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From: dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 17:54:56 GMT

In article <725@dsbc.icl.co.uk> abw@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Andy Wardley) writes:
>>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>>Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
>Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
Don't you mean Crystal Gayle?


Couldn't resist.  We haven't had a stupid useless thread in a while.
At least I can be the link.
From: goosen@cc.und.ac.za (Chris Goosen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES-Funny
Date: 22 Jul 92 06:09:15 GMT
Article-I.D.: cc.goosen.18.711785355
Organization: University Of Natal (Durban)

In article <920720152729@herpes@ftp.com> ian@vax.ftp.com writes:
>Subject: NAMES-Funny
>From: ian@vax.ftp.com
>Date: 20 Jul 92 20:27:29 GMT

>Some more funny names:

>Al Coholic (from the Simpsons)
>Ben Dover (old I know)
>Stuart Dent (Stu Dent)
>Adam Baum
>Hugh G. Rection (huge erection)
>Eric Chen (erection)

>and of course the great old standby from Porky's:

>Mike Hunt

>Ian Greengross
>ian@ftp.com
>-----------------------------------------

And more from the Simpsons

I. P. Freely
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar)
Subject: Backups
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 18:35:36 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.


Monday's tape has been misplaced
Tuesday's tape just got erased
Wednesday's tape was write protected
Thursday's tape is virally infected
Friday's tape has been subpoenaed
Saturday's tape has a corruptive patina
And Sunday's just not in the crontab.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Subject: Re: NEEDED: C to Cobol converter
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 17:59:13 GMT

markw@cltr.uq.oz.au (Mark White) writes:

>chroessl@kittyhawk.ecn.uoknor.edu (Sim Human) writes:

>>Hey,
>>	I am in dire need of a C to Cobol converter.  Please HELP!!!

>Hey, now that IS funny........ :)

No, that's not funny.  That's sick.

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              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Now THAT'S funny!

Dave
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From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Where to find funny names
Date: 30 Jul 92 12:07:30 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


I wish I could be more specific, but on one of the Benny Hill
videotapes, he plays a teacher in a british school.  The entire
sketch has him standing in front of a class (never seen) while he
talks to them.  He starts with a roll call, which has some of the
funniest names I have ever heard.

BTW, a friend mentioned that he went to school with a girl named
Velvet Jock, and that she was voted Best Athletic Supporter.

And, earlier, the name Ben Dover showed up.  I saw no mention of
Ilene Dover.

--f2
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Xref: sparky rec.humor:24155 alt.folklore.urban:19392
From: tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Radio pranks
Date: 22 Jul 92 00:53:26 GMT
Distribution: world, usa, na
Organization: University of Arizona UNIX Users Group

>> Stuff about "odd place to make love" deleted...

>I have heard many versions of this.  It must be an urban legend.  Has
>anyone actually SEEN it?

Careful...   the urban legend concept can lead to fuzzy thinking.

An urban legand is defined as a story told and retold in many closely related
vrsion, slightly different, with difficult attribution, which is in fact not
based in a true story.    I have no problem with this.

Note,  it does not logically follow that any story which is told and 
retold in many slightly different versions with difficult attribution is
neccesarily not based on a true incident.

While this story has the form of an urban legend,  there is no proof (per se)
that the story is not true.  You may chose to discount the veracity of the
story teller,  but you cannot logically do so on the basis that "This story 
has the form of an urban legand".   To do so is as silly as the following;


All murderers have human form
You have human form

You must be a murderer
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: More acronyms
Date: 24 Jul 92 17:07:08 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

A few more acronyms:

HRRC   Human resource rich country   (overpopulated)
LDC    Less developed country        (third world)
TPLAC  Tin pot little african country
CGSM   Consignment of geriatric shoe manufacturers  (a load of old cobblers)
CHAOS  Chronic acronym overuse syndrome
From: colombo@bronco.fnal.gov
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: Fermilab Computing Division
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 21:41:18 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.152540.22300@cbnews.cb.att.com>, webdw@cbnews.cb.att.com (bruce.d.woods) writes:
> In article <1992Jul17.205007.8301@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> pam10@po.CWRU.Edu (Peter A. Margaritis) writes:
>>
>>	This week the Detriot Lions drafted: Harry Colon
>>
>>	Someother funny names:
>>
>>		1) Peter Burns
>>		2) Richard Head  (Dickhead)
>>		3) Johncock.  Is that Mr. John Cock or Johncock
>>		4) Dick Tweeter
>>
> 
> 
> Congressman from New Hampshire   -  Dick Swett
>  
> Fire Chief from Brentwood, NH   - Red Burns
> 


Or a cop in Chicago	- Dick Tracy


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mcvey@mpr.ca (Iain McVey)
Subject: Re: Humor from the News
Organization: MPR Teltech Ltd., Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 23:43:58 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.222032.7191@gumby.dsd.trw.com> suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com () writes:
>Don't waste your time with rec.humor, just read the newspapers and/or
>magazines and listen to the radio.  Specifically:
>
>A news broadcast mentioned the recent helicopter crash at Quantico and
>quoted Robert Dornan, Congressman from California, saying, "This was an
>inopportune time for a crash."
>
>Last week's Time (7/20, p 64) contains an article commenting on the sad
>state of the economy and the low likelihood of a substantial recovery.
>However, they did list a "bright spot" as an "increase in state and
>local government employment".
>
>The LA Times had an article about a retired appelate judge and ex-IRS
>agent who has been a thorn in the side of the city hall people at
>Walnut, CA.  He noted that the city hall was only half full, yet they
>were planning to build a new one.  Also, that there was a consultant on
>the city payroll that no one seemed to know what he did.  It has gotten
>to the point that the city has appointed one person to talk to the
>gadfly and the remainder of the employees are not to speak to him.  One
>councilman described this fellow as "an anal passage", but the Times
>went on to say that "those were not the exact words used".

reminds me of a story that I heard a few years ago, might even have been
here:

A military aircraft lost control and crashed, hitting a large hotel /
motel.  Several patrons were killed, and the local paper reported that
most of the patrons did not expect to be woken up in this way.

Yes, only most.

Wouldn't be at all surprised if a plane landed on us while we slept
tonight, dear, I've got that ache in my knee again.

- Iain -

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From: jsandler@encore.com (Jeff Sandler)
Subject: Re: Humor from the News
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 18:55:29 GMT

saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal) writes:

>In article <1992Jul22.222032.7191@gumby.dsd.trw.com>
>suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com () writes:

>>Don't waste your time with rec.humor, just read the newspapers and/or
>>magazines and listen to the radio.  Specifically:

>I wonder why he bothered posting this.
>-- 
>Sam Saal      homxb!saal OR saal@homxb.att.com
>	Vayiftach HaShem et Peah Ha`Aton

I think he wanted to waste our time.

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From: iqr0028@disc.dla.mil (Robin Szwec)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: MESSAGE FOR WOMEN
Date: 28 Jul 92 19:45:20 GMT
Organization: Defense Industrial Supply Center, Philadelphia, Pa



A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control.  She is measured
by the way her body curves or doesn't curve, by where she is flat or straight
or round.  She is measured by 36-24-36 and inches and ages and numbers, by all
the outer things that don't ever add up to who she is on the inside, and
so if a woman is to be measured, let her be measured by the things she can 
control, by who she is and who she is trying to become, because as every 
woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.
From: v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Where to find funny names
Date: 30 Jul 92 19:13:00 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: SUNY@Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <MICHAEL.92Jul30131026@paul.bu.edu>, michael@paul.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes...
>In article <2170@tymix.Tymnet.COM> filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit) writes:
>=  I wish I could be more specific, but on one of the Benny Hill
>=  videotapes, he plays a teacher in a british school.  The entire
>=  sketch has him standing in front of a class (never seen) while he
>=  talks to them.  He starts with a roll call, which has some of the
>=  funniest names I have ever heard.
>[stuff deleted]
I saw this on a rerun of Benny Hill not too long ago. 

>Are you sure it was Benny Hill? I have on video tape
It WAS Benny Hill!!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rlosey@sdf.lonestar.org (Richard Losey)
Subject: Re: days of the week
Organization: sdf Public Access UNIX, Dallas--unrestricted free shell access
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 03:32:43 GMT

Speaking of days of the week, I used to work with a salaried guy (==> he
doesn't get paid for overtime work) who worked a LOT of overtime anyway.  He
had a saying I used to find pretty funny (at least the first time I heard it):

Hey! Today's Thursday!  That means only three more working days until Monday!

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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 13:20:45 EDT
From: Michael B. Smith <MBS116@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: cucumbers better than men (maybe)

            21 Reasons Cucumbers Are Better Than Men
            -----------------------------------------

1. A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't matter.
2. A cucumber won't need to be sucked off.
3. A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is.
4. A cucumber won't lie to you about having a vasectomy.
5. A cucumber won't want to come on your face.
6. A cucumber won't fall asleep too soon.
7. A cucumber won't fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow.
8. A cucumber won't make you sleep on the wet spot.
9. You won't find out that a cucumber is:
          - married
          - on penicillin
          - trying to screw your sister
10. A cucumber won't grab cash from your purse while you're asleep.
11. A cucumber won't come home late, stinking of beer.
12. A cucumber won't run off with a cheerleader or an ex-nun.
13. All cucumbers are fresh and juicy.
14. You can keep as many cucumbers as you want.
15. Your mother won't flip out finding a cucumber in your house.
16. Cucumbers don't jam the freezer with food you don't like.
17. Cucumbers don't stay up until 4 and then demand that you take care of them
when they get sick.
18. But on the other hand, cucumbers stay up ALL THE TIME.
19. Cucumbers don't mind if you enjoy them and a movie at the same time.
20. Nobody calls you a bigot for having a favorite kind of cucumber.
21. The cucumbers you raise don't desert you.
From: lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Stupidity (was Re: that'd be in the butt, bob)
Date: 26 Jul 92 04:48:02 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jen Schacher) writes:

> In an American History class in high school, we had a geography
> test in which we had to label all the states on a map. A few people 
> couldn't even identify Georgia, their home state!
> 
> Jen

welll...looks like they didn't have Georgia on thier mind!

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 17:38:19 GMT

In article <12586@inews.intel.com> bstotts@mrmojo.UUCP (Bruce Stotts) writes:
>>       Oh Please! spare us your lies! You have obviously not
>>               seen "When Harry Met Sally", eh?
>>       Just when you think you've actually been performing
>>               fantasic, you find out they've been rehashing their
>>                       afternoon soaps or other whatnot.
>>       (Goldie Hawn did a hellofan impression, didn't she?)
>         ^^^^^^^^^^^
>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?

No.  I'm sure he meant Meg Ryan.

OBTampon:

Q:  3 tampons walking down the street.  Which one says hi?

A:  None...They're all stuck up cunts.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Meeting Places
From: jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle )
Date: 24 Jul 92 10:00:47 PDT
Organization: California State University, Bakersfield

My brother and his wife met while serving jury duty together.
*I* think it's funny.

Jennifer
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That's ok.  I don't understand your private .sig either.
From: bstotts@mrmojo.intel.com (Bruce Stotts)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Date: 29 Jul 92 23:43:40 GMT
Reply-To: bstotts@mrmojo.UUCP (Bruce Stotts)

*>>Adam came first.
*>>
*>>Men always do!
*>
*> Ehm. Please don't be so unspecific and generalizing. Some of us (OK, one
*> at least) come only after she does many times. How can I ever forget my
*> second main squeeze saying "I don't know how many times... I lost count
*> in the middle..."

Really?  I thought all she ever said was "Baaaaaaaaa!"

*>
*> Ronny

>       Oh Please! spare us your lies! You have obviously not
>               seen "When Harry Met Sally", eh?

>       Just when you think you've actually been performing
>               fantasic, you find out they've been rehashing their
>                       afternoon soaps or other whatnot.

>       (Goldie Hawn did a hellofan impression, didn't she?)
         ^^^^^^^^^^^
Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?

Bruce

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: wct@po.CWRU.Edu (William C. Thompson)
Subject: Alternative source of humor
Reply-To: wct@po.CWRU.Edu (William C. Thompson)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 12:41:16 GMT


For any Star Trek watchers out there - if you want to get a kick
or two, try reading alt.startrek.* for some good laughs.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD CRAIG HYATT)
Subject: Re: Food Vending Machines
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 19:14:25 GMT

In article <y!gm=2b@lynx.unm.edu> evilted@vesta.unm.edu (Evilted) writes:
>In article <1992Jul19.185325.17058@ncsu.edu> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD CRAIG HYATT) writes:
>>In article <oa65NB3w165w@major.panix.com> dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea) writes:
>>>echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD CRAIG HYATT) writes:
>>>
>>>> In article <1992Jul15.214538.26592@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect
>>>> |> At least two US soldiers die each year as a result of kicking faulty
>>>> |> vending machines, according to a US army study. Another 25 GI's are
>>>> |> injured after "kicking, striking, shaking or otherwise assaulting
>>>> |> malfunctioning vending machines which in consequence fall over".
>>>> |> 
>>>> >Why is this in r.h?  I didn't think it was too funny when my cousin lost his
>>>> >life after a fully-stocked soda machine fell on him.  He was 18.  We still
>>>> >think about you, Michael.
>>>> >
>>>> >Bill
>>>>  
>>>> Did Mike get his 50 cents back from the vending company?
>>>
>>>Hey, we don't know that he never got his soda...
>>>
>>
>>I'm sure that either way, he was crushed.
>>
>But was it orange or grape?
>

Don't know, but by the time he got to
drink it, it had gone flat.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Reply-To: maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center, Cleveland, OH
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 19:24:27 GMT

In article <22JUL199218245562@reg.triumf.ca>, lange@reg.triumf.ca (QUANTUM PARTICLE: THE DREAMS OF WHICH STUFF IS MADE) writes:
> Here is some Canadian University Folklore:
> 
> 	A few years back, (well, make that many years back. ~10 or so.) at the
> University of Saskatchewan (in Saskatoon for those of non-culture) there was a
> student band that went by the moniker of "The Flaming Hemerroids" (sp?)
> 
> 	Some big-wig at the school didn't like the name of the band and so
> banned, a la Toronto and the "Bare Naked Ladies",  them until they changed
> their name, which they promptly did...
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 	to "The Burning Sensations".
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 				Ya Gotta Love It !
> 
> ---
> TLB:  MP's should be restricted to two terms in office: one in Ottawa and one
> 	in Kingston.
  
  
Back when I was young there was a band "Richard and the Four Skins"
  
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: suziq@pyrite.SOM.CWRU.Edu (Sue Kwak)
Subject: Requesting sexist jokes
X-Post-Machine: pyrite.som.cwru.edu
Organization: WSOM CSG, CWRU, Cleve. OH
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 04:24:06 GMT

Since we have a request for sexist jokes against the women.  I'm
requesting sexist jokes against men.

Please email to me:  suziq@pyrite.som.cwru.edu

Thanks,
sue
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From: bobv@spike.Jpl.Nasa.Gov (Bob von Buelow)
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 18:04:19 GMT

In article <2894@mdavcr.mda.ca> vida@mdavcr.mda.ca (Vida Morkunas) writes:
>In article <1992Jul21.214043.1052@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:
>>them.  The stranger went up to the front door, and when the man answered,
>>the stranger said, "Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq."
>
>I don't get it.  And I speak French...
>V.

in   the   trough,  cats   sank

'n   'da   tro',   cat(s)  sank

un   deux  trois   quatre  cinq

I give it just *1/2 as inter-language puns go.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: roddi@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Roddi Walker)
Subject: Real Time
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 11:13:32 GMT

Last year, when I was giving a seminar on my Honours project (writing a computer
animation system), I picked what turned out to be an embarrassing title:

Real-Time Animiation of Rigid Polyhedra.

"Real-Time" is obviously one of those meaningless buzz-words, whose primary
purpose is to increase the state-of-the-artiness of whatever, most probably
unrelated, thing you're talking about.
	My modest attempt at being computationally fasionable was cruelly exposed
in question time:

Questioner from Hell:	What exactly do you mean by "Real-Time"?  What sort of
	machine will you be running on?  How many frames per second will you
	generate?

Roddi, thinking quickly: Perhaps I did not make myself perfectly clear.
	When I say "real-time", I mean REAL TIME - as in SERIOUS TIME.  We're
	talking lunch between updates here, pal.

Questioner from Hell: ... <gapes a little> ...

Well, *I* thought it was funny!

Roddi
From: tammy@ms-1.gvl.unisys.com (Tammy Draper)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: FuNnY NaMeS
Date: 29 Jul 92 16:15:03 GMT
Organization: Unisys Defense Systems, Great Valley Labs, Paoli, Pa

In article <gu5HoB5w164w@netlink.cts.com> lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio) writes:
>chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>
>> My sister knew a girl whose full name is Mundi Morning Mail. Poor kid!
>
>did she get the blues frequently?
>
>--                    
   Yes.  She tried to expand the envelope of her existence, but found 
   herself compelled to date young Elvis inpersonators named Bill who 
   constantly hummed "Return to Sender".  She was PO'd - boxed in - stamped 
   with a face of despondency.  Yet still she longed for Mr. Write - the 
   perfect mail.  


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From: wirzeniu@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Lars Wirzenius)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Grafitti Quotes
Date: 19 Jul 92 10:53:03 GMT
Organization: University of Helsinki


Seen on a passing train:

	Here to stay

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