HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: charlie@elektro.cmhnet.org (Charlie Smith)
Subject: Ed's Song, was Re: SSC
Keywords: stole my bike
Organization: Why do you suspect that?
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 20:39:41 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.172645.22123@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Budd Hazard) writes:
>dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>
>] In article <93017.060015DED110@psuvm.psu.edu> DED110@psuvm.psu.edu (Danny D.) writes:
>] >
>] >     I have a problem.  I miss my guitar more than I miss the company of
>] >a certain woman whom I'm supposed to miss.  Understand?  But I can't help
>] >myself.  My guitar treats me better....
>] >
>] 
>] Meta-X  replace guitar motorcycle
>] 

	Dedicated to Ed.G

	EdGetaBike

>
>(bo diddly beat)
> 
>tell ya what happen'd jus' the other day
>bastards stole my bike away
>ask me why i'm pissed & i gotta say
>bastards stole my bike away
> 
>(bastards stole my bike away)
>(bastards stole my bike away)
> 
> 
>the whole thing happened jus' the other night
>came home & somethin' jus' wasn't right
>things weren't copacetic in any way
>bastards stole my bike away
> 
>(bastards stole my bike away)
>(bastards stole my bike away)
> 
>a red harley-davidson i did ride
>left it at home - too cold outside
>came back from rehearsal feelin' tired but strong
>to jus' a concrete pad, my bike was gone
> 
>(bastards stole my bike away)
>(bastards stole my bike away)
> 
>called the cops  - i was feelin' sick inside
>sat for 65 minutes 'till they arrived
>filled out the report with a ball point pen
>don't know if i'll ever see my bike again
> 
>(bastards stole my bike away)
>(bastards stole my bike away)
> 
>and hour later i got a call
>'was just the cops & not my bike at all
>they apologized for their little blunder
>but they needed to have my driver's licence number
> 
>(bastards stole my bike away)
>(bastards stole my bike away)
> 
>pulled out my wallet & read it out loud
>had to read it twice - wasn't feelin' too proud
>bout and hour later they called once more
>seems they needed my signature on a form
> 
>(bastards stole my bike away)
>(bastards stole my bike away)
> 
> 
>waited for police by my front door
>signed all their papers - man i was sore
>tossed & turning in my bed all night
>tryin' to reassure my woman & hold her tight
> 
>(bastards stole my bike away)
>(bastards stole my bike away)
> 
>i'm feelin mighty low - some fool done me wrong
>and all i can do is write this stupid song
>but the time is gonna come & somebody's gonna pay
>gonna get the son-of-a-bitch who took my bike away
> 
>(bastards stole my bike away)
>(bastards stole my bike away)
> 
> 
><redux>
> 
>(c) 1993 matthew legare, still pissed off
> 
> 
> 
> 
>
>-- 
>if one falls on you,
>we just carve your name on it
>and leave it there...
>mlegare@wetware.com


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: cj's piercing
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 21:08:02 GMT

A friend of mine wanted to get an "unusual" piercing.  "Why don't you
get your nose pierced?"  I asked.  "Oh, that's too *normal*."  She
replied.


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Bloomington, IN)

and
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10-word advertisement
Date: 21 Jan 93 14:44:57 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.

In article <1993Jan21.122208.8927@lut.ac.uk> R.M.Chandler@lut.ac.uk (Richard Chandler) writes:
>Lloyd,
>
>	what the hell is all this about ariston, just because they make
>	washing machines ...
>
>	o o
>	 -
>	-_-
>
>	Luv and huggs,
>
>                               Richard Chandler.
>
>Final Year Computing Student  @  Loughborough (Lufbra) University Of Technology
>
>Internet : R.M.Chandler@hpb.lut.ac.uk        Janet : R.M.Chandler@uk.ac.lut.hpb
>
>               These are my views, and I haven't got a funny sig.

There's an f key, there's an r key, and there are always newbies.

L.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C.Haushalter)
Subject: Re: Brother Elwood's 2 Wives
Originator: haushalt@shakti
Organization: NEC Research Institute
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 93 16:10:00 GMT

In article <1993Jan28.140523.24357@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>This story is absolutely true, insomuch as anything in the newspapers
>is true. if you dont believe me, go find the Washington post, 1/27/93,
>D1.
>
>So it turns out that theres this preacher down in the small southern
>virginia town of martinsville. his name, if memory serves me, is elwood
>something. and he has just marrieda 16 year old girl while still retaingin
>his older wife, because god told him it was ok.
>
>elwood likes to read the portions of the bible about polygamy during his
>sermons. he notes that while it is ok for a 'prophet' to take many wives
>it is not ok for a woman to take many husbands. elwood says his first wife
>janice (who is about his age) does not object to the situation, but
>she was hospitalized for 'nerves' for a week after first hearing the
>news.
>
>but wait, you say. bigamy is illegal. where, there's the tricky part;
>elwood did not perform a legal marraige on himself and the 16yr old.
>instead, he just proclaimed them 'married in the eyes of god', and
>proceeded to do the nasty with her, guilt free. (o yeah, i forgot,
>he's "in love" with her too)
>
>so the prosecutors of this small, god fearing town are in a bind. its
>not illegal to fuck a 16 yr old. its not illegal to perform a non-
>binding marraige on yourself when youre already married either. so
>they are going to prosecute him (maybe) under a 1877 law which 
>forbids having sex with a 15-17yr old virgin under the false
>promise of marraige. as you may guess, this law has not been used
>much lately.
>
The preacher wasn't a Reverend Dobson by any chance was it?

-- 
The opinions are mine..not my company's.
Actually, everything is more complicated		

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mgooley@advtech.uswest.com (Mark Gooley)
Subject: Re: Japanese Replication Kits - Results?
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 21:44:58 GMT

In article <1jlohaINNdps@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> aq817@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Steve Crocker) writes:
>
>I don't read this group often, so perhaps I have missed news on 
>this. As I recall, late last year a Japanese lab was providing
>inexpensive kits which supposedly contained all the necessities to
>replicate

Yes?  Yes?
>           a working cnf experiment.

Damn.  That takes all the fun out of it.  I thought that I might replicate
a Japanese woman or someone like that.

Oh, well, at least the folks at X Laboratories will be glad that they've
got no Japanese competition yet.

Mark.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Query
Date: 24 Jan 93 07:07:03 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: nasdaq.intel.com

In article <1993Jan22.201233.17769@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley ) writes:
>Do jelly babies come from Sugar Daddies?

And how does the Black Cow fit in?

				--Blair
				  "That family's tree's
				   worse that Oedipus'"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jude@shrimp.ph.ic (Jude Insley)
Subject: RE:symbolism
Organization: Imperial College of Science, Technology and Medicine
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 11:39:42 GMT


Me thinks you are mistaken about the meaning of the phrase 'making a toilet' as I
believe it is used in the same sense as 'having a wash' e.g go and wash your
hands before dinner ,etc..!!!!

It's a purely "old" English phrase which you won't have come across in more
recent literature.

Hasta la vista, babe.

Jude Insley 

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'Jude the Obscure' - Thomas Hardy


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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richardm@runx.oz.au (Richard Murnane)
Subject: 10 word movie tag lines
Organization: RUNX Un*x Timeshare.  Sydney, Australia.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 22:12:34 GMT


I like movie tag lines. How about it?

One of my own to start the ball rolling:


Never tell her you love her. She might believe you.

-Richard

[substite He/him to taste...]
-- 
Richard P. Murnane                     "Making it up? Making it up? Why should
Internet: richardm@runx.oz.au          I want to make anything up? Life's bad
UUCP:     uunet!runx.oz.au!richardm    enough without inventing more of it."
Packet:   VK2SKY @ VK2RWI.NSW.AUS.OC   - Marvin the Paranoid Android
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Subject: Rictus Hep Joins A.A.
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 20:50:15 GMT

My name is Hictus Rep, er, Hectus Rip, Riptus Hec, er Hic*

---
Erik Radmall -- Erik_Radmall.wbst845e@xerox.com

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:46130 talk.politics.misc:69358 alt.activism:21230 rec.puzzles:8517 bit.listserv.politics:21917 rec.org.mensa:9523
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.politics.misc,alt.activism,rec.puzzles,bit.listserv.politics,rec.org.mensa
Subject: William Jefferson Clinton -- anagram
Date: 23 Jan 1993 04:01:52 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu



 William Jefferson Clinton -- anagram
***************************************
  Er, I'll sniff me a joint, Clown!
***************************************


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: *** The Butt Report ***
Reply-To: rigler@dao.nrc.ca
Organization: DAO/CADC .
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 23:30:11 GMT

Mark-Jason Dominus writes:
>    Guy, I have been trying to fully comprehend _The Cat in the Hat_ for
>my entire life.  If you think that _The Cat in the Hat_ is a simple book
>and is easy to understand, I suggest that the problem is with you, and
>not with the book or with Mr. Rigler.

Er...sorry to nitpick, but that's Dr. Rigler (or virtually anything else). 
I never much liked "Mister" even when I was a Mister.  Although in my youth
I did rather enjoy being called "Master."  Young Master Mike -- quite a nice  
ring to it, eh?  However, since *you* gave me encouragement last year when I
had nearly been *plonked* to death, you and you alone may call me Mister.

Now, back to the business at hand:  my butt.

I played ultimate last night for the first time in months, and surprisingly,
my butt is not sore at all even though I landed on it several times and got
it muddy.  My left knee, on the other hand, does not seem capable of bending
today, but this is of no consequence since my spandex-covered butt was able
to attract the attentions of two ultimate babes with whom I will be travelling
to the Hawaiian tournament next month.  (You should consider going with us,
Ben.  I think you'd like the small one -- she has a devastating hammer.)

---
Rigler  "It is crazy as well since ever god damned newbie 
         feels that they can make a ten word story." 
                                  -- Pat "Head on a Pike" Finnerty 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: cancel <1993Jan19.073454.15367@wetware.com>
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 16:21:42 GMT

In Control mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:

	Article 62889 (61 more) in control:
	From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
	Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.current,misc.jobs.offered,
	+           rec.music.country.western,talk.bizarre,rec.humor
	Subject: cancel <1993Jan19.073454.15367@wetware.com>
	Date: 19 Jan 93 19:04:47 GMT
	Control: cancel <1993Jan19.073454.15367@wetware.com>
	Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
	Lines: 1

	This message was cancelled from within rn.




Hey, lets be careful out there, huh?


TTFN,
M
From: crisper@cats.ucsc.edu (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10 word story.
Date: 25 Jan 93 02:02:51 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: as215-ws-15.ucsc.edu



They freed him. He fled. They shot him for fun.

	--The Elder Dan
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 3.14159 - anagrams
Date: 22 Jan 1993 05:56:09 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) says:

>All right, Polewka, time for the "Anagrams of Pi" list.
>But don't post until it's complete.

 I'm a Cray 2 Sht00percomputer.  Buzzh off.


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confessional
Date: 21 Jan 93 18:38:31 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


for the longest time, i thought that a brothel was a church.

-jane

spank me father, for i have sinned.
--
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Hugh Neek)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Thixotropic Mind
Date: 28 Jan 93 19:00:02 GMT
Organization: Perfect People Products, The Zero Defect Crap Corporation
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) -- The Thixotropic Mind

Another case of confusion between mind and brain.
___
Apathy stirred up; slowly, for maximum viscosity.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Correspondence
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 00:34:58 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

Dear Talk.bizarre,

How are you?  I am fine, except for a nasty chest cold that won't go
away.  No matter how hard I try to take care of myself, it seems like
every winter I get good and sick at least once.

I read the articles you posted.  Well, actually, I didn't read all of
them.  Please don't take this wrong, but you seem a little bored
lately.  Is everything okay?

Did you get the last article I sent?  The one titled "Best Enemies?"
If not, it should be arriving soon.  I hope you like it, but I won't
be surprised or disappointed if you don't.  I never could dream up
exciting, interesting stories out of the clear blue.  All I can do is
tell you about stuff that happened to me.  I always have a hard time
writing about personal stuff without getting sentimental.  Oh, well.
No matter how maudlin my stories are, they're still better than my
attempts at being clever.

Anyway, I guess that's about all I have to say for now.  Take care,
and I'll see you around.

Your friend,

Jon

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: dear paul...(was Re: girl pursued by lesbians needs your help)
Date: 25 Jan 93 19:28:57 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1993Jan24.213312.17577@gagme.chi.il.us>, pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Va
der) writes:
>JANE HORVATH writes:
>>can anyone tell me how to make lesbians stop hitting on me? i am a
>>heterosexual by choice and i don't plan to change that, yet several
>>masculine women have been just a little bit too friendly to me. help.
>
>Oh man did you blow it. Here I was, about to proclaim you as the best
>"instant oldbie" since the canetoads, and you post this. One Carasso is
>enough (in fact, it's one too many). Collect your last check at the door,
>and don't let it hit you on the ass and dislodge the suppository on
>the way out. PV
>--
>Paul Vader            systems analyst, hell's cavenewt, rollerblader,
>pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, smartass liberal democrat
>

calm down, paul. i didn't mean to offend you or any other gays (or do you
prefer 'homosexuals'? ) with my post.

-jane

if you ask real nice, maybe i'll give you a suppository, though i'm sure
it will seem small in comparison with what you're used to.

--
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What I Hear
Date: 28 Jan 93 15:34:40 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

In article <C1FKnp.8Cs@siemens.com> aad@siemens.com (Anthony A. Datri) writes:
|>french:		annh annh rrrr rrrrr annnh
|This is actually the entirety of the language.

Pronunciation of Parisian French is simple, if you pretend that you
are drunk out of your skull on Beaujolais Nouveau.

monsieur HAINEUX
frequently says to his boss, "kess-kee-s'pass", which translates to,
in surfer, "duuuuuuuuude, what's the haps?"
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: reward
Date: 22 Jan 1993 20:16:25 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: no rep

In article <1993Jan22.175425.28542@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells) writes:
*500,000 quatloos to anyone who can figure out what my middle 
*intial "V." stands for.

Viridian.


Mark "Twinkle" Lippert
From: dlester@cs.man.ac.uk (David Lester)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: girl no longer pursued by lesbians
Date: 25 Jan 93 17:55:22 GMT
Organization: Dept Computer Science, University of Manchester, U.K.

Amongst some excellent suggestions, Mr Royston has omitted the classical
solution: obtain an alliance with the men of Athens.

    "[The Athenians] summoned forces from their allies, and these forces
     arrived all the sooner because they saw so little evidence of
     vigorous action on the part of the Lesbians." [1]

---
David Lester, Manchester University, UK.

[1] Thucydides, History of the Peloponnesian War, tr R Warner, Penguin, 1954.
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CD vs. LP again (was Re: Preamp and Amp)
Date: 27 Jan 1993 14:34:24 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <9301262023.28@rmkhome.UUCP> rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <ben.728006966@ipoint> thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:
>>
>>I'm just pissed that Philips is actually DARING to advertise that
>>DCC's have the same quality sound as CD.  I do NOT see how they can
>>get away with that.
>
>Well, CD's are made from a digital master tape.  

Yes, but they are a faithful copy of the digital master tape.  The bits that
are set on the PCM 630 master are the exact bits that are set on the disc.
This is not the case with DCC... DCC and MD both use a lossy compression
scheme so that 75% of the bits are discarded, and an approximation of the
original bitstream is constructed from the compressed bitstream on the tape.

A lot of psychoacoustic research went into determining what could be thrown
out and what couldn't.  From the sound of it, a lot more research went into
DCC than MD.  If you are curious about the mathematics, check out the article
in the Phillips Technical Journal.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: NC-17 Art Flicks To Avoid
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 13:11:14 GMT

Madame Ovary.

-T

Wait till it comes out on the (Fallopian) tube

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@mothra.syr.EDU (Handel Low)
Subject: Re: 10-word controversial poem
Organization: People's Equality Army
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 13:18:58 EST

In article <1993Jan24.191540.11496@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>
> So,
> What is so
> Good about the
> Grateful
> Dead,
> Anyway?
>
>Jason


One of my friends is waiting for Jerry Garcia to
die so he can don a T-shirt that says,

"Jerry's Dead and I'm Grateful."


handel "monetarily damaged" low


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (lucifuge)
Subject: Re: How I know I've entered an alternate universe.
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 16:32:12 GMT

In <1993Jan24.213322.17598@gagme.chi.il.us> pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:

Cause you're wearing kinky black threads and breathing heavy. 

Change the name? Nah, too obvious.

--
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
  The Lord is my Shepherd............................but I'm not a Sheep
-----------------------------ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie-------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: the myth of PMS
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 09:40:45 GMT

In article <schnitzi.727803645@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation) writes:
>
>>In article <1993Jan20.212839.11130@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>>*	The Tight Velveteen Vagina; Or, How Sex Toys Become Real
>>*
>>*in which a lonely man buys a sex doll with a Tight Velveteen Vagina (tm)
>
>Odd how coincidences work.  I don't think I've ever heard the word
>'Velveteen' before this, yet I just bought a Pixies album which contains
>the line:
>
>   she can really move
>   oh velveteen!
>
>--mark

It's also the title of an album and song by Transvision Vamp, who were
fronted by the delectable and scantily-clothed Wendy James.

Hey, pop-pickers, remember that from when we were young and the world was
a new exciting place?

L.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aisa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (procrastination)
Subject: real life experiences
Keywords: excitable imaginations want to know
Organization: Oppenheimer's Noodle Soup  
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:12:19 GMT



I just overheard a guy say this in the Student Union
in a very loud voice:

"You might want to get that out of your bra, Jill." 


maybe I should have asked her is she needed help....

c.f.
-the imagination never rests
From: pete@sst.icl.co.uk (Pete Bevin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Ten Word Story
Date: 21 Jan 93 13:56:21 GMT
Reply-To: pete@sst.icl.co.uk (Pete Bevin)
Originator: pete@jura

hey!  what's that rapidly expanding rhinoceros shaped thing above us?
From: rjc@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Richard Caley)
Newsgroups: eduni.general,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NEW PUBLIC ACCESS TERMINAL ROOM AT KB
Date: 28 Jan 93 11:25:22 GMT
Followup-To: eduni.general,talk.bizarre
Organization: Human Communication Research Center
In-reply-to: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk's message of 26 Jan 93 10:42:45 GMT

In article <8250@skye.ed.ac.uk>, Ken Johnson (kj) writes:

kj> Sega Mega-Gargantu-drives, of course. 

No good, too many buttons, all thos eMacintosh users would get
confused.

--
rjc@cogsci.ed.ac.uk		Desperatly seeking emacs for the megadrive.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony A. Datri)
Subject: Re: What I Hear
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 22:19:01 GMT

>french:		annh annh rrrr rrrrr annnh

This is actually the entirety of the language.
-- 

======================================================================8--<
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ForeverQuest
Summary: people on their way to work
Date: 24 Jan 93 23:37:12 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.
In-reply-to: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu's message of 24 Jan 93 18:55:10 GMT


operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby) writes:

>   'Burning Down the House' by the Talking Heads came on over
>   the car radio.
>
>   My next mission has begun, I thought to myself.


What, you're going to put tedious lyrics to a ripped-off African rhythm?