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From: Mic.Oettinger@launchpad.unc.edu (Mic Oettinger)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Keywords: Funky Christian Names
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 1993 23:01:00 GMT

In article <C05FKs.DB@utdallas.edu> bcollins@utdallas.edu (ARLIN B COLLINS) writes:
>  my [now retired] dentist used to break-in a new assistant
>  (I was a patient for about 20 years, so I saw this done
>   two or three times)  by having the receptionist schedule
>   a fake appointment:  Mike Hunt.
>   Then he would wait for the new assisant to ask:
>     "Where is Mike Hunt?"
>  or "I wonder where Mike Hunt is?"
>  or "What has happened to Mike Hunt?"
>  or "Have you seen Mike Hunt?"
>  or "What does Mike Hunt look like?"
>  or  ....   ad nauseum....
>
>  Have a safe and Happy...
>
>-- 
> Arlin B Collins    Thu 31 Dec   Sun   Civil  Naut   Astro
> bcollins@utdallas.edu   rise:  07:30  07:03  06:32  06:02
> lat N32.9 long W096.9    set:  17:32  17:59  18:30  19:00


This reminds me of when I was prank-called in the midst of relatives by a
guy claiming to be Mike Hunt. I was very naive and repeated the name quite
a few times trying to place it. As my dad was glaring at me the caller
said my sister might remember who he is, so I yelled down the hallway,
"Leslie!" She opened her door and said "What?" I asked, "Do you know who
Mike Hunt is?" She asked "Who?" I said "Mike Hunt!" She said "No."
Meanwhile, my dad is saying in utter disgust "Hang up the phone, for
Christ's sake Michelle." It took me a week and suddenly it dawned on me. I
laughed my ass off just revelling in what my relatives must have been
thinking..
--
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     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
           internet:  laUNChpad.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80
From: Skip Vogt <skip@igc.apc.org>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: 28 Dec 92 13:01 PST
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Nf-ID: #R:1992Dec28.153042.17251@dickens.c:-1970048616:cdp:1453700022:000:601
Nf-From: cdp.UUCP!skip    Dec 28 13:01:00 1992


This reminds me of a story told by a colleague of mine who was on an
airplane one day seated next to someone whose native language was not
American English.
As the plane began its takeoff, the gentleman next to my colleague
began pushing the flight attendant call button furiously, but since
the flight attendants were all strapped in for takeoff, no one answered.
Finally, when the plane reached sufficient altitude, one of the female
flight attendants came down the aisle toward the gentleman, but he
began shouting:
"Lady! Lady!  I have been fingering you for 10 minutes and you
haven't come yet!"
From: babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: I surrounded by idiots !
Date: 30 Dec 92 13:25:11 GMT
Article-I.D.: blue.1226
Organization: University of Pittsburgh


I must have heard it wrong.

As I was walking by the living room, I heard on CNN that
some organized crime leader was shot by 25 people.

Only one of those bullets caused real damage ( he is blind now )
Otherwise he is in stable condition and recovering.

He refuses to assist the police in identifying any of the 25 attackers.

Who hired these hit men anyway ?
Did the hirer get his money back ?

- jon
From: 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: I am stumped, please help!
Date: 1 Jan 93 07:13:41 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1992Dec31.153651.24428@cs.brown.edu>, hm@cs.brown.edu (Harry Mamaysky) writes:
> In article <678@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca>, tmabthor@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Thomas M. Abthorpe) writes:
>> I was posed with this question recently and I cannot find an answer, my
>> online dictionary does not give the solution...
>> 
>> There are three words in the English language that end in 'gry'...
>> 
>> hungry
>> angry
>> *gry
>> 
>> Whatever might it be?
> 
> Well, in the online 7th edition of Webster's dictionary, I only got
> back two words with "gry" at the end: angry and hungry. Perhaps
> evidence that a third does not exist - at least according to Webster.
> 

Isn't Webster's the american dictionary? perhaps it's an uniquely english
term or city. but it might be something altogether different, such as
phonetics, or more like a riddle....

note a word could also pose a statement or question that might end in
"Gee, are why?" (I know it doesnt' make sense but it's just the beginnings
of an attempt to solve it... Ideas anyone?)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cduff@NeoSoft.com (C. Duff)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 17:35:16 GMT
Keywords: Funky Christian Names

In article <1992Dec31.053452.7537@aio.jsc.nasa.gov> stevel@aio.jsc.nasa.gov (Steve Lancaster) writes:
>A friend of mine has a daughter that goes to school with Shady Lear. And
>this is in a town famous for Ima Hog.

Actually, the poor woman's name was spelled Ima Hogg.  My parents used 
to tease us and tell us that there was also a Ura Hogg and Wera Hogg,
but Ima is the only real-life character.
From: st1ns@elroy.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Date: 30 Dec 1992 13:51 CST
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: elroy.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <18988@mindlink.bc.ca>, Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark) writes...
>AMERICAN English!?!?!?... Not bloody likely mate!!!  What ever happened to
>Her Majesty's English?
> 

I've been wondering about the deterioration there for a while myself.  
It appears that she now speaks what could only be considered a dialect 
of the central core language.  The mainstream version seems more closely 
related to the form found on the news broadcasts of both sides of the 
pond.  It's been amazing to me just how much like Canadians the BBC radio 
broadcasters have become.  But then, England is a small country which 
does not even entirely control the island on which it is found; English 
is a far broader concept and is no longer subject to Her Majesty's whims.
Or those of American pedants who would have us standardize the spellings
of various things.  Unlike French, which has an organization dedicated
to keeping control of the language out of the hands of the peasantry, 
English is defined by its users...and sometimes, misusers.

Just be glad we don't have to code in it.


  My wife went to Harvard and all I got was this lousy .sig!
      Russ Ault, aka st1ns@jetson.uh.edu 
      (For the moment, anyway.  I reserve the right to
       polymorph myself into something more formidable.)

Xref: sparky rec.humor:37275 rec.arts.movies:36437
From: greenkj@ucbeh.san.uc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Date: 2 Jan 93 12:02:20 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: Univ. of Cincinnati

In article <1hsg8pINNqf6@meaddata.meaddata.com>, davidg@meaddata.com (David Galehouse) writes:
> In article <1hqmn8INNht4@iskut.ucs.ubc.ca>, scottm@spruce.ppc.ubc.ca (Scott Morgan) writes:
> |> In article <schumach.725668846@convex.convex.com>, schumach@convex.com (Richard A. Schumacher) writes:
> |> |> 
> |> |> >>>>>So there's this new ad on North-American tv for Pepto-Bismol fast-acting
> |> |> >>>>>formula.  The scene involves a man who is having (ahem) abdominal distress
> |> |> >>>>>during a movie.  He has to leave the movie (and disturb all the people in
> |> |> >>>>>his row) because of it.  Fortunately Pepto-Bismol comes to the rescue.
> |> |> >>>>>The last cut shows the happy couple leaving the movie theatre, and there
> |> |> >>>>>is NOTHING on the movie marquee overhead!!! Here's the rec.humor challenge: 
> |> |> >>>>>what movie did they see?  What would you have liked to see on the marquee?  
> |> |> >>>>>How about:  "Logan's Run"?  Any other movie suggestions?
> |> |> >>>
> |> |> >>>>"Silent and Deadly".
> |> |> >>>>"The Black Hole"
> |> |> >>>
> |> |> >>>"Silent Running" 
> |> |> >>>"Run Silent, Run Deep"
> |> |> >>>"See You Next Wednesday"
> |> |> >>>"Bringing Up Baby"
> |> |> >>>"48 Hours"
> |> |> >>
> |> |> >>The Blob
> |> |> >>A River Runs Through It
> |> |> >>Squeeze Play
> |> |> >>City Slickers
> |> |> >>Lethal Weapon
> |> |> >>Deliverance
> |> |> >
> |> |> >Howard's End
> |> |> 
> |> |> "That Uncertain Feeling"
> |> |> "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
> |> |> "Popi"
> |> |> "Birth Of A Nation"
> |> |> "My Dinner With Andre"
> |> |> "Diner"
> |> |> "Eating Raoul"
> |> |> "Seven Days In May"
> |> |> "Some Like It Hot"
> |> |> "Night Moves"
> |> |> 
> |> |> 
> |> |> 
> |> |> 
> |> |> 
> |> |> 
> |> How about  "King Ralph" ?
> 
> Two more: "High Anxiety"
>           "Blazing Saddles"
> 
> -- 
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>  Mead Data Central  | davidg@meaddata.com                             
>  P.O. Box 933       | Any opinions expressed                          
>  Dayton, OH  45401  | are mine, not MDC's.

Every Which Way But Loose???
From: ynecgan@cid.aes.doe.CA (Greg Neill)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Date: 29 Dec 92 19:51:51 GMT
Organization: Environment Canada (CID), Dorval, QC

In article <NAEEM.92Dec29104546@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:

  [ semi-amusing anecdote deleted ]

>Although true stories, passing around anecdotes like this "for a laugh"
>further enhance stereotyping of "foreigner"s as speaking "funny english".
>
>Naeem Mohaiemen

  That is correct.  What's your point?
-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dwiseman@spsd630a.erim.org (Dave Wiseman)
Subject: Re: Bumper Stickers
In-reply-to: mlsmith@reed.edu's message of 22 Dec 92 10:22:36 GMT
Organization: Environmental Research Institute of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan
	<Treble-171292135751@asc438.asc.slb.com>
	<1992Dec22.102236.13898@reed.edu>
Distribution: usa
Date: 22 Dec 92 07:35:56

In article <1992Dec22.102236.13898@reed.edu> mlsmith@reed.edu (Marty L. Smith) writes:

>   Visualize Rioting

I always liked:		Visualize Whirled Peas


--
David Wiseman              dwiseman@erim.org
Environmental Research Institute of Michigan

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Subject: Family reunions
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 21:11:08 GMT


I saw a standup act on A&E at the Improv, forgot his name......

"I hate family reunions.  And whenever I go back home, I'm reminded
why.  Our family wouldn't do too well in a DNA test.  Maybe a
DNB-, some incompletes,..."
-- 
Dave Bushong, Wang Laboratories, Inc.   Amateur Radio Callsign KZ1O
Project Leader, OCR products            kz1o@n0ary.#noca.ca.na
Internet: dbushong@wang.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: intgrec@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov (CHRIS GREB)
Subject: RE: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date: 22 Dec 1992 14:17 EST  

In article <1992Dec22.093533.16805@ncrcae.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM> seifert@yesac
ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM (Rick.Seifert) writes:

>In article <25148.1065.uupcb@satalink.com> vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco)  writes:
>>In the 60's, when I was in High School, there was a rash of 
>>a kind of joke I had never hear before or since, and I'm 
>>wondering if it was unique to us, or the region, or whatever.  
>>The jikes literally made no sense at all and I guess that's 
>>where the humor came from.  Does anyone remember anything 
>>like these:
>>
>>Q:  Why is an orange?
>>A:  Because motorcycles dont have windshields.
>>
>>or:
>>
>>Q:  What's the difference between an orange?
>>A:  The refrigerator has to be turned off.
>>
>>TIA for any valid responses.
>>
> 
>Two thoughts on this:
> 
>1) My father told us "joke" all our lives which made no sense to us.  He did
>this over and over until we always answered with the correct response. 
> 
>Q) Why do pigs whistle?
>A) Because Ice Cream has no bones
> 
>2) Sometime during the early or mid seventies we had a set of jokes we called
>refrigerator jokes.  It was more of a set up than a real joke.  Several of
>us would get together ahead of time and plan to laugh real hard at an 
>the prescribed "punchline" to see if we could make someone else laugh.  Then we
>would embarrass the new guy by asking him why he was laughing.
> 
>The refrigerator joke I remember went something like this:
> 
>There were three elephants in a bathtub, a mama elephant, a daddy elephant, and
>a baby elephant.  The mama elephant turned to the daddy elephant and asked,
>"Do you have the bar of soap", the daddy elephant turned to the baby elephant
>and asked, ""Do you have the bar of soap?", and the baby elephant replied,
>"What do you think I am, a refrigerator?" <----Punchline
> 
I've heard a similar joke, only it was two elephants and when the first 
asked for the soap, the second replied "No soap, radio" (that's the 
"punchline")

We still get a pretty good laugh out of the punchline.  It's sort of become 
an inside joke with myself and my friends from school.

	-- Chris
>>
>>--- WinQwk 2.0 a#0
>>
From: cobra@jab.tucson.az.us (Ken Thompson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Keywords: Funky Christian Names
Date: 28 Dec 92 15:11:52 GMT
Organization: Just Another Bbs. Tucson, AZ

jimgar@scorch.apana.org.au (Jim Garner) writes:

> cduff@NeoSoft.com (C. Duff) writes:
> 
> |My mom's got a newspaper clipping of a guy named Alf Hart (sounds like
> |I'll fart) and my dad went to school with a guy named Louis Stool.  
> |His nickname was Lou (loose stool).
> 
> My favourite is: Ophelia Dix.
> 
> -- 
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Jim Garner B.Math (Newcastle NSW Australia) - jimgar@scorch.apana.org.au
> 

 
My wife claims to have gone to school with a girl named Candy Kain...

(I say claim only because we went to different schools...  :)  )
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From: pthirose@fajita.engr.ucdavis.edu (Paul Hirose)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Request: "Feminist" type jokes
Date: 29 Dec 92 07:46:23 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor

I was recently cleaning out some of my -really- old mail/news folders,
and came across this joke which I subsequently showed a female friend
of mine.  She thought it was great, and was wondering if there was more
like it.  I have no idea where this "The Rules" things came from, as
I have no header/signature or any other attribution.  I won't post the whole
thing I have, just in case this joke "belongs" to someone, or whateer
other legal problems may exist.

An excerpt of the "joke"...
"
                      THE RULES (*)

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in
effect in every relationship.

1.  The female always makes the rules.

2.  These rules are subject to change at any time without prior
    notification.

3.  No male can possibly know all the rules.
    ----------------------------------------

4.  If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
    immediately change some or all of the rules.

5.  The female is never wrong.
    --------------------------

...[parts 6-14 deleted]...
"

Incidentally, if there is more to this piece (I have "rules 1-14")
I would appreciate it if people could forward me the balance.  If anyone
recognizes the source of this piece, I'd appreciate that too...so I
can maintain the proper attributions.  If anyone wants this piece, I'll
be happy to mail it to them...and offhand, if anyone feels like adding
to this 'rule book', that might prove interesting as well.

Anyway, if anyone has any jokes like this, or knows where I can get some
(be it a book, or whatever else...I'm perfectly happy in buying a
book, if someone coud point one out) I'd appreciate it very much.  I
think she'd enjoy reading more of this kind of joke :)

Replies, preferably by mail, although posts are ok too.
If replies are posted, I'd appreciate it ify ou would maintain the
subject line (with a possible "Re:") so I can scan for it.

Thanks again.


-- 
Paul Hirose		     pthirose@rosarita.engr.ucdavis.edu
Computer Science Student     I speak for me, not the university (disclaimer)
From: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: funny joke!
Date: 22 Dec 92 07:14:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: SYNAPSE BBS - GATINEAU, QUEBEC - 819-561-4321
Reply-To: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 

From: doug.hewko@synapse.org

Q: What does bungee jumping and prostitution have in common?



























A: They both cost over $100, and if the rubber breaks with either of 
them, you're dead. 

               Doug
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From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: MST3K: Apology
Date: 29 Dec 92 14:10:11 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

It's called alt.tv.mst3k

objoke:

Two guys meet in a bar.  The first one says to the second, "I like you.
Let me buy you a drink."  The second man says, "That's very nice of you.
I'll have 12 martinis."

The first guy sets him up with 12 martinis, and the second guy chugs them
all.  The first man says, "Can I buy you another 12?"  The second man says,
"Sure."  He sets him up with 12 more martinis, and the second guy chugs them
too.

Then he gets up, walks over to the wall, walks up the wall, across the ceiling,
down the opposite wall, and out the door.

The first man says to the bartender, "Have you ever seen anything like that?"

The bartender replies, "Oh, don't mind him, he never says goodnight to anyone."
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless
From: sweide@uceng.uc.edu (Steven Weide)
Subject: A Reminder
Organization: University of Cincinnati
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 17:23:11 GMT


Remember, only 364 more shopping days untilo Christmas.

Steve
From: zakaib@mdavcr.mda.ca (Daniel Zakaib)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER?
Date: 22 Dec 92 22:04:31 GMT
Organization: /etc/organization

In article <25148.1065.uupcb@satalink.com> vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco) writes:
>In the 60's, when I was in High School, there was a rash of 
>a kind of joke I had never hear before or since, and I'm 
>wondering if it was unique to us, or the region, or whatever.  
>The jikes literally made no sense at all and I guess that's 
>where the humor came from.  Does anyone remember anything 
>like these:
>
>Q:  Why is an orange?
>A:  Because motorcycles dont have windshields.
>
[Other Dumb joke deleted]

You probably don't see 'em anymore because they are so dumb that any butthead 
can make one up. But I know what you mean, if you're in the right mood one of
these could be hilarious. My personal favourite :

Q: What did the lettuce say to the salt?
A: Ooo, you make me close my eyes

-Zak
From: carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Far Side Died
Date: 30 Dec 92 18:35:37 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha


	What happened to the favorite far side thread? I had only posted
ten of my absolute number one favorite far side(s).

	I like the one about the elk/deer.

	Two elk couples are in the living room of one of the couple's.
The husband of the entertaining elk has a contraption that basically has
two headlights on a pole, and he's shining them at the other couple on
the couch. The couch elk are mesmerized by the headlights. The wife of
the entertaining elk is saying, "OK, I think they're sufficiently amazed
at your little headlight contraption."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sml@mfltd.co.uk (Shaun Lowry)
Subject: Re: baby jokes if u please.
Organization: Micro Focus Ltd., Newbury, UK
Distribution: mf
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 11:00:06 GMT


In article <1992Dec22.094842.17682@ncrcae.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM>, seifert@yesac.ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM (Rick.Seifert) writes:
> In article <1992Dec22.104507.19017@reed.edu> mlsmith@reed.edu (Marty L. Smith) writes:
> >In article <queue.724656153@du139-201.cc.iastate.edu> queue@iastate.edu (Rob Ludwick) writes:

[sicko baby jokes deleted]

OK, you asked for them...

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a baggie

Q: What's green and sits in a corner?
A: The same baby after 3 weeks

Q: What's red and goes thump-thump-thump?
A: A baby tied to a truck wheel

Q: How do you get 100 babies into a barrel?
A: Use a food processor

Q: How do you get them back out?
A: Doritos

Q: What's worse than 3 dead babies in a trashcan?
A: One dead baby in 3 trashcans

And my fave...

Q: What's red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in it's eyes

    Shaun

"Mother, I've found a wondrous new way to kill wasps!"
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rpaulos@pmeh-po.pmeh.uiowa.edu
Subject: re: test
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 21:23:05 GMT
Organization: Preventive Medicine and Environmental Health, U of Iowa

In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman) writes:
>> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berkeley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
>>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
>>> This is starting to make me snore.
>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
>Or is it porn,which is hard core.?
Let's ask Tipper Gore.

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From: v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Candian Humor
Date: 21 Dec 92 17:50:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Dec20.213711.7663@nmsu.edu>, dtasman@NMSU.edu (Dan Tasman) writes...
>I think they already do ... ever check out the size of the bathrooms at the  
>Walden Galleria?  

Too often.

> 
>obCheektowagaJokes:
> 
>	What's the difference between trash and a Cheektowaga girl?
>	Trash gets taken out at least once a week.
> 
>	Why do trees in Buffalo point east?
>	Because Cheektowaga sucks! 
> 
>And there's this little polka I've had the pleasure to hear ... it contains  
>ethnic slurs that might be offensive to Polish-Americans, particularly those  
>from the eastern suburbs of Buffalo.  Flames will be ignored.
> 
>	Cheektowaga, Lancaster, Depew, Sloan!
>	Dose are de places da' Polacks call home!
>	Bra ha ha ha!
> 
>	Tree betroom ranch house, Bingo at St. Sten's!
>	Eighty seven K-Car, volunteer firemen!
>	Bra ha ha ho!
> 
>	Genesee Cream Ale, Galleria Mall!
>	Dyngus Day at Town Park, we've got it all!
>	Bra ha ha he!
> 
>--

Oh God! I love it! It's so apt! Whatever are you doing down in New Mexico so
far from home-keeping warm,perhaps?


						Dan Case
				(Not a native Buffalonian, but engaged
				to one)
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