HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: rec.humor

Bob was very proud of his new dog, a beautiful golden
retriever. But, alas, one afternoon,  not long after
buying the dog, Bob looked  out of the kitchen window,
and there stood Sunshine, with the bloody remains of
Bob's close neighbor Frank's favorite bunny.

Bob quickly ran out, grabbed the wet, bloody fur ball,
ran into the house and proceeded to wash, blow dry,
and fluff up what was left.

Late that night, Bob stealthily sneaked into Frank's
back yard, and very quietly opened the empty rabbit hutch.
He placed his coiffed masterpiece into the hutch, slid
the clasp shut, and again very quietly and quickly
returned home.

At daybreak, the next day, bob was awakened by an uproar
in his front yard. Slipping on his robe, he rushed to the
door, opened it, and found Frank standing there in an
outrage.

"We have really got some sick-o bastards in this neighborhood,
Bob. My favorite bunny, Hoppy, died three days ago, and I 
buried him in my back yard. Last night, so jerk went and
dug up the remains and put them back in Hoppy's hutch!"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bob@esri.com (Bob Simpson)
Subject: joke
Organization: Environmental Systems Research Institute
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 01:29:55 GMT

Q.  Let's say your have a 10 inch penis on your forehead.
    How many inches can you see by looking upward.

A.  None.  The balls are covering your eyes.
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The worst joke I've ever told
Date: 19 Nov 92 18:06:28 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

Q: What do you get when a pig picks his nose?





A: Hamboogers.



-------------------------
  "You may wait here in the sitting room,
   or you can sit here in the waiting room."
From: sl3nf@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 18 Nov 92 21:39:36 GMT
Organization: Utah State University

In article <1992Nov16.213827.11685@athena.cs.uga.edu>, gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Gundlach Family account) writes:
> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
> %_In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
> %_>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
> %_>
> %_>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> %_>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> %_>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> %_>>they'd be....
> %_>
> %_>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> %_>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> %_>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> %_>they'd be...
> %_>
> %_999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> %_999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> %_and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
> %_they'd be...
> 
> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall
> and if one green bottle should accidentaly fall
> they'd be...
> 
> %_
> -- 
> ********************************************************************************
> *-:^) *** Mike Gundlach        * "No, please, call me, 'Wonko the Sane'.
> * Gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu.*  Goodbye, and Thanks For all the Fish
> ********************************************************************************


	Some people must be _REALLY_ bored!
From: mark@sunburn.racal.COM (Mark Christophel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Date: 16 Nov 92 15:56:27 GMT
Reply-To: mark@sunburn.racal.COM
Organization: Racal-Datacom, Inc.

In article 61o@acsu.buffalo.edu, v140pxgt@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) writes:
>
>	The thread on car names is going so well I thought I'd take the liberty
>of starting one for airline acronyms and similar joke names. I have many, but 
>you may certainly want to add some.
>
>TWA-Try Walking Across
>Teeny Weeeny Airlines
The Worst Airlines (personal experience)

Sabena (Belgium?) -- Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

---
Mark J. Christophel
mark@sunburn.InterLan.COM
Racal-Datacom, Inc.


Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
From: lacaa@sersun1 (Lacatena A)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Long Joke Request.
Date: 19 Nov 92 12:14:58 GMT
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Does anybody out there know about those really long jokes which go on
for ages and ages and then throw a punchline so weak and hopeless that they
leave you wanting to wring the teller's neck to the width of a human hair?

If so could they possibly post them? Thanks.

Joke:

Q: Are you the front end of a donkey?
A: No.

Q: Are you the hind end of a donkey?
A: No.

Well then, you must be no end of an ass!!!

--
Tony Lacatena.     |   
Dept. of Comp. Sci.|  "No chance, you metal bastard." 
Essex University.  |
From: x91kozlowsk3@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lawsuits You Wouldn't Believe
Date: 23 Nov 92 15:37:22 EST
Organization: Western Michigan University

In article <23NOV92.12425304.0015@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU>, EC0AAEF <EC0AAEF@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU> writes:
> I want to preface this with the disclaimer that I don'thave
> a sufficiently well developed imagination to have made this up|
> (Actually Lewis Grizzard also covered this in a recent column)
> 
> About a year ago in New Orleans, a man met a woman at a bar.  One
> thing led to another, and the couple ended up at the woman's house.
> 
> The man has since filed a lawsuit against the woman - to wit
> 
> While engaging in sexual relations, the defendant caused the plaintiff
> to change his position relative to both her and the bed several times,
> causing him to become disoriented.  As a result of this he fell out of
> the bed.
> 
> Plainiff further claims that the bed frame on said bed was incorrectly
> assembled so that the frame of the bed projected out past the mattress.
> Plaintiff hit this projection causing a broke femur.  As such, he has
> sued seeking damages and pain and suffering.
> 
> The woman has filed a reply in which she claims that the man was far
> too intoxicated to have had romantic intentions, and that she was
> actually sleeping on the couch in the other room at the time when the
> plaintiffs thrashing about caused him to fall out of bed.
> 
> I will be happy to post the entire claim/counter claim to anyone
> who doesn't believe that this really occured.  I will, however, in the
> interest of the woman remove her name as well as the docket number.
> 
> BTW  Need I add that the plaintiff is a lawyer?
> 
> JUSTICE IS BLIND (AND INCREASINGLY DUMB)
> 


I HOPE YOU POST THE RESULTS OF THIS CASE.


MATEUSZ M.M.P. "OOOOOOOOOHHH. THAT'S NICE. HEY PUT AWAY THE ICE
PICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Subject: comparative religion
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:01:22 EST

        re:  Shit list

        pretty good, but I've heard a few variations.  here's the way I
        originally heard them.

> Mormonism               This shit is going to happen.

        Crap happens (you can't say shit in Utah)

> Catholicism             Shit happens because you are BAD.

        If shit happens, you deserved it.

> Atheism                 Sheeit!

        I don't beleive this shit.

        or ..

        No shit!

>   ??? Anybody know any others???

        Southern Baptist:  Shit will happen.  Praise the lord.

        Satanism:  We will make your shit happen.

--
Mike Clemens, Canada Remote Systems
E-Mail:  mike.clemens@canrem.com
---
  SLMR 2.1a  Always remember you're uniquejust like everyone else.
--
Canada Remote Systems  - Toronto, Ontario
World's Largest PCBOARD System - 416-629-7000/629-7044
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bianc@next09cville.wam.umd.edu (WierdnesS)
Subject: here you go -- Dog named sex
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 20:17:27 GMT

SEX IS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND

Usually everyone who has a dog calls him Rover or something.
I call mine ``Sex''.

Well, Sex is a very embarrassing name.  One day I took Sex for a walk and  
he
along and
morning.  I said I was
Thursday.

One day I went to City Hall to get a licence for Sex.  The clerk asked me  
what
like to 
didn't care what 
I've had Sex since I was two years old.''  He replied ``You must have been  
a strong boy.''

When I decided to get married I told the minister that I wanted to have  
Sex at
``But Sex 
revolves around Sex.''  
life and would not marry us 
the wedding would enjoy having Sex
the Justice of the Peace.  My family 

My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoom.  When I checked  
into the motel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and  
myself 
Motel is 
at night'' and the clerk said ``Me too.''

One day I told my friend that I had Sex on TV.  He said ``Show off.''
I told him it was a contest and he told me I should have sold tickets.

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the  
dog. 
said ``Me
me, he said ``Me

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and had more  
trouble
when I went for
``What seems to be the
left my life. It's like 
doctor said ``Look Mister, you 
friend. Why not get yourself a dog.''



                   --Bill Smith


I believe that this is the author's name, but like the avacadoes said to  
the peanuts, "don't quote me on that!"



LATER!

BIANC!
From: rfritz@zeus.calpoly.edu (Ryan E. Fritz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 17 Nov 92 06:58:17 GMT
Organization: Psychotic Computer Geeks, Inc.

In rec.humor, rm009b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (LOBO) spewed:
>
>  Would somebody email me the Green Golf Ball Joke, I've necer seen it and
>would like to find out what it is about.

The Green Golf Ball Joke is halarious!!  I would mail you a copy, but I had
it stored on my other account.  When the sysadmin here found out I had a
copy of the GGBJ, my account was frozen.  Maybe someone else could mail it
to you, though?

-- 
  "Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.  Too many puppies are being
   trained not to bark.  At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that
   we may maintain our oil fields."  -- PRIMUS         Ryan E. Fritz
                                                rfritz@poseidon.calpoly.edu
From: agius@dgaust.dg.oz (Jim Agius)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Wanted...Wedding telegrams
Date: 18 Nov 92 04:37:02 GMT
Organization: Data General Australia


 Help.....fellow internetters,
 I am in need of some dirty/funny Wedding Telegrams to send off a freind of mine
 this w'end. 
 Thanx
 
 jim-mister
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan)
Subject: Re: Send me the GGBJ, PLEEEESE.
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:50:05 GMT

In article <1992Nov15.124324.1@exodus.valpo.edu> res_ewv@exodus.valpo.edu writes:
>Yes, I really do want the GGBJ.
>
>Please, please send it to me.
>
>
>                                                                               
>                              Eric W. Vaandering                               
>  ____________________________________________________________________________ 
> |BITNet:    RES_EWV@VALPO                    USPS Net:  Eric Vaandering      |
> |InterNet:  RES_EWV@exodus.valpo.edu                    Brandt Hall          |
> |PhoneNet:  (219) 464-5868                              Valparaiso, IN 46383 |
> |____________________________________________________________________________|
> |                                                                            |
> |  What I said back then -- well, it's hard to find.  Number one, I          |
> |  didn't say it.                                                            |
> |                  -- George Bush, on calling Reagan's policies              |
> |                     ``voodoo economics'' during the 1980 primaries.        |
> |                     NBC rebroadcast the tape.                              |
> |____________________________________________________________________________|

Hmmm... overly large .sig, doesn't know the GGBJ, pleading attitude....
Obviously new here...

-- 
Matthew Ryan
zaphod@choate.edu

VI Rules!   So There!

Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
From: chapp@hprpcd.rose.hp.com (Bill Chapp)
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:27:50 GMT
Organization: HP - Systems Technology Division
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.8 PL6]

Mark Nelson (mnelson@wilma.cis.udel.edu) wrote:
>Bases need not even be integers: one of my favorites is sqrt(2) * I  
>(sqrt(2) * J for any engineers out there :-).

Someone else gave the example of base 2I using the digits 0, 1, 2, and 3.
What are the digits for base sqrt(2)*I, and in general how do you
determine which digits are "legal" for non integral bases?

Since (sqrt(2)*I)^2 = -2, it appears that the even powered digits work
like the base -2 example that started this mess.  The odd powered digits
seem to able to give us only imaginary multiples of sqrt(2), unless we
allow for irrational digits.

And my most important question: what does any of this have to do with
humor?

-Bill
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Student raise of grade form
From: Markus <MFM104@psuvm.psu.edu>
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 20:09:30 EST
Organization: Penn State University


                       STUDENT RAISE OF GRADE FORM

 Dear Professor:_________________________________________Date:_______________

     My grade in ___________________________ should be raised from __________
 to ______ because:

 1.  There must be a mistake somewhere.
 2.  I was not well at the time of the examination.
 3.  My mind always goes blank during an examination.
 4.  This mark ruined my prospect of getting a scholarship.
 5.  This is the only course in which I received a poor grade
 6.  This mark greived my mother (or Father). whose pride I am.
 7.  Conditons in the room were not conductive to concentration.
 8.  The examination was unfair and unfairly distributed over the subjec
 9.  I have to work after school and nights; therefore I should be given
     a break.
 10. I am married; therefore, I should be given a break.
 11. I would have done much better if I had taken the examination give t
     one of the other sections.
 12. Several people around me copied from my paper during the examinatio
     yet they received higher marks than I did. Surely this is not fair.
 13. The reason I did not do better is because I am very honest. I do no
     wish to say anything against any other members of the class.
 14. I know many of the class members who do not work as hard as I do an
     who got a better grade. I am recognized among my classmates as a
     good student - you just ask any one of them.
 15. The question were ambiguous, and therefore, my answers should be
     graded according to the reasonable interpretations that I made of
     your questions.
 16. Many of the questions could not be answered with straight facts;
     they were matters of opinion. I do not believe I should be penalize
     just because my opinions differ from those of the instructor.
 17. I have studied this subject from the broad philosophical viewpoint
     and therefore, I was unable to answer your technical-based question
 18. I am philosophically oriented to the realm of ideas; I respond to
     the sweep and scope of great intelects. My work is beyond the
     interest in petty details and parrot-like memorizing of those who
     are merely students
 19. At the time of the exzm i was suffering from a severe case of
     cognitive dissonance and was incapable of coping with the stress
     of the hour.
 20. It is not a higher mark I seek; I care nothing about marks; I think
     marks are wicked and I dasapprove of them. However, this pernicious
     system of which I am a victim requires marks for achieving success
     and therefore, I seek a higher mark.


                                 Signed_________________________________
From: ICEND@ASUACAD.BITNET
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: candy bar joke?
Date: 14 Nov 92 06:10:36 GMT
Article-I.D.: ASUACAD.92318.231036ICEND
 <1dsrgdINN5mb@PEACOCK.ZOO.CS.YALE.EDU>
Organization: Arizona State University

Wasn't there also somehing like the candy-bar story, only with names of sodas?
 I was 6 or 7 years old when I heard it, so I remember nothing.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aorpha@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Balls. The Monty Python Connection?
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
 GBYHTUVTNNNJFDGBHJJBHJDKSJBJHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 00:10:33 GMT

WE ARE THE DALEKS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED.

WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE!
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From: shadow@r-node.gts.org (Jay Chu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Female Masturbation!!!
Date: 19 Nov 92 22:39:58 GMT
Organization: Xnet

In article <97617@netnews.upenn.edu> pdyson@cattell.psych.upenn.edu (Paul J Dyson) writes:
>
>Speaking of euphamisms for female masturbation, I just happened
>to have a few that I can add........
>
>fixing the ceiling.
>shredding the paper.
>organizing the files.
>rearranging the furniture.
>asking a question.
>propping up the pillow.
>counting one's money.
>washing the elevator.
>throwing away the slinky.
>exploring the tax shelters.
>excavating an old Nissan.
>recycling the garbage.
>changing the lightbulb.
>
>Anyone got any more??????


-- 
        ______                shadow@r-node.gts.org
       | |__| |   If it's there and you can see it       - it's real
       |  ()  |   If it's there and you can't see it     - it's transparent
       |______|   If it's not there and you can't see it - you erased it!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: psbapat@mtu.edu (Pushpak Bapat)
Subject: Re: Restroom Graffitti
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:55:47 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.132305.6848@unix.brighton.ac.uk>, ddv@unix.brighton.ac.uk (Domenico De Vitto) writes:
> In the event of a nuclear war, put your head between your knees and kiss your
> ass goodbye......

This is straight from Larry Collins and Dominique LaPierre's
"The Fifth Horseman"

-- 

Pushpak Bapat                      | If people can't communicate, the 
e-mail: psbapat@mtu.edu            | least they can do is to shut up!!
Michigan Technological University  |                           - Tom Lehrer
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: CONNECTED NAME SEQUENCES
Date: 21 Nov 92 08:04:36 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


In article <murray.6.722263394@its.uct.ac.za>, murray@its.uct.ac.za (Mark Murray
) writes:
>In article <17NOV199217351251@zeus.tamu.edu> shekhar@zeus.tamu.edu (SHARAT SHEK
HAR) writes:
>>From: shekhar@zeus.tamu.edu (SHARAT SHEKHAR)
>>      I've come up with the notion of "CONNECTED NAME SEQUENCES" for
>>example consider :
>>                   -------------- ------------
>>              "UMA THURMAN THOMAS PAYNE WEBBER"      (Rank = 4)
>>               ----------- ------------
>>
>>      --------- ------------ ----------
>>      Jim Eddie Murphy Brown Sugar Bowl               (Rank = 5)
>>          ------------ -----------
>>
>
>How about:
>
>       DYLAN THOMAS HARDY KRUGER ?
>
>I had no idea that anyone else had thought of this sort of puzzle. Its
>something I thought of _years_ back.
>
>Mark
>
>--
>Mark Murray  (ITS/MURRAY)        \+/ Internet: murray@ucthpx.uct.ac.za
>User support services            +X+ Voice:    +27 21 650 3025
>Information Technology Services, /+\ This .sig is umop ap!sdn
>University of Cape Town, Rondebosch 7700, South Africa
>
How about:
 ----1---- -----3-----         ----5- -----7---- ------9------
 Malcolm X Ray Charles Jackson Five O Henry Ford Mustang Ranch Dressing
         -2--- -----4----------     ---6--- -----8------  =====10-----


Jones beach towel head case history class action jackson brown University

College Park Bench Warmer Weather Balloon Animal House Party animal farm hand

ball boy george forman Brother Pizza Box Score Board Room Service Pistol Pete

Wilson Phillips Petrolium jelly dougnut (w)hole thing Addams Burch Beer Keg

Tap Dance Marathon Race Bannon

Key Bridge- in D.C.  Shark Fisher- a fisherman who catches shark
Towel head- derogatory term for Arab animal farm- Orwell Book
Pistol Pete- BBaller from LSU Addams Burch-Sells restaurant supplies
Race Bannon- Bodyguard from johnny quest  Probably atleast 40 here, top that.


 
-- 
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
758-0207
MLSA

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jbuckner@lonestar.utsa.edu (James A. Buckner)
Subject: Re: DO YOU KNOW THE GGBJ?!?
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 13:28:19 GMT

I am getting sick and tired of the damned GGBJ. So I'm posting this dumb
joke and please, no more requests. You're are all wasting bandwidth with
this stupid thred, so this post should put and end to it!

Why did the golfball paint itself green?

To keep from getting hit (ha ha)

Here is an example of moronic humor for morons.
From: n9140981@henson.cc.wwu.edu (Christian Becker-LHE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Finish this joke.
Keywords: Breakfast Club Poodle Salami Naked
Date: 17 Nov 92 08:05:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: henson.1992Nov17.080529.2974
Organization: Western Washington University

|Fans of the movie "The Breakfast Club" will reconize this joke.
|
|While Judd (sp?) Nelson is crawling through the suspended ceiling he 
|is talking nervously to himself and begins to recite this joke:
|
|A naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two
|foot salami under the other.
|The bartender says, "I guess you won't be needing a drink."
|and the lady says...

...tally ho, and I'll have mine in the mashed potatoes!

(I know it's sick and twisted, but it was the best of the responses I got on my
answering machine when I left that joke on it, timed for the beep to occur when
Nelson fell. :) )

Lord High Executioner
The Lemming Club, International
"Anyone can be outrageous, but it takes a LEMMING to be outrageous and get
 other people to join in!"
From: gillon@guvax.acc.georgetown.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Makenzie Brothers
Date: 17 Nov 92 14:31:08 -0500
Distribution: world
Organization: Georgetown University

In article <1eb3j0INN361@ub.d.umn.edu>, jkemper@ub.d.umn.edu (Stooopid) writes:
> 
> 
> 	Anybody have the liericks to their 12 days of Christmas song?
> 
> 	Please send to jkemper@ub.d.umn.edu
> 
> 	THANKS!!
> 


------->Where have you been? Read one of the many postings about 
Christmas songs. It's in there somewhere.
From: ddv@unix.brighton.ac.uk (Domenico De Vitto)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Restroom Graffitti
Date: 16 Nov 92 13:23:05 GMT
Organization: University of Brighton, UK

In the event of a nuclear war, put your head between your knees and kiss your
ass goodbye......
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ctrexp2@caa.mrs.umn.edu
Subject: Re: The Green Golf Ball Joke (TOLD)!
Organization: University of Minnesota, Morris
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:08:50 GMT

In article <1992Nov14.225323.8614@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu> gfm@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (George Francis McBay) writes:

>jkerr ("Joe Kerr") writes:
>>

>[Incredibly funny joke deleted to save bandwidth]

>>I just hope I don't get too badly flamed for posting that joke.
>>
>>--
>>Joeseph Kerr,  U. of Alaska

=) I lied! It's tons funnier than the pink and purple polka dotted ping pong 
ball joke.  I'd type it for all you Non-believers, but I have to go tell my 
friend first!!

Nate Miller
Millernr@cab.mrs.umn.edu

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