HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:38:07 GMT

In article <1993Jan24.193355.16736@ncsu.edu> dsh@eceyv.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger) writes:
>In article <gerald.727642733@gerald> 
>gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>>01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
i>
>>> JEFF WITTY
>>> ARMY R.O.T.C.
>>> a.k.a. PROUD SOLDIER OF THE US ARMY
>
>> I"M SURE THE U>S> ARMY COULDN"T BE PROUDER TO HAVE YOU ABOARD< JEFFY.
>
>Fuck off, you pretentious sniveling little asshole.  You had 
>better be damn glad that there are people who are willing to 
>put their life on the line for pompous little shits like you.
>No wonder IBM is losing so much money -- they've got too many
>snotty cock-sucking Canadians spending their time posting to the
>net.  Why don't you start pulling your weight and stop jizzing 
>on the net before they fire your lazy Canadian ass? 
>
>
>>Gerald
>
>
>Doug Holtsinger

Hi Dog, all us snotty cock-sucking Canadians are really ever so
fucking pleased to know that the freedom of the western world is
left in the hands of marginally sentient automatons like poor
jeffy. We are all just dancing around our igloos with glee waiting 
for the opportunity to express our appreciation in the traditional 
Canadian fashion of lining up along the world's longest unprotected
border and excreting fluids onto the other side. I will have you 
know mister holtsinge4r that the only reason Gerald is a pompous
little shit is because he has no limbs or he would be an enormous
pompous shit. The reason that IBM is losing so much money is that
they embody the typical Amurcun attitude that they have some devine
right to clog an otherwise bloated bureaucracy with thousands of
redundant middle managers. Furthermore, oh tainted tuna loaf, I 
personally have wheeled Gerald into the board meetings where he 
translates the wheezings of the fat-ass, cigar chomping sex offenders
who act as liasons between the Americon guvmunt and industrial
tycobbs. Gerald is neither lazy nor dayglo, he does however keep
excellent time when recorded in stroboscopic light. 

To conclude you whinging great blot of distended rectal tissue
you can expect a call from Canadian super hero Ken Taylor who,
on behalf of the United Reichstag of America, will tear up your
citizenship papers as you have made it apparent that you are:
a) a secret Australian mole
b) a graduate of Lehigh
c) a loud-ass death despite ignorance patriot

You may now please eat fuck and crawl back under KKKaldis' desk
and make sure that lobster bib is securely fastened
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Richard Bach's Next Hit
Date: 25 Jan 1993 01:54:39 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

"Federico Garcia Orca."

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Ten word story
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 21:33:32 GMT

He tried not to post a ten word story, and failed.

PV
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, hell's cavenewt, rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, smartass liberal democrat
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Ten word subject having nothing to do with the post
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 14:42:47 GMT

Short shameful confession:

I can no longer get close enough to the spelling of "calipygeous"
so webster can find it.


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Bloomington, IN)

and
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From: dvand@ctp.com (Derek Vandivere)
Subject: Re: my all-time favorite porno movie title
Organization: Cambridge Technology Partners
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:22:33 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.143339.22832@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
>
>
>        ramboner
>
Honey, I Blew the Kids.

				-dersk

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From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10 word monday morning blues
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 17:34:56 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <ano.727698788@reading>

Looked over in the corner.
Y'know Grandma had 'em too.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  inceptus clamor frustratur hiantes             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 03:05:49 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)

In article <ben.727912812@ipoint> thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:

>We crashed at Terri's place.  It's very small.  She has two cats.
>Although two is a small number compared to Rick Kelly's House of Ten
>Cats, I would wager that Terri's Casa de Interesting has a much higher
>cats-per-square-foot ratio than the RMK home.

And you'd probably win the bet.  I own a 3 story victorian colonial,
which gives ample space for a herd of 10 cats.

>The cats did not fail to purr; however, they did fail miserably to
>perform their assigned duty: to fall asleep on my chest.  Of the three
>people in that tiny space, I believe I am the only one who is not
>allergic to cats.

My cats live to pig pile on people while they are sleeping.

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
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From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 21:33:12 GMT

JANE HORVATH writes:
>can anyone tell me how to make lesbians stop hitting on me? i am a
>heterosexual by choice and i don't plan to change that, yet several
>masculine women have been just a little bit too friendly to me. help.

Oh man did you blow it. Here I was, about to proclaim you as the best
"instant oldbie" since the canetoads, and you post this. One Carasso is
enough (in fact, it's one too many). Collect your last check at the door,
and don't let it hit you on the ass and dislodge the suppository on
the way out. PV
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, hell's cavenewt, rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, smartass liberal democrat
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: And the heinous substance of the day is
Date: 21 Jan 1993 18:00:41 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (posting for morrisas) says:

>Grape Crush soda.

Indeed, obviously she has never tasted Grape Nehi soda.

rp -- furthermore repondent sayeth not.
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my all-time favorite porno movie title
Date: 22 Jan 1993 16:25:04 GMT
Organization: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine...
NNTP-Posting-Host: pagoda.aero.org

|>mathew writes:
|>|JANE HORVATH writes:
|>>>ramboner
|>|"Spurtacus".
|>The Fountainhead....
|: On Golden Blonde.
"A Sale of Two Titties"

				R.S., and I *do* apologize.....
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sites Requested
Date: 22 Jan 1993 20:01:45 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (rpwhite)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In misc.misc steve mancini asks:

>Where, in the US, are the location of any Active, or formerly active
>Nuclear Plants? (As in power plants).

>I know of Three Mile Island (?) and I think it was in NY, but I was
>curious as to if there are any other functioning sites....

>What about planned sites?

To get this information just mail $20 to the address below and ask for
brochure N2:
                X Travel & Tours
                3 Cielo Vista Terrace
                Monterey, CA  93940
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: those who do and those who don't
Date: 21 Jan 93 14:53:35 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742


Thanks to the vagaries of the net L. Stewart's challenge is already
becoming a hydra.  So far I've read two offshoots, and I noticed
that one was definitely the work of people who read or have read
in the past those paperback tomes adorned with cover illustrations
of bronzed, well-muscled men with stern brows hideously disfigured
by malignant growths in the form of scantily-clad women.  I don't
know what the other group of people read.


yong-mi
or what they define as 'reading'
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.angst
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: anyone need a harem?
Organization: Inst. for Epistemological Pathology
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 12:51:33 GMT

have clue, will travel (jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu) wrote:

: within the past month I've:

: (a) begun a new relationship (sadly, she's living in another state right now), 
: (b) noticed a slightly-underage friend of a friend flirting shyly with me, and
: (c) collected two more phone numbers in my coat pocket, belonging
:       to a pair of sweet, preppy girls in one of my classes.
: ..as WELL as the aforementioned friend taking on a newly intense interest,
: and a friend of HERS offering to spend her Spring Break week down here in
: North Carolina visiting li'l old me.

: Of course, everything above after (a) took place AFTER said relationship
: began, and I hence went Off The Market, 

                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  I think you have your explanation
right there.  No man is so attractive as a man with a new girlfriend, or
perhaps a newly married man.  Female psychology, human psychology ...

 "Or was the hunger that had made it hollow
  A hunger for the apple on the bough
  Most out of reach?"  (W.B. Yeats, taken out of context)

  -- Clifton




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From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Today's Homework
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 05:24:25 GMT


Today's homework is green. Design green from the
equations in Chapter Seven. Green must be liquid
form and laughing when you hand it in. After 300
hours, any green still alive will be bonus.

For those of you working ahead, tomorrow's assignment
will be assigning green to bipeds. For full credit, the
laugh must transfer; the liquid must transfer but you
may red-shift it all. I realize we have only covered
slower bipeds.

Any questions?

...Yes... third row; Mister... God, is it? Yaweh?

...No, you are not required to use Chapter Six material
either today or tomorrow. Your projects would be useful
later as more than an exercise if you did, but it's entirely
up to you. ...Yes, I realize there's really not enough time
to do it all. Four or five dimensions will suffice, on the
surface. Class dismissed.

                              billbill@wetware.com
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Gerald gets admonished at lunch
Date: 26 Jan 93 13:35:05 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania
In-reply-to: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com's message of 25 Jan 93 23:40:33 GMT

In article <gerald.728005233@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
>   ``You eat your soup like a starving pack rat.''

The appropriate response to this is:

	``When did YOU ever see a starving pack rat eat soup?''

Although the Stock Answer (tm) works well in any case.

For the last few months, I've been answering all those random, idle
questions that people ask you when they meet you in the hall with the
same answer.  You know the questions I mean:

	Hi, Dominus.  How's it going?
	Hey, what's up?
	How've you been?
	What's new?

The Stock Answer (tm) to each of these questions is

	``None of your goddam business.''

    People laugh at this nearly every time, so it saves you from having
to think of an answer.  And because they think you're being funny, the
stupid shits, they never realize that you're being rude to them.  Even
better, after people get used to hearing the Stock Answer (tm) from you,
you can use it to distract them from questions you'd really rather not
answer:

	``Where the hell have YOU been all afternoon?''

	``None of your goddam business.''

	``Ho ho ho! Ha ha ha!''

but then they never notice that you didn't actually answer the question.

    You need a slight variation in Gerald's example, but it's not hard
to think of:

	``You eat your soup like a starving pack rat.''

	``It's none of your goddam business, so shut the fuck up.''

	``Ha ha ha!  Geez, Dominus, you kill me.''

	``Ha.  Drop dead.''

	``Ha ha ha!''

There you go.  Better Living Through Casuistry.

--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Inconceivably Obscure Pun
Date: 21 Jan 93 17:56:33 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]


Q: Who makes the best ballplayer-head pizza in the world?

A: Tony and Xibalba's.




--
D. J. McCarthy (dmccart@gomez.intel.com)
Any civilization with a god named Pus Master has *got* to be cool.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I Hate to Admit This, But........
Date: 23 Jan 1993 07:15:58 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger) says:
		       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>I miss Roger. I miss the warm feeling that comes from knowing
>that somewhere out there in netland, some innocent, unsuspecting,
>wide-eyed little freshman is being insulted to the point of tears.

 robert@aero.org -- anagram (@=s)
*********************************
  Rot!  Roger's a bore!
*****************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.stupidity
From: rapp@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Brian Rapp)
Subject: Re: Buick Le Ferret
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 14:51:25 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.044254.6644@koko.csustan.edu> msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith) writes:
>
>	Did anybody else here notice that the Buick Le Sabre strongly resembles
>	 a large Ferret??  


Hey -- I resemble that remark.

"Wouldn't you really rather have a Ferret?"

Tough.  I'm spoken for by a small Packrat.

And who's been spying on us, anyway?

I'd hate to messily devour the guilty party.

--------------------------------------------------
| Brian Rapp | rapp@freezer.cns.udel.edu | Ferret | "and many times confused"
--------------------------------------------------
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cj's piercing
Date: 22 Jan 1993 09:20:07 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <C18KvM.8DA@math.okstate.edu> russ@math.okstate.edu (R. Nomad) writes:
*In <v5o18qk@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
*>I know I'm way behind most of the people in t.b in this
*>respect.  Everyone, even some of the shy nerdoids, has pierced
*>ears.  My experience is mundane.  Nonetheless, here it is.
*
*Now I feel bad.  I have these large earlobes -- the type I believe yong-mi
*mentioned -- and yet I withstood peer pressure from all of my punctured
*buddies in high school and kept them pristine and free of holes.
*
*And now, C J has made me an outcast with but a sentence.  Alas.

Fear not!  My body is also hole-free.  Except, of course, the one's nature
gave me.  Why, I have seven in my skull alone.

And you'd better start giving attribution to that Sam & Max quote in your
.sig.


Mark "Oddly spaced eyes" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle)
Subject: Re: Short twisted confession.
Organization: Johns Hopkins University
Date: 21 Jan 93 22:17:41 GMT

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

>In article <gj156879.727579062@cunews> gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>>My girlfriend and I were having a romantic bath together, in the dark
>>with two candles lit.  Our cats walked in and started moving around.

>you should be careful--if the cat had knocked the candle into the water,
>you both could have been electrocuted.

But luckily the smarter cat had enough wits to unplug both candles.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: My roommate Charlie*****************
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 00:51:03 GMT

In article <0fN4eNy00UhBQ4s1ZI@andrew.cmu.edu> "Joanne M. Karohl" <jk13+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
In misc.test,talk.bizarre a wise person writes:
>I think this message was posted in error to rec.pets.dogs;  in
>follow-ups please remove pets.dogs from the header.  Thank you.

however, please leave misc.test in the follow-up field. thank you.
--
"i sure wish i didn't have to print out every posting and read them by
brail. ascii just doesn't seem the same as when i could see."
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			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:46603 alt.religion.kibology:6085
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: THE DIVINE MASTERS *AGAINST* illegal drugs
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:37:17 GMT
Organization: Inst. for Epistemological Pathology
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

He doesn't really love us, or he wouldn't have left out one of the best
parts, as seen on alt.psychoactives:

mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu wrote:


:      Both the "ECKANKAR" and "SANT MAT" Organizations PROHIBIT their Initiates
: from using illegal drugs, except in doctors' prescriptions.  Addicts can get
: help in recovering by means of the "AUDIBLE LIFE STREAM" referred to in the
: following article:
:           

:                              THE DIVINE MASTERS       
:       
 [you saw it, you read it, it read you]

:                UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this 
:           IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED. 

:                                            Robert E. McElwaine
:                                            2nd Initiate in Eckankar

  Are "ECKANKAR" and "SANT MAT" Organizations REQUIRING their INITIATE to be
using illegal drugs in a doctors' PRESCRIPTIONS??  INSUFFICIENTLY-altered
MINDS want to know!

  And I think it was very hurtful and unkind of Mr. McElwaine to omit
telling us this important part of the doctrines.  What if we didn't know and
took some illegal drugs without a doctors' prescriptions and went to the
phoney Christian hell plane for a million-zillion years, and it would all be
his fault?  I demand an apology.
  -- Clifton

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Sister Piercing [0/3]
Keywords: apologies, genital piercing
Reply-To: rigler@dao.nrc.ca
Organization: DAO/CADC .
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 23:43:18 GMT

I'm sorry.  I'm so sorry.  

While composing a follow-up I accidentally hit 'deliver' prematurely and
sent an empty article out to the net.  My braindead newsreader (xvnews)
cannot cancel the article.  I am guilty of wasting that most precious
commodity:  bandwidth.

Oh God...is there any way to erase the pain that I have caused?  To
unwreak the havok?  Undo the wholesale carnage?  But no.    

I know that I will never be able to atone for my act, but before I kill 
myself by injecting liquid paper corrector into my neck, please accept
this JPG of my sister getting her genitals pierced as a gesture of my
unconditional submission and remourse.  It is my hope that someplace, 
somewhere, some newbie will see this post and it will change his/her 
life for the better, and with that I can finally rest in peace.

And again...I'm sorry. 
---
Rigler  "It is crazy as well since every god damned newbie 
         feels that they can make a ten word story." 
                                  -- Pat "Head on a Pike" Finnerty 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: pieces of telephone conversation
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 22 Jan 93 22:41:42 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: Ministry of Noises

``I made my pasta salad this morning, I boiled the water while I was
  showering.''

``Oh yeah.''

``Actually, I just brought the noodles into the bath with me.''

``Hmmm, sounds like fun.''

``Yeah, it was. It's not boiling water, so it takes about an hour to
  get the noodles just right. Then you get that cheese sauce from the
  bulk foods section, and you have to swish it all around. It's more
  fun with two people, actually. Hang on a second. <click>

  ...

  Oh, I hate it when that guy calls. He always sounds like he's playing
  with himself. I get goosebumps...he drives me nuts. He probably just
  one of those people with respiratory problems, but he sounds like he
  has his you-know-what in his hand.''

Gerald, tough day
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: In New Hampshire,
Date: 26 Jan 1993 14:04:25 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

"I don't like that avant-garde music, like Beethoven."
    -- Dr. Orton, Renaissance musicologist
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 11 word T. S. Elliot poem.
Date: 20 Jan 93 23:44:36 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

In the froup newts come and go talking of the volcano.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: 10 word story
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 02:23:21 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.212051.10011@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>Laura Branigan ate some leftover Chinese food and hummed "Gloria".

Laura Palmer ate a leftover Chinese. The gnome finished him.

-T

Lynch me now

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: international response needed
Date: 25 Jan 93 19:20:51 GMT
Organization: /usr/lib/news/organization

mscs240@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:

    I need for someone to write me some electronic mail for this computer 
    class I am enrolled in.  The only requirement is that the mail must be
    from a country outside the United States. So someone please respond.
    Thanks in advance! My user id is mscs240

Yes, keep those termcaps coming folks!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre