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From: catstyle@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (CatStyle )
Subject: Re: request for episode guide
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 19:49:46 GMT

>In article <1992Aug14.003143.15@acavax.lynchburg.edu>, teague@acavax.lynchburg.edu writes...
> 
>Is an episode guide available? ... would appreciate a copy.

It's available via anonymous ftp at deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (128.174.53.1)
in the /misc/fun/television/seinfeld dir.  The Olympic moments are also
there.

CatStyle
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From: mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman)
Subject: Pez Episode --- (Sept.2)
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 03:15:33 GMT

This episode was great!

The recital scene was so funny I
couldn't stop laughing.



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From: salomone@ficus.cs.ucla.edu (John ($al) Salomone)
Subject: The Subway
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 17:48:53 GMT

Last night was the first time that I have seen "The Subway".  It was hilarious!
I especially liked how all the people in Jerry's subway car were stacked 
against the far side of it when the nude guy was nude.  But easily the best
part of the episode was:

"Big Brokerage firms killed my father...well they hurt him bad...really,
 hurt his feelings."

Must have watched that about 5 times on the tape.  Riotous.

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From: abw@natchez.bu.edu (Al Wesolowsky)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Earth to Jerry (was Re: What do you tip a chambermaid?)
Date: 25 Aug 92 23:19:10 GMT
Organization: Boston University

In article <92238.123730DESHANE@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> DESHANE@MAINE.MAINE.EDU writes:
>
>When George was asking passer-byers where they were, 
>it was funny.  Wasn't that "Earth" joke used before?

Many, many times. The first instance I recall was ca. 1954 on "I Love
Lucy," in the splendid "Loving Cup" episode.

Lucy gets her head stuck in a loving cup and she and Ethel take the subway
to a jewelers' who will remove the cup. They are, predictably, separated
in the subway. Lucy is stranded on the platform, cannot see because of
this gosh-awful cup over her head, and, hoping she is at the <54th Street>
station, cries out: "Where am I?" A passer-by glances at her and says:
"Earth."

ObSeinfeld: Elaine's only been gone 2 eps and I miss her dreadfully! I
guess I had not realized how much she contributed to the chemistry of
the show until now.
/* ducks flames for being stoopid */

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From: adam@research.nj.nec.com (Adam Porter)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Anyone have videotape of PEZ?
Date: 4 Sep 92 14:41:31 GMT
Reply-To: adam@research.nj.nec.com
Organization: NEC Research Institute
Originator: adam@acapella


I missed this episode?  Does anyone have it on videotape?  I'd really
like to see it!  Thanks...

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From: Ben
Subject: RON HOWARDS BROTHER
Organization: Sunny Orblando, Florida
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 01:21:04 GMT

Yeah, Ron Howard's brother WAS the Smog Strangler . . . but does anyone
remember when he did an old Star Trek Episode?

Whew, I need to get a life too.
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From: jcp29389@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KING OF THE BEACH)
Subject: Re: Pez Episode: Who is John Molika(did I get his name right?)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 15:04:36 GMT

sharma@euler.Warren.MENTORG.COM (Sharma Kunapalli) writes:

>Is this guy Stuart Smalley of SNL? OR related to him?


>Sharma

ahem....not even close.  stuart smalley is actually al franken.  related to
stuart smalley??  i don't think so, since stuart is NOT REAL.

jay

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From: rvc40592@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Bob Cadman)
Subject: Re: Pez Episode --- (Sept.2)
Summary: what's with the laughter ...
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 04:54:30 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.031533.13000@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman) writes:
>This episode was great!
>
>The recital scene was so funny I
>couldn't stop laughing.

If you were laughing so hard, you must not have noticed what ticked me off
about that scene ...

Ok, the entire point of the scene is that Jerry makes Elaine laugh in the
middle of a recital, right?  So what did they do?  They add a laugh track!
So the canned laughter ends up drowning out Elaine's laughter, so when you 
finally regain enough composure (after laughing) that you want to pay a bit
closer attention again, you here the laugh track, and you're not sure
whether or not it's drowning out Elaine, or if maybe one of the other
characters is laughing also.  I don't get it!

Or maybe I'm just paranoid ... since I know they use a laugh track in other
places in the show, I just think they're using it again here, and they're
really not, and what you here is everyone in the auditorium laughing.  No,
that doesn't make any sense because George's girlfriend implied that only one
person was laughing.  But maybe the laugh she was going to remember forever
was just the first person she heard laughing ... oh, now I'll never figure
it out ...


What's a three letter word for candy?
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From: kjgriffi@acs.ucalgary.ca (Kevin John Griffith)
Subject: season premiere
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 16:39:17 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

I have a question from the second part of the season premiere.
When the cop is questioning Kramer, he mentions something about
"in the park". Later, as Kramer is being thrown out, he asks the
cop how he knew. What did the cop say to Kramer ?

Thanks in advance !!

Kevin Griffith
	kjgriffi@acs.ucalgary.ca


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From: bheil@news.weeg.uiowa.edu (Brian Heil)
Subject: Kramers other personalities
Organization: University of Iowa, Iowa City, IA, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 15:05:28 GMT

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned before (I've been away for a week or
two), but did anybody notice the list of other 'personalities' for Kramer?
In the second half of the LA show when the cop accuses Kramer of commiting the
murders ("you saw a pretty flower, and you had to strangle the life out of 
it, didn't you?"), Kramer says "you've got the wrong man", the cop then lists 
Kramer's other personalities: the Wiseguy, the Little kid, the Bellhop (and 
several more that I can't recall).  Sounds like previous characters that
Michael Richards has played!  The Wiseguy and the Little Kid from 'Fridays',
the Bellhop from Transylvania 6-5000... can anybody identify the others?

Sorry if this was obvious (or pointed out before), but I thought it was kinda
interesting.

So who else here likes to sleep 'untucked'?  (It frightens me, every episode
I find something more I have in common with George!)
From: rjung@aludra.usc.edu (Robert A. Jung)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: Well skin my hide & call me luggage!
Date: 2 Sep 1992 21:30:51 -0700
Organization: Southern California Lynx Enthusiasts
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <g#ln!7+.sallylb@netcom.com> sallylb@netcom.com (Sally Smith) writes:
>In article <laarl2INN2mi@aludra.usc.edu> rjung@aludra.usc.edu (Robert A. Jung) writes:
>>[R.Randall] is just another enthusiastic fan, like the rest of us.
>
>Hey, Rob, I find that insulting. He's *NOT* like the rest of us, and I
>shall have to attack you with the ACME Squirt Star (tm) unless you
>apologize immediately. 1/2 :-)

  I was just TRYING to be diplomatic.  B-)  Fat chance, I know. The best I
can interpret it is that Roger takes his enthusiasm and channels it in
"unconventional" (to say the least) ways...

  (Rob's own opinions deleted for violating Human Rights laws passed by the
United Nations)

>Sally, back from her Happy World Land vacation <gasp and drool!>

                                                --R.J.,
                                                bugging Sally for certain
                                                "details" of her trip
                                                (REAL gasp and drool!}
                                                B-)

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 it holds up well in its shortened running time of 17 hours and 34 minutes."
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From: jrjohns@eos.ncsu.edu (John R. Johns II)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: What is FurryMUCK? (was Re: The Net.script -- a later version)
Date: 26 Aug 92 02:12:45 GMT
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos

My recommendation (for the "won't connect to port" problem) is to look it
up in the man pages, if you've got 'em on your system.  "man telnet" at
the prompt.  Where I am, it says it accepts ports on the command line.  Maybe
yours works differently.  If so, the man pages should cover the difference.

If you CAN'T get yours to connect to a port at ALL in ANY way, well, definitely
complain to the sysadmin, I'd say.  No excuse for shoddy software! :)

- John

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From: rjung@aludra.usc.edu (Robert A. Jung)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: net.script aneurysm debate: my $0.02
Date: 2 Sep 1992 18:36:39 -0700
Organization: Southern California Lynx Enthusiasts
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <1992Sep1.162922.2269@inland.com> hancock@inland.com (Tom Hancock) writes:
>>>                                        BABS
>>>                            Except I think the photographer had
>>>                            a brain aneurysm.
>
>	I vote to delete the aneurysm joke, and replace it with one of
>the other ones suggested.  I think that it will be taken as being in
>very poor taste. ... Would the
>joke be funny if it went "Except I think the photographer had a
>stroke."  Or for that matter, "Except I think the photographer has
>cancer." or "....AIDS"?  Poking fun at medical conditions isn't funny.

  Have to disagree. Comedy and medical conditions have been well blended for
a long time. What about the cartoon accident victim who's wrapped up in
bandages and in a full-body cast? What about "I think Mr. Plucky is a bit
quackers"? Or the all-time classic comedy bit, stupidity (as in "[Dan Quayle]
is a taco short of a combination plate")?

  I dunno. In the context of the net.script, I don't see the "brain aneuryism"
line as malicious or mean-spirited in any way. Babs is clearly disgruntled
with her photograph (wouldn't you be?  B-), so she has to take a jab at the
photographer. If the line was "...except I think the photographer was missing
a few marbles", you probably wouldn't have been offended, I think.

>	Just my $0.02 worth.

  No problemo.

                                                --R.J.
                                                B-)

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From: klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: Mary Melodie?
Date: 3 Sep 92 14:01:31 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University College of Stunt Piloting

In article <1992Sep3.061427.1738@muddcs.claremont.edu> tbrowne@jarthur.claremont.edu (T. Erik Browne) writes:
>
>I've paid attention to Mary's lines, and I am almost positive that Cree
>Summer does every one of them, except of course for "Cross-Country Kitty,"
>which was done by Cindy McGee.  I think Cree should have done CCK, since her
>normal voice (which is the one she uses for Mary) is sufficiently different
>from Elmyra's voice, so that it would not be overly noticeable that the same
>person did both of them.  The only reason I know that Cree does Mary is that
>I have watched "Different World".
>
Well, doesn't the end of HISMV have credits for every character in the film?
Mary does have two or three lines ("New look? How very!"), so go check.




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From: dionne@ozrout.uucp (Francois Dionne)
Subject: Re: What is FurryMUCK? (was Re: The Net.script -- a later version)
Organization: A.P.Ozrout
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 15:11:00 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

sounds great,i want to see it.problem is,my site can't telnet.anybody know a site with telnet capabilities?(preferably in Montreal 514 area)
From: schwae@barh1a.its.rpi.edu (Eric A. Schwartz)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: net.script aneurysm debate: my $0.02
Date: 2 Sep 92 19:49:01 GMT
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY

In article <1992Sep1.162922.2269@inland.com> hancock@inland.com (Tom Hancock) writes:
>>>Babs pauses and looks at the permit as the camera goes to a close-up on the
>>>card.  All that is visible of the card is a photo of an out-of-focus monster,
>>>done like a police mug shot. The name under the photo reads "Babra Anne Bnny".
>>> 
>>>                                        BABS
>>>                            Except I think the photographer had
>>>                            a brain aneurysm.
>
>	I vote to delete the aneurysm joke, and replace it with one of
>the other ones suggested.  I think that it will be taken as being in
>very poor taste.
>	An "aneurysm" is "a permanent abnormal blood-filled dilatation
>of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall."  (Webster's
>Ninth New Collegiate)  I'm guessing, since I'm not a medical type, but
>I think a brain aneurysm would be tantamount to a stroke.  Would the

Lots of people have an aneurysm.  They aren't much trouble unless they
pop, which they do tend to do.  If that happens in a major artery, the
patient will bleed to death if it isn't treated promptly by surgically
replacing the damaged vessel.  If it is a small vessel of the brain, 
however, the small size of the skull and surrounding grey matter rarely
allow the patient to bleed to death.  Since brain is much more compressible
than blood, the effect is that nearby areas of the brain are killed by
pressure.  If the vessel continues to bleed, that area will expand, and
can become life threatening.  

A stroke is when a vessel of the brain becomes clogged and the areas
of the brain it feeds die from lack of oxygen.  While it can kill, it
is less deadly than an aneurysm.

>joke be funny if it went "Except I think the photographer had a
>stroke."  Or for that matter, "Except I think the photographer has
>cancer." or "....AIDS"?  Poking fun at medical conditions isn't funny.

Maybe in a more toon-like way, you could make it "Except I think the 
photographer got hit in the head with an anvil."

E.S.
From: rjung@aludra.usc.edu (Robert A. Jung)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: Well skin my hide & call me luggage!
Date: 2 Sep 1992 18:47:14 -0700
Organization: Southern California Lynx Enthusiasts
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <1992Sep2.084456.28263@tygra.Michigan.COM> rabbit@Buster.Michigan.COM (Dr. Roger Rabbit) writes:
>In article <78782@utemx.uucp> chris@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Chris Casey) writes:
>>Last night I had the pleasure of my first viewing of How I Spent My
>>Vacation. ...  does
>>all that stuff with the squirt guns have any hidden meaning?
>
>Yes, she's been trying to get Buster into bed for a long time. As young 
>rabbits (~25years) they probably boffed alot. Now that they are older,
>they should be doing it more than they did back then. 

  Just a reminder, to all the new net.tiny.toonsters reading this --

"Dr. Roger Rabbit" is not officially associated in any way, shape, or form
with Warner Bros., the TINY TOON ADVENTURES writing staff, or any of the
characters in Acme Acres.

  He is just another enthusiastic fan, like the rest of us. However, do not
misinterpret any "this is correct" or "this is wrong" as official ponderings
from Warners or Amblin Entertainment. They're his personal views, nothing
more.

                                                --R.J.
                                                B-)

(Well, I guess summer's officially over now...)

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            and guaranteed to squash you flat as a bug!"
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From: boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (Two days and a wake-up...)
Subject: Re: TTA & Batman?
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 17:44:05 GMT

In article <cyNeqB4w165w@tsoft.sf-bay.org>, bbs.lar@tsoft.sf-bay.org (Larry Greenfield) writes...
} Anyone have the date for the first Batman episode? (wasn't it supposed
} to be at prime time or something?)

Yes, it's on next Sunday, September 6th, at 7:00 (Eastern). It starts its
daily run the following day (in Boston, it's on Channel 25 at 5:00 pm).

} And also anyone have a date for the first NEW TT episode?

September 14th.

-- 

	I'm so short, I have to look up to see down.

--- jayembee (Jerry Boyajian)

    boyajian@ruby.enet.dec.com (until Friday, September 4, 1992)

    "The word is given."
From: chris@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Chris Casey)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Well skin my hide & call me luggage!
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:45:15 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

Last night I had the pleasure of my first viewing of How I Spent My Vacation.  
I enjoyed it thoroughly, & will probably watch it again before I have to return 
it, but it seems like they could've spent more time with some of the other 
characters (like, say, GO GO!!!!).  Anyway, it was the first time I've ever seen
Fowlmouth, & it was *also* the first time I've ever seen Babs take any sort of
romantic interest in Buster.  So, have there been any episodes where this has 
led to more than Buster's slipping out from under Babs's ears?  I mean, does
all that stuff with the squirt guns have any hidden meaning?




Chris
From: v050lp7c@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (You are young once, but immaturity lasts forever!)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: I Heeeeeeeeeeerrrrreee!
Date: 3 Sep 92 14:23:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Howdy Ppl!!!!

I am back after begging and pleading to get my account back at UB.  But for
those who do not know me, or have forgotten, my name is Julie.  Hint: Look on
the net-script.....mine is (I think) the third or fourth name. I have kept up
with the group via a friend and I am excited that the script is done, except
for some refinements.

My $.02 for the brain anuyrism(sic?).  Could it read..."I think the camera
broke on that one"???????  This is in reference to kidding that people get when
they pose for picktures (you know that they may break the camera?)

Oh well off to classes!!!!!



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From: naran@fraser.sfu.ca (Travers Naran)
Subject: Plucky Duck Show
Keywords: pluck duck spin off
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:48:19 GMT

**** HALF SPOILERS (If you concider Fall Line-up schedules Spoilers) *****
(For those of you who are absolutely paranoid about remaining in the dark)

In the Canadian TV Guide for this upcoming week, the issue had a children's TV
special edition. Aside from Batman comming to Fox, the Plucky Duck Show will
also be comming to fox. Whadya think about that? :-)

Plucky Duck gets his own Spin Off Show. :-)

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