HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates)
Subject: Re: my RFA application
Organization: Physics Dept. The University of Queensland
Distribution: world               
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:30:28 GMT

In article <kai02560920813181025@depeche.toppoint.de>, kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:
|> I was told to write *something* about "fire" and "romance"
|> to become a member of the famous "Romantic Fire Association".
|> But since my English is not the best I hope you can forgive
|> my that the following story may not be the best. And if I
|> write in German nobody will understand it ;) I hope you'll
|> like. Here we go:
|> 
|> 
|>                THE LITTLE PEOPLE FROM ARCLAND
|>                ------------------------------
|> [nice application deleted ...]
|> Kai.
|>     
|> ----
|> Kai Voigt, Werftstrasse 2, 2300 Kiel 14, Germany, +49 431 7297514
|>                   I'm too sexy for this .sig

Ausgezeichnet, ganz ausgezeichnet!
Excellent, like really excellent! :-)
						Tony.
[Knight Defender of the Grail of Human Dignity]
[I'm not even going to *try* to translate this ...]
From: tvechins@eng.auburn.edu (Toni R. Vechinski)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: FOOD FIGHT - CONGA - PORTABLE HOLE
Date: 11 Sep 92 20:43:50 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Auburn University Engineering

|> DreamWeaver pulled a minature TaffyPullerSlingShot from his coat and fired
|> it at Shadowette ... effectively wrapping her hands in taffy and sticking
|> them to the wall.  A quick burst from the Thompson and one foot's
|> SuctionCup gave way ... leaving her stuck to the wall by the taffy and her
|> one remaining Cup ...

The Shadowette is hanging hopelessly on the wall by a few strands of taffy.
She had always knew that someday her time would come, but she had never
dreamed it would have been in this manner.  She always thought she would
be saving some hopeful, yet unsuccessful, romantic in the pursuit of justice
for the human heart.  She would gladly sacrifice her heart and her life
for that.  But to be done in by *DREAM TAFFY*?  What would her parents say?

"Hey Dream......I thought you said you had no hard feelings about that 
little honey-popcorn-butter deal?" says the Shadowette as she is seen
squirming against the wall trying to free her wrists from the taffy.  

In almost complete defeat, Shadowette stops her struggling and justs leans
her head up against the wall between her arms that are stretched above her.
She starts bumping her head up against the wall saying,

"Think, Think, THINK.  You weren't top in your class at the BLACK CAPE
ACADEMY for nothing, dear.  THIIIIIIINK, DARN YOU!"

Meanwhile, in the Fireside Lounge, Dream's CarmelCockRoach, of the planet
Godiva, continues to eat its way through the 8 ft high mountain of candy
in search of Rip.  

Back in the ARCafeteria, the ex-conga-ers were still stuck in the puddle
of SemiSolidButterScotchPudding wondering how they were going to get out
of this sweet mess.  The puddle was continuing to grow and if they didn`t
do something quick, it would soon take over the entire ARCafeteria  and
spread to the Fireside Lounge threatening the Fireside Fire.  

"AAAAHHHHAAAAA!" shouts Shadowette.

The ex-conga-ers look to Shadowette.

A plan has started to form in Shadowette's head, one that would free all
the ex-conga-ers, Rat, and herself and GOO-lishly demolish any plans for
a counterattack from Rip and DreamWeaver.  

Shadowette takes her one free foot and kicks open the QuickReleaseValves
on her other and, with all the skills of an expert contortionist, she 
twists her legs up into her cape reaching for her................

Suddenly, she stops her efforts and looking straight ahead, over the heads
of the ARCers, her eyes widen in horror and dread and gasps loudly.....

"GAAAAAAASSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPP!.......No, NO!.....It.....it CAN'T BE!"


                   .................The Shadowette...............
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From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Oops ... Re: Sounds like....
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 03:44:07 GMT

In article <18ino1INNb3b@rodan.UU.NET> de Baldemon sez:
>>>Seeing as I'm still Blade's PR Agent, its my duty to tell you.....
>>>
>>>     NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THIS MAN!!!!
>>>
>>>Heck, it was weeks before I could do the dishes without looking over my
>>>shoulder...*shiver*
>>Gee ... thanks, Julie.  Rip warned me of the same thing ... I'm considering
>>doing the wallflower *thang* at the CaliChat ... just keep my glasses on,
>>my head bowed, and my body in a corner and attract *no* attention ...
>
>
>My, what a horrible reputation seems to have accumulated upon my
>innocent shoulders...

Point the first, it is only what you deserve.  Point the second, with
shoulder *that* size, alittle 'horrible reputation' should not be hard
to bear...

>I would just like to say, as RIP is so very fond of telling us...
>
>       I have the strength of ten, because my heart is pure...
>
>And any poor sucker who believes that gets EXACTLY what they deserve.

Hey!  At least in *my* case it is the truth!  (But then we all know
how I feel about 'the truth'...)

>Of course, what they deserve might be a very delicious thing indeed.


Ohhhhh!  You bitch you!

rip
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From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: New Prez of the RFA
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 20:05:34 GMT

In article <Bu9pzE.90o@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kramersc@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Scott C. Kramer) writes:

>Keywords: Can I join???????

Sure you can!!

Lisa Announces:
>>
>>Hello to all you folks in the Romantic Fire Association
>>and all in ARC-Land....  I'm here to announce the new
>>President of the Romantic Fire Association.  After tallying
>>all the votes, we have come to a definite winner.
>>
>>        The New President of the RFA is
>>
>>            Ms. Julie Malone !!!!
>>
>>**Applause**  **Applause**   **The Crowd Yells "Speech Speech"**
>>
>>Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
>

> I would like to join your club.  I am a hopeless romantic.....
                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That's what you need to be to be in the RFA!!

I do believe it's Julie's job now to explain all the
"ins and outs" of getting into the RFA.  

"Oh Madam Prez Julie!!"   She's around here somewhere....
Just look for the pretty brunette with a glow all around
her (she's getting married in less than two weeks!)  :-)

>And have been one since the day I was born....
>
>Thanks,
>Scotto
                 **Welcome Bewitching Huggs**

Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
and Honoured Former President
of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
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From: kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw)
Subject: Re: CHECK... CHECK
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 17:55:28 GMT


David Sprow asks:
>Am I here?
Not that I can see....

BDC
-- 
   "Life is a highway, I want to drive it all night long" 
    Tom Cochrane 
    1983 750 Maximum
    kkwwkk@mixcom.com                 shaw@mixcom.com
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: FOOD FIGHT
Date: 11 Sep 92 20:12:41 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Sep11.063844.18790@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>In article <1992Sep10.211906.20860@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep9.222610.5243@dsd.es.com> lfink@dsd.es.com (Lonnie Fink) writes:
>>>In article <tvechins.920909104120@eng.auburn.edu>, tvechins@eng.auburn.edu (Toni R. Vechinski) writes:
>>>> Shadowette sits down next to Rat.
>>>> Looking up from his new ACME toy, he nods.
>
>**bunch deleted**
>
>>Lis shouts loudly, "It's my BRO!!  Yeah!!!!"
>>
>>>As he says this, Rip begins firing mercilessly upon the crowd.  Both
>>>the Rat and Shadowette, as well as everyone else, is soon covered in
>>>an array of toppings, icecream, nuts and banana's.  As Rip drives his
>>>BST out the east wall, the Rat turns to Shadowette and says:
>>>
>>>  "I think we found our next victim..  He does make a good banana split,
>>>however I'd rather be eating it and not wearing it."  The Rat and Shadowette
>>>begin contemplating how to get Rip for covering them in butterscotch,fudge,
>>>ice cream, nuts, etc...
>>>>                  .........The Shadowette...............
>>>The Rat
>>
>>Lis look at the Rat and at Shadowette.  "I can't believe
>>he did that, and to his own sis as well!  Hey, Better get
>>that Rip good!  I'll help if ya need me!"
>
>Oh, Lis!  I always thought blood was thicker than wa....no, make that
>chocolate!  *sniff*  I'm sorry but I didn't see ya in with the rest
>of the crowd.  I mean you *were* covered with chocolate and goo and
>stuff!  Besides, if I *did* see ya, I would have made double sure you
>got a double shot of sticky, gooie, syrup!
>
>rip

You're such a thoughtful Bro!   Giving me a DOUBLE DOSE
of sticky stuff  ....  Now, if I could only find someone to
help clean this stuff off of me....  

Wonder if Jeff is around....Oh Jeff!! Are you busy??  

Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
and Honoured Former President
of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: An Announcement and Re: Food fight
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 13:36:05 GMT

cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) announces:

>Let it here be heard that clare shall sadly be leaving ARC for a short
>period. Her evil taskmasters (they like to call themselves lecturers

*sob*, t'will be a saddened time here without your effervescent
presence to grace our lives. *kiss*

>Food Fight?  What Food fight? I don't see no Food Fight. Oh you mean
>that little scuffle over there - that isn't a food fight, now in the
>old days we really knew how to throw a food fight then, naked men
>dancing on the tables, the works, try to tell this to young folk these

NAh, they don't understand a REAL food fight...shucks, maybe I should
join in and show them a bit. I could dance naked on a table?...I
dunno, I am too busy to get involved in a food fight right now...maybe
next time.

Steve
-- 
Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
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From: evie@rodan.UU.NET (Evie Allen)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Lonely cat free to good home
Date: 10 Sep 1992 16:57:13 -0400
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

In article <BuDqJL.vH@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
>
>Sure!  I suppose you want my opinion on meeting loves thru the net...
>
>Well, it certainly can happen!  It was only last January that Steven and
>The best way to get to know someone thru this medium is to be completely
>open with that person.  Really let your personality come thru.  Otherwise,
>you're only showing a part of yourself.
>
I have been totally honest with this person and I feel he has been
totally honest with me....It just feels a little odd to have feelings
for a person I've never actually met.  He's already become a friend
to me...he always talks to me about my daughter and the whenever I
get aggrivated or upset about the "single mother" issue, he's always
right there to talk me through it.  I quess I'm going to go into
this with an open mind and hope that everything will work out.

What about the distance issue....Do they ever really work?

Thanks...
Bladette
From: darren@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: CHECK... CHECK
Date: 16 Sep 92 16:29:31 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

In article <1992Sep15.212010.15058@news.unomaha.edu>, dementia@cwis.unomaha.edu (Diane Atkinson) writes:
> dks@sr.com  writes:
>> Checking to see if I've returned from the net.graveyard yet.
>> 
>> Am I here?
>> 
> I dunno, are you?  I mean, we might think you're here, but maybe
> you're just a product of some mass hallucination.  Lord only knows,
> we ourselves might be entirely imaginary.  
> ;)
> 
> Di (maybe)
>> David S.

You mean we could be dreamt up by someone dreamt up by someone 
dreaming?
-- 
Gandalf (reality-dreaming about days. um, day-dreaming about reality)

-I am, therefore I think.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: HElP ME please..........
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 18:18:54 GMT


::DreamWeaver hears Woody's plea for help ... and it sends him back in
time ... not that long ago ... just last week, in fact ... to when he felt
... well ... anyway ...::

Woody, there are ways of "dating" without really "dating", ways that don't
put you on the "SO Offensive", which is what you're trying to avoid, I
beliebe (at least, you don't want to scare her ... but, then again, she
could be waiting for you to _do_ something).

Ask her if she wants to do a lunch thing (nice and tame) ... or perhaps a
movie as part of a group of friends (previous experience has shown that
people are a little less edgy if they aren't in a one-on-one at first).

Biggest thing you can do ... and most important ... is _ask_.  Even if she
says "no", and you still remain friends (sometimes a tough thing, but it
can be very rewarding) ... the fact that your attitude didn't change
because of that might be additional impetus to her to find out more about
what makes you "different" from the rest.

Good luck!

-DreamWeaver

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: FOOD FIGHT!!!! (CC joins the fray!)
Keywords: DUCK..., incoming
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 03:58:59 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.175729.28736@pony.Ingres.COM> jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:
>In article <1992Sep6.230550.28046@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep5.212936.25348@pony.Ingres.COM> jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:
>>>  Got somethin' nice
>>>  and hot to defrost them with, CC?  *gigglegrin*
>>>  (Geez, I _should_ be doin' my homework!  No discipline.
>>>  Tsk, tsk.  What ever should I do about it?? 8^)
>>
>>Well, you got two choices.  1) you can cave in like all the *other*
>>people who think that they will get thier homework done, and enjoy
>>yourself, or 2) You can enroll in Rip's School of Discipline.  I
>>can gaurantee you, that after you complete this course, you will know
>>what discipline *really* is!!  Brewhahahaahahahaha!!!!!
>>
>>
>>ripomaniac
>
>  If it's all the same to you, rip... I'll gladly cave in!!

But, I was willing to pay your tuition!  I have a great grant program!
Besides, you would have caved in at the School too! Brewhahahaha!!

>  Judi
>  The Official Procrastinatin' Dryad of the RFA
>  (Honest,Officer,HeLockedMeInTheClosetWithASheep!!)


Oh, you loved it and you know it, you sheepdipper you!

rip(WellSheAskedMeTo,Honest!)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: New Prez of the RFA
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 14:10:50 GMT

ender@shrike.UU.NET (Pete Walsh) shares: 


>Join the club!!  I'm confused too!!  Am I still Sec2daPrez or am I now just
>(well, not JUST) Apprentice Warlock to the Good Romantic Witch???

As far as I'm concerned, you're very welcome to remain Sec to the Prez.  And 
since I'm boss, Steven don't have any say so....besides, as long as you
behave, he won't care....

;)

>
>A new Prez should choose hi or her own secretary and cabinet, etc...
>Julie, er, that is, Madam President, I would be honoured to continue on
>as Secretary to the President of the RFA if you so desire, but will also
>gladly step down if you'd like to give someone else a shot at it...  or if
>anyone else is rarin' to take it...  Anyone want to run against me for the
>chance to work under Julie??

Better be careful of that wording, my CuteLitteSecretary....
>
>Er, Steve?  What are you doing with that knife?  Steve?  STEVE?!  Oh, er,
>no...  er, you misunderstand...  I didn't mean it quite like THAT...  well,
>not exactly...  you see...  AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGH  <insert pitter patter
>of rapidly moving Ender feet here>   "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAALLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!
>EvilTwistedMichaelJFoxClone in need of HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAALLLLLPPP!!!"

Oops!  See...told ya....

>Ender
><titles in limbo>

No longer...


***************************************************************
Julie Salter (just trying it on for size)
President, Romantic Fire Association
Former PR Agent for Blade (guess he's on his own...OH DEAR!)
***************************************************************

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From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: FOOD FIGHT - CONGA - PORTABLE HOLE
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 21:33:54 GMT

In article <tvechins.920911154457@eng.auburn.edu> tvechins@eng.auburn.edu (Toni R. Vechinski) writes:

**tons deleted**

>And with that, she drags Shadowette out the door, past DreamWeaver, who has
>just found Rip within the candy mountain.  They look up as she is dragged
>past and Shadowette says,  "My mother.   See you guys later."
>
>
>                  .................The Shadowette.................


Ok, we will be waiting for you.....  Brewhahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!


rip
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From: uwanless@mcl.ucsb.edu (Selective)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat,alt.romance
Subject: Re: The Story
Keywords: Angel, my true love
Date: 10 Sep 92 16:57:05 GMT

A touching story, well-written in its emotions. I think Angel could do with
more description other than "glorious splendor" though. What strikes you most
about this woman as she walks into the door? What is she wearing, and how
does she contrast with the room and the fireplace. The mood is there, but I
think the story could use a bit more appeal to the physical senses...and yes,
I mean without sex.

--
************Paul Wanless "vangy"******************

"GO SYNTHESIZE A COMPOUND"
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates)
Subject: Re: Space Cadets
Keywords: Rip Skywalker...
Organization: Physics Dept. The University of Queensland
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 07:04:36 GMT

In article <1992Sep14.055635.14444@sequent.com>, rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
|> In article <BuJv9A.KsE@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au> coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates) writes:
|> >In article <1992Sep14.025249.12812@sequent.com>, rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
|> >|>
|> >|>
|> >|>
|> >|> Previously on `Space Cadets'
|> >|>
|> >|> "So, side by hip, the two went to town to B&B's, or as the locals
|> >|> called it, just plain Hell...."
|> >|> ______________________________________________________________________
|> >|>
|> >|> [latest installment deleted ...]
|> >
|> >Fantastic.  With emphasis on the fantasy! ;-)
|> >                                                       Tony.
|> 
|> 
|> Well, thanks Tony!  Nice to know *someone* appreciates me...! :-)
|> 
|> Just wait 'til you see what happens *next*!! (heehee!)
|> 
|> rip(always keep 'em guessin'!)

Appreciate?  That's not the word *I* would have used.  No, I'm just
buttering you up (I'm not into WD40).  Don't say you weren't warned! 
And make sure you flip the safety catch on your light sabre before
sticking it down the front of your trousers ....
							Tony.
[Knight Defender of the Grail of Human Dignity]
[or KDGHD for short]
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From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: New Prez of the RFA
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:53:40 GMT

ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) shares: 


>Yes, there were quite a few people that DID vote, imagine that! I was
>amazed at the number of voting type letters I got. Of course, not
>EVERYONE voted, can't beat the apathy, y'know. Blade didn't vote so we
>are gonna mail him an anaconda disguised as a scarf...*smirk*

Well, he did do a second nomination thing where he began to tell my sorid
past...that was completely fictional...;)


>	Yes, by a wide margin too...Ender got quite a few votes also
>but I think the feminist supremacy types were more motivated to vote.
>*grin*

Hey, we gotta stick together!  Sorry Ender.  You fought a good fight...
*shakes hand*
*kisses his cheek*
*snicker*



>	Yeah , c'mon babe, uh..I mean Ms. Prez, let's hear a speech.

I'm workin' on it...I just found out!  

>
>HEY!!! Since Julie is now the RFA president, does that make me First
>Dude? (thanks for teh phrase to Ender).

You are allowed to pick your own title....

First Dude
Prez's man squeeze....

Whatever you like...


>
>Steven - fiance to the new Prez.

*giggle*

How 'bout Presiden't Official Sex Slave...;)


Julie
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: New Prez of the RFA
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 21:14:49 GMT

lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) shares: 

>
>Yeah, where's your secretary when ya need him, hey?  :)

I don't know.  But wait, is Ender my secretary?  I'm so confused...

>>
>>How 'bout President's Official Sex Slave...;)
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Julie
>
>That's EXCELLENT, Prez Julie!!   I'll second that title
>for Steven!!    :-)

Yeah, just wait 'til he gets time to read ARC....*snicker*  I'll have to
be real nice to him tonight so he don't discipline me....*giggle*


***************************************************************
Julie Salter (just trying it on for size)
President, Romantic Fire Association
Former PR Agent for Blade (guess he's on his own...OH DEAR!)
***************************************************************
From: bz687@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (E. Andi Woods)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Missing Gypsy
Date: 9 Sep 92 15:50:34 GMT
Reply-To: bz687@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (The Gypsylady)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) says:

>Glad to see you again! I hope that all is well with you these days...:)
>
>**HUGZ**
>
I knew there was a reason that i missed this place...

thank you Tyger... :) *hugs* to you too... :)

*hugs-n-kisses* to all

Andi
Official Gypsy of the RFA
-- 
|   "If I must die, O let me choose my death...        |Editor's note:
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|let our tongs meete and striue as they would sting... |to change with out
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From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Acceptance Speach
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 19:33:25 GMT

Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> remarks portentiously:


>First rule....
>
>French Kiss...its the law...*snicker*

	Sheesh, give her some authority and she already starts making
rules...just like a woman. 

**steve looks about for rabid feminists**

>And Steven...what title are you going to choose for yourself?  Hum?  ARCland
>is waiting breathlessly....oh wait, that's me....sorry....
>
>*giggle*

I have a title, sweetest...The Prez's Master.

*steve now digs a hole and pulls the top in **

S.
-- 
Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
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