HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: reinstat@milton.u.washington.edu (Robert Reinstatler)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 22:53:34 GMT

IMHO, a band associated with MPFC should be called the "Naughty
Bits"

Bob (thanks to Howie Mandel, I spell Bob backwards and enjoy
much more popularity)
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:45:35 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Aug23.041042.14315@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) indocrinates:

>corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra) boasts:

>>Lisa,

>>Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.

>The Meaning of Life is not - I repeat IS NOT 42.  It's actually a movie..

>And even then, the ultimate answer is not 42.  It's "forty-two".

But what's the ultimate answer to six times seven??

>>Corun aka 42
>Meetch aka Sorry for the inconvenience. *thump*
maJes aka Sorry for the *thump*. *AAAAARGH* *whoosh* *splat* *dribble*
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: New Band Line-Up
Date: 27 Aug 92 19:58:57 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1684F8D29.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu foments:

>>> |> Anybody think of anything else we need?
>>
>>Keyboards, or at least a nude organist      <--- another actual MPFC reference
>>Brass (trumpet and trombone)
>>Sax (yes S-A-X)
>>Banjo (I'm the urban spaceman.....)
>>I surprised nobody has yet suggested .....(drumroll please Chris, and monkey)
>>              ... a MOUSE ORGAN.     Yet another MPFC reference.
I just did.
>>
>>> |> Ratboy is Happy With the Grou so far...but there's something missing...
>>> can I be a groupie? I like hanging around in bars and.....
>>                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>                        Go on, say it....
No. I won't.

>>> Michael aka How do roadies count?  1,2   1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2
>>David aka roadies count 1,1,1,1,1     2,2,2,2,2,2,2
> 
>Not always.  My old band had a one-legged rodie that could only count 1,1,1,1,1
>1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1
>Chris aka My monkey is more of a  gorilla, actually.
James fjf Why are you dressed as a tiger??
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Run away! Run Away!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 04:07:00 GMT

>> Could someone please describe the origins of "Run away! Run away!"
>> in Python-lore? My memory suggests it's from the Holy Grail, and that
>> it was in regard to the Killer Rabbit.
>> 
>> Details? I have a new girlfriend who references it constantly, and
>> I have no VCR to review the movie!
> 
>{semi-serious face on}	:^|
>The lady is correct.  The k-niggets charged the bunny, the bunny managed 
>to kill a couple of them and King Arthur led the retreat with the 
>immortal line, "Run away! Run away!"
> 
>					Cheers! PKT
> 
>{semi-serious face off}	8v}/
>			  
>PKT aka give the new girlfriend a BIIIIG hug from me, willya?
>	What did you do with the old one, eh?  
Ratboy aka Well, she burned, then fell over and sank into the swamp...wait...
that was me mom...
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: AKA
Date: 4 Sep 92 16:42:41 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <Bu0Eo7.Int@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) squirms:

>jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>}We would like to hire all new talent for this newsgroup.
>}Please submit resume' to "alt.fan.monty-python.talent-search-'92".
>}
>}Winners will be picked by our esteemed panel consisting of Gumby,
>}Michael, The Bishop, nMsoi, Michael, Lisa, Dennis Moore, Ratboy,
>}lisa, Dinsdale, Mr. Neutron, Jos, Eric the Half-an-Editor, Michael,
>}Spiny Norman, Meetch, and 1 (one) of the Pirhana Brothers.

>what i object to is that my name was not included on this list...
>i mean..so i don't post like i used to..but that
>is still no reason to leave me out.....i have been told that
>i am tghis newsgroup at times...so leave me out and i'll get you in the
>end when I rm us....
I thought we *fired* you?
Well, okay, you're on the 'panel of expert judges'.

>}The winners will be announced by Ed McMahon.

>he's dead..i just killed him....

No, he's just stunned.

>}>>>aka nS
>}>>>oinm..?
>}>>Meetch aka License to akakakakakakakakakakaka!
>}><MSNio... ditto. aka I'm only using this coz I've got it.
>}Majes aka You can't stop me!!!! BWAHAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!
>Jester aka carre to try me?
Jseam aka I wouldn't carry you as far as I could trust you (or words
	to that effect)
From: joewhite@ut-emx.uucp (Joe Carl White)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: REQUEST for Meaning of Life song
Date: 30 Aug 92 20:21:29 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin, Texas

Summary: Some of them, anyway;  Also Eric Idle's singin 
Expires: 
Followup-To: 
Distribution: 
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin; Austin, Texas
Keywords: 

Well, I thought this was going to be more useful than it actually is, since
I can't find what I was looking for.  I _used_ to have a goodly portion of 
that song on my Mac, but I can't find the disk I put it on.

Anyway, the song starts off:	Remember that your standing on a planet
				that's evolving, and revoving at 900
				miles an hour, that's orbiting at 18,000
				miles a secon, so it's reckoned, a sun
				that is th esource of all its power.

Sorry I couldn't remember more.
 
I saw Eric Idle in a production of Gilbert and Sullivan's _The Mikado_ in
Houston a couple of years ago, and he was quite good, singing was the level
required for the G&S "patter song" singer.  The rest of the production paled 
in comparison (but I'm biased, sing I sing with Houston G&S, and this show wass
put on by Houston Grand Opera).
 
Well, It appears that this post has now become a post about Gilbert and Sullivanso if anyone out there can appreciate this line,

		They're a ravenous hoard and they all came on board
		At Sloane Square and South Kensington stations 

Drop me a note (preferably C natural) and we'll talk of the flowers that bloom
in the spring.
 
Mandatory Python quote:  We want....A SHRUBBERY!!!  (ni!)
 
					
-- 
|* Joe Carl Patrick Spontaneous White             joewhite@emx.cc.utexas.edu *|
|* 910 E. 32nd, #201                                                         *|
|* Austin, TX 78705                         "John said I didn't know what to *|
|* 512-499-8431; -8461 modem                 put, but I guess I showed him." *|
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 92 09:26:37 GMT

jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) insinuates:

>In <5972@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) drools:

>>In article <Btp5GL.uG@zeus.dialix.oz.au>, meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>|> bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) asks:
>>|> 
>>|> >In article <1992Aug27.052137.6360@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>|> >|> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blabbers:
>>|> >|> 
>>|> >|> >In <1992Aug23.041042.14315@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) indocrinates:
>>|> >|> 
>>|> >|> >>corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra) boasts:
>>|> >|> 
>>|> >|> >>>Lisa,
>>|> >|> 
>>|> >|> >>>Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.
>>|> >|> >>The Meaning of Life is not - I repeat IS NOT 42.  It's actually a movie..
>>|> >|> 
>>|> >|> >>And even then, the ultimate answer is not 42.  It's "forty-two".
>>|> >|> >But what's the ultimate answer to six times seven??
>>|> >|> Either forty-two or 42, but that's not THE question.
>>|> >|> >>>Corun aka 42
>>|> >|> >>Meetch aka Sorry for the inconvenience. *thump*
>>|> >|> >maJes aka Sorry for the *thump*. *AAAAARGH* *whoosh* *splat* *dribble*
>>|> >|> Meetch aka What a senseless waste of human life...
>>|> >Michael aka I think you mean "what a waste of senseless human life"?
>>|> Meetch aka We coulda made a nice casserole outta 'im, but bein' splattered
>>|>            around like that, it's going to be difficult even to produce a
>>|>            lousy stew !
>>Lousy stew.... ummm the taste of all those stewed louse.... yummy burping
>>belching bellowing and even farting yummy...

>HERE!!

Where???????

>Whatchu mean, I can't produce a lousy stew!!

Bloody 'eck!  I said it'd be difficult, not that I can't do it.  I happen
to make some of the lousiest stews in the country ya know.

>I make some of the wurst stew you lot'll ever lay yor tasty buds into!!
>Just look at this leg, ferinstance, not much meat on it izzere??

Eeeew!  I'm not touchin' that gammy leg.

>>aka Michael
>James aka If I didn't know this was hassenpfeffer, I would've sworn it
>	was carrots!
Meetch aka Now don't get personal...
From: daggs@l42bb.jsc.nasa.gov (Clark)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Monty!
Date: 3 Sep 1992 18:37:16 GMT
Organization: Ministry for Not Listening to People

In article <1992Aug31.024420.23692@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> cappucci@crs.cl.msu.edu
(Horny Italian Bastard) writes:
>How can I get Monty Python tapes and stuff? Where is more like it,
>I am in dearborn, MI, usa
>
	Start in the bookstore, there is a two volume set of episode
scripts from Pantheon Books. Then go to a store that sells videos
or better yet get a Publisher's Central Bureau catalog. Can't help
you with the second problem.

Clark aka Not in this part of Esher
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark)
Subject: Re: New Band Line-Up
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date:  2 Sep 92 10:19:25 GMT

lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:


>In article <26AUG199223223789@zeus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) 

>|> Sax (yes S-A-X)               --   Nop. No horns!

>|> Ratboy forgot some people...hmmm...anyone else?

>I can play alto sax a lot better than I can sing...

>--lisa aka all-around wind player...

Nee.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: New Band Line-Up
Date: 27 Aug 92 19:55:49 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <3325@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) intonates:

>In article <24AUG199223503632@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>|
>|Ok. Here we go. New Band Line-up Update!
>|
>|Guitars and Doritos           --   Ratboy the Not-Appearing-In-This-Post (What?
>|                                   an actual MPFC reference?!?)
>|
>|Bass guitar                   --   A couple of Simons (why not 2 bassists? Never
>|                                   been done)
>|
>|Tamborine/backing vocals      --   Lisa...after all we need at least *one* hot
>|                                   babe in tight clothes on stage. We wouldn't
>|                                   be a *real* band without one...and I'm afraid
>|                                   Meetch doesn't look quite right in my hose.
>|
>|Head-as-a-bongo               --   Meetch, whom we also use for any needed
>|                                   falsetto.
>|
>|Bongos                        --   Meetch's dad with his getting-better elbow.
>|
>|Drums                         --   Chris and his travelling monkey.
>|
>|Lyricist                      --   Jester and his mighty pen. Yea, I liked that
>|                                   song you wrote Jes...you got the job.
>|
>|Harmonica/kazoo               --   Dan. Gotta give him *something*...you play
>|                                   any sort of body parts, Danny-boy?
>|
>|I forget anyone? Auditions are still open. If you aren't happy with the
>|instrument you're playing, just let me know and I'll find a new one for you.
>|(But Lisa has to stay in the skimpy clothing *nudge nudge*)
>|
>|
>|Anybody think of anything else we need?
>|
>|
>|Ratboy is Happy With the Grou so far...but there's something missing...

>Hey! Don't forget me! I can do some real fancy a capella farting! True!
>Ok, lemme show you ... turn on the PA! (bzzzzzt) .... pweeeeep! ok, fine ...

>Ahem ... ok, here goes:



>       aaaaa
>    aaa     aaaa                aaarrrr
>faaa            aaaa       aaaaa      rrrr      rrrtttt!
>                    aaaaaaaa              rrrrrrr

>Now, hows that then eh? Did I pass? Yes? Yes? Yes?

I'll be yer producer, you can't be a band wi'out bein' produced, ya know.
And I oughta know, I have produced in my time, let me tell you that!
Watch this:

"More high-end, more treble.
 See if you can isolate the drums.
 Overdub! Overdub!"

James ak a The name of your band should be "Mouse Organ"!

>Jos aka All My Sisters Are Called Bach ... Muriel Bach actually.

>ps. I can dance on my spanish guitar too you know ...
sps. I can guitar on my dancing spanner ...
Organization: Freshman, Drama, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 16:36:50 -0400 
From: Elizabeth Amral Pereira <ep2k+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Comfort


 
>I am the Egg Man
>I am the Egg Man
>I am the Walrus

Wait, 
   This is a Monty Python Bboard.  Why are we quoting the Beatles. 
That's another Bboard.  Get it straight!!!!
Some may call me.....Tim, but you can call me Liz.
....Liz

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Jester
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 21:06:02 GMT


That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*

Lisa aka a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
-- 
"Women!....you marry them....you make them a High Priestess....."
                                  
                        John Ireland in "Satan's Cheerleaders"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: New band formed right under your--Eeew!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 01:04:05 GMT


>>}Ok. We've got a band!
>>}
>>}Guitars--      Ratboy
>>}Bass/vocals--  OSInm
>>}Drums/head--   Someone's dad
>>
>>I write the songs that make the whole world sing...I write the songs
>>that make us get censored.....
>>
>>}We don't have a name yet, but all ideas can be posted on the thread that's
>>}already going around frightening the children.
BOO!
>>
>>I am marching, I am ready to go
>>I kill at night, they call me GI Joe
>>
>>}What we need in a lyricist. We are starting auditions right here. Please post
>>}all entries as a follow-up to this article.
>>
>>Death, Death, Misamic Gore, Shoot your head into the Floor.
>>Kill, Kill, Hate, Hate, Murder, Murder, Mutiliate.
>>Napalm Them, Cut Them Inot Little Bitty Pieces.
>>Lets kill the children.
Kill mame destroy devistate wreck Kylie pestilance rot mutilation.
>>
>><excerpt from the hit smash tune, "Kill the children" by Jester & the Nihilis
>>
>>}PS. Anyone else wanna be in our band? Just post and tell us what instrument
>>}you play!
>>me...me...I play the Kazoo....and even..the..the harmonica....
>If you want to get rid of the dad, I'll play the drums.
Yeah... why not? How hard and fast can you hit them?
> 
>>}Ratboy who is acting like it's *his* band...
>>Jester aka til I steal it from you.....
>>Chris aka Police!  Police!
Police? Naah. Well maybe:
We can come together,
Wanking on the moon.

Yeah... sounds good to me.
ISnm,./?<>>o
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: scheller@asdi.saic.com (Mark Scheller x6519)
Subject: Happy Valley sketch
Followup-To: newsgroup
Keywords: sketch, happy, valley, MPFC
Reply-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Science Applications International Corp./San Diego
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 17:33:08 GMT


Does anyone have the text to the Happy Valley sketch?  I believe it was
on the "Matching Tie & Handkerchief" album.

If so, just taunt me with the response, I really don't want it for myself.
Well, if you do send it to me, or post it, or mention an ftp site I could
offer a box of Whizzo chocolates in return -- with a big red label
"Warning: lark's vomit".

For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, perhaps this will help:
"I sentence you to be hanged by the neck--until you cheer up!"

If this text does not as of yet exist in electronic form, I may be willing
to convert it -- if someone else wouldn't mind proofing it (it would be from
memory).

. . .zen za old ladies are struck about za head viz large clubs or `knurdles'.

mS (aka scheller@asdi.saic.com)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: New Band Line-Up
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 04:22:00 GMT

Arroit! Another update!

Guitars and Doritos           --   Ratboy the Not-Appearing-In-This-Post (What?
                                   an actual MPFC reference?!?)

Bass guitar                   --   A couple of Simons (why not 2 bassists? Never
                                   been done)

Tamborine/backing vocals      --   Lisa, Tia, and lisa each wearing 1/3 of a 
                                   piece of cloth.

Head-as-a-bongo               --   Meetch, whom we also use for any needed
                                   falsetto, after a knee to the groin, and 
                                   spitoon.

Bongos                        --   Sorry. Meeth's dad nicked.

Drums                         --   Chris and his travelling monkey/gorilla 
                                   looking thing.

Lyricist                      --   Jester, with some help from Smnio (or 
                                   whatever), looks like Bastard Dog Ate My
                                   Buspass may be our first single!

Harmonica/kazoo               --   Dan. Gotta give him *something*...you play
                                   any sort of body parts, Danny-boy?

Nude organist                 --   Preferrably either Lisa, lisa, or Tia, but
                                   I think Meetch might do too *wink*

Brass (trumpet and trombone)  --   We don't need no horns. Look! I got two right
                                   here under my hat.

Sax (yes S-A-X)               --   Nop. No horns! But S-E-X...now *that's* 
                                   another story.

Mouse organ                   --   Mousart. Cant's leave him out after we 
                                   talked about him so much. SQUEEK!

Groupie                       --   Michael (yes, I've forgiven you for taking
                                   my name...stupid git.) But you have to wear
                                   one of those bandanas we had for Lisa...

Drugs/overdose--   Dan the spanish guitar dancer  

Answering machine             --   Robin the Newbie

Standing around               --   PKT

>> |> Ratboy is Happy With the Grou so far...but there's something missing...
>> Michael aka How do roadies count?  1,2   1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2    1,2   
>David aka roadies count 1,1,1,1,1     2,2,2,2,2,2,2      
Ratboy forgot some people...hmmm...anyone else?
From: holland@dutiws.tudelft.nl (Gerhard den Hollander)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: READ
Date: 2 Sep 92 09:32:55 GMT
Organization: Delft University of Technology

Wanted:

Text of Life of Brian:
	Clockwise:
	Fish Called Wanda:
	[while we're at it]
	Eric the Viking:
	Falwty Towers
	[ Buy the book, it's better, coz it has photo's in it]
	etc. etc. etc.

	Please reply via email,
	I'll post all replies here [ I promise ]


Me AKA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: THE COMFY CHAIR????
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 14:07:38 GMT

In <grada.12.0@columbia.dsu.edu> grada@columbia.dsu.edu (Alison Grad) writes:

>I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition...

*WHOOOOOSH!* *thump* *thud*
Damn slippery floors.  I'll come in again.

*WHOOSH!*
NO-ONE expects the umm.. wot was it again ?

>Alison aka Bruce (To advoid confusion...  ;-))
Meetch aka Are you a poofta ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Look at the size of that...
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 22:30:00 GMT

What? What's that a chicken up there? No...it's just the way she's holding the
grapefruit.

Ratboy aka One of my favorite lines...up there with Sir William's panties at
  lunchtime.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark)
Subject: Re: The Band
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date:  2 Sep 92 10:20:32 GMT

bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) writes:

>In article <1992Aug25.094105.10512@news.ysu.edu>, af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>|> 
>|> I will only wear skimpy, tight, revealing and degrading clothing
>|> if Tia and lisa join me.
>|> 

>Me too... me too.... I wanna wear Lisa(s')'s clothes....

>|> 
>|> you didn't think you could have just *one* of us, did you?
>|> 
>|> we are a package deal *wink wink*
>Nudge Nudge

>|> 
>|> Lisa aka where do I sign, and when do I get paid?
>|> 

>I'll pay you in kind...

>|>"Don't worry about a thing....just wet your lips and walk butch."
>|> 
>ummm......     

>Michael aka If I ever see a posting from Magnum then...

Nuuu. No, not nuuu, nee.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date:  4 Sep 92 04:59:37 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGARRARARRGGGGHHHH!!!  Stop it!  My brain hurts!

>>Clarkus aka I like traffic lights!
>Meetch aka Just one question - is your name not bamber?  And where's your
>           license to.. two.  Two questions. 1: Is your name not bamber.
>           2: Where's your license to aka?

Finally, yes, your name is not Bamber. Now where was I? Oh, I've forgotten
that I resent being accused of licentiousness. Never, never (especially in
the old days when we had gravel for dessert after working a 25 hour day and
Dad use to whip us to sleep) would I be caught dead breaking the rules. But
when I remember I'll tell you.

Clarkus aka Yes, we're all different. 
	    I'm not! 
	    SHHHH.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: AKA
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 05:23:52 GMT


>>>>Someone please let me in on this aka thing.
>>>>(NO, I dont have a sense of homur.bork.bork.bork)
>>>Okay. You're in on it.
>>>Jesam aka Never too busy to be cryptic for the uninitiated
>>BTW... Who gave this Jim bloke an aka licence... He's misusing it!
>Chris aka Aka Police, and we're going to have to take you in for that...
SIOnm... Read 'im the charges, constable... Using copywronged
     anagrams and shifts of aka, distributing unlicenced akas, being, 
     being cryptinc for the initiated, no poofters, 42, splunge, and
     don't sleep in the subway. (Mrs.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: guest@dhhalden.no (.GJEST)
Subject: Re: New band formed right under your--Eeew!
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 14:15:21 GMT

In article <23AUG199220355128@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>Ok. We've got a band!

>Guitars--      Ratboy
>Bass/vocals--  OSInm
>Drums/head--   Someone's dad

>We don't have a name yet, but all ideas can be posted on the thread that's 
>already going around frightening the children.

>What we need in a lyricist. We are starting auditions right here. Please post
>all entries as a follow-up to this article.

>PS. Anyone else wanna be in our band? Just post and tell us what instrument 
>you play!

>Ratboy who is acting like it's *his* band...



How about: 
			kaddyffmm
			kasplootse
			jfhkdbcboowinwong
			ook ook all night long

---G.H.---