HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
Date: 9 Apr 92 18:42:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr9.184218.19962
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

Scott asks:
>>>**  three.  Any volunteers out there in ARCland to assist 'Chelle in her

>>Lis volunteers:
>>I'll Volunteer!!  Can I be a TushRater Too??  Huh, Can I
>>Pllllllllllllllllll-ease??   I just *love* tushes.  :-)

>'Chelle replies:
>Well, loving tushes need be the only qualification required to be a judge. 
>Maybe all the SexySecretaries (one of whom is now Madame Prez, but if she'd
>let us we'll still count her in the group) should bve judges.  Julie?  Mary? 
>We should make Lisa Mae an honorary SexySecretary 'cause she's a judge too...
>ooooooh, this is gonna be fun.  First thing we have to decide is what the
>contestants are going to WEAR!! (If anything... *smirk*)

Sounds like a fair idea to me.... Julie, Mary, ya wanna be judges
too??  Lisa Mae can be an honorary SexySecretary since she's a
judge too.... 'tis okay with me.... I'm easy.  :-)

What should they wear?   How about as little as possible....
Tight Speedos or something....   :-)~

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude)
Subject: Our ARCFamily
Organization: WHAT?
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 20:59:18 GMT

 velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>
>Well, BigBrowithBonsaiBiceps, count me in!  And hey, if HotDi makes it, we'll
>even have an even number!!
>
setenv Groucho Marx on
	(Twiddling large cigar) And WHAT a number she is, too!
setenv default
--
Puter		puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com		Go UofL Cardinals!
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From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Practice makes Perfect (Was: Self Love? )
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 12:59:38 GMT

>Naaaaaah he's been goberline cockrels again early in the morning. Up
>with the larks.....down with the vodka
>
>Trog

Trogggy, of course it's down with Vodka, I mean it IS a white
(or actually a clear, but who`s judging) isn't it ?

You would think me tres gauche if I knocked em back with
a shot of Wild Turket, wouldn't you ?

THAT'S how I got them on my tongue... That Wild turkey !

I wondered where he went...

Blade
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From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Competition: (WAS: Re: TushRater)
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 14:57:14 GMT

>>I have only one hyphenated word to say, that I am sure
>>will gain me the backup of all the other males here:
>>
>>G-Strings!
>
>*shaking head*....IDon'tThinkSo.....Some of us aren't spring chickens
>anymore, Blade.  You've seen my pic.  A few too many miles, I think....
>				|
> Julie Malone...AKA...		|	"And hopeless romantics still can

Julie, never underestimate the drooling potential of a bit of cloth
and one little string...

And always remember, safety equipment should be used when gnawing
gthru G-Strings. Gnu gnever gnow gwen gwey'll gbreak.

gBlade
From: kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Challenge to Mark Kinney
Date: 16 Apr 92 12:20:06 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <92107.085637I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET>, <I27LG@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
> A duel of magics and weaponry.  Winner is decided by the ARC land people.
> Meaning you people out there are the judges.  Do you accept Mike Kinney?
> Mike??? are you still buried under tons of marshmellows??

Once again, It's *MARK*. :)

A duel of magics and weaponry, eh? [ReallyWickedGrin]

[gets on radio]
Bring the carrier group into strike range. 

Let's go... and keep bystanders off the field; no more hiding behind Christy.
:)

[Jets streak overhead, and the nearby terrain, and my worthy opponent, is
covered in Baked Alaska]

Your turn. :)
-- 
Mark Kinney [KINNEMA@WKUVX1.(BITNET)(WKU.EDU)] | Don't just eat a hamburger,
PhoneNet: (502)745-4246	  (Bowling Green, KY)  | eat the HELL out of it!
This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency, you'd be dead.
Quote of the week: "Now I'm mumbling, and I'm screaming, and I don't know what
	I'm singing." -- "Weird" Al Yankovic, "Smells Like Nirvana"
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Erin's punishment
Keywords: GEMR, whip
Date: 5 Apr 92 17:08:00 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr3.003120.5841@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Erin Anderson) writes:

>>All of a sudden, Erin felt a piece of leather land around his wrist.
>>Looking down, he realizes he is being held by a whip!  Pulling the
>>whip just enough to move Erin back towards her and toward her favorite
>>tree, GEMR turns Erin around to face her.
>>
>>and with a flick of her wrist, Erin feels the whip slip away.  As he
>>starts to move away from the tree, the whip lands right next to his
>>face *ker-snap*
>>
>>"Erin, *sarcastic grin* dear, *very stern look* you have committed
>>some crimes against GRW and threatened her Majique Dust.  As a result,
>>you will be punished.  I'm just here to make sure you don't move.
>>Which means, yes Erin, that any time you move in the wrong direction,
>>you breath wrongly...I'll be there to make sure you go where you are
>>supposed to, and don't get away.  Oh, I'm very civilized after all
>>
>>Lis, he is all yours.  Do your worst.  He moves and he'll regret it."
>>*evil grin* mua hahahahahahahahahahaha

>        [Erin looks around, and stands still...  Something in the
>ladies' eyes tell him that they are quite serious in their words.  He
>looks to Grw and says]  Witchypoo, I will promise almost anything to
>get out of this torture...  Please?  [Pleading eyes]  Please?
>-- 
>Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
>ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
>                       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)



Woah, have I ever been gone long...


Suddenly the lights go out, the GRW can't sse ANYTHING... then the lights 
come back on, Erin isn't anywhere.... where did he go?
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From: ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 02:33:43 GMT

YoDude lies like a rug:
>>Ok, boss.  I'll get right on it!  ;-)
>>
>>Christy
>>
>
>Now WAIDDAMINUT here!!!  What's the deal here, Ender?  You already HAVE a
>secretary AND a publicity manager!!  WHAT are you going to do with (or to)

False!  I have a sexretary, temporarily, which I share with Blade.  She's
only our sec through the Chat, at least as I understand it...  Her OFFICIAL
capacity is "Secretary to Chat Hosts".  I *AM* a secretary as well, to the
Prez of the RFA (tip o' the hat to Lis).  I think these cancel out.  I have
no PR agent, though I was (for a short period of time) Rip's PR agent.
So, Christy, wanna be my PR agent? =)

>ANOTHER babe?  I don't even have ONE secretary.  I only PAY yours...
>
>Christy, if you REALLY want to be a secretary, don't load down Ender, he
>has enough women to deal with.  I do have need of a publicity secretary 

HA!  (that's all I'll say)

>here...  And you don't even have to type!!!
>
>Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
>The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
>and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
>to the President of the RFA.
>===============================================================================
>Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
>  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
>    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
>			Queensryche - Anybody Listening

- ender

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Competition: (WAS: Re: TushRater)
Organization: OFSA
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 20:53:00 -0500

Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
>Steve Salter gets a little heated:
>
>>
>>Naw, not G-Strings...sheesh, that leaves nothing much to the
>>imagination. How about tight white shorts, and even better...how about
>>soft, silky, CLINGY pants of some sort? And short skirts, don;t forget
>>swimsuits!!.
>
>Calm down, Salter.  Here, take this towel and wipe the sweat off your
>face...oh, wait, I'm using that....
>

What....the towel?

S.
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: hi I'm new
Date: 8 Apr 92 19:19:32 GMT
Article-I.D.: barkley.LF.92Apr8141932
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: groves@noao.edu's message of 8 Apr 92 16:30:37 GMT

Lee babbles:
>['Chelle & Lee do what comes naturally]

Hey, don't do anything I wouldn't do...that should give you a *lot* of
Lee-way!!  8-)

>Then there is Chris and Badger trying to trap Lisa

With me providing moral encouragement,  seeing as how she's, er,
besmirched my reputation.  8-)

>and Steve and GoodRomanticWitch talking about sex,

Mebbe I'll stop by and toss in my $0.02x10^4.  I could talk about sex
till the cows rut!!  8-)

>and Adrian (look!  I spelled it right...)

Whoop de doo!  8-)

>who is having an affair with my roommate's cat,

Am *NOT*!  *She's* infatuated with *me*, but I don't want any part of it!!

>talking about *everything* and continually expanding his title.

Well hey, the last three lines were *your* idea!

>BTW, he is going to be GOGIL's second in the duel.

If you'll just give me a minute...[Audience groans.] SHADDAP!

>Then there is RIP (who has arms the size of tree trunks)

Yup, his bonsai trees are pretty thick around.  8-)

>and Blade who has an appartment full of weapons and
>orgasming orangatangs....  
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Since my last query about the above, I've discovered that it's really
a drink made with equal parts predissolved InstantOrangeJuicePowder,
rum, vodka, bourbon, and a splash of LemonLimeGatorade (to save
yourself from premature, er, ejection of your stomach contents 8-).

>We all run around throwing food at each other and getting showered
>with GoldenMajiqueDust.  

I understand that SexySpiritualSis a.k.a. Lis the GRW plans on making
an air drop during the BeachChat for maximum dispersal.  Either that,
or she's gonna send a couple of ClusterDustBombs our way.  8-)

>We won't even get into the Romantic Fireside Assocations...
                                                        ^
Oh no, all those affairs should really be kept quiet...8-)

>('Chelle's sweet baboo...)

(Sade would *kill* me for mauling one of her songs, but...)

	Isn't he, isn't he the sweetest baboo
	Makes jealous young fellas go "Ewww, yucky poo!" 8-)

>(Apologies to those who were not explicitly mentiond --and to those
>who were....)

I've a gut feeling those people you left out are pretty *glad*!  8-)

LexicographicalFiend, Pundis Horrendis Aevi
  Official ReallyGrossDittyWriter of ARCland and DirtyMindedApe
  SecondBro to Rip, 'Chelle and HotDi, SpiritualBro to Lis
  'Chelle's Bouncer, Plucked From Retirement
  BackupLeatherGod and LexiTerminator
  GOGIL/DeepFUDJE's Second in Challenge II
From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:55:44 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA

Chris comments:
> 
>>> Gee Lee, it's only been , what?, a week and you are already
>>> begging?...*BIGSnicker*
>>There you go again!  Let's be accruate here! It has has been one week,
>>fourteen hours and two minutes....
> 
> Yeah, but who'c counting? :-)

I am.  --counting down that is...

	68/437


Lee



-- 
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From: RJD118@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: TushRater
Date: 13 Apr 92 13:10:09 GMT
 <1992Apr11.165905.22296@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
 <1992Apr11.221933.12278@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>
 <1992Apr13.123834.29263@uunet.uu.net>
Organization: Penn State University

Ai, spandex! I gotta go shopping....
Levi's work for me...though I really can't see going out to buy
some Speedo's...spandex can be useful, but I don't need no skimpy swimsuit!!
But the BestTush competition is bound to be QUITE delightful...assuming
the judges check not only visual effect, but the firmness of each...:)
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From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: charter of this group- GRW replies
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:50:43 GMT
 <1992Apr5.213255.5120@uc.msc.edu> <1992Apr7.193038.24682@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>
	<1992Apr8.215417.11450@uc.msc.edu>
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

On 08-Apr-92 in Re: charter of this group- ..
user Edward Bertsch@uh.msc.ed writes:
> 
>EEK!  now I'm really scared!  No magic dust, please, I'm operating heavy
>machinery here!
> 
>Sure the world is a beautiful place.  Until some guy points a .44 in your
>face and asks for all your money, or until April 15th comes along...
> 
>(well, ok, not much difference between April 15th and the guy with the
> .44, but I think you get my meaning.  The world is anything BUT a 
> beautiful place.  Good times can be had, on occasion, and certain
> people actually are NOT assholes... but this newsgroup, if I may
> be so bold, seems to be filled with people to whom la-la land is
> only the entrance way to a bigger and wierder alternate reality!)
> 

*sigh* And here I thought we might get a new member. Eddie, if this newsgroup
is too scary for you, there is a certain key on your keyboard that will restore
your courage. It is called the "Unsubscribe" key.

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
Citizen of ARCLand, 
where romance is magic and the Land is weird,
and damn proud of it too.
 
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From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Competition: (WAS:Re: TushRater)
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 20:32:05 GMT

OK.  An idea for the TushContest.  SteveS. just demanded a FemaleTushContest
as well, which frankly sounds a lot better to me than a wet T-shirt
competition.  ANYWAY, I had a thought (no, really!).  Since this is going to
be at the beach, at least ONE part of the competition for either sex (or both)
HAS to be TushImpressions, made by sitting in wet sand.  Waddaya think?

'Chelle
LJG's Little Jalapeno
Secretary to the VP of the RFA and L'ilSis to Rip and AJ and 1/2 Sis to HotDi
..............................................................................
Only connect the prose and the passion, and both will be exalted, and human
love will be seen at its height.  Live in fragments no longer.  Only connect,
and the beast and the monk, robbed of the isolation that is life to either,
will die.  -- E. M. Forster, _Howards End_
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A Rainbow of Flavors - Hopefully
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:32:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.7jzjjf_.tyger
Organization: I do my own thinking unless otherwise specified.

In article <cssj6-q.cowpatti@netcom.com> cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony) writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.151111.11898@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr8.215417.11450@uc.msc.edu> eab@uh.msc.edu (Edward Bertsch) writes:
>>> people actually are NOT assholes... but this newsgroup, if I may
>>> be so bold, seems to be filled with people to whom la-la land is
>>> only the entrance way to a bigger and wierder alternate reality!)
>>
>>So, you're not interested in Romance or Majique Dust, hey?  
>>'Tis too bad you don't appreciate the beauty of imagination
>>and romance and friends....   So, if you don't like our
>>"La-La" Land, as you so strangely put it, then WHY are you even
>>bothering to read ARC-Land??  Maybe you should read newsgroups
>>that "appeal" to you in a more appropriate fashion.... Yes??   
>>Good Day to You, and May All Your Dreams Come True.... |-)
>
>Or, maybe he oughta stay around and add a NEW flavor to this
>group...after all, isn't it supposed to appeal to a wide variety of
>romantic tastes?

AMEN! ARC is for all people, from old-timers like Ellon the net.cupcake
to newcomers like the RFA people. I don't go for the magic dust and all 
that kind of deal, but I challenge anyone to say definitively that I am
unromantic. I'm just trying to figure out a way to weasel back into the
castle thread without disrupting anything. Maybe Ed is not a fluff and 
fiction kind of guy, but that is perfectly alright...he could certainly
still be romantic! Yo, Edward! Show us what ya got! :)

   Tyger (@#$%&*! Upstarts)

>
>Miss CowPatti Mae


-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker        If I gave you Diamonds and Pearls,
      kkohlbec@scueng.scu.edu   would you be a happy boy or a girl?   
      tyger@netcom.com          If I could I would give you the world,
                                but all I can do is just offer you
      A Tyger and a Lady        my love...    _Diamonds and Pearls_
From: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Chocolate
Date: 11 Apr 92 17:44:02 GMT
 <1992Apr9.172520.2692@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> <UdtHf0200WBMM97okQ@andrew.cmu.edu><1992Apr10.112338.3272@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Julie explains
> 
>Actually, Richard, I wasn't talking about THAT chocolate event *smile*
> 
>There was another time without spectators that I was thinking of.....
> 
>*another major smile*
> 

Ohh. *blush* Never mind.

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
From: kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Yet another new "face"...
Date: 10 Apr 92 11:52:53 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Apr9.131100.14697@uunet.uu.net>, crerar@uunet.uu.net (Andy Crerar) writes:
> In article <1992Apr8.122641.1259@wkuvx1.bitnet> kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes:
> 
> Ha!  Fortunately, nobody bakes AtomicCreamPies, so you don't have ammo for 
> that thing.  

Who said it was the pies that were atomic? :)

> Have a banana <tosses banana to unsuspecting victim> and an
> orange <tosses orange to more cautious victim> and an apple <tosses apple
> to downright suspicious victim, who is quickly learning to juggle>.  
> Good!  Now, have a BAVARIANILLUMINATICREAMPIE!!! *Ker-Splut* :) :) :)
> 
Oh NO! Not one of THOSE!!!! AIIIE!!!! :)

> Welcome to ARC.
> 
Thanks
-- 
Mark Kinney [KINNEMA@WKUVX1.(BITNET)(WKU.EDU)] | Don't just eat a hamburger,
PhoneNet: (502)745-4246	  (Bowling Green, KY)  | eat the HELL out of it!
This has been a test. If this had been an actual emergency, you'd be dead.
Quote of the Week: "Quaker-pop Rice Sparkies and Quaker-pop Wheat Sparkies,
	those delicious, nutritious breakfast cereals shot from guns!"
				-- Negativland, "Guns"
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 18:36:31 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Spring break

In article <rvl23INNm6t@agate.berkeley.edu>, scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott
Gier) says:
>
>Lisa warns:
>
> Shoot, I do have to learn not to give anyone mercy.  I'll keep it in mind
> and learned to not control my actions. *wicked grin*
>
>**  Not control her actions.  Looks like I'm in trouble now.  Scott
>**  rummages through his medicine cabinet and pulls out a small green bottle.
>**  From this bottle he pours out a small amount of liquid and slaps it
>**  onto the back of his neck.  (Yep you guessed it the secret stash of
>**  Polo cologne.)  Do your worst. (Or best if that applies)
   Planning to play unfair, are you?  Then hun, you better be prepared to
agree with anything I say is true. (Is the sun up, or is the moon?)
>
*Wicked Grin* *wink*
Ariel
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ender@uunet.uu.net (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 02:14:52 GMT

Christy gets malicious:
>In <1992Apr14.025402.19053@uunet.uu.net> ender@uunet.uu.net writes:
>
>
>> But Ender never said anything about...  SQUIRT GUNS AND WATER BALLOONS!!
>> Ender draws his SuperSoaker 200(tm) [Hiya Tina!] in his right hand and
>> hefts a water balloon in the other...  he opens fire on Christy with
>> the SS200 and, with a devilish grin, says, "Hey Steve!  What wrinkled,
>> green, and wet?"
>> 
>> YoDude: I dunno... wha*SPLOIT!*
>> 
>> Ender scampers off...
>
>
>But Christy follows him and finds him hiding behind a tree polishing his
>precious squirt gun.  Walking on tip toes, she sneaks up behind him, jumps on
>him, wrestles for a few minutes, and then is able to drag him over to a tree
      ^^^^^^^^ not such a bad idea....
>where she ties him up.  Then reaching into her trusty bag of tricks, she pulls
           ^^^^^^^^^^^ still a workable concept...
>out a can of whip cream and sprays it all over him.
                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this is supposed to be BAD?

What now?

>"Ha!  Hey guys, come look at this!"
>
>Christy
>
>I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
>The sinners are much more fun.
>


- ender
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat,alt.romance
From: 8888cc19@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (Good Witch of the Silicon Forest)
Subject: Re: :)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41A   
Organization: University of Houston-Downtown
X-Lunar-Date: 2 days, 22 hours, 41 minutes since the first quarter of the moon
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 15:58:00 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.114435.1323@wkuvx1.bitnet>, kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes...
>Yes, it's true...
>as of roughly 7:15pm CT 12 April 1992 the number of wonderful available guys
>was decreased by one... :)
> 
>Only thing is she lives about 60 miles away... this summer is going to be
>hell... I'll survive.
> 
>Oh what a feeling... (and if anyone says "Toyota," they're gonna get it but
>good! :)
> 

	Toyota!

	(sorry, couldn't resist :)

	Tina Marie
	Official TradeMark of ARC/RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: TushRater
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 12:38:34 GMT

>One prob I can think of...I don't wear spandex...leather, yes..spandex
>no. How about a loincloth competition? Might even get Blade to enter
>that kind of contest.

But Stevie, I LIKE to wear spandex... I always meet so many
new friends that way...
hahahahahahahahaha

Blade
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: mjabramc@descartes.waterloo.edu (Mike J Abramczuk)
Subject: Good luck!
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 19:21:02 GMT

Here's a task for the more ambitious! Movies r occassionally shown in stats
class and on Monday in one of the films there was a poem being read, a poem
by Shakespeare. It was untitled but some people(professionals?) titled it
A Song.
If anyone knows of this poem or can tell me where to find it, please, please,
E-mail me. From the little I got from the movie, it seemed like a real cool
poem.

Kindness and trust,
MikeA

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