From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:14:43 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov8.152427.3783@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov4.220036.745@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Nov2.142147.3655@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>> In article <1992Oct31.142822.725@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>> By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>>> president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>>>> a sex object for president?  
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Gina may have promised a blow to the head and a knee to the groin...but I won't
>>>> stop there!!!!
>>>> 
>>>> Not only will I give a knee to the groin as well as a blow to the head, but I
>>>> will also:
>>>> 
>>>> *break all the bones in your hand, one at a time;
>>>> *staple your nostrils together; and...
>>>> *invite you to come upstairs.
>>>> 
>>>>           _____________________________________________________
>>>>           | I am not prejudiced against rodents or any other  |
>>>>           |individuals.  I am equally sleazy towards everyone.|
>>>>           |___________________________________________________|
>>>> 
>>>> As for serious damage, maybe it's just because you can't handle me...
>>>> After all, not every life-form in the universe is able to withstand my amazing
>>>> sexual energy...
>>> Sexual energy? I've got all the energy you'll ever need RIGHT HERE.
>>> I'll treat you like you deserve to be treated, like you always wanted
>>> to be treated, like you'd love A beautiful curvaceous blonde to treat
>>> you. Every day. All Day (and all night). I'll make you feel so good
>>> you'll never want to leave me or replace me with anyone else. 
>>> 	AND IT'S NOT BRAINWASHING!!!!!! ( I hate laundry )
>>> I won't even discriminate among life-forms. If you can't handle all of
>>> me at once, then I promise to stop when you've had all you personally
>>> can handle.
>>> 	WHAT BETTER OFFER IS THERE THAN ALL YOU EVER ASKED FOR?
>> 
>> 
>> Oh, please.  Unskilled workers are so sad.  I've got so much sexual energy that
>> most of Oswego County keeps warm off me in the winter. (And I don't mean just
>> electricity.)  Do I sense competition in the air? Well, I can out-sex and
>> out-kink anyone any day!  As for having stuff to do with Monty Python, well...
>> Just look for my guest shots on "Blackmail."
> 
> Skill is my aka. Oswego County may keep warm off of you, but do you
> really think eskimos stay warm in those little igloos all winter by
> themselves? NOT. And rubbing noses as an eskimo kiss? Get real; they
> rub their noses anywhere they can on anybody at any time. Blackmail
> isn't necessary; I do what I do w/o having to blackmail anyone to get
> them to do it with me. In fact, Ratboy even begged me to come back and
> do it some more!!!! Without frivolous accessories to take away from
> the sheer power of my performance(s).


Honey, I don't just **** in igloos, I *MELT* them. The snow doesn't bother me. 
I just heat up the outdoors.  Are any of you brave men ready to face the REAL
heat?