From: kien@xuan.sps.mot.com (Kien Banh)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Ba.n co' bie^'t
Date: 27 Jan 93 22:59:01 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.052714.8353@ultb.isc.rit.edu> , tdn7039@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Thomas Nguyen) writes :
>In article <9301260323.AA00783@media.mit.edu>, "Tuan Tu --UNMCVM(TUANTU)" <TUANTU%UNMCVM.BITNET@MITVMA.MIT.EDU> writes:
>>Mo^~i la^`n ngu*O*`i ta mi' nhau ma^'t 9 calo^ ri ........ Ne^'u ma` co`n
>>tham lam thi` ma^'t the^m co*~ 350 chu.c nu*~a, co' khi la` ho*n nu*~a -do'
>>ne^'u ti'nh ra trong mo^.t nga`y ca'i chi cu~ng mo^.t la^`n, thi` mo^.t tua^`n
>>ma^'t he^'t mo^.t bao mo*~ la^.n -do'.  Tuy nhie^n, co' ngu*O*`i -de.p
>>nhu* la` cu?a tui, do`m tho^i la` tha^'t me^.t ngu*O*`i ro^`i, xo* xo* cu~ng
>>to^'n he^'t ca? nga`n ca lo^ ri ro^`i, he^'t xi' qua'ch co`n la`m a(n g`i
>>nu*~a...???  Bo*?i va^.y, tui -da^u co' ca^`n -dai e't bao gio*`...
>>
>     TUI HO^?NG TIN! TUI HO^?NG TIN RO^`I -DO'...
>Tre^n the^' gian na`y tui chu*a bao  ga(.p qua
>ngu*o*`i thie^'u nu*~ hoa(.c -da`n ba` na`o -de.p
>-de^'n no^~i  ma` tui  nhi`n mo^.t ca'i ma`
>-da~ la`m tui ma^'t he^'t xi' qua'ch, kie^.t que^. va`
>he^'t la`m a(n gi` nu*~a.
>
>Ne` ca(n be^.n cu?a ba'c ca^`n fa?i ba('t 3 con RUO^`I xanh o*? ta^n be^n
>Ta^y Ban Nha.  Pho*i kho^ ta'n nho? va` khuy' (sp) tra` uo^'ng thi`
>se~ phu.c ho^`i tinh tha^`n va` su*'c lu*.c  :)
>Ngoa`i ra,
>Ho^`i nho? tui nghe ca'c cu. gia` no'i ra(`ng cha^'t cao ly trong
>uo^'ng ngoa`i thoa -du'ng cho^?  se~ giu'p senior ca?i la~o hoa`n -do^`ng.
>Thanh nie^n ma` uo^'ng cao ly se~ tro*? tha`nh spanish bull!
>con ga'i ma` uo^'ng cao ly .. thi`.. ..thi` tui ho^?ng bie^'t a` nghen :)
>co' le~ se~  tro*? tha`nh senorita matador .(not sure)
>tui -doa'n mo` -do'.
>
>Bo*' SCV dr. Ruth! we need your verification and expertise.
>
>>Note:  Ca'i na`y no'i co' sa'ch ma'ch co' chu*'ng nghe ba` con.  Ai tin thi`
>>       la` chuye^.n cu?a ngu*O*`i -do', ai -da? ki'ch thi` go.i ma^'y cha
>>       kha?o cu*'u ma` la nghe, tui tha^'y sao no'i va^.y tho^i a`.
>>
>>
>>D.H.
>
>TDN- feeling funny!

Co`n co' nhu+~ng mo'n na`y dde^? tri. be^.nh lie^.t ne` :
	1) Pho+? nga^`u pi'n . A(n o+? pho^' VN vu`ng Santa Ana nhu+ng kho^ng
           ca?m tha^'y co' gi` "funny" ca? .
	2) Tha^.p Toa`n Dda.i Bo^? cua? vua Ca`n Long tho+`i Chin Dynasty .
           Dda^y la` tui ddo.c trong truye^.n chu+o+?ng .
	3) Ma'u no'ng cua? so+n du+o+ng ddu+.c hoa` vo+'i Cognac
           ro^`i uo^'ng lie^`n . Ma'u pha?i tie^'t ra tu+` ga^`n co^? ho.ng
           cua? con so+n du+o+ng ddu+.c co`n so^'ng . Ne^n du`ng lu+o+~i dao
           ba(`ng tre va` tuye^.t ddo^'i kho^ng ddu+o+.c du`ng lu+o+~i dao
           ba(`ng kim loa.i . Ca'ch na`y chi? da`nh rie^ng cho ngu+o+`i gia` ca?
           tho^i . Anh na`o du+o+'i 30 tuo^?i thi` tuye^.t ddo^'i kho^ng ddu+o+.c
           du`ng phu+o+ng thu+'c na`y , se~ nguy hie^?m cho ti'nh ma.ng . Tui
           ddo.c pha^`n na`y trong ba'o chi' ho^`i co`n o+? VN . Chu+a thu+?
           qua(lu'c ddo' chu+a ddu? tuo^?i ma`) ne^n kho^ng bie^'t co' hu+~u
           hie^.u hay kho^ng.
	4) Mo'n a(n na^'u ba(`ng testicles cua? so+n du+o+ng . Cu~ng ddo.c trong
           ba'o chi' . Chu+a bao gio+` thu+? . Tui kho^ng bie^'t na^'u mo'n na`y .
	5) Cho^`n ha^`m thuo^'c Ba('c . Tui dda~ ddu+o+.c ha^n ha.nh thu+? mo'n
           na`y va` no' co' ta'c du.ng "up all night". Tui cu~ng kho^ng bie^'t
           recipe cua? mo'n na`y .
	6) Ra('n ho^? mang xa`o ca`-ri cu`ng da heo ru+`ng(sau khi da ddu+o+.c
           deep fry trong da^`u no'ng dde^? "pop" nhu+ pop corn). Tui cu~ng dda~
           thu+? mo'n na`y . Hi`nh nhu+ no' co' ta'c du.ng "be^`n la^u" nhu+ng
           chu+a to+'i tri`nh ddo^. "up all night".
	7) Tui nghe no'i vua Minh Ma.ng tu+`ng sa`i 1 toa
           thuo^'c ma` co' the^? 1 dde^m chie^'u co^' 5
           the^ 7 thie^'p , sanh 5 dde? 7 ... gi` gi` ddo' .
           Ba.n na`o bie^'t ro~ ho+n thi` la`m o+n bo^? tu'c du`m .

Na(m ngoa'i tui co' di.p ghe' HongKong tre^n ddu+o+`ng ddi Malaysia la`m
co^ng ta'c . Thi` lu'c ghe' HK , tui ra pho^' ddi ti`m thuo^'c bo^i mu.n
cho ba` chi. ho. vi` tha(`ng con trai nho? hay bi. su+ng phu` da mo^~i khi
no' bi. muo^~i ddo^'t . Ca^`m nga~n hie^.u thuo^'c , ghe' va`o 1 tie^.m tru+ng
dda^`y ca'c loa.i thuo^'c trong chai , trong lo. . Nhi`n mo?i ca? ma('t ma`
tui va^~n kho^ng ti`m ra thuo^'c mu.n ddo' . Tui be`n xoay la.i o^ng chu?
tie^.m vo+'i ca(.p ma('t ca^`u cu+'u , chu+a ki.p to? ba`y y' muo^'n thi`
o^ng chu? tie^.m dda~ to? ra ve? hie^?u y' ma` chi? cho to^i ho^.p thuo^'c
Nha^.t Ba?n no'i ra(`ng : " This is very goooood , Japan is number one
you know" ma` o^ng ta vu+`a no'i vu+`a cu+o+`i khu'c khi'ch . To^i mo+'i
nga.c nhie^n(vi` chu+a ho?i ma` sao o^ng chu? tie^.m bie^'t mi`nh ca^n
ca'i gi` dda^y) ho?i o^?ng ve^` thuo^'c na`y . Te' ra dda^y la` thuo^'c
"ho^`i xua^n" va` co' ta'c du.ng "ke'o da`i tho+`i gian" cho nhu+~ng cu.
"ngu+o+`i gia` su+'c ye^'u" nhu+ng va^~n co`n "khi' kha'i" cua? ma`y
ra^u tuo^?i tre? . O^ng chu? tie^.m tha^'y to^i nga^.p ngu+`ng be`n
chi? qua 1 loa.i thuo^'c kha'c ma` ra(`ng : " This is from China . Not
good as Japan's . Cheaper though". Dde^'n dda^y thi` to^i mo+'i kha'm
pha' ra la` tie^.m na`y chi? specialize ve^` ca'c loa.i thuo^'c
"cu+o+`ng du+o+ng" ma` nhi`n thoa'ng qua , tui pho?ng ddoa'n co' tre^n
200 loa.i kha'c nhau . Ba^y gio+` o^ng chu? tie^.m la.i ho?i the^m
ra(`ng tui ca^`n loa.i xoa ngoa`i da , loa.i thuo^'c nga^.m , loa.i
thuo^'c uo^'ng hay la` loa.i dde^? chi'ch ? A` , que^n no'i the^m ;
loa.i thuo^'c Nha^.t Ba?n ddo' se~ "keep me up all night" theo lo+`i
qua?ng ca'o . Gia' ca? thi` tui ho^?ng nho+' , chi? nho+' la` ra^'t
dda('t tie^`n . To+'i ddo' thi` tui bo? cha.y ma` ho^?ng ki.p dde^?
y' tie^.m na(`m o+? xo' na`o nu+a~ . Tui chi? nho+' la` tie^.m na`y co'
1 cu+?a ha`ng kha' he.p , na(`m adjacent khoa?ng tu+` 2-3 blocks from
Peninsula Hotel o+? Chim-xa-cho+i(sp ?) khu Kowloon . Tie^'c thay ,
tui kho^ng the^? cho ba.n TUANTU bie^'t the^m chi tie^'t tie^.m
thuo^'c na`y . Tui ho^?ng bie^'t ca'i "be^.nh" cua? ba.n dda~ tra^`m
tro.ng dde^'n co+~ na`o ro^`i , nhu+ng co' le~ ba.n ne^n la`m 1 chuye^'n
ddi HongKong "ta^`m thuo^'c" dde^? "ca?i la~o hoa`n ddo^`ng".

Chu'c ba.n tha`nh co^ng ,
Dda.i Soa'i-feeling extremely funny !    @ @
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