HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tmark@cognet.ucla.edu (Terence Mark)
Subject: Outshining other celebs...
Originator: tmark@regulus.cognet.ucla.edu
Organization: UCLA Cognitive Science Research Program
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 00:31:00 GMT

Howard seems to have an uncanny ability to overshadow people even when
he's nowhere to be found. Some examples:

On E! (I thinnk that's what it's called, it's an entertainment show
on cable) they were interviewing Ann Marie Johnson, the actress who
appeared on the tonight show after Howard and Lyle Lovett. And it seemed
like the interviewer spent more time asking her about Howard then he did
asking her about her !

I was on the Paramount studio lot the other day and saw a tour group go
by. They saw Gilbert Gottfried walking by, and all anybody could think 
of doing was yelling "Howard Stern", at which Gilbert smiled and waved. (I
have to think this must be sort of demoralizing to Gilbert...)

On a recent taping of the Tonight show, when Leno was doing his warmup
you could just feel that Howard's name was going to come up somehow... sure
enough, Leno announced that Howard was easily his most entertaining guest.

Other celebrities must hate howard for this. Has anyone else noticed
examples of this ? 


Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: spzkny@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov (JAMES ZAKANY)
Subject: Re: CLEVELAND HATES HOWARD
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date:  4 Sep 1992 16:12 EST  

In article <1992Sep3.134347.20204@news.ysu.edu>,
 af185@yfn.ysu.edu (Robin L. Gibson) writes...

>How long will our Dear Howie last in Cleveland?  Only the Shadow knows...

Probably not long.  Clevelanders are super-sensitive about their city.  
Much more so than other places.  I heard him claim the other day that "he 
may just leave Cleveland."  It'll be the other way around, believe me.

                                                  James S. Zakany
						(no e-mail, please)
From: pr@devmail.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Howard starts in Dallas Tue 9/8
Date: 3 Sep 92 11:23:37 GMT

Per a friend in the Dallas area:

------------- Begin Forwarded Message -------------
Subject: Stern comes to KEGL 9/8

It is official now: Stern starts simulcasting on KEGL Tuesday,
Sept 8.  He's also supposedly headed to Detroit (top 40
WDFX has requested new calls WOWF a month ago).
From: kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Updates to Stern FAQ
Date: 2 Sep 92 16:55:16 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <9209011619.AA16151@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU>, pr@devmail.UUCP writes:

] 6a Gary is now married (and yesterday it was suggested he look for
]         other work if he wants to).

Gary is asked/suggested/told to look for other work _every_ day.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: rcw@cellar.org (Rob Wilson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Crucified by the FCC
Date: 31 Aug 92 01:21:50 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

Hello all...

     Anybody out there know if it's possible to buy a copy of Howard
Stern's "Crucified by the FCC" anymore??  I wasn't a big Stern fan
back then so I missed out..  any and all info greatly appreciated.
Thanks,

-Rob Wilson
  
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Robert C. Wilson            "I didn't do it!  Nobody saw me do it!     
<rcw@cellar.org>             You can't prove anything!"
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From: v089l3s3@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Jeremy B Horwitz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: New Sterns?
Date: 1 Sep 92 23:17:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Before I left the country this summer, there were some trailers on Stern for
"all new episodes" and there was video footage of one of them. Of course, when
I got back, I was told that the show was off the air. I also saw that first
part
of "Howiewood Squares" Saturday... but wondered - Did they at least show the
already taped one?

-> J
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: hodge@acca.nmsu.edu (Hodge)
Subject: Re: CLEVELAND HATES HOWARD
Organization: New Mexico State University
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 11:00:19 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.134347.20204@news.ysu.edu> af185@yfn.ysu.edu (Robin L. Gibson) writes:
>
>Well, it appears that Howard has made enemies in Cleveland *giggle*.
>I was just on my Cleveland Freenet account, in the chat area,
>and a friend of mine (from Cleveland) had a channel set up to
>discuss Howard.  He said he listened to the radio show and he was pretty
>much appalled/offended.  Apparently, Howard bashed the hell out of the city,
>and he received many an irate call from ppl listening.  (AIN'T IT
>GREAT!)  
>
>How long will our Dear Howie last in Cleveland?  Only the Shadow knows...
>
 [...]

 I live in the Cleveland area, and have heard nearly every minute of his
first week here, and I don't feel he particularly "bashed" anything!  The
competition here has been talking plenty about the CLeveland bashing, but
they are just running scared.  And well they should, since this has been the
most listenable week in Cleveland radio since about 1971!
 I chose to live here (after living for extended periods in several other 
areas of the country), and I love it.  Howard's opinions about the area
are not any more important than anybody else who doesn't live here.
 Cleveland will still be listening to Howard long after John Lani-goon and
"Gruff and Jizbone" have been shit-canned for low ratings!

-- 
==== Bob Hodge ====================================================
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===================================================================
From: jxxl@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (John Locke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Howard vs. Larry King
Date: 3 Sep 92 22:09:58 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Church of Ill-Repute

I imagine folks have noticed how often Howard Stern's name gets shoe-
horned onto Larry King Live. Last night the guest was Theodore Brisenio, one
of the LA cops tried for beating Rodney King. A caller, announced as being
from Belize City, Belize, asked in a heavy accent, "Why is it that Los
Angeles cops treat all the black people different from Howard Stern?" Hee,
hee. Is anyone keeping track of these?

John
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From: af185@yfn.ysu.edu (Robin L. Gibson)
Subject: 8/29/92...
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 19:31:18 GMT


Was the show on t.v. this past Saturday, 8/29/92?
My channel guide had it coming on one hour later than normal, and then
they didn't show it at all (to my knowledge).  Someone let
me know, please!
-- 
Robin L. Gibson          gibson@email.ncsc.navy.mil

Coastal Systems Station
Panama City, FL  32407-5000
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich)
Subject: Re: Chicago blues
Organization: Nick Simicich, Peekskill, NY
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 12:54:30 GMT

In article <SHIPLEY.92Aug27154519@merde.tfs> shipley@merde.tfs (Pete Shipley) writes:
>
>
>saw this in the paper...
>
>
>        After exactly two years on television, "shock jock" disc jockey
>Howard Stern's late-night talk-variety show has been canceled, officials of
>superstation WWOR-TV announced.
>        Stern was noted for his frank, politically incorrect humor and
>sometimes lewd, lurid style.
>        The show, seen locally on (KBHK) Channel 44 and on WWOR over cable
>systems nationwide, reached 53 markets nationwide.
>
>        -Associated Press.
>

Interesting.  You saw this when?  AP is just reprinting the WWOR press
release, and ignoring Howard's press statement.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich)
Subject: Re: Updates to Stern FAQ
Organization: Nick Simicich, Peekskill, NY
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 12:21:58 GMT

In article <Sep.2.12.55.15.1992.16592@remus.rutgers.edu> kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz) writes:
>In article <9209011619.AA16151@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU>, pr@devmail.UUCP writes:
>
>] 6a Gary is now married (and yesterday it was suggested he look for
>]         other work if he wants to).
>
>Gary is asked/suggested/told to look for other work _every_ day.

For some reason, I never saw the article that this references.  Could
someone email it to me?


-- 
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SSI #AOWI 3958, HSA 318, NAUI #14065
Join the movement ---  turn 'to bush' into a verb.
From: kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Chicago blues
Summary: Where have you been?
Date: 27 Aug 92 18:40:55 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <92240.102150U51115@uicvm.uic.edu>, U51115@uicvm.uic.edu writes:
] 
]     It's been two weeks so far here and Howard hasn't had a new episode yet.
] Does anybody know if the Stern show has been cancelled or are they on vacation?

Howard did not renew his contact with WWOR-9.

]     A couple of weeks ago on the tonight show, Jay Leno had Howard as his guest
]  and somewhere during the middle of the interview, Howard said that he was
] going to be in a movie called The_Adventures_of_Fartman. Can anybody confirm
] this or was he just joking. He also said that he's gonna leave his t.v. show
] and make the maovie which should be done within three years. Any reply would be
]  greatly appreciated.

Yes, Howard is making the Fartman movie, or so he says on the
radio,too.  He said he is developing several scripts with other
writers and will pick the best one to do as the first movie.  He said
it will be out next summer, and that, in the meantime, he is
considering a couple TV specials (no details at all) to hold us over
until Fartman.
                                      Kevin
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From: af185@yfn.ysu.edu (Robin L. Gibson)
Subject: CLEVELAND HATES HOWARD
Reply-To: af185@yfn.ysu.edu (Robin L. Gibson)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 13:43:47 GMT


Well, it appears that Howard has made enemies in Cleveland *giggle*.
I was just on my Cleveland Freenet account, in the chat area,
and a friend of mine (from Cleveland) had a channel set up to
discuss Howard.  He said he listened to the radio show and he was pretty
much appalled/offended.  Apparently, Howard bashed the hell out of the city,
and he received many an irate call from ppl listening.  (AIN'T IT
GREAT!)  

How long will our Dear Howie last in Cleveland?  Only the Shadow knows...

Much Peace,
Robin

-- 
Robin L. Gibson          gibson@email.ncsc.navy.mil

Coastal Systems Station
Panama City, FL  32407-5000
From: pr@devmail.UUCP
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Updates to Stern FAQ
Date: 1 Sep 92 11:37:40 GMT

Is the FAQ automatically posted on the first of the month?
For some things in it need updating:

4. Add WNCX-98.5 Cleveland as of yesterday. And, Dallas is now
        rumored next, rumor to the point that Howard said "next week"
        for Dallas (still KEGL-97.1 Fort Worth the most likely target).
        Chicago, Atlanta, and Boston are the hot rumors after that.

6a Gary is now married (and yesterday it was suggested he look for
        other work if he wants to).

Paul Richards (still listening to yesterday's Cleveland debut tapes).
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Thursday, 27 Aug 1992 10:21:50 CDT
From: <U51115@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Chicago blues

    It's been two weeks so far here and Howard hasn't had a new episode yet.
Does anybody know if the Stern show has been cancelled or are they on vacation?
    A couple of weeks ago on the tonight show, Jay Leno had Howard as his guest
 and somewhere during the middle of the interview, Howard said that he was
going to be in a movie called The_Adventures_of_Fartman. Can anybody confirm
this or was he just joking. He also said that he's gonna leave his t.v. show
and make the maovie which should be done within three years. Any reply would be
 greatly appreciated.
From: wnbc@wam.umd.edu (Joseph Samuel Kaufman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Best of Howie!  and misc.stuff
Keywords: videotape
Date: 3 Sep 92 20:41:52 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park

In article <Bu09F8.59q@acsu.buffalo.edu> v079m8ta@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Jon J Klaybor) writes:
>
>	First, I would like to thank all that have responded to my Best of 
>Howard Stern videotape.  The response has been enormous!!  I will do my best
>to keep up with the influx of requests...
>	Second, just a thought or two.  It seems unfortunate that (this is from
>what *I* gather) he will not be asked to do another season.  Even though he has
>said many times that he "hated" doing the TV show, there is no doubt it was, 
>from the start, an instant cult classic.  He cannot deny this.  I would hope he
>would see this and somehow work something out with WWOR.
> 	
>Jonny B.
 ^^^^^^^

First of all, I would like to say that I think it's great that you're taking
the time out to do this stuff.

My main quam is in your signiature, though.  You are not a fan of that idiot 
Jonathan Brandmeier are you?  If you're not, where the fuck did the "B" come
from?

Also, is it me, or are you guys (and gals - all two of you) also annoyed at 
that same stupid posting about most frequently asked questions by Nick 
Simiprick.  Hey, wasn't it Simidick who was ranting and raving about 'persons' 
using up 'too' much bandwidth with their 'unnecessary' postings.

Hey, and people, stop bitching about how terrible it is that Howard lost his
TV show.  First of all, he wanted out.  Second, you know he'll be back.  And
third, all he set out to do was to show that a radio personality could also
generate high ratings on television.  We all know he did that and more.

Oprah sucks; Donahue sucks; Maury Povich sucks; Arsenio sucks ass;  
Leno sucks; Woopi sucks; and although I haven't heard him, Springer sucks too.

-- 
*****************************************************************************
 In-Real-life: Joe Kaufman, University of Maryland College Park, MD, U.S.A.
------- "Howard Stern is number one, Magic Johnson will soon be done." ------
	wnbc@eng.umd.edu 	 phone: 1 301 699-9455        :----)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: cblaise@moose.uvm.edu.UUCP (Chris Blaise)
Subject: Re: Chicago blues
Originator: cblaise@moose.uvm.edu
Organization: University of Vermont -- Division of EMBA Computer Facility
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 13:17:50 GMT

From article <1992Aug27.214110.29450@cbnewse.cb.att.com>, by ronaldd@cbnewse.cb.att.com (ronald.h.davis):
> speaking of the tv show, i'm not willing to believe that the show is
> really dead.  it seems that stern has had this theme going as, imho,
> a gag for some time.  remember his "april fool's" show in which someone
> came on at the start of the show (who said he was the general manager
> for wwor) and announced that because of "differences" between the station
> and howard stern, the show was to be cancelled and replaced with the "russ
> salzberg show."  hey, it was a gag!  wake up people!  you can't believe
> everything stern says (at least not literally)!  i still find it hard to
> believe that wwor would just axe the show.  while i don't know how stern's
> show ranked against other wwor programs, i sure can't think of any show
> that they carry that would pull a comperable audience.  my suspicion was
> further fueled by a rather odd reference to an animated version of the
> howard stern show that is to premier this fall (this was prior to the

	Y'know, I've been keeping this in the back of my mind since the 
announcement as well.  Unless WWOR is truly run by total morons, I find
it hard to believe that they wouldn't work with Howard to bring a show
back that had the distiction of "beating out SNL".  Hell, that alone should
make some other TV company vie for the contract if WWOR is serious!
 
 TTYL
 Chris
From: jxxl@huxley.cs.nps.navy.mil (John Locke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Howard vs. Larry King
Date: 4 Sep 92 17:56:36 GMT
Reply-To: jxxl@cs.nps.navy.mil (John Locke)
Distribution: usa
Organization: Naval Postgraduate School, Monterey CA

It happened again last night when Marilyn Quayle :-( was a guest. However,
the caller was none too elegant: "I survived the Wilkes-Barre flood in
1972 and what do you think of Howard Stern?"

I wondered whether two of these Sternos had ever happened in one show and,
sure enough, one got in during the next guest. Also, not funny.

Larry decided to fight back after the first one. At the end of the segment
he said that the man from Wilkes-Barre was being treated for his mental
problems and should work on getting a life. Larry seemed a little clueless.

Anyway, here are some other Sternos from the last few months:

The subject was AIDS. The caller says, "I tend to agree with Dr. X and
I'd like to ask him what he thinks of the theory of Dr. Howard Stern."

The guest is Don King. The caller, from Tel Aviv, Israel asks, "Do you think
that if Mike Tyson gets out of prison he will get a rematch with Howard
Stern?"

The guest is an underworld informant. The caller wants to know about the
disappearance of Howard Stern.

A police entrapment specialist is the guest. The caller wants to know
whether a particular civil rights case would be be handled by Alan
Dershowitz or Howard Stern. Before passing on the question, Larry notes
that Howard Stern is a "New York jeweler" and wouldn't have anything to do
with civil rights.

John
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: njs@scifi.uucp (Nicholas J. Simicich)
Subject: Re: Hotline Number - WXRK
Organization: Nick Simicich, Peekskill, NY
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 20:24:31 GMT

In article <Aug.20.03.56.56.1992.14192@remus.rutgers.edu> kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz) writes:

>Let me get this right.  The originator of this group and writer of the
>FAQ will delete binaries of sounds because the FAQ does not
>specifically mention them, but won't delete this bozo's posts?  Makes
>sense.

No, because the discussion which preceeded the formation of this group
did not mention binaries, and because the group is not in the binaries
hierarchy.  

Yes, I briefly considered deleting the post, but, unfortunately, it
didn't contain a bit of binary data. :-)

It is totally inappropriate and off subject, and I really wish he
would crawl back into his hole and either form his own fan group, in
which he could talk to himself, or simply stick his head into his oven
and suck the gaspipe.

>	Here are some other newsgroups maybe you could use as your
>home:
>
>alt.stupidity
>alt.tv
>alt.tv.simpsons
>alt.food.mcdonalds

Or, for that matter, rec.arts.tv.

>Just go away.

Here we are in agreement.  He should go away.


-- 
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SSI #AOWI 3958, HSA 318, NAUI #14065
Join the movement ---  turn 'to bush' into a verb.
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From: schrey@oak.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Timothy M. Schreyer)
Subject: Re: Best of Howie!  and misc.stuff
Keywords: videotape
Reply-To: schrey@prc.unisys.com
Organization: Paramax Systems
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 14:26:46 GMT

In article <Bu0wJn.K29@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v079m8ta@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (NAME) writes:
|> In article <1992Sep3.204152.5306@wam.umd.edu>, wnbc@wam.umd.edu (Joseph Samuel Kaufman) writes...
|> >>Jonny B.
|> > 
|> >My main quam is in your signiature, though.  You are not a fan of that idiot 
|> >Jonathan Brandmeier are you?  If you're not, where the fuck did the "B" come
|> >from?
|> > 
|> 
|> 	Easy, now, big boy...
|> 	Keeping in the tone of the letter, who the FUCK is J. Brandmeier?
|> 	Nope, never heard of him...besides, haven't you ever heard the song
|> 	"Jonny B" by the Hooters??  Thaz where it's from...

  "Johnny B." is about a friend who is addicted to drugs who is on the
  road to death unless someone stops him.  This seems kind of a weird
  nickname to have and be proud of!

        TIM
  P.S. Why can't the Hooters make another _Amore_?!
-- 
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 Center for Advanced Information Technology  (215) 648-2475 
 Paramax Systems Corporation                 FAX: (215) 648-2288
 PO Box 517, Paoli, PA 19301
From: nirvana@terapin.com (Dan Tung)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Chicago blues
Date: 29 Aug 92 18:31:16 PST
Organization: BBS

yeh on one of his shows..like a couple a weeks ago he said that also I think
its true but I don't think it'll be any good if it does ever come out!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: frazier@elf.etsu.edu (Jeff Frazier)
Subject: Re: Updates to Stern FAQ
Reply-To: frazier@elf.etsu.edu (Jeff Frazier)
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, TX
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 19:47:16 GMT

If it comes on in Dallas, what time will it be on?


Thanx,

Jeff Frazier (frazier@elf.etsu.edu)
From: v079m8ta@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (NAME)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Best of Howie!  and misc.stuff
Keywords: videotape
Date: 3 Sep 92 22:16:00 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Sep3.204152.5306@wam.umd.edu>, wnbc@wam.umd.edu (Joseph Samuel Kaufman) writes...
>>Jonny B.
> ^^^^^^^
> 
>First of all, I would like to say that I think it's great that you're taking
>the time out to do this stuff.
> 
>My main quam is in your signiature, though.  You are not a fan of that idiot 
>Jonathan Brandmeier are you?  If you're not, where the fuck did the "B" come
>from?
> 

	Easy, now, big boy...
	Keeping in the tone of the letter, who the FUCK is J. Brandmeier?
	Nope, never heard of him...besides, haven't you ever heard the song
	"Jonny B" by the Hooters??  Thaz where it's from...

>*****************************************************************************
> In-Real-life: Joe Kaufman, University of Maryland College Park, MD, U.S.A.
>------- "Howard Stern is number one, Magic Johnson will soon be done." ------
>	wnbc@eng.umd.edu 	 phone: 1 301 699-9455        :----)
	
Jonny B.  (and proud of it!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: 5rtrtrt@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (richard.e.stealey)
Subject: Re: Chicago blues
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 18:22:52 GMT

>     It's been two weeks so far here and Howard hasn't had a new episode yet.
> Does anybody know if the Stern show has been cancelled or are they 
> on vacation?
> going to be in a movie called The_Adventures_of_Fartman. Can anybody confirm
> this or was he just joking. He also said that he's gonna leave his t.v. show
> and make the movie which should be done within three years. 

Howard and WWOR could not come to terms for renewal of the tv show so
it was dropped.  Howard says he cancelled it.  WWOR says they did.  Who
are you going to believe?  Howard is going to concentrate on the movie, 
but I think he plans to have it done in a year.

Since you are in Chicago, I understand that there is an excellent substitute
for the Howard Stern show called  

           ****  This Week in Joe's Basement   ****

(groan)    Why did I say that????


Rick
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