HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 07:53:26 GMT

>> Please tell me where the power switch on Mac owners is; there are a number
>> of these people I want to switch off.
>> 
>> cjl
>
>
>I'd like to know also...there are a number of owners i would like to turn 
>ON.
>:>
>

Well, this button is a lot lower down, but you have to be of the opposite 
sex to make it work (although there are exceptions)

Nathan.
From: jjm4_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Why not?!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Questions of the Universe
Date: 1 Oct 92 11:48:31 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester (Rochester, NY)

on this same note  .. .
does anyone have a list of "Things that make you go Hmmmm" ?


If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year
why do they have locks on the doors?


-:_|
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: raczka@HQ.Ileaf.COM (christopher raczka)
Subject: Re: Ah... the glorious old Marine Corps
Reply-To: raczka@HQ.Ileaf.COM (christopher raczka)
Organization: Interleaf, Inc.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 16:58:11 GMT

In article <1992Sep24.041648.19100@sequent.com> edw@sequent.com (Ed Wright) writes:
> In article <1992Sep22.224348.659@altair.selu.edu> scsd1055@altair.selu.edu writes:
> %	On the subject of funny names...
> %
> %There was a guy in my Marine Corps boot camp platoon named
> %
> %	Peter Hans   (pronounced -- hands)
> A buddy in the Army had a bumper sticker with the Marine Corps Emblem
> and the words
> 
>      The Marine Corps Builds Leadershit
> 

At Paris Island they use to have a Poster of a Recruiter in the Processing
Center when you first came in off the bus; 


WE DON'T PROMISE YOU SHIT


-- 

		Mephistopheles ... ruthless, sleepless, unsmiling,
                concentration on self or humorous, civilised, sensible
                and adaptable 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hill@spot.Colorado.EDU (Michael Hill)
Subject: Re: I'd love to but...
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 20:22:14 GMT

In article <19jjisINN43h@golem.wcc.govt.nz> rolleston_c@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz writes:
> 
>I'd love to BUT...
> 
>...I have to fulfill my potential.
>...I have to rotate my crops.
>...I have to stay home and see if I snore
>...I prefer to remain an enigma.
>...I think you want the OTHER Luke.
>...I'm trying to be less popular.
>...I've dedicated my life to linguini.
>...my crayons all melted together.
>...my favorite commercial is on TV.
>...my patent is pending.
>...none of my socks match.
>...there's a disturbance in the Force.
> 
>Any more anyone?

One of my favorites (from a roommate's poster):

... I'm building a pig from a kit.

			--Michael

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Michael Hill   <><  Isaiah 9:6 | "Give me one more chance to do things right/
hill@spot.Colorado.EDU         |  Just one more chance, I'll follow the light/
                               |  But there's no second chances, the Host of
University of Colorado@Boulder |  heaven cried/ No second chances, you listened
$ mv net.flames /dev/null      |  to lies!"   --Whitecross, "No Second Chances"
-------------------------My boss is a Jewish carpenter!------------------------
Did you ever notice that everybody in favor of abortion has already been born?!
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From: tony@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us (Anthony Foglia)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Airplane! script
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 14:01:59 EDT
Organization: Princeton High School, Princeton, New Jersey

ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 
> I understand there is a script to the movie, "Airplane!" out there somewhere
> on the net.  Could someone either email me a copy or let me know an ftp site
> where it is available?  Thanks....
> 
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Sam.                                             ss1@kepler.unh.edu
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Can I get a copy too?


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            behind me.  You decide.
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From: cm007b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (claude erik meyer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,misc.forsale,misc.misc,misc.wanted
Subject: Airplane! Script--I have the details!
Summary: Where To Get The Airplane! Script...
Date: 28 Sep 92 23:15:06 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York


Well, AIRPLANE! fans,  I have in my hand a copy of KENTUCKY FRIED THEATER'S
AIRPLANE! written by Jim Abrahms, David Zucker and Jerry Zucker.  Copies of
this script can be obtained (as well as any other movie or television show
script) by calling SCRIPT CITY in Hollywood, CA. 

Their telephone number is 213-871-0707.  Or you can write them at 8033
Sunset Blvd.  Suite 1500   Hollywood, CA  90046



Yours truly,

Claude Meyer
U. Of Rochester
cm007b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu


"Nice night for an evening..."  -Steven Wright
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com ("Johnson")
Subject: The Candidates in Oz
Reply-To: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com
Organization: Motorola Wireless Enterprises, Schaumburg, IL
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 15:07:22 GMT

Saw this in rec.org.mensa, and thought it deserved a crosspost.

In article <15215@claris.com>, mike_steiner@qm.claris.com (Mike Steiner) writes:
=)A number of the candidates visited the Wizard of Oz to help them gain what
=)they lacked or most desired.  When the Wizard asked them what they wanted,
=)
=)Bush said, "I want a heart.
=)Perot said, "I want courage.
=)Qualye said, "I want a brain."
=)Clinton said, "I want Dorothy."

-- 
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|  "Johnson"                              | "                               " |
|  johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com |               -- Marcel Marceau   |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.politics.misc,logic.bizarre
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: Clinton doesn't understand business (was: A SAD JOKE!)
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 20:48:36 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.115932.15876@njitgw.njit.edu> lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt) writes:
>
>Having ran a business myself (an Air conditioning contracting firm, 
>for 8 years ) I know what its like to lose sleep, worrying about wether I 
>could get enough work to keep my employees busy and keep food on their tables. 
>Neither Clinton nor Gore have ever had the need to meet a payroll, pay
>for office space, provide workers compensation insurance, etc. I believe
>that, before anyone attempts to meddle with the business structure of America,
>they should at very least have some real world experiance.


Has Bush done what you've done, build a business more or less from
scratch?  Sure, he's dabbled in the private economy, but he was staked
with $300,000 from his father (around $1.5M in today's dollars).  Bush
has spent, oh, around 25 years in public service since then.


--
"I was trying to figure out which of my friends were hedgehogs, and which
were foxes...."
"Shakespeare wrote _King Lear_, NOT _King Leo_...."
From: eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Keywords: purple
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:23:14 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall)
Organization: Xerox

In article <1992Sep29.130501.6516@newshost.anu.edu.au>, titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu) writes:
> In article <1992Sep29.125811.6401@newshost.anu.edu.au> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>In article <rdippold.717739570@cancun> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!
Who can't eat the bellybutton of a shaved poodle!
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: joke, a
Date: 5 Oct 92 12:38:14 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

Q: Why did the magician saw his wife in half?


A: Because he didn't like her whole.



--f2

-----------------------------------
  If mink oil is made from mink,
  What do they make baby oil from?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM)
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Reply-To: peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM)
Organization: Argonne National Laboratory, Chicago, Illinois
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 18:20:10 GMT

In article <3791@bcstec.ca.boeing.com>, saddler@bcstec.ca.boeing.com (Ray Saddler [BCS] Unix Warlord) writes:
>jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins) writes:
><mpben@phoenix (Marko Pirneskoski) writes:
><>: Earth to dork!  There is no 10,000-question version.  The 5,000 is *still* 
><>: the biggest.  
><
><	No it is not. There is the 25,000-question version.
>
>Right you are, Joao, in fact, running in a window right here on my
>monitor is the X-Windows version of the 25,000 question version, complete
>with the hypertext links for fast, accurate and personality mapping
>features.  Very nice!!!
>-- 
>Ray E. Saddler III             ___ ___ ___ ___     ___  "they say Confucius
>P.O. Box 24346 M/S 47-10      /__//  //__  /  /\ //  _   does his crossword
>Seattle, WA  98124-0346 USA  /__//__//__ _/_ /  //__/    with a pen"   Tori
>saddler@bcstec.ca.boeing.com    Computer Services       "Hello Earth!" KaTe

Rumors have it that Microsoft is working on  a 100,000-question version for
Windows-NT (smile) with voice-recognition too (smile).....
-- 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mike Peterson  				peterson@mcs.anl.gov  (708)-252-5941   
Argonne National Laboratory   Argonne, Illinois 60439

"Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world
 is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding
 on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see."
						-Jack Handey 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: dead president sketch
Date: 1 Oct 92 19:37:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: tamsun.1992Oct1.193731.12829
Organization: ~/lib/organization

>>>>>This is an ex-sketch.
>>>>>
>>>>>IOSnm
>>>>>(ncie)
>>>>BURN HIM!!! 
>>>>Oops...wrong group, eh?
>>>nono. Feel free, torch me.
>>Is that "torch" or "touch"? Wink wink.
>Take it which way you want.
Can I take it to me Mother? She's a bit down these days...

>>>Hold on!
>>><woof>
>>Hey! Simon crisp! My favorite!
>OK.. just watch out for the...  <<<<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!>>>
OWWW! Damn bones...they need a new label for this Crunchy Simon

>>>>Ratboy
>>><MSio..n
>>Rtbaoy
>Nose 'Im.
Yo, brat.  
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rlw@atlanta.dg.com (Richard Wright)
Subject: Re: Just *whom* should we elect?
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 20:56:48 GMT
Organization: Data General Corp. Performance Services, Atlanta, GA

	... stuff deleted ... So sue me.

|>	Yeah, but she also posed nude for Playboy and made Barbarella.
|>The public would never go for it.  

	Hell, the public went for Ronald Reagan and he made Bedtime
	for Bonzo... I'll vote for Barbarella over Bonzo any time.
 
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From: sparker@gmuvax.gmu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: THE BEST DAMNED JOKES EVER!!!
Date: 30 Sep 92 04:43:38 GMT
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, VA.

In article <1992Sep23.171112.664@altair.selu.edu>, pasc1961@altair.selu.edu writes:
> Here are some of the best jokes I've ever heard:
> 1.  Bill Clinton for President
> 2.  political correctness
> 3.  Animals rights
> 4.  Reaganomics destroyed the economy
> 5.  Spike Lee's new movie, Malcolm 10 (or is that Malcolm X ?)
> 6.  Spike Lee's old movies
> 7.  Gay rights
> 8.  Liberals
> 9.  Misguided liberal dogma, which, incidentally, corrodes the foundations
>     of American Society
> 10.  Anita Hill
> 11.  The whole Kennedy Klan (living and dead)
> 12.  Jesse Jackson
> 13.  Environmentalists
> 14.  The Homeless Advocacy
> 15.  Multiculturalists
> 16.  Feminists, and other women too ugly to get a date
>   
> 
>      The list shall go on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

How about :
 
17. Anti Abortionists
18. Holes in the ozone layer
19. Religious radio stations

SPARKER @ GMUVAX.GMU.EDU
From: wapembe@afterlife.ncsc.mil (William Pemberton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Find the Bug (the real answer)
Date: 5 Oct 92 03:16:15 GMT
Organization: The Great Beyond

In article <1992Oct3.122735.1503@cnsvax.uwec.edu> andersod@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>> 	The following deduction has a bug. C if u can figure where...
>> 
>> 	Three guys rent a three-bed room in a hotel, each one paying $10.
>> ...........
>> 	Where is the missing $ ???
>> 
>     The missing dollar is one of math's unanswered question.  
>It is a mathematical inpossiblity, yet a real life situation.
>
>                            signed,
>                                    Douglass Anderson, a Math Major

lets see... 30-5+2=30-(5-2)=30-3=27=3*9.  what's so mysterious?
perhaps sometime you should talk to an accounting major. ;)
Bill Pemberton, BS in math.  in this case, the BS isn't bullshit.
-- 
 ___________
|  wapembe  | development|
|  ka3yyr   | this half  |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
From: runeh@dhhalden.no (RUNE HALFDAN HOLST HUSEBY)
Subject: Re: amusing system errors
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 20:30:13 GMT

I and some fellow students got a bit tired of the infamous 
UAE (Unexpected Application Error) popping up every time we 
tried any of our Window-programs. Since we couldn't stop the UAE's , 
we decided to change the error message instead.

So now, each time we get an UAE, it says:
	 UNCONTROLLABLE AFRICAN ELEPHANTS
         Chewing segments, run for cover



                               }  } {  {
/-------------------------------}  }  { /----------------------------------\
| Rune Halfdan Holst Huseby      }  {  |  S-Mail: Atomveien 18             |
|  ____________________________   }{   |          1777 HALDEN              |
| (_____(_runeh@dhhalden.no____###)    |          NORWAY                   |
|-------------------------------------/ \----------------------------------|
| Real programmers never work 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around   |
| at 9 am, it's because they were up all night.                            |
\--------------------------------------------------------------------------/
From: umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Brian Frank Wawryk)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Computer Programming Joke
Date: 7 Oct 92 00:13:34 GMT
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada





Three computer programmers are sitting around a desk having lunch.

Programmer #1:  When I started writing programs, we never had these
                sissy icons and windows.  I used to write programs using
                1's and 0's.

Programmer #2:  You had 1's?  I once wrote a whole database system using
                only zeroes.

Programmer #3:  You had zeroes?  I had to type an 'O'.


----------------
Brian F Wawryk
University of Manitoba
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
From: aalmague@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Alejandro E Almaguer)
Subject: Ignore REQUEST for "The Rules"
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 04:53:42 GMT



Please ignore my request for "The Rules" (women are always right.....)
I now have a copy.

Much Thanks

Alex
From: sfleming@cs.hw.ac.uk (Stewart T Fleming)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Software Engineers
Date: 3 Oct 92 11:43:18 GMT
Reply-To: sfleming@cs.hw.ac.uk
Organization: Dept. Of Computing and Electrical Engineering, Heriot-Watt University, Edinburgh


There's a better one : an advert in a British newspaper for New Woman 
magazine (a kind of soft-porn mag for females), for a DTP
post.  Candidates must have "detailed knowledge of Quark XPress 3.0
AND an above average interest in sex."

STF
(I don't know anything about Quark XPress)
--
sfleming@cs.hw.ac.uk                        ...uknet!cs.hw.ac.uk!sfleming
"Graduate students should note that forming a relationship with their
   machine learning projects is unlikely to be fruitful."
      -Registration Guidelines, University of LEO, March 2056.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: rrgrant@ecr.mu.oz.au (Russell_Robert GRANT)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 01:00:44 GMT

Not sure if my last post got out - the system asked if it could be
offensive to anyone!

In article <0TuqRB2w165w@quest.UUCP>, kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt) writes:
> Yes, it must come as quite a shock for people who are used to having to
> hit the reset button every few minutes to realize that most Mac owners
> don't know where their power switch is.

What, do they just leave the machine turned off all the time?
From: cobe101@emory.edu (Christopher C. Chung)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Irish Joke
Date: 28 Sep 92 22:42:50 GMT
Organization: Emory University, Atlanta, GA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3


What do you call an Irish after ten beers?










Sober.
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: Fireman Jokes
Date: 1 Oct 92 11:10:42 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Sep30.121826.1@acad2.alaska.edu>, angab@acad2.alaska.edu writes:
|> A friend and classmate is leaving the fire department, and I'd like to give him
|> a collection of fireman jokes.  Anyone heard any good ones? Email or post.

Only old ones:

Q: why do firmen ware Red suspenders?
A: To keep their pants up.

Q: Why is a fire engine red?
A: You would be too if your hose was laid accross the street.


SorrY!! ;-)
Xref: sparky rec.humor:30161 alt.folklore.urban:24681
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
From: demon@desire.wright.edu (Stupendous Man)
Date: 1 Oct 92 17:08:46 EST
Followup-To: rec.humor,misc.testicle,alt.folklore.urban
Organization: Demonic Possesions, Inc.
Summary: I HATE THESE THINGS

>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE EVER.
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>>And it's really getting lame!
>> |> > >>>> > >>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ? !!!!!!!!!!!!
>> |> > >>>> > >>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
>> |> > >>>> > >>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
>> |> > >>>> > >THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD, 
>> |> > >>>> > >BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
>> |> > >>>> > WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
>> |> > >>>> NAH! THIS AIN'T REC.HUMOR AT ITS BEST.
>> |> > >>>SURELY YOU JEST?
>> |> > >>THIS IS A TEST.
>> |> > >SO BE OUR GUEST.
>> |> > TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE.
>> |> RETURN OF THE MONSTER CASCADE, HEE HEE HEE! 
>> IF WISHES WERE HORSES THEN WHAT WOULD WE BE?
> THE ANSWER MUST BE IN UPPER CASE SO THAT ALL CAN SEE.
DEPANTS HER IN HASTE SHE HAS TO PEE!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: larry@st-andy.uucp (Larry Martell)
Subject: Re: Yogi Berra lines
Reply-To: uunet!st-andy!larr (Larry Martell)
Organization: RMJ Securities Corp.
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 12:37:49 GMT

That resturant is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.
-- 
Larry Martell                  "Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one, 
212-668-9478		        but nobody wants to look at the other guys"
uunet!st-andy!larry
From: brock@cuckoo.cps.msu.edu (Jeffrey C Brock)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: purity test needed
Date: 2 Oct 92 17:31:10 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Computer Science, Michigan State University

I need to get my hands on hte purity test.
I would like the 500 question version, but will take any larger version.
Please post or let me know how I can get a copy.

Jeff Brock
e-mail
brock@atlantic.cps.msu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle)
Subject: Re: THESE DAMN CASCADES!
Organization: Johns Hopkins University
Date: 28 Sep 92 18:38:43 GMT

ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:

>>>cascades are not a part of the charter for 'rec.humor'. Kindly stop posting
>>Anyways, all those freshman geeks ain't doing nothing but boasting!
>If I post another line, boy will I be toasting!!
As your Chestnuts are a Roasting!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aki <aki@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org>
Subject: Re: Bowling Wit Wanted...
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A6EE3C5A6B092631@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org>
X-Xxdate: Tue, 29 Sep 92 22:01:14 GMT
Organization: The World Bank
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d8
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 21:08:04 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.174926.22543@cbfsb.cb.att.com> frank.g.neves,
fgn@cbnewsb.cb.att.com writes:
>> I'm captian of a bowling team here in Southern Cal, and where
currently in
>> search of a team name.  We've come up with several, but none we can
agree on,
>> and none were all that great.  I'm hoping the net.wit has the answer!
>> 
>> Email or post is fine...
>> 
>> Thanks in advance,
>> 
>> Chris S. (chriss@sam.amgen.com)

I was on a team once that had two men and a female...we called our
team Two buds and a busch...

also:
Combat bowlers
and..
Kamikaze Keglers

-Aki
The Worldbank Wash. D.C.
E-mail: aki@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org
(202)458-1112
DoD 0628
PBA 2294
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