HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: A concerned citizen
Subject: Tell the Joke Correctly!!! (Re: Christmas Joke)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date: 15 Apr 1992 08:03 EST  

Gee....the Santa joke is *much* funnier when you tell it correctly!!

Santa's lines are: 

"Ho Ho Ho.....gotta go, got plenty of presents to deliver you know!"

"Ho Ho Ho.....gotta go, got plenty of houses to visit you know!"

And....the punch line is: "He looks down at the bulge and says":


"Ho Ho Ho.....might as well stay....can't get up the chimney this way!"



(The rhyming makes it a much better delivery!   Try it!)





From: keithg@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson)
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 04:08:06 GMT
Subject: Re: separate sleep from the laff - offensive to thread users, math devos, new people. (rot 13)
Organization: Hewlett Packard - Boise, ID
Newsgroups: rec.humor

/ hpdmd48:rec.humor / joesmong@seqp4.sequoia.com (Joe Smongeski) / 12:27 pm  Apr  3, 1992 /


Znlor fbzr fhofpevoref qba'g ernyvmr vg, ohg gur guernqf, zngu chmmyrf, 
whfg cynva abg shaal wbxrf fubhyq or qhzcrq va fbzrguvat yvxr erp.vanar,
erp.rvafgrva.qribf, be erp.arj.crbcyr, erfcrpgviryl.  Yrgf gel gb fvzhyngr n 
cresrpg jbeyq naq gel gb xrrc gehyl shaal fghss va erp.uhzbe. 
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 Hey, that's not funny.
From: major@pyrmania.pyramid.com.au (Major)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re^2: April fool's day jokes?
Date: 11 Apr 92 15:58:23 GMT
Organization: Pyramid Technology Corporation, Perth, Western Australia
X-Mailer: GNU emacs 18.58

>We left a message for our boss to return Mr. Lyon's phone call.  The number
>that we put on the note was for the ZOO.  She calls the number and asks to 
>speak to Mr. Lyon.  The person on the line has to convince her that someone
>is playing a joke on her and that Mr. Lyon is really Mr. Lion.

At my school there really was a child named Lyon with parents
(naturaly) also named Lyon apparently the said parents called the
school one April 1st and the headmaster streadfastly refused to be
"tricked" into returning their call.

Major

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A prime is a number which is compatible with nothing, especialy not
another prime.
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From: pastino@sjuphil.uucp (Sal Pastino)
Subject: Spelling names
Organization: Saint Joseph's University
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 12:31:40 GMT


In high school I used to be the manager of the track team which
meant that I was constantly taking down the names of winners, participants,
times...etc and assigning a score. After a while I got used to the huge
variety of unusual names and as a result would expect the unusual.

One day I was at a high school where two Chinese brothers happened to be 
on the same team and they both took first and second place. When I asked
them their names they replied it was "Fu". At which point I asked, "Oh,
so how do you spell that? P-h-o-o?" At which point the two brothers nearly
fell to the ground laughing.

It wouldn't have been so bad except both teams kept asking me later on how I
would spell "Fu".
From: larry@elvis.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Larry Pollack)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: elephant jokes
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:10:50 GMT
Reply-To: larry@xlnt.com
Organization: XLNT Designs, Inc.

In article <1992Apr6.144252.1@mdcbbs.com>, rivero@mdcbbs.com writes:
|> In article <robinson.15@odie.ee.wits.ac.za>, robinson@odie.ee.wits.ac.za (Michael Robinson) writes:
|> > Dear all
|> > 
|> > Please feel free to mail more elephant jokes to me, as well as an assessment 
|> > of the ordering of some of the jokes.  Please use e-mail since my news is 
|> > erratic.  Please anyone, also mail me an up to date list of things you call 
|> > stupid people, since I lost that thread.
|> > 
|> 
|>   What are the dark spots between elephants toes?
|> Slow natives!
|> 
|> What do elephants use for tampons?
|> Sheep!
|> 
Why do elephants have long noses?
Sheep don't have strings.

Why do elephants have four feet?
Because six inches isn't enough.
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From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Christmas Joke
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 21:09:45 GMT

tjodonvn@unix2.tcd.ie (BATMAN) writes:
>Santa Claus came down the chimney one Christmas Eve,he was just leaving
>all his presents for this particular house under the Christmas tree when
>he noticed a bed in the corner and a the woman in this bed staring at
>him intently.
>"Santy I've been waiting for you all night,now get into this bed with
>me",the woman  said.
>"No,no,no, I have thousands more presents to deliver yet"

"Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta go!"

>The woman seductively looked at him then from under the bedclothes drew
>out her bra and threw it on the floor.
>"I haven't got the time,I have so many houses to go to"

"Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta go!"

>Once more the woman looked at him and this time her underwear was thrown
>out.
>"C'mon,Santy,it won't take long"
>He looked at her torn with indecision then said:
>"No I can't people are relying on me."

"Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta go!"

>The woman just threw the bed clothes off the bed and lay naked in front
>of him.
>"I'll have to stay now.",he said.
>"Why?"
>"Because I won't be able to get back up the chimney with this,"said
>Santy looking down at the bulge in his trousers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ho ho ho, gotta stay, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my
dick this way!"
-- 
Communism: The longest and most painful route from capitalism to capitalism.
From: rnjana (Thamillan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Bernard Shaw
Date: 10 Apr 92 17:24:46 GMT
Reply-To: rnjana
Organization: University of Florida  (ufl.edu)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.3-4


	
	Bernard Shaw was once talking to a Frenchman.  The Frenchman, wanting 
to make fun of Shaw, says, "The English spend half their lives searching for 
their family roots and history."  Replied Shaw, "And the French spend the 
whole of their lives searching for their fathers." 


	Another time Shaw was walking down a very narrow path.  A man coming
in the opposite direction stands right in ther middle of the path glaring at 
Shaw and says, "I don't give way to fools."  Shaw stepped aside and calmy 
said, "I do."

Cheers,
Jana
From: Eron.Cohen@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Eron Cohen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: April fool's day jokes?
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:52:49 GMT
Distribution: rec
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service

In article <1992Apr6.170401.24848@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> ksampath@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Krishna S Sampath) writes:
>here in columbus oh, some one put very official looking paper bags on some of
>the parking meters in downtown with "free parking today" printed on them.
>
>according to the tv report, quite a few people fell for it!
>
>krishna
>
>-- 
>krishna s. sampath.....<this space for rent>.....kss@ampere.eng.ohio-state.edu
>ohio state u, electroscience lab......(614) 292-7981 (w)...(614) 292-7297  (f)
>1320 kinnear rd, columbus, oh 43212...(614) 293-0913 (h)...011-91-4542-527 (H)

I played a great one on my roommate who collects comic books.  He has
his most prized editions in plastic bags all over our dorm walls.
I took one of them out to a copy center and got a laser copy of the
cover and replaced it with the origional... A few hours latre
he came home and we got in our usual fake fight about music, only this
time I freaked out.  Ripped the book off the wall and started cutting it
up... He almost died.... and so did I, of laughter.

Eron
 
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From: mmr@vax.cc.williams.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Helen Keller Joke--misogenistic!!  Offensive!!
Keywords: offensive, misogenistic
Date: 8 Apr 92 00:17:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: vax.7APR199220173262
Distribution: na
Organization: Williams College Center for Computing
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's a woman.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: byau@jarthur.claremont.edu (Dread Pirate Roberts)
Subject: Re: hit-line
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 18:14:07 GMT


(Grig Larson)
--> I heard this line from a movie, and I say to some of my female friends who
--> KNOW I AM KIDDING...
-->  
--> "Don't eat that dip! It makes your breasts grow enormous. OH NO! I am too
--> late!"

If i remember correctly, the line is from "Real Genius" and was said a 
little differently.  A woman in a bathing suit is about to eat a hamburger
when he says "Wait!  Don't eat THAT!  Don't you know that eating these make's
your breasts grow enormout.  OH NO! I am too late!"

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From: kmosher@IMD.Sterling.COM (Ken Mosher)
Subject: Re: Steven Wright Jokes...add on!!
Organization: Sterling Software, IMD
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 16:42:46 GMT
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In article <1992Apr13.100928.3776@iscsvax.uni.edu> rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>Steven Wright jokes...add your favorites:)
>
> 
> "i have a circular driveway...i can't get out..."
> "i went to a general store...couldn't get anything specific."
> 
> I went to a restaurant that had a sign that said "Breakfast Any Time."
>  I ordered pancakes in the Rennaisance.
>I have a box of instant water at home...problem is I dont know what to add..
>
>When shooting a mime should you use a silencer?
>
>The other day I went to unlock the door to my house and I accidentally used my
>car key and started up my house...so I drove it around for awhile
>
>I parked it in the middle of the highway and yelled at everyone to get out of
>my driveway...
>
>A cop pulled me over and asked where I lived...I said right here...
>
>XENO
>
If you drive your car at the speed of light and turn on your headlights ... what happens?


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From: moursund@hpcvnb.CV.HP.COM (David_Moursund)
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 92 15:33:27 PDT
Subject: Re: Lion joke
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Corvallis, Oregon
Newsgroups: rec.humor

|>objoke:
|>A drunk was weaving through the Bronx Zoo one day when a lion broke out
|>of its cage.  People scattered wildly in every direction, but the drunk 
|>simply walked up to the lion, grabbed him by the maine and marched him 
|>back to his quarters.  
|>The next day the Mayor gave him a call.  "Were having a medal made for you;
|>collaring a lion barehanded is about the greatest act of bravery I know."
|>The hero, now sober, clapped a hand to his head. "Great Jehosophat!", he
|>cried, "Don't tell me that lion was real?!?" and promptly fainted.
|>(-bennett serf)
|
|He wasn't that drunk.
|
|He could still walk a strayed lion.
|
|-- 
|     / \      Reverend fnord   	            

Ha!  Good one, fnord!  You're putting the pride back into lion jokes!
From: deryl@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Joke: possibly slightly racist....
Date: 9 Apr 92 17:25:39 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

Here's an old one... forgive me if you've heard it....

A zebra dies and goes to heaven.  At the gate he meets St Peter, and says "gee
St Peter, I'm pretty pleased to have made it to heaven, but before I pass
through those gates and start about my heavenly duties, there's something
I've wanted to know all my life, and I've just got to find out...

St Peter says: what's that zebra?

Zebra says:  I've always been desparate to know - am I white with black
stripes, or black with white stripes?

St Peter says: well gee... that's a toughy.  The only one who's going to
be able to answer that one is God.  You'll have to queue up over there
and wait your turn to see him.

So the zebra queues. Eventually he gets to God, and asks "God, I've just
got to know.. am I white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?"

God pauses, then says "my son, you are what you are", then walks on to
the next queueing person.

The zebra thinks "oh, great! That's a fat help."  Then he runs into ST
Peter, who asks "how did you get on with God, zebra?"

Zebra says "well, he was no help at all.  All he said was, "my son, you are
what you are".  St Peter replies "well, that's alright then, isn't it"

Zebra says "what do you mean? I still dont know the answer to my qestion.
St Peter says: of course you do..you must be white.
Zebra: "how did you know that????"
St Peter says: well, if you were black, God would have said...




    "YOU IS WHAT YOU IS MY MAN!


(Hardy ha ha...)
Deryl
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lawyer Joke Needed
From: robert@otago.ac.nz
Date: 15 Apr 92 18:00:29 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand


	Some old favourite lawyer jokes...


		Q: Why don't sharks eat lawyers ?
	
		A: Professional Courtesy



		Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and an onion ?

		A: No-one cries when you cut up a lawyer !!!

	WILLIAM
From: chris@iowegia.uucp (Chris Lyons)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Star Trek Joke
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 18:25:34 CDT
Distribution: world
Organization: Iowegia Waffle BBS, Clive IA USA, +1 515 226 2156

walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson) writes:

> I always heard it as:
>    
>    Q: What is the sound of a Vulcan Cash Register?
>    A: T'pring!
>  
> Maybe you have to know Star Trek to get it...
>  
> 
> 
> =================<<< <  <   < *Punk Walrus* >   >  > >>>=================
> [  \||/  |       ---------------------------------------       |  \||/  ]
> [  (o-)  | "It might be in the     ||  walrus@bessel.umd.edu   |  (o-)  ]
> [   /\   |  basement, I'll go up-  ||  Punk Walrus on the      |   /\   ]
> [ Punkus |  stairs and check..."   ||  FanTek BBS 301-203-9582 | It's   ]
> [ Walrus |       -- M.C. Escher -- ||  SF&F Author Extrordinare| Punkie!]
> =========================================================================
> These opinions are not mine, but those of a rebellious spellchecker...  
> 

Of course, you know this only happens once every seven years!
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From: bfh@b15.b15.ingr.com (Burgess Howell)
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Organization: Intergraph, Huntsville AL
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 21:56:25 GMT

In <1992Apr6.144359.4349@news.Hawaii.Edu> tholen@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Dave Tholen) writes:

>>>>> >I've told you once...
>>>>> 
>>>>> No, you haven't.
>>>>Yes I have.
>>>No, you haven't.
>>I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.

>What?!?  That was never five minutes!
 
STOP! STOP! STOP!  You're in the wrong newsgroup.  Kindly take this to
a.f.m-p.

P.S. I don't argue in my spare time.  There.  The punch line is out and
you can all go back to your own group where you can be...





















                                 LUMBERJACKS!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Kris.Heidenstrom@bbs.actrix.gen.nz
Subject: Re: The Irish Scientist
Organization: Actrix Information Exchange
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 08:38:52 GMT

In article <35062@uflorida.cis.ufl.EDU> rnjana writes:
> So, the scientist wrote his conclusion:  If you cut
> the left hind leg of a frog it looses its ability to hear.

Sounds like the little old lady who called a repairman to fix her TV and
said that the leg of the TV was faulty, because every time she kicked it,
the TV would play up...

Kris
--
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From: gt1111a@prism.gatech.EDU (Vincent Fox)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A Mail Prank.
Date: 10 Apr 92 16:37:26 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

In <1992Apr9.220335.14361@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> rschaaf@isis.cs.du.edu (Russ M Schaaf) writes:
Russ>A freind of mine said that she wanted some mail from me, sooo...
Russ>Could you all mail her little things (as many as possible)
Russ>her login is valerian@imsa.edu

Russ>Thanx.

How about I mail a note to root@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu saying I am a Federal
agent and that your account should be revoked immediately? That you are a
known Vegan and are suspected of being a foolish Bill Clinton-loving Democrat?

That would be a real hoot too wouldn't it?

:-)

Just kidding.

-- 
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 even if it was required. They'd find some way to weasel out of it."    -me
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
From: tholen@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Dave Tholen)
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Organization: University of Hawaii
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 14:43:59 GMT

>>>> >I've told you once...
>>>> 
>>>> No, you haven't.
>>>Yes I have.
>>No, you haven't.
>I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.

What?!?  That was never five minutes!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: srl@phyast.nhn.uoknor.edu (Steve Levengood)
Subject: Re: NEWSFLASH : POPEYE CARTOONS VIOLATE CLAUSIUS INEQUALITY
Keywords: POPEYE, ENTROPY,THERMODYNAMICS, CLASIUS INEQUALITY
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK, USA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 19:09:34 GMT

mcs4041@zeus.tamu.edu (SHARAT SHEKHAR) writes:


>    I have long since contended that several events depicted in the immensely
>popular ( not to mention jejune) Popeye cartoons are in serious violation
>of the principles of thermodynamics. 
>    Consider for example the situation where Bluto bashes up Popeye and hurls 
>him against a wall whereupon Popeye is transformed into several skittles. Now,
>this itself is a highly improbable event. What is even more ridiculous is 
>the subsequent transformation of the skittles back to Popeye.
>This process would actually call for a reduction of entropy and is a gross
>violation of the Clausius inequality.
>    I think it is in the public interest (and certainly an investment in the 
>hopes for better assimilation of science amongst school children) to launch a
>protest against the gross negligence of the creators of "Popeye" for their 
>perpetration of such fallacies. ( I grew up thinking coffee would get warmer
>with time if left alone.)
>===============================================================================
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>!! Distinguished Professor          !!   "Not only is there no God, but try  !!
>!! of Canine Psycopathology         !!   getting a plumber on weekends"      !!
>!! Tayxis Ain'M Univ                !!              - Woody Allen            !!
>!! Cawlij Styshn, TX                !!                                       !!
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	Get a fucking life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: bd_g710@neptune.kingston.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Daniel Morgan poem !
Date: 9 Apr 92 15:18:20 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, Kingston Polytechnic

Has anyone heard: The tale of Daniel Morgan, Who had a tiny Sexual Organ??
It is a long poem about the life of Dan Morgan and is VERY funny and a little
OFFENSIVE.
I heard it about 8 years ago so it might have done the rounds.....

Simon

Email me for a reply.
bd_g710@neptune.king.ac.uk
From: djjames@cup.portal.com (Daniel J James)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WHAT IS THE REST OF LIMERICK
Date: 8 Apr 92 01:28:50 GMT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

>On Three's Company (remember w/John Ritter?), there was a limerick he
>was about to say.  The beginning of it went something like this:
>
>There was a girl from Nantucket,
>...........
>After that Jack was interrupted.  Was there one in existence?

There once was a girl from Nantucket
who went up to heaven in a bucket.
St. Peter was there
and asked for her fare
so she lifted her skirt and said "Fuck it"


That ought to do.
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From: gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 14:33:31 GMT
Subject: Re: Foghorn Leghorn Quotes
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor


Boah's got a mind like a steel trap -- fulla mice!
About as sharp as a sack of wet mice.

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From: bond@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca (GIRISH)
Subject: Re: hmmmm
Organization: University of New Brunswick
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 21:35:20 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.193453.23066@venice.sedd.trw.com> gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
>
>>>>>>>>>a
>>>>>>>>by                                                                 
>>>>>>>cat                                                                 
>>>>>>duke                                                                 
>>>>>eagle                                                                 
>>>>fellow                                                                 
>>>genetic                                                                 
>>happened                                                                 
>idiotical
formidable

-Girish.

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From: jwc@netxcom.netx.com (Jeff Comer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: hmmm
Date: 7 Apr 92 13:08:48 GMT
Organization: Folks who just plain have had enough!

In article <2215@news.duke.edu> eyc@acpub.duke.edu (EMIL CHUCK) writes:
>>>>>>>a
>>>>>>by
>>>>>cat
>>>>duke
>>>eagle
>>fellow
>galoshes
holdover

-jc
From: snoopy@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: bumper sticker i saw today
Date: 7 Apr 92 21:03:21 -0400
Organization: Carnegie Mellon Computer Club


I saw this bumper sticker today.....

I think........

therefore I am SINGLE!


I enjoyed it.

Michael