From: jerryl@microsoft.com (Jerry Lane)
Subject: Re: Jokes for the day!
Date: 25 Jan 93 17:42:35 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.
Distribution: global

In article <1993Jan20.210919.13484@slcs.slb.com> mehdizadeh@asl.slb.com wrote:
> Here are a few that should be about worth a week's worth of mirth.
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and proceeded with some Aggie jokes.

er!! um!!! Will someone please tell me what an Aggie is???????????????????
Pls forgive my ignorance of such a concept.
Thanks,


Objoke:
 BACKGROUND!
  A British Lady, while visiting in Switzerland, was looking for a room
  and she asked the school master if he could recommend any.  He
  helped her to see several rooms and when everything was settled,
  the Lady returned to England to make final preparation for the move.
  When she arrived home, the thought suddenly occured to her that she
  had seen no 'WATER CLOSET' around the place. So she immediately
  wrote to the school master, asking him if there was a W.C. around.
  The school master was a very poor master of English, so he asked the
  Parish Priest if he could help in the matter. Together they tried to discover
  the meaning of the letters 'W.C.' and the only solution they could find for
  the letters was 'WAYSIDE CHAPEL'. The school master then wrote the
  following note tothe English Lady seeking a 'W.C.' with her room:

 Dear Madam,
      I take great comfort in informing you that a W.C. is situated nine miles from
  the house, in the center of a lovely grove of trees, surrounded by lovely
  grounds.  It is capable of holding 229 people and opens only on
  thursdays and sundays.  As there are a great many people expected
  during the summer  months, I would suggest that you come early, although there
  is plenty of standing room. I know this is an unfortunate situation, especially if
  you are in the habit of going regularly.

         You will no doubt be glad to learn that a good number bring
  their lunch along with them and make a day of it, while others who can afford to
  go by car, arrive just in time.  I especially advise your ladyship to go on thursdays
  when there is an organ accompaniment.  The acoustics are  excellent and even
  the most delicate sounds can be heard by all.

         It may interest you to know that my daughter was married in the W.C. and it was
  there that she met her husband.  I can remember the rush there was for seats.  There
  were ten people to a seat usually occupied by one, and it was wonderful to see the
  expressions on their faces.

         The newsest attraction is a bell donated by a wealthy resident of the district.
  It rings every time a person enters.  A bazaar is to be held to provide plush seats
  for all, since the people believe that is a long-felt need.

         My wife is rather delicate, so she cannot go there regularly.  It is almost a year
  since she last went.  Naturally, it pains her very much not to be able to go more often.
  shall be delighted to reserve the best seat for you if you wish, where you may be seen
  by all.

         Of course, the children go at a separate time, so as not to disturb their elders.
  Hoping to have been of service to you, I remain,

 Yours Truly
 The School Master

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