HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (Billy Joe Bissette)
Subject: Re: My desk
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 22:22:44 GMT

In article <1010101@hostname>, whoami@hostname (Mr. Modern) writes:
|> In article <3212@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
|> >In article <1992Apr3.124220.20190@wdl.loral.com> bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt) writes:
|> >
|> >   I now have two desks. Here is what is on my desk (the primary one):
|> >
|> [desk contents deleted]
|> >
|> >I just love this thread every time it comes around.  A game of
|> >schoolyard "mine is bigger".  I just love it.
|> >
|> >On My desk:
|> >
|> >I have a desk and a large table.  I use the table for useful things,
|> >the desk is for overflow.
|> >
|> [desk contents deleted]
|> >
|> >jv <- "and covered completely with kipple"
|> 
|> My desk is two white plastic utility baskets hooked together. It sits at
|> the head of my bed, which is a queen size matress on the floor. I sit on
|> my bed to use my desk.
|> 
|> On my desk:
|> 	An ADM-5 terminal (circa 1980)
|> 	A Desktalk II 2400 baud modem
|> 	A blue mug with a sacred Indian cow on the side. (my fiancee calls it
|> 		the brahma mug)
|> 	An empty can of Pepsi (New Look, Same Great Taste, butt-ugly design)
|> 
|> ENVY ME
|> 
|> whoami@hostname
|> 
|> "BUSY"

I envy you.  I don't have a desk.  Well, the one in my room has NCSU Housing &
Life stamped on it in blurry red ink.

-- 
----------bill the deskless, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Go, Go, Gadget Clue.  No, Gadget Clue, not Gadget Hammer!  Help Brain!
What do you mean, "The Swedish Chef got him."  Stop Gadget Hammer!
No, not Gadget Flame! Stop!  Stop!!
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A new thought on penis size
Date: 17 Apr 92 05:08:51 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

UNTOUCHED ARTICLE FOUND IN ALT.SEX
)JR6BPOLW@MIAMIU.BITNET (That one girl) writes:
))<ML7XWCPW@MIAMIU.BITNET) says:
))
))Small penises aren't as much fun as large ones.
))Julie
)) 
)))But have you ever met one that was truely small?
)) 
)) Yes.  Twice.
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From: hideo@sdf.lonestar.org (David Carter)
Subject: Re: Hi
Organization: sdf Public Access UNIX, Dallas--unrestricted free shell access
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 04:56:59 GMT

Some  hapless chump opined:
>>******************************************
>>
>>Let's Play Master and Servant
>>
>>                       -Depeche Mode
>>
>>******************************************
>
>Hey, this is talk.bizarre, not alt.musical.gay.quotes
>All my musical quotes are excellent

Depeche Mode would be gay if there were any emotional
content going on. They are an exercise in
"machine gaity".

"guacamolequeenguacamolequeenguacamolequeen"-ruth

David Carter           : URANUS: not truly a place
aka Hideo Gump         : where the Sun don't shine,
Dallas, Texas USA      : but certainly a place where
hideo@sdf.lonestar.org : the Sun shines dimly!
From: willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A QUESTION
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:36:45 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin



Just how much time does RICHH spend each day reading and posting inthe
news? :-)

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From: mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker to Robots)
Subject: Beat It  (Was:  "handy weapons")
Summary: Yet another cascade.
Keywords: hit me with your rhythm stick
Organization: ScreechHog Utilities, Inc.
X-Mjs11: Subliminal
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 13:34:11 GMT

In article <10202@inews.intel.com> bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) 
writes:
>In article <1992Apr2.165759.28920@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Box) write
s:
>>ALWAYS keep a mattock near your desk.
>>it's the only way to be SURE.
>
>The mattock would be the State Tool of Arizona,
>but it's the pick, instead.  I have a mattock of
>my own.  It's 5kg, with a 30-inch hickory handle,
>raised edges on the square end for better shovelling,
>and a flat-profile pointed end for easier penetration.
>
>>preventative meditation
>
>Putative mutilation.
pallative mastication

>				--Blair

That's mastICAtion,

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From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: ASSHOLE AWARD Re: Welcome Melvin Gladstone, net. celeb.
Date: 10 Apr 92 04:13:28 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN TALK.BIZARRE waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
)In article <1992Apr9.151444.25390@watserv1.waterloo.edu)  
)lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058) writes:
))
))ps. By the way it's Leonid, not Larry
)
)Heh heh, LEONID!  What a stupid name!
)

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From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Embodiment of Cheese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Barthelme
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:46:07 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


I thought it might amuse you to hear this.
Try to guess the object that is being described:

	``The muck heaves and palpitates.  It is multidirectional and it
	  has a mayor.''



Give up?



It's the City of New York.



A remarkably apt description, I must say.
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
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Subject: Re: CAN INDIA REMAIN SECULAR ?
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 18:04:45 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad
Keywords: RAPE, MURDER, ARABS, CANIBALISM

nagabhus@koh-sun12.usc.edu (Vasuki N) writes:

> 	It is sad that we, the least religious generation in history
> 	should talk and kill in the name of religion
>
>
>   DO WE GAIN SENSE AND PROSPER IN THIS ASIAN ERA OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT
>

What??  And take all the fun out of LIFE?????

>   OR

Yes, yes??

>
>   DO WE GO BACK  IN HISTORY TO MEDIEVAL TIMES FIGHTING SENSELESS WARS LIKE
>   MIDDLE-EASTERN POWERS ?
>

WORKS FOR ME.













Btw, can I borrow a towel?



--
the dot end
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Instant karma's gonna get ya
Date: Thu,  9 Apr 92 11:48:32 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Brainiac on Banjo.
hope this helps...
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | and the Count Basie orchestra on triangle       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
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From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Special Case)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Prediction for the near future
Date: 6 Apr 92 15:04:31 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu's message of 4 Apr 92 07:35:20 GMT

In article <1992Apr4.073520.10099@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD) writes:
   "My brother watched MTV for ten hours today, and I am not making this up."
   "My brother literally watched MTV for eighty hours straight."
   "My brother literally watched MTV for so long that his eyeballs fell out
   and I had to put them back in for him, and I am not making this up."

That's nothing.  I knew a guy who watched so much MTV his head exploded.
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: realization #1
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 20:36:05 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

The words
			epidermal
and
			Spiderman

differ only in their initial and final letters.

Mark., both words had been bothering me for a long time and then I realized
gooley@netcom.com
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: [morrisas] Product Endorsement for Moon-Balls (tm).
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 18:12:35 GMT

In article <1992Apr5.045543.13940@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
>In article <1992Apr4.192157.24538@zip.eecs.umich.edu> fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields) writes:
>>>gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
>>>
>>>>i usually just go to the ladies room and masturbate.
>>
>>Last time I did that some chick got me locked up.
>
>well, you're supposed to close the DOOR on the STALL,
>first, you know.
>
>also, be very, very, quiet.

We're hunting wabbits... er... weasels... beaver.. ummm... nevermind.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Welcome Melvin Gladstone, net. celeb.
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 00:27:23 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Keywords: its

In article <-o2H!**p6@cs.psu.edu> krobinsn@alqualonde.endor.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>In article <0ce6iB7w164w@GeoWare.COM> efudd@GeoWare.COM (Elmer Fudd) writes:
>>mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>>
>>> Melvin M. Gladstone
>>
>>Hi Melvin.  My name's Elmer.  In a former lifetime, I was Moses.  Back
>>when I was heir to the Pharoah's throne, I woulda been "Glad-to-stone"
>>you.  Are you a heeb too?
>
>You are misinformed. Melvin is a cat, for Melvin posts from a catbox.
>A thinking process is in order here.

Where here == psu

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
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From: buzzard@eng.umd.edu (Sean Barrett)
Subject: ideal talk.bizarre newsreader/killfile
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 21:17:48 GMT
Organization: Fraternity of Avian Deists

Automatic killfiling of any author whose percentage of articles-killed-
autmatically crosses a certain threshold.
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From: fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields)
Subject: Re: [morrisas] Product Endorsement for Moon-Balls (tm).
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 17:34:23 GMT

In article <1992Apr5.045543.13940@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
>In article <1992Apr4.192157.24538@zip.eecs.umich.edu> fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields) writes:
>>>gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
>>>
>>>>i usually just go to the ladies room and masturbate.
>>
>>Last time I did that some chick got me locked up.
>
>well, you're supposed to close the DOOR on the STALL,
>first, you know.
>
>also, be very, very, quiet.
>
>m

and it would help if I ever shaved, I suppose.
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: OPERJFW: THE BEAST
Date: 6 Apr 92 17:18:51 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <64442@apple.Apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>Then I read "Crash" by JG Ballard. Then I knew what bizarre car stuff
>was really about. I won't spoil it. But my favorite part was about
>how, out there in the world, there are hundreds of people walking
>around with the logos of their car makers stamped into their chests
>from their impact into the steering wheel. It's the kind of image that
>makes you think a little more.

Mine reads
                  
	      *******
	            **
	    *** letni *
	   ** edisni  *
	    **      **
	      ******

				--Blair
				  "It makes me think a lot less."
From: mathew@mantis.co.uk
Newsgroups: uk.misc,talk.bizarre
Subject: Short shameful confession
Date: 16 Apr 92 13:10:23 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.waves,alt.gopher,misc.test
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

I once had a letter published by the Daily Mail.


mathew
-- 
Wanted in four states -- solid, liquid, gas and plasma.
From: mathew@mantis.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and others
Date: 13 Apr 92 13:00:58 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
> I have found, in over seven years of Usenet experience, that people
> only argue about their so-called "constitutional rights" to post this
> or that hurtful, slandering/libelling, sniveling load of horseshit
> when:
> 	1) They have absolutely no better defense for their reprehensible
> 	   playground schoolhouse meanness, and
> 	2) When they are uninterested in anything about the argument
> 	   except their so-called "constitutional rights."[1]

I have found, in around six years of Usenet experience, that things are often
not what they seem.  In particular, the intentions and motivations of people
who post articles are often misread.

I am not interested in whether Ken's articles are tasteful, tactful, hurtful
or whatever.  I personally wouldn't do what Ken did, but that's irrelevant.
My complaints are as follows:

1. Ken was immediately ASSUMED to be acting in a deliberately malicious way,
   and wasn't given the benefit of the doubt.  I'm much more inclined to
   believe that he's misinformed, or that he suffered a lapse of good taste.
   I mean, come on, he did confess to the whole business under the heading
   "Long shameful confession".

2. At least one person openly advocated harassing Ken and his employers, as
   'punishment' for articles posted to Usenet.

3. As a result of the harassment, Ken was silenced -- he was told that he was
   not allowed to take part in any public debate or defend himself against
   attack.

4. Gypsy is vehement in denouncing Ken's articles as completely unacceptable
   because of their hurtfulness to readers of Usenet, yet she has in the past
   posted a jolly little article joking about Nazi death camps and the
   Holocaust.

5. People keep assuming that because I'm defending Ken's RIGHT to say what
   he said, that because I'm saying PERHAPS he wasn't being deliberately
   malicious, I must therefore agree with his opinions.

> I wonder if either Mathew or Ken can refute either of my points. 

I have no interest in refuting your points.  They are simply irrelevant to
what I am trying to get across.

> Can they, for instance, show that the people who were affronted by
> their remarks are in fact, as they claim, lying?

Wait a minute.  I want to make something clear.

I HAVE NOT AT ANY TIME POKED FUN AT VICTIMS OF SEXUAL ABUSE.

I find sexual abuse horrific, and although I've heard sick jokes about it
I don't find them funny.  DO NOT assume that because I am defending Ken, I
agree with his opinions in any way.

>               But hey, why bother with facts when semantic
> bullshit and personal attacks are so much more convenient.

You should put that in your .signature.


mathew
-- 
Civilization is just a temporary failure of entropy.
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From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: An idea whose time has come
Date: 12 Apr 92 21:52:00 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Apr8.131808.27089@actrix.gen.nz> Kris.Heidenstrom@bbs.actrix.gen.nz writes:
>is any difference between male and female pheromones - anyone know?) were
>placed on certain chairs in a waiting room and the choices of patients were
>noted.  Female patients tended to choose the chairs which had the pheromone.

Could someone please post a .gif of the women smelling the chairs?

				--Blair
				  "What are they WEARING?"
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From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: LYING ON ONESELFNESS
Followup-To: Katarina Witt's pert and perkies
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 19:12:39 GMT

A subject line from beyond hell.
I'm speaking, of course, of arc.

RICHH
--the lights are on, but no one's been home in ages
From: whoami@hostname (The Fabulous Look-See Show)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Vending machines
Date: 7 Apr 92 21:32:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: hostname.icon


In article <1992Apr4.064848.12562@cse.uta.edu> middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton) writes:
>In article <schnitzi.702318461@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>Schnitzius's Laws of Vending Machines
>>
>D. The sign on the front which says, "Tipping machine may result
>in injury or death" does.
>
>bILL

That's funny, the ones I've seen use universal icons to say, "If the
machine tips over on top of you lightning will shoot out of your head."


whoami@hostname

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From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Organization: Space Systems/Loral
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 00:33:23 GMT

I received a whole lotta suggestions from Michael Rigler:
|> "Ol' Squit-Eye"

Doesn't scream well. Otherwise good.

|> "Petunia"

Too reminiscent of Carasso's `Buttercup'.

|> "Flash"

Does this really fit? Probably not.

|> "The Riddler"

I hate riddles.

|> "Xenophon"

Pretty cool. But just not catchy enough.

|> "Captain Heartthrob"

Too many syllables. Tough to scream. Gets munged too badly if it
gets contracted.

|> "Masher"

This is acceptable.

|> "Sluggo"

Excellent. Except it's also the nickname of the the tenor saxophone
player in Oingo Boingo. I must have a unique nickname.

|> "Ace"

Fairly reeks of one-up-manship.

|> "Slayer Hippy"

Way cool. Suffers from same problem as `Captain Heartthrob'.

|> "Jamie the Red"

What? The `pirate' motif is *in* this year?

|> "Gargaxx the Butcher"

I love it. But I already have a nickname stolen shamelessly from a
cheeeep space opera.

-----

All of these are above the threshhold of dumbness excusing Mr. Rigler
from the fate of being flamed into oblivion, but, of course, there was
one suggestion that was monumentally dumb:

|> "Squiggy"

What in the name of God's Great Green Golf Ball took hold of your
brain and made you think that this was a good nickname for anyone? It
was dumb when it was given to that mindless character on Laverne and
Shirley, and fifteen years of respite from prime-time broadcast hasn't
redeemed it.

Worse yet. There's already a guy in my office whose nickname is
`Squig', which is as you may surmise, a contraction of `Squiggy.'

Dumb. Mondo-dumb. Dumber than dumb. So dumb as to require a trip into
the big blue dictionary to find a word that adequately describes how
dumb it is. Fortunately, I have one in mind:

	mawkish  adj. 1. Excessively and objectionably sentimental.
	2. Sickening or insipid in taste. [<ME mawke, maggot, var.
	of magot]

So, Mr. Rigler, since you're in Hawaii, I have a special recommendation
for you: run, don't walk, run to the nearest airport, catch a flight to
Maui, take the bus into Lahaina, buy a cheap can of Hawaiian beer from
a liquor store, go and sit under the banyan tree, drink the can of beer
whilst meditating on the nature of your mistake, and immolate yourself
when you have transcended understanding, and you have actually `become
one' with the heinosity of your suggestion. You must do this to restore
your family honor.

You owe the Oracle a bottle of `Shotz' beer and your eternal silence.

-- 
James Woodyatt  Space Systems/Loral   Palo Alto, CA   bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com

``And when he dreamed his ears drooled thirty weight engine oil
He took personality tests and stapled them to his lower lip''
				    --Stan Ridgway,
				      `Jack Talked (Like A Man On Fire)'
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Michal Blumenstyk in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: No more nickname suggestions please (and other stuff)
Date: 14 Apr 92 03:57:46 GMT
	<MJD.92Apr10122356@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
	<1992Apr14.033759.11946@wdl.loral.com>
Followup-To: can you not control yourself?
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com's message of 14 Apr 92 03:37:59 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.033759.11946@wdl.loral.com> bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt) writes:
>   I'm probably going to take the good ones and feed them to a shell script
>   (I have yet to write) that will cycle through them for me in some amusing
>   fashion (put them into my gcos, or my .sig, or something every other day
>   or so).

Every other day or so?

Wimp.  Pansy.  REAL men have a different GCOS
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not James E. Pommersheim in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Good Advice, part II
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:11:13 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


I invite followups to this old chestnut:

	Worm and parcel with the lay,
	serve around the other way.
--

           Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
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From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: A brief and disgusted observation
Keywords: Seeing-eye macaque
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 04:58:23 GMT

JR6BPOLW@MIAMIU.BITNET (That one girl) writes:
>   "I shall be breakfasted before you are afield.  In short, I shall
>    astonish you all."   --Thomas Hardy, _Far From the Madding Crowd_

"I shall be breastfed before you.  In short, I shall astonish you all."   
--
Kevin Schnitzius
kschnitzius@encore.com

Ate lunch at Hooters again...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Alfvaen)
Subject: Re: RICHH:  ANOTHER NEW GAME--GUESS THE NATIONALITY
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 20:53:38 GMT

RICHH writes
> Guess the nationality of the emailer.
> 
> Got this in the mail today:
> ---------------------------
> 
> Hi !
>  
> I'm interresting by songs text of Nirvana, can you mail it me, please ?
> (only if you have some time, i understand it's not interresting to  
write)
> (i ask this to you, because i'm <guess> and the singer is very hard to
> understand)
> Thank you .

Sounds like an American to me.

--

---Alfvaen(and no, this isn't my real name!)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Current Album--U2:War
 "It takes a second to say goodbye."
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