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From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: Invention is the necessity of the mother???
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 14:49:36 GMT

dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner) writes:

] >I agree!! A shot or three!?!  Hah!  Why even bother woth shots!!  Hey,
] >my proposal to Blade for the groundrules of the contest was straight
] >up, no ice.  He called me a Barbarian!!  I say we start with a 1 1/2 liter
] >bottle a piece and go from there.  Who's in?
] 
] Well, you have to admit, there is one tru mixer and that is the 
] ICE CUBE!
] 
] How else do you keep your vodka ABSOLUTely frigid at all times without
] carrying around a Frigidaire ?

Okay, who's the inventive type??

We need one battery-operated portable cold-sac.  Must
keep hands warm and bottles cold.  Must be big enough
to hold a full bottle (I'd start with a 1 liter bottle
and go from there - leaves the second hand free to do
other things...), probably should have a handle - or
two handles for later in the event...

CatWoman

(btw - Blade, Rip - that was Stoli Silver and Absolute
Pepper?  Or am I mixed up again???  I want to know waht
to hide...)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Date: Wed,  4 Nov 1992 17:01:16 -0500 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: An invitaiton
	<Bx5n5t.BMC@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>

jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) threatens:
> Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu> shares: 
> >RickI, The RoadRunner trying to find the smallest closet in the world.
> 
> You keep this up and Steven will pound you small enough to FIT into the
> smallest closet in the world....*teasing snicker*

*lewd leer* Oh Jules, you could *pound* me anytime.  As for Steve, hmmm,
I'll have to think about that before I extend the invitation to him.
After all, I don't want to steal him away from you.

RickI, the RoadRunner.
trouble is the stuff life is made of.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Blade, Vodka and The Drink Of The Year
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 01:40:18 GMT

In article <92313.165557AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>In article <1992Nov6.140430.5298@sequent.com>, rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
>says:
>>
>>>>>epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary) shares:
>>>>>>What are we gonna do with him ladies?? *grin*
>>>>>Ariel:
>>>>   Anything you want to, he likes it that way. *wicked grin*
>>>>Or am I wrong Blade??
>>>Mary:
>>>Oh, this definitely sounds interesting, and yes I *do* believe he has
>>>hinted at this before.  Should prove to be interesting.
>>>
>>>I remember a few of us were gonna gang up on him once before, mayhap
>>>we should do it this time? *Mary asks innocently*
>>>
>>Rip:
>>Now just who do you think is crazy enough to do something like that?
>>(count me in)
>   Okay, we've got 3....anymore??   Rip, do you want to get him drunk?

Well, I personally don't think *I* could drink him under the table!
But, I suppose if we made a tag team event out of it.....

>and then when he is in a pliable mood, we (Mary and I...and whomever else)
>can ...  (Blade, you didn't think I would really tell you what I was thinking
>ahead of time?  Do you?? *wink*  Don't worry, it will be something *special*.)
>*innocent smile*

I can't wait!

rip
-- 
He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd be
there ... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.
From: CE42@lafibm.lafayette.edu (CE42000)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: RE: Hi again...: )
Date: 10 Nov 92 18:42:10 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <1992Nov10.022520.3561@cheshire.oxy.edu> johnsons@cheshire.oxy.edu (Sarah Curtis Johnson) writes:
>Okay, because I care about all you wonderful people in ARCland, I have to
>warn you...*this is a **GERM-INFESTED** post*
>Please, exercise caution when reading, and don't breathe too close to the
>screen.  I hope to spare all of you the misery I have been through for the
>past week...
>
>Now, that said...Hi again!
>I am *almost* back to the land of the living.  If it's not midterms, it's
>illness, and as if either wasn't bad  enough, try both at the same time.
>Ick.
>
>But, now I am proud to say that, although not quite recovered, I at least have
>finished making up tests and work and various other awful technicalities of
>student life.  SO, I am once more able to post.  (For those of you in the
>chocolate vat, who thought I had simply slipped below the surface for awhile,
>don't worry.  I snuck out while no one was looking so as not to infect the
>chocolate.  Of course, now that I'm getting healthier, the vat is calling my
>name...*grin*)
>
>And here I am...miss me?
>*HUGS*  (but not *too* close...:)

Of course we missed you!!! :-) The vat was getting quite dull without
any strawberries in it.  *Hug*
Welcome Back!
Emily
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: If that is what he said, I agree...
Date: 5 Nov 92 20:50:23 GMT
	<Bx7ooF.J81@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) writes:
> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) shares: 
> Puter said:
> >>I don't think y'all were goin' to an outdoor quiltin' bee...
> >
> My cute husband said:
> >Shush!!! She fell for it once...:)
> 
> *Julie whispers to Lis her best buddy*
> I just love it when a plan falls into place...heh heh heh

*snort* A consipracy of SexySecretaries!

RickI, the RoadRunner
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw)
Subject: Re: Dark Knights return
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.
Date: Sun, 08 Nov 1992 18:54:24 GMT


Oh no.  Hide the women, or at least have them put
on the patented BDC Anti-Tickling-By-Reversing-The
-Tickling-Sensation devices......


Bruhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaachoo woooooOOOOOOOooooooooooo

BDC

P.S. Welcome back, and I thought that was Blade snoring....
-- 
   "Life is a highway, I want to drive it all night long" 
    Tom Cochrane 
    1983 750 Maximum
    kkwwkk@mixcom.com                 shaw@mixcom.com
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Todd Boatman)
Subject: Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEMR! (was: My turn!!!)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 01:32:24 GMT

mtompset@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Mark Tompsett) writes:

<STUFF DELETED)

>Ah! But 16 isn't as nice as 11 or THIRTEEN!!!! (HINT HINT!)
>The only nice thing about 16 is that it is 2^(2^2).

Wow!  I never knew my birthdate was so complex.  

>11 and 13 are way nicer because they are PRIME. Everybody knows
>primes are the nicest numbers of all!

>                       Mark -- Nah... I don't need to put my last name.

>>Todd
>>The Official Detective of the RFA!
>
>Can you find all the CSC's stolen books?

Well, there not here in Nashville.  Have you looked under your bed? (just
kidding)
Anyway, I just solve mysteries of the HEART!

Happy Birthday Mark!  I did not catch all of your post about lies being
spread all around the building, but don't let that get you down.  And
PLEASE, stop talking all of that MATH stuff!  My wife is a mathematician,
and ..... whoops, here she comes now..... BYE!

Todd
The Official Detective now looking for lost CSC books even though that's
not my specialty of the RFA.

boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu



-- 
"In days of old, when Knights were bold, and journyed from their castles.
Trusty men were left behind, Knights needed not the hassles.  They helped
themselves to pig, and peach, and drank from King's own chalice. Ahh, what
a stirring sight to see, these Gypsies in the Palace." -J.B.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: Endings - a poem
Keywords: poetry
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 10:09:28 GMT

robg@citr.uq.oz.au (Rob Geraghty) writes:

<<Poem called "Endings" deleted>>


>				Rob Geraghty 16/2/90

Hey Rob - you've got a *serious* case of net.lag!!
Hope you see this before 1994!!   :-)

(Sorry - did someone say there was a poem.... :-)  )

Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
Ignore the from line: I'm really at rwm@stan.xx.swin.oz.au
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Letter from a vacation...
Date: 11 Nov 92 21:35:36 GMT
	<1992Nov11.044252.21141@cheshire.oxy.edu>
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

johnsons@cheshire.oxy.edu (Sarah Curtis Johnson) writes:
> In article <BxIww8.HuB@news.cso.uiuc.edu> boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Todd Bo\
> atman) writes:
> >You silly bird, CHEERY not CHERRY!  Everyone here knows that 
> >STRAWBERRIES are the only fruit allowed in the RFA.
>   
> Hey, we here in the RFA don't discriminate against any fruits...we just 
> acknowledge that Strawberries are the *best* fruits!!  (Not to toot my own 
> horn...*strawberrygrins*) 

Indeed HoneyStraw, you are the best *fruit* in the Vat.

> >...unless
> >you count Chocolate strawberries. 
> 
> Of *course* we count chocolate strawberries...don't we?  I mean, they *are*
> the best kind of fruit...;)
> 
> > Hmmmm....I wonder if you
> >could have a chocolate covered strawberry with a cherry 
> >on top (*wicked grin*).
>  
> Well, you really can't improve much on perfection, but hey, why not?  I mean,
> what ever floats yer boat...(hehehe)
> *STRAWBERRYHUGS*
> -Sarah
> Official Strawberry of the RFA
> (feeling *much* better...finally!  :)  

RickI, the RoadRunner
Gloating is very unbecoming, dear.
But *I* love it when you do that.
From: ugabarra@mcl.ucsb.edu (Il Viaggiatore)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: what is the story about this story?
Date: 7 Nov 92 07:36:40 GMT

i was curious about the story that seems to be taking place on this group..
is it a closed group of people?  if other people can join in, how do they
and are there any rules that need to be followed?  it just looks like a lot
of fun, and i presently could use a creative outlet in my life..

cya l8r >8=;==;==---'

	Il Viaggiatore
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: Emily is barefoot!!! In the kitchen?
Keywords: Needed: One rubber fryin' pan
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 10:33:28 GMT

mtompset@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Mark Tompsett) writes:

>In article <BxCp34.Atv@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary) writes:
>[other person's stuff deleted]
>>Is this becoming a trend or something?  We now have *two* gals with
>>frying pans that have to set men straight...*EvilGrin*
>>
>>GEMR

>Men are straight. It's those women we meet that aren't. ;) KIDDING!
>Anyways, I don't care if anyone is barefoot! I want to know if:
>A) This is really getting out there, and

Yes Mark - you *are* still being seen... :-)

>B) WHERE'S SPACE CADETS?! I'm going insane wondering if whats-his-name
>   survived, or not. Not as if I'm sane to start with.

>And anyways... WHAT DOES GEMR STAND FOR ANYWAYS?

Green-Eyed Maiden of Romance, if my memory serves me correct....
Maybe the Lady herself would like to verify that...

Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
Ignore the from line: I'm really at rwm@stan.xx.swin.oz.au
From: kstubles@jupiter.cse.utoledo.edu (Begly)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: HELP I need Romantic Quotes QUICK
Date: 5 Nov 92 07:12:54 GMT

KASper  Writes Back From:  kstubles@jupiter.cse.utoledo.edu

I go now, with your breath on my face
Your smile in my eyes
Your kiss on my lips
And the hope in my heart not to foget or be forgotten.
Should you look into the sky and see a shooting star,
Think of me an know deep in your heart,
I wonder where and how you are.

Kraig Stubleski
12-6-91

Excerp from the Wondering Wanderer.

Maybe more to come.  What do you think?
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: What is Love?
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 01:58:21 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland
Keywords: A test! Cool!

> labaks@emory.edu (Abraham Song) sharpens my pencil...
>
>>1.)  What is Love?

Love is when I'm walking about six feet in the air, and just thinking
about him makes me smile. Love is when it feels right.

>>2.)  What is Romance?

Romance is when he brings me a rose in the computing lab.

>>3.)  What is the difference between love and romance?

Romance is the little things we do to remind each other that we love
each other.



Edouard, I love you

*HUG*
*kiss*

clare



PS, some of you may be surprised by this post, I don't want to go into
the details on the net so mail me if you want more details.
-- 
     |                 &   Official Welcomer    &  Hello, my name is Inigo 
,--. |  --. ,--. ,--.  &      of the RFA        &  Montoya.  You killed my 
|    | ,--| |    |--'  &  BigSis to Kristiina,  &  father. Perpare to die.
`--' " `--" "    `--'  &    Eric and Chris      &    -- The Princess Bride
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: "-=[SLS]=-" <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Richard Iswara gets in trouble.
Content-Type: text
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 18:24:51 GMT
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL0]
Content-Length: 1228      


| > You keep this up and Steven will pound you small enough to FIT into the
| > smallest closet in the world....*teasing snicker*
| 
| *lewd leer* Oh Jules, you could *pound* me anytime.  As for Steve, hmmm,
| I'll have to think about that before I extend the invitation to him.
| After all, I don't want to steal him away from you.
| 
| RickI, the RoadRunner.
| trouble is the stuff life is made of.
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Then you will be feeling quite lively quite soon, Ricki....*stern
look* What is this stuff you are talking about with my wife?...HMMM?

 
| Jules, you could *eat* me anytime.  But please, as a favor for me, would 
| you smear some natural and appetizing sauce on before you put me on the 
| charcoal? After all, I wouldn't want to upset your pretty tummy. Not to 
| mention my desire to be edible.
| RickI, the RoadRunner
| where's the spit?

Oh Ricki....how about if I get a long six inch thick spit and impale
you oh so gently upon it and then tenderly set you atop some nicely
glowing coals? Once the skin splits and juices flow we could feed you
to the  neighborhood doggies. They are hungry all the time anyway. Of
course, if you prefer, I could feed you to them raw.

Hmmm?

Steve
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: What is Love?
Keywords: Does ANYBODY *really* know?...
Organization:  MOOOOOOOOOON RIIIIIIIIIIVER!
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 06:51:15 GMT

               Love is....

      It is said that love is patient, love is kind,
      But there is more, I think, than that.
      Love is the small secretive smile on your face
      As you remember a night spent holding and loving 
      Each other. Love is the silly pet names that you
      Have for each other. What do you care that others
      Think they are silly? Love is pulling in tandem, not
      Apart. Love is not never having to say you are 
      Sorry, but rather being able to say you are sorry
      And then go on. Love is saying your vows to his 
      Ascot because you know that the swell of emotion is
      Going to make you cry if you look him in the eye...
      But then you look him in the eye anyway because you 
      Realize that nothing matters but what you both feel.
      Love is the card you sent just because when you 
      Knew the day had been bad. Love is being able to 
      Weather the storm as well as play in the sunshine.
      This and more is what love is to me...

Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: kitty heads
Keywords: kitties, purrin'
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 12:00:07 GMT

puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:

> rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) strokes a little fur...
                                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
What??? I did nothing of the sort!!

I won't be dragged down into the PuterGutter!!  :-)

>>And where Puter is concerned.....
>>I'd say those nasty kitties have got their heads on right... :-)

>Well, they always seem to straighten _my_ head...

Well - I don't think we needed to know *that*.....

>			*BONK*

>I hate it when she reads PYM and POM's posts...    sheesh...

PuetGal saves the day again.... !!!  :-)

(OK, so I can't type - you know what I mean!)

Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
Ignore the from line: I'm really at rwm@stan.xx.swin.oz.au
From: 32BWQQP@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU (David Martin)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: fuzzies
Date: 10 Nov 92 10:20:50 GMT
Organization: Central Michigan University

Organization: Central Michigan University
Date: Tuesday, 10 Nov 1992 05:12:57 EST
From: David Martin <32BWQQP@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: fuzzies


From: ugabarra@mcl.ucsb.edu (Il Viaggiatore)

>i was curious about the story that seems to be taking place on this group..

which one? we got a million of em...

>is it a closed group of people?

No, generally speaking it's an unclothed group of deranged psychopaths.

>if other people can join in, how do they

Your mother could probably help you with this question better than I
could over the net...

>and are there any rules that need to be followed?

Yeah. Piss off madam pres as often as you can get around to it.
Past, president, or future, doesn't matter, just don't forget to
get around to it regularly. Make it a habbit, kind of like going
to the bathroom every night before going to bed.

>it just looks like a lot of fun,

...Uh...  never thought of it that way...

>and i presently could use a creative outlet in my life..

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From: dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Blade, Vodka and The Drink Of The Year
Date: 11 Nov 1992 11:33:49 -0500
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

>I agree!! A shot or three!?!  Hah!  Why even bother woth shots!!  Hey,
>my proposal to Blade for the groundrules of the contest was straight
>up, no ice.  He called me a Barbarian!!  I say we start with a 1 1/2 liter
>bottle a piece and go from there.  Who's in?

Well, you have to admit, there is one tru mixer and that is the 
ICE CUBE!

How else do you keep your vodka ABSOLUTely frigid at all times without
carrying around a Frigidaire ?

>Warm beer... *really*!!
>
>David

Gives me the willies I must say... Warm Beeyah is the Anti_vodka!

Blade
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: A departure and an announcement!
Organization:  Funk the Dumb Stuff!
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 22:40:29 GMT

I'm sorry to announce the departure of Lari Howard from the TygerBoink
committee, but at the same time I would like to extend my congratulations
to her on the birth of....her *son*! Bitchin', no? :)

From her letter to me...

>hello committee members!
>
>i've decided that i can't come to the Chat/Boink... and i'll finally
>explain... let me put it this way ;) :
>
>	John Arthur Angus Howard
>	Born: October 14, 1992, 8:38pm
>	Weight: 8lbs 12 oz.
>
>lari

Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Reactions?
Date: 6 Nov 92 03:08:12 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au

HDNC@MUSICB.MCGILL.CA (HDNC000) writes:

>To all of you out there in ARC land:

>I am crushed!  I have not seen any reaction to my story or to my
>application to be a member of the RFA!

>I am starting to feel.........

My friend, please dont be too concerned about the lack of response...

A few of the people around here are way over the hill (OLD!) and it
takes them long enough to remember their passwords I am sure   *GRIN*

(Hmmm...there is definietely one exception to the over the hill(OLD!)
bit tho.....)


>Blackjac.

-CBMIEB!

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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: A departure and an announcement!
Organization:  I'm part of a massive Blonde Conspiracy
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 02:25:10 GMT

ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
>>tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) shares: 
>
>[Birth announcement deleted]
>
>Way cool, but Kristin?...I would have thought that it would have been
>more appropriate for Lari to make such an announcement to the world at
>large. Perhaps you didn't quote the private email she sent you
>entirely, I imagine she told you to announce this for her?

If there is a problem with my announcing John's birth to the net then that 
is between Lari and I, isn't it? I don't understand why you are making it
your business and I *really* don't understand how you managed to get my name 
spelled wrong when it's right there in the header. Oh well, better luck
next time, eh?

   Tyger

-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break
From: pcxsws@unicorn.nott.ac.uk (S.Ward-Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: HELP I need Romantic Quotes QUICK
Date: 11 Nov 92 12:15:46 GMT
Organization: Cripps Computing Centre, University of Nottingham

"Though my carriage, be but careless,
though my looks be of the sternest,
when I love,
I love in earnest.

No my wits are not so wild,
But a gentle soul, may yoke me,
Nor my heart so hard compil`d
but it melts,
if love provoke me."

Thomas Weelkes (1604)

Thought everyone might enjoy this,

Slainte,
Steve.
Official Alchemist of the RFA.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat