From: bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Subject: Robinson is a loser (was Re: Troll is a loser (was: Re: Grammar flames and a reply to Steve.))
X-Roger-Taylor-Quote: Don't get into religion, it tends to fuck people up.
X-Backmasking-Message: steliot sevol ylleK kciR
X-Advertisement: Buy a Honda.
X-Bruce-Bufalini-Quote: Better to get laid than laid off.
X-Political-Statement: K e n   R o b i n s o n for President in 2032.
Reply-To: bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
X-Whoosh: WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH
Organization: Pep$i $tate Univer$ity
X-Subliminal-Message: IBM 370 assembler sucks big time.
X-Oggle: OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 22:12:24 GMT

In article <robinson-250792000524@psy29.psy.utexas.edu>, robinson@psyvax.psy.utexas.edu (John G. Robinson) writes:
>In article <&q21H2z3o8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@above.gis.psu.edu (Bruce
>A Bufalini) writes:
>
>> Troll's statements are quite easy for anyone with intelligence to understand.
>> I suspect that you are misinformed, for I am not a computer program; I am
>> Bruce.
>> 
>
>Shades of "We are Borg!"  My hypothesis that you are an experiment in
>Artificial Idiocy is looking more plausible.

No, your hypothesis is doomed, for artificial idoicy is unnecessary when one
possesses real intelligence.  You, sir, appear to be the individual in need of
artificial idiocy.

>> Bruce can grasp that difference, for Troll has kicked many peoples' asses,
>> especially M's.  Perhaps you would like to be next in line of ass kickings.
>> 
>
>If your definition of "ass kicking" is, as I suspect, proclaiming oneself
>the victor a la Saddam Hussein, then I have no doubt that I will be a
>future "victim."

No, my definition of "ass kicking" is more on a par with the USA proclaiming
victory against Saddam, which has occured many times, for Troll has at least 5
victories against Bur.

>> At least my headers are quite amusing.
>
>OK.  Let's take another merry romp through Mr. Bufalini's "hilarity":
>
>> Newsgroups: alt.flame
>
>Well, you got that right, at least.  (Although I suppose a more appropriate
>forum would be alt.dicksuckers.troll).

Although I suppose you and Bur should be the only posters to that group.

>> Path: sol.ctr.columbia.edu!usc!wupost!uwm.edu!psuvax1!atlantis.psu.edu!above.gis.psu.edu!bufalini
>
>God, he even found his way all the way here!

All of my posts do.

>> Subject: Re: Troll is a loser (was: Re: Grammar flames and a reply to Steve.)
>               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Has potential; let's read on...

Has no potential, for you overlooked the "Re:" part of the subject, which from
my posts, nullifies "Troll is a loser."  Therefore, Troll is not a loser.
Your point has been proven null.

>> X-Backmasking-Message: steliot sevol ylleK kciR
>
>Don't we all?  What would we do without them?

But the biggest love of Rick's life is that with toilets, for he worships
them.  Would you care to join him?

>> X-Advertisement: Buy a Honda.
>
>Drive a piece of shit and put an American out of work.  A worthy sentiment.

Drive a quality automobile made in America, by Americans, and for Americans.
My 1986 Honda Accord was built in Marysville, Ohio, and will (literally) last
forever.  Unlike any American piece of shit you will ever own.

>> X-Bruce-Bufalini-Quote: Better to get laid than laid off.
>
>I hope the person who came up with "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
>than a bottle in front of me" sues you for your dick for that one.

That person has no basis for ever suing me, for I did not derive my quote from
the quote you are referring to.

>> X-Political-Statement: K e n   R o b i n s o n for President in 2032.
>
>Why wait so long?

X-Political-Statement: K e n   R o b i n s o n for President in 1992.
X-Political-Statement: John G. Robinson for net.asshole in 1992.  

Happy now?

>> Sender: news@atlantis.psu.edu (Usenet)
>
>Nice to know they can afford it.

They can very easily.  The University of Texas at Austin, on the other hand,
can't afford anything:


And the poster, Mr. Robinson, is The Daily Loser every day.

>> X-Whoosh: WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH
>
>Ah!  The sound of air rushing through his ears!

No, one of my three dimensions: WHOOSH, Bruce, and OGGLE.  Air is incapable of
rushing through my ears.  You seem to be quite misinformed.

>> Organization: Pep$i $tate Univer$ity
>
>A fine institution.  I hear Alfred E. Neuman used to teach there.

A very fine institution.  Too bad you'll never understand the pun on Penn
State.

>> References: <1992Jul22.193455.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> <1992Jul24.041849.6525@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> <0xc1Hp8tn8@atlantis.psu.edu> <robinson-240792103901@psy7.psy.utexas.edu>
>
>Oh, come now, let's not drag EVERYBODY into it!

Why not?  You did.

>> X-Subliminal-Message: IBM 370 assembler sucks big time.
>
>Hint:  ALL assemblers suck big time.

Hint: I never said all assemblers didn't suck big time.  I just happened to
pull one out of that set of assemblers.

>> X-Oggle: OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
>
>Deja WHOOSH

Refer to the above regarding WHOOSH, Bruce, and OGGLE.

>> Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 17:18:54 GMT
>
>This, I think, is the only way you will ever get a date...

Wrong, for I have had more dates than you could ever dream of having.

>I am truly in stitches.

Do you always post from the hospital emergency room?

>> No, I am not a computer program.  You seem to thrive on stupidity.
>> 
>
>You actually remind me of the Eliza program that used to amuse me a long
>time ago.  One of the first stabs at AI, from what I hear.  An example:

> [Eliza text deleted for it is irrelevant.]

You actually remind me of an individual who is lost in the center of a giant
cloud of misinformation.  The first example of Real Idiocy, from what I hear.

>> >The only place he has said anything worthwhile is in _your_ dreams.  Please
>> >wake up.
>> 
>> No, for he has said many worthwhile things in alt.flame.  You have no
>> information about my dreams; therefore, your statement is being considered an
>> unwarranted extrapolation and is being discarded at once.
>
>Ah.  This confirms that you are one of:  a.  a botched computer program, as

I am not a computer program.  I am Bruce.  You are an individual who is living
a misinformed lifestyle.  Your brain requires repair.

>I suspected before; b.  someone who has been living under a rock for years

No, for 478 East Beaver Avenue, Apartment 517 does not even a little bit 
resemble a rock.  Perhaps you would like to prove otherwise.

>and therefore has no grasp of the current vernacular; or c.  (and I think
>this is most likely)  an utterly clueless idiot.

No, Bruce has many clues.  You seem to be confused.  You appear to be the one
in dire need of clues.

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