From: jgacker@neptune.gsfc.nasa.gov (James G. Acker)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: B&B:  Who knows?  update for Tuesday, Sept 8
Date: 9 Sep 92 21:33:52 GMT
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	I.e who knows how much I've got time for.  Time got away from 
me today.  Tracking down archived climate date is laborious.

	Ahh, but you don't want to hear about my problems, do you?  
You want to hear about the Machievellian machinations on Tuesday's
episode of 

	"The Bold and The Beautiful"

	
	DADDY'S GOT A BRAND NEW GAG, ER, GIG

	Sally's home with the baby, explaining the Spectra business 
prospects and ruminating the sad state of affairs.  She says that a quarter
of the business isn't bad, is it?  Macy enters, wearing one of the tightest
fuchsia blouses I have ever seen  (gaga), saying you'll be lucky to get that
much with Clarke in charge.  The lawyer calls, saying I've got the contract
ready to sign -- I'm really sorry this happened.  Sally is very sorry, too.
But it's got to be done!

	CLARKE IS ONCE AGAIN COUNTING POULTRY BEFORE IT HAS EMERGED 
FROM THE OVOIDS

	At a champagne dinner, a vindictive Clarke tells a dumb-as-usual,
gorgeous-as-usual Kristen that when he takes over, he's going to make some
major changes.  Drop some ballast, prune the dead wood, kick the hangers-on
off.  Pretty soon he'll be pushing Forrester for first place on the West
Coast!  Kristen is dubious.  He's drinking $210/bottle vintage Dom Perignon,
and giving her a diamond bracelet.   Catch my wave 'cuz I'm sitting on
top of the world.  Interestingly, we learn that he gets 51% of Spectra as 
soon as he signs, not for 3 years of work.  Seems like he oughta produce 
before he takes over, don't it?

	ARE YOU WEARING COCONUTS OR JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?

	Ridge comes home, finds a brightly-printed Speedo (that I wouldn't
be caught dead in -- all the more reason to get it off quick!) and instructions
to meet Taylor by the pool.  Poolside, Speedo-wearing Ridge (girls are 
going YOWZA!) finds a luau in progress, sponsored by Taylor.  They kiss,
listen to the hula music, sip fresh pineapple daiquiris, and then lick poi
off of each other.  If you've ever had poi, this is major yucko, even though
I can tolerate poi you wouldn't catch me licking it off anybody, including
Taylor.  Hot fudge and whipped cream, now you're talking.  Taylor pushes
Ridge into the pool and he surfaces wearing a flower behind his ear.  She
tells him she loves him and they laugh.

	PACK YOUR BAGS AND DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR BACKSIDE ON THE WAY OUT

	Stephanie, livid and steaming, comes in to the nurse's station.  
Sheila, previously musing on how great her life in L.A. is, finds out pronto
that due to her inability to insure Brooke's European departure, she is now
SANS job.  Sheila is shocked.  She fights for balance, saying that she tried 
to call but couldn't reach Stephanie.  I thought you said Brooke got on the
plane!  Stephanie demands.  She did!  Then what the hopping h*ll is she 
doing in the lab?  I don't know, Steph, maybe she got off? (and prevented
me from getting off with Eric the same night!).  Now she seems totally 
content and together, too.  What happened?   ***********  FLASH OF INSIGHT ****
Ridge got to her!  Were you ever away from her side?  Steph queries.  Only
for a couple of minutes to get little Eric some ice cream.  But not that
long!  Steph knows that's when it happened.  Sheila begs for another chance.
I've got a major stake in making sure that Brooke is gone, gone, gone, she
reminds Steph.  Give me one more chance to do your dirty work.  Brooke
doesn't belong with Eric.  You got that right, Stehanie says. Steph
thinks, then says she can have one more chance.   She exits, papers scattering
in her hurried wake.  Sheila sets her jaw grimly...


	Tune in tomorrow, when we could her Taylor gasp passionately:

	"Ohhhhh Ridge!!  ALOHA!  ALOHA!"

	
	Jim Acker
	jgacker@neptune.gsfc.nasa.gov


	P.S.  Sorry to disappoint, fans, but I won't be back in the 
office 'til Monday.  I'll have to summarize the events of Wednesday,
Thursday, and Friday.  C'ya.
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