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From: lambers@simplicity.Stanford.EDU (Jim Lambers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: REQUEST: Answering Machine message
Date: 4 Nov 92 20:28:05 GMT
Organization: Scientific Computing/Computational Mathematics, Stanford University


Hello everyone,

Some time ago there was a post of a funny answering machine message of
"religious" character, in which the person recording the message
fumbles around with the Ten commandments and comes out with something
like "thou shalt not steal/commit the bear" or something like that.
If anyone happens to have a copy of this post, could you please email
or post it?

Thanks in advance


=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
Jim Lambers			lambers@sccm.Stanford.EDU
Scientific Computing/Computational Mathematics
Office: Margaret Jacks Hall, Room 310
Office Phone: 415/723-9341	
FAX number: (415) 723-2411
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.cascade
From: jules@kbsw1 (Jules Dubois)
Subject: Re: I need Bar-room antics!!!!!
Summary: Kids, don't try this without Mom or Dad's permission!
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 22:30:36 GMT
Reply-To: jules@kbsw1.UUCP (Jules Dubois)
Organization: Kentek
Keywords: retch, soup, disturbing the peace
Followup-To: alt.fondle.vomit

"Christopher E. Hagen" <cehagen@apricot.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>   I'm looking for cool bar room antics....
>
> specifically, really cool and funny things you have seen Bars do as
>a gimmick or something........

Take two or three friends with you to your favorite drinking
establishment and sit at the bar.  You have to drink conspicuously and
make a big nuisance of yourself to get noticed by as many people as
you can.  (Be sure not to get bounced.)

After a long evening of being a pest, make a big show of getting ill
right on the bar.  While making vile and disgusting retching noises as
loudly as humanly possible, empty onto the bar that can of Campbell's
Chunky Beef Soup that you have cleverly concealed in a baggie in your
coat.

Now your friends can join in the fun.  They should scarf down those
lovely, multi-colored pieces of meat [sic] and vegetables while
exclaiming, "Save the chunks!", and other similar phrases.

Jules

[No warranty. For entertainment purposes only.]
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade,alt.best.of.internet
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 15:24:29 MST
From: yackd@wyoming.et.byu.edu (Don Yacktman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Distribution: world
Organization: Brigham Young University, Provo UT USA
Subject: Re: Yugo jokes wanted


In article <1992Nov13.182435.14936@spectra.com>, johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson) writes:
>In article <9211121520.34@rgm.com> cnk@rgm.com (Claims No Knowledge) writes:
>>
>>I was wondering if anyone knew any good jokes about those amazingly junky
>>cars.  I've heard only a few:
>>
>>Q: How do you make a Yugo go faster?
>>
>>A: A towtruck.
>>-------
>>Q: What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
>>
>>A: Passengers.
>>
>>I would really enjoy it if anyone cared to post them.
>-------
>Q: How do you double the value of a Yugo?
>
>A: Fill it with gas.
>
>--------
>Henry Cate III --- Life 6.G
>---------------------------
>Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in
>Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.
>
>The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an
>impending accident, start pumping real fast.

----------------------------------------------------

A friend went to a dealer the other day and said,
"I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo."

The dealer replied, "OK.  Sounds like a fair trade."

----------------------------------------------------

What is a Yugo's rear window defroster used for?
To keep your hands warm in the wintertime.

----------------------------------------------------

I've got a bunch more, but right now they're on tape so
I can't post them.  Sorry...
(I know they're old, but so are the rest in this thread...)

-Don Yacktman
From: msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanna buy a duck?
Date: 11 Nov 92 16:08:38 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov9.234117.9037@edinboro.edu>, m484443r@edinboro.edu writes:
>In article <1992Nov3.130649.1390@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, dlaro@lonestar.utsa.edu (
David O. Laro) writes:
>> In article <1992Oct31.181227.56059@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
(SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN) writes:
>>>In article <1992Oct29.210831.25603@edsi.plexus.COM>, trimper@edsi.plexus.COM
(Gr
>>>eg Trimper) writes:
>>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE
,
>>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>>>I don't give a fuck.
>>>Not even for a buck
>> Well how about a duck?
>A what?
>A Duck you shmuck!
From: trivedi@picasso.ocis.temple.edu (Hemang Trivedi)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Joke prayer (in lighter vein)
Date: 14 Nov 92 00:15:10 GMT
Organization: Temple University
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5


A funny prayer by one temple student:

		Our Program, who art in memory,
		Hello be thy name
		Thy operating system come,
		Thy command be done,
		At the printer as they are on the screen.
		Give us this day our daily data,
		And forgive us our errors
		As we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty.
		Lead us not into frustration,
		And deliver us from power surges.
		For thine is the algorithm, the application, and the solution,
		Looping forever and ever. Return.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: DEVILBISS@OCTAVE.LARC.NASA.GOV (Spooner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10 reasons why girlfreinds are better
Date: 13 Nov 1992 14:13:38 GMT
Organization: Badges . . . We don't need no stinking badges.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: DEVILBISS@OCTAVE.LARC.NASA.GOV (Spooner)
NNTP-Posting-Host: lockheedmac6.larc.nasa.gov

Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway. writes:

>  10 REASONS WHY GIRLFRIENDS ARE BETTER THAN COMPUTERS
>
 >1. Girlfriends are cheaper to maintain than computers.
 . . . cost of girlfriend maintenance varies significantly from model to model.
> 2.  Girlfriends can become older, but never obsolete.
 . . . no, only fat, wrinkled and ugly.  I can always buy an upgrade for my computer.
> 3.  Computers cannot iron your shirts or make your food.
 . . . just like computers, performance varies from model to model, you always get
        exactly what you pay for.
> 4.  Cum makes keyboards SOO sticky - and you can't wash them.
 . . . Try the disk drive but remember to cover your disk.
> 5. Girlfriends function very well during main current breakdowns.
 . . . computers don't have PMS!
> 6. When a girlfriend makes an error, it is not ALWAYS your fault.
 . . . if it's not your fault, then whose fault is it?
> 7. Girlfriends does their own  routine maintenance.
 . . . once you live with one, you will learn - they require routine maintenance 
        each and every morning, I just turn my computer on each morning.
> 8. Girlfriends' memories do not get accidentally erased.
 . . . not accidentally, they forget exactly what they want to forget, exactly 
        when they want to forget.
> 9. Even if you have been awake all night with your girlfriend,
>    your eyes are not necessarily red.
 . . . it's hard to argue with sex.
>10.  Computers are totally boring in bed.
 . . . they don't steal the covers either.

Lame responses true, but I couldn't let this one pass.  By the way . . . how about 
posting the 10 commandments of marriage. . . . Dave

________________________________________________        
        If we were not crazy, we would go insane.
        If we could not laugh, we would go insane!     J. Buffett
________________________________________________
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sheep
From: John_Huttley@kcbbs.gen.nz (John Huttley)
Date: 13 Nov 92 01:26:27 GMT
Organization: Kappa Crucis Unix BBS, Auckland, New Zealand

Q:  Where do you get virgin wool?

A:  Ugly sheep.
From: AABNK1@ASUACAD.BITNET
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: hunting elephants
Date: 10 Nov 92 01:07:34 GMT
Organization: Arizona State University

COMPUTER SCIENTISTS hunt elephants by excercising Algorithm A:
1. Go to Africa.
2. Start at the Cape of Good Hope.
3. Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the continent
alternately east and west.
4. During each traverse pass:
   a. Catch each animal seen.
   b. Compare each animal caught to a known elephant.
   c. Stop when a match is found.

EXPERIENCED COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS modify Algorithm A by placing a
known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate.

ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE PROGRAMMERS prefer to execute Algorithm A on their
hands and knees.

ENGINEERS hunt elephants by going to Africa, catching gray animals at
random, and stopping when any one of them weighs within plus or minus
15 percent of any previously observed elephant.

ECONOMISTS don't hunt elephants, but they believe that if elephants
are paid enough, they will hunt themselves.

STATISTICIANS hunt the 1st animal they see N times and call it an
elephant.

CONSULTANTS don't hunt elephants, and many have never hunted anything
at all, but they can be hired by the hour to advise those people who
do.  OPERATIONS RESEARCH CONSULTANTS can also measure the correlation
of hat size and bullet color to the efficiency of elephant-hunting
strategies, if someone else will only identify the elephants.

LAWYERS don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herds around
arguing about who owns the droppings.  SOFTWARE LAWYERS will claim
that they own an entire herd based on the look and feel of one
dropping.

VICE PRESIDENTS of engineering, research and development try hard to
hunt elephants, but their staffs are designed to prevent it.  When the
V.P. does get to hunt elephants, the staff will try to ensure that all
possible elephants are completely prehunted before the V.P. sees them.
If the V.P. does see a nonprehunted elephant, the staff will
(1) compliment the V.P.'s keen eyesight and
(2) enlarge itself to prevent any recurrence.

SENIOR MANAGERS set broad elephant-hunting policy based on the
assumption that elephants are just like field mice, but with deeper
voices.

QUALITY ASSURANCE INSPECTORS ignore the elephants and look for
mistakes the other hunters made when they were packing the jeep.

SALESPEOPLE don't hunt elephants, but spend their time selling
elephants they haven't caught, for delivery two days before the
season opens.  SOFTWARE SALESPEOPLE ship the first thing they catch
and write up an invoice for an elephant.  HARDWARE SALESPEOPLE catch
rabbits, paint them gray, and sell them as Desktop Elephants.
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Followup-To: alt.test
Date: 9 Nov 1992 19:08:56 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov King Cobra
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.140.191

 In article <tjrad.720904784@pv0a0f.vincent.iastate.edu>, tjrad@iastate.edu (Thomas J Radosevich) writes:
 > I voted for Bush and I have one thing to say--
 >
 > Get this shit off rec.humor!

	I second that opinion. Now that we have got that turd out (almost)
	of the White House..............

	-King Cobra.
From: scifi@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 12 Nov 92 13:29:37 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin

Guess What!!.
	I've just managed to get Windows to run on a 50MHZ 486 with less than a 
10 minute wait to get in to word for windows II.
From: shiva@netcom.com (Shivanand Sawant)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Banana joke
Date: 10 Nov 92 18:22:58 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

From article <1992Nov06.003539.2414933@locus.com>, by jle@locus.com (John Elghani/10000000):
> Two women went to the market to buy one pound of bananas,
> 
> The first:   Why don't we buy two pounds. 
> The second:  What for?
> The first:   We'll just eat the rest.  :)
> 
> jle

A whore walks past a banana tree when a sole banana
starts taunting her and mocking her
"Hey look a prostitue, look there goes a prostitue"
The whore snaps back at the banana
"Well I am a prostitue but you are a substitute"
_________
hee hee
From: pcs$2012@altair.selu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: SCDOWN
Date: 10 Nov 92 09:54:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: altair.1992Nov10.155417.1055
Distribution: world
Organization: Southeastern Louisiana University

If you think noone cares if your alive try missing a couple of car payments
From: msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Drinking Rhyme
Date: 11 Nov 92 16:02:23 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov10.043318.10213@pony.Ingres.COM>, garrett@Ingres.COM (It's no
t what you got, it's what you give) writes:
>In article <1992Nov4.213122.21833@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu>, davidk@welch.jhu.ed
u                                       writes...
>>In article 28908@mtu.edu, mtlatour@next13 (MATTHEW T. LATOURETTE) writes:
>>>Great! Now what tune do we sing it to?
>>Good!  Lets start a cascade, maybe two.
>O.K. But only for you.
>I'm not sure, because I'm turning blue.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Date: 07 Nov 92  16:01:34 EST

 SA>     - Where the men are men, and so are the women
 SA>                                 Isn't that supposed to be

No.... auctly that's what we hope for ><GRIN><
From: stevem@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (Steve McGowan (RA))
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: sheep jokes
Date: 13 Nov 92 09:47:44 GMT
Organization: Computing Sci, Glasgow Univ, Scotland


	A young man was out walking across a country field when he spotted
	a farmer shagging a sheep.

	"Are you shearing?" said the young man.

	"Fuck arf!" said the farmer "go an' get yer own!"



Can I have my ten pounds now?


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	"Soda......soda........soda.......and what'll you have, Stanley?"

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From: msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cacade?
Date: 10 Nov 92 01:57:20 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov8.210500.12929@wam.umd.edu>, mmeltzer@wam.umd.edu writes:
>In article <1djctrINNco9@MINERVA.CIS.YALE.EDU> juneja-anurag@yale.edu
>(Anurag Juneja) writes:
>:->
>:-> >|> MW>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of
>the
>:-> >|> MW>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or
>so
>:-> >|> MW>>lines over and over again?
>:-> >|>
>:-> >|> MW>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>:-> >|>
>:-> >|> I wonder if I could make one begin?
>:-> >     You could, but it would be a sin.
>:->        I better get my whiskey and gin.
>             This is making me spin!!
               >Get the cum off your chin!
From: gt2619b@prism.gatech.EDU (S. Axel Medlin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Math, Phys, Comp-Sci jokes
Date: 13 Nov 92 01:30:18 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

In article <9145@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP> rlpst@cislabs.pitt.edu (Robert L Pack) writes:
>
>Also, can anyone finish the following? I'm stumped after the second line
>
>e to the y, dy dx, e to the x, dx
>cosine, secant, tangent, sine, 3.14159
>
At Georgia Tech this is known as the "Engineer's Cheer"...

  e to the x, dy dx, e to the x, dx 
  secant, tangent, cosine, sine
  3.14159
  eigen vectors, poisson brackets
  dis-integrate 'em Yellow Jackets!

I am sure there are other versions floating, depending on the school.


S. Axel Medlin                                     ccastsm@prism.gatech.edu
---------------------------------------------------gt2619b@prism.gatech.edu----
Leather and metal are our uniforms, protecting what we are. Joining together 
to take on the world with our heavy metal. Spreading the message to everyone 
here, come let your self go.  Oh! Through the mist and the madness, 
We're trying to get our message to you!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: howeird@hpl.hp.com (Howard Stateman)
Subject: mommy mommy
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 01:24:27 GMT
Organization: State Home for the Mildly Amusing
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1.4 PL6]


And my favorite:

Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl?




Why can't you just flush it like all the other kids?

================================================================ 
Howard Stateman    howeird@hpl.HP.COM  [Not an HP spokesman]
"I have the heart of a little child, and the brain of a genius
                     -- and I keep them in a jar under my bed"
================================================================ 
Anatomically Correct Bulletin Board (415) 8-jovial [Adults only]
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From: v115maec@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Michael L. Kohan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 7 Nov 92 13:14:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <Bx8uxJ.9Fp@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes...
> 
> 
>F O R D  --  Fucked On a Real Deal
> 
>Brat

I missed it... Were Big Money Wasted and Break My Windows up already?
-Mike
(BuffaloChip)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: crosby@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (CROSBY MATTHEW JAMES)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 21:59:04 GMT

In article <12VVTB5w165w@mertwig.UUCP> xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) writes:
>slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>
>[ HUGE brag thread deleted; you all know what it says! ]
>
>> 
>> 	Seth "the Lesser"
>
>I think Seth won. Can we stop this now and move on?
No kidding, it is old.
>
>And one thousand bullets through the head of "right! i run system V on my 
>VIC-20!"

Exactly.

Who would want to do it anyway?  The Vic-20 is perfect the way it is!
Just ask BIFF!
:-) :-)



-- 
-Matt
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the net!!!!
mcrosby@nyx.cs.du.edu     or     crosby@cs.colorado.edu
From: khill@decserv1.eecs.wsu.edu (Keith Hill)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Moty Python
Date: 5 Nov 92 19:43:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: serval.1992Nov5.194305.20370
Organization: Washington State University


Recently someone posted the Monty Python's Holy Grail script.
Could someone please please please send me a copy of it. Or where I
can go get it.  Thanks greatly in advance.   

Mr Hill  -------   khill@ren.eecs.wsu.edu
From: tracer@majestix.cs.uoregon.edu (Roger M. Wilcox)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Limerick using the word "Orange"
Keywords: limerick, rhyme
Date: 7 Nov 92 23:23:19 GMT
Organization: University of Oregon Computer and Information Sciences Dept.

"Oranges, Toranges -- who says?!
 Oranges, Loranges -- who says?!
 Oranges, Smoranges -- who says
       There ain't no rhyme for oranges?!?"

		-- Witchypoo
From: adrian@cs.hw.ac.uk (Adrian Hurt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The Good Old Days (was Re: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign)
Date: 13 Nov 92 13:42:28 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computing & Electrical Engineering, Heriot-Watt University, Scotland

In article <5777@rosie.NeXT.COM> burkhold@next.com (Thomas Burkholder) writes:
>
>Where the men are men, and the women are men, and the sheep are nervous.

In the good old days of the Empire (alright, British Empire for the
geographically impaired :-) men were real men, women were real women,
and small furry animals were real small furry animals.  You knew where
you stood.  And if you didn't know where you stood, you planted a flag
and claimed the place for Queen and Country, and everyone knew where
you had stood.

Nowadays with men wearing long hair and women wearing trousers, I'm
beginning to wonder if perhaps men are real women, women are real men,
and small furry animals are real scared.

-- 
 "Keyboard?  How quaint!" - M. Scott

 Adrian Hurt			     |	JANET:  adrian@uk.ac.hw.cee
 UUCP: ..!uknet!cee.hw.ac.uk!adrian  |  ARPA:  adrian@cee.hw.ac.uk
From: scifi@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Car advertising foulups.
Date: 12 Nov 92 12:18:16 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin

Reading the advertising foulups item brought the following to mind.

   These are some very imaginative car names which have brought amusement to
many a person

1.   Toyota wondered why its MR2 sports car wans't selling in France. The answer
was that when pronounced speedily in french it came out as MRdeux. Adding an e
between the M and the R yields the french for an excretory substance.
2.   Citroen were originally going to call the Ciroen Visa the VD, meaning
Voiture Diminuee (accents missing). They gave up on this when they realised
that the english speaking world would call it a poxy little car.
3.   Rolls Royce decided at the last moment not to market a car as the Silver
Mist in Germany when they realised that Mist was the German for a certain
foul-smelling gas emitted from the body.
4.   The Vauxhall (or Chevvy) Nova, in French, roughly translates as doesn't
go.             
5.   Finally Citroen have a specification level of TRD in France. The letters
were hastily rearranged for english cars as people were calling the cars a heap
of s**t.

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| U.C.D.  Science Fiction & Fantasy Society.                                  |
| James Howard					       	scifi@ccvax.ucd.ie    |
|                                    Time is a illusion, lunchtime doubly so. |
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From: sdarive@eng.clemson.edu (Siva Darivemula)
Subject: Bill Clinton's tax reform! 
Reply-To: sdarive@eng.clemson.edu
Organization: College of Engineering, Clemson Univ.
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 17:57:09 GMT



               Bill Clinton's Simplified 1040.
	       -------------------------------


PART A: IDENTIFICATION

Put your SSN here : |_|_|_|-|_|_|-|_|_|_|_|

PART B: TAX COMPUTATION

1) How much did you make last year? _______________

2) How much did you make this year? _______________

3) Send it in! ______________

PART C:

Make a $10 contribution towards the presidential reelection campaign fund 
					
PART D:
				        _
Put your comments in the box provided. |_|
From: jtaenzler@vax.clarku.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: RE: WANTED: sheep jokes
Date: 12 Nov 92 14:50:41 GMT
Organization: Clark University

Why do scottsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: 6500topo@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (Rabid Rat)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: HELP: I still need Monty Phyton scripts
Date: 7 Nov 92 21:03:51 GMT
Distribution: rec

Sorry, I missed rec.humor for a while. Does anyone have "The Meaning
of LIfe" or is the "Holy Grail" (anybody willing to e-mail it to me
is welcome) the only one corculating in electronic form?

Thanx in advance

Rat

--
 ( )( )________
 /00  the rat! \      _               Born to be rat!
O_\\--mm---mm  /_______)  
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdorocke@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (rob lawrence dorocke)
Subject: Re: Bill Clinton jokes
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 22:58:26 GMT

In article <1992Nov13.213329.9010@kong.gsfc.nasa.gov> fout@achilles.gsfc.nasa.gov writes:
Newsgroups: rec.humor
>
>
>Please directly email FUNNY Bill Clinton jokes!
>
>
>A year from now, Don't blame me, I voted for Bush.


Please send them to me also.

Thanks

Rob

Newsgroups: rec.humor