From: spl@ivem.ucsd.edu (Steve Lamont)
Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy,talk.politics.misc
Subject: Re: Dr. Beter AUDIO LETTER #60 of 80
Date: 25 Dec 1992 17:22:27 GMT
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In article <Bzo48v.KBx@news.cso.uiuc.edu> met48546@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Marc E. Talbot) writes:
>As a physics student, I'd like to point out that much of the
>technology described in this letter is very unrealistic.  Does 
>whoever's posting this stuff really believe it?

It's only your ComSympBolshie Programming that makes you disbelieve.

>Several points:
>1.  Someone a couple weeks ago asked where Beter actually made any predictions
>that were wrong in his letters.  One might point to his predicting that Reagan
>would be removed from office and replaced with the "Bolshevik" Bush (Beter
>distinctly said that we would be told Reagan was ill or dead).

One might also point to John Hinkley and the assassination of Ronald
Reagan.  Beter got it slightly wrong, though.  They replaced Reagan
with a Klone from the Kommie Kloneworks in Kazakhstan (or was that the
Commie Cloneworks in Clovis?  I get mixed up, sometimes).  You
remember how much more Liberal Reagan got after the assassination,
don't you?  If you don't, it just proves how well the Rockefeller/Mossad
Controlled Eastern Establishment Cryptofascist Left Leaning media have
covered it all up.  If you don't believe it, ask Peter Beter (or,
rather his clone.  He was replaced by one in 1956 in the underground
axlotyl ghola regeneration tanks off Myriad IV [the Sludge Planet]
when he was taken prisoner in LASER WAR II).  There was one major slip
up in the Reagan assassination, though.  Remember when Al Haig proclaimed
that he was "in charge."  Well, of course, he was, and in fact, has
been all along (or, rather, his clone, since the real Haig was
assassinated in Paris while on a secret mission to meet with Drs. Peter
Beter and Henry Kissinger -- or, rather, their clones.  Oh, it gets
all so confusing.  Clem Clone, back to the shadows again!).

And, of course, Bolshie Bush did, indeed take over.

>2.  This stuff about planting underwater missiles around the US.  What's the
>point?  Both US and Soviet submarines have been more than capable of launching
>very effective first strikes at each other.  What would be the point of putting
>more missiles off-shore, especially in places where you can't guard them?  It
>doesn't make any sense from a military point of view.

What do you think the Bermuda Triangle is for, if not to hide
missiles?  And what about Amelia Earhart?  Did you ever ask yourself
whatever happened to her?  A coincidence?  Maybe.  A _non sequitur_?
That's another kettle of red herring.

>3.  If we were installing underwater missiles, and the public was being told
>that we were drilling for oil, don't you think one of the "drillers" would
>have talked by now?  Think of the number of people that would have to have
>been involved.  How do you silence all of them.

Clones, me bucko.  Clones.  Programmed for silence.
	
>4.  This electro-gravitic cosmosphere thing.  Does Beter give any more 
>specific details in another of his letters? ...

Yes, in posthumorously recorded Peter Beter Pumpkin Eater Leeter #2456
(item #2 -- See?  See?  I Told You So!) soon to be posted from a
nonexistent site near you.

>BTW, someone asked this before, and I don't think they got an answer.
>What would it take for those who believe Beter to change thier minds about
>him?  What sort of evidence is acceptable if I were to make a serious 
>attempt to convince you he was either nuts or a good story-teller?

None.  How can I be sure you haven't been replaced by a clone
programmed to tell me what I don't want to hear?

							spl (or his clone)
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