From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: a woman's choice
Summary: Daily thrashing of Welch in progress.  Stand by. 
Organization: The Revolutionary Communist Conspiracy 
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 15:03:00 GMT

In article <74590@netnews.upenn.edu> kwelch@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Geisha Dawn) writes:
>In article <1992Apr17.043025.3769@rice.edu> patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>In article <74555@netnews.upenn.edu> kwelch@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Geisha Dawn) writes:
>>>Patrick
>>>>Kevin W.
>>>>>Patrick
>>>
>
>>>>>What does this mean.....hmmmm
>
>>>>Hey, you put it up there, you figure it out.  (This *would* have to happen
>>>>just when I was considering being "Karn Evil 9" for this post, no less.)
>
>>>Karn Evil 9.  That suits you Patrick.  I encourage you to be more
>>>imaginative when you post.
>
>>Well, excuse me if I like something that was popular when you were still in
>>diapers.  De gustibus non est disputantum, you know.
>
>Yeah, and leges sine moribus vanae.
>
>Of course that has nothing to do with what you said, but I thought I'd
>put something relevant to abortion in there.

Why wait until now?  You've never had much to say that *was* relevant to
abortion, so -- why the change?  (Remember you prattling about not changing?
:-)

>>>Geisha Dawn...I know not what it means...but I like it.
>
>>You don't know a LOT of things, but that never stops you from acting like
>>you *do* know them -- with the predictable result.
>
>Pat, what drives you?  I find it very interesting.  I've tried to be
>civil with you.  Your billigerence is amazing.

Yeah, like you were civil with Dean...or Keith...or Susan.  If you act like
a rabid pit bull, expect to be treated like one.  You still refuse to make
that connection.  (It's spelt "belligerence", incidentally -- how come
you're at an Ivy League school and you can't spell something that simple?)

>
>>>>>I haven't sucked up to Chaney at all.  I think snooping around the
>>>>>net is a bad thing.  
>
>>>>Especially if it results in catching you with your pants down, eh?
>
>>>Catching me with my pants down?  Really.  Caught me snooping around the
>>>net, Patty?  Get caught?  No.  I don't dig into other's personal
>>>lives.
>
>>Well, la dee da.  Neither do I.  We have something in common after all.
>
>That's something I hate.
>That's something I should change if we share attributes.
>
Go right ahead -- as inept as you are, you'll be caught in the act quick
enough. It'll be just another case of Father Darwin calling another one
home...

>>>>He's forgotten more about a respect for privacy than YOU will ever know,
>>>>little boy.  Maybe I should ask Susan to show us just what a high moral
>>>>ground you hold...
>
>>>Ask if you must.
>
>>You really *are* wet in the head -- you really want your sleazy e-mail to
>>her to be dragged out in public again?  Talk about "it takes all kinds"...
>
>Not really.  I've talked to Susan about it several times.  She knows I
>am sorry.  She knows I was wrong.  What does it take, Pat?

She knew that all along, twit -- the problem is, do YOU know it?  You sure
don't give that impression, especially lately.

>Get off my back.
>Leave me alone.
>Take a hike.
>Make like a tree and leave (that's from your time...a little nostalgia for
>you, old man winter).

Piss off, Welch.  You don't like it, have someone show you how to use a kill
file -- or exercise a little self-control for once and hit "n" when my name
pops up in the header.  

>>>>>And he's history.
>
>>>>In your dreams, maybe.  Too bad Chaney's own administrator confirmed that
>>>>the account being used by "Dennis Hall" had, in fact, been issued to none
>>>>other than Steve Chaney.  
>
>>>So, what?  I have no alligence to Chaney.  He's a warrior with the same cause.
>>
>>Yeah, he's doing the best job of gaining converts to pro-choice that I've
>>ever seen.  You sure know how to pick winners, don't you?
>
>Yeah...whatever you want to say.  Your words mean little.  Your attitude means
>little.

Of course, coming from someone whose attitude means less than nothing in a
lot of people's eyes, that just really stings me, don't you know...

>>>>>Call Chaney what you want.  No matter to me.  He's not my right hand man.
>
>>>>Just a fellow traveler, sure.  Old Russian proverb:  tell me who your
>>>>friends are, I'll tell you who you are.  That doesn't exactly cast you in a
>>>>good light, does it?
>
>>>Whatever you say.
>
>>What, can't think of something stupid to claim to refute that?  I'm
>>impressed, sort of.
>
>Likes like likes, Patty.  Stupid requires stupid.
>
No wonder I haven't been able to get through to you.  I just can't dumb
myself down that much.  :-)

>>>>What a hoot.  Since you're a foreigner, I'll explain it for you:  Willy's is
>>>>on the Rice campus (our founder is known to many as Willy, after all) and is
>>>>run by the University.  I've been there twice in my life.  (It's closing for
>>>>the summer after tonight, so I can hardly wait to see what you can imagine
>>>>next.)
>
>>>Had an LCE raid I guess.
>
>>I don't know what LCE is -- I'm not a foreigner, remember?  Willy's have had
>>no problems with TABC, though -- it's the end of the semester, you
>>blitherin' idiot.
>
>Liquor Control Enforcement.
>Common for universities.

Pennsylvania isn't the world, son.  TABC and the university (or local)
police departments have that job in Texas.

>>>>If you ever set foot in Houston, you will do much better if you don't let me
>>>>know.  And that's a fact.
>
>>>Why?  What would you do if let you know?  Would you threaten me
>>>with violence?
>
>>Why should I do that?  Just leaving you outside in the heat of a typical
>>summer afternoon would do the job...
>
>Lived in Texas.  It's no big deal.  Lived in Corpus Christi for three years.
>Sucked donkey.  Blew rhino.  Nothing is in Texas.  It's nothing but a 
>oil pit and a big tumbleweed.

Then do us the favor and stay out.  Americans with your attitude still
aren't welcome down here.  (Especially if they stay, as all too many of them
did towards the end of the '70s...)
>
>Actually helped my allergies a bit when I was there.  I've experienced worse.

Summer in Corpus is a cakewalk compared to what we have -- we're not on the
Gulf, remember, but we're close enough to have all that humidity *and* the
heat.  You'd be fried on the sidewalk soon enough.

>>>  If you're going to try and imply that I have some
>>>>sort of problem with alcohol, go right ahead.  I drink the equivalent of
>>>>about one beer a *year*.  I don't think I'd have survived 22-plus years of
>>>>being a Type I diabetic if I'd ever had any kind of alcohol-dependency
>>>>problem.
>
>>>I never said you did.  I;m glad to see you don't drink.
>
>>If you're going to lie, at least put some effort into it, child.  You tried
>>your best to imply something along those lines -- otherwise, why did you
>>bring it up in the first place?  Just to hear your gums flapping?
>>I'd like to see you repeat that implication to my face...and I'm pretty sure
>>you wouldn't have the balls (or the stupidity) to do it.  Therefore, all
>>we're doing in this case is discussing something that *could* happen, but
>>won't.  Stay in your West Philadelphia slum, and it won't, simple as that.
>
>Hey, is that a challenge?  If I come and say you have a drinking problem to 
>your face, what are you going to do about it?  Would you assault me?  I
>should hope that you do.  I'd sue your ass in a grind stone.  It would
>be perfectly legit.  Tort of Battery.
>
So go right ahead and do it -- hey, if you want to blow the cash getting
down here so Dale Ann and I can laugh at you, that's your worry.  Just
remember one thing -- I know the lay of the land around here, so to speak.
You're the foreigner, in this case.  

>>>>(Just when you were acting almost civilized, you had to resort to *this*.
>>>>Simon says:  Fuck off and die, Welch.)
>
>>>Hey, that's cool.  Can you fight without the language, Pat?  Got to resort
>>>to lay languge?  Can't you fight on an intellectual level?
>
>>Shove it until your ears bleed, Welch.  You know exactly what you're doing,
>>and you do it anyway.  Get used to my boots clobbering your head -- because
>>that's how it's going to be the rest of the spring...and when you come back
>>in the fall, I'll be waiting.  You'll learn that you trifle with us Harlan
>>Countians at your own peril.  (None of this physical, of course.  You think
>>I'd want to waste the time going to one of the larger waste dumps on this
>>continent just to be exposed to your "wisdom"?  I've got my life right here.
>>If you don't like that, too bad.  Now -- go out and swim back across the
>>Delaware so the rest of us can get back to discussing things...)
>
>Andate a la reputa que te remil pario.

Tvoyu mat' nogam.  (My other language is Russian. :_)

>>>Okay, I understand.
>
>>You don't have the necessary equipment to pull off *that* feat.  Thank "Bob"
>>you're only defrauding your parents, going to Penn...
>
>Ow!  Ew!  Mortal blow!
>
>Andate a la mierda.

Quit eating on campus, if that's such a problem...:-)

>>The U.S. Constitution isn't perfect -- but it's a hell of a lot better than
>>                            what we have now...
>
>What a damn revolutionary.
>Take a hike to Russia where your communism is accepted, although it wouldn't
>ever be accepted there either.
>
Whatta maroon.  Tell me something -- do you know what country the U.S.
Constitution comes from?  Man, Pavlov would have *loved* you...

-- 
Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
  +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 713 776-1541 at home. 713 527-4056 at Willy's Pub.
         What will our "leaders" do once the Constitution is gone --
                   and we STILL have a drug problem???