From: bz206@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Joseph Hack)
Newsgroups: rec.music.gdead
Subject: Miserable netheads {)=+)
Date: 10 Nov 1992 07:17:45 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: bz206@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Joseph Hack)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


I have been outslimed.  Some of you have really proven to be bigger 
scumbags than me, and I thought I should give awards for the most 
miserable slob among us.

The winners are....

1) Charles Fee CXF111@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
2) Derelict Davies ddavies@lotus.com
3) Brad Spierman bg193@po.cwru.edu

And I think an honorable mention should go to that whiney little
rodent, Mr. "No drugs" Whineright, but most of his stuff was
pretty lame, so I won't even mention it further.

Onto the winning entries!

The reason I chose Mr Fee as the winner is because he inadvertantly
subjected a completely innocent party to his flameage towards me
via his own stupidity.  Not only that, but he also TRIED (and failed,
not once, but TWICE) to send them (the innocent bystanders) his
flame mail 50,000 times!  Luckily for the innocent, Mr. Fee's
same stupidity saved them (and me) from this deluge of mail...

Message #30 (40 is last):
Date: Sat Nov  7 02:19:00 1992
From: CXF111@PSUVM.PSU.EDU ("Charles Fee")
Subject: You need help..
To: bz206@cleveland.freenet.edu
Cc: distribution:@PSUVM.PSU.EDU; (see end of body)

[ See?  He tried to include a distribution list in the Cc: line ]

cleveland is a hole of shit anyway!

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His only comment is that Cleveland is a hole of shit.  Real smart.
I wouldn't know, I've never been to Cleveland, but I have been to
PSU, and hole of shit would describe it nicely, so Cleveland must
be worse!

Anyway, his Cc: headers inadvertantly included bz205 AND bz206 in
this mail.  What a dumbfuck.  Luckily for me and bz205, mail automatically
filters out excess messages!!!  HA HA!  I only got it twice because
he only sent it twice.  The joke is on you, Chuck Fee!!!!!!


Onto the second miserable Nethead.

Derik Davies.  Well, he did not make a big snafu like ole Chuckie
did, but his comments were so laughable I almost peed in my pants.
I was about to give up on you guys, but Derek inspired me to
continue to post here.

Message #27 (40 is last):
Date: Fri Nov  6 14:22:55 1992
From: ddavies@lotus.com (Derek Davies)
Subject: get lost
To: bz206@cleveland.freenet.edu

        Quiet simply statde:

        YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOOSER.
gdead        Stay away from rec.music.gdead you jerk!!


And then this gem:

Message #28 (40 is last):
Date: Fri Nov  6 16:18:12 1992
From: ddavies@lotus.com (Derek Davies)
Subject: my questionarie
To: bz206@cleveland.freenet.edu

       OTHER:  GET LOT YOU JERK!!!  I WILL PERSONALLY CALL YOUR SYSOP
                    MYSLEF UNLES YOU REMOVE YOUR MISERIBLE SELF FROM OUR
                    NEWSGROUP!!  THAT'S RIGHT BUD - *OUR* NEWSGROUP, NOT
                    YOURS YOU LAME SCUMBAG  YOU MAKE ME SICK  I WANT TO
                    PUKE RIGTH  IN YOU FACE!!!!!!!

This stuff is priceless.  I never knew someone could get so upset they
could barf.  

Last, but not least, of you miserable excuses out there that deserves a
round of applause is Brad Spierman.  

Message #19 (40 is last):
Date: Fri Nov  6 14:56:28 1992
From: bg193@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Brad Speierman)
Subject: Re: Joe Hack is Back
To: bz206
Reply-To: bg193@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Brad Speierman)


Brad>Well fuck head now who looks stupid!??  Rich has been on the net for 3-4
Brad>years!  He's sick of your sorry ass needless post!  Why don't you keep
Brad>your fuking mouth closed if you don't have something useful to say on
Brad>rec.music.gdead.  Go find somewhere else to spout your crap!

As we all know, Rich has NOT been here 3-4 years.  Jeez. 

>It ain't that easy Mr. Whineright.  Once a net-cop, always a net-cop.
>You are labelled for life.

Brad>At least he's not labled as a sorry ass good for nothing peice of shit
Brad>like you are!

Brad>No, just someone who's sick of assholes like you!
Brad>Drop Dead!



Ever notice that the more pissed someone gets, the worse their spelling gets?


Well, thats all folks.  I'll keep you up to date on the other spew
that fills my box, as sure as I can predict you guys, I predict you
will continue to fill my box for my sheer reading pleasure.