From: charlie@elektro.cmhnet.org (Charlie Smith)
Subject: Re: 'tis the season to work on the bike
Keywords: carb rejetting, O-ring chains, fork brace, brake pads
Organization: Why do you suspect that?
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 20:37:25 GMT

Earlier, akhamseh@engin.umich.edu (Amir Reza Khamseh) wrote:
>
>Greetings netters. This is my first attemp at the wonderful world of news
>networking (Hmmm...I wonder if I should have divulged that info or not.)
>
>Amir Khamseh
>Uh, is this the place and time to request for the DoD #?


Since you at least didn't ask "What is the DoD", I'll save you the trouble
of another post.  

But, first you have to understand that it's a secret.  It really is, you see.

and, since it's a secret - if we told you then we'd have to kill you!


And ...
In case you want to try guessing what it stands for, here's a list of 
possible suggestions, attached on below.   An even longer long list than 
ever seen before!   :-)                            ^^^^^^


Charlie Smith   charlie@elektro.cmhnet.org  csmith@dsac.dla.mil  whois ces10
  DoD #0709   doh #0000000004  &  AMA, MOA, RA, Buckey Beemers, BK Ohio V
                BMW K1100-LT, R80-GS/PD, R27, Triumph TR6
                          Columbus, Ohio USA

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A Definition of Dizzyness (DoD) (tm) List 
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Dabsters of Danger
Daffy Olivia Duck
Damage of Demeanor
Damage on Demand
Damaged old Dildos
Damaged on Delivery
Dames on Drugs
Damnation of Dashboards
Damsels of Darkness
Damsels of Democracy
Damsels of Desire
Damsels open Daily!
Dancers of Despair (DoD 9)		
Dances on Doomsday
Dancing orangutan Department
Danish old Drama
Danish oral Delights
Darkness over Dakota
Darlings of Democracy
Dastardly old Daredevils
Daughters of Democracy (DoD 23)		
Dawn of Destruction
Dead on Delivery
Dead on Departure
Dealers of Derision
Dear old DoD
Death or Dishonour
Debasers of Daughters
Debaucher of Damosels
Debauchers of Debbies
Debauchers of Donuts
Debunkers of Dogma
Decadent opinionated Ducks
Decadents of Debt
Decades of Dissolution
Decked oozing Dudes
Definition of Dizzyness 
Deliberating over Decisions
Deliciously over Done
Delighted of Dundee
Delineators of Debauchery
Demigods of Derision
Demonstrations of Derision
Denizens of Dogfood
Denny's or Die
Denomination of Deodorants
Denomination of Dons
Denyers of Data
Department of Death
Department of Dedundancy  (#0316)
Department of Defense
Depot of Debauchary
Depraved on Demand
Deranged or Deprived
Deriders of Drivers   <----- ******!
Description of Debacle
Deserving of Desert 
Desirer of Ducatis
Detestors of Drivers
Deutschmarks or Dollars
Deviated old Devils
Devourers of Dogfood
Devourers of Dennys
Diagnosed outrageous Drinkers
Dialects of Dorians
Diatribe of Doggerel
Dicks of Delight
Dickweeds of De-road 
Dickweeds of Denver			
Diesel-fumes over Disneyland
Diffuse of Dignity
Digital organ Detonation
Dilapidated old Diplomats
Dildos on Dykes
Dimension of Dimples
Diminutive orbiting Dwarves
Dining on Duckheads
Direct order Dinnerware
Dirty oily Dicks
Disaffirmers of Disagreement
Discotheques of Discombobulation
Discountenancers of Dividers
Disgusting oozy Discharge
Disgusting ostrich Deposits
Disobedient old Despatchers
Dispensers of Drivel
Displayers of Dementia
Dissolvers of Doubt
Distributors of Diuretics
Divagaters of Debate
Diverse old Divers
Do'ers of Deeds
Dock of De-bay
Doctors of Drama
Dodgers of Dodges
Doers of Donuts
Dogged old Dodos
Dogs of Death
Dogs of Deliverance
Doing our Deeds
Dole Dodger     (Imaginary 'o' in dole)
Domesticated old Donkeys
Domination of Dolphins
Don't I Deserve <---- Bob Pasker's suggestion.  Apologies to Ed.            
Don't own Disk.
Donuts over Dongs
Doodahs or Dingbats
Doppler on Drugs
Dorky old Driver
Dormice on Drugs
Dormitory of Damsels
Double onion Dabbers
Double or Deal
Douchebags of Denison
Dour old Debaters
Downhill on Ducatis
Dowsing omnipotent Dragons
Doxies of Debauchery
Draconian overbearing Dads
Draculas oak Dwelling
Dragoons on Display
Dramatic Or' D'oeuvre
Draught of Drambuie
Draughty Oven-ready Dungarees
Draw of Day
Dray of Delight
Dreary old Dreeps
Drenched out_Doors
Dress of Desire
Drifting old Dunderheads
Drink ourselves Delirious
Drippers of Drops
Driveway of Death
Driving over Dickheads
Drooling on Dresses
Drug over-Dose
Druids of Dread
Drunk on Dromedaries
Drunk or Disorderly
Dualism or Duality
Duchess of Doncaster
Dukes of Duct-tape
Dumb old Dunderheads
Dumbshits on Donorcycles
Dumpers of Dirtbikes
Dumpy old Dual
Dunking of Donuts
Dunsels of Doodads
Dutch olm Disease
Dweebs of Dungeons
Dynamics of Danger
Dyslexic 'otorcycle Dummies
Dystrophy of Dwarfs
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