HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: i0b8356@summa.tamu.edu (Ivan Berrios)
Subject: Re: How do they do it?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A & M University
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 00:35:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.153703.6502@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY) writes...
>>Does any one have a list of stuff like:
>>
>>    Accy majors do it in numbers!
>>    Physics majors do it at the speed of light!
> 
>Architecture majors stay up all night.
> 
>Music majors do it in a chord.
> 

Mechanical Engineering majors do it in gear!

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Xref: sparky rec.humor:30109 alt.fan.monty-python:7272
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: dead president sketch
Date: 1 Oct 92 13:57:10 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Oct1.003325.10903@tamsun.tamu.edu> 
	mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) did say :

->>This is an ex-sketch.
->>
->>IOSnm
->>
->>(ncie)
->BURN HIM!!! 
Only if he is a duck.... Oh no not that one again...
->
->Oops...wrong group, eh?
Not really.. :)
->
->Ratboy
Pag aka what the hell..
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761)
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Summary: Just post the DAMN thing! 
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 18:14:28 GMT

Talk about wasting bandwidth.... I think it would be better to POST the thing
than to have 1084894672874984 maniacs asking for Purity Test to be e-mailed
to them.

BTW, e-mail me a copy to (100,000 or 10,000 or 4728476236327 verison!)

:-)


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  H  H   E         K K   U  U  E     R  R  !! !!      David Alten
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  H  H   E         K K   U  U  E     R R              HE KUER!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: monty python search
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 06:36:21 GMT

>  By chance would anyone out there have a collection of the Monty
>Python shows on tape. I'm not talking about the movies mind you, but the 
>1/2 hour tv shows that used to air on oddball TV channels. 
>  I used to roll on the floor laughing at those as my parents would
>look on in disbelief. I havent seen the show for years and years now.
>(TV sucks so bad now I never watch it anyway).
>
>And now for something completely different......
>
>Mikael Dovsek
>(714)399-1544
>dovsek@BBS.MDCBBS.COM
>
>thanx

If in America, try Hastings video. They have *some*...

or post in alt.fan.monty-python...we'll try to help! :)

Ratboy aka Wicked Willie with the life-sized Winkle
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: 11mwarner@gallua.gallaudet.edu
Subject: Re: ReQuest: Jokes Mailing list
Organization: Gallaudet University
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 19:23:42 GMT

In article <1992Oct4.131316.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu>, 11mbruce@gallua.gallaudet.edu writes:
> I wonder if any of you would put me on JOKES mailing list?
> 
> It can be any jokes, even dirty  jokes.
> 
> Thanks,
> Meredith Bruce
> ============================================================================
> 11mbruce@gallua.gallaudet.edu         Meredith Bruce   Gallaudet University
> ===========================================================================
> 

Hey, Mere.  Looking for more material for the Hotel Whiskey?  :)

						PSYCHO
						11MWARNER@gallua.gallaudet.edu

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu)
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user on Coombs at ANU. The
              opinions expressed are those of the user and not necessarily
              those of the Australian National University. 
Keywords: purple
Organization: Coombs Computing Unit, Australian National University, Canberra.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 13:05:01 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.125811.6401@newshost.anu.edu.au> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>In article <rdippold.717739570@cancun> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!

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From: jds23971@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Neff)
Subject: Re: Hello
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 17:22:29 GMT

dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY) writes:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you have anything better to say?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps there is some better way?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, there MUST be, I should say!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wish this would just go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>It might, but not today.
>>>>>>>>>>>>And yet another, enters the fray.
>>>>>>>>>>>Oh gawd, time to pray!
>>>>>>>>>>Will this last til June or May?
>>>>>>>>>This rhyme, I will not betray.
>>>>>>>>Why not today.
>>>>>>> BTW... :-)
>>>>>>Throw the "C" manual away !
>>>>>I hear that FORTRAN is the new wave!
>>>>BASIC is here to stay!
>>>12 year olds sure like to play!
>>I'll add one more line, OK?
>The sun is shining its brightest ray!
This whole thing is pretty damn gay!

Jeff
From: deepak@konark.njit.edu (Albatross)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: <None>
Date: 6 Oct 92 03:11:18 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1992Oct5.200519.1807@ucbeh.san.uc.edu> sauerm@ucbeh.san.uc.edu writes:
>I am so horny!!!!!
>
>I am a single white female withlarge breasts please write me!!!!!!




There goes the neighbourhood....-=)(*^*&(&(*&(^*&^*&(&)(*)(*(_.......
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From: VSLARRY@WEIZMANN.WEIZMANN.AC.IL (Larry Israel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST: Cemetary jokes
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:34:56 GMT
Article-I.D.: das.199209291935.AA19264
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs


This sweet young thing leaves a Halloween party. Unfortunately, she is
alone, and has to pass through the cemetary in order to get home. At the
entrance to the cemetary she stops, as she is very nervous about going
through the cemetary, especially on this night, and alone.

An elderly gentleman comes up to her and asks, "What is the trouble, Miss?"

She explains her fears, and he offers to walk her through the cemetary - an
offer she gratefully accepts.

At the other side she says, "I am grateful for your company. I just hope that
you don't think I am very silly for being afraid."

"Oh no, not at all. I also used to be afraid of cemetaries when I was still
alive."
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From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761)
Subject: Re: Hello
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 03:27:56 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you have anything better to say?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps there is some better way?
>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, there MUST be, I should say!
>>>>>>>>>>>I wish this would just go away.
>>>>>>>>>>It might, but not today.
>>>>>>>>>And yet another, enters the fray.
>>>>>>>>Oh gawd, time to pray!
>>>>>>>Will this last til June or May?
>>>>>>This rhyme, I will not betray.
>>>>>Why not today.
>>>> BTW... :-)
>>>Throw the "C" manual away !
>>I hear that FORTRAN is the new wave!
>BASIC is here to stay!
You crazy?  Pascal will blow you away!
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Questions of the Universe
Date: 25 Sep 92 12:29:54 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <RFDmRB3w165w@netlink.cts.com>, tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
|> 2261as@gmuvax2.gmu.edu ( ) writes:
|> > Anyway, let's not bring up that "Speed of Dark" subject again.
|> 

Or that great invention the negative Capacitor.

A normal capacitor antenuates (delays) a signal,
a negative capacitor anticipates a signal.
with a large negative capacitor a strobe could be set to take a picture
of a failing event
From: s462075d@edinboro.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ANOTHER BAD JOKE OF THE DAY
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:22:16 GMT
Organization: Edinboro University of Pennsylvania

Did you hear about the frat brother who lost his girlfrield?


He was drunk and couldn't remember where he laid her!


(I don't want to start a greek war here, just some clean humor)

UNDERDOG
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban,alt.cascade
From: drpete01@starbase.spd.louisville.edu (Dean Peters)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 08:08:36 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

In <19spn1INN75t@hpsdde.sdd.hp.com> davids@hpsdde.sdd.hp.com (David Schwantner) writes:

>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE EVER.
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And it's really getting lame!
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ? !!!!!!!!!!!!
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD, 
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>>BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
>  >>>>>>>>>>>>WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
>  >>>>>>>>>>>NAH! THIS AIN'T REC.HUMOR AT ITS BEST.
>  >>>>>>>>>>SURELY YOU JEST?
>  >>>>>>>>>THIS IS A TEST.
>  >>>>>>>>SO BE OUR GUEST.
>  >>>>>>>TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE.
>  >>>>>>RETURN OF THE MONSTER CASCADE, HEE HEE HEE! 
>  >>>>>THIS WASTE IS COSTING THE NET MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, DON'T YOU AGREE?
>  >>>>I PREFER CABERNET SAUVIGNON WITH BRIE
>  >>>I THINK ALT.CASCADE IS BEST FOR POSTS LIKE THESE 
>  >>I HOPE THIS DOES'NT GET OUT CONTROL SO WHY DON'T WE FREEZE???
>  >OH DEAR FRIENDS, LET'S KEEP IT GOING, PLEASE!
>  IF ANYONE ENDS THERE SENTENCE WITH "ORANGE", WE CUT THEM OFF AT THE KNEES!
PEOPLE WHO MISSPELL THEIR, MAKE ME SICK, I THINK I'LL SNEEZE!!!

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Some people's .sigs say neat things.  Mine doesn't.
From: jss@kepler.unh.edu (Spectre)
Subject: Re: WANTED: Apartment Complex Practical Jokes
Organization: University of No Holidays - UNH - East somewhere
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 23:03:16 GMT


I don't think anyone has mentioned my favorite one yet........

Stick a can of shaving cream in the freezer for a few days, then peel the
metal off, and put it wherever you feel (Cars are the best!).  When it thaws,
it makes quite the mess..... }:-)

				-Jeff

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               My opinions are mine and only mine. I don't care 
               if they are wrong and you can't have them anyway!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Subject: Obsolete lines (was Re: THESE DAMN CASCADES!)
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 03:23:16 GMT


In a previous article, jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch) says:

>>
>John D. Munch
>"First in, last out."
>"make love, not war."
> ^^^^^^^^^  ^^^^^^^

The Republican Party and the Religious right have seemed to reverse this
sentiment...

(*sigh*)

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From: dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Hello
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:30:49 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you have anything better to say?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps there is some better way?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, there MUST be, I should say!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wish this would just go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>It might, but not today.
>>>>>>>>>>>And yet another, enters the fray.
>>>>>>>>>>Oh gawd, time to pray!
>>>>>>>>>Will this last til June or May?
>>>>>>>>This rhyme, I will not betray.
>>>>>>>Why not today.
>>>>>> BTW... :-)
>>>>>Throw the "C" manual away !
>>>>I hear that FORTRAN is the new wave!
>>>BASIC is here to stay!
>>12 year olds sure like to play!
>I'll add one more line, OK?
The sun is shining its brightest ray!
-- 

******************************************************************************

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Project Planner                                    Lehigh University
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron) - offensive to americans (rot 13)
Originator: anton@gagme
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 05:27:54 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.203431.2166@island.COM> fester@island.COM (Mike Fester) writes:
>In article <1992Sep26.054132.29862@gagme.chi.il.us> anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep24.171646.5414@island.COM> fester@island.COM (Mike Fester) writes:
>>>In article <74.5846@okys.infoserv.com> madsere@okys.infoserv.com (Rene Madsen) writes:
>>>>
>>>>So you (americans) have an economical life? (That's probably why I can
>>>>buy US dollars for peanuts these days ;-)
>>>
>>>What a fabulous economic base you people must have; imagine, being able to 
>>>use peanuts as currency. Who says the Third World isn't inventive?
>
>>Him mean before, dollars cheep. Can buy dollars for nothing here you.
>>Cheep like peenoughts is dollars. They iz. Eymen.
>
>Seems like a smart exchange trader can make a lot of money giving peanuts to 
>the rustic natives in return for that useless green stuff. No wonder the Third
>World is still 3rd.
>
>Mike

Well, as soon as the traders run out of green stuff that they give away for
peanuts, they might try doing just that.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tshadow@carina.unm.edu (The Shadow)
Subject: Re: Mother Jokes (Your Momma is so...)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 20:43:20 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Sep21.194249.23131@oz.plymouth.edu> j_herlih@oz.plymouth.edu (Axl) writes:
>>In article <BuoLJ3.E4o@mail.boi.hp.com>, verghese@boi.hp.com (Phil Verghese)
>>says:
>>>
>>>Does anyone know a bunch of mother jokes such as:
>>>
>>>Your mom's so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
>>>
I know your mama, she's a good ol' soul,
Got a 10 ton pussy and a rubber asshole.

Yo' mama's behind is like a rumble seat,
Hang from her back down to her feet.


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From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: amusing system errors
Date: 26 Sep 92 23:32:07 GMT
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Varennes, Canada

My 1st home computer was a KIM-II.  A 20-key keyboard, 6 digit 7 segment
display, so no system error.  The power supply was an old radio frame
on which I screwed (sp? with a screwdriver...) the biggest transformer
I could find, a big capacitor and an LM-309.  

I then bought a typewriter.  Unfortunately, I had no idea of what was
a standard so I get at a very high price (I has stolen I believe) a
60 mA Siemens teletype, while the KIM could only support 20 mA.  I built
some converting device, but the system was almost never working.
No, it was working sometimes (I remember I made some printout of programs
when I wrote my disassembler).

I then improved the system by adding an 8k RAM card, and later a 32k card.
I also get a video card, a 32 characters x 16 lines, then 64 x 16.
Black and white, obviously.

Next time, I bought my first floppy with a DOS.  I don't remember the
kind of DOS it was (not CP/M).  $1200 for the drive (now, it is $80
for a drive and $50 for a DOS, these when you don't bargain and search).

I decided later to get some more sophisticated tools, so I get a text
editor.  Something comparable to Edlin.  And then I wrote my first
disassembler : easier to write than an assembler that I wrote later.
It was dull and simple, but it was 2nd generation language (1st is
direct machine language).

And finally, I decided to abandon that machine that cost a lot and
did about nothing very useful, and to buy something much more powerful
and top of the art.  Apple ][.



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From: me_f316@ceres (+-=NUBIAN=-+)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Date: 29 Sep 92 11:24:50 GMT
Organization: Your Girlfriend's Bedside
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

How about the twins Mark and Mike Hunt

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From: faisal@dvorak.amd.com (Faisal M. Bhamani)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Need PIG Drawings!!!
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:07:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: dvorak.1992Oct5.210749.20269
Organization: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc.; Austin, Texas

Does anyone have any PIG drawings made out of ASCII characters?
I remember some time back a bunch of drawings of cows, but not
pigs.  If anyone has any, please email them to me. If anyone
is creative with ASCII characters, draw some.  But, please
email them to me directly. I do not follow this group. 
Thanks

Faisal Bhamani
faisal@dvorak.amd.com
 
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From: oconnenr@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Anyone Else?
Date: 6 Oct 92 03:33:56 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

How many other people have encountered someone on their way to an
anarchist convention.  That one REALLY confused me.  Still does.

-Neal
From: keithg@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson)
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 09:37:00 GMT
Subject: Re: Yogi Berra lines
Organization: work
Newsgroups: rec.humor

/ hpdmd48:rec.humor / dsamm@boi.hp.com (Dan Sammartino) /  1:14 pm  Oct  1, 1992 /
In article <168729F6A.SDENARO@vm.poly.edu> SDENARO@vm.poly.edu writes:
>In article <1992Sep29.101556.1@pearl.tufts.edu>
>mweinste@pearl.tufts.edu writes:
> 
>>
>>Mantle: What time is it?
>>Yogi: You mean right now?
>>
> 
	"Ninety percent of the putts that fall short of the 
	hole fail to go in."
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Bumpersticker
Date: 6 Oct 92 12:45:58 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

Seen in Tacoma Park, MD:

Pot is a herb.
Bush is a dope.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:29989 rec.arts.movies:29153
From: rmichl@iiic.ethz.ch (Robert Michl)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: Mixed Up Movie Titles
Date: 30 Sep 92 12:54:46 GMT
Organization: Dept. Informatik, Swiss Federal Institute of Technology (ETH), Zurich, CH

>I dont like Mondays - The Boomtown Rats?
Yep. And Garfield :)

>We will bury you - Stalin
I shall bury you - Nikita Chrushtchov
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN)
Subject: Re: >funny names (Haywood Jablome)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 04:04:00 GMT

In article <jjrzl+b@rpi.edu>, lunind@vccsouth05.its.rpi.edu 
(Gonad the Barbarian) writes...
>in the capital district phone book there is a guy 
>named Jablome,Haywood.....
>hmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>dan

	Reminds me of the gag name that I saw in the Miami phone book
a few years ago.  Someone actually put in the name ``Thud Puddfucker''.
(Geez, don't they have proofreaders?)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gjg2001@andy.bgsu.edu (gjg2001@andy.bgsu.edu)
Subject: lonely friend needs mail
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: bgsu
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 02:42:14 GMT

A good friend of mine a is very lonely and any mail you sent him would
cheer him up.  

please send him some mail:

Ryan Dickey
address: rfd2001@andy.bgsu.edu

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From: siri@acd.acd.ucar.edu (Siri Flocke)
Subject: Re: All Purity tests wanted
Organization: Ntl Center for Atmospheric Research, Atmospheric Chemistry
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 20:26:19 GMT

Hi all,

I've been reading this 'can anyone please mail me any purity
test'-stuff for a while but I can't get through it. Could someone
PLEASE explain to a dump European what the heck this purity test is
and why everybody seems  to do anything to get one?

Thanks
       

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