From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Pat Wells, Messenger of the Lord
Date: 27 Jul 92 05:10:37 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <9207261642.AA00116@djehuti.champaign.il.us> ben@djehuti.champaign.il.us (Ben Cox) writes:
>[Champaign-Urbana News-Gazette:  Sunday, July 26, 1992]
>
>PAT WELLS, MESSENGER OF THE LORD, EXPOSES
>SATANIC ACTIVITY IN CHAMPAIGN COUNTY.
>
>"Jesus Freaks" are in good company.
>
>Our son has called one attorney after another who has refused to
>represent him in a child custody case.  An attorney agreed to an
>interview, and we accompanied him to witness what was said, as the
>Lord Jesus Christ directed us to do.
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Well isn't that conveeeeeeeenient?  What a wonderful excuse to be a buttinski!


>
>He was rude, crude, and insulting from the first word he spoke.  He
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What the hell did you expect lady?  He's a lawyer, fer Chrissake!



>would not permit our son to explain why he wanted primary custody.
>Instead, he asked irrelevant questions, permitting only "In one word"
>answers.  (Yes or No).  He concluded, "Unless your wife is on drugs, I
>see no reason why she should not have custody of the child."

He was probably seeing how your son would react to that type of questioning.
Better to find out if he can handle it in the lawyer's office than in court..

"Tell me Mr. Wells, have you stopped beating your wife?"
"Yes, uh, I mean No, uh, I mean uh..."
>
>I was so outraged that I interrupted, saying "No wonder our kids are
>getting pregnant out of wedlock, committing crimes and turning to
>drugs in their misery, and committing suicide, if everything goes but
>doing drugs!"  As I spoke, I handed him a letter written to our son's
>attorney in response to one her attorney had written him filled with
>false accusations and making unreasonable demands.  Since our son had
>no attorney "of this world" and his ex-wife's attorney asked him to
>respond to the letter through his attorney, the letter's heading
>stated it was from The Lord Jesus Christy, atty., by His Holy Spirit.
>(See Mark 13:11 concerning the promise that the Holy Ghost will speak
>on behalf of Christians in the last days.)

That's not going to hold up in a court of law.  Picture this:
"Your Honor, I cite the precedent of the case of Mark 13:11..."
That trial would be over before the judge's coffee got cold.

>
>This attorney took one look, scoffed, and stated, "I will have nothing
>to do with `Jesus Freaks'.  Get out!"
>
>Both George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were "Jesus Freaks" who put
>their trust in the Lord, and the Word of God.  Washington flatly stated
>that no man could rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible as
>his guide.  Lincoln also declared that he was led by God many times.
>
>On the other hand, neither Saddam Hussein nor Hitler even pretended to

Hussein is a Muslim, if I'm not mistaken, which precludes him from being a 
Jesus freak by definition.  Hitler, well, I don't know...

>be Jesus freaks.  Since "Birds of a feather flock together," I am
>totally convinced that the Judges and their attorneys of Champaign
>County are definitely not "Jesus Freaks".  Make no mistake,
>persecution of Christians is being escalated and our children are
>being held as hostages by the god of this world, but Rejoice!  The
>Word of God states that increased activity on the part of Satan simply
>means that his time is getting short and he just wants to get one last
>miserable lick in before Our Lord Jesus Christ returns and puts him
>out of business forever and ever.

Will that be a leveraged buyout, or a hostile takeover?

Satan's activity has increased, now that you mention it.  He cross-posted to
misc.test four times this week.
>
>I was called formally into service on my sixtieth birthday by the Lord
>to expose the deceptions of Satan.  Since that time, the Lord has led
>me into one situation after another so that I would see for myself
>Satans' wickedness and power to deceive even his own who are not
>walking close to Him.  Therefore, confess, repent, and ask the Lord to
>be your Savior.  It is not too late until this fat lady sings her last
>song.  I am one of the last two witnesses.  (See Rev. Chapter 11).
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Who the hell's the other one?


>
>BELIEVE IT OR EXPECT DISASTER.
>______________________________________________________________________
>
>          Mother of Sorrows                   Pat Wells
>            Mother of Sin                   Charity  Lane
>               Nai-Eve                    Mahomet, IL 61853
>                  ____________________________
>                  (sign, copy, share and mail)
>                      (Paid Advertisement)
		       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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>
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>Ben Cox                     | did she mean "mail" to ucbvax?
>ben@djehuti.champaign.il.us | punctuation errors are sic.
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			       That, or just plain sickening
                              
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