From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.cascade,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo
Subject: I should buy a Van Der Meers (Was: I think my rent is in arears (Was: This'll be long, in a few years (Was: Dana Plato had too many beers (Was: Michael Jackson decided to shift gears (Was: Alfred E. Newman has big ears (Was: David Ogden Steirs (Was: hate my peers (Was: Gored by steers (Was: bored to tears)))))))))
Date: 10 Oct 1992 18:51:19 -0700
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Keywords: cascade in subject line; be sure to close your parens

In article <1992Oct10.101657.11755@umbc3.umbc.edu> williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes:
>In article <1992Oct9.064446.16547@news.acns.nwu.edu> petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
)>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
)>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
)>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
)>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
)>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
)>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
)>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
)>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
)>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Linksvayer) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
)>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
)>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
)>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
)>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
)>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
)>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
)>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
)>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
)>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
)>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
)>I tried to swallow when he came.
>This cascade gives me a migrane.
Must be all that aspartame.

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