HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: wsimms@slate.mines.colorado.edu (Quinton/Blue)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Request Unix Pranks
Date: 11 Nov 92 22:01:54 GMT
Organization: Colorado School of Mines

Hello Again Everybody....
	Thanks to those who sent me the answering machine messages...
Another request from those of your who really wants to help somebody....
I'm also looking for Unix Pranks.... My roommate pulls several on me, but
refuses to give them to me.... *Grin*..... Could somebody send me an ftp
site to get them..... Thanks again.

	Email..... wsimms@slate.mines.colorado.edu

			Bill Lee Simms, Jr.


.no sig this time *Grin*
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.president.clinton,alt.politics.elections,alt.politics.clinton
From: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Subject: computer humor
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 11 Nov 92 19:59:14 EST

Re:  All those viruses

I've got a file of those, but these are different.  here goes:

        Warning!  New Political Viruses on the Loose!
        """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

*  George Bush Virus:  Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it
until November.

*  Ted Kennedy Virus:  Crashes your computer but denies it ever
happened.

*  Anita Hill Virus:  Lies dormant for ten years.

*  Warren Commission Virus:  Won't allow you to open your files for 75
years.

*  Jerry Brown Virus:  Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800
number.

*  David Duke Virus:  Makes your screen go completely white.

*  Congress Virus:  Overdraws your computer.

*  Paul Tsongas Virus:  Pops up on December 25 and says, "I'm not Santa
Claus."

*  Pat Buchanan Virus:  Shifts all your output to the extreme right of
your screen.

*  Dan Quayle Virus:  Forces your computer to play "PGA TOUR" from
10:00am to 4:00pm six days a week.

*  Bill Clinton Virus:  This virus mutates from region to region and
we're not exactly sure what it does.

*  Richard Nixon Virus:  Also known as the "Tricky Dick Virus", you can
wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.

*  Ross Perot Virus:  Same as Jerry Brown virus, only nicer fonts are
used and it appears to have a lot more money and reality put into its
development.

> I also have:
>    Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche

that sounds neat ...

--
Mike Clemens, Canada Remote Systems
E-Mail:  mike.clemens@canrem.com
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--
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Damien Saunders)
Subject: Re: Mommy Mommy
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 12:41:06 GMT

crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu writes:

>I need mommy_mommy jokes.

> I can only think of one:

> Kid: Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going in circles?
> Mommy: shut-up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor, too!
Kid: Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts.
Mommy: Shut up and keep eating.

Damien.
--
"This damned asteroid belt is full of...asteroids"
Robert French _Now, The Gods_
Damien Saunders (Gunnar Njalsson SCA) Email:u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au
From: dogbowl@dogbox.acme.gen.nz (Kennelmeister)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom Graffitti: The First List
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 13:23:37 +1300
Organization: The Dawghaus BBS, Palmerston North, New Zealand (+64 6 357 9245)


A nightclub I used to hang out at had a blackboard over the urinal.

There was always interesting stuff written there, and sometimes it
was hard to avoid pissing on my hands, 'cos I was laughing so much,
but the best urinal graffiti I've seen was something like this:
 (It's easier to draw this than describe it)

                                   | |
 LARGE                       MEDIUM| |                                SMALL
 __________________________________|_|_____________________________________
|__________________________________________________________________________|
|                                                                       |  |
|                                                                       |  |
|                                                                       |  |
|                                                                       |  |
|                                                                       |  |
|                                                                       |  |
|_______________________________________________________________________|  |
|_____________________________________________________________________O__\_|
 \XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\
  \XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX\

Needless to say, everybody gravitated to the left end of the trough.....



Alan B                           "Well, we were just laying there
Dogbowl@dogbox.acme.gen.nz        And this ghost of your other lover walked in
Dawghaus BBS +64 6 357-9245       And stood there.
Palmerston North, New Zealand     Made of thin air. Full of desire..

...Why these mountains? Why this sky? This long road? This empty room?"
                                                        - Laurie Anderson
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ecater36@ursa.calvin.edu (Evan Cater)
Subject: LIAM FELDMAN-- READ THIS!
Summary: Liam Feldman--- READS
Keywords: Liam Feldman
Organization: Calvin College
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 00:46:31 GMT

If your name is Liam Feldman, and you attend Brandeis U., keep reading.          Otherwise, you will be very bored.  
Liam-- This is Evan Cater.  I'm writing this from Calvin, naturally.  It is     probably a longshot that you'll read this, but I know you've gotten into       this system before, so I'm trying it.  I'd like to hear from you, but  I       don't have your E-Mail address.  
Mine is ecater36@CALVIN.edu (I think that will work).  Anyhow there's more      info directly above.  Drop me a line, man.  
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard)
Subject: Re: Kirk's REAL NAME
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 21:34:46 GMT

In article <3To2TB2w165w@netlink.cts.com> tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
>yonerjp@brandonu.ca (Jerome P. Yoner) writes:
>
>> The official word on Captain Kirk's middle name:
>> 
>> This is from the BOOK Star Trek: The Motion Picture.  Page 5, Admiral
>> Kirk's Preface.  The first line reads:  "My name is James Tiberius Kirk."
>> 
>> There, discussion settled.
>> 
>> Deanna.
>
>So does this apply in all alternate universes shown on the original
>series?  How about on the new series?  How about time dislocations in
>this universe?  How about all possible other universes?  How about
>universes that only exist in imagination?  How about universes beyond
>imagining?  Huh?  HUH?

Yeah, what if some OTHER universe didn't even HAVE a 'T' ????
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: a2824ag@sunmanager.LRZ-Muenchen.DE (Riaan de Jager)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Leibniz-Rechenzentrum, Muenchen (Germany)
Distribution: lrz
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 08:13:52 GMT

galt%peruvian.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt) writes:

>Daniel M Silevitch writes:
>>Seth L. Blumberg writes:
>>>Matt Welsh writes:
>>>>Michael L. Kaufman writes:
>>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>BTW, this is not a true cascade. True cascades consist of all 
>>one line posts that end in rhymes.
>They do not.
Agreed, cascades need not rhyme.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi)
Subject: Re: I don't get 10/28 Far Side
Reply-To: davidk@welch.jhu.edu
Organization: Welch Medical Library
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 18:26:58 GMT

In article 24148@bmw.mayo.edu, tcg@mayo.edu (Thomas Gerber) writes:
>In article E6K@wang.com,  dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:
>>
>>I don't understand the Far Side calendar for Wednesday, Oct. 28.  On a
>>shelf there are three pickle-jar type things (like lab specimens)
>>and the caption is "Broca's brain, appendix, and baseball glove"
>>
>>I guess Broca must be someone or some piece of culture that I
>>skipped over in my life.
>>
>
>I do know the Far Side, but not that particular cartoon.
>Anyway: I don't have my Neurology textbook handy, but Broca was a (French?)
>Neurologist/Neurosurgeon/Neuroanatomist who I believe died in the early
>1880's.
>There is a Broca's area in the frontal lobe of the brain, a lesion of which may
>lead to Broca's (motor) aphasia (a certain form of inability to speak).
>Does this help? I am not sure how this fits in with a baseball glove ...
>
Broca (first name Charles (I think, not certain)) was a scientist in the 
1800's.  Much of his study involved the human brain which he was greatly 
commended on.  Much of his methods were quite brilliant and his approaches
to scientic method were noteworth.  However it is also noted that he was
quite biased and even sexist and racist in his findings.  Overall much of
his later (and less realistic) research involved the removing and weighing
of human brains.  I think think the cartoon in question is making fun of 
his own brand of science, kind of like a biologist in a large jar.

-= David K.
From: rjain@datlog.co.uk (Rajesh Jain)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: limericks
Date: 5 Nov 92 14:24:28 GMT
Organization: Data Logic Limited

there was a man named crocket
who got his balls caught in a socket
his wife was a bitch
and she threw the switch
and crocket went off like a rocket
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: I don't get 10/28 Far Side (+ joke)
Date: 6 Nov 92 13:20:24 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

>In article E6K@wang.com,  dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:
>>
>>I don't understand the Far Side calendar for Wednesday, Oct. 28.  On a
>>shelf there are three pickle-jar type things (like lab specimens)
>>and the caption is "Broca's brain, appendix, and baseball glove"
>>
I hope today's (6 nov) is easier (Thor's hammer, etc.).

Once is funny, Gary.  It's like the "Nerd <fill in blank>" cartoons.
Although I will admit the ones that put a spin on song lyrics are
funny.

Believe me, I know how hard it is to be consistenly fresh AND funny.  
Let's get more of the great ones, like "the Bozone layer: shielding the
rest of the solar system from the earth's harmful effects".

obJoke: Two guys are going hunting.  Since one has a fabulous gun collection,
they agree that he should bring the hardware and the other would bring provisions.
They meet early in the morning.  First hunter says, "I've got two rifles plus
two for backup.  I've got two gross shells.  What did you bring?"  His friend
says, "I've got four bottles of whiskey and a loaf of bread."  The first
man says, "What are you crazy?  What are we going to do with all that bread?"

Sorry, I left the funny jokes at home.

--f2
From: 01ksdavis@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu (Rebel without a clue.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Answering machine messages (huge)
Date: 13 Nov 92 18:06:24 GMT
Organization: The Corporation.


	I had extracted this about almost a month ago.  Since I have printed it
out, I no longer need it clogging up my disk space, so I will repost this in
the hopes that some kind-hearted soul will want to archive it, instead of me.

	BTW-this is not mine!  The author, compiler, whatever is Alec Peterson,
so don't thank me, thank him.

	Kyle

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From: kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jason Balicki (KodaK))
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 10 Nov 92 23:23:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.BxIwzp.Lts
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Nov10.191451.26760@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
>In article <BxC0u8.LCE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jason Balicki (KodaK)) writes:
>>Matthew Crosby writes:
>>>Geoff Green writes:
>>>>Matthew B. M. Gibson (gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
>>>>: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
>>>>: >brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>>>: >>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>>>>: >>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>>: >>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>>>>: >>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>>: >>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>>: >>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>>: >>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>>>: >>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>>>: >>It's a rambling serenade!
>>>>: >How is it made?
>>>>: Well, you could use a blade.
>>>>Or a spade :)
>>>I wish this moronic thing would fade!
>>But it's good for the economic diaper trade!
>You're just wishin' you could get laid.
Hey!  I'm married, I've got it made!


--Jason Balicki
kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: If you think THIS is funny
Date: 11 Nov 92 12:46:30 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

Boy have you got problems.

On the news this morning, they mentioned that a man drowned after
falling into a cesspool.

He couldn't swim, but he went through all of the movements.

--f2

-----------------
  "You can wait here in the sitting room,
   or you can sit here in the waiting room."
From: joemays@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (Joseph F. Mays)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: limmericks for the following names
Date: 13 Nov 92 19:13:02 GMT
Organization: Dept. of CS Ball State University Muncie IN

In article <1992Nov12.162947.4315@sei.cmu.edu> vlm@sei.cmu.edu writes:

>I was wondering if anyone out there had any limmericks for the following
>names...

>Joe

[Suddenly very suspicious]

Why?!  What are you up to?  I'm going to be watching you...

Joe


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mgupta@eng.clemson.edu
Subject: Limerick
Organization: Clemson University
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 17:30:26 GMT

There was a young lady from Kew,
Who filled her vagina with glue,
She said with a grin 
If they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it too.
From: g580785c@edinboro.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A Story by Grandma.
Date: 10 Nov 92 03:57:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: edinboro.1992Nov9.235753.9039
Organization: Edinboro University of Pennsylvania


                     Midnight on the Ocean
                              by
                            Grandma

 
It was midnight on the ocean, not a streetcar was in sight.  The sun
was shinning brightly, and it rained all day that night.  It was a
summers night in winter, the rain was snowing fast, a barefoot boy
with shoes on was standing in the grass.  It was evening, and the
rising sun was setting in the west.  The little fishes in the trees
were huddled in their nest.  The rain was pouring down, and the moon
was shinning bright.  Everything that you could see was hidden out of
sight.  While the Organ peeled potatos, Lard was rendered from the choir.
When the Sexton rang the dish rag, someone set the church on fire. Holy
smoke the preacher shouted, and in the rush he lost his hair.  Now his
head resembles heaven, for there is no parting there.


This story was not written by Grandma, though she wrote
this version of it in 1929.  Make sure you look towards
the begining of this newsgroup and find toasts and sayings
from Grandma, they're original, you'll enjoy.

                        From,
                            Grandson, Jerry.
From: dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: State of Clinton
Date: 11 Nov 92 18:52:41 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

does Bill Clinton really live on Bufoo Street?
Is that short for buffoon street?
Its great that Clinton is such a common place name...
It makes for great signs (thanks, Rush) like ...
<PROSPERITY 
 CLINTON    >

CLINTON AVE
DEAD END

  CLINTON >
 PROMISCUITY AHEAD

Of course, I noticed that Justice Souter comes from No where
It not No. Where, its just No Where.
I wonder if he comes from the middle of it!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Subject: mommy mommy
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 11 Nov 92 16:24:45 EST

Quoting <u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au>

>> Kid: Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going in circles?
>> Mommy: shut-up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor, too!

>Kid: Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts.
>Mommy: Shut up and keep eating.

Kid: Mommy, mommy, when are we going to get to America?
Mommy: Shut up and keep swimming.

--
Mike Clemens, Canada Remote Systems
E-Mail:  mike.clemens@canrem.com
---
  SLMR 2.1a  
--
Canada Remote Systems  - Toronto, Ontario
World's Largest PCBOARD System - 416-629-7000/629-7044
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ceh127@cck.coventry.ac.uk (Grendel)
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 14:23:59 GMT

In article <BxMH4E.61o@acsu.buffalo.edu> v140pxgt@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) writes:
>
>	The thread on car names is going so well I thought I'd take the liberty
>of starting one for airline acronyms and similar joke names. I have many, but 
>you may certainly want to add some.
>
>TWA-Try Walking Across
>Teeny Weeeny Airlines
>
>DELTA-Don't Even Leave The Airport
>
>EL AL-Every Landing Always Late
>
>PIA (Pakistan India Airways, the official airline of Pakistan (surprise))
>Please Inform Allah
>
>Northwest Orient-Northworst Disorient
>(personal experience helped for that one)
>
>Air France-Air Chance
>
>These are all I can remember for the moment. Contributions are welcome.
>

QANTAS - Queenies And Nymphomaniac Transvestite Air Stewards


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dmsilev@athena.mit.edu (Daniel M Silevitch)
Subject: Re: Math, Phys, Comp-Sci jokes
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 16:23:42 GMT

In article <74643@hydra.gatech.EDU>, gt2619b@prism.gatech.EDU (S. Axel Medlin) writes:
|> In article <9145@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP> rlpst@cislabs.pitt.edu (Robert L Pack) writes:
|> >
|> >Also, can anyone finish the following? I'm stumped after the second line
|> >
|> >e to the y, dy dx, e to the x, dx
|> >cosine, secant, tangent, sine, 3.14159
|> >
|> At Georgia Tech this is known as the "Engineer's Cheer"...
|> 
|>   e to the x, dy dx, e to the x, dx 
|>   secant, tangent, cosine, sine
|>   3.14159
|>   eigen vectors, poisson brackets
|>   dis-integrate 'em Yellow Jackets!
|> 
|> I am sure there are other versions floating, depending on the school.
|> 
Here's the MIT version

e^u du/dx, e^x dx                   e to the u du dx, e to the x dx
cos sec tan sin 3.14159             cosine secant tangent sine, 3.14159
int sqrt mu dv                      integral squareroot mu dv
slipstick sliderule M.I.T.          slipstick, sliderule, MIT

Daniel Silevitch                               dmsilev@athena.mit.edu
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
From: jcrowe@mpd.tandem.com (Joseph Crowe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Why Did It Cross The Road
Date: 13 Nov 92 18:49:09 GMT
Organization: Tandem Computers (MPD) Austin, TX

In article <721500957.AA09349@csource.oz.au> Mark.Olsen@f550.n635.z3.fidonet.org (Mark Olsen) writes:
>
>Q:	Why did the baby cross the road?
>
>A:	Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Q:	Why did the pervert cross the road?

A:	Because he was hung in a chicken
>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Favorite Quotes
Date: 11 Nov 92 16:07:04 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana


	Is it tomorrow yet??

-- 
        --Just for the record, I did               Michael Freeman
          NOT vote for Billary Clinton... 	   mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
						   U of I at Urbana/Champaign
From: CXP167@psuvm.psu.edu (Chris Patrick)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Goin' Huntin! (tasteless)
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:37:42 GMT
 <BxG06s.tB@access.digex.com> <BxG1M4.2Cu@access.digex.com>
Organization: Penn State University

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?  Beer nuts are $2.59
and deer nuts are under a buck!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu (David Alten)
Subject: Re: The HACKER TEST v1.1
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 04:58:09 GMT

>>Hi everyone again! I've decided to publish version 1.1 of The Hacker
>>Test myself - the changes will be the following:
>>
>>1) questions will be numbered in hex - just as it should be...
>
>Uh... shouldn't this be in binary - two's complement? i Or maybe EBCDIC?
>

Don't bother, _real_ hackers are already insane....   :-)

-- 
David Alten
cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu
HE KUER!!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: catstyle@cathouse.aiss.uiuc.edu (Jason R. Heimbaugh)
Subject: Re: If you think THIS is funny
Reply-To: jrh@uiuc.edu
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 21:53:01 GMT

In article <2806@tymix.Tymnet.COM> filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)  
writes:
> On the news this morning, they mentioned that a man drowned after
> falling into a cesspool.
> He couldn't swim, but he went through all of the movements.

I live in Bondville, IL just west of Champaign where they just drug a
professor out of a pond that he had drown in the week before.  I thought
they were lucky that he was Oriental, otherwise they would've had to 
have thrown him back.
 
--
Jason R. Heimbaugh (CatStyle)
jrh@uiuc.edu
"What's your name, little girl?" --Ronnie Van Zant, 1977
"What's your name, little girl?" --Artimus Pyle, 1992
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: prabhak@giga.cs.umn.edu (Satya Prabhakar)
Subject: ALIENS TAKE REC.HUMOR.FUNNY HOSTAGE; HUMOR A VICTIM
Organization: University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, CSci dept.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 20:40:51 GMT

ALIENS TAKE REC.HUMOR.FUNNY HOSTAGE; HUMOR A VICTIM

Associated Press, Seattle.


In a stunning development it has been revealed by CLARINET.COM
that humor-impaired aliens have taken the widely read newsgroup
rec.humor.funny hostage. Masquerading under the the name of
Maddi Hausman, the chief of this coup has abducted famous
Brad Templeton. He is believed to be screening the submitted
jokes for daily release.

Jarvis Mennen, a humor psychologist from UCLA, says, "The jokes
being put out in this group gives an indication how pathetically
behind these aliens are in the domain of humor." The FBI and
CIA have been alerted. Vice-President-Elect Al Gore, the wooden
senator from Tennessee, claimed that he found the jokes very
funny. 


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: vlm@sei.cmu.edu 
Subject: limmericks for the following names
Organization: The Software Engineering Institute
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 16:29:47 GMT


I was wondering if anyone out there had any limmericks for the following
names...

Mike
Judy
Gibbie (said as it is spelled)
Joe

... Thanks much.
-Vickie
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade