HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Ravi Kiran <ballams@pine.circa.ufl.edu>
Subject: Re: In search of e!!!
Organization: India
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.0
     <10DEC199212292205@jane.uh.edu>
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 23:09:34 GMT

Somebody wants to top the Pi value to more than 
a 100 decimal places.  I guess I can help him learn 
the next 1900 digits on Pi.  Well if interested in further
memorizing, please get in touch with me after you 
are finished with these 2000 decimal digits.  
Best of luck.

ravi kiran.

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  89086583264599581339047
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: carlson@cwis.unomaha.edu (Brian D. Carlson)
Subject: Re: My fav far side
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 00:11:29 GMT

One of my favorite is two islands in close proximity. A duck on one, and
a man eyeing the duck for food on the other island. A very short swim to
the duck. The duck is staring into the water saying something to the
affect of: " Those man eating sharks just keep a circling and a circling,
killers of the sea, yesiree..." 

Then there's one about Calipso's cat, and it shows a cat looking out
through the window of a submarine, with it's back arched (the cat's
back, not the sub's)

Then there's the one about low forms of humor, shows and amoeba pulling
the shirt tail out on another amoeba and he says, " Your shirt's on
fire, no it's out"

One more personal favorite is a pack of wolves eating on a carcas, and
one pulls out a camera. Another says "for heavans sake Doris, must you
bring that thing out every time we get together?" - My mother's name is
Doris, and she does this same type of thing (well, we don't actually
eat carcass') and my Dad posted this one on the refrigerator.
Apparently, Gary Larson's Mom's name is also Doris, so I wonder if it's
his experience too.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tas@nausica.cs.wayne.edu (Rajesh Sashital)
Subject: COnfucius sayings....
Organization: Wayne State University, Detroit, MI
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 20:48:09 GMT

Can somebody please mail me a complete list of Confucius sayings or
a place where I can ftp it from?

Thanks. Appreciate it.

Rajesh
From: 8934959@sunvax.sun.ac.za
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Plagarism?
Date: 15 Dec 92 12:58:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: sunvax.1992Dec15.105834.5663
Organization: University of Stellenbosch

In article <Bz97sE.57J@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas) writes:
> In article <1992Dec14.124835.696@spider.co.uk> andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec10.212420.5826@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>>>In alt.tasteless.jokes, csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (MR X) writes:
>>>                                                   ^^^^^
>>>>Yep! Another great American war.... SOMALIA ! 
>>>> Lets see what each side has...
>>>>
>>>>America
>>>>~~~~~~~
>>>>Troops:-
>>>>   	1,800 U.S.Marines   In 1st wave to secure Baideo Airport & Mogadishu
>>>>	      port.
>>>>
>>>>Somalia
>>>>~~~~~~~
>>>>
>>>>   2 part time soldiers who work alternate weekends (one of them blind)
>>>>   1 gun
>>>>   0 bullets (although they hope to get one by next Wednesday)
>>>>   1 vicious guide dog (belonging to the blind soldier)
>>>>     rumoured to give a nasty bite !
>>>
>>>(further tripe deleted. i mean, if there werent a shitload of guns in
>>>somalia, why the fuck would the us go in?)
>>
>>Errrmmm. Cos' they're still pissed off about Vietnam and they want to show the
>>world that they can beat a bunch of un-trained natives ?
>>
>>Maybe I'll cross post this to rec.humor. I love flame mail.
>>    |      Andy  Cannon      | From a Vision of Reality,        |
>>    |  andrewc@spider.co.uk  | And Still the Moon......         |
>                      ^^^^^^^^^
> One cheap shot deserves another....
> 
>    Hey Andy, why don't you tell us about the Falkland Islands?
     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gee, I seem to remember three things about that war....

   1. They fought an enemy which had a couple of weapons.

   2. They fought over British territory.

   3. The British 'won' that war.



James
     --Don't throw stones at your mother,
       You'll be sorry for it when she's dead.
       Don't throw stones at your mother,
       Throw bricks at your father instead.
                  --Brendan Behan                            
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Subject: Xmas ascii (1)
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 16:03:08 GMT

--------------------------------------------------------------------

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              A N D   A   H A P P Y    N E W    Y E A R
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: adams@vms.ocom.okstate.edu
Subject: Christmas Humor Wanted
Organization: OSU College of Osteopathic Medicine
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 21:04:04 GMT

Now that Christmas is nearly upon us, I would like to compile a collection of
Christmas Humor.  Please mail me any and all Christmas Humor that you may have. 
I especially want parodies on Christmas songs (Such as Frosty The Hitman).  If
I get enough of a response, I will post my collection (hopefully before
Christmas (-: ).

My email address is: ADAMS@VMS.OCOM.OKSTATE.EDU

Thanks,
		Steven Adams


(sorry, no ObJoke here.  I forgot all the lame ones (-: )
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sievert@wlonex.iipo.gtegsc.com (Glen Sievertson)
Subject: Re: Monty Python Episodes available.
Reply-To: sievert@wlonex.iipo.gtegsc.com.UUCP (Glen Sievertson)
Organization: GTE Government Systems
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 21:40:33 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.141050.6981@gw.wmich.edu> x87bennett@gw.wmich.edu writes:
>
>If anyone needs any of the scripts from Monty pythons flying circus,
>let me know, I can easily get any episode you want.  All words are exactly
>as they were when originally broadcast.  Let me know by E-mail.
>
>				Joe Bennett
>				x87bennett@gw.wmich.edu
>


I'd be interested in the skit where a bunch of kiss-ass middle managers
are sitting around a conference table with their tyrranical boss.  Each
one is asked a question.  The boss doesn't like any of the answers and,
in succession, fires each manager who responds.  The only answer that the
boss likes is made by a manager who blurts ont, in exasperation,
"SPLUNGE!!!".  Seeing this, each remaining manager responds with "Yup,
SPLUNGE for me too!!".

Thanks,

Glen
sievert@wlonex.ippo.gtegsc.com
From: v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Date: 19 Dec 92 07:27:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Dec18.142932.217@janus.arc.ab.ca>, morgan@arc.ab.ca (Sean Morgan) writes...
>>v Ierusalime otkrylsya restoran ``Nostal'giya'': skaterti gryaznye,
>>kormyat durno, otbyvayuschih gostej shvejtsar naputstvuet slovami:
>>``Ubirajsya v svoj Izrail', zhidovskaya morda...''
>>
>Jeez, I rotated that and it still didn't work (though rotating did make the
>original jokes funnier).

It translates as:

"In Jeruslem a restaurant opened called 'Nostalgia: dirty tablecloths, plain 
food, and the doorman bade farewell to departing guests with the words
'Get out of my Israel', [cannot find this word in my Russian-English dictionary]
muzzle..."

The joke is that this is the sort of service you would have seen in Soviet 
Russia, hence the name "Nostalgia".

							Dan Case
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth)
Subject: Re: Invisible ASCII
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 02:59:54 GMT

In article <BzBBny.94D@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas) writes:
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>John Mechalas                      | If you think my opinions are Purdue's, then
>mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu      |      you vastly overestimate my importance.
>Purdue University Computing Center |             Help put a ban on censorship :)
>General Consulting                 |                       #include disclaimer.h

What was this?? An ascii pic of a stealth aircraft?  Or perhaps a Romulan
ship cloaked.

Simon
From: dysfunc@mixup.oop.dysanon.com (Da Plane Da Plane)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Don't Read Me. Only a test...
Date: 14 Dec 92 18:31:16 GMT
Organization: Dyslexics Anonymous
Disclaimer: you know, the usual

In article <1992Dec14.161443.18708@nuscc.nus.sg>, eng10278@nusunix1.nus.sg (THOON KOH CHENG) writes:
|> Mr. R.M. Wood (scst91@csc.liv.ac.uk) wrote:
|> : In article <702.9212101345@thor.cf.ac.uk>, scocjk@thor.cf.ac.uk (Christopher Kyle) writes:
|> : > In article <1992Dec8.185407.15398@Princeton.EDU> sguha@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Saumyen Guha) writes:
|> : > |In article <61190004@acf3.NYU.EDU> wut@acf3.NYU.EDU (Tom Wu) writes:
|> : > |>/* acf3:rec.humor / mwasserm@diana.cair.du.edu (MARC Y. WASSERMAN) / 10:42 am  Dec  7, 1992 */
|> : > |>In article <ByvLyF.MBt@news.ucs.mun.ca> jfarrell@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (James Farrell) writes:
|> : > |>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
|> : > |>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
|> : > |>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
|> : > |>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
|> : > |>>That's not very nice. You're just being sore.
|> : > |>Perhaps he's ironic, and wants some more.
|> : > |> 
|> : > |>Quit dancing around, and let's get to the core.
|> : > |As if , you are talking to a whore!
|> : > He knows that, he knows the score.
|> : In article <702.9212101345@thor.cf.ac.uk>, scocjk@thor.cf.ac.uk (Christopher Kyle) writes:
|> : > In article <1992Dec8.185407.15398@Princeton.EDU> sguha@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Saumyen Guha) writes:
|> : > |In article <61190004@acf3.NYU.EDU> wut@acf3.NYU.EDU (Tom Wu) writes:
|> : > |>/* acf3:rec.humor / mwasserm@diana.cair.du.edu (MARC Y. WASSERMAN) / 10:42 am  Dec  7, 1992 */
|> : > |>In article <ByvLyF.MBt@news.ucs.mun.ca> jfarrell@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (James Farrell) writes:
|> : > |>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
|> : > |>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (Vilas Khare) writes:
|> : > |>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
|> : > |>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
|> : > |>>That's not very nice. You're just being sore.
|> : > |>Perhaps he's ironic, and wants some more.
|> : > |> 
|> : > |>Quit dancing around, and let's get to the core.
|> : > |As if , you are talking to a whore!
|> : > He knows that, he knows the score.
|> : I wish you would slam your dick in the door!
|> But for you, isn't that a chore?
Not for me, I'm dyslexic, and I've before it slammed
From: r562870s@edinboro.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: priest joke
Date: 18 Dec 92 20:43:49 GMT
Organization: Edinboro University of PA


		What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays?

			A. Nun
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
From: vlad@dkbfpny.com (Vladimir Stavitsky)
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
In-reply-to: v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu's message of 18 Dec 92 05:45:00 GMT
Organization: DKB Financial Products, Inc.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 92 22:33:13 GMT

In article <BzFxAy.7zr@acsu.buffalo.edu> v140pxgt@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) writes:
>In article <1992Dec17.225446.2950@oakhill.sps.mot.com>, bradj@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Brad R. Johnson) writes...
>>In article <1gij2mINNqsl@agate.berkeley.edu> muh@physics.Berkeley.EDU (Yury M. Mukharsky) writes:
>>>In article <gDyoVB1w165w@bwalk.dm.com> dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dimitri Vulis) writes:
>>>>
>>>Kto nibud' znaet, gde vzroslo eto blednoe chudo? Na prostorah Oklahomschiny ili
>>>na pomoikah NYC? Ili on vse zhe sam sebja sechet?
>> 
>>Gosh darnit!  My ROT13 doesn't work.  Can anybody tell me what this says?


>"Anybody know where this pale wonder came from? The Oklahoma plains or a hole in
>New York City? Or does he cut himself up everywhere?
>
>Obviously, I think I'nm missing some colloquialisms. Any of the emigres want to
>"davajte mne ruku"?

Your translation is pretty good, though 
	>Or does he cut himself up everywhere?
i think, should be replaced with "Or does he whip himself up, nevertheless?".
This is a quotation from Saltykov-Schedrin. 

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi, Welch Lab)
Subject: Bad Joke
Reply-To: davidk@welch.jhu.edu
Organization: Welch Medical Library
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 19:00:02 GMT


Why aren't cowboys circumcised?

So they have a place to put their chewing tobacco while eating.


Assume a standard .sig
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (xyz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: TV axioms
Date: 12 Dec 1992 01:31:11 GMT
Organization: Human Genome Center at LBL
Distribution: world
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (xyz)
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov

>7) There are no ugly women, only ugly men.
              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
		Check out Designing Women. There are all there.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kewasiel@unix.amherst.edu (They call me Ren)
Subject: Re: Elephant jokes!!!! 
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 05:41:58 GMT

how do elephants hide in the jungle?
- paint their balls orange and stand next to orange trees.

what's the loudest thing in the jungle?
- natives picking oranges.

what's faster than a speeding bullet?
- a native with a handful of oranges.

what's the black stuff inbetween elephants' toes?
- slow natives.

--
     kewasiel@cs.amherst.edu	_|_    "the philosophers have only interpreted
   kewasiel@unix.amherst.edu	 |      the world, in various ways; the point,
kewasielewsk@amh.amherst.edu	 |      however, is to change it."    -k. marx
From: jkemper@ub.d.umn.edu (Regretful)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: one night stands
Date: 18 Dec 1992 14:11:00 -0600
Organization: University of Minnesota, Duluth
NNTP-Posting-Host: ub.d.umn.edu



	Please  send any jokes you have to my friend...

		abissone@ub.d.umn.edu


		THANKS!!
From: on6y@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Monty Python's lumberjack song..
Date: 18 Dec 92 22:23:22 EST
Distribution: rec.humor
Organization: Cornell University

In article <28149@optima.cs.arizona.edu>,
danmcd@cs.arizona.edu (Daniel L. McDonald) writes: 
> 
> I need a definitive set of words to Monty Python's Lumberjack Song.  I
> know most of them, but I need to be sure.
> 

Oh.....
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavorat'ry
On Wednesday's I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.

	Oh he's a lumberjack and he's ok
	He sleeps all night and he works all day
	He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch.
	he goes to the lavorat'ry
	On wednesday's he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Oh I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wildflowers.
I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.

	Oh he's a lumberjack and he's ok.
	He sleeps all night and he works all day.
	he cuts down trees, he skips and jumps.
	He likes to press wildflowers.
	he puts on women's clothing (goes to incredulous, questioning tone) and
		hangs around in bars?

Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok.
I sleep all night and I work all day.,
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa..

	Oh he's a lumberjack andhe's ok
	he sleeps all night and he works all day.
	he cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
	(again, unbeliveing tone) suspendies? (chorus breaks up..)
	(many voices, disgusted..) and a bra?... girlie... papa...

(cuts in, chorus joins in again..)

Oh I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok, 
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Oh I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok..
(fast tempo) I sleep all night and I work all day.


[Not perfect I know, but getting there..]
From: lairdpg@lub001.lamar.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: unisex restroom symbol needed for New York Thruway
Date: 13 Dec 92 09:16:02 +1700
Organization: Lamar University - Beaumont

In article <bd#24yj@rpi.edu>, fitzgb@mml0.meche.rpi.edu (Brian Fitzgerald) writes:
> According to today's Albany Times Union, "If you've been wanting to see
> one of the lavish new travel plazas on the New York State Thruway but
> have no plans for a road trip, never fear.  The newest souped-up rest
> area -- the 10th of 26 being redesigned -- opens today.  ...  restrooms
> are now equipped with self flushing toilets, automatic faucets and
> diaper changing stations.  There is also a private, unisex restroom
> where children or people with disabilities can receive assistance from
> a traveling companion."
> 
> I used a self flushing urinal at the new rest area on my way back from
> Thanksgiving break.  An infrared sensor detects when you have moved
> away, and flushes the urinal.  Does this mean that if the urinal
> doesn't flush, then your presence was unnoticeable? :-)
> 
> Here are the standard restroom signs (sort of).  Evidently, New York
> will be needing a unisex restroom sign.  If you have any ideas for 
> the new unisex restroom sign, post them here.
> 
>                    XX                                      XX
>                   XXXX                                    XXXX
>                   XXXX                                    XXXX
>                    XX                                      XX
>                  XXXXXX                                    XX
>                  XXXXXX                                   XXXX
>                  XXXXXX                                  XXXXXX
>                  XXXXXX                                 XXXXXXXX
>                    XX                                  XXXXXXXXXX
>                    XX                                      XX
>                    XX                                      XX
> 
> Brian

Brian, How about just drawing a circle with a hot-dog in the middle.   It
could be used the same way - The buns and then the dogs.  But then... Hope
some hungry soul don't go rushing in thinking it is fast food stand!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Grady Laird               Internet: lairdpg@lub001.lamar.edu
Standard disclaimers apply!   My opinions only!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jrd@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Jean-Richar Desarmes)
Subject: Re: Woman joke.
Organization: HAC - Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 07:15:34 GMT

This one's for Chollete:

Q.	What is the meaning of 6.9 for a woman?
A.	69 interrupted by a period!  (ouch..gross!)

			Jean-Richard Desarmes
			Richie@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cs401017@scs.carleton.ca (tonis kasvand)
Subject: Re: Where do jokes get started?
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 22:42:17 GMT

>> >There are so many jokes out there that I have heard from a variety of
>> >different people in different parts of the country.  The question is,
>> >who makes up these old jokes?  Does the stork bring them?  Are they
>> >all a matter of the collective conscience?  Is there a joke God?  What
>> >up?
>> 
>
>There is actually a computer program that has 10,000 Milton Berle Jokes.
>
    Where can I find it?  What's it's name? Does the program say "
 Take my drive, please" .  ICK , YUCK, POO !

    I need a vacation...

--
   Tonis Kasvand Jr.           |  "Never slam your locker door in the dark
 Ottawa, Canada ...(EH?)       | when you're naked." 
				       - Big Bobby Clobber 
				        The Royal Canadian Air Farce .
From: r562870s@edinboro.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: West Virginia
Date: 18 Dec 92 20:49:13 GMT
Organization: Edinboro University of PA


	What do you have when 32 West Virginians in a room?

		A. A full set of teeth.
From: cq019@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Preston Landers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Date: 15 Dec 1992 21:33:55 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: cq019@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Preston Landers)
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In a previous article, dsohl@spock.uucp (Daniel Sohl) says:

>>ALITALIA
>>
>>Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival
>
>DELTA: Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
>
>PAN AM: Pilots Are Not A Must

TWA - Travel With Arabs

that's why I fly Delta-

Don't Even Let Them Aboard.
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PRESTON LANDERS                                cq019@cleveland.freenet.edu
"The man in the crowd with the multicolored mirrors on his hobnail boots."
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