HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Henri Bergson?!
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:07:52 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct16.040427.10732@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet inspires me:
I seem to do that to people these days..........
> 
>>In article <1992Oct13.191342.3156@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet begs to differ:
>>>>In article <1992Oct9.182256.21984@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>> jsarna@vax.clarku.edu makes several attempts to jump the Channel (without being bound at all):
>>>>>>In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet leaps tall buildings in a single
>>>>>>bound (depending, of course, on where she's bound):
>>> 
>>>>>>Gibbon's _Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire_ DELETED
>>> 
>>>>>>I'm sorry, my dear, but my religion forbids me from giving money to cliams.
>>>>>>			-Fievel
>>>>> Could I just add that *my* religion allows me to give money to claims,
>>>>> but forbids me from giving money to clams?
>>>>> 
>>>>> Mesaj <=== I didn't think so.
>>>>Well, *your* religion must be the same as mine. And since I'm not clam
>>>>(last time I heard, I was a wench)...what are you doing tonight?
>>> That depends. How much will you give me for it?
>>FORGET IT!!!	Why pay when I can have anything I want given to me?!
> I'll give you something. Something that you've never had before.
> 
> 
> How about an axe to the head?
> 
> No?
> 
> Well, then come up to my place and we can. .. . .. ..   ..  ... 
I'll take the axe, and then we can take turns amputating each others'
body parts. I'll go first. Let's see--what can you afford to lose?
There goes one toe .   {THUMP}
From: 910773f@ace.acadiau.ca (HEATHER LEE FYFFE)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Whatever
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:04:29 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

This message brought to you by LLAMA!!!!!!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: deadly joke question
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:29:06 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <15OCT92.01403807@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writhes *rgasmically:
>> 
>>In article <1992Oct11.205925.9221@daimi.aau.dk>, thravn@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen) writes:
>>> jprlarib@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij) writes:
>>> 
>>>>Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
>>>>Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus?  I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the name
>>> of his wife.  Any sharp eared philosophers out there?
>>> 
>>> PS.  Which MP show featured a cod, which _didn't_ fly about 10 meters?
>>> 
>>> Jrobnroht 
>>You aren't supposed to grasp her name, silly! It's her mane you're
>>supposed to get!!!!!!
>>I wouldn't admit to being a philosopher if I was, because then I'd
>>have to admit I think and therefore I'd exist. The last time I was
>>told I existed I --&**--ed the person who told me. And later he
>>smiled...	So I would not admit to it. So there.
> 
> 
> His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks.
> I have Spoken!

So what?
> 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Terry Jones in YIJC
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 08:24:59 GMT

wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson) types bullshit:
>I see this group is still full of crap. Well, here's something new: I was
>watching the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles and I saw Terry Jones in the
>pre-show credits. I didn't think anything of it, but it was the same Terry
>Jones from MPFC (or he has a twin!). He played some (Spanish?) spy. Not a huge
>role, but he was in all of the story.
>
>And now for something completely the same...(time to hit the 'u' key again)...
>
>Tom
Ratboy aka Ooooh. I miss you already. *sniff* Anyone got a hanky?
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: to all
Date: 16 Oct 92 15:37:36 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Oct16.083148.28975@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:

>Nick Aust (PCZZ@ibm.rz.tu-clausthal.de) wrote:
>:  
>:   M A T T R E S S  !!
>Now we'll all have to get in the fishtank and sing.

>David aka what a pitiful excuse for a new thread.
James <=== what a senseless waste of cpu time...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Hello????
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 09:41:14 GMT

(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>(David Bromage) writes:
>> 
>> Damn, another dead article.
>And Gina jokingly replies:
>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Damn????
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 06:25:33 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.190107.2836@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>(Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>(James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>It's feeling ... much ... better...
>>>>No it isn't. It'll be stone dead in a minute.
>>>No, No. It's just worn out after a long squauk!
>>No. It's stunned!
>No. I'ts resting!
No. It's pining for the fjords!

>>	Ratboy the aka-less
>Jas Me the aka-ful
Ratboy the aka-ed
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: BOTTOM!!!
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:07:53 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

If you want the level mentioned in the subject line, vote for Ratboy!

If you want the top, the best, the very core of the existence of
all-around goodguy-ness, VOTE FOR SAINT!!!!!!!!!

He's a personal friend of the Prime Minister's and has never
been summoned by the High Court. Unlike SOME people we could mention!

Paid for the by The Vote for SAINT campaign, Arthur Pewty, treasurer.

Why? Because the human brain is like an enormous fish. It's flat and
slimy and has gills through which it can see ... it's as simple
as that!

					Col. 'Round the Corner
					at Harrod's
					(where they let you make exchanges
					   if you don't like the blonde
					   and want this one instead.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 09:42:55 GMT

(Gina) flirted:
>(Caver) writes:
>>>> Chris aka "Doing" as often as i possibly can!
>>>
>>>Whatssa matter Chris? Feel left out? Want innit too, I suppose? Well,
>>>jump in but be sure you can tread water (among other things) because I
>>>feel like it's going to get deep REAL quick. 
>>>
>>>Wanna play with me anyway ?
>> 
>> You know "Red Rover, Red Rover"?
>> 
>> Ratboy aka Let Gina come over *wink wink*
>whattsa matter Ratty-Baby? Lonely?  Where's over? I'll take the low
>road, you take the high road. 'K?
Ratboy aka Good. I like it on top.
From: v133ju6p@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Paul R. Pompi)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Piggybanks
Keywords: Neddy and Teddy
Date: 9 Oct 92 18:32:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

I say, Neddy.
Did you say something, Neddy?
Why yes I did, Teddy.
Well what is it Neddy?
Piggy banks, Teddy.
Piggy banks, Neddy?
I want to hunt piggy banks, Neddy.
You want to hunt piggy banks, Teddy.
That's right, Neddy.

Well, time to bring home the bacon, Neddy.
That's not bacon, that's sirloin, Teddy.
Can't be sirloin from a pig, Neddy.
But that's sirloin, Teddy
Isn't, Neddy!
Is, Teddy!
Isn't, Neddy!
Is, Teddy!
I believe I've been playing the fool, Neddy.


                       -- Jethro Q. Walrustitty --
                               Silly Party
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: PCZZ@ibm.rz.tu-clausthal.de (Nick)
Subject: Dennis Moore Lyrics
Organization: Rechenzentrum der TU CLAUSTHAL
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 12:39:51 GMT

Stop asking for the Dennis Moore Lyrics, here they are:
 
 
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore galloping through the sward,
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore and his horse Concorde,
He steals from the rich, he gives to the poor,
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore.
 
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore riding through the night,
Soon all the lupins in this land will be in his mighty hand,
He steals them from the rich, he gives them to the poor,
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore.
 
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore dum dum dum the night,
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore dum dum dum dee fight,
He steals dum dum dum and dum dum dum dee dee,
Dennis Dum, Dennis Dee, dum dum dum.
 
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, ecetera, ecetera.
 
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore riding through the wood,
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore with a bag of things,
He gives to the poor and he takes from the rich,
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore.
 
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore riding through the land,
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore without a merry band,
He steals from the poor and gives to the rich -
Stupid bitch !
 
 
Nick.  ---> Your life or your lupins <---
pczz@ibm.rz.tu-clausthal.de (Nick)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Subject: Re: The wafer thin..
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 18:02:58 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) continues to waste *everyone's* time:
>jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blabs:
>>Michael.A.Worth@mailbox.bison.mb.ca (Michael A Worth) aimlessly regurgitates:

>>>I don't know what it was, but I think that it was either a) a sardine, or b) a 
>>>mint. Sorry to be so unspecific.

>>It was neither. It was SPAM!
>Noooo nonononono!  It was *dramatic pause* LEMON CURRY!!!!

Actually, in the original script, it was Prawn Salad.
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: No head in a bag ...
Date: 13 Oct 92 22:06:47 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <5524@balrog.ctron.com> lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:
>There's still time! Hurry! Cast your vote for SAINT!
>
>He's bigger than a breadbox!!
But too small to put in your ear
>He's got more raisins in every serving!
Well, there not ACTUALLY raisins
>He's a qualified brain surgeon!
He operated on Abby Normal
>He doesn't make rash psychological evaluations without first obtaining
>the patient's complete medical history!
What, the complete history?
>He's NOT David Attenburrough!
I should hope not.
>He's NOT NOT the leader of the  People's Front of Judea!
SPLITTERS!
>He loves Wolf Nipple Chips (while they're hot, they're lovely)
What do they do with the rest of the wolf.
You do know they feed the rest of the frogs to the wolves
after taking their legs off.
>He hasn't got shit all over him!
Well he certainly shouldn't be president then,
We'll have no kings in this country!
>He owns his own gas cooker!
And provides his own gas.
>
>VOTE FOR SAINT!!!!!! FOR PRESIDENT OF A.F.M-P.!!!!!
>
>He's got a wet spot on his leg!
dave smurf he should really see a doctor about that.
    They can do marvelous things these days.
From: djohnson@hecate.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Vote Dan! Chopped liverwurst at 11!
Date: 17 Oct 92 02:22:37 GMT
Organization: People Named Chuck Anonymous
In-reply-to: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu's message of Wed, 14 Oct 1992 06:32:46 GMTLines: 30

In article <1992Oct14.063246.2121@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
.In article <1992Oct14.031328.17862@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) throws something out the window with a sigh:
.>Mitchell Brandsma, the well known Australian tax evader wrote:
.>: (Michael Frank Caver) pssts:
.>: >(David A. Joiner) writes:
.>: >>(Daniel P Johnson) writes:
.>: 
.>: >[political hot air nicked]
.>: 
.>: >>>Dan aka Vote for Jos: Lifetime Acheivment award! (Post-Mortem)
.>: >>I cast all 3 of my votes for DAN!!!!
.>: >>Oh wait, I already cast them for myself.
.>: >>Sorry.
.>No good saying sorry when your sorry.
.Oh. Sorry.

And well you should be!  Just look at this mess!  You know I don't
have time to just clean up after you all day.  One of these days
you're going to haftuh learn, you repulsive little shit!

.>: >>
.>: >>dave smurf Hey man, can I buy a bag of cheddar?
.>: >Ratboy aka Psst. Can I have a hit of that, man?
.>: Meetch aka Well we don't have much call for it around here sir.
.>David aka it's the single, most popular cheese in the world.
.Ratboy aka I got a slug.

Dan aka No you don't, I've got it here in my back pocket.  You you
like to see it?  [standing up]  Thats strange, I don't remember it
being that shape when I found it...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Voting
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 08:12:56 GMT

(T.F. Eccles) writes:
>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>
>>>Well. as people seem to like this voting thingie.....
>>>please mail me your top 3 choices for a.f.m-per of the year
>>I'd much rather post it.  It preserves secrecy, because who in (or with)
>>their right mind would read this load of bollox ??
>Me, I never read it. Well, only on Mondays, after the vicars been,
>and we clean that up.
>>>and i will tabulate them and post the winner one week
>>>from today.....you know me address......
>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu....
>
>>My top 3 are:
>>1: Meetch.
>>2: Meetch.
>>3: Reginald Maudling.
>
>No no no its:
>1: Bruce
>2: Bruce
>3: Frank
>
No, no, no. It's:
1: Dennis Moore
2: Mrs. Scum
3. Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 32 The Cresent Belmont

>>>Jester aka please mail me...its easier that way....
>>Meetch aka Pythons of the world unite !
>Eccles aka God no, imagine the mess.
Ratboy aka ...and the price!
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Friday, 2 Oct 1992 21:21:20 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
 <1992Sep29.021911.11772@news.ysu.edu> <1992Sep29.110032.3554@aber.ac.uk>
 <1992Sep2 <1992Sep30.202528.25793@news.ysu.edu>

In article <1992Sep30.202528.25793@news.ysu.edu>, af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M.
Stanar) says:
>
>In a previous article, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) says:
>
>>
>>       In article <1992Sep29.231329.20035@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>
>>       djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) did say :
>>
>>->
>>->>->>->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
>> I never used smurf no no no no no no
>>->>->>->Does it talk?
>>->>->>->Andrew aka obviously not!
>>->>->>Pag aka no but the slug does..
>>->>->Lisa aka I'd like to buy a license for Eric, my pet slug.....
>>->>Pag aka that'll be 74 pounds please. Otherwise we send round the slug
>>->>        detector van.
>>->dave aka Just try it you feind!  See if you get past the
>>->salt lick.  Oh my, there goes Eric.
>>->Never Mind.
>>Pag aka I hate smurfs....eps. on toast
>Lisa aka Smurf this!!!
>
Sal aka I'd love to! (Would you smurf me a glass of cold water?)
>--
>"Trust me....I know what I'm doing."
>                             Jesus Jones
-- My pajamas aren't bright green, they just look that way on the terminal.
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Well done the BBC
Date: 9 Oct 92 08:28:55 GMT
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia

In <1992Oct7.150703.3028@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates:
>In article <7OCT92.16382994@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>> In a previous article, jpo@pfbs.philips.se (James Poole) openly proclaimed
>> his deep affection for small woodland creatures:
>And queen Gina contradicts Cardinal Fievel:
>> 
>> Various birthday wishes deleted
>>> 
>>>Toodle-pip
>>>Reginald Maudlin's Shin
>>> 
>>> **********************************************************************
>>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>>>*                                                                      *
>>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
>>> **********************************************************************
>> 
>> Now look 'ere, mate...you 'aven't been payin' much attention, 'ave you?
>> If you 'ad been, yu certainly wouldn't 'ave posted that bleedin' U2
>> lyric wot's been causin' all the trouble 'round 'ere!
>> 
>> 			sincerely,
>> 			Cardinal Fievel
>> 			of the Spanish Inquisition
>What trouble? I don't see any trouble here. Are you blind or are you
>trying to start some trouble? Want to step outside?? 

Meetch aka I'd *much* rather go upstairs...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: Voting
Organization: Clark University
Date: 15 OCT 92 02:00:18 GMT

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Why VOTE FIEVEL???

I've got a shirt that says "Ministry of Silly Walks" on it.
I make no promises I don't keep.
I make no promises.
I can survive in the city of Worcester, MA.
I can deal with having a NORMAL PERSON as a roommate.
I'm not RATBOY.
Admiral Stockdale will not be my vice president.

VOTE FIEVEL!!!  VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!   VOTE FIEVEL!!!

keep a.f.m-p as insane as possible in '92!!

love and kisses,
Fievel
(candidate)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 22:28:47 GMT

>>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.



veOt mNSio.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Song lyrics
Date: 11 Oct 92 00:19:35 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <8OCT199220313401@zeus.tamu.edu>, pww9211@zeus.tamu.edu (WINFREY, CHIP) writes:
> 
> Could someone be kind enough to e-mail me the words to
> the "Philosophers' Song"? Thanks in advance.
> 
> Chip  
> 

I think it goes:
Over the river and through the woods,
To Rousseau's house we go.
The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh
And Plato's there, you know.
	I could be mistaken, though I'm never wrong.
	Your welcome, but what about a settlement plan? Let me know
how you can repay me for my magnanimous deeds. 
		Gina

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Hello????
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:17:16 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>(Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>(KENNETH CHESTNUTT) roast over an open fire:
>>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>> |> (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>>> |> > (Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>>> |> >>(David Bromage) writes:
>>>> |> >>> 
>>>> |> >>> Damn, another dead article.
>>>> |> >>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>>> |> >>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>>>> |> > Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>>>> |> 
>>>> |> Now Ratty Dahling, don't you know you're the only one of 69 for me? I
>>>> |> could never leave you!! A wench has to keep her options open, doesn't
>>>> |> she?
>>>> |> > 
>>>> |> 
>>>> A wench has to keep her what open?  Can you say that on the air?
>> 
>> That's filth! We'll have none of that on here! We've got to think of the
>> public! Hello, all...
>>  
>>>> wondering.
>> Hoping...
>> 
>>>I can say anything anywhere. Signed, Her majesty aka Gina
>> 
>> The Queen is Watching!
>> 
>> Ratboy aka Watch this, Queenie!
>I'm watching, my little Love-Rodent!
Ratboy aka Doing his best imitation of the Yanomama Dance of Lust (TM)
From: v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Terry Jones appears on The Young Indianan Jones cronicles.refresh
Date: 15 Oct 92 20:49:00 GMT
Organization: SUNY@Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Oct15.060725.3455@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes...
>(James Willer) writes:
>>(SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>>>(James Willer) writes...
>>>>SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>>>>>(Scott D McGinnis) writes...
>>>>>>	ATTENTION!!!
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>	Am i the only one who recognized Mr. Jones on the Young
>>>>>>Indy Jones. He plays a Spanish WWI spy in Barcelona. The show
>>>>>>looks at this point to be very sarcastic, and not serious at all.
>>>> 
>>>>>Nope, I just saw that episode tonight.
>>>>>In fact, he plays an *Italian* WWI spy.
>>>> 
>>>>I wonder if they were expecting the Italian Inquisition?
>>>> 
>>>>>Tia aka it was a good one, tho'...
>>>>Jamus <=== I heard Tia was a good one ...
>>>Tia aka I *am* a good one.
>>James <=== Well, come on over to my place, I'll pick up Gina, and we'll
>>	eat a few Renoirs...
>>
>>>BTW, Terry Jones also *directed* the episode.
>>Terry Jones directed the Italian Inquistion??
>Ratboy aka Bet you didn't expect *that*!
Tia aka I did.
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