From: launce@medusa.med.utah.edu (Tri-Ungulate)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: to jbm14@jaguar w./ pity
Date: 11 Dec 92 16:58:50 GMT
	<LAUNCE.92Dec10113023@medusa.med.utah.edu>
	<1992Dec10.155447.1@acad.drake.edu>
Organization: Trifurcate-Hooved Ruminant Surveyors, Inc.

>Ah yes. Utah. You are certainly one to point fingers. Not that Iowa is hell on
>wheels either, but let's realize our limitations.

Not that I consider Ootah to be all that hot-shit.  Never made the
claim.  However, the skiing's a hell of a lot better and our
department gets its ample share of publications and grants, so I'm
satisfied.  How's Drake?

>Oh. You are the kind that blames the evils on society on Rush Limbaugh
>and the Republican party. 

Nah, Rush is just a symptom. A particularly chancrous symptom, yes,
but still only a symptom.  You don't happen to worship the airwaves he
transmits over, do you?  The Republican party -- yeah they can
shoulder a fair share of the blame, although not exclusively.

> I would imagine you look at Sweeden with a glimmer of desire in your
> eyes, right?

Swedish women *do* have their charms.  

>Again, more attacks on someone's University. Utah isn't eaxactly Ivy either
>there guy. 

I never said that it was.  I happen to be happy with my work here, but
why should you (or anybody else) care?  And what if I *did* happen to
graduate from an "Ivy" once upon a time (as if it matters)?  Point is,
I couldn't care less about "school spirit" or regionalism, but little
Trooler seems to be quite sensitive about these topics - not
surprising for a whining, insular little frosh.

>You post far too much text. To top it off you are boring. You have
>some sort of meglomaina because you have a vocabularly for the
>superflouously didactic.   

Well I'm happy to play Mr. Kettle to you, Mr. Pot.  Of course I could
spend my entire posts with FUCKIN' SHIT SMEGMA-BREATH COCKSUCKER
ASSHOLE JISM etc. etc. and maybe you'd get some gratuitous pleasure
from that.  Read Graley or Walsh or BUR if that's your cup of tea.
I've already killfiled them.  You *do* know what killfiles are for
don't you?

>This is nothing to be proud of, really. I also noticed that you have
>not been posting in while also. 

So what?  Alt.flame's not a full-time job, as it appears to be to you,
Mr. Alt.flame.arbiter. 
   
>Does this reflect anything? Perhaps searching for weaknesses? If you
>_did_ post recently, well, I guess that shows how well you are read. 

No, not particularly. No need to search for weaknesses when somebody
like Trool is concerned. Thank you.

>You could post some humoruos things if you weren't so tight about
>particular subjets. You seemed only able to respond to the obvious.

Well, nothing gets me out of my alt.flame apathy like poking fun at a
good old *obvious* bigot, especially one who soaks himself in jet fuel
and hands out matches every time he posts.  I suppose it's not quite
fair, actually.  You could accuse me of being a bully/megalomaniac for
picking on the likes of Troll, Ronnie Jr. or T*d K*ldis, and perhaps
you'd be right. I'd rather be flaming 'em than defending 'em, *that's*
fer sure.  Anyway, it's for *my* amusement, not yours.  If you like
my posts, fine.  If you don't like 'em, fine, no need for you to read 'em.

>But, thats typical of a liberal.

Liberal shmiberal.  How silly of you to conveeeeniently pigeonhole me
simply for flaming Trool's patently racist statements.

>   --The Phantom

Didn't you have a TV show once upon a time?  Or was that radio?

-non-mu