HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cb@wixer.cactus.org (Cyberspace Buddha)
Subject: Re: Fun with cats
Organization: Real/Time Communications
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 92 13:32:43 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.185832.23105@wisipc.weizmann.ac.il> jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy) writes:
>I am reading this list for JOKES ,not for SADISTIC advices.
>Go with it to the inquisition.They'll like it.|:-(
>I am sorry that I HAVE to write such an article.
>Thank you for reading.
>Livian

Hmmm...  what were you trying to prove, by quoting every "sick" thing
you didn't like?  Some of these things are actually funny, and harmless
to the cat, others <citric acid> are very effective tools for training
a cat to stay off the couch, for example.

Get a grip, eh?

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Reply-To: jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 15:21:01 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.151810.1@vxdesy.desy.de> forbush@vxdesy.desy.de writes:
>In article <1992Sep8.154404.9906@venice.sedd.trw.com>, gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
>> In article <1992Sep7.164904.16653@inesc.pt> jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins) writes:
>>>
>>>	Can someone *PLEASE* tell me what a "oxymoron" is ???
>>>	It's not in the dictionary, and i'm tired of reading them (the oxymorons,
>>>	not the dictionaries :)
>>>
>> Gee- you must have a REALLY bad dictionary.  My $0.25/volume Funk & Wagnalls
>> (a supermarket bargain) has it!
>> 
>> No, I'm not gonna tell ya!  You'll remember it better if you go to the
>> library and look it up!
>> 
>
>Oh, have a heart you know how hard it is for the average 
>American to accually read something. 

	How many times do i need to say this ?
	I AM NOT AMERICAN ! 

	In case u don't have enough culture, Portugal is that small country
next to Spain, not a region in the USA. 

>Here you go:
>
>ox-y-mo-ron   pl. -mora
>A rhetorical figure in which an epigrammatic effect is
>created by the conjunction of incongruous or contradictory
>terms; for example "a mournful optimist"
>
>Someone else may have to explain  rhetorical, epigrammatic
>conjunction, incongruous, optimist...........
>
	thax.
>
>> 
>> -- 
>> Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
>> TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
>> P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
>> Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
>-- 
> My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will,
> never, never surrender to what is right
>       -- Vice President  Dan Quayle, in a speech 
>          to the Christian Coalition


----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.UUCP
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome)
From: zcjm0f@wwnv42.uucp (CJohn Mace)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Keywords: n
Date: 11 Sep 92 18:28:51 GMT
Organization: Amoco Production

>> ====================================
>> Lazy American Worker...and Proud!
>
>Of being lazy?
>
sarcasm...  some japanese report called american workers fat and lazy...
some congress-type person quipped something like "yeah, but we make a 
pretty damn good bomb"

>Mike van der Velden
>Distributed Systems Laboratory, Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan
>e-mail: vander@tokyo.hi.flab.fujitsu.co.jp
>
From: zcjm0f@wwnv42.uucp (CJohn Mace)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Keywords: n
Date: 11 Sep 92 18:35:43 GMT
Organization: Amoco Production

>>	In case u don't have enough culture, Portugal is that small country
>>next to Spain, not a region in the USA. 
>
maybe we should have let the Germans win the war...  then at least we 
wouldn't have to listen to this crap...  :-)
From: nayak@ds1.scri.fsu.edu (Krishna Nayak)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: She is sooooo dark !!!!
Date: 15 Sep 92 01:37:46 GMT
Reply-To: nayak@ds1.scri.fsu.edu (Krishna Nayak)
Organization: SCRI, Florida State University

In article <1992Sep14.205142.5626@unlinfo.unl.edu> sanjiv@cse.unl.edu (Sanjiv K. Bhatia) writes:
>I have a friend who gets offended when I bring up the subject of her friend's
>skin color which is dark (she is not black though).  Can someone help and give
>me more jokes about this topic.

>Here is the kind I need:

>	She is so dark that when she sat in my car, I had to turn the
>	headlights on to find my way even in broad daylight.

>Thanks for your help.

>Sanjiv

Here's an oldie:

She's so black...
When she goes to night school, they mark her absent.

-- Krish

--
Krishna Nayak  --  nayak@scri.fsu.edu
Supercomputer Computations Research Institute
Florida State University
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: plusrich@wixer.cactus.org (+Rich)
Subject: Re: nursery rhymes
Summary: Ex-ClayMation Points
Organization: Center for Weird Studies
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 21:41:27 GMT

<TPATTERS@ESTEC.BITNET> wrote:

+> stand it - hence all the canned laughter!!! Whereas British humor is much drier
+>  and subtle and sarcastic. We also don't need to swear to make a joke funny,
+> unlike American "comedians" such as Eddie "if-it's-not-funny-say-mutha-fucka-
+> and-they'll -laugh-anyway" Murphy!!
+> 
+> But seriosuly folks...American humour is much closer to Continental humour,
+> whereas Brits have a sense of humour all their own!!! You have to to want to
+> live there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! As for the person who thinks Benny Hill is the
+> greatest British comedian, he should listen to Mr Ben Elton's piece on the
+> world's greatest joke - big tits!! He's obviously one of those at whom it's
+> aimed!!!
+> 
+> Tim (wearing his asbestos suit)

Tim needs an asbestos suit to shield him, as best as he can from the
flames to follow.  This isn't one of them.  In the process, of
commenting on this subject though, he caused us to need our exclamation
proof sunglasses...
-- 
Richard Everett -- plusrich@wixer.cactus.org -- Austin, TX
-----------------------------------------------------------
The shortest distance between two points is a great circle.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rszczerb@schiller.helios.nd.edu (Robert Szczerba)
Subject: Re: ASCII pictures
Keywords: computer, smirk
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 15:13:05 GMT


I'm looking for some ASCII pictures.  I know there
are a lot of them out there, but I don't know where
to find them.  Please send me your favorites ... or
a collection of them, if you have it.

		Thanks

	rszczerb@bach.helios.nd.ed

Xref: sparky rec.humor:28682 alt.folklore.computers:14018
From: grog@lemis.uucp (Greg Lehey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 15 Sep 92 09:18:31 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: LEMIS, W-6324 Feldatal, Germany

In article <u734120.716281450@bruny> u734120@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (John Lamp) writes:
>dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea) writes:
>>peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva) writes:
>>> 	When two technologies are competing for the marketplace,
>>> 	the inferior one always succeeds.
>
>>That would explain MS windows, wouldn't it? :)
>
>And VHS winning over Beta ;->

Not to mention both winning over Video 2000-- 
Greg Lehey                       | Tel: +49-6637-1488              
LEMIS                            | Fax: +49-6637-1489
Schellnhausen 2, W-6324 Feldatal, Germany
Xref: sparky rec.humor:28667 aus.jokes:1255
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
Subject: A joke!! (a good one!)
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy)
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 12:03:07 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

Here is  a joke about Bush(to tell you the truth it was originally about Plateau
 Sharon ,if you know who he is,but it fits to Bush also):

 Son to Dad:
 Son:Dad,why everybody hates president Bush?
 Dad:Oh...How can I explain it to you san?...Let's say he pee in the pool...
 Son:Oh,Dad,but EVERYBODY pee in the pool!
 Dad:But there is a limit son!!Bush pee from the take-off board!!!!!!

 Good?
 Bye
 Livy
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Humor
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:52:08 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Sep6.152651.16598@u.washington.edu>, lectro@milton.u.washington.edu (Jonathan E. Maier) writes:
|> In article <1992Sep6.143017.19381@ugle.unit.no> leifmk@Lise.Unit.NO (Leif Magnar Kj|nn|y) writes:
|> >In article <R5ZkqB3w165w@major.panix.com>, dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea) writes:
|> > > HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
|> > > 
|> > > > In article <1992Sep2.171641.5679@gagme.chi.il.us>, anton@gagme.chi.il.us
|> > > > (Andrzej Borowiec) says:
|> > > > >>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
|> > > > >Are you trying to start a cascade?
|> > > > He's probaly got a brain tumor.
|> > > Now look at the mess you made.
|> >Aargh!  Stop this right now!
|> Sheesh man, don't have a cow!
Film at 11
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cliff@buster.stafford.tx.us (Cliff Tomplait)
Subject: Re: Lawyer jokes needed!!!!!!!!
Organization: Buster irby
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 14:32:48 GMT

Q:  What do lawyers use for birth control?
A:  Their personalities.

Q:  Why do lawyers wear neckties?
A:  To keep the foreskin off their ears.

Q:  What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A:  One is a slimy, scum-sucking scavenger; the other is a fish.

Q:  How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A:  Lips move.
From: 00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 11 Sep 92 06:48:03 GMT

In article <3418@creatures.cs.vt.edu>, ramakris@csgrad.cs.vt.edu (S.Ramakrishnan) writes:
> In article <1992Sep3.160226.4092@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
> 
>   >(...) Ye, Ye, I know GET THE F*** OF THE NETWORK IF
>   >YOU DON'T LIKE, have any better arguments?
> 
> I've a better one: GET Y'R FANATIC A** OUT OF THE NETWORK.

Oh, I get it...hehehehehehehehe...yeh, that's REEEEEEEEEEALLY funny, there...

Unless I missed my guess, this is supposed to be a group about humour.  Why do
we have rec.humor.d?  Is it where the jokes have all gone?
BTW, I'm a Christian, that's with a "CHRIST" not an "X", and I laughed my head
off when I read the "Peter, I can see your house from here!" joke!  Sheesh!
You know, it's pretty sad when Christians take themselves so seriously that
they forget how to laugh even about themselves.  To all parties concerned, I
ask PLEASE, LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE!  This is supposed to be a happy
occasion...let's not bicker and argue about religon and so-on.  Thanks!


> 
> ---
> S Ramakrishnan, CS Dept, McBryde Hall, VaTech


Spock
-- 
.sig?  We don' need no steenkin' .sig!

Bruce Anderson: A tradition of Chaos and Disorder since 1967
spock@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (unix)	00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp (VAX)
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!  BSU disclaims me, and I disclaim them.
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From: ubhjp@sun.rz.tu-clausthal.de (H.-J. Pfeffer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: amusing system errors
Date: 14 Sep 92 13:19:09 GMT
Organization: Techn. Univ. Clausthal
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Ref: old micro's ...

I remember my first DOS-PC saying :                                   
               "keyboard not connected - press F1 to continue ..."


      ________    .....................................     _______             
    (/______ /|   :      Hans - Juergen Pfeffer       :    |\ ______\)          
  (/______ /| |   : Technische Universitaet Clausthal :    | |\ ______\)        
  |:   man| | |   :      Universitaetsbibliothek      :    | | |help  :I        
  |:   sun| | |   :-----------------------------------:    | | |cms   :I        
  |:      | |/    :        ubhjp@139.174.1.3          :     \| |      :I        
  |:______|/      :   ubhjp@sun.rz.tu-clausthal.de    :       \|______:I        


 ... if computing wasn't fun, no one would do it ...
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Xref: sparky rec.humor:28554 aus.jokes:1238 alt.folklore.computers:13945 comp.misc:3695 sci.physics:14611 sci.edu:989
From: dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,comp.misc,sci.physics,sci.edu,aus.com
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 20:31:27 EDT
Organization: ACME products - artillery division

danw@ee.su.oz.au (Dan Wuescher) writes:

> In article <1992Sep8.075304.5164@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.
> >THOUGHTS
> >
> 
> Sokol's Law:
> 	The intelligence of the driver is inversely proportional
> 	to the height of his tires.

Johnson's corollary: Each chrome accessory on a vehicle lowers the
driver's IQ by one point.


--
"A leopard never changes his stripes" 
           -- Al Gore, candidate for vice-president
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Pearl Harbour (was Re:Agnostics and Athiests)
Date: 11 Sep 92 13:07:21 GMT
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH


In a previous article, rlw@atlanta.dg.com (Richard Wright) says:

>In article <1992Sep7.200406.49637@ccvax.ucd.ie>, wboatclb@ccvax.ucd.ie writes:
>|> In article <1992Sep6.185842.182694@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GLEN TORLEIF RYEN) writes:
>|> 
>|> >     Over?!?  Nothing is over until we say it is!  Was it over when the Germans
>|> > bombed Pearl Harbor?
>|> > 
>|> >                                 John Belushi (RIP)
>|>   
>|> I think the Japanese deserve the credit here. 
>|> 
>|> - Rob.
>
>	Oops. There goes my "Humor Deficiency Detector Mk IV...
>	It's a JOKE, Rob. To be more exact, it is a line from a 
>	movie. Belushi played a not-too-bright fighter pilot.

Wrong movie, dude...you're thinking of "1942".  The quote came from the movie
"Animal House", where Belushi played a not-too-bright college student...

>       The 
>	line is from a hilarious 'inpirational speech'. You really 
>	MUST get out more, son. 
>

This, however, is correct...


>	Thought for the day ---
>		Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: 
>		Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally
>		dies as a result.
>
>-- 
>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*
>* "Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get   *
>*  stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal."             *
>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*
>* Richard L. Wright, Jr             * Disclaimer:                       *
>* Data General Corporation          *  The views expressed here are the *
>* System Evaluation and Performance *  One True Way to Enlightenment.   *
>*   Analysis Center (SEPAC)         *  Everyone shares my views, they   *
>* Norcross, Georgia, USA  30092     *  just don't realize it yet.       *
>* (404) 448-6072                    *      Riiiiiight.                  *
>*-----------------------------------------------------------------------*
>	Oh, go ahead and flame me. It's been a slow week.
>
-- 
*...your Friendly Neighborhood Atheist // "Assembly of God???  Strange.. *
*      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // I was not aware that the diety  *    
*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // was available in source form..." *
****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************
From: jdare@math.rutgers.edu (James Dare)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: answering machine messages
Date: 5 Sep 92 04:03:24 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


Here is the message I have on my answering machine.  It is a "song"
of sorts, written and performed by the Northside Travel Club: a
singing duo in Indianapolis, Indiana.


We're sorry we're not home right now, we thank you for your call,
We are such merry people; we love you one and all.
Please leave your name and phone number, we'll call you back with luck,
But if you should hang up to soon, GO TAKE A FLYING...<beep!>


Give it a try!
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| James A. Dare          | Hammered a screwdriver into my ear, to my brain.   |
| E-mail:                | I'm watchin' my life swirl down the drain          |
| jdare@math.rutgers.edu | And I'm feelin' about as Abel as Cain              |
| Snail-mail:            | But I guess that that's the price of fame          |
| P.O. Box 4104          | When you're destined to live on a STREET OF SHAME! |
| Highland Park, NJ      |                        --Foetus                    |
|            08904-4104  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Phone: (908) 463-1788  | I saw an x-ray of a girl passing gas!              |
|                        |                        --Butthole Surfers          |
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| Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.|
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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 14:40:32 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: My favourite pick-up line (sorta)

In a bar/pub/club/disco/dance hall/church picture this.

Across the room, she is sitting there.  A stunning vision of beauty with
all the right things in all the right places.  You get up the nerve and finish
your drink/confession.  Walk over, look herin the eye and say:

Hi.  Can I buy you a drink/lunch?

If she says "YES", you're in.  If she says "Piss off, you little dweeb" I
like to respond with:

"That's OK, I had to go take a shit anyway..."

It's amazing I've been seeing the same girl for over two years.  ;-)


Hans C. Masing | HCM100@PSUVM.psu.edu  | Penn State University MIS Dept |

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is
"God is crying."  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to
tell him is "Probably because of something you did."  - Jack Handey
From: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Bui_Kim_le_Hoa)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Rose pictures
Date: 15 Sep 1992 15:48:27 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.  Mt. View, Ca.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Bui_Kim_le_Hoa)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eb4ts1.ebay.sun.com




	Hi there.. I wonder if you have a picture of rose like one of the picture that you post .. if you have them can you pls send it to me.
thanks in advance.
P.S. or if you can get it from someone else .. again thanks..:-)


I know there are a lot of them out there, but I don't know where to find them.
Please send me your favorites ... or a collection of them, if you have it.

		thank you.
	
		hoalekb@eb4ts1.ebay.Sun.COM
From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A grease joke
Date: 9 Sep 92 15:04:51 GMT
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Varennes, Canada

One day, Joe went to washroom and saw the other man besides him
had a long long dick.  So, he asked:

-- Geez, do you have any secret to get that?
-- Man, the secret is just grease.  Use grease every day and see the result.

So, Joe tried it, but not result.  And even it was going smaller.

Some time after, Joe saw the same guy and asked him:

-- Are you sure your secret is working?  I tried and see the results (they
were again in washroom).
-- Hum.  What kind of grease did you use?
-- Crisco.  Why?
-- (laughing)  You know, Crisco is a shortening grease!

-- 
  \_\    Denis Beauregard  *  internet:beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca
 /   \   Genealogiste officiel : Beauregard/Jarret/Jarest/Vincent
J   __>  Un Quebec renouvele dans une Amerique renovee
\_.-===                                                  Opinions ? Et pis non !
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: draper@ais.org (Patrick Draper)
Subject: Re: Hello
Organization: UMCC
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 21:31:38 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.135537.6588W@viper.edb.tih.no> terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b) writes:
>In article <1992Sep11.171309.27762@ra.msstate.edu>, bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak) writes:
>
>
>>Hello.  How are you today?
>I'm fine, so cascade away!
OK. You can call me ray.


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: miket@unislc.uucp (Michael Thompson)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Reply-To: miket@unislc.UUCP (Michael Thompson,B2C04,4560)
Organization: Unisys, Salt Lake City
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 14:17:39 GMT

In article <14551@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>In article <1992Aug28.154306.17938@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>>What kind of idiot are you? Look at the group title: soc.culture.polish
>>this has nothing to do with dog jokes. So why don't you post this crap
>>in rec.humor.
>
>I'm not sure what kind of idiot he is but I can tell you what kind of idiot
>he isn't .
>
>He isn't the kind of idiot that includes 94 lines from an article only to
>include three lines of text.
>
>He isn't the kind of idiot that doesn't read the Newsgroups line so doesn't
>realize that the joke was actually posted to rec.humor as well.
>
>He is, however, an idiot with a sense of humor.

John,
Glad to hear my joke was appreciated by some, even if Mario didn't like it.
But somehow I suspect Mario would have a hard time appreciating most, if not
all, jokes.

Mike

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch)
Subject: Re: Joke in need of a punchline
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 03:34:41 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.125900.20690@bcars6a8.bnr.ca> coop4y44@bnr.ca (Robb Keayes) writes:
>I have had the opening line of what I think has the potential to be a pretty
>good joke kicking around in my head for some time.  Tragically, I can't for the
>life of me come up with a body for it.  Here is the line:
>
>	"Two nuns, a vampire and a hockey stick walk into a bar..."
>
>Is there a kind soul out there who might be able to complete this unfinished 
>(potential :) masterpeice?
>
>Robb

vampire says,"I'll have a bloody mary"

first nun says,"I'll have a virgin mary"

second nun says,"I'll have the hockey stick!"



-John D. Munch
Organization: Doctoral student, History, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 09:31:49 -0400 
From: Lori Cole <lc1r+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Funny Names
	<1992Sep10.182529.23871@rtsg.mot.com>

I went through school with April N. (no middle name, just an initial)
Paris.  Some parents merit capital punishment.

Along those lines, see John Train's _Remarkable Names of Remarkable People_.

Lori Cole