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From: cleo@cheshire.oxy.edu (NileQueen)
Subject: Re: WHAT IS THE REST OF LIMERICK
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 05:15:55 GMT

In article <1992Apr08.233112.5732@onetouch.COM> csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith) writes:
>djjames@cup.portal.com (Daniel J James) writes:
>
>>>On Three's Company (remember w/John Ritter?), there was a limerick he
>>>was about to say.  The beginning of it went something like this:
>>>
>>>There was a girl from Nantucket,
>>>...........
>>>After that Jack was interrupted.  Was there one in existence?
>
>>There once was a girl from Nantucket
>>who went up to heaven in a bucket.
>>St. Peter was there
>>and asked for her fare
>>so she lifted her skirt and said "Fuck it"
>
>
>Actually, I originally heard this as a two-part limeric:
>
>There once was a man from Nantucket
>Who kept all his gold in a bucket.
>   His daughter, named Nan,
>   Ran off with a man,
>And as for the bucket, Nan tuck et!
>
>He followed the two to Pawtucket
>(The man and the girl with the bucket).
>   He said to the man,
>   "You're welcome to Nan."
>But, as for the bucket, Paw tuck et!
>
>
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>:: Columbus, OH                                  ...!uunet!onetouch!csmith ::
>::::::::::::::: "Life is a fulltime occupation."--Gene Kalman :::::::::::::::
Actually,there IS more to this limerick..too bad I don't know it though,
anyone....anyone....?

                                        -Cleopatra

 

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From: cheese@next05wor.wam.umd.edu (Jason Steinhorn)
Subject: Re: Dumb Feminine Products (Was Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK)
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 05:24:38 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.215409.10280@phx.mcd.mot.com> gjl@phx.mcd.mot.com  
(George Lloyd) writes:
> In article <1992Apr14.125730.6639@oz.plymouth.edu>  
michaelc@oz.plymouth.edu (Mike Clark) writes:
> >that this is good advertising.  I HAVE NEVER heard anyone say "Gosh
> >that Cathy Rigby sure does skate good during her heavy flow"
> 
> Wasn't Cathy Rigby a gymnast?

Do you ever get that, "Not so fresh feeling?"

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From: burtonr@coma.Colorado.EDU (Richard Burton)
Subject: Re: Helen Keller Jokes
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 18:58:07 GMT

In article <uslave.702885002@mcl> uslave@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu (KJS @ucsb.mcl) writes:
>In <i88yiB12w164w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> william.bbs@cybernet.cse.fau.edu writes:
>
>>> That's all I can remember for now, anyone else?
>
>>more...
>>               How'd she burn her left cheek (face!)?
>>                  -answered iron
>>               How'd she burn right cheek?
>>                  -they called back
>
>more...
>		Why is her leg yellow?
>		   -her dog's blind, too
>                Why does she have holes in her face?
>		   -she was eating with a fork

How did Helen keller lose her hand? 

She tried to read a stop sign.

[RIMSHOT]
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Subject: Re: Oxymorons wanted...
From: dlovely@desire.wright.edu (Captain Chaos)
Date: 13 Apr 92 10:37:06 EST
Reply-To: dlovely@desire.wright.edu

From article <299@sbmsg1.UUCP>, by acw@sbmsg1.UUCP (Alvin White):
> I can't believe that I haven't seen this one
> 
> RAP MUSIC

Thought on above:
	Every time I hear a good rap song, some black guys start talking
on top of it!


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From: srl@phyast.nhn.uoknor.edu (Steve Levengood)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: elephant jokes
Date: 9 Apr 92 19:25:41 GMT
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK, USA

Here's a few of my favorites:

Q:  Whats grey and comes in quarts?
A:  An elephant.

Q:  Where's an elephant's sex orgins?
A:  In his feet, 'cause if he steps on you you're fucked.

Q:  What do you do if you come across an elephant?
A:  Whipe it off.

Q:  What do you do if you come across a whole herd of elephants?
A:  Congradulations!

and in an related vein:  

Q:  What does a walrus and tupperware have in common?
A:  They both like a tight seal.

-Steve
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From: st186@Rosie.UH.EDU
Subject: Re: "Make like a..."
Reply-To: st186@Rosie.UH.EDU
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 03:17:36 GMT

>>>>>>>Make like the wind and blow.
>>>>>>Make like a tree and leave.
>>>>>>Make like a fetus and head out.
>>>>>>I'm off like a dirty shirt.
>>>>>I'm off like a prom dress.
>>>>Make like a banana and split.
>>>>Make a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
>>>Make like a drum and beat it.
>> Make like horse shit and hit the trail.
>Make like a bird a flock off.
....make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here.
....make like a missile and cruise.
....make like an abortion and head out early.
....make like a baby and head out.
....make like a drummer and beat it.
....make like a bee and buzz off.
....make like diarrhea and run.
....make like a tire and hit the road.
....make like Linda Lovelace and blow.
....make like a terrorist and blow this place.
....make like a busboy and get the fork out of here.
....make like a douche and get the fuck out of there.
....make like a strawberry and jam.
....make like traffic and jam.
....make like stockings and run.
....make like a sock and run.
....make like a bread truck and haul buns.
....make like the devil and get the hell out of here.
....make like a banana and split.
....make like the Red Sea and split.
....make like the Red Sea and part.
....make like an amoeba and split.
....make like the wind and blow.
....make like a tomato and ketch-up.
....make like a driver and Keep On Truckin'.
....make like a teamster and Keep On Truckin'.
....make like lightning and bolt.
....make like a nut and bolt.
....make like a rectum and get the shit out of here.
....make like a donkey's dick and hit the road.
....make like [insert name of unpopular politician or personality] and blow.
....make like Michael Jackson and "Beat it!"
....make like a hippy and blow this place.
....make like Santa Claus and leave our presents (presence)!
....make like Tom and Cruise.
....make like a Hewlett Packard Laser Printer and jet.
....make like a jacket and zip.
....make like a magnet and flux off.
....make like Levi's and fade away.
....make like a bowel and move.
....make like a tie and hang around some more.
....make like a botanist and leaf.
....make like a dog and flea.
....make like a register and shift.
....make like an unstructured program, and go (to).
....make like Houdini and disappear.
....make like a mongrel and get lost.
....make like a teeny-bopper singer and fade away.
....make like a football and kickoff.
....make like a baseball player and home-run.
....make like a pound and quid (quit).
....make like a jet and zoom.
....make like an airplane and take off.
....make like a hat and go on ahead.
....make like an atom and split.
....make like a Catholic and pull out.
....make like a {priest, minister, exorcist, ...} and get the hell out of here.
....make like rain and get the hail out of here.
I'm going to take a sedimental journey and precipitate out of here.
Let us leave (lettuce leaf).
I'm off like the brides pajamas.
Put an egg in your shoe and beat it.
Act like yesterday's lunch, go down and out the back.
From: 890139w@aucs.acadiau.ca (John Weatherbie)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Humorous euphamisms for screwing...
Date: 10 Apr 92 21:36:50 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

washburn@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca (Kim Washburn CSD) writes:

>In article <2305@carto.mdavcr.mda.ca> ewm@mdavcr.mda.ca (Eric W. Mitchell) writes:
>>
>>Doing battle with the purple helmeted warrior.

>I heard it this way

>Doing battle with the one eyed purple helmeted warrior of love.

Another one from here at Acadia.
	Doin her up with the one-eyed, purple-striped Yogurt thrower.
john

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From: awv0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ALAN WRIGHT VEROSTICK)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sam Kinnison
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:37:38 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Apr14.141440.12945@rock.concert.net>, evans@jazz.concert.net (La
rry Evans) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.130853.2667@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (
Michael T Freeman) writes:
>>kurts@hpnmdla.sr.hp.com (Kurt Strain) writes:
>>
>>>There's one silver lining about the death of Sam Kinnison:  Now we don't
>>>have to listen to him anymore
>>
>>      I'll second that. . . !
>>--
>>                                              Michael Freeman
>>                                              mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
>
>
>Who forced you to listen to him before?  I'll logged off now, so I won't
>be force to read your shit!
>
>.
>I heard that the first thing that the driver of the truck said after the
accident was "Look at my beautiful truck!"

Regard for human life--->0

Tarkus

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From: cummingc@CS.ColoState.EDU (christopher cummings)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons wanted...
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:07:58 GMT
Distribution: rec.humor
Organization: Colorado State University, Computer Science Department

Isn't an oxymoron just an idiot that uses too much pimple medicine?


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From: BSS_GRAEME@vd.seqeb.gov.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WHAT IS THE REST OF LIMERICK
Date: 8 Apr 92 10:44:15 EST
Organization: South East Queensland Electricity Board

In article <92097.115054C9M5R@ASUACAD.BITNET>, C9M5R@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:
> Article-I.D.: ASUACAD.92097.115054C9M5R
> Organization: Arizona State University
> Lines: 13
> 
> On Three's Company (remember w/John Ritter?), there was a limerick he
> was about to say.  The beginning of it went something like this:
> 
> There was a girl from Nantucket,
> ...........
	There was a young man of Nantucket,
	Who's prick was so long he could suck it.
	He said with a grin,
	As he wiped off his chin,
	"If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!"

	
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From: gross@befvax.uchicago.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK
Date: 9 Apr 92 19:52:58 GMT
Reply-To: gross@befvax.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago, Dept of Molecular Genetics

In article <53991@hydra.gatech.EDU>, gt0501c@prism.gatech.EDU (Ben Combee) writes:
>In <1992Apr8.152358.15066@visus.com> atf@porkchop.visus.com (Annie Franusich) writes:
>>I think Pepsi's made a real boo-boo with their new slogan, "I've gotta  
>>have it!".  Reminds me of a Spike Lee film of a few years back.. (She's  
>>Gotta Have It) ;>)
>
>What makes this commercial even more funny is that one of the "Gotta have
>it people" is convicted rapist Mike Tyson.  Looks like he had to get it!

Actually, I think it's funnier that Ben thinks that Bo Jackson is
Mike Tyson. 

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I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.
From: sram@lccinc.UUCP (Sidharth Ram)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: OverExtended OpCodes
Date: 13 Apr 92 16:47:32 GMT
Organization: LCC Inc., Arlington VA


While on the subject of Maybebol,  how about the extension
to assembler ? a partial list of opcodes I came across.
i do not who who should be credited.

               OverExtended OpCodes
               ___________________

BCF - Branch on chip box full
BD  - Backspace Disk.
BF  - Blow Fuse.
BNL - Become a neo-Luddite.
BNR - Branch for No Reason
BPM - Become a Psych major
BTI - Blow Trumpet immediately
CRN - Convert to Roman Numerals
DAC - Divide and Conquer
DO - Divide and Overflow (IBM PC)
DWIW - Do What I want
ECF - Explode and catch fire
EDR - Emit Deadly Radiation
EPD - Explode Peripheral Device
EROS - Erase Read-Only storage (Everex int)
GCR - Generate Confusing results
ICR - Incur Costly repair (Sun Tempest)
MTE - Mangle Tape on exit
MUG - Make Ugly Graphics
NPN - No Program Necessary (VAX)
OMC - Overheat memory chip
OPI - Order Pizza Immediately
OU - Offend User
POP - Pop or Push
PPC - Purge Pascal Compiler (HP 3000)
POU - Perform Unknown Operation
ROM - Read operators Mind
PCS - Push to Centre of Stack.
SD - Slip Disk
SUP - Shred user printout
TOW - Take Over WOrld
SSD - Stop and scratch disk (3815)
TET - Triple Execution TIme (SUN)


siddharth
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From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Subject: Re: Real Student
Organization: /usr/local/rn/organization
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 15:30:50 GMT

In article <1992Apr3.030140.8854@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU> amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog) writes:
>In article <22200050@hpcvnb.CV.HP.COM> 
>  moursund@hpcvnb.CV.HP.COM (David_Moursund) writes:
>>Fingernails?!?  You had fingernails?  I should be so lucky as to have
>>had fingernails!  Those got pulled out when we registered.  And we had  
>>to pull out all our own teeth, and sell them to pay for our food.  (We
>>only got to eat once a week.  It wasn't really food, but just the  
>>chance to dig through the discarded surgical dressing in the dumpster
>>behind the veteran's hospital, looking for anything edible.)  To turn
>>in our assignments, we had to tear off patches of our own skin to use
>>for paper...  And we didn't have any blood to use for ink (because we
>>sold all of it to pay tuition), and no teeth or fingernails to scratch
>>into the skin with, so we had to give ourselves compound fractures, 
>>and use the jagged broken ends of our femurs as engraving tools.  And
>>we didn't have the pleasure of having our family beat us, no sir.  We
>>weren't allowed families.  Anyone suspected of having a family was
>>promptly expelled, after being drawn and quartered, and sprinkled with
>>rock salt.  You got to be chased and mangled by wild dogs?  You lucky
>>sod!  Only the top student in our class got to be chased and mangled
>>by a wild dog... And it wasn't even a real wild dog, it was just one
>>of the loonies from the bedlam, wearing a banner that said "wild dog".
>>What I wouldn't have given to be chased and mangled by a wild dog...
>>Luxury!  
>
>OH YEAH?!?!?!?!  Well, I had to take Physics for 4 fucking semesters. 

You win.
>


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From: aj064@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Frederick S. Hance)
Subject: Re: List of : -)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 92 21:44:23 GMT


	I'd like a list to.
 thanks


 	

Sam aj064
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From: guptaa@.alleg.edu (Godfather)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Star Trek TNG episodes that I'd like to see
Date: 7 Apr 92 02:08:45 GMT
Organization: Allegheny College

In article <92096.142738AOKXC@ASUACAD.BITNET> AOKXC@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:
*It was Denise Crosby (Tasha Yar) that was in Playboy, not Troi. . .

WHICH ONE ? ? ?  ? ?  PLEASE TELL!!!!!!!
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From: jeffj@ultra.com (Jeff Johnson)
Subject: Re: Army song
Reply-To: jeffj@ultra.com (Jeff Johnson)
Organization: Ultra Network Technologies
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 16:35:22 GMT

This is not an army song, it's a school song, but it's sung to the
music of the Air Force theme song.  BTW, it's from Mad Magazine
(from an issue when I was a kid, so must have been in the 70's).

Off we go
Into the lunchroom, yonder
Pushing girls outta the way

Forward boys
Start moving down the counter
Grab your grub, fill up your tray

Try the beans
They were prepared last Friday
And the meat's tough as a mule

The soup is cold,
The bread's got mold, yeeaaach!
Anything beats the lunchroom at school




This is not an army song, it's an election song, and it's sung to
the music of the Marines hymn.  It is also from an old Mad Magazine.
Just how old?  Well, the words pretty much give it away.

From the vaults of Chase Manhattan bank
To a zillion shares of stock
We will vote for Rockefeller (sp?), boys
'Cause he's richer than Fort Knox

Although he'd make a lousy candidate
We really must never forget
He's the only guy who's got the bucks
To pay off the U.S. debt.
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From: vaccaro@novavax.UUCP (N. Trafford Vaccaro)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bar Joke
Summary: You win if you make the horse nod yes/no
Date: 15 Apr 92 07:01:05 GMT
Organization: Nova University, Fort Lauderdale, FL

> One of my favorites:
> 
> Guy goes into a bar and sees this bucket of money infornt of this old horse,
> so he asks the guy in the bar what is up? So they tell him you put a $5 in
> the bucket and if you can make the horse laugh you get all the money. So 
> the guy says ok sure he put's his $5 in there whispers in the horse's ear
> and all of a sudden this horse is laughing I mean he's rolling on the
> floor so the guy takes the money and leaves. A couple of month's later
> the guy walks back into the bar and the money in the bucket is substansial (sp?
> and  this time they tell him he has to make the horse cry so he goes over
> to the horse and does something and the horse starts crying. I mean this
> horse is ready to commit suicide, So the guy takes the money. Then the guy's
> in the bar ask him "Look we have to know what did you do?" and the guy
> replies "Well the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and
> the second time I showed him."
> 
Ahhh, yes, that reminds me of an old tale I once heard in a little town
on the prairie. It seems this old gent had a horse, and he wanted to
make some money with it. Everyone knows that a horse can stand on three
legs, two legs, and sometimes even one leg. But the old gent figured 
that he would place an ad in the paper offering $10,000 to anyone who
could make his horse stand on NO legs. The catch was, each person who
tried had to pay $500 up front.

People from all over the state came to pay their $500 and give it a try.
For a month, mesmerists, hypnotists, levitationists, magicians, even physicists
tried and failed. One day, a limo pulled up and a little man jumped out
of the car and told the old gent that he could do it. The old gent
smiled and took the $500 and watched. The little man went to the car,
took out a baseball bat, walked over to the horse, and smashed it in
the nodules with the bat. The horse jumped and all four feet left the
ground. The old gent paid the little man the $10,000.

The old gent needed a way to make money, especially after that big loss.
Now, everyone knows a horse can't nod "yes" or "no" the way humans do.
So he put an ad in the paper, with the same deal as before, this time
giving the person who could make his horse nod yes or no $20,000.

The same bunch of magicians and scientists came from all over the state,
and more from all around the country, each paying the new $1000 fee.

A limo pulled up. The same little man got out of the car and paid the
old gent the $1000. "He'll never do it this time", thought the old gent.
The little man walked over to the horse with the same bat. 

He asked the horse, "Do you remember me?" and the horse nodded yes.
"Do you want me to do to you what I did last time?" and the horse
nodded no.

The little man collected his $20,000 and left.
From: sly9y@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: "Make like a..."
Date: 13 Apr 92 11:26:59 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

In article <1992Apr10.170046.1959@yogi.hsc.ucalgary.ca>, steve@yogi.hsc.ucalgary.ca writes:
>>>>>>>Make like the wind and blow.
>>>>>>Make like a tree and leave.
>>>>>>Make like a fetus and head out.
>>>>>>I'm off like a dirty shirt.
>>>>>I'm off like a prom dress.
>>>>Make like a banana and split.
>>>>Make a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
>>>Make like a drum and beat it.
>> Make like horse shit and hit the trail.
> Make like a bird a flock off.
Make like a baby, and head on out

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From: m_cole@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (M Cole)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: elephant jokes
Date: 9 Apr 92 16:34:42 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England

In article <1992Apr6.144252.1@mdcbbs.com> rivero@mdcbbs.com writes:
>In article <robinson.15@odie.ee.wits.ac.za>, robinson@odie.ee.wits.ac.za (Michael Robinson) writes:
>> Dear all
>> 
>> Please feel free to mail more elephant jokes to me, as well as an assessment 
>> of the ordering of some of the jokes.  Please use e-mail since my news is 
>> erratic.  Please anyone, also mail me an up to date list of things you call 
>> stupid people, since I lost that thread.
>> 
>
>  What are the dark spots between elephants toes?
>Slow natives!
>
>What do elephants use for tampons?
>Sheep!
>

What do elephants use for vibrators?
Epileptic pigmies.
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