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From: sallylb@netcom.com (Sally Smith)
Subject: Re: Covington Cross on Hiatus
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 18:55:44 GMT

In article <BxGBqw.ML7@apollo.hp.com> @apollo.HP.COM (Jennifer E. Levine) writes:
>In article <1992Nov06.230847.28033@openage.openage.com>, ghost@openage.openage.com (Glenn Host) writes:

>|> Read in the recent tv section of Washington Post that
>|> Covington Cross (as well as Crossroads) is being put on hiatus.

>Bummer, I thought the show was improving...It had some really funny stuff.

It's not on hiatus, it's canceled. Rung down the curtain and joined the
choir invisible, it's dead, Jim. ABC says they'll play off the remaining
ep's sometime in 1993.

Sally
who was really sorry she picked up Variety on Friday since she is now
wondering what the people she knows on C. Cross and Crossroads are
going to do...and sighs, realizing she's going to have to track them
down again....
-- 
Sally Smith (510)790-0608  sallylb@netcom.com (I was sally@tardis.tymnet.com)
I'm unemployed--these opinions *must* be mine!
"Don't investigate this too closely." -- Don Bellisario, re: "Quantum Leap"

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From: sll28@cc.usu.edu (Lorna Payne)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv,rec.arts.tv
Subject: Re: QL: Ran out of tape-- HELP!
Date: 11 Nov 92 09:11:24 MDT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Utah State University

In article <BxJIqs.A4I@techbook.com>, peter@techbook.com (Peter Sarrett) writes:
> 
> AAAARRRGGGHHH!
> 
> My tape ran out in the middle of tonight's "Deliver Us From Evil" episode of
> Quantum Leap and I missed the end.
> 
> The tape ended just after Sam told Frank, "I'm not Jimmy, and she's not Connie."
> and then Frank said something like, "This is crazy!  You're supposed to be
> getting better!"  That's where the tape cut out.
> 
> Please, could someone send me a summary of the rest of the episode?  Any
> dialogue you can include would be very much appreciated.
> 
> Grrr...

It's the B**g**m*n.  There have been cable outages around the country, too.

I was all right, but I had my local shaman "clean out" all the negative
energy earlier in the day, so there was nothing for Zoey to work on . . .


This episode is going to start a *lot* of discussions.  None of which will
be resolved until a) Alia comes back and answers some questions, or b)
Sally and/or Beth talk to their sources and get the Straight Dope.
                                                                         
Lorna                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          -- 

     
BTW, is there any consensus on safe ways to describe this episode or the 
characters therein? Even writing about it has caused more typos than I can
count.
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               Lorna Payne
               Certified Math Geek and Grammarian
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     The concept is simply staggering.  Pointless, but staggering.
                         -The Doctor (The Pirate Planet)
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From: calle@lysator.liu.se (Calle Dybedahl)
Subject: INFORMATION: Blake's 7 mailing list started.
Organization: Lysator Academic Computer Society, Linkoping University, Sweden
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 18:35:01 GMT

As of today the Blake's 7 mailing list is in operation. The adress of
the list is:
	 	blake7@lysator.liu.se.

Send mail to
	  	blake7-request@lysator.liu.se

if you wish to subscribe, unsubscribe or something like that.
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From: rck1@ellis.uchicago.edu (roberta chi-woon kwong)
Subject: Re: QL: "DUfE": observations
Reply-To: rck1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 23:24:17 GMT

In article <l+dqfh@lynx.unm.edu> kbos@carina.unm.edu (Kurt "Some Guy" Bose) writes:
>In article <1992Nov11.200015.12038@midway.uchicago.edu> rck1@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>>

>
>>And if she can be swayed once, by a speech like that, she can be
>>swayed again. And again...
>>
>
>Imagine it.  She's been through "Hell".  (literally or figuratively, choose.)
>Now, she's been told (by Zoe) she might be close to getting "home".  And Sam
>talks her out of doing the deed.  So, if I can remember the show all right, 
>she's punished, perhaps by having to go back through that "Hell" again.
>
>She gets through her missions, and is back to the cushy jobs, and meets up 
>with Sam again.  You can't see a _little_ resentment?  Maybe she likes him a 
>little less?  And he foils her again.  And she gets punished again.  Da*n 
>that do-gooding Sam!  And with Zoe along to poison her mind all the time, can
>you really not see Alia coming to despise Beckett?

Well, that was my major beef with the character of Alia...lack of
conviction. She didn't seem to have an opionion one way or the
other of what she was doing! She wasn't merely confused about what
she should or should not be doing; she simply didn't care. *If* she
does, in fact, resurface with a feeling of resentment towards Sam,
then at least her character will gain some strength! I'm hoping
you're right.

The "tap into the goodness left in her" solution set up a bad
precedent, which I hope they will never repeat again. It took more
than a small element of "good" in her to overcome Zoey's threats
and prodding, and with that much "good" in her, how long can she
remain a threat to Sam?

>(BTW, how did Alia know
>Sam's last name?  He didn't introduce himself as anything but "Sam", right?)

He definitely said "Sam Beckett." (This in fact caused me to scream
at the TV, "Agh! What are you doing! She didn't even give you *her*
last name! Or any other information for that matter!...") But
that's a minor point.

>...though she'd probably be the only female around to think so.  Geez, where
>do _I_ get a holographic friend and a time-zapping computer???

<grin> Me too please!

>Oh, and as for the contingent who says "Oh, gee, I'd love to see Al hit on
>Zoe!!!!!!"...oh, pleeeeeze.  Not only is she homely, but evil and rotten to the
>core.

Right. (And notice how Al made not *one* lecherous comment during the
entire episode? Undoubtedly, that was inteded to play up that
particular aspect of Zoey's character.) I think he'd find her, at
the very least, repulsive.

>Anyone else think they should have made Donna the Evil Leaper?  :)

Ooh, ouch. I don't like Donna, but *ouch* anyway. Although...hmm...
come to think of it, this would be, to put it mildly,
interesting... :-)


Robin C. Kwong ("er)
			"Demons'll charm you/With a smile/For a
		 	while,/But in time/Nothing can harm you,/
			Not while I'm around."	--_Sweeny_Todd_
From: sah@castle.ed.ac.uk (Juggler)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv
Subject: Re: DYSON SPHERES/TNG
Date: 12 Nov 92 16:14:07 GMT
Organization: Black Star

bwebster@pages.com (Bruce F. Webster) writes:

>In article <9211102148.AA13974@rutgers.edu> KWEILER@wcu.BITNET (Kristin)  
>writes:
>> 
>>  DYSON SPHERES:  
>> [ question deleted ]

>The "real person" is Freeman Dyson (his daughter, Esther Dyson, is a well-known  
>  [ answer deleted ]

Dyson spheres are a neat kinda concept, but not half as neat as the new
technology we're developing here in Edinburgh. We call it ... the Dyson
Spear. Essentially, the principles behind it involve sticking a (rather
large) spear through a sun, and exploiting the resultant heat differential
as an energy source. Simple, but brilliant.

	LL&P, dudes,
	
		Si.
		xxx

-- 
S.A.Hovell,Dept. Electrical Engineering,University of Edinburgh,U.K.
(+31) 650-5655	 			          (Juggler@ed.ac.uk) 
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From: jtruss@planet10.WPI.EDU (Free the Expo 67!)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv
Subject: Re: QL: New Blood requests
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:27:58 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
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In article <1992Nov8.182234.27800@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> jenkirtl@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Jennifer Kirtley) writes:

>"Theorizing that one could travel through Boston on the MBTA,
>Dr. Sam Beckett stepped onto the Green Line... and vanished!
>Trapped on the `T', Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from
>station to station, using `T' Passes that are not his own..."

As someone who's been on the `T', I think I can safely say that this
*wouldn't* be a fictional show...

But considering the QL f/x, shouldn't it be the Blue Line? ;)

*ducks the impending projectile barrage*

--
john trussell       :: "...confronting the silicon and electrons slowly,
jtruss@wpi.wpi.edu  ::  and steadily losing what was left
i.a.j.o.m.a.a.      ::                                 of the rest
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.::. --jprovo@gnu.ai.mit.edu .:.:.:.:.:.:.:. of my mind."
From: finifter@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Tracy E. Finifter)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv
Subject: Re: QL: Two-Faced Reviews: Deliver Us From Evil
Keywords: Evil Leaper From Hell
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:14:15 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

billones@grebyn.com (Jeremy Billones) writes:


>This post contains spoilers for the 11/10 episode of Quantum Leap
>



















>
>Well now, that was... HUH?
>


>I did like Zoe's first appearance, looking like one of Connie's
>neighbors.  And the mis-direction, making us think the "other woman"
>was going to be the "bad guy" was a nice touch.

Even knowing Zoey was the evil observer the first time we saw her didn't
spoil the surprise for me.  The misdirection was done very well, but I
didn't really buy that whole bit of Alia and Sam being able to see each
other when they touched.  It just seemed somewhat, tacky.  Also, Sam's
reaction to first seeing Alia was poorly done and didn't seem very much
in character with him.  You would think that the first time he meets a
fellow time-traveller, he would want to talk shop, not just look at her
with that dumb-founded gaze.

-- 
* Tracy E. Finifter			  *                                   *
*  finifter@gandalf.rutgers.edu		  *    "Leapers do it time after      *
*  Douglass College, Rutgers University   *        time after time..."        *
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From: chevron@access.digex.com (chevron)
Subject: Re: Archetypes in Blake's 7 : a question about Gan
Keywords: Blake's 7, B7, archetypes, Blake, Avon, Gan
Organization: Express Access Public Access UNIX, Greenbelt, Maryland USA
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:06:25 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.151940.2591@nessie.mcc.ac.uk> ft@nessie.mcc.ac.uk (Frances Teagle) writes:
>>farmer.
>
>Attwood's programme guide states that Gan was a native of Zephron
>and you identify him as a farmer, which certainly suits his 
>personality, but I can find no mention of these facts in my BBC
>"complete, unedited" tapes.  In "Time Squad" Gan says to Jenna
>"I killed a security guard.  They said it was murder, but he had 
>a gun, I was unarmed.  You see, he killed my woman".
>

Hi Frances!

Didn't mean to start a rumour . . .  A key word in my comment was
"perhaps".  I don't think there is anything in the series which
states Gan was a farmer on Zephron.  I mentioned it because, as you
say, it fits his nature.  I have seen this concept developed in
fanfic as well.

Another reason I think it's reasonable that Gan could have been
a farmer is that he was on a colony planet.  Typically a colony
world would be less developed than the mother planet.  When
starting a colony, you would have to concentrate on basic
survival and self-sufficiency.  Some type of farming - albiet
possibly somewhat high-tech farming as opposed to mules and plows -
would be necessary to establish a permanent colony.

The security guard could have been among those assigned to
protect the local Fed planetary/colony governor.  Shipped out
from earth, this type of guard would be just the type to think
he could fool with a poor local farmer's woman with impunity.

I'm sure Orac would snipe at all the above as pure "conjecture",
but then, who ever listens to Orac anyway?  :-)

Have a good one . . .

                                           --chevron--
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From: krk1@pyuxe.uucp (24228-knights)
Subject: Re: QL: "DUfE": observations
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 18:54:32 GMT

In article <1du4tqINNlmg@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu>, roger@oit.itd.umich.edu (Roger Espinosa) writes:
> 
> Yeah, spoilers on "Deliver us from Evil...
> 
> 
> 
> It all boils down to the speech. I was bored with Alia as Sam and her
> went through their "Ohmigosh! You feel this way *too*" "Yes yes yes
> Nobody else'd understand!" Barf. Like what does Donna think back at
> PQL watching her time-travelling horn-ball hubby? ;-) The seduction
> scene was inane -- does Sam have any ability to resist? We talk about
> him being a prude, but *geez* if he doesn't catch the first case of
> time travelling herpes, I don't know who will! Anybody count whether
> he's worse than Captain Kirk yet?

Um, 'scuse me, but Sam's only actually slept with four women since leap one.

1.  Nicole - piano teacher in "Catch a Falling Star"
2.  Maggie Dawson - photographer in "The Leap Home, pt. II"
3.  Donna Alessi - His Wife in "The Leap Back"
4.  Tamlyn - psychic in "Temptation Eyes"

Forget Captain Kirk.  He hasn't even caught up with Riker yet.

One must remember, also, that this was a case very similar to Tamlyn:
Alia could see Sam for who he was, and they had a bond in their mutual
alienation.  But even given this, and given his response when she said,
"Just tell me you don't want me, and I'll stop," I don't think he
would have played this one through.  He knew it wasn't right before it
even started.

As for what Donna thinks, she made the decision not to let Al tell Sam
about her, so she must be prepared to deal with the consequences of that
decision.  

Just defending Sam's honor.  :-)


-----
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"I don't mind being in touch with reality, as long as I don't 
have to live there."
From: eah4@po.CWRU.Edu (Elizabeth A. Hlabse)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv
Subject: Re: QL:New Blood Revenge
Date: 10 Nov 1992 20:20:04 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: eah4@po.CWRU.Edu (Elizabeth A. Hlabse)
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In a previous article, sallylb@netcom.com (Sally Smith) says:

>In article <1992Nov10.031112.2887@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> jenkirtl@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Jennifer Kirtley) writes:
>
>>this QL thing with both feet, I've tracked down The Novel.  This
>>of corse prompts more questions.  Namely, does anyone know when
>>this book was written?  Within the first 20 pages there are major
>>conflicts with the (apparent) rules of the show.  This of course
>>also begs the question about canon, as in is it or isn't it?
>
>It isn't canon, it wasn't approved by Don and Co. and IMHO, trees
>should not have died for this piece of junk. I hated it. A lot.

And some of us liked it.  Sally and I hashed this one out
a while back.  We decided to disagree and let people make
their own decisions.  If in doubt, pull it out of your
local library and at least give it a try.

>
>>Sorry if this subject has been hashed to death before my conversion,
>>e-mail replies could cut down on bandwith... :)
>
>Well, it was, but I am a notorious bandwidth waster. ;-)

Yeah, me too.

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From: arkhive@apusapus.demon.co.uk (Ailsa Jenkins)
Subject: DOOMWATCH, anybody? 
Distribution: world
Organization: QLA - Quantum Leap Anonymous
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 23:25:30 +0000


In article <BxD1nI.CDL@news.cso.uiuc.edu> jasstev@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu writes:

>   My favourite programme of the lot, without a shadow of a doubt in my mind,
>   is the BBC programme "Doomwatch" which ran on BBC1 between 1970 and 1972.
>   It concerns a newly created government department established to combat 
>   scientific advances which could be harmful to humans, nicknamed 'Doomwatch'.

[specifics deleted]

>        ANYWAY, I HAVE TRIED TO PUT TOGETHER A QUICK GUIDE TO THE BEST TV SHOW
>        MADE FROM MEMORY, IF ANYBODY CAN FILL IN THE GAPS IT WOULD BE 
>        APPRECIATED.

This was also one of my favourite programmes, and I only wish I could help
you to "fill the gaps". If you were in the UK I would suggest a trip to the
Colindale Newspaper Library (part of BLib) to peruse Radio Times from the
right period. If only *I* had the time to do it myself! 

That was the earliest Robert Powell performance I remember. Boy, was I upset
when Toby met his demise. (Me and the rest of the female population in the
UK I suspect!)
____________________________________________________________________________
              Ailsa R Jenkins (arkhive@apusapus.demon.co.uk)
                 Croxley Green, RICKMANSWORTH, Herts, UK

`Nothing's gone the way I planned. My life has taken turns I don't begin to
        understand.'    Alfred Von Wilmers in "Romance, Romance"
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From: KitchenRN@SSD0.LAAFB.AF.MIL
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv
Subject: Re: QL: Deliver Us from Evil
Date: 13 Nov 92 18:28:00 GMT

When I first heard the "We clawed our way out of Hell" line, I NEVER got the 
impression that they were talking about a real, literal hell.  To me, it 
sounded like Zoey was talking about some future world where living in the 
world is like living in hell, and she and Alia had managed to get out of that 
living hell and into a relatively cushy job that gives them some perks (At 
least, Zoey gets perks -- she isn't stuck in the past!).  Maybe they're from 
a future which has had a plague, or an atomic war, or something of the sort, 
and they are forced to go through these horrible actions (Alia doesn't seem 
to like what she's doing, but she does it anyway) in an attempt to change 
things so that whatever catastrophe they've suffered can be averted.

I have questions about their leap ability.  Alia isn't as old as Sam, as far 
as I could tell.  She's what, 30-35?  If she can only leap in her own time 
frame, then if 1966 (the setting of DUfE) was the far limit of her life span, 
she couldn't be coming from much more than 1996 - 2001.  Could the evil 
project be synchronous with Sam's project?  I don't see how it could be, if 
the paragraph above is true.  Then maybe she can leap OUTSIDE of her own time 
frame?  But they still don't seem to have solved the problem of getting her 
back to her own time.  And Alia sure doesn't sound like a name from our time.

I sure hope we get more details.

Rick Kitchen
kitchenrn@space.laafb.af.mil


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From: gatech!pro-magic.oau.org!mikeu (Mike Ungerman)
Subject: Wanted: QL 11/11 (Evil Leaper episode)
Organization: Pro-Magic [A Proline BBS] Orlando, FL
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 20:07:27 EST

Aghhhhh!  My tape recorder jammed and there's tape all over the place. 
Needless to say, I missed the Evil Leaper.

Anyone willing to swap,sell, barter, whatever a tape of the episode?

Details via email please, and thanks in advance.

Mike
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From: 92bbb@williams.edu (Bradford Behr)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv
Subject: Re: DYSON SPHERES/TNG
Date: 11 Nov 92 18:50:43 GMT
Organization: Williams College, Williamstown, MA

In article <9211102148.AA13974@rutgers.edu> KWEILER@wcu.BITNET,Kristin writes:
>
> DYSON SPHERES:  After watching TNG episode with the Dyson Sphere and
> having (coincidentally) just finished reading a Science Fiction book
> that dealt with them, some discussions ensued.  I haven't been satisfied
> yet, tho.  Can anyone tell me if there is a real person DYSON and is
> there a real theory about DYSON SPHERES or is this totally a fictional
> thing ?

Mr. Dyson (first name Freeman, if memory serves) was a real, bona-fide
person, a physicist in fact, who postulated that advanced spacefaring 
civilizations might seek to utilize 100% of their sun's radiative
output by surrounding it entirely by solid surfaces, power stations,
solar cells, etc etc etc. , and that we might be able to detect signs
of such constructs by looking for infrared sources with no visible
counterpart. (Some of the energy would leak away at wavelengths
correspinding to the temperature, like a blackbody, and the IR
regime was the most likely place to look, I guess.) His initial
proposal, as I understand it, was not a solid body a la "Relics,"
but instead a "swarm" of small bodies, in all sorts of different (and
hopefully non-intersecting) orbits, which would effectively blanket
the star. Not as visually exciting for a Trek audience, tho'! :)

There was an extensive discussion on Dyson spheres, precipitated
by the ST:TNG episode, on sci.astro, a few weeks back, if any of
y'all are interested in some more technical viewpoints on the
topic.

--Brad
From: wixer!cactus.org!wixer!pro-smof.cts.com!rfletcher@cactus.org (Robert Fletcher)
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Subject: Re: Trek TNG's Dyson Sphere
Date: 8 Nov 1992 13:38:16 -0600
Organization: The SMOF-BBS: Science Fiction Online Since 1985 [512-467-7317]

  Scotty is turning the Dyson Sphere into a fast chicken food fly-in.
      Finger licking good.

  Troy is too hot for Riker, so Geordi can not see past the heat.
  
   Unfortunately James Burke (of PBS's "Connection") wont be a "Dr. Who."
      This guy works a solo act.

  Dan Qualye is taking up music lessons. I am not sure which insturment but
I think it is one ofhe wind insturments.
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From: lgb2@po.CWRU.Edu (Linda G. Brashear)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv
Subject: QL: Deliver Us from Evil
Date: 11 Nov 1992 02:31:49 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
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Wow.  I was impressed.  I was hopping around my dorm room screaming
"Bitch."  I was hoping Al still had his gun and could shoot Zoey. 
I liked it.  Unfortunately, I didn't see the original Jimmy episode.
Could someone please e-mail or post a summary?  Thanks,
Linda
-- 
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