HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ed.general
Subject: Re: About the Festival
Date: 17 Aug 92 10:54:37 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <7217@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
=>
=>In article <1992Aug17.092453@aifh.ed.ac.uk> xindongw@aisb.ed.ac.uk
=>(Xindong Wu) writes:
=>
=>#  I have been told that the Edinburgh Festival has just started, and the
=>#  closing ceremony is superb. 
=>
=>
=>You probably mis-heard.  

Easily done considering the bloody awful racket from the castle. Didn't someone
take them to court a couple of years ago to make them keep the noise down?


-- 
-Jeremy Henderson            |  Anisotropic
 egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk	     |  Density tensor!  Truly
       			     |  a wonderous thing.
			     |			(Joe Green)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: When in the chronicle of wasted time . . .
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 19:48:37 GMT


-I'll take splenetic patois of the Apologentsia for $1000, alex.

<ding>

sean@stat.tamu.edu (Sean Barrett) writes:
	
-God, is he back?

-Yes, and you still have control of the board.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Help me hype up my job title.
Date: 14 Aug 92 19:02:07 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

I received a form to update my undergraduate school's alumni directory.
I don't think they would take "El Supremo Commandante" as a job title.
I am leaning towards:

Assistant Instruction Officer.
Military Assistant to the Dean of Instruction.

However these lack that certain zing that makes it stand out, say, on a
resume.

I do not want "assistant" in it.
I do want "MIS" or "Information Systems" to appear in it.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26692 alt.fan.dan-quayle:2683 alt.usage.english:6649
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.usage.english
Subject: THE DAN QUAYLE DICTIONARY
Date: 19 Aug 92 21:39:53 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dan-quayle,misc.test,alt.usage.english
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'


Albertoe
altoe
antipastoe
autoe
bonitoe
Callistoe
cantoe
Caputoe
concertoe
contraltoe
dittoe
Eratoe
Espositoe
factoe
ghettoe
gustoe
heretoe
hereuntoe
hithertoe
intoe
Itoe
Kyotoe
legatoe
librettoe
magnetoe
Matsumotoe
mementoe
Modestoe
Monsantoe
mosquitoe
mottoe
mulattoe
ontoe
Ottoe
palmettoe
Paretoe
photoe
pintoe
pizzicatoe
Platoe
Plutoe
Portoe
potatoe
prestoe
prontoe
Puertoe
Quitoe
Robertoe
Sacramentoe
Santoe
Shintoe
staccatoe
stilettoe
theretoe
toe
tomatoe
Torontoe
Venetoe
vetoe
vibratoe
Vitoe
wapatoe
-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: feelings
Organization: STORM Project Office, NCAR, Boulder
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 22:29:13 GMT

When I think of the days gone by,
It brings a tear to my eye.
For, knowing what could have been,
I would have not taken it on the chin.
-- 
----\
-jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 17:30:14 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN TALK.BIZARRE bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes: 
)
)Hell, I told cj the rules when we were dating -- if you taste like
)smoke, I'll wash your mouth out.

Hell, *I* told cj the rules when we were dating -- if you taste like
fish, I'll wash your g**ley out.
-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Burning Perrier")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: 19 Aug 92 13:30:47 GMT
	<71340@apple.Apple.COM> <1992Aug19.064822.18140@cco.caltech.edu>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: ajm@wag.caltech.edu's message of 19 Aug 92 06:48:22 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.064822.18140@cco.caltech.edu> ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz) writes:
>   I've *got* to start using smileys.

If you wrote things that were actually funny, it would be easy for us to
tell that you had written them with humorous intent.

:-)

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Sonnet: Rictus Hep
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 07:41:05 GMT

In article <095m1k+.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>In article <9208131912.AA13662@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU> 5405P@CC.NPS.NAVY.MIL ("Percy Bysshe Shelley") writes:
>>'My name is Rictus Hep, king of talk.bizarre:
>>Look upon my posts, ye Newbies, and despair!'
>
>It doesn't fucking scan.

of course the newbie doesn't fucking scan;
he hasn't got the brains god gave amoebae.
but set a good example, if you can,
and soon we shall forget the twerp completely.
it really isn't any use to say
that talk.bizarre is not what once it was;
another hundred newbies every day
could grind us slowly into lifeless dust.

but if we stay, and if we post our best,
and just ignore the worthless and the crass,
with brilliance, we shall overcome the rest,
and they will see the light and kiss our ass.
don't tell me what you're thinking.  yes, i know:
it's true.  carasso simply has to go.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cocoa@iat.holonet.net (Elise - little 'e')
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: The Chocolate Factory
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 04:49:50 GMT


In article <schnitzi.714105232@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Aug17.134751.24740@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>>>
>>>which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?

[deleted]
>Hell with it.  Let's just throw them all in bed together and let them
>fight it out.         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>mark
>
>I'll bring the video camera.  You bring the popcorn.

Too late.  Been there.  Done that. Sorry you missed it.

Just me,

little 'e'


(Chocolate Administrator and Castle Wetware Liason)
--
"and possibly i like the thrill
 of under me you so quite new" - e.e. cummings



-- 
Recently re-located, and now permanently residing at _The_Chocolate_Factory_
*  *   e-mail: cocoa@iat.holonet.net    -     voicemail: 415-337-4940   *  *
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Help me hype up my job title.
Date: 19 Aug 92 11:17:17 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <5908@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>I received a form to update my undergraduate school's alumni directory.
>I don't think they would take "El Supremo Commandante" as a job title.
>I am leaning towards:
>
>Assistant Instruction Officer.
>Military Assistant to the Dean of Instruction.

Shorten it to 
Military Assistant to the Dean

M.A.D.


-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Anagram
Date: 14 Aug 92 16:13:20 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.food.veg
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Aaron Humphrey says:

>>I'm just happy that my eail address has only one "s", and Polewka is thus
>>unable to anagram it into a phrase containing Carasso.

I'm just happy that my email address has no "o" and Polewka is thus
unable to anagram it into a phrase containing Carasso.
From: gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep buys a black silk teddy for Helen
Date: 19 Aug 92 20:54:28 GMT
Organization: The House on Snuggles Hill
X-Current-CD: Jaegeren, Lis S/rensen

"Look! it makes a noise when you press its tummy..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Anagram
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 05:54:33 GMT


In a previous article, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>I'm just happy that my email address has no "o" and Polewka is thus
>unable to anagram it into a phrase containing Carasso.

 rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil -- (@=o)
******************************************
  Carasso: "Hm...in w/ pustulent privy!"
******************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Subject: Re: Help needed with learning oral sex
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 00:11:05 GMT

>gryphon@openage.openage.com (The Golden Gryphon) writes:
>)
>)My SO is learning oral sex with me.  She is currently unable to stop the
>)gag reflex.  She also has this problem with french kissing.
>
>REMOVE THE PIMPLES FROM YOUR PENIS AND FACE 
>AND MAYBE SHE WON'T GAG SO MUCH.

I doubt gryphons have pimples.  Maybe it's the feathers causing trouble ...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: rdc,carasso,mathew,cj,moslem,fuck,gypsy,gooley,misc.test,shameful,ssc
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 07:43:52 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.143641.8253@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>
>rdc, carasso, mathew, cj, moslem, fuck, gypsy, gooley, 
>misc.test, shameful, ssc

is this your killfile, or your finest hour?

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Has Hell Frozen Over Yet? (Was Re: Shaving Bush)
Date: 16 Aug 1992 18:22:13 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu


If Wavey keeps this up, we're going to have to find a new jokebutt.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 03:08:43 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <92231.154259EE117@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK> EE117@LIVERPOOL.AC.UK writes:
>>oh, and men...no votes for your sisters, please.
>
>"What about step-daughters ?"
>                        - Woody Allen
 "What about mothers?""
			 - Hamlet

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: Where Are YOU???? misha's friends
Summary: pus
Keywords: hate
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 10:19:35 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <7s#nn_g.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com writes:

> IN ALT.PERSONALS maxi@carina.unm.edu (Michelle Reinecke) writes:
> )
> )I am a single black female, very tall, seeking people to correspond
> )with from any corner of the world. i will discuss any topic, and will
> )respond to any/all posts sent to me.
> 
> Dear Michelle,
> 
> Why do black people have such big lips? 
> ____________________________________________________________
> ___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
> Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
> Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.

	ahhh, a new pinacle of distaste. i dare you to write her with that 
question and have her post it either there or here you sorry wimp. oh, BTW,
forgeries don't count.


()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: new disney film
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 15:57:51 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1992Aug16.054835.20982@alembic.acs.com> <Bt311q.9Ao@news.cso.uiuc.edu>
  <64132@cup.portal.com>

my two favourite signs on El Camino in Sunnyvale are

	Pioneer Chicken
and	Back Door Meat
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: annoyance
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 21 AUG 92 18:05:40    

In article <l9an5hINNdse@alcor.usc.edu>, rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes...

>In article <1992Aug21.184653.25903@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>>Come on, what I've done isn't really that bad.  It's just that I did 
>>it to an established member of the group.  Flaming newbies is one 
>>thing - that's fine.  If they can't take it screw 'em.  The thing is, 
>>I refuse to recognise t.b's royalty.  And that make you *very* angry.
> 
>John, John, John.  See here; i'm a newbie.  I've been reading this group for
>a few months only, yet i've already understood that we SHOULDN'T flame people
>for what they post on the group.  Maybe the occasional "Get of t.b you fucking
>newbie" but still, keep that to a minimum.

Okay.  I don't think this is really the problem but I intend to 
follow your advice anyway.

JGH
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: LSD: the early days
Date: 15 Aug 92 02:28:48 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <2683@tivoli.UUCP> dfavor@logan.tivoli.com (David Favor) writes:
>the imprinting aspect of the LSD experience has always intrigued me. just
>recently I was scanning some very dry medical journal regarding brain research.
>there was a small footnote that quoted part of a technical paper from some
>obsure research program conducted by Sandoz (I think). the researcher had
>observed, what appeared to him, as dendrite (sp?) growth in brains for 3-4
>weeks following ingestion of less than 500mcg of LSD-25.

Just imagine what he could have observed if he had injested more than 500mcg of
LSD-25.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: 300 words
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 03:20:37 GMT

gbloom@nyx.cs.du.edu (Gregory Bloom) writes:
# sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
# >"What's happening?" I ask, shielding my eyes.  "A man, a
# >plan, a transformation, Elohimes!" she responds.  Her voice
# >shakes the room, threatening to tear the racks of collector
# >thimbles off the very walls.  (In the background, the
# >Beatles sing, "...you don't look different, but you have
# >changed...")  It is now 3:14.
# >
# >She sees my confusion and tries to help.  "A maze," she
# >explains, "A puzzle, amazement.  A jigsaw spider."  At 3:57
# >she hands me the card of the hanged man.  "Eat it," she
# >commands.  "I must be inside you."
# >
# >The automatic coffee maker (whose clock reads a flashing
# >12:00) erupts.
# 
# Descent through nested groups.  The Mormon Choirmaster
# raises his baton expectantly.  "You see it's a spy-ay-ay
# slpits my buns..." warbles the Kenner Close-And-Play.
# An afterimage of the infant Mary's first milk-tooth
# stains the retina of all present.  4:44.
# 
# A web of strings, poised delicately to project a soft
# womb embrace, catches the eye of the lead Mezzo-Soprano.
# A moment of hesitation - all is lost.  A soured similac
# smell derails the focus.
# 
# I blink.  She stares twin steel rails into my hippocampus.
# "The 4:51 express is now boarding."  Click-click-click.
# One diagonal antispin transform and we're antislice.  

Time is now. 13:59, but the coffee maker disagrees. The
parson is looking under the bricks in the path to his
door for the keys to paradise. To no avail. ``Have you
asked the lady in the bottle?'' I ask.

4:44, previous day: the drunken pirate staggers out into
the material world.  "Aye, it's a good day to die," he
mumbles.

Now, it's 8:17. She's pondering the pile of salt someone
left on her doorstep while we were inside making love.
There's blood. It's getting cold, so I leave. I miss
her, but our worlds are askew.

--
J H Woodyatt
Palo Alto, CA
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:25834 alt.elvis.sighting:17
From: bubba@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Gary Beason)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Date: 13 Aug 92 21:52:15 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Purdue University

Witness now the lumbering of the anti-Elvis.

In article <d5h702Px1dVG01@JUTS.ccc.amdahl.com> Earth@ccc.amdahl.com writes:
>
>     So what's so great about Elvis?  I know there are lots of Elvis fan out
>there but I don't see how one can idolize Elvis or any other singer/entertainer in general.  After all, he was only a singer and contributed nothing to the human kind, not to mention the fact that his moral value was just as close as valueless.  I have great admiration for individuals such as McArthur, Churchill, DeGaul, Pasteur, Einstein, and many others because they contributed so much to the world.  If they are still alive today, I'm sure they will contribute even
>more to solve current world problem.  But should Elvis still be alive today,
>what could he contribute beside serving as an old, outdated, immoral, false
>idol?

You see, Elvis is so very you-and-me, yet not you-and-me.  You've
contributed nothing either to the morality of this world, yet that is
what you value.  Elvis may not have contributed to the morality, but
such was not his aim, and thus he is you-and-me, though not very much
you.

As Mojo Dixon says, "Elvis is everywhere."

We are not interested in Elvis the Singer, Elvisthe Tub o' Goo, Elvis
the Karate Kid--we are pursuing to glimpse him.  I believe that seeing
Elvis is contingent upon something within us--we can't see Elvis
unless the time is right, unless we are deserving.  And it's not a
matter of believing that Elvis is alive.  No, it lies in achieving
Elvis-harmony within ourselves, when our pelvis in synch with the
world around us.

Go, Anti-Elvis, take your pithy mind elsewhere; you are not wanted
here.  Unbeliever!  Miscreant!

Gary Beason
bubba@mace.cc.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Organization: t.b
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 17:41:51 GMT

cocoa@iat.holonet.net (Elise - little 'e') writes:
> Too late.  Been there.  Done that. Sorry you missed it.

     Hey, t.b's 'e'z, ain't it, little 'e'?
Nothing to it.  Post a cliche, and oh yes, direct
the followups to misc.test as you so cleverly did.

> (Chocolate Administrator and Castle Wetware Liason)

     Hon, chocolate may be the cat's meow
in soc.singles, but it don't quite get it
over here.

--Starcap'n Ra,      {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
   *somebody*           {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
   around here's got                      ^---------------The Wrong Choice
   to think past his         internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
   goddam dick and uphold
   a few fucking standards around here
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Denatured Alcohol
Date: 14 Aug 92 10:53:37 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In REC.RAILROAD.MODELS article <1992Aug13.132026.12845@bmers145.bnr.ca>
fraserf@bnr.ca writes:

#  when I got it, I had to sing the "Poison Book"

To which tune?

-- Ken "perhaps `Oh, what a lovely Warfarin'" Johnson
-- 
////  Advice to dieters:          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////    Never eat more than       ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////    you can carry.            ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////               -- Miss Piggy  ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: BEST IN BED
Date: 21 Aug 92 20:21:27 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <Bt5Gvv.5pv@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <1992Aug17.134751.24740@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>>
>>which female in t.b would be most likely to get this title?
>
>I suppose it depends on who is offering the title.  You see, the females
>of t.b are a disparate bunch.  They are all different people, each with
>their own style.  Some of them I wouldn't want to take to bed; others I
>would be desperate to do so.  And of course, for others, the opinion might
>differ as to who would be interesting and who wouldn't be.  Such is life.


<blah blah blah blah>

Ok, look Christine set's up for a good joke, and YOU FUCKERS GO and
psychoanalyze the situation.  JESUS, just say "YOU CHRISTINE"

and be done with it, JESUS!
-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: Re: latent fears
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 13:37:33 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <9208131157.58@rmkhome.UUCP>  writes:
*In article <1992Aug12.133920.10282@cs.rose-hulman.edu>  
jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
*>Distribution: world
*>
*>
*>I still have a few bogey men fears left from my childhood. While cabling up a  
*>lab for ethernet yesterday, I found myself on a ladder, head up in the false  
*>ceiling, arm into a hole in the wall up to the armpit, trying to reach the  
*>cable for this bench. I suddenly had the irrational fear that something in  
*>there was straining to reach my hand and munch down on it.
*
*
*That might not be all that irrational.  It's probably where waldby is
*spending the summer.
*
*-- 
*
*Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!    Could that be how he is getting out--by way of a  
vampire tap in the spine?

Say it ain't so, ma.
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