HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Subject: Re: squig
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 16:53:42 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) decrees:

>af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>}Jester...........
>yes love?

>}	no squig...........................SPAM
>well whatever...you just can't use aka anymore..I forbid it

You can't forbid the use of <--- !! I won't allow it!

>}Lisa spam Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis...(wait..can I say that?)
>Jester squig well yes..but what do you ask?
E Jams fnork I usually stride into the room saying "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello,
	what's all this then??"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: olemo@dhhalden.no (OLE-MAGNUS OLSEN)
Subject: Re: Python on CD?
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 10:56:15 GMT

>>>Many years ago, I used to have a number of Python LP's like
>>>Matching Tie and Handkerchief etc. Sure would like to find these 
>>>again on CD, but I am afraid that they are no longer in existence,
>>>as the only Python CD I can find is a compilation of previous
>>>releases. Can someone enlighten me as to the state of affairs RE
>>>Monty Python CDs? Many apologies if this is a FAQ.

Well, it DID appear some times last year as well...

>>As far as I know, they haven't bin done on CD. I've never seen or
>>heard of them anyway. I did hear roumours about it, but I don't
>>think so and all... (Sorry, I'm going slightly, Mad)

>There is no Problem getting all the old Python LP's on CD here in Norway.
>I can just go an order them in the record store.

I personally have or have seen the following Python albums on CD: Another 
Monty Python Album, Monty Python's Previous Album, The Monty Python Matching 
Tie And Handkerchief, The Album Of The Soundtrack Of The Trailer Of The Film 
Of Monty Python And The Holy Grail, The Monty Python Instant Record 
Collection, Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album, The Final Rip-Off 
and Monty Python Sings. That should be about enough for most people, I'd 
guess. At least for starters...

The only MP album I know about that I haven't seen on CD is Monty Python's 
The Meaning Of Life (the soundtrack album).
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Ahhh, so's yer mother!!!
Date: 15 Sep 92 01:51:11 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu sings along:

>In article <1992Sep15.000707.12168@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
>>
>>>What is Aka.......
>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
>Chris <--- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
>informing us all.
Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. (what rot?) That rot!
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: F.W De Clerk
Date: 14 Sep 92 13:28:40 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
> 

Yes, but is this what the public wants?

___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||           (so much for Pathos!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jester
Keywords: I love my name in the header.
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 10:30:16 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>}That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*

>ooo, I am so touched...will you touch my monkey????

'oo'd wanna touch you ya filthy thing... going round
molestering strange women. and animals. ans Nsiom!

>}Lisa aka a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
>Jester aka I like it when she lays naked in large pools of water
Eccles aka I thought you said you like it in the shower?

Great Cthulhu will save you.
(In case he gets hungry later).
******************************************************************
*  All typographical errors in the above document are not errors *
*     They merely illustrate new ways of spelling those words    *
*								 *
* 			T.F. Eccles				 *
*		ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au			 *
******************************************************************
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: squig
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 23:30:34 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.222122.26445@news.ysu.edu>
af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
 
>
>
>Jester...........
>
>
>        no squig...........................SPAM
>
>
>
>Lisa spam Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis...(wait..can I say that?)
Chris spam Wait until you see your Christmas present . . . .
 
>--
>"Why fall in love when there's better things to do."
>
>                                          Mark Mothersbaugh
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Heya guys
Date: 11 Sep 92 17:13:26 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> }>>This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
> }>>in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
> }>>i have polled my accts to date....
> }>>so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts
> }>ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
> }>Jester's got his silly real name back! hahahahahaha
> }>Eccles aka You won't catch me doin' that.
> }mnSio alias OK. So He's called Chris.
> }A T   L E A S T   H E   I S N ' T   B L O N D E ! ! ! !
> Jester aka thank god........
>
> }(Sorry... I just had to tell yuo all about Eccie.)
> eccie is a blonde???
> muwhahahahahaha!!!
> <cackle}
> *snort*
> *chortle*

Actually, he's gone bald.  Something about selling his hair to help
the English win the war with Luxembourg.

<coin-in-a-tin-cup>  Thank you.

Regards, Wal Greenslade.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: beelzebub
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 10:45:54 GMT

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  writes:


>Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
>objects?
um.... its a present. For my wife. Its her birthday tomorrow.
You know it is.
haha

>PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.
Eccles aka Who, Me?

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: beelzebubba
Date: 11 Sep 92 00:24:42 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  wanders around aimlessly:

>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM whistles through the trees:
>> >gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom)) writes:
>> >> Yet again, ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM moans:
>> >> >
>> >> >Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
>> >> >objects?
>> >> What???  These sharpened nose-hairs?
>> >Why yes, although I was referring to what you had in your (eeeww!) hands.
>> Oh, are you looking for a *leg*?
>> I think there was one back there somewhere...
>Why are you dressed up as a tiger?

What? A tiger? In Africa?
Don't be silly!

>> > >> >PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.
>> >> Dark Elf aka Okay... where are you hiding THIS time?!?!?!?
>> >trying hard not to be seen, I remain, 
>> >PKT aka Keep Your Head Down!!!
>> mesAj aka There he is!!! (KA-BLOOM!)
>PKT aka it's a man's deathHHlife being blown to bits.
Same J aka I'll have your being blown to bits, dear. I love it!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark)
Subject: Pythonesque poetry
Keywords: Sadist poetry
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date:  8 Sep 92 07:09:40 GMT

 A little (Vogon?) poetry in the only news group that could possibly
 appreciate it:

			   A Day In My Life
			   ________________

					   by Samson Sadist

                   I awoke upon this tranquil day
		   T'was a beautiful morn'; middle of May
		   The sky was mild the breeze was fresh,
		   So I grated my hamster through old rusty mesh.

		   Strolling idly in a wave of peace
		   Whilst gazing contentedly at a flock of geese,
		   I encounter idyllically my lady love,
		   So I garrot the slut with my trusty spiked glove.

			 (continued later)

The sadist aka I collect livers for the Health Department, top job!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
Date: 11 Sep 92 00:32:29 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  sticks it out for all to see:

>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM fnorks away:
>> >00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () blabbed:
>> >> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>> >> >jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
[much senseless fnorking-about quaffed to save time&money]
>> >> >> }Chris fnork (That's FNORK, not fnork) Now fnork-repellant sprays and bug-lights
>> >> >> }being created in my basement.
>> >> >> Jester fnork I changed them all to fnork..it looks nice now....
>> >> >
>> >> >PKT aka I like it this way better.
>> >> >Chris aka Oh, fnork you!
>> >Hey!  My father fnorked me like that once........Once!
>> Yer father must have fnorked yer mother at least once,
>> or yew wouldna be here, would yer?
>I'm *not* there, I'm over here (on this side of Lake Ontario), pal.

Good God, Man! What are you doing on *that* side?!!
Every good Catholic knows that *this* is the side of Lake Ontario to
be on if you want to get to Heaven!!

>> >PKT aka my god, you've got guts!......
>> Jeams aka you would too, if you'd just cut someone open
>> 	with a herring, reached into the bloody gash
>> 	and pulled .... 
>> 	Oh. Um. Sorry. Nevermind.

>Wot's it like?
>PKT aka seeking enlightenment.......
Saje M aka It's a small fish. Usually used for cutting down trees.
	I've got a switcherring here somewhere ... (fumbles around a bit)
	... Oh, Damn! I left it in my other pants!!
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Phylosophers song
Keywords: Ni, Pang, Neeeewonm
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:16:52 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

millnerrl@vtcc1.cc.vt.edu (CALLABLE_TPU) wonders to him/herself:

>G'day.  I am looking for the lyrics of the Phylosophers song.  I would be most
>appreciative of anyone who would peck my pointers in the proper direction or
>send me such.  Subtractionally, I would be greatful for any intelligence on the
>whereabouts of FTP addresses with Python transcripts.  Thanks.

Okay. here it is.

Mulemane Tank saw a lear sinpast
 how saw evry learry blaste
Diggerhee, Diggerhee saw a byzoo ragbeg
 how cloud knird oyu urend eth bleat
Vidda Mehu cloud mousecount
 ogod lo' Fichrider Leghe
dan Tintwitgenes saw a yerbe sinew
 how saw stuj sa docshlesh sa Slaglech
Three's nonight Cheeztin unclot'd cheat ay
 tubo eth asiring fo eth wirst
Crasstoe shefilm saw prementalyn sspied

Honj Rattus Lilm fo shi now reef lliw
 no lahf a nipt fo bydarn saw lucraptraily lil
Altop yeth ays, cloud ticks ti yawa
 lahf a creat fo shewiky yerve ayd
Totalrise, Totalrise saw a gegrub fro eth blotte
 Shobb saw fnod fo shi Ramd
dan Neer Starcseed saw a knedurn raft
 "I knird, treeherof I ma"
sey Crasstoe shefilm saw lucraptraily dimess 
 A volley teltil hintrek tub a gegrub nehw she' sspied. (Io!)

James sls Unfortunately it was transcribed by
	someone who only can type anagrams
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: squig licensing
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 16:37:54 GMT

}>}Objection sustained. It smacks too much of people using
}>}Unix and C and is just _not allowed_. Anyway, I'm off to 
}>}South Africa.
}>why south africa?/ i have a nice warm bed saved for you eccles
}>dearest right here in west lafayette indiana in the good
}>ole u s of a
}I've got a perfectly good bed of my own. Why would I want
}to come over to yours.... unless Katie goes with it? Please?

nope....katie is mine..keep yourr nasty mitts away from here..

}>}>Jos squig I *HATE* squiges!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
}>}>	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
}>}Eccles squig squig I-feel-better rm -r netlog*
}>Jester squig how about mail eccles < /etc/hosts ???
}Eccles squig I have the awful feeling if I knew more Unix, that I'd be worried.
Jester squig yes..its called a mail bomb of magnitude unbeknownst to man.
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: need dead parrot sketch
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 06:34:22 GMT

In article <BuAy4y.HnG@newcastle.ac.uk> R.J.Collingham@newcastle.ac.uk (R.J.Collingham) writes:
>From: R.J.Collingham@newcastle.ac.uk (R.J.Collingham)
>Subject: need dead parrot sketch
>Date: 9 Sep 92 08:26:58 GMT
>Please can somebody send me a copy of the Monty Python "Dead
>Parrot" sketch, you know the one -
>
>    "...this is an ex-parrot, it has ceased to live..."
>
H E Y ! ! ! ! THIS PARROT IS DEAD!!!!!!!

Gunnar aka never invented a joke in my life.
Yes, I forged it. BWAAAAHHHHAAHAAA
From: edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Food
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 05:59:08 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy

fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Andy Fulton) writes:

>   However, in the process of our research here, we have discovered several
>   MINOR food groups (foor broops).  There are:
> 
>     1.  Down-Home-Gritty Chicken "Fingers"
>     2.  "I Can't Believe It Isn't Pork!"(tm)
>     3.  Small Cruchy Objects
>     4.  Yeast Fluid With Fruit-like Flavour
>     5.  Liquid Substance
>     6.  Crunchy Juice
>     7.  Viscous Chuncks
>     8.  Bizarre French Chemical
>     9.  Excited Parts
>     10. Gel-cubes
>     11. Stuff
>     12. Spray Roughage
>     13. Flesh-like Bitz
>     14. Chip-like Curd
>     15. William Shatner
>     16. Solid Paste
>     17. Pump-o-Spackle
>     18. Frozen Artificial Goo
>     19. Food
>     20. Liquid Bishop-On-The-Landing
>     21. Ratslegscrawlingupyourassandshit
>     22. Meaty Gunk
>     23. Thingy (you know, THINGY)


What about lobster thermidore, albatross, and the Royal Navy?
These are necssary for Vitamins M, Q and X sub 41.
Edwin alias practicing dietician


--
edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
From: edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Alias
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 23:19:33 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy

Ok, Ok here's the best offer yet:
THE POST-LABOR DAY ALIAS SALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Use two aliases and - GET A FREE NAKED WOMAN!!!
Use only one and she has to keep her top on.

With akas you get no such deal!!!   Why settle for less?  You can have 
the one that everyone's been talking about!!!!
NO LICENSE REQUIRED FOR USE!!!!
Edwin alias marketing genius

--
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Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, (713) 943-2728 in Houston, Texas
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: Pythonesque poetry
Keywords: Sadist poetry
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 08:06:23 GMT

ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark) writes:

> A little (Vogon?) poetry in the only news group that could possibly
> appreciate it:              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[poems deleted]

I don't think so, and you could have had a really bizarre crossposting
list too. This group, alt.fan.douglas-adams, alt.tasteless, and
rec.arts.poems, just for starters.

-- 
Keith_Lim@sfu.ca   Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada
Hon Cog Sci; Min Psyc; Forum; Senate; CDSU; ASC; FARSIDE; LEAD
...none of the above bodies, hold, or agree with the views stated above.

    "2B v ~2B, i.e. the question." --William Shakespeare (paraphrased)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic)
Subject: Re: MP Biblical quotes
Organization: Lysator Academic Computer Society, Linkoping University, Sweden
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 14:12:17 GMT

daggs@l42bb.jsc.nasa.gov (Clark) writes:

>In article <1992Aug31.114453.89930@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au>
>che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>>In article <1992Aug28.235346.15178@ra.msstate.edu>, bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bil
>balcerzak) writes:
>>> 
>>> Dir sir:
>>> 
>>> It has come to my attention that I wish to receive four things: Monty Pytho
>>> Biblical style quotes, full frontal nudity, and unicorns.  No.  I wish to
>>> receive three things: Monty Python Biblical style quotes and full frontal
>>> nudity.  I mean, I would like know if anyone has two things: biblical quote>>> such as the holy hand grenade from the Book of Armaments in the Holy Grail.
>>> 
>>> Yours,
>>> 
>>> Major William Wanker (Mrs.)
>> in a white wine sauce with challots, truffles and garlic.
>>> Office of Conspicuous Consumption
>>> United States Department of Very Large Floating Vessels With Lots Of Space
>And
>>> Nuclear Weapons And Hamburgers
>> a subsidiary of  The Very Big Corporation of America
>>
>>This is a very silly posting and I'm not going to read it.
>>
>AH! Anti-Semitism!
Not at all. It's not even a proper posting. It's polystyrene.

Jan aka Ken, 25, a mounted policeman with a difference... and what
a difference.


--
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email: jan_b@lysator.liu.se
New, improved .sig-file under construction.
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I wanna get stoned
Date: 8 Sep 92 16:40:18 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Sep08.034417.173523@zeus.calpoly.edu> gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom)) rubs gravel on his head:

>Yet again, jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) moans:
>>In <6023@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@cholesky.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) drools:

>>>Are there any *women* out there?
>>Yes, I was one this morning for several hours.
>No you weren't.
I was.

From approx. 6:13 AM to 9:53 AM I was a womman.
Then I changed into a small dog until lunchtime.
After lunch, I switched to a tall man with two noses until
about 4:26.
At that point I became a small black French dwarf girl for
five minutes.
After that I became a pool table for the remainder of the
evening.
And just before going to bed I became a pair of Siamese twins
joined at the eyelids.

>>>Michael alias aka nom-de-plume nickname 
>>James dld Nice base, ya got here, Colonel. You can't be too carefule,
>>	ya know.  Fings break, don't they?
>Dark Elf aka What's THAT button for?
James aka Don't push the RED one! Don't EVER push the RED ONE!!!!
From: fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Andy Fulton)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Food
Date: 14 Sep 92 19:05:34 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

In article <gunnarh.102.716455670@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>In article <BuFwq3.4xx@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Andy Fulton) writes:
>>From: fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Andy Fulton)
>>Subject: Food
>>Summary: Often (and sometimes with a melon)
>>Date: 12 Sep 92 00:44:27 GMT
>>Can I just say that this is the first time I've posted on this news--
>>
>>Noimsorrythereisnttime!!!
>>
>>Well, Then:
>>
>>   It has been known for quite some time that the five (5) major food groups
>>   are as follows:
>>
>>    1.  Cheese
>>    2.  Spam
>>    3.  Chocolate
>>    4.  Spam
>>    5.  Yellow
>>
>>  However, in the process of our research here, we have discovered several
>>  MINOR food groups (foor broops).  There are:
>>
>>    1.  Down-Home-Gritty Chicken "Fingers"
>>    2.  "I Can't Believe It Isn't Pork!"(tm)
>>    3.  Small Cruchy Objects
>>    4.  Yeast Fluid With Fruit-like Flavour
>>    5.  Liquid Substance
>>    6.  Crunchy Juice
>>    7.  Viscous Chuncks
>>    8.  Bizarre French Chemical
>>    9.  Excited Parts
>>    10. Gel-cubes
>>    11. Stuff
>>    12. Spray Roughage
>>    13. Flesh-like Bitz
>>    14. Chip-like Curd
>>    15. William Shatner
>>    16. Solid Paste
>>    17. Pump-o-Spackle
>>    18. Frozen Artificial Goo
>>    19. Food
>>    20. Liquid Bishop-On-The-Landing
>>    21. Ratslegscrawlingupyourassandshit
>>    22. Meaty Gunk
>>    23. Thingy (you know, THINGY)
>
>	You forgot Spam!
>
Ah, Spam was not, in fact, forgotten.  It is groups 2 & 4 of the MAJOR food
groups.  It is, of course, well known that spam is two of the five MAJOR food
groups.
>>
>>  However, there is one food product which was developed here in the laboratory
>>  which could not be put into any one food group.  This product will be
>>  marketed soon, so look for it on your grocery shelves.  It is called:
>>
>>
>>                T A S T E S   L I K E   C H I C K E N !
>>
>>  "Don't fall in love; you don't know where it's been."
>>                                          -------------
>>  "This calls for a plan of subtlety and extreme violence."
>>     (Evil Joe - former, Fishhook - latter)
>>
>>  fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue
>>  GOSTICKYOURHEADINAPIG
>>  \/ (Peace), [] (Love) & :) (Happiness)
>> 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 20:33:33 GMT

In <1992Sep9.172420.3301@newscan.canada.sun.com> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM fnorks away:

>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () blabbed:
>> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>> >jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>> >> }>>>>>>>>Edwin fnork the first one to use the newfangled thing
>> >> }>>>>>>>Sno!im fnork and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
>> >> }>>>>>>Jester fnork is [Ll]isa still around here?
>> >> }>>>>>Dan fnork I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
>> >> }>>>>Jmesa fnork Why can't I spell my name?
>> >> }>>>Jester fnork Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
>> >> }>>[Ll]isa fnork don't ya all like my quiz?
>> >> }>Jos fnork I *HATE* fnorkes!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>> >> }>dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
>> >> }Chris fnork (That's FNORK, not fnork) Now fnork-repellant sprays and bug-lights
>> >> }being created in my basement.
>> >> Jester fnork I changed them all to fnork..it looks nice now....
>> >
>> >PKT aka I like it this way better.
>> >Chris aka Oh, fnork you!
>Hey!  My father fnorked me like that once........Once!
Yer father must have fnorked yer mother at least once,
or yew wouldna be here, would yer?

>PKT aka my god, you've got guts!......
Jeams aka you would too, if you'd just cut someone open
	with a herring, reached into the bloody gash
	and pulled .... 

	Oh. Um. Sorry. Nevermind.
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