From: dart@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dartanyan the Witchling)
Subject: Re: Evan Marshall
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 09:25:10 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.200656.16798@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu () writes:
>>> 	**SCOTT** Shit, not this guy again. **
>>
>>Probably what was said...
>
>close... actually,"what is this EEEEDIOT doing here again?"

	Exactly.
>
>>> pected it to on this guy, since he always makes an odd sort of sense  -- 
>>> But that is the Work of the Devil!  i cannot listen....**
>>
>>Please...
>
>Aha! a nerve was struck!

	With a rubber hammer, but he is of no import to me.  You, evil one, 
mus be overthrown.
	The enlghtened ones love you! Your talents are wasted in the service
of the great black slimy thing.  Become released from your bondage, for it is
only an illusion.  Give it away give it away give it away give it away now.
	Let the bringers of light set you free form constraint, to flow free in
the ether.  Become one with what you mean, and eat of no hot dog buns any longer.

>
>>> 	**SCOTT**Well, in case someone doesn't realize what he's up to, i better 
>>> let out a general warning.  Besides, I get to flame. Hehhehheh**
>
>you are a master mind reader...

	Of course.  Such powers are bestowed by great Chao.

>
>>> 	**(Turns off CBN)**That's JUST NOT TRUE!  Not everything Pat Robertson
>>> says is 100% Truth.  He's not Jesus or Paul!
>>
>>Sorry, never listen to Pat.  Also never watch CBN.  Have to talk to the local
>>editor for the conservative newspaper for that.
>
>I don't doubt this; I'm sure Evan makes it up as he goes along.

	No, he learns it from the editor, he said so.
	If you followed the enlightened ones, you'd see simple truths like this.

>>Sorry again, no lie, I don't go "home" for summer.  My home is around here.
>
>Ahh, so you live with mom & dad all the time!

	No.  He obviously lets himself live on the street.
	He should come over to the fold of the glowing ones, too, as he would
see the Truth and become free.

>>Such trash you say.
>
>Permute the "a" back one vowel and the "s" forward one consonant and you get
>the actual word meant when he typed "trash"...

	Of COURSE what I speak is truth!
>
>Actually, I have learned from various masters that Evan is an acolyte of the
>old ones. His endless preaching on this & other newsgroups is a secret plot
>to sow disgust & hatred for christianity among the usenet community, thus
>creating more followers for Cthulhu.

	Don;t try to pull your bait and switch tactics on him.
	He knows deep in his heart that he is really working for the ones of light,
and that accepting that fact shall set him free.  It is just a matter of time.
	He wants to go to Happy-Land when he dies, not be eaten by a big octslug.
>
>>Cute.
> 
>and highly effective.

	WHAT?  YOU DO TURKEY SEX MAGICK TO?  I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED!!!
>
>>Must be.
>
>of course its real, Evan. You are an unwitting part of it!

	Let him embrace the light, even if you do not do so yourself.
	Evan, come over to the fold of the ones of light, one day to fly among the
stars, one big happy celestial family!  A universal brotherhood!  A big shining
hive I mean home in happy land of honey!
	Come, as we stand together and sing...

>
>I especially enjoy your "kinder, gentler" approach. What happened to all that
>"in Christs Love" bullshit? It made nice flame fodder. I suppose this way, you
>sneakily leave out all the baloney, thus not scaring away potential converts
>who are in possession of an operational cerebral cortex. I am stunned by your
>artful subtlety.

	I too think it is sad that he has been taken by those EVIL cults of the
sun/son, and fallen into the dark quabalistic ways of the Jewish Gods.
	Still, it seems he has walked in beauty a long way towards th ultimate
goal of total brotherhood.
	Yu only hurt your goals with attacks, truly.
	Such is your way of evil. (wise nod)
>

					Come scott and evan too,
					Embrace the truth of the spirit
						the truth of the energy,
						the truth of the matter

						for that matter.
						for this is the law of mind over
							matter
						if you don't mind,
						it doesn't matter.
	
						let us hum loudly to the
							greter glory of the light
						
							dodger
							Sean Cannon
							Underhill is a nice place
							to live, but I wouldn't
							want to visit there.