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From: davem@uvmark.uucp (Dave Meeks)
Subject: Re: Hmmm...
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 18:28:13 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: VMARK Software, Inc.

In article <1993Jan20.235812.4229@cbnewsk.cb.att.com> lor@cbnewsk.cb.att.com (edward.lor) writes:
>
>>Not really.  We have many things we can look at when comparing the two teams.
>>Strength of schedule, record, head-to-head results, respective off./def. 
>>strengths, etc..  Some are based on opinion, others on fact.  One of them
>>is the undeniable FACT that Buffalo beat SF in SF.  
>Another undeniable FACT is that SF are three games better than Buffalo.

Hmmm...  SF ended the season at 15-3.  Buffalo is currently at 14-5.  
Nope, don't see your three games better.  Also, Buffalo is in the SuperBowl
while SF is at home.  Again, nope, don't see it...

>>So, we all know that the ultimate regular season goal is
>>to make it to the playoffs.  The ultimate playoff goal is to make it to the
>>SuperBowl and the ultimate SuperBowl goal is to win it.  
>That's how you screw up logic in order to argue.
>
>The ultimate playoff goal is to WIN the SuperBowl, making it to the finals
>is also a means, just like making it to the semi-finals.
>
>Well, maybe to the AFC teams, making it to the SB is the ultimate playoff
>goal. It's apparently so for the Bills and the Broncos.

Can't win the SuperBowl if you don't make it...
>
>>Next goal, make it to the SuperBowl..  Well, Buffalo made it, but alas, 
>>SF did not.  
>Maybe that's Buffalo's playoff goal. For the NFC teams, that's not the case.

Well, at least for one NFC team, it was obviously not their goal:-)
Can't win the SuperBowl unless you are in the SuperBowl.  Perhaps that was
what did the 49ers in, they were looking to far ahead and, like  you, thought
that since they had the best regular season record, they were the automatic
champs...  Oh Well, NOT!!!
>
>This only tells us that they are worse than Dallas. That's not yet
>evidence that they are worse than Buffalo.

But why???  One game is still one game...  If SF had beat Buffalo, they might
not have even been in the playoffs.  If Dallas winning proves that they
are better, than, by the same logic, Buffalo winning proves they were better
as well.

But ultimately, we do know that SF was just not good enough to even get the 
chance...
-- 
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VMark Software, Inc.      ||  Jostling for attention as the sunlight flares
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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 19:46:35 EST
From: <RHK106@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Re: Do you know who had most All Maddens?
 <C1I8vA.Ats@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>

Sorry for the mix-up.  Fat John <> John Madden.

I kinda like John Madden.  Fat John is an entirely different entity.
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From: centry@athena.mit.edu (Jae H Nam)
Subject: Re: REGGIE WHITE close to signing with Washington
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 17:43:44 GMT


>In an recent interview reggie white said that he is 
>talking with washington very seriously. Also he
>mentioned that since washington is so close to
>philadelphia that he and his family will not have
>to go through major changes.....

If he signs with Washington, then we better try to get
Neil Smith from Kansas City, if we can.  He's younger than
Reggie so that's an advantage, but he's not as good as
Reggie IMHO.

(Can K.C. make Neil Smith their franchise player, and are
they going to?)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: JGH computer predictions: a curious algorithm
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 27 JAN 93 12:35:02    

In article <1993Jan25.224149.21584@midway.uchicago.edu>, bitn@kimbark.uchicago.edu (nathan elery bitner) writes...

>Oh, c'mon John, I know your program has had the Packers at #1 since 1989.

Actually, this year I've entered the historical data.  Turns out the 
Packers have been #1 since 1919.  

>And, hey, how come the Bears are 28th?  :)  What kind of program is this?
>You obviously need a separate category for Ditka.

Code segment:

	if (strcmp(team.head_coach, "Ditka") == 0)
	{
		team.rank = 28;
		team.rating = 0.0; 
	}

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From: patpower@crchh458.bnr.ca (Patrick Power)
Subject: Re: NFC EAST TEAMS UP TO BEAT BUFFALO
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 22:14:01 GMT
Reply-To: patpower@crchh458.bnr.ca (Patrick Power)
Organization: BNR, Inc.

In article <1993Jan22.084338.28094@ncrcae.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM>, stavish@purch.Columbia.NCR.COM () writes:
|> In article <1jn2bnINN25q@gazette.bcm.tmc.edu> skywalke@dino.qci.bioch.bcm.tmc.edu (Skywalker) writes:
|> >Most wars are won with early intelligence......
|> >
|> >
|> >Coach Johnson has already talked with Redskins coach Joe Gibbs and 
|> >ex coach of the Giants Bill Parcels who won four of the last six SB's
|> >to prepare the gameplan to defeat the Bills....
|> >
|> What?? Does Dallas need the whole NFC East to beat the lill ole Bills!!!
|> What happened to the coaching that gave them the #1 D.  Now they need 
|> help from their division to try and stop the Bills O, not exactly
|> a huge vote of confidence from the Big Bad NFC.  I don't see Marv Levy
|> crawling to Don Shula or Jack Pardee for help! (or even George Seifert for
|> that matter)  Maybe their defensive coordinator should have waited until
|> after the Bowl to find another job???  :) GO BILLS, BEAT THEM COWBOYS/SKINS/
|> GIANTS. 

    JJ contacted the aforementioned for hints on how to handle the SB 
hype, not game strategy.  For instance, I think it was Gibbs who suggested
that JJ move the Boys to an undisclosed (to the press that is) hotel on
the Fri. before the game.  JJ has already made these preparations and it
show help them stay focused.

     NFC EAST Three-peat!!!!!

|> 
|> >GO COWBOYS !!!!
|> >tim
|> >
|> >"You can either proffit from this or be destroyed, it's your choice"
|> >                                             -Luke Skywalker
|> >      
|> 
|> 

-- 
I am just a COWBOY, lonesome on the trail              |  Pat Power
Lord, I'm just thinking about a certain female...      |  My opinions only
Roll me over and turn me around, let me keep spinning  |  
     til I hit the ground.                             |  Da Boyz are back!!
Roll me over and let me go, running free with          |
     the BUFFALO.   - Thin Lizzy, "The Cowboy Song"    |
From: satish@a.chem.upenn.edu (Satish Nair)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: More Patriots News
Date: 26 Jan 93 13:47:07 GMT
Distribution: rec.sport.football.pro
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

Hi,

Bill Parcells has named ex-Giants head coach Ray Perkins as the offensive
coordinator for the Patriots. Ex-Giants defensive coordinator Al Groh will
also take the role of D coordinator with the Pats.

Meanwhile, my friend in the Mass area tells me that since the announcement  
of Parcells as head coach, season ticket sales have experienced an 800%
(that's EIGHT HUNDRED PERCENT) rise!!! Wow!

satish nair
giants
From: sajja@gradient.cis.upenn.edu (Rajeev  Sajja)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Re: Reggie White ?
Date: 22 Jan 93 20:03:20 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <1993Jan22.183219.26973@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> SHANKAR@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Subramanian Shankar) writes:
>I read in one of the sports magazine that Dallas can sign up Reggie White.

Yes.

>I think according to this publication  Roonie's rule states that
>top 4 teams can sign a free agent, if they let one of their free agents leave
>and also pay the new free agent less than what they were paying the player
>they let go.
>Dallas I believe would let Steve Beur--(Their backup QB) go and sign Reggie
>White.

Do you think any team out there will pay steve beurlien(?) 3+ mil. NOT!!!

>	I think that is what it said. Jai


Rajeev
GO EAGLES in 1993
Randall for cortez and #1 draft pick!!
From: kist@acsu.buffalo.edu (james e kist)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Re: Why Buffalo will win (Re: "How bout them Cowboys")
Date: 22 Jan 93 00:33:08 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: UB

In article <1993Jan21.182650.24915@cbnewsk.cb.att.com> lor@cbnewsk.cb.att.com (edward.lor) writes:

>You know, Floyd, the Bills fans are desperate for sure. You have to give them
>the leeway that all the above factors are really significant, or they will 
>think of something more crazy:
>
>1) the Bills' uniform color is darker, thus the team is tougher
>2) the Bills play in tougher weather
>3) the Bills are alphabetically ahead of the Cowboys
>4) the Bills represent a conference that's alphabetically ahead
>5) the Bills didn't endure a 1-15 season

The Bills have endured many 2-14 seasons.

>6) the Bills have more Michael Jordans
>7) the Bills win playoff games on the road; in this SB, the NFC is 
>   the home team

The Bills win playoff games on the road and at home.

>......
>
>-- 
>                                          Edward Lor
>                                          lor@cbnewsk.att.com
>                                          

--Jim
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From: sivaram@plains.NoDak.edu (S. Hariharan )
Subject: Gaints close to signing Reeves.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 13:30:03 GMT
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computing Network

The Gaints are close to signing Dan Reeves.
Source: Local ABC Sports News.

PS: Satish, do not cry :-) :-)

S.h

Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
From: desilets@sj.ate.slb.com (Mark Desilets)
Subject: Re: URGENT--Someone's Life May Depend on This!
Reply-To: desilets@sj.ate.slb.com (Mark Desilets)
Organization: Schlumberger ATE, San Jose
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 22:27:27 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.215527.17423@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> fvaughn@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Frederick Vaughn) writes:
>(Warning, folks, there is some slightly activist content here... If you
>want no part of it, don't read any further. However, I think you
>should.)
>
>For concerned football fans (anyone w/mothers, sisters, daughters, other
>significant females, etc. in their lives). 
>
>A group called Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting (FAIR) is running a
>campaign to convince NBC to carry two (NO MORE, NO LESS) public-service
>announcements discussing domestic violence during the Super Bowl
>broadcast on January 31. They are running this campaign because reportedly
[blah blah blah...]


Honk!  Tweet!

Bubba: Okay bitch you're gonna git it now.  The f**king Bills are
       down by 23 at halftime.  It's all your fault you @#&*$ *( &
       #()$*@#  #)(@$* _)@#$(  [lifts sharp section of Genosee Beer
       can torn in twain]

Twila: Eeeeeek!

T.V. Announcer: Did you know that more women are killed by domestic
		violence than by toxic shock and acute PMS combined?
		[blah blah blah]

Bubba:  Gee, I never thought of it that way.  Damn, I'm just a self-centered`
	uncaring lout!  I'm sorry honey, I am going to check myself into
	a hosiptial and git me some therapy.

Twila:  Thanks, hon!  I knew you'ld come to your senses.  And thank *you*
	FAIR!  That commercial probably saved my life!




yup.... running a commercial during the superbowl is the answer.  What was
the address again?
From: kwill@lunatix.uucp (Kelvin Williams)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: ** Some information (please read)
Keywords: Troy Aikman
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:26:11 GMT
Organization: Lexington Public Access Unix. -KY- (606) 255-9121


	If anyone has any address for Troy Aikman of the Dallas Cowboys 
(i.e. Fan Clubs (if any), mailing address.)  Please send them to:
	kwill@lunatix.uucp 
	or reply through email.  It is very important.  If you help me, I 
will return the favor, I promise. 


			kelvin
			kwill@lunatix.uucp
	
	p.s. please respond to my email address.. (i'll get it quicker..)




-- 
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From: hjjcl@usho77.hou281.chevron.com (J.J.Clyde)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Re: Wanted/Predictions
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:12:21 GMT
Organization: .

Michael D. Goettsche writes:
>Just out of curiousity, I'm wondering what all of you think the score
>regarding Super Bowl XXVII will be.  I'm putting together a little poll
>to see what the general consensus is.  Please no opinions -- just a
>score.  Thanks.

Dallas  38
Buffalo 23

--J.J.
(geaux nfc)

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hjjcl@chevron.com        	|  Sheriff, but your heart is shaped like
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From: gwp@dithots.Gwinnett.COM (George W. Pogue (Bill ))
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Trivia Answer #6
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 14:17:12 EST
Reply-To: gwp@dithots.Gwinnett.COM
Organization: Deep In The Heart Of The South!


  Question: How many footballs does the home team supply for an NFL game?     
                    
  Answer: 24

  bill

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From: djs1539@cc.utah.edu (SEGAL, DAVID JAY)
Subject: Re: Gaints close to signing Reeves.
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 23 Jan 1993 21:41 MST  

In article <C19C63.Fn4@ns1.nodak.edu>, sivaram@plains.NoDak.edu (S. Hariharan ) writes...
{The Gaints are close to signing Dan Reeves.
{Source: Local ABC Sports News.
{ 
{PS: Satish, do not cry :-) :-)
{ 
{S.h
{ 

Hey, the Giants need all the help they can get.
IMHO, I think it's a step down for Reeves.

- Dave Segal

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From: gidi@Hilbert.Stanford.EDU (Gidi Avrahami)
Subject: Re: Perfect Dolphins Trivia
Organization: Brotherhood Of Breath
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 00:42:33 GMT

johndoe@inmet.com (Bus error - core dumped) writes:
>   A) Who was the first team to beat Miami after 1972?
>   B) Who was the first to win *in* Miami after 1972?
>   C) And who was the first to beat the Fins in the playoffs after 72?
>
>
>A) the raiders
>B) the raiders
>C) the raiders

Excellent choices!

A) Week 2 in 1973, 7-12 at Oakland.
B) Week 1 in 1975(!), 21-31 vs Oakland.
C) Like Bus said -- first round in the 1974 playoffs, 26-28 at Oakland,
   Kenny Stabler throws a last second TD while "in the grasp..."



--Gidi







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From: RLAG10@email.sps.mot.com (Gary Gavlick)
Subject: Re: Dallas/Buffalo
Followup-To: rec.sport.football.pro
Organization: Motorola SPS, Analog Automotive
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:01:02 GMT

In article <wfLUwRK00aw3AAN0hs@andrew.cmu.edu>, "Michael D. Goettsche"
<mg5c+@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
> 
> What's going on with most of these posters?  I've noticed a trend toward
> the same BS being said about the upcoming Super Bowl as was said about
> the NFC Championship. So, first and foremost, Dallas is not going to
> crumble and fold underneath the Super Bowl hype.  They said that Dallas
> would crumble against Philly, and then they said Dallas would fold
> against SF.  It seems to me that Dallas turned in two of the best games
> a team has played this year -- against two tough opponents they were
> clearly superior.  The SF game was close, but just given the fact that
> they were able to drive at will against the Niners, and then limit the
> Niners to yards, not points, is significant.  Once more, the Cowboys are
> too talented to allow the hype to affect them.  I have yet to see Emmitt
> Smith have a poor game in the last 2-3 years, and I sincerely doubt that
> Aikman, one of the coolest quarterbacks around under pressure, will play
> so poorly that Dallas' other weapons cannot save them.
> 
  (Excellent analysis of Dallas vs. Bills personnel deleted)
> 
> Dallas' task is much simpler in this game -- they merely need to get one
> facet of their offense in gear to win.  Their defense will limit the
> Bills to about 350 yards total offense, with about 14-17 points.  
> I believe the final score will be Cowboys 27, Bills 17.
> 

  I thing the Bills do have an edge in the murky area of psyche.  The media
declared the Superbowl was SF vs. Dallas and Dallas won (lets go to
Disneyland!). There is also the media opinion that the AFC is no match for
the NFC.  (In one Phoenix paper, a scribe argued that the superiority of
the NFC is such that the Cardinals would be a play-off team if they were in
the AFC.
  Everyone in Dallas would have been happy with the season even if the
'Boys had lost to SF.  If Dallas does lose the SB, everyone is confident
that they will be back next year since they are a young team.  In addition,
Wannestadt leaving is another distraction to the team. 
  Meanwhile Buffalo is being reminded how they are two-time losers about to
make it three.  Losing a third consecutive SB could classify Buffalo as
'chokers' -- only a slightly better version than the Houston Oilers.
		Thus Buffalo needs this win more than Dallas does and that might be
enough to tip the balance.    

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Motorola, Semiconductor - Tempe, Arizona
"The opinions and views expressed here are solely my own and do not
necessarily represent those of Motorola."
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
From: grout@sp90.csrd.uiuc.edu (John R. Grout)
Subject: Re: Jerseys - Dark/White? Hoiw?
Reply-To: j-grout@uiuc.edu
Organization: UIUC Center for Supercomputing Research and Development
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 18:52:59 GMT

derich@netcom.com (Scott A. Steinbrink) writes:

>I know in basketball and baseball - home games, they wear
>light/white jerseys and road games they wear dark jerseys.

>But in football this is not the case. I've seen Redskins always
>selexcting white jerseys and other teams dark.

>SHouldn't it be balanced? How do they choose dark/light jerseys?

Simple... unlike many sports (where the league decides for all teams),
the home team gets to choose _either_ light or dark jerseys... and the
other team has to wear the opposite.

Most teams wear dark at home, so most games have the home team in dark
and the visiting team in light.  A few teams (e.g., Dallas,
Washington) wear light at home, so they almost always wear light
(except when they are visiting a similar team which makes them wear
dark).

If both teams follow their usual preferences for the Super Bowl, the
Bills will be wearing dark blue jerseys and the Cowboys will be
wearing white jerseys.

--
John R. Grout			| INTERNET: j-grout@uiuc.edu
From: gwp@dithots.Gwinnett.COM (George W. Pogue (Bill ))
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Trivia Answer #10
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 14:23:15 EST
Reply-To: gwp@dithots.Gwinnett.COM
Organization: Deep In The Heart Of The South!


  Question: In what SuperBowl games was the infamous "bowl warning" issued?      
            FYI: Harvey Schultz, then commissioner of the Department of
            Environment Protection suggested that SuperBowl viewers should 
            can, or at least curb, their trips to the john so that the
            city's water system wouldn't be under too much pressure. This
            was of course a media prank.
                    
  Answer: SuperBowl XXI (Giants vs Broncos) in New York City

  bill

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From: davem@uvmark.uucp (Dave Meeks)
Subject: Re: Hmmm... (Changing the rules)
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 04:12:12 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: VMARK Software, Inc.

In article <1993Jan26.205325.23538@cbnewsk.cb.att.com> lor@cbnewsk.cb.att.com (edward.lor) writes:
>In article <9111@news.duke.edu> whg@acpub.duke.edu (WILLIAM GAY) writes:
>>Ed Lor,
>>
>>Shut the fuck up.
>Somebody will, but that's not me, since Meeks put some some bogus 
>accusation on this issue and wasn't able to get out of the 
>contradiction.
>

What now Ed??  Bring out the EdLorian standard responses..
1) "Why just yell at me, takes two to tango..."
- yes, but it seems like you are always involved..
2) "I won't shut up, they all lied, it's a conspiracy, I won't rest until I
	have bored them all to tears..."
- well, this shouldn't take long..

or, the classic...

3) "Oh, who cares what they all think, they must be Celtics fans..."
- the classic EdLorian response...

Anyway, "bogus accusations"???  I have already shown the PROOF of your
claims and contradictions, and you STILL try to deny it...  Well, based
on what I have seen, the general opinion is
1) Ed, you're wrong now shut up...
2) Ed, we don't care but shut up anyway...

Hmm... common thread developing in yet another newsgroup...
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Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
From: kettler@pierre.mit.edu (KETTLER, THOMAS R.)
Subject: Re: Jersey Colors in the NFL
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: MIT Lab for Nuclear Science
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 06:01:00 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.010521.29747@europa.asd.contel.com>, 
ashley@oasis.gtefsd.com                     writes...
> 
> 
>HOME DARK (full season): NY Giants, Chicago, Detroit, Minnesota, Green Bay,
>                         San Francisco, Atlanta, LA Rams, New Orleans,
>                         Buffalo, Indianapolis, NY Jets, New England,
>                         Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Houston, LA Raiders, Seattle,
>                         Kansas City, Denver
> 
> 
>HOME WHITE (half season): Philadelphia, Phoenix, Cincinnati, San Diego
> 
Cincinnati should be included in the top list since the Bengals play in their 
black jerseys almost always. This year for the first time in a long while they 
did play once in the white jerseys but that was because the game was on an 
80-90 degree day which made the Astroturf at Riverfront feel like 120.

					Sincerely yours,

					Thomas R. Kettler "Bengals Fanatic"
From: martens@cis.ohio-state.edu (Jeff Martens)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Re: JGH computer predictions: a curious algorithm
Date: 27 Jan 1993 14:41:48 -0500
Organization: Ohio State U. Dept. of Computer Science
NNTP-Posting-Host: laurel.cis.ohio-state.edu

In article <1993Jan27.184021.27420@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:

	[ ... ]

>Code segment:
>
>	if (strcmp(team.head_coach, "Ditka") == 0)
>	{
>		team.rank = 28;
>		team.rating = 0.0; 
>	}

John, you'll have to replace "Ditka" with "Wannstedt" to keep your
program up-to-date for '93.
-- 
      "C'mon, what's the big hold up?!  Let's go, up there!
		  Bring on the snow!"  -- Calvin

-- Jeff (martens@cis.ohio-state.edu)
From: edquist@eng.umd.edu (Karl T. Edquist)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.pro
Subject: Emmitt Smith = Homer Simpson
Date: 28 Jan 1993 15:48:56 GMT
Organization: College of Engineering, Maryversity von Uniland, College Park
Distribution: world
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Originator: edquist@valkyrie.eng.umd.edu



It struck me the other day as I was watching an interview with Emmitt Smith that
he's the spittin' image of Homer Simpson.  You know, the beady eyes and long forehead.
Just thought I'd interject that.  


Karl