HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rlai@pomona.claremont.edu (Mac Crusader)
Subject: Request for Videos
Organization: Pomona College
Date: 17 Dec 92 21:31:01 PST

      I got the following request the other day on America Online, but I
      can't help him.  Can anyone out there in NETLAND help this guy? 
      Please send him e-mail at ChrisCROW@AOL.COM.  Do NOT send me any
      replies!

      Roger Lai

      -----------------------------------------

      I saw from your uploads that you are a RED Dwarf fan.  
      I am interested in getting vnideo tapes of show.  THese are for my 
      Brother (he has had a hell of a year) and he would love them for 
      X-Mas. n I am willing to pay for any cost/expenses/inconvienece/etc.  
      Please help me.  [Phone numbers deleted here...please send e-mail to
      CHRISCROW@AOL.COM--Roger]

      Thanks,

      Chris Mulvihill
      P.S. I am smegging desperate!!!!!!
      -----------------------------------------
      REPEAT: DO NOT REPLY TO THE POSTER OF THIS MESSAGE.  SEND E-MAIL TO
      CHRISCROW@AOL.COM.  Thanks!
From: cs92njc@brunel.ac.uk (Nicholas J Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Hit single?
Date: 17 Dec 92 15:33:26 GMT
Organization: Brunel University, Uxbridge, UK
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From: etljmme@etlxd30.ericsson.se (Kolinahru)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: C P Grogan (Kochanski) - TRIVIA
Date: 14 Dec 92 12:52:08 GMT
Organization: Ericsson

In article KLr@newcastle.ac.uk, G.M.Suddes@newcastle.ac.uk (Gareth Suddes) writes:
>
>Curiously, the photo which accompanied the article made Clare look like Melanie
>off Neighbours, but I digress. :-)

GIF! GIF! GIF!

That Clare/Claire/Clair Grogan in orange breeches?  Phwoooaar!

>
>Gareth
>

Kolin.
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From: ensalada@cats.ucsc.edu (Kevin Charles Rubio)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Holoships
Date: 12 Dec 92 00:54:56 GMT
Reply-To: keeper@deeptht.armory.com
Organization: University of California; Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: si.ucsc.edu


In article <Bz3xHq.2Go@sunlab1.bath.ac.uk> py1djf@sunlab1.bath.ac.uk (D J Ford) writes:
>	No they were not, they replacements interviewed by Lister
>	were applicants from the Holoship.
>	There were not members of the original RD's crew.
>	Perhaps applicants is the wrong word. But they were definitely NOT
>	from the RD.

Yes they most deifinitely were!

They wore the same uniform that Rimmer was wearing; they had Rimmer's style
H and all.

--
Email replies must be sent to keeper@deeptht.armory.com
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From: kv07@IASTATE.EDU (Warren Vonroeschlaub)
Subject: TFESWCSAC
Reply-To: kv07@IASTATE.EDU (Warren Vonroeschlaub)
Organization: Ministry of Silly Walks
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 20:25:20 GMT

  I had my second one, and good news to those who are thinking about trying
them: I seem to have built up a partial immunity.

  I put about twice as much chilli sauce into the eggs, and scrabbled in the
chutney before cooking.  The eggs turned a sickly red/orange, but the scrambled
stuff came out a a pretty good omlet.  Unfortunately it still wasn't articularly
hot.  I suggest at least two tablespoons of chilli sauce if you like it spicy.

  The first time having chutney may have been part of the cause for the bowel
surgery, because there was absolutely no problem this time.  This is a sure sign
I didn't put enough in :-).

  BTW, scrambled does work better than fried.

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From: rajiv@athena.mit.edu (Rajiv A Manglani)
Subject: Re: GIFs: To McEWAN Shane
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 16:44:22 GMT

Thanks for posting those gifs!

Rajiv
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 18:27:32 EST
From: Matt Pyson <MRP105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Testing.
 <domalley.723926642@unix1.tcd.ie>

In article <domalley.723926642@unix1.tcd.ie>, domalley@unix1.tcd.ie
(Slartibartfast (alias Daniel O'Malley)) says:
> In <7DEC199218543510@heavax.gsfc.nasa.gov> smale@heavax.gsfc.nasa.gov (Alan
> P. Smale) writes:
>> There's a test going on.
>> It's still going on.
>
> It's still a test...

Oh damn, the klaxon doesn't work....
"AWHOOOGA! AWHOOOGAH!!"
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From: msmith@rheya.lssec.bt.co.uk (Martin Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: Re: Bodyswapping
Date: 14 Dec 92 10:31:48 GMT
Organization: BT D&P, London Engineering Centre

In article <921710141754@ibm3090.bham.ac.uk>, STUCS204@UK.AC.BHAM.IBM3090 writes:
|> Simon Jerram writes
|> >Presumably when Rimmer was put in Lister's body, Lister was made into a Holo-
|> >gram.  What I don't understand is why Lister's Hollogram looks like rimmer.
|> >Or was this just for cheapness of effects.
|> >------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|> Listers hologram looks like Rimmer because they have only swapped minds not bod
|> ys. Thats why the voices look slightly out of synch as they've been dubbed over
|>  . You're right though, it does look slightly cheap but then they dont have the
|> $x million budget an epsiode like STTNG (Star Trek Next Gen) but I know which s
|> pace drama *I* prefer -----RIMMER over PICARD any day HOLLY 1 DATA 0 and so on
|> and so on......
|> 
|> Richard Thomas.

It also provides a way for them to get some extra laughs, you know the
Cat's line: (paraphrased) What do you want to look like that smeghead Rimmer
for.

(M-x sarcasm-mode)

Surely the BBC wouldn't skimp on an effects budget?

Martin

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BT D&P London         | you're trying to tell me you're sane?' - A.J. Rimmer
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From: clm54399@dcl-nxt25.cso.uiuc.edu (Christopher L Marx)
Subject: Re: The END of Red Dwarf ?????
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 22:51:04 GMT

In article <Byxtnu.Drz@brunel.ac.uk> Steve.Lake@brunel.ac.uk (Steve M  
Lake) writes:
> But, do we know for sure that when, in the double-double future, Lister  
finds
> a way to travel back to marry KK (I'll put KK because I cant spell) that  
the
> time "door" isn't a two-way thing, like the big orange wibbly wobbly  
swirling
> time warp in "Backwards", If it is, then what's to say he stays in the  
past.
> And before you say, because KK was killed in the accident, how do we  
know for
> sure that it was actually her sat at the console, and not someone else.
> Holly said at the time "to tell you the truth, I think I've gone a  
little
> perculiar" so he may ogf made a mistake. (ogf ??? oh you know what I  
mean)
> 
> Hope my .sigs sorted now
> 
> Steve Lake - (Steve.lake@brunel.ac.uk)

Whatever happens, Lister must eventually return to the RD because we see  
him as an old man on the RD in Future Echos.

- Chris Marx -
From: trimm@acsu.buffalo.edu (Jeffrey M. Trimm)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: new show
Date: 13 Dec 92 07:39:29 GMT
Organization: UB

I just watched the "Dog Show" and "Baby Scam" episodes, and I must say, R&S
is going downhill quickly.  Ren's new voice was pathetic.  Both episodes
had a definate "manufactured" feel to it.  It looked like they threw
together a couple flim-flam episodes, threw in a couple obligatory farts,
and wham-bam, a new R&S episode.  

I went back and watched some old episodes, Space Madness, In the Army,
Animal Kingdom...  these episodes were FUNNY!  They possessed a true
creative genius that simply doesn't exist anymore.  It's like Nick is
trying to rehash the old "tried-and-true" gags into an episode without
depth.  When I watched DS & BBS, Ren and Stimpy didn't have any depth to
their characters or dialogue.  Just a couple farts, a few tried and true
expressions, and that was it.

All I can say is, "No sir, I didn't like it!"


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From: peter@celia.UUCP (Peter Farson)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: New episode prospects
Date: 17 Dec 92 07:12:38 GMT
Reply-To: celia!peter@usc.edu (Peter Farson)
Distribution: usa
Organization: Rhythm & Hues, Inc., Hollywood



 Yes, Dog Show really seemed to be lacking establishment of the scenario that
has been very strong in most of the shows.  As much as there is no continuity
from one short to the next, there had always been a very good, smooth, clear
intro to each story.  So good that I am quite sure that Krisfaluci and his
talented pals are quite capable of directing a feature length cartoon.
Organization: The Pennylvania State University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 23:15:08 EST
From: Ernie Oporto <EAO102@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: new show

In article <1ge7nbINN9je@DAFFY.SYSTEMSX.CS.YALE.EDU>, cowie-james@cs.yale.edu
(James Cowie) says:
>
>Well, the shortening of George Liquor's name in the intro to Dog Show
>(to just George <record-scratch>) would seem to indicate that John K.
>has, indeed, retained the rights to the character name.
>
>Either that, or Nick has decided you can't use the word "Liquor" during
>prime time kids' shows.

Well, my uncensored tape is on it's way in the mail, so I'll have to wait
and compare it to this new episode.  Besides seeing Mr. and Mrs. Pipe
again, providing some sort of weird continuity, I'm not sure about that
Big Baby Scam.  The art in that one was very reminiscent of Rubber
Nipple Salesmen (didja see...he doesn't have frosty knees anymore!).
What aboutthe rest of us?  HOw long will it take for us to become
insensitive about the differences between the "new and improved" R&S.

How about Mr. Horse wine-tasting poor little Periwinkle?

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From: L616015@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Subject: Re: The news shows
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 20:22:56 GMT

In article <6111@naucse.cse.nau.edu> dan@naucse.cse.nau.edu (Dan McMichael)
writes:

------------------------- Original Article -------------------------

Well, my friends and I were quite happy with the new shows last
weekend.  We realize that a show will never remain the same and we enjoy
whatever we can get.  Ren's voice may be different, but who cares?  Why
can't all the people who complain about this show either stop being
so picky and start appreciating what you get or just turn the channel?
Is there someone forcing the people who complain about each and every
show from watching something different?  If I don't like the taste of
a food, I don't eat it.  C'mon guys!

-dan
-------------------------------End of Article----------------------

    Dan, there are many reasons that the people who watch Our Heros still
complain on the net. One is that their egos require seeing their names in
print. Another is that they don't have the God given common sense my four
year old son showed when he got up in the middle of _Dog Show_ and went to
play in his play room. I asked him what was wrong and he said " Not as funny
as butt pliers daddy." He wasn't entertained by Our Heros, so he found his own.

    I did remind him it was *flying* butt pliers.

The Space Ranger
From: kuchar@buast7.bu.edu (Tom Kuchar)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: new show
Date: 14 Dec 92 18:25:14 GMT
Organization: Astronomy Department, Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

In article <Bz6t9u.ps@acsu.buffalo.edu> trimm@acsu.buffalo.edu (Jeffrey M. Trimm) writes:
>
>I just watched the "Dog Show" and "Baby Scam" episodes, and I must say, R&S
>is going downhill quickly.  Ren's new voice was pathetic.  Both episodes
>had a definate "manufactured" feel to it.  It looked like they threw
>together a couple flim-flam episodes, threw in a couple obligatory farts,
>and wham-bam, a new R&S episode.  

I may be wrong about Baby Scam, but both these episodes were produced
while John K. was still in charge. Dog Show definitely was, since this
was one of the episodes that upset Nick to the point of firing him. 

I suspect it will be another few weeks before we start seeing episodes
that were completed after John K's departure.  And it won't be until
after this current season that we see scripts that he had no input on.
(Assuming R-N-S survive the year.)  The scripts being produced this
season were chosen long in advance of John K's firing.  

I don't think you can totaly fault Nickelodeon for the drop in
quality.  I think that most (excepting Sven Hoek and the very late
Powdered Toastman) of the episodes this year were pretty bad,
especially in comparison with the original 6.

-- 
Tom Kuchar			  
kuchar@buast7.bu.edu		  -or-                      kuchar@plh.af.mil
Department of Astronomy                              Phillips Laboratory/GPOB
Boston Univerity		                                  Hanscom AFB
From: ghosty@terapin.com (Noah Hanna)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: pajamas
Date: 12 Dec 92 20:34:23 PST
Organization: BBS

Something that has been bothering me...

Since Ren and Stimpy do not wear clothes, why do they wear pajamas?
Can anyone answer this??

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well, you see, few people know this but they are actually sleeping on one of
those new waveless waterbeds and if they slept naked, then the natural acids
that form on people's skins would slowly eat away at the material and the bed
would burst open killing both characters, George Liquor, Jimmy the retarded boy
and any Yaks that happen to be in the area. When Stimpy's buttocks burst
forward from the back of the pajamas, his look of embarassment was actually
fear for his own life. Having read this, you may now consider yourself a person
of immense knowledge, thank you...

"I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs"
               -Stinky W.
From: king@acpub.duke.edu (King Rhoton)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: A PLUSH NEW TOY!!!!!  (Another one!)
Date: 20 Dec 92 06:19:03 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

Found my fartin' and talkin' needs at a local Toys Be We.  Cheaper than
Kay-Bee toys ($14.99 for the tootin' ones--great stocking stuffers!)
King
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From: mlcooper@thuban.engin.umich.edu (marie l cooper)
Subject: Re: Captain Jean-Luc Hoek
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 21:42:33 EST
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor
Keywords: 47,000,000
Originator: mlcooper@thuban.engin.umich.edu


 In article <1992Dec11.184655.4544@memstvx1.memst.edu>,
 mech14017020@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
> |> Hey kids! I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation the other night 
> |> (a rereun of course) and I was shocked to see influence from Ren and
> |> Stimpy in this episode. I'm serious. Commander Data, referring to energy
> |> strands in a nebula said: "There are approximately forty-seven million
> |> strands of energy, Captain." Now, don't be so quick to dismiss this as 
> |> mere coincidence. 

I think that it would be safer to say that Ren and Stimpy was influenced by 
STTNG rather than the other way around!
From: king@acpub.duke.edu (King Rhoton)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: New Episodes
Date: 15 Dec 92 05:46:05 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

I must admit, I really don't understand what's going on here...  So,
Nick fired John K for not getting episodes in under the wire in an
appropriate form, and yet, now that he's out the door, they show the
episodes that got him fired in the first place.  Is it just me?  I
thought I knew what scenes needed to be cut from Dog Show
(eyeball-spitting, tail-bobbing, and coat-buffing), and yet, they all
stayed in and other things are cut.
Confusedly,
King
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
From: Adriene_Nazaretian@QM.cis.YALE.EDU (ALN - Go Giants!)
Subject: Re: My New Sig!  (Happy Holidays All!)
Organization: Yale University
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 15:02:44 GMT

In article <1gqmubINN90v@wintermute.phys.psu.edu> kenh@leps5.phys.psu.edu (Ken Hornstein) writes:
>From: kenh@leps5.phys.psu.edu (Ken Hornstein)
>Subject: Re: My New Sig!  (Happy Holidays All!)
>Date: 17 Dec 1992 20:11:55 GMT
>In article <1992Dec16.171916.1635@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu> ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu writes:
>>Thanx to people contributing ASCII pictures to my .SIG, I want you all to
>>see my new signature!

>>       ____      _____________________________           .    _  .    
>>      /# /_\_   /                             \          |\_|/__/|    
>>     |  |/o\o\  | MOMMA ALWAYS LIKED YOU BEST! |        / / \/ \  \  
>>     |  \\_/_/   \____________________________/        /__|O||O|__ \ 
>>    / |_   |     /                                    |/_ \_/\_/ _\ | 
>>   |  ||\_ ~|  -/                                     | | (____) | ||  
>>   |  ||| \/          Norman "Stimpy" Sippel          \/\___/\__/  // 
>>   |  |||_                                            (_/         ||
>>    \//  |        Alias "Shawn" "Killer Kadoogen"      |          ||
>>     ||  |                                             |          ||\  
>>     ||_  \          Thought To Be Emailed At           \        //_/  
>>     \_|  o|      ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu         \______//
>>     /\___/       ngsippel@miavx3.mid.muohio.edu        __ || __||
>>    /  ||||__     ngsippel@komodo.ham.muohio.edu       (____(____)
>>       (___)_)                                        /***********\
>>
>

>Is it just me, or has Norm's sig driven anyone else bonkers over the past
>few months?
>
>--Ken
From: kenh@leps5.phys.psu.edu (Ken Hornstein)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: My New Sig!  (Happy Holidays All!)
Date: 17 Dec 92 20:11:55 GMT
Organization: Penn State, Laboratory for Elementary Particle Science

In article <1992Dec16.171916.1635@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu> ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu writes:
>Thanx to people contributing ASCII pictures to my .SIG, I want you all to
>see my new signature!
>
>BTW, I fixed Ren because he had no belly button (which is prevalent on him.)
>
>-- 
>
>       ____      _____________________________           .    _  .    
>      /# /_\_   /                             \          |\_|/__/|    
>     |  |/o\o\  | MOMMA ALWAYS LIKED YOU BEST! |        / / \/ \  \  
>     |  \\_/_/   \____________________________/        /__|O||O|__ \ 
>    / |_   |     /                                    |/_ \_/\_/ _\ | 
>   |  ||\_ ~|  -/                                     | | (____) | ||  
>   |  ||| \/          Norman "Stimpy" Sippel          \/\___/\__/  // 
>   |  |||_                                            (_/         ||
>    \//  |        Alias "Shawn" "Killer Kadoogen"      |          ||
>     ||  |                                             |          ||\  
>     ||_  \          Thought To Be Emailed At           \        //_/  
>     \_|  o|      ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu         \______//
>     /\___/       ngsippel@miavx3.mid.muohio.edu        __ || __||
>    /  ||||__     ngsippel@komodo.ham.muohio.edu       (____(____)
>       (___)_)                                        /***********\
>

Oh yay.  Double the bandwidth for the same content.

Is it just me, or has Norm's sig driven anyone else bonkers over the past
few months?

--Ken
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From: 126580828@cats.ucis.vill.edu (Let's Go Nova!)
Subject: Stern Blasts R&S!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: Villanova University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 17:22:00 GMT

A friend of mine told me that Howard Stern Had some nasty comments about
everyone's favorite Cat and Chiuaua(I know I spelled it wrong!) on his show
this morning.  Can anyone clarify this?

The Matador of M83
From: cm199@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Thomas G. Moore)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: new show
Date: 14 Dec 1992 16:58:16 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


Hey, I like them too. But a show that relies on farts and drippy
noses that don't stop dripping is going to lose fans IMO. 
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From: ochs@sol.cs.wmich.edu (Fred Ochs)
Subject: Re: new show
Summary: old man hunger
Organization: Western Michigan Univ. Comp. Sci. Dept.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 23:46:18 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.105149.1630@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu>, ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu writes:
> > 
> > I thought they were pretty good too! And it's nice to see some of the old
> > regulars on, i.e. Mr Horse,, Fire Chief, Unshaven Yak, Mr and Mrs Pipe,
> > the old guy that was the Nerve Ending Fairy, George Liquor, etc...
> 
> Now do you all believe me when I say that:
> 
> THE NERVE ENDING FAIRY IS A DIFFERENT CHARACTER FROM OLD MAN HUNGER!!
> 
Well, I still think he looks like the same person, only changed to fit
the character. The Nerve ending fairy is wearing a dress, polished nails
and a crown, the old man hunger and the grandpa on Big Baby Scam just
have a chicken leg in his hair. but oh well, just 2 differing opinions
I guess...

Fred
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: Stimpy's breed
From: ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu
Date: 16 Dec 92 16:39:44 EDT
Organization: Watch Ren And Stimpy or Else!

In article <92350.20970.L630391@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM>, L630391@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM writes:
> In "Dog Show" by callin Stimpy a Cornish Rexhound, I wonder if George Liquor
> didn't disclose what breed of cat Stimpy is?  To those of you out there who
> may not be familiar with the different breeds of cats, there IS a breed of cat
> called a Cornish Rex.  It doesn't look much like Stimpy, though.  A real
> cornish rex has short, curly hair and is real skinny and looks more like Ren.
> But what the hell, it's a cartoon.  Maybe Stimpy is just a cornish rex who has
> let himself go.  A life of dissipation could do that to a cat.

Actually, George called Stimpy a dog ("But I'm a cat..") and a girl ("Good
girl, Rex!").  

--

George can't tell girls and dogs because he neuters and spays
them, IMO.  That's why Ren screams alot, and Stimpy acts like an eediot.

NOT!

Early April Fools Day!
Happy Shaven Yak's Day!

-- 
      .    _  .     ______________________ 
      |\_|/__/|    /                      \   
     / / \/ \  \  /  OH MY BELOVED BAG OF  \      
    /__|O||O|__ \ \  GRITTY KITTY LITTER!  / 
   |/_ \_/\_/ _\ | \  ____________________/      
   | | (____) | ||  |/                       
   \/\___/\__/  // _/
   (_/         ||   
    |          ||\    Norman G. Sippel
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      \______//      
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