HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: alchemy@cs1.bradley.edu (Mike Swiston)
Subject: Re: Message for CJ
Organization: salt of the earth in open wounds.
Date: 19 Aug 92 01:39:33 GMT

kenj@kambo.wpd.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones) writes:

% Who'd you sleep with to get your mail forwarded correctly?

Who should I sleep with to get OTHER PEOPLE'S mail forwarded correctly?

I've lived in my new apartment since May.  Currently, no
less than SEVEN (7) people, none of whom lived here just
previous to my arrival, none of whom live here now, are
having their mail forwarded to my address.  I get other
peoples' electric bills, credit card bills, occasionally
a free CD from Columbia House.  Today's gem was three
copies of what appears to be a weekly newspaper published
in Taiwan, all addressed to the same person.  Of course,
he doesn't live here.


                                     War's good business so give your son
alchemy@cs1.bradley.edu              and i'd rather have my country die for me
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: new disney film
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 14:12:04 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: na
  <1992Aug16.054835.20982@alembic.acs.com> <Bt311q.9Ao@news.cso.uiuc.edu>

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:

>>    Honey, I blew the kid

>the local googolplex theater sign actually said this
>for a day or two before they caught on.  i'm not sure
>whose fault it was, though.

Once, driving in the car with my family, we passed a health club with
a sign out front that said

                            GRAND OPENING
                            PUBIC WELCOME

We all had to check with each other to make sure that's really what it
said.  This wasn't far from home, and we had nothing better to do that
day than watch baseball on TV, so we got a camera and came back,
within 45 minutes of first having been there.

The sign had been fixed.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: SINGLE YELLOW FEMALE
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 15:51:19 GMT

In article <lt#n!8h.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso) writes:
>
>	"THE FEEL GOOD MOVIE OF THE YEAR, MAYBE THE DECADE!" -- Joel Segal

I believe that you mean "the good feel movie of the year," my friend.
--scott
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From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: rictus hep; alive and well
Keywords: hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 18:04:44 GMT

In article <1992Aug14.061031.25308@fcom.cc.utah.edu> green eyed monsters writes:
>	COGNITO ERGO POTATO

Magneto ergo rodento.

				--Blair
				  "Why is a mouse when it spins?"
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26056 alt.cascade:1571
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: 70's commerial nightmare
Date: 14 Aug 92 21:42:01 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'


THEME: KEY PHRASES FROM 70's COMMERCIALS

jrobbins@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (Jason Robbins) writes:
>butter... parkay!
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.  Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz.

.
-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: kenj@kambo.wpd.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Go to the State Fair
Date: 21 Aug 92 20:32:45 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:

>larryh@cabezon.uucp writes:
>|There was a booth for prostate exams at the Republican Convention.
>|Business was brisk, I would assume, given the population of middle-
>|aged men.

>This morning's SF Chronicle included the Fun Fact
>that the prostate exam was free for all men over 40...
>which meant it was free to 45% of the attendees.

Probably did booming business with all the tight-asses there...

- Ken
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MORMON HANDBOOK ON MASTURBATION
Keywords: beat off, spew, jism
Date: 19 Aug 92 09:38:09 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us

In article <1992Aug18.205839.22830@fcom.cc.utah.edu> EZRA TAFT writes:

%  If you masturbate, color that day black.  Your goal will be to have no
%  black days. 

In article <Bt7Awo.9AC@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov
( Scott Dorsey) writes:

%  [...] what if we masturbate multiple times in one day? Can we color the
%  next few days in?


Hey, guys, it's colour codes all over again!

-- Ken "this square should be pink with six parallel straight dark red
   lines" Johnson

-- 
////  Advice to dieters:          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////    Never eat more than       ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////    you can carry.            ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////               -- Miss Piggy  ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
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From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Question.                               
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 22:12:30 +0000


Q: What is black and white and tells the Pope to fuck off?

A: A nun with 8 score draws.



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From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: An Im-Poh-Tant Announcement
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 07:15:46 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.224554.29036@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>
>Okay, Kev. have your Usquebach.  Then push a bowling ball out your penis.

by george, she's GOT it!

THAT'S what the people who used to live upstairs
from us were doing!

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
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From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Moses Kip Tenui                         
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 1992 17:14:44 +0000


Anyone here ever fucked Moses Kip Tenui up the butt?


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From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: items on the bulletin board in my office
Keywords: National Center for Atmospheric Research
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 21:40:23 GMT

NCAR Information Outreach Program Fact Sheet
  on "Boulder's Downslope Winds"
"Creators Admit Unix, C Hoax" article seen in various
  newsgroups on or around April 1
office staff travel schedules
office staff telephone numbers
four unused push-pins (the ones with the big, colorful handles)
one unused thumbtack
one unused regular pin

-- 
----\
-jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: Yep.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 21:38:58 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.163015.188@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>Sometimes, when Im alone in the middle of the night, I wish that, just for
>five minutes, I could be as cool as Bur.
>
>

Hey, chill out daddy-O.  Don't be a square.  It'll all fall into
place one day.

In the mean time, do you think you could help me with an IDL program?  I am
trying to generate three dimensional plots in polar coordinates but my
transformation seems to be turning things inside out.


TIA - M
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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: LSD: the early days
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 16:17:57 GMT

vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
: 
: 
: In article <1992Aug13.175502.16940@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
: 
:    In article <l8k97eINNdpm@alcor.usc.edu>, rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes...
: 
:    >anagram THIS, Polewka
: 
:    I'm not Polewka but if I may...
: 
:    THIS anagrams:
:    --------------
:    HIS T
:    'TIS H
: 
:    and of course...
: 
:    SHIT

Leave us not forget the now archaic usage found in the Bard's works, HIST.

: Here are some really good ones:
: 
: GOD:
: ----
: DOG (xtans don't flame me!!!!!!111)

GO, D!

: ART:
: ---
: RAT
: TAR

AT R

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Some Kind of Wonderful Soundtrack
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26342 alt.elvis.sighting:35
From: jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Date: 17 Aug 92 18:33:13 GMT
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department

>witte@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Breck Witte) writes:
>
>
>
>I saw Elvis drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Rick's
>
>(yes, of course his hair was perfect).
>
>/breck
>

   That's Trader Vic's.  And you really should give an attribution to 
   David Linley or Warren Zevon or whoever.


john

-- 
v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-v-^-
    "Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."
			       Zippy the Pinhead (for president)
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From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Thomas Pynchon's Little Brother")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: hi
Date: 18 Aug 92 21:12:39 GMT
	<1992Aug18.205059.23601@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>
Followup-To: alt.riant
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: aaron@space.ualberta.ca's message of 18 Aug 92 20:50:59 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.205059.23601@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
>   Or did you perhaps misremember the name of the spider Ungoliant?

This reminds me of the time K*nt took me to task over the word `riant'
in my .signature, asking if perhaps I'd misspelt `giant'.

Congratulations, Mr. Vaen.  You're K*nt's little brother now.

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 18 Aug 92 17:52:05 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

|Well, if you want to be technical, minimal health risk occurs when you don't
|smoke at all.  Are you saying that 'moderate' tobacco use is none?


I demand that all the world be rendered in shades of black and white
ONLY. There is no need for any grey area. That would only be muddying
the waters.

Every person is either going to heaven or hell. There's no such thing
as bisexuals. You are either on the bus or off the bus.

Everything is either Good or Bad. Nothing in the middle.

mr HEINOUS
and if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
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From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: SWM Seeks SWF
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 01:36:05 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN ALT.PERSONALS timmer@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (n) writes:
)
)27 year old male seeks female around same.

FINALLY, A WHITE MALE SEEKING A SINGLE WHITE FEMALE.
HOW REFRESHING!

)Drink lots, smoke, and plays darts.

STRIKE 1!

)Love my computer and mom.  

STRIKE 2!

)Live at home in sunny Edmonton alberta canada.

STRKI...FOUL!

)Work for a major railroad company.

STRKI...FOUL!

)Oh yea can't spell worth S***.


STRIKE THREE!  Y'ER OUT!

LOSER.
-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Four Word Challenge (100 words)
Date: 13 Aug 92 15:34:26 GMT
Organization: The Really Useless Computer Company


#  Your assignment is:
#  
#  Incubator Wind Average Surface
#  The story must be done entirely as dialogue.

`Can we eat yet?'
`Wait, watch the incubator.'
`I see a quickening in that egg.'
`He's hatching...'
`Nosey, you shall have that one, as you are the littlest.'
`We're all hungry.'
`There are other places, where I am too old and injured to take you.'
`I don't like the streets. The wind is cold and the food is stale and the
people have guns and they throw things...'
`Don't weep, Posy. Watch! Another chick hatching!'
`He's just average. Nosey had a big one.'
`Eat him, and go, forage on the surface.  Find something for me.'

-- 
////  Advice to dieters:          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////    Never eat more than       ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////    you can carry.            ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////               -- Miss Piggy  ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
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From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Minimal Risk                            
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 21:38:01 +0000


Did you know there is only a minimal health risk associated with moderate
tobacco use?



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From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: English usage
Date: 18 Aug 92 17:36:03 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


Welcome to `The Can You Spell "Its" Show', everyone, and our first
contestant is JOHN HEIM! John is a computer freak who lives in
Wisconsin, and a graduate of a university.  (Reverent hush from
audience.) An American university, that is! (Audience titters.) Or
geographically challenged, as we have to say these days.  (Audience
guffaws.  Fat woman at front of audience goes into hysterics and has to
be carried out in a wheelbarrow.) Now then, here's the first test, John,
take your time:

In article <1992Aug18.155203.21345@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu
(JOHN HEIM ) writes:

#  If its wrong there's a good chance that its my fault and that I typed it
      ^^^                                  ^^^
BZZZZZZZZZZZZTT!! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT! Oh, dear.  <patronising
smirk> Two wrong already and you've been here less than a minute.  I'm
afraid it doesn't much look as though you'll win that nude windsurfing
holiday with Christine Nelson in the British Virgin Islands, now, does
it? Still, you get one more chance, so don't be discouraged.  Try again!
You might win the bunch of bananas. 

#  in wrong. 
#  
#  John G. Heim 
#  
#  Email: heim@macc.wisc.edu
#  
#  "If there's something wrong with the computer, it's sophisticated
                                                  ^^^^

     BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT!
          You're out of the game, John!
                 Goodnight!

This is the best part of the show! As Heim gets an electric shock
powerful enough to make him urinate uncontrollably, a trapdoor opens. 
He screams and falls into a spiked pit full of scorpions, and the canned
audience roars with canned laughter. 

-- Ken "anchorman manque" Johnson

-- 
////  Advice to dieters:          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////    Never eat more than       ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////    you can carry.            ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////               -- Miss Piggy  ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
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From: al677@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jerry Cosyn)
Subject: Re: Morte D'Rictus
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 20:40:37 GMT


>More things are wrought by Rictus Hep than this newsfroup dreams of.

Methinks R.H. hath sailed beyond one too many sunsets.
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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: My brother
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 04:38:57 GMT

I often characterize my brother as the hardest-to-contact person on the face
of the earth.  It's almost impossible to reach him by phone, since he keeps
the oddest hours possible and has roommates who do not forward messages.  He
also moves on average every three or four months, making him difficult to keep
track of by mail.

Tonight, on a whim, my wife and I went out to eat at a little cafe called
Rigoletto's, which is near the library, one of our planned stops for the
evening, and also happens to be a)near Steve[my brother]'s workplace, and b)
a place where at least one of Steve's friends works and several others hang
out regularly.  So I predicted that we would run into him.

My wife didn't think we would.  But we did.  Later I find out that despite a)
and b) above, he hasn't been frequenting Rigoletto's for several weeks.

I therefore theorize that despite the difficulties I encounter in contacting h
him by normal means, if I ever >really< want to get ahold of him, I just need
to go somewhere I think it might be likely, and predict firmly that I'll run
into him.  As I think back, I find this has worked before.

Blood is thick stuff, indeed.
--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Manhattan Transfer:Bodies And Souls
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, Shameful FileSystem
Date: 19 Aug 92 07:17:53 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA

>"...your new FLOPPY DISK can store up to 88 kilobytes..."
>Wonders of modern technology.

"... your new FLOPPY DISK can store up to 88 trilobytes..."
Wonders of prehistoric technology.
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From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: WILL RICTUS HEP'S FATHER PLEASE STAND UP?
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 20:21:50 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.080657.6854@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
*I don't believe it. I ask a question on t.b.....and get a correct,
*factual answer, viz, nj is Rictus's father. How bizarre.
*Or maybe that's what they want me to think? Should I believe Ron
*Echeverri when he claims not to be somebody's father?

If nj is Rictus Hep's father, that makes St. Theresa the grandmother of
Rictus Hep.


Mark "Quick, duck" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cocoa@iat.holonet.net (little 'e')
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: The Chocoalate Factory
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 20:36:47 GMT


In article <71343@apple.Apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>Christine Nelson has a self-image problem:
>|which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?
>
>BEST BED: AndyR's girlfriend who occasionally posts here

Actually, I have it on excellent authority that it is the Wetware *men*
who are best in bed.  *That's* why their women don't post much (too busy
or too worn out). :)

>BEST GUITARIST IN BED: gypsy
>BEST BREAKFAST IN BED: CJ
>BIGGEST BED: Cindy(tm)
>MESSIEST BED: St Theresa
>BEST VIEW IN BED: the mountain outside jenine's house
>BEST ANIMAL IN BED: Morissa Sherman's iguana
>MOST TOYS IN BED: Ami Legare's trillions of windups
>MOST PERVERSE IN BED: Venus Adler's meat fantasies

me: "Best glow-in-the-dark ankles in bed" or "Best chocolate muncher in bed"

>Need we go any further?

Gee, I dunno.  Are we there yet?  Are we there yet?

ObNewbie: little 'e' is the ______________  of __________________
(may the best newbie or flamer win!)

Just me,

little 'e'

--
*  *  *     Chocolatier at Arms, and Castle Wetware Liason            *  *  *

-- 
Recently re-located, and now permanently residing at _The_Chocolate_Factory_
*  *   e-mail: cocoa@iat.holonet.net    -     voicemail: 415-337-4940   *  *
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From: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey)
Subject: Whistling Penis                         
Cc: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Reply-To: dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 14:32:20 +0000


My penis can whistle the Star Spangled Banner.



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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: One-line confession
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 16:26:34 GMT

In article <5898@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones writes:
>
>>I dream of skinning the Snuggle bear to make a fur coat for a Smurf.
>
>I dream of hearing Debbie Boone and Ted Nugent sing a duet.

I dream of skinning Debbie Boone to make a fur coat for Ted Nugent.


>rp -- "You Light Up My Wango Tango."

thanks, rp, i didnt know you cared......


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