From: anash@uhunix.uhcc.hawaii.edu (Dana Uehara c/o Andrew Nash)
Subject: The WDTA Quotes File as of 9/9/92
Reply-To:  fields@aludra.usc.edu
Organization: Toonaholics Anonymous, DA-Holics Anonymous
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 04:28:55 GMT

Here's the current listing of quotes from the various Walt Disney Television
Animation (WDTA) shows -- Gummi Bears, DuckTales, Rescue Rangers, Tale Spin,
Darkwing Duck and Goof Troop.  Please send additional quotes, etc. to the
"Reply-To" address...

Thanks!


	QUOTES FROM WALT DISNEY TELEVISION ANIMATION (WDTA) SHOWS


-------------- From "Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears" ---------------

Gruffi:  "The ancient Gummies left us everything we'll ever need!"
			* SPLASH *
Gusto:  "Um...  did the ancient Gummies also happen to leave a towel?"
					-- "Bridge on the River Gummi"

Gusto:  "What should I do with my life, Cav... plumbing?  Shoe repair?"
					-- "Color Me Gummi"

Gusto:  "What in the name of fur...?"
					-- "Color Me Gummi"

Gusto:  "Hey, Toader!  Like to go for a little spin?"
					-- "Water Way To Go"

Toadie:  "But Dukums, fearless captain must go down with ship!"
Igthorn:  "Congratulations, Toadwart, *you* are now captain!"
					-- "Gummi's At Sea"

Gusto:  "Better put on the brakes, Tummi!"
Tummi:  "Brakes?...  Uh-oh..."
					-- "Day of the Beevilweevils"

Gruffi:  "This boat's nothing but trouble!"
Tummi:  "Aww, we went on an eensey weensey trip and came back with a new
	 Gummi Bear!"
Gruffi:  "*Don't* remind me..."
					-- "My Gummi Lies Over The Ocean"


-------------------------- From "Disney's DuckTales" ---------------------------

Launchpad:  "No can do, Mr. McD."
Fenton/Gizmoduck:  "Blabbering Blatherscythe!"
Scrooge McDuck:  "Tear me tartans!"
                 "Come on, lads!"
                 "Well, pluck me feathers and call me baldy!"

Huey, Dewey, Louie, Scrooge:  "Quackarooni!!"
						-- "Nothing to Fear"

Ma Beagle:  "Come on, give me a kiss..."
Scrooge:  "I'd rather plant a wet one on Shamu the Whale!!"

Launchpad:  "I have a head for clouds!  Mr. McD. says my head's up in the
             clouds all the time!"
						-- "Allowance Day"

Scrooge:  "Boys, look at you!  You've grown up...  and *out*!"
						-- "Duck to the Future"

Scrooge:  "A sea monster ATE MY ICE CREAM?!!...  A sea monster ATE MY ICE
	   CREAM!?!"



----------------------- From "Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers" -------------------

Chip:  "Did I say fearless?  I meant brainless!"
						-- "To The Rescue"

Mepps:  "Did you ring for us, Boss?"
Fat Cat:  "No, I was just testing my moron magnet!"
						-- "Flash the Wonder Dog"

Everyone:  "Rescue Rangers, away!"
Gadget:    "Oh, it'll only take a second."
                              
Monterey Jack:  "I hope you built brakes on this thing, Gadget love."
Gadget:         "Of course I did, Monty.  But they fell off a few
                 blocks back."

Chip turns off Dale's Heavy Metal video on TV
	Dale:  "Hey!  What'd you do that for?"
	Chip:  "I can't think with all that noise!"
	Dale:  "It's heavy metal music!  You're not supposed to think!"
	Chip:  "I don't care if it's heavy on the anchovies!"
						-- "Risky Beesness"

Fat Cat:  "After I'm through with him, the only dogs that people will like
	   will be HOT DOGS!!"
						-- "Flash the Wonder Dog"

Dale:  "What's this thing?"
Gadget:  "Oh, that's the 'hover' switch!  It should turn the Ranger Wing into
	  a helicopter!"
Chip & Monty:  "Should?!?!"
						-- "Song of the Night 'N Dale"


------------------------------ From "Tale Spin" -------------------------------

Employee 1:  "Doesn't Mr. Khan ever get any sleep?"
Employee 2:  "Ever hear of vampires?"
						-- "A Bad Reflection On You"

Baloo:  "Quiet!  Do you want to tip off Rebecca?"
Karnage:  "No, I want to BUMP off Rebecca!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Rebecca:  "That's your mechanic?  He couldn't tell a screwdriver from a BUS
	   driver!"		
						-- "Plunder and Lightning"

Rebecca:  "Wildcat...  get therapy."

Karnage:  "This is no time for a Chinese Fire Drill!"
						-- "Plunder and Lightning"

Baloo:  "When I get through with that guy he'll be able to count all his teeth
         on ONE FINGER!!"
						-- "Stormy Weather"

Karnage:  "Lookity look!  We are divisible!"	
						-- "Stuck On You"

Karnage:  "Baloo?  That fly in my personal ointment?  I do not see any Baloo
	   here, just three mutinous muttonheads!  Now get back to the Iron
	   Vulture!  I will figure out an appropriately appalling punishment
	   later."		
						-- "Stuck On You"

Weasel:  "Sorry, sir!  I was too busy thinking about your Heimlick Maneuver
	  to notice that you were choking!"
						-- "Vowel Play"

Karnage: "Open the bomb-bay doors, please, Hal!"
Pilot 1: "No!"
Pilot 2: "Don't you have any *decency*?"
Karnage: "I am a PIRATE!  I don't *do* 'decency!'"
Maddog:  "Awww.  Why'dja let 'em _live_, Boss?"
Karnage:  "Because, I want them to tell Shere Khan what we took!
           Let HIM worry."
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Maddog:  "Lately we've been skipping the valuables and stealing flagpoles
          and wire and fishbowls and ...."
Karnage:  "Yes, and what is your pathetic little insignificant point?"
Dumptruck:  "Vell, Cap'n,  vhat's all dis junk for?"
Maddog:  "Yeah, we don't understand."
Karnage:  "That is why _I_ am in charge and you are BIT PLAYERS!  Aww.  Did I
           hurt your pitiful little feelings?  Good."
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Karnage: "Fire at will!" 
Wil (desperately dodging a hail of automatic weapons fire):  "AAAAIYEEEE!!"
Karnage: "No, no.  Do not fire at Wil, he is my Second Mate.  FIRE AT THE SEA-
          DUCK!!"

Baloo:  "Heh-hey!  My flying is A plus!"
	         * CRASH *
Kit:  "Yeah, but your landings are C minus!"
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Kit:  "Boy, [Rebecca] dies just as good as you do!"
Baloo:  "Told ya she had potential!"
						-- "War of the Weirds"

Kit:  "Baloo told me never to talk to strangers, and I've never met anyone
       stranger than you!"
Karnage:  "Cute kid...  Where's the treasure?"
Kit:  "I don't know!"
Karnage:  "You do?"
Kit:  "Don't!"
Karnage (menacingly):  "Do?!"
Kit:  "*Don't*!!"
Karnage:  "You don't?"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Wildcat:  "I am Dr. Svenvely Gesundheit, B.V.D."
Rebecca:  "You mean Ph.D."
Wildcat:  "That too..."
						-- "War of the Weirds"

Maddog:  "What do you want us to steal, Captain?"
Karnage:  "Do I have to write you a *shopping list*?!  Anything!  Everything,
	   *including* the kitchen sink!"
		[ LATER ... ]
Karnage:  "Okay, what riches do you have?  You may now *shower* me with them!"
Maddog:  "Well, we got what you asked for...  a kitchen sink!"
Karnage:  "Sink?  I don't need no *stinking* sink!"
Maddog:  "He sank our sink..."
						-- "It Came From Beneath
						    The Sea Duck"

Baloo:  "Great flaming cat whiskers!"
						-- "It Came From Beneath
						    The Sea Duck"

Wildcat:  "Sure, I'd love pool!  But I didn't bring my bathing suit!"
Baloo:  "Mister Khan..."
Wildcat:  "I mean, billiards would be divine..."
						-- "Citizen Khan"

Dumptruck:  "Why do you say 'dive, dive' when you want to sink?"
Maddog:  "Because you *don't* say 'sink, sink'!"
Karnage:  "Row, ROW!!"
Dumptruck:  "Aye-aye, captain captain..."
						-- "It Came From Beneath
						    The Sea Duck" 

Kit:  "Baloo...  When did you teach the Sea Duck to *hover* like this?"
Baloo:  "Hover?  This plane can't hover!...  Oh, baby...  this is getting
	 *serious*!!"			
						-- "It Came From Beneath
						    The Sea Duck"

Shere Khan:  "My dear, I desire only money and power.  Unpresentable employees
	      provide me with neither."
						-- "Citizen Khan"

Shere Khan:  "I suppose I *should* investigate my untimely abduction..."
						-- "Citizen Khan"

Baloo:  "Rebecca, have a heart!  When was the last time I lied to you?"
Rebecca:  "What time is it?"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Rebecca:  "Me?  Jealous of an empty-headed bombshell that can drop a moose
	   at fifty paces?  Ha!!"
						-- "A Star Is Torn"

Kit:  "Stuff it in your windsock!"
Karnage:  "My... wind... SOCK?!!  Why you little...!!! *sniff* *sniff*...
	   what is that smell?"
						-- "Plunder & Lightning"

Molly:  "Some cloud surfer *you* are!"
Kit:  "Well, excuse me for saving your pigtails!"
						-- "Mommy For A Day"

Rebecca:  "I'm a friend and I'll prove it...  even if it *kills* me!...
			[ Gunfire explodes around her ]
           Why do I have to be so *literal*?"	
						-- "A Star Is Torn"

Baloo:  "With all the time I'm spending in the doghouse I'm gonna need a
         flea collar!"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Baloo:  "Did anyone tell you that you are *crazy*?"
Karnage:  "What?...  Heh-heh...  *Never*... call me... that... *word*!"
Baloo:  "What?  *Crazy*?"
Karnage:  "That is the word!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Karnage:  "It is this way, *trust* me!"
Baloo:  "Trust you?  Every chance you get, you cheat, you rob and you lie!"
Karnage:  "It's my job!"
Baloo:  "It was also your job not to tell them I was with you!"
Karnage:  "Okay, so one little slip-up...  so *shoot* me!"
	(A gunshot ricochets off the hatch)
Baloo:  "I wish you wouldn't say that!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Baloo:  "I'm gone, man!  Solid gone!"

Molly:  "Tune in next time:  Same Danger Time, same Danger Channel!"

Karnage:  "Leave this to my personal self...  Brilliant, yes-no?"
Baloo:  "Now you're fishing for compliments!"
						-- "Stuck On You"

Baloo:  "Idol of Doom, storm and fire...  flatten that creep like a bicycle
	 tire!"				
						-- "Destiny Rides Again"

Baloo:  "Oh, my aching...  jewels?!"		
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Employee:  "Hello, Louie's Place!...  Where's the hullabaloo?  Oh, *that*
	    Baloo!"		
						-- "Her Chance to Dream"

Baloo:  "Cut the kid some slack, Jack..."
Kit:  "Yeah!  Listen to the fat lady!"
Baloo:  "*Lady*?!"
Kit:  "Whatever..."
						-- "Plunder and Lightning"

Karnage:  "You have forced me to do terrible things...  I enjoy doing anyway!"
						-- "Captains Outrageous"

Karnage:  "If you want your young friend [Kit] back in just one pieces, either
	   you tell me where the treasure is, or something terrible is going
	   to happen..."
[The ground collapses from under Karnage's feet]
Karnage:  "Mama...  YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Louie:  "My aunt Louise?  Comin' here?
         RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!  IT'S AUNT LOUISE!!"
						-- "The Ransom of Red Chimp"

Baloo:  "Did you notice anything, HoneyLips?"
Rebecca:  "Not a thing, Butterball!"
						-- "War of the Weirds"

Rebecca:  "I think someone around here needs his head examined."
Wildcat:  "It worked for me..."
						-- "Stuck on You"

Karnage:  "I must say...  I do look *marvelous*!"
Rebecca:  "WHAT?!!"
						-- "A Baloo Switcheroo"

Karnage: "I am certainly very happy for you, but--WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
						-- "The Ransom of Red Chimp"

Karnage:  "When I catch that bothersome Baloo, I'll tear him into itsy bitsy
	   pieces of ugly bear -- and then I sew him back together again -- 
	   with dull needles!"
						-- "Polly Wants A Treasure"

Baloo: "If you were Rick Sky, how come you got caught so easy? You were only
        outnumbered 10 to 1."
Rick: "That was your fault. You didn't tell me your blasted plane had no guns.
       Imagine *my* surprise!"
Baloo: "Well, if I'd known you were gonna steal it, I'd have put some on for 
	you!"
Rick: "That's perfectly all right. Apology accepted."
						-- "Bygones"

Wildcat: "I can slap together a plane in two hours with the parts I've got.
	  And since I have only half the parts, it should take only half as 
	  long!"
						-- "Bygones"

Baloo: "Will it fly?"
Wildcat (laughing): "Will it fly?? Will it fly???.......... might."
						-- "Bygones"

"Only an idiot would go in there!...Might as well get started."
						-- "Bygones"

Baloo: "And when it was over, the Squadron of Seven flew off, never forgetting
        the lone pilot who helped them recover the treasure...and their honor."
						-- "Bygones"

Baloo and Louie: "This is us....leaving."
						-- "The Road to Macadamia"

Baloo: "What's the matter, pal? Ain't you never seen a pair of *bongos* 
	before?"
						-- "Balooest of the Bluebloods"


--------------------------- From "Darkwing Duck" ------------------------------

Gosalyn: "Really...what kind of person does he think I am?"
Darkwing: "Need I remind you about the time with the peanut butter, the floor 
	   wax and my VCR?"
Gosalyn: "But that was an *accident*."
						-- "Paraducks"

Darkwing:  "Gosalyn?"
Gosalyn:  "Dad?"
Darkwing & Gosalyn:  "YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
						-- "Trading Faces"

Darkwing: "Tampering with my masterpiece, eh, Megavolt?" 
Megavolt: "Don't you ever *knock*??"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Darkwing: "I need to work on a shorter intro...."
						-- "Slime OK, You're OK"

Megavolt:  "Duck born with silver spoon in mouth speak with forked tongue!
            If you can dish it out, I can take it!"
Darkwing:  "Much more of this and I'll have a full place setting!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Darkwing:  "I'm a...  I'm a...  I'm a *cartoon*?!!  Oh, well..."
						-- "Twitching Channels"

Darkwing:  "Let me see...  a fourteen-mile drop at something approaching the 
            speed of light...  We could be in for a rough landing, L.P.!!"
Launchpad:  "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Megavolt:  "Blast you... you're HANDICAPPED!!"
Darkwing:  "We prefer the term 'physically challenged.'"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "Gee, this hurts..."			
						-- "Darkly Dawns the Duck"

Binkie:  "Oh, my stars...  With reading material like this, it's no wonder
	  why children grow up to be cruel, despotic dictators!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Darkwing:  "I don't mean to interrupt, but...  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Negaduck:  "Don't think you'll be able to hold us in here!  I'll..."
Seaman Drake:  "Quiet, or I'll summon the Darkwing Doubloon!"
Other Villains (to Negaduck):  "Yeah!  QUIET!!"
						-- "Darkwing Doubloon"

Avenger:  "Like I always say, when in doubt, accessorize!"
						-- "The Secret Origins of
						    Darkwing Duck"

Darkwing:  "We're investigating a crime and you're the prime seduction...
	    uh, *suspect*..."
						-- "Ghoul of My Dreams"

Launchpad:  "Uh, DW...?"
Darkwing:  "What is it, Launchpad?"
Launchpad:  "What do you know about washing machines?"
Darkwing:  "What?"
Launchpad:  "Well, I was wondering...  if the lid was stuck shut with the
	     thing on high, what do you think would happen?"
Darkwing:  "Well, I suppose the washer would explode in a mountain of suds!"
				** BOOM **
Launchpad:  "I was *afraid* of something like that..."
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Negaduck:  "Ah, my beautiful St. Canard... smell those noxious fumes."
						-- "Life, the Negaverse, and
						    Everything"

Darkwing:  "What's the one thing every garden pest fears?  Common household
	    salt!"
Launchpad:  "Uh, DW...  don't I have some change coming?"
Darkwing:  "Sorry I didn't get a receipt!"
						-- "Comic Book Capers"

Darkwing:  "I am the terror that flaps in the night!"
Megavolt:  "Happy flapping!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Megavolt:  "What is *with* you?  Can't a guy have a *hobby*?!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Nodoff:  "Come with me, Morgana, and I'll show you the riches of St. Canard!"
Darkwing:  "Don't be a fool, Morgana!  You know what this pint-sized
            pipsqueak's promises are worth!"
Morgana:  "Uh...  is this something I have to decide right away?"
Darkwing:  "Morgana...!!!!!"
						-- "Ghoul of My Dreams"

Megavolt:  "Please, I know you!  You're the Darkwing Duck fan club!"
Darkwing:  "Yes, and as a matter of fact, we're having a *membership* drive!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "Nice touch...  electromagnetizing steak knives..."
Launchpad:  "Sure impressed *me*!!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "You are *not* a well person!"
Megavolt:  "And you're NORMAL?!  'I am the cold sore that stings your lip?'
	    We're definitely talking *demented*!"
						-- "Duck Blind"

Darkwing:  "Clever of me to use my *spine* to break my fall like that..."
						-- "Life, the Negaverse, and
					 	    Everything"

Nega-Binkie:  "Now you run along and do some life-altering damage to those
	       nice men who hurt Mommy!"
						-- "Life, the Negaverse, and
						    Everything"

Gosalyn:   "Darkwarrior...?"
Darkwing:  "Oh, great!  My daughter's gone for five minutes, and already she's
	    forgotten my name!"
						-- "Time and Punishment"

Darkwing:  "I don't know where you went, but you're going to wish you'd never
	    *returned*!!"			-- "Time and Punishment"



------------------------------- From "Goof Troop" ------------------------------

Goofy:  "If your son was my son, I'd still be an idiot!"
	"I guess we better check the 'What to do if you don't know what to
	 do' section."
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Pete:  "I almost forgot the bullets."
						-- "You Camp Take it With You"

Max: "We're losing the trailer!"
Goofy:  "Take the wheel, Max!" 
Max:  "But I'm only eleven-and-a-half years old!" 
Goofy:  "That's okay, Max!  This car is old enough to drive itself!"
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Max:  "You need a license to do this?!?!"
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Max:  "You'll be the first kid in our block to break the sound barrier!"
PJ:  "Come on, I've already broken the *pain* barrier..."
						-- "Hot Air"

Pete:  "Pistol!  What are you doing?  Little bitsy girls can't fly!"
Pistol:  "I'm not flying, Daddy... I'm *landing*!"
Pete:  "Landing?  Oh, that's different...  *LANDING*?!!"
						-- "Hot Air"

Goofy:  "But Pistol, you're only four years old!"
Pistol:  "Four-and-a-*half*!"
Max:  "She'll never see *five*..."
						-- "Hot Air"

Director:  "Okay, enough rehearsing!  Let's do a take with the camera running!"
Pete:  "Heh-heh...  WHAT?!!?  REHEARSAL?!?!!  Why you...  I'm gonna punch
	you so hard your *mom* will get a black eye!!"
						-- "Hot Air"

Pete:  "The gorilla is gonna fly the plane?!!"
Director:  "Don't worry!  Hasn't crashed one in *days*!"
Pete:  "DAYS?!?!?!"
						-- "Hot Air"

Max:  "One word of this to *anyone* and your pigtails will be *orphans*!"
						-- "Date With Destiny"

Pete:  "How many times do I have to tell you...  do what I *think*, not
	mean what I say?!!"
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Pete:  "That's my boy...  doesn't want to go slow and painful...  wants to
	go *fast* and painful..."		
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Pete:  "Sanity before crockery!!"		
						-- "Forever Goof"

PJ:  "You think this will really work?"
Max:  "I'd stake your life on it, dude!"		
						-- "Forever Goof"


Acknowledgements/Contributors:

From jdb8042@tamuts.tamu.edu (John D. Baker)
From dana_uehara-uhmanoa@uhplato.bitnet (Dana Uehara)
From Avi Melman <amelman@orion.oac.uci.edu>
From spc55721@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (the PC-Thief)
From agent99@kretin.infoserv.com (Wendy Lee)
From fields@aludra.usc.edu (Canis)
From PHILLIPS@stsci.edu
--
=================== Dana Uehara <anash@uhunix.uhcc.hawaii.edu> ================
"That's my boy...  doesn't want to go slow and painful...  wants to go *fast*
and painful..."							-- Pete