HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Date: 8 Jan 1993 19:00:57 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>>>>>Ratboy aka would like to see Lisa's holiday snaps!
>>>>>>Lisa aka on her way to the one hour photo......*wink*
>>>>>Ratboy aka SWOOON!
>>>>MNSoi aka HE'S BACK, HE'S BAD, AND HE'S LOOKING FOR A SPAMKING!!!!
>>>>(He's also weilding a chainmail bikini top for some lucky girlie.)
>>>*shudder* Cold and pinched nipples.
>>Yeah, I DID warn her, but it could be fun *:)
>Lisa aka wait until you see what mechanical device I have for your John Thomas
>         (it'll make the chainmail bikini seem like a gift for granny)
>         *dememted laugh*
Ratboy aka My granny wears chainmail girdles...too old for the bikinis...looks
   rather pitiful. By the way...anyone seen John Thomas, the Spam King?








Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Jester asks Ratboy, "where did you get your name?"
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:00:24 GMT

mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>I just figured out this news file, so I think introductions are in 
>>order.  There are some who call me...Tim?
>Hello, Tim. I'm Ratboy. Don't ask.

Hello Tim, um...ratboy...where did your name come from anyways???

>>A fellow Monty Python freak,
>>Tim Gallen.
>Ratboy aka Yea...I said that.
Jester aka no you didn't!!! I said it!
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From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Date: 11 Jan 1993 20:31:10 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>>Ratboy aka My granny wears chainmail girdles...too old for the bikinis...looks
>>>>   rather pitiful. By the way...anyone seen John Thomas, the Spam King?
>>>Lisa aka I've got your John Thomas right here baby!
>>Ratboy aka *ahem* Yes, I see that. And you have my complete and undivided 
>>  attent--....attnet--...attenti--....yes, right there.....attention.
>Lisa aka Good!, now what kind of cheese did you say you have....
Ratboy aka *in nervous voice* Ummm....head cheese....want some?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: catch up
Date: 12 Jan 93 12:47:59 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <damiene.726801214@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
> mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
> 
>>>>>>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>>>>>>Yes.
>>>>>How about..... bananas?
>>>>No, people migrate ON bananas.
>>>My great-grand dad migrated in half a pine apple.
> 
>>T'is nothing! My great-uncle's wife's brother-in-law Pat who once met 
>>Andy Griffith near the street where my pet dog Giraffe...or was that my
>>pet giraffe Dog...bit the nice policeman with the garters in the bum
>>migrated in a quarter can of beans!
> 
> Ay, well, my pet budgie once shat upon the leader of the local brass
> band. Ay, twas toomuch to cope with, so the lot of them sat on the high
> way, until they were run over by some lunatic migrating on a banana.
> 
>>>>>>SNio
>>>>>lsjen
>>>>OISsnm
>>>Lachlan
>>Yobtar aka skool ti naht rehguot si sihT
> emit eht lla ti od I aka Selcce
?hctaw I nac ?emit eht llA ?!!?TI od uoy aka aniG
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 03:43:36 GMT

>>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>>Yes.
>How about..... bananas?
No, people migrate ON bananas.

>>SNio
>lsjen
OISsnm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.fan.douglas-adams
From: tuffyd@bray1b.its.rpi.edu (Devin 'Nice Guy' Tuffy)
Subject: Re: Chesterfield
Reply-To: tuffyd@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:30:10 GMT

In article <C0qup0.n3G@gabriel.keele.ac.uk>, u2e72@keele.ac.uk (J Hoar) writes:
|> Carsten Schultz (carsten@pizza.fb10.tu-berlin.de) wrote:
|> : 
|> : Hi,
|> : 
|> : I've just seen an episode from Monty Python's Flying Circus, in which a  
|> : Chesterfield sofa appeared during a cricket (? I'm just an ignorant  
|> : German, so forgive me, if this wasn't cricket) match at Lord's.
|> : 
|> : Definitely, there's something like this in one of Adam's Hitchhiker's  
|> : books. I would never have known about Chesterfields otherwise.
|> : 
|> : Any connection known?
|> : 
|> : Carsten
|> In the last show of the last series of Monty Python,  I believe there is a
|> Douglas Adams  mentioned in the credits, along with Neil Innes.  Whether
|> this is DNA is another matter...
|> --
|> ********************************************************************************
Yes, this is the same one.  Adams wrote a few skits for MP and he even appeared on the show twice (Once in a skit that never got started and once, I believe, as a nuclear missile peddler or something like that)


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From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: Pole to Pole on A&E with Michael Palin
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 14:12:57 GMT


In a previous article, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) says:

>>>>World premire tonight. On Arts & Entertainment Cable channel in the USA
>>>>at 8pm Eastern Standard Time. Michael Palin's Pole to Pole. Where he crosses
>>>>the earth from Pole to Pole, just to prove he can do it. This is the pilot
>>>>episode, in which a new series is supposed to begin. I believe its will
>>>>be at least 10 episodes and will air all winter and into early spring.
>>>
>>>World premiere, eh? That's a wee bit strange... I must've gotten
>>>myself a time machine (or drunk too much, and had precognative
>>>dreams) coz I've seen it. Oh well. It's quite nice. The best bit is
>>>his last phone call to his wife (last episode I think) Tray fnuuy.
>
>>No, no time machine Simon...I believe what jester meant to say was that
>>it is the UNITED STATES premiere. When Palin was on David Letterman, he
>>said that it had been shown in Europe, and was now going to be shown
>>here in the US.
>
>Phew! I thought I was going to have to search my bedroom for it
>(find out wot I have to study, and how to do these friggin' projects
>I have)... a fate worse than the anti-python. Anyway, isn't that a
>wee bit presumptious of our Jessy... america==the world? Bloody
>americans! HA!
>
>>>>A must see for any python fan.
>>>I prefer anaconda's myself.
>>oooo, I *like* a nice anaconda.....
>Well I've got rather a large snake-like object you might like to
>feast your eyes on.
Is it bigger than a Ratboy?


>>>>Jester aka wow, useful information
>>>mNSio kak it's OK, Jessie... we're usd to it.
>>Lisa aka how come Michael never came to Ohio....
>MSNios aka coz he was travelling along the 30 degree meridian... and
>he didn't want to.
Lisa aka *sigh*
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From: markc@compnews.co.uk (Mark Cooper)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Doogie Howser???
Date: 8 Jan 93 12:32:34 GMT
Organization: Computer Newspaper Services, Howden, UK.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cassia.compnews.co.uk
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

To Simon Rooney: You know, it was just an *observation*...

As for the person who said BBC was better than American TV (I forget the name - my apoplexies), I say, "Don't bank on it"...

--
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: Pole to Pole on A&E with Michael Palin
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 23:33:13 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie  writes:
> >>>>>World premire tonight. On Arts & Entertainment Cable channel in the USA
> >>>>>at 8pm Eastern Standard Time. Michael Palin's Pole to Pole. Where he crosses
> >>>>>the earth from Pole to Pole, just to prove he can do it. This is the pilot
> >>>>>episode, in which a new series is supposed to begin. I believe its will
> >>>>>be at least 10 episodes and will air all winter and into early spring.
> >>>>
> >>>>World premiere, eh? That's a wee bit strange... I must've gotten
> >>>>myself a time machine (or drunk too much, and had precognative
> >>>>dreams) coz I've seen it. Oh well. It's quite nice. The best bit is
> >>>>his last phone call to his wife (last episode I think) Tray fnuuy.
> >>
> >>>No, no time machine Simon...I believe what jester meant to say was that
> >>>it is the UNITED STATES premiere. When Palin was on David Letterman, he
> >>>said that it had been shown in Europe, and was now going to be shown
> >>>here in the US.
> >>
> >>Phew! I thought I was going to have to search my bedroom for it
> >>(find out wot I have to study, and how to do these friggin' projects
> >>I have)... a fate worse than the anti-python. Anyway, isn't that a
> >>wee bit presumptious of our Jessy... america==the world? Bloody
> >>americans! HA!
> >>
> >>>>>A must see for any python fan.
> >>>>I prefer anaconda's myself.
> >>>oooo, I *like* a nice anaconda.....
> >>Well I've got rather a large snake-like object you might like to
> >>feast your eyes on.
> >Is it bigger than a Ratboy?
> Well it's bigger than a rat, and it's bigger than most boys' (not the
> apostorphe... it's not THAT big *:) and I DON'T mean it's not as big
> as the apostorphe... it's bigger than the um.. (bugger this) Ive got
> a bigger prick than most boys do, but not a bigger one than most
> boys are!)

Why have you been comparing yourself with BOYS???  Having a bigger prick than
a two-year old isn't a bid deal, unless you're comparing yourself with an 
elephant...

> 
> >>>>>Jester aka wow, useful information
> >>>>mNSio kak it's OK, Jessie... we're usd to it.
> >>>Lisa aka how come Michael never came to Ohio....
> >>MSNios aka coz he was travelling along the 30 degree meridian... and
> >>he didn't want to.
> >Lisa aka *sigh*
> Yeah, well, country-wise, he lives next door to me.o
> 
> SOIsosnmsn

Eric

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SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTOS NUNC -- We gladly feast on those who would 
subdue us. -- Addams Family Motto (as heard in the movie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 02:50:02 GMT

aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:


>	In article <damiene.726212805@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> 
>	damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) did say :

>->kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
>->>well folks, a friend of mine was blundering around on my logon (with
>->>my permission so I suppose its my fought) when he erased all 
>->>postings made over christmas. I was off finishing exams, getting married,
>->>going on holiday, celabrating christmas, celibrating new years, and
>->>resting and I did'nt notice till now.  Did I miss anything?
>->
>->Yes, we had full colour naked pictures of Monis and Jester having sex
>->but that was just page 1.

>Boy, I missed that too, damn....

>Although I did catch the bit with the whooping Llamas.

Was that the one with the blue cravat?

>I am going to have to get the people around here to fix the newfeed..
No such object
>->
>->>chestnutt aka somewhere in bliss
>->Eccles aka Silly person, you wear yourself away like that.
>Pag aka And you don't want to go wearing yourself now do you??
Eccles aka No, I'm not my size

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: HELL!!!
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:48:41 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>I've just found hell.
>There I was, minding my own business in my favourite eaterie here in
>Dublin, waiting for some friends, and I was subjected to about 2-3
>minutes of a group of peeps MISQUOTING PYTHON!!! It was terrible..
>they kept getting little words wrong... saying "blow job" instead of
>"oral sex", "only" instead of "and nothing else"
>It was esp. bad coz MP at the HW Bowl was on a couple of days ago,
>but they moved on to get small words wrong in Holy Grail, and even
>Life Of Briag!!!!! 
>BLASPHEMY!

>Does anyone else have this problem? Is there a pythonites
>anonymous?
Yes, constantly - then they yell at you for correcting them 

ARGH!

>MNSsio the desperate.
Eccles the incoherent
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 23:02:56 GMT

damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au  writes:
> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
> 
> >>>>>(clown waves) "Start Again ..."
> >>>>NOOOOOOO one exzpects the Spanish Inquisition....
> >>>>I'm sorry, I've got the wrong sketch, I'll come in again.
> 
> >>>YOU STUPID GIT! I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE--
> >>>Oh...maybe I haven't. This is forgetfulness...you want sketch openings...
> >>>15C...downstairs...I use to work in Abuse, you know...twit.
> 
> >>I'm so sorry to hear that - I'm sure there's a cure however, just
> >>try this one, old family recipee, where is it, ah, here it is:
> >>Eye of newt
> >>Tongue of frog
> >>One bottle of tequila.
> 
> >This coming for you? Well, I suppose I'll have to force myself to
> >try it, but I feel it might be a wee bit filling, what with all that
> >salt, lemon AND eye of newt and tongue of bat. I think I'll just
> >stick to the tequila. What was it a cure for again? Sobriety?
> 
> um..... work.
> 
> >>>>>>chestnutt aka somewhere in bliss
> >>>>>Jamesa fnork somewhere in Rochester (quite the opposite of bliss, I assure you)Eccles aka Where ami I
> >>>Ratboy aka You, sir, are in *Rome* (Ahhhhhhhhh!)
> >>Eccles aka Now I'm in trouble - I don't have bus fare home.
> >OISsnms kaa Don't worry. Just pop over to Singapore, and make enuff
> >to buy a pair of swimming togs.
> Eccles aka I'm not swimming no where.
		 ^^^----------^^	 		
But you've used a double negative.  That means you are swimming somewhere.  
BTW how did you get your terminal water-proofed?

Eric the water-logged slug
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From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Picturs of Jester for Trade
Date: 11 Jan 1993 23:57:10 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>> Ratboy aja My "j" jey doesn't worj...
>>>Gina aka let me fix it for you.......
>>Ratboy aja Don't touch that! It's fragile!
>Lisa aka Too late, it's already broken. What a bloody shame too, it was such 
>     a good j.
Ratboy aka You don't have to tell *me*! I've had that little j for nigh on
   22 years...and here I go breaking it...anyone wanna comfort me?
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Picturs of Jester for Trade
Date: 11 Jan 93 08:14:39 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <C0nD6y.5K4@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
|>
|>Eccles aka Ah, its good to be back to January, where Jester, Nmois andI
|>own the group. Plus the odd squig from Phil. 
|
|Jester aka here, here *clap* *clap* time for 1000 consecutive posts
|by me..hold on for more useless info.....
|
|>WHERE's JOS!
|
|He's dead....and i stuffed him in the closet with the rest of the
|*stiffs*

But, but, but ... I'm not dead! I just smell funny! That's all ...
Now, can some kind soul please pull that rhubarb out of me ear?

Jos aka Alive An' Kick*ouch*
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 02:20:35 GMT

>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka would like to see Lisa's holiday snaps!
>>>>>>>>Lisa aka on her way to the one hour photo......*wink*
>>>>>>>Ratboy aka SWOOON!
>>>>>>MNSoi aka HE'S BACK, HE'S BAD, AND HE'S LOOKING FOR A SPAMKING!!!!
>>>>>>(He's also weilding a chainmail bikini top for some lucky girlie.)
>>>>>*shudder* Cold and pinched nipples.
>>>>Yeah, I DID warn her, but it could be fun *:)
>>>Lisa aka wait until you see what mechanical device I have for your John Thomas
>>>         (it'll make the chainmail bikini seem like a gift for granny)
>>>         *dememted laugh*
>>Ratboy aka My granny wears chainmail girdles...too old for the bikinis...looks
>>   rather pitiful. By the way...anyone seen John Thomas, the Spam King?
>Lisa aka I've got your John Thomas right here baby!
oISms kaka Well I think you should arrange to meet him some time...
he might be needing it... Mr. Bubble is coming to visit soon, and
he's bringing the liquorice allsorts!
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Pole to Pole on A&E with Michael Palin(SPOILER ALERT)
Date: 11 Jan 93 10:23:11 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)


	In article <C0nDBK.61y@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> 
	jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) did say :

->World premire tonight. On Arts & Entertainment Cable channel in the USA
->at 8pm Eastern Standard Time. Michael Palin's Pole to Pole. Where he crosses
->the earth from Pole to Pole, just to prove he can do it. This is the pilot
->episode, in which a new series is supposed to begin. I believe its will
->be at least 10 episodes and will air all winter and into early spring.
->
No it ain't I have already seen it ;)

So it aint a world premiere..... ner ner ner ner ner... Me and probably
Simon ave seen it....

Watch the esipode when he is in Russia it is excellent. Esp. the 

bit with the Vodka...bloody piss-head.
->A must see for any python fan.
True enuff. 

->
->Jester aka wow, useful information
Pag aka spoilers R us.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: catch up
Keywords: Ni, Ping and (I can not spell that last one)
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 02:27:45 GMT

aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:


>	In article <damiene.726545658@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> 
>	damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) did say :

><stuff eaten, and vomited somewhere else by my crazed editor>
>->>->>Although I did catch the bit with the whooping Llamas.
>->>->
>->>->Was that the one with the blue cravat?
>->>Yup, and he had fishnet stockings on too.
>->Naughty llama, doesn't he know that only Vicuna may wear fishnets
>->in public, according to the Argentinian Law of Four-legged things-and-
>->I-don't-mean-my-mistress-I'm-not-doing-it-doggie-again Book.
>What law is this one, I never heard of that one... I must be missing
>something important here...
No its a commonly known book of law in the areas south of the areas 
behind the lines.

>->
>->>Whooooopppppp, whoooooooooooppppppp.
>->Arghg!
>What do you mean Arghg??????? It should be whoooooooppppppp whhhoooppp
>surely...
No, I was waiting for bus.

>->
>->>->
>->>->>I am going to have to get the people around here to fix the newfeed..
>->>->No such object
>->>OK, well I can not type that is my excuse..
>->huh? Oh, I hadn't noticed the mistype, I meant in general.
>Well that is probably true, although I think there are in fact no people
>around here, which may explain something. 
There's nt too many around here, but thats because we've still got 
1.5 months holiday to go! #include <diabolical.laughter.h>

>->
>->>->>->
>->>->>->>chestnutt aka somewhere in bliss
>->>->>->Eccles aka Silly person, you wear yourself away like that.
>->>->>Pag aka And you don't want to go wearing yourself now do you??
>->>->Eccles aka No, I'm not my size
>->>Pag aka Well that can be a slight problem.
>->Eccles aka I can't buy clothes for myself, for one thing.
>Pag aka hmm... don't you get arrested though for wandering around sort of
>    naked like?????
Eccles aka No, policemen fall down and worship, usually.
		Never seen a truncheon like it, I guess ;>
>PS. If there are any serious spelling mistakes blame the screen driver it
>    keeps eating letters and making it impossible for me to see what I
>    have typed. Or is that lack of sleep causing it?? I can never tell.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Picturs of Jester for Trade
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:09:32 GMT

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <C0nD6y.5K4@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>|damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
>|>
>|>Eccles aka Ah, its good to be back to January, where Jester, Nmois andI
>|>own the group. Plus the odd squig from Phil. 
>|
>|Jester aka here, here *clap* *clap* time for 1000 consecutive posts
>|by me..hold on for more useless info.....
>|
>|>WHERE's JOS!
>|
>|He's dead....and i stuffed him in the closet with the rest of the
>|*stiffs*

>But, but, but ... I'm not dead! I just smell funny! That's all ...
>Now, can some kind soul please pull that rhubarb out of me ear?

He's back, he's front, its silly smelly Jos. No, rhubarb in your 
ear is good for you. It keeps the boils away.

>Jos aka Alive An' Kick*ouch*
Eccles aka Alright. Who said 'Jos Jos Jos'?
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Picturs of Jester for Trade
Date: 11 Jan 1993 00:37:48 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>Oh! I see! All you blokes leave for the 'olidays (and don't even bring back 
>>snaps) meanwhile James and I hold on to the group...minding the store...
>>the new year rolls around and all of a sudden we aren't a part of the group???
>I didn't leave for any holidays, - I left for Software Engineering.
>I mean who would want to sit around and have fun, we could be sitting
>down for a good session of Functional and non-Functional requirements, 
>really.
>Anyway, I was talking about this time last year.

Oh.

NEXT!

>>>>WHERE's JOS!
>>>He's dead....and i stuffed him in the closet with the rest of the
>>>*stiffs*
>>No, no. Here he is in the closet.
>I've still got his head, I just want to know where the rest of him is.

'fraid you'll have to ask Lisa about that...last I saw she was carrying
a leg or two toward the kitchen.

>>Ratboy aja My "j" jey doesn't worj...
>Eccles aka Whata silly junt.
Ratboy aja Right! I'll jill you for shas..damn! there goes "s"





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