From: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU (The Automatic Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: It Finally Happened (part 2)
Date: 21 Jul 92 23:03:29 GMT
Reply-To: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

I woke up in the arms of an angel.

"Mother?" I asked, squinting at the creature laying at my side.  With
a start, I realized that my glasses were missing.  Then it all came
back to me:  my misadventure on the Rose Hulman Quad, the sea of breasts,
the bee sting...

What had I been thinking?  To leave my cubicle, my terminal, and venture 
forth by the light of day?  In direct defiance of my superiors.  I groaned.

As if in response, this being at my side moaned softly.  "Mmmmm....Julian."

I sniffed.  A strange aroma wafted up from beneath the sheets.  I was 
sure I had never smelled anything like it, yet it seemed strangely familiar,
strangely *right*.  Tentatively, I sniffed again.  Definitely not Mother!
But if not Mother, then who was this soft, nice smelling girl laying on my 
arm, with her hand on my -- YIPES!!!

I sat bolt upright, flinging the sheets off of me, swatting her hand away 
from my...from my...you know.

"Hunh?  What is it?"  She came fully awake.  "Julian?  Are you alright?"

With a shock, I realized that I was stark naked.  And -- horror of horrors!
-- my little "slide rule" was fully extended.  So hard and tight that it
was almost painful.  Despite my predicament (I mean, me sitting next to 
strange girl and both of us naked) the strangest thought came to me then: 
that I must get to a bathroom quickly and relieve myself, or I will surely
embarrass myself futher by making a "mess" on these sheets.  I suppose
nature's call is more powerful than mere social considerations; but I some-
how managed to overcome these impure thoughts -- this was no time to play 
with my slide rule.  Still, I promised myself that as soon as this crazy 
episode was finished, I would head straight for the bathroom and...

My musings were cut short.  I felt her soft hands and long fingernails
running down my thighs, groping and probing.

"Mmmm....Come here, Julian, my little Tiger Man...G-Rowr!"

"I...er...that is...you see...<gasp>...what are you doing?!?"

"Oooooh, I see my tiger man has a little surprise for me this morning.
Mmmm...how nice, giving me breakfast in bed...Mmph-mph! <slurpf> <slurpf>"

"GAAAH!  What are you doing to me?!?!" I squealed in pure terror.  

I struggled free of her and rolled off the bed.  I looked around wildly,
blinking and squinting, and spotted my clothes, lying crumpled on a chair.

"Julian!  Where are you going?"

I stumbled around the room while tugging on my trousers frantically.

"Where's my calculator?!?  Where's my pocket protector?!?"

"Julian!  Satisfy me like you did last night, Julian.  Put some more 
claw marks on my back, you Rose Hulman Sex Monster.  Julian -- "

But I had found the door and wasted no time in breaking free.  To heck
with my calculator and pocket protector!  I blasted down the stairs 
as fast as I could with only one shoe on.  I wheezed and whimpered all
the way back to my dorm room.  People laughed, but I didn't care.  I 
only had thoughts for Mother.  What would she say?  Could I lie to her?
No!  When I lie, she always detects the quaver in my voice...

Then it suddenly dawned on me:  I'm a *man*, dammit!  Not a mouse!  

Grimly, I turned to face the phone.  I had a call to make...

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