HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jota@tutor.inesc.pt (Joao Pedro Martins)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: flames,flames,flames...
Date: 22 Dec 92 23:48:05 GMT
Reply-To: jota@iguana.inesc.pt
Distribution: alt
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA. PORTUGAL.

In article <1992Dec22.437.3280@execnet>, "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com> writes:
|> 
|> GK/What a stupid waste of time!
|>   /Do you people have nothing better to do?
|> 
|> Sure we do, we look at you!

uoy ta kool ew ,od ew eruS <|


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 "cover my face while the animals cry [...],	
  cover my face while the animals die !" (The Cure) 
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Subject: STUPIDITIES OF 1992
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 04:52:27 GMT


Time to look back on the stupid things of 1992. Please suggest.	          
    									  
1. The continuing popularity of Rap.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jota@tutor.inesc.pt (Joao Pedro Martins)
Subject: Re: alt.stupidity FAQ
Keywords: is there one?
Reply-To: jota@iguana.inesc.pt
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA. PORTUGAL.
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 19:46:02 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.212437.26559@netcom.com>, raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee) writes:
|> just out of curiosity, is there one?

	Of course there is !

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 Joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.inesc.pt
 
 "cover my face while the animals cry [...],	
  cover my face while the animals die !" (The Cure) 
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Subject: stupid black holes
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 06:53:09 GMT


I have discovered that,just as extreme concentrations of matter density
can cause gravitational collapse and the formation of a black hole [from
inside which no communication is possible], so also will an event horizon
form around sufficient concentrations of stupidity. I now proceed to a
mathematical proof.						          
 Let S be a tensor of type [1,1] representing the density of stu
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: 2 Smart 4 This NewsFroup (Was: A.V.B.C.)
Date: 23 Dec 92 20:39:49 GMT
	<ATAYLOR.92Dec16091831@gauss.nmsu.edu>
	<1992Dec17.154035.25850@sequent.com>
Organization: NMSU Computer Science

<In article <1992Dec17.154035.25850@sequent.com> map@sequent.com (Michael Perry) writes:
<   In article <ATAYLOR.92Dec16091831@gauss.nmsu.edu> ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:
<   ><In article <1992Dec13.164306.45606@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> 2ftsdengue@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu writes:
<   >
<   ><I was just watching "A Very Brady Christmas."
<   >
<   >
<   >	On Internet? Wow, that's a good trick. 
<   >	
<   >	I don't think you belong on alt.stupididity at all....
<   >	you must be real smart to make your terminal or
<   >	workstation into a TV set.

<   Actually... if you'd walk down to your local PC shop you'd see that
<   there's a nice little board that allows you to watch TV in a Window(tm)
<   while you're working in another.... like reading netnews  :)


	What's a "Window(tm)"? Is it another of those newfangled
	PC software thingies like HDOS or CPM? I can't run those
	on my TRS-80......


	Or do you mean that there's any other way to read 
	alt.stoopididity than on an 80-column VT100 with
	the fine "TANDY" brand-name?


<       "Life's a bench, then you die!"


	I thought the saying was, "Life's a bleach, then you dye"!.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: sieferme@stein.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman)
Subject: Re: The Official alt.stupidity FAQ
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 21:26:11 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.055751.2662@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes) writes:
>
>Before reading the FAQ, make sure that you ask a question that has been
>answered many times before. Thank you.			                  
> 
>Q: Is there an alt.stupidity FAQ?				          
>A: No.

Q:  Are you sure?
A:  Maybe.


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From: zoltar@amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: SEX
Keywords: Hello World
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 21:30:03 GMT+1
Organization: Wanganui Amigans, Wanganui, New Zealand

molloy@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Philip Molloy) writes:

> ummm... this is my first post to usenet. what you guys seemed to have been
> saying did not seem alltogether too important so I thought I might interupt 
> with something more important. I am stupid how do I get sex ? :)
 
Hey! wait in line, I want my fair share of sex first, silly or otherwise! 
:)
 
> Please send e-mail but please do not flame me if you have a prblem let me
> know and I will try to help :)
> 

 
Well, I don't flame, I only smoulder, its my first time posting in 
alt.stupidity, but I dont think this is one of those sexual restauaraunts 
of such... 
 
Spam on toast and a cup of coffee for breakfast please...
 
Grant

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)
Subject: Re: Help!
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 20:42:47 GMT

<In article <1992Dec21.182129.6404@u.washington.edu> sloth@hardy.u.washington.edu () writes:

<I've been periodically reading this group, and I still haven't been able to   
<figure out what the hell it's about.  


	Oot greet.

<Is there, indeed, a central theme here, 

	Fnoprbple gafzarg "central theme" yyooouuuuupedorfg.

<or is this really as, well, *stupid* as it seems?  

	Reenrone qwa darrgnlsnork "alt.stoopididididity"....

<Were anyone to clue me in I'd be most appreciative...
  

	Arf arf arf arf arf arf!




Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: STUPIDITIES OF 1992(when will the bunny morph?)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 17:55:08 GMT
Keywords: I'll be back.

In <1hiv4vINNmk@iskut.ucs.ubc.ca> nistuk@unixg.ubc.ca (Richard Nistuk) writes:

>In article <1992Dec26.233359.6641@netcom.com> raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee) 
writes:
>>In <1992Dec26.045227.13703@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett 
McInnes) writes:
>>>Time to look back on the stupid things of 1992. Please suggest.            
>>>1. The continuing popularity of Rap.
>>2.Bush pardoning all the criminal element in his administration. Must be 
Nixon
>>  in drag.
>3. Incessant morphing -- it was cool in T2, but the
>   commercials are starting to get irritating... When will
>   that stupid bunny morph?
4.  People are STILL watching Beverly Hills 90210--and there are spin-offs.

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Tom Dennis                  | "I have seen all the works that are done
dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu  |    under the sun; and, behold, all is 
(217)384-2504               |      vanity and vexation of spirit."
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,talk.bizarre,alt.fan.dale.bass
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 09:07:25 EST
From: Mark K. Miller <MAX@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Help!

In article <1992Dec21.182129.6404@u.washington.edu>,
sloth@hardy.u.washington.edu () says:
>
>I've been periodically reading this group, and I still haven't been able to
>figure out what the hell it's about.  Is there, indeed, a central theme here,
>or is this really as, well, *stupid* as it seems?  Were anyone to clue me in
>I'd be most appreciative...

This reminds me of the top secret confidential information dilemma: I can
tell you, but then I have to shoot you.

In this case, I could give you a clue, but then you're not allowed to read
this group anymore.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (l.j.z. )
Subject: Re: Spam
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 17:15:10 GMT

zoltar@amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms) writes:


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>                           SPAM
> 
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Spam?  Where?
Ack!  And I thought this newsgroup was safe from Spam!!!!

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



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       sometimes you can't explain yourself."
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee)
Subject: Re: ADMIN: alt.stupidity guidelines
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 06:54:05 GMT

In <BzqyzJ.L4C@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> dgaudet@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Dean Gaudet) writes:

>4.  Eef glat blurrb guggle plat, furn thicken yull gnargle flurf!

Yeah, right. Who died and made you the official net.wibble!

>Dean

entirely too intelligent of a name. I'm sorry, but this won't do.

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From: dgaudet@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Dean Gaudet)
Subject: ADMIN: alt.stupidity guidelines
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 04:54:55 GMT

1.  If you can't say something stupid in one screenful, don't bother posting.
    Anything that takes more than a screenful can't be that stupid.
2.  If you have something intelligent to say then you're wasting our time,
    hence you should post to alt.timewasters.
3.  If you think I'm being stupid, then you obviously are reading this group
    to feel superior.  Perhaps you should go bug the alt.warlords instead.
4.  Eef glat blurrb guggle plat, furn thicken yull gnargle flurf!

Dean
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee)
Subject: Re: STUPIDITIES OF 1992
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 23:33:59 GMT

In <1992Dec26.045227.13703@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes) writes:


>Time to look back on the stupid things of 1992. Please suggest.	          
>    									  
>1. The continuing popularity of Rap.
2.Bush pardoning all the criminal element in his administration. Must be Nixon
  in drag.
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From: steve@cse.fau.edu (Steve Smith)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Stupid tricks after not sleeping
Date: 28 Dec 92 20:28:39 GMT
Organization: Florida Atlantic University, Boca Raton, FL, USA

Ok, please send nasty mail to my friend who is a real clusterfu$#.  After
2 nights of hacking with little or no sleep for either of us, he asked if
he could crash in my office (sysadmin lounge/home) and I said sure.  After
kicking him to tell him to go to work at 1:55 (all of 3 hours of sleep) he
managed to knock over a jar of strawberry preserves that was stored on top
of a tall cabinet.  It was part of set of hams, salamis, breakfast teas, and
stuff that I got for christmas.  Now there is a big sticky spot on my floor
and my hams have jam on them.

Wait that's not all.  I left to go give Housing all my money and when I 
returned, I hear this strange sound that is ominously like the sound of
someone peeing.  I look around and I sense coffee.  It is good that he is
making coffee I think but then I look and there is no pot.  The stream of
divine fluid is spattering on the damn hotplate.  Judging from the darkness
of the roast he was using and the stream coming from the maker, it must have
been on for a while.  I wondered where the coffee was going.  I looked under
the table and it was dry.  It must be on the table.  But there is a huge
pile of paper shit and a row of books at the bottom of which is a desk
calendar with september still on it.  Ok I found the pot laying on an HP
monitor and shoved it there to catch the flow.  Now he I have an excuse to
clean my desk, dammit. 

Please send him some stupid annoying mail.  His address is:

wheelusc@cse.fau.edu

Thanks.
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack,misc.misc
From: rsrodger@wam.umd.edu (Yamanari)
Subject: Blowing up balloons
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 14:40:37 GMT


	Stupid question about nothing too important:
 
	Can anyone explain that unbearable pain in the left and right
	back sides of your mouth when you fail to properly blow
	up a balloon and let the pressure get back there is? 

	This has been driving me crazy.  I must be hyper-sensitive to it,
	because I get the same thing when I sneeze sometimes.
 


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	     Rule 1:  "Don't have more children than you can feed."
	  	  Nuclear redevelopment for a better world!
From: s7958246@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Mr. Duality)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Play-Doh
Date: 1 Jan 1993 08:50:05 GMT
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: titan.ucc.umass.edu


     Play-Doh. Play-Doh. Let's all say it several times slowly, then fast.

PLAY-DOH IS YOUR SALVATION!! The Play-Doh people know that, and they want
everyone else to know it as well. So when you see the Play-Doh people coming
to YOUR door as they will soon, please don't shoot them, because they're NOT
Jehovah's Witnesses or Avon people or even the Publishers Clearinghouse Prize
Patrol. They're squishy! Brightly-coloured! If you leave them out in the air
they harden and can never move! Best of all, they TASTE SALTY!!! Mmmmm!

	"But what can Play-Doh offer me?" I hear you skeptically cry as your
finger reaches for that nice ol' 'K' key. Well, if you've got Play-Doh, what
more could you ask for? In fact, Play-Doh ranked #3 in the list of "If You've
Got This, Who Could Ask For Anything More?" category, right below Rhythm, Music
and My Girl, and if you ask for my girl I'll hit you. (That would make Play-Doh
ranked #4, you say? Of course not! This, after all, _IS_ alt.stupidity!)

	Play-Doh cannot cure any diseases, it cannot bring you wealth and
fame like Tom Wu's seminars, but you _can_ make little figures of people you
hate and then squash 'em up. THAT is what Play-Doh is for. For fun.

		Oh yeah, HAPPY NEW YEAR!


-- Mr. Duality -- s7958246@titan.ucc.umass.edu
  proud father of the manual .sig

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: qjb@ausom.oz.au (Quentin Burley)
Subject: this is stupid
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 08:59:43 GMT
Organization: AUSOM - The Apple Users Society of Melbourne

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From: zoltar@amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: i left my account open
Keywords: i am a moron.. send me mail
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 21:28:31 GMT+1
Organization: Wanganui Amigans, Wanganui, New Zealand

lagrangj@unvax.union.edu (Joshua C. LaGrange) writes:

> cosc18fq@rosie.uh.edu (92F06794) writes:
> 
> 
> >	Just to give this moron a lesson... send him/her junk mail
> >because he/she left their terminal open
> 
> > 					cosc18fq@jane.uh.edu
> 
> 
> I did.  Anyone else?

Wel... I am thinking about it, I am just concocting something really 
silly up, any ideas???
 
<dribble> <snort> <sound of chainsaw starting up>
 

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From: zoltar@amigans.gen.nz (Grant Thoms)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: RE:Just thought you might like to know... 
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 21:34:17 GMT+1
Organization: Wanganui Amigans, Wanganui, New Zealand

Hmm you forgot all the other cities on the globs, esp New Zealand...
 
<dribblie>
 
Grant

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology
From: ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (l.j.z. )
Subject: Re: this is stupid
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 20:24:53 GMT

qjb@ausom.oz.au (Quentin Burley) writes:

>1
>2
>3
>4
>5
>6
>7
>8
>9

Hmmm... you know, you're right.  That's stupid.  Hoo boy, is that stupid :)


--L.


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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: Allah does not practice safe sex.
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 20:50:33 GMT

In <1992Dec25.005313.21846@u.washington.edu> kaygee@hardy.u.washington.edu 
(Kevin Giansante) writes:

>Apparently, there was a post in soc.religion.islam from: H Oral
><emev02@castle.ed.ac.uk> that said:

>>Probably you have seen many groups such as alt.stupidity, alt.fun, etc.
>                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>This is one of the extension of the western civilisation which thinks
                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hey, buddy... I got your "extension of the western civilization" right here...
and it thinks for the big head all the time!

Tom "Got My Mojo Workin" D.
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dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu  |    under the sun; and, behold, all is 
(217)384-2504               |      vanity and vexation of spirit."
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (l.j.z. )
Subject: Re: what?
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 19:39:16 GMT

Mark K. Miller <MAX@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>In article <BzpBLM.At5@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (l.j.z. )
>says:
>>
>>Mark K. Miller <MAX@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>>

>>hair with one of those windshield thingies?  Heretic!  Blasphemer!  You
>>know not what you are missing!  Especially that ice-scraper part... whoooooo!

>Nope, I avoid it like the plague that it is.  I read on the net somewhere
>(so it must be true) that brushing your hair with one of those "thingies"
>will result in male pattern baldness.  Guess you wouldn't know about that,
>though, its a man thaaang!  I did, however, use the ice-scraper part of
>the "thingie" on my eyebrows once; whoooooo indeed!!!

Hmmm... you know, I've actually had more luck brushing my hair with what
is commonly known in the trade as a rake.  Yes, it works out those pesky
snarls with ease... and leaves your hair simply radiant (well, that's the
way it looked all piled up on the floor like that... radiant, and dead too).

>>>Brush (sweep, sweep, sweep)... -- tomahawk (ouch).  Brush -- tomahawk...
>>>Learn the difference, personal hygiene was never intended to be a hurtful
>>>activity.
>>Aw really?  Gee, and I guess that all this time I had been only fooling
>>myself by cleaning out my ears with sulfuric acid...

>metal dental tools for this purpose.  Everyone always wonders what those
>tools are really supposed to be used for since the dentist says never use
>preventing unsightly plaque buildup on the inside of the middle ear.

Ok... then answer me this:  What am I supposed to use on my teeth?  


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Ok... what's the FAX number?  I got lots o' FAX.  Lots o' really worthless FAX.


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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack,misc.misc
From: sieferme@stein.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman)
Subject: Re: Blowing up balloons
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 21:24:27 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.144037.18962@wam.umd.edu> rsrodger@wam.umd.edu (Yamanari) writes:
>
>	Stupid question about nothing too important:

Self-deprecation:  I like that in a hominid.

>	Can anyone explain that unbearable pain in the left and right
>	back sides of your mouth when you fail to properly blow
>	up a balloon and let the pressure get back there is? 

You use your MOUTH to blow up a balloon?  Hmmm, interesting ...

>	This has been driving me crazy.  I must be hyper-sensitive to it,
>	because I get the same thing when I sneeze sometimes.

How do you think the balloon feels?


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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (l.j.z. )
Subject: Don't read this...
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 21:56:01 GMT
Keywords: ack, argh, ugh, ergh, oof

HEY!  I thought I told you not to read this!
Go away!  This is not for you to read!
Hurry, before they find out you've been reading this, and they have to 
come find you and take you away to the place where they take people who
read things they're not supposed to.
Go on, hurry!  While you still have the chance!
And next time, when someone tells you not to read something, DON'T
READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem.
Thank you.
This has been a paid announcement by the National Federation to End 
All Rutabaga Stews (N-FEARS).
We now return you to your regularly scheduled usenet session.




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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: hagerjd@carina.unm.edu (John D. Hager)
Subject: Re: STUPIDITIES OF 1992
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 92 23:47:16 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Dec26.045227.13703@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes) writes:
>
>Time to look back on the stupid things of 1992. Please suggest.	          
>    									  
>1. The continuing popularity of Rap.

2. Bill Clinton was elected as Commander In Chief.

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