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Date:         Sat, 22 Aug 1992 14:49:33 -0400
Reply-To:     Vartan Narinian <vsn@CC.IC.AC.UK>
From:         Vartan Narinian <vsn@CC.IC.AC.UK>
Subject:      Xairete, gyrisa

Molis shmera to prwi gyrisa sthn Kolash, dhladh sthn Agglia. O kairos einai
mouni kapelo. Apo tous 35-38 vathmous pou eixa synithisei kathe mera irtha
edw pera pou exei 14 vathmous kai vrexei kai einai san Noemvrios. Taksideva
olh nyxta, xarh sthn kathysterhsh pou eixe to aeroplano. Molis eftasa eriksa
enan ypnako kai katafera na ksypnhsw in time gia na prolavw thn zwntanh
metadosh tou Monsters of Rock apo to Donington!

Kala, sto aerodromio o odhgos tou lewforeiou pou se paei sto aeroplano den
iksere pou na mas paei kai afou gyrise olh thn pista mia fora (perase kai
mprosta apo to swsto aeroplano) mas phge se ena asxeto aeroplano. Stamataei,
katevazei to parathyro kai rwtaei kapoion pou htan ekei. Ksekinaei pali,
kanei ena gyro ena asxeto aeroplano kai ksanastamataei ekei pou stamathse
thn prwth fora: Anoigei tis portes kai katevainoume. To aeroplano htan
asxeths etaireias alla phgaine Gatwick (genika apo tis 20 pthseis pou eixe
to vrady oi 10 phgainan Gatwick, mia Newcastle kai mia Manchester) opote lew
"kati tha kseroun" pou mas fernoun edw.
Arxizei o kosmos kai anevainei kai meta apo pente lepta gyrnane pisw kai
vgainoun eksw. Telika ontws htan to lathos aeroplano alla o odhgos eixe
fygei opote perimename mesa sthn pista na erthei na mas mazepsei!!!!!
Kwmikotragiko!

Ekatsa sthn Athina 18 meres kai den phga pouthena allou! Milame oti me ta
syxna taksidia Athina-Londino exw sixathei kathe eidous taksidi opote kai
den mporw na sas pw faseis apo nhsia sta opoia ginetai olos o xabales.
Gia afta tha sas poun alloi, mhn anyshxeite.

Xtes vrady efyga stis 0400 opote kai prolava to ksylo metaksy odhgwn ths
prwhn EAS kai twn MAT. Milame gia afthono ksylo sthn Iera Odo kai th Spyrou
Patsh, afthona dakrygona, fwties, petres, vrisidia klp. Vgainane kati
thlivera atoma sthn thleorash kai legane "Den tha afhsoume thn kyvernhsh na
parei ta lewforeia". Re pousth, ithela na iksera ME POIO DIKAIWMA vgainoun
kai lene tetoia pragmata. Les kai ta lewforeia einai dika tous kai oxi twn
forologoumenwn politwn oi opoioi exoun na doun lewforeio edw kai ena mhna.
Nomizw oti to ksylo to aksizoun. Apo kapou akousa kai oti "Exoume kai
enisxyseis apo allou". To sxolia perittevoun.

Omws ektos apo tis apergies kai tis poreies, twra yparxei kai h kainourgia
moda: Pane kai kleinoun tis ethnikes odous se endeiksh diamartyrias. An
einai dynaton!!!! Sthn Patra, oi ergazomenoi sthn Peiraikh-Patraikh phgan
kai kleisane to limani!!!!!!!! Ma pou vriskomaste?

Kata ta alla egw pou hmoun tromera aisiodoksos gia thn Ellada, h apaisiodoksia
me nikhse otan h benzinh anevhke 50 drx. to litro overnight. Milame, opote to
kratos exei anagkh apo cash, vazei forous sta pota, tsigara, benzinh.

To allo thlivero einai to posoi "eksypnoi" kykloforoun. Oloi einai eidikoi,
armodioi gia to kathe ti, den kanoun pote lathos kai ama tous peis tipota
sou lene "filarako, ton eksypno mou kaneis?". Afto to teleftaio poly mou
thn exei spasei. Akouste skhnh: Eimai se kokkino fanari se aristerh lwrida
kai ena gleiwdes atomo me mia Lancia Beta paei na mpei mprosta mou apo th
lwrida pou exei gia na perimenoun osoi theloun na stripsoun aristera
sto fanari. Paei o typos na xwthei mprosta mou kai egw den ton afhnw.
Mpainei pisw mou, paei deksia kai erxetai dipla mou. "Katevase to parathyro",
mou gnefei.  Katevazw to parathyro kai mou leei: "To eksypno mou kaneis
re file?". "Oxi" tou lew. Anevazei to parathyro, xwnetai anamesa stis
lwrides, vgainei mprosta sto fanari, koitazei deksia kai aristera kai
pernaei me kokkino. Kai den milame gia kshmerwmata. Milame nwris, 9pm to poly
me pyknh kinhsh.

Pantws meta apo ola afta, xtes, liges wres prin fygw hmoun sthn Khfhsia kai
katevaina pros ta katw kai ksafnika emfanizetai pisw mou fia theikh mple Lotus
Elan me katevasmeno to top kai dyo theogkomenes mesa! Thymize Basic Instinct.
Epatha plaka... Mexri to faro pou htan pisw mou, koitaza pio poly pisw para
empros! Meta vevaia me epiase katathlipsh pou fevgw...

Telos pantwn, molis diavasw ta 150 or so teleftaia mynhmata pou exei krathsei
to newsserver tha epanelthw me afthona anekdota.

Vartan