HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dvacca@nyx.cs.du.edu (David Vacca)
Subject: Shifting on the fly
Followup-To: talk.bizarre, alt.sex.autos
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 20:36:14 GMT


     Carol came up from college to visit last weekend.  She
got a car- a Honda Civic- this year, a hand-me-down from her
mother. 
     On Saturday, we decided to catch _Bram Stoker's Dracula_
after reading Roger Ebert's article in which he dismissed the
whole thing as the worst kind of camp.  It was playing at a
theatre in Mishawaka, one town to the east and kind of remote
from my house.  Plus, it had snowed and Carol has had little
practice driving on snow, since she comes from North Carolina.
     What this means is that I, for the first time ever, drove
a Honda Civic.  I learned to drive on a '68 VW camper, and the
other cars I've driven long distances have been similarly
underpowered and unwieldy.
     The car handled like a dream.  Really quiet ride, able
to turn on a dime and leave two nickels in change.  A brief
tap on the accelerator and the car surged forward in a rush
of power.  Four on the floor transmission making me feel
like a racecar driver without the hassle of actually being
able to drive very well.  I was thrilled to control this car,
thrusting the hard and sleek machine down the road.
     "This car is great!" I exulted.  "I love this car!"
     "I'm glad," Carol said, "but I think you should stop
fondling the gearshift."

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Re: Illegality question
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Distribution: all
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 04:23:05 GMT

censtad@nic.gac.edu   enstad@gacvx1.gac.edu     writes:

] Is it illegal to capture and quote e-mail you've recieved from someone?
] 
] 
] Ted Frank need not respond to this posting.



yes.  

do it immediately.
see, USENET (such as it is) is an anarchy.  there are some people who 
BELIEVE that they are running it.  they aren't.  they are right now 
VERY USEFUL to the rat's nest of phone lines that makes up the net
'cuz they move a lot of data around to all the little net sites, 
but they could be done without.

so,  unless someone is really likely to SUE YOU FOR EVERY PENNY YOU
HAVE, g'head.  quote away.

it's all 1s and 0s, you know.

mpl
social commen tater

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sport.bowling
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: Some things are just not meant to be...
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 19 Nov 92 16:46:59 GMT
Distribution: na
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.pets.cats,alt.job.gooley

kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:

>[Bowler] told his younger brother the night before he died how he wanted
>to receive just one check from the PBA...

But, then again, who doesn't?

Gerald
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Matthew Dodson, Space Cadet")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Date: 22 Nov 92 23:52:04 GMT
	<1992Nov20.155655.5250@telesciences.com> <98737@netnews.upenn.edu>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu's message of 22 Nov 92 22:22:33 GMT

In article <98737@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>   >	What does one do with 1/3 off an employee?
>   How do you think I got to be 4'10"?

You used to be 7'3"?

Geez, talk about `feast or famine'. 

You probably let your boyf rub too much shortening on you.




--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Read any good books lately?
Date: 20 Nov 1992 15:44:19 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <92325.012127DED110@psuvm.psu.edu> Dan the Man <DED110@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>     I'm supposed to read a collection of short stories from a 'serious'
>author, whatever that means, for my creatinve writing class.  Wheee.  
>... Steven King is probably out; everybody else chose
>him already.

Steven King is a serious author?  Sigh.  There is definitely something wrong
here.
--scott
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Some things are just not meant to be...
Date: 19 Nov 92 07:52:33 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA

Death steals bowler's perfect game...

...Dennis Coleto was 11 strikes into his fifth perfect game this
year when he suddenly crumpled over from a massive heart attack.

He told his younger brother the night before he died how he wanted
to receive just one check from the PBA...

                                    News courtesy of the 
                                    San Francisco Examiner...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: birdman@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Christopher Kush)
Subject: Re: Choose my .Signature
Followup-To: /dev/null
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Distribution: talk
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 10:25:22 GMT

In article <28482@castle.ed.ac.uk> marks@castle.ed.ac.uk (Mark Steyn) writes:
>I had decided to change my signature every 6 months or so, and have done
>so recently.  Unfortunately everybody seems to prefer my old one.
>This would be fine except that I am incredibly indecisive (or at least I
>though I was indecisive - now I'm not so sure) and cannot choose.

I haven't flamed anyone in a long, long, time, mainly because I long ago
learned to stay on newsgroups I was interested in, and towards which I have
something to offer.  Since I play bass, z.B., I read rec.music.makers.bass.  I
am also an agnostic, so I forgo the religious rhetoric on talk.religion.misc.

>? As long as the youngest child is free to dream ? Mark Steyn :          ?
>? In the forest that we call imagination         ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk ?
>? There shall always be a Unicorn                ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk     ?

What kind of second-rate Hallmark card inspired *this* drivel?

>
>Number two - the new and improved signature:
>

It couldn't *help* but be an improvement.  Avoid redundancy, Mark.  It wastes
bandwidth.

>? Look within the hearts of mortal men and see, ? Mark Steyn :          ?
>? The Hopes, Dreams and Wishes of a world,      ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk ?
>? Guarded under lock and key.                   ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk     ?

It appears that *my* wisdom was finite this time.  The second option is much
worse, but still an example of what I believe is termed the "There's Something
Wrong With This Picture" school of masturbatory bleatings.

Mark, no one cares about your signature.  It isn't interesting.  I realize
I've wasted more bandwidth now than you did, but I see unsavory tendencies,
and I hope I can stop you from posting any more worthless, puerile tripe.

_________
_/__\_._| christopher s. kush / birdman@nwu.edu / (708) 467 2067
_\@_|_._| computer systems / programming, industrial research laboratory
___/____| 1801 maple avenue, evanston, illinois 60201 - 3135
__/_____| mesg y; cat /core | write root &; mesg n
From: kimy@goober.cs.umd.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: tough choices
Date: 21 Nov 92 20:16:32 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742
Originator: kimy@goober.cs.umd.edu



Whitney Houston on Friday Night Videos
     vs.
Smashing Pumpkins on In Concert


yong-mi
yeah, silver lame or purple crushed velvet
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grenade@ozrout.uucp (Kate McDonnell)
Subject: Re: Lunch
Organization: Andre P. Ozrout
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 05:15:08 GMT

croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:

>
>
>


Damned anorexics.


-- 

Kate McDonnell    grenade@ozrout.uucp    C_MCDON@pavo.concordia.ca
..................................................................
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: more
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 02:23:21 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.012511.29855@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:
>
>want need want need want need. damnit i don't want more i *need* it! give
>it to me now. all of it. yes yes yes. more and more until i say i can't
>take it then give me yet more. hurry hurry hurry, i can't wait any longer.
>i need more. NEED damnit. jeezus don't you get it? give it to me i need it
>more thatn you do. please? please? 

I'm waiting for RICHH (or gooley) to do a little commentary on this erotica.

Thank you.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "We're going away now. I fed the cat."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Sean_Church@pages.com(Sean Church)
Subject: Re: COLD BLOODED SHENANIGAN
Organization: Banzai Research Institute
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 09:33:03 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.172020.15706@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu  
(Christopher Suley) writes:
> In alt.shenanigans, wilsonandrew@bvc.edu writes:
> >As the grand bull moose of shenanigans:
> >has anyone ever considered shooting the gas tank of Air Force One with a 
> >tracer slug? Perhaps an armour piercing .50 cal barrett light fifty sniper 
> >rifle loaded with white phosphorous teflon tracers might do the trick. Now 
> >that's something I would pay to see. I'll have to wait until Clinton is 
> >inaugurated, though. Tipper Gore as first lady! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Or 
> >how about "Danny Quayle, leader of the free world?"
> 
> I think pjf has started a trend here... admittedly this idea is not as
> fun as Bush's head on a pike, but it is quite specific.  It seems as if
> this guy has a very good idea of just how to go about shooting down planes.
> 
> Does the NSA grep the newsfeed like Kibo?
> 

Dudes!!!!
Somewhere, there is this anal retentive goon, who is sending his junior goons  
to shut you down!

Talking about shooting down Air Force one is a no no!!!
(Pardon my strong language, but ... well ... dang!)

Now, something like "I would love to feed Tipper Gore 600 gallons of Jello,  
through a straw, all in one day!" just don't seem to get the same "Commie pinko  
underground undesirable puke!" reaction out of the establishment as shooting  
tracer rounds into Air Force One.

What, are you people this thick upstairs ?

;-)

(I know I am, but I'm a product of my environment!)

Think before you preach anarchy. It could come your way!

Sean
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ssc
Date: 22 Nov 92 15:55:22 GMT


	I've been busted for public urination three times in the last
ten years.


-- 
If I get caught again, I think they'll put me back in the foil packet.
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 18 Nov 1992 05:19:15 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <MJD.92Nov17111220@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mark-Jason Dominus") writes:
*    Sometimes I play a phone book game: I pick a first name and try to
*find someone in the phone book with that name.  You don't want to pick
*`John', of course; that would be too easy.  `Siobhan' was good.  I was
*at Rosa's house and we decided to look for `Rosa'.  I guessed `Nunez'.
*Rosa guessed `Rodriguez'.  Rosa won.  There were four Rosa Rodriguezes.

There's a Hitler in the Mwaukee phone book.  No, it's not Adolf (I can't
remember what his name is right now), but I still think it takes some balls
to go through life with that name.

There is also a Mark Lippert in the phone book that is not me, and he lives
with a woman named Nellie.  I often wonder what Nellie looks like....

*p.s. this is all true

Ditto.


Mark "Vote for Hilter" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Election night dreams.
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:52:33 GMT

In article <25757@sybase.sybase.com> chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive) writes:
>In article <1992Nov7.183703.15168@prime.mdata.fi>, jjj@mits.mdata.fi (Joni Jarvenkyla) writes:
>|> 
>+------------+            HEY KIDS!  PUZZLE PAGE:
>|    xian    | "Taller than a Man I stand, A Slave but also Free,
>| ----<--<@  |  I tumble Houses with my Hand, And turn Milk chocolatey."
>+------------+                  WHAT AM I?

The jolly brown giant
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Cappio Iced Cappuccino (sp?)
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 21:43:50 GMT

Yep, I'm addicted.  

I'm jonesing for one as I type.  

I am calling the DEA 'cause no way can these things be legal.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Name for a band.
Date: 18 Nov 92 20:24:29 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Devastated Rectum.

Actually, this would also be a good middle name.

					- Jeff Vogel
					Rutgers math
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bkeiper@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan S Keiper)
Subject: Hey Gooley!
Followup-To: more sniping (bogus Richh)
Keywords:  Lambada, Testosterone, Hostess(tm) induced hallucinations...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 22:03:48 GMT

     In article <1992Nov18.032905.23186@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com
(Mark Gooley) writes:

:<More sniping at poor defenseless writers of bad erotica, somewhat in
     blah, blah, blah.
     Stuff deleted because it was just so damn long...

     Hey Gooley, you think maybe we should tell the boyfriend to do the
room mate's boyfriend?  Just to get even?  Boy! I bet his girlfriend
(ex- now according to his "true" story...) would have learned HER lesson!

                    Just an idea...
                    Bryan Keiper (everyone's favorite 2 word insult...)

------------------------------------------------------------------------------
     bkeiper@magnusug.acs.ohio-state.edu
     still lacking a snappy sig file...
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc
Date: 18 Nov 92 21:49:03 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

>Guy Cole (guycole@netcom.com) wrote:
> I have a secret urge to hear Rush do a cover of "Achey Breaky Heart" [tm].
                               ^^^^
At first I thought this said Bush.

JGH
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 17 Nov 92 18:11:38 GMT
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.

In article <9211111348.01@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <1dpkekINNkf9@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>>been most unimpressed.  The first, the thankfully discontinued SL-PJ11,
>>>[stuff deleted]
>>>It's the most frustrated I've been since I owned a Ford Escort.
>>
>>Hey, the Escort gets bad press, but it's not all that awful.  All you have
>>to do is replace the cylinder head every 25,000 miles.  Oh yes, and make
>>sure you have both metric and standard tools....
>
>
>I know a woman who has a 1984 Escort wagon with >100k miles.  Her maintenance
>has been oil changes, tuneups, and one brake job.
>
How much for a brake job?

>Anything can happen.
...and probably will.
>
>-- 
>
>Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP

Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus hep attends the assassination, part XVII
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:35:59 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

Maybe this is just some sort of joke.  His majesty is bigger than my
father's.  Could he be hidden in the Cardinal's robes?  We'll cross
that picket line when we come hither dither dickory dock isn't vary
from patient to patient.  Or from patient to himself.  It was only
then you saw the shadow of Burroughs croaking, "The myth of California
you uttered" slowly.
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Add Your Favorite Two-Word Insult
Date: 15 Nov 92 19:10:56
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
NNTP-Posting-Host: wilbur.unh.edu
In-reply-to: caz@owlnet.rice.edu's message of Sun, 15 Nov 1992 07:24:57 GMT
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Comments: Alienation can be fun!


HWRNMNBSOL  <caz@owlnet.rice.edu> writes:
> Querulous Sow!
Agazina Sicayim!
--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.

			       HUG ME!
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Date: 18 Nov 92 15:15:27 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Nov17.011001.21677@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>Damian Jackson (damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk) wrote:
>: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
>: >cj writes:
>: >>I follow-up my own post to bring you this breathless update: Lance
>: >>summarizes Maddi as:
>: >>
>: >>	Fucking Princeton Mensa Wank
>: >>
>: >Really? I've never heard the term "Wank" applied to a woman before. Can one
>: >of the resident Brits give a ruling on this? PV
>

I've never really thought of it before. I suppose a woman can be a wanker but
the word looses its surreal humorous content then.

You always use the term as a derogotry(sp ??) expression when describing a 
man, the humor being that all men are wankers. I have it on great authority
that not all women like to wank (not as much as men anyhow) so when you call
a woman a wanker it really is an insult.

Unless the girl is an habitual wanker. 

>: Which side of the bed do you get out of, Paul?
>: 
>: The more important question is this:
>: 
>: Are we using "Mensa" in the sense of "pseudo-intellectual worm"?
>
>  Does "Mensa" have some other meaning I was not previously aware of?
>(British English... every time I think I've got the hang of it, along
>comes some word with a new meaning and throws me for a loop.)
>

We change the language to divide, confuse and rule. It's not much, but its
all we've got these days.

We used to have an Empire you know.

		Andy

PS What is Mensa ?
-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep attends the coronation, part VIII
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:25:57 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

"If only you had a hairpin," said Richard Leakey cum Leakey. And then
I remembered Richard Leakey cum Leakey. Oh the treacherous Poe? "Les
poissons rouges," I crept, in my best Arabic, but he was not deterred.
Let this be a lesson to us all. Sirens left the ward, through the
windows if necessary. Take my wife, please.  "Marilyn, darling, I need
you after all," I sang, until you almost wept.  Just wait.  You won't
get off easy this time.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: shrt shmeful cnfession (was: wanker definition)
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 18 Nov 92 20:07:23 GMT
Distribution: na
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month

mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:

>A wanker is someone who abbreviates "short shameful confession" in 
>the subject line in order to quickly recognize when someone has
>responded to their article.
>
>	Mark  (REAL cave newts [tm] read every t.b article)

I read every t.b. article, just because I'm worried I'll miss any flames
directed at me.

I don't use a killfile for t.b., for the same reason.

Gerald
From: durway@mpd.tandem.com (Lindsey Durway)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Insightful Yiddish Flash of Totality (?)
Date: 17 Nov 92 19:31:40 GMT
Organization: Employer, Inc.

In article <Bxu07o.HyL@rice.edu>, caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>Oy Gestalt!

Ahoy, gevalt!
   -- Popeyeberg the Sailor

>caz@owlnet.rice.edu
Reel!  I eat NZ cow cud!

xxx
Lindsey
-- 
Lindsey Durway, a guy.  durway@mpd.tandem.com
I'm not deaf--I'm ignoring you.
From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: "Name My Band"
Summary: "The [adjective] [plural noun]" works every time.
Date: 16 Nov 92 07:29:56 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz

In article <1992Nov13.153145.19642@dcs.warwick.ac.uk> gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Matthew B. M. Gibson) writes:
>ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>The Natural Rock Formation
>Fascinating Strata!
>>Pirate Hook and the Lawnmowers
>>James Heriot and the Cattle
>

Shotgun Enema

Bending Over for Boy Scouts

Something Fishy

Widget-Digit

pretentious       <-- note: always in all-lower-case!

E(k) = 0.5 mv^2

The Articulate Cuticles

	--The Elder Dan (crisper@armory.com)
	"Okay, bomb. Arm yourself."
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Jasper Titus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: PEROT DAUGHTER PIX
Date: 20 Nov 92 15:13:54 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu's message of 8 Nov 92 22:00:48 GMT

In article <MJD.92Nov8170048@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>   In article <4770001@hpunila.MSR.HP.COM> rkatos@hpunila.MSR.HP.COM (Ray Katos) writes:
>   >	      WHERE IS THE PHOTO OF PEROT'S DAUGHTER?
>
>       If you find a copy, drop me mail.  I have been looking for it
>   everywhere.  I will trade you for my GIF of Hillary Clinton sucking off
>   a stoat.

I got two requests from people who say they don't have the Perot dughter
picture, but who had the temerity to ask for my Hillary Clinton anyway.
Has anyone any suggestions for what I should do about these people?

In other news, I think I'm going to name my penis `Hillary Clinton'.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: cs199aa@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short, shameful, confession
Date: 23 Nov 92 07:49:21 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego


Very little beats the satisfaction I receive after doing my laundry.


mark
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: rot(13) posting
Date: 15 Nov 1992 23:42:32 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-27.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

> >xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) writes:
> 
> >>Is this the only way to post in rot(13)?
> >>
> >>heres what I do:
> >>
> >>1) post normally.
> >>2) read my post
> >>3) rot(13) it with x.
> >>4) write it to a file
> >>5) substitute that file in the appropriate directory
> >>6) batch.

Well, the way I'll do it, if I ever do is,
I'll set up a file which shows the code changes
You know something like this:

abcdefghijklm
nopqrstuvwxyz

And then whenever I'm about to press a key,
I reference my code encrypter.

That's the only way I know. But I haven't
given the matter much thought.

--
I'm a busy, busy man, so if you want me
to see replies, please send to
operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
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From: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Date: 17 Nov 92 17:19:28 GMT
Reply-To: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


>>I am really curious as to why you find a woman "delicious".  Are you a 
>>cannibal?
>
>You're only a cannibal if you swallow.

Then I bet most of us out here are cannibals...
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