From: 00mddwyer@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
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Subject: Ranma Movie Script!!  (Posting)
Date: 16 Nov 92 02:54:37 GMT
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>Subject: Re: Ranma 1/2 movie script (Loooong)
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>From: cloyce@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Lemon Merchant)
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<1992Nov7.150516.22533@bilver.uucp> >Organization: The University of Texas at
Austin, Austin TX
>Keywords: Ranma girl boy funny ha ha ha
>Summary: Here it is!  Anybody care?
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>
>In article <1992Nov7.150516.22533@bilver.uucp> alex@bilver.uucp (Alex
Matulich) writes: >>
>>In previous articles, a bunch of people write:
>>
>>>>>Please send me a copy of the Ranma 1/2 movie scripts for the First movie
and
>>>>
>>>>Send them to me, too, please!
>>>
>>>If you're sending out copies please include me.
>>
>>Enough of this!  Somebody just POST the thing!!  Please?
>>(spiffy .sig deleted)
>
>Well, you asked for it, and here it is!  I didn't do it (I haven't even had
>time to read it), so I won't take any credit/blame/flames.  So, please!  >No
more "Me, too" articles.  If you know of anyone who misses this, >can't/won't
FTP, and still wants one, I will mail them.
>
>Enjoy!  The script begins here:
>-----------------------------------------------------------
>
>                           RANMA MOVIE
>                TRANSLATED BY KENSKAA L. TAKAZAKI
>Happozai: A BIG CATCH!  A BIG CATCH! HA HA HA HA!! >Happozai: There you are!
>Happozai: A Bra, a Bra!!
>Screams: A pervert! KIYAAAAA!!
>Happozai:  Who's there?!
>Happozai: Ha I've found you!
>
>                             (song)
>
>SOH UNabiki:  Bingo!
>Happozai:  Hmm, where did she go?
>H.  Something fishy here...  SWEET!!
>Happozai:  How uncareful.  I must take these to a safer place!
>Ranma:  What are you doing?
>Happozai:  Er.. picking up something I dropped.
>Ranma:  Something you dropped eh?
>Happozai:  Hey Ranma, long time no see.  If you want some, I'll split my
share! >Ranma: No thanks!
>Happozai:  How about Akane's?  Can't resist that offer, can you?
>Ranma:  Who would want that ugly girl's underwear?
>Akane:  Who's ugly?!
>Akane:  I can imaging Happozai stealing underwear, but you?  How dare you!
>R+Happozai:  WAAAAAA
>Ranma:  What were you listening to?  I was only trying to protect your
under..eh? >Akane:  So you've finally shown your true identity.  No Excuses!!
>Ranma:  WAAAAA
>Ranma:  GiGi, come back here!
>Akane: Ranma!
>Nabiki: Don't those guys ever grow up?
>Ryoga:  Where am I?
>Happozai: Being chased by two lovely girls!  I must be famous!
>Ranma: Stop squirming around and give yourself up!
>Akane:  You give yourself up!
>Ryoga:  I'm beginning to hear Akane's voice in my head...
>Ryoga:  Wait a sec?
>BANG
>Ryoga:  That was unmistakably, Ranam and Happozai!
>	How dare they treat me like this!
>Akane: Come back here!
>Akane: Ryogakun, I'm sorry!
>Ryoga:  By the looks of this, something must have befallen her. >	I must
protect her from those idiots!
>SPLASH
>Happozai: HA HA 
>Ranma: You come back here!
>Ranma:  Alright, take this!
>Happozai:  A free ride!
>Ranma: That monster jiji!
>CRASH
>S:  Ni hau, Ranma! Today nice day.  We go on date! >Ranma: Ride on the
sidewalk, Shampoo!
>S:  No worry little thing!
>SPLASH
>Ranma:  YEOWWWWW
>Ranma: I'm not an instant noodle!
>Akane: What are you guuys doing?
>SPLASH
>Ranma:  WHY MEEE?
>Kuno: Pony tail girl, come into my arms! >Ranma: Yeah, right!
>BANG
>Kuno:  A touching love sign.. I approve!
>Kuno: I'll follow you to Hell!
>Moose: That was Ranma!
>Baba: Yes with Shampoo!  What's all the racket? >Moose: ??
>BANG
>Moose:  Ranma, how dare you mess with my Shampoo! >Baba: I don't know, but
this will be fun! >Ukiyo: Wh-What's going on?
>Tsubasa:  Ukyo, long time no see!
>Ukiyo: Who called you!
>BANG
>Ukiyo: Shoot, that was my sign!  Wait!
>?: Pony-tail girl.  She brings back memories. >Azusa:  Charlotte, Charlotte! 
Come!
>? :  Wait!  Stop!
>Azusa:  Charlotte!
>Y:  Ho Ho Ho !
>CRASH!
>Store clerk:  Robber!
>Happozai: If you want revenge, my name is Saotome Ranma! >Happozai: Now that
I'm done with snack, back for lunch! >Happozai:  Ranma, long time no see!
>Happozai:  What's this, a marthon event?! >Ranma: Who d'ya think caused this? 
IDIOT!!
>BANG
>Laichi: I've finally found you,  Happozai! >Ranma: Jiji, do something about
this! >Happozai:  Idiot, it ain't that easy! >Akana:  It's all your fault,
Ranma! 
>Ranma:  Well you don't listen till the end! >Akane: You even hugged Shampoo!
>Ranma: Can't you act a little cuter than that? >Akane: Saying that won't
please any girl! >Ranma: An ugly girl like you?
>Akane:  Say that again?
>Ranma:  With pleaure!  Ugly, ugly,  AAAAHHH?! >Genma:  Kasumi's cuisine is
always delicious! >KAkane:  Oh, please!
>SOH UNabiki:  Saying that won't improve things.  >KAkane:  When are those guys
coming home? >Genma:  Oh, they'll smell the food and come back! >BANG
>SOH UNabiki:  Ranma, Akane, I demand an explanation!! >Nabiki:  You don't need
one..
>SOH UNabiki:  What in the 
>Ranma: Wh- what the
>SOH UNabiki: An elephant?
>KAkane:  How cute!
>Baba: I sense a great power in this elephant observing that it was that huge
figure! >Akane:  Get off!
>Ryoga:  Akanesan, are you OK?
>Akane: A circus girl?
>Laichi: That a boy, Jasmin!
>Laichi: I've finally found you!  Take responsibility!!
>Akane:  A scroll?
>Laichi:  It has been a family treasure!  Happozai, give me back my happiness!
>Laichi:  Listen to my--Ah!?
>
>	                 (ship appears)
>
>Ranma: Who are you?
>Kirin: I'm the head of the Seven Gods, Kirin!
>Laichi: Prince!
>Akane: Huh?
>Kirin: The time has come for me to finally claim my bride!
>Laichi: Prince!
>Laichi: Prince!
>Kirin: Who are you?
>Laichi: Huh?
>KI: I have no need of you.  You don't have the scroll.
>Nabiki: Hey, Akane!  Ain't that the scroll
>Akane: Huh?
>Kirin: Ebiten!! (name of one of the gods)
>Ebiten: ??
>RY+Ranma:  Akane!  Akanesan!!
>Ryoga: Akanesan!
>Ranma: You! Let her go!
>Kirin: How dare you come aboard without an invitation!
>       Take the wrath of the Seven Gods!!
>BANG
>everyone: Ranma!!
>Kirin:  Once the scrolls become one, this lady shall become my wife! >Akane:
Excuse me!
>Ranma: Wait!  It ain't over yet!
>Ryoga: How dare you treat me like this! >SOH UNabiki: Akane
>Ryoga: Akanesan!
>Akane: Ranma!
>Laichi: Prince!  Prince!
>Shampoo: Ranma, you okay now?  Ranma?
>Ryoga: Who the Hell were those guys?
>Moose: He mentioned something about the Seven Gods? >Ryoga: Ji-san, you must
know somthing about this, eh? >Happozai: What are you talking about?
>Ryoga: Shut up!  It's written all over your face! 
>Baba: The Seven Gods are said to dwell up in the Chinese mountains at
Nekokonron!  >But why have they suddenly come down?
>Happozai: I guess I must confess.
>Happozai: It was when I was 18 and training hard. >Happozai: I was heading
into a dilema. >Villagers:Poor girl, she's to be sacraficed. >The Seven Gods
are ruthless.
>They want to unite to conquer the world! 
>Happozai: How dare they kill for greed! Unforgivable! >Genma: My Gosh!
>SOH UNabiki: So the Seven Gods are out to conquer the world! >Happozai: 
Therefore, I set out to steal the scroll. >Happozai:  Because I goofed,  I got
injured and couldn't move. 
>Happozai:  It was then when I first saw her.  She was nice and modest.
>Happozai: ARE YOU GUYS LISTENING?!!
>Nabiki: I was listening!
>Happozai: Good for you, Nabiki!
>Nabiki: So Akane was kidnapped because you stole the scroll! >Ranma: So Akane
is to be sacraficed?
>Ryoga: I'm going to rescue her!
>Ranma: Idiot, it will take you forever to get there.  I'll go with you!
>Shampoo: Ranma go, I go!
>Baba: Yes, it'll be a nice oprtunity for you revisit the home country.
>Moose: If Shampoo goes, I'm going!
>SOH UNabiki: Thank you Ranma and everybody.  This is the strength of
friendship! >SOH UNabiki: What about you guys!!
>Happozai: OK, OK, We'll go!
>Ranma: OK guys, let's go!!
>KAzusa: Yes, but how?
>Ranma: Uhh, ...dunno!
>Kuno: Leave it all to me!
>Nabiki: Hey watch it!
>Kuno: You shut up!
>Kuno: Taking you to China is no problem! >Ranma: Kuno!
>Ryoga: Hey you're nice guy after all! >Kuno: No problem!  OK, let's go! >Kuno:
Straight Ahead!
>Ranma: I knew this was coming! 
>Happozai: I wonder about Akane.  I miss her so much! >Ryoga: Hey, Jiji!  Whats
that you've got? >Happozai: Her bra!
>Ryoga: You scum!  I'll kill you!
>Ranma: Hey stop it! We'll sink!
>Ranma: I knew this was coming!
>Happozai: A free ride, a free ride!
>Ranma: We're saved!  Help Us!!
>Ebiten: As a humble servant, I have brought you the princess! >Kirin: Well
done!
>Akane: What's the deal here kidnapping me.  I demand an explaniation! >Ebiten:
Watch your mouth!
>Kirin: Never mind!  She's to be my bride anyway.
>Akane:  BRIDE?!!
>Ebiten: Yes.  It is a tradition that the bearer of the
>        scroll must become the bride of the prince.
>Kirin: Come, let us create a sweet home and live happily.. right, Ebiten?
>Ebiten: Right!
>Akane: What are you guys saying?
>BANG!!
>Bishyamon: Kirin!
>Ebiten: Hoow dare you?
>Akane: Whoops,  I must have overdone it! >Bishyamon: How dare you, little
girl! >Akane: Hey, wait!
>Akane: Hey wait!
>Akane: Where am I?  Looks like a storage room. >Akane: Rice and pickled
vegetables?
>Akane: Is this how you treat a bride?! >Genma: sign (This is Animal Week)
>Ranma: Damn it!
>Kuno: Pony tail girl!
>Ranma: KIYAAA!  A CAT!!
>Laichi: Kiyaaaa!
>Ranma: C'mon!  Let us on!
>SOH UNabiki: ??
>Genma: Yeah, yeah!
>Laichi: SHUDDUP!!
>Laichi: Your'e in no position to argue when you've stole my prince!
>Happozai: I agree!  Let's forget them and get married!
>Laichi:  It's all your fault!
>Laichi: Oh!  Just when I thought things were on the role, I get turned down! 
I'm so >unfortnate!
>Laichi:  Are you guys listening?!!
>Laichi:  Why me?
>Happozai:  Let's have fun!
>WHAM!!
>Everyone:  Yeah!  Do it!  Kill it! >Happozai:  How dare you treat me like
this! >Laichi:  KIYAAA
>Happozai:  Oh no, the boat will sink! >Ranma:  It's your fault!
>Laichi:  Take responsibility!
>Kuno:  Why me?
>Laichi:  Because I rescued you from drowning! >Laichi:  All calm?
>Ranma: Yup!
>Laichi:  No more water leaking!
>Ranma:  Why did you come to Tendo Dojo in the first place? >GRAB
>Ranma: Wh-what?
>Laichi:  Will you listen to sad story?
>Ranma:  G-go ahead!
>Laichi:  It's been six years since then...
>Kirin:  Well have you made up your mind? >NAkane:  What's this?
>Kirin:  Breakfast, ofcourse!
>Kirin:  Not eating?
>Akane: Not hungry!
>Kirin:  That's not good.  Someone, bring the medicine! >Akane:  Not that!  How
in the world can you guys
>	mange eating the same stuff each day!
>Kirin:  Yesterday was cabbage pickled vegetables right? >Akane:  I'm saying
don't you eat something different? >Kirin:  What other pickled vegetables do
you want? >Akane: No!  I mean like hamberger or fried eggs.. >Kirin:  Fried
Eggs?!!
>       (in japanese fried eggs is literally 'fried eyeballs'  it's a pun)
>Ebiten:  There is nothing but rice and pickled vegetables abord this ship! >		
So you better get used to it!
>Akane:  Hmphh!
>Ebiten:  What's that atitiude!
>Kirin:  What a spoiled girl!
>Akane:  I can't stand it any more!  Same stuff over and over again!
>Ranma:  So marriage is guaranteed if you find the scroll?
>Laichi:  But bad things kept on happening to me.  Fire, attacked by pirates...
>Ranma:  So how did you get the scroll?
>Laichi:  My grandmother told me that Happozai gave it to her.
>Ranma:  You came all the way for that?
>Laichi: Yes!
>KIDS:  Look, a show!
>SOH UNabiki:  But how did the scroll become a symbol for happiness then?
>Ranma:  How should I know?
>Ryoga: In order to get rid of it,
>       Happozai mst have told a lie saying it was a symbol for happiness.
>Shampoo: ???
>Happozai:  Well at least I'm forgivin.
>Laichi:  Who said I forgave you?!
>Akane:  I'm scared.
>Akane:  So here it is!
>Akane:  Ughh!
>Ranma:  Hey, chill down!
>Laichi:  Jasmin, what's wrong?
>Laichi:  Oh my!
>Kirin:  What's the noise?
>Kirin:  Hey, those pots!
>Akane:  Stay back!  Or I'll pull this lever!
>T1+T2:  No, don't!
>Ebiten:  If you do, all the pickled vegetables will fall from the hatch below!
>FKirin:  Do you hate me that much?
>Akane:  Not you, but the diet you guys eat!
>Kirin:  Hands off!
>Kirin:  Stop this nonesense!  Are you telling us to eat just plain rice?
>Akane:  Idiots, I'm saying there's other stuff you can eat!
>Akane:  Go ahead, try!
>Kirin:  What's this?
>Akane:  My specialty...
>Akane: Are ya gonna eat it or not!
>Kirin:  OK!
>Ebiten:  Prince!
>Kirin:  Don't move!
>Kirin:  Incredible!  So this is other food than pickled vegetables! >Akane: 
You get my point?  There's other stuff that's delicious! >Akane:  What's wrong?
>everybody:  Prince!
>Kirin:  pickled vegetables!
>Akane:  pickled vegetables?
>Ebiten:  How dare you poison him with that stuff!
>Akane:  That was my specialty!
>Ebiten:  Throughout the centuries,that's all we're able to eat! >Akane: 
What?!
>Kirin:  pickled vegetables!
>Akane:  Wait a sec!
>Kirin:  pickled vegetables!  Quick!
>Ebiten:  Prince!
>Akane:  Will this do?
>Kirin:  Akane!
>Kirin: Put back the lever!
>Ebiten:  Y-yes!
>Laichi: Quick before we lose sight of them! >Ranma: JIJI, Help us!
>Happozai:  Look!
>WAAAAAA!!
>Everyone:  Akane!
>Laichi:  Prince!
>Laichi:  Prince, are you ok?
>everyone:  Akane!
>Ebiten:  Prince!
>Ryoga:  Akane-san!
>Kuno:  Two beautiful women kidnapped at the same time! >Happozai:  Akane,
Ranme, Lunch,  take me with you! >G+SOH UNabiki:  You wish is granted!!
>everyone: Prince!
>Ebiten:  Wait. What's this?
>SOH UNabiki:  FIRE!!
>Ebiten:  An intruder!  To your stations! >Ranma:  Hey release us before ya go!
>Happozai:  How dare you treat me like this! >Happozai: Oh yeah!  Lunch, Akane,
Ranma!! >Happozai:  Oh!  Pretty sister!
>Shampoo:  Give back Ranma!
>Kuno:  And Akane and the pony tail girl! >Ebiten:  Youv'e gotta kill us to get
them! >Everyone:  Let's go!
>Ranma:  Akane, you ok?
>Akane: Ranma! Huh?
>L :  Prince...
>Moose: No way!
>Laichi:Prince!
>Ranma:  Hey!
>Akane:  Hmm, I see!  So that's it! >Ranma: Oh, yeah, speak for yourself!
>Akane:  Huh?
>Ranma:  Your taste for guys has grown pretty bad. >2Akane:  Well at least he
ate my specialty! >Ranma:  Oh, is that why he looks so ill! >Akane:  What?  Say
that again!
>Laichi:  Prince!
>Laichi: Prince, are you ok?
>Ranma:  This so happens to be his bride. >Akane:  What?
>Ranma: I guess your fun is all spoiled now. Too bad! >BANG
>Ranma:  What the heck?!
>Kirin:  Wh-where am I?
>Laichi:  Prince!
>Kirin:  Who are you?
>Laichi:  I'm the real owner of the scroll.  I'm the one you're supposed to
marry! >Kirin:  My bride is nobody but her!
>Laichi: No!
>Ranma:  Hey, what's with this bride buisness?!
>Kirin:  It's by tradition that the owners of the scroll
>	make a life long commitment to each other.
>Ranma:  I didn't mean that!  I won't allow that to happen! >Kirin:  What?!
>Akane:  Ranma.
>Kirin:  I don't need your permission!
>Ranma:  Well she's my fiancee!
>Akane:  Ranma!
>Kirin:  Fiancee? Don't joke.
>Ranma:  I'm not lying!
>Kirin:  But you're a girl!
>Ranma:  Wha..er..whoops.
>Akane:  Idiot!
>Ranma:  But still I forbid you to take her! >Ranma:  If you do...
>Kirin:  If I do.?
>Ranma:  If you do I'll..
>Kirin:  If you do you'll..?
>Akane:  Ranma!
>Ranma: I'LL POISON YOU ALL WITH AKANE'S SPECIALTY!!!!!! >Akane:  RANMA YOU
IDIOT!!!!
>BANG!
>Kirin:  We're off!
>Ebiten: Kirin!
>Ryoga:  I've got you now!
>BANG
>$Benten:  Let's put an end to this, shall we? >BANG
>Moose:  Shampoo!  WAHH
>BANG
>Ranma:  This is terrible!
>Kirin:  Ha, what imbeciles! >WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>Kirin:  Come, Akane... AHHH
>Akane:  You ok?
>Laichi:  Don't let go!
>Ranma:  Damn it!
>Akane:  I'm sorry for all the trouble. >Kirin:  It's not your fault.  Don't
worry. >Akane:  It is my fault!
>	I thought it was a lousy diet so I made you try other foods.
>Akane:  But that was my opinion.  Besides, my cuisine is awful! >Akane:  I'm
really sorry!
>Kirin:  That's ok.
>Akane:  Eh?
>Kirin:  It's useless to think about the past.
>	What matters is that you did it for me.
>Akane:  Kirin
>Kirin:  I'm happy.  Nobody has been ever thoughtful to me.
>Kirin:  Please, marry me..
>Kirin:  Akane!
>Akane:  Sorry but I..
>Kirin:  You long for the so called Ranma eh?  HA HA that useless idiot,
Ranma?! >Kirin:  I'm the one who's most suitable for you!
>Akane:  Ranma will come.. to get you back! >Kirin:  Rather to get you back,
no? >Kirin:  But I won't let you go!
>Kirin:  If he does, we shall have a duel over you.
>Akane:  Ranma will win!
>Kirin:  There is no term 'loss' for me.
>	When Ranma loses, you promise to come with me!
>Akane:  Fine!
>Kirin:  As soon as we arrive at Nekokonron, we'll be ready for him. >Ranma: 
Ji-san.  Is that Nekokonron
>Happozai:  Yes, that rock marks the place!
>Ranma:  What's that!?
>Happozai:  Hey, stay calm!  WAH!
>Kirin:  Come!
>Ranma:  Umphh!  What a ride!  Hmm?
>Ranma:  A Tower up there?!
>Happozai:  That's the main castle where we must head to! >Ranma:  What!?  Then
Akane is--WAH!
>Ranma:  What's this?
>Happozai:  A rock..
>Ranma:  I mean this!
>Ranma:  What in the...Laichi, read it!
>Laichi:  'There will be a wedding with Prince Kirin and Tendo Akane.  All
visitors, i >nvited and uninvited,  please go through the gates.'
>Ranma:  So this is a challenge to a fight eh?  Fine with me!
>Laichi:  Hey wait!
>Happozai:  Go Ranma!  This will test your strength and ability.  But you must
defeat al >l the gods in order to get through.  Wait.. that means  ....
>Happozai:  Benten-chaaaann!
>Bishyamon:  Here comes the scumbags!
>Bishyamon:  You'll never get past the mighty Bishyamon!
>Ranma:  Ugg, looks like a toughy!
>Happozai:  Get out of the way!
>Bishyamon:  Eh?
>Happozai:  Benten is all mine!
>BANG
>Ranma: Good work, ji-san! We'll go ahead! >Ranma:  What's this?
>Ranma:  Does that mean 'come in'?  Fine deal! >Laichi:  Wait!
>T1:  Ha!  I have you!
>T2:  Hmm, nice move.
>Ranma:  You the guards?
>T2:  Ah, the guest!
>T1:  Yes, the guest!
>Ranma:  Hmphh.  Excuse me, but I'm getting through if you don't mind! >T1: 
What a noisy fellow. 
>T2:  Oh well.. let's play with him.
>T1:  Row 14!
>Ranma:  A huge 'go' stone?  (a marker for Japanese othello)
>T1:  Precisely!  This whole gate is a 'go' board.  Row 13! >T2:  Row 16!
>T1:  Row 3!
>BANG
>Ranma:  Thoses bastards!
>T1:  That's right, run while you can!
>T2:  And when you run out of space, it's the end of you! >Ranma:  Space?! 
That's it!
>T2:  Hey, he disappeared.
>T1:  Where did he go?
>Ranma:  Heh, your tactic has one major weak spot!
>		Once a space is occupied, it can't be used.
>		Therefore the more you occupy, the more space I get!
>T1+T2:  Oh No!  He's right!
>Ranma:  I have you now!
>CRASH
>Ranma:  Ha, now it's broken!
>T2:  How dare you!
>CRASH
>Ranma:  Heh, two down!
>
>			               Laser Disc Side B
>
>Ranma:  Where's the guard?
>Ranma:  Oh a free pass!  Ehh...
>Ranma:  He's huge!
>Laichi:  Bigger than Jasmin!
>Laichi:  Jasmin?
>Ranma:  What the!
>Laichi:  Looks like they've become friends.. >Ranma:  Which means we can get
through! >Laichi:  Jasmin, keep him company!
>Kirin:  So beautiful!
>Ranma:		I have need for another guy ahead so let me through!
>Benten:  What a child..Your no match for me.
>Ranma:  Oh yeah?  Come down here!
>Benten:  I'm the guard and you'll never get by me!
>Benten:  ??? (a name for her weapon spell)
>Benten:  The more you strougle, the tighter they get!
>Akane:  ARGGGGHH
>Benten: Do you now know my strength?  Go home and I'll spare your life!
>Ranma:  No way!
>Benten:  !
>Ranma:  I'll get through even if it means death! >Benten:  Too bad.. Then
DIE!!!
>BANG
>Ranma:  Wh-at?
>Shampoo:  You ok, Ranma?
>Ranma:  Shampoo!
>Benten:  You idiots!
>Shampoo:  You, I kill!
>Ranma:  Shampoo!
>Shampoo:  Ranma go!  
>Ranma:  Thanks!
>Benten:  Wait!
>Shampoo:  You mine now!
>Benten:  So be it!
>Ranma:  Shampoo!
>Laichi:  Ranma, let's go!
>Ebiten:  I commend you for making it up to here.
>Ebiten:  But I won't let you through!
>Ranma:  I've got no time to waste!  Make way or die!
>FIGHT
>Laichi:  Ranma!
>Ranma:  This is nothing!
>Ebiten: Good!  The fun has yet to come!
>Ebiten:  You're pathetic!  It's a wonder you made it up to here! >Ebiten:  But
now you die!
>BANG
>Ebiten:  Who dares?
>Ryoga:  Ranma, leave Akane up to me!
>Ranma:  Ryoga?
>Ebiten:  No one get's by WAH?!
>Kuno:  YA YA YA YA YA !! Where's Akane?!
>Ebiten:  How dare they use me as a door mat! >Happozai:  Akanechan!!
>Moose:  Shampoo!  You'll be ok!
>Shampoo:  Aiya!  Me here!
>G+SOH UNabiki:  Akane, here we come!! >Ranma:  H-how did they get here?
>Ebiten:  N-nobody get's past by  ..(clunk)
>Kirin: You must rejoin the two halves of the scroll. >Kirin:  It will signify
our commitment.
>Kirin:  Here!
>Kirin:  Now rejoin the two.
>Kirin:  Why do you hestitate?
>Akane:  Ranma, aren't you going to come? >Ryoga:  Akanesan!
>Akane:  Ryoga!
>everyone:  Akane!!
>Akane:  Everybody!  Ji-san, where's Ranma? >Ryoga:  Give back Akane!
>Kirin:  How dare you intrude a holy marriage! >Laichi:  What's that?!
>Ranma:  Damn it!
>Akane:  Father, oji-san, Ryogakun!
>Kirin:  Aren't you glad thatwe've got rid of the pests? >Akane:  Glad that my
father and friends got knocked out?! >Ranma:  Wait on sec!
>Akane:  Ranma!
>Ranma:  So we finally meet!  Finish buisiness, shall we? >Kirin:  You can not
defeat me.
>Ranma:  Yeah, we'll see!
>YAA
>Ranma:  My punches aren't goin in!
>Kirin:  Your attack is useless!
>Akane:  Ranma!
>Ranma:  Why aren't my punches hitting him?
>	Is there some kind of invisible wall?
>	What's all these marks on my hands?
>Ranma:  Chopsticks!  So that's what he's using to catch my fists with! >Akane:
Stop!  Or else Ranma will-
>Ranma:  Shut up!  This no place for a girl!
>Akane:  What?!  I'm worrying for you!  You'll get killed!
>Kirin:  That's right!  So stay back!
>Ranma:  My blows are useless.. which means..
>Kirin:  Ranma, let's stop the child play.
>Ranma:  Something that he can't grasp with his chopsticks. >Kirin:  With my
method, I'll send you to Hell!
>Ranma:  But what can't he grasp?  Huh, sweat?  That's it! >Kirin:  Get ready,
Ranma!
>Ranma:  Get ready yourself!
>CRASH
>Akane:  Ranma?
>Ryoga:  What?!
>Kirin:  So you've finally accpeted defeat?
>Ranma:  Not really.  On contrary, I now can go past your guards! >Akane:  This
is hot water?!
>Ryoga:  Idiot!  He used his last bit of strength to make that hole! >Kirin: 
Impressive strength.  But I'd like to see you get past my guard. >Ranma: Sure! 
Just you wait!
>Ranma:  Improvised Attack!!
>Kirin:  Hmph!  what improvised atta-
>BANG
>Kirin:  What?!
>Ryoga:  One to the body!
>Kirin:  Hmphh that was sheer luck!
>BANG
>Kirin:  Impossible!  How is he able to!
>Ranma:  Surprised?!  Take this!
>BANG
>Ryoga:  I get it!  Ranma drived the water with his fists like a water pistol!
>Moose:  It's like trying to catch noddle soup with chopsticks!
>SOH UN:  Good job, Ranma!
>Genma:  Ofcourse, he's my son!
>Akane: Ranma!
>Kirin: I've never met a guy like you.
>Kirin:  In this case, I shall fight with all my strength! >Kirin:  ?? (name of
weapon)
>Ranma:  Dragon Hurricane!!
>Kirin:  What?!
>BANG
>Kirin: I, the prince of the Seveb Gods losing to this scum?! >Ranma:  Yeah!!
>Ranma:  What?!  What?!
>Laichi: The scroll!!
>Ranma: Akane!
>Ranma:  Shoot, my body can't move freely! >Ranma: Hey give Akane back!
>Kirin: No!  She's tp be my bride! >Kirin:  The Scroll!!
>Ranma:  Akane!  Akane!
>Ranma: Gasp, that was awful!
>Akane: Thanks for coming to rescue me, Ranma!
>Ranma:  It's nothing!
>Laichi:  Here, the important scroll.
>Kirin:  Thanks.
>Kirin:  Akane , I've learned a lot from you, thanks!
>Akane:  Oh, it's nothing!
>Kirin:  Ranma, I've never met a person like you.  It's my total loss. >Ranma: 
That means you've given up Akane?
>Kirin:  The scroll was more important to me than Akane.
>	Therefore, You're the man suitable for her!
>Ranma:  Laichi, what are you going to do from now? >Laichi:  I'm going to
start all over again.
>	 Hopefully find a real prince riding on a white horse.
>Ranma:  What was in the scroll anyway?
>Shampoo:  Let me see..
>Shampoo:  The secret of the Seven Gods..
>	  How to make delicious Seven God Pickled Vegetables?!!
>Shampoo:  Once the scrolls are united, this should made as a symbol for
bonding. >	  First, the groom washes the vegetables.  Then the bride
seasons it.
>	  Then together, they add the soy sauce...
>Happozai:  Shampoo, you have such a cute voice.
>Ryoga:  Hey, jiji!  What danger to the world?!  What sacrafice?!\
>Moose:  The scroll is a mere recepie!
>Happozai:  Hey, but it was a great training session, no?
>Ranma:  What training session?!!
>BANG
>
>	              END SONG
>
>Akane:  A month after, they sent this picture along with the pickled
vegetables. >SOH UNabiki:  Bingo!
>SOH UNabiki:  But Saotomekun, you should have gone to the Junsenkyo while we
were at >China!
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>END!!!
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>"Ut!" - FC
>-- 
>Cloyce D. Spradling       | *He's* the Keeper of the Cheese.  I'm just
>cloyce@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu | the Lemon Merchant.
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