From: samant@tartarus.uchicago.edu (Tushar Samant)
Subject: FINEST NET.MOMENTS WITH BUR!
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Chicago
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 11:03:13 GMT

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                FINEST MOMENTS WITH MAC "IDIOT" BUR!!!

Here we present some delightful snapshots of the infant's net-toddling!
These little vignettes are guaranteed to make this child the darling of 
the whole net! Enjoy!!
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GREATEST SPELLING MISTAKE:

Where MAC uses his bad (but SO attractive) misspellings to wreak horror 
on namespace structure! Bad boy!

>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 21:06:28 GMT
>Newsgroups: alt.config,sci.aquaria
>Subject: alt.aquaria.cichlid 

>>sci.aquaria), how about alt.aquaria.cichlid?
>>
> 
>I think alt.aquaria.ciclid would be the best name IMHO.
> 
> 
>TTFN,
>M

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SADDEST POSTING:

Guaranteed to bring tears to your eyes with that pathetic smiley! MAC's,
like, sometimes so sad, but still he is so sweet!

>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 22:09:15 GMT
>Newsgroups: alt.config,talk.bizarre,alt.newbie
>Subject: Re: CFD: alt.qixnews
 
>Try crossposting your ideas and theorys to all these groups at once to
>ensure maximum readership.  Then, monitor all the groups to see
>where the best threads develop.  No doubt you will get some fan mail
>as you have some interesting ideas.
> 
>Hope this helps. :-)
> 
>Ta-ta for now,
>M

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WITTIEST REJOINDER:

Where MAC displays his coruscating wit! HAHAHAHAHAHA...oh my god, his
followups are just way too funny! What'll he think of next?

>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 22:48:47 GMT
>Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade,cso.freshmen
>Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge II Question.
 
>crlstu1@bnrca (Julie Beeston) writes:
>>I am new to using news, and would like to know how cascade.
>>How do you get the:
>>>Joe Blow writes:
> 
>You have to blow Joe, of course.  Have fun Julie.
> 
>Hope this helps.
> 
>TTFN,
>M
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MOST AMAZING CASCADE:

Where MAC shows his budding powers at rhyming and cadences! Isn't it CUTE!!

>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 02:50:17 GMT
>Newsgroups: alt.cascade,alt.religion.kibology,alt.stupidity,
             alt.politics.bush,al t.non.sequitur,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,
             alt.tv.simpsons

>>>>Today is 11/07/92. One foot in, I slipped. . . think I'll become a monk.
>>>Today is 11/07/92. 63 people and 27 days.  5 days to go.  Don't cascade 
   the incomplete ones! 
>>To my dismay,11/08/92. Pee on a steeple and Heaven pays. Why make a show?
  Don't get laid on your feet, Jones.

[MAC's reply:]

>Today is 11/08/92  I started this thing, and will end it.  Shall we go for
 another month?

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HOTTEST FLAME:

Will scorch your eyes just to read it! Good heavens, MAC's ANGRY!

>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 00:54:16 GMT
>Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,
             alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
>Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
 
>Hey Tim, are you really retarded, or do you just act that way on the net?
>You know, if you pull your head out of your ass, you just may be O.K.  
> 
>Hope this helps.
> 
>Ta-ta for now,
>M

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SECOND HOTTEST FLAME:

A return to humour, MAC-style! Shucks, how does he DO it?

>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>Date: Sat, 14 Nov 92 01:43:49 GMT
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.bush
>Subject: Re: Democratic Whiners Can't Take It
 
>>>As opposed to the last 12 years of resentful, dyspeptic, and equally
>>>empty prose from resentful Democrats. Sauce for the goose. What short
>>>memories the victors have. Almost as short as the winners.
>>                                                   ^^^^^^^
>>Of course I *meant* to say _losers_ here...
> 
> 
>Yes, of course you did, you nitwit.
> 
>Sheesh.  Some people.
> 
>TTFN,
>M

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BIGGEST SLIP:

Poor MAC forgets to sign with his darling signoff! O-oh, don't cry,
the flame was VERY nice, just like a cascade, all right?

>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 15:16:46 GMT
>Newsgroups: alt.config
>Subject: Re: Newgroups have made it out
> 
>sean@freds.cojones.com writes:
>>[deleted]
>>
>>No thanks to Mr. Kienenberger.  Mike, maybe one of these days you'll
>>be lucky enough to get a clue.  For your sake, I sure hope so.
>>
> 
>Sean, maybe one of these days you will quit being such a cry baby.
>For your sake, I sure hope so.
> 
> 
>Mike

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MOST HUMOROUS REPLY:

MAC's impish humour will have you rolling in the aisles! Ohmigawsh, isn't
he just a barrel of laughs?

>From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
>Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 19:31:01 GMT
>Newsgroups: alt.config,rec.pets.dogs
>Subject: Re: alt.pugwash, concerned people?
 
>>jfurr> We all shouted "NAME IT ALT.ORG.PUGWASH" and you didn't listen.
>>
>>Actually, I was the one who didn't listen.  But I don't remember
>>anyone suggesting alt.org.pugwash.  I DO remember sci.pugwash and
>>rec.pugwash being suggested, though...
> 
>Well, have you washed your pug today?  We can not begin discussion until
>you do.
> 
>Hope this helps.
> 
>Ta-ta for now,
>M

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I am sorry I called MAC an idiot. He has almost reached imbecile level 
now!

Everyone pray for MAC's further progress!

Sincerely,
Newsgroups: alt.flame