HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bruceg@Cadence.COM (Bruce Gustifson)
Subject: Re: Query: What is Haldol?...
Organization: Cadence Design Systems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 22:55:50 GMT

In article <92289.130700ROWHC@CUNYVM.BITNET> <ROWHC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>After a family dispute, my friend's close relative had him
>committed to a mental institution as an act of revenge.
>
>While he is completely sane, the doctors there are evidently
>not. They are trying to force him to take a drug called Haldol.
>
>I have been told that Haldol is only meant to be taken by
>uncontrollable lunatics, and that mental ward veterans call
>this drug "Zombie Juice."
>
>It would be of assistance if anyone can provide me with
>information regarding this substance. Namely,
>
>1. What is the purpose of giving someone Haldol? What is it used for?
>2. What are the side-effects?
>3. What is the criteria for determining if somebody needs Haldol?
>
>Thank you.


  Haldol is a anti psychotic from the phenothiaziane
group of drugs. The purpose of this drug is to combat
the effects of psychosis (or so say the psychs). This
and it's family members are what I consider to be 
shock-medicine (a substitute for shock-therapy, and
if youi take it you'll feel like youv'e gone through
shock therapy). The side effects are many, including
extra-pyramidal effects which resemble Parkinsons
disease, and a nasty little thing called tardive
diskenesia, which is a life-long muscle control
ilness which effects the victims facial muscles.
This and the other drugs in this family are mind
control substances invented by the drug companies
and doctors to control the thoughts and actions of
people who, though not dangerous, have been jailed
throughout history for the abberant behaviour they
exhibit. They scare the "normal" people in society.
I hope you're friend can get off this stuff, or he
may never be the same again.
			  -bruceg-

Newsgroups: alt.psychoactives,alt.drugs
From: phz@cadence.com (Pete Zakel)
Subject: Dianetics
Organization: Cadence Design Systems
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 20:38:08 GMT

In article <Bwsx0G.MAw@bagate.BELL-ATL.COM> dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor) writes:

>If you want another view on this read the firs several chapters of Dianetics
>I don't agree with Hubbard's views on  "auditting" but his perception
>into mental disorders coming from emotional disturbances is valid.

Dianetics is pure, absolute BUNK.  L. Ron Hubbard was a pulp Sci-Fi writer who
came up with the scheme of Dianetics and Scientology in order to make money.
It's possible he even believed it, but that doesn't make it so.

There is no scientific evidence for "engrams" that are formed in the womb, no
scientific evidence for an ancient race of space explorers that we are
descended from, no scientific evidence for the existence of "clears".

Next time you talk to a Scientologist, ask where all the "clears" are.

-Pete Zakel
 (phz@cadence.com or ..!uunet!cadence!phz)

Grelb's Reminder:
	Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
	average drivers.
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: lllowen@netcom.com (lllowen)
Subject: Re: Cs is our friend
Keywords: [Cesium] [friendly lump] 
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 01:42:11 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.205509.7102@netcom.com> afhetzel@netcom.com 
(A.F. Hetzel) writes:
>>>
>>>I think my head just exploded.  Pitty.
>>>
>>
>>Actually, I rather liked it.
>>
>
>My head exploding?

Of course.  Sure!
-- 

Lon Lowen Jr.                        |  Wayne State University
Netcom Online Communications         |  Detroit, Michigan
lllowen@netcom.com                   |  (lllowen@mts.cc.wayne.edu)
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Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: afhetzel@netcom.com (A.F. Hetzel)
Subject: Re: CESIUM (Sorry Jon)
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 01:53:13 GMT

>I'm a cobalt man myself.
>TTFN

No offense indended...but, what the hell are you talking about?  And if it is
true that you prefer cobalt to the mighty god Cesium, bugger off!


-- 
Andrew F. Hetzel         afhetzel@netcom.com         Tel: (313) 955-7880
Newsgroups: alt.cesium,alt.non.sequitur,alt.fan.matt.welsh
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Personal: STEVE GEER
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 21:45:40 GMT

In article <Ba334gab99.304@tc.cornell.edu> sgeer@tc.cornell.edu writes:
>In article <1992Nov7.030948.19362@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>Hi, Steve!
>>
>>mdw
>>
>Hi, Matt!  You really did not have to post this as I am sitting right next
>to you.
>
>
>	The Steve-man

Hi Mike. Check out the path:
Path: batcomputer!caen!uunet!mnemosyne.cs.du.edu!cornell.edu!tc!sgeer

Why would articles from "tc" (which isn't the machine's name) go through
"cs.du.edu" and "uunet"? Next time, remember: My path is always
Path: batcomputer!mdw

But overall, a good forgery. I'll give it a 9.5.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: chrisbee@nick.csh.rit.edu (I live in the water!)
Subject: Re: Cesium, part IV
Summary: I have an answer
Keywords: friendly lump, chicken heart, baby-coach wheels
Organization: Computer Science House @ RIT
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 05:22:14 GMT

In article <6867@news.duke.edu> laurap@neuro.duke.edu (Laura Elizabeth Poole) writes:
>Cesium and I went to the movie marathon this weekend. Cesium especially wanted
>to see The Chicken Heart that Ate New York (again!), and I went because they
>were showing Basket Case and I Spit on Your Grave.
>
>Cesium likes bad movies. At least, the friendly lump of cesium that *I* know
>likes bad movies!
>
>kiwi "congrats to all you Bill Cosby trivia buffs! try this one:
>      what is the significance of baby-coach wheels?"
>
Baby buggy wheels were the best kind to use for go-carts cuz they went the
fastest (if you had you music with you)
>--
>
>her nose is painted pepper sunlight


-- 
chrisbee@nick.csh.rit.edu****************cleric/magic-user2,1

Let's take something whose whole purpose in life is to be
unhealthy and give it the veneer of dietary worth.
From: paladin@parker.WPI.EDU (Vaughn Gross)
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
Subject: Re: Cs is our friend
Keywords: [Cesium] [friendly lump]
Date: 5 Nov 92 21:54:38 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: parker.wpi.edu

In article <1992Nov4.205509.7102@netcom.com> afhetzel@netcom.com (A.F. Hetzel) writes:
>In article <1992Nov4.180704.28195@netcom.com> lllowen@netcom.com (lllowen) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov4.153201.21620@netcom.com> 
>>afhetzel@netcom.com (A.F. Hetzel) writes:
>>>
>>>I think my head just exploded.  Pitty.
>>>
>>
>>Actually, I rather liked it.
>>-- 
>>
>
>My head exploding?
>

hehe... my .sig seems to fit perfectly into this conversation...

	my friend walked into my room one morning and woke me up and said the
  line in the sig...

 Paladin (ever shifting bearlike being....)	     
     Reality	       | " Wouldn't you laugh if your head exploded???  
 		       |	 No.... I guess you wouldn't.....	 
 paladin@wpi.wpi.edu   |   I would."   (Nosage, June 91)
From: laurap@neuro.duke.edu (Laura Elizabeth Poole)
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
Subject: Cesium Part VI
Keywords: friendly lump, chicken heart, autographed picture
Date: 12 Nov 92 17:38:44 GMT

Today it is raining. Cesium wanted to go for a walk, i said NO WAY you'll
get wet and start having a cow, and i don't want to have to explain it to
the fire department like i did last time.

she sulked. I gave her a diet coke and she quit whining.

from
kiwi

winners in my daily contests...you know who you are! the picture is indeed
autographed by me, but it is not a picture OF me. go figure!
no contest today, check later

-- 

the crazy bee mad about somebody
From: laurap@neuro.duke.edu (Laura Elizabeth Poole)
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
Subject: friendly Cesium lumps
Keywords: Cesium   lumps
Date: 6 Nov 92 04:29:54 GMT

All this talk of exploding heads and friendly Cesium lumps...gosh.
were there friendly lumps of cesium in your head when it exploded?

my head doesn't explode, but my brain periodically DOES catch on fire.
rather painful, but i usually manage to put it out quickly. it's stresss
related, i'm sure of it.

anyone out there ever spontaneously combusted?

kiwi
-- 

her nose is painted pepper sunlight
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: positron@engin.umich.edu (Jonathan Scott Haas)
Subject: Re: More Cesium Verse
Date: Fri, 06 Nov 92 16:44:11 EST
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <1992Nov6.203431.10429@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>
>Thou hast not spectograph lines of green or red,
>Or even violet, yellow, or orange;
>For you, only deep brooding royal blue:
>(I just realized, nothing rhymes with 'orange').
>

Nothing rhymes with 'orange', eh?

The four eng-
Ineers,
Wear orange
Brassieres.

(btw: I'm taking suggestions for the coveted fourth-line left column portion
of my .signature, since Marrou/Lord were soundly trounced in '92.)

-- 
__/\__  Jonathan S. Haas         | Jake liked his women the way he liked
\    /  University of Michigan   | his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-
/_  _\  positron@engin.umich.edu | fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and
  \/    Marrou/Lord in '92!      | covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: jah7931@tamsun.tamu.edu (James Anthony Hogard)
Subject: Re: Cesium, part IV
Keywords: friendly lump, chicken heart, alfred, oouh
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 15:54:32 GMT

In article <6867@news.duke.edu> laurap@neuro.duke.edu (Laura Elizabeth Poole) writes:
>Cesium and I went to the movie marathon this weekend. Cesium especially wanted
>to see The Chicken Heart that Ate New York (again!), and I went because they
>were showing Basket Case and I Spit on Your Grave.
>
>Cesium likes bad movies. At least, the friendly lump of cesium that *I* know
>likes bad movies!

I liked _I Spit on Your Grave_.
Why do you call it a bad movie?

>kiwi "congrats to all you Bill Cosby trivia buffs! try this one:
>      what is the significance of baby-coach wheels?"
>-- 
>her nose is painted pepper sunlight

--jim.
From: mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni)
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
Subject: Re: cesium, part three
Keywords: friendly lump, chicken heart
Date: 9 Nov 92 21:15:08 GMT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

In article <6782@news.duke.edu> laurap@neuro.duke.edu (Laura Elizabeth
Poole) writes:

>
>Today, I was trying hard to study for my History of Greek BioMedical Engineering
>Under Pericles final, and my friendly lump of cesium (Cecely, if you recall), 
>was doing her darndest to distract me.

[ ... ]

> ... her favorite
>movie, The Chicken Heart that Ate New York, to make it up to her. Sheesh.
>Cesium is so TOUCHY sometimes!! Needless to say, I got NO studying done.
>
>from,
>kiwi "a tip of the hat to Bill Cosby (let's see who can figure out why!)"
>     "the no-studying part is true"
>-- 
>
>her nose is painted pepper sunlight



Bum-BUM Bum-BUM Bum-BUM ...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrh!  The Chicken Heart!!!!!

-- Claudia
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: afhetzel@netcom.com (A.F. Hetzel)
Subject: Re: Cs is our friend
Keywords: [Cesium] [friendly lump] 
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 01:55:02 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.014211.28907@netcom.com> lllowen@netcom.com (lllowen) writes:
>In article <1992Nov4.205509.7102@netcom.com> afhetzel@netcom.com 
>(A.F. Hetzel) writes:
>>>>
>>>>I think my head just exploded.  Pitty.
>>>
>>>Actually, I rather liked it.
>>
>>My head exploding?
>
>Of course.  Sure!

Whew!  Good, I was starting to worry.

-- 
Andrew F. Hetzel         afhetzel@netcom.com         Tel: (313) 955-7880
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: lllowen@netcom.com (lllowen)
Subject: Re: More Cesium Verse
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 19:01:57 GMT

In article <1992Nov7.164153.9462@netcom.com> 
afhetzel@netcom.com (A.F. Hetzel) writes:
>
>How about "Quayle '96!"
>
>(I know I'm asking for it on this one...)
>

Uhhh, Andrew.....nevermind.
-- 

Lon Lowen Jr.                        |  Wayne State University
Netcom Online Communications         |  Detroit, Michigan
lllowen@netcom.com                   |  (lllowen@mts.cc.wayne.edu)
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Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: jvigneau@cs.alt.cesium (|Joe Vigneau|)
Subject: Anagrams
Organization: /usr/u/guest/jvigneau/.organization
Distribution: alt
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 00:49:16 GMT

Where does one get one of these spiffy anagram programs? I've heared about
some, but I can't find either a source or uuencoded file...
--
jvigneau@cs.ulowell.edu-<All opinions are mine, not UMassLowell's>-Joe Vigneau
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: jage@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jeremiah)
Subject: Re: Cs is our friend
Keywords: [Cesium] [friendly lump] [head exploded]
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 22:26:52 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.153201.21620@netcom.com> afhetzel@netcom.com (A.F. Hetzel) writes:
>In article <1992Nov3.214438.17219@ncmicro.lonestar.org> ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov1.055723.24416@netcom.com> afhetzel@netcom.com (A.F. Hetzel) writes:
>>}>so I did, and we swam around. It was a very friendly lump of cesium. When
>>}
>>}I don't believe I've ever heard the phrase "friendly lump of cesium."  There
>>}is a definite possibility that it had not previously been said.
>>
>>Quite true...it's positive proof that the Rapture has already taken place,
>>since the concept was not possible beforehand.
>>
>>I beleive the phrase is already being prepared as the next great
>>catchphrase by a major fast-food outlet.  Is any other proof necessary?
>>We ARE in Hell.  Enjoy!
>>
>>Lance "Friendly lump" Franklinium 
>
>I think my head just exploded.  Pitty.
>
>Andrew
>-- 
>Andrew F. Hetzel         afhetzel@netcom.com         Tel: (313) 955-7880

Too bad, maybe you should have posted to alt.my.head.hurts too.


-- 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  "When I'm bad, I sit in a tree,               jage@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
   and spit on people who walk under me."     Present company is *always* the   
		-The Dead Milkmen             exception.  
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: tenney@med.unc.edu (Charles R. Tenney)
Subject: Re: interview!
Organization: UNC-CH School of Medicine
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 01:22:47 GMT

In article <6688@news.duke.edu> laurap@neuro.duke.edu (Laura Elizabeth Poole) writes:
>THE CESIUM INTERVIEW  - or Ten Doofy Questions
>
>1. What kind of music does Cesium like to listen to?

Why, Heavy Metal.  Of course.
.
.
.
>6. What is Cesium's IQ? SAT score? GRE? Driver's license number?

You want these in English or Metric?

-- 
--
Charles R. Tenney	tenney@med.unc.edu   | What would the UNC school of
					     | Medicine want with my opinions?
	"My karma ran over my dogma."	     | What would I want with theirs?
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Personal: STEVE GEER
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 03:09:48 GMT

Hi, Steve!

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: afhetzel@netcom.com (A.F. Hetzel)
Subject: Re: More Cesium Verse
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 16:41:53 GMT

>
>(btw: I'm taking suggestions for the coveted fourth-line left column portion
>of my .signature, since Marrou/Lord were soundly trounced in '92.)
>
>-- 
>__/\__  Jonathan S. Haas         | Jake liked his women the way he liked
>\    /  University of Michigan   | his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-
>/_  _\  positron@engin.umich.edu | fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and
>  \/    Marrou/Lord in '92!      | covered with short brown fuzzy hair.

How about "Quayle '96!"

(I know I'm asking for it on this one...)

-- 
Andrew F. Hetzel         afhetzel@netcom.com         Tel: (313) 955-7880
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: tazzzzz@quip.eecs.umich.edu (Kevin Dangoor)
Subject: Re: cesium, part three
Keywords: friendly lump, chicken heart
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 01:17:01 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.161509.17258@husc3.harvard.edu> mastr@husc8.harvard.edu (claudia mastroianni) writes:
>In article <6782@news.duke.edu> laurap@neuro.duke.edu (Laura Elizabeth
>Poole) writes:
>
>>
>>Today, I was trying hard to study for my History of Greek BioMedical Engineering
>>Under Pericles final, and my friendly lump of cesium (Cecely, if you recall), 
>>was doing her darndest to distract me.
>
>[ ... ]
>
>> ... her favorite
>>movie, The Chicken Heart that Ate New York, to make it up to her. Sheesh.
>>Cesium is so TOUCHY sometimes!! Needless to say, I got NO studying done.
>>
>>from,
>>kiwi "a tip of the hat to Bill Cosby (let's see who can figure out why!)"
>>     "the no-studying part is true"
>>-- 
>>
>>her nose is painted pepper sunlight
>
>
>
>Bum-BUM Bum-BUM Bum-BUM ...
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrh!  The Chicken Heart!!!!!
>
>-- Claudia

No no no! That was just the Chicken Bongos. But, wait! Look over there!
Aieeee! The Chicken Brain!


-- 
Kevin (Tazzzzz) Dangoor          \ 
University of Michigan           /  You ever wonder?
Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA         \
internet: tazzzzz@eecs.umich.edu /
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: jah7931@tamsun.tamu.edu (James Anthony Hogard)
Subject: Re: friendly Cesium lumps
Summary: rub my tummy 
Keywords: Cesium   lumps alfred oouh
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 18:12:01 GMT

In article <6734@news.duke.edu> laurap@neuro.duke.edu (Laura Elizabeth Poole)
writes:
>All this talk of exploding heads and friendly Cesium lumps...gosh.
>were there friendly lumps of cesium in your head when it exploded?
>
>my head doesn't explode, but my brain periodically DOES catch on fire.
>rather painful, but i usually manage to put it out quickly. it's stresss
>related, i'm sure of it.
>
>anyone out there ever spontaneously combusted?

I haven't spontaneously combusted yet, but I HAVE suddenly imploded
a time or two.
There is a lump of cesium sitting on my left, but he/she/it 
doesn't look very friendly.  Something more like amused interest,
but not overtly good-natured or anything.



>kiwi
>-- 
>
>her nose is painted pepper sunlight

...she sings a song and I listen to what it says...

--jim.

Newsgroups: alt.cesium,alt.non.sequitur,alt.fan.matt.welsh
From: sgeer@tc.cornell.edu (The Stevester)
Subject: Re: Personal: STEVE GEER
Reply-To: mdw@tc.cornell.edu
Organization: Cornell Porno Shoppe
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 20:38:31 GMT

In article <1992Nov7.030948.19362@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>Hi, Steve!
>
>mdw
>
Hi, Matt!  You really did not have to post this as I am sitting right next
to you.


	The Steve-man
From: kay@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (k)
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
Subject: Re: Cesium, part IV
Keywords: friendly lump, chicken heart
Date: 10 Nov 92 18:13:58 GMT
Organization: Project Quantum Gweep
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <6867@news.duke.edu> laurap@neuro.duke.edu (Laura Elizabeth Poole) writes:
>
>kiwi "congrats to all you Bill Cosby trivia buffs! try this one:
>      what is the significance of baby-coach wheels?"

But of course.  Baby-coach wheels are the *only* thing you can make a decent
go-cart with.  Any other sort of wheel just does not work.

k
-- 
mosh!  nosh!  mosh!  don't stop moving!  or: the problem of dining punks
just one of the many pressing metamechanical problems being addressed at
the institute for applied wedge physics and petrarcosmology worcester ma
kay@wpi.wpi.edu  chief observer and research head  project quantum gweep
From: laurap@neuro.duke.edu (Laura Elizabeth Poole)
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
Subject: cesium, part three
Keywords: friendly lump
Date: 7 Nov 92 18:28:55 GMT

Cesium, Part III

Today, I was trying hard to study for my History of Greek BioMedical Engineering
Under Pericles final, and my friendly lump of cesium (Cecely, if you recall), 
was doing her darndest to distract me.

Stop that! I said. She had been tickling me with proton emissions. I'm extremely
ticklish, and protons are better than feathers.

Her eyes welled up with tears, and I had to take her out to see her favorite
movie, The Chicken Heart that Ate New York, to make it up to her. Sheesh. Cesium
is so TOUCHY sometimes!! Needless to say, I got NO studying done.

from,
kiwi "a tip of the hat to Bill Cosby (let's see who can figure out why!)"
     "the no-studying part is true"
-- 

her nose is painted pepper sunlight
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: More Cesium Verse
Followup-To: alt.cesium
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 20:34:31 GMT

Cesium, thou unbeknownst of elts,
I'd like to cook a batch of you in the kettle;
Stirring slowly, bubbling, vaporizing,
Oh! The joys of Cesium, an alkali metal!

Thou hast not spectograph lines of green or red,
Or even violet, yellow, or orange;
For you, only deep brooding royal blue:
(I just realized, nothing rhymes with 'orange').

Yea, Cesium most rotund, largest of the Atoms,
Your electron cloud is not to be scoffed.
Thou bringest all but three score protons,
Praises be to Bunsen and Kirchhoff!

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: More Cesium Verse
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 23:39:29 GMT

In article <t!A=8Z@engin.umich.edu> positron@engin.umich.edu (Jonathan Scott Haas) writes:
>
>(btw: I'm taking suggestions for the coveted fourth-line left column portion
>of my .signature, since Marrou/Lord were soundly trounced in '92.)
>
>-- 
>__/\__  Jonathan S. Haas         | Jake liked his women the way he liked
>\    /  University of Michigan   | his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-
>/_  _\  positron@engin.umich.edu | fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and
>  \/    Marrou/Lord in '92!      | covered with short brown fuzzy hair.

How about "Gooley/Welsh in '96"?

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
From: laurap@neuro.duke.edu (Laura Elizabeth Poole)
Newsgroups: alt.cesium
Subject: Cesium, Part V
Keywords: here we go again!
Date: 11 Nov 92 17:58:06 GMT

Today, Cesium and I went down to Gloria Jean's to get some coffee. I got mocha.
Cesium got cappucino. She got very hyper and started emitting gamma rays, which
happens when she gets too much caffeine. I had to hose her down so I wouldn't
develop any cysts. She calmed down, and apologized for causing all the hair
to fall out of my cat. 

kiwi

ok, obscure reference to something funny (congrats to all the correct Bill
Cosby identifiers!)...let's see. ok, here's one. first prize is an original,
possibly autographed photograph of something or other.

identify who said this :  "The enemy is wearing black. This says it ALL to
me! You can fight in the jungle, put on some pearls, and you're ready for
evening wear! It's a Hefner thing, the pajamas, they're saying I can fight or
I can just lay around."
(sorry if i got it a bit mixed up)
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