From: redman@selway.umt.edu (william peters)
Subject: Re: Ha ... know why!!
Keywords: wake up and smell the dirt.
Organization: University of Montana
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 06:12:24 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.042152.21196@fuug.fi> an4582@anon.penet.fi writes:
>
>In response to the ongoing battle of the sexless between Jessica Babylon
>and Steve Sobol, I have the following advice that I *STRONGLY* recommend
>they consider:
>
>DON'T FOLLOW UP ON THIS UNLESS YOU KNOW EACH PERSONALLY AND HAVE MET!!!!!!
>
>I was in the precise situation you two are now prattling on about, but
>as Kirk said to Khan, "You keep missing the target."
>
>In my situation, she was in Ohio and I'm in New Hampshire. We met via
>e-mail, exchanged pictures (in person, she looked *VERY* little like
>the picture she sent me, i.e. - she weighed much more in person and
>didn't look like she "kept herself up" between the time the picture
>was taken and our actual meeting. We had *FANTASTIC* phone sex and
>some of the hottest e-mail exchanges I've ever seen.
>
>But it was a disaster when we finally met.
>
>She had some grandiose plans in mind apparently about "our future"
>together. She repeatedly mentioned all the things about me that she
>would change in due time. She didn't seem to want to accept the
>fact that the purpose of her visit to N.H. was simply to fuck each
>other's brains, ass, etc. out. I finally had to tell her "why"
>she flew to N.H. in the first place.
>
>It ended with her going home and both of us (at least me) breathing
>a very deep sigh of relief that the fiasco was over. The sex wasn't
>great. Her ass-fucking fantasies petered off to nothing. It was just
>a big mistake!
>
>Needless to say, we've not corresponded since.
>
>So, before you go committing yourselves to "the one" that you've met
>through a computer terminal, I suggest:
>
>	Guys - Use the big head before making any plans for the little head.
>		Any woman who is going to "make your wildest fantasies
>		come true," *MUST* have a reason to be trolling for a
>		fuck on a newsgroup. The odds of Prince Charming finding
>		his Sleeping Beauty this way are incalculatable. More often
>		than not, it's more like Beauty and the Beast (who the
>		beast is will vary from case to case).
>
>	Girls - Just come to the realization that "Pretty Woman" was a
>		movie - ONLY A MOVIE! You're not Julia Roberts and the
>		guys who ask to fuck you seven ways to Sunday before
>		ever laying eyes on you are NOT Richard Gere! Likewise,
>		there must be a reason these "handsome, muscular, well-
>		adjusted studs" are trolling for pussy on a computer.
>
>If you're that desperate, buy an inflatable doll until you *DO* meet someone
>that will be "the one."
>
>All you're doing be arranging your "dream date" is setting yourself up for
>one nasty nightmare!
>

fuck you and the anon you rode in on.  ummmm, in case you hadn't noticed most
of the people who post ads here, well okay not most but a good percentage, 
say in there posts that they're looking for interesting people.  people that
they can have a friendship and then relationship then etc.  what your
post sounds like is a monumental computer prostitution ring.  i coulda swore
that i read that there was an alt.sex.wanted in the introductory news groups.
i see that most of the sex ads here tend to be by anons.  it didn't sound
like you cared shit for a relationship and just wanted a quick roll in the hay.
hey, if you just expect sex and you can't go down to the bars or your local
red light district i don't see why you'd want to meet people for it over this
damn thing.  the reason i posted the ads i did here was to meet someone who
was on my own level.  the females around here who pretend to be on my level
are so damn immature.  if i was just looking for sex i could have had it before
but without some other kind of connection it's just a empty action.  as far
as i'm concerned most humans are just going through empty motions.  after read-
ing certain newsgroups on here for a while i see a lot of empty verbage too.
i just read these newsgroups now for a little laugh when i'm feeling a little
down in the mouth.  i enjoy the laughs i get from here but when i read crap
like this i wonder what you expected.  remember, you get back what you invest.
i am ready to invest everything in a relationship.  seems like others aren't.
fine with me.  but don't you think there are enough empty gestures like yours.

redman, feeling a little bit better now.

ps could someone tell me if my .plan works.

since i used some cuss words and expressed some opinions, i better say that
the university here didn't clear them and probably don't concur with anything
a student might happen to say.
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