HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cn573@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ray Henry)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Can I get a woman's attention with this?
Date: 12 Jan 1993 23:26:49 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


Right on, dude. There are lots of us decent types out here, we just
get lost in the shuffle.

Good luck.
-- 
"The time has come," the Walrus said,"to talk of many things;
of ships, and shoes, and sealing wax,
of cabbages and kings..."
                              --Lewis Carroll
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Preston?
Date: 5 Jan 93 21:43:22 GMT
Organization: Memphis State University

> "Doing this by (your)self" ??  Preston...  Are we
> supposed to understand that you're quite familiar
> with "doing that" alone?  
> 
> If only you had five more hands - you'd have
> a date for every night of the week, and you wouldn't
> need Rai or myself.
> 
> A question for you...  if Rai or I were to go buy 
> a bottle of Hershey's chocolate shell, would we 
> need a little bottle, or a BIG bottle (for you)?
> 
> Christine
> (picturing particular pieces of anatomy covered
>  with a hard chocolate shell...)
Christine-
Good Question!

-Rai.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi)
Subject: Re: Damn!
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 23:39:41 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.165949.4856@memstvx1.memst.edu> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>The sun is shining the birds are singing. NOT!

   This bird sings a tune
   Weathered feathers bright at noon
   Rai n makes me sing the more
   To be but a bird, not a boar

>
>It's raining here in Memphis... and no one like to be all wet and alone...

   And me in a birdbath with bubblebath too!?!  What a coincidence!  Now
if I could get these multicoloured sprinkles off me!

>Rai.
>__________________________________________________________________________
>"Damn, I wish I was your lover..."   


    If you only knew what that meant to me...  If I only knew what that
means to me?  Sometime we may never know what this means to anybody?
(now I get it! ;)

   songbird - far away as the bird never flies
From: kpadarthy@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: interesting people please
Date: 4 Jan 93 11:36:58 EST
Organization:  Wright State University 

	Where in the world is everyone. I leave for a few months and the gets 
practically empty. Well fear not because I am back and I plan to return the
net back to it's old form. I haven't been around for a while for reasons I can
not disclose right now but lets just say you can't keep a good man down for
very long because he always finds a way back in.
	So are there any of my old pals back or have they all disappeared.
Bonnie, those two Austrailian ladies, or anyone else that I may have come into
contact with via this little contraption. I seem to remember quite a few ladies
from Carnegie Melon over there in Pennsylvania. Even if we haven't met, we
probably should so drop me a line and we'll chat a whole. Who knows what will
happen. I'll discuss anything from sex to school. By the way Vera from WSU
I lost your e-mail address so get back to me and I will do the same. 
	For those of you who don't know me, perhaps I should fill you in on
what I am all about. I'm the guy all parents love to hate becuase I defy all
the laws of what a parent wants for there "little girl". I tellit like it is
and don't BS to much and I love to have fun and make people laugh. I come on
kind of rough at first but get to know me and you'll like me more than likely.
I am not to short, not too fat, not too tall, and not too short. I would say
my looks are descent but not my strongest attribute. I love to talk and have
fun and I really have nothing to hide.(except why I haven't been on the net
lately, because that could get me in more trouble) I can talk about anything 
and keep it quiet so feel comfortable when talking to me. I have never been
married and if things continue as they are I probably never will be.
	Well thst is enough for now. Interested and intersting people respond.



							I'll tell you later

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From: an5382@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Who reads this newsgroup?
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc,alt.personals.bondage,alt.personals.poly,alt.backrubs
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 10:19:08 GMT


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This is a quick survey just to find out who reads this newsgroups by
nationality and gender. If you are interested in participating, just send me
a two word message stating your nationality and gender, for example,: 

French, female

It is that painless!! Thanks for your time.

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From: ap.2819@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SM seeking female friends in N. Del area
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.2819@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 93 17:14:54 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Hi, there, did you have a wonderful holiday season, or just so so?
Here you have a chance talk to a guy from Asia, finished his college, now work
as a programmer yet curious about how women think about this world.  It always
interests me to know what's in your mind.  How do think about dating, love,
friendship, marriage, and family?  How do you enjoy life, or not enjoy life?
It's too important to talk to someone about their life because they'll give you
brand new perspectives which broden your horizon of doing.  I found that women
understand this world far better than men, do you agree?
Oh, I'm 38, 6'1", like reading, travel, sports, conversation, music, drawing,
dancing, I believe life exists in doing things.  
Thanks for your attention, and drop a line if you like to share your thoughts
with me.           

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From: info@ccsvax.sfasu.edu (SFASU Anonymous account)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: who's a hunk that sounds like a bell....
Date: 6 Jan 93 17:13:05 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

In article <1ide0aINNfn@flash.pax.tpa.com.au>, anon.268@pax.tpa.com.au wrote:

> Are your tantilizing tities titalated by my most magnanamous motion of
> offering oblation of my over-sized organ????
> 
> Are your pretty purple panties damp, decadent and depraved????
> 
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From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu (*R*A*I*)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Cupcake...
Date: 11 Jan 93 10:33:31 -0600
Followup-To: poster
Distribution: na
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1993Jan9.054043.4163@mtu.edu>, rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi) writes:
> In article <1993Jan8.093126.4939@memstvx1.memst.edu> uswoodall@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>>In article <4894.1636.uupcb@synapse.org>, doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko)  writes:
>>> From: doug.hewko@synapse.org
>>> 
>>> **.From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu (*R*A*I*)
>>> **.In article <546700003@peg.pegasus.oz.au>, mshivac@peg.pegasus.oz.au writes:
>>>>
>>>> Chocolate icecream is my favourite
>>>   .With Lots of Whipped Cream!!!
>>> Don't forget the cherry on top!!!! <g>
>>>  . 1st 1.01 #574 . Divers do it deeper.
>>Oooooo, I think I am going under.
> 
>    Depth charge Mr. Sulu!  We need more froth not more nuts!
I think you should check the gender of the above line poster. She might be
offended.

Rai.
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"There's things that you guess, And things              R A I
that you know. There's boys you can trust,           Raina Weinberg
and girls that you don't, there's little       Memphis State University
things you hide, And little things that            Memphis,Tenn. USA
you show, Sometimes you think you're gonna 
get it, But you don't and that's just the
way it goes."  _George Michael_              MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
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From: degentes@gutenberg.ecn.purdue.edu (Drew T Degentesh)
Subject: TARA@LEGEND.AKRON.OH.US, HELP PLEASE!!
Followup-To: poster
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:01:56 GMT

Thanks for responding to me, but I cant get back to you for some reason.

Please send me another note with some idea as to how I can mail to you
(do you have another account with a .edu ending??)

If worse comes to worse, send me you postal address and I'll actually
write you a letter!!


				Drew  

				degentes@mn.ecn.purdue.edu

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: R9S@ECL.PSU.EDU (Roberto G Sung)
Subject: Re: gee..what no mail anymore?
Organization: Penn State Engineering Computer Lab
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 93 19:30:56 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <1993Jan9.113308.25749@fuug.fi> an3860@anon.penet.fi writes:

> Gosh, I guess there is no more mail for me to reply to regarding
> the talk about sex ? I meant take it slow but do write I will try
> to respond to you..if you so desire...
> I will not respond to stupid questions like "hi.." or "hello" and
> nothing else..

oh, c'mon. some of us Nice Guys are too shy to strike up a conversation,
well not a meaningful one at least.:-) what say you publish excerpt of
the jewels you've received, or better yet, set us up in a staight
line and you'll sure get us hooked.
with due respect, roberto
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From: jps8@po.CWRU.Edu (James P. Schwonek)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.sex
Subject: Re: looking for.......
Date: 12 Jan 1993 01:26:01 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: jps8@po.CWRU.Edu (James P. Schwonek)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc12.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, jdunbar@sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu (Jonathan Dunbar) says:

>Hi,  I hope that speacial someone gets this.  I`m 26 and just out of college for
>a year now.  I live in the Berkeley area.  I`m looking for someone to spend time
>with and most of all someone I can cuddle and show affection to (some in return please).  I have two cats, but they just can't hug back.  Well, I could post all
>that usuall stuff about how cute I am, and my weight (165lbs). Actually I really
>do keep myself looking trim and squeezable.  I have gotten over my last love
>( 6 months since ) and I'm ready to move on and live again.  I'm into a lot of 
>different things.  I like going out hiking, movies, dancing, and cycling.  I 
>would like so much to hear from women who are looking for a REAL relationship,
>not just a quick fling.  I don't smoke or drink, so if you do, you`ll definately
>find me BOARING.  Oh, I`m 5`11" and a mix of African/Irish/ and Native Crow
>blood.  Yep, I really look remarkable......well in a nice pleasant way.  I`m
>educated in physics and astronomy, but I never lost my humanity or humor.  I do
>wish to hear from you.  So if you are looking and living in the San Fransisco
>area, drop me a line.
>
>
>Jonathan
>

GIVE IT UP, MAN


-- 
James P. Schwonek                         "One lesson, Nature,
SGI Iris Administrator/Programmer          let me learn of thee."
CWRU School of Medicine                           --Matthew Arnold
jps8@po.cwru.edu root@dpbiris.phol.cwru.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: petitc@nuge111.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Wildest Dreams:  A Game Show for S*F's Only
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 21:01:20 GMT

 * fade in to a glittering stage, with a podium and thundering applause.  We
hear an announcer start *

 "...And now, here he is, our host...none other than...Chris Petit..."

 * thundering applause *

 * I take a mike which appears from nowhere *

 Are you looking for a guy?
 Are you looking for a passionate man who will care deeply for you?
 Do you seek deeper honesty and openness than you ever thought possible?
 Do you like a bit of craziness in life?
 Do you want to take over the world?

 If the answer to the first four questions is yes, you may have found something
that exists only in YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!!

 If the answer to the last question is yes, I'll get back to you in a year or
two, once I'm finished. 

 * thunderous applause *

 Now, I'll tell you how the game is played.  First, I'll describe myself to
you.  Then, if it appeals to you, you can reply.  If you like the reply I
send back, who knows what could happen.  Good luck!

 * announcer quietly begins... *
 
 "And now, our host will describe himself..."

 * a hush settles over the crowd. *

 Now then.  I am indeed honest with my opinions---I will freely compliment
you if I feel it, but I will tell you if I don't feel this way.  Also, I am
very open (perhaps too open) about who I am, my hopes and dreams, and about
my feelings.  My emotions run deep and powerfully, like the great blue ocean
when a hurricane slides over it.  Yet, I am always quick to forgive, and rarely
hold a grudge.  Some people have said that I have incredible gifts of wisdom
and insight, but I feel it's just intuition.  Cats truly appeal to me---I adore
them.  However, I can tend to be cynical sometimes, as well as a bit stubborn.

 I live in the New York area.  And lastly, I am only moderately religious and
don't smoke or drink.

 Now, if this appeals to you, all you have to do is hit the 'r' key and say
some comments.  Don't worry---you will be judged fairly upon who you are and
what you say, not how you say it.  If you're not sure, I ask you---what have
you got to lose?

 * announcer begins again... *

 "Will the Host meet a special lady?  Will you find true love?  Only time
will tell."

 * screen fades to black *







 P.S.  I decided to post a personal ad so we have at least ONE running around
on the board.  :&)











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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,soc.penpals
From: billma@utoday.com (Bill Mallon)
Subject: Re: Testing...please read :)
Reply-To: billma@utoday.com (Bill Mallon)
Organization: CMP Publications, Inc.
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 93 02:23:25 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.183113.6538@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, jjehl@lonestar.utsa.edu 
(Jeff D. Jehl) writes:
> Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,soc.penpals
> Path: utoday!uupsi!psinntp!rpi!gatech!swrinde!ringer!lonestar.utsa.edu!jjehl
> From: jjehl@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jeff D. Jehl)
> Subject: Testing...please read :)
> Message-ID: <1993Jan4.183113.6538@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>
> Summary: BS
> Keywords: BS...and everything that will waste your time...
> Sender: news@ringer.cs.utsa.edu
> Nntp-Posting-Host: lonestar.utsa.edu
> Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
> Distribution: usa
> Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 18:31:13 GMT
> Lines: 6
> 
> Hello, world *er...U.S.*
> 
> PP
> 
> 
> 
Hi from NY.

I am endeavoring, maam, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit, using stone knives and bearskins. --Spock
Humble Typesetter
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Damn!
Date: 4 Jan 93 16:59:49 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

The sun is shining the birds are singing. NOT!

It's raining here in Memphis... and no one like to be all wet and alone...


Rai.
__________________________________________________________________________
"Damn, I wish I was your lover..."   

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: phantasm@iastate.edu ()
Subject: Greetings Phantom...
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 22:38:35 GMT

Always a pleasure to meet one of your disposition...

Fortune to you...

phantasm
From: rlk@underprize.think.com (Robert Krawitz)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Damn!
Date: 11 Jan 93 10:10:12
Organization: Thinking Machines Corporation, Cambridge Mass., USA
	<1iq9urINNes7@golem.wcc.govt.nz>
NNTP-Posting-Host: underprize.think.com
In-reply-to: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz's message of 10 Jan 1993 23:02:51 GMT

In article <1iq9urINNes7@golem.wcc.govt.nz> parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:

   In article <RLK.93Jan5085457@underprize.think.com>, rlk@underprize.think.com (Robert Krawitz) writes:
   >In article <1993Jan4.165949.4856@memstvx1.memst.edu> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
   >
   >   The sun is shining the birds are singing. NOT!
   >
   >   It's raining here in Memphis... and no one like to be all wet and alone...
   >
   >Yeah, but it's WARM!

   oh dear oh dear ... it's a hard life.  Here in Wellington the sun is
   shining, the traffic's roaring (no doubt the birds are singing in the
   suburbs where there are trees) ...

   It's a beautiful day and I do believe Summer's finally here ... don't
   blink, you might miss it.

Well, the great thaw is over, folks...I look outside and I see white
fluffy stuff, and I had to brush it off my car this morning.
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From: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Mark Giovannetti)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GIFs or JPGs?
Date: 8 Jan 93 21:22:38 GMT
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa

In article <1993Jan8.205051.13107@emr1.emr.ca> gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (jgg) writes:

>	Yeah Mark ... I think I saw your face sculpted in the
>	foam of a roughly poured Guiness once.  :-)  (I think
>	you were passed out in the corner, swilling pez like
>	a drunken sod at the time)  ;-)
>

It wasn't me! I swear! I don't what they put in that batch of
PEZ, but I wasn't drunk. I think this is a case for the PEZ Narcotics
Control Squad. Heck, I might even have to call in Evil Twin Skippy
to have a few 'words' with some individuals around here.

[grin] {snicker} Jamie, you are a Bint.

:-)


-- 
---
Mark V. Giovannetti                    These are my opinions.
E-mail: giovannetti@ccrs.emr.ca
                                       Smile, you'll feel better.
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From: jjehl@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jeff D. Jehl)
Subject: Re: SWF iso S*M, Illinois
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 08:21:25 GMT

In article <CMM.0.90.4.726650989.jdias@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> Jenny D Iasen <jdias@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> writes:
>
>The following post is for a friend who does not have access to e mail.
>Please, include your snail mail address or phone number in your reply, if
>you'd like to hear from her.
>
>I'm a single white female, 24 yrs, average height and weight. I am a car
>driver for an elderly person. I have no ties and I am sometimes lonely. Love
>to try new things. If interested, drop me a line with your address and/or
>phone number.
>Sincerely,
>Polana
Let me tell ya, ya gotta WORK for my phone #...


Spec

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: ronan@ug.cs.dal.ca (brian c ronan)
Subject: Re: pick up lines
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 04:50:21 GMT

>In article <1i8djvINN8et@charnel.ecst.csuchico.edu>, bjames@ecst.csuchico.edu (Robert James) writes:
>> 
>>    How about :
>>    
>>       If I could control the alphabet I'd put "I" next to "U".
>> 
>> 

>	Anyone who would actually try that one deserves the kind of woman who
>would fall for it.

Has this STUD/SUPERMODEL contributed any of his/her lines or I
suppose they are so great they are the ones we losers use the lines on.
What exactly is wrong with this line...hell I used the classic
"Wanna Fuck!!!" and got a damn good relationship out of it..(and NO
not based on sex and the reason it worked was more or less the shock
of me saying to her)...as well are you the same guy/girl who shot down
a previous line posted here....come on pick up lines are supposed to
be funny, not really serious...they show the guy/girl that your nervous
too and just wanna get to know them...lighten up...use one of these
and get a SO okay...


					Brian

--
	I may not be handsome but damn I'm handy
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: Okay, guys, answer this one for me....
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 22:31:34 GMT


In article <C0K0KD.MCw@news.cso.uiuc.edu> mr55371@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KittyKat) w
rites:
>
>I'm sitting here reading my newsgroups, and once again I come across a
>"SWM ISO BiWF" (or something like that) ad.
>         ^^
>So here is my question. If you are a guy, why do you care if the woman
>answering your ad is bisexual?  (Optional question 2:  Do you really think
>that just 'cause a woman is bi she is going to hop in the sack with you and
>one of her girlfriends?)
>
>This ISO BiF stuff screams out that one is probably just looking to "talk
>dirty" with some woman about her experience with another woman.  Sorry folks,
>it just doesn't work that way.


Hey Bitch! Lay off the guy!  He's got as much right to look for someone
of that nature as you do.  Just cause you've had no luck finding a bisexual
guy( so you can get porked twice in one setting) doesn't mean you have
the right to play net cop.

  BITCH!!!!
-- 
"Nobody tells a Navy man when he's had enough to drink, cause only a Navy man
 knows when he's had enough to drink!"
-Steven J Orlin   sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu  /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: phantasm@iastate.edu ()
Subject: Greetings Toph...
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 22:33:33 GMT


Toph, cs151kx@lamar.colostate.edu writes:

>      Anyone who begins a message with 
>      Greetings,
>      has to have something stuck somewhere that it absolutely should
>      not be stuck.  Greetings. . .pff ha shiii, get a life

>    Lates

I know you are the foremost expert on things of this nature, Toph, but
you missed the mark this time...

I'd ask to share a portion of your life, but I would rather have none at
all...

Until again...

phantasm

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: will@dekalb.dc.peachnet.edu (Beldin Feldegast)
Subject: Re: Was Princess in search of Prince
Organization: Mallorea
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 03:57:16 GMT



>  Oh look, the David Edding's squad has popped up...  ;)
>
>			Chris

Hey, watch it, or Polgara or myself might turn you into a radish! ;^)
Nothing personal! ;^) Beldin has been me nickname for over a year now, 
don't ye know!


Of course, if this gets anymore cloying, I think I'll vomit!! ;^)



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