From: sjthomas@cup.portal.com (Stephen J Thomas)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Here Are The Undeniable Truths of Life
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 21:57:25 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: usa

Follow is a list of the [old] Rush Limbaugh's Undeniable Truths of Life
.....it is being updated to reflect the changes in the FSU (NO, not Florida
State Univ, the 'former' Soviet Union).
  Steve Thomas  sjthomas@cup.portal.com
  
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Rush Limbaugh's 35 Truths                                          
 
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 1. The greatest threat to humanity lies in the nuclear arsenal of
    the Soviet Union.
                                                                   
 2. The single greatest threat to the free people of the world is  
    posed by the Soviet Union.                                     
                                                                   
 3. Peace does not mean the removal of nuclear weapons.            
                                                                   
 4. Peace does not mean the absence of war.                        
                                                                   
 5. War is not obsolete.                                           
                                                                   
 6. Ours is a world governed by the agressive use of force.        
                                                                   
 7. There is only one way to eliminate nuclear weapons...use them. 
                                                                   
 8. Peace cannot be achieved by developing an understanding of or  
    with the Russian people.                                       
                                                                   
 9. Americans opposing America is not always courageous. Sometimes 
    it is dangerous.                                               
                                                                   
10. Communism kills.                                               
                                                                   
11. Neither the United States, nor anyone else imposes freedom on  
    the people of other nations. Freedom is not an imposition.     
                                                                   
12. Freedom is God-given. It is the natural state to which humans  
    yearn.                                                         
                                                                   
13. To the Soviet Union, peace means the absense of opposition.    
                                                                   
14. To free people, peace means the absense of threat and the      
    presence of justice.                                           
                                                                   
15. The peace movement in the United States, whether by accident   
    or by design, is pro-Communist.                                
                                                                   
16. The collective knowledge and wisdom of senior citizens is the  
    most valuable, yet untapped, resource our young people have.   
                                                                   
17. The greatest football team in the history of civilization: the 
    Pittsburgh Steelers of 1975 to 1980.                           
                                                                   
18. There is no such thing as war atrocities. War IS an atrocity.  
                                                                   
19. Regardless of the pain, nostalgia only takes us to those       
    pleasant memories in our past.                                 
                                                                   
20. There IS a god.                                                
                                                                   
21. Abortion is wrong.                                             
                                                                   
22. Morality is not defined by individual choice.                  
                                                                   
23. Evolution cannot explain creation.                             
                                                                   
24. Feminism was established so that unattractive women could have 
    access to the mainstream of society.                           
                                                                   
25. Love is the only emotion that cannot be controlled.            
                                                                   
26. The only difference between Mikhail Gorbachev and previous        
    Soviet leaders is that he is alive.                            
                                                                   
27. Soviet leaders are actually left wing dictators.               
                                                                   
28. Despite what they are teaching at the University of Missouri,  
    Abraham Lincoln saved this nation.                             
                                                                   
29. The wherever-they-happen-to-be Raiders will never be the team  
    they were as when they called Oakland home.                    
                                                                   
30. The United States will again go to war.                        
                                                                   
31. To more and more people, a victorious United States is a       
    sinful United States.                                          
                                                                   
32. This is frightening and ominous.                               
                                                                   
33. There will always be poor people.                              
                                                                   
34. This is not the fault of Malcolm Forbes, Ronald Reagan, Rush   
    Limbaugh, or any other rich person.                            
                                                                   
35. You should thank God for making you an American.
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