HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: elan@tasha.cheme.cornell.edu (Elan Feingold)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Reply-To: elan@tasha.cheme.cornell.edu (Elan Feingold)
Organization: Cornell University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 13:35:04 GMT



>Vote for Bush or we may never know greatness!

If Bush stands for greatness then Clinton is GOD :)

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From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What Pisses Me Off
Keywords: Slow Drivers
Date: 29 Jul 92 01:04:06 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

John Perry:
|Thou shalt move faster than the vehicles in the lane to your right, or get 
|thy slow ass out of the lane.  

Three good reasons to yawn:
1) There already is such a law in California
2) Passing on the right is also legal, lardbuttbrain.
3) This flame occurs weekly in rec.autos.

When I lived in Somerville, MA, I used to routinely convince people
that there was a vast conspiracy (undoubtedly of gas station
employees) to drive very slowly around all the time.

I called these people "The Driveslows" and wrote a soap opera about
it. They had names like JimmyJo, Edna, and Duane. They all drove
non-descript boston-style clunkers around, and radioed each other to
keep coordinated and snicker at the angry drivers they impeded.

"Har har, Margie, I just cut that red Firebird off on Comm Ave. Meet
me at Park Street and detain him some more."

"I saw ya! That was a good-un, JimmyJo. See you at Bo Shek's later."

mr HEINOUS
that's what sidewalks are for.
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From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.perot,alt.gopher
Subject: Re: Praying in Space
Date: 21 Jul 92 23:19:44 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul21.230633.19908@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>In article <5680@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>Ken Brown writes:
>>>Perhaps the "Praying in Space" discussion could be taken off the
>>>alt.gopher group?
>>Perhaps the "Praying in Space" discussion could be taken off the
>>misc.test group?
>>
>>rp -- Just a suggestion...
>
>Perhaps the "Praying in Space" discussion could be taken to the United States
>House of Representatives and/or the United States Senate where they could form
>committees to talk it to death, thus creating the illusion of actually getting
>something important done?  Failing that, they could attach it as a rider to a 
>Constitutional amendment concerning prayer in public schools, prayer in private
>schools, prayer in the house, prayer in the senate, prayer in privately owned
>brothels (Nevada and certain sections of New Orleans only), flag burning,
>constitution burning, civil rights burning, or if they really want it to pass,
>attach it to a bill which votes the members of the prayer in space subcommittee
>a 34% raise.
>
>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: complete the sentence
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 02:47:30 GMT

>>>sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>>>>Complete the following sentence:
>>>>   ________ is the ________ of the 90's.

talk.bizarre is the eggplant of the 90's.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: In the Naked City
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 06:32:50 GMT

A tire store has the motto "If it's in stock, we've got it."


BoB
teCh
serial

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Subject: Re: tonic
Followup-To: alt.flame 
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 03:57:46 GMT

In article <54618@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> you write:
>Thou who speaks for everyone will tell us who we will vote for in '92?

you mean you're over 18?

>>find a dictionary...
>>look up the word "iconoclastic."
>Have someone read some Vonnegut to you, maybe you'll get the reference.

I've read just about the complete works
and don't remember anything unusual 
about the word iconoclastic.  I'll give
you the benefit of the doubt, however,
and assume that he does actually use 
the word in some original and exciting
way.  quelle dommage that you too are 
not original and exciting and that you
can only dream of being so, while aping
your betters.

>>find a manual of style...
>>read what it has to say about 
>>needlessly archaic language. 
>I maybe be trying to communicate with someone whose mind is still in the
>ages when a person like you could force a person like me to do anything.
>Thus Cannanite style sounded right (of course you couldn't read the original
>so I defaulted to King James.)

yes, you certainly "maybe be"
on the other hand, you maybe be a phony,
pretentious drip.
whichever, perhaps you could define
exactly what you mean by "the Cannanite 
(sic) style."

>> but recently the
>>amount of noise has grown absolutely
>>intolerable, 
>Well, turn your Miracle Ear down and you won't notice.

this is the best you can come up with?
insinuating deafness (clearly not a 
personal defect) and illiteracy (clearly
inaccurate)?
you really are quite hopeless.

>>and it's time to ask
>>some of the deadweight to leave.
>Lead us to the door, go through it, and show us that it works.

I've been considering doing just that.
This group has really been getting 
hopeless, and I simply haven't had the
time or creativity lately to come up
with anything worthwhile either.  
On the other hand, if I leave, I'll no
longer have the thrill of insulting
oafs (oaves?) like you.

>>leave, deadweight.
>Are you still playing with yourself in the shower?

at the moment, no.
and your posts, I'm sorry to say, are
hardly inspiring.
Gooley, richh, legare, nj, cj, bc, mjd,
and even abbott (from time to time)...
they can all whip me into an erotic
frenzy with just a few witty lines.  I
replay their posts in my head, and then
replay them again, rubbing my soap-slick
thighs 'til I'm frantic with lust and 
envy at their wit, their insight, their
raw bizarreness.

you, however, can only read about it.

say something intelligent, little boy.
say something original.
say something that'll make me hot and
sticky and goose-pimply all over.

or go away.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Naked City Pornography
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:39:40 GMT

"What IS that?  A waterfall?"

BoB
tecH
"more light!"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (I_AM_NOTHING_AND_KNOW_EVEN_LESS)
Subject: Re: seattle
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 26 Jul 92 15:17:10 MST

In article <1992Jul24.162824.11671@nmsu.edu>, sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
> 
> finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (I_AM_NOTHING_AND_KNOW_EVEN_LESS) writes:
>>
>>   PJF--->SATAN
>>
> 
> Satan turns out to be a whiny babe when contacted by phone.
> 
> What a surprise.
> 
> --
> 
> 	\\\\\sean/////


	KILL/HEADER=@NMSU

BYE BYE SHIT HEADS   :)


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: Re: Yahoo Serious
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 22:35:33 GMT

tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett-Majors) writes:


>Whatever happened to Yahoo Serious?  Wasn't he supposed to be
>the Mel Gibson of the nineties?

Yahoo Serious (known to most Australians as Vasectomy Failure) is currently
making about his third "comeback film". As for being the Mel Gibson of the
nineties (which I thought Mel Gibson was), well....

He's about as funny as Mel Gibson
I can bear him as much as Mel Gibson
He sings as well as Mel Gibson

>I hope he's not parking cars in Tasmania.

I can tell you this... nobody parks cars in Tasmania.

>I really wanted to see him do MacBeth.

Why don't you phone him? You're probably his only fan in the universe. How
about taking him away from us, so we don't have to see his stupid haircut and
annoying face being interviewed on "when's the next film come(t)ing out, and
will it be as big as "Young Einstein".".


For those of you who do like Yahoo Serious. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!!!

Here are a list of true Australian superstars to look up to...

John Paul Young
George Vanda and Henry Young (aka Flash and the Pan)
Air Supply
Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb
Jon English
Olivia Newton-John
Laurie 8
Shirley Strachan
Claude T. Crow
William Shakespeare (singer of "My Little Angel" and "Can't Stop Myself from
Loving You")
Barry Manilow (honorary Australian)


Laurie 8 <heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au> | Some Driveways are concrete
Theoretical Chemistry PhD student        | Some Driveways have bricks
University of Tasmania, Australia        | Other Driveways
Unashamed 70s man, glad to be glam.      | Have Pebble-Mix - Laurie 8         
Opinions expressed above are those not only of Laurie 8, but the whole world
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I Amdir
From: mborgerding@desire.wright.edu
Date: 27 Jul 92 16:03:38 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: Wright State University 

In article <62763@cup.portal.com>, lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
> I am the least followed-up, the least flamed, and probably a bunch-of-
> other-epithets poster on talk.bizarre.
> 
> I can't prove it, but if you check the stats, you'll agree.
>  --------------------------------------------------------------------------
> | lord snooty @the giant | ergo, The Most Ignored                          |
> | poisoned electric head |                               andrew palfreyman |
>  --------------------------------------------------------------------------
	I just wnated to let you all know that I resisted the temptation to
followup on this article.
							-Mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: one line bio
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 16:06:25 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.033314.17011@samba.oit.unc.edu> Catherine.Collingwood@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Catherine Collingwood) writes:
>e
>three word bio of Lady Firebird:
>
>"Caught in space."
>
>hah. figure that one out.

I might not have it figured out but in scanning the post I read
it as "Cunt in space."



> 
>Catherine Collingwood, aka Lady Firebird


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Rictus hep, gastronome
Organization: Finches rule ok!
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 00:04:37 GMT


"...Chateau Rhone '67, salad with vinagrette, steak tartare, and, oh
yeah, can i have fries with that?"


AjD
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 21:11:28 GMT

andsol@is.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg) writes:
: Y'know, Alfvaen, sometimes I don't feel....well....quite so fresh!

Do I know you?

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey, Page of Newts)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
"The bullroarer churns a Moebius strip of sound..."  Anna Amabiaca
Current Album--The Clash:London Calling
Current Read--C.J. Cherryh:Merchanter's Luck
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Texas Instruments, Inc
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 16:06:36 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.181221.5192@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:
>
>The recession is easing?  Where?  Have you heard the latest unemployment 
>figures?  

Wherever did you get the idea that what the unemployment rate was
doing had anything to do with whether the economy was in a recession
or not?  While the two tend to be linked, the unemployment rate
generally lags.  What this means is that unemployment (in a 'normal'
recession) will continue to get worse even after the upturn, and the
amelioration of unemployment will trail along behind the improving
economy. 

>I do applaud Bush for extending unemployment benefits....but that's 
>where my applause ends.  

Depending on the type of recession, this can be exactly the WRONG
thing to do (although I don't think that's the case with this one).
For example, a convincing case can be made that one of the things that
helped deepen and lengthen the Great Depression were FDR's enactment
of laws regarding unemployment benefits and collective bargaining and
such. 

>Here in Ohio our economy is not any better than it was
>four years ago (or 12 years ago when Reagan took the helm)  -- it is worse.

This sounds like a 'personal problem' for Ohio.  Most of the country
has been pretty well off for the past 12 years, until this recession.
So just why are things no better in Ohio than they were 12 years ago?
What isn't Ohio doing that everygbody else did?

-- 
"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live
 in the real world."   -- Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden
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Fred.McCall@dseg.ti.com - I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: bmarcum@world.std.com (Bill Marcum)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: "I belong to no organized political party.  I'm a Democrat."--Will Rogers
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 00:28:02 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.161749.3728@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:
>Well, so far we are 3:1.  3 people flaming me (2 mail, 1 newsgroup) about the 
>LA riots, and 1 agreeing with me that these are problems.  The 3 that flamed me
>said "how could the LA riots be George's fault?"  The point that I'm trying to 
>make is that George has set a political climate in this country that is almost 
>Aryan in its philosophy:  if you're black, we'll appoint a black judge to 
>appease you, but he'll be a conservative who's against women's choice.  If 

Worse than that: How many black judges has Bush appointed since he took office?
One.  Clarence Thomas.

Bill Marcum
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 23 Jul 92 18:18:26 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <5712@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Blair writes:
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
>)>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
>)>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
>)>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
>)>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
>)>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
>)>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
>)>>>>Manon of the Spring.
>)>>>Man of War.
>)>>Mather, Cotton.
>)>Mann Act.
>)Menarche.
>Manny, Moe, and Jack
Moe, Larry, and Curly





-- 
athena% cat .signature
ERROR: cannot find .signature file for milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Explode?
athena% .sig? I don' got to show you no steenkin' .sig!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: iandu@quay.ie
Subject: rdc gives me hardon
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 10:13:16 GMT
Organization: Quay Financial Software
Keywords: Rachel Sucks


In talk.bizarre smarry@zooid.guild.org (Smarasderagd) writes:

> (He meets the Duke on the field of glory..)
>
> "I-i-it's a fair c-cop, b-but s.. society is to blame."
>
> "Duke mate, I know a white suburban punk when I see one," he grated, "and
> I'm looking at one like now.
> [AAAIGH] 
> I'm looking at one right now."
>
> The Duke's voice slurred, "But my brane still fuckining hertz..."
>
> He thought irrelevantly, "I think he's getting better..", but suddenly the
> Duke's guttural croaking, coughing up of blood, made it clear the cold hand
> of death was upon him..
>
> A shadowy figure bearing a scythe passed over Duke's body, interjecting
> abruptly, "no he's not!"
>
> So hearing, Otto wandered to the next casualty of heroism.


Oldbie stirs
Oldbie wakes
New Spring
Finds Newbies flaming, "knowing" Monty Python inside out
Pardon me but the quote is film.bizarre:
Repo Man
A Repo Man is always intense...
Released 1984
Michael Nesmith Executive Producer (where's the Zippy film Michael?)
Alex Cox writes and directs
Emilio Estevez (Otto (Parts)), Harry Dean Staunton star
Oldbie slinks off
Oldbie gone
-- 
Ines A. ni Dugan, put on a pint please Pat.
-- 
Ian R. Dunlop                         Internet:   iandu@quay.ie
Quay Financial Software               Phone:      +353 1 612377
                                      Fax:        +353 1 607592
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gse9k@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (Scott Evans)
Subject: My 100 words
Reply-To: thrash@virginia.edu (Scott Evans)
Organization: or lack thereof
Distribution: world 
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 15:10:05 GMT

 

He
sighed  
and
rolled
the
dice
as
the
pain
shot
up
his
spine
again
making
him
wince
although
he
managed
not
to
scream 
through
a
great
effort
he
slowly
relaxed
enough
to
loosen
the
ties
around
his
bleeding
internal 
organs 
which 
at 
that 
moment
were
sliding 
around
on 
the
floor
making
twisty
turny
patterns 
that
made 
his
opponent
who
was
having
some 
problems
of 
her
own
at
the
time
cringe
though
she
too
managed
not 
to
show
her
distaste
which
wasn't
hard
to
do
considering
the
duct
tape 
on
her
face
which
hardly
mattered 
since
he
had
rolled
a
nine.




s
had a nifty right-justified version too
From: usenet@devon.lns.pa.us (Usenet News Subsystem)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Automatic Test Echo
Date: 28 Jul 92 04:56:36 GMT
Organization: Personal System, Lancaster, PA, USA

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From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.rap
Subject: Cool World
Date: 23 Jul 92 00:15:27 GMT
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I hope you find this information useful.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Shit in Space                           
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 13:19:30 GMT

In article <memo.539122@cix.compulink.co.uk> dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk writes:
>
>How *do* spacemen stop the shit from floating around everywhere?

Good question. Perhaps they just crap in their spacesuits, and therfore keep
it contained. Or maybe being in space means never having to take a shit.
>
>How do they ever manage to fart?

How do you  ever manage to fart?

>
>Is Mike Bur *really* a spaceman? (God save us all if he is)

No, he is actually a garden-variety asshole. No biggie.
>
>Would anyone like to see Wavey in space?

Perhpas the entire readership of t.b.?!?

boy im having trouble with the typos, caffeine trance here i come.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Robs new macro
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 16:13:41 GMT


alt-5 now produces this:

FUCKSHITCUNTDAMNCOCKSHITFUCKSUCK

very good for relieving stress.
the computer usually says "command not recognized" though
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Name my BBS.
Date: 27 Jul 92 13:40:40 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil's message of 24 Jul 92 17:29:21 GMT



In article <5728@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

   If and when my computing machinery is returned to my possesion. I intend
   to go back into the BBS business. This one will be a Citadel board
   dedicated to social commentary and bozosity. In short, a sort of local
   talk.bizarre. I need a good descriptive name for it. Any suggestions?


here's a few:

1) carasso.

2) dweebs`r`us

3) flaming_fido_fuckfest

4) lame

5) newbie_hell


hope this helps.


 -- Juan "carasso"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Followup-To: /dev/null
Organization: the long march, 1992
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 16:35:30 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.230952.21566@mksol.dseg.ti.com> mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) writes:
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Fred.McCall@dseg.ti.com - I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me.

We can tell.

/: *AIDS/:j
/: *BUSH/:j

Please keep this stuff in appropriate newsgroups.  Material about politics
isn't bizarre unless it involves revenge fantasies, President Bongo,
libertarians or Dan Quayle.

AjD
although the mechanics of politics and bureaucracy are plenty bizarre,
there are enough newsfroups given over to their discussion.  containment
is necessary else the plague spreads.
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From: derunix@rs1.tcs.tulane.edu (Derek Wright)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.drugs
Subject: Re: Smoking toads
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:43:49 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Tulane Univ., New Orleans, LA


   I've heard many times of people licking toads to trip; the poison
on the toads' skin is supposed to act like shrooms.  So I suppose if 
you smoked the skins instead of licking them, you might trip.  Now,
this posting is based on nothing I know or have tried, only stories
I've heard, but who knows....?