HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Found art
Date: 26 Jan 1993 16:21:54 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <930126.143705.3j3.rusnews.w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
>fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>>In REC.GAMES.CHESS <32iRXB1w164w@tweekco.uucp> jay@tweekco.uucp (Jay Whitley)
>>writes:
>>>I've read allegations about drugs in chess (allegations about
>>>Karpov in K-K World Championship, etc.)  Should drug use be
>>>banned from chess play as it is in athletic events? Should there
>>>be drug testing?  
>
>Just the other day I was thinking that it would be fun if they made Go sets
>with the pieces made from white and dark chocolate.

Normally we play Go with M&Ms, and the person who wins gets to eat all of
the pieces.  However, if you worry about drugs, you could use various pills
of different colors as playing pieces as well.
--scott
  ("Come on, I don't wanna be valium again.  You got to be amytol last time.")
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From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: *** The Butt Report ***
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1993 22:45:51 GMT

>   of my butt sent a surge of blood coursing through my head, delivering 
>   the extra oxygen my brain needed to comprehend what I was reading.

Takin' another stab at Cat in the Hat, wot?
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From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Ten word Michener novel
Date: 21 Jan 93 22:36:10 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.


Carmen's tribe happily followed the old ways until Europeans came.
From: mdm@sparc2.prime.com (Michael D. McAfee)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mushy_O_Phobic v. CloseAirSupport_O_Phobics
Date: 25 Jan 93 20:56:38 GMT
Organization: Computervision

>>Come on. "Apogee" is the ancient Indo-European word meaning 'the letter that
>>comes after H'  What you're talking about is 'anabolic'.

	No, no, no.  'Anabolic' is a mathematical term describing curves
	that follow the equation ax^2+bx+c.  The word you're looking for
	is 'anhydrous.'

	Michael, the Chaotic
	disclaimer:  please don't blame my math teachers for this post
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From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: my all-time favorite porno movie title
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 22 Jan 93 18:06:15 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: Ministry of Noises

rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler) writes:

>Richard White writes:
>>R. S. Statsinger writes:
>>>mathew writes:
>>>|JANE HORVATH writes:
>>>>>ramboner
>>>|"Spurtacus".
>>>The Fountainhead....
>>On Golden Blonde.
>
>Lethal Wettin' 3
>Sister Packed
>Beauty on my Beast
>Christopher Cunnilingus
>Universal Scrotum

Indiana Joan

Gerald, saw it in the fancy new video machine downstairs
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From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: cj's piercing
Organization: Inst. for Epistemological Pathology
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 01:05:26 GMT

fun fun fun boy (pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu) wrote:
: In article <schnitzi.727898073@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
: >joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
: >>I knew a guy who pierced his ear with a .22.
: >
: >This is handy, because you can do both ears at the same time, if you
: >do it right.

: not with a .22. maybe you should try a .357 or something more fun.

Sure you can.  You just need to slice them off and get them both lined up
properly on the backstop.  (You only really need to slice one off to line
it up with the other, but it's harder to see if they're lined up straight on
the side of your head.)
  -- Clifton
 
--
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From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Arisia and such
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 22:44:20 GMT



In article <1993Jan23.031109.11031@wam.umd.edu> tedwards@wam.umd.edu (technopagan priest) writes:


   Greetings to all you talk.bizarrenauts I met at
   Arisia.  It was bizarre.  Blessed be, and rave on!

Well, Tom, we are glad you had fun.  I forgot now, did you ingest the
GREEN or the BLUE?  Either way the vestigal limbs should drop off in a
few days leaving only minor scabs.  And I hope to Cthulu that the Zed
clan wasn't upset at us ditching the leftovers at his party.  The
half-life is really too short to get upset over...

jv
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: das orgeltod
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 19:52:49 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1jvi61$sn9@agate.berkeley.edu>

moi:
>and omits the umlaut substitute "e", which is to succeed the "o",
>in cologne.
c:
: not at all.  in fact i fell prey to the infamous umlaut eater.
: show some mercy to poor little brutalized me, ok?
: or i'll break all your fingers and throw you in the thames

heheh.
clearly someone who can dish it out, but can't take it.

i refer to your (absolutely correct rectal-itch satisfying)
post of late about my dropping of the "r" in a word which,
nevertheless of my own creation and penned as "malappopiapism",
was intended as a multilevel and slightly clever pun, of course.
 
having taken this in good spirit, i have the pleasure in returning
the compliment, and what happens?  - a racist outburst highlighting
my nationality from a member of a multicultural society who is
behaving like a yahoo nigger, and a threat of an act of vacuous
violence; vacuous in that, personally having shaken your hand over
a go board, i am certain that, short of using the steel post, you
wouldn't get within mewling distance of achieving this.

what you need is a good spanking.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  inceptus clamor frustratur hiantes             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: Mostly Boring
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 21 Jan 93 17:54:29 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: Ministry of Noises

dave@snitor.sni.ca (Dave Till) writes:

>Is attendance down at the Ontario Science Centre, or are the post-post-
>baby boomers wimpy, or what?  Back in My Lost Youth [TM], you would have
>been set upon by a horde of pre-teeners if you had hogged an exhibit for
>two whole minutes.
>
>The rage in the 1970's was the computer sound generator:

This year, the rage seems to be the Van De Graf accelerator (I probably
didn't spell that properly...long time no Physics). There was about a
hundred kids lined up to touch the big silver ball and make their hair
stand up. You could tell which kids were the dirty kids, because their
hair wouldn't go anywhere.

The Eliza terminals were quite dead, since most of the people there
were too young to type (or read, probably). Some of the mommies watched
me for a while. I entertained them with phrases like ``How much is this
costing me?'' Ha, ha. Ha. Kids are only attracted to something if it
makes a LOT of noise, or makes them look or act silly.

>Then everybody would ... run, shrieking, through the soundproof corridor.

Now, why didn't I see this?

Gerald, they probably replaced it with that stupid laser
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my all-time favorite porno movie title
Date: 21 Jan 1993 19:16:56 GMT
Organization: Your Guess Is As Good As Mine...
NNTP-Posting-Host: pagoda.aero.org

In article <930121.173638.9b1.rusnews.w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
|jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
>>         ramboner
|
|"Spurtacus".

The Fountainhead....

				R.S., with apologies to Ms. Rand
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: i want a film...
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 00:43:58 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

i want a film with 
	shirley maclaine
	christopher walken     and
	john hurt

and i don't know what it's called, but some people here could write it.
you see.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  inceptus clamor frustratur hiantes             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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no, not that.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Originator: jcarroll@gath
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 23 Jan 93 17:15:54 CST


In article <9301230345.AA14390@prg.ox.ac.uk>, gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Hertz van Rentl) writes:
> When a newscaster says `The Prime Minister', 
> I still get a (mercifully brief) vision of 
> That Bloody Woman before I remember...
> ___
> It's the capital `T' in `The' that does it.

The BBC claimed last night that the question "Who is the Prime Minister?"
has now been reinstated as part of the sanity check of some mental ward
or another, after having been removed in the early 80s when people who
had "obvious problems" started getting the right answer nonetheless.
From: corleyj@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Jason D Corley )
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The title of my next book.
Date: 25 Jan 93 22:30:12 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson

In article <Jan.25.15.01.58.1993.5490@math.rutgers.edu> jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel) writes:
>The Little Penis That Could.

The Little Penis That Could WHAT?

Ejaculating minds want to know.


--
*******************************************************************************
"Keep an eye on the species below us...because you never know who may be next."
	----Bertha's Save The Cat Committee (Garrison Keillor)
Jason D. "corleyj@gas.uug.arizona.edu" Corley, Poet, Polymath, Scoundrel.
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ten word story
Date: 21 Jan 1993 09:20:53 GMT
Organization: Zantop World Airways
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: antithesis.engin.umich.edu

After her dog died, Avanga decided to sell the flamethrower.

ljd
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: if you aint kibo, hit n now
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 13:52:29 GMT

In article <C1K12u.6LG@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com writes:
>I still do not read or post to talk.bizarre.
>
>							-- K.
>

jus trying to force kibo to read at least this article. maybe soon
we can force him to read joachim's articles, but maybe not.


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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: international response needed
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 93 23:43:03 GMT

In article <1993Jan24.153524.2793@vax1.mankato.msus.edu> mscs240@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:
>I need for someone to write me some electronic mail for this computer 
>class I am enrolled in.  The only requirement is that the mail must be
>from a country outside the United States. So someone please respond.
>Thanks in advance! My user id is mscs240
>

From: HSRIE381@BIOCH.uni-giessen.dbp.de
To: mscs240@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Subject: Re: international response needed
X400-MTS-Identifier: [/PRMD=UNI-GIESSEN/ADMD=DBP/C=DE/;930109182258103-MTAJLUG]
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Cc:
Bcc:

In article <1993Jan24.153524.2793@vax1.mankato.msus.edu> you write:
>I need for someone to write me some electronic mail for this computer
>class I am enrolled in.  The only requirement is that the mail must be
>from a country outside the United States. So someone please respond.
>Thanks in advance! My user id is mscs240
>

Here is this mail you wanted to get from other countries. I am in Giessen,
Germany. How is Minnesota? It is alwasy so very rainy here and I get colds
too much. Have a nice day there.


HOPE HE ENJOYS THE MAIL!!!
--
"i sure wish i didn't have to print out every posting and read them by
brail. ascii just doesn't seem the same as when i could see."
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: mrx@sgi.com (cloaking the constant k)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Stop the world, I wanna get off.
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:15:53 GMT
Organization: the theory that jack built

tbrann@oxford.ac.uk (Tony Brannigan) writes:

>I can only conclude the Earth is shrinking :-(


no comment.

	
	mr x

	and you thought i'd abandoned that project
--
mrx@annexia.esd.sgi.com
rmr@sgi.com
From: ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ten word adverb
Date: 21 Jan 93 21:11:20 GMT
Organization: Ng!
In-reply-to: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com's message of 20 Jan 93 20:04:57 GMT

More-- unexpectedly far more than usually ever seen-- extraordinarily



--
"Trespassers w"   ranjit@grad1.cis.upenn.edu	mailrus!eecae!netnews!grad1!...
	The surface of the water where they move swiftly about in curves.
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Moonjuice
Date: 24 Jan 93 19:05:26 GMT
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
NNTP-Posting-Host: o231-24.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

She took my hand waking me, while the others lay sprawled about.
"I have a place to show you," she giggled.
Through the amber-white corridors we went passing few people, 
finally arriving at a sole phone booth - the kind with the
wooden interior.

She convulsed, knocking the booth over and seeing the policeman
down the hall we hurried to put it back in place. But it wouldn't
budge and we were trapped inside and the policeman was turning 
his head this way.
--
operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: speaking of topology,
Date: 25 Jan 93 16:50:20 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

In article 727895747@husc.harvard.edu, rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton) writes:
>
>	I once had a giant hand reach into my asshole, go up through my
>entire body, take hold of the inside of my scalp, and (*shlop*) pull me
>inside-out.
>	After that, I made squishy noises when I walked, and I left red
>footprints on parent's carpet.
>
Eeeeew. That's gross.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Subject: Re: My Entire CD Collection
Originator: pv@gagme
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 22:08:19 GMT

Blair P. Houghton writes:
>My entire CD collection numbers four:
>
>    John Coltrane, Live at the Half-Note
>    Garland Jeffreys, Take Me to the Matador and More
>    Garland Jeffreys, Don't Call Me Buckwheat
>    Eric Clapton, Unplugged
>
>Cocker's), I will temporarily own the CD collection
>with the highest average coolness in the history
>of the recording medium.

I am so sick of Eric Clapton unplugged that I would like to sneak up
on every DJ playing it and break their track selection finger. 

Also on the CD weirdness front... I've bought two CDs this week with
"Diva" in the title. Annie Lennox - "Diva" and En Vogue "Funky Divas".
I don't know what this means (if it wasn't for the artists I would
say it's a testament to self-promotion), but there are no coincidences.

On another tangent - From my system's fortune program this morning:
************************************************************************
On the subject of C program indentation:
"In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented
 six feet downward and covered with dirt."
-- Blair P. Houghton
************************************************************************

The admin swears he never reads t.b and the fortune file came right
out of the box. Very cool. PV
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, hell's cavenewt, rollerblader,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, smartass liberal democrat
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From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (not easy being green)
Subject: Re: at the shop
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: toast'r'us
Date: 21 Jan 93 12:43:10 CST


In article <8218@skye.ed.ac.uk>, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> 
> ...today, I bought two sandwiches (lunch), one honey corner, three fruit
> corners...

Didn't know you were into real estate, Ken.

Over here, we call them "red-light districts".
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@fawlty.lmc.com (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: SSC
Organization: Logic Modeling Corporation   Beaverton, OR
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 19:20:27 GMT

In article <1jd9brINN5h7@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>In article <1jd6s6INNmse@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>>In article <schnitzi.727284575@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>>Sorry, Danny, but we've already filled our quota of guitar players here
>>>on t.b.  You'll have to wait until one of us dies (plane crash, whatever)
>>>before you can post again.
>>Well, he *can* hang around and act goofy, but just until
>>Gypsy gets home.
>
>hand him a theremin.  if he's halfway
>competent, i say give him a second chance.
>
    Let's give him a quiz.  Have him submit the guitar solo for "Stairway
    to Heaven", notated in Theremin tablature.

	25% - Accuracy
	25% - Clarity
	15% - Style
	10% - Tone
	10% - Attitude
	10% - Color
	 5% - Originality

    80% percent and above - he gets a second chance.

    - Larry Huntley
    willing to listen to alternatives
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         |  ".... and if that, that don't kill you 
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |     soon, the women will, down at the
          Beaverton,  OR          |       Spanish Moon." - Little Feat
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From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: cj's piercing
Followup-To: talk.bizarre, rec.arts.startrek, talk.politics.guns 
Summary: They must die. 
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:10:50 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.184326.12531@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>In article <lvh.727810693@uctgeo>, lvh@uctgeo.geo.uct.ac.za (Leon van Heerden) w
>rites:
>>fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>>
>>
>Check out REC.BODYART, or something like that.  It's really sick what they
>discuss there, but seems to be in tune with what you're looking for.
>
>Scott
>-- 
>
>---
>This is my signature file.  D'ya like it?  Huh?  Huh?  Do ya?  Do ya?  Huh?
>                                                    -sme3@Lehigh.EDU
Dear Scott, when you die of self-induced uremia may I please have 
the distinct honour of ordering the sewer sucker truck that comes 
to pick up your bloated, yellowish corpse with the big tube. Then
mr.x can borrow Gooley's big-blender to reduce you to a fine paste
and reroute the motors on the vacuum to a lovely mist thrower and
we can all gather in a solemn round of shoot the windows as the 
truck hoses down the campus of Grape Nehigh with your fetid and
toxic remains.
Perhaps you would consider the aortal piercing special, for you real
cheap, damn near free.
If you have already died, plewase ignore this post.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: give to the needy
Organization: t.b
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:53:18 GMT

kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
> Somebody go over to alt.angst and flame the pants off Steve Salter
> (ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu) for thinking that some gooey cutesy
> smiley clueless dweeb new over there belongs in talk.bizarre.  In
> fact he has instructed said person in at least two posts to go to
> talk.bizarre.  Maybe that's ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu's idea
> of humour, but I find it as funny as corneal lesions.

     Well in all fairness to poor hapless Steve,
Yong-Mi, I don't believe he meant that the
dweeb belonged over here; on the contrary, Steve
directed him over here to get enlightened, which
I take to mean sending him over here so we can
ream him a second asshole, similar to the one
Steve now proudly sports as a result of *his*
brief t.b sojourn.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: three weeks to Valentine's Day
Organization: Dostoyevskian Characters, plc
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 21:32:36 GMT

I can't give thorns without roses any more because people will think that
I'm copying Morticia Addams.

I can still give used chocolates (box of chocolates, each slightly
pre-masticated).

I can still send rude and insulting valentines.

I don't think that I'll try anything involving firearms and high towers.

Mark., three weeks to brood
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. fun fun boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: wrong number
Summary: stupid stupid people make my life seem pleasant.
Keywords: clue
Date: 27 Jan 93 04:03:37 GMT
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.

the most peculiar event just occurred in the lab. i was sitting here
trying to write something about elvis when the phone rang and andy
(another grad student) answered it. it was a woman asking for jenn. this
is not so weird except that there is no jenn in this lab nor has there
ever been. my friend tries to convince her that there is no jenn here
while wildly gesticulating with his hands, but to no avail. so, he gives
the phone to me and i try to get out of her what number she dialed and if
her friend was on campus. she was quite pleasant but didn't believe a word
either of us told her regarding her friend. she finally told me her
friends phone number, it is 531-1033. our lab phone number is 585-3110,
but if you are on campus you can dial 5-3110. i surmised that she was
indeed on campus and that she had failed to dial the 9 to get off campus.
she finally hung up. 

of course, i couldn't let it end like this so i called up the number she
gave me and asked for jenn. what do you know? she answered the phone! i
said your friend just called here and she will be calling you soon. i want
you to assure her she had the wrong number when she called here. she said
she was on the phone with her now. i laughed and said bye. i wonder if i
know this woman. should i have asked her out? i guess i could track her
down since i have her friends number. am i getting obsessed? i wonder what
color her hair is? i wonder if she's a mormon? i wonder if her feet taste
good after a good hard run? will i ever have the answer to these
questions? will this ever cease to plague me? 
--
"i sure wish i didn't have to print out every posting and read them by
brail. ascii just doesn't seem the same as when i could see."
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1