From: saseph@hal.unx.sas.com (Ed Hughes)
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Subject: TP Timeline--re-re-post (1000-1007)
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Date: 16 Apr 92 15:47:21 GMT
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OK, there have been two more requests for the timeline
to be re-posted.  Here it is again.  This is part 1.
1000-1007.  Three more parts (2001-2009, 2010-2016, 2017-2021)
to follow.  Apologies to those who see this as clutter, but
I don't have the time to email everyone who wants to see this,
and I have a feeling more requests for the timeline are in the
"not too distant future."

------------------------------

Posted 10/11/91
This has been slightly revised since the last posting.

This timeline is based off of one begun by Jerry Boyajian.
Many thanks go to Ed Hughes, David Coufal and all others who have posted
transcriptions and summaries which I've incorporated here.
This is for non-profit purposes.

A copy will be made available via anonymous ftp at audrey.levels.unisa.edu.au
(130.220.16.88) in pub/twin-peaks/timeline.Z

Edwin Nomura
enomura@ucsd.edu

TIMELINE, pre-1000 (pilot) to episode 1007(end of season 1)
-----------------------------------------------------------

1965 approx (Cooper to Truman, 2021)
   -- Windom Earle may have begun searching for the Black Lodge

1969 approx ("going on 20 years now," Truman to Cooper, 1003)
   -- Bookhouse Boys formed

March 1969 ("20th anniversary," Shelly to Norma, 2021)
   -- Norma wins the first Miss Twin Peaks pageant

April 1969
  -- Hank and Norma get together ("20 years ago, next month," Hank to Norma,
     1007)
  -- Norma begins working at the RR  ("20 years this April," Norma to Nadine,
     2007)

1981 approx (Catherine to Pete, 2014)
   -- Eckhardt plans Andrew's death

1983 ("6 years ago," Truman to Cooper, 1000)
   -- Andrew Packard brings Josie over from Hong Kong to be his wife

1985 ("4 years ago," Cooper to Truman, 2014)
   -- Caroline killed while under Earle's and Cooper's assigned protection

1986 ("3 years ago," Cooper to Truman, 1002)
   -- Cooper has a dream where he learns the deductive technique he exercises
      in 1002 and becomes deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people

April 1986 (Cooper to Leo, 1003)
   -- Leo cited for an illegal U turn

August 1987 (approx)
   -- Andrew Packard supposedly dies, in a boating accident.  In actuality,
      Hank is responsible, and is to receive $90,000 payment from Josie.
      [Truman first tells Cooper Packard died "last year" (1000) but later
      tells him it happened "a year and a half ago" (1001)]
   -- Hank Jennings takes the fall for the killing of an unnamed vagrant,
      is convicted of vehicular manslaughter and sent to jail.

November (Cooper to Leo, 1003)
   -- Leo cited for a drunk and disorderly

February 1988 (Cooper to leaders of community, 1000)
   -- Teresa Banks murdered in southwest corner of the state

August 1988
   -- Laura gets her safety deposit box ("6 months ago," clerk to Cooper, 1000)
   -- Laura begins seeing Dr. Jacoby (Jacoby to Cooper, 1004)

September (Cooper to Leo, 1003)
   -- Leo cited for an aggravated assault.  Charges later dropped.

December
   --  Laura begins seeing James ("2 months ago," Donna to mom, 1001)

January 1989
   -- Truman starts seeing Josie (Truman to Cooper)

05 Feb (Sunday) (Cooper to James, 1000)
   -- Laura and James and the locket

06 Feb (Monday) (date at top of page in diary, 1000)
   -- "Day One" (entry in Laura's diary).

12 Feb (Sunday)
   -- The picnic ("2 Sundays ago," James to Cooper, 1001)

22 Feb (Wednesday)
   -- Maddy feels Laura's in trouble (Maddy to Donna and James, 1005)

23 Feb (Thursday)

   5:00 pm (Josie to Cooper and Truman, 1001)
   -- Laura arrives at Josie's for her English lessons.  Josie says Laura left
      an hour later.

   Sometime after dinner
   -- Last entry in Laura's diary:  "Nervous about meeting J. tonight."
      (She remarks about having asparagus for dinner again, 1000)
   -- Bobby meets with Leo (Bobby to Mike, 1001)

   9:00 - 9:30 pm
   -- Laura returns home from Bobby's.  (Sarah Palmer tells Truman she last saw
      Laura when she got home about 9:00, 1000).  Bobby answers yes when
      Cooper asks him, "she was studying at your house until about 9:30.
      Isn't that right?", 1000)

   9:30 pm
   -- Laura snuck out of her house (James to Cooper, 1001)

   10:00 pm
   -- Leland calls Laura from Ben's office (Cooper to Truman and Albert, 2009)

   12:30 pm
   -- Laura jumps off James' bike at Sparkwood and 21 and runs off (James to
      Cooper, 1001)

   12:00 - 4:00 am
   -- Estimated time of Laura's death according to the preliminary autopsy
      (Doc Hayward to Cooper and Truman, 1001)

24 Feb (Friday)   [Episode 1000 (pilot) - 4/8/90, 8/5/90
                   Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
                   Directed by David Lynch]

   "Just after dawn" (Truman to Bobby)
   -- Josie at the mirror
   -- Pete Martell discovers Laura's body:  "She's dead...wrapped in plastic"
      He calls Truman.
   -- Truman and Doc Hayward identify the body as Laura Palmer's.  Andy
      takes pictures and breaks down and cries.
   -- Sarah can't find Laura.  She calls the Briggs' and the football coach.
   -- Ben and Leland have meeting with Norwegians.  Ben mentions he has
      information that the sawmill will go belly up within a year.
   -- Audrey gets in a car
   -- Leland receives news about Laura.
   -- Heidi's late to work.  Bobby takes Shelly home from the RR
   -- Leland makes a positive ID of Laura's body
   -- At Twin Peaks High, Audrey changes her shoes, and James meets Donna
      J: "Nice day for a picnic."  Bobby arrives at school and is wanted in
      the office.  In class, Donna notices Laura's empty seat after a cop
      talks to the teacher.
   -- Bobby is questioned, then arrested
   -- Principal Wolchezk makes the announcement.  Students grieve.

   Mid-morning
   -- Truman questions Sarah.  Hawk is gathering items out of Laura's room.
      Truman gets the message that Ronette is missing
   -- Josie has Pete "push the plug" and makes an announcement that work
      will stop today in memory of Laura.  Catherine fires a worker.
   -- Ronette is found wandering along the tracks

   10:00 (approx.) (Nadine to Ed)
   -- James stops at Big Ed's Gas Farm.  He has a note for Donna.  Nadine
      sends Ed off to get the drapes ("They said those drapes would
      be ready by 10.")

   11:30 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper enters Twin Peaks (He had lunch at the Lamplighter Inn)

   2:46 pm (clock on wall)
   -- Cooper meets Truman and they check on Ronette.  Truman to Cooper: "as
      far as we know, [Ronette and Laura] hardly knew each other."  Ronette:
      "no, don't go there"
   -- Cooper and Truman take an elevator with a one-armed man.  Dr. Jacoby
      meets and tells them he wants to go to the morgue.  Truman
      says no.  Jacoby also says that Laura's parents didn't know she was
      seeing him.
   -- Cooper and Truman check on Laura.  Cooper finds an "R" under Laura's left
      ring finger.
   -- Donna comes to Big Ed's Gas Farm looking for James.  Mike comes by to
      get Donna but Ed kicks him off the property.  Nadine yells at Ed about
      the drapes and Ed gives Donna James' note for her.
   -- Cooper and Truman investigate Laura's diary.  There's a safety deposit
      box key and a bag with what looks like cocaine residue.
   -- Andy and team find the train car
   -- Cooper and Truman question Bobby.  Cooper doesn't think he did it.

   3:45 (clock on wall)
   -- Audrey walks into the Norwegians' meeting.  She mentions Laura's death.
   -- Bobby and Mike talk about going after a biker.  Lucy overhears.
   -- Cooper questions Donna.  She says some hiker shot the picnic video.
      He wants to know who she's protecting.
   -- Lucy is about to tell Cooper what she overheard from Bobby and Mike, but
      he already knows - the person they're looking for is a biker.
   -- James with the locket on a thong

   4:00 pm (approx.)
   -- "The Norwegians are leaving!" (one of Ben's employees tells the
      concierge Ben would be back by 4:00 for the final signing of the deal
      with the Norwegians and Ben arrives as the Norwegians are leaving)

   4:10 pm (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman at the train car.  They find the necklace, on a chain,
      with half of the heart and a note, "Fire, walk with me."
   -- James with the locket on a thong
   -- Sylvia tells the nurse to tell Johnny that Laura won't be coming back

   Late afternoon
   -- Cooper and Truman at the bank.  Inside Laura's safety deposit box are
      over $10,000 and a copy of Fleshworld.
   -- Leo finds two kinds of cigarette butts in the ashtray and threatens
      Shelly
   -- Norma calls Ed.  They agree to meet at the Roadhouse at 9:30.

   Early evening
   -- Town meeting where Cooper addresses the community leaders.  He says that
      one year ago, almost to the day, in the southwest corner of the state,
      a girl by the name of Teresa Banks was found dead and because of
      "irrefutable similarities," he believes that same perpetrator killed
      Laura and almost killed Ronette.
   -- Leo calls Mike (Mike to Bobby, 1001)

   9:30 pm (approx.)
   -- Donna sneaks out after overhearing her parents talk about the necklace.
   -- Mike and Bobby arrive at the Hayward's looking for Donna.  Doc discovers
      she is missing.  The boys head for the Roadhouse.
   -- Doc calls Cooper and Truman who are staking out the Roadhouse about
      missing Donna.
   -- Big Ed and Norma talk about leaving their respective spouses for each
      other. Cooper and Truman see Mike and Bobby arrive, then Donna.
      Truman calls for backup.  Fight breaks out, Joey Paulson takes Donna to
      meet James.  Cooper and Truman pursue but lose them.  James and Donna
      talk about Laura.  He says that Laura mentioned something about a guy
      getting killed. They kiss, then bury the locket.  Jacoby watches
      all this (2001).  James is arrested.
   -- Doc picks up Donna at the station.  James is put in a cell.

   12:28 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Truman and Cooper have coffee and donuts.  Truman recommends the
      Great Northern for Cooper.
   -- Bobby and Mike bark at James.  Bobby: "When you least expect it."
   -- Truman meets Josie, has been seeing her for about 6 weeks
   -- Catherine tells Ben on the phone that Truman is with Josie again, and
      they agree to meet to talk about it.
   -- Sarah has a vision of the locket on a thong dug up by person
      unknown (Jacoby).

25 Feb (Saturday)   [Episode 1001 - 4/12/90, 8/11/90
                     Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
                     Directed by Duwayne Dunham]

   6:18 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper's up and describes the room to Diane

   6:50 am approx. (Cooper tells Diane he'll breakfast in about half-an-hour)
   -- Cooper goes to breakfast, where he meets Audrey

   Morning
   -- Cooper rattles off the day's schedule to Truman, who's stuffin' his face
      with a donut.  C: "Harry, I really have to urinate!"
   -- Cooper and Truman get autopsy results from Dr. Hayward.  He couldn't
      bring himself to do the autopsy himself.
   -- Shelly discovers Leo's shirt soaked with blood and hides it
   -- Cooper and Truman question James.  He says Laura jumped off his bike
      at Sparkwood at 21 last night.  He flashes back on Feb 5 when Laura
      broke the locket.
   -- Leo can't find his shirt
   -- Mike and Bobby talk in jail cell about Leo
   -- The Donna and Laura picnic video

   10:30 am (Donna to Eileen)
   -- Donna to mom: Laura's been seeing James for 2 months.  Donna is sad but
      happy.
   -- Cooper meets Ed and gets a call from Albert.  Truman and Ed discuss the
      stakeout.  Ed thinks his drink was drugged at the Roadhouse.  The
      bartender was Jacques Renault.
   -- Norma runs into Nadine buying cotton balls at the general store
   -- James released into Ed's custody, Mike and Bobby released

   "Just barely morning" (Pete to Josie)
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Josie.  Pete: There was a fish... *in* the
      percolator.
   -- Catherine meets Ben.  They plan to torch the sawmill.

   Afternoon
   -- Donna visits the Palmers.  Sarah has a vision of Laura on Donna, and
      killer BOB
   -- Jenny's first day at One-Eyed Jack's (not shown but mentioned later)

   Late afternoon/early evening (exterior shot is dark)
   -- Hawk qustions the Pulaskis, spots one-armed man
   -- Ben confronts Audrey about her involvement with the Norwegians leaving
   -- Bobby and Major Briggs have words over dinner.  Briggs socks Bobby
      when he lights up.
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Norma about Laura's involvement with the Meals
      on Wheels program, and the Log Lady says her log saw something the night
      Laura died

   Later in evening
   -- Shelly gets home and is beaten by Leo over the lost shirt
   -- James has dinner at Haywards'
   -- Jacoby listens to tape from Laura, takes out the locket on a thong
   -- Bob Lydecker assaulted outside a bar in Lowtown, a section of Twin Peaks
      (Philip Michael Gerard to Cooper, 1004)

[Episode 1002 - 4/19/90, 8/18/90
Written by Mark Frost and David Lynch
Directed by David Lynch]

Saturday evening (continued)
   -- Jerry Horne gets back from Paris with some baguettes.  Ben tells him
      about the Norwegians leaving and Laura's murder.  They go to OEJ.
   -- Mr. and Mrs. Hayward hit the sack
   -- Ben and Jerry at OEJ.  Ben wins the coin toss for the new girl.
      Blackie:  "When you really want love, you'll find it waiting for you."

   Midnight (clock at Haywards')
   -- James and Donna have their heart-to-heart
   -- Hawk calls Cooper, tells him that Ronette recently quit at the perfume
      counter at Horne's and about seeing the OAM
   -- Person unknown (Audrey) slips a note under Cooper's door ("Jack with one
      eye")
   -- Bobby and Mike meet with Leo in the woods.  Bobby sees someone with Leo.
      Not all of the coke is in the football since Bobby and Mike don't have
      all the money - Laura had the other half.  Leo mentions Laura's wild
      life and Shelly's infidelity.  Leo: "Leo needs a new pair of shoes!"

26 Feb (Sunday)

   Morning
   -- Ed drops grease on Nadine's drape runners.  Nadine's arms bend back.
   -- Cooper prepares for his rock/bottle experiment
   -- Shelly turns off a commercial for "Invitation to Love" and Bobby visits
   -- Cooper teaches Truman, Hawk, Andy and Lucy about Tibet.
   -- Ed meets Norma at the RR
   -- Rock/bottle:
                             1 "James Hurley, secret boyfriend"
                !            2 "Josie Packard, was instructed in English by
                U3             Laura."  Bottle wobbled slightly.
              !---!          3 "Dr. Lawrence Jacoby, Laura's psychiatrist."
              2   !            Bottle was struck but did not break.
              !   !          4 "Johnny Horne, Laura was his special education
       !----! !   ! !--1-!     tutor."   Rock hit trash can.
       !    ! !   ! !    !   5 "Norma Jennings, she helped Laura organize the
       !    ! !   ! !    !     Meals on Wheels program."
                5            6 "Shelly Johnson, waitress at diner, friend."
                               Rock hit tree, then Andy.
                             7 Jack with one eye.  No rock thrown.
                             8 "Leo Johnson, husband of Shelly, drives a truck,
                               connection with Laura unknown."  Bottle struck.
   -- Ed meets Norma at the RR

   Late morning (after church)
   -- Haywards meet Audrey at the RR who puts on music on the juke.  "God,
      I love this music.  Isn't it too dreamy?"

   Afternoon ("Are we going to have to stand here all afternoon?"  Albert to
              Lucy)
   -- Cooper and Truman examine the bloody rag.  Hawk found it 5 miles from
      the train car.
   -- Albert and team arrive

   Night
   -- Nadine ecstatic about her now-silent runners
   -- Pete and Catherine talk.  Pete sneaks safe key to Josie and she finds two
      ledgers there.
   -- Leland has a breakdown to the strains of Glen Miller
   -- Cooper dreams:
      A series of sudden images, as if illuminated by a strobe light with
      darkness in between:
        Cooper in a chair, the dwarf
        Laura's mother running downstairs [from 1000]
        BOB at foot of Laura's bed
        A bloody cloth [in the railroad car?]
        Laura dead
        BOB crouched at Laura's bed  [Sarah's vision]
      The One-Armed Man:
        Through the darkness of future past,
        The magician longs to see
        One..chants...out..between two worlds...
        Fire...walk with me.
        We lived among the people -- I think you say convenience store?
        We lived above it.  I mean it like it is, as it sounds.  I too
        have been touched by the devilish one; tattoo on the left shoulder.
        Ah, but when I saw the face of God, I was changed.  I took the
        entire arm off.  My name is Mike.  His name is BOB.
      BOB, crouched in some room full of clutter (tantalizingly
      unrecognizable metal objects) like an attic or basement.  He looks
      around and says:
        Mike?  Mike?  Can you hear me?  [he turns to look at the camera]
        Catch you with my death bag!
        You may think I've gone insane, but I promise I *will* kill again!
      A small mound of dirt with a gold necklace on it, surrounded by a
      ring of candles.  A puff of wind; the candles blow out.
      An older Agent Cooper (in his 50s or so) is sitting in a red-carpeted,
      red-curtained lounge.  Laura Palmer is sitting a few chairs away from
      him, dressed in a slinky black dress and looking very elegant.  There
      is a strange scraping noise - a distorted silhouette of a person,
      backlit against a doorway -- it seems to be shuddering somehow -- the
      scraping noise gets faster.  Suddenly the distorted silhouette turns
      around.  It's The Little Man From Another Place.  The scraping sound
      was him rubbing his palms together.  He's got a cheerful, wide smile,
      and he says (in twisted, reversed backwards English):
        Let's rock!
      He sits in one of the chairs.  There is a pause.  A black shadow drifts
      slowly over the red curtains, over their heads. Laura puts one finger
      next to her nose, looking significantly at Cooper.  Then:
      LMFAP: [to Cooper]  I've got good news.  That gum you like is going to
        come back in style.  [noticing Cooper staring at Laura]  She's my
        cousin.  But, doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
      Cooper: [to LMFAP]  But she is Laura Palmer.
        [to Laura]  Are you Laura Palmer?
      Laura: [arching her back weirdly]  I feel like I know her,
        but sometimes my arms bend back.
      LMFAP: She's filled with secrets.  Where we're from, the birds sing a
        pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
      Slow jazz music begins to play.  The Little Man From Another Place
      stands and starts a jerky dance.  Laura stands, crosses to Cooper,
      kisses him, and whispers something in his ear.
      -- Cooper jerks awake, with his special Cooper Cowlick pointing straight
         up.  He calls Truman and says he knows who killed Laura Palmer --
         but it can wait till morning.

27 Feb (Monday)   [Episode 1003 - 4/26/90, 8/28/90
                   Written by Harley Peyton
                   Directed by Tina Rathborne]

   7:15 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper meets with Audrey over breakfast and chat about OEJ and Laura.
      He then tells Truman and Lucy about his dream. [In actuality, he
      describes the ending to the European version]:
      "Harry... you were there. Lucy, so were you.  In my dream, Sarah Palmer
      has a vision of her daughter's killer.  Deputy Hawk sketched his
      picture.  I got a phone call from a one-armed man named Mike. The
      killer's name was BOB.... They lived above a convenience store.  They had
      a tatoo: Fire, Walk With Me.  Mike couldn't stand the killing anymore,
      so he cut off his arm.  BOB vowed to kill again, so Mike shot him....
      Suddenly it was 25 years later.  I was old, sitting in a red
      room.  There was a midget in a red suit and a beautiful woman.  The
      little man told me that my favorite gum was coming back into style and
      didn't his cousin look exactly like Laura Palmer, which she did....
      She's filled with secrets; sometimes her arms bend back; where she's
      from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
      The midget did a dance, Laura kissed me, and she whispered the name of
      the killer in my ear."
      He can't remember the killer's name.
   -- Fight at the morgue - Ben and Doc Hayward won't let Albert continue with
      his autopsy
      Albert: Mr. Horne, I realize that your position in this fair
        community pretty well guarantees venality, insincerity, and a certain
        irritating manner of expressing yourself.  Stupidity, however, is not
        a necessarily inherent trait.  Therefore, please listen closely - you
        can have a funeral any old time.  You dig a hole, you plant a coffin.
        I, however, cannot perform these tests next year, next month, next
        week or tomorrow - I must perform them now.  <drill noise--VEEP
        VEEP!> I've got a lot of cutting and pasting to do, gentlemen, so
        why don't you please return to your porch rockers and resume whittling.
      Truman slugs him.

   Mid to late morning (?)
   -- Cousin Madeleine arrives to the strains of "Daddy!" on ItL
   -- Norma is told of Hank's pending parole
   -- Cooper and Truman talk to Leo
   -- Bobby and father have words again

   12:27 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper and Truman leave for funeral after Albert's autopsy report
      Laura was tied up twice, two kinds of twine.  Traces of soap at the back
      of her neck.  Died of numerous cuts.
   -- Ed and Nadine have a quiet moment.  James declines to go to the funeral.
   -- Audrey checks on her family through a peephole.  Ben and Sylvia fight
      over whether or not to take Johnny to the funeral.  Dr. Jacoby comforts
      Johnny.

   Early afternoon
   -- Laura's funeral.  James and Bobby fight.  Leland freaks out.

   Evening (full moon)
   -- Shelly demonstrates Leland's coffin ride
   -- Truman, Hawk, and Ed talk to Cooper about someone running drugs into
      Twin Peaks, and about a sort of evil out in the woods
   -- Cooper meets the Bookhouse Boys (Truman, Ed, James, Joey, Hawk) and they
      question Bernard Renault at the Bookhouse.
   -- Jacques calls Leo for help.  Shelly hides the gun.
   -- Catherine eavesdrops on Josie and Truman.  Josie shows Harry the safe,
      but one of the ledgers is missing.  Catherine has it.
   -- Cooper meets Jacoby at the cemetery
   -- Cooper talks with Hawk about spirits and Laura at the Roadhouse, then the
      two take a drunken Leland home.

28 Feb (Tuesday)   [Episode 1004 - 5/3/90, 9/1/90
                    Written by Robert Engles
                    Directed by Tim Hunter]

   Day
   -- Andy sketches BOB from Sarah Palmer's description.  She, at Leland's
      insistence, then describes her vision of someone digging up the necklace.
      Donna's thinking.
   -- Lucy watches ItL
   -- Cooper questions Jacoby
   -- Gordon calls Cooper.  Andy shows the BOB sketch to Cooper.
   -- Hawk tracks down the OAM to the Timber Falls motel, where at the
      same time, Ben and Catherine are having a rendezvous, and are being
      staked out by Josie.  Catherine says the bogus ledger has the mill
      turning a profit, and tells Ben where the real one is.  She picks up
      a OEJ chip Ben drops.
   -- Cooper and the boys arrive and question Philip Michael Gerard the OAM.
      He has a suitcase full of shoes.  Andy drops his gun and it goes off.
   -- Bernard Renault makes bail (not shown but mentioned later)
   -- Audrey gets Donna to agree to help her find Laura's killer
   -- Norma goes to Hank's parole meeting
   -- Cooper and the boys visit the Lydecker Clinic and confiscate files
   -- Bobby has rendezvous with Shelly and she gives him Leo's bloody shirt
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk and Andy practice in the shooting range.  Lucy's
      mad at Andy.
   -- James runs into Madeleine Ferguson at the RR diner, after speaking with
      Donna on the phone

  5:00 pm approx (parole board'll call about 5)
   -- Norma gets a call from the prison.  Hank is being paroled.
   -- Ben talks to Jerry about some Icelanders, then Audrey talks to Ben about
      learning the family business by starting work at the department store.
      Someone (Leo) calls Ben to meet him in half an hour.
   -- A fax arrives from Gordon with a reconstruction of the plastic piece
      found in Laura's stomach.  Andy comes across the file on Waldo, a mynah
      bird belonging to Jacques Renault.  The cops race to Jacques' apartment.
      They find Leo's bloody shirt there, planted by Bobby.

   Evening
   -- Ben meets Leo by the river and they make plans about setting fire to the
      mill.  Bernard's body is lying on the ground. Leo confesses to killing
      him and reports that frere Jacques is hiding out in Canada.
      (Leo tapes this conversation)
   -- James and Donna go to the buried necklace and find it missing

   12:50 am (clock on table)
   -- Pete chats with Josie and retires.  She gets a call from Hank.

01 Mar (Wednesday)   [Episode 1005 - 5/10/90, 9/8/90
                      Written by Mark Frost
                      Directed by Lesli Linka Glatter]

   4:28 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper is woken up by singing Icelanders

   Morning
   -- Cooper meets Audrey in the hotel restaurant
   -- Ben and Jerry discuss the Sons of Odin.  Jerry's got a leg of lamb.
   -- Cooper meets Truman and Andy at Jacques' place.  The blood on Leo's shirt
      is determined to be AB-.  It doesn't match Laura's but matches Jacques'.

   9:14 am (clock on wall)
   -- Bobby has breakfast at Shelly's.  Andy comes looking for Leo.  Leo calls.
   -- Norma drops by Ed's and they agree to cool their relationship for awhile
   -- Audrey has her job interview at daddy's store
   -- James and Donna meet.  His dad was a musician who ran off and his mom's
      an alcoholic.
   -- Cooper discovers Laura's ad in Fleshworld
   -- Madeleine meets with James and Donna at the RR and agrees to help them
   -- Hank, now out on parole, shows up at the RR to start work.  Shelly
      watches ItL.
   -- The Briggs family goes to see Dr. Jacoby.  Bobby says Laura made him
      sell drugs.
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc Hayward go hiking:
      As they approach the cabin, a crow lands on a nearby branch and
      eyes them.  The Log Lady appears and the crow caws.
      LL:   "It's about time you got here."
        {To no one in particular} "They move so slowly when they're not
         afraid.  Come on, then, my log does not judge."
        { They follow her inside. }
      LL:   "I've got tea.  I've got cookies.  No cake."
      Coop: "That's very kind ma'am, but I don't believe..."
      Hawk: "What kind of cookies?"
      LL:   "Sugar.  The owls won't see us in here."
      Doc:  "A cup of tea would be very nice."
      LL:   {To HST & Coop} "Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames."
      HST:  {Strolling to the table} "Thanks Margaret."
      LL:   "We'll let it steep."
        { All sitting at the table.  Coop goes for a cookie, and Margaret
        slaps his hand. }
      LL:   "Wait for the tea.  The fish aren't running."
      HST:  "You've been expecting us, Margaret?"
      LL:   "You're two days late, but that's you're concern.  My log saw
        something, something significant."
      HST:  "What did your log see?"
      LL:   "Tea first.  Then be ready."
        "My husband was a logging man.  He met the devil.  Fire is the devil
        hiding like a coward in the smoke."
      Doc:  "It was the day after the wedding, wasn't it Margaret?"
      Hawk: "The wood holds many spirits, doesn't it Margaret?"
      LL:   {Gesturing with log to Coop} "You can ask it now."
      Coop: "What did you see that night - the night Laura Palmer was killed."
      LL:   "I'll do the talking."
        "Dark.  Laughing.  The owls were flying.  Many things were blocked.
        Laughing.  Two men.  Two girls.  Flashlights pass by the woods over
        the ridge.  The owls were near.  The dark was pressing in on her.
        Quiet then.  Later, footsteps.  One man passed by.  Screams.
        Far away.  Terrible.  Terrible.  One voice."
      Coop: "Man or girl?"
      LL: "Girl.  Further up over the ridge, the owls were silent."
      { As they leave on the way to discovering Jacques' cabin, the crow leaves
      the branch it has been on all this time and follows, landing on a branch
      when they stop once again.  We get a close-up of its blinking eye.       }

   4:00 pm (cuckoo clock)
   -- Cooper, Truman, Hawk, and Doc find Jacques' cabin and discover clues
      given to Cooper in his dream

   Evening
   -- Party at the Great Northern for the Icelanders.  Ben and Catherine meet
      in private, Audrey eavesdrops.  Catherine confronts Ben about the OEJ
      chip, slaps him 3 times, says lets burn the mill now.
   -- Leland freaks out to music
   -- Madeleine calls Donna.  She found a tape of Laura's.
   -- Back at the party, Ben surreptitiously meets with Josie.  She found the
      ledger where he said it would be.  Ben: "we can proceed.  Tommorrow
      night."
   -- Leo gets home and is beat up by Hank.  "I told you to mind the store, not
      open up your own franchise."  Leo gets pissed at Shelly who shoots him.
   -- Cooper arrives back at his room to find Audrey in his bed

[Episode 1006 - 5/17/90, 9/8/90
Written by Harley Peyton
Directed by Caleb Deschanel]

Wednesday evening (continued) (1/2 moon)
   -- Cooper has a talk (and that's all) with Audrey

02 Mar (Thursday)

   Morning
   -- Andy arrives at the station.  Lucy won't talk to him and gets a call from
      a doctor.
   -- Cooper, Truman, and Doc Hayward are trying to get Waldo to speak
   -- Hawk shows up with a forensics report on Jacques' cabin and says that
      Jacques is now working as a dealer at OEJ.  There were definitely 3
      guests at Jacques' cabin - Laura, Ronette, and Leo.

   Afternoon
   -- Leo spots Bobby arriving at his house to see Shelly.  He then takes off
      when he hears on the police band radio about Waldo.
   -- Maddy, Donna, and James listen to the tape that Maddy found.  They plot
      to get the missing tape (2/23) they beliEve Jacoby has.
   -- Audrey and another girl, Jenny, are working the perfume counter at
      Horne's.  Audrey hides in manager Emory Battis' office to listen in on
      his conversation with Jenny concerning her sideline work at OEJ.
   -- Cooper receives his ear plugs (Cooper to Diane, 1007)

  12:10 pm (clock on wall)
   -- At the RR Diner, Hank palms a lighter that a customer left, and
      has thoughts about Big Ed after a talk with Shelly.  Truman comes in with
      Cooper and warns Hank to keep clean.
   -- Audrey gets Black Rose's number from Jenny
   -- Nadine is home watching "Invitation to Love" and feeling miserable
      because the patent attorney she went to didn't like her drape runner
      idea.  Ed comes in, comforts her, and encourages her to keep trying.
   -- Truman stops by Josie's and asks about her being at the Timber Falls
      Motel on Tuesday.  She tries to deny it but then tells him about Ben and
      Catherine and about overhearing Catherine's plan to burn the mill.

   Evening (Cooper to Truman)
   -- Truman and Ed rendezvous with Cooper at the hotel.  Truman tells Cooper
      about Josie's problem.  Cooper seems suspicious.  Audrey shows up looking
      for Cooper just as they leave.
   -- Mr. Neff, an insurance agent, shows up at Catherine's about an unsigned
      policy.  Josie was to get $1,000,000 upon Catherine's death.
   -- Catherine finds her bogus ledger missing
   -- Audrey leaves a note under Cooper's door and notices an Asian man
      (Tojamura's assistant) checking in a couple of doors down from Cooper
   -- Leo shoots Waldo and drives off, but not before Waldo's last words are
      recorded.  "Laura, Laura, don't go there.  Hurting me, hurting me.  Stop
      it, stop it, stop it.  Leo, no, Leo no."
   -- Cooper and Ed show up at OEJ posing as "Fred and Barney" and meet
      Blackie.  Ed craps, Cooper jacks.
   -- Maddy sneaks out, though she is seen by Leland, to meet James and Donna.
   -- Ben and Jerry eat ice cream, then Jerry goes off with the Icelanders to
      OEJ for a signing party for the Ghostwood deal
   -- Ben calls Josie about Catherine.  Josie says she'll "get Catherine there"
      and that it is "planned for tonight."
   -- Audrey meets Blackie.  She ties a cherry stem into a knot with her
      tongue, and is hired at OEJ
   -- Jacques relieves the previous dealer at the blackjack table where Cooper
      is playing
   -- Dr. Jacoby is watching ItL on tv when he gets a call from "Laura." At the
      gazebo, Maddy, disguised as Laura, is waiting with James and Donna
      and Bobby is watching them. The whole tableaux is being watched by a
      mysterious heavy breather.
   -- Jacoby takes off to find out what's going on with "Laura" while James and
      Donna sneak into his office to search for the missing tape.  Bobby has
      followed them there and sticks a bag of cocaine in James' gas tank.

[Episode 1007 - 5/23/90, 9/15/90
Written and directed by Mark Frost]

Thursday evening/Friday morning (continued)
   -- James and Donna enter Jacoby's place, find paper umbrellas, the (slightly
      different) missing tape and half the locket on a chain
   -- Jacoby, watching "Laura" is beaten by person unknown (Leland)
   -- Audrey meets with Blackie and notices Cooper on a monitor
   -- Cooper talks with Jacques, sets him up.  Jacques says the bird had a
      thing for Laura.  Leo put a chip in Laura's mouth while the bird was
      attacking her and said, "bite the bullet, baby."
   -- Leo kidnaps Shelly
   -- Jacques arrested, struggles, is about to shoot Truman when Andy shoots
      him
   -- Bobby, Maddy, Donna listen to the tape, as Will takes off for a
      hospital emergency.
        "Hey what's up doc?  It's Laura, in case you haven't guessed.  It's
        Thursday the 23rd and I'm so bored.  Actually, I'm in kind of a weird
        mood.  God, James is sweet, but he's so dumb.  And right now I can only
        take so much of sweet.  Hey, remember that mystery man I told you
        about?  Well, if I tell you his name then you're gonna be in trouble.
        He wouldn't be such a mystery man anymore, but you might be history,
        man.  I think a couple of times he's tried to kill me.  But guess what?
        As you know, I sure got off on it.  Isn't sex weird?  This guy can
        really light my F-I-R-E.  He's a red corvette... Uh oh, here comes mom
        with milk and cookies.  Later, Lawrence.  Bye bye."
   -- Leo prepares to burn the mill with Shelly tied up in it.  Timer set for
      one hour.
   -- Nadine writes a note and takes pills
   -- Hank receives $90,000 from Josie for the job 18 months ago.  He says
      doing business with someone is for life and slits both their thumbs.
   -- Catherine is upset.  She can't find the ledger.  She deviously asks for
      Pete's help.
   -- Ed, Hank, and Andy tell other deputies what happened within earshot of
      Lucy.  Andy makes his move and she announces she is pregnant.
   -- Lucy receives call from "Leo" (Bobby) to check out James.  "He's an easy
      rider."
   -- Cooper and Truman question Jacques.  He was in the cabin with Leo, Laura,
      and Ronette.  He and Leo had fought and had hit him with a whisky bottle.
   -- Hayward tells Cooper and Truman that Jacoby said he saw Laura
   -- Catherine gets a call from Hank.  "It's at the mill, what you're looking
      for."
   -- Hank tries to sweet talk Norma

   3:25 am (clock on wall)
   -- Ed finds Nadine unconscious.  He calls for an ambulance. The address is
      422 Riverside.
   -- Lucy gives message to Cooper and Truman from Leo (Bobby).  Leland asks
      Truman about a suspect.
   -- James gives Cooper Laura's tape.  Cooper tells him Jacoby is in the
      hospital and confronts him about the cocaine found in his gas tank.
   -- Icelanders (Einar Thorson) sign the Ghostwood contract
   -- Ben tells Hank to proceed
   -- Bobby goes to see Shelly, is attacked by Leo, who is shot by Hank
   -- Catherine finds Shelly and frees her.  Fire starts.
   -- Leland kills Jacques
   -- Pete goes into burning sawmill after Catherine
   -- Ben signs the contract and goes to see the new girl (Audrey)
      "Close your eyes. This is the stuff as dreams are made of."

   4:37 am (Cooper to Diane)
   -- Cooper returns to his room, notices the quiet, picks up a note addressed,
      "My special agent," receives a phone call (Andy) and is shot by person
      unknown (Josie).


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