HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: marks@castle.ed.ac.uk (Mark Steyn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Choose my .Signature
Date: 20 Nov 92 16:11:00 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Edinburgh University

I had decided to change my signature every 6 months or so, and have done
so recently.  Unfortunately everybody seems to prefer my old one.
This would be fine except that I am incredibly indecisive (or at least I
though I was indecisive - now I'm not so sure) and cannot choose.

So I've decided (in my finite wisdom) to ask this group for it's 
opinions, flames and small furry animals so that I might decide which 
signature to use.

Number one - the old signature:

? As long as the youngest child is free to dream ? Mark Steyn :          ?
? In the forest that we call imagination         ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk ?
? There shall always be a Unicorn                ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk     ?

Number two - the new and improved signature:

? Look within the hearts of mortal men and see, ? Mark Steyn :          ?
? The Hopes, Dreams and Wishes of a world,      ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk ?
? Guarded under lock and key.                   ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk     ?

Well supposedly new and improved.

Ah well vote for whichever you want.

	Mark

-- 
? Look within the Hearts of mortal men and see, ? Mark Steyn :          ?
? The Hopes, Dreams and Wishes of a world,      ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk ?
? Guarded under Lock and Key.                   ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk     ?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: Why I love the information age
Organization: t.b
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 23:13:43 GMT

schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> Later, back home, I excused myself for a few minutes,
> went into my room, modemed out to the school computer,
> ftp'ed out to nevada.edu (which has a copious quantity
> of guitar tablature) and downloaded the chords to
> Brown-Eyed Girl.
> 
> I played it for her later that night, and let me tell
> you, I scored BIG brownie points.
> 
> I love the information age.

     That song has been played so many times
even Van Morrison refuses to play it anymore.
I would have told her if she wants to here
it, she's going to have to go down and suck
hard.

     Funny thing is, she probably would have.
I love the nineties.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the day
Date: 16 Nov 1992 07:54:02 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

it was the day they took away the trees.

sap on the asphalt.

and the stench of burning.

from the hill you could see them go.  hobbling.
but the axes were sharp.  and the flames.  the flames.

that night a black snow fell.

c
From: damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: VOLCANO * COLEUS
Date: 18 Nov 92 20:40:27 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:


>VOLCANO * COLEUS
>SHADE LOVER WITH BRIGHTLY COLORED FOLIAGE
>Ht. 12-14". Space 10". Partial shade.Scarlet red w/deeper shades.
>Plant in moist nitrogen rich soil. Keep flower spike pinched off.


talk.bizarre.wanted?
talk.bizarre.pen-pals?
talk.bizarre.small-ads?
talk.bizarre.personals?
talk.bizarre.contact?
talk.bizarre.bay-area?
talk.bizarre.vegetation?
talk.bizarre.kinky-sex-aids?

the mind boggles.

Damian
damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.rap
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: life sucks
Keywords: love oh yeah
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 03:56:54 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.033123.5399@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:
>--
>			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
>			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1

I've always been more of an NWA fan myself.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38572 alt.net.personalities:57
From: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Date: 17 Nov 92 17:41:04 GMT
Reply-To: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


Hey...

what do you guys think of my new sig... or should I scrap it?  I'm having
trouble thinking up a good one-liner that sums up my personality... 

(no comments from the peanut gallery!)

Mike
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: every...
Date: 21 Nov 1992 23:05:42 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov21.222720.18211@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty) writes:
>
>every now and then it becomes necessary for me to drive at insanely rapid
>speeds. this happened today.

but you lost them, huh?  good.

c
reminded of the low-speed chase scene from tmwg
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bkeiper@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan S Keiper)
Subject: A quandry...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 00:27:22 GMT

     Anyone know the legal penalties for roasting hotdogs over the Eternal 
Flame at Kennedy's memorial?  Just curious...

          Bryan Keiper

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
     bkeiper@magnusug.acs.ohio-state.edu
     Still no snappy sig file, so sorry...
From: damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Actual Dan Quayle Interview
Date: 15 Nov 92 15:51:04 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
>cj writes:
>>I follow-up my own post to bring you this breathless update: Lance
>>summarizes Maddi as:
>>
>>	Fucking Princeton Mensa Wank
>>
>Really? I've never heard the term "Wank" applied to a woman before. Can one
>of the resident Brits give a ruling on this? PV

Which side of the bed do you get out of, Paul?

The more important question is this:

Are we using "Mensa" in the sense of "pseudo-intellectual worm"?

Damian
damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Miss Drieux Relieves the Pain/Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 16 Nov 1992 19:17:03 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov16.022018.13828@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> tgpt_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Tom Guptill) writes:
>In <1992Nov16.012504.18164@wetware.com> drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
>
>>blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.) writes:
>>] 
>>] Dear Miss Drieux-
>>] 	Recently, I suffered a tragic loss as the timing gear on my old
>>] car ran out on me. My friend James says I should wait 15 years before
>>] getting a new car, but, afterall, it was a Volvo. What should I do?
>>] 		signed, Clutch Situation.
>
>
>Perhaps you'd like to buy an Escort?

Try Cho Lin's, on Hotel street across from the Thai grocery.
--scott
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A quote looking for a context
Date: 20 Nov 1992 21:04:33 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


"The single pubic hair in the mascara brush disturbed him most of all."


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: life sucks
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: life sucks 
X-Advertisement: L-Broth is good food in a pinch.
Keywords: love oh yeah
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Comment: i am still free
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 03:31:23 GMT

well well. here i am. finished reading quite a bit of this froup and
killed quite a bit more. i love that feeling. my housemates father works
for los alamos national labs and he has some sort of nifty security
clearance. he thinks all of my current troubles could get back to him and
also possible affect my housemate as well in the future. so, like, he
tells my housemate that she shouild move out as soon as possible or that i
should. fuck. damn it all to hell. i mean, my life is pure shit as it
stands and now i have to move. this is perfect. fortunately i just dumped
all of my savings into a car and of course i get paid so much as a luser
grad student i can easily afford a deposit, first and last mo's rent and
the cost of connecting the god damned utilities. 
oh well. yesterday i practically lost my mind. i don't think i can take
much more of this stress. i talked to my parents tonight and they said
they still hadn't heard from the secret service. my bet is that they hear
either tomorrow (monday) or on tuesday. hope you are all having a peaceful
life. 
				wishing i was not,

--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: EUCLID@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu
Subject: Re: Stamp Question
Organization: C.C.S.O.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:08:04 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.222152.6711@telesciences.com>
srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) writes:
 
>
>In article <1992Nov16.173027.16632@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>>In article <BxtHuH.9C6@brunel.ac.uk> cs92njc@brunel.ac.uk (Nicholas J Clayton) writes:
>>>In article <28102@castle.ed.ac.uk> W.Warburton@ed.ac.uk writes:
>>>>|> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>>>|> >In other words, philately will get you nowhere.
>>>>|>
>>>>   (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>>>|> I hear that imitation is the sincerest form of philately.
>>>>
>>>> OK, OK: enough guys. We have to stamp this stuff out.
>>>
>>>Don't worry, I think you've got it licked...
>>
>>Not unless people start cancelling such articles.
>>
>>Mark.
>>gooley@netcom.com
>
>	I'm going to mark this thread as junked, post-haste.
   Ahhh! Don't letter get you down!
 
euclid
Euclid@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu
standard disclaimers apply
"What!?!  Whaddaya mean, 'no mustard'??!??"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: portable snide nipple reduction plan
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 20:05:25 GMT

It is my fucking birthday and I'll slap who I want to.

and if one more insincere cretin smiles at me and says happy etc
I swear, I just swear.

I miss Brad and Janet.

Live for the rim.

I will answer no more questions and I'm leaving early.

Disobey.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: short shameful confession
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 07:14:21 GMT

I have purchased 2007 CDs so far this month.

--
Ben Cox, but the total was less than $5000...
thoth@uiuc.edu
Ok, so I've only paid for 1007 of them so far...
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38573 alt.net.personalities:58
From: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Date: 17 Nov 92 18:23:35 GMT
Reply-To: jessop@ljohub.enet.dec.com (Class Dinosauria)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


Hmmmmmm... for some reason my software (XRN) isn't including the sig file...
It must be REALLY bad if the software won't include it...

mike
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: Re: Today's Question.
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 08:13:39 GMT

larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley) writes:
>
>  to proceed from here.  Of particular importance is the phrase that you 
>  will utter as you sink to your knees, your life's blood oozing from a
>  mortal wound inflicted by your dastardly opponent.  Please be apprised
>  that "I die that France may live!" is already in use.  I suppose we should

no, no, "I die that France may live!" is *perfect*.  i mean, we *need*
someone to replace the fallen iron curtain, and a nonexistent but 
thoroughly fiendishly competent french conspiracy would be *great* for
the job.


M.
and of course there's always "Jacques de Molay, thou art avenged!"
to *really* confuse everybody...

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: Love Song For PJF
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 16:21:36 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.004257.19604@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:
>In article <1992Nov16.210832.25059@mail.cornell.edu> John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu> writes:
>>Love Song to PJF
>>
>i had to follow up to this wonderful posting for two reasons. one is the
>article number at my site. it is 62626. nice and symetrical. i know it's
>prob not the same number at your site but that's ok. the second reason is
>that i liked it. so, there i go posting for two completely self serving
>reasons. oh dear. oh no. i think i will go now and drink some champagne. 
>ciao etc, 
>--
>			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
>			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1

98418, here.

Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 01:21:27 EST
From: Dan the Man <DED110@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Read any good books lately?

     I'm supposed to read a collection of short stories from a 'serious'
author, whatever that means, for my creatinve writing class.  Wheee.  Well,
I've already managed to convince the teacher that I need major therapy by
the compositions I've turned in thus far, so why not just continue, eh?
So, I figure that t.b is a perfect place to ask for suggestions.  Can
anybody suggest a book or author that is suitably abnormal?  Just about any
subject material will do.  Steven King is probably out; everybody else chose
him already.  Besides, he's just plain scary, not truly bizarre.  Anybody
else come to mind?  Or any books of several differant authors? I don't know
myself, I don't read much.  Hey, print is dead anyway, isn't it?  Well??
Any ideas???

Individuals repsonding via E-mail will be entitled to rewards consisting of
copies of some disturbing/ob$cene poetry I've written for the class....
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Erie, PA  16504                    and fine stores....
Home: (814) 825-9471
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MY FANTASTY HEARING AID COMPANY
Date: 18 Nov 1992 04:33:02 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <1992Nov17.050331.8219@ultb.isc.rit.edu> adw3345@ultb.rit.edu () writes:
[...fuhgedabautit...]

It's been done.

There is now (this is absolutely true, in the Dave
Barrian sense of the pharase) a form of hearing
device which is hidden (almost) entirely within your ear.

A magnetic disc encased in silicone potting is wedged
against your (ostensibly punctured) eardrum.  It is driven
by magnetic fields emitted by a coil of wire that you wear
as an innocuous necklace--perhaps under your shirt, close
to St. Christopher?

The necklace contains audio transducers and a radio
receiver.  It's been used in such diverse modes as
clandestine message-passing (you're in a meeting and
you--and only you--hear "<*BEEP*>, Mr. Flaum, your wife
is on line six and I'm horny as a blowfish"), cellular
paging, and conscientious audiophilism (one man claims
to leave his necklace under his pillow and tuned to
a local radio station, thus letting his wife sleep
in silence).

				--Blair
				  "You can leave
				   the ear-couteur
				   to the homos."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Subject: Re: zippers
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 03:24:13 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.222436.5473@news.Hawaii.Edu> deane@mozart.ifa.hawaii.edu (Kimo Kanaka De'ane) writes:
>In article <1992Nov12.173309.28672@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>>I just noticed last night that my fake Gore-Tex pants that I wear
>>on my ride to work have a double zipper on the pocket, the kind that's
>>on sleeping bags so you can open them from either the inside or the
>>outside.
>>
>>It's nice to know that if I ever get accidentally zipped inside my
>>pocket that I can get out by myself.
>>
>
>	Actually, that's for me.
>
Gore-Tex?  A line of clothing produced by the new Vice President??  :-)

Simon

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: life sucks
Keywords: love oh yeah
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 16:14:08 GMT

In article <BxvyrD.LBw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <9211161738.54@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>>yong-mi
>>>besides, you can't drink the water
>
>>Is there any place south of Texas where you _can_ drink the water.
>>I'll start another disgusting list:
>>Mexico		No
>>Brazil		No
>>Colombia	No
>>Paraguay	No
>
>Antarctica	No
>
 Not unless you use a flamethrower, anyway...
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Girlfriend
Date: 17 Nov 92 15:11:30 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <97616@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>In article <1992Oct31.013114.3626@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>My girlfriend is only 4' 11". Imagine the possibilities.
>>
>>mdw
>>
>Heh.. I'm only 4'10"...
> -- ASK

Short arse.
-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Why I love the information age
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 20:00:55 GMT

On a recent dinner date, the restaurant was playing
barely-audible music over the speakers.  Suddenly
my date's eyes lit up.  "Do you know what song this
is?"  

I strained to listen.  "Brown Eyed Girl, right?"

"Yup.  Know who sings it?" she asked.

"Um...Um...Um... Van Morrison, right?"  Keep in 
mind that I've heard a guitar player in a local
pub I frequent play this song at least 200 times
in my life.

Later, back home, I excused myself for a few minutes,
went into my room, modemed out to the school computer,
ftp'ed out to nevada.edu (which has a copious quantity
of guitar tablature) and downloaded the chords to
Brown-Eyed Girl.

I played it for her later that night, and let me tell
you, I scored BIG brownie points.

I love the information age.

------------------------------------------------------------
mark schnitzius           |  seeking guitar songbook for the
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu  |  clash's "london calling".  does
univ. of central florida  |  one even exist?  will pay top $
------------------------------------------------------------
From: lnh@soliton.physics.arizona.edu (sometimes a Wombat)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Norm Thomas Speaks
Date: 15 Nov 92 23:35:47 GMT
Reply-To: lnh@physics.arizona.edu
Organization: Society for the Appreciation of Janni Lee Simner


Welcome to THIS OLD CATHEDRAL.  Last week, as you may remember, we 
finished taking down the wooden altar and the superstructure in the 
choir, for shipping to a chapel down in Norfolk.  *This* week, the 
masons will pull up the stones in the apse so the work on the crypt 
ceiling can begin.  But first, the glazers are here to begin taking 
down the stained glass windows in the south transept and the nave to 
cleaning and refurbishing.  Let's watch, shall we?

--

                         \   Absence diminishes small loves and increases
LNH@physics.arizona.edu   \  great ones, as the wind blows out the candle 
sometimes a Wombat         \ and blows up the bonfire. -- La Rochefoucauld
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Jasper Titus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: yet more sniping at bad erotica
Date: 20 Nov 92 15:08:03 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.gooley
Distribution: world,welt,mond
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: gooley@netcom.com's message of 19 Nov 92 01:41:12 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.014112.17447@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>  When his orgasm subsided <just the right word!>,

Yeah, `cause it's the sub sides that keep the seamen in the sub.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: life sucks
Keywords: love oh yeah
Date: 16 Nov 92 14:49:54 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742

In article <1e7822INN48i@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
[a suggestion to pfinerty]
>one word for you, my soul brother, one word:
>
>paraguay.
>
>the climate is salubrious and the extradition treaties quite balmy.
>you can build a huge house in the jungle, like harrison ford in
>"mosquito coast," with a porch facing out over the rio jicama,
>a mahogany porch, real mahogany baby, and wicker lounge furniture
>on which you can sit, watch the sunset (it is a peculiar fact
>of paraguayan geography that the sun is always setting - something
>to do with longitude i think) and chain-drink dry martinis.


Have you ever actually been to Paraguay?

I've been there.  I wouldn't call the climate salubrious: more like
when it's cold, it's pretty cold, and when it's hot, it's *VERY* hot.
Plus there's all the money one will need to pay off the local officials
so that one will be left alone - rumour has it that Somoza was
bazookaed in downtown Asuncion when he fell behind on his "protection"
payments.

Besides, I believe the current government will hand over foreign
criminals for undisclosed amounts of "foreign aid."


yong-mi
besides, you can't drink the water
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: josh@cqs.washington.edu (Josh Hayes)
Subject: And you thought YOUR day was exciting
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 22:50:01 GMT

A crow shit on me today as I walked from the bus to work.
They're smart birds; I guess he sensed I was unarmed.

the doctor   IS      Shirtless

--
Josh Hayes, Quantitative Sciences HR-20 U of Washington
josh@mowgli.cqs.washington.edu             206 543-5004
        The future is fun! The future is fair!
   We may already have one! We may already BE there!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: phage
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 06:00:47 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Nov20.182158.25743@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty) writes:
>In article <1ehm1iINN662@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov20.021800.24597@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>>>i got a lot of bacteriaphage lambda with this last prep i did. i bet they
>>
>>So my favorite ex boyfriend is a biochem goob. Do *you* own a bass saxophone?
>>
>the only musical instrument i can play is my stereo. sometimes i play the
>harmonica though, but i don't own one.

So you gave up on playing your organ?  Just as well, that's probably a
federal crime as well.

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Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP