From: karsten@nic.gac.edu (Karsten Hendrick)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Fags vs. Bisexuals
Date: 16 Apr 92 18:37:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr16.123708.986

In article <4205@ucsbcsl.ucsb.edu>  writes:
 
> >Correction, you don't think, Chrisstick, you randomly blather.
> >You don't even know what a conversation is, and I base this
> >conclusion on the fact that you can't understand simple English.
  
> Again, Cheesy Breadstick compares me to an institute.  And he's 
> getting just about as repetitious as ol' Kennywinkle.  Inglese
> si trova facile, ma il latino excessit, e' vero.

Ich verstehe Englisch sehr gut, und du widerholst mehr als alle
andere hier zusammen.
 
> >I think homosexual acts are disgusting.  Never have I argued that 
> >homosexuals be deprived of the same rights I have.
 
> Some might judge you by the company you keep.  Personally, I could care
> less.  But how do you feel about gay marriage?

Some might be braindead, but that's thier problem, and not mine.
Why should I feel anything about gay marriage, since the chances
that I'll partake in one approach 0? 
 
> >But that's just
> >like you to make wanton assumptions, something you have criticized
> >me for. 
 
> Wanton assumptions?  In alt.flame?  Consult The Meat Beast for a
> comment to insert here.  My assumptions are *chaste*, and are
> not available, Mr. Headpiece.

Ohh, I feel really deprived, now that I am beyond the 
reach of your intellect.  Does that mean you'll quit
spewing forth unintelligible garbage?
 
> >Why don't you practice what you preach, Mr. Skinner?
 
> What, not hating people for who they sleep with?  Not asserting
> my 'normality'?

I don't hate anyone, right now I feel sorry for some wingnut, Don 
Qixote-like "gay rights" crusader who jumps up and tries to beat to 
death every windmill on the roadside.  

> Given that you are 'normal', and don't practice
> oral sex,

What have you been doing, taking a survey of my sexual behaviour?
Nowhere does it say that I have or haven't practiced oral sex.  

> what are your views on the sodomy laws, oh great
> Saltlick?

Sodomy laws are an example of stupidity like yours put into writing,
except from a slightly different bent.  Your version would probably
make it illegal not too have oral sex.   First it was a fixation with
sheep, now it's with oral sex.  Go out and have some, why don't you?
Maybe it will clear up your mind.
 
> >> Now, sucking weenie =! intelligence booster, but in Saltlick's case,
> >> one must start somewhere, I suppose.

(Note another <yawn> reference to oral sex)
 
> >Well, I'll kindly leave that to others.  You could bolster my 
> >opinion of your intelligence by not making so many weak and
> >unsupported arguments.  
  
> Do you really think that your assessment of my intelligence worries
> me?  Stale Breadstick thinks he's *normal*, and those who don't
> mesure up are *disgusting*.  That doesn't imply a high degree
> of intelligence.  Sounds more like opinion, fear, or blind faith.

Uh-uh, someone is way off the deep end here, and I believe it's
the man (using the term very loosely here) with the 10-inch name.
Since about 10% (or at most) of men are gay, and the other 90%
are not, if you do simple statistics, you know, mean, median, mode,
you will find that the "average" man is indeed more likely to be
heterosexual, and therefore, I being heterosexual, approach the
"norm" or "average" for men in that respect.
 
> >Probably because you don't  think you'd like to wear plastic.  I don't 
> >have homosexual sex because I don't think I'd like it.
 
> Plastic, like you, is tacky.  If you don't *think* you'd like it,
> stop criticizing others for indulging in it.  Am I criticizing
> people who wear plastic?

Finally you see some light at the end of the tunnel!  I didn't criticize
someone for INDULGING in it, I flamed them for telling me I SHOULD.  In 
your incredible haste to label me a homophobe, you never quite caught on
to that simple fact.  Congratulations, Chris, there's hope for you yet.

Karsten Hendrick
karsten@nic.gac.edu
karsten@lavatch.gac.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.politics.homosexuality