From: mcgrew@dropout.rutgers.edu (Charles Mcgrew)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Request for words
Date: 12 Dec 92 16:46:29 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


	fay@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
	Hey, does anyone have the words to the Fugitive Alien medley?? 


Well, this is pretty close (I'm sure some there will be some snide
comments about something of the undoubtedly minutely-mistranscribed
lyrics, but I JUST DON'T CARE, OK?  I JUST <nurse? Yes, doctor?
thorazine, please> ow!

... ah.  well, I feel much better now.  Much more in tune with the
world... and the wall... and the air... ahhhhh.... anyway, here's
the lyrics:


The "Fugitive Alien Song", from "Fugitive Alien II" 
Copyright 1991 by Best Brains, Inc.

Tom:  All right, I'm feeling really good...

(to the Fugitive Alien theme)
All:   This is the song 
       starting off our medley
       Our favorite Fugitive 
       Alien song

       Don't try to kill us 
       with a forklift.
       Won't take very long -
       relax and sing along.

Tom:  Thank you, thank you.

Crow: You know, Tommy -  a movie like Fugitive Alien can make you
	cry, and it can make you cry.  

Tom: ah, me, yes...

Crow: But thing I treasure most, and I'm speaking from the heart, 
      here - this is totally off script - is the music.

Tom (french accent - sort of Maurice Chevalier if he was
    from Minnesota): Oh, this is so true, mon Crow - songs of love
    and adventure, and if I may, whimsy, no?  heh, heh, heh.
    But you know, my favorite was the heartrending ballad in which
    the whistful Tammy pledges her love to Ken.

Crow: It goes ... a little something like this:

Tom: three... four...

(tune of I love Ken, or maybe Frere Jacques, or Smoke on the Water. 
 No, not that last one...)
Crow: I love Ken
      He is my sweet friend
      and I love him...

Tom: I love Ken
     He is my sweet friend
     and I love him...

Crow: I'm so blue
      'cause I don't think
      Ken loves me...

Tom: I'm so blue
     'cause I don't think
     Ken loves me...

Crow: I'm all messed up inside
      I might have to
      off him...

Tom:  I'm all messed up inside
      I might have to
      off him...

Crow: I'll frame Rocky and
      get away
      scot free..

Tom:  I'll frame Rocky and
      get away
      scot free..

Crow: I love Ken
      he is my sweet friend
      and I love him

Tom: Frere Jacque,
     Frere Jacque,
     (and continues over Crow:)

Crow: I'm so blue
      'cause I don't think
      Ken loves me...

      I'm all messed up inside
      I might have to
      off him...

Tom: I saw three ships come
     sailing in on
     Christmas day,
     on Christmas day
     (and continues over Crow:)

Crow: I'll frame Rocky and
      get away
      scot free..

Tom:  I love Ken...
      I love Ken...

Joel: All right, this band is marvelous, aren't they
      ladies and gentlemen?  Cambot Brown and his
      band renouned - give it up for 'em!

Crow: Yeah...

Tom: Smokin'...

Joel: Yeah!

(tune of a jazzy boogie)
Joel: Its got a real cool feel
      flying high with the Starwolf
      we're firing up the ship
      and we're hitting the town

      With Groovie Ken and Tammy
      Swingin' Rockin' Joe
      and those two other guys
      who we don't really know

      Forget 'em!
      Lay down the boogie
      and head for the stars, man...

Gypsy: Thanks Joel, well that was fun.  But if
       I could get a little serious for a moment, well
       I was wondering where we'd be without our boys
       and girls in shiny red leather.  It makes me 
       proud to know that they're out there... somewhere...

Gypsy sort of sings something to the "Superman March", 
in her usual style:
	Look and you'll see
	Flying so fancy free
	Fighting for you and me
	Captain Joe and the gang

	When they pass by
	(continues, but becomes fairly incompresible)


Tom:  Tempo! Tempo! Tempo!

Joel:  That's really good.  Gypsy, you wanna do one with me?

Gypsy: Huh?

Joel: You want to do one with me?

Gypsy: well, Joel, I...

Tom: Let's all do it.

Gypsy: OK

(theme tune)
All:  We are gonna find 
      Sandy Frank
      we just want to 
      ask him why.
      we want to stick it to 
      Sandy Frank

      And sit on his chest
      and gob on his face
      and make him cry...

Crow:  Yeah!
Joel:  All right, now - lets take it home!
Crow:  I'm feeling really good
Tom:   ...feel so good it shows!
Crow:  Yeah!

All:  ...and that's our song
      we hope that you enjoyed it
      and if you thought it
      was stupid and trite

      come on and 
      kill us with a forklift
      all we want to do
      with love from us to you
      is sing
      the FugitiveAlien song!

Charles
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