From: txd@ESD.3Com.COM (Tom Dietrich)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Was: Re: key fobs Now: Jim.harassment...
Date: 11 Sep 92 14:44:46 GMT

jamesf@public.BTR.COM (James G. Franklin  jamesf@btr.com) writes:

>In article <txd.715970741@Able.MKT.3Com.Com> txd@ESD.3Com.COM (Tom Dietrich) writes:
>>jamesf@public.BTR.COM (James G. Franklin  jamesf@btr.com) writes:
>>
>>Jim's hurting now, as he's fobless, jobless, and bikeless.. (any other
>>lesses?) ;{> I understand he's trying to figure out how to get that

>Hmmm... does that make me KotL? That's Less, not List, I- WAIT! BACK! I said
>LESS! NO! NOT LIST! YOU'RE TOO CLOSE! THERE'S TOO MANY OF YOU! YOU'RE 
>BREAKING THE- (sounds of newbie-inflicted carnage deleted for the sake
>of the queasy).

>>Cagiva Alazurra (sp?) though... Even at the price of his roommate's good 
>>will...

Hmmmm, Now that you're riding Italian, what do your roommates think???

>Uh-oh... I was a bit more than mildly flamed by Beth for not knowing the
>proper spelling. I have since found out that neither does she, but when you
>publicly announce it, she snaps! And you *live* with her! Be vewwwwy careful :-)

I'm always careful not to offend her... It just wouldn't be a good
idea to offend a "6'5" Amazon bodybuilder with a bad attitude from the
steroids" (tm) ;{>


>>Jim, Beth told me yesterday that she had even contemplated offering
>>you her 250 Exciter for the *Mini Ride and Feed*... It strikes me that
>                              ^^^^ 
>>this would have been quite appropriate... :{)

>You understand, of course, that this means war. 
>   1) At least it would have started.

The 'Ol Sport started just fine when it was time to go home.  I guess
that it just didn't want to show off.

>   2) We all know that the displacement of a bike is inversely proportional
>      to the size of the rider's genitals. Thank you for the compliment.

Sure, Jim... whatever you say... That's why you keep getting those
mid-range 650s, huh? Kind of mediocre?

>   3) I stayed for the MR, & would have gladly participated. Where were
>      you? Diving? Hmmmm, that excuse seems to get used quite a bit. And
>      it's always used when you & Beth are leaving somewhere together. Early.
>      It also- (hey- where'd that light come from?) Oh. I get it. Nevermind.
>      I'll let you slide on this one.

I'm not sure that I would have wanted to stay for the events that
followed our departure... I certainly wouldn't have participated.
Besides we had plenty of fun ourselves... You gotta try one of those
black rubber suits sometime. ;{>


>So there. :-)

:{P Ppphhhhtttttt!


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