From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 10:19:57 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.195217@cold.north.pole.inc> sclaus@cold.north.pole.inc (Santa Claus) writes:
>From: sclaus@cold.north.pole.inc (Santa Claus)
>Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
>Date: 12 Dec 92 01:52:17 GMT
>jbii@HDFS1.acd.com ( John O. Bell II ) writes:
>|> >> Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
>|> >> 
>|> >> Hmmmm...well, I am getting SVR4 for my HP 48SX.....
>|> >> 
>|> >> HA! _I'm_ just finishing up a port of VMS for my Timex
>|> >> Top THAT!
>|> >> 
>|> >> I'm running NextStep on Atari 2600 Video Game System.
>|> >> 
>|> >> Just last night I was able to get Windows to boot on my S
>|> >> game.
>|> >> 
>|> >> I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer
>|> >> Game-Boy.
>|> >> I just installed a 10 Gigabyte Drive to handle all the rep
>|> >> However, it only runs at 230,000 Baud due to the large dri
>|> >> slowing it down.
>|> >> 
>|> >> I fear I will not be getting news any longer...  The batter
>|> >> calculator-watch are running out.
>|> >> 
>|> >> My calculator-watch is solar...  And if I turned off the lig
>|> >> ONE would be getting news...
>|> >> 
>|> >> Feh. I'm so slick NASA just awarded ME the TERADATA contract
>|> >> my TV remote! They liked my proposal mainly because I'm ALSO
>|> >> shoehorn in the TEXAS SUPERCOLLIDER computations between comm
>|> >> Beat THAT!
>|> >> 
>|> >> Well, well, well. SSC calculations, huh. I built a system out
>|> >> inches of wire, 3 pennies and a AA battery that does realtime
>|> >> calculations of particle vectors during the Big Bang. A comple
>|> >> simulation of the first 2 years of the life of the universe, a
>|> >> to the theoretical limit, takes about 5 seconds.
>|> >> 
>|> >> And you guys think you are so great.  I just spent the last hal
>|> >> getting X11 to run on my slide rule.  I am still having problem
>|> >> connecting it to the net around here, but I would welcome any
>|> >> suggestions.
>|> >> 
>|> >> So what!!! I'm running Xinitrc, TWMRC, Internet, and 27 muds off
>|> >> paperclip.  Not to mention the fact that I am designing a new fo
>|> >> television with 7000 pixels based off a piece of tissue paper.
>|> >> 
>|> >> Man, that's baby stuff.  I'm running a particle accelerator utili
>|> >> matter-antimatter reactions in my doorknob, and calculating every
>|> >> the fourth dimension using a single dip switch and a large glass
>|> >> 
>|> >> Child's play, I have an old piece of cheese that is, at this very
>|> >> raytracing an actual model of the universe five hours from now, wh
>|> >> at the same time calculating the heat produced from the new intel
>|> >> Pentium.
>|> >> 
>|> >> And you people think that you are hackers! I'm currently engaged in
>|> >> which involves simultaneous simulation of multiple universes (To se
>|> >> would happen if various constants change. Pi=8.4 is an interesting
>|> >> hardware consists of a single wooden pencil (no paper). With it, I
>|> >> real-time simulations of 2^32 universes in parallel.
>|> >> 
>|> >> You guys are wimps!!  I've just finished converting a microwave oven
>|> >> paradimensional teleportation device.  The only problem I'm having s
>|> >> that my breakfast bagel keeps disappearing!!  May have to eat it raw
>|> >> 
>|> >> Sorry, that's my fault.  I'm afraid that the high-energy laser-pumped
>|> >> negentropic vortex generator I made from my own nostril hair, which i
>|> >> currently cranking out entire new universes at the rate of 7.6 per pi
>|> >> was breaking the FCC emissions limits and gronking your microwave's c
>|> >> panel.  It should work properly now.  Also, my cat Arthur was FTPing
>|> >> of terabytes of PD software from Epsilon Eridani in the year 4741 A.D
>|> >> the faster-than-light Ethernet interface I built for him, and this ma
>|> >> been loading the Net a little yesterday.  My sincere apologies to eve
>|> >> noticed any performance degradation.
>|> >> 
>|> >> Damn, I thought I was doin' smoe really advanced R&D. But I only have
>|> >> humble feather pen with build in spell checking. It checks all languag
>|> >> since Adam & Eve plus a few forthcoming languages. But after what I've
>|> >> here, thats not good enough for a Nobel Price..I have to work harder..
>|> >> Maybe some of the languages from outer space will help ?? I just have
>|> >> use my FingerNail Time&Universe Transporter(tm) to get there and learn
>|> >> 
>|> >> You're all a bunch of lazy pseudo-programmers. When you have, as I, set
>|> >> up an entire University Unix net (with Mail, IRC, more than 2 MUDs, ano-
>|> >> nymous ftp, etc etc etc etc etc ) on a Turing Machine, we'll talk.
>|> >> 
>|> >> Hahaha! Fools! You think that's impressive? I've wired together every
>|> >> computer on the Internet with Quantum-Thin Wire (tm), and programmed it
>|> >> to act like a really big abacus. Running 8 x 10^100^10^10^10^4
>|> >> calculations a millisecond, I hope to solve the equation 5x = 10
>|> >> by sometime next week. Now _that's_ progress.
>|> >> 
>|> >> Then how about this I've constructed the first computer ever made of one
>|> >> single Hydrogen atom. There are a couple of advantages with it; 1. it can
>|> >> be inhaled for transport; 2. it relies entirely on voice-detecting for inp
>|> >> and a hologram for output (that was the tricky part), and 3. it creates
>|> >> two copies of itself every second, allowing for multiple processes! I'm
>|> >> speaking this reply right now to a cloud in front of me, using a Voice
>|> >> Detection version (mine, really) of X-Windows in 3D. NEXT!
>|> >> 
>|> >> All accomplishments pale beside mine Managed to re-write DOS 5.0 so that
>|> >> it breaks the the 640K barrier.
>|> >> 
>|> >> Oh yeah?  Well...well...I've got an AMIGA!  BWAHAHAHA!
>|> >> 
>|> >> heh.... and here, I've spent the last somewhere between 9 to 20 billion years
>|> >> developing a system to simulate everything we can see.... I call it
>|> >> "the universe"
>|> >> beat that!
>|> >
>|> > He......I just taught Sylvestor Stallone how to act.> 
>|> 
>|>   Hmpf... I just convinced IBM that the world doesn't revolve around them.
>
>HoHoo... I just convinced all the German skinheads to bake apple
>strudel pastries for all their foreign immigrant friends :^)> !!!

Just thought you'd like to know; I am a grey and we have replaced every 
single one of you with a clone.


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