HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DEMOCRATS ARE BETTER FOR THE ECONOMY
Date: 3 Oct 92 20:50:36 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:


>In a previous article, carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) says:

>>You see
>>that democratic presidents have much better records on the economy...
>>
>>7.2%	DEMOCRAT	FDR
>>4.8%	DEMOCRAT	KENNEDY
>>4.6%	DEMOCRAT	JOHNSON
>>2.9%	DEMOCRAT	CARTER

>Why didn't the voters keep electing Democrats?

That's a very good question. In each case, there's a fair answer.

FDR: Died in office.
Kennedy: Died in office.
Johnson: Incredible goofball.
Carter: Sodomized daughter on netionwide television. Electorate repulsed.

Why weren't more democrats elected? In each case, there's a fair answer.

Hubert Humphrey: Drooled uncontrollably. Never zipped up fly.
Walter Mondale: Powerhouse campaign sunk when, during debate, Reagan 
	noticed Mondale was fondling himself behind the podium.
Michael Dukakis: When Dan Rather asked him why he wanted to be president,
	Dukakis replied "I really, genuinely haven't the foggiest idea.
	I'm an idiot, you see. Would you like to see my hampster, Adlai?
	He's dead."

So you see: the Democratic Party has a long history of candidates who were
strong, shrewd players of economic hardball, hampered by congenital
insanity. Kennedy and Roosevelt never would have been elected in the
first place, if people knew about the REALLY weird stuff they were in to.
Kennedy was Catholic, and it wasn't polio that kept Franklin in that
wheelchair.


					- Jeff Vogel
					Rutgers Poly Sci
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Mighty interestin brand of incense yer burning there, Rictus
Date: 26 Sep 1992 06:45:51 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: boa.cs.berkeley.edu

"Tain't incense - it's moths."

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: gooley template (Re: Boston baked phalluses for charity)
Followup-To: alt.non.sequiter
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 18:58:33 GMT

I finally figured it out.  These non-sensical gooley posts are
actually secret messages to a corrupt and power-hungry government.
But, I cracked the code.  Here is the real meaning of one of 
Mark.'s latest posts.  All I had to do was find the right Official
Unauthorized Gooley Decoding Template (TM).

	Mark

==================================================================
                               golden
                                            ecclesiastical
                        your
                                        silica, 
                                                       had
                     a
                          Zurich
under
                                                     Karajan, 
unconscious, 
                   have
                     hospital
               epitaxy
        His
                              innards
                                                                 monk's
                                   In 
                                 down
                                  maniac
                                   Hallowe'en
by
                                         a
                        bribed
supplied
But
                                           move
                          aviation
                                         and
years
                                        I
                                                                  opened
                                                           retired
and
                    gender, 
                                                               the
           chef.
        In
                                few
                                                              event
                                                   and
                        it, 
French 
=======================================================================
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: TEEN TALK BARBIE
Date: 2 Oct 92 04:14:37 GMT


Just heard that Mattel Toys has just made a talking Barbie that has
four canned messages it speaks.  One of the messages is "Math classes
are hard."  The other messages are supposed to pertain to hair and
shopping.

Yet another way to drive the M-F ratio in the sciences to even worse levels...

Some friends called Mattel and found that they're aware that some
people are unhappy with the message, but will base their decisions on
"volume" of response.  Phone Mattel at 1-800-421-2887, or send mail to
Mattel, 330 Continental Blvd., El Segundo CA 90245

The official name of the product is "Teen Talk Barbie".


carasso, "currently not accused of being a sexist, but who knows"

.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gypsy crossposts an article
Date: 26 Sep 92 11:42:07 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <19ue0eINNkut@uwm.edu>, grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
> In article <7553@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> *-- Ken "no girlfriend, so it's back to spending the evenings on the
> *   model railway" Johnson
> 
> Boy, these euphemisms for masturbation get stranger every day.
> 
> 
> Mark "I've been workin' on the railroad...." Lippert 

Oxford euphemisms for masturbation:

"Leave me alone for 5 minutes to boil my pasta"
"I'm just going out to spray my bike"
"I can't get a big enough pump for my bicycle"
"Can I have a slice?"

Thank you.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: Tsk, tsk class
Organization: t.b
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 19:55:29 GMT

> #N canetoad
> #P 274 W. 19th St., Apt 5B, New York, NY 10011

     Well.  It's all quite clear now, isn't it?
Rage y romance indeed.

     Hi Maggie!  Hi Terre!  Hi Suzzy!

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: oops
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: xenophobes of utah
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 15:53:53 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <1992Sep27.235539.10736@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com writes:

% 
% >hey ho there. sorry i just reposted my comment to kent. i was playing with this 
% >weird newsreader. we have access to three. it basically sucks in any event. i 
% >am working so hard right now it makes me sick.
% 
% sorry?
% 
% SORRY? I'LL SAY YOU'RE SORRY, YOU MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. YOU
% QUIVERING WASTE OF DNA. IF YOU'RE WORKING SO FRIGGING HARD WHAT THE HELL
% ARE YOU DOING READING NEWS? IN FACT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PLAYING WITH
% UNFAMILIAR NEWSREADERS? BY THE WAY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PLAYING WITH YOUR...
% 
% oh, never mind. All of a sudden I had this strange feeling that I was in Utah.

	almost a good flame, you're progressing well. :)

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: i am your slice of life
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:26:03 GMT

Handstands in the middle of a six lane merge, 4 AM.
Tiny powered speakers for earrings.
Bicycle handles that disappear behind my belt.
I have two devices that go around and around; would you
like to throw some CD pottery?

Eyes in my ears. I can hear you, I can hear you. I don't blink.
Nuts in my fingers. Careful when you shake my hand. I like it.

They can't stand it when you actually pay attention, when
you ask them the questions about themselves that they're
avoiding with their movies and music. What would you prefer -
bread or circuses?  Only the clowns are cut from toast.

Please jump through this flaming hoop.
Oh yes, I want you with butter.

bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SAT worship
Date: 30 Sep 1992 08:17:51 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1aaubcINNe8g@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
*In article <1992Sep29.061615.20701@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
*>be unique.  DON'T do astonishingly well on SATs, go to college anyway.
*
*heh. or even better: do frightfully well on the SATs your junior year, go
*to college and flunk out repeatedly.

Even betterer.  Don't take them at all and graduate years before she does.


Mark "Yawn, waste of time" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: killer!
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 06:15:15 GMT



my friend tony's movie Killer will be on the 
Movie Channel october 2nd at 1:00 am.  it is 
vitally important that all of you see this 
movie.  the cable guide describes it thusly:

"Killer (1985) A psycho killer goes on a low 
budget rampage through an unsuspecting town.
Shot on Super-8 for $9,500.  Duke Ernsberger, 
Keith Liles.  (R) language, nudity, violence.
1:21"

this fine feature film was directed by tony
elwood, the same cinematic genius who directed 
my video.  he was also sam raimi's assistant 
for Evil Dead 2, in which he was responsible 
for the room full O dancing objects and the 
firehose that spews three different colors of 
blood.  tony also does a cameo as a paramedic; 
his line is, "I thought you said there was a 
body in there."  the movie features shootings, 
knifings, stabbing with crowbars, dismemberment 
with axes, razor blades, forks, exploding cars, 
meat tenderiser, a breast, and the immortal
phrase, "scrotum-head".  how could you go wrong?
joe bob briggs gave it four chainsaws.

the east coast t.b party (still no date, so
don't ask me) will feature a video of the
outtakes from this film.  

please contact me for information on the Killer
fan club.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: promise
Organization: not here
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 08:02:51 GMT

In article <1ail0iINNn9f@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>When I am wealthy, I will hire the writers of
>talk.bizarre to write fortune cookie messages.
>And sell them to unsuspecting owners of Chinese
>restaurants.

I envision 3,000 rictus hep anecdotes appended with the phrase
                                                 ...IN BED!

AjD
but we can
hope for
better
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep Revolutionizes Business Economics
Date: 2 Oct 92 22:17:22 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>"A dime is money!"

BzzzzzzzzzzzzT!

What the learned Rictus actually said was:

   "A dime here and a dime there and pretty soon you're talking about real
     money."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32378 rec.motorcycles:34250
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Stat du jour
Date: 1 Oct 92 13:02:41 GMT
Followup-To: rec.motorcycles
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1992Sep29.235450.14075@bnr.uk> datasbld@bnr.ca (Datasbuild) writes:
>Jonathan E. Quist (jeq@i88.isc.com) wrote:
>: In article <1992Sep29.171207.11465@bnr.uk> datasbld@bnr.ca (Datasbuild) writes:
>: >Jim Small (dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil) wrote:
>: >: In article <1992Sep25.123223.29606@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>: >: >In article <HcNgRB1w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew sniggers:
>: >: >>1% of British men, while making love, fantasize about their wife being
>: >: >>responsive.
>: >: >>
>: >: >The other 99% wouldn't know what to do with a responsive wife if they had
>: >: >one.
>: >
>: >I think I'll ignore this.
>: 
>: Why?  Because it's too close to the truth, and you don't want to be identified
>: as one of the 1%, or because it's too close to the truth, and you don't
>: want to be identified as one of the 99%?  ;')
>: 
>No and no.  My wife was extremely responsive and she liked the way I brought
>her responses out.....  oooh...uuuurh...aaaahhh...gasp!
>
>The smiley was a weak attempt to make a joke about a slur on the collective
>manliness of this here Sceptred Isle!  You sir have offended us, take that!
>  "Thwak"
>(Sound of gauntlet (+6, enchanted) striking weak namby-pamby american cheek).
>
>It's pistols at dawn for the likes of you, my lad.  Choose thy valet with care
>and then get thee to thy bed.  I only like to blood fresh opponents.
>
You, sir, have made a serious breech of protocol.  As the one challenged,
it is I who have the choice of weapons.  I have a fine pair of cutlasses
that would suit me just fine.  Pistols are too crude for gentlemen.  My 
seconds shall attend upon thee at thy convenience.  I look forward to
adding your scar to my collection.  I trust your affairs are in order.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Re: guys you wouldn't want to date
Organization: Syracuse University
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 20:14:06 EDT

In article <1992Sep23.140834.28517@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>  Lester.
>
>  Clarence.
>
>  Herman.
>
>  Norman.
>
>  Ned.
>
>
>	Mark (Equal opportunity name flamer)
>


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: <****>
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 23:31:46 GMT


"Someone has spelled jesus with an i"

"No thats je suis"

"I am not" 

"Geez you is not"

"I sent my computer it a string of ones and it really got off on it,
you know..."

"If I don't get some shelter, I'm gonna fade to grey"

"You've got a touch of grey"

"Yes, it distinguishes me among the distinguished"

"Dont talk with your brain full"

"She is good as gold, good as gone, good as dead, grateful for being alive..."

"The Dead are too shaggy for my taste"

"The DA's too shaggy for my dog"

"It's a dog eat dead world"

"A boy and his dog and the Grateful Dead..."

"Yeah and Yawn Hammer"

"Take a passing thought, place it a binary shackle, feed it out onto
the billowing bellicose aether and then you shall be allowed to enter
the zone"

"Slothrop's zone?"

"DogZone: between O-zone and Interzone"

"Fuck you is redundant because fuck contains the letter 'u'..."

"advTHANKSance off, then"

"big 'S', little `tea`, little 'why', big 'L', big 'E'"


--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: Phil.Hodges@f601.n105.z1.therose.pdx.com (Phil Hodges)
Sender: postmaster@therose.pdx.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: More Star Trek Pranks
Date: Thu, 17 Sep 1992 02:39:10 -0700

Captain's Log, Stardate 09-17-1992
"Roger David Carasso, talking to All, said about 'MORE STAR TREK PRANKS' ":
___--------------------------------------------------------------------------

>o Misquote Shakespeare to Captain Picard.

>o Teach Data incorrect idioms: "You can't lead a cow to pizza."

   No, that'd be "You can not lead a cow to pizza."  Data can not use
contractions.  Also, I'm sure he has every idiom there is in his many
gigabytes of storage...! :>

___
 X SLMR 2.1a X OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: Another flame from Starcap'n Ra
Followup-To: misc.test.not
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:31:58 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.181559.2395@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>, ra@asuvax (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
}greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
}> Came up with the subject line by yourself, did you?

}     Of course I didn't, dear.  And everyone save
}whatever fools fell off the cabbage truck and
}tumbled into this newsgroup yesterday knows that.

Bwahahahahah, as sexton used to say. This is the response that Lippert
ripped off from dominus. It must be quite encrusted by now. 

But you do get points for figuring out how to pull text from the
Summary: line into the article. Pretty soon, you'll be promoted up
from the plastic dinnerware! 

}     Your failure to understand that imitation is
}the sincerest form of flattery only serves to

The quotation goes : "Imitation is the sincerest confession of 
ineptitude."

}     Now go sip a Pernod or whatever it is you
}do in France, you little knucklehead.

That would be "hanging around the Jardin du Luxembourg with a
sketchbook and picking up French babes", then. Thanks.


--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: direct quote
Date: 7 Oct 1992 00:56:30 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Oct6.163331.21154@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>No, no, no!  You don't just 'get' front row seats at a Ramones show.
>You fight for them, and the right to keep them.  Trust me.

that settles it. Mark, we have to go shopping for clothing for the ramones
show. I sense black leather and chains entering my wardrobe once again.

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short term goal
Date: 6 Oct 92 14:25:33 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <Bvonpn.7En@encore.com>, kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>>In article <1aq6gaINNe37@overload.lbl.gov> inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov writes:
>>>i want to be able to afford dry-cleaning
>>I've got 5 tickets worth of dry cleaning at the shop around the corner.
>>It's beent here since August.  I'm hoping to have saved up enough to start
>>bringing it home next week.
> 
> If it dies in the dryer, so be it.  I refuse to wear anything that needs
> ironing or dry cleaning or socks.

I bet the static makes you cling to walls and ceilings.

Jason

> 
> --
> mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: nabokov's Stupid Pet Tricks
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 16:13:01 GMT

	"Speak, Memory!"

	"<arf>!"

Mark., or one could do a nerdy thing with pointers instead
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson)
Subject: Re: Carpal Tunnel
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 20:41:19 GMT

> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
[...]
> "A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other,
>  if they don't destroy their knees first, or start sleeping with 
>  each other's girlfriends." - Rigler, about Indiana Ultimate

Tonight I'm carpooling to practice with Lisa, who's currently no one's
girlfriend.  Along with qualities such as low body fat, and a nose that
would fit in a bottle cap, she has the outstanding feature of being a
really hot player.  As opposed to my current squeeze, who is slow, and
rubenesque, but has the redeeming virtue of... yeah, you got it,
big hooters.

My knees are fine, though.

Dave
--
Remember: if guns are outlawed, only cops will have guns.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Rictus Hep Counts His Fingers
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 21:18:10 EDT
Organization: The Casual Smokers

"One, two, three, four, five.  Onetwothreefourfive.  Fuck.  What'd I
 do with the other one?"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: ONE MILLION QUESTION PURITY TEST (Part 1/2000)
Keywords: fuckhead
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 23:24:25 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <Bvo5JH.D9I@unix.amherst.edu> mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu writes:

> 
> Matt Welsh (mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU) wrote:
> : In article <1992Oct4.215334.27084@nntp.uoregon.edu> jcw@darkwing.uoregon.edu writes:
> : >Someone please post a copy of the 1,000,000 question purity test.  Thanks.
> : >
> : >-----
> : >[This .sig for rent.]
> : 
> : Well, since you asked for it, here goes...
> : 
>		(DELETED, OH SO SORRY) 
> Uh-uh. Not me.
> 
> marlon

	dear marlin perkins, it was really creative of you to follow up to this 
600+ line post with a nifty one-line followup. way cool, actually. it was so 
cool that we here at t.b. feel that you deserve an award. it's the 'cool' 
award.  tell him about it Don.
	
	WELL MARLIN, YOUR WONDERFUL PRIZE IS OVER 10 MB OF WORTHLESS FILES TO 
BE MAILED DIRECTLY TO YOUR ACCT. INDEED, YOU WILL BE THE ENVY OF EVEN YOUR SYS 
ADMIN WHO WILL WONDER WHY S/HE IS NOT SO POPULAR AS YOU AND WILL DEMAND TO KNOW 
WHY. 
	thanks don. please continue your swell posts moron, i mean marlon.  

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What I'm wearing today.
Date: 26 Sep 92 11:37:16 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Sep25.035543.8008@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
> 	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
> 	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
> 
> In article <6403@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>
>>              white shoes
>>	      white socks
>>	      white pants
>>	      white belt
>>	      white shirt
>>
>>	      it's one of *THOSE* days.
> 
> You're getting baptized?
> 
> How often does that happen?
> 
> 	Mark

Never mind that. Do you white standing up or sitting down?

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: sensitive poet
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 13:52:30 GMT


why cry,
fly by?

best deny,
else you'll fry

sigh
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: new TV show
Date: 4 Oct 92 17:48:54 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

SHE: Where are we?  It's so dark and slimy in here.
HE: I dunno.  Like we've been swallowed up by something.
SHE: Like a monster from a Japanese horror movie.
ANNOUNCER: Slime!  You're in Candid Gamera!

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com