HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Data Maker")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WILL RICTUS HEP'S FATHER PLEASE STAND UP?
Date: 20 Aug 92 14:46:36 GMT
	<NJ.92Aug20003944@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> <a+hyp2p@rpi.edu>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu's message of 20 Aug 92 14:13:04 GMT

In article <a+hyp2p@rpi.edu> zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu (Zed) writes:
>   Edward Alonso Lopez, pale white Irish boy

The part that scres the shit out of me is that nobody seems to know any
more that `leroy' and `tyrone' are Irish names.
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: gwh@soda.berkeley.edu (George William Herbert)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: annoyance
Date: 23 Aug 92 02:53:54 GMT
Organization: Dis-
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu

heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes...
>>State the obvious all you like, Heim-- excuse me-- HEIM.
>>I sincerely hope you enjoy hearing the obvious echoing back
>>at you from the cavernous empty chamber of a t.b that's
>>mass-killfiled you.
>
>Come on, what I've done isn't really that bad.  It's just that I did 
>it to an established member of the group.  Flaming newbies is one 
>thing - that's fine.  If they can't take it screw 'em.  The thing is, 
>I refuse to recognise t.b's royalty.  And that make you *very* angry.

Ok.  "what I've done isn't really that bad." (Mr. Heim's defense closes
opening statement)

Prosecution:  We would like to introduce the following...

        "What I meant Mr. Ra (can I call you Starcap'n?), was the following:"
                      ^^^^^^
Prosecution: ...as the court can clearly see...

	<Crowd in courtroom starts to make low noises, 
	like herd of bison psyching
	themselves up for a death-charge>

Prosecution: ...and this so-called "HEIM'S LAW", which he has so 
	presumptuously foisted upon talk.bizarre...

	<louder>

Prosecution: ...conclusively demonstrate that "Mr." Heim is a cave newt
	and deserves the normal punishments.

	<loud clapping>

Judge: So Found.  Someone find him a volcano.



   -george william herbert
   gwh@soda.berkeley.edu  gwh@lurnix.com 

I think that the stupidity clause applies.  Perhaps he can be made an
honorary newbie also, just for visual effects.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: unfortunately,
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 15:10:26 GMT

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:




>i just realised that another anagram for
>meredith is "the mired."  on the other 
>hand, if i had one more "e", i could be 
>"dire theme," which is a bit better than 
>"dire meth."

I can't believe you missed "ride them".

mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: A fantasy
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 05:24:20 GMT


In a previous article, Corby.E.Page@dartmouth.edu (Corby E. Page) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>I'll be watching for you.

 Corby.E.Page@dartmouth.edu -- anagram (@=s)
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Rictus Hep licks his own balls
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 15:11:32 GMT


Arf!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: grammy nominations
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 18:51:28 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Aug15.175100.4782@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>In article <1992Aug15.070849.11514@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>>i was just watching an en vogue video,
>>and considering that since the grammys
>>don't have anything to do with actual
>>music ANYWAY, they ought to have a
>>"best legs" category.
>
>heh.
>some people have weight goals, some people have athletic endurance goals.
>I want to fit into one of those sleezy slinky little platinum tank shirts
>they wear like dresses and do it justice.


But notice that you never actually see them sit down.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: rone@sal-sun37.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 22 Aug 1992 18:17:12 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: sal-sun37.usc.edu
Summary: my stupid newsreader won't let me set the followup to bogus newsgroups


  I shaved my sideburns off today.


5150
what's shameful is that i HAD sideburns
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession... but not mine
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 13:58:36 GMT

crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou) writes:


>Can we make Short Shameful Confessions for people other than ourselves?
>If it hasn't already been done, I'd like to set a precedent.

>My friend Mike once faked hypothermia so that the leader of their snow
> trip group would make a couple of female members of the group take off
> their clothes and climb into a sleeping bag with him.

So, how is this shameful?

Are you ashamed that you didn't think of it first?

mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Blearh - was re:Toast
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 06:01:10 GMT

In article <heard.713767003@franklin> heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) writes:
>Right, that's it. A poem for Blair.
[...Doggerel deleted, swatted with a newspaper, and sent
to the backyard to think it over...]

>Laurie 8 (Poet Laureate of Australia)

Australia.  I should have guessed.

				--Blair
				  "Premonitively."
From: gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: If you send it, he will come
Date: 14 Aug 92 15:57:50 GMT
Organization: The House on Snuggles Hill
X-Current-CD: Rhiniog, Geraint Jarman a'r Cynghaneddwyr

SMALL TURRET high up in castle seeks 
      fair maiden willing to let her 
      hair down Tel: +44 31 343 6331
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 19:37:45 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Aug21.124603.11334@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Data Maker") writes:
>|> 
>|>     I would like it to be a matter of public record, in advance of the
>|> day when Christine Nelson is revealed to actually be a man, that *I* was
>|> never taken in for a minute.
>|> 
>|> Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    
>
>i have a friend that visits me every month, dominus, and i believe
>my friend could prove your theory wrong.


Some of us here already believe that you don't have any friends.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: When I am King of the World
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 15:15:36 GMT

When I am king of the world, every day will be Bob Marley day, and state-run
radio will be forced to run two hours of his music from 9-11 am, after the
official news which describes how glorious world leader ROB has taken more
steps to improve the life of his subjects, out of the goodness of His Heart.

When I am king of the world all those who have bumper stickers that say
"Pray to End Abortion" (YOU LISTENING, DOUGIE-POO?) will be incarcerated
in the Federal Prison camp in Petersburg, Va, so that they may spend more
of their time praying to end abortion, and less time worrying about
feeding themselves, etc.

When i am king of the world, running for local political office will 
require that you defacate on yourself in front of at least 500 registered
voters before you will be eligible.

more later
King ROB


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al677@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jerry Cosyn)
Subject: Dr. Cobweb's Asylum
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 15:26:07 GMT


The new garbageman delivers.  Thirty minutes or less.  I love toxic waste.
But I'm trying to cut down.  Everybody is trying to cut down.  Except for
the cut-ups.  Unfortunately, most of the cut-ups are cut-outs, wispy paper
imitations, less funny than old Gasoline Alley comics.  Makes you just want
to plaster Silly Putty to them, but you know you'd get no impression.
Impressionless impressionists.  Unimpressive.  When baseball players want to
slow the game down they think of sex.  I heard that somewhere.  Guys talk,
word gets around.  But most of the words getting around would be better off
staying put.  After all, the proof is in the putting down.  Or is it the
going down?  Of the two, I'd rather go than put.  Have you ever noticed how
much they resemble orchids?  Somebody else said that.  Though of course he
failed to mention that, in the dark, they look like everything else.  It's
only the aroma that attracts.  Salivating like a Pavlovian cliche, you
grope, nose first, wondering whether she's a kicker, a squeeker, or a
squeezer.  If your ears ever get blood back into them it's gonna hurt like
mad.  But it's worth it, because it's a sure way to prevent tonsilitis.
 
I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours.
 
Zimmerman said that.
From: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu (Zed)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WILL RICTUS HEP'S FATHER PLEASE STAND UP?
Date: 20 Aug 92 14:13:04 GMT
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth

nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:

>> rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:

>> nj, [...] illustrious Latino.

>He don't know me very well do he.

Hm. In email, he asked how a Latino like me ended up called "Zed".  I
guess he should have paid more attention in Latino class.

Edward Alonso Lopez, pale white Irish boy

-- 
 "A falling dream is a wonderful dream, one of the best dreams one can have.
                           Where did you fall to, and what did you discover?"
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rosencra@athena.mit.edu (John Buck)
Subject: Re: say YES to drugs
Organization: Sixth Circle, Wrathful and Sullen
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 16:29:37 GMT

dominus offers
>Hey, Gooley, I won't offer to fuck you, but if you come to Philadelphia
>before it runs out, I will give you some of the best marijuana in the
>history of the world, if you promise to let me post about it afterwards.

fine, when i was philly, he didn't even offer me used coffee grounds
wrapped in a grocery bag to smoke.  instead, _he_ drank _my_ scotch.  

when he was in boston, i let him eat the eyeball from the yu-hsiang
whole fish.  now that's hospitality for you.

damn ingrate.  

jb
not that i would have smoked it anyhow. 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Uncle Lou's Sayings (3)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.newbie
Originator: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu
Keywords:  owe
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 16:57:55 GMT


   "I'd rather owe it to you than beat you out of it."
					  Uncle Lou



john

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From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Rictus Hep's new pickup line
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 04:06:55 GMT

"Hey, baby...get a life."
From: Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Just like a fish  on a hook
Date: 13 Aug 92 18:20:00 GMT

Oh boy! A new game!  Mark-Jason laments his lack of T's and hence his 
lack of an adequate Nostradamus anagram.  But here I offer you one, 
Dominus cheri, because you are such a dear friend and fed me Indian 
food.  Cameo appearences by M. D'neriverri, cj, and Thinman. (I know, 
big deal, but I'm not as good at this stuff as Dave P. is.)

Mark-Jason Dominus, email address: mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu

M.! I dreamed Nostradamus in dark loss ennui jumped Lance @ cj's!


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: ICE-T
Keywords: Rap, Crap, Strap, Pap(smear)
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 14:06:30 GMT

In <heard.713675976@franklin> heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) writes:

>Why do I still feel just as ill today?

Drank too much would be my guess.

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
will be president for food
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: Campaign Buttons (for the Victorian elections)
Followup-To: aus.flame,misc.test,talk.bizarre
Summary: I bet the Americans don't get it.
Keywords: Australian, politics
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 00:02:39 GMT


There is a state election in Victoria in October.

/-----------------\
| Kirner Fan Club |
|       KFC       |
\-----------------/

We now return to your regularly scheduled crud

Laurie 8
Laurie 8 <heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au> | Some Driveways are concrete
Theoretical Chemistry PhD student        | Some Driveways have bricks
University of Tasmania, Australia        | Other Driveways
Unashamed 70s man, glad to be glam.      | Have Pebble-Mix - Laurie 8         
Opinions expressed above are those not only of Laurie 8, but the whole world
From: dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: "responsible for the holocaust"
Date: 22 Aug 92 01:04:52 GMT

Gweggie challenges that by my logic, the Jews were responsible for the
holocaust.

Not quite. By my logic, once the Jews knew that their friends and
compatriots were disappearing and never heard from again, they were
responsible for rising up and fighting for their lives. They chose, in
large numbers, instead to imitate sheep. Six million paid for that
choice. My guess is that six million rebels in a country of 40,000,000
could have overthrown the government; they'd for sure have outnumbered
the army.

"They came to take the Poles, but I wasn't a Pole, so I stayed silent..."

Remember?  Bad choice then, bad choice today.

As to overthrowing the government, just what the hell do you think I am
going on about here, anyway, Gweggie?  Rabblerouser is an honorable
position in revolutions. Ask the ghosts of Marrat or Patrick Henry.

  /--------------------\
  | Birthright in '92! |
  | It's not just for  |
  |  fetuses anymore!  |
  \--------------------/


Kent, the man from xanth.
--
Visualize incumbants being defenestrated at altitude, SCTV style.
My what a satisfying "Splat!" they make.
Visualize a revolution, quiet or deafening.
Now visualize your part, and go do it.
--
Or, visualize a sheep chute at a packing plant, and you following
the tail of the sheep ahead.
Bleat, Gweggie, bleat!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: SWF ISO SM in NORTH S.F. Bay Area
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 02:05:38 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN ALT.PERSONALS abeaver@sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu (Annadiana Beaver) writes:
)  
) 
)I am a fairly attractive, 
        ^^^^^^

STRIKE ONE!

)39 year old 

STRIKE TWO!

)Computer professional 

STRIK...FOUL BALL!

)with 2 grown children.

STRIKE THREE!  Y'ER OUT!
-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: What is this newsgroup about???
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1992 14:50:33 GMT

 rdc@netcom.com (Raphine D. Calaora) throws out a newbie hook
	and uses his worm...
>gooley@netcom.com (Markabdul El-Gooley) writes:
>)
>)I have a love for animals that is almost illegal.
	As I understand it, the only difference between you havin' sex
	and an animal havin' sex, is that you are $50 lighter in the
	pocketbook.
>)Would I still be considered a virgin?
	I think that you can be considered a virgin for the rest of
	your unnatural life.

>This is disgusting.
	So is the number of "people" that use rdc@netcom.com

-- 
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com	.sig by Generic Labels
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(Put obnoxious quote here. Please make it as long as possible.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Campaign Buttons
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 18:16:31 GMT

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
: /------------------\
: |  FOUR MORE YEARS! |
: |    SATAN '92      |
: \------------------/
: 
: -------------------------
: |   FUCK FAMILY VALUES!  |
: |                        |
: |      DE SADE '92       |
: -------------------------

/-----------------------\
| WHAT'S THE POINT OF A |
|  POLITICAL CAMPAIGN   |
|    WITHOUT GENERAL    |
|      COPULATION?      |
|                       |
|    MARAT-SADE '92     |
\-----------------------/

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Moody Blues:The Other Side of Life
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.personals
From: fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: The epitome of pathetic 
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 14:10:45 GMT

Is Carasso posting about a dozen messages to alt.personals with this:

>___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
>Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
>Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.

ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
will be president for food
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The course of evolution
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 10:19:25 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <u8yHPB9w165w@mantis.co.uk>

: mrx@sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe) writes:
: > kenj@kambo.wpd.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones) writes:
: > >*I finally gave in and bought SimEarth [...]
: > 
: > >Oh, I got that.  Every time I play, I feel a little bit like mister x.
: > >Especially, when I get bored and bring on an earthquake or radically
: > >change the tilt of the planet's axis.
: > 
: > you too, eh?
: > 
: > i'm still working on the interface to the
: > giant orbiting induction coils.

mathew:
: I tend to feel it's kinda cheating to just plonk down animals unless they've
: previously evolved naturally.  As a result, I often fail to get a good mix of
: species.  My first attempt at a planet ended up with sentient trichordates,
: no insects, no mammals, and no dinosaurs.

you too, eh?
well, i tend to get a preponderance of newts or radiation damage.
aahh.
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| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27100 rec.humor:26813 rec.arts.startrek.current:12026
From: kenneth@ducvax.auburn.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 22 Aug 92 23:52:30 GMT

In article <1992Aug22.055800.23739@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver) writes:
> 
>> beam babes in the shower into the bar.
> 
> Definitely a personal favorite ... you never know who's going to pop in
> for a nightcap!

Thanks, but I don't wear them.
--Frank Drebin, from "Naked Gun" (or was it "Naked Gun 2.5?)
From: hoconnel@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Heath O'Connell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Alt.personals.funny.2
Date: 19 Aug 92 07:31:39 GMT


Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: The man that will change your life, babe

ollege graduate, 29, I'm trying to expand my network of beautiful
female friends all around the US.  I often rent a car and travel
around the country, so I would like to have along my path
women I can cuddle with for the night.
It isn't that I can't stop at a bar and pick up someone - I'm always
successful because I'm attractive (5' 6'', 229 lb., brown hair, and
bomber jacket) - but that always takes time and money.  I'm not
cheap, but at the same time I have enough experience to realize I
don't get anywhere with spending for dinner or silly things like
flowers (women either like me for myself, or they don't and it's
money spent for nothing).
I know how to treat a LADY and that's because I know what she
wants (and I'm very good at it, I might add).  So send your applications
now !
Oh, and what I look for in a woman:
She doesn't have to look exactly like the girls in Hustler, High Society,
or Penthouse, but she has to be decently pretty (at least like in Women
Over 40).  By the way, my preffered ages are 15 - 55.
You have to be shorter than I am (when you're wearing high heels, which
are a must), smart, full of life, sesitive and sensuous, funny, and always
happy when we're together (and happy that *we are* together).  You
will easily recognize my experience in life matters and (as it always
happens), you will take my advice, which will help you improve those
areas of your life you're struggling with now.  In return for this I
expect you won't be boring me with stories about shopping, fashion,
kids, or the sort.  I am a very cool person, but even a calm person like
me gets angry sometimes, so take my advice.
One more thing, you have to be a football fan and willing to become a
fan of the New York Jets.  If you like football, we'll have a lot to talk
about !   Even more brownies for you if you like beer:  on a beautiful
Monday night, when the sun is kissing the horizon, there's a slight breeze
that makes trees sing old, quiet songs, and far away clouds slowly
change their shapes, we could get together for the game, and go for Buds
to the fridge when they don't have those great beer commercials with
beautiful LADIES wearing fashion short jeans.
So don't waste any time and answer back if you want me to put you on
my list.  I'll have this address for only four more days, so don't miss
this unique opportunity !


I love you already (I swear),
Ekoj

PS  Kisses, kisses.
Ekoj





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		hoconnel@adelphi.physics.adelaide.edu.au
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: Fun things to do around campus
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 04:04:06 GMT

In article <lucy.713816220@sfu.ca> lucy@beaufort.sfu.ca (Lucy Chan) writes:
*Well, it was interesting to compare the white-bread campus atmosphere with
*the surrounding neighbourhood (south central L.A.). More interesting were
*some of the stories in The Daily Trojan, the campus newspaper. The one most
*worthy of talk.bizarre: when a guy answered a knock at his door, he was
*chloroformed. When he woke up, his pants were around his ankles and he had
*been sodomized and then hog-tied.

Check out alt.folklore.urban.  If that's your idea of bizarre, there's
stories in that froup that puts that to shame.

Unfortunatly, they have more periodicity then we do, so you should be able
to catch this story in a few weeks.


Mark "I was mugged for my kidneys" Lippert