From: apdmd@usho49.hou281.chevron.com (D.M.Dunbar)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: "Quality" hunting program
Date: 25 Jan 93 20:55:13 GMT
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Organization: Chevron


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  | Meat distribution plan       |    |   | |   |
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  | Forecast weather             |    |     | | |
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  | Schedule hunt                |    |       | |
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  | Critical hunting review      |            | |
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  | Hunt readiness review        |            | |
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  | Chase game                   |    |       | |
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  | Lose game                    |    |   | | | |
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  | Catch game                   |          | | |
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  | Kill game                    |          | | |
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  | Transport to cave            |          | | |
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  | Distribute meat              |          |   | 
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  | Get caught by game           |              | 
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The REAL reason the Neanderthals became extinct.
 
Source unknown. 

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