HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Somethin' fishy ...
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 14:29:50 GMT

> jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:

>Take the japs for example, in the antarctic ocean they're hunting a
>whale species which exsistance is threatened. What are the american 
>government doing ? NOTHING! Simply because they don't dare to.
>

thats right, asshole. we actually GIVE A SHIT about the japs, and keep
them safe, while we turn the eco-looneys loose on norway. know why?

CAUSE IF NORWAY SUDDENLY VANISHED FROM THE PLANET, NO ONE WOULD CARE.
so you are a convenient target for our abuse. one day soon, a joint
american/japanese venture will buy norway and use it as a nuclear
testing ground. but until then, STOP HUNTIN THE WHALES YOU FUCKIN
CRIMINALS!
From: keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: andy's reading comprehension problem, or something else?
Date: 8 Jan 93 13:09:14 GMT
Reply-To: james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com>
Followup-To: misc.test,alt.andy-hart.goodbye,misc.kevin-darcy.wannabe
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Disclaimer: i speak for myself only, unless noted otherwise

andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
-> james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com> writes:
-> >======
-> >References:  <C0BDI3.7HH@cmptrc.lonestar.org>
-> >Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 21:09:36 GMT
-> >andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
-> >|>Well, this alt.flame stuff was just a passing fad anyway.  
-> >
-> >no surprise.
-> >
-> >goodbye andy.
-> 
-> The only one I see saying goodbye here is YOU,
-> jimmy.

i'm not surprised.

as i said, you seem to have a short-term memory
problem, unless it's something else, of course.
From: cvafy006@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu (Daniel Rouse, Jr.)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Alt.flame = alt.comedy!
Date: 11 Jan 93 22:33:45 GMT
Organization: California State Polytechnic University, Pomona
Nntp-Posting-User: cvafy006


	I love it!!!  How come everyone else who reads my post is so upset????
They think I'm an idiot?  So why do they keep responding???  Also, the more
people get mad, the more amusing it is to see who is the REAL idiot (hint: it's
not me.  The only one who is exempted from the "idiot" label is the one poster
(I forgot who) who let me know that Michele might be the one posting from an
anonymous site.  Why the heck do you think I entitled my post "Kindergarten
Flamer..."?  Because these people flame like little kids...ie, I can't get to
you so I'll go after your family.  How boring...how trendy...how
unoriginal...how amusing it is to read the feeble flames I've recieved!

					Daniel Rouse, Jr.
					Sophpomore, Computer Engineering
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: Scotland - Bored Blow Jobson Blew It
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 15:41:52 GMT

Rob Dobson yawns ...
>
>ALT.FLAME is pretty devoid of anything now, so i figured id have to
>shop around other froups for people to abuse, as none of the alt.flame
>regulars have been able to crawl from beneath their mossy rocks and
>face the bright piercing light of 1993.
>
>and the winner is...REC.CRAFTS.TEXTILES
>
>[cold flame deleted]

Hey Blow Jobson, you must really be a bored cock sucker. Perhaps all
the other regulars of alt.flame have a life besides sitting at the
terminal writing bs at this time ? It's vacation time, damnit!

You must be a sick fuck to hunt in other groups for innocent victims
just because you can't jerk off reading alt.flame. Activity is picking
up now, so your sexual fantasies for the last two weeks are coming true.

Try to make *real* friends in the *real* world, it helps.
From: moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Michele
Date: 12 Jan 93 16:40:56 GMT
Organization: Washington University,  St Louis MO

(Mr J S Graley), speaking to Moana, writes:
>
>HEY YOU STUPID COW YOU COULDNT FLAME A FUCKING WOMBAT IF IT WAS FUCKING YOU
>UP THE ARSE WITH A DRIED-OUT-TURD SO DONT CUM THE FUCKING FLAMER WITH ME
>ASSHOLE.
>
>YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID IM AMAZED YOUR HEAD DOESN'T IMPLODE WITH THE INCREASED
>ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE GENERATED BY THE FUCKING SMELLY BO YOU DUMB WOPS REEK OF
>ALL THE TIME.
>

Amazing .... truly amazing ....
I'm really impressed, JS!

Graley, why don't you buy a new Keyboard with low caps and punctutation?
... and if you don't know where to put the old one, well, I have some 
suggestions.....


Moana
From: moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This place is getting boring.
Date: 12 Jan 93 19:28:34 GMT
Organization: Washington University,  St Louis MO


Mr J S Graley randomly digits:

>By simply swapping a couple of sentances around, we can assist Moaner in
>describing herself:
>In article <35134@olympus.wustl.edu> moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi) writes:
>>                       Don't worry, brainstone, I'm able to flame
>>you like a man, if you want ... It's so easy ...
>>...ooops, sorry: the standard men flames here cannot reach the 4th grade:
>>I'll have to find some sounder example somewhere.
>
>and
>>
>>What are you, Mr Dall'agata, Sexist?
>               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>               or Ms Moaner Hypocrite Lombardi perhaps?

And concludes:

>Hey I bet you fuck other women!


I don't understand, Graley, I really don't understand! What do you want 
to say? That *I* am ... *Michele*? Please, Graley! Only a fully damaged
brain like yours can get to this conclusion!

Moana.

PS: ah, and if you reply, explain to me the story of swapping the sentences:
I haven't understood that. too!

PPS: ... better: explain EVERYTHING! To me, this post seemed a completely
random collection of sentences and quotes.
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This place is getting boring.
Date: 12 Jan 1993 18:49:57 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

By simply swapping a couple of sentances around, we can assist Moaner in
describing herself:

In article <35134@olympus.wustl.edu> moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi) writes:
>                       Don't worry, brainstone, I'm able to flame
>you like a man, if you want ... It's so easy ...
>...ooops, sorry: the standard men flames here cannot reach the 4th grade:
>I'll have to find some sounder example somewhere.

and

>
>What are you, Mr Dall'agata, Sexist?
               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
               or Ms Moaner Hypocrite Lombardi perhaps?

Hey I bet you fuck other women!

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: scasburn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven M Casburn)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Info regarding rules on ALT.FLAME
Date: 7 Jan 93 01:04:01 GMT
Organization: The Ohio State University

In article <1993Jan6.171620.46166@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> dchatterjee@kuhub.cc.ukan
s.edu writes:
>
>  Dear Netters:
>
>   This is my first posting. I want to know what are the generally accepted
>  ground rules for "ALT.FLAME" newsgroup ????

     I'd say "Don't ask newbie questions" would top the list, but it's a little
late for that... :-)
     Honestly, the best advice is don't take what anyone says *seriously* -- we
usually don't mean it (except the stuff about Michele, of course). We're just 
taking out our frustrations on people who are too far away to beat the crap out
of us. So you're going to be called all sorts of names in the next 24 hours for
posting this. And I'm going to be flamed for "picking up women the Rob Dobson 
way" (you'll figure it out). But this is normal; just shrug it off and enjoy 
the filth!
     Happy flaming!

                                             Steve
|
-- 
    Steve Casburn (scasburn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu)

    Building of the new .sig in progress. Please be patient.
      Sorry for the inconvenience.
From: cvafy006@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu (Daniel Rouse, Jr.)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Oh come on...you can't take mild flaming???
Date: 12 Jan 93 23:38:24 GMT
Organization: California State Polytechnic University, Pomona
Nntp-Posting-User: cvafy006

Ready...



Aim...



Fire away!  I can't believe you guys are having such a nervous breakdown over a
flame that doesn't even hit home!  It makes me wonder what's going to happen
when I DO hit home (ie, insult your family, your sexual orientation, or your
size of you genitalia [if you have any]).  This is only the beginning!  More to
come, and if you can't take this...I pity you when I actually start FLAMING!

Good luck as you guys who can't handle this just might break down and cry when
you read one of my GOOD flames!

						Daniel Rouse, Jr.
						Sophomore, Computer Engineering
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: FLAME (I PISS ON PHILADELPHIA AND BOSTON PISSES ON ME)
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Followups: sender
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 04:58:27 GMT

tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates) writes:

>Hannigan writes:

>Yo. Jagpeep or whatever the fuck it is. Go back to Pakistan and play with
>your little sisters pubes or run from Saddam Hussein or whatever you
>weirdos do. Please, go away.


>"The Irish are pigs..."-Queen Elizabeth of England

At least her majesty knows what Irish is. She can't even pronounce
EYE-TAL-YEN. I is for ignorant. T is for tripping. A is for assholes.
L is for loser. I is for impotent. A is for Acrid.  N is for Nerd.
Spells ITALIAN just in case you spell as bad as it does.











>the typical disclaimers              
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: othman@ntrc25.ntrc.ntu.ac.sg (othman (EEE/Div 4))
Subject: Re: Facts do not exist...
Organization: Nanyang Technological University - Singapore
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 08:50:48 GMT

Chua HakLien (chuahl@ocf.berkeley.edu) wrote:
: [ Sc*** it. I didn't want to get into this again, but sorry to the people
: out there. I really can't let this go by... My apologies for starting it.. ]
: 
: All right, let's contribute some observations.
: Singapore is south of Malaysia. Is this a 100% fact? Certainly.
So you  do not consider Sabah as Malaysia. Singapore is definitely South of
Sabah, more like south west. It is also almost west of Sarawak another
major chunk of Malaysia.

: Pak Othman is a person, is this 100% certain? Unquestionable.

Very hard to attack this one.
: I am a citizen of Malysia. My passport says so, and I say so. 100%.

This one has not been verified yet.

: Have there been any Nobel Prizes awarded to ex-Malaysians? I don't know,
: but the answer is EITHER yes or no. It is either a fact, or it isn't.

based on available "facts/rumours", most probably yes.

: Whether there are such people around, or there aren't, is TOTALLY
: INDEPENDENT of whether journals are 100% verifiable.
: 
: PLEASE, Pak Othman. If you want to discuss the merits of journals,
: do it somewhere else. At the same time, please go take down a dictionary
: and read what exactly a _fact_ is. You used it, you take the responsibility

fact: happening;actuality;truth;reality

How many people are still seeking the truth. What is reality anyway?

: for the statement. Someone just xposted your words of knowledge to
: alt.stupidity. Get a clue. I hope the last statement was relevant enough
: for you.
What relevance? Get a clue. From where. Just because someone(one) cross-posts
to alt.stupidiy does not mean that a statement is stupid, unless that is your
standard for judging stupidity/facts.

--
Othman bin Ahmad, School of EEE,
Nanyang Technological University, Singapore 2263.
Internet Email: eoahmad@ntuix.ntu.ac.sg
Bitnet Email: eoahmad@ntuvax.bitnet

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Like Weeds in Winter
Keywords: A vacation would do you both some good.
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 16:54:32 GMT

In article <C0BDI3.7HH@cmptrc.lonestar.org> andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>
>Back from vacation and what do I see?
>Snow and ice blanket the landscape of alt.flame.



We have just all run away fearing the viscious and killer flamez cummin
from deep in the heart o texas. but as usual, the brave stand firm and
realize that your barrages of 'flames' are really but like tiny  little
maggots on the rotting meat of life.
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: No Subject
Date: 12 Jan 1993 19:47:13 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <1993Jan12.181537.6764@fuug.fi> an3720@anon.penet.fi writes:
|X-Anon-To: alt.flame
|
|mol
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------
|To find out more about the anon service, send mail to help@anon.penet.fi.
|Due to the double-blind system, any replies to this message will be anonymized,
|and an anonymous id will be allocated automatically. You have been warned.

ANONYMOUS??

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA!!!

DON'T TRY TO KID ME ARSEHOLE!!

I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE POSTING FROM!!

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!

I KNOW WHAT COLOUR UNDERPANTS YOU ARE WEARING!!

SO LOOK OUT!!

~THE GREAT NAME

-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: JORN get mad! Grabbum big stick!
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 02:46:42 GMT

In article <1993Jan12.161510.13533@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>> Jorn:  Here's the real story (I swear this is true):  your mother's hemorrhoids hang 
>> off her "pucker-string" like tea bags.  I was somewhat taken aback at first but 
>> decided to keep a stiff upper lip and I hit her in the poop chute nonetheless.  It 
>> wasn't very pretty. [deleted]
>
>HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Thanks, witty-boy, for showing me your low sense of humour. But what
can one expect from an army fanatic shit-for-brains like yourself ?!?
Perhaps Haushalter's posting gave you some new ideas ??! Hope so.
                                                                     
And to Haushalter, I hope for yours sake that you don't take witty-boy's
laugh as a compliment.

>Jorn the BEATOFFMASTER form Scassdinavia. 
                               ###

Ripped off ??? NO !!!! Witty, you broken bulb, ask before you use
my ideas.
From: 187701458@vill.edu (Jagdeep Sahni)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: FLAME (I PISS ON PHILADELPHIA)
Summary: We have a sick puppy here
Date: 6 Jan 93 20:00:00 GMT
Organization: Villanova University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

In article <C0D9GB.Muu@world.std.com>, martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
 	vomits.......

>Yo. Jagpeep or whatever the fuck it is. Go back to Pakistan and play with
>your little sisters pubes or run from Saddam Hussein or whatever you
>weirdos do. Please, go away. 
> 

	So the sick puppy is back. This is what happens when children lay 
their hands on adult magazines. I know you. You are the clueless asshole
who posts meaningless obsceneties with zero creativity. You are so full 
of shit that you even use the same subject header. Let's see. What was the 
snappy one you used last time? " I PISS ON NORWAY " ? Eh? Wow, good form
with " I PISS ON PHILADELPHIA."  You are the dumbass who used the same 
bunch of meaningless curses in two consecutive postings. That really made
everyone sit up and take notice, birdbrain. And now, you display your
entire knowledge of world geography in three complete sentences above. 
Wow, great stuff. Please don't go away. Stay around and get your ass kicked.


>BTW: The Eagles Suck.
> 

	No, I am not going to be a clueless newbie or a fuckhead like Kevin 
Walsh and respond to this "flame bait" of yours. And fuck you very much for 
your opinion.


			Jagdeep Sahni
			A Hard Hitting, Trash Talking Philadelphia Eagles Fan
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Annoying Part VI
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 09:18:00 GMT

it
From: cress@enterprise.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: please flame me
Date: 5 Jan 1993 16:05:52 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: enterprise.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <16060025@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com>, tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates) writes:
>Kevin Walsh writes:
>
>>I don't get pissed off reading this crap, I'm only here because
>>I've got nothing better to do with my time.
>	  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Hmmmmmm....  Do you have problems Kevin, do you need a life?
>
>	   Michele
>

Actually it should be...
'Hmmmmmm....  Do you have a problems Kevie, do need you lifes??!.!!!???'

Garrett

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: Stats for alt.flame: December 1992 (MORE TWISTED BULLSHIT)
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 05:36:56 GMT

In article <1302@dsbc.icl.co.uk> Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk> writes:
>In article <K33es*MP0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>> ==============================================================================
>>                     |Kilobytes Sent |Messages Sent | Average |  Max   Min| Ori
>>                     |Total   Rank   |       Rank   |  Msg    |  Msg   Msg|gina
>> Username            |KByte Pos   %  | Num Pos   %  | Size Rnk| Size  Size|lity
>> ====================|===== === =====|==== === =====|===== ===|===== =====|====
>> Kevin Walsh                         |              |         |           |
>> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk   226.9   2  8.9 | 178   2  8.0 | 1305 130| 5569   444| 59%
>
>>
>HA!  Stitch that!
>

Exsqueeze me. Michele (Man or Woman) Dall'Agatta topped you at numero uno
didn't it? I think in January you may top that, but only since he was
spanked off the net from fnala.fnal.finally.finished  I received personal
email from him at fnala.fnal.finally.finished and he says he will be back
to get me "burn me off the NET" as soon as he can find a closet node on
the net. He will probably be after you too. If he wasn;t so dumb from
having garlic for balls, he would set up a guest account and telnet to it
to use alt.flame and set up a .forward file to have all his mail land at
finally.finished - MICHELE ARE YOU READING THIS DUMMY -

Oh yes, all indications (By his email) are that he is still REAXDING all
this. I suggest we act as if he is here and harass him. He may be dumb and
italian enough to respond and REALLY get fired. To Michele: hey fuckwad!
Where are ya?

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mbrownel@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca (Mark Brownell)
Subject: Goodbye Eagles
Organization: University of Toronto Chemistry Department
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 15:55:03 GMT

May I be the first to congratulate Jagdeep on yesterday's resounding
DEFEAT of the Philadelphia Eagles by the Dallas Cowboys.

"Randall Cunningham sat dejectedly on the turf of Texas Stadium as his
Eagles were *trounced* by Dallas - 34-10."

That score again...

Cowboys 34
Eagles  10

Laughable Defense - Fumbling receivers who make the 3 Stooges look like
a crack precision marching band - A quarterback who needs a compass to
find his locker. 

Yes, folks. The Eagles have it all!

Ah well, there's always next year...

>	Jagdeep Sahni
	A Jive-Talking, Platform-Shoe Walking, BeeGees Kind of Guy


Mark B. :-)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: he's back to torment K Walsh
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 01:17:41 GMT

tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates) writes:

>Heeee'sssss     BAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK........

Grrrrrrreaaaat! Know we can get back to flaming a full fledged Italian queen.
Love it.

Welcome back Mr. Tony, Ms. Michele. 

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: patrick@rio-grande.is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Info regarding rules on ALT.FLAME
Organization: 2,064 Bored Men
	<1993Jan7.134259.14829@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 15:56:30 GMT

On Thu, 7 Jan 1993 13:42:59 GMT, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) said:

> dchatterjee@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:

>>   This is my first posting. I want to know what are the generally accepted
>>  ground rules for "ALT.FLAME" newsgroup ????

>the rules are simple---feel free to violate any rule, and violate your 
>opposition as well. be sure to misquote whomever you are flaming, and
>always use at least two (2) obscenities that relate to either defacation
>or sex.

...unless you're toasting an obvious product of pissing in the gene pool
(like Michele), in which case one will suffice.

>>  I mean, like, I dont mean to sound like the menses-drinking newbie
>>  that I am, but I was wondering if there was anything I might do that
>>  would get me kicked off "ALT.FLAME"

>Yes, there is. NEVER END A SENTENCE W/ A PREPOSITION, OR WE WILL CONTACT
>YOUR SYSADMIN.

Now, where in bloody hell did *that* half-assed notion come from?  :-)

--PLH, Winnie was *right*.


--

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester)
Subject: Re: Is that REALLY Michele?
Summary: Yes, you can tell by the smell.
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: "Sticka da provolone inna my assa!" - Michele Dallagata
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 05:58:12 GMT


In article <1993Jan6.213927.1@udphvx.cineca.it> dallagata@udphvx.cineca.i
 writes:
>In article <1993Jan6.213317.16244@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, thester@nyx.cs.d
.edu (Uncle Fester) writes:
>> 
>>  In truth, Michele was the prototype for the first Italian fuck doll.
>>
>>  The production model comes with an audio cassette replete with
>>  phrases such as:
>> 
>>                  "Pleaza, flama my hot'ta assa!"
>>                  "I'ma gonna giva you summa gooda heada."
>>                  "MA-ma mia!  Dat's-ah summa spicey-a-sperma!"
>>                  "Datta tasta justa likea provolone."
>
>I know that the english is not my first language, and so I don't write it
>very good, but what is that crap?!? I did not understand any word but 
>"provolone"...

     Yes, I know.  Your mama told me that you were raised on provolone
     exclusively.  She also said that you smelled so bad, that the only
     thing she could do was to put you in a room by yourself and toss
     in a brick of that provolone through a hole in the door.
     So it's easy to see why you only understand 'provolone'.

>>  Needless to say, it didn't sell well at all.  Most of it's phrases
>>  were unintelligible, not to mention the unexplained presence of a
>>  certain fecal smell about it.  

>I smell good, asshole. I use italian cologne after every daily shower.
     
     Well no wonder you stink!  There isn't a cologne anywhere in the
     world that could cover up the smell after a shower in Italian
     water.  That 'good asshole' you smell is yourself!

>What about you, piece of shit?

     No thank you.  But you go ahead and pig out.
     Myself?  I only eat food that hasn't been eaten already.
     
>>            :     What God Wants      :  God wants gigolos          :
>>            :        God gets         :  God wants giraffes         :
>>            :     God help us all     :  God wants politics         :
>>            : *thester@nyx.cs.du.edu* :  God wants a good laugh     :

>If God wants a good laugh, you're going to go to the hell...
     
     God already had a good laugh when He created you.
     Besides, why should I want to go to Italy?  There's nothing
     there but a lot of girlymen that smell of shit and women
     that look like hairy apes.


     Uncle Fester
 
--
           :     What God Wants      :  God wants gigolos          :
           :        God gets         :  God wants giraffes         :
           :     God help us all     :  God wants politics         :
           : *thester@nyx.cs.du.edu* :  God wants a good laugh     :
Newsgroups: alt.flame