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Subject: Church of Spam Newsletter
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Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz)
Subject: A Discordian Wedding
Summary: Any Ideas?
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 02:21:57 GMT

Does anyone have any ideas about what should be in a Discordian Wedding?
Please don't limit yourself to the possible or plausible.
I'm going to be in a wedding on a MOO (basically, a textual virtual reality)
and would like the ceremony to be Discordian.

ERISHMC Elder Max Flax Beeblewax, KSC
Tesser on LambdaMOO
aneristically known as:
-- 
Denis/Tesser M Moskowitz        Jen feroca malbona kuniklo; rigardu liajn
dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu  sovagxajn vangharojn, kaj liajn ungojn kaj
This Is Realtime!               lian faldan voston.
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: geffy@access.digex.com (Geff King)
Subject: Re: A Discordian Wedding
Followup-To: A Discordian Wedding
Keywords: Unaussprechlichen
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, Maryland USA
Distribution: Costing hundreds if not thousands of dollars to send everywheres
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 17:09:15 GMT

In article <Bw0FLt.t4@access.digex.com> minx@access.digex.com (minx) writes:
>
>You don't need to stress it.  It's quite obvious.  You are in serious need
>of a good mindfuck.
>
>Try getting married in the D. of C. I did two weeks ago. One Discordian
showed up. Now I understand the true significance of at least _one_ gift.
>
geff(y@access.digex.com)

>Helpfully,
>Minx
From: owen@autodesk.com (D. Owen Rowley)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Principia Discordia
Date: 7 Oct 92 17:40:42 GMT

In article <1asoosINNns0@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, wxs@po.CWRU.Edu (W.charles Simciak) writes:
> I have some scanned images from the Principia Discordia, including
> the Sacred Chao, the Order/Chaos Machine.  (Forgive me, it's been a while
> since I re-read it.) Also Saint Gulik, and other goodies in a MacPaint format.
> If anyone is interested, lemme know and we'll figure something out before
> the conspiracy sees fit to make my files disappear.

If they are not huge size files, why not uuencode 'em and post em.

LUX ./. owen

--
D. Owen Rowley {uunet,fernwood,sun}!autodesk!owen

  " It will be a cold March 17th that I celebrate the imposition of
	Romes rule, on Pagan Ireland. Erin go ppphhhhhttttttt! "
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: donnell@mantaray.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous)
Subject: Re: There hasn't been a DECENT <nevermind> yet!
Keywords: Slammy Spoo Vast Herb Crayons Overall
Organization: none
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 23:57:18 GMT

In article <1992Oct3.124915.27400@news.acns.nwu.edu> jamie@sally.acns.nwu.edu (James R. Groves) writes:
> Zap! I haven't seen a spermwhale like him since world war 4! Go on, take a 
>bite, it might kill you, but it will most certainly play into my Hanson was a
>coal-miner, lean and tough as Nails, fake Nails, this is the problem with
>society if you look at it MY way!!!!! Don't vote for the party that doesn't
>
>So, where have you all been? What cabals exist out there and how many double
>agents have infiltrated this newsgroup so far??? Any OFFICIAL watchers??
>Prey on the plants, they don't run away! Speaking of kittens, panties can be
>fun! Oh, and when was the last time you asked yourself THIS question???
>
>Plant Yer Seeds! How many of you do it? I do. EVERYWHERE. And harvest time is
>here, and this winter I will be allllllll set, cause I planted my seeds. All
>over this country, all over this land! Joy to the fishies in Filet'O'Fish joy
>to those named Mish!
> 
>                                                All Gone,
>                                                Rev. Loopi Spoonhead M.T.
>

Here is at least one Cabal.

the Sub-universal Temple of Omni Slack Scientists.
Erisian Liberation Front, Ed Wood Jr. Cabal

						--Judex--
				             P.O.O.T.I.S.

Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: donnell@mantaray.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous)
Subject: Re: Are there any real Discordians on this newsgroup?
Keywords: boring, bullshit, wannabes
Organization: none
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 00:15:53 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.162335.19238@news.nd.edu> mkelly@bronte.helios.nd.edu (michael kelly) writes:
> mather@sees.bangor.ac.uk (Paul Mather) writes:
>>
>>PS: I wonder what the Discordian equivalent of "Bobbies" is called?
>
>Eris-heads? DISCOdians? Apple-polishers?
>
>--
>+               Mike Kelly, Notre Dame Department of Physics                +
>+                                                                           +
>+ mkelly@happy.helios.nd.edu          "The more you drive,                  + 
>+ mkelly@undhe5.hep.nd.edu                 the less intelligent you are."   +

I believe the Justified Ancients of Mummu, refer to them as "Mummies".

					--Judex--
From: ballms@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu (BALLMS)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: pranks
Date: 8 Oct 92 01:09:00 GMT
Organization: Vanderbilt University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41




> .(BA>>discordia, subrants, oral roberts, baudelaire rimbaud thrown in 
>>a pile and see what it evokes..
>>ganglia
> 
>Perhaps a few chickens... you know... beaks.. feathers and all... the
>Republican National Convention just loves chickens...  and eggs.
---bork!
I should have voted for the big black tugbe BIRKBORKG! ganglia.
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Are there any real Discordians on this newsgroup?
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 14 Oct 92 02:41:25 GMT
Keywords: boring, bullshit, wannabes

donnell@mantaray.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous) writes:

> Doesn't this invalidate the idea of creating your own damn religion?
>Of course, for myself I know that the only real truth is excreted by the
>Great Squid, but I still ask that others form their own Heresies, and spread
>them.

It's actually the Medium-Sized Squid, of course.  Great Squid, pshaw.
Tell your friends!

-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again
From: dansk@ocf.berkeley.edu (Dan Shick)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Luck and netmsgs
Date: 13 Oct 1992 02:37:29 GMT
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: monsoon.berkeley.edu
Summary: well, luck and netmsgs
Keywords: buford, luck, netmsgs, masturbation

I'm really interested in hearing what fellow Discordians have to say on the
topic of luck.  Maybe it's silly of me, and maybe I've got cilia in my
intestines, but I think Discordians are more aware of the universe than 
most people (not to lapse into Richard Bach-ish lingo)... so who out there has
had intensely weird experiences where while you're thinking of a thing, it
starts coming into your life in palpable, documentable forms?  Synchronicity
and mind-world-shaping on a semigrand scale?  

Also, does EVERYONE on the net get the "Are you absolutely sure... this msg
will cost the net bux beyond belief" admonition every time we post?

Dan

"A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg" --Samuel Butler

"Chicago: The City That Works"

Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: mwlucas@vela.acs.oakland.edu (The Panicked Hamster)
Subject: Reality... (Was Re: Pranks?)
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 19:52:51 GMT

In article <Oct07.165839.58481@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> sa114984@longs.lance.colostate.edu (Steven Arnold) writes:
>In article <1992Oct6.153643.19878@vela.acs.oakland.edu>, mwlucas@vela.acs.oakland.edu (The Panicked Hamster) writes:
>|> 	Also, has anyone else seen _Reality is what you can get away with_
>|> by RA Wilson?
>	Yep, I saw it at Waldenbooks hidden away in the sci-fi section.  Is it
>really good or just so-so or what?

	In a nutshell:
	If you like Wilson's work, it's good.  If you don't, it's bad.

	In a slightly larger nutshell:
	RIWYCGAW is the script of a fictional movie.  It picks on just about
everyone equally and mocks about every extremist lifestyle--beatnik,
scientist, paranormalist, environmentalist, CSICOP, etc.  Whoever your are,
this book will point out some imbalance in your life.
	It's still vastly entertaining, however.  I posted a full-length 
review on a local newsgroup just days before alt.discordia was formed.
If you can get at the newsgroup ou.oofl through guest login or somesuch
thing, it's in there.


-- 
Michael Lucas				mwlucas@vela.acs.oakland.edu
Doom?
From: holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: M. U. 6-0
Date: 13 Oct 92 16:55:40 GMT
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder

Silly me, I for got to post football scores from Saturday.  Anyways, Miskatonic
University has won again, this time assuming the identity of the Arkansas
Razorbacks and defeating formerly forth ranked Tennessee by a score of 25 to
24.  The Things on the Door Step really risked exposure* this time by by playing
such a highly ranked team in front of a large audience, about 90,000, but they
pulled it off successfully.

The Academy of Applied Omniscience had the week off.

						Sincerely,
						Lieutenant Wilkes


* 	Officially, Miskatonic University's football program has been 
	discontinued.  But seeing as how all of their scolarship players are
	enrolled in the College of Espionage they have taken advantage of this
	and have used their skills to assume the identity of other teams.  They
	usually have to drug and kidnap the actual team the night before the
	game, then make make them believe that they have actually played the
	game themselves.  It's hard work, but they have compiled a good record
	for a team that doesn't exist.
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu
Subject: Re: Eris and God!
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 16:45:55 GMT

In article <91822@netnews.upenn.edu>, david@wal6000b.udc.upenn.edu (R. David Murray) writes:
> 
> Our Dining service has these nice little signs on each table that say
> 'please bus your trays'.  One morning there appeared on each table a
> larger sign nicely printed on florescent green paper that read as follows:
>  
> 
> 
>                PLEASE BUS YOUR TRAYS
> 
>            The Food You Don't Eat Today
> 
>       May be the Food that Eats You Tomorrow
> 
> 
>                 --Campus Crusade for Cthulhu

I prefer to leave a little food on my plate when I'm finished with dinner.  It
keeps me alert the next day.

						Sincerely,
						Lieutenant Wilkes
From: holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Poetry, I think
Date: 12 Oct 92 16:03:56 GMT
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder

Good morning, my rug burns are healing nicely.

Jack and Jill - as it might be interpreted by William S. Burroughs:

	Jack and Jill went uptown to fetch Big Susie, the pusher
	On the way back, poor Jack slipped through
	As his torso got caught on the axle
	His insides slipped out, and his eyeballs popped back
	With a schlupping sound from their sockets
	Jill giggled as she stared, and gleefully prepared
	For her affair with Smokey the Bear

						Sincerely,
						Lieutenant Wilkes
Xref: sparky alt.discordia:144 alt.slack:2574
From: houk@athena.cs.uga.edu (Joshua Houk)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia,alt.slack
Subject: Moot News #2 Forthcoming
Date: 10 Oct 92 16:26:38 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

Hi, folks.

Thanks to everyone who emailed me concerning Moot News For Modern Man
#1. If you have any questions, comments, gripes, death threats, tell
me. Hope ya' liked it.

Moot News #2 will be ready on the 23rd of this month. I think I've
already accumulated enough material for a new issue, so anything
I collect beyond now will make #2 better and better.

However - it was kind of a hassle to mail all the damn things out
last time (although it was an enjoyable hassle). Therefore, I'm
asking : does anyone know of an ftp site that I can upload this
to? I'm generally clueless as to guidelines for that kinda stuff.

Or - I might just post this to alt.slack and/or alt.discordia.
Would this be okey-dokey with everyone? Right now we're looking
at a 20k file (we won't be adding the Holy Temple Of Mass 
Communication News to the net version, as that would be
kinda redundant, but we will give a contact email address.
It's a mighty fine publication in its own right.)

Thank you. Your comments are appreciated...whoopee.

Bishop Joshua Calvin Mac(k) Daddy Riot Grrrl Houk, KSC, Esq.
Ninth Church Of The Pop Loser
<Okay - so maybe I am a velocity girl. So what about it?>
-- 
houk@athena.cs.uga.edu * email for rockin' indie-list info!
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: donnell@mantaray.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous)
Subject: Re: Cabals
Keywords: Stuart Little Cabal
Organization: none
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 00:19:39 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.212827.968@samba.oit.unc.edu> eddie@hermes.oit.unc.edu (Edward M. Averett) writes:
>The Stuart Little Cabal
>
>there are only two rules to be a member of the Stuart Little Cabal: 
>
>1) Absolutely No Being Mean. 
>2) Nix on Swiping Anything. 
>
>if you repeat these two rules to anyone (even your dog) and even partially
>believe them, then Welcome to the Cabal.   If you don't and want to still be
>a member of the Cabal, then we'll make an exception.
>
>(With all due respect to T.E. White and his wonderful characters and books.)
>
>
>				-eddie@legba.oit.unc.edu

Thought I should publicize my scrawny little cabal.

The Subuniversal Temple Of Omni-Slack Scientists
Uber-Squid division.

Pleasse contact me with any pertinent reports on UberSquid activity in 
your parts, "Bob"-sightings/smitings, Discordian bacchannal reviews and the 
like.

					--Judex--
                          Polybenevolent Omnifather Of Truth
				In Spandex. <P.O.O.T.I.S.>



Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: donnell@mantaray.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous)
Subject: Re: Eris and God!
Keywords: FNORD
Organization: none
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 23:53:05 GMT

In article <Oct05.192317.74729@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> sa114984@longs.lance.colostate.edu (Steven Arnold) writes:
>In article <1992Oct3.004553.19323@news.columbia.edu>, mac20@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Michael A Cecere) writes:
>|> 
>|> -Servants of Cthulhu
>
>	Has anybody ever seen that bumper sticker, "Campus Crusade for Cthulhu"?
>
>convictions make convicts, eh?

Isn't that the bunch with the followup Bumper sticker, "It Found ME"?

					--Judex--

Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: donnell@mantaray.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous)
Subject: Re: Principia Discordia
Organization: none
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 00:01:01 GMT

In article <1al5sbINNgsp@network.ucsd.edu> spl@szechuan.ucsd.edu (Steve Lamont) writes:
>In article <16875C220.MHART00@RICEVM1.RICE.EDU> MHART00@RICEVM1.RICE.EDU (mason hart) writes:
>>Does anyone know where I can find a copy?
>
>... it's everywhere... just look around you...
>
>>-- mason hart, rice u.
>
>red beans and rice to u too.
>
>							spl
>
>-- 
>Steve Lamont, SciViGuy -- (619) 534-7968 -- spl@szechuan.ucsd.edu
>UCSD Microscopy and Imaging Resource/UCSD Med School/La Jolla, CA 92093-0608
>"If you don't think people are this crazy, you need to move to LA!"
>                                     - Gary Stollman

No kidding. I have had my copy for 12 years, but I just saw a new edition, with
an obnoxious cover, at a local genre bookstore <Uncle Hugo's SF bookstore>.
Lots of copies!

					--Judex--
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Never Whitstle While your're Pissing
From: mcirvin@scws3.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 14 Oct 92 20:39:14 GMT

quin2215@mach1.wlu.ca (Frank Quinto u) writes:

>	I am Canadian and we are about to enter our season of total
>Discord...keep watching the tube for assorted Constitutional propaganda!!!!!

Indeed, the idea of voting for something whose final text you're not
even allowed to see strikes me as quite Erisian.  If you're lucky
it'll really be identical to the Principia Discordia (fifth edition).
Mmmmmmmm.

-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: confessions, confessions, supressions
From: jbfink@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (Adder)
Date: 9 Oct 92 11:02:32 -0500
Organization: Legion of Dynamic Discord

OK, I admit it fnord.

Not only do I whistle whilst I piss, but I also eat hot dog buns... without the 
hot dogs, on Friday or any other day.

adder
sex discordia and rock 'n' roll
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: djd0873@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (p r u n e)
Subject: Re: Principia Discordia
Reply-To: djd0873@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 00:27:52 GMT


>>In a previous article, mpython@kropotkin.gnu.ai.mit.edu (... and the flying
circus) says:

>>>I also have a .jpg of the Sacred Chao floating around  someplace...
>>>someone give me an FTP site and I'll upload it..
>>>
>>>			Dru'El the Chaotic (slightly silly)
>>>			POPE Worcester Discordian Society, Cabal of
>>>				the Unemployed.
>>>			Defender of the Faith,HDRC
>>>		
	Try putting the JPEG in the "incoming" on quartz.rutgers.edu, and tell
them to put the picture in pub/subgenius.


p r u n e        RIT        Roch. NY, home of Kodak, Jolt Cola, and many other
                            artificial chemical substances.
From: jher@wixer.cactus.org (Jher)
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Discordia Pictures
Date: 9 Oct 92 17:37:49 GMT
Organization: Real/Time Communications

Please do post said pictures as gifs...thanks.

-- 
Jher@wixer.cactus.org "Home of the superconducting, supermass, supercollider"
"We not only make new particles, we smash them into each other."
1-(235)-813-2134 "You stand in the way of the positron emmiter!"
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Thursday, 15 Oct 1992 02:37:35 EDT
From: <IO20650@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: Church of Spam Newsletter

Ahh but the Church of Spam was founded on the words in a SubGenius
Intructional Video Barage Tape.  For it was commanded that we go out and form
our own religion.  The Spam Newsletter is currently 17 pages, (1 week!) and
it's not even done yet!  BTW folks, for those of you who truely know Taunt, you
should receive it over the weekend.
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: w2lee@argo.acs.oakland.edu (Walter Lee)
Subject: Re: OH fnord SHIT!
Reply-To: w2lee@argo.acs.oakland.edu
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester, MI
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 15:32:38 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.200434.1@cubldr.colorado.edu>, holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu writes:
>In article <1992Oct7.093501.1@cubldr.colorado.edu>, holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu writes:
>> Damn! fnord  Someone has fnord apparently fnord installed a heavy duty fnord
>> fnord fnord inserter fnord on the VAX fnord.  I'll have to fnord disable it.
>> fnord
>> 			fnord			Sincerely,
>> 						Lieutenant fnord Wilkes
>
>Geez!  Disable a crummy fnord inserter and look what they do to you.  I haven't
>received any new postings for any of the newsgroups I read, and the menu for my
>news reader shows that I've been reading in newsgroups that I don't even have 
>the interest to look into.
>					Sincerely,
>					Lieutenant Wilkes

I really hate it when they get into my checkbook.
Don't you just hate it when that happens?


Walter Lee    wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu, lee@plex-1.ann-arbor.mi.us

Keep the Aspidistra Flying!
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
From: donnell@mantaray.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous)
Subject: Re: Dollar Bills & Fnords, Two great tastes that...
Organization: none
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 00:31:59 GMT

In article <1b1s3qINN9kg@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> cei@po.CWRU.Edu (Charles E. Ivy) writes:
>
>An open call to all those in retail:
>
>	Fnord them dollar bills. Over the pyramid or over the whole back.
>
>We recently received a fnorded bill as a tip, only to recognize the handwriting
>as being a fellow cabal member who had been out of the city for 4 years...
>
>Make everyone's day a bit more surreal...
>-- 
>Jendrahl Hassan Erikson, K.S.C.
>Conscious Erisian Avatar (4a), P.O.E.E. Chaplin, P.H.U.I. Cabal, Houston, TX
>Techno-poly diety, Symphonic Blunder-chile, and card-throwing pope.
>							- cei@po.cwru.edu

Another good one is to write "Uber-Squid" on the front, just over the 
presidents face. 
Gets the weiordest responses imaginable
.

					--Judex--
From: holt_c@cubldr.colorado.edu
Newsgroups: alt.discordia
Subject: Re: M. U. 6-0
Date: 14 Oct 92 18:57:53 GMT
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder

In article <1992Oct13.225246.13547@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu>, jbfink@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (Adder) writes:
> 
> 
> Well, I'm glad to see that my good ol' college of Miskatonic University, Main 
> Campus (Arkham, Mass.) has succeeded in yet another football game.  I don't 
> know exactly the college football rules about kidnapping and drugging other 
> members of teams, but hey; if it works, do it!
> Anyone seen the Miskatonic U. quarterback?  Tall as a city and wide as the 
> world, I swear!  Also got these weird tentacle thingies hanging from his mouth. 
> Freaky.  Plays a mean game of football, though.
> 
> adder
> maybe perhaps could-be hopeful wannabe KSC
> legion of dynamic discord
> jbfink@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (Miskatonic University, Ohio Campus)
> 
Hey, another alum.  I attended Miskatonic's College of Espionage, so you
probably never saw me, but I may have conducted surveillance on you.  There
were just so many it was hard to keep track.

						Sincerely,
						Lieutenant Wilkes
Newsgroups: alt.discordia