From: ej0i+@andrew.cmu.edu (Eric Scott Jefferson)
Newsgroups: alt.rock-n-roll.metal
Subject: Outing
Date: 7 Apr 92 22:17:34 GMT
Organization: Junior, Biology, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA


	Now I'm sure everyone out there has heard of Queer Nation's latest idea
to battle homophobia called outing. This is where you say someone famous
is homosexual to show how normal gays are. I think this is a good idea
and I plan to run starting now a regular column on outing. Not
homosexuals but posers. This is not so you can see how normal posers are
but so you don't have to contaminate your ears lstening to music that
	1) Is not constantly about "important" topics
	2) has any females whatsoever listening to it
	3) talks about sex (eeeyeeeuuuwww! how gross!)
So here we go with a couple posers for this time. Throw albums by these
groups away immediately. If you do not you will be personally killed by
Sauron and Maple for not listening approved non-poser music (If people
out there are interested, I am lobbying for a mandatory labeling system
that will put labels on records that say "Cool People Advisory: Poser
Lyrics)

1) Slayer:
	Now you may say these guys have stayed true to metal and all that but
this is not the case. I read an interview with them in last month's
Esquire. Tom Araya's main interest at Slayer concerts seemed to be
picking up girls since he spenmt most of his interview time reading
letters from girls telling him how much they wanted to have sex with
him. Also he was smoking dope and he is an obvious bigot since he got
letters from soldiers during the Gulf War saying how they were inspired
to kill "the fucking ragheads" after listening to his music (grrr, he
should pull his records off the racks right now. Doesn't he know that he
is inspiring racism?). Besides this he lived with his mother until
recently.
	David Lombardo was with his girlfriend during the interview (which
means he has had <gasp> sex) and he said that he almost dropped out of
the group since the other guys were so sexist and would make all these
dick jokes and crude remarks when his girlfriend was around.

2) Megadeth
	In an article in Hit Parader the writer said that Megadeth was looking
to expand its 90% male audience to include more women. Need I say more?

3) Pearl Jam
	Accck! Their album Ten is filled with cheerful songs. Music should be
dark and nasty. Also Kurt Cobain (of Nirvana) himself says these guys
are sell-out (no kidding, read the new Rolling Stone magazine).

4) Public Enemy
	(I know these guys are rap but this is too good to pass up). Chuck D in
an interview said that the mission of a musician is to sell records. I
thought it was to make cool records that only 10 people would buy and
then go around talking about how real music ins't appreciated and the
only people to sell records are worthless bands (while all the mindless
college students, who compete to see who is the coolest and listen to
music not because they enjoy it but to show how cool they are, nod their
heads with joy)

5) Pantera
	Opened for Skid Row. POSERS!!!!

6) Soundgarden 
	Opened for Skid Row and Guns N' Roses (burn these guys albunms their
such obvious posers)

Well that's all for now. Remember, only listen to music that has not
been outed (though it probably will be soon anyway)


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