From: lfink@dsd.es.com (Lonnie Fink)
Subject: Re: FOOD FIGHT - CONGA - PORTABLE HOLE
Reply-To: lfink@dsd.es.com (Lonnie Fink)
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp., Salt Lake City, UT
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 19:33:26 GMT

In article <1992Sep11.015359.18512@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver) writes:
> 
	[Much deleted for that brevity guys (or gals) sake again.]
> 
> Then the realization hit ... but too late.  Dream had found their
> QuickReleaseValves and, one by one, their SuctionCups gave way, sending
> them to the floor and the every growing ButterScotchPond.  Each dancer hit
> the pudding with an ever increasing
> 
>      PLOP ... PPPLLLOOPPP ... SSSPPPLLLOOOSSSHHHHHHH!
> 
> until just Shadowette and Rat were left standing on the wall.
> 
> Ignoring the mass of SweetBodies rolling in the pudding (well ... not
> really.  Dream stopped long enough to toss a WhippedCreamGrenade into the
> middle of the pond ... adding a delightful color and fluffiness to the
> twisting goo), DW strolled over to the wall where Shadowette (now totally
> without her shadow and feeling _very_ naked) and Rat (who was admiring ...
> ahhh ... welll ... that's for another group ;) were stuck.
> 
> "If you're going to play with the BigBoys, kids ... and you're going to
> play with the BigToys ... then ..."
> 
> DreamWeaver pulled a minature TaffyPullerSlingShot from his coat and fired
> it at Shadowette ... effectively wrapping her hands in taffy and sticking
> them to the wall.  A quick burst from the Thompson and one foot's
> SuctionCup gave way ... leaving her stuck to the wall by the taffy and her
> one remaining Cup ...
> 
> ... whereupon, he turned his attention to Rat.
> 
> "And now, my dear rodent ... what was this about a nice hole you wanted?"

   "Um, Um, Please Mr. Um Dreamweaver sir, don't hurt poor old us." Whimpers
the Rat as he scoots closer to Shadowette. "We really didn't mean to Um like
get you mad or anything...  But wanna watch  me pull a rabbit of Shadowettes
cape??  Just for a laugh - HE-HE" The still nervous Rat whimpers.

   The Rat the looks at Shaodowette and gives her a little reassurance wink.
The Rat reaches in to Shadowettes cape and pulls out a........
  
   "Ooops, I missed the rabbit and got this marshmallow instead.  He-He.  I'll
just throw over there away from you to show no hard feelings - K??"  The Rat
then throws the little marshmallow into the corner as Dream begins to laugh
menacingly at these poor "young folk."  What he doesn't realize, however, is
that the little marshmallow was growing!  It is now 2' tall. At 4' it 
started growing arms and legs.  At 8' you could distinguish a face.. 10',
50', 100'.  A 125' Stay-Puft Marshmallow man Jr!!

  Dream suddenly stops his glorious laughing and stares at the giant 
Marshmallow man in front of him.

  "Mr. Puft, meet Dream" Laughs the Rat.

  "Oh, goody, goody, goody.  Puft got little Dolly to play with and hug and
love and hug."  As the SPMmJ says this, he picks up Dream and gives
him a great big ****HHUUUGGG****  Completely covering Dream in marshmallow.

  "Uh-Oh, poor dolly get all dirty but Puft clean you up."  As the SPMmJ tries 
to clean Dream off, he only succeeds in putting more marshmallow on him.

  "Take Dream and go play, now Puft."

  "Puft got little dolly, Puft got little dolly."  Cheers the SPMmJ man," And
Puft going to hug him and squeeze him and hug him and never let him go".

  "Now, Shadowette.  My you look rather tempting in that position :-)"

  "RAT!!!" exclaims Shadowette.

  "Teasing, dear.  Just teasing."  The Rat finally gets Shadowettes wrists free
and soon the both of them are once again hanging from the ceiling. "Now, what
about our fellow conga-ers??"

  "No, Problem.  I'll just reach in my cape and pull out my handy dandy ACME
Butterscotch and Whipping Cream Vacuum Cleaner."  Replies Shadowette as she
places the extention onto the BaWCVC and cleans up Dreams little mess.

  Suddenly, from outta nowhere the conga start up again!!!  Will we ever learn??

bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-BA
bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-SUC
bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-SUC *The sound of the suction cups on the roof*

> -DreamWeaver
	Heh, Heh don't have to much fun with dear old Puft now, Dream.
He,HE,HEEEEEEEE

The Rat
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