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Subject: DOOL TAN: Tribute to RocketSled (song - uh oh :))
From: Nelson Broat <NMBCU@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Thursday, 3 Sep 1992 09:05:34 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center


A day or two ago I read an article by Mike Worley stating that he was leaving,
because the show stinks. Unfortunately he's right. As a tribute to my old
nemesis (well not really, mostly Tim's :)), I offer the following song,
Rocket Man by Elton John. Slightly reworded with some editorial comments in
parenthesis.

Take note - I don't usually do this sort of thing (songs, poems <== especially
that :)), so be kind okay. :)

You packed your bags last night, pre-flight
Zero hour 9am
And you're gonna be hiiiiiigh
As a kite by then

You'll miss the earth so much, you'll miss your wife (JoJo)
Cause its lonely out in space
Though its such well timed flight                    (This show SUCKS!)

But I think its gonna be a long long time
Till this show brings you round again to find
You're not the man you thought you were at all, oh no no no

You're a Normal Man
Normal Man - Banging out some views on "this great show"   (said with sarcasm)

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids      (but please drop the kids
In fact its cold as hell                              of DOOL off there, except
And there's no one there to raise them, if you did    Nikki, thanks)
                                            |______  (so take Mabel as well)


And all that flight control you don't understand    (well your the one whose
Its enough to make you wet :)                        always crashing :))
Rocket Ma a a an
Rocket Man

But we hope it won't be a long long time  :'-(
Till touchdown brings you round to your sweet find (JoJo)
You are the man we always knew you were, oh yes yes yes

You're a Rocket Man
Rocket Man - Wooshin around the Internet

And we hope it won't be a long long time  :'-(
Till touchdown brings you round to your sweet find (JoJo)
You are the man we always knew you were, oh yeah yeah yeah

You're a Portal Man
Portal Man - Zoomin across those telephone lines

And we think its gonna be a long long time :'-(
And we think its gonna be a long long time :'-(
And we think its gonna be a long long time :'-(
And we think its gonna be a long long time :'-(
                |
    (continue until fade out)


Come back soon Sledge, R.A.T.S. just won't be the same without ya (and
neither will JoJo, despite her statements to the contrary :), her bro's and
sisters know better).

Oh and don't forget...get MET it pays. :-)

                                                         Bro Cor N Monger
From: es03@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ERIKA K. SELL)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: GL:  possibility
Date: 26 Aug 92 14:46:58 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <2237@sjfc.UUCP>, glb3833@sjfc.UUCP (Gidget Bowden) writes:
>Hi all, it's me peeking out again.  I may be in the minority here,
>but I think it would be great for Hart to come back right now.  Sure,
>another actor would be great, but I'm talking about the character.  He'd
>come back to find his girlfriend sleeping with his best friend, and
>his one nighter pregnant with his baby.
>
>Just think of all the possibilities, and we'd get to see some great
>stuff from both Bridgette and Dylan.  I'd like that one!
>
>--Gidget
>
>--
>***************************************************************************
>* God did not create the world in seven days.          * Gidget L. Bowden *
>* He partied for six, and then pulled an all-nighter!  * glb3833@sjfc.edu *
>***************************************************************************
>
I AGREE. ANOTHER ACTOR IS A MUST!!!!!!!!! A REALLY GOOD ACTOR COULD DO WONDERS
WITH THAT SITUATION - AN ACTOR WITH A GOOD HAIR CUT AND ONE WHO DOES NOT WHINE
SOOO MUCH
                                          ERIKA
From: pinyan@ren.East.Sun.COM (Ann Pinyan)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Actually liked the Camel 8/26
Date: 27 Aug 92 18:20:57 GMT
Reply-To: pinyan@ren.East.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
NNTP-Posting-Host: ren.east.sun.com

In article 3620@chpc.utexas.edu, Joanna L. Castillo <pefv702@perv.pe.utexas.edu> () writes:

>
>I agree that Carly has more "life" when she's on-screen with Larry.  The 
>problem with the whole scene for me yesterday was that Carly seemed to 
>be having fun.  I'm sure Crystal was but Carly shouldn't have come off 
>that way, IMO.  There has been way too much bad blood between the two 
>characters for Carly to be in such a good mood around Larry.  She's 
>always in a bad mood around everyone else...why in the world would she 
>be in a good mood around Larry?  It makes no sense.  He was his usual 
>excellent self in the scene...and it's perfectly in character for him to 
>behave the way he did.  If TPTB are gonna pair them up...they're gonna 
>have to do a lot more than what they did yesterday.  I just sat through 
>the whole thing wondering why in the world she would talk to him at all.  
>

This bothered me at first too, but then I figured that she was in such
a good mood because of the medvan that even Lawrence couldn't phase
her...

Ann
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From: girl@slavery.EBay.Sun.COM (Mary Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: SIBLINGS/AMC
Date: 25 Aug 92 21:01:26 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mt. View, Ca.
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In article <1992Aug25.175303.11617@usho93.hou281.chevron.com> bebmza@sru001.chvpkh.chevron.com (Beverly M. Zalan) writes:
>
>Anne was Phoebe's daughter.  Who was she married to again?  Didn't
>she die?  Didn't she have a very sick daughter or something?

Anne was in a psyco ward after loosing her daughter????
Wasn't she married to paul?
Ok this is all before my time.



>Kitty was a night club singer, wasn't she?


Either Kelly or Kitty was a drug addict and played
a guitar.

Also before I was a big watcher

Mary
From: dias@redx.washington.edu (Vivian Dias)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: SB - Help
Date: 27 Aug 92 15:47:04 GMT
Organization: UW Information Systems


  ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!  I've lost my news feed.  My lifeline has been
  severed.  Could some kind soul email if they see this?  I have no
  idea if I'm reaching anyone.

  Vivian
Organization: Office of the Dean - CFA, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 09:28:07 -0400 
From: Liz Fox <lf01+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: DOOL: Deidre Hall has a son


I read in the paper that the surrogate mother Deidre Hall and her
husband Steve Sohmer hired gave birth to their son on Monday.  It is
Deidre's husband and the surrogate's biological child which I believe,
Deidre will adopt.  I can't remember the baby's name but it was a boy.
From: riddle@brahms.udel.edu (Tammy Riddle)
Subject: Re: DOOL: Roman's time off and SOW - 9/8/92
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 22:24:17 GMT

In article <secuIme00UhWI1yOdT@andrew.cmu.edu> Liz Fox <lf01+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>
> 
>[Vix not Lix]
> 
>And Tim responds to Tammy:
> 
>> > Isabella's death makes John
>> >available and the "perfect match" for Kim's split personality ( or so she
>> 
>> Vickie, are you up off the floor yet?  Really, I don't see how this could
>> happen.  Isabella should be around for at least another month.  Will Kim
>> still be fading in and out of "other Kim" for that long?  I sure hope not.
> 
>No, I'm still "floored" (sorry, I couldn't resist) that they would even think 
>to leave poor Drake stuck with the horsey one.  I guess they figured he did
>time for two years with the non-actress.  Now, he can do time with the 
>over-actress.  I still vote for Drake and Lisanne.  They are a perfect match.

Vixster, I'm so sorry.  I meant to warn you when I was typing this, but I
was in such a hurry.  Geesh, I hope you are okay, Vickie.....uhh....Vic,
are you okay......Someone get the smelling salts, we never get her awake
for atleast another month or so, and I know she wouldn't want to miss all
of the poignant death scenes Spacadet is going to be doing.....Vic?


> 
>Vixtress
>
>

--Peachy

-- 
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 If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."    *  riddle@brahms.udel.edu 
                  --Dr. Hugh Me Noway :-)  *  (302) 831-3734
From: jmeranda@us.oracle.com ("Jeep")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT: 8.25.92....from babydoll....
Date: 25 Aug 92 14:36:53 GMT


From:     Karen Williams <HQSUN1:ski@ivy.Princeton.EDU>
Subject:  ATWT8.25.92
Reply-To: HQSUN1:ski@ivy.Princeton.EDU

*****************************************************

HIYA, KIDS .............................. HIYA .......


With respect to all the graduates of the Fashion Institute who
are talented fashion designers, I say give Barbed a new line
of work.  The only attractive part of Jess' outfit were the
pearls woven through her chignon.

I mean, how many women do you know would wear a wedding dress
A SHAPELESS WEDDING DRESS that's cut to the crack in the hiney?
And those cuffs ...

Maybe Barbed should go into cookies ... Ms. Ryan's Chocolate Chip Dreams ..
I mean, she could go into business with Babs Bush ... The Cookie with
Family Values ...

===========

Well, I for one was shocked that the Slut didn't break down and tell
K-Lip that she saw Hold'em while he was in NYC.  She knows how upset
everyone is ... and now that Razor walked in on the Slut and K-Lip
hugging ... maybe Razor will kick her out and she'll have to go back
to the Mustang ... poor Angel .. talk about being kicked in the teeth
while you're still balancing on one knee ...

DunkHim has offered a position at the ARGUS to LeSnarl .. assistant
head of somethingorother.  That'll be nice for Jess ... she really
seems to love her brother and it will be nice to have some family
near her in YUCKdale.

Courtme caught the bouquet at the wedding reception.  Easy offered
a job at M&A to GetEven, with approval from Chilly.  Scooter asked
ConRail if it's true she told Cork about Lee Hemingway in Boston.
Scooter resigns from GirlWide ... rather than face Juicy outburst
upon learning that ConRail did indeed betray Scooter.
(Personally, I don't believe this was good judgment on ConRail's
part ... business is business but a love affair should be separate.)

# # #

ciao,
BaByDolL
From: SECBU@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: OLTL
Date: 27 Aug 92 17:46:14 GMT
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center

In article <1992Aug27.133318.89717@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, ams1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
(ANN M. SCHADLER) says:
>
>In article <92238.144332U14780@uicvm.uic.edu>, U14780@uicvm.uic.edu (John R.  d
>An
>rews) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug24.131623.105830@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>,
>ams1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
>
>(JOHN SAYS):
>>Gee, Ann, your sexism is showing. How can you be so sure Kevin doesn't love
>>Duke? You are assuming LeeAnn is so good, but any parent who steals a child
>>and takes it into a life of running from the law just because she can't
>>bear to lose him, is reckless and immature. That's not called love; it's
>>call selfishness.
>>
>>john
>>
>John -- Kevin hasn't shown any love for that baby.  I also wrote my response a
>little hastily  -- before I watched Leeann run off with Duke and Jason.  That
>was reckless and immature -- I'll give you that -- BUT I still think IMHO that
>Leeann is the right parent here.  Have a nice day 8^) !
>--
>
>Ann Schadler
>Vice President for
>Student Affairs Office
>x83890
>AMS1
*************************************************************
Although you both have valid points, I have to agree with Ann.

Kevin is using Duke to get back at Lee Ann.  When he found out
he was the father, did he spend any time with the baby?  Did
he even try?  Lee Ann would have let him.  She tried to be
open minded about Dukes parentage and not cutting him off from
the Buchanan half.


Kevin only visited Duke twice that I can remember, and once
was at the prompting of Rachel, who had to remind him that the
little tyke IS the priority here.

When asked why he wants Duke, he doesn't say it is because he
wants to love him, and raise him, and teach him to play baseball,
and what ever goofy stuff happy fathers do, he says he wants Duke
because Lee Ann is unfit to raise his kid.  He wants to win
the child like a prize.  He is a selfish, arrogant, mean-spirited
brat.  I have no sympathy for him.  He is using the child to
get back at LeeAnn for  not loving him and for not being honest
with him.


He may love Duke because it IS his son, but love has nothing
to do with why he wants to take him away from LeeAnn.



He was having doubts the first night he brought Duke home.
The child was crying, did he pick him up, comfort him, NO!!!
He sat there getting irritated and then went out with the
Buchanan boys.




Lee Ann may be stupid in her actions, but there is no doubt
she loves that baby.


Just my unsolicated .02 cents worth.

Sharon
From: pam@execu.execu.com (Pamela Nelson)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC:  alumni sighting
Date: 4 Sep 92 18:07:50 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Austin Dev. Center, Comshare Inc.

In article <1992Sep3.182616.16971@porthos.cc.bellcore.com>, ajw@decoy.uucp (25482-siegel) writes:
> NOPE!!! Am I the only one out here who remembers the Charlie BEFORE 
> the blond one?? (and I'm not talking about a kid)  He was a dark haired 
> teen, a bit dorky, who had a super crush on Robin McCall.
> This was during the time that Julie was played by girl with long dark hair,
> usually worn in a single braid.
> Or am I going crazy???

well, you may be going crazy ;^) but your memory is good.  I remember
that Charlie and that Julie also.  I don't have a clue as to who the
actors were though.  Actually I had forgotten about both of them until
you mentioned it.


-- 
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From: vjelinek@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Virginia G Jelinek)
Subject: Re: AW: Welcome Amanda!
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 22:52:44 GMT

In article <Bu0txJ.ILD@acsu.buffalo.edu> v069qppf@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Jen) w
rites:
>
>    Here is my humble welcome to Amanda to the group of
>whining selfish brats that appear to be emerging on AW.
>She complained to Sam on today's show so many times that I
>lost count about how he was never home.  Didn't she promise
>to support him?  She should realize that a singing career takes
>a lot of effort and time to start.  Not that she has had to
>really worry--her Harrison book that can be published whenever
>the he#% she wants since mommy dearest runs the company.
>
Did you notice Amanda making eyes at Grant every time they were working 
together?  And how pissed she was that Grant still wanted Vicky to work for 
him?  Is this another couple in the making?  I think Sam and Amanda are on 
their way out as a couple.  I wouldn't mind if they were on their way out 
permanently.  Amanda has been a whining B*&!h ever since she came back from 
boarding school.  You can complain about Amanda, Jenna, and the various other 
whiners whenever you want, because, from what I've seen, there's a consensus.

Ginny
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From: harding@sun444.nas.nasa.gov (Steve Harding)
Subject: Re: ATWT: 8-25 MondayJeepUpdate
Organization: NASA/Ames Research Center
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 15:39:15 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.221040.27100@donner.SanDiego.NCR.COM> tac@moe.SanDiego.NCR.COM (C. Corvin) writes:
]...[
>I liked the personalized vows they exchanged when they gave the rings. I
>thought it made the ceremony special.  I agree with you about the ceremony.
>It was nice and Kira's song seemed to fit perfectly.  The only thing I
>didn't like was the "Does anyone object?" line.  Really does anyone actually
>include this in a ceremony these days?  Why?  What's the point?  Is anyone
>ever going to say anything?  And if they did would anyone really want to stop
>the wedding right then and there to figure it out?  This seems so pointless
>to me.  I don't understand how it ever got into the whole wedding ceremony
>thing in the first place.  I mean even if there were a problem, shouldn't it
>be handled privately, before or if necessary, after the ceremony? Why create
>a big public scene.  This statement seemed totally out of place in an 
>otherwise beautiful ceremony.  Does anyone else have any ideas about this
>opportunity to object thing?

You forget how Duncan came to Oakdale.  He made an objection when Brian and
Shannon were at the altar.

steve
--
work:harding@nas.nasa.gov     play:steveh@grafex.Cupertino.CA.US (408.252.0578)
              A prince trapped in the body of a dirty old man.
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From: baker@rtsg.mot.com (Pam Baker)
Subject: Re: 2000 Malibu
Keywords: Lisa Hartman Black
Organization: Motorola Inc., Cellular Infrastructure Group
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 20:02:28 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.214438.1369@athena.mit.edu> zaccaria@mtl.mit.edu (Carolyn Zaccaria) writes:
>In article <1992Aug27.153556.7817@rtsg.mot.com> baker@rtsg.mot.com (Pam Baker) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug26.180420.26135@cbnewsm.cb.att.com> pml@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (patricia.m.lott) writes:
>
 [stuff deleted]

>>I agree that Joy is annoying!! In the movie premiere,
>>drank every time I heard the words--hunny bunny ;)
>
>I didn't understand this sentence. You drank cause she said hunny bunny? :-)
>It *was* annoying. Like an obsessive killer or something! :-(

Further clarification--- (my editor was acting strange yesterday)
I meant to say that every time you hear the words- hunny bunny,
you should have a drink--if there was a 2000 Malibu Road drinking
game. {so, if i were playing such a game, then I would have been
pretty blasted by the time the premiere ended} 


Pam
-- 
Pam Baker             		baker@cigseg.rtsg.mot.com
Systems Engineer      		Motorola, Inc.
International Cellular I. Div.	Arlington Hts, IL 
Stay within the lines.  The lines are our friends.
From: glb3833@sjfc.UUCP (Gidget Bowden)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT:  TAN:  Sightings
Date: 24 Aug 92 23:43:25 GMT
Organization: St. John Fisher College, Rochester, NY

Hi all, I was watching the premiere of 2000 Malibu Road last night,
and it appears that Brian Bloom and Scott Bryce are both going to
be regulars on the show.  I think it will start regularly this Wed
and CBS at 9:00, but you might want to check the local listings.

Brian plays a 20 something aspiring writer, who's parents are movie
producers, or something like that.  They showed a lot of beach scence
with no shirt on, oh boy.  I've always missed Dusty!

Scott plays a real slimebag, a TV producer, or something like that.    
He got fired from his job on the premiere, so we'll be sure to see more.
 

Lisa Hartman Black, Drew Barrymore and a few others also star.

If anyone plans on catching this, and would like a brief update on the
premier, just email me.

--Giggles still drooling over Brian Bloom!!!


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From: gck@hector.uucp (24641-kemmerling)
Subject: Re: AMC: TAN: Hurrican Andrew was: AMC: SOD tragedy?
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 18:50:03 GMT

> 
> Oh yeah, and another stupid thing, one family had a 17-day-old
> baby with them, and he asked, "So is this her first hurricane?"
> Like du-uh.........
> 
> Karen

Or...I love it when they stick that mike in their faces while looking
at a pile of sticks that was their home and ask them 'how do you feel
having everything you worked for demolished?'


Gayle 'wish I was back in Illinois' Kemmerling
E-mail address: gck@hector.cc.bellcore.com 
Morristown, N.J.
(201) 829-3950
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From: zaccaria@mtl.mit.edu (Carolyn Zaccaria)
Subject: Re: 2000 Malibu
Keywords: Lisa Hartman Black
Organization: MIT Microsystems Technology Laboratories
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 21:44:38 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.153556.7817@rtsg.mot.com> baker@rtsg.mot.com (Pam Baker) writes:
>In article <1992Aug26.180420.26135@cbnewsm.cb.att.com> pml@cbnewsm.cb.att.com (patricia.m.lott) writes:
>>Someone said she is a terrific actress.  Sorry, but I

I think Lisa Hartman is an OK actress. She is very attractive and has
a GREAT figure. 

>I think Drew is an ok in her role.  

There is a fairly long article about Drew Barrymore in next week's
tv guide. The kid has been through the mill (sounds like she brought
a lot of it on herself tho). She's also done some pretty wild things
according to this article, which sound shocking. Tho for some reason,
after reading the article, I kind of felt sorry for her. She sounds
like she was/is still? so mixed up. I thought her acting was good.

>I agree that Joy is annoying!! In the movie premiere,
>drank every time I heard the words--hunny bunny ;)

I didn't understand this sentence. You drank cause she said hunny bunny? :-)
It *was* annoying. Like an obsessive killer or something! :-(
I was the one that said "I hated her" so she must have been a good 
actress...

>I didn't know that Lisa Hartman married Clint Black --was it
>recent??  Because the announcer says Lisa Hartman Black,
>but the movie title didn't show it.  

Yea, lucky dog, she married Clint Black some time ago. I think they
might be kind of newlyweds, like a year. I think sometimes she uses
"Black" on the end of her name and sometimes it isn't there still.

>Yes, this show is truly a soap!!!

Well, if you folks say so, I'll believe you! :-) I haven't seen
the second one yet but I taped it and I'll watch it tonight....I
hope it is good and stays on. Just what I need another soap! :-)
At least I'll stay clean :-)))

CAZ
From: girl@slavery.EBay.Sun.COM (Mary Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: AMC: TAN Cats
Keywords: Terrence Frye
Date: 3 Sep 92 14:55:44 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Mt. View, Ca.
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Well todays the day.
My poor Rudy went in to be De-Balled.
I'll be a wreck all day, I hated leaving him there!
Of course he'll hate me worse in a very short time (-:

Is it true that they get lazy after being neutered?
Any other words of wisdom?


I feel like a nervous mother!

MKS
--
I've found a sure way to relieve office stress:
Step 1: take a deep breath
Step 2: count to 10.
Step 3: set the boss's wastebasket on fire.
From: QUINN@MAINE.MAINE.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: SB: All new contest
Date: 26 Aug 92 18:40:55 GMT
Organization: University of Maine System


     My goodness, it must be hotter in your neck of the woods than it
is here.  Hope that shower did some good!
     I think all the categories you suggested were great.  How about
adding best couple and worst couple to the list?
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