From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: MASONS (again)
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 07:50:18 GMT

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>14) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE GRILLO SNACK BAR IN PAIGNTON?
yes
>15) IF YES TO 14 - WHAT DID YOU EAT THERE?
spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans eggs and spam spam spam spam spam.
and also my ex. girl.
>16) ARE YOU A VIRGIN? (HONEST AWNSER PLEASE!)
No.  I was born in New York, actually.
>17) IF NO TO 16 - WHERE, WHEN AND WITH WHOM?
You mean besides Paignton?
>18) DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING WORDS EMBARESS YOU? 
>	(PLEASE NUMBER IN ORDER OF EMBARESSMENT)
>	
>	(A) THROBING
>	(B) NAUGHTY BITS
>	(C) THRUSTING
>	(D) WANKLE ROTARY ENGINE
>	(E) EXTENDED
>	(F) F'TANG F'TANG OLE BISCUIT BARREL
>	(G) SEMPRENI
no
>
>19) WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURATE 1970,s BBC TV COMEDY SHOW STARING JOHN CLEESE,
>	MICHAEL PALIN, ERIC IDLE, TERRY JONES, TERRY GILLIAM AND GRAHAM
>	CHAPMAN?
the better one.
>20) YOUR FANTASY?
To meet a lot of girls with big tits, get them in a TARDIS, and go meet
Lazarus Long.
>21) WHAT FORM OF EXECUTION WOULD YOU PREFER?
Execute autoexec.bat
>22) WHAT ARE YOUR MUSICAL TASTES?
crunchy.
>23) COLOUR AND NUMBER OF EYES
I'm not quite sure, but I think I have two.
>24) HEIGHT
1.8m
>25) WEIGHT
49kg
>26) WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
the afore mentioned girls with big tits and some spam.
>27) ARE YOU - SINGLE/MARRIED/DIVORCED?
none of the above.
>28) WHICH BRAND OF VAGINAL DEODRANT DO YOU BUY?
I don't.  I steal it, and I think it's made by ban.
>29) WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURATE CHOCOLATE?
spring surprise!
>30) WOULD YOU LIKE INFORMATION ON A FULLY COMPREHENSIVE MOTOR INSURENCE POLICY
>	WITH A FREE NUDE LADY ? (OR THIRD PARTY WITH HER BRA ON)
Sure, but then I'd have to get a motor.
>31) CAN YOU SPEAK HUNGARIAN?
not yet.
>32) DO YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE BOUNCY BOUNCY?
if either you or I was female.
>33) IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEUTIFULL BODY WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?
no.
>34) WHAT POLITICAL PARTY DO YOU SUPPORT? (IF ANY)
the wild sex parties.
>35) WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS CRAP?
nothing better to do.
>
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>
>Your application will be considered by the grand lodge membership commitee
>who will imform you whether you have been accepted or not.
>
>Some current members:
>
>	csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (the grand high wizard)
>	jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (the master of the apron)
>	csg191@cch.coventry.ac.uk (the high priest)
>	mbassing@cch.coventry.ac.uk (the high priestess)
>	csg165@cch.coventry.ac.uk (lord of the desert, watcher over the
>				masonic brotherhood, keeper of the sacred
>				apron, owner of the magic nipple and
>				manufacturer of lemon curry and spam)
>	meh063@cch.coventry.ac.uk (master of the silly walk)
>
>Finally, a meeting for new members will be held in "Bullys bar" in the
>students union at Coventry University on Friday 20th Nov at 2.15pm.
>If you can attend then please e-mail me or one of the other members as we need
>to know numbers.
>
>
>		From...
>
>			MR 'X'.

William Turlough Cat aka beiad

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