From: tina@diamond.UUCP (Tina Cacolice)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: your mail
Date: 9 Nov 1992 17:08:34 -0500
Organization: Widener University Mail/News Gateway
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>
>References <1992Nov8.233147.14297@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, <1992Nov8.185903.25160@hellgate.utah.edu>, <1992Nov9.025017.21725@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
>Reply-To : sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu (SCOTT GRAHAM PARKERSON)
>Subject : Re: Kaskade Challenge II
>
>
>In article <1992Nov9.025017.21725@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>|>Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.religion.kibology,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.bush,alt.non.sequitur,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.tv.simpsons
>|>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>|>Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge II
>|>Lines: 132
>|>
>|>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>MAC writes:
>|>>>Jason Mitchell writes:
>|>>>>Greg "I'll keep this going if it's the last thing I do" Alt writes:
>|>>>>>Jason Mitchell writes:
>|>>>>>>880840m  writes:
>|>>>>>>>Simon E. Booth writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>Anna Szeto writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>James H. Kiley writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jonne Henrikki Kolima writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg "Ben" Franklin writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Steve "Core" Vetter   writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg "Hebrew" Franklin writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. "Hooter Hears a" Horn writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul "Valu" Martz (that's "K"Martz to you, bucko.) writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt "Cascade" writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC "D-L-T" writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Matthew "Peter, Paul, Mary, Luke, and John" Smith writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Petri "Fish" Karonen writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Erik Estrada writes:
>|>>                                   >  .-~~~-,Gayla Worrell writes:
>|>>                                     (       )Greg Alt writes:
>|>>                                   (         )Greg Franklin writes:
>|>>              -^x^-               (          )Greg Alt writes:
>|>>            /~     ~\           (           )Alex Feygin writes:
>|>>           |         |         (           )Thomas J. Horn writes:
>|>>           |         |        (           )Greg Alt writes:
>|>>           |     __ _,       (~~~~-(     )>Alexander Feygin writes:
>|>>          /\/\  (. ).)       `_'_', (   )}>>Lisa "You Be" Ehren writes:
>|>>           C       __)       (.( .)-(  )>}>>}MAC writes:
>|>>           |   /~~~  \      (_      ( )>>}>>}>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>           /   \ ~===='    /_____/` D)>>>}>>}>>amy writes:
>|>>         /`-_   `---'         \     |>>>>}>>}>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>|>>    .__|~-/^\-~|_/_   |^^^^^^^||    |>>>>}>>}>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>   __.         ||/.\  |       |OooooO>>>>}>>}>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>|>>   \           ---. \ |       |      \ _>}>>}>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>  _-    ,`_'_'  .~\  \|__   __|-____  / )}>>}>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>|>> <     -(. ).)   > \  ( .\ (. )     \(_/ )>>}>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>|>>  ~-       _) \_- ooo @  (_)  @      \(_//.>}>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>> / /_C (-.____)  /((O)/       \     ._/\~_.>}>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>|>>/   |_\     /   / /\\\\`-----''    _|>o<  |__>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>|>>|     \ooooO   (  \ \\ \\___/     \ `_'_',  />>>>>>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>|>> \     \__-|    \  `)\\-^\\ ^--.  /_(.(.)- _\>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>  \   \ )  |-`--.`--=\-\ /-//_  '  ( c     D\>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>|>>   \_\_)   |-___/   / \ V /.~ \/\\\ (@)___/ ~|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas Horn writes:
>|>>  /        |       /   | |.  /`\\_/\/   /   />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>> /         |      (   C`-'` /  |  \/   (/  />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>/_________-        \  `C__-~   |  /    (/ />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>|>>     | | |          \__________|  \     (/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GUNNAR writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><><>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/12/92.Lets keep it goin for month.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/13/92.Lets all bend over for month.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>---->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/14/92. Lets all eat Jello for Gunth.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's still 10/14/92.Wet ball hit fellow in bunth.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/15/92. Fret no more. moves like grunt.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. Hit the floor.I'm about to punt.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. What a bore,this cascades a runt.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/17/92. All is quiet on the Western front.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92. Who's that hiding? It's Allen Funt!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92.  It is Sunday, so let's all grunt!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>Tiss still 10/18/92. The 'Skins won. Still on the hunt!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>To fill 10/18/92, have some fun, and pull a stunt!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  I was first!  I was first!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>It's still 10/19/92.  I think I'm gonna burst.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  You stink like liverwurst.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>I say, it's 10/19/92. I drink to Patty Hearst.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>Highway route 10/19/92. You drink or die of thirst.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>Today is 10/20/92. To last 1 month, this cascade will be a 1st.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>The date: 10/20/92. Few pass the hunt.This barmaid is the worst.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}My weight: 10/21/92.Lou,pass the Huntz.My French braid is cursed.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>Is late: 10/21/92. Drew passed dunce. My wrench freight dispursed.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Today is 10/21/92.  Less than two until George LOSES!!!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}Yuk, it's 10/21/92.  Cows go "moo" when they drink boozes.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its still 10/21/92.  I'll have a crew when I sail on cruises.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/21/92.  You'll never do what I best doozes.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  The festival day for witches and Druids.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  Elvis will play for snitches and Cupids.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm really doing this although it is stupids.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm all covered with mud.  I'll go change my soeses.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I've got them stay-in-the-lab-all-night blueses.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  It seems I've followed-up in twoses.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  Gads, you have.  What ever shall we do?
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  The world will end in 4 days, so stay cool.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  I fell asleep in class, only to wake in a pool of drool.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/25/92.  Little Bo Peep's ass, groaning slowly, shakes so cruel.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/26/92.  This is my boarding pass, I'm flying away, you fool.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  You keep hoarding grass.  I keep eating stool.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need his boarding pass to go back to school.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need to kiss some ass to get him some stool.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/28/92.  Push pill pee. Christ combs crass. red-rimmed rum rules.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Crush Kill Key!  Waste wombs wash!  Mad-mimed mom mules!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Come-on people!  Lets keep this parade rollin'!!!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's 10/29/92, do you know where your detachable penis is?
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you know where your inflatable penguin in?
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you show your privates to Ursala K LeGuin?
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tonight's 10/30/92.  No, I blow my privates all over a shapely young Finn.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/31/92.  Oh, you break out in hives in sex play with dolphins?
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/01/92.  I'm the first one in November.  Beat That!!!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/02/92.  If Ross Perot wins in November, I'll eat my hat!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/02/92  Only 10 more days until we reach a month!!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92  Oh, the tendency of hardcore is to bleach a runt!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92  Moe, the grenadine's been spilled all over the bundt!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92. Vote your concience and kick out that skunk.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/04/92.  Clinton is the winner, put Bush in the trunk!
>|>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/04/92. Time to get thinner, potassium in my lungs.
>|>>>>>>>>>>>It's 11/05/92.  This newsgroup is weirder than I ever thunk.
>|>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/05/92.  One week to go.  Lets shoot up some junk.
>|>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/050/92.  Well, whatta ya know, my father was a drunk.
>|>>>>>>>>Today is 11/06/92.    But I got sprayed by a skunk!
>|>>>>>>>Today is 11/06/92. Filling the bath-tub with tomato juice, I decided to take a dunk!
>|>>>>>>Today is 11/07/92. One foot in, I slipped. . . think I'll become a monk.
>|>>>>>Today is 11/07/92. 63 people and 27 days.  5 days to go.  Don't cascade the incomplete ones! 
>|>>>>To my dismay,11/08/92. Pee on a steeple and Heaven pays. Why make a show?  Don't get laid on your feet, Jones.
>|>>>Today is 11/08/92  I started this thing, and will end it.  Shall we go for another month?
>|>>Today is 11/08/92.  One more month!  One more month!  One more month!
>|>Today is still 11/08/92  You asked for it, you'll get it.  One more month it is.
>Today is 11/09/92  The bananas are still in the freezer.
Today is 11/09/92  Shut up, you old geezer!



(By the way, I think this is silly)



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