HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ciaran@county.lmt.mn.org (Ciaran Benson)
Subject: Re: Send Mail
Reply-To: ciaran@county.lmt.mn.org (Ciaran Benson)
Organization: LaserMaster Technologies, Minneapolis, MN
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 18:42:52 GMT

Clark Adams writes;

>"It matters not how gross, bizarre or otherwise they are."

Sounds like a challenge to me !!!

GIF!  GIF!  GIF!  GIF!  GIF!

That's lurkin' with intent, son ... Ciaran.
From: ybarra@sunset.sedd.trw.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Picture this.............
Date: 28 Jul 92 16:20:39 PST

Picture this.............

Lady sitting on the couch, crying, "Boohoo...you never take me out anymore."
Man picks her up and throws her out the front door.  :)

Lady sitting on floor giant tits, she is seeing stars......man laying in bed,
saying to her " Are you all right dear? When you sneezed, I think your tits
slapped you silly."

Husband and wife at home in evening. Husband reading the paper and says to 
wife. :Did you fart, or is dinner ready?"

Lawyer and Client in court......Lawyer says, "Your honor, my client pleads,
'Fuck him if he can't take a joke.'"

Man and wonan taking a walk...........Mand penis hanging out the leg of his
shorts......Lady says, "You should never wear shorts."

A bum walks into a laundromat and asked a beautiful lady..... "Excuse me,
miss--would you have any old panties I could chew up?"

Man in the African-American Studies Department...looks at a map of the building
and it has a arrow pointing to wher he is standing...it says "You Be Here".

Man walks into a nudist camp library...sign says.........SILENCE. NO HEAVY
BREATHING.

Two men in a bar...one says to the other....."The difference between a dog
and working like a dog is a dog only sniffs assholes; I have to kiss them."

Little sister answers the door and announces your date is here......she yells
out, "Shelly, Mr. Four and a Half Inches is here!"

A man a woman in bed.......The lady says to the man,............:You don't
have to worry about my husband....he's at your place screwing your wife."

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tdn7039@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Thomas Nguyen)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Reply-To: tdn7039@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:04:32 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.182048.15240@ultb.isc.rit.edu>, pac5979@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>A new name for Pam from Pam
>
>Richard Hurtz    (Dick Hurtz)
>Richard Less     (Dick Less)

here is one more

  Richard Rose    (Dick Rose)


   :-)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: physics,joks needed
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Wednesday, 29 Jul 1992 13:37:02 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

I assume that you want jokes, and not jocks; the latter is hard to send
over e-mail. :)

Fill in the names, it's been a while since I studied these:

The inventor of the third law of thermodynamics stated that he had
obviously found the final law. His reasoning: Three guys found the first,
two found the second, and he was the only one to find the third. Hence,
no fourth law.

HeHeHeHaHaHaHooHooHooWhoopsThudUrgh.

-- Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano
From: myint@clipper.ingr.com (Richard Myint)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Prandks
Date: 30 Jul 92 00:55:05 GMT
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

From clipper!unix!hplabs!sdd.hp.com!wupost!uunet!mcsun!sunic!ugle.unit.no!nuug!
nntp.nta.no!hal.nta.no!styri Wed Jul 29 17:42:29 PDT 1992
In article <ccsmcs.711189302@cd4380.ufh.ac.za>, Mark Stobbs writes:
>
>I'm the original poster - a friend of mine has just come back from a trip to
>Zimbabwe and claims he saw a recording of the incident. He is normally very
>accurate in his story telling.

Nah - that will not do. Recordings can be faked.

ObPrank: When you have visitors from far away, like abroad or something,
         you take them out to a restaurant or bar. Then you point at some
         solitude diner/drinker nearby and tell your guests that he's a
         local hero/national celebrity. Sometimes your guests can pull the
         most incredible stunts after hearing such info.

---
YuNoHoo  "Can you sign this picture, please"

ObPrank: My wife's cousin had just immigrated to the U.S. We took her one day
         to San Francisco. We where on the Golden Gate Bridge when my brother 
         in-law and wife convinced here it was customary for new visitors to
         kiss the bridge. I have a very good picture of her with her lips on
         the steel girders.

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  |  \__/       \     (#)       | ,___|     /____,   )  /      >   (C_)   <
  /_____\        |    |         |   /         \     /___\      <__\____/__>
 /____/\_\       OOOOOO        /____\          ooooo              /    \
/         \     /      \      /      \        /     \            /      \
    Homer         Marge         Bart            Lisa               Maggie


 rest of space for rent
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From: psbapat@mtu.edu (BAPAT)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 18:42:21 GMT

In article <Bs7r3L.M2u@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca>, dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore) writes:
> In article <725@dsbc.icl.co.uk> abw@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Andy Wardley) writes:
> >>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
> >>Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
> >Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
> Don't you mean Crystal Gayle?
Don't you mean Dan Quayle?

Hey, it rhymes!


-- 

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e-mail: psbapat@mtu.edu            | YOU GET OUT OF IT DEPENDS  
Michigan Technological University  | ON WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT !!
From: walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Stupidity (was Re: that'd be in the butt, bob)
Date: 21 Jul 92 18:28:19 GMT
Organization: Punkadyne Industries(tm)

In article <3300260@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM> gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel) writes:
>Hah!  Can't beat the dumb kid from Missouri I knew when I was stationed in
>Germany ... we went out to formation one morning, nice blue chilly day with
>the moon shining bright in the morning sky, and he said:  "Germany sure is
>strange.  The Moon comes up in the day over here."
>
>I turned around, totally astonished, and asked:  "You've never seen the
>Moon during the day in Missouri?"
>
>"Nope, doesn't do it there."  By God, he really IS that dumb, isn't he?
>Mostly blatantly stupid remark I've ever heard, bar none.


In my Astronomy Class years ago, we had a "general knowledge test" at
the beginning of the year. It asked questions like "How many planets
do we have in our solar system?" and simple stuff so that the teacher
could get a good idea what we already knew. Here are some odd answers:
 
"Why do you sometimes see the moon in daylight?"
A: At a lunar eclipse
A: It is a reflection off the ocean
A: A mirage cause by the atmosphere


"How many planets are there in the solar system?"
(most answers were about 6)
A: 98 natually occuring ones, some man-made, like planet 106
A: 6, if you include the sun and moon
A: Which one?
A: 5 known, 4 theoretical


"What was the Viking Mission?"
A: Eric the Red studying astronomy
A: Spaceships sent to Mars to take photos of the canals
A: The search for intelligent life on Mars


These are about all I can remember.
 

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From: dbd@icf.hrb.com (Douglas B. Dodson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Wanted: Lawyer jokes list...
Date: 27 Jul 92 21:25:23 GMT
Organization: HRB Systems, Inc.

Hello!

I saw references to a Lawyer jokes list last week.  If anyone out there has
this list, could you please e-mail it to me?

					Thanks!
-- 
Douglas B. Dodson		 	Internet:	DBD@ICF.HRB.COM
HRB Systems, Inc.			Bitnet:		DBD%HRB@PSUECL.Bitnet
State College, PA  USA			UUCP:		...!psuvax1!hrbicf!dbd

Disclaimer!
===========
Any ideas or opinions expressed here do not necessarily reflect the ideas or 
opinions of HRB.
From: hameed@hal.COM (Hameed Mohammed)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Road signs
Date: 24 Jul 92 22:50:28 GMT
Organization: HaL Computer Systems, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: sabre.hal.com

In article <1992Jul21.163044.20907@verdix.com> robert@verdix.com (Robert Brown) writes:
>>I saw a funny road sign in Michigan around Grayling on a two lane road that
>>said.....
>
>I am a little curious what the accident statistics are for this road before
>and after the sign was put into place.  Any ideas?
>
>================================================================================
>Robert Brown		
>robert@verdix.com
>===============================================================================


Talking of accident statistics,


	Drive on the road dividers. Statistics say: The least 

	number of accidents happen there.


Hameed
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Subject: Re: Humor from the News
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 14:06:35 GMT

saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal) writes:

>In article <1992Jul22.222032.7191@gumby.dsd.trw.com>
>suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com () writes:

>>Don't waste your time with rec.humor, just read the newspapers and/or
>>magazines and listen to the radio.  Specifically:

>I wonder why he bothered posting this.

I don't know.  I didn't see it because I was reading the
newspapers and/or magazines and listening to the radio.

Thanks for pointing it out, Sam.  Now if you'll excuse me, 
I'll go back to reading the newspapers and/or magazines and
listening to the radio. ha ha ha he he he ho ho ho.

Dave

-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Jokes mailing list
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 18:09:19 GMT

In article <1992Jul31.142115.18674@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu> chipper@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu (Mike Chipperfield) writes:
>In article <2158@tymix.Tymnet.COM> filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM writes:
>>Mine as well.  And can someone tell us all who to E-mail directly with
>>these #$%^ requests, so we can stop clogging the net?
>>
>>--f2
>>  still looking for Something Completely Different  
>>
>
>
>I agree.
>
me too

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 18:52:21 GMT

In article <Bs7r3L.M2u@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore) writes:
>In article <725@dsbc.icl.co.uk> abw@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Andy Wardley) writes:
>>>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>>>Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
>>Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
>Don't you mean Crystal Gayle?
Don't you mean Gomer Pyle?        haaaa ha ha ha ha ha hoooooo ho ho ho ho
From: f4ax@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Band Names
Date: 22 Jul 92 14:45:59 EDT
Distribution: rec
Organization: Cornell University

In article <james.711588706@ee.uts.EDU.AU>,
james@ee.uts.edu.au (A. James Boswell) writes: 
> I always wanted to have a band called "Mean Root and the Standard
> Deviations" but no one else liked it. If you use it, let me know. I
> mean, I really liked it and I might still use a variation of it (maybe
> just the standard deviations, and a sigma for an emblem/logo).
> 
> James.


GEEK!
From: jim@n5ial.chi.il.us
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Stupid Road Signs.
Date: 24 Jul 92 17:32:54 GMT
Reply-To: jim@n5ial.chi.il.us
Organization: me?  have you seen my desk?  : -)
Originator: jim@eddie

In article <92205.120927MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:

>One of my favorite roadsigns was in San Fransisco
>For anyone who has ever seen SF, it has a few bumps (read: mountains)
>in the road. In front of an incline that was easily 35 degrees:
>
>       HILL
>
>Painted underneath:
>
>      No shit.

if that's the same sign in SF I posted about (oh, say a couple of weeks
ago...maybe 3), it was Jones street, right around Fisherman's Wharf.

cute, eh?  I was really wishing my 35mm was in my hands, instead of in
the hotel room....

and I'd bet on even more than a 35 degree angle....
   --jim

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From: anand@bcarh524.bnr.ca (Anand Raju)
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 17:39:35 GMT

Please remove me from the list.  I can't keep with all the jokes I'm getting.
From: mepstein@csws15.ic.sunysb.edu (Not On Our Customer File)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: BAD JOKES!
Date: 23 Jul 92 23:53:24 GMT
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook





A guy walks into a bar and says ouch

three guys walk into a bar, you'd think after the first one did it
the other two would realize


This one may be offensive!(so pay extra attention)
What did the leper say to the prostitute?










Keep the Tip!
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: <None>
Date: 22 Jul 92 23:12:54 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

WHEN YOU DIE, YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR BRAIN DONATED TO SCIENCE. I HEAR THEY'RE
TRYING TO COME WITH THE PERFECT VACUUM.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: robert@verdix.com (Robert Brown)
Subject: Jokes Mailing List
Keywords: add me too
Organization: Verdix Corp.
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 16:16:03 GMT

add me too.  thanks in advance 



================================================================================
Robert Brown		
Systems Administrator

Verdix Corporation
205 Van Buren St.
Herndon, VA  22070

robert@verdix.com
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jmarlan@titan.nmt.edu (Jon Marlan)
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Organization: New Mexico Tech
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 19:31:52 GMT


In article <1992Jul23.112650.6017@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>In article <1992Jul21.214043.1052@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:
>>A man bought three kittens and brought them home.  One day, he was 
>>outside working on the yard, and the kittens decided to play in the
>>fountain.  The kittens fell in and started drowning, so the man had
>>to save them.  He told them, "You better not play in the fountain
>>because I might not be here to save you next time."
>>
>>A few weeks later, the kittens decided to play in the fountain again.
>>They fell in, and a stranger saw them, but he got there too late to save
>>them.  The stranger went up to the front door, and when the man answered,
>>the stranger said, "Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq."
>>
>>-Roger
>>rog@ingres.com
>
>Maybe I'm just not with it today but I don't actually get this joke.......

This reminds me of another joke:

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro cinco.

Jon

>-- 
>|       Andy Cannon         | Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston,       |
>|  Misplaced Yorkshireman   | lausajne estas rano en mia bideo.   |
>|    Spider Systems Ltd     |                                     |
>|   andrewc@spider.co.uk    |    1972 RD250 - " The Squeler"      |


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From: hargrove@ramirez.mitre.org (Paul H. Hargrove)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: Mitre Corporation, McLean, VA
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 15:37:14 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.141103.17124@dickens.com> fred@dickens.com (Fred Stearns) writes:
>In article <MICHAEL.92Jul21164834@adriaan.bu.edu> michael@adriaan.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul21.130610.24704@news.columbia.edu> pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang) writes:
>>
>>   
>>There was a gal of my girlfriend's acquaintance by the name of
>>Marsh Mellow.
>>Then there's the one we've all seen on Carson:
>>Merry Christmas.
>>
>
>One of my sister's in-laws: one Mary White, married a Mr. Christmas.
>

I don't suppose she went by the last name of White-Christmas, did she?
--------
Paul H. Hargrove, speaking for myself
Organization: Central Michigan University
Date: Saturday, 25 Jul 1992 01:52:58 EDT
From: Sabeeh <32JMXWF@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
 <1992Jul17.092531.9783@cs.nott.ac.uk>
 <1992Jul21.004008.15840@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>

Add me to the list too.


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From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Shit Happens
Date: 29 Jul 92 21:30:50 GMT
Organization: Memphis State University

This has got to be the best piece of shit I have read in this newsgroup.
And so apropos. I must say the author(s) (Gil?) know their religious shit!
Really. My hat is off to you <  :-)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto)
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Organization: Ingres, An ASK Company, Alameda, CA 94501
Date: 21 Jul 92 21:40:42 GMT

A man bought three kittens and brought them home.  One day, he was 
outside working on the yard, and the kittens decided to play in the
fountain.  The kittens fell in and started drowning, so the man had
to save them.  He told them, "You better not play in the fountain
because I might not be here to save you next time."

A few weeks later, the kittens decided to play in the fountain again.
They fell in, and a stranger saw them, but he got there too late to save
them.  The stranger went up to the front door, and when the man answered,
the stranger said, "Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq."

-Roger
rog@ingres.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: nlpearso@napier.uwaterloo.ca (Allyson Graham)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 14:28:00 GMT

Someone in my high school had an interesting last name:  (It's pronounced
how it looks.)
		Pauptit.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mariac@athena.mit.edu (Edwin Marin)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 18:42:22 GMT

In article <12586@inews.intel.com> bstotts@mrmojo.UUCP (Bruce Stotts) writes:
>         ^^^^^^^^^^^
>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     
>Bruce


Don't you mean Meg Ryan?

Edwin
From: berger@atropa (Mike Berger)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Young Ones (old Brit comedy)
Date: 24 Jul 92 21:20:39 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

wct@po.CWRU.Edu (William C. Thompson) writes:
>Does anyone know where I could get my hands on copies of 
>"The Young Ones."  It was an absolutely hysterical comedy that
>used to run on MTV eons ago, but they stopped showing it.
>There were only 12 episodes ever made, but I loved everyone of
>them.
>-- 
The episodes are available commercially on video tape.
--
	Mike Berger
	Department of Statistics, University of Illinois
	AT&TNET     217-244-6067
	Internet    berger@atropa.stat.uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: r2msm@vm1.cc.uakron.edu
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Organization: The University of Akron
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 16:18:53 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.184221.26297@mtu.edu>
psbapat@mtu.edu (BAPAT) writes:
 
>
>In article <Bs7r3L.M2u@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca>, dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore) writes:
>> In article <725@dsbc.icl.co.uk> abw@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Andy Wardley) writes:
>> >>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>> >>Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
>> >Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
>> Don't you mean Crystal Gayle?
>Don't you mean Dan Quayle?
Don't you mean Funny Male?
 
 
Madhav
r2msm@vm1.cc.uakron.edu
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Young Ones (old Brit comedy)
Date: 31 Jul 92 01:55:30 GMT
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.

In article <Bs7z1H.7uC@comp.vuw.ac.nz>, Simon.Cole@comp.vuw.ac.nz (Simon
Richard Cole) writes:
|>
|>In article <0095E522.9EEA6D20@BORN.PHYS.VIRGINIA.EDU>,
kara@BORN.phys.virginia.edu (Kara Jayne Keeter) writes:
|>|> In article <1992Jul24.124535.3534@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>,
wct@po.CWRU.Edu (William C. Thompson) writes:
|>|> >
|>|> >Does anyone know where I could get my hands on copies of 
|>|> >"The Young Ones."  It was an absolutely hysterical comedy that
|>|> >used to run on MTV eons ago, but they stopped showing it.
|>|> >There were only 12 episodes ever made, but I loved everyone of
|>|> >them.
|>|> >-- 
|>|> 
|>   I dont know about in the states but here in distant NZ good video
shops will
|>have BBC copies.. 3 episodes on each tape.
|>-- 
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|>| "ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE WORLD WITH A BULLET IN THE RIGHT PLACE" -
if...     |
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Blockbuster Video has them.

Brian /-|-\
=======================================================
Sorry.  Can't think of anything witty to say just yet.
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: SHIT HAPPENS
Date: 29 Jul 92 11:15:25 -0600
Distribution: world
Organization: Memphis State University

>> 				SHIT HAPPENS
>> 
>> 			    in other various ways	
>> 			   -----------------------
>> 
(stuff deleted)
>> NIXONISM:	Shit didn't happen, and if it did I din't know anything
>> 		 about it.
>> 
>> McCARTHYISM:	Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?
>> 
My additions:

Reaganism: I don't recall if I shit or not.
Bushism:   Wouldn't be prudent to Shit at this juncture. (Puking maybe)
Clintonism: I shit once but I didn't enjoy it so...
Perotism:  I have more shit and my shit is worth more.

Rai.
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I'll rock you till the daylight comes         Memphis State University
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Tonight I'll be your mother I will
Do such things to ease your pain

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