HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mgfrank@avernus.com (Marc G. Frank)
Subject: Re: wine & Vineyards, software for PC.
Organization: Maryland Appreciation Society
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 03:32:00 GMT
Distribution: comp

In comp.binaries.ibm.pc.archives and some others it was crossposted to tk@iesd.auc.dk (Tomas Kristensen) writes:
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>-Tomas 
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>* Institute of Electronic Systems  *  ... Then I ran Across a Monster who was*
>* Department of Mathematics and    *    sleeping by a tree.                  *
>*    Computer Science              * And I looked and frowned and the monster*
>*                                  *    was me.                              *
>* University of Aalborg (AUC)      * Well I said hello, and I said hello.    *
>* Fr. Bajers Vej 7  DK-9220 Aalborg* And I asked "Why not?" and I replied    *
>*                                  *    "I don't know."                      *
>* <e-mail: tk@iesd.auc.dk>         * So we asked a simple black bird, who    *
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>*     Tomas                        * And he laughed insane and quipped       *
>*     Kristensen.                  *    "KAHIL GIBRAN"                       *
>*                                  * .....                                   *
>*                                  * The Width Of A Circle: David Bowie.     *
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I'm rather new at this, so I shan't comment.  I merely present it for
your consideration.

--
Marc G. Frank           The most interesting thing about King Charles I is
mgfrank@avernus.com     that he was 5'6" tall at the start of his reign,
                        but only 4'8" tall at the end of it. -- Monty Python
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: verification and change
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:08:25 GMT
Organization: UB

In <rec.music.christian, <31AUG199219410189@zeus.tamu.edu> tll6551@zeus.tamu.edu(Scholar and Fool) writes:

[*most* of post set aside for a rainy day!]

>Just thought I'd clear that up.
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>@  (%&    *$@    )*&%&(  # /_/\/\  |    Terry Leifeste, Scholar and Fool    $
>&  $#% #& (&* (@ $%^$@*  & \_\  /  | TLL6551@ZEUS.TAMU.EDU  TLL6551@TAMZEUS &
>#  ($%    #$*    @#*     @ /_/  \  |----------------------------------------@
>*  @#$*$%&*$@%^@&#%*()@  * \_\/\ \ |   My life is a joke.....               %
>(  @#$^$*%^#$%&#$*       %    \_\/ |             and it's not even funny.   $
>$%&^*$%&$#%^@$%&#%^*#%^@#$#%&^*$%&)($#&@#%$^&#$^*($^$*(V3.2)*#@)!%^*$#%^*$%@&

Uh, Terry?  Here's something else that you might want to clear up!

Ol' Terry here has just discovered the relationship between the <caps Lock>
and the top row of keys on his keyboard.  Isn't that Speshul?

It frightens me beyond descrition to realize that I can actually *read* the
BUAF on the left. . . and it does *NOT* say Scholar! [Does this mean I've been
doing this for too long?]

This .sig is a joke.....
            and it's not even funny.


--jm
                        -=<+meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu+>=-
  "Don't you think that's totally spam?  It's lubricated!  Well, I'm phasing."
                                                       -- Calvin, 9/2/92 --
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 1 Sep 92 23:52:13 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

RFowler@kelvin.jpl.nasa.gov (Robert A. Fowler) writes:

)    _________________________________________________________________
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)                        HONDA -- The only way to fly
)    o          
)  _/\_>   -A proud owner (just wish they were made in the USA)
) O,> / O   [with all respects to Ohio MINE were made in Japan]
)          
)                           CM400T/XL500R/VF500F
)                             '79   '82    '84
)                           
)     Slower trafic keep right (SUCKzukies, HDs, etc.) ->->->->->->->
)    _________________________________________________________________

Looks like a hockey player getting in the rink to me.
From: johny@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Lord Yak Da Hairy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [comp.sys.amiga.audio] Re: Techno mods
Date: 31 Aug 92 14:48:29 GMT
Organization: The Devastating Rear Shot, Inc.

In article <1992Aug22.232026.17243@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> mjbrown@lonestar.utsa.edu (Marc J. Brown) writes:
> _ __ ___ ____ _____ _____________ __ _ ___ ___ _ _  _  _  _  _  _
>///_//__//___//____//_______  _   \\// \\ //   \V/ )/ )/ )/ )/ )/ )  //  //  //
>mjbrown@lonestar.utsa.edu  / // /) )/ _ \V/ _  // (/ // _  // (/ / \X/ \X/ \X/
>"You fat, bloated BAKA!!" (_/(_/(_/(_/ \_)\_)\_)\___/(_/ \_)\___/ of Megawatts

Three Amiga checks, cunningly-concealed BUAF, odd quote.

How can anybody fit something so warlordable into only 4 lines?

-- John Yeates (Lord Yak Da Hairy) ---------------- johny@cogs.susx.ac.uk --
-- ...THIS definitely takes, eats and shits the cake. - allane@unsw.oz.au --
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: GODS (was re. please help)
Date: 23 Aug 92 18:34:22 GMT
Organization: The University of Leeds, School of Computer Studies

In comp.sys.amiga.games, dominik@lobo.rmhs.colorado.edu (Dominik Buszko) signs:
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>  ==========================================================================
> |                                                       / / /              |
> |    Dominik Buszko                                    / / /   Amiga,      | 
> | 1440 Edora Rd. #11                                  / / /   Basketball,  |
> | Fort Collins, CO 80525                       \ \ \ / / /   and Golf      |
> |         USA                                   \ \ X / /                  |
> | e-mail: dominik@lobo.rmhs.colorado.edu         \ X X /   OH YEAH !!!     |
> | phone: (303) 221-4096                My system: Amiga500, 2.5Mb Fast,    |
> |                                      0.5 Chip, PAL, 52Mb HD, two floppy  |
> |                                      disk drives, C=1084S, and modem.    |
>  ==========================================================================

That has to be the worst amiga check I've seen in a sig yet!
You could dump some of the irrelevant information, shift over your
system's specs, and make the check even BIGGER!  OH YEAH!

-neilb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Budrys' Aliens
In-reply-to: wixer!cactus.org!wixer!pro-smof.cts.com!grh@cactus.org's message of 29 Aug 1992 08:57:40 -0500
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 14:21:58 EDT

In article <hs78453@pro-smof.cts.com> wixer!cactus.org!wixer!pro-smof.cts.com!grh@cactus.org (G R Hail) writes:

>Who was more clever than I and figured out what
>Earthly species the aliens of Budrys' _Hard
>Landing_ were closely related to?  I didn't
>think to try to guess what species they might
>resemble until I had read a great deal of the
>novel (it is in the O/N 92 F&SF) and may have
>missed some clues.
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>Send the message email, if you don't want to
>post a spoiler!
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>GRH
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>ProLine  : grh@pro-smof                 *  I am unemployed;
>Internet : grh@pro-smof.cts.com         *  I got these opinions
>UUCP     : crash!pro-smof!grh           *  by begging on the
>ARPA    : crash!pro-smof!grh@nosc.mil  *  main drag near the
>AOL      : GRHail                       *  University of Texas
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>ProLine:  grh@pro-smof
>Internet: grh@pro-smof.cts.com
>UUCP:     crash!pro-smof!grh
>ARPA:     crash!pro-smof!grh@nosc.mil
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How kind of GRH to accommodate those unfortunates in Florida who had
the rightmost 30 columns of their screens blown away in the hurricane.
Even to the extent of repeating most of his signature with the
slightly crooked disclaimer removed. And the AOL address, too; but, of
course, hurricane victims very rarely go back to using AOL right away
anyhow.

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
From: eck@saul.upenn.edu (Brian J. Eck)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: GOTH TYPE PENPAL TYPE THINGS!!
Date: 28 Aug 92 18:26:17 GMT
Organization: Crew of the Flying Saucer
In-reply-to: mcsdc1rem@dct.ac.uk's message of 28 Aug 92 11:24:45 GMT


In alt.gothic, <1992Aug28.122445.250@dct.ac.uk> mcsdc1rem@dct.ac.uk writes:

>ANY UK(OR ANYWHERE ELSE!!) GOTHS / GOTHETTES OUT THERE WANT TO WRITE TO A 
>COMPLETE LONNY/GOTH/VAMPYRE/LOTS OF OTHER THINGS???
>IF SO WRITE VIA PEN AND PAPER TO THE ADDRESS BELOW....
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>GOT TO HAVE SOME WAY OF CONTACTING PEOPLE AS I LOSE COMP PRIVS NEXT WEEK!!
>
>HUNTER  (A FALLEN ONE)
>+----------------------+-------------------------------------------------------+
>| BoB "HUNTER" McANDREW|  "DELVING DEEP :-  DOOM AND FATE ARE THE SAME THING " |
>| Student,             |      "YELLOW BOUNCY BANANA'S RULE THE WORLD!!"        |
>| Dundee Tech.         +-------------------------------------------------------+
>| Scotland.            |  Janet : MCSDC1REM@UK.AC.DCT.CC.VAXB                  |
>|                      |  SNAIL : 190 LOCHEE ROAD, GROUND FLOOR RIGHT,DUNDEE   |
>|		       |	  SCOTLAND.  DD2 2NF.                          | 
>+----------------------+-------------------------------------------------------+

Whew!

So, did ol' Hunter here construct his .sig on a shift key possessing
machine, and then move to a shiftless machine?

Tab damage, SCREAMING post, Janet and real mail addresses, k-k00l
unattributed quotes, goofy nickname, country name that ends with a
period.  *sigh*

I'm going to write via blood and papyrus, if you don't mind.

"DELVING DEEP :- UPPER CASE AND LOWER CASE ARE THE SAME THING "

brian
--
Brian Eck   eck@saul.cis.upenn.edu
Nothing's gonna change my clothes ever anymore.
From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Satanic Crime units?? Re: WoD: Frontline Report
Date: 28 Aug 92 05:54:40 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

in alt.drugs, Bill Harrison (713)-743-2789 (chem91@Rosie.UH.EDU) wrote:

: Bill (not a satanist or a theist)
: 
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: + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\               /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+
: | Bill Harrison,            \             /       "Be as radical as... |
: | University of Houston, TX  >-----------<         reality itself"     |
: | CHEM91@JETSON.BITNET      /             \                V. I. Lenin |
: + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/               \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+

eek. a big nasty monster (satanic or christian in origin, no doubt)
stomped hell out of his ugly ascii border.

then again, given that he posted a sig with a lenin quote in
alt.drugs, maybe it was the cia.

squish.

--
sine nomine      | life is messy.
debbie martinson | don't get any on me
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Site?
Date: 31 Aug 92 09:37:14 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.world.taeis, <BtqEuF.1Et@mtholyoke.edu>, jcrowley@mtholyoke.edu 
( John A. Crowley) writes:

>Denin
>(King of Visgoth)
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Oh, dear!  And it was *so* tasteful before the HiddenTabDamage[TM] was
revealed!

OBgovernment warning label: This is what happens when a fine, upstanding
member of the 'Seven Sisters' allows those of the masculine [sic]
persuasion to infiltrate her ranks!

--jm
meach@get.a.real.sword.dude     |   But who made The meach do it?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mhansen@ssf-sys.DHL.COM (Mykel Hansen)
Subject: Re: Jonny Cat Litter / Ferrets
Organization: DHL Systems, Inc.
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 22:05:21 GMT

In article <nifty.article.ID> kte@INEL.GOV (Kathryn L Cook) writes, at the
end of a discussion all about unneccesary disclaimers ...

[article deleted]

>========== long legal disclaimer follows, press n to skip ===========
>
>Neither the United States Government or the Idaho National Engineering
>Laboratory or any of their employees, makes any warranty, whatsoever,
>implied, or assumes any legal liability or responsibility regarding any
>information, disclosed, or represents that its use would not infringe
>privately owned rights.  No specific reference constitutes or implies
>endorsement, recommendation, or favoring by the United States
>Government or the Idaho National Engineering Laboratory.  The views and
>opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of the
>United States Government or the Idaho National Engineering Laboratory,
>and shall not be used for advertising or product endorsement purposes.

...yyyyow! somebody has an overactive legal department!

-mykle-
--
this signature will cost the net one if not several dollars.
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: How to add a suffix to a bunch of files?
Keywords: shell, script, files, names
Date: 4 Sep 92 00:19:02 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <1992Sep3.213646.26527@msc.cornell.edu> dchin@tamar.msc.cornell.edu (David W. Chin) writes:
>________________________________________________________________________
>Internet:                       |        
>  dchin@helios.tn.cornell.edu   |        
>Bitnet:                         |        Phone:  (607) 257-6576
>  iojj@crnlassp                 |        Add:  401 Thurston Ave., Ithaca
>  iojj@crnlvax5                 |              NY 14850-2431
>  iojj@crnla                    |        Shoe size:  8 1/2
>________________________________|_______________________________________

Four e-mail addresses... yawn.  Even Internet and Bitnet?... nope, i don't care.
Snail mail address... boring, seen it before.  The border?... lame, but so?



But...  SHOE SIZE!!!!  His f*cking SHOE SIZE!!!!  You know what they say
about the size of a man's feet....

C Squared      |      It's in direct proportion to the size of his shoes
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Sound Production of Early Albums?
Date: 25 Aug 92 18:12:13 GMT
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California

Here's another entry for the COMPLEEEEETE-THAT-SIG sweepstakes.
This one fits into the "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW" category.

In alt.music.rush, myempire@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Matt J. Martin) writes:
>
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>  ##########################################################################   
>  ##   /   ##               Progress Before Peace!               ##   /   ## 
>  ##  //   ## Matt J. Martin, Technosociology and Space Politics ##  //   ## 
>  ## ///// ######################################################## ///// ##

[Note: Nazi-related completions will not be considered.]



-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
I have the nasty feeling those slashes were an "SS" symbol...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi62.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: CAN WE REALLY BE SURE THAT...
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Keywords: not quite sure...
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 16:56:18 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi62.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In groups talk.bizarre, comp.ai (boy is this guy witty and ammusing. I bet
he still thinks whoppee cushions are the height of subtle comedy) article 
<BtuqED.GvB@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:

	[A whole bunch of what we in England would call "bollocks"
	deleted. Let's just say it proves what a sad wanker Stevie really is]

> 
> There you go! What a find eh? I am a UNIX God... Well enjoy folks, and
> realize that some day you may consider yourself a super-sleuth like me
> (hahaha - NOT!)
> 
> steve
> -- 
aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA

Old time afw fans may recall this particular bozo. Well, as we are going
through a spate of re-warlords, I thought I might just repost this "effort",
so we can all bathe in the light of Steve's immense wisdom. Notice how
cleverly he integrates his "Subliminal Psychology Major" theme into his
.sig. We in the UK know what a "major" is: its a small, grey mouse that
wears its underpants over its trousers; ineffectual and meek. Of course,
the real laugh is that anyone is still studying Subliminal Psychology at
all. Poor old Steve. Perhaps its all another of his HUGE jokes?

Notice the list of "subliminal messages" (sic) in his .sig.

     BlueJaysRULE           Ahh... a birdspotter. How very... anorak
     BuyMeAQuadra!!!        That'll be a Quadra Manhood dildo, I assume?
     PartyOn                Oh please. Get real, man. Like, excellent dude!!!!
     FlameMeNot!            With a .sig like that? you must be kidding.
     ElvisLives             Yes, you would think that wouldn't you?
     franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca  Send your termcaps here.
     Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx A bit of a giveaway, that one...
     Physics                Yes, well, almost as sad a psychology.

So. Given the above, we can rewrite Stevie's little .sig. Just take out all
the redundant information and the whole thing boils down to:


--
Stevie Franklin. Sad wanker.


There. So much better, I'm sure you'll agree.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: Riding on the wrong side (was: Ignorant Cyclists...)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 15:55:08 GMT

In rec.bicycles.soc, d7hansl@dtek.chalmers.se (Hans Lindberg) sigs:

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>Hans Lindberg
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>    /      /    /	"-Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable
>   /      /    /	 that we have to alter it every six months."
>  /------/    /
> /      /    /				--Oscar Wilde
>/      /    /.....
>

I guess we're lucky, then - in six months, this sig will be out of
fashion and he'll have to alter it.

The Rhealist - Rheal Nadeau - nadeau@bnr.ca - BNR doesn't warlord!
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Ness Gadol Hayah Sham (was: temple mount )
Date: 31 Aug 92 15:34:36 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: ehrlich@bimacs.BITNET (Gideon Ehrlich)

In article <4149@bimacs.BITNET>, ehrlich@bimacs (Gideon Ehrlich) signs:
Shalom     Gideon Ehrlich

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-- 
Yes, folks.  The month of Elul has arrived.  That means you've got 30
shopping days until the New Year (that's what the BUHAF is about), and
Gideon is appropriately informing all of us of this important event.

What I don't understand is, given this, why his article was about Chanukah
(see Subject--it's what the initials on a dreydel stand for).

Wait, you say you're not Jewish?  Never mind.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: WARLORD THIS BABY!
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 17:02:24 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1992Aug23.025707.12976@gozer.mv.com>, klm@gozer.mv.com
(Kevin L. "Loser" McBride) writes:
> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve "butt brain" Franklin) writes:
>

	[Usual pathetic Franklin attempt at warlording deleted]

> 
> I can't.  Really.  Granted, it is 5 lines... but the lines are short,
> and the sexist self-quote is short.  What can I say?  Oh, OK, so it's
> got a bletcherous border, but we can work with that.  Check it out:
> 

	[Very witty and subtle McBozo .sig deleted]


	[n lines of humourous and witty whitespace deleted]

> How's that?

Out.

Now we know... Franklinstein and McBride of Franklinstein are one and
the same sordid self-abuser. I for one didn't want to know, it kind of
spoils the whole romantic mystique that surrounds these two beautiful
people...

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Subject: Re: The most F.I.T.H Operating system
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 06:26:13 GMT
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand

swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum) writes:

> In article <w+anq6a.raj@netcom.com> raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee) writes:
> >-- 
> > /=================================================\
> >// raj@netcom.com      Missed it by >< That much   \================\
> >||                                                                  \\
> >|| Come one, Come ALL! Come join me in the Church of Appliantology  ||
> >\\                   L. Ron Hoover                                  //
> > \==================================================================/
> 
>         You just don't see enough cricket bats on USENET these days.
> 
>         On the other hand, anyone who makes fun of L. Ron Hubbard can't
> be all bad.

True. But Mr Lee isn't, Frank Zappa is.

						- k
						(...little green rosetta....)
-- 
Craig Harding            kilroy@acme.gen.nz             ACME BBS +64 63 3551342
"Jub'f Xvob?"
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Vermont job listings
Date: 3 Sep 92 21:32:53 GMT
Distribution: ne
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH

In ne.general, dnb@meshugge.media.mit.edu (David N. Blank-Edelman) writes:

>  David N. Blank-Edelman              o/    \  /    \ /     /      \o   
>  M.I.T. Media Laboratory            /#      ##o     #     o##      #\
>  E15-473F, (617) 253-2169           / \    /  \    /o\    / |\    / \

Amazing.  Truly amazing.

Who would have thought that you could give gymnastics lessons with
just three lines?

Let's see what other types of skills we can teach in this format:

>  David N. Blank-Edelman              o/    \ |/    /---\
>  M.I.T. Media Laboratory            /#     --+--   |RIP|
>  E15-473F, (617) 253-2169           / \    / |\    |___|

Target Practice!

-- 
Kevin
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: How do I generate the two views for a 3d image (LCD glasses)
Date: 28 Aug 92 16:35:11 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.3d, <1992Aug28.085032.29645@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> 
svenema@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Sven Venema) writes:


>-- 
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I'm not gonna say it. . . I'm NOT gonna say it! (c) R S Holmes, 1992

--jm
meach@almost.had.to.say.it    |      I'll leave it for McSnide!
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