HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: The Truth.
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 92 02:47:29 EDT
Organization: People's Unitarian Collective Farm #349
Distribution: alt

In article <1992Oct7.063759.14679@mercury.cair.du.edu> elesatz@diana.cair.du.edu (Eric LeSatz) writes:
>
>WINDEX			       VODKA/TRIPLE SEC/BLUE CUOCRACAO/LIME JUICE

This is my favorite wildly erroneous attempt to spell "Blue Curacao"
of the week.

Try this at your local bar:

YOU:		"Gimme a Windex, my good man."
BARTENDER:	"Order a grown-up drink or get your butt outta here, asshole."
YOU:		"Oh.  Umm, a Fuzzy Navel?"
BARTENDER:	[yells]  "Yo, Mongo, time to earn a living!"
BOUNCER:	"You heard the man.  Get lost."
YOU:		"But..."
BOUNCER:	[Kick]  "And don't come back, fuckhead!"

ljd
oh, and keep this crap outta talk.bizarre while you're at it
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From: jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc)
Subject: David Ogden Steirs (was:Re: hate my peers (Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)))
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 01:02:11 GMT
Keywords: cascade in subject line

v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:

>In article <BvrrEp.8ot@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>> 
>>>In article <BvqD2L.FBr@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>} el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>} >mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>} >>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>} >>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>} >>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>} >>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>>>} >>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>} >>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>} >>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>} >>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>>} >>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>>} >>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>>} >>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>>>} >Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>>>} All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>Ya know, I miss Jane.
You MUST be insane!
From: ornoth@wonky.UUCP (David A. Liscomb)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: What is this group all about?
Date: 10 Oct 92 14:25:25 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.223222.11048@u.washington.edu>, richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>IN THE EVENT THAT YOU
>ACTUALLY DIDN'T EXIST, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT TESTS.

Does one find excremeditation in Chinese restaurants? I came, so to
speak, across the following fortune in my Fortune Cookie. I cast its
slack upon the waves, to return its slack a thousandfold:

        If you had your life to live over again,
        You'd need more money.

BIOFO! (Believe It Or Fuck Off)

-David/Orny Liscomb                  This package sold by weight, not
 Systems Fnordramming Team Leader    by volume. Some settling may occur
 MediQual Sysfnord Inc.              during shipment.
 Fnordborough, MA USA

Your_Insult: Everyone is going to arm with a squating artificial
             intelligence program-Lord or squirm when you loudly whine
             like a chump in a drum.
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From: ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy)
Subject: Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few
Keywords: cascade in subject line ignore
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 19:35:35 GMT

v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
[large cascade omitted]
>Here's a very bad rhyme!

how come everytime a cascade gets going, soemone has to go and put in
aline that says somethign to the effect of "this line does not rhyme
with the cascade"???   

do you know why???

  --amy
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From: Mitchell.Porter@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Mitchell Porter)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: $tangsellout sell out
Date: 9 Oct 92 04:58:27 GMT
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service


Reading an archive of alt.slack posts from 1989 there were a few mentions 
of Ivan Stang `selling out'. Can anyone tell me what this refers to?

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From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Subject: Re: snuggles
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 00:35:44 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>I'm only indirectly responsible--I wrote USENET.  Anthony started the thread.

>							-- K.

When you wrote USENET, did it write back?

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I just administer the news, I don't make or state policy.
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Give me a GIF of "Bob", or slack, or food, or KILL ME!
From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs)
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:53:17 NZST
Organization: ACCGEK, New Zealand
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

I *NEED* a GIF of "Bob". If you pay me $20, I'll allow you to post one, or mail
me one, or tell me where I can FTP one from. If you do it quick, I might even 
let you have a discount.
-- 
"I know everything I need to know -  'Bob' told me so!"

Anthony Hobbs		SCHWAibo		    hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Chief Lord High Priest, ACCGEK - Hail Frozen Yoghurt - Snuggles Loves You
DISCLAIMER: I am not Romanian and was not head of the Securitate for 15 years.
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From: iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b)
Subject: Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 20:54:23 GMT
Keywords: cascade in subject line

richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:

>In article <BvqD2L.FBr@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>} el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>} >mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} >>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>} >>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>} >>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>} >>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>} >>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>} >>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>} >>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>} >>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>} >>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>} >>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>} >>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>} >>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>} >>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>} >>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>} >Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>} All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>Perot goes swirling down the drain
'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
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From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: snuggles
Date: 15 Oct 92 12:43:12 NZST
Organization: ACCGEK, New Zealand
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

In article <Bw1oyo.DEK@world.std.com>, kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

> I'm only indirectly responsible--I wrote USENET.  Anthony started the thread.
                                                    ^^^^^^^ 

You faithless backslider. I remember you *distinctly* telling me that God was
really Snuggles. Why are you trying to bail out now when the GLORIOUS SNUGGLES
CRUSADE is about to TAKE OVER USENT? WIMP! The TRUE FOLLOWERS OF HOLY SNUGGLES
will RISE UP in JIHAD! We'll not only force you to REPENT your APOSTACY, but we
will find out once and for all WHO THE SMEG ANTHONY NEWLEY IS!!!

In the immortal words of ArchPope Donald Duck, "We'll see who's the monkey
around here!"

			- SCHWA.
(* only real people call me "Anthony" - know anyone that calls Kibo "James"?)
-- 
"I have everything I need to know - 'Bob' told me so!"

Anthony Hobbs		SCHWAibo		    hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Chief Lord High Priest, ACCGEK - Hail Frozen Yoghurt - Snuggles Loves You
DISCLAIMER: I am not Romanian and was not head of the Securitate for 15 years.
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From: system@freds.cojones.com (George W. Hayduke)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: N-Man #2- BECAUSE GOD ASKED FOR IT!
Date: 9 Oct 92 17:45:33 GMT
Organization: Bedlam Institute of Higher Learning

Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) writes:

> 
> BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT, and oh, yeah, that God person wanted it too, but as
> you all know god@heaven.com has been down for centuries and isn't getting ANY
> email (truth is the Man Upstairs is such a putz he can't seem to wrap his
> glowing head around UNIX)

tsk, tsk. They switched domains up there, you know. It's now
gh0d@pearly-gates.heaven.gov (wot with their defecit and all, they had to get
bailed out and all that).

But I hear "Bo" Gritz was going to mint them a $four trillion coin to pay for
it.

Which is a more flabbergasting mispelling? potatoe, or "Bo"?

What is the relationship between Sean Coates and Sean Ryan, anyway?


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From: sysadmin@lost.cojones.com ('Bart' Prentice)
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo
Subject: Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)
Keywords: cascade in subject line
Date: 8 Oct 92 19:15:40 GMT
Organization: The Nullspace Science Foundation

mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:

>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain.
>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
Flush this cascade down the drain.

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From: Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca (Charlie Gibbs)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Thought for the day
Date: 16 Oct 92 23:03:28 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

In article <16399@mindlink.bc.ca> Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca
(Jeremy Reimer) writes:

>You know those new Euro-demos for the PC, the ones that turn a 33Mhz machine
>into a capable copy of the 7Mhz Amiga through blood, sweat, and funky
>programming?

     Why else do you think the IBM/Apple alliance is called "Pink"?

>It occurred to me that life, that is, life as we know it, is really just a
>demo.

     And we all know what happens to demos when anyone's watching.

>Hit ESC to continue...

     There is no escape.  "Bob" took my keyboard.  I'll kill him.

Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca
"I'm cursed with hair from HELL!"  -- Night Court

Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Hey, you FREAKS
Organization: You're Ugly, Lazy, and Illiterate
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 22:31:23 EDT


FREAKS!!



handel "don't let it go to your head" low

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From: dsg@impmh.uucp (Dave Gordon)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: "Bob"damnit!
Date: 16 Oct 92 13:39:06 GMT
Organization: Integrated Micro Products Ltd

In <1bepgpINNmii@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> bm560@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Thomas D. Salyers) writes:
>Cascades are the worst slack vampires known to man.
Masquerades are the worst black dampers!  No!  Oh damn!
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From: Russell_Owsianski@mindlink.bc.ca (Russell Owsianski)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: YOUR INSTRUCTIONS...
Date: 14 Oct 92 02:09:36 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world


                YOUR INSTRUCTIONS:

GET a copy of 'THE BOOK' (the first edition, not one of the new ones)

LOOK at the INSIDE COVERS

SEE the hundreds and hundreds of tiny "Bob"s

DO NOT think about these tiny "Bob"s in any DRUG RELATED CONTEXT

GO to the stationary store and PHOTOCOPY those inside         onto full page
sticky labels

SCORE the sheet of "Bob" stickers with a sharp blade and a straightedge so
that they are EASY to separate

STICK these tiny "Bob" stickers to EVERYTHING YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON

STICK these tiny stickers over the president's face on MONEY and COINS

GO to the arcade and spend all your quarters playing PINBALL...
        BE SURE that there is a tiny "Bob" on EVERY QUARTER YOU SPEND

INFILTRATE government offices and the homes of your friends..."Bob" their
        pens and PENCILS..."Bob" the INSIDE of their MAILBOX

GO to the local LIBRARY and place a "Bob" on the LAST PAGE of EVERY book



---

        "I'll read some NEWS.  It'll help me to RELAX!

                                        .rn


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From: ballms@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu (BALLMS)
Subject: 39
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: bob moment #39 
Organization: Vanderbilt University
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 04:57:00 GMT

        BOB MOMENT # 39
---"Pass me that bottle of spirit cola. This should open 
the 'To On' synchro circuits in the posi-turbid mode.
LAST time the inner constraints on the harnesses weren't strong
enough, but this ought to do the trick and widen the margin without
losing strenght". 
  Turning to retrieve the cola, Rev. Haint ruminated a microsecond.
"Looks simple to me."
   "It always looks simple," Bob interjoculared, "when you see it as
there, but getting it to work past the conscious apparatus is the 
threshold goo we're dealing with here, even tho that's a total 
con hoot in itself... sigmund to noise ratio y'know".
  "I knew that!" Haint shot back, "Your're pulling that god damn 
old game of feedback reiteration schema distillation."
  "Well, your're learning", Bob snickered. Haint was in the pleased but
miffed mood of crack a nut drama.  Bob had opened the seal on the
bottle of spirit cola, the effervescent elixer that came in a million
flavors and unlimited ratios of elemental essences, and the spew
had already effected Haint.
  "God Damnit Bob!" Haint shouted suddenly. He picked up a kempo
stick and whacked Bob square on the head. Falling in a lazy 1/2
speed S curve, Bob struck ground and became smoke.
  Smoke became invisible without dissipating expansion.
  Left alone, but with plenty of pleasantly colored and expertly
programmed prana, astral displacement equations began revealing
themselves inside Rev.Haint's now resonate brain/mind/body
matrix. Looking for the right station, he found only leftovers,
cabooses in the distance, tunnels full of vapour possessed of 
questionable intelligences. Kali Yuga shells diddle-pottering
in their own wake. Generic paranoia flip-flop and ego
vibrating 180 degree grease poles were ever present, ready
to jump in with Mr. Malice sex himself, aka CONBlanKeT.
  "Careful now," thought Haint, his palate getting sweet
and tight, his inner head bulb swelling with the pleasant 
itching/scratch. He was used to those clowns, which was what 
worried him, but they also gave him enough friktion to rough
up the scouring pad of introspective vengeance. Soon the 
process would be over and new challenges would be evident
with a new Bob, a new chamber in mudball's trapdoor/ejection
seat mansion. 
  "It should take him a a few months," Haint mused to himself,
"Maybe even a whole cycle to recongeal in order to playgames...
instill knowledge...play asshold...catch on fire...distill
value essences from some obscure peak experiences..or simply
cloud me micro mirror."  
  Until then, Haint decided he would retranslate the Tao
Tech King.  

Rev. Ganglia Schwanstein    copywrite and allthat shit.91'

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From: rsvanc00@mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Homer J. Simpson, proto-SubGenius
Keywords: THE SUBGENIUS MUST HAVE SLACK!
Date: 9 Oct 92 04:10:42 GMT
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences

Well, whoever watched tonights episode of "The Simpsons" must have
noted the Over-Man Homer J. Simpson, developing his SubGenius/Yeti
heritage and Slacking off his Sundays, and away from the CONspiracy
Church and the dupes, including Flanders and his PINK CONtaminated
wife, Marge!

YI! YIP YIP YIP! HOORAY FOR HOMER! SLACK OFF! REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB!
GIMME SLACK, OR GIMME FOOD, (or kill me by voting Bush/Quayle '92)

PRAISE JEHOVAH-1! PRAISE J. R. "BoB" DOBBS! PRAISE BILL CLINTON!!!!!

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From: feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Subject: Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few
Keywords: cascade in subject line ignore
Reply-To: a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 21:09:30 GMT

ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
} >} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >} >mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
} >} >} ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
} >} >} >do you know why???
} >} >} I could just die!!
} >} >you make me cry
} >} Here's mud in your eye!
} >dan--you lie!
} what do you know, you're jsut a guy!
i try and try...


-- 
  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
 a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters

   The opinions expressed above are those of the author and not CCSO
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Pinkness and the lingo
Organization: X-Fire!  X-Fire!  X-Fire!
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 22:20:47 EDT

All right, just what is pinkness?

I don't understand this lingo that apparently has been instituted

(Whoa-ho!  Warning!  INSTITUTED!!)

by this newsgroup in its discussions on slack culture.


handel "awwwwww-YEAH" low


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