HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rjones@itchy.dsd.es.com (Ray Jones - Perp)
Subject: Good News, Bad News
Keywords: Blatant attempt at starting a new t.b game.
Organization: Design Systems Division, Evans & Sutherland, SLC, UT
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 05:35:29 GMT

Bad: Our news server went down, and for a day and a half, every time I
started rrn, there was no news.

Good: It's back up, and now every time I start rrn, there's more news.

(Do I have those backwards...?)
--
                                          Ray Jones
                                          rjones@dsd.es.com
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CREATION OF ALT.NEWBIE
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:03:08 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <1992Jul18.173429.3763@vpnet.chi.il.us>, lisbon@vpnet.chi.il.us (Gerry Swetsky) writes...

>In article <k8+myc+.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>>As the creator of alt.fan.gooley, alt.politics.gooley,
>>alt.sex.carasso, and alt.gobment.lones, I am pleased to announce the
>>creation of alt.newbie.
> 
>    I just noted that the "newsgroups" file, which lists 324 alt
>    newsgroups and which is upgraded daily, lists none of the above
>    newsgroups.  Why is that?  Could it be because of your apparent
>    contempt for alt.config and the net's consensus?

Get a clue - Rachel doesn't have contempt just for alt.config and the 
net's consensus.  Rachel has contempt for everything.  That, in fact, 
is her most endearing quality.

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PS. Please enjoy the following stupid sig file.

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Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22773 alt.politics.bush:14 alt.politics.clinton:230
From: farrenko@meteor.wisc.edu (Joe Farrenkopf)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: 22 Jul 92 14:05:08 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin, Meteorology and Space Science

In article <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
>
>just to get the fire going for this new group:
>
>	Clinton is a homo.

Yet another reason to vote him in.

>.
>-- 
>_________________________________________________________________
>Bob D. Crane
>Research Programmer,			Programmer		
>Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
>Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
>University of Illinois
>	
>E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
>_______________________________________________________________
>
>"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
>			you are he"   
>	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.

-- 
Joe Farrenkopf
farrenko@meteor.wisc.edu
University of Wisconsin-Madison
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep cooks with Gatorade and crushed Velamints
Date: 24 Jul 92 00:58:48 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

"Good roue."
"Electrolytes."
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Crown of Thorn")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: System Administrator Nightmare
Date: 22 Jul 92 19:37:44 GMT
Followup-To: alt.religion.computers
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mathew@mantis.co.uk's message of 22 Jul 92 14:02:04 GMT

In article <6TgBoB34w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
>   I'm almost tempted to buy them a Mac just so I'll never hear from
>   them again.

You brute.  If you want them to disinherit you, why don't you just burn
down their house or something a little more humane?
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  Yawn.
Date: 24 Jul 92 19:31:11 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute

IN TALK.BIZARRE jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
)
)    The Clash: London Calling

british fags.

)    Pachalbel: Canon in D (and other hits)

italian fag.

)    NWA: Straight Outta Compton

smegma rich spew slurred to rhyme pumped with mastubatory percussion.

)    Digital Undergound: Sex Packets

"do the humpty-hump":  sheer genius.

)    3D Picnic: Dirt

undoubtably noise.

)    The Crusaders: Chain Reaction

probably british fags.

)    The Dead Milkmen: Metaphysical Graffiti

stupid title.  absurb titles are not absurb after a while.
just stupid.  no brilliance.

)    XTC: English Settlement

british fags.
)
)That's the opening bid ...

1 iraqi dinar.

)any takers? (other than Wavey of course)

carasso:

best of dire straits
springsteen 1992 bootleg
best of howard stern
the cure: staring at the sea

-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Organization: six
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 17:12:53 GMT

In article <NJ.92Jul25123945@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic F Key) writes:
>In article <5qjmkyd.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>
>> <t.b personality> is the <famous or infamous person or fictional character>
>> of talk.bizarre.

[subset B' (of set B)] is similar to the [subset A' (of set A)], where 
(subset A') does not equal (subset B') and where (set A) may or may not
include all or part of (set B), and where B is the set of posters on
talk.bizarre.

AjD
it's been twelve years since my last math class
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: deane@mozart.ifa.hawaii.edu (Kimo Kanaka De'ane)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Followup-To: You're lucky it doesn't say misc.test here
Keywords: Get this spew so smegma-rich out of t.b
Organization: Newsgroup Police
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 01:00:16 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.153126.22572@aio.jsc.nasa.gov> noyes@sweetpea.jsc.nasa.gov writes:
>Yeah I am serious! But my opinion is not the view of the republican party,
>my employer, or anyone else but me!
>
>Is it so ludicrous to suggest that people stop engaging in the type
>of behavior that is known to spread stupid, irrelevant crossposts? It is a 
>simple solution, I know, but why not try it? I think that people would
>rather just throw lots of money trying trying to create killfiles for
>stupid, irrelevant crossposts, rather than curing the behavior that caused it!
>
>The only stupid, irrelevant crosspost-infected people that I have compassion 
>for are the innocent health care workers, children, transfussion patients, 
>t.b lurkers and t.b'ers that have contacted the stupid, irrelevant crossposts
>through incidental means. The others that have contracted it knew there was a
> risk, and read the group anyway.
>
>I don't think that God designed talk.bizarre to recieve a man's penile-based
>political ramblings so it is no wonder that problems occur when this type of 
>behavior is common place.  I also don't think God put Bush and Clinton in the
>food chain for the purpose of human copulation! But who am I to say? I think 
>their wives are virgins anyway.
>
>I sure as hell don't want my tax dollars spent on programs to stop the
>spread of stupid, irrelevant crossposts, when there are numerous other 
>diseases, like cancer, that are NOT preventable! As for finding a cure, it is
>necessary because of the disease's infiltration into the talk.bizarre com-
>munity, and thus the innocent victims. 


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: gt38091@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Greg )
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 19:29:46 GMT

burke@tss.com (Jim Burke) writes:

>In article <Bs7wp7.I64@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, gt38091@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Greg ) writes:
>|> i don't mean to come across as insensitive, but aids is hardly an epidemic...
>Two million Americans are infected with the AIDS virus.  That seems like an
>epidemic to me.

first of all, i never said that aids wasn't a serious problem, but there have
been bigger problems before (i.e. polio), and we are spending more money (as a
percentage of our GDP) on aids than on any other disease EVER!

secondly, (i thought the number was around 1 million, but in any case...) there
are close to 250 million people in this country, and less than 1% of the people
being afflicted with the disease hardly constitutes an epidemic...besides, the
overwhelming majority of aids victims are "high risk" cases...that's a life-
style choice, and spending money on research won't change that...yes, i'm
aware that the number of heterosexual aids cases is growing rapidly, but many 
of those are very promiscuious people (i.e "high risk", and again a lifestyle 
choice)...the simple fact is that aids activists have blown the whole story
out of proportion.


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* Department of Computer Science   |        OR      gtao@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu     *
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: The first Starcap'n Ra Olympic Award for Anatomical Excellence
Keywords: Barcelona '92
Organization: t.b
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 04:11:54 GMT


     goes to 10 meter diver Inga Afonina of the
Unified (former Soviet) Team.


--Starcap'n Ra,      {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
   two hours into       {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
   the Olympics and                       ^---------------The Wrong Choice
   already hopelessly        internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
   head over heels
   in love
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: v070qg5d@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Eric M Chmiel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: XXXXXXX people in the XXX (Was: AIDS and those damn democrats)
Date: 23 Jul 92 06:16:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

>Well first you get
>>all the gays to stop XXXXXXX each other in the XXX.
>>If it weren't for the sexual deviants that were attracted to monkeys
>>we wouldn't have this problem in the first place!
> 
>JZ 


   This is why I could never be a conservative Republican.  All conservative 
Republican policies are motivated by hatred for anyone who is different.  
You may also notice that most of these hateful poliies are directed at groups
whose activities in no way affect the conservative Republicans themselves 
(so if two women or two men want to have homosexual sex, how does this
affect, say, Jesse Helms or George Bush??  If woman X has an abortion, how
does this affect, say, Jake Garn or Dan Patatoe??  Just once I would love to
see a conservative Republican go on TV and tell the truth to America:

   "Of course it's none of our business if two men want to have sex.   But
    the fact is, we don't like it so nobody else should be able to do it." 

   BTW, only a fool would fail to realize that the HIV virus can be transmitted
from monkey to man by several means other than actually screwing the monkey,
but I guess when you get most of your sex education from Sam Kinison you miss
points like that.  I won't call you a moron, as that would be an insult to
morons.    
    Toodle-loo.

*************************************************  "Bowling isn't a sport,
Eric M. Chmiel***********************************   it's a disease."
*************************************************       -Gov. Jerry Brown
From: mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ken visits London
Date: 22 Jul 92 13:50:47 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> I'll be in London on 26 and 27 July.  Anyone want to say hello?

I've come to the conclusion that it's probably better not to meet anyone who
posts to talk.bizarre.  They're probably all fat and bearded, with nasty
plastic-framed coke-bottle glasses and chronic hygeine problems.  I'm not
sure I could stand the disappointment.


mathew
-- 
Down, boy!  There's a good dogma.
From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: For those who live alone
Date: 25 Jul 92 22:51:08 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Purdue University

In article <1992Jul25.220210.19884@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>
>I cannot express the depth of the pity I feel for you, you pathetic loser.

Yes, you do seem to have trouble expressing yourself.  Maybe you should
remove all foreign objects from you mouth?  (Like that Italian dude you 
like so much?)

>mr rediculous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com










































































































































































































































It was nice of you to count them, though :-).
-- 
#Larry W. Jewell (ex-USN) WWII-L Listowner    jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu     # 
#"Sunday's horoscope is noteworthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly#
#unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." #
#--"Your Horoscope," L.A. Evening Herald Express, Saturday, Dec. 6, 1941.   #
From: snyeva01@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GOOLEY + SEX: You stupid clit
Date: 24 Jul 92 08:37:39 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <v+gmgbp.rdc@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
> forwarded and modified for your reading pleasure...
> 
> 
> )Newsgroups: alt.sex
> )Message-ID: <sePB2de00VpgA9NlNS@goolstermeister.gov>
> )Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 23:06:17 -0400 
> )From: Markian Gooley <goolster@netcom.com>
> )Subject: Female Biology...
> )
> )I had a question concerning the female body. I have had considerable
> )experience with the details of a women's gentials from books and my
> )barbie dolls, however what I have always been incredibly confused
> )between a girls clitoris and her urinary exit... does urine come out
> )of the end of a woman's clit or are they seperate?
> )
> )I am trying to be fairly scientific here, but what I am trying to ask
> )is that when you finger (or lick) your wife and if you feel a bump
> )there, is that the clitoris or could it be there urinary exit???
> )
> )I'm trying to understand a dirty joke my mother told me...
> )
> )Markian Gooley
> -- 
> _________________________________________________________________
> Bob D. Crane
> Research Programmer,			Programmer		
> Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
> Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
> University of Illinois
> 	
> E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
> _______________________________________________________________
> 
> "The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
> 			you are he"   
> 	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
> 
> 
> 
> 
     I'll tell you the answer only if you tell me the joke.

  
                                                           Dead people are cool
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: ppilate@heaven.sevthflr.com (Pontius Pilate)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: One liner bio
Date: 22 Jul 92 03:23:08 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.pathetic.detritus,misc.test
Organization: Hendrix, Presley and Rhoades Guitar Shop


Take my life!  Please!


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: shore@dinah.tc.cornell.edu (Melinda Shore)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Reply-To: shore@tc.cornell.edu
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 15:19:24 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.210125.26087@aio.jsc.nasa.gov>, anonymous writes:
> Are you seriously telling me that you want me to spend tax dollars
> to teach people how to stop the spread of AIDS. Well first you get
> all the gays to stop XXXXXXX each other in the XXX and then you get
> the needle users to stop shooting up, and then you get the rest of
> the heterosexual community to practice abstainence. Otherwise you
> are safe from contracting unless you have contact with the blood
> or body fluids of an infected person.
  
> If it weren't for the sexual deviants that were attracted to monkeys
> we wouldn't have this problem in the first place!

I think this demonstrates my point rather well.  This kind
of twisted, hate-driven "thinking" is precisely what hindered
early efforts to slow the spread of AIDS.

I might also add that while the Reaganites and Bushies might
be bigots, I would guess that there are relatively few so
cowardly as to be unwilling to stand behind what they say and
make their identities known. 
-- 
       Melinda Shore - Cornell Theory Center - shore@tc.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Rictus Hep butters a scone
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 18:26:59 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 


"Melty."
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Homophobia
Date: 29 Jul 92 05:10:33 GMT
Organization: Herbalife Inc.

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
)
)That doesn't mean that we can't refuse to accept change in the language.
)Since usage is language, by refusing to use new words or phrases as they
)begin to enter the language and refusing to recognize them as part of the
)language, we ourselves can keep the language as static and unchanging as
)we wish.  

WHAT ARE YOU, A FAG?

-- 
_______________________________________________________________
Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor,
Dietary Researcher,
Fiber Team,	     "Be one, be peace, be  like the hajiputki"
Herbalife Inc.			-Maharji Marhiyogi
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Ethical Question
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 15:54:30 GMT

In article <91350@bu.edu> mwise@pub2.bu.edu (Matthew Wise) writes:
>In article <1992Jul20.052752.22932@matilda.vut.edu.au> jed@matilda.vut.edu.au (Jed Bowtell) writes:
>
>>Yeah good comment, just name all the junky US music and dont mention
>>all the great US artists like Velvet Underground, Neil Young, Van 
>>Halen, Hendrix.....
>
>....Big Star...
>
>
>

First, Neil Young is a Canadian.


Second, get this scrotal yank waving vapour the tripping fuck
out of t.b you poached assholes. Of all the inbred queen-size
twats on the net you pair deserve each other...somewhere else











in bed...now try breeding with someone you aren't previously
related to.

















Fuck you, Gerry Mathers
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: <   >
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 22:19:32 GMT


"Excuse me"

"yes?"

"This is my car, I just painted it and you just chipped it with your
door"

"You shouldn't park your car on my porch"

"I wanted to keep it out of the sun, the hot desert sun that steals the
life out of paint, causing it to fade, crack, and eventually peel"

"Could I perhaps go for a spin in that shiny red car, flawless except
for a chip above the front passenger wheel well"

"Well . . . all right . . . but you can't wear your seat belt"

"A deal"

--

	\\\\\sean/////
From: dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Denial Schmidt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: acoustical nightmare
Date: 21 Jul 92 17:45:57 GMT
Organization: the act or process of organizing or of being organized


My musical purchases this past week:

Ministry - whatever the new one is called
Fred Frith - Speechless
Pere Ubu - The Art of Walking
Frankie Valli & the 4 Seasons - Greatest Hits, Vol. 1

Last night I awoke in a cold sweat after dreaming that I was hearing
an industrial version of "Big Girls Don't Cry" sung by David Thomas
with a noise guitar solo.

Dfan;
They don't ca-ri-yi-yi.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.bush
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: Shit in Space                           
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton,misc.test,alt.politics.bush
Organization: Yes.
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 02:42:58 GMT

In article <memo.539122@cix.compulink.co.uk> dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk writes:
>
>How *do* spacemen stop the shit from floating around everywhere?
>

Just have Wavey close his mouth.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: mge1@cec1.wustl.edu (Michael Gatchalian Escano)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Washington University, St. Louis Mo.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 22:30:42 GMT

In article <jvR-fT+@engin.umich.edu> martyp@engin.umich.edu (Martin Pochmara) writes:
>
>>You can blame Bush for the problems in L.A. because of his outright neglect for
>>colored people around the country.  You can blame him for AIDS (somewhat)
>>because he really doesn't support research in this country.
>>
>>UK
>
>OK UK, what disease gets the most research funding right now in the USA? I'll
>give you a clue......AIDS.....get your facts straight before you post something
>like that......I wish more liberal people would read and look at both sides of
>the story before accepting something some Donkey says at a convention. 
>AIDS research is going fine! I am very satisfied with the on-going research
>and accomplishments in the field. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't
>read something about new AIDS discoveries. My vote is for BUSH!
>
>As for neglect for colored people, I'll post that leter.....He Doesn't!
>
>						Marty
>
>
AIDS might get the most research funding, but I don't think enough is being
done to solve the problem.  I work in a lab, and it doesn't take a scientist to
figure out that research money is pretty low.  It also doesn't take a scientist
to figure out that the money going into the millitary can be put to a more
positive use in research and development.  So, if "some Donkey" might happen to
say it at a convention, it shouldn't be wrong.  By the way, read the newspapers
from the past few days, and tell me what new AIDS discoveries they have been
finding. Positive news, huh? Not.
>
>