From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.bush.alt.flame,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Finish the damn elections (for the economy)!!
Date: 26 Jul 92 20:32:46 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul26.150130.18401@athena.cs.uga.edu> stanton@athena.cs.uga.edu (The Demon Piperess) writes:
>In article <15506@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu> fzchen@othello.ucdavis.edu writes:
>>
>>And, I though last summer I was doing the right thing by staying in 
>>school an extra year and waiting for the economy to get better.  Why
>>couldn't I have been born 7 years earlier.  I could have profited
>>from the Reagan boom and bought a BMW and ran up lots of debt like
>>the other yuppies did.  Oh, well.  Our generation has been getting
>>the shaft for years and with the deficit, the debt, and California
>>state education system I would have to say that things aren't going
>>to change too much.  Looks like I'll be paying for my parents and
>>their brothers and sisters for the rest of my life.  Shit!
>>
>Amen to that!!!
>This is exactly why I hate the slovenly, ignorant shit heads (please
>pardon my french) who have run this country for the past Dear God is
>it 12??!! years!
>*I* find that *I* am paying for the rich, easy, ignorant life of 
>everyone in the eighties.  *I* am the one who doesn't get the classes
>because of cutbacks, *I* am the one who can barely see the one professor
>because the class is so huge in order to 'save' money on faculty.  and
>finally, *I* am the one who is gonna get reamed hard, like this poor
>fella, when I graduate and try to find a job.
>Reagan/Bush/Quayle being in power has shown me just what a pool of idiots
>most people in the United States fit in.  Amazing, but 12 years ago I
>was getting made fun of in the fifth grade by a bunch of spoiled brats  
>because I openly said I thought Reagan was an idiot.  Well, I hope that
>they're getting as *&^%ed over now as I am.
>Dear God it's Presidents and Veeps like this that make me just wanna go
>RUNNING to Canada as fast as my size 7 feet can take me.
>Well everyone, it's a Sunday Morning and I'm just taking out some steam.
>Thanks for listening enough to read this far. =)
>
>Cat
>
>

Gee, Cat, you seem just a trifle disillusioned or something.  Maybe this will 
make you feel better:

Picture, if you will, a cold morning in Washington D.C.  It is sometime in earlyto mid January, 1993.  Snow flurries fall, anda blanket of white covers the     ground.  Pigeons coo softly as they search the snow covered ground for a morsel

to eat.  Observing all of this is a very unkempt looking man, shabbily dressed. He wears a sign, which is hand-lettered, and at first, looks like just another  bum.  There's something about him though; he looks strangely familiar.  You havea closer look and, is it?  It is!  It's Dan Quayle!  And the hand-lettered sign,
which he wears around his neck says, in very bold letters:

			 WILL WORK
			  
                         FOR FOODE


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