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From: jdare@math.rutgers.edu (James Dare)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Date: 28 Aug 92 00:36:33 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1992Aug19.152935.4230@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu> bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church) writes:

> In article <Bt4uAE.LB1@news.larc.nasa.gov> avik@icase.edu (Avik Banerjee) writes:
> >In article <1992Aug14.221158.5152@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu>, bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church) writes:
> >>In article <1992Aug13.191743.19600@infonode.ingr.com> wilsonk@infonode.ingr.com (Keith Wilson) writes:
> >>>Taxi Cab Drivers
> >>>Prison Reform
> >>>Government Subsidies
> >>>Foriegn Imports
> >>>Strip Mining
> >>>System Manager
> >>
> >>Bosnian Cease-Fire
> >>
> >
> >Christian Science
> 
> Country-Western music
Conservative Think-Tank :-)


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: Re: She's so Fat...
Reply-To: jota@mujave.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins)
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 16:06:24 GMT

	She's so fat she travels home it two buses.

----
 joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.UUCP
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered... we seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnson@ssvax1.ssd.loral.com (Christopher Johnson)
Subject: Re: American joke (Re: Polack joke ?)
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Space Systems/LORAL
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 22:09:48 GMT

In article <1992Aug24.231533.26201@m.cs.uiuc.edu>, chai@m.cs.uiuc.edu (Ian
Chai) wrote:
> 
> eddie@marmite.UK.Sun.COM (Eddie Krupa - Sun EHQ - IR Contractor) writes:
> >PS..anyone know any good American jokes..? ( Just kidding..!  ;-)     )
> 
> Ooh, ooh! I can't resist!
> 
> Jan:	What do you call someone who can speak 3 languages?
> Jean:	Trilingual.
> Jan:	What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages?
> Jean:	Bilingual.
> Jan:	What do you call someone who can speak only 1 language?
> Jean:	An American.
> 
> 8-)
> 
> (But seriously, of course I know many bilingual and even trilingual
>  Americans... Actually, one fellow I know speaks both better German
>  *and* better Mandarin than I.)

I remember many years ago MAD magazine ran "American Jokes told in Poland".

Does anyone have this avaliable?

The only joke I remember is:

Q: How do you know when it's midnight at an american airport?

A: The 3:00 flight is leaving.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: news@tamsun.tamu.edu (Read News)
Subject: BOFH HH
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 17:16:35 GMT

Can some one e-mail me the BOFH 

cgl5564@tamuts.tamu.edu
Chris
Thanx
From: 11srust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Our wonderful Congress on the job
Summary: Mark Russell tonight!
Date: 26 Aug 92 17:40:16 GMT
Organization: Gallaudet University English Dept

In article <1992Aug22.221000.3241@ducvax.auburn.edu>, kenneth@ducvax.auburn.edu writes:
> This is from memory, so the details may not be correct, but the jist of it
> is.
> 
> A few years ago, I was watching PBS (I think it was) and there was a
> politcal satirist on (Mark Russell I think is his name but I may be way off).
> He was talking about the war on pornography and the Congress.  He said that
> on thing they were going to do was to remove funding for the Library of 
> Congress for having Braille editions of Playboy and Penthouse.  This was
> pretty funny.  He goes, "What to do about pornography in this country?
> TAKE IT AWAY FROM BLIND PEOPLE! What a great idea!"  More evidence of our
> wonderful legislators workiing to protect us.  He went on to point out that
> these are the ONLY people who actually _read the articles_.
> 
> Ken
-- 
	Yeah, that was Russell alright. Not to get away from your original
meaning, but tonight on PBS  (Wednesday, Aug. 26) Mark Russell will be on
at 8:00 (at least in Maryland) and they have been running his old shows
concerning elections past ('76, '80, '84, '88) . I believe tonights program is
a new one, though.


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From: bobp@cherise.UUCP (Robert Parkinson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Tom Swifties
Date: 27 Aug 92 00:40:12 GMT
Reply-To: bobp@cherise.UUCP (Robert Parkinson)
Organization: S&R Software, Incorporated

In article <714807912.4@ttlg.ttlg.UUCP> Monroe.Thomas@ttlg.UUCP (Monroe Thomas) writes:
>OK... I deign to share a portion of my infamous Tom Swifty
>file:

>More upon request...

Post 'em!
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From: daves@comp.lancs.ac.uk (Dave Stow)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: MIPS
Date: 4 Sep 92 08:10:13 GMT
Organization: Department of Computing at Lancaster University, UK.

Could someone mail me the list of the meanings of MIPS???

Please!

(Ta very much)
Dave

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: m23401@mitre.org 
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: The MITRE Corporation
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 17:37:36 GMT

Why didn't Jesus get into medical school?

He got nailed on his boards.
From: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Groucho Marx?!
Date: 3 Sep 92 15:04:47 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <37586@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> kprashan@sdcc3.ucsd.edu (hyderabadi) writes:
>
>
>Well.. I was feeling kind of bored yesterday night and put on the
>idiot-box. Lo and behold, I see Groucho singing "Lydia O'Lydia" as
>only Groucho can. It was a segment done in 1977 (the year Groucho
>died) on ABC's World News Now. Then followed some hilarious dialogue
>by Groucho on anything and everything. 
>
>Which brings me to my point. Is there any collection of his quotes
>lying anywhere in some old dirs. If not, why not start one.. with
>
>"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
>
>             -- Groucho on "You bet your life"
>
> 
>Any more?
>
>
>_______________________________________________________
>| Prashanth                    |                      |
>| U. of California @ San Diego | prash@raman.ucsd.edu |
>#######################################################

Remember men your fighting for the ladies honour; which is probably
more than she ever did.

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From: lea00@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Larry Akers)
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 19:11:24 GMT
Subject: Re: 50 in a 35
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Loveland, CO
Newsgroups: rec.humor

In rec.humor, pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:

    fred@dickens.com (Fred R Stearns) writes:

    >This morning, my wife received her first moving violation.

    I'd heard she'd been movingly violated many times...

    -- 
    Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
    (This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
    I used to homebrew computers, now I homebrew beer.  Is this progress


My brothers favorite line is:  She used to make me homebrew, now
shw makes me liquor... (lick her)

LA...  LA...  LA...  LA...  LA...  Later,,,  Larry Akers...
From: mehdizadeh@asl.slb.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Aggie Jokes
Date: 31 Aug 92 17:05:08 GMT
Reply-To: mehdizadeh@asl.slb.com
Organization: Schlumberger/Anadrill Sugar Land, TX

Did you hear about the Aggie that...

lost his girlfriend because he forgot where he laid her.

thought that asphalt was rectum trouble

called his girlfriend tapioca because she could be made in minute

thought his typewriter was pregnant because it missed a period

thought that "no kidding" meant some form of birth control

thought that peter pan was something for under the bed

thought that "moby dick" was a veneral disease

thought that a sanitary belt was a drink from clean shot glass

smelled good only on the right side because he couldn't find the left guard

wore union pants because his wife was having labor pains

studied 5 days for a urine test

went to the out house, put one leg in each hole and shit his pants

thought a mushroom was a place to kiss

was in the indy 500 and had 6 pit stops, 1 for gas and 6 for directions

put 75 holes in his face?...he was learning to eat with a fork

Just remember I didn't write all these......
From: lipscomb@lonestar.utsa.edu (David S. Lipscomb)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ha 9
Date: 1 Sep 92 13:51:16 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

This was taken from 'THE NON-VIOLENT MAD' 1972.  Written by Larry Siegel.
                       THE MAD AIR TRAVEL PRIMER

                              CHAPTER NINE
                       THE DISTRAUGHT RELATIVE

See the anxious lady.
See how worried she is.
See how she paces up and down.
See how she wrings he hands.
Why is the lady so upset?
Her husband ,is on an airline flight.
And there is no telling what can happen.
Oh, oh! The telephone is ringing.
Ring, ring, ring.
The lady has just received the news that she has been dreading.
Her husband's plane has landed safely.
From: bramble@bcarhab.bnr.ca (Daniel Zlatin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 31 Aug 92 21:16:00 GMT
Organization: Bell-Northern Research

In article <1992Aug31.173736.13825@linus.mitre.org>, m23401@mitre.org writes:
>Why didn't Jesus get into medical school?
>
>He got nailed on his boards.

Why was Jesus a bad hockey player...
He always got nailed TO the boards.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
From: rivero@mdcbbs.com
Date: 2 Sep 92 16:50:15 GMT
Organization: Electronic Data Systems, Unigraphics Division, Cypress CA
Nntp-Posting-User: rivero

In article <29Aug92170346@miracle.com>, phil@miracle.com (Phil Hill) writes:
> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>>
>>"Jesus is hanging on the cross and down below at the bottom
>>of the hill, Peter is mourning the loss of their saviour and leader.
>>Suddenly he hears a faint voice calling to him..."Peter....Peter"
>>and he turns and starts to run up the hill toward Jesus on the cross.
>>Before he can get to the top the Roman soldiers shew him away and,
>>dejected, he goes back down the hill."
>>
>>
>>I was exactly referring to filth like this, anyone that can post
>>a joke like this, I know that the person has no morals, and is
>>willing to do anything to make a hit. I have heard religious jokes
>>but this is cynic, calculated and out right blasphomous trying to
>>degrade the suffering of Christ. I don't understand how all you
>>Christians are just sitting back and allow this kind of stuff.
>>
> 
> Perhaps they are turning the other cheek.  Perhaps you should learn
> to do that also.
> 
> Otherwise:  GET A LIFE

  If, as the Christians say, we are all created in God's image,
then the very existance of this newsgroup proves that God has
a sense of humor.

  You don't believe me? Check out the Duck Billed Platypus. God was
no doubt rolling with laughter when Charles Darwin finally saw one.


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From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Subject: Re: blonde jokes
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 02:06:43 GMT

moursund@hpcvnb.CV.HP.COM (David_Moursund) writes:

>>/ hpcvnb:rec.humor / Gary Lynch <GCL101@psuvm.psu.edu> /  2:30 pm  Aug 26, 1992 /
>>this is probably an old topic, but i just discovered this board and would like
>>to hear any blonde jokes anyone can come up with.  since they have probably bee
>                                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>n posted before, please e-mail them directly to me.
>^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>No, actually, no blonde jokes have ever appeared on this group.  Honest.

>Hey, are blonde jokes more enjoyable to read if you have an amber monitor?

>dm

I have an amber monitor (really! -at least at home) and I was wondering
what a "blonde joke" is.  I think I heard of such a thing once, but
they probably don't really exist.

Maybe this should be followed up to alt.folklore.urban?

After all, didn't blondes found this country (G. Wash?)

Dave
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Project Leader, OCR products
Internet: dbushong@wang.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: crusader@lut.fi (Mikko Hy|kki)
Subject: Re: aquatic?
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 14:38:18 GMT
Disclaimer: You can't bring me down!
	<1992Sep3.134500.12852@phillip.edu.au>
Organization: Pikametallimiehet ( Speed Metal Men ), Finland

--
I crusader@kannel.lut.fi I    /              I How can you call me evil ?
I Mikko Hy|kki	         I (==I-Crusader---> I Have you spoken to God today...
I Laserkatu 3 AB 222     I    \              I     ...And what did he say ?
I 53850 LAPPEENRANTA     I                   I          - Suicidal Tendencies
From: ria@dash.udev.cdc.com (Richard Askew)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Practical Jokes
Date: 2 Sep 92 12:26:32 GMT
Organization: Control Data Systems Inc., London, UK.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

cowan@aqua.ocunix.on.ca (Darin Cowan (root)) writes:
: eric_gorr@coglab_psych.uoregon.edu (Eric Gorr) writes:
: 
: > I am looking for some creative, but not evil (ie. the person will want to
: > kill you), practical jokes...
: > 
: > Anyone got any?
: 
- Cling film over the ceramic part of the crapper

- Fill someones apartment with helium filled balloons 
  works well with newly weds coming back from the honeymoon.
  Its quite expensive, but the Donald Duck impersonations are
  good when they start getting rid of the balloons.

- HEALTH WARNING:
  Don't be tempted to save costs by using hydrogen instead of helium
  You don't get as good squeaky voices and its flash-point is lower.
From: lederman@taney.uscghq.uscg.mil
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: READ/NEXT
Date: 4 Sep 92 13:04:44 EST
Organization: United States Coast Guard

   I haven't read all of the articles here, and seeing all of the
 flames I may not.  But since the request was made for American
 jokes, here is one.  (I understand this joke originated in
 Poland, so it's a Polish joke as well, in the proper sense.)  I
 hope it's not a repeat.

 Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

 A: 643.  When the bulbs burn out they tear down the building and
          put up a new one.
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: COME ON, PEOPLE!
Date: 2 Sep 92 21:44:08 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>Why has this group degenerated to arguing and name calling?  I came back
>to the net after almost a year off and this group has become a place
>for flames and rediculous (sp?) grammatical and spelling corrections.
>
>Come on, let's get funny.  Not intolerant.
>| HANS C. MASING


HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

MASING CANT SPELL!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

-- 


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: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
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From: lipscomb@lonestar.utsa.edu (David S. Lipscomb)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:55:04 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Sep2.173024.17519@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> dsew@troi.cc.rochester.edu (David Sewell) writes:
>This must have been posted to rec.humor sometime but I don't
>remember seeing it in the latest round.  It's the best
>of the genre I know.
>
>Q: Why do Americans prefer to make love doggy style? [people I know prefer the
                                                      88 style]
>A: So they can both watch the TV.
>
>[ouch.]
From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Comment on signature
Date: 26 Aug 92 12:23:13 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University


A high-minded signature ("tag paragraph") and my low-minded comment.

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| "Oppression doth never prosper, for if it prosper, none dare call it   |
| Oppression!"  with apologies to Bill Shakespeare.      |
|
| In the Middle East, women are raised to always cover their faces with  |
| viels. Modern feminists point to this practice as proof of how these   |
| women are oppressed. Yet here in the Western (so called) Civilized     |
| countries, women are raised to cover their faces with cosmetics, to    |
| the tune of 50 billion dollars a year. In this regard, American women  |
| are just as oppressed as their eastern sisters while having to pay far |
| more for the priviledge. Why do the feminists pay such scant attention |
| to this most visible abuse of women's skin, health, and wallet?        |
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Hear! Hear! I'm not that chauvinistic. All I require is a very dark room
or an inexpensive paper bag over their head. And only during sex. By this
standard I'm only a heartbeat away from joining NOW.
Look at me Mom - I'm a liberated male!   :-)
Relax, ladies, it's just a little humor. And you are not the target.

oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo   Binary 4s all around. And a bit bird to you too!    oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo   Some people don't know the difference between a     oo1oo
oo1oo   grin and a grimace.                   /s/Dennis     oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo

From: Monroe.Thomas@ttlg.UUCP (Monroe Thomas)
Sender: postmaster@ttlg.UUCP
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Tom Swifties
Date: 27 Aug 92  17:49:16 mst

RP>In article <714807912.4@ttlg.ttlg.UUCP>
  >Monroe.Thomas@ttlg.UUCP (Monroe Thomas) writes:
  >>OK... I deign to share a portion of my infamous Tom Swifty
  >>file:

RP>>More upon request...

RP>Post 'em!

Comin' at ya!

"The little demon was deceitful," Tom implied.
"I've just seen a blackbird!" Tom crowed.
"The male sheep was cut badly," Tom rambled.
"That makes 144," said Tom grossly.
"I just ate a fishing lure," said Tom with baited breath.
"Lets visit the tomb," said Tom cryptically.
"I've lost my flower," said Tom lackadaisically.
"I love reading Moby Dick," said Tom superficially.
"I'll have the dark bread," said Tom wryly.
"My stereo's half fixed," said Tom monotonously.
"My family has a great future," said Tom clandestinely.
"I'm reading about Communism," said Tom readily.
"Ships ahoy!" yelled Tom fleetingly.
"The maid has the night off," said Tom helplessly.
"Lets go to McDonald's," said Tom archly.
"Look at those newborn kittens," said Tom literally.
"This isn't real turtle soup," said Tom mockingly.
"Company's coming," Tom guessed.
"I've struck oil!" Tom gushed.
"I have grape beverages," Tom whined with clarity.

There's still more.... ;)

 * OLX 2.2 * "I like Turing machines," said Tom haltingly.

 * Origin: Through the Looking Glass (42:100/14)
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From: HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.sf.misc
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Date: 3 Sep 92 02:21:16 GMT
 <1992Sep2.182106.6219@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> <92246.162407HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
 <1992Sep3.001007.29526@wam.umd.edu>
Organization: Penn State University

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE EVER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>>And it's really getting lame!
>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ? !!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.sources.d
From: erc@unislc.uucp (Ed Carp)
Subject: Re: uustatus 1.2.d - re3altime UUCP status display
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Organization: Unisys Corporation SLC
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 23:53:34 GMT

Jonathan I. Kamens (jik@athena.mit.edu) wrote:

: In article <1992Aug24.191024.12908@unislc.uucp>, erc@unislc.uucp (Ed Carp) writes:
: |> Subject: uustatus 1.2.d - re3altime UUCP status display
: 
: The '3' is silent, of course.

Like the guy that Tom Lehrer joked about, whose name was "Hen3ry ... the 3 was
silent, of course" :) :) :)
-- 
Ed Carp, N7EKG     erc@apple.com                801/538-0177
"This is the final task I will ever give you, and it  goes  on  forever.   Act
happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love,
and do what you will."           -- Dan Millman, "Way Of The Peaceful Warrior"