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From: Major.Matt.Mason@p11.f715.n273.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Tired of Argh-o
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 30 Sep 92  20:40:30

Well, since I haven't seen any further verses from Scott or anybody, I'm gonna 
assume this puppy's complete.  So, here it is...







[********...WARNING...ARGO PARODY...********...WARNING...ARGO
PARODY...********]









				     	                    TIRED OF ARGO

		          To the tune of "Banned From Argo"  by Leslie Fish

		       Copyright (c) 1992 Scott Malcomson and M. Mitchell Marmel

	       Standard copyright disclaimers apply (see FILK Echo Rules)


When we went to the Filker's Con
In search of something new
We joined in with the circle
And we wondered what they'd do

The strummers tuned their fancy lutes
And then began to play
And the only song that they would sing
They sang all bloody day!

CHORUS:

And we're
Tired of Argo ev'ryone
Tired of hearing crewmen
Having too much fun

We're all stuck here on Planet Earth
And Ghod knows we're all bored

But we'll hear "Banned from Argo" nevermore!

They sang of a sex-crazed captain
Who couldn't keep it in his pants
This guy's tireless sex drive
Prolly even ran to plants

Rather than face the penalty
For breaking Argo's laws
They beamed him up in the nick of time
To save their captain's...(short pause)...cause!

CHORUS

We next were all subjected
To a rather vulgar verse
'Bout a Vulcan Science Officer
and a certain Earthling nurse

She came up with a po-ti-on
To try to turn his head
Instead of the library
He went Chapel-ing instead!

CHORUS

At this point half the audience
Was hollering "No more!"
While the less hardy filking fans
Were heading for the door

Protesting cries and fleeing folks
Were all, alas, for naught
The hapless few remaining
Moaned, "Ms. Fish, what hast thou wrought?"

CHORUS

Next up in the tortured song
Was a rather torrid tale
Of an aging Starfleet surgeon
Who incited whores to wail

Someone had run to fetch an axe
To end the filker's verse
But much to our surprise and shock
It just kept getting worse!

CHORUS

The singers droned while we all groaned
A chorus of despair
Of Starfleet deeds with the cachet
Of week-old underwear

And when at last they finished up
The final ghastly rhyme
We lynched a neo who called out, 
"Let's hear it ONE MORE TIME!"

CHORUS

If I were King of all the Bards
'Twould be my fondish wish
To take "Argo's" lyric sheets
And use 'em to rap Fish

Sing "Hope Eyrie" or "Freedom Road"
Or any other tune
If we never hear "Argo" again
It's gonna be too soon!

FINAL CHORUS:

And we're
Tired of Argo ev'ryone
Tired of hearing crewmen
Having too much fun

We're all stuck here on Planet Earth
And Ghod knows we're all bored

But we'll hear "Banned from Argo" nevermore!

(Sound effect:  Shotgun slide being worked)

Wonder why?


-MMM-



--- MacWoof Eval:22Aug92
From: Major.Matt.Mason@p11.f715.n273.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: rah rah songs
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 28 Sep 92  06:44:34

On 9/24/92, Suzanne Buck said to Scott Malcomson concerning Re: rah rah songs: 


  SM> I don't even REMEMBER the fight songs of my high schools...
  SM> 
  SB> You mistake my meaning, sir; this is the Brigham Young University
  SB> Cougar Fight Song.  Which, if you are living in Provo, Utah, is
  SB> singularly difficult to avoid hearing at least five times a month.
 
Hmmm!  Does this constitute a reason to stay away from Provo?

(A Cockney accent to the following)

The Cougar Foight Song is anniying
In fact, to me nerves it's quoite trying
It mykes me say, "Frig 'em"
To the students of Brigham
'Cause that basketball stuff I ain't bying!

Oi, oi, oi, oi, your Mormons sing after hoop trips...

-MMM-

--- MacWoof Eval:22Aug92
From: eoin@xocolatl.com (John Snyder)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Peter Lorre
Date: 6 Oct 92 06:04:30 GMT
Reply-To: eoin@xocolatl.com
Organization: Amethyst Systems, Fremont, CA

klein@frith.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:

-> I _need_ the lyrics to "I Want to Grow Up to be Peter Lorre"...
-> 
-> ...because I do!


Anybody know if Tom Smith is on the net and/or if he has given
permission for his stuff to electronically distributed?


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From: Mike.Liebmann@f524.n102.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Filking 101
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 27 Sep 92  08:42:52

only 832 and counting?  We've been slowing down, haven't we?


---
From: 21329KAD@MSU (Kim Dyer)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Mongolian birthday song
Date: 30 Sep 92 21:42:50 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University


>Sorry, but I don't think the tune is "Volga Boatman", after all... at least, fo
>any permutation of THESE sets of lyrics. The only part that comes anywhere
>NEAR to scanning is the "Happy Birthday <<stomp>>"... and with the "Volga Boatm
>melody, that would be the _first_ two lines, an intermediate single line, then
>gain on the last. The "words" for "Volga" that I remember, from an old
>no comments from the peanut gallery!!) beginning piano book are:

Scans the way WE sang it.  Of course ... ANYTHING scans with enough
alcohol in you. ;-)
From: Mike.Liebmann@f524.n102.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Real Old Time Religion
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 26 Sep 92  07:42:40

As I said, I don't think they'd appreciate it up there, even if I did post
verses several hundred at a time.  I think I'll leave that at home.
 
However, I still need a Klingon drinking song (else I'm going to have to ask
for KOSHER GAGH!! with Jalapeno peppers!) 

---
From: Major.Matt.Mason@p11.f715.n273.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Computer filks
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 28 Sep 92  07:01:48

On 9/27/92, Steve Brinich said to All concerning Re: Computer filks: 

  SB> Unfortunately, this is all I know about the matter.  I wish I at least
  SB> knew whether the "aghast" attendees were reacting to something which
  SB> was truly lousy, mean-spirited material or whether they were merely
  SB> stuffed shirts who couldn't handle an unexpected agitprop/filksing. 
  SB> ;-)

Personally, *I'D* like to see the anti-Windows songs, meself...(gryn)

-MMM-

--- MacWoof Eval:22Aug92
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Jewish Music
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 16:55:07 GMT

Klezmer is completely off the topic of filk, and doesn't belong here.  
However, the "Five Constipated Men of the Bible" is definitely filk.
Unfortunately I haven't heard it since I was a small child, and don't
know more than three verses.  Has anyone else out there heard this one?
--scott

There were five, five, constipated men
In the bible
In the bible
There were five, five, constipated men
In the bible of Moses.

The first, first, constipated man was Cain.
He wasn't Abel.
The first, first constipated man was Cain.

(refrain)

The second, second, constipated man was Solomon.
He sat for forty years.
The second, second constipated man was Solomon.

(refrain)

The third, third, constipated man was Moses.
He took the tablets.
The third, third constipated man was Moses.

(etc.)
--scott
From: Major.Matt.Mason@p11.f715.n273.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Anti-Argo
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Oct  1 1992
Date: 04 Oct 92  10:09:29

On 10/1/92, Scott Malcomson said to Major Matt Mason concerning Anti-Argo: 

  SM> Hey, I thot we were doing pretty well on that one...it's your turn,
  SM> y'know!

Er...I thought we FINISHED it...I mean, I wrote a finish, waited a week or so 
for anybody to add anything, collected all the verses I had and posted the
same.  Leslie Fish has already seen it and loved it, according to Mary
Creasey...

  SM> (hint: anyone out there can join IN this one; we're not snooty <gryn>)

Sure!  Additional verses ARE always welcome, folks...

-MMM-

--- MacWoof Eval:22Aug92
From: Mark.Perew@p201.f208.n103.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Who we are
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Oct  1 1992
Date: 01 Oct 92  22:03:29

In a message of <Sep 27 18:57>, Rick Ellis (1:103/208@fidonet) writes: 
 >On <Sep 25 18:57> Kay Shapero writes:

 KS> Just finished making up the following for the Filking Times, and though 
 KS> you folks might like to see it.  It is NOT a complete list of FIDOnodes 
 KS> carrying FILK, it's just a list complied from the origins line of the 271 

 KS> messages that happened to be on the Aerie today.  Anyway, here they are - 

 KS> all nodes are in zone 1.  They're in node number order - made it easier 
 KS> to look them up in the nodelist.

 KS> 102/524  StormGate Aerie         (310)827-3952 Los Angeles  CA    
 KS> 105/51   Shadowshack             (503)230-1356 Portland OR        

 >Hmmpf!

 >--- msgedsq 2.1a
 > * Origin: Universal Electronics Inc [714 939-6401] HST/DS  (1:103/208)

Double Hmmpf!

--- Mark Perew  Mark.Perew@ofa123.fidonet.org
From: uc-chan@mcl.ucsb.edu (Christina Callihan)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Limericks and Mothers (was: Re: Poetry slams)
Date: 2 Oct 92 20:36:18 GMT

In <n0b28t@ofa123.fidonet.org> Sherman.Dorn@p3.f10.n273.z1.fidonet.org writes:

>On <24 Sep 92  23:03>, Christina Callihan scribbled the following to All:

> CC> From: uc-chan@mcl.ucsb.edu (Christina Callihan)

> CC> Oh, heck with it.  :) 

> CC> At a pond 3 miles southwest of Lubbock
> CC> Your mom would take cow pies and huck.
> CC> Though they bounced eighteen times,
> CC> Mummy still changed her mind
> CC> and she picked up some sheep dip to chuck.
> CC> Ai, ai, ai, ai ....  Your mother whims after poop skips.....

>Sick, definitely sick, but my brother and family who lived several years in
>Lubbock might appreciate it.

PLEASE NOTE:  This verse constitutes no intentional slur on Lubbock or any
of its citizens.  It was the closest rhyme I could get, and I went through
an atlas looking.  :)

I guess I could have shortened Winnamucca....  B)



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(The opinions in this post are not endorsed by the University of California
at Santa Barbara....THANK GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!  ;^}  )
From: Gerald.Bliss@f281.n120.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Jewish Music
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 29 Sep 92  21:23:00

 On 09-26-92 Deborah Weiss wrote to Ian Levstein... 
 
 DW> IL> Klezmer music makes me want to strip naked and dance.  I IL> love 
 DW> it 
 DW> 
 DW> Gosh, I wonder what would happen if you ever attended a klezmer music 
 DW> festival.  They do occur occasionally. 
 
When the Irish band De Danaan played in Denver years ago, they managed 
to sneak a couple of very weird klezmer tunes into the program.  It 
would have been hilarious coming from the original group, but from De 
Danaan it was a scream and then some! 
 
... OFFLINE 1.40 * No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!! 

--- DCQwk/T.A.G.  1.4a
From: Kay.Shapero@f524.n102.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Converting LDS to filkers
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 26 Sep 92  10:08:54

On <Sep 26 08:18>, Mike Liebmann (1:102/524) wrote to Fen Eatough:

 ML>Fen, I didn't me you and the wonderful filkers I met up there 
 ML>last November - I was thinking, well, maybe the chancellor of 
 ML>BYU, the football team, the coaches, etc etc etc 

At a filksing?!?


--- msged 2.06
From: Scott.Malcomson@f110.n114.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Filking 101
Date: 28 Sep 92 17:58:00 GMT
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992


 Mike Liebmann denied allegations of involvement with Scott Malcomson over Re: 
Filking 101:
 ML> Scott, if I didn't know any better (do I?), you're getting perverted!

Not QUITE yet...just "PRE-verted" for now...<gryn>


---LCD


... Full power to tractors and launch drones! Fighters away!
--- Blue Wave/QBBS v2.10
From: Rich.Kabakjian@f524.n102.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Philcon Newsflash
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 30 Sep 92  00:44:02

I already posted this on SF LIT and SFFAN, but as I know of at least a dozen
filkers who are coming to Philcon and who also read FILK/Internet, I repeat it 
here.  It's semi-ontopic, I think.  Anyway:
 
For anyone reading this who is planning to attend Philcon this year and
already received the flyer, there is a change in the hotel room rates.
 
The Double and Quad rates have been eliminated.  The Single rate is now
Single/Double, and the Triple rate is now Triple/Quad.
 
For more information on Philcon, send a self-addressed stamped #10
envelope to Philcon Registration, P.O. Box 8303, Philadelphia PA 19101.
 
Brief: Goh Greg Bear, Artist Boris Vallejo, Special Guests Pamela Sargent
and Ray Harryhausen, Featured Filker Tom Smith.
 


---
From: Mike.Liebmann@f524.n102.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Frogpond
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 26 Sep 92  07:50:46

If you're jumping out of the pond, are you a HOT FROG ON THE LOOSE??
 
(ROFL ROFL)


---
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
From: rnakkula@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Robin J Nakkula)
Subject: Re: Constipation
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 02:52:28 GMT

You have to break pattern to make Noah scan:

Now the fifth, fifth, constipated man was Noah, was Noah,
For for-ty days and for- - ty_ _ nights he on-ly, passed water.

(Hope the scansion is successfully conveyed.)

@@@---Robin Nakkula
From: Beth.Friedman@p5.f341.n282.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Stone Dance
Date: 24 Sep 92 20:43:24 GMT
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992


 MC> That particular song is on _Chickasaw Mountain_, one 
 MC> of Leslie's tapes; my _Filkindex_ doesn't have any 
 MC> other references. "Run Cthulu Run" is Leslie's; "Stone 
 MC> Dance" is Ford/Bannart.

Mike (John M. Ford when he's at home) says go ahead and post it.  The tune, he 
said, is "The Old Rugged Cross"; I suspect that's where the Bannart part comes 
from.

--- Sirius 1.0ya
From: phydeaux@pdnfido.fidonet.org (Dave Weingart)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: A filk, a filk, my kingdom for a filk!
Date: 3 Oct 92 19:51:15 GMT
Organization: The Source for Source Pub Access Unix

We need more filk here!

Has anyone (perhaps several people) done something about J. Danforth Quayle
to "Danny Boy?"  (it just seems _so_ obvious!)

Is this getting out anywhere?

And I've heard rumors of a Kathy Mar songbook coming from somewhere.  Any
confirmations on that?

-- 
73 de Dave Weingart   KB2CWF   phydeaux@pdnfido.fidonet.org

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk,ba.music,rec.music.folk
From: philo@orion.IntelliCorp.COM (Philip R. Obermarck)
Subject: Heather Alexander [Celtic/Orig] OCTOBER
Date: 28 Sep 92 19:29:10 GMT
Distribution: ca
Reply-To: pobermarck@intellicorp.com
Organization: IntelliCorp Inc.
Keywords: folk,celtic,filk,Alexander,fiddle


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From: glenn@moeng2.morgan.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Trying to find a Song
Date: 1 Oct 1992 15:58:26 -0500
Organization: The Space-Time Fabrication Institute, Rockville, MD.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

In article <1992Sep28.112844.1@acfcluster.nyu.edu> baj@acfcluster.nyu.edu writes:
>Does anyone have the words to the "Barbarian Birthday Song"?  It's a
>dirge like song, popular among the SCA (At least in the east) but I don't know
>anyone who has the words.

If you mean the song Marklanders call "The Birthday Dirge" (also common
in area fandom, where it's generally attributed to Markland), it starts
with:

	Happy birthday  (*)
	Happy birthday  (*)
	Doom and gloom and dark despair
	People dying everywhere
	On your birthday  (*)
	Happy birthday  (*)

	When you reach the age you are
	Your demise cannot be far
	From your birthday
	Happy birthday

	May the cities in your wake
	Burn like candles on your cake
	On your birthday
	Happy birthday

	I'm a leper, can't you see
	Have a birthday kiss from me
	Happy birthday
	Happy birthday

	This one lesson you must learn
	FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn
	On your birthday
	Happy birthday

These are the most common verses (and of these, usually only the 
first three are sung), but there are others that I don't know yet.

(*)  At the ends of these lines, bang on the table, stomp a foot,
or thump your chest and go "Uh!" -- quite effective when enough 
people are doing this.  For the other verses, follow the pattern
of the first for the stomp/uh/bang.

If enough people want the melody, I'll try to transvribe it.  I
don't really know where this comes from.  It's slow (hey, it's a
dirge) and confuses the heck out of small children hearing it
for the first time when they start trying to sing "Happy Birthday
To You" to it.

I've been involved in several singings of this in restaurants.


-- 
D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

How much interest is there in a Transvestite/Transsexual newsgroup?  How many 
would post there?   Anonymously?  How many would _vote_ non-anonymously?  And
what would you name it?  

You can send me mail anonymously at anonymus+262@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu.
From: UUCP@ofa123.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Trying to find Mongol Birthday Song
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 01 Oct 92  01:13:52

From: eoin@xocolatl.com 
From  ucivax!netcomsv.netcom.com!xocolatl.com!eoin

Uucp@ofa123.fidonet.org writes:

-> I have three pages of lyrics to this I picked up somewhere.
-> 
-> There's no copyright notice on this that I recall, so maybe I'll type them 

-> in.  Or, Barbara and the first (not more than) 4 others that send me their 

-> snail mail addresses can receive Xerox copies and decide whether they want 
to
-> bother to type them in.

You got it:

John F. Snyder
3634 Congress Court
Fremont, CA  94538-5507


   \|/  Eoin   eoin@xocolatl.com   *
    *  ------  GEnie: J.SNYDER18  \|/

PS:  Kathy was thrilled that you used several of her songs in the
     MagiCon songbook.


Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
From: bethmo@microsoft.com (Beth Moursund)
Subject: Re: Mongolian birthday song
Date: 05 Oct 92 03:54:48 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

In article <1ain9rINN2vl@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> be726@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Joseph A. Ellis Jr.) writes:
>Uh-huh. Sure. So you now have a song made up of 5 two bar phrases? Hmmm... no WONDER it wouldn't scan!!!  <<grin>>

No, the split ones are half the length of the unsplit one.

Pull.....   To.....   Geth.....   er....  maps to
Hear the    wo- men   wail and    weep
Kill them   all but   spare the   sheep

Make sense now?

Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
From: kossack@owlnet.rice.edu (Jordan Marc Kossack)
Subject: Songs with 6^6^6 Verses (was Re: Real Old Time Religion
Organization: NOT!   
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 00:14:27 GMT

A Long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Major.Matt.Mason wrote: 
- On 9/26/92, Mike Liebmann said to Katherine Stewart concerning Real Old Time
- Religion: 
- 
-   ML> However, I still need a Klingon drinking song (else I'm going to have
-   ML> to ask for KOSHER GAGH!! with Jalapeno peppers!)
- 
-  [ 5 lines deleted ] 
- Argh, argh argh argh, the Klingons all drink used sheep dip...
- 
	What do you do with a drunken Klingon?  
	What do you do with a drunken Klingon?  
	What do you do with a drunken Klingon early in the morning?  

	Let him sleep or he'll rip your lungs out ...   :-) 


-- 
 Jordan M Kossack  |  Why change Bush in the middle of a screw?     
  kossack@qvi.com  |  Re-elect George in '92!    
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From: Beth.Friedman@p5.f341.n282.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.music.filk
Subject: Re: Kipling
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Sep 21 1992
Date: 29 Sep 92  16:50:58

 KS> Wow!  Specifics on the Complete Verse, will you?  I 
 KS> WANT A COPY!!!!!!!!! 

The title is RUDYARD KIPLING COMPLETE VERSE (Definitive Edition).  It's
published by Anchor Books, in softcover, cover price $12.95.  ISBN appears to 
be N 0-385-26089-X.  Our local Borders had it in its poetry section.  This
edition is dated 1989.
  
If, by any chance, you can't find a copy, let me know -- I'm pretty sure there 
were more at the bookstore.

--- Sirius 1.0ya