HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: PEANUTS: List of Books Reprinting the Strips (Revised)
Date: 17 Dec 92 15:24:03 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: jym@mica.berkeley.edu (Jym Dyer)

In article <Jym.16Dec1992.1653@naughty-peahen>, jym@mica (Jym Dyer) signs:
This stuff is for the benefit of Emacs.  You can just ignore it.
If you make hardcopies of this list, remove this whole page. 
Local Variables:
mode:outline
fill-column:64
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asterisks:***********
amiga:nil
whitespace:
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Subject: Re: Any demented Christmas songs????
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 21:01:32 GMT

In article <cf_EFMm00VBA02915h@andrew.cmu.edu>, Elliott Schiff <es2r+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:

>__________________________
>|es2r+@andrew.cmu.edu     \       My other .sig 
>|               | -------- \      is a Porsche
>|EllioTT Schiff,| |       \ \
>|es2r RabbiTT   | ---------  \__________
>|   ___         | ~          |   ___    I
>|  /@@@\        |            |  /@@@\   I    
>--|@   @|----------------------|@   @|--I
>   @   @                        @   @
>    @@@                          @@@

	Well, it can't possibly be any ughlier than this one. Say, EllioTT,
has E.T. called you back yet?

Jessica Raine | st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."--The Bard
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-12.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: chipset:UMC,OPTi,C&T what are they?
Date: 20 Dec 92 14:28:45 GMT
	<1992Dec18.201218.9405@lsican.uucp>
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland

michael@Canada.lsil.com (Michael Smith) writes:
>     Michael Smith - Chipset Design Engineer

>Phone: (416) 620-7400         michael@canada.lsil.com
>Fax:   (416) 694-5005

>    _/     _/_/   _/_/_/   _/                   _/
>   _/    _/        _/     _/ 
>  _/      _/_/    _/     _/     _/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/ _/_/_/
> _/         _/   _/     _/     _/  _/ _/  _/ _/ _/
>_/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/   _/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/_/_/ _/ _/_/_/
>                                        _/   LSI Logic Corp. of Canada, Inc.
>                                   _/_/_/   Suite 1110, 401 The West Mall
>                                           Etobicoke, Ontario
>                                          M9C 5J5

These hockey stick fonts actually look way cool on black on white
screen. Now, there are two things on which I'd like to have some
further enlightenment:

	1) Does Etobicoke, Ontario really exist?
	2) Is 'lsil' a naughty word in Kibonian vocabulary?

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Subject: Re: top ten teams in the world
Organization: Federation Internationale de Football Association
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 20:25:20 GMT

I was reading rec.sport.soccer, I was in a good mood (Liverpool had just
slain Blackburn at Anfield) and just read along minding my own business.
Things were so good that I almost5 thought for a moment that rec.sport.soccer
wasn't such a bad signature area as I have previously claimed. 
But then ....

pasand@Mari.Unit.NO (Per Annar Sandaune) writes:

>--
>Per Annar

>       ####################             ################################
>     ##                    ##         ##                                ##
>   ##   Per Annar Sandaune   ##     ##            Student                 ##
> ##                            ## ##   Norvegian Institute of Technology    ##
>#             e-mail:            ##    Department of Marine Technology       ##
>#       PASAND@MARI.UNIT.NO      ###  Division of  Marine Hydrodynamics     ##
>#                                #####                                    ##
>#           snail-mail:          #########################################
>#            STP. T-27           #########################################
>#             NTH-MTS            #########################################
>#        N-7034 TRONDHEIM        #####                                    ##
>#             NORWAY             ###         KISS fan since 1980            ##
>#                                ##                                          ##
> ##           Phone:           ## ##          ROSENBORG e' lage'            ##
>   ##      +47-7-595614      ##     ##       gutan som kainn fage'        ##
>     ##                    ##         ##                                ##
>       ####################             ################################

This one has it all: all caps address, phone number, real 'life' address,
job description, lousy band support, football qoute and more klafs than 
you can wave a stick at.

But that is not the worst. The real big crime here is a SIGNOFF INSIDE
THE FUCKING SIGNATURE!!!.

WTFMCIYS Per!
-- 
Jesper Lauridsen      | Bramming Boldklub - 2x Danmarksserie
rorschak@daimi.aau.dk |                        finale.
       There is no such club as "AGF Aarhus"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: Proposal for a Net shenanigan
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:19:00 GMT

[leaving the entire post in because the body text is very telling too]

In alt.shenanigans, Robert.T.Warfield@dartmouth.edu (Robert T. Warfield),
thinking he has come up with a totally original idea, and eager to let
everyone know about it, writes (carefully following good-taste rules
of spelling and punctuation):

>  How about we INVADE ANOTHER NEWSGROUP!!!!!!!
>Basicly, I sugest that we choose a really stuffy group, then post
>articles at right angles to the discussion.
>Please E-Mail me so we can keep the unsuspecting newsgroup in the dark.
>Flames are welcome (I like getting mail! 8->)


And then caps it by signing:

>**********************************************************************
>* Arthur, king of the Britons    * King of the who?                  *
>* King of the Brittons!          * Who are the Brittons anyway?      *
>* I am, you are, we all are the  *                                   *
>* Brittons and I am your king!   * Well, I didn't vote for you.      *
>**********************************************************************
>Robert T. Warfield@dartmouth.edu


The usual list of suspects: membership in AA, unattributed quote, signoff
inside .sig, email address, inconsistent spelling. In addition, this has
got to be the most confusing way of presenting a "quote" that consists of
a conversation between two people. Despite knowing the excerpt in question,
I had a difficult time following it the way it was presented.

-- 
Keith Lim      Simon Fraser University, Burnaby B.C., V5A 1S6, Canada.
Disclaimer: all views expressed are my own only, and not those of SFU.
This .sig for use only in alt.fan.warlord. My other .sig is very warlordable.
From: heatherb@picea.CFNR.ColoState.EDU (Heather Bean)
Subject: Re: Forgiveness
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 23:47:27 GMT
Organization: College of Natural Resources, Colo. State Univ.


dswt@bnr.co.uk (Stewart Tansley) quotes shamelessly:


>===========================================================================
>Stewart Tansley     | BNR Europe Limited              |  'Be cool, or be
>                    | London Rd, Harlow, CM17 9NA, UK |    cast out...'
>dswt@bnr.co.uk      | +44 279 429531 x2763 (ESN 742)  | Subdivisions, Rush
>===========================================================================
>  'You know how that rabbit feels -- going under your speeding wheels...'
>===========================================================================

"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!  MARTHA!  Watch out for that .sig!"

<SPLAT>

H.
Not just one, but TWO!  For the same everyday low price...
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: just a thought
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:47:55 GMT

In alt.fan.letterman, wesley@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Wesley HRJ Gaus) writes:
[three lines of response to a ten line post deleted]

> ([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])
>*******************************************************************************
>=.......wESLEY hANS rADCLIFFE jOSEPH gAUS--(wesley@eniac.seas.upenn.edu)......=
>= $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |  Sponser VOID - put a lot in and get zilch out=
>= $ WHARTON BUSINESS SCHOOL $ |  Never play leapfrog with a unicorn           =
>= $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |  I saw SATAN's face in hurricane Andrew!      =
>=.......Meat Beat, F242, Nitzer, Ministry, NIN, Revolting C's, KMFDM, T99.....=
>= *****Special tribute to Cube, Ice-T, Fu's, Starr and the House of Pain***** =
>*******************************************************************************
> ([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])
>
>   Just chillin' wit Billy Dee 'n my Colt45 ___
>                                           (___)       	      
>           ------------                	   /   \       ____        X X
>              __    __      You      	  /     \     |    |_       *
>            (  *) (  *)	     Light       | Colt  |    |    |_)    (___)
>	          \	      Up         |   45  |    |____|
>                ___\ 	       My        |       |     
>             ____ '	        Life     | 40 oz.|       
>             \___\		         \_______/

Please tell me that this is bait. If not, how could Wharton possibly 
accept someone who would pollute the Internet with such foul creations?

Wes here might've seen SATAN's face in hurricane Andrew, but I just
saw it here.

Adam "Eagerly awaiting anagrams of wESLEY hANS rADCLIFFE jOSEPH gAUS" Levin


Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-21.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: Encryption/Decryption Algorithms...
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: 12 Dec 92 09:27:59 GMT

mnukala@cs.ulowell.edu (Vamsi) writes:
>Thanks,

>Vamsi Nukala

>==============================================================================
>I'd like to be a could be             I'd rather be a has been
>If I could not be an are,          Than a might have been, by far,
>For a could be is a maybe          For a might have been has never been
>With a chance of reaching par.     Where a has been was and are
>								---unknown

>mnukala@dragon.ulowell.edu
>==============================================================================
>-- 

>---------------------------------  |\_/|  --------------------------------------
>Vamsi Nukala                      \`0.0'/  
>mnukala@cs.ulowell.edu            =(_-_)=  

I have no time to make a witty remark, I just like saying "Vamsi Nukala".

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software - HUG ME!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Subject: Re: Attention, conventioneers and convention-planners!
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 21:10:28 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.183507.1@hamp.hampshire.edu>, ckeroack@hamp.hampshire.edu writes:

>{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
>Submissions (w/SASE)| <--------- UpComing, The Magazine of Speculative Fiction
>UpComing,Box 566,   |}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
>Hampshire College,  |}	"How can anybody be enlightened/
>Amherst,MA.,01002.  |}          	Truth is, after all, so poorly lit"
>{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{|}           -Rush, "Turn The Page", from 'Hold Your Fire'
>-- 
>{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
>Submissions (w/SASE)| <--------- UpComing, The Magazine of Speculative Fiction
>UpComing,Box 566,   |}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
>Hampshire College,  |}	"How can anybody be enlightened/
>Amherst,MA.,01002.  |}          	Truth is, after all, so poorly lit"
>{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{|}           -Rush, "Turn The Page", from 'Hold Your Fire'


	Oh, dear. I supposed I should've expected this, coming from alt.fan.
pern, home of 4 clueless people plus (sometimes) me (no, I don't just grep it
for the .sigs), but this is unusually heinous. Before us we see an ACTUAL
RUSH QUOTE, boys and girls. And not even a good one (not like I listen to
Rush, so I wouldn't know, but I've seen better ones warlorded frequently.) And
not only that, but this geek is posting from Hampshire, which is a very good
school that basically spends its spare time feeling superior to UMass. I
didn't know there were any computer geeks there, though. Maybe this guy is
a Solitary.

Jessica Raine | st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."--The Bard

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: Good News!
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 04:41:29 GMT

In article <Bz3syB.AvF@DMI.USherb.CA> paien00@DMI.USherb.CA (Nick) writes:
>
>-- 
>						Nick
>  - Ce n'est pas parce qu'une rumeur ne tient   
>     pas debout... qu'elle ne peut courir !    

Well withing the McQ rules, but these damn frenchies, posting stuff I
can't unnerstand!  (And this Good News group has some reall idjits
associated with it - I'm shur glad I dont associate with none of THEM!)

Hey, wait a minute, I DO understand French!  Oh, never mind . . .
(RIP, Gilda!)

          The Rhealist - nadeau@bnr.ca - BNR doesn't warlord!
    (Surely, no one's looking for another Chuck Dammit installment?)
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Accellerating Spaceship (yet another bird in a plane)
Date: 16 Dec 92 15:19:06 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: mcclaine@hardy.u.washington.edu (Robert Casey)

In article <1992Dec16.031841.5476@u.washington.edu>,
		mcclaine@hardy (Robert Casey) signs:
	_/_/_/_/   _/_/_/_/   _/_/_/    NEW FOR 1993: 
	_/     _/  _/       _/     _/   The Ronald Reagan Commemorative 
	_/     _/  _/       _/                    Typewriter
	_/_/_/_/   _/_/_/   _/              
	_/   _/    _/       _/          This is the one you've been waiting 
	_/    _/   _/       _/     _/   for; the only one with no memory 
	_/     _/  _/_/_/_/   _/_/_/  	and no colon!
	Robert E. Casey  (mcclaine@hardy.u.washington.edu)
-- 
Uh, Rob, have they let you out of the institute yet?  I thought the
joke was funny back in '81 when they put you in, but surely they told
you some news in the meantime, no?
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Jessica Raine)
Subject: Re: just a thought
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 03:11:03 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.184755.18642@news.cs.brandeis.edu>, st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin) writes:
>In alt.fan.letterman, wesley@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Wesley HRJ Gaus) writes:
>[three lines of response to a ten line post deleted]
>
>> ([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])
>>*******************************************************************************
>>=.......wESLEY hANS rADCLIFFE jOSEPH gAUS--(wesley@eniac.seas.upenn.edu)......=
>>= $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |  Sponser VOID - put a lot in and get zilch out=
>>= $ WHARTON BUSINESS SCHOOL $ |  Never play leapfrog with a unicorn           =
>>= $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |  I saw SATAN's face in hurricane Andrew!      =
>>=.......Meat Beat, F242, Nitzer, Ministry, NIN, Revolting C's, KMFDM, T99.....=
>>= *****Special tribute to Cube, Ice-T, Fu's, Starr and the House of Pain***** =
>>*******************************************************************************
>> ([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])([<->])
>>
>>   Just chillin' wit Billy Dee 'n my Colt45 ___
>>                                           (___)       	      
>>           ------------                	   /   \       ____        X X
>>              __    __      You      	  /     \     |    |_       *
>>            (  *) (  *)	     Light       | Colt  |    |    |_)    (___)
>>	          \	      Up         |   45  |    |____|
>>                ___\ 	       My        |       |     
>>             ____ '	        Life     | 40 oz.|       
>>             \___\		         \_______/
>
>Please tell me that this is bait. If not, how could Wharton possibly 
>accept someone who would pollute the Internet with such foul creations?
>
>Wes here might've seen SATAN's face in hurricane Andrew, but I just
>saw it here.
>
>Adam "Eagerly awaiting anagrams of wESLEY hANS rADCLIFFE jOSEPH gAUS" Levin
>
>
	No, Adam. It's not bait. You see, after they threw Wesley Crusher
out of Starfleet for being a total pain in the ass, he changed all his names
except the first one, somehow got into Wharton, and created this .sig.
	"wESLEY hANS rADCLIFFE jOSEPH gAUS, please report to the airlock."
	As for the anagrams, I think I'm gonna have to leave this one to
James A. My anagramming skills are not yet finely honed enough to take proper
advantage of such a potential gold mine.

Jessica Raine | st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes."--The Bard
"Well, a thumb's not what _I_ usually use..."--PT
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: College Folklore
Date: 14 Dec 92 23:52:12 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In alt.urban.folklore, article <1992Dec14.222208.24249@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank) writes:
>>
>>At Brandeis, there's a statue that does absolutely nothing at all when
>>a virgin walks past it.
>
>Actually, they installed one last year that used to play the Brandeis
>Fight song when that happened. The racket got so loud, they took it down.
> 


uh, jessica? can you tell us about this one?

your inner-circle membership just might go into reconsideration...

rperkins@but.we.still.like.you.better.than.lizzy.edu

--
		    -just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: re* lighting farts
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 05:07:55 GMT

[entire post included for your, er, edification]

In article <92349.13014434I5VXB@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU>, Don Dangler <34I5VXB@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU> writes:
>I've never done it, but a friend of mine spent an afternoon at my house lightin
>g them through his jeans.  he simply laid back, put the soles of his shoes toge
>ther and flicked his bic when the moment arose.
>
>
>###############################################################################
># ARE YOU OPEN MINDED OR ARE YOU JUST ANOTHER IDIOT?  # THE ECOLOGY IS DOOMED #
>####################################################### UNLESS WE GIVE TREES  #
># RECYCLE IT ALL OR YOU WILL KILL US ALL # VOTE EARTH # FISH & BIRDS THE VOTE #
>###############################################################################

I don't believe that I have the words to describe this post adequately.
Is it funny or weird or disgusting or what? Whenever such a quandry befalls
me, I ask myself, "What would Kibo do in a situation like this?" Hmm....

Adam "Has the B1FFSTRE gone environmental?" Levin

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-17.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: I had a dream (Re: Encryption/Decryption Algorithms...)
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: 18 Dec 92 11:51:56 GMT

iisakkil@lk-hp-21.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila) writes:
>I have no time to make a witty remark, I just like saying "Vamsi Nukala".

I'm sorry to bring this up again, but there is something I really have
to tell you. Last night I had a dream. I was reading a.f.w, and Vamsi
Nukala had followed up to my warlord. He was really upset and had
changed his signature. I can't remember much of it, but it was like
HUGE and there was no whitespace at all. I normally have white text on
black on my screen, and this new sig by Vamsi was really stuffed full;
the whole screen was glowing in phosporous white. It looked like a
negative picture of some barphic. I had never seen anything like that
before. I know, I know, I should have saved it and posted it here, but
that didn't occur to me. I tried to cut&paste, but it didn't work. Oh
well.

Now what does this mean? Am I subconciously feeling quilty for
warlording other people's sigs? I mean, most of them just mean well.
They try to express themselves by revealing a little bit from their
inner selves through signatures. They come open-minded, maybe tell you
about their hobbies and dreams and what they plan to do with their
lives. They may have their beloved pets pictured in ascii art, some of
which really has taken a lot of skill and dedication.  Then we come
and call them names, post their well-meaning efforts here accompanied
with rude remarks. Would I feel better if I didn't participate in
this? Should I revert and stop?

Hell, no! Look at this BLOB that tjrc1@cus.cam.ac.uk (T.J.R. Cutts)
has appended to his article in comp.windows.x.i386unix:
>-- 
>-- Tim Cutts                             /~\     ----
>                                        (   )  /     \
>Sugarmice on a skateboard               /   \/        \
>                                      /  O             \
>                                    /                   \
>                                    \____________________================
>                                 -===========================-
>                                   O                       O

(And no, my sheets weren't wet when I woke up)

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Subject: Re: College Folklore
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 22:57:01 GMT

rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:

>In alt.urban.folklore, article <1992Dec14.222208.24249@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>>thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank) writes:
>>>
>>>At Brandeis, there's a statue that does absolutely nothing at all when
>>>a virgin walks past it.
>>
>>Actually, they installed one last year that used to play the Brandeis
>>Fight song when that happened. The racket got so loud, they took it down.
>> 


>uh, jessica? can you tell us about this one?

>your inner-circle membership just might go into reconsideration...

>rperkins@but.we.still.like.you.better.than.lizzy.edu

>--
>		    -just give me what for,
>	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
>      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!


Get that crap out of alt.fan.warlord.
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                             [U] Honey Peanut-Butter KibOs(TM)
      Cross one              [S] Ham 'N' Egg Artificially Flavored KibOs(TM)
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