From: hua@angelo.amd.com (Trung Hua)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: (joke) read it while it 's hot !
Date: 18 Aug 92 22:18:24 GMT
Organization: Advanced Micro Devices, Santa Clara, CA

Warning : just a joke, read at your own risk !   


Ca^u chuye^.n mu`a he` o*? SCV .

Da.o na`y mu`a he` no'ng nu*.c cho ne^n tru*a tru*a lu'c ma(.t tro*`i
ddu*'ng bo'ng anh ba be'o va` tu* su'n sau khi lo xong vie^.c nha`
cu*?a, be^'p nu'c, cho heo cho ga` a(n xong thi` thu*o*`ng ra go^'c ca^y 
sung cuo^'i cho*. thi nhau chu*?i cho ddo*~ co*n tu*'c bi. vo*. ddi`.
Mo^.t ho^m kho^ng bie^'t vi` mo^.t chuye^.n gi` ma` hai be^n dde^`u lo*'n
tie^'ng, ma(.t ma`y ha(`m ha(`m, be^n nhe ra(ng be^n phu`ng ma' tro^ng
nhu* hai con bo` mo^.ng ddang hu'c nhau bu.i bay mu` mi.t khie^'n dda'm 
con ni't trong nha` giu*~ tre~ ga^`n ddo' pha?i u`a ra xem nhu* the^? xem 
dda^'u bo` o*? Ta^y Ban Nha tha^.t la` na'o nhie^.t, na'o nhie^.t . 
Hai be^n ddang hu'c nhau dde^'n ho^`i ga^y ca^'n chu*o*?ng phong bay a`o
a`o bo^?ng nhie^n xua^'t hie^.n mo^.t ng\ thie^'u nu*~ tuo^?i ddo^. hai
mu*o*i, dung nhan sa('c be'n, ma(.n ma` nghie^ng co^.t ddi`nh tie^'n va`o
khe~ do* tay mu'a va`i chie^u la`m anh ba be'o va` tu* su'n la(n ddu`ng
ra, ma(.t ma`y xanh le` kho^ng bie^'t chuye^.n gi` xa~y ra ca? 
DDa'm con ni't : tu?m ti~m cu*o*`i hi`!hi`!hi`! .
Co^ ga'i chi? va`o hai ng\ va` no'i :
 - Ta la` tha^`n ca^y sung. Ta chi? chu*a ta('m c' hai tua^`n tho^i ma`
   hai ngu*o*i la`m gi` te' la(n chie^n ddo^~ ddo^`ng va^.y? A` ma` na`y,
   chuye^.n gi` ma` chu*?i nhau o~m to~i ca? le^n va^.y ? 
Tu* su'n khe'p ne'p no'i ra(`ng :
 - To^i tuy su'n ha`m ra(ng tre^n nhu*ng ma` nho*` tho^ng minh co' sa(~n
   ne^n to^i tu*. go.i to^i la` tha(`ng tho^ng tha'i ...
Ba be'o kho^ng ddo*.i cho Tu* Su'n he^'t ca^u lie^`n ca('t ngang:
 - H`mmm to^i tuy ho*i be'o mo^.t xi'u nhu*ng ma` dda~ tu*`ng la` ba'c
   ho.c be^n VN. To^i dda~ tu*`ng la` mo^.t nha` che^' ruo^.t du* nha^n
   ta.o no^?i tie^'ng nha^'t the^' gio*'i. Va^.y ma` ha('n la.i ma('ng
   to^i la` che^' ddo^` du* thu*`a. The^' co' tu*'c kho^ng chu*' ?
DDa'm con ni't: cu*o*`i xu'c xi'ch he^`!he^`!he^`! . 
Co^ ga'i ta(.c lu*o*~i :
 - A'i cha`! ca'i na`y kho' gia?i quye^'t a` nha! Tho^i ddu*o*.c dde^~
   ta cho hai ngu*o*i mo^~i ngu*o*`i ddu*o*.c mo^.t ddie^`u u*o*'c.
   U*o*'c gi` cu~ng ddu*o*.c ca? la`m ho`a ddu*o*.c vo*'i nhau thi`
   ca`ng to^'t.
Tu* Su'n :
 - Xin tha^`n ca^y sung cho to^i the^m tho^ng tha'i dde^~ to^i chu*?i
   tha('ng ca'i tha(`ng ba be'o ruo^.t du*.
Ba be'o cu~ng kho^ng vu*`a:
 - Xin tha^`n ca^y sung cho to^i the^m ba'c ho.c dde^~ to^i ca?i 
   tha('ng ca'i tha(`ng tu* su'n la'u ca'. 
Co^ ga'i cu*o*`i mi~m chai va` no'i :
 - OK! ( cho*i ca'i tie^'ng me~o lie^`n). Bi chu*` hai ngu*o*i cho^?ng
   mo^ng la.i dde^~ ta dda' mo^.t pha't bay ve^` to*'i nha` la` mo.i
   chuye^.n ddu*o*.c nhu* y'.
Tu* su'n va` Ba be'o ha^'p ta^'p la`m theo nhu* lo*`i co^ ga'i no'i
cho^?ng mo^ng le^n. Ra^`m , Ra^`m hai pha't ca? hai la(n cu`ng cu.c,
ma(.t ma`y di'nh dda^`y dda^'t ca't. Mo*~ ma('t ra va^?n tha^'y mi`nh
co`n o*? du*o*'i go^'c ca^y sung chu*' chu*a co' bay ve^` dde^'n nha`.
Ca? hai nhi`n vi. tha^`n ca^y sung tha('c ma('c trong lo`ng nhu*ng 
kho^ng da'm he' mie^.ng.
Co^ ga'i nhi.n kho^ng ddu*o*.c, cu*o*`i ru~ ru*o*.i va` ba?o ra(`ng:
 - Hai ngu*o*i kho*` tha^.t! Tho*`i buo^?i na`y la`m gi` co' tha^`n
   ca^y sung ho*? Uo^?ng cho hai ngu*o*i, mo^.t ng\ la` tho^ng tha'i,
   mo^.t ng\ la` ba'c ho.c la.i kho^ng lo co^ng vie^.c hu*~u i'ch 
   ma` la.i ba('t chu*o*'c dda`n ba` con ga'i ddi "ngo^`i le^ ddo^i ma'ch".    
   Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
DDa'm con ni't: cu*o*`i xo^'i xa~ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...
Tu* su'n :#@#$@$^%&@&*#%*$(&&#^%*##$
Ba be'o  :56#$%^#&$&*%*)#^*%(**&)%&#


Well, hope you guys enjoy it, no offended ok ?

Tu'y Si Nha^n