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From: ckunz@src4src.linet.org (Charles Kunz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Great News!!!!
Date: 10 Oct 92 03:13:26 GMT
Organization: The Source for Source Pub Access Unix

In article <921008103329_70640.1227_EHD16-1@CompuServe.COM> 70640.1227@CompuServe.COM (Chris Paulus) writes:
>As predicted by Howard (and I know I'm not going to be the first
>to announce it, but Howard Stern is #1 in Los Angeles!!!!!!!!!!
>Long Live Howard and his Crew!!!!!!

Yes!  I heard it this morning!  And for the funeral they're going to have
song parodies... sung by the -original-  artists!  Like Flo & Eddie (doing
a parody of "Happy Together," I believe).. perhaps Richard Marx and John
Stamos (w/ Beach Boys??)

Now.... -who else- should be performing parodies??  Suggestions?

Chuck
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From: mxl@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (marc.a.levy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Stern;lawyer;Kevin the Newsletter guy
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:37:38 GMT
Organization: AT&T

In article <1992Oct14.233404.4121@spcvxb.spc.edu> benezra_a@spcvxb.spc.edu writes:
>In article <9210142212.AA11375@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU>, pr@testnet.UUCP writes:
>> After re-reading this article (re-posted below), I wonder if Howard would
>> respond to hearing of this newsgroup by either trying to have it banned, too,
>> or at least make us change the name of it so it no longer says howard-stern.
>> Maybe Mr. Benezra could tell Gary there's a bunch of fans you represent
>> without mentioning the name of the newsgroup.
>> 
>How could anyone stop this newsgroup? How could anyone be fingered, so to 
>speak? A newsletter is not a public bbs. Even though Kevin doesn't make profit, 
>there is money being made. I wonder if Howard or the lawyers started this. How 
>about going underground? That sounds like even more fun.
>ab

The problem Howard had with the newsletter was that it seemed
like the newsletter was assoicated with him.   Howard did not
want to to be like it was HIS newsletter.  I think it is
pretty obvious that none of us speak for howard, and I dont
think we could fool anyone into it.. I dont see a problem..

Marc
From: benezra_a@spcvxb.spc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Gary has requests up to #2417
Date: 10 Oct 92 02:38:26 GMT
Organization: St. Peter's College, US

I spoke to Gary today and i faxed him all the requests so far. He seemed 
interested and urged me to continue. I faxed your actual notes (without the 
identifiers) but seeing as there are so many now, I might compile a list for 
him. It depends on how hard it is to edit the files. There seems to be a 
clamoring for older bits. I wonder what their feelings are on that. If I can  
get a decent conversation out of Gary i'll post it. I'm actually bucking for a 
mention of our "group" on the show as it comes time for "best of" to air.
ab
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 23:49:41 EDT
From: Tony R. Marasco <TRM900@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: AP Story on Stern (10/08)

I'm sure Howard will bring this up on tomorrow's show.  The ASSociated Press
wrote a story on Howard becoming number one.  The article came over sometime
between 7PM and 9PM EDT.  The story is, as you can guess, very negative.

Besides discussing how raunchy Howard is, there are some quotes from others.
An "expert" in the field (a consultant) says that, "...Howard Stern imitators
will be popping up all over..."  I thought they were already there.  Why
would they pop up because he's #1 in LA?

A competitor (never heard of this guy) claims that listeners will tune out,
"...once they pass puberty."  Hmmm.  He's been on in NY for years...

I'm sure Howard will be on a tirate reading this one...
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| Penn State University        |   Answers are a prison for oneself."     |
| Schuylkill Haven, PA 17976   |     - The Prisoner                       |
| trm900@psuvm.psu.edu                                                    |
From: v104rera@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel E Blatt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: KING OF VAX'S!
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:36:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


               I'D LIKE TO DECLARE MYSELF--------


                        KING OF ALL VAX'S!
                     (in the Stern group, of course.)


                                         -Dan Blatt


          1-800-52-STERN IS BACK IN ACTION!!!!


                     BABABOOEY, BABABOOEY!!!!!!!!
From: bijans@shade.Princeton.EDU (Bijan Mohammad Salehizadeh)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: 1-800-52-STERN
Date: 17 Oct 92 00:23:28 GMT
Organization: Princeton University
Originator: news@nimaster

I just ordered it...it took at least ten rings to answer...it seems that
Howard should call up and bitch them out.  I can't wait to see the 3-D
Jungleman sketch in which Howard is on  an elephant...yes a  real
elephant he said...and it kept taking dumps in the middl eof the takes.

God bless Howard
From: mmt2q@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (Michael M. Y. Tsai)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Today's show
Date: 12 Oct 92 21:35:47 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Virginia
Originator: mmt2q@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU

an somebody give a summary of today's show (10/12)?
From: grundusk@sunflare.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Kevin Grunduski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Howard in Albany
Date: 12 Oct 92 12:40:42 GMT
Organization: GE Corporate R&D Center

Howard is Finally in Albany. Apparently he won some contest for the new morning
Show on Q104 in Albany. Being a transplant from Jersey, I don't care how he got
here at least now I have something to look forward to in the morning.
From: patm@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Pat Murphy)
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 21:56:43 GMT
Subject: Re: Howard on TV
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern



also... as any stern fan will attest... howard's show was NOT
cancelled... he quit the show because of all the bs at channel 9

(if the show was cancelled by WOR, as WOR would like the public
to believe, do you think they would be bleeding the sponsors
with reruns??!!  NOT!)

pjm (waiting for the king of all media to conquer the rockies!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: roberts@triton.unm.edu (Robert Smathers)
Subject: Re: Where's Howard's TV Show in L.A. Now?
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 05:07:42 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <22972@galaxy.ucr.edu> santafe@watnxt11.ucr.edu (michael a parisi) writes:
>
>I just moved back to the L.A. area to attend school and was wondering
>what happened to his TV show.  It used to be on at Midnight, Saturday on
>(I think) KCOP Channel 13.  I was all ready to tape it one night and 
>Star Trek came on.  So I waited until 1:00, then some crappy hair loss
>seminar came on.  

I think the Howard Stern show is no more.  I knew he was cancelled,
but I though the show would continue on through repeats.  I have
tried to find the satellite feed (my only source of Howard
Stern TV Show) for the last several weeks with no luck,
so that is another reason I think he is gone for good.

Robert
roberts@triton.unm.edu
From: benezra_a@spcvxb.spc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Good Morning Chicago!
Date: 15 Oct 92 11:50:24 GMT
Organization: St. Peter's College, US

Chicago just went on this morning. I have family in Chicago and used to plan
my vacations around his. Now i can move there <g> In response to the person who 
asked about Howard going to Denver, he said this morning that there might be 
someone talking to Denver. I emphasize the "might". Gary yesterday, said there 
were no plans yet with Denver so who knows?
ab
From: patm@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Pat Murphy)
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:18:34 GMT
Subject: Re: More "Best of.."
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern


ditto the pat cooper slam... his best bit has already been
captured on the *crucified by the fcc* collection...

what about the long island lolita bits (esp. where joey
butt-a-puke-o called up to say he was not sleeping with
the high school chick?

and does anyone know when more best of stern bits are
going to be laid down on laser?  i miss the king of all
media and look forward to a new cd collection...


pjm (waiting for stuttering john to ski the rockies!)
From: noel@umbc2.umbc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: RE: Number of People subscribed to this group
Date: 15 Oct 92 23:34:53 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore County



Ah what the heck,


Five


Noel Tominack
University of Maryland Baltimore County
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: TV show/wwor?
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 11:29:01 GMT


What episodes of the TV show have been airing on WWOR lately?

Both local stations here that were carrying the syndicated version
of the show have stopped, and the satellite feed seems to be gone
as well...   I can't get wwor at the moment, but if they started
playing some of the older episodes that I don't have on tape then
i'd have to work on getting that channel...
From: ronaldd@cbnewse.cb.att.com (ronald.h.davis)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Stern;lawyer;Kevin the Newsletter guy
Date: 15 Oct 92 14:10:40 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: AT&T

In article <9210142212.AA11375@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU> pr@testnet.UUCP writes:
>After re-reading this article (re-posted below), I wonder if Howard would
>respond to hearing of this newsgroup by either trying to have it banned, too,
>or at least make us change the name of it so it no longer says howard-stern.
>Maybe Mr. Benezra could tell Gary there's a bunch of fans you represent
>without mentioning the name of the newsgroup.
>
>Follow up comment to article:  Kevin took the advice of myself and
>some of you veteran readers who wrote to me, suggesting he change the name of
>the newsletter, and he continues publishing.
>
seems to me [not being a lawyer and all but, nontheless, never lacking for an
opinion on something i know noithing about] that there would be some first
amendment rights stuff going on here.  if howard stern's name/picture appears
in the national enquirer, he doesn't get a royalty for it.  however, if the
national enquirer claimed an endorsement from him he would get compensated
(or is at least due such).

i haven't (or wouldn't) read this publication but i don't see how stern's
lawyer could do anything about the fact that the guy was merely writing
stuff *about* him.  if that were true i'd go broke paying off all the guys
that i've written something about.  i frankly can't understand stern's problem
here; this kind of thing is publicity for stern, which imho is what
distinguishes him from other radio announcers since stern is not the only
funny [or even the funniest, whatever that means] person on the airwaves.
on the other hand, if the guy is representing that the publication is
somehow endorsed by stern or his company then stern is rightly piqued.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: bijans@shade.Princeton.EDU (Bijan Mohammad Salehizadeh)
Subject: Show summary
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 05:20:10 GMT

CAn someone post radio show summaries for the last two days...ie Mon and
Tuesady because I've had midterms and no time to litsen.  All I knoqw is
that he had a press conf for albany NY today...the empire grows (like a
fungus)
From: mcouch@amiganet.chi.il.us (Marc Couch)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Howie In CHICAGO!!
Date: 16 Oct 92 09:06:23 GMT
Organization: Amiga Network Information Systems

Welp.. Just heard Howard for the first time today.. I must say... He's
interesting.. However, not as good as Steve & Garry.. But, nonetheless, I look
forward to finally understanding what all you guys were talking about.. I heard
Howard say he's gonna be #1 in Chicago within a year.. I think he's
underestimating Steve&Garry.. Besides.. They share the same station.. WLUP..
However.. Howard is stuck on WLUP AM while S&G get WLUP FM.. So really, it
doesn't matter....

Lookin forward to more!!

Marc
From: patm@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Pat Murphy)
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 21:59:54 GMT
Subject: Re: More "Best of.."
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern



Club Soda Kenny is my hero....ya hear?...i hear ya...


pjm (waiting for the king of all media to conquer the rockies!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
From: sherman@ecadsr.enet.dec.com (My name is...)
Subject: Re: Mike's address?
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Distribution: alt
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 19:03:08 GMT


In article <1992Oct15.153338.5445@nmsu.edu>, pfeiffer@nmsu.edu (Joe Pfeiffer) writes...
>I tried to send Mike a mailing tube to get a copy of his poster, but
>the only address I've seen for him is just ``Hollywood, CA'' and the
>mailing tube returned yesterday stamped ``insufficient address.'' Does
>anybody have a better address (or a PO Box or something) that will
>work better?

Here's the address I have:

Mike Jittlov
902 North Maltman Avenue
Los Angeles, CA   90026-2714

Steve
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
From: st923012@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Subject: hi
Reply-To: st923012@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 18:53:57 GMT






Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
From: jtidwell@athena.mit.edu (Jenifer P. Tidwell)
Subject: Re: Vanishing Wizard
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 19:06:07 GMT

Hee hee hee...  <sniff>  OK.  :-)

Favorite things about WOSAT:  the general portrayal of the Hollywood
scene is certainly up there.  That having been mentioned... One of my
favorite sight gags in the film, which nearly had me on the floor
laughing the first time I saw it, was when Mike unplugged the
receptionist.

I also liked the bike's anti-theft system - I want one for my bike.
:-) 

The amount of detail in the film amazes me.  Every time I've seen it,
I always find something I haven't seen in previous watchings; things
in the corners of the frame, dialogue with jokes or puns or double
meanings, things that aren't physically supposed to be able to happen
but make sense at the time, and, of course, subliminals.  So unlike
the typical watch-it-once Hollywood fare.  It's great!

					- Jenifer

p.s.  (here we go again)  You don't have to tell me about weird
parents, Chris.  You know mine by now... you too, Rich... :-)  

-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
 Jenifer Tidwell                    jtidwell@bbn.com  (preferred)
 Bolt, Beranek and Newman           jtidwell@mit.edu  (alternate)
 Cambridge, MA                      (617) 873-2059
-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-

Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
From: otto@tukki.jyu.fi (Otto J. Makela)
Subject: Re: Vanishing Wizard
Organization: The Crimson Permanent Assurance Company
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 16:57:23 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.160200.12446@engage.pko.dec.com> sherman@ecadsr.enet.dec.com (My name is...) writes:
   My favorite thing is the subliminals.  I like the signs.  Like, "Vnion
   Gvilding Bvilding" (gelding?), "Com/Post Productions", "666" ...

"Welcome to Los Angeles -- over (some number) souled"
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From: sherman@ecadsr.enet.dec.com (My name is...)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
Subject: Re: Vanishing Wizard
Date: 14 Oct 92 16:52:42 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


In article <92288.081109PXF3@psuvm.psu.edu>, <PXF3@psuvm.psu.edu> writes...
>Okay, since I'm the newbie, I get to ask the dumb question.  If this has
>already been discussed, just let me know.
> 
><Drum roll> What is your favorite thing in TWOSAT?  Notice I did not say

My favorite thing is the subliminals.  I like the signs.  Like, "Vnion Gvilding
Bvilding" (gelding?), "Com/Post Productions", "666" ...

Steve (En som droemmer alt jeg oensker!)
From: mbkomor@anableps.berkeley.edu (M. Beth Komor)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
Subject: Re: Hello? Mike?
Date: 8 Oct 1992 02:55:45 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: anableps.berkeley.edu
Summary: Don't Feel So Bad... :)
Keywords: email msg packratting

In article <1au62lINNae4@gap.caltech.edu> jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) writes:
>seifertv@nextnet.csus.edu (vincent seifert) writes:

>>Sorry to put this in the newsgroup, but I tried Emailing to
>>jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu twice and nothing came back.  Finger works,
>>so I'm at a loss.

>>Anyhow, you said a couple of weeks ago that you had prints of the Freas
>>poster for WoSaT for $25 and a SASMT.  If you have 2 left, I and another
>>fellow here at CSUS would like them... um, scratch that, are hanging by
>>our figurative fingernails for them... but can't seem to establish 2-way
>>communication.  If this doesn't work, I'll try the phone.

>>Perplexed,

>1000 Pardons, Vince, and everyone else who asked about posters.
>I'm currently snowed under by email (246) (whoop - 247)

[deleted to appease my newsposter]                                           

>Hope to answer everybody by this weekend.
                                                                            
I have 513 msgs. Mebbe when you catch up we could play "collect 'em, trade 'em."
<--I have some from Lee that you haven't got...>                               
                                                                             
}:D                                                                           
                                                                              
-Meriday Beth                                                                
                                                                              
<mbkomor@anableps.berkeley.edu | $2/min.@(900) 329-4040 X899 "-E.T. bill to
                                                               own phone!"> 
<packrat extraordinaire :) >
From: lee@soda.berkeley.edu (Lee Thompson-Herbert)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
Subject: Re: Hello? Mike?
Date: 8 Oct 1992 04:32:11 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu
Keywords: email msg packratting

In article <1b07vhINN710@agate.berkeley.edu> mbkomor@anableps.berkeley.edu (M. Beth Komor) writes:
>                                                                            
>I have 513 msgs. Mebbe when you catch up we could play "collect 'em, trade 'em."
><--I have some from Lee that you haven't got...>                               
>                                                                             

Not nice.  I'll string you both up by your toenails if you start passing
my messages around.  If I'd wanted someone else to see 'em, I'd have
mailed 'em to them.

You guys obviously haven't seen the flames caused by posting e-mail messages
without the orignal author's permission before.  I'm being very, *very* mild.
I haven't even mentioned copyright issues yet.

[I'd send this privately, but Mike will see it here first.  And other people
 should probably be reminded about netiquette regarding e-mail.]

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
From: dougvoss@vuse.vanderbilt.edu (Douglas Voss)
Subject: Re: Hello? Mike?
Keywords: email msg packratting
Organization: Vanderbilt University School of Engineering
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 12:21:07 GMT

In article <1b0dkbINN7s0@agate.berkeley.edu>, lee@soda.berkeley.edu (Lee Thompson-Herbert) writes:
|> In article <1b07vhINN710@agate.berkeley.edu> mbkomor@anableps.berkeley.edu (M. Beth Komor) writes:
|> >                                                                            
|> >I have 513 msgs. Mebbe when you catch up we could play "collect 'em, trade 'em."
|> ><--I have some from Lee that you haven't got...>                               
|> >                                                                             
|> 
|> Not nice.  I'll string you both up by your toenails if you start passing
|> my messages around.  If I'd wanted someone else to see 'em, I'd have
|> mailed 'em to them.
|> 
|> You guys obviously haven't seen the flames caused by posting e-mail messages
|> without the orignal author's permission before.  I'm being very, *very* mild.
|> I haven't even mentioned copyright issues yet.
|> 
|> [I'd send this privately, but Mike will see it here first.  And other people
|>  should probably be reminded about netiquette regarding e-mail.]
|> 

Get a life!   Looks like a joke to the rest of the world.

-- 
Douglas Voss                                  dougvoss@vuse.vanderbilt.edu
Vanderbilt Univerisity
Computer Science Department
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
From: magnus@bark-fddi.ii.uib.no (Magnus Alvestad)
Subject: Re: Vanishing Wizard
Reply-To: magnus@ii.uib.no
Organization: CE at UVBS / HOS / RNoN and CS-S at UiB, N.
	<MAGNUS.92Oct14173258@kvist-fddi.ii.uib.no>
	<1bk3pgINNa16@gap.caltech.edu>
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:27:44

In article <1bk3pgINNa16@gap.caltech.edu> woolstar@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Derek Woolverton) writes:

   playing the part.  :-)  She makes great jam.  (amd mike does great labels)

With very small print, yes?

    >> Den som har dromt Udfaerd og Dad senker ej Sejl uden med Sorg. B. Bjornson
       Huh?  Outside joke I guess.

In fact it is a quote in norwegian. Bjoernstjerne Bjoernson is one of
the greatest authors of Norway. He made the text for the national
anthem.

-Magnus
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
From: pfeiffer@nmsu.edu (Joe Pfeiffer)
Subject: Mike's address?
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Distribution: alt
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 15:33:38 GMT

I tried to send Mike a mailing tube to get a copy of his poster, but
the only address I've seen for him is just ``Hollywood, CA'' and the
mailing tube returned yesterday stamped ``insufficient address.'' Does
anybody have a better address (or a PO Box or something) that will
work better?

-Joe.
Organization: Freshman, MCS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 12:12:25 -0400 
From: "Adam K. Rixey" <ar2w+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Vanishing Wizard

   Oooh, favorite thing in the movie?  Other than the fact that it
actually exists, I'd say the portrayal of Hollywood/theme of the movie. 
Little guy [prestige-wise, not size-wise] tackles the Big Evil
Beuracracy simply by using his mind.  If only things like this could
happen more often. . .