HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,rec.pets
Subject: Re: .  lemurs as domestic pets?
Date: 9 Nov 92 17:03:25 GMT
Organization: NC Microproducts, Inc.

jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr) writes:
}aa595@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dan Duvall) writes:
}>
}>Anyone know if it's legal to keep a lemur as a pet?
}>
}I suspect that 1) they'd be very expensive, and 2) sufficiently exotic
}that you'd be better off leaving them in the wild.  Most vets wouldn't
}know much about what to do with a sick lemur, and you can't buy books
}titled "know your lemur."

I beg your pardon!  I myself recently acquired the book "Know Your Lemur" at
our local booksellers.  It's quite excellent.

Of course, it wasn't quite what I was expecting...it wasn't until I got
it home and removed the wrappings that I found out it was a Sex manual,
but I was still quite pleased.

Beleive you me, you'll never make a better purchase.


Lance


-- 
Lance T. Franklin            +----------------------------------------------+
(ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org)   | "You want I should bop you with this here    |
NC Microproducts, Inc.       |    Lollipop?!?"                 The Fat Fury |
Richardson, Texas            +----------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
From: siobhan@microsoft.com (Siobhan Harper)
Subject: Re: Man-eating lemurs
Date: 11 Nov 92 17:35:12 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

In article <BxI69I.7vG@access.digex.com> huston@access.digex.com (Herb Huston) writes:
>>--Siobhan, Queen of the Macaques
>
>Are you acquainted with Imo, the Archimedes of the Macaques?

Not personally (or would that be "simianly"?), but her exploits are
renowned. I used to clean macaque cages; it would bother me how often
they were able to trick me until I realized, it just meant they were
more intelligent than I was. Once I accepted that, we got along famously.

Are you a primatologist, then? So few in my immediate circle have ever
heard of Imo that it's lamentable...

Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,rec.pets
From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr)
Subject: Re: .  lemurs as domestic pets?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 01:08:27 GMT

In article <1d9a49INNfb1@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> aa595@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dan Duvall) writes:
>
>Anyone know if it's legal to keep a lemur as a pet?
>
>-- 
>*  aa595@cleveland.freenet.edu  *  Dan Doooovall  * 
>

I suspect that 1) they'd be very expensive, and 2) sufficiently exotic
that you'd be better off leaving them in the wild.  Most vets wouldn't
know much about what to do with a sick lemur, and you can't buy books
titled "know your lemur."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
From: jah7931@tamsun.tamu.edu (James Anthony Hogard)
Subject: Re: Man-eating lemurs
Keywords: alfred oouh
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 20:14:28 GMT

In article <BxEx9B.D9B@access.digex.com> huston@access.digex.com (Herb Huston) writes:

>Well, you shouldn't worry unless you wake up and find that you've metamorphosed
>into a large insect.

This morning I awoke from unsettling dreams to find myself transformed

>-- Herb Huston

--jim.
From: chrisbee@nick.csh.rit.edu (I live in the water!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
Subject: Re: Apology to Lemurs group
Date: 7 Nov 92 00:06:30 GMT
Organization: Computer Science House @ RIT

In article <1992Nov3.050415.23215@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> vkochend@nyx.cs.du.edu (vance kochenderfer) writes:
>In article <Bx3yMB.A5B@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> @mace.cc.purdue.edu (Kim Ballard) writes:
>>I want to post an apology to this newsgroup for a test posting which went 
>>astray.  I was teaching my English 102 class how to connect with newsgroups,
>>and we selected a group at random so that I could show them how to send a
>>message. I'm afraid we accidentally let one group compose a silly message 
>>which they were supposed to cancell, but they may have sent. 
>
>     No, please.   We need more silliness here.  These discussions about
>lemurs have become far too serious and factual.  We need to hear from
>the other schools of lemur thought...  Are you out there?

I'm here are you there? I particularly like the way look when they jump
arms an d legs akimbo ringed eyes wide. . .
>
>Vance Kochenderfer
>Virginia Tech                    |  "Get me out of these ropes and into a
>vkochend@nyx.cs.du.edu           |   good belt of Scotch"    -Nick Danger


-- 
chrisbee@nick.csh.rit.edu****************cleric/magic-user2,1

Let's take something whose whole purpose in life is to be
unhealthy and give it the veneer of dietary worth.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,rec.pets
From: vkochend@nyx.cs.du.edu (vance kochenderfer)
Subject: Re: .  lemurs as domestic pets?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 21:45:14 GMT

In article <1992Nov7.010827.16023@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr) writes:
>In article <1d9a49INNfb1@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> aa595@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dan Duvall) writes:
>>
>>Anyone know if it's legal to keep a lemur as a pet?
>
>I suspect that 1) they'd be very expensive, and 2) sufficiently exotic
>that you'd be better off leaving them in the wild.  Most vets wouldn't
>know much about what to do with a sick lemur, and you can't buy books
>titled "know your lemur."

Actually, I kind of prefer _So You've Decided To Get A Lemur_.  One
of these days, I'll get the Lexis/Nexis software, so I can answer the
original poster's question.

Vance Kochenderfer
Virginia Tech                     |         "Frink!"
vkochend@nyx.cs.du.edu            |           -Rudolpho the Lemur
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr)
Subject: Re: Urban Lemurs
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 01:04:53 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.195620.12773@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> vkochend@nyx.cs.du.edu (vance kochenderfer) writes:
>In article <Bx782t.K74@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> mkohlhaa@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (mike) writes:
>>On the off chance that I should see a lemur here in Indiana, how should the
>>lemur be approached?  If I offer him food and beer will he be friendly?
>>Should I call the zoo?  Might he join me in a game of hacky-sack?
>>
>>I guess I'm just wondering what type of temperment lemurs have.  Are they
>>laid-back and fun-loving, or are they always on edge?
>>
>     You should be okay if you offer him a Twinkie [tm].  Whatever you
>do, DO NOT say "frink" because you'll probably get the inflection wrong,
>and anger the lemur.  In general, though, I think lemurs avoid Indiana
>as much as possible.  They have an incredible fear of dumb ex-Vice
>Presidents.

Note: Lemurs generally have about three main words in their language:
"frink," "ptang," and "cheep".  They also have a kind of wailing sound:
"woo woow oo woo wooowooowoo."  Eye movements are apparently crucial to
the interpretation of the various words.  Rolling eyes while saying
"frink" means one thing, winking with the left eye while rolling the right
while saying "cheep cheep cheep cheep" means another.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
From: huston@access.digex.com (Herb Huston)
Subject: Imo (was Re: Man-eating lemurs)
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 22:51:12 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.173512.1077@microsoft.com> siobhan@microsoft.com (Siobhan Harper) writes:
>In article <BxI69I.7vG@access.digex.com> huston@access.digex.com (Herb Huston) writes:
>>>--Siobhan, Queen of the Macaques
>>
>>Are you acquainted with Imo, the Archimedes of the Macaques?
>
>Not personally (or would that be "simianly"?), but her exploits are
>renowned. I used to clean macaque cages; it would bother me how often
>they were able to trick me until I realized, it just meant they were
>more intelligent than I was. Once I accepted that, we got along famously.

Clever little rascals, aren't they?  Luckily no monkeys ever reached Madagas-
car to compete with the lemurs.  (Obligatory lemur reference.)

>Are you a primatologist, then?

My status is strictly that of an amateur, but I get to impersonate a prima-
tologist in talk.origins.  In that group, though, I tend to concentrate on
apes.

>                               So few in my immediate circle have ever
>heard of Imo that it's lamentable...

This situation is changing.  Carl Sagan and Ann Druyan have a new book
entitled _Shadows Of Forgotten Ancestors_, and they devote an entire chapter
to Imo and her innovations.  The name of the chapter is "The Archimedes Of
the Macaques."  Last March I had the opportunity to speak with a Japanese
primatologist; he confirmed that, after almost forty years, the macaques on
Koshima Island are *still* washing their sweet potatoes and floating off their
wheat.

-- Herb Huston
-- huston@access.digex.com
Xref: sparky alt.fan.lemurs:116 alt.folklore.urban:28471
From: billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: The hell with Lemurs,
Date: 13 Nov 92 20:31:58 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Corvallis, Oregon USA

donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin) writes:
: In article <1992Nov13.024736.6838@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com> billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com
: (bill nelson) writes:
: >: Oh, great.  Next you're going to tell me that Old Yeller wasn't really
: >: sick, and they shot him just for the movie.
: >
: >Shot Old Yeller? Me thinks your memory is worse than mine. 
: 
: Not only did they have to shoot a cool dog, they had to shoot him shortly
: after he saved them from a rabid wolf.
: 
: That kind of thing is guaranteed to ruin your day.

Hm, are you talking about the movie "Old Yeller"? I do not recall any
such thing occurring. Of course, it has been about 35 years since I
saw the movie - it may have been re-released with a different ending.

Bill
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs
From: hsgibbon@unix.amherst.edu (HENRY SANFORD GIBBONS)
Subject: Man-eating lemurs
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 05:53:13 GMT



I had a strange dream the other night, in which my girlfriend and I were in the
middle of the Mojave Desert surrounded by giant man-eating lemurs.  I thought
it quite remarkable at the time, so I was wondering if net-land had any 
comments about this rather disconcerting image.

On a different note, in choir we are singing a piece which mentions lemurs 
along with various other more conventional monsters such as goblins, hob-
goblins, ghouls, dryads, succubi, gorgons and so on and so forth.  What is the
origin of the word "lemur," and does it have any sort of mythological 
connotations
Newsgroups: alt.fan.lemurs,rec.arts.poems,alt.fan.furry
From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mr. Furr)
Subject: Ode to a Lemur, by Vance Kochenderfer
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 07:15:12 GMT

(Note: Vance Kochenderfer is an undergraduate at Virginia Tech in
Aerospace and Ocean Engineering (AOE), hence the reference in the poem below)

Lemur, lemur, burning bright
In the forests of the night
Staring out with your huge eyes
At the Madagascar skies
Old World primate though you are
I bet that you could drive a car
Better than most blondes I know
They don't have foxlike muzzles, though
Or any kind of tail to see
But yours are long and bushy, gee
I wish that I could be like you
And live in the jungle canopy too
Alas, I am an AOE
And Fortran, Fortran calls to me
'Twill make me rage, and make me curse,
So now I terminate my verse.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.q
From: britton@gaul.csd.uwo.ca (STEVEN BRITTON)
Subject: Re: all-knowing=not
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Univ. of Western Ontario, London, Canada
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 08:09:50 GMT


Ohf course the Q coan't be all-knowing.  We're forgetting here that they
were outsmarted by the Enterprise crew on many occasions - 

     Encounter at Farpoint
      Hide and Q
        Deja Q (Sort-of)
         Q-Pid (Sort-of)
          True Q (Not really a Q (John Dr Lancie story) but wile'll give it)

So remember: Q may be omnipotent, but definitely not God.
From: hoffmann@plantain.cps.msu.edu (Lisa M Hoffmann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.q
Subject: Re: all-knowing=not
Date: 5 Nov 92 17:27:29 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University

In article <1992Nov2.201941.10910@uoft02.utoledo.edu>  
rtodd@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes:
> 
> 
> 
> is it possible to be all knowing and not know it ??
> 
> ref: TNG:True Q
maybe...of course the Q don't claim to be all knowing as far as I can  
recall...  the word they use is omnipotent (which my dictionary defines as  
"having virtually unlimited authority or influence"), not omniscient  
("having infinite awareness, understanding and insight", i.e.  
all-knowing).  Of course, I suppose it could be argued that the one  
encompasses the other...
--


Lisa Hoffmann
hoffmann@cps.msu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.q
From: tsullivan@trentu.ca (Tim E. Sullivan)
Subject: Re: Q-Test
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Trent University Computer Services Department
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 21:40:00 GMT

In article <83155@ut-emx.uucp>, aodn307@bongo.cc.utexas.edu (Joshua Henry Geurink) writes...

>>>2)  in "Deja-Q", who was it that got Q thrown out of the Continueum?(sp)
> 
>>  Q got Q thrown out of the continium. Remember - everyone in the 
>>continuium is called Q.
> 
>Ahh, everyone may be CALLED Q, but it all depends on how you PRONOUNCE Q.
> 
>I could say  	"It was Q."
>Or...	  	"It was Queh."
>Maybe...	"It was Kewwh."
> 
>See?  It makes all the difference in the universe!  Besides, the CB Q (Queh)
>might get offended and erase you from existence for mispronouncing his name.
> 

  As a Q, I say you're wrong. Who are you, a MERE Human, to question one of 
the Continium?

  Isn't insanity wonderful? I mean, Star Trek. Yeah. That's what I mean. :)

   Tim Sullivan
   tsullivan@trentu.ca
   cstes@blaze.trentu.ca

A Disclaimer? Yeah, and people BELIEVE what I write, too...
---
 "Virtual Reality has NOTHING on Calvin."
       - Suzy, from Calvin and Hobbes
From: aodn307@bongo.cc.utexas.edu (Joshua Henry Geurink)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.q
Subject: Re: Q-Test
Date: 6 Nov 92 21:50:47 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

In article <4NOV199213090902@trentu.ca> tsullivan@trentu.ca (Tim E. Sullivan) writes:
>In article <1992Nov3.225755.10935@uoft02.utoledo.edu>, rtodd@uoft02.utoledo.edu writes...
>>Q-Test 

>>2)  in "Deja-Q", who was it that got Q thrown out of the Continueum?(sp)

>  Q got Q thrown out of the continium. Remember - everyone in the 
>continuium is called Q.

Ahh, everyone may be CALLED Q, but it all depends on how you PRONOUNCE Q.

I could say  	"It was Q."
Or...	  	"It was Queh."
Maybe...	"It was Kewwh."

See?  It makes all the difference in the universe!  Besides, the CB Q (Queh)
might get offended and erase you from existence for mispronouncing his name.

	Ah, those Q-uirky cosmic all-powerful entities...


=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
King Rat                     |  "You got the power, (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
aka Josh Geurink             |   You got the might, (No Way!)
aodn307@bongo.cc.utexas.edu  |   Get ready for battle, (Give me your money!)
                  Defeat the Black Knight!"
`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`
Newsgroups: alt.fan.john-palmer,alt.flame,alt.bbs.ads
From: jiro@shaman.com (Jiro Nakamura)
Subject: Re: MICHIGAN.COM: automatic newgroups
Organization: The Shaman Group; A Division of Focal Point Computer, Inc.
Date: Wed, 4 Nov 1992 22:13:50 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.055348.624JPII@tygra.Michigan.COM> jp@tygra.Michigan.COM (John Palmer) writes:
>No - we do not now nor have we ever censored stuff that our customers
>want. Kents postings were clogging up my disk space and I'll be damned
>if I will let him store his slander on my system.
> 
>When a user said that they wanted some stuff from Zorch, I took out
>the kill-code. 
> 

Whoah......

First you say you never censored stuff, then you say that you yanked out
the kill-code which means you did censor stuff....

A true JP-ism, all in one e-mail message.

 - Jiro


-- 
Jiro Nakamura				jiro@shaman.com (NeXTmail)
NeXTwatch / Technical Editor		76711,542 (CIS)
The Shaman Group			+1 607 277-1440 (Voice/Fax)
From: zaphiri@zoro.cis.temple.edu (Zaphiris Christidis)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.john-palmer
Subject: Re: MICHIGAN.COM: automatic newgroups
Date: 5 Nov 92 05:00:42 GMT
Reply-To: zaphiri@ibmarc.uucp (Zaphiris Christidis)
Organization: IBM T. J. Watson Research Center, New York

In article <1992Nov4.212233.9868JPII@tygra.Michigan.COM> jp@tygra.Michigan.COM (John Palmer) writes:
> 
>tygra is a 486-33. It has about 2.5GB of storage. Mr. Mutlu usually posts
>from other machines. His feed is back on again as we have a dial-in line 
>but he doesn't use it. We wont be feeding people news anymore - CAT-TALK
>is just a country bbs again. I haven't seen any of his posts lately -
>has he gone somewhere??

Yes, he has been to the same hospital and he has visited the same doctor
Jack Nickolson had visited in his movie BATMAN! Now Mr. Mutlu has a new
face and a new name. His face lift was a total failure, and he cries 
every time he sees himself in the mirror. He also listens to the new name 
"Serdar Argic" and posts his usual crap from the ..known system "zuma.uucp". 
BTW, he is also well connected to uunet via an one-directional news feed. 
If you have missed him, give him a phone-call and his old feed, and you will
see your 2.5GB clogged :-).

Zaphiris D. Christidis

=========================  Electronic Fortune Cookie  =========================
Kinkler's First Law:
	Responsibility always exceeds authority.

Kinkler's Second Law:
	All the easy problems have been solved.
From: warlock@ecst.csuchico.edu (John Kennedy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.john-palmer
Subject: Re: "Zap* the criminal" of IBM strikes again.
Date: 8 Nov 1992 20:08:05 GMT
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: amber.ecst.csuchico.edu

In article <9211062156@zuma.UUCP> sera@zuma.UUCP (Serdar Argic) writes:

-->  ... A self-admitted crook in action. Did you think that you could get away 
-->  with your criminal acts, "Zap the criminal" of IBM? Not a chance. Or maybe
-->  he should have put up a sign at the top of your head that said "Zap* the 
-->  criminal here". Wait, there is more.
-->  
-->   "THE RELIGIOUS MINORITIES OF CHIOS: JEWS AND ROMAN CATHOLICS" ...

  Geez.  Fun tactics... change the subject (total tangent, other than the
fact that it mentioned his name?), cross post to a huge number of unrelated
groups, (below) and the follow-up to a totally unrelated group?

	    From:		      To:
		alt.fan.john-palmer	alt.fan.john-palmer
		alt.bbs.ads		alt.bbs.ads
		news.admin (?)		news.admin
					soc.culture.turkish
					talk.politics.mideast
					talk.politics.soviet
					soc.culture.greek
					soc.culture.europe
  Silly behavior, at best.

-- 
p'ch'zarni'chiwkov:  the nasty little sound of a sword being unsheathed right
behind one at just the point when one thought one had disposed of one's enemies.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.john-palmer,alt.config
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: alt.president.clinton
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 18:17:12 GMT

HOW ABOUT ALT.KLINTON.KLONGON.TAX.US.TO.HELL?

		
--
 Marshal Perlman <> Florida Institute of Technology <> (407) 768-8000 x 8435
                 Private Pilot - Airplane Single-Engine Land

Newsgroups: alt.fan.john-palmer,alt.fan.bruce-becker
From: doug@cc.ysu.edu (Doug Sewell)
Subject: rmgroup alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Organization: Bush in 92 ? NOT!
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 18:13:16 GMT

I would've missed this (news@tygra is in my becker-be-gone file) if not
for looking in control for something else.  Enjoy! 

(Hmm... maybe I should've posted it to alt.fan.rush-limbaugh as well ?)

[ Article crossposted from alt.config ]
[ Author was USENET News Manager (news@tygra.Michigan.COM) ]
[ Posted on Tue, 10 Nov 1992 16:08:01 GMT ]

This has-been will now be relegated to the dustbin of history. He is
a right wing maniac that we can do without. Ciao asshole. Alias it
to alt.rush-limbaugh if you must.

FUCK YOU BECKER - I SAID GET RID OF IT. I *CAN* COME TO CANADA AND
BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS IF YOU DON'T STOP IT. POST IT ONE MORE TIME
AND I WILL. 

Newsgroups: alt.fan.john-palmer,alt.config
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: alt.president.clinton
Followup-To: alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie,misc.test,alt.newbie
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 03:49:41 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.181712.5756@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>HOW ABOUT ALT.KLINTON.KLONGON.TAX.US.TO.HELL?
>
>		
>--
> Marshal Perlman <> Florida Institute of Technology <> (407) 768-8000 x 8435
>                 Private Pilot - Airplane Single-Engine Land
>


I call for the creation of alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie.  

I see a great need.

Let me know what you guys think.

TTFN,
M
Newsgroups: alt.fan.john-palmer,alt.config
From: doug@cc.ysu.edu (Doug Sewell)
Subject: alt.president.clinton
Organization: Bush in 92 ? NOT!
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 16:29:34 GMT

My system no longer automatically creates alt-groups.  Further, I have
X'd this group in my active file, so they don't end up in junk.

Thou shalt discuss alt-groups in alt.config, or thou shalt not see them
on my system.

I suspect I'm going to have to put news@tygra.michigan.com into my
becker-be-gone file... but I also suspect this MIGHT be a forgery.  Nah...

$Control: newgroup alt.president.clinton
$Newsgroups: alt.config
$Path: news.ysu.edu!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!destroyer!Tygra.Michigan.COM!news
$From: news@tygra.Michigan.COM (USENET News Manager)
$Subject: newgroup alt.president.clinton
$Organization: CAT-TALK Conferencing System
$Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 04:31:07 GMT
$Approved: news@tygra.michigan.com
$Message-ID: <1992Nov5.033108.15373JPII@tygra.Michigan.COM>
$Lines: 6
$
$Transition time. He's earned the name "President", so lets honour him
$with that name.
$
$What will he do now? Who will be in his cabinet? I'd really like to see
$this as a discussion of this - save the conservative rantings for alt.dev.null

--
Doug Sewell, Tech Support, Computer Center, Youngstown State University
doug@cc.ysu.edu	   doug@ysub.bitnet	<internet>!cc.ysu.edu!doug

cat core | uuencode bunny.dropping | mail jp@tygra.michigan.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett