From: duehara@yosemite.math.ucla.edu (Dana Uehara)
Subject: The GT Quotes File as of 1/9/93
Reply-To: duehara@yosemite.atmos.ucla.edu
Organization: UCLA, Mathematics Department
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 93 20:50:05 GMT

Here's the current listing of quotes from the current Goof Troop series.  If you
have any corrections or additions, please feel free to mail me at the
"Reply-To" address.


------------------------------- From "Goof Troop" ------------------------------

Max:  "On a scale of one to ten, how much does your dad usually like me?"
PJ:  "Less than zero?"
						-- "O, R-V, I N-V U"

Max:  "There's Las Vegas...  dead ahead!"
PJ:  "Oh, man, don't say *dead*!"
						-- "O, R-V, I N-V U"

Pete:  "How do you like *them* apples?"
Goofy:  "I think they're pretty *rotten*!"
						-- "Goof Under My Roof"

Max:  "Why don't you just tell her 'no'?"
PJ:  "Watch...  *ahem*...  Pistol...  no."
Pistol:  "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
	  No one will read to me!......" 
PJ:  "Four, three, two...  and cue the mom!"
Peg [offstage]:  "PJ?!  ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO YOUR SISTER?"
Max:  "Okay, okay, I believe ya!  How do you make her stop?"
PJ:  "Huh?  Oh, that's easy!...  *ahem*...  Yes, Pistol, I will read to you!"
Pistol [stops crying]:  "Okay..."
						-- "Pistolgeist"

Pete:  "So get in that mobile cage of yours, and get the truck out of here!"
Circus Owner:  "But our truck is down *there*!"
Pete:  "I *know*..."
						-- "Three Ring Bind"

Goofy:  "You look like a big hamburger, Petey.  And big hamburgers need big
	 buns!...  Some fast-rising bread mix ought to do the trick..."
                				-- "Goof Under My Roof"

PJ:  "Game called on account of Mom!"		-- "Waste Makes Haste"

Max:  "I'll leave the judges screaming!"
PJ:  "Yeah -- for the exits!  Come on, man, you know you stink!"
Max:  "Stink?"
PJ:  "Like a skunk with B.O.!  Maybe if we do a nice little tap dance or..."
Max:  "Oh, I get it!  You mean the act needs a little more polish!"
PJ:  "Max, it needs *dry cleaning*."
						-- "Talent To The Max"

Max:  "Heh-heh...  we call this the *speed* bump..."
						-- "Lethal Goofin'"

Peg:  "I wouldn't luau with you if my hula hips *depended* on it!"
						-- "Wrecks, Lies And Videotape"

Max:  "This was Calamityville...  and we *liked* Calamityville..."
						-- "Close Encounters Of The
						    Weird Mime"

Goofy: "Let's get down to business."
Gladys:  "Right here?"
Goofy:  "Right *now*!"
						-- "Date With Destiny"

Goofy: "Have a dish of fish and some ham, jam, a side of cream and a jelly
	bean!  Oops, almost forgot the olive loaf."  
						-- "Wrecks, Lies, And Videotape"

Gladys:  "Here's the *bill* for all of my time you've taken up."
Peg:  "Bill?  What bill?"
Gladys:  [shoves Pete out of his seat]  "Lady, let me tell you about your 
         husband's sense of humor..."
						-- "Date With Destiny"

Max:  "Mr. P., baby's taking the engine out of your car!"
						-- "And Baby Makes Three"

Max:  "You know, maybe we're targeting the wrong audience..."
PJ:  "Eighty-five gallons of sweat later you tell me this?"
						-- "And Baby Makes Three"

Pistol:  "Isn't playing circus the mostest fun ever?"
PJ:  "Right up there with de-gunking the gutters, babe..."
						-- "And Baby Makes Three"

Max:  "Can't you see he's only mortal?  If you poke him with crayons, will 
       he not bleed?...  He's trying to be the best brother he can, giving 
       you the best years of his life, but do you care?  No...  as soon as 
       *baby* gets here -- you'll toss him away like a used Kleenex!  Oh, the 
       *shame* of it!"
						-- "And Baby Makes Three"

Pistol:  "Not to bug you, Daddy, s'just a small request...  Can I have a baby 
          brother?"
Pete:  "Yeah, yeah, candy, ice cream, baby brother, anything...  as soon as 
        your mother gets home."
						-- "And Baby Makes Three"

Peg:  "Dimple-buns, I hate to get personal during a business deal, but what 
       happened to your *pants*?"
						-- "Tee For Two"

Peg:  "Hmm...  Extreme shifty-itis of the eyeballs...  The treatment *failed*!
       Which makes him a perfect *guinea pig*...  I mean, *patient*...  for
       the East Albanian Earthworm Pack!"
						-- "To Heir Is Human"

Peg:  "No choice but to resort to the Pre-Colombian Putrid Purge!...  Vinegar,
       mustard and cod-liver oil -- cures one out of every thousand -- and 
       pretty much finishes off everybody else..."
						-- "To Heir Is Human"

Pete:  "Goofy?"
Peg:  "That's him."
Pete:  "The course pro."
Peg:  "None better."
Pete:  "I beat him, I win the trophy."
Peg:  "You got it."
						-- "Tee For Two"

Pete:  "Now, Peg, I know I look good in a tutu, but...  uh-UH!!"
						-- "Goofin' Up The Social
						    Ladder"

Goofy:  "Passionate, isn't she?"		-- "Goofin' Up The Social
						    Ladder"

Goofy:  "If your son was my son, I'd still be an idiot!"
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Max:  "You okay?"
Goofy:  "Guess we better check the 'What to do if you don't know what to
	 do' section."
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Pete:  "I almost forgot the bullets."
						-- "You Camp Take it With You"

Max: "We're losing the trailer!"
Goofy:  "Take the wheel, Max!" 
Max:  "But I'm only eleven-and-a-half years old!" 
Goofy:  "That's okay, Max!  This car is old enough to drive itself!"
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Max:  "You need a license to do this?!?!"
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Goofy:  "Forget it, Max!"
Max:  "But why?"
Goofy:  "Creepy movies don't agree with you, son!"
Max:  "What are you talking about?"
Goofy:  "Remember that old witch in 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'?  
	 *Hyuk*...  You got so scared, you had hiccups for a *week*!"
PJ:  "Snow White...?"
Max:  "No way!  That was, uh, *pickles*..."
Goofy:  "Max, you can't watch Grandma stuff a chicken without getting faint!"
Max:  "The *past*, Dad, you're talking about the *past*!  I'm eleven-and-a-half!
       Nothing scares me..."
PJ:  "Except math tests..."
Max:  "That's *different*, PJ...  Besides, his dad says it's a part of
       manhood!"
PJ:  "I'm still working on *boyhood*..."
						-- "Midnight Movie Madness"

Max:  "You'll be the first kid on our block to break the sound barrier!"
PJ:  "Come on, I've already broken the *pain* barrier..."
						-- "Hot Air"

Max:  "Aw, Peej, fishing with your dad!  What could be more fun?"
PJ:  "Eating *glass*!  You know what fishing with him is *like*?  Not to 
      mention when I turn *green* and toss three meals a day!"
						-- "Slightly Dinghy"

Max:  "Remember the three rules of camping...  be clean, be courteous and be
       careful!  Helping this guy is the courteous thing to do!"
PJ:  "You'll let me know when we hit that part about being *careful*?!"
						-- "You Camp Take It With You"

Pete:  "Toast, son?  Two slices or three?"
PJ:  "Two plus three is five, minus two is three, minus two is one!"
Pete:  "Okay, so you can add!  Want an egg?"
PJ:  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Pete:  "Okay, no eggs!  Say, don't tell me you want a candy bar for breakfast!"
PJ:  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!...  I can't take it any more...  and eggs... and
     toast... and jelly... and a slice of pizza..."
Max:  "Down, PJ, *down*!!"
Pete:  "Say, what's wrong with him?"
Max:  "He memorized the math book forty-seven times!  I think he's got numbers
       on the brain..."
Pete:  "Oh, playing *sick*, eh?  Trying to get out of that test, eh?  Well,
        you can't fool me...  I was a fool *way* before you were born!"
						-- "Axed By Addition"

PJ:  "What if...  I flunked?"
Pete:  "FLUNK?!?!  And make *my* brains look bad?!"
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Max:  "So what looks good today, Outer Mongolian Worry Warts or Peruvian
       Pus-Face?  We'll mix and match 'em...  the grosser the better..."
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Pete:  "Pistol!  What are you doing?  Little bitsy girls can't fly!"
Pistol:  "I'm not flying, Daddy... I'm *landing*!"
Pete:  "Landing?  Oh, that's different...  *LANDING*?!!"
						-- "Hot Air"

Goofy:  "But Pistol, you're only four years old!"
Pistol:  "Four-and-a-*half*!"
Max:  "She'll never see *five*..."
						-- "Hot Air"

Director:  "Okay, enough rehearsing!  Let's do a take with the camera running!"
Pete:  "Heh-heh...  WHAT?!!?  REHEARSAL?!?!!  Why you...  I'm gonna punch
	you so hard your *mom* will get a black eye!!"
						-- "Hot Air"

Pete:  "The gorilla is gonna fly the plane?!!"
Director:  "Don't worry!  Hasn't crashed one in *days*!"
Pete:  "DAYS?!?!?!"
						-- "Hot Air"

Goofy:  "Getting pretty good at this hammering thing!  Been over two hours 
         and I haven't hit a...  *ah-ha-how-oo!*...  finger.  Still got seven 
         more good ones, anyway...  *ow-hoo!*... six more...  *ee-hoo!*...  
         five more...  *ow!*..."
						-- "Forever Goof"

Max:  "PJ, why are you telling me all this?"
PJ:  "In case we don't make it, I want to go with a clear conscience, y'know?"
						-- "Forever Goof"	

Max:  "One word of this to *anyone* and your pigtails will be *orphans*!"
						-- "Date With Destiny"

Pete:  "How many times do I have to tell you...  do as I *think*, not
	mean what I say?!!"
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Pete:  "That's my boy...  doesn't want to go slow and painful...  wants to
	go *fast* and painful..."		
						-- "Axed By Addition"

Pete:  "Step on it, Pop!  Get this thing to Spoonerville!"
Homer:  "What?  And risk Mr. G.'s dishes?"
Pete:  "SANITY BEFORE CROCKERY!!"		
						-- "Forever Goof"

PJ:  "You think this will really work?"
Max:  "I'd stake your life on it, dude!"		
						-- "Forever Goof"

Goofy:  "A--lo--ha!  That there's Hawaiian for 'aloha'!"
						-- "Forever Goof"

Goofy:  "Little?  Why, my son's twice as tall as I was when I was only *half*
	 his size!  Come on, son, we're leaving!...  Forgot we live here...
	 *You* get out!"
						-- "Forever Goof"

Pete:  "My PJ's *nobody's* fool!"
Goofy:  "Oh, yeah?  Well, my Max is *twice* the fool of your son and then some!"
						-- "Forever Goof"


Acknowledgements/Contributors:

From jdb8042@tamuts.tamu.edu (John D. Baker)
From duehara@yosemite.atmos.ucla.edu (Dana Uehara)
From agent99@kretin.infoserv.com (Wendy Lee)
From fields@aludra.usc.edu (Canis)
From pochron@picard.cs.wisc.edu (David Pochron)
--
===============  Dana Uehara (duehara@yosemite.atmos.ucla.edu) ===============
"You can't fool me!  I was a fool *way* before you were born!"	  -- Pete
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