HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful christmas confession
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 92 18:23:19 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

i have for the first time in my life made a trifle for christmas.
(it's nothing, really. har har)

it's the fault of them (they?) who recommended that
known-to-the-cognoscenti-not-quite-the-oxymoronic-affair-you'd-think
British Food Store in Campbell, so this ssc is really on their behalf.

but at least i stocked up with Bisto Gravy Mix & Branston Pickle o yay.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: what i want for xmas
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 05:23:46 GMT

In article <P6X=NM#@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:

>I've got a pint of Cuervo, Fear's "Fuck Christmas" cued up on my
>turntable, a videocassette of "Bad Girls From Mars" in my VCR, and a
>brick of Black Cat firecrackers.

If you're messing with anything smaller than six-inch aerial shells,
I don't want to have anything to do with you.

Those are fun, especially when the lift charge is light, and they
burst about 50 feet up (the burst radius is about 100 feet....) as 
happened on a tour I worked in Austraila about 12 years ago.




-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: what i want for xmas
Date: 28 Dec 1992 23:17:12 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk () says:

>a. People are stupid.
>b. Economics has nothing to do with reality.
>c. The people who want peace do not decide economic policy.
>d. The people who decide economic policy do not want peace.

So who are you with---the peace side, or the fuckhead side??

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
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From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Postmodernette
Date: Sat, 02 Jan 1993 12:55:30 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

I want,
I want,
I want an anagram generator.

________________________
-anagram this, fuckface-
------------------------
_

Cbyrjxn onvg.

Dac
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From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: less than perfect
Date: 29 Dec 92 20:12:31 GMT
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ

>>>   From interviews, it also appears that Ms. Crawford has a
>>>   "brain the size of a dried pea," to quote a favorite movie
>>>   of mine.

I don't know about her, but from what I've seen of Kathy Ireland, we shouldn't
expect any new rocket designs from her.

>>>magazines (while on the lifecycle, of course) and they had an article
>>>about how smart models really are.

I saw a show last night called "Hollywood Babylon" which claimed that Jayne
Mansfield had an IQ (*) >160

>    Christie Brinkley's appearance on Arsenio Hall about a month ago.
>    Ms. Brinkley made the word "vapid" come to life, so to speak.

She married Billy Joel, after all.



* I make no claims as to the usefulness of such a metric
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Ballerinas du Jour
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 16:36:26 GMT

For weeks my folks tittered and jittered about the nature of my
Christmas gift from Aunt Norma. "You don't have one. We're very
certain of this. You *don't* have one..."

Christmas arrived. Chocolate was eaten. Norma's gift was
handed to me. I opened the box.

A wooden soldier, his jaw flexible, a lever on his back; smiling
vertical rows of painted teeth. Fully a foot tall.

"I was so proud of myself when I found it," said Aunt Norma.
"It's just the thing to liven your apartment."

Wonderful.

My apartment is now the Nutcracker Suite.

-T

Sublimate the diversified peregrine

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hin9@quads.uchicago.edu (T. Rev)
Subject: Re: Bad News
Reply-To: hin9@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Harlequinade
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 03:58:42 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.174834.29117@wam.umd.edu> kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>In article <1992Dec16.080743.1866@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:
>>If you're reading this right now, you're a God.  
>>Right Now.  Officially. 

>Oh.  I thought I was supposed to be Goddess of Unmotivated, Procrastinating,
>Aimless Graduate Students Who Moan and Bitch A Lot Yet Refuse to Get A
>Real Job.

   No, that's me.  I am not even taking classes any more, just Not Working
on my thesis and sponging off the parents.  And I whine constantly.  I
win, because I am not even motivated enough to post to t.b. anymore.

>yong-mi
>if that's taken, I'll just preside over People Who Will Not Diet

   No, that's me too.

   T. Rev
   give me a job.  no, don't.

-- 
'Ever since the time I was laid up sick with nothing to read but the Carson
of Venus series by Edgar Rice Burroughs--well, let's just say it left a stain
on the ice-cream suit of my aesthetics.  The dry cleaners can't remove that
stain, if you get my meaning, but I gotta wear *something* in public.'
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Picasso-puss)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Jose, Jose, he's our man
Distribution: world
Date: 3 Jan 93 17:34:43 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <1993Jan3.051612.25285@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:
>annie@canetoad.UUCP (Picasso-puss) writes:


I didn't say "brilliant as pie."


...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: YOU POISONOUS LITTLE ICE DWARFS, YOU!
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 22:55:23 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <29079@oasys.dt.navy.mil> gifford@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Barbara Gifford) writes:
>In talk.bizarre, dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>>Now here's a title you have to respect.
>>
>>--
>>I hate the 3B2
>>The 3B2 can bite me.
>
>I just wanted to say hello.  I used to work at NNMC; up in Employee
>Relations, CPO.  Your the first NNMC person I have seen on the network.
>Also, I didn't know NNMC and its tenant commands had access.  Well,
>bite me.

They usually don't, but Jim Small is an experimental subject that they
keep locked up in the dungeon.  He is in a small cell with a bed, chair,
table, and a 3B2/300 on which he is allowed to receive a feed of one
USENET froup.  He picked talk.bizarre, much to our chagrin.

And he will bite you, if you get too close.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	merk!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Short shamefaced confession
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 00:31:59 GMT

in talk.bizarre, josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes) writes:
)
)I went to rent a porno movie the other day...


For sheer immediate humor/shock value I recommend renting 
"Edward Penishands".

carasso
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bob
Date: 3 Jan 93 00:32:51 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1i4j9oINNikm@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>How to get there:
>LAND
>----
>The seventh house on the left will be 217 Thomas Nelson, with two
>evergreens on either side of the driveway and a dipole antenna slung between
>two trees about fifty feet above the house.  I may put a green light in
>front of the house for easy location.

What, no talk-in frequency?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Blair.Haworth@launchpad.unc.edu (Blair Haworth)
Subject: Re: Short shameful Xmas confession
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Distribution: talk
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 09:11:37 GMT

In article <1992Dec29.184736.5107@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>
>In article <1992Dec28.145508.24354@samba.oit.unc.edu>, Blair.Haworth@launchpad.unc.edu (Blair Haworth) writes:
>>  
>> Down here, the otherwise-estimable G. Heileman Brewing Co. has recently
>> started selling a deballed version of Black Label "Canadian Style [I hope
>> they don't consider calling it that an act of war]" Beer, one of my four
>> major food groups in college, when it cost about six and a half bucks a
>> case. 
>
>"Otherwise-estimable", my ass. The only part of that operation that's
>"estimable" is the marketing department, which succeeds at selling that
>sorry offal they call "Old Style" at half the taverns and all the carryouts
>in Chicago, at non-cheap-beer prices.
>
>Then there's that brand they call "Special Export", which used to come in
>bottles that looked like Molson Golden, and sold at Molsonesque prices.[...]

We don't get those much down here; must be some scam they run on poor
deluded Yankees.  Why the hell would anyone buy any Heileman beer except
the rock-bottom kinds?  Premium Heileman beer? Whatta travesty.  It's as
ridiculous an idea as, say, whole-wheat Wonder Bread.  

Of course, my wife brought home a loaf of that last week.  I fear for the
future of the Republic. 

--
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     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
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From: J.P.Knight@lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Coincidence?
Date: 21 Dec 92 18:44:19 GMT
Organization: Dept of Comp. Studies, Loughborough University of Tech., UK.
Originator: jon@hill.lut.ac.uk

I'm posting this whilst listening to ``I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue'' on
Radio 4[*].  The frightening thing is, that I haven't.

Got a clue that is.

Jon

[*] For those poor, unenlightened colonials and foreigners who don't
live within the boundaries of this green and sceptred isle, ``I'm Sorry
I Haven't A Clue'' is the best humourous programme an BBC Radio 4.  The
basic premise of the programme is a panel of various immensely funny
(and possible insane) famous people have to take part in a range of
games with either few or no rules.  It is very funny.  It should be
England's greatest export.  Unfortunately, most non-nationals would be
hard pressed to understand much of the humour.
-- 
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Jon Knight, Research Student in High Performance Networking and Distributed
Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
** I can't even talk to you without the aid of chemicals or lies. - Pele **
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: what i want for xmas
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 04:32:30 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <P6X=NM#@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>I don't want anything for Christmas.  I've got everything I need
>right here.
>
>I've got a pint of Cuervo, Fear's "Fuck Christmas" cued up on my
>turntable, a videocassette of "Bad Girls From Mars" in my VCR, and a
>brick of Black Cat firecrackers.
>
>Here I go a-wassailing.


Wrong.  You need another pint of Cuervo and an ounce of Panama's best.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	merk!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: jws
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 29 DEC 92 14:20:03    

In article <u69nj1o@zola.esd.sgi.com>, cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes...

>Fred Franz [...] once answered a question about god
>killing little children in Armageddon by saying, "Little nits
>eventually become lice, and little rats grow up to become big
>rats."

I think we should adopt this as the official motto of talk.bizarre.

JGH

   "Little nits eventually become lice, and little rats grow up to 
    become big rats." -- Fred Franz
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: be prepared!
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 05:26:28 GMT

boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell) writes:
>Calling my landlord to demand the kerosene heater back until he
>fixes the god damned heating system--of course, someone stole the
>spare kerosene off my porch

You live too far north.  You can sleep on my porch without kerosene.
--
!cat .signature
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hell of a way to go
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 21:46:30 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <josh.725218144@pogo> josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes) writes:
>grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation) writes:
>
>>Most
>>likely they would start doing about 5 million "Hair Marys" night and day.
>
>I gots to know. What's a hair mary? Some new drink sensation?
>These kids today....I just dunno...


A can of V8 with a pubic hair in it.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	merk!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: uwec power loss
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 13:02:10 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <1992Dec19.213322.13672@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>, Starcap'n Ra writes:

> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu (that Joachim thing) writes:
> > Our sysad has placed the following announcement in everyone's login:
> 
>      Fuck off, geek.

Does it really work?

> --Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy

Dac
--
From: hkhenson@cup.portal.com (H Keith Henson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Will I go to hell just for thinking this?
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 92 23:37:04 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <gerald.724349519@gerald> <RANJIT.92Dec19004459@unagi.cis.upenn.edu>
  <1h00btINNn86@agate.berkeley.edu>

Back to the orginal theme of this thread, I have always wondered about
the image the "one nation, under God" brings up.  I know certain people
can't say it without breaking up.  (For those who never saw the cartoon,
Uncle Sam is getting from this heavy god dude.)
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Opening line looking for a story
Date: 21 Dec 92 20:24:48 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

While carefully prying apart the rotting log, searching for those fat, juicy,
tender white grubs I had so grown to love...

---
From: hauben@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Michael Hauben)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Shampoo
Date: 30 Dec 92 03:50:47 GMT
Organization: Columbia University

As I was taking a shower this morning I thought to myself:

	"Hmmm, Why are there so many brands of shampoo in the
stores? This is confusing, because shampoo is basically liquid
soap, no?"

	This occured to me because there is much wasted time
effort and money because of the mass of shampoo brands. Is the
world a better place because there are 20x10^10 brands of
shampoo? Other than person Y's higher or shiner hair I don't
think it makes a didily squat difference!

Help me understand! :)

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From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: reach out and grab it
Date: 30 Dec 92 09:37:30 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz

kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby) writes:
>>I'm afraid bizarre is a non-trivial thing. One cannot
>>just reach out and grab it.
>
>This is not true.
>
>Bizarre is the new cologne by Liz Taylor.

Bizarre is a new band out of Ayers Rock.

	--The Elder Dan
	Bizarre is the new luxury car from Hyundai....
From: english@alicudi.usc.edu (Joe English)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Xmas cheer, part one
Date: 22 Dec 1992 16:45:10 -0800
Organization: Nerds of Action
Distribution: talk
Reply-To: joe@trystero.art.com
NNTP-Posting-Host: alicudi.usc.edu


In article <schnitzi.725032669@eola.cs.ucf.edu>, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
|> If I see one more clever rewrite of "'Twas the Night Before
|> Christmas" in the paper, I'm going to fly up to Washington
|> and chop down the Presidential Christmas tree, in broad
|> daylight.

Hm.

Maybe I ought not to post my rewrite of ``The Twelve Days of Christmas''
after all...


--joe@trystero.art.com

  on the seventh day of Christmas, I posted to t.b:

    Seven small black boxes labeled X Industries that I'm afraid
      to open.  And they're PULSING.
    Six killfiles *plonk*ing,
    FUCK OFF AND DIE
    Four flaming newbies,
    Three Rictus Heps,
    Two cave newts,
    And another goddam version of this song.

  was all that was really solid anyway.  Besides, I
  swore never *ever* to inflict another one of these
  things on the human race.  Sorry if anyone's got it
  stuck in their head now.  Try humming ``Dead'' by
  TMBG.  Or use a screwdriver.  One or the other usually
  works for me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: what i want for xmas
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 92 15:15:49 GMT

>If war's good economic policy, then why do people say they want peace?

a. People are stupid.
b. Economics has nothing to do with reality.
c. The people who want peace do not decide economic policy.
d. The people who decide economic policy do not want peace.

Any or all of the above. (And I'm being generous - after all, it is
Christmas/the solstice/the consumerist festival of your choice.)

L.

** Yeah, I always did fancy Emma Pele - 
          someone confusing rubbish 60s TV with rubbish 90s music **
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: -=- Welcome to alt.politics.greens -=-
Date: 30 Dec 1992 14:15:46 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Dec30.111558.3705@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr) writes:
>In article <Jym.29Dec1992.1331@naughty-peahen> Jym Dyer <jym@mica.berkeley.edu> writes:
>>Green movements originated in Germany, where they were known
>>as die Gruenen (literally, "the greens").  The name was chosen
>>to reflect ecological concerns, but I don't believe this usage
>>in analagous with the recent use of "green" in English.
>
>Yup.  Here in the USA, "the greens" is something you put vinegar on and
>sort of stir around on your plate until you have a chance to feed them to
>the dog or hide under the bones from your pork chops.

You fool!  You can't put vinegar on the greens!  You'd never be able to
keep the ball steady, for one thing.  Your caddy would look at you pretty
oddly, too.
--scott
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: LIFE ROCKS!
Date: 28 Dec 92 22:49:42 GMT
Organization: The Gorilla-Shaped Cookie Trust, GmbH

In article <BzLyx0.n24@NCoast.ORG> brown@NCoast.ORG (Stan Brown) writes:
>In article <1992Dec18.030125.3078@peanut> wilsonandrew@bvc.edu writes:
>>[stuff deleted] 
>>So. The only problem remains is how the task will actually be performed. 
>>I figure, the messier the better. 
>
>Yesterday I started watching my old tapes of {Life on Earth}, and in the
>volcano scenes, I thought of a really fabulous way to go:  Throw oneself
>into a volcano.  It's suicide, and at the same time serves humanity by
>propitiating the volcano gods so that the lava will miss inhabited areas.

Now why don't t.b newbies think like this?

Mark., because then they wouldn't be newbies?
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: taylor@ccrs.emr.ca (Trevor Taylor)
Subject: Re: this season
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 20:18:33 GMT

In article <tvfu9k8@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>This is the Christmas of wildly variable gift-giving.  It
>is the Christmas of insanely appropriate & excellent gifts
>for five people, and of nothing whatsoever for 10 others.
>It is the Christmas of 2 CDs for them, and 5 CDs for me.
>It is the Christmas of maybe finding a tie for the boyfriend,
>while achieving present perfection for his nephews.  It is
>the Christmas of muttering violent imprecations against
>Frank & Bing, Rudolph & Frosty while weeping over "It's a
>Wonderful Life".  It is my fourth Christmas, and I suspect
>it will be my last.  And not because of any religious wars,
>Christians v Pagans, either.  Because the American Christmas
>econonmy is sick.  Because advertising nauseates me.  Because
>every time I see a manufacturer using Christmas to sell me
>something, I want to machine-gun him, his ad agency, and his
>product.
>
>Christmas is meant to produce happy satisfied consuming non-
>revolutionary citizens.  It has done the opposite with me.
>
>---
>c j silverio


More, moree , more

	Christ on a stick for the masses is the ultimate expression
of consumptive behaviour (people used to die of consumption).

	Its is a time for obssesion, obligation, repression.

Obssession ---- ' What do you mean you are only coming to visit 
		for two hours on Christmas - You'll miss all the 
		presents, the tree, and a great wopping dried out
		chunk of turkey '  - any relative (grannies, mothers etc)

Obligation ---- ' God damn -- your coming because it is the season to
		be friendly to people and relatives you can not stand'

Repression --- ' Now that you are here, we simply must critisize your
		lifestyle - When are you going to stop tarting about
		a procreate with somebody ? '

	Why not change it to winter solstice and have a festival of
	booze, food -----without being forced to purchase gifts ?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ACK! MY ACCOUNT IS GOING AWAY
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 04:27:40 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Dec28.210216.26299@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>
>ACK!  MY ACCOUNT IS GOING AWAY.
>I NEED A NEW ACCOUNT.
>PLEASE HELP.
>CARASSO.
>

What did you do this time?

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Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	merk!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre