From: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The sound of hoofprints 'cross the glade...)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee! (Re: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!)
Date: 15 Apr 92 02:38:23 GMT
Article-I.D.: mac.1992Apr14.203826.2463
Reply-To: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (Your ads here)


 writes
> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
> 
> >In article <30256@cbmvax.commodore.com> johnw@cbmvax.commodore.com (John  
Wiederhirn - CATS) writes:
> >>robynn1@perdita.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
> >>> In article <1992Apr8.205521.13630@linus.mitre.org>  writes:
> >>> > In article <1992Apr3.194142.7716@bnlux1.bnl.gov>,  
> >>> schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
> >>> > >In article <1992Mar21.235547.25691@nntp.uoregon.edu>  
> >>> rtaylor@cie.uoregon.edu (Russ Taylor) writes:
> >>> > >>In article <BLHJ2q.MJv@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James  
'Kibo'  
> >>> Parry) writes:
> >>> > >>>In article <28377@brahms.udel.edu> roby@brahms.udel.edu (Scott W  
> >>> Roby) writes:
> >>> > >>>>%In article kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>In article pc30@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Po Shan Cheah) writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>In article rtaylor@cie.uoregon.edu (Russ Taylor) writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>In article wcstom@alfred.carleton.ca (Tom Hamill) writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%In article 92dms@vax.cc.williams.edu (Bat Rastard) writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>In article wcstom@alfred.carleton.ca (Tom Hamill) writes...
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>In article david@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (David Gundlach)  
> >>> writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>In article dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Daniel Dise) said...
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%In article 92dms@vax.cc.williams.edu (Bat Rastard) writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>In article wasylik@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michael Wasylik)  
> >>> writes...
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>In article david@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (David Gundlach)  
> >>> writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>In article 92dms@vax.cc.williams.edu (Bat Rastard)  
> >>> said...
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%In article <U37460@uicvm.uic.edu> writes...
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>In article wcstom@alfred.carleton.ca (Tom Hamill)  
> >>> says:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>In article kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)  
> >>> writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>In article pdevans@daisy.waterloo.edu (Paul D  
Evans)  
> >>> writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>In article colby@bu-bio.bu.edu (Chris Colby)  
> >>> writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>In article entropy@wintermute.WPI.EDU(Lawrence  
> >>> C.Foard)writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>>In article kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo'  
> >>> Parry) writes:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>>>  GEE, I'M SURE GLAD THAT .SIGNATURE VIRUSES  
ARE  
> >>> PASSE.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>>They will just mutate to get around it!
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>>Evolution is god!
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>>Sanitation is fraud:
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>>Sandinistas ate Maude.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>Santa Claus baits God.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>Satan Claws Bates Dog!  Film At Eleven!
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>>Satin draws mates bod.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%>I sat in Ward's tame knob.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>%I set a weird time bomb.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>>I shed a weird tie, Bob...
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>>I shot a wet teen babe.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%>Izod's a wasp trend, Biff.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>%I drove off a west end cliff
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>>I rode to arrest a lift.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>>Electrodes tie my wrists.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%>Erode the Mai Tai wisps.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>%Erotic in tiny sips.
> >>> > >>>>%>>>Exotic Women in slips!
> >>> > >>>>%>>Eclectic cows without lips.
> >>> > >>>>%>Erector sets without screws.
> >>> > >>>>%Erection met within flue.
> >>> > >>>>Direct a pet within you.
> >>> > >>>Eject a cassette, a-choo!
> >>> > >>Reject Annette, won't you?
> >>> > >Each antenna?  Mon dieu!
> >>> > Teach all men "The Cure."
> >>> Meet'cha at the seashore!
> >Acid rots through my floor.
> >Rancid tots knock at my door.
> Horrid green spots all over my sores.
Torrid scenes stop falling over bores.

> -- 
> \ /  /    / /  /\   | I trapped all alone in the gas station of love,
>  \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_  | and I have to use the self-service pumps.
>  / \/  /   \ \/ \   | 	--"Weird Al" Yankovic.
> g8801935@cs.uow.edu.au

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