From: Jacob A. Vanier <vanier@cs.psu.edu>
Subject: Re: KENPOLL...Ode to Kenny Boy  (Was:  Be A Man!!)
X-Backmasking: !sehsotnicaM sevol adzovH cirE
X-Political-Statement: Barry G. Morgan for President in 2032!
X-Whoosh: WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH
Organization: Whooshers of America (WoA!)
X-Oggle:  OGGLE  OGGLE  OGGLE  OGGLE  OGGLE  OGGLE  OGGLE  
X-Subliminal-Message: Ken is an Idiot!
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 17:32:31 GMT

In article <9oJZiB1w164w@Bogus.COM> zippo@Bogus.COM (Homer Simpson) writes:
[Home decides to take a pool concerning our favourite poster: K e n.

As K e n is currently getting some rays now that the weather here in State
College os getting better, and I personally know K e n-I have decided to
inform some of the misinformed as to K e n's true nature.

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>1.      Is Ken Robinson:
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>  Artimus
    No, K e n is NOT Artimus, for K e n = K e n, for what else would K e n be?
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>  Worthless
    True, he is worthless, but that doesn't place below anyone how posts to
    *.flame
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>  Brainless
    As if you are not?
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>  Spineless
    Like most mammals, K e n  indeed does have a spine.
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>  A swell guy
    He is pretty fun to play Uno with.
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>  A bitter victim of the Hair Club for Men
    No, just likes to lick his cheesy mustache when he get hungry.
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>2.      Was Ken Robinson:
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>  Raped by his boyfriend
    NO.
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>  Raped by his family
    NO.
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>  Raped by Swishy Foard
    NO.
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>  Raped by Farm Animals
    NO.
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>  Not raped but willing
    Only by multiple members of the female persuasion.
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>3.      Is Ken Robinson:
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>  Democratic
    NO.
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>  Republican
    NO.
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>  Independent
    NO.
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>  Dependent
    NO.
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>  Just plain stupid
    Bingo!
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>4.      Is Ken Robinson a Faggot?
    NO, but why are you so interested?
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>5.     Does Ken Robinson:
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>  Wack in the restrooms
    I don't know, why do you care?
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>  Wack in the car
    I don't know, why do you care?
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>  Wack at work
    I don't know, why do you care?
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>  Does not wack, just sits there and stares at the damed thing
    I don't know, why do you care?
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>6.      Ken Robinson's favorite words and sayings are:
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>  OGGLE
    Actually his favourite saying is Whoosh, but oggle works well.
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>  You are in need of repair
    That is Rob Stroble's favourite saying, Ken uses it only because it 
    applies to the vast majority of alt.flame posters.
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>  You are misinformed
    He's only stating facts.
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>  Gee, That would be swell
    I have never heard K e n say this, nor have I read any article where he
    has typed this either.  Therefore, I don't think K e n  uses this phrase
    often.
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>7.      Ken Robinson's favorite T.V. shows are:
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>  The Brady Bunch
    NO.
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>  The Partrige Family
    NO.
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>  Leave it to Beaver
    NO.
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>  Dobie Gillis
    NO.
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>  The Dona Reed Show
    NO.
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>  The Exciting World of Antimology
    NO.
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>  The Prerectal Probe, How it Works, What it does.
    NO.
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>  Just doen't own a T.V.
    True, K e n  does not own a television set, instead he watches his dorm
    room's televisisions.  His favourite show is: Star Trek: TNG.
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>8.      Is Ken Robinson's thinking pattern:
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>  Binary
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>  Single level
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>  Multi level
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>  In shambles
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>  Doesn't have one
    All of the above and also: 
     -In outer space
     -Only when in gear
     -Not while posting here (obviously)
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>9.      In 30 words or less, Why does Ken Robinson love the 
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>word OGGLE?

    It turns the average alt.flame poster into raving lunatics in 30 seconds.
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>10.     Ken Robinson's occupation is most likely:
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>  Men's room attendant
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>  A cop with a special membership in the Knights of the Glazed 
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>Doughnut Club.
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>  Garbage man
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>  Salesman
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>  Classified do nothing Government Job
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>  Manager of a Swishy bar
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>  Just a lazy Mother Fucker.

    All of the above.




Jacob A. Vanier
vanier@cs.psu.edu