HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful Do The Right Thing
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 13:08:16 GMT

In <7182@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

>Yesterday I filled in and signed my Poll Tax form.

>-- Ken "Upright law-abiding citizen" Johnson

So what *is* the tax rate per centimeter?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: party trick #1
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 17:07:16 GMT

schraag@fwi.uva.nl (Joost Schraag) writes:
: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
: + I seem to recall that there is a band called the Ice Cubes, from Scandinavia
: + somewhere.  They had a song called "In The Dutch Mountains"(hey, maybe they 
: + were Dutch)which I quite liked.  If they weren't called the Ice Cubes, then
: + it was something else that I always get confused with the Sugarcubes.
: + 
: + You can still have the rights to the dance, though, Schnitz.
: + 
: + ---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
: 
: "In the Dutch mountains" was by the Dutch band "the Nits".
: 
: joost.

You're right.  This has been pointed out to me more than once.

So why the hell was I confusing the Nits with the Sugarcubes?

I swear, sometimes I don't know how my mind works.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Iron Maiden:Powerslave
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
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From: jjj@meteor.anu.edu.au (Joni Johnson)
Subject: Haiku Challenge
Organization: Infinity, Lyd.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 22:31:39 GMT


100 bonus points to the person who can make a haiku from the following words:

Geosynchronous
Antidefamatory
Mississippian


         Joni, still clicking her heels together to escape from Oz.

-- 
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                  jjj@merlin.anu.edu.au
    Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
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From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Very Creamy
Keywords: I hate the ad industry
Date: 21 Aug 1992 22:53:11 GMT
Organization: Rice University

Joe sits down at the counter.  "Ham on Rye, please.  Oh, and hold the mayo."

Margaret stops drying the plates and stares.  "Eh?  What's that?" she asks
     in her rich Irish brogue.

Joe's forehead creases slightly.  "Er.....ham.  Rye.  No mayo."

Margaret stares a moment more, then turns to the kitchen.  "Annie!  This
      man doesn't want mayo!"  Annie comes running.

"So!  You're the young man who doesn't want mayo."

"Er.....yes."

"And what's *wrong* with mayonnaise, may I ask?"

"I dunno.  It's kind of lumpy and gross, I guess."  The sisters exchange
      knowing glances.  Annie starts:

"Young man...."

"Joe."

"Joe -- have you tried real Kraft mayonnaise?  It's creamy...."

"....very creamy...."

"....very, *very* creamy.  You'll like it.  Margaret, make the sandwich."

Joe breaks in.  "No, no, ladies -- I don't want any mayo.  Honest!"

Margaret puts on her best stern-elderly-lady face.  "That's exactly
     what Lou said, isn't it, Annie?"

"So it is!  Oh, Joe, try the mayo!  It's so VERY creamy!"

"Extraordinarily creamy!"

"Creamily creamy!"

Joe throws up his hands.  "All right already!  I'll have the mayo!  Jeez..."
     Joe stares into his coffee cup and looks sulky.

Annie and Margaret smile knowingly.  "We knew you'd come around.  We'll have
     you your sandwich in two shakes of a lamb's tail.  Come along, Margaret."
     The two sisters, smiling at another conversion, enter the kitchen with
     their jar of real Kraft mayonnaise.

Annie stops at the huge pot bubbling on the stove.  She reaches in with a
     large spoon and tastes the white, gooey mass.  Margaret, slicing ham
     on the cutting board, calls out:  "How's the mayo coming, Annie?"

Annie stirs deeper and, smiling to her sister, fishes out Lou's head, saying:

"Oh, it's going to be very, VERY, *VERY* CREAMY!!!"
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: Help me hype up my job title.
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 04:14:26 GMT

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) said: 

> I do want "MIS" or "Information Systems" to appear in it.

There is something seriously wrong with your priority system.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
casually looking over a sales brochure for an IBM 3380 diskpack
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 17:25:43 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.040942.2409@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>: Currants.
>Copa Cabana.
Corazon.

><forestalling Laurie 8.>

4stalling the po8 laure8?

				--Blair
				  "4!!!"
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Go to the State Fair
Keywords: buns
Date: 21 Aug 92 17:26:22 GMT
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon

In article <1992Aug21.133634.27460@cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
>
>It seems that if you go to the State Fair here in Indiana, you can get a free  
>prostate exam. The mind boggles at the thought of the appearance of the booth.

	There was a booth for prostate exams at the Republican Convention.
        Business was brisk, I would assume, given the population of middle-
	aged men.

	- Larry Huntley.

-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | You played golf; you watched football;
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |   you drank beer -- we EVOLVED!
          Beaverton,  OR          |         - Rhonda,  "Thing-Fish"
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: new game show:  is this a mid-life crisis?
Date: 23 Aug 92 10:13:40 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex

ceej:
> Am I having a mid-life crisis?  Aren't I too young for that?
> (I'm 26.)  Aren't middle-aged men the only ones who get to 
> have mid-life crises?

Mark "The closest to angst you'll get from me" Lippert: 
> It means you're going to die at age 52.  I'd offer to go to your funeral,
> but I'm going to die when I'm 44.  Sorry.

oh drat.  that means i'll miss *both* your funerals;
my number's up at 40.  oh well.  i don't suppose i
would have made a concerted effort to get to WISCONSIN
for a funeral, anyway.

what am i talking about.  i don't even like funerals.
i'm not having one.  when i die, the configuration of
my body will collapse and all the molecules which were
busy being me will take off to do better things.  any
one who shows up looking to view the body will be shut
up a room for four hours and forced to listen to bob 
dylan records.

mind you, i figure most of the folks who come looking
wouldn't actually mind that.


chaos

continuous mid-life crisis since 1989 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Homework Assignment: 4 Words
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 12:37:33 GMT

In article <l8rsbjINNj4n@girtab.usc.edu> rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>
>5150

Isn't that the model number of an obsolete IBM machine?
--scott
From: dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: periodicity
Date: 18 Aug 92 22:34:30 GMT

Catching up on old news, now that I've shaken off my lethargy and
written, for the fifth or sixth time on different platforms, a header
filter for stored news that throws away the uninteresting parts. In
(n)awk, natch. Makes reading this dreck almost pleasant.

> Date: 10 May 92 09:12:04 GMT
> 	"I wonder if Kent is around ..."
> Dac
> Killfiled by a lesser number of people than Kent Paul Dolan. Just.

Hubris, it's just hubris, I say!

> From: mlegare@wetware.com (ml)
> Date: 11 May 92 23:08:42 GMT
> any contributions to assists in the uplifting of people of gray color
> will be greatly appreciated

Well, like folks of the "black" persuasion, Grey people have a hard
time showing up nicely in a photograph. What you need to do is work on
your color to grey level mapping. I saw an algorithm recently (may have
been Graphics Gems II, The Sequel, a real treasure trove) that
essentially did a mapping from 8 bit per gun color to about 1171 grey
scale levels, a big improvement over the standard 256. With a tool like
this, you can lift the Grey person right up out of the photographic
background and make him/her/it stand out like a neon sign.

> From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
> Subject: ad in Business Week
> Date: 12 May 92 00:11:12 GMT
> "The average employee spends 9.6% more time at the workplace than in bed."
> Mark., hurry up with the obvious followups

Can't quite qualify as a "hurry up" answer, hope your chance of losing your
virginity didn't hinge on the rapidity of response.

Anyway, the obvious followup is that the amount of sex to be had in the
workplace is in the same proportion, sex being a stochastic variable with
uniform distribution over time.

Suggest you visit CJ at SGI when you drop out to the left coast.

Your chances of catching the once proffered pity fuck still a valid offer
will then be 9.6% better.

> From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
> Subject: from the past
> Date: 12 May 92 03:05:07 GMT
> "Ok kids, time to face the truth:  VOLUME was a bad idea."
> 							still is

Oh, David, David, David.

If VOLUME!!! was a bad idea, why has the readership of t.b increased from
40,000 to 160,000 since it was adopted as the byword of the newsgroup?

Kent, the man from xanth.
(Reply-Address != dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil) => {bounce, dribble, sproing}
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Evading the toils and snares of compiled DBASE3 -- yeech!
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Libra Libre
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 03:00:57 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <1992Aug16.223303.14475@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>
  <TOMF.92Aug19184219@ai.bunny.gte.com> <8271@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au>

<** groffle!! **>
						--@ls
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Libra Libre
Date: 19 Aug 92 22:42:19 GMT
	<1992Aug16.223303.14475@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: aaron@space.ualberta.ca's message of 16 Aug 92 22:33:03 GMT


The Dewey Decimal System.  The Library of Congress system.
Wow, you people are really responsible book owners.

Me, I use what what I call the Rorschach system.
Here's one row of books from my living room that illustrates the basic idea:

	The Bible
	Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
	The Tempest
	C: A Reference Manual
	Ethics: Classic and Contemporary Essays
	Soul On Ice
	Vagabonding in the USA
	Moby Dick
	Fine Tune Your Brain             [*]
	Australia on $20 a day
	Recreational Drugs
	Tales from Margaritaville
	Shots (two issues so far)
	Art and Visual Perception
	The Elements of Style
	Joy Division: A History in Clippings
	Coming of Age in Samoa
	Introduction to a Theory of Computation
	Moby Dick
	Sexual Solutions
	Weiner Dog Art
	Lucid Dreaming
	Islands and Empires: Colonization in Asia and the South Pacific
	Claw Your Way to the Top
	A Prayer for Owen Meany
	The Human Brain Coloring Book
	Cliff Notes for Moby Dick
	Growing Wild and Hallucinogenic Mushrooms

I reorganize every few months and new patterns emerge.

-Tom

[*] Owning this constitutes a short shameful confession.
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: hi
Date: 20 Aug 92 19:16:45 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742

In article <9208190012.11@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>Working your way up the East coast, are you?

At this rate, I should end up in Canada in say, the year 2000 or so.  Unless
I disappear in Philadelphia during my slow northward migration.


yong-mi
I wonder if mjd would like to meet my cousin who goes to upenn
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: hi
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 09:08:24 GMT

In article <59757@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>
>I'm new here.

here are your instructions:

1.  go to the mongolian barbecue.  do it now.
2.  find chris torek and gaze in awe upon his blond god-like physique.
3.  buy mace.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 19 Aug 92 06:48:22 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA

>|Well, if you want to be technical, minimal health risk occurs when you don't
>|smoke at all.  Are you saying that 'moderate' tobacco use is none?
>
>I demand that all the world be rendered in shades of black and white
>ONLY. There is no need for any grey area. That would only be muddying
>the waters.
>
>Every person is either going to heaven or hell. There's no such thing
>as bisexuals. You are either on the bus or off the bus.
>
>Everything is either Good or Bad. Nothing in the middle.
>
>mr HEINOUS
>and if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

I've *got* to start using smileys.
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WILL RICTUS HEP'S FATHER PLEASE STAND UP?
Date: 20 Aug 92 00:39:44
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: rone@alcor.usc.edu's message of 20 Aug 1992 00:05:39 -0700

In article <l96h23INN4sb@alcor.usc.edu> rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:

> nj, [...] illustrious Latino.

He don't know me very well do he.


--
...							deutschland ueber alles
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rock races
Date: 12 Aug 92 17:21:36 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620


From alt.alien.visitors:

Howdy all ya friends and neighbors: Some people say I'm not going to 
get any respect unless I get serious so I'll give you a serious question;
Have you hugged your rock today? Dr. /demonde, a biologist in Lyon, France
left a rock on top of his electrocardiograph and when he came back after 
being on vacation he saw that the rock had inpressed pulses on the machine.
It was found that rocks breathe, but only one inhilation every three days
to two weeks. They have a pulse which is about a day and a half. They can
move but not too fast, about seven inches  in a period of 14 weeks. So 
there you have it spacefans, we should have a rock race.
John Winston.

This is my favorite posting of the week.

Jason
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Campaign Buttons 92
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:23:22 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania
In-reply-to: mattb@ctron.com's message of 20 Aug 92 16:00:51 GMT

In article <4783@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
>   In the interests of fair play, I'll start by pre-empting mjd's
>   predictable response:

        /-----------------\
        | four more years |
        |                 |
        |  * B O N G O *  |
        \-----------------/

   /-------------------------\
   | Meat on Every Bar-B-Cue |
   |                         |
   |      BONGO in 1992      |
   \-------------------------/


      /-------------------------\
      |    B * O * N * G * O    |
      |                         |
      |He'll Eat the Competition|
      |        For Lunch        |
      \-------------------------/
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: annoyance
Date: 20 Aug 92 03:46:30 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

I hate it when you want a coke from the coke machine but
it's the kind of coke machine without an ethernet connection
so you have to walk over there yourself.

I hate it when the sun doesn't rise for a couple days just
because it forgot.

I hate it when you're on stage, in the midddle of a song,
when you realize, "AIGH!  I don't know how to play these
instruments!  Maybe that's why everyone looks mad."

I hate it when people shy away because they sense that you're
Hitler reincarnated.

-Sho
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hello?
Date: 12 Aug 92 16:43:33 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Aug12.143053.8459@aio.jsc.nasa.gov>
walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov writes:

#  For people with such great wit
#  You people really spew some shit <g>

In the Summer every year
 Lots of newbies start posting here.
They think we'll let them join the crew
 Because they've nothing better to do.
Nice to see you; you're a toff!
 Now please find enclosed a giant economy size, non-returnable, caring,
    sharing Fuck Off [TM]. 

-- Ken "McGonagall" Johnson

-- 
////  Advice to dieters:          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////    Never eat more than       ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////    you can carry.            ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////               -- Miss Piggy  ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 22:59:39 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


replace all of the clothing in whorfs closet with pink frilly things.
page "mike hunt" on the inctercomm.
push the ship intercomm,say "the captain is a french fag!", and run.
store pornographic programs in the holodeck under "program wessley 1 and 2"
rewire all the buttons in the elevators
program the computer to flush all the toilets while riker takes a shower.
beam babes in the shower into the bar.
say to visiting alien diplomats if "homosayswhat?"
ask data is he can mindmelt with howard stern's penis.


-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
From: dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toasted honey smacks
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 12:59:57 GMT
Reply-To: munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac
FollowUp-To: talk.bizarre
 <1b83c922.ARN231a@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au> <8246@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au>
Keywords: 
Organization: More like Dis~, really.

In article <8246@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au>, Mark Newton writes:

> In article <1b83c922.ARN231a@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au> munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac writes:
> >No.  Nor do we have twinkies, Saren wrap, Cherry Coke, or several
> >billion other 'trade names' that you're used to.
> 
> We have Twinkies now.  They're selling them at the snack bars all over
> campus.

Mark,

Believe it or not, I didn't need to know this.

Twinkies? BARF!

Dac
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Story
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 16:49:56 GMT

Blair P. Houghton writes:
>Write a novella, in a children's-book style, involving the
>following elements:
>	1.  taking a bath
>	2.  playing with vegetables
>	3.  HOT water
>	4.  big spoons

Isn't this the plot for the autobiography of Sybil?
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Re: NEEDLE_NARDLE_NOO
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,soc.religion.christian
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 20:33:44 GMT

In article <n84m=6q.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
>IN TALK.BIZARRE lwsand03@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>)
>)       *****************************************************
>)       *            NUKE   THE   GAY    WHALES             *
>)       *                   FOR    JESUS                    *
>)       *****************************************************
>
>Been there, done that.
>
>Unless strongly objected to within 24 hours,
>alt.nuke.gay.whales.jesus.tech will be created.

  I strongly object to the creation of this group!!!!  I don't care about
any gays or whales or other communists, but I'll not have nukes associated
with this topic.  Nukes are good and clean and American, and if you dont
like 'em you can go and live in Iraq.

					so there,
					John

p.s.  Spare the smegma rich flame Roger.  If yer gonna flame me at least
      be creative.

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Long shameful confession: my biggest sin
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 18:51:14 GMT

Several years ago I was at a popular progressive
dance club in downtown Orlando.  This particular
night they had a special promotion: Spuds MacKenzie
(you know, the Original Party Animal) was scheduled
to make an appearance.  He even had his own special
tour bus, which we saw outside on our way into the
club.  Anyway, we were enjoying a few beers on the
second floor of the place, leaning against the ledge
overlooking the first floor.  A buxom young promo
girl walked in with Spuds in here arms and proceeded
to parade him around.  In fact, they walked the mutt
directly underneath where we were hanging out.  Not
two seconds after this did I realize my mistake: I
had passed up a golden opportunity to pour a beer
on Spuds MacKenzie's head.

My friends tried to console me the rest of the night,
but they just didn't realize how much gestures like 
this mean to me.

mark

"Carpe diem"
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: rictus hep; alive and well
Date: 15 Aug 92 14:16:10 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Aug14.180444.12164@ichips.intel.com>, bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
> In article <1992Aug14.061031.25308@fcom.cc.utah.edu> green eyed monsters writes:
>>	COGNITO ERGO POTATO
> 
> Magneto ergo rodento.
> 
> 				--Blair
> 				  "Why is a mouse when it spins?"

The higher the fewer.
Now, where does that come from?

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: Oh Dear -- They Are Operating On My Cerebellum....
Organization: Rice University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 01:41:40 GMT

...and I'm feeling a certain amount of trepanation....
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill