From: an230@anon.penet.fi (Jadoogar)
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Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 21:49:25 GMT


Dear Mr. Das,
	Are you trying to start another flame war on SCP. Why ??? Do you
enjoy reading filth ?  If not, then whats the point of posting this article ?
If it *was* your intention to start a war, then why don't you start it on 
SCI or alt.flame.  Take a suggestion.  Please crawl back under the same rock
that you came out of.    Thank You.  




In article <1993Jan20.073423.14850@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU> p2042401@aix12.csd.
unsw.OZ.AU (Tapas Das) writes :
>In article <1ijc37INNqv1@aludra.usc.edu> fafat@usc.edu (Vijay Fafat) writes:
>
>
>|
>|Hot on the heels of the revelation that MOOstafa is an AI program cowmes the
>|news from the Fermilab accelerator : they've discovered a new elementary
>|particle called Mustafon. The vitalstats of the particle are as follows:
>|
>|	  Symbol : MOO
>|
>|	  Graphical
>|	  Representation	:  :-))))))))))   [precisely 10 chins]
>|
>|	  Mass	: If intelligent measurements are anything to go by, the 
>|		    Mustafon might be the first particle to have an imaginary 
>|		    mass.
>|
>|	  Laws	: A Mustafon follows its own set of laws, which are pretty
>|		    stringent. Under this set, a Mustafon can have 4 
>|		    auxilliary Mustafinoes [ the Super-Symmetric cownterpart
>|		    of the Mustafon], albeit shrouded in dark force-fields
>|		    called "Burkons". Actually, this set [summarized in a 
>|		    convenient paperback by Doubleday, "Everything you always
>|		    wanted to know about Quron101] allows a much more
>|		    powerfool Mustafon called "Khomenino" to send fundamentalons
>|		    to annihilate kafirons like "Rushdork".
>|
>|	  Forces	: Mustafons use two kinds of force-quanta for communication;
>|		    Morons and Deepakbose-ons. When two Mustafons interact, 
>|		    one can easily catch a plethora of morons flying between
>|		    them. However, when Mustafons interact with virulent
>|		    scientists like Dr. Debrindam Ghosherjee, invariably
>|		    very high-energy Deepakbosons are used.
>|
>|	  Brain/Head : To the best precision available, this ratio has been found
>|		       to be zero. However, the fact that a Mustafon can 
>|		       exist on sci for short durations indicates that this might
>|		       be non-zero. Dr. Wormaji has been called upon to use his
>|		       Vedic Technology to measure BH.
>|
>|
>|	  Spin	: Unlike the Bose-ons which have integral spin and the
>|		    Fermions which have half-integral spins, Mustafons are
>|		    unique in that their spins are not quantized.
>|		    The head of a Mustafon never stops spinning and
>|		    infact speeds up when Dr. Deb applies the "Asim Mughal's
>|		    Katlu donkey" field across a specimen.
>|
>|	  Charge	: A Mustafon carries a false charge when it charges against
>|		    Dr. Heydey and Dr. Deb, charging them with victimization,
>|		    a stronger form of ionization in which a Mustfon is kicked 
>|		    into a high energy state from where all it can do is 
>|		    sputter impotently and crash into the ground (state), 
>|		    releasing a mewl quantum with a characteristic tone,
>|		    "Same to you baby". Off late, however, the frequency has
>|		    drifted towards, "I don't like doing it but sometimes have
>|		    to do it".
>|
>|	  Signature:  A Mustafon leaves a classic signature in a bubble chamber,
>|		    " So many dogs barking at me. How wonderful!!". No other
>|		    elementary particle leaves such a squiggly track in its
>|		    wake.
>|
>|While all this has been painstakingly established, deep questions like the
>|role of a Mustafon in the divine scheme of things and the no. of Mustafon
>|families [ a la neutrino families] are likely to be DEBated for long. When
>|the muon was discovered, Nobel-laureate I. Rabi had exclaimed, "Who
>|ordered that?". A similar sentiment was vented by Dr. Deb when the Mustafon
>|first appeared on sci.
>|
>|
>|	  On the AI front, MOOstafa has been displaying classic alaser-like
>|	  behaviour. It's incoherence is a direct result of it's ASS -
>|	  Artificially Stimulated Stupidity. 
>|	  Hahabosus virus has been cultured successfully [pun on culture
>|	  unintended], though an extremely horrific alien form, Shamelesshassanus
>|	  from Rasogollastan, has been trying to penetrate bosuswall with its
>|	  Quranivitriollocin.
>|	  An advanced AI version, SUPER TIC, has been released and displays
>|	  very high thinking capabilities, surprising Dr. Deb with his
>|	  perspicacious analysis of the Desicus Anonymicus virus. Unfortunately,
>|	  Dr. Deb has been busy with Chacko bacteria to pay much attention to
>|	  the SUPER TIC report.
>|
>|
>|
>|
>|
>|	  
>
>
>That was really great. Keep it up. I wish Dr. Deb all success in making
>Chacko bacteria. This SCI is becoming less amusing without jumping of
>these funny paricles from one state of excitation to other.
>
>--
>With regards
> 
>SUPRATIC GUPTA



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