HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: thchemb4@oxford.ac.uk (Tom Weston)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: cool town
Keywords: blarp
Date: 11 Jan 93 21:36:06 GMT
Organization: Oxford University Computing Service, 13 Banbury Rd, Oxford, UK
Originator: thchemb4@black

The following list of the most popular newsgroups in oxford was
posted locally,

what a whacky and happening place this truly is



>NETNEWS December 1992: Top 40 groups by items read
>
>Newsgroup                          Articles read   Articles posted
>------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>rec.humor                                   4444                 5
>uk.misc                                     4222                35
>soc.culture.british                         3062                21
>rec.sport.soccer                            2604                 9
>soc.singles                                 2376                 0
>soc.culture.celtic                          1852                 0
>rec.sport.cricket                           1802                11
>alt.romance                                 1616                 0
>soc.bi                                      1536                 5
>rec.food.cooking                            1385                 0
>ox.general                                  1238                 6
>misc.fitness                                1183                 0
>soc.men                                     1171                 0
>rec.humor.funny                             1044                 0
>comp.sys.mac.programmer                     1043                 4
>rec.arts.tv.uk                              1011                 0
>rec.games.chess                              988                 0
>talk.bizarre                                 983                13
>alt.binaries.pictures.misc                   935                 0
>soc.women                                    920                 0
>sci.math                                     913                 5
>soc.motss                                    896                 0
>

[......other whacky newsfroups deleted.....]


Reese. Forget this writing-up crap and get back to your true vocation in life,
 - the small but perfectly formed  one line followup -  and improve this.
-- 
Tom Weston            thchemb4@black.oxford.ac.uk
  "..people are so fantastic. You just can't make a bad film anymore.."
                             Andy Warhol  
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Top 923
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 93 14:22:16 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.204613.18823@cabezon.uucp> larryh@fawlty.lmc.com (Larry Huntley) writes:
>In article <1993Jan1.223324.21335@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>>
>>3 - Pink Floyd 'Money'
>>2 - Chicago 'Hotel California'
>>
>>and the top song is
>>'Beat-It' by Micheal Jackson!!
>>
>>just kidding... it's
>>Moody Blues 'Stairway to Heaven'...
> ^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>     This should be interesting.  Let's sit back and watch, kids.
>
>     - Larry Huntley

Sorry bub, your too late.
-- 
Grab reality by the balls, and squeeze...
                                        Tempus
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Cats That Eat Paint
Date: 5 Jan 93 16:51:02 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <16B4D1B4.AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu>, AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Hurricane Andrew) writes:
>  
> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=  H u r r i c a n e    A n d r e w  =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
>                   An ill wind that blows no good...
>      avernon1@ua1vm.ua.edu | avernon1@ua1ix.ua.edu | DGIF #9691

The Oboe.  An ill wind that no-one blows good.

Jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: Typewriter
Followup-To: misc.jobs.offered
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 93 22:05:44 GMT

Jon, if you don't apologise RIGHT THIS MINUTE I'll tell everyone your middle
name is Percival.

L.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Deflated Breast Update
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 15:43:17 GMT

A long time ago, I posted how my ex-girlfriend, who is currently
sleeping with a friend of mine, was getting her breast size reduced.
Well, she did it.  She checked in to the hospital, and they sucked out
some fatty tissue and she's gone from a D-cup to a B-cup.  
 
Let's just think about that for a second...
 
 (pause)
 
Pretty scary, isn't it?  And here's the neat bit, that my friend told
me:  They remove the nipple and re-attach it higher up.  They have to.
When they take the tissue out, they do so from the bottom of the
breast.  This means that the breast's nipple would be pointing at the
floor, so the doctors cut it off, and attach it higher up on the
breast.
 
My friend told me how he fondled this woman's breasts a great deal, up
until the operation, not because he cares (cared) for her huge
breasts, but he felt obliged to say goodbye to them.
 
Does any of the above strike any of you as bizarre?
 
It's all true, which makes it far more weird, in my opinion.  
 
So she was in the hospital, her breasts sore from being hacked up, and
my friend goes off to visit her.  
 
Did you know that in Canada, having your breast size reduced is
coverred by OHIP?  It's considered a form of preventive surgery,
preventing back pain, etc. which apparently a lot of large breasted
women suffer.
 
Now, you don't know the situation, and you're only getting my
perspective, so bear with me when I tell you that I don't believe this
woman got her breasts reduced because of back pain.  It was more
because she's embarrassed about having breasts.  She's a rather plain
looking person except for that one feature.  She dresses in jeans and
baggy sweatshirts all the time, constantly hiding her body.  The one
time she wore a dress to a wedding, she got home, and some friends of
hers were there, and she ran through the room, quickly going to
change.  She didn't want anyone to see her in a dress.

Humanbeings.  Who understands 'em?

                                        Nik
                           Pondering a tit-less universe.
From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ACK! MY ACCOUNT IS GOING AWAY
Date: 8 Jan 93 03:08:16 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz

In article <1992Dec28.210216.26299@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>
>ACK!  MY ACCOUNT IS GOING AWAY.
>I NEED A NEW ACCOUNT.
>PLEASE HELP.
>CARASSO.

Amazing.

Not that this new account is going away, but the thought that he will
 no doubt have a new one before this current one's body has cooled,
 figureatively speaking.

Amazing.

	--The Elder Dan
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: TV Commercial
Date: 9 Jan 93 15:52:50 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620


There are some things in life that don't seem like a good idea
until you try them.  

Take QT for example. It's an instant white tea
so there's no need to add milk.

And when you try it, we think you'll like it.

QT instant white tea from Typhoo.  Try it, you might like it.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ag786@yfn.ysu.edu (Barry Bouwsma)
Subject: Re: Typewriter
Reply-To: monitor@computer.lab
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, UH OH
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 20:47:10 GMT


In a previous article, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) says:

>
>I read somewhere that the reason the letters of the word `typewriter'
>are all on the top row of the keyboard is so that shop-assistants could
>demonstrate early prototype typewriters easily. 

I got really bugged out how I couldn't find where the letters are
cuz when I learned the alphabet it wasn't like the way typewriters
have it and I got really annoyed cuz everybody knows that B follows
A, not S, so one night I pulled off all the keys on the computers
in the lab and put them back on the right way so I wouldn't be
having to look around to find where the N key is because it would
be after the M and not after the B and it all made sense and I could
use them and everything but they won't let me into the computer lab
anymore.
-- 
All my alt.romance posts sent to /dev/null
All my alt.sex.bondage posts forwarded to net.police
     Barry Bouwsma,     ag786@YFN.YSU.EDU [Internet]
  Gainfully Employed^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HPainfully Unemployed
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Subject: Re: Pierre the Cat
Organization: Gallaudet University English Department
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 00:34:49 GMT

In article <1ic3rnINNlvu@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu>, operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:
> Pierre the Cat lives his life in constant fear - it's him against
> the world, and everyone's out to get him. As a young cat he was
> treated unfavorably, kicked we think. Now he won't come near.
> Imagine the world through his senses:
> A cold biting world, people nip at you from all directions, never
> safe. I certainly feel for him, because of the stress he must feel.
> 
> 
> And don't think we haven't tried to cure him, it is to far inbred
> into his awareness. No amount of good treatment seems able to 
> win him over. He lives as he dreams - alone.
> 
-- 

	Perhaps with the love of Christ in Pierre's life, he would be able to
overcome his constant fear.

	Have you tried reading the Gospel to him?

	Do you think maybe he is possessed? Perhaps an exorcism would be the
place to start.

	Try chopping little bits of the New Testament up and putting it into
Pierre's daily meal. Maybe he will feel the love of God inside him and will be
able to comeout of his shell of hatred.

	Just my $.02

_______

		Scott A. Rust | "A stupid person can do anything
	 Gallaudet University |           except think."
  sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu |                   Bob Dobbs, Jr.

		   "Why? Why because I laugh."
                                    - Sherwood Anderson -
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt.harp
From: bohrer@acme.mcc.com (Bill Bohrer)
Subject: winged monkeys?
Keywords: Monkeys Butts
Organization: Earth PIg Org.
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 01:10:33 GMT

Hey I thought RICHH originated the phrase "sure, and Winged monkeys
might fly out my butt" and now I saw a Murphy Brown re-run where she
used this elegant locution, so like what gives?  Does Candace Bergen
have net access or are ya stealing from the MB writers?

==Bill


-- 
			   8>D
Now that the Democrats are back in power can we all just LIGHTEN UP???
		 	   8>p
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rjwade@rainbow.ecn.purdue.edu (Robert J. Wade)
Subject: Re: The effect Ken Johnson's signature has on women
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 21:03:50 GMT

In article <OSA.93Jan6195836@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
>Ken Johnson <ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk> writes:
>
>=> When I last changed my .signature I got E-mail from three different
>=> women, all of whom claimed to be pretty, intelligent, healthy and not
>=> taken. 
>
>=> All three were from the US.
>
>How interesting.
>
>--
>Son, all the pretty, intelligent,     || Oktay Ahiska
>healthy young women are taken.        || Dept. of Computer Science
>It's a basic rule of the universe,    || University of New Hampshire
>and if you don't like it,             || Durham, NH 03824
>go somewhere else.                    || Phone (603) 862-4335
>     -- Ken Johnson's dad  1906-1992  || E-mail osa@wilbur.unh.edu
>

but...did ken's dad have the mortgage paid off before he died?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Cashiers
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 14:55:27 GMT

In <1993Jan6.133410.14225@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>"And you know what they make the coloring for cokes and pepsis out of--
>BUG JUICE"

I first thought this cashier was interrupting her stream of conversation to
call out an order.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:43603 rec.puzzles:8219
From: elkies@ramanujan.harvard.edu (Noam Elkies)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.puzzles
Subject: Re: Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire -- anagrams
Date: 5 Jan 93 19:32:18 GMT
Organization: Harvard Math Department

In article <1ialaoINN1ul@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>
al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>
>Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire -- anagrams
>[...]

Nice, but I thought "Voltaire" was itself an anagram of his actual
last name, "Arouet l.j." (l.j. = Jr., and using the old convention
that i=j and u=v in anagrams).  Did he ever call himself "Francois
Marie Arouet Voltaire"?

While I'm at it, are use producing these lists of anagrams by hand
from scratch, or culling them from some kind of anagram program?

--Noam D. Elkies (elkies@zariski.harvard.edu)
  Dept. of Mathematics, Harvard University
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Leary, Manson, Kleps and other questions...
Date: 11 Jan 1993 18:18:29 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <C0nFB6.M0s@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <1993Jan9.013434.24210@netcom.com> thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet) writes:
>>Alistair Crowley worked for British Intelligence most of his life.  Rumor.
>
>Alistair Cooke worked for the British intelligentsia for most of his life.
>Coincidence?

Alistair Bannister worked for the Muppets most of his life.
Disney?

				--Blair
				  "The new Kermit is but a
				   shell of his former self."
From: mrx@sgi.com (cloaking the constant k)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Flavour Sensation
Date: 12 Jan 93 02:10:51 GMT
Organization: the theory that jack built




J.P.Knight@lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight) writes:

>   After reading about it on t.b. a few days ago, I've just had occasion to
>   try orange juice and toothpaste.  It was jolly scrummy.  I hope mr x's
>   latest range of psychoactive health pills come in this flavour.


hold it right there.

check the label closely.

they're psychoREactive pills.

one tablet completely reconfigures
your brain's biochemistry to match
that of an immature axlotl.

regrettably, this effect is not
reversible, as the microdot to the
left of our logo clearly states.

use sparingly.


		mr x

		in lemon and honey menthol flavors
--
mrx@annexia.esd.sgi.com
rmr@sgi.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@atlantis.uucp
Subject: Re: Christmas Memories
Organization: Atlantis Communications, Edmonton, AB, Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 05:09:14 GMT

Mark Schnitzius (schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu) wrote:
: Is it just me, or is this sort of brown-nosing running
: rampant through t.b?

Oh, yes, of course, Mark.  How clever of you to notice it.  I'm glad you
won't debase yourself so low.

-- 
---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
"I'm gonna follow my feelings...I'm gonna follow my senses...I'm gonna follow   my compass!"  --Lone Justice
Current Album--Tom Waits:Blue Valentine
Current Read--OnSpec Winter '92
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The effect Ken Johnson's signature has on women
Date: 8 Jan 93 11:30:22 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


I wrote

%  When I last changed my .signature I got E-mail from three different
%  women, all of whom claimed to be pretty, intelligent, healthy and not
%  taken. 


In article <OSA.93Jan6195836@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart
Simps..  er..  Oktay Ahiska) writes:

#  How interesting.


I believe we have now established the t.b official .sig

officially, Ken Johnson




-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    Ken Johnson, AIAI,
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    80 South Bridge, Edinburgh
the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    Tel 031-650 2756 
somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    Fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bron@iastate.edu (bronwyn)
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see?
Summary: Weevy Wuuvy Gerbils In Your Own Back Yard
Originator: bron@aviator.cc.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, IA
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 07:39:51 GMT

> In article <sehari.726197351@du139-206.cc.iastate.edu> sehari@iastate.edu (Babak Sehari) writes:
    [oh, nevermind, everyone's seen it to much anyway]

And cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) begs:
>1) What I would like to see is some sort of system or device which 
>would instantly track down and locate the authors of stupid and grossly 
>inappropriate cross-postings, in the hands of an elite commando paratrooper
>team.  At the first sign of such a posting, they would leap into action,
>drop a team into place, riddle the hapless author's body with bullets, 
>and blow up his computer.

>2) The really intriguing thing about this plea is that (for once) it 
>was not cross-posted to talk.bizarre.  This suggests several possibilities:

Liberal use of 1).  We folded them back up into harmless looking toys and
are sending them to mister x for mass production.

--
Bronwyn J Scrutton                                          bron@iastate.edu
                    If it's not one thing, it's Bronwyn. 


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor.oracle.d,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: The Oracle Replies!
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 16:38:42 GMT

In article <JGM.93Jan12082405@vegas.cs.brown.edu> jgm@cs.brown.edu (Jonathan Monsarrat) writes:
>As the author of this reply, I thought I should point out that the
>flamage, abuse, and vulgarity in the Oracle answer is supposed to
>be in character for the 2.5 fictitious people in it. (the half is Carasso)
>
>Hope you took the joshing well, Kibo!

I loved it.  I wanted to marry it.  Except, you left out a comma in one
spot, and because I'm more pedantic than the Oracle, I now have to flame
you for it in some way.

Um...

Your .signature has PostScript in it.  There.  That was a flame.

Anyway, it was one of the few Oracle replies I've ever seen that was
amusing.  (Mainly because it talked about me.)  So from now on whenever
I see anything good come out of the Oracle, I'll know who wrote it. 

							-- K.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: ethanol
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.pets,misc.test
Summary: alcohol is food 
Keywords: villin
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 21:03:44 GMT

so, last night i was in this pizza place near campus. i went down around 11 
or so cuz i was too tired to fix my own food. i bought a beer and a couple 
of slices. i sat down and was reading a local rag when this indian guy who 
was sitting at his owntable got up and gave me a full pitcher of beer. wow. 
i thought that was one of the coolest things yet to happen to me in salt 
lake. i went and got a glass from the counter person and then proceed to 
drink and read a nifty paper i am going to use for journal club next 
thursday. meanwhile it was continuing to dump snow outside. when i neared 
the end of the pitcher i had a revelation. i finally realized how ethanol 
makes one feel drunk. i'll tell you all about in the next posting, complete 
with diagrams!
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: saleem@facl.lan.mcgill.ca (Saleem Ahamed)
Subject: Re: BILL GATES
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,comp.windwows.ms,misc.test,misc.misc,talk.rumors,alt.fl
Organization: McGill University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 18:39:08 GMT

Who is Bill Gates?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Dizzy Gillespie has passed
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 16:52:38 GMT

In <1993Jan8.013935.20911@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (brett mcinnes) writes:
>: As I said in rec.music.bluenote, if this planet got nuked by some jazz
>: loving extra-terrestials, I wouldn't be sad.
>Jazz-loving extraterrestrials? Christ, give me a break. But even more
>stupid than this was that idiot who compared Gillespie favourably with
>Beethoven.

Oh yeah?  Did you ever HEAR Beethoven play the trumpet?  Geez, it would
curdle milk at 400 metres...
From: the lost cause
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Classifieds
Date: 5 Jan 1993 16:52:16 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Keywords: huh?


Found in the Paris Beacon-News newspaper (of Paris, Illinois), all 8 pages  
strong:

_________________
SITUATIONS WANTED
_________________

ELDERLY LADY - to live in modern home with driver's license. Reply to
Box B, c/o Beacon News.


--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: BILL GATES
Reply-To: saleem@facl.lan.mcgill.ca
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:11:55 GMT

In article <saleem-050193134034@132.206.241.30> saleem@facl.lan.mcgill.ca (Saleem Ahamed) writes:
>Who is Bill Gates?

>>>>PLONK<<<<
From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: rebels
Date: 8 Jan 93 21:43:16 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

mark gooley: rebel without a date.
gypsy: rebel without net.access.
mr x: rebel without corporeal form
ken johnson: rebel without a fish.
carasso: rebel without a sense of decorum.
bobtech: rebel without a volume knob.

sho: not a rebel

-Sho
--
sho@physics.purdue.edu

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Spectacular One-time only Offer!
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 22:29:53 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

Impress your friends!

Baffle your postal carrier!

Nauseate your waitress!

WITH.....

         YOUR VERY OWN PROSTHETIC EYEBALL!!!


I will give a used prosthetic eye ABSOLUTELY FREE to the first person
who sends me this coupon, along with a self-addressed, stamped eye
socket.

Email me for details.  This offer not valid with any other offer.

Cash value of this USENET article: 1/20 of 1 cent.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How my brother spent Christmas
Date: 6 Jan 93 14:59:37 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <C09MxM.FvB@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca) writes:
>>used a spray can of ether on the sleeping passengers
>
>This stuff wouldn't be available in the states, would it?
>It would be just _wonderful_ at parties.

Be just thing thing for the East Coast BoB at Scott's place, after all it
is urbane and cultured.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Description of the Fetal Remains from an Abortion (was Re: DEEP SPACE 9 DRINKING GAME
Date: 13 Jan 1993 00:19:46 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1993Jan11.202214.18654@ncsu.edu> dsholtsi@csl36h.csl.ncsu.edu (Doug Holtsinger) writes:
>   The hand of a second trimester fetus, as a Preterm doctor described
>   it, seemed big enough to shake.

Unless it's big enough to sign a deposition, Hoover the placenta-rat.

>   Inside a procedure room, facing the contents of the uterus, there was
>   no denying what abortion was." 

They should have thought of that when they decided to enter
medical school in order to receive the training that would
open their door to the lucrative world of inelestic demand
curves.

				--Blair
				  "I wonder if Pat Robertson's head
				   would explode and disintegrate
				   under the suction from a Regina
				   Electric Broom..."
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