From: 01ksdavis@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: alt.romance
Subject: Universal Energy part II, unreality exposed
Date: 2 Sep 92 04:13:50 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.141825.13082@news.iastate.edu>, partee@iastate.edu (Jonathan F Partee) writes:
>>The body has full capability to heal itself of any disease, if we
>>have the right thoughts in our head.  There are documented cases of
>>people with multiple personalities for which one personality has
>>a disease, like diabetes, and another personality is completely
>>healthy.
> 
>>It actually goes way beyond "positive thought."  There is no positive
>>and negative thought, it's all just energy.  You have to totally
>>change your belief system into one drastically different from
>>what society uses, and live it down to your very core, down to the
>>cellular level.  You have to get completely out of society's limiting
>>energy field, or rather than remove yourself from it, remove it from
>>you - and keep it out.  Everything you see, hear, feel, smell, touch,
>>think, sense, etc is all made up.  It's all an agreement among the
>>humans of the earth.  You have to break the agreement.  Once you
>>break the agreement, quit making everything up the way everybody
>>else makes it up, you can make up anything in any way that you desire.
>>Such as healing your body, healing others' bodies, or even creating
>>anything material that you want, tranforming the universal energy
>>that's out there everywhere into any form you desire.  People
>>have done it for thousands of years, (Jesus was no more the son
>>of God than anybody else (if you even believe in Jesus and what
>>he supposedley could do), he just had mastery over matter).
> 
> Both arms cut off in a farming accident?  Remove yourself from society's
> limiting energy field and believe that your arms AREN'T hamburger and voila,
> they will reappear!
> 
> Were you walking alone one night and you were raped?  NO!  Of COURSE you 
> weren't raped.  You were foolishly partaking in the seeing, hearing, feeling,
> smelling, touching, thinking and sensing that all the humans of the earth
> agreed to make up.  We all got together last thursday and agreed that you
> would be raped.  You missed the meeting so ...
> 
> What?  You still have to work?  Everything you desire can be had by universal
> energy!  Make a SO out of universal energy!  Make gold, silver, diamonds out
> of universal energy!  Even make US currency out of universal energy.  (Although
> the treasury department may take a dim view of that!)  
> 
> But I can't write a long response.  I plan to make a Ferrari out of universal
> energy tonight and by tomorrow I plan to transform my body until I am 6'2"
> 190 lbs.  I can't believe that you all agreed to make me 5'10", 145.  What
> were you thinking? 
> 
> Jonathan
> -- 
> +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
> |Jonathan Partee      |email:                  | "And you shall know the    |
> |Graduate Slave       |  partee@iastate.edu    |  truth and the truth shall |
> |Iowa State University|                        |  make you free"    Jn 8.32 | 
	Somebody should move this thread to one of the humore newsgroups.  It is
really funny!

	Maybe there's enough universal energy left for me to make a 74 VW Super
Beetle Auto-stick, get 114 Mb of memory and an accelerator board and an external
floppy.  I couldn't believe that the fact that the rest of the human beings on 
this Earth decided to deny me of these basic pleasures.

	Enough of this.  I have conjured up enough universal energy to foresee
any and all variatioins of this thread, the only thing is, I don't have enough
left over for me to find out how it all started on a romance newsgroup.


	Oh well.


		See you in the universal energy factory,


			Kyle
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