HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: maven@lerc.nasa.gov (Larry Fishbach)
Subject: Re: Bumper Snickers
Reply-To: maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center, Cleveland, OH
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 17:08:41 GMT

In article <5566@balrog.ctron.com>, smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith) writes:
> In article <1992Oct15.083444.12086@nntp.hut.fi>, jaa@hutcs.cs.hut.fi (Jari Alasuvanto) writes:
> >In article <1992Oct14.160009.10669@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov> maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov writes:
> >>                   "Driver Carrys No Cash
> >			    ^^^^^^^^
> >>                     2 Kids in College"
> 
> >	Any comments on your spelling ?
> 
> You have to make sacrifices to send two kids to college.
> 
> Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
> -
> Liberty is not the freedom to do whatever we want,
> it is the freedom to do whatever we are able.

After reading the above critisizm of my spelling, I went outside
and looked at my bumper.  I was alot smarter 6 years ago when I
made it. it does say CARRIES.
Before I get FLAMED I am just kidding. I know its criticism, just wanted
to see how many people caughte ite.
-- 
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maven@hercules.lerc.nasa.gov   Larry Fishbach @ NASA Lewis Cleveland Ohio
"Everything here is my own opinion"   Quoth the Maven "Evermore"
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From: cheung@strider.hw.stratus.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Unscientific survey
Date: 14 Oct 92 18:21:16 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Cheung's Funky Shop, Inc.



Funky Cheung asks, would you like to have this man be your vice president?


	  	 -------------------------
                /                         \
                |           \ \ \ \ \ \ \ |
                |/             \ \ \ \ \ \|      Period!  Period!  Period!
	        |/  /         \ \ \ \ \ \ |
                |  /  /        \ \ \ \ \ \|
	       	| /  /        \ \ \ \ \ \ |
	        |   /                     |
		| 	__    ____        |
	        |    ---         ----     |
----------------| ----              ----  |-------------------------
                |  ( 0 )    |       ( 0 ) |                         |
		|	                  |			    |	
		|          ^  ^           |                         |
		|        ___--__          |                         |
    		|              ===        |
                |                         |
                \________________________/


    _ _ _ _                                                    _ _ _ _
   | | | | |                                                  | | | | |
   | | | | |                                                  | | | | |
   | | | | |	                                              | | | | |


Funky Cheung has an impression of everyone at anytime.

Cheung's Funky Shop, Inc.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kodavar@ee.tamu.edu (Ravi Kodavarti)
Subject: Re: Lawyer joke
Organization: Texas A&M University
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 03:33:57 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.011808.16354@raven.alaska.edu> fsmgs@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage]) writes:
>Ricki Dulin <RICKI@wvnvm.wvnet.edu> writes
>>      "You say that now. But how can I be sure you won't file a
>>      writ after you pass the kidney stone?"
>
>I don't understand this punchline

ME TOO !!! PLEASE SOME SANE PERSON EXPLAIN !
From: herm@merlin.etsu.edu (Herman H. Fredriksson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Date: 11 Oct 92 00:03:05 GMT
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, Texas

djd@csg.cs.reading.ac.uk (David J Dawkins) writes:
>g88d4938@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MR GE DOYLE) writes:
>>cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761) writes:
>>>g88d4938@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MR GE DOYLE) writes:
>>>>davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:
>>>>>dyck@mpr.ca (Trevor Dyck) writes:
>>>>>>rajain@ecs.umass.edu writes:
>>>>>>>CENG51@maccvm.corp.mot.com (Craig Witkowski) writes:
>>>>>>>>herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredrikssson) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>>>>>>>>>>>>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>>>>>>>>>>>And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!
>>>>>>>>>>gotta say finding a rhyme is a battle!
>>>>>>>>>And take the choicest cuts of cattle!
>>>>>>>>In your car blast Heavy Metal
>>>>>>>First, I got a score to settle $
>>>>>>Since when does "settle" rhyme with "purple"?
>>>>>Does purple rhyme with apple?
>>>>What about apple and settle?
>>>Does anyone have an orange?
>>What rhymes with orange?
>Could it be lozenge?
a trip to stonehenge?
-- 
-- Herman Fredriksson -------- <herm@merlin.etsu.edu> ------ _ ---------
-- IRC Politician ----------- <herm@coombs.anu.edu.au> --- _| ~-, ------
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-- Commerce, Texas, USA -- "Everthing's Bigger'n'Better" --  \(  ------- 
From: ngsw@hpsgm2.sgp.hp.com (Soon Wei NG)
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 10:19:29 GMT
Subject: Re: Irish Joke
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Singapore
Newsgroups: rec.humor

What do you call a person that's not drunk in Ireland ?










Foreigner.
From: Bob.Underdown@f1040.n391.z1.FidoNet.Org (Bob Underdown)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: The Best Damned Jokes Ever!!!
Date: 11 Oct 92 01:53:02 GMT


 MFC> 20.  George Bush...the environmental President.
 MFC> 21.  Dan Quayle


Did Dan Quayle INHALE all 18 times he bought pot?


 * Origin: GASLIGHT MAIL  Another Day Another Joke (1:391/1040.0)
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From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:09:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: wam.1992Oct16.040924.10895
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park

>>>>Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
>
>>>Hmmmm...well, I am getting SVR4 for my HP 48SX.....
>
>>HA!  _I'm_ just finishing up a port of VMS for my Timex Sinclair!  Top THAT!
>
>Exactly what I'm after.  Tell me though, does it require the optional 16K
>RAM pack?  How many concurrent users does it support ?
>
>>Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron. Need you ask?

I have mine set up as a mirror to simtel20 with a 300 baud modem
I have tons of neat stuff if anyone wants to ftp :-)
-ara
From: karl@diku.dk (Karl-Christian Hansen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Re. Bathroom Graffiti
Date: 9 Oct 92 11:58:46 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, U of Copenhagen

DaPete@cup.portal.com (Pete o Wilkinson) writes:

>My favorite, written next to the condom machine at Cal's in Sunnyvale:

>"This is the worst gum I've ever tasted!"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dapete>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

How 'bout: 

"My dad says they're no good."

kch
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: daniell@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Daniel Lyddy)
Subject: Re: Bumper Snickers
Organization: University of California, at Berkeley
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 07:04:04 GMT



I saw this Bumper Sticker in a shop at Fisherman's Wharf in SF:

"I know Jack Shit"

Another good one would be this graffiti which a friend saw in Berkeley:

"To be or to be -- NOT!"

-- 
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Dan Lyddy    daniell@cory.berkeley.edu    University of California at Berkeley
"I'll walk off this f#@&ing stage if you don't stop spitting!" --Johnny Rotten
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From: shc@bluemoon.rn.com (n shane chambers)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Blue Moon BBS ((614) 868-998[024])
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 01:04:23 EDT

s1071828@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (Matthew Long) writes:

> In article <1992Oct8.090930.13104@phillip.edu.au> t9114138@phillip.edu.au wri
> >In article <1992Oct6.082403.202984@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, barrylev@uctvax.uct.ac
> >>>> I thought IBM stood for "I Bought Macintosh"
> >>>
> >>> Nope, that's  "I Broke Macintosh"
> >
> >	Isn't it "I Buried Macintosh" ?
> 
> Isn't it "What boring shit"? Piss off with your computer crap.
> 
>  Joke - Poeple who write boring stuff like this.
> 
> 


        HEY BUDDY!  Isn`t this a joke sig?  why don`t you take a hope over 
to Alt.flame (I think thats right, who knows I never look at it{for all 
those who arn`t impared funny}:) 

        maybe if you trip on the way over, well get a laugh out of it:)

                shc


This is from
  shc@bluemoon.rn.com or ...nstar!bluemoon!shc
Who doesn`t have his (or her) own obnoxious signature yet...

                                And doesn`t plan on getting one eather!

                                             *:)

(all right, I know I can`t spell, is it my falt I never learned the spell 
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From: krauss@oktext.sbc.com (M S Krauss)
Subject: COWBOYS
Reply-To: krauss@oktext.UUCP (M S Krauss)
Organization: Southwestern Bell
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 17:48:32 GMT


Do you know what the three biggest lies cowboys tell?

	1. My pick-up truck is paid for.

	2. I won the buckle rodeoing.

	3. I was just helping that sheep back over the fence.

-Mike
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mother Jokes (Your Momma is so...)
From: booth@lub001.lamar.edu (John Booth)
Date: 13 Oct 92 08:21:30 +1700
Organization: Office of Telecommunications

In article <1992Oct6.205045.2069@tandem.com> Montague_Kevin@Tandem.com (Kevvy Kev) writes:
>Subject: Re: Mother Jokes (Your Momma is so...)
>From: Montague_Kevin@Tandem.com (Kevvy Kev)
>Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 20:50:45 GMT

>In article <1992Oct1.061848.16459@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>> 
>> >Your mom's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.
>> >
>> >Your mom's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
>> >
>> >Your mom's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
>> >
>> >They say that beauty is only a light switch away, with your mom I had to use a
>> >black light.
>> >
>> >
>> >Hope you liked them.
>> >                     Brian
>> Here's another...
>> 
>> You're mother's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.

>Your mom's so stupid it takes her a half hour to make minute rice.
>Your mom's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
>Your mom's got snakeskin teeth.
>Your mom's so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
>Your mom's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing Her peanuts.
>Your mom's got hair on her tongue and she gargles w/curl activator.
>Your mom's got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
>Your mom's got a leather wig w/suede sideburns.

>It goes on and on. . .
>Kevvy Kev
>"Socrates' philosophies were fatal"

Your momma's so fat, she jumped up in the air -- AND GOT STUCK!
From: cory@riemann.math.mun.ca (Cory C. Pye)
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Organization: Chem Dept., Memorial University of Newfoundland
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 14:17:49 GMT

In article <1992Oct4.223349.142346@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> clg3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHRISTINA LYNNE GULLO) writes:
>In article <BvGMoB.FJ5@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, srd33435@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Of the hoo
>d.) writes:
>> [stuff deleted]
>>    Accy majors do it in numbers!
>>    Physics majors do it at the speed of light!
>>
> [Stuff deleted]
>Cheerleaders do it with a smile!!!
>

Chemists do it in the fume hood. (Adapted from an old MUN Chem Soc. sweatshirt,
                                original author unknown)
Physicists do it ideally!
Quantum physicists do it discretely.
Classical physicists do it continuously. (these three from my 1st yr.
                                         Physics prof)
Without loss of generality, mathematicians do it, provided the Axiom of
Choice is assumed. The proof is left to the voyeur as an exercise. -Me

-Cory Pye
From: 9120800f@lux.latrobe.edu.au (EDSECOMBE Andrew)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Date: 16 Oct 92 00:05:02 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

I heard about a dentist whose name was DOCTOR BLOOD once. Contrary to
his name he was a very good dentist ( apparently).
From: guyette@penny.WPI.EDU (Thomas M Guyette)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bumper Snickers
Date: 16 Oct 92 16:05:21 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: penny.wpi.edu


Regarding "1-800-EAT-SH*T," I called the number.  It's actually a free
advertisement for a 1-900 number!!

							-- Tom
From: baptiste@bnr.ca (Michael Baptiste P275)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: **National Emergency**
Date: 16 Oct 92 17:40:30 GMT
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP

In article <8erglWi00WB91C=ZkJ@andrew.cmu.edu>, "Harold S. Lessure" <hl0t+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
|> 
|> In President Bush's closing remarks he (astutely) asks:                
|> 
|> "Now let me pose this question to America:                             
|> 
|>     If in the next 5 minutes, a television announcer came on and said
|> there is a MAJOR international crisis, there is a MAJOR THREAT to the
|> world (or in this country)...a major THREAT, my question is:
|> 
|> If you were appointed to choose one of the three of us,
|> 
|>     Who would you choose?
|> 
|>     Who has the perseverance,
|>                 the character,
|>                 the integrity,
|>                 the maturity to get the job done...!"
|> 
|> 
|>           
|> The ANSWER is obvious...    Dan Quayle!       
|> 
|> 

Now, all together children.....



















              NNN    NN   OOOOOOO   TTTTTTTTTT  !!
              NNNN   NN  OOOOOOOOO  TTTTTTTTTT  !!
              NN NN  NN  OO     OO      TT      !!
              NN  N  NN  OO     OO      TT      !!
              NN  NN NN  OO     OO      TT      !!
              NN   NNNN  OOOOOOOOO      TT      
              NN    NNN   OOOOOOO       TT      !!
From: ingvalkd@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Perot's Campaign
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:04:29 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

H. Ross Perot's campaign is like bad sex.

You can never be sure if he is in or not.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cobra@coyote.datalog.com (Ken Thompson)
Subject: Re: Halloween picture (a bat). Have any other pics?
Organization: Datalog Consulting, Tucson, AZ
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 03:35:20 GMT

Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark) writes:

> Since when did Halloween become a holiday (grin)?
> 

 
Since Hallmark found a way to leach more money out of the general public.

(No smiley, 'cuz it's true!)

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From: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bumper Snickers
Date: 17 Oct 92 01:56:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: ra.1992Oct17.015634.14666
Reply-To: ferguson@wizard.etsu.edu (Jason M Ferguson)
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, TX

I called 1-800-EAT-SH*T. I got a busy signal.

      /\          The Illumnati: Proud To Be Serving You!
    / o \     Jason Ferguson: ferguson@[wizard,ogre].etsu.edu
  /______\        The Gnomes Of Zurich, Inc.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: WANTED: Hacker Test
From: dlfrost@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu
Date: 12 Oct 92 01:51:13 -0500
Organization: Miami University Academic Computer Service"

	Can someone please email me a copy of the Hacker Test.  The floppy
gremlin has stolen my copy of it.  Thanks,



				   Dennis

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From: SDENARO@vm.poly.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WOODY ALLENISMS PLEASE !!!!!!
Date: 14 Oct 92 16:25:29 GMT
Organization: Polytechnic University

In article <Bvx255.8L9@dcs.ed.ac.uk>
la@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Lewis Alderton) writes:
 
>
>My brain - that's my second favourite organ : Sleeper
>
>Is sex dirty - yes if it's done properly
>
>Don't knock masterbation it's sex with someone you love
 
I do not wish to achive imortality with my work, I want to achive it
by not dying.
 
If only God would give me a sure sign, like depositing a large sum of money
in my name.
 
Avoid cliches like the plauge.
 
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get
much sleep.
 
The difference between sex and death is that with death
you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
 
 
--
SAL DENARO      "Live Fast, Die Young, Hack 'C'"
sdenaro@polyvm.poly.edu    sdenaro@polyvm.bitnet
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From: janeczko@csd630a.erim.org (Mike Janeczko)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
In-reply-to: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca's message of 7 Oct 92 13:37:11 CST
Organization: Environmental Research Institute of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan
Date: 9 Oct 92 10:53:31

In Ann Arbor you can go to the intersection of 

Nixon and Bluett.  The street sign tells a bit of history:

Nixon Bluett (Blew it)
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From: ftit@hamburg.engin.umich.edu (Sergej Roytman)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 92 08:30:22 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor
Originator: ftit@hamburg.engin.umich.edu


In article <1992Oct8.103215.23012@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, bena@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Ben Aveling) writes:
|Joe Leger (monalisa@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
|: 
|: Real men _type_ in commands they
|: want to use.........
|
|REAL men hard-wire it.
|

REAL MEN ENTER IT BY TAPPING TWO WIRES TOGETHER.  IN ALL-CAPS.

|Ben

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Say no to four-line .sigs.
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From: cep@cs.nott.ac.uk (Charlie Pearce)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 13 Oct 92 14:01:07 GMT
Organization: Nottingham University

In article <1992Oct12.213734.20752@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>In article <1992Oct12.125903.3990@darwin.ntu.edu.au> nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
>>>Amigas are, and always have been, real computers. A real computer is defined
>>>as any computer shipped with a real operating system...
>>                                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>
>>  Yer...right
>>
>Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!

Well I proudly use OS 1.20 with my BBC B...

Charlie
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Red Sox jokes (a redundancy)
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:54:28 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

1. How many Boston Red Sox players does it take to change a flat tire?
	Just one, unless it's a blowout and then the whole team helps out.

2. Did you hear that the Red Sox are trading Mike Greenwell to Los Angeles
	for four cops who can hit?

3. Did you hear that some billionnaire in the Phillipines wants to buy
	the Red Sox, move the team there and change their name to the
	Manila Folders?

4. There is a piece of legislation in the State House in Boston right
	now urging the Governor to cancel September in Massachusetts
	and make August a 61-day month.


5. The Red Sox' magic number is 911.

6. What do the Red Sox and Woody Allen have in common?
	They both got caught fucking around in the cellar.


					Nobody knows `em better,
					Saint.
 

o
	They both got caught 
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From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 14 Oct 92 18:54:27 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

Hear! Hear! This thread is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY
					not funny.

Maybe we'll get lucky and it'll commit suicide.
From: smith@ctron.com (Larry Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
Date: 14 Oct 92 17:11:12 GMT
Reply-To: smith@ctron.com
Organization: Cabletron Systems, Inc.

In article <16239@mindlink.bc.ca>, Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark) writes:
>Air couriers do it in big jets all over the world. (C)opyright 1986 Air
>Couriers International Vancouver BC

From a Grumman Aerospace Corporation bumper sticker:

E-2 [Hawkeye] pilots do it longer!

Larry Smith (smith@ctron.com)  No, I don't speak for Cabletron.  Need you ask?
-
Liberty is not the freedom to do whatever we want,
it is the freedom to do whatever we are able.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aphelps@vicstoy.UUCP (Austin Phelps)
Subject: Re: Hello
Organization: vicstoy: Public Access Unix, Orlando, FL
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 03:03:24 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you have anything better to say?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps there is some better way?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, there MUST be, I should say!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wish this would just go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>It might, but not today.
>>>>>>>>>>>>And yet another, enters the fray.
>>>>>>>>>>>Oh gawd, time to pray!
>>>>>>>>>>Will this last til June or May?
>>>>>>>>>This rhyme, I will not betray.
>>>>>>>>Why not today.
>>>>>>> BTW... :-)
>>>>>>Throw the "C" manual away !
>>>>>I hear that FORTRAN is the new wave!
>>>>BASIC is here to stay!
>>>12 year olds sure like to play!
>>I'll add one more line, OK?
>No fucking way!
Any way, any day!


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