HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tony@jim.csc.ncsu.edu (TB)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: Re: GOOD, GOOD News 2for1
Date: 22 Aug 92 01:17:34 GMT
Organization: Keep on Coding in the Free World

In article <1992Aug21.104503.1@sscvx1.ssc.gov> dcormell@sscvx1.ssc.gov writes:
>YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
>
>My husband came home from a week long trip!  YEAH!!!!!!
>But this get's better - He's taking me to Europe the end of September.
>
>I LOVE GOOD NEWS!!!!!!
>
>debbie
>
>dcormell@sscvx1.gov

Comon. Europe? I assume you mean, Paris, Rome, Greece (If you're very
lucky) and maybe London. I have no respect for tourists like that. The
hilight of my last trip was a wonderful 37-hour train ride through
Byelorussia without a restaurant car. If you want to experience the real
Europe, you're going to have to go somewhere about 5 miles off the
beaten track, somewhere so rarely trodden that it's safe to take a piss
behind a bush, and talk to the people. I got a lot more out of spending
one night with a family, all of the members of which had been deported -
at one time or another - to Siberia, than I did by screwing around in
the upper side of Paris and sleeping in a fancy hotel.
	No offense meant, and I hope none taken. Potemkinville Europe is
better than no Europe, I guess.

ObGoodNews: My dog isn't dead yet!

Tuba Bondage
From: kuch@reed.edu (Jerry Kuch)
Subject: The Somewhat Biological Tone
Keywords: true stories, phlegm, phlegmatic, phlegm-a-lem-a-ling-ding
Organization: Land of the Lungfish
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 07:55:23 GMT

The somewhat biological tone that this newsgroup has recently taken on has
inspired me to share with everyone a true story of my own.

Four years ago, I developed a really nasty cyst in my right earlobe.  It
was large, swollen and extremely tender.  The slighest touch would 
send waves of excruciating pain coursing through my skull.

Eventually, I decided to seek medical help.  The swelling was injected
with cortisone, in hopes of breaking up the cyst.  The hypodermic neatly
pierced the inward side of my earlobe, tunneling through its soft fleshy
body and neatly puncturing the rubbery, fluid-bloated sack within.

I thought nothing more of it for days.  Then, something strange happened.

I awoke one morning to find moisture on my neck.  Wiping it away with
my fingers, I discovered a thin, runny reddish-brown residue.  Out of
curiousity, but without real alarm, I proceeded to examine the wound in
the bathroom mirror.

I folded the earlobe up in order to expose the back.  Then I saw that
the pinhole sized puncture made by the syringe had enlarged slightly. 
The earlobe had grown bright red in color.  I pressed on the leeward 
side of the swollen fleshy morsel and long tendrils of sticky brownish-red
slime began slowly dripping from the earlobe.  Each was about the color
of the fatty sludge found in the cans of Pork and Beans so popular
at summertime barbecues, but with dark, almost black wispy curled 
tendrils of clotted blood within them.  For several minutes I stood at
the mirror, squeezing the gory discharge from my ear.  The mixture of
blood and pus, now as thick and syrupy as molasses copiously poured 
forth eventually filling the cupped palm of my right hand.  I held and
surveyed the viscous, sloppy muck a moment and then took it out of the
bathroom to show to a Teamster friend of mine.

Needless to say, he was suitably impressed.

-- 
Jerry Kuch (t-gerldk@microsoft.com) | "Sic Gorgianus Allos Subjectatus Nunc."
  "I was wrong to play God.  Life is precious, not a thing to be toyed with.
   Now take out that brain and flush it down the toilet." - Montgomery Burns

Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: rmherrin@acs.ucalgary.ca (Robyn Meta Herrington)
Subject: Really Good News
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 19:25:37 GMT
Distribution: wordwide
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta
Keywords: ick, ouch, ooch, whew


The really good news - for me, anyway - is that I haven't
suffered *any* of the misfortunes that others on the net have!
To those who have been folded, spindled and/or mutilated -

I SURE hope you're all feeling better soon!

rmh -

healthy, and glad to be that way :-)



-- 
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Robyn Herrington                            rmherrin@acs.ucalgary.ca
Microforms Department                       
University of Calgary
From: rjmical@ntg.com (RJ Mical)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: In Touch Again
Date: 17 Aug 92 20:07:53 GMT
Distribution: alt.good.news
Organization: New Technologies Group, Inc.  Palo Alto CA

Alright!  I'm in touch again with an email friend from the other coast,
with whom I almost fell out of touch because of my workload.  Oh Pally, 
good to hear from you again!  Greetings from the Land of Fruits and Nuts.  

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
-RJ Mical   (e-mail me at rjmical@ntg.com)                       How's Annie?
"I didn't do it ... I wouldn't refuse to deny that I had dismissed       Whfg
    the thought of not doing it, but I didn't do it."   -Joe Frank  frrvat vs
"When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my       lbh ner
    age in a year.  I thought, 'If this keeps up, by time I'm six      cnlvat
    I'll be ninety.'"   -Steven Wright                              nggragvba
From: Cop E. Kat
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: DONT READ UNLESS U R A SICKO LIKE BEN COX!!!
Keywords: mark story, pain, sickos
Date: 17 Aug 92 02:32:08 GMT
Organization: Arkham Asylum

I am also in pain.

I have a dangly earring that got caught on a nail
sticking out of the wall.  As I was running down
the stairs, I suddenly felt a shooting pain in my
left ear lobe.  I reached up and felt a warm, wet,
spurting stream flowing down my neck.  It was pure
agony.  The pain throbbed throughout my neck and
shoulder areas.  I had a hard time standing up.

Before I passed out, I was able to glance at the
wall.  My earring was swinging there, with a bit
of red flesh hanging at the bottom.  There was also
spots of blood on the wall and a bright red stain
on my white t-shirt.

I have since recovered and the pain has subsided
to the point that I can write this post.  It still
throbs occasionally, and I feel dizzy at times.  I
sometimes absently touch the scab because it is a
bit itchy, but immediately wince at the intense
pain.  I often check it in the mirror.  The wound
is a jagged, diagonal rip about four millimeters
above where the bottom of my ear used to be.  The
scab is a bit larger than the bottom surface of my
ear, and it is cracked.  I can feel pain in the
cartilage near the wound and it sometimes flares
up for no apparent reason.  I hope I can stay up
long enough for it to heal more.  I don't think I
would want to sleep and roll over onto my ear.

Now, for the good news.  I think that there is
enough of my ear remaining to pierce another hole!


 ===
,x x.
  J
  ~

Anyone else in pain?
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: dcormell@sscvx1.ssc.gov
Subject: GOOD, GOOD News 2for1
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 16:45:03 GMT

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

My husband came home from a week long trip!  YEAH!!!!!!
But this get's better - He's taking me to Europe the end of September.

I LOVE GOOD NEWS!!!!!!

debbie

dcormell@sscvx1.gov


Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: jgm@umcc.ais.org (jim miller)
Subject: Re: GOOD, GOOD News 2for1
Organization: Ann Arbor Information Society -- San Diego Annex
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 02:09:19 GMT


dcormell@sscvx1.ssc.gov writes:

>YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
>
>My husband came home from a week long trip!  YEAH!!!!!!
>But this get's better - He's taking me to Europe the end of September.
>
>I LOVE GOOD NEWS!!!!!!
>
>debbie
>
>dcormell@sscvx1.gov


*SQUEAL*

-jim
From: palmyra@cbmvax.commodore.com (Palmyra Pawlik)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: The Poison Ivy Adventure
Date: 19 Aug 92 12:18:21 GMT
Reply-To: palmyra@cbmvax.UUCP (Palmyra Pawlik)
Organization: Commodore Technology, West Chester, PA

Last Thursday, three of my neighbors and I tried unsuccessfully to 
capture a stray kitten (which had been meowing pitifully throughout
the night).  In our valiant efforts to save the poor creature, we 
crawled under cars, into bushes, and (apparently) through poison ivy.
It was pooring down rain and I brushed away the rain drops from my face 
several times before going back into my apartment and washing the dirt
(and poison ivy) off of my hands.  

If you haven't guessed by now, I am VERY allergic to poison ivy and
have been out of work for the last two days doing my best impression
of a crunch berry bush as a result of my little rescue mission. 

Would I do it all over again (we never did catch the kitten)?  
Yes!  And that, my friends, is the good news...  The human heart does 
not get poison ivy.

(But let's be serious, I sure as hell wouldn't be the one going into 
 the bushes this time!  I mean, I may be unlucky but I'm certainly
 not stupid!!!)

	Palmyra

(PS - thanks for the smile, RJ!  It's good hearing from you again)
_______________________________________________________________________________
       palmyra pawlik          |   "Man is the only animal that blushes... 
palmyra@cbmvax.commodore.com   |    or needs to."
    Software Engineering       |                      - Mark Twain       
 my words and only my words    |                      
_______________________________________________________________________________
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: Re: An Im-Poh-Tant Announcement
Date: 13 Aug 92 12:34:54 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Aug13.081333.19385@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>Bozoticism runs rampant!
>
>Briana Caitlin McBride arrived on the scene at 12:33 am on August
>13th, 1992 only to discover just how twisted her parents really are.
>She looked at her father, immediately judged him to be a complete
>bozo, and started crying.

Clearly, the good news is that, despite her paternal lineage, the child
*already* shows excellent character judgement!

>Mother and daughter are most excellent.

If only the same could be said for Father.

>Dad is having a liberal two fingers of Usquebach, neat of course, and
>going to bed.  (Well, hey, Mom got some good drugs, why can't I?)

With another McBride in this world, we may *all* need some good drugs soon!;->

--jm
meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu       |      Good News is my middle name!
From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: WWII is over!
Date: 13 Aug 92 21:58:56 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

And it has been for a long time!

Celebrate, free world!
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: Re: WWII is over!
Date: 19 Aug 92 19:42:34 GMT
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH

maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:

> In article <1992Aug15.161612.9543@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
> >klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
> >
> >> maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
> >
> >> > And it has been for a long time!
> >
> >> > Celebrate, free world!
> >
> >> More "Good News" [tm]:
> >
> >> Some people in the U.S. actually believe that we live in a free society.
> >
> >Other people believe that the news media just reports the news and that
> >they would never use their powerful medium to manipulate public opinion.
> >
> >-- 
> >Kevin "because that's what the TV told them to think, so it must be true."

> Hey!  This is pretty darn cynical.  Perhaps it is true, but at least we have
> the freedom to post wonderful good news!

Well, so far we do.  The good news is that the government is
prohibited from restricting free speech by the first amendment.  The
bad news is that I've heard there is a p~~~@@@@xxxxA

NO CARRIER
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: ob@obh.in-berlin.de (Oliver Brandmueller)
Subject: I feel good!
Organization: obh - private bbs in Berlin/Germany
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 17:25:10 GMT

Even if everything is bad - I feel good! (Am I crazy???)


-- 
| Oliver Brandmueller | Detmolder Str. 64 | 1000 Berlin 31 | Germany - (FRG) |
| ob@obh.in-berlin.de | V +49 30 853 6980 | Cityruf 315 30 68 30 (numerisch) |
| "Ich werde Millionaer, heirate Jodie Foster und nehme mir eine Nymphomanin |
|          als Putzfrau. Dann habe ich alles erreicht." - ob@school          |
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: Re: money, money, money
Date: 18 Aug 92 08:20:22 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

crawford@ben.dev.upenn.edu (Lauren L. Crawford) writes:
|I just found a $20 bill on the subway platform.  I'm very pleased.

In clari.news.hot, annaf@news.sky.com (Anna Ford) writes:
|CURSED BANKNOTE-FROM-HELL LOST ON SUBWAY PLATFORM!!!
|
|FILM AT 11
|
|DEATH AT 12

Tx. [this is all true[tm]]
--
check my header - "give me a smart bear and fuck the nazis," freud said.
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Gave up smoking
Organization: Between a rock and a type specimen sheet, Boston.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 05:48:20 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.025539.7594@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>
>On a lighter note, I've finished my regimen of the "patch" and have
>not had a smoke in 5 weeks.

I tried the patch, and it tasted terrible, even before I lit it up!

							-- K.
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: Re: WWII is over!
Date: 19 Aug 92 19:43:56 GMT
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH

maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:

> Hey!  This is pretty darn cynical.  Perhaps it is true, but at least we have
> the freedom to post wonderful good news!

> Mark "WWI is over too, so they tell us - That's good news!"

More Good News:  The Vietnam war may finally be over soon.
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Subject: Re: WWII is over!
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 17:31:01 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <1992Aug15.161612.9543@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>
>> maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
>
>> > And it has been for a long time!
>
>> > Celebrate, free world!
>
>> More "Good News" [tm]:
>
>> Some people in the U.S. actually believe that we live in a free society.
>
>Other people believe that the news media just reports the news and that
>they would never use their powerful medium to manipulate public opinion.
>
>-- 
>Kevin "because that's what the TV told them to think, so it must be true."

Hey!  This is pretty darn cynical.  Perhaps it is true, but at least we have
the freedom to post wonderful good news!

Mark "WWI is over too, so they tell us - That's good news!"
From: crawford@ben.dev.upenn.edu (Lauren L. Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
Subject: money, omoney, money
Date: 17 Aug 92 18:02:59 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

I just found a $20 bill on the subway platform.  I'm very pleased.


-- 
Lauren Crawford  //  crawford@ben.dev.upenn.edu
"Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and as far as I'm
concerned, happy campers you will always be."
                  --J. Danforth Quayle in American Samoa
Newsgroups: alt.good.news
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: WWII is over!
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 12:29:22 GMT

maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:

> And it has been for a long time!

> Celebrate, free world!

More "Good News" [tm]:

Some people in the U.S. actually believe that we live in a free society.
Newsgroups: alt.good.news,alt.whine,alt.desert-shield.erotica,alt.earth_summit,alt.gobment.lones,alt.iraqi.dictator.bomb.bomb.bomb,alt.society.etrnl-vigilanc
From: bdb@becker.GTS.ORG (Bruce Becker)
Subject: Re: I Met Bill Clinton This Week
Organization: G. T. S., Toronto, Ontario
Date: Tue, 11 Aug 1992 22:55:14 GMT

In article <rauser.712837793@sfu.ca> rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser) writes:
|kuch@reed.edu (Jerry Kuch) writes:
|
|>In article <rauser.712801285@sfu.ca> rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser) writes:
|>>
|>>   Sure, vote for Clinton and all your problems will be solved. Sigh.
|>>
|
|>Vote for Bush and things will get much better.  Chances are the deficit will
|>vanish, a pseudo-humane health care system may stumble a bit closer to 
|>existing than it did in 1948, and we'll have some great land wars in far
|>away places... and best of all... no new taxes... and of course the Supreme
|>Court will be extra-moderate and balanced.  
|
|>In fact, the John Birch Society will probably get all kinds of great new
|>tax breaks.  And the KKK might get subsidized white linens.
|
|>And isn't it about time for another Gulf of Tonkin recreation in Iraq?
|
|>Human sacrifice for votes... yum, yum.
|
|   Uh, Jer, I'm going to say this as gently as possible...don't you
|think sometimes your political ranting gets a _tad_ out of hand?


	you must be joking, what he's saying is pretty
	mild-mannered.


	how about: bush personally got at&t to sue bsdi
	in order to enhance backlash against drug-happy
	hippy-freak unix culture


	how about: bush personally dumped the aids virus
	culture in the olduvai gorge reservoir


	how about: bush was one of the ambulance personnel
	that took kennedy's body from the hospital to the
	airplane


	how about: bush personally has a controlling
	financial interest in 5 of the 18 major cocaine
	cartels in south america


	he's sure got my vote i can tell you that much


-- 
  ,u,	 Bruce Becker			Toronto, Ontario
a /i/	 Internet: bdb@becker.gts.org	Uucp: ...!web!becker!bdb
 `\o\-e	 "The word 'AT&T' is made up of letters, which are the
 _< /_	 intellectual property of Vanna White" - A. Coopersmith
From: cornpop@glia.biostr.washington.edu (Ender Wiggin)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: Chris
Date: 16 Aug 92 19:15:48 GMT
Organization: University of Washington

Hey, what's your nickname on IRC?  I'm cornopop 
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: msmallin@hamp.hampshire.edu
Subject: 1241
Organization: Hampshire College
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 14:31:32 GMT


Hello, alt.kids folks.
I've been reading alt.kids for a few days, 
and I've been curious as to one thing:
is it ok with you kids if I read your list?
I'm 21, a senior in college, and am merely
interested in talking to people of other
groups oven the net. My name is Meg, and I
am not trying to pretend I am a child.
I find it interesting that some adults may
be 'playing at being kids' on your list.
What do you think of these adults, if they
are pretending? I read alt.kids because I
think kids are often smarter than 'adults',
and because I'm interested in talking with
kids about basically anything. I have one
sister three years younger than me, and 
four sisters-in-law (19,17,12,6), and three
brothers-in-law (15,13,8). I would be happy
to stay and talk _if_you_want_me_to_. If any-
body is not ok with me being here, I will stop
reading alt.kids and will not post here again.
Thanks, Meg Smallin
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: hfrg@cs.mcgill.ca (Peter Choi)
Subject: Re: 1241
Organization: McGill University, Montreal, Canada
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 19:37:33 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.103132.1@hamp.hampshire.edu> msmallin@hamp.hampshire.edu writes:
>
>Hello, alt.kids folks.
>I've been reading alt.kids for a few days, 
>and I've been curious as to one thing:
>is it ok with you kids if I read your list?

	I don't see any problem with you reading this newsgroup. Any
	objections from any of you?

>I'm 21, a senior in college, and am merely
>interested in talking to people of other
>groups oven the net. My name is Meg, and I
>am not trying to pretend I am a child.
>I find it interesting that some adults may
>be 'playing at being kids' on your list.
>What do you think of these adults, if they
>are pretending?

	Meg, I too am in my early twenties and I also read this group
	because there are more mature individuals here (well...let's not
	stretch it too far) than what we've seen in the past posts.

	I am somewhat surprise that there are that many netters who rather
	pretend that they were back in their "wonder years". I know that
	not too many "kids" have access to the internet, especially during
	the summer breaks, but that does not mean that others may inundate
	the newsgroup with humiliating posts (by that I mean those
	portraying 5 - 8 year olds who cannot spell and adopting imaginary
	roles). I am not opposed to those joining the group, but I do
	object the way they portray the kids. I work with children (7 - 14
	year olds) and trust me, they are not as stupid or lacking of
	knowledge as being portrayed.
	

>I read alt.kids because I
>think kids are often smarter than 'adults',
>and because I'm interested in talking with
>kids about basically anything. I have one
>sister three years younger than me, and 
>four sisters-in-law (19,17,12,6), and three
>brothers-in-law (15,13,8). I would be happy
>to stay and talk _if_you_want_me_to_.

	By all means, this is probably one of the few inteligent posts I've
	read this summer. Most others are in my kill file.

>If any-
>body is not ok with me being here, I will stop
>reading alt.kids and will not post here again.
>Thanks, Meg Smallin

	Hey, hope to hear more from the other "kids" on the block!

		Peter

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Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Scott J. Kleper)
Subject: Re: Access
Reply-To: sjk6119@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 21:00:11 GMT

Not everyone's as lucky as you. For instance, here in Rochester, there 
is no free way of getting access. I was able to get two accounts, but
not without a lot a work. Sometime taking a sibling's account is the
only way
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: elesatz@nyx.cs.du.edu (Eric LeSatz)
Subject: Stupid me!
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 92 15:30:46 GMT

Well, here I am trying to download something and Procomm keeps
aborting the transfer. Naturally I assumed that it was a problem with
the other computer..

After about a 1/2 hour I realized that my hard disk was full...we're
talking 0 bytes here. So I spent a good 45 minutes cleaning the thing
out and got rid of 4 megs of stuff I didn't need.

Why am I telling you this, because I'm bored, woke up early, have
nothing better to do and am tired of these "adults pretending to be
kids" messages.

Eric

P.S.- Ken...where have you been??????
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: jawatson@mtu.edu (Janet C. Watson)
Subject: Re: My REAL name
Organization: Michigan Technological University - CTS
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 16:12:20 GMT

Why do you have the nickname "Speaker for the Dead"?
JC
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
From: student2@sunran1.cern.ch (Student2)
Subject: Just a test 
Organization: CERN European Lab for Particle Physics
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 09:42:13 GMT

I'am sorry, but this is just a test.

Nick
From: tony@jim.csc.ncsu.edu (TB)
Newsgroups: alt.kids-talk
Subject: RE: Access
Keywords: My, dad's, a, university, professor
Date: 22 Aug 92 01:41:26 GMT
Organization: The Sultans of Swing
X-Disclaimer: My parents don't care about what I think. The government
	doesn't care what I think. The KGB doesn't give a bat's right
	you-know-what what I think. It offends YOU? There's always
	alt.sensitivity...
X-Fortune: If you see a bird, eat it.


	Well, my male parent (I'm a Freudian type who can't say
`father') is a cosci prof at NC State and has his own machine. Whatever
you say, BBS'ing is inferior to `The Real Thing.'

--
Note: I have broken the copyright regulations in 7 states... you sure ya
wanna mess with me?