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From: azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:05:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.100526.942

In article <45393@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }>}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }>}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> }>}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> }>}}>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> }>}}>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> }>}}>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> }>}}>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
> }>}}>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
> }>}}>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
License!
> }>}}>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
> }>}}>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
> }>}}>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
> }>}}>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
> }>}}>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
> }>}}>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
> }>}}>|>|    __                     ()
> }>}}>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
> }>}}>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
> }>}}>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
> }>}}>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is  
`R__o_B_oh', 
> }>}}>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
> }>}}Tia aka yea, let us kill *all* non-aka members so they won't taint  
*our*  
> }>thread
> }>}Jester aka how do you propose we kill them?
> }>Phil aka let's have some tea first
> }Eccles aka Can I have one of those little biscuits.
> Jester aka okay, but kill him after the tea & biscuits.....
azeena @$! yeah lets!
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:12:27 -0600

In article <45391@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }>.|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }>.|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> }>.|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> }>.|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> }>.|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> }>.|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> }>.|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
> }>.|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
> }>.|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License!  
*Laarg*!
> }>.|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
> }>.|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
> }>.|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
> }>.|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming  
pit of Christian Scientists?
> }>.Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists  
AfterWard! Raw!
> }>Dan aka Yes!  With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
> }Eccles aka But do we give him the antidote afterwards is the  
question...
> Jester aka what are you crazy??? of coure not
Robyn @#& only if it is a humorous antidote...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:41:56 -0600

In article <45354@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }>>>}}>]Phil aka my mind is a blank
> }>>>}}>Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
> }>>>}}Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
> }>>>Jester aka no, I want to see you naked...
> }>>Robyn @#& I want to see your bankbook...
> }>azeena @#! yea! 
> }Sue aka You two can have the bankbook, I want his credit cards!
> Jester aka i don't have any credit cards
Robyn @#& Don't tell Citibank that or they'll hound you to the ends of the  
	Earth--I'm still running...
From: morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 13 Apr 92 07:26:48 GMT
	<2540@dozo.and.nl><MORJENS.92Apr7081159@vipunen.hut.fi>
	<2543@dozo.and.nl> <DJOHNSON.92Apr9122852@dion.gac.edu>
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland


>   ..|>|.|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>   ..|>|.|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>   ..|>|.|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>   ..|>|.|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>   ..|>|.|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>   ..|>|.|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>   ..|>|.|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>   ..|>|.|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>   ..|>|.|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>   ..|>|.|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>   ..|>|.|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>   ..|>|.|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>   ..|>|.|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
>   ..|>|.Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists AfterWard! Raw!
>   ..|>|Dan aka Yes!  With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
>   ..|>Jos aka Hmmmm ... Sounds Wonderful! And A Drip Of Tobasco Sauce! Just A
>   ..|	>Drip, And ... <thud> (dammit ...here feet! come here! I ... AaargHH!!)
>   ..| Morjens aka the BBC would like to apologize for that posting. It is not the 
>   >|.>>> habit of the BBC to make jokes about such words as *feet*.
>   ..Jos aka My F**t Would Like To Apologize For The Previous Posting. They Hereby
	   .Solemnly Swear That They've Got Nothin' To Do With The BBC Or Any
	   .Other Bicycle Pump Centre Whatsoever And <thud> .... (sigh ...)
>   Dan aka I would like to apologize for the previous post (my f**t are
	   absent at the moment, but they requested that I post in their
	   stead).  May it heretofore be known that my f**t are in no way
	   related to the BBC, Jos Horsmeier, and that they never even
	   saw the fish and even if they had, they certainly wouldn't
	   have named it 'Jerry'.

Morjens aka Fish? Fishy fishy fish....? I think it was in his trunk.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Date: 14 Apr 92 12:15:44 -0600

In article <45346@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }|> }|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }|> }|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
> }|> }|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> }|> }|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
> }|> }|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
> }|> }|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
> }|> }|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
> }|> }|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
> }|> }|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet  
> }|Dancers Too!
> }|> }|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
> }|> }|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
> }|> }|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when  
I
> }|> }|respond to him.
> }|> }Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think  
I'm In 
> }|> }	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
> }|> Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
> }|azeena @!$ well I don't want you anymore!!! 
> }Jos aka But ... But ... Does That Mean The Wedding's Off Then? *sob* 
> Jester aka yes, it is
azeena @$! Damn right it is
> }ps. You should get yourself an aka license, this `@!$' thingie looks  
horrible!
> pps just mail me you harlot
PPPs look whose talking!! 
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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 15:12:39 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <ins450m.702438300@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|
|>In article <1992Mar30.175719.14014@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
|>|In article <43022@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes...
|>|>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|>|>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|>|>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|>|>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|>|>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|>|>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|>|>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
|>|>}>|Dougger aka So What??
|>|>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
|>|>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
|>|>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
|>|Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
|>Jos aka Maybe We Could Cook Him ...
|Eccles aka What's this fetish Jos has with human flesh? Maybe he should go to 
Jos aka Waddaya Mean Fetish? They're The Necessaries Of Life! WAITER! <thud>
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Friday, 10 Apr 1992 14:21:32 EDT
From: <00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
 <DJOHNSON.92Apr9125533@dion.gac.edu> <2568@dozo.and.nl>

eeeeeeeeeewwww
From: steen@cbnews.cb.att.com (daryl.j.steen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cleese commercial ?
Date: 7 Apr 92 20:44:15 GMT
Organization: AT&T

In article <1992Apr7.151914.29991@csun.edu> vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU writes:
>>>>>>The other day I saw the last two seconds of a commercial for a
>>>>>>chocolate-bar called "Relax", and I'm almost sure (well 100% sure, in
>>>>>>fact) that it was John Cleese, who appeared in it.
>>>>>
>>>>>It was indeed! I read a newspaper article about it a couple of months ago. 
>>>>>Guess it's a Scandinavian things, so the other people out there in netland 
>>>>>are missing some Cleese humour here!
>>>>>
>>>>>Farvel!
>>>>>
>>>>>Magnum
>>>> 
>>>> I also saw Cleesy in a Schwepps commerical which was somewhat silly...
>>>> 
>>>> Ron
>>
>>AND how many of you were aware that he provided the voice for Cat R. Waul
>>in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West?
>>
>>All right, put your hands down now.
>>
>>(Show offs!)
>>
>OK...I just saw Cleese in an episode of Cheers.  He played a prominent 
>psychiatrist (pseudo-friend to Frazier) who counsels Sam and Diane to not get 
>married. 
>
>Any other sightings?
>


I saw him in the grocery store around the corner, just the other day.  "Do
the Silly Walk!" I said to him, whereupon he beat me senseless with a large
baguette.

P.S.  Pity he scarpered off before I came to.  I was going to ask him to
      perform the "Parrot Sketch" with me afterwards.

P.P.S.  Invest in Malden -- 45% Free Interest Loans!!!


                             Mr. Annoying
                             Intensive Care Unit
                             St. Looney-Up-The-Cream-Bun-and-Jam Hospital
                             North Malden.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:22:40 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45344
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
}|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}|}|]|.|].|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}|}|]|.|].|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
}|}|]|.|].|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}|}|]|.|].|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
}|}|]|.|].|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
}|}|]|.|].|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
}|}|]|.|].|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
}|}|]|.|].Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
}|}|]|.|]. Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
}|}|]|.|]Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
}|}|]|.|Jester aka eat me??? but I'm not kosher
}|}|]|.Jos aka Not Kosher You Say? What's Wrong With Your Hoofs Then?
}|}|]|Dan aka Ya' know Jes'.  I think it really depends on how we kill you.
}|}|]|(AGG!!!  I just had a near miss with a real MP quote!  Whew.)
}|}|]Jos aka I hope Little Jester's A Ruminant, 'Cause I'm Not Gonna Chew His Cud
}|}|Jester aka I taste like grass, trust me
}|}Jos aka Siberian Steppe Grass Or Mongolian Tundra Grass?
}|Jester aka Spanish Flossing Grass I believe......
}Jos aka Aahh! But Then You're Really Tasty! Hey Guys! Dinner's Ready!
Jester aka quit nimbling on my inner thigh's
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: marrage?
Date: 9 Apr 92 18:02:44 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44624
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <ins450m.702196229@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>You can't marry him, you already promised to marry me (There is such a thing as breach of promise sir). I remember. <SOB> I've still got the thread here.
><SOB> He said he would marry me and take me to a lovely Carribean island. But he didn't, so here's a warning to all those sweet innocent young girls (or boys) out there - watch out for naughty Mr Jester, or he'll offer you some boiled lollies as well.>-- 

You lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only promised to marry Jos, Simon, and Simon's
Armpit, but never you Eccles, besides, we can have polygamy here. I mean
why not?? whose ghonna stop us??? the spanish inqusition??? i'd never
expext the spanish inqusition.............

>Eccles aka Jilted again.
Jester aka you wish you kinky poof
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 11 Apr 92 00:36:44 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:

>In article <1992Apr6.122906.659@gacvx2.gac.edu>, 
>phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? ) writes:
>> Hey now, that's supposed to be 5 pounds (gee, I wish I could make that nifty  
>> symbol)...

>Five pounds of what? Spam? Dandruff? Clogs? Hippopotamus
>droppings? Herring?

Eccles aka Five pounds of quality Algerian sloth snot?
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: marrage?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:22:08 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45552
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}> } >>Eccles aka Jilted again.
}> } >Jester aka you wish you kinky poof
}> } Eccles aka Jester, how do you know I'm male?? 
}> Phil aka tee hee!  Lessee ya explain your way outta this one Jester!
}Robyn @#& Don't worry, Mr. Jester.  I know Phil is only jealous of your
}	sex appeal.
Jester aka what sex appeal????
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From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:27:35 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.192736.969

} > > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
} > > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
} > > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
} > > }>>]|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
} > > }>>]|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
} > > }>>]|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
} > > }>>]|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
} > > }>>]|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
} > > }>>]|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
} License!  
} > *Laarg*!
} > > }>>]|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
} > > }>>]|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
} > > }>>]|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To  
} > Participate?
} > > }>>]|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
} > > }>>]Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help!  
} > Help! Help!
} > > }>>Jester aka does nne stand for nefarious nellie eaters????
} > > }>Tia aka LEAVE *MY* NELLIE OUTTA THIS OR *HE'LL* EAT *YOU* AND THE  
} > THREAD!!!!!!
} > > }>(he's my fluffy pet navel-orfficer so  
} > there......ppphhhhhffffttttttt!!!!!!
} > > }Eccles aka QUICK QUICK throw a sink full of cold water on her!!!!!!!
} > > Jester aka no, no, no, I am having sex with the sink, get away....
} > Robyn @#& Is this sink porcelain or stainless steel?  
} azeena @#! it is probably porcelain, it is smoother!
Phil aka speaking from experience, Jen?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 14 Apr 92 09:36:13 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <1992Apr13.062851.4786@yuma.acns.colostate.edu>, maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
> In article <dragon.702842012@camelot> dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Korth) writes:
>>In <8a2XiB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com> dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes:
>>
>>>dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Korth) writes:
>>
>>>> In <1992Apr08.060333.45618@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.ColoState.E
>>>> 
>>>> >In article <dragon.702618622@camelot> dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Ko
>>>> >>In <1992Apr06.051634.41805@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.ColoState
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>In article <1992Apr6.010309.10819@nic.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rin
>>>> >>>>>>>I've told you once...
>>>> >>>>>> No, you haven't.
>>>> >>>>>Yes I have.
>>>> >>>>No, I haven't.
>>>> >>>This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
>>>> >>No it isn't.
>>>> >You just contradicted me!
>>>> No I didn't!
>>>This is futile!
>><pause>
>>No it isn't.
> Yes, it is!

<thinks>

No it isn't!

Nigel who isn't. Is. Isn't. Is! Isn't! Is! ...
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Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
Abundance (n): 222 dancing cakes.
From: azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:49:10 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr13.184913.863

In article <1992Apr13.184514.862@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> In article <1992Apr13.184118.861@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> } In article <1992Apr13.183927.859@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> } > In article <1992Apr13.182228.856@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> } > } In article <45164@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> } > } > what I object tooo is that you automatically treat me like a bar  
of  
> } soap
> } > } > when you know that I am just as dirty as the rest of you,  
haven't  
> } you
> } > } > seen my legs, orr the scum behind my ears or the belly-button  
lint  
> } that
> } > } > became self-aware yesterday??????
> } > } 
> } > } I don't care about that.  I love you for your mind.  (By the way,  
your  
> } > } Porshe is out of the shop again, isn't it?)
> } > } 
> } > } > }}>]Phil aka my mind is a blank
> } > } > }}>Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
> } > } > }}Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
> } > } > Jester aka no, I want to see you naked...
> } > } Robyn @#& I want to see your bankbook...
> } > Phil aka are we propegating prostitution here, or what?
> } azeena @#! why do you want to get involved?
> Phil aka I've been having this dream, and, well, let me just say that I  
have to 
> 	wash my sheets nightly...
azeena @#! must have been dreaming about Jester!!!
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From: Ted.Bebenek@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Ted Bebenek)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 7 Apr 92 20:44:27 GMT
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service

In article <2520@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>In article <1992Apr3.195200.24806@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsc.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
>|In article <1992Apr03.131352.6766@onetouch.COM>, csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith) writes...
>|>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>|> 
>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
>|>-- 
>|>| Sincerely,
>|>|    __                     ()
>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh', 
>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
Chris aka What a senseless waste of human life . . .


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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Dan's knees
Date: 12 Apr 92 11:00:14 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Apr10.183446.780@gacvx2.gac.edu> robynn1@perdita.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
|In article <1992Apr10.172417.779@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
|> 
|> Dan, I have sensed that you are a little concerned about people's  
|opinions of  
|> your knees.  However, I have seen them, and really don't think that they  
|are  
|> all that bad.  So, in order to dispell the myth of your knees, the  
|following  
|> picture has been included below for your viewing pleasure:
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> 
|> 		*****************************************
|> 		*	|     |        |     |		*
|> 		*	|     |	       |     |		*
|> 		*	|     |	       |     |		*
|> 		*	|     |        |     |		*	
|> 		*	/     /         \     \		*
|>       +-->	*	\    /           \    /		*  <----+
|> 	 |	*	 |   \		 /    \		*	|
|> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    /		*	|
|> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    |		*	|
|> 	 |	*	 |    |          |    |		*	|
|> 	 |	*****************************************	|
|> 	 |	  	  Dan's knees, ca. 1992			|
|>       |							|
|>       +--------------------+         +-----------------------+
                              |         |
			      |         |
			   Knee #1   Knee #2
 
                              Knee #3 ?????
|Dan,
|I don't know where Phil got this picture...  Certainly not from me...  I  
|didn't meet him late one night and a pre-arranged time to slip it to  
|covertly him just because you wouldn't listen to reason or give me money,  
|or anythink like that...
|Really, Dan, you are being paranoid.
|Robyn 

Ermm ... I don't wanna be picky on this, but I think Dan mentioned *three*
knees! He has *three* of those silly things ... where's the last one? These
can't impossibly be Dan's knees ... (besides, they look more like leek to me)

Jos aka Puzzled By The Missing Knee
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 16:09:03 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <92100.01391300124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
|chris     i have one i want to get rid of.  would you like it?
        .
	.
	.
        .
Jos   aka aka Thank You Very Much Ma'am! Now I'm The Only One With *Two* Akas!