HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Hangin' with the Yappin' Gang
Date: 28 Jan 93 17:39:38 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA


Cranking Mission of Burma, designing a flyer in Lithos Black and Keith
Haring-inspired artwork, waiting for the laser printer. Singin those
"Aldus Hand Job Blues." ("oh why can't it cut and paste like a good
little app? oh why does it crash every 3 minutes?")

But I will always have complete and utter respect for Mark Alan
Stamaty for calling all those political teevee shows "The Yappin'
Gang".

I just read "Joe-Bob's Meaning of Life" which also talked about "The
Yappin' Gang" and how to rate the shows: anti-suntan factor,
boringness of set, total domination of the host, and lack of hair.

mr HEINOUS
what do you think is wrong with me?
I'm awake, I'm a man, that's what's wrong with me


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kevin@wicat.com (Kevin Vigor)
Subject: Short Sonic Confession
Summary: weasels rip my flesh
Keywords: die die die
Reply-To: kevin@elvis.wicat.com
Organization: WICAT Systems
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 00:05:57 GMT

Last night, I finally finished Sonic the Hedgehog 2. At the very moment
the evil Dr. Robotnik exploded, I felt a mighty fraternal bond, forged
through shared adversity, with the infamous cj. (despite, as you might 
note, the obvious gender problems; perhaps that should be a sororial bond?
siblial?)

-- 
		Peace & PopTarts, 
			Kevin
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Just when you though they might have lives...
Date: 22 Jan 93 18:54:22 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Ellison Chan (ynecelc@sx.mont.nec.com) wrote in rec.arts.startrek.current:
Subject: Re: DS9: Kira Fans

\ Well here's the lastest installment of the 
/ Kira approvers' list:

> ( Notice that the list has grown from 25 to 36 people)

\ Roland Besserer 		J.Marc Chabot
/ Gregory O. Harp 		Thor Iverson
\ Ellison Chan 			Louis Ting
/ Christian Gadeken 		Ken Papai
\ Johnny Piscitello 		Gayle Gamble
/ Rick Gualtieri 		Cameron Williams
\ Han-Young Huang 		Mary Ellen Foster
/ Don Rentfrow 			Douglas Parvin
\ Bernie Luger 			Neil Buesing
/ John A. Burns 		Sarah Simons
\ Danny Barnes 			Hans-nicolas Kenneth Janberg
/ Jeff Hochberg 		Vicki Holzhauer
\ Teebu Philip 			Drew Dowling
/ Somaiah Kumbera 		Martin Phipps
\ Jammer Jim Miller 		Keith Brown
/ Robert DeMillo 		Cory Padfield
\ Toby Padfield 		Jerome Paradis
/ Ivelisse Atiles 		Darren Gemoets

> -- 
> Ellison Chan, Comp. Sys. Analyst   
> HNSX Supercomputers Inc., NEC Corp.
> E-mail: ellison@SX.Mont.NEC.COM    

--
D. J. McCarthy (dmccart@gomez.intel.com)
"Whenever you come across something you don't understand, just think up an
 answer that SOUNDS as if it might work and forget about it."
                                      --Katrina Hill, alt.tv.red-dwarf, 8/19/92
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: peculiar sites
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 06:28:19 GMT

Yong-Mi Kim (kimy@cs.umd.edu) wrote:


: cshl.org  -  Cold Spring Harbor Labs

Do they have shfl.org as well?

% telnet euphoria.shfl.org

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"I tell everyone a different story...that way nothing's ever boring."              ---Jane Siberry
Current Album--Elvis Costello & The Attractions:Punch The Clock
Current Read--Dave Duncan:The Reaver Road
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: Obnoxious pillocks observation #1
Reply-To: rigler@dao.nrc.ca
Organization: DAO/CADC .
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 23:07:01 GMT


---
Rigler  "It is crazy as well since every god damned newbie 
         feels that they can make a ten word story." 
                                  -- Pat "Head on a Pike" Finnerty
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: souix follows gooleys lead....
Date: 21 Jan 93 12:55:12 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1993Jan20.191859.29522@scott.skidmore.edu>, ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe) writes:
> 
> 
>  Ah, well. Somone really took their lobotomy pills this morning,
> didn't they? Please. I beseech you. If you are trying to insult me,
> please at least spell my name correctly. 
> 
> here, i will spell it for you.   S-I-O-U-X  
> 
> NOT SOUIX, whatever *that* is. 
      ^^^^^
Pronounced "soo-ee", the standard pig call.
It's what drew him to you in the first place.

					--Joachim

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Out of Curiosity
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 25 Jan 93 00:22:25 CST



>The culture, I couldn't help noticing, was intent on consuming all 
>available resources and, ultimately, itself. I am willing to consider 
>alternatives.
>
>I have no joke. Just out of curiosity, does anybody know anything?
>
>-T

Move to Seattle. The culture hasn't gotten there yet.

jkc (BOOOWWW DOOWWWN to Washington...)
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: And the heinous substance of the day is
Date: 23 Jan 93 15:44:51 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1jmocaINN4i7@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
> 
> In a previous article, nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (posting for morrisas) says:
> 
>>Grape Crush soda.
> 
> Indeed, obviously she has never tasted Grape Nehi soda.

... nor NAIR.

Jason

> rp -- furthermore repondent sayeth not.
From: mbm3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN BERNARD MUSHRUSH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my all-time favorite porno movie title
Date: 24 Jan 93 02:56:10 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <gerald.727725975@gerald>, gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskob
oiny) writes:
>rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler) writes:
>
>>Richard White writes:
>>>R. S. Statsinger writes:
>>>>mathew writes:
>>>>|JANE HORVATH writes:
>>>>>>ramboner
>>>>|"Spurtacus".
>>>>The Fountainhead....
>>>On Golden Blonde.
>>
>>Lethal Wettin' 3
>>Sister Packed
>>Beauty on my Beast
>>Christopher Cunnilingus
>>Universal Scrotum
>
>Indiana Joan
>
You forgot...
Honey I Drilled the Kid
Alladin II - Rub the Genie the RIGHT Way
Boomerang
Bend Her (It's a classic.  Think about it.)
Sperminator II
Ramblow
Pee Wee Herman's BIG Adventure (Shot on location right at the theater.)
Die Hard
Die Harder
Die Me Harder, Baby
Octopussy
BustStop
Any HitchCock film
Forever Hung
Regarding Henry...(or Fred-See Re:funny names for private parts)
Raising Arizona
A River Runs.
Horizontal Dances With Wolves
The Little Barmaid
The Black Stallion
Return of the Black Stallion (He comes again.)
Whacula
Jaws
The Extinguished Gentlemen
Malcolm XXX
Jennifer Ate
Lust of the Mohicans
Lord of the Button-Flies
and of course...
Scrotal Recall

-M., sol, csa, Jim, ahpah
From: zgilbert@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE DIVINE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Date: 26 Jan 1993 02:48:35 -0500
Organization: crystallized time
NNTP-Posting-Host: titan.ucs.umass.edu

mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>[Tonnes of blather]
>                                           Robert E. McElwaine
>                                           2nd Initiate in Eckankar

You know, I always wondered that the name of the "spiritual" organization
is Eckankar,
and the name of the entities in Madeline L'Engle's _Wrinkle in Time_ series
who were the source of ultimate evil
is Echethroi.

Coincidence?  I'm not going to risk it.

--Zvi
zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Pictures of Jap Girls in Synthesis
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 17:48:58 GMT




		 \
  ==================
    ELECTRICAL    \
     PYLON LEG --> \    O
		    \ _____/ <-- SON SHAKING LEG VIGOROUSLY
		     \   \
		      \   \..../     WET MUDDY GROUND
		       \  /:                |
			\/  :_              V
  =============================================================================


And that's why I had to kill them all.
From: nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Message for LORDSNOOTY
Date: 25 Jan 93 22:08:36
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: birch.cs.berkeley.edu

>>> 'Malappopiapism'
>> "malapriapism."
> malapropism + inappropriate + priapism.
> totally missed the point, YurtBoy old son.

In the same spirit of maxpriapunnation, I have constructed a towering,
  incredibly obscure 653-page monolith of n-tuple-entendriality.  
Space does not permit me to quote it at any meaningful length here.
However, I will reveal five words from Chapter 16, which describe,
  among other things, my mental state at 3:19 pm on 21 Dec 1977:

theee SPHYGMOMANDPOPtartaundrymeter lockstockbrokending My Latido-Chicagopera

--
...							jj@cs.Berkeley.EDU
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Shakespearean complaint
Date: 22 Jan 1993 19:36:25 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>Blair P. Houghton writes:
 
>> William Shakespeare and Elvis Aaron Presley were
>> photographed today eating scooter pies in the
>> sauna at the Baidoa Hilton.
 
>> 				--Blair
>> 				  "I have the negatives."
 
> This can't possibly be true.  Elvis doesn't like scooter pies.
> 					--Joachim
This can't possibly be true. The Post Office has issued a stamp in
commemoration of Elvis and, since their regulations prohibit the issuance
of such for a live person, he must, therefore, be dead.

rp -- Q.E.D.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tlb2665@usl.edu (Burleigh Thomas L)
Subject: The Best of Rictus Rep
Organization: University of Southwestern Louisiana
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 19:28:08 GMT

Does such an animal exist?  Can it possibly be posted?

Tom "not-a-ten-worded-intended" Burleigh

--
 _____           _                         | InterNet: tlb2665@usl.edu
   |   _  __    |_|     __  |  _  .  _  |_ | Voice: (318) 261-1414
   |  | | |||   | | | | | ' | |-' | |_| | ||"Reality is a collective
   '  '-' '''   '-' '-' '   ' '-' ' ,_| ' '|hunch." -- Lily Tomlin
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Shakespearean complaint
Date: 24 Jan 1993 06:20:24 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: nasdaq.intel.com

In article <1jpibpINNfhh@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
>This can't possibly be true. The Post Office has issued a stamp in
>commemoration of Elvis and, since their regulations prohibit the issuance
>of such for a live person, he must, therefore, be dead.

Are these the same postal regulations which stipulate
that postal employees, though they are uniformed servants
of the public, are not armed?

				--Blair
				  "FUCKING FUCK <*BLAM!*>VIS AND HIS
				   FAT FU<*BLAM!*>ING ASS!!  WHY THE
				   FUCK HE GETS TO BE ON <*BLAM!*>FUCKING
				   STAMP AND I GE<*BLAM!*> NO FUCKING RAISE
				   FOR TW<*BLAM!*> FUCKING YEARS!! <*BLAM!>
				   ....<*BLAM!>....<*BLAM!*>"
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CD vs. LP again (was Re: Preamp and Amp)
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 13:34:19 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

aad@siemens.com (Anthony A. Datri) writes:
>>> So euphonic distortions are unwanted?  Does this mean you want accurate
>>> sound, and not pleasant sound?
> 
> If you want the sound of an LP, just turn your treble control all the way
> down.

...and munch potato chips whilst listening.


mathew
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Animals (was: Re: Milwaukee Report)
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:37:19 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)

In article <1k13d8INNbfr@titan.ucs.umass.edu> zgilbert@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert) writes:
>rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>And you'd probably win the bet.  I own a 3 story victorian colonial,
>>which gives ample space for a herd of 10 cats.
>                               ^^^^
>The mass noun for a grouping of cats is "clowder," as in
>"a clowder of 10 cats."
>
>Really.

At times I have considered "chowder of 10 cats".

>"Herd" is for cattle & suchlike.  
>
>Of course, metaphorically it still works, if your cats, say, stampede.

They do.  Frequently.



-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: NOT the Ariston advert
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 06:44:05 GMT

Jeff Carroll (jcarroll@ferris.cray.com) wrote:


: >Mein hut es hat drei ecken
: >Drei ecken hat mein hut
: >Und ob es nicht drei ecken
: >Es war nicht meinen hut
: >--
: >operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

: Mein Hund, er hat drei Ecken,
: Drei Ecken hat mein Hund.
: Und hat er nicht drei Ecken,
: Denn das is nicht mein Hund.

Es war ein Punker und ein Lieber
In der grosse Stadt

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"I tell everyone a different story...that way nothing's ever boring."              ---Jane Siberry
Current Album--Tangerine Dream:Underwater Sunlight
Current Read--Dave Duncan:The Reaver Road
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cj's piercing
Date: 22 Jan 93 19:58:46 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2

cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

>[heartfelt, poignant piercing story omitted]

I knew a guy who pierced his ear with a .22.

josh
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: give to the needy
Date: 22 Jan 93 15:26:18 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742


Somebody go over to alt.angst and flame the pants off Steve Salter
(ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu) for thinking that some gooey cutesy
smiley clueless dweeb new over there belongs in talk.bizarre.  In
fact he has instructed said person in at least two posts to go to
talk.bizarre.  Maybe that's ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu's idea
of humour, but I find it as funny as corneal lesions.

Oh yeah, for the oldbies around here who remember alt.romance.chat
intrusions to talk.bizarre, Steve Salter does indeed hang around
alt.angst these days.  Must have been the marriage.


yong-mi
give early, give often
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:45911 alt.cascade:3748
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Lee, Jackson, King Day (Re: Happy Mickey, Donald, Goofy day)
Date: 21 Jan 1993 23:54:25 GMT
Organization: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine...
NNTP-Posting-Host: pagoda.aero.org

(Richard White) writes:
|cee1@ra.msstate.edu (Charles Evans) says:
|>bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
|>>>>Robert E. Lee, Andrew Jackson, Martin Luther King
|>>>Geddy Lee, Michael Jackson, and Fred King.
|>>Bruce Lee, Glenda Jackson, and Sky King.
|>Hypatia Lee, Jesse Jackson, and Larry King.
|Gypsy Rose Lee, Mahalia Jackson, and Billie Jean King.
Spike Lee, Latoya Jackson, and Rodney King.
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my all-time favorite porno movie title
Date: 22 Jan 93 20:04:48 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1jnvvlINN3o@phakt.usc.edu>, echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150) writes:
>In article <1jnb7nINNhp9@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Rich
ard White) writes:
>>R. S. Statsinger writes:
>>>mathew writes:
>)>|JANE HORVATH writes:
>)>>>ramboner
>)>|"Spurtacus".
>>>The Fountainhead....
>>On Golden Blonde.
>Field of Reams.
Creamer Vs. Creamer
-- 

--
Mike Alaimo       |      "An' what are yer scientists these days
Dept. Chemistry   |       but a bunch o' undersexed communistic
Leehi U.          |       heaps o' shit with teeth?"
Purloined .sig:   |          -Ma Orviston-  "The River Why"
From: nj@birch.CS.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic Pnews)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE DIVINE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Date: 26 Jan 93 12:42:38
Organization: /home/auspex/h/bair/nj/.organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: birch.cs.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu's message of 25 Jan 93 18:08:18 -0600


Could you speak up?  I could only hear a few of the words.

In article <1993Jan25.180818.3309@cnsvax.uwec.edu> mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:

-> ONLY LOWEST DOZEN INTERACTIONS HIGHER LEVELS INDIVIDUALS PERSONALLY
-> "SOUL TRAVEL".   DANGEROUS THE DIVINE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE COMPLETELY 
-> IGNORANT NOT NOTWITHSTANDING.  ALWAYS PHYSICALLY ALIVE AT ALL TIMES,
-> PERVERTING THREATS "ETERNAL DAMNATION" DELETED RE NOTHING ANY
-> INITIATED KIDDING THEMSELVES, DUPED MANUFACTURED TOTALLY DECEIVING 
-> "AUDIBLE LIFE STREAM" "SOUND CURRENT" "THE WORD" RE "SOUL PLANE",
-> NOT LIVING "THE PATH OF THE MASTERS" "ECKANKAR--THE KEY TO SECRET 
-> WORLDS", ANOTHER DEAD CONTINUE RE MISERABLE WISE UP! RE-INCARNATION
-> "HERE AND HEREAFTER" RE FACT OF LIFE, HYPNOTIC REGRESSIONS 
-> SPONTANEOUS RECALL DREAM RECALL DEJA VU EDGAR CAYCE EVEN SUPPORTING 
-> STATEMENTS FROM THE CHRISTIAN BIBLE REINCARNATION POSSIBLY LIVED 
-> BEFORE?!).  ALWAYS "KING JAMES VERSION".  PER-VERSIONS!  INTERESTS
-> TALENTS, PHOBIAS, PAST LIVES.  DROWNED PREVIOUS LIFE.  AN IMMEDIATE 
-> DISLIKE PREVIOUS INCARNATION.  RE LAW OF KARMA FUTURE INCARNATION! 
-> COMINGS" ONE AND ONLY INDIVIDUAL NOT WAITING IN VAIN. 
-> PLANES OF EXISTENCE LOWEST AT LEAST DOZEN FIRST TRUE HEAVEN, NOT
-> ESP INTERACTIONS SUB-DIVIDED.   SMALL LESS THAN YEARS AGO EARLY CATHOLIC
-> CHURCH THREATENING RE SOUND CURRENT BLIND FAITH BLIND FAITH GOOD FEELING
-> TOTALLY DECEIVING).  HEARING "SOUND CURRENT" ("THE WORD", "THE BANI", "THE
-> AUDIBLE LIFE STREAM"), REINCARNATION MISERABLE WILL CONTINUE.
-> "SOUND CURRENT" "SOUL TRAVEL") REPLACE UN REPRODUCTION DISSEMINATION
-> IMPORTANT ENCOURAGED.
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Budd Hazard)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 10 word fall down the stairs
Date: 27 Jan 93 07:12:12 GMT
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch




Thump
      Ow
Thump
      Ow
Thump
      Ow
Thump
      Ow
Thump
      Fuck!



-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: strange advertisement
Organization: Dostoyevskian Characters, plc
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 19:24:09 GMT

Some years ago there was a magazine ad featuring a portrait-style photograph
of a Japanese engineer; underneath it was the caption, in large letters,
"I am you," followed by text.

That, or my memory is playing tricks on me.

If I recall, the text did not adequately explain the caption but ended with
a repetition of its words.

Anyone else recall this, or am I mad, or both?

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.warlord
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: 10 word Blues Brothers
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 17:58:39 GMT

In <nrp.727978068@reading> nrp@csug3.cs.reading.ac.uk ("Independent direction socks" Neilski) writes:

| ' )  )      //     /    |
|  /  / _  o // _   /_  o |
| /  (_</_<_</_/_)_/ <_<_ |

"Newbie"

I love it.


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Bloomington, IN)

and
From: zgilbert@titan.ucs.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: fun terms for female masturbation (was: Re: 10-word Bandwagon Leap)
Date: 23 Jan 1993 18:21:20 -0500
Organization: crystallized time
NNTP-Posting-Host: titan.ucs.umass.edu

boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell) writes:
>She jilled off.

My friend Amy independantly conceptualized this one, except hers
is "jill *on*."

She likes it most because you can say it in a "Wayne's World" voice.

--Zvi
zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu
"Jill on, dudettes."
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ForeverQuest
Date: 25 Jan 1993 00:01:28 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o231-24.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <TOMF.93Jan24183712@ai.gte.com> tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)  
writes:
> 
> operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby) writes:
> 
> >   'Burning Down the House' by the Talking Heads came on over
> >   the car radio.
> >
> >   My next mission has begun, I thought to myself.
> 
> 
> What, you're going to put tedious lyrics to a ripped-off African rhythm?

No, I'm going to poke myself in the eye with a toothpick. What kind
of question is that?

I thought it was perfectly obvious from what I wrote that I 
would cover my nude body with grape jelly and roll around 
like a spring plum.
--
penis remus
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 04:51:55 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)

In article <1993Jan20.185628.23824@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca> news@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca (USENET news) writes:
>
>In article <1993Jan20.170111.19454@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>>
>>It is now 12:02 EST. The Reagan Era is OVER! Fuck you george bush, and
>>the sausage you rode in on! see ya, wouldnt wanna be ya......
>>
>
>I dunno. Sitting at the stern of my cigarette boat trolling 
>for the big ones off the cost of Maine. Sounds kinda nice 
>to me. George has got it made.


And don't forget the $140k+ per year pension.

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: square blue
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 09:22:27 GMT


Square blue round eye.
His pocket in his hand.
Always inside-out, my
multiprocess sand.

Render render render me
algorithm sly.
Perfect me and protect me
square blue round eye.


bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
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From: an6946@anon.penet.fi (Hieronymus Bitch)
Subject: 10 Word Sesame Street Song Lyrics
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Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 17:02:43 GMT


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From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: It's really quite disgusting
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Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 02:45:44 GMT

In article <MJD.93Jan23183021@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>
>me are cribbed from _Calvin & Hobbes_.
>
>

The correct spelling, in keeping with the original Calvin & Hobbes
(see widely available mass-market documents for confirmation),
is "Bitsy Pookums."

Please make a note of it.

>   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
>Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

-T

Nobody's poptart

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
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