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Date:         Wed, 27 Jan 1993 16:34:20 EST
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Subject:      Re: Don't NOBODY MOVE, this is a HEIST
              27 Jan 1993 13:05:05 EST from <robert@WHIPLASH.ER.USGS.GOV>

On Wed, 27 Jan 1993 13:05:05 EST Robert Holder said:
>if you were me, we'd all have more problems.  i think that's safe to
>say, don't you?  i'm a VILLIAN!  i'm a NEGATIVE CREEP!
>
><doncha wanna be unnerstood?  doncha wanna DO RIGHT?>
>
>nah.
>
>hey, i think if i were you, i'd forget AAAALL about trying to
>straighten up these here folks... they's got them junior high
>school liberry 'signments ta gits done, and sides, yuh don't got
>too much opportun'ty fer ta git yer MIND RIGHT whens ya spend all
>yer time readin' pap on yer junior high school terminal junior
>high school love potion social improvement lube slam
>
>yuk yuk yuk
>
><now SEE?  is that supposed to be funny?  i think if i had thoughts>
><like that, i'd just keep it to myself>
>
>well, you just go ahead and do that.
>
>see, this is the big problem i had before i exploded in a big
>melodramatic huff when i was last here.  what do they mean by that?
>what is it all about?  who do they think they are?  why do they keep
>making fun of me?
>
>just let go and let god melanie.
>
>yer pal,
>rdh
>    Don't NOBODY MOVE, this is a HEIST

Hey, it IS you, Holder!  I thought at first it my be one a those damn
Cheating AI projects doing a passible imitation, but your imprint on
this one is unmistakable.  Welcome back to the fold.  Here, have one of
MY cigarettes.

Cuthbert
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Date: 26 Jan 93 18:17:02 GMT
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On Tue, 26 Jan 1993 11:56:47 CST MW said:
>By the way, why do you call it "New Ways of Thinking?" Why don't you just be
>honest about it and call it "Sick Ways of Thinking?" There's nothing new about
>it. The only thing I've seen in weeks worth reading is the thing about how do
>you tell your boss a near death experience might be beneficial. Nothing else
>has been even close to original or funny. You're like a bunch of mangy little
>dogs biting each other electronically. What is the point?

We appreciate the suggestion, Miss Willis, but "Sick Ways of Thinking"
doesn't quite capture the essence of what we do here, and really has
no appeal among the all-important 18-25 group; our marketing people would
never go for it.  We've given this matter a lot of thought, and at one
point we were on the verge, the very verge, of adopting the mellifluous
name "Bunchofmangylittledogsbitingeachotherelectronically-L"; net protocol,
unfortunately, put the kibosh on that one.  "DismemberedCorpse-L" was
likewise rejected, out of respect for our dear, dear friends at Stony
Brook; and "Melaney-L" was dismissed as too cutsey.  Rest assured, though,
that we will continue to attack this problem with all the resources at
our disposal, and that we shall not rest until the name of this group
reflects the true, inner purpose of our activities; i.e., annoying you,
and all of your relatives.
How do feel about "Lumpy Gravy"?

Bill
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From:         MW <GS0383@SPRINGB.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: No Subject

Cuthbert, I may be a little confused, but I liked your response. Very
thoughtful, very intuitive. I wouldn't try to cause trouble if I didn't know
it's just what you all love. Obviously you do! If you were all real, and if I
was real to you, and we were standing outside on the street, believe me, I
wouldn't have said a word. But since we are all merely computer screens with
code names I feel like I can get away with just about anything, so might as
well let myself go. I haven't said a word for weeks, just listened. The
extension of the Eskimo story was what got to me. Thank you for supplying the
name Foss. And on the subject of names, my name is really Melanie, not
Melaney. The computer people here misspelled it somehow in the system and it's
never been the same since. And so, please refer to me as Melanie, which is my
real name, by the way. As for Call Me Surly, I think I'd rather call you
Squirrely. (Ha!!)
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Subject:      Re: unsubscribe me already
              27 Jan 1993 11:04:09 CST from <mwitten@HERMES.CHPC.UTEXAS.EDU>

On Wed, 27 Jan 1993 11:04:09 CST <mwitten@HERMES.CHPC.UTEXAS.EDU> said:
>Please take me off this list.
>I've tried unsubscribing signingoff and the
>listserver ignores me. GET ME OFF THIS LIST
>PLEASE
>
If you were supposed to be gone, sir, you'd assuredly be gone.  Rest easy
in the knowledge that Zeus has a wonderful plan for your life.  If it
gets too painful, try dangerous narcotics.  DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY!
Cuthbert
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Subject:      unsubscribe me already

> Please take me off this list.
> I've tried unsubscribing signingoff and the
> listserver ignores me. GET ME OFF THIS LIST
> PLEASE
>

   COWARD!!!! them shoggoths ain't hurtin ya none! they'se jes tryin
ta be friendly, ya dont gotta kick em like thet, plus they might get
the wrong idea bout you and do somethin nasty.
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From:         MW <GS0383@SPRINGB.BITNET>
Subject:      Don't Worry

Tom Nelson, thank you very much for your support. I didn't mean to break this
nice group into factions,.. I'm not really worried, I feel relatively safe
here, nobody REALLY knows where I am or if I wear glasses, so what does it all
matter? It's all a dream within a dream, right, or is it a nightmare? Anyhow,
it's nice to know there's a doctor on the list, because some people here could
probably use a little advice. And do you play one on TV too?

Melanie
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Date:         Mon, 25 Jan 1993 13:52:49 EST
From:         Shaggy <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      News report

5-year-old Eskimo boy sticks tongue to stair rail.  Severe injury prevented
as father resourcefully pisses on the boy's tongue, freeing it.

Fnordians are hereby advised to loosen up their tongues a bit as well.
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Date:         Wed, 27 Jan 1993 11:14:28 CST
From:         mwitten@HERMES.CHPC.UTEXAS.EDU
Subject:      get me off this list!!!

Please get me off this list!!!

--

_____________________________________________________________________

Matthew Witten, Ph.D. MED
Director, Applications Research & Development
Associate Director,
UT System Center For High Performance Computing
Balcones Research Center, 1.154 CMS
10100 Burnet Road, Austin, TX 78758-4497 USA

Phone: (512) 471-2472  FAX: (512) 471-2445

E-MAIL  MWITTEN@CHPC.UTEXAS.EDU
      or
        MWITTEN@UTHERMES.BITNET

"some intellectuals make their living by creating
obscurities for the rest of us to puzzle over"
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      Reply to Re: POSTMASTER

>
I'm afraid I agree. I've been sitting here on this list for some months now,
ocassionally amused, usually annoyed, and entirely unable to leave. I suppose
it's perpetual - since I never actually came in, I can never get out. So, like
Winnie-the-Pooh, if I look for the sandpit (join in once in a while), I might
find my way home (and get off this insane list for others more insane). I have
seen no new ways of thinking in this space. I have heard no radicalism or
improvization, and I shudder to think that this may be the future. Or the
present. Gasp. Welcome to the Pleasuredome.

                                     the jewel is in the way you use it

*** Comments from THE BULLY WITH A HEART OF GOLD; 01:22pm:
C'mon Everybody!
Let's push him down and take his lunch money!
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From:         operator@DRM.NOME.AK
Subject:      IGNORE PREVIOUS MESSAGES

Hello.  Sorry, but one of our computer operators came to
work drunk today and i just caught him fooling around with
mail.  In checking through the mail logs, I found he has
sent mail to this list under the following aliases:

Helene Velter
Otto Dailey
Albert Hoffman
Jacklyn Smith

..please ignore these messages.  The operator will be
subject to internal discipline, and will probably lose his
job.  If you would like to complain in person, just send me
a message.  I'll forward it to my boss.  Again, my apologies.

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
phillip downsworthy   system manager   Arctic Control Systems
pdownswor@drm.nome.ak                  Nome, Alaska
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      Reply to Leisure Vilification

>
I honestly don't understand the central gist of what is happening here on
this list!  Is this performance art?  How can the real meaning of the
"metaphorical" messages be apprehended?  I thought this list was supposed
to be about Doctors Leary and Lilly, Robert Anton Wilson, and others...
So far I haven't been able to recognize any messages here as being primarily
about these writers... can someone here explain this to me?

_______________________________________________________________
Helene Velter               Accounting Dept., Smithsonian
helene@hle.smithsonian.org      opinions are my own
_______________________________________________________________

*** Comments from CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO GET DRESSED:
Helene Helene Helene
What are we going to do with you?
Wait until we're decent and I will take you for a nice pony ride.
I promise this time.

Merciful Lee Dickens
Recently Abashed
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Date:         Thu, 28 Jan 1993 13:37:09 EST
From:         Robert Holder <robert@WHIPLASH.ER.USGS.GOV>
Subject:      6 6 6

ya know, you would just not BELIEVE how often that
number comes up in my
line of work
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From:         Robert Holder <robert@WHIPLASH.ER.USGS.GOV>
Subject:      remember woodstock MAN?

i had a dream last night
wotta lovely dream it was
i dreamed we all were alright
happy in a land of Oz

and all of the players were playing together
and all of the heavies were light as a feather
and all the the children were singing together

--john sebastian at woodstock man

or a reasonable facsimile thereof

visualize mechanized war
man

sweet dreams lovelies,
rdh
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Date:         Thu, 28 Jan 1993 10:26:38 EST
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Subject:      Re: I see the Fnord Chair of German has been vacated
              28 Jan 1993 09:05:41 EST from <DEATH@HIGH.NOON.EDU>

On Thu, 28 Jan 1993 09:05:41 EST <DEATH@HIGH.NOON.EDU> said:
>Carelessness, death, baby, one "i" remained capitalized.
>
>The pen-pal introduction and mutation service is FREE: tell
>me (DEATH@high.noon.edu) what manner of Friend you would
>prefer, and details will be provided.  I currently have a
>charming LIBWCA on file, only slightly used, and a LIBALP,
>sinister but incubative.  Plus, for this week only, there's
>Frank Lloyd Wright.
>
>Hoping this finds you, as it leaves me, thinking in new ways,
>                   DEATH.
>    I see the Fnord Chair of German has been vacated

Dear Death-
I would like a huggable, squeezable, ticklish friend with big, oozing
goiters on his neck, who smokes Pall Malls and beats his cat.  He
should have easy access to large caliber firearms, and be willing to
work cheap.  It would be helpful if he lived in a single-wide trailer,
and I'd like him to take me shopping at the Piggly-Wiggly every
afternoon around five.  At night, we could gather with our other
friends in the parking lot outside the Krystal, and shoot rats with
exploding bullets, and swap tales of betrayal and warrants outstanding
and skin diseases.  His wife should be an emaciated harridan with
nine-inch nails and bright red lipstick smeared up to her nose; her
name might be Midge, and if we run out of rats, we'll call Midge out
to the parking lot and shoot at her feet, and watch Midge dance.
Then my friend will buy her something nice, and we'll all
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Date:         Wed, 27 Jan 1993 08:49:44 EST
From:         General Slime <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      New Way of Thinking

Tim teaches us that only by spelling names backwards can we find the real,
way-gone lowdown on our fellow travelers.

For example:  John Marsh
              Hsram Nhoj   Easy and informative, right?  Let's begin.


Tom Nelson RD      Peter H. Brenton
Dr. Noslen Mot     Notnerd .H Retep   Good so far.  A Ph.D and a Fonzie.

Mitchell Porter
Retrop Electhim  This is no place for your political ambitions, Mitch.

ROEKD@MOREKYPR            Melanie Willis
Eeyore Hitech             Silly Weiner


Please address all complaints to CYNOVY, or to the Sneckid Eel.

Yours,
CYNOVY
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Subject:      Re: creeeeeeeeeek...
              28 Jan 1993 09:40:03 -0500 from <Honey@I-M.HOME.EDU>

Dear Stiff One:

I'm sotty, I waited as long as I could stand, and then I waited longer
sitting, and I was still sotty all over; should have brewed some coffee.
You KNEW that I had an appointment to have my photo taken for that
special clearance whatnot that I need to have, and Mr. Ng just couldn't
wait any longer; he wishes, you see, to have the photo session out
by his cabin where the light's better.  If I'm a very naughty girl,
I might have a special photo done up just for you.

I left the plastic heliosphere from the box of Honey Oldies atop the
astrology chart, which I in turn threw out, thinking you'd already
read it.  I do hope this isn't an inconvenience.

Love and kisses always, or until I die screaming,
Yours truly,
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Date:         Thu, 28 Jan 1993 12:52:24 EST
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Subject:      Re: POSTMASTER
              28 Jan 1993 12:50:25 EST from <jacksonp@STUDENT.MSU.EDU>

On Thu, 28 Jan 1993 12:50:25 EST Patrick Thaddeus Jackson said:
>I'm afraid I agree. I've been sitting here on this list for some months now,
>ocassionally amused, usually annoyed, and entirely unable to leave. I suppose
>it's perpetual - since I never actually came in, I can never get out. So, like
>Winnie-the-Pooh, if I look for the sandpit (join in once in a while), I might
>find my way home (and get off this insane list for others more insane). I have
>seen no new ways of thinking in this space. I have heard no radicalism or
>improvization, and I shudder to think that this may be the future. Or the
>present. Gasp. Welcome to the Pleasuredome.
>
>                                    [the jewel is in the way you use it]

We ARE the future, Pink Boy.  And we frown upon radicalism.  We have
nice haircuts.  We drive CLEAN cars.  Cherry.  We vote for anybody
who promises to cut the Spleen Tax.  We would come up with New Ways of
Thinking- we could- but the Old Ways were good enough for our daddies,
and they're good enough for us.  We dress to the nines, spend wisely,
and brush our teeth after snacking.  And we eat poor, deluded fools
like you for High Tea.

Cuthbert
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From:         Robert Holder <robert@WHIPLASH.ER.USGS.GOV>
Subject:      Slide Show from my travels....

actually, i applied at WEIRD-L, but failed the polygraph...
since then, i've been in traction at the general hospital,
<sniff> and the only <sniff> the only visitor i had was
<sniff> dana who <sniff sniff> who would come by a couple
times a week an <sniff> shoot me up with some STP or somethin
<sniff> ya know, to give me a little readin' time cause <sniff>
cause them magazines kept puttin' me to sleep an then i'd lay
awake
all
night
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      Reply to Re: Our Apologies fo

>
The Ballad of Otto Dailey von Tuscaloosa

Oh, Otto Dailey knew no fear,
He said, "I must get out of here--
The inmates have taken over this zoo
God give me strength to see me through.
God give me strength to make it through.

He stole an account at random at Mayo,
And fashioned an effigy made from Play-Doh,
To give the lie that he'd not crept
From his cell to do some intrept,
From his cell to fare Intrepid.

The Doctors were having a celestial wake,
The Nurses were eating some baked bean cake,
And Otto flew to the terminal and saw
His escape from the wrong arm of the law,
He saw his escape from the law.

He typed, deranged, as diagnosed before
And hoped the sound could not be heard through the door,
And found that Mayo was more than willing
To allow him access to nodes a-thrilling,
To give his heart a shock most thrilling.

But it was all a set-up, Otto soon found
And his hopes, such as they were, were dashed unmercifully to the ground,
Not by Jaclyn, who had no authority to threaten him with anything when
   she herself was guilty of unlawful imprisonment,
But by Arthur, who the way of semantic derision went,
But by Arthur, a stickler for what he saw as declining standards in
   schools, and would always his ear a listen bend.

I should have been Scottish.

gm

*** Comments from MOTHERSHIP; 01/28/93 01:14pm:
You should have been stillborn.
Apologies in advance and, please,

No flames.

Merciful
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From:         CYNOVY@EMUVM1.BITNET
Subject:      Re: Or better yet

>FNORD: Don't do anything with it; just defend it.
>
>gm

Or, FNORD: Land of the Ever Vigilant, Home of the Ever Quick to Complain.

Or, What, FNORD worry?

Or, How many occurrences of the search term can you find in the printed
output of index batch files?

gm
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Date:         Thu, 28 Jan 1993 10:18:34 EST
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Subject:      Re: aw, shucks guys, gee
              27 Jan 1993 17:57:23 EST from <robert@WHIPLASH.ER.USGS.GOV>

On Wed, 27 Jan 1993 17:57:23 EST Robert Holder said:
>
>PS-- i've got six months to live; what do you, my
>FRIENDS, think i should do with the time left?
>    aw, shucks guys, gee

Robert-
Endeavor to persevere.
Cuthbert
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Subject:      Reply to No Subject

I was thinking about what I said yesterday about having heard nothing funny or
original on this list in the few weeks I've listened, making the exception of
the near-death experience for your boss, and I realized that there was one
other post I thought was nice and funny. In all fairness I thought I should
bring it up. (You guys never compliment each other.) What it was was that poem
about the stringy haired blond and the poetry readings. That was really good,
thank you, whoever it was. I guess you wrote that yourself? It's a lot better
than some of the other poetry I've heard.

Melanie
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      Reply to TIME OUT

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>From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
>Subject:      TIME OUT
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>
Time out!
Hey, my mother's not really dead.
Melanie sent me a very sweet note privately to apologize and explain
that she was only playing.  And now I feel like an asshole for going
that route.
Apologies all around.
Sorry.
I was only playing, too.

Dana

Now, back on with the protective headgear

*** Comments from ROLLIDE - Rollins, Dana; 01/28/93 10:28am:
And Melanie,
I'm trying to send you a personal note to apologize IN PERSON, but it
keeps bouncing back to me Undeliverable.
Honest.
Would I lie to you?
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From:         Robert Holder <robert@WHIPLASH.ER.USGS.GOV>
Subject:      Don't NOBODY MOVE, this is a HEIST

if you were me, we'd all have more problems.  i think that's safe to
say, don't you?  i'm a VILLIAN!  i'm a NEGATIVE CREEP!

<doncha wanna be unnerstood?  doncha wanna DO RIGHT?>

nah.

hey, i think if i were you, i'd forget AAAALL about trying to
straighten up these here folks... they's got them junior high
school liberry 'signments ta gits done, and sides, yuh don't got
too much opportun'ty fer ta git yer MIND RIGHT whens ya spend all
yer time readin' pap on yer junior high school terminal junior
high school love potion social improvement lube slam

yuk yuk yuk

<now SEE?  is that supposed to be funny?  i think if i had thoughts>
<like that, i'd just keep it to myself>

well, you just go ahead and do that.

see, this is the big problem i had before i exploded in a big
melodramatic huff when i was last here.  what do they mean by that?
what is it all about?  who do they think they are?  why do they keep
making fun of me?

just let go and let god melanie.

yer pal,
rdh
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