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From: jreeves@emdeng.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Jacki.A.Reeves)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: GL
Date: 23 Jul 92 12:00:39 GMT
Organization: NCR, E&M Dayton


I'm glad Alan-Michael finally told Alexandra how he feels.  I don't agree
with how he feels, but if that how it is then he needed to tell her and
get it in the open.  BUT,...

... he said something that REALLY bothered me.  It was something about 
getting what he deserved because of "how hard I've worked all these years."

ALL THESE YEARS?!  He's fresh out of college!  OK, so he ages three times
faster than the normal human being, which is normal on a soap.  Even so, he
could only be in his early thirties, and he wants to HEAD a multi-national
corporation?!  I was ready to throw something through the TV at him.

--JR
From: peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Thursday July 30th
Date: 31 Jul 92 17:43:17 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC

In article <1992Jul31.122351.11978@bmerh85.bnr.ca> mjheal@bnr.ca writes:
>In article <15acd0INNftq@agate.berkeley.edu>, sally@anableps.berkeley.edu (S. A. Wilson) writes:
>|> 
>|> And another thing I don't see any resemblance beteen Nikki and his
>|> biological parents. Nikki reminds more of a Jack type person, a young
>|> Jack--intelligent, cultured, quick thinking, and he is much fairer
>|> than either Carly or Lizard, more in keeping with Jack. 
>
>	Spud,  I have been having the same thoughts!!!  I think the 
>	story (I hope rather) that Viv told Vic is the truth.  You 
>	know,  Nikki is the son of some maid and the father is 
>	unknown.
>
>	Well,  since we know very little of Jack before he arrived
>	in Salem, I think Jack is the father.  During his college
>	days he did the Europe thing (doesn't everybody??).  Well,
>	while in Europe he had a fling with this girl (of course
>	he didn't know she was a maid or servant class).  Anyways,
>	young Nicholas is the result!!!!

Excuse me...is there anybody (even one person) who's not surprised 
that MJ is having these thoughts?  Anyone?  :-)  I thought not.  I
will wager that Guavacita Rosita is thinking that Nikki looks a lot 
like Nick...hey!...even the name fits in!  :-)  Tee hee.  :-)

>|> Spud--ARRRRRRRGHGGGGGHHHHHHHHH 
>
>MJ Limer - right back atcha!!!!

JJ Lemon--copyright infringement?--what's that???  :-)

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|        (_)  Hook 'em Horns! |       peea224@hermes.chpc.utexas.edu |
From: mcdaniel@rainbow.ecn.purdue.edu (William R McDaniel)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: ATWT: other roles
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:45:17 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Jul24.153759.18216@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> mcdaniel@rainbow.ecn.purdue.edu (William R McDaniel) writes:
>In article <12437@inews.intel.com> ggarcia@mipos2.UUCP (Gilbert Garcia) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul23.021328.14072@sophia.smith.edu> rippel@sophia.smith.edu (JR) writes:
>>>
>>>I've just started seeing a commercial for "Pan Squares", some snack
>>>food, starring the old Margo!  Donna Reed is also in this commercial.
>>>Old Margo plays a "modern mother"--too busy to bake cookies like
>>>Donna, so she feeds her kids these snacks.
>>>
>>
>>I've known of 3 different Margos.  Was the one in the commercial the old
>>Margo (#2) before the current Margo (#1)?  OR was it the Margo (#3) who 
>>was Margo two Margos ago?!?!
>>
>>Margo #1 = Ellen Dolan (I know it's not her in the commercial!)
>>Margo #2 = Hillary Bailey Smith

>>Margo #3 = Margaret Colin
>This Margo was in a movie called "True Believers"  I remember because I
>went to see another movie and this was previewed, and _3_ people in the
>theater said "hey, thats the old Margo" when the preview came on.  Kinda
>funny.
>>
This seems confusing now.  I meant Margo #3.
>
>McDano
>
>--
>*  Bill McDaniel              "We're gonna take this white trash     *
>*  Purdue University           on down the road"                     *
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From: peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL Roger Lombard, etc
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:19:59 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC

In article <1992Jul29.213334.6342@cbfsb.cb.att.com> mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak) writes:
>In article <YeRVJTm00VB2Em8F4p@andrew.cmu.edu> Marcus Wilhelm Banzhaf <mb5g+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>
>>**Good ol' Roger is gonna be 
>>**dead any day now...
>>
>>Never.   Stephen Nichols was supposed to be dead after 10 episodes when
>>he first started.  I just don't see it happening.  The LAST thing this
>>show needs is another murder mystery.  
>
>
>Ooooh, I disagree.  I love murder mysteries and when was the last one?  
>Victor turned out alive or that would have been interesting.  I have to 
>think back to Emma before I can come up w/ another.  What am I forgetting?

Well...you're forgetting 'cause you weren't watching or it was boring.
I'm not real clear on how long the period where you didn't watch 
lasted, Tim, but...there was the big mystery over who killed Nick 
(result:  Jo -- oh, please!) and then the big mystery over who killed 
Emilio (result:  Melissa -- oh, please!).  Oh, and then the big 
mystery over who killed Marina (result:  Isabella -- I know you 
weren't watching then).  And, so, sadly the truth is...DOOL's track 
record for the past couple of murder mysteries is not very good.  What 
else is new?

>>marcus

>|  What is it up in the air for?                :   Timothy Mizerak        |

Joanna.

PS:  Mad Poet - The *real* reason Tim wants to see Kim and Lawrence 
     get involved is that he missed it the first time around.  So now 
     he thinks we should all have to suffer through it again so he can 
     see it for himself!  :-)

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|      ( o o )                |  who never talk or see each other."  |
|       \   /   Gus-ball!!    |      - David Letterman, 7-22-92      |
|        (_)  Hook 'em Horns! |       peea224@hermes.chpc.utexas.edu |
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From: n2413@cray.com (Jo Theis)
Subject: Re: ATWT - Frantic's Past
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 24 Jul 92 12:27:26 CDT

In article <BrwC63.2rA@news.larc.nasa.gov> mike@scbked.larc.nasa.gov (Michael S warner) writes:
>In article <1992Jul23.143205.17227@hemlock.cray.com> n2413@cray.com (Jo Theis) writes:

	{Info about Douglas Cummings deleted}

Thanks to both Lynn and EtTuMike for the real poop on Douglas
Cummings.  As you could see, my memory was quite fog-bound, and I 
know there are Wardsters (would that be the politically-correct,
non-sexist word?) who are not familiar with the storyline at all.
Again, many thanks.

I do have to agree with the Studmuffette's contention that it was
a bit insensitive of Kimster to bring up the whole fiasco, though.
Seriously, what was her point in regards to the current situation
with H2D?  "Well, you were in love with a psycho once before, so
you're probably in love with another one."  "You survived being
in love with Douglas, so you'll probably survive being in love with
H2D."  "Don't panic, last time someone killed him before he could
hurt you."  I'm sorry, I'm at a total loss here.

>
>Hey JlJ -- glad I could be of help.  See ya around the Ward-
>How bout a little strip Scrabble later?

As we say here in Minnesota, yah sure, you betcha!
>
>EtTuMike

- JlJ
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From: mrp@world.std.com (Marjorie R Peskin)
Subject: ATWT:  About that SPOILER
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 22:10:07 GMT

WARNING:  This is a comment about the spoiler posted yesterday.  Do not
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Franconia Notch looks as much like Switzerland as New Jersey looks like
the Mojave desert.  I cannot believe they wouldn't spring for a trip
to the Rockies, which actually look like mountains, not teensy foothills.

Anyhow, now that we know frantic has FINALLY caught on, do you think we
have to suffer much longer with H2D and the haircut from hell?  Doesn't 
he remind all you ex-Wiseguy fans of the guy who was obsessed with the
Dr Sardonicus films?  I forgot the character's name, but he had the same
hairdo.

I also want to agree with all you that the new Easy is an acting nightmare,
but What a Body!  That yellow dress she wore the other day was certainly
an advantage.  GetEven had to pull his eyeballs back in.  And now we
have to watch Court make "The Face".  Do you think they take acting
lessons to learn that face?

Is Holdie in a contract dispute?  Why do we have to look at that ggorgeous
face swathed in gauze for the next few months?  Are they going to kill him
off?

Mum-squared




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From: claire@NeoSoft.com (Claire Sanford)
Subject: Re: AMC: Just what time IS it? (SPOILERS)
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 20:37:43 GMT
Summary: The answer is....

 
 
In article <1992Jul27.222859.13708@umiami.ir.miami.edu>,
 ahelmers@umiami.ir.miami.edu writes:
> In article <1992Jul27.163515.17638@cbnewsm.cb.att.com>,
 jeanie@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (jean.c.ward) writes: >
> [Oops, I think I accidentally screwed up attribution:  Lisa Stein said
> the  stuff below-I think!]
>
> >
> > Also, Jack had been by Anliques for coffee and that date
> > was supposedly scheduled for 9am.  Did anyone notice that
> > Angelique tells Dimitri it's time for her appointment and
> > it appears that they're leaving and in Joe Martin's office
> > she had a totally different outfit?  What's going on lately?
>
>
> Yeah, I noticed that myself.  I kept wondering also why in the middle of
> summer  she was wearing this whole outfit with jacket, long slacks, even
> a SCARF for  heaven's sake!  But it was better than that awful belted
> shirt and non-matching  slacks she had on at home.  I must say, Angelique
> seems to have suffered permanent damage to her fashion-awareness lobe of
> the brain during that coma!
>
> Yo Helmers
> currently attired in a fetching bathing suit/t shirt combo, the better to
> deal with this lovely Miami summer
 
 
The answer to this is that Angel's wardrobe is STILL in a coma!  Her
pant suit looked like it was polyester even!!!  I kept wanting to
grab her scarf and do something with it... hell.. put it in her hair...
 
her hair looks so limp and lifeless now that it is shorter and that
henna color!!!
 
-- 
claire@sugar.neosoft.com
From: v101pyrw@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Michelle L. Zafron)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AW: Re: Update for Tuesday, July 28
Date: 29 Jul 92 18:07:00 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <Jul28.233441.78337@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>, lagman@CS.ColoState.EDU (annette) writes...
>In article <IeRIOP200Uh7M1LbRb@andrew.cmu.edu> bm2w+@andrew.cmu.edu (Beth A. Meiser) writes:
>>Can someone else do the update for today's show?  If not,
>>I can try to get the update info from some of my friends.

I know I'm late occasionally, but I thought I was still doing Tuesdays.  I try
to get in the update by Wednesday.  Since I have my notes, I'll do mine 
regardless in another post.

[update deleted]
>    annette
--Michelle L. Zafron (v101pyrw@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu)
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From: snoopy@den.mmc.com (Cindy Newell)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL:  Poll Answers
Date: 24 Jul 92 20:29:17 GMT
Organization: Denver, Colorado



Favorite Actor
1.  Stephen Nichols
2.  Matthew Ashford
3.  George Gensky
4.  Stephano (the old one)
5.  McDonald Carey

Favorite Actress
1.  Mary Beth Evans
2.  Genie Francis
3.  Susan Seaforth Hayes
4.  Arleen Sorkin
5.  Francis Reid

Favorite Villain
1.  Victor
2.  Stephano (old one)
3.  Orpheous
4.  Angelica
5.  Vivian

 Favorite Male Character
 1. Steve Johnson
 2. Jack 
 3. Marcus
 4. Roman
 5. Nick
 6. Benji
 
 Favorite Female Character
 1. Kayla
 2. Julie
 3. Calliope
 4. Alice
 5. Danielle
 
 Least Favorite Female Character (Most Hated, if you will)
 1. Isabella
 2. Carly
 3. Adrienne
 4. Mandy (from Ballistix)
 5. April Ramirez
 
 Most Hated Male Character
 1. Emilio Ramirez
 2. Justin
 3. Bo (RKK)
 4. Shane
 5. Roman (Northrup)
 
 Favorite Couple
 1. Steve and Kayla 
 2. Roman and Diana
 3. Jack and Jennifer
 4. Bo and Hope 
 5. Tom and Alice
 6. Eugene and Calliope
 
 Most Hated Couple
 1. John and Izzy
 2. Bo and Carly
 3. Shane and Kayla
 4. Lawrence and Lisanne
 5. Emilio and Jen, and Melissa
 
 Favorite Storyline
 1. Computer Disk one with Steve and Kayla (major) and Roman and Diana
 2. The Pawn
 3. Kayla being deaf and Steve helping her with Benji
 4. Roman and Diana in Greece
 5. Who Killed Emma (good Shane and Kim here)
 6. J&J deserve an honorable mention here for Cruise of Deception
 
 Most Hated Storyline
 1. The Dreading
 2. Mexico shit (return of Roman)
 3. Hawk
 4. Katarina/Lawrence
 5. Cruise of Deception
 6. Justin as a construction worker
 7. Adrienne not being able to get pregnant
 8. Reverend Saul stuff
 
 Favorite Episode or Scene
 1. Kayla's Goodbye at Steve's Grave
 2. When Kay took Steve's patch off
 3. Jack Proposing to Jenn
 4. Marcus and Steve anytime
 5. Steve in the hospital and Kay's bedside when she was deaf.
 
 Most Hated Episode or Scene
 1. Jack and Jenn's wedding (Even though I was psyched that they
    finally got married, I was disgusted with the whole cowboy thing).
 2. Bo and Carlips whenever their on together
 3. The Dreading/Birthing
 4. Kayla's good-bye episode (not given the good-bye that she deserved!)
 5. Emilio and Melissa singing together (PUKE! GAG! RETCH!)
 
 Favorite Song
 1. Good-bye My Friend
 2. Lady In Red
 3. Wicked Game
 4. If Your Heart Comes Out Tonight 
 5. Any other song in a Kayla and Steve scene.
 
 Character/Actor You'd Most Like to See Return
 1. Kayla
 2. Steve
 3. Nick
 4. Stephano (old)
 5. Classic Carrie
 6. Benji
 

Dang-it Rose...you just made me remember how good it used to be and
how much I miss Kayla.  I just got the chills!  I think I'll go home
and watch Kay's good-bye montage again.  I could use a good cry about
right now.


A saddened Pickle  :-(

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From: riddle@brahms.udel.edu (Tammy Riddle)
Subject: Re: DOOL: Our Emmys -- RESULTS
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 15:03:38 GMT

In article <1992Jul20.220926.5923@cbfsb.cb.att.com> mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak) writes:
>In article <seOga__00iUzE1P=5A@andrew.cmu.edu> Liz Fox <lf01+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>>From: escheele@us.oracle.com ("Erik Scheele")
>>> 
>>>                   BAYVIEW - RELATED EMMY MEDALISTS
>>> 
>>>Best Poster:	G - (tie) Sally
>>>		          Bill
>>>		          Tim
>>>		S - (tie) Erik
>>>		          Joanna
>>>		B - (tie) Liz
>>>		          Vickie
>>> 
>>
>>I'd like to thank the academy...well, I have to SHARE this award with my
>
>Um, excuse me, but since when do the runners up get to make a speech.  
>
><ahem>  *I'd* like to thank all the little people .....
>

Okay, Timster, is this a short people joke?  If it is, it's not funny.  If
the Spudster was around, she wouldn't take this either!!!!  I found out
when I met her in DC, that I'm just a wee bit shorter than her.  So, Timmy
baby,  STOP PICKING ON SHORT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's with you Core guys (EV and yourself), have you two nothing better to
do than pick on the Peel sisters?  Gee, even though I didn't have the
pleasure of meeting the Mad Poet with all of the other lucky ladies on the
net, can I be taken into consideration as a member of his alternative
net.ladies that Sister Kiwi seems to be starting?  I mean, geesh, the Mad
Poet is always *so* nice to the Peel sisters, unlike others. :-)



>>>Hasta,
>>>Core Onary, the Mad Poet
>>
>>Thanks Erik for doing that great job!
>>
>>-Big Banana
>
>ditto!
>

Oh, Tim, how original?  I must agree with Sister Banana and the Timinator,
you did do a great job, Erik.  No, Tim, I'm not trying to get brownies
points with Erik, so there! :-p  Phlbbbbbbtt!!!!


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>|  What is it up in the air for?                :   Timothy Mizerak        |



--The Peachy One.



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From: peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo)
Subject: Re: DOOL -- SOM's tidbits on DAYS and its "changes"
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 92 00:11:39 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.215019.2660@news2.cis.umn.edu> kallan@bingo.ncc.umn.edu (Kris Allan) writes:
>In article <POEqr*8-0@cecily.UUCP> rose@cecily.UUCP (Rose M. Delckum) writes:
> >In article <45778@shamash.cdc.com>, Doreen Matsuzaki writes:
> >> stapleto@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Kathy Stapleton) writes:
> >> 
> >> >     Bo and Carly:  "While there's a fall wedding planned, there's
> >> 
> >> just what is wrong with getting married in September?!?!  Yeah, I'd
> >> just like to see them plan this wedding in two months!  Hahahaha!
> >
> >  Two months?!?  Two months?!? *snicker*  *giggle*  *guffaw*
> >Like get real folks!  And I'll bet it'll be a huge extravagant
> >wedding too!  Hee hee.  Two months.  Right.  And they won't have
>
>Two months is a pretty long time in soapdom for planning a wedding, 
>wouldn't you say?  Usually it goes something like this:
>
>	"How about a week from Friday?"
>	"No, I can't wait that long.  Let's do it this Friday."
>	"OK, Friday it is."
>
> >                                         They won't have to deal
> >with shopping for dresses, alterations and fittings for Carly and
>
>Of course not.  Calliope will be dropping into Salem any day now, and
>will whip something up in a couple of hours, no problem.  

Omigosh!  :-)  That's it...the wonder woman Calliope Jones to the
rescue!  She always planned weddings, decorations, etc. in the blink
of an eye as she made all them gorgeous wedding gowns and brides 
maid's dresses!  Now we know why she's *really* coming back!  :-)

>"I hate it when that happens."                     kallan@bingo.ncc.umn.edu

Joanna.

| \____ ----- ____/           |  "Let's just be friends -- friends   |
|      ( o o )                |  who never talk or see each other."  |
|       \   /   Gus-ball!!    |      - David Letterman, 7-22-92      |
|        (_)  Hook 'em Horns! |       peea224@hermes.chpc.utexas.edu |
From: laviers@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Cocotte Minute)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: Oh No!...Bare Butt Face!
Date: 27 Jul 92 01:03:26 GMT
Reply-To: laviers@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Cocotte Minute)
Distribution: na
Organization: Universite de Montreal

In article <1992Jul25.161017.8989@hemlock.cray.com> jeffy@cray.com (Jeff Neau) writes:
>
>Jeffrey Neau (I don't watch the soap, my girlfriend makes me)
>-- 
Yeah, right! That's what they all say! :)

Genevieve


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From: escheele@us.oracle.com ("Erik Scheele")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Kimberly
Date: 22 Jul 92 20:23:36 GMT


I said:

>>But, to do them both in such a short time span not only compounds both
>>errors, but also shows a sense of rotten timing.  Kayla leaves, Kim returns.
>>It really looks like an incredibly bad NBA trade, and I'm sorry, but Kim just
>>doesn't compare to Kayla.

The irrepressible Tim replied:

>Well praise be, at least one of you seems to have *some* sense.  

Gee, tanks, Timmy!  We all can't have the same horse sense as you, I guess...

>Though I disagree with you about Kim's worth, you have made a valid point. 
>The timing was bad and I could see Kayla fans feeling like she was "replaced",
>in a way. But the key words here are *looks like* [a bad trade....]   It's
>important to remember that in no way does Kim's return shut the door for
>Kayla.  If anything it weakens the whole pretense for Kayla being away.

Of course, you're right, Tim (not about Kim's worth, of course, which is a
matter of opinion, and is neither "right" nor "wrong").  I know that there was
no "gee, Patsy's coming back, so we need to get rid of someone... see ya, Mary
Beth" mentality (I don't think there's been much mentality AT ALL with regard
to casting decisions).  My whole point, which you picked up, was that the
timing was terrible.  As for the "pretense for Kayla being away," I think this
pretty much destroys it.  It seemed to me that the main reason for Kayla's move
was what she was going TO (LA to be w/ Kim, patch things up, help with the
abused kids) instead of what she was going AWAY FROM (all the shit in Salem w/
the Trauma Center and Shane),

>>I can see them pass each other in LA...
>
>>Kay: "Kim!  I'm here!  It's so good to see you..."
>
>>Kim: "Sorry, sis, but I'm headed back to Salem.  Gotta go!"
>
>>[Kim gallops off...]

>No hold it there!  There'll be none of that!  [but you did make me laugh.]
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Don't you mean "Whoooooaaaaa!!"?  Oops, you're talking to me, not Kim.  Just
horsin' around, ya know.  >8-D

>There once was a horsey named Kim
>Who kept leaving town on a whim
>But now she's come back
>And Di's blowing her stack
>Because she longs so much for ole Tim
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   FOUL!!  Unauthorized tampering!

>Hey Erik, neat poem.  :-)

NOT!!!  The above poem is NOT the complete original work of the Mad Poet (tm). 
It is a mangled, altered phony, and should not be associated with said Mad Poet
(tm).

Hasta, 
Core Onary, the Mad Poet
                                                                      
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From: maureenw@sco.COM (Maureen Wilkes)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: Y&R: Ryan EXPOSED!!
Date: 23 Jul 92 18:10:08 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: SCO Canada, Inc.

In article <1992Jul20.212233.24408@news2.cis.umn.edu> mmoore@epx.cis.umn.edu ("None of ya Bizness") writes:

>*Today was the first time I saw Cricket w/o makeup.  BARFF!!!!!!!!  Jesus Christ
>I never thought I could see a soap apera actress look so *ugly!*
                                    ^^^^^

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!  Good one!