From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: a.f.m-p FAQ
Date: 6 Nov 92 02:12:01 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>Question 1	How can you tell he's the King?
>Question 2	Is your name not Bruce, then?
>Question 3 	How does Anne Elk's (not an elk) Brontasaurus theory go?  
>Question 3b	Whose theory is it?
>Question 4	There is NO QUESTION 4!!!
>Question 5	Would you stand up, please? (Ka-BOOOM!!)
>Question 6	Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard?
>Question 7	What about point-ed sticks?
>Question 8	What do we do with witches?
>Question 9	Lemon Curry?
>Question 10	Why did you say 'Good Morning'?
>Question 11	What are you doing with that nectari...URRGH! <thump>
>Question 12	Would you like a 16 ton weight dropped on top of _you_,Eric?
>Question 13	Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
>Question 14	Do you want to come back to my place?
>Question 14b	Bouncy, bouncy?
>Question 15	Do you want to come upstairs...or have you come to arrange a holiday?
>Question 16	What's that penguin doing on the telly?
>Question 17a	What is your name?
>Question 17b	What is your quest?
>Question 17ci	What is your favorite color?
>Question 17cii	What is the air-speed velocity of a sparrow?
>Question 18	Could somebody post the script for ****** ?
>Question 19	Could somebody post the words to ****** ?
>Question 20	Are you insinuating something?
>Question 21	Can we borrow your head for a piece of animation?
>Question 22	Did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's mountains green?
>Question 23	Did somebody here say "mattress" to Mr. Lambert?
>Question 24a	What do we mean when we talk about things?
>Question 24b	What do I mean by the word "mean"?
>Question 24c	What do I mean by the word "word"?
>Question 24d	What do I mean by "what do I mean"?
>Question 24e	What do I mean by wasting your time like this?
>Question 25	Do you have any cheese at all in this shop?
>Question 26	Does it talk?
>Question 27	How are things in Belfast?
>Question 28	Oh, "What is my THEORY?"..Yes...
>Question 29	(not heard) Answer: (looks at shoe) ...Eight and a half.
>Question 30	What does "aka" stand for?
>Question 31	Que?
>Question 32	Is the Third Test in here?
>Question 33	Dinsdale?
>Question 34	What's all this then?
>Question 35	You mean poo-poos?
>Question 36	Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?
>Question 37	What do penguins eat?
>Question 37a	Henri Bergson?
>Question 38	Is your wife a....a goer?
>Question 39	What? What's that a chicken up there?
>Question 40	Are you Brian of Nazareth?
>Question 41	Did she have a dueling scar just here...and a hook?
>Question 42	Is 'e down at the pub?
>Question 43	Laden or unladen swallow?
>Question 44	Prawn Salad??
>Question 45	Where are the fillings?
>Question 46	Why don't you steal something useful, like gold or silver or jewelry?
>Question 47	Where'd you get the coconuts?
>Question 48	Shall I wait here, then?
>Question 49	It's much of a replacement then, is it?
>Question 50	Excuse me...Miss?
>Question 50a	Whatchu mean, Miss?
>Question 51	Can we have your liver, then?
>Question 52	Where can I get a license for Eric, my pet Halibut?
>Question 52a	Are *all* your pets named Eric?





     WE HAVE A FAQ!!!!!
     (even thouhg you forgot the words to the philosopher's song!)

MNSio     
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