HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: SF ISO S*M
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 01:38:20 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.221422.194@cbnews.cb.att.com> eleanor@cbnews.cb.att.com (Piglet) writes:
>>> Now on sale, in Aisle 5 of the Divine Supermarket---Lives, and Clues.  Buy
>>> yours now and avoid the rush!  They make great Christmas gifts!
>>Dear Sirs:
>>    Enclosed please find my order for one Life and a handful of Clues.  Also,
>>please include a User's Manual if available.
>No, no, no.  _Everyone_ knows you can't have a clue and a life at the
>same time.  Where's Aahz when we need him?

in another group, of course!
geez. saw him at TygerBoink. chatted with him, had no clue of who he was.
weird world.
Wayne's World.

(Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!)

>A user's manual, on the other hand, makes an _excellent_ Christmas
>gift.  Guaranteed compatible with either clues or lives.  There's that
>section about drinking and breathing at the same time that I keep
>meaning to research....

that presumes that you have life or clue first. For those with neither,
it could be quite depressing reading, don't you think??

>Piglet, trying to avoid spewing Coke on her terminal....
>.sig?  We don't need no steenking' .sig...

hey, didn't you know, it's Be-nice-to-your-keyboards week?

-bacon
From: pdt@ufycorp.Unify.Com (Peggy Turner)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Getting out?
Date: 22 Dec 92 23:05:40 GMT
Organization: /usr/lib/news/organization

In article <1992Nov12.142114.4016@wvnvms.wvnet.edu> un032230@wvnvms.wvnet.edu writes:
>Hi y'all!  I'm just trying this out to see if my posts are getting anywhere.
>I've posted in other newsgroups with no response, and was later told that
>student accounts here can only post locally...
>
>Sooooooo, if you get this, do a guy a favor and send a note back, ok?
>
>See ya in the Mail Reader!

I received your post and I'm located in Sacramento, CA.

Peggy Turner               email: pdt@unify.com
Unify Corporation          Office: 916/928-6324                            
3901 Lennane Drive         Fax:    916/928-6404
Sacramento, CA 95834      "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"
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From: ap.2114@cupid.sai.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: GWM in NYC ISO Similar
Date: 31 Dec 92 03:07:43 GMT
Reply-To: ap.2114@cupid.sai.com
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
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GWM, 30, literate, articulate, witty, in health professions, seeks similar
musically inclined New Yorker to share museums, operas, late dinners and
other activities. I'm tall, with dark hair, and clean-shaven. Looking forward
to hearing from you!

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From: wtr@mitre.org (Bill Ralston)
Subject: Re: SF ISO S*M
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: MITRE
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 02:30:24 GMT

In article <264@cnmhnet.UUCP>, keithg@cnmhnet.UUCP (keith garrard) wrote:
> 
> In article <1992Dec18.023412.21607@nuscc.nus.sg> ccewwm@nusunix1.nus.sg (Wong Wui Ming) writes:
> >After going out with a few women in early 30s, I am inclined to believe
> >these women are too firm in their thinking such that if you are
> >considering serious relationship with view to marriage, you are most
> >certainly rejected if you do not fit their "ideal".  
> 
> Yes Wong, I agree with you whoeheartedly.  If you
> get a woman in her 30's who has been living on her own
> for a while, and who is independent, then you might
> as well forget her.  She is used to doing what she wants
> when she wants, and she won't be interested in a man tying
> her down.  Whereas, women in their 20's are usually more
> adventurous , and in the mood to try anything.  They are
> definitely more appealing also, as their skin hasn't
> developed that "leathery feel" due to years of being
> in the sun.

Oh yeah, great idea, marry some young women who has no idea what she wants
out of life yet, but is willing to try anything.  Can you guess what's
going to happen in a few years when she figures out what she wants out of
life and is sick of being "tied down"...

GAFC

-- Bill wtr@mitre.org
* If my employer knew what I was posting, I'd probaby be unemployed *
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From: ap.164@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Holiday Cheer
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Reply-To: ap.164@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 92 15:15:00 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Baby, I'm here over break. If you wish to celebrate
send me some E-mail! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Peace,
Mr. Santa's Helper 

Magic Happens!

Bless You All!


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From: jdunbar@sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu (Jonathan Dunbar)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.sex
Subject: Looking for a friend
Date: 30 Dec 92 19:24:43 GMT
Organization: Space Science Labs
NNTP-Posting-Host: sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu

Hi,  I hope that speacial someone gets this.  I`m 26 and just out of college for
a year now.  I live in the Berkeley area.  I`m looking for someone to spend time
with and most of all someone I can cuddle and show affection to (some in return please).  I have two cats, but they just can't hug back.  Well, I could post all
that usuall stuff about how cute I am, and my weight (165lbs). Actually I really
do keep myself looking trim and squeezable.  I have gotten over my last love
( 6 months since ) and I'm ready to move on and live again.  I'm into a lot of 
different things.  I like going out hiking, movies, dancing, and cycling.  I 
would like so much to hear from women who are looking for a REAL relationship,
not just a quick fling.  I don't smoke or drink, so if you do, you`ll definately
find me BOARING.  Oh, I`m 5`11" and a mix of African/Irish/ and Native Crow
blood.  Yep, I really look remarkable......well in a nice pleasant way.  I`m
educated in physics and astronomy, but I never lost my humanity or humor.  I do
wish to hear from you.  So if you are looking and living in the San Fransisco
area, drop me a line.


Jonathan
From: zelek@remus.rutgers.edu (Grey Wolf)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rutgers F Republican seeking same in M
Date: 23 Dec 92 09:48:56 GMT
Organization: Rutgers University


   Hmm.  Well, Jess, I'll keep looking.  I always try to give everyone a fair
shake, though I hadn't seen any posts from you where you weren't flaming
someone for something or other.  In some cases, well-deserved flames, in 
others, it looked like you were looking to pick a fight for no reason.  
I haven't read all of your posts here, of course.  So some obviously slipped
through. 

On the lookout,
Chris [zelek@aramis.rutgers.edu]
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sctbutz@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Kirk Butz)
Subject: looking for former u cal riverside grads
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date: 30 Dec 92 22:10:37 GMT

as the subject suggests, i am looking for three friends that i went through
uc riverside with.  one is my former roommate daniel ginsborg.  the other
two are women that went through the chemistry program with me.  their names
are ann bayorque and dorrie macbride.  if any of you out there in netland
know them or their whereabouts, could you please either let me know or let
them know i would like to get in touch with them?  thanks
kirk butz
molecular dynamics laboratory
griffith university
nathan brisbane qld4111
australia
e-mail:sctbutz@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au
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From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: Rai's Return
Organization:  I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 02:49:02 GMT

Preston <ASDXPLR@MVS.UCC.OKSTATE.EDU> writes:
> She is the one true "net.goddess".

Pfffft! Didn't you notice that she'd abdicated that title? 

> BTW - when do the sex rites start?

As soon as you close your eyes...

> Preston 

Tyger

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      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
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From: an2944@anon.penet.fi (Nine Years)
Subject: Gentleman seeking female friendship in Montreal area
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 22:48:17 GMT

Hello:

I am a single,white, 27 year old male who is tired of being alone.
I am fed up of the bar scene (smoke filled noisy places where people
cannot hear themselves) and am looking for someone to develop a sincere
relationship with. I am 6' tall and have a slim physique. I am looking
for a young, intelligent,honest,slim lady to talk to and possibly meet.

If you are interested, please write to me at an2944@anon.penet.fi. I
assure you a gentleman awaits you.


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From: jwells@netcom.com (Court Jester)
Subject: To "Rob II"
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 03:00:41 GMT

If you're out there and reading this, I just want you to know
that I am very sorry. Best of wishes for you in 1993.

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From: bjames@ecst.csuchico.edu (Robert James)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Date: 4 Jan 93 04:14:55 GMT
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: cscihp.ecst.csuchico.edu


   How about :
   
      If I could control the alphabet I'd put "I" next to "U".


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From: anonymus+2130@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Need date (female) for newyears eve party
Date: 30 Dec 92 18:20:35 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: Amdahl Corporation, Sunnyvale CA

Please send mail, it is going to be fun.
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From: tps@jptcs.COM (Tim Sailer)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Pick up lines
Date: 28 Dec 92 01:58:00 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: JPT Computer Solutions
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cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU wrote:
: 
: 	Hello everyone,
: 
: 	I would like to make a composite of all the pick up lines that you 
: 	have heard in your life and how they have come across. 

If I could be anything, I'd be your bathwater....

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From: ap.7633@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Single Male seeking Single Female
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Reply-To: ap.7633@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 92 15:59:24 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Hello,

      I am a 30 year old single male, 5'8", dark hair, brown eyes, 
      handsome.

      My interests include traveling, listening to all kinds of music,
      nature, photography, dancing, dining, movies, reading (love to
      read daily newspaper), and physical exercise.

      I work for Boeing at Seattle, Washington as a Software Engineer.  

      I am seeking a woman for friendship and maybe more.

      I am from India. I am living in the USA for more than ten years.

      If you are intersted, please send me a note.


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From: manoj@ccs.northeastern.edu (Manoj Saxena)
Subject: Looking for SWF friend
Followup-To: manoj@dworkin.ccs.northeastern.edu
Organization: College of Computer Science, Northeastern University
Distribution: ne
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 17:34:21 GMT

Hi,
	I am 26 year old single Asian male.  I am 5'8 and is currently working as a software engineer.  I have recently finished my degree.  My current job is in Cambridge, MA area.  
	I like to go out.  Recently I took some ski lessons.  I like to have fun even in our conversation.  I enjoy to go out in evenings and weekends.
	I am looking for somebody who can share things with me and have nice time.  Both of us should enjoy our time.  If you are ready to have friendship with this software engineer then please reply early.
	Happy New Year.

	Yoour friend

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From: ap.6902@cupid.sai.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: MAN ISO S*F FOR FRIENDSHIP/MARRIAGE
Date: 31 Dec 92 02:35:31 GMT
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X-Iso: SF


            SUB: MAN ISO S*F FOR FRIENDSHIP/MARRIAGE.


     Hi, 
        I like to communicate with S*F for friendship which might lead to   
  marriage if the relationship works out pretty well.
 You should be between 20-35 yrs, race/color does not matter.
        Me: 29 . Single, I don't want to write  a lot,send me mail to know       more.
     HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!

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From: Jawara@Applelink.Apple.COM (Ron Drake)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Can I Ask You a Question?
Date: 16 Dec 92 05:42:02 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: Me, The Whole Me and Nothing But


1. Gotta play the game to find out.
2. Two steps past where the sidewalk ends.
3. We keep forgetting. Disease called "adulthood".
4. So there'll be room for "Tonight" and "Later".
5. You know. Them. Over there.
6. Because "evening news" is already taken.
7. I expect so.
8. It's a process called "expectoration".
9. The unexpected is expected except if you're expecting.
10. They do?
11. It doesn't?
12. No. But it has sleeted gerbils and hamsters.
13. Ever been on Amtrak?
14. No. I prefer King Friday.
15. South on Highway 101 until you reach a replica of Des Moines.
16. It evaporates, forms clouds and lands on really good food.
17. Holding a girl's hair while she throws up.
18. No. Three lefts make a knockout.
19. They don't?
20. They don't?
21. No. It just seems longer.
22. Right outside Corpus Christi.
23. We do?
24. The guy in the parking lot holding his girlfriend's hair.
25. Not even his own. He's illiperate.
26. Why have you never seen the two of them together?
27. No. Jim has possessed MacCauley Culkin and wants to get out.
28. Strict gun laws.
29. Crawls through the vents (see: Good King Ventseslas)
30. The reindeer drag him down.
31. Tough to insure a soundstage full of lit menorahs.
32. Get down!
33. No one. They're just trying to get attention.
34. The children of "Naked Gun" crew members.
35. Enquiring minds want to know.
36. Why are you asking all these things?
37. No. You just ran out of questions.
38. I think I'm in love.
From: ranfry@mala.proteus.qc.ca (Ranfry)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: EARN MONEY STUFFING ENVELOPES
Date: 21 Dec 92 15:46:26 GMT
Organization: Mala's Refuge, Montreal, Canada

In <n8p2hfd@rpi.edu> nasiom@hall102.its.rpi.edu (Milton Peter Nasiopoulos) writes:

>GET THIS FUCKING SHIT OFF THE NET.  GODDAMNIT...

>NO ONE SEND AN SASE...HE WILL DICK YOU LATTER BY ASKING YOU TO PAY $15 FOR
> A STUPID FUCKING KIT.

>I'VE SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO A FRIEND OF MINE.

>FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>ANYONE WHO SENDS AN SASE IS A STUPID MOTHER FUCKING DICK HEAD...DON'T SAY I 
>DIDN'T WARN YOU!

	Oohhh, thank you Milt, it is really nice of you to take over the
control of this net and try and dictate what can be on it.  You show further
brilliance with your all caps on.  Oh, you are so great, please, tell us more,
what should we wear, what should we eat?   

	Okay, all kidding aside, I do agree that the ad you responded to 
probably does not belong on alt.personals.  Don't you think your response
to be too harsh though?  I do, but hey, that's just my opinion.





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From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rutgers F Republican seeking same in M
Date: 22 Dec 92 19:58:20 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <1992Dec22.034245.3478@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>something like that. I'll write an essay just for you guys ok? And
>yes, were cassie to finger me(for Jeff's little email:) it could lead

OOh yes, Jessica, I'd like a GIF of that!!!

>to some pretty hot stuff. Grin. Draw you own conclusions, even if you
>need Crayola to do it.
>
>- Me 

What's wrong with crayons?!  I do some of my best work with crayons.

Get out the bunson burner, a few burnt umbers, and a naked buttock.

You get the idea...

l.

a.
From: kpadarthy@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: nice ladies please
Date: 29 Dec 92 00:17:53 EST
Organization:  Wright State University 

	Hello ladies of the net. I see you decided to read my post. Well 
that is a first so how about responding. I am a very simple man and all I 
want is some simple female friends to discuss life with. I notice that not many
ladies post on the net so I guess that I am gambling that more read them than
actually post. Let me describe myself so you can at least picture who you are
communicating with. I am a 6'3" junior at Wright State in Dayton Ohio. I am a
2 year starter in Basketball so I guess I am pretty descent. I am of the white
but race really doesn't matter. I have never dated a black lady before but that
isn't to say I wouldn't. I want a nice girl who is willing to date me for who I 
\am not what I am. Being an athelete and a household name on campus makes it
easy to get a date, but that isn't what I want. I want a girl that is
interested in having a friendship as well as a relationship. Someone who can
enjoy a quiet night at home as well as a night out at the dance club. I love
sports, the outdoors, cars and motorcycles, and the company of the Right type
of lady. i emphasize lady. I have other hobbies but by now you know wether 
or not we would get along. Write and we'll see what happens.
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai's Return
Date: 23 Dec 92 01:09:50 -0600
Followup-To: poster
Distribution: world
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1992Dec22.125826.961@walter.cray.com>, clweimer@eastrg1.cray.com  writes:
> In article <19921219100947ASDXPLR@MVS.UCC.OKSTATE.EDU>, Preston <ASDXPLR@MVS.UCC.OKSTATE.EDU> writes:
> |>  She is the one true "net.goddess".
> |> 
> |>  BTW - when do the sex rites start?
> |>  
> |>  Preston 
> 
> Preston, get your hand outta your undies and give
> this sappy horse-manure a rest.
> 
> And don't be looking forward too much to the 
> sex rites, because if we decide we need a virgin,
> your name will be at the top of the list.
> 
Preston, Must I defend your soiled honor?
Oh-THe tales I could tell....

Rai.
______________________________________________________________________________
"Damn, I wish I was your lover,                          R A I
I'd rock you till the daylight comes                Raina Weinberg
make sure you are smiling and warm,          _Memphis State University_
I am everything tonight I'll be your              Memphis, Tn USA
mother do such things to ease your pain
free your mind and you won't be the         MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
same."   Sophie B. Hawkins
______________________________________________________________________________
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From: tps@jptcs.COM (Tim Sailer)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai's Return!
Date: 22 Dec 92 05:28:37 GMT
Organization: JPT Computer Solutions
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Kristen Kohlbecker (tyger@netcom.com) wrote:
: Why thank you sir! Be on the lookout for TygerBoink II, coming to a town 
: near you some time this summer!

Does that mean on the east coast?????????

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: rossi@mtu.edu (Rossi)
Subject: Re: Coach me..please..
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 03:38:01 GMT

In article <8_t204=@rpi.edu> petitc@vccnw04.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>
>  I agree to an extent---yes, too much honesty is dangerous.  But, you can
>be honest around 80% of the time.  The amount of honesty someone likes, though,
>varies like everything else with people.  Personally, I prefer people who
>are about 90% honest.

   Hahahahahahhahaaaahaahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaaaaaaahahahahah!

   So is this the 1 in 5 chance of BS?


   songbird -  you won't prefer me  :-)
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From: an3836@anon.penet.fi
Subject: SF FROM MIDWEST, PLEASE REPOST!
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 00:06:21 GMT

Yesterday, I came across a posting of a SF from midwest, but lost it.
Can you repost it? Or mail it to me?

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