From: ukoga@mcl.ucsb.edu (Jeff "Koganuts" Koga)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: "Star Trek" Quotes Part 9: "ST:TNG" Season 2
Date: 1 Oct 92 23:43:41 GMT

Picard: "Counselor Troi is pregnant."
Riker: "A baby?  This is a surprise."
Troi: "Especially to me."
--Picard, Riker, and Troi, "The Child", Stardate 42

Riker: "I hate to be indiscreet, but who's the father?"
--Riker, "The Child", Stardate 42

LaForge: "Sure is a damn ugly nothing."
--LaForge, "Where Silence Has Lease", Stardate 42

Nagilum: "To understand death, I must amass information on every aspect of it.
  The experiments shouldn't take more than a third of your crew, maybe half."
--Nagilum, "Where Silence Has Lease", Stardate 42

Riker: "At ease, Lieutenant!"
--Riker, "Where Silence Has Lease", Stardate 42

Riker: "Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur wholeheartedly!"
--Riker, "Where Silence Has Lease", Stardate 42

Picard: "Ensign, if you encounter any holes...steer clear."
--Picard, "Where Silence Has Lease", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "Thank you for the tea and crumpets.  I'll be on my way."
--Pulaski, "Elementary, Dear Data", Stardate 42

Picard: "And lower main shields."
Riker: "Lower the shields...why, sir?"
Picard: "In case we decide to surrender to them, Number One."
--Picard and Riker, "The Outrageous Okana", Stardate 42

Data: "Take my Worf, please."
--Data, "The Outrageous Okana", Stardate 42

Scholar: "And you don't resent it?  The VISOR or being blind?"
LaForge: "Since they are both part of me and I really like who I am, why should
  I resent them?"
--Scholar and LaForge, "Loud As A Whisper", Stardate 42

Riva: "The real secret is turning a disadvantage into an advantage."
--Riva, "Loud As A Whisper", Stardate 42

Kareen: "Are you a Romulan?"
Worf: [Growls]  "Hardly."
--Kareen and Worf, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42

Graves: "I'll tell you a little secret, sonny.  I don't really believe I will be
  dying.  I believe I've learned how to transfer my great intellect into the
  machine, thus cheating the Grim Reaper of his greatest prize."
--Doctor Graves, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42

"Data": "Just look at that face.  The face of a thinker...a warrior...a man for
  all seasons.  Yet, Ira Graves was not perfect.  Perhaps his greatest flaw was
  that he was too selfless.  He simply cared too much about his fellow man, with
  nary a thought to himself.  A man of limitless accomplishments and unbridled
  modesty.  I can safely say that to know Ira Graves was to love him.  And to
  love him was to know him.  Those who knew him...loved him.  While those who
  did not know him...loved him from afar--"
--"Data", "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42

Picard: "What were your impressions of Doctor Graves?"
Selar: "He seemed brilliant, egocentric, arrogant, chauvinistic."
--Picard and Doctor Selar, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42

Data: "Why am I lying on the floor, in this undignified position, with the four
  of you standing over me, displaying expressions of--"
--Data, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42

Data: "I hope I did not do anything unbecoming a Starfleet officer."
Riker: "Does wrestling a Klingon targ ring a bell?"
--Data, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42

Data: "Did I win?"
--Data, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42

Picard: "Natural causes?  What in Nature could cause that?"
--Picard, "Unnatural Selection", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "Commander Data has a way with computers."
--Pulaski, "Unnatural Selection", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "As androids go, you're in a class by yourself."
--Pulaski, "Unnatural Selection", Stardate 42

Riker: "It's my understanding that one of the duties of the first officer on a
  Klingon ship is to assassinate the captain."
Worf: "Yes, sir.  When and if the captain becomes weak and unable to perform, it
  is expected that his honorable retirement should be assisted byt his first.
  The second officer would assassinate you for the same reasons."
Riker: "This method of attrition could take a little getting used to."
--Worf and Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Riker: "Sentimental, Lieutenant?"
Worf: "Efficiency, Commander."
--Riker and Worf, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Kargon: "I know I can count on every Klingon warrior in this crew to serve and
  die in battle.  So I ask, Commander Riker, where are your loyalties?"
Riker: "I have been assigned here to serve this ship and to obey your orders.  I
  will do exactly that."
Kargon: "Will you take oath to that effect?"
Riker: "I just did."
--Captain Kargon and Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Riker: "You have a problem?"
Klag: "Yes, sir.  I...don't believe you." 
--Riker and Klag, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Mendon: "Didn't mean to offend you."
Worf: "You didn't...yet."
--Ensign Mendon and Worf, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Worf: "Ensign Mendon, you may impress *me*."
--Worf, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Klag: "Perhaps we could get one of the females to breast-feed you."
--Klag, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Klag: "They are inquisitive.  They want to know how you would endure."
Riker: "Endure what?"
Klag: "Them."
Riker: [Pause]  "One, or both?"
--Klag and Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Vekma: "I may be back for you."
Riker: [To Klag]  "Is she serious?"
--Vekma and Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Worf: "And I will instruct you on Enterprise etiquette."
--Worf, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Klag: "He may be a spy, but he is not a coward."
Kargon: "That only proves he's intelligent."
--Klag and Captain Kargon, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Kargon: "To be ordered to die is an expectation for any officer at any time."
Klag: "For a Klingon perhaps, but Riker's people do not volunteer for death so
  easily."  
--Captain Kargon and Klag, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Kargon: "You will die like a Klingon."
--Captain Kargon, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Riker: "Stay where you are, Klag!  I've relieved Captain Kargon.  He was acting
  in an irrational manner.  I'm your captain now."
--Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Riker: "This is Captain William Riker of the Klingon vessel Pagh.  I order you
  to lower your shields and surrender."
--Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Klag: "You understand the Klingons better than I thought."
Riker: "Thank you, my friend."
--Klag and Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Riker: "I learned quite a bit."
Picard: "Apparently not when to duck."
Riker: "When *not* to duck would be more accurate."
--Riker and Picard, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Riker: "You come from a very brave and unique race.  I'm glad you're here on the
  Enterprise."
Worf: "Thank you, Commander.  And welcome home."
--Riker and Worf, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42

Picard: "Phillipa Louvois, and back in uniform.  It's been almost ten years, but
  seeing you again like this...makes it seem like fifty.  Do you know what I'd
  like to do if there weren't so many people around?"
Louvois: "Break a chair across my teeth?"
Picard: "After that."
Louvois: "Oh, ain't love grand?"
--Picard and Captain Louvois, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Louvois: "It brings a sense of order and stability to my universe to know you're
  still a pompous ass...and a damn sexy man."
--Captain Louvois, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Louvois: "All this passion over a machine?"
--Captain Louvois, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Louvois: "Data is a toaster."
--Captain Louvois, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Wesley: "Data, you're supposed to rip the paper off."
Data: "With the application of a little care, Wes, the paper can be utilized
  again."
Troi: "Data, you're missing the point."
--Wesley, Data, and Troi, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Data: "I would prefer not to answer that question."
Picard: "Under the circumstances, I don't think Tasha would mind."
Data: "She was special to me, sir.  We were...intimate."
--Data and Picard, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Riker: "Data is a physical representation of a dream, an idea conceived by the
  mind of a man.  His purpose?  To serve human needs and interests.  He is
  a collection of neural nets and heuristic algorithms.  His responses are
  dictated by an elaborate software program written by a man.  The hardware was
  built by a man.  And a man will turn him off."
--Riker, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Riker: "Pinocchio is broken...his strings have been cut."
--Riker, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Guinan: "There have always been disposable creatures."
--Guinan, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Picard: "Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life.  Well *there*
  it sits*!"
--Picard, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Louvois: "It is the judgement of this court that Lieutenant Commander Data has
  the freedom to choose."
--Captain Louvois, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Riker: "You are a wise man, my friend."
Data: "Not yet, sir.  But with your help, I am learning."
--Riker and Data, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42

Salia: "That's a super-conducting magnet, isn't it?"
--Salia, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Riker: "I don't know if she'll have time for you, Wes.  She's destined to rule
  an entire world."
--Riker, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Worf: "Do not be fooled by her looks.  The body is just a shell."
--Worf, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

LaForge: "I suppose it had to happen.  It usually does at about this age."
Wesley: "What does?"
LaForge: "Glands, erupting with hormones."
--LaForge and Wesley, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Worf: "That is how a Klingon lures a mate."
Wesley: "Are you telling me to yell at Salia?"
Worf: "No, no, no.  Men do not roar.  Women roar.  Then they hurl heavy objects.
  And claw at you."
Wesley: "What does the man do?"
Worf: "He reads love poetry.  He ducks a lot."
Wesley: "Worf, Iit sounds like it works great for the Klingons, but...I need to
  try something a little less...dangerous?"
Worf: "Go to her door, beg like a human."
--Worf and Wesley, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Data: "It should be that simple, Wesley.  Judging my her appearance, it is
  likely you and Salia are biologically compatible.  Of course, there could be a
  difference in the histocompatibility complex in the cell membrane, but--"
Wesley: "Data, I want to meet her, not dissect her."
--Data and Wesley, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Riker: "Now, the first words out of your mouth are the most important.  You may
  want to start with something like this here."  [To Guinan]  "You are the most
  beautiful woman in the galaxy."  [To Wesley]  "But that might not work."
Guinan: "Yes!  Yes, it would."
--Riker and Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Riker: "You don't know how long I've wanted to tell you that."
Guinan: "But you were afraid."
Riker: "Yes."
Guinan: "Of me?"
Riker: "Of us.  Of what we might become."
--Riker and Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Riker: "Or that you might think it was a lie."
Guinan: "Maybe I do think it's a lie."
Riker: "Then you think I'm not sincere."
Guinan: "I din't say that.  There's nothing wrong with a lie.  It's like
  knocking at the door."
Riker: "Then you're inviting me in?"
Guinan: "I'm not sending you away."
Riker: "That's more than I expected."
Guinan: "Is it as much as you hoped?"
Riker: "To hope is to recognize the possibility.  I had only dreams."
Guinan: "Dreams can be dangerous."
Riker: "Not these dreams.  I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars,
  and the universe worships the night."
Guinan: "Careful!  Putting me on a pedestal so high, you might not be able to
  reach me."
Riker: "Then I'll learn how to fly.  You are the heart of my day, and the soul
  of my night."
--Riker and Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Guinan: "Shut up kid."
--Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Guinan: "Now, tell me more about...my eyes?"
--Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Anya: "I cannot rely on your primitive technology.  Kill the patient."
--Anya, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Guinan: "Just because a girl runs out doesn't mean she doesn't want you to
  follow."
--Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Wesley: "A taste to remember me by."
--Wesley, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Wesley: "I'm never going to feel this way about anyone else."
Guinan: "You're right."
Wesley: "I didn't expect you to say that."
Guinan: "Oh, there will be others.  But the next time you feel love will be
  different.  Each time is different."
Wesley: "Knowing that doesn't make it any easier."
Guinan: "It isn't supposed to."
--Wesley and Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42

Picard: "Welcome to the bridge, Mister LaForge."
--Picard, "Contagion", Stardate 42

Riker: "Fate...protects fools, children, and ships named Enterprise."
--Riker, "Contagion", Stardate 42

Data: "This is yet another example of how our actions produce random results."
--Data, "Contagion", Stardate 42

Data: "That was not manual override."
--Data, "Contagion", Stardate 42

Riker: "If it becomes necessary to fight, could you locate me some rocks to
  throw at them?"
--Riker, "Contagion", Stardate 42

Troi: "In another time and place this could be funny."
--Troi, "Contagion", Stardate 42

Picard: "The victors invariably write the history to their own advantage."
--Picard, "Contagion", Stardate 42

Data: "Blue...blue...blue."
Picard: "I hope that isn't a stutter."
--Data and Picard, "Contagion", Stardate 42

Picard: "So how's it been here, Number One?  Some old routine job?"
--Picard, "Contagion", Stardate 42

Picard: "Now I see why you want to handle all the away teams, Number One.
  That's where all the excitement is."
--Picard, "Contagion", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "It's a time-honored way of practicing medicine.  With your head, and
  your heart, and your hands."
--Pulaski, "Contagion", Stardate 42

Worf: "What a horrible way to die."
--Worf, "The Royale", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "I'm a doctor, not a magician."
--Pulaski, "The Royale", Stardate 42

Mickey D.: "No woman is worth dying for.  Killing for, but not dying for."
--Mickey D., "The Royale", Stardate 42

Data: "Baby needs a new pair of shoes."
--Data, "The Royale", Stardate 42

Picard: "You're telling me that I should just sit down, shut up, and wait."
Riker: "Well, I wouldn't have put it quite like that."
--Picard and Riker, "Time Squared", Stardate 42"

Picard: "Release him."
Pulaski: "Do you know what you're doing?"
Picard: "No.  Release him."
--Picard and Pulaski, "Time Squared", Stardate 42

Picard: "A lot of questions, Number One.  Damned few answers."
Riker: "Perhaps none of it was real at all, sir."
Picard: "Hmm, maybe.  Well...they say that if you travel far enough you will
  eventually meet yourself.  Having experienced that, Number One...it's not
  something I would care to repeat."
--Picard and Riker, "Time Squared", Stardate 42

Worf: "With all due respect, BE GONE!...sir."
--Worf, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42

Data: "It appears Lieutenant Worf is quite adamant about his solitude."
--Data, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42

Data: "If I were not a professional, and an android, I would be insulted."
--Data, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42

Picard: "There really is no substitute for holding the reins."
--Picard, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42

Kyle: "You know, it's really a shame there's no ambo-jitsu ring nearby, because
  you really need to be put in your place."
--Kyle Riker, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "I'm just glad humans have progressed beyond the need for such barbaric
  displays."
Troi: "Have they?  Commander Riker and his father are about to engage in a
  barbarism of their own."
--Pulaski and Troi, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42

LaForge: "So what are you saying?  That the Dremans are fated to die?"
Riker: "It's something that needs to be considered."
LaForge: "Well consider it considered and rejected."
--LaForge and Riker, "Pen Pals", Stardate 42

Sarjenka: "Data!  Data!  Where are you?  Why won't you answer?  Are you angry
  with me?  Please...please...I'm so afraid!  Don't leave me." 
Picard: "Wait.  Oh, Data.  That whisper in the darkness has become a plea.  We
  cannot turn our backs."
--Sarjenka and Picard, "Pen Pals", Stardate 42

Picard: "In for a penny, in for a pound, is that what you're saying, Mister
  Data?"
--Picard, "Pen Pals", Stardate 42

Picard: "Oops."
--Picard, "Pen Pals", Stardate 42

Riker: "O'Brien, take a nap.  You didn't see *any* of this, you're not
  involved."
O'Brien: "Right, sir.  If you need me, I'll be here in the corner, dozing off."
--Riker and O'Brien, "Pen Pals", Stardate 42

Picard: "You promised that you would never trouble my ship again."
Q: "I always keep my agreements, sir.  Look...we're nowhere *near* your vessel."
--Picard and Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42

Q: "Ah, the redoubtable Commander Riker...and Microbrain!  Growl for me...let me
  know you still care."
--Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42

Q: "I add a little spice, a little excitement to your lives, and all you do is
  complain!"
--Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42

Q: "It's not safe out here!  It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires
  both subtle and gross.  But it's not for the timid."
--Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42

Q: "Why?  Why, to give you a taste of your future...a preview of things to come.
  Con permiso, capitan?  The hall's been rented, the orchestra engaged...it's
  time to see if you can *dance*."
--Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42

Q: "We'll just have to see how ready you are!"
Guinan: "Q, *no*!"
--Q and Guinan, "Q Who", Stardate 42

Q: "You can't outrun them.  You can't destroy them.  If you damage them, the
  essence of what they are remains...they regenerate and keep coming.
  Eventually, you'll weaken.  Your reserves will be gone.  They are relentless."
--Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42

Picard: "If we all die...here, now...you will not be able to gloat!"
--Picard, "Q Who", Stardate 42

Picard: "You wanted to frighten us...we're frightened.  You wanted to show us
  that we are inadequate...for the moment, I will grant that.  You wanted me to
  say that I need you...I *need you*!"
--Picard, "Q Who", Stardate 42

Q: "If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you had better go back home
  and crawl under your bed."
--Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42

Picard: "Q might have done the right thing for the wrong reason.  Perhaps we
  needed a good kick in our complacency to get us ready for what's ahead." 
--Picard, "Q Who", Stardate 42

Grebnedlog: "We are far from home.  Our ship is the Mondor.  It is broken.  We
  look for things.  Things that make us go.  We need help."
--Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42

LaForge: "Don't tell me, their rubber band broke, right?"
--LaForge, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42

Grebnedlog: "We look for things.  Things that make us go."
LaForge: "Yeah, so I've heard."
--Grebnedlog and LaForge, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42

Reginod: "He is smart.  He can make us go.  We need him."
--Reginod, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42

Grebnedlog: "We wish to be nothing if not persistent."
--Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42

Grebnedlog: "Do not try to trick us.  We can tell."
--Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42

Picard: "I was no hero, but an undisciplined, opinionated, loud-mouthed young
  man who was far out of his league.  It was a great and painful lesson, and I
  learned it well.  I only hope you won't need to learn it as I did."
--Picard, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42

Grebnedlog: "Your people are violent."
--Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42
 
Worf: "Klingons do not faint."
--Worf, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Worf: "Klingons do not give in to illness."
--Worf, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Worf: "How would Commander Riker feel if he had the measles?"
Pulaski: "Pretty silly."
--Worf and Pulaski, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "Worf!  You're a romantic!"
Worf: "It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower."
--Pulaski and Worf, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Picard: "This is my security chief, Lieutenant Worf."
Danilo: "I don't suppose security is much of a problem for you."
--Picard and Danilo O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Danilo: "What the hell was that thing?"
Worf: "Automated fire system.  A force field contains the flame until the
  remaining oxygen has been consumed."
Danilo: "Ah.  What if I'd been under that thing?"
Worf: "You would have been standing in the fire."
Danilo: "Yeah, well, leaving that aside for the moment, I mean what would have
  happened to me?"
Worf: "You would have suffocated and died."
Danilo: "Yeah, ah...sweet mercy."
--Worf and Danilo O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Brenna: "What are you staring at?  Have you never seen a woman before?"
Riker: "I thought I had."
--Brenna O'Dell and Riker, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Picard: "Sometimes, Number One, you just have to...bow to the absurd."
--Picard, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Riker: "That isn't necessary.  The ship will clean itself."
Brenna: "Well, good for the bloody ship."
--Riker and Brenna O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Brenna: "William, is something wrong?"
Riker: "What do you mean?"
Brenna: "Do you not like girls?"
Riker: "'Course I do."
--Brenna O'Dell and Riker, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Riker: "Is there a special technique to this foot-washing?"
Brenna: "You generally start at the top, and work your way down."
Riker: "I think I can handle that."
Brenna: "Mmm.  I was hoping you might."
--Riker and Brenna O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Danilo: "Every moment of pleasure in life has to be purchased by an equal moment
  of pain."
--Danilo O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Worf: "Madam, have you ever considered a career in security?"
Brenna: "If it's anything like baby-sitting, I'm an authority."
--Worf and Brenna O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Riker: "It's not a question of harm.  One William Riker is...unique, perhaps
  even special.  But a hundred a him...a thousand of him...diminishes me in ways
  I can't even imagine."
--Riker, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Riker: "We certainly have a right to exercise control over our own bodies."
Pulaski: "You'll get no argument from me."
--Riker and Pulaski, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "It's a match made in heaven."
Riker: "Unfortunately, it will have to be a shotgun wedding."
--Pulaski and Riker, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Granger: "For three hundred years we have denied the carnal side of our nature.
  How can we learn to put that aside?"
Danilo: "Eh, well, you...you put a young couple together...and...you let nature
  take its course."
--Granger and Danilo O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Picard: "I must be out of my mind."
Pulaski: "Starfleet would probably agree with you."
--Picard and Pulaski, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42

Worf: "What a handsome race."
--Worf, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Data: "Judging a being by its physical appearance is the last major human
  prejudice, Wesley."
--Data, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Lwuxana: "Jean-Luc, what naughty thoughts, but how wonderful you still think of
  me like that."
--Lwuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Lwuxana: "Delegates?  The last time I saw something like that, it was being
  served on a plate."
--Lwuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Lwuxana: "I wasn't aware you had such handsome legs."
--Lxuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Lwuxana: "You never assume anything where Lwuxana Troi is concerned.  Betazoid
  women are full of surprises."
--Lwuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Troi: "It's only at mid-life that a Betazoid female becomes...well...fully
  sexual if you know what I mean."
--Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Riker: "Troi explained this to me when we first started to see each other.  A
  Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase...quadruples her sex drive."
Troi: "Or more."
Riker: "*Or more*?  You never told me that."
Troi: "I didn't want to frighten you."
--Riker and Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Picard: "Less substance, more ambience."
--Picard, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Worf: "I am not a man."
--Worf, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Riker: "Well, troubles.  We've got some, Captain.  It seems that a certain woman
  both wealthy and beautiful now thinks that she's going to marry me."
--Riker, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Lwuxana: "Ah, well.  I didn't find a mate, but I did save the conference as well
  as your reputations.  All in a day's work, I suppose."
--Lwuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Lwuxana: "Jean-Luc!  Shame on you for thinking such a thing!"
--Lwuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "Looks like it's just us, handsome."
--Pulaski, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Riker: "The Iceman wins again!"
--Riker, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "You took my last chip, you could at least smile, Worf."
LaForge: "Smiling would break his concentration."
--Pulaski and LaForge, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Worf: "Your deal."
--Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

LaForge: "You were bluffing."
Worf: "Klingons never bluff."
--Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

K'Ehleyr: "Klingons are not supposed to mind hardships.  Nonetheless, I am
  delighted to be out of that damned coffin."
--K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

K'Ehleyr: "Whoever said getting there was half the fun never rode in a Class
  VIII probe."
--K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

K'Ehleyr: "Worf, so this is where you've been hiding.  I told you we'd meet
  again.  Aren't you going to greet me?"
Worf: "I have nothing to say to you."
K'Ehleyr: "Haven't changed a bit, hmm?  Well, I missed you too."
--K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Worf: "Sir, I suggest Commander Riker or Data would better serve Special
  Emissary K'Ehleyr."
Picard: "Are there any personal reasons that you don't want the assignment?"
Worf: "Yes."
Picard: "Any professional reasons?"
Worf: "No.  I withdraw my request, Captain."
Picard: "Good."
--Worf and Picard, "The Emissary", Stardate 42 

Worf: "You are late."
K'Ehleyr: "Sorry, I had to make myself beautiful."
Worf: "I fail to understand why."
--Worf and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

K'Ehleyr: "I don't bite.  Well...actually I do."
--K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Worf: "There are always options."
--Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

K'Ehleyr: "Upon due consideration of the problem and all possible *options*, my 
  original recommendation stands!  Meeting adjourned!"
--K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Troi: "You're upset."
K'Ehleyr: "Your finely honed Betazoid sense tell you that?"
Troi: "Well...that and the table."
--Troi and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Picard: "Lieutenant, I order you to relax."
Worf: "I am relaxed!"
--Picard and Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

K'Ehleyr: "Some calisthenics programs are better than others."
--K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Worf: "I've noted that some people use humor as a shield.  They talk much, yet
  say little."
K'Ehleyr: "Whereas others take a simpler approach, say nothing."
Worf: "When one does not have the words."
K'Ehleyr: "Or is loathe to speak them."
--Worf and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

K'Ehleyr: "Why didn't we do this six years ago?"
Worf: "We were not ready."
K'Ehleyr: "I was."
Worf: "No.  We were both too young, too unaware.  We lacked commitment."
K'Ehleyr: "Perhaps we lacked th courage as well."
--K'Ehleyr and Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

K'Ehleyr: "Poor android, whose behavior do you find more perplexing?  Human or
  Klingon?"
Data: "At the moment, I would find it difficult to choose."
--K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Worf: "Klingons do not surrender."
--Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Data: "Sensors show lifeforms aboard, but I am unable to ascertain whether they
  are awake or dorment.  However their propulsion system is inactive so I would
  hypothesize that the crew is asleep.  However, I could be in error."
--Data, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Worf: "I will tolerate no further insubordination.  Drop your shields
  immediately." 
K'Temoc: "And if I refuse?"
Worf: "Then die in ignorance.  I can waste no more time on you."
--Worf and Captain K'Temoc, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

K'Temoc: "Long live the Klingon Empire."
Worf: "A wise decision, Captain."
--Captain K'Temoc and Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Riker: "How did you like command?"
Worf: "Comfortable chair."
K'Ehleyr: "And you wore it well."
--Riker, Worf, and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

K'Ehleyr: "I've never had such strong feelings toward anyone."
Worf: "Nor have I."
--K'Ehleyr and Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Worf: "K'Ehleyr.  I will not be complete without you."
--Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42

Picard: "Starfleet is not a military organization.  It's purpose is
  exploration."
--Picard, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42

Riker: "You care to surrender now, captain?"
--Riker, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "Captain, he needs an attitude adjustment."
--Pulaski, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42

Worf: "ENTER!"
--Worf, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42

Worf: "Just finished."
--Worf, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42

Riker: "You're outmanned, you're outgunned, you're outequipped.  What else have
  you got?"
Worf: "Guile."
--Riker and Worf, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42

Riker: "Join me."
--Riker, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42

Worf: "I have wagered heavily in the ship's pool that you will take him past the
  sixth plateau."
Riker: "And if I don't?"
Worf: "I will be...irritated."
--Worf and Riker, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42

Riker: "Just remember, sir...Captain Riker's never lost."
--Riker, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42

Data: "In the strictest sense, I did not win."
Troi: "Data..."
Data: "I busted him up."
--Data and Troi, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42

Riker: "My grandfather was bit by a snake once.  And after four days of
  *intense pain*...the snake died."
--Riker, "Shades Of Grey", Stardate 42

Pulaski: "Passionate, as in erotic, Counselor?"
--Pulaski, "Shades Of Grey", Stardate 42

Riker: "I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise."
Picard: "Delighted you're feeling better, Captain.  The...Admiral and I were
  worried about you."
Data: "Captain, I do not believe you have the authority to promote me to the
  rank of admiral."
--Riker, Picard, and Data, "Shades Of Grey", Stardate 42
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