From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: I'm callin you out, spook-gook  [ was Re: Re:Andy Fart and...]
Date: 13 Dec 92 07:50:54 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

In article <1992Dec12.140924.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>In article <Bz5049.Jr0@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>
>Commentary: Mr. Hart has quickly established his superior intellect... blending
>Twain- colloquialism with contemporary logic... 


Thank you.


>
>> Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaaawww!!!!   Hol' on thar a second you lil'
>> sheet totin', back-tabbin', beady-eyed, pole-cat, sissy-boy who likes
>> Eye-Talian boys with gurls names!!!!
> 
>> Sayin' them nasty thangs 'bout me and hyar I thought we wuz pen pals!
>
>"He makes a reference to the past, such stunning use of allusion! Perhaps he
>has felt the loss of a friendship and is hurt..."


Oh yes. I don't know if I can carry on. 


> 
>> I git more work done in one day, than you ever thought about, you worthless,
>> linen-spinnin', wet-behind the ears, drain on society.  What have you-all
>> contributed to the GNP, lately besides look up the damn ol' difference between
>> a spook, a spectre, a phantom, a banshee, and a gol-durned ghost?
>
>"Uh-oh. A little defensive on this one... perhaps he is running out of
>TexasPsychoBabble... doubt it, Texans hardly run of of this..."

Nope.  And you fail to address the point, which is:  I am a productive
member of society and YOU are not.  So save your productivity barbs until
you are.

> 
>> Who y'all callin' old!
>
>An unwarrented reference to the entire Net, his scope is losing clarity.
>
>> I'm in the prime of life:  33 years old.  Great shape, lotsa money.
>
>Read: I sit in the Vic Tanny lounge with other has-beens constantly reciting
>"you're only old in your mind, be young at heart..." and since I have no family
>or wife, I am able to have a sizable pay check.


What's a "Vic Tanny lounge"?  And what makes you think I have no family?
And yes, my pay check is fairly large.  No doubt a foreign concept to one
who works part time at McDonald's.

>
>> Been around enuf to know what the ladies want and still able to give it to 
>> them, reaaal slow-like. 
>
>Ah yes, the MachoMan approach to women... bet its reeeal effective. It may work
>with the village people pard, but its time for the reality check. (i.e. Yes,
>I'm in my twilight years)

It works well enough, thanks.  How's your luck?  Still cruising for Michele?

>
>> <urp*>  Whoopee!  THat's the ticket!  Go on now.  You call yore-sef the 
>> "Phantom" 'cause it's yore way of sayin' ye ain't gotta life! I git it!
>
>Actually, the whole ghost, specter, banshee thing belong to a group of Undead.
>Distinctly they have life, yet they are Undead. Are you arguing the a phantom,
>being Undead has died? So either I exist in your mind through a... well, say a
>Netherlife-- existing only on your monitor  screen, -OR- as you seem to have
>implied, I am Undead, have died, and therefore now exists. In either case I
>seem to still be here, so at some point I MUST have essence, if not physical
>being. Which would it be? What's that I see? A glove at your feet?

What convoluted crap this is.  Re-read what I said and try again.  Move your
lips this time.  It will aid your reading comprehension.  

>> Make yor play.
>
>Indeed.


Well?  I'm waiting...

-- Andy