HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: snow, snow, and more snow
Date: 6 Jan 93 04:38:59 GMT
Organization: University of Notre Dame


 Kevin Schnitzius writes:
>I was going to make some sarcastic remark about how nice it is living 
>living in Florida and all but I realized that would be cruel.

	Oh, I don't know.  Indiana can have some great weather.

	Had dawn been visible, it would have dawned upon a great
blast of winter, which sent flurries of snow chasing each other
along the streets and across the sidewalks.  The wind howled, and
trees shook.  There was just enough visibility to see that there
was none.  It was a perfect day to spend inside, in front of a
roaring fire, with a special woman, two mugs of hot cocoa, and a
large pile of quilts.
	The snow stopped.  The sun peeked out from behind all the
clouds, liked what it saw, and joined the scene in earnest.  Light
shone blindingly off the fresh-fallen snow.  It was far too bright
and cheery to cocoon inside, so we went outdoors to discover that
the weather was perfect for a day of cross-country skiing.  We
loaded up our ski gear- old wooden skis, still smelling of pine,
and fur-lined cross-country skiboots.  Then we drove, the first
car on the streets, to the county park.  Deer pranced among the
trees.  The river wended its way through forests denuded of leaves,
the only green in a sea of white.
	The temperature had risen to a balmy fifty-five degrees,
then clouds appeared and the rains came down, in what would have
been a gentle spring shower had it been spring.
	We scrapped the skiing, went home, put on our rubbers
(boots, ya dirty-minded schoolkids...), grabbed a bright red
umbrella, and stomped through the puddles, singing merrily as
we went.
	The rain reached epic proportions.  I gave up stomping
through puddles with a special woman, and got together with a
bunch of old friends from high school.  We played tackle football,
diving into the mud, laughing and overflowing with cameraderie.
With youthful exuberance and zest, we desported ourselves with
the aesthetics of an advertisement for an expensive mens' accessory
and the innocence of an age gone by.
	Tornado-force winds blew our football under a truck.
	We went home, and cursed the weather, and wished we were
somewhere where balmy breezes blow off the Caribbean.
	For the rest of the day, the weather was dreary.  The sky 
was a particularly flat shade of gray, leaching all light and action 
from the world.  It was the void of a world without life, filled with
an eerie silence that was almost poetic in its drabness, like a 
drowned baby starling, dead before it left the nest.

	The problem with Indiana is that there's too much weather.

----
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.

	[I'd tell you to what address to send any replies, but
	 I'm afraid I'll provoke another wandering thread...]
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From: rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca)
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: University of Notre Dame
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 04:50:00 GMT


	A couple more:

	1)  I have been putting off posting for a while
since the machine I usually use is down for vacation, so
any posts I made would be from a different address, and
with all my recent wanderings to divers .edu sites around
and about the land, I want to make all my posts from the
same machine since I am afraid that I will not have made
enough posts from any one machine to make the next batch
of "Useless Statistics."

	2)  I actually care about this.
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From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com
Subject: Re: Back again
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Bzzzzt!
Date: 4 Jan 93 17:41:17 CST


In article <schnitzi.726168091@eola.cs.ucf.edu>, schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
> 
> >#2--LEAST INTIMIDATING TRAFFIC SIGN:
> 
> >      "Speed checked by detection devices"---ubiquitous sign in Georgia.
> 
> Ah.  As opposed to other states, where they just make educated guesses
> at your speed.
> 
> --mark

As opposed in particular to the Commonwealth of Virginia, where the
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameless confusion
Date: 6 Jan 93 16:29:54 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

Recently, I removed John_-_Winston from my KILL file. I am now reading
his posts and replying with great enthusiasm.
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From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: something goes wrong
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 09:24:05 GMT


things change with the passage of time
a favorite song fades into obscurity
a well-read book crumbles to dust


bastards stole my motorcycle.
i.  will.  be.  pissed.



-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
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From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: FIRST POST TO COMP.AI.GENETIC
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 01:24:14 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.223314.26500@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>Is it because can be played solved that you came to me?

"Is it because of your mother that I made an album with the Pet Shop Boys?"

-Eliza Minelli


-T

The post that can be followed up is not the true post

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
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From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: rec.humor.funny (was: Newscaster of the Month)
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 22:09:05 GMT

>L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood) writes:
>Why do so many girls now want to date Westley Dodd?
>Because he's stiff AND well-hung (boom boom)
>Should I submit this to rec.humor.funny?


It's a proud new era for talk.bizarre.  I attribute it to the
excitement surrounding President Clinton.  

Yes, in this bold new era, talk.bizarre so outshines everywhere else
on the net, that we're even funnier that rec.humor.funny.  Everytime.

carasso

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From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: Politikally Korrekt ['re:' elided]
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 00:31:00 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:

> Special K, I will have you know, is an American breakfast cereal.

Special K is a substance which has Not Much to do with breakfast
cereal, except that it is rich certain substances that the body or
mind "need"s.

> Mr. Kellogg, in fact, designed his original cereals to prevent
> masturbation in young boys through proper nutrition.

This part is, sadly, true.

--
Ben Cox (oh, you mean _Kellogg's_ Special K)
thoth@uiuc.edu
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From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (MAWENZI lieutenant of Kibo)
Subject: Re: Smegmas
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 03:01:16 GMT

al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (John D. Nelson) writes:
: 
: I recently wrote a batch program for an Ioline plotter to drive the paper
: length to 80" instead of 34", the factory settings. My boss said it was
: neat,but could you make it go a few smegmas longer. I need to know exactly
: how long a, "Smegma", really is. Is it longer than a, "Smidgion", ? Or do
: I need to get an inches to smegmas conversion program?
:                         
: -- 
Go ask Smegma Rich.
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: another gamble
Date: 6 Jan 1993 17:50:29 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

okay...
i received today as a gift a canister of
Cracker Jack 'popcorn confection'.
it 'contains two stay-fresh bags' with
a 'NET WT 8 2/3 oz. (244g.)'.

what makes it doubly wacky is that
it has three nostalgic pictures with an
old-time 'cracker jacks' type at the
top, meant to look like old advertising
posters or old box labels; however, i
suspect that the artist who did the
drawings is still alive and young; false
nostalgia.

it is still sealed.

how many prizes are in the canister?

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"You'll never find happiness as a human being, kid." -- Suehiro Maruo
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Two Churchillian quotes (how big is the Internet?)
Date: 13 Jan 1993 00:29:15 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <TOMF.93Jan12122232@ai.gte.com> tomf@gte.com writes:
>>>In a message originally to All, Derek Andrew,,, said:
>>>DA>	The sun never sets on the Internet.
>>>DA>			- Winston Churchill
>>>DA>	There will always be an Internet.
>>>DA>			- Winston Churchill
>"I am glad to have visited talk.bizarre once, so I shall never
>have to do so again."	- Winston Churchill

"That may be true madam, but in the morning I shall be
sober, and you shall still be reading talk.bizarre!"

				--Blair
				  "Well! I *never*!"
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:43896 rec.pets.cats:15848 alt.drugs:20662
From: evansg@uproar.enet.dec.com (Gwyn Evans @ IME)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets.cats,alt.drugs
Subject: Re: CATS AND LSD
Date: 5 Jan 93 10:57:29 GMT
Reply-To: evansg@uproar.enet.dec.com (Gwyn Evans @ IME)
Followup-To: alt.drugs
Organization: Digital Equipment Service Industries Solutions Company Ltd


In article <1993Jan5.031339.24538@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>,
carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets.cats,alt.drugs,rec.humor
>From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
>Subject: CATS AND LSD
>Followup-To:
>talk.bizarre,rec.pets.cats,alt.drugs,misc.test,alt.sex,rec.arts.startrek.c
>current,rec.humor
>Sender: usenet@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU
>Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
>Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 03:13:39 GMT
>
>for those readers in the other newsgroups, you may have missed the
>following thread development in rec.pets.cats:
>
>1. someone posts that their cat ate some of their lsd and acted
>voilently.
>2. someone replied saying that the cat ate it of its own free will,
>   and was guilty of acting malicously.
>3. someone replied pointing out that cats are as dumb as a doorknob.

  In your attempt to generate yet more inappropriate net-traffic, 
you forgot :-

4. many someones suggest that this be left in alt.drug rather than
r.p.c.

 NOTE: Followup line changed to alt.drugs

>
>carasso "DARPA, DARPA, DARPA!!!"
>
>
--
+======================================================================+
| Gwyn Evans  | evansg@uproar.enet.dec.com |  Uxbridge, Middlesex, UK  |
| DESISCo - Digital Equipment Service Industries Solutions Company Ltd |
|  Views expressed and statements made are mine and not those of DEC   |
+======================================================================+
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How many dead gurus do YOU need?
Date: 11 Jan 1993 18:37:47 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <gj156879.726766495@cunews> gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>Surrealism sucks.

Dali does it doggy-doggy.

				--Blair
				  "I don't care if he's rogering Prince
				   Phillip with a prizewinning leek!"
				   -A Man Called Melchett
From: mark@uab21.larc.nasa.gov (Mark Flanagan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Vortical Visualization
Date: 6 Jan 1993 19:38:31 GMT
Organization: Indentured Servitude
NNTP-Posting-Host: uab21.larc.nasa.gov



i sense
 blue
deep blue undisturbed
it begins.
red, green, yellow.
enter
Dominate.
 i see
 colors swirling, twisting, burning
The image changes, becomes another  change. 
chaos. beauty.
there is truth.
i feel
 continuity, order,
change.
stop
the colors are gone.
i must.
 blue


-- 
mark@uab15.larc.nasa.gov  Unsteady Aerodynamics Branch LaRC  <disclaimer>
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WHY AMERICANS ARE GETTING STUPIDER
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 93 19:07:23 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
> EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM MY CAT.
> 
> NEXT WEEK: EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM MY PET ROCK.
> 
> 
> carasso "sick of america"

EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM MY SICK.


mathew
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From: bkeiper@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan S Keiper)
Subject: Re: English Class Nightmares
Followup-To:  See Above
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 20:01:12 GMT


In article <ogorman.725998733@unix1.tcd.ie> ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (Lucifuge) wri
tes:
>Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess, an ugly goblin and an
>enchanted prince. She wanted to rescue him (Other stuff deleted...)

 Now, which one did she want to rescue?

Bryan

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Bryan Keiper*******************************bkeiper@magnusug.acs.ohio-state.edu

DISCLAIMER:The expressed opinions are mine and not those of the Ohio State 
University, but hey.  Wouldn't it be neat if they were?
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From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: snow, snow, and more snow
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 17:41:59 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

In article <C09nJG.91J@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:

   pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
   >this means i prob will be stuck [by snow] tomorrow as well. suck.

   I was going to make some sarcastic remark about how nice it is living 
   living in Florida and all but I realized that would be cruel.

   I am _so_ glad that I don't live near finerty.

Launce (launce@apollo.med.utah.edu) and I stepped out of the Snowbird
tram at 10:00 a.m. yesterday.  It was clear and cold, and the air
sparkled with the crystals of fresh snow being swirled around
11,000-foot Hidden Peak.  We quickly fastened our powder straps, and
headed off the exposed mountain top.

Rounding the Mid-Cirque traverse, we decided to drop into an untracked
chute near tower 2.  The surface appeared mottled from an avalanche
earlier that morning.  My heart leapt into my throat from the
acceleration as I turned my skis along the fall line.  At each turn, I
sunk to my elbows in the snow.  White clouds blasted up from my ski
tips, stinging my cheeks and covering my sunglasses.  I skied the last
half of the chute totally blind.

Finerty suffered so that I might ski.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: My New Years Resolutions
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 00:19:20 GMT

In <1993Jan4.221103.29921@sol.UVic.CA> tniet@engr.UVic.CA (Taco  Niet) writes:
>This year I made some fool proof new years resolutions.  Here is a list.
>5. Not to purposefully kill people.

Ah shit.  Every time I get a new hobby, SOMEONE has to go and spoil it.
No Christmas card for YOU next year, buddy.

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From: jon@hill.lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight)
Subject: Re: Typewriter
Organization: Dept of Comp. Studies, Loughborough University of Tech., UK.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 11:04:08 GMT

In article <1993Jan11.195026.15331@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

>ya know, if someone you know has really bad breath, you can just discreetly
>offer them a breath mint, or anonymously mail them a bottle of scope, and they
>get the hint. how do i tell this Lloyd Lloser that he is boring us all
>to tears?

I'll pass the message on for you at dinner.  Though I fear it may be in vain.

Jon



-- 
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Jon Knight, Research Student in High Performance Networking and Distributed
Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
* Its not how big your share is, its how much you share that's important. *
From: mrx@sgi.com (cloaking the constant k)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: DRINK IT ALL: One Awesome Calorie
Date: 12 Jan 93 23:28:43 GMT
Organization: the theory that jack built

boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell) writes:

>I prefer not to be penetrated by my beverages.

keep away from hydrofluoric acid
and most molten metals.

also, do not immerse your diet
coke in helium II, peel away
the can, sharpen into cone, and
impale on chest.


		mr x

		you don't have to thank me		
--
mrx@annexia.esd.sgi.com
rmr@sgi.com
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From: jon@hill.lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight)
Subject: Re: ACK! MY ACCOUNT IS GOING AWAY
Organization: Dept of Comp. Studies, Loughborough University of Tech., UK.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 11:02:28 GMT

In article <1993Jan11.142118.28147@walter.cray.com>
jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>
>Even more amazing: Carasso cries wolf to the entire net, and then his account
>*doesn't* go away, despite his best efforts.

Even more amazing still: no-one really notices or cares.

Jon
-- 
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Jon Knight, Research Student in High Performance Networking and Distributed
Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
* Its not how big your share is, its how much you share that's important. *
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 6 Jan 1993 17:44:21 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1993Jan5.045125.5683@news.nd.edu> rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca) writes:
*
*	Only one this time:
*
*	People with scabs make me nervous.

ATTRIBUTION, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!


Mark "Carnival workers with big tattoos" Lippert
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Politikally Korrekt
Date: 8 Jan 1993 23:58:03 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1993Jan8.201633.15529@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
*In article <8135@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
*>I came across the phrase `substance survivor' yesterday.
*>Guess what it means.
*>
*>nypbubyvp
*
*hi, my name's patrick and i'm a substance survivor.

Hi Patrick!


Mark "One day at a time" Lippert
From: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: PROOF
Date: 5 Jan 1993 13:09:13 GMT
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Reply-To: operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
NNTP-Posting-Host: hydra.rose-hulman.edu

In article <689@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca>, dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus) writes:
>In article <1i7tsuINNt6c@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:

>>I have a mathematical proof which states that either God
>>must be in existence, or space aliens, or both.
>
>[proof omitted]
>
>Personally, I find that reasoning unnecessary.  I watched a 
>  [rest omitted]

I couldn't agree more, but we must entertain that COLD VINDICTIVE BREED
living in a STATE of ETERNAL HATE in the DARK CAVERNOUS PITS of the
earth, OPPOSING the AMERICAN WAY. These are the ones that feed on 
numbers, ripping each other apart like IMPARTIAL DOGS.

>
>--
>Dave Angus                                   "Kundalini wants his hand back"


JW
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From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: Just what I always wanted!
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 00:10:07 GMT

Larne Pekowsky writes:
>I turned a delighted face towards my mom.  "We know you've been
>disappointed with our gifts in the past, so this year we got you one
>of those singularity things you're always talking about."
>
>I was stunned, and could barely manage to form words of extreme gratitude.
>
>"The shop had a lot of those point ones, but we figured you'd prefer
>a ring.  Is that OK?"
Just don't try to wear it on your arm. You might go back in time, if the
shear forces don't stretch your body into a string of subatomic particles,
which is illegal in some states. PV
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, hell's cavenewt, rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, smartass liberal democrat
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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: INTERESTING RABBIT FACT #1
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 93 19:11:56 GMT

In article <2935629462.0.p00258@psilink.com> "A.J. Janschewitz" <p00258@psilink.com> writes:
>
>Try decaf next time, turk.

i should point out two things to you. 

1) i do not drink coffee, tea or any other caffeinated beverage. i am way
to hyper most of the time as it is and i just don't need it.

2) i am not a turk. if i were a turk i would hop on the next plane do some
things which i will not detail due to secret service disapproval.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: too drunk to walk
Date: 7 Jan 1993 23:05:45 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <C0I5w0.FrM@encore.com> dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson) writes:
>As I was leaving a party on New Year's, I stepped in a shallow hole and
>stumbled slightly.  Instantly the host was at my side, asking, "Are you
>okay to drive?  Are you sure?  You can stay here, you know."

You fool.  Don't you realize she was making a pass at you?
--scott
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Delight
Date: 6 Jan 1993 21:41:23 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1993Jan6.050324.25987@atlantis.uucp> aaron@atlantis.uucp writes:
>
>Sometime I'd like to become delirious with fever, and then have someone record
>all the stuff I say while I'm delirious, so I can listen to it later.

tried that once.

well, not with fever.

but someone taped a drum solo over it.

c
and then the walls ate me
From: adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Stupid Marketing Tricks
Date: 11 Jan 93 10:10:18 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <1993Jan8.194005.28899@cabezon.uucp> larryh@fawlty.lmc.com (Larry Huntley) writes:
:    Check out "Talking Rain" - Pure Spring Water with Essence of
:    Berry.  What is essence of berry? 

	Two lines of coke, a 14-year old girl, the duckwalk and a great riff.
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: adventure
Date: 8 Jan 1993 06:32:18 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: g310c9.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

A certain high school I attended was built on a hill. This made for
some interesting structural designs within it.

One particular peculiarity was the bathrooms. Each (male and female)
had the stalls against a wall on the upward slope of the hill. 
At the top of the wall was a little cleaning closet for the janitor:

    |
clo |
set |
    |
----|
    |
    |
    |(   <-- stall (very good art, no?) 
    | U
    +-------------

Every evening, the classrooms were cleaned, so all the rooms 
would be unlocked. For some reason, this was the time we would
always go out to play (more area I guess). 
Anyways, we found the door to the closet above the girl's bathroom
open, and someone decided to throw a history book over the wall into
the bathroom below.  Over it went, and what do you know, there was
a loud scream from the other side.  The wierd thing is that none of
us had even thought of a person sitting on the can in there, but
it was a very satisfying experience.

I hope that whoever that poor girl was isn't reading this.

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