From: mkwan@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Dr. Mike)
Subject: Re: Help! 3 lonely heart Dr(s)
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 14:42:06 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.235532.4380@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, cfs2b@fermi.clas.Virginia.EDU (Chun Fai Szeto) writes:
>
>	To all known to be Dr. in 3 lonely heart club, I need your 
>analysis on the case regarding to one of my best friend:
>
>	My friend (let's call him Peter) is going to be a fourth year 
>student and the girl (call her F.S.)  is 3rd-year student and I think
>her personlity of F.S. is pity agressive (I mean she welcomes all boys 
>dating her) and is also active in any activity.  On ther other hand, 
>Peter is honor student and gives other people have a feeling that he
>is reputable and frank.  F.S. had already known Peter for a long time 
>since they were in the same department.  But you know, they are just a 
>friend of "saying Hi" so.
>  
>	Peter started being attracted by her on last semester.
>And he tried to ask for a lunch or dinner with her, but he didn't have
>a chance because of the end of semester.  On the other hand, F.S. always
>has a guy (call him P.K) go with her ,such as dance partner, dining
>with F.S.. So what does Peter need to do in order to possess F.S.'s love?
>
>	 Dr(s). of 3LHC, finding any clue?
>
>
>
>
>

                        New 3 Lonely Hearts Club
                        ========================

                     Advices from Dr. Mike to Peter
                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

	Ok, Peter, before I start to advise you , I should say something about
your friend (Chun-Fai).  You are very lucky, you have such a good friend who
is risking being flamed by netters to get help from us (and he got the right
persons !!!).  No worry, we will try our best.

	According to the letter,  F.S are quite popular among boys, right ?
So you (Peter) should really think about your motivation, it that a clever
move ?  If you are desiring a one day-night love or a part-time lover, that
fine, I have a heap of ideas for you.  However, if you are really serious
on it, I think I would only say that you better forget her as soon as you
can, and find another girl.  You will get hurt because of her.  It sounds
a bit hard, but it is a hard truth.

	Ok, assume that you still want to take this risk.  First, don't worry
about P.K, he is just a little mouse.  Because P.K may be one of the thousand
'chasing bees', but he has some luck, so F.S gives him some Honey.  Everyone
can get some 'Honey' from a girl like F.S, as long as he can make her happy.
But how ?  There is a easier job in the world to make that kind of girl happy.  
But you need one of the following element as a back up :-

	Money, Handsome or Sense of humor.

Money :
	Buy her a batch of flower everyday, she might not accept in first few
days, but don't worry, keep doing it.  Because a girl like F.S will very happy
that a boy who is willing to do such a crazy thing for her.  So sooner or
later, she will give you some feed back.  Thus, you can start to invite her
and do whatever you like ..........

Handsome :
	If you are really a handsome guy, I don't think you have any major
difficulties to chase her, go for it mate !!!  Sure win.

Sense of humor :
	If you are poor and not really nice looking, that fine, don't feel
sad about it.  The most important point is sense of humor.  If you have it,
then your world is not end yet.  In order to gain more attention from her,
you should try to show off your sense of humor directly and indirectly to 
her.  It means that you should make more jokes/funs especially when she is
there, but this action may create some side effects.  It may make her feel
that you are bloody idiot.  Therefore, beware of your jokes.  
	After giving her some impression of you, it will make you easier to
invite her out, then the rest are all depending on you.
	
	If you have none of above feature, I recommend that you better give
up.  It sounds cool, but it is from my heart.  Good luck Peter.

	I think Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Sleeping Beauty and netters may have good
recommendations for you. 

	Take care.
					Dr. Mike
					mkwan@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au
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