HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca (macleod heather)
Subject: Re: The Classiest Pickup Lines
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 23:35:08 GMT

In article <MARTINC.93Jan7130539@grover.cs.unc.edu> martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin) writes:
>In article <1993Jan7.141650.9989@cbnewsd.cb.att.com> nance@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (nancy.l.colucci) writes:
>
>   In article <6JAN199313513483@utarlg.uta.edu> b645zau@utarlg.uta.edu (The Brothers Grimm (Wayne and Ez-E)) writes:
>   >
>   >How about this classic, "Would you like to dance?" and if/when the person
>   >says no reply "No, I said you look FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"...
>
>   I love it!!!  And I'm going to use it!!!!!!!
>
>Oh, Nance, what do you need pickup lines for when I'm still available?
>--
>		Charles R. Martin/(Charlie)/martinc@cs.unc.edu
>     Dept. of Computer Science/CB #3175 UNC-CH/Chapel Hill, NC 27599-3175
>	    3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754
>     "Oh God, please help me be civil in tongue, pure in thought, and able
>      to resist the temptation to laugh uncontrollably.  Amen." -- Rob T

You are NOT still available!!  Just this very afternoon, you told me you
loved me!!  *sniffle*

Heather MacLeod                  If you've seen one shopping centre,
macl6441@mach1.wlu.ca            you've seen a mall.
Wilfrid Laurier University
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Xref: sparky soc.singles:35432 alt.sex:41047
From: markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.sex
Subject: The Classiest Pickup Lines
Date: 6 Jan 1993 04:41:15 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

"Come hither, oh beloved, and with me fulfill the most romantic impulses
that be thine."
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: phantasm@iastate.edu ()
Subject: Greetings, james...
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 14:48:03 GMT

jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton):

> Gosh your sorta profound. Ain't ya.

Thank you...

> Memo: Be sure to note that cool guy with cool name like shazam thinks a
> little less of me. Make sure to get into therapy this week to continue
> living.  Oh me Oh my.

I would suggest professional help for you james...
I think you know the rest...

> Memo: Make sure as soon as graduate from therapy to get cool name like
> "walla walla bing bang".

Good choice...

> You will meet a short plump stranger, Shazam...

Little s...

> - Walla walla bing bang.

Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us?  I do not think so...

Until we meet again...

phantasm
Organization: Queen's University at Kingston
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 19:45:39 EST
From: K. Roper <ROPERK@QUCDN.QueensU.CA>
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: FLIRTING AS AN OLYMPIC DEMONSTRATION SPORT

In article <93011.194228HOLTONS@QUCDN.QueensU.CA>, Psycho!!
<HOLTONS@QUCDN.QueensU.CA> says:
>
>   Obviously you've heard about my recent cold weather jogging injury...
>
>   Frost-bite can be a nasty thing... Especially when you have no place to
>warm yourself afterwards...
>
>

  Perhaps you need my long johns more than I do .... here you go :>
    And here's the wine cellar :>


  For those who are interested in scoring, it's rather like tennis
   only it works on a subtraction system.  The idea is to whack the
   furry balls around until you're both in 'love'.


 *giggle*  *swoosh*
From: m1bfg00@fed.frb.gov (Bruce F. Gilsen)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Ankle bracelets
Date: 8 Jan 93 16:26:45 GMT
Reply-To: m1bfg00@fed.frb.gov (Bruce F. Gilsen)
Organization: Federal Reserve Board, Wash, DC

schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
>>I imagine that in order to have one's clitoris pierced, unconciousness
>>is a prerequisite.  Maybe it's just me, I dunno.

Bathsheba.Grossman@launchpad.unc.edu (Bathsheba Grossman) writes:
>It is my understanding, based on the wholly aesthetic observation of
>nude models and exotic dancers, that one doesn't get the actual Pearl on the
>Jade Step pierced, but rather the hood or upper juncture of the outer
>labia.  The Thing Itself has little vascular hydraulics which I don't
>think one would want to rupture, quite aside from the innervation.  (I
>don't offhand know how penis piercings are done; maybe they go between the
>hydraulics.)

>-Sheba
>--

If you're interested in this topic, I strongly recommend the rec.arts.bodyart
newsgroup.  Postings include graphic descriptions of actual body piercings.
By the way, in every post I've read, the person being pierced was conscious
during the piercings.

Bruce m1bfg00@fed.frb.gov

-----------------------------

Coming soon from the people who brought you temporary tattoos:  Clip-on
body piercings.  Amaze your friends and lovers.
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance
From: Catherine.Collingwood@launchpad.unc.edu (Catherine Collingwood)
Subject: Re: Where did I meet my SO? 
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 19:30:35 GMT

Where did I meet my SO (now my fiance)???
Hmm..that's an interesting question...

we are "high school sweethearts" (god that sounds awful), started dating   
his senior and my junior year.  We had two classes together (it was a 
residential high school btw) and had a lot of the same friends.  When
I was in a fairly disastrous relationship he was there for me to cry on
his shoulder and in fact talked me into going out and having some fun
one night after my current SO and I had really had it out.  (the funny
part now is that I managed to set someone's hair on fire that night so
it was a little of a flub but it worked anyway.)

When the other guy I was dating and I finally broke up it was five days
before the Christmas dance and I had my dress and everything so I decided
to go with a group of friends.  My now SO and I were the only two who weren't
in some sort of a couple and we wound up, in his terms, "going stag together."

Five days later, after quite a bit of dancing around each other and
dealing with midterm madness we wound up kissing...and the rest, as they
say is history.  This was in December 1990.

I am now a first quarter freshman and he is a second semester sophomore.
We're getting married sometime in 1995.

Anyone else?

Lady Firebird
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Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: aahz@netcom.com (Mean Green Dancing Machine)
Subject: Eddie's teddy
Organization: Don't blame me, I voted for Bill 'n' Opus
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 02:20:16 GMT

Ed,

Suppose that what you say is true, that you won't find anyone without
exercising.  What's so horrible about doing a minimal amount of
exercise?  Or are you claiming that minimally fit men don't get into
relationships?
-- 
                         --- Aahz (the *other* Dan Bernstein)
                             @netcom.com 

Hugs and backrubs -- I break Rule 6

Red shirts finish faster.
From: smith@wesson.Eng.Sun.COM (Nina S. Smith - SunSoft Product Marketing)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Changing the odds
Date: 12 Jan 1993 21:23:35 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: smith@wesson.Eng.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: wesson

In article 93Jan11180841@cucbs.chem.columbia.edu, julie@cucbs.chem.columbia.edu (Julie Wright) writes about people in her aerobics class:


>anyone uncomfortable (a *little* gawking snuck here and there is not so
>terrible :) ), and so we assume they have an interest in common with us,
>have the guts to stand out in a crowd and defy gender stereotypes (this
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Ummmmmmm . . . was that an intended pun??? :)

>---Julie

-- Nina
From: bruce@uxb.liv.ac.uk (Bruce Stephens)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Buying science toys (was Re: Any Available Jewish Men Out There??)
Date: 8 Jan 93 13:34:58 GMT
	<1993Jan6.063147.1349@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> <lkmgm6INN1vh@news.bbn.com>
	<1993Jan6.220416.17663@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
	<ewright.726426474@convex.convex.com>
Organization: Centre for Mathematical Software Research, Univ. Liverpool, UK

>>>>> On 7 Jan 93 17:07:54 GMT, ewright@convex.com (Edward V. Wright) said:

> No, my claim was that it's possible to get sports equipment (but not
> scientific equipment) *designed for adults* at K-Mart.

> You translated that into "high end."   

My guess is that there isn't much of a market for this kind of sports
equipment designed for children, since it tends to be adults who are
concerned with fitness of that sort.  With dieting apparently becoming
more popular amongst younger and younger girls, perhaps this'll
change.

There clearly *is* a market for telescopes and things amongst children
(or the adults that buy presents for children).  My suspicion is that
adults interested in telescopes and things aren't in the least bit
bothered about looking through toy departments to find them
(especially since toy depts have so many other fun things to offer),
and so there isn't enough incentive to provide `adult' science depts.
--
Bruce
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From: pa_ross@csd.uwe.ac.uk (Mr Rossy)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance
Subject: Re: Where did you meet your SO?
Date: 12 Jan 93 16:09:14 GMT
Organization: University of the West of England, Bristol

I read in a book a few days ago that a vast proportion, around 70-80 %, of
people meet there partner at there place of work.
I have to agree, I have never met a lady in a bar and dated for more than 2 
weeks. Almost all my girlfriends are friends of friends or I work with them.


					Paul
					====

					 
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance
From: willmson@rtsg.mot.com (Jeff Williamson)
Subject: Re: Where did you meet your SO? 
Organization: Motorola Inc., Cellular Infrastructure Group
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 21:37:31 GMT

In article <C0HMMo.7rG@waterloo.hp.com> hudel@waterloo.hp.com (Chris Hudel) writes:

>ever since. (ahhh, warm sighs).
>
> ... stuff deleted....
> 
>Nifty, huh? :-)
>
>Anyways, the [*] is the key point.  I say if you're the slightest bit
>interested, go for it!  Just ask the person.  Ask a total stranger! What
>have you got to loose!?  A few things can happen:
>
>1) Rejection.  Well, it's hardly rejection from a *total stranger*, it's
>   just a nope answer.  And why care?  I mean, if you meet the person
>   again in a few weeks, likely neither of you will recognize one another.
>   There is no 'loosing face'.  In fact, you've probably made the other
>   person feel rather good about themselves by asking them out.
>
>2) She/he says yes.  You get married, blah blah blah.
>
>3) He/she says yes.  You've got a new good friend.
>
>4) He/she says yes.  It doesn't work but at least you met someone new
>   and had a nice meal/movie/whatever with somebody.
>
>So, Heather et. al -- just do it. ("it's not just for Nike anymore")
>
>Cheers!
>Chris.
>--
>                                                         Chris Hudel
>business: hudel@waterloo.hp.com                         519/883-3080
>pleasure: chudel@watarts.uwaterloo.ca             
>(Pleasure forwards to business...)       - all comments are mine, not HP's - 


5) She says yes. You get serious. Her husband blows your head off.
   ( I hate women that don't wear rings.. but that is a different thread;))


But seriously. I agree you have nothing to lose. Ego's will mend.

Both of my SO's have been friends of friends. Therefore get out
in the public to meet friends.





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Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA (dreas)
Subject: Re: Clearly More Blatant AntiGerman RACISM!!!!
Reply-To: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 93 22:45:09 GMT

In article 15541@wetware.com, drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
>veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher) writes:
>] In article <1993Jan9.203621.27153@vpnet.chi.il.us> orc@vpnet.chi.il.us (david parsons) writes:
>] >In article <1993Jan9.041600.4046@sol.UVic.CA> atovorni@engr.UVic.CA writes:
>] >|                                  
>] >|Oh, no! Not another NiceGuy[TM]      Merde! Pas encore! Un autre JoliGars[MD]*
>] >   Umm.  I'm not extraordinarily up on my french, but the
>] >translation seems to be just a little bit inaccurate.
>] 
>] Yeah, well, I know my french isn't what |   Oui, mais je sais que mon
>] it used to be so I really don't think   | Francais n'est pas tres bien puis
>] that I'm qualified to flame him.        | je pense qu'il y est des autres 
>] Besides, my translation is pretty nasty,| que dois le faire avant moi.
>] too.                                    | Et, mes translations, ils ne sont
>]                                         | tres bien, aussi.  Et Heather, je
>]                                         | veut t'achete le boisson quelques
>]                                         | temps, mais je le laisse a toi
>]                                         | pour decider quel jour.  Cette
>]                                         | semaine?  C'est a toi.
>
>
>You think we would Not notice that once again
>the Traditional FrancoPhile tendency for AntiGerman
>Sentiments would Raise Its Ugly Heads!!!!!!

Der drieuxSter ist ien drieuxSterMeister heute!

>Worse Yet it is nothing more than 
>Classic QuebecQuaFrancoPhileAntiGermanIsm!!!

LebensRaum! ve haf VaysOfMakinkYouTalk!!!!!

>You thought You guys could try and SNEEK it
>past US! But We have NOT forgotten who is
>Oppressing the WholeSomeGermanTraditionalFamilyValuesVolk
>in the Stolen Provinces of the Reich!!!!!

Don't be stupid, be a smarty.
Kommen und joinen DerRadFemSurfNaziParty!!!!!!!

>I mean and after all that the German People have
>Given to Western Kultur, like all the short
>Sweet and to the Point Terms, Not to Mention Karl Marx!

Schtarker, ve don't *PFPFFFFFFFFRP!* arrrount heah!

>Restore a FREE GERMANY and RETURN the GERMAN PEOPLES
>to THEIR NATIVE LANDS!!!!!

Remember DerSudetenLand und Osterreich UberAlles!!!!!!
(Oh! Scheise! ....Kein Umlaut!!!!!)

dreas
From: blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: FLIRTING AS AN OLYMPIC DEMONSTRATION SPORT
Date: 12 Jan 1993 06:59:40 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
NNTP-Posting-Host: carina.unm.edu

In article <93011.140336HOLTONS@QUCDN.QueensU.CA> Psycho!! <HOLTONS@QUCDN.QueensU.CA> writes:
>Flirting is a lost art... requiring much skill and prowess.
>Imagine the results?  Team Canada v.s. Team Switzerland...  I'm getting sweaty

Lord (of your choice) help us, Canadians and Swiss in a flirting contest?
I would almost rather prefer to watch Synchronized Swimming.....
:)
r.
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA (dreas)
Subject: Re: The Classiest Pickup Lines
Reply-To: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA
Organization: University of Victoria, Victoria, BC, Canada
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 93 21:55:34 GMT

In article 27793@sybase.sybase.com, mysti@sierra.sybase.com (Mysti Rubert) writes:

>Am I the only one who thinks that speaking to a stranger for the
>sole purpose of engaging in sex is *inherently* unclassy?

I must admit that you most definitely are not. 
If speaking to a stranger leads to the goal of 
engaging in TheRampantPlagueOfHeterosexuality,
then there CLEARLY is a problem.

ThePurpose, it would appear, is that you speak
WITH instead of TO or AT strangers. Speaking
WITH strangers for DasKulminationen of any 
UltimateGoal IS NOT *inherently* UnClasse~ !

Speaking TO strangers outclasses you immediately!!!!

dreas



Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: mzank@shell.portal.com (matthew c zank)
Subject: Re: Newspaper "personals"
Organization: Portal Communications Company
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 07:02:37 GMT

What we need is a good war to bring down the high men to women
numbers, I think we are over due for a war, that is way there
is more men then women, and why women are so picky.
--
Matthew Zank * Eau Claire, Wisconsin
------------------------------------
mzank@shell.portal.com
MZANK@MCIMAIL.COM 
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: an4970@anon.penet.fi
Subject: GF ISO GF
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: soc.singles
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 06:29:34 GMT

Hello out there,
Well, I would love to tell you all about me so write and let's start
corresponding!!  I am very honest and sincere so please don't write
if you aren't.  Thanks and I do look forward to hearing from you.

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From: ewright@convex.com (Edward V. Wright)
Subject: Re: Any Available Jewish Men Out There??
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 19:11:40 GMT
Organization: Engineering, CONVEX Computer Corp., Richardson, Tx., USA
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

In <1993Jan7.234145.4875@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:

>Sorry 'bout that--are you suggesting that a Tasco or Bushnell telescope
>can't be used by an adult?  (And, since Dawn has already said that she'd
>be happy with such a telescope and I owned a Bushnell telescope until 
>recently when I transferred it to someone who wanted it more, does that
>mean that Dawn and I aren't adults?)

Since you've already confessed to being below the male age of
maturity (30), isn't that question rather pointless?

If you look at the boxes those telescopes come in, you'll notice
that, like all toys, they have a recommended age range.

 
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: LJ10717@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Subject: ISO APOLLO
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 93 08:01:50 PST


ISO APOLLO- are you out there?

Subject - Oracle (EYEBALL)(VIRGINIA)(ONI)(SYSTEMS)

Please respond - <> Diamond

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Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: dheisler@CERIS.Purdue.EDU (Dave Heisler)
Subject: let downs II
Organization: Center for Environmental and Regulatory Information Systems, Purdue University
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 21:30:48 GMT

Me asking yet another hopeful SO not to be:

"Would you like to study together sometime?"

Her:

"just a minute", covers phone.

asking her roomate "He asked me to study with him what will i do?"
roomate replies "tell him you have to help wash dishes in the cafeteria"

She replies to me : "I have to wash dishes in the cafeteria"

Me hearing more than i really wanted to : "Oh, every night?"

Her : "I'm working my way through college."


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From: afdenis@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (Stephen Dennison)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.romance,alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Do you have a good pickup line?
Date: 6 Jan 93 03:49:00 GMT
Organization: Ancient Souls Inc.
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1993Jan5.175414.5124@liltyke.chi.il.us>, ziggy@liltyke.chi.il.us (Mark R. Hopf) writes...
>In article <1ia412INNabb@uwm.edu> markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark) writes:
>+>In article <Dec30.003237.35917@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> cs151kx@lamar.ColoState.EDU () writes:
>+>>		WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST LINE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD?
>+>
>+>"Would you like to assist me in replicating the pose depicted on page 32
>+>of the January 2-8 issue of TV Guide?"

Or the best pickup/straight line... upon hapening on a bull and a cow 
making a calf on his farm, man turns to woman and says ...

"Boy, I sure wish *I* was doing that !"

Woman replies ...

"Go ahead ... it's *your* cow, isn't it ? "

Ba-dump, *CRASH*

But seriously, folks ... Take my Worf, Puuuuullllease !
(Yes, I'm a Trekker)


-- Stephen

{Experimental .sig # 30245/T}

Humans -- 

	Beings stupid enough to create their own monsters, and then 
	curse their luck when they run into them. 
Newsgroups: soc.singles
From: margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis)
Subject: Re: Any Available Jewish Men Out There??
Date: Wed, 06 Jan 1993 06:12:09 GMT
News-Software: IBM OS/2 PM RN (NR/2) v0.16f by O. Vishnepolsky and R. Rogers
Reply-To: margoli@watson.IBM.com
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: The Village Waterbed

In <ewright.726256682@convex.convex.com> ewright@convex.com (Edward V. Wright) writes:
>In <1993Jan5.001418.4956@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> tlode@nyx.cs.du.edu (trygve lode) writes:
>
>>having a room full of people around while you experiment is likely to
>>be distracting rather than helpful.
>
>I can't buy that, either.  Professional scientific laboratories
>have hundreds of people in the building at any one time, and they
>seem to cope.

"In the building" is different than "in the room".

>>(To say nothing of the liability insurance involved, which would
>>probably make the memberships more expensive than assembling your
>>own lab.)
>
>Since fitness injuries far outnumber lab accidents, I don't see why
>a science club should pay more for liability insurance than a health
>club.

An accident in a health club is not going to demolish a city block...
--
Larry Margolis, MARGOLI@YKTVMV (Bitnet), margoli@watson.IBM.com (Internet)
From: martinc@grover.cs.unc.edu (Charles R. Martin)
Newsgroups: soc.singles
Subject: Re: Any Available Jewish Men Out There??
Date: 8 Jan 93 11:53:42
Organization: UNC Department of Computer Science
NNTP-Posting-Host: grover.cs.unc.edu
In-reply-to: atovorni@engr.UVic.CA's message of Fri, 8 Jan 93 03:18:08 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.031808.8206@sol.UVic.CA> atovorni@engr.UVic.CA (dreas) writes:

   In article 16704@vax5.cit.cornell.edu, q2tj@vax5.cit.cornell.edu () writes:

   >Even today it is extremely rare for a Reform rabbi to officiate
   >at a mixed marriage.  Almost all will insist that the non-Jewish
   >party undergo a conversion.

   Ouch!

   dreas

You're not just whistling dixie.  A friend's husband converted last year
and the circumcision became infected -- in fact, it got septic.  As I
understood it eventually came down to skin grafts.

Thank God my mother converted reform.
--
		Charles R. Martin/(Charlie)/martinc@cs.unc.edu
     Dept. of Computer Science/CB #3175 UNC-CH/Chapel Hill, NC 27599-3175
	    3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754
     "Oh God, please help me be civil in tongue, pure in thought, and able
      to resist the temptation to laugh uncontrollably.  Amen." -- Rob T