From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (James Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Famous Flames.
Date: 1 Sep 92 22:20:21 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Someone recently brought op the topic of how do we flame here in talk
bizarre. Just thought I'd trot a few of a my favorite ones. They
are attributed wherever possible, some have been modified to make their
use generic.

Enjoy

rp

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First, Christine Nelson weighs in with:

now <name>, i'm sure your life has been a difficult one, what with a 
name like <name>, and all...but listen closely now.  i don't know why
you suddenly decided the time had come for you to crawl out from 
under your scum-encrusted rock, grab the nearest keyboard, and spew 
forth these smegma rich posts, but let me tell you...those of us in 
talk.bizarre are less than amused at your feeble attempts at humour.

none of us like you...do you understand?  i don't know exactly when our
hatred started - maybe it was simply your stupid-ass excuse for a name,
maybe it was your open attacks on those of us in t.b who are clearly 
your intellectual superiors...who knows?  but i can tell you, <name>, that
even though we all dislike you so much, you can still win our favour.
what we need you to do is this:  burn your stupid, newbie flesh repeatedly
with red hot andirons, hack off your fingers with a steak knife (to 
prevent further posting), then fling yourself in front of an amtrak.

only your excrutiatingly painful death will satisfy us.

we're waiting.
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)

  You worthless asshole. Ive known unicellular organisms who posted better
stuff than you do. Please try to improve the quality of your posts, 
dick-for-brains, or we'll have you back out on the streets, sucking dick
for your beer money. Or better yet, dont try to improve your posts just
fuck the hell off, scrotum-breath.
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From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)

You worthless piece of shit!!  Don't you ever, I mean ever, post anything to
USENET again.(unless you are replying to this post)  How could anyone be so
fucking stupid to post what you did?  Just how far up in your ass did you
have your head when you wrote the above?  It is truly amazing how people
like yourself can cross the road without killing themselves.  Do us all a
favor and go for a swim with concrete boots.  The world would be a better
place without worthless twits like yourself.
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From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (THAT'S_MR._WONDERFUL_TO_YOU)

YOU GOD DAMNED PUS SUCKING FAGGOT. EAT MY BUNG HOLE WIDE OPEN. WHO THE HELL ARE 
YOU TO SAY WHERE SOMEONE IS FROM. JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE HERE NOW DOES NOT MEAN 
THEY ARE FROM HERE. NOW BE A GOOD BOY AND GO AWAY BEFORE I GET UPSET. FUCK.
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From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (THAT'S_MR._WONDERFUL_TO_YOU)

	you mindless shit for brains asshole. why don't you try to be just a
bit creative yourself instead of perpetually mutilating others attempts (feeble
though they may be) at doing so. you pus lapping scum eating bucket of
fermented bat urine. go away. i hate you                                       
and your kind. fuck fuck fuck fuck. i would see you hanging by one toe over a
fire while attractive maidens dance around your body ripping pieces of flesh
from your bones with vice-grips. pure unadulterated hate is all i can feel when
i see your worthless posts. piss off.
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HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

DAN QUAYLE CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

YOU <NAME> ARE A FUCKING LOSER. DIE !  DIE !   DIE !
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And while on the subject, why did you say that about <topic>, you fuckhead
loser?  What kind of asshole shitbrain dickface would be so stupid, so
annoying as to waste bandwidth with spew so smegma rich?  Die, rat
bastard.
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Then there's Starcap'n Ra of the KISS (Keep is simple, stupid) school of
flames:

          "You are a stupid asshole.  Shut the fuck up."

                             and

                       "Fuck off, geek."
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Then there's some old Carasso flames:

I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue, you fucking
moron!  What kind of shithead would say what you did.  Have a clue,
take two, they're small.  Like your brain you shithead bastard.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU FUCKING LOSER GET THE FUCK OUT OF t.b LOSER.  DIE.
FUCK YOU.
YOU ADD NOTHNG BUT SHIT I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT POSTS DIE.
LOSER.
HOMOSEXUAL FAG ASS BUTT FACED DICK SUCKING LOSER.
DIE.
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BETTER STILL, HOW ABOUT SOME EMAILS OF:

 repeat 10000 mail -s "BRITISH FAGGOT" markr@csc.lib.ac.uk </usr/dict/words

YOU SHIT FACED LOSING HOMOSEXUAL BRITISH FAILLING EMPIRE FUCKING GOOFY
ACCENTED JIVE TALKING MONKEY ASSED SHIT FACED EMBARRASSING POMPOUS OLD
SHIT FACED FART. DIE.
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YOU FUCKING RAT BASTARD THIEF WHO STOLE MY PHRASE YOU IRISH SOUNDING
UNDOUBTABLY PAN HEAD LOOKING GOOFY EYED DISEASED PROSTITUTE LADDEN
URINARY TRACT DRENCHED ANUS, DIE.  BE ORIGINAL STEAL SOME MORE
TECHNOLOGY FROM OTHER COUNTRIES.  DIE IN YOUR OWN PRIVATE HELL OF
HAVING TO EAT RICE YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LOSER LIFE.

SWISS GUY.
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