From: lyle@chainsaw.ecn.purdue.edu (Lyle Youngblood)
Subject: TWIW - Summer Recap of E-Wrestling - Pt.I
Keywords: e-wrestling, FWF, game
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 07:37:34 GMT

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			This Week in Wrestling 

This show is a joint production of UWeMail and Lightfinger Sporting 
Network, and is property of the World Electronic Wrestling Federation,
all right reserved, (c) 1992

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Magilla:  Hi, this is Magilla Mongoose...

Wince:  ...I'm Wince McLady...

Misty:  ... I'm Misty Radisson...

Robby:  ...and I'm Robby the Lame...

All:  ... and this is This Week in Wrestling...

Magilla:  Welcome back everyone, and we hope you all had a great summer.

Wince:  But while you, and some of us, were gone, e-wrestling kept right on 
         through the summer...

Magilla:  ...with both the PWA and the UeWF active all summer long.

Robby: So even though no REAL competitors were active, the management
         decided to have us recap this summers action, starting with the
         PWA. 

Wince:  In early June the PWA held tournaments to determine their World
          Heavyweight, US Championship, and Tag-team belt-holders.  The
          singles tournament came down to the Volcano vs. the Unlimitied
          Warlord with the winner getting the World Heavyweight belt and the
          loser having to settle for the US Championship. Here's the tape.

              [ roll tape ]
Metal: Well now, we have reached the point that we have been all 
	waiting for, the WORLD AND US titles will be decided. The
	Unlimited Warlord against all the might of The Volcano.
	
Announcer: Approaching the ring weighing in at OVER 600 lbs THE
	VOLCANO!!!!
	
Announcer: And his opponent tonight for the WORLD and US titles. 
	THE UNLIMITED WARLORD!
	
Announcer: The winner of this bout will be awarded the WORLD 
	TITLE and the loser will win the US TITLE!
 
Metal: Here we are, The volcano with all his wrestling technical
	excellence against The brilliant Unlimited Warlord, It should
	be a good one.
 
Steve: The Warlord has offered his hand to The Volcano in a gesture
	of good sportsmanship. The Volcano accepts!
	
Metal: The Volcano just took The Warlords hand and turned it into a
	arm-lock, I didn't think that The Volcano could move that
	quickly!
 
Steve: Thats certainly an interesting move to start a bout with, a
	stretch. I wonder if putting a sleeper on this guy would work?
	
Metal: I wonder if anyone can reach around his neck? The Warlord 
	has just reversed the hold on The Volcano, got him! Now he's
	going to whip The Volcano to the ropes, That's raw strength
	for you, a man moving almost twice his own weight to the
	ropes!
	
Steve: The Warlord retreats to the opposite ropes! DOUBLE
	CLOTHESLINE both men have just put the other on the deck.
	All one has to do is roll onto the other! 
	
Metal: The Volcano is up, He's going to fall on his victim. I would
	really hate to be under The Volcano. He falls and crushes The
	Warlord. He scrapes up The Warlord and applies a bear hug,
	now that's gotta be tight.
	
Steve: The Volcano is still holding that hug. I think The Warlord is
	turning blue. 
	
Metal: The Warlord has just been dropped, Now the volcano is going
	to drop in on him. Thats one visitor that The Warlord don't 
	want. The Warlord raised his knees, The Volcano just winded
	himself on the Knees of the Unlimited Warlord.
	
Steve: The Warlord has moved out from under The Volcano. He's
	lining up a axehandle, BANG right between the eyes, I bet
	the Volcano isn't seeing to straight right now.
	
Metal: The Warlord is standing The Volcano up, Drop kick to the
	head! The Volcano just got moved into the corner by The
	Warlord, The Warlord's followed him in, He's up on the second
	rope, SLAP TO THE FACE, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
	An attempted Monkey flip, What kinds idiot would flip 
	something that weighs in at 600 lbs out of the corner?
	
Steve: Does it matter? It didn't work, The Volcano is now just 
	annoyed He's picking up The Warlord, here comes an
	ATOMIC DROP. there it is, I can tell you, I felt that over here.
	The Warlord is staggering around, The Volcano just suplexed
	The Warlord, I didn't think he had a technical move in him!
	
Metal: The Warlord is in serious trouble, He could be pinned in the 
	middle if he's not careful. The Volcano scooped up The Warlord
	and power slammed him into the middle of the ring, A boot to 
	the Head, A boot to the body. A stomp! The Volcano is going to 
	town on The Warlord. 
 
Steve: Volcano picked up The Warlord and carried him to the top 
	rope, He's gonna throw the Warlord into the ring, NO HE'S JUST 
	PLANTED THE WARLORD ONTO THE CEMENT ON THE OUTSIDE OF
	THE RING!!!
	
Metal: Now The Volcano is following him out, I don't think that The
	Warlord will get up from that. The ref has a double count going.
	The Warlord has just been picked up and Now being setup for 
	the Volcanic Eruption ON THE CEMENT, The volcano just wants
	to hammer home who's the best here, THERE IT IS, The
	Warlord didn't even resist, The Volcano rolled him into the ring.
	
Steve: Here comes a big cover,NO, The Volcano is going to the top
	rope Here comes a BIG splash. There it is. The cover, ONE....
	TWO
	
Metal: THREE!!!!!
 
Announcer: The winner of this competition and NEW world champion
	is THE VOLCANO!!! <<Volcano is presented with the World
	belt>> And the NEW holder of the US title, THE UNLIMITED
	WARLORD!!! <<a dazed and confused Unlimited Warlord is
	presented with the US belt.>>
           [ end tape ]

Robby:  Now THERE'S a wrestler. Also, at the same card, the PWA's tag-team
          belts were awarded to the winners of this bout.

           [ roll tape ]
Announcer: Approaching the Ring led by their manager Da Boss,
	DA BOYZ. <<The crowd erupt into boo's>>
	
Announcer: And their opponents hailing from  Russell, Ontario, 
	Canada weighing in at a total combined weight of 528lbs
	<< Tom Petty's "I Won't Back Down" bursts forward
	from the speakers.>> THE SHIELD BROTHERS!!!
	<<The crowd cheers.>>
 
Metal: The shield brothers aren't wasting anytime in letting Da Boyz
	take early control of the ring, Jake has chased  Guido out of the
	ring and Ric is going to town on Nunzio, It looks as though
	Nunzio is gonna be the legal man, Ric has got him and gives
	an inch perfect atomic drop, Jake then clothes line him and
	decks him out.
 
Steve: Jake retires out of the ring and leaves Ric to deal to Nunzio.
	He picks Nunzio up and short clothes lines him and puts on a 
	loose cover ONE, KICKOUT! I don't think Da Boyz are gonna
	give up quite that easily.
	
Metal: Ric tags out to Jake and they both kick Nunzio while he's down
	nothing like good sportsman ship.
	
Steve: Nunzio is not having a good time of it, Jake has the ring to
	himself, Guido is not to been seen. Nunzio is getting a hiding
	at the hands of Jake, He's got him with a a knee to the mid-
	section. 
	
Metal: Nunzio is getting up, He just put Jake into his place, What
	a smash to the mouth, that's bound to make dentists worldwide
	grin. Nunzio is going for his corner, In comes Ric, He doesn't 
	want Nunzio to make that tag, TOO LATE.
	
Steve: Ric retreats and tags in. Both Guido and Ric are fresh men in
	the ring. Guido wastes no time and grabs Ric by his trunks and
	throws him into Nunzio boot. I bet that woke the neighbours.
	
Metal: Look at Da Boss, He's around the other side of the ring, He's 
	hitting Jake with his case. Jake's a little tied up to help his
	partner.
	
Steve: His partner isn't doing too well either he's being badly doubled
	teamed in the opposition's corner. Ric's in a bad way. Guido tags
	out to Nunzio and both men double team Ric in the way only Da
	Boyz can, Illegally.
	
Metal: Ric's got loose from Da Boyz. He's charging the ropes, REBOUND
	he's going straight for Guido, Guido's just wrapped Ric up into a
	small package.
	
Steve: ONE.... TWO..... THREE!!!!!!
 
Announcer: Our NEW world tag CHAMPIONS.... DA BOYZ!!!!
<<Da Boyz are handed the PWA belts>>
 
Metal: Well there we are, Da Boob's are Number one, I wonder for
	how long.
          [ end tape ]

Misty:  At the card on the week following the tournament Volcano 
          defended his World title against number one contender
          "Studly" Scott Brikett, who had this to say.

              [ roll tape ]
"Studly" Scott:  "You know something... I'm surprised that
	they even have to sign this match.  I mean, it's
	obvious to everyone in the PWA that I'm the sexiest
	man in e-wrestling today.  And since I'm the sexiest,
	I should automatically be the World champion, right,
	baby?"
 
"Venus":  "Right, baby."
 
"Studly" Scott:  "Of course.  Outback Blue... I think I know
	why you're so blue... because your woman left you
	for a sexier man... that's right... she left you
	because she knew she wasn't with a real man like
	myself, right, baby?"
 
"Venus":  "Right, baby."
 
"Studly" Scott:  "But Outback Blue, you're of no real
	importance to a stud like myself... because I've
	got something bigger to think about.  Volcano,
	you've got a severe attitude problem, not to
	mention a severe weight problem.  And you know,
	with all that extra flab on your stomach, no
	women's gonna find you sexy.  Venus is disgusted
	that such a slob like yourself can be a World
   	champion, right, baby?"
 
"Venus":  "Ri--"
 
"Studly" Scott <<suddenly becoming violent>>:  "SHUT UP!
	VOLCANO, THIS IS WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO.  YOU'RE
	NOT SEXY ENOUGH TO BE THE WORLD CHAMPION, AND I
	AM.  SO DON'T GET USED TO HAVING THAT BELT,
	BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO ME!  AND DO YOU KNOW WHY?
	BECAUSE I'M... TOO... SEXY!"
           [ end tape ]

Robby:  Well, what do you know?  Misty's Mr. Right finally HAS come
          along.

Misty:  Oh, gag me.  I hope the Volcano squashes that pompous ass.

           [ roll tape ] 
Steve: The Stud's eyes have almost popped right out of his
	head, here's the turn, The Volcano is lining up
	the Pile Driver!
	
Dave: In it goes, At least he didn't do it outside the ring
	this time! The COVER
	
Steve: ONE.... KICKOUT THE STUD GOT OUT OF THE VOLCANIC
	ERUPTION, ONE OF A SMALL GROUP OF MEN WHO CAN
	CLAIM THAT ON THEIR RESUME'S!
	
Dave: The Stud is up and chopping the Volcano's throat
	A ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
	
Steve: The Stud just rebounded off the ropes, and jumped
	onto a stunned Volcano, He's applying a sleeper
	
Dave: The Question is can he hold it and stay on the
	Volcano's back? The Volcano is thrashing! about
	He's onto one knee!
	
Steve: There's the other knee, The Stud's still got that
	sleeper applied, Now that the ref can see and
	reach the Volcano's throat he's checking for
	choking, Somehow I don't think the Stud's gonna
	risk a DQ.
	
Dave: THE VOLCANO IS OUT! The Stud just dropped in for
	the cover, One... Two, Three!
           [ end tape ]

Magilla: Kendo "the Katana" Masamune won the US Championship on the same
           card, while the Shield Brothers got a rematch vs. Da Boyz
           for the tag-team belts.

           [ roll tape ]	
Dan:  "Da Boss is now distracting the referee.  And Da
	Boys are now double-teaming Ric Shield... IN
	COMES JAKE... ALL FOUR ARE IN THE RING!"
 
Steve:  "The Shields are kicking ass... out of the ring
	goes Guido... out of the ring goes Nunzio, and the
	Shield Brothers stand alone in the ring... wait a
	minute, who's this coming to ringside?  IT'S THE
	ROCK AND ROLL MANIACS AND ELVIS!  WHAT ARE THEY
	DOING OUT HERE?!?!?!?"
 
Dan:  "Well, I heard Bobby being very angry in the
	dressing room... they may be trying to vent a few
	frustrations, although this isn't really the time
	to do it."
 
Steve:  "The Shield Brothers have seen them... the referee
	is STILL being distracted by Da Boss... there's a
	verbal argument going now between the Shields and
	the Maniacs... it sounds pretty un-airable from
	what I can hear."
 
Dan:  "Look out... FROM BEHIND... Da Boyz hit both Shields
	with schoolboys... the ref turns around... he drops
	and counts... ONE... TWO... THREE!  IT'S OVER!"
 
Announcer:  "Ladies and gentlemen, in the time of six
	minutes and ten seconds, your winners... and STILL
	World Tag Team Champions... DA BOYZ!"
 
Dan:  "I don't believe it... the Shields got jobbed AGAIN!"
 
Steve:  "Da Boyz have retained the belts, with a little help
	from the Rock and Roll Maniacs."
                [ end tape ]

Wince:  After a week in which all three champions successfully
          defended their belts, "Studly" Scott Brikett faced
          Zangief the Terrible for the World Title. The Stud
          had this to say before the bout.

                [ roll tape] 
"Studly" Scott:  You know, I'm too sexy for video
	games... most of the time. But I have spent
	some time in the gaming parlours, sharpening
	my hand-eye co-ordination... there was one
	game, I don't remember it's title, but there
	was a character on it named Zangief.  I must
	say, the computer's Zangief gave me a damn
	good fighting match, but in the end, I won,
	right, baby?
 
Venus:  Right, baby.
 
"Studly" Scott:  And this week, Zangief the Terrible
	will be no different from that video game.
	You'll give me the best match I've ever had as
	PWA's Sexiest World Champion, but in the end,
	I'll win. And do you know why, Zangief?  Simple.
	I'm... too... sexy...!
           [ end tape ]

Magilla:  The Stud may talk well, but under the management of the 
            Commander-In-Chief, Zangief was coming on strong during
            the last month of the WeWF.  Let's go to the tape.

           [ roll tape ] 
Announcer: <<Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J
	plays over the statium PA system.>>
	Approaching the ring weighing in at 330 lbs
	at 6'8", ZANGIEF THE TERRIBLE!
	
	<<Music changes to "I'm too sexy" by Right Said
	Fred>> And his opponent, the current sexiest
	world champion of them all, STUDLY SCOTT
	BRIKETT!!!!
	
Metal: The Stud stormed the ring and has gone right
	after Zangief, I hope Zangief can live up to
	being terrible, He's gonna need it to get past
	The Stud.
	
Dave: Yeah, The Stud's chasing Zangief, He grabs and
	applies an armlock, He's winding it up, SHORT
	Clothes line, The Stud think's he's got this
	one in the bag.
	
Metal: Zangief hit the deck and flipped himself upright
	behind the Stud. The Stud's blowing kisses at
	the women in the crowd. 
	
Dave: The Stud's gonna get a real rude shock, Zangief
	has just grabbed the Stud and flipped him, 
	SHOULDERS DOWN, ONE, TWO, THR... Wow the stud
	only just got out of that. It could have been
	all over.
	
Metal: He should be paying attention to the dangerous
	man in the ring rather than the women in the
	crowd. Zangief has picked up Scott, HEART PUNCH
	And another!
	
Dave: The Stud's gonna be in trouble if he don't do
	something soon. 
	
Metal: Terrible trouble,
 
Dave: Oh pul-leze, that's terrible!
 
Metal: Zangief Scoops Up Scott onto his shoulder, Into
	a Aeroplane Spin, WHAT POWER!, The Stud's just
	in for the ride, He's gonna go around and around
	Zangief just dropped, him,
	
Dave: Zangief picks up a badly smashed Stud and throws
	him into the rope, He collects the Stud on the
	way back and puts him into a small package.
	
Metal: One, Two, THREE!!! A NEW WORLD CHAMP.
 
Announcer: We have a NEW world Champion, ZANGIEF THE
	TERRIBLE!!!
          [ end tape ]

Misty:  On the same card, US Champion Kendo "the Katana" Masumune 
          defeated John "Deathwish" Ramos to retain the US belt and
          Da Boyz remained undefeated with a victory over R&R to
          remain Tag-team champs.

Robby:  And the following week, the PWA held it's first ever SuperCard
          over the Independence day weekend.  Matches included a Dog
          Collar Match between the Dogs of War and the Rock N Roll 
          Maniacs, which the the Dogs won quickly, of course, and a
          special handicap match where the World Tag-team Champs
          pinned the Volcano.

Wince:  But the card's main event was this bout, with World Champ
          Zangief the Terrible facing US Champ Kendo "the Katana"
          Masamune.

              [ roll tape ]
Announcer: Approaching the Ring led by his manager, The
	Commander-in-Chief, weighing in at 330lbs hailing
	from parts unknown ZANGIEF!! THE TERRIBLE!!!!
	THE CURRENT WORLD CHAMPION!
	
	And his opponent, THE CURRENT US TITLE HOLDER
	KENDO, THE KATANA, MASSUMUNE!!!
 
Metal: The ring is decked out in the Stars and Stripes,
	Both men are in the ring, The Katana offers his
	hand to Zangief, Who refuses it, Kendo Bows low
	and Zangief, raises his knee into Kendo's forehead.
	
Dave: that's a good move by Zangief, A REALLY Stupid one
	by the most humble man in e-wrestling. Kendo get's
	up and hammers a fist or two into Zangief's gut on
	the way up, He's not averse to playing rough
	either especially when the opposition starts it
	
Metal: I think that I could take both these guys, They
	aren't even up to my starting standard. Zangief
	is trying to make the running by grabbing at
	Kendo's head, He's hitting Kendo with a closed
	fist.
	
Dave: The US Champ has popped Zangief right off him and
	is chopping at Zangief's throat, Zangief's head
	is going back and back, Kendo put in a drop 
	spinning kick taking out Zangief's knee.
	
Metal: That's gotta hurt, Zangief fell on that knee heavily
	Now the Katana is working on Zangief's weak spots,
	That's the way it is. Fender and Mosh and crew
	would do that to you given the chance.
	
Dave: Leave them out of this, you and Granite have to deal
	with them. Kendo drops an elbow onto that knee,
	Then up picks up Zangief's legs, opens them and
	stomps on Zangief's stomach and brakes him like a 
	wish-bone.
	
Metal: Kendo's going for a cover, ONE!!! KICK OUT!!! No
	one expects the US Champ to beat the World champ!
	
Dave: No not likely, Zangief is up and Whips Kendo into
	Zangief's corner, The Commander in Chief is holding
	onto The Katana's legs, Zangief goes to pull Kendo
	out of the corner and puts Kendo on the mat.
	
Metal: Zangief in turn puts Kendo into the corner, He's
	laying into him, ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE! The Ref
	is warning the World Champ. Zangief stops and
	retreats, The Commander-In-Chief helps Kendo out
	of the corner with a international object, Zangief
	was lucky that he was distracting the Ref or it
	would have been a DQ!
	
Dave: Kendo is in a bad way and has fallen into the ring,
	Zangief is still distracting the Ref. Zangief
	has his back to Kendo, That could be fatal, Kendo's
	gonna maim him, Kendo's onto the top rope, The
	Commander in Chief is yelling at Zangief, The Crowd
	is real loud, I don't think Zangief can hear!
	
Metal: The Chief is around at Kendo and shaking the ropes,
	Kendo Jumps, Zangief looks around! There it is, A
	LARGE FLYING BODY SLAM!!! Kendo Pearl Harboured 
	Zangief, Kendo Plants a elbow into Zangief's head
	and Picks up a leg and covers, ONE TWO THREE!!!
	WHAT A FAST COUNT!!!
	
Dave: WHAT AN UPSET, THE US CHAMPION HAS BEATEN THE WORLD
	CHAMP!!! THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS!!!
              [ end tape ]

Wince:  Unfortunately, no title exchange occured.

Magilla:  In another important series of matches at the July SuperCard,
            the PWA's Iron Man tournament was held between these four men: 
              Abd Al-Hazrd, the Arabian Knight 
              John "Deathwish" Ramos
              Deathstrike and
              Jammin' Jason.
          The final bout was John Ramos vs. Jammin Jason.

             [ roll tape ]
Metal: Well, There we have it, for Ramos to hold the title
	clear to himself he has to pin Jammin' Jason, Can
	he do it? Jammin Jason pinned The Volcano into
	the middle of the ring TWICE last week.
	
<<Cut to action>>
 
Dave: Jammin Jason is dancing all over John Ramos, He's
	been stretching Ramos, Putting submission holds
	on and working hard on Ramos, All's been looking
	good for Abd Al Hazrd winning a share of that
	title,
	
Steve: Ramos has been trying to keep the wrestling in
	the ring, Jammin Jason is trying to do what
	ever it takes, Jammin Jason is setting up a
	back-stretch, Now he's turned Ramos and set to
	with a arm lock.
	
Dave: The Arm-lock is been reversed, AND REVERSED BACK
	AGAIN, Make up your minds guy's! RAMOS REVERSED
	IT AGAIN!!!
	
Steve: SHORT CLOTHESLINE!!! Ramos is having a go at 
	Jammin Jason and He's not using any of this 
	submission stuff. Ramos attacks Jammin Jason
	with a series of chops, Jammin Jason Charges
	at Ramos, Ramos sees it and avoids the charge
	
Dave: Ramos is not going to let Jammin' Jason take his
	title from him, Ramos Retreats to the ropes and
	Charges at Jammin' Jason, Both Men Clothesline
	each other,
	
Steve: Ramos and Jammin Jason are lining the deck. Ramos
	rolls onto Jammin' Jason It's a cover, JUST
	
Dave: ONE, TWO THREE!!!
 
Metal: There you have it Ramos pins Jammin' Jason in the
	ring and becomes the PWA Iron Man.
            [ end tape ]

Magilla:  The week following the SuperCard saw two rematches
            in title competition, as R&R beat Da Boyz by DQ,
            so the latter retained their belts, and "Studly"
            Scott Brikett got his mandatory rematch vs. 
            Zangief the terrible.  Let's join that match,
            in progress.

            [ roll tape]
Metal: Zangief picks up the Stud and over head tosses him
	into the middle of the ring. The Cover, ONE... KICK
	OUT! The stud's in a bad part of town. Zangief
	picks up the stud and sets up a piledriver, He
	has The Stud Between his knees, THE STUDS GOT OUT OF
	IT HE'S TURNED IT INTO A BODY PRESS!
	
Dave: Zangief's not to happy and he popped the Stud right
	off him. The Stud's charging at Zangief, Zangief
	dropped a massive kick into the Stud's head! Another
	cover, ONE... TWO... KICK-OUT!!!
	
Metal: The Stud's not going to give this one up yet, He's
	gonna make Zangief fight to win this one! The Stud's
	up and he's looking pretty upset! The commander-in-
	chief is giving Zangief instructions, The Studs
	running at him!
	
Dave: The stud just hit Zangief from behind, He threw Zangief
	to the mat and is sitting on him, A Head butt! and
	another, The stud's got a hard head, most pro-wrestlers
	do.
	
Metal: Now he's setting up his finisher! The move of manhood!
	or to those of you how prefer a DDT! I don't know if
	Zangief is worked enough for that yet He's got Zangief
	under his arm!
	
Dave: Zangief has turned it! HE REVERSE ATOMIC DROPS THE STUD!
	The stud's got hit hard, Zangief sets up a Body Press,
	Bang! The Stud's pretty face is lining the deck! Zangief
	turns the Stud over with his boot! drops in, and covers!
	ONE... TWO... KICK-OUT!!!!
	
Metal: Where did he pull that from? The stud's dizzy, The Stud is
	up and Zangief puts in a roundhouse flying kick to the
	back of The Studs head.
	
Dave: Yet another cover from Zangief, ONE... TWO... THREE... 
	KICK-OUT! but the three count went in first! but
	only just! The stud lost his rematch, He did hang in
	there heroically!
             [ end tape ]

Wince:  Also, the same week, Kendo "the Katana" Masamune lost the US
          title to the Sneaky One, so on the next week's card Kendo got a
          shot at regaining it.

             [ roll tape ]
Steve: Kendo the Katana started this one well, He's got hold of
	The sneakiest one of them all, He seems to be without
	any Sneaky things to do in this match. Kendo's going
	for it, He's got The Sneaky one in a side head lock,
	
Dave: He's pulling it tighter and cutting off the blood to the
	head, The Sneaky one is turning blue! The Sneaky one is
	trying to power out of it, He's straightening his back,
	He's lifting Kendo off the ground, BANG Kendo just got hit
	with a swinging elbow to the gut.
	
Steve: Kendo momentarily relaxed his grip on the champ, and the
	champ squeezed his way out! Now The Champ is tapping
	Kendo on the shoulder, Kendo turns to look and the Sneaky
	drops and takes out Kendo's knee!
	
Dave: Kendo is down and the Sneaky one applies a arm lock and
	drags the former champ into the middle of the ring and
	puts on a sleeper hold! He's got it good and tight,
	just like a Walrus like his tuperware or was that his
	Seal?
	
Steve: And it's right in the middle, Kendo has no one to help
	him out of this one! it's gonna be good night Kendo
	if he don't get up from this!
	
Dave: The Sneaky one just dropped Kendo on the mat and dropped
	down, hooking a leg and pinning the Katana to the mat,
	One, Two, Three! The Katana loses his bid to regain the
	title.
               [ end tape ]

Misty:  On the same card, Da Boyz defended their World Tag-team titles
          against the Dogs of War, Slash and Ravage.

Robby:  You mean Spot and Rover, don't you Misty?

Wince:  Just roll the tape.

               [ roll tape ]
Announcer: Approaching the ring <<Dogs of War by Pink Floyd plays 
	over the PA.>> the Challengers for the Main-Event, THE... DOGS 
	OF WAR! <<Crowd yells and cheers, Much to the surprise of the
	Dogs themselves>>
	
Metal: These guy's ain't good, The crowd like em for the same reason 
	I do, They have to better than Da Boobs!
	
Announcer: <<Boyz are back in town, cuts in on the PA>> And the 
	CURRENT Tag TITLE HOLDERS, DA BOYZ!!!
	
Metal: Well the dogs, are ready for this, They've been training, this
	is their second shot at a title, They had a shot at the TWiW
	tag title a few months back before it folded! They didn't win
	that but they sure gave a good fight.
	
Dave: That's right Metal, I dunno what happened to TWiW but I'm 
	sure someone out there in e-wrestling would run it!
	
Metal: Nunzio is in the squared circle with Slash, He shares a name
	with a friend of mine...
	
Dave: Name dropper, Anyway, Slash has lunged at Nunzio, Nunzio 
	simply side stepped him, hows that? Nunzio put in a correct
	move rather than opting to slug it out, outside the ring!
	
Metal: Yeah but it sure ain't too bright, Slash just dropped a kick into
	into the back of Nunzio's head, The may have the belts but
	let's hope it's not for too much longer. Slash just picked
	up Nunzio and tossed him into the Dog's corner, Ravage just
	grabbed Nunzio and pummeled him, Now he's choking Nunzio, 
	Guido is in the ring, The ref is getting him out while the
	dogs go to town and cheat to their hearts content.
	
Dave: Slash raises a knee into Nunzio's gut, Da Boss is looking around
	He's got his brief case stuff full of cash! I wonder what
	he's gonna do with it, It could be a buy off,
	
Metal: He could buy *ME* off with that much hard cash! Meanwhile 
	The Dogs are going at it on Nunzio.  Nunzio is in a bad part
	of town, Ravage must have tagged in, I missed that, Perhaps
	it never happened, After all the ref wasn't watching most
	of that melee. Ravage, Takes Nunzio by the ears and plants
	Nunzio's head into his knee, ONCE, TWICE... He up's Nunzio
	and lifts him into a body press, He's got Nunzio above
	his head! What Power!
	
Dave: He's moving to the edge of the ring! Ravage just threw Nunzio
	right out of the ring, Ravage is just standing there, Nunzio
	is on the cement, Slash is helping him look at it closely,
	Da Boss is on his way around, He just hit Slash with the case
	
Metal: Guido is in the ring and Ravage locks up with him, On the
	outside Nunzio is not sure of what state he's in! Da Boss has
	just been thrown under the ring! 
	
Dave: Guido has pushed Ravage to the edge of the ring, he's tight
	against the ropes, Guido is strangling him, I dunno why we 
	hire refs, they don't do anything, They don't even look
	good.
	
Metal: Not even good for decoration, He's now assuming that the
	legal men are Guido and Ravage, Guido is using his forearms
	against Ravage's chest,
 
Dave: Da Boss has come out form under the ring, He's looking in a
	bad way! He must have for a serious beating from someone!
	Now Nunzio has been rolled under the ring, Slash Climbs
	back onto the ring apron.
	
Metal: Guido is not in a good spot, He's alone against the Dogs
	Of War. Ravage broke away from Guido and tagged in Slash
	They're setting-up a decapitation, Slash is on the top rope
	There's the elbow!
	
Dave: Guido flips over and is lying on his face, Ravage is
	climbing out of the ring, Slash is climbing to the top
	rope, Look at that! Nunzio is coming out from under the
	ring, Look at that, So's Deathstrike, He's trying to grab
	Nunzio, 
	
Metal: Slash just landed a flying head-butt into Guido, He rolls
	Guido over and hooks a leg, Ravage is in and is locking
	up with Nunzio, ONE... TWO... THREE!!! THANK GOD, DA BOYZ
	LOST THAT TITLE!
	
Steve: Well Metal's pleased he's jumping up and down....
                 [ end tape ]

Magilla:  During the same card, "Studly" Scott Brikett had yet another
            shot at Zangief the Terrible's World title and won when
            Zangief was DQ'ed for choking the Stud with a rope thrown
            to him by his manager, the Commander-In-Chief.

Robby:  Also that week, newcomer Jack Casanova, presented "Studly" Scott
          Brikett's valet, Venus, with a bouquet of roses...and then slugged
          the Stud with a lead pipe hidden amongst the flowers.

Wince:  The following week's card saw the Dogs of War defend their Tag-team
          belts against Ric and Jake, the Shield Brothers, only to be DQ'ed
          for use of closed fists, while US Champ, the Sneaky One faced Abd 
          Al-Harzd, the Arabian Knight.

                 [ roll tape ]
Announcer: Approaching the ring led by his manager is ABD AL 
	HAZRD!!! AND HIS OPPONENT, THE CURRENT US CHAMPION... 
	THE.... SNEAKY ONE!!!!
	
<<Crowd pops>>

Metal: The crowd likes that guy, he's completely crackers! I can't
	see why they don't just like me!
	
Dave: Well, He's not wasting any time and is after The Knight right
	at the sounding of the bell. No time for The Knight to
	pose for the decadent westerners!
	
Metal: The Sneaky One is beating on the Knights head! He's got the
	forehead of the Knight and is continuously head butting the
	Arabian Knight!
	
Dave: The Knight's had about enough of that and sidesteps out of
	the Sneaky One's way! The Knight Retreats to the ropes
	keeping his eyes on the Sneaky one, Abd Al Hazrd charges
	and puts a flying drop kick into the front of the Sneaky
	ones chest.
	
Metal: The Sneaky one is down, Abd Al Hazrd get's The Sneaky one
	up and attempts to put him into an aeroplane spin, But
	the Sneaky One ducks out of it. And steps inside of Abd
	Al Hazrd's leg. 
	
Dave: The Sneaky one just pulled the Knight over his leg and tripped
	the Knight into falling into the mat! The Sneaky One is over
	and Suplexs The Knight, He goes and rolls the knight over and
	does it again,
	
Metal: The Knight is sucking some real serious mat here, The Sneaky
	One up's Abd Al Hazrd and throws him into the corner. He's
	rushing in! Scheherazade is there for her man, She's got a
	can of something in her hand, SHE JUST PUT MACE INTO THE 
	SNEAKY ONE'S EYES!
	
Dave: I can't believe it, She even nailed the Sneaky One with the
	can and it's still in the ring and the Ref didn't see a thing!
	
Metal: I wonder how much it cost for that? Abd Al Hazrd rushes out
	of the corner and hammers a clothesline into The Sneaky One
	and kicks the can out of the ring and into the fans.

Dave: The Sneaky One's still trying to get the mace out of his eyes!
	Abd Al Hazrd not one to miss chances like this decks The 
	Sneaky one out from behind, Now he's lining up a Pile driver, 
	He  just put that one home, He's scooped up the Sneaky One, 
	He's going to the top rope! HERE'S THE MAGIC CARPET RIDE!
	
Metal: The Powerslam from the top Rope! The Sneaky One is in a bad
	part of town! Here comes the Knight from the top rope! A body
	Slam on top of the Powerslam, Things are looking grim for the
	Sneaky One, Abd Al Hazrd whips The Sneaky One into the 
	Ropes and pulls in a Small Package,
	
Dave: THE SNEAKY ONE'S REVERSED IT, ABD AL HAZRD'S SHOULDERS 
	ARE DOWN ONE, TWO THREE!!!!
	
Metal: The sneaky one retains his title.
               [ end tape ]

Misty:  The highlight of the card though was Zangief the Terrible's title
          defense against one of my favorite wrestlers, Gentleman Jim
          Gilette.  He has SUCH a cute tushie.

Magilla:  Oh, brother!

              [ roll tape ]	
Announcer: Approaching the ring with his partners the Wild Stallions
	is the challenger for the world title, GENTLEMAN... JIM...
	GILLETTE!!!! <<The crowd pop>> 
	
Announcer: <<Mama Said Knock You Out By L.L. Cool J. Plays over the
	stadium PA>>Approaching the ring led by his manager the
	Commander-in-Chief ZANGIEF... THE... TERRIBLE!!!! <<The
	crowd is undecided about Zangief, Some cheer, Some Boo.>>
	
Metal: We have both men in the ring, Both men have brought 
	Partners into ringside, The Towers Of Power are present and 
	The Wild Stallions are also there. This could get messy!
	
Steve: Gentleman advances towards Zangief and extends a hand for
	a handshake, Zangief as usual wants nothing to do with it
	and he pushes the Gentleman away from him.
	
Metal: Both men advance on each other and both grapple each other,
	Both men are looking for a superior advantage right from
	the beginning. Zangief has powered the Gentleman to the mat.
	
Steve: Now Zangief brings a knee into the Gentlemans chest. Zangief
	raises Jim from the mat by pulling his hair, He whips Jim
	into the ropes and catches him on the rebound into a Sleeper
	hold!
	
Metal: What a whimps hold! Real wrestlers do it with powerslams! 
	But it looks like Zangief is going to hold on to that sleeper
	good and tight! Gillette is going down!
	
Steve: The Gentleman is on the mat, Zangief is holding onto it good
	and tight! Look at that! Jim's put his foot on the ropes!
	The Ref hasn't seen it!
	
Metal: He raises Jims arm and it drops, Jimmy Stallion is up on
	the apron yelling to the ref to look at the ropes! The
	ref stops and tell's Jimmy to get off the Apron, Zangief
	is taking is chances and is choking Jim! 
	
Steve: And the Commander-in-Chief is over and has moved The 
	Gentlemans leg off the rope, WHAT SPORTSMANSHIP!
	
Metal: Sportsmanship is for wimps! Johnny Stallion is around and is
	after Crazy Cryner, The Commander-in-Chief is going around to
	interfere with Jimmy Stallion! It's all out melee in and
	out of the ring!
	
Steve: The ref has raised The Gentleman's arm again, IT HASN'T
	DROPPED!!! Zangief's hold isn't working, The gentleman
	is powering out of it! It could be all over for Zangief
	without his help from the outside.
	
Metal: The Gentleman just popped Zangief off him! Jim's whipped
	Zangief into the rope, He's clotheslined Zangief out!
	He scoops up Zangief and Slams him again! Zangief's
	in a bad part of town, The Wild Stallions are keeping 
	The remaining members of The Towers Of Power in check.
	
Steve: Zangief just got whipped into the ropes and collected on
	the way out, Arm lock!, Wind up the arm, SHORT CLOTHESLINE
	
Metal: Gentleman Jim Gillette has applied a arm lock and then an
	arm drag! Jim's released the hold, Zangief is begging
	for mercy! Jim's thinking about it! Talk about stupidity!
	
Steve: Just because you have no honour or morals!

Metal: SEE! I was right, Zangief just hit Jim in the mid section
	with a closed fist, The Ref just reprimanded him! Jim's
	not happy about that! He waits for Zangief to get up!
	
Steve: Zangief's up and just got hit with a slap to the face,
	THAT'S FOR BEING RUDE AND TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A TRUE
	GENTLEMAN!!
	
Metal: Gentleman Jim Gillette Just decked out Zangief with a forearm
	to the head, Now he's down and applying a figure four! He's
	got that secured RIGHT in the middle, It could be all over
	for Zangief! <<40 seconds of pain on Zangiefs face later>>
	
Steve: Zangief's in trouble! The REFEREE HAS CALLED FOR THE BELL!

Metal: Let's go to ringside for the official word!

Announcer: The winner of this bout, BY SUBMISSION, AND NEW 
	WORLD  CHAMPION... GENTLEMAN... JIM... GILLETTE!!! <<Crowd 
	went nuts, Louder and harder than before!>>
            [ end tape ]

Robby: After this card, the PWA held its August SuperCard.  Some of the
         matches included a handicap match between former World Champ
         the Volcano and the team of Pretty in Pink, which the Volcano
         won, injuring both the Masked Honkster and Shocking Pink badly
         enough to force both to retire again.  In fact, some reports say 
         that Shocking Pink may have died of his injuries.  Certainly, it
         was the last bout for all concerned as Volcano withdrew from
         competition, as well.

Wince:  There was also a match between current and former Tag-team champs
          as Da Boyz faced the Dogs of War and wound up in a double DQ.

Magilla:  After the bout, Da Boyz announced their withdrawl from the PWA
            to concentrate on their UeWF career.  Also, the L.A. Looters
            beat Crime and Punishment after their manager, Nate X, injected
            Jailhouse Rock with a syringe.

Misty:  Also, the Sneaky One successfully defended his US Title against
          Jammin' Jason and "Studly" Scott Brikett's valet, the incomparable
          Venus, defeated Molly MaGuire, shop-steward for Flint and Steel,
          to claim the unofficial title of PWA Ladies champ.  Before the
          SuperCard, Jack Cassanova challenged "Studly" Scott to a Loser
          Wears a Dress match, which the Stud refused.  But another man
          with a strong dislike of Casanova took up the challenge, Abd
          Al Harzd, the Arabian Knight.  The two men had this to say
          before the match.
           
           [ roll tape]
<<Jack Casanova is sitting in a dress shop watching several
lovely models showing off various gowns.>>

Jake: Well, it appears as though Scaredycat Scott Brickett showed
	everyone that he's not the real man of the PWA when he back
	out of my challenge. No matter, I'll thrash him at a later
	date.  However, now I find that Johnny Abdul is upset with
	me.  Well big boy, you got what you deserved. I lost our first
	encounter on a technicality, this time I don't intend to lose.
	Abdul, you complain of the ways of the West, while you dare
	slap the lovely Desert Blossom.  Now it's time for me to slap
	YOU around.  Not only that, but I'm going to humiliate you like
	you humiliated the Desert Blossom.  I'm going to make you know
	how your manager feels when you push her around.  I'm going 
	to put you in a dress, Johnny Abdul and I'm going to show you 
	how it feels to be slapped around.  But, since you won't face me
	unless I have to wear a dress, I am shopping to find a dress
	in case I should lose by some bizarre luck.  You see, as Fernando
	always said, 'It's better to look good, than to feel good.'  I
	intend on looking good, and to make you feel bad!  Every rose
	has it's thorn, and I, like this rose, have one. It's time for
	the Knight to be stuck with my thorn, and that's the Kiss of
    	Death.  See you at Super Card, Johnny.

<<Fade out as Jack continues to look at the different gowns.>>

	
<Abd Al-Hazrd, the Arabian Knight, sits on a marble throne, while the
lovely Scheherazade stands beside him>

Abd: Jack Casanova.  You, I feel, are the ultimate example of
	decadent western culture.  You are a prideful man with
	little to be proud of. Whatever modest gifts you may
	possess are nothing compared to those of the Arabian
	Knight!  Now, tonight, I have deigned to allow you a
	match, despite the fact you are mired in the middle of
	the rankings with such western trash as Flint and Steel.
	The outcome of our match is not in doubt; you cannot
	compare to my magnificence.  The pain you feel tonight,
	Casanova, will be considerable, for you have angered the
	Arabian Knight greatly; but even greater will be the wounds
	to your immense western ego when you must parade around
	the ring in women's clothing!  For such is the fate of all
	who would dare to challenge the Arabian Knight, and lay
	their unclean hands upon the beautiful and divine
	Scheherazade!"

Misty: Casanova should put the Knight in his place, too bad I wasn't
         around to help them pick out the dresses.	

Robby:  You'd better hope the Knight doesn't win, Misty, "Pretty Boy"
          Jack Casanova might just look better than you in that dress.

Misty: OOOOOHHHH You.....you.....

Robby:  Speechless again, eh, Misty?  Roll the tape.

              [ roll tape ]
Announcer: <<Steppenwolf's "Magic Carpet Ride" starts up, to a mixed
	reaction from the crowd.>> Accompanied to the ring by his
	manager, Scheherazade... Weighing in at 246 lbs and hailing
	from Irem, Saudi Arabia - Abd Al HAZRD, The Arabian Knight!

Steve: This man is a good wrestler, he has great style, and here 
	comes his opponent!
	
Announcer: And his opponent.... <<'Suck My Kiss' by the RHCP comes
	over the PA. the crowd, especially the ladies, start to
	cheer>>.  From Every Woman's Fantasy...weighing in at 232
	pounds....The Heartbreaker...Jack CASANOVA!"

Metal: There's the bell, Neither man is concerned! Jack has his 
	flowers, he's certainly a ladies man! He's blowing kisses
	to the crowd, Abd Al Hazrd isn't too impressed.
	
Steve: Look at that, Jake's got "those" flowers again. He's
	motioning to hit Abd Al Hazrd with them, We know what was
	in the flowers last time that happened!
	
Metal: He did it, He threw the flowers, Abd Al Hazrd ducks out
	of the ring! Jake picks them up and throws all bar one
	into the crowd, The last one he throws at Scheherazade.
	
Steve: The look on The Knights face says it all! He's not pleased
	with Mr Casanova's stunt. The Knight's in and he's after
	Jake, He grapples him and flips Jake into the middle, BANG
	and Jake back flips himself upright and grapples Abd and
	flips him out to the edge of the ring!
	
Metal: Abd back flips himself up too! These men are good! Jake
	reaches over to Abd and slaps him across the cheek, Abd
	returns the favour, I don't think these men have started
	yet!
	
Steve: Jake is going for Abd, He's got him and has thrown Abd 
	clear across the ring. Jake's going over to Abd and
	is stomping on Abd's knee, That's gotta hurt, Jake picks
	up both of Abd's legs and breaks him like a wishbone!
	
Metal: huge wishbone! He's rolling Abd over and applying a leg
	lock onto Abd's leg, Not a good place to try that out, The
	Arabian Knight is where he likes to be, He's close to those
	ropes, The Knight has grabbed, the rope and is power out of
	the lock, Jake is doing the right thing, He releases the
	lock and jumps onto that knee again, If he takes out that
	knee it will slow the high flying Knight down.
	
Steve: The Knight just rolled out of the ring, He's talking to his
	manager, He's sortta got his back to Jake Casanova who's
	not wasting this time, He's going to the top rope! He's
	diving at the Knight, Abd Al Hazrd's seen him!
	
Metal: What a side step! Jake is sucking the cement pads! 
	Scheherazade isn't wasting her chance, She's piling a
	few kicks into the side of Casanova, She obviously don't
	like this decadent Westerner!
	
Steve: Neither man is going to rush back into the ring, It's a no
	count out match! Abd Al Hazrd, has just dropped an elbow
	into the back of Jake's head, And an inch perfect Super-
	Plex. He's got Jake, and is draggin' Jake's pretty face along
	the metal ringside barriers.
	
Metal: Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding! Casanova's face is gonna be sore for
	a while after that! Jake picks up Casanova and throws him
	into the ring post! Again banging the head of Casanova into
	the ring post!
	
Steve: Casanova is taking a bashing out side the ring, Abd Al Hazrd
	has pushed Casanova back into the ring, Abd Al Hazrd thinks
	he can pin it right here!
	
Metal: He's scooped up Jake is going for the ropes, BANG a power
	slam on the ropes, Has the effect of a DOUBLE slam! Again
	The Knight has picked up Jake, He's going to the top this
	time, It could be the end for Casanova, 
	
Steve: THERE IT IS!!! The magic carpet ride! Casanova is on the
	deck, HERE COMES A BODY SLAM FROM THE TOP!
	
Metal: HE MISSED IT!!! CASANOVA ROLLED!!!

Steve: Casanova is hurtin' real bad but Abd Al Hazrd can't move
	either, He's suckin' mat real bad! Casanova is up and
	is trying to work out how he got here!
	
Metal: Casanova has seen Scheherazade and now he's got it! He
	see's Abd Al Hazrd on the Mat! He's going to the top
	rope! FLYING ELBOW COMING UP! 
	
Steve: NO!! FLYING HEAD-BUTT! Abd Al Hazrd grunts! what a landing!

Metal: Jake's setting up the kiss of death, A HEART-PUNCH! that's
	gotta hurt! Now he's setting up Abd Al Hazrd! He kicks
	out the knee and rolls Abd Al Hazrd into a small package!
	
Steve: ONE... TWO...

Metal: THR... REVERSAL BY THE KNIGHT!!!!!

Steve: ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!

Metal: Pandemonium here!!! The fans are going crazy! Abd Al Hazrd
	has won the match! Look I gotta go ringside take over!
	<<Metal leaves>>
	
Steve: Well there you have it, an interesting match! Now we
	get to see Casanova in a dress!
	
<<Metal appears at ringside carrying a box, He proceeds to
take a black dress out and hands it to Casanova, Casanova
puts on the Black ball dress, Metal does up the zip! Jake
parades the dress, The ladies are still cheering for their
man, The men are laughing at him, Abd Al Hazrd is pointing
and laughing too!>>

Steve: Abd and Scheherazade are making the most of this and are
	poking fun at Casanova, Casanova is posing! He's come
	right over to The Arabian Knight. HE JUST HIT THE KNIGHT
	WITH A HEART PUNCH, HE'S LETTING THE KNIGHT HAVE IT!
	THE KNIGHT IS IN A BAD WAY ONLY WINNING BY LUCK!
	HE'S DOWN! METAL'S PULLED A DRESS OUT OF THE BOX! JAKE
	IS PUTTING IT ON ABD AL HAZRD!! Metal is detaining
	Scheherazade! That's gonna make him popular! Both men
	are in dresses! Abd is in a white one with pigs on it
	and Jake is still in his Black gown. Jake grabs his
	jacket and removes his rose and hands it to a good looking
	lady at ring-side!
              [ end tape ]

Magilla:  Also, RnR faced RnR Maniacs in a Name Match.

              [ roll tape ]
Steve: Lord rod retreats into the ring and Primetime chases
	after him chopping him in the throat. Then planting a
	standing dropkick into lord Rod's face. Primetime
	signals to Bobby who pulls the ropes down as Pete
	whips Lord Rod into them, He falls out of the ring.
	
Metal: Primetime watches, Mr Roddy goes around and helps Lord
	Rod back into the ring. Bang-bang doesn't miss the 
	chance presented to him by his partner and hits Mr
	Roddy with a spine buster.
	
Steve: Pete goes over and helps Lord Rod Back into the ring
	with a pull to the neck and slams him face first into
	the mat.
	
Metal: Primetime tags out and they set up Lord Rod for a Double
	Clothesline, Lord Rod Ducked it! He's around and decks
	out Primetime with a roundhouse punch and goes right
	after Bang-bang, Mr Roddy is back in his corner. Lord
	Rod picks up Bobby and throws him over the ropes where
	Mr Roddy is waiting to return the favour bestowed upon
	him before.
	
Steve: Lord Rod deals to Pete with a series of head smashes into
	the turn-buckle. ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE,
	
Metal: Lord Rod retreats to his corner and tags in Mr Roddy. Mr
	Roddy goes over to Pete and suplex's him into the middle
	and sets up a pile driver. Pete's not the legal man in 
	the ring. The legal man is out of the ring looking at the
	floor. 
	
Steve: Mr Roddy landed that Piledriver right in the middle of the
	ring and proceeds to tag out, Lord Rod comes in and they
	double team Primetime Pete. DOUBLE SIDE SLAM!
	
Metal: Lord Rod takes hold of Pete's ears and head butt's him
	between the eyes. that's bound to be a little tender
	tomorrow. Lord Rod takes hold of Pete and applies a
	sleeper hold. Look, over there, Bobby's gettin up,
	
Steve: He's into the ring! He's behind Lord Rod! Lord Rod drops
	Pete and ducks! Bobby just nailed his own man in the ring!
	
Metal: What a mistake! Lord Rod rolls Pete out of the ring and 
	returns to scrape Bobby off the mat! Bobby gets a series
	of chops to the throat.
	
Steve: Bobby falls, and Lord Rod goes in for the cover, One

Metal: two.. THREE! RnR get to keep the name and RnR Maniacs
	become the Maniacs...
                  [ end tape ]	

Wince:  The main event was the reason "Studly" Scott Brikett was
          forced to refuse Jack Casanova's challenge as he faced
          Zangief the Terrible in an "I Quit" match in a cage.

Robby:  Stud the Dud had this to say before the match.

                  [ roll tape ]
<<Studly Scott is standing inside a steel caged ring in an empty
arena.>>

"Studly" Scott: A little bit later tonight, Zangief, it's you and
	me.  It's not about the World title.  It's not about money,
	sex, drugs, or romance.  It's about honour.  You had to cheat
	so much to take away my PWA Sexiest World title... it makes 
	me vomit just thinking about it.  So you lost the title to Jim
	Gillette... so what?  I'll just have to beat that damned pansy
	later and get my title back. But tonight, Zangief, I'm yours...
	all yours.  No Venus.  No Commander in Chief.  No World title.
	Just you and me.  I quit, in a cage rules, Zangief. And I
	guarantee you this... I won't be the one giving up.
             [ end tape ]

Misty:  He ducks Jack Casanova's challenge and he calls Jim Gillette a
          pansy?

Gorilla:  Well let's just go to the tape of the match, joined in progress.
	
                 [ roll tape ]	
Metal: Look here comes Jack Casanova! He's not wearing his dress 
	any more! He's got a large sign! It's just as well Venus isn't
	here! What's that sign say?
	
Dave: I think it says "I'm to sexy", no wait the sexy is crossed out
	and now it says "I'm Too Scared to face the Heartbreaker!"
	Look's like Casanova is annoyed at not getting that shot at
	The Stud, Casanova is also calling him a coward! Somehow I
	don't think the stud's gonna notice Casanova, The Stud's
	gettin a good old fashioned beating!
	
Metal: You can say that again, He hasn't put up any defense against
	a rampant Zangief. Zangief is probably upset at losing his
	world title. 
	
Dave: Zangief's been applying hold after hold onto the Stud. He's
	beaten the head of the Stud against the cage, He's tried
	to put the stud's head through the bars!
	
Metal: Yeah but being the Stud, his head was too big! Zangief just
	nailed a Axehandle off the top rope onto the Stud's head.
	
Dave: Zangief just grabbed the Stud and dragged him into the middle
	and applied a figure four leg lock! That's gonna hurt!
	
Metal: It's still holding The Stud is trying to reverse it! He's
	gotta do something or he's done for! HE'S DONE IT, IT'S
	REVERSED! Zangiefs in that leg lock!
	
Dave: The Stud released the hold and chops Zangief in the throat
	AND AGAIN!
	
Metal: Is this the come-back? Has the Stud got what it takes, He's
	had A HUGE beating at the hands of Zangief. He's draggin
	Zangief to the edge of the ring! He rights Zangief and tries
	to plant Zangiefs head into the bars!
	
Dave: Zangief reversed it hammering the Stud's head hard into that
	bar. Then he flipped the Stud back into the ring, Now
	he's applying a Boston crab.
	
Metal: He's had that crab held for several minutes. The stud is in a
	bad way and is hurtin' real bad! THERE IT IS, THE STUD
	SUBMITTED! IT'S ALL OVER! ZANGIEF WINS!
                  [ end tape ]

Wince:  Both Zangief and the Stud had title shots in regular competition
          the week after the SuperCard.  Zangief lost his bid to reclaim
          the World Heavyweight title when Gentleman Jim Gillette slapped
          a sleeper hold onto him in the middle of the ring, while "Studly"
          Scott Brikett faced US Champion the Sneaky One in this exciting bout.

                  [ roll tape ]
Metal: Studly scott's been getting a hammering but he's turning
	it around here, Now he's after the Sneaky One. He's
	got a toe lock on, He's released that, and now he's
	off to the ropes to see if he can capitalise on the
	situation. Venus is parading her Womans title I see,
	
Dave: Yeah, but the PWA didn't have a womens belt, I suppose
	she made it for herself! 
	
Metal: You know what they say, you want anything done, you've
	got to do it yourself! The Stud's on top of the ropes.
	A FLYING ELBOW ONTO THE SNEAKY ONE!
	
Dave: The sneaky One's gotta get up soon! The Stud's going for
	it again.
	
Metal: Look Here comes Jack Casanova to ringside, I don't think
	his presence is wanted here, Venus looks annoyed, She's
	already made Casanova feel like nothing... Jack's
	inciting the crowd to chant 'Scaredycat Scott'.
	
Dave: The crowd are loving it! Venus is going to hit Casanova
	with the ladies belt, WOW, STUDLY SCOTT JUST JUMPED FROM
	THE TOP ROPE AND HIT CASANOVA WITH A CROSS BODY SLAM!
	
Metal: Yeah, I bet that hurt, Now Venus is laying into Casanova
	with the Womens belt! The Stud's going for it too! I
	dunno if that's a good idea, while he's dealing to
	Casanova, the Sneaky One is recovering in the ring,
	
Dave: Studly just hit Casnova with a DDT, Studly kicked Casanova
	in the ribs and left to get back in the ring, Venus is
	left to her own, She's still clubbing him with that belt,
	
Metal: Yeah but I think Casanova's about had enough of that, He's
	stood up and taken the belt from her after a brief struggle!
	and tossed it into the crowd, He just blew her, then the stud
	and THEN the crowd a series of very patronising kisses and
	left!
	
Dave: Meanwhile back in the ring, The Studs time out has given the
	Sneaky one time to recover, He's giving it to the Stud who's
	not looking to good, There's a flying drop kick, and the
	stud is down, 
	
Metal: The Sneaky one is down and covering, ONE TWO... THREE!
	the Sneaky One retains his title! No thanks to Mr
	Casanova!
                  [ end tape ]	

Robby: Also on that card, Spot and Rover, the Bow-wow Boys, faced
      	the Shield Brothers for the Tag-team straps.  What a
        bunch of losers.

                 [ roll tape ]
Dave: Slash is in there and he's been piling up the good moves
	onto Jake, Jake's been gettin a deal of abuse, The
	Dog's have cut the ring in half!
	
Steve: Yeah and they even know which is their half for a change

Dave: That may have something to do with the fact that the Dogs
	manager, Dr X isn't anywhere to be seen. Slash has just
	tagged in Ravage and they double team Jake, Slash holds
	him while Ravage arrives in the ring elbows first from
	the top rope,
	
Steve: Ravage takes off right where Slash left off, He gives
	Jake a short clothesline and picks him up off the mat 
	and does it again, Ravage whips Jake into the ropes and
	ducks under Jakes attempted clothes line and as Jake
	tries to rebound back off the other set of ropes, Slash
	pulls on them, Jake goes over the top and out the back
	
Dave: Slash jumps off the apron and lands on top of Jake and
	Ravage is going after Ric. Ravage is punching Ric in
	the Shields corner, Ric punches back and the sheer
	force of the thump lands Ravage on his ass back in the
	middle of the ring, Ric goes to find his partner whos
	currently being strangled out by Slash on the floor!
	
Steve: Ric gets to Slash and blindsides him with a forearm to
	the back of the head and takes Ric back to his corner
	and puts him in the ring, What a surprise, Jake manages
	to tag out.
	
Dave: Ric gets in the crowd have gone crazy, He's posing!

Steve: What a stupid thing to do, all posers get hit from
	behind! Ravage is just about to nail a hit from
	behind home and Ric moves letting Ravage fall to
	the mat, Ric goes for a falling elbow, and misses
	Ravage scoops up Ric and slams him and picks him
	up again and heads for the ropes, CLOTHESLINE ON
	THE ROPES!
	
Dave: Ravage is on top of the top turnbuckle! He dives at
	Ric and hits him with a flying head butt! Ric is down
	and his partners still trying to get with it.
	
Steve: Ravage get's hold of Rics leg and drags him to the Dogs
	corner where Ravage tags out to Slash, They set up a
	double-plex! That could end the match for Ric, Here's
	a interesting move, Ravage went and grabbed Jake who
	was getting into the ring to help his partner out, 
	Slash has picked up Ric and Ravage decked out Jake and
	picked him up! A double-super-plex! Slash drops and
	covers on Jake, The ref isn't counting, Looks like
	they cant remember who the legal man is! Ravage drops
	and covers and still no count!
	
Dave: Well, all they have to do is, There! they go it, the ref's
	starting a count, ONE, TWO THREE! The dogs retain their
	titles for another week!
                   [ end tape ]

Magilla:  This left the PWA's top ten standings as shown on our
           graphic.  The wrestlers with stars by their names were
           selected as the PWA's entries into the summit inter-fed
           singles and tag-team tourneys.

         PWA Singles
World Champion: Gentleman Jim Gillette * 	11-3	+63
US Champion: The Sneaky One *           	10-2	+72

					Results	     Reputation   Direction

1. Zangief The Terrible	*       	11-4		+69		--
2. Abd Al Hazrd *       		14-7		+64		--
3. Studly Scott Brikett *	        8-7-1		+56		--
4. Kendo "The Katana" Masamune *	8-6		+45		--
5. Jammin Jason	*	        	10-6		+42		--
6. John "Deathwish" Ramos  		8-7		+35		--
7. Steel *				5-2		+34		--
8. Ratko Man				6-2		+30		/\
9. Jack Casanova			3-3		+21		/\
10. Plague				8-8		+15		\/

Tag Champions: Dogs Of War *			9-4-2	+57

					Results    Reputation     Direction
1. The Shield Brothers *		10-8		+54		--
2. Flint & Steel *			9-3		+42		/\
3. LA Looters *				6-3		+38		\/
4. Shadow Assassins			8-4-1		+36		/\
5. R 'n' R				8-5		+35		\/
6. Crime & Punishment			3-1-1		+30		/\
7. Towers Of Powers			5-4		+16		--
8. Lloyd & Brice			0-0		+0		--
9. Ren And Stimpy			0-0		+0		--
10.Wild Stallions                       2-5             -6              \/

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    This takes the recap of the PWA through the submission of the Summit
participants.  I will be trying to post the UeWF recap sometime next week.
                                                      Lyle

--
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