From: bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Subject: Re: Krispy Kritters (was:Re: The Politics of USENET)
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Reply-To: bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
X-Whoosh: WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH
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Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 00:03:17 GMT

In article <1992Jul21.085214.28844@rice.edu>, andsol@is.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg) writes:
>I just can't take it any more.

Then don't read this group any more, that is, if you can even read.

>Recently I vowed never again to waste any time flaming pathetic losers.  It's
>actually very easy to do, since the non-dweeb/dweeb ratio on this group is a
>rather small decimal.  I have NO idea why so many wankers insist on jizzing
>the contents of their febrile little crania straight into this newsgroup.
>No fucking idea at all.

And you, sir, are the number one reason that the non-dweeb/dweeb ratio is so
small, for you are about the biggest dweeb who ever posted here.

>However, for those of you who are alert AND injudicious in your killfile
>management, a cascade has sprung up that just makes my triggerfinger itch
>like a mother.  Again, I just can't take it any more.  Look out -- this is
>a long article but, God willing, I won't have to repeat myself.
>
>Flame on.

Imitation for Flame on, just to inform the misinformed...

>In article <98?1Hboyk8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>|> In article <1992Jul20.054725.10508@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>|> >[Wow.  We have attributions going back a week here.  Talk about the next
>|> >best thing to a cascade...PLH]
>
>     How exciting!  Is this gonna be good or what.....
>
>|> >
>|> >In article <-pv1Hf30k8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>|> >>In article <1992Jul20.014952.4138@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>|> >>>In article <u!t1H5wxj8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@across.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>|> >>>>In article <1992Jul19.185151.23518@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>|> >>>>>In article <jzo1Hmozi8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>|> >>>>>>In article <1992Jul18.024605.27190@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>|> >>>>>>>In article <cfl1Hx52i8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>|> >>>>>>>>In article <1992Jul17.050510.26930@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>|> >>>>>>>>>In article <*0h1H?gah8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>|> >>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Jul16.051342.20576@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>|> >>>>>>>>>>>In article <h7c1H$hdg8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Jul15.013306.3580@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <4r71H7tjf8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>>[150 lines of information, out the window]
>
>Thank you, God.  Thank you. Thank you.

Another individual who can't accept pure, valuable information.

>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>I don't have to pay you anything, butthead.  If you can't 
>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>accept pure, valuable information, then perhaps you should 
>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>consider terminating yourself immediately.  What a loser!  
>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>You now require WHOOSHes.  Keep on guessing how
>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>they got posted....
>
>Ah -- the tryst continues.  'WHOOSH', I suspect, is slang for 'Declawing
>   a smallish ferret, putting him head-first into the Crack Of Doom, and
>   sewing it shut'.  What will these wacky lovebirds think of next?!

No, WHOOSH is one of my three dimensions:  WHOOSH, Bruce, and OGGLE.  You
appear to be misinformed, just like Patrick.

>|> >>>>>>>>No, Bruce does not require glasses, for Bruce has 20/20 vision.  
>|> >>>>>>>>It appears that you still are unable to accept valuable information
>|> >>>>>>>>and that you are in need of termination.  If termination does not 
>|> >>>>>>>>occur within 24 hours, then expect a visit from the Department 
>|> >>>>>>>>of Information soon thereafter for assistance in termination of 
>|> >>>>>>>>yourself.
>
>"Who the FUCK are you?!"
>"I'm BRUCE BUFALINI -- NET.TERROR!!!"

No, I'm Bruce Bufalini, net.informer.  I am on a mission to inform the
misinformed.

>You are a fearsome fella, Bruce.  I just about wore out ANOTHER Depends (TM)
>   undergarmentjust THINKING about you maybe coming after MY hide.  Your 
>   'Department of Information' sounds pretty scary, too.  

Good.  If you are SO afraid of being an informed individual, then perhaps you
should seek medical and/or psychological treatment at once.

>|> >>>>>>>Wow, my first death threat from Usenet.  I'm not impressed.  
>|> >>>>>>>
>|> >>>>>>>(actually, it's a bit hard for me to grep how an imaginary agency is
>|> >>>>>>>supposed to do anything to me, but I guess that's not my problem...)
>
>Patrick, I'm having a really tough time envisioning you grepping anything at
>   all.  Grepping is not what pistol-whipped salivating buttwhores like you
>   are good at.  Christ, ace, I don't know HOW you got into this school, but
>   I suspect the Selection Committee must have been mostly comprised of 
>   plant life.

Right, and Patrick is 100% plant life.

>|> >>>>>>It seems to be a bit hard for you to grep anything, for you have no 
>|> >>>>>>thinking skills at all.  Termination is not a difficult task for DOI,
>|> >>>>>>for they have done it to misinformed individuals quite frequently.  
>|> >>>>>>Be prepared; you're next in line.
>
>Ooooh, another homoerotic buzz word!  For those of you in our viewing audience
>   today on _Donahue_, 'terminate' means 'remove the now-irritable ferret and
>   replace with Butt Potato (TM)'.  Frankly, Bruce, I can't see Patrick finding
>   this so terrible.

Phil Donahue and his show are quite irrelevant to termination.  Perhaps you
should consult a dictionary to inform yourself of termination.

>|> >>>>No, a real organization is going to terminate you.  You seem to be quite
>|> >>>>misinformed.  DOI is not going to terminate me, for I am an informed
>|> >>>>individual who is not in need of termination.  Good riddance, loser.
>
>'Informed Individual'?  <condescending chuckle> No, my hare-lipped lad, you
>   are not presently an informed individual.  Here we go:
>
>        You still wet your bed after seeing 'Murder She Wrote' reruns.

Wrong, for I do not watch Murder She Wrote and never once wet the bed.

>        When things get slow, you sit on your ant farm.

Wrong.  Ant farms are irrelevant.

>        When nobody's looking, you whack off watching 'Soul Train'.

Wrong, for Soul Train is not part of my TV watching agenda.  Wacking is for
sick people, such as yourself.

>        I know your REAL parents.  They're losers.

Wrong, for you have no information about my parents.

>        If you weren't reading this now, you'd probably be back in your
>           dorm room making 976- calls.

Wrong.  I do not live in a dorm and do not call lame, waste-of-money 976
numbers.

>        You are a tasteless loser, and you'll never get a job.

Wrong.  Perhaps you would care to prevent me from getting a job.

>        You date your cousins, and they dump you.

Wrong.  I have not seen any of my cousins in years, and dating them is quite
irrelevant.

>        You have no talent, no brains, and no life.

Wrong.  Wrong.  Wrong.  Perhaps you should ask before making unwarranted
extrapolations.

>        Find a different newsgroup, because NOBODY HERE LIKES YOU.

Get a life, because nobody gives a fuck about your opinions.

>There.  NOW you are an informed individual.

I was already informed before your spewing out of misinformation.

>|> >>>What a laugh -- your imaginary organization can't even deal with someone
>|> >>>who was terminated when you were still in diapers.  Might as well get 
>|> >>>used to it, BoFo -- I'm not going away...
>
>Couple points here, Patrick:
>
>1) He's still in diapers.

Wrong.

>2) You ARE going away.  I'll stop you.  Somehow.

Yes, Patrick is going away, for terminated individuals usually cannot post to
alt.flame.

>|> >>My organization can deal with anyone anywhere.  DOI has helped to convert
>|> >>many misinformed souls into thriving, informed individuals.  Try staring 
>|> >>at a screen full of OGGLEs.  That way, you don't even need to contact the
>|> >>Department of Information to get started.  Here are some for starters; if
>|> >>they have been deleted upon your next followup, then termination must be
>|> >>presumed....
>
>First, you defile one of my favorite newsgroups with your whiny, limp-wristed
>   presence.  Next, you engage in a 'flaming' which contains zero, read 'none',
>   provocative material.  Finally, you waste a colostomy-bag-full of band-
>   width with, of all things, a couple screens of 'OGGLEs'. 

The point is, I don't give a flying fuck if everyone in this group hates me.
When are you going to get a clue?  When are you going to learn to read at
higher than a second grade level?

>Bruce, you are a penis.  Worse, you are a small penis.  There is nothing to
>   you except a flaccid, one-inch strip of wang.  And it's infected.  

Andrew, you are in the center of a cloud of misinformation.  Worse, you are in
the center of a gigantic cloud of misinformation.  You have written nothing
but nonsense in your followup, thus reaching the conclusion that you are lost
in the center of a gigantic cloud of misinformation.

>|> >I wish you'd clue us in on just what kind of chemicals you're ingesting --
>|> >what OGGLEs?  See what happens when you screw around with imaginary
>|> >organizations?  
>
>Allow me to provide you with a very small sampling of the clues you lack,
>   Patrick:  the chemicals he has ingested is your semen.  Yes, he has sucked
>   AND swallowed.  See what it's done to him.

No, Bruce has ingested no chemicals.  Perhaps you would like to prove your
spewings-out.  You have yet to do so.

>|> Then it is apparent that you are reading these articles with your eyes closed.
>|> Since they have been deleted, then DOI assumes that you have terminated
>|> yourself.  Good move, Patrick, for the world can do very well without your
>|> misinformation.  Next....
>
>ME!! ME!! ME!!

O.K.  Here's a small sample for you:

OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE

>I long for you to take on a real flamer, oh Ye-Whose-Sphincter-Leaks.  Your
>posts are useless and do not belong on ANY group in the net.hierarchy, with
>the possible exception of alt.stupidity.  Move it there and gussy up to your
>mental mates.  Do NOT, however, continue to infect this group with your 
>meanderings.  They may be appropriate for email, if you are an afficionado
>of vacant blithering, but to expose the rest of us to your harmful rays is
>just too much.

I am not infecting this group at all, for I possess no illnesses or
infections.  You seem to be quite misinformed, as usual.

>Now, I know how to operate a killfile like the rest, but I just HATE to
>do this.  You see, I believe that even you two toads are salvageable.  
>Someday, I keep telling myself, these deranged munchkins will shift out of
>cruise control and post something grippingly flaming.  And I shall rejoice.
>
>Hence, in the future, please carefully consider the following questions:
>
>     * Have I carefully thought out my post? 

Yes.

>     * Is my post relevant to this newsgroup? 

Yes.

>     * Am I prepared to deal with the consequences of my posting?

Yes.

>     * Will I be wasting bandwidth with my post?

No.

>     * Has somebody else already posted and said the same thing?

No.

>If your answer to any of these questions is 'no', DO NOT POST.  If you are
>   Kevin L. McBride, do not post anyway.

I'll post whenever and wherever I wish, for I am not forbidden from posting on
any group at any time.

>Closing Remarks:
>
>     Both of you, collectively, are smaller than my penis.
>     The neighborhood chinchillas are afraid of you.
>     Saturday Nite?! CRIBBAGE!!!

Not quite, Mr Misinformed.  Usually the bars for me on Saturday nights.

>     You are whimpering, hunchbacked, catatonic pig-dogs.  
>     You lie in a puddle of your own sweat and vomit.
>     Cower, whelps, for your net.masters are watching.
>     They are displeased.  Beware their wrath.
>     They will wreak a terrible vengeance upon you.
>     Not violence -- oh, no.
>     They will make you look pathetic and weak before the Net.
>     Which is what you are.
>     Wheedle!  Beg forgiveness!  Perhaps you will be spared.
>     Or perhaps not.
>
>DIE RAT BASTARDS.

Request denied, for Bruce is not ready to die.  Perhaps you and Patrick are
ready to.

>Flame Off.   

Flame never initiated.
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