HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: Ratboy's Voter Call
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 20:11:49 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.061206.3834@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>Gina says, on Ratboy's behalf (not to be confused with his a-half,
>>which he lost in the war):
>>
>>Everyone's hearing about Saint---Vote for Saint this, vote for Saint
>>that.
>>
>>Who really cares about a Saint when no one can be one?
>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone who fits in, someone you can
>>	imitate with relative ease?
>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone you can relate to on a
>>	**personal** level, at any time of the day or night (wink,
>>	wink.  nudge, nudge)?
>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone with experience?
>>	(I didn't say at what, though)
>>
>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone because a beautiful woman with
>>long blond hair and a curvy body seductively asked you to?
>>
>>Then vote for Ratboy!!!!!!!!  Ratboy!!!!!!!!	RATBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>*This message will be paid for by Ratboy, in a substantial way.*
>
>Gee. Thanks. I used all my campaign funds at Wicked Wanda's...
>
>Payment? All I got is hanky and a handful of mud...oh, and this dead parrot
>what bit my granny on the bum.
>
>Ratboy aka Gina's candidate.

Wow, If Gina really is a long-haired blonde with a curvaceous
figure then I vote for Gina Gina Gina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dave smurf do I get to pay in a substantial way too?}:->


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail script wanted!!!
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 92 18:27:52 GMT

gbh@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Da Hubster!!!) bashes bricks against his/her head while standing in a pool of water with a televisions playing reruns of Billy Graham Crusades strapped on his/her back:

>Could someone mail me the Holy Grail script...

No.
But you can ftp it from twit@castle.AAAAAAAAAAAARGH.com
It is in directory /pub/cellar/wicked/wanda

James nerak That oughta confuse the cat!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Get the comfy chair !
Date: 11 Oct 92 04:59:16 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct8.153416.21528@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
> 
> |> >> 
> Miles and miles of header dragged outside, shot, and sent to the Russian
> front only to be gobbled up by a rabbit with really big fangs.
> 
> 
> |> >>Excuse me, Fievel, but I want to be the one to bash rats. I hear they
> |> >>are actually very good in the late night hours...
> |> >> 
> |> >>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
> |> >>I won't get paid, now does it.
> |> >> 
> |> >>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
> |> >>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
> |> > 
> |> > Will you marry me?
> |> > 		-Fievel
> |> 
> |> Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney. 
> |> Sure, I'll marry you IF:
> |> 	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay. 
> |> 	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
> |> 	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
> |> 	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
> |> 	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
> |> 		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)
> |> 
> Quit right and all that but just how good is he on the computer.  Exactly 
> what does he have to live up to?
> 
> doubting with hairy legs.

Yeah Fievel--how good are you on the computer? As opposed to on the
piano or ....
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 7 Oct 92 13:49:45 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1as7ugINNa1a@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> 
	jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Vermin D. Pestilent) did say :

->
->In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:
->
->>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
->>
->>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
->>the winner in one week......
->>
->>Just something to still the boredom....
->>
->>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
->
->So...we're to vote for our five favorite a.f.m.p'ers, are we?
->
->Well, I'm casting a vote for Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Newsgroup.
Well I prefer Brave Sir Robin, who almost sent a post once,
who nearly flamed Jester, and nearly followed up to an article with the
word `Spam' in it..
->
->Vermin ralph Head Surgeon for the Hospital for Pretty Young Ladies Who
->Don't Have Anything In Particular Wrong With Them
Pag aka Well where is the machine that goes `ping' ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Get the comfy chair !
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 09:32:59 GMT

>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
>>>>>>>>James <=== same here
>>>>>>> Well, if you held these views up to a mirror, they'd certainly reflect then,
>>>>>>> wouldn't they?  HA!!  You never thought of that, did you?  Well, You'd better
>>>>>>> think more carefully the next time you write one of those poxy disclaimers, 
>>>>>>> eh?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 					peace,
>>>>>>> 					Fievel
>>>>>>WEll now. Rat-bashing are we? What if I claimed to be ineligible to
>>>>>>claim the disclaimer that was claimed before I started to claim
>>>>>>disclaimers? What if I made sense every once in a while....
>>>>>>		Love and all that for those who need it....
>>>>>>			Gina
>>>>>>> 
>>>>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>>>>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>>>>> make will be paid.
>>>>> 				piece,
>>>>> 				Fievel
>> 
>>Hey! Any American knows that Fievel was a mouse! You...you...genocidist!
>> 
>>>>Excuse me, Fievel, but I wan tto be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>>>>are actually very good in the late night hours...
>> 
>>Now that's more like it...
>> 
>>>>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>>>>I won't get paid, now does it.
>>>> 
>>>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>>>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
>>>
>>>Will you marry me?
>>>		-Fievel
>>Yes.
>> 
>>Ratboy aka Right! Where's your akas? I'm afraid I'll have to take you in unless
>>  you show me your liscence.
>---------------------
>* STATE OF NEW YORK *
>*  LICENCE TO AKA   *
>* Hereby granted to *
>*      Fievel       *
>*  expires 7/26/95  *
>--------------------- 
Ratboy aka Right! That's a liscence for USING an aka...where's you're liscence
   *not* to use one??? Aha! Got you!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Hell????
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:13:47 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>> djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>Gina refuses to accept:
>>>>wlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>>>Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>>It's feeling ... much ... better...
>>>>>>No it isn't. It'll be stone dead in a minute.
>>>>> No, No. It's just worn out after a long squauk!
>>>>	To all concerned:
>>>>I, Gina of WKU, do hereby refuse to accept responsiblility for nay
>>>>articles being dead, especially long squauks. I had nothing to do with
>>>>the death of this or any other articles.
>>>>I only accepted the responsibility for the death of rats from
>>>>exhaustion stemming from over-exertion and low endurance tolerances to
>>>>other woodland creatures' predatory habits.
>>>>Signed,
>>>>	Gina
>>>Little bunny Fufu
>>>Hopping through the forest
>>>Scooping up the feild mice and
>>>Bop em on the head....
>> 
>> ARROIT! I'm tired of all this rodent-bashing! It's...it's...it's speciesism!
>> All me and my rodent friends are protesting during this election year to
>> demand EQUAL RIGHTS FOR RODENTS!!! 
>> 
>> A.F.M-P UNFAIR!                   DOWN WITH HUMANS!
>> 
>>               MAKE CHEESE NOT WAR!             RATCATCHERS ARE THE
>>                                                      ANTICHRIST!
>>   
>> 
>>>dave smurf I'm sorry but it is your fault Gina that this is dead.
>> Ratboy squeek Gina is dead? I guess Nietzsche was right...or did I dream it?
>>           Hey. What's that coming through the forest? Oh. It's just a 
>>           little bunny--  {bop} {thud}
>> 
>No, Ratboy, I'm not dead. I'm feeling much better now. Miss me?
>Why'd you killed my sweet little bunny? I was going to have that for
>dinner.

I'm to death of the bloody stench of him! And look what he did to me nephew...
Bop! Right on the 'ead. What's fair, I ask?

Ratboy
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these mooses
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:01:21 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) threatens *me*, does he?:

> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>James Willer) writes:
>>> id A. Joiner) joins the party (sorry, I couldn't resist. Should've, but couldn't):
>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>(James Willer) writes:
>>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet throws more used hankies on the pile of rubbish to be burned at the end of the month:
>>>>>>>In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>>>>>>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>>> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>>>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>>>>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>>>                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>>>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>>>>>>>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
>>>>>>>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
>>>>>>>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
>>>>>>>than cherries any day.)
>>>>>> Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
>>>>>> 	in my mouth....
>>>>>What do stems have to do with it? I tell you I'M BETTER THAN CHERRIES!
>>>>Would you still say that immediately after seeing 9 1/2 weeks
>>> Wrong! The *correct* response was "*You* are a *piece* of *tail*!"
>>> But you don't walk away empty-handed, you still get our consolation
>>> prize (dramatic pause) A pair of plyers around the norti-bits!!
>>>>dave smurf alright dammit, if my names cited above,
>>>>    wheres my earlier addition to this post grrrrrrr :-{
>>> Maje S nerak Oh! So *you're* the *bastard* what corrupted my "<==="!!
>>> 	Take that! (Thunk)
>>I'm offended. Where's my rat in shining armor to guard my ^&^!@** when
>>I need him?
>Ratboy aka Hold a bit...I soiled my armor...
James <=== Come back here ... I'll bite yer kneecaps off!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: bconnell@nyx.cs.du.edu (Beth Connell)
Subject: Re: not being seen
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: BOOM
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 06:14:28 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.135953.16049@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH
CHESTNUTT) writes:
>
>Hello, welcome to the art of not being seen.
>In this field a Mr Jester of Purdue, is practicing the art of not being 
een.
>Stand up Mr. Jester.
>			     \ | \ / | /	
>			       \\||//
>				\\//
>				||||
>				BOOM!!
>Rule number one:
>		never stand up.
>
>In this field we have Gina aka she's a wench.  Stand up Gina.....As you 
an see,
>she did not stand up.  But we know where she is hiding.
>
>			\ |\ |/ /
>			  \\||//
>			   \\//
>			   ||||
>			   BOOM!!
>
>						Mr. Walker
>						aka the phantom
>						aka the ghost who walks
>						aka the guy in the purple tights.


And here we have Mr. Walker. Mr. Walker thinks he is being veery clever.. 
You see we have three bushes  here.. and Mr. walker Is trying to confuse
us by not telling us  which bush he is behind.. 
However, this problem is easily remedied..


(imagine the graphics, if you will..)

bush on the left :

          BOOM!
bush on the right :

          BOOM!
bush in the middle :

          BOOM!                              "AWK!"
:)
 bEth
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 8 Oct 92 15:19:20 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

Jester Plugs!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vote for me!!!!!!!!
Who else has posted 100 consecutive posts with only one
line added to each one. Who else has had his newsadmin
threaten to remove his acct if he did not quit posting
the above items.....see....noone....so everyone vote for me

Paid for by the Campaign for Jester for President of a.f.m-p
-- 
I am the broken glass that cuts your sticky fingers.
I am the hero that every world and every culture needs!
I am the sequins on the Jumpsuit of Justice.
I am the corn on crime's big toe.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 06:42:23 GMT

(James Willer) sputtered:
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet interjects:
>>che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
>>> Hey Ratboy, where are you?
>
>>I'm not Ratboy, but would I do in a bind?  
>>-------Gina 
>
>That depends on where you'd like to be bound, I suppose...
>James octopud I know 'e's around 'ere somewhere, I almost stepped on 'im.

SQUUEK! Shhhh! Shhhhhhh! He might hear us!

Ratboy plasm Hiding in the 'scotting
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: Morning Menu!
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 20:16:35 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.063437.5159@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>(James Willer) writes:
>>> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) does his fine impression of Dr. Gumby:
>>>>(James Willer) squawks:
>>>>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
>>>>>>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>>>>>>(David Bromage) writes:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>>>>>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>>>>>>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>>>>>Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
>>>>Ratboy <== has a lot of rat in him...
>>> E Jams <=== I'd like spam, bacon, eggs, sausage and rat. That's not
>>> 	got *much* rat in it ...
>>I like lots of rat, though. Sorry. For every meal . Very sorry.
>Oooooooohhhh YES!
>
>Ratboy aka Boy, this sexual connotation stuff is contagious...hope it's
>   not fatal...gotta at least see how the end turns out...I mean, what's
>   it all about? What's the meaning of life? What's for dinner? Lemon curry?
>   Well why didn't you say so? I mean, I just looooove lemon curry because
>   I once had this hamster, you see, named Huey...yea...just like the
>   Viking...and he had this bad leg, so I put him into the night the
>   beast did crawl all the way to the other end of the street where I saw
>   Gina that time doing a *fine* imitation of "The Naughty Bits of Hubert
>   Humphrey" with only one leg and only half a chicken so I said to her
>   "Hey there! Quit that before you hurt yourself!" but she ignored my little
>   before eight, dear, when I was supposed to be watching that show what
>   was on the mollusk of summat, but you know I can't keep awake since
>   those parrots moved in next door squawking all night and pining for
>   the fjords in their screechy voices and chittering about "Oh, they don't
>   make it properly here, do they?" and shouting about how Gina should be
>   running the country...I mean, where's the sport? Where's the adventure?
>   It's only a mosquito, I told them...but did they listen? Nooooooooo...
>   They voted for Jester anyway, knowing full well that he only went once
>   in his life and even *then* was questionable..I mean, did you ever see
>   *anyone* jump around like that and live? Not me. Not even when Simon
>   poked him in the bum with that penguin that had three buttocks what he
>   got from David at the rummage sale and what is a rummage anyway? I never
>   seen one...never seen a dustbin either, although I heard they have very nice
>   Bishops there...and even a slug or two. (Mrs.)
>
>*sigh*
>
dave smurf Maxwell house makes a fine decaf...



Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Song lyrics
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 23:08:01 GMT

In article <3597@dozo.and.nl>
jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
 
>
>In article <ins450m.718869130@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>|
>|>In article <8OCT199220313401@zeus.tamu.edu> pww9211@zeus.tamu.edu (WINFREY, CHIP) writes:
>|>|
>|>|Could someone be kind enough to e-mail me the words to
>|>|the "Philosophers' Song"? Thanks in advance.
>|>|
>|>|Chip
>|
>|>All of them?
>|
>|Well, you could post them one at a time.
>|
>|>Jos aka Sometimes people can be so, so, ... greedy!
>|Eccles aka Its _so_ depressing
>
>Good idea, old fruit! Ok, here comes ... stand back ... Here comes the
>first word of the philosophers' song: (drums ...)
>
>                        Intercourse!
>
>There! There it is! The first word of the famous philosophers' song! I did
>it! I did it! Did! Did! didididididid! Tada!
>
>Jos aka Always willing to help ...
Chris aka Jos!  My old friend!  I always knew you were a bit off your chump!
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Good Morning!
Date: 8 Oct 92 17:36:06 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>(David Bromage) writes:
>>> 
>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 09:36:26 GMT

(James Willer) dissertates: 
>af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) has eels in her hovercraft:
>>In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:
>
>>>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>geez, how can you eat..um......er...CHOOSE...just one?
>
>>>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>>the winner in one week......
>>geez, how can you choose just three.....hmmmm, should I pick Jester, or 
>>Ratboy, or Meetch, or the other lisa, or Tia.......*Lisa being boggled*
>
>>>Just something to still the boredom....
>>>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>NO NO NO...vote for Lisa...she has campaign EXPERIENCE...and she gives 
>>political favors *wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?*
>
>Say No Mo-wah!!
>
>>Lisa aka EVERYONE'S favorite
>James <=== Sure, if you like big 'l's
Ratboy aka There's naught wrong with big L's! I mean, jsut look at it!
  Whaaaaaahhhh, ay? Whaaaaaaahhhh!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Ratboy's Voter Call
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:32:38 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct15.201149.8868@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
> In article <1992Oct15.061206.3834@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>Gina says, on Ratboy's behalf (not to be confused with his a-half,
>>>which he lost in the war):
>>>
>>>Everyone's hearing about Saint---Vote for Saint this, vote for Saint
>>>that.
>>>
>>>Who really cares about a Saint when no one can be one?
>>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone who fits in, someone you can
>>>	imitate with relative ease?
>>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone you can relate to on a
>>>	**personal** level, at any time of the day or night (wink,
>>>	wink.  nudge, nudge)?
>>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone with experience?
>>>	(I didn't say at what, though)
>>>
>>>Wouldn't you rather vote for someone because a beautiful woman with
>>>long blond hair and a curvy body seductively asked you to?
>>>
>>>Then vote for Ratboy!!!!!!!!  Ratboy!!!!!!!!	RATBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>*This message will be paid for by Ratboy, in a substantial way.*
>>
>>Gee. Thanks. I used all my campaign funds at Wicked Wanda's...
>>
>>Payment? All I got is hanky and a handful of mud...oh, and this dead parrot
>>what bit my granny on the bum.
>>
>>Ratboy aka Gina's candidate.
> 
> Wow, If Gina really is a long-haired blonde with a curvaceous
> figure then I vote for Gina Gina Gina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> dave smurf do I get to pay in a substantial way too?}:->
> 
> 
Would a female politician lie to you? Really? Be honest, now.
VOTE FOR WHOEVER GIVES YOU THE BEST CHANCE OF WINNING IN SOME
SUBSTANTIAL WAY. like me.
Yes, even YOU can pay too!!!! Just vote for "you-know-who".
From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Germans/Funniest Joke in the World
Date: 9 Oct 92 14:19:35 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <19927.4978.11428@dosgate>, "davidr turner" <davidr.turner@canrem.com> writes:
> 00>>In article <CPM.92Sep25165928@kottan.digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de>
> 00>@digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de (Claus Meder) writes:
> 00>>|
> 00>>|Ist hier nicht der Deutschunterricht?
> 00>>
> 00>>In das Flipperwald gespurt?
> 00>>
> 
> Don't know if you're trying to quote the funniest joke in the world,
> but if you are.... see below...
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer?  Ja!  ... Beiherhund das
> Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
> 
> Translation: (no real one, but maybe someone wants to translate
> it literally).
> Later...
> ---
>  ~ SLMR 2.1a ~ I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
> --
> Canada Remote Systems  - Toronto, Ontario
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Most of it isn't real german words and doesn't follow german grammar.
However, I've been told that the question is "What do you get when you
cross a nun and a butcher?"

Remember that it was translated one word at a time, so obviously
there would be some errors.

Zere were zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse.
and one of zem vas assaulted... peanut...  Ho! Ho! Ho!

(The german retaliation)

Andrew aka 150-year-old German

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Andrew P. Rodenhiser, Graduate Student, Colloidal Physical Chemistry
Dalhousie University, Halifax, N.S., Canada      APRODEN@AC.DAL.CA
Fluorescence Probing Studies of Polymer/Surfactant Interactions
"Now I know why everything turns grey, but it's our own world we paint
And I want the brightest, I want fluorescent, every day and night,
For the rest of my life, Open your eyes, Won't you?"--Faith No More