From: f43703a@nucc.cc.nagoya-u.ac.jp (SUPRATIC GUPTA)
Subject: Re: News: A battle that was!
Organization: Nagoya University Computation Center, Nagoya, Japan.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 11:07:59 GMT

In article <199301090111.AA04779@mp.cs.niu.edu> t60bss9@mp.cs.niu.edu (Bijoy Sagar) writes:

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Due to the presence of different reprting agencies the truth is really
not clear. It is becoming quite like the Kashmir story or Pakistan war.
Both side claiming victory.


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|
|(Netland) : By staff reporter.
|
|	  After 30 days of mighty war, I-rip_him conceded defeat to
|Deep Pack and Chatter-G here yesterday. The news was announced by

Scilence of the LAMB does not mean that one conceedes defeat. Some
time it is foolish to counteer silly arguments. 

|a spokesman of I-rip-him and he painfully acknowledged that the
|battle had to be called off since his army MSA ( morons de soudi arabia)

Implied I-rip_him (Sorry if it does not imply to MOOstafons) and MSA
are seperate identity often misunderstood by the Indian camp. The
mentioned Super tick 20 is not just a product of of bilateral agreement
on research and co-operation. and is not withdrawn from market, but 
is held because intensive research (personal). MMore over Super tick 20
is not just a poison, but carried alligation that was conviniently
ignored, impling defeat.


|is running out of a powerful weapon calld death-threat. The design of
|this Bomb was actually developed by Cow-many in Iran. The deatails of
|the ceasefire is not known at the time of going to press.
|
|	  A spokesman for chatter-G expressed regretts that the alternative
|fire bombs that they have developed could not be used. Deep pack, it is
|learned, is now out of its Upper-case arsenel and is using its intellegence
|to gather intimate details of the bedrooms of alien nations:-)
|
|	  A chemical poison Super tick 20, which was a product
|of bilateral agreement on research and co-operation will be
|withdrawn from the market, the netland ambassodor to UN ( United
|newsgroups) said here yesterday.
|
|	  Meanwhile, it has been mentioned that Chatter-G is chattering
|about defending its frontiers against Sack-O which in known to sack
|everything that comes on its way. A "summit" is planned by dr.Banerjee
|who will mediate between the two super-powers.
|

Which two super-powers. Today in the multipolar environment (absence
of Russia) has caused the emergence of many super powers. the prevoius
reporter in ignorent of various facts. Not his fault because that is 
what he can see from his side.


|	  Now that the war is over, interesting truths are coming out.
|Our news correspondent in heaven, U-R-A-God reports that I-rip-him

Disputed facts. I-rip-him being islamic has obvious relation with MSA
but the other facts are conjuctures made by chatter-G and co.

|was staffed by mice ( hence the name mouse-staff-a) who were habitual
|inhabitants of excrement heaps and since Deep pack has stopped dishing
|out regular excrement waste product, are trying to save itself and 
|its four satellite mice along with 16 child processes. It is rumoured
|that while starving to death, he keeps saying " same to you baby" to
|one of his 4 satellites. The origin of this psychological malady is unknown.
|
|	  This is news for this hour. Stay tuned for more news from the 
|battlefront. I am Bijoy sagar, your newsman reporting from Pok-i-sthan

I appreciate the News. But I feel that soon News agent Bijoy sagar is 
going to loose interest, because when the weapon of AnoN BoMb back fired
(Real culprits still unknown), direct mathods, in form of News, for keeping
 the war alive (like britishers trying to make opposite sides fight)
is failing miserably. It is also doubted if this corupted CNN
(CORRUPT NATIONAL NEWS) aggencies had any misterious hand in keeping
the war alive.

Motive: It is nice to seen excited particles jumping from one state other.
Some time colliding with each other and creating enormous energy.







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