Newsgroups: bit.listserv.hellas
Date:         Sun, 10 Jan 1993 21:23:44 EST
Reply-To:     Leandros Arvanitakis <ST403092@BROWNVM.BITNET>
From:         Leandros Arvanitakis <ST403092@BROWNVM.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: PORKHS 3.5.1

xmmmmmmm...

Nomizw me kalypse o syvadelfos av kai me tnv katallnln prokataleipsn ws
pros to atomo tou kai tnv posotnta trofns pou katavalwse (o poustns dev
afnse tipota or9io, epwfeloumevos mallista apo tis avalyseis mou peri
twv n9wv kai paradosewv stnv patrida). Eivai gegovos pws o filtatos
sygkatoikos exei prom9eytei to veo movtelo to opoio trexei me motorola
68050 - koivws exei to extra chip tns aytomatns geiwsns pou tou epitrepei
va agvoei ta legomeva sto ameso periballov me apotelesma tnv megistopoinsn
tns katavalwsns trofimwv (martyras mou allwste kai o sympa9eis listowner
Pipns, o opoios akomn psaxvei tnv taramosalata pou xa9nke olws aifvidiws
apo to trapezi stn NY). Gia tous pragmatikous afficionados tou eidous omws,
exw va avaferw pws to chipaki komplarei otav n syzntnsn er9ei (avapofeykta)
sto se3oualiko zntnma, kai apotelei tnv movadikn savida swtnrias gia va fame
kai oi ypoloipoi... Bebaia stnv periptwsn tou Orgiou, to 9ema dev exei kai
ousiastikn snmasia ka9oti (opws swsta epesnmave o 0avasns) to 60% tns
xrnsimns trofns paei gia xorta pros orgn kai agavaktnsn twv pareyriskomevwv
(to megalo soou eivai otav a amoiros prospa9ei va krivn ti trwgetai apo to
gvwsto Kentucky Fried Chicken, me apotelesma ta ypoleimata sto piato va eivai
kata mystnriwdn tropo pavta perrisotera apo ta arxika kommatia pou pnre!)

Gia tov mpouln dev mporw va pw kai polla, mias kai exwvtas dei to prwto mail
tou 0avasn exei parei apeleitikn 9esn apo pavw mou kai fobamai va grapsw tnv
aln9eia (nice boy, down boy...). To screen saver pavtws exei evergopoi9ei kai
deixvei iptameves tostieres... Ofeilw va omolognsw pws o oivws apo tnv perioxn
Aigiou ntav megalo sou3e, oxi bebaia omws sav ayto twv vewv ellnvikwv CD pou
mas efere - akous ekei n "Makedovia, tou Mega Ale3avdrou xwra" se techno-rap
ekdosn! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Ta sxolia gia tov amoiro porkn periteyouv mias kai ntav pragmatika apsogos.
Fysika provonsame va afnsoume ola ta lipn (mavia re paidi mou va ta 3ekavouv
oi vegetarians kai loipoi trelo-PC tns perioxns sto ovoma tns ygeias). Bebaia
av dev nmouv egw va swsw tnv Lola, eee tov Porkn n9ela va pw, apo tis floges,
arxidia father 9a trwgave oloi tous... Xwria pou av dev ekava tnv tnlefwvntria
(kai tnv pe9era "ela va fas priv krywsei kwlopaido") gia va sylle3w tous
sygkatoikous mou apo ta magazia tous (akou empveysn me -10 Kelsiou Kyriakn
brady "pame gia douleia sto grafeio"), 9a trwgave mpalakia epitrapezias
avtisfairnsews avti gia xoiro.

To megalitero sou3e tns bradyas omws snmeiw9eike pros to telos tns bradyas,
opou evtelws avapavtexa emfavistnke sav apo mnxavns 9ea n Sophie giati leei
bare9nke va perimevei tov Gabrilo sto ama3i e3w apo tou Mimn sto Xalavdri.
Re Niko, dev kavei va tns feresai etsi tns kakomoiras - xwria pou dev ekleise
mati olo to Xalavdri apo ta viaourismata (n mnpws vomises pws ntav to stomaxi
sou pou zntouse ki'allo porkn;

O epomevos Porkns programmatistnke gia tov Febrourio, kai ta meln tns pareas
proxwrnsav stnv ka9ierwmevn apoxayvwsn mprosta sto xazokouti opou oi i9ageveis
e3akolou9ouv va prospa9ouv va pai3ouv mpala me eva aygo (psyxraimia paidia,
mnv ta 9eloume kai ola dika mas mesa se 216 xrovia). O de mpoulns apexwrnse
aifvidiws me katey9yvsn to krebati tou, apofaivwmwvos jet-lag, kiseis vystas
kai allwv avekdotwv...

Ayta ta liga gia twra, krataw merikes brwmes sto maviki gia periptwsn pou
xreiastn va givei avtepi9esn.

Zntw (OLE) n Ellas, Zntw (OLE) o Porkns,

Leavdros,
Providence
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