From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: This is very strange....
Summary: PuterMan to the rescue!
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:53:58 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr10.192128.47356@acs.ucalgary.ca> elparr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Ellen Louise Parr) writes:

>In article <1992Apr9.141109.12394@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com> puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude) writes:
>>elparr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Ellen Louise Parr) calls out:
>>>
>>>Maybe I am not romantic enough, maybe it's a curse...help me
>>>please...please...please...I'm sinking fast...I need a cure!
>>>
>>       As PuterMan flies thru the air wearing muave tights and a
>>purple cape, along side flies his trusty companion, PuterDog!
>>PuterDog's SuperEars picks up the cries of a damsel in distress,
>>and grabs PuterMan's cape. He starts to pull PuterMan toward the
>>cries....
>>       "What is it, Lassie? Is Timmy hurt?"
>>       "Bark! Bark!"
>>       "His leg is broke?"
>>       "Bark! Bark!"
>>       "And he's in need of water, and a train is about to run
>>over him, and his schoolwork is missing?"
>>       "Bark! Ah, damnit! I'm not Lassie, and there's some lady
>>crying for help down there!!!"
>>       PuterMan and PuterDog arrive on the scene, and PuterMan
>>throws a rope down to the sinking Ellen. As the lovely Ellen grabs
>>the rope, it throws PuterMan off balance, and into the muck with
>>her. PuterDog sees this, grabs the rope, and pulls them both to 
>>safety.
>>       "Remember, Ellen. If you're ever in need of help, just
>>call and I will come to your rescue!"
>>       With this said, PuterMan turns, jumps into the air, and
>>crashes smack dab into an oak tree! With PuterMan unconcious,
>>PuterDog grabs his master, and flies off into the sunset.

>        Ellen sits watching the somewhat dynamic duo disappear
>off into the sunset. "Wow!  Who was that man and that dog?  I
>must find out!!!"  

>        Ellen gets up , cleans the mudd and slime off as best she
>can and starts trudging in the direction the pair flew in.  She
>thinks to herself, I must find them, I must say thank you, I must
>see if PuterMan's head is ok. 

>         Oblivious to her surroundings,Ellen walks purposefully on, 
>unaware of the evil TitaniumMan following her. He laughs evilly,
>thinking that now he will have PuterMan and PuterDog at long
>last!


>(anyone want to be TitaniumMan?)

Oooooooooooh a chance to be an evil villain!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah (I've always wanted to do that)

"Puterman you and that Furball mutt of yours are doomed" He snides to 
himself as he checks his arsenal of RCFT's (Really Cool Food Throwers)
He follows Ellen as she walks after the Duo *Wooooohubba,Hubba*  he plots 
his evil plot and makes sure that his fly is oiled in case he has to go to 
the loo!

TITANIUM MAN


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