HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jmm@s1.gov (Jeff Marsh)
Subject: Re: Bread Machines
Organization: Lawrence Livermore National Labs, Livermore CA
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 16:10:10 GMT

In article <1iqou6INN77k@garnet.msen.com> josephs@msen.com (Joseph Stroup) writes:
> Anyone ever hear of a bread machine called the Zoji Model S-15.
>
> Thanks all.
>-- 
>Joseph Stroup  

I awoke yesterday morning to the wonderful smell of just finished fresh baked
bread.  My wife had set up the Zojirushi to automatically start in the middle
of the night so that the bread would be ready for breakfast.  This is a 
wonderful (but expensive if you don't have a discount source available) top-
of-the-line home machine.  It will supposedly make cakes and jams as well as
1.5 pound loaves of any type of bread.  It is extremely simple to use - just
dump all the ingredients into the machine (in the proper order) push a button,
wait 4 hours and the bread is ready to eat.  There are several preprogrammed
recipes with adjustable levels of "brownness" as well as the ability to enter
your own program.

In the 5 weeks we have had ours, my wife has made several white breads, french
breads and a couple of egg breads (challahs).  All have turned out great.  She
has just acquired some rye flour and a couple of others, so now the experiments
will begin.

So far, only good things to say about the machine!
			Jeff

Newsgroups: ba.food
From: malcolm@wrs.com (Malcolm Humes)
Subject: Re: Thai Markets?
Organization: Wind River Systems, Inc.
Distribution: ba
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 23:18:21 GMT

>Also, anyone know about any Thai market's in the East Bay? My boyfriend
>got me a Thai cookbook for Christmas and we got some serious experimentin'
>to do.

There's a small one a building at the corner of Dwight and San Pablo 
in Berkeley, on San Pablo halfway between University and Ashby. If you're 
heading to University from Ashby it's on the right, two doors down from 
Alqasari Liquors on the corner, in the same building. 
 
  - malcolm  

Newsgroups: ba.food
From: garygm@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gary Brainin)
Subject: Re: Your food, my food (Was Re: pickles)
Organization: Stanford Law School, Stanford University
Distribution: ba
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 22:00:19 GMT

In article <452@self.UUCP> roger@self.UUCP (Roger H. Scott) writes:
>In article <1993Jan10.181739.4383@leland.Stanford.EDU> garygm@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gary Brainin) writes:
>>   Only a blind man would deny that certain foods tend to be prepared
>>differently in different regions, and that some places are known for
>>some particular foods or styles thereof.
>
>I rather suspect that the average "blind man" (or woman) could taste
>you under the table, buddy.

   I don't believe we've been formally introduced, BUDDY, but I think
it was obvious that I was speaking metaphorically.  If you have a
problem with the metaphor, come on out and say it, but let's not be
getting too familiar, okay?

   My apologies for posting, but mail bounced despite my best efforts.

			-Gary
-- 
|Gary Brainin                     |BITNET: garygm%leland.stanford.edu@stanford|
|garygm@leland.stanford.edu       |UUCP: ...decwrl!leland.stanford.edu!garygm |
|"...the right to be let alone-the most comprehensive of rights and the right |
|most valued by civilized men."    Olmstead v. U.S. (Brandeis, J., dissenting)|
Newsgroups: ba.food
From: linda@wendy.net.com (Linda Hill)
Subject: Re: Need Wedding Cake Maker Recommendation
Organization: Network Equipment Technologies
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 15:07:01 GMT

Since you say you are getting married in San Francisco, I will offer
my experience.  We had a small (20 people) luncheon reception at
Fior d'Italia in North Beach and I wanted the cake delivered there.
Victoria Pastry was recommended and I received many compliments on
the cake we ordered from them.

Victoria Pastry
1362 Stockton
(415)781-2015

-- 
Linda V. Hill                           "Nakia", Hans Christian 33
Network Equipment Technologies          Email: linda@net.com
800 Saginaw Drive, 23.2.3               Phone: (415) 780-5785
Redwood City, CA 94063 			Fax:   (415) 780-5001
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:43562 ed.general:213
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ed.general
Subject: Christmas Fun on Richmond Street
Date: 5 Jan 93 14:08:56 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse



Last year fashionable Edinburgh District Council, at the expense of its
long-suffering local ratepayers, opened the Family Advice and
Information Resource (FAIR), an office dispensing a vital if unspecified
service to ill-advised and uninformed families.  It is housed in a shop
on Richmond Street.  Through the front window the passer-by can see two
desks, a selection of childrens' toys, and a few leaflets of the kind
generally seen in post offices.

Now, disabled people use all the shops in Richmond Street without undue
difficulty.  All the shops have identical doors.  Nevertheless, a couple
of months ago the trendy-friendly Council added at our expense a
disabled access ramp to the front door of the Resource.  This is not a
simple unobtrusive wooden or concrete ramp, which would have been all to
the good.  It was an unpainted metal structure with three or four metres
of perforated steel ramp and galvanised handrails picked out in red and
black go-faster stripes, which are already starting to peel.  It is
completely out of keeping with the appearance of the rest of the
Victorian street, taking up about half the width of the sidewalk and
having several unguarded sharp corners between six inches and a foot off
ground level.  

It would have been interesting to know what the Council's decision would
have been had a prive developer sought to place such a structure
permanently outside his own front door.  But it was certainly essential
for those disabled people unable to overcome a six-inch step even with
help from staff or to find identical advice and information available
elsewhere.  Doubtless they visited the office in their thousands, though
I never saw one.  Unfortunately, at Christmas the staff of FAIR erected
a jolly Christmas tree on the ramp, thus completely obstructing the
office doorway except to people who were determined enough, and able
enough, to climb over it. 

wastefully, Ken Johnson



-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
It's a basic rule of the universe,     || 80 South Bridge                       and if you don't like it,              || Edinburgh,  Scotland   EH1 1HN
go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject:   RODENT  ROMANCE
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 23:58:25 GMT


The rat faced girl and the ferrett faced boy were madly in love with
each other.  That they were made for each other goes without saying.
They proved their love to each other often and with a furry abandon.
The overbite lacerations on the their lips alone were enough of a
testimony of their ardor.
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mr. Ghaly is the right man in the right place.
Date: 6 Jan 93 20:08:54 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.


In previous episodes **************

Rob Dobson writes:
> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> >My dad drinks Black Label Non-Alcoholic Malt Beverage, the
> >worst non-alcoholic beer in the known universe.
> 
> Although it is still only the 5th of January, this has a good shot at
> being the MOST SHAMEFUL confession t.b. will see in 93.

I introduced my brother to New Age music.
*********************************

I let Jon Knight have brekfast with me on a semi-regular basis.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: NOT!
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 16:49:05 GMT

Roger ("Dogface") Carasso died yesterday when a computer malfunction prevented
him from posting to talk.bizarre in time, resulting in his bowels exploding.
The cause of death was listed as "suicide"; the coroner was quoted as saying
"Under the circumstances, we thought it best to pretend that he had performed
at least one public service in his miserable, worthless life."  AT&T stock
closed down 5 points.
From: anon.186@pax.tpa.com.au
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: quatloos
Date: 8 Jan 1993 05:45:08 +1030
Organization: PAX - Public Access Unix (Adelaide,South Australia) - Anonymous Service
Reply-To: anon.186@pax.tpa.com.au
NNTP-Posting-Host: flash.pax.tpa.com.au



1000 quatloos to the person who finds my finch.

Many thanks to you,
Rog.




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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tjg01@thdhub.HomeDepot.COM (Terry Gardner)
Subject: spelig
Organization: Home Depot USA, Inc.
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 18:43:19 GMT
Distribution: talk

Is it possible to pass all posts thru `spell' in oreder for
those of us who can spel can read posts witthout wincing?

--
terry@HomeDepot.COM                      (404) 433-8211x5124 or (404) 941-8304
Home Depot, USA Corporate Office, Atlanta, GA
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What she said on the bus
Date: 6 Jan 93 04:46:42 GMT
Organization: Carleton University

"I can't skip a meal, I'm the type of person who can't skip a meal.
My room mate?  She eats a banana for lunch.  That's it.  If I did
that, I would die.  I would DIE."
 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Updated BoB posting
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:27:19 GMT



In article <1it8ieINNcmh@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:

   In article <C0pssv.2rE@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
   >
   >   Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620
   >                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

   I should point out to our friend at Tegra, as well as all and sundry, that
   at the Bob party, I will have a VAX machine, just like the one at Oxford
   University, available to all people who care to venture into the garage.
   I will probably not have the net connection up in time, but I expect to have
   the power supply trouble fixed before then.

I should point out that I have an ASR-33 in my garage but that doesn't
mean I'm proud of it.  Thats why it is in the garage.


jv <- "A sense of nostalgia, a smell of machine oil and thousands of
        tiny paper dots"
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How my brother spent Christmas
Date: 6 Jan 1993 15:56:06 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <C0FtnE.EA6@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>In article <C09MxM.FvB@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>>rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca) writes:
>>>used a spray can of ether on the sleeping passengers
>>
>>This stuff wouldn't be available in the states, would it?
>>It would be just _wonderful_ at parties.
>
>Be just thing thing for the East Coast BoB at Scott's place, after all it
>is urbane and cultured.

Yes, but it's explosive, so use it in the backyard where the fumes can
dissipate properly.  Mix that stuff with nitrous oxide (a strong oxidizer)
and the result may not be pretty.  Fireballs are neither urbane nor cultured.
Yogurt is cultured, but not urbane.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: rec.humor.funny (was: Newscaster of the Month)
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 93 18:22:01 GMT

Why do so many girls now want to date Westley Dodd?

Because he's stiff AND well-hung (boom boom)

Should I submit this to rec.humor.funny?

L.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana)
Subject: Isolation
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 18:02:54 GMT

Ordinarily, the building I am in sits atop a mesa, with mountains (well,
foothills) rising behind it, and the rest of the city to the east.
But today the mesa has cut its ties with the rest of the land, and is 
floating in a sea of fog and cloud.  I can almost feel the motion,
if I concentrate.

I can't see the city.  I can't see the mountains.  My window looks out
onto the traffic circle, and the tree plaza, and then an endless depthless
nothingness.  If I were to jump from the railing, I might fall forever 
through the whiteness.

Ilana
here there be dragons

-- 
/\    "I'm only a human girl person.  I ain't always perfect."--Rambling Rose
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My challenge to you
Date: 7 Jan 1993 03:44:10 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: g222-11.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Keywords: boredom

Just give me a weapon,
allot a reasonable amount of time to train, and I'll take out your
best.

--
operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
..or die trying
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I think he's serious
Date: 6 Jan 93 01:52:00 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.

Gooley sent me email a few hours back, so he's not been kidnapped by aliens
unless it was VERY recently.

He says he's lurking. I'm not up on the sexual pecadilloes of the greater
spotted American, so I'm not too sure what this involves.

L.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: new!  from Mattel!
Date: 7 Jan 1993 23:45:21 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

Crash-Test talk.bizarre!  Complete with banner(1) postings
and little <*plonk*>s that bounce randomly across the floor.

				--Blair
				  "Heyyy, Vern!"
From: brooks@ecn.purdue.edu (Kevin D Brooks)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: woman aren't pigs
Date: 4 Jan 93 18:46:13 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

Keywords:silly question
Followup-To:talk.bizarre

My wife and I not long ago made a quick trip to Oklahoma.  
After highway boredom had set in, and conversation had died
out, out of the clear gray skies she asked me: 
"Do you masturbate?"

After I got the truck back on the road, I said:
"Well, gee, sometimes.  Do you?"

"Well.... no, but I get real clean sometimes".

kdb
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: rebels
Date: 9 Jan 1993 23:22:23 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

In article <9064@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>mark gooley: rebel without a date.
>gypsy: rebel without net.access.
>mr x: rebel without corporeal form
>ken johnson: rebel without a fish.
>carasso: rebel without a sense of decorum.
>bobtech: rebel without a volume knob.

>sho: not a rebel

And, therefore, a rebel among rebels.

5150
rebelde sin patria
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Ding Dong, the weirdo's dead
Date: 5 Jan 93 21:55:01 GMT
Organization: University of Washington
NNTP-Posting-Host: pogo.cqs.washington.edu


Last night I managed to get to bed at a reasonable hour, but
was jolted awake at 12:01 AM because my neighbors were shooting
off fireworks in the street, because Wesley Alan Dodd was hung
by the neck until dead.

Oh brave new world, that has such people in't.


the doctor IS   wondering, really wondering

--
  Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
  josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 543-5004
       And I feel that the world should come with me
         When I rise through a crack in the Earth
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells)
Subject: Q of a techniqual nature.
Keywords: no reply
Organization: Northeastern University
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:49:53 GMT

Hey. I have been posting to talk.bizarre for the last
couple of days and all I get on the newsreader is my
own postings (boring trash which I don't want to read).
How come I can only read stuff posted from my own site?
Am I just talking to myself and no one else sees this?
Or is this the twilight zone where all the t.b posters
have simultaneously and instanteously dropped dead?
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody out there?
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there?
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
andy wells                          
awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu     
andyphys@northeastern.edu             

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: NAZI MAN!!!
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 04:59:24 GMT


>NAZI MAN!!!
>YES, NAZI MAN!!!

>in alt.personals ap.233@cupid.sai.com writes:

You've confused alt.personals with alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.
 
-- 

======================================================================8--<
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: no joke
Date: 11 Jan 93 13:00:39 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <kLa5wB2w165w@tfsquad.mn.org>, zaphod@tfsquad.mn.org (Bryen Zimmerman) writes:
> L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk writes:
> 
>> I have no joke.
> [52 blank lines deleted]
>> I just felt like saying that 'I have no joke'.
> 
> This was so hopeless that even a clueless newbie/lurker like myself is 
> appaled.

Yes, but at least his username isn't Zaphod.

Jason

> zaphod@tfsquad.mn.org (Bryen Zimmerman)
From: corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley )
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DRINK IT ALL: One Awesome Calorie
Date: 12 Jan 93 22:33:52 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson

In article <1iv5jfINNafh@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM writes:
>
>boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell) writes:
>
>>Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
>
>
>Saying "good non-alcoholic beer" is like saying "good case of the clap."
>

Except that you don't actually say "case of the clap", and instead say
"non-alcoholic beer".  Many other phrases have this same property, which
has become known as the Futile Theory and been abandoned as a linguistic
principle since 1974.  Other verifications of the Futile Theory are:

"Good bye."
"Good day." (Australian Futility, discovered by Bruce Miller, 1964)
"Good show, I say." (Stereotypical British Futility)
"Good God!" (Melodramatic B-Movie Futility)
"Good gravy!" (Incomprehensible Grandmother Futility)
"Good times mean great beer." (Monday Night Futility)
"Good." (Plain Simple and Stupid Futility)

	Jason
	1. e4 wins!
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: More things Grendel has said
Date: 9 Jan 1993 22:08:47 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <oTrgs*aV0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>Is Blair Real?

No, Complex.

				--Blair
				  "And Analytical."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: gilsonite
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: big big balls 
Keywords: putty
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 93 17:29:47 GMT

50 quatloos to whoever can tell me what gilsonite is and what it's use is.

--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells)
Subject: yo, chuck
Keywords: where you at g.
Organization: Northeastern University
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 18:53:50 GMT

I was riding home from work on the subway the other day
and I kept seeing this really cool guerrilla art sticker
being stuck up all over the place. I'm totally into 
guerrilla art. This sticker said "Frank's depression poetry,
P.O. Box 292, Boston, MA 02101" 
  So I'm sending away for it to check it out. 
andy wells                          
awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu     
andyphys@northeastern.edu
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] FANTASY or REALITY")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Kellogg's patent toasted anti-masturbation enema
Date: 13 Jan 93 04:48:13 GMT
	<1iqjkiINNg4q@rave.larc.nasa.gov> <1ise53INN3em@chnews.intel.com>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com's message of 11 Jan 93 18:26:43 GMT

In article <1ise53INN3em@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>   Two words:  Bicameral Legislature.
Bicameral mind.

--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Stupid Marketing Tricks
Date: 9 Jan 1993 22:05:44 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1993Jan8.194005.28899@cabezon.uucp> larryh@fawlty.lmc.com (Larry Huntley) writes:
>    Check out "Talking Rain" - Pure Spring Water with Essence of
>    Berry.  What is essence of berry?

Chuck Berry duck-walks through the plant singing "Lucille"
at top volume during runs of the product.

When they're not making Essence of Berry, they have
Scent of Doherty, Bosom of Brando, and Hair of the Melman
(for those mornings after).

				--Blair
				  "Shades of Roy Orbison."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: ACK! MY ACCOUNT IS GOING AWAY
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 11 Jan 93 14:21:18 CST


In article <1993Jan08.030816.11936@deeptht.armory.com>, crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou) writes:
> In article <1992Dec28.210216.26299@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
> >
> >ACK!  MY ACCOUNT IS GOING AWAY.
> >I NEED A NEW ACCOUNT.
> >PLEASE HELP.
> >CARASSO.
> 
> Amazing.
> 
> Not that this new account is going away, but the thought that he will
>  no doubt have a new one before this current one's body has cooled,
>  figureatively speaking.
> 
> Amazing.
> 
> 	--The Elder Dan

Even more amazing: Carasso cries wolf to the entire net, and then his account
*doesn't* go away, despite his best efforts.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets,misc.test,alt.job.gooley
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: how one becomes drunk
Keywords: lemur
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 01:14:43 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.210655.17176@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>next day. it's really no surprise that peoples heads hurt the next day when 
>they had a lopsided molecule crashing around their head all night.

This is my favorite post of the week.

-T

You really should submit it to the Journal of Irreproducible Results

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.