From: bkannan@ha06.eng.ua.edu (Balaji Kannan)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian
Subject: Deb me up, Deb me down [bluster: Hit "n" now]
Date: 16 Aug 1992 17:09:23 -0500
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               It is bedtime; Oops! Debtime, folks! 
               I'm afraid that y'all will be caught between Deb and 
               the deep blue sea if this thread continues anymore.
               My last quota.
   
     
   debilitate: weaken by hitting your opponents hard where it hurts 'em most.

             " The Prime Minister Mr. PVNR congratulated DebChat for 
               singlehandedly [literally :-)] debilitating an army of
               Pakistani men during the Indo-Pak War [-of-words] waged
               last month. He expressed his confidence that Deb would
               in similar patriotic frenzy debilitate armies of men 
               from any other region of this world. When reporters 
               questioned PVNR about the squashed-you-know-what of a  
               Mossad agent [who fought for the Pak army], he said
               "These are minor issues and should not stand in the way
               of good relations with Israel. Infact,DebChat will be our
               next Ambassador to Israel and has already been enrolled in
               our  "Learn Yiddish Swear Words in 15 days" programme"." 

                                                   ------- Hiccups
               
  deb quoting Das Kapital: 1] make a smart move by quoting extensively
                              [out-of-context] something you might know 
                               about well but that you hate SO much. 
                           2]  ramble

              "Ms. Madonna was booed during the "Graduation Day Speech"
               she delivered at Harvard last week. She lectured the
               audience on how family values had adversely affected
               the economy of the United States which is in a deep
               recession. "The average American family", she accused,
               was spending more time enjoying meningless rituals
               like "Thanksgiving", "Fathers Day", "Uncle's Night" etc.
               resulting in valuable (wo)man hours lost and was costing
               the country billions of green dollars. "If there were
               no fathers, no uncles, no families we'd have no 
               recession today", she said. The Russians have no religion,
               no God, no nothing and yet they are no less smart and
               no less vicious [Their NWQ is about the same, she further
               argued] and we have a lesson or two to learn from them.
               The Dean of [religious] Affairs who was seen hyperventilating
               during her speech, later when asked to comment, had this to 
               say,

               "This is simply *deb quoting Das Kapital*!!. Lord save us!"
                                                      
                                                   -------- RedNeck
              
    deb-may-care attitude: persist inspite of the numerous protests/catcalls/
                           tomatoes/eggs etc. and eventually regain your
                           bearings.

               "President Bush congratulated Quayl for his deb-may-care
                attitude and was happy that those demanding his resignation
                had in turn fallen from grace."

                                                  ---------- SCIgn Post
                 
    regards,
    BK


    PS: Debs may come and Debs may go but (SC)I goes on forever.

                                                    
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