From: rajain@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian
Subject: Re: United we stand for S. Doki..
Date: 5 Oct 92 12:13:50 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.013119.15341@ncsu.edu>, rsingh@eos.ncsu.edu (Ranbir Singh) writes:
> GO DOKI.....
> We're all behind you. We undersigned SINCERELY feel that there is a
> feeling of hatred & animosity against Mr S. Doki by the followers of
> Anti-Dokist movement have crossed all the boundaries network etiquettes
> and decency. These postings against Mr Doki remind me of 1933 Germany
> when a man's fundamental rights of freedom of speech & thought were
> snatched by the Totalitarian regime of  Nazi Germany.
> 
> In this era of enlightenment and supposed tolerance for other human
> beings, we are unfortunate to have these masses of "politically correct"
> people who becauase of their utter lack of sense of humor are not 
>  able to appreciate Mr Doki's literary skills [1].  Agreed that Mr
> Doki's humor is way ahead of his times (not unlike D H Lawrence when he
> wrote Lady Chatterely's lover) and not everyone is expected to have the
> perspicacity  to comprehend it, these "luchhe lafange" need to have
> respect for his rights from the first amendment. 
> 
> Considering all this unnecesary & inhuman bashing of Mr Suresh Doki we
> hereby declare  the foundation of "SOCIETY FOR PREVENTION OF CRUELTY
> AGAINST DOKI (SP-CAD)".
>  
> We exhort all like-minded, right-thinking men (and women too since Mr
> Doki is tall dark & handsome ;-) [2]) to voice their support Mr Doki
> THINK TANK so as to salvage his reputation & intellectual integrity
> from being decimated by uncouth tartars (like Potluri, Nimmala, Deepak, 
> Ravi and Venugopal). I can't describe the pain and agony we are going
> through right now as we utter/type your names YUCK YUCK YUCHHHH.. 
> 
> We propose our agenda for SP-CAD
> 
> 	1. A honorary doctorate should be bestowed from the highest literary
> institutes of the world (Eg. the five IITs and maybe MIT : We hope this
> for once &  all prove to the ignorant ones the unchallenged  supremacy
> of IITs [3]).
> 
> 	2. For people who belong to the upper echelons of the world community
> in terms of their IQ levels, we propose the formation of alt.fan.HIGH_IQ.DOKI.
> 
> 	3. Ban the likes of YUCKIES [4] (eg. Potluri, Nimmala, Deepak Ravi and
> Venugopal).
> 
> 	4. DOKI FOR WORLD PREMIERSHIP ( and that for once & all settles the
> issue of the supremacy of Indian culture (i.e World culture for the
> future) over Western decadence (i.e culture) [5].
> 
> 	5. Educate the likes of YUCKIES on the philosophy, literature and
> profound futuristic visions of Dokism vis-a-vis primitive thinking. 
> 
> 	6. Endeavour to conduct scientific  research (on babies & desi bandhis
> gettting turned on by tall dark & handsomes- WOW!!) so as to establish the
> truth as scribed [1, 2] on this newsgroup by His Divine Holiness Suresh
> "Omniscient, Omnipotent Omnipresent" Doki.
> 
> We hope that historians in the years to come will mark Jun-Oct 1992  as
> the era of the birth of THE Renaissance of soc.culture.indian (and the
> eventual upliftment of humankind) brought by His Divine Holiness Suresh
> "Omniscient, Omnipotent Omnipresent" Doki.As the leaves would turn 
>  pale, pages of books would curl, and lives of human being who are still
> not able to understand abstract stark dark reality of BABY JOKES, one
> optimistic thought, one feeling of joy and euphoria, one hope, would
> still stand under the aegis of SURESH DOKI the SON OF THE GOD (offense
> intended against women, christianity and you Mr. Jesus in particularly
> and we hope this for once and all settle all the arguments on the best
> religion of the world) [6].
> 
> So UNITED WE STAND FOR S. DOKI. Send your charity for SP-CAD to US (not
> to DOKI)

	Ok! Me first! Me first! I contribute $0.02 to get the 
	foundation off to a "flying" start :)

> 
> with all the malice and obnoxious attitude toward you all
> 
> Ranbir Singh		IIT-D
> Mohit Bhatnagar		IIT-K
> Srikant Sridevan	IIT-M
> P. Venkataraman		IIT-B

  Rajat Jain		IIT-"Z"

> 
> Albert Einstein, S. Hawkings, Ramanujam, Gyani Zail Singh, J. C. Bose,
> C. V. Raman etc.  alas they were born before IITs could be established
> or were born out India but we can safely assume that they would have
> been from IITs if they had a choice
>  
>  
>  
> References
> 	[1] Baby jokes. S. Doki. soc.culture.indian. Jul 1992.
> 	[2] Looking for a sexy desi female. S. Doki. soc.culture.indian. Jun
> 1992.
> 	[3] IIT Bullshiting from the Ignorant ones.
> 	[4] Need to keep Doki & company off the net. YUCKIES.
> soc.culture.indian. Oct 1992.
> 	[5] World Culture & Western culture. YUCKIES. Sept 1992. 
> 
> 	[6] Christianity the best religon in the world.  Ed Crick. sometime in 1991
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