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From: casey@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov (Sean Casey GSFC (301)286-4558)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SWF wants ROMANTIC SWM
Date: 14 Dec 92 00:31:00 GMT
Organization: NASA/GSFC-Laboratory for Astronomy and Solar Physics
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

In article <BRS=yH+@engin.umich.edu>, thumper@engin.umich.edu (Bob Topping) writes...
>In article <Bz6v2C.1vq@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> gdnikoli@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Greg Nikolic) writes:
> 
>        <STUFF ABOUT TURNING A POSTING AROUND DELETED >
> 
> 
>>To be honest, this posting irritated the fuck out of me. The GUY has to be Mr
>>Perfect Romantic, the GUY has to do everything right, the GUY is so lucky to 
>>     
>>	(you've seen the rest)
> 
>  OK, so this post irritated you.  Why?  Because Karin is looking for
>something that she might actually want?  When you post to alt.personals,
>you are posting in the hopes (possibly) of meeting someone to spend a
>lifetime with.  Why can't we grab for the brass ring, and describe that
>perfect person, JUST IN CASE??  I know that personally, I ENJOY setting
>up the dinners, arranging interesting evenings and moonlight walks.  I don't
>CARE if she's got a "nice pair of tits, a pretty face and manages to stay
>moderately slim by a genetic accident of metabolism".  Does it make her
>feel good?  Does it make her feel special?  Yes?  Then that's all that
>matters, isn't it?  I feel good when I do these things for someone.  Don't
>knock someone for trying to find happiness.
> 
>  Flames to /dev/null/ignore/all.
> 
>  -Bob.
> 
> 

Gee, I guess this holds for Mr. Zero as well... - SC
From: mshivac@peg.pegasus.oz.au
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Date: 15 Dec 92 16:46 EST
Subject: Personals Reply
Nf-ID: #N:peg:546700002:000:21
Nf-From: peg.pegasus.oz.au!mshivac    Dec 15 16:46:00 1992


What a rude person !
From: ina_pearce@actew.oz.au
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re:   What do women look for in a Guy?
Date: 15 Dec 92 12:08:36 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: ACT Electricity & Water

In article <1ftsiuINN2la@golem.wcc.govt.nz>, parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
> In article <1992Dec4.092709.148@actew.oz.au>, ina_pearce@actew.oz.au writes:
>>Most of the discussion on what people want in a relationship is trust and
>>honesty. This leads me to ask a question - why then do women fake orgasms?
>>
>>Isn't faking an orgasm a lie? Isn't lying not being honest? How can you trust
>>someone who lies?
> 
> Occasionally, I see no harm in it - whether the woman wants to boost her
> partner's ego, or whether she's not really in the mood but wants him to feel
> comfortable and satisfied, whatever.  Faking it every time I think is wrong.
> 
> Women who fake it occasionally I think do so more for their partner's sake than
> anything.
> 
> Having said that, I've never faked one!  (never occurred to me)
> 
> But if I did, that would probably be why (or maybe so he'd hurry up if I wasn't
> enjoying it and couldn't be bothered asking for what I want because of the
> circumstances).
> 

this last paragraph was covered by the second part of my posting:
if you weren't enjoying it, why can't you tell him that??? why can't you tell
him what you want OR the circumstances which might prevent you getting what
you want??? Isn't this frustration what causes cheating???

Once again I conclude that I would rather honesty so I could try harder to
satisfy than have me think I'm doing a great job when I'm not!

Andrew.

> 
> 
> 
> Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
>                                     -  -
>                                     O  O
>                                       >
>                                      \_/
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai's Return!
Date: 19 Dec 92 21:58:59 -0600
Distribution: world
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1992Dec19.181903.8586@netcom.com>, tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) writes:
> sdy@bcstec.boeing.com (Ugly Bag of Mostly Water) writes:
>>what ? RAI's been gone? and all this time I thought she was running a
>>psych. experiment.
> 
> Maybe she was...*she'll* never tell...
> 
>>Not near as fun lurking with out her. though that tyger (and her boink) are
>>pretty entertaining.
> 
> Why thank you sir! Be on the lookout for TygerBoink II, coming to a town 
> near you some time this summer!
> 
>>steve.
Hi Tyger!

---Rai.
_______________________________________________________________________________

"Damn, I wish I was your lover,                          R A I
I'd rock you till the daylight comes                Raina Weinberg
make sure you are smiling and warm,          _Memphis State University_
I am everything tonight I'll be your              Memphis, Tn USA
mother do such things to ease your pain
free your mind and you won't be the         MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
same."   Sophie B. Hawkins
_______________________________________________________________________________
                                                             > 
> Tyger
> -- 
>       Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
>       tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
>                             But you can make decisions too
>       A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: WFW102@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: YO!!! GLENNNNN!!!!!
Date: 15 Dec 92 23:46:25 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

I am looking for a student nammed Glenn Mulvaney.
He is 18 and goes to U. Penn.   If you are he or know him,
please give him my e-mail address and ask him to write e-mail me.

Thanx-a-bunch.
From: deb@spectra.eng.hawaii.edu (David Barrett)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Ladies in the home
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:13:45 GMT
Organization: University of Hawaii, Dept. of Electrical Engineering

In article <1992Dec13.155657.2881@gacvx2.gac.edu> bthomas@dumaine.gac.edu (Barbara L Thomas) writes:
>In article <liiac7INNmvq@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM>  writes:
>> 
>> 	I am sure all you men  have figured it out by now that all women  
>really want it to be secure with one man, be a housewife and make babies.  If
anyone tells you otherwise they are either lying or confused.  I'm willing to 
bet that most of you "Ladies" on this net are really men just trying to get the men excited.  I doubt that there is even one real woman on this net.  
>> 	The woman's place is in the home.  If all the women would stop 
complaining about equal pay and start working  as hard and as well as men then 
maybe they would get equal pay.  All their complaining is what put our country'seconomy in the shape it is in.
> 	At any rate, if there ARE any real women on this net, I hope you get a 
decent man who understands you and is willing to let you be what you are...a 
woman. 
>> 
>> Shane
>> 
>
>hehheehhehehehehehehhahahahhahaha heheh aha a <choke> <snort> ...sorry...
>eheheheh eheheee eheh .... can't write a proper flame..... <giggle><snort>  
>hehehehh..ahhahahahaa hehhehehehheheheheh <chortle> ... I'm laughing too  
>hard...... Hhhehehehehehdhdhheeehehhhe ...... <gasp> ..... oh, someone  
>help me, I can't breath!..... hehhhehahhehheheheahhahahhehheaaaahahhha....  
>am I going to have a gut ache tomorrow.... hehehhahahrrhrhhreahahahahhaah
>
>--
>Barbara L. Thomas
>"The World may never know."
>bthomas@nic.gac.edu

THIS sounds like one of the now out-of-work writers for the old Dick Van Dyke
Show.  I'm with Barbara - THIS has GOT to be a JOKE!  Maybe someone could send
this guy a Cherry 2000.  I'm sure Melani would love it.  Go get em girls.
Toast ala carte by Gaso the Dragon!

dB
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From: gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns)
Subject: Re: Rutgers F Republican seeking same in M
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 23:08:21 GMT

>>Red Hair, Hazel Eyes, The building tilts to the right when I enter 
>>(and not because Im huge, but because im a damn proud Republican!)
							^^^^^^^^^^

	Perhaps the building tilts because of your Goose-Stepping!
	Zieg Heil you mindless TWIT!

James
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From: jdickson@jato.jpl.nasa.gov (Jeff Dickson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,soc.penpals,soc.singles
Subject: Re: Homme seul, beau, romantique, cherche pour une Femme ...
Date: 14 Dec 92 22:10:27 GMT
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory

In article <1992Dec12.000113.11268@penet.fi> an2209@anon.penet.fi writes:
>X-Anon-To: alt.personals,soc.penpals,soc.singles
>
>Bonjour a tous les femmes belles!
>
>Comment ca va?
>
>Je cherche pour une femme avec beaute, renseignement, et bienveillance.
>Ca t'interesse?  M'ecrivez s'il vous plait pour une description de moi.
>
>Au revoir pour maintenant!
>
>Repondez a:  an2209.anon.penet.fi
>
>P.S.  Je comprende anglais tres bien.

Probably better than French.

jeff
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From: ap.6141@cupid.sai.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: GWM 45 ISO GM, SF Peninsula
Date: 20 Dec 92 20:49:34 GMT
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Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
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X-Iso: GM

GWM, 45, ISO GM, SF Peninsula area

I'm a 45 yr.  old GWM professional, living in Palo Alto, working in
Mountain View.  I don't have a car, so I'm looking for someone
local.

I'm ultimately interested in a serious monogamous relationship, but
would consider a friend to go to movies and theatre with.  I'd also
like to meet a partner who is interested in aerobic walking (not
jogging), that is, walking fast enough to get your heart rate up.  I
currently walk 45 min.  to an hour 3-5 times per week.

I'm looking for someone who is emotionally mature, honest with
himself and others, willing and able to communicate, and someone who
has and appreciates a good sense of humor.  My preference is for a
non-smoking, non-drinking man between 35-50, who is healthy and is
not currently involved in a primary relationship.

I like movies of all kinds, from classics to contemporary, but I'm
not a fan of the "slice-and-dice", multiple sequel type (e.g.,
FRIDAY THE 13, PART XIII).  Favorite recent movies have been
ENCHANTED APRIL, HOWARD'S END, and A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN.  Favorite
classic movies include THE WIZARD OF OZ and MEET ME IN ST.LOUIS.

I'm interested in classical music, particularly vocal music and
opera, and theatre, especially musical theatre, both amateur and
professional.  I'm an amateur singer/actor and have performed in
over 50 shows since 1971.

I read a lot and listen to music, including opera and musicals, as
well as contemporary singers like Michael Feinstein, Peter Allen,
Barbara Cook, and Weslia Whitfield.  I don't like hard rock, heavy
metal, or rap, but am beginning to be interested in country music.
I'd like to meet someone who could enlighten me about that.

If this sounds interesting to you or if this sounds like someone
a friend of yours might be interested in, send me email.

To:  GM@CUPID.SAI.COM

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From: ap.7386@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Gay Asian Male seeking friendship/email/safesex/relationship
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Reply-To: ap.7386@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 18:44:17 GMT
X-Iso: GM

Hi,

I'm a Gay Asian Male going to school in the North East PA area, and would
like to meet friends for safe sex or a relationship.  I'm recently
out so I'm not too experienced at this.  Email friends are fine too.

My interests include outdoors, animals, and computers.  Write back
if you're interested.

BTW, I'm a Senior, 22, 130#, 5'8", work out regularly.

W

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From: an3363@anon.penet.fi
Subject: SWM ISO penpal/SWForM
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 00:23:01 GMT

    Hello To Everyone out there in NetLand, my name is Josh Laughridge. 
I am 19 years old, 6'5" with blue eyes and blond hair and I go to the 
University of North Carolina at Asheville.  I am sending this ad to 
Alt.Personals in hopes of receiving mail from all you nice people out there.  
All my friends have posted and have gotten tons of mail from lots of 
different people around the world. So, I thought I would give it a try.
    
College Major : Computer Science
 
Sports : I enjoy golf, tennis, basketball and swimming.
 
Hobbies : Computer Programming, collecting CD's (currently I own 127), 
          and collecting liqour bottles.
 
Music : Beatles, Alternative, Heavy Metal, Techno-Rave, Industrial, and
        some Rap (I have a very wide taste of music) , I guess you have to
        if you own as many CD's as I do.
 
    I can tell you more about myself later on, so please hurry up and 
write me, I am looking foward to hearing from you.
 
 
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From: msluyter@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Michael Sluyter)
Subject: Re: GWM seeks friendship....
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 05:03:03 GMT


For those of you who haven't figured it out, this posting was a joke.  A
friend left himself logged in accidentally, and another friend and I
maliciously posted this article.  (For which we apologize publicly).  We
didn't realize the overwhelming response that would follow, and we figured
that a middle name "Okotu" might tip people off that something was amiss...
Anyway, down boys, and sorry Orion.


Mike Sluyter &
Ben Madison

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From: ap.7151@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Hello Columbus
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Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 00:56:54 GMT
X-Iso: SF



Hi,

I'm traveling to Columbus, Ohio for a job interview during the first week in
January, and would like to meet a compatible S/DF while there (ie. dinner,
conversation...).  If interested please respond.

I'm 36, divorced, and have a grade-school-aged daughter, who lives with me. 
I'm also white, 5'8" tall, 165, and have brown (not grey) hair, and blue eyes.
I am well educated (sometimes I think overly); I enjoy my career (I don't 
complain about it), and I'm harmless and non-threatening.  My favorite things 
to do include all sorts of outdoor activities (I live in the northern Rocky
Mountains), dining and dancing, and parenting.

I'll only be in Columbus for a couple days, at least on this trip (it's a job
interview and who knows?).  Plus, I haven't been there since shortly after
I graduated from Worthington High School.  I guess this will be like a
homecoming :)

If you'd like to know more, please reply, and tell me a little about you.  
I'll be glad to send my name and the various addresses to all serious 
responders.  

Hope to hear from you...

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From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I'm so overwhelmed
Date: 17 Dec 92 20:34:04 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

I believe Karin Lichtman has logged on, expecially since I've
talked to her email.  
.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: clweimer@eastrg1.cray.com 
Subject: Re: SWF seeks SWF in Edmonton
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 17 Dec 92 15:20:07 CST

shulick@navajo.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:
|> an2571@anon.penet.fi (Connie) says most sayishly:
|> >First off, all you guys, JERKS, please *DO NOT* respond!!!
|> 
|> Yeah!  We guys are all the same, we're all jerks!
|>                                                         not
|> >I'm a 19 year old seeking the company of a similar minded female companion,
|> >not older than 30, who is willing and enjoys female company.
|> 
|> Geez, guys.. see what we've done?  We're turning hetero females into
|> lesbians.
|> 
not funny in the least.  unfortunately, men are not 
responsible for everything done by the females of the
world.  wimmin do not BECOME lesbian because of men... 


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From: tegray@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Thomas E. Gray)
Subject: Re: Flaming Neighbors
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University Department of Classics
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 05:29:41 GMT

In article <1ia1H9$rbb@atlantis.psu.edu> R9S@ECL.PSU.EDU (Roberto G Sung) writes:
>In <Dec11.204553.42879@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> sa114984@longs.LANCE.ColoState.Edu writes:
>
>> |> <TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu> curls his lip in a sneer and snarls:
>> |> >
>> |> >I guess your minimally aceptable brain capacity is unable to understand
>> |> >humor higher than that of Saturday morning cartoons Greg.
>> |> >
>> |> >                                                           Todd
>> 
>> 	Well, not really.  Technically, there should've been a comma after the 's'
>> in 'cartoons.'  You had it easier, of course, because you made your sentences so
>> short.  Perhaps an excessive number of exclamation points, though.
>> 	But then, we all make THAT error, don't we???!!!??!???!!!??!
>> 
>> Steve
>
>First off, i must declare myself very grammatical-error-tolerant and i hate
>to get into spelling competitions. Nevertheless, i should point out that
>in Todd's article the pronoun "that" substitutes for the noun "humor".
>That being the case, the sentence can be rewritten in an explicit and
>grammatically equivalent form, to become
>"....homor higher than (the humor) of Saturday morning cartoons..."
>which, BTW is not a recommended usage, i know. but, it helps make my
>point.
>ps: my apology to those who shun syntactical flamewars like i do.
>
>


Errrr ... don't you mean, "...as I do"? At any rate, the point made
was a good one: set off the noun of direct address with commas. Hey,
what is "homer" in your comment, anyway?

 

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From: ap.7118@cupid.sai.com
Subject: ISO SF in Pittsburgh for a drink
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 00:54:03 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Hi, I will be in Pittsburgh for the holidays starting in about a week....

I'll probably be bored (since I don't know a soul), so I wass curious if there
is anyone out there who might be interested in having a drink or seeing a movie

I am a 21 year white male going to college in Boston....my interests are really
varied, so let me know if you'd like to meet.

-r

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From: gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I'm so overwhelmed
Date: 18 Dec 92 22:01:22 GMT
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)

nasiom@rpi.edu writes:
>In article <1992Dec16.200938.11403@ultb.isc.rit.edu>, wba2320@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>|> 
>|> Kristen... like i said in e-mail... way to go... it's tough chicks like you
>|> that keep us on our toes...
>
>        Yes, your right, Kristen can't bend down to far to suck dick so us
>                guys have to stand on our toes so she can reach better!
>

Oooooo!  Milton is showing his fangs!

*sympathetic look*

What's the matter, dear?  Are we feeling sad today?  Did she reject your
wannafuck e-mail again?

There, there.  It's her loss if she doesn't want to spend time with
a foul-mouthed thumb-sucking whiner nightmare of a gene pool such as
yourself, isn't it?

Now put on your pajamas and go to sleep like the stunted little child
you are.

-- 
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From: evorst@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Ed Vorst)
Subject: JULIE FINE IN JAPAN
 It looks as though my last post didn't work so I'll try again:
 HELLO ALL!!! I address this mainly to anyone living in a major
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 06:05:15 GMT

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From: kieran@world.std.com (Aaron L Dickey)
Subject: Re: Any guys who fantasize about being female?
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 03:34:05 GMT

<DXV108@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>Just wondering - the problem I have is that sometimes I'll wish I was
>a female and think it's by far the better sex.  But then I'll think that
>if I was female I'd be lesbian since I do like the female sex a lot better.
>I know I'm not gay, but does anyone else have this problem or any psych
>majors that can help out?  Thanks!!!
>** Confused! **

No, I think you're one of the few who's figured out the truth: women *DO*
have it better than we do!  Think about it:

1) Capable of better and longer orgasms.

2) A much wider range of clothing options.

3) Women can come on to any guy they want in whatever form they want.  If
we try ANYTHING beyond the most innocent question, we can be arrested for
sexual harrassment/attempted rape.

4) Guys who are assholes are assholes.  Girls who are assholes "have spunk".

5) If you're a girl with a computer and a modem, you get one shitload of
attention.

6) Women never pay speeding tickets.

I could go on and on...anyone think of any I'm missing?

If it weren't for menstruation and the fact that urinals are so damn easy
to use, I'd probably have booked my ticket to Sweden years ago.  Well,
except for the fact that I'm 6'4", too...

--
Aaron Dickey
New York by choice...New York University by mistake.
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