HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dbj@cs.washington.edu (Dave Johnson)
Subject: Re: Worst Song and Lyrics Contest
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, U. of Washington, Seattle
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 18:25:28 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.042917.7820@netcom.com> madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann) writes:
>In article <7600@tekig7.PEN.TEK.COM> briand@tekig5.PEN.TEK.COM writes:
>>>Blasphemer! You're actually gonna nominate Minnie Riperton's "Loving You"
>>>as one of the worst songs ever? I bet she's turning in her grave.
>>
>>I have to agree with the original poster. Had I remembered this one on my own,
>>it would have scragged whatever else I was considering. In fact, it now has.
>>This song was all time bad.
>
>It was *bad*.  It had a soundtrack of little birdies tweeting in
>the background.
>
>>Another baddie was the old "I've got a brand new roller skate and you've got
>>a brand new key." It included such lyrics as "I don't go very fast but I go
>>pretty far." Again, it was done in a sickly sweet cutesy style, though I forget
>>by who. Similar style to the one originally mentioned. Same era. Bad. Dumb.
>
>That was bad, too, and the singer was "Melanie."  Yeah, all the pop from
>around 1972 was just AWFUL!  Then there was "Seasons in the Sun," another
>disgusto-cutesy that would make Our Hero hurl his emergency back-up dog
>out the window.
>
>The name of the Melanie soung was, of course, "Brand New Key."

Is this the cruelest DB article ever, or what?  How long have
we been trying to FORGET all those "songs", and then Dave goes
and ENCOURAGES us to not only remember them, but to even try to
remember ALL the words!  How many days are we going to sit and
agonize as the words "Oogah shacka oogah shacka" go through our
pitiful minds?
-- 
  Dave Johnson

"You're not too smart, are you?  I like that in a man."
    --Kathleen Turner in Body Heat
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: But an even worse song is:
Date: 19 Nov 92 12:55:24 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

If anybody has the misfortune to remember "Crooked Little Man", by the
Serendipity Singers, they will realize that these other songs are all
CLASSICS.

CLM was one of the Overplayed Songs Of The Seventies (tm).  And
probably made more than one person say, "Hmmm.  Disco isn't _too_ bad."

btw, Dave's column on his security alarm, esp. the second half with the
dogs waiting at the screen door and Zippy detonating was the funniest DB
I have seen in a while.  The kind where I'm not sure if I can stop laughing
long enough to breathe before I pass out.

I am not making this up.

--f2

------------------------
  "You may wait here in the sitting room,
   or you can sit here in the waiting room."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: dwhitney@hamp.hampshire.edu
Subject: exit should be football this is wood
Organization: Hampshire College
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:39:35 GMT

--Sorry about the mixup in subject matter--to make amends here's another:
To heat your house with wood you'll need a good wood source.  The best
wood sources are woodpiles, which can be found in most suburban backyards
in early fall.  You should gather your wood very early in the morning,
wearing dark clothing and a loaded sidearm.
 
Deb
dwhitney@hamp.hampshire.edu
From: rmrohre@afterlife.ncsc.mil (Randile the Reptile)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: worst song & lyrics
Date: 19 Nov 92 20:56:25 GMT
Organization: The Great Beyond


	RE: "Seasons in the Sun" as proposed for worst song
	    of all time.

	I believe the 1970's version that most of us probably
	know was performed by Terry Jacks.
	(if my often vague memory serves me correctly)

Randy Rohrer

p.s. I agree with an earlier poster: I like the Too Much Joy version

-- 
Randy Rohrer		   	&&   The George Washington University
rmrohre@afterlife.ncsc.mil           Depratment of EE&CS
                          	     rohrer@seas.gwu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: kkb55224@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Kristin Kelly Buxton)
Subject: Re: Worst Song and Lyrics Contest
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 23:46:04 GMT

My suggestion:  My Sharona by the Knack.  That song has actually almost
made me scream in public.

Kristin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: dwhitney@hamp.hampshire.edu
Subject: Needed:Alt.worst song list
Organization: Hampshire College
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 22:28:57 GMT

--Hey, are all you worst song posters actually sending your nominations where
they BELONG?  To Dave?  I admit I was tempted to throw my nomination in 
except I can only remember 5 words of the whole song--Push,push, in the bush.
It was so bad my brain wiped it out.

However, maybe instead of clogging the DB news y'all need to start a new
one: alt.worst song of all time.

Lets move on from the songs to the real thing--Dave Barry!
 
Deb
dwhitney@hamp.hampshire.edu

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
From: finnegan@invader.navo.navy.mil (Kenneth Finnegan)
Subject: Re:  Worst Song and Lyrics
Reply-To: finnegan@navo.navy.mil
Organization: Grumman Data Systems	
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 21:05:18 GMT
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-25453]: invader.navo.navy.mil

OK, I can't resist any longer.  I have an obscure album
by an obscure band from the late '70s.  One of the songs
is titled: Your Love (Is Like Nuclear Waste)

" I'd rather crawl through poison ivy, grab high tension wires,
  Cut my legs off at the knees or set myself on fire.
  Than have to be between the sheets with you for any time,
  Or have to feel your scaly flesh moving on to mine, because

  Your love is like nuclear waste
  Your body is a danger to the human race
  They should stamp 'contaminated' right across your face
  Because your love is like nuclear waste."

Hauntingly beautiful lyrics, don't you think? ;-)

Kenneth     . :: .::::
finnegan@navo.navy.mil
Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 16:18:57 -0500 
From: Matthew A Kagle <mk52+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: worst song & lyrics
	<1992Nov19.032702.9254@leland.Stanford.EDU>

Personally, I would vote for "Da doo doo doo, Da daa daa daa" by the Police.
From: adamec@neptune.gsfc.nasa.gov (David Adamec)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: Worst song and lyrics
Date: 18 Nov 92 19:40:12 GMT
Organization: NASA Code 971, Oceans & Ice Branch


    Just my two cents worth -

           worst song:  any song by the Four Seasons

            worst lyrics:   I'll never fall in love again


             What do you get when you kiss a guy
              You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
              Then when you do, he'll never phone ya
From: hkelly@tantalum.eds.com (Kelly Shuldberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: The Absolute Worst Song of All Time.
Date: 19 Nov 92 00:33:09 GMT
Organization: EDS Research, Albuquerque, NM

In article <BxvrAx.2rD@acsu.buffalo.edu> v059nrcg@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Mike Vago) writes:
>	I feel it is my duty to clear up this worst song thing once and
>for all.  The absolute worst rock song of all time is a Yoko Ono
>monstrosity entitled "Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking For
>Her Hand In The Snow)", and can be found on the back of the great
>John Lennon album Live Peace in Toronto 1969, which has a great
>side one, featuring, John, Ringo, Eric Clapton, and Klaus Voorman
>in concert, and an awful side two featuring the aforementioned
>not-quite-as-fab four backing up Yoko.

Oh, gawd, yes, I'd forgotten about that.  With Yoko sounding like someone
is sticking hot toothpicks under her fingernails.

>	As for the worst lyrics, they belong to a song called Ain't No
>Sunshine, which boasts this chorus:
>"I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I know, I know, Iknow, I
>know, I know, I know, I know I know, I Know, I know, I know, I
>know, a-now leave the young thang alone, ain't no sunshine when
>she's gone."

Well, here I disagree.  there are plenty of great blues songs where the
singer will drone on and on and on and on and... (SLAP!).  Thanks! I needed
that!

No, my nomination for worst lyrics is a song America recorded in about 1972
called The Pidgeon Song (I think).  It goes something like...

Had a pidgeon by the name of Fred
But I done shot him through the head
Had a dog, he was my best friend
But to him, I done put an end

And they were apparently SERIOUS!  I was able to send Dave all the right
lyrics even thoughh I can't remember them right now.  I'm saving that
memory space in my brain for something REALLY important, like whether the
socks I put on in the morning are clean or not.

h. kelly shuldberg
hkelly@edsr.eds.com
Albuquerque, NM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.todd.green.likes.it.up.the.butt,alt.cascade
From: colli_c@fog.cs.odu.edu (Catherine Collingwood)
Subject: Re: YO
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, Va
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 02:23:48 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.232941.7540@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> 471-1@air.atmo.arizona.edu (E. Shane Jimerfield) writes:
>In article <1992Nov11.191836.1450@ncsu.edu> jmmannin@eos.ncsu.edu (JAMES MCCOTTER MANNING) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov11.183134.15466@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov11.171127.26398@ncsu.edu> rowilson@eos.ncsu.edu (Randalooni) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov11.032342.11909@cs.odu.edu> colli_c@aelle.cs.odu.edu (Catherine Collingwood) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Nov5.041308.5025@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>>>>>In article <1992Nov4.164322.3577@ncsu.edu> rowilson@eos.ncsu.edu (RANDAL OTTO WILSON) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov3.165436.23287@ncsu.edu> jmmannin@eos.ncsu.edu (JAMES MCCOTTER MANNING) writes:
>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov3.034011.8699@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Nov3.012349.13897@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Oct21.012404.24117@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>Yo
>>>>>>>>>>Ho
>>>>>>>>>Blow
>>>>>>>>Moe
>>>>>>>'Fro
>>>>>>Bro
>>>>>Go!
>>>>Flow....
>>>Toe
>>Crow 
>No!
So?

(that one's for you, THEspian.)

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From: kevinm@ocf.berkeley.edu (Kevin Miller)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: yumyum
Date: 22 Nov 1992 11:42:19 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: tornado.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov22.004223.4957@leland.Stanford.EDU> geddy@leland.Stanford.EDU (Scott Schaefer) writes:
>Any NG sightings at Big Game?

I didn't see him or anyone naked there.  Then again, the stadium holds almost
80,000 people!

The only thing good about that game was the Stanfurd tree getting decked.

Kevin
kevinm@ocf.berkeley.edu



Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: sechrest@dip.eecs.umich.edu (Stuart Sechrest)
Subject: Re: yumyum
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 18:51:46 GMT

In article <92327.031304LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu> <LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>If I remember right, an incubus in a male
>
> No, No...an incubus is a nightmare.  Hey if you're ever on Jeopordy, this info
> could come in very handy.

in.cu.bus \'in-ky*-b*s, 'in-\ \-.bi--, -.be-\ n or in.cu.bi also 
   in.cu.bus.es [ME, fr. LL, fr. L incubare] pl  1: an evil spirit supposed to 
   lie upon persons in their sleep and esp. to have sexual intercourse with 
   women by night 2: NIGHTMARE 3: a person or thing that oppresses or burdens 
   like a nightmare

suc.cu.bus \-b*s\ \-.bi-, -.be-\ n or suc.cu.bi [ME, fr. ML, alter. of LL 
   succuba prostitute, fr. L succubare to li] pl e under, fr. sub- + cubare to 
   lie, recline - more at HIP : a demon assuming female form to have sexual 
   intercourse with men in their sleep

--SS


Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: bowen@leland.Stanford.EDU (Bowen P Kerins)
Subject: Re: What the hell is this?
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 22:04:48 GMT

In article <1992Nov20.163327.10588@athena.mit.edu> nbrao@athena.mit.edu (?????) writes:
>??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Boy, that's brilliant.  Shows the sort of people who wind up at MIT.

I like the idea of the "Nude Dude", but what about if we call him the "Bare
Bear"?  They are the Cal-Berkeley Golden Bears, of course.

One thing he does have going for him, though, is that it's much more convenient
to use a bathroom...whatever.

Bowen Kerins
bowen@leland.stanford.edu
From: rooney@cheshire.oxy.edu (Michael Sean Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: A new monicker (not really).
Date: 20 Nov 92 10:20:19 GMT
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.

In article <1ei54vINNdq@agate.berkeley.edu> gezelter@sam.cchem.berkeley.edu (Dan Gezelter) writes:
>[...]
>  My mom wanted an explanation of this whole affair when it hit the
>national media.  I hemmed and hawed and mumbled things like: "It *is*
>Berkeley, after all".  My mom, being from back east and slightly
>conservative, just couldn't understand why someone would not wear
>clothes when not in the shower.  She almost hit the roof when I told
>her about the topless rollerblading lesbians on University Ave. (I
>wasn't even going to mention the mud people and the guy with a pink
                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

	There they are again.  Yes, this is off-topic (like that's
a major sacrilege, especially in an alt.group), but does anyone know
how I can get more information about the Mud People, perchance a
subscription to the Mud Times...?  (They've been haunting me since
their appearance in National Geographic and Harper's.)

>and green penis.)  From now on, I will only mention strikes and
>earthquakes when talking to my folks...
>

	I like to think of myself as at least passingly familiar 
with Berserkley, not mention the weird in general: but "the guy
with a pink and green penis"?  Say again, Monkey King?

Cordially,

Michael S. Rooney
Xref: sparky alt.fan.naked-guy:10 rec.nude:5677
From: hermit@cats.UCSC.EDU (William R. Ward)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy,rec.nude
Subject: Re: Inspirations of the Naked Guy (or Nude Dude)
Date: 20 Nov 92 11:29:46 GMT
Organization: Computing and Telecommunications Services, UCSC
NNTP-Posting-Host: am.ucsc.edu
In-reply-to: vchang@cory.Berkeley.EDU's message of 20 Nov 1992 09:45:23 GMT

(Note: rec.nude added to Newsgroups: line.)

In article <1eic3jINN14a@agate.berkeley.edu>, vchang@cory.Berkeley.EDU (V. Chang) writes:
) In article <1ei54vINNdq@agate.berkeley.edu> gezelter@sam.cchem.berkeley.edu (Dan Gezelter) writes:
)>clothes when not in the shower.  She almost hit the roof when I told
)>her about the topless rollerblading lesbians on University Ave. (I
) didn't see that one.
)>wasn't even going to mention the mud people and the guy with a pink
) nope, not that one either.

I would like to hear about these rollerblading lesbians and guy with a
pink and green penis--anyone care to explain?

[deletia]
) Anyway, the point of this article is that since the Naked Guy appeared,
) more and more people around here are going around naked in protest
) of the anti-nude laws.  There was a nudist rally months ago. The crowd
) was so thick that I couldn't see any of the protesters.  And just
) recently there was a nude drama performance troupe that got busted.
) (They're called Xplicit).

I've heard of the Xplicit Players, but was not aware that they had
been busted.  When did this happen, and where?  The last event that
they held was last Saturday, in San Francisco (I think), and my
understanding is that it was not interrupted by police or anything.

) Those are the only major protests that I can think of off the top of
) my head. And then there are the casual nudists here and there.

Hmm.  I'm interested in stories about this sort of thing.  At UC Santa
Cruz, there are areas where nude sunbathing is commonplace, but
they're generally in relatively out-of-the-way places.  I have never
seen people walking around campus, though I have seen people
frolicking in the rain nude late at night when I lived on campus two
years ago.

) I saw the Naked Guy in one of the lecture halls as I entered the room
) for my class just as his class was getting out. I don't mind his 
) nudity, but I wouldn't want to sit in his seat after he gets up :P

Actually it is my understanding that he brings a T-shirt to sit on,
probably for his own protection as much as anyone else's....

--
William R Ward                         __o   Bay View Software
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: Jamie Zawinski <jwz@lucid.com>
Subject: Re: Post some pix!
Organization: Lucid, Inc., Menlo Park, CA
X-Windows: It could happen to you.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 08:37:19 GMT

In article <Conrad_Nobili-191192183221@nobili.harvard.edu> Conrad_Nobili@Harvard.EDU (Conrad C. Nobili) wrote:
> 
> Although I get no particular thrill out of seeing naked *guys*, I can't
> stand it when the media demonstrates its chicken-shit attitude toward such
> things....

A few weeks ago the local news showed him making some kind of speech,
and there were a bunch of other naked people standing around.  Bums
were televised.  (A "news flash" of sorts.)

In my opinion, it's just too fucking cold to be walking around Berkeley
without long sleeves.

	-- Jamie (but at least it ain't Pittsburgh)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: nbrao@athena.mit.edu (?????)
Subject: What the hell is this?
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:33:27 GMT

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
From: peterme@ocf.berkeley.edu (Peter Merholz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: How does naked guy make friends??
Keywords: crude?  well, maybe...
Date: 23 Nov 92 04:53:29 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: earthquake.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov20.184018.3214@nmt.edu> iguana@nmt.edu (Shawn Clever) writes:


I go to Cal, and know Andrew M., so maybe I can help...

>How does this dude manange interpersonal relationships on campus?  How
He talks to people, like anyone else does... People accept his nudity (at
least the people he's friends with).

> How does he handle on-campus interviews? 
What on-campus interviews?? From the newspapers? He talks to them normally...
For things like scholarships? Well, last year, his freshman year, he didn't
go around naked, so he probably got the administrative stuff out of the way
while still clothed


> How does he go about asking someone for a date?
He's got a girlfriend, so he doesn't have to worry about that too much.
Though I'm sure, considering his boldness and good looks, there are plenty
of women attracted to him

--Peter M.

-- 
*****************************************************************************
Peter Merholz			*   MY GOD  * There is no god.
Research Assistant/		*    WHAT   * It's really quite that simple.
  Undergraduate F*ck-up		*   HAVE I  * Now, can't we discuss more 
UC Berkeley			*   DONE?!  * pertinent matters?
*****************************************************************************
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann)
Subject: Things *not* to say to the Naked Guy (or Nude Dude)
Organization: Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 21:05:04 GMT

I'm having a party; it'll be formal dress.

How's it hanging?

Stick around.

Can I borrow your bandanna?

I hear you couldn't stand up in court.

Have you heard the latest news flash?

Don't you get tired of being the butt of all these jokes?

-- 
Maddi Hausmann                madhaus@netcom.com
Humorist, Satirist, Tech Writer.  Take your pick.

Centigram Communications Corp, San Jose California  408/428-3553
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: ahawks@nyx.cs.du.edu (you can call me BiFF)
Subject: Re: What the hell is this?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 01:26:29 GMT


That's the question most of the freshman girls at Berkeley are asking,
as well.....  =)

--
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From: emarkp@soda.berkeley.edu (E. Mark Ping)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: How to Address The Naked Guy
Date: 21 Nov 1992 00:42:05 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu

In article <1ei4btINNar@agate.berkeley.edu> faustus@ygdrasil.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Wayne A. Christopher) writes:
}In article <1992Nov20.065052.4968@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester) writes:
}> The need for proper etiquette when interacting socially with the Naked Guy
}> is urgent.
}
}Apparently he lives in a co-op (I'm not sure which one) and some of
}the people there have a hard time recognising him when he's wearing
}clothes...
}
}	Wayne

 I believe he lives at Chateau (sp?).  I live at Cloyne.  Early in the
semester he used to hang out at Cloyne a lot.  And I mean that literally.

:-)


------------
E. Mark Ping
emarkp@soda.Berkeley.EDU

  "Stand aside, I take large steps."  --Michael Dorn
  "Say, that's a nice bike."          --Cyberdyne Systems T-1000
  "Pituita es."                       --Unknown Latin Scholar
From: hermit@cats.UCSC.EDU (William R. Ward)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: Naked Guy in Stanford Band?
Date: 20 Nov 92 19:57:29
Organization: Computing and Telecommunications Services, UCSC
Distribution: usa
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In-reply-to: jzarin@nyx.cs.du.edu's message of Sat, 21 Nov 92 02:06:42 GMT

In article <1992Nov21.020642.12525@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, jzarin@nyx.cs.du.edu (Jason Zarin) writes:
) I heard that the Stanford Band is going to spoof the Berkeley naked
) guy at their next football game.  They're going to play, you guessed
) it, nude-a-rama!

Haven't they already done that?  Somehow I have it in my head that
they have performed in the nude before.  In the 60's or 70's I think.
I'm no football expert, so I could be totally wrong.
--
William R Ward                         __o   Bay View Software
VoiceMail: +1 (408) 479-4072         _ \<,_  Internet:  hermit@cats.ucsc.edu
SnailMail: 1803 Mission St. #339    (_)/ (_) BITNet:    hermit@cats.bitnet
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: iguana@nmt.edu (Shawn Clever)
Subject: How does naked guy make friends??
Keywords: crude?  well, maybe...
Organization: New Mexico Tech
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 18:40:18 GMT


How does this dude manange interpersonal relationships on campus?  How
does he handle on-campus interviews?  How does he go about asking someone
for a date?

The personal and political ramifications of such a person attempting to have
a normalish college social life are fascinating.


Lizardman
.