From: cl129424@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Subject: Me, George, Hillary & Ross
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 15:37:07 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

> Since we are on the subject of Joe Montana, maybe we should discuss
> some of his antics while in N. O., LA
> 
> Sat. Sept. 26, 1992 Approx:  7:00pm
> Cats Meow - The corner of Bourbon Street and St. Peter
> 
> Smokin' Joe should be called Joe "The Lush" Montana
> 
> He is in the bar partying with John Taylor at a 3 for 1 happy hour special.
> (For those unfamiliar with this you get 3 drinks for the price of 1)  He is
> no sitting and sipping on cocktails, he is slamming beer and shots like
> they are going out of style.  He starts dancing and partying buying drinks
> for the bar and tipping the bartenders heavily.  Hey Joe way to help
> the N. O. economy.  It starts getting late and some of the other 49'ers
> (I imagine the playing ones) start to leave.  Its about nine, now.
> Well, Joe and John Taylor don't want to go back to the hotel, I mean why
> should they? It's not like they are going to play on Sunday night.  They
> continue to party in the French Quarter as we meander down to a strip bar.
> We begin to drink some more here and Joe starts giving dancers $10's and $20's.
> We leave the Quarter around 2am.  Hey Joe do you want to get back to the
> hotel?, asks John.  "Hell, no.  You take the limo, I'll take a cab.  See Ya"
> 
> Well, now its getting late and we go to a bar in the uptown part of N. O. called
> "The F & M Patio Bar".  Joe now is slammed drunk.  We go inside the bar and
> continue where we left off.  When people notice Joe is in the bar the women
> begin to flock.  Well, Joe is loving life with all these young co-eds all
> wanting a piece.  The Lush is now leaning against a pool table in the middle
> of the bar with his head bobbing for apples.  He would pop his head up and
> awaken for a minute when people would recognize who he was.  When he falls
> down in the bar, he is asked to leave the bar.  We catch Joe a cab and send
> back to his hotel.  This was about 5am.
> 
> At the game Joe was warming up some wide receivers and DB's and was hitting
> 50 yard pass patterns on a dime.  Well, so much for hangovers.  Hey, if
> the guy can drink for almost 10hours and then throw consistent 50yard
> passes.  More power to him - he should be in the HOF for just that feat.
> Well, I just thought some of the SF fans would like to know what their
> hero, Joe "I'm a big LUSH" Montana, was doing while in N. O. away from
> Jennifer and his beloved fans.  It's just a good thing he doesn't have
> to come back for a while.
> 
> This is a first-hand account of my experiences w/ Joe.  I met him in
> Cats Meow and then went out with him after.

        It's too bad you or any one else had a camera. Just think of the
money that some tabloid might pay. Does going out and being seen by some
fans one time at a bar,being buzzed mean that you are a lush? Damn I'm
glad I'm not a celebrity, cause you would be calling me all kinds of nasty
little names. Was Joe doing anything unfaithful to his wife? Was he just having
some fun? By the way how many did you have? Are you sure it was Joe?
You know this reminds me of a time not long ago when I went to a Hash
Den in Amsterdam and I wittnessed George Bush dancing with a topless
Hillary Clinton while H. Ross Perot was shooting up heroin in the corner.
Damn I wish I had  camcorder then!


                             -doug THE dolfan-

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