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From: jerod23@well.sf.ca.us (Jerod Pore)
Subject: Queer Fanzines
Organization: Whole Earth 'Lectronic Link
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 17:47:19 GMT



Larry-Bob, the publisher of the wonderful zine _Holy Titclamps!_ has
provided me with his list of queer zines.  We're talking hundreds of reviews
of decidedly bent zines and comix.
All of them are yours for the asking, just email me, jerod23@well.sf.ca.us
and I'll send them to you.
We're getting ftp here on WELL 1 August, so I'll try to send the files
(Larry-Bob's and my lame sex zines file which has some zines that Larry-Bob
didn't review but also has breeder zines in it) via ftp.  If you want ftp
AND if I can figure it out.
Larry-Bob offers the file on paper for a couple of 29 cent stamps.  Details
are in the file for y'all to pass on to any non-networked friends.

The queer and sex zines are part of the Electronic version of Factsheet
Five, the zine of zines.  F5 is, alas, no more.  But we're carrying on as
best we can.  More info on F5-Electric, and our current offerings, can be
found in rec.mag.

Newsgroups: alt.homosexual
From: sej5g@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Susan Elizabeth Juroff)
Subject: Men only?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 21:27:52 GMT

Just wondering if there are any chicks out there...
--->sej5g
--
Newsgroups: alt.homosexual
From: larry@bradley.bradley.edu (Larry D. Stratton)
Subject: Re: Men only?
Organization: Bradley University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 14:47:09 GMT

In <1992Jul22.212752.9729@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> sej5g@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Susan Elizabeth Juroff) writes:

>Just wondering if there are any chicks out there...
>--->sej5g

   I was supposed to be.  My parents almost succeeded. =)
From: jerry@incc.com (Jerry Rocteur)
Newsgroups: alt.homosexual
Subject: Re: Hello?
Summary: balls and all
Date: 22 Jul 92 16:02:12 GMT
Organization: InCC.com Perwez Belgium

In article <1992Jul20.205441.17390@bradley.bradley.edu>, larry@bradley.bradley.edu (Larry D. Stratton) writes:
> In <1992Jul20.191851.4857@spdcc.com> dyer@spdcc.com (Steve Dyer) writes:
> >In article <1992Jul20.165546.8765@bradley.bradley.edu> larry@bradley.bradley.edu (Larry D. Stratton) writes:
> >>   My assumption was that dear sweet Jerry might find the ladies he
> >>   seeks in .bi  And noone understands Steve Dyer.
> 
> >Well, I don't understand anyone who writes humanoid zoophilic
> >SciFi porn, for that matter.  But then, that's OK with me.
> >(Not you, Larry, Elf.)
> 
>    Thank god(dess).  I have trouble writing my name sometimes!
> 
>    Steve, don't you think that somewhere way off in the future,
>    (Sagan's billions and billions) we will encounter an intelligent
>    form that doesn't have humanoid characteristics?  I don't seem
>    to have a problem since the forms Elf writes about are part of
>    that fantasy as well. (And personally, I've known a couple of
>    horses.  OK, one was an ass.)
> 
>    I wonder what Jerry thinks of all this.  Should I tell him about
>    being in bed with 2 hot babes?  No Jerry, my 'babes' are guys.
>    Will somebody get a bucket of cold water.......
I think that being in the same room as your two hot babes is very
exciting, my problem is that I have never had the pleasure of two
*real* hot babes as you describe!!!!!

No need for cold water...


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From: Gary.Rebholz@mixcom.mixcom.com (Gary.Rebholz)
Newsgroups: alt.homosexual
Subject: Re:
Date: 24 Jul 92 14:20:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: mixcom.1992Jul24.142049.11236
Distribution: usa
Organization: Milwaukee Internet Xchange BBS, Milwaukee, WI U.S.A.

In <78.16783@incc.com> jerry@incc.com (Jerry Rocteur) writes:

Hey Jerry, is your signature representative of architectural or phallic
interests?  Do tell!

> __^__                                                              __^__
>( ___ )------------------------------------------------------------( ___ )
> | / | Jerry Rocteur                       Email: jerry@InCC.COM    | \ |
> | / |             Independent Computer Consultants                 | \ |
> | / | Phone +32.2.235.7045  +32.81.65.53.58    fax +32.81.65.70.20 | \ |
> | / |--------------------------------------------------------------| \ |
> | / | This week's quote:                                           | \ |
> |___|    La ou ca sent la merde, ca sent l'etre --Antonin Artraud  |___|
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Gary.Rebholz@mixcom.com
From: jerry@incc.com (Jerry Rocteur)
Newsgroups: alt.homosexual
Subject: Re:
Date: 24 Jul 92 21:31:48 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: InCC.com Perwez Belgium

In article <1992Jul24.142049.11236@mixcom.com>, Gary.Rebholz@mixcom.mixcom.com (Gary.Rebholz) writes:
> In <78.16783@incc.com> jerry@incc.com (Jerry Rocteur) writes:
> 
> Hey Jerry, is your signature representative of architectural or phallic
> interests?  Do tell!
> -- 
> Gary.Rebholz@mixcom.com

I just think it looks pretty :-)
But now that you mention it ............



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From: mordea@terapin.com (Annie Benson)
Newsgroups: alt.homosexual
Subject: Re: Hello?
Date: 21 Jul 92 06:22:47 PST
Organization: BBS

I read this sub because, well, I don't know.  Why not?  I live in the Bay Area,
and about a third of my fiends are gay, and I find that what they have to say
is just as interesting as what my straight friends have to say.
   Besides, this is a free country, and I plan on taking advantage of that fact
until the republicans change it.
Newsgroups: alt.homosexual
From: sej5g@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Susan Elizabeth Juroff)
Subject: Re: Men only?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 01:16:52 GMT

The question remains, though, are you happy about such or not?
--->sej5g
--
From: dre@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (I Would Like To Return This Record; It Is Scratched)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: "Caution: I Drive Like You Do"
Summary: The hell you do!
Date: 24 Jul 92 23:39:03 GMT
Organization: The San Jose Home for Perverted Hackers

Every goddamn time I get behind someone who has one of these stickers
on her car, I end up getting STUCK behind them.  Drive like I do, honey?
WELL DRIVE LIKE YOU FUCKING MEAN IT!
-- 
"If I had killed her when I had first thought about getting divorced,
 I would have been out of jail by now."
	-- A newly-divorced guy
From: booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: The dickheads on rec.arts.movies
Date: 21 Jul 92 18:50:56 GMT
Organization: Autodesk, Inc., Sausalito, CA

In article <rauser.711682162@sfu.ca> rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser) writes:
>
>
>   That group is so full of assholes it never ceases to amaze me. These
>dickheads bitch and whine every time someone slams a movie they like. 


For a moment, I thought you were talking about us and thought, "Well,
he has us dead to rights, doesn't he?"

>Truly this is a "politicially correct" group...you have to know what movies
>to slam, and what movies to praise, and you don't dare cross the line. 

When I was little, I watched "movies". Then I hung out with an older
crowd who watched "films". There is a difference. Movies are fun and
films are "good for you". Its like the difference between beer and
oatmeal. Most of the time, I wait for it to come out on video and
watch it while drinking beer and playing with my cats. 

If its dull and you feel sanctimonious about it, tell everyone to see
it. If you feel a guilty pleasure watching it, don't tell anyone.

>I posted a review of Cool World which praised the film, and all these
>idiots started making fun of it and saying I'm a moron...just because I  
>liked a movie that they didn't understand.

You liked a movie they did not like. It has nothing to do with
"understand". Alas, they probably did not say, "I did not like it
and here is why." They probably told you that you were a terrible
person who bites the heads off small housepets.

>
>   How can anyone get so anal retentive about a movie to begin with???


Peeve: That folks take the net so seriously. 

Peeve: That folks don't know how to say "I disagree", but prefer to
think the difference in opinion is attributable to a medical problem
or character deficiency in the opponent. I mean, God forbid that someone
who is healthy and sane disagree! 



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I don't know when it was that I scratched Fate's car door, but I should have
left a note. --Tim Mefford
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: SysAdminPeeve (was 35, and mind already starting to go.....)
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 14:01:10 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu (Steve Masticola) writes:
> bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich) writes:
> >Peeve:  Site Administrators ...
> 
> Why do so many sysadmins fit this mould (sic)? Does the job attract
> antisocial little office generalissimos?

Well, I've known moderately reasonable people who've suddenly turned into
complete gits when employed by a computing department to run some system or
other.

It seems to be one of those things that happens, like Mac users developing
incurable smugness.  Perhaps someone should do a study.  Nazi System
Administrator Syndrome only seems to afflict organizations with more than
about ten staff.  We have six, so we're still OK.  Here's a sample prompt
from our news system:

  The comp.risks newsgroup is MODERATED, meaning that all 
  messages posted there must be certified Politically Correct and must be
  approved by the Fascist Pig-Dog moderator.

  MAIL your posting to the moderator so he can ignore it?


mathew

Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (James Madison)
Subject: Re: Trix in the parlor
Followup-To: alt.peeves
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Somewhere West of Nowhere
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 21:34:47 GMT


In article <24-mf#-.rickg@netcom.com>, rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon) writes:
[deleted lament of the boring political climate in the USA]
|>military solution.  What to do?  Step 1: Danno has got to go.  I know
|>George has said he's sticking with Quayle, but let's be blunt.  To
|>Bush, dropping Dan right now causes no more ethical qualms than jettisoning
|>a bag of sand from a sinking balloon.  Just has to be done.  

Danno can't go.  There was once a lad named Robert Owen, a personable
fair-haired type, who testified before congress about his activities in
Central America some years ago. Said activities included carrying money to
people who flew aircraft laden with arms into the area. Said R. Owen was
Danno's senior legislative aide at the time he was doing all these attested
activities. The thought is that Danno's in because he was already in up to his
nostrils.   Besides, he makes Mr. G. Herbert Walker look good by comparison.

--
Nolan "Gimme that old time politician" Hinshaw
Internet: nolan@twg.com			Dingalingnet: (415)962-7197	
"... necrophilia doesn't really hurt anybody."  Rick Gordon

Xref: sparky alt.peeves:12705 talk.bizarre:23977
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,talk.bizarre
Subject: Drug testing and welfare:TheBrightSide
Date: 30 Jul 92 14:39:19 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper

yarvin@cs.yale.edu (Norman Yarvin) writes:
] 
] There are still good reasons to oppose the drug testing, though.  A new
] government bureaucracy would have to be created to maintain it.  It would
] waste money on expensive drug tests.  It would create opportunities for
] corruption.


Ok, so what does the down side look like?


ciao
drieux

ps: he forgot to list the other advantages of the WarOnDrugs
Like How it would be a Great Boon for the Defense Industry,
especially after we start Bombing Canada Into submission for
its Horrible Attacks on AmericanBeer!!!!

Also Think of the Full Employment as we have inspectors
inspecting the inspectors, as well as the rebuilding that
can be done after an area has been cleared of drugs, and
shrubbery, and houseing, and people.

I Say there is NO Problem So Complex that Sending in a 
Few Well Place SurgicalNuclearStrikes can't clarify!!!!!


Brought To You as a Public Service Announcement on 
behalf of the BetterBombBuilders Political Action Committee
for Improving the War On Drugs, through higher weapons
loadouts, and improved smart munitions.

Land_O_Ammo Is Pleased to Support these Fine Patriotic
Americans as they Bring Peace, Prosperity, and a 
chicken in every PotFreeWorld!!!!



ObPeeve: that there are Not More patriotic americans
willing to do their part to Win this War and the fact
that the BleedingHeartWimpLiberalKabalInWashington
won't give the Pentagon a Free Hand To actually WIN! WIN! WIN!!!!





-- 
I Do Not Believe in .sig files
as they are such a Known Waste Of BandWidth,
And Therefore Not a Morally UpRight Choice.
But I Can See the HideousHienousHandOfHeteroSexualityBehindItAll.
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: baldwin@carina.unm.edu (Chris Baldwin)
Subject: Re: Drug testing and welfare
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 22:49:30 GMT
Organization: Atheist for the Development of a Better God

In article <92206.093638JMS111@psuvm.psu.edu> Jenni Sheehey <JMS111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Peeve: People who think that people have a *right* to indulge in illegal
>activities.  You have a right to try to change the law.  You don't have a
>right to disobey it.  
	You're right. If you disagree with a law, you have a duty to disobey
it. It is called civil disobedience. Now, if society really disagrees with 
you, you will be punished for breaking the law, but morally you will be pure.

Peeve: Since I disagree with most of the stuff that the government
spends tax money on, it has been suggested that I should't pay my income tax
in protest. Unfortunately, I don't make enough money to actually be required
to pay anything, so the effort is very pointless. However, it looks like I
will this year, forcing me to decide whether or not I feel strongly enough
about the whole thing to risk getting tossed in the slammer for income tax
evasion. It sure was a lot easier to be a political radical when I wasn't
making any money.

PoliticsPeeve: The Secretary of State is sure taking his time about letting
me know if I made it on the ballot in November. All of the people I know
who just had to go to the County Clerk to file have gotten their notices
already, but I have not heard anything.
-- 
Chris Baldwin                |"1984 has past. Forget about Big Brother.Welcome
baldwin@carina.unm.edu       |to the '90s, where the givernments your mother." 
                             |                     --Scatterbrain
"I say that What the Country Needs is a Drieux In Every Pot!"
From: elliott-bruce@CS.YALE.EDU (Bruce Elliott)
Subject: Going to New York
Organization: Yale University Computer Science Dept., New Haven, CT 06520-2158
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 22:03:05 GMT

This Sunday I took the train into New York City for the day.  By and large
it was a good trip, but there were a few peeves.

Peeve:  I don't trust the neighborhood around the train station here in New
Haven enough to walk through it, especially at night.  I took a bus there
in the morning, but the buses stop running by 7PM, so I had to take a stupid
taxi home that evening.  Taxis are expensive.

Peeve:  There was a small child on the same train car with me.  My peeve is
not with the small child since it only occasionally got fussy and never
broke into full-throated wails.  My peeve is with the three adults          
accompaning the child.  It seems that they only knew one child-pacifying
song.  I must have heard "This Old Man" forty times in an hour and a half.
I was ready to play knick-knack on someone's head.

Peeve:  What the hell is playing knick-knack anyway?  And how could you
do it on someone's knee.

Peeve:  Somehow I managed to get a mosquito bite while I was in Manhattan.
Here I am in the most built up, overpopulated, over-paved areas in the
world and I get bitten by a mosquito.  I should have just stayed in the
swamps along the coast of Connecticut.

!Peeve:  The friend I was in NYC with is going to grad school at UNM next
week and wanted something that was totally unlike New Mexico food.  So we
had lots of great sushi.


Alex Elliott
The Lemming.
elliott@minerva.cs.yale.edu 

Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: potler@umbc4.umbc.edu (Laura Potler (GSFC))
Subject: Re: BDI On Board
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore Campus
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 20:14:51 GMT

In article <mhart.712577543@blackjack> mhart@blackjack.dt.navy.mil (Michael Hart) writes:
>In <1992Jul30.171044.638@umbc3.umbc.edu> potler@umbc4.umbc.edu (Laura Potler (GSFC)) writes:
>>as i've been getting mail indicating that others would possibly show
>>their faces were they invited, let me officially invite the entire
>>peeving community. 
>
>Great.  Set a time and place, and I'll tell ya why I can't make it.
>:-)
>Friday's in Greenbelt is good for me.  Actually, Friday's anywhere
>is good for me :-)

and more mail still! peevers crawling out of the woodwork. this could
be quite a blow out! :) how about fridays in greenbelt (kenilworth)
on friday august 21st? what say ye, masses?

obpeeve: not knowing if i should believe al or not. i hate being hoodwinked.

-l "peevefest east -- experience it for yourself" p
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From: cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: a few random peeves
Date: 29 Jul 92 12:59:59 GMT
Organization: A Suffusion of Yellow

In article <1992Jul25.154538.23926@constellation.ecn.uoknor.edu>, pmmuggli@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu (pauline muggli) writes:
|> 
|> weather peeve:  having the humidity hovering around 50% when the
|> temperature is in the mid to upper nineties.

Fifty percent? FIFTY percent?  Yeesh.  The humidity never gets BELOW fifty
percent in much of the southeast.

In Atlanta in the summer, it's not unusual for the temperature and humidity
readings to be the same, often in the lower 90's.

Peeve: Geographical weather pattern one-upmanship.

+--------------------------------------------------+
|Dave Cochran, Data General Corporation, RTP, NC   |
|cochran@dg-rtp.dg.com                             |
+--------------------------------------------------+
|If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas |
|and live in Hell. - Philip Henry Sheridan         |
+--------------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: cs226a030@husky1.stmarys.ca
Subject: Random Peeve
Organization: St. Mary's University, Halifax, N.S., Canada
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 17:08:09 GMT

Peeve the First: No matter what newsgroup I post to, I manage to start
something, or get embroiled in something. On soc.college it was fraternities.On
alt.tv.twin-peaks, it was wherethe location of the biggest non nuclear
explosion was. I won't tell you what happens when I post to alt.tasteless ;-)

Peeve # Deux : My editor. As I type this, letters are jumping into the text at
random. This means I am guessing at what the spelling and typing looks like, so
my Learned Dissertations (a la Drieux) look like they were typed by a five year
old chimp in the middle of an earthquake ;-)

Peeve numero Trios
The system is slooowwwwww. I type a sentence, then wait a minute for it to
appear.

Later
Mike
From: larry@peak.psl.nmsu.edu (Evil Engineer doin' it the Cowboy Way)
Subject: Aging into BDIdom (was Re: radio stuff)
Organization: New Mexico State University, MetaPhysical Science Laboratory
	<l6rpddINN4lu@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> <1992Jul23.030853.6522@cs.yale.edu>
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 17:33:41 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.030853.6522@cs.yale.edu> yarvin@cs.yale.edu (Norman Yarvin) writes:
   Jenni Sheehey <JMS111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

   >ObPeeve: Sometomes the BDI driver is a friend of yours. 

   Or even worse, a parent.  My father generally drives highways at 55 in the
   middle lane, when there are three lanes.  I pointed out to him recently that
   cars were passing him continuously on both sides, and asked him innocently
   why he was driving in the middle lane.  He replied that studies had shown
   that the middle lane was the safest.

   Which is airheaded.  Even neglecting the massive discourtesy implicit in the
   idea -- he is forcing everybody else to pass him in the other, more
   dangerous, lanes so that he can take the middle -- those studies were for
   the _average driver_, i.e. someone who drives at a reasonable speed.  They
   say nothing about how it is for BDIs who drive too slow.  Making a
   continuous stream of cars merge in front of you is probably one of the more
   dangerous things to do.

Yeh, but Norm, someday YOU'LL be old too! And, wa la, you suddenly find
you are turning into your dad. I know that sounds impossible to you now,
but wait.

Peeve: Turning into my dad.

The other day my wife and I were stopped at a traffic light in El Paso,
and up pulls a youngster in a black Mercury Caprice convertible. He had
long, loose, (clean) hair, and his bluish silver sunglasses glinted. His
radio blared some hellish sounds of metal music, at earsplitting volume.
His head bounced a little, in sync to some hidden rythmm in the cacophony.

Just as I spotted his ear ring, I looked over at the CO and said, "Look at
that little bastard! I'll bet he never worked a day in his life!"

To which the CO replied, "Aw, you were probably just like he was when you
were his age.."

To which I replied, "No. I NEVER was like that!"

Then I realized that I had just turned into my Dad. Aaaaarrrrggggg!

Peeve': I was NEVER like that. (I had to beg and borrow Dad's Rambler..)

L.
"Yeh, Buddy..            | larry@psl.nmsu.edu (Larry Cunningham)|  _~~_
 I've got your COMPUTER! | % Physical Science Laboratory        | (O)(-)
 Right HERE!!"           | New Mexico State University          |  /..\ 
 (computer THIS!)        | Las Cruces, New Mexico, USA 88003    |   <> 
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Disclaimer: Opinions expressed here are CORRECT, mine, and not PSLs or NMSUs..
When I break down just a little, I lose my head. No one can understand a
word that I say..
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