From: tvechins@eng.auburn.edu (Toni R. Vechinski)
Subject: Re: FOOD FIGHT - CONGA - PORTABLE HOLE
Organization: Auburn University Engineering
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 14:16:35 GMT

Rat (Lonnie Fink) writes:
|>  "Beut." Cries the Rat.  He then places the chocolate, marshmallow and nut
|> covered cherry in the bell of his horn.  Carefully placing it within the 
|> green dangles of funk dripping out of the bell sos as to get it just right..

|> bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
|> bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
|> (The Rat takes a really dip breath)
|> bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BLATTTTTT

|> *********SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT*********

[ followed by Rip getting creamed.....]

Shadowette looks down at Rat and says, 

"If I may say so, Rat, that was a very nice sounding BLATTTTTT.  Couldn't
have done better myself.  And the SSSPPPPLLLLAAAATTT....Why!  I haven't 
heard one like that for ages......Gi' me five"

<SLAP> <SLAP>

|>  Immediately afterwards, Shadowette, CC and Sean all take their shots
|> along with many an angry Conga-er.  Satisfied, the Conga line begins
|> its Conga back to the Cafeteria.  

Cheshire (Scott McCoy) writes:
|> Hey, Shadowette!!! Get in front!  I want to lay my hands
|> on those shapely hips of yours!!!

"OK, coming, coming........Come on, Rat."

CatGuy (Carl Kaufmann) writes:
|> Looking over at Shadowette, CatGuy gets a sinister smile on his
|> face and his whiskers bend back in anticipation.  "Time for some
|> hand-to-paw combat."  He pounces and after much struggling
|> Shadowette and CatGuy are inexorably stuck together in a mass of
|> delicious goo.

"Ahhh.....you crazy cat.  What are you up to now?  OH OH!!"
At her gasp of surprise, CatGuy looks around as he sees Rip staring into 
the room.

"*GULP*.....Ah, gee Shadowette...I think we'll continue this later," and with
that scampers off to the Conga line leaving Rat and Shadowette behind.

[ followed by Rip pulling out a ACME portable hole, his Zamboni, and Rat and
  Shadowette landing in the portable hole with a SPLOSH....]

Peering up at the top of the portable hole, some 200 feet up, Shadowette 
wonders how they are going to get out and sighs.  *SIIGGHHH*

Rat says, "All is not lost Shadowette.  Just reach into that amazing, and 
may I also say, sexy cape of yours and pull out your Some 200 Medium Range
B83R24Z Grappling Hook Launcher."

"Good plan, Rat."  With that she pulls out the S200MR-B83R24Z-GHL and with
careful aim shoots.  The hook sails through the hole and hooks into the 
rafters at the top of the ARCafeteria.  Rat and Shadowette climb out of the
portable hole where the Conga participators are gathered.

After a few minutes, as the ARC'ers glance around blankly, Shadowette
reaches down, picks up the ACME portable hole, folds it up and places it in
the secret Acme Portable Hole Compartment in her cape.  

"Ok, guys.....Let's COOOONNNGGAAAAAAA!!!!" --Shadowette hollers.  "I'm
leading." 

Cheshire, Rat, CatGuy and the others fall behind her in line.

"You'll have to be careful, Cheshire.  You may get stuck to me from 
all this goop if you aren't careful."  *giggle*

bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA

"Gee, where are we going, Shadowette?  If I didn't know any better, I'd say
we were headed to the FireSide lounge where Rip is," says Cheshire.

"Right you are.  Here, start passing these down the Conga line, Cheshire."

Shadowette starts pulling out many pairs of the ACME Ceiling Gripping Conga
Line Suction Cups For the Feet.   

bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA

                     ..............The Shadowette.................

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