From: eepmatt@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Matthew Friedman)
Subject: Re: Damnit, I'm sick of California!!!!
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 06:58:13 GMT

In article <25355@galaxy.ucr.edu> judson@watserv.ucr.edu writes:
>In article <25341@galaxy.ucr.edu> santafe@watserv.ucr.edu (michael a parisi)  
>writes:
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># I'm sooo friggin sick of the rain, crime, police helicopters,
># Dennys in Hemet, buttkegs, bitchy kodaks, school, pig biology teachers,
># anal roommates, the stains on the carpets, the smells in the 
># bathroom, the idiots in wheelchairs in the labs, the reruns of the
># Simpsons, the stupid Deep Space Nine show, the lack of good 
># television, the sight of Clinton's daughter, the dog next door,
># the crooked lawyers, the drunk judges, the lack of chicken-fried
># steak after hours, the ugly sorority chicks who are fat and think
># they're hot, the sound of the bell tower at 12, the guy who keeps playing
># the same U2 song over and over again, the cold weather, the jerks at
># McDonalds, Wendys, Carls, Burger King, Arbees, Jack in the Box, Taco 
># Bell, Del Taco, Dairy Queen, and Krusty Burger, the arse holes that
># work in the registrars office, the girls that look like guys, the 
># guys that look like girls, the cat that peed on my facecloth, the 
># girl with the big mole on her ass, the putz in Iraq, the guy in 
># Moscow, the kid in Cape Town, the woman in Sydney, the jackrabbit
># in Ulan Bator, the snake in Helsinki, the zebra in my closet,
># the deformed canary in Panama City, the old Twinkee between my
># pillows, the rotting orange in my top drawer, the piece of pencil
># lead lodged between my skin and fingernail, the pus filled zit on 
># my eyelid, the burning sensation everytime I go to the bathroom, the 
># itch I always get in my crotch while I'm attending mass, the radio
># stations that keep changing their formats, the sperm bank that doesn't
># have an ATM, posting an article 6 times even though your machine tells
># you you can't do such a thing, cracked lips, blow-up dolls that won't
># put-out even though you took them out for dinner, nose hairs that keep
># making your nose itch, not wiping good enough after a good dump, running
># out of paper during those crucial dumps, throwing-up in bed, throwing-up
># on mom, seeing flies have sex and not being invited to join in, eating
># on campus, yeah yeah yeah
>
>Well, I'm sick of the news going down all the time, the damn smog in
>riverslime, that damn cat named Charlie, the next door neighbor who
>moved back into his house and kicked out the other people who were
>living there, the lack of close parking at school, the lack of any 
>parking near in front of my house, this damn computer which keeps
>making an annoying buzzing sound, the grass which is so muddy and
>ruins my shoes, that guy who doesn't know anything about computers
>and blames it's mistakes on a human, flourescent lights, Madonna,
>walking down the hall and seeing someone who looks familiar and wave
>to them but it turns out to be a complete stranger, flies eating
>shit, two time zones in Indiana, an incompetent Tsar, a Prince named
>Charles, a Princess named Di, chapped lips, pubic hairs that keep
>getting stuck in my teeth, the damn traffic that blocks up the road
>leading off campus, people who whine about their computers crashing
>and hope that by a miracle that their two hours of work that they
>did not save will reappear when the computer turns on, Presidents
>throwing up on Prime Ministers, this same old pair of underwear that
>I've had for the last three years that is as stiff as a chastity
>belt, girls who wear chastity belts, girls who wear clothes, girls
>who say "no" but really mean "yes," girls who say "yes" but really
>mean "no," girls who get raped because of the clothes that they are
>wearing, people who rape clothes because of the girl that they are on,
>convicts who get hanged and say "I'll see you in Hell" just before
>the floor is pulled out, executioners who say "Have a nice day" to
>the people who they are executing, these damn socks which makes my
>legs itch, that owl outside my window that says "what" instead of
>"whooo," that girl who doesn't know the difference between "what" and
>"who," the mice on my computers which always seem to get stuck, and
>people who always whine.
>

Hey! What's wrong with chapped lips?!!?

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