From: ggarcia@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Gilbert Garcia)
Subject: ATWT: WARD: Remember me?
Organization: University of California, at Berkeley
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 01:23:57 GMT


Hello Inmates.  It's been a long time.  Some of you OLD folks might
remember me from last summer.  I used to be a lurker, but then had
the courage to finally take part in an ATWT discussion.  Since then,
I've taken a little sabatical from the ward.  Actually, I took some time
off to get a lot of school work done this semester.  How's that for an 
excuse?

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To Jeep:

Happy Birthday to the jeepmeister.

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To BaByDolL:

>EtTu:  Easy's leather minidress.  Yes, I imagine that type of
>       bologna skin attire would send any male hormones into
>       overdrive ...

Mine's currently up there.

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To Kevin:

>KEVIN WRIGHT: Who the hell are you, anyway?  Are you new around this
>	       ward?  Wanna play house?  Or did LeeAnne beat me to that
>	       already?

Hey Kevin, stay away from these chicks.  They are insatiable.  Especially
the one who uses the green lime jello for lubrication.  That stuff burns!!!!!

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To RodKnee:

>RodKnee:        It's a sad day in Mudville now that 'Knee has decided
>                to move along.  But now it's really up to the remainder
>                of the village idiots to continue with the traditions
>                we have set forth .... insanity prevails ... nicknames
>                shall reign .... and there will always be a place for
>                the healthy among the ranks of the morons ... amen.

RodKnee, is this true?  My heart is broken.  I wish you the best of luck and
I'm sure all of us here hope to hear from you soon.  Keep in Touch.

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To Michael

> And what I want to know is who on the Ward is hiding Julie!  I haven't
> "seen" her in a long time!

Last I heard, she moved on to New York to continue her modeling career and
to try and get custody of Pete and Jenny with her latest conquest.

Just kidding.

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To Rita:

Rita, It's been a long time!! Do you remember me?

>BBoob's hair is longer and lighter, Frantick's hair is permed, and did you see
>Hunky??????  His hair has magically and quite unattractively turned RED over
>the weekend!!!!  What a hoot .. if he were smaller he'd remind me of a
>leprechaun  - all he needs is to borrow Duke's chin hair and  he'd be all set!

Has anyone else noticed that Emily has a mole on the right side of her
lip?  I've never seen it before.  Is this the work of the great ATWT makeup
crew, or what?

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Later, dudes and dudettes.


Sincerely and irresistabley (sp?) yours, Gilbie


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