HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams)
Subject: reduce reuse recycle
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 21:15:23 GMT


"well, let's eat them.
 later on, we can use
 them to make adobe."


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dawn@ca.dynix.com (dawn)
Subject: quest
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:51:11 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: We Torture Librarians for Pleasure

test, one-two.  check, one-**SCREEEEE****

is anyone from north of the border planning
on attending this BoB thang?  some kind,
tolerant soul who is willing to do the bulk
of the driving and who has something
resembling taste in music?

not that i have my heart set or anything,
just thought it might make for an
interesting weekend.

really.  trust me.

--
dawn, asking the ex would be just *too* de'classe'
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (Bakayaroo Banzai)
Subject: Short Shameful Sitcom
Organization: The Transvestite Farmer's Association of Argo Fay, Iowa
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 93 12:35:29 GMT


GREEN ACRES

I'm visualizing Oliver and Lisa trying to get Mr. Haney to refund
their money for the defective 12-inch "Black Beauty" dildo he 
sold them earlier in the day. 

Up in the hayloft Jeb and Arnold Ziffel consummate their 
forbidden love... 

Bakayaroo Banzai
Faaaaaarrrm Livin' is the life for me!!!
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 5 Jan 93 17:51:38 GMT

beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck) writes:

>In article <1993Jan5.045125.5683@news.nd.edu> rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca) writes:
>>
>>	People with scabs make me nervous.
>>
>People with scabies make me nervous.
>>---
>>David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

>You must be La Vacca que rire.
>Say cheese.

	I have no joke, I just like saying "Caca de vaca!"


	When I was little I liked to eat my scabs. But I've never had
scabies. I once had an ingrown hair in the middle of my chest, does that
count?



-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Updated BoB posting
Date: 9 Jan 93 16:35:45 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1il314INN3k7@rave.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
> An East Coast Bob party is taking place on Feb 13 at the home of Scott
> Dorsey (kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov).  It is co-sponsored by him and by
> Gypsy and her Womdidgious Hooters (gypsy@alembic.acs.com).  You, by virtue
> of your reading this newsgroup, are invited.  The party is held at the
> Institute of Boat Anchors in Williamsburg, VA. 

How incredibly sad.  Wouldn't it be far, far more poetic to NEVER have
one of these depressingly anti-climactic get-togethers and to live in
love, expectation and ignorance of other t.bers by having no contact other
than through the net?  I mean, aren't you taking the celebration of trash
culture a little too far?

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: A message from a SCHIZO
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 09:57:49 GMT

I received the following from a man in a mall who was handing them out
to everyone who walked by.  He handed me one and said "The Price is
Right".  Thinking it was looney religious nonsense, I took it.  The
following is what he gave me.  I continue seeing him in the mall to
this day, still handing them out.  It's written on both sides of a
small white sheet of paper.  All spelling mistakes are preserved.
 
 
[side one]
          The Price is Right
What is realy goin on here.  Ther is a very rich man who calls him
self The Kid who is using his money to generate this whole situation.
It is all generated by one man who pays people to do and act out these
things.  This perso the kid is about 5.7 weight 168 light brown curly
hair meidum build.  His most distictive feature is his legs and the
way he walks.  There is some thing wrong with his knees: He is from a
very rich family.  He uses the allis The Kid to hide his real family
name as his family would be shock if they knew what he was doing with
trust fund.  This person the kid.  I see him in every town I go to.
He is always there manipulating The people with money.  He literaly
has millions of dollars to use just to follow me around + preach Hate
+ Murder every day now for five years.  His support comes from the
people who he pays he as payed people as much as three hundred dollars
to lie own me.  All the people who come to you and say I am a sick
sexual pervert are nothing but payed puppeted.  It is only money that
makes people say these things.  They are payed big money to do this.
If you could take away the money this whole thing would stop.  All the
wemon have been offered one thousand dollars if they can seduce me
have sex.


[side two]
          The Price is Right
It is only money that keeps This whole sick hoaxs going on.  It is all
the work of one man one very sick rich kid.  Who himself is a
frustrated homosexual.  This is were all the sexual type lies come
from.  This fellow the kid has spent 5 years of his life following me
around worring about me sexualy.  frankly I would like him to Get off
my dick to put it plainly.  It's sick that one man can do such sick
things he know the whole thing is a lie including The false photos he
has mad to rule peoples minds with.  All the people are convicenced
that They must share his sexual obbsion.  The kid is The ring master
This is his whole life every minute of every day for 5 years he is
clearly crazy He is very desperat and deprived person.  But he has
money he will give people big money to lie.  All they have to do to
reciev 3 hundred dollars is simply say they dont like me That is all.
For One Thousand dollars or more he can pay stores to poison The food
it is all about money.  The kid is buying the soul of the society To
him they are all like so meany pigion who come anytime bread crumbs
are put out.  Where is democracy when you need it most.
From: meats_s@lincoln.gpsemi.com. (I Look Like Ben Elton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Surrealism
Date: 11 Jan 93 13:01:55 GMT
Organization: Headphones For Fish P.L.C.
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A777326BED01709C@mac_ldc6.lincoln.gpsemi.com>
X-Xxdate: Mon, 11 Jan 93 14:19:23 GMT
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d12

>Subject: Re: Surrealism
I agree entirely with your comments. Some of the contributors wouldn't
know bizzarity if it bit them in a yellow magnanimous pseudo-thorax. It's
about time this was put right. I suggest a new group talk.forked_radish
should be set up right now. E_mail your own entrails on the inside of a
Swedish postal worker before it's too late too integrate non-food
references from Cleethorpes to entropy.


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GEC  PLESSEY SEMICONDUCTORS
Lincoln, UK

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Birds of the Tropical Pacific
Reply-To: rigler@dao.nrc.ca
Organization: DAO/CADC .
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 93 00:15:31 GMT

 CHUKAR   Alectoris chukar

 Appearance: A large pale partridge with red bill and legs...

 Habits:  Inhabits some of the most severe and seemingly inhospitable
   habitats such as the barren upper slopes of Haleakala, Maui.  Usually
   seen running on the ground among rocks.  The birst sometimes pause to 
   survey their surroundings from atop a rocky mound.

 Voice:  A series of loud *chucks* sometimes followed by a repeated 
   3-syllable cackle.
 
 (This is my second favorite gallinaceous bird to have my girlfriend imitate 
 while giving me oral sex, second only to the Erckel's Francolin.  Of course,
 nothing can compare to the descending mournful whistle of the Black-Faced
 Shrikebill, but alas, so few women are capable of mastering it, and those
 are primarily to be found languishing in the brothels of coastal towns of 
 Fiji...)


Rigler
From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: oh the wonder of it all
Date: 8 Jan 93 21:01:08 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

In article <1993Jan8.202252.10672@emr1.emr.ca> giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Mark Giovannetti) writes:
>
>I just heard a spider bark.

AIGH!
Periodicity 4 years and growing!

-Sho
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Leps and UFOs.
Date: 10 Jan 93 16:54:21 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <73240@cup.portal.com>, John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
> 1>+8
> Subject: Leprechauns and 
> UFOs.
>   Today I went to see the movie called Leprechaun. I think that the 
> show is pretty good if you like to be scared and like horror shows.
> As far as being very authenic I believe that it missed the mark by a l
> long shot. 
>     It seems that we always like to make fun of our friends the Leprechauns. 
> When  I first got into this work it was my good pleasure to be taken on a 
> field trip by a very learned man. We went down the Niles Canyon Road 
> near Fremont, Calif  in an easternly direction till we nearly got to the 
> second bridge overpass.  At a place called the Golder Gate Trinity Baptist 
> Church you will find a steel cyclone fence that surrounds the property. As 
> you turn to the left up the road that goes to Harward (north), on the fence 
> and upon the oak trees he said that people often see Leprechauns. 
> Sometimes only psychic people can see them but at other times everybody 
> can see them. They often just appear as a light.
>   I didn't think about this much until later I took a young man up there with 
> me who wanted to come in contact with the space people. As we were 
> going up the road in a northern direction we stopped and he was worked 
> on by the space people. He felt like someone was polking him with a knife 
> and he jumped around like a person having an experiece in a certain type 
> of church. After this all happened he was able to see the Leprechauns and 
> we went through all sorts of experiences trying to get a picture of them, even 
> on my shoulder. I never could see them. We used all sorts of film inclulding 
> black and white, color and infra red to no avail.
>   On another trip into the area he is taken over by the space people from the 
> Pleiades and they talked through him and he tallked to us with the space 
> people talking though him. The just said something to the effect they were 
> the people from the Pleiades and they were here to help us. We then went 
> over to the San Andreas Resurvoir and saw two UFOs cruising around 
> underwater with their lights on like a couple of submarines. Everybody in 
> our group of 4 people say that.  We also saw certain areas where a lot of 
> Leprechauns stayed around groups of trees and rocks. He was also able 
> to see UFO places when the UFOs stayed. I later brought in another person 
> who said the same thing of the same areas,.
>   So I think it is a good things to know about our friends the Leprechauns 
> and also fairies.
> John Winston.
> 

Classic, absolutely classic.
And, in addition .....



> 
> f 4 people say that.  We also saw certain areas where a lot of 
> Leprech8w8
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> j3JJg6i9Q
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> 0Roman 10cpill we nearly got to the 
> second bridge overpass.  At a place called the Golder Gate Trinity Baptist 
> Church

... he can't use the editor.

Thank you so very much.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Mr Weatherbee is a subconscious GOD
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 04:40:27 GMT

I have heard rumours that Mr Weatherbee is The Fool.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:44097 rec.arts.startrek.current:22844
From: kpapai@rahul.net (Ken Papai)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: The Great Kanamori is back in business
Date: 9 Jan 93 05:33:08 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: a2i network

In <1993Jan8.210022.24669@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU> kevin@Xenon.Stanford.EDU 
(Kevin Ernst Duckworth) writes:


>     To all fellow netters who remember the high-horsed critic who
>could bash the best TNG episode with a single 10-mile long review and
>numerous defense followups, Atsushi Kanamori, have I got one for you.
>     Remember his final message?  "As of today, I am removing ST:TNG
>from my viewing schedule..."  Well, guess what show happened to also
>be on this "schedule"?
>     For a great laugh, and a reminder as to what negative reviewing
>can do to you, check out Atsushi's recent review of last week's
>episode of Beverly Hills 90210 on alt.tv.bh90210.

>"Dylan is thoroughly one-dimensional here, to the point that one
>wonders why the writers don't kill him off in favor of a brighter,
>more charismatic lead actor.  This is probably a new time low for the
>series..."   - Atsushi Kanamori, alt.tv.bh90210, 1/3/93.

>Still rolling on the floor,
>Kevin Duckworth


Man! you stole the words right out of my mouth!  I am sure most of us
are HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY that the Atsushi-meister has found his true
calling.  It's so good to remember him this way... as he fondles his
memories of Dylan... as he fondles his memories of lost zip codes...
Adios Amigo!  Hope you never come back!
-- 
Ken Papai <kpapai@rahul.net>
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Politikally Korrekt
Date: 8 Jan 93 17:39:49 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


I came across the phrase `substance survivor' yesterday.
Guess what it means.

nypbubyvp




-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    Ken Johnson, AIAI,
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    80 South Bridge, Edinburgh
the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    Tel 031-650 2756 
somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    Fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: a rant
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: if i die will i know it?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: much
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 19:08:10 GMT
Expires: huh?

it's a wonder i can even eat and breath i thought as i pulled myself from 
the hole i had dug. hell, i'm always digging myself deeper and deeper. one 
day it'll all crash down on my poor head. then where will i be? nowhere 
fast that's for sure. six feet under as well. last thing i need is to learn 
the secret code that i see painted on all the storefronts downtown. if i 
knew what the were really selling then i'd have bucket loads of problems. 
right now i need to sleep and relax, oh yeah. right now i need to turn to 
the person on my left and confess my love of all things big and small. 
right now is not yesterday is not now for that matter. it's all over within 
milliseconds even femtoseconds. a moment is as long as you want it to be i 
suppose. well, if you can wait just a moment i'll be right with you as i 
disappear for ten minutes to go have a donut an b.s. with the boys in the 
back. JUST A MOMENT. it's gone. i've lost it for now and as far as i'm 
concerned it's just as well. i need to read. read read read.

					big daddy hate box
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Revelation
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 18:40:58 GMT

Those pictures, consisting only of random-appearing 
dots on a page, that are supposed to contain a 
three-D image of something if you stare at it the
right way, are one of the cleverest practical jokes
anyone has ever pulled off.  There's simply nothing
there to see.  It took me six months of daily effort
to come to this conclusion.

Oh, the man-hours I've wasted staring at this thing.
The subtlety of this practical joke cannot be over-
stated.  From now on, I'm going to say "I see it!"
and see if I can catch anyone else on it.

--mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: Typewriter
Followup-To: misc.test
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 93 22:02:57 GMT

Jon's obviously one of these ethnic minority types (English) who feels
that his ethnic minority (the English) should stick together in talk.bizarre
(dominated, at a glance, by racist, fascist, good-for-nothing Americans
whose spelling is worse than Jon's).

If you flame Jon Knight, you flame Ken Johnson. If you flame Ken Johnson,
you flame Jon Knight. Flaming either of them flames the English ethnic
minority.

Go to it, Carasso. Flaming ethnic minorities is all you're good at.

[Note - Americans lacking any sense of world perspective consider 'English'
to mean 'from the United Kingdom'. Americans will therefore read as 'English'
what the rest of the world will read as 'English/Scots/Welsh'
This text has been simplified for American consumption.]

L.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: Updated BoB posting
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 01:39:09 GMT

In article <1993Jan9.163545.11188@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>How incredibly sad.  Wouldn't it be far, far more poetic to NEVER have
>one of these depressingly anti-climactic get-togethers and to live in
>love, expectation and ignorance of other t.bers by having no contact other
>than through the net?...

If you were representative, yes.

>Jason

-T

The representative from Long Island has the floor and is angling for the 
ceiling

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: boots
Date: 11 Jan 93 20:22:00 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
I have boots.  Boots, boots, boots.  I have motorcycle 
boots with oil-resistant soles.  I have 14-eyelet Doc 
Martens with soles that resist oil, fat, acids, and blood.
Or something like that.  

I pulled into a parking space this morning and put my foot
down onto a puddle of oil & water.  My foot slipped, caught,
and I gracefully put the kickstand down and killed the engine.
No leather soles for me.

I shopped for boots in the Haight this weekend.  I looked
at lots of boots.  Lance tried on lots of boots in the wrong 
sizes.  I tried on one pair and bought them immediately because 
they were lovely.   My boots are the official boots of the Grand
Ole Opry.  The label said so.  I've always wanted boots like
these.  Ever since I had a pair of cowboy boots when I was seven.
I cried when I outgrew them.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: RE:A message from a SCHIZO
Date: 05 Jan 93 23:37:19 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca writes:
>he as payed people as much as three hundred dollars
to lie own me.

I spent my $300 on:

- New Drumheads 
- A nice dinner out
- A handful of paperbacks
  from the used book store
- A couple of CDs
- and a really spiffy new drum throne

BENth


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: Mr. Ghaly is the right man in the right place.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic
Summary: hot hot hot!!!!
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: tough
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
X-Jerk: da, da, da, da, da, da, da...
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 93 06:27:36 GMT
Expires: ha!

In article <1993Jan4.225919.2364@ucbeh.san.uc.edu> minhaszt@ucbeh.san.uc.edu writes:
>In article <dbose.726202525@sirocco.aem.umn.edu>, dbose@aem.umn.edu (Deepak Bose) writes:
>> minhaszt@ucbeh.san.uc.edu writes:
>> 
>>>In article <dbose.726182145@sirocco.aem.umn.edu>, dbose@aem.umn.edu (Deepak Bose) writes:
>>>> minhaszt@ucunix.san.uc.edu (Zafar T Minhas) writes:
>>>> 
>>>>>well my father has one (and only one) thing to say about butros ghali. HARAM
>>>>>ZADAH!
>>>> 
>>>>>zafar
>>>> 
>>>> 	WELL, I HAVE TO SAY JUST ONE THING ABOUT YOUR FATHER .
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 		HARAAMZAADE KI   AULAAD !!!!!
>>>> 
>> 
>>>excuse me! could you please explain yourself?! make it clear and unambiguous.
>>>i want to know exactly what you mean.
>> 
>>>zafar

>> 	BETE IT MEANS :
>> 
>> 		TERA BAAP KA BAAP HARAAMZAADA .
>> 
>>                                         
>> 			ab samajh me aaya ???
>
>main bilkul samajhta hun. but why do you say this? what reason do you have to
>insult my father and grand-father?
>
>zafar

THINGS ARE HEATING UP!!! I EXPECT A FULL ON JIHAD WITH TWO DAYS!!
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: sleep deprivation
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 05:05:51 GMT

you know you've been awake too long
when you start making freudian slips
in your thoughts...


M.
"ok, so the first thing i want to do is grab him by the dick and-- no, wait,
grab *who* by the dick?...  uhhh, what was i thinking about, again?..."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: Performance Technologies, Incorporated
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 14:46:23 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.045125.5683@news.nd.edu> rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca) writes:
>
>	Only one this time:
>
>	People with scabs make me nervous.
>
People with scabies make me nervous.
>---
>David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

You must be La Vacca que rire.
Say cheese.

>       [If you send me mail, send it to "lvacca@saintmarys.edu"]
Would that be Saint Mary's School for the Terminally Clueless
or St. Mary's, Pennsylvania, home of the Straub Brewing Company?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: DRINK IT ALL: One Awesome Calorie
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 01:48:16 GMT

In article <uq3amcc@zola.esd.sgi.com> mrx@sgi.com (cloaking the constant k) writes:
>boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell) writes:
>
>>I prefer not to be penetrated by my beverages.
>keep away from hydrofluoric acid
>and most molten metals.

I dunno. A beverage with *real* penetrating power I might give a second
look. It's these sublimating milquetoast gonna-get-you-high-but-not-really
it's-the-(un)real-things that get on my nerves. I wouldn't be half so
offended if I saw a cocktail of LSD and human sperm advertised as
"adding life."

-T

I'll *consider* licensing the patent to X Industries, but I dunno
-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: can you say,
Keywords: criminal
Date: 6 Jan 93 15:20:11 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1993Jan3.201351.5578@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>In article <1993Jan3.034339.15369@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan2.213744.17023@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>>>pre-trial diversion?
>>
>>I can, but *I* don't *have* to.
>>
>>Do you?
>
>	YES.
Need any character references?  I'm sure the t.b crowd would be glad to
oblige.  Be real interesting to subpeona this froup.

Who's heading up the Finerty Defense Fund?
>--
>			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
>			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1