From: choke@xinet.com (S Patrick Gallaty)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: I want my DOD number!!! (you better let him have one...)
Date: 2 Sep 92 18:03:08 GMT
Reply-To: choke@xinet.com
Organization: Independant

In article <1992Aug28.210334.24662@news.nd.edu>, Richard.A.Swift.1@nd.edu (Richard A. Swift) writes:
|> Ive been reading this group for a while... Ive read most of
|> the tripe and dribble that you so-called motorcyclists post (what a bunch

You should read the rest too, or you are perhaps just a fan of drivel?

|> of computer geeks) and Ive STILL been able to hold my lunch.
|> This proves that I am probably more stout than the bulk of you biker

Did someone say stout?

|> wannabees (own a bike=biker??, bullshit.....).

I'm not a biker, that's fer sure.  Sure, I don't have a car endorsement
on my license and I have 5 motorcycles (one that runs even) and I ride one 
every day in every type of weather etc.  Get a clue.

|> 
|> So, I know I have the proper Denizen attitude. I havent actually killed

Gak.  If yours was the proper denizen attitude, I wouldn't be one.

|> any cagers yet, but Im still young. I pass through the approved DOD speed

You sure are young.  It's not 'approved' you dork, it's 'minimum.'

|> limit every day (nearly a quarter-mile of straight road), and I can

Oh gorsh.  A quarter mile.  Let's see... at the DoD minimum speed limit that
translates to 8.5714286 minutes a weekday of semifast riding.  <BZZZZT>
Besides, wimp, straight roads are for goldwings.

|> bullshit with the best of them. This INCLUDES the DOD GODS. Thats right,
|> Im talking to you LAZLO NEMETH, RANDY DAVIS, JON QUIST, ED GREEN, DANCES

J. Quist is a DoD god already?  Man that guy moves fast. I want to be a DoD
pope.  I have decided.

|> WITH BIKERS and all the other lesser known demi-gods. Hell, Ill take all
|> you PUSSIES on and still kick your combined pussy butts!! I might even

'Pussy' is not a derogative term!  Any reference to the female form and 
especially the sexuality of the female conjures only the warmest memories for
me.  Your mileage may vary.

|> let Mr. Small have some fun with you after Im done just to really fuck
|> you over.

Too many naughty words.  Your I.Q. has just dropped by about 10 points.

|> 
|> I havent had a vasectomy, but I do own two motorcycles (do you REALLY
|> give a fuck what kind?). Ive read every book published on Spagthorpes

The only thing worse than a wannabee is a wannabee that doesn't have enough
clue to pick up on the actually funny inside jokes.

|> that I could get my hands on. Blah, Blah, Blah....
|> 
|> 
|> Blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Multiple exclamation marks are a definitive sign of poor breeding.

|> 
|> 
|> Rich Swift

Not too swift, nor too rich it appears.

|> DOD # "insert here"
|> 
|> Give me a number, and be CREATIVE about it (I know, this is asking a lot

If you want a creative number, you have to pick it yourself.

|> from you mindless, half-vegetable computer jocks,but go or it!).

If we were mindless, we would be vegetables - not quasi-vegetables.  

|> And dont mind trying to insult me, 'cause you cant you looser(s).

Loosers huh?  Is that similar to 'looseners'?
I do occasionally need to unfasten something, but then again so do a lot of
other people.  

Look dork, figure it out.  Read the FAQ.  

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choke:*:1024:666:S Patrick Gallaty,choke@xinet.com,DoD#0xFFFF:/u/choke:/bin/csh
 "Think Safety.  Preserve Nature.  Always wear a helmet." - Honda tank sticker

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choke:*:1024:666:S Patrick Gallaty,choke@xinet.com,DoD#0xFFFF:/u/choke:/bin/csh
 "Think Safety.  Preserve Nature.  Always wear a helmet." - Honda tank sticker
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