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From: jgrimm@TorreyPinesCA.ncr.com (Jeffrey Grimmett 9999)
Subject: Re: Bad block mapper?
Organization: NCR (Torrey Pines Development Center)
Disclaimer: This posting does not neccessarily reflect the opinions of NCR.
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 15:36:04 GMT

In article <37150@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> djohnson@cs.ucsd.edu (Darin Johnson) writes:

>Is there a utility out there to map out bad block on hard disks?
>(or just create a file encompassing all those blocks)

Darin, QuarterBack Tools does just that (and that's the only reason I still
use it).  It will search for bad blocks and kinda-sorta overwrite them with
a non-deleteable file.  The drawback here is that you can't optimize a disk
using this kind of protection (but it beats not using it at all, eh?).

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From: fihsu@athena.mit.edu (Hsu I-wei)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc
Subject: Re: AA chipset in the A3000 -> I expect it!
Date: 1 Sep 92 16:15:21 GMT
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology

In article <1992Sep1.131609.29495@qdpii.comp.qdpi.oz.au> davidme@qdpii.comp.qdpi.oz.au (David Meiklejohn) writes:
>In article <1992Sep1.103749.18984@marlin.jcu.edu.au> cpca@marlin.jcu.edu.au (Colin Adams) writes:
>>
>>Why should the States
>>get all the upgrade policies when they aren't even the people keeping
>>the Amiga alive?!  :-(
>
>Probably because we buy too many Amigas here - there's no incentive for C=
>to offer special deals.  Anyway, getting a trade-in on an old machine is a
>bit of a gimmick; it's not as if they can use the old one for anything.
>That's why they've only required a manual cover or whatever.  All it is

Yeah, trade-in would be a bit of a hassle if the requirement is that the
old machine is in good working order.  C= could try selling the traded-in
machines at severely reduced prices, but I don't know how practical this would
be.  Anyways, with deals like the Power Up, it means that the owner either
keeps his old Amiga or sells it to someone else.  Either way, you increase
the number of Amigas in the world, and in the latter case, you increase the
user base.

>really is a price reduction.  So, how do you know that C= Australia aren't
>selling at what's effectively a reduction anyway?  The prices of A3000's
>here aren't really that much higher than in the US, as far as I can tell.

I dunno..  what were prices in Australia during the Power-Up offer?  In the
U.S., you could get an A3000 25/50 for $2250 via Power Up.  It is sad that
C= Australia didn't offer a similar upgrade incentive.

Or how about this idea?  Trade-in your PC clone for a certain amount of credit
depending on your CPU, etc.  Then C= sells the clones to some clone dealer.
The clone dealer is responsible for refurbishing and whatever touchups to the
motherboard are necessary.  ;)  After which, the clone dealer can sell the
refurbished clone as if it was their own.  Just kidding...

Maybe this idea?
"PC and Mac owners!!  Here's a great way to sell your old machine _and_ get a
brand new Amiga!  Give us information about your machine, and set a price.
WE WILL ADVERTISE FOR YOU on the computer network, along with having a
printout of all machines available outside our main building.  If someone buys
your machine, you get 80% of your price as credit towards a brand new Amiga!
(20% advertising and services fee ;)  The credit can be applied to educational
pricing if applicable."
Hehe.
(imagines huge prinouts taped to the outside walls of C= Australia, listing
thousands of clones for sale.  :)

>
>>Colin Adams       Honours Student - James Cook University of North Queensland
>>  "And if I seem a little strange, well that's because I am." - The Smiths 
>
>
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>
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>Mareeba, Australia                | Voice    : +61 70 92 1555

Francis
From: umward10@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Derek Ward)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc
Subject: Hooking up C= MPS-1200 Printer
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:01:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: ccu.1992Sep2.170119.10448
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada



  I am trying to figure out how to hook up my old Commodore MPS-1200
printer to my Amiga 500.  According to the manual, you need a parallel
interface, with optional Centronics interface cartridge to make it
compatible with 'most computers'.  

  I picked up the A64 emulator, which allows me to print out ASCII files
with it (using a file called 64Print), but I would like to get better
compatibility with it.

  If anyone has any help or info for me, please respond via mail.  Thanks.

Derek

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From: bubblz@ecst.csuchico.edu (Boy Wonder)
Subject: TOUCH ME!  TOUCH ME!  YES!!!!
Organization: California State University, Chico
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 1992 22:17:31 GMT

Does anyone know of a UNIX-like "Touch" utility for 1.3?
In case ya don't know what touch does, it basically updates 
the file attributes of the filename you pass it.

You can either send me email to the address above, or reply to this
group.

Thanks!

-BW
From: CFL@Bfs1.buc.edu.au (Colin Linahan)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc
Subject: Help! Booting KS2.05 H.D.D. from 1.3
Date: 4 Sep 92 02:08:56 GMT
Organization: Ballarat University College
NNTP-Posting-Host: 141.132.52.10

Help!
     Earlier this year I purchased an Amiga 2000 with w.b. 2.05 ,a 52meg H.
D.D. and a rom sharer. The hard disk is formatted to operate under 
workbench 2. I was wondering if there is any way I can get the h.d.d. to 
autoboot when the sharer is switched to 1.3 (some sort of software switch)
so I can install some of my older incompatable A500 software on the hard 
disk.
	Sorry if this question has been asked before but posting has only 
been enabled here.
  
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From: cprem@marlin.jcu.edu.au (Ross E Milward)
Subject: Epson LQ Printer Driver Needed
Organization: James Cook University
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 08:07:52 GMT

I was wondering if someone could help me with a small problem.  A friend
of mine has recently bought a 24 pin Epson LQ Printer, and is in need of
a printer driver for it.  The Epson drivers supplied with workbench
don't quite work properly.

Does anybody have the correct printer driver?

Thanks,
Ross.

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Honours Student - Comp. Sci. Dept.,  James Cook Uni, Qld, 4811, Australia.
"The way the rain comes down hard, that's how I feel inside." - The Cure
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From: 8800529@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU ()
Subject: Re: AA chipset in the A3000 -> I expect it!
Organization: school of Mathematics UNSW
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 23:21:50 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.101827.25307@marlin.jcu.edu.au> cpca@marlin.jcu.edu.au (Colin Adams) writes:
>In article <talan.02w7@tension.UUCP> talan@tension.UUCP (Dave Bicking) writes:
>>There's been a lot of speculation on the new AA Chipset and whether it would
>>actually work on an A3000 computer.  I, as a recent purchaser of an A3000,
>>expect it to be available - in the current slots.
>
>Don't like to spoil your party but..
>
>Just after the introduction of the Amiga 3000 I had a conversation
>in email with a guy from C= who used to post to the net occassionally
>(but has now disappeared, maybe fired?).  His name was Bob Raibel 
>(I know I've got his last name slightly wrong) from C= LSI design.  
>
>I had mailed him to ask if the new chipset they were
>working on would work with the A3000.  He told me that any new chips
>would have a different shape and pin-out and the only way to get them
>into the 3000 would be via a Zorro III slot.  He wasn't even
>sure if that was possible and said I would have to ask Dave Haynie
>about it, which I never got around to doing.
>
>I wish now I had have kept the mail, though I guess it wouldn't have
>been in the spirit of Usenet to post it anyway. 
>
>>At _that_ time, they were expecting it to fit in the A3000
>>motherboard.  They said that the Motherboard's chip socket had a 32-bit
>>bandwidth, while the ECS still only used 16 (eg: they thought ahead).  
>
>I hope you are right, but I still can't see a 32 bit chip fitting into
>a 16 bit chip's socket.  Dave has said as much when he said "You can't
>grow 16 bits" a few months ago.


	In Sydney there is an A3000 with WB 3.0 and 256 colors displayable
It's in a Video specialist store that has developer status with CBM. 
I fyou approach them as if you don't know what this "Amico" :-)
computer is they will discribe to you the fact that it has 256 colors !!
They won't say how they get it because they have developer status
ie. NDA. So not all is lost.



>>Dave
	George
From: Mike_Noreen%cave@sweden.eu.net (Mike Noreen)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc
Subject: Re: AA chipset in the A3000 -> I expect it!
Date: 1 Sep 92 02:45:36 GMT
Organization: The Misty Cave BBS +46 753 33132

In a message dated Mon 30 Aug 92 16:20, Cpca@marlin.jcu.edu.au (colin Adams
wrote:

 CA> It may make some kind of sense though.  Under the new systems you
 CA> have to enquire to find out whether there is 2x or 4x speedup. 
 CA> Adding
 CA> the new chips to the A3000 would only gain 2x speedup due to the 
 CA> different type of RAM chips needed for the 4x speedup.  I doubt C=
 CA> would
 CA> cripple their new machines by using memory that would only give a 2x
 CA> speedup, so this may imply you can add the new chips to the 3000, but
 CA> just not get full utilization.

Hm? What you need to get 4x speedup is a 32-bit bus and page-mode DRAMs
chip-mem. The A3000 has both.
IF the AA-chipset ever becomes available for the A3000, it WILL be able to
use all the colours/resolutions available.

 CA> There will probably be some sort of Power-Up offer for people in the
 CA> States, but I doubt it will be available elsewhere.

Very, very likely indeed. We europeans have never been able to rely on any
C= support, and I don't think that'll change.


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From: loyd@seq.uncwil.edu (David Loyd)
Subject: Can someone scan some baseball cards for me?
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 02:51:34 GMT

Does anyone out there in netland have a nice color flatbed scanner
that could scan some baseball cards, say 4 or 6 to a page, and save
them in iff format. Not 24 bit. No special cards needed just a 
random selection from any buble gum pack would suffice.

If so, please email me at the address below so we can work
out the details.
thank you for your support!
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loyd@seq.uncwil.edu    2400 Modem         Sony KV-1311CR Monitor 
                       MR '020 w/ 25mhz 68882     Epson LQ-510 Printer 
					          Tanberg 60meg QIC Tape Drive
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Subject: Re: How's this for a solution
From: edowdy@vax1.umkc.edu
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 20:24:30 GMT
Organization: University of Missouri - Kansas City

WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS REFFERENCES TO THE AMIGA AND COMPARISIONS
          BETWEEN IT AND WINDOWS. iT IS IN RESPONSE TO AN EARLIER ITEM,
	  THEREFORE, IT IS AN OPINION ( and a damn fine one at that) AND SHOULD
	  BE READ AS SUCH. IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO READ ABOUT THE AMIGA 
          YOU MAY SAFELY SKIP THIS AND GO ON TO OTHER NEWS ITEMS.  
          


In article <1992Aug21.142810.29633@regina.cs.uregina.ca>, plummer@hercules.cs.uregina.ca (Dave Plummer) writes:
> 
> Let's be reasonable here.  If you are unfamilliar with NT, fine, but it looks
> as though it will finally emcompass most of the things that have made Amiga
> users proud and/or arrogant for the last several years.  Unfortunately (or
> fortunately, for us multi-platform people) it goes beyond that in terms
> of security, networking, and memory protection.
> 
> 
> Let's face it, it would be impossible to port AmigaDOS to PC-Compatible
> hardware, so maybe if we're luck Windows NT will someday make it to
> Amiga hardware.  But don't hold your breath.
> 
	Again you are talking software not the machine. I own an amiga in addition to a
486dx-33, I love them both. But, what makes the Amiga owners "proud, arrogant"
is the *Machine*. What do you think runs the outstanding software on the Amiga?
The Amiga of course! The hardware allows this software to be run, not the
software it self. In other words it is not the software itself that makes the
amiga what it is, it is the machine. 
	Do not make the mistake of reifying the software, for without the
machine the software could not operate.    Why do you think games on the Amiga
only take up a fraction of what they do on the Ibm, because the chips do not
require nearly as much code to write the graphics, sound, animation etc as they
do on an IBM.  The software does not make the machine, the machine "makes" the
software.
	Yes, let's face it, AmigaDos could not be ported to an Intel based
machine, because the machine could not handle code that the chips in the Amiga
work with. The hardware is better in the Amiga (though it has many drawbacks),
and windows is, compared to the Amiga, almost entirely "generated" by software
code, to allow it to multitask. Where as the inherent "insides" of the Amiga
naturally allow this and encourage it. It's about time this type of 
OS came to the IBM.	

Eric Dowdy
(flame eater)
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From: strat@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Steve Davis)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc,comp.sys.amiga.applications
Subject: Re: Converting Structured Graphics Formats
Date: 25 Aug 1992 19:22:08 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

rickan@maccs.dcss.mcmaster.ca (Mark Rickan) writes:

>Actually, the format support which we are proposing is for converting
>structured graphics found on other platforms to their Amiga equivalents.
>Perhaps you could add Corel Draw (CDR), Micrographx Designer (DRW),
>WordPerfect Graphic (WPG), Computer Graphic Metafiles (CGM) and Lotus (PIC)
>file support to the PageStream/Art Expression wish list.

Fine.  You get me detailed specifications and source code for these
formats and I will write the converter.  DR2D isn't very robust,
and I don't even have code for a rendering engine ... but it would
be trivial to convert some of the simpler formats like Microsoft
WMF, and Illustrator EPS files to DR2D and vice versa. 

All I need is the specification for each of these formats, and (not
necessary but would certainly be helpful) example source for a
rendering engine.

I'm thinking along the lines of a modular shareware product.

You (the Internet Amiga community) find me the specifications for
all these formats, and I'll work on a converter.  Deal?

Stratocaster
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The USA has more prisoners per capita than South Africa, Iraq, or CHINA!
From: Roger_Martensson@p3.f607.n901.z92.badnet.bad.se (Roger Martensson)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc
Subject: Re: MessyDOS....
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 22:52:28 +0000
Reply-To: Roger_Martensson@p3.f607.n901.z92.badnet.bad.se (Roger Martensson)
Distribution: world
Organization: The Third Point, Mellansel, Sweden 
OD-Comment-To: Michael_R._Cramer

In a message (written 26-Aug-92, 2:17:00) to Michael R. Cramer you wrote:


 MRC> Does anyone know where I cna find MessyDOS or some other 2.04
 MRC> compatible MS-DOS disk reader thing? I used MSH with 1.3 but it
 MRC> doesn't seem to work in 2.04. I had MessyDOS and that seemed to work
 MRC> fine, but I accidentally deleted it, and the person I got it from is
 MRC> gone...so I guess, what I'm asking, is...is there an FTP site around
 MRC> with MessyDOS?

Please search for the MessyDOS patch for the 2.04.
But why not go for MultiDOS?

/Rm - InterNet: Roger_Martensson@p3.f607.n901.z92.badnet.bad.se
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From: skip@tacky.cs.olemiss.edu (Skip Sauls)
Subject: Re: Help! My amiga can't walk! (Lost its feet)
Organization: University of Mississippi, Dept. of Computer Science
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 14:03:51 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.221207.1446@pro-freedom.cts.com> eeb@pro-freedom.cts.com (Ed Brown) writes:
>
> > ...the rubber feet on every A3000 in existence has fallen off.
>
>For your edification, the rubber feet on my A3000 are just fine and are
>still firmly in place.  So there... at least 1 A3000 with solid feet. ;-)

All the feet on my A3000 are still there, so that makes 2.  :-)

Skip Sauls
skip@tacky.cs.olemiss.edu

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From: rthorstr@doc.bmd.trw.com
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc,comp.sys.amiga.applications
Subject: Re: Time Management/Scheduling S/W ???????
Date: 28 Aug 92 12:13:54 MST
Distribution: world

Thanks to all those who answered my post.  WHO!WHAT!WHEN!Whatever sounds
like what I am looking for.

                                       Rod T.
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From: pilgrim@daimi.aau.dk (Jakob G}rdsted)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc,comp.sys.amiga.applications
Subject: Re: Converting Structured Graphics Formats
Date: 31 Aug 92 07:02:08 GMT
Organization: DAIMI: Computer Science Department, Aarhus University, Denmark

strat@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Steve Davis) writes:

>The USA has more prisoners per capita than South Africa, Iraq, or CHINA!

That's because they kill most of them, that USA just puts in jail :-)
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Subject: Re: CBM Canada Hardware Announcements
From: tdenbo@dwp.la.ca.us (Tom Denbo)
Date: 25 Aug 92 14:45:49 GMT

Oops, I put the wrong subject on that one.  Should be:
Newtek is Toast?
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From: jamiller@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc
Subject: Re: More AmigaWorld Lies
Date: 3 Sep 92 21:44:32 GMT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

>  I think Marc had a point.  Amiga dealers are getting pretty scarce.
> 1,000 is probably about right if you consider places like Software Etc
> which still sell Amiga software.  Some of these might have some hardware
> available.

Again I concur with the point that dealers are scarce, hell, one just
closed in Manhattan (KS) and the only reputable one in Kansas City
closed more than a year ago.  All that's left is one in Topeka (not
much of a dealer,ergo. they have a 500 and lots of PC's on display) 

_HOWEVER_ -MB- can't say whether the information was correct or
incorrect _factually if he doesn't have the information, which I
suspect he doesn't.  You shouldn't say he's wrong because, "... there
can't possibly be this many [1000 dealers]."  After all Mr. Barney is
more likely to have access to that kindo of information than you or I
or MB will.

>  But 1,000 still seems awfully high.  At least here in the States, that'd
> be 20 per state on the average, and unless California has 800, I doubt it.

I think rather than quibling over the numbers we should all just grant
the point that C= needs better dealer support as well as support for
their customers. Although some of 'us' -); could use some less inflamatory
language, I think it would do C= well to start soliciting suggestions as
"actively" as they solicited help during their "time of crisis"--the
_Slow Death of the Amiga_ article, as many of the complaints I read
after filtering the language I have heard from a hundred other people
on a hundred other occasions.  (BTW, alright maybe it was only 99
people-);-): 

> -- 
> Steve Sheldon         sheldon@iastate.edu

-- 
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From: alfredo@ajahnv.lonestar.org (Alfredo Jahn V)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc,comp.sys.amiga.applications
Subject: ProVector (was: Re: Converting Structured Graphics Formats)
Date: 30 Aug 92 02:44:04 GMT
Organization: Amiga 2000 (Home System)

In article <64752@cup.portal.com> cunniff@cup.portal.com (Ross Alan Cunniff) writes:
>>>Actually, the format support which we are proposing is for converting
>>>structured graphics found on other platforms to their Amiga equivalents.
>>>Perhaps you could add Corel Draw (CDR), Micrographx Designer (DRW),
>>>WordPerfect Graphic (WPG), Computer Graphic Metafiles (CGM) and Lotus (PIC)
>>>file support to the PageStream/Art Expression wish list.
>
>>Fine.  You get me detailed specifications and source code for these
>>formats and I will write the converter.
>> [...]
>Note: not all of these will be supported immediately (in fact, it will
>be several months before any are released), so don't hold your breath.
>Any import modules produced will be compatible with ProVector 2.1, and
>will be sold as an extra module, just as PSImport currently is (PSImport
>is a full-blown PostScript interpreter which imports PostScript graphics
>into ProVector).
      ^^^^^^^^^
How does ProVector compare to ProDraw (Gold Disk)? I have ProDraw and
need to know if I should upgrade or move to ProVector? 

>
>>Stratocaster
>
>Ross Cunniff
>President, Stylus, Inc.
>cunniff@cup.portal.com

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From: liam@durie.amigans.gen.nz (Liam Greenwood)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.misc
Subject: Re:  What makes OS on ROM _WORSE_ than one on disk???
Date: 2 Sep 92 23:41:37 GMT+12
Distribution: world
Organization: It's Home, really...

In article <1992Aug30.114032.4562@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU> 8800529@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU () writes:
>       How does the "Upgrade" version of OS/2 and Win 3.1 compare to WB2.04 ?
A more real world comparison would be Windows 2 to Windows 3 vs 1.3 to 2.04
The Win3 to 3.1 cost should be compared to 2.04 to 2.1.
>And how much diff did you get ie. was it worth the value.
    Indeed, Win3 was vastly better than Win2, 2.04 vastly better than 1.3.
Quality of product? 2.04 is a _much_ more productive product than Win3.0a.
Win3 is crash happy, whereas 2.04 was and still is solid. Microsoft can't
even blame the lack of hardware memory management on rampaging UAEs
    All IMHO, of course :-) ...

>       Hehehehe, you want an NeXT ? More like the bleading edge of
Cool, I like it -> NeXT, the bleating edge of technology <grin>
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