HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Kibo is bozo
Date: 4 Oct 1992 05:50:54 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu (Mr. Coates) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>I heard that Kibo is running for president.  I hereby declare my
>candidacy for president too.

 xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu -- anagrams
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 1. Bounce an oaf!  I oxidize Dora!         (@=a)
 2. Nixon: "Face Rio, Dude!  I'm a Bozo!"   (@=m)
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.warlord
From: kstailey@leidecker.gsfc.nasa.gov (Kenneth Stailey)
Subject: Re: Ticketing illegal cycling (was Re: Bikes and sidewalks)
Organization: /kstailey/.organization
	<1992Sep28.173322.20798@daimi.aau.dk> <BvBpoE.EMC@world.std.com>
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:35:01 GMT


>In <1992Sep28.173322.20798@daimi.aau.dk> rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen) writes:
>>-- 
>>This sig is smaller than Kibos
>
>Do you mean Original KibOs(TM), Honey Peanut-Butter KibOs(TM), or Ham 'N' Egg 
>Artificially Flavored KibOs(TM)?  Of course, all three varieties of
>KibOs(TM) are a wonderful, crunchy part of this complete breakfast:
>apples, blintzes, clamato juice, dextrose, egg salad, fried chicken, grape
>juice, hot dogs, ice cream, jam, KibOs(TM), lemon peel extract, mica, nougat,
>okra with fur and slime left on, pork chops, quinine water, rutabagas,
>spamato juice, turtle soup, udon, vidalia onions, watercress, xylitol,
>yellow peppers, and zucchini.

You IDIOT! You forgot the PINK!  What breakfast could possibly be
complete WITHOUT the PINK??!?!?!?

Left hungry again,
Ken
--
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 "You give a pig and an OS everything they want and you will get
  a good pig and a bad OS"		-- not me

replys to kstailey@gnu.ai.mit.edu or kstailey@leidecker.gsfc.nasa.gov
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Boston Mass Transit
Keywords: wizard, quake, day, predict, fault, government
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 04:59:55 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.221116.2744@athena.mit.edu> sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming) writes:
>I think they need to put up signs at Auditorium so that tourists 
>won't try to ask us if this is the Green Line when Kibo and I are
>trying to get on one of the trolleys.

You mean "DITORIUM\ICA", silly.  The backslash means that the slash-E
trains only stop there in reverse, just like the people going the wrong
way down Boylston Street in reverse.

>>~ibo wants to dig up Copley Under.  
>
>And the Boylston Under too. So we can put the Lumpy Oatmeal line there.

No, no!  Seventies colors!  Harvest Gold!  Avocado Green!  And, for you
movie fans, Golden Flavored Popcorn!

(~ibo actually ATE the stuff today while being confused by Blade Runner.)

						-- K.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: news flash
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 05:02:25 GMT

In article <1992Sep26.153336.17286@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>In article <Bv67y7.2C7@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com writes:
>>	(This is the only post I will ever double-space.)
>
>And we're gonna hold you to it, buddy.


Please do.


It would be most helpful, because double-spacing ASCII is really


stupid.


					-- K.


					in association with Sir Run Run Shaw
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Date: 4 Oct 1992 05:39:04 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>I hate to ask such a question...

 oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu -- anagram (@=r)
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: bof@midget.saar.de (Patrick Schaaf)
Subject: Re: What we learned from the news today.
Organization: Yoyodyne Posting Systems, Midget HQ
Date: Fri, 25 Sep 1992 19:17:26 GMT
Keywords: Gabba Gabba Hey

dombart@muli.saar.de (John Raoul Dombart) writes:
>Hi, y'all. My name's not Kibo. What's not your name ?

Jaja, es gibt viele Muetter, die Monika heissen...

My name is not Hrsknwrt.

-- 
bof@midget.saar.de      /   \      I've just spent an hour in Your head.
Saarbruecken, De     .^/ -.- \      Believe me, I've been in nicer places.
Patrick Schaaf      / /       \        (kid eternity)
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From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Convention Announcement
Date: 2 Oct 92 19:58:41 GMT

thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Citecheck Hell) writes:

>In article <BvFFoE.Myu@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>>And speaking of entertaining gatherings, alt.religion.kibology will be
>>having its first birthday in November, and I want to hold some sort of
>>Boston-based party to honor it.  Maybe on the traffic island in front of
>>Buzzy's?  

>Dude.  (D0OD!1!)  You have to schedule it soon, so I can arrange for
>any Boston law firms I interview with to fly me out on that exact day.

And you have to tell me when it is so I can schedule something to
conflict with it, or be out of town, or not leave my office for a
week, or get obscured by netlag, or spend the whole weekend mired
in an enormous game of Rail Baron, or otherwise leave my existence in
doubt.
 
-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Convention Announcement
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 92 13:21:18 GMT

csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:

> In article <1992Oct1.155319.16117@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
> >Dude.  (D0OD!1!)  You have to schedule it soon, so I can arrange for
> >any Boston law firms I interview with to fly me out on that exact day.

Um, I'm not sure 'bout that.  Hey, Kibo, are lawyers ALLOWED?

> C Squared               |              How about the median strip on the Pike?

How about the Boston Beer Works over by Fenway?
From: xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu (Mr. Coates)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Kibo is bozo
Date: 2 Oct 92 19:43:53 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Xibological Perimeter


I heard that Kibo is running for president.  I hereby declare my
candicacy for president too.  And as for rms, he can just bite me.

My running mate will be Spot.

You're not allowed to vote for us.


Xibo
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: daltonb@spot.Colorado.EDU (lizard man)
Subject: [K|k]ibo
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Lab for Atmospheric and Space Physics,
              University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 11:19:15 GMT



So what pattern DO you grep for, anyway?


Note my excessive crossposting. 

--lizard man
From: nat@netcom.com (Nathaniel Stitt)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Questions About Kibotechnology
Summary: Atoms?
Date: 28 Sep 92 17:23:52 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)

Kibo,

	As you are aware Nanotechnology is concerned with gaining
control over matter at the atomic scale, and using this control to
produce useful new (small) devices.

	I have been trying to figure out how this relates to Kibo-
technology.  Could you please describe Kibotechnology for our studio
audience.  Clearly Nanotechnology could be used to make biffs head
explode, or indeed any arbitrary head.  Will Kibotechnology make
Nanotechnology obsolete?  Or am I confused?

					- N
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz)
Subject: Well, who won?
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 00:48:13 GMT


Would some of you people who read alt.alien-visitors let us know over here
if Kibo wins the spokesperson for the planet election?

I know I voted for him...
-- 
Denis/Tesser M Moskowitz        Jen feroca malbona kuniklo; rigardu liajn
dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu  sovagxajn vangharojn, kaj liajn ungojn kaj
This Is Realtime!               lian faldan voston.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone)
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:20:06 GMT
X-Posted-From: titan.ucc.umass.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu


In article <19lmtfINN5u3@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
> In a previous article, Tazzie@cup.portal.com (Jon S Novak) says:
>
>>I hate to ask such a question...
>>
>>But what is kibology?
>
> What *isn't* Kibology?!?

And where's Kibo's money?


--
Tig Stone 
(oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu)
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Ticketing illegal cycling (was Re: Bikes and sidewalks)
Date: 2 Oct 92 19:51:44 GMT
 <Bv3MCr.DxK@acsu.buffalo.edu><1992Sep28.173322.20798@daimi.aau.dk> 
 <BvBpoE.EMC@world.std.com> <KSTAILEY.92Sep29173501@leidecker.gsfc.nasa.gov>

kstailey@leidecker.gsfc.nasa.gov (Kenneth Stailey) writes:

>You IDIOT! You forgot the PINK!  What breakfast could possibly be
>complete WITHOUT the PINK??!?!?!?

Which one's Pink?

-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again
From: dombart@muli.saar.de (John Raoul Dombart)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: anniversary
Date: 25 Sep 92 18:57:50 GMT

mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) wrote...

>The events in _Ubik_ took place this summer.  I was in San Francisco
>when S. Dole Melipone disappeared.

You know where I was when HAL was powered on.

R.D.


----
  /\ muli - may unexpected love increase
 /..\ Let's say that I'm a tourist of a certain kind.
/_\/_\ dombart@muli.saar.de



Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 01:19:57 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.024025.16015@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>In article <1992Sep29.225629.26780@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone) writes:
>>>al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>>>>In a previous article, Tazzie@cup.portal.com (Jon S Novak) says:
>>>>>But what is kibology?
>>>>What *isn't* Kibology?!?
>>>And where's Kibo's money?
>>And why is everyone wearing funny hats
>We just like them.  Nothing to do with Kibo.
We dislike Jim. He has nothing to do with Kibbles N Bits.

>(Although the fried egg looks good on him.)
(Somehow the dried hag looks good on rum.)


Ratboy
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: WANTED: AD&D Module : Dargard Keep
From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'the Bard' Hobbs)
Date: 27 Sep 1992 00:06:35 GMT
Reply-To: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council (Public Access), Wgtn, Nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

In article <Bv626J.Krs@cs.psu.edu>, ward@math.psu.edu (Brian Ward) writes:
>rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
>|how about *ibo? staribo? i kinda like that. time for another tattoo...
>
>hmm.
>
>     ^ibo - andibo.
>     @ibo - atibo.
>     !ibo - bangibo.
>     'ibo - tickibo.  and to be complete..
>     `ibo - backtickibo.
>     .ibo - dotibo.

If we're going to be like that, I instantly declare myself Schwaibo.
spelt:

	***    *   *      **
	   *       *     *  *
	****   *   ***   *  *
	*  *   *   *  *  *  *
	 **    *   ***    ** 

Schwa (hey K., what's *that* font called?)
--

--
Anthony Hobbs             the Bard                hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz    
OverPope, First Holy Reformed Church of Snack Food - Kate Bush Is Goddess
Buy the new Roger Waters album. Or not, if you don't like him. Who cares?
DISCLAIMER: I am not Romanian and was not head of the Securitate for 15 years.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Quake Day - Minus 5
Date: 4 Oct 1992 05:48:09 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>I'm disappointed they took down the old map at Charles Street which had
>the Dover, Northampton, Dudley and Egleston stops on the Orange Line.

 sramming@athena.mit.edu -- anagram (@=c)
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    MINUS: mathematic danger!!
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 01:21:32 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.230511.4129@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>In article <1992Sep29.225629.26780@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone) writes:
>>>al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>>>>In a previous article, Tazzie@cup.portal.com (Jon S Novak) says:
>>>>>But what is kibology?
>>>>What *isn't* Kibology?!?
>>>And where's Kibo's money?
>>And why is everyone wearing funny hats
>Jelly donut! That's exactly what I said! No, Timmy, get back on the floor!
Glazed! That's what *she* said! So I glazed her.


Ratboy

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.warlord
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Ticketing illegal cycling (was Re: Bikes and sidewalks)
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 04:55:26 GMT

In <1992Sep28.173322.20798@daimi.aau.dk> rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen) writes:
>-- 
>This sig is smaller than Kibos

Do you mean Original KibOs(TM), Honey Peanut-Butter KibOs(TM), or Ham 'N' Egg 
Artificially Flavored KibOs(TM)?  Of course, all three varieties of
KibOs(TM) are a wonderful, crunchy part of this complete breakfast:
apples, blintzes, clamato juice, dextrose, egg salad, fried chicken, grape
juice, hot dogs, ice cream, jam, KibOs(TM), lemon peel extract, mica, nougat,
okra with fur and slime left on, pork chops, quinine water, rutabagas,
spamato juice, turtle soup, udon, vidalia onions, watercress, xylitol,
yellow peppers, and zucchini.

							-- K.
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Convention Announcement
Date: 4 Oct 92 04:12:39 GMT
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston

In article <1992Oct3.151229.16128@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:
>I think you have your dates mixed up there Leader Kibo.  The 23rd is a
>Monday.  I think it should be on the 27th or 28th since I'll be in
>Massachusetts for the Thanksgiving weekend.

Oh.  DUH.  I typed 'cal 11 92' and it ASSUMED I meant 0092, not 1992.

Cal is about as smart in the ol' gulliver as a pile o' cal, me droogies.

(Still deciding)
							-- K.
From: quirke_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Convention Announcement
Date: 3 Oct 92 13:27:25 NZST
Organization: Welligton City Council, Public Access.
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
> csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:

[Re: Holding the first a.r.k convention on a traffic island]

> Um, I'm not sure 'bout that.  Hey, Kibo, are lawyers ALLOWED?

   Well, I'm not Leader K., but why not ? We can make 'em stand on the freeway
around the outside ...

Tony Q.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: UFOs and Newage
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 26 Sep 92 15:51:13 GMT
 <1992Sep25.175939.15686@tellab5.tellabs.com> <Bv6411.KIv@world.std.com>

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>What a shoddy misquote.  What my good friend L. Ron really said was
>"Sessile exploding headroom avec Damfwalze mit umlaut," shortly before
>he was found dead with an E-meter's electrodes glued to his most
>sensitive nodal points.

What would happen if you connected an E-meter to a Heironymous machine?
Would the universe implode, or would you get a Dean Drive?
-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again 
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.politics.kibo,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.perot
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Relative popularity of our candidates on Usenet
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 06:25:43 GMT

[]
	According to the September Usenet Readership Report, which Brian
Reid has posted to news.lists, the following groups stack up in this order:

	alt.politics.clinton    is the most-read
        alt.religion.kibology
        alt.politics.bush
        alt.politics.perot
        alt.politics.marrou     is the least-read

(The newsgroups alt.politics.kibo and alt.politics.libertarian are not
listed in the statistics for some reason.  See news.lists for all the
figures.)

	Now, obviously, what these stats show is that:

	(A) Kibo is more popular than the President.  Yay.

	(B) When Clinton drops out of the race, Kibo will win.

	(C) There is a conspiracy to keep alt.politics.kibo from being
listed with the other statistics.  I bet that Perot weenie is behind it.

							-- K.


Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:4033 alt.cascade:2219 alt.non.sequitur:319
From: djd@csg.cs.reading.ac.uk (David J Dawkins)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Date: 30 Sep 92 06:55:56 GMT
Organization: University of Reading

mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:

>oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone) writes:
>>al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>>>In a previous article, Tazzie@cup.portal.com (Jon S Novak) says:
>>>>But what is kibology?
>>>What *isn't* Kibology?!?
>>And where's Kibo's money?
>And why is everyone wearing funny hats
And who the hell is Arthur?


-- 
djd@uk.ac.reading.cs.csug
djd@uk.ac.reading.cs.csg
davidd@integ.uucp
From: xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu (Mr. Coates)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: WANTED: AD&D Module : Dargard Keep
Date: 3 Oct 92 15:16:01 GMT
	<Bv626J.Krs@cs.psu.edu><1a2tubINN4h3@golem.wcc.govt.nz>,
	<1992Sep27.014834.8178@dartvax.dartmouth.edu><1a5eupINN3sj@golem.wcc.govt.nz>,<RSHOLMES.92Sep27235009@rodan.syr.EDU>
	<1a856vINN4so@golem.wcc.govt
Organization: Xibological Perimeter

hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony "SCHWAibo" Hobbs) writes:
#
#   If you must, however, I think "uh-ee-bo" sounds nice.
#
#					   - SCHWA.

Hey, butthead, are you going to be schwa, or schwaibo?  Make up
your fuckin' mind!  Meanwhile, I'm pleased to note that since
you're an ee-bo and not an eye-bo, you immediately side with
Xibo and not Kibo.  Kibo is not allowed.

Down with K(eye)bo!

#   p.s. Does anyone remember the last time Kibo used a smiley?

Smileys are not allowed.  So there.  :-(


Xibo
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: But what about KWYJIBO?
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 05:17:04 GMT

[comp.sources.games]

	[This is a scrabble game using curses that allows you to play against
	 one or several computer players. It includes its own dictionary. -br]

SKEINS
SKETCH
SKEWED
SKEWER
SKIBOB

"Skibob"?  That's the dormitory that "Bob" lived in when he went to
Carnegie-Mellon, isn't it?
							-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: UFOs and Newage
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 04:28:38 GMT

In article <mcirvin.717522673@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:
>kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>
>>What a shoddy misquote.  What my good friend L. Ron really said was
>>"Sessile exploding headroom avec Damfwalze mit umlaut," shortly before
>>he was found dead with an E-meter's electrodes glued to his most
>>sensitive nodal points.
>
>What would happen if you connected an E-meter to a Heironymous machine?
>Would the universe implode, or would you get a Dean Drive?

You get two intertwined helices which prove the nonexistence of God.
Also, some spare vril and odyle.

							-- K.

Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:4036 alt.cascade:2226
From: f67700241@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Kibology?
Date: 30 Sep 92 09:19:10 GMT
 <1992Sep29.225629.26780@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <1992Sep30.024025.16015@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona
Nntp-Posting-User: f67700241

In article <1992Sep30.024025.16015@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>, klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>In article <1992Sep29.225629.26780@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone) writes:
>>>al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>>>>In a previous article, Tazzie@cup.portal.com (Jon S Novak) says:
>>>>>But what is kibology?
>>>>What *isn't* Kibology?!?
>>>And where's Kibo's money?
>>And why is everyone wearing funny hats
>We just like them.  Nothing to do with Kibo.
We think Kibo is better than Star Trek.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."

"[George Bush is] the most ruthless white man in the history of the planet."
	-- Richard Ben Cramer, author of _What It Takes_
"The President scores much better than Bill Clinton."
	-- Dan, comparing Bush's record of marital infidelity to Clinton's
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From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: Daisy Chainsaw
Date: 2 Oct 92 13:59:48 GMT
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Matt Welsh (mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU) wrote:
: In article <Bv9Mpo.K6D@world.std.com> fuzzbox@world.std.com (Every Man and Woman is a Star) writes:
: >-- 
: >Jason Bilsky   fuzzbox@world.std.com 
: >"Got enough guilt to start my own religon."
: 				   ^^^^^^^
: 
: Got enough misspellings to start your own newspaper.

nono, he *meant* religon. it's a geometric figure composed of
religious symbols...

--
sine nomine
debbie martinson
"okay, mr. pope, now stand over here and lean into the lama... hey!
 someone get bakker to leave the archbishop of canterbury alone!"
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Questions About Kibotechnology
Date: 2 Oct 92 19:48:49 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>Kibotech not only enables F-14 fighter planes to transform into giant
>robots that can stomp on buildings, but it also makes YOUR head explode
>as it confuses BIFF!  Kibotech is the crunchy secret that makes Necco
>SkyBars slae FOUR different ways!  Kibotech fits in the palm of your pants.
         ^^^^

this is EXACTLY what Necco SkyBars do.  I didn't know there was a word
for it until now.

I think I'll go down to Kendall Square now, to smell the aroma downwind
of the Necco factory.  You've put me in the mood.
-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again 
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