From: uds@wsu-eng.eng.wayne.edu (Seetamraju Udaybhaskar)
Subject: Seetamraju-Digest # 116...
Followup-To: poster
Reply-To: uds@wsu-eng.eng.wayne.edu (Seetamraju Udaybhaskar)
Organization: Wayne State University, Detroit
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 06:12:22 GMT


The first 115 issues of this digest went to /dev/null.  (anyway, 116
is a holy number in S.India).

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Movie : Zindagi Ek Jua.
Actors : AK, MD, Shakti Kapoor, Anupam Kher, and ofcourse Amrish Puri.

Stupendous acting by Madhuri.
Bappi lahari music -- shades of Disco Deewanae...

Nice songs.... good songs.  LOUSY dances.  Inspite of the fact 
that MD dances for the songs.  I used perspective vision theory
to estimate her mini skirt lengths to be of the order 10 to 10.1 cm

Mammary-labial distance between the hero&you-know-who is too miniscule to
discern given the bad pixel density of my 31 inch TV screen (Maybe the
xloadimage+768x1024 pixel density of my sun workstation will do the job)...
MD must really like AK, to let him do this time & time again.

Samooching galore...beta!... lekin hamae kuch dikhtaa nahin.  Everything goes
on behind the scenes (actually behind the head of AK).

Shades of Big B steps in AK 's dances.

You should see her in her white top (actually white `middle' -- as the top of
that top is way from the `top')

Dialogues in Hindi movies are getting to be as stingy and sarcastic as in
telugu movies.  Is this a rub-off from Hindi movies scripted and made
in South India.

Aiyyyoo! I forgot.  A boat chase in HongKong.  FOllowed by a motorbike chase
through kowloon I think.


Another movie ---------------------------------------------------------------
Yudhpath : (or have I mixed the movie names?) starring sidhdhaarth, ekta, etc..
		Kulbhushan Kharbanda...
Nice acting all along.  But excessive violence.  This ekta really can act.
Not the usual masala songs and dances, and NOT the usual masala story.
Gory violence start to end.
This sidhdharth, I think is a popular TV star.  Macho stud.  Very good
screen play.  As usual, I shall `dwell' on the way the hero and ekta,
do pichkoo-chichkoo....

In short a very refreshing movie.  Definitely NOT entertaining/fun.
Very well directed and scripted.

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Shola aur Shabnam : I know I saw this movie, but I cant recall what I
		    saw in that movie.  Unlike my brain, the `other' parts
of my body retain complete history of their functioning like the `csh'.
Must have been a wonderful movie.


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Jo Jeeta wahi Sikandar : Ayesha-Julka again.  I didnt notice she was this
			 short.  anyway.......
Amir Khan, A.J, Deepak Tijori, and
	Pooja "kamasutra" bedi.  (yeeaaach! yuuckk!)
after seeing her legs, displayed on wholesale, I had this feeling that
condom-sales must have hit rock bottom in india after that K-word ad on TV (?)

Ay (that's my nickname for Ayesha) is attired prim and proper.  Unlike in
the khilaadi movie.

WOnderful songs.  Supposed to be produced by the same people who made QSQT.
`pahaaadi pradesh' -- dehradun.  Damn well-knit story.  photography is good.
I liked the tunes and dances very much.  Anand-Milind music.

Oh! aiyyoo! I forgot.  chumma ! yes.  labio-suction (not liposuction).
		that too pooja K. Bedi.  Yuck! Blechchch!AAAAAAAArghgh!
I am sure amir khan, flushed his mouth with nirma, after that scene.  I am
wondering whether I should ship him a couple of gallons of our CLOROX-2.

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DipaavaLi is a few months away.  Imagine, how wonderful India will be then,
while I am figuring out which shelf TK 817.2349 .G345 1944 is in the library.

I hate my life here. man. I hate my life here.
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I am sending this to be distributed around the world.  If the charter of SCI
has been changed to exclude postings not based on copyright violations
from books from the libraries, then

your esteemed person requested to inform me of such opinion. I stopping posting.
ts.  The ration shops in India, are
	  more predictable and reliable, as regards sugar-availability.
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I am at present `chewing' on HAJMOLA ! (asali DABUR ka!)  Was pretty surprised
to find it at patel brothers.  These guys are now figuring a way out to
import supari into US.  The US law on one side, the indian brain on the other.
Its a totally unequal fight.  Hope to see supari packaged as something else
ofcourse, in about a year's time, at your nearest PB.
(Note : PB is not
Peanut Butter,
Portly Ballerina
Pista Badam
Prabhu Balaraman
Play Boy Channel
Pancha Bathruka (NTR addressing Paanchaali in MAYASABHA in Daaana Veera Soora
							   Karna).
.......

But
   Patel Brothers.)
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