From: scg@bashan.cs.wisc.edu ( Scg)
Subject:  Lots happened to mutlu-bitc-malak
Organization: U of Wisconsin Madison - Computer Sciences
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 09:34:08 GMT

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From: UCNICK@UMUC.BITNET <Nick Gavrielatos@harvard.harvard.edu>
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Subject:     Lots happened to mutlu-bitc-malak

>Now I KNOW that Hasan would never make such a tragic mistake of (mis)spelling
>his country's name like that, would you Hasan? Of course not, he always writes
>Turkiye!Does this mean that Nikos Gavrieletas has fulfilled his promises :-) ?
                                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^ 

You killed my name, but that's ok... :-) No problema! Pou les 
dike mou, mutlu is in Holland now transferred there from his 
job at at&t because I warned him a few times that me screw his
dirty-ass, but mutlu no listen... 

of course I found and have
his phone number, let me know if you want to call him and wish
him merry christmas in Dutch... you need to tell him with Dutch
accent the phrase "ANDE GAMISSOU MALAKA". Yeap, Yeap, that's 
Dutch for Merry Christmas, but for mutlu-bitch-malak only!

As far has having my promises fullfilled, well, you know...
you have to keep on moving forward all the time... :-) 

We've seen hakanites, corasses, mutludes, argchidia, we've 
seen them all... they are all the same piece of ass... 
take one and beat the other... and I'll make sure I keep 
on doing that...

Ah, among the nice jokes I played on mutlu a few times, my 
favorite was one that was suggested to me by a fellow netter.
So I called a funeral home and had them knock mutlu's door and
told him that they were there to take the mutlu body... They 
told me on the phone that the man was surprised to hear that, 
and told them that he was mutlu, and that he wasnt dead! 

Ha ha ha! Well, I made sure to call him early next morning
(around 4:00am) and told him that I am from the funeral office
and that he better have the corpse ready toonight, because 
we cannot waste our time again... we have other "business" too,
you know...  Ha ha ha!!! Mutlu didnt go to work that day...
I called him at the office all day, but no response... 

Yeap, yeap, I know, I am bad... but I am not that bad, and I 
hope he didnt hate me that much not to accept the ham and
bacon dominos pizzas that I had so often delivered to his place...
terrible... :-) :-) :-) 

He did accept however, what my cat sophie sent him in deep
appreciation one day... well, you know, she sent him something
intimate, something she leaves on her kitty-litter box every
day... oh yeah, she sent it return-receipt-requested too, she
now has a copy of mutlu's chicken track signature on file...

And I wont say much about the vacuum cleaner, the fax machine
and the bag of cement delivered to his place... :-) I think
htey are still looking for him and are asking for their money..:-)

Man, mutlu was fun, he made my inventive spirit grow for a
while... 

Anybody else wanna play??? It has to be a turkiyeki chick, 
and it has to have thick skin(that's so easy for them)... 
otherwise dont mess with dirt, it'll get you all over!!!

Nick Gavrielatos
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