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From: kerry@is-next.umd.edu (Kerry Ogata)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: GH: Update for Tue, 07/28/92
Keywords: gh, update, tuesday
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:18:36 GMT
Organization: Comp. Sci. Ctr., Univ. of MD, College Park, MD 20742
Originator: kerry@is-next.umd.edu

General Hospital, Tuesday, July 28, 1992
========================================

Jason/Jagger/Karen
==================

The show opens with Cal trying to strangle Jagger.  Karen is trying in vain
to pull him off of Jagger.  Jason finally comes and gets in the fight.  It
ends up with Cal falling down the steep mountainside and coming to a stop
on some rocks.  They all think he is dead.  Karen is very upset because Cal
tried to rape her.  Jagger tells them he sighted a boat when he was trying
to find out if Cal was actually dead or not.  He didn't get close enough
to Cal to find out if he was breathing, nor did he get to check out the boat
well enough.  Meanwhile, the Coast Guard has called off their search for the
duo (they don't know Jagger is with them yet) because they think the two
drowned.  They are all really freaked out because they think they killed a 
guy.  [Personally, it looks like Cal ain't dead yet to me--soap opera rule
#533:  no one is ever dead the first time you think they are (except Harlan
Barret.)]



AJ/Nikki
========

AJ is really worried about Jason.  He starts to drink again, but he stops
himself.  Nikki comforts him.  AJ is furious when he hears the Coast Guard
has called off the search.  He continues to show his softer, emotional side.


Billuke/Holly
=============

Bill and Holly start to kiss and get in bed together.  Bill wakes up and 
realizes the whole preceding scene was "just a dream."  Holly tells Bill that
she overheard Simon and Fr. Martin talking, and Simon is delivering the guns
to General Santiago--not the freedom fighters.  Simon also told Martin he
could kill Bill when the arms transaction was completed.  Holly and Bill try
to plan a way off the boat.  Simon comes to see Bill and tells him he'll
get Bill to a hospital if he forgets about Holly.  Bill pretends to agree,
and acts like he feels much worse than he really does for Simon's benefit.
Simon also tells Holly that he will help Bill by getting him medical treatment,
and Holly pretends to believe him.  It looks like Simon suspects nothing.
Holly and Bill go out for a walk under the stars and have a sort of semi-
romantic moment.  They continue to make plans to jump ship before tomorrow
night.


Tiff/Felicia/Boobs
==================

Tiff tells Felicia and Boobs that she believes Holly is in San Sebastian 
helping the freedom fighters' cause, but warns them not to say anything.
Tiff moans to Boobs that she really wants a baby, and Boobs tells her she
should just stop taking her pill (presumably without telling Sean.)
[ed. note:  BAD IDEA!]   Tiff says she's going to try and persuade Sean to
have a child....
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From: borz@aspenhi.stortek.com (Janet Borzuchowski)
Subject: Re: ATWT - Lurker No More!!!
Organization: Storage Technology Corp.
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 14:49:25 GMT


Hi to all:
	I'm trying a "new" news poster.  (Check this one out, Steve.  I'm
	using "rn" as opposed to something called "tin", which I never heard
	of before coming here.)  

	Any way, I was disappointed in Tuesday's show after all the buildup
	on Monday's cliffhanger.  Inquiring minds still want to know if 
	H2D killed Chairolegs.  I get tired of the writer's dragging out the
	story line.

	On to another topic.  I too have a nickname I have had since childhood,
	Jania (pronounced Yania) which is Polish for Jan.  Only my family and
	friends call me this, or those people who inquire what "JANIA" means
	on my license plate.

	A big "Gin dobry" (Good Day in Polish, although the spelling is wrong,
	I tell people I am an illiterate Polack since I can barely read or
	write Polish) to Tina Corvin in San Diego!  Welcome to a fellow Polack.

	Keep up the updates as I am going on vacation to a Dance Camp at BYU
	in Provo, Utah for a week.  I hope they let us know who did, once and 
	for all, the dastardly crime.  I vote for H2D.

		caio-ski,
		Jania  (the Polish Princess)
From: flip@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Phillip Russell)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: SB: Cruz, BJ and Frank
Date: 25 Jul 92 20:48:26 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Jul24.135923.1940@sadtler.com> rick@sadtler.com (Rick Morris) writes:
>was for real!  I do like her presence more than Lilly's.  Lilly as a victim
>doesn't wash since she was introduced to us as a veteren Vegas show girl or
>some such worldly profession.  I can't see her being so vulnerable.
>
>I think Rafe will find out when Lisa and partner tire of the charade.
>
>-Rick.

I agree with you Rick. This whole line of garbage since Lilly started liking
Rafe has been hard to swallow. Lilly came on as this hard-shelled
rough girl who had seen it all and now she's acting as if she's some
young highschool girl who's never had boy problems before. The real Lilly
would have flatout decked blondie the first time she pissed Lilly off.

-Flip



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From: rick@sadtler.com (Rick Morris)
Subject: Re: SB: Cruz, BJ and Frank
Organization: Sadtler Research Laboratories
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 13:41:30 GMT

In article <Bs2658.2Lz@news.udel.edu> riddle@brahms.udel.edu (Tammy Riddle) writes:
>
>I just picked up the August 4 issue of Soap Opera Weekly, and they have an
>interview/article about this storyline.  It's "The Grapevine" section, and
>Dorothy Vine talks to both Nicholas Walker and Sydney Penny.  Pretty
>interesting article and points of view by the actors.  I can post a
>synopsis of the article if there is any interest.
>
>

Despite the rumors of non-responsive posters, THERE IS INTEREST!  Yes!
Post!  Don't doubt the interest!

-Rick.
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From: zaccaria@mtl.mit.edu (Carolyn Zaccaria)
Subject: AMC: Address?
Organization: MIT Microsystems Technology Laboratories
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:51:29 GMT

Re: AMC Address

Just to be *absolutely* sure I have the right address for AMC, would
some very kind soul either email or post AMC address in NY. I am writing
a letter to them which will include our famous AMC Yearbook and I want
to *be sure* I have the right address.

Thanks in advance! 
CAZmania
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From: peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo)
Subject: Re: DOOL:roger lombard, etc.
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 14:22:33 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.033331.21898@gmuvax2.gmu.edu> stapleto@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Kathy Stapleton) writes:
>In article <1992Jul22.223202.4548@chpc.utexas.edu> peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo) writes:
>>In article <QeP_Zw_00VB943f0w_@andrew.cmu.edu> Jeffrey Todd Blankenship <jb93+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>>
>>>Joanna writes:
>>>
>
>>things but Stella (who was on LALaw recently, BTW) and Jesse can both 
>            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>     What, in heaven's name, kind of part did SHE play?  Her acting,
>IMHO, has always seemed soooo stiff and fake...  Was she a poor lady
>in LA Law also???

Hmmm...well, she was in the episode where Benny loses custody of the 
little kid.  She was the lawyer/social worker who argued successfully 
that the two should be split up.  I don't remember if she was also 
involved in the episode where Benny was given custody, but knowing 
LAL, she probably was -- I just hadn't seen her in DOOL yet so didn't 
recognize her then.  Anyway, she was okay -- nothing special -- but
better than she is on DOOL.

>>>he and marlena have an affair while he is recovering from his
>>>alcoholism.  this destroys both marriages.  roger goes to john and tells
>>>him of larry's plan.  john uses rog against larry....
>>>
>>>hey, since he is here, let's get some work out of him.
>>
>>Okay, Jeff...I can buy this.  'Suppose TPTB will?  :-)
>>
>>Joanna.
>
>     UGGGHHHH???  Marlena and Roger having an affair??  Ee-gads!  I
>just can't see it....  

The point is, oh Loupy One, that the affair would split Roman and 
Marlena up.

>Canty :)

Joanna.

| \____ ----- ____/           | "Lately, my life is just blighted by |
|      ( o o )                | one ugly little predicament after    |
|       \   /   Gus-ball!!    | another." - Auntie Viv  :-)          |
|        (_)  Hook 'em Horns! |       peea224@hermes.chpc.utexas.edu |
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From: ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix)
Subject: Re: AMC:  TAN:  Yearbook enters the Twilight Zone
Organization: Wild Bill & BabyCat's House of Many Pleasures
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 20:51:42 GMT


In article <1992Jul29.181731.20193@cs.ucla.edu> bjperry@pram.cs.ucla.edu (Brad Perry) writes:
>ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix) writes:
>>zaccaria@mtl.mit.edu (CAZ-O-RAMA) writes:
>>>bjperry@pram.cs.ucla.edu (Brad Perry - Who is actually someone else) writes:
>					 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>	It's meeeeeee, Nancy Perry.  I just gotta start
>	changing my finger name before I get all excited
>	and post!
>>
>>
>>   Ellon (Left out no longer) St. Croix
>
>
>Nancy Perry  (namidon@hac2arpa.hac.com)  

Sorry Nancy!  I got happy with the editor and deleted your 
name from the message and then promptly forgot what your
name was...:+0


Ellon (oh my god, she's buying princess house AGAIN!!!) St. Croix



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touch. It's like a new love, a new love........  WCS & ESS 4/18/92 
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Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 09:20:27 -0400 
From: Elaine Marie Tomko <et0l+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: DOOL -- SOM's tidbits on DAYS and its "changes"

>>  Also, in another article, General Hospital is trying
>>to get both Stephen Nichols *and* Mary Beth Evans to their
>>show...knowing that it was success for DAYS at one time long ago..


I knew that I watched GH for a reason.  They've picked up some good
and bad from DOOL -- Jane Elliot is wonderful as Tracy (as role I
think she originated, or at least that's what I was told once)
but Wally Kurth as Ned is just as annoying as Justin was.

But it will be great if they got Steve & Kayla.

Elaine
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From: n2413@cray.com (Jo Theis)
Subject: Re: ATWT: Inmate list missing persons
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 31 Jul 92 07:25:21 CDT

In article <92212.154446LSMITH@auvm.american.edu> LSMITH@auvm.american.edu writes:
>How do I become a wardee?  I'm only going to be here for a couple more weeks, b
>ut I'd love to be an inmate!!!
>Nubian Princess

Well, you already have a great nickname.  That's a start.

I guess you just kind of introduce yourself, as the lurkers have 
been doing all week.  C'mon!  It's easy.  It's fun.

- JoelessJo


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From: scott@phlpa.pha.pa.us (Scott Scheingold)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: OLTL
Keywords: REBA
Date: 26 Jul 92 07:08:06 GMT
Organization: Ians' Playhouse

In article <25JUL199221392818@nsfuvax> jdale@nsfuvax (JANE) writes:
>I don't know about anyone else, but I sniffled throughout Reba's song....
>"The Best Man I Never Loved."
>1.  Vicki holding her grandson
>2.  Andrew and his father
>             etc .

I too sniffed throughout her song for the same reasons. I think it was
wonderful. I have also cried something awful when Megan died and throught
all of Tina's a midsummers night. I don't know but sometimes I think I get
into this too much. I do walk away with a good feeling though. 

I even cried for joy at the vote for Andrew. I *really* thought it would go
the other way.


> OLTL started with Tina and Cain going over the plans
>for the Cleopatra jewels heist.


Oh sometimes I could just kill tina. I could not BELIVE what she did. I
wonder how they are going to get out of this mess.


Cheers,

Scott

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From: mmoore@epx.cis.umn.edu ("None of ya Bizness")
Subject: Re: Y&R : Scott's using little Scottie! Also Dru/Nathan
Organization: University of Minnesota
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 03:12:20 GMT

In article <1992Jul25.194107.25440@cs.wayne.edu> faa@athena.cs.wayne.edu (Felicitas A. Atabong) writes:
$go to our aunts place for a weekend. Why can't Scott give Lauren a
$weekend. It's not like people don't move either. What if Scott was
$planning to move? Would he think it was traumatic for little Scottie.
$I'm getting tired of this selfish doctor, using his son to get Lauren in
$the sack!

But then, Lauren has no problem jumpin in the sack with someone else.  And
making sure Scott knows about it.  Oh yeah I like how she paraded Brad around
and kissing him.  Oh yeah I just LOVE the part of her parading Paul around.
OH joy.  See, what Lauren WANTS is to have her cake and eat it too.  She wants
to be a mother to her son, and she wants to sleep with other guys.  Sorry if
I sound chauvinistic, but of course no one looks at it from the mans side.
Scott has been there since day one.

And check this out!!: Lauren had NO problem sleeping with Scott when he
was married to Shiela.  What happened to all that?  I remember they slept
at LEAST once, if not more times.  And now Lauren all of a sudden has
"second thoughts." Gimmeabreak!!

I'm all for Lauren getting a chance to know her son, and be with him, but
this parading around men is ridiculous and if I was Scott I'd do the same
thing.  Or maybe it's because I can't stand the fact that LAUREN ALWAYS
SOUNDS LIKE BOTH HER NOSTRILS ARE PLUGGED!!! ARRRGH!!

on a side note...

Was it me or did anybody else find stunning how Nathan just BUSTED on Dru
in Olivia's office on Thursday?  I think Dru had EVERY RIGHT to bust on	
her sister.  Black Barbie forced Dru to be her maiden of honor, and go to
her various wedding showers, and now she can't spend time having a cele-
bration with Dru cos she's "tired."  When I saw this scene I was throwin
punches at the TV talkin about "Git her Dru!! Git her!!"

pace picante.

-- 
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				            Moore_Malcolm+@ssdc.honeywell.com	
"Jeeeeah this is the rap about the bat batman he is the one in black like a bat
out of hell he will reveal SCREAMIN DOWN THE ROAD IN A BATMOBILE!!!!!!!"
From: 22302LMK@MSU
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AW:Lucas Theory
Date: 29 Jul 92 16:51:13 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University

Well Lucas can't leave soon enough for me. It's like he has smothered Felicias
Light or something like that. But I believe that I did mention that when Rick w
as killed I said that Sally might have done it for Rick's own good. These last
few weeks have proved that Sally is a few sandwichs short of a picnic.
I think she burned Ricks diary thinking that Lucas would be so grateful and com
e running into her arms.
Don't worry Sally there is a little white jacket waiting for you, it's all the
rage, and it has these funky little sleeves on it, it's an absolut SCREAM

Lisa:)
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From: Sandra_Petit@agwbbs.new-orleans.LA.US (Sandra Petit)
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Subject: Re: GL: cast requests
Distribution: world
Date: 26 Jul 92 15:19:40 CST
Organization: The Amiga GateWay BBS * New Orleans, La.

In a message dated Sun 26 Jul 92 14:49, Bohannon@epcot.spdc.ti.com (brynne 
wrote:

 B> In article <1682F1174A.LHAAS@kentvm.kent.edu> LHAAS@kentvm.kent.edu
 B> (Leslie M. Haas) writes:
>My cast suggestion would be get  Nola and Quint back.  Has anyone
>forgotten that Quint is a son of HB Lewis?  (A Lewis never married to

 B> I believe Quint is Henry Chamberlain's son and not HB's.  I know he's

     To the best of my recollection too, Quint is Henry Chamberlain's son
and not HB's.

     SP

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Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 28 Jul 1992 16:25:16 MST
From: <IDSWB@ASUACAD.BITNET>
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Subject:    DOOL: TAN, I'm finally seeing things

Finally, after a week of not receiving posts, I finally see one other than
mine.  Wow!!!  What a feeling!!!  Of course, I missed anything that was
posted on 7/22 or 7/23.  Did I miss anything?  Oh yeah, I heard a reference
to Bill posting a new top 10.  Can someone e-mail that to me?  It would be
much appreciated.  Anything else I missed?  Could someone also e-mail that
to me.

Thanks to Joanna, I did get some of the messages.  She was a dear and e-mailed
in response to my test message.  Thanks again, Joanna.

Wouldn't it just figure that after a week of no net access, the day I get it
my boss hands me a urgent, rush, long project.  Oh well, I knew the material
quite well and finished it in record time.  Therefore, being able to send this
message.  AAAhhhhh, the joy of posting........

Hopefully, tomorrow posts from 7/25 will appear.

You'll love this, while I wasn't getting any new posts on rec.arts.tv.soaps,
I read past posts to alt.beer (hiccup), rec.sports.football (this is a good one
for all of you sports fans.  They have created a pool and people are giving
really good info on the teams that play in their area.), alt. rhodeisland,
alt.california.........I think you get the picture.

None of them compared to rec.arts.tv.soaps DOOL.  I even read the previous
posts to the other soaps and became very confused.  Since I don't watch any
on those programs, I guess that sounds right :-).  Anyway, none of them have
a family like the peel sisters and core brothers.  Everyone, give yourselves
a BIG strong pat on the back.  I feel priviledged to be able to post to this
group!!!

Well, enough rambling for now.......

Sue
Singing:  F..l..a..g..s..t..a..f..f here we come
          M..o..r..e trees and a lot less sun!!!
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From: fred@econ.yale.edu (Frederique Vernhes)
Subject: Re: AMC: Godzilla Speaks Update (c) 920717
Organization: Economics Department, Yale University, New Haven, Ct.
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 16:55:52 GMT


Dave Ochs:

>>I expected Ruth to come to Glo's defense, but this AIDS baby stuff was 
>>out of the blue.  I guess the writers felt it would have to be something
>>major to de-rail Adam, Enid, and the other obnoxious DFL woman.  I thought
>>for sure it would get to Adam, but it hasn't seemed to affected him yet.
>
Caz

>This DID come out of the blue. Talk about making Glorear a GOOD character
>- wow!
>
Me:
Well, that probably means her storyline will be pretty boring now!! :-(

Dave Ochs:
>>He is such a smooth jerk.  This is all going to blow up in his smooth 
>>baby face.  BTW, my BH and I both think Dim looks better without his
>>facial hair ... much younger and handsomer.
>
Caz:
>Well, I agree with you and your BH. It looks like the group may be
>split in this opinion. I must admit I think i was one of the first to
>ask for it so I gotta like it! :-)  
>
Me: I like Dim better without the beard, but I would still like to 
see him in jeans! And I don't like his routine with Erica. Is he supposed
to be genuinely concerned for Angelique? It seems to me we all agree he
is one big coward, who is enjoying his cake, and eating it too!

Caz
>Also some of us like the newCharlie and some of us don't. It's interesting.
>I've said before I like to give new characters a chance. Then I can really
>let them have it after a while....:-)))))))
>
I can get to like the character, if they keep him alive, but not like the
old new Charlie Brent (the latest one), who would go around taking young
babes virginity!! On the other hand I find him totally ugly! I agree, 
he looks too old for the part. I could imagine the other Charlie Brent
having women all over him, but not this one. No sirree! 

What about Angelique. What are we going to do about her? What will it
take for someone on the set to recognize that this woman has potential.
I really think she is pretty, and that the makeup/dressing people do their 
best to hide it: I mean, after the pink "I'll fly away any chance I get"
look at Nat's wedding, we get the blue pregnant beetle look. What is 
that dress? We know she has a waist line! Why hide it under all this ugly
blue material! and her hair. I actually like her hair straight, 
and brushed back. They could cut it a bit maybe or tie it with some
scarf maybe, it would look better than those "buns" they were giving her,
that looked so outdated, and made her look so old. As for her hair
style at the party, the idea of a cut is nice, but could someone
please tell the hairdresser on the set that this hair style has come and
gone long time ago!! And it looked like she used 10 cans or hair spray to 
keep her hair in place!

Well, at least I liked Hayley's look. (See, I don't spend my time 
b*tching :-)


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From: sallyg@oregon.uoregon.edu (George, Sally)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC - Erica and Dimwit
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:33:56 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Oregon

In article <1992Jul24.123311.14955@cs.brown.edu> kpk@cs.brown.edu (Kathy Kirman) writes:

>Also, here's another thing that I found to be really stupid. When Brook
>and Edmund went to the lodge it seems that they just walked in (unless
>I missed something...). They leave and then Dimwit shows up to meet 
>Erica. Well, when he showed up I noticed he UNLOCKED the deadbolt on 
>the front door of the lodge! If that's the case, how did Edmund and 
>Brook get in? Does he STILL have the keys from his childhood home? 
>I know, IOAS.

>Kathy Kirman
 
Kathy,

Somone posted that the key is under the front doormat.  I think I saw the 
key in Edmund's hand when they walked in (as if he had just unlocked it).

Sal
From: ahelmers@umiami.ir.miami.edu
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC:unanswered ?s for 7/27
Date: 29 Jul 92 01:49:13 GMT
Organization: Univ of Miami IR

In article <8LZLoB1w161w@cdthq.UUCP>, mitch@cdthq.UUCP (Mitch Harris) writes:
> 
> 2- How can Edmund punch a mirror & not cut his hand?
> 
>    The same basic soap opera biology that rids SO characters of basic
>    bodily functions is in effect here. That's why you *never* see some
>    one go into the powder room & come out zipping their pants or pulling
>    up their pantyhose.

...or come out of the bathroom with a long length of toilet paper stuck to
their shoe.

> 5- Is Enchantment an official supplier to the US Olympic team?

Yeah, they provide the Dream Team with aftershave.

>    Neither. It'll be Jethro's pit.

Unless he has that not-so-fresh feeling.

Yo Helmers
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