HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Dan's knees
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 13 Apr 92 13:50:42 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <1992Apr12.132455.816@gacvx2.gac.edu>, 
robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
> In article <2573@dozo.and.nl>  writes:
>> |> 		*****************************************
>> |> 		*	|     |        |     |		*
>> |> 		*	|     |	       |     |		*
>> |> 		*	|     |	       |     |		*
>> |> 		*	|     |        |     |		*	
>> |> 		*	/     /         \     \		*
>> |>       +-->	*	\    /           \    /		*  <----+
>> |> 	 |	*	 |   \		 /    \		*	|
>> |> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    /		*	|
>> |> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    |		*	|
>> |> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    |		*	|
>> |> 	 |	*****************************************	|
>> |> 	 |	  	  Dan's knees, ca. 1992			|
>> |>       |							|
>> |>       +--------------------+         +-----------------------+
>>                               |         |
>> 			      |         |
>> 			   Knee #1   Knee #2
>>  
>>                               Knee #3 ?????
>>
>> Ermm ... I don't wanna be picky on this, but I think Dan mentioned  
> *three*
>> knees! He has *three* of those silly things ... where's the last one?  
> These
>> can't impossibly be Dan's knees ... (besides, they look more like leek  
> to me)
>> 
>> Jos aka Puzzled By The Missing Knee
> 
> There is no missing knee.  Look closely at the picture. Reverse what you  
> perceive as negative space surrounding two knees to be filled space  
> surrounding two spaces.  (To help you visualize these knees <tee-hee>,  
> think of the two outer legs as being cut off by the vertical borders of  
> the picture, therefore showing only half of each of those knee caps.)
> 
> Robyn @#& knee expert, spam eater

Gnnnggh, uggh. No, that makes my brain hurt to much. How about I
just cut the outer legs off, leaving the inner one?

<rrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZRRRRRRRrrrrrr>

Ah. Now I see it! Yuk, what a mess. So tell us Dan, what is all
this green and mauve stuff inside your knees?

Nigel who is looking for a <squelch> mop.
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What's Gilliam's connection?
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:30:40 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>On the ads to the new movie Delicatessan there is a little blurb
>which says, "Brought to you by Terry Gilliam".  Does anyone know
>what kind of involvement he had with this film?

I never saw anything to do with him when I saw the film, and I was
watching the credits. It is quite Gilliamesque, and WELL worth
seeing (in the original french, anyway), so go see if possible.
I doubt very much he did (unless I missed summat... which is
possible)

>"Remember, we're all in this together!" 
>DeNiro in Gilliam's BRAZIL
WAHAY! YIPEEEE! WOOOOOO! HOORAYYY! WIBBLE! 
(Sorry, someone mentioned Brazil!!!!!!!!!)

SOimn>!<#@
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The machine that goes "ping"
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 10 Apr 92 14:00:02 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <sprooney.702767725@unix1.tcd.ie>, 
sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
> 
>>I just got my copy of Windows 3.1, and with my soundblaster card, it has 
>>tranformed my 486 into the machine that goes "ping".
> 
>>I think Monty Python has taken over Microsoft.
> 
> Yeah? Let's kill ourselves! Alt.suicide.microsoft here we come...
> let's become a sub-group of Sinclair, and market the C5. Let's get
> Acorn's marketing staff, and sell as much stuff as the Archimedes!
> Yay! KILL THE PC... THEN THE BA*D CAN'T WIPE YOUR ASSIGNMENT THAT'S
> DUE IN ON FRIDAY ON YOU!
> 
> Kill. Kill.
> 
> Slasho D. Chainsaw (SMNio wearing someone elses face)

Here! That's MY face! Give it back! Give it back!

Nigel who also wears hockey masks and runs around waving ice-axes.
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Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
Prong prong prong.
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:32:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: cayenne.DJOHNSON.92Apr9173227
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of 7 Apr 92 15:22:24 GMTLines: 18

In article <44222@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.].}>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
.].}>>>}}Eccles aka What?
.].}>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.].}>>>Jester aka it is?????
.].}>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
.].}>Eccles aka Are you sure?
.].}Tia aka yea, I'm sure.
.].Jester aka I'm not so sure
.]Dan aka Why do 'Here here!' and 'There there.' mean something, whereas
.]'Where where?' does not?  (sorry..I was going to say something else,
.]but that came to mind.)
.Jester aka look you've spoiled the whole mood, we'll have to start again
Dan aka I don't think I did.


.Jester aka how long is it?
Dan aka about 17 inches, tip to tail.
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: item of interest
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:04:16 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>>1) Flossie's a SHE. (you're probably thinking of Shaggy)
>>2) She can communicate in other ways *:)
>What by braille?

Nope... you know that li'll muscle she uses *:)))))))

i Soimn !
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 01:54:17 GMT

In article <45395@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }>]>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }>]>}}Eccles aka What?
> }>]>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> }>]Eccles aka There was a Jester comment here, but I hit too many DDs
> }>Jester aka you idiot
> }Eccles aka I'm sorry, I'm high on too much coffee..
> Jester aka was every bean picked by Juan Valdez???
Robyn @#& That's what they said on the telly--wouldn't lie, would they?
From: kirsten@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Kirsten Starcher)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: All this aka garbage
Date: 17 Apr 92 03:20:01 GMT
Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland

In article <1992Apr16.093419.981@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <1992Apr16.021715.8912@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>  writes:
>} Well, I'm glad to see that you're all happy.  And I understand perfectly well
>} that if I don't like the aka stuff I can use a Kill file, or unsubscribe 
>} (which I probably will).
>
>I'm soooooooo worried about the state of the world, in the Middle East, you  
>know?  And I'm soooo worried that this person will quit, kill us or  
>u-unsubscribe.

That was my POINT, thilly.  It was to save you all the trouble of saying "IF
YOU DON'T LIKE IT USE A KILLFILE!"
 
>}What I don't see is what the hell all that junk has to do with Monty Python.  
>Well, there *are* significant blurbs from M-P in the aka threads. And besides, 

Yeah yeah.  Is there a M-P quote-to-post ratio??

>this is the only group where you can meet people silly (or whatever word you  
>might choose) enough to actually *like* these aka's.  SO, since we met here  
>(*sniff*) you can't expect us to leave.  It just isn't fair!  

Can I send out eviction notices?  Heh heh heh.

>Cross-posting, never.  Cross-dressing, always.

Tell me more...  <raised eyebrow>  :-)

>Phil aka glad to have a shrink aboard!

For that matter, tell me about your mother...

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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:37:01 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>.]>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>.]>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>.]>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>.]>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>.]>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>.]>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>.]>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>.]>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>.]>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}>.]>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
}>.]>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
}>.]>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}>.]Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
}>.Jester aka my grandmother would do nicely, she's a christian scientist
}>Dan aka Hey, don't complain.  Thats better than a christened scientologist
}Eccles aka Only fractionally. Yes only by the green bits on a Mandelbrot
Jester aka math, chaos, what does this have to do with broiled religion?
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:17:49 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <0m0LiB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com> dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:
>|> In article <2508@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>|> >In article <43174@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) w
>|> >|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>|> >|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>|> >|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>|> >|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>|> >|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>|> >|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>|> >|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>|> >|}>|Dougger aka So What??
>|> >|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>|> >|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>|> >|Jester aka this looks like fun
>|> >Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?


>		  	          O
>		                 <|>
>                                 /'\
>                                .
>       O		      .
>      <|>		    .
>      /`\	          .
>        .		 .
>	 . 	        . 
>          .            \./ 
>|> Kevin \./llips Bong a.a I really don't see how you can stop us
>|Dougger a.a exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P

>Jos aka I Wave My Genitals Towards Your General Direction!
iEccles aka I'm closer to KPB - I'll do it.
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 12 Apr 92 17:31:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44990
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}|].].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}|].].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}|].].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}|].].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}|].].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
}|].].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}|].].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}|].].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
}|].].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
}|].].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}|].].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
}|].].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists AfterWard! Raw!
}|].]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
}|].Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me again????
}|]Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with cayenne.
}|Jester aka, but I WANTED Horsemier sause!!!!!!!
}Jos aka Sorry, I Just Sold The Last Can Of Horsemier Sauce To That Old Lady.
Jester aka how could you do the to me Jos??? I love you man!!!
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From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Phil? (was one of the aka's)
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 14:58:57 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>In article <14Apr92143947@miracle.UUCP{ phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill) writes:
>{jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>{>}|>}|]}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>{>}|>}|]}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>{>}|>}|]}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>{>}|>}|]}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>{>}|>}|]}>|Dougger aka So What??
>{>}|>}|]}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>{>}|>}|]}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>{>}|>}|]Phil aka who's the Phil aka imposter?
>{>}|>}|Jester aka no not you, the other one.....
>{>}|>}Jos aka Which One, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil or Phil?
>{>}|>Jester aka The third one I think, or could it be the 5th?????
>{>}|Phil aka there is Phil#1, Phil#2 and Phil#5!
>{>}Jos aka Erm ... *three* sir, THREE! it's Phil#3!
>{>Jester aka I could have sworn it was Phil #4
>{Phil aka there would be less confusion if we picked different names:
>{I'd suggest Bruce
>Jester aka Bruce, does that work???
Phil aka that should be Bruce aka Jester!

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Hello, I must be going
From: vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU (Ron Heeb)
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 23:15:12 GMT
Reply-To: vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU
Organization: Cal State Northridge

They're downing my vax for a stupid upgrade!  Goodbye to AKA!  (actually, I 
just filter them out).  Goodbye to apricots!  Goodbye to Dan's knees!

Wait a minute...they're here in my desk drawer...


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 12 Apr 92 15:14:01
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: phygod72@nic.gac.edu's message of 10 Apr 92 11:06:15 -0600Lines: 29

In article <1992Apr10.110616.766@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
.In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
.} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
.(Jennifer Landry) writes:
.} 
.} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
.} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
.} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
.} >and Jester.. 
.} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
.} 
.}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
.} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
.} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... *sob*...
.} Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to the
.} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
.} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you want...
.} *sob*...
.} 
.} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
.} 
.} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, young
.} man!!!!! *sob*... 

.purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's scores?.
.(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)

.Phil aka my mind is a blank
Dan aka why did you post this twice?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: marrage?
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:22:56 -0600

In article <1992Apr14.100851.872@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> In article <ins450m.702956998@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>  writes:
> } jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> } 
> } >In article <ins450m.702196229@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>  
> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> } >>You can't marry him, you already promised to marry me (There is such  
a  
> thing as breach of promise sir). I remember. <SOB> I've still got the  
thread  
> here.
> } >><SOB> He said he would marry me and take me to a lovely Carribean  
island.  
> But he didn't, so here's a warning to all those sweet innocent young  
girls (or  
> boys) out there - watch out for naughty Mr Jester, or he'll offer you  
some  
> boiled lollies as well.

 
> } >You lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only promised to marry Jos, Simon, and  
Simon's
> } >Armpit, but never you Eccles, besides, we can have polygamy here. I  
mean
> } >why not?? whose ghonna stop us??? the spanish inqusition??? i'd never
> } >expext the spanish inqusition.............
> } If you marry Simon, you have to marry his Amrpit, or else it gets all  
mad at
> } you and pretends not to be armpit anymore, but just a random body  
part, anfd
> } it looks all out of place.
> } >>Eccles aka Jilted again.
> } >Jester aka you wish you kinky poof
> } Eccles aka Jester, how do you know I'm male?? 
> Phil aka tee hee!  Lessee ya explain your way outta this one Jester!
Robyn @#& Don't worry, Mr. Jester.  I know Phil is only jealous of your
	sex appeal.
From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 16 Apr 92 14:53:54 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr16.085355.977

In article <Apr15.074128.16064@parst1.uucp>  writes:
> In <1992Apr7.094154.2471@otago.ac.nz> stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel  
Stanger) writes:
> >In article <1992Apr6.122906.659@gacvx2.gac.edu>, 
> >phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? ) writes:
> >> 
> >>  writes
> >> } >>>> >I've told you once...
> >> } >>>> 
> >> } >>>> No, you haven't.
> >> } >>>Yes I have.
> >> } >>No, you haven't.
> >> } >I'm sorry but your time is up, That will be $5.
> >> 
> >> Hey now, that's supposed to be 5 pounds (gee, I wish I could make  
that nifty  
> >> symbol)...
> >Five pounds of what? Spam? Dandruff? Clogs? Hippopotamus
> >droppings? Herring?
> >> } What?!?  That was never five minutes!
> >Yes it was! Pay up!
> 
> This is not an argument!
azeena @$! yes it is! 
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:40:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45164
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}}>Jester is an amazingly purre 94.4% well, at least he was last month
}}Just like Ivory soap....  My hero, my love, the only one for me--didn't  
}}know a person could get so attached to a bar of soap, did ya?
}No, no, no! He'd be 99.44% pure if he were a bar of Ivory! And Robyn, did you  
}pick him up bending down in the shower after P.E.?

what I object tooo is that you automatically treat me like a bar of soap
when you know that I am just as dirty as the rest of you, haven't you
seen my legs, orr the scum behind my ears or the belly-button lint that
became self-aware yesterday??????

}}>]Phil aka my mind is a blank
}}>Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
}}Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
Jester aka no, I want to see you naked...
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: you didn't tell mom
Date: 11 Apr 92 21:54:20 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr10.102019.758@gacvx2.gac.edu] azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
]>Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
]>the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
]>son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married...  
]>*sob*...
]>Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to the
]>BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
]>just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you  
]>want...
]>*sob*...
]
]How  could you Jester?  I mean she is your mother.  And mine soon to be.   
]I think this wedding is getting weirder and weirder as time goes by.  Next  
]thing you know we have a naked woman jumping out of a killer bunny cake.   
]Before you know it we will have Daniel P. Johnson jumping out of the cake  
]to do the honors of striping for us.  What would your mother think of  
]that? Forget that what would my mother would think of it!  

well, she isn't my real mother, just my de facto mother, sort of
volunteered for the job really. in fact she isn't even realted to
me, she just likes to think she is. what about naked woman and cakes???
I already asked Dan too do the cake dancing but he refused, i asked
simon and he had a prior cake dancing affair, I'd ask Jos, but
seeing as he is the bishop, it might look bad in the press.

]>I only promised to marry Jos, Simon, and Simon's
]>Armpit, but never you Eccles, besides, we can have polygamy here. I mean
]>why not?? whose gonna stop us???
]
]And what is this about polygamy?  I never know about this...I thought I  
]was the only one.  Well why not!  Hey why not have one huge family with  
]everyone who posts to alt.fan.montypython.  

well, phew...good. but seeing as your the only female wife I have
I'll be spedning a considerable more time with you than with my
other three 'wives'.

Jester aka sex, sex, sex
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Marrage
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:12:18 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>well, simon you can marry yourself, i can marry whats her name, eccles can
>>marry your hippo, tia can have the three toed sloth, and the ring can
>>marry the topless dancer in the cake, how does that sound?????

>Yes yes yes. I've heard about Simon's hippo's genitals. I want them now now now
>What happens to Simon's armpit. Surely you wouldn't make it marry Nellie?

What? This Simon person even has an Armpit? Who is he? I want his
body.

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