HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: charleen@ADS.COM (Charleen Bunjiovianna)
Subject: Re: Evenings and Weekends : All you can eat places ??
Keywords: Evening/Weekend pig-out joints. NOT LUNCH BUFFETS.
Organization: The Original Estrogen-Crazed Lust Bunnies
Distribution: ba
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 20:28:35 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.013513.13276@ntmtv> adrian@ntmtv.UUCP (Adrian Brandt) writes:
>
>There are at least 2 Indian restaurants in Mountain View that offer a
>lunch buffet on weekends:  1) India Cookhouse on Castro Street and 2)
>Passage to India on El Camino Real near Shoreline.
>
>Passage to India is $4.99 and India Cookhouse is $5.99.  I think Gaylord's
>was $8.99.

Passage to India has gone up; I think it's now an even $6.00 or $7.00 with
tax.  I don't mind the increase because the food has gotten more interesting.
They also post a weekly menu of what they'll be serving in the buffet line.

India Cookhouse continues to be a wonderful place to stop and fill a
takeout carton on the days I don't have time to eat lunch in a
restaurant.  They give you containers for the nan and kheer (rice
pudding) as well.  I think it's a good value at $5.99 plus tax.

Charleen

Newsgroups: ba.food
From: altinbay@netcom.com (John Altinbay)
Subject: Re: plug for Hatcho in Santa Clara
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 02:00:38 GMT

It's a good Japanese restaurant, and a rarety in that it offers more
than the usual fare.

However...

I've decided to stop going there.  There is no non-smoking section,
and the dining area is rather small.  There's invariably someone
smoking, and I just don't want to get my food taste spoiled, not
to mention my health.

-- 
John Altinbay   -   altinbay@netcom.com
===============================================================
There's a spirit that guides me, a light that shines for me
My life is worth the living, I don't need to see the end.
From: conrad@socrates.ucsf.edu (Conrad Huang%CGL)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: Re: Hong Kong FLower Lounge
Date: 30 Dec 92 18:00:12 GMT
Distribution: ba
Organization: UCSF Computer Graphics Lab

skchin@jalapeno.engr.ucdavis.edu (Mystic) writes:

>In article <1992Dec30.011613.4447@news.csd.sgi.com> chew@macross.csd.sgi.com (Stephen Chew) writes:
>>
>>Just down the block is a restaurant called Fook Yuen and IMHO has better
>>food but definitely lacks the atmosphere. (maybe a plus :-))

>I agree.  Fook Yuen is much better.  They use quality ingredients
>  and the food tastes great.  It does lack the atmosphere that HKFL
>  has...in my opinion, the lights are turned on too bright... 

I haven't been to this place for a while, but my main complaint was the
*very* small portions of the dishes.  I'm not a big eater, but the amount
of food they give you (at prices comparable to the Hong Kong Flower
Lounge) seems inadequate.  I'd rather go down the street and wait, or
go to Kwong's on the other side of El Camino.

Conrad
From: alerman@garnet.berkeley.edu ()
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: VEGETARIAN POTLUCK IN OAKLAND! JANUARY 3, 1993
Date: 27 Dec 1992 10:57:08 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: garnet.berkeley.edu

Hello!

You are cordially invited to our VEGETARIAN POTLUCKS! We call ourselves 
The East Bay Vegetarians and we usually gather for potlucks on the first 
Sunday of each month. Our mission is to provide a sense of community by 
sharing food, company, and information with each other. We are an 
informal organization consisting of 3 organizers and a mailing list of 
about 70-80 vegetarians/vegans.

The next potluck will be held on SUNDAY, JANUARY 3, 1993 at:

Seventh-day Adventist Church
278 Grand Ave
Oakland, CA

We will gather at 6:30pm and eat at 7pm. We ask that you:

* Bring enough food to make about 4-8 portions.
* Bring a complete list of ingredients for the food you've prepared 
(some of us 	are vegan)
* Bring your own silverware, plates, cups, bowls, cups, serving spoons.
* Please try to get to the potluck by environmentally conscious means 
(eg. 	bike, bus, bart, etc. Please let me know if you would like to 
arrange a 	carpool with us).

(Our group is NOT affiliated with the church at which the potluck is 
taking place, and at the last meeting our diverse group included Hindus, 
pagans, agnostics, atheists and other spiritual/religious 
orientations.). 

If you want more info or you want to be on our mailing list, send email!

--
Alexander Lerman
<alerman@garnet.berkeley.edu>
(510) 848-4888 (voice/voice mail/fax)

Newsgroups: ba.food
From: brad@clarinet.com (Brad Templeton)
Subject: Re: ...a call for great pot stickers!
Organization: ClariNet Communications Corp.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 22:04:41 GMT

I liked the ones at Pot Sticker King in Cupertino but the rest of their
food was not too exciting.
-- 
Brad Templeton, ClariNet Communications Corp. -- Sunnyvale, CA 408/296-0366
Newsgroups: ba.food
From: janet@ntmtv.UUCP (Janet Jakstys)
Subject: Re: Chinese food on Castro
Organization: Northern Telecom Inc, Mountain View, CA
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 00:45:39 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.203958.20112@adobe.com>, dd@adobe.com (David DiGiacomo) writes:
|> (About Fat Wok III)
|> Well, I don't understand this.  I've been there a few times, and I thought
|> the food was quite good.  I especially liked the "Shredded Pork with
|> Marinated Mustard Greens".  The (newly remodeled) restaurant is not nearly
|> as tired looking as Fu Lam Mum, Dynasty, Chef Wang, Szechuan Garden etc.,
|> and the service was pretty good too.  Give it another try.
|> 
|> (I'm not talking about the "Fat Wok Buffet" next door, I haven't tried
|> that.)

There's a BIIGGG difference between Fat Wok III and the Fat Wok Buffet 
next door.  I've been to both for dinner.  Fat Wok III was pretty good, 
but the buffet next door was awful.  *Nob Hill Deli* has better Chow Mein!

-- 
**********************************************************************
Janet Jakstys         UUCP:{ames,pyramid!amdahl,hplabs}!ntmtv!janet
Northern Telecom      INTERNET:ntmtv!janet@ames.arc.nasa.gov
Mtn. View, CA.

**********************************************************************
From: atom@soda.berkeley.edu (Allen Tom)
Newsgroups: ba.food
Subject: New Ton Kiang!
Date: 30 Dec 1992 07:16:28 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
Distribution: ba
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu
Keywords: best dim sum on Geary?

Ton Kiang just got a new building on Geary @23rd in The City. Now they
offer dim sum! I went there for Dim Sum the other day and it was really
good! It sure beats Flower Lounge (the Geary one) as well as Yet Wah
(clement @23rd).

I didn't try the Salt Baked chicken, but I'm sure its as good as always.

BTW- theres another Ton Kiang on Geary @Parker, but they don't have dim sum.

So if you're stuck out in the Richmond, go try the new Ton Kiang!


-- 
Allen Tom                |  In the land of the blind,
c60b-1gs@web.berkeley.edu|      the man with one eye is king!
atom@soda.berkeley.edu   |         
atom@ocf.berkeley.edu    |wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba wubba!!!!
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bob
Date: 3 Jan 93 00:04:23 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1i4j9oINNikm@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>Note: This is a cultured and urbane party.  The management reserves the right
>to remove people who are not being cultured and urbane.  The definition of
>cultured and urbane is left up to the management to interpret as they see
>fit.  Note well that having violent sex in public places is viewed as cultured
>and urbane, while stealing art objects is not.  

Oh dear.  What about having violent sex in public places with stolen art
objects?
From: jea1@cornell.edu (John Austin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Halloo Out there!!!!!!!
Date: 21 Dec 92 19:21:45 GMT
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Xxdate: Mon, 21 Dec 92 19: 28:31 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d16

Hey, is my newsfeed fucked, or is anyone actually out there?  Yo!  Wake up!

Stupid one-line followups are encouraged.



(Excuse any double-posting...)
.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix iR Us                                   If a tree posted in the woods...
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
2473 562236the incredible shrinking .sig691
From: kenj@kambo.esd.sgi.com (Ken Jones)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ANYONE LOOKS GOOD IN JEANS
Date: 31 Dec 92 02:47:01 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: kambo.esd.sgi.com

phil@eos.arc.nasa.gov (Phil Stone) writes:

>All those stories about San Francisco...they don't even begin to tell
>the real truth.  Why, I can hardly get from my car to my house without
>being raped by roving gangs of opportunistic queers.

You lucky bastard!

- Ken, wondering what he's doing wrong
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: How my brother spent Christmas
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 06:48:56 GMT

rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca) writes:
>used a spray can of ether on the sleeping passengers

This stuff wouldn't be available in the states, would it?
It would be just _wonderful_ at parties.
--
!cat .signature
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Merry New Year
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 05:00:01 GMT

So, 1993 is now 24 hours old.

I'm EXTREMELY unimpressed, to say the least.

It had better snap it up REAL quick, or MEASURES will be taken, yessir.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 7642
Date: 1 Jan 1993 18:18:02 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC,
   carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) says:

>minhaszt@ucbeh.san.uc.edu writes:
>>
>>the philosophy of zionism did not specify jews as a religious
>>community but as a racial community.
>
>Jews are not a race, Jews are a People.
>You can be born a Jew, or Convert.
>I was born Jewish.  My girlfriend Converted.
>We will be Israeli citizens and live in Israel.
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: igb@fulcrum.co.uk (Ian G Batten)
Subject: Re: cd wars resumption
Keywords: dicksize, cds, qoolness
Organization: Fulcrum Communications
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 09:50:55 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.041004.2980@wam.umd.edu> kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
> The Blue Nile     A Walk Across the Rooftops
> The Blue Nile     Hats

Qool.  What does ``There's a red hat in the fountain'' mean?  And do you
care?

> Haircut 100       Pelican West

Retro-Qool.  We all hated it at the time, of course, but now we know
better.  And Arran sweaters are nice.

> The Waterboys     The Best of, '81-'90

Qool.  Any man you can play Van Morrison's ``The Healing Has Begun'' and
Prince's ``Purple Rain'' at the same gig is not to be messed with.  The
last gig I went to encored on an instrumental version of ``J T'Aime (Moi
Non Plus)''.  And was full of people in Arran sweaters.

> Everything But the Girl

Phillip Larkin is Qool.  You only need the lines:

	``Every day's like Christmas Day without you
	  It's cold and there's nothing to do''

to know that they went to Hull University.

ian





Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: can you say, 
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: hoo-boy, this is fun
Keywords: criminal
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 93 21:37:44 GMT

pre-trial diversion?
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Gregorian Disco
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 05:56:47 GMT

i was in a new age bookstore recently and the music
playing was a combination of Gregorian Chants and
Donna Summer. the bizarre thing is that this is actually
true, it is called Enigma, and i will probably
but it in a few days.

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Walking Between Rain Drops !!!!
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 18:39:05 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <Bzqt3s.8tv@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <1992Dec22.193935.570236@locus.com> dwight@devnet.la.locus.com (Dwight Tovey) writes:
>>I don't know
>>about rec.arts.startrek.misc or talk.bizarre, but the folks on
>>alt.folklore.urban are notorious for their total lack of respect.
>
>talk.bizarre will gut, cook, and EAT the lot of you.

AFU will do the same thing, but they'll also start up a month long thread
about whether it taste like chicken, and who puked on who's shoes.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	merk!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Looking for viking tatoo
Organization: The Gorilla-Shaped Cookie Trust, GmbH
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 21:11:39 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.005514.94770@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mar3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL AARON RISKIN) writes:
>If anyone has a viking tatoo please respond.
>Will pay up to $500 for one.

Won't it hurt when you flay the skin off?

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: large
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 01:24:15 GMT

small.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: what i want for xmas
Date: 26 Dec 1992 06:16:33 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: moccasin.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Dec24.024817.8988@netcom.com> raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee) writes:
>
>Cindy Crawford

Yeah, I want Cindy Crawford for Christmas.

What do I want Cindy Crawford?

I want Cindy Crawford to have a short but torrid affair with a fat
Greek plumber named "Papahadji."

I want Cindy Crawford to announce that the Maharishi is her Guru.

I want Cindy Crawford to gain forty pounds.

I want Cindy Crawford to shave her head, then dye the stubble in
a pink-triangle pattern to celebrate coming out of the closet
on a special edition of the Tonight Show guest-hosted by Ken Nordine.

I want Cindy Crawford to tattoo black barbecue stripes across her
thighs and leap onto the runway naked but for a handful of hamburger
as she yells, "MEAT!  MEAT!  MEAT IS RAPE!"

Yeah.

Yeah, I want Cindy Crawford all right.

c
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sibyl Waugh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: observations of my fellow victims
Date: 3 Jan 93 05:45:02 GMT
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

You know what I hate?  Rhetorical questions, that's what I hate.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams)
Subject: Re: masturbation frequency
Originator: cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 00:04:53 GMT

from somewhere on the net:
>My site that allows me to post doesn't carry a.mast, and I cannot post from
>the other, so I'm sending this to a random participant in the conversation.
>Please repost in a.mast.
>
>Some people seem incredulous at the numbers quoted.  They don't seem too
>unlikely to me.  Back at 16, I once went 24 times in a 30 hour period.  After
>about 8, the colour of the semen changes, eventually becoming clear with
>white blobs in it.  The amount of fluid depends dramatically on the intensity
>of that particular orgasm.  I can produce over a teaspoon after a couple of
>dry or near dry orgasms.
>
>Sixteen was nearly twenty years ago.  I can still come three times in a
>session, and 7 or 8 times in a day.  Even in my mid-thirties, I still come 20
>times or so per week.  Because of a complex set of social circumstances, most
>of my physical outlet is masturbation.

Gooley? MARK Gooley?

>.../greg
>
>--
>"say NO to four-line sigs"     greg_goss@mindlink.bc.ca

oh, nevermind. sorry, mark.

-cgw-
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: test article
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test 
Summary: food tastes good
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: joy
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 92 20:46:21 GMT
Expires: never

In article <1992Dec30.211445.17058@nntp.telxon.com> mikem@nntp.telxon.com (Michael Molnar) writes:
>
>This is another test article.  Please ignore it.

hey you mindless twit. why the hell don't you try misc.test or some shit
if you want to test your posting ability. we don't need it here.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: superheroes yet to be
Followup-To: rec.arts.comics.misc
Date: 2 Jan 1993 20:14:30 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


Cute Boy Death


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: simon
Date: 29 Dec 1992 22:30:57 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

While most people could be said to mature into adulthood,
Simon merely decayed away from pristine childhood.
  "I bought three copies of the Superman issue where he
dies!" he told me excitedly.
  I intentionally avoided his company for some time
after that.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Periodic Table
Date: 25 Dec 1992 17:32:28 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu



 plord@pioneer.uspto.gov (Paul Lord) writes:

>A while ago, you were challenged to anagram the periodic table.  
>
>    H                                                                   He
******
H, eh?

>    Li  Be                                          B   C   N   O   F   Ne
***************
CNN: Bible foe.

>     Na  Mg                                          Al  Si  P   S   Cl  Ar
**********************
<gasp> All in!  Scram!

>    K   Ca  Sc  Ti  V   Cr  Mn  Fe  Co  Ni  Cu  Zn  Ga  Ge  As  Se  Br  Kr
*********************************************
Bizarre FCC acc. case: King Kong v. Munsters.

>     Rb  Sr  Y   Zr  Nb  Mo  Tc  Ru  Rh  Pd  Ag  Cd  In  Sn  Sb  Te  I   Xe
*********************************************
X hund. bizarre monsters in Dr. CBGB's crypt.
                                                           
>     Cs  Ba  La  Hf  Ta  W   Re  Os  Ir  Pt  Au  Hg  Tl  Pb  Bi  Po  At  Rn
***************************************************
Babbling parasites' truth factor?  HAW!@!  PLOP!!@@

>     Fr  Ra  Ac  Unq Unp Unh Uns Uno Une Unm
************************************************* attrib. to Paul Lord ***
One quasar, un-fun nun pun; run, chum. 

>	     Ce  Pr  Nd  Pm  Sm  Eu  Gd  Tb  Dy  Ho  Er  Tm  Yb  Lu
****************************************
Slumber Dept.: "The CPR mung'd my body!"

>	     Th  Pa  U   Np  Pu  Am  Cm  Bk  Cf  Es  Fm  Md  No  Lr
***********************************
Punk stumper: CP/M baffl'd McMahon.

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: New Year's reflections
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 93 01:59:10 GMT


Well, it is New Year's Eve, time to reflect on the past year.  Time
to recall all the little things that I did wrong, and how I can
change to become a better person....

Hmmmmmm....... Ahhhhhh.......

Nope, can't think of a single thing....

rip
-- 
Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we
have?
From: satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mephistopheles)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: test article
Date: 3 Jan 1993 00:23:24 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu

In article <ogorman.726004684@unix1.tcd.ie> ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (Lucifuge) writes:
>In <1i4mtfINNhb4@bigboote.WPI.EDU> satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mephistopheles) writes:
>
>>1993 is begining to like like a real bitch already
>
>>guess thats what i get for editing my file while still buzzing
>
>you should have kept the misspelling and claimed artistic licence.


		i'm not THAT proud...
                  

         
















-- 
*******************************************************************************
* satan@wpi *Preacher or poet who was it wrote Give any one species too much 
*           *rope And they'll fuck it up.    - Roger Waters   
*******************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: what i want for xmas
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 08:16:12 GMT

raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee) writes:
>Sho writes:
>>a box with a rewind and fast forward button which would let me edit my life.
>if you find one, let me know!
>-- 
> /=================================================\
>// raj@netcom.com      Missed it by >< That much   \================\
>|| How do YOU spell SHAME?  V-O-T-I-N-G- -F-O-R- -Q-U-A-Y-L-E       ||
>|| Come one, Come ALL! Come join me in the Church of Appliantology  ||
>\\                   L. Ron Hoover                                  //
> \==================================================================/

I'd settle for a box that could edit this crap out of t.b without human
intervention.

The hook, line, and sinker part almost makes up for it, though.
--
!cat .signature
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From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: Bachelor Salad
Keywords: groan
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 06:28:54 GMT


>Garnish with beak.

Been talking to DYVI, have you?
-- 

======================================================================8--<
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Funny bunnies
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 22:29:27 GMT

in rec.pets
)
)He was exploring the apartment, and he ran in and out of the bedrooms etc.
)Then he discovered what a DOOR was. One bedroom door was closed, and bunny
)was running down the hall, full speed, cornered left and WHAM!, he bonked
)himself on the door. We cracked up at this slapstick (poor bunny...)
)
)Well, now he knows what doors are.


NEXT WEEK:  

	Bunny Learns About Garbage Disposals...



carasso

p.s. I NEED AN ACCOUNT WITHIN 3 DAYS! MINE'S GOING AWAY!


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SimLife
Date: 29 Dec 1992 14:36:10 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <u63l3dc@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>Highly recommended.  Not copy-protected, so give Maxis the
>bucks and get the manual.  Support software makers who don't
>copy-protect!

This just begs for someone to reply "Aww, get a real life."
--scott
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