From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Original Enormous Sig File, Part 3/4
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:50:59 GMT


The Original Enormous List of Signatures (Part 3/4)
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Eric Marshall
Software Productivity Consortium          ~~~        ,==-O
SPC Building                                  ~~~    \\  \_>
2214 Rock Hill Road                                __ /  __     Hammer time!
Herndon, VA 22070                           ~~~   / / - / /
(703) 742-7153                                    --    --

ARPANET: marshall@software.org



   ___     ,------------------------------------------------------------------.
  (O O)  --|There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting.        |
 (  V  )   |Anyhow, mail me from wherever you are... that's tb2@doc.ic.ac.uk  |
/--m-m-OWL '-(*&%^:=_~`@#!:@!!*&%) Martian Joke-------------Tim the Terrible--'


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Dave @ Montana State Univ.  | Disclaimer:  My opinions are mine alone, however
No I don't work here, just  | they should reflect the attitudes of my teachers.
hang around, go to class,   | Otherwise, I am gonna Flunk!
and play on the vax.        | -------------------------------------------------
--------------------------- | Borderline psychotic with hermit-like tendencys
My spelling is bad, I know. |                   But I like it!
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     o      /__///___             Greg J. DeGreef
      o   /o )       \/_}       University of Alberta
        o<           /\-}         Computing Systems
          \__\\----/           Edmonton, Alberta (Canada)
 I Wish I Were A Fish...... E-mail:userGJD@mts.ucs.UAlberta.CA


Augie
-- 
WOOF!   ^ ^     "...Life is complex.  It has real and imaginary parts..."
        o o
        (v)             INTERNET: akuo@mazda.ece.cmu.edu 
         U              UUCP:     bsw!augie@uunet.uu.net


-- 
<> Bob `Bear' Geer <>  bgeer@beorn.sim.es.com                           /  <>
<>                 <>   (this *often* works)       __o      o   ,______/o  <>
<> Salt Lake City, <>  speaking only for myself,  -\<,     <\   ,__/   >   <>
<>          Ootah  <>  one of my many tricks      O/ O  __ /__,       /    <>



PLC
Sigs are not my kind of thing, meaning lack of creativity.



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--Sam.         ss1@kepler.unh.edu              Preview of coming attractions:
 ___________________________________                 A brand new .sig!
|      W A S T E D   S P A C E      |             Coming to a newsgroup near
|___________________________________|                               YOU!



+-----------------------+---------------------------------------------+
| Andrew L. Roberts     |"I don't pretend to understand the universe, |
+-----------------------+  it's much bigger than I am." --Einstein    |
| robertsa@unix2.tcd.ie |                                             |
+-----------------------+---------------------------------------------+


--
Terry Gardner@The Home Depot, Inc.
UUCP:	...!uunet!cphpcom1!tjg01
"Miserable, dear, perfectly wretched!" - Cruella DeVille


-- Paul A. Sand                | Earnestness is stupidity
-- University of New Hampshire | sent to college.
-- pas@kepler.unh.edu          |     (P. J. O'Rourke)


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These thoughts are only the ramblings of an individual and  could
never reflect the thoughts or intents of the faceless corporation
that attempts to control my mind.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
I'll get you my pretty...  and your little dog too !
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========================================\ "Those who control their passions do
] Ron A. Echeverri			 \  so because their passions are weak
] BSAE 1994 Univ. of So. California	  \  enough to be controlled."
===========================================\  		- William Blake



                                     The Kuamquat

"7 months ago I could give an order and 541,000 people would follow it. Today 
I can't get a plumber to come to my house" - Gen. Norman Schwartzkopff



Bobbi
********************************************************************************Imagination was given to man to 
compensate him for what he was                    abv29765@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu 
not, and a sense of humor was 
provided to console him for what                Blessed Be and Merry Meet 
he is.  -Robert Walpole
********************************************************************************
 

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| Disclaimer: this disclaimer disclaims the disclamation of its disclaimancy |
|             and anything else you want to be disclaimed                    |
+------------- kring@phibsi.pki-si.philips.de (Matthias Kring) --------------+


"Go in the corner and slap yourself about"
"E=mc^2 Voodoo has nothing to do with it"
"Peace through superior firepower"


-- 
|The /\/\istress of /\/\anipulation, cbj005@cck.cov.ac.uk, |
|"Whats civil about engineering", Coventry Poly 27/10/91   |
|Actively seeking intelligent and talkactive penpal        |
|somewhere interesting.......Just email me!!!!             |


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Shishin "Squish" Yamada                    |\/\/\/|
 yamada1@husc.harvard.edu     /---------\  |      |
                              | Yo      |  (o)(o) |
 Biomedical Signal Processing |  Dudes! \  ( <    )
 Division of Applied Sciences \__________\ |___/  |
 Harvard University                          \    |
                                             /    \
 "Life sucks, but Death swallows!"          /______\
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   //    //   //    // //	(407) 367-3804
  //====//   //====// //===	Dept of Ocean Eng. Florida Atlantic Univ.
 //     \\  //    // //		"May your joys be as deep as the ocean,  
//       \\//    // //=====	and your troubles as light as its foam"


-- 
Geoff Hazel                gah2468@bcsaic.boeing.com  ___ ___ ___ ___     ___
DCSS Consultation,BCS         =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=    /__//  //__  /  /\ //  _
P.O. Box 24346 MS 6M-38       =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=   /__//__//__ _/_ /  //__/
Seattle, WA.  98124  U.S.A     +1 206 965-3792 


-- 
Chuq Von Rospach >=< chuq@apple.com >=< GEnie:CHUQ or MAC.BIGOT >=< ALink:CHUQ
    SFWA Nebula Awards administrator =+= SF Book Reviewer, Amazing Stories
           Editor, OtherRealms =+= #include <standard/disclaimer.h>

Tastes differ. "I don't like" is not the same as "this is bad". 


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"I'll try anything once; and if it's really stupid, I'll try it again."
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            BNR doesn't pay me enough to share it's opinions.
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Paul Philion                  BNR Hot-lanta                404.246.2431
philion@bnr.ca
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Sam:
You asked for it ... at the last count I had 23 signatures ...
here they come ...

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "I'm sorry to interrupt, but my tooth's
hurting, just about here."  "Get off."  "Sorry."

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder dir Flipperwaldt gersput.         -- "Killer Joke"

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "These are the words that are not to be used
again.  B*M B*TTY P*X KN*CKERS KN*CKERS W**-W** SEMPRINI" "Semprini?" "Out!"

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "And 'ow is Monsieur feeling today?"  "Better."
"Better?"  "Better get a bucket before I throw up."     -- The Meaning of Life

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "You're a very silly man and I'm not going to
interview you."  "Ah, anti-semitism!"        -- Raymond Luxury Yacht interview

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "Brontosauruses are very thin at one end,
thick in the middle and thin again at the other end."       -- Anne Elk (Miss)

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "Well, don't you even take the bones out?"
"If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"   -- Crunchy Frog

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ The llama is a quadruped. It has 4 legs, a heart,
and a beak for eating honey. It lives in large rivers like the Amazon.

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "Well, I've been in the city for twenty
years now, and I have to admit ... I'm lost."

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ 
     "I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath smell sweet."

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "You've all got to work it out for yourselves!"
"Yes, we've got to work it out for ourselves!"  "Exactly!"  "Tell us more!"

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "Oh Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen!"

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ Women, children, Red Indians, spacemen
and a sort of idealised version of complete Renaissance Men first!

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "Molluscs?"  "MOLLUSCS!  GASTROPODS! 
LAMINELLIBRACHS!  CEPHALOPODS!"  "Oh, molluscs, I thought you said bacon."

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "... or lobster thermidor aux crevettes
in a mornay sauce served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam."

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ "The worst thing about it is that A, I don't
notice it, and B, sometimes orange water gibbon bucket and plastic."

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ 
Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, bakers man.  Good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist.

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ I'll no' interrupt this .sig for a pound.

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ The most interesting thing about Charles I is
that he was 5'6" tall at the start of his reign,but only 4'8" tall at the end.

nrp@csug.cs.reading.ac.uk  \--------------------------------------------------
----------------------------\ What great opponent of Cartesian dualism
resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to purely physical states
and claims there is no difference between the extended and the unextended?

-- neilski
the man with 1000 .sigs


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Here's a list of my favourite quotes, I have a unix shell script that
selects a new one each day for inclusion in my .signature file.
This is done automatically each time a login for the first time on
that day.

I hope you enjoy them, I'll attach some of yours to the list now :-)


A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air.
-Franklin D. Roosevelt 1939.
He who can, does. He who cannot teaches.
-George Bernard Shaw.
There is no alternative.
-Margaret Thatcher.
Thank heavens, the sun has gone in, and I don't have to go out and enjoy it.
-Logan Pearsall Smith.
Die, my dear Doctor, that's the last thing I shall do!
-Henry J. T. Palmerston.
What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson.
He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
-Orson Welles.
To ridicule philosophy is really to philosophise.
-Blaise Pascal.
Every country has the government it deserves.
-Joseph de Maistre.
The Commons,faithful to their system,remained in a wise & masterly inactivity.
-Sir James Mackintosh.
Men can be analysed, women ... merely adored.
-Oscar Wilde.
I couldn't help it. I can resist everything except temptation.
-Oscar Wilde.
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.
-Oscar Wilde.
I'll give you a definite maybe.
-Samuel Goldwyn.
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very 
narrow field.  -D.N.H. Bohr
A man is as old as he's feeling.  A woman as old as she looks.
-Mortimer Collins.
If ants are such busy workers,how come they find time to go to all the picnics?
-Marie Dressler.
When I hear anyone talk of Culture, I reach for my revolver.
-Hermann Goering.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
-Samuel Goldwyn.
Drama is life with all the dull bits cut out.
-Alfred Hitchcock.
The great mass of the people..will more easily fall victim to a big lie than
 to a small one.   - Adolf Hitler.
Boys will be boys -And even that .. wouldn't matter if we could only prevent
 girls from being girls.   - Anthony Hope.
The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an
 ugly fact.     - Thomas Henry Huxley.
It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job: it's a depression when you
lose yours.     - Harry S Truman ~1958.
I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.
-George Meredith.
Nobody ever beats Wales at rugby, they just score more points.
-Graham Mourie.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe there are two
 kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.   - Ross F. Papprill.
Whether they give or refuse, women are glad to have been asked.
-Ovid (43 B.C. - A.D. 18)
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
-Saki (1870-1916)
We can trace almost all the disasters of English history to the 
 influence of Wales.       -Evelyn Waugh (1903-1966)
It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the 
 memory of the commercial classes.     -Oscar Wilde
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
-Frank Lloyd Wright (1869-1959).
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-Gore Vidal

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
::     Robert Hartill, Dept Of Computing Mathematics, UWCC, Cardiff, UK.     ::
::          e-mail : rhl@cm.cf.ac.uk         Fax : 0222 666182               ::
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by 
 not dying.  -Woody Allen.
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Autograph writing is really tough
So here's my .sig and that's enough!


-- 
Dale J. Stephenson |*| (steph@m.cs.uiuc.edu) |*| Gigabit Study Group 
  "An oyster has few prejudices -- in the field of astronomy    
   it has, we may safely say, absolutely none.  Are we then to  
   congratulate the oyster for its open-mindedness?" -Nibley


Evelyn C. Leeper  |  +1 908 957 2070  |  att!mtgzy!ecl or  ecl@mtgzy.att.com
--
"I do not feel obliged to believe that same God who endowed us with sense,
reason, and intellect had intended for us to forgo their use."  --Galileo


Steve Lindsey   * If marriage was outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws!
(407) 242-4766  * "If the shoe fits, buy it!" quote from my wife
"Jesse Jackson don't know how to run nuthin' but his mouth!" Marion Barry


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Steve Pittner                  |Disclaimer:Blah..BLaH..blaH..bLAh..BlaH
exustp@exu.ericsson.se         |"ROLL TIDE ROLL"
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Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschpledenschlittscrascrenbonfriedigger-
dingledangledonglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzicolensic-
granderknottyspelltinklegrandlickgrumbelmeyerspellerwasserkurstlickhim-
bleeisenbahnwagengutenabenabendbitteeinnurnburgebratwurstegerspurtenmitz-
weimacheluberhundsfutgumberaberschonendankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher Von
Hauptkopt of Ulm.  a.k.a greg@athena.cs.uga.edu /USA/GA/UGA/CS/ACM/POed


--
It's a very funny thought that, if Bears were Bees,  | Peter Farson
They'd build their nests at the BOTTOM of trees.     | Rhythm & Hues, Inc.
And that being so (if the Bees were Bears),          | celia!peter@usc.edu
We shouldn't have to climb up all these stairs.  -  Winnie The Pooh's Complaining Song


-- 
Ron Heiby, heiby@chg.mcd.mot.com	Moderator: comp.newprod
"You must leave science behind.  It is corrupt."


--
	-- Ethan
"You'll be a dentist...
 you have a talent for causing things pain." -- Little Shop of Horrors


--
murphy@npri6.npri.com
602 Cameron St.
Alexandria, VA  22314                 The First Amendment:
(703) 683-9090                        it's not just a good idea, it's the law.



--
Bryant Durrell                                    durrell@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu
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       Life is just like high school, but with better production values. 


-- 
Though it will take me to Forever's Rim,
I sail through the reaches of Time's Twilight Dim.
Questing for Knowledge, on Night's Darkest Sea,
Bound for those shores enshrouded by Mystery.  --Thaliaer's Oath


-- 
Space: The Final Frontier   Bring Back America's Space Program!!!
*RODDENBERRY 1921-1991*| "He was a man, take him for all in all, 
Joshua L. Smith	       |  I shall not look upon his like again." 
jlredd@chopin.udel.edu |  Hamlet, I, ii -- Picard in "The Most Toys"


Thanks,
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Jason Freund           freund@sakura.eecs.ucdavis.edu             //
2033 F Street #311     V:916-758-0272  D:916-758-0982            // Amiga 3000 
Davis, CA 95616        Engineering Computer Science          \\ //  
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(You can have your cake) XOR (You can eat your cake)


UUCP: humu!nctams1!pnet16!003
ARPA: humu!nctams1!pnet16!003@nosc.mil
INET: 003@pnet16.cts.com
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         Few have planned to fail, but many have failed to plan.
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! "Those who THINK they know it all   !              AstralWolf               !
!  are very annoying to those of us   !          aka Jim LoVerde              !
!             who DO!!!"              !        jvl45017@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu      !
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||       Larry J. Hughes, Jr.        ||          hughes@indiana.edu          ||
||        Indiana University         ||                                      ||
||   University Computing Services   ||   "The person who knows everything   ||
||    750 N. State Road 46 Bypass    ||      has a lot to learn."            ||
||      Bloomington, IN  47405       ||                                      ||
||         (812) 855-9255            ||   Disclaimer: Same as my quote...    ||
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				Burke (Charles S. Homan)
choman@wpi.wpi.edu    "I am the Lizard King - I can do anything !"
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$   \/\/ E | ARTY _|_ NTENSELY  $   \/\/ E | AY _|_ NCREDIBLY  $
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-- 
If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.


-- 
Real Name     : Kenneth Palmertree                    ///   *-----------------*
Internet      : kenneth@dekalb.dc.peachnet.edu       ///    | The Amiga Makes |
Phone Number  : (912)-746-3034                   \\\///     |   It Happen!    |
Computer Type : Amiga 3000/25                     \XX/      *-----------------*


--
Asim
                                  o
                               _ /-_
ZooooooooooooooooooooooooM!!! (_)>(_)


********* gps Melbourne University - Chemical Engineering. **********
  An Unrelenting Dioxin Cloud propelled to dispel Our Oxygen !!!!!!
*****PRODUCE MORE SARIN***PRODUCE MORE SARIN***PRODUCE MORE SARIN****


+------------------------+-------+-------------------------------+--------+
| Jerry Reno             |  |||  | What's the point in being     |        |
|                        |  |||  | grown up if you can't be      |   Bill |
| reno@buster.cps.msu.edu|  |||  | childish once in a while?     | Lives! |
|      35.8.56.111       | / | \ |   -Tom Baker/Doctor Who/Robot |        |
+------------------------+-------+-------------------------------+--------+


+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| 'Hello Mrs. Smoker!' 'Hello Mrs. Non-smoker!' 'Been shopping?' 'No, been    |
| shopping.' 'What'd ya buy?' 'A piston engine.' 'A piston engine? What'd ya  |
| buy that for?' 'It was a bargin.' 'Ya gonna cook it?' 'You don't cook it,   |
| it's a piston engine!' 'Well, you can't eat that raw...' 'Never thought of  |
| that...'              Biff@miskatonic.tech.edu                              |
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| agent99@kretin.infoserv.com..............................aka Wendy Lee |
|                                                                        |
| "Wake up, Bub!  There's no more bad guys! - Milquetoast, the cockroach |
| "A shroe! A shroe!  My dingkome for a shroe!" - Ring Kitchard the Thrid|
|                "Suck gas, evildoers!" - Darkwing Duck                  |
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()_()
 (_)
Have a Disney day.
Bill


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|          /|\              Rain on the roadway,                              |
|         /   \             thunder in the sky.                               |
|        /  |  \    ___     The light of day disappears                       |
|       /       \  |MAX|    from sight.                                       |
|      /    |    \ |6 5|                 				      |
|     /           \  |      As the Road opens up in front	              |
|    /      |      \ |      of my eyes.  The only limitation		      |
|   /	            \|      is in my mind.      			      |
|  /	    |        \     						      |
| /	              \                           -The Alarm                  |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|     "The Hwyman"    |  "Only on after dark."                                |
|  htapia@wam.umd.edu |                -Outlaw Radio, 101 KLOL                |
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--
Mail whos@ddsw1.mcs.com. | Whos at ddsw1? | Yes! | What? | No, whos! | Huh? |
Who? | Who what? | No, whos@ddsw1.mcs.com!  | Where? | DDSW1! | Who's there?|
Right! | Right? | Yes! | Oh, right@ddsw1.mcs.com? | No, WHOS@ddsw1.mcs.com! |
That's what I wanna find out! | What? | Who! | He's at ddsw1! | AAAAAAAAAGH!|


--
Ted C Van Zwol                           |    Genius does what it must,
uucp:      {...!}uunet!bcstec!vanzwol    |    Talent does what it can.
internet:  vanzwol@bcstec.boeing.com     |                  -Emerson


Warwick.
--
  _-_|\       warwick@cs.uq.oz.au
 /     *  <-- Computer Science Department,
 \_.-._/      University of Queensland,
      v       Brisbane, AUSTRALIA.


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||...J. Fritz Barnes            || One chooses a name if one wills, perhaps||
||...aka Terson Lord of the Sod || one more suited to the personality.     ||
||...bka Spider                 || After all, only a few inherit great     ||
||...aka Osterich               || names. The rest must make them for      ||
||...aka Trouble                || ourselves.	       ^-Louis L'Amour-\   ||
||...abbreviated M              || I have been nothing...	     <-/   ||
||jcbarnes@vela.acs.oakland.edu ||	             but there is tomorrow ||
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Matt
(sorry, my roll of signatures are all used up)


    ^^^      ^^^^^^   |  ``But I don't want to go among the mad people,''
   ^^^^^     ^^  ^^^  |   Alice remarked quickly.
  ^^   ^^    ^^  ^^   |  ``Oh, you can't help that,'' said the Cat.
 ^^^^ ^^^^   ^^  ^^^  |  ``We're all mad here.  I'm mad.  You're mad'' 
^^^^^^^^^^^  ^^^^^^   |  ``How do you know I'm mad?'' said Alice.
Perception's not all  |  ``You must be mad,'' said the Cat, ``or you 
it's made out to be.  |    wouldn't have come here.''      
---------------------------------------------------Alice-In-Wonderland----


-- 
hancock@inland.com		| Elect Roger Rabbit for president in '92
Tom Hancock -- Assoc. Engr.	|        "He'll make us laugh"
Research and Development	|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
<i> Inland Steel Co. <i>	| Disclaimer:
3210 Watling Street  9-000	|   "Just my own $0.02 worth, thats all"
East Chicago, IN  46312		|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


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*									      *
*  frog   frog@ux.acs.umn.edu     \---------\  /---------/ "They say the sea  *
*  a.k.a. Cynth and/or Ceoneth     \***** ***\/*   * ***/   is cold, but the  *
*  a.k.a. Anlin and/or Chaluth      \**     **** *  ***/    sea contains the  *
*  a.k.a. Cynthia Proff	             \_____*  ** _____/ hottest blood of all, *
*  					   \    /      and the wildest, the   *
*  "What is the air speed velocity          |   |	most urgent..."	      *
*    of an unladen swallow?"               /     \       D.H. Lawrence	      *
*	        	       -/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-/\-                *
*                                                                             *
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Larry G. Biedenweg
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Voice:	(415) 867-5575			|	What Me Worry?
UUNET: lgbiede@ptsfa.PacBell.COM	|			A. Newman
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Disclaimer:  The views expressed are not necessarily those of 
             Pacific * Bell, Pacific * Telesis Group companies, 
	     or anyone else with an ounce of good sense.
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___________________________    |
|                         |    |        Mike Wilson, the Hierarch:
|  No Sig is a Good Sig.  |    |        Wilsom3@rpi.edu
|_________________________|    |        Michael_Wilson@mts.rpi.edu


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From: gateswk@clutx.clarkson.edu (WalkerBoh)
 

Pride is a wonderful terrible thing.
A seed that bears two vines.
LIFE and DEATH.    -the Scarlet Ibis (author unknown to me)

Unity is not an unattainable dream if we only would dream to attain it.
                -Walker Boh himself (Billy Gates)

Bork, bork, bork.
      -the Swedish Chef

An old mizer dies and goes to heaven and meets Saint Peter at the gate.
Saint Peter looks at him and says we have found nothing that you have done good 
in your entire life and find no reason to let you in to heaven.  If you can
think of one good thing that you have done in your entire life I will
let you pass.
The mizer thought long and hard
hard and long 
and hours passed
and finally he started.
There was one day in a very cold December when it was raining and sleeting out
I saw an old lady in an alley who was living in a box.
I fealt sorry for her so I gave her a nickel.
Then Saint Peter stopped and thought turned to the clerk and said:
"give him back his five cents and let him go to HELL!"
     -Reader's Digest (I think)(my grandfather told it to me)

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Violence is the last refuge of the incompotent.
                                -the Foundation   Asimov
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peace out to all in 1991
from the "Walker"
CUL8R



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| osa@cs.unh.edu       |----------------------------------------------------|
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| 6 East Street        | How can we be in/If there is no outside            |
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| "Before summer came around, I sent a letter to the dean of EE..|
|  where I announced my intentions... to defect." +---------------------+
|                                                 |     ED BRIGGS       |
| Students: "In the name of OP-AMPS, why?"        | esb@kepler.unh.edu  |
|                                                 |E_BRIGGS@unhh.unh.edu|
| "When he reached the new major (CS), Hacker     +---------------------+
|  burned his circuits   ...the result, he was well motivated..."|
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        +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 
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	 don't live in a trailer!"        
						     ---Jimmy Buffett
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* "Live Free or Die"-some hic from NH        *
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||  Robert A. Seace  ||  Junior at UNH  ||  E-mail: ras@kepler.unh.edu  ||
||  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  ||     CS major    ||  or, maybe: ras@nic.unh.edu  ||
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"A dead telephone sanitizer?" "Best kind." "But what's he doing here?"
"Not a lot." - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Gene Roddenberry: 1921-1991.  You will be missed.
May your dream "Live long and prosper".



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` wcstom@ccs.carleton.ca(tom hamill)   | Sturgeon's Law: 95% of everthing is '
`--------------------------------------|                     crud.           '
`The more I learn the more I'm appalled| Hamill's Corollory: 99.9% of what's '
`by what I don't know.            --me |                   left is also crud.'
`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'


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"Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.
Now be a good little bunny and let me have your brain."


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Locutus of Borg: Resistance is futile....Life as you know it is over. From
		 this day forward, YOU will service...US.
William Riker: Mr. Worf...Fire.


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fish@zombie.dtc.hp.com           What do *you* think of me?" Bette Midler


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|                                        | The thoughts presented herein are
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|  CEREBUS."                             | control whatsoever.
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|  Mark Shaw at U of ILLINOIS           | |^^^^^^|                          |
|  mshaw@uiuc.edu                       | |      |                          |
|  Obligitory Quote: The Truth is often | | (o)(o)     ____________________ |
|   bitter - left unsaid   - NP         | @      _)   /Don't turn your back||
|  Disclaimer:  All opinions are        |  | ,___|   <  and slam the door  ||
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