From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Philosophy joke
Date: 18 Dec 92 15:47:23 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

Anybody got one?  Or more?  A visit from someone with a phud in philosophy
is dropping by, and I only have one joke.

I can't believe I'm actually making a request for jokes!

E-mail'em please!

Bad joke follows:

The curator of the national zoo calls on the Great White Hunter.

He says, "Great White Hunter, we need a giraffe."  The Great White
Hunter gets on his ship and goes swim, swim, swim, across the ocean,
then he goes chop, chop, chop, through the jungle, where he comes
upon Tarzan.

Tarzan is painting black stripes on white zebras, white stripes
on black zebras, and black-and-white stripes on invisible zebras.

The Great White Hunter says, "Tarzan, can you help me?  We need a
giraffe."

Tarzan goes swing, swing, swing, through the jungle, and swing,
swing, swing back, and delivers a giraffe.  The Great White Hunter
says, "Thanks, Tarzan."

The Great White Hunter then goes chop, chop, chop, through the
jungle, and swim, swim, swim, across the ocean, and back to the
zoo, and he says, "Here's your giraffe."

The curator says, "Great White Hunter, we also need a lion."  The 
Great White Hunter gets on his ship and goes swim, swim, swim,
across the ocean, then he goes chop, chop, chop, through the 
jungle, where he comes upon Tarzan.

Tarzan is painting black stripes on white zebras, white stripes
on black zebras, and black-and-white stripes on invisible zebras.

The Great White Hunter says, "Tarzan, can you help me?  We need a
lion."

Tarzan goes swing, swing, swing, through the jungle, and swing,
swing, swing back, and comes back with a lion.  The Great White
Hunter says, "Thanks, Tarzan."

The Great White Hunter then goes chop, chop, chop, through the
jungle, and swim, swim, swim, across the ocean, and back to the
zoo, and he says, "Here's your lion."

The curator says, "Great White Hunter, I'm sorry to bother you again,
but we also need an elephant."  The Great White Hunter gets on his
ship and goes swim, swim, swim, across the ocean, then he goes chop,
chop, chop, through the jungle, where he comes upon Tarzan.

Tarzan is painting black stripes on white zebras, white stripes
on black zebras, and black-and-white stripes on invisible zebras.

The Great White Hunter says, "Tarzan, can you help me?  We need an
elephant."

Tarzan goes swing, swing, swing, through the jungle, and swing,
swing, swing back, and he has an elephant with him.  The Great 
White Hunter says, "Thanks, Tarzan."

The Great White Hunter then goes chop, chop, chop, through the
jungle, and swim, swim, swim, across the ocean, and back to the
zoo, and he says, "Here's your elephant."

Now, the Great White Hunter has some time to think, and he
wonders, why is Tarzan always painting black stripes on white
zebras, white stripes on black zebras, and black-and-white
stripes on invisible zebras.

So he goes swim, swim, swim, across the ocean, then he goes chop,
chop, chop, through the jungle, and there's Tarzan.

Tarzan is painting black stripes on white zebras, white stripes
on black zebras, and black-and-white stripes on invisible zebras.

The Great White Hunter says, "Tarzan, I just have to know.  Why
are you always painting black stripes on white zebras, white stripes
on black zebras, and black-and-white stripes on invisible zebras?"

And Tarzan says, "Didn't you know?


        Tarzan Stripes Forever!"