From: feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Re: Star Drek is very sub par (Re: ST:TNG has had a few Yars (Was Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few)
Keywords: cascade in subject line
Reply-To: a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 04:09:53 GMT

ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
} >} In article <Bw4H55.Iw3@news.cso.uiuc.edu> cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} >} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >} >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >} >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} >} >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >} >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) 
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) 
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) 
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's 
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
} >} >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
} >} >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
} >} >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
} >} >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
} >} >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
} >} >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
} >} >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
} >} >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
} >} >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
} >} >>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
} >} >Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
} >} Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
} >Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane.
} Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain.
The feet of Dan Rather being sad -- get on the train.


-- 
  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
 a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters

   The opinions expressed above are those of the author and not CCSO
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