From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Newsgroups: talk.abortion
Subject: Re: a woman's choice
Summary: An idiot's bleat
Date: 17 Apr 92 19:27:55 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Texas, home of those "revolutionary communist traitors"

In article <74661@netnews.upenn.edu> kwelch@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Geisha Dawn) writes:
>In article <1992Apr17.150300.18291@rice.edu> patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>In article <74590@netnews.upenn.edu> kwelch@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Geisha Dawn) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr17.043025.3769@rice.edu> patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>>>In article <74555@netnews.upenn.edu> kwelch@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Geisha Dawn) writes:
>
>>>>You don't know a LOT of things, but that never stops you from acting like
>>>>you *do* know them -- with the predictable result.
>
>>>Pat, what drives you?  I find it very interesting.  I've tried to be
>>>civil with you.  Your billigerence is amazing.
>
>>Yeah, like you were civil with Dean...or Keith...or Susan.  If you act like
>>a rabid pit bull, expect to be treated like one.  You still refuse to make
>>that connection.  (It's spelt "belligerence", incidentally -- how come
>>you're at an Ivy League school and you can't spell something that simple?)
>
>So, shut the hell up.
>Who gives a rip if I misspelled a word?  No one cares.  Did you think
>it might have been a different word?

Well, if you don't care to make yourself understood, then don't be surprised
if that's pointed out to you.  How come an old ridge-runner like me can
manage that, and you at your Ivy League school can't?

>Get lost.

What, and be like you?  Not bloody likely.

>>>>Well, la dee da.  Neither do I.  We have something in common after all.
>
>>>That's something I hate.
>>>That's something I should change if we share attributes.
>
>>Go right ahead -- as inept as you are, you'll be caught in the act quick
>				      ^^
>You should insert two "--" here to indicate a dash to end the train
>of "--" usage with which you began.
>
>
>>enough. It'll be just another case of Father Darwin calling another one
>	^
>Two spaces should follow after a period, Pat.
>
>>home...
>
>And that is "home. . .."  to end the sentence.

Boy, you really have some earth-shaking revelations there, don't you?

>>>Get off my back.
>>>Leave me alone.
>>>Take a hike.
>>>Make like a tree and leave (that's from your time...a little nostalgia for
>>>you, old man winter).
>
>>Piss off, Welch.  You don't like it, have someone show you how to use a kill
>>file -- or exercise a little self-control for once and hit "n" when my name
>>pops up in the header.  
>
>No, I listen to what every person has to say.  I haven't backed out of
>arguments like your t.a crowd has with me.

Maybe they decided that there's no point in arguing with you...did you ever
consider that?  (I doubt it, as then you couldn't sit there and claim you
"won" the argument.)
>
>>>>>Had an LCE raid I guess.
>
>>>>I don't know what LCE is -- I'm not a foreigner, remember?  Willy's have had
>>>>no problems with TABC, though -- it's the end of the semester, you
>>>>blitherin' idiot.
>
>>>Liquor Control Enforcement.
>>>Common for universities.
>
>>Pennsylvania isn't the world, son.  TABC and the university (or local)
>>police departments have that job in Texas.
>
>Pigs.

Come down here and tell them that.  They like for ignorant Yankees to do
stuff like that, you know.

>>>Lived in Texas.  It's no big deal.  Lived in Corpus Christi for three years.
>>>Sucked donkey.  Blew rhino.  Nothing is in Texas.  It's nothing but a 
>>>oil pit and a big tumbleweed.
>
>>Then do us the favor and stay out.  Americans with your attitude still
>>aren't welcome down here.  (Especially if they stay, as all too many of them
>>did towards the end of the '70s...)
>
>Texas is a hole. . . end of line.

I guess that's why so many people are moving down here, and not to
Philadelphia...:-)

>>>Hey, is that a challenge?  If I come and say you have a drinking problem to 
>>>your face, what are you going to do about it?  Would you assault me?  I
>>>should hope that you do.  I'd sue your ass in a grind stone.  It would
>>>be perfectly legit.  Tort of Battery.
>
>>So go right ahead and do it -- hey, if you want to blow the cash getting
>>down here so Dale Ann and I can laugh at you, that's your worry.  Just
>>remember one thing -- I know the lay of the land around here, so to speak.
>>You're the foreigner, in this case.  
>
>Been there, as I said.  You did not answer my question.

So bleeding what?  What are you going to do about it, besides whine like the
little boy you are?

>>>>>Hey, that's cool.  Can you fight without the language, Pat?  Got to resort
>>>>>to lay languge?  Can't you fight on an intellectual level?
>
>>>>Shove it until your ears bleed, Welch.  You know exactly what you're doing,
>>>>and you do it anyway.  Get used to my boots clobbering your head -- because
>>>>that's how it's going to be the rest of the spring...and when you come back
>>>>in the fall, I'll be waiting.  You'll learn that you trifle with us Harlan
>>>>Countians at your own peril.  (None of this physical, of course.  You think
>>>>I'd want to waste the time going to one of the larger waste dumps on this
>>>>continent just to be exposed to your "wisdom"?  I've got my life right here.
>>>>If you don't like that, too bad.  Now -- go out and swim back across the
>>>>Delaware so the rest of us can get back to discussing things...)
>
>>>Andate a la reputa que te remil pario.
>
>>Tvoyu mat' nogam.  (My other language is Russian. :_)
>
>I suspected as much.

You obviously don't know what *that* means.

>>>>You don't have the necessary equipment to pull off *that* feat.  Thank "Bob"
>>>>you're only defrauding your parents, going to Penn...
>
>>>Ow!  Ew!  Mortal blow!
>
>>>Andate a la mierda.
>
>>Quit eating on campus, if that's such a problem...:-)
>
>Heh heh heh.  You don't have a clue do you?

I know enough Spanish to get the general idea.  Do you know enough English?

>>>What a damn revolutionary.
>>>Take a hike to Russia where your communism is accepted, although it wouldn't
>>>ever be accepted there either.
>
>>Whatta maroon.  Tell me something -- do you know what country the U.S.
>>Constitution comes from?  Man, Pavlov would have *loved* you...
>
>Your expressions of revolution are not appreciated here.  Take it to Russia,
>old man.

Do something unprecedented for you -- read the Constitution, for once.
Thanks for proving my point about Pavlov.  (Oh, yeah...remember to support
Texas secession.  :-)

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