From: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Only In  My Dreams)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: the rules
Keywords: 5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 99....
Date: 3 Sep 92 18:35:59 GMT
Reply-To: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Only In  My Dreams)
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                               THE RULES

1. The female always makes the       8.  The Female can change her
   rules.                                mind at any given point in
                                         time.
2. No male can possibly know all
   the rules.                        9.  The Male must never change
                                         his mind without written
3. The rules are subject to              consent from the Female.
   change at any time without
   notification.                     10. The Female has every right
                                         to be angry or upset at any
4. If the female suspects the            time.
   male knows all the rules, she
   MUST immediately change some      11. The Male must remain calm at
   or all of the rules.                  all times, unless the Female
                                         wants him to be angry or
5. The female is never wrong.            upset.

6. If the female is wrong, it is     12. The Female must under no
   because of a flagrant                 circumstances let the Male
   misunderstanding which was a          know whether or not she wants
   direct result of something the        him to be angry or upset.
   male did or said.
                                     13. Any attempt to document these
7. If rule 6 applies, the male           rules could result in bodily
   must apologize immediately for        harm.
   causing the misunderstanding.
                                     14. If the Female has PMS, all
                                         rules are null and void.

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                          THE REAL RULES

1.  THE MALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES.

2.  Dammit, it is not cold in here.  It's warm.  Get a blanket.

3.  If you don't like it, that's not my problem.

4.  THE MAN IS NEVER WRONG.

5.  You got a problem with that?  I don't care.

6.  If it appears that the man is wrong, it is always a direct result 
of something the woman said or did wrong.

7.  If Rule #6 applies, the female must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding and go get the man a beer and sit down, I can't
see the game.

8.  THE MAN IS NEVER LATE.

9.  If he is late, it's because a certain person with very cold feet 
kept him up all night by stealing the covers.

10.  The female must limit her goodbyes to 30 minutes each, or 15 minutes
each at a very large family gathering with people she sees every week.

11. THE MAN BALANCES THE CHECKBOOK.

12. The female must under no circumstances be allowed near all those
numbers so as to eliminate confusion.

13. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE LIKE THAT?  AND I HAPPEN TO LIKE TO USE
THE REMOTE ALL THE TIME.  THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR.


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