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From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: LIMRICK
Date: 17 Dec 92 23:47:17 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1992Dec17.104032.8273@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> (relgov) writes:
>From:  (relgov)
>Subject: Re: LIMRICK
>Date: 17 Dec 92 10:40:32 GMT

>In article <BzEMJx.G8C@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
>wrote:
>> 
>> In article <1992Dec17.001118.11284@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com> record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com writes:
>> >In article <BzCvz2.GDw@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>> >>In <1ghiflINNel4@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> cs_e373@ceres (Matthew Simpkin) writes:
>> >>
>> >>>There once was a lady from Ham,
>> >>>Who wanted to ride on a tram,
>> >>>When she kissed the conductor,
>> >>>He turned round and fuc*ed her,
>> >>>And now she is pushing a pram.
>> >>
>> >>There once was a fellow named Matthew
>> >>Who's spelling was awful but grant you,
>> >>His rhyme was no better,
>> >>He forgot a letter,
>> >>It's limerick, but spell as you want to.
>> >
>> >The limerick you wrote, I have read it
>> >I hope never before you have said it
>> >For it was not funny
>> >It can't be worth money
>> >And what's more, I might add, I DON'T GET IT!!!
>> 
>> I pray that you please will stop shouting.
>> Of verbal goo please cease your spouting.
>> The subject is wrong,
>> Been mispelled all along,
>> Perhaps you are smart, but I'm doubting.
>> 
>You guys are extending this thread
>With lame limericks such that I've read
>Is this all you've got?
>It's good I think ... NOT!
>For me on to the next newsgroup instead.

Just when I thought it was safe
To cruise through rec.humor with haste
Piled up are the poets
It all stinks and they know it
But still they keep making the waste.

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Subject: Simpsons program 
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 16:57:04 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

sorry, that should be /pub/simpsons
-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade,alt.best.of.internet
From: bstdenis@mailbox.fwrdc.rtsg.mot.com (Brian St. Denis)
Subject: Re: AGGIE
Organization: Fort Worth Research and Development Center, Motorola, Inc.
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 17:10:00 GMT


Aggie = student at Texas A&M University

Four aggie brothers are driving together on their way home from Thanksgiving
when one of the tires on their car goes flat.  The attendant that replaces the
tire says that the bill is $28.  The aggie brothers decide to split the bill,
each paying an equal part of the $28.  One of the brothers does the arithmetic.

Aggie long division:

     ??
    ___
 4 | 28

Four doesn't go into 2 but four goes into 8, two times so:


     02
    ____
 4 | 28
      8

Twenty-eight minus 8 is:

     02
    ____
 4 | 28
      8
    ---
     20


Four goes into 20 five times:

      25
    ____
 4 | 28
      8
    ---
     20
     20
    ---
      0

so each of the 4 aggies pay $25 each on their bill of $28.


When the aggies get back to Texas A&M, one of the brothers suggests that
they paid too much.  To determine if they paid too much, one of the brothers
calls another aggie brother who is a graduate of A&M and is an accountant.
When the aggie accountant learns that his four brothers paid $25 each on a
$28 bill, he too is suspicious.  He decides to add up his brothers payments
to see if too much was paid.

    25
    25
    25
   +25
   ---
    ??

Doing aggie addition, adding the right most column (vertically) he thinks:
5, 10, 15, 20...

then he adds to it the left column (vertically)
22, 24, 26, 28...

Yes, the brothers paid the correct amount!

-Brian, TCU 1989
From: coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (David Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Joke/test
Date: 17 Dec 92 18:42:20 GMT
Organization: N/A

Jimmy, an American soldier in Kuwait, have been there for months.  He has not
been with a woman for just as long, and is having some unbearable urges.

So Jimmy asks one of the Kuwaiti soldiers, "Hey, you know, I've have some
needs that really needs to be taken care of."

The Kuwaiti soldier promptly replied, "No problem, I can help you." as he
pointed toward a tent in the desert.

So Jimmy went into the tent and saw a camel and a small step ladder.  He
thought, "Hell, he wants me to do it with a camel!!! Forget it, I rather
take care of the problem myself."

Couple more months go by, and the urge is getting unbearable again.  So Jimmy
turns to the Kuwaiti soldier again, and again, the Kuwaiti points to the tent
in the desert.

So again, Jimmy goes to the tent, sees a camel and a step ladder.
This time he thought, "Well, OK.  Camel's a camel.  It's better than nothing."
So he pulled the step ladder behind the camel and started with his business.
Half hour later, he comes out of the tent.

The Kuwaiti soldier, all suprised, says, "That was fast!!!"

Jimmy said, "What? Half hour not long enough?"

The Kuwaiti said, "Well, it usually takes an hour to the village where all the
women are."
From: pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Blade)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Holy Grail Script
Date: 11 Dec 92 19:12:37 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York


Where is the script in your local bookstore?  (i.e. what section?)  I have
yet to see it and I figured it should be in the humor or
movies/entertainment section.  Also, what is the exact title?  Is it really
_Monty Python and the Holy Grail_ or something totally different?  Please
follow-up to the net.			Pete
-- 
Pete Schott                    pact_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu

I don't have to have a 4.0 GPA to succeed in life because I'm good enough,
I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: beckmann@spot.Colorado.EDU (BECKMANN PETR)
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 16:02:13 GMT

In article <BzHwoJ.FF9@acsu.buffalo.edu> v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) writes:
>>>``Ubirajsya v svoj Izrail', zhidovskaya morda...''
>>>
>'Get out of my Israel',[cannot find this word in my Russian-English dictionary]
>muzzle..."

   And you mistranslated the first part. A closer translation would be
"Go find your own Israel, you dirty kike!"

Petr Beckmann
From: x87bennett@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Monty Python Episodes available.
Date: 15 Dec 92 14:10:50 EST
Reply-To: x87bennett@gw.wmich.edu
Organization: Western Michigan University


If anyone needs any of the scripts from Monty pythons flying circus,
let me know, I can easily get any episode you want.  All words are exactly
as they were when originally broadcast.  Let me know by E-mail.

				Joe Bennett
				x87bennett@gw.wmich.edu

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcollins@utdallas.edu (ARLIN B COLLINS)
Subject: Re: XMAS FUNNY !!
Organization: Univ. of Texas at Dallas
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 23:07:30 GMT

In article <1061@reebok.blsouth.bss.com> desai@blsouth.bss.com (Hiren Desai) writes:
>Subject: Keeping up with the holiday spirit
>	Keeping up with the holiday spirit
>        And the Twelve Bugs of Christmas
>For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>     .........
>For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
>     Tell them it's a feature
>     Say it's not supported
>     Change the documentation
>     Blame it on the hardware
>     Find a way around it
>     Say they need an upgrade
>     Reinstall the software
>     Ask for a dump
>     Run with the debugger
>     Try to reproduce it
>     Ask them how they did it and
>     See if they can do it again.

/*   here is the same 12-days of Xmas, 
     in a little more compact form.
     Merry Christmas...   Arlin
     */
#include <stdio.h>
 
 int xmas(daze)
      int daze;
   { static char *dayth[]={"first","second","third","fourth","fifth","sixth",
		   "seventh","eighth","ninth","tenth","eleventh","twelfth"};

       if (daze>1)  xmas(daze-1);
     printf("\n\nFor the %s bug of Christmas, ",dayth[daze-1]);
     printf("my manager said to me\n");

    switch (daze) {
      case 12: printf("    Tell them it's a feature\n");
      case 11: printf("    Say it's not supported\n");
      case 10: printf("    Change the documentation\n");
      case  9: printf("    Blame it on the hardware\n");
      case  8: printf("    Find a way around it\n");
      case  7: printf("    Say they need an upgrade\n");
      case  6: printf("    Reinstall the software\n");
      case  5: printf("    Ask for a dump\n");
      case  4: printf("    Run with the debugger\n");
      case  3: printf("    Try to reproduce it\n");
      case  2: printf("    Ask them how they did it and\n");
      case  1: printf("    See if they can do it again.\n");
        };
    return;
   }

 main() { xmas(12); }
/*  **********************  */
-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: emstewar@unix.amherst.edu (EMILY MAUREEN STEWART)
Subject: Re: Python's Lumberjack song.... maybe!
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 15:45:31 GMT

The "Lumberjack Song" was originally performed on Episode Nine of Monty
Python's Flying Circus, and in that show the final line was:
"I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama!"
But by the time that Python came to the U.S. and did their live performace
at the Hollywood Bowl, the final word had been changed to "papa".  Or maybe
Michael Palin was just ad-libbing, like he did in "The Meaning of Life" when
he said, "But I didn't eat the salmon mousse!"

|\__|V|__/|  Emily Stewart
|   |v|   |  emstewart@amherst.edu
|  _ V _  |  -------
 \ \| |/ /   "Reality is a collective hunch."
|\ \   / /|                          --Lily Tomlin
|__\ V /__|

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sts@mfltd.co.uk (Steve Sherwood)
Subject: Re: Elephant jokes!!!! 
Reply-To: sts@mfltd.co.uk
Organization: Micro Focus Ltd, Newbury, England
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 09:04:16 GMT

How do elephants hide ?
Paint their balls red and hide in cherry trees

How did Robin hood meet his death ?
Picking Cherries

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From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: Re: West Virginia
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 07:44:00 GMT


In a previous article, v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) says:

>In article <1992Dec18.024346.8162@cunews.carleton.ca>, cs401017@scs.carleton.ca (tonis kasvand) writes...
>>    Well, In ONTARIO, CANADA our license plate is 'YOURS TO DISCOVER' .
>> 
>>I'm sure there are lots of tourists visiting Ontario going: 
>>	What the hell am I looking for? Dumb Canadians.
>
>That's not as bad as New Hampshire's classic "Live Free Or Die". Is that 
>supposed to be some kind of choice? I don't understand. And also Indiana's
>"Wander" (well, given that they produced Dan Quayle, maybe it's not so hard to
>understand).
>

The one that always amused me is Hawaii.  They have a tourism plate there.

Who the hell's gonna see it, other than Hawaiians, and people who have already
been encouraged to visit there????


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From: pa_ross@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Mr Rossy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Turn down lines
Date: 16 Dec 92 12:18:44 GMT
Organization: University of the West of England, Bristol

How about :-

	"I'd like to screw your brains out,
	 but some one has already beaten me to it !"

					 Paul
					=----=

XC
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach)
Subject: Re: Bumper Stickers
Reply-To: maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center, Cleveland, OH
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 17:18:02 GMT

In article <3VwuVB2w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu>, todd@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Todd L'Herrou) writes:
> ICEND@ASUACAD.BITNET (Eric Davis) writes:
> 
> > Here's some bumper stickers I remember that were pretty good.
> > 
> > My son is on the dean's shit list at xxx University
> > Marriage is the main cause of divorce
> > Your father should have pulled out early
> > Nuclear war doesn't show who is right, only who is left
> > Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty
> > Kinky is using a feather, Perverted is using the whole damn chicken!
> > There's nothing wrong with sex on TV, as long as you don't fall off
> 
>    Here's one I saw on a puckup driven by a cute mom:
>     A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket.

Here's one I have on my car - I added the (were) in later
Driver carries no cash
2 kids (were) in College
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Freak)
Subject: Re: Test
Organization: The Place where Godiva rode in the nudie
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 20:03:36 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
>>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
>> This is starting to make me snore.
>is this the rec.humor people adore?
Or is it porn,which is hard core.?

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Xref: sparky rec.humor:36419 talk.bizarre:41689
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Wow")
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Plagarism?
Date: 15 Dec 92 00:01:21 GMT
	<1992Dec10.212420.5826@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
	<1992Dec14.124835.696@spider.co.uk> <Bz97sE.57J@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu's message of 14 Dec 92 14:48:13 GMT

In article <Bz97sE.57J@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas) writes:
>      Hey Andy, why don't you tell us about the Falkland Islands?

REMEMBER GALLIPOLI, GRINGO PIG!
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From: jeklavan@pilot.njin.net (Jeff Klavan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: BABY man page (request)
Keywords: baby
Date: 16 Dec 92 20:43:10 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

Could somebody please email me or post the famous UNIX BABY man page?
Thank U.

Moshe

jeklavan@pilot.njin.net
greenbm@brachot.jct.ac.il
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Python's Lumberjack song.... maybe!
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 11:54:17 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

tloftus@pimacc.pima.edu (RECLAIMER OF SPENT LOGIC) writes:

> >In article <28149@optima.cs.arizona.edu>, danmcd@cs.arizona.edu (Daniel L. M
> >> 
> >> I need a definitive set of words to Monty Python's Lumberjack Song.  I
> >> know most of them, but I need to be sure.

Actually, there are at least three different versions.  Why don't you
just go to a record store and buy it?

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From: todd@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Todd L'Herrou)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bumper Stickers
Date: 16 Dec 92 03:58:25 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

ICEND@ASUACAD.BITNET (Eric Davis) writes:

> Here's some bumper stickers I remember that were pretty good.
> 
> My son is on the dean's shit list at xxx University
> Marriage is the main cause of divorce
> Your father should have pulled out early
> Nuclear war doesn't show who is right, only who is left
> Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty
> Kinky is using a feather, Perverted is using the whole damn chicken!
> There's nothing wrong with sex on TV, as long as you don't fall off

   Here's one I saw on a puckup driven by a cute mom:
    A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket.
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: PC manifesto
Date: 14 Dec 92 18:14:28 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Dec12.191518.1@jaguar.uofs.edu>, dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
|> About all this PC crap...
|> How is my personal computer going to save the world from racism?

Don't know, but there are some peopl who are so racist that they
only hove white keys on their pianos!!  ;-)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Plagarism?
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 12:13:31 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

8934959@sunvax.sun.ac.za writes:

> In article <Bz97sE.57J@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu (
> > In article <1992Dec14.124835.696@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew
> >>In article <1992Dec10.212420.5826@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.V
> >>>In alt.tasteless.jokes, csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (MR X) writes:
> >>>                                                   ^^^^^
> >    Hey Andy, why don't you tell us about the Falkland Islands?
>      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Gee, I seem to remember three things about that war....
> 
>    1. They fought an enemy which had a couple of weapons.
> 
>    2. They fought over British territory.
> 
>    3. The British 'won' that war.
> 

4.  Plenty of sheep for war brides.

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From: Treble@asc.slb.com (John Treble)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: no arms/ no legs etc.
Followup-To: rec.humor
Date: 17 Dec 1992 19:40:56 GMT
Organization: Austin Systems Center -Schlumberger
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: asc438.asc.slb.com


> >A girl with one leg?
> >Eileen.
> >
> >A guy with both legs off at the knees?
> >Neil.
> 
> A guy with no arms or legs floating in a pool?
> Bob.
> 
> A guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
> Art.
> 
A guy in a hole?
Phil

A guy lying in front of the door?
Matt

Sorry....
treble@asc.slb.com "My humble, but accurate, opinion does not necessarily
reflect that of my employer. I get full credit for my insightful and witty
comments!"
From: hjiwa@gruc19.nor.chevron.com (Jeff Wang)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Nothing
Date: 12 Dec 92 20:35:31 GMT
Organization: Chevron Petroleum Technology Company

xiaohan@euler.Berkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
|> Sam Swett <ssbc+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
|> >   No humorous material contained in this message.
|>     So, everybody please just treat this as garbage.
Cascades like this in rec.humor is really improper time wastage !!!

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From: hhelanto@vipunen.hut.fi (Henri R Helanto)
Subject: Re: car acronyms
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: 17 Dec 92 03:49:36 GMT

In <18240.164.uupcb@cutting.hou.tx.us> rose.copenhaver@cutting.hou.tx.us (Rose Copenhaver)  writes:

> >>Or DODGE - Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
> >>Or NISSAN - Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises
> >>     Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now
> >>Or FORD - Fucker Only Runs Damaged
> >No, it's Fix Or Repair Daily
> RM> or- Found On the Road Dead.
> FIAT:  Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

	What happened to:

PONTIAC - Poor Ol' Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac

(no racism intended...)

-Henri
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From: dan@resonex.com (Dan Kell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: AGGIE
Date: 17 Dec 92 16:07:40 GMT
Organization: Resonex Inc., Sunnyvale CA

In article <1992Dec17.092742.1388@galaxy.gov.bc.ca> sringrose@galaxy.gov.bc.ca writes:
>
>
>> 
>> No Scott, that would be a B.S. ('89) and an M.S. ('92) with a major you probably can't spell, beanbrain.
>> 
>> Sorry everyone, sometimes I get touchy!
>> 
>> Meredith Denton
>> Amoco Production Company
>> Houston, Texas
>
>   How very U of you - whatsa matter Mary, having a bad hair day?
>   > 


Really Meredith its okay. We can all spell bullshit.


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