HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumby humor.
Date: 23 Nov 92 16:52:44 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence) writes:

>-----------I (that is me [Saint] what's talking now) WROTE THIS!!!!------------
>I can't see anything!!!!!!!
> 
>Chrymanthesums!!!!!!!
> 
>My brain hurts, too!!!!!!
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey, man, *I* wrote this part!!
> 
>						I need a new hanky.
>						Saint.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

>>>>I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together!!!!!!!!1
>>>
>>>When I was young, we used to entertain ourselves by singing songs by
>>>the fireplace and banging brickes against our heads.
>>:wakes up again.
>>"When I was young, we entertained ourselvs by singing songs in the\
>>fireplace and banging someone else's head against a brick :)
>>:grins foolishly
>>"I need something to do.
>>"Would someone like to help me install UNIX?  <kludge><kludge><link><link>

>I'll help ... but only if I can watch. (Saint)
Jamesa octopud Standing up (in a pool of water) for my copywrote materials
From: v133ju6p@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Paul R. Pompi)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumbys of the world unite. (part2)
Date: 19 Nov 92 19:26:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <BxyGMx.KJu@cck.coventry.ac.uk>, jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.) writes...
>Well, my last question really seperated the pythons from the cobras.
> 
>Heres another tester .........
> 
>What is the correct pronounciation of "Mr Raymond Luxury Yaucht" ???
> 
I know, I know, ask me, ask me!
It's
(deep breath)
THROATWOBBLER MANGROVE!!!

Am I right? Am I amiamiamiamiami?
Paul aka insert clever aka here.
> 
>--
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: 100 SNUGGLEBUNNIES on the rampage!!!!!!!!
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:27:45
 u><1992Nov13.150008.3956@wkuvx1.bitnet><DJOHNSON.92Nov15194517@cayenne.gac.edu><1992Nov16.143045.4006@wkuvx1.bitnet>
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet's message of 16 Nov 92 14:30:45 CSTLines: 32

In article <1992Nov16.143045.4006@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
.In article <DJOHNSON.92Nov15194517@cayenne.gac.edu>, djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
.> In article <1992Nov13.150008.3956@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
.> .In article <1992Nov12.044339.16148@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
.> .> Yes, but what's your point?
.> .No, honey. That's your point. Yep. That one there. What're you going
.> .to do with it?
.> 
.> I thought I'd puree it, boil it, and put it in a jar with some fruit
.> preserves to use as a spread!
.> 
.> .Need some help?
.> 
.> Here, I'll hold that for you, then you can tie the ends and...there
.> ya' go, a slip knot!
.> 
.> .Advice?
.> 
.> Buy RJ Reynolds at 125.4!
.> 
.> .A place to put it?
.> 
.> How'bout the Louvre?
.> 
.> .Gina aka full of something, hopefully ideas
.> Dan aka Mmm... looks more like oven-cleaner to me.
.WEll at least I'd be clean then..

Yeah, but you're highly flammable (not the most intelligent property
to give something you spray in your oven, granted).  I'd be careful.

Dan aka Jeepers, I had no reason to say this.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Jester the loony
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 13:50:08 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>Jester aka I am not a drink, I am not a drink
>Meetch aka Nope, but you are a loony.
Jester aka oo..swift eh....just took you this long to figure
that out eh....i mean...you'd think you would have realized this
after i mailed myself to you in pieces last spring...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I hope this irritates somebody
From: djohnson@osric.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 16 Nov 92 18:44:25
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: christea@dhhalden.no's message of 16 Nov 92 18:46:34 GMTLines: 656

In article <christea.16.721939593@dhhalden.no> christea@dhhalden.no (CHRISTER ANDR JAKOBSEN) writes:
.In article <1992Nov16.012639.5723@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
.>From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
.>Subject: I hope this irritates somebody
.>Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 01:26:39 GMT
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.>SEMPRINI!

.How funny can one get?
Quite a bit funnier than this, actually.  (refering to my response)

Dan aka There's a really cool joke about half way down!
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: EXECUTIVE OPINIONS??
Date: 16 Nov 92 02:19:26 GMT
Organization: ~/lib/organization

In article <1992Nov13.194429.3964@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>In article <1992Nov13.153258.3961@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> If I may have your attention for a few minutes please.
>> 
>> Thank you.
>> 
>> 	It has come to my attention that several people are becoming
>> rather bored by the continuous talk about--you guessed it--SEX. 
>> I cannot exactly blame them; after all, we probably all started
>> reading this newsgroup because it was funny in its own silly way and
>> completely unserious. 
>> 
>> 	I believe we have carried this a bit too far, or perhaps not
>> far enough, it doesn't really matter which. I would like, however, to
>> hear your opinions as to whether we should:
>> 		1. Keep up the sex talk
>> 		2. Tone it down and leave in insinuations and such
>> 		3. Rule it out completely
>> 	We will, of course, be speaking more about Python and using
>> "pythonian" humor more, right? RIGHT??? Yes, we will.

well, i think since this is an unmoderated newsgroup, we can hardly
*stop* people from talking about sex.  the one topic got carried too
far, certainly, and it does get a bit overbearing, true.  but it can
be done in a pythonesque way, i think.  
if we drop the "sex sells" etc subject we will all be the better
for it...(if we remember that it will drag on for days anyway since
it takes things a few days to get everywhere).
but certainly insinuation is no harm, and can be done tastefully (yes, it
can!) if not taken tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far.
how far is that?  we'll just have to see.
 
>> 	I personally don't care if we do/don't talk about sex; it
>doesn't offend me in the least, and it is an out for my abundance of
>creative energy coursing through my veins every second of every day. 

right.  as i said, there's not much harm; we have never gotten graphic
with it, and hopefully we havn't offended too many (well, no one's
complained to me..)

>P.S. If you'd rather not post your opinions/thoughts, then feel free
>to email them; I will make my decision based on what I hear by next
>Fridat afternoon and will post my decision about it on the following
>Monday. I would appreciate it EVERYONE would provide me with SOME
>input, if no more than a rude comment, though I will not chastise you
>if you do not respond (I might not flirt with you ever again, but I
>won't chastise you). 
well, gina, i don't mind if you don't flirt with me...

>Thank you for your time.
no porblum.  as long as  i still get to keep my title of
co-chief sleaze.  looks good on a resume'.

leather aka sledgehammers are fun.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: EXECUTIVE OPINIONS??
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Nov 92 21:38:18
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: cvadrbzb@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu's message of 13 Nov 92 21:44:40 PSTLines: 39

In article <1992Nov13.214440.1@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu> cvadrbzb@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu writes:
.You know, I'd just like to interject a comment here.

.First of all, it is a royal pain in the ass to read posts that are 98% quotes.
.Look, people.  If you want to quote someone, FINE.  But ONLY quote relevant
.parts of the post.  Not only is it eating up bandwidth, but it is irritating
.as heck to read.  Especially when you are just joining a newsgroup (as I am
.with this one).  One of the first posts I saw started like this:

.>
.>>
.>>>
.>>>>
.>>>>>
.>>>>>>

I object!  I never use boomerangs!

.I mean, GET SERIOUS!  Who really cares when it goes that far back?  As far as
.I can tell, there are about 3 people who are posting things here, and it is
.NOT very fun to read.

.SOME of you are posting 5 or 6 times IN A ROW!  Can't you say what you have
.to say in ONE post?  I am sick of reading the same person's post over and
.over again, especially when most of them are >>>> posts.

.Jeesh.  I love Python, but this newsgroup is a HUGE disappoinment so far...

.Mark Pettit


.-- 
./----------------------------------------------------------------------------\
.! Brought to you courtesy of:...  ! "Changes aren't permanant,...!
.! The California State Education System !  but change is."...... !
.!  and the virtues of democracy (?).  !. -- Neil Peart...... !
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Dan aka sigh
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jester the loony
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:40:18 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>Jester aka I am not a drink, I am not a drink
>>>Meetch aka Nope, but you are a loony.
>>Jester aka oo..swift eh....just took you this long to figure
>>that out eh....i mean...you'd think you would have realized this
>>after i mailed myself to you in pieces last spring...
>Meetch aka Ooooh!  I thought that was a funny looking box of chocolates!
<eccles blanches and runs for his chocolate in the frisge>
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The deadliest joke in the world
Date: 18 Nov 92 09:16:00 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov17.222103.319@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
> Literal translation:
> 
> "Hey!  I ordered mustard on this!"
> 
> Don't know why this is funny, but you know how it is...
> 
> Dan aka FORTRAN is my native languag

Gina aka really--mine's BASIC
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A WARNING!!!!
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Nov 92 19:59:16
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: cpm@digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de's message of Fri, 13 Nov 1992 12:13:10 GMTLines: 37

In article <CPM.92Nov13121310@kottan.digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de> cpm@digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de (Claus Meder) writes:
.In article <1du3grINN5m@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris) writes:

.	  __   WATCH OUT - THERE ARE LLAMAS!!!!
.     ___/ _>
.    /   \/
.    \___/ <---- This is *not* a LLAMA (Sorry, i don't know what it is)
.     X X

That's my Grammar.  Don't worry about her, she won't hurt you.
Cummon', Gram, let the nice man have his leg back. Cummon'..  Look,
you've got plenty of legs in your closet at home, you don't need
another.  Oh geeze, put the saw down Grammy, he's got a perfect right
to have his own legs.  Stop that!  [wrestle slap groan]  BAD GRANDMA!
BAAAAD GRANDMOTHER!  Now go to your room!

Look, I'm sorry about your leg, Gram's just that way sometimes.  I
think you could probably put it back on...try this Duct Tape.

Dan aka THIS is what a llama looks like!


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       		  ___|_________|___/  	       \_
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		     \___/-  / 	   /   __   \     |
			 \   \ 	  /   /  \  /     /
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	  *    Llama       \   \_  \___________	/  	     /
      \   |      \          \_   \_____________/___ 	    /_
_______\\/ /______._____\\____\____________________\______\//___
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jesters "spacebar"
Date: 23 Nov 92 15:24:01 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <By2LrH.I6n@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>Think yourself lucky that the news articles actually got to you. I mean
>>>>you could be here, where the news articles sort of turn up two millenia
>>>>after they were posted, if we are real lucky.
>>>I know....well....going to a school with the highest ftp load in the world
>>>we are so very lucky.....
>>No shit. You should see the amount of mail that goes between here and
>>purdue, phenomenal.
> 
> really??? gee..i should tryandget some figures onthis..............
> and a damn functioningspacebar
> 
As long as the rest of you functions, i dont care about your spacebar.

>>>>->Jestere aka on a rampage yet again.......
>>>>Pag aka don't do it, no no..........<kerboom>...to late. 
>>>Jester aka never suspect the Jester Rampageition
>>Eccles ----> Aka goes here, when I can think of summin
> Jester aka dimwit sloth
Gina aka typing is so strenuous
> -- 
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Orationes in Verrem
Date: 18 Nov 92 08:25:59 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <168A1116E3.J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de>, J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de writes:
> Si quis vestrum, Gina et Leather et Meredith et Eccels et
> Chestnutt et Heidi E Schmidt et David Bromage et Sprooney et
> Turlow et Jester, aut eorum, qui adsunt, forte
> miratur me, qui tot annos in alt.fan.monty-python ita
> sim versatus, ut legerim multos, laeserim neminem, subito
> nunc mutata voluntae ad accusandum descendere, is, si mei
> consilii causam rationemque cognoverit, una et id, quod facio,
> probabit et in hac causa profecto neminem praeponendum mihi
> esse auctorem putabit.
>  
> S.D.M. Trappus
So now do you want to translate what you said about me and some of my
favorite people of my dearest little newsgroup/ Hmmmmm?
>  
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Four Yorkshiremen
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:02:29 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>Danny Rothenberg <X68147@BARILVM.BITNET> quibbles:

>>Would someone please send me a copy of the 'Four Yokshiremen' Sketch.

>When I was a lad, WE never 'ad the Four Yorkshiremen.  We 'ad to make do
>with a pommie bastard who claimed to 'ave visited Yorkshire for holidays!
Ah did he have a duck farm in kent?>

>>Thanks a lot.
>Meetch aka Not at all !  Stupid git...
Eccles aka Hold this bicycle.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Enough CRAP!
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 21 Nov 92 01:08:46
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu's message of 17 Nov 92 19:37:06 GMTLines: 33

In article <1992Nov17.193706.837@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
.In article <1992Nov17.021509.28344@newshub.ccs.yorku.ca>, wc8384@writer.yorku.ca (Siusan Moffat) writes:
.> In article <1992Nov12.161525.816@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
.>>OK, I would just like to state that I am utterly sick of this sex nonsense.  I
.>>would be quite happy to return to my silly pythonesque world and leave all this
.>>crap behind.  I hearby withdraw from this sleazefest race and refuse to post
.>>anymore garbage on the subject.  I hope that anyone who reads this newsgroup
.>>for MONTY PYTHON stuff will also do the same.
.> 
.> HERE HERE. I'M SURE THERE'S A SEX NEWSGROUP TO DO THAT SORT OF THING
.> IN...ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CONTIBUTE TO A SEXLESS MP ZINE -  POST A SEXLESS
.> MESSAGE TO ME... WE PROTISTANTS HAVE TO STAND UP FOR WHATS MORAL YOU KNOW...
.> "EVERY SPERM IS SACRAD" MY BOTTOM!!
.> 
.> GWEN DIBLEY

.Thank you very much!!! Some sensibility!

Sensibility?  My bottom!  I know several people who are quite
sensible, and you, Mr/Ms La_in03 are not one of them.  Ask Mr. Dr.
Mrs. His Royalness Jos-a-rino Horsethrottler.  He's quite sensible.
I'm most certainly certainly certain that he'll tell you that
sensibility resembles something small and hairless that grows on the
sink when you aren't looking, and then he'll tell you all about the
economic woes of the little people who live in your ear, THEN he'll
define sensibility as the forth worst thing that isn't purple.  You'll
as him how that relates to the size of Hirohito's hat, and he'll that
you just aren't sensible enough to figure that out.  You people are
quite predictible.



Dan aka PIPE DOWN, WILL YA!
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: 100 SNUGGLEBUNNIES on the rampage!!!!!!!!
Date: 16 Nov 92 00:16:26 GMT
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie's message of 13 Nov 92 12:19:42 GMTLines: 21

In article <sprooney.721657182@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

[Dan suddenly pops into existence]

.>Yes, but what's your point?
.Hmmm. I suppose someone has to tell you at some stage. You know
.about the birds and the bees? Well, a person's POINT is... um...

I KNOW!  It's when you tie a lady to your kitchen table and force her
to read Kant!  

.well, it's kinda.. .um....
.Mail Leather or Gina.. I'm sure one of them knows.

Not when *I'm* finished with 'em, they won't!

.OSI,m,mnesiac.

Dan aka I wasn't dead, I just had a near-death out-of-body experience
(I saw myself lying on the ground, the dagger deep in my breast,
wearing black-lace underwear...there *is* a God!)
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester is bragging again....
Date: 18 Nov 92 14:13:57 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <BxwzM0.5LH@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>|>>>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
>>>>|>>>Court Jester aka if you say so.....
>>>>|>>J Seam aak so!
>>>>|>JReste aka grrr.......I want to be an airbourne ranger
>>>>You want to be a fair haired major?
>>>No. I want to be a red-headed stranger
>>You mean you want to own a red-headed stranger
> 
> Yeah....some cute chick on  the side of the road
> hawking the worlds oldest profession....

Geez, Jester, and all this time I thought you wanted me.

> 
> Politics....
> 
>>>>chestnutt aka i'll bet you'ed be cute
>>>Jester aka that is what she said after i HAD her
>>eCcles aka Liar liar pants are on fyre
> Jester aka yeah..after she lit them on fire with desire....
Gina aka the beautifully curvaceous BLONDE wot owns your life
>
From: sgparker@eos.ncsu.edu (SCOTT GRAHAM PARKERSON)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Cats in the Holy Grail
Date: 22 Nov 92 20:49:06 GMT
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos

In article <By3sq9.K07@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>I saw the Holy grail again tonite for the umpteenth time..annd i was
>counting the number of cats in the movie
>
>1) The women beating the cat in the 'bring out yourr dead' scene
>2) The squished cat in the 'knights of the round table" song
>3) The cat tossed by the french taunters
>4) The cat screaming when king author attacks the women by saying "Ni!"
>5) The cat tossed by the french taunters on the island...
>
>any others??
Yeah, I always counted the 'screeching animal sound' that can be heard in
the background as the Knights of the Round Table are in the woods building
the giant wooden rabbit.  It sounds like a cat being shot, or the death
of some other large feline creature.  

>Jester
Scott aka i have no cool pseudonym like he does
-- 
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/* Scott Parkerson:  Sophomore, CSC/COE @ NCSU */
#include <std_quote.h>
From: car-a@minster.york.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: The Deadliest joke in't World
Date: 18 Nov 92 12:16:40 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of York, England

blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:

>Literal translation:
>
>"Hey!  I ordered mustard on this!"
>
>Don't know why this is funny, but you know how it is...

Does that include both the line and the punchline ?



 
Chris Reece.
"...one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, 
unfortunately at times this is unavoidable."
						Douglas Adams
"Relax, no doubt the Universe is unfolding as it should be",
						Evan Dando
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester's Burning song
Date: 18 Nov 92 14:19:13 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <Bxx1Mz.E8I@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> Live from Jester & Eccles mail spool.
> 
> Its The Burn Song
> 
> Burn for youuuuuuuuu
----I know you doooooo
> Burn for me.......Burn us together......majestically
----(I'd have it no other waaaaaay)
> I burn youuuuuu during the daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
> I burn youuuuuuu during the eeeeeevvvveeeeeeeeennnong
> I burn my sister......
> I burn my mother...
> I burn them like no other......
> I burn Gina for being a sl*THUD!*
----Are you insinuating something here?
----The meaning's not quite clear.  
> I burn eccles for singing
> I burn smIno for ringing
> I burn Pag for drinking
> I burn L(l)isa for thinking
> 
> My scansion is atrocious.
> Well, no one said i was a poet......
> 
No, but I am.
> Jester aka what a peon........
Gina aka what did you open?