From: orc@vpnet.chi.il.us (david parsons)
Subject: Re: More total blatant fluff
Summary: Blatant, yes, that's a good word for *this article
Organization: Department of Atomic Text Units
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 16:45:12 GMT

In article <1gnvfoINNrnd@agate.berkeley.edu> mlloyd@ocf.berkeley.edu (M. Lloyd) writes:
|orc@vpnet.chi.il.us (david parsons) writes:
|>mlloyd@ocf.berkeley.edu (M. Lloyd) writes:
|>|  I'm much the same as ever, if rather
|>|tired, and with some rather neat big silver feathers hanging from my
|>|ears and a Two Nice Girls CD found in a local lesbian bookstore.
|>   A CD that managed to magically become a bottle of very nice
|>single malt within the last day or so, too. 
|
|"Very nice" single malt?  *"Very nice?"* <splutter> [much praise
| for Lagavulin deleted]

   (snicker)  It is rather good, isn't it.  I don't get all of the
credit for it, though - I had an expert along to provide me with
advise and translations (not so much for the Lagavulin, but for the
B<mumble> stuff in the gawdawful bottle <some of which I managed to
actually drink before leaving Newcastle and the, umm, distractions
found there>)

    The single malts aren't the only reason I've got for trying to
get myself moved to the UK, but they're certainly the most
important non-sentient item on my drooling list.


|>The feathers are quite
|>nice, too, if not quite as nice as the owner of said earrings.
|
|Aw gee, shucks :-)  Your triangle gets to hang from a neat earlobe too.
|Of course, I'm also cheaper than the earrings, so a good deal: they were
|$12, I can often be snagged for the price of an e-flirt ...

    Really?  So <says the Orc, looking at his depleted bank
account> wanna visit Chicago and be flirted at?  I have, or at the
very least *intend* to have, a fairly large and sturdy bed, which
will need to be broken in properly one of these days, and you *do
live on the same continent as I do now, which is far more
convenient than a trip from the UK (mind you, there are some people
from the UK who I'd cheerfully welcome into this bed, but that's
another story altogether.)


|>| I
|>|also reserve a large soft spot (just over here) for those people who
|>|make interesting noises when I knead their backs into new shapes.
|>  "Why, whatever could he mean?" muses the Orc, who doesn't know
|>*anyone* who'd fit that description.
|Ask the neighbours about that one.

   At 7am, I'll not be walking around to the other flats and asking
"did we wake you up last night?"  Orcs don't deal too well with the
AM hours, and by the morning of 15-Dec, I'd been waking up early
*way too many times over the past couple of weeks (for that matter,
you got to see me on a *good morning; certain people in Edinburgh
got to see me on *bad days...)


|I just never knew Orcs giggled so much ...

   All it takes is the proper, umm, incentive.


|>                ____
|>  david parsons \bi/ "That's *MR* Vanilla to you"
|>                 \/
|Vanilla?  Trust me folks, visual inspection of this guy is enough to
|make it clear that he's *at*least* Raspberry Ripple - a quite
|appropriate description of his skin-state these days ...

   No, it's become, aside from some of the more impressive
bitemarks, more of a blend of green-yellow bruises and impressively
spectacular scabs from fingernails.  'Course, it may take a while
to get the bloodstains out, but just imagine the state of the
bedsheets belonging to the woman who inflicted *most of these
decorations.


|Oh damn, what a giveaway.

   Oh, you didn't cause much damage.  Most of it was already there,
even though I suspect I'll not get the chance to revisit the site
of the most damage again.


   This is one reason to be thankful that I don't have much of a
sexual life in Chicago.  After all, if I did S&M (B&D doesn't work
too well, alas, because I tend to, umm, destroy restraints) on a
regular basis, I'd probably never be able to preserve my meek,
demure, and vanilla image.

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   david parsons \bi/ Blatant E-Slut
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