From: rajain@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian
Subject: Re: In search of exciting JAIN GUYS!!! --- FAFAT !!!!
Date: 27 Jan 93 20:05:35 GMT

In article <1jqr0eINNgb4@aludra.usc.edu>, fafat@aludra.usc.edu (Vijay Fafat) writes:
> Neha Doshi writes:
>>
>>My name is Neha Doshi. I am looking for a nice guy leading to a permanent
>>relationship. I am a 2nd year medical student at Robert Wood Johnson Medical 
>>School in New Brunswick, NJ, USA. I was born in the US and my parents are from
>>Kapadwunj, Gujurat. My computer-nerd friends put me up to this so here goes...
>>
>>	My only stipulations are:
>>
>>	1) Between the ages of 23 - 26
>>	2) Vegetarian Jains ONLY!
>>	3) Preferably Gujrathi
>>	4) Likes to have fun.
>>	5) Preferably East Coast.
>>	6) Established professional, or in professional school.
>>	7) Someone intellectually and culturally driven.
>>	8) Free thinking and independent.
> 
> 
> 
> 	Hey Dighe, now this is MOST DEFINITELY a sneaky trick by the matrons
> 	to show down the desi males. I mean, look at 7 and 8. And but for these

	Gawd!!! I do have ESP, else how could I predict FFT's involvement
	in this affair which, I must say, is highly personal to me and
	means a lotttttttttttttttttttt!!! chee! chee! Abey Fafat! Bhabhi-
	to-be ke hooney waaley hubby ke saath aisaaa bhadddaaaa mazaaak ??

	[Fafat man, such a cruel joke with sister-in-law-to-be's hubby ?]


> 	two, I would have linked 2 with Rajat Jain's ominous :) return to

	Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Well! I returned a little tooo late....maybe.
	I guess the maiden is gone forever, swept off her feet by some
	knight in the rusty old 1970 VW :-) But yes! I really *had*
	a very very very goooood chance on this one......matched to a
	"T" !!! For more details look thru the post "FOUND!!!...."
	which is but a feeble attempt on my part to salvage, if at all
	possible, something from a sinking ship !!!! 

	But I don't blame ya.....this original post, alongwith a
	demand for "Jain" guys was too much for you to pass-up :-)
	But *I* wouldn't even *think* of playing such an inane trick,
	that kinda stuff is for my "chelaas" [students] to play :-)


> 	the net. Gwack! That guy has sensed this matrimonial before it was
> 	posted.... :)

	Elementary, my dear FFT, Elementary! However it's not your fault
	because "you see, but you fail to observe" :-) I wish (and that's
	all I can do for now), that my acute senses had picked up the 
	matrimonial loooooooong before it was released onto SCI, but
	my radar was jammed (must be some new equipment developed by
	the ....) ....

	Anyways, did ya read the quote she had used as her .sig ???

	Man! I tellya, dat's one wild (not to mention horny), but
	exciting young woman we got there......Plus it wasn't even
	exciting young woman!!! IT WAS "exciting young womEn" !!!
	Admit that you "saw" that "E" but didn't "observe" it :-)
	This makes a whole "bunch" of them!!! I say........forget
	SAWNET and let's invest some of our resources into this
	"gold-mine" :-) [no pun intended for the use of word "mine"].
	The quote said (and I am quoting from memory):

	Wanted men........everything will be ready [for the men, of 
	course]....blah blah blah!
	
	These are some smart women we got there....they keep track
	of allllll the contingencies !!! So if you happen to prefer
	a "glow-in-da-dark", yes! you guessed it...they got it...

	Let's go to Jersey, dooooooooooooooooooooooodes !!!!!!

	[yeeeeeeaaahooooooo! Giddap horsie!!! Oooops, sorry just
	came back from Texas]...


> 
> 	FFT
> 


	Hell! I gotta run and reserve my airline tiks before you
	guys storm the reservation desks....see ya on the plane!!

	Ciao,

	rAjAt.....and of course JAIN :-)

PS: Any followups will be ignored as I am on my way to Jersey !!!
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