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From: flagg@blind-lemon.cs.unlv.edu (Scott Cunningham)
Subject: Re: Henry Ross Perot -- anagrams
Organization: UNLV
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 02:55:18 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.171308.1465@aio.jsc.nasa.gov> walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov  
(Doug Walker) writes:
 "In article <5OCT199211423991@utarlg.uta.edu>, b645zaw@utarlg.uta.edu (Stephen  
Tice) writes:
 "|> In article <1992Oct5.061252.13341@sbcs.sunysb.edu>,  
dtiberio@csws18.ic.sunysb.edu (David Tiberio) writes...
 "|> >In article <4OCT199222470702@utarlg.uta.edu> b645zaw@utarlg.uta.edu  
(Stephen Tice) writes:
 "|> >>In article <1ao6gsINN5cu@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>,  
al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes...
 "|> >>> 
 "|> >>> 
 "|> >>> Henry Ross Perot -- anagrams
 "|> >>>*******************************
 "|> >>> 1.  Shorty errs?  Nope!
 "|> >>> 2.  He's ornery, Sport!
 "|> >>> 3.  Spy on the errors.
 "|> >>> 4.  Open yer shorts, R.!
 "|> >>> 5.  The sorry person.
 "|> >>>*******************************
 "|> >>
 "|> >>I love it Dave.
 "|> >>
 "|> >>-- Stephen
 "|> >>
 "|> > 
 "|> >	Stephen Tice - The Nice Pets
 "|> >		       Pec This Teen
 "|> >		       Steep Hen Tic
 "|> 
 "|> ;-)  Yeah, yeah "mother hen."
 "|> 
 "|> Here's another:  He's T-n-Ice, Pet!
 "|> 
 "|> -- Sdt
 "|> 
 "
 "   Boy is this a constructive thread or what?
 "
 "   Why don't ya'll just take this over to rec.humor or rec.dev.null
 "   where you can waste bandwidth with the rest of them.
 "
 "   Doug

Define "waste bandwidth" in the context of talk.bizarre

Should we post useful things like stock quotes or E-Coli strings?
--

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Subject: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu
From: dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire)
Date: 4 Oct 92 13:46:17 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

In article <1992Oct4.024435.14940@cheshire.oxy.edu>,
 wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf) writes:
>  Hey, I know I just started posting here, but is an article like this approp-
> riate? Shouldn't sparky at least mention plaid cows for no apparent reason at
> some point during his post? :)

i prefer a healthy hereford to plaid.  much easier to stump train.
of course, sheep are much tighter, and you can keep 'em indoors
over night with only minor clean up afterwards.
 
-- 
.sparky.
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My dad died last week
Date: 26 Sep 92 16:43:53 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <joshua.717215232@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>>Not even Carasso had the lack of taste to follow up that post.
>carasso doesn't have net access right now.
>he's been posting through the ucbvax gateway, but I doubt he can
>read.

That would explain a lot, including the articles he posted while he still
had net access.
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: The DDT BAn
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 23:24:58 GMT

> "David A. Byler" <db7n+@andrew.cmu.edu> spouts:
>Dear Mr. Crawford,
>	You obviously have no real conception of what the John Birch Society
>stands for whatsoever.  You write "I suppose you're going to tell me
>that the JBS actually looks out for the average American on the street,
>and not the coporate executive in his office?"  Yes, the JBS does stand
>for the average man.  Their motto is "Less Government, More
>Responsibility, and...with God's help... a better world."  Certainly
>something we should all strive for don't you think?  Or are you
>completely in the thrall of big governement,  multinational corporations
>and big banks, the federal reserve bank, and the IRS; all things the JBS
>has been working to rid this great country of?
>Andy Byler

This is my favorite post of the week. I wonder if Don Dodson is in the JBS?

r
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: FYI
Summary: Crop circles are made by gophers
Date: 29 Sep 92 03:42:07 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: osa@wilbur.unh.edu's message of 28 Sep 92 21:38:08 GMT

osa@wilbur.unh.edu:

   Sock it to me with apathy.  Alienation's for the rich. Happiness is
   relief.  Gentlemen prefer blondes. Youth culture killed my dog. Life's
   a miracle.  The world is my oyster. One way ticket to the blues. Night
   flight to Venus. Take a chance on me. Om. And don't forget to
   remember.

Santa Claus is your parents.  Your boyfriend won't respect you in the morning.
Amelia Earhart had engine trouble.  UFOs were real but there was nothing worth
stopping for.  Crop circles are made by gophers.  Jimmy Hoffa was killed by
the phone company for owning unauthorized equipment.  ESP is real but 
nobody has original thoughts.  The Loch Ness Monster is a big log. 
It doesn't matter who you vote for, they're all white male lawyers in suits.
From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Printer
Date: 1 Oct 92 00:08:52 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Battledore and Shuttlecock, Ltd., Exciting Undergarments
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com



In article <9209300053.AA03823@trystero.art.com> joe@trystero.art.com writes:

>Our printers have boring names.  Most of the stuff on our 
>network is either named after a Star Wars character or something
>even more unimaginative.

Hell, most of the conference rooms in my building have Star Trek theme
names.  There's even a storeroom predictably labelled "Dilithium Storage."


>I did manage to get all the X terminals named after fascist / 
>communist dictators, though.

A former building of mine had conference rooms named after rock bands and
types of cookies.  I felt this was boring, and wanted to rename them after
loathsome sexually transmitted diseases.


Geoff


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From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: Hauslabjoch Man
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 19:37:13 GMT

In article <67049@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>The man's face, previously thought to have countenanced a rictus grin,
                                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>is now interpreted as expressing utter amazement and sublime joy.

	Are the two mutually exclusive?

	(A Rictus grin of utter amazement and sublime joy..."jizm!")

	- Larry "back to alt.fan.frank-zappa..." Huntley
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | She made champagne out of 7-Up and
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |       cheap wine.  A chemist! 
          Beaverton,  OR          |  - "Earth To Doris" [Was (Not Was)]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: My dad died last week
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:13:34 GMT

jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

] In <Bv1nt8.10J@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
] >gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
] >>In article <7535@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
] >>>The day after I got back, I found out that while I was away my friend
] >>>Lorraine had spent several nights in bed with an Irishman called Brian. 
] >>on the other hand, my sense of poetic justice says i should crosspost all this
] >>stuff to some random group followed by a scathing commentary about how amazing
] >>it is that people actually manage to imagine these things really happened to
] >>them, perhaps with a tasteless dead parent joke and snide comment about
] >>cheating girlfriends added.
] 
] >Poetic justice would be you, stuck in an elevator with ata boy.
] 
] No, I believe that is called "ritual flensing".



no, this is "syndication rights".  this is "pay per view extravaganza".
this is quicktime licensing fees.  this. is. money.  and. lots. of. it.

BoB
teCh
and the merchandizing...
From: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RECLAIMING HUMAN GENIUS
Date: 5 Oct 1992 19:56:13 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux7.lbl.gov

In article <67149@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>
>: 	5. How you can help in universalizing the experience of human  
>: 		   genius.
> 
>Easy. Kill all the dumb people.


Applied Darwinism.  I Like It.


inspecti vroom 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: stupidity is its own best cure
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 15:54:57 GMT

In article <9209230020.AA01289@helium>, dolan@nrlmry (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

... ah, the bandaid-removal-like shuddering wince of disgust upon
n'ing past a Kent post.


--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "
        --grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Where is canetoad?
Distribution: world
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:28:25 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

	Where is your heart's desire?
	Where is the second sock that you just *know* you washed?
	Where is the popsicle you hid behind the ice tray, saved for
		the last day of Indian Summer?
	Where is morning?

	canetoad is many things to many people:

	cats with opposable thumbs
	good cooking--veggies and omni's
	suits of glass (MagiCon attendees will know)
	in-house massage therapy
	financial wizardry
	music, laughter, candlelight administered as needed
	the world's longest couch
	unlimited seltzer
	a cornucopia of coupons (no expiration date)
	no wall clocks
	
--
In my dreams, i can still see her there, in the light of the full moon,
my hands cupping her breasts in the protective shadow of the Tilt-a-Whirl.
--E. Andi Woods
...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net
From: bc@apple.com (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SNYDER'S OF HANOVER Creative Pretzel Eaters Club
Date: 2 Oct 92 18:44:34 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA


So I'm reading the box:

"Folks just love to enjoy SNYDER'S Old Fashioned Hard Pretzels in many
taste-tempting ways. What is your favorite way of enjoying our
pretzels? Write SNYDER'S Creative Pretzel Eaters Club, PO Box 917,
Hanover, PA, 17331, and tell us!" We'll send you your official
Membership Card by return post."

My officemates are wondering why I'm cackling so much.

mr HEINOUS
everybody join the fun!
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Printer
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:32:24 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris



>Back in July, someone here at the University of Michigan's Computer Aided
>Engineering Network decided to name a bunch of Suns in a new lab after
>missiles.  (scud, sagger, patriot, minuteman, etc.)

so did you name one of them "finerty" ?

Jeff Carroll
carroll@lemon.cray.com

(i guess "scud" is close enough)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.misc
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 28 SEP 92 13:56:48    

In article <1992Sep28.175535.7570@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, julichjh@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Joseph H Julicher) writes...

Newsgroups: misc.test,talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.misc
            ^^^^^^^^^
Unbelievable.

>In article <1992Sep26.232225.10792@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@quads.uchicago.edu  
>(Citecheck Hell) writes:
>> I don't see what's so special about Star Trek.  "Lost in Space" was
>> clearly superior, but you don't see five newsgroups devoted to Tobor.
>> -
>There were no movies made for LIS and no new generation of movies.  So which  
>one is lasting longer. or which one made more money?

In my wife's still unpublished book a network called "CompuPeople" is 
brought to it's knees by a flood of replies to a message posted by one 
of the main characters and saying just what the original message here 
said.

JGH

Truth = Fiction
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: Re: i am your slice of life
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 05:39:19 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.062603.20808@wetware.com> billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill) writes:
> [lines and lines pure]
>
>Please jump through this flaming hoop.
>Oh yes, I want you with butter.

there's your new TMBG song, whoever or whatever requested it.

he's been writing them for YEARS, you oblivious git.


chaos

a favorable comparison, methinks 
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From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
Subject: Re: SAT worship
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 03:11:57 GMT


Somebody writes:
> >> Mine were 580V, 720M -- and I scored so low on both because I'd had an
> >> hour of sleep the night before, I was hungover and still a little
> >> drunk on tequila, I hadn't studied at all, I showed up fifteen minutes

When I was in 7th grade, we took a PSAT or something or other. During the
verbal part, I read one of the stories that we were supposed to read and
answer questions about. It was about the bends and went into gory detail 
about blood and nitrogen entering it.

I damn near fainted, but saved myself by moving on to another passage quick.

--
It's discrimination i tell you
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (BORED BORED BORED)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: discarding a chance at glory
Date: 1 Oct 1992 19:02:39 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Oct1.210202.16493@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>BTW, aren't these penis-size wars inherently sexist?
>I mean, what do women have to compare?  Hmmm?

Nail-polish color.

5150
ask cj
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NEW SOCIAL CONVENTION
Date: 28 Sep 92 23:53:25 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams) writes:

| As it is my last year here in this esteemed institution of higher
|learning (cough), I thought it was high time to take some mind off my
|studies and get myself a woman.

<lots of typical mundane angst deleted>

|                            NEW SOCIAL CONVENTION
|
|    INITIATOR:                               INITIATOREE:
|
|   A) I am interested in starting         1) Yes, let's get busy.  
|      a relationship with you.            2) Yes, but not right now.
|      Are you interested in starting      3) I am interested in 
|      a relationship with me?                starting a relationship,
|                                             but not with you.
                                           
					   <predicatble choices
					   deleted>


All that work and you left out the most probable response:

					   10) You are a geek. Now fuck
					       off[tm].


rp -- bonne chance.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Struck
Date: 29 Sep 1992 00:55:44 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: boa.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <66774@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>"Struck" is one of those words which, if you stare at
>it long enough, becomes unfamiliar and somewhat alien.
>
>Next week: stricken
>	   or possibly truck

skulk.

c/o HST.

c
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Chicken
Date: 6 Oct 92 17:24:35 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA


   Yesterday I read Tom Fawcett's post to rec.food.veg about how people
probably wouldn't eat chicken if they had to kill their own. I figured
he was probably correct. I went home and, being tired of Lean Cuisine[TM]
vegatable lasagna, cut up a chicken and made chicken cacciatore. I got
to thinking that it's not the kiling the chicken that's so bad, it's
plucking the feathers out afterwards. Not having a table, I sat on the
couch and ate my chicken as I watched CNN Headline News[TM] in the
process spilling some of the sauce on my shirt, which was forseen, but
was allowed to happen anyway. I served it on brown rice which made it
all ok. It was good but needed a touch more oregano.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32925 rec.humor:30497 misc.misc:3436
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Scourge of the Universe
Date: 4 Oct 92 17:52:36 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1akn1iINNgv5@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>> lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu -- anagram (@=i)
>***********************************************
>   C. Columbus: "E. Indians caterwaul!!
>***********************************************
>

You know, we haven't had any Skeleton Jokes anagrams . . . .
-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ******RESURRECTION*****
Date: 6 Oct 92 14:21:20 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Oct6.015626.20782@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
> 
> 
>                           WHEN ALL IS DEAD
>                           AND ALL IS GONE
> 
>                             'TIS ONLY I
>                       THAT LIVES ON AND ON...
> 
> 

Never mind that .....

Jason

P.S. I still prefer the Indian

> -----------------------------------
> "Paper-clips are NEAT!!" ___ _    __ _ _____ _____ ____  "I LOVE Tiffany!!!"
>      -J. TALMUDGE       /   /_\ |/  /_\\_____\_____\   \   ---RISSA
>                         \__/   \|  /   \ ____\ ____\\___\
>           YOU LOVE HIM.  YOU HATE HIM.  YOUR DAUGHTER WILL MARRY HIM.
> 
> -- 
> 
> IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
> COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
> MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
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From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Naked Lunch
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 23:39:27 GMT
Comments: Death is natures way of telling you to slow up


Pak asked me why Naked Lunch was called that, since he didn't see any
naked girls in the book.  

Jubin told me I was gonna trip over that movie.

Sorry, I had to say these.  

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
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From: zippy@cs.brandeis.edu (Patrick Tufts)
Subject: John Denver - th' next Prophet?
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 02:30:13 GMT

And now, the sound of Mr. John Denver being beatified.  --Pat

------------------------------
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 18:07:34 -0400
From: alma
Subject: it's a strange world


This breathtaking bit of sincere (I assume) weirdness just appeared
on the belief list at Brown:

*************

Date:         Tue, 29 Sep 1992 13:54:02 PDT
From: HAIZI.XU@MTSG.UBC.CA
Subject:      Means to Seek Happiness
X-To:         belief-l@brownvm.brown.edu

     Dear knowledgeable netters:

          I am an outsider of Western culture. From my limited
     observation, mainstream Westerners seek happiness primarily
     by two means: one is accumulating material wealth (including
     maintaining physical health); the other is pleasing God. The
     attention is mostly on the outside. But I feel John Denver,
     the pop star, preaches a more humanist approach to
     happiness, i.e., seeking happiness from within. Does he
     represent a school of thought in Western world? To me, his
     approach is closer to traditional Chinese culture than any
     of oWestern ther thoughts that I know of.

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  \  /_______     ______      M.S. Student      from human nature ..."
 \    |  \   |         /
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   /  |   \  |   ------+---   University of British Columbia
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            /         /
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From: btd43733@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (BTDonovan)
Subject: Re: More Star Trek Pranks
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 07:04:05 GMT

Phil.Hodges@f601.n105.z1.therose.pdx.com (Phil Hodges) writes:

>Captain's Log, Stardate 09-17-1992
>"Roger David Carasso, talking to All, said about 'MORE STAR TREK PRANKS' ":
>___--------------------------------------------------------------------------

>>o Misquote Shakespeare to Captain Picard.

>>o Teach Data incorrect idioms: "You can't lead a cow to pizza."

>   No, that'd be "You can not lead a cow to pizza."  Data can not use
>contractions.  Also, I'm sure he has every idiom there is in his many
>gigabytes of storage...! :>
 ^^^^^^^^^
>___
> X SLMR 2.1a X OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric.

Isn't (oops!) IS NOT the preferred term "kiloquads"? :-) :-)

-- 
-------------------------------------- Bernard T. (Tom) Donovan      
| All things are ready, if our minds | BTDonovan@uiuc.edu
| be so.  -- Henry V. IV.iii.71      | btd43733@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu 
-------------------------------------- TDonovan@synapse.npa.uiuc.edu
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From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: pro & con
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 05:36:58 GMT
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

>He looks cute in his spandex bike	They're Bugle Boys.
>shorts.

I post here today in defense of Bugle Butt.  Bugle Butt made fine
bicycle shorts.  Bugle Butt made the only bicycle shorts I found
that had a cloth pouch which lifts my precious testicles up and 
forward, away from getting smashed against the bicycle seat.

I love my Bugle Butt bicycle shorts.

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: musical machinery
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 15:49:59 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

The very start of Bach's Cantata 67 sounds like a machine starting up.

So do bits of Rossini's _Petite Messe Solemme_ or however it's spelt.

Mark., there are other cases but they escape me just now
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 00:23:26 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.191022.21827@bradley.bradley.edu> latarra@buhub.bradley.edu (Lisa Ehren) writes:
>> Hair! Hair is all there is!
>Blair!  Blair, gimme a kizz!
>--
>"You cannot just grab a penis and make it erect." 

If at first you don't succeed...

				--Blair
				  "*Suck*, don't *blow*."
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