From: mdk@chopin.udel.edu (Matthew D Kupelian)
Subject: Re: Dallas/Buffalo
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 23:18:42 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.201115.79726@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mrn3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MATTHEW R. NARBY) writes:
>In article <C17op2.Its@news.udel.edu>, mdk@brahms.udel.edu (Matthew D Kupelian)
>writes:
>>
>>I feel that Dallas will defeat the Bills because their offense is better
>>and their defense is better.  Period.  I predict the score will be:
>>
>>               Dallas 41
>>               Bills  13
>>
>>And I'm not even a Cowboys fan--in fact, I can't stand them and will be
>>rooting for the Bills.  As a Steeler fan, I'm quite used to futile
>>expenditures of energy rooting for lost causes.
>>
>>I also predict Bruce Smith, who I think is undersized and overrated,
>>will be on the sidelines by the second half nursing his poor ribs while
>>the commentators note how bravely he played.  What a trooper.
>>
>Yeah, and I suppose that Barry Foster is a below average back who shouldn't
>even be playing in the NFL. Bruce is pretty damn big, about 6'4", 260+, and if
>that's too small, then how about his speed? How about his ability to hurtle
>6'+ lineman like he was just playing a child's game of leapfrog? Or how about
>that he has the most QB sacks of anyone over the last four years, not counting
>last year as he was hurt. I wonder if you know what it's like to have cracked
>ribs when somebody's hard plastic helmet hits them going about 10-20mph with
>over two hundred pounds of force behind it? I wonder if you'd even get up off
>the field. The only lost cause you have is your unfounded mouth. As for the
>Bills losing the SB that bad is simply hysterical, and I'll laugh at you, and
>remember you, when Bruce gets his SB ring. Gee, you must not be too good a
>judge of talent, since Smith's opponents have voted him to four Pro-Bowls.
>-- 

Listen, asshole, it doesn't matter whether the Bills lose by 28 points
or 1 point, does it?  They'll still be called, uh, what do you call
teams that lose---LOSERS----that's it.  Maybe they could negotiate with
Denver to share the name Broncos.  The Buffalo Broncos.  I like the
sound.

And before you note that the Steelers are losers, I agree.  Hell, call
me a loser if you want.  Sticks and stones can break my bones but names
can never hurt me.  I've been called worse things by people who have
better favorite teams than you.

No, I wouldn't get up off the field if I had cracked ribs and someone
hit me with 200 pounds of force.  I'd walk my loser ass off to the
sideline to watch the real men play the game.

You're right.  Bruce is great.  He is brave.  I may have been wrong
about that, but I'm not wrong that he's overrated.  

See what you've made me do.  I really want the Bills to win, just so I
can say "Well, the Steelers lost to them, but they were the best team in
the league"  but now, you've offended me, MR. BILLS, and I don't know
what to do.  The real fact of the matter is, since I don't like either
team, I couldn't really give a flying fuck who wins.  If Buffalo wins, I
hope you do think of me.  It's nice to  be thought about.

					Me and my unfounded mouth.
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