From: Don Becker <grendel@jaflrn.UUCP>
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Superstars Update -- 09/05
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 92 15:49:53 EDT
Organization: The Wizzard's Cave, East Meadow, NY


WWF Superstars -- weekend of 8/29/92 

Opening: highlights of SummerSlam: Savage vs. Warrior, Kamala vs. UT, Roddy
Piper's performance, and the beginning and end of British Bulldog vs.
Bret Hart. No mention of Sept. 1's taping.

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Match #1: Legion of Doom (with Paul Ellering and Rocco) vs. jobbers
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We finally saw Ellering and Rocco together, and we now know that
Ellering's lips move. Unfortunately, that was the most thrilling part
of the match. We saw the typical LOD moves, and they won with the
clothesline. Afterwards, Vince drew a connection between the LOD and
ICOPRO; both are big on integrated conditioning. Boy, that just makes
me wanna go out and buy a truckload of ICOPRO...not.

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Match #2: Naliz vs. Tommy Stevenson
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Dull, dull, dull. I put a Yes CD in and listened to it while this was
going on. Nailz won with that blatant sleeper of his and beat the snot
out of Stevenson after the match.

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Match #3: Crush vs. Kato
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Well, Vince has decided to play up the Hawaiian gimmick with Crush. In
the inset interview, Crush did the "hang loose" thing with his hands and
said Aloha. Best match thus far because Kato put up a bit of a fight and
Crush has a better workrate than Nailz. Crush with the lame finisher.

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Match #4: The Mountie (with Jimmy Hart) vs. jobber
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They should get Honky Tonk Man back. At least he could sing. Mountie won,
but again I wasn't paying attention. They are trying to build heat for
Perfect vs. Flair again. Maybe this time it'll be for real.

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Match #5: Virgil vs. RSPW World Jobber Champion BARRY HOROWITZ!!!!
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It's very rare that a world champion makes a wrestling appearance on a
WWF syndie, but boy am I glad they did. Barry pulled out all the stops
and showed us all why he's the best in the business. He took a bump out
of this ring and fell victim to a nice plancha dive by Virgil. Virgil won,
but who cares? Barry stole the show!

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Match #6: Money, Inc. vs. jobbers
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Again, I didn't pay attention, but from what I caught, DiBiase put a
jobber out with the Million Dollar Dream.

NEXT WEEK: Big Boss Man, Nasty Boys, Undertaker, Razor Ramon, Natural
           Disasters, and Ric Flair.

--Don



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