HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short shameful relief
Date: 23 Nov 92 14:08:28 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.sex
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


In article <74525@apple.apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:

#  And the obvious followup is: "Yes, but has she started to menstruate
#  yet?"

Just out of interest, would you prefer her before or after?

monthly, Ken Johnson





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Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
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go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
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From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Elevators
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 01:00:35 GMT

In article <9211141635.34@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <MJD.92Nov13131855@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Last of the Giants") writes:

>I wouldn't argue with you about this.  I do have a basic aversion to buildings
>that are more than four or five stories.  And you would never catch me riding
>up the side of a building in one of those glass elevators.

So, are the glass ones in the atriums ok?

There are a few in Dallas, I believe, that are 14 stories tall.... 

(And in one hotel, you have a choice of two separate atriums to ride your
glass elevator in. Atriums are great places to test paper airplanes.....)


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Interfaith marriages
Date: 20 Nov 92 06:45:20 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <BxxCM5.MwA@news.cso.uiuc.edu> thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:
>
>I think we are losing Amy to alt.romance.chat.
>
Sorry, Ben, but I've never looked at alt.romance.chat
This was on ids.net  (155.212.1.2)

 -- ASK



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From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: WHAT NOISY CATS ARE WE (was Re: IT'S A MAN-RAY KINDA SKY (was Re: I'M SORRY (was Re: CALLING ALL RADIO TRANSMITTERS!)))
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 22:58:10 GMT

In <1992Nov15.042832.3415@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
>Curtis Yarvin (curtis@cs.berkeley.edu) wrote:
>: In article <BxpusK.CAA@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(pustulent bilious anus) writes:
>: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(dirtbag) writes:
>: >If these two chowderheads ever write something worthwhile,
>: Perhaps we should take up a collection, so that they can
>: quench their desires once and for all in the Blazing
>: Furnace of Love?  A train ticket from Indiana to Maryland
>: can't be all that expensive.

>You may recall that one of them was asking about the Seventh Commandment
>recently.

Which one is that?  "Thou shalt not station troops in citizens' homes in
time of peace?"

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From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: For the creative-minded
X-Xxdate: Sun, 22 Nov 92 21: 36:16 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 21:30:33 GMT

In article <XIBO.92Nov22060440@fido.fido.econ.arizona.edu> Mr. Coates,
xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu writes:
>I'm now entertaining suggestions on what to do with 30 miniature
>aluminum pie-pans, besides just throw them away.  

Seems to me that the appropriate thing to do would be to whip up 30 miniature
aluminum pies.  


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John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                                Bite down hard, now
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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Subject: Re: caffiene crash, 11am
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 05:52:16 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Keywords: ignore

In article <1992Nov20.163603.12652@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu>
     awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells) writes:
>            Ok, so how many t.b froupers is it gonna take to
>            spring pjf from Leavenworth?

Time for some more ancient stories.

I worked with a guy who want AWOL during the Vietnam War.

He got 1 year in Leavenworth.

There was a guy in there who was a convicted murderer with a life sentence.
The murder, of an officer, was so disgusting, that he was only allowed out
of his cell for 1/2 hour per day.  During this 1/2 hour period he was put
in an outdoor fenced in area where he would kick an empty can around the
perimeter until they brought him back in.

A new officer was hired on the convict's walkabout shift, and since he didn't
have a clue, he took the guy's can away through it out.

At the next outing period, the guy went into a rage and broke the officer's
next.

They brought a welder up from the machine shop and welded him into his
cell.  When he dies they'll let him out.

....................

They are thinking now that he could probably use a room mate.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A quote looking for a context
Date: 16 Nov 1992 22:52:34 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


"Cold eggs cuisine has not been sufficiently exploited."


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hold on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: Kindred spirits (Vegans)
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 04:27:37 GMT

Tom Fawcett (tomf@gte.com) wrote:
: Way over in REC.FOOD.VEG:
: >   This is not a flame, just a plea - the correct spelling is "Gandhi"
: >   and NOT "Ghandi" - it just grieves me to see the name of this great
: >   man mis-spelt.
: 
: I know how he feels.
: I keep hearing "Jesus H. Christ".  His middle initial was T.

"Tiberius"?

--
---Alfvaen(Looking for "October's Baby")
"Lucille was secretly thrilled when Norman sucked her toaster."
   ---B. Kliban
Current Album--Les Rita Mitsouko:The No Comprendo
Current Read--Karen Wehrstein:Lion's Heart
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: EUCLID@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu
Subject: Re: Stamp Question (What's worse than a cascade?)
Organization: C.C.S.O.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 21:26:33 GMT

In article <5981@balrog.ctron.com>
mattb@ctron.com (Matthew E. Brown) writes:
 
> jea1@cornell.edu (John Austin) writes:
> >EUCLID@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu writes:
> >>>gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Golley) writes:
> >>>>cs92njc@brunel.ac.uk (Nicholas J Clayton) writes:
> >>>>>W.Warburton@ed.ac.uk writes:
> >>>>>>|> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
> >>>>>>|> >In other words, philately will get you nowhere.
> >>>>>>(Mark Schnitzius) writes:
> >>>>>>|> I hear that imitation is the sincerest form of philately.
> >>>>>> OK, OK: enough guys. We have to stamp this stuff out.
> >>>>>Don't worry, I think you've got it licked...
> >>>>Not unless people start cancelling such articles.
> >>>     I'm going to mark this thread as junked, post-haste.
> >>   Ahhh! Don't letter get you down!
> >t.b  -  Pushing the Usenet envelope!
>
>
>What a bunch of mail chauvinist pigs (first class)!
   Neither reign nor hay'll stop a punster
  from making his appointed sounds.
 
     'Sides, i like something with a little zip.
 
euclid
Euclid@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu
standard disclaimers apply
"What!?!  Whaddaya mean, 'no mustard'??!??"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Another Weird Way to Have Sex
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 13:53:14 GMT

In article <74501@apple.apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>|while posting a description of it into rec.music.enya

>Oh come on now.
>Play fair.
>I mean, no one there would know what you were talking about.

youre right i forgot. they are all too busy talking about enya's breasts
to actually fuck each other or anything.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Artemis Deserts Me
X-Xxdate: Tue, 17 Nov 92 14: 18:02 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 14:12:38 GMT

In article <Bxu3uD.J34@rice.edu> HWRNMNBSOL, caz@owlnet.rice.edu writes:
>score one for Bambi's Mom,

As long as we're keeping score...

Hunters here in central New York started things off with a bang on Sunday. 
Four hunters were shot.  Two died.  

Taxidermal arrangements will be announced later.  



Oh dear.


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John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                         Don't know how many deer bought it, though
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre.NASCAR
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 15:56:03 GMT

In article <gerald.721934523@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:

>Whenever somebody goes to a lot of trouble to write a long story about
>something, but it bores me, I press "c" repeatedly, to make it more fun.
>"c" is nn's "compress" key, it takes out any repeated spaces. It wouldn't do

>|                              _________________________
>|                             /                   \     \
>|                            /                     \still\
>|                           /                       \going\
>|       ___________________/_________________________\     \________________/|
>|      /       CARASSO     |    Xian the Driver       |  (M-O-O-N)     body  |
>|     /       _______      |       _______            |       ______   by    |
>|    |       / _____ \     |      /  /|               |cj    / _____\gooley  |
>|    |      / /     \ \    |     / -- |    hOOters    |     / /     \ \      |
>|    |     / /       \ \   |   \/    _|_   5OO       /cams / /       \ \    /
>|   /     | |         | |  |________________________/     | |         | |  /
>|  /______| |         | |   TALK.BIZARRE SPECIAL          | |         | |_/
>| /_______|  \       /  |_________________________________|  \       /
>|             \_____/                                         \_____/


-- 
ben							*****
fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu					***
Do not go gentle into that good night!			   ****   *
Rage, rage against the dying of the light! - DT	     ****    	   **************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Andrew V. Wells)
Subject: ahhhh.... this is the life......
Keywords: ignore
Organization: Northeastern University
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 03:18:00 GMT


Well, I just opened up my 16oz. bottle of Knickerbocker, and
now I'm going to sit back, relax, and scroll thru t.b ...


                                   andy wells
                                   net.hudlum
          ///\\\         awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu
        \\\\  ////        andyphys@nuhub.northeastern.edu
          / \ ooo            
         \\ o> ///           -//------ooo------\
          //  <<<              \oooooo---oooooo//-



Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38470 misc.test:13180 alt.politics.clinton:17374
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: should be taken only on the advice of a physician
From: geb@cs.pitt.edu (Gordon Banks)
Date: 17 Nov 92 21:17:14 GMT
Reply-To: geb@cs.pitt.edu (Gordon Banks)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Univ. of Pittsburgh Computer Science

In article <gerald.721942839@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:

>Today, I read the fine print on the package:
>
>	Contains dextrose 66.5%, sodium cyclamate 33.0%, and
>	silicon dioxide 0.5% and should be taken only on the
>	advice of a physician.
>
>Why would anyone use this chemical junk as a substitute for sugar? Just
>because it's "only 2 calories"? I could probably eat my shoes without
>gaining much weight, but that doesn't mean they would be good for me.
>
But your shoes aren't sweet!  That's why people eat it.  You must
have gotten it in Canada, because cyclamate is banned in the USA.
Actually, it is pretty safe.  I believe in order to get cancer, the
estimate was you'd have to drink 600 cans of diet pop per day.
Someone said that if you had to do that, cancer would be a blessed
relief.  The stuff about the physician is just to get the company
off the hook, I suppose, since few people will have consulted
their physician about it, and if they have the company can say,
"then sue him".



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From: bkeiper@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan S Keiper)
Subject: Girlfriend Size War.
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 20:26:45 GMT


     2'4".  She just turned 6 months.  Still drools, but that can be fun...


          Bryan Keiper
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
          bkeiper@magnusug.acs.ohio-state.edu

     "...and then my hand caught on fire."
     "What?"
     "I said my hand caught on fire."
     "Oh."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Subject: Re: talk.bizarre.NASCAR
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 17:13:37 GMT

on a completely different note:

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>My girlfriend doesn't have large enough breasts
>to get us in as a team, though.  

I read this as:

>My girlfriend doesn't have enough large breasts
>to get us in as a team, though.  

--ts	I'l take two of those...  no, those ones over there.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Girlfriend
Date: 17 Nov 1992 18:34:31 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <1992Nov16.155809.18274@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>good thing im attatched, or id probably have an ulcer resulting from stressing
>about the best way to ask her out.

In your case, it would have to involve articulating an oozing
tentacle near enough to a wave to indicate "hi!", gurgling
sweet flirtations up to her from the cess at the bottom of
the gun-metal-gray metal wastebasket, and averting--or at
least leveraging--flatulence.

Piece o' cake.

				--Blair
				  "As your spin doctor,
				   I recommend surgery."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I like Traffic Lights
From: censtad@perdita.gac.edu (Christopher B Enstad)
Date: 20 Nov 92 14:08:44 -0600
Distribution: all

I like Traffic Lights
I like Traffic Lights
i like Traffic Lights





















But only when they're green
From: pacomius@maths.uwa.oz.au (Chris Smith (with the beard))
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Young Girl, dying of boredom.
Date: 18 Nov 1992 15:07:51 GMT
Organization: The University of Western Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: madvax.maths.uwa.oz.au

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

>Wants to get in the Guiness Book of Records for receiving the most
>Christmas cards. Send her one now:

>	  Margaret T. White
>	  1313 S.W. 20th
>	  Topeka,  KS
>		    66604

>Tell her you know her dad.

or, if you are male, tell her you know her mum >:-)

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: EUCLID@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu
Subject: Re: Stamp Question
Organization: C.C.S.O.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 00:23:17 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.154345.17887@mail.cornell.edu>
John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu> writes:
 
>
>In article <168A3F0F7.EUCLID@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu> , EUCLID@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu
>writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov16.173027.16632@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark.
>Gooley) writes:
>>>>In article <BxtHuH.9C6@brunel.ac.uk> cs92njc@brunel.ac.uk (Nicholas J
>Clayton) writes:
>>>>>In article <28102@castle.ed.ac.uk> W.Warburton@ed.ac.uk writes:
>>>>>>|> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>>>>>|> >In other words, philately will get you nowhere.
>>>>>>|>
>>>>>>   (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>>>>>|> I hear that imitation is the sincerest form of philately.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> OK, OK: enough guys. We have to stamp this stuff out.
>>>>>
>>>>>Don't worry, I think you've got it licked...
>>>>
>>>>Not unless people start cancelling such articles.
>>>>
>>>>Mark.
>>>>gooley@netcom.com
>>>
>>>	I'm going to mark this thread as junked, post-haste.
>>   Ahhh! Don't letter get you down!
>
>t.b  -  Pushing the Usenet envelope!
        Nothin' wrong with that!  So long as we address the proper issue...
 
euclid
Euclid@vmd.cso.uiuc.edu
standard disclaimers apply
"What!?!  Whaddaya mean, 'no mustard'??!??"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.astrology
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: Elevators
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 16 Nov 92 23:17:12 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.job.gooley

rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>>
>>(And in one hotel, you have a choice of two separate atriums to ride your
>>glass elevator in. Atriums are great places to test paper airplanes.....)
>
>And to experience the full rush of vertigo......
                                    ^^^^^^^
I was just wondering, what are the chances of a word like this being
used TWICE in the same newsgroup within 12 hours?

Gerald -astronomical, I'll bet
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: the land of OZ
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 21 Nov 92 22:35:30 CST



llahtine@thunder.lakeheadu.ca:

>the sky is not blue, that's for sure, it's really a kind of green, because
>everything in the world that is really, I mean REALLY important is green,
>like trees.

hmmmm. do you guys have steel mills at Thunder Bay?

jkc (the sky is definitely green over Gary, Indiana)
From: kohli@aslmr.med (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: a style before its time
Date: 16 Nov 92 14:58:13 GMT
Reply-To: kohli@aslmr.med.ge.com (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Entropy Associates


bristling antenna arrays.

not just a substitute for shoulder pads.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: wanker definition
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 15:27:48 GMT


A wanker is someone who abbreviates "short shameful confession" in 
the subject line in order to quickly recognize when someone has
responded to their article.

	Mark  (REAL cave newts [tm] read every t.b article)
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Engelbert Humperdinck Drops Dead
Date: 16 Nov 92 19:46:59 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    Ansel Adams and Greta Garbo go into the forest, because they want to
be alone.  Aams sprinkles silver nitrite behind them so that they can
find their way back, but it is gathered up by spurious svage salvagers.
Lost, they spend the night in the open and the smoke from Garbo's pipe
attracts a patient from the nearby neurological study institute.

    Lured back to the lab by the promise of vichysoisse and aspragus
tips, Adams and Garbo are surprised to find themselves in giant Skinner
Boxes.  They are rewarded whenever Adams photographs Garbo.  Burrs are
given to Adams and Frederick's of Hollywood garments to Garbo.

    Later, they are joined by Grendel and the Hanseatic League.  The
league attempt to sell Grendel a prosthetic talon.  


    Next week; George Fredrich Handel hides in a grotto.

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: What I had for lunch today
From: xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu (Mr. Coates)
Date: 19 Nov 92 08:21:21 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Xibological Perimeter


The eighth grade cheerleading no wait never mind.


Xibo
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: The Corn of Joy and Sorrow
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 15:45:54 GMT

In article <1992Nov22.044245.16639@deeptht.armory.com> crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou) writes:
>So I'm at my friends' place and we're watching Big Black on videotape
>
>She says:
> "Yeah, I'm sure Jessica could get me Amy's address.     <-- ultimate high
>  I think Amy got married last year."			 <-- ultimate low
>
   But is she over 5' tall?
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep attends the coronation, part X
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:29:35 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

"I promised not to kill you," I said, for he was not yet on stage.
"No matter," I replied greasily and with a trace of contemporaries,
"the Cardinal has yet to arrive -- did you remember to set the clocks
back?"  Marilyn set the table for three.  I cursed outwardly, and
folded.  "Look, the Loch Ness Monster," I cried in mock distraction.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Add Your Favorite Two-Word Insult
X-Xxdate: Sun, 22 Nov 92 21: 12:30 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 21:06:53 GMT

In article <1992Nov21.222504.3430@wetware.com> Dr. Robert, mlegare@wetware.com
writes:
>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus") writes:
>
>] Chog hound
>  rock critic? 

sports editor?  (Nah, it's been taken)

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John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                                             EMACS?
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
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From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: oxymoron
Date: 20 Nov 92 17:01:38 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse



Napier University


Ken Johnson


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Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
It's a basic rule of the universe.     || 80 South Bridge                       If you don't like it,                  || Edinburgh,  Scotland   EH1 1HN
go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk