HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: Fair is fair: Jordan
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:55:07 GMT
	<1992Oct10.013512.11299@netcom.com>
	<1992Oct11.065952.1418@alembic.acs.com>
	<JON.92Oct12120028@zeus.med.utah.edu>
	<1992Oct13.172047.21711@sci34hub.sci.com>
Organization: University of Utah

In article <1992Oct13.172047.21711@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:

   In article <JON.92Oct12120028@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
    (re: eloquent postings by gypsy@alembic.acs.com and rdc@netcom.com)

eloquent? *glurk*

oh, no...


           __________
          /          \
         ( _____      \
          |            |
          |      _     |
           \<   ( \    |
           /      G|   |
          /      (/    |
         ( )           |
          |            |
          |--\
         on __\
        t   \____
       s
     he





   Go ahead. We don't mind or care, as the mess will be in your office, on
   your keyboard, and won't bother us at all.

we?  us?

come one, gary.  i know it's just you, your vaseline, and a pepsi.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: The Real MouseBusters
Organization: Who y'gonna call?
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 14:52:07 EDT


	I just got back to poking around on the newsgroup
today and saw the opinions and stuff about the PETA humane
mousetraps that weren't working...well, it was yesterday
that we got the REAL mousetraps, you know, the ones with
the metal clamp that snaps down on the mouse's head so that
its eyes are bugging.

	Yes, that's exactly what happened.  In fact, half
an hour after we set out the traps, we made our first kill.
Unfortunately, our house has its share of pansy-asses who
wouldn't stand to look at it, so me and one of my other
housemates dealt with it.

	We were so psyched about our first kill that we
whipped up a "kill" chart detailing our first victim.
We named it "Junior."  There is a picture cut out of a
magazine of Ice T on the kill chart that we captioned,
"Kill the Muthaphucka -- YEAH!"

	Good times!


handel "is this wrong?  should i feel guilty?" low

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful sitar
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 22:29:58 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.191305.29614@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:
>
>I think Krishna said it best:   "ARJUNA!!!  TAKE UP THY SITAR!!!"
>
 Wow. Another person who knows the Mahabharata. Thought I was the only one. :)

 "Bhima, Bhima baby..."

-- Clint
From: scw@ollie.SEAS.UCLA.EDU
Newsgroups: ucla.rumor,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What's in my closet
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:36:37 GMT
Reply-To: scw@ollie.SEAS.UCLA.EDU (Stephen C. Woods)
Followup-To: ucla.rumor
Organization: UCLA School Of Engineering & Applied Science

In article <8349@lee.SEAS.UCLA.EDU> small@boole.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small) writes:
[...])1 Dump the Tarus and buy a good Firearm (Springfield Armory M-1911A1 in 9mm).
>Why?  There's a Glock in my other room . . .

>)2 Use up the Chinese Ammo (I'll bet it's Berdan primed, if not save the
>)  brass for me).
>)3 Use up the Good 9mm (but save the brass for me B-})).
>Gee, there seems to be a pattern here grep save\ the\ brass\ for\ me 


Damn, he noticed, and here I thought that I'd get 400-600 once fired rounds.

Sigh, it's off to Turners again.  BTW, Jim when are you going to take up a
serious round (like 45 ACP or 38 super).

-----
Stephen C. Woods; UCLA SEASNET; 2567 BH;LA CA 90024; (310)-825-8614
UUCP: ...{ibmsupt,ncar!cepu}!ollie}!scw  Internet:scw@SEAS.UCLA.EDU
"Non, je ne regrette rien"--1er RE de Para 1963
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 92 22:34:06 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.081311.21904@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>In article <1992Oct12.231814.19044@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>>But this bit of private email i got from roger ought to cheer you up:
>>
>>Return-Path: <rdc>
>>Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 23:49:43 -0700
>>To: richh
>>Subject: gypsy
>> 
>> 
>>please send me any info you have on gypsy.
>>where does she live? her real name, etc.
>
>roger:  my real name is meredith laurel tanner.  my date 
>of birth is 1/18/67.  i am 5'6", weigh 180 lbs, currently 
>measure 38DD-34-42, i have long brown hair, green eyes, 
         ^^^^^^^^^^ 
	 GIF!!  GIF!!

>bad skin, and a prominent mole on my right outer labia.  
				
				GIF!!


TTFN
M
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: Manic-depressive spouses
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 21:35:59 GMT

in alt.personals anonymus+1403@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu writes:

)Hi everybody!

)I am interested in exchanging e-mail with people who have a spouse who
)suffers from manic-depression disorder.

FUCK YOU!!!

)  It would be tremendously helpful
)to me to share experiences and advice with people who find themselves in
)a similar position.

FUCK YOU!!!

)For those who may not know what manic-depressive illness is,

SORRY, I'M MANIC DEPRESSIVE.  SORRY...

) it is a form
)of mental illness caused by a chemical imbalance in the brain.

FUCK YOU!!!

)  People who
)have this disease usually cycle between violent mood swings once or twice
)a year.

FUCK YOU!!!

)  They go from being extremely depressed and gradually swing into
)a hyperactive manic phase where all sorts of bizzare and innappropiate
)behaviour occurs.

FUCK YOU!!!

)  There is a strong suspicion in the medical community
)that this disease is caused by genetic factors.

FUCK YOU!!!


)Some unimportant background information for those who are interested:
)I am a 39 year old professional engineer located in San Jose,

SORRY, I'M MANIC DEPRESSIVE.  SORRY...

) CA.

FUCK YOU!!!

)  We have
)been married 15 years.

FUCK YOU!!!

)  My wife's illness first showed up about seven
)years ago,

SORRY, I'M MANIC DEPRESSIVE.  SORRY...

) and she has been on the drug lithium for about two years now.

FUCK YOU!!!


)Also we have two kids,

SORRY, I'M MANIC DEPRESSIVE.  SORRY...

) a thirteen year old and an eleven year old.

FUCK YOU!!!



)If you are interested please e-mail at this anonymous address.

FUCK YOU!!!

)  I will
)probably have to screen out a few people if I get too many responses.

FUCK YOU!!!

)  So
)tell me a little bit about your situation and if it sounds like a mutually
)beneficial situation I will give you my real e-mail address.

FUCK YOU!!!



carasso, M-x manic available upon request!
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Winners of 1st Arabic Poetry Quiz !!!!!
Date: 9 Oct 92 02:43:36 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC 

kshammou@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Khaled J Shammout) writes:
)
)The winner is Sandra Rayes (or shall I say her husband?).  Yes the
)poet is Abdurrahim Mahmud who was born in 'anabta (Tulkarm), in
)Palestine in 1913.  He died fighting for his beloved country in 1948
)at the 'ayn al-Shajara battle.

Poets?  No wonder we kicked butt in '48.

...carasso "stuck in his old ways"

.

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (ce)
Subject: When Nukey Dog Comes
Organization: Deutsches Klimarechenzentrum GmbH, Hamburg
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 07:24:14 GMT


When Nukey Dog Comes:

	We will all be proven quite charmy
	We will stand outside the demonstration without the fist of protest
	We will have a Traditional Businesstrip
	We will love each other in a bastardly sort of way
	We will lift our bowels to our lips and drink
	
When Nukey Dog Comes:

	I will pound my mouse with vigor
	I will flatten the pillows with pleasure
	I will have a Basic Bag in Life
	I will have a mental erection

When Nukey Dog Comes:

	You will obstacle my path when you heave into sight
	You will tootle me strenuously
	You will drop your trousers for best results
	You will press the button of wishing floor
	You will tread the corridors of repose in the boots of ascension

We Await You, O Lord Nukey Dog!
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep goes Eugenic
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 12:04:13 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

"...and that's why I have to kill myself."
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:47:23 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <1992Oct14.223406.15656@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>In article <1992Oct14.081311.21904@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>>In article <1992Oct12.231814.19044@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>>>But this bit of private email i got from roger ought to cheer you up:
>>>
>>>Return-Path: <rdc>
>>>Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 23:49:43 -0700
>>>To: richh
>>>Subject: gypsy
>>> 
>>> 
>>>please send me any info you have on gypsy.
>>>where does she live? her real name, etc.
>>
>>roger:  my real name is meredith laurel tanner.  my date 
>>of birth is 1/18/67.  i am 5'6", weigh 180 lbs, currently 
                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK


-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
From: pwoles@ccat.sas.upenn.edu (Peter Wolesagle)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Heidi of the Valley gettin' stoned by peasants
Date: 14 Oct 92 04:39:18 GMT
Organization: School of Arts and Sciences, UPENN


  Heidi was geetin' stononoend by the peasantss of Tibewt,but you canbe sure it hurt plenty whenthem stones came knocking against her pretty head. (Especially  if you take into account that amendment 6 and you know the  rest allow for (oops, amendment 6.5) allow her to sodomize toadstools in front of a large TV         audience WITH NO PENALTY whatsoever?  Have we forgotten about family values and the fact that the american flag should be burned at every oppportunity.
Especially in the presence of republicans, who by definition suck scuzz of the 
toilets found in every goddang Texaco, Gulf or what-have-you in this ficked up 
cuntry of ours. Just refer to Romans 13:2, where you will find the following: 
"Jim Baker, Pat Robertson, George Bush and Dan Quayle are all a bunch of butt-
buddies who are too in the closet to even admit their desire to sodomize their
dogs and their wives (and really what's the difference)"
[Not intended as a flame to gay people AT ALL, only to the aforementioned 
idiots.]
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Homebrew Ideas
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:41:20 GMT
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less


When you start brewing your own alcoholic beverages, convert zealotry
can lead to some unusual trains of thought.

The plus side is that the spiced maple wine turned out pretty good.

The minus is that my father was horrified to learn why I was asking
him what kind of sugar can be found in blood plasma.


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Think about it.  Recycled homebrew.
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: History time
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:18:27 GMT
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Lucy Chan (lucy@sfu.ca) wrote:
: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny) wrote:
:  
: > terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
: > >From: tim@alberta.UUCP (The Bonehead)
: > >...
: > >>  13. the official whey of talking to bonehead is thwough the mts
: > >>      messagesystem. look at old gwinds if you do not know how to
: > >>      do this.
: > 
: > I still have an MTS account. Unfortunately, MTS is being phased out by
: > 1994.
: 
: This really is history time! I didn't think I'd ever run into any non-SFU
: people who used MTS ... the system was used by less than a dozen sites in
: the world. It's what introduced me to e-mail and bulletin boards, though.

Currently, the University of Alberta is phasing out MTS in favour of UNIX.
I only used MTS when submitting my CMPUT 115 assignments(which I wrote at home
on my PC and only had a few compiler-dependent bugs to correct).

The first time I tried to use it, I concluded, "What a brain-dead system," and
vowed never to use it again unless absolutely necessary.  But then, I guess I'd
already been spoiled by contact with VMS at that point.  (And, later on, UNIX.)

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"I'm a few bricks short of a load, but a full load always hurt my back."
   ---Barenaked Ladies
Current Album--Figgy Duff
Current Read--Evelyn Waugh:The Loved One
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Japanese Tourists ate my building.
Date: 10 Oct 1992 08:20:42 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Oct9.124653.10248@walter.cray.com> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
*In article <1b3chjINNahf@uwm.edu>, grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
*> Also, when I take a shit, I don't find little penises (penii?) embedded
*> in it.  Of course, this is just me; how about anyone else?
*
*how big are they?

Hey now, it's not the size, it's how you use them.


Mark "Roughage" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thomasc@athena.mit.edu (Thomas Wallace Colthurst)
Subject: Re: Let's hear it ...
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:45:37 GMT

In article <5250@balrog.ctron.com> mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown) writes:
>
>Herpes simplex is a great deal easier than herpes zoster.
>

THAT'S IT!  THAT'S WHY MY LINEAR SIMPLEX ALGORITHM DOESN'T WORK!
IT HAS HERPES!  ARRRGGGGG!

-Thomas "It wasn't a bug, it was a virus" C


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: Obviously not fans of Rush
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: I'll roast in Hell for this...
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 23:29:05 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.211608.18037@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth) writes:
>In article <1992Oct13.074514.289@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:
>>I've been listening to the senseless back-and-forth arguments raging across
>>the net these past few days and it's become pretty obvious to me that many
>>of you folks are not big fans of Rush.
>>
>>I am moved to tears...
>>
>>Rigler
>>--
>I hope you're kidding--this is alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, not alt.fan.rush
>The crossposting problem gets out of hand here :)
>
>Simon

	WAY TO GO RIGLER!  what a loser. he fell for it hook line and
sinker!  i laughed aloud after reading this!
--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
               me, last month when i had a cc.utah.edu acct.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34172 talk.abortion:42693 talk.politics.guns:22153
From: hsims@vax.clarku.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.abortion,talk.politics.guns
Subject: RE: Constitutional Questions, and liberalisms....
Date: 14 Oct 92 21:27:06 GMT
Organization: Clark University

In a previous article, cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) wrote:
> 
>[]From tom@dvnspc1.Dev.Unisys.COM (Tom Albrecht)
> 
>[...]
>[]What amazes me is that folks who advocate birth control,
>[]especially women, fail to see how they are allowing men to take
>[]advantage of them sexually, and how this is really not much
>[]different than the way a man would treat a dog. 

Are you saying that men take advantage of dogs sexually?

>[] Birth control allows women to be used as sex object by men.  

Only as much as it allows women to use men as sex objects.  In case you 
hadn't heard, women are quite capable of enjoying and wanting sex.

>[] {Religious stuff deleted}

>Which is worse?  A liberal do-gooder or an anti-contraception
>homophobic fundie?

I know the answer to that question...

>---
>cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com	C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
>"I don't think Christians should use birth control."  
>				--Randall Terry, Operation Rescue

Good thing I'm not a Christian.


                             .... Heather.
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Six
Date: 12 Oct 1992 19:02:13 GMT
Organization: bba;
NNTP-Posting-Host: 141.211.162.10

In article <1992Oct11.183406.8109@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>
>obviously six beers in six minutes. if this isn't right it should be.

close,
but

wrong.

AjD
thank you
for playing
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Free clue, for my friend Flicka
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 02:41:56 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Oct7.175025.10396@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
>In article <MJD.92Oct6170238@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul ("[*] Angel of Wheaties") writes:
>
>}Collared Peccary:  It is illegal to sell horse meat for human consumption.
>
>Only in the US. Horse meat is quite legal in France, thogh for
>historical reasons (different tastes, and questionable provenance of
>said horses in the 19th C.) they are sold from special seprate
>"horse-only" butcher shops, traditionally recognized by a golden
>idol-like horse's head over the door, with occasional additional neon
>decorations. 
>
>What's it like? Tough, stringy beef. At twice the price. It used to be
>poor man's food, but now that little detail is lost, and people think
>they're getting somehthing special, especially since it's mainly
>available only in Paris. Sort of like paying twice the price of filet
>mignon for "free-range hog jowls" in NYC.


It's quite legal to sell horsemeat in the US for human consumption.  There
was a horsemeat only butcher shop in Hartford in the early 80's.  It lasted
until the yuppies and the gourmets realized that they didn't like tough,
stringy meat.

They also had an attached restaurant.  Horse steak meal for $40.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: entpph@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.dreams
Subject: Re: Recurring Dream
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:41:33 GMT
Reply-To: entpph@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology

Well _my dream_ about losing teeth always means a loss of power,
a loss of the ability to chew on life.

Erik Timmerman
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Whats the point???????
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 16:48:55 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.160511.570@dct.ac.uk> mcsbc3ktp@dct.ac.uk (Kirk Potter) writes:
>Can anyone tell me why BIC byro pens have a little hole in the side of them??

It's a displacement thing.  You wouldn't understand.
--scott
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How long has it been?
Date: 11 Oct 92 17:34:14 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1992Oct9.161544.4856@ms.uky.edu>, dahead00@nx28.mik.uky.edu (Zippidy Do Dah) writes:
> In article <1992Oct9.125743.203045@uctvax.uct.ac.za>  
> krgjus01@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>> In article <1992Oct6.134605.16183@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>,  
> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>> > How long has it been since you were kissed by a member of
>> > the opposite sex?
>> > 
>> > 	Mark (almost a year)
>> > 
> 
> 
>> Mark!!!
>> 
>> I think it is time you accepted that you are GAY and give up .
> 
> SERIOUS FLAMAGE UPCOMMING
> 
> I think you are a stupid, pompous, moronic, insensitive, offensive,  
> asshole, etc...........   Here is some guy with a definite lack of social  
> activity in his life and you drop down and presume to know what his  
> problem is and how to solve it!! I THINK NOT you toady pinhead sliming  
> your way out from under whatever rock or swamp gas dwelling you came from  
> to offer this worthless bit of drivel..... GET YOUR OWN DAMN HOUSE IN  
> ORDER BEFORE OFFERING THIS ADVICE TO MARK... And next time show a little  
> compassion for your fellow human beings ( that is assuming you are a  
> member of the human race)....
> 
> INFERNAL FIRE BREATHING MODE OFF
> 
> Sorry about that previous heat to the rest of the Netters out there but I  
> got a litte steamed.  The main thing is for Mark to keep trying for  
> whatever it is that he is seeking and to not get discouraged or give up  
> and stop short of his goals.
> 
> (And yes I do belive a persons sexual choice is their own {be it HOMO,  
> HETERO, BI, ANIMAL, VEGTABLE, MINERAL, ETC....} and should not be dictated  
> to by others) So no flames from PRO/ANTI gay forces 8-}  ...
> 

*plonk*

Loser.

> 
> 
> Zippy D Who is going to bacome a monk now that the Monkee's disbanded
From: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Caught my eye
Date: 7 Oct 1992 16:32:13 GMT
Organization: Wedding Paranoia
Reply-To: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu



Just wrote a check to The Illuminating Company.


"HEY HEY CRUCIAL BABES ---- ON DISPLAY!!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.sex,alt.sex.stories,alt.sex.bondage,alt.butt.harp
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Plumbing hardware
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 18:27:21 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.175638.27269@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
>One side of an aisle is devoted to brass and copper pipe fittings.
>The normal ones are there in quantity, in a variety of sizes;  but then
>there's the cabinet on the end, its drawers labeled with tantalizingly
>bizarre and vaguely erotic names:

Hey, baby, wanna come over and do the Street-L?
--scott
From: small@hougen.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small)
Newsgroups: ucla.rumor,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What's in my closet
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:54:12 GMT
Followup-To: ucla.rumor
Organization: Laserama: Programming and Civil Insurection Division

In article <8362@lee.SEAS.UCLA.EDU> you rambled on about:
)Sigh, it's off to Turners again.  BTW, Jim when are you going to take up a
)serious round (like 45 ACP or 38 super).

When am I going to find a real job that will allow me to afford REAL ammo

(and insurance for a 600R to 750R series motorcycle . . .)

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