From: xristina@ASTRO.OCIS.TEMPLE.EDU ((Christina Papaspyrou))
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Subject: OPPPSSSSS.... paraferthika ..... SYGNWMI..
Date: 9 Nov 92 03:02:01 GMT
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Kat'arxas PREPEI na zitisw signwmi apo ton Tiko , giati
eiha parei fora htes to vrady (mpolika potirakia...)
kai den eixera ti evlepa sta headers !!!!!!!

To parakato file mou to esteile EMENA (proswpiko) o Kostas, kai egw
nomiza oti to eihe steilei sto Hellas (kai malista oti to ehe kanei
forward apo ton Tiko ...) treha gyreue diladi !!!!!(kai mias kai o
Mpampis tikos einai filos mou..., eipa na xespathwsw KAI apanw tou!!

Loipon, mias kai simera xanadiavasa to mail kai to vrika arketa
asteio an kai POLU falokratiko ... Kai gia na min sas krataw se aporia
peri tinos prokeitai akolouthei to humoristiko minima :

Christina P.

> PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE LIKE WOMEN
>
> by: Daniel J. Salomon Department of Computer Science, University of Waterloo
> Waterloo, Ontario, Canada  N2L 3G1
>
> There are so many programming languages available that it can be very
> difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right one for you.
> On the other hand most men know what kind of woman appeals to them. So here
> is a handy guide for many of the popular programming languages that describes
> what kind of women they would be if programming languages were women.
>
> Assembler - A female track star who holds all the world speed records.  She
> is hard and bumpy, and so is not that pleasant to embrace.  She can cook up
> any meal, but needs a complete and detailed recipe.  She is not beautiful or
> educated, and speaks in monosyllables like "MOV, JUMP, INC".  She has a
> fierce and violent temper that make her the choice of last resort.
>
> FORTRAN - Your grey-haired grandmother.  People make fun of her just because
> she is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her
> experiences and her mistakes.  During her lifetime she has acquired many
> useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) That no younger
> women can match, so be thankful she is still around.  She has a notoriously
> bad temper and when angered will start yelling and throwing dishes.  It was
> mostly her bad temper that made grandad search for another wife.
>
> COBOL - A plump secretary.  She talks far too much, and most of what she says
> can be ignored.  She works hard and long hours, but can't handle really
> complicated jobs.  She has a short and unpredictable temper, so no one really
> likes working with her.  She can cook meals for a huge family, but only knows
> bland recipes.
>
> BASIC - The horny divorcee that lives next door.  Her specialty is seducing
> young boys and it seems she is always readily available for them.  She
> teaches them many amazing things, or at least they seem amazing because it is
> their) first experience.  She is not that young herself, but because she was
> their first lover the boys always remember her fondly.  Her cooking and
> sewing skills are mediocre, but largely irrelevant, it's the frolicking that
> the boys like.  The opinion that adults have of Mrs.  BASIC is varied.
> Shockingly, some fathers actually introduce their own sons to this immoral
> woman!  But generally the more righteous adults try to correct the badly
> influenced young men by introducing them to well behaved women like Miss
> Pascal.
>
> PL/I - A bordello madam.  She wears silk dresses, diamonds, furs and red high
> heels.  At one time she seemed very attractive, but now she just seems
> overweight and tacky.  Tastes change.
>
> C - A lady executive.  An avid jogger, very healthy, and not too talkative.
> Is an good cook if you like spicy food.  Unless you double check everything
> you say (through LINT) you can unleash her fierce temper.  Her daughter C++
> is still quite young and prone to tantrums, but it seems that she will grow
> up into a fine young woman of milder temper and more sophisticated character.
>
> ALGOL 60 - Your father's wartime sweetheart, petite, well proportioned, and
> sweet tempered.  She disappeared mysteriously during the war, but your dad
> still talks about her shapely form and their steamy romance.  He never
> actually tasted much of her cooking.
>
> Pascal - A grammar school teacher, and Algol 60's younger sister.  Like her
> sister she is petite and attractive, but very bossy.  She is a good cook but
> only if the recipe requires no more than one pot (module).
>
> Modula II - A high-school teacher and Pascal's daughter.  Very much like her
> mother, but she has learned to cook with more than one pot.
>
> ALGOL 68 - Algol 60's niece.  A high-society woman, well educated and terse.
> Few men can fully understand her when she talks, and her former lovers still
> discuss her mysterious personality.  She is very choosy about her romances
> and won't take just any man as her lover.  She hasn't been seen lately, and
> rumor has it that she died in a fall from an ivory tower.
>
> LISP - She is an aging beatnik, who lives in a rural commune with her hippie
> cousins SMALLTALK and FORTH.  Many men (mostly college students) who have
> visited the farmhouse,-- enthusiastically praise the natural food, and
> perpetual love-ins that take place there.  Others criticize the long cooking
> times, and the abnormal sexual postures (prefix and postfix). Although these
> women seldom have full-time jobs, when they do work, their employers praise
> them for their imagination, but usually not for their efficiency.
>
> APL - A fancy caterer specializing in Greek food.  She can cook delicious
> meals for rows and rows of tables with dozens of people at each table.  She
> doesn't talk much, as that would just slow her work down.  Few people can
> understand her recipes, since they are in a foreign language, and are all
> recorded in mirror writing.
>
> LOGO - A grade-school art teacher.  She is just the kind of teacher that you
> wish you had when you were young.  She is shapely and patient, but not an
> interesting conversationalist.  She can cook up delicious kiddie snacks, but
> not full-course meals.
>
> LUCID & PROLOG - These clever teenagers show a new kind of cooking skill.
> They can cook-up fine meals without the use of recipes, working solely from a
> description of the desired meal (declarative cooking).  Many men are
> fascinated by this and have already proposed marriage.  Others complain that
> the girls work very slowly, and that often the description of the meal must
> be just as long as a recipe would be.  It is hard to predict what these girls
> will be like when they are fully mature.
>
> Ada - A WAC colonel built like an amazon.  She is always setting strict
> rules, but if you follow them, she keeps her temper.  She is quite talkative,
> always spouting army regulations, and using obscure military talk.  You gotta
> love her though, because the army says so.
>


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