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                      DINNER FOR ONE
               Same procedure as every year


James:       Good evening, Miss Sopie, good evening.
Miss Sophie: Good evening, James.
James:       You are looking very well this evening, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Well, I am feeling very much better, thank you,
             James.
James:       Good, good ...
Miss Sophie: Well, I must say that everything looks very nice.
James:       Thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank you.
Miss Sophie: Is everybody here?
James:       Indeed, they are, yeah, yes ... They all are here for
             your anniversary, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: All five places are laid out?
James:       All laid out as usual.
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby?
James:       Sir Toby, yes, he's sitting here this year, Miss
             Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider?
James:       Admiral von Schneider is sitting here, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy?
James:       Mr. Pommeroy, I put round here for you.
Miss Sophie: And my very dear friend, Mr. Winterbottom?
James:       On your right, as you requested, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Thank you, James. You may now serve the soup.
James:       The soup, thank you very much, Miss Sophie, thank
             you. They are all waiting for you. Little drop of
             Mulligatawny soup, Miss Sophie ...
Miss Sophie: I am paticulary fond oof Mulligatawny soup, James.
James:       Yes, I know you are.
Miss Sophie: I think, we'll have sherry now, with the soup.
James:       Sherrry with the soup, yes ... Oh by the way, the
             same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: Same procedure as every year, James.
James:       Same procedure as every year, James.
Miss Sophie: Is that a dry sherry, James?
James:       Yes, a very dry sherry, Miss Sophie. A very dry
             Straight out of the cellar, this morning, Miss
             Sophie.
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby!
James:       Cheerio, Miss Sophie!
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James:       Ad ... Must I say it this year, MIss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: Just to plaese me, James.
James:       Just to please you, very good, yes, yes ...  Skolll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James:       Happy new year, Miss Sophie!
Miss Sophie: And dear Mr. Winterbottom!
James:       Well, here we are again, old lovely ...
Miss Sophie: You may now serve the fish.
James:       Fish. Very good, Miss Sophie. Did you enjoy the soup?
Miss Sophie: Delicious, James.
James:       Thanl you, Miss Sophie, glad you enjoyed it. - Little
             bit of North Sea haddock, Miss Sophie.
Miss Sophie: I think we'll have white wine with the fish.
James:       White wine with the fish. The same procedure as last
             year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: The same procedure as every year, James!
James:       Yeah ...
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby!
James:       Cheerio, Sophie, me gal ...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James:       Oh, must I, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: James, please, please ...
James:       Skoll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James:       Happy new year, Sophie gal.
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom!
James:       ... you look younger than ever, love! Younger than
             ever! He, he, he ...
Miss Sophie: Pleas serve the chicken!
James:       Ya...
Miss Sophie: That looks a very fine bird?!
James:       That's a lovely chu..chuk...chicken, that I'll tell
             you, a lovely ...
Miss Sophie: I think, we'll have champagne with the bird!
James:       Champagne, ya...Sssame, same procedure as last year,
             Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: Same procedure as every year, James!!! - Sir Toby!
James:       Sophie me gal...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James:       ... must I, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: James!
James:       Ssskoll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James:       Happy new year, sophie gal ...
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom!
James:       It's one of the nicest little women ...hick... one of
             the nicest little women, that's ever breathed, ever
             breathed... I now declare this bazar opened!
             Would you like some fruit?
Miss Sophie: I think we'll have port with the fruit!
James:       Oh, noo! S...ame procedure as last ...
Miss Sophie: Yes, same procedure as every year, James!
James:       .....!!!...
Miss Sophie: Sir Toby!
James:       Sugar in the morning, sugar ...
Miss Sophie: Admiral von Schneider!
James:       Ssskolll!
Miss Sophie: Mr. Pommeroy!
James:       I'm sorry, madam, sorry.
Miss Sophie: Mr. Winterbottom!
James:       ... huuuh, I'll kill that cat!
Miss Sophie: Well, James, it's been really a wonderful party!
James:       Well, it's been mos
James:       You're going to bed?
Miss Sophie: Yes.
James:       Sit down, I'll give you a hand up, Madam.
Miss Sophie: As I was saying, I think, I'll retire ...
James:       Ya... Ya. - By the way, the same procedure as last
             year, Miss Sophie?
Miss Sophie: The same procedure as every year, James!
James:       Well - I'll do my very best!


Quelle: "Dinner for one Freddie Frinton, Miss Sophie und der 90.Geburtstag",
Nautilus/Nemo Press; 1. Aufl. 1985  ISBN 3-922513-26-3

  

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