From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Skit writing contest....
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 04:59:36 GMT

hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:

>In article <nobody knows but the horse, and he's not telling>
>eccles flops around wildly :

>>jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>>>In article <1993Jan22.140710.5175@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes 
>>>|> |> Jos aka *ouch*! I need a doctor!
>>>|> |I see you need assistance. Can I be of any help?
>>>|> |Gina aka I can do more for you than that male doctor =)
>>>|> Huh? Get away from me, you devilish wicked woman! There's nuffin' wrong
>>>|> with me! Help! Don't touch me! I'm warning you, I'm a gastronomical
>>>|   ^^
>>>|....you said it.
>>
>>>Did NOT! I wanted to say `wif', yeah, that's it: `wif' I can't type the
>>>letter `t' after typing an `i' ... wif, wif ... `wif' that is ...

>>Gods, you sound like a certain Englishman.
>which englishman would this be then?
>are you speaking about *my* englishman?  or another
>one entirely?

Would I talk about yours? <innocence oozing everywhere>

>>>|> ninja! Well, actually my father was. I'll defend myself with Indonesian
>>>|            						   ^^again
>>>Did NOT! I wanted to type `willies', yes, `willies', it's givin' me the
>>>willies! 
>>The cooking is giving you willies? My god, thats the secret!
>>Thats why Smoin never gets worn out, he eats Indonesian food!
>nahh, he just drinks a lot of g & t's. is all.
And tequila and vodka and and and 


>>>|> cooking! And I won't say `litter bin' anymore! I love it that my leg
>>>|			     ^^again		        ^^again
>>>|> keeps falling off! and I hate my aunt Muriel! And I hate albatros pie
>>>|> anyway ... Help! Let go of that scalpel! No! No! Don't you dare ...
>>>|>Oh, but I DO dare...
>>>Don't come near me! I bruise easily, y' know. I must warn you! I'm alergic
>>>to canvassers! Help! Help! Someone do something! I dont' want an operation!
>>>I far too weak to have an operation! Help! help! Help!
>>Look, Jos its for your own good, I mean you can't wander aroudn the
>>streets like that, I mean, what would people say. Well, they'd say
>>"oi!" and "Hay you!" and "Darling, do it again, but harder"
>>We can't have this sort of thing destroying Western civilisation.
>>I mean, next thing you know, we'll be showing Gogzilla movies
>>in public and wearing our underwear.

>oh.  well, in some parts of the world they do it already.
>well, not the underwear bit, certainly but i feel sure
>i've seen a godzilla film somewhere around here.

Yes, but some parts of thw orld are in Hernland, and don't
count as civilisation :)


>>> I'm warning you:
>>>I'm gonna stand on one leg and I'll fart your national anthem towards
>>>your general direction! I'll say `hippopotamus' again!
>>Here is a list of words you cannot say:
>>B*M
>>P*NT**S
>>B*LG**M
>>S*MPR*N*
>>SN*GGL*B*NN**S
>>H*PP*P*T*M*S - thats a bughger to take the vowels out of.
>eccles, darling, you work far too hard.
I know, I'll just lay here for a rest... oooooo.


>>>|> Jos aka I'm not gonna say *t
>>>|Gina aka too late you already did

>>>Did NOT!
>>
>>>Jos aka I did not say `it' .

>(jos's ever-so interesting picture of a little
>man falling has, due to time concerns, been
>mercilessly deleted.  stay tuned for a 
>REALLY INTERESTING SIG!

*argh* Sacrilege!


>>Eccles aka I think you might of....
Eccles aka No answer

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