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From: Sparky
Subject: Re: important informations about JS Graley
Summary: Re: important informations about JS Gr
Organization: None
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:35:01 GMT

In article <35140@olympus.wustl.edu> moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi)
writes:
>
[crap deleted]

>I'm sorry, Graley, truly sorry. I didn't know of your phisical problems.
>Yes. From now you are free to exaust your impossibility to talk in alt.flame
>and we all will happily listen to you, now that we are conscious of your 
>serious problems.
>
>Will you forgive my previous rudeness, Graley? Thanks.
>
>Moana
>


While your target is admirable (and very bullet-ridden) your mode
of attack leaves much to be desired.  Your verbage leaves one quite
unsatisfied.  In other words, your fucking lame flames are putting
me and everyone else to sleep!  Why don't you go back in your closet
and continue reading that self-help book of yours "I Am Boring,
Have No Friends, No Life, No Job, But Hey, What The Fuck Do I Care?
I Also Have No Clue!"?  Return in 2-3 weeks with a synopsis.  I'll
print it out, wipe my morning-after-draft-beer-night ass with it
and return it to you for your scrapbook.

And oh yeah, your sarcasm is REALLY effective.

--Sparky
From: 187701458@vill.edu (Jagdeep Sahni)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Question about suicide
Date: 8 Jan 93 20:29:00 GMT
Organization: Villanova University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

In article <1993Jan7.190112.19869@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>,
rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes...

> 
>If you woke up one morning, and discovered with horror that you were
>a shit-sucking limey from Warwick named Graley, which method would
>YOU use to terminate your miserable existance?
> 


	Wouldn't have to. I would probably die from the shock of discovering
that I was *GASP*, J(ism-gargling) S(hit-Eating) Graley.


		Jagdeep Sahni
		Let's Go Eagles!!!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester)
Subject: Re: FLAME
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 93 08:51:31 GMT

In article <1ibgc8INNhjh@uwm.edu> leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott B
rtelt) writes:
>O GAWD!!! IT'S BACK.....THEY COULDN'T HOLD MICHELE DOWN....
>


      Naw, he just left to get some more Vaseline for his asshole.

      Okay everybody!  Line up!  Michel(l)e is taking us for another
      ride!

      Uncle Fester

--
           :     What God Wants      :  God wants gigolos          :
           :        God gets         :  God wants giraffes         :
           :     God help us all     :  God wants politics         :
           : *thester@nyx.cs.du.edu* :  God wants a good laugh     :
From: sperdomo@samson.hac.com (Sanin Perdomo)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Moana's posting...a clean mature debat
Date: 12 Jan 93 19:06:04 GMT
Reply-To: sperdomo@samson.hac.com
Organization: Hughes Training Incorporated, WCO


  My ability to
> flame (semi) tastefully is thanks to one class, IGE 220, part of the eight
> class IGE series (IGE=Interdisciplinary General Education).  Although IGE
> 120,121, and 122 sucked (they were based on art...and nothing more--definitely
> not INTERDISCIPLINARY), IGE 220 was sort of like an advocacy and argument
> class...thus my abilty to flame tastefully.  How ever, when provoked
> sufficiently...you might see an occasional horrible flame (w/ profanity --
> provided I am mad enough) but in general...if someone holds their fire...they
> won't get any.  They will actually be able to DEBATE me reather than flame me. 
> The issues being discussed will actually be issues...not emotional flames.
				
					Daniel Rouse, Jr.
 					Sophomore, Computer Engineering


Dan, Dan, Dan, what am I going to do with you.  You're giving Cal Poly (my alma mater) a bad name.  First, I see one Post from you a while back, and now your posting like mad.  We really don't give a flying fuck about the classes you are taking and what you're learning from them.  IGE is a poor excuse for avoiding real GE's anyway.  Basically, what I'm trying to say is stick to the flame--don't side track because you're embarrassing me.  BTW, don't E-mail me any flames, if you have something to say, do it 


on this net in front of everyone.

-cosmic


Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Annoying Part IV
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 09:17:13 GMT

annoying
From: liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: I can change the subject too, do dah, do dah
Date: 12 Jan 1993 01:46:45 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <1337@dsbc.icl.co.uk> Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk> writes:
>
>-- 
>   _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/    
>  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     Professor Kevin Walsh
> _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
>_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk


Professor, eh?  Somebody's been having delusions of grandeur again...

							--Liz

--
oh do dah dey
deal with it, pink boy
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: S.J.Casey@plant.utas.edu.au (S.C.)
Subject: Re: Poor, poor, Jorn...INTELLEGENCE?
Organization: University of Tasmania
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 03:36:03 GMT

In article <1993Jan12.131137.13512@bsu-ucs>, 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
> 

> This is in responce to Jorn. 
> Listen up putz. You desreve the least ammount of attention since your little
> country  is worthless. Your government is worthless. Your ideas are worthless.
> You, sir (I use that term loosely), are worthless. When you become a world
> power, I'll start taking your little CUNTry seriously. At least the British
> have had the decency to do something productive! What has Scassdinavia done?
> NOTHING! Have they fought, BRAVELY, in wars to stop the spread of tyranny and
> uphold EVERY human being's right to live free?

While I agree that Jorn is a few whales short of a pod, I just cant cope 
this flag waving sabre rattling shit that J.F'Wit espouses. The only time the
U.S. goes to war is protect its economics interests or in an election year.
 Fighting agianst tyranny and for freedom, what a crock!!


> You wonder why I flame you in a barbaric form of rough English language? That
> is the only why you will understand and comprehend my ideas and points.
> 
It is no wonder to me why you flame in rough English dork, your in the army 
and an American, what more excuses could you need.

> So why dont you head south of the border and find some friendly fire
> 
> 
> 
>
From: m92mmy@tdb.uu.se (Mattias Myrberg)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Test
Date: 6 Jan 93 11:52:34 GMT
Organization: My own place
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]


This is a test.


/Mattias

_______


m92mmy@bellatrix.tdb.uu.se
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Congratulations, Moana and My Dawg
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 21:35:54 GMT


I am pleased to announce that my Dawg is now off the market. He and
our new friend Moana have decided, due to an unexpected 'problem', to
get married, and very quickly. They have also decided to name one
of the little puppies after me. So congrats to the newlyweds; my
Dawg has had a lot of women, but it took our little Moana to 
domesticate him.
From: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Re: Stats for alt.flame: December 1992 (MORE TWISTED BULLSHIT)
Date: 9 Jan 93 14:53:03 GMT
Organization: Physical Chemistry Laboratory, South Parks Road, Oxford OX1 3QZ
Originator: pete@joule.pcl


Summary of latest Michel(l)e Zugates posts :

> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>
> <cont>

Whats the matter, trying to get to the top of the alt.lame statistics by
turning every post into three?  I'm sorry, but these posts really are
getting boring - sorry, they were boring before, they are getting
tedious now.  The sysadmin at fnal was doing us a real favour by
banning this dickhead from using news. To be honest I don't give a toss
if Zugates is or is not Michelle's bum chum or if they are the same
person or if it is someone forging posts - it's just another name for the
kill file.

Pete

ps
<cont>
all disclaimers apply
-- 
=============================================================================
Pete Biggs :{)                         Janet: pete@uk.ac.ox.physchem
                                    Internet: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk
=============================================================================
From: anon.582@pax.tpa.com.au
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This place is getting boring.
Date: 11 Jan 1993 15:06:46 +1030
Organization: PAX - Public Access Unix (Adelaide,South Australia) - Anonymous Service
Reply-To: anon.582@pax.tpa.com.au
NNTP-Posting-Host: flash.pax.tpa.com.au


liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>In article <1ipvrkINN44c@flash.pax.tpa.com.au> anon.582@pax.tpa.com.au writes:

>>... Rob Dobson depressed, K E N is changing the oil,
>>the Phantom went to hell, Liz is fucking with a dog, Par doesn't have ...

>I was waiting for someone to mention me again, of course.  *smirk*

I knew that Liz. By the way, how was the dog on the meantime?

>Gee, takes real guts to flame using an anonymous posting service, don't
>it?

Really, since your fucking country is a shit, it is better to post in this way 
than to be kicked out of the net, like it happened to my italian friend 
Michele...

>Please, Rob, flame my happy ass...
		       ^^^^^^^^^^^^
You had good luck the new year eve, eh?

[threat to killfile Michele deleted, who cares?]
>                                                       --lizzie-woogums
>--
>deal with it, pink boy

Hey, I like that. Ok, for now, my name is

	Pink Boy. 


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From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 21:24:11 GMT
Subject: Re: Kindergarten flamer can't flame!
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

Melvin Gladstone (is this really your name????) writes:

"Only a fascist would take away your account for what you post to
alt.flame.

Melvin M. Gladstone"


Well put, Mel....  too many people are starting to take it 
personally, like Hannigan who appears to have quite the temper
and has apparently squealed (he's squealed in the past but with
another man on top) to sysadm's and also has broken federal laws
re: deletion of private e-mail not belonging to him etc...

(just rumors, Hannigan, but I can believe it)

all disclaimers apply, especially here!


From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:03:32 GMT
Subject: Re: Little kid postings get appropriate treatment.
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

Little Dan writes:

      

      "suitable to his mentailty.  No, the USA is a great country, with only a small
      percentage of them being illiterate.  But, if a person can't absorb something"


Acutally dan, a lot of people in this country cant read... and a larger 
proportion ( I think the figure was around 70 to 75% of the population)
only reads and comprehends at the 6th grade level... this is equivalent
to Reader's Digest..  sad, isnt it?

Now go home and spank your monkey, boy scout.
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Sophomore=Yawner
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:55:46 GMT

> zenith89@bcarh1eb.bnr.ca (CPV) writes:
>>I write:
>>....................................
>>Really, Ive met anal hairs that flame better than you, asshole.
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Really? How many? Does this include the ones growing out of
>the top of your pointy head? 
>
>You pretend to be a master flamer and leave bait like this?
>What an idiot.

O boy. called an idiot by a CANADIAN, who then has the genius-level
idea to set follow-ups to misc.test. HAW HAW HAW!@ follow-ups to misc.
test!@ almost got me, right loser? perhaps one day you will come up
with an original idea of your own, pindick, but until then, I have 
coined a term to describe no-talent, misc.test type 'flamers' like
you:

SUB-BUR. you, sir, are a sub-bur. now fuck off.
From: keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: talk about projecting - project your FUCKING ARSE!
Date: 11 Jan 93 18:33:15 GMT
Reply-To: keegan@crd.ge.com
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: "T.S.A.K.C"

demonstrating that he knows the word "CUNT," as
well as the word "BARF,"

maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) proudly writes:
|>Hey the CUNT has CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDER HIS STONE AGAIN!
|>
|>keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.) writes:
|>|maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) repeats a
|>|newbie follow-up twice in the same post.
|>
|>If a simple newsposting mistake gives you that much trouble, I would politely
|>sugest you STICK IT UP YOUR SPOTTY ARSE!!

don't be so defensive and whiney, sonny, anyone who doesn't
check what their posting could have made the same mistake.
|>
|>And exactly how long do you have to have been posting to be promoted from 
|>newbie status? 

that depends. some people are always newbies.

|>|and types much of it in uppercase.
|>|
|>
|>DAMN RIGHT RETARDS LIKE YOU NEED HELP YOU CANT UNDERSTAND OTHERWISE

don't be upset. people new to the net sometimes make
this silly mistake. they almost always correct it within
the first few days of reading newsgroups.

|>|using bigtime flamewords like "BARF."
|>|
|>
|>If you wish to know the meaning of that word, I suggest you ask someone with
|>a clue, as you patently have none.

oh heavens, sonny, you just keep using it.

write "CUNT" some more too, in uppercase.

heh.
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This place is getting boring.
Date: 12 Jan 1993 18:58:47 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <1iusmeINNo0c@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@realsoon.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
|In article <1iunasINNbv6@lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk> maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk 
|(Mr J S Graley) writes:
|>In article <1it7plINNl57@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU 
|>(PostMistress General) writes:
|>|
|>|>*hugs*,
|>|>r
||
|>|I *always* knew you cared, Robbie-woogums...  *smoooooches*
|>|
|>|*ack*ptooey*
|>
|>GET THIS DISGUSTING CRAP OUTTA HERE!
|>
|>THIS IS ALT.FLAME NOT ALT.SAD.PERVY.SHIT.DRIVEL
|>
|
|Jealous, are we?  
|

Yeh, thats right. I feel really JEALOUS about not being able to catch VENEREAL
DESEASES from your FLAKEY ROTTING CUNT.

I really wish I could bounce around on your bloated FAT GUT and smell the 
PUTRID ODOUR of wet fish you eminate.

(this has been a SARCASTIC posting, for the stupid among you)

so FUCK OFF am I jealous! 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 17:56:00 GMT
Subject: Re: Zuckates Immitates Michele - Illegal ?
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame


You are a joke jorn

The only thing I'm afraid of is ladies in Volkswagens, pit bulls on 
crack and cream of wheat.

Go ahead and notify the FBI or the CIA or Doris Day...

FOAD butthead.



all disclaimers apply
From: keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: andy hart 'farewell' contest
Date: 5 Jan 93 22:36:44 GMT
Reply-To: james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com>
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Disclaimer: i speak for myself only, unless noted otherwise

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
-> >and then posted again bidding yet another farewell.
-> 
-> see, the thing is, andy is facing charges of sodomizing his little
-> 8 year old sister with a corkscrew. he's really not sure when he's
-> gonna have to go up the river for it. however, in texas, you know,
-> fuckin your sister is looked on as ok by some judges, so he may
-> NEVER leave us alone. in the mean time, tho, his lawyer has him out
-> on bond and when hes not picking up transvestite hookers in downtown
-> San Antonio he has plenty of time to write his 'flames'.

aha. i see. who was silly enough to let andy play with
a corkscrew?
From: liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Michele
Date: 13 Jan 1993 00:59:00 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <1ivbu8INNm69@flash.pax.tpa.com.au> anon.582@pax.tpa.com.au writes:
>
>Little Princess writes:

How special...he's given me a pet name....*gag*

>>
>>Au contraire...we could flame the fact that your attempt to give
>>Michele advice is futile, and a total waste of your time and energy.
>
>Yep, yup, yop. I agree. I DON'T NEED ADVICES!
>

Uh, you misinterpreted what I meant.  What I should have said was:

Michele is a brick wall, so talking to him is futile, and a total waste
of your time and energy.  

Is that easier to understand?


>Sure Liz. It will be fun. But only one is not enough, so I thought about you
>too. What about if you girls let me to *hit* both of you?!? 
>You know, it could be a fun night...


Moana!  He wants to hit us all night long!  That would be the *best* Michele - 
You know how much I like have bleeding pustules of crust and goo all over my
body after a good beating!  Throw me in a salt water bath after that one!
wA-HOO!!  Did you remember to get the cat-o-nine tails and stuff?  YIPPIE!
What a rip roaring party _this_ is gonna be!!!

Oh...you meant "hit _on_".  Damn.  You're so cruel to a girl!!  *sulk*

						--Liz

--
bite me, fan boy
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Question about suicide
Date: 10 Jan 1993 00:49:53 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: oregano.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <1993Jan7.190112.19869@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
|
|If you woke up one morning, and discovered with horror that you were
|a shit-sucking limey from Warwick named Graley, which method would
|YOU use to terminate your miserable existance?
|

I'd change my name to some shit like Rob Dobson.

Jeez, talk about bollock obvious!

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 18:42:04 GMT
Subject: he's back to torment K Walsh
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

Heeee'sssss     BAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK........


Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mbrownel@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca (Mark Brownell)
Subject: Re: Info regarding rules on ALT.FLAME
Organization: University of Toronto Chemistry Department
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 14:41:09 GMT


In article <1993Jan6.203900.46170@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>
dchatterjee@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
>In article <PATRICK.93Jan6182427@rio-grande.is.rice.edu>,
patrick@rio-grande.is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>> In article <1993Jan6.171620.46166@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>
dchatterjee@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
>> 
>>      Dear Netters:
>> 
>>       This is my first posting. I want to know what are the generally
accepted
>>      ground rules for "ALT.FLAME" newsgroup ????
>> 
>>      Please reply via e-mail or post it on this newsgroup, please.
>> 
>> Well, look at it this way -- if you thought soc.culture.indian in the
last
>> two weeks has been bad, this group will make it look like a Sunday
picnic.
>> Rules?  WHAT rules?  :-)
>> 
>> --PLH, good luck, anyway -- good Samaritans are rare enough as it
is...
>> --
>>
>
>
> No, Patrick I am *serious*. There has been a lot of cry hoarse momma's
> milksops - fucked up piece of shit-heads, who have asked me to fight
with
> a jerk somewhere else. I am thankful that you already have a fair idea
of
> what crap goes on in the SCI/ SCP. I have invited a moron to come over
in 
> this group where I can fight in peace. That's why ! Don't worry, I am
a
> thick-skinned animal. I know that I shall fall down, but, I can get up
and
> walk. I am willing to learn 8-). In fact I am willing to improve my
flaming
> tactics. I'm sure that I am going to have a nice time.
>
>    - deb chatterjee
>   (a good samaritan) 


deb, the phrase "please proceed to alt.flame" seems to be a sarcastic
statement used by other Newsgroups to get rid of people. (something akin
to "proceed to alt.hell", "proceed to fuck.off.and.die" etc.) 

However, once you've made the switch you'll never go back to
alt.knitting.fuzzy.animals! 

IMHO, there are three reasons to post to alt.flame...

	1.	To Flame
	2.	To Be Flamed

	and most importantly...

	3.	TO HAVE THE LAST WORD!!!

	(number 3 is a chronic,
	Sisyphean idee-fix to all
	flamers - as you shall soon
	see...)


			Mark B.:-)

		P.S. Jeff? Are you out there
		Jeff? Where's momma's little
		Twitty boy?
From: 187701458@vill.edu (Jagdeep Sahni)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Goodbye Eagles
Date: 12 Jan 93 03:46:00 GMT
Organization: Villanova University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

In article <1993Jan11.155503.20032@alchemy.chem.utoronto.ca>, mbrownel@alchemy.
chem.utoronto.ca (Mark Brownell) writes...

>May I be the first to congratulate Jagdeep on yesterday's resounding
>DEFEAT of the Philadelphia Eagles by the Dallas Cowboys.
> 
>"Randall Cunningham sat dejectedly on the turf of Texas Stadium as his
>Eagles were *trounced* by Dallas - 34-10."
> 
>That score again...
> 
>Cowboys 34
>Eagles  10
> 
>Laughable Defense - Fumbling receivers who make the 3 Stooges look like
>a crack precision marching band - A quarterback who needs a compass to
>find his locker. 
> 
>Yes, folks. The Eagles have it all!
> 
>Ah well, there's always next year...
> 
>>	Jagdeep Sahni
>	A Jive-Talking, Platform-Shoe Walking, BeeGees Kind of Guy
> 
> 
>Mark B. :-)


	That's right, Mark. Stick the knife in and turn it 8 different ways.
As you said, there is always next year. I did everything I could short of 
actually playing myself. :-) I even used it in my signature file in alt.flame 
fully understanding the flak I would get if something like this happened. 
But hey, I am a big fan. 

	Rob, thanks for the song. But I expected something more original from 
you. After all, you composed the same number for Jeff Twitty & his Chicago 
Bears. Please don't put me in the same category as Shitty Twitty. Enough
of this gooey show of emotion though.

	The other thing I had hoped to achieve in this signature was 
to use it partially as flamebait for some fuckwits and boy did it work.
Jeff Twitty thumped his chest about the Chicago Bears and made an ass of
himself again. The Boring-Human Excreta-Moron Brainwalshed Kevin is 
shouting himself hoarse trying to start a rugby versus American Football
war. Fuck you Kevin and your crystal palace. FOAD to you. THe sick 
puppy Martin Hannigan was pathetic with his fiery lames, " BTW< The Eagles 
Suck". What an asswipe.


	TTFN folks,

				Jagdeep Sahni
				A HArd Hit, Heart Broken Eagles FAn (for today)