From: moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Sadness
Date: 26 Jan 93 18:49:00 GMT
Organization: Washington University,  St Louis MO

The Brit monk(x)ey spews:
>>>So, just thought I'd post this, hope you don't cry too much. If you are 
>>>ever in England, then drop me a line, I'll meet you, then we'll really 
>>>see how hard you are.
>>The perfect example of blather. First he spews wisdom about Michele
>>and although the target is right, your flame is pathetic), and then he
>>claims to be the macho-men number 2 of the network. What an asshole!
>
>It was not an attempt to be a flame, but just an observation of what I had 
>read.  I shall leave the "hardcore, we know the score" flaming to all of 
>you that exist for your terminal. I was not attempting to be the macho-mAn 
>number 2 of the network at all, in fact, entirely the opposite.

indeed! You come here with a posting in which you say something like: 
"come here in britain and let's see face to face who is hard",
an you are telling us that you are *not* attempting to be a macho-man?
Gimme a break, please!

>I don't think that it is at all
>macho to write garbage interspaced with obscenities. I was only trying to say
>that if you ever got your big ass up off your chair in front of your terminal,
>and came to meet me, then we'd see if you had the same attitude with the screen
>as your defence gone. In your assuming that this is a macho thing points that 
>you think that women should not react this way, and therefore have no place 
>in 'Mens Life'. Surely thinking of that nature belongs in 'Not that I'm too 
>sad' Michele's warped mind, and not yours?

You are also showing a complete lack of irony and sarcasm, here, like a real
*macho man*.

It's possible that you are *so* clueless and you don't understand that when 
I use the term *macho* I use it with a dispregiative meaning? Have you ever
heard, in your *macho* life, the words *irony* or *sarcasm*?

What do you think I consider the *stereotype* of the macho man other than
a perfect dumbass? Ok, let me make it plain for you. *macho man*, in my
own interpretation of the perfect ignorant dumbass, is (pick the definition
you prefer):
   1) the Michele-type: "I fuck, so I am", and all the derived bullshit-
      sentences that characterize Michele.
   2) the Tim Moxey hard-rock type: "Come here and tell me face to face 
      what you're saying: you'll melt in front of me"

Hopeless examples of why the word *stupidity* will never leave the dictionary.

>>Give us a break, and come back to your warwick institute for mental 
>>diseases, swollen Brit! 
>
>Um....explanation please, especially on the ...'and come back to your warwick
>institute.....' bit, thanks.

Another plain explanation.
  - Swollen brit: the property of being *swollen* (presuntuous, carrier of the
    truth, etc) incredibly applies to almost all the brits I've ever had
    the unpleasure to talk with. The brits in alt.flame don't make any
    exception)
  - warwick institute for mental diseases: According to the level of the 
    posts coming from the named ~great institute, it seems that the admission
    to the warwick university is conditioned to the presence of a serious
    degree of foolishness in the candidate.
  - Come back to: a nice and elegant way to tell you: "fuck you".


>don't get so stressed,

Don't worry: it's a pleasure for me to talk with brits like the ones coming 
from the ~great institute.
At least I have some reasons for thanking mother nature of not having been so
cruel with me (well, *she* has been cruel with my english, but this is
another topic..:-)

Moana.