From: prem@cs.montana.edu (M.P.Premkumar)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.tamil
Subject: RETURN  OF  CRAZY  THIEVES  --  AINTHAAM  BAAGAM
Date: 24 Jul 92 19:30:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: coe.1992Jul24.193050.26959
Organization: Dept. of Computer Science, MSU, Bozeman Mt 59717

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		RETURN  OF  CRAZY  THIEVES  --  AINTHAAM BAAGAM

		        IyatRiyavar  --  CRAZY MOHAN
	
            SCT anbargaLukkaaga thoguthu aLippavar --  M.P.PREMKUMAR


Madhu Janaki veettukku chelgiraan

Madhu: Janaki.. Janaki.

Janaki: Vaanga Madhu. Ithu thaan enga veedu.

Madhu: Rotti vaasanai varumbothE nenaichen.

Janaki: Engappa bakery varaikkum poiyirukkaar.Innum konja nErathile vandhuduvaar

Madhu: Romba naaLa ungitte oNNu kekkanaumnu irunthEn. Aamaam intha bakery
vyaabaaram eppadi unga kudumbathukku vandhudhu.

Janaki: Enga kudumbathile parambarai parambaraiya bakery vyaabaaram thaan. 
Engappa, thaatha, avarukku appa ippadeennu.......

Madhu: Naan unga kadaile bread vaangumbOthe nenachEn, ennadaa ivvaLo pazhasa
irukkennu, I think unga thaatha kaalathule senja  bread'unnu  ninaikirEn.

Janaki: Sari pothum unga kindal. Namma kalyana vishyathai pathi ungappa kitte
sollitteengaLa. Sammatham tharuvaaraa ?

Madhu: Innum sollalai. Avar sammatham tharalenna enna, naan yaar ethirthaalum
un kazhuthule thaali kattarathunnu mudivu paNNitten.

Janaki: Madhu ippadi yaarukkum theriyaame kalyanam paNNikkarathu thappillaiyO ?

Madhu: Emma naama enna saarayamaa kaachapporom. Kalayanammaa. Adhellam thappe
ille.

Janaki: EnakkennavO bayamma irukku Madhu. Sari neenga irunga naan pOi ungaLukku 
kaappi pottundu varEn.

AppOthu Church Father Santhosham veettukku varugiraar.

Santhoham: [thanakku thaane] Church vishayamaa Jesodoss kitte pEsalaamnu vandhaa
Jesudoss'aiyum kaNOm, avar poNNu Stella'vaiyum kaaNOm. Inge oru thambi ukaanthun
-dirukke.... athu kitte pEchuk koduthu paappOm.

Santhosham: [Madhuvai nOkki] HalO .....

Madhu: HalO ....

Santhosham: En magaL Stella enge ?

Madhu: Stella unga magaLa ? Aamaam neenga yaaru ?

Santhosham: Paatha theriyale ? Naan thaan Father.

Madhu: Neenga thaan Stellavoda fatheraa ? VaNakkam Father. Glad to meet you.
Pleased to meet you. Janaki jaadai apppadiye irukku.

Santhosham: Nee nenaikkira father naan illEppa.

Madhu: Ongi aRaiven ippO. Stellavukku enna nalanju fatheraa irukkaanga ?

Santhosham: Thambi....

Madhu: Thambiyaavathu kimbiyaavathu. Azhagaa maappiLLainnu koopidunga. Naan unga
magaL Stellavai love paNren. Neenga thaan eppadiyaavathu enga kalyaanthai 
nadathi tharanum.

Santhosham: Thambi.. Stella en magaL ille.

Madhu: Enakkum avLukkum kalyanam senji vekka mudiyaathunnu solrathukku ippadi
indirectaa Stella en magaLille naan Stellavoda father illennu solreenga.

Santhosham: AiyO naan Stellavoda father illeppa. Naan Church Fatherpaa...

Madhu: Church Fatheraa ? You mean priestaa ? I am sorry father. Naan ungaLe
ennennavO pesittEn. Romba sorry Father.

Santhosham: Aandavan padaippule ellaarume en kuzhandhaigaL thaanpa...

Madhu: Appa ungappaavukkum neenga thaan fatheraa ? VinOdhamaa irukke..

Santhosham: Oh God !

Madhu: Oh God'ellaam peasakkoodaathu. Athellaam pazhaiyaa padam illaiyaa. Tamizh
'le kooda uruvangaL Maaralaamnu eduthutaanga. Neenga ennai mannichittEnnu oru
vaarthai sollunga..

Santhosham: Aandavan sannithiyile ellaarukkum paava mannippu undu.

Madhu: Paava mannippukku enna Father, easyyaa video'le kedaikkum. Paava mannippu
Paasa Malar'laam pazhaiyaa padamillaiya ?

Santhosham: [sirithukkonde] Naughty! Naughty!

Madhu: Adade Father sirichuttaar enna mannichuttaar !

Santhosham: Aamaam un pEr ennappa ? Nee Jesudoss veetule eNNa paNNindirukke ?

Madhu: En pEr Madhu. Naan Stella Janaki'ye love panren Father. AvaLaiye kalyanam
paNNikkaavum aasaipadren Father. Neenga thaan Stella Janakiyoda appa Jesodoss
kitte solli intha kalyaanathai mudichi vekkanum.

Santhosham: Nee kavalaiye padatheppaa. Jesodoss'Oda veetule endha functionalum
naan thaan nadathi vaippEn. Un kalyanathaiyum naane nadathi vaikiren.

Madhu: Appa Jesudoss veetule enna kaariyamnaalum neenga vanthuruveengaLaa? Enga 
ithule ShasthrigaL mathiri unga ithule Father'nu sollungO.

Santhosham: Naughty! Naughty!

Madhu: Thank you! Thank you!

Santhosham: Appo naan varempaa. Stella kitte sollidu.

Madhu: Ok Father. UngaLai meet paNNathule romba santhosham.

Santhosham: By the by athaan en peru.

Madhu: Romba puthumaiya irukke ! Unga peru Romba Santhoshamaa ? R. Santhosham ?

Santhosham: AiyO Father Santhoshampaa...

Madhu: Oh F. Santhosham !

Santhosham: Verum Santhoshampaa...

Madhu: Oh V. Santhosham !

Santhosham: [thalaiyil adithuk kondu] Unnai thiruthave mudiyaathupaa.

Father Santhosham sendru vidugiraar. Janaki coffee'yudan varugiraaL.

Janaki: Enna Madhu yaarOda pesitiruntheenga ?

Madhu: Father Santhosham'nu oruthar. Avarai naan ungappaannu nenaichu ennennavO
pesi avarai kozhappittEn. Manushan vittaa pOrumnu Odittaar.

Jesudoss varugiraar.

Janaki: Idho engappaave vandhuttaare. Appa ivar unga kitte ennavo mukkiyamaana
vishayamaa pesanumnu romba nEramaa wait paNRaar.

Jesodoss: Naan thaan Stella'vOda father. Yennappaa vishayam.

Madhu: Sir en pEr Madhavan. Veetule chellamaa ennai Madhu'nu koopiduvaanga....

Jesudoss: Emmaa idhai solrathukkaa inthaaL ivvaLavu nEram wait paNNarnu sonne.

Madhu: [Jesudoss mudhugil "balamaaga" thatti] Bayangara thamash sir neenga.

Jesudoss: Adhukkaaga adikkallaam koodaathu. Sari enna vishayamnu sollu.

Madhu: Sir naanum unga magaL Stella'vum Ganesan Typewriting Institute'le oNNa
type kathukkarOm ......

Jesudoss: What neeyum en magaLum oNNa type kathukkireengaLaa ? Naan thaan 
avaLukku thaniyaa paNam kattrEnEpaa.

Madhu: [marubadiyum Jesudoss mudhugil "balamaaga" thatti] Bayangara thamash sir.

Jesudoss: InimE thamashe paNNa maattEn. Sari nee vandha vishayam enna adhai 
sollu modhalle.

Madhu: Sir naanum unga poNNu Stella'vum love paNROm.

Jesudoss: Sari idhuthaana nee solla vandha vishayam. Nee enna sollapOrennu naane
solrEn. Ennai kalyanam paNNi vekka solriyaa ?

Madhu: Sir udannE purinjundaar. Appo ungaLukku intha kalyanathule sammadhamaa ?

Jesudoss: Sammadham tharalenna enna paNNuvE ? En poNNai izhuthukunu oduve. Adhuk
-ku munnaale naane sammadham tharrathu better illaiyaa ?

Madhu: AiyaiyO Janaki adhellaam thappu. Ungappa sonnaathaan Odanum.

Jesudoss: Enna kalyanam paNNikka aasaipadaria. Ille kalyaaname nadanthaachaa ?
Aaseervadham mattum vEnumna sollu paNNidren.

Madhu: Che che appadiyellaam ille. Naan unga poNNai muRaiya kalyanam paNNikka
aasaip padren. Neenga thaan enga kalyanathai nalla padiyaa mudichu tharanum.
Apparum naanga hindu .... paravaayillaiyaa ?

Jesudoss: Dho paaruppaa Hindu, Indian Express edhuvaayirundhaalum paravaayillepa
en daughter'ukku ok'na enakkum ok thaan.

Madhu: Ippa neenga sonna thamaashukku appadiye aRaiyalaam pOla irukku.

Jesudoss: Sarippa edho love paNNiteenga. Kalyanathai mudichida vEndiyathuthaan.

Madhu: Kalyanathai simple'aa nadathidalaam sir.

Jesudoss: Simple'aanaa ?

Madhu: Yaarukkum theriyaame, oorukku odhukkuppuramaa, kaNkaaNaatha edathule 
kaadhum kaadhum vechaa madhiri ........

Jesudoss: Empaa nee jaillernthu thappi vantha kaithiyillaiye. Ennappa un pEchE
sariyillaiye. Yaarukkum theriyaakoodathunrE, kaNkaaNaatha edathule'nrE ......

Madhu: Ille sir enga uravule love marriage'na oru maadhiri paappaanga. Idhule
poNNu vera Christian'na kEkkavE vEnaam. Aadhaan

Jesudoss: Gumbal sEkka vEnaangare.

Madhu: Correct. Tukkunu kandupudicheetteengaLe. Neenga romba sharp sir.

Jesudoss: Adikkathe.... Sari kalyanathai eppadi nadathalaam're nee ?

Madhu: Unga pakkathule evvaLavu pEr iruppaanga ?

Jesudoss: Enakkennappa friends oru rendaaiyiram pEr iruppaanga .....

Madhu: Rendaaaiyaram pEraa ?!!! Friends'ellaam vEnaam sir....

Jesudoss: Velur'le engaNNaN irukkaampaa ....

Madhu: Idhukkaaga Velur'lernthu ungaNNaNai jaameen'la koottittu varanuma. 
Adhellaam venaam sir.

Jesudoss: En brother enna Velur'le jaillaiya irukkaannu nenaiche ?

Madhu: Illaiyaa ?

Jesudoss: Ange oru periya bakery vechirukaampaa.

Madhu: Kudumbame oru bakery kudumbam pOlirukku. 

Jesudoss: Ennappaa friends vEnaangare brother vEnaangare. Atleast naan varalaam
illiyaa ?

Madhu: Dhandam thaan. Irunthaalum neenga varaamalaa irukkap pOreenga. Sir innOru
vishayam. Intha kalyanam chikkanamaa irukkanumgirathukkaaga naan engappaa kitte
"appa nee kalyanathukalaam vara vEnaam. Naane adjust paNNikkarEn" appadeenuttEn.
Avarum ennai madhiriye think paNNi "sari"'nnuttaar.

Jesudoss: No No No No. Yaar varaattilum paravaiyilleppa, ungappaa illaame intha
kalyanam nadakkave nadakkaadhupaa.

Madhu: Appa engappaa vanthe aagaanum'nu solreenga ?

Jesudoss: Definite'aa

Madhu: Kavalap padaatheenga ungaLukku "oru" appaave naane azhachindu varEn. AppO
naan varEn sir. Janaki see you. Bye. 


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