From: eyc@acpub.duke.edu (EMIL CHUCK)
Newsgroups: alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.correct,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.elections,rec.humor
Subject: Let's try this again: Clinton's cabinet (humorous suggestions)
Date: 9 Nov 92 15:58:36 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.6824
Followup-To: alt.politics.bush
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

Last September I called upon suggestions regarding the make-up of a
Clinton cabinet. I only had two responses. Now that we're more sure of
the election outcome (since it already happened) I am calling forth
again humorous suggestions about the Clinton (Kosher?) Cabinet.

President	Bill Clinton
Vice President	Al Gore

Secretary of State:
All suggestions follow in the order listed.
eyc@acpub.duke.edu (E.T. Chuck):	James Baker
	I know wrong party, but BC spoke so highly of him.
J056600@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM:	Willie Brown
kkrueger@cwis.unomaha.edu (Kurt Krueger): Robert Redford

Secretary of Defense:
	Pat Schroeder
	Pat Schroeder
	No need. The military will be disbanded.

Secretary of the Treasury:
	Tom Foley
	The person who headed up the House Bank.
	Robert Byrd

Attorney General:
	Ice-T (you know, "Cop Killer"?)
	Lawyer who argued Miranda ruling
	I don't care what anyone says, Hillary's got her name on this
job.

Secretary of the Interior:
	Teddy Kennedy
	President of Earth First
	Paul Erhlich or Michael Oppenheimer

Secretary of Health and Human Services:
	Earvin "Magic" Johnson or Madonna
	Teddy Kennedy or President of ACT-UP 
	Faye Wattleton of Planned Parenthood

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
	Martin Sheen, or some person from the homeless advocacy 
	Maxine Waters (D-CA)
	Jesse Jackson

Secretary of Labor
	Eleanor Smeal or Patricia Ireland
	Current President of AFL-CIO
	No one will fill the job at first.  It would be insensitive to
have an employed person fill a job representing most of the country,
which is out of work. Of course, once Clinton get the country going,
someone will be picked.

Secretary of Education
	Larry King or a VJ from MTV 
	Head of the NEA
	Commissioner of NYC Public Schools 

Chief of Staff
	Hillary Clinton
	Ron Brown
	That depends on who donates the most this year.  That's how he
does it in Arkansas.

National Security Advisor
	Mikhail Gorbechev
	Sam Nunn--if they decide he isn't too moderate.
	Our only threats are the lack of education, health care, etc.,
so no one need fill this.

Joint Chiefs of Staff (military)
	Jane Fonda
	How about the groups protesting the Gulf War?
	Another unnecessary job.

Surgeon General
	Roseanne Barr
	Ralph Nader
	(No response)

Director of the Office of Management and Budgeting
	Ross Perot (those charts are handy for something)
	John Kenneth Galbraith
	(No response)

Federal Reserve Board Chairman
	Highest contributor to Clinton campaign
	In the Clinton administration, you'd better say
ChairPERSON...
	(no response)

"Drug Czar"
	Jack Kevorkian
	I don't know--but whoever it is will tolerate pot smoking
as long as the people don't inhale.
	Timothy Leary (remember "tune in, turn on, and drop out?").
As all liberals know, you can't comment on anything unless you've
Experienced it yourself, and Dr. Leary even inhaled.

Additions:
Secretary of Commerce
Ambassador to China
Ambassador to Russia and other former Soviet States
Ambassador to United Nations
Administrator of Health Care Policy
Trade Representative
And ... the "scapegoat"

Let's have some fun. Responses should be sent via email or enews, but
only nominations received by email will be processed. Informal ballot on
the Bill Clinton cabinet hopefully to occur in December.
-- 
Emil Thomas Chuck	eyc@acpub.duke.edu	Biomedical Engineering 1993
	THANK GOD IT'S BASKETBALL SEASON!!!!!
I don't have to have a 4.0 GPA to succeed in life because I'm 
good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
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