From: rsherman@mthvax.cs.miami.edu (Roby Sherman)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.animation,rec.arts.disney
Subject: Darkwing's Duckisms - The List
Keywords: darkwing duck
Date: 11 Nov 92 00:06:45 GMT
Organization: The Tao of Programming
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                         The Darkwing Duck Quote List

                           Compiled by Roby Sherman
 
        Please send missing quotes to : rsheman@mthvax.cs.miami.edu
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I am the terror that flaps in the night...

I am the blow fuse that blacks you out!
I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe!
I am the butter that melts in your pan!
I am the cancelled cheque that comes in the mail.
I am the check-writer in the cash-only line!
I am the chill that runs up your spine.
I am the clipper that trims your hedges.
I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade.
I am the cold sore that stings your lip!
I am the combination lock on the vaults of justice.
I am the corn on crime's big toe.
I am the flea on your parrot!
I am the flea that you cannot flick!
I am the hair in the lens of your projector.
I am the hairball that clogs your drain!
I am the ham radio operator that jams your signal.
I am the heimlich maneuver for the chocking victims of crime!
I am the hero that every culture and every world needs!
I am the icky bug that crawls up your trouser leg!
I am the ingrown toe-nail on the foot of crime!
I am the ingrown toenail in your party pumps!
I am the insufferably cute answering machine message that makes you nauseous.
I am the jailer who throws away the key!
I am the little mouse that eats your cheese!
I am the little teacup with the teeny-weeny hole in the handle that you
 can never quite get your finger in.
I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice!
I am the minus sign that you can't cancel out.
I am the moth that seeks your porch light.
I am the neurosis that requires a $500 an hour shrink!
I am the number 90 sunblock tha will stop your burn.
I am the onion that stings in your eye.
I am the original 'Mr. Fix-It!'
I am the paper-cut that ruins your morning.
I am the parking meter that expires while you shop.
I am the pin that will burst your bubble!
I am the plot twist in the second reel!
I am the pustulent blister that bursts in your boot!
I am the quality time that ruins your play time!
I am the rhinestone on the jumpsuit of justice!
I am the ring that lines your tub.
I am the scorpion that waits in the toe of your shoe.
I am the sequins on the Jumpsuit of Justice.
I am the single career man all women want to date!
I am the skunk that pollutes your air.
I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters!
I am the soap scum that lines your bathtub!
I am the spider who nips at your neck!
I am the squashed bug on your flying saucer windshield.
I am the stain you just can't rub out.
I am the substantial and inescapable penalty for early withdrawal!
I am the surprise in your cereal box!
I am the switch that derails your train!
I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks!
I am the termite that devours your floorboards!
I am the thing that goes bump in the night!
I am the tube of cadmium yellow that's impossible to open!
I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus!
I am the widget missing from the easy-to-assemble swing set!
I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares!
I am the wrong number that wakes you up at 3 in the morning!  
I am the zit that forms when you have a really big date!
I am... apparently all out of my trademark blue smoke...

I am... the smallest, weakest thing in the whole place, and I'm also outta 
here!

NegaDuck's sayings :


I am the most fiendish terror that flaps in the darkest night.
I am the screeching fingernail on the chalkboard of justice!
I am the shopping cart that nicks at your paint-job.
I am the skunk that pollutes your air.
I am the sour ball in the candy jar of goodness!

Darkwing's Ducks :


We are the terrors that flap in the night.  We are the soap that's cleaning
up this town!  We are Darkwing's Ducks!

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rsherman@mthvax.cs.miami.edu					Roby Sherman
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