HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: ORIGINS OF "FAGGOT" 
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 16:33:04 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.wanted.moslem.gay,alt.fan.gooley

IN ALT.SEX mark@lowton.rn.com (Mark Powell) writes:
)
)Err, a faggot, was and still is, a type of meatball. I go to our local Asda
)superstore and see these rather putrid looking lumps attractively displayed
)in pools of gravy.

STOP THIS GAY ASHING! AND MAINTAIN SOME KINDNESS WITH RESPECT TO OTHER
PEOPLES OPINIONS!  THIS WORLD IS MADE UP OF MY TYPES OF PEOPLE, YES
SOME ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOU, BUT WE ALL HAVE TO GET ALONE IN THIS
SMALL LITTLE WORLD WE CALL EARTH, SO SHOW SOME KINDNESS WITH RESPECT
TO THE HOMOSEXUAL GAY AND LESBIAN COMMUNITY.  SO DO YOUR PART, AND BE
NICE TO A FAG!  YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!

PEACE!

-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: GUN HO - Finish me off
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 22:58:43 GMT

John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu> writes:
>act@csc.canberra.edu.au writes:
>> If you knew ouzi like I knew ouzi .......
>Happy to oblige.  Ratatatatat.

AAAaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh, and in the nuts too.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: You can't use a hedgehog as a toothpick
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 02:45:27 GMT

In <z0=njmf.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>In article <240892121233@jael.comlab.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:
>>* FOR SALE: tin of boot polish, part
>>  used. Willing to exchange for 1964
>>  Rolls Royce in Maroon or Royal Blue.
>>  Must have M.O.T. Write: Ron Hopeful,
>>  The Cut, Bishop's Stortford.

>He has quoted Monty Python.
>He must die.
>Mark., the Big Red Book, wasn't it?

I would KILL for copies of those Monty Python books.

No, I'm not interested in paying lots of money for collectors items.
I just want a reason to kill.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: CAN WE REALLY BE SURE THAT...
X-Xxdate: Mon, 31 Aug 92 22: 06:34 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d7
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 21:00:15 GMT

In article <Btv4n1.Ksn@cs.dal.ca> Steve Franklin, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca writes:

(Lots of homophobic infantile annoying drivel mercifully omitted)

>Hmm, I don't think there's much I can say to this one... Just would like
>to point out that it's oh-so-low to edit someone else's words like
>you had done, and I'm glad I wouldn't stoop to such a level. It's so
>unlikeably-unbizarre-and-rude.

Oh, why do I encourage him?  Nevertheless

1) I *told* you there was line noise.  Sure, I lied.  Whaddaya want, a 
    lousy smiley, fer chissakes?
2) I didn't edit your words.  I edited one word,  which was a much needed
    correction.  If bizzareness is defined by majority vote of teebee posters,
    I bet I'd win in this case.  If bizzareness (as well as oh-so-low and
rude) 
   is defined by you, well....it just isn't, buddy.   You certainly are the
essence
   of something or other, but I've rarely seen someone so out-of-place on the
   net.  Please leave, or at least use your unix-clodliness and/or your Mac
   snobbism (?) to rewrite Nuntius so that I could have the pleasure of kill-
    filing you.   And how many responses to your stupid "am I in your
killfile" 
   question did you get?  Don't go away mad, just go away.  

  Sheesh.  Somebody else take over, please.


.sig under construction...

John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)
Grafix 'R Us
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: charlesk@fraser.sfu.ca (Charles Hak Kim)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 04:07:48 GMT

rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:

>replace all of the clothing in whorfs closet with pink frilly things.
>page "mike hunt" on the inctercomm.
>push the ship intercomm,say "the captain is a french fag!", and run.
>store pornographic programs in the holodeck under "program wessley 1 and 2"
>rewire all the buttons in the elevators
>program the computer to flush all the toilets while riker takes a shower.
>beam babes in the shower into the bar.
>say to visiting alien diplomats if "homosayswhat?"
>ask data is he can mindmelt with howard stern's penis.

BBBBBBBBHBHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.

GREAT!  HILARIOUS!  HAHAHA

VERY FUNNY.  LOVED IT.  DO SOME MORE.

Regards,

Charles H. Kim

charlesk@sfu.ca
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Campaign Buttons of 1992
Date: 26 Aug 92 18:39:18 GMT

Pillow talk at Casa Xanth:

   /-----------------------------\
   | Recycle Impeachment Papers! |
   |   Re-elect Nixon in 1992!   |
   \-----------------------------/


          /---------------------------------------\
          | Put a CRIIMP in the Democratic Party! |
          |            Nixon in '92!              |
          |  (Paid for, Committee to Re-Impanel   |
          |      Impeachment Proceedings.)        |
          \---------------------------------------/


                               /-------------------------\
                               | Politically Checkmated? |
                               |  Bring back Checkers!   |
                               |     Nixon in '92!       |
                               \-------------------------/

             /------------------\
            /      Tired of      \
           /   ripoff deficits    \    or, for the reading impaired:
          /  run up by political   \
         /  dilettantes?  Elect a   \   /---------------------------\
        | professional second story  |  | Better the Crook we Know! |
        | man! CREEP says:  Nixon in |  |  Re-elect Nixon in '92!   |
         \  '92! (Better the crook  /   \---------------------------/
          \    we know, than the   /
           \     crook we just    /
            \      suspect!)     /
             \------------------/

and, of course:

              /-------------------------\
             /     Birthright '92!       \
            | "You do, and I'll scream." |
             \       Julie Dolan         /
              \-------------------------/

--
Kent, the man much too far from xanth.
Kent Paul Dolan, C.S.C. contractor to Fleet Numerical Oceanography Center,
Monterey, California.  Making the world safe for tropical cyclones.

"R"eply in email or news fails frequently due to mail map problems; try:
xanthian@well.sf.ca.us  dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil  uunet!noarlw!xenon!dolan
                        ^-----Preferred-----^
Any opinions among all those valuable free facts above are mine alone.

I only see replies via email, until this site acquires news in 1993.
(Well, except for my minor "news by email" abuses of the net.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: luge
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 19:59:51 GMT

Deep in the heart of Europe in a place of discord and booms
a fellow with a conical helmet awaits the end of his zooms
for he has little hope left of finding a hill with the room
to accomodate his luge track with snipers so fuck it
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: newsgroup pranks
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 00:14:48 GMT

Newsgroup                      Subject Line
~~~~~~~~~                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~
talk.bizarre                   richh posts are a bunch of drivel
rec.arts.startrek.current      Geordi dies in season premiere
rec.sport.football.pro         Joe Montana is toast
alt.flame                      Kevin Darcy: net.god
talk.abortion                  Mark Kaufman is really pro-life
alt.rock-n-roll                RUSH R00LZ!!!1!
rec.music.misc                 Yes is objectively best band
rec.sport.football.college     SI article on BYU: right on the money
alt.gothic                     The Cure: THE definition of Goth
alt.fan.warlord                Who'd want to live in Leeds? (yuck)
rec.sport.basketball.pro       Assists (Stockton vs. Isiah)
news.groups                    Who died and left Gene Spafford king?
rec.arts.startrek.tech         Enterprise PROVEN to be constellation
                               class.

	Mark
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Morpheus shapes
Date: 28 Aug 92 13:34:16 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742



I have been sleeping and dreaming a lot recently.

Yesterday I dreamed that Dolph Lundgren was molesting me.
"Dolph?  Dolph Lundgren?"  I was so surprised I woke up.
The conscious part of my brain would prefer to have Julian
Sands or Daniel Day Lewis molesting me in my dreams, but
the part responsible for the actual script picked Dolph.
I am wondering what this is supposed to mean.

This morning I had the typical "Oh shit I'm standing right outside
the classroom I forgot I had a test today I haven't studied oh shit
oh shit oh shit" dream.

I've also realized I haven't mentioned my hooters in a long time.



yong-mi
I acknowledge gypsy is superior in many respects
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska)
Subject: Re: Choose a present!
X-Advertisement: Use Emacs
Organization: Springfield Elementary School
	<1765naINN1e2@agate.berkeley.edu> <81kn5bp.rdc@netcom.com>
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 20:47:41 GMT
Comments: Snoopy has flees


"RdC" == Rachel Dafni Christy <rdc@netcom.com> writes:

RdC> IN SOC.CULTURE.JAPAN jwd@briones.ced.berkeley.edu (John Wilbrand
RdC> Dahlgren) writes:
     ^^^^^^^^

to wound the autumnal city. And I thought it was purely science
fiction.  I have come to

--
oktay ahiska, dept. of cs, unh, durham nh, 03824 
the opinions expressed above are solely my own. i don't represent unh. 
and here's the last five. it's educational. it's educational. 
it's educational.  it's educational. it's educational.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: herbert@wam.umd.edu (David Mark Herbert)
Subject: Re: Dropping stuff (was: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN)
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 06:23:13 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.145531.12462@news.acns.nwu.edu> myboy@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Lewis Murtaugh) writes:
>I miss that.  There was this one episode, it must have been 6 or 7 years ago,
>where Dave was on the 5-story tower, dropping stuff, and he set up this
>trampoline underneath.  Then he takes out a raw, skinned turkey, and said
>"Scientists tell us the turkey can't fly -- I'm here to prove they're wrong,"
>and he dropped the bird down onto the trampoline.  It bounced up, and the
>little wings flopped around in mid-air, and  I thought I would die laughing.
>
>Some of Dave's best segments are when he destroys stuff (the locomotive, the
>40-ton steel press, etc.), but it's gotten very rare lately.  A while ago he
>was having Biff drive a golf cart through things, which was pretty good, but
>that's the last I can remember.
>
>--
>Charles Murtaugh
>

Also the time he dropped a bowling bowl onto, actually through a water bed.
Do you remember the time he put on the Rice Crispy suit and got into a big
bowl and had milk poured onto him?  Or the time he melted down the coaster
he has received for his birthday and sent it back to the president of NBC?
Those were the good old days.



-- 
___________________________________________________
David M. Herbert, University of Maryland
herbert@wam.umd.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re:  IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP! (was: Re: STOP this crap)
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 23:24:57 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.211950.23366@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
>grendel@canetoad.UUCP (the other one) writes:
>*"I'm not cruel to be kind.     
>* I'm not cruel to be crueller.
>* I'm cruel to be cruellest"   
>*                    Grendel     
>
>Right now, I'd kill for a cruller.

My officemate is a Berliner.
--scott
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Go to the State Fair
Date: 24 Aug 92 12:44:30 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <os35nco@fido.asd.sgi.com>, kenj@kambo.wpd.sgi.com (Ken ``Blackfur'' Jones) writes:
> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
> 
>>larryh@cabezon.uucp writes:
>>|There was a booth for prostate exams at the Republican Convention.
>>|Business was brisk, I would assume, given the population of middle-
>>|aged men.
> 
>>This morning's SF Chronicle included the Fun Fact
>>that the prostate exam was free for all men over 40...
>>which meant it was free to 45% of the attendees.
> 
> Probably did booming business with all the tight-asses there...
> 
> - Ken

Tut, tut. And I thought you were British and so knew how to
spell "arse"

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.california
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Wow, this is great
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 11:47:04 GMT

In <1992Aug26.152157.12279@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
>>   Mark "Here kitty, kitty" Lippert 

>Your pathetic followups are what encourages the newbies in their
>idea that crap is ok on t.b.

>"think globally, act locally"

Spoken like an EXPERT on pathetic.

"Think globally, fellate a running outboard motor."


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 21:57:07 GMT

sknkwrks@unlv.edu (Scott Alfter) writes:
>>It is programmer humor, (2^15-1 = 36767  (the largest signed integer on a 
>>16 bit computer).
>
>Not quite...2^15-1=32767.

Actually it is:


  I    N    N TTTTTTT EEEEEE  GGGGGGG EEEEEE  RRRRR
  I    NN   N    T    E       G       E       R    R
  I    N N  N    T    EEEEE   G   GGG EEEEE   RRRRR
  I    N  N N    T    E       G     G E       R   R
  I    N   NN    T    EEEEEEE GGGGGGG EEEEEEE R    R

                    Sign here ......................!




act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: things are looking up
Organization: baby finches, two baby finches!
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 23:41:50 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.083304.15005@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>today my killfile only killed 7 messages,
>despite the fact that i had put three more
>people in my killfile.
>
>also, my mother-in-law has purchased a jacuzzi.
>
>m
>
>now if only i could get my car titled

At first i read that as: "now if only i could get my car tiled."
Then i realized my mistake.

Then i realized that it was no mistake, and that i actually ought to
buy a 1967 volvo sedan and cover it with mosaic; one side of the car
representing the sack of troy, the other side representing the death
of socrates.  The hood would portray caesar in profile, the trunk
cleopatra.  And the roof would bear a copy of a well-preserved bit
of erotica from pompeii.

AjD
uncertain how to decorate the hubcaps
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.letterman
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF ALT.FAN.LETTERMAN
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 92 01:58:12 EDT
Organization: The University of Michigan, Ann Arbor

In article <1992Sep3.000834.27028@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>Remember that skit where dave and paul went to that town meeting and the 
>Amish robbed them?

No, I don't.

Y'know, that's a nice little newsgroup you guys have over there.  Created
recently, was it?  Be kind of a shame if something was to happen to it,
doncha think?  See, Mr. X here, he's normally a nice guy, but sometimes
when people crosspost stuff to talk.bizarre he don't like, he gets mad.
And when he gets mad, he sometimes breaks things.  Things like newsgroups,
and newbies' legs, see?  I mean, he don't do it on purpose.  It's kinda
like an accident.  You know, the sort of accident you might wanna AVOID, see?

ljd

NOTBREMSE - Nur bei Notfall ziehen.  Jeder Missbrauch wird bestraft.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: durway@rtp.dg.com (Weezl Breth)
Subject: Re: "short shameful confessions": reference, not use
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 19:57:26 GMT
Organization: Employer, Inc.
Keywords: the expected egomania from the regulars

In article <p1kbj40@fido.asd.sgi.com>, cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
> ---
> There's a WELL group that has an enormous thread on 
> Short Shameful Confessions.
> 
> Should I start Rictus Hepping there?
> 
> I enjoy thinking that NONE OF YOU SLUGS WILL EVER SEE 
> THE GEMS I READ THERE.

We're so happy for you.
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Distribution: world
Date: 28 Aug 92 19:00:49 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

Like Mike. I wish that I could be like Mike.

--
"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 04:26:48 GMT


What about reprogramming all of the stored Holodeck programs with 976-LIVE
reinactments?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: short drug-free confession
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 09:09:25 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.072315.28760@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Max Schnell) writes:
>
>Coincidentally, the trauma of saying goodbye to cheese drove me to
>begin taking copious quantities of various illegal substances.  The
>only migraines I've had since I stopped eating cheese, occured when
>I was too drunk or tripped or stoned to remember to not eat cheese.

this reminds me of the time my husband's ex-roommate
told me that i couldn't POSSIBLY get asthma from pot
because pot is an anti-asthmatic.  i'm sure it is, if
you're not allergic to it.  

why is it that people insist on believing that anyone
who doesn't smoke that foul-smelling crap has been
somehow brainwashed by the establishment?  perhaps
some of us just didn't WANT to.  i cannot imagine any
sensation pleasurable enough to induce me to inhale
smoke voluntarily.  

if the only reason i had for not doing drugs was the
line of bullshit they fed me in school, i would be
dead of an overdose by now.  i make my own decisions.

do what you want, but leave me out of it.  i promise
not to inflict my vices on you if you will extend me
the same courtesy.  i expect i would enjoy smoking pot
about as much as you would enjoy using an epilady.

m

i like my body hair, but not as much as i enjoy yanking it out
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Distribution: world
Date: 2 Sep 92 21:10:03 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <NJ.92Sep2092459@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:
>
>He plunged his hands into the vat of teeming lice, then poured them over his
big, dead dog, Shecky. He was very lazy and couldn't imagine just burying him.

--
"So I'm minding my own business...no, really. | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 And I see him, the HIM in big impressive     | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 letters. And he owns me, I mean the way      |
 pigeons own N.Y...damn I'm had again."       |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.irc,alt.sex,alt.flame,talk.abortion,alt.evil
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short drug-free confession
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 13:22:32 GMT
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>my younger brother and i are still the only people
>i know of who have not tried any illegal substances.

ahem.

add another to the list.

closest i've come to partaking of illegal substances
was once when i walked through a room where someone else
was smoking marijuana.

i had a migraine for the next 24 hours.


M.
cured *that* real quick
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Date: 3 Sep 92 14:13:11 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Sep1.225900.7628@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:

#  ok then Roger is a bigot not a racist, Semitic semantics
#  is really beside the point and you know it.


I know no such thing.  

I do not speak for Roger, who is eloquent and capable enough to speak
his own mind without my prompts, and quite probably disagrees with me
anyway.  For myself, I am critical of Moslem extremists and Moslem
fundamentalist governments.  I am not critical of them because of their
skin colour or ancestry or clothing or even their religious beliefs.  I
am critical of them because they treat their subjects in a disgraceful
fashion.  If that makes me a bigot in your opinion, so be it.  I would
rather have you and your friends, who know nothing of life in those
countries, call me a bigot than I would be an apologist for Moslem
tyrrany. 
 
-- Ken "so stick that in your pipe and smoke it" Johnson
  

-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: dental dams
Date: 29 Aug 92 11:56:17 GMT
Followup-To: alt.sex
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <MJD.92Aug27201836@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crass Westerner") writes:
> In article <1992Aug27.153723.9523@walter.cray.com> nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:
>>   would a man really volunteer to use one of these?
> 
> It sure beats the piss out of a lingering death.

Please define "moderate" in the context of "moderate smoking is not
associated with appreciable health risks".

Jason

> 
> --
> 
>                 And for to se, and eek for to be seye
> Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Biblical advice regarding newbies.
Date: 26 Aug 92 15:43:16 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

They'll be here in droves soon. The bible warns us that we are in danger
of them becoming:

  "more and mightier than we: come, let us deal wisely with them, lest
   they multiply."

rp -- Exodus 1:9-10