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From: franklir@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Ryan J Franklin )
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Info Club Number
Date: 14 Dec 92 21:59:49 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson

In article <1992Dec14.200501.12480@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> oday@lobster.gsfc.nasa.gov  (Orin Day) writes:
>In article <1992Dec11.011215.21195@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>  
>franklir@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Ryan J Franklin ) writes:
>> .....my Member #.  Do I just come up with a completely arbitrary # and use
>> it on this yellow sheet and in all my future correspondence with the
>> Satellite of Love, or did I get severely hosed and denied my all-important
>> Member #?
>
>It should be on your mailing label.

The only thing on the mailing label that's not part of my address is a   
cryptic "KT" in the lower left.  Not much of a number, unless it's in some
really bizarre base, in which case, can someone send me a conversion program
from MST-to-decimal?  

>> Now I know how Crow felt when Joel gave him pants as a gift.  
>
>He's lucky he didn't get a lemur.

Well, he's lucky he didn't get JOEY the lemur, the Gilbert Gottfried of the
animal world.  That little prosimian is obnoxious.  Most lemurs, on the other
hand, are placid beasts, only slightly conniving, and generally never get 
that bad even after eating a crate of Twinkies.
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From: ag154@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jeremy C. Radwan)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: MST3k mug,t-shirt,Canadian fans?
Date: 15 Dec 1992 14:26:53 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: ag154@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jeremy C. Radwan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, 3386005@jeff-lab.queensu.ca (Ian Sewell) says:

>tho..). I was disappointed with the t-shirt though - just a black shirt
>with a small white globe with the MST3k logo at the top right.. small
>logo. I want a t-shirt that screams "MST3k!" everywhere, and has some
>sort of depiction of Joel and the bots! (Confound everyone here, as
>MST isn't broadcast anywhere in Canada (I don't think!)).

Hmmm...I was disappointed with the shirt too...I thought at least the globe
would take up the entire front of the shirt instead if that little logo...

Ah well!
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Subject: Houseworking Joel
From: jenkins@local.host (Lisa Jenkins)
Date: 17 Dec 92 16:13:04 -0600
Reply-To: jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu
Organization: Organization, City, State, etc.


Subject: Re: "Adolf Hitler on vibes": "Rebel Set" reference
From: franklir@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Ryan J Franklin )
Date: 17 Dec 92 03:10:22 GMT
Writes:

>In article <BzDL35.K6D@ra.nrl.navy.mil> karpen@nrlfs1.nrl.navy.mil (Judy Karpen) writes:
>>---
>>p.s. Hey Erika, watch those sexist suppositions! Who says JOEL can't 
>>do the housework on the SoL?
>
>Joel DOES do the housework.

Of course he does the housework!  He's a *custodian*, isn't he?


From the opening theme song(s)--

Comedy Channel/Central--

There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic Institute;
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space!

KTMA TV23--

There was a guy named Joel
Not too different than you or me.
He worked in a satellite loading bay,
Just polishing switches to pay his way.
He did his job well with a cheerful face
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space!

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From: kruger@plains.NoDak.edu (Donovan Kruger)
Subject: Re: Vote Counting of the Top 5
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 07:52:15 GMT
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computing Network

donnell@tuna.micro.umn.edu (BogusMan) writes:
>In article <Bz1x65.Evp@ns1.nodak.edu> kruger@plains.NoDak.edu (Donovan Kruger) writes:
>>
>>My five votes are for:
>>5.  Castle of Fu Man Chu
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Nice to see someone else realizes that the fine work done on "Castle Of
>Fu Manchu". I thought it was great! After all the whining about how bad it
>was, 

And what about the "I'll buy, if you fly"(Guido's)?  But what really did
it for me were the flying carpets.  Joel's legs were hilarious.

>Bite Me!

Gosh!  I don't know why, but that was FUN!

>Pax
>					--Judex--
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From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k,alt.fan.mst3k
Subject: AIIIEEE! Am I so embarrassed!
Summary: I am filled with shame
Date: 20 Dec 92 21:59:31 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)

I can't believe it - I've seen Santa Claus Conquers the Martians several times,
but never figured out the following. A 12-year-old had to explain it to me!
Oh, the shame.

 for those who wish to figure out how to come up with Martian names

Bomar - short for "boy martian"
Gimar - short for "girl martian"
Momar - short for "greasy little dictator of Libya" - no! strike that - short
for "mom martian"
Kimar - short for "king martian" (? not too sure about this - pretty 
chauvinistic if you ask me)

Sigh - I've already become my dad!
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Info Club Number
From: jenkins@local.host (Lisa Jenkins)
Date: 14 Dec 92 15:47:06 -0600
Reply-To: jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu
Organization: Organization, City, State, etc.

franklir@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Ryan J Franklin )
--and--
rdg@world.std.com (R. Goldstein) write:

[Paraphrase:  "Where is my membership number?!"]

Hmm.  This seems to be a very common problem that started some time long ago
with the computer-user MiSTies.  (It seems to have been caused by 
misinformation on the grapevine or something; I fell victim to it as well.)

You see, if you just write a simple ol' letter to the P.O. Box number shown
on your screen, you'll automatically be put on the mailing list.  You will
receive a yellow neon flyer prompting you to buy more merchandise, like the
Info Club membership kit for $5.  *Then* you can send in $5 for the pictures 
and stuff...

...but you don't have to.  A number of members never order a thing from the
club.  You get your newsletters and flyers and postcards absolutely *FREE!*
just because you took the time to write them a letter and lick a stamp on it.

You'd think, then, that if you sent a letter and/or a check for the Info Club
kit, you'd also get added to the mailing list.

No.

Best Brains assumes since you're sending them $5, you already *ARE* on the
mailing list.  This means that they'll send you a kit (why are they typing
these addresses into their data base *TWICE*?! the horror...) but you will
*NEVER* get another newsletter, flyer or postcard as long as you live.
(*GASP!*)

There is the other type of problem, too.  Such as, you're such a fan that 
you write in more than once, and suddenly you have three or four membership
numbers.

The volume of mail at Best Brains is quite outstanding, so it would take a lot
of time to double check *every* name and address that came in.  Also, they 
aren't very clear to tell fans to put their membership number on following
correspondence--and they also *DON'T PUT YOUR MEMBERSHIP NUMBER ON YOUR
LABEL AFTER THE FIRST ONE*!  (Chili peppers.)

Solution--write Best Brains' P.O. Box and tell 'em, "Hi.  Am I on your mailing
list?  If not, please add me."

Remember, if you're sending another letter to the club, put your membership
number on the envelope *and* letter, just in case.  After all, you don't want
to be member 1874, 14902, 17290, 20001....


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From: George.Harris@launchpad.unc.edu (George Harris)
Subject: Re: A short, shameful confession (was Re: SCCTM on TNT tonight)
Keywords: Ours is a proper love.
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 03:22:19 GMT

In article <cuHRVB1w165w@seanews.akita.com> scot@seanews.akita.com (Scot Kelly) writes:
>> Has anybody else on the net met someone famous?  And what DOES James T
>> Kirk's middle inital stand for, anyway?
>
>James Tiberius Kirk

	Except, of course, that Kirk's middle initial was 'R' (as seen in the
pilot in which he first appeared, "Where no man has gone before"). 

>scot@seanews.akita.com
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From: robh@grex.ann-arbor.mi.us (Robert Henderson)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: "Adolf Hitler on vibes": "Rebel Set" reference
Date: 17 Dec 92 23:50:51 GMT
Organization: GREX Public Access Unix +1 313 761 3000

In article <1gnu3kINNrbb@agate.berkeley.edu> peterme@ocf.berkeley.edu (Peter Merholz) writes:
>Did anyone else get this EXTREMELY obscure 60's British music reference? The
>person I was watching with said, "Huh?" I, of course, laughed out loud....
>I'd be curious to see if anyone else even knows of the band's existence...

A friend of mine played the album that came from once while he
was driving me home, but I can't remember the group's name.  Still, I
did recognize it and laugh out loud - how do you forget a line like
that?
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: briano@microsoft.com (Brian Overland)
Subject: Johnny at the Fair
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:44:58 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

Laugh for laugh, minute for minute, about the most I have EVER enjoyed MST3K
was during "Johnny at the Fair." I laughed so hard and so long it's a good
thing I taped it--I missed some of the lines the first time, while I was
laughing. Absolutely one of the best shorts they've ever done, ranking
right up there with "Posture Pals." Anyone agree?

  "Johnny distracts the tight-rope artists, sending them to certain doom."
  "For the first time in his life, Johnny knows real fear." (after the
	"irresponsible act" of apparently putting him in a hydroplane)
  "Johnny's boat disintegrates on impact."

Is this a great show, or what? As for "The Rebel Set"...

I AM BUGGED!      (actually, it had its moments--particularly love the
                   Existentialist humor and "That's sick, Chief!" )

Brian O.
briano@microsoft.com
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: kruger@plains.NoDak.edu (Donovan Kruger)
Subject: Re: Lemurs! YES!
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 07:18:28 GMT
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computing Network

ag154@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jeremy C. Radwan) writes:
>Now our Lemur Ratings System is complete. 
>My roommates and I came up with the Lemur Rating System after seeing King
>Dinosaur. The more Lemurs a movie gets, the worse it is.
>
>Star Trek II, for example, is a two Lemur movie.

HEY!  ST II is thE BEST Star Trek movie ever made when it comes to action
packed sequences.  I have yet to see a Star Trek episode (TNG or TOS) or
movie with more action (shoot-em-up).  The Laserdisc is one of the best
around for surround sound.  It is quite an experience!!

ST II should not have ANY Lemurs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, just trying to defend a favorite...

>Can't explain it all now...

Well, you better start!  :-)

>-- 
>Jeremy C. Radwan / WindRacer
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From: annie@whoville.manassas.ibm.com ()
Subject: Re: A short, shameful confession (was Re: SCCTM on TNT tonight)
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 16:44:31 GMT
Distribution: world               
Reply-To: kehleyr@vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM, Federal Systems Company

In article <loki03503921116173747@orthanc.freeside.com>, loki@orthanc.freeside.com (Biggles) writes:
|> George.Harris@launchpad.unc.edu (George Harris) writes:
|> >
|> > In article <cuHRVB1w165w@seanews.akita.com> scot@seanews.akita.com (Scot Kelly) writes:
|> > >> Has anybody else on the net met someone famous?  And what DOES James T
|> > >> Kirk's middle inital stand for, anyway?
|> > >
|> > >James Tiberius Kirk
|> > 
|> >       Except, of course, that Kirk's middle initial was 'R' (as seen in the
|> > pilot in which he first appeared, "Where no man has gone before"). 
|> > 
|> Yeah, but let us not forget that the Kirk in the first epsiode was not
|> William Shatner.  It was some other person who's name escapes me, but he
|> was quickly replaced by Shatner.

The CAPTAIN in the first episode was not Kirk - it was Pike.
Shatner has always Kirk.


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: visser@convex.com (Lance Visser)
Subject: Re: Vote for TIMMY! There could be a .sig in it for you! (TEST!!!)
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 19:25:40 GMT
Organization: Engineering, CONVEX Computer Corp., Richardson, Tx., USA
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

	How about a spin-off with Timmy, Enoch and Jack Perkins.
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Info Club Number
From: jenkins@local.host (Lisa Jenkins)
Date: 15 Dec 92 15:50:18 -0600
Reply-To: jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu
Organization: Organization, City, State, etc.

In article <BzBH3n.30q@world.std.com>, rdg@world.std.com (R. Goldstein) writes:
>As stated earlier, I am in the same boat... no number! and under my name it
>says KT.  Not a number, as far as I can tell!  

Garsh, darn it!  Has no one READ MY POST?!

(I mean, you posted this problem a few days ago, and I replied to it, but
I seem to be the only one who can *see* I replied to it--somebody tell me
if you saw my reply to this problem!!!)

Anyway, when people get membership kits (which you *don't* have to buy,
if you wanted to know) or other merchandise, it *never* has your membership
number on the label.  Why?  Because they're typing your name and address
into the data base *AGAIN*!  (I.e. seperate from the mailing list where the
membership numbers are stored.)  Why?  I don't know why.  I've never seen 
the program they use, so I couldn't say.

Anyway, "KT" stands for "kit" (brilliant Sherlock).  They have codes for
just about every merchandise item because when they print out labels to
send merchandise out, they print bunches and bunches out, all for different
merchandise.  To make sure you get what you pay for, they give it a code
which is printed on the label.  (Duh.)

If you just paid money for a membership kit and have not received any
other mailings from Best Brains such as a newsletter (there can be up to
four a year if you're lucky) or a post card (if they have a special
announcement) or a flyer (to advertise merchandise), then you're probably
not on their mailing list.

Write them again and demand to become a number!  }B-D


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From: mueller@b30news.b30.ingr.com ( Phil Mueller )
Subject: Re: What's in Tom Servo's Head?
Organization: Intergraph
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:10:46 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.143631.6054@watson.ibm.com> kehleyr@vnet.ibm.com writes:

>Episodes: The Corpse Vanishes (trying to think of a "good thing" about 
>                               the movie), 
>	  Robot Monster (trying to think of how bumblebees fly), 
>	  First Spaceship on Venus (sarcasm circuits overloaded)
>	  The Rebel Set
>Object:  smoke
>

( The Rebel Set - trying to resolve the Merrit Stone issue )

Tom's head sure seems to explode a lot.  Maybe Joel should write a program
to detect an incipient explosion and reboot Servo.  Should save on 
hardware costs.  Make a pretty good host segment, maybe invention exchange?

What do you think, sirs?

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Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Subject: marriage
Reply-To: st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 15:42:21 GMT

What girl *doesn't* want to marry Joel, except, of course that keeping house
is a little odd on a spaceship, but if it's true love, why the hell not?
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: ECZ5BXW@MVS.OAC.UCLA.EDU (Brian Warling)
Subject: Re: Johnny at the Fair
Reply-To: ecz5bxw@mvs.oac.ucla.edu
Date: 14 Dec 92 22:04:20 PST

In article <1992Dec14.204458.27209@microsoft.com>, on 14 Dec 92 20:44:58 GMT,
briano@microsoft.com (Brian Overland) writes:

>
>Laugh for laugh, minute for minute, about the most I have EVER enjoyed MST3K
>was during "Johnny at the Fair." I laughed so hard and so long it's a good
>thing I taped it--I missed some of the lines the first time, while I was
>laughing. Absolutely one of the best shorts they've ever done, ranking
>right up there with "Posture Pals." Anyone agree?
>
>  "Johnny distracts the tight-rope artists, sending them to certain doom."
>  "For the first time in his life, Johnny knows real fear." (after the
>        "irresponsible act" of apparently putting him in a hydroplane)
>  "Johnny's boat disintegrates on impact."
>

My favorite line from "Johnny at the Fair," comes from Crow. There's
a large crowd scene, and Crow says (in his announcer voice):

       "Prozac....at work, in today's society."

Priceless.  The one thing missing from "The Rebel Set" was that the
"I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing" guy didn't (sing).

As for their best short....for me, it's a close one between "Mr. B
Natural" and "The Home Economics Story" ("Look, look, look at my crotch)

---

Brian Warling
ecz5bxw@mvs.oac.ucla.edu
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From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Subject: Re: "Adolf Hitler on vibes": "Rebel Set" reference
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 22:40:26 GMT

In article <1gnu3kINNrbb@agate.berkeley.edu> peterme@ocf.berkeley.edu (Peter Merholz) writes:
>Did anyone else get this EXTREMELY obscure 60's British music reference? The
>person I was watching with said, "Huh?" I, of course, laughed out loud....
>I'd be curious to see if anyone else even knows of the band's existence...
>(I'm bring cagey, 'cause I don't want to give it away... Consider it a quiz)

I caught it, but not because I know my British music history - I just listen
to Dr. Demento, who plays that classic from time to time. I also couldn't
believe that they made the reference, but you know, that guy did sort of 
look like old Adolph, sort of.
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Internet: jrs@netcom.com   | TV's Frank is unable to eat his 13th turkey.
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
From: starfish@stein.u.washington.edu (Sarah Skovronsky)
Subject: Re: SIMPSONS REFS
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:56:33 GMT

I found this on rec.arts.anime.  (For those unaware, MZ23 refers to
Megazone 2-3...but that's not the point.)

jeff.tatarek@the-matrix.com (Jeff Tatarek)  writes:

>To: wattsman@sage.cc.purdue.edu

>-> Smithers informs the boss of Homer's sterility, explaining Homer is
>-> "one of the melon-heads in sector 7-G ..."
>->
>-> Why does 7G pop up in the damndest of places?
>  Yeah, I've wondered whether or not that is a legit reference to MZ23.
>That's about the only true anime ref I've found in the Simpsons.

>  did anyone else catch the obvious Frank (of MST3K) look-alike near the
>end?  He's the one who gives Homer's brother all the money.
>

All right, Simpsons fans, did anyone notice this?  (I didn't catch the
episode.)
                                       
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From: franklir@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Ryan J Franklin )
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: The masses have spoken!  We love....
Keywords: So...who do you love?
Date: 16 Dec 92 15:42:55 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson

In article <1gnfhuINNdfp@bigboote.WPI.EDU> norbert@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Timothy James) writes:
>
>What does the T. in Crow T. Robot stand for?
>Or better yet... what SHOULD it stand for!
>And, of course, why?!?

It doesn't stand for anything, naturally.  Sort of a Harry S. Truman kind of
thing.  

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