From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
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Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 23:26:00 GMT

LF finally gets it straight [;-)]:
>LizzyDeLibrarian (got it right *this* time 8-) remarks:
>>LF connives:
>>>DizzyLiz surprises:
>>>>(except for some guy on some Muck who wants to TinyMarry me...
>>>>hellacious...). 
>>>Hmmmm...hope I can gain net.access back home, so I can possess your
>>>eldest TinySon.  Muahahahahahaha...8-)
>>It would be funny, if the guy hadn't mentioned the same thing a couple of 
>>days ago ...
>Wait, he warned you about my plans?  He knows me too well...wonder who
>he could be...[LF suddenly realizes he hadn't kept track of all his
>duplicates manufactured during the last NightOfTheARCloner...]
He doesn't know at all (I don't think ...) ... I'm just mentioning the fact 
that he briefly threatened to make me TinyPreggers (he's a wizard on a 
muck) ... Eck.  Luckily, I've gotten him to calm down, and now, we're just 
friends ...

>Or are you alluding to the recent WASP (WoodyAllenSexualPerversion)
>controversy?  If so, allow me to reassure you that I do *not* practice
>pedophilia, not even in net.life.  8-)
Oh, no, not that.  Personally, it's not the age that bothers me (if she 
*is* 21, and she may not be, from what I hear).  At the age of 22, I'd 
rather date a 42-year-old than a 24-year-old ... but my goodness, he was 
practically her stepfather!  That's what I find sick ...

>>>Lexi(PuttingWhatCouldBeHisLastDaysToBadUse)Fiend
>>That does it!  That's the last time! 
>[LF's eyes widen in amazement.]  Wait a sec!  I've never even *been*
>near you, whaddya mean "that's the last time"?!?!  8-)
Yes, you have ... don't you remember you angered a wasp's nest (No, not a 
WASP's nest ... Hillary Clinton is the person who got them in an uproar), 
and you had to jump in a lake ...

>>It's about time I told you: We're gonna miss you, you fiend ... 
>Aw...I'm gonna miss so many people, I probably won't remember
>everybody's name.  Time to make a list and check it twice...8-)
Sure, Santa ...

>>Good luck in Singapore ... 
>Thanks, DizzyLiz.  Just before I left Singapore 4 years ago, I told a
>friend that my sponsors didn't know what they're in for from me.  I'm
>still saying it...8-)
But have you told your sponsors?

>>*goose-resistant hug* 
>[LF wraps his arms around DL in a big...]
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>[DL jumps backward, looking puzzled.]  Any time someone sez something
>related to me is impossible...8-)
That's what I get for buying retail off-the-rack ... *grin*

>Lexi(Me,Impossible?Nope...Incorrigible,Certainly)Fiend

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