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Date:         Sat, 11 Apr 1992 23:51:53 EDT
From:         "Daniel A. Foss" <DFOSS@CCVM.SUNYSB.EDU>
Subject:      What you did, Loren Miller

   The Crown will prove, your honour, that on
Date:         Tue, 31 Mar 1992 14:35:30 GMT
the aforeseaid Loren Miller did knowingly post something to Insipid Reactionary
Ways of Thinking List, FNORD-L@UBVM surtitled "Self-referentialisation" which,
if not actually stating in so many words that adultrey is a serious matter for
serious discussion by serious people, that is to say, what the students in this
course aspire to be when they grow up: Not least to be sure Miller himself! You
know of course that this Miller MATRICULATES in the Wharton School, famed for
its alleged wealth-begetting, nay, wealth-beyond-imagining-begetting powers and
among whose alumni is the very devil * * * MICHAEL MILKEN * * * himself.
   ****
   Stumbling on blindly, slipping upon a bananapeel of his own creation, Miller
of course unwittingly set in train a sequence of idiotic responses & counter-
responses, said generalized characterization not leastwise affected by each one
in succession calling its own predecessors idiotic.
   ****
   Adultery is not in question. Adultery is. Adultery was however all that was
given to the Registered Democratic Sheep to vote on; and as has been noted they
did vote in favor. Period, the end. This is trite. Explaining why such a thing
could have transpired, even, is trite. So I had to work myself into foaming-at-
the mouth frenzies to make what was not in the abstract worth saying worth
saying, withal, to myself alone. There are so many riddles wrapped inside
Enigma Variations in my Human Garbage for Clinton posts that no human being on
earth knows them all cuz I've forgotten a third to a half of them already, that
was all such pointless crud, senseless crap: Draining something of Meaning whut
nobody thought had none inna first place.
   ****
   In conclusion, Miller, the Persecution herewith convicts you of groupie-ism
to the edge of if not beyond the edge of Abomination and faggodry.
   I, Miller, am homophobic.
   My asexual preference runs, if anything, to women that is, as we used to say
in armenia, girls.
   Clear your name, Miller, send me your sister. If no eligible or if eligible
no willing sister, take out your gold card and front me the money for a whore.
Repayment guaranteed, impecunious as I may be I don't owe nothing to nobody,
"Neither a borrower nor a lender be," my father may he rest in peace was from
Crakow so call me Polonius.
   Of course I pay everything over and above the basic rate.
   Bearing in mind what's inscribed epitaphically upon W.C. Fields' tombstone,
"I'd rather be in Philadelphia," having been there several times myself for the
senseless purpose of visiting a faceless, mindless nonentity named Judy (ignore
the IQ of anybody Jewish which is merely obedience to Jewish Law so the number
is real if ever iff the bearer is goyish), I pay for one night here or two
nights there (Wharton IS, last I heard, part of U Penn, Philadelphia PA?).
   The reason for this request is quite simply to get a whore on Long Island
is the same as to get a whore in LA in that you need a car. To have a car is
necessary even if you own one which I refuse to SEE which thanks to the THING
infronna me I cannot do.
   And glasses, stronger, to correct the problem, inclusive of Regular and
Reading, would leave nothing for a whore.
   First things first, Miller.
   Show me you're Normal, now.

Daniel A. Foss
(All them Retards gone to Mu Mu land yit? Meep meep!)
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