Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 21:39:09 EDT
From: Michael B. Smith <MBS116@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Smiley List

I cannot properly credit who compiled these, but here they are.

:-)	Willie Shoemaker
 -(	always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in
room
!-(	black eye
!.'v	(profile) flat top
#-)	partied all night
#:-)	smiley done by someone with matted hair [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
#:-o	"Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) [figmo@lll-crg (Lynn Gold)]
#:-o	smiley done by someone with matted hair
#:o+=	Betty Boop
$-)	Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
$-)	won big at Las Vegas
$-)	won the lottery
$-)	yuppie
%')	after drinking a fifth for lunch
%*@:-(	hung over
%*}	very drunk [jeanette@randvax]
%+{	lost a fight
%-(I)	laughing out loud
%-)	Elephant man
%-)	after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
%-)	broken glasses
%-)	cross-eyed
%-)	drunk with laughter
%-)	long bangs
%-6	braindead
%-<I>	drunk with laughter
%-\	hungover
%-^	Picasso
%-{	sad variation
%-|	been working all night
%-}	humor variation
%-~	Picasso
%\v	Picasso
&-|	tearful
&.(..	crying
&:-)	curly hair
'-)	one eyed man
'-)	only has a left eye, which is closed
'-)	wink
':-)	accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
':-)	one eyebrow
'~;E	unspecified 4-legged critter
( o ) ( o )	hooters
(-)	needing a haircut
(-)	needs a haircut
(-:	Australian
(-:	Don Ellis from Tektronix
(-:	left-handed
(-::-)	Siamese twins
(-:|:-)	Siamese twins
(-E:	wearing bifocals [jeanette@randvax]
(-_-)	secret smile
(-o-)	Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")
(00)	mooning you
(8-)	wears glasses
(8-o	Mr. Bill
(8-{)}	glasses, moustache and a beard
(:  (=|	wearing a ghost costume
(:)-)	likes to scuba dive
(:)-)	scuba diving
(:+)	big nose
(:-	unsmiley frowning
(:-#	I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the glare!)
(:-#	said something he shouldn't have
(:-$	ill
(:-&	angry
(:-(	frowning
(:-(	unsmiley frowning
(:-)	big-face
(:-)	no hair
(:-)	smiley big-face
(:-)	surprised
(:-)	wearing bicycle helmet
(:-*	kissing
(:-...	heart-broken
(:-D	blabber mouth
(:-I	egghead
(:-\	VERY sad
(:-{~	bearded
(:-|K-	formally attired
(:<)	blabber mouth
(:=)	TWO noses (?)
(:>-<	thief: hands up!
(:I	egghead
(:^(	broken nose
(@ @)	You're kidding!
(O--<	fishy
(V)=|	pacman champion
([(	Robocop
)	Cheshire cat
)8-)	scuba smiley big-face
):-(	unsmiley big-face
):-)	smiley big-face
*!#*!^*&:-)	a schizophrenic
*-(	Cyclops got poked in the eye
*-)	shot dead
*8-)	Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant) (from James Cameron)
*:*	fuzzy
*:**	fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache
*:o)	Bozo the Clown
*<.'v	(profile) wearing snow cap
*<:-)	Santa Claus
*<|:-)	Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
*<|:-))	Santa Claus
*L*	blotto
+-(:-)	Religious leader
+-(:-)	the Pope
+-(:-)	the pope
+-:-)	priest
+:-)	priest
+:-)	smiley priest
+<.'v	(profile) knight
+<:-)	"Peace be upon you, my children..." [zben@umd2 (Ben
Cranston)]
+<:-|	monk/nun
+<||-)	knight
+O:-)	the Pope
,-)	one eye ... and winking
,-)	other eyed man
,-}	wry and winking
,.'v	(profile) has short hair
,:-)	shaved his left eyebrow off this morning
-	Helen Keller
-  @=	messages about nuclear war
- -:-(	punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) (alternate version)
- -:-)	punk rocker (alternate version)
-)	Jose Feliciano
---...	SOS (variant)
---...---	SOS (really OSO, but retained anyway)
-:-(	punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
-:-)	has mohawk
-:-)	punk rocker
-=	a doused candle (to end a flame)
-=#:-)	wizard
->=:-)X	Zippy the Pinhead [dyon@batcomputer (Dyon Anniballi)]
.'!	(profile) grim
.'"	(profile) pursing lips
.'J	(profile) smiling
.'P	(profile) sticking tongue out
.'T	(profile) keeping a straight face
.'U	(profile) yawning
.'V	(profile) shouting
.'Y	(profile) whistling
.'\	(profile) frowning
.'r	(profile) sticking tongue out
.'v	(profile) talking
.'w	(profile) speaking with forked tongue
.-(	always should wear safety glasses [entropy@fluke (Terrence
Mason)]
.-)	Sammy Davis, Jr.
.-)	one eye
.-]	one eye
.-]	one-eyed smilely
...---...	SOS
.\/	duck variation
.^v	(profile) pointy nose
._)	suffering from Lorentz contraction (they're coming every ten
minutes now)
._)	suffering from Lorentz contractions
/8^{~	hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee (from James Revell)
/:-|	Mr. Spock
/;-)	has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow [jeanette@randvax]
0-(	scuba diver with a broken mask
0-)	Cyclops
0-)	arc-welder
0-)	scuba diver
0-)	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
0:-)	angel [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
2B|^2B	message about Shakespeare
3:*>	Rudolph the reindeer
3:-o	cow
3:[	mean pet smiley
3:]	pet smiley
3:o[	net.pets
4:-)	George Washington
5:-)	Elvis Presley
6\/)	elephant
7:)	Ronald Reagan
7:-)	Fred Flintstone
7:^]	Ronald Reagan
8	infinity
8 :-)	wizard
8 :-I	net.unix-wizards
8(:-)	Mousketeer
8(:-)	Walt Disney
8)	frog
8*)	glasses and a moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
8-#	death
8-)	excited
8-)	glasses
8-)	sunglasses
8-)	swimmer
8-)	wide-eyed look [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
8-*	just ate a hot pepper
8-O	"Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
8-O	took too many nodoz to work on thesis
8-]	"wow, maaan"
8-o	Mr. Bill
8-|	eyes wide with surprise
8-|	suspense
8:-)	glasses on forehead
8:-)	little girl
8:]	gorilla
8=:-)	Galloping Gourmet
8=:-)	chef
8===>	dickhead
8P	bullfrog in mating season
8^	chicken [jeanette@randvax]
8b	bullfrog in mating season
: )	leper
:###)	Jimmy Durante
:$)	Donald Trump
:%)	an accountant
:%)%	has acne
:'-(	crying
:'-)	crying with happiness
:(	sad
:)	cheshire cat smile
:)	happy
:)	midget smiley
:)	salamander
:*	kisses
:*)	Ed McMahon
:*)	drunk
:*)	drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated
before or while
 reading netnews
:*)	everyman
:*)	smile with moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
:+(	punched nose, hurt
:+)	Carl Friedrich Gauss
:,(	crying
:-	male
:-	prolog programmer [jeffw@midas.UUCP (Jeff Winslow)]
:-!	bland face
:-!	smiley bland face
:-"	heavy smoker
:-"	pursing lips
:-#	braces
:-#	mouth zipped
:-#	my lips are sealed
:-#	punched in the mouth
:-#|	bushy mustache
:-#|	smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$	mouth wired shut
:-$	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-$	uncertainty
:-%	banker
:-%	bearded
:-%	smiley banker
:-%	talking out of both sides of mouth
:-&	tongue-tied
:-'	smoker
:-'|	has a cold
:-(	Drama
:-(	boo hoo
:-(	frowning
:-(	has read too many 'smiley' articles
:-(	mad
:-(	sad
:-(	sad face, 'that comment makes me sad [mad]'
:-(	un-smiley
:-(  )	You backed your car over my toe
:-( )	You stepped on my toe
:-()	I stubbed my toe
:-(*)	sick of netnews articles, about to vomit
:-(0)	yelling
:-(=)	big teeth
:-(O)	yelling
:-)	Comedy
:-)	Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking
 statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
:-)	ha ha
:-)	happy
:-)	humorous
:-)	smiley standard
:-)	smiling
:-)	the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article
means 'this is
 a joke' or 'this is supposed to make you laugh'
:-)   ,	outie belly button
:-)   .	innie belly button
:-)   8	Dolly Parton
:-)   <	slut
:-)   <  ...  :-)   <  ...  :-)   <  ...	nymphomaniac
:-)   >	celibate
:-) )-:	masking theatrical comments
:-) ---	John Holmes
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ...	manic depressive
:-) :-) :-)	loud guffaw
:-)!!!	Sam Kinnison
:-)'	drooling
:-))	double chin
:-)))	William Conrad
:-)))	very overweight
:-)--	98-pound weakling
:-)-8	big girl
:-)-O	smiling doctor with stethoscope
:-)-{8	big girl
:-)-}8	big girl
:-)8	man with bowtie
:-)8	well dressed
:-)==	Arnold Schwarzenegger
:-)X	wearing a bowtie
:-)}	has goatee/beard
:-)~	drooling
:-*	Oops!
:-*	Oops! (covering mouth with hand)
:-*	after eating something bitter or sour
:-,	"Hmmmm."
:-,	smirking
:--)	Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
:------------)	big liar
:-/	lefty undecided smiley
:-/	skeptical
:-0	No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-0	orator
:-0	smiley orator
:-0	user can't find shift key
:-1	bland face
:-1	smiley bland face
:-6	after eating something sour
:-6	smiley after eating something sour
:-7	smiley after a wry statement
:-7	smokes a pipe
:-7	talking out of side of mouth
:-7	wry face
:-8	talking out both sides of your mouth
:-8(	condescending stare
:-9	licking its lips
:-9	smiley licking it's lips
:-:	mutant
:-:	mutant smiley
:-:	toothless
:-<	frowning
:-<	moustache
:-<	real sad
:-<	real sad smiley
:-=)	Adolph Hitler
:-=)	older smiley with mustache
:->	biting sarcastic face
:->	deformed lips
:->	happy
:->	hey hey
:->	yet another smiley
:-?	smilely smoking a pipe
:-?	smoking a pipe
:-@	"I swear"
:-@	beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
:-@	extremely angry
:-@	screaming
:-@	smiley face screaming
:-@	swearing
:-B	drooling
:-C	just totally unbelieving
:-C	really bummed out
:-D	big smile
:-D	laughing (at you!)
:-D	said with a smile
:-D	talking too much
:-D	wider happy face [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
:-E	bucktoothed vampire
:-E	has major dental problems
:-F	bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-G-	smoking cigarettes
:-I	hmm
:-I	indifferent
:-I	thinking
:-J	tongue-in-cheek comments
:-M	speaking no evil
:-O	Mr. Bill
:-O	Wow!
:-O	birth
:-O	ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
:-O	uh oh
:-O>-o	smiley American tourist (note big mouth and camera)
:-P	Nyahhhh!
:-P	has a secret to tell you
:-P	nyah nyah
:-P	sticking out tongue
:-P	telling secrets
:-P	tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Q	smoker
:-Q~	smoking
:-R	has the flu
:-S	just made an incoherent statement
:-T	keeping a straight face
:-T	keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-V	shouting
:-W	speak with forked tongue
:-X	A big wet kiss!
:-X	bow tie
:-X	my lips are sealed
:-Y	a quiet aside
:-[	biting criticism
:-[	biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism
:-[	blockhead
:-[	pouting
:-[	sarcastic
:-[	un-smiley blockhead
:-[	vampire
:-\	Popeye
:-\	popeye smiling face, for people who look like popeye
:-\	undecided smiley
:-]	biting sarcasm
:-]	biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended,
since we cannot
 inflect our voice over the net
:-]	blockhead
:-]	sarcastic
:-]	smiley blockhead
:-`	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-`	spitting out chewing tobacco
:-a	lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-b	left-pointing tongue
:-b	left-pointing tongue smiley
:-c	bummed out
:-c	real unhappy
:-d	lefty smiley razzing you
:-d~	smokes heavily
:-e	disappointed
:-e	disappointed smiley
:-f	sticking tongue out
:-i	semi-smiley
:-j	left smiling
:-j	left smiling smilely
:-k	beats me, looks like something, tho
:-k	beats me, looks like something, though
:-l	y.a.s.
:-l	yet another smiley
:-o	"Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
:-o	Mr. Bill
:-o	Uh oh!
:-o	Wow!
:-o	shocked
:-o	singing national anthem
:-o	smiley singing national anthem
:-o	surprise
:-o	yawn
:-p	smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-p~	smokes heavily
:-q	smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-q	trying to touch tongue to nose
:-r	sticking tongue out
:-s	after a BIZARRE comment
:-s	smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-t	cross smiley
:-v	speaking
:-v	talking head smiley
:-w	speak with forked tongue
:-x	"my lips are sealed"
:-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley
:-x	kiss kiss
:-x	not telling any secrets
:-y	said with a smile
:-z	y.a.s.
:-z	yet another cross smiley
:-{	mustache
:-{	smiley variation on a theme
:-{#}	messages teasing people about their braces
:-{)	moustache
:-{)	normal smiling face with a moustache
:-{}	heavy lipstick
:-{~	has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch
:-|	"have an ordinary day"
:-|	"have an ordinary day" smiley
:-|	grim
:-|	no expression
:-|	no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
:-||	angry
:-}	"Thish wine tashted pretty good"
:-}	beard
:-}	lipstick
:-}	normal smiling face with pretty lips
:-}	pretty lips
:-}	wears lipstick or some other lip appearance improving device
:-~)	has a cold
:/)	not funny
:/7)	Cyrano de Bergerac
:/i	no smoking
:3-<	dog
:8)	pig
::-)	wears glasses
:<	midget unsmiley
:<	what pretences!
:<()	African tribesman
:<)	from an Ivy League School
:<)=	for those with beards too
:<=	walrus
:<|	attends an Ivy League school
:= |	Baboon
:= |	baboon
:=)	has two noses
:=8)	baboon
:>	hmm, let me think...
:>	midget smiley
:>)	big nose
:?)	philosopher
:@	what?
:@)	pig
:C	what?
:D	laughter
:I	Hmmm, not funny!
:O	yelling
:Q	what?
:Q)	John Q. Public
:Ui	smoking
:Uj	smoking (and smiling)
:V	woodpecker
:V)	woodpecker
:X)	hearing no evil
:[	real downer
:]	Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:^(	has had his nose put out of joint; useful for replying to flames
:^)	broken nose
:^)	smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:^D	"Great! I like it!"
:^{	for those with moustaches
:^{)>	moustache and beard
:_)	nose sliding off face
:n)	funny-looking right nose
:q	vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?"
 [markb@giga.slc.unisys.com (Mark Baranowski)]
:u)	funny-looking left nose
:v)	left-pointing broken nose
:v)	left-pointing nose
:{	oh boy, the headmaster!...
:}	What should we call these? (what?)
:~(	nose put out of joint
:~)	Peter Ubberoth
:~)	needs a nosejob
:~)	pointy nose (righty)
:~)	smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
:~)	ugly nose
:~-(	crying
:~-)	so happy, s/he is crying
:~/	really mixed up
;(	crying
;-(	'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your
lights out'
;-(	beaten up
;-(	crying
;-(	sad face gets his lights punched out
;-(	sad or mad and got beat up
;-)	a practical joker who played one too many and got beat up
;-)	beaten up
;-)	could be pirate smiling face??
;-)	crying with happiness
;-)	getting fresh
;-)	sardonic incredulity
;-)	smiling face gets his lights punched out
;-)	winking
;-)	winking smiley
;-D	a friendly, winking, laughing smile [pardo@cs.washington.edu]
;-\	Popeye beaten up
;-\	Popeye gets his lights punched out
;-|	beaten up but silent
;-|	no expression face gets his lights punched out
;-|	says nothing but still gets beat up
;-}	leer? (terminal dependent)
;^?	punched out
<&&>	message concerning rubber chickens
<*:oDX	clown with bowtie and dunce
<:-(	disappointed
<:-(	dunce
<:-)	Vietnamese peasant
<:-)	dumb questions
<:-)<<|	in a space rocket
<:-I	dunce
<:-O	Eeek!
<:>==	a turkey emoticon
<:I	dunce
<<<<(:-)	hat salesman
<I==I)	on four wheels
<{:-)}	in a bottle
<|-(	Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
<|-(=	Chinese and doesn't like this article
<|-(=	Chinese and unhappy
<|-)	Chinese
<|-)=	Chinese
=)	variation on a theme...
=):-)	Uncle Sam
=.'v	(profile) has mohawk
=0==	Mexican on a railroad!
=:-#}	punk rocker with a mustache
=:-#}	smiley punk with a mustache....
=:-(	punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-(	smiley punk-rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-)	hosehead
=:-)	punk rocker
=:-)	smiley punk-rocker
=:-H	football player
===:[OO']>:===	has been railroaded
=====:}	snake
=t==	Mexican run over by train
=|:-)	Abe Lincoln
=|:-)=	Abe Lincoln
>-	female
>-<	absolutely livid!!
>->	china man
>-^);>	fish
>:)	a little devil
>:*)	Bozo the Clown
>:-(	mad, annoyed
>:-(	sick and tired of reading this nonsense
>:-)	devil [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
>:-<	mad
>:->	devilish
>:-I	net.startrek
>:-b	left-pointing tongue smiley
>:^(	headhunter (Amazon style)
>;-)	devilish wink [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
>;->	winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
>< ><	about/to someone wearing argyle socks
>>-O->	General Custer
>[I	Television
>w	nose-thumbing gesture [jeffw@midas.UUCP]
>|->	Chinese
?-(	about people with a black eye
?-(	has black eye
@%&$%&	You know what that means...
@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@	you know what that means...
@-(	"Ulysses!  Bring me Ulysses!" [zben@umd2 (Ben Cranston)]
@-)	Cyclops
@.'v	(profile) has curly hair
@:-)	Indian (East)
@:-)	wavy hair
@:-)	wearing a turban
@:I	turban
@=	flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows (mushroom
cloud)
 [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
@=	pro-nuclear war
@>--->----	a rose
@l@	too many hours at terminal
B)	frog wearing sunglasses
B-(8	Sir Robin Day (a British BBC TV presenter, famed for his
grumpy
 countenance, and who wears glasses and a bow tie)
B-)	Batman
B-)	glasses
B-)	horn-rimmed glasses
B-)	horn-rims
B-)	sunglasses
B-)-[<	sunglasses and swimming trunk
B-D	"Serves you right, dummy!!"
B-|	cheap sunglasses
B:-)	sunglasses on head
B^)	hornrimmed glasses
C:#	football player
C:-)	large brain capacity
C=:-)	Galloping Gourmet
C=:-)	chef [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
C=>8*)	devilish chef with glasses and a moustache
[ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
C=}>;*{))	mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a
 mustache, and a double chin
C=}>;*{O)	mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a
 mustache, and a double chin
C|:-=	Charlie Chaplin
E-:-)	ham radio operator
E-:-I	net.ham-radio
EK(	Frankenstien
K:P	a little kid with a propeller beanie
L:-)	just graduated
M-)	sees no evil
M-),:X),:-M	sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil
M:-)	saluting
O :-)	an angel (at heart, at least)
O |-)	net.religion
O-&-<	doing nothing
O-(==<	chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.
O-)	Megaton Man, on patrol! [weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU
(Matthew P. Wiener)]
O-)	cyclops
O-)	scuba diver
O-G-<	pointing to self
O-S-<	in a hurry
O-Z-<	in a big hurry
O:-)	acting very innocent (halo)
O:-)	with halo
O>-<|=	of interest to women
OO	headlights on msg
P-)	Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
P-)	getting fresh
Q:-)	new graduate
R-)	broken glasses
X-(	just died
X-(	net.suicide
[:-)	listening to walkman
[:-)	wearing a walkman
[:-]	square head
[:]	robot
[:|]	robot (or other AI project)
[]	hugs
\/\/\/\,8-O	really should fix frayed line cord on terminal
\:-)	french hat
\:^)	gumby smiley
\o/	PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?)
]:-)	The Devil
]:->	The Devil
^(^	happy variation
^)^  ^(^	two people talking
^L^	happy
_:^)	American Indian
_\\//	Vulcan salute
__.	properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep
__/~`-'~\_/	line of thought isn't quite a line
__Q~`__	cat
`:-)	shaved his right eyebrow off this morning
d :-o	hats off to your great idea
d.'v	(profile) wearing hard hat
d8=	Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
d:-)	baseball player
g-)	wearing pince-nez glasses
i-=<*** __.	CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<****** o-(==<	CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<***i	CAUTION: has flame thrower
o-)	Cyclops
o-<:-{{{	santa [rayan@utai.uucp]
o/	raised hand
o=	a burning candle (for flames)
o>-<|=	of interest only to women
o>8<|=	messages about interesting women
oo	somebody's head-lights are on
oo-	puzzled, confused
pp#	cow
pq`#'	bull
q:-)	wearing baseball cap backwards
{	Alfred Hitchcock
{(:-)	wearing toupee
{0-)	Cyclops
{:-)	hair parted in the middle
{:-)	new hair style
{:-)	smiley with its hair parted in the middle
{:-)	wearing a toupee
{:-{)}	new hair style, mustache and beard
{:\/	sounds like a duck
{:^=(	Adolph Hitler
{{-}}}	refugee from the '60's
{}	'no comment'
|)	salamander
|-(	asleep with nightmares [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
|-(	late at night
|-)	Chinese
|-)	Same as :-) but poster is Oriental [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
|-)	asleep (boredom)
|-)	hee hee
|-<>	kissy face
|-D	ho ho
|-I	sleeping
|-O	birth
|-O	bored
|-O	yawning/snoring
|-P	yuk
|-{	"Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)
|:-)	heavy eyebrows
|:-O	[no explanation given]
|:-|	excessively rigid
|:['	Groucho Marx
|I	asleep
|^o	snoring
||*(	handshake offered
||*)	handshake accepted
|~(	"Someone just busted my nose".
}(:-(	wearing toupee in wind
}:-(	bull headed
}:-(	toupee in an updraft
}:-)	hair parted in the middle in an updraft
}:-)	wearing toupee in an updraft
}:-<	cat
}:^#})	mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley
with a
 double-chin
}:~#})	mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley
with a
 double-chin
~ :-(	particularly angry
~'v	(profile) has long bangs
~:-(	net.flame
~=	a candle, to annotate flaming messages
~==	flame follows (picture of a lit match or candle) [figmo@lll-
crg.ARpA]
~M`'~	camel
~~:-(	net.flame
~~\8-O	needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
~~~\8-O	zapped by frayed cord on terminal
~~~~8}	snake
~~~~~8}	snake
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