HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: martens@python.cis.ohio-state.edu (Jeff Martens)
Subject: Re: Today's Washington Post
Organization: Ohio State U. Dept. of Computer Science
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 04:03:26 GMT

In article <1992Jul31.022226.10652@mcshub.dcss.mcmaster.ca> bunker@physun.physics.mcmaster.ca (Alex Bunker) writes:
>In article <2A785F48.27864@noiro.acs.uci.edu> jdooley@maemaster.eng.uci.edu (John R. Dooley) writes:

>>So that leaves who for the republicans to nominate????

>>Dole????   -  Also never ran for elective office.

The Senate is an elective office.

>>Reagan???  -  Constitutionally prohibited.

Not really.  No one can serve more than 2 consecutive terms; there's
no prohibition on more than 2 terms total.

>>North???   -  Couldn't make it to Bird-Colonel.

So he's not qualified.  Being qualified's no longer a qualification as
far as I can tell.

>>Dole????   -  Looks insubstantial compared to his wife.

Oops, I had the wrong Dole above.  Actually, I'd much rather have Dole
than Bush.  Remember the '80 VP candidates:  Dull and Mundane?

-- 
	"Bad nation!  Bad nation!  Shame on you for contaminating my
	Lake!" -- Mary Jacobs regarding L. Michigan.

-- Jeff (martens@cis.ohio-state.edu)
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From: fzchen@othello.ucdavis.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Finish the damn elections (for the economy)!!
Date: 26 Jul 92 05:23:42 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Distribution: usa
Organization: Computing Services, UC Davis


 I wish the damn elections were over, period.  As it is now the
economy is in a quagmire and I don't see it picking up until after
the elections.  This post has nothing to do with indicators, trade
defecits, or the stock market.  There just aren't enough jobs, period.

As a recent college grad. I can say from firsthad experience that
the job market sucks.  Especially, in the computer industry which
seems to rise and fall with the economy. It seems like every time
I apply for a job at a company, I pick up the business section the
next day and find the company just lost 25% of its stock value.

I don't think the news is going to get any better until after the
elections, either.  The President of the United States won't have
any direct control over a recovery.  It seems, however, that companies
are sitting still until November.  I think this stems from the fear
of stock prices going down further.  We all know those crazies on 
Wall Street will go nuts the second Wednesday of November.  Shit!

And, I though last summer I was doing the right thing by staying in 
school an extra year and waiting for the economy to get better.  Why
couldn't I have been born 7 years earlier.  I could have profited
from the Reagan boom and bought a BMW and ran up lots of debt like
the other yuppies did.  Oh, well.  Our generation has been getting
the shaft for years and with the deficit, the debt, and California
state education system I would have to say that things aren't going
to change too much.  Looks like I'll be paying for my parents and
their brothers and sisters for the rest of my life.  Shit!

-MeatHead
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: ta@slc1.UUCP (Tony Alicea)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Murphy Brown's Revenge Coming This Fall!!
Date: 20 Jul 92 20:26:45 GMT
Organization: Aeronautical Radio, Inc., Annapolis


 
The Associated Press.
 
   NEW YORK (AP) -- Television's Murphy Brown will respond to Vice President Dan
Quayle's barbs about her single motherhood during the show's season opener this
fall, two newspapers reported.
   The show's creator, Diane English, said the hourlong episode would be titled
"Murphy's Revenge," The Miami Herald and The New York Times reported in Monday's
editions.
   She didn't say what the response would be, but told the Times that Quayle
would be mentioned by name and that it would be "very apparent."
   Quayle provoked a national uproar last May by saying Murphy Brown, a
fictional television journalist played by Candice Bergen on the CBS-TV series,
"mocks the importance of fathers" because she bore a child out of wedlock in the
season's concluding episode.
   Quayle also charged that Hollywood's "cultural elite" was putting down family
values by accepting Brown as an unmarried mother.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: bunker@physun.physics.mcmaster.ca (Alex Bunker)
Subject: Re: October Surprise II
Organization: Dept. of Physics & Astronomy, McMaster University
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 16:30:26 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.205702.27913@leland.Stanford.EDU> ave@leland.Stanford.EDU (Averell Sherker) writes:
>	1. Bush declares war on Iraq (Libya will do in a pinch).
>
>	2. In an emotional speech with Marilyn at his side, Dan declares
>	that it his patriotic duty to serve with the forces of Democracy
>	and volunteers for active duty.
>
>	3. Dan goes down after commanding a succesful bombing raid over
>	Baghdad (or Tripoli).
>
>	4.With Dan missing in action, George Bush is forced to name Pat
>	Buchanan as his running mate on the weekend before the election.
>
>	5. Landslide victory! Bush carries all 50 States.
>
>	6. Quayle returns from the Middle East a military hero in mid-November
>  	and gets appointed to the Supreme Co.
>-- 
>   aaaaa   hh     hhssssssss|Averell H. Sherker  ave@banquo.stanford.edu
>  aa   aa  hh     hhss      |
> aaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhh  ~~~~ss| "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll
>aa       aahh     hhssssssss| make an exception"-Julius Henry (Groucho) Marx

Thanks for ruining my day!!!
this sounds all too POSSIBLE to be funny, all I can say is Saddam Hussein, if
you are out there PLEASE PLEASE! comply with the UN terms, its very imparotant
we REALLY can not afford 4 more years of Republican rule!
From: rudiak@garnet.berkeley.edu (Ben Rudiak-Gould)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Looking for Quayle Quote about trip to the sun
Date: 30 Jul 1992 08:59:57 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: garnet.berkeley.edu
Keywords: Jimmy Jimmy Carter Jimmy Carter Grain Embargo
Originator: rudiak@garnet.berkeley.edu

Subject says it all.  I think it ended, "It will be hot, so it will
have to be a night mission."  I'm not sure of the exact wording, tho.
Can someone tell me the full quote, or let me know if it's bogus or
if it's just been posted and I'm annoying everyone?  Post or Email
is fine; I don't usually read this group, but I will for the next
few days.  Thanks.

--
Ben Rudiak-Gould
brudiakg@nyx.cs.du.edu
"Freedom is irrelevant.  Self-determination is irrelevant.  You must comply."
From: velo@sicsun.epfl.ch (Martin Ouwehand EPFL-SIC/SE)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Looking for Quayle Quote about trip to the sun
Date: 31 Jul 92 15:26:24 GMT
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique Federale de Lausanne


In article <158b2dINN4sh@agate.berkeley.edu>, rudiak@garnet.berkeley.edu (Ben Rudiak-Gould) writes:
|> Subject says it all.  I think it ended, "It will be hot, so it will
|> have to be a night mission."  I'm not sure of the exact wording, tho.
|> Can someone tell me the full quote, or let me know if it's bogus or

It's certainly bogus because as a teenager ( that's ~ 15 years ago ) I heard
a joke about belgians ( people "dumb people jokes" are told about around here -
I think they're "polish jokes" in the US ) sending a spacecraft to the sun.

--
Martin Ouwehand		
Raised in the belief of perfection, living in chaos
From: wagner@ike.ucdavis.edu (John Wagner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: H. Ross throws in the towel.
Date: 23 Jul 92 06:14:49 GMT
Reply-To: wagner@ike.ucdavis.edu
Organization: University of California, Davis

In article 9820@dscomsf.desy.de, hallam@zeus02.desy.de (Phillip M. Hallam-Baker) writes:
>if he wanted to help Clinton he would not have withdrawn at the very
>moment when Clinton was needing max publicity for his acceptance
>speech.

Today's San Francisco Chronicle said that ex-Perot supporters favored
Clinton 2 to 1.  Hmm.  Seems to me it was the best possible moment for
Ross Baby to pull out.

>Phill Hallam-Baker

---
John Wagner
Institute of Theoretical Dynamics
University of California, Davis

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: 13r43@math.ucrf.edu
Subject: Re: Pro-choice VP?
Organization: McGill University
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 05:22:02 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.030348.20256@crash.cts.com> jca@crash.cts.com (John C.  
Archambeau) writes:
> In article <1992Jul23.185359.18406@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov>  
cah@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov (Allen Halsell) writes:
> >In article <1992Jul23.183222.16991@infonode.ingr.com>  
dianne@dianne.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Dianne Ferrans ) writes:
> >>
> >>         "I understand that immediately after a rape that is
> >>      reported, that a woman normally, in fact, can go to the
> >>      hospital and have a D and C," Quayle said. "At that time that
> >>      is before the forming of a life. That is not anything to do
> >>      with abortion."
> >
> >I just can't fathom this.  How can people say that DQ is _not_ out of
> >touch with real life?
> >
> >(1) I'm sure that the LAST thing a woman would want after a rape is
> >to go into a hospital and have some stranger scrape out her uterus.
> >How insensitive!  The very thought gives me chills.
> >

I've never been raped, so I don't know if this is true or not, and my apologies  
if this appears insensitive to rape survivors, but I would imagine that  
following a rape, a survivor would normal undergo a fairly thorough internal  
investigation for forensic purposes )to help nail the bastard who raped her),  
in part to confirm she had been raped and in part to get DNA samples such as  
semen, pubic hair etc from the rapist. I'm not defending/attacking DQ and I'm  
not a doctor, but I would imagine this process is pretty horrific by itself,  
(so horrific that many rape survivors decline to have this done with the result  
that some rapists go free) and I'm curious as to how much more horrific it  
would be to do a D & C at the same time as the examination.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: kovert@wam.umd.edu (Todd Kover)
Subject: Re: Quayle for President (Was Re: Request: Quote about Danny's daughter?)
Organization: Insufficient Memory Software
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 05:24:15 GMT

In article <1992Jul27.225356.7317@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>Quayle for President!  Preserve comedians' jobs!
>
>Quayle for President?  Scary?  Running mate?  Hmmm... How 'bout Pee Wee Herman?

Somehow I think there'd be a problem here with "family values" and "the
proper way to act."  ;-)

-Todd


-- 
Todd Kover  //   [ #include  <std/disclaimer.h> ]  "Murphy's Law of Dating II:
          \X/    [ Internet: kovert@wam.umd.edu ]   If you like her, she lives
CIS: 70621,2376  [ Fido: 1:109/447 & 1:261/5016 ]   in a different state."
          "Profanity is the language that all programmers know Best."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: mt@media.mit.edu (Michael Travers)
Subject: Re: George speaks
Organization: M.I.T. Media Laboratory
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 22:22:06 GMT

In article <1992Jul15.094111.49343@ccvax.ucd.ie> jmcbride@ccvax.ucd.ie writes:


   Is anyone out there collecting Bushisms?  I've seen a few in newspapers,
   but I've never seen a good list of them anywhere.  If anyone has any idea where 
   I can get hold of them, either in ftp or book form, I'd be grateful if you
   could post it to the list, I'm sure I'm not the only person who wants this
   material.

There is a recently published book called _Bushisms_, assembled by the
editors of _The New Reupublic_.  Don't know the publisher I'm afraid.
From: elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Today's Washington Post
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 92 14:26:14 CDT
Organization: Minas Tirith BBS, New Orleans, LA

sg@monsoon.com (Sunil Gupta) writes:

>
> Isn't it about time for Lyndon Larouche to make a comeback?
>

That's probably up to his parole board for this election...although George and
Danoe probably wouldn't mind, since then there would be someone in the race
with less credibility than them.  Maybe someone even as funny as Danoe.




>Edward J. Branley         elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us<
>Seashell Software, Metairie, LA            +1-504-455-5087<
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From: saurav@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Saurav Chatterjee)
Subject: Re: Anyone see Dan on Larry King?
Organization: University of California, at Berkeley
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 15:31:59 GMT

goldsman@CC.GATECH.EDU (Mike Goldsman) writes:

>Danny-boy was on Larry King last nighgt, did anyone catch it?

Sure did. He said that he would support his daughter if she
ever decided to have an abortion. Only three people called in
(or CNN didn't let others get through). 

I hope Dan Quayle stays on the ticket. I want to see a Quayle/Gore
debate. Actually, I think that Bush's constituents like Quayle more
than they like Bush. Dumping Quayle wouldn't get Bush any more votes;
and would probably hurt him more.

Did anyone watch Nightline last night, when some gay guy who
used to work for the Bush/Quayle ticket left because of overt
homophobia in the campaign offices. He said that it was the
fundamental evangelists who were forcing this, and that Quayle
was the symbol for these people. He advocated dropping Quayle;
I just can't imagine Bush dumping Quayle to appease the
gay groups.

							Saurav Chatterjee

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From: clayh+@MUDLHEAD.NETWORK.COM (Clayton Haapala)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The best political mind...
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:11:42 GMT
Organization: Network Systems Corporation

And along those lines....

GHWB must have a problem with compressed "time-sense" or whatever.  In
his comments about Clinton's supposed plagiarism "...Now let's change America",
he refers to Biden's campaign fiasco of '88 as "last year".  Later, he mumbled
something about himself being "the man" to take [America] into the next century.
I dunno, 1992 + 4 = 1996, doesn't it?  Not quite the next century, unless term
limitations are going to be removed soon.

So, if four years ('88-'92) are really as one year to him, I can believe that
he sees the recession as being short, that trickle-down economics will soon
work....

-- 
Clayton Haapala	(clayh@network.com)	
Not speaking for:
Network Systems Corp.			"...and the alligators are on FIRE."
7625 Boone Ave N MS10				-- S.E.K.
Minneapolis, MN 55428-1099
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From: erics@sco.COM (eric smith)
Subject: Re: Murphy Brown's Revenge Coming This Fall!!
Organization: The Santa Cruz Operation, Inc.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 20:47:32 GMT


mitch@lsil.com (Mitch Sako) writes:

>Might not have much impact if he is dumped from the campaign which appears
>as though it probably will happen.  It's pretty well known that Baker hates
>Quayl and it's also pretty well known that Baker is coming back to run the
>campaign.

Baker's personal feelings have little to do with whether Quayle stays on
the ticket. They'll do whatever seems politically advantageous. My guess
is that we'll have Danny to kick around for a while because although he's
a liability to Bush it's probably still better than the appearance of
confusion in Bush's campaign that would result from dumping him.

-----
Eric Smith     erics@sco.com     erics@infoserv.com     CI$: 70262,3610

"I see no media mention of it, but we entered in -- you asked what time
 it is and I'm telling you how to build a watch here -- but we had Boris
 Yeltsin here the other day.  And I think my times campaigning in Iowa,
 years ago, and how there was a -- Iowa has a kind of, I single out Iowa,
 it's a kind of an international state in a sense and has a great
 interest in all these things -- and we had Yeltsin standing here in the
 Rose Garden and we entered into a deal to eliminate the biggest and most
 ballistic missiles and it was almost, 'Ho-hum, what have you done for me
 lately?' "

 -George Bush, on why he should be re-elected

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From: larson_s@apsicc.aps.edu (Shawn Larson)
Subject: Is there a FAQ sheet?
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 02:47:00 GMT
Organization: Albuquerque Public Schools - Career Enrichment Center
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

..for this group?  What I'm looking for is a comprehensive collection of
Dan Quayle's stupidity.


Shawn
From: tepedeln@zach.fit.edu ( N. Tepedelenlioglu)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The best political mind...
Date: 27 Jul 92 16:33:57 GMT
Organization: Florida Institute of Technology, Melbourne USA

In article <9207211230.AA17908@MIT.EDU> dks@MIT.EDU (dks) writes:
>
>Madcap governor of Massachusetts William Weld (R) announced last night
>that "Dan Quayle has the best political mind in the White House."
>

He may very well be right :-)



-- 
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From: ronwill@homer.sim.es.com (Ron Williams)
Subject: Re: Anyone see Dan on Larry King?
Reply-To: ronwill@homer.sim.es.com (Ron Williams)
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp., Salt Lake City, UT
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 15:37:05 GMT

In article <9207231408.AA26308@atlanta.cc.gatech.edu>, goldsman@CC.GATECH.EDU (Mike Goldsman) writes:
> 
>     
> QUAYLE NOT LEAVING TICKET:
>    Rumors that Vice President Dan Quayle will be dropped from the 
> ticket have grown so loud that by Wednesday President Bush offered 
> a denial. Bush said he's "very certain" Quayle will be on the 
> ticket. Quayle - speaking on CNN's "Larry King Live" - said: "If I 
> thought I was hurting the ticket, I'd be gone." Speculation is 
> that Quayle pales in comparison to Democratic No. 2 Al Gore.
> 
> -Mike

My guess is that Bushe won't drop Qualyee.  That would make Bushe look like he
is in panic mode (which he is).  I suspect that Qualyee will remove himself from
the ticket.  That way, Bushe comes out smelling like a rose and the republicans
get rid of Qualyee.  Qualyee certainly left the door wide open for such a scenario.
-- 
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Salt Lake City, UT

	Utah - the state that wants to put a Pizza Hut in the
 	middle of Zion National Park.

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From: TCWS000 <TCWS@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU>
Subject: RE: October Surprise II
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-10757]: music.tcs.tulane.edu
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Tulane Univ., New Orleans, LA
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 16:25:38 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.205702.27913@leland.Stanford.EDU> ave@leland.Stanford.EDU (Averell Sherker) writes:
>
> 1. Bush declares war on Iraq (Libya will do in a pinch).
>
> 2. In an emotional speech with Marilyn at his side, Dan declares
> that it his patriotic duty to serve with the forces of Democracy
> and volunteers for active duty.
>
> 3. Dan goes down after commanding a succesful bombing raid over
> Baghdad (or Tripoli).
>
> 4.With Dan missing in action, George Bush is forced to name Pat
> Buchanan as his running mate on the weekend before the election.
>
> 5. Landslide victory! Bush carries all 50 States.
>
> 6. Quayle returns from the Middle East a military hero in mid-November
>   and gets appointed to the Supreme Co.

That is a SICK joke! <snicker>

Bill Sirinek

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: silverstein@vxdesy.desy.de
Subject: Re: The best political mind...
Organization: (DESY, Hamburg, Germany)
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 19:54:12 GMT

In article <saurav.711737421@cory.Berkeley.EDU>, saurav@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Saurav Chatterjee) writes:

> clayh+@MUDLHEAD.NETWORK.COM (Clayton Haapala) writes:
> 
>>GHWB must have a problem with compressed "time-sense" or whatever.  In
>>his comments about Clinton's supposed plagiarism "...Now let's change America"
> 
> I don't know why Clinton used this line. This is the only line that
> I will say is helpful to Bush, and when Clinton uses it, it reminds me
> of Bush. 
> 

Agreed! The worst thing that the Democrats could do is resurrect old Republican
campaign rhetoric...

I mean, if Gore's wife begins taking an active role in the fall campaign, could
we hear a call to "win one for the Tipper"?

Sorry...

Sam Silverstein
From: DTB108@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Letterman's campaign slogan for the Democrats
Date: 28 Jul 92 16:37:26 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

Actually, that slogan was given to Clinton via a phone call on the show by
some old woman who thought it was a contest. Clinton has yet to reply to the
suggestion.
-Dan
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From: mvp@netcom.com (Mike Van Pelt)
Subject: Re: Marilyn Quayle vs. David Letterman
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 00:10:35 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <9207281615.AA07649@atlanta.cc.gatech.edu> goldsman@CC.GATECH.EDU (Mike Goldsman) writes:
>Eveidently, last week or so, Marilyn was asked about her memories of David
>Letterman in High school..
>
>She said, "I didn't like him when I went to school... Most of the girls
>in high school didn't like him. He was not a very nice young man."
>
>On Thursday's show (I think) Diane Sawyer told  Letterman about
>Marilyn's comments, and he started to get a bit pissed off.

Ha ha, Davey boy, you can dish it out, but you sure can't take it.

Phhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- 
Mike Van Pelt          | What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth?
mvp@netcom.com         | Judging from realistic simulations involving a
                       | sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we
                       | can assume it will be pretty bad. -- Dave Barry
From: marotenb@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Mark Rotenberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: This is alt.fan.dan-quayle
Date: 30 Jul 92 00:48:53 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <1992Jul29.182415.28164@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:

: Still here?  Okay.  Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon, Ted Kennedy, and Ronald
: Reagan were on a cruise, and the ship struck a large iceberg and began to
: sink.  The following exchange then took place:
:
: Carter :  We should let the ladies off first.
: Nixon  :  Fuck the ladies!
: Kennedy:  Is there time?
: Reagan :  What'd he say?

Teddy Kennedy: When I got back, the ship and the girls were gone.

Dan-Oe Quayle: The seas may be rough, but with George as my skipper, I'm
               staying on this ship through November!

								Mark Rotenberg
								mrote@ucsd.edu