From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Hey LameFlame losers! reply to M.
Keywords: Schmuck
Date: 21 Jul 92 20:02:11 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <76317@ut-emx.uucp> swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum) writes:
>In article <1992Jul20.174729.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Jul16.142559.428@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>>> In article <1992Jul14.174058.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>>(Troll's text deleted to make way for the ensuing carnage.) 
>>
>>> You are one clueless piece of shit aren't you Troll.  And while we are on the
>>> subject, who, other than a fucking retard, would answer to Troll.   Does
>>
>>Not so clueless that the subtle nuances of punctuation and using a question
>>mark  when I ask a question escape me, unlike yourself cretinous crawler.  Poor
>>spelling is one thing but even the most uneducated idiot typically knows enough
>>to end a question with a question mark- I guess you must go to even more of a 
>>"advertised-on-the-back-of-a-matchbook" school than you claim that I attend.
>>You're probably an English major there no doubt.
>
>	Oh, please.  Surely you jest.  "Subtle nuances of punctuation"
>apparently does not include the use of commas, eh, Troll?  Good gravy!
>That's more run-on gibberish than I've seen since Dan Quayle was in law
>school!  There's an old saying about a pot and a kettle that seems most
>apropos here...
>
>>
>>> this mean you are four feet tall, green, butt ugly, and live under a bridge?
>>> (four lines deleted to appease poster)
>>
>>If you had been conscious or at least sentient at the time of my "Hi Boyz and
>>Girlz!" post you might know why I am called troll.  I'll assume you were too
>					     ^
>>busy masturbating or that you didn't yet know how to read at that time- which
>>is obviously the case with an idiot of your enduring quality.  Let's talk
>>... (deleted for brevity and in the name of good taste)
>
>	Oops.  Apparently capitalization is a concept a bit too
>subtle for you as well.  Certainly there is no doubt that M is a flatulent
>writer, but to make noises to the effect that he is inferior because he
>writes poorly somehow fall a bit flat when the writing with which you attempt
>to skewer him is riddled with such egregious errors.  Actually, your general
>style is bereft of goodness and readability as well, but personal style
>(or lack thereof) being what it is, I will refrain from commenting further.
>>
>>> And what's this, University of Scranton?  What the fuck kind of lame school
>>> is this?  What do you need to get in to this fine institution, a GED and a
>>> pulse?  Can you say Mickey Mouse U?  Can you say Community Collage?  Go to
>>> a real school you worthless scum.  >>(No, but I can say Community CollEge.)
>								     ^^^^^^^
>	Actually, I have to admit I liked this very much, although the
>concept of a Community Collage is very intriguing.  Somehow I conjure up
>images of that guy who wraps colored plastic around islands and calls it
>"Art."
>
>>This just shows what fine work your educational institution did with you, but
>>I guess the cards were stacked against them since there special ed. department
>						   ^^^^^
>>wasn't well established.
>
>	Apparently Remedial Ed. (sic) programs are not flourishing, either.
>
>>> 
>>
>>>The reason nobody wasted their time on your last post is that it was painfully
>>>obvious that your lame ass wasn't worth it.  You had that stupid quote from
>>>Gun's 'N Roses. This, coupled with where you posted from, was a dead give away
>>>as to just how much of a loser you really are.
>>> 
>>More likely that the real reason was that you and Matt Welsh and a couple other
>>of your "butt buddies" got together at your weekly lame flamers meeting to
>>pool your dwindling intellects in a vane attempt to reply to me and we see
>>the sparkling product of your collective workmanship here today.  I'll excuse
>>it though because after the lot of you homos circle-fucked each other silly
>>you were'nt much up to writing, so try again "Rat-Bastard".  (thanx Matt)
>     ^^^^^^^
>     Oh, yes, very nice.
>>
>>								TRoll
>
>	Look on your keyboard.  See the little "squiggly thing" next to the
>period (the dot)?  That is called a comma.  Commas are used in English to
>separate thoughts and to insert pauses where natural speech patterns suggest
>they occur.  If you must insist on being a pedantic schmuck, you might at
>least consider making your diatribes readable by learning to apply these
>marvelous things.
>
>>P.S.  I'm not prejudice against you because you're homos, in fact I'm glad
>>because it keeps you off the streets and out of the gene pool.
>
>	Couldn't resist one more run-on, could you?  I find it most dis-
>heartening that you are at a university, even one in Scranton.  Perhaps
>Larry Holmes is the guest professor there in his home town.
>
>	Sheesh.  At least Patrick makes fun of Bruce in an INTERESTING way.
>-- 
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Comment also on his use of the word prejudi where 'prejudiced' actually
belongs.  A lecture on proper syntax of the English language is not complete
if nouns, verbs, and adjectives are not covered.