The correct response is:

Funny how someone can make pubic-hair jokes and assault his
subordinates with descriptions of 18" penises and parlay
that (and a Reaganesque tear-jerker about being lifted
divinely out of some condemned pigpen called Pinpoint,
Georgia) into a seat on the Supreme Court.

				--Blair
				  "Politics makes strange
				   porn-theater fellows..."
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Des Moines, Iowa
Date: 26 Aug 92 15:08:56 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


Ahh, its nice to have this nice hotel overlooking the Boardwalk in
sunny Des Moine. I sit amazed, watching all the people out there, hanging
out on the boardwalk, musclemen, vendors, crooks, trendoids. its like
suddenly Des Moines has become the new california, with loads of sun-drenched
airheads flocking to its sunny climes. What new trends will this spawn?
Anything to rival the tequila lollypop? And I sit, wondering, why in gods
name are all these folks here in Des Moine? Why would ANYONE come to des
moines? Then I think, maybe Im not in des moine, but really am in california.
thats why all the gorgeous blondes are roller blading by, the smog is
unbearable. Did i fall alseep, and was i kidnapped by aliens and then dropped
off in Santa Barbara? 

No, I really am in des moines......
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: FEMINIST/DYKE JOKES WANTED
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 04:24:17 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN ALT.FEMINISM,TALK.BIZARRE jeff@dsp.sps.mot.com (Jeff Enderwick) writes:
)
)hoping that feminists know good humor when they see it,
know good humor? ha!  they don't even know a good stiffy when they see one.

)Jeff
Rachel

)PS: I support the ERA - don't flame me too badly!
PS: I support the NRA.





-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.food.veg,news.groups
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: an idea
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 04:01:19 GMT


In a previous article, asymes@nl.oracle.com (Andy Symes) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>How about a rec.food.cannibalism as well? Cooking tips would also be welcome,
>and some ideas for butchery would not go amiss.

 asymes@nl.oracle.com -- anagram (@=a)
*************************************
   Sarcaso---my lone camel!!
*************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
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From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: men falling in love
Date: 2 Sep 92 16:29:56 GMT

Ken Johnson sez:

> I haven't been able to make any men fall in love with me.

It's the kneebiter you bring to the bars, Ken.  All the guys glom
that you're either het or ped, and look elsewhere.

Kent, the man from xanth.
"Dump the daughter!"
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: Japanese Expansion - 1930's (was: An open letter to the Emperor...)
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 92 04:28:49 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN SOC.CULTURE.CHINA,SOC.CULTURE.JAPAN,SOC.HISTORY 
liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu) writes:
)
)The reason that Japanese Army did not want to hold on to portions of
)Siberia is really quite simple if you exam the behavior of the Japanese
)Army in other occupied areas.  You see, gang raping women in sub -40C
)temperatures might cause their penises to freeze and fall off, and that 
)REALLY discouraged the Imperial Army to hold on to that WORTHLESS piece
)of territory, a warmer climate is much more prefered for the recreational
)activities of the Imperial Army ...

-- 
--
cj gypsy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik)
Subject: Re: My Generation, by steve Franklin
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 02:32:09 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <1992Aug28.183939.19246@cs.rose-hulman.edu>  
jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
> Distribution: world
> 
> In article <BtpF9J.E6s@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)  
> writes:
> *
> *   Apparently - you, as a member of this generation contribute  
bullshit.
> *How much do YOU do my friend? I can guess at very little. Then again,
> *your idea of a positive contribution and mine are quite different,
> *I assure you.
> 
> Emptying your sperm into the shower drain is positive?
> (Just a guess)

What are you doing Jeff? You embarass me. You are like a ping-pong ball  
before a bowling ball. This kind of retort gets you no where.

--
It's on fire On fire
An' we ain't got no water We aint we aint got no water
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP!
Date: 1 Sep 92 13:24:36 GMT
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada

In <7407@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:


>In article <Btv4I2.Ko4@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
>writes:

>#  how does one say "shut-up" politely yet bizarrely in such a forum? ... 
>#  how oh how do you tell someone to shut up in talk.bizarre?

>You send them a giant economy size no-deposit-no-return Fuck Off [TM]. 
>Now Fuck Off [TM]. 

Don't I get mine in the mail?

steve
-- 
aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: It's a shame that Salvador Dali is dead
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 02:57:24 GMT
Comments: Visit your mother today. Maybe she hasn't had any problems lately


Mark> bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney) writes:

>My roomate got hit by a car last week.  He was riding his bike 
...
>of ants leading from the floor up to his arm.

"Mark" == Mark Schnitzius <schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu> continuing with the
"roommates-and-ants" theme... 

Mark> My roommate Matt likes to eat cereal out of the box as a snack.
....
Mark> ants.

Mark> He went into his bathroom to wash out his mouth and said that
Mark> two ants came out of his mouth into the sink.

How about spiders?  A friend of mine, Sigourney, woke up one night
with a pain in her ear.  She brushed it and found that a spider was in
her ear.  She killed it, and assumed that she has been bitten.  And
went back to sleep.  The next few days, she scratched her ear a little
but the bite was somewhere inside it and she couldn't quite get there.
So she went to a dermathologist and the guy prescribed her some
eardrop.  She used it that night, and the itch got worse.  So she went
back to the guy, who prescribed her another drop and some vitamins.
She used those another couple of days, (while continuosly scratching
her ear) but it got worse and worse.  At the end of the week, her
whole ear looked like a huge wound, with some slimy stuff coming out
at times.  It was exactly one week after the "bite" and we were
sitting in the kitchen.  Her ear looked awful, and the poor girl was
going crazy because of the itch she couldn't scratch.  She had her
hand constantly on her ear.  I didn't have the heart to watch it, but
I just couldn't take my eyes off of it.  After five minutes of
constant scratching, she looked at her hand, which was all bloody and
slimy, in disgust and said something but I couldn't speak.  Her ear
stopped oozing that slimy stuff.  Instead, there started to come a
hundered thousand baby spiders out of it!  They were crawling out of
the ear on her face, neck and arms.  I rushed to the bathroom as she
started to scream in terror.

>No, I'm not making this up.

Mark> Neither am I.

I completely made this up (but plagiarized a little.) 

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Phillipine stories.
Date: 31 Aug 92 16:50:35 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Mojo, Tom-Tom Club, LBFM's

Shake, lather, rinse well, repeat.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27357 alt.prose:1168 alt.sex:27556 alt.sex.bondage:16393 alt.butt.harp:208
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.butt.harp
Subject: Re:    RICHH: TELL ME SOMETHING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU
Distribution: world
Date: 25 Aug 92 15:15:40 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <grendel.02s8@canetoad.UUCP> grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
>In article <1992Aug25.022358.22159@lclark.edu> larryw@lclark.edu (Larry Westdahl) writes:

<Whole bunch of shit deleted that you can find somewhere else>

As some of you may of seen in the before mentioned article I spell 
misunderstood as "miss understood".  The voices in my head have bought
it to my attention that I didn't explain to everyone the inside
joke. (Like they give a fuck.) Shut up you little shit, before I have
a fucking lobotomy and shut your piehole once and for all!(grumble)
WHAT?!!(nothing, i didn't say anything.)Damn right you didn't.

Where was I? Oh yes, I use that phrase in reference to someone, 
deliberately, only seeing their point of view. It is my piddling 
idea of an "intellecutal funny".
(ha ha. See, I told you they wouldn't give a fuck.).....I hate when
you're right.

--
"Rights? You've got lots of rights. Sometimes | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 I count them just to make myself CRAZY.      | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 But right NOW you've got a piece of glass    |
 shoved into a major artery in your arm"      |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (Lucifuge)
Subject: Re: short drug-free confession
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 20:00:25 GMT

In <1992Aug28.090925.19047@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:

>if the only reason i had for not doing drugs was the
>line of bullshit they fed me in school, i would be
>dead of an overdose by now.  i make my own decisions.

Ah, but you only *think* you make your own decisions. I mean "gypsy". 5
letters. What more do I need to say?

Ollie/Lucifuge...

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: dreams of carasso
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 13:10:16 GMT


a few months ago i had a dream in which i went to california
and (god only knows why) met carasso.

i discovered that, in actuality, he was half-black half-irish,
had been raised black moslem, and was a flaming queen with a 
transvestite lover.

his entire net.persona had been a hoax from the start.


M.
he was still an asshole, though
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Date: 30 Aug 92 12:42:56 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Aug29.081108.2347@alembic.acs.com>, gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
....
> wearing out my goddamn K key and i can't kill
> it all, there's too fucking much of it.  this
> net HATES WOMEN and i figure if the whole fucking
> net is going to hate me then i am going to give
> it a goddamn good reason.
> 
> put me in your killfile, sweetie.  i dare you.
> i've got half the goddamn net in mine, and it's
> not half near enough.
> 

...erm, but why don't you just switch off your computer and
go and do something less boring instead?

Jason
From: uswoodall@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Items in my navel
Date: 26 Aug 92 10:38:40 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

> 
>>NCAR Information Outreach Program Fact Sheet
>>  on "Boulder's Downslope Winds"
>>"Creators Admit Unix, C Hoax" article seen in various
>>  newsgroups on or around April 1
>>office staff travel schedules
>>office staff telephone numbers
>>four unused push-pins (the ones with the big, colorful handles)
>>one unused thumbtack
>>one unused regular pin
> 
> Lint.  Just lint.
> 
> John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu

Great John can I borrow some, I'm making a quilt.

kim
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SSC (was Re: 'LOSS OF VIRGINITY' STORIES)
Date: 31 Aug 92 22:00:45 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.sex.wanted
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:

Name				Number of times having sex this week
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scott Dorsey			3
Roger Carasso		       11
Mark Gooley			0*
ben                             9
ben                             3
rpwhite                         0

*masturbation does not count.
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