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From: slaterk@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: New Question from your favorite Antipode
Date: 30 Sep 92 10:15:02 AET
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia

In article <BvCE4v.ALK@immd4.informatik.uni-erlangen.de>, erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch) writes:
> Hi folks,
> 
> after having learned how you manage living on the bottom side of
> our planet, a new question came up to my mind and keeps haunting
> me through sleepless nights:
> 
>   Are Aussies marsupials?

YES
 
> And, if yes: Do only the females have a sac or both sexes?
Both sexes have sacs although in different places.

> What do you use it for when there's no newborn to be nursed in it?
The men use it to carry their marbles and the females to carry six-packs of
beer to barbecues.

> Is there an Australian backpack-industry?
Yes, nursing koalas have had a monopoly on the industry for years.

> Do you live on Eucalyptus?

No, it's the Yanks you see always chewing gum.

> Do Australians walk or bounce like kangaroos?

We generally swing from tree to tree. This is by far the fastest mode of
transport between major centres.
> 
> Please help me out of this great personal dilemma and answer these
> questions. 
> 
> Your favourite Antipode,
> 
> Edgar.
> ---
> --------------------------------------------------------
> Edgar Hellfritsch                                  |/
>  And as you travel down life's highway,           (o)
>  Don't forget to stop and eat the turnips.        uu )o
> e-mail erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de ~~~~~~~~~
> --------------------------------------------------------
From: Paul.Richards@f216.n636.z3.fidonet.org (Paul Richards)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: JUST A SHORT Q./A.
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1992 19:24:28 +1000

 Q. Why did snoopy stop working?
 a. he was tired for working for 'PEANUTS'
                            (Get it Nudge nudge Get it, I had to try)

 * Origin: The Further Regions 725-1923 <<Stereo>> 725-8530 (3:636/216)
From: slaterk@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: re TCWF funny?
Date: 29 Sep 92 16:47:18 AET
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia

The toxic custard workshop files are a complete and utter waste of reading
time.
I can't see how students or otherwise can afford time spend so much time
compiling and editing such shit.

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au (Matthew Deshon)
Subject: Re: Stairway to Heaven (was Re: As long as we beat New Zealand)
Organization: Centre for Language Teaching and Research, Uni of Queensland, AUSTRALIA.
Distribution: aus
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 01:34:32 GMT

derbyc@tplrd.tpl.oz.au (Derby Chang) writes:
>For sheer emotional punch, the best Stairways to Heaven must have been the
>Leonard Teale version, especially when he chuckles and says `It makes me
>wonder...'
>

I like the Sydney Philharmonia version, for the inventiveness and
cleverness of the arrangement (but I'm a singer, and biased towards that
sort of thing).
The Rolf Harris one is good for a laugh, but that's about all.

matt

--
Matt Deshon	  				
Applications Programmer,                     "And all my instincts they return,
Centre for Language Teaching and Research     The grand facade so soon will burn
University of Queensland		      Without a noise, without my pride
email : mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au		      I reach out from the inside."
Phone : +61 7 365 6915				- Peter Gabriel
From: ina_pearce@actew.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Women and pizzas
Date: 2 Oct 92 13:42:03 EST
Organization: ACT Electricity & Water

In article <1992Oct01.111826.23526@cavebbs.welly.gen.nz>, lesley@cavebbs.welly.gen.nz (Lesley Walker) writes:
> roddier@wiliki.eng.hawaii.edu (Dominique Roddier) writes:
>>
>>-- You can always put a pizza in the fridge and finish it the next morning.
> 
> Pizzas are better than men, because you don't have to keep your teeth out
> of the way when you eat them.
> 
> 
> -- 
>   -=- The Leather Goddess (aka Lesley Walker) -=- Wellington, New Zealand -=-
>         lesley@cavebbs.welly.gen.nz                      Vote for MMP!
>    DoD#258 -=- Yamaha XV1000 -=- Yamaha XS650 -=- Ford Cortina -=- Altos 586


keep your teeth out of the way???

god-forbid! I love women using their teeth!!! ;-)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: andy@research.canon.oz.au (Andy Newman)
Subject: Re: Women and pizzas
Organization: Canon Information Systems Research Australia
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 03:51:45 GMT

stevep@kralizec.zeta.org.au (Stephen Powell) writes:
>jpotter@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au (Jonathan Potter) writes:
>
>>Why is a pizza better than a woman ?
>
>A pizza doesn't mind if you share it with your friends

A pizza doesn't mind being chopped up with a hand-held, smooth-bladed
circular saw!
-- 
Andy Newman (andy@research.canon.oz.au)		"int - God's own type"
From: sd@Germany.EU.net (Stephan Deutsch)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: amusing system errors
Date: 30 Sep 1992 13:14:41 GMT
Organization: EUnet Backbone, Dortmund, Germany
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: walhalla.germany.eu.net

In article <1992Sep14.162023.1@venus.resntl.bhp.com.au>, andrew@venus.resntl.bhp.com.au writes:
> If I remember correctly, when using the VMS DELTA/XDELTA utility (a debugging
> tool that *could* be used to change the process headers, hex code, stored
> memory locations etc. of programs, system utilities, device drivers, you name
> it, on the fly... Think what a novice sysprog could do with that!) the only
> error message returned when a command was incorrectly entered was:  "Eh?"
> 
> Andrew

I do not know what kind of intetion IBM had by adapting that historic error
message on their new(? :-) RS 6000 (running AIX), but see:

root@simpson.germany.eu.net<1>: crash
> schnuerpel
eh?
>

(FYI: crash is an administrative tool to get some information about the system 
kernel)

					Ciao
					Stephan
From: slaterk@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: re macs and apples
Date: 7 Oct 92 09:36:11 AET
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia


For Christ's sake, can't you people cut out this sh*t about Macs and Apples
I log in to read the jokes not this bullsh*t.
Find another more relevant Newsgroup for your diatribe.
From: camh@nms.otca.oz.au (Cameron Hutchison)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: amusing system errors
Date: 2 Oct 92 01:45:57 GMT

hahndel@Informatik.TU-Muenchen.DE (Stefan Hahndel) writes:

>Well, our NEC Silentwriter prints "Out of toner"-messages at your document.
>So, it could happen that you have such a system message in your letter !

On a similar note, we have a sparc printer here, that after you fill it
up with paper when it runs out during a print job, it prints out a note
letting you know you were out of paper !

--
Cameron Hutchison (camh@nms.otca.oz.au)
Beware of the clams
From: stevep@kralizec.zeta.org.au (Stephen Powell)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Contemptible Sexist Jokes
Keywords: contemptible, really bad, disgusting
Date: 3 Oct 92 06:36:38 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Kralizec Dialup Unix Sydney: +61-2-837-1183 V.32

stuarta@syd.dms.CSIRO.AU (Stuart Andrews) writes:

>What is better than sex with a sixteen year old?
>Nothing

When I was told this one it involved a dead baby.



What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck
full of bowling balls?

You can't empty a truck full of bowling bowls with a pitch fork!
-- 

Stephen Powell
stevep@kralizec.zeta.org.au
-- 

Stephen Powell
stevep@kralizec.zeta.org.au
From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: steve vizard
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 1992 14:59:00 +1000

 JH > Sorry, but...who is steve vizard?

my apologies too !  I sometimes forget that this area reaches outside aussie..

well steve vizard  is a host for the LIVE TONIGHT show on channel 9 ( tassie)
and channel 7 melbourne
and is slightly adult orientated ( sometimes ), but the guy is really on
 himself, he does get some good guests but it's mainly all about him, it's
 really a host show and is reputed to have good ratings..stuff knows how, I
 think it's most likely people enjoy watching him make a fool of himself :)

My recomendation...don't bother straining yourself trying to watch it :)

it's also on very late  11:30pm weeknights.

hope that helps you...I can't stand the guy

cheers

 * Origin: Tassie DataBank Line #01, D'bridge Tasmania 2800mb PEP (3:670/301)

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: martin@cs.curtin.edu.au (Martin Dougiamas)
Subject: Re: t.c.w. files
Keywords: Toxic Custard
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 15:22:51 GMT

gps@ecr.mu.oz.au (Gavin_Paul SMITH) writes:
>Does anyone actually find the Toxic Custard Workshop files funny ?
>I'm into my 4th year on the net and are yet to get a chuckle ..
>Is it just that I've been doing Chem Eng too long or are these files
>simply un-funny ?????

You've been doing Engineering too long.  Subtlety is lost on you.
*I* find them funny.  But then I also love "A Bit of Laurie and Fry"
on ABC (Monday nights, 9:30)... great stuff.
--
,------------------------------------------------------------.      _ .
| I don't want no diversion           Martin Dougiamas.      |   _r| Ll\
| I don't need no bread and jam    martin@cs.curtin.edu.au   |  |  |    \
| I wanna breathe the air             Curtin University      |  \  |_   /
| and be exactly where I am.      Perth, Western Australia  -+-> x~  `-'
`==== Robyn Hitchcock ======================================='        V
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: bernie@metapro.DIALix.oz.au (Bernd Felsche)
Subject: Stairways to Heavan (was: As long as we beat New Zealand)
Organization: MetaPro Systems, Perth, Western Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 01:33:51 GMT

In <mdj.717650632@munagin> mdj@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU
   (matthew douglas james) writes:

>rrgrant@ecr.mu.oz.au (Russell_Robert GRANT) writes:

>>anyone got the 25 editions of Stairway to Heaven?     :-)

>I can't decide to get the CD for excellent sound quality or the video
>for those unforgettable video accompaniments !

Get both you stingy bastard! :-)


-- 
+-----+ Bernd Felsche                     _--_|\  #include <std/disclaimer.h>
| | | | MetaPro Systems Pty Ltd          /      \ bernie@metapro.DIALix.oz.au
| | | | 328 Albany Highway,              X_.--._/         Fax: +61 9 472 3337
|m|p|s| Victoria Park, Western Australia 6100  v        Phone: +61 9 362 9355
From: s904440@yallara.cs.rmit.OZ.AU (Nick )
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: WANTED: 21st B'day jokes/pranks/speeches/ideas
Date: 4 Oct 92 02:54:57 GMT
Distribution: aus.jokes


Hey!

Was wondering if anyone had some good ideas for 21st birthdays. Any ideas
at all would be appretiated - whether it be for themes, speeches ( for the
birthday person - the person I had in mind is male), pranks, jokes etc.
If you have been to any really good 21st parties - please tell me about 
them. I have been to quite a few lately, but dont seem to remember much
about them due to my state at the time ;)
	Oh well, thanks in advance,


Nick 
s904440@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: johnd@physiol.su.OZ.AU (John Dodson)
Subject: How many US navy men does it take to change a light bulb ?
Organization: Department of Physiology, University of Sydney, NSW, Australia
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 01:35:08 GMT


How many US navy men does it take to change a light bulb ?

Um? one I think, you push this big red button don't you ?

Shit where did that Turkish destroyer go ?


johnd@physiol.su.oz.au

PS: Can anybody think of a race on earth they would least trust with a Big
Red button that could blow the earth to the shit house than the Americans ?
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT)
Subject: Re: toxic things
Keywords: funny.... oo-er
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Distribution: aus
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 07:33:21 GMT

>Re: Toxic Custard W'shop Files...... funny?
>
>nope
>
>
>I've been reading the first few lines of the odd tcwf most times one 
>appears. I can never get past the first line or two.
>
>If anyone finds them funny... fair enough, that might be your gig, it 
>sure as hell aint mine. 
>
>But, as they say, different strokes... etc. Some people enjoy having 
>warm cappucino enemas, some people think that 'Dinosuars' is funny
>(but they lie), and at least one person thinks that tcwf are amusing.
>

I also think that they are unfunny.  I think the author tries too hard to 
produce something funny, but being a pretty bored, try-hard it is hard for 
him.

Nathan.

(awaiting the impending flack)

PS:

What do you get if you throw a pile of shit at a <insert lawyer/politician/
Bidalonian>?

A bigger pile of shit.





How do you get out of a jail cell with only a saw and a table?

Saw the table in half, join the two halves and you get a hole.

(Alternative:  Slam your head on the table, call for medical assistance and 
when they open the door, start a Texas Chainsaw Masac--.. Masequ-.. Killing 
Spree ... manual style.)


|||   Yeah I know, they're lame too, but ast least I don't publish them 
regularly!!
From: 8914357b@levels.unisa.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 3 Oct 92 03:15:26 GMT
 <9227512.13379@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> <wright.717915271@latcs1.lat.oz.au>
Organization: University of South Australia

In article <wright.717915271@latcs1.lat.oz.au>, wright@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Michael G. Wright) writes:
> Ahhh, all you unbelievers. So sorry that you cannot see the error of your 
> ways. Don't you see that Macintosh is becoming more and more powerful every
> day simply because people _are_ dumb, so they want a simple interface. And
> if you think that IBM and Clone users are immune, well, Windows 3.1?
> 
> Mmmmm, when the revolution comes, you'll be the first ones to go.
> 		(one who knows)
> 					;-)
> 
> 
> -- 
> Michael Wright            _-_|\     Peg- "Al, can I have a thousand bucks?" 
> LaTrobe University,      /     \     Al- "Why sure honey, have you got change
> Melbourne, Australia.    \_.-_*/          for a million?"
> wright@latcs1.lat.oz.au       v                Married with children. :-)

On the serious side of this discussion, Windows running on an IBM compatible PC
has an advantage over Finder (or Multifinder) on the MAC.....You don't have to
use Windows on the IBM compat.  To me this is a great advantage, because using
a mouse is one of the most time wasting situations I have ever come across. 
How come if MAC's are getting more powerful, they also seem to be running
slower?

Just tell me one thing, how can you take MAC's seriously when they put a little
smiley face on the computer when it boots up?  Sounds like the designer was on
drugs.......
From: 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: NOT an amusing systems error
Date: 2 Oct 92 12:25:53 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <1992Sep24.065803.29553@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU> u1065904@keystone.arch.unsw.edu.au writes:
>Q.	What is the definition of a perfect woman?
>A.	One that fucks till 3am and then turns into a pizza and a six pack.

I have a friend who says:

Q.   What's the definition of the perfect man?
A.   Someone with an eight inch tongue who can breathe through their ears.

Mitch.
From: mjb@comserver.canberra.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Sex and orgasms
Date: 2 Oct 92 05:38:44 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: University of Canberra

Two blokes were having a beer down at the club, and one of them turned to the
other and said "Well how did the honeymoon go?"
The second bloke said "Oh its great, especially the sex. She moans in all the
right places, and its a real turn on."

The first bloke went home to his wife and said "I was just down at the club,
and this bloke told me that his wife moaned while they were making love. He
said it was a real turn on. Do you think we could try it?"

Later that night when they were making love, the wife turned to the husband and
said"Do you want to to moan yet?" "Not yet" he replied. A bit later she asked
the same question. "Not yet" he replied" 

As they were approaching a climax he turned to her and gasped "Now, now. Moan
now" So she said "How come you never clean up after yourself, why don't you put
the garbage out, how come you never pick up the children from school......."

Michael Booth
Faculty of Communication
University of Canberra
From: rab@ariel.its.unimelb.EDU.AU (Richard Alan Brown)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: toxic things
Keywords: funny.... oo-er
Date: 28 Sep 92 05:27:34 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: School of Physics, University of Melbourne



obviously NOT from rab@ariel.etc.etc....




Re: Toxic Custard W'shop Files...... funny?

nope


I've been reading the first few lines of the odd tcwf most times one 
appears. I can never get past the first line or two.

If anyone finds them funny... fair enough, that might be your gig, it 
sure as hell aint mine. 

But, as they say, different strokes... etc. Some people enjoy having 
warm cappucino enemas, some people think that 'Dinosuars' is funny
(but they lie), and at least one person thinks that tcwf are amusing.

alistair

afs@tauon.ph.unimelb.edu.au


slinks back over to alt.tasteless and prepares to recieve the incipient 
flamage for whipping on the toxic wo.. oh fuckit... TCWF.


Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: fraser@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Fraser Wilson)
Subject: Cinderella
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 05:48:32 GMT

Once upon a time, ooh, about 1650 to be exact, Cinderella's ugly sisters
were trotting off to the ball.  Cinderella had actually planned to go,
but wouldn't you know it, she got her period.  Not a lot could be done
about this, it being the 1650's and all, so Cinderella resigned herself
to an evening of sitting in front of the fireplace and contemplating
God's sense of fair play.
    All of a sudden, there was a puff of smoke, and a rather benevolent
looking old lady appeared, and announced herself as Cinderella's Fairy
Godmother.
    " Cinderella, you shall go to the ball! " she cried, " Just fetch me
a pumpkin!!!"
     So Cinderella fossicked outside, and came back with a very fine
Queensland Blue.
     The Fairy Godmother muttered a few words, waved her tinsel
encrusted stick, and lo and behold, where the pumpkin had once been,
there was now a little white object. Cinderella was intrigued.
     " This is called a tampon " explained the Fairy Godmother " but you
must be back by Midnight, otherwise it will turn back into a pumpkin." 
   Cinderella whizzed off to the ball, and the Fairy Godmother settled
down to wait for Cinderella to return.
   11.30......no Cinderella.
   11.45......no Cinderella.
   Midnight...no Cinderella.
   By now, the Fairy Godmother was not a little worried.
   1.30 am....no Cinderella.
   2.56 am....no Cinderella.
   3.21 am....no Cinderella.
   Finally, at 4.30 am, Cinderella staggered into the kitchen, hair all
over the place, dress dishevelled, and with a smile rather like the Mona
Lisa's.
   "Where the hell have you been?" cried the Fairy Godmother.
   "Oh, I met the most wonderful man... his name was Peter...Peter..."

======================================================================== \._,
Can death be sleep, when life is but a dream  | Fraser Wilson,           < /
And scenes of bliss pass as a phantom by?     | Melbourne University     _'
The transient pleasures as a vision seem      | fraser@cs.mu.OZ.AU      //
And yet we think the greatest pain's to die.  | Phone - (03) 344-7877  // NZ!
============================meat is murder===================================
From: 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: ANY key    (was Re: amusing system errors)
Date: 2 Oct 92 12:18:03 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <1992Sep22.044901.11849@qdpii.comp.qdpi.oz.au> ianst@qdpii.comp.qdpi.oz.au (Ian Staples) writes:
>In article <1992Sep20.204719.2712@nic.csu.net> jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep16.220616.90120@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au> daffy@vaxc.cc.monash.
>>edu.au writes:
>>>In article <14SEP199222390031@rosie.uh.edu>, st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell
>> W.) writes:
>>>> 
>>>> Still the bane of tech support people is the (l)user who calls and asks:
>>>> 
>>>>                                    _______  
>>>> All right, I give up, where's the || ANY || key?
>>>>                                   ||_____||
>>>>                                   |_______|
>>>> 
>
>
>Back in the days of BASIC on the Tandy TRS-80 Model I, the humorists among the
>cognoscente would laughingly respond to a "Hit any key" prompt in a student's
>program by hitting <Break> or <Ctrl-C>.  Mean bastards.

All good TRS-80 programs have a POKE 16396,23 which disables the Break.

Mitch.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: mdj@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (matthew douglas james)
Subject: Re: As long as we beat New Zealand
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 03:23:52 GMT

rrgrant@ecr.mu.oz.au (Russell_Robert GRANT) writes:

>In article <mdj.717399458@munagin>, mdj@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (matthew douglas james) writes:
>> If anyone is interested, this wonderful piece of Australian music is
>> available at your local ABC store on CD and cassette. It comes with
>> an interesting 'B' side entitled "We did quite well for a country
>> our size" (or something like that :)
>> 
>> Have fun folks, and enjoy yourselves every Friday 10:30pm ...

>anyone got the 25 editions of Stairway to Heaven?     :-)

I can't decide to get the CD for excellent sound quality or the video
for those unforgettable video accompaniments !

>rrgrant@ecr.mu.oz.au

Matthew James


Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: eepjm@wombat.newcastle.edu.au (Peter Moylan)
Subject: Re: t.c.w. files
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 06:20:06 GMT

In article <9227213.10647@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>, gps@ecr.mu.oz.au (Gavin_Paul SMITH) writes:
> 
> Does anyone actually find the Toxic Custard Workshop files funny ?

Well, no, they're not funny.  Boring, in fact.  But you have to give
them this: of the 17 items I've just looked at in aus.jokes, TCWF is
the only one containing a joke.

I haven't looked in aus.jokes.d lately.  Maybe that's where all the
jokes have gone.

ObJoke (meaning: anyone using this newsgroup for casual chatter is
        supposed to include a joke):

A woman whose about to be married for the 3rd time goes to see her gyno.
While he's examining her, he asks, "Are you _sure_ you've been
married twice before? You're a virgin!!"

The woman replied, "Well, the first time I married a voyeur, and all he
wanted to do was look at it. The second time, I married a psychologist,
and all he wanted to do was talk about it. But this time I'm marrying a
lawyer, so I *know* I'm going to get screwed."

-- 
Peter Moylan                      eepjm@wombat.newcastle.edu.au
From: 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: t.c.w. files
Keywords: Toxic Custard
Date: 2 Oct 92 12:33:35 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <9227213.10647@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> gps@ecr.mu.oz.au (Gavin_Paul SMITH) writes:
>
>Does anyone actually find the Toxic Custard Workshop files funny ?

They're not supposed to be funny.  Their value lies in their
off-the-wall zany madcap bizarreness, and I take my cat off to Daniel
for them.

Up the A.R.S.E!

Mitch.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes