From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: news.admin.misc,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Clearly NOT a FORGERY
Date: 11 Nov 92 00:05:06 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

news@wolves.uucp (The Wolfe of the Den) writes:
>drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
<deleted>

>Casting aspersions on NCSU because you are technically out-of-date is
>hardly conducive to you (already lacking) net.reputation.
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                   USENET NEWS STANDARD FOLLOW-UP FORM

           
I TOOK EXCEPTION TO YOUR RECENT POST TO ___ news.admin.misc ___.
			         		(newsgroup)

IT WAS:

XXX LAME.
___ STUPID.
XXX MUCH LONGER THAN ANY WORTHWHILE THOUGHT OF WHICH YOU MAY BE CAPABLE.   

YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THE FACT THAT:

___ WHAT YOU POSTED HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE.
    (Mark only if above checked)
    ___ IT WAS DONE BETTER THE LAST TIME.
___ YOUR POST WAS A PATHETIC IMITATION OF   ______________________.
					      (net.personality)
___ YOUR POST CONTAINED SPELLING ERRORS.
XXX YOUR POST CONTAINED GRAMMAR ERRORS.
___ YOUR POST WAS AN OBVIOUS FORGERY.
    (Mark only if above checked)
    ___ IT WAS DONE CLUMSILY.
XXX YOU HAVE A LAME LOGIN NAME.
XXX YOUR MACHINE HAS A STUPID NAME.
___ YOU REPOSTED AN ENTIRE ARTICLE ONLY TO ADD ___ NEW LINES OF TEXT.
XXX YOU FLAMED SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN AROUND FAR LONGER THAN YOU.
XXX YOU FLAMED SOMEONE WHO IS FAR MORE INTELLIGENT AND WITTIER THAN YOU.
___ YOUR LINES ARE 80 COLUMNS LONG OR LONGER. PLEASE ADJUST.
___ YOU FAILED TO CHECK THE FOLLOWUPS-TO: LINE.


XXX THE .SIG YOU APPENDED IS RIDICULOUS BECAUSE (check all that apply):
    ___ YOU HAVE ___ SNAIL MAIL ADDRESSES WHICH NO ONE USES ANYMORE.
    ___ YOU HAVE ___ PHONE NUMBERS FOR PEOPLE TO USE IN PRANK CALLS.
    XXX YOU HAVE LISTED YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES, WHICH NORMALLY CAN BE FOUND IN
        THE HEADER AND SO IS REDUNDANT.
    XXX YOU HAVE LISTED MULTIPLE EMAIL ADDRESSES. ARE YOU REALLY EXPECTING
        PEOPLE TO SEND EMAIL TO YOU IN TRIPLICATE? 
    XXX YOU INCLUDED A STUPID DISCLAIMER.
        (Mark only if above also)
         XXX YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT BEING WITTY IN THE DISCLAIMER FAILED.
    XXX YOU INCLUDED
        (Mark all that apply) 
         XXX A STUPID SELF-QUOTE.
	 ___ A STUPID QUOTE FROM A NET.NOBODY.
         ___ A RUSH QUOTE.
         ___ A LAME ASCII GRAPHIC OF (Choose all that apply):
             ___ USS ENTERPRISE
             ___ AUSTRALIA
             ___ COMPANY LOGO
             ___ BICYCLE

FURTHERMORE:

___ YOU HAVE GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF _________________________
						        (newsgroup)
___ YOU HAVE GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF THE NET.
___ YOU MUST HAVE SPENT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IN A SKINNER BOX TO BE THIS
    CLUELESS.
___ THIS HAS BEEN POINTED OUT TO YOU BEFORE.
XXX IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT:
    (check all that apply)
    XXX YOU FIND A VOLCANO AND THROW YOURSELF IN.
    ___ YOU GET A GUN AND SHOOT YOURSELF.
    ___ GET A LIFE.

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