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From: jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (Jeremy Henderson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Potential peeve
Date: 9 Nov 92 12:49:37 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University


A conjunction (trijunction?) of three events:

1) Moving to Paris, world capital of haute couture
2) 100% pay rise

so far so good, but.....

3) "Partner" who is feeling pleased at no longer looking like
she has a basketball under her sweater and fancies celebrating
return to normal shape.





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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: A Great Disappointment (Was: Geoff Miller lets the mask slip...)
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:51:28 GMT

<In article <1992Nov9.220655.12597@twg.com> nolan@twg.com (Figaro Barbiere) writes:
<   Geoff said:

<	   `Tis true.  I didn't vote for Clinton so much as I voted
<	   against the Bushman.

	And all this time, I thought Geoff was solidly in
	the "Papoon For President" mudslide.

	After all, how can one not vote for a candidate 
	whose slogan is:

	"He's NOT insane"?


ObPeeve: disappointing figures with feet of clay.
From: Blair.Haworth@launchpad.unc.edu (Blair Haworth)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Driving with Parking Lights!
Date: 9 Nov 92 00:23:31 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service

In article <BxF3tE.CCz@cs.dal.ca> smith@ug.cs.dal.ca (Sean Smith) writes:
>
>	Hey, it's the law in Canada - we have daytime running lights on every
>car since 1990.
 
Yet Another bit of evidence that legislators are grievously underemployed
and should be put to work filling potholes.  The North Carolina General
Assembly recently decided that not everyone on the road was as clever as
the typical state legislator and decreed that if it's raining - no matter
how transiently or lightly - headlights have to come on.  Given that it
seldom rains for more than twenty minutes at a go here, I can only assume
that they were put up to it by the tow truck lobby, who saw a thriving
market in State-assisted jumpstarts for people who switced on and forgot
to switch off.

!Peeve: the notion of a law that can only be enforced by the enforcer's
getting out of their car's in the rain.  Bets on citations issued? 

I see they've reinstalled this irritating ObFooter.  Guess it's OK; after
all, people judge you by the company you keep...
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From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Space Age Outerwear
Date: 12 Nov 1992 05:02:05 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov11.214800.8796@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
>>
>>Overcoats are all very nice in cold weather, but somewhat of a
>>burden while surfing - they get all wet and heavy, and they
>>hide your pecs.
>
>You can afford a surfboard and your bitching about *me* being rich?

Well, I'd scrimped and saved all through college, just on the
chance I might end up in this fair state of ours, and when
I got into Berkeley I knew I had to blow the account.

I mean, come to _California_ without a _surfboard_?  You must
be joking.  I'd be the object of constant public ridicule.
I'd be a laughingstock.  It's almost as bad as not having a tan.

Besides, the surfing around here is top-notch.  I mean really
top-notch.  The winds off the Pacific are smooth and pretty
steady, so down by the Marina we get seven-foot breakers most
every day, which is just about how I like them.  The water,
needless to say, is warm.

There are sharks, but they rarely come to the beaches; in fact,
most of them seem to work in the real estate industry.

Hang ten, dude!

c
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: antipope@rachel.ibmpcug.co.uk (charless@scol.sco.com)
Subject: Re: "Impact"
Organization: The Vatican at Avignon
Distribution: alt.peeves
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 09:03:11 GMT

Not_Al_Crawford@ed.ac.uk (Not Al Crawford) writes:
> 
> Third and final peeve - yeah, I know I only said two, so what? This coming
> Thursday is Guy Fawkes Night here in the UK upon which we either (I'm never
> entirely sure) commemorate Guido Fawkes attempting to blow up the Houses Of
> Parliament or the fact that he was caught and burnt or whatever. This is
> usually commemorated by building big bonfires (which get rained upon) and
> setting off lots of fireworks (which either got rained upon or go off in
> the faces of children). The peeve is that the fireworks generally go on
> sale a couple of weeks before November 5th, with the result that every
> night for the past week (Saturday was the worst) it's been very easy to
> imagine that you've been transported into one of the more unpleasant parts
> of Bosnia, or perhaps Beirut in the bad old days. It's *very* annoying, why
> can't these bloody kids keep their fireworks for the right day? I never did
> see the point of fireworks anyway - they go up in the sky and explode
> rather feebly. Wow.  The excitement must be unbearable.
>
That's because most of the fireworks sold in the UK conform 
to laws designed to protect BDI's from themselves, and would not
make effective weapons if deployed on a nineteenth-century 
battlefield. On the other hand, there _are_ real firework
displays from time to time. In 1995 there's going to be a World
SF Convention in Glasgow, and I'd be willing to bet good money that
Armageddon Incorporated will be there. Now _they_ know how to make 
fireworks! There's nothing quite like a twenty-inch mortar
to make the blood tingle. _Real_ fireworks are the kind when you can
feel the shock waves a mile off and the starbursts cast shadows.

ObFirework: Black Knight launcher. There's one in the Science 
Museum in London. If the bloody government hadn't cut funding
in 1972, two days after the first orbital launch, we'd have a space
program worth working for.

-- 
Antipope -- HE gives you Bull, I give you the Straight ... er ....

Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich)
Subject: Re: Space Age Outerwear and a challenge
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 23:10:46 GMT

In <1992Nov11.200531.2142@twg.com> nolan@lurch.twg.com (Nolan Hingejaw) writes:

>AUTHENTICATION! How are we to trust anything coming from Dalhousie? Who's
>gonna vouch for the honesty of Mikey's image? Dare we ask for an official
>notarized copy of a University publication containing his picture?

>Be chary, I say. Accept only the genuine article. Then let the contest begin.

Hey, all we have to do is look at the NAME on his bowling shirt.  Should be
"Mike."  That's a good bowlers-name.  That 'n BUBBA I'd imagine are somewhere
in the top five most popular bowlers' names.

Blue Jays RULE! but Atlanta got the '96 Olympics -and- better weather!  Now
all we need is a football team...  Nyahhhh!!!
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From: carolo@cse.ucsc.edu (Carol Osterbrock)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Space Age Outerwear and a challenge
Date: 13 Nov 1992 06:18:59 GMT
Organization: University of California, Santa Cruz (CE/CIS Boards)
NNTP-Posting-Host: arapaho.ucsc.edu

In article <1992Nov12.125348.8825@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
>In article <BxJILA.DEq@news.iastate.edu>, z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- Agro-Barbarian) writes:
>> In article <1992Nov10.185416.8768@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
>> 
>>>Oh, and one other thing, Cutris. I hereby challenge you to a GIF contest.

[...]

>Well, I was really hoping for a panel of female judges, since I'm not
>too big on sending photos of myself to guys, but I'll agree to you two as 
>judges on the condition that there are two women judges as well. In fact, I 
>insist.

OK, I have to admit you have finally completely confused me.  Why
don't you want to send photos of yourself to guys?  I mean, nothing
makes sense.  If you're ugly, or fat, or skinny, or your mother
dresses you funny, would women find that less amusing?  Or if you
look like Cary Grant, would you be ashamed to think that a man might
be jealous?  or attracted?

>Any of the women of alt.peeves wanna jump right in? Jenny? Jenny? Jenni?
>Booter? Carol? Catwoman? Anyone... Buller?

Yeah sure, I gotta see this picture that is only suitable for female
consumption.  Especially if there are bribes available.  I, like Dan,
prefer cash.

-carol
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From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: the Devil's Day (and the Devil's Night)
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:58:24 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <BxB2AF.14E@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
> In article <1992Nov6.122557.8672@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
> 
>>> p.s. - okay, so I wasn't there... wish I was though ;)
>>
>>I'll take that as a compliment to my stunning good looks.
> 
>    Heh. you shouldn't. We've met remember? I'll go along with your facade
> if you like though. Maybe there are some people out there who don't mind
> short guys 8)
> 

Actually we have never formally met, for which I give eternal thanks. For those
of you who do not know Steve (and don't the rest of us envy you), he's a 
glandular freak. He tops out at about 6 foot 6 inches. I am about 5 foot 
eleven. Most of your brain cells were apparently induced into other cells in 
order to maintain that freakish body of yours, Steve.

Mike
From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Space Age Outerwear and a challenge
Date: 10 Nov 92 22:54:16 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <1992Nov10.184233.8767@ac.dal.ca>, 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:
> 


Oh, and one other thing, Cutris. I hereby challenge you to a GIF contest.
If you are the fashion plate you think you are, let's see you put your money
where your posts are. One GIF each, judged by an impartial panel of two 
people appointed by you and two by me. Mail me if you are man enough to pick 
up the gauntlet, and stylish enough to make it look good.


Kisses N hugs N such

Mike
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Veteran's Day
Date: 13 Nov 1992 16:50:10 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <9211131020.AA10500@rachel.ibmpcug.co.uk> charless@scol.sco.com,ntipope@rachel.ibmpcug.co.uk (charless) writes:
>
>What's veteran's day?

Veteran's Day is when they trot out a lot of withered geeks in
wheelchairs whose only distinction is that they ran fast enough
at the Battle of the Bulge or Inchon or Khe Sanh to avoid getting
the butchering they so richly deserved.

Then the President makes a midnight visit to some war memorial
or other, I dunno, the War of Jenkins' Ear Memorial, and stands
there with a deeply sorrowful expression, thinking about the
election, while a dextrous aide puts artificial tears on his
face with a squirt gun.

You must have something like it in England.

c
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Two bacon
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:31:42 GMT
Organization: NMSU Computer Science

<In article <1dq87lINN49@agate.berkeley.edu> henken@ocf.berkeley.edu (Matthew J. Henken) writes:

<New International (hah) House of Pancakes ad:  "Two eggs, two bacon, ..."

<Two *bacon*??? 

	...or not two bacon; that is the question.


"Two bee? Back to the hive....."
From: jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (Jeremy Henderson)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: The horrors of Greece
Date: 11 Nov 92 12:04:46 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

On TV last night there was a horrid documentary about a mental hospital on the Greek island of
Leros, and the appalling conditions there. A lot of the patients spent all their lives
lolling around in a state of stupor --- pretty much the norm for the Greek male --- others
were chained to their beds. One boy had his scrotum gnawed through by a rat. The most luckless
of these unhappy lunatics, however, were subjected to the most dreadful punishment --- they
were obliged to listen to bouzouki music and endure hours of Greek dancing. This sort of
activity has already earned the Scots the  contumely of all right thinking people (though of
course in Scotland's case the problem is compounded by rampant transvestism) and it is
quite unbelievable that a country which continues with such practices should aspire to 
membership of civilised society. Mistreatment of donkeys is bad enough (ho ho), but inflicting
cacophonous howling on a helpless retard is simply unforgiveable.

Perhaps it is only to be expected in a country where the Minister responsible is a member of
a family of well-known post-war fascists.

-- 
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"I have to scan these posts in case Jeremy includes some line
out of context in his .sig" - FriendOfFernandoKhomeini.
From: henken@ocf.berkeley.edu (Matthew J. Henken)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Courier eeeeeeediot Peeve
Date: 9 Nov 1992 02:08:01 GMT
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: headcrash.berkeley.edu

Hopefully, Mike, you will freeze to death.  Maybe then you'll stop posting
the inane crap you've been polluting this newsgroup with.

Peeve: He probably won't do either. 


Matthew J. Henken
henken@ocf.berkeley.edu
From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: FRATBOYZ (Was: A quick biology lesson)
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 22:46:41 GMT

In article <Bx96Lr.1K0@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>In article <Bx8y9x.20p@nic.umass.edu> jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>
>>Um, Dac, honey.  My sense of humor actually gets sharper & nastier the
>>worse of a mood I'm in.  
>
>   The only excuse is that Jenny is euphorically happy.

Actually, no.  I"m extremely depressed, which really kills off my sense 
of humor.  This is why I haven't been posting much & my posts have been
way under par lately.

Unfortunately, depression doesn't make for very good peeving, so I didn't
bother to mention it.


But since you asked....

>   In any case, nothing in this whole world is worse than one who judges, yet
>can't meet their own standards...

Yeah.  It's a good thing your post was such a laugh riot, or you could be
accused of hypocrisy.

But that would never happen...


Jenny
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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: the Devil's Day (and the Devil's Night)
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 22:31:44 GMT

In article <1992Nov8.165732.8705@ac.dal.ca> 01sybok@ac.dal.ca writes:

>2) I LOVE shampoo (you know what I mean)
>

I'm not quite sure, could you please elaborate?  What exactly is it about
shampoo that you love?

>Well, Occasionally I go out and drink,

Oh,  that's kinda sick, Mikey, but (as the french say) chaque a son gout.

Ask Steve to translate.

>
>I challange you, Jenny, to a tie-a-knot-in-a-cherry-stem-with-my-tongue
>contest next time we meet. Tell you what, let's raise the stakes. The winner 
>sleeps with the loser.
>


AAAAAAEEEEEAAAAEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Currently in hiding,

Jenny G
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From: graff@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Eugene M Graff)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Cancelled or expired articles
Summary: I hate cancelled or expired articles, don't you?
Keywords: Cancelled/expired articles
Date: 9 Nov 92 23:46:34 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Don't you just hate looking through enews and finding what looks like a juicy 
article, only to find that it's "CANCELLED OR EXPIRED!!!!" AAARGHH! I DO!
From: alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Alexander Vrchoticky)
Subject: Re: JENNY'S LESSON IN FLAMING (was Re: the Devil's Day (and the Devil's Night))
Organization: Technical University Vienna, Dept. for Realtime Systems, AUSTRIA
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 14:35:58 GMT

franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:

>Many individuals rush into the art of flaming too quickly, and in the
>process place themselves into susceptibility of ridicule, humiliation, and
>rejection from their peers whom they so desperately seek to please.

i couldn't have put it better. 

now, you obviously have a realistic perception of your own performance here.
i therefore expect that before long you will be gone, hanging your head in 
the wet shame of the warm urine streaming down your left leg. 

in the meantime, let it be known that posting inane gibberish to alt.peeves
is generally regarded one of the most effective ways of depositing a large
number of years of living as an escargot into your karma bank account.


-- 
Alexander Vrchoticky             alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at
TU Vienna, CS/Real-Time Systems  +43/1/58801-8168
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: Saving BandWidth
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 18:29:49 GMT

diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
] MEGAPeeve:  One of our newsfeeds has apparently become
] constipated this past week, with the result that one group
] has gone completely silent, and the others are doing things
] like this - this article is dated Monday, November 2, and it
] just showed up TODAY - Sunday, November 8.  Worse yet, there
] were at least two followups to it during the week that showed
] up before this original...ARRRGH!
] 
] Diana

I think it would be far simpler if We merely kept the
follow ups, as they contain the interesting and useful
information. And that folks would stop waisting net.bandwidth
with posting the originals, and merely wait for the follow up!!!!


ciao
drieux



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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- Agro-Barbarian)
Subject: Re: Predator species
Reply-To: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson -- Agro-Barbarian)
Organization: International FurHarvester: Combine a Commie for Christ
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:16:42 GMT

bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich) writes:

>god, do I love nature!  I expect the animals rightsists will be having a
>sit-in to protest the hawk's predatory and species-ist actions.

	Let them sit -- they make better targets for the bucket of
pigeon entrails you have had the foresight to collect. 

>So, Iowa Dan, you got many hawks out that way?  What a show!

	Plenty of them.  We also have feral dogs, coyote, fox, and the
owls are thick this year.  As Gary Larson noted, "Birds of prey know
they're cool."  I once watched a mother coyote do what appeared to be a
small dance for several hours in an adjacent field.  She would rear up
on her hind legs, spin around, and pounce.  At first I thought she was
just frolicking about, until I noticed that about every third pounce
she'd be munching on a field mouse.  I wonder if they bite the inside
of your mouth while you're chewing on them?

	I also saw a fox get one of my chickens a few years ago.
The pelt went for $35 at the time.

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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (!Frank Oppenheimer)
Subject: Kind offer of clothing
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Weirder Science
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 17:47:05 GMT


In article <lfiihnINN5qc@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM>, banta@abingdon.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs before cooking) writes:

|>Last week, I spent an evening strolling the Exploratorium, bloating
|>myself on free roast beef, shrimp, Heineken, and some rather nice
|>Cabernet.  There was complimentary bus service back to the BART

Decadent swine!  We, the family and I, went there for the Halloween party -
PEEVE! The refreshments weren't up to the standard you described above: Granny
Goose Hawaiian crisps, yoghurt samples, candy, usw. (you forgot to list
details of the cab - grower, vintner, vintage, all that.)

[deletia]

|>...  What I'm asking is are you interested in a very nicely
|>printed shirt that says "TGV Multinet" on it?

Chee, tanks. Got one already. Also a Fusion shirt. I even have a Sun 3/180
logo on my DECstation 5240. Friends and acquaintances all over the place and
all that, due to having gotten around in the past 20 years.  In return for
your generous offer, do you wanna wear my "I've been VAX-inated" button? How
'bout a nice new Alpha shirt? Wanna come over and play with our Alpha when it
arrives in a week or two? See over 100 SPECmarks on the desktop in a
uniprocessor!

PS: Does your roadmobile wear the UNIX WIZ plate? I spotted it on a car at PAO
t'other day, with a sizeable young lad wearing a full black beard and overalls
climbing in. The driver could have weighed in at around 200# and corresponded
with my mental image of you.

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From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Halfwits.
Date: 11 Nov 1992 18:32:30 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <BxK5wq.K0r@cs.dal.ca> smith@ug.cs.dal.ca (Sean Smith) writes:

<further drool, not offensive enough to be funny or funny enough to be
offensive>

>>I don't give a fuck.  All I care is what you post, and at the
>>moment you're not measuring up.  Burn a little hotter or get
>>out of the stove.
>
>	By whose standards?  Yours?  Well, in that case, I'm proud to post
>because your standards are obviously out in left field somewhere.

Obviously.

So that we can get a nice targeting lock on this here ballpark, could
anyone who's found anything of merit in any of Smith's posts please
say so, now?  I'd like to know what my bigoted elitism has been denying
me.

And, no, Sybok, you don't count.

c
From: ee152fdm@sdcc15.ucsd.edu (Maiko Covington)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Trolls
Keywords: little,fucking,things,back,are
Date: 5 Nov 92 23:19:57 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

Trolls....eeeeewwwwwwww. Just yesterday I went to the drugstore
after work and saw the latest incarnation of the plastic mutants -
"Kid Trolls" or "Troll Babies". These are standard baby-doll sized
dolls with cloth bodies and... troll heads. HUGE troll heads. Man...
and I thought the small ones were bad enough...

	Maiko