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From: artlg@wombat.newcastle.edu.au (Terri Gimbert)
Subject: Re: Questions and Advice
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 04:25:29 GMT

In reply to one man's request for advice on writing ads, here 
are my opinions:

One Women's Guide To Writing Personal Ads:
==========================================

State exactly what you are seeking:
	1) an e-mail only pen-pal:
		to discuss what sorts of things:
			impersonal events
			very personal issues
			sex
	2) or someone for a in-person relationship:
		friend
		significant other
		future spouse
		sex partner

Describe yourself and then the person sought:
	gender
	geographic location  (Don't forget this, it's very important)
	how important is geographic location
	age
	race
	physical attributes  (height and weight)
	marital status
	smoking or non-smoking
	personality traits
	likes and dislikes

The above are the minimum requirements.  Keep your ad fairly specific.  
Be honest about exactly who you are and what you are seeking.  Don't 
waste someone else's time by pretending to be something you are not.  

(Note: One thing that turns me off are ads referring to women as 
"girls" or "ladies".  The preferred term for a female adult is WOMAN.)

To really catch someone's eye and get replies I believe an ad should 
show that you:
are sincere, 
have interests outside of work, 
are not seeking Mr/Ms Perfect,
admit to being less than perfect yourself, 
are willing to give as well as receive in a relationship,
are not seeking someone to rescue you from your miserable life,
are comfortable with yourself and your life.

AND VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT:
don't take it all too seriously -- SHOW A SENSE OF HUMOUR!
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: No sex here
From: wysongm@ucunix.san.uc.edu (Mark Wysong)
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 01:29:10 GMT
Distribution: alt.personals
Organization: Univ. of Cincinnati


     Hi!  My name is Mark.  I'm a SWM here at the University of Cincinnati.
I was wondering if there was any female out there who would just like an
honest, intelligent conversation.  I'm not looking for any sex material;
if I wanted that, I'd go get a magazine.  If I could get nice, honest women
in a magazine, I'd go get that too.  But I can't, so I would wish that 
some would mail me.
     Notice, I have no alias to my name.  This is no joke; I'm not trying
to fool anybody.  I'm just a hopeful romantic who believes in nights by the
fire, cuddling, and fancy, restaurant dinners.  I don't drink, smoke, or
anything like that.  I'm just looking for some friendly comversation.
     I'd be surprised if there were any women taking this seriously because
of all the sex postings by males out there.  But, believe it or not, there
are those of us out there who don't want that--who just want to know an 
honest woman's point of view.  If you'd like, please just drop me a line.
I'd be more than happy to hear from you.

Take care,

Mark

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: dave@mama.minmet.uq.oz (Dave Waddington)
Subject: People in England
Summary: Any people in England out there?
Keywords: People in England
Organization: Prentice Centre, University of Queensland
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 00:40:05 GMT

Are there any people in England out there on the net? 

I will be travelling to London with a working visa in July
and would enjoy swapping mail with some locals before I come
over.

Hope to hear from you.

Dave Waddington
dave@minmet.uq.oz.au
Dave Waddington
Dave's email address: dave@minmet.uq.oz.au

(Boring sig. So what!)
From: abby@ravel.udel.edu (Louis Abbruzzesi)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: MODERATOR PLEASE READ!!
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:12:35 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

In article <AJR.92Apr15181649@pug.hri.com> ajr@hri.com writes:
=>
=>Accounts are a privilege, not a right.

What? I wonder what my tuition goes toward. I feel really priveleged that
my university uses my money, and grants me Net access.  Without students
and Universities this net would be a little less than it is right now.

=>
=>In the real world, you don't get your account or net access taken
=>away, you get fired.  At a lot of universities, sys admins have quite
=>a bit of power in deciding if a student should lose hir account
=>(rightfully so).

In the real world, companies can make you pee in a jar before they hire you,
that doesn't mean its right.  In the real world, your employer foots the
bill for all aspects of Net access but here at my University I do-- not a
very good analogy for someone with real-world experience.

=>
=>At the least, Mr. Wojtowicz should have his account suspended.

Is that so-- thanks for your opinion.

Maybe you have an opinion on the 'little e' case-- who needs a jury with
you around- you obviously have a grip on net justice don't you.

=>
=>--
=>Andy Rosen (ajr@hri.com)  |  "The most valuable commodity I know of,
=>Horizon Research, Inc.    |   is information."   -Gordon Gekko, "Wall Street"
=>1432 Main St.             |  "I got this guitar and I learned how to
=>Waltham, MA 02154         |   make it talk."   -"Thunder Road"


Lou

abby@brahms.udel.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: douglas@netcom.com (Doug - MIS x7889)
Subject: Re: ACS shutting down
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 02:32:42 GMT
Organization: Approach Software Corp.  Redwood City, CA  94063

In article <1992Apr13.140059.15275@acsu.buffalo.edu> v099qmmg@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Stephen G Florczak) writes:
>> 
>>I am shutting down all anonymous posting effective immediately.
>>I will allow anonymous e-mail to continue until Monday or so.
>>This should give everyone a last chance to say goodbyes, etc.

God forbid some of these people might actually have to answer up with
their real name to something that they say.  Rather than be used for
personals, this newsgroup has been somewhat of a collection of deviants
and "LOOKING FOR CUM NYMPH".

While the acs work should be appreciated, I'm glad it's gone.

-DM


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From: ap.7179@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: SWM really needs email from SWF
Followup-To: poster
Date: 10 Apr 1992 09:07:51 GMT
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I am looking for email from a SWF aged between 18-25.

I am 18 yr. old, a smoker, and a frustrated copllege student.

Looking forward to the responses!
 
 

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From: Larry Margolis <margoli@watson.ibm.com>
Subject: Re: <None>
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 1992 01:02:39 GMT
Reply-To: margoli@watson.ibm.com
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: The Village Waterbed

In article <1992Apr6.123027.11791@doug.cae.wisc.edu>, curtisj@cae.wisc.edu writes:
>
> Men, we had better start eating our Wheaties!

Better idea:  guys, start eating your sweeties!

Larry Margolis, MARGOLI@YKTVMV (Bitnet), margoli@watson.IBM.com (Internet)
From: juphoff@zia.aoc.nrao.edu (Jeff Uphoff)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: So-o-o-o-o-o-cial....glug glug glug
Date: 10 Apr 92 04:53:27 GMT
Organization: National Radio Astronomy Observatory, Socorro NM

>Someone please post something, ANYTHING, tell me to shut up, 
>I don't care, just post!
>
>-Stef....aware of himself alone in net-land.

OK, Stef...shut up.    no, just kidding....i kind of take solace
in knowing there is someone out there as bored as me tonight.  (i'm
so bored i was actually reading the newusers sections of usenet.)


-- 
Jeff Uphoff -- "Uppie"     |  The post office raises the price of stamps,
                           |  becomes a paying sponsor of the olympics,
juphoff@astro.phys.vt.edu  |  then purcahses ad time on tv to brag about it.
juphoff@zia.aoc.nrao.edu   |    Is this a great country or what?
From: ap.194@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: South Bay BiWM, 26 seeks...
Date: 6 Apr 92 10:23:06 GMT
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1966 BMW (bi, male, white) available to confident driver under 30.  5'7", brown
hair and eyes, low mileage, good condition but body needs a little work.  Has
conversational capabilities beyond "your door is a--jar," and has interests
other than driving.  Write for further details.

And drive safely.
 
 

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From: ap.8003@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: small test
Followup-To: poster
Date: 10 Apr 1992 17:55:30 GMT
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yes, it's a test

 
 

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From: ap.7393@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: GWM (Pittsburgh/South Western PA)
Date: 6 Apr 92 17:00:31 GMT
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Me: 29, black hair, brown eyes, 5'10" 155#, thin and muscular.  I think
I am good looking, but who am I to judge?  I'm into politics and biking,
musicals and weight lifting. And the only thing in my closet are my
clothes.

You: 25-35, good looking, interesting, intelligent and good sense of
humor.  Similar interests to mine might also help.  

What do I want? A friend/a lover/a partner -- let's get to know each
other and allow time to pass so we can explore the realm of
possibilities.

Random thoughts:
  Evolution is not pleased with banana chips.
  Bush/Quayle '92 -- NOT!
  It's true.  My dog gets laid more than I do.
  Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did except backwards and in
    high heels.
 
 

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From: ee448rsw@iitmax.iit.edu (Robert S Wojtowicz)
Subject: MODERATOR: Please READ THIS!
Keywords: Yes she does need help
Organization: Illinois Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 23:45:29 GMT

In article <sf46kINNf04@agate.berkeley.edu> epg@nature.berkeley.edu writes:
>HELP!  There's a blue meanie who is sending me nasty mail because he
>wants me to stop posting.  He says no-one is interested in my personal
>life and that I am wasting net bandwith.  And he's even insulted me
>personally, saying that he wouldn't want me even if somebody paid him.
>
>The strangest thing is, that I once defended this meanie in one of my
>posts.  So I feel really abused and betrayed.  I considered doing lots
>
>Just me,
>
>little 'e'

   At least I insult you privately, not in front of millions of people wasting
money. 

GET A LIFE!!!


Rob
.

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Rob
ee448rsw@iitmax.iit.edu
x10019@gandalf.corp.mot.com
From: ap.7963@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: lonely Atlanta guy
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Interested in combatting loneliness in Atlanta (I'm a native),
recently divorced, and spending too much time at a keyboard
(working or otherwise). CFG need not reply, you know who I am!



 
 

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From: ap.4429@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: I too am Sage
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:47:30 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.s0472INNolj
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ap.7846 writes:

>I am Sage.
>I am french-swedish-spanish-indian-chinese : I look like an Italian Model.
>I am 5'11'',190 lbs, green eyes, naturally black to golden brown hair.
>If I worked out more than usual, Playgirl would take me in a few weeks.
>I've been to more than 20 countries, 15 states, and 23 schools.
>I am 22 years old, and am a student in California studying Physics,Philosophy,
>Fine Art, Economics, and as usual, life.
>I've been tested to have an IQ of 185, and I speak french and some japanese,
>a lot of German, and some arabic, some spanish, some dutch.
>I don't judge people by their intelligence, but by their hearts. 
>I spent half my life in Europe, part in the Middle East, part on the East 
>Coast (of the US), and part in Texas, and now in California.
>I don't judge people by their bodies, but by their personality, their essence.
>I assume the best in people........my heart is simple.
>Life doesn't need to be complicated.
>Since I travel so much, I've not had the opportunity to be captured, to be
>shaped by any one culture, any one mindset. My life has always been a facinatingadventure, but it can be lonely since I don't stay in one place too long.
>This is why I am trying this.  I wonder if there are any females reading this
>that have not found what they are looking for, who don't even know what they
>are looking for, and have the kind of beautiful mind, the kind of simple heart,
>that no one has ever really appreciated. I wonder if you will believe me when
>I tell you that I can and will. 
>I am always a stranger in a strange land, and I always care to understand...
>I am Sage.


How can this be, For I Am Sage.
I too possess all the above qualities and much more.
My I.Q. has been tested to be around 220.
I speak Fresian, English, Murati, Arabic, Mandarin, Russian - all like they
are my mother tongues.
Play Girl would except me in ONE WEEK if I worked out 5 extra minutes a day.
I have black belts in Kung Fu, Karate, and several other martial arts you
probably have never heard of.
I study Philosophy, Physics, Fencing, and several other disciplines beginning
with the "F" sound.
I like to compose full scale disharmonic symphonies in my head while 
running marathons.
I am Sage.
Further more, I am Parsley, and as some have said, I am Savory.

 
 

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From: ap.4154@layout.Berkeley.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: CANADIAN TEST
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TEST
 
 

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From: gtao@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Gregory Tao)
Subject: hot fun in the summertime
Summary: hot fun in the summertime
Keywords: hot fun in the summertime
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 19:21:28 GMT


hello ladies,	

if you're interested in discrete sexual interludes this summer (or even now,
for that matter), drop me a line.  

greg, 21 years old
From: Michael_J_Bauers@cup.portal.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Earl of Minnesotan town seeks Princess
Date: 8 Apr 92 05:48:03 GMT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Greetings from Rochester( Minnesota, not New York)

Why not try a vaction from notes mentioning people with
names beginning with 'S'?

I am an upper 20's fairly non tinted male( i.e. white)
        although as Depeche Mode says "people are people"
        so why do people still care abou color?
I weigh the same as my measured IQ.  What does it mean??
I enjoy:
        Biking, In-Line skating, skipping past 90+% of alt.personals,
        driving(why this is so when I own a Nissan Sentra, I'll
        never know :)   Beer Making(and drinking)
        And most of all, writing automated software tools to cut
        down the size of my overburdened alt.personals kill file.
I am a licensed amateur radio operator, and a radio hobbyist.
I am employed by a Computer Consulting Firm.
I don't enjoy:
        Being hit over the head repeatedly with heavy objects &
        being told that White People Can't dance
What I seek:
        If I really knew that, wouldn't I be out doing it, and
        not wasting my time taking up bandwidth with personal
        yea even apocryphal information about the person I
        spend the most amount of time with...me?
NOT SEEKING SEX!
        Hey buddy, don't you think you've had enough.
        Seriously...I do not object to the concept, just
        very picky about who I go to bed with.  Life has
        taught me a friend is better(and less compilcated)
        than a lover.
SO!(means lets cut this short in an obscure minnesota dialect) 
        If you want to chat about how you hate people
        who assume they are witty just because they
        can write nonsense like this: try me.
To be honest I prefer to correspond with women.  But if you have
something to say that will enrich my undersanding of this jour-
ney Webster's 9th collegiate calls life, drop me a note.
 

...............
From: rita13@ariel.its.unimelb.EDU.AU (Rita)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: ap.4152..David Lane..where are you?
Date: 15 Apr 92 05:27:44 GMT
Organization: University of Melbourne, Australia

I missed you..please write to me

I am not that kind of girl ..I only want to talk to someone
and it's you...only you..

Did you get my last mail?  


Haroula



Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: afgun@caen.engin.umich.edu (Andrew F. Gunnesch)
Subject: Repost: Where in the world is Tracy L. Brooks?
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 15:55:46 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor
Summary: Looking for Tracy Brooks
Followup-To: poster
Distribution: usa
Keywords: Tracy Brooks

My news poster was buggy last night, and didn't get everyplace, so here
it is again:  I'm trying to locate Tracy Brooks, hopefully an email contact.
She last worked for a company in Virginia called Virtech.  If anybody has
information on where I might contact her, please let me know.

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude)
Subject: Re: Fantasies dipped in chocolate
Organization: WHAT?
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 14:29:43 GMT

 epg@nature.berkeley.edu sensually states with batting eyes...
> puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude) writes:
>>EE-GADS! Well-stocked refrigerator! Pray tell, what's in your freezer?
>
>Among other things, *Fudge*sicles.  But you're welcome to come over and
>take a peek for yourself. :-)  Can I interest you in something luscious
>and creamy Puter?
>
	I've been interested in something luscious and creamy for years,
little 'e'! ;^) Show me the way and color me 'The Good Humor Man'!

Lick, lick.....
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: reha@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Reha Elci)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Personalities ;)
Summary: misprint
Reply-To: reha@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Reha Elci)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 20:38:23 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.183824.10088@cs.dal.ca> hardy@ug.cs.dal.ca (Simone J. Hardy) writes:
>
> Anyway, hi, my name is Simone J. Hardy, I'm 10, SWF, 
                                             ^^^^
1) Is this a misprint??? If not, pls explain?

> but I'm not looking for anybody for a relationship or anything.

2) good! because that would be illegal if the above is true. I am not
   trying to get on your "meat-grinder" list but I am little curious...

Reha Elci

>
> Hope to hear from you! (if you don't think I'm insane or anything ;))
>

PS: 'twas close!
From: hardy@ug.cs.dal.ca (Simone J. Hardy)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Wanted: Personalities ;)
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:38:24 GMT
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada


 Hey all. Forgive me if this posting is fucked up, but this is my very first
posting anywhere, anytime, etc., and I refuse to enter the word 'Test' which
would annoy countless people. ;)
 Anyway, hi, my name is Simone J. Hardy, I'm 10, SWF, but I'm not looking for
anybody for a relationship or anything. I'm a writer, working on a current 
novel of mine, and am having trouble developing personalities and the like.
 I would like to hear from all types of different people. If you're the type
of person up to revealing you're life's story to complete strangers, well
mail me. ;) Don't worry, it will all be strictly confidential, I won't print
out a million copies about "Your sex-life with power tools and rattlesnakes"
or anything like that. Tell me anything, really, I don't care...I'm not
looking for people's sexual fantasies or anything like that. Simply just
an understanding of different people. Who knows, if I ever get published and
if (God help me ;)) I become a bestselling author (and not die of a stroke
when it happens), then who knows, you may even be a leading character in my
first novel.;)

 *sighs* Perhaps it's just wishful thinking. ;) Maybe I suck at writing, but
I'll never know until I try. Doesn't matter about your sex,
sexual orientation, race, etc. If you're life is all bunnies and light, tell
me about it, if you're an object of discrimination, tell me that too.

 Hopefully if you have read this far, you're interested.;) Anyway, give me a
shout at either hardy@ug.cs.dal.ca or shardy@ac.dal.ca , and we can have a
nice little chit chat, possibly become friends, or real enemies. (those
people will end up in a meat grinder in my novel, ha ha)

 Hope to hear from you! (if you don't think I'm insane or anything ;))

              -Simone Hardy (I know, same name as the nurse on 
                             General Hospital. So sue me. ;))
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