HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: harderaf@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: phone-in
Date: 30 Sep 92 23:01:01 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire



In article <1992Sep24.142601.13085@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, jtf9s@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Phantom) writes:
> 
> I'd like to ask the panel what changes they would make if they
> were Hitler.
> 

1: Invade Poland
2: Start WWII
3: Attack France
4: Grow neat little mustache
6: Blitz London
7: Trim not-so-neat little mustache
8: Invade Soviet Onion Area
5: Feed Eva
9: Steal French Louvre Stuff (not funny)
10: Commit Suicide by setting fire to self


Love,

Ali Spaerk
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Monday, 28 Sep 1992 15:41:35 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,
Subject: I've got an idea!!!

Now that you've gotten over the stunning subject header, I'll elaborararorate.
I was schtinking. And then I stopped. But I was fortunate enough to write
it down. What if the people (Apologize if my assumption is wrong) in this
here humdinger of a newsgroup decided to make a list. Put down info like
your name, preferred cheese, complete adress, sex (yes or no), name you
least like to be called, birthday, etc.

I'll put them together into a coherent blob (morryoxon?), and post them later.
This'll probably serve two porpoises (although a man cannot serve two
porpoises). First, the conversation'll be a little easier to follow for
newcomers, and two, you'll get tons of unwanted mail on or around the anniversa
ry of your DOB. Just a thought.

OK, enuff of this. On to the journey. Who will join me? There are many
benifits: the women, the children, the spam. Especially the spam.
Urf.

-- Sal aka I prefer that you bow to me in awe.

(It's been a while since I've used my sig. I hope it isn't dusty.)



You can find me at your neighborhood grocery store in
  the breakfast foods aisle, or by sending bits, bytes and
    burps to: MDSQC@CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU, or by yodeling words, songs
      and, yes, burps to Work:1(718)260-3349 or School:1(212)339-????
        or Home:1(718)859-7012, with a machine on the first two.

            The Saviour of Breakfast, Away!
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Date: 29 Sep 92 15:27:13 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <1992Sep28.225811.15914@aber.ac.uk> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
>From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
>Subject: Re: parrot sketch
>Date: 28 Sep 92 22:58:11 GMT
>
>	In article <1992Sep28.111719.7822@ac.dal.ca> 
>	aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) did say :
>
>->In article <1992Sep28.122638.19489@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
>->> 
>->> 	In article <1992Sep28.121517.25166@aber.ac.uk> 
>->> 	dlc@csthor.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (David Louis Cheseldine) did say :
>->> 
>->> ->
>->> 
>->> Well that was a lot..............
>->> 
>->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
>->
>->Does it talk?
>->Andrew aka obviously not!
>Pag aka no but the slug does..
Gun aka HEY.....This parrot's dead!
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: not being seen
Keywords: BOOM
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:59:53 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00485-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


Hello, welcome to the art of not being seen.
In this field a Mr Jester of Purdue, is practicing the art of not being seen.
Stand up Mr. Jester.
			     \ | \ / | /	
			       \\||//
				\\//
				||||
				BOOM!!
Rule number one:
		never stand up.

In this field we have Gina aka she's a wench.  Stand up Gina.....As you can see,
she did not stand up.  But we know where she is hiding.

			\ |\ |/ /
			  \\||//
			   \\//
			   ||||
			   BOOM!!

						Mr. Walker
						aka the phantom
						aka the ghost who walks
						aka the guy in the purple tights.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 01:46:03 GMT

>> Welcome. Are you a goer? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
>Am I a goer !!! Now What do you think? I did write to you first, after
>all.
Well, how ,do I know that you didn't write everyone else first, then me?
 
>> Well...neither does Ratboy...unless you count Rat-tart-boy...
>Ratboy must then of course be physically short....
There's only two things short on *this* Ratboy (are there others?)...my 
attention spam...One! One thing short...and it's not that short, actually. 
 
>> I prefer a little spam every now and then...come along?
>Sure; where are we going, and will we be alone when we get there
>?*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! I think she likes rodents!
 
>> Another lousy American! Ptha! Hold a tick...I'm one too...
>Take that and run with it....
Gotta find me leg first...
 
>> She *is* a goer! *grin*
>Didn't think I'd disappoint you, did you?
C'mon...let's stop by Wicked Wanda's on the way...and I gotta cancel my
membership at Tudor's...
 
>> Eh. That's not too bad...could have been Brigette...or Ms. SCUM
>Could've been lots of things, but I'm not. Much.
I'm not very.
 
>> Can I send cheese?
>Only if you hand-deliver it, after slaving for days to make it
>yourself. 
Can I claw deliver it? Otherwise I gotta borrow Simon's hand...

>> Ratboy aka first lesson of a.f.m-p...you just gotta sign off with something
>>   (sort of) witty...
>> ...or silly...
>> 
>> ...or uncommital...
>> 
>> ...or spam...
>> 
>> ...or--
>> 
>>   {thud}
>> 
>> Well, Ratboy, educate me in the ways of wit  (HA HA HA HA)
>All I can say is I'm not a wench.
>	And I'm not a lumberjack.
>	But I do ...
>	And I do...
>	oh my....
>	Do that again.......
>> 
Arroight! Back off! The lot of you! I finally found one who likes rats, and
you're not going to come in here talking of Oriental Fortunetellers and
screw this on up! So nick it!

Ratboy aka Hope she likes cheese too..or is that too much to ask?
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Date: 5 Oct 92 15:24:20 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Oct04.150809.2623@DIALix.oz.au> 
	meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) did say :

->ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM wonders in a state of bewilderment:
->>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
->>> >->>->>->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
->>> >->>->>->Does it talk?
->>> >->>->>->Andrew aka obviously not!
->>> >->>->>Pag aka no but the slug does..
->>> >->>->Lisa aka I'd like to buy a license for Eric, my pet slug.....
->>> >->>Pag aka that'll be 74 pounds please. Otherwise we send round the slug 
->>> >->>        detector van.
->>> >->N-N-N-Not th-th-th-the SLUG DETECTOR VAN!  {jarring chord}
->>> >->Ratboy aka has nothing to fear...unless they take varmints too... 
->>> > Well we could send for the RATBOY detector van if you want
->>> Would you please? It has been so long since I was detected...I almost
->>> forgot what it's like. 
->>> >Pag aka no where was that poi*** I had.
->>> Ratboy aka it's up there in the cab***.
->>Cabana?
->>Caboon?
->>Cabuta?
->>Caboto?
->Cabinet!  That's where I keep my point(ed) sticks.
Aha.. he got it......
->
->>PKT fnork watchermean, mate?
->Meetch aka Time for a crash course in censorship.
Pag aka well no where is that little rat-tr** I had.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Get the comfy chair !
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 05:24:11 GMT

>
>
>
> **********************************************************************
>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>*                                                                      *
>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
> **********************************************************************

Hmmm. The U2 quote seems rather relevent to this posting, I believe.

Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Date: 29 Sep 92 20:47:03 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) leaps onto the tracks and snags the fair maiden just in time to pull her out of the way of the rapidly approaching super-bullet train:

>}jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) beats his hairy chess bored:
>}>no, please no....i itch all over right now..please now
>}><we interrupt for these unimportant messages}
>}>jester really liks to itch so please make him suffer in glee.
>}We interrupt   ^^^^
>}this
>}interuption
>}to ask the
>}burning
>}question:
>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....

Right! I'm calling my lawyer! 

>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>this means war....

Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!

>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>-- 
>I am the soap sore that sticks your shop!
>I am the hair meter that stings while you tub!
>I am the cold scum that expires to your pipes.
>I am the parkingball that clings in your lip.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: St. Jester's Day
Keywords: worship me...not!!!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 16:23:09 GMT

jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (Jamie) enjoys being cut up into little pieces:
}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) vents his righteous fury:
}>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Dead Meat!!!!) insults me one last time:
}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (St. Jester) flies off the handle all too easily:
}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless you
}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
}>}>on the street......
}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
}Oh? I thought you already *had* a bad name...

well bring that little fact into account....
look....i have had it iwht you..time to 
call in the heavy artillery.......MOM!!!!

}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intrest!
}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
}Jamus allies Nothing! My posts ar alwus prefect!!
Editor Jester squig and where did you learn to spell????
-- 
I am the single career man all women want to date!
I am the icky bug that crawls up your trouser leg.
I am the pin that bursts your bubble.
I am the butter that melts in your pan!
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Date: 28 Sep 92 22:58:11 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Sep28.111719.7822@ac.dal.ca> 
	aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) did say :

->In article <1992Sep28.122638.19489@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
->> 
->> 	In article <1992Sep28.121517.25166@aber.ac.uk> 
->> 	dlc@csthor.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (David Louis Cheseldine) did say :
->> 
->> ->
->> 
->> Well that was a lot..............
->> 
->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
->
->Does it talk?
->Andrew aka obviously not!
Pag aka no but the slug does..
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A tiger....in Africa?
Date: 27 Sep 92 16:39:41 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00475-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <1992Sep21.143352.7660@ac.dal.ca>, aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!umn.edu!news.cs.indiana.edu!nstn.ns.ca!ac.dal.ca!aproden
|> From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Re: A tiger....in Africa?
|> Message-ID: <1992Sep21.143352.7660@ac.dal.ca>
|> Date: 21 Sep 92 14:33:52 -0300
|> References: <5424@news.duke.edu>
|> Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
|> Lines: 22
|> 
|> In article <5424@news.duke.edu>, daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford) writes:
|> > 
|> > I don't understand the point of these lines is the Meaning of Life.  I
|> > don't see why they ask the question.  Are they being stupid?  Are they
|> > trying to imply that the doctor's a quack?  Am I being silly?  Well,
|> > yes, I suppose, but that's not the point.
|> > 
|> > Anyway, somebody explain this.  Please?
|> > 
|> > T. Daniel Crawford
|> > Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
|> > University of Georgia
|> > Athens, GA 30602
|> 
|> Perhaps tigers are not native to Africa, and therefore would
|> not be expected to be found there, unless they had escaped from
|> the zoo.  It's similar to films where penguins and polar bears,
|> despite being from separate hemispheres, are found on top of the
|> same television set, and subsequently explode.
|> 
|> Andrew aka Now... the first thing to do when you're being stalked
|> by an ugly mob with raspberries, is to... release the tiger.
|> 
you could always drop a very large weight on them.
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Aka
Date: 27 Sep 92 13:46:52 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Sep24.090817.21525@aber.ac.uk> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
|
|	In article <3486@dozo.and.nl> 
|	jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) did say :
|
|<stuff dipped in lemon curry and then added to my strawberry `rat' tart>
|->|>|>What is Aka.......
|->>>|
|->|>|i would like to know too.
|->|>
|->|>Archaic Kitchen Appliances ...
|->|>
|->|>                                                O/  O/
|->|>                                               <|  <|/
|->|>Jos aka Look: I used to be two ballet dancers: /'\ /`<-------
|->|Chris aka What's this then?-----------------------------------|
|->
|->That's me aunt Muriel, imitating my pet hippopotamus, while singing
|->the Eskimo national anthem all backwards. Didn't you recognize her?
|Aha... but what about the farting it sideways bit..

Oops! Sorry, how silly of mine ... Yes indeed, she used to fart sideways
too, ya know. But that was before I gave her a frontal lobotomy with
my axe. She really appreciated it; she's such a cute old lady she is.
But now she smells a bit funny ...

|->
|->Jos aka I used to be a turbot. But not anymore, it didn't pay well ...
|Pag aka a halibut called Erik.

Jos aka but I _do_ have a spare leg.
From: ericfitz@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Eric P Fitzpatrick)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Creosote explodes
Date: 5 Oct 92 03:13:47 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania




He ate an after-dinner mint that was "only wafer thin."

				--------=====>Fitz<=====----------
From: KA@Round_Table.Camalot.Uk (King Arthur)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: I have arrived!
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 02:26:17 GMT
Organization: King of the Brits!
NNTP-Posting-Host: b62139.student.cwru.edu

	It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!

	I have arrived, my fellow comrades. I shall vaquish our foes, 
drive the French Scurmies from our land, and bring glory to our kingdom!
<briiiingg>
<click>

Hello?

Sig File?
Let me check...

	Is there a Mr. Sig File here?
	I have a call for a Mr. Sig File!
	Is he here????
From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Date: 29 Sep 92 14:20:53 -0300
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <1992Sep28.225811.15914@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
> 
> 	In article <1992Sep28.111719.7822@ac.dal.ca> 
> 	aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) did say :
> 
> ->In article <1992Sep28.122638.19489@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
> ->> 
> ->> 	In article <1992Sep28.121517.25166@aber.ac.uk> 
> ->> 	dlc@csthor.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (David Louis Cheseldine) did say :
> ->> 
> ->> ->
> ->> 
> ->> Well that was a lot..............
> ->> 
> ->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
> ->
> ->Does it talk?
> ->Andrew aka obviously not!
> Pag aka no but the slug does..
Andrew again aka Right, I'll 'ave that one then!
P.S. Wot's the palindrome of Bolton?
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Complaint
Date: 29 Sep 92 15:26:58 GMT
Organization: Youngstown State University

In article <1992Sep29.065337.3500@tamsun.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
 
>
>>>>>>->I wish to register a complaint !
>>>>>>Ermmm.... Hello Miss......
>>>
>>>I'm sorry, I have a cold...
>>>
>>>>>>->Kezzle.
>>>>>>Pag aka not a dead parrot called Lisa, Erik or anything else for that
>>>>>>        matter..
>>>>>Lisa aka I'm not a parrot..I'm a 'alibit
>>>>>Chris aka You're not fooling anyone, you know.
>>>Ratboy aka But I *am* a newt!
>>Lisa aka welcome back, oh Rat god that you be :)
>Ratboy aka Oh how I love me fans...:)  Missed you the most Lisa...
>   WORSHIP ME!!!! (sorry, Jes...no diety infringement intended...)
>Chris aka You're in for it now!  Back away, everyone.  Don't want to be hit
by the lightning, you know!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Date: 6 Oct 92 12:51:36 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct6.014603.3834@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>> Welcome. Are you a goer? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
>>Am I a goer !!! Now What do you think? I did write to you first, after
>>all.
> Well, how ,do I know that you didn't write everyone else first, then me?

Now, WOnder-rat, do you really think I could do it--I mean *that*-to
you? Really? (and how well?)
>  
>>> Well...neither does Ratboy...unless you count Rat-tart-boy...
>>Ratboy must then of course be physically short....
> There's only two things short on *this* Ratboy (are there others?)...my 
> attention spam...One! One thing short...and it's not that short, actually. 

Well, HOW SHORT IS IT, then?
>  
>>> I prefer a little spam every now and then...come along?
>>Sure; where are we going, and will we be alone when we get there
>>?*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
> Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! I think she likes rodents!

I like lots of things, lots of ways.
>  
>>> Another lousy American! Ptha! Hold a tick...I'm one too...
>>Take that and run with it....
> Gotta find me leg first...

I'm hiding from you...no, it's in your pocket (or are you just happy
to see me?)
>  
>>> She *is* a goer! *grin*
>>Didn't think I'd disappoint you, did you?
> C'mon...let's stop by Wicked Wanda's on the way...and I gotta cancel my
> membership at Tudor's...

Get a tutor, then. They are the best thing to help you learn....
	( I should know--I am one)
>  
>>> Eh. That's not too bad...could have been Brigette...or Ms. SCUM
>>Could've been lots of things, but I'm not. Much.
> I'm not very.

Not very what ? Good? Bad? What?
>  
>>> Can I send cheese?
>>Only if you hand-deliver it, after slaving for days to make it
>>yourself. 
> Can I claw deliver it? Otherwise I gotta borrow Simon's hand...

Claws might hurt...
> 
>>> Ratboy aka first lesson of a.f.m-p...you just gotta sign off with something
>>>   (sort of) witty...
>>> ...or silly...
>>> 
>>> ...or uncommital...
>>> 
>>> ...or spam...
>>> 
>>> ...or--
>>> 
>>>   {thud}
>>> 
>>> Well, Ratboy, educate me in the ways of wit  (HA HA HA HA)
>>All I can say is I'm not a wench.
>>	And I'm not a lumberjack.
>>	But I do ...
>>	And I do...
>>	oh my....
>>	Do that again.......
>>> 
> Arroight! Back off! The lot of you! I finally found one who likes rats, and
> you're not going to come in here talking of Oriental Fortunetellers and
> screw this on up! So nick it!

Well, stick it out so they can nick it, and I'll send the remains to
Jester to put in his St. Jester's day sketches.

> 
> Ratboy aka Hope she likes cheese too..or is that too much to ask?

There is no limit to what you can ASK, just don't demand.
From: Chuck.Collins@mailbox.bison.mb.ca (Chuck Collins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Comedy Survey
Date: 25 Sep 92 16:47:28 GMT


 What would you like to see covered by such a magazine? What
would turn you off? What other comedy/humor needs do you have? 


Well, I think it should be funny. You know, humourous. Tickle your funny
bone type of thing. Know what I mean? Wink wink, nudge nudge. At least I
think it should be funny. I wouldn't want you to get the wrong idea. If
funny is alright with you then it's fine by me. You do think it should be
funny don't you? I mean if you don't you could always make it a serious
magazine. That way it wouldn't be funny. Or maybe a magazine about bees?
Eric would love that. Of course he's only a half a bee but thats alright.
Or maybe a magazine about Penguins? There you go, penguins! You could do
an article on their natural habititat, right on top of the telly. Yes,
that's the ticket. Penguins it is! So no more of this talk about humour
magazines. It's about penguins. 

*FSED91j*
 * Origin: Check - and - Mate - THE LAND BBS (1:348/700.0)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Compliant
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 00:52:35 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>->I wish to register a complaint !
>>>>>>>>>>Ermmm.... Hello Miss......
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'm sorry, I have a cold...
>>>You think this is cold, Matey? Why, when I was young...
>>You were lucky!! In my day we didn't have Temperatures.
>>We had to go put our tongues against the lampposts to see
>>if they would stick!
>All I wanted for Christmas was the red rider 400 air rifle
>>>>>>>>>>>->Kezzle.
>>>>>>>>>>Pag aka not a dead parrot called Lisa, Erik or anything else for that
>>>>>>>>>>        matter..
>>>>>>>>>Lisa aka I'm not a parrot..I'm a 'alibit
>>>>>>>>>Chris aka You're not fooling anyone, you know.
>>>>>>>Ratboy aka But I *am* a newt!
>>>>>>Lisa aka welcome back, oh Rat god that you be :)
>>>>>Ratboy aka Oh how I love me fans...:)  Missed you the most Lisa...
>>>>>   WORSHIP ME!!!! (sorry, Jes...no diety infringement intended...)
>>>>>Chris aka You're in for it now!  Back away, everyone.  Don't want to be hit
>>>>by the lightning, you know!
>>>Ratboy aka Ahhhh....lightning shmightning...I ain't afraid o' no stinking
>>>  lightning...
>>ZZZZAP! Instant Ratboy steaks (well-done)!
>>James octopud Lightning!
>Don't you know aggies don't make good steak?
>Dave smurf time to go drink a shiner
Ratboy aka but you can make Ratboy tart out of me...

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