HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Can we say "fraud" ladies, gentlemen, and significant others?
Date: 7 Nov 92 17:17:13 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <sprooney.721015558@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>} >} What is to follow is the list of people who have voted in the election.
>>} >} Votes are not shown to preserve privacy until after the election.
>>} >} 
>>} >} ---------------------------------------
>>} 
>>} ><list of *61* people deleted>
>>} 
>>}>Now, here's a listing of the polls (from before this voter list was put out):
>>} 
>>} >{comments below}
>>} 
>>} >------snip--------snip----------snip--------snip
>>} 
>>} >Poll updates as of Monday November 2nd, 12:30am
>>} 
>>} >Jester 104 points <---not a typo
>>} >Ratboy 40 points
>>} [....]
>>} >Dan 1 point
>>} >Wicked Wanda 1 point
>>} [plus a few others presumably, which nobody bothered to mention.]
>>} >----------snip-----------snip----------snip--------
>>} 
>>} 
>>} 
>>} >How does one get 104 votes from 61 people?  I ask you this...
>>}>Nine, yes *nine* people were from the Purdue domain. I find this a *bit* sus.
>>} >(there are a total of 282 votes on the list...61*3=183 =/= 282)
>>} 
>>} Aah, bug you fergit.  Votes have a weight of 3, 2, and 1.  So
>>} 61*(3+2+1) = 61*6 = 366.  Therefore there must be 86 others with 1 point.
>>} Now THAT's what I call suss.
> 
> 
>>If the votes are truly weighted, then I must say this:  I've been gyped, as has
>>everyone who voted foe him/her/itself (that has two votes or less)  Personally,
>>I put my name on the top of the ballot (which means that I have *3* votes, even
>>if no one else votes for me (which I know they did)).  
> 
> Um... the main problum is that someone (?!?!?!?!?!!??) mailed to a
> rather large NEWSGROUP asking for votes of:
> 1) Ratboy
> 2)lisa
> 3)Jester.
> 
> OK, so I didn't even have a candidate to vote for, but by now 6!!
> peeps have mailed ME complaining!
> 
>>..Kill Jester...recall the vote...revote Phil in '92...
> I think it should be declared null AND void!!!
> 
> 
> OSIm,n
How could you!!! Trying to revoke my electionship to VP!!! After all I
have suggested to you that we do, after all the flirting I have done
to make you feel like *more* of a man, after all the wonderful things
that happened last night, and you want to declare my election null AND
void.	I'm hurt.
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Vote for Jester
Date: 6 Nov 92 01:56:58 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>Vote for Jester and make Saddam Hussein very happy.
>>S. Frog
>>Conquistador Coffee Marketing Co.

>At last what you've all been waiting for - return of the Eccles!!!
Oh, we've bin waiting.. I think I asked a couple of peeps to vote
for you.

>I intend to make a last minute plea for votes, b/c I haven't read the
>newsgroup for a long time, becauser you were all being _too_ silly.
>Kill Jester.
>Now I'm back and I want all the votes for ME!!!!
OK, Ok. Wotever you say m'lord.

>My preferences are for the piece of rhubarb, and my policies are to 
>stop people knocking akas, and get them to ring the bell instead, thats
>what its therefore my deep desire running up and down her spine like to
>thank my mother for not being here, of course I can't hear, my ears are
>full as a goog, after only one drink up or it'll go cold. Thank you.
I agree. (aka I'm too lazy (drunk?) to type anyting else!!!

>Eccles aka Vote for Eccles as Thain, and I'll revoke Jester's posting rights.
Thain?
Ar maith leat ata/ leis an tainiste?

>*grin*
Ditto/g.


OSImn o/g
From: emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric Middlecamp)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex Cells...Let's go shopping!
Date: 9 Nov 92 03:31:01 GMT

In article <1992Nov8.153617.3787@wkuvx1.bitnet>  writes:
>In article <1992Nov4.220925.748@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> 
>> In article <1992Nov2.151817.3663@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov2.144118.4473@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>> 
>>>> In article <1992Oct31.142822.725@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>> |> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!rutgers!ub!oswego!blurt.oswego.edu!la_ind03
>>>> |> From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
>>>> |> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
>>>> |> Subject: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
>>>> |> Message-ID: <1992Oct31.142822.725@blurt.oswego.edu>
>>>> |> Date: Sat, 31 Oct 92 09:28:22 EST
>>>> |> References: <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>
>>>> |> Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY
>>>> |> Lines: 25
>>>> |> 
>>>> |> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:

.. (lots and lots of bible material deleted)

>> Meredith aka still rolling in the hay
>MEREDITH !!@!!!
>Didn't anyone tell you that you're supposed to roll in the hay with
>someone? ...

   No no no.. He's ROLLING IN the hay. 
   "Thump thump thump. Here's hay bundle number one!
    Thump thump thump. Here's hay bundle number two!
    Thump thump thump. Here's hay bundle number three!
    ..."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 16:54:50 GMT

In article <sprooney.721374382@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>>>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>>>>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>>>>>>>purr nose sniff...)
>>>>>>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>>>>>>      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>>>>>> I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>>>>>> As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>>>>>> each others arms *smmoooooocching*
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
>>>>>My kind of man!!!
>>>>yeah, i go for men named "heidi", too...
>>>>gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
>>>>with women now...care to flirt with me?
>>>                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>           Sure...   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>ooh, let's make it a threesome, shall we?  menages a trois are so much
>>fun...
>Ah, fuck it.. let's just do a mass orgy! Um.. flirting?
>	Hey babe, what's your sign?
>
>>>>>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>>>>What's our country up to these days?
>>>Nothing good.  Although we're almost out of the rut.  Just a few more years...
>>gleep.  i hope so...or i'm moving (i'll come stay with you, sprooney,
>>ok?  and remind me to discipline you for flirting with everyone under
>>the sun...)
>Oh, Leather, how could I forget to... Will you get me to lie on the
>bathroom floor, and whip me six times? Make it sting... sir.
>
>>>>family values.
>>>>hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
>>>yes...  (nods)
>>but you gotta know what you're doing..as well i do.
>>learn from an expert!  leather, the sleazy redhead who does
>>hard and soft equally well! (but who prefers hard and is very good
>>at making the soft hard..)
>Hey.. I almost forgot... I'm recruting Leather for Wicked Wanda's
>Whip Cellar, 9th circle... come up and see her someday.
>
>>>>which i don't doubt you do.
>>>>
>>>>leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.
>>>>
>>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>Hold on... did Leather just call herself PEACEFUL?!?!?!
>
>ioMNS
Yes, she did.
William Turlough Cat aka beiad
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 7 Nov 92 18:05:49 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov6.150434.29451@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
> 
> |> > |> >|> >By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
> |> > |> >|> >president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
> |> > |> >|> >a sex object for president?  
> |> > |> >|> 
> |> > |> >|> oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
> |> > |> >|> vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
> |> > |> >|> the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
> |> > |> >|> 
> |> > |> >|> leather aka the ultimate sex object
> |> > |>  
> |> > |> >lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
> |> > |> >chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
> |> > |> 
> |> > |> hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
> |> > |> ooooh, baby, wait and see.
> |> > |> 
> |> > |> mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
> |> > |> help me out here...
> |> > |> 
> |> > |> leather aka warming up the custard
> |> > |> 
> |> > |> 
> |> > This *election* will be voted?! on based on the sleeze of each participant, but
> |> > since that is a relitive scale, and considering tina was seen weilding a knife, 
> |> > gina has played slap and tickle with rodants, and leather plays with toys,
> |> > i think imagination and creatitivity along with sleeze should be considered.
> |> >
> |> gina has played may things with many people and would rather die than
> |> let ANYONE be more sleazy than she is. is this a challenge to my
> |> integrity? a challenger to my throne? how dare she. and of course i'll
> |> win. i always do. after all, you can't lie with the dogs and not know
> |> how to bark.
> |>  
> |> > i hope i hav'nt left anyone out who would like to play.  if so, grab a can of
> |> > crisco and your twister game and jump in anytime.
> |> > 
> |> > chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
> |> 
> Gina has come out fighting, Frank?...Yes, she has come out but she seems to
> be trying to ride on her presidental election.  She will have to do better than
> this to win any real points...Thanks Frank...Chestnutt?

Ok. This means war. No electional residues. I keep the VP seat
regardless anyway. This is only a sleazefest. I refuse to lose. I do
have references after all. Ratboy. Fievel. Jester. Sprooney on
occassion, and even Chestnutt has been privy to some of my flirtacious
energy. I'll be riding on something besides the tailwind of my
election campaigns by the time this is over (and boy will he enjoy it)
> 
> chestnutt aka I have faith, Gina is just warming up
> 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: morrisdj@uhura.aston.ac.uk (DJ MORRIS)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Aston University
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 14:31:30 GMT

af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
: 
: Hey! I'm the resident redhead here. :P
: 
Well I've always fancied a redhead, so why don't you pop over here and we can
'get to know each other better'?

Luv, 
Daniel.
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex Cells...Let's go shopping!
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:57:18 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00465-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <1992Nov8.213102.2190@gacvx2.gac.edu>, emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric Middlecamp) writes:
|> Path: taco!hsdndev!yale!yale.edu!spool.mu.edu!umn.edu!msus1.msus.edu!gacvx2.gac.edu!gacvx2.gac.edu!news
|> From: emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric Middlecamp)
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: sex Cells...Let's go shopping!
|> Message-ID: <1992Nov8.213102.2190@gacvx2.gac.edu>
|> Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 22:31:01 EST
|> References: <1992Nov8.153617.3787@wkuvx1.bitnet>
|> Lines: 31
|> Nntp-Posting-Host: hotspur.gac.edu
|> 
|> In article <1992Nov8.153617.3787@wkuvx1.bitnet>  writes:
|> >In article <1992Nov4.220925.748@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
|> >> 
|> >> In article <1992Nov2.151817.3663@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|> >>> In article <1992Nov2.144118.4473@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
|> >>>> 
|> >>>> In article <1992Oct31.142822.725@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
|> >>>> |> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!rutgers!ub!oswego!blurt.oswego.edu!la_ind03
|> >>>> |> From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
|> >>>> |> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> >>>> |> Subject: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
|> >>>> |> Message-ID: <1992Oct31.142822.725@blurt.oswego.edu>
|> >>>> |> Date: Sat, 31 Oct 92 09:28:22 EST
|> >>>> |> References: <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>
|> >>>> |> Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY
|> >>>> |> Lines: 25
|> >>>> |> 
|> >>>> |> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
|> 
|> .. (lots and lots of bible material deleted)
|> 
|> >> Meredith aka still rolling in the hay
|> >MEREDITH !!@!!!
|> >Didn't anyone tell you that you're supposed to roll in the hay with
|> >someone? ...
|> 
|>    No no no.. He's ROLLING IN the hay. 
|>    "Thump thump thump. Here's hay bundle number one!
|>     Thump thump thump. Here's hay bundle number two!
|>     Thump thump thump. Here's hay bundle number three!
|>     ..."
|> 
Wow did you see that Frank!..Yes, quite an excellent save.  This proves that
she could be quite the spoiler for these games...It will be fun to watch, 
back to chestnutt in the booth...what..he went out to to by some paint?..
OK..This is bob villa, signing off again

chestnutt aka good show, absolutly top draw
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 10 Nov 92 23:11:57 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization

In article <sprooney.721373427@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>>>lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>>>>chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>>>hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>>>>ooooh, baby, wait and see.
>>> Pormises pornises.
>>> 
>>>>mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>>>>help me out here...
>>> Right, do you want a hand? Or foot, or any other parts?
>>> You don't want NMois, he's just got a BIG nose.
>>I want the other parts. And as far as NMois goes (how _far_ is that,
>>anyway?) I'm sure I could find a use for that BIG nose of his.
>How far do I go? Anyone got any references? Leather? Eccie? Jessie?
>Um... wotsername... oh yeah... Sonia.
how far does simon go?  oh, *very* far, i assure you...
he certainly did last night...

>I Go... far. Further than you could dream. Beyond this universe.
>(I'm just having porblums regaining contact.

well, i thought we were in contact pretty well, dear...
i certainly felt that spanking..

>>>>leather aka warming up the custard
>>> Eccles aka Getting his cutaway wetsuit.
>>Gina aka why ask why, just do it
>oISnm... I could agree more... come 'ere.
aren't i allowed to play?  *pout*

leather aka 6 times on the bathroom floor simon, COUNT!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: Join the masons!
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 08:47:34 GMT

About question 16, there - when you last checked, what?  Or when you
last checked what?  And when did you last check?

--
______________________________________________________________________
Dan Blum           Institute for the Learning Sciences   Room 327
blum@ils.nwu.edu   1890 Maple Ave., Evanston, IL 60201   708-467-2306

"The only actual `Socratic' was Socrates, who may or may not have 
 actually existed, as he himself would doubtless be the first to admit
 if he were alive today."
______________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: wc8384@writer.yorku.ca (Siusan Moffat)
Subject: Re:  Does it really matter?
Summary: douglas adams
Organization: Computer Assisted Writing Centre, York University, Toronto, Canada
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 02:40:03 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.180221.2672@bvc.edu> meierdalepau@bvc.edu writes:
>	YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I saw a hardcover of it in a local bookstore a 
>couple of weekends ago.  Plus, they've got a hardcover book with all four 
>of the first books in the trilogy (a quadrilogy??) and an added story 
>called "Young Zaphod Plays It Safe".
>
>Dale Meier

Yes. isn't it fabulous! and, i don't know about where you are, but
here you can now get that comp with all four plus the extra for $9.99
so i know i now have no excuse (even if i DO have all but the new one
anyway) of not going out and fetching it. Have you read "Last Chance
to see"?? It's really cool. they had to take a part out of the
paperback though cuz a guy coulda got sued (supposidly. But i got this
info right from the wonderful mouth of ol' mr. adams himself). it's
where they go to Australia and talk to the snake expert and they ask -
"well, isn't there ANY poisonous creatures you DO like" and the expert
replies - "there was one once - but she left me..."

gwen dibly
wc8483@writer.yorku.ca












Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 12:22:38 GMT

>>>OK... Just to shut peeps up, I've non-consulted with the
>>>anti-president of this group, and it's nothingness didn't say
>>>anything.
>Good to hear, really. :)
>Why aren't I getting your articles first hand Nsiom person?
Hrrrm. I dunno. Someone doesn't like you?

>>>Wot you say we're all joint pres?
>Which joint? 
JOINT? I DIDN'T INHALE!!!!
Sorry... you want some?
>
>>>(With Leather, Gina, lisa etc. as groupies 8:)... ie. they have all
>>>the control over us.)
>Nah.
Well I personally don't mind being Leather's slave.
>
>>>Actually, FUCK IT!
>Where is IT?
It's at home, on my bookshelf.
>
>>>None of the above sez He wants OISmn to be pres...
>>>I say You should all just throw loadsa parties, drink too much, and
>>>forget this whole thing ever happened *:)
>Yeah, tell us summin new :)
Um... I had a maths tutorial this morning?
>
>>>Do I have a second?
>Tick
ssssssssuuuuccccckkkk.

>>>oiSNmn... LETS PARTEEEEE  
>>>
>>>(PS. Anyone in Belfast able to give me a bed to sleep on this
>>>weekend *:) )
>What happened to yours - full again?
My wot? My bed? It's not in Belfast, and I couldn't be bothered
bringing it up there (altho' with the state I'm going to be in
tonite, I think I might be bringing a few more things up *:) )


>>My god,that's what I've been saying all along!!
>>Pass those Austrailian Table Wines..
>		  ^
>Get that i out of there.
You missed.

>>Beth aka i've got a bit of a dirty fork
>Eccles aka Aren't you the lucky one.
MNSio qaq Ssssh. Don't tell everyone, or they'll all want one.

AHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: concessions
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 08:34:58 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>In article <1992Nov7.110849.3754@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> In article <1992Nov5.231837.14149@midway.uchicago.edu>, airn@ellis.uchicago.edu (Anthony Airne) writes:
>> 
>> Concession speeches: down the hall next to the hot dog stand.
>> None of the Above has delegated to me the power to make such executive
>> decisions as I feel are necessary for the well-being of the newsgroup.
>> And I quote:
>> 	" I hereby delegate to my sensuous VP aka Gina all authority
>> to make such executive decisions as she feels are necessary until I,
>> None of the Above, am able to appear if the newsgroup on a regular
>> basis without interruption for years at a time. No one is allowed to
>> usurp her position except me. And I am president, remember? "
>> 		Got a problem with it?
>> 
>> 		Let ME know!
>> 			----Gina
>PS:
>If you DO have a problem, we need to solve it ASAP. I will do anything
>within my power to resolve any internal conflicts.

No, I didn't vote for Gina. Bit like voting for Bush and getting Dan
Quayle as president. I shall be the leader of Our Glorius Revolution
against the Voluptuous but Corrupt Gina.

Eccles
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: That's a bloody lie!!!!!
Date: 8 Nov 92 15:33:08 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov4.220644.747@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> In article <1992Nov2.151605.3662@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> In article <5765@balrog.ctron.com>, lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:
>>> 
>>>  wish to protest, in the strongest possible terms, the allegation that I,
>>> Saint, am an egomaniac!
>>> While it is true that I have an ENORMOUS ego, it is also true that said
>>> ego is well-founded because of my superior intelligence, wisdom and a
>>> disproportionately large set of naughty bits (Hey Gina, interested?).
>> So, Saint, How big is the rest of you? and HOW BIG ARE THEY?
>>> 
>>> I have been a participant in the buisness world and have never fallen out
>>> of a window ....
>>> 
>> Wow. Neither have I, though I have been known to bounce off walls.
>> 
>>> And by the way, that's NOT the sound of two Norwegians tussling in a 
>>> sleeping bag with a vole!
>> What is it then?
>> 
>>> 
>>> I am not an egomaniac, nor am I a Lego-maniac! And I resent the insinuation
>>> that I am, even though I'm not if I even thought about being so ... which
>>> I haven't.
>>> 
>>> Let's just get this all out in the open and expose ourselves. 
>>> I know I have.
>> You seeing Madonna these days or what? I have nothing against exposing
>> myself. I'd probably like to, though I'd rather not do so by myself.
>> 
>>> 
>>> Saint (with 12 points? and a humidor of things)
>> 12 !!! I only have 10. No fair. I'm AT LEAST as attractive as you, and
>> a lot more flirtacious. 
>> 
>> Gina aka wench aka the beautiful curvaceous blonde wishing to be
>> President of a.f.m-p so she can grant you your every desire
> 
> 
> The hell with being president, I'll grant your every desire just for fun...
> Meredith aka the sleazy blonde with whipped cream on top

Would you rather be with a woman who can only take you to the height
of ecstacy or with a woman who can:
	1. Take you far beyond the height of ecstacy to the point
	   where you amaze even yourself.
	2. Put you in power positions that could last the rest of your
	   life.
	3. Appoint you to top executive positions--both inside and
	   outside of this newsgroup.
What's your choice? 
Are you men or boys?
	(I'd ask if you were mice or men but that's an unfair
	 question, and I must be fair sometimes)

Gina aka your loveslave in a good way
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: baker@chem.canterbury.ac.nz (Mark Baker)
Subject: Four Yorkshire men for me too please
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sat, 14 Nov 1992 06:30:05 GMT

Yes, if you wouldn't mind, could someone please mail me a copy of this skit too..

Thanking you in advance


Mark Baker
c/- Chemistry Department
University of Canterbury
Email: baker@chem.canterbury.ac.nz
       chem193@csc.canterbury.ac.nz
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