From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: What IS the Color In Chaney's World????
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 11:18:08 GMT


Sorry Folks, this is a bit of long response.
But after the first couple of his sillinesses,
all I could think of was the NRA advertisement:

"I am the NRA."

So I felt it useful, and hopefully educational for the BorkyBorkyBoy
to have a more detailed response.

{for those of you who are unaccustom to humour, and its
dangerous side effects, be forewarned that there are some
things in the following post that can be misconstrued as comical. }

chaneysa@nextnet.ccs.csus.edu (Steve Chaney | Borg Operating Space Systems, Revision 2.0 ) writes:
] 
] Why is it that the typical pro-choicer: 
] 
] 1) Opposes war because it is killing? 

Nope, oppose War cause it messes up with the Liberty Calls....

] 2) Seeks a ban or massive waiting periods on guns because they may kill? 

Well given the Price of a Good Used ZSU-4-23,
most folks need to get a bank loan, so being
able to have a waiting period means that I will
not lose out on an opportunity of a LifeTime to
Get a Great DuckHuntingWeaponsSystem Of a Life time...

] 3) Favors spotted owls over the welfare of working-class human beings? 

{east coast lonatic, eh? Think that all this psuedo conflict
about how the Logging Industry run by EastCoastMoneyGrubbers
is some how best presented as a struggle between CalifornicatinBambiHuggers
vs. the Decent Wonderful Nice Working class.... OH WOW... }

TURN OFF THAT NICK_AT_NITE vision of political arguments...

] 4) Opposes the death penalty because it is killing? 

Nope, Oppose it as the Mandatory Appeals Process is far too exspensive.
Fiscal conservatory suggests that merely going to a life imprisonment
system is still cheaper, and IF a person is wrongly convicted, and
new evidence can be brought to light, its easier to get the person
out of a Jail Cell, than a Coffin.

] 5) Wants to save the dolphins? 
] 6) And the whales? 
] 7) And the eagles' eggs? 
] 8) All because it is killing? 

Still do not understand the nature of EcoSystems do you...

Its NOT the killing that is the problem...

] 9) But then tries to justify abortion even though it is killing? 
 
Don't Need to 'justify' it, that is a 'personal call',
merely need to maintain the liberty of the citizenry to
maintain their own piety, and Holy Devotion in the Light
of the Oppression of ModernSeXularHumanists who wish to
FederallyMandate all aspects of the Individuals life.

You might wake up and Notice that this is the USA and
NOT America.S.S.R BorkyBorkyBoy....

] 10) Opposes animal testing? 

Nope, Support the Effective Utilization of Current Technology to
develop effective and useful computer models.

Notice that there are few of the Old Style BarnStorming Test Pilots
anymore who take their lives in their hands with no serious notion
about the operational envelope....

Well Folks, lets just be thankful that a lot of the design
questions can be resolved by computational means....

Besides if All One has going for them is their perfume,
makeup and SytheUnits.... Maybe they NEED to take a long
look at the person within. 

Just because you lost out on the SAT exams to a single
cell organism BorkyBorkyBoy is no reason to be upset
that other animals past their tests...

] 11) Would rather have human fetal testing?  
 
Obviously Saving Lives has never been High on BorkyBorkyBoy...

But I guess that Modern Science stuff has always been a whole
jolly lot more Scary for BorkyBorkyBoy ever since he was told
that life does not spring from inanimate things....

] 12) Opposes the choice to control one's own body with whatever
] pleasure-inducing drugs they want to put into themselves, because
] drugs are dangerous? 

I oppose Jumping Out of Perfectly Sound AirMobileAssets, 
but then again... I don't see any need to outlaw it...

And In Your Case BorkyBorkyBoy, Up those MEDS....

] 13) Then turns around and opposes regulations on breast implants
] despite that some implants may be dangerous?  

Getting into a BathTub is the Leading Cause of Bathroom Fatalities...

Guess that Means we should Outlaw bathing too????

] 14) And then shoots the 24 year old man who screws their 14 year old
] daughter? (Which is why they turn and oppose the death penalty...) 

Huh?

SillyNit, My fourteen year old daughter can pop rounds
into the young man if she wants. Sort of Helps him understand,

"If You didn't get the hint with a "NO." How about Sucking LEAD!"

But I guess in your case the subtlety would be lost.

] I just wanted to know about these inconsistencies of the pro-choice
] movement... 

Thank you for playing,
do come again when your
operable brain cells meet each other.


ciao
drieux


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