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From: jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Presidential Campaign Test
Date: 12 Nov 92 01:10:44 GMT
Article-I.D.: zeus.1992Nov12.011044.172831
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo


forward of a forward.  Funny even in retrospect.

------- cut here -------
Joel McNally, the Innocent Bystander -- The Milwaukee Journal 10/1/92
 
A midterm campaign examination on everything we have learned so far:
 
1. Which promise on taxes by George Bush do you find more persuasive?
 
   a.  His 1988 pledge:  "Read my lips.  No new taxes."
   b.  His new, improved 1992 pledge: "I am not going to do it again.
       Ever,
       ever."
 
2. Which action by a college student do you consider more important in
   determining how you will vote in 1992?
 
   a.  	What Bill Clinton did to avoid getting drafted to fight in a
   		war he opposed.
   b.  	What Dan Quayle did to avoid getting drafted to fight in a war
   		he supported.
 
3. In the Great Owl Debate of "jobs vs. environment" posed by the Bush
   campaign, which would you be more upset to wake up tomorrow morning
   and find was gone?
 
   a.  Your job.
   b.  Your planet.
 
4. Which of the following would you be willing to bet your next paycheck
   that the vice president of the United States could spell
   correctly?
 
   a.  Anti-disestablishmentarianism
   b.  Potato
   c.  Cat
 
5. What is your favorite family value?
 
   a.  The right to choose whether to have a family.
   b.  The right to enjoy "Murphy Brown."
   c.  The Grand Slam Special at Denny's
 
6. Which candidate has the most appeal among young voters?
 
   a.  Clinton, because he plays that hip musical instrument, the
   saxophone.
   b.  Bush, because he talks in rap.
   c.  Al Gore, because he looks like Superman.
   d.  Quayle, because he looks like Jimmy Olsen.
   e.  Ross Perot, because he's an elf.
 
7. Bush says the election is about trust.  Which of the following would you
   trust Bush to do if elected to a second term?
 
   a.  Never to raise taxes again. Ever.  Ever.
   b.  To select only the best-qualified Americans for important jobs such
 	as the vice presidency and the US Supreme Court.
   c.  Not to throw up on heads of state while visiting other
   nations.
 
8. During the sale of US missiles to Iran, the late Ronald Reagan was
   napping through the presidency and Vice President Bush was "out of
   the loop."  Write down your best guess as to who was running the United
   States.
 
9. What is your primary concern about the US economy?
 
   a.  How to spend the big bonanza if Bush finally succeeds in cutting
 	capital gains taxes.
   b.  Whether US jobs are on a fast track or a slow track to Mexico.
   c.  That there be one again.
 
10. What about Bush reminds you most of Harry Truman?
 
   a.  Nobody thinks he's going to win.
   b.  He likes to fish and recently rode on a train.
   c.  He's a dead man.
 

----- sorry, the end -----

John David Munch
California Polytechnic State University
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: mcrosby@nyx.cs.du.edu (Matthew Crosby)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 04:42:20 GMT

In article <1992Nov7.020002.25858@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> ins272u@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Geoff Green) writes:
>Matthew B. M. Gibson (gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
>: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
>: >brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>: >>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>: >>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>: >>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>: >>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>: >>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>: >>>>>lines over and over again?
>: >>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>: >>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>: >>It's a rambling serenade!
>: >How is it made?
>: Well, you could use a blade.
>Or a spade :)
I wish this moronic thing would fade!

--
-Matt
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the net!
mcrosby@nyx.cs.du.edu  -or-  crosby@cs.colorado.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dauer1@cc.swarthmore.edu (David Samuel Auer)
Subject: Feminist Jokes
Summary: Sorry, folks
Reply-To: dauer1@cc.swarthmore.edu (David Samuel Auer)
Organization: Swarthmore College
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 17:58:35 GMT

Feminist jokes despite their political ramifications are only jokes, so
appreciate them for what they are.  Secondhand, I understand that I have been
flamed for my posts.  I did not realize what I had posted was cross-posted to
rec.humor where what I posted was inappropriate.  Sorry for the waste of
bandwith.
-dave
From: julian@baldur.lbl.gov (julian cortella)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Oh no! Another Request! (Dan Quayle)
Date: 6 Nov 1992 18:23:02 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, Berkeley, CA USA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.128.80

Ok, I know he's old news, but can someone please mail me the most
recent compilation of DanQuayleisms that was posted here recently?

Thanks much.

julian

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: slambert@AFIT.AF.MIL (Steve Lambert)
Subject: Re: topless dancer.....
Organization: Air Force Institue of Technology, WPAFB OH
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 18:44:07 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.222602.8315@menudo.uh.edu> bmw@George.UH.EDU writes:
>From: bmw@George.UH.EDU
>Subject: topless dancer.....
>Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1992 22:26:02 GMT


>Did you hear about the topless dancer who caught leprosy ?

>Her business fell off !!!


HA  HA (real funny)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (WE'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE WE'RE NOT ALL HERE)
Subject: Re: draft dodger day 93
Summary: Get a clue!  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Distribution: usa
Date: 12 Nov 92 05:20:47 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.022940.22189@escom.com>, al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)                                 writes...
>Tune in this time next year when President Clintron (or as Saddam

[rant rant rant]

>Yaa'll be sure to come out here to DC for Draft Dodger Day in 

[rant rant rant]

 unsightly Vietnam Memorial
>can just be filled in with dirt so we can plant Flowers.
>Al

Get a clue Al! This is rec.humor. Unless your humor is this dry then 
post this somewhere else.

-Garrett
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: smaus@nyx.cs.du.edu (Scott Maus)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 14:33:26 GMT

tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:

>cmj@acsu.buffalo.edu (christophe m johnson) writes:

>> I've seen quite a few of these, but I've never seen on for Jeep. Anyon
 have
>> any for Jeep?
>> 

>Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
>Just Eat Every Pickle.

>--                    
>INTERNET:  tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
>UUCP:   ...!ryptyde!netlink!tumidity
>NetLink Online Communications * Public Access in San Diego, CA (619) 453
1115
Here is a list of acronyms::

 FORD - Found On Reservation Dump
        Fix Or Repair Daily
        First On Race Day
        Found On Road Dead

 FIAT - Fix It Again Tony

 DODGE - Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

 DATSUN - Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

 G M C  - Got Mechanic Coming

 BUICK - Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean

 PINTO - Put In New Transmission Often


Well there you have it!! Add on if you can!!

S
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: inde7fw@elroy.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 18:20:00 GMT

In article <BxK7Cn.A6u@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman) writes...
>herm@merlin.etsu.edu (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
> 
>>Two years ago, I read the funniest joke I ever set
>>my eyes upon, but alas, I've lost my copy of it.
>>Could someone please repost the Green Golf Ball Joke?
> 
>	I may have a copy, and even though it is probably the FUNNIEST
>joke I've ever heard, posting it isn't worth the FLAMES. . 


             instead of reposting it do you think you could just email 
me a copy?

                                                    'preciate it,
                                                    dan
                                                    inde7fw@jetson.uh.edu
> 
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From: avg@rodan.UU.NET (Vadim Antonov)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Trinary
Date: 7 Nov 1992 13:49:21 -0500
Organization: Berkeley Software Design
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net
Keywords: snipe hunt

In article <1992Nov7.025639.18955@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>In article <1992Nov07.011214.18217@bnr.ca> bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash) writes:
>>The program was cancelled when it was found that the
>>machine would not accept the backward R used in the Russian language.
>>Hope this clears things up!
>>
>>Brian /-|-\
>
>Hmmm. I'm interested as to why it wouldn't accept the "backward R" (as you
>put it, formally called "Ya"). I have no ideas other than that Ya is the
>last letter in the Cyrillic alphabet, which has 33 letters, and possibly this
>machine could only use 32 alphabetic characters? But that doesn't seem to fly.
>
>Ideas?
                                         ..
Modern Russian has one "obsolete" letter E  (yo) which is not used in most
books and newspapers because it's easily distinguishable from E (ye) by
context -- hi-quality and children books still have it. Without yo it's
only 32 letters. Now, here comes DEL :-) actually, 0377. The code for
capital hard mark (bol'shoy tverdyi znak) is 0377 in KOI-8. Some systems
interpret it as DEL. Some people like writing code like

	char c;

	while( (c = getchar()) != EOF )
		putchar(c);
                                                                    _
It works just fine for ASCII and all Cyrillic letters but breaks on  b.

And, please, never assume that characters are 7 bits :-)

A bit of trivia -- the now-standard in networking Cyrillic code is not
alphabetically ordered. It keeps phonetical ordering of Latin character
set so if 8th bit gets stripped you'll get a readable text anyway.

BTW, there are 8-bit Russian newsgroups available in US. It's relcom.*
hierarchy.

--vadim

OBFolklore: I actually saw and touched working trinary computer. The
beast was called Setun' (name of a small river crossing Moscow) and
was installed at the CS dept in Moscow U. Last years it was used to run
some automated education system (FORTRAN course). Then it was trashed
for nobody had any reasonable idea of what to do with it and there was
a terrible shortage of room space.
From: auer@cs.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Feminist Jokes
Date: 7 Nov 92 21:23:35 GMT
Organization: Swarthmore College, PA

In article <1992Nov6.192010.4796@island.COM> fester@island.COM (Mike Fester) writes:
>In article <XKRSBGPT@cc.swarthmore.edu> auer@cs.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer) writes:
>[...]
>>Not my expectations.  My notions of justice.
>Oh darn, here I am posting on what I THOUGHT was rec.humor, and [...]
what I thought it was alt.feminism.  Pardon my net inexperience.
-dave
From: gilbertl@aludra.usc.edu (Gilbert Man-Fai Lau)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Marketing Researh in Europe
Date: 11 Nov 1992 15:32:09 -0800
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

Hi,
	My friend is working on a marketing research in Europe. I will be
very appreciated if any of you can answer the following questions? 

1. Does any chain-store like Blockbuster exists in Europe?

2. Do Europeans accept American idea and culture?

3. Do Europeans influenced by Americans?

4. How's the entertainment business in Europe compared to America?

5. How's laser disc selling in Europe? (little, moderate or great) If 
   possible, please give me some statistics?

6. How about video game rental business? Do European children like to play 
   video game as American children?

7. How often do you go to video stores or theaters in Europe?

Please reply to my email addr: glau@cory.berkeley.edu
Thanks in advance!!

Gilbert
From: sl3nf@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: DIR/REG
Date: 12 Nov 92 01:43:43 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

Q:  How many elephants can you fit in a Volkswagen?
A:  Four

	Pay attenetion.

Q:  How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?
A:  There are footprints in the butter.

Q:  How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
A:  There are two footprints in the butter.

Q:  How can you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?
A:  You can't close the door.

Q:  How can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?

         "Time well spent is a waste indeed."
                 sniggerfardimungus
                in%"sl3nf@cc.usu.edu"
         The usual disclaimers apply anywhere 
              you can find a sticky spot.
A:  There's a Volkswagen parked out front.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jensting@ee.ic.ac.uk (Jens Tingleff)
Subject: Re: English-German motoring terms
Organization: Elec. Eng. Imperial College, London
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 13:53:11 GMT

In article <199211052023.AA23716@das.wang.com>, VSLARRY@WEIZMANN.WEIZMANN.AC.IL (Larry Israel) writes:
> How about the famous German car magazine, Zeitschrift fur Krankshaft und
> Gearshift?

Not forgetting that 'Vorsprung durch technik' (sp?) means technical front springs
-- 
Mr Jens Tingleff, M.Sc.EE. PhD student at 
     Imperial College, Dept of EE,  Exhibition Road, London SW7 2BT, England
jensting@ic.ac.uk or jensting@dinghy.ee.ic...  (used to be jensting@diku.dk) 
"What've we got for entertainment?/ Cops kicking gypsies on the pavement" Clash
From: mbond@engr.UVic.CA (Michael  Bond)
Subject: Re: pickup lines (PARENTAL ADVISORY:EXPLIC
Reply-To: mbond@engr.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 23:32:28 GMT


Anyone hear the tape by Kevin "Bloody" Wilson?

Here are some lines from a song of his:

Do you fuck on first dates?

Does your dad own a brewery?

Can I feel your tits, or, will you show them to me?

My face will be leaving in 5 minutes, I would like you to be on it.


Later...

Michael Bond



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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
From: crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu
Date: 8 Nov 92 14:38:51 -0500
Organization: Miami University Academic Computer Service"

> I'm running a naturally occurring, intelligent, self-modifying, parallel
> processing operating system on 3 or 4 pounds of warm protoplasm.
> Now *that's* a real hack!
> 
> -- 
> Keith Thompson (The_Other_Keith)  kst@telesoft.com
> TeleSoft, 5959 Cornerstone Court West, San Diego, CA, 92121-9891
> "Listen to me, people!  We must stick them with quills -- it's the only way!"

 Ha. you have to use 3 or 4 lbs., I have trained a single celled Ameoba
 named Bob to sneak into your computer, and eat every *bit* of data it
 can hold.

*--------------------------------------------------------------------*
                                           
*-------*  What Rolls down stairs,              
|     S |  Alone or in pairs,             
| R   T |  Rolls over your neighbors dog? 
| E & I | 
| N   M |  What fits on your back and is great for a snack?
|     P |
|     Y |  It's log, log, log!
*-------*                                         Chad "Ren" Wilson

*--------------------------------------------------------------------*
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33265 alt.folklore.computers:15956 alt.cascade:3106
From: xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 92 15:30:47 EST
Organization: Odd Parity Hacker's Group

slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:

[ HUGE brag thread deleted; you all know what it says! ]

> Sorry, that's my fault.  I'm afraid that the high-energy laser-pumped
> negentropic vortex generator I made from my own nostril hair, which is
> currently cranking out entire new universes at the rate of 7.6 per picosecond
> was breaking the FCC emissions limits and gronking your microwave's control
> panel.  It should work properly now.  Also, my cat Arthur was FTPing hundreds
> of terabytes of PD software from Epsilon Eridani in the year 4741 A.D. over
> the faster-than-light Ethernet interface I built for him, and this may have
> been loading the Net a little yesterday.  My sincere apologies to everyone wh
> noticed any performance degradation.
> 
> 	Seth "the Lesser"

I think Seth won. Can we stop this now and move on?

And one thousand bullets through the head of "right! i run system V on my 
VIC-20!"

Daniel Max P. Drucker

=============== mertwig!xyzzy@jaflrn.uucp ==========================
#define slogan_1 Don't pick on me, I'm only 14.
#define slogan_2  Hey! Lets port it to COBOL!

Difficulty! It's the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!
Hi, I'm a .sig virus! Copy me into your .sig and spread the fun!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Ben.Magid@launchpad.unc.edu (Ben Magid)
Subject: Re: Looking for Polish Jokes..
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 22:44:44 GMT

In article <720905346.AA06928@csource.oz.au> Jim.Swannack@f153.n633.z3.fidonet.org (Jim Swannack) writes:
>GW>From: jtsai@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Gandalf the Wizard)
>GW>Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
>
>GW>Can anyone please email me some good polish jokes?
>GW>Thanx.
>GW>Gandalf
>GW>~<.signature
>why do seagulls fly upside down in poland??????????
>.
>.
>because they are not worth shitting on
>
> * Origin: MainFrame 03-776-6005 Australia (3:633/153)

Whats different about polish firing squads?

They stand in a circle

	-Ben

--
   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Return of the Swedes
Reply-To: terjej@edb.tih.no
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 15:25:02 GMT

Swedes are funny guys...

Back in the middle ages, a Norwegian, a Dane and a Swede was 
scheduled for the  guilliotine.
The Norwegian was laid below the axe, but the guilliotine mechanism
failed, and accorind to the rules the Norwegian was freed.
The same happened to the Dane.
When the Swede's head was laid on the block, he looked up and shout!
- Wait! Wait! I can see the fault!

The Norwegians and the Swedes had an ice-fishing contest, going over
three days. After the first day, the Norwegians had 6 kg of fish,
while the Swedes had nothing. So in the moring of the second day,
the Swede's decided to send a spy over to the Norwegians,
to see what they were doing.
Ten minutes later the spy comes running back.
- They have hacked a hole in the ice! 

Back in world war 2, there were quite a few Swedes sympatethic to
the Norwegians who were under German suppression.
Some even went as far as to stand on the border and throw grenades at
the germans. Unfortunately, the jerries had a nasty habit of removing
the safety pins and throw the grenades back.

The thinnest swedish book ever written?
SWEDISH HEROES

Watch out for more swedish jokes...



-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
From: whedon@netcom.com (Bill Whedon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cacade? (sic)
Date: 8 Nov 92 22:00:21 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <721199078.0@lrifido.fidonet.org> Glen.Taylor@f137.n105.z1.fidonet.org (Glen Taylor) writes:
>MW>In article <1992Nov3.151556.6137@eecs.nwu.edu> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu
>MW>(Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>MW>>
>MW>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>MW>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>MW>>lines over and over again?
>
>MW>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>I wonder if I could make one begin?
Another cascade? Oh no! Not agin! 

-- 
-- "Illegitimatida non Carborundum es" --
From: deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Dog names
Keywords: Whatthe
Date: 6 Nov 92 23:37:30 GMT
Organization: Heurikon Corporation, Madison, WI


>	I heard of someone who had a very timid Doberman names FiFi and an
>attack trained chihuahua named Brutus.  Brutus was hell on ankles.
>	Also a friend of mine's mother named her dog 'Damn Spot' so she could
>say "Out Damn Spot" and get her Shakespeare out of her system.



   Years ago, a neighbor of mine purchased a Golden Retriever which 
 was somewhat adventuresome in the fact that it would wander around
 in the evening after doing its' business (read "pinch a loaf") and
 would only return after a few minutes prompting.


   After awhile, most people in the neighborhood got used to some
 guy yelling "REEFER ... REEEEEEFFFEEER" at the top of his lungs
 5 minutes every night.






 tuobadnuor
--
deanc@ex.heurikon.com    \                Visit Wisconsin!
                         /       
                         \         Come smell our Dairy-air (sp!!!).
                         / 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: OSU College of Osteopathic Medicine
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:53:10 GMT

In article <1dpffpINN5r4@network.ucsd.edu>, carllr@sluggo.sdsc.edu (Rich Carll) writes:
> 
> 
> Any one got an acrnym for ACURA ??

Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile

Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: hinz@picard.med.ge.com (David Hinz Mfg 4-6987)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: GE Medical Systems, Magnetic Resonance
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 10:33:27 GMT

christophe m johnson (cmj@acsu.buffalo.edu) wrote:
: I've seen quite a few of these, but I've never seen on for Jeep. Anyone have
: any for Jeep?

JUST Enough Engine Power?

--
Dave Hinz  -  Opinions expressed are mine, not my employer's.  Obviously.
Don't blame me; I voted for Perot!                hinzd@picard.med.ge.com 
SAAB - Because you get what you pay for.             Pherrets are Phun!!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: WANTED: women's pay sig
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 19:04:50 GMT

In article <1992Nov6.185232.1946@col.hp.com> dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser) writes:

>Let's elect a woman to be president.  That way we wouldn't have
>to pay here as much.

Oh, but the charge card bills....

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"...I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I
thought 'One of us is in real trouble'." Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash