From: bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Subject: Re: Troll demonstrates that he *is* a loser ( was: Re: Hey LameFlame...) 
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Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 01:47:37 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.235837.14410@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
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>Troll, I just knew it.  Somehow, I just knew you would come back to this
>group and piss all over yourself.  Why-O-fucking-why did you do it?  You
>are one person who is truly more pathetic than Boofaweenie.(And I thought
>I would never see the day)

For you to see a truly pathetic individual, all you need to do is take a look
in the mirror.  You'd be surprised. 

>In article <1992Jul20.174729.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Jul16.142559.428@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>>> In article <1992Jul14.174058.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>>(Troll's text deleted to make way for the ensuing carnage.) 
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>>> You are one clueless piece of shit aren't you Troll.  And while we are on the
>>> subject, who, other than a fucking retard, would answer to Troll.   Does
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>>Not so clueless that the subtle nuances of punctuation and using a question
>>mark  when I ask a question escape me, unlike yourself cretinous crawler.  Poor
>>spelling is one thing but even the most uneducated idiot typically knows enough
>>to end a question with a question mark- I guess you must go to even more of a 
>>"advertised-on-the-back-of-a-matchbook" school than you claim that I attend.
>>You're probably an English major there no doubt.
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>Whooa!  "Punctuation"?  Now, I may have missed a question mark, but this
>paragraph is nothing short of incoherent rambling.  Only somebody who is
>obviously insane would criticize someone's grammar with the above paragraph.

Only somebody as fucking stupid as you are would put a period where a question
mark is appropriate.  Perhaps a kidergarten class is most appropriate for you.

>>> this mean you are four feet tall, green, butt ugly, and live under a bridge?
>>> I have seen some stupid nick names here on the net but, this is by far, the
>>> most inane.  I mean what did you think, "Gee my life is so fucking worthless,
>>> I need a snappy nick name... lets see... uh.. er.. I'll call myself Troll!
>>> Yeah, that's it, everybody will think it is cool."  You fucking loser.
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>>If you had been conscious or at least sentient at the time of my "Hi Boyz and
>>Girlz!" post you might know why I am called troll.  I'll assume you were too
>>busy masturbating or that you didn't yet know how to read at that time- which
>>is obviously the case with an idiot of your enduring quality.  Let's talk
>>about that snappy and clever as a post-hole digger nickname of yours-M!
>>M- that is so cool!  I think I've got it figured,  your parents were just as
>>stupid as you are so they couldn't come up with anything better than M. This
>>benefitted you tremendously because your 1/10th of a K memory couldn't handle
>>anything more (due to your inherited stupidity)  and when people would call,
>>"Hey M, time to eat!"  you understood, whereas if you had a more difficult 
>>name with syllables and such,  let's say Mikey for argument's sake,  you'd
>>be standing there dumbfounded and starving due to your pea-sized brain's
>>inability to process what you had just heard.  Gratefully though, sooner or
>>later your luck will wear out and you will perish as Darwin predicted.
>>Wait- here's a better scenario!  M- must've been your project name- Baby M
>>that is!  You were the government's top experiment in trying to create a human
>>that could still function- but without a brain!  What a success!  Now we know
>>your secret story and we are better able to understand you and excuse the
>>lack of quality and inanity of your pointless postings!  
>>
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>BHA-HA-HA-HA-HA.  Now, I left this dicordant paragraph in so everyone can
>laugh at you again.  You sure have a tendency to ramble.  The smart money
>says you are just this side of being committed.  Yesiree folks, you can't
>miss Troll.  He's the one with the blank look on his face, mumbling to
>himself, and blowing spit bubbles into the air.

Troll appears to be quite informed.  You have no brain, no name, no life, no
common sense, no grasp of the English language, absolutely nothing.  At least
his ramblings about you are quite true.  You, on the other hand, are not able
to form the simplest sentences or even sounds imaginable.

>>> And what's this, University of Scranton?  What the fuck kind of lame school
>>> is this?  What do you need to get in to this fine institution, a GED and a
>>> pulse?  Can you say Mickey Mouse U?  Can you say Community Collage?  Go to
>>> a real school you worthless scum. 
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>>(No, but I can say Community CollEge.)
>>This just shows what fine work your educational institution did with you, but
>>I guess the cards were stacked against them since there special ed. department
>>wasn't well established.
>>> 
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>Actually, it was closer to a Freudian slip than a misspelling.  That's right,
>I think it is safe to say that 'ol UofS is a collage of all the inbred,
>retarded, and criminally insane people from the community of Scranton.  Hence,
>Community Collage.  It just so happens to be a more accurate description.

At least UofS appears to be higher on the intelligence level than NASA.

>Now, repeat after me:  I, Troll, am a worthless piece of shit and am not
>worthy of posting to the net, let alone alt.flame.  I, Troll, will do myself
>a favor and kill myself as it is obvious that life is too painful for me.
>Now, DO NOT POST ANYMORE OF YOUR SHIT TO THE NET!  IT'S A WASTE!  YOU ARE
>THE BIGGEST LOSER TO POST TO ALT.FLAME IN A LONG TIME!

Hee Hee Hee.... You are just so threatening.  Perhaps it is time for you to
read your oath to yourself, Mr. Nameless, for it applies to you and everything 
that you post.
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