HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ladislas@sobeco.com (Ladislas A.)
Subject: Re: Qeutzcoatl
Organization: Sobeco Ernst & Young
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 21:14:59 GMT

In <1992Aug20.050928.2548@midway.uchicago.edu> gc14@ellis.uchicago.edu (Grace Putao Chang) writes:

>Hi there!  I just started reading this newsgroup and would like to ask for
>some information.  I was recently speaking with a friend of mine who is
>Mormon (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints)
>and she said something about Quetzcoatl (forgive my spelling, pleeease!!!)
>being some kind of incarnation of Jesus.  I forget the details, and I was
>wondering if anyone here could shed some light on it.
>All that I really know about Quetzy is that he/she was a major diety who 
>manifested in the form of a winged snake (the name is a combination of two
> Mayan? words meaning "feather" and "serpent", I think)  
>I also seem to remember reading somewhere that Quetz left, but promised to 
>return someday (Bible-parallel?) and there was some kind of rebirth (Another
>Bible parallel?)
>Any info that you could give to me would be appreciated.  And any
>recommendations on where would be a good place to look for info would
>also be gratefully accepted.

I remember reading a story concerning Quetzalcoatl's origins, though I can't
remember where I read it or if the sources were credible or not.  This is it:

The Toltecs (or Maya or Aztecs or ...) had a prophecy that said a white man 
would come from the ocean to bring knowledge and stuff.  The people would
recognise him when he would die and come back to life by himself.  [I don't
know if his name was known before his arrival - if the prophecy called him
Quetzalcoatl - I don't remember enough about the story]
Such a man arrived.  The people recognised him as their messiah [I suppose]
after he fell into a pit [or was asked to jump in to prove his identity...??]
and came out again when all who fell in died.  [this is where it gets messy]
They called him Quetzalcoatl [but according to the story, he was also known
as Kukulkan (sp?) [this has nothing to do with the KKK tho].
The author makes a parallel between Kukulkan and Cuchulain, the celtic hero.

As in the more common legend of Quetzalcoatl, the stranger left promising to
return.  He sailed east.

This is what I remember of it.  I may have mixed it up a bit but that's the
general idea.

If anyone out there in netland recognises this story or part of it, please 
correct me and post the story.  Also, is there mention of Cuchulain going on
a journey across the ocean?

ladislas
-- 
Dorian Farlight
Ladislas Adamku ---  ladislas@sobeco.com --- uunet!sobeco.com!ladislas
====== Disclaimer:  All comments and opinions are strictly the author's ======
Newsgroups: alt.mythology
From: smintz@sedona.intel.com (Stephen Mintz exp 11/92~)
Subject: Myths, poor fathers...
Originator: smintz@alamo
Organization: Intel Corporation
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 17:09:26 GMT


One thing, that has always perplexed me, is how fathers in all these myths handle
the situation, after all, thier daughter comes home, after a long time
out...pregent...he asked who the guy was, so he can get the guy to marry her, and
she answers "It was Zues, he appeared as a swan!!" So the poor father has to come
to terms that not only was his daughter seduced by a bird, but he is gonna have
to support the darn kid...any comments, from fathers, out there?
From: kbest@doc.novell.com (Karl Best)
Newsgroups: alt.mythology
Subject: Re: quetz.
Date: 20 Aug 92 20:50:17 GMT
Organization: Novell, Inc.

In article <1992Aug20.163457.18539@honte.uleth.ca> std_beaulieu@hg.uleth.ca  
writes:
[stuff deleted]
>        I live in an area replete with mormons. the myhts of their 
>        church, which show heavy 19th century
>        >  strains (manifest Destiny, Spenserian philosophy, the idea the 
>        the native americans are the lost 10 tribes of Israel) do indeed 
>        claim that instead of going to hell after he died on the cross, 
>        Jesus manifested himself in North America....however all that 
>        they claim he did here in those three days amounts to more than 
>        he managed to complete in 30 years in Judah/Israel.
>        I am afraid that if you look at the whole package they offer, if 
>        may seem a bit racist after a while........ 
                        ^^^^^^

Oh, come on, we're not racist (at least not any more :-}).

Actually it fits this way: Christ died on the cross, visited "hell" in spirit  
while His body lay in the tomb three days, was resurrected and appeared to Mary  
et al, went to MesoAmerica for a few days, spent 40 days back in Judea, then  
went to heaven. 

What He accomplished in a few days in MesoAmerica roughly corresponds to what  
He did in Judea during the few days of His life that we have recorded in the  
New Testament.

-Karl
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Karl Best                              Far away, across the field
Novell Tech Pubs           ...  __o    the tolling of the iron bell
Provo, Utah  801-429-3428 ..   -\<,    draws the faithful to their knees
kbest@doc.novell.com      ...(_)/(_).  to hear the softly spoken magic spell
karl_best@npd.novell.com                  -Roger Waters, Pink Floyd
From: jmfriel@magna.ksu.ksu.edu (Jonathan M Friel)
Newsgroups: alt.mythology
Subject: Quetzlcoatl
Date: 20 Aug 1992 18:50:41 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: magna.ksu.ksu.edu

Um, hi.

Quezlcoatl is a Toltec god that was borrowed/inherited by the
Aztec civilization early in the Aztec rise to dominance.

:)

Jonathan Friel
(jmfriel@matt.ksu.ksu.edu)
Newsgroups: alt.mythology
From: mmussell@fmgu25.intel.com (Morgan Mussell ~)
Subject: Re: Earth Mother and Sky Father
Organization: Intel Corporation, Santa Clara, CA USA
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:23:57 GMT

>Anyways, the motif of Earth Mother and Sky Father (A625) is very  
>widespread.  But there is another motif of Heaven-Mother and Earth-Father  
>(A625.1).  Is anyone in net.land familiar with tales that include the  
>latter motif?  I'm wondering if they are cognate to the earth mother/sky  
>father tales, or if they originated separately.  Also, how do their  
>cultures differ?

The Egyptian sky goddess Nut, and earth god Geb are parents of Isis, Osirus,
Nepthys and Set, and grandparents of Horus, Annubis, and probably some others.

I know very little if anything about the facts of Egyptian culture, but that
mythical family tree has always been a powerful image for me -- you wind up
with a balance of masculine - feminine polarity in all three zones of sky,
earth, underworld.  By contrast, other families of dieties can seem lopsided,
or like something or someone is missing.

Morgan Mussell      mmussell@mcd.intel.com
From: gc14@ellis.uchicago.edu (Grace Putao Chang)
Newsgroups: alt.mythology
Subject: Qeutzcoatl
Date: 20 Aug 92 05:09:28 GMT
Reply-To: gc14@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations

Hi there!  I just started reading this newsgroup and would like to ask for some information.  I was recently speaking with a friend of mine who is Mormon (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints)
and she said something about Quetzcoatl (forgive my spelling, pleeease!!!)
being some kind of incarnation of Jesus.  I forget the details, and I was wondering
if anyone here could shed some light on it.
All that I really know about Quetzy is that he/she was a major diety who 
manifested in the form of a winged snake (the name is a combination of two
 Mayan? words meaning "feather" and "serpent", I think)  
I also seem to remember reading somewhere that Quetz left, but promised to 
return someday (Bible-parallel?) and there was some kind of rebirth (Another
Bible parallel?)
Any info that you could give to me would be appreciated.  And any recommendations
on where would be a good place to look for info would also be gratefully
accepted.
Thanks in advance!!!!!

gc14@ellis.uchicago.edu
Newsgroups: alt.mythology
From: mmussell@fmgu25.intel.com (Morgan Mussell ~)
Subject: Re: Dog Mythos
Organization: Intel Corporation, Santa Clara, CA USA
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 20:04:52 GMT

Should have thought of this when the subject first came up, as the temperature
reminds us that we're in (yep), the Dog Days.

So named by the Egyptians, for the rising of Sirius the Dog Star.  The 
appearance of Sirius on the horizon signals the flood time of the Nile,
disasterous if it comes unexpectedly, but permitting a very rich agriculture
if you can time it right.  Like a good watch dog, Sirius gives warning.

Morgan Mussell      mmussell@mcd.intel.com

Newsgroups: alt.mythology
From: mlfidler@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Michael L Fidler Jr)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: How to get some slack out of MS windoze
Date: 17 Aug 92 18:30:49 GMT
Organization: The Ohio State University


           lots of stuff about bob.rle and windoze logo deleted.....

     actually windows (or winders as we say here in ohio) came with the 
command line switch ":" to not display the logo.

     type:  "win :" to not display it.

or dod what I did:

      go through the same ruotine to use a different .rle file
and edit the original .rle file under a different name.

       when I was using 3.0 I did this and had the logo come up looking like
someone had spraypainted lots of off color graphiti over it and on the
bottom where the copy right logo was it read:
          "COPYRIGHT?! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' COPYRIGHT!"

---AZATHOTH+@OSU.EDU 
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: rmwaugh@nyx.cs.du.edu (go on go on)
Subject: RE: sex (was RE: CASCADE (was: you know what really gets my goat))
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: sex sex sex sexsex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex 
Organization: Society for those with No Body. 
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 06:19:40 GMT

In article <14299@mindlink.bc.ca> Russell_Owsianski@mindlink.bc.ca (Russell Owsianski) writes:
>> go on go on writes:
>> 
>> Msg-ID: <1992Aug14.033424.17554@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
>> Posted: Fri, 14 Aug 92 03:34:24
>> Org.  : Society for Male Lesbians.
>> 
>> In article <1992Aug13.203640.22265@vaxeline.ftp.com> clennox@vaxeline.ftp.com
>> (Systems Anarchist) writes:
>> >In article <1992Aug13.180745.20963@nynexst.com> rsilvers@nynexst.com (Rob
>> Silvers) writes:
>> >>In article <1992Aug13.165732.23211@porthos.cc.bellcore.com> rmy@pyuxf.uucp
>> (Robert Yaeger) writes:
>> >>>In article <1992Aug13.022556.7586@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>
>> csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:
>> >>>>In article <1992Aug12.185855.23319@pony.Ingres.COM> reb@Ingres.COM
>> (Phydeaux) writes:
>> >>>>>In article <0XPcPB1w165w@aqua.ocunix.on.ca> cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca (D.
>> Cowan (Postmaster)) writes:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Oh, so you don't like to see CASCADES??????
>> >>>>Oh,so you don't like to march in PARADES?????????
>> >>>Oh,so you don't want to catch AIDS???????????
>> >>Oh,so you don't like police RAIDES???????????
>> >Oh, so you don't like midnight SERENADES??????????
>> So, so, do floent bike aluminum FOIL INTERCOURSE?
>> Ho De Do!  Flamin' like a 'luminous dial' INTERFACE???????????
   Joe grows Cleo on my thigh with out us in a CHRISTIAN???????????

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Xref: sparky alt.slack:2293 alt.religion.kibology:3485 alt.cascade:1577
From: timw@county.lmt.mn.org (Timothy Wright)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
Subject: Cascade: The Next Generation (was: Re: CASCADE)
Keywords: No, not the dishwasher soap!
Date: 14 Aug 92 23:46:32 GMT
Reply-To: timw@county.lmt.mn.org (Timothy Wright)
Organization: Lasermaster R&D., Minneapolis, MN USA

cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca writes:
> reb@Ingres.COM (Phydeaux) writes:
>> Oh, so you don't like to see CASCADES??????
>no, I don't.  People who produe those cascades should be forced to watch 
>"Married with Children" until they can think up an original idea.  
or drink sour milk until they get DIARRHEA????!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: bj608@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Robert S. Williams)
Subject: Re: you know what really gets my goat
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 18:06:05 GMT


I have a way of dealing with posts that contain a great deal 
of quoted/reposted rubbish: The "Q" key.
Whenever the first screen of text contains no original writing;  I press
that glorious "Q" and move right along to the next post that (hopefully) contains
(contains) something of real interest by somebody who isn't so lazy as to 
not bother editing his quoted text.
USE THAT <<Q>>!

                             Robert S. "BoB" Williams

Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: CASCADE (was: you know what really gets my goat)
Summary: pus ridden fiends
Keywords: hate love spite
Reply-To: bill
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 13:31:21 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <l8k4tlINNd92@alcor.usc.edu> rone@alcor.usc.edu writes:

> In article <1992Aug13.022556.7586@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:
> )In article <1992Aug12.185855.23319@pony.Ingres.COM> reb@Ingres.COM (Phydeaux) writes:
> >>In article <0XPcPB1w165w@aqua.ocunix.on.ca> cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca (D. Cowan (Postmaster)) writes:
> >>>In some of the newsgroups the excessive quotes are nested so deep it would 
> >>>take an archaeologist 5 years of stripping away at the layers to get to the
> >>>original message.  
> >>Oh, so you don't like to see CASCADES??????
> >Oh, so you don't like to march in PARADES?????????
> 
> Oh, so you don't like to play CHARADES??????????

You catch pike with lemonade???????
> 
> 5150
> followup's set


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Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: rsvanc00@mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance)
Subject: Robert Tilton - PinkBoy fallen from Bob's Grace
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 08:52:07 GMT

Well folx, I've been down in the dumps lately, what with another
one of the Conspiracies CancerFlu plagues, and to alleviate my
boredom, I have had to resort to watching TV just to keep awake.

I flipped my TV one night to BET (Black Entertainment Television)
and there was Robert Tilton, in all his Conspiracy-minded evilness.
I had no idea why the BET gave Robert Tilton, one of the WHITEST,
Clorox-Bleached Televangelists a spot, but the time was 5:30 in
the morning and I assumed that they needed filler.

Anyway, ol' Robert Tilton was going on a hellfire-and-brimstone,
I'm-a-Brother-Jed-wanna-be, evangel and even using some sort of
strange psychic power to find lost sheep in the flock.

RT: There is someone out there who has some sort of pain....
in their back. I see someone out there with an INJURY....in their back.
Well brother, the power of Jesus will be flowing through you when I'm
done!

This disturbed me no end! What if this Conspiracy dupe was able to
zero in on ME??? I always knew there was someone watching me on the
other end of the TV, but THIS was FRIGHTINING!!!! I stayed tuned
in, listining intently to Robert Tilton ramble on through mis-quoted
Biblical passages and make carefully guided psychic probes. Then he
called for a break and went to his prayer chapel. He took all sorts
of written prayer requests and clasped his hands over them, making
wild gestures and speaking in tongues. He finished off by making
requests that people make "vows of faith" of upwards of $500-$1000
dollars, that's ONE THOUSAND!!!! Just where the hell am I supposed
to cough up a grand for this shyster, and WHY???? If I had a thousand
bucks, I'd be putting it to more needed uses such as video games,
new memory SIMMS for my Mac, money for a personal trip, and such.
I was ADAMANT in determination that ol' Robert Tilton wasn't going
to see a PENNY of my thousand dollars! But I don't have a thousand
dollars anyway for Robert Tilton not to see a penny of.

Wrapping up, it's almost 5:30 here, I'm stuck in front of the TV
set, drinking Grapefruit juice by the quart, and Robert Tilton
is almost coming on. It should be another slack-filled episode,
with all sorts of hilarity! Praise J. R. "BoB" Dobbs, Praise
Jehovah-1! Seeya on X-day, 7-5-98!!! ;)

--------------------------------------------------------------------
 
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              RSVANC00@mik.uky.edu
              RSVANC00@ukpr.uky.edu
              RSVANC00@ukcc.uky.edu
 
QUOTE: "It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am mad!"
              -Ren Hoek
 
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Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: dbk@uunet!tellab5!odgate (Dan Keith)
Subject: Info on 1992 World Subgenius Convention
Organization: Emergent Systems
Distribution: alt
Date: Tue, 11 Aug 1992 19:14:48 GMT

Last year I received some info on a Subgenius Convention to be held
in Chicago sometime in August, 1992. At the time, I figured it was
another of those "just send me a dollar, and I'll give you more info"
schemes. However, I'm wondering if perhaps it is more real.

Does anyone have any FREE info on where and when this event is
occurring? Please post your responses, or email to:


odgate!dbk or ...!mcdchg!ecgcurly!odgate!dbk

Thanks


-- 
Dan "Bud" Keith ...mcdchg!ecgcurly!odgate!dbk, ...uunet!clout!odgate!dbk 
...and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do
ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
From: mccla_d@aelle.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: RE: An Im-Poh-Tant Announcement
Date: 13 Aug 92 21:01:11 GMT
Distribution: alt.slack
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA

klm@gozer.mv.com says:

> Briana Caitlin McBride arrived on the scene.....

Welcome to Earth, Briana.

And don't worry about your dad. *Every* dad is a bozo. We take lessons for it.

(Now, go ask him for $20. What? Oh. Well, yeah, we can wait until you learn to
talk. But don't forget.)

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Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: cygnus@wpi.WPI.EDU (Marshall Robin)
Subject: Re: CASCADE (was: you know what really gets my goat)
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 17:48:52 GMT

In article <1665@grivel.une.edu.au> bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au writes:
>From article <1992Aug13.180745.20963@nynexst.com>, by rsilvers@nynexst.com (Rob Silvers):
>> In article <1992Aug13.165732.23211@porthos.cc.bellcore.com> rmy@pyuxf.uucp (Robert Yaeger) writes:
>>>In article <1992Aug13.022556.7586@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Aug12.185855.23319@pony.Ingres.COM> reb@Ingres.COM (Phydeaux) writes:
>>>>>In article <0XPcPB1w165w@aqua.ocunix.on.ca> cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca (D. Cowan (Postmaster)) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, so you don't like to see CASCADES??????
>>>>Oh,so you don't like to march in PARADES?????????
>>>Oh,so you don't want to catch AIDS???????????
>> Oh,so you don't like police RAIDES???????????
>Oh,so you don't like to eat your SHADES???????????
Oh, blow me.
From: jasonp@cunix4.Prime.COM (Jason R. Pascucci)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: The Pinks are at it again....
Date: 19 Aug 92 22:52:28 GMT
Organization: Prime Computer, Inc.

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Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 18:43:33 EDT
From: news@primerd.prime.com (News editor)
Message-id: <9208192243.AA18331@primerd.prime.com>
Apparently-to: usenet

rmgroup alt.slack says news@uflorida.cis.ufl.edu (USENET Master)

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May Bob and YHVH-1 have merc....no...MAY THEY TAP DANCE ON YOUR
FIRERY GRAVE!

-- 
Jason R. Pascucci
jasonp@primerd.prime.com
From: Russell_Owsianski@mindlink.bc.ca (Russell Owsianski)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: CASCADE (was: you know what really gets my goat)
Date: 14 Aug 92 21:58:19 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

> go on go on writes:
> 
> Msg-ID: <1992Aug14.033424.17554@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
> Posted: Fri, 14 Aug 92 03:34:24
> Org.  : Society for Male Lesbians.
> 
> In article <1992Aug13.203640.22265@vaxeline.ftp.com> clennox@vaxeline.ftp.com
> (Systems Anarchist) writes:
> >In article <1992Aug13.180745.20963@nynexst.com> rsilvers@nynexst.com (Rob
> Silvers) writes:
> >>In article <1992Aug13.165732.23211@porthos.cc.bellcore.com> rmy@pyuxf.uucp
> (Robert Yaeger) writes:
> >>>In article <1992Aug13.022556.7586@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>
> csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:
> >>>>In article <1992Aug12.185855.23319@pony.Ingres.COM> reb@Ingres.COM
> (Phydeaux) writes:
> >>>>>In article <0XPcPB1w165w@aqua.ocunix.on.ca> cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca (D.
> Cowan (Postmaster)) writes:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Oh, so you don't like to see CASCADES??????
> >>>>Oh,so you don't like to march in PARADES?????????
> >>>Oh,so you don't want to catch AIDS???????????
> >>Oh,so you don't like police RAIDES???????????
> >Oh, so you don't like midnight SERENADES??????????
> So, so, do floent bike aluminum FOIL INTERCOURSE?
> Ho De Do!  Flamin' like a 'luminous dial' INTERFACE???????????
> 
> 
> 
> 
> ---
> 
>         Yeah, so what are *you* trying to sell me?
> 
> 
> 
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
From: mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer)
Subject: Re: CASCADE (was: you know what really gets my goat)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 06:13:23 GMT

thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>roy%cybrspc@cs.umn.edu (Roy M. Silvernail) writes:
>>TAINT020@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>>>rsilvers@nynexst.com (Rob Silvers) writes:
>>>>rmy@pyuxf.uucp (
>>>>>csquared@coos.dart
>>>>>>reb@Ingres.COM (Phydea
>>>>>>>cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca (D. C
>>>>>>>Oh, so you don't like to see CASCADES??????
>>>>>>Oh,so you don't like to march in PARADES?????????
>>>>>Oh,so you don't want to catch AIDS???????????
>>>>Oh,so you don't like police RAIDES???????????
>>>Oh, so you don't like French MAIDS???????????
>>Oh, so yoy aren't really Randy QUAID?????????
>Oy oy, Ted Frank dinna SAID???????
Soy, soy, tastes like shit in the GLADE!!!!!

>My brother went to Randy Quaid's high school.

Who the hell is Randy Quaid?

>Has anybody ever met someone who was famous or knew someone who did?

Yes, I saw Madonna on TV!

-- 
Mike Linksvayer   m-linksvayer@uiuc.edu   +1 217 344 1326
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.cascade,
From: mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer)
Subject: Re: you know what really gets my goat
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 04:58:39 GMT

In article <!48mcmh.raj@netcom.com> raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee) writes:
>then there's always my particular favorite way of dealing with cascades:
>I follow up to them, but set my followup-to: line to misc.test -- 

Oh my. I nominate Roger Lee to the Clever and Uriginal (Not)
Thinkers hall of fame.

>funny  how they can get testy sometimes.....
Dummy, I'm zesty all of the time.

Haw.

-- 
Mike Linksvayer   m-linksvayer@uiuc.edu   +1 217 344 1326