From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: The New Official T.B Bird
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: t.b
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:31:11 GMT


     Screw a bunch of finches!  I hereby nominate Freddie Macaw
as the new Official t.b Bird.

mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (Freddie Macaw) writes:
  
   *SQAWK*   Ah, I see.  Better to try to trash things for
    everyone rather than dealing with the problems like a grown-up.
   *SQUAWK*      *SQUAWK*   
  
   *SQUAWK*    Hey, I can dig it.   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*    Hey, I can dig it.   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*    Hey, I can dig it.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   Sorry, but that was the only way I could establish
    the proper frame of mind for talking to the likes of you.   *SQUAWK*
  
   *SQUAWK*   Perhaps you'd like to tell me what editing newsgroups
    lines has to do with politics?   *SQUAWK*   Physician, heal thyself.
   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   No, you simpering fool.  I'm simply treating you by
    YOUR rules. *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   You want to play the jerk.  *SQUAWK*   Well, suit yourself.
   *SQUAWK*   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   And are you convinced you were wrong yet?   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   And are you convinced you were wrong yet?   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   And are you convinced you were wrong yet?   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   There are people like me who think that you aren't
   entitled to any manners or consideration until you learn some.
   *SQUAWK*   *SQUAWK*  

   *SQUAWK*   Iddy-biddy tantrum!   *SQUAWK*     
   *SQUAWK*   Iddy-biddy tantrum!   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   Iddy-biddy tantrum!   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   Awww, de poor bay-bee.  Poor iddle Ra-ra.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   Life's a bitch, bitch-Ra.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   No, you don't get it.   *SQUAWK*
   *SQUAWK*   No, you don't get it.   *SQUAWK*     
  
   *SQUAWK*   I treat people like they act, Mr. Silverio.   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   I treat people like they act, Mr. Silverio.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   Just so all the folks trying to deal with this
    the RIGHT way over in talk.bizarre   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   I find idiots like you HILARIOUS.   *SQUAWK*
   *SQUAWK*    *SQUAWK*   I find idiots like you HILARIOUS.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   I have a 13 year old niece who is somewhat ahead
    of you.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   I guess the good StarCap'n just doesn't like it  *SQUAWK*

   *SQUAK*   He seems to be the 'scout'   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAK*   He seems to be the 'scout'   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAK*   He seems to be the 'scout'   *SQUAWK*    *SQUAWK*    *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   I'm deliberately acting like you   *SQUAWK*   
   *SQUAWK*   I'm deliberately acting like you   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   I'm deliberately acting like you   *SQUAWK*  

     *SQUAWK*     *SQUAWK*     *SQUAWK*  

   *SQUAWK*   I suspect you meant 'drearily'.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   But not you, little Rara.   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   Puss-ra?   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   My way (pre-RaBaby)   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   Awww, de poor bay-bee.   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   But no, little whine-Ra    *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   iddy-biddy tantrum.   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   Poor iddle Ra-ra.   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   Well, life's a bitch, bitch-Ra.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   I know you're a little slow, but you'll probably
    catch on   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   If idiots like you weren't free, it would almost be worth paying
    Well, it's obvious that you're still clueless.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   Feel free.  Clutter up talk.bizarre all you want.   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   We'll make more.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   Get back to me when you grow up, find a life,
    or get a clue, ok?   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   Irrelevent in any case, butterfly-butt.   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   Irrelevent in any case, butterfly-butt.   *SQUAWK*   
  
   *SQUAWK*    This silliness could always be automated   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*    This silliness could always be automated   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*    This silliness could always be automated   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*    This silliness could always be automated   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*    This silliness could always be automated   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*    This silliness could always be automated   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   I'm pretty fireproof.  And at least that makes me animal.
   *SQUAWK*  *SQUAWK*   *SQUAWK*   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   I prefer to make it obvious just who is working
    to make sure the inappropriate posts to talk.bizarre   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   this sort of stupidity with folks like you requires
    so little effort and thought that I'm quite willing to do it
    indefinitely.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   Responding to only the parts that are intelligent.   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   Responding to only the parts that are intelligent.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*   CJ's only intelligence lives in his .sig.   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*   CJ's only intelligence lives in his .sig.   *SQUAWK*  
  
   *SQUAWK*  *SQUAWK*   *SQUAWK*   *SQUAWK*  
   *SQUAWK*  *SQUAWK*   *SQUAWK*   *SQUAWK*  

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
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