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From: ronnie@cisco.com (Ronnie B. Kon)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.elections
Subject: Re: The debate is on?????
Date: 5 Oct 1992 22:10:02 GMT
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In article <14060.2acb6a51@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu>, vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu writes:
|> 
|> In article <1992Oct1.114420.8722@keps.kodak.com>, Susan Klimowicz writes:
|> > How interesting.  Bush will debate Clinton but only on certain days, three of
|> > which the World Series already lay claim to and the fourth is oh so close to
|> > election day.  I wonder which day it will be?  I wonder what Bush has up his
|> > sleeve. He is so convinced that he will win the election I have to wonder....
|> > Is he really that stupid or does he have a "bomb dropping" planned? 
|> 
|> 
|> Bush wants to debate Clinton during the World Series because he knows that
|> most people will be watching the games. He is a sleazebag and has no respect
|> for the American people.

Bush agreed to the debates for two reasons only: 1) to get people to stop
showing up at his campaign stops wearing chicken suits, and 2) to get the
words BUSH CHALLENGES CLINTON as the headline on all newspapers.  Chances
are no thought at all went into the logistics of the debates.

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From: dylan@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu (Dylan)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Marilyn's Indiscretions (Joke appended)
Date: 1 Oct 92 14:39:48 GMT
Organization: OGRE Institute

In article <1992Sep30.140453.9141@gvl.unisys.com>, 
train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge) writes:

[stuff about Barbara Bush and affairs, and speculations on Marilyn
 the hun having affairs deleted]

> 
>  I put it to you, a.f.d-q'ers everywhere.  Wuddya think?  Is Marilyn getting 
>  some action on the side?  And, if so, with whom?  
> 
>  (It ain't me, babe.  Just the thought of my goodies thrust into THAT mouth 
>  with THOSE teeth is enough to cause a major case of castration anxiety that 
>  you don't need Freud to explain.) 

It reminds me of a joke that I'll update for today's names and faces.

Dan Quayle looked outside his bedroom one morning to find "Dan Quayle is
a bozo" written in urine, in the snow.  Alarmed, he directed the secret
service to find out who did this heinous crime.

The next morning, the Dannster looked out to find "Dan Quayle is a moron"
again, written in urine, in the snow.  This time he got the FBI into the act,
trying to find out who in the media elite would do such a thing.

The next day, J. Danforth was sufficiently peeved to find "Dan Quayle -
Potatoe Head" in the snow.  He called forth every intelligence agency
in Washington to find the culprit.

That afternoon, the answer came.  "Mr. Vice-President.  We've found out
who the culprits were."  "Culprits?  You mean there were more than one?
Unbelievable!"  "Yes, sir.  We've determined that the urine was James Baker's
but the handwriting is Mrs. Quayle's."

Dylan/John D. Murray
dylan@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu
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From: chesnutt@adobe.com (Stan Chesnutt)
Subject: Another political satire book
Organization: Tuesday Weld Fan Club
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 17:35:11 GMT

Recently, somebody mentioned "Airhead Apparent", the recently-published book
detailing the career of J. Danforth Quayle.  Paul Slansky is the co-author of
that book.

About two years ago, I bought "The Clothes Have No Emperor", also by Mr. Slansky.

This is a hysterically funny blow-by-blow account of the Reagan Administration,
with many, many priceless photo-ops.

Highly recommended for those who like this sort of thing (paraphrasing Mr.
Lincoln here...)

Stan

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Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 11:40:31 EDT
From: <JFL4@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: Casey 1996! (Was Re: It's just a TV SHOW!
Distribution: world
 <1992Sep23.014327.29219@csus.edu> <mykes.0e30@amiga0.SF-Bay.ORG>
 <1992Sep24.011039.841@csus.edu> <mykes.0e5d@amiga0.SF-Bay.ORG>

>In article <1992Sep24.011039.841@csus.edu> chaneysa@nextnet.csus.edu (Stephen
>A
>Chaney) writes:
>>
>> Well, I say get Robert Casey for 1996. At least *Casey* has the nation's
>> top health care and child support systems....
>>

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

Jeff Luck                                *Standard Disclaimer*
CES Systems Office
Penn State University             "Whatever you guys want, I'm for."
JFL4@PSUVM.PSU.EDU                   -Dan Quayle to Ohio Farmers, 1988
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From: mkahlke@snuffy.wa.atk.com (Mike Kahlke)
Subject: Re: Hill of Beans
Organization: Alliant TechSystems Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 21:35:05 GMT

In article <9209271722.AA13251@MIT.EDU> dks@MIT.EDU (dks) writes:
>
>liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu) writes:
>> tertium@milton.u.washington.edu (l boyd) writes:
>> > You spose that face on mars is a monument to JDQ?
>> > After all, there is no sign of *intelligent* life on Mars...
>> 
>> I got an idea, maybe after JDQ died, we can name some dead voclano
>> on Mars "Mount of Quayle" or something.  ;->  that is, the astronomers
>> of tommorrow (I assume they are the spelling bee champions of today)
>> still chuckling about the JDQ quotes.   
>
>Mount of Quayle?  The fool doesn't amount to a Hill of Beans.
>
>
>Dhanesh
>

How about naming the yet-to-be-found 10th planet after JDQ?  Think about the
analogies:

1) The planet has yet to be found despite the best efforts of astronomers
2) It is estimated to be approx. 1 billion miles further out than the furthest
   known planet, virtually in a realm of its own
3) It is sure to be one hell of a cold, dark, and bleak place

As an aside, if it IS found, and has a moon, maybe we can name the planet
Bush, and the moon Quayle.

-- 
Mike Kahlke (mkahlke@atk.com), proud father of Seth, born
Wednesday, September 23, 1992 at 7:11 PM PDT
Male, weight 9 lb. 15.4 oz., length 21 1/2 in.
From: vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: What's the deal?
Date: 5 Oct 92 03:59:00 EDT

In article <1992Oct4.222251.3951@doug.cae.wisc.edu>, saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes:
> Gee, the name of this group is alt.fan.dan-quayle, but all I see are Quayle
> bashes here.  Could somebody direct me to a group where Republican policies
> and characters are discussed in a more friendly manner?


!
:) :) :)

HO HO HO HO HO HOHO HO!!!!! SNORT!

(I am falling off my chair... :)

PHEW. Jeez. The closest thing I can imagine be alt.bizarre.fantasy...
(CHUCKLE)...



> -- 
> 

BTW, on ABC's "World New Now" they just replayed the entirety leading
up to the "Your no Jack Kennedy" moment 4 years ago to this day. Memories :)


> Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu

-Garrett

(Heehheehee)


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From: puccio@media.mit.edu (Jim Puccio)
Subject: Re: Quayle on t.o.
Organization: M.I.T. Media Laboratory
	<1992Sep28.134856.4375@desire.wright.edu> <1992Oct1.135932@IASTATE.EDU>
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 03:43:01 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.135932@IASTATE.EDU> danwell@IASTATE.EDU (Daniel A Ashlock)
  writes:

> Isn't it funny how one of the most brain dead groups in the universe,
> creationists, are mostly professed conservatives and Bush/Quaylee supporters?

No coincidence there.  }:-P

+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|  Dan Quayle was awarded the IgNobel Prize for Education by MIT and the    |
|  Journal of Irreproducible Results on 3-OCT-91 for being "a consumer of   |
|  time and occupier of space; for demonstrating, better than anyone else,  |
|  the need for science education."                                         |
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: cortez@milton.u.washington.edu (Tom Warner)
Subject: Re: I do well to be angry, even unto death.
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 04:17:16 GMT

dks@MIT.EDU (dks) writes:


>kb4c+@andrew.cmu.edu (Karin Brennan) writes:
>> This Quayle bashing is really getting old.  I don't think there's a
>> thing wrong with questioning the state of the American family.  We
>> should be glad he brought it up. People are concerned, and now the
>> country is talking about it.

NOT! Look, babe, I happen to be anti-nuclear family as far as my own
personal life goes, and I don't want any numbskull Republocrud
telling me that makes me some kind of social degenerate responsible
for your or anyone else's ethical transgressions. For that matter,
I know full well that on the family vs. independent horizon my side
is going to lose no matter who wins this election. Them baby boomers
is takin' over, takin' the government, takin' the moral high ground,
takin' everything they can get their grubby little mits on and then
blame me cause their kids think that they're dilrods and won't do their
chores.

People like Dan Quayle represent a far worse extreme, the kind of evil
racist asshole that has the gall to stand there and tell a crowd of people
that the riots in L.A. were the result of too many out of wedlock children.

>> "Forgive them Lord, they know not what not what they do"

I don't know whether to laugh at the irony of this or tell
you to take your scripture and shove it up your ass.

chow
Tom

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From: dinneen@sequent.com (Jay Dinneen)
Subject: New "Deer in headlights" symbol (the DQ space-stare)
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 22:22:01 GMT

   This is my submission for a new "Deer in the Headlights" symbol:


                         oo
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From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: Re: Neo-Geography
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 16:09:13 GMT

Eric Sieferman writes:

>>How about naming some low lying region "Depression of Bushe/Quayl" :).

>Meanwhile, back on Earth, let's propose a plan to name the
>strip-mining pits in National Parks after GHWB, DQ, and/or
>members of the first/second family.

WHAT?  But this is the Environmental President!!!

(Actually, I guess we really can call him that, because he only said he
 wanted to be the Environmental President -- he didn't say what he was going
 to DO to the environment!)

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu
From: peri@cco.caltech.edu (Michal Leah Peri)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Royko article: Next Time, Dan, Take Aim At Arnold
Date: 28 Sep 1992 17:56:04 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
Distribution: usa
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Kurt Ludwick <KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>Anyway, Quayle's point is that the TV show may implicitly -promote-, or
>-glamourize- single motherhood by making Murphy Brown a single mother

Does that mean that Leave it to Beaver was bad because it promoted or
glamorized the nuclear family? It seems to me that there are more 
Murphesque families than Cleaveric families.

							--  Michal

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From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
Subject: Re: Another Proof of the Utility of AffirmativeActionPlans
Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 13:10:25 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.204634.7047@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>, 
paul@music.sie.arizona.edu (Paul J. Sanchez) writes:
|> Herbert Rutledge writes
|> > In article <1992Oct2.165104.25575@u.washington.edu>,
|> > sieferme@milton.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman) offers the following  
|> > observation on the employment prospects of the current vice-president:
|> > 
|> > |> Being Vice-Shrub is a form of WorkFare for DQ.  I'm not
|> > |> sure what job this qualifies him for; but, hey, most
|> > |> federal job-training programs have not been very successful.
|> > |> 
|> > |> | Eric Sieferman            |    sieferme@u.washington.edu          |
|> > |> 

       [stuff about getting the VP off welfare by training him to sell
        copier toner for Xerox because he's got a firm handshake deleted]
|> >  
|> 
|> Sorry to break the news to you, but I have it on good authority (from  
|> someone who has actually met our man in person) that DQ's handshake is of  
|> the dead-fish variety.

  Thanks for pulling my coattails, Paul.  You know, this could be overcome
  by some targeted job training.  A class could be designed just for D.Q.:  
  eight hours a day of using a BullWorker (tm) hand-squeezey thing.  

  BTW, a.f.d-q'ers go out and grab the latest issue of "The New Republic."
  (The cover shows Al Gore hugging a tree and D.Q. revving up a chain saw.)
  There is a side-splitting article by a reporter who was on the campaign 
  trail with Q. that features a description of an "impromptu stop" at a 
  chocolate-chip cookie stand in a shopping mall that is not to be missed! 

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From: erics@infoserv.com (Eric S. Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Marilyn's Indiscretions (and Teddy's comment)
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 92 16:47:32 PDT
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afc@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu writes:

> Q: Why did Teddy Kennedy say that DQ is not as dumb as it appears?

I imagine it's just an abstract comment, relating to the fact that NOTHING,
animal, mineral, or vegetable, could be as dumb as DQ appears.

-----
Eric Smith
erics@infoserv.com
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From: dks@MIT.EDU (dks)
Subject: It is not I who am crazy.  It is I who am MAD!
Date: Tue, 06 Oct 92 15:25:10 EST
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jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer) writes:
>
> [...]
>
> Man, if there is an "undercurrent of panic" among conservatives,
> then there is stark raving lunacy occurring among liberals. 


This from the clown with the "President Quayle" fantasy!


Dhanesh

  Taken a Rorschach test lately, John?

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From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: Re: Quayle's image (was Marilyn's Indiscretions)
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 17:40:08 GMT

Eric S. Smith writes:

>pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh) writes:
  .
  .
  .
>> Actually, several prominent persons whose opinions I generally find well worth
>> listening to (Bob Woodward and John Chancellor come immediately to mind) have
>> also made the comment that Dan's smarter than most people think.

>Well I would respectfully submit that "smarter than most people think"
>is a different issue than "smarter than he appears".

Whoa!  I'll concede your point.  But I don't want anyone to misunderstand
my own opinion on the issue.  Let's put in the rest of the quote:

>>also made the comment that Dan's smarter than most people think.  But in this
>>case, I can't help thinking of the old saying "if it looks like a duck, walks
>>like a duck, and quacks like a duck...."

(Whew!  I feel much better now! }8-|)

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu

  "...but I'm feeling MUCH better now." - Buddy, "Night Court"
From: paul@music.sie.arizona.edu (Paul J. Sanchez)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Quayle is more charitable than Gore
Date: 30 Sep 92 05:59:00 GMT
Organization: Systems & Industrial Engineering, U of AZ

This might mean that the Quayles are very generous people.  Then
again, it might mean that they hire a better tax accountant.  Either
way, I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
--paul
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In a long article that had almost nothing to do with Dannikins,
mykes@amiga0.SF-Bay.ORG (Mike Schwartz) explains (among other things):

  1. I hear Bush talk about the issues everytime he speaks.

  2. Bush clearly believes in the "kinder, gentler" nation principles
     he ran on in 1988, it seems.

  3. Actually, in many ways, things are indeed better, economically,
     than any time in the last 50 years

  4. Reagan surrounded himself with extremely sharp and able people at
     the key cabinet and executive staff positions ...

  5. ... Bush has not done a good job at that.  But that looks like
     it will change in 1992, when he gets reelected.

  6. So WHO would I like to be voting for for president? Believe it or
     not, I'd rather vote for Quayle as president than Bush or Clinton.

Since I believe that Mike is expressing his opinions sincerely, I am led
to the inescapable conclusion that he and I live in different universes.


Dhanesh

  Anyone else out there?

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From: dbsgrm@Arco.COM (Gary R Meyers(214)754-4191)
Subject: Dannos education
Organization: ARCO Oil and Gas Company
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 18:04:27 GMT

I was just home at lunch, and while watching CNN, the newsreader (Lynn Vaughan (sp)) spake 
the following _paraphrasing here_

"Vice President Dan Quayle said that he will be at a disadvantage 
during his debates with contender Al Gore. Mr. Quayle  said that
he didn't have advantage of the private school education
the Mr. Gore had ,but that he felt that he could overcome
the disadvantage of his public school background."

Anybody hear the exact quote?

-- 
*    Gary Meyers        dbsgrm@Arco.COM
*  ARCO Exploration & 
*  Production Technology 
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From: kamilewi@lars.acc-admin.stolaf.edu (Alex Kamilewicz)
Subject: Bush and the Debates
Organization: St. Olaf College; Northfield, MN
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 19:39:13 GMT

The reason why Bush agreed to having the debates during the World Series
is that he knows that everyone that booed his appearance at the Baseball
All-Star game won't be watching his debate.

Alex

(that's my opinion, I don't care about yours)
From: sieferme@milton.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Neo-Geography
Date: 28 Sep 92 15:23:36 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle

In article <1992Sep27.192214.24613@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> jmb6g@uvacs.cs.Virginia.EDU (Jeffrey M. Bloom) writes:
>In article <9209271722.AA13251@MIT.EDU>, dks@MIT.EDU (dks) writes:
>> 
>> liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu) writes:
>> > tertium@milton.u.washington.edu (l boyd) writes:
>> > > You spose that face on mars is a monument to JDQ?
>> > > After all, there is no sign of *intelligent* life on Mars...
>> > 
>> > I got an idea, maybe after JDQ died, we can name some dead voclano
>> > on Mars "Mount of Quayle" or something.  ;->  that is, the astronomers
>> > of tommorrow (I assume they are the spelling bee champions of today)
>> > still chuckling about the JDQ quotes.   
>> 
>> Mount of Quayle?  The fool doesn't amount to a Hill of Beans.
>> 
>> Dhanesh
>
>How about naming some low lying region "Depression of Bushe/Quayl" :).
>
>Jeff
>jmb6g@virginia.edu

Meanwhile, back on Earth, let's propose a plan to name the
strip-mining pits in National Parks after GHWB, DQ, and/or
members of the first/second family.

-- 
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From: sousa_dab@ccsua.ctstateu.edu
Subject: School Tax Credits
Organization: Yale University, Department of Computer Science, New Haven, CT
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 17:39:15 GMT

Mike Best writes...

.  Your argument is an important side issue but what about the point of this .
.  approach by Bush?  That is, giving individuals the freedom to choose the  .
.  destiny of their children.  Is the Pro-Choice movement limiting it's      .
.  definition of what choices are availabe?  Need I point out that the       .
.  Constitution is a document about individual liberties?  I think that      .
.  giving parents the choice is more honorable than your version of          .
.  government coercion.

	Allowing tax breaks for people who want to send their children to 
private schools doesn't address the issue.  The problem with education in 
America is that the poor recieve inadequate education.  Providing a tax credit 
saps money from the education system, making poor schools poorer.  You might as 
well provide a tax credit for people without children.  

	And besides, The government is not banning private schools.  It simply 
chooses not to fund private alternatives in the form of tax breaks.  If you 
want a handout from the government to send your kid to a private school, then 
vote Democrat (You know, the "Tax & Spenders"? :) )

David B. Sousa

P.S.  	Danesh(sp?), You are one of the brightest, most articulate writers in 
	this forum.  Keep up the good work.

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From: tcws@convex1.tcs.tulane.edu (Bill Sirinek)
Subject: Help out!
Summary: Bill Clinton and how to help
Organization: Tulane University, New Orleans, LA
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 00:14:35 GMT
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Bill Clinton !!

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