From: j3cheng@student.business.uwo.ca (Jonathan Cheng)
Subject: I.N. part 2
Organization: University of Western Ontario
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 00:10:36 GMT

Being the supreme authority on I.N. (albeit self-appointed), I'd like to 
reply to a coupl'a responses to the Instant Noodle article.

kanj@bullet.ecf.toronto.edu:  Put ketchup on your I.N.??? Are you insane? 
I'd sooner settle for some Kraft DinDin before I'll let some Sino-Western 
hybrid of an excuse for food get into my digestive system! No offense 
though.  If you were referring to Ketchup as in Chinese tomato paste, 
then I retract my comment.  Hee

yeung@en.ecu.purdue.edu:  I'm sorry to raise a difference in opinion to 
an otherwise excellent posting; but my girl friend cooks KICK-ASS I.N., 
and she doesn't like people to call her a woman (that vanity thing about 
age, I guess), so I guess girls (or ladies) can cook I.N. too.

rk7151@csc.albany.edu:  I'd love to get my hands on a packet of Instant 
Lo Mein (I.L.M.); however, you must understand that I am presently 
situated in depraved London, Ontario, and the difficulty in trying to 
purvey new and unique Chinese food products is only surpassed by the 
difficulty of swallowing I.N. mixed with ketchup (Heinz, that is.).

wkau+@cs.cmu.edu:  That does seem to be quite the Kamikaze way to eat 
I.N.; one idea: try the same method from the Thai noodle "MaMa Yuk Sui 
Meen" and see how the results compare....in my extensive experience with 
hot noodles, MaMa's truly a rockin' product.  Also, it's been brought to 
my attention that a couple of drops of lime juice really enhances the 
whole experience of hot foods.

KKsowhat@bradford.ac.uk
Yes, I know how to make Peking duck.  Do I have the resources to do so? 
No.  But let me try to describe to you the experience: you gotta be a 
sadistic maniac to breed the proper kind of duck it would take for the 
Peking style of preparation.

plau@girtab.usc.edu:  I'm sure a lot of us don't eat I.N. by choice, only 
forced to do so through circumstance; however, we certainly would like to 
exchange ideas just so that we can make a necessary evil "easier to 
swallow".  Those who advocate that I.N. is good for your health whould 
probably see a doctor, soon.

So much for response.  I'd like to open the floor to anyone who can think 
of romances/romantic situations where I.N.'s are present.
1) Sharing I.N. with someone whom you are currently pursuing 
(romantically, that is) while working late-night on a certain project.

2) Making I.N. for his/her breakfast in bed after a rockin' night (This 
submission is coming from my schoolmate, Kentaro Nakamichi, who's sitting 
beside as of this moment, and it does not reflect Jon's stance on sex)

3) Wiping clean his/her steamed-up glasses when he/she is eating I.N., 
and seeing a look of pure unadulterated adoration in the puppy-dog eyes.

4) Kentaro again: Eat opposite ends of one noodle (a la Lady and the 
Tramp) and then taking advantage of the resulting situation (this one had 
to be edited by Jon due to its explicit nature)

5) Spilling I.N. all over her dress/ his bikinis and voila! What a view!

Well, that's it for now, hope to hear some response soon! Thanks.

Jon, the noodle man (Wonder why all the girls call me that?) 8-)

P.S. *-) is a blind cyclops

j3cheng@student.business.uwo.ca (Jonathan Cheng)
Western Business School  --  London, Ontario
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