HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: I need to be ordained!
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 04:22:48 GMT

In article <1992Jul25.202318.17799@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> cc670@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher M. J. Cohen) writes:
>
>In a previous article, tobias@fermi.wustl.edu (Scott Tobias) says:
>
>>             Anyway, can anyone tell me a quick, sleazy way I could
>>be ordained as a priest, or some other way in which I might be
>>legally allowed to officiate at the wedding?  
>
>Hey, Kibo, how do you get to be ordained a Kibological priest???

You send Kibo ALL your money.  Then you receive a little blue card (hmm,
actually, I think the new ones may be a different color) which says
you're allowed to perform marriages throughout Greater Kibonia as well
as Average Kibonia.

Some people get these and go berserk, and run down streets shouting "HEY
YOU!  YOU'RE NOW MARRIED TO JOAN RIVERS!" and it's legally binding...

							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic)
Subject: Crunchy Frog? Surely you mean S. Frog?
Summary: No I won't!!!!
Keywords: Conquistador Coffee, NSA, Kibo, Sudetenland, Freemasons
Organization: Lysator Academic Computer Club, Linkoping University, Sweden
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 16:28:55 GMT

Are you then same one who took care of the Conquistador Coffee campaign?

"Conquistador Coffee brings a new meaning to the word vomit".

On sundays I drink Conquistador Cofffee and eat some assorted 
chocolate pieces from the Whizzo Quality Assortment, my favourite
being of course Crunchy Frog.
Of course Crunchy Frog is one of the finest baby frogs that can be found,
dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water,
lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth
treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

I would also take the opportunity to point out that he is *NOT* a mock frog
but in fact a crunchy raw unboned real dead frog.

Jan aka Eric X, moslem half-bee preacher.


--
Jan Besehanic
email: jan_b@lysator.liu.se
New, improved .sig-file under construction.
From: magidj@cellbio.duke.edu (Jonathan Magid)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: to newgroup or not to newgroup
Date: 25 Jul 92 00:38:22 GMT
Organization: Duke University Medical Center, Dept. of Cell Biology



dan@cubmol.bio.columbia.edu (Daniel Zabetakis) writes in alt.config:

>   But I think this is exactly what we don't want: people newgrouping 
>because the group is of interest to them. We want groups that are of interest
>to many people. The existence of many joke.groups is not evidence of anything.
>   When people send out newgroups without discussion, we get poorly named
>groups, or worse, groups that already exists in the rec hierarchy, or
>something.

>   I am just encouraging people to behave responsibly.

>DanZ

I think this is exactly what we don't want: people newgrouping
because the group is in wide demand.  We want groups that are dedicated
to the individual!  When Happynet (tm) comes, every man woman and child
from Zimbawe to Albania will have their own group... No! Their own
hierarchy!

kibo's groups are just the beginning!
i submit a RFD for the creation of the kibo hierarchy:
  
	kibo.type.face
	kibo.type.cast
	kibo.sex
	kibo.sex.wanted.desperately.please.so.bless.me.with.your.love
		(to replace soc.singles)
and many more!

shoop.
-- 
Jonathan Magid     magidj@marimba.cellbio.duke.edu 
Virtual pizza Delivery (tm)::faxed in 30 cycles or less or you get it
----------------------------------------FREE!!!-----------------------
Date: 21 Jul 92 07:00:35 GMT
From: axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: His Master's Voice, 1 of 2
Keywords: Normal, wacky, inflection, introspection, uvula.
Reply-To: axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au
Organization: University of Technology, Sydney

bediger@nyx.cs.du.edu (bruce allen ediger) writes:
 >Well, isn't the charter of this group to worship/scorn or worship&scorn
 >your lordship?  After hearing your "wacky" voice, many more will know whether
 >to worship or to scorn.  I don't think you Normal Voice would have quite
 >the same effect on the Unconverted.  It wouldn't on me.

Kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it.

I think he sounds like Jello Biafra in the sample.  If you want
a really zany conversation, call him when he's asleep.

 K:  [3 second delay]  Hello, James Parry.
 S:  How are ya?  This is "Ax".
 K:  [5 second delay]  Oh.
 S:  Did I wake you up or anything?
 K:  [5 second delay]  Oh.. no.
 S:  Well, that's good.  So, how's things?
 K:  [4 second delay]  Oh, OK.
 S:  OK, great. Well, bye!

(NB.  he probably won't remember this conversation.)

--
Iain Sinclair   axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au                             ne cede.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Words of Wisdom
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 04:26:25 GMT

In article <1992Jul26.004637.14055@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>
> "More powerful than all poetry,
>  more pervasive than all science,
>  more profound than all philosophy
>  are the letters of the alphabet,
>  twenty six pillars of strength
>  upon which our culture rests."

Twenty-seven if you count our friend the schwa!

Does this mean that Japan has a stronger culture because of all the pillars?

"Out of passionate conviction
 we are type designers,
 punch cuttters, type casters,
 compositors, printers & bookbinders;
 not because our gifts are too small
 for these higher things;
 but because these arts are, in our eyes,
 inseperably linked with the highest of things."
                                         -- Rudolf Koch's creed
                                           (designer of Kabel, Eve,
                                            Prisma, Neuland, etc.)
From: cwagner@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christian Wagner)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Something I'd like to see...
Date: 24 Jul 92 04:14:53 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

In article <1992Jul22.201041.1591@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>Hail Leader Kibo!  Hail the Hell out of him!

I have this sudden mental image of the Marx brothers, standing with their hands
over their hearts, singing "Hail, Hail, Kibonia".......

<shudder>

-- 
It is better to be     |      Christian Wagner      | I may make you feel,    
quotable than honest.  | UT - Austin, CS Dept. (UG) | but I can't make you
  - Tom Stoppard       | cwagner@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu | think. - JT, "Taab"
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Stanislaw Lem (was: Re: Perot drops out!!!!)
Date: 22 Jul 92 15:11:21 GMT
 <mcirvin.711647325@husc8><BrpMGF.Ey3@world.std.com> <mcirvin.711727647@husc8> <FRIEDMAN.92Jul21224845@goldman.gnu.ai.mit.edu>

friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman) writes:

>In article <mcirvin.711727647@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>>Am I the only one who thought "Eden" resembled a Star Trek script?

>   I hadn't thought of it that way, but by far I thought Eden was the worst
>book he's ever written.  Haven't read Astronauci, though.  :-) The book
>really seemed to drag and it didn't seem to have much plot or purpose.
>I was really disappointed, because Lem is one of my favorite authors. 

After about a third of the way through Eden I tired of the atmospherics
and started feeling compelled to project names like "McCoy," "Scotty,"
and "Spock" onto the characters.  This disturbed me; I take it as
advance warning that I must Get A Life.  After the random events in
the story finally led to that oddly sudden ending (more reminiscent,
I suppose, of the plot resolutions favored by Picard & Co.), I picked
up the next book on my unread Lem list, namely _His Master's Voice_,
and was utterly blown away.  This one's good even for Lem, despite
the minor continuity glitches and the wacky physics.  The chapter
about the alien message's early history in the hands of assorted
cranks could stand on its own as a lovely piece of satirical short
science fiction.

-- 
Matt McIrvin   mcirvin@husc.harvard.edu   Long live short .sigs
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Stanislaw Lem 
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 25 Jul 92 00:11:11 GMT

kory@pan.arc.nasa.gov (don korycansky) writes:

>I too was disappointed by _Eden_.  But, if I'm not mistaken, wasn't it
>a very early one of his (ca. 1959)?  That would explain it.  Everything else
>of his that I have read (and think that's most everything in English) is
>far better.

That may be possible-- I'll check my copy... I was under the impression
that it was very recent, but it was possibly only the English translation
that was recent.  Lem has pretty much disowned several of his earlier
novels.

ObKibo:  Kibo Kibo Kibo.

-- 
Matt McIrvin   mcirvin@husc.harvard.edu   Long live short .sigs
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Mutant M & M
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 00:51:39 EDT

A few days ago I found a mutant M & M in a bag of otherwise normal
product. It's very small, maybe about 5 mm diameter, on the
lemon-shaped side of spherical. It's red, and is imprinted with about
half an m. Or an n, if you prefer. Anyone have any idea how much an 
M & M collector would pay for such a specimen?

--
  - Rich Holmes - - - - - - - - - - - - - rsholmes@mailbox.syr.edu -
	WARNING: This .sig has been cruelly tested on animals.

Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:3239 alt.fan.warlord:5051
From: churchh@ut-emx.uucp (Henry Churchyard)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Finally!
Date: 28 Jul 92 04:22:24 GMT
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.warlord
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin, Texas


  I've finally decided what I want my .sig to be!  Look at page 59 of
Tufte's _The_Visual_Display_of_Quantitative_Information_ -- that's it.
Could someone post an under-80-column ASCII version of this graphic?

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      .     .  __    .      .                      .   .    . .      emx.cc.
      .     .        .      .                          .     .       utexas.edu

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,talk.religion.misc,talk.religion.newage
From: cc670@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher M. J. Cohen)
Subject: Re: I need to be ordained!
Reply-To: cc670@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher M. J. Cohen)
Cc: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 20:23:18 GMT



In a previous article, tobias@fermi.wustl.edu (Scott Tobias) says:

>
>Hello!
>
>My cousin is getting married sometime soon, and she and her fiancee
>want me to preside at the ceremony.  They claim that to do this, I
>must be officially ordained as a minister/priest/shaman in a
>religion.  The groom was once ordained in a mail-order religion
>in California;  he did this to escape being drafted I think during
>Vietnam. :)  Anyway, can anyone tell me a quick, sleazy way I could
>be ordained as a priest, or some other way in which I might be
>legally allowed to officiate at the wedding?  
>
>Thanks!
>
>scott

Hey, Kibo, how do you get to be ordained a Kibological priest???

C Squared

--
I wanna be, I wanna be, Like KIBO!!!
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Kibonia vs. Bozonia
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 29 Jul 92 14:48:44 GMT
Keywords: Kibonia vs. Bozonia -- the Eternal Struggle!

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>Other skilled analyses of the name can yield results.  For instance, if
>Mike Bur were to marry Albert Einstein and give birth to someone named
>Burstein, the offspring would have to be watched for the dreaded
>Hanna-Barbera Disease.  The symptoms include five o'clock shadow
>outlined in black, join immobility, repetetive actions, being duped by
>sheriffs taking advantage of convenient local legends, and xylophonic feet.

Albert Brooks was born with the name Albert Einstein.  It's true!

Jane!  Stop this crazy thing!


-- 
Matt McIrvin  mcirvin@husc.harvard.edu 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sherman@oak.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: Bozo? Why not Homey the Clown?
Keywords: Bozo, Kibo, Ronald McDonald, Pee-Wee Herman, George Herbert Waalker Bu
Organization: The Island of Misfit Toys
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 20:48:38 GMT

In article <1451@lysator.liu.se> jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic) writes:

>Roses are red,
>Violets are blue,
>I'm schitzophrenic
>and so am I

Sadly enough, you're also afflicted with three other conditions:

1) Multiple personality disorder
2) Inability to spell "schizophrenic," as well as not knowing what
 it means
3) Bozosity (evidence: repeating rhymes we all heard in 4th grade 
 at the latest)

Seek professional help immediately.

--
  Bill Sherman      S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n     sherman@math.ucla.edu
 Bum Bill Bee, who wendlessly wends his way from nowhere to hither nor yon,
bearing a burden of happy woe secretly exposed to the view of a blind world...
  G. Herriman, "Krazy Kat"; June 24, 1923
From: churchh@emx.cc.utexas.edu (Henry Churchyard)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Kibonia vs. Bozonia
Keywords: Kibonia vs. Bozonia -- the Eternal Struggle!
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:00:07 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin; Austin, Texas


   You've been used as a metaphor for middle eastern politics!  Next
will be references to you on talk.flame.abortion.

}From: warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein)
}Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish
}Subject: Re: Israeli Arab factor in elections
}Message-ID: <2282@israel.nysernet.org>
}Date: 20 Jul 92 06:52:17 GMT
}
}I am not prepared to assert that the only thing wrong with the way we
}were treated during our exile is the violence committed towards us.
}That we were excluded from the rights of citizenship was also wrong.
}
}If it was wrong when it was done to us, it would be wrong if we did it
}to others.
}
}As to the difference between the Law of Return and denying the right
}to vote - people do not have a right to live in any country that they
}please.  They do, however, have a right to elect those that will
}govern them.
}
}For example, if the state of Kibonia decided told me I couldn't live
}there, that wouldn't violate anyone's rights.  If, however, they deny
}the right to vote to citizens whose ancestors lived in Bozonia, that's
}something else all together.
}
}And yes, I am quite sure that there are people who think that it is
}not only a bad thing that Arabs can vote, but also think it's a bad
}thing that people like me have the right to object.  And I don't
}expect they'll stop at the first problem.
}-- 
}/|/-\/-\       The entire hall		Jerusalem
} |__/__/_/     is a very crowned apple.
} |warren@      But the principal
}/ nysernet.org is not *** at all.
}
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From: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Stanislaw Lem (was: Re: Perot drops out!!!!)
Date: 22 Jul 92 02:48:45 GMT
	<BrpMGF.Ey3@world.std.com> <mcirvin.711727647@husc8>
Organization: Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave. Cambridge, MA 02139
In-reply-to: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu's message of 21 Jul 92 14:07:27 GMT

In article <mcirvin.711727647@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>Am I the only one who thought "Eden" resembled a Star Trek script?

   I hadn't thought of it that way, but by far I thought Eden was the worst
book he's ever written.  Haven't read Astronauci, though.  :-) The book
really seemed to drag and it didn't seem to have much plot or purpose.
I was really disappointed, because Lem is one of my favorite authors.
From: cudep@warwick.ac.uk (Ian Dickinson)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: His Master's Voice, 1 of 2
Date: 21 Jul 92 11:54:38 GMT
Organization: Team Limpid's Meathead With Aptitude - Kunst und Wahnsinn

In article <BroC89.4Bo@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>In article <1992Jul19.164228.28281@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bediger@nyx.cs.du.edu (bruce allen ediger) writes:
>>Another NeXT .snd file of Kibo, suitable for grooving to.

And it was corrupted when it got to me.

>P.S.  Normally you want to split a file into pieces BELOW 999 lines
>before posting it.  Yours was the first alt.religion.kibology article
>longer than my .signature.

Please can you repost the sample and use up more net.bandwidth?
Hey can be a bozo please?  Aw please?!

Bjork,
-- 
\/ato - Ian Dickinson - NIC handle: ID17                              Yo! Bum 
vato@csv.warwick.ac.uk  ...!mcsun!uknet!warwick!vato                     rush
/I=I/S=Dickinson/OU=CSV/O=Warwick/PRMD=UK.AC/ADMD= /C=GB/                 the
@c=GB@o=University of Warwick@ou=Computing Services@cn=Ian Dickinson     show
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sherman@wilshire.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: Something I'd like to see...
Keywords: Why a duck?
Organization: The Island of Misfit Toys
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 00:23:07 GMT

In article <76494@ut-emx.uucp> cwagner@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christian Wagner) writes:
>In article <1992Jul22.201041.1591@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>>Hail Leader Kibo!  Hail the Hell out of him!
>
>I have this sudden mental image of the Marx brothers, standing with their hands
>over their hearts, singing "Hail, Hail, Kibonia".......
>
><shudder>

Perhaps your sudden mental image was subliminally triggered by my 
sudden mental image of Margaret Dumont, which I mentioned as soon as
Leader Kibo revealed unto us the glory of Kibonia.

(*clap clap clap*) People, people, people, work with me!  Tempo, tempo!
Positions everyone!

PS: How does Harpo sound to you?

PPS: Last night I dreamt I was visiting friends (who do not exist) in
Paris, and on their coffee table was a magazine featuring an article
by Kibo.  The article was about a team of MIT students who had broken
the world's record for flying the largest kite ever.  Honest.

PPPS: The night before, I dreamt I was at a party with the hosts of
"Yo! MTV Raps!"  I got along pretty well with Ed Lover, but Dr. Dre
thought I was boring.

PPPPS: The night before that, I dreamt I met Kibo.  He laughed.

--
  Bill Sherman      S^1 `--> S^(2n+1) -->> CP^n     sherman@math.ucla.edu
 Bum Bill Bee, who wendlessly wends his way from nowhere to hither nor yon,
bearing a burden of happy woe secretly exposed to the view of a blind world...
  G. Herriman, "Krazy Kat"; June 24, 1923
From: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: His Master's Voice, 1 of 2
Date: 21 Jul 92 10:44:35 GMT
	<1992Jul20.182737.9202@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <axolotl.711702035@syzygy>
Organization: Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave. Cambridge, MA 02139
In-reply-to: axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au's message of 21 Jul 92 07:00:35 GMT

In article <axolotl.711702035@syzygy> axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:
>I think he sounds like Jello Biafra in the sample.  If you want
>a really zany conversation, call him when he's asleep.

   Wow, you mean he answers his phone sometimes?  All I ever get is his
answering machine. 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kory@pan.arc.nasa.gov (don korycansky)
Subject: Re: Stanislaw Lem 
Organization: NASA-Ames Research Center
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 22:26:26 GMT

In article <mcirvin.711817881@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu 
(Mcirvin) writes:
>friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman) writes:
>
>>In article <mcirvin.711727647@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) 
writes:
>>>Am I the only one who thought "Eden" resembled a Star Trek script?
>
>>   I hadn't thought of it that way, but by far I thought Eden was the worst
>>book he's ever written.
[...]
>
>After about a third of the way through Eden I tired of the atmospherics
>and started feeling compelled to project names like "McCoy," "Scotty,"
>and "Spock" onto the characters.
[...]
> I picked
>up the next book on my unread Lem list, namely _His Master's Voice_,
>and was utterly blown away.  This one's good even for Lem, despite
>the minor continuity glitches and the wacky physics.  The chapter
>about the alien message's early history in the hands of assorted
>cranks could stand on its own as a lovely piece of satirical short
>science fiction.
>Matt McIrvin   mcirvin@husc.harvard.edu   Long live short .sigs

I too was disappointed by _Eden_.  But, if I'm not mistaken, wasn't it
a very early one of his (ca. 1959)?  That would explain it.  Everything else
of his that I have read (and think that's most everything in English) is
far better.

-- 
Me?   NASA?  Heh!		kory@anarchy.arc.nasa.gov
"You can't pull *my* wool over the ice!" --Albert 
"Idiots, explosives, and falling anvils"  --Calvin
From: warren@itexjct.jct.ac.il (Warren Burstein)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Kibonia vs. Bozonia
Keywords: Kibonia vs. Bozonia -- the Eternal Struggle!
Date: 27 Jul 92 19:12:34 GMT
Organization: ITEX, Jerusalem, Israel

In <76379@ut-emx.uucp> churchh@emx.cc.utexas.edu (Henry Churchyard) writes:

>   You've been used as a metaphor for middle eastern politics!  Next
>will be references to you on talk.flame.abortion.

Drat!  My signature generator didn't mention Kibo in that posting.

Can they do prenatal testing for bozos yet?
-- 
/|/-\/-\       The entire kitchen		Jerusalem
 |__/__/_/     is a very narrow gazelle.
 |warren@      But the weeder
/ nysernet.org is not all that concerned.
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (Christopher M. Cohen)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: About the 'F' in RTFM
Date: 28 Jul 92 18:50:51 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH


Look what I found in comp.unix.misc!!!

In article <12529@inews.intel.com>, newsgroup comp.unix.misc bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>
>RTFM apropos(1), grep(1), and man(1).
>
>Except on AIX machines, where the <expletive completed> at
>IBM have decreed that HIDING the information in a bozonic,
                                                   ^^^^^^^^
>underpowered DBMS is somehow BETTER than having it out
>where people can FIND it.
>
>				--Blair
>				  "One has an obligation."

Kibo, you're becoming omnipresent.  Ubiquitous even.

C Squared

--
I wanna be, I wanna be, Like KIBO!!!
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Bozo? Why not Homey the Clown?
Keywords: Bozo, Kibo, Ronald McDonald, Pee-Wee Herman, George Herbert Waalker Bu
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 16:43:22 GMT

jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic) writes:

> I would like to take this opportunity to say that.....

> Roses are red,
> Violets are blue,
> I'm schitzophrenic
> and so am I

AARRGGHH!!  It's the attack of the day care kids!

Give it up kid.  This one is so old that Bill Sherman was still wearing
diapers the first time I heard it.

Where, oh where, oh where is Jocko Wand when we really need him?

> --
> Jan Bonehead
> email: jan_b@lysol.kills.toilet.bowl.odors
> New, improved .sig-file under construction.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology