From: AH.PBL@forsythe.stanford.edu (Mark)
Newsgroups: misc.forsale
Subject: Ins and Outs
Date: 13 Nov 1992 10:58:02 -0800
Organization: Stanford University
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  The Washington Post listed the following in anticipation of the new
  administration.

               INs                       OUTs

            Elvis                      Orvis
            Cleveland Park             Northern Virginia
            Southern Baptists          Episcopalians
            G-Dropping                 Lockjaw
            Coming Out                 Coming out parties
            Convertible Mustangs       Cigarette Boats
            Tyson Chicken              Chicken Salad Sandwiches
            Detective Books            Dan Jenkins Books
            Feminists                  Muffies
            Chronic Allergies          Graves' Disease
            Phil Hartman               Dana Carvey
            Jann Wenner                Rush Limbaugh
            The New Republic           The Neiman Marcus Catalogue
            The Ozarks                 Kennebunkport
            Pickup Basketball          Tennis
            Rhodes Scholars            Skull and Bones
            Overeating                 Throwing up on Heads of State
            V.P. Tree-Hugging          V.P. Divot-Fixing
            1st Children w/Braces      1st Children w/Defense Lawyers
   Jogging in Rolling Stone T-Shirt    Jogging in zipped-up windbreaker
   Having chocolate chip cookie recipe Actually knowing how to bake them
  Horrible Fleetwood Mac Songs         Horrible Lee Greenwood songs
   Adult Children of Alcoholics        Heirs to Eastern Fortunes
            Planned Parenthood         All those Grandkids
        Liberal Propeller-Heads        Jim Pinkerton
*      George Stephanopoulos           Marlin Fitzwater
    Programs, Programs, Programs       The Vision Thing
        Yale Law School                Yale College
        Tattoos                        Tattooed Eyebrows
        Handshakes                     Handwritten notes
        Saxaphones                     Sousaphones
      Linda Bloodworth-Thomason        Gerald McRaney
      Birkenstocks                     Cowboy Boots
      Mandy Grunwald                   Sig Rogich
     Bandannas                         Hermes Scarves
     Socks the Cat                     Millie the Author
     Strobe Talbott                    Vic Gold
     Laurence Tribe                    Edith Jones
     Roger Clinton                     Roger Clinton
     Tax and Spend                     Trickle Down
     Sen. David Pryor                  Sen. Phil Gramm
  "Moaning like a pig under a gate."   "Whining"
   Really liking junk food             Pretending to like junk food
   Children's Defense Fund             Foundation for Family Literacy
   Almost Every other Hollywood Star   Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger
   Changing your mind about Tipper     Changing your mind about Marilyn
   Chelsea                             Doro
   James Carville & Mary Matalin       Mary Matalin & James Carville
        B.S.                           Deep Doo-Doo
        CLINTON!                       BUSH!



* George Stephanopoulos is REALLY CUTE!