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From: lindq@etek.chalmers.se (Johan Lindqvist)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: johann gambleputty
Date: 13 Oct 92 08:59:42 GMT
Reply-To: lindq@etek.chalmers.se (Johan Lindqvist)
Organization: Chalmers University of Technology, Gothenburg, SWEDEN

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-
crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-
knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-
spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-
himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-
gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-
kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm


______________________________________________________________________________
Johan Lindqvist                     |Due to lack of interest, tomorrow
Gothenburg         Mail:            |has been cancelled.
Sweden      lindq@etek.chalmers.se  |
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From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:25:03 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) has eels in her hovercraft:
>In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:

>>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>geez, how can you eat..um......er...CHOOSE...just one?

>>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>the winner in one week......
>geez, how can you choose just three.....hmmmm, should I pick Jester, or 
>Ratboy, or Meetch, or the other lisa, or Tia.......*Lisa being boggled*

>>Just something to still the boredom....
>>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>NO NO NO...vote for Lisa...she has campaign EXPERIENCE...and she gives 
>political favors *wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?*

Say No Mo-wah!!

>Lisa aka EVERYONE'S favorite
James <=== Sure, if you like big 'l's
From: kingsley@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Kingsley Morse)
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 15:26:54 GMT
Subject: Re: Please Help
Organization: HP Western Response Center
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python

Oops! My apologies for posting my previous "Please Help" survey to this
group. It was an honest mistake and won't happen again.

Kingsley
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: VOTING VOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 04:43:31 GMT

If you want to vote mail me..I am the offical vote tabulator.
all votes posted to the newsgroup do not count, you must mail 
me. You have until November 3rd (the date os the US elections)
to mail me with your votes. Only 8 people have voted so far, so
you have plenty of time to stuff the ballot box with all your friends.

Jester aka plug vote for me, I will give you all a
$100 bill that i am printting in my basement.
-- 
I am the cancelled checque that comes in the mail.
I am the zit on the night of crime's really big date.
I am the line noise that screws up your download...
I am the ghost of a chance that you don't have.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Terry Jones appears on The Young Indianan Jones cronicles.refresh
Date: 14 Oct 92 19:48:18 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>In article <1992Oct13.193904.3965@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>>v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
>> 
>>>In article <Bw19uy.6I8@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v151luy2@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott D McGinnis) writes...
>>>>	ATTENTION!!!
>>>> 
>>>>	Am i the only one who recognized Mr. Jones on the Young
>>>>Indy Jones. He plays a Spanish WWI spy in Barcelona. The show
>>>>looks at this point to be very sarcastic, and not serious at all.
>> 
>>>Nope, I just saw that episode tonight.
>>>In fact, he plays an *Italian* WWI spy.
>> 
>>I wonder if they were expecting the Italian Inquisition?
>> 
>>>Tia aka it was a good one, tho'...
>>Jamus <=== I heard Tia was a good one ...
>Tia aka I *am* a good one.
James <=== Well, come on over to my place, I'll pick up Gina, and we'll
	eat a few Renoirs...

>BTW, Terry Jones also *directed* the episode.
Terry Jones directed the Italian Inquistion??
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: Henri Bergson?!
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:08:17 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.191342.3156@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet begs to differ:
>>In article <1992Oct9.182256.21984@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> jsarna@vax.clarku.edu makes several attempts to jump the Channel (without being bound at all):
>>>>In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet leaps tall buildings in a single
>>>>bound (depending, of course, on where she's bound):
>
>>>>Gibbon's _Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire_ DELETED
>
>>>>>>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely?
>>>>>>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina
>>>>>> Will you marry me?
>>>>>> 		-Fievel
>>>>>Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney.
>>>>>Sure, I'll marry you IF:
>>>>>	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay.
>>>>>	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
>>>>>	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
>>>>>	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
>>>>>	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
>>>>>		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)
>>>
>>>>I'm sorry, my dear, but my religion forbids me from giving money to cliams.
>>>>			-Fievel
>>> Could I just add that *my* religion allows me to give money to claims,
>>> but forbids me from giving money to clams?
>>>
>>> Mesaj <=== I didn't think so.
>>Well, *your* religion must be the same as mine. And since I'm not clam
>>(last time I heard, I was a wench)...what are you doing tonight?
>That depends. How much will you give me for it?
May I just but in and say that my religion forbids me giving
clams for Gina's claims?




Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Jester's vacation
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 14:51:47 GMT

Inm about 1 hour I go oktober break att the weenie uni of Purdue.
hence, i will be gone til tuesday....no posts from me til tuesday
rejoicing i believe should commence.....

please continue to vote via e-mail to me...i will
tabulate the votes for a.f.m-p president and post
them next week when i get back...

FYI: only 4 people have voted..get your acts together..

Jester aka entirely too looney for this post.
-- 
I am the broken glass that cuts your sticky fingers.
I am the hero that every world and every culture needs!
I am the sequins on the Jumpsuit of Justice.
I am the corn on crime's big toe.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hell????
Date: 8 Oct 92 18:41:40 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>>Damn, another dead article.
>>It's feeling ... much ... better...
>No it isn't. It'll be stone dead in a minute.
No, No. It's just worn out after a long squauk!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Date: 7 Oct 92 15:09:30 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct7.162210.20314@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) squeeked out a message:
>>(James Willer) sputtered:
>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet interjects:
>>>>che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>>>>> Hey Ratboy, where are you?
>>>
>>>>I'm not Ratboy, but would I do in a bind?  
>>>>-------Gina 
>>>
>>>That depends on where you'd like to be bound, I suppose...
>>>James octopud I know 'e's around 'ere somewhere, I almost stepped on 'im.
> 
>>SQUUEK! Shhhh! Shhhhhhh! He might hear us!
> 
>>Ratboy plasm Hiding in the 'scotting
> Jamus <=== 'scotting', 'scotting'...
> 	It sounds so romantic!
> 	Like an abbreviation of Butterscotch Pudding!!
I don't happen to like Butterscotch Pudding, so I guess you're out of
the running. 
Running? For What? For the GRAND PRIZE. of the Publisher's Clearing
House Sweepstakes. Didn't you know I own that house? 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.tv.tiny-toon
From: naran@fraser.sfu.ca (Travers Naran)
Subject: Holy Grail reference
Summary: "I got better" reference
Keywords: holy grail reference tiny toon
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 19:07:47 GMT

I was watching "Tiny Toon Adventures" on Thursday (Oct. 15), and the ony story
about a dragon had a knight for hire who was just about to try and save a
damsel from being burned at the stake for being a witch. When Buster demanded
evidence, a frog with a tiny crown said, "She turned me into a prince!" After
everyone looks at him, he sheepishly says, "I got better."
Had me laughing all the way to the bank. Right down to the Troll Bridge seen,
except that they didn't do the "I don't know" routines. :-(
:-)

-- 
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Travers Naran						| "We fear
Mail address: naran@fraser.sfu.ca or naran@sfu.ca       |  change. WHACK!
Simon Fraser University, British Columbia, Canada	| WHACK! WHACK!"
Cmpt. Science student wanna-be				| -Garth 
Trekker, Leaper, Red Dwarf'er, Prober, etc.		|  "Wayne's World"
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 17:43:17 GMT

In article <92276.181132MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
<MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
 
>
>[sound of over a hundred lines of text being shot in the head and
> squished with a 16 ton -- oof!
>
>
>>>How dare you insinuate that a nobel member
>>>of the profession of Law could ever do such
>>>a thing.  I THINK IT'S HORRIBLE for you to say
>>>such a <b-a-a-a>, oh well, excuse me then.
>>All I could do was bang me little gavel.
>>
>>>>>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>>>>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>>>>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>>>>}>}>this means war....
>>>>>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>>>>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>>>>}>waterbaloons..
>>>>>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a
>>distance.
>>>>>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>>>>>What yer mean like this? (FWOOOSH!) oops. (big
>>>It's alrigght, yyyou mised me angot my edtor
>>Poor Jester!!!
>Don't worry. It's only his head, and he's got two mo'.
>
>>
>>>>>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>>>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>>>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>>>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>>                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>E Jams <=== Orroit! who's bin messin' about wi' my aka???
>>
>Sal aka Lucky you have an aka! When I was a kid...
>>Chris aka When you were a kid, the aka was but a gleam in Jester's eye. . .
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Polystyrene, and I'm not going to interview you
Date: 12 Oct 92 18:28:52 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

... for the few who remained, life became increasingly difficult.

Aself me to introlow mybody .. *get on with it*

Hello. Good evening and welcome to yet another edition of
"Interesting People." And my first interesting person tonight
is the highly interesting Mr. Howard Stools from Kendal in
Westmorland. Good evening Mr. Stools ...

<Hello, David.>

Mr. Stools, what makes you so particularly interesting?

<Well, I'm only half an inch long.>

Well, that's *extremely* interesting. Thank you for coming along
on the show tonight Mr. Stools.

<I thought you'd think that was interesting, David, in fact ...>

*SLAP* Mr. Alan Stools from Kendal in Westmorland ... half an inch long.
(applause) Our next guest tonight has come all the way from Egypt,
he's just flown into London today. He's Mr. Ali Bayan, and he's 
stark raving mad!
Mr. Ali Bayan, stark ... raving ... mad!
And now it's time for our music spot and we turn the spotlight tonight
on the Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir, with their fantastic arrangement
of "Men of Harlech" for bicycle bells only!

					Enjoying the sheepdip,
					Ali Bayan's wacky cousin,
					SAINT

Who is, by the way, a candidate for PRESIDENT OF A.F.M-P.!!!!!!
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and know those misses
Date: 16 Oct 92 16:12:02 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00805-247dan.eos.ncsu.edu



Miles and miles of verbal masterbation wiped up and flushed down the john
to be shredded by fish and fowl alike.

|> >>>>>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
|> >>>>>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
|> >>>>>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
|> >>>>>than cherries any day.)
|> >>>> Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
|> >>>> 	in my mouth....
|> >>>What do stems have to do with it? I tell you I'M BETTER THAN CHERRIES!
|> >> Are you insinuating something?
|> >> 
|> >> 
|> >> (look of sudden realization) Say, you *are* insinuating something, aren't
|> >> you?
|> >< a look of udder shock > Me? Insinuate something?!? How could you even
|> >accuse me of that, you big lug you. (said in a sweet Southern drawl
|> >with a look **wink wink**)
|> If you think that's a bit lug, you should see what I've got in my pants!
|> 
If I only had a bit lug I would'nt be running around telling everyone.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Date: 14 Oct 92 20:03:38 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

kozickk@pell2l11.alleg.edu (Zick) writes:

>Please, I know this has been asked before, but can anyone tell me where I  
>can find the script to the Holy Grail? Any info would be appreciated.
>					Sincerely,
>					   Brother Maynard

I've told you once...
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Terry Jones appears on The Young Indianan Jones cronicles.refresh
Date: 13 Oct 92 19:39:04 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:

>In article <Bw19uy.6I8@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v151luy2@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Scott D McGinnis) writes...
>>	ATTENTION!!!
>> 
>>	Am i the only one who recognized Mr. Jones on the Young
>>Indy Jones. He plays a Spanish WWI spy in Barcelona. The show
>>looks at this point to be very sarcastic, and not serious at all.

>Nope, I just saw that episode tonight.
>In fact, he plays an *Italian* WWI spy.

I wonder if they were expecting the Italian Inquisition?

>Tia aka it was a good one, tho'...
Jamus <=== I heard Tia was a good one ...
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Time for another thread methinks.
Summary: I am MAD, and I think there are not enuff threads on this newsgroup
Keywords: THREAD, NEW, SILLY.
Date: 7 Oct 92 11:41:57 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


 Well, I think that the summary seyz it all really... but well 
I think the threads 'r us thing is needed again.. well I am MAD :)

 I'd like the blow on the head
 The blow on the head..


Well it seems silly enuff to me.........

Pag aka now where is that hammer
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The wafer thin..
Date: 14 Oct 92 14:49:14 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct13.080734.499@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> (Jan Besehanic) writes:
>>(James Willer) writes:
>>>(Mitchell Brandsma) continues to waste *everyone's* time:
>>>>(James Willer) blabs:
>>>>>(Michael A Worth) aimlessly regurgitates:
>>
>>>>>>I don't know what it was, but I think that it was either a) a sardine, or b) a 
>>>>>>mint. Sorry to be so unspecific.
>>>>>It was neither. It was SPAM!
>>>>Noooo nonononono!  It was *dramatic pause* LEMON CURRY!!!!
>>>Actually, in the original script, it was Prawn Salad.
>>No, it wasn't.
> I'm telling you it was!
> 
>>Jan aka A Denon CD player connected to a man with an amplifier up his nose.
> Ratboy aka Hey, Jan. I have a life sized Winkle, you know? *nudge nudge*
> 
Gina aka Ratboy: YOu do and didn't show me?
From: spillane@ctron.com (Jim Spillane)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Vote for Saint! (silly party)
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:24:08 GMT
Reply-To: spillane@olympus.ctron.com (Jim Spillane)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

Here Here!!!   He's got my vote.  That chap's a looney!
Saint for whatever.

-Jim
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Get the comfy chair !
Date: 8 Oct 92 17:27:34 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>>>Will you marry me?
>>>>		-Fievel
>>>Yes.
>>> 
>>>Ratboy aka Right! Where's your akas? I'm afraid I'll have to take you in unless
>>>  you show me your liscence.
>>---------------------
>>* STATE OF NEW YORK *
>>*  LICENCE TO AKA   *
>>* Hereby granted to *
>>*      Fievel       *
>>*  expires 7/26/95  *
>>--------------------- 
>Ratboy aka Right! That's a liscence for USING an aka...where's you're liscence
>   *not* to use one??? Aha! Got you!
James <a Yes, I have one! Now, where can I get a license for "eric the
half aka" ???
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: Prawn Salad?
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:03:46 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.182212.1728@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>Gina keeps doing that thing with her tongue that I find *so* enticing:
>>In article <1992Oct8.173052.22966@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet puts in a call to Ed McMahon:
>>>>In article <1992Oct7.162210.20314@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) squeeks out a message:
>>>>>>(James Willer) sputtered:
>>>>>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet interjects:
>>>>>>>>che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>
>>>>>>Ratboy plasm Hiding in the 'scotting
>>>>> Jamus <=== 'scotting', 'scotting'...
>>>>> 	It sounds so romantic! Like an abbreviation of Butterscotch Pudding!!
>>>>I don't happen to like Butterscotch Pudding, so I guess you're out of
>>>>the running.
>>>>Running? For What? For the GRAND PRIZE. of the Publisher's Clearing
>>>>House Sweepstakes. Didn't you know I own that house?
>>> Well, what flavors would be good for you, luv??
>>Let's see:
>>Strawberry, champagne, chocolate, honey, cherry, spam.........
>UUUgh!!
>I *don't* like *spam*!!
But there's just so much you can do with spam
You can-----
    Fry it up into a slt
    Bake it in a spam casserole
    Make a spam salad
    Cook it with eggs and cheese and have a spam ommelette
    It makes a great substitute for the mincmeat pie
    Feed it to the cat when her food runs out (It's cheaper!)
    Use the greasy drippings it comes packed in for lubrication
    Wrap it around pipes for winter insulation
    Smear it on your skin as mosquito repellant when your
        hunting tigers in Africa.
    Use it as bait when hunting tigers in Africa.
        (They like live food, you know.)
    Hide it in your hand, pretend to sneeze, drop it on
        the floor, and shout, "I sneezed my brain out!"

and many many more....
Just send five pounds for my new book "100000000000001 Uses
for Spam", or 10 pounds for my bestseller, "Spam in the
Age of Safe Sex."

You won't regret it.

dave smurf I truly do love spam.




Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: and now these mooses
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 20:14:22 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.062222.4729@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>James Willer) writes:
>>> id A. Joiner) joins the party (sorry, I couldn't resist. Should've, but couldn't):
>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>(James Willer) writes:
>>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet throws more used hankies on the pile of rubbish to be burned at the end of the month:
>>>>>>>In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>>>>>>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>>> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>>>>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>>>                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>>>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>>>>>>>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
>>>>>>>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
>>>>>>>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
>>>>>>>than cherries any day.)
>>>>>> Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
>>>>>> 	in my mouth....
>>>>>What do stems have to do with it? I tell you I'M BETTER THAN CHERRIES!
>>>>Would you still say that immediately after seeing 9 1/2 weeks
>>> Wrong! The *correct* response was "*You* are a *piece* of *tail*!"
>>> But you don't walk away empty-handed, you still get our consolation
>>> prize (dramatic pause) A pair of plyers around the norti-bits!!
>>>
>>>>dave smurf alright dammit, if my names cited above,
>>>>    wheres my earlier addition to this post grrrrrrr :-{
>>> Maje S nerak Oh! So *you're* the *bastard* what corrupted my "<==="!!
>>> 	Take that! (Thunk)
>>I'm offended. Where's my rat in shining armor to guard my ^&^!@** when
>>I need him?
>
>Ratboy aka Hold a bit...I soiled my armor...
dave smurf Ask me your questions bridgekeeper, I'm not afraid
From: lindberg@ctron.com (Richard Lindberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: VOTE FOR SAINT!!!!!!!
Date: 16 Oct 92 13:54:07 GMT
Reply-To: lindberg@olympus.ctron.com (Richard Lindberg)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

In article <5492@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
>Hear! Hear!
>I'll vote for Saint - he's got to be better for the country than Mr. Neutron
>(regardless of whether he married Mrs. Scum).
>
>Besides, he's always been a perfect gentleman and, what's more, he knows
>how to treat a female impersonator!
>
>Saint for President of A.F.M-P.!!!!
>
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