HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: moh2@quads.uchicago.edu (Kateri/Mary Anne)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Poem - please e-mail comments.
Date: 9 Sep 92 14:02:30 GMT
Reply-To: moh2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations




I'm awake.
Very suddenly, and without opening my eyes, I realize 
this is not my bed.
And there's someone else in it.

I try to remember last night, but a haze of champagne allows only the
faint recollection of a birthday party and a game of truth or
dare...oh no.

That explains the headache.

I'm not quite willing to face the sunlight streaming in,
obscenely bright, so I reach with eyes still shut.
Hoping to find something familiar...Matt's beard, 
Joseph's muscled arm,

A breast.
A woman's breast?

I freeze.  Then gently, cautiously draw my arm back, trying not to
think about the sensation of warm smooth skin under my fingertips.

The sledgehammer attack suddenly doubles, threatening migraine.
Perhpas I could just go back to sleep and this will all go away?

But I gather all of my courage, such as it is,
and open my eyes, braced against the sunlight.
When they recover from the glare I see...

Masses of curly red hair,
Smooth, pale limbs on a gymnast's body,
Small, but definitely female breasts,
And very bright, very worried green eyes, set in the heart-shaped face
of a stranger.

So what else can I do?

Just calm the concern on that face with a smile (only slightly forced)
Reach out a friendly arm and draw her close,
Begin perhaps to enjoy the odd sensation of breast against breast.
And try to relax.

They say the difference between a straight man and a gay man
is a six-pack of beer.
Well, I guess the difference between a straight woman and a bi woman
must be a couple of bottles of really good champagne.

At least we have better taste.

*****

M.A. Mohanraj
September 4, 1992
-- 
The autumn leaves are falling like rain.
Although my neighbors are all barbarians,
And you, you are a thousand miles away,
There are always two cups at my table.		 - A T'ang Dynasty poem
Newsgroups: soc.bi
From: rhialto@cs.kun.nl (Olaf Seibert)
Subject: Re: Objectification (was Re: Sexual Harassment)
Organization: Intravenous News Addicts
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 15:11:43 GMT

In article <1992Sep05.020137.128250@zeus.calpoly.edu> cjohnson@zeus.calpoly.edu (Coe Salzgeber) writes:
>iw@tosser.Rational.COM (Sults) said...
>>cjohnson@polyslo.csc.calpoly.edu (Coe Salzgeber) writes:
>>>Seems that the main change in how i look at people has come about after 
>>>having been in situations where i _could_ have sex with anyone in the 
>>>room, simply by asking (or looking so baby-dyke adorable that i get asked).
>
>BTW, in case anyone is wondering... i was talking about a women's sex 
>club, not just any ol' place... just don't want anyone to assume that 
>i go to parties thinking that...

Ouh! What a disappointment! You shouldn't have said this! You just
runined your reputation; your image falls apart into particles of
dust...

>-Coe
-Olaf
-- 
___ Olaf 'Rhialto' Seibert      B4f+-t-w--g+k+(+)svmrp+  rhialto@cs.kun.nl
\X/   It'sneveragoodideatoarriveinthepastwithyourpantsaroundyourknees -Sam
From: bx304@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jeff Epler)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: Bi pamphlet - enough already! 8->
Date: 7 Sep 1992 03:40:36 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: bx304@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jeff Epler)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, panda@Micor.OCUnix.on.ca (Elizabeth Holden) says:

>bethan@cogsci.ed.ac.uk (Bethan Davies) writes:
>> 
>> And anyway, I _self_identify_ as a linguist, I just haven't come out of
>> the closet yet..... :)
>> 
>> 
>> 
>>                              Bethan
>
>How about those of us who are *amateur* linguists?  Do we count?

Well I don't think of myself as a linguist, though I have had
etymological fantasies occasionally..
-- 
|Jeff Epler               Additions Welcome           c(-8 ;-) >{8-) |
| :) (=( =-] (-= Celebrating the variety of faces =-> :^) {-= |-) (: |
| >X^P 8-[                                       __ Lincoln, Nebraska|
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Newsgroups: soc.bi
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: women who dress up as men
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Distribution: inet
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 13:23:46 GMT

In article <18mb05INN4bg@network.ucsd.edu> valerie@ucsd.edu (Valerie E. Polichar) writes:
>In article <1992Sep2.011139.27409@u.washington.edu>, wadlow@bela.music.washington.edu (John Wadlow) writes:
>> It was interesting  
>> and funny that all the women were wearing fake mustaches and some even had  
>> beards...  but some of them were actually sort of cute  
>> wearing that fuzzy stuff right under their noses :)
>
>Hey  ---  I look /great/ in a mustache.
>
>Still very very female, but great nonetheless.
>
>de-muffin post alert!  Hugs requested!!

Hug!  Hug!  Hug!
Definitely lots of hugs, but no kisses.  Don't want to disturb the cute
moustache.
--scott
From: zzaascd@meehpa.ee.man.ac.uk (Colin Dente)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: whatever . . .
Date: 12 Sep 92 00:35:16 GMT
Reply-To: colin@man.ac.uk (Colin Dente)
Organization: Department of Electrical Engineering, University of Manchester

In article <25767@castle.ed.ac.uk>, sara@castle.ed.ac.uk (Swamp Thing) writes:
|> mlloyd@sor-2.stern.nyu.edu (Mike Lloyd) writes:
|> [Editor-Vomit]
|> 
|> Yes, dear, that's very interesting ...

Indeed - but he's cute enough to be forgiven such minor slip-ups <blatant flirt>


|> 	>{8-)
It just struck me that anyone reading your smiley the "right way" up would
probably conclude that you were very unhappy, had an up-turned moustache,
wore glasses, and had a propellor beanie on.

Forgive me - it's 1:30am on a Friday night (and no, I haven't been drinking :-(  )

Colin

  Colin Dente                     | JANET: dente@uk.ac.manchester
  Manchester Computing Centre     | ARPA:  dente@manchester.ac.uk
  University of Manchester, UK    | UUCP:  ...!mcsun!ukc!manchester!dente
   ... Blatantly Bisexual ...     | B3/4 f+ c g+(+) k(+) r s
From: glenn@moeng2.morgan.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: Guardian Norwich article
Date: 4 Sep 1992 16:58:19 -0500
Organization: The Space-Time Fabrication Institute, Rockville, MD.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

In article <18317@acorn.co.uk> osmith@acorn.co.uk writes:
>The writer made the assumption that all cross dressers would be a)
>dressed and b) spottable. So we have cross-dressing invisibility here. If
>you don't cross dress or you're very good at it, people don't realise what
>you are :-). 

Uh, not to pick nits, but I'm going to pick a nit.  (Hey, at least
I'm honest about it.)  What you mean is "if you're very good at
_passing_".  My friends think I'm very good at crossdressing, but 
I don't even come close to passing.  My beard gives me away.  (Okay,
so I don't even try.)

Just reminding you that there are other approaches to crossdressing,
though I'm apparently atypical.

-- 
D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

How much interest is there in a TV/TS newsgroup?  How many would post there?
You can send me mail anonymously at wi.2743@wizvax.methuen.ma.us (was wi.79)

Newsgroups: soc.bi
From: ecsd@tfs.com (Eric C. S. Dynamic)
Subject: Re: whatever . . .
Organization: TFS
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 13:59:55 GMT

sara@castle.ed.ac.uk (Swamp Thing) writes:
>ecsd@tfs.com (Eric C. S. Dynamic) writes:
>
>>pclary@mushroom.csc.calpoly.edu (Ellen Clary) writes:
>>>It's been my experience that when there's one man with a group of women,
>>> the man gets ignored entirely.
>
>>It must be he's boring, or they're ignoring circumstances.
>>Sorry. Were I there, I would consume the resources.

>Do not count on it; sweetie.  And that's all my "resources" you get.
>Sara


Here's another one. Punish me for expressing my values and desires.
Here I put myself in the role of a woman; I say "consume the resources",
which in this case is the man. What part of the man? All of him, in the
image I had when I wrote that.

Here's an ardent flame for you: looks like your "resources" might equate to
your pussy, and you have put a price on it: Behave thus, or none of This.

I give myself freely out of love. The instant a woman tries to commoditize
me and trade access to our mutual thing to manipulate my behavior, she's out
the door.

If it has a price on it, I don't want it. You keep it. The women I keep
company with are women, not cats.

-ecsd
From: sr09@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SIMON NICHOLAS RUSSELL)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: Dialects
Date: 6 Sep 92 18:54:59 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


>Shame on you, Simon.  You live on the side of a mountain with an
>every-10-minutes shuttle service to the top, and you can't be bothered
>to go out of your way to have your ears pop? :-)

>  Lewis Tanzos - ljt3@cs1.cc.lehigh.edu - LJT3@PL122.eecs.lehigh.edu
>   "Under heaven, all can see beauty only because there is ugliness.
>       All can know good as good only because there is evil."
>I AM HAVING PROBLEMS RECEIVING MAIL.  IF THE FIRST BOUNCES, TRY THE SECOND!
>
Well, actually, I live on the NorthSide, so the nearest I get to having my
ears pop is the brain-numbing earache resulting from trooping over that
damnably long bridge every morning in the wind. And it's just not the same.
I'm glad you posted--I've been trying to reach you so we can go out for a
drink, but any mail I send you--whether regularly, or as F9 from here--bounces
back.  And you're always in a meeting when I call your dept.  Call me, e-mail
me or something!

Expectantly,

Simon.
-- 

***************************************************************************
* Simon Morgan-Russell    "I love to lie o' both sides o' th' bed myself" *
* SR09@LEHIGH.EDU          Middleton & Dekker's "The Roaring Girl" (1608) *
***************************************************************************
Xref: sparky soc.bi:12306 alt.polyamory:1207
From: sara@castle.ed.ac.uk (Swamp Thing)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: Language is a virus (was: Various)
Date: 14 Sep 92 18:01:41 GMT
Organization: News Addicts

cen@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:

>C'mon, you like Laurie Anderson's rendition of language-as-virus. I just think
>Ted has a particularly unsuccessful mutation here. Or maybe it's not a virus,
>transmitting codes and self-replicating. Maybe it's cancer: the oncogenes are
>in full swing, and the bloated unspecialised cells are crowding out functional
>ones.

Ah, now you're talking my language.  Are you doing anything tonight?

<flutter flutter> <coy look>

Sara
-- 
 >{8-)     Sara Hopkins     (-8}<              _____^__
 Geography Dept.  Edinburgh Uni.  Drummond St. \ OOO/ / The Thing
 Edinburgh,  EH8  9XP,  UK. +44 (0/31) 650 2662 \++/ /   From
 >{8-) sara@geovax.ed.ac.uk (-8}<   ** nice **   \/\/ The Swamp
Newsgroups: soc.bi
From: scotth@hoshi.corp.sgi.com (Scott Henry)
Subject: Re: Appreciate Me Now and Avoid the Rush!
Organization: Silicon Graphics Inc, Mountain View, CA
	<1992Aug28.111359.49572@ccvax.ucd.ie> <25389@castle.ed.ac.uk>
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 01:58:26 GMT


>>>>> In article <25389@castle.ed.ac.uk>, sara@castle.ed.ac.uk (Swamp Thing) writes:

sara> Mail me if you want stuff, Iseult!  News expires in three days on this
sara> machine so I'm often way behind (especially now).  However now you've

You call three day expiration falling "way behind?" We've got 24 day
expiration for normal groups (like soc.bi), which is how I've managed
to get 834 articles behind today...

sara> jogged my memory some of Scotland's finest chocolate (Duncans of
sara> Edinburgh) shall be exported to you; once you give me a full smail
sara> address.

I'm sorry you and Chris weren't able to find the time to stop in and
visit me when you were up in this neck of the world, though.

=-=-=-=
--
 Scotty (.signature under construction.......)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: This Weekend
From: matthew@oread.cc.ukans.edu
Date: 6 Sep 92 17:40:00 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Serces

In article <1836aiINN76g@agate.berkeley.edu>, rsr@soda.berkeley.edu (Roy S. Rapoport) writes:
> In article <1992Sep2.104717.1@oread.cc.ukans.edu> matthew@oread.cc.ukans.edu writes:
> ->	He sounds gorgeous--one of those types you'd love
> ->to think is gay/bi, but alas, isn't.  But this one is bi and really
> ->wants to meet me (but this is according to my friend April, so it
> ->really is second-hand).  Yum--I can't wait!
> 
> Cool! Tell us more!
	Alas, I can't--Not only did my friend not show up, she
neglected to phone and tell me if she was coming up on Friday night or
Saturday!  And, since I was working both nights on Security at my
hall, I don't think the gentleman in question would have appreciated
waiting around for me....:(
	Add to all this that my system was down for *major*
defragmentation of NEWS, as well as yet another "overhaul" of said
system, and perhaps you'll understand why I've been unable to get
anything done...or even to talk to everyone!  But now everything is
supposed to be fine.  <Sigh>.  We'll see....
	You what also gets me?  I have to work weekends on Security
and so it means I'll probably have less time for you all.  Isn't that
just a pain?  I guess we'll have to make every second count.  Who's
first...?
					--Matt
-- 
Matt Chatterly             | "How'd you get hand lotion all the way up there?"
(A blatant pseudonym...)   | "I told you I spilled it...."
Matthew@oread.cc.ukans.edu |		--from _Young Lady Chatterly_
From: gtoal@ibmpcug.co.uk (Graham Toal)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: Nothing of relevance
Date: 6 Sep 92 13:56:32 GMT
Organization: The IBM PC User Group, UK.

In article <1992Sep5.153743.7555@dsg.cs.tcd.ie> cjmchale@dsg.cs.tcd.ie (Ciaran McHale) writes:
:(2) is of no concern here. The rest are. Imagine the following:
:
:	(1) The Headline---New censors battle porn videos
:	(3) The photo---Sheamus Smith, the National film censor, with a
:	    glass of wine in hand and *big* grin on his face
:	(4) The caption---Sheamus Smith: "Unable to view every video."

Send that one in to Private Eye!

G
--
From: sara@castle.ed.ac.uk (Swamp Thing)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: Language is a virus (was: Various)
Date: 11 Sep 92 21:16:50 GMT
Organization: News Addicts

hardie@leland.Stanford.EDU (Ted Hardie) writes:

>How you use language has an effect whether you perceive the discussion
>to be "serious" or not.  If you discount the harm done by "thoughtless",
>habitual remarks, you are seriously missing the point.  I am trying

Lighten up.

>to point out that this statement pre-defines something in an exclusionary
>way, which has consequences.  As I said before, if you want the consequences,

Of course it did.  Big deal.

>or if you had a reason for the definition, then fine--warn those affected
>and go about your business; if you don't, you may wish to think about altering
>the pattern of thought/language.

And ruin the effect of the joke?

>Please listen to Handel's "The Water Music" before flaming me, as I
>will listen to it before replying, and we should start even.

Can't stand Handel, I can hardly see him improving matters.  Mind you,
the fireworks ain't bad ... >{8-)

Sara
-- 
 >{8-)     Sara Hopkins     (-8}<              _____^__
 Geography Dept.  Edinburgh Uni.  Drummond St. \ OOO/ / The Thing
 Edinburgh,  EH8  9XP,  UK. +44 (0/31) 650 2662 \++/ /   From
 >{8-) sara@geovax.ed.ac.uk (-8}<   ** nice **   \/\/ The Swamp
From: sr09@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SIMON NICHOLAS RUSSELL)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: Disturbed
Date: 8 Sep 92 12:03:23 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


>                    CHAIR OF BISEXUAL LITERATURE
>
>Principal qualifications:
>     Degree in English from a reputable institution.
>     Age between 20 and 30
>     Bisexual orientation
>     National of an EC member state
>     Flexible outlook on life
>
You know, this describes me.  The only job I've ever seen for which I'm
completely qualified--and it's fictitious.  Terrific.  I feel a
"job-prospects gloom" settling in again...
Still, I guess I can dream.  Course offerings for the Fall?  "Am(bi)valent
Writers of the English Renaissance," "The Court Circle of Charles II," and a
seminar on hermaphroditism.  And, of course, 20% of the final grade depends on
"class participation."

Trying unsuccessfully to concentrate on his work,
(as you may have guessed),
Simon.
-- 

***************************************************************************
* Simon Morgan-Russell    "I love to lie o' both sides o' th' bed myself" *
* SR09@LEHIGH.EDU          Middleton & Dekker's "The Roaring Girl" (1608) *
***************************************************************************
From: sara@castle.ed.ac.uk (Swamp Thing)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: Language is a virus (was: Various)
Date: 14 Sep 92 19:26:18 GMT
Organization: News Addicts

idx009@cck.coventry.ac.uk (the Crisco Kid) writes:

>In article <1992Sep13.035957.8818@vax.oxford.ac.uk> cen@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>>C'mon, you like Laurie Anderson's rendition of language-as-virus. I just think

>But it wasn't Laurie Anderson's notion originally, was it?  I've got a
>hunch that it was William Burroughs, but I'm damned if I'm going to
>go through all his writing just to check it out... oh well, maybe I
>*am* damned... I'll let you know.

Damned or otherwise, you are correct; at any rate it was his notion
before it was our Laurie's.

But she stated it so much more tunefully.

Sara
-- 
 >{8-)     Sara Hopkins     (-8}<              _____^__
 Geography Dept.  Edinburgh Uni.  Drummond St. \ OOO/ / The Thing
 Edinburgh,  EH8  9XP,  UK. +44 (0/31) 650 2662 \++/ /   From
 >{8-) sara@geovax.ed.ac.uk (-8}<   ** nice **   \/\/ The Swamp
Newsgroups: soc.bi
From: ecsd@tfs.com (Eric C. S. Dynamic)
Subject: Re: whatever . . .
Organization: TFS
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 12:35:17 GMT

bbooth@x400gate.bnr.ca (Brad Booth) writes:
>
>ecsd@tfs.com (Eric C. S. Dynamic) writes:
>> sara@castle.ed.ac.uk (Swamp Thing) writes:
>> >ecsd@tfs.com (Eric C. S. Dynamic) writes:
>> >>pclary@mushroom.csc.calpoly.edu (Ellen Clary) writes:
>> >>>It's been my experience that when there's one man with a group of women,
>> >>> the man gets ignored entirely.
>
>I've seen this too.  *I* think one of the reasons is that men tend to be more
>abrasive/rough sexually than women.  It seems that when women are in a group,
>they enjoy the gentler/softer sex that can be offered by women.

I have Venus in Pisces, which characterizes my affectional energy as
feminine and sensitive - extremely sensitive, which is true.
That is one reason I dislike ATTACKS by women on men for being rude, crude
& etc. - for they are being hypocrites (to ATTACK, they use the very
attitude they are criticizing.)

Credence Astrology, and consider this: Mars and Venus are the two primary
indicators of the M,F energy. With fire and air signs = M and earth and
water = F, there are four possible types of Person, then you look at their
gender.
I "luck out" having Mars in Sagittarius (fire) so M = M, and Venus in
Pisces (water) so F = F. A woman at work is the reverse, and she is much
more aggressive than I am in the 'female' sense, having Venus in Sag.
Even the simple astrological analysis shows that gender stereotypes are
unfair, in this case to 3 out of 4 people.

If you wonder at things I have written here, my Mars and Venus are
'squared', i.e. they don't like each other. Surprise! She thinks he's
too crude, and he thinks she's hiding behind her sensitivity. On the
way to reconciling this I wrestle with the issue projected on the world
stage. But in fact it IS also 'out there'.
Xref: sparky soc.bi:12326 alt.sex.bondage:17472 alt.polyamory:1214
From: elf@halcyon.com (Elf Sternberg)
Newsgroups: soc.bi,alt.sex.bondage,alt.polyamory
Subject: A personal !!!
Date: 15 Sep 92 20:29:06 GMT
Article-I.D.: nwnexus.1992Sep15.202906.27638
Organization: The 23:00 News and Mail Service

The End of an Era.

   Today, wheels laid to the ground that would take DeWolf 860 miles
away from me... forever.  He's moving to San Jose.  Many more of his
friends live down there than here in Seattle.  So, soc.bi,
alt.sex.bondage, and alt.polyamory... no more tales of Elf and DeWolf.
It's just me and Omaha and our buddies here in the nearly great wet
North of Seattle.  *sigh*.

   Take care, Wolfy; I love you and I'll miss you.

      Elf Sternberg
From: crabtree@drivem.enet.dec.com (Alyson Crabtree)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: Disturbed
Date: 9 Sep 92 15:36:25 GMT
Reply-To: crabtree@drivem.enet.dec.com (Alyson Crabtree)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


|>In article <1992Sep9.011348.3609@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tweaver@nyx.cs.du.edu (T.C.Weaver) writes:
|>> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
|>>>In article <iw.715973411@tosser> iw@tosser.Rational.COM (Sults) writes:
|>>>>An innocent question - what exactly counts as membership to the Mile 
|>>>>High Club.
|>>>
|>>>Commercial airliners count, I would imagine.  Do we get extra credit
|>>>for biplanes?  (And no, it wasn't worth it and I won't do it again).

I live in Colorado - at about 6,000' above sea level.  Do I qualify for
the Mile High Club by default?  :) Can I double my qualifications by taking
my girlfriend camping in the mountains (at about 10,000')?  :)

- alyson

--
Old enough to know what's right.  Young enough not to choose it.
Newsgroups: soc.bi
From: cjmchale@dsg.cs.tcd.ie (Ciaran McHale)
Subject: Nothing of relevance
Organization: DSG, Dept. of Computer Science, Trinity College Dublin
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 15:37:43 GMT

In today's (Saturday) "Evening Press" newspaper on page theee there is
an article. I will divide it into four parts:

	(1) The headline
	(2) The text of the article
	(3) A photo
	(4) The caption under the photo

(2) is of no concern here. The rest are. Imagine the following:

	(1) The Headline---New censors battle porn videos
	(3) The photo---Sheamus Smith, the National film censor, with a
	    glass of wine in hand and *big* grin on his face
	(4) The caption---Sheamus Smith: "Unable to view every video."


Ciaran.
-- 
Ciaran McHale                                                             ----
Department of Computer Science, Trinity College, Dublin 2, Ireland.       \bi/
Telephone: +353-1-7021539 FAX: +353-1-772204 email: cjmchale@dsg.cs.tcd.ie \/
From: cjmchale@dsg.cs.tcd.ie (Ciaran McHale)
Newsgroups: soc.bi
Subject: Re: whatever . . .
Date: 11 Sep 92 10:23:17 GMT
Organization: DSG, Dept. of Computer Science, Trinity College Dublin

In <1992Sep11.012257.8802@vax.oxford.ac.uk> cen@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>Where did this "women have softer & gentler sex" idea originate??

I think it comes from the supression of women's sexuality, i.e., women
don't have a sexuality, but rather are a "passive" tool used by men to
express _their_ sexuality. (I'm sure that there is an extensive body of
literature written about this but I don't have any refs.)

Iseult parodied this brilliantly with her images of "holding hands and
smiling", as if women knew no other way of expressing their non-existent
(so society would have us believe) sexuality.


Ciaran.
-- 
Ciaran McHale                                                             ----
Department of Computer Science, Trinity College, Dublin 2, Ireland.       \bi/
Telephone: +353-1-7021539 FAX: +353-1-772204 email: cjmchale@dsg.cs.tcd.ie \/
Newsgroups: soc.bi
From: idx009@cck.coventry.ac.uk (the Crisco Kid)
Subject: Re: Disturbed
Organization: Eris's Restaurant
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 17:34:47 GMT

In article <BuKKyB.4v2@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>Of course, it'll happen sooner or later (if it already hasn't happened on
>a Soviet flight; there are rumors that it has).  However, if you intend on
>trying it today, it'll be a bit difficult.

Surely, surely some astronaut or cosmonaut has jacked-off while up there?
Only problem I can see is having to chase after the little globlets with
a vacuum cleaner...

				Kay
-- 
6'2", dark short hair, blue eyes, bisexual and horny as ....
Kay Dekker, Dept of Industrial Design, Coventry University, Coventry UK
37 Old Winnings Road, Keresley Village, Coventry   |B0 f t+ g++ k++! s+ e r p!
Phone: +44 203 838668 (work) +44 203 337865 (home) |Deflowerer-of-innocents
Newsgroups: soc.bi