HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: Re: Young Girl, dying of boredom.
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 16:48:18 GMT

mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>
>>Wants to get in the Guiness Book of Records for receiving the most
>>Christmas cards. Send her one now:
>>
>>	  Margaret T. White
>>	  1313 S.W. 20th
>>	  Topeka,  KS
>>		    66604
>>
>>Tell her you know her dad.
>
>This very well may be the only card I send this year.
>
>TTFN,
>M - resisting the urge to crosspost this clear across the net.

Oh, I think this amount of crossposting should be sufficient.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: BIBLE ON CD ROM!
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 00:46:22 GMT

In article <1e430fINN5k9@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy) writes:

|It was a bible printed by Barker and Lucas in 1632, often known as the
|Wicked Bible, since the seventh commandment read: Thou shalt commit
|Adultery.

So, where can we get these, and how much are they? Amy?


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Today's Question.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 16 Nov 92 09:45:54 CST



>20. In all cases a misfire is equivalent to a shot, and a _snap_ or
>a _non-cock_ is to be considered as a misfire.

I am utterly confused by this.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Breaking up is hard to do.
Keywords: Hallmark... When you really don't give a shit, but don't want to look bad by sending a cheap card.
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 14:12:34 GMT

In article <1992Nov20.001320.8283@ncsu.edu> jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu writes:
>
>jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
, mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>>> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus") writes:

<Im too much of a typical usenet asshole to have a relationship with anyone
in the same town>

Well, this almost seemed tru for me too. My girlfriend Debra had become my
ex-girlfriend while she lived in town, but just as she moved we got back
together and spent, o, two months happy like this. It was just too fucking
lonely for me tho, so i started seeing sally most of the time, debra just
on certain weekends.

as you might guess, this was not acceptable to either. now i just see sally,
and the closer we live together, the better we do. and now, shit, im
probably gonna move in with her.

weeeee. at least im not married 

r
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My one line bio
Date: 24 Nov 92 05:30:36 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: University of Central Florida

I used to take candy from strangers; now I take it from babies.

------------------------------------------------------------
mark schnitzius           |  seeking guitar songbook for the
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu  |  clash's "london calling".  does
univ. of central florida  |  one even exist?  will pay top $
------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Rednecks on a Rampage
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:41:42 GMT

In <By5014.rD@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:


>wily
>(Oh! Take me, Sigmund, take me!!) 
>The teeth, how they snap!  The legs, how they kick!
>releases the noble beast's spirit in a royal flash of crimson
>migratory elk
>Rothschild
>okapi
>coccyx

You, sir, are no redneck.


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
I'm especially good at expectorating.
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: hey man
Date: 20 Nov 1992 21:14:25 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


Congratulations to Bryan Keiper, whose SASE was the first i
received and thus will get the customized booklet of richard
x heyman's living room!! cd.  if there are any other SASEs
in the mail, they will be returned with consolation prizes.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: It's looking bad for the home team.
Date: 18 Nov 92 00:01:36 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Finnerty,
    Let's go out with style.
    I have 600 rounds of 9mm hollow points.
    Buy a Smith & Wesson Model 915 and meet me at the Bob's Big Boy in
    Needles, CA next Saturday at noon.
    We'll head on into Arizona and do one of those Southwestern crime spree
    thingamajigs.
RP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rjones@itchy.dsd.es.com (Ray Jones - Perp)
Subject: Low self esteem
Organization: Design Systems Division, Evans & Sutherland, SLC, UT
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 07:33:50 GMT


I must kill myself.

Yesterday, I went to see _Malcom_X_.  A thoroughly good film, which I
recommend to everyone.  However, it has pointed out to me that I am
evil, since I am white.  I am also blonde.  If I had blue eyes, I
would have had to kill myself in the theater, rather than waiting an
entire day.  In any case, it is obvious that I must die to make up for
all the wrongs that my anscestors perpetrated.

I also ended up at a friend's apartment, where I became the focus for
a group of women intent on man bashing.  So I must kill myself (or
neuter myself, I suppose) to make up for all the evil done by men
through the ages.

"Woe be unto the Politically Incorrect Space Pirate."

--
                                          rjones@dsd.es.com
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Writing device drivers
Date: 22 Nov 1992 20:38:04 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

It's the spirit.  You got to have the spirit.  You can't
crab, and hunch, and haw - you have to take it hard, and
do it in one burst, and - slide, strike, the motion is
right, the flow is clear, strutting, like peacocks on ice.
The triangle lines up, break, the balls fly, and the felt
ripples, ever so slightly, resonance, and then you know -
you don't even need to look - turn away and smile - and the
bits click sixteen as the curtain closes.  Cue.

c
somewhere a pope is screaming
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: ic
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Gerald Oskoboiny Memorial Society
Date: 23 Nov 92 16:43:00 CST


-icle
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Wumpus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My Favorite Gjetost of the Month
Summary: I have no joke, I just like saying `Gjetost'.
Date: 20 Nov 92 00:38:49 GMT
Followup-To: soc.culture.nordic
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Stephen King write-alike contest (was: Read any good books lately?)
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 17:50:05 GMT

rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:

>In article <1ej14jINNnk0@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>In article <92325.012127DED110@psuvm.psu.edu> Dan the Man <DED110@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>
>>Steven King is a serious author?  Sigh.  There is definitely something wrong
>>here.

>Steven King has some gems in amongst the crap.
>His problem is that you can only milk so much out of the supernatural.

I hereby announce the Steven King write-alike contest.  You get one
paragraph.  My entry will follow shortly.

------------------------------------------------------------
mark schnitzius           |  seeking guitar songbook for the
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu  |  clash's "london calling".  does
univ. of central florida  |  one even exist?  will pay top $
------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: POEM
Keywords: Data's Poetry
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 15:19:44 GMT

In <iZBauB22w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:

>I just thought I'd follow this up for the benefit of those who have CARASSO
>in their kill files.

I just thought I'd follow this up for the benefit of those who have
mathew@mantis.co.uk in their kill files.

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
Do not go gentle into that good night!
Rage, rage against the dying of the light! - DT
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Re: Why the Naming Contest Is Doomed to Failure
Organization: Cappo Ferra 6
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 02:08:18 GMT

talk.bizarre is a box for stuff.  some of the stuff is box-shaped, and some 
of the stuff isn't.  people put stuff in the box.  every once in a while
someone feels the need to sort the stuff in the box.  sometimes this person
puts lots of little boxes into the talk.bizarre box to aid him in his 
sorting.  unfortunately, there always seems to be one less little sorting
box than is needed, so the sorter gets frustrated and stops sorting.

talk.bizarre is a box for stuff.  unfortunately, this box is not really 
all that box-shaped.

so there

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: ssc
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 15:01:04 GMT

Guy Cole (guycole@netcom.com) wrote:
: I have a secret urge to hear Rush do a cover of "Achey Breaky Heart" [tm].

I have a secret urge to hear They Might Be Giants do a cover of "Achey Breaky
Heart" [tm].

--
---Alfvaen(Looking for "October's Baby")
"Lucille was secretly thrilled when Norman sucked her toaster."
   ---B. Kliban
Current Album--ABBA:The Visitors
Current Read--M.J. Engh:Arslan
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.slack
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: Internet marriages
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 03:43:13 GMT

Rob Dobson (rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU) wrote:
: SO SAYETH ASK:
: 
: >Actually, I know of two people who met on a bbs via internet and are now
: >getting married.  They haven't met each other yet... haven't even seen
: >photos of each other...  
: >
: > -- ASK
: 
: well, hopefully, whoever is performing this marraige will do the smart
: thing; ie convert the wedding chapel into a gas chamber and put these
: two hapless nerds out of their misery.
: 
: 
: -rob

  Actually, I should probably perform this one for _free_, provided I get
an exclusive contract to perform the divorce.  That'll cost 'em good.
  -- Pope Clifton (feeling expansively religious again)

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep's Nightmare
Organization: Rice University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 03:34:59 GMT

In article <6993@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil>, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
|> "... well I dreamed there was an island, 
|>  that rose up from the sea,
|>  and everybody on the island
|>  was somebody from t.b."

"....and you were there, Waldby, and you, Rigler; oh, and a bunch of
midgets too!  Now what were they called?...."
-- 
HWRNMNBSOL
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38437 soc.motss:48019
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.motss
Subject: Re: I Become a Marrow Donor
Date: 17 Nov 1992 19:43:38 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov17.191136.5352@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>In article <MJD.92Nov16230149@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus") writes...
>
>>    But American Red Cross thinks it's better to die from leukemia than
>>be injected with my queer blood.
>> 
>>    Fuck you, Red Cross.
>
>Don't flatter yourself.  The Red Cross doesn't care whether you're gay 
>or not.  Every time you go into give blood the questions are different.  
>Now they asking if you've had multiple sex partners in the last 
>year - not caring whether they're same sex or not.

Do they care if it's at the same time or not?
--scott
   (who can't give blood anyway)
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Anal Fissure
Date: 19 Nov 92 14:11:15 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University




I just wanted to see that title in writing.












--
-- 

 .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
: MIKE ALAIMO        :
: Brain Surgeon      :    A couple SANGWICHES(tm)
: Rocket Scientist & :       shy of a picnic
: General Neophyte   :
 .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, Shameful Confession
Date: 19 Nov 1992 19:17:54 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <HJXHuB2w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>Calculating from current consumption rates, Mantis has enough Epson printer
>ribbons to last until 2020.

If you need them to last longer, spray them with WD-40 when they start to
become light.
--scott
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MY FANTASTY HEARING AID COMPANY
Date: 18 Nov 1992 22:13:04 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1ec1agINNh82@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>
>Is it my imagination, or do most of the people who like Bose products
>wear hearing aids or have other hearing deficits?

when i worked at mit, i was told that good ol' amar bose, while
presenting a lecture, was asked why his 901 series speakers are
never spec'd with power handling limits.  in response, he 
unplugged a speaker from the demonstration setup, stripped the
wire, and jammed it into a power outlet.  after a 60 Hz burst of
appropriate duration, he reconnected the speaker to the stereo
and continued with the lecture.

if 901 speakers had been designed with this sort of feature in
mind, they would certainly be the speakers of choice for those 
i know who prefer 'first strike' capability in their audio systems.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hold on to them" - Mark Edwards
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short astonished confession: I wanna be Princess Di
Date: 23 Nov 1992 17:39:56 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Keywords: no  way; is this true?


I am totally amazed and somewhat envious that someone can actually ask  
another fucking COUNTRY, for gawd's sake, to help her find an apartment.

(I am not sure if I halucinated that little news flash or not; family  
get-togethers on Sundays sometimes do that to me; did Di really ask  
France this question?)
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38345 alt.drugs:18455 alt.binaries.pictures.misc:12920
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: The irony of Rictus
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 17:58:39 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

He tries hard to fail, and succeeds.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: okay take a deep breath
Date: 19 Nov 1992 18:19:13 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1992Nov19.165558.4990@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu 
(Sta
rcap'n Ra) writes:
>cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio), with a Big Important Project
>    Deadline imminent, writes:
>> Work.  Relationship.  Work.  Relationship.
>> Which should I sacrifice?
>     Five bucks (I don't do quatloos) says she
>sacrifices both for t.b, and that the next
>article that pops up on my screen has her name
>on it.  If not the next several.

damn.
it happened on my site.


AjD
where prescience has already been done
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: You its time for a new car when...
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 05:15:30 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1eb0seINNp8a@introl.introl.com> jake@introl.com (Joel Jacobson) writes:
>
>on the way to work this morning, i lost a drag race with a ford festiva.
>the extension of my manliness was apparently overextended, and not very
>manly.

What were you doing, running along side it?

You must own a Yugo.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Re: "Name My Band"
Organization: The W-Makers
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 15:35:09 EST

Buster Hymen and the Penetrators


handel "my friend didn't want it so it's still available" low


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Reformation
Date: 18 Nov 92 18:31:11 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2
Keywords: aaaaaaagh!!! splat!

dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus) writes:

>Also sprach  cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) :
>>
>>    "People were thrown out of windows during the war."
>>


>I have no joke.  I just like saying defenestrated.

I always particularly liked the pictures of people being broken on
wheels and exposed at the tops of long poles.

josh
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: in the mood for a little music
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 18 Nov 92 16:30:36 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Keywords: poot-poot

It's late. Buddy down the hall is blasting some new age crap on his
RISCman. I'm tempted to rlogin as root and kill -9 anything I see that's
associated with Kate Bush, but I don't dare.

So, I once again I retreat into the wonderful world of late-night jazz
on my walkman. As I mentioned earlier, tonight was pizza night. I made
sure to order hot peppers as one of the toppings, in preparation for
tonight's jam session. If the rumblings in my stomach are any indication,
that was 95 cents well spent.

Unfotrunately, someone unplugged my walkman from its adapter last night,
and I lost all my preset stations. If I can't find any jazz in the next
few minutes, I may be forced into performing a duet or two with Kate.

Gerald -she'd be honored, I'm sure
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: LSC, or How I Was Recruited By The KKK
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 22:22:26 GMT
Keywords: damn, i'm stoopid

So.

I met a British friend of mine at a local pub which serves ESB, since
we both like a good beer now and again, but mostly now.  We played
some darts and then moved to the pool table.  Neither of us is any
good but we were playing above ourselves. 

After our second victory, a pair of Brits were the challengers.  While
I was getting another round, my partner had a talk with the Brits after
which he pulled me aside.

"We're going to play this by English rules."

"Well, what's that?"

"You would call it 'nigger' pool..."

"Oh, you mean like dirty pool."

"Yeah, if you scratch the next person gets two turns so you try to play
 to block them."

Well, we put the Brits down in short order and the next challenge came
from a couple.  She wasn't very good but he was.  I broke a ran all
but two.  He missed his shot, my partner coming up next.

"We're in trouble now," she said.

I knew my partner was still thinking about English rules and wouldn't go
for the kill.  I meant to say that he was going play position and not
go for a shot but what came out was:

"Don't worry, he is going to nigger it up."

From the barstool beside me, in a southern accent:

"Did you just say 'nigger it up'?"

"Yeah, but I didn't really --"

"Well, my name's Dennis.  What's yours?  Let me buy you a beer..."

He extended his hand and I took it out of reflex but immediately turned
away, embarrassed by my stupidity.  I felt sick to my stomach.

When my turn came again, I was in the bathroom washing my hand.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Add Your Favorite Two-Word Insult
Date: 16 Nov 92 19:50:03 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <BxqxxM.G5A@rice.edu>, caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:

>Querulous Sow!
 Quercine Soy!





 .
-- 

 .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
: MIKE ALAIMO        :
: Brain Surgeon      :    A couple SANGWICHES(tm)
: Rocket Scientist & :       shy of a picnic
: General Neophyte   :
 .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca)
Subject: Rictus Hep ponders the mysteries of the Orient
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 06:32:04 GMT


   ''What is the sound of Sodium Glutamate in stereo?''

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: koellner@galaxy.fernuni-hagen.de (Johnnie Walker)
Subject: Re: life sucks
Organization: FernUniversitaet Hagen
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 10:52:48 GMT

Curtis Yarvin (curtis@cs.berkeley.edu) wrote:
: it's not the world's friendliest subculture but polish up your
: german and you should do just fine.
: 
: c
: 
here, there, everywhere, down in hell, i dont care.
--
Peter Koellner 
Student of Idiocy at the university of Dortmund
EMAIL:koellner@fernuni-hagen.de
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Dominus the Bilious")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 18 Nov 92 18:59:16 GMT
	<17440@borg.cs.unc.edu> <1dtoj5INNmkk@rave.larc.nasa.gov>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov's message of 12 Nov 92 14:09:41 GMT


Here's my favorite bit of historical trivia this month:

    In what year did the United States officially adopt the Metric System?

(Answer for everyone but Lippert in followup post.)
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gloat