HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I Hate to Admit This, But........
Date: 23 Jan 93 20:46:26 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Distribution: usa
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.
In-reply-to: robert@aero.org's message of 22 Jan 93 18:52:23 GMT


In what should have been a short shameful confession, robert@aero.org (R. S.
Statsinger) writes:

>   I miss Roger. I miss the warm feeling that comes from knowing
>   that somewhere out there in netland, some innocent, unsuspecting,
>   wide-eyed little freshman is being insulted to the point of tears.

Perhaps you can arrange to take my place on the faux-TB mailing list.  I won't
miss it.  RDC's recent musings aren't as impressive since he lost the external
stimulation of Usenet.  It's like Hunter S. Thompson writing in solitary
confinement: his stuff is much better when it reflects off of the outside
world.  RDC on email is like Chaplin with sound, Madonna talking about her
videos, or Mohammed Ali playing basketball.

And the misc.test bombs don't work very well either.

-Tom
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: 3.14159 - anagrams
Followup-To: misc.test
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 09:47:03 GMT

In article <1jo29pINN3k1@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>
>In a previous article, jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) says:
>
>>All right, Polewka, time for the "Anagrams of Pi" list.
>>But don't post until it's complete.
>
> I'm a Cray 2 Sht00percomputer.  Buzzh off.
>
>

Further proof that Polewka hasn't a hope. Not IBM-compatible, you see.
>-- 
>=======================
>"Endeavor to persevere"
>=======================

But only at computer-generated anagrams.

L.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: icsu0260@cs.montana.edu (Eric)
Subject: Re: at the shop
Organization: Montana State University, Dept. of Computer Science, Bozeman MT 59717
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 22:11:16 GMT

In article <8218@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>...yesterday, I bought a red rollerball pen and a chicken croissant
>(lunch). 
>
>...today, I bought two sandwiches (lunch), one honey corner, three fruit
>corners, half a litre of freshly squozen orange juice, two pints of milk
>and a pack of envelopes. 
That's nothing.
...yesterday, I bought a 8" floppy disk and a brave croissant.

...today, I bought a hero sandwich (lunch), a street corner, a few corned
markets, a full litre of asparagus soda, a full gallon of head cheeze,
and a dozen antelopes.

-- 
icsu0260@caesar.cs.montana.edu
C.S. student, Montana State University
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: (not eno) || (not cale)
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 15:11:58 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.
X-Newsreader: rusnews v0.98

billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill) writes:
> I am the Marmite of Mentation.

I undergo disintegration.


mathew
[ Ever noticed that if you take "Patterns" by DEVO and substitute the word
  "patents" for "patterns" throughout, you get an LPF anthem? ]
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My roommate Charlie*****************
Date: 27 Jan 93 13:22:32 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.pets,rec.pets.dogs,alt.job.gooley
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


In article <1jsne2INNbs8@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>
cn573@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ray Henry) writes:

# Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.pets,rec.pets.dogs,alt.job.gooley
                           =========

Heh.





-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    I have discovered of this
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    basic rule of the universe
the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    a most remarkable proof,
somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    which this .signature is too
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: SIOUX JUST WON'T STOP...
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 13:26:44 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.030950.4934@scott.skidmore.edu> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
>...distorting her face and screaming "rodent" in the library.  this is
>causing me great distress.
>
>
>
>				cathy

I was wandering in the stacks of the University of Delaware library
when I found it. With quaking hands I gingerly lifted it and cried out
ecstatically, to the disapproval of the other patrons. Chris rushed
to my side. "What is it?"

"PHYSIOGNOMY OF THE NAKED MOLE RAT!"

He named a drink after it.

-T

This is all true

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@mothra.syr.EDU (Handel Low)
Subject: My Straight-Edge Hardcore Offering
Organization: People's Equality Army
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 15:03:23 EST


KILL YOUR MOTHER!!
RIP HER HEAD OFF!!

KILL YOUR SISTER!!
RIP HER HEAD OFF!!

DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL!!

DON'T DO DRUGS!!

DON'T WEAR LEATHER!!


handel "will sing for food" low
From: plord@pioneer.uspto.gov (Paul Lord)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: squirrels and orgasms
Date: 23 Jan 1993 00:30:57 -0600
Organization: United States Patent and Trademark Office
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu


As you may or may not know, squirrels have a limited counting system
consisting of one (1), two (2), and many [...).  So if a squirrel is
taking nuts from a pile, and every time he takes the 3rd-to-the-last
one, you replace it, the squirrel will never catch on.  Beyond a set
of two, all sets are equivalent, at least in squirrel math.

I have discovered that Morgan, one of my two lovers, reverts to this 
level of mathematical ability in certain situations mentioned in the
header.  I know this NOT because I am so gauche as to make inquiries
of a numerical nature; rather, I noticed over time that whenever the 
subject *did* arise in conversation, the quantities mentioned always
fell into one of two categories: small multiples of 3, and imprecise
descriptors such as "more than three."  

Paul
--
"For all Morgans in ecstacy, the set of Integers reduces to (1,2,3)
explicit, with possible (6,9,12...) if a reset occurs."


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From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: CD vs. LP again (was Re: Preamp and Amp)
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 00:09:26 GMT

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:

>I would consider the sounds that come from MD and DCC machines to be
>quite definitely bizarre.  Not to mention distorted and not euphonic.
>--scott

>You can probably hear DCC at the Bob, but I am sending the MD machine back.
>It's really horrible.

I'm just pissed that Philips is actually DARING to advertise that
DCC's have the same quality sound as CD.  I do NOT see how they can
get away with that.

Even if it is true that 95% of the population can't tell the difference.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SSC convolved with Right Now
Date: 22 Jan 1993 23:26:43 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: nasdaq.intel.com

Until I realize my folly, I wish I had a thin, clear
voice, thick, dark, hair, piercing, dark eyes below
sensuously fulsome eyebrows, and diminutive, empathetic
stature, just like Bill Clinton's Communications Director,
George Stephanopoulous.

				--Blair
				  "He can keep the spell-
				   proofed last name..."
From: crisper@cats.ucsc.edu (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Finished (was Re: Work in progress.)
Date: 28 Jan 1993 05:54:50 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: as215-ws-14.ucsc.edu


In article <1k1blvINNcaa@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
>
>>                   A ten word Tom Clancy novel.
>
>High technology and manly virtue carried the day.  America prevailed.

It wasn't his field, but Jack Ryan pulled it off.

---

Once the spy satellite locked in, it was all over.

---

	--The Elder Dan
	Guess I'm getting debriefed again, Clancy said with a smirk.
o
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Imminent death of culture predicted
Originator: ben@ipoint
Summary: some things will endure, others will not
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 04:26:43 GMT

yywwyy@mixcom.com (Steven Pearson) writes:

>	the mood for the clinton administration has been set.  
>	about five minutes before the president-elect became the president,
>	the band struck up the theme to monty python.  
>	be afraid.  

Once, long ago, before John Cleese or TV was even born, there was a
piece of music called "The Liberty Bell", a march by John Philip
Sousa.  Sousa's marches have long been used at patriotic celebrations,
and only occasionally for British comedy programs.

Along came Cleese, Chapman, Idle, et al., and TV, or telly, as the
Brits like to call it, and later the birth of the program called
"Monty Python's Flying Circus".  This phenomenal program was quite
funny, even on second and occasionally even third viewing, and hence
was quite popular with the masses.

Some of them liked it SO much that they decided it was the Canonical
comedy program, and thus rearranged causal relationships between
events and features of the programs in such a manner as to imply that
"Monty Python" (as they liked to call it) came first, and that other
things (such as Sousa marches and blancmanges) grew out of the
program.  Such items were then annexed by the ignorant masses, and
thus "The Liberty Bell" became "The Theme to Monty Python."

These people were, however, sadly mistaken.

In summary: *PLONK*

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: funny names for private parts
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 02:49:24 GMT

In <1993Jan23.012204.30026@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> jcg2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JASON GIRARD) writes:
>    An ex of mine out Penn State wrote to say that she's taking a sex ed class
>    and has an assignment to think of names for male and female private parts.
>    She asked me to help her think of some, so I'm asking you guys for some
>    interesting names!  Anyone??

Well, I'm unwilling to divulge the name I use for my private parts, but I
think I'll start calling my anus JASON GIRARD.
From: mbm3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN BERNARD MUSHRUSH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 10 word Helen Keller
Date: 24 Jan 93 02:59:11 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

wa wa wa wa wa wah wau wat wau water
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Budd Hazard)
Subject: What I Will Do For My Art
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 06:50:31 GMT


I Will Wear A Skirt & Lose A Fight.
But Not At The Same Time.


-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Jeff Putnam Fan Club")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Miserari enim nupta
Date: 21 Jan 93 18:43:35 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA's message of 20 Jan 93 22:04:50 GMT

In article <C16Ao2.38A@news.rich.bnr.ca> bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash) writes:
>   I need something bizarre to say for the toast.

My favorite toast is:

	``May you live happily for as many years as you want, and then
	  stop suddenly.'' 

    I presume since you're best man that you wish well to at least the
groom.
--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: What!  Is Sylvia?  Who?  Is she!
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 21:35:20 GMT

>>That.  Which?  Does not!  Kill us?  Makes us!  Stronger.

I think you've mistaken t.b for alt.fan.william.shatner.
-- 

======================================================================8--<
From: mrx@sgi.com (cloaking the constant k)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: girl no longer pursued by lesbians
Date: 22 Jan 93 01:46:13 GMT
Organization: the theory that jack built

jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:


>    i bought a t-shirt that says
>    'a hard man is good to find'
>    now they leave me alone.
>
>    -jane
>
>    well, the lesbians leave me alone at least.


go ahead, ignore my advice.

the last person to ignore my advice, an
eager but soft-headed lab intern (not entirely
his fault: parts of his skull had previously
been removed as part of his training), now 
resides in a small lead container on  a shelf
in storage level b-5.

"don't walk through the beam," i'd advised.

i can still recall the look of affable
incomprehension that crossed his face mere
microseconds before the implosion.


now you may figure that you're a whole lot
swifter than this fellow, ms. horvath, but 
don't be so so damned smug.  

just wait until your first amorous encounter
with the walking dead.  i understand that,
like certain insects, they eat the objects
of their affection.


		mr x

		stiff all over
--
mrx@annexia.esd.sgi.com
rmr@sgi.com
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Everybody sing along....
Date: 20 Jan 93 21:33:06 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1993Jan20.035144.24736@koko.csustan.edu>, msmith@koko.csustan.edu (Marlan Smith) writes:
> 
> 	Hey! Does anybody remember all the lyrics to "Rubber Ducky"?
> 
> 	I've been dyin' to sing that song , but I always hit a mental wall.
> 
> 	Please help.
> 
> 
> 
> -Fishy

I don't know all the words anymore, but I do remember discovering once that
they fit just as well to the tune of "Surfer Girl."

					--Joachim
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: international response needed
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 25 Jan 93 05:50:10 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: Ministry of Noises

mscs240@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:

>I need for someone to write me some electronic mail for this computer 
>class I am enrolled in.  The only requirement is that the mail must be
>from a country outside the United States. So someone please respond.
>Thanks in advance! My user id is mscs240

This oughtta be good.

Gerald
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 10 word story rebuttal
Date: 22 Jan 1993 00:02:27 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: nasdaq.intel.com

Who started this ridiculous thread?  It's gotten boring.

				--Blair
				  "Whaddaya want to make of it,
				   anyways?"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: One word substance
Organization: Inst. for Epistemological Pathology
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 23:38:36 GMT

The property is called thixotropism, and a substance possessing said
property is thixotropic.  This means that it changes its ductility and
resistance to pressure depending on the speed of the force applied to it. 

Another way of looking at it is that it will behave like a solid or like a
liquid depending on the time-scale in which you are interacting with it.
Many substances are thixotropic, in this view.  Glass shatters like -- well,
glass -- if you hit it with a rock; but over centuries, panes of glass will
start to flow and sag out of their frames.  Over tens of millenia, rock will
flow like liquid.  On the other hand, water, our archetype of liquids,
behaves a great deal like concrete if you hit it head first at terminal
velocity off the top of the Golden Gate Bridge.

In the mixture you describe, the transition from "solid" to "liquid"
behavior is particularly abrupt, and happens within the range of
accelerations that unaided human muscles can generate, and the range of
timeframes that unaided human perceptions can observe.  

A final observation: Rush hour traffic is thixotropic.

I have been looking for an opportunity to use the preceding sentence for
at least two months, and you handed it to me on a platter.  Thank you.
  -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
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- Dissecting personal psychopathology at the edge of the 20th century -
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:46595 alt.flame:19468
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: THE REAGAN ERA IS OVER, THE END IS NEAR!
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:32:02 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Organization: Inst. for Epistemological Pathology
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058 (lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:

: Hi Dog, all us snotty cock-sucking Canadians are really ever so
: fucking pleased to know that the freedom of the western world is
: left in the hands of marginally sentient automatons like poor
: jeffy. We are all just dancing around our igloos with glee waiting 
: for the opportunity to express our appreciation in the traditional 
: Canadian fashion of lining up along the world's longest unprotected
: border and excreting fluids onto the other side. I will have you 
: know mister holtsinge4r that the only reason Gerald is a pompous
: little shit is because he has no limbs or he would be an enormous
: pompous shit. The reason that IBM is losing so much money is that
: they embody the typical Amurcun attitude that they have some devine
: right to clog an otherwise bloated bureaucracy with thousands of
: redundant middle managers. Furthermore, oh tainted tuna loaf, I 
: personally have wheeled Gerald into the board meetings where he 
: translates the wheezings of the fat-ass, cigar chomping sex offenders
: who act as liasons between the Americon guvmunt and industrial
: tycobbs. Gerald is neither lazy nor dayglo, he does however keep
: excellent time when recorded in stroboscopic light. 

: To conclude you whinging great blot of distended rectal tissue
: you can expect a call from Canadian super hero Ken Taylor who,
: on behalf of the United Reichstag of America, will tear up your
: citizenship papers as you have made it apparent that you are:
: a) a secret Australian mole
: b) a graduate of Lehigh
: c) a loud-ass death despite ignorance patriot

: You may now please eat fuck and crawl back under KKKaldis' desk
: and make sure that lobster bib is securely fastened

This is my favorite flame of the month.  Jane, please take note of the 
fine craftmanship here.
  -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
- Dissecting personal psychopathology at the edge of the 20th century -
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Stop the world, I wanna get off.
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 18:17:48 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.165304.13203@black.ox.ac.uk> tbrann@oxford.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan) writes:
>I was doing a practical this morning, when I noticed that while
>longitude extends from 180' East to 180' West, latitude only extends
>from 90' North to 90' South.  What happened to the other 180' of
>latitude?

It's classified, but there's not really a north and south pole. Agents 
have installed a wormhole at each point, through which the other half
of the latitude has been sucked (for reasons you needn't know) into an
alternate dimension.

>I can only conclude the Earth is shrinking :-(

You're not supposed to notice that!


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
Windows NT documentation: "Command to change password    CTL-ALT-DEL"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aisa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (procrastination)
Subject: Re: 10-word controversial poem
Organization: <> 
Distribution: usa 
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 05:17:58 GMT

In article <1993Jan24.191540.11496@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>
> So,
> What is so
> Good about the
> Grateful
> Dead,
> Anyway?
>
>Jason


not a damn thing, unless you like fat, balding, old fucks, who can't
play good music to save their wrinkled skins.

c.f.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: BoB-ing for jam
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 23:08:32 GMT

I would consider proposing a BoB for the Southern Ontario
area of Canada, not to exclude the more travelsome t.b
folks, but who the fuck would show up? I could go to 
Toronto and embarass Gerald by appearing scruffy
as he spilled gases onto and from above his
shoes. Maybe HiHoSilver would creep out
from under his h00ter books and
tel us lies about having
actually engaged in 
some form of sex
but that ain't
a real party
and toxic
play
things    
are getting 
harder to find 
all the time but the  
local x industries factory
outlet has a few nifty glowing
salesperkins that might consider
attending if we could promise not to
laugh at their gills, the silly homunculus
of course this ain't no tourist area excepting
of course that Toronto is reputed to be pretty clean
like anyone really gives a dirty squeeze for that and there
is the excitement of being in the slush knowing that a bunch of
guys in pajamas from the deep south were paid a shitpile of quatloos
to win a certain big deal trophy or flag or some crap for being
out in a field waiting for a ball to land near them while
thousands of delirious boobs scream in adulation at
these characters who mostly don't speak any form           
of English that I know of and besides all the
totally qool people would prolly snub our 
little party and just hang around the
pools in Californicatia waiting to
do a totally rad slide into the
ocean dude. And that doesn't
even cover the topic of
the t.b goddess class
who are so much in 
demand that they
won't even
slap
us
like
we deserve
unless we look 
like Piano Reeves
or Fabio the steroid
poster boy of the romance 
set and we all don't live near
a golf course or own four entire cd
collector items and besides here in the
North it is very cold and the nudity quotient 
is low, really low, in fact we arrest people who
happen to be attached to breasts but not shirts though
many of us wish that this were not so and besides all the
stinking oldbies will  be hanging out at castle wetware basking
in the glow of Andy R's fatal eyeliner fondue while mr x screws yet
another plank on the back of a serially corrugated newbie after
Drieux decides to initiate a game of walk the plank me buckos
and cj well cj will be riding the line between rows of cars
with her souped up shotgun stapler but mostly no one 
cares. We are the gooley nation, no one here ever
gets laid and when someone does it is accidental
and certainly mono-orgasmic so your chances
improve drastically if you lay yourself
so why do I even care you pack of 
snide Holtsingers cats
maybe Gerald can
make a coffee
and I'll get
a beer and
we call 
it a
day
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kevin@wicat.com (Kevin Vigor)
Subject: Re: My Entire CD Collection
Keywords: Idiots From New England
Reply-To: kevin@elvis.wicat.com
Organization: WICAT Systems
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 00:11:36 GMT

rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton) writes:

>bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:

[alleged qoolness deleted]

>	(Cough) Ahhh, that'd be negatory, Captain(ette) America.
>	Sorry, but Musak don't constitute no coolness.

>	I, on the other hand, own the complete works of Swell Maps *and*
>Can on CD.

Now, if only they'd release the Shag's two masterpiece albums on CD...
-- 
		Peace & PopTarts, 
			Kevin
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