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From: jvaleu@boi.hp.com (John Valeu)
Subject: Re: ANSWERING MACHINE MSGS REQUEST
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 18:54:39 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard / Boise, Idaho

This maybe funny (or maybe not, depending on whether or not you've 
ever been in this situation...).

I was in the process of going through a real nasty divorce and was
getting a lot of phone calls from my ex's three attorneys and the
private eye that followed me around for 3-4 months.

Finally, I had a wild idea (after a night of lotsa heavy drinking
and inhalation of illegal substances). I recorded a busy signal on
my answering machine (the outgoing message was 90 seconds...so I
called myself and recorded 90 seconds of the busy signal).  

I then set the machine to pick up on the first ring.  I only told 
those who I wanted to talk to about my little setup.  

At work I had the site receptionist take messages, so I was covered
there.  This worked for about 3-4 weeks and then my attorney told 
me that he had been taking a lot of messages for me because of my
little stunt (but he thought it was great!).  Shortly thereafter 
the phone company called (my wonderful ex called to see if my phone
was off the hook, the phone company said that the connection was 
fine, they called and got a busy signal then sent a repairman over 
to find out what the heck was going on....

To make a long story short, I was finally handed a court order (by
two San Diego County Sheriff's Deputies) to make my telephone work
again and I had to reset everything back to normal.  The legal and
financial harassment started up again but it finally all ended....

I had about a month of peace and quiet, it was worth it (not to 
mention the pleasure I got out of watching all of these people try
to figure out what the hell was going on...).


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: eclipse@netcom.com (Brian McCullough)
Subject: Re: Sesquipedalian Sayings, et cetera
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 21:11:33 GMT

nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:

{text removed, synopsis being a proposal to collect a list of obfuscated
versions of familiar sayings}

: 
: An overabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of gastronomic
: concoctions will impair the quality of a certain potable solution made
: by immersing a gallinaceous bird in ebullient Adam's ale.
:

A man named Montagu C. Butler, in writing a textbook for Esperanto classes
("Step by Step in Esperanto"), concocted quite a few of these to liven up
his lessons; being one of those Esperantists who became interested in the 
language because they are language addicts to begin with, Butler was really
good at making such sayings up.  Also, his versions usually rhymed.

Some of these which stick in memory are:

     The earliest winged songster soonest sees,
     And quickest captivates, th' annelides.

     Who counts the yet unfractured shells of bipeds gallinaceous
     Is apt to find his calcuations woefully fallacious!

     Bear not to glutted cellars on the Tyne
     The carbonaceous products of the mine.
          (British readers of this group may need to clue the Americans
           on this one.)

     Teach not thy parent's mother to extract
       The embryo juices of an egg by suction;
     That good old woman can the feat enact
       Quite irrespective of your kind instruction!

And he provided a variation on the first of these examples, which is not exactly

a sesquipedalian version but rather a charming inversion, which I like so well
I was using it in my .sig a while back:

     The early worm goes forth with zeal
       To give the hungry birds a meal.
     His brother has no such intention,
       And lives to draw his old-age pension.

 
-- 
---------------------------------
Brian C. McCullough   eclipse@netcom.netcom.com  Opinions of self only

"The early worm goes forth with zeal to give the hungry birds a meal.
His brother has no such intention, and lives to draw his old-age pension."
         -Montagu C. Butler
From: gt2841c@prism.gatech.EDU (gt2841c)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: How do you know your a Red Neck
Date: 24 Jan 93 19:53:05 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

In article <1993Jan22.180216.83710@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> ptb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (PETER TALAN BERGEN) writes:
>Does anyone out there have the list posted a couple months ago listing reasons
>to know your a Red Neck.  If you do, please post it.
>
>Thanks in advance.
>
>Peter Bergen

Whoever has the list, add this entry: If you consistently write "your"
when it should be  "you're", "their" or "there" instead of "they're", etc...,
you just might be...

Coming soon: The "How to know if you're anal" list.


-Koushik 
From: babyak@hpcc01.corp.hp.com (Cindy Babyak)
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 19:44:51 GMT
Subject: Re: Earthquake Songs
Organization: the HP Corporate notes server
Newsgroups: rec.humor


How about "Everything's broken" by Bob Dylan.  The radio stations here
played it ALOT in 1989 after the Loma Prieta....
From: pts2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (PAUL THOMAS STROBL)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Re: Strange names
Date: 24 Jan 93 03:58:56 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan20.110428.19311@dcs.warwick.ac.uk>, fret@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (J
im Viner) writes:
>In article <1993Jan15.225515.22635@Virginia.EDU> jar3e@Virginia.EDU ("Joel A. R
osen") writes:
>>There is a researcher from mainland China working on
>>refrigerant solutions whose name is Peng Wen.
>
>Theres a guy in my year (or was) called Kit Chen.
>
Back in Houston, Texas I had a friend named Michael Hunt.
(He preferred to be called 'Mike')

--Tex
-- 

 ////\\\\  \\\\\\  \\    //   \/
    /\     /         \  /     \/
    /\     ///        /\      \/
    /\     /         /  \     \/
    /\     //////  //    \\   \/
From: tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: James Belushi Films
Date: 28 Jan 93 06:02:05 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <C1J3qo.Lx9@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, am49469@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander M
esin ) writes:
>I am trying to get a list of movies that Jim Bolushi has played in.  So far,
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^
He prefers James, and I think it's Belushi.

>I only have five:
>
>About Last Night
>Red Heat
>Taking Care of Business
>Real Men
>K-9

Mr. Destiny
Trading Places
Curly Sue
There was another one he was in, but the name escapes me.  He played a
retarded man.  Whoopi Goldberg was also in it.

>
>I am sure there are more, but I can't think of them.  I home some of you
>can help.  Thanks a lot
>.
>
-- 

Tom Schmidlin
TES0@LEHIGH.EDU
215-758-0872
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Subject: Re: DOGS
Summary: Is this the joke? or is it the _poster_ who's the joke?
Keywords: Ponder THIS question.....
Organization: Gallaudet University English Department
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 23:58:48 GMT

In article <25JAN199317271579@zeus.tamu.edu>, shekhar@zeus.tamu.edu (SHARAT SHEKHAR) writes:
> 	Here is the question that has baffled and continues to baffle
> 	the wisest philosophers for over 10 centuries :
> 
> 			     DO DOGS EAT CARROTS ?


	Yes, however they kindly pass on the onions.

-- 
_______

		Scott A. Rust | "A stupid person can do anything
	 Gallaudet University |           except think."
  sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu |                  - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

		   "Why? Why because I laugh."
                                    - Sherwood Anderson -
From: jpurcell@vax1.umkc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Driving rules not in the DMV manual
Date: 27 Jan 93 18:47:57 GMT
Organization: University of Missouri - Kansas City
NNTP-Posting-Host: vax1.umkc.edu

In article <1993Jan23.024316.22682@pony.Ingres.COM>, garrett@Ingres.COM
> (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM) writes:
> 
> 	Anybody else have any driving rules that won't appear in 
> the DMV driving manual?
> 
> -Garrett


Rule #3 
     The car with all the antennas is really a spaceship disquised as a
Highway Patrolman.
From: babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: waxwork clinton
Date: 24 Jan 93 15:13:28 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

In article <1993Jan23.192107.28447@escom.com> al@escom.COM (Al Donaldson) writes:
>>  Check out this week's TIME magazine -- it's the same look.  He is
Also notice that the "M" of TIME on the cover is mostly covered by
Clinton's face in such a way to make the two top points of the M
look like Devil's horns.

Coincidence ? Any birthmarks on his head ?

>Don't forget the Wrap-The-Forefinger-Around-The-Thumb-and-Point-With-
>The-Knuckle gesture that looks so **Presidential** and won at least
>one of the debates.

Ah yes, the old "pushing the MAC card in the cash machine move"

>And have you noticed how TV commercials and magazine covers are
>rolling out Models-That-Look-Like-Hillary?

Bill and Hillary Doll ?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: carr@fog.cs.odu.edu (Eric Carr)
Subject: Re: Earthquake Songs
Keywords: music, earthquake
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, Va
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 15:23:37 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.144908.13361@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> jbuckner@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (James A. Buckner) writes:
>In article <1993Jan20.043752.26835@leland.Stanford.EDU> calliope@leland.Stanford.EDU (Joanna Salgado) writes:
>>
>>Okay, everyone.  What I need is a list of earthquake songs to play
>>when disaster strikes.
>>
>>Examples: "All Shook Up"  Elvis (is alive)
                                   ^^^^^^^^
(NOT!!!!)

>>          "I Feel the Earth Move"   Carole King
>>
>How about "Pressure" Billy Joel  
>
... And of course, "You shook me all night long"  (dunno... I'm clueless!)


-- 

					Eric Carr
				-- The Cyber Linguist --
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
From: KJDRYSDA@bcsc02.gov.bc.ca
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 08:37:09 PST
Organization: BC Systems Corporation

In <1993Jan26.165300.18344@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov> maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fish
ach) writes:
>In the Boston area I have come across FLASHING green lights.
>I asked a policeman what it meant (I know what flashing yellow
>and red lights mean).  He had no idea.  Does anyone else out there
>know for real what they mean?
 
In BC, the flashing green light indicates a pedestrian controlled traffic
light. There is a button at the side to cause the light to cycle through
accelerate and red then back to flashing green.
 
When I moved here, the hardest thing to get used to was making a left turn
from a two-way street onto a one-way street on a red light. How does one keep
track of 'local' traffic laws....
 
Regards,
Ken Drysdale               (604) 389-3178
VM Group - W139 1PL        KJDRYSDA@bcsc02.gov.bc.ca
From: gavin@info.nara-k.ac.jp (Gavin R. Brock)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Subliminal Advertising
Date: 22 Jan 93 01:19:29 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Info. Eng., Nara Nat'l Col. of Tech., Yamato-kohriyama, Nara, JAPAN

In article <C1293K.4BK@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, rmv@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Robin Vickery) writes:
 > In article <C11ttz.Juu@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, gk@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Gavin Kerr) writes:
 > > In article <C0x5y4.B3o@coral.cs.unm.edu> sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:
 > > >In article <1993Jan14.212542.3959@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso@pioneer.arc.nasa.gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
 > > >>
 > > >>Your message
 > > >>on submlinals
 > > >>underscores an
 > > >>important point
 > > >>deserving praise
 > > >>instead of flames
 > > >>others might fling
 > > >>to you so viciously
 > > >>
 > > >>Mel
 > > >>
 > > >I wonder how many people
 > > >got your message?
 > > >Everyone I taked to 
 > > >thought it was an
 > > >interesting message,
 > > >though they didn't understand it fully.
 > > >
 > > Same here,I spoke to 
 > > over 30 people who 
 > > didnt get it.
 > > I of course
 > > did try to explain it
 > > in words of one syllable.
 > > 
 > didn't ask me though
 > i got it (eventually)
 > though I have to admit
 > that it did take a while.
 > only joking :-)
 >  

Mind you if you live in the far
east, for example in Japan,
then it is easy to get because
over here, it is the
obvious way to read |-)




**********************************
* Gavin * gavin@info.nara-k.ac.jp*
**********************************
* I'm not lost,                  *
*                just exploring! *
*                                *
* GAIJIN II                      *
**********************************
	
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Interim Canonical List of Old * Never Die, they just ...
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 03:43:53 GMT

OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away.
OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they just have slower rise times.
-- 
Save an Alaskan - eat a mosquito.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: alrobins@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Amanda Robinson)
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Organization: National Association for the Disorganized
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 19:02:43 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.082410.28167@cunews.carleton.ca> fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton) writes:

>	Montreal has to be the only city I know of in the world that puts signs
>on most traffic signal standards instructing drivers: "Attendez le feu vert."
>ie, 'wait for the green light.' Only in Montreal!
>trev
Nope.  Not only in Montreal.  There are a couple signs around my house (the 
first one I noticed is at Pontiac Trail and Orchard Lake Road in West 
Bloomfield, Michigan for the two people world-wide who care) that say "Proceed
on green signal only". 

Amanda Robinson            ** GASTON: "Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking"
"Compass points can be     ** LEFOU: "A dangerous pastime"
used to specify direction" ** GASTON: "I know"  
  --from Physics 101  	   **	--from Disney's Beauty & the Beast
From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: RE: White Castles
Date: 21 Jan 93 14:30:12 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

I was connected to the vax by modem when I tried to do a followup on this
thread last Monday and the noise pretty well chewed it to pieces. So let
me try again. In the Southern states Krystal hamburgers are identical to
White Castles and, according to someone else, White Towers. Krystal tried
to do for(to) the hot dog the same thing they were doing for(to) the
hamburger - downsize it. The trick is that the price, although also
downsized, was not in the same proportion. The public rejected it and it
soon went away. I don't remember what they called it.

OBJ: What is the brown stuff behind the Marine Headquarters computer.
     The Corps dump.

That isn't much, but it is original.
-- 

oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo     Binary 4s all around.  And a "bit-bird" to you too!     oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis (nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu)    oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: amiller4@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander D Miller)
Subject: Ode to Procrastination
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 04:12:51 GMT

Almost finished.
From: 00jlrushton@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Dirty jokes DS69 etc... READ! RESPOND!
Date: 25 Jan 93 00:13:15 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's


REALLY BAD JOKES!

How do you get a witch pregnant?
You Fuck her!

Whats pink, smells like fish, and is fun to play with?
A cunt.
                  
Why are women stupid?
Because men give good sex!

Deep Space 90210
Deep Space 69
Deep Throat 90210
Deep Spot 9

take your picks!

Knock knock
you is there
madam
madam who?
MY DAM DICK IS STUCK IN THE DOOR OPEN UP!

Bill Clinton showed up at the balls without meeting Dick clark so the paper said
"Bill Clinton shows up at balls with no Dick!"
made me laugh! :)

How do you know a blond likes you?
Easy she fucks more than once!

See ya
signed,
Stimpi Cat leader of Deep SPOT Nine!
From: Sean.P.Donahue@dartmouth.edu (Sean P. Donahue)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sesquipedalian Sayings, et cetera
Date: 24 Jan 93 20:06:04 GMT
 <1993Jan23.211133.23843@netcom.com>
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
X-Posted-From: InterNews1.0a5@newshost.dartmouth.edu

We musn't forget the one King Friday sings on "Mister Rogers'
Neighborhood":

Propel, propel, propel your craft
Gently through liquid solution,
Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically:
Existence is but an illusion.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brownea@cc.uvcc.edu
Subject: Murphy addition
Organization: Utah Valley Community College
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:28:23 GMT

Schroedinger's corolary to Murphy's law:
	The cat is missing.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fret@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Jim Viner)
Subject: Re: Cascading
Organization: Department of Computer Science, Warwick University, England
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 09:48:27 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.105324.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu> sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust) writes:
>In article <29877@ursa.bear.com>, young@gummi.bear.com (Eric Youngblood) writes:
>> Marc Siegel (smarc@mas.uucp) wrote:
>> : splummer@abacus.bates.edu (Sarah Plummer) writes:
>> : > Can I request all cascades that end up being started from test files or
>> : > other things, be sent to alt.cascade?  I don't think they belong on
>> : > rec.humor, because I don't find them funny.  I'm sure I am not the only
>> : > one.  Please don't do it anymore.  Thank you.
>> : Squeeze bone through it, Denny Moore. Skank you.
>> Jeez, phone Kuwait, maybe war. Spank you.
>Please, hook the bait, cold and poor, Wank you.
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Driving rules not in the DMV manual
Date: 23 Jan 93 02:43:16 GMT
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1


	Just a few driving rules if you are in San Francisco and 
probably many other places.

Rule #1
Q: If four cars come to an intersection at exactly the same time, which
    car gets the right-of-way?

A: The car with the most dents.


Rule #2
If you aern't prepared to shed blood for that parking spot, then don't try
 parking there.



	Anybody else have any driving rules that won't appear in 
the DMV driving manual?

-Garrett
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: emstewar@unix.amherst.edu (EMILY MAUREEN STEWART)
Subject: Re: Stupid Names
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 00:15:32 GMT

There was a girl in my high school class named Pam Schramm.  Bad enough
that her parents named her that; worse that her mother's name was Pam, too,
and she already had to live with it!

And then there were a pair of twins named Elvin Blair Lutz and Leon Randolph
Lutz.  Not very punny, I know, but certainly unfortunate.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mohr@rtsg.mot.com (Wilson Mohr)
Subject: What's in your cat food?
Organization: Motorola Inc., Cellular Infrastructure Group
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 19:18:29 GMT

To quote Dave Barry " I SWEAR I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP!!"

One of the networks is running or going to run real soon a 

" Good Bye to Mr. ED " special of some sort. The sponsor is :

Ralston-Purina Cat Food!!!!!!

I lost it on that one . . . .
-- 
Wilson Mohr         "Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
mohr@rtsg.mot.com    time, he will pick himself up and continue on" - W. Churchill
From: tracer@majestix.cs.uoregon.edu (Roger M. Wilcox)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Interim Canonical List of DO IT lines (AKA Everybody Does It)
Date: 22 Jan 93 04:39:40 GMT
Organization: University of Oregon Computer and Information Sciences Dept.



STAND-UP COMICS do it standaing up.

		-- Johnny Carson


-- 
Roger M. Wilcox  Computer Software and Consulting
PCs ... Windows ... OS/2 ... *NIX ... X Window System ...
.. even your aging IBM mainframe!
tracer@majestix.cs.uoregon.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: stuarta@syd.dms.CSIRO.AU (Stuart Andrews)
Subject: Re: Cascading
Organization: CSIRO Division of Mathematics and Statistics, Australia
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 04:52:33 GMT

In article <1993Jan19.201912.14782@orlith.bates.edu> splummer@abacus.bates.edu (Sarah Plummer) writes:
>Can I request all cascades that end up being started from test files or
Is that sound an air-raid... or has someone just farted...
-- 
 "En effet, l'histoire n'est que le tableau des crimes et des malheurs"
                                                  (Voltaire, 1767)
################################################################################
Stuart Andrews (stuarta@syd.dms.csiro.au)
Opinions posted here are mine and do not necessarily comply with those of CSIRO
From: dodd@OES.ORST.EDU (Stirling S. Dodd)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: practical jokes
Date: 21 Jan 1993 13:14:28 GMT
Organization: Who's Organized?
NNTP-Posting-Host: oes.orst.edu

In article <1993Jan21.043629.46261@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> rsj0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ROBERT STEPHEN JOHNSON) writes:
>In article <1993Jan20.132457.1379@altair.selu.edu>, susv2040@altair.selu.edu wri
>tes:
>>In article <crk5-190193094918@mac25.falk.med.pitt.edu>, crk5@vms.cis.pitt.edu (
>Chris Kunselman) writes:
>>> I'm looking for a new and original practical joke to play on a roommate.
>>> It has to be a really serious one.  Something along the lines of locking
>>> him
>>> in his room for a whole day, or something like that.  Does anybody have
>>> any good ideas?
>>>
>>> Thanks,
>>> Please reply through E-mail.
>>>
>>> ==============================================
>>> Chris Kunselman                                   University of Pittsburgh
>>> Systems Analyst                                     200 Scaife Hall
>>> crk5@vms.cis.pitt.edu                            Falk Library, MMC
>>> (412)648-7335                                        Pittsburgh, PA 15261
>>> ===============================================
>>
>>How about setting his clock, watch, alarm clock, etc., an hour or two ahead
>>of schedule.  Worked great on a friend's roommate.  He was looking very
>>puzzled when he walked into his "10:00" class and not recognizing the
>>professor or any of the students in his class.
>>
>>Linda
>>

I don't know if this will be helpful, but it is too evil not to repeat:

Over christmas my Stepdad told me of the favored prank in his neighborhood.
The kids would scoop some dog poop into a paper bag. They would the sneak it
onto a porch at night and light it on fire. When the resident came to answer the
doorbell he found a flaming bag on his porch, so naturally he stomped and 
kicked at it, thereby covering himself and his porch in goo.

He of course claimed only to have done this one people with cement porches.

Wouldn't want to start a fire.


-- 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
S Dod^2  |   "Do what you do but know why you're doing it"---GBH
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>