HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: cascade challenge II
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 16:02:34 GMT

In article <7npp5vf@lynx.unm.edu> hsteve@carina.unm.edu () writes:
>From: hsteve@carina.unm.edu ()
>Subject: Re: cascade challenge II
>Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 16:08:45 GMT
>In article <Bw3M51.K84@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> sl313028@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Jon Marcus Madison) writes:
><In article <1992Oct14.130900.1@cc.curtin.edu.au> rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift) writes:
><>In article <1992Oct13.082512.2058@nuscc.nus.sg>, matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
><>> I dare you to make a cascade out of "orange".
><>I scare you by making a cascade out of flange.
><>
><How about with a nosense word such as borainge.
>Fine, is this the word that comes from Spain.
Nein! It is the word that comes from rain.

>              Just say NO to VMS!!
	       Just say NO to PMS!!


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From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: teshsst
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 21:52:57 GMT

In <1992Oct7.193755.17975@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael 
Frank Caver) writes:

>In article <gunnarh.186.718468707@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR 
HORRIGMO) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct5.221434.3911@darwin.ntu.edu.au> nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au 
(JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
>>>Subject: Re: teshsst
>>>From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
>>>Date: 5 Oct 92 22:14:33 +0900
>>>In article <1OCT199222183132@cc.utah.edu>, rsr4936@cc.utah.edu (Reay, 
Robert S.) writes:
>>>> 
>>>> It's teach a future computer geek to post week.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>>            this message is one huge test.a 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>
>>>
>>> did somebody say...CASCADE!!!
>> did somebody say he'd got PAID???
>Did someone say I'm getting LAID??? 
Did dumb bunny say, "I'm getting SPAYED?!?"

--

Tom Dennis                    |  I looked into the abyss,
dennis@alexia.uiuc.edu        |    and the abyss looked into me--
tadg0614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu     |      and we both winked.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.cascade,talk.bizarre,rec.humor.d,alt.flame
From: corneliu@cs.curtin.edu.au (Nigel Cornelius)
Subject: Re: cascade challenge II
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 03:42:37 GMT

wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf) writes:

>In article <1992Oct14.175931.7370@unlv.edu> jhantin@dawkins.cs.unlv.edu (Jeffrey Hantin) writes:
>>) >> I dare you to make a cascade out of "orange".
>>) >I scare you by making a cascade out of flange.
>>) >
>>) How about with a nosense word such as borainge.
>>I gotcha 'cause my gun has more range.
>>
> I cha - cha on a rusty door hinge.
Play with fire and my clothes'll get singed.
From: guddt@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (David Bennett)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: NIce and yellow
Date: 8 Oct 1992 17:13:35 +0800
Organization: The University of Westrn Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: uniwa.uwa.edu.au

Have you ever noticed that the floor is yellow?  This has been jumping
at me for several days from idfferent sources.  I think it must be the
tigers.

Or maybe the gold fish have escaped again?

David.
[DDT] Pink fish forever.
-- 
  David Bennett,  guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au | University Computer Club
     Where Pink fish swim backwards.    | c/o Guild of Undergraduates
These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.  Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: cjr6495@summa.tamu.edu (YANGTHEI)
Subject: Re: teshsst
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 20:19:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.193755.17975@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes...
>In article <gunnarh.186.718468707@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct5.221434.3911@darwin.ntu.edu.au> nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
>>>Subject: Re: teshsst
>>>From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
>>>Date: 5 Oct 92 22:14:33 +0900
>>>In article <1OCT199222183132@cc.utah.edu>, rsr4936@cc.utah.edu (Reay, Robert S.) writes:
>>>> 
>>>> It's teach a future computer geek to post week.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 			this message is one huge test.a 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>
>>>
>>> did somebody say...CASCADE!!!
>> did somebody say he'd got PAID???
>Did someone say I'm getting LAID??? 
Will some one please buy me some RAID???

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: I'm happy...
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 01:52:58 GMT

In <1bfq3dINNrtu@uwm.edu> jethro@miller.cs.uwm.edu (Mary Ellen Paul) writes:

>In article <Bvu1sG.6rL@acsu.buffalo.edu> Me again writes:
>>
>>     I wear bikini underwear and I'm proud of it!!!
>>
>>                     Thank you for your support...

>Just wait a minute!  Just how much "support" can you
>get from bikini underwear?

Mine has been paying my bills for years now...
--

Tom Dennis                    |  I looked into the abyss,
dennis@alexia.uiuc.edu        |    and the abyss looked into me--
tadg0614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu     |      and we both winked.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.cascade,talk.bizarre,rec.humor.d,alt.flame
From: sl313028@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Jon Marcus Madison)
Subject: Re: cascade challenge II
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 06:31:49 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.130900.1@cc.curtin.edu.au> rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift) writes:
>In article <1992Oct13.082512.2058@nuscc.nus.sg>, matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
>> I dare you to make a cascade out of "orange".
>I scare you by making a cascade out of flange.
>
How about with a nosense word such as borainge.

-me
sl313028@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
(Forever Loving Jah)
From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: READ(8)
Keywords: Unknown
Date: 11 Oct 92 15:09:19 GMT
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University

In article <1992Oct7.070431.21541@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
> 
> > READ: Jackhishers book on "Jackhishers back, with fax and packs and slacks of
> >       flagon racks"
>  BLEED: Garrfishers hook on "Garrfishers hack, with an axe and yaks and 
>         racks of dragon knick-knacks"
   GRIPE: Turd into a third of a pint of XXXX light beer, that dick-head-strous
 "tightest arse first" algorithm could not wer' the pint of a third of a turd
  of XXXX shit, that wit the whats of Garrfishers mot, crots with the flagons
and the dragons that knick-knack that spack the roof of the Mack the bugs
bunny drove..."


 shit I can't think of ant more :(

 - I'll shut up now

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                    JsNO BAR----NUNN (last year - party party)

                              - I'll shut up now -
                     nunn@pandanus.ntu.edu.au  DARWIN, NT, OZ
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From: ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: My bum.
Date: 12 Oct 92 17:32:57 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

swb56279@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Steve) writes:
>In article <Bvzn6p.1Ht@csugrad.cs.vt.edu> awagliar@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Andy Wagliardo) writes:
>>Virginia.A.Reed@dartmouth.edu (Virginia A. Reed) writes:
>>: >atwoodc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Charles Atwood) writes:
>>: >: gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>>: >:> Sometimes I don't feel fresh.
>>: >: I need to wear a hat made of mesh.
>>: >Lest I burn my scalp of flesh.
>>: Some poems don't rhyme.
>>Your's aren't worth a dime!
>What I really need is the Time!
I like lemons, but I hate lime

   --amy
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: swb56279@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Steve)
Subject: Re: My bum.
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 14:31:59 GMT

In article <Bvzn6p.1Ht@csugrad.cs.vt.edu> awagliar@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Andy Wagliardo) writes:
>Virginia.A.Reed@dartmouth.edu (Virginia A. Reed) writes:
>: >atwoodc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Charles Atwood) writes:
>: >: gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>: >:> Sometimes I don't feel fresh.
>: >: I need to wear a hat made of mesh.
>: >Lest I burn my scalp of flesh.
>: Some poems don't rhyme.
>Your's aren't worth a dime!
What I really need is the Time!



................................................................................Seahawk@uiuc.edu                 "Friends Don't Let Friends Use Macintoshes"
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jsm3916@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (J. Steven Mayer)
Subject: A wise man once said...
Reply-To: jsm3916@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 17:00:38 GMT


Plastic mashed potatoes in a paper bucket


--Psycho
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.cascade,talk.bizarre,rec.humor.d,alt.flame
From: gmr6139@ultb.isc.rit.edu (G.M. Richard)
Subject: Re: cascade challenge II
Originator: gmr6139@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 22:22:30 GMT

In article <Bw3M51.K84@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> sl313028@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Jon Marcus Madison) writes:
>In article <1992Oct14.130900.1@cc.curtin.edu.au> rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct13.082512.2058@nuscc.nus.sg>, matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
>>> I dare you to make a cascade out of "orange".
>>I scare you by making a cascade out of flange.
>How about with a nosense word such as borainge.
Has anyone here seen my lemon merengue?




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From: swb56279@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Steve)
Subject: Re: Love those cascades
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 19:45:26 GMT

In article <BvvCor.93J@csugrad.cs.vt.edu> atwoodc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Charles Atwood) writes:
>Boy, I really love this cascade stuff!!
Man, This sure doesn't make life too rough!! 

-- 

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Simple, Stupid!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 19:36:31 GMT

>>Interesting hypothesis. It reminds of that age-old perplexer, "If God is
>>all-powerful, can he make a boulder so big that even He can't lift it?"
>> 
>>Genius alright. I'll bet you even know how many tiles there are on your
>>kitchen floor, don't you?
>> 
>>But try this one: Did Adam and Eve have navels?
>> 
>>					Saint.
>And this one :
>If my aunt had balls, I'd call her my uncle
>
Well cut off my legs and call me shorty!

Ratboy

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From: v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: cascade challenge
Date: 12 Oct 92 18:22:00 GMT
Followup-To: alt.stupidity,alt.cascade
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Oct12.105848.3825@hellgate.utah.edu>, galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu writes...
>(Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
>>You'll never get a cascade out of "month".
>My best friend Gunther likes to be called "Gunth".
My mouth is full of runth...


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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dconway@cs1.uct.ac.za (D CONWAY)
Subject: Re: Simple, Stupid!
Organization: Computer Science Department, University of Cape Town
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 14:27:32 GMT

In article <5374@balrog.ctron.com> lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:
>From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
>Subject: Simple, Stupid!
>Date: 5 Oct 92 15:01:25 GMT
>Interesting hypothesis. It reminds of that age-old perplexer, "If God is
>all-powerful, can he make a boulder so big that even He can't lift it?"
>
>Genius alright. I'll bet you even know how many tiles there are on your
>kitchen floor, don't you?
>
>But try this one: Did Adam and Eve have navels?
>
>					Saint.

1) Our kitchen floor has linoleum.
2) No, but they probably had valentias.

The closet idiot

   	{The opinions expressed above are mine --> and I'll sue the son of a 
	bitch who claims otherwise!}

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Re: FAQ
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
	<1992Oct5.221314.3910@darwin.ntu.edu.au>
	<1992Oct5.183248.27199@math.ucla.edu>
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 00:07:46 GMT

<In article <1992Oct5.183248.27199@math.ucla.edu> sherman@glendon.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat) writes:
< In article <1992Oct5.221314.3910@darwin.ntu.edu.au> nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
<>
<>  A FAQ for FAQ's.......hhmmm, bit like defining time really.
<>
<>   (b)  How do you breath?
<>
<>         - Now that's a good question.

<Especially since "breath" is a noun, not a verb.   

	How long have you had this lisp?

<(Verb!  That's what's happening!)

	Verbs are what's happening? You mean, my mint is
	what's happening? 

	Wow! How thymely!

<>   (c)  Whats a duck?
<>
<>          - A ducks a ducks a Duck ..and It's not a bloody Elephant

<No, no, no, that's "Why a duck?"  

	Well? Why a no chicken?

<You fail your Marx Brothers exam.
	
	So did Brother Ulyanov, and look where HE wound up!
From: Virginia.A.Reed@dartmouth.edu (Virginia A. Reed)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: My bum.
Date: 10 Oct 92 21:19:26 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
X-Posted-From: InterNews1.0a5@newshost.dartmouth.edu

>atwoodc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Charles Atwood) writes:
>: gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>:> Sometimes I don't feel fresh.
>: I need to wear a hat made of mesh.
>Lest I burn my scalp of flesh.
Some poems don't rhyme.

                                                 -LX
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From: galt%peruvian.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.cascade,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge II
Date: 16 Oct 92 15:53:29 GMT
Reply-To: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Followup-To: alt.cascade,cso.freshmen,alt.non.sequitur,alt.stupidity
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

(MAC) writes:
>horntho@eng.auburn.edu writes:
>>(Greg Alt) writes:
>>>(GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>>>>(MAC) writes:
>>>>>Today is 10/12/92.  Lets keep this going for a month.
>>>>Today is 10/13/92. Lets all bend over for a month.
>>>Today is 10/14/92. Lets all eat Jello for Gunth.
>>It's still 10/14/92. Wet ballth hit fellowth in the bunth.
>Today is 10/15/92.  Fret no more.  This thing moves like a grunt.
Today is 10/16/92.  Hit the floor.  I'm about to punt.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund)
Subject: Re: teshsst
Organization: University of Tromsoe
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 02:49:48 GMT

dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis) writes:
>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>>>nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
>>>>rsr4936@cc.utah.edu (Reay, Robert S.) writes:
>>>>did somebody say...CASCADE!!!
>>>did somebody say he'd got PAID???
>>Did someone say I'm getting LAID??? 
>Did dumb bunny say, "I'm getting SPAYED?!?"
Did Atari just say, "the Amiga's getting Crayed"?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Espen Skoglund                    | There are some that call me........
University of Tromsoe             |                    ...... Onkel.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

By the way: IT ruled!
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy)
Subject: Re: cascade challenge II
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 12:28:32 GMT

matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:

>I dare you to make a cascade out of "orange".
ahh...that's easy we'll talk abotu sporange..

(they had a radio contest about what rhymes with orange once
sporange (having to do with spores) was all they coudl find
can we do any better??)

  --amy
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: cascade challenge
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 01:20:00 GMT

You'll never get a cascade out of "month".
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: World destruction?
From: system@CODEWKS.nacjack.gen.nz (Wayne McDougall)
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 92 16:39:33 NZDST
Organization: The Code Works Limited, PO Box 10-155, Auckland, New Zealand

matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:

> hopkins@agora.rain.com (Scott Hopkins) writes:
> : If the world were to just blow up, would we have any time to think about it
> : 
> : 	Just wondering,
> : 	Casey
> Think? what think?
> 
> : 

Hmmm, well lets think about it.... **** BOOM ****
just kidding....

well, can we think of a way in which a planet would "blow up". Nuclear 
warheads would just ruffle the epidermis (if the world was the size of an 
orange, it'd be, like, way too small, y'know?).

If the molten core was inherently unstable then it should have done 
something by now.

The only thing I can think of is a close fly-by, pass through, impact of 
an object with a large gravitational force or huge momentum (in the case 
o an impact), which would shatter the planet.

In which case we should have quite a long time to think about it if it 
was a typical astronomical body (we would see it coming, or feel its 
gravitational effects). We would have a compartatively long time (in 
human terms, ie dozens of seconds) if it was a high speed black hole that 
we didn't pick up on an indiscriminate space search. 

In summary, you'd have more time than if you drove your car into a wall 
unintentionally.

So, can anyone  else think of any holes, or alternative ways for the 
"world to blow up".

Cheers,

Wayne McDougall
From: guddt@uniwa.uwa.edu.au (David Bennett)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Blindingly obvious
Date: 7 Oct 1992 15:28:38 +0800
Organization: The University of Westrn Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: uniwa.uwa.edu.au

This is blidning obvious.

Milk is not blue.

David.
[DDT] Pink fish forever.

HA!  I can out obvious you any day!
-- 
  David Bennett,  guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au | University Computer Club
     Where Pink fish swim backwards.    | c/o Guild of Undergraduates
These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.  Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: FAQ
From: gypsy@oread.cc.ukans.edu
Date: 11 Oct 92 16:51:46 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Serces

In article <1992Oct2.105042.24546@inesc.pt>, usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
> In article <ty8qbkm5@csv.warwick.ac.uk> maupt@warwick.ac.uk (Maupt the Ninja...) writes:
>>What's an FAQ?
> 
> 	It's a net, in which data of all kind is stored and
> available online. There is a SysOp, something like an AI,
> that has a limited natural Language undestanding capability,
> and that can give you information about almost anything you
> want to know. I don't know the address, as I quited from it
> some time ago, and I heard it changed. But of course, there 
> must be someone out there who knows what it is.
> 
> 
> ----
>  Joao Pedro Martins, LiWith Love, Jasmine

>  "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
>   Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (--FORGOT--) 

You sillies!  Sound out the word FAQ.  FA-Q!  <<Fuck You!!>>

Sarayh
From: 8schutting_r@spcvxb.spc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: philosophy
Date: 8 Oct 92 21:36:51 GMT
Organization: St. Peter's College, US

aristotle gave us a heirarchy of life on earth and there are three tiers.
plants and the like are the lowest. why? because they are immobile.
animals are second. why? because they are only mobile but cannot think.
man is the highest. why? because we can think.
what does a dog do naturally? it chases its tail.
what does a person do naturally? they chase their thoughts.
if this analogy holds true, people are pretty stupid.


i wonder.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: c121501@phobos.ucc.umass.edu (Marc Picquendar)
Subject: Re: Simple, Stupid!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 14:08:00 GMT

In article <5374@balrog.ctron.com>, lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Saint) writes...
>Interesting hypothesis. It reminds of that age-old perplexer, "If God is
>all-powerful, can he make a boulder so big that even He can't lift it?"
> 
>Genius alright. I'll bet you even know how many tiles there are on your
>kitchen floor, don't you?
> 
>But try this one: Did Adam and Eve have navels?
> 
>					Saint.
And this one :
If my aunt had balls, I'd call her my uncle

Marc

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.noise
From: shaun@octel.com (Attacking Deep Structure)
Subject: Squandering cycles
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 01:30:37 GMT

primes 2 > /dev/null

start it on a friend's machine today.

PS: bang
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shaun@octel.com  ||  LOTFB: Lying On The Floor Bleeding
             
(I didn't write the above.  I left my terminal unattended, and the janitor 
sat on it.)   
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: Fathers, abortion
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 04:32:53 GMT

matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
: wag5@quads.uchicago.edu (john peter wagner) writes:
: : Part of the  genetic coding from an infant comes from the father.
: : The federal government would prevent the father from having any say
: : in whether or not HIS offspring, equally as much as the woman's is to die,
: : instead giving complete say to the woman.  That is, a man can do nothing
: : for his child. It is all in the hands of the woman to kill the child.
: : He can do nothing to protect it.  It seems the man is the one being
: : prevented from chosing the destiny of his offspring by law.  The Republicones
: : would simply not have the feds interfere whatsoever in the matter of abortion.
: : But the Demos would give complete power to the woman. I would call that
: : a female oriented party, much as it was once a white oriented party.
: 
: The Ramones fuse with the Republicans, and we get Republicones.
: I like it. Can I vote for the Elviscrats?

Any why the hell can't I crosspost?: :
From: v111pczf@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Christian T Fraboni)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Love those cascades
Date: 9 Oct 92 21:12:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <BvvEtL.8uw@acsu.buffalo.edu>, v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes...
>In article <BvvCor.93J@csugrad.cs.vt.edu>, atwoodc@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (Charles Atwood) writes...
>>Boy, I really love this cascade stuff!!
>Thinking up rhymes can be really rough
Dried smoked meat is much too tough!
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