HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dahls@fhydra.dnet.unit.no (Joern Yngve Dahl-Stamnes)
Subject: vitser og tegnsett!
Reply-To: dahls@fhydra.dnet.unit.no (Joern Yngve Dahl-Stamnes)
Organization: University of Trondheim, NORWAY
Date: Mon, 09 Nov 92 10:17:18 EST

Endelig har det vaert en del gode vitser paa denne listen.
Men jeg har en liten boenn til de som sitter og skriver disse:

Husk at ikke alle har de norske tegnene paa samme plass i ASCII-
alfabetet som jdu har. Mange av vitsene blir heller mendingsloese
naar man leser px, pe, p i steden for paa osv.

Bruk derfor 'ae', 'oe' og 'aa' i artiklene, saa kansje andre ogsaa
faar glede av hva du skriver....

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* I went back to my mother,           * Joern Yngve Dahl-Stamnes             *
* I said, "I'm crazy ma, help me!"    * University of Trondheim              *
* She said, "I know how it feels son, * The Norwegian Institute of Tech.     *
* 'cause it runs in the family."      * Division of Physical Electronics     *
*       - The Who, Quadrophenia       * e-mail: dahl-stamnes@delab.sintef.no *
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Newsgroups: no.vitser
From: s334@brems.ii.uib.no (Rossy)
Subject: klassiker
Organization: University of Bergen, Norway
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 12:36:26 GMT

Mamma? Hvorfor faar jeg saa mange gaver til bursdagen min???
- Det er fordi du har KREFT, gutten min!

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Newsgroups: no.vitser
From: ketilg@ifi.uio.no (Ketil Grytten)
Subject: Re: Ti stille med deg... 
Organization: Dept. of Informatics, University of Oslo, Norway
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 18:24:08 GMT
Originator: ketilg@bivlinde.ifi.uio.no


In article <1992Nov7.150127.5620@ugle.unit.no>, mortenny@idt.unit.no (Morten Andersen Nyg}rd) writes:
> Hei, er det noen der ute som har flere slike vitser:
> 
> - Mor, alle sier jeg har saa store foetter....
> - Ti stille med deg, gutt. Gaa og parker skoene i garasjen!
> 
> - Far, hvorfor loeper mamma i sikksakk?
> - Ti stille med deg, gutt, gi meg flere patroner...
> 
> og litt mer 'tvilsom':
> 
> - Far, hva er incest for noe?
> - Ti stille med deg, jente, og spre beina litt mer...
> 
> 
> Er det noen som har flere eksempler?
> 
> 
> Morten.
> 
  Yes her kommer fler.

  - Papa ,Papa ,jeg vil ikke til amerika.
  - Hold kjeft gutt og svoem videre.

  - Mama ,Mama, jeg vil ikke ha stek til middag.
  - Hold kjeft og krab videre inn i ovnen.

  - Mama , Mama , gutten mobber meg forde jeg har saa store tenner.
  - Neida ,men legg hode litt mere bakover du lager riper i gulvet.

--------- Ketil Grytten (KLAPP,KLAPP. (AA INGEN AARSAAK!(BUKK,BUKK))---------
Newsgroups: no.news.diverse
From: anders@ifi.uio.no (Anders Ellefsrud)
Subject: Re: Distribusjon av no.*
Organization: Dept. of Informatics, University of Oslo, Norway
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 21:40:04 GMT
Originator: anders@hake.ifi.uio.no

In article <1992Nov8.131524.9448@alf.uib.no>, buboo@alf.uib.no (Ove Ruben R Olsen) writes:

> Hvordan har det seg at en hel haug mennesker fra den store verden
> har begynt } X-poste til enkelte no.-grupper ?
> Har vi blitt s} godt kjent i utlandet alts} ?

Etter at uunet fikk no gruppene er nok no.* ganske godt
spredd rundt i den ganske verden. Jeg ser det positive i det
i at folk rundt omkring kan plukke opp grupper fra
"gamlelandet" uten } m}tte involvere st|tte fra noen av oss
innf|dte. 

Noen uformelle tester jeg gjorde like etter at feeden til
uunet var i gang viste at no.* n}dde omkring 20 st|rre
institusjoner i USA og Canada i l|pet av en time. Deretter
slengte jeg et par cancel etter sendsys'en min, siden jeg
ikke er _s}_ modig.

Moralen er alts} at dersom noen av dere ute i news-land f}r
foresp|rsler om } sette opp en newsfeed eller arrangere
muligheter for } lese no.* p} andre m}ter fra den store
verden kan man oftest komme i land ved } be vedkommende
henvende seg til sin n{rmeste store news-nabo og be om at
kranene }pnes derfra.

-anders
Newsgroups: no.news.diverse
From: buboo@alf.uib.no (Ove Ruben R Olsen)
Subject: Distribusjon av no.*
Organization: University of Bergen, Norway
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 13:15:24 GMT

Hvordan har det seg at en hel haug mennesker fra den store verden
har begynt } X-poste til enkelte no.-grupper ?

Har vi blitt s} godt kjent i utlandet alts} ?

\Ruben.

-- 
        Ove Ruben R Olsen a Gnarfer and VI user. EMAIL: ruben@uib.no. 
     Maintaining the EX/VI-archive and a couple of the Comp.Editors FAQs.
    People that are ignorant tend to live a frustrated life, at least when 
     it comes to editing - But I do belive this is a general rule in life
Newsgroups: no.ef
From: kristian@Siri.Unit.NO (Kristian Martinsen)
Subject: Boender, fiskere, distriktspolitikk og EF
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 10:47:32 GMT

Jeg skjoenner ikke helt Nei-sidens resept:
Flere boender og fiskere, for oeket bosetning i distriktene.

Hadde det ikke vaert bedre aa foredle fisken selv, isteden for aa sende 
raavarerene til Danmark? Hadde det ikke vaer bedre for Norge aa satse paa eksport av 
foredlede fisk- og landbruksprodukter, I steden for aa kunstig holde antallet boender og 
fiskere oppe? Hva med forgubbingen av distriktene naar de eneste arbeidsplassene er 
i primaernaeringen? 

Jeg tror at det er distriktene som har mest aa tjene paa et medlemmskap. 
Det er jo tidligere i denne gruppen paapekt at det er i distriktene det meste av 
verdiskapningen skjer.  

Kristian.

Newsgroups: no.ef
From: kristian@Siri.Unit.NO (Kristian Martinsen)
Subject: Re: Men no.ef var ikke d|d! (Re: Demokrati) 
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 10:12:43 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.085543.8419@ugle.unit.no>, jafitv@termo.unit.no (Jan Arne Fagertun) writes:
 > |> 
 > |> 
 > |> Unnskyld tittelen, jeg m}tte bare kommentere at det ikke har v{rt
 > |> skrevet noe her p} snart en m}ned.
 > |> Med de mulighetene no.ef har for } skape en god EF-debatt, syns
 > |> jeg det er synd om den gikk til grunne.
 > |> St} p}!
 > 
 > 
 > Jeg har proevd aa komme med et inspill i ny og ne, men de har som regel
 > gaatt upaaaktet hen. Kanskje EF-tilhengerne har gitt opp ? (-:
 > 
 > 

Vel.. Noen av innspillene fra NEI-siden i det siste har vaert av en 
slik art at det er bedre aa forbigaa dem i stillhet enn aa hisse seg opp. (IMHO)


 >  [ ... Dystre utsikter for miljoet ved fri markedsoekonomi, slettet ]

Jeg er enig i at en fri markedsoekonomi er svaert skadelig for miljoet. 
Derfor trenger vi overnasjonalitet og like spilleregler for alle aktoerer.
Jeg mener altsaa at vi forsatt skal ha markedsoekonomi, men med strenge
rammevilkaar som sikrer miljoet. 


Hvilke andre realistiske alternativer finnes det?

Og dessuten, har ikke vi (Norge) stoerre muligjhet til aa paavirke verdensopinionen gjennom EF?
Jeg tror ihvertall ikke mye paa "Gaa foran med godt eksempel"-linjen som enkelte har slik 
klokketro paa.

Skulle ikke denne gruppen diskutere for/mot norsk medlemmskap?, jeg klarer 
ihvertfall ikke aa se sammenhengen i de to tidligere artikklene, annent enn :

Verdenshandelen er markedsoekonomi.
Fri markedsoekonomi skader miljoet.
EF er en del av verdenshandelen.
Derfor: EF er noe dritt.
Derfor: Norge maa ikke bli medlem i EF.

Jeg kan ikke skjonne hvordan det kan redde kloden vaar?
 
 Kristian.

Newsgroups: no.ef
From: kristian@Siri.Unit.NO (Kristian Martinsen)
Subject: Alternativer til medlemmskap
Keywords: Ja eller Nei?
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 10:34:45 GMT

Naa har Stortinget godkjent EOES-avtalen, og vil sannsynligvis sende en soeknad om
medlemmskapsforhandlinger i den naermeste fremtid. Saa vil tiden vise om vi faar
et forhandlingsresultat som kan anbefales.

Hvis Norges befolkning sier Nei til medlemsskap i en folkeavstemmning, saa spoer
jeg meg hva skjer etterpaa? En kjent Nei-mann (Guttorm Hansen?) sier jo at
Nei-siden vant i -72, men har tapt hver dag siden. Vil ikke resultatet av et NEI
bare vaere at vi stort sett forsetter med dagens politikk, med forsatt tilpassning
til EF, slik at vi paa en maate blir "medlem" men har ingen mulighet til aa
vaere med paa aa bestemme de faktorene som paavirker oss? Det blir som aa bo
i Norge uten stemmerett. 

Hva er egentlig Nei-sidens alternatve politikk? Hvilken innvirkning vil det faa
paa hver enkelt Nordmanns levestandard etc. ? 

Kristian
Newsgroups: no.ef
From: jeberg@jusit.uio.no (J E Berg)
Subject: Re: Boender, fiskere, distriktspolitikk og EF
Followup-To: no.ef
Organization: UIO
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 12:37:40 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.104732.10909@ugle.unit.no>, kristian@Siri.Unit.NO
(Kristian Martinsen) wrote:
> 
> Jeg skjoenner ikke helt Nei-sidens resept:
> Flere boender og fiskere, for oeket bosetning i distriktene.
> 
noe slettet
 
> Jeg tror at det er distriktene som har mest aa tjene paa et medlemmskap. 
> Det er jo tidligere i denne gruppen paapekt at det er i distriktene det meste av 
> verdiskapningen skjer.  

Du har absolutt et poeng. Jeg tror saken er at primaernaeringene i Norge
str foran en omfattende ommlegging/nedlegging uansett hvilken vei vi
velger. 

Enten vil et EF medlemskap medfoere en omlegging, eller GATT avtalen vil
gjoere noe tilsvarende, eller helt til slutt vil AP/Hoeyre gjre det samme.
Det mildeste alternativet for boendene er pussig nok EF. Der har boendene
en sterk posisjon, jfr de franske bndene og subsidiestriden med USA i GATT
naa om dagen.

Om ti aar vil kanskje boendene gaa foran paa veien mot EF!? Men naturlig
nok (og kanskje dumt) vil de skyve en vr trussel om forandringer foran seg
saa lange som mulig.

Jan E
Newsgroups: sdnet.rideshare
Subject: Seeking ride to Bay Area or UC Davis
From: rlp@calmasd.Prime.COM (Russell La Puma)
Date: 9 Nov 92 20:14:15 GMT
Distribution: ca
Organization: Computervision, San Diego, CA

A friend of mine is seeking a ride from San Diego to the San Francisco
Bay Area (or to UC Davis) any time in November, but preferably as soon
as possible.

Please reply or call me if you can offer a ride.  Thanks.

(619) 587-3177 (work)
(619) 459-8469 (home)
-- 
Russ La Puma	rlp@calmasd.prime.com
Newsgroups: sdnet.rideshare
From: ml@world.std.com (Mark Limont)
Subject: Airline Ticket Boston to SD For Sale
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Distribution: sdnet
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 03:03:13 GMT

Return portion of TWA round trip ticket for sale.  Leave wintry Boston 
early morning December 7 be in sunny San Diego before noon!  
$150 or best offer.  
Email enquiries/offers to ml@world.std.com 
-- 
Mark Limont
ml@world.std.com

Newsgroups: sdnet.general
From: sue@snafu.seada.com (Sue Raul)
Subject: Where to buy Newspapers?
Organization: Software Engineering and Design Associates
Distribution: sdnet
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 20:51:07 GMT

Does anyone know a store that sells newspapers from
around the country, or from various cities in CA
or at least the various local papers of San Diego
County?  I'd like to find a one-stop shop for the
La Jolla Light, north county papers, and various
California papers from San Francisco, San Jose, Santa
Barbara, etc.

Thanks,

Sue
From: jmarold@slic.cts.com (Jeff Marold)
Newsgroups: sdnet.general
Subject: SD BBS REVIEW MAG
Date: Sun, 08 Nov 92 17:51:49 PST
Distribution: sdnet
Organization: Muth Valley Bell, a San Diego full duplex company / Port1

A while ago I read something about a North County mag that published 
BBS reviews on a monthly basis. Does anyone know about this - its name,
distribution sites, whether its availble online?

--
     jmarold@slic.cts.com
Newsgroups: sdnet.movies
From: rwarren@vax2.concordia.ca (Rosemary A. Warren -- Montreal, Quebec, Canada)
Subject: desperate to see this one ...
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: Poetic Justice, Jackson
Organization: Concordia University
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 14:45:00 GMT

hello out there,

does anyone know when the movie "Poetic Justice", starring Janet Jackson
and Keith Washington, is coming out?  i can't wait to see it.

please respond by direct mail -- i do not follow the movie groups as a
rule.

we now return you to regularly scheduled programming.
Rosemary Warren         rwarren@topaz.concordia.ca
Montreal's Favorite Jacksonmaniac !!!

Newsgroups: sdnet.test
From: jimh@pacdata.com (Jim Harkins)
Subject: Doomph!
Organization: Pacific Data Products
Distribution: sdnet
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 21:33:38 GMT

What a homer!

jim

-- 
So many women, so little charisma.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Jim Harkins                         [ucsd|uunet]!pacdata!jim
Pacific Data Products               jim@pacdata.com
--------------------------------------------------------------
From: miliu@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (zaphod beeblebrox)
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
Subject: Re: What's yellow and orange and ends with 'bertos'?
Date: 8 Nov 92 16:58:55 GMT
Distribution: sdnet
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <rlk.720994645@amstel> rlk@VisiCom.COM (Bob Kitzberger) writes:
>Can you add to this list?
>
>	Roberto's
>	Alberto's
>	Aliberto's
>	Juanberto's
>	...

Royberto's, on the corner (in a mini-mall) on the corner of Linda
Vista Road and Mesa College Drive.  How about posting a summary?

			Zaphod 
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
From: dmarner@nusdecs.uucp (Dan "Marmoset" Marner)
Subject: Re: What's yellow and orange and ends with 'bertos'?
Organization: National University, San Diego
Distribution: sdnet
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 17:12:13 GMT

In article <dscott.721041299@crash.cts.com> dscott@crash.cts.com (D. Scott Bargabus) writes:
>In <5gXsTB13w165w@slic.cts.com> mikey@slic.cts.com (Mike Shirley) writes:
>
>>rlk@VisiCom.COM (Bob Kitzberger) writes:
>
>>> Can you add to this list?
>>> 
>>> 	Roberto's
>>> 	Alberto's
>>> 	Aliberto's
>>> 	Juanberto's
>>        Hilberto's
>>        Rigorberto's
>>        Humberto's
>	  Ramberto's
>	  Abierto's
     Adalberto's
     Royberto's
                        Dan (Bonus points to "Royberto's" for being
                             particularly unsubtle!)

-- 
Dan Marner                                     dmarner@nusdecs.uucp
Network Administrator  (whatever THAT means...)
National University  4141 Camino Del Rio South, San Diego, CA 92108
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
From: dscott@crash.cts.com (D. Scott Bargabus)
Subject: Re: What's yellow and orange and ends with 'bertos'?
Organization: CTS Network Services (crash, ctsnet), El Cajon, CA
Distribution: sdnet
Date: 6 Nov 92 09:14:59 GMT

In <5gXsTB13w165w@slic.cts.com> mikey@slic.cts.com (Mike Shirley) writes:

>rlk@VisiCom.COM (Bob Kitzberger) writes:

>> Can you add to this list?
>> 
>> 	Roberto's
>> 	Alberto's
>> 	Aliberto's
>> 	Juanberto's
>        Hilberto's
>        Rigorberto's
>        Humberto's
	  Ramberto's
	  Abierto's

Scott
From: rlk@VisiCom.COM (Bob Kitzberger)
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
Subject: Berto's: summaryn
Summary: Fine dining for the late-night bleary-eyed
Date: 11 Nov 92 01:12:44 GMT
Distribution: sdnet

Here it is, the long-awaited Canonical Berto's List.
Thanks to all of those that participated!

Feel free to send me updates -- I'll gladly maintain the Berto's List.

	.Boberto.

------------------------ cut here and save -------------------

	Roberto's		-- everywhere
	Alberto's		-- everywhere
	Aliberto's
	Juanberto's
        Adalberto's
        Royberto's		-- Linda Vista Rd.
	Hilberto's
	Rigaberto's		-- Ramona
	Ruberto's		-- Ramona
	Humberto's
	Ramberto's
	Abierto's
	Ruperto's
	Albertito's		-- Clairemont Mesa
	Elberto's		-- Clairement Mesa (R.I.P.)
	Alaberto's
	Anaberto's


------------------------ cut here and save -------------------

----------------
Bob Kitzberger          VisiCom Laboratories, Inc.
rlk@visicom.com         10052 Mesa Ridge Court, San Diego CA 92121 USA
                        +1 619 457 2111    FAX +1 619 457 0888
From: mbreen@sdacs.ucsd.edu (Michael Breen)
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
Subject: Re: What's yellow and orange and ends with 'bertos'?
Date: 9 Nov 1992 18:17:07 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego
Distribution: sdnet
NNTP-Posting-Host: sdacs.ucsd.edu

I've seen
        Alaberto's
and     Anaberto's

Don't ask where...they all look the same, and we only go there after
late night band gigs, around 2 or 3 AM.

Michael
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
From: geurin@texasex.nosc.mil
Subject: Re: What's yellow and orange and ends with 'bertos'?
Organization: Naval Ocean Systems Center, San Diego, CA
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 21:25:46 GMT

In  <dscott.721041299@crash.cts.com>  dscott@crash.cts.com (D. Scott Bargabus) writes:
> In <5gXsTB13w165w@slic.cts.com> mikey@slic.cts.com (Mike Shirley) writes:
>
> >rlk@VisiCom.COM (Bob Kitzberger) writes:
>
> >> Can you add to this list?
> >>
> >>      Roberto's
> >>      Alberto's
> >>      Aliberto's
> >>      Juanberto's
> >        Hilberto's
> >        Rigorberto's
> >        Humberto's
>           Ramberto's
>           Abierto's

Adalberto's
From: rlk@VisiCom.COM (Bob Kitzberger)
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
Subject: What's yellow and orange and ends with 'bertos'?
Date: 5 Nov 92 20:17:25 GMT
Distribution: sdnet

Can you add to this list?

	Roberto's
	Alberto's
	Aliberto's
	Juanberto's
	...


----------------
Bob Kitzberger          VisiCom Laboratories, Inc.
rlk@visicom.com         10052 Mesa Ridge Court, San Diego CA 92121 USA
                        +1 619 457 2111    FAX +1 619 457 0888
From: mikey@slic.cts.com (Mike Shirley)
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
Subject: Re: What's yellow and orange and ends with 'bertos'?
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 92 08:00:37 PST
Distribution: sdnet
Organization: Muth Valley Seismic Control District, San Diego, CA / Port2

Bob Kitzberger <rlk@VisiCom.COM> writes:

> In sdnet.eats you write:
> 
> >        Hilberto's
> >        Rigorberto's
> >        Humberto's
> 
> Rigorberto's?  Really?  Where?

Hmmm....actually it's Rigaberto's (just couldn't resist).  It's
located in Ramona and is owned and operated by a Vietnamese
couple.  They also sell "home-made" egg-rolls.  I'm not sure what
the connection is though.

--
     Mike, WB6WUI   //   INET:  mikey@slic.cts.com   //   GEnie: SLIC
From: mbk@lyapunov.ucsd.edu (Matt Kennel)
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
Subject: Re: What's yellow and orange and ends with 'bertos'?
Date: 9 Nov 1992 06:36:34 GMT
Organization: Institute For Nonlinear Science, UCSD
Distribution: sdnet
NNTP-Posting-Host: lyapunov.ucsd.edu
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

allyn@sdd.hp.com (Allyn Fratkin) writes:
: |>>> 	Roberto's
: |>>> 	Alberto's
: |>>> 	Aliberto's
: |>>> 	Juanberto's
: |>>     Hilberto's
: |>>     Rigorberto's
: |>>     Humberto's
: |>	    Ramberto's
: |>	    Abierto's
: |       Adalberto's
: |       Royberto's
:         Ruperto's

Just saw it yesterday, on Diane st off Clairemont Mesa Blvd:

	Albertitos

which replaced the

	Elbertos

in the same location.


--
-Matt Kennel  		mbk@inls1.ucsd.edu
-Institute for Nonlinear Science, University of California, San Diego
-*** AD: Archive for nonlinear dynamics papers & programs: FTP to
-***     lyapunov.ucsd.edu, username "anonymous".
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
From: jeffj@crash.cts.com (Jeff Jungblut)
Subject: Re: What's yellow and orange and ends with 'bertos'?
Organization: CTS Network Services (crash, ctsnet), El Cajon, CA
Distribution: sdnet
Date: 05 Nov 92 18:50:47 PST

Jilbertos in Escondido.
From: allyn@sdd.hp.com (Allyn Fratkin)
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
Subject: Re: What's yellow and orange and ends with 'bertos'?
Date: 7 Nov 1992 19:39:33 -0800
Organization: Hewlett Packard, San Diego Division
Distribution: sdnet
NNTP-Posting-Host: hpsdlx.sdd.hp.com

|>>> 	Roberto's
|>>> 	Alberto's
|>>> 	Aliberto's
|>>> 	Juanberto's
|>>     Hilberto's
|>>     Rigorberto's
|>>     Humberto's
|>	    Ramberto's
|>	    Abierto's
|       Adalberto's
|       Royberto's
        Ruperto's
-- 
 From the virtual mind of Allyn Fratkin            allyn@sdd.hp.com
                          San Diego Division       - or -
                          Hewlett-Packard Company  uunet!ucsd!hp-sdd!allyn
From: mikey@slic.cts.com (Mike Shirley)
Newsgroups: sdnet.eats
Subject: Re: What's yellow and orange and ends with 'bertos'?
Date: Thu, 05 Nov 92 21:08:39 PST
Distribution: sdnet
Organization: Muth Valley Seismic Control District, San Diego, CA / Port2

rlk@VisiCom.COM (Bob Kitzberger) writes:

> Can you add to this list?
> 
> 	Roberto's
> 	Alberto's
> 	Aliberto's
> 	Juanberto's
        Hilberto's
        Rigorberto's
        Humberto's

--
     Mike, WB6WUI   //   INET:  mikey@slic.cts.com   //   GEnie: SLIC
Newsgroups: sdnet.wanted
From: jshort@sdsu.edu (Jim Short)
Subject: airline ticket wanted
Keywords: air, ticket, wanted
Organization: San Diego State University
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 02:46:04 GMT

11/9/92


I'm looking for a inexpensive (read cheap!) round-trip airline 1ticket 
to New York, JFK, leaving San Diego this Friday (11/13) return Sunday 
evening (11/15).

Please call me if you know of such.

Jim Short  (619) 436-3658
	   (619) 594-4894
	E-mail: jshort@sciences.sdsu.edu
From: cs65xfh@sdcc8.ucsd.edu (John Tozer)
Newsgroups: sdnet.wanted
Subject: 88-91 4WD Full Size Pickup
Date: 11 Nov 92 08:01:51 GMT
Distribution: sdnet
Organization: University of California, San Diego


     Wanted:  1988 - 1991 4 Wheel Drive, Full-Size Pickup Truck

    Must Have :
	Automatic Transmission
	Bucket Seats
	Short Bed
	4 Wheel Drive
    
    If you have such truck and are interested in selling it give me
a call at 455-9682 (ask for J.R.).


Newsgroups: sdnet.wanted
From: victoro@crash.cts.com (Victor O'Rear)
Subject: Thanskgiving Flight to Chicago
Organization: CTS Network Services (crash, ctsnet), El Cajon, CA
Date: 04 Nov 92 21:38:57 PST

Wanted: A good price on a round trip flight to Chicago, leaving San Diego
late 11/25 or early 11/26 and returning 11/28-11/29 (Cost chooses).

Call Jim Hay at 697-5071 with your offers. Thanks.

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|  Victor O'Rear {hplabs!hp-sdd, cbosgd, ucsd, nosc.mil}!crash!victoro           |
|  USnail: P.O. Box 3972, La Mesa, California  92044, United States of America|
|  Mil : crash!victoro@nosc.ARPA and home: (619) 697-5071                    |

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|  "Fools, Idiots! Don't they realize that they are dealing with forces      |
|        beyond comprehension!" - "Doctor Science"                            |
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From: thom@crayfish.ucsd.edu (Thom Cleland)
Newsgroups: sdnet.jobs
Subject: Amiga-based data entry and consulting position
Date: 7 Nov 1992 23:00:23 GMT
Organization: Tenuous at best
NNTP-Posting-Host: crayfish.ucsd.edu


Amiga user needs someone to prepare client mailing
list and print labels ASAP.  Simple Amiga mailmerge/labels
software or PD software OK.  150 names.  Please telephone
Barbara at 755-4997  (no modem).  Fee negotiable.

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posted by Thom Cleland  (tcleland@ucsd.edu)

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