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From: mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak)
Subject: DOOL:  TAN:   Joanna is a Goddess
Keywords: I succumb
Organization: AT&T
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 17:12:08 GMT


This will come as a shock to many, but it must be done.  As of today, 
August 21, in the year of our lords 12,  I officially abdicate the
throne of King Postamatic.

Joanna, aka Her Lemoness, has shown skills and virtues far beyond my
comprehension.  As I was in the throws of a nasty email besieging by
the net.police, she heroically rescued me and opened the gates to 
the world.  Her valor and bravery were inspiring.

I would like to make a formal motion, out of respect to my former Queen,
who incidentally never acknowledged her title, but I digress.  I move
that her Royal Lemonhood *not* be known as the Post-a-Matic supreme or
even *Queen* Post-a-Matic as those titles just do not honour her enough.
I move that from this day forward, we will refer to her majesty as ....

	JOANNA, GODDESS OF THE NET


If anyone needs to get in touch I will be spending some time on Elba.

Humbly,

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From: doreen@svl.cdc.com (Doreen Matsuzaki)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL -- Who does she think she is??
Date: 12 Aug 92 17:37:33 GMT

acb@moscom.UUCP (Amy Bourquin) writes:

>>In article <seVy7R_00iUxM2AzVQ@andrew.cmu.edu>, lf01+@andrew.cmu.edu (Liz Fox):
>>|> think we will just forget that Lizardo raped her "best friend"

> It worked for Jack Kayla and Steve. Why not Bo Carly and Larry. Reality check!

No, no, no.  Steve, Kayla, and most of all Jack NEVER forgot what had
happened.  It took Steve and especially Kayla a LONG time to come to
terms with the rape and for Kayla to accept Jack as part of her family.
Remember, the hesitation she made when allowing Jack and Jennifer to
babysit Stephanie?  

As for Jack, I don't think he will ever forgive himself for what he
did.  This played a huge part in his and Jennifer's relationship.
Because of the rape, he will probably always have a very low self
esteem.  Jack has never forgotten it and was extremely tentative and
careful with Jennifer -- many times asking her if she was sure about
it.

With Lawrence, I don't ever remember him feeling any kind of remorse
for raping Jennifer.  He has never tried to talk to Jennifer and ask
for her forgiveness.  And his attitudes towards any (except with Carrie)
sexual encounter has not been tentative.

I would hope that once Lawrence finds out that Carly hid her pregnancy
from him that he would want nothing at all to do with her.  I agree
that they do have a certain amount of chemistry together due to their
portrayers relationship, but the writers need to be very careful in
how they pursue Larry's and Carpet's relationship.

-- Papayoooooooo

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From: asao5@convx1.lerc.nasa.gov (Kris Gessner)
Subject: OLTL: TAN
Keywords: Read this, it is VERY funny!!
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 12:03:03 GMT


All OLTL readers:  I saw this in the All My Children group and
thought I'd pass it on to this group also.  I know many of you
watch AMC and do read those posts, but for those of you who
don't, enjoy!!!

ORIGINAL POST:

Article 62409 of rec.arts.tv.soaps:
From: aj@storm.CS.ORST.EDU (AJ)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: AMC: TAN Seminars for Men
Date: 12 Aug 92 18:20:48 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Oregon State University
Originator: aj@storm.CS.ORST.EDU


OK...I know this has nothing to do with AMC and it is completely
and utterly sexist, but I couldn't help myself. If you are female
(and I have a feeling that the majority of this groups readers are)
you will mostly likely have the best laugh of the day reading this.
However, if you are male, you may not like the following, but
please calm your initial reaction to flame me.  I did put TAN in
the Subject, and I am giving you plenty of warning that this
is sexist material.

*flame suit on**

If you do not wish to see this, hit 'n' now...






OK...you've made it this far, now for the humor!  Enjoy! And feel free
to distribute at will.  (btw, no I did not write this, and I dont know
who did, so this is posted w/out permission).

-aj


----------

SEMINARS FOR MEN:

Once again, the female staff will be offering courses to men of all
marital status.  Please note, the names of some of the courses have
been changed.  Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is
mandatory.

 1.  Combatting Stupidity
 2.  You Too Can Do Housework
 3.  PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
 4.  How to Fill an Ice Tray
 5.  We do not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas.  GIVE US MONEY.
 6.  Understanding the Female Response to your Coming in Drunk at 3am
 7.  Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash my Silks")
 8.  Parenting - No, it Doesn't End with Conception.
 9.  How not to Act like an Ass, When you are Obviously Wrong
10.  Get a Life - Learn to Cook.
11.  Spelling - Even you can get it right
12.  You - The Weaker Sex
13.  Reasons to give Flowers
14.  How to stay awake after sex
15.  Why it is Unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the Washroom
16.  Garbage - Getting it to the Curb.
17.  #101 - You Can Fall Asleep With Out It - If You Really Try
     #102 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
18.  I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
19.  How to put the toilet lid down (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet")
20.  Give me a Break - Why we know your excuses are B.S.
21.  The Weekend and Sports are NOT Synonymous
22.  How to Go Shopping with your Mate without Getting Lost
23.  The Remote Control - Overcoming your Dependency
24.  Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
25.  Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
26.  Changing your Underwear - It Really Works
27.  How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
28.  You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
29.  Male Bonding - Leaving your Friends at Home
30.  Fluffing the Blankets after Releasing Gas is NOT Necessary
31.  The Attainable Goal - Omitting !@#$&$ From Your Vocabulary
32.  Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Thursday, 20 Aug 1992 08:58:46 MST
From: <IDSWB@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: TAN : New Core!!!!!

In article <9208152240.AA02720@ap1pyr.us.oracle.com>, escheele@us.oracle.com
("The Mad Poet") says:
>
>Toomces writes:
>
>>Mesdames et Messieus: (Drum roll, please)
>
>>        I would like to introduce to the net a new Core Brother.
>>(Do you feel the excitement?) His civilian name is Rick Morris.
>>(Spotlight cue) But, he will henceforth be known as (The tension
>>is almost unbearable)....Core Non DaCobb. (Applause deafening.)
>>        Welcome to the brotherhood!
>
Welcome Core Non DaCobb.  I apologize for not welcomming you earlier.  Ya know
what happens when classes begin at a university.  A week or two before you
can't remember you name, let alone remember to post.  I actually went a whole
day (Monday) without even posting.  I can't believe it when I think about it.
Wow!  I'm sure you'll never let that happen to you will you Core Non DaCobb?

Well, before more students come and request overrides.......

Bye for now, and again Welcome

Quince

 ****Posting can be fun***Try It You'll Like It***Beward, It's Addicting*****
 * What others may expect of you may be   *      IDSWB @ ASUACAD            *
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From: sheri@cbnewse.cb.att.com (sherlyn.k.johnson)
Subject: Re: AMC: TAN: Little House on the Prairie
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 14:37:06 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.150741.19003@Princeton.EDU>, steph@ivy.Princeton.EDU (Stephanie Eggers) writes:
> From: kamata01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
> Organization: University of Louisville
> Message-ID: <1992Aug10.153829.1@ulkyvx.louisville.edu>
> 
> 
> Let me think now, wasn't Jenny the adopted daughter of Laura and
> her husband, what was his name?  I thought Jenny was his (Laura's husband)
> niece and she came to live with Laura and her husband.  I can't remember
> his name I think Laura used to call him Manly or something like that.
> I remember something about a fire and Jenny saved Laura's little girl
> from the fire.  Can anybody help?  This is terrible not being able to
> remember.  
> 
> Stephanie Eggers

Laura's husband's real name is Almonzo Wilder.


Sheri J.
From: KARENK@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: OLTL
Date: 18 Aug 92 00:12:48 GMT
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center

Deanna wrote about Kevin not being questioned as to his qualifications for
being a good parent...(still don't know how to lift part of previous article),
and I agree!!!  I had the same thoughts when watching the trial--why wasn't
Kevin questioned???   IOAS, but it just wasn't very realistic.  I also believe
the judge usually has one-on-one conversations with the parents, not just
a court "trial".  I am still wondering though if Asa didn't buy this guy off.
He made some comment after Kevin won that made me think his dirty hands were
in on this one.  While I liked seeing Jason take Duke "just for the night",
it will probably really screw up the chances for Leeann to get him back.
However, Vicki and/or Kim may tire real fast of being the new built-in baby-
sitters, while Kevin is out "bonding" with the Buchanan boys.  Which also still
gets to me...Asa going on and on and on....AND ON!!!! about the "BUCHANAN
BLOOD", etc., when Kevin is NOT a Buchanan!!!  Yep, a few hours with the baby,
dirty diapers and all, are definitely in order for Kevin to see what it's
like being sole custody...

Karen
From: psr@calmasd.Prime.COM (Peggy Randalls)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: SB: Nicholas Walker (Frank)
Date: 19 Aug 92 16:17:55 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Computervision, San Diego, CA

> 
> Yes, please do.  I would appreciate it.  Thanks.
> 
> >
> >Lisa
> 
> Joyce

I second that, please do! :-)

Thanks,
Peggy
From: amg@boriquen.austin.ibm.com
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: GH: New Character (Marco Dane)
Date: 20 Aug 92 14:42:03 GMT
Distribution: rec
Organization: IBM, Austin

I remember from my OLTL days that Marco Dane was also a pretty funny
guy.  I can't wait to see Marco and Scott in the same room together!

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From: lf01+@andrew.cmu.edu (Liz Fox)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re:  DOOL:  TAN:  Weddings
Date: 13 Aug 92 13:52:16 GMT
Organization: Office of the Dean - CFA, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

[Kix not Lix]
 
My darling Poet writes:
 
>My Sweet Pickle writes:
>
>>>Just wanted to get in one last post before I take off from
>>>work today.  I wanted to thank you all for the support 
>>>I have gotten from you over the past couple monthes.  You
>>>are all wonderful, and I hope that someday I can meet each
>>>one of you in person.
>
>Lemon-fresh JJoy responds:
>
>>Sniff...no Pickle for two weeks.  How will the Mad Poet survive?
>
>Gee, Lemon, thanks for the concern, but I think I'll make it.  I'm just
>happy for Pickle and Mr. Pickle.
>
>And, of course, my Darling Kiwi is back to help me through... right, 
>Kiwi?...
>
>...Kiwi?...
 
My dearest Mad, I'm here, I'm here.  You know I'd never abandon you in
your time of trouble.  
 
>Hasta,
 
Later Babe,
 
>Core Onary, the Mad Poet
 
Kix
From: NMBCU@CUNYVM.BITNET (Nelson Broat)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: TAN: Happy Birthday!
Date: 19 Aug 92 18:10:52 GMT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

In article <w5-wr*G31@cecily.UUCP>, rose@cecily.UUCP (Rose M. Delckum) says:
>
>Happy Birthday Sis Coconut
>Love,
>
>Rosita La Guavita, who's 1 day younger than Sis Coconut

Oh I'm definitely out of it. While I'm away the figster has a birthday
which I didn't know about and now there are even more. So...

Happy birthday Guava
Happy birthday Coconut

Oh and if I understand correctly at least one more happy birthday is in
order, albiet also a bit late. ... Happy birthday Tangy.

Hope I'm not missing anyone else. Does anyone have a list of peel b'days.
Anything to make it easier to keep up with you gals, which for sure, is
no small feat. :)
                                                              Nelson
From: tburgess@us.oracle.com (Terri Servantes Burgess)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: OLTL:   Sassie Cassie
Date: 12 Aug 92 15:32:16 GMT




Is it me...or is Cassie just being a baby....She seemed to be thru out
her character's life to be one who was willing to take the risk at all
costs....now she is afraid to stand up with Andrew like this.....

And then to throw Megan in his face...I don't think that was fair at
all......unless I missed something...I think that was very uncalled
for......

I know Cassie has taken a beating from losing Bo to Sarah....but in her
past she has gone thru things that were just as bad or worse....

I don't understand this change in character....

Please let me know your input.......thanks tia
From: DBBARBER@MACC.WISC.EDU ("Deborah B. Barber")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Y&R: Divorce, property, Victor & Ashley
Date: 12 Aug 92 15:59:00 GMT

When John Abbott and Jill were divorced, she ended up with a hunk of Jabot,
Inc.  Do you think the writers are planning to have Ashley make a play for a
big share of Newman Enterprises?  This might fit in with Jack's ongoing plots
against Victor.....Also, when Ash and Victor married, the normally placid
John Abbott told Victor he'd better not hurt his daughter.  Now Victor has
hurt her, will John join with his elder kids to free Jabot from Newman's
empire?
 
What do you all think?
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: kudra@hubcap.clemson.edu (sallie j kudra)
Subject: Re: DOOL: Thursday, August 20th
Organization: Clemson University
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 12:49:31 GMT

sally@anableps.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson) writes:
  

Stuff deleted cause it has no bearing on my follow-up.....


>Now, shock of shocks. I really enjoyed Kim freaking out, it was so funny.
>And I think it was meant to be funny. This split personality might not
>be that bad. And I think--even though I am in the minority--that Patsy
>is a far better actress than Crystal, and that she might carry this whole
>thing off. I look forward to this far more than the Carly/Bo/Lawrence
>triangle. I do like Philip. The actor is not bad looking. And I think
>he could be an interesting character. Oh, oh, is this grounds for being
>kicked out of the famiglia? Are the Timinator and I going to be ostercized
>from the group?

Nope, sis, I'll be right there along with you and the wanna be boy-toy.

>Though the best part of the day was Lisanne buttering up Viv. And Viv
>and Lisanne calling a truce to topple Ickie, who single-handedly won over
>the board of directors. Viv's comment about if she had been there she would
>have shut her up was a riot. And Lizard/Auntie Mame from Hell/Lisanne
>are so great. Better yet Lisanne was a little less of floor mate today.
>Again Lynn sure outshines Crystal. The friction between her and Viv is
>great. And they both are equal matches. I don't know whom to root for.


Amen.  They were absolutely marvelous.  These two are wonderful together.
Give us more Lis..... oh no, I almost put in a death sentence mantra.  Eeek.


>Well, those are just my unhumble opinions...


>Spud--a week a number of hours untill FWWM; finished watching all the
>first season, the two-hour season premiere, and the following episode,
>20 more episodes to go to get caught up before next week--Peel

>Hoot, hoot



>-- 
>There's the progress we have found                ||  Sally A. Wilson
>A way to talk around the problem                  ||  Potato "Spud" Peel
>Building towered foresight isn't anything at all  || sally@mica.berkeley.edu
>Buy the sky and sell the sky and bleed the sky and tell the sky--R.E.M.

Nectarine "Timinator is still on the hit list.  Must not want that address
           after all"


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From: laurelh@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Laurel Hellerstein)
Subject: Re: GH: Meg Lawson sighting
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 00:15:58 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.163923.29503@midway.uchicago.edu> casey@chsun1.spc.uchicago.edu (Katherine Casey) writes:
>Last night I was watching CBS's new show _Freshman Dorm_ and spotted
>Insect Meg on the show.  She played a college student on a scholarship
>who was very involved with "issues" such as spreading the word about
>Kwanzaa, an African holiday.  Insect Meg looked quite pretty, and was
>clearly more at ease with her role on _FD_ than on GH.  I don't know if 
>she'll appear again because she did not become romatically involved
>with the regular guy on the show.  
>
>FYI,
>
Katherine:
You took the words right outta my mouth.. I spent 15 minutes trying
to figure out what soap she had been on (it was a long day) and 
when I realized it was GH I jumped up to post but (unlike in the
past:-) ) read the new posts first! BTW I taped the show and watched it 
today.. my student workers have been talking about the show all week long 
and how outta touch it is with reality)  She looked good
and was clearly in her element!  Good for MEG! (whatever her real name is)








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From: darcy@panix.com (Darcy Lee)
Subject: Re: AMC: Spoilers from SOW
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 23:14:07 GMT
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix & Internet, NYC

In article <1992Aug12.170307.5849@tronsbox.xei.com> trish@tronsbox.xei.com (Trish) writes:
>

>In September, Jeremy Hunter (Jean LeClerc) will be crossing over for
>good as a permanent resident of Loving's Corninth.  Although ABC woudl
>provide no details, SOW has learned that Jeremy will come to Corinth
>-- and stay -- as part of a crossover storyline invloving Loving's
>Dinalee (Jessica Collins) and AMC's violently abusive Carter 9John
>Wesley Shipp).

WHHHHHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!  the mind boggles as to how dinalee can have ANY
connection to carter...  well she was a scheming manipulator.. not anymore
though.. 




-- 
Darcy D. Lee
			BI BY NATURE!
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cmcl2!panix!darcy
From: psr@calmasd.Prime.COM (Peggy Randalls)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: SB: Connor McCabe
Date: 19 Aug 92 16:19:29 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Computervision, San Diego, CA

In article <23804@oasys.dt.navy.mil>, greenlaw@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Leila Thomas) writes:
> 
> I just got the new issue of SOD and will be posting it later this week
> or the beginning of next week.  One of the stories was about Nancy Grahn
> leaving SB.  If anyone wants me to, I will post the article in its entirety.
> 
> Leila
> 
Yes, please do.  I would appreciate it. :-)

Peggy
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: sal9e@amsun15.apma.Virginia.EDU (Stephen A. Lowe)
Subject: Re: AMC:  Say it already Doctor!
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 12:02:36 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.204357.5532@midway.uchicago.edu>
howard@chsun1.spc.uchicago.edu (Eboni Howard) writes: Boy, is
>Dr.Steven _______ getting on my nerves.  During the episodes of 8/17
>and 8/18 he was really buggin' me when he was talking to Trevor about
>Natalie needing surgery.  He kept stalling and dragging out what was
>wrong with her.  Just say what's wrong with her Doc.  He was just
>really annoying me.  Did Steven get on anyone else's nerve?  
>Eboni
>First Time Poster! Yea!

Yes!  Yes!  Even though every doctor in soap opera land is afflicted
with SOS disease, Steven has a particularly virulent case of it.  
You ask what SOS disease is?  It's Soap Opera Stutter, a debilitating
condition which makes it impossible for doctors to speak (only
stare) at the end of an hour.  They have to wait a full 24 hours
(sometimes an entire weekend) before getting up the energy to fully
explain a loved one's condition.  Even then, it may take up to half
an hour (with lots of interruptions) to put together a coherent
sentence (Steve has been hit extra hard with that symptom, which 
also completely wiped out his bedside manner).  ;-)

P.S.  Welcome First Time Poster

Marcia at sal9e@amsun15.apma.virginia.edu


Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: laurelh@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Laurel Hellerstein)
Subject: Re: AMC: TAN: Lance's update
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 00:18:47 GMT

So sorry... Lance came in loud and clear....

jUST GOTTA HAVE MY FIX ya know?



























































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From: ANDREA <alangend@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
Subject: Re: Amc:J
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 17:40:18 GMT
From: 22302LMK@MSU
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: AW: Jenna is dead meat!!!
Date: 12 Aug 92 11:50:53 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University

Ok, who wants to go with me to the NBC studios and smack the living shit out of
Jenna/Alla Korot. I mean that scene with Felicia telling her that Lorna is her
child. I knew that Jenna would act selfish and bitch as usual. After seeing Kor
ots awful performance on A Closer Look I have a feeling she acts like that all
the time. Now she will try to monopolize all of Felicia's time so that Lorna ca
n't spend anytime with her.

All those going to the Jenna Bashing, bus leaves at noon. Road trip bound:)

Lisa