HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ballms@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu (BALLMS)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: cascad4e
Keywords: cascade of
Date: 14 Oct 92 01:50:00 GMT
Organization: Vanderbilt University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

its been awhile since there was something 
here worth some rotten pork chuck
why dont you get yo pink fat mamma
fryer, and then roik'nfuck. 
ganglia
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: What is this group all about?
Date: 7 Oct 92 02:08:26 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <mbdyson.081427197@Cyberdyne.sys.com> rsvanc00@mik.uky.edu (Randolph S. Vance) writes:
>I read NN occasionally, and I want to know what is so special about
>this particular group? Any comments?

Why, isn't it obvious?  This is the only group named "alt.slack".

I rarely read NN.  Usually, I prefer to curl up with a good EMACS binary,
though I have been known to leaf through AWK now and then.
From: fnord@panix.com (Cliff Heller)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tv.twin=--peaks
Subject: Re: "BOB", etc
Date: 10 Oct 92 18:39:57 GMT
Organization: Right Bleedin' Church of Libertine Obfuscatology

In <1992Oct9.050328.28661@samba.oit.unc.edu> Mitchell.Porter@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Mitchell Porter) writes:

>Has anyone had a go at listing all the correspondences between "Twin 
>Peaks" and the SubGenius mythos? (eg "BOB", Palmer/golfing, the
>"Anti-World", etc)

Yes.  Too bad you missed it.

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 /_______\   Church of Obfuscatology, Inc.  |  eat the HELL out of it!"
From: zaphod@tfsquad.mn.org (Bryen Zimmerman)
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo
Subject: Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)
Keywords: cascade in subject line
Date: 9 Oct 92 02:38:14 GMT
Organization: The Firing Squad BBS, Saint Paul Minnesota (+1 612 291 2632)

richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:

> In article <BvqD2L.FBr@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
> >espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
> >} el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
> >} >mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >} >>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
> >} >>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
> >} >>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
> >} >>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
> >} >>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
> >} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >} >>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
> >} >>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
> >} >>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
> >} >>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
> >} >>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
> >} >>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
> >} >>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
> >} >>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
> >} >>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
> >} >>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
> >} >>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
> >} >>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
> >} >>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
> >} >Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
> >} All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
> >See melting H Ross in the rain
> Perot goes swirling down the drain
Pirhanas like swimming in Spain

---
zaphod@tfsquad.mn.org (Bryen Zimmerman)
The Firing Squad BBS, public access Usenet mail site. +1 612 291 2632
Saint Paul, Minnesota
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.tv.twin=--peaks
From: Mitchell.Porter@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Mitchell Porter)
Subject: "BOB", etc
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 05:03:28 GMT

Has anyone had a go at listing all the correspondences between "Twin 
Peaks" and the SubGenius mythos? (eg "BOB", Palmer/golfing, the
"Anti-World", etc)

--
   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
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From: 1-4953@wwiv.tfsquad.mn.org (Elsysop(S) #1 @4953)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: The Truely Slackful "Mr. Delicious"
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 92 18:11:09 GMT

   Have you seen this Mr. Delicious guy in Rax adverts?  Looks quite similar to
BoB...   A Co-In-C-Dense?  I think not. 
9-----
9ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII.
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: snuggles
Date: 13 Oct 92 17:50:11 GMT
Followup-To: alt.slack
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <Bw1oyo.DEK@world.std.com>, kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>In <1992Oct12.220429.1@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz> hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs) writes:
>>In article <37324@uflorida.cis.ufl.edu>, x3460afe@maple.circa.ufl.edu writes:
>>> so be careful and watch your back!!1 more thing, who started this damn snuggles thing anyways???
>>
>
>I'm only indirectly responsible--I wrote USENET.  Anthony started the thread.
>

Actually, Snuggles appeared independently in many places. He's
omnipresent, y'know.

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (My bit about Snuggles underground laboratory was actually
written months ago, right after I saw the "greatest softness
creation ever!" commercial. So Nyeah.)
-- 
"Am I a drunken loon? Whoo! Whoo!"        | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
     -- David Letterman                   |  [Not a UCSD employee]
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: SchizoSlack Forever Underwater
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:34:59 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.203911.13925@u.washington.edu> richter@u.washington.edu writes:
>        KILL BOB  LKIL OOB  LBBO KIL  OOLI KLB  KOBB LIL  LOKI LOB
>        KILL BOB  KLLI OBO  KIBO LLB  LOOK LIB  KLBI BOL  OLBI BLK
                             ^^^^^^^^

Clearly, this is a slanderous insinuation that I am a yuppie who shops
at LLBean.  I resent such a remark, because last time we drove 300 miles
to shop there, I just BROWSED!

						-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: 1-7470@wwiv.tfsquad.mn.org (Jay Dyson #1 @7470 [SubGenius Minister])
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Hey!  I know who that unknown source is!
Date: Mon, 05 Oct 92 06:24:47 GMT

[Regarding]: Slackful Installation Procedure
[Recipient]: No Reply Necessary.

* On <Sat Oct 03 07:25:14>, jkragh#Data-IO.COM (Jim Kragh) #202 @506 wrote:

> (gratuitously lifted from unknown source)
> 
> UNPACKING AND INSTALLATION INSTRUCTIONS

     That good ol' document was written by none other than Dave Barry!  Indeed,
a Slackful sort if ever there were one.  Who else but a SubG could write a book
entitled "Babies and Other Hazards of Sex"?


                                        B.O.B.


 Dyson's Sphere Located in Southern California! WWIVnet @ 7470 
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Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade
From: feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Subject: Re: In one ear and out your mother...
Reply-To: a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 01:52:51 GMT

simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
} >} I forgot...is this alt.stupidity or alt.cascade?
} >cso.freshmen...
} >	--alex, a senior
} Alex:  You should read the headers sometime ....they can be really neat.
}        I bet you never knew that you were posting to:

yeah...actually i do being that i added some of them myself :)

-- 
  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
 a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters

   The opinions expressed above are those of the author and not CCSO
From: dcd123@cherry.ucsb.edu (Patrick Grey)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Subgenius influenza in California Politix(tm)
Summary: Politix(tm), AuditoR General ammendment
Date: 11 Oct 92 18:10:00 GMT
Organization: University of California, Santa Barbara


The infameous "BoB" is quickly creeping into California Politix(tm)!  Here
is a tidbit from my sample ballot.  This is measure #159--regarding creation
of an 'Office of the AuditoR General'.  The following text is *COMPLETELY*
unmodified (read: caps and quotes are exactly as printed in the ballot):


>For more than 35 years, the Auditor General has provided the citizens
>of California with OBJECTIVE AND HARD-HITTING AUDIT REPORTS.  The Auditor
>general serves as the taxpayers' eyes and ears and promotes good government
>by uncovering fraud and waste and improving state operations.  THE AUDITOR
>GENERAL HAS SAVED CALIFORNIA MORE THAN A HALF BILLION DOLLARS DURING THE
>LAST TEN YEARS ALONE!
>... [misc babbling deleted]
>A YES VOTE ON PROPOSITION 159 is a vote for GOOD GOVERNMENT, not an "end-run"
>on the intent of Proposition 140.  It WILL NOT PROVIDE A SINGLE DOLLAR for
>the legaslature to spend.  The opponents failed to consider one very
>important fact--the independent Auditor General's office WASN'T IN THE
>LEGISLATURE'S BUDGET prior to Proposition 140...

Who exactly is this AUDITOR GENERAL?  Has "BoB" already begun his infameous
disbanding of *WORLD* Governments?  Is he showing his SlackfuL(r) disciples
the "fraud" and *"waste"* of those who REALLY CONTROL THE GOVERNMENT??  WHO
*REALLY* CONTROLS THE GOVERNMENT???

Recent newsletter headline:  '"BoB"'s Mighty Church increases by a miraculous
$10 billion..."

BTW:  You still have god's address wrong; it's really god!BoB@throne.heaven.com.
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo
From: richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter)
Subject: Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)
Keywords: cascade in subject line
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:49:10 GMT

In article <BvqD2L.FBr@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>} el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>} >mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} >>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>} >>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>} >>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>} >>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>} >>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>} >>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>} >>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>} >>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>} >>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>} >>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>} >>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>} >>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>} >>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>} >>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>} >>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>} >Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>} All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>See melting H Ross in the rain
Perot goes swirling down the drain
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: A SubGenius in Peanuts!
Date: 8 Oct 92 09:09:59 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

So I was leafing through a book of Peanuts cartoons because of this
thread over in rec.arts.animation and rec.arts.comics.strips . . .
anyway, here's Peppermint Patty, from a 1967 strip:

Patty: "You know why I believe your story about the "Great Pumpkin"?
Because I'm very superstitious, that's why! The more impossible
something is, the more I believe it! That's the way I am!"

Linus: "You think the "Great Pumpkin" story is impossible?"

Patty: "Oh, it's impossible all right . . . it's impossible, stupid
and ridiculous . . . BUT I BELIEVE IT!!"


Now, aside from the denial of reality and
latching-onto-a-preposterous-story aspect (both clearly SubGenius
traits, even if they _do_ screw up vi's wordwrap), note that the
"Great Pumpkin" is always in quotes.

So _that's_ what "Bob" was doing in the '60s!

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (The strip is in both _It's a Long Way to Tipperary_ (large-size
book) and _You'll Flip, Charlie Brown_ (small book, probably
out-of-print))
-- 
"Am I a drunken loon? Whoo! Whoo!"        | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
     -- David Letterman                   |  [Not a UCSD employee]
From: bm560@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Thomas D. Salyers)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: "Bob"damnit!
Date: 13 Oct 1992 15:20:57 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu



   Don't you people know that cascades are the worst slack(tm)
vampires known to man, woman, or Yeti?  By Dobbs, start RANTING
and exercise your damn FOOT GLANDS!    FUCKING START RANTING...

                      ....OR KILL ME!

AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
-- 
Tom Salyers    "Now is the Windows of our disk contents
Denver, CO      Made glorious SimEarth by this son of Zork."
IRCnick: Aqualung              --from _Richard v3.0_
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: snuggles
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 05:37:35 GMT

In <1992Oct12.220429.1@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz> hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs) writes:
>In article <37324@uflorida.cis.ufl.edu>, x3460afe@maple.circa.ufl.edu writes:
>> snuggles could kill you with just a thought, you do realize that, don't you?
>> so be careful and watch your back!!1 more thing, who started this damn snuggles thing anyways???
>
>Kibo and I did. Why? Wanna make something of it? Should warn ya, Snuggles is
>getting hungry...

I'm only indirectly responsible--I wrote USENET.  Anthony started the thread.

							-- K.

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From: jajmoore@lambert.uwaterloo.ca (Moses)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Now wait a cotton-pickin second!
Keywords: Bob, BoB, BOB, bob-bob-aran.
Date: 13 Oct 92 12:31:42 GMT
Organization: University of Waterloo


"Bob eats Doritos"
"Bob killed Laura Palmer"
Robert (or Bob) Anton Wilson wrote the Illuminatus! trilogy
My uncle's name is Bob Moore.


   COULD THIS ALL BE THE SAME BOB WE KNOW AND SMOTHER IN CHEEZ WHIZ?


--- "There are only 12 real people in the world.  The rest are just 
     bad special effects."
Newsgroups: alt.slack

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From: feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Subject: Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few
Keywords: cascade in subject line ignore
Reply-To: a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 06:25:35 GMT

mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
} ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
} >do you know why???
} I could just die!!
you make me cry


-- 
  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
 a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters

   The opinions expressed above are those of the author and not CCSO
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: cs107028@pandora.sdsu.edu (Charles Herbig)
Subject: Re: I-359E
Organization: San Diego State University, College of Sciences
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 16:50:15 GMT

Keith Lofstrom (keithl@klic.rain.com) wrote:
=> I just got a flier from the IEEE.  The name reminds me of the scream
=> of the subgenius.  However, IEEE is not NEARLY enough.  The SubGenius
=> must not only have Slack, the SubGenius must have a Professional Organization!
=> Therefore, I have just formed the: 
=> 
=>Institute of Eager Early Earnest Earsplitting Earthen Earthmoving Earthquaking
=> 
       [A rather large section of Webster's dictionary deleted]

=> until you pass out!  You will never be mistaken for a Pink again!  Join
=> now, before all the best splinter groups are taken.  
=> 
=> I-359E - the largest professional organization (name) in the universe!
=> 
=> Keith
=> -- 
=> Keith Lofstrom         keithl@klic.rain.com       Voice (503)-520-1993
=> KLIC --- Keith Lofstrom Integrated Circuits --- "Your Ideas in Silicon"
=> Design Contracting in Bipolar and CMOS - Analog, Digital, and Power ICs


BEWARE! Here there be PINKNESS!

Old Pinky here thinks that by opening a dictionary and copying all kinds of
words, he can decieve the Slackful, and thereby, suck the slack from your souls.

Don't listen! If you've been luck enough to avoid the effect of the CON until 
now, then look and see what it looks like. *THERE IT IS!!!* Call the X-ISTS in
for an early strike against the pink horde!

I bet he even hangs out with JHVH-1!

KILL HIM!
KILL HIM!
KILL HIM!
KILL HIM NOW! OR ME! OR BoB! OR GIVE ME $20.00 AND A CUP OF COFFEE!!!

Send cash and coffee to.

Church of the Terminally Confused
4641 Iowa St.
San Diego, CA 92116

Constantly crusading against polyester everywhere.
--
________________________________________________________________________________
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Charles Herbig
cs107028@pandora.sdsu.edu
These opinions blah blah reflect blah blah blah University blah blah underwear
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From: ballms@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu (BALLMS)
Subject: plagarist,pink,vapid.
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: alt.what?
Organization: Vanderbilt University
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:28:00 GMT

smoking packs of cigarettes, now, living on them and coffee,
and ether, raw ether, the vinyl remover kind, had the gods
tmthemsevest in the palm of my hnad or me in their hand
that is, had ether party ,, j with tapes and the unexpected poss
ession group occurred, the walsls melted, the god buzzz has
lsted days ad syas and when i go tho sleep recently and turnoff
the lights and close my eyes the lights come ON, cant get the
fucking lights OFF now...what a fucking ratio .. big compyuter
digestER thangazzer ,,big black head hole,hole,,stick yer head
in the screen, little pieces of galss sticking on yer coutenacne
ther, wear the monitor out in the street, severed yer jugular for
bob, ha,   rev. ganglia.




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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Slackest of '92--My 1st Nomination
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 13:56:00 GMT


My vote goes to this dude, i cant even remember his name, but I read about him
in the papers. Apparently, he is near the top of the FBI's list of deadbeat
dad's, owing aroun $100,000. but what makes him so slack is his dealings with
the republican party. Three years ago, he wrote them a contribution check
of $30,000---it BOUNCED. more recently he wrote them a check for $50,000, which
did not bounce but was ordered held by the courts while they decide how much
of the dude's stuff to seize to payback his debts.

bouncin a check to the GOP--now there's one i hadnt thought of.....

r