From: aldavi01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu (Arlie Davis)
Subject: Re: CHRISTIANS ARE BEING DUPED!
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 19:37:45 GMT
Reply-To: Arlie Davis <aldavi01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu>
Organization: University of Louisville

In <1993Jan25.165349.3290@cnsvax.uwec.edu> mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:

>                          CHRISTIANS ARE BEING DUPED!

You're right.  We should be using dup2(2) these days, and not relying on 1 or 0
being the descriptor picked immediately after a close(2) call.  Else, we might
read the wrong christian, or allow a child to attempt a write call on a read-
only christian.  *shudder*

>                Most Christians would agree, and correctly so, that 
>           Jesus Christ was a perfect living Master, and a projection of 
>           God into the physical world, God Incarnate. 
>           
>                But there are some very important related facts that 
>           Christians are COMPLETELY IGNORANT of, as are followers of 
>           most other world religions. 
>            
>                First, Jesus Christ was NOT unique, John 3:16 NOTWITH-
>           STANDING.  There is ALWAYS at least one such perfect living 
>           Master (God Incarnate) PHYSICALLY ALIVE in this world AT ALL 
>           TIMES, a continuous succession THROUGHOUT HISTORY, both 
>           before and after the life of Jesus. 


Of COURSE there can only be one master.  Have you ever tried opening a
master that is already open?  EBUSY is all you get.  Any preschooler knows
that -- it's almost a priori knowledge.

>                The followers of some of these Masters founded the 
>           world's major religions, usually PERVERTING the teachings of 
>           their Master in the process.  Christians, for example, added 
>           THREATS of "ETERNAL DAMNATION" in Hell, and DELETED the 
>           teaching of REincarnation. 

Silly rabbis!  We *all* know that everything that is deleted is only moved to
the free list.  Eventually, it will be re-used.  Don't sweat it!

>                Secondly, and more importantly, after a particular 
>           Master physically dies and leaves this world, there is 
>           NOTHING that He can do for ANYbody except for the relatively 
>           few people that He INITIATED while He was still physically 
>           alive.  (That is simply the way God set things up in the 
>           Universes.) 

Because they're still in his people group, He can still signal them.
Why do you have to shout so much?  All of the this is common knowledge!
Re-read setpgrp(2), The Book of P-Group.

>                Therefore, all those Christians who worship Jesus, and 
>           pray to Jesus, and expect Jesus to return and save them from 
>           their sins, are only KIDDING THEMSELVES, and have allowed 
>           themselves to be DUPED by a religion that was mostly 
>           MANUFACTURED by the Romans. 

Quite so!  Jesus' inode has since been reallocated, though.  He's
riveter in lower Manhattan named Bubba.  All praise Bubba, that we might
know the glory of the rivet!, the pure beauty of the I-beam!, and the
folly of slipping in grease!

>                And emotional "feelings" are a TOTALLY DECEIVING 
>           indicator for religious validity. 

I'd never noticed; you're right!  Emotional "feelings" don't show up anywhere
at all in ruptime(1), mem(7), or even kmem(7)!

>                These things are similarly true for followers of most 
>           other major world religions, including Islam. 
>      
>                Thirdly, the primary function of each Master is to tune 
>           His Initiates into the "AUDIBLE LIFE STREAM" or "SOUND 
>           CURRENT", (referred to as "THE WORD" in John 1:1-5, and as 
>           "The River of Life" in Revelation 22:1), and to personally 
>           guide each of them thru the upper levels of Heaven while they 
>           are still connected to their living physical bodies by a 
>           "silver cord". 

Bubba has revealed that today's AUDIBLE LIFE STREAM is a combination of
C-130's engines powering up (normal volume (5 feet away)), the sound of
RA81 disks (200x normal volume) crashing, and "Holiday in Cambodia" (5x
normal volume).  Be advised that life's big and noisy, and take the
proper precautions.

>                True Salvation, which completes a Soul's cycles of 

NEVER power-cycle a soul, unless you're absolutely certain that you
can't do a soft reset.

				*	*	*

People are fascinating.  I could watch them for hours.

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