HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Well done the BBC
Date: 16 Oct 92 02:29:16 GMT
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet attempts to spoil the mood:
>In article <1992Oct14.013153.3675@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet (Yes, it's Gina again) winks suggestively:
>>>In article <1992Oct09.082855.26669@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>> In <1992Oct7.150703.3028@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates:
>>>>>In article <7OCT92.16382994@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>>>> In a previous article, jpo@pfbs.philips.se (James Poole) openly proclaimed
>>>>>> his deep affection for small woodland creatures:
>>>>>And queen Gina contradicts Cardinal Fievel:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Various birthday wishes deleted
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>Toodle-pip
>>>>>>>Reginald Maudlin's Shin
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>>>>>>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>>>>>>>*                                                                      *
>>>>>>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>>>>>>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Now look 'ere, mate...you 'aven't been payin' much attention, 'ave you?
>>>>>> If you 'ad been, yu certainly wouldn't 'ave posted that bleedin' U2
>>>>>> lyric wot's been causin' all the trouble 'round 'ere!
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 			sincerely,
>>>>>> 			Cardinal Fievel
>>>>>> 			of the Spanish Inquisition
>>>>>What trouble? I don't see any trouble here. Are you blind or are you
>>>>>trying to start some trouble? Want to step outside?? 
>>>> 
>>>> Meetch aka I'd *much* rather go upstairs...
>>>Lead the way, but I warn you, I have more endurance than that wey
>>>noodle you've been playing with !!!
>> Oh that thing?  'tis merely a hobby m'luv.  I'm really into black puddings,
>> preferably Spam or lemon curry flavoured.  And I warn you, I *have* had women
>> spontaneously explode at the thought of.. well.. erm... you know.. IT.
>> *nudge wink* I'm saving me energies for later y'know.
>> 
>> Meetch aka On me way up the stairs for some bouncy bouncy.
>Want me to bring my volleyball? We could play catch!
No problem.  Nothing like a good ball-game to warm down after some rather
more physically exhaustive exercise. ;)

>Don't step on that rat!!!!!
Meetch aka Ok... *splat* how 'bout that one then?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: Get the comfy chair !
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 20:19:33 GMT

In article <1992Oct8.153416.21528@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>
>|> >>
>Miles and miles of header dragged outside, shot, and sent to the Russian
>front only to be gobbled up by a rabbit with really big fangs.

That wasn't very nice now was it?

>
>|> >>Excuse me, Fievel, but I want to be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>|> >>are actually very good in the late night hours...
>|> >>
>|> >>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>|> >>I won't get paid, now does it.
>|> >>
>|> >>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely?
>|> >>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina
>|> >
>|> > Will you marry me?
>|> > 		-Fievel
>|>
>|> Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney.
>|> Sure, I'll marry you IF:
>|> 	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay.
>|> 	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
>|> 	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
>|> 	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
>|> 	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
>|> 		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)
>|>
>Quit right and all that but just how good is he on the computer.  Exactly
>what does he have to live up to.
dave smurf me
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Get the comfy chair !
Date: 11 Oct 92 05:04:55 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct8.172058.22686@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>In article <1992Oct7.163801.20818@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>>> In a forthcoming article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet summarizes Proust:
>>>>>>In article <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>>>>> In a previous article, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) 
>>>>>>> foams at the mouth and falls over backwards:
> 
>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
>>>>>>>>James <=== same here
>>>>>>> Well, if you held these views up to a mirror, they'd certainly reflect then,
>>>>>>> wouldn't they?  HA!!  You never thought of that, did you?  Well, You'd better
>>>>>>> think more carefully the next time you write one of those poxy disclaimers, 
>>>>>>> eh?
>>>>>>> 					peace,
>>>>>>> 					Fievel
>>>>>>WEll now. Rat-bashing are we? What if I claimed to be ineligible to
>>>>>>claim the disclaimer that was claimed before I started to claim
>>>>>>disclaimers? What if I made sense every once in a while....
>>>>>>		Love and all that for those who need it....
>>>>>>			Gina
>>>>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>>>>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>>>>> make will be paid.
>>>>> 				piece,
>>>>> 				Fievel
>>>>Excuse me, Fievel, but I wan tto be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>>>>are actually very good in the late night hours...
>>> I used to bash rats until I was able to save up enough money to
>>> buy a mouse-organ.
>>>>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>>>>I won't get paid, now does it.
>>>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>>>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
>>> Mesaj nerak Pisces (actually Aries, but who's counting?)
>>Got a problem with Pisces?!!!? I happen to be a Pisces. Want to
>>reconsider?
> E Jams nerak I have no problem with Pisces (well, except my mother).
> 	Does that mean we're still on?
I, my dear, was never off. **interpret at your own risk**
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: nielsh@hedda.uio.no
Subject: A reflective equilibrium
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Univ. of Oslo, Norway
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 10:14:47 GMT

Did in fact the one fat Christ balance out the two skinny ones, or did the the
two skinny ones balance out the fat one? 


Niels Christian Hervig who now say ekki ekki ptang
Department of Scandinavian Studies and Comparative Literature
Faculty of Arts
The University of Oslo
From: ewagoner@nmt.edu (Eric L. Wagoner)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Election '92 - VOTE BRUCE!!!
Date: 14 Oct 92 20:35:00 GMT
Organization: New Mexico Tech

In article <1992Oct13.100647.1987@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) suggests:
>
>To anyone out there considering voting this year, I have but one thing to say:
>
>Vote for Bruce - he'll not fail you
Here, here, well spoken Bruce!
>
>Phil squig I'm politically neuter
eric spam I am not a crook
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: PCZZ@ibm.rz.tu-clausthal.de (Nick Aust)
Subject: to all
Organization: Rechenzentrum der TU CLAUSTHAL
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:31:08 GMT

 
  M A T T R E S S  !!
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:41:07 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>>kozickk@pell2l11.alleg.edu (Zick) writes:
>>
>>>Please, I know this has been asked before, but can anyone tell me where I  
>>>can find the script to the Holy Grail? Any info would be appreciated.
>>>					Sincerely,
>>>					   Brother Maynard
>>
>>I've told you once...
>No you didn't!
I most certainly did!

>--
>"No, you may not give urine instead of blood ... We have quite
>enough of it without volunteers coming in donating it."
>                                                          Doctor (John Clesse)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Hello????
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 08:01:58 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>(KENNETH CHESTNUTT) roast over an open fire:
>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> |> (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>> |> > (Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>> |> >>(David Bromage) writes:
>> |> >>> 
>> |> >>> Damn, another dead article.
>> |> >>And Gina jokingly replies:
>> |> >>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>> |> > Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>> |> 
>> |> Now Ratty Dahling, don't you know you're the only one of 69 for me? I
>> |> could never leave you!! A wench has to keep her options open, doesn't
>> |> she?
>> |> > 
>> |> 
>> A wench has to keep her what open?  Can you say that on the air?

That's filth! We'll have none of that on here! We've got to think of the
public! Hello, all...
 
>> wondering.
Hoping...

>I can say anything anywhere. Signed, Her majesty aka Gina

The Queen is Watching!

Ratboy aka Watch this, Queenie!
From: s342063@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re:  Time for another thread methinks.
Date: 13 Oct 92 16:15:44 GMT

In item 13307, meetch@DIALix.oz.au writes :

>Meetch aka I got a slug.

Should that be :
Meetch aka I *am* a slug. ?

Bit of a slug balancer are you ?
Careful it doesn't slip and fall into that crevice in the middle of your face...
just under your nose.  <sweet smile>

Kezzle.
aka We are your firing squad.
From: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Song Lyrics
Date: 8 Oct 92 01:15:23 GMT
Reply-To: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet () says:

>In article <1atehmINNcfj@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>> 
>> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet () says:
>> 
>>>In article <1as86kINNa8l@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>>>> 
>>>> Does anyone have the complete lyrics for the Dennis Moore song? I only
>>>> remember the verse that goes, "Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, et cetera, et
>>>> cetera."
>>>> 
>>>> I also need:
>>>> 	Sheet music for the tune played in the background of the Cheese
>>>> 		Shop Sketch
>>>> 	A tin of Spam
>>>> 	The Maltese Falcon
>>>> 	Queen Elizabeth II in a light white wine sauce
>>>> 	A teaspoonful of neutronium
>>>> 	The naughty bits of a lady
>>>> 
>>>> that is, if it's not too much trouble.
>>>> 
>>>> Vermin ralph with a bag of things
>>>Well ralph, what's in the bag? 
>>>Do ladies have naughty bits? 
>>>Where? 
>>>when? how much? how long? at what price?
>>>
>> 
>> Well then, it looks like you need a course in "How to Recognize Parts of
>> the Body."  Come on over to my place and I'll instruct you personally...
>> 
>> Vermin wang Number seventeen...the larch
>
>Gina says ( and I quote) "I'm a liittle tied up at the moment; why
>don't you come to my place and teach me." (unquote.)
>
Right. I'll be emailing myself right there, then.  Or do you have a fax?

Vermin wang Isn't it awfully nice to have a...larch
From: wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Terry Jones in YIJC
Date: 13 Oct 92 01:00:42 GMT
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando

I see this group is still full of crap. Well, here's something new: I was
watching the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles and I saw Terry Jones in the
pre-show credits. I didn't think anything of it, but it was the same Terry
Jones from MPFC (or he has a twin!). He played some (Spanish?) spy. Not a huge
role, but he was in all of the story.

And now for something completely the same...(time to hit the 'u' key again)...

Tom
From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (azeena)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Please Help
Date: 9 Oct 92 15:54:38 GMT

In article <sprooney.718531043@unix1.tcd.ie>  writes:
> 
> >              Please answer these 9 questions and return.
> 
> >1.) Do you think equal rights for men and women is generally a good  
idea?
> >Yes                  [ ]
> >Sometimes            [ ]
> >No                   [ ]
> >Haven't heard enough [ ]
> >Other                [x] Others should have Equal rites too!

ya like spam.

> >2.) Are you pro choice?
> >Yes                  [ ]
> >Sometimes            [ ]
> >No                   [x] No.. i'm only an amateur.
> >Haven't heard enough [ ]
> >Other                [ ]

 
> >3.) Are you in favor of adoption?
> >Yes                  [x] Well it's easier than bringing up your own  
6-year-old.
> >Sometimes            [ ]
> >No                   [ ]
> >Haven't heard enough [ ]
> >Other                [ ]

Ya that way when you are in the grocery store and the little child cries I  
want, I want, you can go around saying "that's not my kid".

> >4.) Do you think men should be allowed to legally terminate their  
parental rights and responsibilities before fetal viability?
> >Yes                  [ ]
> >Sometimes            [ ]
> >No                   [ ]
> >Haven't heard enough [ ]
> >Other                [x] I think men should be able to terminate
>                             both parents, and foetis.
 
Well what about women being able to terminate their parents?

> >5.) What sex are you?
> >Male               [ ]
> >Female             [ ]
> Other.
> 
> >6.) How old are you?
> >Under 18           [ ]
> >19 to 65           [ ]
> >Over 65            [ ]
> What's the second one again?
> 
> >7.) What religion are you?
> >Protestant         [ ]
> >Catholic           [ ]
> >Jewish             [ ]
> >Other              [x] MNSioist.
> 
> >8.) What political party are you affiliated with?
> >Democratic         [ ]
> >Republican         [ ]
> >Other              [x] Fine Geal.
 

> >9.) How many years of education have you completed?
> >Grade School       [x]
> >High School        [ ]
> >College            [ ]
> >More               [x] ie. More than grade school.
> 
> 

azeena squig this was cute.
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Polystyrene, and I'm not going to interview you
Date: 15 Oct 92 13:42:18 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

In article <3610@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>In article <sprooney.718977356@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>|>Who is, by the way, a candidate for PRESIDENT OF A.F.M-P.!!!!!!
>|But that's Jos!
>
HEY! THIS GUY STOLE MY THREAD!!!! I posted this as a campaign promo
for my (hopeful) ascendency to the Presidency (or perhaps some cushy
cabinet job, with a nymphomaniac secretary and an assistant named
Ferdnand) of the A.F.M-P.!!!
Do we stand for this kind of blatant pig-ignorance?!? NO, I say!

Anyway, VOTE FOR SAINT!  I've won Wimbledon, you know!

(just thought I'd bring this to your attention)

Paid for by the SAINT for President campaign. Arthur Pewty, treasurer.


>Yes, you can vote for me by sending me a self addressed and stamped
>herring after yelling naughty words to your aunt Muriel. Or, as an
>alternative offer, you can stand on one leg in a Norwegian grocery
>store imitaing a dead flamingo. If you vote for me, I promise not
>to mention these two dead vicars you've got in your basement, hanging
>upside down ... erm ...
>
>						 O/    \O     \O/
>                                                <|/    \|\     |
>Jos aka I used to be three ballet dancers ----> /`      '\    /"\
From: djohnson@hecate.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Morning Menu!
Date: 17 Oct 92 02:15:57 GMT
 ster.edu><1992Oct14.151353.3172@wkuvx1.bitnet><1992Oct15.063437.5159@tamsun.tamu.edu>
Organization: People Named Chuck Anonymous
In-reply-to: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu's message of Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:34:37 GMTLines: 48

In article <1992Oct15.063437.5159@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
.goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
.>(James Willer) writes:
.>> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) does his fine impression of Dr. Gumby:
.>>>(James Willer) squawks: 
.>>>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
.>>>>>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
.>>>>>>(David Bromage) writes:
.>>>>>>> 
.>>>>>>> Damn, another dead article.
.>>>>>>And Gina jokingly replies:
.>>>>>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
.>>>>>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
.>>>>Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
.>>>Ratboy <== has a lot of rat in him...
.>> E Jams <=== I'd like spam, bacon, eggs, sausage and rat. That's not
.>> 	got *much* rat in it ...
.>I like lots of rat, though. Sorry. For every meal . Very sorry.
.Oooooooohhhh YES!

.Ratboy aka Boy, this sexual connotation stuff is contagious...hope it's
..not fatal...gotta at least see how the end turns out...I mean, what's
..it all about? What's the meaning of life? What's for dinner? Lemon curry?
..Well why didn't you say so? I mean, I just looooove lemon curry because
..I once had this hamster, you see, named Huey...yea...just like the
..Viking...and he had this bad leg, so I put him into the night the
..beast did crawl all the way to the other end of the street where I saw
..Gina that time doing a *fine* imitation of "The Naughty Bits of Hubert
..Humphrey" with only one leg and only half a chicken so I said to her
.."Hey there! Quit that before you hurt yourself!" but she ignored my little
..before eight, dear, when I was supposed to be watching that show what
..was on the mollusk of summat, but you know I can't keep awake since
..those parrots moved in next door squawking all night and pining for
..the fjords in their screechy voices and chittering about "Oh, they don't
..make it properly here, do they?" and shouting about how Gina should be
..running the country...I mean, where's the sport? Where's the adventure?
..It's only a mosquito, I told them...but did they listen? Nooooooooo...
..They voted for Jester anyway, knowing full well that he only went once
..in his life and even *then* was questionable..I mean, did you ever see
..*anyone* jump around like that and live? Not me. Not even when Simon
..poked him in the bum with that penguin that had three buttocks what he
..got from David at the rummage sale and what is a rummage anyway? I never
..seen one...never seen a dustbin either, although I heard they have very nice
..Bishops there...and even a slug or two. (Mrs.)

.*sigh* 

Dan aka What Hmm??  I wasn't listening.
From: jpo@pfbs.philips.se (James Poole)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Well done the BBC
Date: 6 Oct 92 10:37:00 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment BCFI AB, Sweden

The date : October 5th 1969
The event: The first ever showing of Monty Pythons Flying Circus on the BBC.

Huge crowds of Vikings, (this is Sweden!), join in with the assembled masses
and sing Happy Birthday to the team.

Happy Birthday John, Eric, Terry, Graham (RIP), Terry, Micheal et al.

PS. I have no idea why the Comfy Chair posting went AWOL ?
PPS. Did someone say "The Comfy Chair"?

It's at times like these when we should sink to our knees and praise the
almighty BBC for its wonders.....Not !

Toodle-pip
Reginald Maudlin's Shin

 **********************************************************************
* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
* organisation or person except my own.                                *
*                                                                      *
* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
 **********************************************************************
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: VOTE FOR SAINT!!!!!!!
Date: 12 Oct 92 14:01:37 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

Hear! Hear!
I'll vote for Saint - he's got to be better for the country than Mr. Neutron
(regardless of whether he married Mrs. Scum).

Besides, he's always been a perfect gentleman and, what's more, he knows
how to treat a female impersonator!

Saint for President of A.F.M-P.!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Please Help
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 07:57:23 GMT


>              Please answer these 9 questions and return.

>1.) Do you think equal rights for men and women is generally a good idea?
>Yes                  [ ]
>Sometimes            [ ]
>No                   [ ]
>Haven't heard enough [ ]
>Other                [x] Others should have Equal rites too!

>2.) Are you pro choice?
>Yes                  [ ]
>Sometimes            [ ]
>No                   [x] No.. i'm only an amateur.
>Haven't heard enough [ ]
>Other                [ ]

>3.) Are you in favor of adoption?
>Yes                  [x] Well it's easier than bringing up your own 6-year-old.
>Sometimes            [ ]
>No                   [ ]
>Haven't heard enough [ ]
>Other                [ ]

>4.) Do you think men should be allowed to legally terminate their parental
>rights and responsibilities before fetal viability?
>Yes                  [ ]
>Sometimes            [ ]
>No                   [ ]
>Haven't heard enough [ ]
>Other                [x] I think men should be able to terminate
                            both parents, and foetis.

>5.) What sex are you?
>Male               [ ]
>Female             [ ]
Other.

>6.) How old are you?
>Under 18           [ ]
>19 to 65           [ ]
>Over 65            [ ]
What's the second one again?

>7.) What religion are you?
>Protestant         [ ]
>Catholic           [ ]
>Jewish             [ ]
>Other              [x] MNSioist.

>8.) What political party are you affiliated with?
>Democratic         [ ]
>Republican         [ ]
>Other              [x] Fine Geal.

>9.) How many years of education have you completed?
>Grade School       [x]
>High School        [ ]
>College            [ ]
>More               [x] ie. More than grade school.


MNSio
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: VOTE FOR SAINT!!!!!!!! (He's not an accountant.)
Date: 16 Oct 92 14:04:01 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

Well, the rat ... umm, I mean, CAT ... is out of the bag. They forced me!
I didn't want to drag this out into the open, but my campaign staff
has discovered irrefutable proof that Ratboy is not only a transvestite
and a vole-molester, but during the Persian Gulf War, he mailed 11,000
postcards to Iraqi troops ""inviting them 'round to his place for a 
bit of fun."

Is this the kind of naughty, spotted, blinkered philistine you want 
running YOUR fan.net? I think not!

VOTE FOR SAINT!! 

He's clean, honest and not in any way connected to the Minister of
Electrolysis or the Farmers' Poisoning Society.

Well, not directly anyway.
(This isn't being filmed, is it?)

Nigel! Super to see you!!!!