From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group- GRW replies
Date: 8 Apr 92 01:34:43 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr7.193038.24682@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:

>In article <1992Apr5.213255.5120@uc.msc.edu> eab@uh.msc.edu (Edward Bertsch) writes:
>>In article <LF.92Apr4194958@barkley.berkeley.edu>, lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:

>>|> EddyB asks:
>>|> >I have been reading this group, and I guess I am wondering, what is
>>|> >its charter supposed to be?
>>|> 
>>|> Seriously though, if there ever was a charter, it was lost in the
>>|> avalanche of FlyingFoodstuffs and FreeFlirting, way back when men were
>>|> horny, women were assertive, and life was OneBigFling.  Heck, all *we*
>>|> ever do now is launch ICBMs[**] at each other, besides pelting
>>|> TitillatingTargets with RomanticDust.
>>
>>you people scare me!
> ^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^
>>|> LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi

>>Do Donny and Marie read this newsgroup?  How about Shaun Cassidy?
>>Rick Springfield?
>>
>>Edward A. Bertsch (eab@msc.edu)   Minnesota Supercomputer Center, Inc.

>The Good Romantic Witch is cruising along in the air when
>she hears this abnoxious babbling going on between Edward B.
>and LF.... She sees LF walk away.... Edward looks up in the
>sky and sees a .... a blonde haired woman in a flowing black
>satin/lacey gown on a Golden Broom.  "What the heck is that?,"
>thinks Edward....  Suddenly, much to Edward's amazement, the
>Blonde on the Golden Broom encircles him and slowly comes down
>and lands about 6 feet away from him.  Edward is getting ready
>to run in fear of this strange creature, altho she is kinda
>cute, Edward notes....when she says very softly, "Good Day 
>to you, Edward.  I am the Good Romantic Witch and have come
>to talk with you about romance.  You seem to not be such a 
>"romantic" type of guy, hey, Edward?"  Edward is not sure what
>to think at this point.... Those blue eyes have captivated
>him, tho....The Good Romantic Witch smiles and whispers,"Edward,
>the world is a beautiful place, especially when you let 
>romance, goodness, and love into your heart.  And here at ARC-land
>you are never alone; we are one happy family who love and care
>for each other.  Silliness is part of life, and a big part of love,
>so Food Fights are fun too, altho we do very much love sharing
>strawberries and whipped cream very sensuously with our favorite
>partners.... I must admit."  The Good Romantic Witch blushes
>as she remembers sharing strawberries with Erin...."Oh, excuse 
>me, Edward, I was thinking of a very special moment in my 
>life here at ARC-Land."  The GRW then says to Edward, "You
>know, Edward, maybe you just need a little magical dust to help
>calm you from the fear of the beauty of love and romance."
>Edward's eyes widen....but before he can do anything the Good
>Romantic Witch raises her Golden Wand and **swoooooooosh**
>an extra large dosage of Golden Majique Romance Dust showers
>Edward....who has suddenly become very still.  "Don't be
>afraid, Edward, this is just Romance Dust and it makes you feel
>very very good."  Edward's eyes are becoming a little dazed so
>the GRW takes him by the hand, "Come sit with me for a few
>minutes on this rock, Edward, and tell me about yourself and 
>how you are feeling right now.  Hopefully your are feeling 
>lighter and much more happier and romantic."   :-)

>Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
>President of the Romantic Fire Association

>p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
>      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence



Whoah!

Way to go Prez!

Edward, what can I say?  Don't ask why or what, just accept and have fun.

Jamie