From: mchaffee@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (REAL LIFE?!?!  HA!!)
Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge II
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 19:26:36 GMT

mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:

>johnsonchris@bvc.edu writes:
>>Chris "The Tooth Beaver" Johnson writes:
>>> Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>> Jason "Lives" Mitchell writes:
>>>>>> >Greg "I'll keep this going if it's the last thing I do" Alt writes:
>>>>>> >> Jason Mitchell writes:
>>>>>> >> >880840m "Tom Selleck's AmEx Card #" writes:
>>>>>> >> >>Simon E. "Tanning" Booth writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>Anna "Karenina" Szeto writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>James H. Kiley "Minogue" writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>Jonne Henrikki "Ricardo" Kolima writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Greg "Ben" Franklin writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Steve "Core" Vetter   writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg "Hebrew" Franklin writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. "Hooter Hears a" Horn writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul "Valu" Martz (that's "K"Martz to you, bucko.) writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt "Cascade" writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC "D-L-T" writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Matthew "Peter, Paul, Mary, Luke, and John" Smith writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Petri "Fish" Karonen writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Erik Estrada writes:
>>>>>>                                    >  .-~~~-,Gayla Worrell writes:
>>>>>>                                      (       )Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>                                    (         )Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>               -^x^-               (          )Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>             /~     ~\           (           )Alex Feygin writes:
>>>>>>            |         |         (           )Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>>>>>            |         |        (           )Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>            |     __ _,       (~~~~-(     )>Alexander Feygin writes:
>>>>>>           /\/\  (. ).)       `_'_', (   )}>>Lisa "You Be" Ehren writes:
>>>>>>            C       __)       (.( .)-(  )>}>>}MAC writes:
>>>>>>            |   /~~~  \      (_      ( )>>}>>}>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>            /   \ ~===='    /_____/` D)>>>}>>}>>amy writes:
>>>>>>          /`-_   `---'         \     |>>>>}>>}>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>>>>>     .__|~-/^\-~|_/_   |^^^^^^^||    |>>>>}>>}>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>    __.         ||/.\  |       |OooooO>>>>}>>}>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>>>>>>    \           ---. \ |       |      \ _>}>>}>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>   _-    ,`_'_'  .~\  \|__   __|-____  / )}>>}>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>>>>>>  <     -(. ).)   > \  ( .\ (. )     \(_/ )>>}>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>   ~-       _) \_- ooo @  (_)  @      \(_//.>}>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>  / /_C (-.____)  /((O)/       \     ._/\~_.>}>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. Horn writ
>>>>>> /   |_\     /   / /\\\\`-----''    _|>o<  |__>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin wri
>>>>>> |     \ooooO   (  \ \\ \\___/     \ `_'_',  />>>>>>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin wr
>>>>>>  \     \__-|    \  `)\\-^\\ ^--.  /_(.(.)- _\>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>   \   \ )  |-`--.`--=\-\ /-//_  '  ( c     D\>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>    \_\_)   |-___/   / \ V /.~ \/\\\ (@)___/ ~|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas Horn wr
>>>>>>   /        |       /   | |.  /`\\_/\/   /   />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writ
>>>>>>  /         |      (   C`-'` /  |  \/   (/  />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt wre
>>>>>> /_________-        \  `C__-~   |  /    (/ />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt wr
>>>>>>      | | |          \__________|  \     (/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GUNNAR wri
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC write
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>><><>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/12/92.Lets keep it goin for month.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> /  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/13/92.Lets all bend over for month.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>---->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/14/92. Lets all eat Jello for Gunth.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's still 10/14/92.Wet ball hit fellow in bunth.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/15/92. Fret no more. moves like grunt.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. Hit the floor.I'm about to punt.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. What a bore,this cascades a runt.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/17/92. All is quiet on the Western front.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92. Who's that hiding? It's Allen Funt!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92.  It is Sunday, so let's all grunt!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>Tiss still 10/18/92. The 'Skins won. Still on the hunt!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>To fill 10/18/92, have some fun, and pull a stunt!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  I was first!  I was first!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>It's still 10/19/92.  I think I'm gonna burst.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  You stink like liverwurst.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>I say, it's 10/19/92. I drink to Patty Hearst.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>Highway route 10/19/92. You drink or die of thirst.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>Today is 10/20/92. To last 1 month, this cascade will be a 1st.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>The date: 10/20/92. Few pass the hunt.This barmaid is the worst.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}My weight: 10/21/92.Lou,pass the Huntz.My French braid is cursed.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>Is late: 10/21/92. Drew passed dunce. My wrench freight dispursed.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Today is 10/21/92.  Less than two until George LOSES!!!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}Yuk, it's 10/21/92.  Cows go "moo" when they drink boozes.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its still 10/21/92.  I'll have a crew when I sail on cruises.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/21/92.  You'll never do what I best doozes.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  The festival day for witches and Druids.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  Elvis will play for snitches and Cupids.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm really doing this although it is stupids.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm all covered with mud.  I'll go change my soeses.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I've got them stay-in-the-lab-all-night blueses.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  It seems I've followed-up in twoses.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  Gads, you have.  What ever shall we do?
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  The world will end in 4 days, so stay cool.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  I fell asleep in class, only to wake in a pool of drool.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/25/92.  Little Bo Peep's ass, groaning slowly, shakes so cruel.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/26/92.  This is my boarding pass, I'm flying away, you fool.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  You keep hoarding grass.  I keep eating stool.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need his boarding pass to go back to school.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need to kiss some ass to get him some stool.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/28/92.  Push pill pee. Christ combs crass. red-rimmed rum rules.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Crush Kill Key!  Waste wombs wash!  Mad-mimed mom mules!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Come-on people!  Lets keep this parade rollin'!!!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's 10/29/92, do you know where your detachable penis is?
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you know where your inflatable penguin in?
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you show your privates to Ursala K LeGuin?
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tonight's 10/30/92.  No, I blow my privates all over a shapely young Finn.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/31/92.  Oh, you break out in hives in sex play with dolphins?
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/01/92.  I'm the first one in November.  Beat That!!!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/02/92.  If Ross Perot wins in November, I'll eat my hat!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/02/92  Only 10 more days until we reach a month!!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92  Oh, the tendency of hardcore is to bleach a runt!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92  Moe, the grenadine's been spilled all over the bundt!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>Today is 11/03/92. Vote your concience and kick out that skunk.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>Today is 11/04/92.  Clinton is the winner, put Bush in the trunk!
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>Today is 11/04/92. Time to get thinner, potassium in my lungs.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>>It's 11/05/92.  This newsgroup is weirder than I ever thunk.
>>>>>> >> >>>>>Today is 11/05/92.  One week to go.  Lets shoot up some junk.
>>>>>> >> >>>>Today is 11/050/92.  Well, whatta ya know, my father was a drunk.
>>>>>> >> >>>Today is 11/06/92.    But I got sprayed by a skunk!
>>>>>> >> >>Today is 11/06/92. Filling the bath-tub with tomato juice, I decided to take a dunk!
>>>>>> >> >Today is 11/07/92. One foot in, I slipped. . . think I'll become a monk.
>>>>>> >> Today is 11/07/92. 63 people and 27 days.  5 days to go.  Don't cascade the incomplete ones! 
>>>>>> >To my dismay,11/08/92. Pee on a steeple and Heaven pays. Why make a show?  Don't get laid on your feet, Jones.
>>>>>> Today is 11/08/92.I started this thing n will end it.Shall we go for another?
>>>>>Today is 11/09/92. Who put in the stupid Simpsons picture?
>>>>Today is 11/09/92.  Have you ever done it on a stickshift?
>>>Today is 11/10/92.  Only two more days, this thing is losing steam.
>>Today is 11/10/92.  Thank the gods, it's even inhabiting my dreams.
>Today is 11/12/92.  It has been a month, let this thing die before I scream.
Still 11/12/92     Don't complain, just join the Kaskade team!
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