HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Arrrggh!
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 16:40:08 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.222545.24864@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
=In article <1992Sep14.022341.27465@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:

=>Last night, I met a wonderful woman named Brenda.  She's gorgeous and
=>intellegent and more importantly, she's as weird as I am.
=[...]
=>Then I learned she has a boyfriend.  Fuck.

=i've been thinking about buying a shotgun lately,
=and i'll be needing target practice.  give me his
=address and i'll take care of him.

Oh, hell, do what I did--buy a $10 raffel ticket at a fish fry, and leave 
with a Browning B-500R 12ga. Spent more on cleaning supplies and ammo than
the gun....

=and since i'm here, i'll solicit opinions; for
=home defense, should i get a pump action or a
=semi-auto?

If you are sufficiently inexperienced that you don't know, and presuming
you weigh less than 150 lbs., get a 20ga. semi-auto. (There was just a
long thread on this subject in misc.consumer.house recently....) Keep it
loaded with something like #4 or #6 shot, not buckshot.

Or, see what Mr. X has in the way of special-payload TOWs or Dragons....

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"When we talk...7% of communication is conveyed by meaning of words, 38% from
intonation, 55%...takes the form of visual cues." John Walsh, Compression Labs
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DATE CALCS (mon - sun)
Date: 9 Sep 1992 04:32:19 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk () says:

>This is going to have to stop.

What about Mutlu?


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Buying a Car
Date: 14 Sep 1992 21:58:02 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


The car wasn't expensive, but the dealer demanded Bob pay thru the nose.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Civil Servants
Followup-To: alt.fan.rob-dobson
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 13:12:53 GMT


> cs902117@ariel.yorku.ca (TONY D'ALFONSO) brings down the house with:
>>
>>I always thought that a civil servant is someone who gets paid to do no work
>>and can't lose his job.  
>

Well, this is a MYTH. First off, I do work. Why, just today I had to spend
FIFTEEN MINUTES gathering fine money before I could log on to usenet.
FIFTEEN MINUTES! And they say I do no work.....

Anyway, the real myth is that I cant lose my job. Sure I can, it would just
take an active effort. For instance, if i showed up to work at 8am stinking
drunk, referred to the other workers here (the other 4 full timers, including
the boss, are all women) as "cunt-bags", started throwing LP's around like
frisbees and took my pants off in the circ. area, Im sure I would get a 
warning, and fired if i did it again.........

-rob
civil servant extraordinaire


Organization: Sophomore, Physics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 23:21:22 -0400 
From: Faisal Nameer Jawdat <fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Rutabaga and Stephie

Rutabaga wrote assembler to make his machine crash.
Stephie had a marine boyfriend
Rutabaga was happy - he could make his box go down.
Stephie hangs out at frats
Rutabaga left the room - we couldn't boot the rest of the day.
Stephie's boyfriend got kicked out of the marines because she blew
him.
Rutabaga has the weirdest emotional life I have seen this side of the
big bang.
Stephie is so reactionary that the far radical right has denounced
her.

i know the most interesting people...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,aus.flame
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: David Andrew Clayton, net.glans.bovine
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 00:55:43 GMT

Twas painful for the mummy of DAC
For he was born from a cyst on her back
When the doctor yanked him
DAC  automatically wanked him
And took milk from the genital sac.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: CARASSO need an account
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 01:33:48 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <prurdac@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>
>|Hmmm.  I vaguely recall that after FAT.BOB II Carasso wrote something about
>|j.j being slightly overweight and flabby...might have included a disparaging
>|remark about her breasts, even.
>|Hrmph!
>
>I know nothing about that.  But I do remember that you
>were the one who rated the t.b women at DaveHill.BOB on 
>the basis of how goodlooking we were.

Really?  I don't recall that.  Perhaps in a moment of mental aberration...

You're the only woman was was there & would talk with me (except Nancy Kemp
a little), and that made me rate you very high.

Mark., must be getting senile
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: This is the worst part
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 17:24:48 GMT
Comments: Use erogenous zone numbers


			 D world destruction

"Um.. yeah.. I guess you could come with us.. but wouldn't it be
inconvenient for you?  Uh.. are you in campus?... uh.. well.. you
don't really know anybody..."

			  Over and overture

So I only called five or six times after that.  

			     N, do I need

Yeah, I do need.  But so does everybody.  I'm not the only one.

		   Apostrophe T, need this torture?

But not that.  So I guess I'll give up.  

   I am the cat, I am the phone, I am an animal.  These words mean
		 nothing more than meow to an animal.

Yeah, I could beleive that. But I've got a weak heart.  I don't get
around how she gets around.  That's something else. Have a nice day.

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Everybody's future (was Re: What is my future?)
Organization: finchhaus
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 06:29:02 GMT

In article <18c27tINNi7j@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>
>In a previous article, ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) says:
>
>>Cj _will_ find true happiness.
>
>It's *easy* to find true happiness:
>
>  1. Help others.
>  2. Be grateful for what you have.
>  3. Quit bitchin' about what you don't have.

Well then, there you go.

AjD
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lucy@sfu.ca (Lucy Chan)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, BC, Canada
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 17:10:45 GMT

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) wrote:
> The problem is that I feel guilty about them.  I read
> the stories about the California budget.  I read about
> welfare cuts and school funding cuts.  I think about
> California's crumbing highways and homeless people with
> drug-resistant TB.  And I think about my expensive speakers.
> And I wonder if I should do something else with that money.
> 
> Materialism versus social responsibility.
>       Music versus politics.

If you spend the money, you're helping to stimulate the economy. Your
purchase is providing jobs at the retail outlet, at the manufacturer's
level, and everywhere in between. Go buy those speakers and help pull us
out of this recession!

Lucy_Chan@sfu.ca
it's the rationale that I use anyway
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: CARASSO need an account
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 15:08:40 GMT

In <1992Sep12.201245.12242@cs.ucla.edu> jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>   Well, that semi-annual event we all so look forward to has happened again.
>CARASSO lost another netnews account.  Be sure to send your sympathy messages
>to carasso@inference.com.   Also, I was asked to pass on Roger's message:
>     $100 Quatloos to the first person to provide CARASSO with an account 
>      with access to net news.
>hugs,
>John

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah.

He can have a new account when he gets a new joke.
From: bc@apple.com (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The perfect ending to a shitty day
Date: 16 Sep 92 03:32:17 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

So it's one of those days where the best thing that happens is that
you hear from a friend far away, then they tell you the reason they
are calling is that the computer you got them is up in smoke, and with
it the company's files.

So you are going around collecting disks to send them, all kinds of
voodoo file fixers and ritualistic virus removers, and each and every
disk is stored in a different remote region of the earth -- system
software in Iceland, Disk Fix in South Africa, Tetris in Russia.

After 750,000 million years of hassling network connections and disk
formats, you head on home, stopping long enough at the grocery land to
pick up some dinner stuff. Time for something entertaining.

Well, when you get home, you realize the milk you bought was outdated,
and you forgot the Kraft Macacheez, so you are eating what you had for
breakfast -- dry rice chex -- and wondering how someone got away with
calling the Rice Krispies Squares-equivalent recipe on the box,
"Clingons."

So you turn on the tube, and the announcer tells you, "Welcome to the
Nick at Nite MARY-THON(r). Every episode of Mary Tyler Moore broadcast
back-to-back."

Hold all your calls, crack a beer, and send out for pizza. Gonna be a
swell evening.

mr HEINOUS
jenine is taller, cuter, and has bigger tits, but she isn't on TV.
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Date: 10 Sep 92 19:06:39 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <1992Sep6.154622.775@cs.ucla.edu>, jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John
Perry) wrote:
> 
>  periodicity repeats itself over and over.

"It's like deja vu all over again!"

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: My evening
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 04:02:38 GMT


I had work to do tonight, so I came out to the lab. Here is the schedule which  
I have followed:

[PM]
7:30 Arrive, log in
7:35 Read newsgrazer
9:15 Get to work on homework
9:20 Study break, play Tetris
9:45 Receive talk request from IU
11:00 Disconnect talk
11:05 Damn, it's time to eat!

And the future is yet unplanned. Many great things ahead, many great games of  
Mah Jhong are in line for this evening. Maybe I can finally top that Hunter  
speed!

--
Uner kannt durch's marchenland
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Look MA
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 16:31:56 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.205326.3188@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.mil (LCDR Rob Dobson) writes:

>I joined the navy and they made ME LCDR Dobson too!@!@

>when do i get the sea pussy?

Let's see your shellback certificate, first.

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
    The most dangerous person in the world is Jessica Fletcher.
        Everywhere she goes, people die.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
From: arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 01:59:24 GMT

In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
> 
> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
> >
> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
> 
> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 


Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29123 alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie:9
From: bd@fluent@dartmouth.EDU (Brice Dowaliby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie,alt.fan.letterm
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Date: 7 Sep 92 15:22:57 GMT
Reply-To: bd%fluent@dartmouth.EDU
Organization: Fluent Inc., Lebanon NH


mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:

>I am leaving here on the 11th and my buddie and I are driving out there. We
>are going to see all the places we haven't seen yet. 
>
>Carlsbad Caverens
>The Alamo
>Johnson Space Center
>Houston
>New Orleans
>and maybe all that garbage in Orlando (Epcot..not D-WORLD..I live
>5 miles from D-LAND).

Those are the _only_ places you haven't seen yet?  I guess you do
deserve your own newsgroup!!!
-- 
   Brice Dowaliby, Fluent Inc., 10 Cavendish Court, Lebanon, NH  03766
                         bd%fluent@dartmouth.edu        
             I don't speak for them, they don't speak for me
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Alright... I'm gone. (summer ends!)
Keywords: so long, farewell, adieu, ciao, arivaderci (sp?), hasta la vista baby
Date: 6 Sep 92 15:46:22 GMT
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department

cb@wixer.cactus.org (Cyberspace Buddha) writes:
>
>in the same vein, do you know the shortest word with all 5 vowels in it?
>do you know the shortest <mebbe only> word with all 5 vowels in alpha order?
>

 periodicity repeats itself over and over.

 try "facetious" and "abstemious"

 john
-- 
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    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,aus.flame
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Limerick was ... --> DAC's famous - tee hee
Summary: In bed!
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 22:14:04 GMT

dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>In article <act.507.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>, Cyclops writes:

>> STOP PRESS:  DAC ACHIEVES WORLD WIDE POETIC FAME

>Fuck, you're a pathetic little shit-bag sycophant!

Yes, but with more independence than your colostomy bag contained within
your brain cavity.

>Why don't you take your pretend account on that pretend
>university's pretend machine, and do your bestest Elvis-is-dead
>impersonation.

Eye'll just pretend Eye didn't hear this!!!!!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: another realization
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 03:30:06 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes and rites:
>>It's finally dawned on me that king-sized beds were inverted for
>>_menage a trois_.
>>
>>Mark., innocent man
>>gooley@netcom.com
>
>Of course I meant to type "invented."
>
>Mark., Freudian typo there

Perverted would have been Freudian!

Ole Mark Gooley had a farm
E I E I O
Mark mark here
Mark mark there(Dog with hair lip joke!)
Here a typo
There a typo
....................>>>>

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Michael Hunt(m_hunt@orange.syud.edu)
Subject: Re: in yer dreams (was: When I'm Rich...)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,soc.women,rec.pets
Originator: Michael Hunt(m_hunt@orange.syud.edu)
Organization: Creme Brulee
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 05:58:03 GMT


chaos@netcom.com (chaos) writes:
> baker-j@news.cis.ohio-state.edu (john t baker) writes:
>>When I'm rich, I'm going to have a huge mansion.  The mansion will have
>>a very big lawn.  And I'm going to have a lot of horses.  The horses will
>>be buried in the lawn with only their faces showing to the air (so I can
>>feed them and keep them healthy).  I love horses and I'm going to have a
>>lot of them.

> of course, since you love horses so much, you *know* that they can't
> be kept healthy if they are enclosed and not allowed to run.  of course.
> i'll be the one who has you shot.
> chaos

Uh... now, I thought you weren't supposed to take anyone seriously in
this group... why did you post that?  Am I missng something? 

Here's a (bizarre) joke:  why did Ozzy Osbourne cross the road?
Answer: because his teeth were attached to a chicken. 
he he he he he he he he he he... :-)

Mike
From: dave@irv.icl.com ( Dave Hill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hmmmm
Summary: listen
Date: 10 Sep 92 20:41:57 GMT
Organization: ccicpg

In article <laoa2aINN1c6@aludra.usc.edu>, rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
> 
> Who nominated John F. Woods as talk.bizarre's Designated Flamer?

And here I thought you'd been around for long enough to know better.

Listen, you stupid fuck, September is John's MONTH.

No don't ask ... you don't even WANT to know how John got
stuck with September, a month legend in it's crop of spinning
wingnuts shoveling MOUNDS AND MOUNDS of STEAMING electronic
BULLSHIT into t.b.  If you'd checked the calendar you wouldn't
be asking stupid fucking questions and WASTING MY TIME.

WHY DO WE BOTHER TO KEEP A CALENDAR WHEN YOU KNUCKLEHEADS DON'T
TAKE THE TIME TO READ IT?

Next it'll be:  "whah whah I wanna VOTE", like the opinion of a
snivelling whining faceless number like you MEANS anything.

> 5150
> i thought it should be put to a vote

Can I call them OR WHAT?

Now shut up and put the bit back in your mouth.


	Dave
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 13:07:43 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.023713.8096@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>
>The next time any mention is made of Kiwi and/or any of its/her derivatives,
>you are going to be in some SERIOUS TROUBLE with the moderators of alt.kiwi.

My ex-girlfriend is a kiwi.  
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,misc.fucking.test
From: drac@uumeme.chi.il.us (Bruce Maynard)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: UUMEME Public Access UNIX
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 11:39:11 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
>>>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>>>>>>>>>>Carasso.
>>>>>>>>>Countach.
>>>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
>>>>>>>Corfu.
>>>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
>>>>>Copycat.
>>>>Contrapositive.
>>>Crustacean.
>>Cretin.
>Coprophilia.
Crunchy Crusty Cockroaches.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: While no one was home
Reply-To: jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 18:53:28 GMT

In article <1992Sep7.174724.1711@cs.rose-hulman.edu> operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:
>Someone left the Fawcett running. The sink's overflowing.

	HO, NO !!! THE sink's OVERFLOWING !!! ohmygodohmygodohmygod !

	It's THEM again... THE RETURN OF THE SINK's OVERFLOWERS (or over a bed,
	for that matter...)

	Posts like these are not only bizarre, but *STUPID*. Maybe they
	should be in alt.stupidity, uh ?

----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.UUCP
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome)
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Everybody's future (was Re: What is my future?)
Date: 6 Sep 1992 04:42:37 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) says:

>Cj _will_ find true happiness.

It's *easy* to find true happiness:

  1. Help others.
  2. Be grateful for what you have.
  3. Quit bitchin' about what you don't have.


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: dave@irv.icl.com ( Dave Hill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I Am Not Making This Up
Summary: yeup
Date: 10 Sep 92 22:34:25 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: ccicpg

In article <1992Sep8.131532.25271@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
> 
> to me, of course, the term WAHOO is a heinous insult, equ. to BRAINLESS
> ASSHOLE SHEEP, but thats just me.

Yes, that's you all over:  Brainless asshole sheep.

Interesting turn of phrase, that.  You spend a lot of time with sheep?

But I digress.

Now the NEXT time you even CONTEMPLATE thinking about considering
whether or not to decide about maybe following up a posting from
someone who spent more than half a second choosing their words
instead of drooling on the keyboard and stroking themselves
whistling Daisy Daisy while they worked, stick both your hands up
your ass, grab two handfulls of anything and pull pull pull.

It's GOT to be more interesting than any followup you had in mind.


	Dave
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: "Chopper" Loyola tells a shaggy-dog story
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 02:11:39 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <6246@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>That has a lot of potential there Mark, but I don't think a lot of t.b
>readers can identify with a Dominican Friar. Why don't you try this.
>Make him a CIA Agent. Instead of travelling upriver in Africa, why don't
>you have him travelling upriver in Vietnam to some secret camp on a
>secret mission that his CIA superiors are sending him ........

Ah, but then "Chopper" Loyola wouldn't be telling the story.  I'd have
to come up with some George-Smiley-oid master spy to provide an aegis,
and "Chopper" is more versatile.

Mark., look for "`Chopper' Loyola's Book of Ridicule of Modern Hymns",
coming eventually to a froup near you
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: Missing Gypsy
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 07:10:47 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN ALT.ROMANCE.CHAT rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
)
)Your welcome Gypsy.  Now just lean your head forward for a sec, yeah,
)that's it, ok, now relax.  [Rip places his thumb at the base of Gyps
)skull and slowly lifts her head up....]  (try it, feels great!)
)
)And even though you aren't a Sib...
)
)*BigBrotherlyTypeHugs!*
)
)rip


*plonk*
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