HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: AI CD-ROM product announcement (YUCK! YUCK!)
Date: 28 Aug 92 01:53:18 GMT
Followup-To: comp.ai,misc.test,talk.bizarre
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

in comp.ai steve.rainwater@ocitor.fidonet.org (Steve Rainwater) writes:
)NETWORK CYBERNETICS CORPORATION
)PRESS RELEASE - September 1, 1992
)
)Network Cybernetics Corporation intends to release annual revisions to
)the AI CD-ROM to keep it up to date with current developments in the
)field. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
)                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
)The AI CD-ROM includes collections of files that address many
)specific AI/AL topics including:
)
)
)
)        -Linguistics/Natural Language: The largest collection of
)derivations of ELIZA ever assembled including source code.
                ^^^^^
                ^^^^^



HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.



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hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Advertising
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 00:37:10 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.131508.6333@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

>SODOMY---its not just for breakfast anymore.

What a bummer this could become a cereal cascade!!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Organization: t.b
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:09:12 GMT

nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:
> Neither of these are true, because self-styled purveyors of common
>   sense seem to HATE STUPID PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.

     Nah, not all the time.  We don't hate 'em
when they're sleeping, as long as they don't
snore.

> Is that fair?

     Fairness has nothing to do with emotions.

     I mean really -- haven't you ever sat in a bar
and had some dumb fuck attempt to talk your ear off
about some dumb stupid bullshit until you just
wanted to scream "You're a stupid asshole.  Shut the
fuck up."?  Do you really stop to wonder whether or
not you're being fair?

     It's not like I want them to die or anything,
or not get their paycheck next week.  I just
want them to shut the fuck up and get out of my
face.  And I want the ones in power to quit chopping
down rainforests and quit telling me what I can
or cannot pick out of the ground and smoke, etc.,
etc.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Differentiation
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 03:10:06 GMT

larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky) writes:

>All five arrived at exactly the same instant, in the same flash of light,
>in more or less random positions across the globe.  They were all identical,
>down to the positions of their component molecules.  

More Wavey Davey posts?????


act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28002 rec.arts.poems:8492 alt.feminism:258
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems,alt.feminism
Subject: AN ORIGINAL POEM BY ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Date: 30 Aug 92 01:07:55 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.


The Vent

The vent stared up,
with steel prison bars,
slashing through it.

The heat poured up,
with lethal humidity,
sweat breaking through it.

The girl's blood trickled down,
with torturous frigidity,
silence roaring through it.

The venting was over,
with the door slamming shut,
though the trickling breathed through it.


(C)opyright 1992   ROGER DAVID CARASSO.

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hugs, Rachel
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Safe, legal rape
Date: 3 Sep 92 19:24:58 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
)kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
)) Ferchrisake, lighten up already.  Check the goddam keywords.
)
)     For starters, putting "Keywords: sarcasm"
)in the header does not give one carte blanche
)to write hateful articles without fear of
)justified criticism.





I write the songs that make the whole world sing,
I write the songs of love and special things,
I write the songs that make the young girls cry,
I write the songs, I write the songs.










)     That said, even giving the benefit of the
)doubt as to its intent, the article gypsy flamed
)had no redeeming features.  As far as I'm
)concerned, it failed as humor and it certainly
)failed as an antiabortion argument since the
)analogy drawn was completely illogical.  And
)note that I'm not saying the article wasn't
)funny because it concerned rape -- while rape
)humor *is* by definition in poor taste, it is
)*not* by definition not funny.



HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

MEN SHOULDN'T WRITE RAPE JOKES!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE DILDOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

YOU STARCAP'N RA ARE NO TED KENNEDY!!@@!!!@



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cj gypsy
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27342 alt.prose:1164 alt.sex:27547 alt.sex.bondage:16386 alt.butt.harp:205
From: 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.butt.harp
Subject: Re: RICHH: TELL ME SOMETHING TO MAKE ME HATE YOU
Date: 25 Aug 92 13:19:39 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <BtH984.L38@news.cso.uiuc.edu> Paul-Pomes@uiuc.edu writes:
>grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
>
>>Love, best wishes and here's hoping something heavy falls on your
>>genitals soon. xxxooo
>
>How nice.  How wise were you during your high-school and college days?
>How very lucky of you to have never done anything you regretted later.
>Try to have some perspective.  Buy some if you're short.

Like yeah!  This guy should sell his C-64 and make a downpayment on a
clue...  Many's the hopeless helpless hour I've spent poring over Richh's
stuff - a genius, that's what he is, y'all hear, he's a GEEN-IUS.

Hmm.

Mitch.
From: sjhancoc@teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au (Steve J Hancock)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: re:  Are you STILL a Computer GEEK?
Date: 1 Sep 92 23:33:52 GMT

Myself I cannot vouch for but,

My friend craig had his bucks party on saturday night
and     he invited about 25 of his "mates"
unfortunatly only 12 showed up
myself
my mate phil
an old friend - glen
someone I live with - mike

and 8 of the most criminally charismaless people in existance -all computer/
car fanatics

"My car gets worse gas millage than your car" - these people actually brag about
this !

"yea but why would you want to use os2 it has such "generic computing term" and
doesn't " another generic computing term

another mate of mine - Nick - showed up - 1 minute or less, saw the geeks and
 " Ive got another date craig sorry mate gotta dash" - lucky him

I then sat through 1&1/2 hours of the most purile crap ever...
then we went to the dover castle (a bar/pub) where they then proceeded to
poison him by spiking his drinks

craig:" after that drink with the white floaty stuff in it I don't remember
much"

needless to say we left as soon as was reasonably polite

and went and watched some videos

he spent the next 5 hours vacating his stomach - nothing embarrasing nothing he
will really remember for the rest of his life

lets just hope he enjoys his honeymoon better - if he can get the geek out of
his system that is - " Oh wow its just like an I/O port only bigger"

I gotta get away from these computers if i'll end up like that

                                                        Steve.
--
|               Steven Hancock  (<:->|<-:>)    <aka Gigan>                    |
|---------------   sjhancoc@teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au   --------------------|
|         the only problem with rich people is - they're not me               |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 09:22:17 GMT

In article <8379@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au> newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Newton) writes:
>
>If you find that t.b is not your cup of tea, then why bleat
>about it at me?  Why tell me to "NEVER post to t.b again"
>when the solution is intimately connected with the contents
>of the "talk.bizarre" line in your .newsrc?  

because i got a pointy hat, son, and that's status.
you can argue with me, but you can't argue with status.

t.b used to be my cup of tea.  now carasso has
turned it into a haven for horny freshmen.  there
is nowhere else on the net for me to find the kind
of enlightened bizarreness that can be found here,
if one cares to wade through all the crap.  there
are PLENTY of other places horny freshmen can make
sophomoric hooter jokes.  i'm sure i could even
talk someone into creating alt.hooters Just For
Them, if only they would get the FUCK out of my
face.

jesus, asshole, if YOU don't like hooter jokes either,
why don't you flame the fuckers who are deluging us
with them, instead of bitching at me for daring to
complain?  no, wait, let me guess: you can deal with
horny freshmen, but you Just Don't Like Women With
Attitudes.

i've been posting here, what, five years now?  before
anyone ever heard of carasso, anyway.  and YOU are 
telling ME to get out?  fuck you.  

>Don't whine to me about it!  Really, Gypsy, I just don't care!

and i don't care whether you care, so obviously we are
never going to come to any kind of agreement whatsoever.
why don't you just ignore my posts, and i'll ignore
yours, and we can both insult other people in peace?
i had nothing against you; i had never even noticed 
anything you'd posted, so i assume you're just mediocre,
and not actually offensive.  

>Woman.  Feminist.  Can _you_ spot the difference?

ooops, you ARE offensive.  never mind, i'll just put
you in my killfile and be done with it.  there's no
point arguing with someone who has an attitude problem
of your magnitude.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: "responsible for the holocaust"
Date: 2 Sep 92 01:37:29 GMT

John Woods, of the plaid wife John Woods's, who ought to know better, scribes:

> Our own Special Weapons Dalek unleashes a masterful condemnation
> of K*nt's moral bankruptcy ...

Sigh.  You mean that piece of twaddle gweggie wrote when his brain was
in his other suit being dry cleaned?

Think for a minute.

Who was it said "Never again:

   "... will we leave our wives and daughters to the mercies of monsters;"

   "... will we leave our security to the 'generosity' of other nations;"

   "... will we let being communists, or facists, or capitalists divide us
        when we must be joined together to survive;"

   "... will we die like sheep instead of resisting as a people?"

That there were innumerable instances of brave resistance among all the
victims of Nazi Germany doesn't convince the Jews themselves that their
divided, for the most part pacifistic, approach then was the one that
leads to group survival.

So they changed their coats from sheep to wolves, and have kicked butts
ever since on anyone that tried to mess with them.

Now if they, by their acts, agree with my premise, where does gweggie's
"masterful condemnation" end up?

In the dustbin of history.

Which he reads without understanding a speck.

Along with your dust laden ass kissing.

Which you accomplish without missing a lick.

Kent, the man from xanth.
[Known to suffer fools poorly if at all.  Sad they are so multitudinous.]
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: How to decide if a point is inside a polygon?
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 17:03:11 GMT

mps@sparc68.hri.com (Mark Stockley) writes:

>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Mark P. Stockley    |   INET: mps@hri.com    | But I don't like Spam!!!
>Horizon Research    |  Voice: (617) 466-8300 | 
>1432 Main St.,      |                        | Is the alphabet in that order
>Waltham MA 02154    |    FAX: (617) 466-8323 | or is it because of that song?
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A Monty Python quote and a Steven Wright misquote in the same .sig.
Amazing.

Besides, everyone knows that the alphabet is in that order because
they thought up all the letters and then arranged them in alphabetical
order.  Duh.

mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: i'm so glad...
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 18:19:09 GMT

...that Joanna Going is back on TV.

-- 
----\
-jja
From: Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Flesh
Date: 25 Aug 92 21:13:00 GMT

I visited a science museum for children on the hill.  The view of the 
cities and refineries at twilight was magnificent, all the lights 
twinkling through the ground mist.  Inside were all of the usual 
exhibits, puzzles, light displays, tame interesting animals and birds, 
weird carnivorous plants, educational computer games, bubbles, sound 
displays, and a special new display to show children about cloning 
tissue samples.  There was a great flat screen of smooth, perfect human 
skin being sustained by a circulation system of tubes and a technician 
who came by to spray it with a saline solution periodically. Though the 
skin was not attached to a brain, it reacted in it's simple way.  The 
technician showed me how to make it, well, how to make it happy.  When 
she stroked it gently, it quivered slightly and little goosebumps spread 
across it.  I stood at the display for nearly an hour, stroking the 
smooth, warm skin, and giving it goosebumps.


Thought is deeper than all speech,
Feeling deeper than all thought.
                   Christopher Pearse Cranch
___________________________________________________MorrisaS%Autodesk.com
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State at home)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Sleazy French
Summary: the garbage men woke me up so I'm posting to t.b
Date: 31 Aug 92 12:17:18 GMT


Excerpt from my bedtime reading:

"In Paris, that trendsetting city, the cobbler Jean Tisserand founded
around 1490 the _Refuge des filles de Paris_ [...] Poor girls would
prostitute themselves as to qualify for entry there [...] In 1500
candidates [...] were asked for proofs, not of repentance, but of
previous lechery -- certificates of depravity, in fact."

    -- Jacques Rossiaud, "Prostitution, sex and society in French towns
    in the fifteenth century," in "Western Sexuality," Philippe Aries and
    Andre Bejin, ed.

I have no joke here, I just like to say "certificate of depravity."


hugs, Louis XII
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 17:56:35 GMT


In article <la06lbINNsrp@aludra.usc.edu>, rone@aludra.usc.edu writes:
|Quit the feminist/antifeminist bullshit.
|This is talk.bizarre.
|We hate men and women alike.

Misanthropy is not my artistic mode in t.b.  Bemused
befuddlement is.  I have no problem with reading stuff from
people whose stance *is* utterly misanthropic.

But this recent excrescence of misogyny is real.  These people
don't just take this position for fun in t.b, they live it.
These are real opinions you're looking at.  This is real shit
that gypsy & Yong-Mi & I see every day.

I've never met you, but the circumstantial evidence suggests
that you're white, male, and not poverty-stricken.  You are
utterly clueless.  Shut up, listen, and learn something.

---
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com      C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"Oh, you're a bigot all right, you just feel that saying you have the 
right to be one means you're liberal.  If it didn't happen so often, 
it would be funny."  Mark Sobolewski, in talk.religion.misc
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Greetings from College Park, MD
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:39:49 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742



_The Diamondback_, the student rag, runs this ad from some place
called University Wine & Spirits, which includes helpful directions
on how to get there.  Among the items they advertise this week is
something called the "Jagermeister Party Kit 750ml" for $15.99.
I'm kind of curious as to what this is, but I am rather afraid to
find out.  They also sell keg conversion kits and offer special
discounts on bulk purchases.  Being a country bumpkin, I find
this all rather, new.  I mean, back in North Carolina, the ABC store
did not advertise in _The Daily Tar Heel_, and apparently you needed
to obtain a permit to transport liquor above a certain amount in
your car (I am talking of liquor not yet ingested).



yong-mi
oh, and "Prices are the same for cold or warm beer"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.wanted.moslem.gay
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: News of Iran
Summary: brief on recent history of anti-gay purge in Iran
Keywords: homosexuality, Iran, fundamentalism, criminal justice
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 04:04:20 GMT

glp5941@ultb.isc.rit.edu (Greg Pratt) writes:

>Iran has been particularly repressive against gays in recent history
>(possibly due largely to its religiously fundamentalist government).  When
>the Ayatollah came to power in 1979, massive purgese of homosexuals began in
>Iran.  Gay persons were rounded up and executed en masses in town squares all
>over the country.  In May, 1990, Iran's chief justice announced a new
>crackdown on Iranian gays.  This included a list of five options given to
>persons convicted of homosexuality: being beheaded with a sword, stoned to
>death, burned alive, buried alive, or hurled from a great height.  (source:
>Lavender Lists)

And here I was thinking that Iran had nothing to offer the world.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE DAN QUAYLE DICTIONARY
Date: 26 Aug 92 18:00:48 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN TALK.BIZARRE rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
)Abner sez:
)
))JOHN HEIM writes:
)))You realize that, if Dan Quayle ever gets to be president, tradition 
)))holds that somebody, somewhere build a library and name it after him.
))
)))"The Dan Quayle Memorial Library"
))
))No, no, no.  "The Dan Quayle Memoreal Librarie"
)
)HAW HAW HAW
)I GET IT!@#
)
)DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@
)
)I GET IT !!@!@@!
)
)HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.


I don't get it.


carasso "...quoting gooley out of context."
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hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: the whole foods craze
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 01:30:56 GMT

---
I am eating potato chips, but I am guilt-free.
I am eating all-natural hand-cooked potato chips.
I am eating chemical-free potato chips.
I am eating "yogurt and green onion" potato chips.
I bought them at Whole Foods.
I am virtuous.
None of these calories count.
---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: 'LOSS OF VIRGINITY' STORIES
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 19:39:17 GMT

In <b4gn-p#.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:

>Name				Number of times having sex this week
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Scott Dorsey			3
>Roger Carasso		       11
>Mark Gooley			0*
ben                             9

>*masturbation does not count, Mark.

ben                             3

-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
"Get the hell out of my way!" - John Galt
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Subject: Re: Mixing Newsfroups
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 15:11:28 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.140941.7998@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>"When I showed up at the Neil Diamond concert without a ticket,
>everyone stood up, laughed, and pointed at my erection."
>
>trivia: which two froups' "humor" did i combine here?
>
>-r
  I KNOW! I KNOW!  ITS REC.MUSIC.BUTTHARP AND COMP.OS.VMS, RIGHT?



  john
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From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: illegal substances
Date: 2 Sep 1992 23:28:36 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

In article <9209022129.AA00552@helium> dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
>Gypsy Meredith opines:
>> My younger brother and I are still the only people I knwo of who have not
>> tried any illegal substances.
>to which M. d'Nereverri (oh, right) replied:
>> Ahem.
>Let me add my own "Ahem."  Never even felt the urge.  May be a generational
>thing, more likely some of that "Wages of Stupidity" stuff; I simply know
>better.



You're all fucking weirdos.


5150
time to killfile me again
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre