HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: faking it
From: quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 01:43:29 GMT
Organization: Welligton City Council, Public Access.

rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz writes:

>>> bah.
>>
>>   bah squared. The quality control inspectors job came up and I just missed
>>out AGAIN ! Oh well, back to the mailing...
> 
> i'll let you know when i get tired...

   Oh well, given the state of my social life at present, I'd be happy to
settle for those that didn't make the grade. Please fax them to the Wellington
office.

> you have to register that use of the trademark bah with me. otherwise, i'll
> get some of the people at alt.angst to make you pay.

   Oh, God, NO ! Hordes of depressed angstful individuals polluting the
pristine whitespace of a.r.k. ? It's bad enough having to listing to Hobbsie's
drivel... . I give up, rachel, do with me what you will !

> bah.(tm)

   Mind you, there's 40 million sheep down these parts that said it first...

Tony Q.
 "New Zealand. 40 million sheep, 3 million people. Where IS everyone ?"- SM
From: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: anniversary
Date: 14 Sep 92 01:25:27 GMT
Organization: Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave. Cambridge, MA 02139
In-reply-to: kibo@world.std.com's message of 13 Sep 92 07:24:25 GMT

In article <BuI9wq.L2D@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>     In exactly seven years (September 13, 1999), the Moon will be
>torn out of Earth orbit by a massive nuclear explosion, and will be
>hurled into space.  Red alert!

   Velikovsky would be so proud. 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Subject: Re: note to kibo
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 14:31:52 GMT

In article <090792.65574@usaf2.wash.gov> dquayle@usaf2.wash.gov (Just a heart-beat away) writes:
>AHEM, Mr. "kibo"
>
>I have poured over all of my references and regret to inform you that
>your infamous alias is misspelled.
>
>For the record:  IT'S "kiboe"
>
>My apologies for any controversy suurounding this announcement.
>
>--
>The big JDQ
>No email neccessary, NSA's grep far outshines "kiboe's"

HAHA I GETIT!!!1

DAN QUAYLE CAN"T SPELL!!!#/

JUST  LI*@%))&^#%%%%%%%VpNAgqbGuVF...


-- 
Jeff Klein             | "Happily, Ral doffs his outer clothing for a
Browsing Boy of the LNH|  refreshing dip in one of the dangerous 
klein@kira.egr.msu.edu |  chemical vats." - Ty Templeton 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,talk.religion.misc
From: ro@panix.com (r l reid)
Subject: Re: advice sought: handling on-street harassment
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:38:56 GMT
Organization: Playdoh's Republic
Keywords: gaybashing, fundamentalists, religious zealots, street-corner, college town

In article <1992Sep5.143038.10555@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> lfoard@Turing.ORG (Lawrence C. Foard) writes:
>In article <1992Sep4.192539.27407@panix.com> ro@panix.com (r l reid) writes:
>>
>>I must be really confused.
>>
>>I work almost exclusivly with rational numbers in my music (most music
>>is based around the 12th root of 2)....
>>
>>and yet I cook mostly with beans and grain.
>>
>
>Text of 10-
> Where as the eating of beans, canibalism, and running over kittens
>with lawn mowers is immoral and shall not be tolerated by the citizens of
>Massachussets. 

Look, fatherfucker, I am fighting the good fight against the piano and
its institutionalization of the 12th root of 2 as some kind of magic
number.  Personally, I like 3, and I like small number ratios.

But Plato (hwwwwack sPIT!) can shove his putdowns of feminine scales
up his young boys butt.

Remember - the circle of fifths ain't supposed to come out even,
and beans and the foods of the demigods. I love em.

Pretender!

-- 
		r l reid	ro@panix.com
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Help Kibo Redesign His Business Card
Date: 14 Sep 92 22:49:25 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>[]
>	I've just finished designing the front of my stunning new
>over-designed business card (it'll be five colors, glossy, two-sided,
>because it's going to be printed in the margins of another press job.)
>However, I can't quite decide what to fill the back with.  I need
>something which is slightly pretentious, slightly tacky, and positively
>weird--these are requirements for any designer's self-promotion.

A microdot bearing your .sig .

Oh, you mean physically possible designs.

How about a fried egg?  I've associated them with you ever since
that fine ascii portrait with the rising Spot circulated a while
ago.

A diagram of the human lymphatic system.

A steam iron made of Swiss cheese.

Deep blue polka dots on a black background.

A cornucopia spilling cans of succotash.

A naked mole rat.

-- 
Matt McIrvin, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: RFD: alt.religion.pythagorean
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 18:04:53 GMT

Due to the overwhelming amount of bandwidth being taken up on alt.religion.
kibology by this Pythagorean Reformed Church or whatever it is, I would like to
request that a new newsgroup be created for the purpose of supporting this
religion.

I fail to see how the PRC is allowable under the aegis of Kibology, so it would
be more suited to its own group.  Mr. Foard can pursue this project if he
wishes.  Note that this is not posted to alt.config, since the newsreader I
use(tin)is unable to handle crossposts easily.  Braindead, huh?  But enough
about me.

If this group is created, I recommend that all PRC postings be remove from
alt.religion.kibology so that I DON'T HAVE TO WADE THROUGH ALL THAT CRAP
ANYMORE!  JESUS, FELLA, GET A LIFE!  <slap>  <slap>  Sorry.  I realize, Mr.
Foard, that you wish an audience for your proselytization, but perhaps you
would be so kind as to find that audience in a newsfroup that is not actively
dedicated to another religion.  I mean, if you did this in a Catholic church,
they'd probably fit you for cement overshoes, know what I'm saying?

Thank you, and goodnight.

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"What have I done to piss the gods off?"  ---Terence Trent D'Arby
Current Album--Aztec Camera:Love
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Subject: give up on Re: Viruses: was(Re: aids started by cia?)
Organization: More Inept Transliterations
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 03:33:14 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.015639.9030@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> 
rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>
>>> In article <TS2JJJ6@taronga.com> arielle@taronga.com 
(Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>> >
>>> >ObUL:  The K in Vitamin K stands for Kibo.
>>> 
>
>ObKibo: the 'std' in kibo's email address stands for sexually transmitted
>disease... (i thought that might get us back to the subject of the original 
>post.)

Awwww! I thought it stood for STuDs, because Kibo and Mark DiCarla were
really the same person, but one has a beard. (Kibo belongs
to the Sy Sperling Facial Hair Club for Men.)

~ibo
--
the nonibo -ibo
M. Scott Ramming  
Cambridge MA 02139
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Confuscious says... (the final one)
Date: 6 Sep 1992 03:51:36 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <mcirvin.715641645@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>K180 is a Space Plow in Galactic Bloodshed, the game that eats
>your life even faster than Usenet!

You've obviously never played netrek.

5150
you have a local server, for crying out loud
From: nweaver@ocf.berkeley.edu (Nicholas Weaver)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Fun with Kibo
Date: 4 Sep 1992 22:59:12 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandstorm.berkeley.edu


	Have fun.  Put "Kibo" in your .sig.  :)
-- 
                             Nicholas C. Weaver
nweaver@ocf.berkeley.edu                           nweaver@soda.berkeley.edu
It is a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, .signifying nothing.
              Everything I have learned has been by hearsay
From: pbreton@cs.umb.edu (=PUFF)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: I AM THE ONE TRUE PUFF!!
Summary: (same)
Keywords: puff
Date: 11 Sep 92 01:25:55 GMT
Distribution: ne
Organization: TheThroneOfTruePuffness


  heretic Kibo worsippers, and assorted bootlickers and toadies!!!

  **I** AM THE ONE TRUE PUFF!!!!!

  WORSHIP ME ACCORDINGLY!!!!!!

  And remember that there will be no new and approved adventures of
the starship Pancake until further notice!


  The one, the only....

  PUFF  PUFF  PUFF  PUFF  PUFF  PUFF  PUFF  PUFF
From: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Help Kibo Redesign His Business Card
Date: 14 Sep 92 14:44:57 GMT
Organization: Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave. Cambridge, MA 02139
In-reply-to: kibo@world.std.com's message of 14 Sep 92 05:16:30 GMT

In article <BuJynI.8sF@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>        a) Photo of me in a gas mask and riot helmet, printed in blue on
>black.  My favorite idea, but I haven't been able to get a photograph with
>enough contrast yet (ever try to photograph someone's face through two
>layers of plastic and rubber?)  Very nineties.  Very scary and memorable.

   This sounds even better than the idea I had in mind.  My original idea
was that you should have the back of the card reflect your true inner
personality.  Leave it blank.  :-)
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Viruses: was(Re: aids started by cia?)
Date: 11 Sep 92 17:05:27 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <BuED4s.5D1@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>In article <1992Sep10.154507.15250@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>>kibo knows what i'm talking about.
>
>But do I know what I'm talking about?  Nooooooo.
>

well, i could help you with that.

bah.



--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: jkiley@andy.bgsu.edu (James H. Kiley)
Subject: Re: anniversary
Organization: Bowling Green State University B.G., Oh.
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 20:03:45 GMT

In article <BuI9wq.L2D@world.std.com>, kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
|> []
|> 	In exactly seven years (September 13, 1999), the Moon will be
|> torn out of Earth orbit by a massive nuclear explosion, and will be
|> hurled into space.  Red alert!
|> 
|> 	I know it's true, I saw it on TV, in the seventies.
|> 
|> 								-- K.
|> 

Oh, DANG, he's right.
We almost forgot.
Fortunately he'll be in his late second term by then and will be able to stave
off the disaster.
Thank you, Leader Kibo

JimBo
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Viruses: was(Re: aids started by cia?)
Date: 10 Sep 92 15:45:07 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Sep10.170600.1@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz> quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>
>> ObKibo: the 'std' in kibo's email address stands for sexually transmitted
>> disease... (i thought that might get us back to the subject of the original 
>> post.)
>
>   The implication being that if we're not encased in latex, then we're in a
>great deal of trouble ? Ooops...
>
>   Um, what are the symptoms of this disease (Acquired Sense Deficiency
>Syndrome ?), and how do we cure it ?
>
well, lessee...posting long messages about what kibo means; encasing yourself
in latex to read alt.sex; constantly quoting lines from wayne's world to 
older people who have not seen the film; trying to explain those lines when 
said older person looks at you as if you were a killer shrew.

i think that gives you a general idea.


>ASDS ! Just when you thought it was safe to read NEWS !

i never thought it was safe. otherwise, i'd not bother.

bah.
kibo knows what i'm talking about.


--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein)
Subject: Re: faking it
Reply-To: warren@nysernet.org
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs
Date: 3 Sep 92 07:32:30 GMT
Keywords: with a melon?

In <BtMoL4.5v1@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

    Maybe later I can get the rest of those shirts made, upload the KIBO FOR
    PRESIDENT bumper stickers, the 3-d .sig, etc.

Upload some t-shirts while you're at it, OK?
-- 
/|/-\/-\       The entire kitchen		Jerusalem
 |__/__/_/     is a very strange hamantasch.
 |warren@      But the appearance of the name Kibo
/ nysernet.org in this message is not contrieved at all.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: anniversary
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 14 Sep 92 04:09:38 GMT

quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz writes:

>kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>>     In exactly seven years (September 13, 1999), the Moon will be
>>torn out of Earth orbit by a massive nuclear explosion, and will be
>>hurled into space.  Red alert!

>   Hah ! And again, I say HAH ! The only people walking on the moon in the next
>7 years, if any, will be speaking in Japanese !

So maybe Godzilla will actually get to Planet X to fight Monster Zero,
aka Ghidrah.  That would be cool.  Only when the guys with the Devo
sunglasses invade, we Earthlings will have to have our sound machines ready.

-- 
Matt McIrvin, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA 
Organization: Doctoral student, Physics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,talk.religion.misc
Date: Wed,  9 Sep 1992 09:45:48 -0400 
From: Steven Timm <st0o+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: PI speaks

The number PI has appeared to me and told me to deliver the following
message:

"Thou infidels of the Pythagorean Reform Church!  Why dost thou not
believe in the infinite?  Verily thy minds have shrunk too small to
comprehend
mine infinite digits and mine non-repetitive sequence.  Thou hast forsaken
belief in the holy trinity of numbers, pi, e, and the golden mean.

Hast thou forgotten that the pattern of beans on a bean plant is an
infinite series that produceth the golden mean?  Has thou forgotten
that this series which thou idolizeth produceth the most irrational of
numbers?  

Thou teacheth the false Euclidean space.  If thou wouldst return to the 
One True Riemannian space, then couldst thy mind comprehend Me.  What seemeth
irrational to thee is only because of thy finite notions and thy limited
space.  Repent, I say unto thee, and deny not the infinite just because
thou canst not explain it with thy paltry finite-state machines.
Verily if thou viewest this article as a serious and personal attack,
and flamest it, thou shalt prove thyself to be a blooming Idiot.

-----------------

This transcendental meditation from the number pi has been brought to 
you by Steve Timm
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Help Kibo Redesign His Business Card
Date: 14 Sep 92 18:37:28 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
In-reply-to: kibo@world.std.com's message of Mon, 14 Sep 1992 05:16:30 GMT

In article <BuJynI.8sF@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>	I've just finished designing the front of my stunning new
>over-designed business card (it'll be five colors, glossy, two-sided,
>because it's going to be printed in the margins of another press job.)
>However, I can't quite decide what to fill the back with.  I need
>something which is slightly pretentious, slightly tacky, and positively
>weird--these are requirements for any designer's self-promotion.

Your .sig? Or is that on the front?

--
Inspected by number 23
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Confuscious says... (the final one)
Date: 4 Sep 92 21:20:45 GMT
 <1992Aug29.140337.4077@sbcs.sunysb.edu> <Aec3sv200aw=MZz1M3@andrew.cmu.edu> <Bu1Dvo.AG1@world.std.com>

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>Who's K-180?  Is that some secret new vitamin that gives off gamma rays?
>("That makes it CRUNCHY, Astro Scouts!")

K180 is a Space Plow in Galactic Bloodshed, the game that eats
your life even faster than Usenet!

-- 
Matt McIrvin, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: Help Kibo Redesign His Business Card
Organization: The Island of Misfit Toys
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 00:49:21 GMT

In article <BuJynI.8sF@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com writes:
>However, I can't quite decide what to fill the back with.  I need
>something which is slightly pretentious, slightly tacky, and positively
>weird--these are requirements for any designer's self-promotion.
>
>Any other suggestions?  And no, I will not consider xeroxing my butt.

1) The actual, unretouched photo of Iain Sinclair.

2) A map of (EVIL!)Mud, and teeny photos of its wizards.

3) The .sig.

4) The Mayer-Vietoris Exact Sequence.

5) All fourteen of the sigla used by James Joyce in his notebooks for 
 _Finnegans Wake_.

6) A rhombicuboctahedron.

7) Spot (before)

8) Spot (after)

9) The Voynich Manuscript (or a detail from it)

10) fnord

11) A list of the contents of Grant's Tomb (it might be wise to omit
 Jimmy Hoffa, however)

12) The sentence "This space intentionally left blank" in some florid, 
 baroque, turgid script

13) a picture of Rutherford B. Hayes

14) Property of Charles St. Jail

15) Get out of jail free

16) BLADE RUNER RULZ D000D!!!!!1!

17) Chico's Bail Bonds

18) Russ Meyer is God

19) Please hire me

20) This is a Chain Business Card.  Photocopy it and fax it to two of 
 your friends.  You will be rewarded with Bozotic Consciousness.

21) Please mail this card to Craig Shergold when you're done with it.
 Ask snopes for the address.

22) Look at this card under ultraviolet light for a surprise!

23) A map of the MBTA for handy reference

24) followups to misc.test
--
   Bill Sherman      S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n     sherman@math.ucla.edu
          Rolfie, you rogue!  Have you been dueling again?
                   -Crown Prince Hapnik (Jack Lemmon), "The Great Race"
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Viruses: was(Re: aids started by cia?)
Date: 14 Sep 92 03:38:23 GMT
Organization: Midnight Ingestion of Tv-dinners

In article <FRIEDMAN.92Sep10072342@nutrimat.gnu.ai.mit.edu> 
friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman) writes:
>
>   During the past two weeks I spent looking for a new place to live, one
>of the major factors in deciding which apartment I chose was how far away
>it was from a convenience store that was really open 24 hours a day.  Some
>of them, like Christy's, say "always open" but they're not.  Most of them
>seem to close at midnight, as kibo can attest to.  Buzzy's is ok, but it's
>a long walk. 

Christy's claims to be ``Open 24 Hours.'' They told the Monks (didn't
Kibo make you buy a copy?) that it's just not 24 hours in a row.

~ibo

And Buzzy's a god. Oh no! Now we need an alt.religion.buzzy so that
Larry Foard can post numerical bullshit to it too! Arghhhhhhhh!

--
the nonibo -ibo
M. Scott Ramming  
Cambridge MA 02139
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sherman@dione.math.ucla.edu (William Sherman)
Subject: Re: Viruses: was(Re: aids started by cia?)
Organization: The Island of Misfit Toys
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 04:01:56 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.033823.21526@athena.mit.edu> sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming) writes:
>
>Christy's claims to be ``Open 24 Hours.'' They told the Monks (didn't
>Kibo make you buy a copy?) that it's just not 24 hours in a row.

Uh oh, somebody's been listening to their Steven Wright album again.


--
   Bill Sherman      S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n     sherman@math.ucla.edu
 "Oh, Mr. Jones!  Mr. Jones!  Can I have your autograph?  Can I ... ?  Oh, 
thank you, Mr. Jones!  Frankie and Perry just aren't in it; you're my swooner 
loverboy dreamboat!" <KABOOM>  -Bugs Bunny, to Giovanni Jones
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Help Kibo Redesign His Business Card
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 23:20:44 GMT

In <BuJynI.8sF@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>	I've just finished designing the front of my stunning new
>over-designed business card (it'll be five colors, glossy, two-sided,
>because it's going to be printed in the margins of another press job.)
>Here are some ideas I've been playing around
>with:
>	a) [this]
>	b) [that]
>	c) [the other]
>	d) [thing]

What?  You mean it won't be a miniaturization of The Postscript .Signature?
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:3745 alt.fan.dan-quayle:3417
From: stanton@athena.cs.uga.edu (Catherine Stanton)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: note to kibo
Date: 8 Sep 92 02:59:28 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <090792.65574@usaf2.wash.gov> dquayle@usaf2.wash.gov (Just a heart-beat away) writes:
>AHEM, Mr. "kibo"
>I have poured over all of my references and regret to inform you that
>your infamous alias is misspelled.
>For the record:  IT'S "kiboe"
>My apologies for any controversy suurounding this announcement.
>--
>The big JDQ
>No email neccessary, NSA's grep far outshines "kiboe's"

Wow, this is Priceless! If only I could have a post bronzed...

Cat
From: quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: anniversary
Summary: A problem rears it's ugly head
Date: 14 Sep 92 02:32:54 GMT
Organization: Welligton City Council, Public Access.
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz


kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>     In exactly seven years (September 13, 1999), the Moon will be
>torn out of Earth orbit by a massive nuclear explosion, and will be
>hurled into space.  Red alert!

   Hah ! And again, I say HAH ! The only people walking on the moon in the next
7 years, if any, will be speaking in Japanese !

   Unless you Americans elect a real Space President. James would of course be
perfect for the job, as he sure as hell isn't completely on the planet at the
best of times...

   On the other hand, if the moon is colonised by the Japanese, perhaps the
nuclear explosion won't be an accident. I wonder if SEALs have training in 1/6
gravity ?

Tony Q.
no .sig, no .Space1999, no .Blackadder - I hate TVNZ
From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: I AM THE ONE TRUE PUFF!!
Date: 14 Sep 92 08:18:53 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

=PUFF (pbreton@cs.umb.edu) wrote:
: 
:   heretic Kibo worsippers, and assorted bootlickers and toadies!!!
: 
:   **I** AM THE ONE TRUE PUFF!!!!!

that's nice, dear. shut up and eat your beets.

--
sine nomine
debbie martinson
after all, you can't make toast in a blender.




Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology