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From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
Subject: Re: Maybe we won't miss Dan so much...
Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 15:09:50 GMT

In article <BxI33H.JzH@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, asurpren@silver.ucs.indiana.edu 
(aimee surprenant) writes:
|> Hey, did you hear that Al and Tipper got lost in the woods 
|> in Virginia yesterday?
|> 
|> Maybe we won't miss Dan so much!
|> 
|> -Aimee


  Sounds like we have a new rejoinder along the lines of "Is the Pope
  Catholic?":

          "Does Tipper Gore shit in the woods?"



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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: rdosser@UTKUX1.UTK.EDU (rdosser)
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Organization: Fat Jack's New Age Think Tank and Weenie Hut 
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 20:25:48 GMT

In article <TaF1TB1w165w@mintir.new-orleans.la.us> elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley) writes:
>ronnie@cisco.com (Ronnie B. Kon) writes:
>
>> My bet for '96: Quayle/Kassenbaum.  Not willing to bet too much on the VP
>> selection, but I'm willing to bet a fair amount that Our Man Dan will be
>> the nominee.  He's spent four years doing favors for Republicans all over
>> the country, and they all owe him.  Also, his concession speech will be
>> remembered as extremely gracious and poised.
>>
>> At least we'll have him back for a few months in '96 (and god forbid any
>> longer).
>>
>
>Your idea for a ticket has merit.  Unfortunately, it assumes that Quayle and
>the more moderate factions of the GOP can wrest control of the party from the
>Radical Religious Right.  Of course, we can always start up
>alt.fan.radical.reilgious.right if they maintain control or form their own
>political party...
>
>
>
>|Edward J. Branley         elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us|
>|Seashell Software, Metairie, LA            +1-504-455-5087|

Quayle a moderate? By whose standard, Mussolini's?
Without the extreme Radical Religious Right and its allies, he'd have
almost no support from anyone. Let's face it, Dannoe is practically 
the poster boy for right wing nutzis in this country.

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From: xmodem@Blue.Kludge.COM (Xmodem)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Dan Quayle?  
Date: Mon, 09 Nov 92 13:19:30 PST
Organization: 'Lectrick Blue!, Moraga CA

Anybody have any news about what he's doing now that he's no longer gonna 
be Vice President.  Can't really imagina he'd win race as a senator or 
anything.  I'm depressed.  Or maybe not.
From: erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: 50 Years From Now...
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 09:31:07 PDT
Organization: Reigning Cats and Dogs
Reply-To: erics@infoserv.com
X-Mailer: uAccess - Macintosh Release: 1.6v1


Kurt Ludwick <KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann) says:

> >So, should Mr. Switzer's prognostications be (ha!) accurate,
> >what scenario do you think would ensure this?  Consider...

> >President Clinton struggles with the economy.
> >It stays broken.
> >He tries more and more fixes.
>                         ^^^^^   You misspelled "taxes." Otherwise, correct.
> >It stays broken.
> >.....

> >Jack Kemp enters the race for '96.
> >He's leading.
> >The Republicans are unified and happy.

> ...and Kemp wins in '96 like Clinton in '92 (except with >50% of the vote).
> 
> I think this will play out pretty well (with the appropriate deletions &
> corrections, which I've taken care of).

Keep dreaming, Kurt. You think Kemp's going to be able to mount an effective
campaign when he has to somehow defend trickle-down economics plus fight off
the Buchanan/Robertson wing of the GOP?

And if Clinton doesn't show progress on the economy, it's not the Republicans
he'll have to worry about, it'll be Perot and his fanatic followers. Then
the country will *really* be in trouble.

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From: erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Integrity
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 09:17:09 PDT
Organization: Reigning Cats and Dogs
Reply-To: erics@infoserv.com
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carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson) writes:

> 	I guess people aren't ready for a man with integrity in public
> office. Dan Quayle will go down in history as a man who didn't sell out his
> convictions for special interest. It seems that people aren't ready for that,
> hence the election of Bill Clinton.

In case you didn't notice, the election was not between Clinton and
Quayle. I see you didn't once mention George Bush in your post. With
the record Republican administrations have piled up in the last 12 years,
they have absolutely no business questioning anybody else's integrity.
Never in history have so many high-ranking government officials been
convicted of criminal activities. And we should have a few more, unless
Bush pardons all his Iran-Contra cronies before he leaves office.

-----
Eric Smith
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From: garrett@Ingres.COM (WE'RE ONLY HERE BECAUSE WE'RE NOT ALL HERE)
Subject: Re: Integrity
Summary: Just kidding  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 12 Nov 92 05:29:53 GMT

In article <carlson.721539119@cwis>, carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson)                 writes...
>	Charles Dickens spelled potato with an 'e' on the end.
> 
>	I guess people aren't ready for a man with integrity in public
>office. Dan Quayle will go down in history as a man who didn't sell out his
>convictions for special interest. It seems that people aren't ready for that,
>hence the election of Bill Clinton.
> 
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! hehehehe <snicker> Hey that's pretty good. Huh?
You were serious? In that case..
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH!

>brian d carlson
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: dbrooks@osf.org (David Brooks)
Subject: Re: at the risk of sounding repetitive...
Followup-To: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Reply-To: dbrooks@osf.org (David Brooks)
Organization: Open Software Foundation
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 16:11:46 GMT

olt@elwood.isgs.uiuc.edu (Scott Olt) writes:
>>>Robert Davis, WASP-thang, spews:
>>>> My ancestors were amongst this nation's founding fathers.  You leave...
>
>That's quite all right...some of us whose ancestors were here *long*
>before Mr. Davis' ancestors invented Republicans think he's pretty much
>full of shit, too.

If I may be permitted a swipe at this dead horse, before the carcase rots
away completely: I have been here since 1983, and my *future* is as much
invested in this country as either of you.  Maybe moreso, as I happen to
live with three rather bright, politically aware teenagers.

What was the original issue, anyway?  "at the risk of sounding
repetitive...".  Oh, sorry.
-- 
David Brooks					dbrooks@osf.org
Open Software Foundation			uunet!osf.org!dbrooks
Shall I eat a peach?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: toddwall@rock.concert.net (R. Todd Wall -- Catholic Diocese of Raleigh -- Computer Services)
Subject: Re: All I have to say
Organization: CONCERT-CONNECT -- Public Access UNIX
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 22:53:02 GMT

In article <1992Nov04.163214.33268@ux1.cts.eiu.edu> cfthb@ux1.cts.eiu.edu (Howard Black) writes:
>
>    In the meantime, you can emulate Dandroid's spelling adroitness.
>

	#1 - In my previous article I DID type "too", noise on my phone line
knocked it out.
	#2 - In a campaign which supposedly professed a desire toward keeping
to the issues, it seems very petty that you would complain about an 
insignificant little thing as that.  Seems a bit insensitive to me.
	#3 - Speaking of insensitive, I thought us Conservatives were the
only violators of that.  I guess you liberals aren't so perfect after all.
-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.tv.tiny-toon
From: bell@cs.tamu.edu (Will Bell)
Subject: Re: Animated Dan Quayle sighting
Keywords: Dan Quayle Washingtoon Tiny Toon
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 17:03:06 GMT

In article <jberger.36.0@novell.com> jberger@novell.com (John Berger) writes:
>
>3.  Is JDQ really a toon (this would explain how he can make all of these
>gaffes, get flamed for spelling, and still keep grinning)?

John!  That's it!  The answer!  QUAYLE'S A TOON!!!!!!!!!  There can be 
no other explanation.


WBB
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.elections,alt.politics.clinton
From: gbrown@Elroy.UH.EDU (G. Brown)
Subject: Re: Remember ...
Reply-To: gbrown@Elroy.UH.EDU
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 06:48:29 GMT

In article <1992Nov13.052845.10748@ncsu.edu>, wglee@eceris.ece.ncsu.edu (William Gary Lee) writes:
>In article <1992Nov09.214315.24759@ux1.cts.eiu.edu> cfthb@ux1.cts.eiu.edu (Howard Black) writes:
>>
>>    Somehow, I'm more comfortable with Gore thinking that leopards have
>>stripes than with Danny-boy thinking that Mars has canals with water in
>>them.
>>
>
>Did DQ really say that? I'd like to have that quote for my collection
>if anyone knows the source. Seems a strange comment for chairman (?)
>of the National Space Council to make....even for Mr. Potatoe Head.
>
>gary
Where have you been, Gary, on Mars?  The quotation in question is one of the
most infamous in the almost endless list of our boy's silly sayings--and in its
entirety, it is much more bizarre and hilarious than the fragment about which
you are inquiring.  In a speech of 11 August 1989, Danbo provided the following
rationale for a manned mission to Mars:

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit.  Mars is somewhat the same distance
from the sun, which is very important.  We have seen pictures where there are
canals, we believe, and water.  If there is water, that means there is oxygen. 
If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

I know, I know--you don't even have to say it.  *Unbelievable*, right?
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From: cka52397@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Slartibartfast)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: 50 Years From Now...
Date: 13 Nov 92 09:45:13 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

In article <92317.214020KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> Kurt Ludwick <KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>In article <BxLH1M.7n7@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, cka52397@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
>(Slartibartfast) says:
>
>>        Worked?  REAL GNP decreased 24% between 1980 -1990.  I am sure that
>>it didn't decrease that much in two years of a Bush Adm. since his tax raise
>>was in late 1990 or 1991.  BTW, figures are from Office of Management and
>>Budget.
>
>Sorry, but I don't believe this figure.  Not only does it make no sense
>(considering the great economy in the mid- to late- 80's), but we would
>have heard a lot more about that if it were true.  I never heard Clinton
>mention a _fall_ (!) in Real GNP during the 80's.  It just is not true.
>
	I received them during a lecture in my economics class.  Anyway, I
said REAL GNP, accounting for inflation.  It is entirely possible for 
nominal GNP to rise and real to fall.  I will try to get a verification of the
numbers, if you want them, email me, Kurt.  
-- 
"You Poor Take Courage, You Rich Take Care, This Earth Was Made A Common Treas-
ury For Everyone To Share." <-- Billy Bragg "The World Turned Upside Down"
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From: popec@unkaphaed.UUCP (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Bush eats it!
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 92 20:43:04 GMT
Organization: Wireless Broadcasting Guild, Houston, Texas

Kurt Ludwick <KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

> In article <JuaPTB3w165w@unkaphaed.UUCP>, popec@unkaphaed.UUCP (William C.
> Barwell) says:
> 
> Here are two entirely contradictory statements:
> 
> >Now America has a fighting chance.
> >Tax the churches.
> 
> ------------
> Kurt Ludwick
> ------------

Explain please how these are "contradictory"?  
Tax the Churches
Tax the Republicans
Tax the wealthy
Close the loopholes
Cut the pork
Stop the waste
and so on

Remember I am the official Subgenius Pope Of Houston, the world's first 
industrial chuch.  We did not apply for tax exemption because we are 
opposed to indirectly having the American Public subsidize our religous 
beliefs.  If it is good enoug for my Church, It's good enough for thge 
others.  We are simply setting an example, you see.  What's good enough 
for the only true religion should be good enough for the other lesser 
cults.

"I robbed the banks because that is where the money is".  Willie Sutton


Pope Charles   Subgenius pope Of Houston  The Only True Religion!

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From: p00168@psilink.com (James F. Tims)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: spelling in this newsgroup (was Re: ignore)
Date: 5 Nov 92 18:09:02 GMT
Organization: Semper Excelsior
X-Mailer: PSILink (3.2)

>DATE:   Wed, 4 Nov 1992 19:32:48 GMT
>FROM:   Keith Lim <chil@fraser.sfu.ca>
>
>awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells) writes:
>
>>Hasta La Vista, George!
>>Adios, Danoe!
>>Chow, a.f.d-q!
> ^^^^
>In this newsgroup in particular, you should be careful how you spell words.
>
>-- 
> Keith_Lim@sfu.ca   Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada

It'll be a spell before we see the likes of this newsgroup again, fer shurr.
I just hope we don't get so desperate that we start pickin' on Gerald
Ford again. 8^(


-- 
jim tims 
"And if you're a miner, when you're too tired and old and sick and stupid
to do your job properly, you have to go, whereas just the opposite applies
with the judges."  Beyond the Fringe
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (It's not what you got, it's what you give)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: seconding the motion....
Summary: Quayle in '94
Date: 6 Nov 92 01:33:32 GMT
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

In article <MICHAEL.92Nov5152535@albert.bu.edu>, michael@albert.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)                    writes...
>Of course we're going to see Quayle make a go in '96-
>his '94 remark was just alluding to the fact that it should
>take him about 2 years before the election to completely whitewash his
>image. Of course, with us around, perhaps not so many will forget.
> 
I think you are giving him too much credit.

>In any case, when it comes to the '96 race, I'd feel confident that
>everyone else eyeing the White House in the rep. primaries will wipe
>jdq out. Keep an eye on Gov. Pete Wilson and Gov. Bill Weld- they're
>the strongest rep's with the weakest ties to Reagan/Bush/Quayle.

Gov. Wilson is about as popular as herpies in Calif. right now.

>With any luck, the rep's defeat will cause them to reform the party,
>hopefully ridding themselves of the Christian Jihad movement- just
>as the defeat of Mondale and Dukakis caused the dem's to reform to a
>more moderate stance.

It might take more than one defeat to do that. Remember that the Demo
candidate in '84 was more liberal than the one in '80. If the moderates
in the Repub party can't kick out the Christian movement then we might
see Buchanan or Robertson going against Clinton in '96. (That is if 
Dannikins doesn't win in '94) 
> 
>Ciao,
>Chaplin.

>Michael A. Chaplin           If you want *their* opinions, ask *them*.
>michael@albert.bu.edu
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From: erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Aren't we forgetting something?
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 09:14:45 PDT
Organization: Reigning Cats and Dogs
Reply-To: erics@infoserv.com
X-Mailer: uAccess - Macintosh Release: 1.6v1


elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley) writes:

> erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith) writes:

> > I see the smiley, but I just want to say that I think the check-bouncing
> > thing is a straw dog. The House bank was set up to allow overdrafts,
> > which would be repaid out of subsequent paychecks. That was the way
> > the system was set up, and it may have been a bad system, but I don't
> > fault any Congressperson for taking advantage of it. Most people would.
> > Those records were also intended to be kept secret but they were leaked
> > by people for political gain.

> That the whole thing was exposed for political gain, I can't disagree.
> However, the power structure in the House deserved to have the whistle blown on
> them.  Foley is a class-A boob, in no uncertain terms.  Besides, 'taking
> advantage' of a system is one thing, but the extent to which Boxer and others
> 'took advantage' of the system indicates behavior bordering on deliberate
> intent to defraud.

I disagree that it was intent to defraud, but even if it were, compared
to the way that Republican administrations have been defrauding the country
for the last twelve years it was pretty damn minor.

-----
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From: rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis)
Subject: Re: seconding the motion....
Organization: HAC - Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 02:39:52 GMT

In article <BxF5yw.Iyt@news.cso.uiuc.edu> cka52397@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Slartibartfast) writes:
>In article <1992Nov8.180633.23395@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu> rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
>> 
>>********************************************************************
>>WARNING: The above comments have been rated C (Conservative) and 
>>may offend the politically correct because the above comments
>>tell it like it really is. 
>>*********************************************************************
>
>SHUT UP!  YOU LOST GO BACK UNDER THE ROCK FROM WHICH YOU CRAWLED.  Just a
>reminder from your friends in Annapolis!

What's this, do I detect a bit of a threat?

At least your brilliant reply proves me to be correct about the following:

The American far-left-wing-liberal's definition of Freedom of Speech is
that only those who agree with far-left-wing liberals, and the politically
correct crowd, have the right to free speech.  Their little psyches get
hurt when someone says something that they don't like and they just can't
tolerate it.  What a pity.  :-)  

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: rhodesia@wixer.cactus.org (Felix S. Gallo)
Subject: Re: at the risk of sounding repetitive...
Organization: Real/Time Communications
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 22:46:20 GMT

rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) writes:
>
>Unfortunately, Billy Boy & Gorey Al  won the election even though the people 
>did select President Bush and VP Quayle via the popular vote.  [...]

Psst, hate to tell you, but President-Elect Clinton won the popular vote,
too.  Try getting out of the house.

>What a sad
>time in history for America and the world this is.  Worse yet, Hillary will
>also inhabit the White House (soon to become the Red House) and give Slick
>Willie orders as to how he should run the nation.

Psst, hate to tell you, but Communism doesn't even exist any more as an
organized opposition to Democracy.  And even Bush stopped the red-baiting
when he realized people just aren't that dumb any more.

>>may the best candidate win...
>
>He did, but he still lost. :-(  

Psst, hate to tell you, but Bush was thrown out by a clear majority of
those voting, including many Republicans.  I hope you're able to get over
this soon.

>America: prepare to impeach Hillwilly & Al before it's too late!

I have a better idea.  Why don't all you arrogant, idiotic republicans
who have been preaching "america, love it or leave it" for the last
three administrations stop being so hypocritical and help the rest of
us out here?  We are also Americans.  We chose Clinton.  Help out the
country or get the hell out of the way.

>-- 
>Robert D. Davis            |  VAX/VMS is a text-only adventure game.  If       
>rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu  !  you win, you get to use UNIX.  If you fail, 
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells)
Subject: Re: at the risk of sounding repetitive...
Followup-To: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Summary: ignore
Keywords: Flame, attraction of moths to
Organization: Northeastern University
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 16:29:46 GMT

In article <1992Nov6.060050.14746@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>, 
rdavis@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Robert Davis) intones:

> America stay tuned as the Democratic Movie Channel, experimenting with
> virtual reality, presents the sequel to "The Invasion of the Income 
> Snatchers: the Carter Years".  Yes, they proudly now present "The
> Invasion of the Income Snatchers, the Sequel: the Clinton Years".
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Well, just who is robbing whom?  Take any notice of income
redistribution figures (upward) for the last 12 years?





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