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From: ANNE@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: ATWT: 4-8 WednesdayJeepUpdate
Date: 10 Apr 92 01:07:43 GMT
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center

In article <9204091604.AA04982@helpseq.us.oracle.com>, jmeranda@us.oracle.com
(John Meranda) says:
>
>Sleeza imagines JohnDredge out out of the coma, and him wanting her
>to tell him the whole truth about tje TomDredge/StClair thing.

*What* is St. Clair?  A place?  The name of Sleeza's long-lost baby?  A
drink made of rum?  Enquiring minds want to know.
>
>Victrolla goes to the jail to see Arthur.  She tells him tht CabinCruiser
>made a pass at him on the CruiserJet, and Arthur is pissed.  She tells him
>

Gee, if Cabin made a pass at ARthur, no wonder he's pissed! :)
(I loved this typo, Jeep!)

Thanks for the update, Jeep!

Lee Anne
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: cjaeger@bogart.uucp (Cecilia Jaeger)
Subject: DOOL: I am back
Organization: ism:c:m/xo
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 11:22:23 GMT

Hi Everyone,

	I missed you guys. Our Net connection has been screwy for almost
a month. We haven't had any news. I just got news today. 
I know I've missed alot.  This group makes my morning cup of tea so enjoyable.

Anyway, I just wanted to say hi. Did anyone miss me or notice I was gone?


					Ceci
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				Sidney Freeman - M*A*S*H
From: mona@scubed.com (Mona Ellis)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: test
Keywords: test
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:47:05 GMT
Organization: S-CUBED, A Division of Maxwell Labs; San Diego CA

Hi everyone,

I haven't been able to get out, so if anyone sees this please let
me know.  That way I can quit buggint Tim who has been nice enough
to post a couple of things for me.

Thanks,
Mona

mona@scubed.scubed.com
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From: MN.RWC@forsythe.stanford.edu (RODNEY W. CARTER)
Subject: Re: ATWT: 4-2 ThursdayJeepUpdate
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 14:57:03 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.183437.28283@udel.edu>,
robson@deneb.cis.udel.edu (Janice Robson) writes:
>P.S. Does anyone know where BaByDoLl has vanished too?
>I sorely miss her wit ;(
My sentiments exactly. BaByDoLl come back to us!!!!!!! We love you and we
miss you!!!!!!! Don't abandon us now when we need you the most!!!!!!!!!

Rodders

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only
necessary to be rich.
        Alan Alda
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From: bab2@rigel.uucp (80700s-barter)
Subject: Re: DOOL-SOW tidbits
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 15:34:50 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.063637.19715@csusac.csus.edu>, johnsong@gaia.ecs.csus.edu (Glenn Johnson) writes:

> And for a TANgent.  Who the hell was that that Lizard was boffing on
> wednesday's show???
> 
Did anybody else think that she looked like the same actress that played
"Cindy" from the meat packing plant, that Jack was supposedly having a
fling with?  Maybe it was the hair.

> | Glenn Johnson ;-)  johnsong@athena.ecs.csus.edu

Beth
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Subject: Re: DOOL: TAN:  The 50 States
From: vectrgsj@VAX.CSUN.EDU (GSAIDJOHNSON)
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 17:25:02 GMT
Reply-To: vectrgsj@VAX.CSUN.EDU
Distribution: usa
Organization: Cal State Northridge

In article <1992Apr8.182825.28190@cbfsb.cb.att.com>, mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak) writes:
>Ok, here is the last chance.  I've collected all the responses and below
>is the updated list.  My original idea is to just see if there is at least
>one person from each state, so if you're from a state that is already
>represented, just sit tight.  :-)  [ Canadians, maybe another rainy day,
>but let's get this straight first. :) ]  Just to egg on anyone out there
>from an unrepresented state you will find some insults.  Please remember, 
>:-) throughout!  

Are you getting desperate enough to count us in more than once -- if we've 
lived in another state that isn't already represented?  If so, you can count
me in for:

>>Alaska    [they must be too busy writing letters to CBS about NEXP]
>>Idaho     [in line to rent the latest River Pheonix movie]
>>Nevada    [again, too close to New Mexico]

>|  What is it up in the air for?                :   Timothy Mizerak        |

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From: jberetta@lib.uwo.ca (Janet Beretta)
Subject: Re: DOOL:  TAN:  The 50 States
Organization: University of Western Ontario, London
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 12:59:52 GMT
Keywords: someone is bored

In article <1992Apr3.152356.9845@cbfsb.cb.att.com> mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak) writes:
>I was just wondering if we had at least one person from each of the
>50 states in our little group.  Who cares, right?  Well, pretend you
>do.  :)   Here is what I can come up with myself....
>
>Alabama
>Alaska
>Arizona
>Arkansas
>California     Gail, Doreen, Sally, Bill
>Colorado       Deb, Cindy, Stacy <?>
>Connecticut
>Deleware
>Florida
>Georgia        Cat
>Hawaii
>Idaho 
>Illinois       Sophie
>Indiana        Susan, Coleen
>Iowa           Cristi <?>
>Kansas
>Kentucky
>Louisiana
>Maine
>Maryland       Tammy
>Massachusetts  Wanda
>Michigan
>Minnesota
>Mississippi
>Missouri
>Montana
>Nebraska 
>Nevada
>New Hampshire
>New Jersey     Beth, John     
>New Mexico     uh, um, tough one.  Oh yeah, Vickie.  And Sledhead, right?
>New York       Nelson, Greg, Marie, Pheonix   
>North Carolina
>North Dakota
>Ohio
>Oklahoma
>Oregon         Kristine
>Pennsylvania   Liz
>Rhode Island
>South Carolina
>South Dakota
>Tennessee
>Texas          Joanna
>Utah
>Vermont
>Virginia
>Washington
>West Virginia
>Wisconsin
>Wyoming
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HEY! What about us Canadians!
Jan(et)
From: cabeca@sw.stratus.com (Linda Cabeca)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL:Talk about playing pool!
Date: 17 Apr 92 20:25:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: transfer.2305
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

In article <1992Apr17.140249.1@amherst.edu>, smmetzger@amherst.edu writes:
> Oh, GOD!!! Just finished watching today's show (Fri, 4/17).
> Was it just me or was anyone else slightly revolted by Bo&Carp's pool table
> "love" scene?? In some strange way, it brought to mind "The Accused." All
> they needed was a cheering, jeering crowd.
> If they're going to keep up with this rubbish, why don't they just rename
> the show DAYS OF OUR FLESHFESTS??????????????????
> 							-Meg 
> ===============================================================================
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> ---Carrot Peel---      |  less with more care/ Sing a little sweeter/ Love a 
> Amherst College        |  little longer/ And soon you will be there..."
> smmetzger@amherst.edu  |					-Jane Siberry
> ==============================================================================

	Actually, the movie "The Accused" was loosely based on a real
event that occurred in New Bedford, Massachusetts where a woman was raped
on a pool table in a bar with a group of men cheering around her.  I haven't
seen the episode yet, but I can't believe that they would do something
so tasteless.

Mango!


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From: sharon@wam.umd.edu (sharon)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL-SOW tidbits
Keywords: John, Dani, Lawrence, Carly
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:35:57 GMT
Article-I.D.: wam.1992Apr14.203557.14895
Organization: University of Maryland at College Park

In article <Apr.14.12.55.59.1992.20199@gandalf.rutgers.edu> shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan Hagan) writes:
>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>
>>In article <28860@brahms.udel.edu> riddle@brahms.udel.edu (Tammy Laird) writes:
>
>>In fact, I've been trying to figure out if there is any way
>>Shawn D. could be her child in real life?  Was Shawn D. 
>>adopted??  I can't remember if Hope actually was pregnant and
>>had him or not....  
>
>No way.  SD is the natural child of Bo and Hope.  I don't remember
>if she was pregnant on the show or if they returned from their
>cruise around the world with a baby.
>
>Remember Bo telling SD the story of taking Hope to the hospital
>and having a flat tire?
>
I seem to recall seeing Hope pregnant. Also I believe that they took Shawn D
with them when he was very young on that cruise. Something about raising him
on the ocean without all of the stuff going on in Salem to influence him. I
was very upset to see Hope and Bo leave since they were the reason I started 
watching in the first place.


Oh, I can't believe that nobody has commented on Jack and Jenn's scene the
other day when she asked why he was home and he said he had to watch his 
soap and she asked him since when had he been interested in soaps. I almost
died laughing. I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my  cheeks and yet
nobody has commented on it. Was I the only one to enjoy this scene? 

Laura.
karyn@midget.towson.edu
From: JWATERS@UAFSYSB.UARK.EDU ("James W. Waters")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: TAN: A nasty response to Sunni, An
Date: 17 Apr 92 19:52:53 GMT

 <ku90neINNd67@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> <1992Apr9.195009.22761@athena.cs.uga.edu>

I had to reply to the brilliant post by Cathy Stanton.
Not to disappoint anyone or anything, but I'm not Ann.  I've never been among
the "net.dead" as you put it.  I've been around but silent.  I MUST say that
I have truly been entertained the last four months while reading these threads.
It's all come at a time when our topic, "Days of our Lives," has lacked
IMHO good storyline.  Susan Lee, Ken Corday and all the rest of the folks at
NBC should be worried.  They've got REAL competition on their hands and lo and
behold it's right here in rec.arts.tv.soaps! :)  In a LITTLE newsgroup called:
DOOL:  WHATEVER THE HE** WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT! :)

A thousand smiley's go out to anyone offended by my resurgence, but I refuse
to apologize, it was only inevitable!

You would be foolish to think otherwise. :)

Slowly re-emerging,
--James
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From: mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak)
Subject: Re: DOOL:  Roman and Marlena
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 13:52:33 GMT

In article <251@pyrtor.UUCP> illya@pyrtor.UUCP (Illya Barnett) writes:
>
>Not me, but then I don't like Roman anymore (sorry Tim).  In my opinion,

It's ok, I don't like him much either lately.  :-)

>I feel Marlena is justified in making Roman choose once and 
>for all.  I can also understand why she is having trouble
>as far as letting Roman get to her/kissing him - after all,
>she can't turn her feelings off that easily.  But Roman effectively
>lied to her when he walked out to go "under cover".  I believe that
>if Roman had just told her what he was doing, all of this could
>have been avoided.  Marlena is accustomed to keeping doctor/patient
>confidentiality -- why didn't Roman think she could keep his little
>secret? 

I totally agree and I think Marlena has every right to be mad.  This
you-can't-know-details-for-your-own-good  stuff just doesn't wash.
There *will* be times in the future when Roman is in the same position
and Marlena has every right to not let herself be put through his
leaving again.

As for Roman and Marlena in general.... I have to agree with John.  
[pause to give John time to get up. :-) ]  I really don't think they
would be missed if they left, esp. Roman.  I'll always like Marlena
and still think she can be great at times, but things just aren't
clicking this time with Diedre and Wayne.  I can't see splitting
them up [story-wise] but the only way to save Marlena [for me] is
to put her on her own or pair her with someone else.  I can't believe
I'm saying this, but Wayne can go.  He *is* Roman, and always will
be, but he just isn't working out this time around.

>-- 
>Illya Barnett			|"If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you
>illya@pyrtor.UUCP		| some art -- a Picasso or a Garfunkel.."
>..pyramid!pyrtor!illya		| - Barenaked Ladies

Tim
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From: peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo)
Subject: Re: DOOL: Shawn D.'s party
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 92 02:06:44 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.230952.20478@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> sas3h@uvacs.cs.Virginia.EDU (Sheryl Anne Smoot) writes:
>In article <1992Apr8.222545.1917@ucsu.Colorado.EDU>, millersa@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Stacy Miller) writes:
>> I feel sorry for Shawn Douglas for having only adults at his party.  I remember
>> going to Show Biz pizza places and jumping in a pool of balls with at least
>> five other people.  But I guess it would be too much to ask of Bo to spend
>> some money and stay with his son for more than 2 hours.  After all, wasn't
>> Bo back at the hospital doing stuff for Carly right after he left the 
>> fish market?  Did he actually get a sitter for Shawn Douglas on his BIRTHDAY?

Acccckkkkk!  You remember going to Show Biz?  For your own birthday?
Oh, my -- I'm feeling old.  Sniff.

>> * Stacy Miller                | "What a terrible thing to have lost *

>This is exactly what my roommate and I thought.  Does the boy have
>any friends?  He never is around any people besides grownups.
>We also thought it was funny that everyone just dropped by the
>party for a second and then left.

'Twas very very sad and bizarre.  Not even counting friends...where 
were Sami, Eric, Max, and Stephanie?  (I'm so used to seeing our 
email-less friend Stephannie's name I almost put two n's when I wrote 
that down. :-)  I can understand that Andrew and Jeanne weren't there 
(afterall, CA would seem to be far away -- note I said "seem" -- from
Salem) but there's no excuse for the rest not being there.  This was 
just about the worst bday party for a little kid I've ever seen on TV.  
It was very poorly done -- why bother?

>##  Sherry Smoot           #    University of Virginia          ##

Joanna.

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From: plaice@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Marcie Plaice)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: GL: trivia-5
Date: 7 Apr 1992 16:15:13 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

In <1992Apr7.145510.7862@usl.edu> drs1002@usl.edu (Schwartz Donald R) writes:

>(sorry if this is a repost.  our news server is on the blink (again!))

>here is trivia-5!

>1.  name beth's fiance' who she almost married when she lost her
>memory and her voice.  (wasn't that about the stupidest storyline -- beth
>miming everything -- or drawing it -- couldn't she read/write???????)
>anyway, name her former fiance'.

>2.  who was billy's mother?

>3.  who was in love with one man, married his brother, later married
>    his father, almost married his half-brother, then *finally* married
>    him?
       Reva
>4.  as closely as possible, what did alex say to alan-michael when she
>    saw blake spying on them through the window?

>5.  where did india hide the blackmail tapes and the aphrodisiac from phillip?

>6.  name billy's secretary.
         Wanda
>7.  name the little girl who india finally adopted.
         Dori
>8.  name sonni's (kent's sonni) twin sister.
         Solita
>9.  not available this week...

>10. not available this week...


>donald
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From: M21760@mwvm.mitre.org
Subject: Re: Y&R: Give Blade a last name
Organization: The MITRE Corporation, McLean VA 22102
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 20:50:13 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.084202.39340@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>
mouse@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
 
>But what if Blade is his _last_ name, folks?
>
>	Knife Blade
>	Sharp Blade
>	Mac-the-Blade
>	Grass Blade
>	Switch Blade
>	Razor Blade
>	Sword Blade
>	Gay Blade    (hmmmm....maybe not  8-)  )
>	Death Blade
>	Gillette Blade  (OK... too cute, huh?  8-)  )
>	Wilkinson Blade (Well... it's classier...OK, OK...)
>	Killer Blade
>	Case Blade  (I kind of like that one, too)
>	Dull Blade  (no... he's too good for this one)
>	Kurt Blade  (that one's not so bad, now)
>
>	...Guess I'd better stop while I'm ahead!...	
>
>
>	Carver Blade (Aha!  And you thought I was done...)
>
>
>Bye for now...
>
>Nancy
>
 
How about Roller Blade?
 
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: peea224@hermes.chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo)
Subject: DOOL: Dani is not Romulus.  Uh-uh, no way.
Keywords: she's not she's not she's not she's not she's not she's not
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 04:04:33 GMT

Picture, if you will, Joanna grasping at straws...

Dani's covering for someone and it has something to do with her mother
being in the state she's in.  She's not Romulus.  She's not.  I don't
know who she's covering for or why but that's what she's doing.  
Yesterday I gave plenty of reasons for why she's not Romulus so I won't 
repeat them.  I have one thing to add, though...if she's Romulus, why 
was the locket in John's safety deposit box so important to her?  It 
seems it's only real value is to John and the Alamains.  It seems to me 
the only interest Romulus could have in it would be as a source of 
money -- Dani did not seem to know how important it was to the Alamain 
family (who would be the only people likely to give her tons of money 
for it) so she's got some other interest in it.  Again, I don't know 
what her interest in it would be.  And, finally, if she were Romulus,
why didn't she just steal something from somebody else if she was so
desparate for money?  Why?  She's not Romulus.

(That's not even to mention that her turning out to be Romulus in no
way at all ties in with the Romulus/Remus myth.)

And...if TPTB really are ending the storyline at this point in this
manner all I have to say is (excuse me but it's important) IT BITES!!
That would be worse than the Mexican fiasco and Stupido in my eyes.
YUCK!  If that's the way things are going to be all I have to say is:
bring back Genocide!  He cannot do any worse.  Heavy sigh...

So...in yet another one of my never-ending (should that be hyphenated?)
attempts to see the bright side of things that happen on this show, I 
must cling to the hope that DANI IS NOT ROMULUS!!!  Please.  Pretty 
please.

Thank you -

Joanna.
 
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From: gaborno@oilpan.aero.org (Neal Gaborno 74-35 x62650)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: Danielle
Date: 8 Apr 92 18:37:13 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Hughes Aircraft Company; El Segundo, CA

about Danielle...

In article <1992Apr6.213331.26362@chpc.utexas.edu> peea224@chpc.utexas.edu (Joanna L. Castillo) writes:
>
>Hmmmm...I'm not male (or a pig!) but I think she's really quite attractive.
>'Seems like she'd be a "10" or close to it to me.

Speaking of pigs - Under the right (or, should I say, wrong) light, she's got a
bit of a double chin to go with those puffy cheeks that seem to make her
eyes squint a little. More like 8.5 for me. 

I love the way she eats chocolate, though... :)

{}{}{}{} neal (gaborno%valkris@hac2arpa.hac.com) 
{}{}{}{} Famous last words of the Antelope Valley resident in July:
{}{}{}{} "Yeah... but... (gasp)... it's a dry... (gulp) heat...." (thump)
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From: alangend@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Andrea D Langenderfer)
Subject: Re: DOOL
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 00:27:17 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.135533.18619@bmerh2.bnr.ca> mjheal@bnr.ca writes:
>I think the net.police have taken over my workstation as well.  It's not fair,
>I'm not even related to that Peel clan!!  It's just not fair I say.
>
>Well the reason I am posting (if you ever read this) is it's the only way
>I know to fix my workstation when it gets like this.  No not posting, but
>using vi to edit something.  And at the moment this is the only thing I
>can use vi with.
MJ- I have to agree vi is the worst editor in the world that I know of. I can 
sympathize because that is the only I can use on my mail system. In spite of 
the adversity, sometimes I feel the need to post and that is no picnic.
Your friend in vi editing
Andrea

>
>Hope this makes it to the real world as well!!
>
>MJ
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