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From: chrisvh@med.unc.edu (Chris G. vanHasselt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Debate thoughts!
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:41:51 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: UNC-CH School of Medicine
Originator: chrisvh@nakina

As I listened to the first debate last night, it struck me that since
there are now three candidates that instead of a debate, why not a game of
Jeopardy?

A few reasons why:

1)  We know Alex Trebek.  Alex Trebek is a friend of ours.  Jim Lehrer,
you are no Alex Trebek!

2)  We would know about each candidate's button pushing skill.  After all,
a president has his one finger on the nuclear button.  I want to know if
he has the skill to know when to push it, and how to push it.

3)  With the choice of some good categories, we would know how much a
candidate really knows.  Example categories for questions:  World
Geography, Weapons of War, the Middle East, the Congress...etc.

4)  Jeopardy is good for the losers.  After all, what is Walter Mondale
doing now?  What does he have, except memories?  At least if he had played
Jeopardy, he would have a copy of the home game!

Just my opinion
Please share your thoughts!

Chris van Hasselt
chrisvh@med.unc.edu


P.S.  If you think that rec.humor is the wrong place to post this, and you
think I should have posted to alt.rec.soc.humor.funny.political.satire,
please, do everyone a favor and TAKE A LAXATIVE!
From: huddle@vttcf.cc.vt.edu (Scott Huddle)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: Halloween costume ideas
Date: 15 Oct 92 20:40:06 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech, Blacksburg, VA

I had heard about a guy who dressed completely in black and carried a
large circle of black cardboard. 

He could be a question mark, an exclamation point, a semi-colon, a
period, a colon, ...

Rather clever, I thought.
--
-scott
From: la@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Lewis Alderton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WOODY ALLENISMS PLEASE !!!!!!
Date: 10 Oct 92 17:34:16 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Edinburgh

My brain - that's my second favourite organ : Sleeper

Is sex dirty - yes if it's done properly 

Don't knock masterbation it's sex with someone you love
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Election Jokes
Date: 13 Oct 92 01:41:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnus.1992Oct13.014155.19545
Organization: The Ohio State University

In article <70858@hydra.gatech.EDU> vaps0de@prism.gatech.EDU (Dustin Emhart) wr
ites:
>
>You think this isn't the appropriate group? Obviously you're not familiar
>with American politics....
>
>"We need some continuity, and we need some change."
>         --Bill Clinton, in tonight's
>           (U.S.) Presidential debate

     One question: Do you understand the meaning of the word some?
                                                             ^^^^
>--
>Dustin Emhart                       |  CS Majors: We do more after 11 pm than
>Georgia Institute of Technology     |  most people do all day.
>Internet: vaps0de@prism.gatech.edu  |        -- me

     Ahh, I get it! The quote contained more letters than just A-F! :^)

objoke: Clinton and Bush walked into a bar.  They said "OUCH!"
        It was a metal bar.

-Mark
From: nayak@ds1.scri.fsu.edu (Krishna Nayak)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 13 Oct 92 02:01:26 GMT
Reply-To: nayak@ds1.scri.fsu.edu (Krishna Nayak)
Organization: SCRI, Florida State University

In article <Bvuy7t.LCu@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> bwhemphi@cantor.math.uwaterloo.ca (Barry Hemphill) writes:
>In article <1992Oct4.215334.27084@nntp.uoregon.edu> jcw@darkwing.uoregon.edu writes:
>>Someone please post a copy of the 1,000,000 question purity test.  Thanks.

>I don't have my copy handy, but you can make your own pretty easy:

>for i = 1 to 1000000 (Or whatever, see it's flexible too :-)
>   print"Are you a virgin?"
>next i

Correction...

for (i=0;i<1e6;i++) {
 printf("Have you ever had sex with %d people/animals/inatimate objects\n",i+1);
 printf(" at the same time ?? \n");
}



--
Krishna Nayak  --  nayak@scri.fsu.edu
Supercomputer Computations Research Institute
Florida State University
From: cl129501@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST: Funny names--please read!
Date: 15 Oct 92 12:12:45 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

In article <phlegm.719113297@camelot>, phlegm@camelot.bradley.edu (Kevin Bourrillion) writes:
> 
> I'm taking a collection of humorous names for people.  These names do
> not have to be real, and in fact they shouldn't be!  Almost everyone
> has heard some of these before, I'm sure.  Some examples are...
> 
> Jacques Strap
> Harry Paraballs
> Ivan Jakinov
> Heywood Jablomi
> Claude Balls
> 
> etc. etc. etc.  
> If I get enough of them, I'll submit them to rec.humor.funny and give
> credit to everyone who responded.
> 

Maxi Pad (origin unknown)
Anne Arkey (original of mine.  I actually used this one once :)
I.P. Freeley (a Bart Simpson one)
Al Kaholic (another Bart Simpson one)

-- Darren Embry
   cl129501@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
From: hoefer4739@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE !!
Date: 7 Oct 92 22:36:28 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa


        Just a response to the request for dyslexic jokes.

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Subject: Re: stupid criminal tricks
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 14:11:33 PDT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

I like the murderer who dumped the body down a cliff next to a mountain
road and locked the keys in the trunk.

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From: eric@npri6.npri.com (Eric Williams)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Stockdale Top Ten (somewhat cruel)
Date: 14 Oct 92 14:03:29 GMT
Organization: NPRI, Alexandria VA


  TOP 10 REASONS ADMIRAL STOCKDALE WOULD MAKE A BETTER VP THAN DAN QUAYLE

10.	Avoids nasty gaffs by not saying anything at all
9.	Arthritis prevents him from taking golf holidays at taxpayer
	expense
8.	Could solve problem of unrecycled phone books by standing on
	them during debates
7.	Too old to be anybody's attack dog
6.	Can legitimately claim he doesn't understand Senate debate
	because hearing aid turned off
5.	Personally acquainted with long-term effects of combat fatigue
4.	Would turn Competitiveness Council into sing-along group for
	elderly
3.	Reads the front page instead of the kiddie page for information 
	about his boss
2.	Has spelled "potato" successfully many times in his life

and the number one reason is....

	Anatomically correct dolls don't excite him

(In the interest of fairness I'll now include...)

      TOP 10 REASONS AL GORE WOULD MAKE A BETTER VP THAN DAN QUAYLE

10.	Can offer his body to Boise-Cascade and solve timber resource
	problem for next 4 years
9.	Responds very well to TV remote controls
8.	Can stand in oval office and give White House wooden Indian a
	rest
7.	Dependable: begins every sentence with "Bill Clinton and I..."
6.	Will take salary cut if he gets part-time audioanimatron job
	at Disney World
5.	Good for defense: often confused with nuclear submarine
4.	Clinton can buy his replacement parts at Radio Shack
3.	Tipper could pressure Frank Zappa to accept Secretary of
	State appointment
2.	Can survive heavy artillery fire without sustaining major
	damage

and the number one reason is...

	Batteries *are* included

-------- eric@npri.com ---------- or ---------- ...uunet!uupsi!npri6!eric -----
	   	Kill the messenger, kill the message, kill the mess.
Eric C. Williams/ NPRI/ Alexandria, VA/ USA/ (703) 683-9090/ Usual disclaimers.
From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (who cares?)
Date: 8 Oct 92 20:53:48 GMT
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

Lloyd_Sumpter@mindlink.bc.ca (Lloyd Sumpter) writes:
>    Ya otta be in Canada (or Britain, I guess) where there's 2 1/2 Cups to a
> pint!

Hence the expression (which turns out to be an Americanism):

"A Pint's a Pound, the World Around"

??



 _
Kevin D. Quitt                                 Job Quest (805) 251-8210
srhqla!quest!kdq                               Learn How to Get a Job in SoCal

                96.37% of all statistics are made up.
From: guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Re: REQUEST: Funny names--please read!
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:30:44 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Bellevue Sales

I must share a story from some 24 years ago.

My brother and sister-in-law were expecting their
first child. Being a bit on the bizarre ( but humorous )
side, they purchased a book with over 50,000 names to
name your child, and spent countless nights carefully
going through the book looking for names to name ( or
better, NOT to name ) your child with our last name ( see
sig!).

I have unfortunately forgotten MANY of their findings,
but here are just a few -- enjoy, and feel free to add.

Ophelia
Tanya
Raw
Formalde
Nauga
From: mlfidler@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Michael L Fidler Jr)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: statistics
Date: 9 Oct 92 21:34:14 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnus.1992Oct9.213414.13518
Organization: wanda's house-o-whips
 wi
       9 out of 10 constapated people just don't give a shit!


              ---the phantom pharter!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cotera@woods.ulowell.edu
Subject: Re: WANTED: Catholic jokes
Organization: University of Lowell
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 16:02:21 GMT

Here's one a friend told me:
    There's a priest and a truck driver in a truck.  The truck driver sees a
black guy crossing the street.  He says to himself, "I want to run this guy
over, but there's a priest here.  I'll pretend to fall asleep at the wheel." 
So he pretends to fall asleep a tries to hit the black guy.  He wakes up and
says, "What happened? Did I hit him?"  The priest says, "No, but I got him with
the door as we passed by."

Here's another one (it was originally a Polish joke):
    There are three people in the desert.  One's a Muslim, one's a Jew, and the
other's a Catholic.  The Muslim is carrying a sack of food.  The Jew and
Catholic say, "Why are you carrying a sack of food?" "In case I get hungry I'll
have something to eat," replies the Muslim.  The Jew is carrying a jug of
water, so the Muslim and Catholic ask, "Why are you carrying that jug of
water?"  He replies, "In case I get thirsty I'll have something to drink."  Now
the Catholic is carrying a car door.  The Jew and Muslim ask, "Why are you
carrying that car door?" He answers, "In case it gets too hot I can open the
window."
--Ray Cote
From: ms0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (Michiyo Shinoda)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 16 Oct 92 22:16:48 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Anyone know of an anonymous FTP site that may have the purity test(s)?

may
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From: T9214517@phillip.edu.au (BIGGUS DICKUS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom graffiti
Date: 7 Oct 1992 17:46:24 -0500
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu
X-Unparseable-Date: 08 Oct 1992 08:45 -0500 (EST)


>Funniest bathroom graffiti I ever saw (still makes me laugh,
>8 years later...) is the following:
>
>   Written at the bottom of the door on the inside (so
>   you'll see it while you're sitting there in all your
>   glory):
>
>         CAUTION: LIMBO DANCERS (+ down arrow)
>

    here's another :
	Written just above the toilet paper dispenser...
	"arts degrees : Please take one "
   
	 I thought that was rather good.  No hate mail ,please...

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chris@fnbc.com (Chris Toczycki)
Subject: Halloween Costume Ideas
Organization: First National Bank Of Chicago, Chicago IL, USA
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 13:05:41 GMT


Here's an idea for a new thread.  Submit your halloween costume ideas below.  I  
thought that it may develop into an interesting thread.


Ross Perot           Elephant's ears, ass of a donkey.  Can't tell whether
                     he's coming or going.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: OSU College of Osteopathic Medicine
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 21:16:19 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.225149.27913@mprgate.mpr.ca>, mcvey@mpr.ca (Iain McVey) writes:
>> In article <1992Oct13.205426.11667@nevada.edu> tierney@nevada.edu (TIMOTHY P TIERNEY) writes:
>>>>>		4. IRREGARDLESS of it being UNSCIENTIFICAL, it is IRONICAL
>>>                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>....uses two words that don't even exist!!!!!!
>>                                                                   ^^^^^^^^
>> 
>> On the subject of bitch, whine, complain...
>> 
>> What about a person who finds two mistakes, and misses the third?

>What about a person who originally writes the comments knowing the to be 
incorrect, CAPITALIZING THEM SO THAT THEY'RE REALLY OBVIOUS, to make a 
point about some useless shit in Uxbidge (Brunel University) who for some 
reason vented his spleen about Americans (one of which I am not), then, 
o joyous day! people miss the entire point.

Perhaps being posted on this news group is a new form of Tourette's 
syndrome.

		Dr. Strabismus

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: isupstud@bnr.ca (Todd Strilchuk)
Subject: Re: WANTED: Halloween costume ideas
Reply-To: isupstud@bnr.ca (Todd Strilchuk)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 15:10:25 GMT

> Everyone post their funny, original, bizzar, etc. Halloween costumes.


I died laughing at this one...

Steven Wright (the hilarious comedian) said that he went to a costume
party dressed as the equator.  <motions: stretches his arms out and
glances from side to side>  He said that when anyone went closer to
him, they got warmer.

	(heh heh heh - I still laugh when I think about it)

-todd.
(Ordered a signature, but the batteries were not included)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: isupstud@bnr.ca
Subject: Re: WANTED -- list of DYSLEXIC JOKES
Reply-To: isupstud@bnr.ca
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 13:24:36 GMT

>    Well, I'm not a schizophrenic and I'm not too!


I heard this one:

	Roses are red
	Violets are blue
	I'm schizophrenic
	And so am I

(ha) -one laugh makes a difference.
From: MGW104@psuvm.psu.edu (Matt Wright)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re. Bathroom Graffiti
Date: 15 Oct 92 16:15:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92289.121507MGW104
 <1992Oct13.152648.2485@brandonu.ca> <1992Oct15.150401.2466@bcrka451.bnr.ca>
Organization: Penn State University


Really?!  I thought it was:

     Here I sit, broken hearted.
     Came to shit, only farted!

                               MATT
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Subject: Re: Lawyer Jokes
Originator: guckes@medusa
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 17:00:42 GMT

JC (the Joke Condenser) strikes again:

Why do tigers do after swallowing a lawyer ? They lick their asses!


Seriously - why do people waste so many characters on a simple punch line ?
From: bob@reed.edu (Robert Ankeney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Vice_presidential debate
Date: 14 Oct 92 19:50:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: reed.1992Oct14.195053.20839
Organization: Reed College, Portland, OR



     In preparing for the vice-presidential debate, aides to Al Gore
thought, in an effort to make Gore not appear so dull, that he could
make a political statement in rap.  As you might suspect, he was
unable to do this, lacking the Al Gore Rhythm.


Robert Ankeney
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.comics.strips
From: schumach@convex.com (Richard A. Schumacher)
Subject: Re: Blatant Ripoff Warning (was Computer Programming Joke)
Organization: CONVEX Computer Corporation, Richardson, Tx., USA
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 16:54:42 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

>Where is Dilbert printed? Are there any books available?

"Build A Better Life By Stealing Office Supplies, Dogbert's
Big Book of Business", ISBN 0-88687-637-0 %7.95 from Topper
Books (an imprint of Pharos Books, a Scripps Howard Company,
distributed by St. Martin's Press. Whew.) This is an original
scream, not a collection of reprinted strips. There is now
a collection of reprints available, but I don't have the
data. Check Forthcoming Books in Print under Scott Adams.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher)
Subject: Purity Tests: can I get the 5,000?
Organization: Wilfrid Laurier University
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 21:06:24 GMT

Hey, 

  Since no one has posted the 5,000 or 10,000 question version, will someone
PLEASE MAIL IT TO ME???????

Thanks,
Chris Veenstra
veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aewhelan@icaen.uiowa.edu (Andrew Whelan)
Subject: Re: re:how they do it?
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 22:04:10 GMT
Organization: Iowa Computer Aided Engineering Network, University of Iowa

In article <190390002@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com> guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) writes:
>    In a previous article, g90c5787@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MS S WILSON-CROSS) says:
>
>    >Drama students do it with an audience.
>    >
>    >Computer Science students do it with hard drives.
>    >
>    >
>    >Cooks do it with grease and a lot of heat...
>
>    Mechanical Engineers do it with fluid dynamics ...

Mechanical Engineers do it with precision!

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________________________________________________________________________ 

   andrew whelan                                                   
     aewhelan@icaen.uiowa.edu    
       university of iowa, idaho city, ohio
________________________________________________________________________
From: english@netlink.cts.com (Steven Foley)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: >funny names (Haywood Jablome)
Date: 10 Oct 92 06:16:39 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:

> In article <jjrzl+b@rpi.edu>, lunind@vccsouth05.its.rpi.edu 
> (Gonad the Barbarian) writes...
> >in the capital district phone book there is a guy 
> >named Jablome,Haywood.....
> >hmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
> >dan
> 
> 	Reminds me of the gag name that I saw in the Miami phone book
> a few years ago.  Someone actually put in the name ``Thud Puddfucker''.
> (Geez, don't they have proofreaders?)
> 
> _/\  /\ dylyn (aka, d prosser) == S7356911@UCSVAX.UCS.umass.edu  /\
>    \/  \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/  \/~~~~~


What about the name Stuart Pidassal...they call him Stu for short!

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bryan@bluemoon.rn.com (Bryan Hannahs)
Subject: Re: GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE
Organization: Blue Moon
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 04:56:53 GMT

mike@leah.prc.utexas.edu (Michael Kline) writes:

>In article <1992Sep28.231428.196@newshost.anu.edu.au> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep28.132626.20364@hemlock.cray.com> djg@cray.com (Dennis Guldan) writes:
>>>   I heard there was a new ending to the funniest joke in the world
>>>the GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE... has anyone heard it.
>>>
>>>   Dan Quayl 
>>
>>Can someone post me a copy of the Green Golf Ball Joke?? I used to have a 
>>copy.. but I lost it ;-) *grin*
>>--

>I had a copy but was told to take all references to ggbj off of the computer.
>Sorry :-(

Better yet, does anyone have a canonical list of GGBJs? I've heard at least
3. (Too bad none of them were even remotely funny.)

Does anyone know how the GGBJ legend even got started?
From: mei172@cch.coventry.ac.uk (guru)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom graffiti
Date: 12 Oct 92 16:48:57 GMT
Organization: Coventry University

In article <1992Oct5.144318.1936@cc.umontreal.ca> duperval@ERE.UMontreal.CA (Duperval Laurent) writes:
>I just read this off a bathroom wall:
>
>"To be or not to be" 
>			  -Shakespeare
>
>"To do is to be"     
>			  -Socrates
>
>"To be is to do"     
>			  -Sartre
>
>"To be do be do"     
>			  -Sinatra


guru sez:
	ooooooh, you're killing me with all this brand new and up-to-date
	humour, oh, I think I'm going to shit myself, it's so damned funny
	and I've never heard any of it before in my life, not even those
	weekends I spent down at the clinic, what's that nurse? another big
	green pill, okay, I'll just bend over, and you shove it up......
-- 
      /~~~) /   / /~~~) /   /  
     (___/ (___/ /     (___/   These mind-expanding drugs have given me so much
        /                      imagination, I'm hallucinating grey vividly....
   (___/ mei172@cch.cov.ac.uk                       Victor Lewis-Smith
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Mom jokes
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 07:09:45 GMT

Ok. I'm making a list of mother jokes. Email me ones you would like to submit.
I will post them when I get enough.

Merci.  


Ratboy
aka
mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu
or
mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: janeczko@csd630a.erim.org (Mike Janeczko)
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
In-reply-to: g88d4938@giraffe.ru.ac.za's message of 6 Oct 92 12:15:27 GMT
Organization: Environmental Research Institute of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan
	<1992Oct1.185854.12811@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu>
	<g88d4938.17.718125216@giraffe.ru.ac.za>
	<1992Oct5.180043.12897@menudo.uh.edu>
	<g88d4938.19.718373727@giraffe.ru.ac.za>
Date: 7 Oct 92 12:42:52

>>>>>>>>>> titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>>>>>>>>>>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>>>>>>>>>>>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>>>>>>>>>>And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!
>>>>>>>>>gotta say finding a rhyme is a battle!
>>>>>>>>And take the choicest cuts of cattle!
>>>>>>> In your car blast Heavy Metal
>>>>>>First, I got a score to settle $
>>>>>Since when does "settle" rhyme with "purple"?
>>>Does purple rhyme with apple?
>>>What about apple and settle?
>>Does anyone have an orange?
>What rhymes with orange?
Door hinge!
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 janeczko@etd4260a.erim.org    |   Phone: (313) 994-1200 x2676
 janeczko@vaxa.erim.org        |   
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