HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester and & masons
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:59:01 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <ins450m.721980893@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:

>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>>csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (MR X) writes:
>>>	3) jester@edu.purdue.cc.sage	Christopher Jack DanielS Christian
>>>					            ^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>						Isnt that a drink?

>>first of all its jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
>>and secondly.....
>And how old are you, little boy?

>>my name is not a drink. Jack Daniels is a drink...my middle
>>nam,e has no S at the end..... nyah!
>Yes it does, LOOK!

>>Jester aka I am not a drink, I am not a drink
>Eccles aka I am a teapot.
J Seam aak You are a piece of tail!
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jester the desert
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:29:10 GMT

>>>>Jester aka I am not a drink, I am not a drink
>>>Meetch aka Nope, but you are a loony.
>>Jester aka oo..swift eh....just took you this long to figure
>>that out eh....i mean...you'd think you would have realized this
>>after i mailed myself to you in pieces last spring...
>Meetch aka Ooooh!  I thought that was a funny looking box of chocolates!
Jester aka you ate me..how could you eat me?
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From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 16 Nov 92 12:34:12 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov13.142927.3947@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov10.191620.793@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> Gina the curvatious blonde tries to seduce the engaged 'skwish dude:
>> 
>>> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>>>> 
>>>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>>>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>>>> 
>>>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
>>> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
>>> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
>>> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
>>> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
>>> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
>>> reach all by my self.
>> 
>> Well, Gina, I must say that you have sparked my interest...what kinds of things
>> are you BEST at? If the sleazyness contest is any measure, well...(anyways, all
>> married men need an extramarital affair with a sensuous woman now and again)
> I'll spark more than your interest. just give me a chance. I'm best
> at...well, try me out; you'll see. I keep telling you--the romantic
> side of sleaze is my speciality. Have you ever felt like you were
> higher than Mt. McKinley NATURALLY?  Then get with me and you'll see..
> 
>> 
>> The 'skwish dude aka are you game Gina
> Gina aka i don't play games, I win


Cool it, Gina. You've got everyone else, so give it a rest.

Meredith threatening PISS OFF HE'S MINE
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Complaints.
Date: 22 Nov 92 19:58:27 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00479-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <ins450m.722323469@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!ames!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!caen!uunet!munnari.oz.au!bruce.cs.monash.edu.au!monu6!aurora.cc.monash.edu.au!ins450m
|> From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
|> Subject: Complaints.
|> Message-ID: <ins450m.722323469@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
|> Sender: news@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au (Usenet system)
|> Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
|> Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 00:24:29 EST
|> Lines: 8
|> 
|> There have been a lot of complaints about the content of the newsgroup
|> recently (always :) ) so, if people would like, I'll keep a basic
|> python archive so that questions may be answered, and we can get
|> on with our normal rot. :)
|> 
|> Eccles
|> 
|> 
|> 
If they don't like whats on our bleed'n newsgroup tell'um to shove off.
They can go join alt.strictly.serious.topics.under.penalty.of.death.and.
	certinally.no.python.like.stuff.here.

chestnutt aka its not like those anal retentive gits don't have a choice!
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: le gumby celebre
Date: 16 Nov 92 21:05:51 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Nov13.145640.3954@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>In article <1992Nov12.032632.8022@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
>> Sorry, but I've been right off that since I got out of Dannemora.  You
>> couldn't keep your boxers up for two minutes together there.
>> 
>> Nice of you to offer though.
>> 
>> Dan "Tool of Satan
>Sorry, my boxers keep falling down. Want to pivk them up for me,
>though?

If I wanted you to pick them up, I wouldn't keep pulling them
down, now would I??

>Gina aka tool of venus
Jamus <=== tool of ginas
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 04:45:24 GMT

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:

>In article <BxIu3D.AFy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>} phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>} >jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>} 
>} >}Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
>} >Phil squig or is that "frosting-tipped tracts of land"?
>} Court Jester aka I think its Gina Tits seen across the land......
>Phil squig Gina Tits in *whose* hand?
Eccles aka Tina Git held whose band?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Spanish Inquistion
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 04:27:00 GMT

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <1992Nov12.184805.2276@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>|In article <1992Nov12.090616.13794@aber.ac.uk>  writes:
>|} 
>|} 	In article <1992Nov7.172556.2181@gacvx2.gac.edu> 
>|} 	phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) did say :
>|} 
>|} ->In article <BxB8Hw.Exw@ccu.umanitoba.ca>  writes:
>|} ->} NOOOObody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!
>|} ->
>|} ->Uhhhh, I expected it.
>|} Well, I was not going to say anything but I expected it too...
>|} 
>|} However, due to an unfortunate accident I got the Spamish Requisition.
>|} A bit of a pisser really.
>|} 
>|} Pag aka I ask again what happened to all the aka's ?
>|
>|I am a liscenced aka carrier...however, due to rampant disreguard for what I  
>|thought was an *exculsive* liscence, I have quit using them.  Actually, the  
>|idea was put forth some time back, but it would seem the instigator has  
>|reverted back to his normal mode.

>Yes, I'm completely normal again ... all the time ... well, not when
>it's dark, but normally, when I can see properly (ANTELOPE!) I don't
>behave silly any(UNDIES! UNDIES! UNDIES!)more ... Now, would you
>please (LET GO OF MY LEG DAMMIT!) excuse me, I have normal, serious
>things to (zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZT!) do ...  I wanted to be a gynaecologist.

Look you stop these naughty going ow on the newsgrup. You know
very sproing that we have decided to limit being silly to between
the hours of four am and 3:58 am.
Now bbbbbbbbbb you stop immediately, or I shall be forced to
reciprocatew.

>|However, I did not wish to make my name blatently known, for fear of the Comfy  
>|chair.  
Arghj
>|
>|XXXXXXX squig does that explain it?
> ^^^^^^^ I can see the word `Phil' shining through or am I mistaken here?
No, there's definately a Phil there.

>Jos aka Founder Of The Akas! (12.142 points) BONG!
Eccles aka All bow down and worship Jos!!! (let x=18.9)
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From: olemik@iesd.auc.dk (Ole Mikael Soerensen)
Subject: What did the Knights say?
Organization: Mathematics and Computer Science, Aalborg University
Distribution: alt.fan.monty-python
Date: 18 Nov 92 12:09:17


Hi Monty Python lovers out there.

Being a stupid dane, who has recently watched 
"King Arthur and the Quest for the Holy Grale",
I wonder: What did the Knights say after having stopped saying 'NI'?

It was something like: eki-eki-eki....

Surely, one of you out there must know that. :-)

Please reply via E-MAIL.

I really liked the film. One of the best scenes was:

Pie Jesu Domine (Schmak) Donat eies Requiem (Schmak)....

/Ole

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From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Ginus buhsum
Organization: Biology Department, Gumby University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 05:23:31 GMT


University studies have confirmed Gina's genus as Ginus buhsum.
The study involved showing her spam blots and timing how long it took her
to either a) eat the spam
	  b) run for a nearby keyboard
	  c) begin chatting up the lab assistant
At least, that was the theory. The head researcher never who was counting
the number of seconds never got to 7.

Professor D.B. Gumby, B.Vole, M.Chrys., D.Spam, Grad. Dip. Brick.
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:00:31 GMT

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:

>In article <1992Nov17.080120.29599@DIALix.oz.au>  writes:
>} phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) bids:
>} 
>} >In article <BxIunE.D3H@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>} >} Yep you heard it right..I'm for sale...
>} >} 
>} >} So post your offers for my body, soul, sex, nifty costume
>} >} and whatever else you want to buy from/off/of mine
>} >} 
>} >} Court Jester aka wow, I'm full of ideas.....
>} 
>} >I'll begin the bidding with a case of Spam.
>} 
>} Half a case!  And no higher.

>Now now now, silly.  *One* case is twice the amount of *half* a case.  I'll up  
>your bid to a quarter case.

um.... two eigths of a case. Following Einsteins relativity, if
you spilt a quater of a case, then you shouls release some energy,
as degenerate mass decays. Thus 2 eiths is less than 1 quater.

> 
>} >Phil squig I've got a truckload of the stuff, so don't try to overbid me!!!
>} Meetch aka No, but I do have a tin opener handy... lunch anyone?
>Phil squig physics is dangerous for the mind.
Eccles aka A little vocabulary is a dangerous thing - GAZEEBO
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From: jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.)
Subject: Re: Gumbys of the world unite. (part2)
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 08:52:09 GMT

Well, my last question really seperated the pythons from the cobras.

Heres another tester .........

What is the correct pronounciation of "Mr Raymond Luxury Yaucht" ???



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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jesters Objection........
Keywords: NEWS, WHAT, WHEN, HOW, SENSE, INTELLIGENCE
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:14:34 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>aep@aber.ac.uk writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) did say (in B1FF mode) :
>>->WHAT I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IS LACK OF INTELIGENT POSTINGS..
>>->I MEAN I WAS GONE FOR 4 WHOLE DAYS AND 216 ARTICLES AND I REPLIED
>>->TO 2 OF THEM..THAT IS BLOODY RIDICULOUS.......IF THIS KEEPS UP I MIGHT
>>->HAVE TO DO SOMETHIGN DRASTIC AGAIN....LIKE RUN ANOTHER CROOKED ELECTION
>>->OR NOT TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON.....
>>
>>Jester, come on. Intelligence, on this newsgoup, nah, this is for 
>>complete sillines..

>i know what was i thinking.....thats it...
>i was not thinking..it was my brains day off......

Have some vodka - it can have a year on sick leave :) :*)

>>As for another crooked election, no do not do it.... no no no...
>>arg... help <splat> 

>oo..how about a crooked female in the crook of my arms doing
>crooked things in front of children?

Except the last, ok.

>>Think yourself lucky that the news articles actually got to you. I mean
>>you could be here, where the news articles sort of turn up two millenia
>>after they were posted, if we are real lucky.

>I know....well....going to a school with the highest ftp load in the world
>we are so very lucky.....

No shit. You should see the amount of mail that goes between here and
purdue, phenomenal.

>>->Jestere aka on a rampage yet again.......
>>Pag aka don't do it, no no..........<kerboom>...to late. 
>Jester aka never suspect the Jester Rampageition
Eccles ----> Aka goes here, when I can think of summin

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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Orationes in Verrem aka Making jester mad.
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 01:45:01 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de writes:
>>Si quis vestrum, Gina et Leather et Meredith et Eccels et
>>Chestnutt et Heidi E Schmidt et David Bromage et Sprooney et
>>Turlow et Jester, aut eorum, qui adsunt, forte
>>miratur me, qui tot annos in alt.fan.monty-python ita
>>sim versatus, ut legerim multos, laeserim neminem, subito
>>nunc mutata voluntae ad accusandum descendere, is, si mei
>>consilii causam rationemque cognoverit, una et id, quod facio,
>>probabit et in hac causa profecto neminem praeponendum mihi
>>esse auctorem putabit.

>alright...now you made me mad......i have to get out my
>latin-english dictionary and translate away..dammit..make me work
>to answer a post dammit....dammit
no need, silly eccles went to a private school (please don't say 
crumpet rack) and can translate latin quite easily, becasue thwy
subjected him to it for a year.
Now, it says:
I have a question, for Gina (et al), about sex, which is is a mystery
to me, but I don't want to annoy  people in alt.fan.monty-python.
There are many well-written posts, about laying females, without
descending to petty accusations about who got who preganant, so I
have been thinking and wish to ask you how to prevent my pubes from growing
back all the time.


><jester walks off slamming his head into various trees>
<eccles talks to the trees, thats why they put him away....>


>> 
>>S.D.M. Trappus
>> 


Eccles aka Sodomy non cognito.

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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Jesters Erection Lesults
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 20:28:42 GMT

>>>>|>>>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
>>>>|>>>Court Jester aka if you say so.....
>>>>|>>J Seam aak so!
>>>>|>JReste aka grrr.......I want to be an airbourne ranger
>>>>You want to be a fair haired major?
>>>No. I want to be a red-headed stranger
>>You mean you want to own a red-headed stranger
>here i am!  redheaded, and stranger than most!  of course i am
>already owned (by an englishman, no less:)) but i spose
>you could negotiate with him...
Well, the first bit, I'll agree with, but Stevie buyable? How about
I offer him a free week in The Cellar (1st circle only, of
course)... It'd be worth it.

>>>>chestnutt aka i'll bet you'ed be cute
>>>Jester aka that is what she said after i HAD her
>>eCcles aka Liar liar pants are on fyre
>leather aka  better take a cold shower then
mNSioi akak aaaaaw. You're no fun any more.
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: python meets the overlords
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 14:39:24 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>If any of you are interested--or disinterested--in looking for another
>place to post--
>		try alt.overlords
>as one alternative.

DO NOT post sillycrap there..itis my newgroup..designed for
a little ego mongering and political discussion, for further
information..read my .sig

>I got the idea for the "alt.overlords" for Jester, but whatever is
>posted there is up to the postee and not the poster or the posted.
>Consider it an extension of a.f.m-p.

don`t you dare..i migth have to shoot someone...

>Gina aka new innovative ideas at work
Jester aka getting mad at gina for the first time for hapless posting
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From: fcm@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Fraser Moore)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Life of Brian & Holy Grail Scripts
Date: 23 Nov 92 20:13:48 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Edinburgh

Apologies if you're all sick to the back teeth of requests such as these, but can
anyone either mail me scripts for Life of Brian and/or The Holy Grail, or tell me
where I can FTP them from?

Thanks.
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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Spanish Inquistion
Date: 16 Nov 92 15:45:06 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov16.102519.2336@gacvx2.gac.edu>, phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
> In article <3862@dozo.and.nl>  writes:
> } In article <1992Nov12.184805.2276@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil  
> ) writes:
> } |In article <1992Nov12.090616.13794@aber.ac.uk>  writes:
> } |} Pag aka I ask again what happened to all the aka's ?
> } |
> } |I am a liscenced aka carrier...however, due to rampant disreguard for what I  
> } |thought was an *exculsive* liscence, I have quit using them.  Actually, the  
> } |idea was put forth some time back, but it would seem the instigator has  
> } |reverted back to his normal mode.
> } 
> } Yes, I'm completely normal again ... all the time ... well, not when
> } it's dark, but normally, when I can see properly (ANTELOPE!) I don't
> } behave silly any(UNDIES! UNDIES! UNDIES!)more ... Now, would you
> } please (LET GO OF MY LEG DAMMIT!) excuse me, I have normal, serious
> } things to (zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZT!) do ...  I wanted to be a gynaecologist.
> 
> Gynecologist, huh?  I had this urge to become a lumberjack once, but me mum  
> said that people would just make fun of me.  Something about my nite-time  
> habits, I think.
> 
> } |However, I did not wish to make my name blatently known, for fear of the  
> Comfy  
> } |chair.  
> } |
> } |XXXXXXX squig does that explain it?
> }  ^^^^^^^ I can see the word `Phil' shining through or am I mistaken here?
> 
> No, no, no, I'm afraid you're completely mistaken.  I clearly see the word  
> 'anonymous' in there, but nothing more.  (does this mean that this post can  
> FTP?)
> 
Personally, I could swear I saw Dinsdale in there. 

> } Jos aka Founder Of The Akas! (12.142 points) BONG!
> How many points do I get?
Ask the Olympic judges, though they might get you for the dismount 
	(blatant reference to "When Harry Met Sally...")
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Subject: Re: The deadliest joke in the world
From: phygod72@dumaine.gac.edu (Philip Miesle)
Date: 19 Nov 92 10:16:16
Organization: Little Dan wants a life
In-reply-to: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet's message of 18 Nov 92 09:16:00 CSTLines: 22

In article <1992Nov18.091600.4060@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

}Relay-Version: VMS News - V6.0-3 14/03/90 VAX/VMS V5.4; site gacvx2.gac.edu
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}Date: 18 Nov 92 09:16:00 CST
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}In article <1992Nov17.222103.319@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
}> Literal translation:
}> 
}> "Hey!  I ordered mustard on this!"
}> 
}> Don't know why this is funny, but you know how it is...
}> 
}> Dan aka FORTRAN is my native languag

}Gina aka really--mine's BASIC
Phil squig don't you mean BASUCK?
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: job interview
Date: 16 Nov 92 21:14:48 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Nov15.231236.28843@scott.skidmore.edu> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:

>now if i call up mr. chipperfield and say to him, look here, i've got
>a fourty-five year old chartered accountant who wants to be lion
>tamer, his first question to me will not be, does he have his own hat?

>                              sorry about that, i wigged
>                                               cathy
Why did you say "good morning?"

5! 4! 3! 2! 1! EEEEEFASEFJJJJEEEFEEZZGGGG AMEUpthffff!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptrei@bistromath.mitre.org (Peter Trei)
Subject: MASONS
Organization: The MITRE Corporation
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 17:59:34 GMT


     It's been said that it is impossible to utter a proposition on
the net so preposterous that there will not be *someone* who believes
it. Nevertheless, the following should be blindingly obvious to most
a.f.m-p readers, and I am only posting this for the poor souls to whom
it is not:

     The offer of Masonic membership from csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk
(MR X) is a fraud. There is no "Coventry branch of the grand lodge of
free-masons", and most of the info he offers is false. * 

     These posts have been under scrutiny since they started with
message <BxAG7H.7C1@cck.coventry.ac.uk> on Fri, 6 Nov 1992 09:40:29
GMT.

						Peter  Trei
						ptrei@mitre.org
						Master, Wilder Lodge AF&AM
						Leominster, MA
						Editor: Masonic Digest

* Where did he find out about the lemon curry?