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From: rand@KRONECKER.BARUCH.CUNY.EDU (Michael Rand)
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Subject: Re: MBA's:World-Wide
Date: 5 Nov 92 20:30:57 GMT
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On Tue, 3 Nov 1992, (Peter Foster) wrote:

> Wanted: MBA's!
>
> I am currently trying to establish a network of contacts for MBA's world-
> wide. In the light of the global economic down-turn I feel that MBA's should
> form some kind of global organisation through which such problems as
> funding, career advice, job finding etc. can be dealt with and advice given.
> Certainly in the UK the only MBA organisations are actually run by the
> teaching staff as opposed to the students and I feel that we need some form
> of individual co-operation in order to make the best of this qualification.
>
> Any ideas, comments etc. will be gratefully received.

There is an organization called aisac, an international student organization
that does exactlly this.  maybe you  could contact
them.  let me know waht happens
Michael
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Subject:      RE: MBA's:World-Wide

Just an idea...
        A Database that will include graduates details and categorized
according to special field of specialty. Every company in the world can
enter the specifications it needs from a candidate including starting salary
school etc, and get a list of candidates that fit them. From there its between
the company and the candidate.
        An international program for MBA that will include several schools
around the world. Each school will offer a different discipline (finance,
Mkt, mgt etc) plus an orientation class about the country/city the school
operates in.

        I think that a true international MBA is very important especialy
for companies who are in or heading towords global trade.










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Subject: Re: Bank & quotation record, 2nd attempt
Date: 12 Nov 92 15:07:16 GMT
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The Bank & Quotation Record is no longer published, unfortunately.  We
attempted to get some information from them about 2-3 years ago and it
was then that they were backlogged and finally informed us the publica-
tion was defunct.  TOO BAD, in my opinion!

Cathy Levinson
Univ. of North Carolina Greensboro
Greensboro, NC 27412
levinsk@iris.uncg.edu
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From:         Tom Diamond <NOTTED@LSUVM.BITNET>
Subject:      US Firms of Foreign Exchanges

Re: Rich Paustenbaugh's 10/31 posting

One source which provides this information is company annual reports.
For example, I'm looking at the 1991 annual report (paper copy) for
Enron Corporation.  On page 59, under the heading "Common Stock," the
report reveals that the company's stock is traded on the London Stock
Exchange and the Frankfurt Stock Exchange.

Hope this helps.

Tom Diamond
L.S.U.
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From:         "(Valerie Bross)" <vbross@KOKO.CSUSTAN.EDU>
Subject:      Generations of Librarians

Please forgive duplicate copies of this message.  The message has
been cross-posted to: alf-l, autocat, buslib, int-law,
libadmin, library, libref-l, medlib-l, mla-l.

(I am posting this request on behalf of a librarian at our institution
who does not yet have easy access to Internet.)

Are you a professional librarian, with a parent or child who is also
a professional librarian?  Carlyle Parker would be interested in
hearing from "generational" librarian families.
If you would be willing to share your experiences, please contact him.

His address is:

Carlyle Parker
University Archivist
Vasche Library
CSU Stanislaus
801 W. Monte Vista
Turlock, CA  95380
TELEPHONE: (209)667-3606
FAX: (209)667-3164
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From:         Carl Braun <LIBCFB@SUVM.BITNET>
Subject:      banking laws

I need help on this one.  I have a law student looking for the banking
laws of Luxembourg.  I assume that, if such a book exists, the text will
be in French.  Does anyone out there know of any such work?

Thank you for your time and have a good day.

Carl Braun
Business and Economics librarian
Syracuse University Library
Syracuse, New York
LIBCFB@suvm
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From:         Christian Poehlmann <chp@U.WASHINGTON.EDU>
Subject:      Mutual Fund Managers

We have a faculty member trying to track mutual fund managers.  That is,
he wants to follow the manager and the funds he or she has managed over
the past 10 to 20 years.  Does anyone know of a good source or way to do this?

Thanks,

Christian Poehlmann
Business Reference Librarian
University of Washington
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From:         Carl Braun <LIBCFB@SUVM.BITNET>
Subject:      nafta

I downloaded a file called NAFTA Synopsis this afternoon from a remote
site using the ftp procedures.  That was easy and is not my question.  My
question is how do you cite a document like this in a bibliography?

At the beginning of the text it says:

National Trade Data Bank - The Export Connection
Item ID : TR NAFTA2 PGM-DESC
Date: Aug 28, 1992

Agency: Office of the U.S. Trade Representative
Program: North American Free Trade Agreement
Title: Program description

My text is 49 pages long, and I assume that my printout pages do not agree
necessarily with the original printed version.

Carl Braun
Business and Economics Librarian
Syracuse University Library
Syracuse, New York LIBCFB@SUVM
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From:         Jan Tudor <jtudor@WILLAMETTE.EDU>
Subject:      sales information

I am helping a student who needs detailed sales information about
Pioneer Electronics.  Ultimately he would like to know total sales
amounts (monthly if possible!) for laserdiscs and videodisc equipment
for the past five years.   I have done as comprehensive search as I know
how on DIALOG (first using Dialindex, then the appropriate files) and
have not had much luck.  Can anyone offer me some advise??? (I'm new
at this Business information!)

Thanks in advance.

Jan Tudor
Willamette University
Salem, OR  97301
503-370-6312
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From:         "Leslie M. Haas" <LHAAS@KENTVM.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: banking laws

Chapter 7 of Doing Business in Luxemborg discusses the banking system in genera
l terms.  If you think you would be interested I would be more than
happy to mail you a copy of the chapter on banking.  This volume is available
thru Price Waterhouse and we have the 1990 edition.


P.S.  It is in English 8).

Leslie Haas
Business Reference Librarian
Kent State University
lhaas@kentvm
(216)672-3045
From: QC1305@UOKMVSA.BITNET (Kay Nichols)
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Subject: Bank & quotation record, 2nd attempt
Date: 12 Nov 92 15:06:00 GMT
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I'm a newcomer to this list, so I apologize if this is covered in the archives.
One of our finance faculty members is very interested in a publication called Ba
nk & Quotation Record, which was once a part of Commercial and Financial Chronic
le, later a
separate publication, and most recently, perhaps, defunct.  Starting from direct
ory information (Ulrich's, etc.) I have made about 15 long distance phone calls
(Florida, Massachusetts, New York) trying to verify the existence--or lack there
of--of this
title.  Does anyone know whether this title is still out there?
What he really wants is a print source of end of month price and yield data for
U.S. and corporate bonds.  He doesn't want to go through daily publications such
 as the Wall Street Journal, and he also thinks there are inconsistencies in Moo
dy's Bond
Record.
Kay Nichols
Business/Economics Reference Librarian
University of Oklahoma
Bizzell Library
Norman OK 73019
(405)325-1843
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From:         Terry Brainerd Chadwick <CWTC@PSUORVM.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: nafta

Carl:  I'm not sure how to cite the Synopsis, but I can clarify where it
came from--since I'm the person who sent it to John to post in his
FTP directory.
  The synopsis was on the September 1992 National Trade Data Bank CD-ROM.
I don't know if there is a printed version. The synopsis was divided into
several files, which I combined into one document.  Therefore, there should
probably be several citations.(I don't have the NTDB accessible now or
I'd tell you the number of files and file numbers.)
  You may need to cite both the fact that the document came from the NTDB,
and that it was compiled by Terry Brainerd Chadwick, and maybe even that
John Doyle placed it in FTP.  I don't think he changed anything.  Did
you John?
  There have been some discussions on how to cite from CD-Roms, and how
to cite electronic documents, but I'm notsure how to cite a document
compiled from a CD-ROM into an electronic storage file on the internet.
Still, I hope this had been some help.
  Terry Brainerd Chadwick
  InfoQuest! Information Services
  cwtc@psuorvm.bitnet or cwtc@psuorvm.cc.pdx.edu
From: QC1305@UOKMVSA.BITNET (Kay Nichols)
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Subject: Bank & quotation record
Date: 12 Nov 92 15:03:00 GMT
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I'm a newcomer to this list, so I apologize if this is covered in the archives.
From: FAC2813@UOFT01.BITNET (Gary Klein (bear at heart))
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Subject: RE: Alternatives to MOODY'S BOND RECORD
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     The minute you get into the Bond Market, you will find that there are
inherent problems in accuracy & comprehensiveness of Price Quotations.

     Unlike the shares of Common & Preferred stock which are traded at
centralized stock exchanges, the over-the-counter nature of Bond trading,
plus the low level of volume (sometimes going weeks without a trade for
specific bond issues) simply offers more room for error.

     If you are simply looking at Bid/Asked prices, then the most important
thing to consider is the overall footnote, attached to all Bond Quotations:
(paraphrasing from memory) disclaimer about REPRESENTATIVE transactions!

     I cannot address the issue of ACTUAL TRANSACTIONS, but I make a bet
that the errors are not readily retroactively incorporated into the print
sources, (unlike the Stock Exchanges who do correct info on Common stock
pricing errors).

     CAN YOU ELABORATE on the types of errors your faculty is concerned about!
Does anyone from DOW JONES, QUOTRON, or similar service, read the postings on
this discussion group?

     Inquiring minds need to tune into Bob Barker and make sure that
"THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"

"Not your average Leathered Librarian"
      * * * *          Gary Klein,   Business Librarian,  Univ of Toledo
       *   *                     P.O.Box 12650 / Toledo OH 43606
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From: mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU ((MM))
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Subject: ASH NEVER SLEEPS
Date: 6 Nov 92 02:04:53 GMT
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The dangling ash--clearly phallic, though infantile.

Expectation of the voyeur's gaze the sexual tension.

Excellent climactic moment, worthy of a dream,

where puke excels the body born of womb,

and the dick jerks lay it on the plate.

Uniball.
The dangling ash is phallic infantile

and voyeur gaze the sexual tension.

Climactic moment worthy of a dream,

puke excelling the dry peter.

Dick jerks lay it on the pie.



Uniball.
From: mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU ((MM))
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Subject: proud mary
Date: 7 Nov 92 04:40:28 GMT
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seized mad funcum by the hair

and wrenched and threw him down

where he twitched with mad current

for the whip to come down

but Mary she cried out

fuck that Funcum

and he expired without pain

or delay.

No gratuitous sister,
no bale of hay,
no wandering into a melee,
not me, mister
uniball.
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From:         "(Joel S Noble)" <joel@BALBOA.MRG.USWEST.COM>
Subject:      subscribe

subscribe!

thanks
From: mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU ((MM))
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Subject: sharp tops
Date: 5 Nov 92 22:31:24 GMT
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Funcum dense as oak

is mute and reddening

while DEALER waits.

Why had no one taught him speed?

He looks down at his shoes,

but they are high tops,

and he passes.

Funcum the dummy

Funcum the loser

Funcum Uniball.
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From:         Scotto <MOORE7004@ISCSVAX.UNI.EDU>

>It should be apparent by this time that there are no "resonable persons"
>on this list, which is --as I said before-- why we don't care about
>revealing ourselves here.  Who would believe any of YOU?


Your mother.

You know, Mrs. Boss In Black?  Boy, she's a cutie.
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Date: 11 Nov 92 17:52:31 GMT
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On Wed, 11 Nov 1992 11:37:00 -06 Dana Rollins said:
>>
>the poor lad.
>
>*** Comments from MERCIFUL:
>hear, hear.
>    Reply to Re:  new subscriber
>cc
Oh, he'll be safe enough.  There's a bleeding-heart tendency here
in the clubhouse, and we tend to forgo the soft targets.  Now, if
the poor youngster should be foolish enough to utter the phrase
"Nanoo Nanoo" over amongst the steely-eyed killers of Stony Brook...
Bill
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From:         LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET
Subject:      NOT DEAD YET

>Correct.  I was, I admit, hesitant to post a public reply -- I was afear'd I
>might interrupt the poker game, you see.  And since I don't know much about
>you, I was uncertain of your sincerity.  And since the normal modus operandi
>seems to preclude discussions of this sort, I was afear'd I might be in the
>process of an ominous breach of fnordian etiquette.  But so it goes...

Relax, Scotto.  No one will flame for you interrupting the poker game, or
for submitting a post of fnordian relevance.

You will, however, be flamed for worrying about it, sissy-boy.
SISSY-BOY, SISSY-BOY, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

As far as the death thing goes, I believe that the current round of angst
is caused by poker.  All pots lead deathward, to paraphrase Don Delillo.


libalp

P.S. Pity about CHEATING, y'know?
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Date: 11 Nov 92 17:40:00 GMT
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This year's awards for Best Subscription Name are in!  First place goes to
perennial favorite Weezy Wonks, with Jonathan N. Confused a surprise second.
Honorable Mention for Daniel A. Foss.

alp
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From:         "(Genetic Jones)" <jprovo@GNU.AI.MIT.EDU>
Subject: Re: new subscriber

the poor lad.
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Subject:      SUBSCRUBE

Please add me to the fnord list, thanx.

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Subject:      Daddy needs a new pair of jackboots

Cuthbert drops four into the pot, adds the heart of an honest man and
the egg.  The table breathes; then stops as the big man reaches into
his poke.  Sweeten the pot, sweeten the pot.  A live ferret.  A jar of
phlegm.  Three more crisp Georgie Double-Yous.
The hat-check girls line up behind his seat, vying to be among the five
or six he will take upstairs later.  The chips line up in front of him.
Life is sweet; sweet for the first time in weeks.  He sits back, holds
his cards far out in front of him; insolent, a dare.  He watches the
fear in their fat faces.  He smiles.
Wait- a quick flicker off the left lens of Dickens' horn-rimmed cheaters.
One of the hat-check frails has a mirror...
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From:         Scotto <MOORE7004@ISCSVAX.UNI.EDU>
Subject:      illuminati my eye

No one says:

>Please ignore the previous message, and all messages eminating from
>this source.  It should be apparent by this time that we do not
>exist.  No reasonable person could conclude otherwise.  Just ignore
>this.  Go on like we weren't even here.  We aren't.
>Bill Clinton isn't the anti-Christ, either.  I promise.




I'm so sick of you damn non-existent types.  It'd be a lot easier to ignore
your non-existent messages if they DIDN'T SHOW UP IN MY DAMN MAILBOX, MONKEY
BOY.  And what's this "reasonable person" jive?  You find a reasonable person
around this neighborhood, boy, and I'll run him down with my mondo Big Wheel.
I don't have TIME to spend IGNORING you bozos.  Of COURSE Bill Clinton isn't
the anti-Christ.  Haven't you heard?  HE DOESN'T EXIST EITHER.  We now have NO
ONE for a President, and it can't be ANY WORSE than it EVER HAS BEEN.  As far
as I can tell, ROBERT E. MCELWAINE is President, so put that in your corn cob
pipe and smoke it, chum.


There will come a day when I'm all hot and bothered about the insistent urgings
of noncorporeal entities with net access.  But not today.
From: NK8287@BROCK1P.BITNET (Nick A. Kraft)
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Subject: Magick and technology
Date: 12 Nov 92 01:26:03 GMT
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correction: that last line should have started Could it be that both magick and
technology ...
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Subject:      VITAL USELESS VERY STUPID

...dana nibby..

beware...

write for de-tales.

joe
From: mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU ((MM))
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Date: 7 Nov 92 04:36:04 GMT
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that Funcum left out and it began to rain.

Dust was made out of baseball bats and crickets

and that announcer the people loved so much

they wore hula skirts while preparing the banana cake

and you have to remember to get that glove in out of the rain,

send your very best manner in line to pay your way to that same dirt grave

what brought you here

wetter by God but dust the same

six feet

don't lie to me now

you've had it already

you've done it twice

gone and died and pretended to walk some line like a pencil soldier

when the world was abstracting its harvest fifty years after the Dread

popped the last red hearts

and skimmed what pleasure still lay

undevoured on the skin of our shame.


MAD FUNCUM UNIBALL
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From:         Scotto <MOORE7004@ISCSVAX.UNI.EDU>
Subject:      Merlin my eye\

>Well, if we existed, we'd probably be very sorry for the inconvienience.
>However, we don't, so we're not. You never saw this. Have a nice day.
>Forget you read this. We don't exist. Neither does Bill Clinton. FNORD.

I don't care if you do or don't exist.  Your *mother* exists, and she was
wonderful...for the price.  Har har!  Bill Clinton's mother was great too, oh
wow, what a fucking threesome...I mean right as this very message that someone
who isn't you didn't right didn't beep across my screen, I had your mother
squealing like a wizard's apprentice who's had a bit too much of the ol' Love
Potion #9, dig?

>                                                  -Merlin

Wow!  Crazy!  He didn't exist either, right?  That's the joke, right?  And next
time you'll be Jesus and then maybe you'll be Snoopy or Cathy or some other
zany ficticious character!  I can hardly fucking wait!  YEEHAH!
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From:         Rich=Gautier%SETA%DRC@S1.DRC.COM
Subject:      Re: APPETITE LOST FOREVER:

Hey,
   I was eating!

		OINK!


			Rag
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From:         "(MM)" <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>
Subject:      ominous breaches

Scotto, thanks for the discussion.

Ominous breaches of fnoridan etiquette are part of fnordian etiquette, insofar
as I don't understand it.

Malichai
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