HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: ABBA Covers
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Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 21:50:00 GMT
Comments: Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep 'till noon


I just heard a cover of SOS by Man Without Hats.  And everybody has
the ABBAesque EP by Erasure.  What I'd like to know is whether there
are other ABBA covers by other people.  

Oktay "The love you gave me, Nothing else can save me, SOS " Ahiska
--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SAT worship
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 02:34:39 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1992Sep22.173903.344@walter.cray.com> <Bv7uzu.DIF@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
  <1992Sep29.061615.20701@wetware.com>

SAT scores so amazingly unfuckingimpressive that they had to retool the
whole thing because i was screwing up the average.

you know they DO curve SAT scores, don't you?

be unique.  DON'T do astonishingly well on SATs, go to college anyway.

BoB
teCh
there was a 6 in it somewhere

	GLAK GLAK
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: more hints for bachelors
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 18:21:42 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Distribution: na

In article <1992Sep28.163143.4832@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>When you're in a hurry, it *is* possible to safely iron a shirt
>while wearing it.
>
>	Mark (Sorry Gooley)
>

Just so long as you don't use the . on the end (unless of course your
given name is also Markian).

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Motorcycle Safety for Gay Men
Date: 6 Oct 92 17:36:44 GMT

CJ sez:

> KPD Doesn't know that the Motorcycle Safety Foundation exists. ...

Which reminds me, for all the gay men out there: the Navy Base Moffett
Field mandatory motorcycle safety course attendance sticker on my ID
card shows a motorcyclist in a surround of one of those cute little
upside down triangles that have become all the rage in .siggies here on
Usenet.  I think its outrageous that the same Navy that bans gays from
service turns around with subtle subliminal ads for the non-heterosexual
lifestyle.  Drieux, take note: how do the gay pride crowd manage to
qualify for these stickers in this Catch-22 situation?

Kent, the man from xanth.
"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
--
Ignore the header, and don't expect me to see a news reply.  We don't get news.
Use email to: <dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: o brave new world
Date: 30 Sep 92 14:34:03 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

>WHITE MALEISM
>
>Presented by Dr. ___________ ________
>
>[date]
>[location]
>$150
>
>"White Maleism - The Corporate Culture"' explores the identity,
>development, and attributes of the white male in our society and
>in the corporate world.  Dr. ______ will cover the implications
>of the white male interfacing with certain segments of the pluralistic
>society, i.e., women, people of color, and people with different
>sexual/affectional orientation...

Fucking bigot, you are, Dr. _____.  (Wonder what you have your Ph.D.
in?  Phrenology, perhaps?)

So I maltreat women, blacks, Indian Indians, homosexuals,
and zoophiles simply because I'm a white male.  Stands to
fucking reason, doesn't it?  It couldn't possibly be that
I don't give a shit about such things, certainly not on
the job, eh?  No, that would go against your mindless,
feces-brained, bigoted views, you ambulatory excrement.

And you expect our managers, you traveling mountebank and
humbug, to shell out $150 a head to pay for your bullshit?
Good luck.  I'm amazed that the company even lets you on
the premises, but regulated firms tend to be hyper-sensitive
about accusations of bigotry -- except bigotry against people
like inherently-evil White Males.

Mark., hard to get me furious about anything
gooley@netcom.com
From: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: my beard
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Date: 28 Sep 1992 21:23:41 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: carnival.lbl.gov

mostly grows on the UNDERSIDE of my chin.

i don't get it.

imspecti bork
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Good Karma Post Office
Distribution: world
Date: 28 Sep 92 20:48:24 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

Sometimes all the muse gives you is the title.

--
Not even a sig.
...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Date: 29 Sep 92 06:30:55 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Sep28.224148.17024@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
*In article <1992Sep28.161021.2820@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
*>ANY fucking around with people's right to vote, no matter how
*>innocent-seeming and playful, is hideous. Don't sell out your values
*>to win the battle but lose the war.
*
*<ding-ding-ding-ding-ding>
*
*Ladies and Gentleman, we have a winner!
*
*Sean, give this man a 12GHz blast from the horn antenna for taking
*himself too seriously and thinking this is talk.politics.

Reading this, I know full well what a certain future posting will contain.

It reminds me of a Prof. Renzi quote: "I'd rather walk into the Palistine
area and say, 'hey, I'm a Jew!'"


Mark "Got dozens of 'em" Lippert
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: English Grammar & Dieting Class -- All in One!
Date: 29 Sep 92 06:10:51 GMT



Word: Diet.
Phrase: Low-Cal.
Sentence: No, I couldn't possibly have another piece of German chocolate cake.
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Salinger rebate
Date: 29 Sep 92 16:35:54 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU's message of 29 Sep 92 13:53:16 GMT


I've been reading PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU's postings for the last few weeks,
wondering why they sound so familiar, what's this style, I know this style,
this is so familiar, where do I know this from?
Then this morning I read his latest:

   so...i get up at six in the damned morning, way too early for any sane grad
   student. there is a conference today up at one of the ski resorts to start
   off the new year and get the program rolling for the first year students.
   swell. i had to get up so early because i needed to develop some film of an
   experiment i did yesterday. so far so good except that the film looks like
   crap. the background is so high i don't know if i will be able to get
   anything useful out of this experiment. damn, i love science. hope you all
   get a better start than i did. (disgusting play for pity) ciao etc.


and it HITS me.  This is exactly what Holden Caulfield would sound like
if he were a chem grad student in Utah posting to talk.bizarre.
This is like _Catcher in the Lab_ or something.

-Tom
relieved
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Salinger rebate
Date: 30 Sep 1992 01:05:20 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <TOMF.92Sep29123554@ai.bunny.gte.com> tomf@gte.com writes:
<I've been reading PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU's postings for the last few weeks,
<wondering why they sound so familiar, what's this style, I know this style,
<this is so familiar, where do I know this from?
<Then this morning I read his latest:
<   so...i get up at six in the damned morning, way too early for any sane grad
<   student. there is a conference today up at one of the ski resorts to start
<   off the new year and get the program rolling for the first year students.
<   swell. i had to get up so early because i needed to develop some film of an
<   experiment i did yesterday. so far so good except that the film looks like
<   crap. the background is so high i don't know if i will be able to get
<   anything useful out of this experiment. damn, i love science. hope you all
<   get a better start than i did. (disgusting play for pity) ciao etc.
<and it HITS me.  This is exactly what Holden Caulfield would sound like
<if he were a chem grad student in Utah posting to talk.bizarre.

In light of this new data, I must ask PFJ4081 to the Prom.

I wanted to fuck Holden Caulfield's brains out.

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley)
Subject: Re: The law of adverbs (was Re: The Printer)
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 15:18:44 GMT

annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
>csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>>She sat on the table, placidly humming.  Her name was Libel, and she
> (etc. etc.)
>
>This isn't isn't a flame about this post. I don't do that. This is a protest 
>against lazy writing habits in general.
>

Well, I wrote it sitting next to the printer in question.  I used the words
'placidly humming'.  Why?

it was placidly humming; that soft mindless noise that electronic
equipment constantly bathes us in.

it was not the tuneless humming of Barry Manilow tunes that makes
you wish you had a large sharp axe

it was not the insistent rattling hum of a refrigerator as it
secretly inundates your vegetables with N-rays

it was not the deep resonant hum of the Enterprise's main phaser array
warming up for a salvo to hurl at the Borg

it was not the sound of a lover giving you a hum-job

it was simply the brainless sound that machines equipped with a fan
make.  i imagined the dear little printer sitting there with a
vacuous look on her face, humming because that's the way she was made,
providing a soft, relaxing background noise.  not thrusting herself
into your face and saying "HUM!", but just passively, placidly humming.



also, i hadn't used the word 'placid' since the 1980 winter olympics.

also, i'm a crappy, lazy writer.
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep turns an awkward phrase
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:42:51 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)


"saucy little hydrant"

RICHH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: pragmatic procrastination
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 20:00:45 GMT

If vermin are not fighting to get to it, the trash can wait another
day to be taken out.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Naked Lunch
Date: 6 Oct 92 02:35:27 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Bell Atlantic NSI

It is probably Cronenberg's best, even better than Videodrone.
It made me feel like a bug.
From: thchemb4@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: TEEN TALK BARBIE
Date: 3 Oct 92 17:13:32 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <9210020414.AA23034@quaestor>, carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
> 
> Just heard that Mattel Toys has just made a talking Barbie that has

           ........stuff deleted........
 
> The official name of the product is "Teen Talk Barbie".
> 
> 
> carasso, "currently not accused of being a sexist, but who knows"
>           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> . 

 is this a nascent persecution complex, or what?

Tom Weston
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: you may now drink champagne for me
Date: 29 Sep 92 14:19:30 GMT
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA


In article <1a39ccINN5ib@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

   ---
   I passed my motorcycle safety class skill test.
   I am now a certified SAFE motorcycle mama.
   ---

you of course realize that, like second hand smoking, your life still
depends on other people not being stupid.


jv <- "like the truck that cut me off this morning"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: great lies
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 19:03:46 GMT

This is posted on a white-board in someone's cubicle in our office.


   Great Lies:

   1.  I work for the government and I'm here to help you.

   2.  I'll respect you in the morning

   3.  Benefits by Design

   4.  Dual career ladder

   5.  Self-managed teams

   6.  You can't get fired for antagonistic graffiti on your board.

   7.  The HVAC in this building works correctly.

   8.  Quality is more important than cost and schedule.

   9.  A warmer office environment is healthier for the employees.

   10. Management receives no additional fee for cost savings 
       activities.

   11. "No job is more important than your health, your safety, and
       the protection of our environment."

   12. Computer user services

   13. I get more satisfaction from my job than from a round of golf.

   14. We quit adding to this list only because we ran out of great
       lies.



	Mark

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ralph@cs.stanford.edu (Ralph Melton)
Subject: SSC
Originator: ralph@Xenon.Stanford.EDU
Organization: CS Department, Stanford University, California, USA
Date: 30 Sep 92 00:30:51 GMT

In <TOMF.92Sep27105712@ai.bunny.gte.com> tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett) writes:

>Hmmm....

>mark-c-function
>mark-defun
>mark-end-of-sentence
>mark-page
>mark-paragraph
>mark-sexp
>mark-whole-buffer
>mark-word

When I first looked at this, I thought that it was a list of suggestions
for opossum names.

Ralph
-- 
"As a hushed commentary on my RL surroundings here... I hate people who think
that stubborn ignorance is cute."
Mike McDermott (Pog)
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Shit, I'm Bored!
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 18:56:48 GMT

In article <1ai51lINNhn3@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>
>All computers are poor excuses, pieces of crap, and too
>slow.  Some of them just entertain us for longer than others,
>before we inevitably yield to the urge to defenestrate them.

>got one on my desk that I'll be compacting soon

Say, before you do that, I'll trade you an 11/750 for it.  I am sure that
the 750 will make a much more satisfying smash.
--scott
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 28 Sep 92 15:41:29 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Blair writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Carasso.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Countach.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Corfu.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Copycat.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Contrapositive.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crustacean.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cruzeiro.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Corazon, Que Can Eat It.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Common Denominator.
)>>>>>>>>>>Caca.
)>>>>>>>>>Cacao.
)>>>>>>>>Cayman.
)>>>>>>>Calypso.
)>>>>>>Coke.
)>>>>>Cute.
)>>>>Cough up a hairball.
)>>>Cheradenine Zakalwe.
)>>Cher's labial tattoos.
)>Credo quia absurdum est.
)Cerveza! Uno mas, por favor.
Cuidado chico!
From: small@turing.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Baked Beans
Date: 29 Sep 92 03:47:04 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Distribution: na
Organization: Laserama: Programming and Civil Insurection Division


Dear Abby,

	Should Baked Beans smell like vomit?

	
			Concerned muncher

-- 
DoD# 2024   -Aluminum that is . . .    | If it's good enough for airframes,
                                       | it's good enough for my EX-500.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: short shameful confession
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 20:48:14 GMT

whenever I see
a haiku posted, I am
compelled to count the
number of syllables in each line.
-- 
, jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: Flashbacks
Date: 05 Oct 92 15:35:01 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

<CJ writes about flashbacks and St. Elmo's Fire>

I had a friend in college who was morally certain that he 
would have a flashback while taking his English orals.
He even had figured out what he'd say to the professors...
 "Pardon me, but I'm having a reoccurrence of a previous
drug experience. I have to leave now."

This same friend, some ten years later, became a 
rabid born-again-evolution-dissing christian. It's the only
evidence I've seen that leads me to think that LSD might
have some negative side effects.

BENth

CJ - new Eno album out soon - this might be the one that does it!



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Where is the HATE??
Organization: Thank you Evan Dorkin, Milk and Cheese
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 92 16:01:54 EDT


well where the heck is it
your bleeding sensitivities
and

general lack of rage make me
wonder why it is that you insist
on

mangling hapless house rodents
in the most violent manner
AVAILABLE


handel "not in my backyard" low

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:31944 misc.legal:17788
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.legal
Subject: Re: hint
Date: 28 Sep 92 16:55:33 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

(Curtis Yarvin) writes:

>For a very long time I have wanted to name a character
>"Onesiphorous Dunce."  I have seen many names with rhythm,
>and some that are even syncopated, but none that roll off
>the tongue quite like "Onesiphorous Dunce."

>The problem is ontology.  I have no idea where this name
>came from.  It seemed to pop Athena-like from my anterior
>vesicles, but this might be an illusion; creation is oft
>hard to distinguish from memory.  Perhaps Onesiphorous is
>a character in a book, a line in a song, or even a person
>I've met.  

>This, by itself, would be wonderful; it would tell me that
>there is one other person in the world, perhaps even two,
>with the same slightly-warped sense of linguistic rhythm
>as me.  Unfortunately, it would also permanently disqualify
>poor Onesiphorous from future characterhood.


Methinks you've been reading too much Pynchon too late at night.


If you haven't read Pynchon, your revelation awaits. Try reading
"The Crying of Lot 49", substituting Onesiphorous Dunce for
Oedipa Maas. Then you can decide for yourself whether Mr./Ms. 
Dunce has a future. And also the kind of things that would happen
to some one gifted with such a name.

You also should consider coming up with a good nickname (for O.D.,
not for you, Curtis). Gee, how 'bout O.D.?


Matt
My favorite character name of all time was Hideo Gump
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: wanna light?
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 15:43:17 GMT



In article <m#rztq@rpi.edu> zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu (Zed) writes:


   "Stop smoking!"

   "Me?"

   "Yes, you!"

   "But I'm not."

   "At the cellular level, the body is constantly undergoing oxidation,
   which is burning, which means smoking!"

   So she incinerated me.

   -- 

Oxidation is a dirty habit but without our little vices life just
wouldn't be as full now would it?


"Hey, kid, every try oxygen?" - Skippy Mudskipper



jv <- "contractual diseases are the only thing that pleases (me)"
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: maternal pride, etc.
Date: 6 Oct 1992 00:40:20 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: fuckit, i'm not deleting the headers.


Well, what the fuck. Got stuff in my dir that wants to be SHARED.


From uwm.edu!cs.utexas.edu!samsung!pondsquid!dfan Mon Oct 14 18:44:32 CDT 1991
Article: 91501 of talk.bizarre
From: dfan@pondsquid.mv.com (Dan Schmidt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: just like that
Date: 2 Oct 91 15:27:23 GMT
Organization: Blue Sky Productions, Salem NH

I don't know what she said but I saw how she said it
He shrugged his shoulders, looked at her, said just forget it
He turned around and walked away, she walked towards me
We've never met but I know I have her sympathy
I've been there before and I'll been there again
I'd give anything to be like her 'cause
  I want to be just like that
  I want to feel greed
  I want to have a heart that bleeds
  I want to lose someone that I really need
    I want to be someone in danger
    I want to be somebody's stranger

I see him on the stage with the guitar he's playing
They don't care that they can't hear a word he's saying
The song ends and the crowd erupts into applause
He can see the effect and he knows who's the cause
I've been there before and I'll be there again
I'd give anything to be like him 'cause
  I want to be just like that
  I want to sing loud
  I want to move a moving crowd
  I don't want them to hear any other sound
    I want to be someone who dances
    I want to write songs like Black Francis

      And I want to be anyone at all
      Just as long as it's not me
      I've been watching all of them for long enough
      It's time that I'm the one they see
                     I'm the one they see
                     I'm the one they see
                     I'm the one they see

I stand in line behind her at the corner store
She picks up a paper, drops it on the floor
She bends to pick it up and drops a dozen eggs
She curses loudly as yolk splatters on her legs
I've been there before and I'll be there again
I'd give anything to be like her 'cause
  I want to be just like that
  I want to be mad
  I want to be a step past sad
  I want to lose something that I needed bad
  Something that I didn't know I needed when I had
  And now it's gone forever and I'm never going to see it
                                        and it makes me glad 'cause
    I want to be someone with feelings
    I want to have wounds worth healing

Dan;
It's so depressing, having no problems.

--
Dan Schmidt / ...!samsung!pondsquid!dfan / 117 Rindge Ave. Cambridge MA 02140
             There's something in the air besides the atmosphere


From uwm.edu!cs.utexas.edu!samsung!pondsquid!dfan Sat Nov  9 14:16:55 CST 1991
Article: 93330 of talk.bizarre