From: ukoga@mcl.ucsb.edu (Jeff "Koganuts" Koga)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: "Star Trek" Quotes Part 5: "STIV:TVH"
Date: 1 Oct 92 23:39:37 GMT

Klingon Ambassador: "There shall be no peace...as long as Kirk lives!"
--Klingon Ambassador, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

McCoy: "I just wish we could cloak the stench!"
--McCoy, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Spock: "Excuse me, Doctor.  I'm getting a number of distress calls."
McCoy: "I don't doubt it."
--Spock and McCoy, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Scott: "Hump-backed...people?"
--Scott, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

McCoy: "Oh, joy."
--McCoy, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Kirk: "Everybody remember where we parked!"
--Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Kirk: "Don't you remember?"
Spock: "The hell I don't."
--Kirk and Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Kirk: "I think he did a little LDS."
--Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Spock: "They aren't the hell your whales."
Gillian: "And I suppose they told you that."
Spock: "The hell they did."
--Spock and Gillian Taylor, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Spock: "Are you sure this wouldn't be the appropriate time for a colorful
  metaphor, Admiral?"
--Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Spock: "Gracie is pregnant."
--Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Kirk: "You're not exactly catching us at our best."
Spock: "That much is certain."
--Kirk and Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

[Do you like Italian food?]
Kirk: "Yes."
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "No."
Spock: "Yes."
Kirk: "Yes."
Spock: "No."
Kirk: "I love Italian.  And so do you."
Spock: "Yes."
--Kirk and Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Gillian: "You sure you won't change your mind?"
Spock: "Is there something wrong with the one I have?"
--Gillian Taylor and Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Kirk: "No, I'm from Iowa.  I only work in outer space."
--Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Sulu: "Oh, [I fly] here and there."
--Sulu, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Scott: "Hello computer."
--Scott, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Nichols: "Just use the keyboard."
Scott: "Ah, a keyboard!  How quaint."
--Doctor Nichols and Scott, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Scott: "How do we know he didn't invent the thing?"
McCoy: "Yeah."
--Scott and McCoy, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Chekov: "Excuse me, we are looking for nuclear wessels.  Nuclear wessels."
--Chekov, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Chekov: "Scotty, now would be a good time!"
--Chekov, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Interrogator: "That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life!  Of
  course he's a Ruskie, but he's a retard or something!"
--Navy Interrogator, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Chekov: "I vill have to stun you.  I'm wery sorry."
--Chekov, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Chekov: "It must be the radiation."
--Chekov, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

McCoy: "She has post-prandial, upper-abdominal distension."
[...]
Kirk: "What did you say she had?"
McCoy: "Cramps."
--McCoy and Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Guard: "How's she doing?"
Kirk: "He's going to be fine."
Guard: "He?  I thought you brought in a woman."
Kirk: "One little mistake."
--Guard and Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Kirk: "Hello Alice!  Welcome to Wonderland!"
--Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Kirk: "Spock, are your computations ready?"
Spock: "One damn minute, Admiral."
--Kirk and Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Scott: "Come on, let's go find George and Gracie!"
--Scott, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

President: "James T. Kirk, it is the judgement of this council that you be
  reduced in rank to captain.  And as a consequence of your new rank, you be
  given that duty for which you have shown unswerving ability...the command of a
  starship."
--UFP President, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Sulu: "I'm counting on Excelsior."
Scott: "Excelsior?  Why would you want THAT bucket of bolts?"
Kirk: "A ship is a ship."
--Sulu, Scott, and Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Kirk: "My friends, we've come home."
--Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate

Kirk: "Let's see what she's got!"
--Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate
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