HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Organization: IFA
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 07:29:03 GMT

greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
>Now, please make clear which of these two statements you agree with:
>
>1) "It's ok to sit at a voting refistration booth and make jokes...bleh. 
>
>2) "sabbot is a hypocrite"...bleh
>
>Choose wisely, little one.

Yes, Your Excretioncy.

	Joke away, Abbot.  The most entertaining part of this thread
was your original article (*nyuk* -- 12 GHz to the groin!  HAW!@!!).

	As for you, Nowak:  Take it somewhere else, man.  This material 
aint bizarre, funny, or even particularly enlightening because we've all 
thought of it before.  Your ethical blatherings fall well within the realm 
of the known.  In fact, everything you've said here should have been im-
mediately obvious to even the most casual observer of life, and that's 
assuming said observer hadn't found these simple truths to be self evident 
upon emerging from the womb.  

	What I'm trying to say is:  You're boring, Greg.  You don't need to 
tell us the sky is blue over and over again.  Why not tell us something we
don't know because we never thought of it (because it's not even conceivable)?
We're here to blow off steam because its the only place on Earth you can do 
it without getting your ear pinched by your mother or Tipper Gore.

	<snigger> 12 Ghz to the groin!  Abbot, you knave!  I *still* laugh 
every time I think of it.  Republicans!  Rendered sterile!  AH-HA@W HAW!!@!

Rigler
                  "I flamed Greg Nowak"  <--->  "I shot Jesse James"

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: Fair is fair: Jordan
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 06:22:03 GMT

IN TALK.BIZARRE gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
)
)roger, while i feel very strongly that the way arabic
)cultures, as well as some others, is wrong, i do not
)think that making offensive jokes is going to solve
)the problem.

My post was not an offensive joke.  I copied a post from
soc.culture.arabic to talk.bizarre to make a point.  I was not making
an offensive joke.


)obviously you
)care a lot about the things that are happening in the
)middle east.  why don't you stop whining and DO something?
)why don't you GO there and try to educate people? 

I can educate arabs throughout the world on the net.  Trying to go to
countries that will not let me in if I declare that I am jewish is not
my idea of useful or safe.

)i hate to tell you this, roger, but genocide is not
)a viable option.  you should know that.  if you
)don't understand why not, perhaps you should speak to
)your rabbi about it.  i've never known a rabbi who
)was in favor of wiping out the entire arab race. 

God, are you a stupid offensive idiot.  I *never* wanted to kill any
arabs.  Don't be stupid.  I want reform in arab countries, I want
democracy in arab countries, I want flexibility in negotiations in
arab countries.  My hatred only comes to those that seek to harm
Israel.  Find one post where I've acted differently, or shut up and
stop slandering me.


)m

b.m.


-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours)
Subject: Re: Pioneers
Organization: IFA
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 07:47:38 GMT

Johnathan Vail writes:
>
>   In <1992Oct4.230018.131@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:
>
>    "A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other,
>     if they don't destroy their knees first, or start sleeping with 
>     each other's girlfriends." - Rigler, about Ultimate
>
>This sounds acutely accurate about Ultimate in general...And I personally 
> didn't sleep with anyone's grilfs....Well, except for Ultimate Affair in 
> '85...Oh, and my ex-fiancee-slime was a...And my current's brother played 
> (until he went for ACL reconstruction last week) and she was dating some 
> ultimate players before.  OK, its a fair cop.

My ex-girlfriend (stolen from a loyal teammate) dumped me for another teammate
shortly after my ACL reconstruction last year (coincidence?).  During the past 
lonely year, which I spent laboriously rehabilitated myself, I've been forced 
to slake my lusts with whichever teammate's girlfriend would have me as a 
cripple.

Last month my ex-girlfriend came back to town and implied that she wanted
me back (now that I am whole); but I just slept with her once and then told 
her to Fuck Off [tm].

So you see, our lives as male ultimate players are essentially the same:
a soap opera comprising three primary elements:  the game, our knees, and 
our teammates' girlfriends.

I sometimes wonder, though, whether there isn't something more to life.

Rigler
--
                                        A river of coffee,
                                        An ocean of bile.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 13:31:41 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.235622.4066@walter.cray.com>, jcarroll@ferris writes:

}I voted a straight Republican ticket in 1984.

I don't care WHO the fuck you voted for, or why you think you need
"credentials".  Perhaps I'm just a bit more concerned than you are
about preserving your ability to vote for whatever senile narcoleptic
you want. 

--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

"Excuse me, but I created alt.sewing, and participated in the move to
rec.crafts.textiles."        --sloane@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Bob Sloane)
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Squirrel Revenge
Date: 11 Oct 1992 21:29:55 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-18.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

Squeaky was young when he saw his mother squished between the tires of a
sppedy white car. He might have been able to accept it if it had been 
accidental, but when the car followed her from the right lane over to the
left-hand shoulder, he could not forget it.

He saw it all the time with the possums. First the full speed blow and
then the red lights and then the white lights and then the car coming
backwards for another crunch, it filled him with rage. Who did these
monsters think they were? They zoomed by filling the air with stench, 
and their cruelty seemed bottomless.

--
As Squeaky bounded across the street with his wife following playfully,
he didn't even hear the passing car. However, he did hear the piercing 
screams left in its wake. Whirling, there was his wife, well, there was
half his wife, mouth open wide in pain, dying.

Squeaky ran screaming, not thinking of himself, cars passing by over his
head, impervious to him.

It was time he payed them back. They had stolen his sole possessions and
he was pissed.
--
Squeaky reached to the shelf, grabbing the new bottle of mousse, and 
sprayed it all over his body. He combed his hair gently, forming deadly
spikes. Then he walked into the blowing air from the fan, and he was
ready.
--
"Look at that stupid squirrel in the road," said Elmer. "I want to see him
squirm!"
Jack laughed and said,"If you can get him on the hind end, they say the
guts will spray out its nose!"
And so, Elmer aimed his tires at the bushy tail, which Squeaky had earlier
primped so carefully.
--
"Shit!" shouted Elmer, as the tire blew and he lost control. The car  
turned quickly to the flat side and flipped through the air. Elmer's left
hand fell out the open window and was crushed during one of the landings.
We won't even talk about Jack, even though some might ponder whether he
was half in the car or half out?

The car flipped four times and landed on its wheels. One might not 
realize it had just been in an accident were it not for the caved in roof,
smashed sides and abundance of red.
--
Elmer was beginning to drift off into the numbness of shock as he saw the
pickup careening towards them, both of its left tires shredded. And behind
it, the squirrel sat in the middle of the road, waiting.

--
JW
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Fair is fair: Jordan
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 17:36:55 GMT

In article <JON.92Oct13135507@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
  [ .... ]
>come one, gary.  i know it's just you, your vaseline, and a pepsi.

Nah, no Pepsi. Diet Check Cola. No Vaseline[TM] either, it degrades
plastic (particularly latex...).

At home, I keep four 4-meter sling ropes in the living room (the long
stuff is in one of the bedrooms). 10 quatloos to the first poster who
can identify the term "sling rope" and tell what they're used for.

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"...I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I
thought 'One of us is in real trouble'." Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hey!
Date: 10 Oct 92 04:02:44 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN K12.CHAT.SENIOR 
Laurie.Rubinstein@p0.f25.n137.z1.fidonet.org (Laurie Rubinstein) writes:
       ^^^^^^^^^^
)Hey Michele.  Yeah, I'm a girl <grin).  Um...I like to listen to
)mostly hard core Christian music.
                  ^^^^^^^^^


jews--;


...carasso "my girlfriend's converting, so jews++;"

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: COLLEGE BOY HAS SEX WITH GRANNY
Date: 12 Oct 1992 02:19:06 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, js2061@andy.bgsu.edu (jim) says:

>> Hey ev'ry-body!  Bubba McCoy specializes in the obscene and horrific.  You're
>all linked to Mr. Sleeze of the 20th cetury.  You name it,...I've done it, and 
>if I haven't yet I will tomorrow!  Yes indeed!!! I am the only one I know who
>can say I fucked my grandmother.  She was dead when I fucked her but still
>fresh! She had just died in my apartment from a terminal illness and I
>copulated with her before rigormortis set in and held her in his deathly
>grasp!!!  Talk about a cold clit!!!! you want more stories?  Let's talk!!!
>I'll tell you about the time I fucked a chicken behind Drug Mart!  


I'm still waiting for the 1-900 number to flash on the screen.




C'monnnnnnn........



"SIXTY!!  SIXTY!  WHAT'D I SAY, HONEY?!  HEE HEE"
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Univega)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Frightening Halloween ideas wanted
Date: 9 Oct 1992 22:13:43 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: adder.cs.berkeley.edu
Originator: curtis@adder.cs.Berkeley.EDU

In article <1992Oct9.181031.14691@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>
>Or Flann O'Brien's _The Third Policeman_.

the fall today was heavy and granular with a hint of hibiscus;
perhaps the levers need adjusting?  ask inspector fox.

c
italsport yarvin from far amurikey
a six-speed derailleur of a man
the first sign, spokes he, 
is when yer feet starts stickin in the toe clips.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: FYI
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
Distribution: talk
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 07:47:28 GMT
Comments: Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone!


For a good time, call 1-718-387-6962. (718 is Brooklyn's area code, in
case you are wondering.)

--
The opinions expressed above are my own, and not necessarily those of UNH.
 Cute signature quote by They Might Be Giants: D, world destruction /
  Over an overture / N, do I need / Apostrophe T, need this torture?
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: my mission
Date: 16 Oct 92 17:07:53 GMT
	<1992Oct12.064224.1294@news.Hawaii.Edu> <1bber5INNfrh@girtab.usc.edu>
	<1992Oct16.054457.8777@news.Hawaii.Edu>
Organization: University of Utah

In article <1992Oct16.054457.8777@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours) writes:
   I can still here their cries: "Viva la GRINGO!!!...Aye Carramba
   ...Ondole Ondole!...Epa Epa Epa!...El Diablo!!!

*smack*

you're indulging again.

--
juan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: richh misses his big chance
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 19:05:17 GMT



richh is in town this weekend, so i was
going to take him to the tastee diner for
dinner.  but now i'm not, because richh
has, at the last minute, decided to go
shopping in rockville instead.  i could
have been doing something useful today --
i'm moving in three weeks, you know, and
there are a lot of people i've known for
YEARS that i'd like to spend time with
before i go.  but no, i agreed to take 
the time out to meet richh, and now he 
blows me off to go SHOPPING.

i am displeased.  these young kids today,
they got no class, no breeding, no manners.

and i can't decide whether to keep the 
thunderstorm here where i can enjoy it from 
inside, or send it over toward rockville.

oh, what the hell.  d'glenn likes a good
thunderstorm.  next week, probably HE'LL be
blowing me off.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: short shameful cinemax free preview
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:26:06 GMT

Supergirl has nice h00ters.
But, even in black and white, Ingrid Bergman
is much more attractive.
-- 
, jja
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep is One Who Walks Away From Omelets
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:21:38 GMT
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

John Perry (jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu) wrote:
: >...because Ursula K. won't bring the eggs to room temperature first.
: >
:   You should only make bad inside literary jokes like this in one place...
:   Ver Far Away from Anywhere Else.
: 
:   John

Oh, c'mon, John.  This is just The Beginning Place.

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"Does it ever seem like the brain disorders you have just aren't enough to keep
 you amused anymore?"  --Dr. Strychnine
Current Album--Paul Simon:Still Crazy After All These Years
Current Read--Charles de Lint:Drink Down The Moon
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep shuns unbridled passion
Distribution: world
Date: 9 Oct 92 23:49:10 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love




		"Hey, get that horse outta here."



--
...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: yee haww!!!!
Keywords: a car
Date: 11 Oct 92 04:16:34 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: adder.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Oct10.230322.13053@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
|
|well, i have been waning to buy a car for about a month now. i have had
|financing set up for about two weeks. i do not have a car now. it became
|obvious to me that it is very hard to shop for a car if you don't have
|one. this seems to fall under the category of "it takes money to make
|money". in any event, life was somewhat simplified when my friend went out
|of town and left me his car to use for this week. i scoured the want ads
|daily for that '87 jetta gli i wanted to buy so much. i had seen it
|earlier in the month but then the ad was dropped. had a copy of an old
|papaer around so i called the people. i was pleasantly surprised to find
|it was not sold. way cool. today i drove it and checked it out. nice. it's
|5800 with new front tires, new brakes, and a new windshield. way super
|cool. it drove nicely as well. monday i will bring it to a dealership and
|have them check it for any screwed up type things. i hope it is cool and i
|will have a car. ciao etc.

And you wonder why they say
to plug your squick holes, after you're done?

c
gaffer's tape and a section of cork.
works every time.  no fuss no muss.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Date: 13 Oct 92 16:25:06 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.sewing,misc.test,alt.geek,alt.licker.store
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <9210122005.AA25629@prg.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.ox.ac.uk (Craig
Shergold) writes:

#  What should I do about Jennifer?


Infibulate her, and she could be the `Tightly Stitched!' Christmas Issue
centrefold: Glorious, fair-skinned 36c-23-36/22 JENNIFER.  Talk to her
live, now on 1-900-HOT SEWN.  Calls charged at 4 camels per minute cheap
rate, 6 camels per minute at all other times. 

-- Ken "No need to look closely, we know what you want in close-up"
   Johnson
-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep subscribes to alt.fan.holmes
Date: 9 Oct 92 22:13:48 GMT
Organization: Bell Atlantic NSI

In article <6571@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil>, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
> 
>     OH!  Sherlock Holmes. Sorry to have bothered you.
I did the same thing.
I almost got interested. But I find it much more interesting how
a guy needs two gallons of blood to get it up than that a guy
used a 7% solution of coke. Didn't Sherlock know about free-basing?
From: meo@hostname.austin.ibm.com (Miles O'Neal)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Prime Directive???
Date: 7 Oct 92 01:16:08 GMT
Reply-To: meo@hostname.austin.ibm.com (Miles O'Neal)
Organization: I B Movin

gsmith@lauren.uucp (Gene W. Smith) writes:
| The problem of what to do with people
| who want a metal.gnr group could easily be solved by rounding them all
| up, shooting them, and packaging the result as dog food.

I *knew* I had seen a Prime Directive around here somewhere.

-M'oi

I think it was 37
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 20:43:24 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1992Oct14.192710.9525@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>
> In article <9210122330.50@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>In article <7663@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>>
>>>In article <BvzGos.82p@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov
>>>(Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>>
>>>#  The UK?  Isn't that a small island off the coast of Ireland?
>>>
>>>
>>>No, that's Britain.  The U.K. includes a bit of Ireland. 
>>>
>>>-- Ken "it isn't England, either" Johnson
>>
>>So why isn't there an SRA working to free the Scots?
>
>Blowing people up isn't working.


I have heard rumors of a project at Edinburgh University that has something
to do with an AI controlled haggis cannon.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: What wonderful responses (was Re: Tsk, tsk class)
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 19:12:39 GMT

In article <24378@sybase.sybase.com> chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive) writes:
>In article <1992Oct5.143410.3393@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil>, rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson) writes:
>		{deeee-leted}
>|> 
>|> Mike "and I thought you guys at least would get the joke" Dobson
>
>
>OH YES THAT IS VERY LOGICAL MISTER `RDC30'<---!!!
>
>HA HA HA ROGER DAVID CARASSO I GET YOUR VER CLEVER JOKE NOW BY.

	this guy seems a bit paranoid. i think you should get some help.
also, don't look for it here please. 
--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
						          "React with this!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: in bed (in_bed@in.bed.edu)
Subject: Re: BUTANE - WHAT THE HECK?
Originator: in bed (in_bed@in.bed.edu)
Organization: The Bed
	<1b0eg9INN94f@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> <Bvt1wL.8uC@news.larc.nasa.gov>
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 22:25:51 GMT


"-" == Scott Dorsey <kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov> writes:

-> This is another common government lie IN BED.  Radiation is
-> actually good for you IN BED and improves health and longevity IN
-> BED.  Some old men who were IN BED at the site of the bomb dropped
-> IN BED on Hiroshima are still alive IN BED, and younger than they
-> were IN BED at the time the bomb was dropped.  President Bush, for
-> example, was born IN BED in 1805 but due to high levels of gamma
-> radiation is still IN BED alive and in good health IN BED.  High
-> government officials routinely take as much as 700 rems per day IN
-> BED, while putting on a smokescreen IN BED to prevent the public
-> from discovering the benefits of health-giving nonionizing
-> radioactivity IN BED.  If the people knew about how good radiation
-> were for them IN BED, they'd all want some IN BED, and there isn't
-> enough to go around IN BED.  In addition, the population problem
-> would be worsened IN BED.  --scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: BUTANE - WHAT THE HECK?
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.drugs,sci.med
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 17:33:13 GMT

>>
>> My question is should i advice him to stop?

   Butane is okay, just as long as he's not doing the hard stuff.  A good
friend of mine started doing Dibol on a regular basis and had to be 
hospitalized.  What with all the Promethium addicts roaming around the
streets in a daze, I have been seeing a lot of abuse of over the counter
drugs.  I've noticed that if I take more than two capsules of Clovis or
even Avidin, I start seeing tracers out of the corner of my eyes.  I haven't
tried taking extremely high doses since I am worried about the side effects.
Valona and Pamplin, for example, can cause rapid heart rate and accelerated
breathing patterns.  High doses (for example, smoking Cinescope in a bong,
or chug-a-lugging a bottle of Dyak) can even cause rapid vasoconstriction
leading to almost certain death.  Just this month, two high school students
died at a graduation party due to Hymnody poisoning, complicated by high
blood levels of a common decongestant, Jungfrau.  The government must act
and make these drugs available by proscription only.
--scott