From: doi@jrd.dec.com (Hitoshi Doi)
Subject: Ranma 1/2 Nettouhen episode 118
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation Japan, R&D center
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 22:58:27 GMT
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Ranma 1/2 Nettouhen episode 118
title: Mou anatakara hanarenai
opening song: Love Seeker Can't Stop It (Vision)
ending song: Niji to Taiyou no Oka (Piyo Piyo)
aired: 1992.04.03

Happosai was running around stealing panties.  Happosai came out of a
college girl's dormitory, and a bunch of girls were chasing him.
Ranma caught Happosai and threw him to the group of girls.  Happosai
got beaten up by the girls, and got mad at Ranma for treating his
teacher that way.

That night while Ranma was sleeping, Happosai used the Chinese medicine
ball, shujuugan, on Ranma.  The shujuugan was supposed to make the
student respect his teacher.  But right after Happosai threw the medicine
into Ranma's mouth, he was attracted to Ranma and stuck to him.  Happosai
couldn't get away.  Then Ranma rolled over in his sleep and smashed
Happosai.

The next day, Happosai was stuck to Ranma's stomach while he was
brushing his teeth.  Ranma got mad.  Since he couldn't get away,
Happosai splashed cold water on Ranma.

At the breakfast table, Happosai told everyone about the shujuugan.
But he said that he didn't know why they were stuck together.  Then Soun
read the explanation sheet and it said that the two medicine balls
attracted each other with a very strong force.  Happosai had just read
the parts that he wanted to read.

When Ranma teased Happosai and didn't give him anything to eat,
Happosai pulled out his happodaikarin.

On the way to school, Ranma and Akane met Ukyou. (Ukyou was wearing a
girl's school uniform.)  Ranma asked Ukyou to help him out.  Ukyou tried
to pry Happosai off of Ranma's body with her spatula.  But Happosai
didn't come off, and the spatula got bent.

Then Akane dressed Happosai in a "cute" teddy bear outfit.  Akane said
that it was very cute, but Ranma quietly said that he is even more
embarrassed now.

During class, Happosai figured out that he could move, although he was
still stuck to Ranma's body.  Then Happosai jumped out the window to go
to the girl's dressing room.  Ranma couldn't stop him, so he went with
Happosai.  The girls beat up both Ranma and Happosai.

Soun called Akane with some new information.  He said that if Ranma and
Happosai didn't separate during that day, they would be stuck together
forever.  Then Soun arrived at school, and said that he found a way to
separate them.  If Ranma (the student) defeated Happosai (the teacher),
they would separate.  Then Ranma tried to pound Happosai.  Happosai said
that he would let Ranma beat him up.  But Happosai avoided Ranma's punch
at the last moment because he said that he didn't want to go through
anything that would hurt.

Soun and Akane tried to help Ranma beat up Happosai, but they kept
hitting Ranma.  Then Ranma said (in a kind voice) that he will live
with Happosai forever.  Soun, Genma, and Akane were shocked.

Akane and Ukyou were sneaking around looking at Ranma and Happosai.
When Ukyou told Akane that she shouldn't get so jealous over Happosai,
Akane said that she was worrying about Ranma.  Then Ukyou imagined what
it would be like if Ranma and Happosai were permanently stuck together.
Ukyou imagined Ranma/Happosai and her wedding..  Then she imagined
Ranma/Happosai coming into the bath with her..  Ukyou got sick of the
thought and told Akane that they had to pry Ranma and Happosai apart.

Ranma was giving Happosai a massage.  Then Ranma came to his senses
and hit Happosai.  But he quickly returned to his "kind" self and said
that he will take care of Happosai forever.

During class Happosai fell asleep.  Akane whispered to Ranma and told
him that it was a great chance to defeat Happosai.  But Ranma started
to say that he had no reason to do it.  Then Ranma came to his senses
and tried to pound Happosai.  But Ranma yelled, and the teacher threw
a blackboard eraser at him.

When Akane told Soun what was happening, Soun said that it was the power
of the shujuugan making Ranma act that way.

Ranma and Happosai were watching the girls' volleyball team practice.
Happosai was drooling over the girls.  [Some of these girls are drawn
prettier and cuter than the Tendo girls. - H.Doi]  When the volleyball
team finished and went to the dressing room, Happosai told Ranma to turn
himself into Ranma-chan.  Then Happosai wore a stupid animal suit and
went with Ranma-chan to the girls' dressing room.

Ukyou came and tried to stop Ranma-chan.  But Ranma-chan hit Ukyou's
spatula and bent it.  Then Ranma-chan and Happosai arrived at the door
of the dressing room.  Akane was there and told Ranma-chan to wake up.
But Ranma-chan said that she was doing everything for her teacher.
Then Akane ran away.

Ranma-chan and Happosai went inside.  Happosai took one look and turned
to stone.  Soun, Genma, and Ranma's male classmates were there wearing
female lingerie and ugly make up.  Ranma-chan pounded Happosai, and the
spell was broken.

That night Happosai was still injured (all bandaged up) and lying in
his futon.  Ranma came and said that he will feed him, like a good
student.  Ranma feed Happosai some of Akane's "best" cooking.  Happosai
couldn't do anything as Ranma kept putting spoonfuls of Akane's cooking
in to his mouth.  Then Happosai cried and said that he didn't want any
students.
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Hitoshi Doi, International Open Systems Engineering        doi@jrd.dec.com
Japan Research and Development Center               decwrl!jrd.dec.com!doi
Digital Equipment Corporation Japan          [from Japan: doi@dec-j.co.jp]