From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: SPAM
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 21:59:28 GMT

dalton@unlv.edu  writes:
> In article <1992Dec15.020453.16725@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
> >goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> >> In article <1992Dec11.170843.3763@news.unomaha.edu>, werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
> >> > djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu  writes:
> >> >> In article <1992Dec10.172025.6623@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) yellows:
> >> >> .s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMIPAMSPAM	    SPAMDONTSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMLIKESPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMMIKESPAM	    SPAMPALINPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMDIEDSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM 	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> >> >> .> 
> >> >> .> 		THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SPAM..
> >> >> .> 			ANY QUESTIONS?
> >> >> .>
> >> >> .Yes, why is my brain shaped like an "I"?
> >> >> 
> >> >> Ooo!!! You'd like to know that, now wouldn't you?  Well, we won't have
> >> >> that sorta question 'ere!  Nope, we don't like your kind!  In fact, if
> >> >> you don't get your lousy, question-askin', barfpile corpse outta here,
> >> >> we're gonna GIVE YOU FLOWERS!  Be off, then!
> >> > 
> >> > No.  You wouldn't dare...You can't be that cruel...not FLOWERS!
> >> > ohgodpleasenottheflowersIcan'tstandflowers...roses,pansies,daffodills,snap-
> >> > dragons,pagonias,Africanviolets,thelarch,themightyScotspine,thefir,the
> >> > limpingrudetreeofNigeria....
> >> > I...I...I never wanted my brain shaped like an "I."  I just wanted a brain
> >> > shaped like, like, like GINA
> >> 
> >> Would a Gina shaped like Gina be good enough for you? I can offer you
> >> that, if Jester does not disagree (not that his opinion dictates my
> >> life or anything; I won't have a dick-tator ruling me).
> >
> >A Gina shaped like a Gina would be wonderful.  Who cares what Jester thinks?
> >You're a grown woman, you can make decisions for yourself...Should you ever 
> >find yourself in Nebraska...well, you know.  Just don't bring flowers, unless
> >you're wearing them.  Are you insuating that Jester's penis is shaped like a 
> >spud???
> Or if you ever find yourself in Abq, yeul be a wown groman, and we can make
> you an Arkalien, and then... (Grins hopefully).  And we can eat flowers.
> (No, you silly person, don't mosh... <thud>

Have you got something against moshing?  It's more fun than a barrel full of...
of...of...well, more fun than a barrel full of something very fun.  Besides, 
where else is a brawl all in the name of good clean fun?  It's not fun unless 
someone gets hurt

> >> >> 
> >> >> .Eric aka the brain contortionist 
> >> >> 
> >> >> Dan aka My brain is shaped like aluminum siding, but I usually keep it
> >> >> in the cupboard, so you can't see it.
> >> > 
> >> > Eric aka I already know what aluminum siding looks like, and I'm lookin' at
> >> > some Right Now.
> >> 
> >> Gina aka but I look better than aluminum siding, even when its new
> >> > --
> >Eric aka well then!  Why am I bothering to look at aluminum siding?  But I do 
> >have a few ideas on the uses of metal as clothing (no armor suitable for combat
> >please)...

Eric aka the moshing slug
PS--find somebody else to hit on Dalton, I've been trying to flirt with Gina
for months (well two months in actuallity)

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