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From: burtonr@qso.Colorado.EDU (Richard Burton)
Subject: Re: OKAY, DUKE FANS... WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT YEAR?
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 17:37:24 GMT

washburn@sparc.ncsu.edu (chris) writes:
>One question for all you miserable Duke fans out there:
>
>What are you going to do next year when you don't have Christian Laettner
>to make that miracle last-second shot to get you into the Final Four?
>
>Just wondering.
>
>(If the Pack has anything to do with it, you won't even make it to the NCAAs!)
>
>GO WOLFPACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>Chris (Bennie's and Avie's cousin)

Hey, Chris, have you seen my stereo?

T-Bone Burton
CASA
Coors U.
"No Edmund, *you're* the bastard." - Prince Harry
From: navarrer@bionette.CGRB.ORST.EDU (Roy Navarre -- Botany and Plant Pathology)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
Subject: Nice job by CBS
Date: 6 Apr 92 23:09:14 GMT
Article-I.D.: talon.1992Apr6.230914.5227
Distribution: usa
Organization: Biological Computing Consortium, OSU, Corvallis, OR.

While I have been dissatisfied with some of CBS's coverage--especially Bill
Walton, and to a lesser extent their IU-DUKE coverage--I have to congratulate
them on doing a nice job on their special "Eye of the Tiger:A season in Shaq's
house".  That special was very well done and I thought most interesting to watch
a team progress throughout the year. To see their preseason expectations--to   
watching the way the season actually broke down.
I liked the way Dale came across--in particular his fire and brimestone sermons
after bad performances.  Dale: "Some of you would let somebody piss on you
and tell you its raining" to "get home and get to bed! And I BETTER NOT
HEAR any smiling or laughing on the busride back!"

Like many LSU faithful I was steamed several times at Dale during this season--
in particular for him letting Maurice Williamson get the inbound pass with
7 seconds to go and LSU up on Louisiville by 2.  Maurice has been horrible 
at the line and sure enough he missed em both and Louisville hit a LONG
3 to win the game.  The CBS report looked at that particular play--and I have
to admit I came down too hard on Brown for that.  Maurice can be a lights out
shooter--and he is a definite NBA prospect if his consistency improves, but he
has a mental block at the line.  And to see Brown's perspective on Maurice missing
them both was enlightening. "I wanted to drop kick him through the football post
because I know how he shoots in practice, but my compassion for him as a human
being was stronger."

And to see Brown getting on Shaq and telling him "you're a better athelete
than that, but you have to start 'playing defense' right"--ie Brown clearly
exasperated with Shaq not playing a defense the way it was drawn up.

Did any of you LSU/BROWN/SHAQ haters see this? Change any minds?
No need to waste net resources if all you want to do call any of the 
above assholes.

Roy
cc:GIDI
From: grs01132@stat.appstate.edu (Shannon R. Adams)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
Subject: Hawkeyes in Pro ball
Date: 7 Apr 92 00:58:50 EDT
Organization: Appalachian State University

-- 
I have read a lot of discussion concerning the Iowa Hawkeye basketball team.
Here are some stats:

		Hawkeyes Drafted Since 1980
1980	Ronnie Lester		Portland
1981	Steve Krafcisin		Atlanta
1981	Vince Brookins		Detroit
1981    Steve Waite		Boston
1982	Kenny Arnold		Dallas
1982	Kevin Boyle		Phillie
1983	Bobby Hansen		Utah 
1983	Mark Gannon		San Diego (Clippers)
1984	Steve Carfino		Boston
1985	Greg Stokes		Phillie
1985	Michael Payne		Houston
1986    Andre Banks		Houston
1987 	Brad Lohaus		Boston
1987	Kevin Gamble		Portland
1987	Gerry Wright		Detroit
1988	Jeff Moe		Utah
1989	BJ Armstrong		Chicago
1989	Roy Marble		Atlanta
1989 	Ed Horton		Washington
1990 	Les Jepsen		Golden State
1990 	Matt Bullard (f. agent) Houston
1991    No seniors on team ...

			Professionals in Europe
			past ten years

Steve Carfino	Australia
Michael Payne	Italy
Greg Stokes	Italy
Bill Jones	France
Ed Horton	Israel
Andre Banks	England
Michael Ingram	CBA
Kent Hill	CBA
Jerry Dennard	Australia
Al Lorenzen	France
Vince Brookens	England
-- 
Shannon R. Adams
<GRS01132@stat.appstat.edu>
<GRS01132@appstat.bitnet>
Appalachian State University Academic Computing
From: alba@cbnewse.cb.att.com (david.alba..jr)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
Subject: Re: Laettner == DIRTY
Date: 7 Apr 92 00:50:32 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: AT&T

In article <1992Mar30.072812.11057@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>, u_nique@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Jerray Wei) writes:
> >
> >    Christian Laettner's stomping on Aminu Timberlake last night
> >  was one of the cheapest, dirtiest, no class stunts I have ever
> >  seen, especially in a game of this magnitude. The television
> >  replay showed that it was without question blatantly intentional.
> >  Surely not even the most biased of Christian-worshipping Dookies
> >  can defend that sort of flagrant behavior. 

     I was checking out the tape, and if you look carefully you will 
     see that Christian stomped on Timberlake, probably in frustration to
     Timberlake undercutting him.  Everyone says that what Laettner  
     did was dirty, but the dirtiest thing in basketball is to blantly 
     undercut someone.



               GO  BLUE  DEVILS!!!!!!


          --------------------------------------
           David Alba Jr    AT&T Bell Labs
           att!cbnewse!alba Naperville, IL
          --------------------------------------
From: blance@author.ecn.purdue.edu (Brian J Lance)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
Subject: Re: 1992 - A Year of Greatness
Date: 8 Apr 92 20:45:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr8.204527.11711
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <44478@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> hartigse@fe638.cc.purdue.edu (Scott Hartig) writes:
>Just my thoughts on the season:
>
>_______________________________________________________
>
>Scott E. Hartig
>Purdue University Schools of Engineering
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>GO HOOSIERS!!!!!
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Good article, but Huh?!



Brian Lance
Purdue University
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
From: gidi@Hilbert.Stanford.EDU (Gidi Avrahami)
Subject: Re: Lloyd Daniels (was Re: Rollie named as UNLV coach!?)
Organization: Brotherhood Of Breath
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 17:14:39 GMT

horan@ecs.umass.edu (Gregg Horan) writes:
>Did I miss something?  What does Tark have to do with LAC?

Yes, you did.  Tark does TV color for the Clips.


--Gidi
From: lavelle@bruin.lerc.nasa.gov
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
Subject: UCLA SCHEDULE
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:00:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: eagle.1992Apr15.190002.8211
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center

Can someone please post a Bruins schedule for next year.

Go Bruins!!!!!               __     __   ________         __           ___
Tom Lavelle                 /\_\   /\_\ /_______/\       /\_\         /\__\
(Pvt. Cheeseburger)        / / /  / / / \  _____\/      / / /        / / _ \
NASA LeRC                 / / /__/ / /   \ \ \______   / / /___     / / /_\ \
(216) 977-7042           / / /___\/ /     \ \/_____/\ / / /_____\  / /  ___  \
lavelle@139.88.53.103    \/_______ /       \_______\/ \/________/  \/__/   \__\
From: piz@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (G G ZIPFEL)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
Subject: 1992 Illini thoughts.
Keywords: Kaufman, Keefe, Thomas, Michael, Wheeler, Pierce...
Date: 9 Apr 92 17:35:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: cbnewsl.1992Apr9.173558.4515
Distribution: usa
Organization: AT&T




	Well, since the 1991 season is over, it's time to begin discussing
	next years teams. Since I went to Illinois, and there seems to
	be some interest in the Illini on the net, I feel we should 
	talk about the Illinois team. The following are my thoughts:



	1) Inside-out game. 
		With Kaufman back, and Wheeler and Michael shooting the
		way they did this year, the illini should lead the big
		ten in three point shooting percentage, and attempts.
		This should (in turn) open things up for Deon in the
		middle.

	2) Defense.
		While Lou is IMHO a great coach for team defense, the
		Illini don't have the speed to defend super talented teams
		(read: Michigan). I expect the defense to be good, but not
		great, and some players (guards) will have BIG games
		against the Illini.

	3) Big Ten.
		I look for the Illini to win more close games than they 
		lose, and finish with 20+wins, and end up third in the
		Big ten. The experience of last year, and the return of 
		Kauf should make this much difference.


	4) The Tourney.
		Illinois will be seeded 7th in the west, will beat
		Ball St. in the first round, and lose to Florida St. in
		the second round. (Ok, this is overboard but what the hell)


	5) Overall.
		A good year, back to 20+ wins for Lou.




	What does everyone think? Any news on recruits out there? Did
	Kaufman get his GPA up? How does Keefe look? Will he play?



-- 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          Zip                  |   Owner/GM West Chicago Zippers,           
Steelers in 92, Bubby's Back!  |   Obviously the funniest team in the IBL.   
"Anything that travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it"
From: rjm1@acpub.duke.edu (ROBERT MACKENNA)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
Subject: Re: It didn't take long...
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:17:47 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.



I'd just like to take this opportunity to invite the 95% of the people
who read this net that wanted Duke to lose for some petty/jealous reason
(i.e., not true UM fans, "Big Ten" fans, or those who just liked the
Fab Five) to go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

You know, it's funny, all season long I got the impression that these
were the same people who thought UNLV's program was the greatest thing
since sliced bread.  Duke's certainly not perfect, but our basketball
program has made us proud yet again.  I guess some people just can't
stand other people's success, even if it's a result of hard work, good
talent and great coaching.

So, to all those of you who just can't stand it, "HAH!"     

To the rest of you, sorry to take up your time.

- Rob
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
From: billms@eecs.umich.edu (William Mangione-Smith)
Subject: Re: Freshman talent in the Final Four
Organization: University of Michigan
	<702574000@termite.cs.duke.edu>
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 22:17:22 GMT

In article <702574000@termite.cs.duke.edu> db@duke.cs.duke.edu (Dov Bulka) writes:

   In article <BILLMS.92Apr2095751@z.eecs.umich.edu> billms@eecs.umich.edu (William Mangione-Smith) writes:

   >	2 - rose and webber were bought by bringing in rose's high school
   >	    coach, who webber *really* wanted to play for in high school, to
   >	    be the new assistant
   >
   >I'd say that the jury is still out on Fisher as a recruiter.

   Case 2 above is standard practice. How do you think Danny Ferry's
   high school coach got to be an assistant at Duke?

Yes.  But, unless you plan on changing your assistants every year or so, and
are willing to be completely obvious that you are buying the player, it
doesn't help your recruiting more than maybe once a decade.  I stand by my
claim: the jury is still out on Fisher.

Bill
--
-------------------------------
	Bill Mangione-Smith
	billms@eecs.umich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
From: sleight@blackbird.larc.nasa.gov (David W. Sleight)
Subject: Re: 1992 Illini thoughts.
Reply-To: sleight@blackbird.larc.nasa.gov (David W. Sleight)
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center, Hampton, VA  USA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 17:29:59 GMT

So far I've heard  a lot about recruit 6'5" guard Richard Keene
from Collinsville.

Does anyone know about 6'8" forward Chris Gandy from 
Bradley-Bourbonnais ?


*      *            *****      |      David W. Sleight
*      *                 *          |      U. of Illinois '91
*      *     of         *          |      Aero/Astro Engineering
  ***              *****     |
From: morse@satie.cs.unc.edu (Bryan Morse)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
Subject: Re: It didn't take long...
Date: 9 Apr 92 12:55:38 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill


Well, I started this thread with a simple reporting of how quickly
someone cranked out a T-shirt for "The Stomp".  Hey, I thought it
was funny.  Not so much the T-shirt itself, but how quickly it was
made after the incident.  How quickly though it has turned into
a "those who don't like Duke can go to hell" thread.  My, some
people are touchy!  

For the record:  Congratulations to the Duke team and coaching staff 
for a job well done.  What's really scary is that they won it all 
with games that *weren't* very well played by their usual standards.
But I guess even that's enough to beat most of the country.  They did
what they had to when they had to, and that is the difference between
them and the rest of the field.  Congratulations.

Now returning you to your usual off-season rantings and ravings...

-- 
Bryan Morse                University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
morse@cs.unc.edu           Department of Computer Science
From: paul@enuxha.eas.asu.edu (Greg Paul)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
Subject: Re: Michigan Fab 5
Date: 9 Apr 92 08:35:29 GMT
Reply-To: paul@enuxha.eas.asu.edu (Greg Paul)
Followup-To: rec.sport.basketball.college
Organization: Arizona State University, College of Engineering

In article <+Jh+mc=@engin.umich.edu> quay@engin.umich.edu (Bryan S. Leudy) writes:
>>
>>   He doesn't get respect because he's a poor coach.
>>
>
>Your logic defies explanation.  No coach gets to the Final Four
>without recruiting OR coaching!  If your complaint is that they
>don't LOOK good.  Well, I'd say that five talented freshmen look
>exactly like that when they're starters in the Big 10.  Something
>you'll have to suffer through for 3 years at least!!
> 

   Well, it matters on how you'd like to use your logic.  My complaint
is not that they don't look good.  My complaint is that watching games
all season I didn't see Fisher using any coaching skills to remedy 
situations that have made them not look good.  

   It doesn't mean they aren't a great team or great players.  If you
want to equate their success with Fisher being a great coach then
I would have to call into question your logic.


--
"Dad, you're not losing a daughter...you're gaining.....Ted"
Greg Paul  (Mouser)		  |  paul@enuxha.eas.asu.edu  GO SPARTANS!!
MSCS student?, Insight technician |     Triangle Fraternity
"Sex is heritary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either."
From: jg4o+@andrew.cmu.edu (James T Graves)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
Subject: Re: Forecast on Big8(was Re: preseason top 10 - no order)
Date: 11 Apr 92 17:40:41 GMT
	<1992Apr7.155838@mccall.com>
Organization: Sophomore, Math/Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

>Kansas should do alright.  They lose Jamison,Tunstall, and a few others.
 
I might as well point out that Kansas might be "losing" Tunstall, but
they sure as heck won't notice.  You'll recall that he didn't play
this past season due to academic problems.  In fact, thanks to his
academic and disciplinary prowess, he managed to play just one year 
of his four at KU.
 
The 'Hawks lose Alonzo Jamison, Malcom Nash, and David Johanning from
the list of active players.  I beleive that Jamison was the only
consistent starter (although counting "starters lost" on a team
that routinely rotates 10 players in and out of a game may be a bit
misleading).  They gain quick 5'6" Calvin Rayford, who sat out the
year on prop 48 and promises to make the KU guard position even
stronger than it already is.
 
Before the end of this season, Dick Vitale was already spouting that
he was picking Kansas #1 for next year's preseason.  I don't know
about that (and I rather hope not.  KU underperforms when they are
overrated.  They overperform when underrated.  I'm praying that 
sports pundits everywhere will turn their collective backs on KU),
but they should be even better next year, given the guard 
quartet of Jordan, Walters, Rayford, and Woodberry, plus the size
of Pauley, and Ostertag.  
 
[Kansas Propoganda Mode Off]
 
On a different note -- when are next year's schedules known?  I keep
hoping for an off-season schedule that has more teams like Michigan
or Duke, and fewer like Seattle Pacific and Cenral Missouri State 
(and make that "non-conference", not "off-season").  
 
jim
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
From: reid@venus.iucf.indiana.edu (David Reid)
Subject: Duke (and CBS) sucks!!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.3-4   
Reply-To: reid@venus.iucf.indiana.edu
Organization: take off hoser
Distribution:  na
Date:  6 APR 92 17:19:58    

	I hate to sound like a sore loser but.... I thought the IU-Duke
game was one of the worst officiated games in recent memory.  That game
coupled with the Utah-Notre Dame travesty has really got me thinking
that the networks and the NCAA are in cohoots to get the "best" teams
in to the finals for BIG ratings.  The best example of this was 
Cheaney's fourth foul.  How can he get the rebound in the middle of
three duke players, go up for the shot, loss the ball, and get called
for an offensive foul?  Lame, very lame.  In the Louisville newspaper
this morning there was an interview with Alan Henderson's mom saying
how excited she was about the game until she saw that Ted Valentine
(from the Big Ten) was officiating.
	I can't believe I'm going to say this but I really hope
that Michigan crushes Duke tonight.  Just to hear Packer and the
rest of the CBS clowns eat crow when Mr. Perfect Laetnerr loses.
Of course I'm surprised Packer can say anything with Laetnerr's
dick in his mouth.  "Laetneer hasn't touched the ball in xx minutes",
"Laetneer's been playing so hard he can't run back up the floor", "Let's
see Laetneer's mom in the crowd".  What is this the all-Laetnerr network?
I'll be watching the game just to see Webber do a flying-whiribird-
tomahawk slam dunk on this "Beverly Hills 90210" wanna-be.
	Go Michigan!!!!!!

dave reid
Indiana University Cyclotron Facility
	
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
From: jdt29225@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Jazzy J )
Subject: Re: CBS-summary of complaints--[LONG](kinda)
Keywords: CBS, poor, lousy, fudge
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 18:57:17 GMT

neierka@polly.cs.rose-hulman.edu (Kent A. Neier) writes:
>And by the way - wasn't the most enjoyable part of the TV coverage
>  when they put that Kentucky legend Haywood Jefferies and Quinn Buckner
>  on the audio.                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

	Guys -- let's get this straight and avoid all future confusion.
	The name of the great Kentucky legend is Cawood Ledford.

	Haywood Jeffries is a wide receiver for the Houston Oilers!

	Jazzy J
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From: saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
Subject: Re: knight out at IU
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:08:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: doug.1992Apr15.120819.22871
Distribution: usa
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin - Madison
Originator: saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu

In article <1992Apr15.105456.22590@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> poorting@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Robert Poortinga) writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.185344.14073@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> bernstei@acorn.. (James Bernstein) writes:
>>Pat Knight, that is.  The 6-6 redshirt sophomore was kicked off the team  
>>by His Old Man, The Mentor, after he had been arrested for public  
>>intoxication early Wednesday morning.
>
>Ok, let's start a contest.  Where will Pat Knight transfer to?  I'll stick
>my neck out and state flatly that he will go to Evansville and play for Jim
>Crews.  Of course, Pat's dad may see things differently and send him to
>Miami to play for Drill Sgt. Joby Wright to get a little discipline in his
>life.
>
>Any other ideas out there?

Pat is really not a Division I player.  Although he might see some playing
time for Miami or Evansville, he still would primarily be a bench warmer.
A lot of players have been *suspended* from IU in the past, so why should
this be expected to be any different?  Maybe Pat should go to Indiana
State or Butler.
-- 

Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
From: root@grok3.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM (Ernie Coskrey)
Subject: Re: SHAQ to Charlotte?
Organization: NCR Corporation - E&M Columbia
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 18:33:31 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.134218.6803@ncsu.edu> sbanerj@eos.ncsu.edu (Sanjeev Banerjia) writes:
>Gidi, the idiot that ones the Hornets is George Shinn.  And, yeah, he is stupid
>enough to think that Laettner can play center and draft him...

In the early days of the Hornets organization (what, 2 years ago?), Shinn 
pretty much had his hands in every aspect of the organization - including, of
course, personnel decisions.  In the past year, however, he's stepped out of the
spotlight a bit and handed over most of these decisions to the "pros"; mostly
to the coach, whatsisname, who was previously the head of basketball operations
for the team.  There was a lot of controversy last year when the Hornets picked
up the number 1 pick.  A lot of people were pushing for ACC star Kenny Anderson
or for Billy Owens or Dikembe Motumbo, but the Hornets people showed some 
courage (and some great skill at player appraisal) and selected the man who
should be the NBA's Rookie of the Year, Larry Johnson.  I post this only to
contend with your assertion that Shinn controls personnel decisions, and that
the Hornets would go along with a bad decision like this.  LJ and Shaq on the
same front line?  Sign me up for season tickets!
-- 
Ernie Coskrey            (803) 791-6570       NCR Corporation - E&M Columbia
Ernie.Coskrey@ncrcae.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM       3325 Platt Springs Road
                                              West Columbia, SC 29170
                  "Where's that confounded bridge?"
           (Ted Kennedy, singing along to Houses of the Holy)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
From: yl44729@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Ricker)
Subject: Re: Laettner on Arsenio Hall
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 17:38:41 GMT

shack@sparc.ncsu.edu writes:
Maybe because Brian Davis is his teammate?



WOLFPACK SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>craig@unx.sas.com (Craig A. Simpson) posts:

># Did anyone else wonder why Laettner took Brian out to L.A. instead
># of his "girlfriend"?  On the other hand, maybe he did

>Brian is his roommate and "wife"!  Eww!


>GO WOLFPACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>"shack"
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.college
From: bolton-b@sparc.ncsu.edu (Bennie)
Subject: GO MICHIGAN!!!
Reply-To: bolton-b@sparc.ncsu.edu (Bennie)
Organization: North Carolina State University SPARC Project
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 20:37:23 GMT

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