HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: JAPANESE
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 02:18:27 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN SOC.CULTURE.JAPAN cmr@world.std.com (Charles M Richmond) writes:
)
)To: ntetsuya@lamar.ColoState.EDU

COLORADO!  NUCLEAR COMMAND CENTER FOR BOURGOISEE PIG DOGS! DIE.
NICE WOMEN THOUGH.

)Please forgive my ignorance.

WORKER NEED NO NOTHING BUT DIS: DIE BOURGOISEE PIG DOGS WE WILL UNITE
AND MURDER YOUR SONS AND RAPE YOUR BOURGOISEE DAUGHTERS AND CUT OFF
YOUR TINY BOURGOUSEE PENIS SO USED TO FANCY CONDOMS AND LUBRICANTS
WHILE ME AND MUSMEK MY PEOPLE'S PUBLIC WIFE HAD NO SUCH FORTUNE BEING
AS HOW WE ARE PROLOTARIAT BUT MY STD IS CLEARING UP THANK YOU
IMPERIALIST PIG.. DIE!

)I have been told that the "gai" in "gaijin"
)was originally the kanji for evil/harm/damage $B32(J instead of the
)kanji for outside $B30(J .  Is there any truth to this? 

IMPERIALISTC JAPANESE PIG DOGS ARE SO EXPLOITIVE TO WORKING CLASS
PROLOTARIAT THAT THEY COULNT THEIR MONEY IN HEXADECIMAL.  DIE!  RICH
IMPERIALIST CAPITALISTIC SONY TOYOTA EVIL EXPLOITERS!  WORKERS NEED
NOT YOU!  HA HA!  THEY CAN MAKE WOOD CARTS AND SELL FRUIT WITHOUT
IMPERIATIC MANAGERS!

)*****************************************************************************
)*  Charles Richmond 	Integrated International Systems Corporation        *
            ^^^^
EVEN BOURGOISEE NAME IZ RICH! AHH.  HARD PROLOTARIAT BATTLE AHEAD!

)*  cmr@world.std.com
        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ CALITIALISTC PIG TAKES OVER WORD! DIE! UBER
COMMUNISM AND WORKERS AND STEEL FACOTRIES!  DIE DIE DIE!


IVAN




-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: please continue
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 20:31:46 GMT

"Exit 'Loons On The Tree'," said the voice in my ear.  I jumped involuntarily

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"Been there, done that
 Been there, don't want to go back"  --Brian Eno & John Cale
Current Album--Warren Zevon:Transverse City
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State at home)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: hooters
Date: 31 Aug 92 10:33:37 GMT


My pseudo-girlfriend's father is an AIDS researcher.

She: My Dad is going to Thailand for 2 weeks.
Me: Oh, really.  That's interesting.  I'd like to visit Thailand.
She: Shall I ask him to bring you a souvenir?
Me: One of those youthful prostitutes with small but perky breasts.
She: ...


hugs, Sir Richard Burton

PS: I also asked her to use her father's connections to get me
    a Dow Corning breast implant as a toy.  So far nothing.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: <None>
Date: 3 Sep 92 13:41:14 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <dzhnrfd.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
> 
> I have nothing against the arabs.  I created alt.wante.moslem.[men,
> women, gay] so that they could find partners and have a more happy
> life.  grin.

STRIKE ONE !!!!!!!

> 
> Besides, I am not a racist.  I am a culturalist.  I prefer people who
> were brought up with certain beliefs, values, and morals.  Racism is
> stupid because it is a terrible indicator of the persons character.
> It is illogical to be racist.  I am not a racist.
> 

STRIKE TWO !!!!!


> To be distrustful of blacks merely because of their skin would be
> silly and an inaccurate indicator of their character.  To distrust
> male blacks *of urban america* is not silly and is a very good
> indicator of violence.  1/4 black males are involved with the
> criminal system.  It's stupid and unintelligent to not take their
> black-urbaness into account when interacting with them.  1/4 are
> criminals or will be.  It's a fact.  It's not politically correct,
> though.
> 
> I like much of arab and chinese culture.  There are, however, many
> aspects which I dislike.  I suppose I should be making fun of those
> attributes that I dislike rather than the typical stereotypes.  Yes,
> in this I am being childish.  I still find it funny, though.
> 
> Being Jewish, I naturally like more of my culture than I like other
> cultures.  It seems natural.

STRIKE THREE !!!!!!
YERRRROUUTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOSER !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jason
What a silly game baseball is ...

> 
> -- 
> --
> hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: please continue
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 20:28:15 GMT

The summer of 2216 was dark and dreary.  The earth hadn't revolved in days,
I could barely make out the government building thru the radioactive haze.
A few yards to the east, the unending sunshine had set several trees ablaze.
A lone man walked across the bleak landscape, face blistered by the awful rays.
He didn't seem to see me at first, but suddenly his eyes met mine and his gaze

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"Been there, done that
 Been there, don't want to go back"  --Brian Eno & John Cale
Current Album--Warren Zevon:Transverse City
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config,control
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 23:35:15 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
Newgroup: newgroup alt.fan.letterman


alt.fan.letterman 

This newsgroup is intended for fans of the David Letterman Show.

Articles include:

	interesting upcoming guests
	typing in the daily top 10 list and other jokes
	dave's address and how to break into his house.


hugs,

mrs. letterman


-- 
--
cj gypsy
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My neighbor needs help
Date: 3 Sep 92 15:31:49 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com writes:

>Please.  Someone come and fuck my neighbor.  On a regular basis.  I
>might even be able to pay you.  Please.  Please please please.

Hmmm, a request for a Charity Fuck[tm] without even mentioning the
physical proportions and magnitude of the mammalian protuberances. Tsk,
tsk, tsk.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (ce)
Subject: Houses of the Holy Cow Next Door
Organization: Deutsches Klimarechenzentrum GmbH, Hamburg
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 12:40:11 GMT




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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What talk.bizarre is about
Date: 2 Sep 92 00:04:52 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


I recently came across a paragraph that describes talk.bizarre pretty well:

	Sometimes the goals and the rules governing an activity are
	invented, or negotiated on the spot.  The goal of such
	[activities] emerges by trial and error, and is rarely made
	explicit; often it remains below the participants' level of
	awareness.  Yet it is clear that these activities develop
	their own rules and that those who take part have a clear idea
	of what constitutes a successful "move," and of who is doing
	well.  In many ways this is the pattern of a good jazz band,
	or any improvisational group.  Scholars or debaters obtain
	similar satisfaction when the "moves" in their arguments mesh
	smoothly, and produce the desired effect.

...IN BED!

-Tom
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Subject: Be Very Very Afraid
Keywords: School is in
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 20:43:51 GMT

Distribution: world


I have just come from one of the NeXT classrooms, where I was correcting a bad  
hard drive. There were about 25 freshmen, who are here for their "freshman  
orientation". The student advisor was showing them the Newsgrazer. Of course,  
they liked what they saw, even the male .gifs (all male school, here).

It is only a matter of time.

--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Max Schnell)
Subject: Re: yurtmania
Organization: IFA
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 23:51:26 GMT

Arthur Delano writes:
>
>I have a friend who wants a menstrual yurt.  I'm not kidding.
>She wants a place she can go when she's on the rag because she
>believes that the special time of the month is a time best
>spent secluded and meditating...

It would be a shame to always waste it in seclusion.

Women are magical during their time of the moon.  It is a time
when men should stand nearby, silent and attentive, to catch 
any stray motes of wisdom.

Rigler                      Yet I predict that some false feminist 
                            will express an interest in initiating 
                            violence against me just for saying that.
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: weekends
Date: 2 Sep 92 02:18:32 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

Mark Schnitzius writes:
>
> I've been looking for a quote to put in my .sig.  I think I
> may have just found it.  Let's try it:
>
> ---------------------------------------------------------------
> mark schnitzius                |  "...and we caught banzai the
> schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu       |  scabrous cat licking the 
> university of central florida  |  turkey."    --hippolyte

We all have our favorites.


Andrei

"may you die at the hands of a horde of angry
 feminista bulldykes armed with potato peelers."
 -- gypsy@alembic.acs.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
X-Xxdate: Mon, 31 Aug 92 19: 17:16 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 18:11:05 GMT

In article <pvhn9xd.rdc@netcom.com> Rachel Dafni Christy, rdc@netcom.com
writes:
>GOOD.  YOU'RE FINALLY REALIZING THE TRUTH.  A WOMAN'S ONLY GLORY COMES
>FROM THE GLORY OF HER HUSBAND.  YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL ROLE MODEL LIKE
>MRS BUSH AND MRS QUAYLE.
>
>)since heactually LIKES women, i don't have any trouble relating to him
>)at all.
>
>GYPSY: "I'M A LESBIAN"

Jeezus, Roger.  Image or not, reputation or not, Sarcasso or not, why
don't you chill out a bit?


.sig under construction...

John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: Rejected American Gladiators Events
Organization: Rice University
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 04:21:29 GMT

As-Steroids
Scrabble
The Bunch-of-Guys-With-Medicine-Balls Challenge
The Mudslide
GeroniMotorbike
Catheter Capture
The Frug-a-thon
Speed Ironing

and, for the Final Event:

The Arena of Flatulence
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Non-alcoholic beer
Followup-To: poster
Summary: penis
Keywords: penis
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 14:27:59 GMT

Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org, claims in his .sig that:

>Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.

About as much of a victory as being the best football team in Ethiopia.
From: mikea@zorba.gvg.tek.com (Michael P. Anderson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: rewards
Keywords: why is god so mean?
Date: 4 Sep 92 05:37:25 GMT
Followup-To: alt.welts,talk.lips.collegen
Organization: Grass Valley Group, Grass Valley, CA


	Dangerous Thoughts, By Micky Gooly II:

		"If I could right-justify all the books in the library,
		 would people still read? Would there still be a non-fiction
	 	 selection at 7-11? Can I drive now?"



	

datawrench/miserables/watson/bison/brewpub/maggot/pequod/xyzzy/glucose/pumpkin
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: ok you semanticists
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 06:46:42 GMT



i need a word to represent the concept of, having read a particularly
piquiant post, slamming my head onto the desktop once, but with great
speed and violence, then returning to neutral.

BoB
teCh
just did it twice.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: THE DAN QUAYLE DICTIONARY
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 13:09:42 GMT

ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz) writes:

>JOHN HEIM writes:
>>You realize that, if Dan Quayle ever gets to be president, tradition 
>>holds that somebody, somewhere build a library and name it after him.

>>"The Dan Quayle Memorial Library"

>No, no, no.  "The Dan Quayle Memoreal Librarie"

It's this sort of thought and originality that is the very soul
of talk.bizarre.  Keep up the good work.
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Anita Hill
Date: 26 Aug 92 15:27:39 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

Yesterday the Purdue newspaper announced that Anita Hill will be
paid $10,000 to speak during Purdue's "Affirmative Action" week.
Funny how someone can make politically motivated accusations with
little-to-no supporting evidence and turn into a high-paid speaker
in the feminist movement.

ata boy
From: svenning@cc.curtin.edu.au
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: More rejected game show titles
Date: 31 Aug 92 16:05:57 GMT
Organization: Curtin University of Technology

In article <1992Aug31.085820.28673@news.Hawaii.Edu>, patten@lumchan.ifa.hawaii.edu (Brian Michael Patten) writes:
> 
> More games shows we are never likely to see on the air:
> 
> 
>   Truth or Torture
> 
>   American Defecators
> 
>   The Price is Your Wife
> 
>   Purging for Dollars
> 
>   Tic-Tac-Blow
> 
> 
> 
> -----------------------
> 
> Brian




=============================================================================

Not to mention these classics that will never be....

Perfect snatch

Saturday Night Dead

Candid Crapperrug deal

Candid crapper

STUDS! (It never really was, was it?...I hope it's just a dream!)

NBC YESTERDAY with Bribeme Gumby
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: holocaust
Date: 3 Sep 92 19:35:13 GMT

Matt,

The Jews said more than "never without a fight", they said "never
without a fight, and we will never again trust _anyone_ else to fight
for us", a lesson the Iraqi Kurds and Shiites are having to learn the
hard way these days, among lots of other folks.

And frankly, I don't give a rudy damn what the purposefully functional
illiterates of the net read into what I write. I write what I mean.
What they read is their own lookout.

The inherently bemused we will always have with us, until, being unable
to read the directions on something simple but potentially lethal, like
a ballot, results in their demise.

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
[That last thought is too good to keep private.  This gets posted, too.]
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Goto's Japanese School
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:59:11 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.012356.22577@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>
>STEVEN E BARNES CANT PROGRAM BASIC!!@!@@
>
>I GET IT !!@!@@!
>
>HAW HAW STEVEN E BARNES IS NO DONALD KNUTH!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

I rather suspect that Donald Knuth would be offended by this comparison.
--scott
   (who is explicitly avoiding sending him this message)
From: rdc@netcom.com (PATSYMAN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Date: 4 Sep 92 01:30:29 GMT
Organization: SOCIETY TO LOVE ALL SOCIETIES

IN TALK.BIZARRE cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
)
)It's Carasso, specifically, I am criticizing.  It's Carasso,
)specifically, who I find to be repulsively bigoted.  Especially
)since he has refused to take the challenge I offered.  His latest
)round of frothing hatred has lost its entertainment value for me.

First I was a racist and I disproved that.  Now I'm a bigot, and yet
no one seems to exactly define what one is.  People are not bigoted
because they refuse to take your cake eating challenge.  I've asked
for a definition of bigoted and no one has supplied one.  

)You should feel free to disagree with me.

Oh thank you, Your Fucking Highness [TM pending].

)He goes back into my killfile.

But, alas, this will end your long series of witty, humorous, and
bizarre posts that so perfectly played, nay danced, off my postings.


carasso "could count her funny posts on her ass pimples"
.
.
-- 
--
cj gypsy
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Top 10
Keywords: arbitrary, subjective
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:34:32 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA


        The 10 lamest schools in the Northeast United States

10.)   Seton Hall
9.)    Play-penn State
8.)    SUNY @ Stony Brook
7.)    Skidmore
6.)    University of New Haven
5.)    UMASS Lowell
4.)    Russell Sage
3.)    Hofstra
2.)    Wellesley

And now!



Ha ha, bet you thought I was going to put Dartmouth here.



The lamest school in the northeast:

1.)    R.P.I.

source-- American Universities and Colleges,   Eleventh Edition
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mclemens@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Clemens)
Subject: Re: Name the band who did this song:
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 17:23:06 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.163823.21778@cs.ucla.edu> jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>In article <1992Aug26.010858.4528@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> KAMCHAR@ibm.cl.msu.edu writes:
>>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>>I'm so bored, I'm so bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored
>>
>   Is that the Dead Milkmen?
>
Only if it's "I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach... I'm so bored I'm... "
etc.  

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.feminism
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: snippet
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 22:05:26 GMT

In article <1992Aug30.062905.8978@midway.uchicago.edu> cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri) writes:

>"so, let me see if i've got this right:  you didn't have any problem
>with going to your mother and telling her you're a dyke.  but.  you're
>terrified of her finding out that you keep kosher.  right?"
>
>"Yeah, well, I guess that pretty much sums up our relationship right
>there..."

The embryo of another news group: alt.dutch.dyke.finger.in.pyfo

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: Woody and Mia
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 20:36:48 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
Keywords: thank heaven for little girls

IN REC.ARTS.MOVIES,REC.HUMOR,ALT.SEX,ALT.SEX.BONDAGE,SOC.CULTURE.JEWISH,SOC.CULTURE.ASIAN.AMERICAN,ALT.PARENTS-TEENS,ALT.RECOVERY,SOC.MEN,SOC.WOMEN,ALT.POLYAMORY,ALT.WANTED.MOSLEM.GAY 


jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
)Don't know if anyone else saw this, but I read in the paper that Dick
)Cavett completely believes Woody and "If these charges are true I'll
)publicly kiss Pat Buchanan on the lips." (I may have pararphrased
)sightly, as I don't have the paper in front of me, but that's the gist 
)of it).
)
)Now I don't know about what happened between Woody and the seven year
)old.  I hope to God the accusations are false.  But I sure would LOVE
)to see Dick & Pat.


I have no joke here, I just like saying "Regardless of a Woody, I'd
like to see Dick & Pat."

-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: Movie Advertisement
Organization: Rice University
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 03:42:49 GMT

GREGORY HINES is the Moslem Fundamentalist with a chip on his shoulder
   and a secret past.

BILLY CRYSTAL is the wacky Hasidic Rabbi with a smart-aleck wit and the
   snazzy duds.

Together they elude the evil forces of the New York Roman Catholic Diocese.

Together they begin to break down the bounds that fear and mistrust engender.

Together they are:

                  R U N N I N G    S A C R E D


"Oh, no.....he missed a BIBLE question!"  <dead silence>

-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill

			
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