HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [From rec.arts.comics.strips] Re: My Favorite Far Side
From: chisnall@cosc.canterbury.ac.nz (The Technicolour Throw-up)
Date: 13 Apr 92 23:48:40 +1200
Reply-To: chisnall@cosc.canterbury.ac.nz
Distribution: world
Organization: Computer Science,University of Canterbury,New Zealand

From article <7521@uqcspe.cs.uq.oz.au>, by warwick@cs.uq.oz.au (Warwick Allison):
>   _-_|\      warwick@cs.uq.oz.au            / eastings genistas /
>  /     * <-- Computer Science Department,  / giantess seatings /
>  \_.-._/     University of Queensland,    / teasings tsiganes /
>       v      Brisbane, Australia.        / -------- -------- /

A bunny with an arrow in its forehead?  I'm sorry Warwick but bunny rabbits
are cute and only sick twisted people contemplate putting arrows in rabbit
foreheads.  You lose 5 points for this gratuitousness.  You lose another 5
points for omitting the letters 'u' and 'r' from your anagrams.

--
Just my two rubber ningis worth.
Name: Michael Chisnall          email: chisnall@cosc.canterbury.ac.nz
I'm not a .signature virus and nor do I play one on tv.
From: magidj@cellbio.duke.edu (Jonathan Magid)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: a nightmare
Keywords: multimedia, oh_my_dear_lord_jesus_what_a_nightmare_!_!_!
Date: 10 Apr 92 18:27:23 GMT
Organization: Duke University Medical Center, Dept. of Cell Biology


i was playing on the quadra with its nifty cd rom player, and i started
to think about what would happen to the usenet sig when multimedia
becomes widespread... just imagine, 4 color graphics, orchestral scores
and beautiful 1 to 1e6 signal to noise ratios...

jem
"i am horrified at the very thought."

-- 
Jonathan Magid     magidj@marimba.cellbio.duke.edu 
Virtual pizza Delivery (tm)::faxed in 30 cycles or less or you get it
----------------------------------------FREE!!!-----------------------
////////////////////fodder for the Kibo line eater.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
From: weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: CAN ANYONE HELP??
Date: 6 Apr 92 13:36:26 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: a-paulc@microsoft.com (Paul CLARK)

In article <1992Apr03.211852.13935@microsoft.com>, a-paulc@microsoft (Paul CLARK) writes:
>>-- 
>>     /\       ||\\\\    ///|\\\   ||\    ||  ||||||||  \\    //
>> INTERNET:  aponty@gpu.utcs.utoronto.ca  ||     ||      \\  //
>>   //UUCP:  wheaties@intacc.uucp  || \\  || (bbs)|       \\// /\/\
>>  //\\\\\\  aponty@nsq.uucp   ||  ||  \(alternate)        ||   oO
>

>	Our trained team of .sig specialists (all unemployed monkeys from 
>that potato chip company 'Untouched by human hands') has, however, using
>sophisticated reconstruction techniques, determined that the BUAF actually
>reads 'A PONTY'. Truly amazing font mangling- it's too bad those silly
>addresses had to deprive us of the chance to ridicule its finer points!

It's just the top half of `A PONTY'.  This is a critical observation.

>6.1 on the Obscure-O-Meter.

>               /\/\
>And what's a    oO    ? 

The top half of a BUAF @-sign, of course.  He was planning on giving us
his entire e-mail address, but fortunately his news poster not only cuts
.signatures off after 4 lines, it cuts them off after 72 columns!
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: pgr@ecs.ox.ac.uk (Partially Grown Rhododendron)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Cleese commercial !
Date: 10 Apr 92 14:17:18 GMT
Reply-To: pgr@ecs.ox.ac.uk (Partially Grown Rhododendron)

In <SOMMER.92Apr10134007@lebesgue.iesd.auc.dk> (alt.comedy.british),
Lars Erik Fynboe Sommer <sommer@iesd.auc.dk> writes:
[22 lines of text deleted]
% ------------------------------------------------------------------
%     Lars Erik Fynboe Sommer
%     Tambosundvej 45, 1.TV
%     9220 Aalborg 0
% 
%     E-mail: sommer@iesd.auc.dk
% ------------------------------------------------------------------
%     " If you can't laugh, you might as well be......
%        ....*DEAD*. "
%                                 -Freddy Krueger.
% 
%     " I don't know why people don't like me:
%        I'm smart, good-looking, and I have a terrific sense
%        of humour. "
%                                     -Freddy Krueger.
% 
%     " Maybe I'm drunk, and maybe you're ugly.
%       ....But tomorrow I'll be sober. "
%                                     -W.C. Fields.
% 
% 
% 
% 
% 
% 
% --
%           ************************************
%           * Adresse: Lars Erik Fynboe Sommer *
%           *          Tambosundvej 45, 1.tv   *
%           *          9220 Aalborg 0          * 
%           *                                  *
%           *  E-mail:  sommer@iesd.auc.dk     *
%           ************************************
% 
% "But first on the show we've got a man who speaks entirely in anagrams."
% "Taht si crreoct."
% "Do you enjoy it?"
% "I stom certainly od. Revy chum so."
% "Have you done 'Hamlet'?"
% "'Thamle'. 'Be ot or bot ne ot, taht is the nestqoui'."
% "And what is your next projekt?"
% "Ring Kichard the Thrid."
% "What?"
% "A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!"
% "Ahh, Ring Kichard, yes...but surely that's not an anagram, that's a 
%  spoonerism."
% "If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off." (Exit)
%                                   
%            --- Monty Python's Flying Circus, (modyfied).
% -----
% Latin Quote:  "Apudne te vel me?" (Your place or mine?)

Not bad at all.  I initially thought that the signature was part of the
article, but then I realised that Freddy Krueger had never had anything
to do with John Cleese.  So the second signature was slightly on
target; but why include a `modyfied' quote?  Anyway, we got his e-mail
address twice, his name twice, his address twice, lots and lots of
blank lines, 5 quotes, and an ugly box.

I don't quite have the scientific methods of some posters, but this
smacks to me of being about a 8.0.

pihl
-- 
|| Phil Richards      pgr@prg.oxford.ac.uk, ...!uunet!mcsun!uknet!ox-prg!pgr ||
|>>>>>> Useless disclaimer: I can hardly speak intelligently for myself <<<<<<|
|>>>>>> so there is no chance that I will be speaking for anybody else. <<<<<<|
|| ``Intelligence is alien to me; I'm a computer scientist'' -- almost Spock ||
From: uril@yang.earlham.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Hi
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:07:25 GMT
Article-I.D.: yang.1992Apr14.150725.16970
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana


 mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
> 
> Hi, my name is Melvin Gladstone, and I want to be your friend.
> 
> 
> ########################################################
> #                                                      #
> #   *   *  *****  *     *   *  ***  *   *     ||||||   #
> #   ** **  *      *     *   *   *   **  *     |    |   #
> #   * * *  ***    *      * *    *   * * *    ( o  o )  #
> #   *   *  *      *      * *    *   *  **     \ __ /   #
> #   *   *  *****  *****   *    ***  *   *      \__/    #
> #                                                      #
> #   My middle name is Millard (after Millard Fillmore) #
> #                                                      #
> #       Let's all be friends!  I have no e-mail.       #
> #                                                      #
> ########################################################

Do I need to add any commentary to this one?

-- 
_____________________________________________________________________________
Uri J. Lessing | Earlham College | Richmond Indiana | Psychology Major
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		Spam in a Cabin | Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
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From: weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: farms
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:34:11 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology

In article <emulcahy.702742368@unix2.tcd.ie>,
		emulcahy@unix2 (QUETZALCOATL              MONTEZUMA OAXACA TENOCHTITLAN INTI RAYNI RA CHICHEN ITZA TLAXCALA MACCHU PICCHU CUZCO AKRANES REKJAVIK AKUYEYRI KEFLAVIK HAFNAFJIORDHUR GODTHAAB THULE MINNESOTA NORTHSTARS SEATTLE SEAHAWKS KON-TIKI) writes:
>[article omitted]     
-- 
No .signature, but a somewhat long user name.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: My bird sig file copyright
Date: 13 Apr 92 04:06:03 GMT
Article-I.D.: world.BMMoq3.29A
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)

I found this gem in rec.arts.misc, and I'm including the whole article
since it is truly inspirational.  Also, I plan to sell copies of her
bird for $500 each, and she's never going to see a penny.  Bwahahahahahaha!

In article <57318@cup.portal.com> LadyHawke@cup.portal.com (Classic - Concepts) writes:
>   Well, from the letters and feedback I'm getting from friends, it appears
>that a lot of folks are ripping off my bird.  While I'm flattered that folks
>like it enough to want to 'make it their own', I'm not very happy that
>it is being taken in whole or in part and not credited.  My bird has shown
>up on the masthead of about 3 bulletin boards, in dozens of sig files and var
>other places, without my permission.
>   I spent a lot of time and effort designing this little ASCII gem.  Almost
>2 whole days.  Please don't rip it off, and if you do, credit me as the
>original (and only) artist and author.
>
>   Thank you,                      Julie Petersen, Computer Artist
>                                                                      /
>                                                     \             / / 
>                                                      \\\' ,      / // 
>                                                       \\\//    _/ //' 
>         __ _________________________________________   \_-//' /  //<' 
>        ///  Julie Petersen  (LadyHawke@cup.portal.com    \ ///  <//'  
>       ///           Classic_-_Concepts@cup.portal.com)   /  >>   \\\` 
> __   ///                                                /,)-^>>  _\`  
> \\\ ///        This image is copyright 1987 - 1992      (/   \\ / \\\ 
>  \\///                 Julie K. Petersen                      //  //\\\
>   ----------------------------------------------------      ((`   
>                                                

Amazing how some ASCII art can take five YEARS to create.  Hefty!
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: ugh.
Date: 15 Apr 92 07:52:32 GMT
Organization: Canon Research Centre Europe Ltd

rmcglinc@ugly.ucs.indiana.edu (Rick McGlinchey) writes:
:
|INTERNET:  bill@Celestial.COM   Bill Campbell; Celestial Software
|UUCP:   ...!thebes!camco!bill   6641 East Mercer Way
|             uunet!camco!bill   Mercer Island, WA 98040; (206) 947-5591
|SPEED COSTS MONEY -- HOW FAST DO YOU WANT TO GO?
:
|Caps from hell     	1.0
|Stupid quote		1.0
|Multiple addresses	3.0 <1 pt each>
|Full home address	1.0 <who cares where he lives?>
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wow! Bill must work *real* hard at Celestial Software.

Tx. [Cliff Stoll's blood brother no doubt]
--
-- /: write failed, file system is full                tim@crash.canon.co.uk
-- sed: /usr/tim/.signature: No space left on device        Tim F O'Donoghue
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: me@grmbl.saar.de (Martin Emmerich)
Subject: Re: BGH: Weite Teile der Parteienfinanzierung sind verfassungswidrig!
Reply-To: me@grmbl.saar.de
Organization: ME Inc.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 15:44:16 GMT

In <1992Apr15.092749.25366@tpki.toppoint.de> marit@tpki.toppoint.de (Marit Hansen) writes:

.
:

>-- 
>*** Marit Hansen *** mail-addresses: marit@tpki.toppoint.de    *** (whitespaces:
>*** Jessstr. 25  ***                 marit@mahaki.toppoint.de  ***             
>*** DW-2300 Kiel *** phone: ah, well, better you don't call me ***             )
>*** Germany      *** 4 lines and 80 columns are not very much, otherwise I could
>-- 
>*** Marit Hansen *** mail-addresses: marit@tpki.toppoint.de    *** (whitespaces:
>*** Jessstr. 25  ***                 marit@mahaki.toppoint.de  ***             
>*** DW-2300 Kiel *** phone: ah, well, better you don't call me ***             )
>*** Germany      *** 4 lines and 80 columns are not very much, otherwise I could


ARGL! GRMBL! HRMPFT!

-- 
    /|/>        /         ,---                  /    Internet address:
   /  / _   __-/- o _    /-- __  __  _  __ o _ /_       me@grmbl.saar.sub.org
  /  /_/_(_/(_/(_(_/ (  /___//(_//(_(/_/(_(_(_/ (    or emma@cs.uni-sb.de
======== I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues. ========
Organization: Little, if any.
X-Mac-Bust:   The Best Way To accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8m/s^2
Date: Tuesday, 7 Apr 1992 12:48:42 EDT
From: Charles Fee <CXF111@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Suaron for alt.r-n-r.metal PRESIDENT!
 <1992Apr6.235226.28172@sbcs.sunysb.edu>

In article <1992Apr6.235226.28172@sbcs.sunysb.edu>,
ggregori@engws10.ic.sunysb.edu (Greg "Killing Fingers" Gregoriou) says:
>--
>
>    I'm somewhat of a           /                       \
>                              /X/                       \X\
>      BULLSHITTER            |XX\         _____         /XX|
>                             |XXX\     _/       \_     /XXX|
>    myself. But sometimes     \XXXXXXX             XXXXXXX/
>                                \XXXX    ^     ^    XXXXX/
>    I enjoy listening to             |   0     0   |
>                                      |           |
>     an expert...                      \         /
>                                        \       /
>    PLEASE                               | O_O |
>            CARRY                         \ _ /
>                    ON!!!
>
>                                ________________________________
>                                 ggregori@csserv2.ic.sunysb.edu |
>                                 ggregori@ccmail.sunysb.edu     |
>                                --------------------------------

19 lines, pathetic ascii graphic, tons of whitespace..

---
Charles A. Fee                           I'd Rather Be FTPing...
cxf111@psuvm.psu.edu
From: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: The Ren Maneuver
Date: 17 Apr 92 03:05:09 GMT
Reply-To: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Arizona

In alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy, c164-if@virgo (Mikey Stritt) signs:
>      __  __       _
>     /  \/  |  _  | |  __                    "Battle ye not with monsters,
>    /       | |_| | | / /  ___   __    __     lest ye become a monster."
>   /        |  _  | |/ /  / _ \  \ \  / /           - Nietzsche -
>  /  /| /|  | | | |   <   | __/   \ \/ /
> /  / |/ |  | | | | |\ \  ||__     \  /      "Thou hast besquirted me,
>/__/     |__| |_| |_| \_\ \___|    / /        O leotarded one."
>              ____________________/ /         - Sheriff of Dodge City -
>             |_____________________/          

BUAF:			1
2 bizarre quotes:	2
Plenty o' whitespace:	1
No e-mail address:	1
9 lines long:		2
Total:                  7

-- 
Dave Schaumann			dave@cs.arizona.edu
From: weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: [comp.graphics]
Date: 8 Apr 92 13:08:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: netnews.73205
Reply-To: weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: erich@eye.com (Eric Haines)

In article <1992Apr7.092622.27362@eye.com>, erich@eye (Eric Haines) writes:
>
>     O~~*           /_) ' / /   /_/ '  ,   ,  ' ,_  _           \|/
>   - ~ -~~~~~~~~~~~/_) / / /   / / / (_) (_) / / / _\~~~~~~~~~~~zap!
> /       \                          (_) (_)                    / | \
> |       |     Bill Higgins   Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory
> \       /     Bitnet:     HIGGINS@FNALB.BITNET
>   -   -       Internet:  HIGGINS@FNAL.FNAL.GOV
>     ~         SPAN/Hepnet:      43011::HIGGINS

>7 lines o' fun, 3 email addresses, 3 row font, hideous graphic of a circle;
>what more could one want?  (Well, he does need a quote to fill in that lower
>right corner)

But that mess on the left is not supposed to be a circle.  It's a very
accurate rendition of the original design for Fermilab, which is only
approximately circular.  You see, under the high energy conditions of
a particle accelerator (note the zap!), the value of pi increases a bit,
the resulting distortion effect is noticeable, and so requires a slight
non-circularity.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: dougo@sting.Berkeley.EDU (Doug Orleans)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Well, someone had to do it.
Date: 11 Apr 92 21:14:20 GMT
Article-I.D.: sting.DOUGO.92Apr11161420
Organization: /usr/users/dougo/.organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: sting.berkeley.edu

\begin{warlord}
Tx. [like my new .signature?]
--
	I am Marc Seebass. My intersest include role-playing, 
science-fiction, Star Trek, Dr. Who, Dolphins, sailing, Scuba, Physics, 
Computers (particularly virtual reality), J.R.R.Tolken, Comic-books
(particularly Spider-Man when he is writen well),  Tae Kwon-Do (I'm a 
first degree black belt), other martial arts, sex (ie. I hope to try it 
sometime), and many other things. My vital statistics are as follows:

                                         +------------------------------------+
Race          : Gallifreyan              | Quotes:                            |
Height        : 6'4"                     | "I can fell it comming in the air  |
Weight        : 190                      |  tonight, oh Lord." -Phill Collins |
Eyes          : Blue with a hint of gold |                                    | 
Hair          : Brown                    | "An open foe may prove a curse, but|
Vital Signs   : Still here               |  a pretended friend is worse."     |
Marital status: very single (hint, hint) |                  -John Gay         |
Address       :{personal information     |                                    |
Box #         : deleted to protect       | "Imagination is more impotant than |
Extention     : the guilty}              |  knowledge." -Albert Einstein      |
-----------------------------------------+------------------------------------+
Ps. A Hoerner walls amplify sound.

\end{warlord}

Found in alt.fan.warlord, "of all places".  Gee, Tx, shouldn't you
know better?  I mean you could have at least slipped in a Bart or an
Enterprise or two.

--
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: from rec.humor(noway! way!)
Date: 8 Apr 92 01:26:57 GMT
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University


>           .x           #I                                   V
>   .r.,   .x    .r.,  ..x  .x. .x.                           |
> jP` jP   dT  jP` jP   dT   #|/:M'   |/            _____     |
>jP  ,M'  jM  jP  ,M'  jM   jM' jP   /| []T[]_|_   |.....|  |\|/\
>q#,/qMr  +|r q#,/qMr  +|r  +|  M;.   |  _|_==|   |#o###o#| \ = /
> '                 '                 | /   \ |   |#######| / = \
>alain@concour.cs.concordia.ca       /|\\___//|\  |#o###o#| \_R_/

It would take some serious bullshit to convince me that I have not 
just discovered the most FOUL, EVIL person on the net, beacuse noone
else would unleash this on the rest of us,


Adam Levin		st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"Is college hard or easy? It's easy! Just remember
 the three magic words! Sink or Swim!!!"
		--Matt Groening, _School is Hell_
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: from comp.sys.ibm.pc.misc
In-reply-to: wkeown@ducvax.auburn.edu's message of 3 Apr 92 13:44:19 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 10:05:13 EDT

In article <1992Apr3.084419.2239@ducvax.auburn.edu> wkeown@ducvax.auburn.edu writes:
>In message <1992Apr2.050716.631@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu>,
> ujabanco@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (John Abanco) signed:
>
>>-- 
>>--My life is such a mess,I end  | INTERNET: ujabanco@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu
>>  up typing.... umop apisdn.    | FIDONET :
>>        John Abanco             | john.abanco@f769.n115.z1.fidonet.org 
>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
>Nomination for Most Creative Use of a Simple Font
>   in a Usenet Post
>      on a Thursday

Shouldn't that be "ap!sdn"?

--
 - Rich Holmes                            rich@suhep.bitnet or
   Syracuse U. Physics Dept.              rich@suhep.phy.syr.edu

		 How's my .sig?  Call 1-800-WAR-LORD
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kens@css.itd.umich.edu (Ken Small)
Subject: Re: Killing Joke (help needed)
Organization: Univ. of Michigan ITD Consulting & Support Services
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 22:08:20 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.133657.6340@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00pebenson@bsu-ucs.uucp (Etrigan) writes:
>In article <1992Apr08.231442.69690@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, clk0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHARLES LAYFIELD KEMMERER) writes:
>> My friend recently gave me some of his comics and among them was a copy of
>> Batman:The Killing Joke.  The problem is that I don't know how to tell if its
>> a first printing or not.  It has red printing on the cover if that helps.
>> Please e-mail me with any responses.
>
>I'm pretty sure that the first print had blue printing, not red.
>
>
>sorry
>
>-- 
_____________________________           |            _________________________
00PEBENSON@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu |          |           | Paul-Jon Benson          |
-----------------------------|          |           | Wagoner Complex  Box 213 |
"More than I want the        | ========   ========  | The Indiana Academy      |
Nazarene's heart on an ivory |           \          | for Science, Mathematics,|
platter...More than I want to|             \        | and Humanities           |
bathe in angel's blood while |       \     /        | Ball State Campus        |
the Lord of Hosts drowns in  |         \ /          | Muncie, IN  47306        |
banshee's excrement . . .     --------------------------------------------------
I want YOU, Constantine."  --The First of the Fallen,  `HELLBLAZER'|     
-------------------------------------------------------------------


5 lines of attibuted text, 4 lines of followup (2 blank), 14 line sig.

Big ugly ASCII BOC symbol, Geekorific(tm) quote, plently o' _'s and |'s,
Nice long address, and he's from Muncie.  Rates a 6.
-- 
Ken Small
kens@umich.edu
Consulting and Support Services, University of Michigan
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: ward@math.psu.edu (Brian Ward)
Subject: [psu.forsale] MUST sell 1982 Honda Prelude!
Organization: The Society for Green Traffic Lights
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 00:07:25 GMT

it was a member of the happy 80 col club 'till i knocked off a char from each
line. whee. enjoy.

In article <1992Apr13.085655.19076@icf.hrb.com> j1w@icf.hrb.com (J. Douglas Works) writes:
( ___ )						         	        ( ___ )
 |~~~|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|~~~|
 |~~~| "Nobility is not a birthright;       |     ~ j1w@hrb.icf.com ~    |~~~|
 |~~~|  It is defined by one's actions."  -----   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~    |~~~|
 |~~~|                                      |                            |~~~|
 |~~~|               - from "Robin Hood"    |         Acts  20:24        |~~~|
 |~~~|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|~~~|
(_____)									(_____)