HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mikea@zorba.gvg.tek.com (Michael P. Anderson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: 9 Sep 92 06:02:06 GMT
Organization: Grass Valley Group, Grass Valley, CA

In article <9209041859.30@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <1992Sep3.161956.12754@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>>
>>the fluorescent lights continue their insidious buzzing, programming us all to
>>bend our spoons into alien shapes.  The growing pile of spoon-sculptures was
>now higher than the coffee table, and empty Equal packets were strewn around
>in a manner that appeared to follow some ancient, but recognizable pattern.
She pulled some old DEC manuals from her shelf, chucked them at the flourescent
lights, and the spoon-bending ceased. In her backpack was a pound of rifle pow-
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: SSC
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 23:34:25 GMT

In article <6247@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>I sometimes confuse Don Dodson with Rob Dobson.
>
>rp -- but then again, I sometimes confuse Virginia with Purdue.

You fool!  The distinction is trivial: Virginia makes hams, Purdue makes
chicken.
--scott
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From: drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice)
Subject: Re: Ghostly Images (was Re: Letterman Qoutes
Organization: University of North Texas
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 19:08:26 GMT

In <1992Sep9.161522.20325@cs.cornell.edu> glazer@cs.cornell.edu (Scott Mathew Glazer) writes:

>In article <1992Sep8.105432.10684@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams) writes:
>>
>>NO, it is the DANCING WATERS forever!  :->
>>

>Boy, do I ever miss the dancing waters.  I think it's definitely about
>time for a dancing waters reunion show, or at least a comeback tour.

What ever happened to the dancing waters anyway?  Weren't they given to
some high school somewhere?

--
D. Keith Rice -- University of North Texas -- drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu
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From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Shame shame shame... so much shame
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:31:25 GMT


I am eagerly awaiting September 15, 
when the new Enuff Z'Nuff album will be released.

I am a sinner
But gladly do I sin.

+------------+The Ice Man's mule is parked outside the bar
|    xian    |Where a man with missing fingers plays a strange guitar
| ----<--<@  |And the German dwarf dances with the butcher's son
+------------+And a little rain never hurt noone  [tom waits]
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From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: Hi there
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 07:51:59 GMT
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

5150 (echeverr@scf.usc.edu) wrote:
: In article <z6ynpmj.cliftonr@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
: >C'mon Rog.  You can't even take me in?  How pathetic.
: 
: Sorry to point this out, Clifton, but in this case the responsible party is
: Rob Dobson.

  I'm a pathetic dupe.  Killfile me now, before I sin again.
  -- Clifton (the bright side is that if so, now Rob Dobson is in my killfile)

--
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: And speaking of the ILGWU...
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 14:06:48 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <lefty-100992120209@lefty.apple.com> lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
>In article <90mnl_r.gooley@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
>wrote:
>> 
>> The ILGWU used to send out free propaganda packets which included this
>> ruler.  The address to send to for them was widely distributed.  Presumably
>> you or a friend or relative sent for one of the packets.
>
>Astounding.
>
>My great grandfather was the first president of the ILGWU.
>
>I'm not sure whether this constitutes a short, shameful confession or not.

Now wait a minute.  Is the ILGWU made up of people (male or female or whatever)
who make LGs, or of Ls who are GWs?

If the latter, your great-grandfather must have had to hold office in drag.

Mark., probably it's people who make LGs
gooley@netcom.com
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From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: Re: Prime Polyhedra
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 19:15:43 GMT


In article <1992Sep10.062434.6189@wetware.com> billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)  
writes:
>You are the librarian of the Math Polyverse. Tell me.
>
>In three dimensions, a cube (6 vertices) can be divided 
>into two tetrahedra (4 vertices each).

Yes, that is true, it can be done. However, material from the cube will be left  
over.
If you wish to say that a cube can be divided into two tetrahedra with a single  
cut, then I must disagree. I won't believe it until I see it.

JW
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Date: 10 Sep 92 22:46:28 GMT

In article <gunnarh.76@dhhalden.no>, gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:


GUNNAR HORRIGMO...


I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED GUNNAR HORRIGMO...


xian.
`i feel pretty'
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From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: toast
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 19:42:16 GMT

In article <6173@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Blair writes:
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
)>>>>>>Carasso.
)>>>>>Countach.
)>>>>Coup d'etat.
)>>>Corfu.
)>>Ceteris Paribus.
)>Copycat.
)Contrapositive.
Crustacean.

				--Blair
				  "All the wings you can
				   eat, just a dime each!"
From: dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Misplaced Advice
Date: 14 Sep 1992 22:17:00 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


"Don't judge a book by its cover."

   Shore, Linda, "Is Elvis Alive?",
   Newline Publishing, 1988


...uniquely carasso
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:19:46 GMT
	<1992Sep12.064241.396@wetware.com>
	<1992Sep14.024817.11999@alembic.acs.com>
Organization: University of Utah

Hippo Lite writes:

   BibteX writes:
   >you obviously wanted my wife to die.

   it's nothing personal, you know.  he also wanted
   me to be a single welfare mother with no future,

that's nothing.  he wanted me to dress in fishnet stockings, swim
fins, and a pith hat, and berate him while he soiled his diaper.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
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From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: GAG ERF GASP...
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 14:01:29 GMT

Spit Swish Swoog AIIGGHH! fleh bleh gelel...

"SOAP!

... KILLS THE GERMS THAT CAUSE BAD BREATH!"

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Re-used to Death  (thanks boutell)
Date: 11 Sep 92 21:37:29 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams) writes:
|Something there is that doesn't love a wall.
|what a pity that that thing isn't roger waters.

I am a complete total and utter sucker for posts like this.

---
cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com       C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"But believe me, almost every other group of people I know can have a 
discussion about rap without mentioning Rush." 
				-- Clayton Glad, in rec.music.misc
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From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: Thanks CJ
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 16:44:43 GMT

ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
# CJ has volunteered to help me circumvent your killfiles
# by posting my messages for me.
# 
# Thanks CJ!

Now, if only you would just let her post all of your messages without
trying to circumvent her, maximum enjoyment of what you have to offer
the net at large could be achieved.


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"there's a lot going on that you miss. nothing soft about THESE
machines. mean, timeless, mean, purposeful, crammed with meaning."
                                                  -- Andrew Palfreyman
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From: lawley@munta.cs.mu.OZ.AU (michael lawley)
Subject: Re: Birthright Party '92 feeler
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 02:45:01 GMT

terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:

>In article <pjla22g@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>>I'm so sorry for taking this seriously.  But here I go.
>>I suggest the following changes in Kent's platform:
>>1. A flat tax is regressive.  Rethink this.
>>2. Legalize all drugs.  Yank all gov't subsidies for
>>   drug manufacturers (like tobacco companies).  Tax 'em.
>Hell. Yank gov't subsidies for most any products.  Figure most of the food
>and dairy production corporations are huge conglomerate arms of fascist
>multinationals that exploit their worker drone farmers and help with
>Caterpillar price fixing. Yeah.

Oh dear, but then all the cheap, unsubsidised Aussie wheat would flood the
market and the poor farmers would be terribly unhappy.

>>3. Put the army to work building highways, bridges, and
>>   mass transit, teaching in schools, and caring for the
>>   nat'l forests.  Infrastructure, infrastructure!
>Even better, give real people those jobs. I don't want someone who was
>willing to kill other people because he was told to 'sic em to take care of
>kids or plants.

Hell, imagine what those plants may grow up to be like.

---------
Beware the vomiting rabbit.

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 _--_|\		michael lawley (lawley@cs.mu.OZ.AU).
/      \	The Unicycling Postgrad
\_.--.*/	Melbourne University, Computer Science
      v
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: 9 Sep 92 17:52:08 GMT
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

the fluorescent lights continue their insidious buzzing, programming us all to
bend our spoons into alien shapes.  The growing pile of spoon-sculptures was
now higher than the coffee table, and empty Equal packets were strewn around
in a manner that appeared to follow some ancient, but recognizable pattern.
She pulled some old DEC manuals from her shelf, chucked them at the flourescent
lights, and the spoon-bending ceased. In her backpack was a pound of rifle pow-
wow gun cleaning liquor, and she took a good swig before turning to us to say,

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"What have I done to piss the gods off?"  ---Terence Trent D'Arby
Current Album--Elton John:Sleeping With The Past
Current Read--John Updike:Rabbit, Run
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From: ggall@encore.com (George J. Gall)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation, Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 06:57:28 GMT

I brought the mustard for the WEENIE roast.

Bawa Haaa Taaa Da 
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From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: Alister
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 06:08:30 GMT


As we drove over the bridge, I saw it. If I had blinked I would have missed  
it. Almost imperceptably, Alister's mouth twitched upwards on the side  
facing me.

Now, Alister was not the type to make nervous gestures - in fact I rarely  
saw him change his solemn expression. There had been no reason for that tic  
which I just saw.

No reason I could fathom. It must be something so striking to cause him to  
have moved that way.

Disturbance at home?
Difficulties at work?
Withheld anger?
Maculate thoughts?
Hatred for something, someone?
Personal hatred aimed at me?

No, not Alister, he was my best friend. I had known him perfectly.

But it had been three years, he could have changed.

No, before that I had known him since childhood, he couldn't have changed  
that much.

But he had disappeared so suddenly, with no contact, no explanation.

Oh jesus, why did he move that tic?

He has something dirty in mind?
He is going to murder me?
Torture me?
Tear me limb from limb
Slit my belly to leave my intestines hang
Stick glass cocaine straws up my nose

Why did he move that nervous tic, oh why someone help me


--
Uner kannt durch's marchenland
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From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Wild Card)
Subject: Re: Tell me about your school!
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 06:02:24 GMT


In <1992Sep7.120303.19657@hellgate.utah.edu>  
tolman%mindblow.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Kenneth Tolman) writes:

>Hello, I want to hear about other schools (universities)  I want to hear
>YOUR opinion of the place you go.

Oh you don't have to ask me. Just ask Mr. Berkeley University, a man I spoke  
with earlier. He knows Rose-Hulman down to the chalkboards in the bathrooms.
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: 9 Sep 1992 02:20:21 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

"There goes Andrew.  I'm so proud of him!"  "Hey, son, don't forget to decimate
those Centaurs tonight!"  They both waved cheerily, but in their hearts lurked
a growing feeling of dread -- of what would happen when they arrived at the
courtroom and realized that they really were facing charges of anally 
sodomizing a 12 year old handicapped boy who was going door to door collecting
money for the special olympics. It's pretty tough to get sympathy from a 
jury when you are accused of that.
 
But things started to look brighter when the sun came out.  The light glinted
off the huge crystalline sports arena in the middle of the park, like the glint
of the tears from the eyes of that handicapped boy.  These things were to be
treasured, stored away in a distant jewel box inside the dark caverns of one's
memory, to be pulled out only in special occasions. One of these special
occasions was, of course, a visit to the pawn shop. Andrew stood and basked
in the hatred of the trials 100,000 blod-thirsty spectators, and thought 
of his girlfriend.  She'd gone down to Hammond with that bastard Nigel, and
she'd taken her car with her.  Well, she'd always been a Centaurs fan, even
though she'd known he hated it.  Well, tonight he'd show her.  She'd probably
be watching when he pounded in Gary Connell's head.

In fact, she wasn't.  Instead, she was sitting in a gas station two miles
from the stadium, berating the poor mechanic. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
I GOTTA BUSTED GASKET?!?!"
 
"Now calm down lady...."
 
But instead of calming down she picked up the nearest heavy object, which 
was.....an empty oilcan.  Which actually wasn't nearly as heavy as she had
thought it was.  As a result, she fell entirely off balance and skidded under
the wheels of the truck pulling into the next stall.  As the truck started to
run over her, her spiked hair and studded jacket pierced the front tires,
causing the tires to shriek out in pain, before dying with a shudder.  "HEY!
You stupid bitch, that was my best set of tires, and you killed them with your
stupid hairdo!  Why, i oughtta


Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29610 alt.sex:28898 alt.sex.bondage:17235 alt.politics.correct:5270
From: asya@ux5.lbl.gov (Asya Kamsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.politics.correct
Subject: Re: Beating (was Re: RICHH: SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE)
Date: 10 Sep 1992 21:14:13 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: asya@ux5.lbl.gov (Asya Kamsky)
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux5.lbl.gov

In article <1992Sep10.154911.1413@javelin.sim.es.com> biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel) writes:
>Oh Lothie, so I'm not the only one who has this thing for Alan Alda
>and a tire iron?

No, that's Alan Alda and a fish hook.

Heh heh heh.
-- 
"In nature there are no rewards or punishments, only consequences"

Asya Kamsky	      e-mail: asya@ux5.lbl.gov                   Go Red Sox
"In order to command you must first learn to submit" - chinese fortune cookie
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: a dream
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 05:28:51 GMT


okay, so i was at a convention, and there were these two 
rooms we were all staying in, and i tossed all my stuff 
into one of them, and then i was trying to change, but i 
couldn't find what i wanted to wear, so i went into the 
other room to see who was there and use the bathroom, 
and as i was using it i looked up and noticed that tom 
was sitting on the air conditioner looking out the 
window. so i'm trying to figure out how to deal with 
this gracefully and all these people start coming in 
and talking to me so eventually i decide to just get up 
and leave.  so i'm standing near the door and this black 
woman who doesn't quite look like anybody i know starts 
yelling at me to get out of Tory's room (Tory is this 
woman i know who lives in Oil City PA and doesn't go out 
ever because she had a head injury and she has fits of 
fainting and amnesia and other weirdness ever since) so 
i tell her Tory is a friend of mine and i can be in her
room any time i want, and she hits me, so i hit her 
back, and i'm holding her to the floor and telling scvm 
to call the police, and he wanders off and apparently 
does nothing because the police never come.  anyway i 
eventually let her up and she takes off running so i go 
over to the closet and i'm finding all these clothes 
that aren't mine but i don't know who else's they might 
be so i figure i'll just take them and i'm changing into 
this really weird black minidress with gold fringe on 
the skirt and this odd necklace with a clasp that is sort
of a large two-part ceramic figurine of a sleeping pig 
and a little farm boy that sort of slips together only 
then it's too big to wear reasonably but the rest of the 
necklace was really pretty when i first looked at it, all 
moons and stars and things but now it's like all little 
pigs and sheeps and stuff.  so i'm really confused and
i'm trying to find my black skirt with the brown 
triangles on it and nj and morissa and mr. x come in, and 
nj is wearing a gaucho hat and he looks really silly, and
morissa has these weird braids and her face is all covered
with spots and i'm thinking, what the HELL?  and then they 
wander off again and say they'll meet me downstairs and i 
really want to get downstairs and say hi to people but i 
can't seem to find anything to wear among all the clothes
because mine are missing and nobody else's fit and people 
keep coming into the room and talking to me and then the 
phone rings and i woke up and the phone was still ringing 
only we don't have a phone that rings so i don't know how 
that happened exactly but i decided that the best thing 
to do was go back to sleep.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
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From: waldbyjf@harry.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F. Waldby)
Subject: sparky-harry
Organization: Me and My Monkey
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 06:12:48 GMT

In memory of old sparky, i am posting this through strange machines. What's up
with him anyway? I haven't heard anything in eons.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Shameless birthday wish
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 04:51:02 GMT

In article <3prn#5-.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>
>My problem is that I have a bigger vocabulary than most of these
>references & if *I* can't find the right word in English, it
>probably doesn't exist and it's time to coin one.

that's why i like the old ones.  there were
SO many really wonderful slang terms in the
20's and 30's that are being SHAMELESSLY
neglected by the modern world.

m

jazz baby
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
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From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: HEY FRESHMEN!  SEX SEX SEX!  FRESHMAN SEX!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
Summary: hate death and violence
Keywords: fun food baseball
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 10:21:20 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <kjr-Gk+@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu writes:

> I read your letters column in every issue, but I never thought any of
>  
	(WORTHLESS DRIVEL DELETED) 
> ljd

		keep this shit out of talk.bizarre!

PJF--->Biochem. grad student
					"Oh God, how i love to hate!"
								Mudhoney	
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu
Subject: lala
Reply-To: tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 05:21:41 GMT

lada dee lada daa
When we pretend?

-----------------------
I---------------------I
 I-------------------I
       HFSJA:`
      asdkl;f

Jimi hoofa hava coofa
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: That Bitch
Date: 6 Sep 92 21:30:26 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1992Sep6.153617.9386@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>ewing@minerva.cis.yale.edu (Martin Ewing) writes:
>>I call for the creation of alt.rachel.weenie, because she is pissing me off.
>>She butts her nose in everyone else's business and I'm sick and tired of it.
>>Rachel, get a life, rent a clue, and fuck a cat!
>I AGREE: BUT LETS HAVE HER FULL NAME FOLLOWED BY THE WORD BITCH!

Both ears *and* the tail to Roger.

Now cut it out.
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From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: MATT JONSEN
Summary: evil death squads afoot in utah
Keywords: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 07:38:46 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.202520.11002@fcom.cc.utah.edu> PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:
>From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
>Subject: MATT JONSEN
>Summary: evil death squads afoot in utah
>Keywords: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill
>Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 14:22:27 MDT
>so...i know this guy. he's a grad student too. yeah. today after we ate lunch
>we saw the most hot and swell looking babe with more than just nice hOOters.
>yeah. right. so...she is waiting for the elevator. my friends sees her. one
>word escapes his mouth. woof. that's it.  sorry if i embarrass you m.j.
>
>PJF--->Biochem. grad student
>					"Oh God, how i love to hate!"
					"Like in and out of grace!"
>								Mudhoney	

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