From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Hey LameFlame losers! reply to M.
Summary: Pots, Kettles, Blackness
Keywords: Schmuck
Date: 21 Jul 92 19:11:10 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <1992Jul20.174729.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>In article <1992Jul16.142559.428@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>> In article <1992Jul14.174058.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>(Troll's text deleted to make way for the ensuing carnage.) 
>
>> You are one clueless piece of shit aren't you Troll.  And while we are on the
>> subject, who, other than a fucking retard, would answer to Troll.   Does
>
>Not so clueless that the subtle nuances of punctuation and using a question
>mark  when I ask a question escape me, unlike yourself cretinous crawler.  Poor
>spelling is one thing but even the most uneducated idiot typically knows enough
>to end a question with a question mark- I guess you must go to even more of a 
>"advertised-on-the-back-of-a-matchbook" school than you claim that I attend.
>You're probably an English major there no doubt.

	Oh, please.  Surely you jest.  "Subtle nuances of punctuation"
apparently does not include the use of commas, eh, Troll?  Good gravy!
That's more run-on gibberish than I've seen since Dan Quayle was in law
school!  There's an old saying about a pot and a kettle that seems most
apropos here...

>
>> this mean you are four feet tall, green, butt ugly, and live under a bridge?
>> (four lines deleted to appease poster)
>
>If you had been conscious or at least sentient at the time of my "Hi Boyz and
>Girlz!" post you might know why I am called troll.  I'll assume you were too
					     ^
>busy masturbating or that you didn't yet know how to read at that time- which
>is obviously the case with an idiot of your enduring quality.  Let's talk
>... (deleted for brevity and in the name of good taste)

	Oops.  Apparently capitalization is a concept a bit too
subtle for you as well.  Certainly there is no doubt that M is a flatulent
writer, but to make noises to the effect that he is inferior because he
writes poorly somehow fall a bit flat when the writing with which you attempt
to skewer him is riddled with such egregious errors.  Actually, your general
style is bereft of goodness and readability as well, but personal style
(or lack thereof) being what it is, I will refrain from commenting further.
>
>> And what's this, University of Scranton?  What the fuck kind of lame school
>> is this?  What do you need to get in to this fine institution, a GED and a
>> pulse?  Can you say Mickey Mouse U?  Can you say Community Collage?  Go to
>> a real school you worthless scum.  >>(No, but I can say Community CollEge.)
								     ^^^^^^^
	Actually, I have to admit I liked this very much, although the
concept of a Community Collage is very intriguing.  Somehow I conjure up
images of that guy who wraps colored plastic around islands and calls it
"Art."

>This just shows what fine work your educational institution did with you, but
>I guess the cards were stacked against them since there special ed. department
						   ^^^^^
>wasn't well established.

	Apparently Remedial Ed. (sic) programs are not flourishing, either.

>> 
>
>>The reason nobody wasted their time on your last post is that it was painfully
>>obvious that your lame ass wasn't worth it.  You had that stupid quote from
>>Gun's 'N Roses. This, coupled with where you posted from, was a dead give away
>>as to just how much of a loser you really are.
>> 
>More likely that the real reason was that you and Matt Welsh and a couple other
>of your "butt buddies" got together at your weekly lame flamers meeting to
>pool your dwindling intellects in a vane attempt to reply to me and we see
>the sparkling product of your collective workmanship here today.  I'll excuse
>it though because after the lot of you homos circle-fucked each other silly
>you were'nt much up to writing, so try again "Rat-Bastard".  (thanx Matt)
     ^^^^^^^
     Oh, yes, very nice.
>
>								TRoll

	Look on your keyboard.  See the little "squiggly thing" next to the
period (the dot)?  That is called a comma.  Commas are used in English to
separate thoughts and to insert pauses where natural speech patterns suggest
they occur.  If you must insist on being a pedantic schmuck, you might at
least consider making your diatribes readable by learning to apply these
marvelous things.

>P.S.  I'm not prejudice against you because you're homos, in fact I'm glad
>because it keeps you off the streets and out of the gene pool.

	Couldn't resist one more run-on, could you?  I find it most dis-
heartening that you are at a university, even one in Scranton.  Perhaps
Larry Holmes is the guest professor there in his home town.

	Sheesh.  At least Patrick makes fun of Bruce in an INTERESTING way.
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