HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: news@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU
Subject: Re: new aus.group soon..
Organization: University of New South Wales
Distribution: aus
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:20:09 GMT

>>   You forget you miserable piece of shit, just because I/we go to uni here
>> in this shithole of a city doesn't mean we live here. I am proud to say that
>> I live on the North Coast nearly 600k's from Sydney, and consider where I am 
>
>Seen Paul Hogan lately?

  Who gives a shit about Paul Hogan- I mean he left his wife and to get back at
us she started that Sylvania Waters TV show.Was that low or what!!! :) :)
>> living to be temporary.
>
>Go and do your maths assignment. Its due next week.
>Don't waste your time here.
>Snelo will get you.
>
>Graham the Happy Scum.
>
>"I like beer, I like cheese, I like the smell of a westerly breeze"

GO FUCK YOURSELF Graham. who gives a shit about you, maths or your opinions!!

Matthew
UNSW,SYDNEY.
australia.

  --reality is the illusion created by those who cannot handle drugs--
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: jen187@mis.csiro.au (Graham Jenkins +61 6 276 6812)
Subject: Re: Recursive Cyclops.
Organization: CSIRO ITS
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 03:14:33 GMT

In article <act.497.0@csc.canberra.edu.au> act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:

>
>A close compatriot says to say hi and that he's surprised to see you on the 
>same wavelength as DAC.
>

You can assure your "close compatriot" that I am not on the
same wavelength as DAC.


-- 

|  Graham Jenkins          |  graham.jenkins@its.csiro.au           | 
|  CSIRO                   |  (Commonwealth Scientific & Industrial | 
|  Canberra,  AUSTRALIA    |  Research Organisation)                |
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Melbin Yewni Scav Hunt 1992
Summary: Well, there was this thang that happened...
Keywords: opium opossum coolum beach
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 00:18:53 GMT

heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) writes:

>G'day guys,
>
>    Stepping back from the flames (ooh, hot) for a moment, here is the list
>of items from this year's Scav Hunt at Melbourne Uni. A lot of fun, this was
>particularly for guest judge Laurie 8.

Don't worry they're all a bit like a fighter at high altitude and with too 
much throttle movement at high angle of attack. They quickly flame out and 
have to try for an hot restart of rely on Messrs Martin & Baker.

>    Laurie 8 (the man who put the "lame" in "flame") presents...

Is that a limpet mine waiting to go off or just plain limpid.

>MELBOURNE UNIVERSITY SCAVENGER HUNT 27-28 AUGUST 1992
>

Preliminary results follow:

>50         Photocopy of a bum

DAC

>50         Chattering teeth

Rodney

>300 max    A vegetable that has grown into a rude and interesting shape

Iain

>500        Dictionary with all the O's coloured in

Tom's

>50         A yellow thing with hinges

Ex UTS bank employee

>50         Person with one eyebrow

Me of course

>500 max    Something very rude indeed

Iain, again

>50         A long, thin, pointy thing

Singularity, maybe

>100        A set of Babushka dolls

UTS flamers

>40         A Guinness mug

DAC, drunk.

>55         A whole fish (dead)

Trevor

>85         A bucket of vomit

members of a.f

>400        Two team-members licking each others' armpits for 10 minutes

Tom an Iain(again)


act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: brent@socs.uts.edu.au (Disco Inferno Curtis)
Subject: Re: New directions...
Reply-To: brent@socs.uts.edu.au
Organization: University of Technology, Sydney
Date:  8 Sep 92 04:47:32 GMT

(Patrick Herlihy) writes:

 >(Brent Curtis) writes:
 >
 >> ..         |    Brent Curtis
 >> .. more.   |    Psychology      <--- This posting can be safely ignored
 >> ..         |    Macquarie Uni   <--- because of these two reasons.


Are you serious? 

The only reason I was reading news at Macquarie was because the uts
newsfeed was days behind. Who's in charge of the newsfeed? You, Patrick.

Now wasn't that nice. I didn't even make a single joke about the uts
computer centre, even after such a slur from Patrick. 

                        Brent.

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"Four bananas, three bananas, two bananas, one,   |   Brent Curtis
 All bananas playing in the bright warm sun.      |   School of CompSci
 Over hill and highway the banana buggies go,     |   UTS
 Going home to make the Banana Splits Show."      |   New South Wales
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Subject: Re: Recursive Cyclops.
Organization: Computing Sciences, Uni of Technology, Sydney.
Date: 13 Sep 92 23:20:25 GMT

jen187@mis.csiro.au (Graham Jenkins +61 6 276 6812) writes:

DAC managed to emit the following rather random string of words. We know
not why:

>>Stop being a fookin eedjit, and get some work done, you clueless
>>teenager.  >> >>Dac >>--

Graham (after anything he can get, obviously trying to exploit a 
new found friend_on_the_net brown-tongues furiously, relentlessly,
but with no more point than DACcums hisself:

>As pleasant as ever, I see. Still engaged in your never
>ending quest to ensure that every living person on the
>planet hates you. 

>When is this dinner that you promised, eh??

I thought soliciting was illegal on AARnet! But, maybe Canberra is
an exception. I here they recently decriminalised MJ - a chance to
make all dopes equal...

Tomasso.
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: 2120158@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU ()
Subject: Re: new aus.group soon..
Organization: school of Mathematics UNSW
Distribution: aus
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 01:37:05 GMT

In article <axolotl.715320058@syzygy> axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au writes:
>u2119784@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au writes:
> >Obviously from that post you are just another ignorant inner-city
> >bastard
>
>Like yourself.  You posted from UNSW, didn't you?  There are people who
>consider Kensington to be inner-city.  It does, after all, have a glamorous
>nightclub(s), and several thousand university student tragi-comic
>wank-offs.
>
  You forget you miserable piece of shit, just because I/we go to uni here
in this shithole of a city doesn't mean we live here. I am proud to say that
I live on the North Coast nearly 600k's from Sydney, and consider where I am 
living to be temporary.
>--
> Iain Sinclair    axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au
> $@0N0G(J $@?<9HNn(J  

Matthew 2120158@hydra.maths.unsw.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: T.B Summary - DAC's foaming - Hydrophobia??
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 22:56:46 GMT

To make DAC gloating a somewhat more pleasurable task and to ease the need
to browse through the many t.b postings here is the daily summary of t.b
limerick posts etc that pertain to our beloved and irreplaceable DAC and 
were not x-posted to a.f.  Also included are DAC's own efforts so that we 
all can judge how he does in the Tank forum:

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In <iBaGr*260@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au writes:
> In article <act.507.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>, Cyclops writes:
> 
> > STOP PRESS:  DAC ACHIEVES WORLD WIDE POETIC FAME
> 
> Fuck, you're a pathetic little shit-bag sycophant!
> 
> Why don't you take your pretend account on that pretend
> university's pretend machine, and do your bestest Elvis-is-dead
> impersonation.
> 
> Dac
(long .sig deleted)
                        TOUCHED A NERVE, EH? SUCK IT UP CRY BABY.

PJF--->Biochem. grad student
                                        "Oh God, how i love to hate!"
                                                                Mudhoney
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dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>Why don't you take your pretend account on that pretend
>university's pretend machine, and do your bestest Elvis-is-dead
>impersonation.

<*plonk*>

                                --Blair
                                  "Love meeeee, tenderrrr..."
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In article <1992Sep14.021656.16476@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, persimmon writes:
> 
> In article <78xn29-.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
> > There once was an Aussie named Dac,

etc. etc.

Persimmon and Houghton see Richh,
that consummate talk.bizarre bitch
    preen, curtsey, and wave
    whilst proffering a stave  
begging clues in the form of tristich. 

Dac
--
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In <78xn29-.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>>                     RICHH: bleed baby bleed 

>There once was an Aussie named Dac,
>Self-abusing, Onanist smack,
 His febrile inanity,
 And gushing insanity
 Was like a bad night on the rack.


No, I won't do it again, I promise.

D.
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ENJOY......

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.flame,misc.test
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: A request for Iain...
Summary: void
Keywords: Down under the beach.
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 01:52:48 GMT

IG@mullian.ee.Mu.OZ.AU (Inspector Gidget - Bitch baby, bitch baby...) writes:
                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                           Maybe a few more lines Maestro?

>I'm bored, I'm back. Get stuffed already.

Whiteants,  ....ward. Bin away at the taxidermist Eye see, probably mounted 
too!

>Yeah, dickheard, you've imposed your WaynesWorld-anoia onto the sentence
       ^^^^^^^^^
       Lost Nun of your originality while cloistered Eye also see.  Gidget
the sanguine penguine in drag.


>Yes, I am carcinogenic.

Well don't welcome back anyway, your bad tumour won't be laughed at anyway!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: Re: The "One Eye" nobody.
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 02:37:19 GMT

axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:

>The attention-seeking, woman-impersonating, content-free, shit-boring,
>Canberra-residing, untalented fuckstick "One Eye" has finally proven
>himself unable to post anything of interest.

>Taking the fine words of others and adding some unsupported, puerile and
>smartarse comment, "One Eye" clearly has a shining future as the next
>Agro, John Laws, or Steve Vizard.  "One Eye"'s verbal stools have even
>forced more unsubscriptions to aus.flame than those of his neighbour DAC.

>He will be in my killfile until he learns to assign his pointless sewage
>to the correct receptacle (talk.bozer, in this case).  It's not that
>we hate you -- indeed, how can one "hate" an insignificant dung beetle?
>No, it's just that you're a poor dumb cunt who's wasting everyone's time
>(but mostly yours).

>:!n:One Eye

Well, at least Iain will still have Cyclops to keep him entertained.

Can't wait for you to tell me how crap I am, Iain... why not keep in
the same vein by calling me George?

Laurie 8

Laurie 8 <heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au> | Some Driveways are concrete
Theoretical Chemistry PhD student        | Some Driveways have bricks
University of Tasmania, Australia        | Other Driveways
Unashamed 70s man, glad to be glam.      | Have Pebble-Mix - Laurie 8         
Opinions expressed above are those not only of Laurie 8, but the whole world

Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Subject: DAC's in love/lust/extremis...
Organization: Computing Sciences, Uni of Technology, Sydney.
Date: 13 Sep 92 23:24:34 GMT

dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:

>In article <1992Sep11.014025.7431@mel.dit.csiro.au>, Graham Jenkins +61 6 276 6812 writes:

>> >Stop being a fookin eedjit, and get some work done, you clueless
>> >teenager.
>> >
>> 
>> As pleasant as ever, I see. 

>But Of Course. 

>> When is this dinner that you promised, eh??

>Saturday the 19th. 7.30pm. Netmail awaits on PCUG, but I don't
>know if you'll get that. RSVP.

>I'm surprised you didn't set the followup to alt.peeves! >Dac >--

I thought this kind of stuff was recently BANNED (or taxed) in the ACT.
DACcums and Jerkins had better move to the Northern Territory - where
men are men, and the cattle are nervous!

Tomasso.
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Recursive Cyclops.
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 23:48:26 GMT

osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:

<having nothing to say, cyclopz emits words - gleaned from the DACistry 
>of the net - ie, the beginners guide to insults, simplified, sanitised
>and without an index>.
>
>The Canberra idiocracy appears to produce a higher volume when they have
>nothing to say. The asymptotic growth in Cyclopean and Enderscopic posts
>of late indicate the likely creation of the worlds first "Information
>Vacuum" at Canberra Ooni.

Oh, do you think I should have less to say and even then I should precis my
posts? Is that what you mean eh Tom eh? Or maybe I shouldn't post at all? 
Well what in the Dickens do you want?  Well just watch your Great  
Expectations get dashed and darned to bits. xxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey DAC you think you're the best, you goin' to let ole Tommy get away with 
that?

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: New directions...
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 05:32:56 GMT

osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) flipping schizophrenically:

>patrick@kgispy.ccsd.uts.EDU.AU (Patrick Herlihy) signs hisself:
>
>> _--_|\   Patrick John Herlihy,                      P.Herlihy@ccsd.uts.EDU.AU
>>/      \  Communications Services Branch,		    Ph: +61 2 330 5162
>>\_.--._/  University of Technology, Sydney,             Mobile: +61 18 409 246
>>      v   PO Box 123, Broadway, NSW, 2007, Australia.      Fax: +61 2 330 5562
>
>What's this mobile phone junket, eh? Has Keane got one too?o
>
>Tomasso.
>
>-pseudo-signature-for-the-effete-careerists-
>
>"Your office should be as big as possible.  It's hard to imagine one that's 
>too big. The greatest luxury you can have isn't a fireplace or a balcony or 
>a bar.  It isn't sumptuous material or even a spectacular view. It's space,
>and the more the better."              Playboy's Moving Up In Style (1982).
>
>-real-signature-for-people-who-work-in-tiny-cells-
>
>Tom Osborn,                                 " It is sorrow, not malice
>School of Computing Sciences,                       which kills worlds ".
>University of Technology, Sydney,      
>PO Box 123 Broadway 2007,  AUSTRALIA.               Kate Braverman, 1985. 

From four letter pseudo flamer to dribblistic, pavlovic dog on heat in the 
space of three posts.  Idiocy is my trade mark; idiocy is your nature.  What 
a load of condescending piffle and kidstakes. Go hide in a big kohekohe with
your karaoke and live with yaw katabolism.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Subject: Recursive Cyclops.
Organization: Computing Sciences, Uni of Technology, Sydney.
Date:  8 Sep 92 23:43:50 GMT

act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:

<having nothing to say, cyclopz emits words - gleaned from the DACistry 
of the net - ie, the beginners guide to insults, simplified, sanitised
and without an index>.

The Canberra idiocracy appears to produce a higher volume when they have
nothing to say. The asymptotic growth in Cyclopean and Enderscopic posts
of late indicate the likely creation of the worlds first "Information
Vacuum" at Canberra Ooni.

Tomasso.

Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: Ender@csc.canberra.edu.au (Ender)
Subject: Re: Heard vs Rodney
Organization: Under protest
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 01:18:40 GMT

In article <heard.715905216@franklin> heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) writes:

>reasonable film to admire. "Repo Man" springs to mind... Next time you feel
>the urge to say "babes" or "not!", try this; "These things happen, people
>explode. Natural causes".

Sorry Rodney, Laurie 8 or is that Laureate wins this exchange by
quoting "Repo Man". A master stroke for those who have seen the
movie, "A Repo Man is intense , always intense !" enjoy...


Ender.
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Re: A request for Iain...
Summary: fornication (note that this field is a redundancy)
Keywords: fornication (note that this plus the next field is self-abuse)
Date: 7 Sep 92 23:31:00 GMT
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon

Words is funny ain't they Tom, even Bizarre??!!  Why should opposites just 
pop into mEye mEyend.  Iain & Rain - P155 vs purity.  And yet today they are 
allegorically, algorithmically even, the same.  There's the beautiful 
cleansing rain in Canberra and then there's the acid Iain elswhere.  Some of 
this of course(coarse too), is caused by pointing into wind; horizontal Iain 
maybe.  So here it's a request for Rain and elswhere its a request for 
Iain.  And no matter where you are you get wet.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       ceteris paribus
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Subject: Re: Recursive Cyclops.
Organization: Computing Sciences, Uni of Technology, Sydney.
Date: 14 Sep 92 23:58:53 GMT

jen187@mis.csiro.au (Graham Jenkins +61 6 276 6812) barfs and wanks:

>I'm sure there must be a newsgroup called kiddie.insults, or something
>like that. Perhaps you'd feel more comfortable in there.

Graham, not the Happy Scum, neither stimulates nor inspires one with this
mundane, half-baked, imagination-lacking, lazy suppressed fart. 

Graham, doyen of **MIS** at csiro (I thought everyone was leaving), drools
with a shit-faced grin in front of his terminal 19 hours a day with his
coke in one hand, and his cock in the other - awaiting arousals that will
never eventuate. Graham fantasises about telling his grandchildren in the
distant future which he will never know, about the best day in his life
- Sept 14 1992 - when he mixed it with the big boys in AUS.FLAME. Even the
baby - who will never be - recognises the sad truth. 

Graham isn't a wannabe. He's a wannahavebeenahasbeen - and he'll never even
get that far...

Tomasso - so much for gratuitous, undeserved flaming.

Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: So what do Collingwood supporters do now?
Followup-To: rec.sport.football.australian,aus.flame
Summary: St Kilda beat Collingwood in an Elimination final, and I feel fine!
Keywords: Collingwood LOSERS!
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 08:24:17 GMT


Enjoy the summer, losers!

Laurie 8
From: Khuanchai.Chooboonraj@f421.n621.z3.fidonet.org (Khuanchai Chooboonraj)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Open LETTER to Oz Immigration
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 08:29:28 +1000

* Original Area: ASIAN_LINK
* Original From: Percy Hayes (3:634/383)
* Original To  : All (3:634/383)

  
     An Open Letter to: 
     ------------------ 
 
     Mr. Gerry Hand, 
     Minister of Immigration 
     Parliament House 
     Canberra.                                 Sept 1992. 
 
     Dear Sir, 
 
         I am an Austrlian Citizen, having settled here since 1988. 
    By law I have every right and privilege as any other Citizen of 
    Australia. I thank you for that. 
 
        My Mother, Mrs. Gospi Homi Havewala is my only surviving  
    relative in the world (she has no other issues). Yet she was 
    not allowed by the Department of Immigration to remain under 
    my care, when she came here on my fathers death in 1991. The 
    reason? She was not 60 years old but only 58. She was forced 
    to go back to India against her will, although she desired to 
    stay with her only son. Even an appeal was disallowed. I 
    wrote twice to you, once to the Prime Minister, but to no 
    avail. <Your hearts were made of stone.> Humanitarian grounds 
    are no longer present in the Immigration law, they have been 
    removed mysteriously after 1990. No special consideration was 
    given to her individual case, but the letter of the law 
    applied. 
 
        She is now languishing alone in Bombay, India; and I 
    desire intensely to bring her back to me. But your policy 
    seems to be that of delay and torture, for even the migration 
    application she filed by registered post with the Australian 
    Embassy in Delhi has received no paper receipt from the 
    Embassy after one month. Because of the bureaucratic fumbling 
    of the Immigration system, a mother who has a right to be in 
    Australia is denied the company of her son, a Citizen of 
    Australia. An old woman who has a few years of life left. 
    Time I want to spend with her. 
 
        Because the Labour government made a decision in favour 
    of Chinese students, valid permanent residents and 
    naturalised citizens of this country are forced to pay. Why 
    should we be forced to live apart from our dear and loved 
    ones? Are we not citizens? Are we not humans? Why are there 
    no humanitarian grounds today in the immigration law? The 
    world will be the judge of the unfairness of Australian 
    immigration if humanitarian clauses stay erased from the 
    laws. 
 
        Bring humanity back to your department, Mr. Hand. Enough 
    is enough. LET MY MOTHER COME BACK. 
 
     
    Sd: Porus Homi Havewala, 
        Citizen of Australia. 
 
 
    (A copy of this letter is being forwarded to major newspapers 
     for publication.) 

 * Origin: Albury_Connection (3:621/421.0)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Subject: Re: Recursive Cyclops.
Organization: Computing Sciences, Uni of Technology, Sydney.
Date: 11 Sep 92 02:43:48 GMT

act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:

>Oh, do you think I should have less to say and even then I should precis my
>posts? 

Unicornia uses the term "less" ambiguously. I would contend that I was 
suggesting that Unicornia could even post in much higher volume, provided
that he has something to say. Emissions of noise destroy brains cells
(his, initially, everyone else's laterly - I'm immune due to year marking
essays by yuppie apprentices...

>Is that what you mean eh Tom eh?

Roughly! S:N ratio needs tweaking...

>Or maybe I shouldn't post at all? 

Reminds me of David <forgotten X-politician) - former PM of NZ, who described
the migration of Kiwis to Oz as increasing the IQ of both countries...

>Well what in the Dickens do you want?  Well just watch your Great  
>Expectations get dashed and darned to bits. xxxxxxxxxxxx

Cyclop's recent indulgences indicate he uses too much air and contributeth
little to this taudry world. Choosing such a grandiose name, and such a
fine architypal conception of the narrow perspective, I would expect the
chap to HAVE a perspective - but alas, only verbal diaohrea (+/- spelling)..

>Hey DAC you think you're the best, you goin' to let ole Tommy get away with 
>that?

If you can get DAC to pull your dick for you, you would indicate your
continual inability to create and emit under your own power, as well
as re-iterate DAC's overweening stupidity...