From: wen5@ellis.uchicago.edu (Stan T2 Wen)
Subject: Weekend Syndies WHIFF and WCW
Keywords: Politically Incorrect to insult intellectuals
Reply-To: wen5@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Intellectual Snobbery at Chicago, Hyde Park
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:36:37 GMT


Random, Incomplete Musings:

What the heck?  Martel beats Hart to bits and has him in a submission
boston crab, when Sean Michaels comes in, beats on Hart to disqualify
Martel!!!  Obviously angle is that Sean wants to beat Hart for belt.
Michaels and Martel have words.  No brawl.  Like 5 hr sex without orgasm.
VINCE!  Wake the fuck up!  The best way to get subscribers to PPV is to
build heat in the syndies.  What better way than to get two heels brawling
over a face's belt??  No brawl.  Terrible match from Hart.  JEEZ, where
the hell is Excellence of Execution?

Slackjaw Dim Fuggan is terrible.  Somebody please assassinate him.

Saw Flair and Perfect squash a jobber so hard there are still intestine
stains in the third row.  They kicked this guy around until he couldn't
move and then they stepped and stomped on him.  Very stiff work.  Wonder
how much jobber got paid.  Not much conflict in the Flair camp so far.
Should be set up in the next three weeks?

Snailz is stupid.  Somebody drop him down an elevator shaft.

Liked the result of the Bevs vs. Flatulent Fatster match if not the
match itself.  Fatsters are too heavy to be plexed, slammed, or otherwise
moved, and it makes for many many Andre vs. Hulk type matches.  Boring.

Austin vs Larry Z match was pretty good.  Larry Z still knows how to
wrestle and brawl and hasn't shot his work ethic to hell like some other
wrestlers.  Austin learned a new move, a legbreaker ala Ric Flair.

Liger vs. Armstrong wasn't too bad if it weren't for all the mat wrestling.
No moonsaults.  I guess Liger only shows off during PPVs?

Am I the only guy who thinks that only 15% of WWF's 2 hr. All-American
Wrestling syndie is watchable?  Why would I want to latch into a PPV if
there are no good matches to watch on a syndie?

Kevin Nash needs to learn more moves.  Size does not exempt him from work.

Terry Taylor and Bobby Eaton jobbed to the Steiners this past week.  Taylor
did not want to be tagged in.  Possible angle here?

Ron Simpsons  er Simmons squashed some jobber.  Reasonably good workrate,
but no new moves.  I guess we'll have to wait and see if Ron is willing
to rise to the occasion and rule the world.

I heard the Bill Watts "spoiler" about Ric Flair, Lex Luger, and Sid Jawstice.
I really don't believe this.  Lex is injured.  Sid is a liability.  Ric is
under contract with Whiff.  Oh well...

Van Hammer returned.  Gee.  He hasn't learned any new moves, and his slingshot
suplex is just as badly executed as before.

Where is DoubleA??

Who is the last truly masked wrestler to win the WCW HW or WWF title?
Wrestlers like Mr. R., Yellow Dog, Black Scorpion, etc do not count.

I'm confused.  Is Mark Merro going to get a push or not?  One minute he's
jobbing.  Next he's in line for the Lt HW title.  Is Bill just deciding
what to do with him??  And what about Scotty Anthony?  Is he going to
disappear now that he lost the title?  I'm sure Bradstreet will stay in
the picture for a while since Bill Watts loves Brad.

Bill Watts!  If you're reading this, take heed:
STOP JOBBING BRIAN PILLMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

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