HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: page@cerdic.cs.odu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:31:57 GMT
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, Va



All my bosses are gone today, leaving me, a student,
in charge of the entire Computer Science Dept.

I don't know what to do first.

d.
-- 
		"Jello is antimatter"


page@cs.odu.edu
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Prolific")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Brief Embarrassing Business Travel
Date: 22 Jan 93 17:22:51 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: robert@aero.org's message of 22 Jan 93 17:07:54 GMT

In article <1jp9laINNb9@news.aero.org> robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger) writes:
>   Stapleton Airport

Heh.  I'd forgotten that.  

I giggled non-stop last year when I was in the airport in Denver,
because I kept thinking of Edith Bunker.
--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
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From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: decisions
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Tue, 19 Jan 1993 19:41:36 GMT

>I am going to get my hair cut.

All-in-all, a bad idea.

>I am going to get my ear pierced.

You only have one ear?

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From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Childhood
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 04:14:56 GMT

I huddle in the sewers with the children of
supernatural abilities and with our radiant eyes
proclaim "we are not one of you". 
We mourn the death of Thomasina and
proclaim our love for the Witch.
We are sentenced to three years of
Stations of the Cross and finally
are set free. 
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-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
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From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony A. Datri)
Subject: Re: ten word adverb
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 06:43:17 GMT

>More-- unexpectedly far more than usually ever seen-- extraordinarily

in, on, or of, or as if in, on or of an

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From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Newspaper reports Watkins says SSC project endangered
Keywords: usa federal, government, research, science
Date: 27 Jan 93 21:34:28 GMT
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Originator: ben@soliton

I have no joke here, I just liked the subject line.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NC-17 Art Flicks To Avoid
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 17:33:10 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Tom Boutell urges you to see:

: Madame Ovary.
: Wait till it comes out on the (Fallopian) tube

Faithful Attraction.
Wait till they are lured by the space charge onto a phosphor near you.
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From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10 word complaint to the BBC
Date: 23 Jan 93 03:47:40 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

(Richard Salter) writes:
>Dear BBC,
>        I wish to complain about 10 word stories.
>Alright to technically BBC is three words but who's counting.
>
>Happy Halibut II

And technically, "all right" is two words, but who's counting?

I had a teacher who claimed that "no one" was spelled as one word:
"noone".  Which is ridiculous.  "Noone" is lunchtime served with a
silent vowel.

sol
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From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Post-It(R) Notes
Date: 23 Jan 93 01:48:03 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

Rob Dobson believes what he reads in alt.folklore.stupid:
|sorry to inject reality [tm] into the nice heinous discussion, but the
|real story is: post-its were an accident. some genius 3-m scientist
|made an adhesive he thought would stick REAL well. it didnt; it only
|stuck ok. the real genius figured out how to market this failed adhesive.
|and now, god curse his soul, he is rich and i am poor, but i do use
|of lot of notes.


Well, when you are finished injecting reality, be sure to wipe off the
keyboard. Otherwise the contacts rust.

Just ask any dweeb in alt.folklore.stupid, they'll tell you:
		  "THERE IS NO SOLUTION IN SOFTWARE"

mr HEINOUS
the source of your displeasure
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From: gill@maths.tcd.ie (james nolan)
Subject: Re: dream
Organization: Dept. of Maths, Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland.
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 09:24:59 GMT

tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan) writes:

>gill@maths.tcd.ie (james nolan) writes:
>>I have a dream,a dream of mutant killer teddy bears.
>>They are everywhere,I nead help,Please someone help ME!

>This isn't a dream, it is Real Life(TM).
>And they don't want to kill you, they want to do something much worse,
>so kill yourself now, before They get to you.

No I need for me to die,I am killing them all with my sawn off grand piano
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Self Congratulation
Date: 28 Jan 93 18:04:37 GMT
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA



In article <77538@apple.apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:


   I'm on page 56 of this week's Newsweek

   mr HEINOUS

Well congratulations.  So I image the gif (558x420 pixels, 1.000
aspect ration, 7.00x5.27 inches) on my laser film recorder and all I
get is a crappy image of some fruit grinning in a crowd.  And when I
look at this weeks Newsweek on page 56 all I find is a car ad in the
middle of the article on gays in the military.

Am I the willing victim to the new post-carasso misc.test auto-*plonk*
prank?
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Periodicity
Date: 26 Jan 1993 19:04:45 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov
Keywords: Maddi Hausmann, loser

In article <1993Jan26.171544.28931@lut.ac.uk> J.P.Knight@lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight) writes:
>We've all known for years that t.b. has a periodicity effect, which mr x
>keeps under careful control for us.  However, I've just noticed that
>rec.humor.funny also has a similar problem.  

Better unsubscribe now.  I hear Maddi has accepted two really neat new
jokes about mouse balls and Administratium.
--scott
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From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: cj's piercing
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:54:37 GMT

In <lvh.727810693@uctgeo> lvh@uctgeo.geo.uct.ac.za (Leon van Heerden) writes:

>fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:

>Nipple, eyelid (to be really bizarre) or genitals unusual enough for her?

No, perhaps, and no.


ben - will get back to you on this


-- 
ben
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Bloomington, IN)

and
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From: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Richard Visage)
Subject: Bikersluts
Organization: Ugly Twisted Nastiness
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 20:16:37 GMT


The following is a story which is far too outlandish, far too twisted to be 
anything but true. It was discovered quite accidentally, when a mixup with a 
Fax number caused the deposit of some of this story on my machine.

Frankly, I couldn't believe it. I was curious enough to send a return fax, 
only to find that the original fax came from Marseilles, in France.

I have been lucky enough to persuade the originators of this saga to provide 
it to us in its entirety. It will periodically arrive by Fax, and be 
transcribed to this newsgroup.

At the moment, the authors of this epic will tell me only that the story is 
true. They have also supplied their supposed names, but very few details 
about themselves.

The authoresses are:
    Mme. de la Declasse
    Angel Truite-Putain
    Desiree Salope.

The only other thing I can tell you about them is that they adore Harley-
Davidson motorcycles.

Following is chapter 1 of BIKERSLUTS...

-- 
---
Brought to you by the Shepherds of Grace and Danger, Ottawa, Canada.

           "We will breach no sheep before their time."
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From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: dream panel
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 01:11:54 GMT

Broward Horne, John Winston and Gary Coleman discussing
the CIA role in the coming deflationary cycle and what
the aliens think about the dangerous changes that are in store.
Moderated by the current ECK master.

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
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From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: some times i wish so hard...
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 23:15:31 GMT
Keywords: rind

pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>god likes me more than you. i know because all of my wishes come true.

I was going to write about how small you must be to have *all* of your
wishes come true, but of course, you are The Finerty.

"I wish that I might get to my car without breaking my leg."
"I wish that I might become more like Gooley."
"I wish that lightning would not strike me today."

Yes, may all your wishes come true.

Except the ones involving me.
--
I'm sorry.  Kill me now.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What I Hear
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 03:17:54 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

what i hear when i'm listening to a foreign language
depends on the language, of course. but, very approximately,
here's what i hear, mainly at the end of a phrase or sentence.
'tis there that it lingers on the ear, to hear.

german:		en en en ge ge ge en en
japanese: 	mash'ta mash'ta mas' mas' mash'ta
korean:		tsamida tsamida tsamida
spanish:	os os os os os o o a a os os os
arabic:		chhh chhhh chhhhh
italian:	a a o o e e a a a
french:		annh annh rrrr rrrrr annnh
hindi:		henh henh henh henh he henh
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From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: Stop the world, I wanna get off.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 23:04:37 GMT
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.

In article <1993Jan26.165304.13203@black.ox.ac.uk>, tbrann@oxford.ac.uk
(Tony Brannigan) writes:
|>I was doing a practical this morning, when I noticed that while
|>longitude extends from 180' East to 180' West, latitude only extends
|>from 90' North to 90' South.  What happened to the other 180' of
|>latitude?
|>I can only conclude the Earth is shrinking :-(
|>
|>T
|>-- 

Oh, great.  NOW how am I supposed to get any sleep?

Brian /-|-\
From: tbrann@oxford.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Stop the world, I wanna get off.
Date: 26 Jan 93 16:53:04 GMT
Organization: Oxford University, UK
Originator: tbrann@black

I was doing a practical this morning, when I noticed that while
longitude extends from 180' East to 180' West, latitude only extends
from 90' North to 90' South.  What happened to the other 180' of
latitude?
I can only conclude the Earth is shrinking :-(

T
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       |
From: ez012344@chip.ucdavis.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh on drugs
Keywords: nuclear explosion, cheese, jello molds
Date: 22 Jan 93 04:12:29 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, UC Davis

In article <C14nsG.A7D@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> aisa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Charles Festel) writes:
>
>I had a dream once of Rush Limbaugh in a black leather dominatrix outfit
>holding a whip in one hand with Hunter S. Thompson tied up naked and hanging
>from the ceiling fan.  Rush would whip him, then tickle his butt, all
>the while chuckling and screaming DITTO!
>
>What does it all mean?

Well, I'll tell you. It means you are in serious danger of losing your life.
If word gets back to the Owl Farm that you have even -- deep in sleep --
considered the notion that Hunter Thompson would let Limbaugh even open his
mouth -- much less be tied up naked to the ceiling fan -- you will be 
shotgunned in your bed by associates of Thompson.

Thompson is a weapons expert. Limbaugh is a self-described commodity. As
Perot would say, "End of story."

Dan
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A challenge!
Date: 20 Jan 93 21:36:41 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1jivf8INNcj8@phakt.usc.edu>, echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150) writes:
> J. F. Waldby writes:
>>L. Stewart writes:
>>>                         BRIDGET, THE TEMPEST AND TODD
>>>
>>> The wind picked up and Bridget's print skirt wheeled towards her
>>> as her anal cavity opened. While furniture flew through the air and
>>the grand piano came crashing down the stairs; she let out a fart and
> it was all melody, and the piano struck a dissonant chord, composing
> beautiful music as it approached its strenduous death upon the floor.
> 
> 5150
> 

He wasn't supposed to finish a sentence, but I'll pick it up here anyway (like
it or not)...

Bridget refused to attend the funeral, saying that Todd had always liked the
piano better anyway.  Todd, upon hearing this, went into a

					--Joachim
From: ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Found art
Date: 24 Jan 93 01:48:09 GMT
	<v7210ak@zola.esd.sgi.com> <1jpml4$4g4@agate.berkeley.edu>
Organization: Ng!
In-reply-to: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu's message of 22 Jan 93 20:49:40 GMT

cy:
   cj:
   >Curtis?  Chess on ergot derivatives?  Go I know about.

   It wouldn't work.

   Chess is to go, as weightlifting is to fencing.  

GO!  Hah, I spit upon it.  Weightlifting, fencing, fetal
microsurgery.  Chess, go, tiddly-winks.  Amphetamines, wheat
rust, foxglove.

	-r.

	(next week's trendy drug of the network elite: 
	 nyquil in capsules.)


--
"Trespassers w"   ranjit@grad1.cis.upenn.edu	mailrus!eecae!netnews!grad1!...
	The surface of the water where they move swiftly about in curves.
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From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony A. Datri)
Subject: Re: C Food
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 22:24:18 GMT


>Mrs. Fallswell knew immediately that asking for more drawn butter

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From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Lee, Jackson, King Day (Re: Happy Mickey, Donald, Goofy day)
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 21 Jan 93 16:42:14 CST


In article <cee1.727649161@Isis.MsState.Edu>, cee1@ra.msstate.edu (Charles Evans) writes:
> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
> 
> >>>Robert E. Lee, Andrew Jackson, Martin Luther King
> >>Geddy Lee, Michael Jackson, and Fred King.
> >Bruce Lee, Glenda Jackson, and Sky King.
> Hypatia Lee, Jesse Jackson, and Larry King.
Lee Majors, Jackson Browne, King Louis XVI.
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Strong atheism ought to explain theism (Was: Re: Atheism is dogmatic.
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 13:57:55 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

In alt.atheism livesey@solntze.wpd.sgi.com (Jon Livesey) writes:
> Are you quite sure about this?   Mass beliefs are not unknown in the 
> workplace.
> 
>         + So and so is sleeping with such and such.
>         + The managers know what they are doing.
>         + We are all being poisoned by mysterious gasses.
>         + The lobotomies are scheduled for Tuesday.
>         + The computer can tell whether you are afraid of it.

Has Mr X received Jon Livesey's CV, I wonder?


mathew
From: tbrann@black.ox.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Talking to God
Date: 22 Jan 93 23:29:26 GMT
Organization: Oxford University, UK
Originator: tbrann@black

You can now fax the big G on:
Jerusalem 612-222

Your fax will be taken an placed in a cleft in the left wall of
Jerusalem, which is apparently an ancient practice for sending prayers
with an extra ummf.

T 
Source: Herald Tribune, 22/1/93
-- 
"And soon all of us will sleep under the earth, | tbrann@ox.ac.uk
  we who never let each other sleep above it."  | u90afb@ecs.ox.ac.uk
   Marina Tsvetayeva 1915                       |
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i want a film...
Date: 22 Jan 1993 20:04:19 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) says:

>i want a film with 
          ^^^^
  
No you don't. You want a pre-recorded video cassette. You are warned.

rp -- life imitates Scott Dorsey.
From: al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (J. D. Nelson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: C Food
Date: 25 Jan 93 14:37:57 GMT
Reply-To: al837@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (J. D. Nelson)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


Mrs. Fallswell knew immediately that asking for more drawn butter
and lemon wedges was a big mistake as she felt the grip of the
waiter's claw tighten around her neck.......
-- 
"A Flute With No Holes...Is Not A Flute."
"A Doughnut With No Holes...Is A Danish"

                            Basho
From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 10-word controversial poem
Date: 26 Jan 93 04:31:51 GMT
	<1993Jan25.001727.1396@walter.cray.com>
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
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In-reply-to: jcarroll@gath.cray.com's message of 25 Jan 93 00:17:26 CST
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Comments: Mathematicians do it without limit.


In article <1993Jan24.191540.11496@vax.oxford.ac.uk>, reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
> 
>  So,
>  What is so
>  Good about the
>  Grateful
>  Dead,
>  Anyway?
> 
> Jason

Jeff Carroll <jcarroll@gath.cray.com> writes:
===> Please go away now, and take Tom Fawcett with you.

===> jkc (what the hell do you guys listen to, Beethoven?)

Someone once sang

	"Bring me the head of Jerry Garcia
	 He plays guitar like diarrhea"

but I can't remember who, as much as I agree with it.

--
...so the whole story is completely untrue... big hoax! ha ha ha....
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: In reality....
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:35:02 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


IN REALITY, i am married to a short skinny woman named Bob. yes, no,
wait, yes, in reality we live in a small beaver lodge with a woodstove
and a bed, yes, thats it, the room is very small but warm and homey.
we have three children, all of them female, none of them human. my
best friend is the little dude who lives in the water fountain, but
he never likes to leave his pad and go out for a drink.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: just wondering
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Date: 24 Jan 93 23:02:54 GMT

aisa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (procrastination) writes:

>In article <74184@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>>: Is Chelsea Clinton's middle name Buns?
>>
>>Her first stay-overnight lover will wake in the morning, look over, and
>>eulogise "Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning." Or just hum it instead.
>>
>I wonder if Elvis Costello new what a great prophet he was.     

	Hah. So is her middle name Natasha?
-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
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From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Subject: My favorite game
Organization: Undue Purversity
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 04:35:55 GMT

Strip Solitaire

ata boy
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From: an6273@anon.penet.fi (I. I. Pasternak)
Subject: So they say
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: talk.bizarre
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 13:34:19 GMT



``Where there's smoke, there's weed.''
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Zoe Baird
Keywords: politics
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 14:28:40 GMT

In article <C1FKEK.8AH@siemens.com> aad@siemens.com (Anthony A. Datri) writes:
>>the law, but Ed Meese.......
>
>...... continues to have oblique references made to him, absolutely none with
>enough context for the rest of us to figure them out -- much like "Ted" Bundy,
>who, as far as I can tell, must have been on an episode of  MwC that I missed.

were you alive and in the us during the 80s? if so, no reference to
ed meese is too oblique. justice dept. guards once turned away a
bicycle messanger wearing a shirt "Experts agree! Meese is a pig"

and they do, too...


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From: an6273@anon.penet.fi (I. I. Pasternak)
Subject: Fuck the bandwagon.
Organization: Anonymous contact service
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Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 01:38:08 GMT


I a man of few words.  But more than ten.

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From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: One sentence story: Hilda's pet
Date: 26 Jan 93 18:21:22 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


    Throwing caution to the wind, Hilda jumped the long canyon
to try to find her weak and faded dog, which was really a cat
but had had a species-change operation performed when it realized
that it was a hound in a feline's body, but upon reaching the
other side found that the animal had in fact died due to heat
exposure, which was pretty ironic, she thought.

-- 
   justin    || "Enough!  Enough!  Our bullet-proof vests are no match for
     sol     ||  your legally obtained teflon-coated bullets!"
jws5@lehigh.edu                            -Garry Trudeau, "Doonesbury"