From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Subject: Summary Mon 9/7/92
Date: Mon, 07 Sep 92 23:41:10 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Summary: Unofficial Summary for Monday, September 7, 1992
Distribution: world,usa,na,alt
Keywords: Unofficial Summary Rush Limbaugh

Unofficial Summary of the Rush Limbaugh Show

for Monday, September 7, 1992

by John Switzer

NOTE: This is being posted to both alt.fan.rush-limbaugh and
alt.rush-limbaugh and thus you may see it twice if your sysadm
aliases the two newsgroups together. Since most sites don't
support both groups, this double-posting appears to be
unavoidable, however, if anyone has any ideas on how to avoid it,
please let me know. Thanks - jrs@netcom.com.

This unofficial summary is copyright (c) 1992 by John Switzer.
All Rights Reserved. Distribution of this unofficial summary to
other electronic forums and bulletin boards is highly encouraged.
Spelling and other corrections gratefully received.

Please read the standard disclaimer which was included with the
first summary for this month. In particular, please note that
this summary is not approved or sanctioned by Rush Limbaugh or
the EIB network, nor do I have any connection with them other as
a daily listener.

******************************************************************

September 7, 1992

MORNING UPDATE

This is the third update in a row devoted to exposing the truth
about Bill Clinton. Rush knows some of his audience thinks this
is unbalanced, but he points out that nobody else is honestly
analyzing Clinton's candidacy. The lapdog media gives Clinton so
much favorable coverage that Rush doesn't need to be balanced by
equal time because he is equal time.

Slick Willie is now travelling to Florida so that he can view the
carnage and suffering first-hand, but Rush has to ask why he's
doing this. If Clinton were not running for President and were
instead simply the Governor of Arkansas, would he be making this
trip? Obviously not, so isn't Clinton doing what Bush has been
accused of - politicizing human suffering?

What exactly can Clinton do in Florida - send out the Arkansas
National Guard? The bare facts are that Clinton cannot do
anything except pander for votes.

<<Today's show is a "Best of Rush" show. The entire show is a
repeat of the show that originally aired on Monday, July 13,
1992>>

FIRST HOUR

Phone Tony Lo Bianco at 9th Avenue and 33rd Street

EIB has established a satellite uplink with its roving
correspondent Tony Lo Bianco who is scouring the streets around
Madison Square Garden to find the missing homeless. Lo Bianco has
covered four blocks and has not found any homeless people,
although he has seen a lot of police. In fact, it appears that
all human debris have been swept aside.

Rush wonders if NYC can do it - and it appears that David Dinkins
can do it - then why hasn't the city taken care of the homeless
before this? The New York Port Authority bus terminal does not
have it usual collection of human debris - in fact, the place is
so clean that "you can smell the bus fumes." Rush again asks the
question "if they can clean the area up for one week, why can't
they do it forever?"

Dinkins, though, has continued to blame the filth and decay in
NYC on Reagan and Bush, yet it is Dinkins' own actions that have
finally made this part of the city livable.

Items

o       Rush was called by the Los Angeles Times for an interview
about the Democratic convention. The reporter asked Rush how it
felt to be in a building that was surrounded by 5000 Democrats
and with 15,000 sympathetic media members. Rush replied that this
was just another illusion created by the Democrats - the police
have swept away all of the normal rapists, muggers, pickpockets,
purse snatchers, homeless, etc. Everybody now thinks that they're
safe, but "we're not because in their place we've got 5,000 of
the most accomplished pickpockets in the world - the Democratic
party." Rush is even walking around with his hand on his wallet,
which is something he never does.

Rush doesn't think that his comments will survive the "evil
editor" who will trash this story. Thus if Rush's comments aren't
in tomorrow's paper, it will be clear that a liberal editor has
cut them, probably out of vindictiveness over the editor's
inability to be in New York for the Democratic orgy.

o       Rush knows that many listeners are anxiously awaiting his
comments about Perot's address to the NAACP. He recalls his
prediction of many months ago that the media would resuscitate
Bill Clinton with the most massive example of media CPR ever
seen, and this has happened exactly as Rush predicted. The media
is trying to make the Clinton/Gore ticket appear as a moderate
ticket, but this is not true - Clinton has been "henpecked" by
militant feminists into choosing Gore over Lee Hamilton, because
the feminists didn't like Hamilton's comments about abortion.

"The strings are still being pulled by the radical left, but they
are learning their lessons." On Saturday, Clinton and Gore opened
a session with a prayer, and the American flag was flying
prominently in the background. Rush bets that all of this is just
for show, given that the Democratic party is the one that wants
to eliminate God from all aspects of public life. Rush calls this
blatant hypocrisy, and if the GOP had tried such a thing, they
would have been crucified.

Rush finally returns to the subject of "the little general," and
Rush is amused to say that Perot has appropriated his own pet
phrase "you people." Perot has undoubtedly heard Rush say this
phrase constantly and thus chose to use this phrase himself.
However, Perot got into trouble for doing so.

Rush digresses to talk about Jesse Jackson "who is still not on-
board." Governor Cuomo is similarly withholding his full support
for Clinton, as he has already taken his first swipe at him. Both
Jackson and Cuomo, though, have come out to defend Perot's
comments, and to excuse what he said to the NAACP. If Bush or
Quayle had said the same thing, charges of Willie Horton would
have been fast and furious in coming.

However, since Cuomo and Jackson both think that the phrase "you
people" is okay and harmless, Rush therefore suggests that the
NAACP move into the 90s by renaming itself the National
Association for the Advancement of You People (NAAYP). After all,
"colored" is a politically incorrect adjective, and thus the
leadership of Ross Perot should be mirrored by the NAACP; Rush,
of course, will call the group NAALYP, for National Association
for the Advancement of Liberal You People.

*BREAK*

Phone Tony Lo Bianco, roving on New York City's streets

Lo Bianco is at the Holy Apostle Soup Kitchen, where there are at
least 200 homeless standing in line. Evidently, word has been
spread that the homeless can get free meals here and at other key
locations around the city. Interestingly enough, these shelter
locations that offer free food are blocks away from Penn Station
and Madison Square Garden. Lo Bianco reports that there is still
a heavy police presence in the area.

Rush tells Lo Bianco to come back to EIB headquarters to pick up
some Rush Limbaugh dittohead T-shirts and mugs so that they can
be distributed to the homeless. He suggests that Lo Bianco go via
37th Street in case CSPAN's cameras are getting scene footage; Lo
Bianco may thus even get on network news.

Rush is proud that his man has discovered the technique that New
York City has used to get the homeless out of the area around the
Democratic Convention. He plays his Homeless Update theme music,
and says that Lo Bianco is going to lay a trail of mugs and
shirts leading back to the Convention. In fact, EIB has some
Super Soakers left and may even distribute these awesome weapons
to the homeless so as to create more havoc.

Rush adds that the thrust of his show today will be to prove that
the Clinton/Gore ticket is not a centrist ticket - the Maxine
Walters, the Barney Franks, the Jesse Jacksons, the Ted Kennedys,
the Gus Savages, and the Howard Metzenbaums are the real
Democrats, and they will still have a major impact on the
direction that the Democratic party will take.

*BREAK*

Ross Perot spoke Saturday at an NAACP convention, but made a
series of "unfortunate gaffes." Rush comments that Perot did not
hang around to schmooze after his speech, but instead flew back
to Dallas immediately. Perot didn't realize that anything had
gone wrong until he turned on CNN back home. He didn't even
realize that he had been heckled during his speech.

Thus, Perot called CNN President Tom Johnson to have him tell
Bernard Shaw "I'm not a David Duke racist." Furthermore, Perot
told Johnson "I am living in a world of setups"; Perot blamed a
media conspiracy for what happened, and refused to go on TV to
defend himself, as Johnson requested. Instead he did a short
phone interview in which he apologized.

Rush finds it interesting that Perot made some mistakes but is
blaming the media for his own errors. Evidently Perot is seeing
conspiracies everywhere he goes. Rush, though, would like to
focus on things beyond Perot's "you people" remarks. Rush
interrupts himself to comment that a marching band is leading the
delegates into Madison Square Garden. The Democrats "have got
things figured out" and are trying to show themselves to be a
moderate party.

Rush was intrigued by Perot's attitude in his speech to the
NAACP. For example, Perot commented that when his father retired,
he continued to pay "you people with money he did not have."
Perot asked his father why he was doing this, and his father
replied "son, they are people, too." Rush calls this remark
pandering on a level that is far worse than any condescending
"you people" remarks. Rush is convinced, however, that Perot was
doing his best to illustrate his compassion for blacks, from his
own liberal perspective.

Perot also commented that when he was young, black people would
always come to his house for food, which his mother readily
supplied. One day a black child told Perot that his house was
marked with a hobo sign on the curb; when Perot asked his mother
if she wanted him to erase the mark, she said "no, son, they are
people, just like you and me. They are just down on their luck."

Rush says that Perot is obviously trying to show that he cares
about the less fortunate. However, what Perot basically said was
something similar along the lines of "all my friends are black."
He evidenced an attitude of condescension, and it is interesting
to note that this was Perot's first speech before a crowd which
was not full of his supporters. Rush thinks it is abundantly
clear that what Perot thinks is driving his campaign is the force
of his own personality. He seems to expect that people will roll
over for him no matter where he goes, and this indicates the size
of Perot's ego.

However, this being said, Rush has changed his position on Perot,
thanks to the polling data, and to the remarks made by Jackson
and Cuomo about Perot. In fact, Cuomo last night on Larry King
Live said that "like Perot, I deplore these Republican dirty
tricks. These Republican dirty tricks are more than I can handle.
So what if Perot blew up a coral reef? That's a good example of a
Republican dirty trick. That's not what's important here - let's
talk about the real issues - health care, jobs, and all that."

Thus, it's okay for Perot to illegally blow up a coral reef, and
it's a Republican dirty trick when the Associated Press releases
the story. Rush comments that if one fish is run over by Bush's
speedboat, he would be accused of environmental genocide. Rush is
curious as to why Cuomo and Jackson are so visibly defending
Perot. The answer is that the Democrats want Perot to stay viable
because 75% of Perot's support is coming from disenchanted
Republicans.

Furthermore, the Democrats feel that the anti-Bush crowd in
Perot's group will support Clinton should Perot falter. Thus,
Democrats like Cuomo are trying to keep Perot's candidacy alive a
little while longer in the hopes it will weaken Bush; by
supporting Perot, they also hope to be make their party more
attractive to Perot's people when Perot eventually fades.

Thus, the stronger Perot is, the better off Bush is. As long as
Perot remains strong, he is splitting the anti-Bush vote; should
Clinton get all of this vote, it could be disastrous. Thus, Rush
revises his previous policy on Perot to encourage the Perotnistas
to stay strong and close to their candidate. "Forget everything
I've said," states Rush, "we love the Perot campaign on this show
- for a while."

*BREAK*

Tony Lo Bianco has returned to the EIB center of operations, and
reports that the homeless "knew the deal" - one man didn't want
to talk on the air but he was fully aware of the politics that
are involved in offers of free meals. Rush gives Lo Bianco some
goodies and he leaves to play an EIB-style Santa Claus.

Phone Tim from Toledo, OH

Tim says that if Perot thinks he is being victimized by the
media, then "welcome to politics, sir!" Rush bets that Perot is
trying hard to convince Tom Johnson that CNN shouldn't air these
negative bits any more. Rush comments that the network coverage
is showing all sorts of "good looking, non-maggot-infested kids"
entering the Garden, and he bets that the Democrats have stolen
them from Republican parents.

Tim also says that Perot has at least 22 states right now, and he
wonders if there is any cut-off date for Perot getting on the
ballot. Rush says that the different states have different dates
- New York, for example, won't let him start collecting
signatures until the end of the month. Even if Perot doesn't get
on all 50 states, he can still run for President. However, some
in the press are now speculating that Perot won't make it and
thus are wondering where he will send his support.

Tim wonders why Perot didn't blame his speech writers for his
faux pas, and Rush says that Perot's first line in his speech was
"I don't have speech writers." Curiously enough, Perot didn't
take any of his handlers along with him to the NAALYP, and Rush
bets that Ed Rollins and Hamilton Jordan are scratching their
heads trying to figure out how to get out of this.

Rush adds that the NAALYP is going to make some huge cash
contributions to the Democrats soon. He bets that Jesse Jackson
has taken the position he has because of the contributions that
have been made to his Rainbow Coalition.

*BREAK*

Phone Rick from Johnson City, TN

Rick says that the local Perot campaign has named a new director
- Jim Jones. Rush breaks out in uncontrollable laughter, and Rick
adds that the Perot supporters evidently want their share of the
KoolAid, too. <<For those who don't know, Jim Jones was the
leader of a cult that set up a commune named Jonestown in Guyana.
When Jones' followers killed a visiting congressman, Jones forced
his followers to commit suicide by drinking cyanide-laced grape
KoolAid.>>

Rush admits that this campaign is getting good now, and he
mentions the rumor that Perotnistas are planning to tie up the
lines of TV and radio talk shows. He promises more on this later.

*BREAK*

SECOND HOUR

Items

o       Rush has been advised that numerous Perotnistas are
trying to clog up as many talk show lines as they can, so as to
maximize the discussion of Perot on these shows. Rush will keep a
close eye on this strategy, so as to prevent the monopolization
of his valuable phone lines.

o       Tony Lo Bianco has proven that the homeless can be taken
care of, without the need for massive federal spending. All of
these human debris (a much more palatable word than "scum'") have
been removed from the area around the Garden, and Rush again asks
if this can be done for the convention, then why can't it be done
on a permanent basis. The deal the city cut with the homeless was
simple - get out of Penn Station and get free food.

Lo Bianco has returned to the homeless soup kitchen with bags
full of Rush Limbaugh mugs, caps, and T-shirts, as well as some
Super Soakers. He will call in with a progress report shortly.

o       Yesterday Rush told the story of Jose Kiko Garcia, who
was an immigrant drug dealer trained in the Dominican Republic.
There were 200 murders in Washington Height during the past two
years, but Garcia's death received the press coverage because he
was allegedly just a poor immigrant trying to escape the
"oppression" of his home country. Garcia, though, had prior drug
convictions, and was high when he was killed.

Today's NY Post reports that Garcia was "loaded with cocaine" at
the time of his death, although numerous eye witnesses denied
this. Garcia may not have deserved to die, but by the same token
he was not a harmless immigrant - he was a man who came to this
country to get rich by breaking the law. He gambled on his life
by betting that he could serve his three years as a drug dealer
and return to his homeland a rich man; like many others, though,
Garcia lost.

o       The "Cop Killer" CD by Ice-T is being shipped to radio
stations in imitation body bags, according to a story in US News
and World Report. This "promotional gimmick" should show that
Time/Warner, a major corporate sponsor of the Democratic National
convention, is not concerned about the First Amendment rights of
its artists, but only about the almighty dollar. Rush reminds the
audience of the chorus to Ice-T's song - "die, die, die, pig, die
- *bleep* the police."

Time Warner is obviously exploiting the publicity that the song
has gotten, and it is this kind of stuff that gives corporations
a bad name. Liberal Democrats and other socialist leftists like
Oliver Stone and Michael Douglas continually attack American
business, and here is a classic example of American business
exploiting obscenity for its own profit. The left claims that
business doesn't care about the people and their communities, but
they are strangely supportive of this particular, exploitative
business.

This is the kind of stuff that conservatives have to focus on
since it illustrates just how liberal the new "moderate"
Democratic party is. Another example is that Al Gore, who used to
be a pro-life politician, is not only pro-choice now but is a
sponsor of the Freedom of Choice Act. Cal Thomas recently said
that this Act is nothing but an "abortion-on-demand" act, and
Gore made the case for Thomas yesterday when he said that any
national health care plan must include federal funding for
abortion-on-demand. Rush says that this doesn't sound like a
centrist ticket to him.

*BREAK*

Items

o       Madonna's comment was "I want to throw up" when she heard
that Gore had been chosen as Clinton's running mate.

o       The homeless have been dispersed from the Holy Apostle
homeless shelter, and Lo Bianco is trying to find out where they
have been moved. However, he is still distributing his EIB
goodies - mugs, baseball caps, and T-shirts - to whatever
homeless he can find.

Phone Tammy from Detroit, MI

Tammy says that a Democrat called a local talk show a few weeks
ago during the Sister Souljah debate, and said that Rush had
asked his listeners whom they would like to kill. When one
listener said "Jesse Jackson," the Democrat reported that Rush
said "yeah, I know what you mean."

Rush says that this bit was to put the First Amendment rights
shoe on the other foot, and he was asking his callers to say whom
they would like to see dead. The fact that a liberal took umbrage
at this is exactly Rush's point - this sort of thing is tasteless
and objectionable; yet, when someone like Sister Souljah says the
same thing liberals defend her. Rush's point was to illustrate
this glaring hypocrisy.

Tammy says that a number of other Detroit listeners later called
in to defend Rush and explain what really happened. Rush is glad
to know that. Tammy also comments that Bono is no longer the
ugliest rock star in the world as he has cleaned up his act; Rush
bets that his show has had some influence in this. Rush adds that
Axl Rose has finally been arrested at JFK airport on an
outstanding arrest warrant which was issued last year after he
assaulted some fans who took pictures of him during a concert in
St. Louis.

Phone Dave from Orange Park, FL

Dave wonders whatever happened to Rita from Detroit. Rush doesn't
know and explains that Rita was a young black woman who claimed
to be the fiancee of Louis Farrakhan. She also said that
Farrakhan had a ship in orbit that was beaming up blacks so that
they could be relocated to a black state in Africa. Perhaps Rita
has been beamed up herself.

Dave mentions that he is actually from Green Cove Springs, FL,
but he is "not a horse lover." Rush comments that a Green Coves
Spring man was arrested recently for having sex with a horse.
Dave explains that he moved away from the area because he was
"tired of the long walk out to the barn to kiss it." Dave has
further comments about a newspaper story, but Rush has run out of
time and thus holds him through the break.

*BREAK*

Rush comments that Lo Bianco, wearing a Dittohead T-shirt, has
found the CSPAN cameraman and is now on camera in his full glory.
Lo Bianco calls in on his cellular phone and Rush tells him to
come closer to the cameras; however, as he does, CSPAN cut away
to the Birdbath Laundramat in Manchester, New Hampshire. To make
matters worse, Lo Bianco's phone line goes dead.

The EIB staff and Rush are laughing uncontrollably as Rush admits
that this was a "cheap showbiz trick - what a shameless move."
The EIB staff, though, yells out "yeah, but it worked." Rush bets
that CSPAN will never ask him to be on their shows again, but he
is interested in knowing when CSPAN will rebroadcast Lo Bianco's
debut on national TV.

Phone Dave from Orange Park, FL (continued)

Dave says that in the Florida Times Union yesterday was an
article about how the Comedy Central will be giving the
Democratic convention more coverage than the major networks. Rush
says that this is true, and comments that Comedy Central offered
him the job of being floor reporter during the convention. Rush
declined it because he wanted his comments on the convention to
be taken seriously; also, the Comedy Central reporters are
heavily liberal and Rush would be outnumbered as usual.

Rush wonders, though, why CSPAN decided that the Birdbath
Laundramat was more important than Tony Lo Bianco giving out EIB
merchandise. Rush comments that he used to like to go to
laundramats and watch women's underwear tumble in their drivers.
For some reason, though, this tended to unnerve the women.

Phone Jay from Norfolk, VA

Jay doesn't see why it's hypocritical for Clinton to pray, and
Rush replies that it is the Democratic party that fights tooth
and nail to remove God from the classroom and every other public
event. Yet, when it fits their political purposes, they eagerly
embrace God at their convention. This is nothing more than a
calculated attempted to make the party look good, moderate, and
centrist.

Phone Eric from Youngstown, OH

Eric says that the June 28th edition of the NY Times magazine had
an article about Ross Perot's speech before the National
Governor's Association in 1987. Perot spent 20 minutes talking
about the federal deficit, the decline of the cities, and the
deterioration of America's industrial base. Afterwards, the
Chairman of the group, Bill Clinton, was so impressed that he
said Perot should "make a bid for the White House." Clinton was
Chairman of the group because he was elected number one governor
for that year.

Rush is astounded to hear this, and finds it interesting that
Clinton suggested the Presidency to Perot. However, Cuomo was
also the one who suggested that Perot appear on Larry King's
show. Eric wonders, though, if Clinton is endorsing Perot, then
where does that leave Clinton. Rush says that Clinton is not
really endorsing Perot, and that this event happened five years
ago. But still, it is an interesting comment.

Rush comments that what is also interesting is that on two
separate appearances yesterday, Mario Cuomo made it quite clear
in seven explicit references that Bill Clinton was going to raise
taxes. Cuomo also stated that this was a great and "visionary"
thing, and Clinton should be applauded for his courage.

The NY Daily News has the headline "Cuomo Lauds Clinton for the
Truth," but everyone else is aghast. Raising taxes is a
guaranteed defeat, and besides, Clinton has said he would raise
taxes only on the top 2% of wage earners. Cuomo, though, has done
his best to sabotage the campaigns of Mondale and Dukakis, and
now appears to be doing the same for Clinton.

Cuomo said that "the new responsibility of the politicians is to
tell us the truth - the bad news. `Look, I'm Bill Clinton. I'm
going to solve your problems, but I'm going to have to raise your
taxes. I know that Mondale said it and lost but I'm going to say
it anyway.'" Cuomo is putting words into Clinton's mouth;
although Clinton would definitely raise taxes, he has not said
anything like Cuomo has stated.

Is Cuomo really trying to help Clinton? Cuomo also said "we the
Democrats have a duty to win. It is our responsibility, it is our
right to win and save this country." Cuomo also said that the
American people want to know if their candidates can get them
work, get them health care, and get education for their children.
Liberalism is the art of taking the money away from the working
class, so that it can be given to others, with the net result
that the politicians are empowered by this transfer.

Cuomo wants all new jobs to be created by government in a
resurgence of the New Deal. This is pure, undiluted liberalism.
Cuomo wouldn't even tell reporters if he would accept a
nomination as Supreme Court Justice because it "wouldn't be
useful." Thus, secrecy is okay for Democrats when it suits their
purposes, but Clinton still wants Supreme Court Justices to
explicitly state how they would vote on Roe vs. Wade.

Yesterday, Cuomo was at a tribute to Jesse Jackson at the Apollo
Theater and said "if Jesse Jackson were not an African-American,
he would have already been elected President of the United
States." Rush comments that Cuomo does not sound like someone who
is really aligned behind Clinton.

*BREAK*

Rush states that EIB's program to distribute high-quality
merchandise to the needy has been an unqualified success. Lo
Bianco has returned to the EIB studios, and says that he gave the
goodies to the homeless at 9th and 29th. The homeless at Penn
Station were told to go to the Holy Apostle soup kitchen to get
food; they weren't asked, but told to leave Penn Station.

Lo Bianco says that the volunteers at the soup kitchen were
slightly suspicious, but were then very supportive. The homeless
also seemed to be very appreciative of these gifts; one guy said
"I don't want a mug, I want a gun" and thus Lo Bianco gave him a
Super Soaker. Lo Bianco, though, failed to tell the man to go
back to the Garden, but hopes that he'll do that on his own. The
stuff went very quickly, and one homeless man even took the empty
shopping bags.

Rush comments that he saw Lo Bianco as clear as life on CSPAN,
but the network cut to the Birdbath Laundramat in Manchester, NH
as Lo Bianco approached the camera. Lo Bianco bets that the
cameraman was a Democrat, but Rush suspects that they simply
thought that the laundramat was a better picture than Lo Bianco.

Rush says that Lo Bianco should go back out on the streets to
give some EIB merchandise to the Democratic delegates milling
around 33rd and 7th streets. Lo Bianco is glad to do this as he
even bought a can of grape KoolAid for precisely this reason.
Rush warns him that he may get in trouble for doing this, but
promises that EIB will bail him out if it comes to that.

*BREAK*

Phone Mark from Toledo, OH

Mark comments about Time Warner's corporate sponsorship of the
Democratic convention, but wonders if it is a conflict of
interest as Tipper Gore is trying to put warning labels on
Warner's records. Rush doesn't see any great conflict about this
since warning labels are really old news. Steve Ross, CEO of Time
Warner, though is a decidedly liberal person, and thus his
political ideology would support the Democratic party no matter
what.

*BREAK*

THIRD HOUR

Rush promises to replay portions of today's show on a "Best of
Rush" show since EIB is now doing the media's job for them.
Nobody else is tracking down what has happened to the homeless
who normally surround the Madison Square Garden area. On the
first day of the Democratic convention, however, the homeless are
nowhere to be seen. "Ace correspondent" Tony Lo Bianco, though,
found them five blocks away at a soup kitchen.

This is curious - for years the Democrats have been claiming that
homelessness was the fault of Reagan and Bush, and that the city
couldn't do anything about them without massive federal aid and
news taxes. Yet when it comes time for the convention, Mayor
Dinkins manages to make the homeless disappear.

Thus, it has been demonstrated that the area can be made livable
for those people who are living responsible lives and taking care
of themselves. Of course, a lot of Democrats are upset because
they want the homeless to be on display as a way of illustrating
the true evils of Bush and Reagan.

Rush wants to continue his campaign to show just how leftist the
Gore/Clinton campaign really is. Earlier this year, Rush related
how it was Albert Gore who first brought out the Willie Horton
issue. During his 1988 campaign for President, Gore hired one of
Cuomo's issues advisors as a member of his campaign staff. This
Cuomo aide was the one who found the Willie Horton issue, and
Gore was the first to use it against Michael Dukakis.

Yesterday, George Will asked Gore about this on This Week With
David Brinkley. Gore claimed that he only raised the generic
issue of crime, without even knowing Horton's name or race. This
can also be said of the Republicans, though - they only told the
story about Willie Horton and just showed his picture. Horton's
name and race are irrelevant - what Horton did was the most
important aspect of this issue.

In fact, very few people actually saw the Willie Horton ad when
it was first aired - it ran on only a few cable stations, and the
majority of Americans heard about it only when the Democrats made
a big stink about it. It was Albert Gore, though, who first used
the Willie Horton issue.

Last week Cal Thomas was guest host on Crossfire, and one of the
guests was the primary media advisor to Clinton and Gore. Thomas
said that Clinton and Gore were in favor of the Freedom of Choice
Act, "which is an abortion-on-demand act." The advisor went
ballistic and said that "we are not pro-abortion, we are pro-
choice." This simply isn't true - Rush has said he is pro-choice
but hopes that the choice is for life; feminists and other pro-
choicers, though, refuse to let him say such a thing.  Pro-choice
is just a label they use to take the edge off of the fact that
they are in favor of abortion.

Yesterday, Gore also said that "any national health care plan
must include federal funding for abortion." If this isn't
abortion-on-demand, then nothing is. Gore is a co-sponsor of the
Freedom of Choice Act, and even though his advisors are denying
it, Gore is heavily pro-abortion.

The Democrats, though, are trying to backpedal this liberalism by
making a number of departures from the past - they are making
prayer and God a prominent part of their convention, are
including freshly-scrubbed faces of young "pure kids with hair no
lower than their ears," the flag flying everywhere, and more;
this is being done so that people will believe that Clinton's
"moderation" has taken over the party.

This is not true - liberalism still has a stranglehold on the
party. For example, when the Supreme Court ruled on the
Pennsylvania abortion law, Lee Hamilton stated that he liked the
decision and didn't think it was unreasonable to ask a woman to
wait 24 hours before having an abortion. One critic of the law
complained that this would cause women to spend an extra night in
a hotel room, but it is ridiculous to place the cost of a hotel
room above that of human life.

In any case, Clinton had already announced that he had an
abortion litmus test for any Supreme Court nominees. It's obvious
that Republicans have had no such pro-life litmus test since
David Souter would not have been nominated if one existed.
Clinton, though, insisted that any Justice he nominates would
have to state his opinion on abortion.

Although Lee Hamilton couldn't pass this litmus test himself, the
backstage scuttlebutt is that Clinton really preferred Hamilton
to Gore. Several radical feminist activists, though, told Clinton
that Hamilton would be unacceptable as he is not 100% pro-choice.
This led to the choice of Gore, and shows that Clinton is still a
puppet whose strings are being pulled by those on the liberal
left of the Democratic party.

This story, though, will not be reported by the media since it is
the media that is trying to prop up Clinton's campaign and
resuscitate his candidacy. The convention even appears as "one
hell of a hootenanny" because the 5000 delegates and 15,000 media
members all think that the Clinton/Gore ticket can win. They will
therefore do anything to avoid tarring Clinton and Gore with the
liberal brush.

Rush therefore has a new campaign strategy - he is now all in
favor of keeping the Perot candidacy alive, even though it means
a loss in support to Bush. However, by keeping Perot in the race,
the liberal Clinton/Gore vote may be split, which will counteract
the resuscitation effort being made by the media.

Rush knows that Perot really didn't mean any racist remarks
during his speech to the NAAYP, and Mario Cuomo and Jesse Jackson
have said as much. Perot undoubtedly is a regular listener of
Rush's show, and figured that if Rush could say "you people" then
he could, too. Perot was only being a visionary, showing that the
NAACP should become National Association for the Advancement of
You People. This is compassionate and caring and shows above all
that "they are people, too."

*BREAK*

Rush reads a letter Senator Gore sent to a constituent in 1987.
Although Rush has no doubts that Gore is a nice guy and a sincere
family man, Rush still thinks ideology matters and that
liberalism is detrimental to this country. America clearly
doesn't need more liberalism such as the massive tax increases
that Clinton is bound to implement.

In 1987, Albert Gore wrote a letter to a Tennessee constituent
about federal funding of abortion. In the letter, Gore said that
he opposed the federal funding of abortion, which is "arguably
the taking of an innocent life." He stated that his goal was to
reduce the great number of abortions that were taking place.
Putting the issue of abortion aside, this letter clearly shows
who is pulling the strings in the Democratic party since Gore has
now acceded to the demands of the liberal wing of the party which
insists that all candidates must be pro-choice, no matter what.

Rush promises to go over Senator Phil Gramm's analysis of
Clinton's economic plan. Gramm says that the first year that
Clinton's plan is implemented, it will cost business $125
billion, which is two-thirds of all business profits for 1991.
This will certainly destroy many businesses in this country.

*BREAK*

Items

o       Rush asks if Lo Bianco has called in yet with a status
report about his distribution of EIB merchandise to Democratic
delegates. When told that the phone lines have been silent, Rush
wonders if perhaps Lo Bianco has been picked up by one of the
cops surrounding the Garden. However, he doubts that this is what
has happened, and instead bets that Lo Bianco is having lunch at
McDonalds. He laments that you can only get 90% out of people,
and then the other 10% "flat-out disappoints you."

o       Rush repeats that the story of his call from the LA
Times, and how he is walking around with his hand over his wallet
more than ever because there are "5,000 of the most cultured,
refined, and unassuming pickpockets in the country."

Phone Roger from Cape Girardeau, MO

Roger is another alumnus from Cape Girardeau Central High School,
and Rush comments that it's pretty easy to fool the teachers
there. Roger agrees but says that Miss Sackman was "one hard
nut," and Rush comments that this history teacher loved his
grandfather, allowing Rush "to get away with a lot of
mediocrity."

Roger saw Governor Ann Richards on TV yesterday morning, and when
asked about Clinton's alleged improprieties, Richards said "I
don't care what you guys do in your off hours, it's if you can
run the government or not." Roger wonders if Richards has changed
her attitude towards men now.

Rush doesn't think so, as this sentiment is pretty typical of
liberal Democrats. He points out that Barbara Jordan said in 1987
that no man has the capacity to be understanding, sensitive, or
caring. "It's just not in the male biology." Jordan is revered as
one of the most articulate members of the Democratic party, and
she hasn't backtracked from her comments.

For Richards to make a similar statement is interesting because
it's obviously true - the Democrats don't care about the private
lives of JFK, Ted Kennedy, or Barney Frank. Of course, when she
says that what's important is how they run the government, she
really means that they must be running it in a liberal way.

Phone Amy from Provo, UT

Amy heard Lloyd Bentsen's endorsement of Clinton/Gore on the
Today show last week, and she found it interesting since Bentsen
has been a strong critic of Quayle's youth. Rush comments that
the most common praise of Gore is that he's an experienced member
of the Senate, and an expert on the environment. Yet, Quayle's
experience in government - as House member, Senator, and Vice
President - is two years more than Gore's.

Of course, the Democrats have always harped on the image of
Quayle being some sort of buffoon, and this is the core of their
criticism. Bentsen is pointing out and praising the youth of the
Clinton/Gore ticket simply because he is making a predictable,
partisan comment.

Rush is now going to play a historic call from Rita of Detroit,
who believes that her fiance Louis Farrakhan is beaming up black
people to his spaceship the "Mother Plane."

<<Note: this is a verbatim transcript - honest, I'm not making
any of this up. Just assume that there is a huge "SIC" surround
this transcript.>>

Phone Rita from Detroit, MI

<<Rita>> Let me just say this - there is a spaceship called the
Mother Plane, and on the Mother Plane it has, what is called 1500
bombing planes, and very soon in the 1990, before the closure on
the UFO phenomena, which has been withheld from the public, will
be exposed.

<<Rush>> Ahh. I see.

<<Rita>> The Pentagon, NASA Space program, the President of the
United States, and the Joint Chief of Staff, both Congress and
the Senator of the USA, as well as the Navy and Air Force
intelligence, FBI and CIA will be forced . . .

<<Rush>> You forgot Interpol, you forgot Interpol.

<<Rita>> . . . well, will be forced to face the nation in the
mounting crisis in the air and in the land and in the sea, and
give up the secret. What are the secrets? The secret is that the
President and his Chief Joints of Staff are planning a secret war
involving their over 40 year knowledge of an encounter with the
Gurblackta fleet, which has been called the Unidentified Flying
Saucer.

<<Rush>> Rita, Rita, Rita - hang on just a minute. The Chiefs of
Joints, as you say, the chairman of the Chiefs of Joints is a
black man.

<<Rita>> Colin Colonel Powell? He is . . .

<<Rush>> Colonel Colin Powell . . . it's Colonel Colin Powell.
General! General Colin Powell. It's General Colin Powell.

<<Rita>> Well, let me rephrase this. Because he is planning
genocide on the black community as Minister Farrakhan has
revealed to the masses of the people that President Bush has sat
down with Colonel Colin Powell to plan genocide against the black
community. But this is why the event - the Mother Plane - is
there, and the Mother Plane will destroy England, and that's why
you notice that when the first sightings of the writings in the
hedges - uh, from Stone Hinges - and the writing in the grass was
50 miles from what is called Stone Hedges in England . . .

<<Rush>> Stone Hedges, yes . . .

<<Rita>> The Mother Plane with the 1500 bombing planes will drop
three baby planes - three bombs on England and destroy England,
and also she will destroy your Navy, uh, your Air, uh, the uh,
your uh, your American air bases, and her jets and everything.

<<end of call>>

Rush adds that EIB has 9 more minutes of this call, and he will
share it with his listeners throughout the week because Rita is a
Democratic voter, who is part of Jesse Jackson's constituency,
"and she is in the camp." Rush muses on the whims of fate which
makes some people delegates while others "could be delegates but
for some unfortunate reason aren't."

*BREAK*

Phone Tony Lo Bianco on the corner of 33rd and 7th

Lo Bianco mentions that he is next to the CSPAN cameras again,
but is keeping his distance. Rush plays a tape Lo Bianco made of
him giving away some EIB merchandise - a Democratic delegate is
asked if he is familiar with Rush Limbaugh and he says "oh,
absolutely, sure." Two delegates simply say "why not" and "might
as well" when Lo Bianco asks them if they want EIB merchandise.

When another delegate receives a mug he comments that "I feel
conservative just holding it. This rampant conservatism is coming
up from the ground and enveloping me. I was a Democrat before I
came here, but now with this mug in my hand and these shirts
before me, I'm voting for - is Rush running?" Lo Bianco gives his
final T-shirt away to a grateful delegate who says "last one?
Then I must be in right - thank you for the T-shirt, and bless
everybody and peace."

Rush is glad to know that all ethnic groups, races, and sexes are
enjoying his fabled EIB merchandise, and Lo Bianco was surprised
that doing this was really fun. However, Rush still can't see Lo
Bianco on the CSPAN cameras, and he figures out that his employee
is standing on the wrong side of the phone booth. Rush tells Lo
Bianco that he should move to the other side to get on camera. Lo
Bianco complains "the phone cord is only so long."

Rush tells Lo Bianco that he has done a terrific job and asks him
if he kept some Rush merchandise for himself; Lo Bianco admits
that he has already set some aside for his personal use. Rush
calls him a "thief" and tells him to distribute all the
merchandise. Lo Bianco points out that he could have lied to
Rush, but didn't. Rush admits that this is true, and thus EIB
will reward him later by giving him some goodies for his own use.

Rush comments that Lo Bianco will be on the streets all week, and
when Lo Bianco is distributing KoolAid on Wednesday, he will even
be protected by Curtis Sliwa's Guardian Angels. Rush, though,
would like to find the California delegation so that Lo Bianco
can make them feel at home by giving them some IOUs for EIB
merchandise.

*BREAK*

Phone Mike from Fallbrook, CA

Mike is glad that Rush is covering the Democratic convention
since the media is only going to "softball it." He thinks,
though, that if Ross Perot really thinks that the people are the
owners of the country, and will decide how the country should
work, Perot should put his money where his mouth is and allow the
people to choose his running mate.

Rush calls that a great idea, especially as Perot has repeatedly
said that he is running for President only because the people
have chosen him to run. If the owners of the country have chosen
their Presidential candidate, then they should also choose their
Vice Presidential candidate. Rush calls this a reasonable request
and as the Ross Perot theme music plays in the background, he
thanks Mike for the great idea.

-- 
John Switzer               | 50 years from now, nobody will
                           | remember Candice Bergen or Murphy
74076.1250@Compuserve.com  | Brown, but every school kid will
jrs@netcom.com             | be taught about President Quayle.
Xref: sparky alt.fan.rush-limbaugh:5401 alt.rush-limbaugh:4886