HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: Nobody knows!!!
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,to.wasatch,rec.pets
Summary: fuck you 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: love
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 93 20:01:52 GMT
Expires: soon

In article <93002.185235U24493@uicvm.uic.edu> <U24493@uicvm.uic.edu> writes:
>I AM THE GREATEST!!!

	pardon me. i don't mean to interupt your little self-love session
here but, i beg to differ with you. what you really are is a runny nosed
little shit without even a real name on the god damned From: line. if you
would kindly pour molten lead mixed with shit down your pathetic whining
throat until you are full we would be most appreciative. also, kindly Fuck
Off (tm). 

wow, that's my first flame in a long long time, felt good too.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Mike.Oniffrey@launchpad.unc.edu (Mike Oniffrey)
Subject: Re: ACK! MY ACCOUNT IS GOING AWAY
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 02:15:40 GMT

In article <1992Dec28.210216.26299@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>
>ACK!  MY ACCOUNT IS GOING AWAY.
>I NEED A NEW ACCOUNT.
>PLEASE HELP.
>CARASSO.
>

Good byyy
	 yy
	   yyyy
	       y
		yy
		  y
		  y
		   y
		    e
		     ee
		       eee
			  eeeee....
				   ...............
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   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
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From: "A.J. Janschewitz" <p00258@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: X in Oz.
Organization: Performance Systems Int'l
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 15:16:18 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink-DOS (3.3)

>DATE:   Sat, 02 Jan 1993 13:06:33 GMT
>FROM:   Andrew Clayton <dac@prolix.apana.org.au>

>------------------ Investigation agency food -------------------
>
>NASA, KREMLIN, CIA, NSA, FBI, JIO, ASIO, ENCRYPTION, CYPHER,
>HOAX, TERRORIST ATTACK, BIGUS DICKUS, POPE CLIFTON IS DEAD.
>ASSASSINATION, METALLICA, ANTHRAX, PLAGUE, NUCULAR, NUKE,
>NUCLEAR, BOMB, RDC, KIBO.  L. RON STEWART.  ANAGRAMS. IRAN.
>

Now you're on *everyone's* Xmas card list.

==a.j.==

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams)
Subject: Re: observations of my fellow victims
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 06:24:23 GMT

In article <9212300545.AA26744@prg.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sibyl Waugh) writes:
>A fool and his time are soon parted.


a fool and his hair are soon parted.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: orc@vpnet.chi.il.us (david parsons)
Subject: I hate the Mac
Organization: Department of Atomic Text Units
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 23:56:36 GMT

Every single manager in my office uses a Mac.  None of them can
read mail, because it isn't on a Mac, and they can't deal with
talking to Unix to get it.  All the secretaries in my office use
Macs, and get very confused when I try to give them documents in
any form other than Mac-foo format.

I used to like the Mac.  I thought it was cute.  This is obviously
part of the plan - Apple is the figurehead of some alien invasion,
and the real aliens will arrive when the country has come to a
stop, with people drooling mindlessly over Mac icons.

                ____
  david parsons \bi/ And this is the consulting arm of Sybase, too.
                 \/  We're supposed to be technically literate...
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From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: Life imitates life
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 93 20:10:12 GMT

In article <1i5q4dINN9cj@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler) writes:
>
>The latest issue of Rolling Stone has a small article about Bob Forrest,
>the singer in Thelonious Monster.  The Secret Service talked to him after
>he allegedly made on-stage comments that Bush should be killed instead of
>re-elected.
>
>Hey, Patrick, you wouldn't happen to be a fan of this band, would you?
>

no, i regret that i am not. in fact i've never heard of the band. (does
this make me a loser?)  this also happened to a dj in seattle. they pulled
him off the air and that's all about people know about it. cool. i get
to meet with someone in the dept. of justice probation office soon. yeah!!
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
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From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Re: Sta. Claus
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 06:47:38 GMT

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

] In article <1992Dec18.214126.10518@ulrik.uio.no> solan@smaug.uio.no (Svein Olav G. Nyberg) writes:
] >
] >I just wanted to ruin your Christmas by telling
] >you that Sta. Claus _does_ exist. He just doesn't
] >like you.
] >
] >Solan
] 
] Absolutely true.
] 
] I asked Santa Claus if he would leave a small brunette in the extra-large
] stocking I had made, and he just laughed before refusing.  I told him that
] I didn't mean to be sexist or politically incorrect, and that if he wanted
] to leave me in the giant stocking of a small brunette instead, I would be
] content with that.  He laughed again, a jolly smug ho-ho-ho that made me
] want to hit him in the face with a brick.
] 
] Mark.
] gooley@netcom.com


santa claus?


santa claus killed my father.



-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
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From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sex, the Final Frontier?
Date: 21 Dec 92 21:55:54 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

In article <tssvhr4@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>I own a Star Trek zine that specializes in three-way matchups. [...]
>Remind me to bring it to the next t.BOB.

remind me not to read it.

-Sho
--
sho@physics.purdue.edu
From: pcxkrm@unicorn.nott.ac.uk (K.R.Marshall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SSC
Date: 21 Dec 92 14:23:57 GMT
Organization: Cripps Computing Centre, University of Nottingham

I lost my _life_ last Monday. If you see it, please UUencode it and
mail it home.

Keith.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Mummy was an asteroid, Daddy was             | Keith Marshall
a small, non-stick kitchen utensil..."        | pcxkrm@unicorn.nott.ac.uk
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 29 Dec 92 18:11:50 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

I write programs that conform to RFC specs

-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: cd wars resumption
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 06:17:13 GMT
Keywords: dicksize, cds, qoolness

kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
>Layer 1 of stack of cd's by my bed (there is another layer behind layer 1,
>and there are stacks of cd's scattered in other locations in the room, not
>to mention the LP's and cassettes):
> [list deleted]

I am sad about your list.
I am even sadder that you didn't set the followups to misc.test.
--
!cat .signature
From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: 28 Dec 92 08:52:46 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz

I'll be god of all dust and hair that somehow worms its way into all
 electronic equipment, where it will eventually cause malfunctions, despite
 the fact that said hardware is impervious to most _tools_ much less (one
 would think) particulate matter.

Also, if I can get a job moonlighting as patron saint of broken chain
 letters, I'd be very happy.

	--The Elder Dan
	"Commandment One: Nothing Is Airtight! Commandment Two: ...."
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Zomba Din
Date: 26 Dec 1992 07:17:23 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: moccasin.cs.berkeley.edu

Zomba Din shrugs.

"Why do you shrug your shoulders so?" says the acolyte.  "Surely
it is easier to speak."

Zomba Din shrugs again.

c
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: **HOW TO AUTOMATICLY POST LIKE HAMZA SALAH!!!**
Date: 2 Jan 93 12:40:31 GMT
Reply-To: rmkhome!rmk@merk.com (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <C07H18.3oF@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <1992Dec31.014121.20450@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>>If you get 100 points you
>>become a jedi Hamaz and can go to hamas rallies and pass out racist
>>material jam packed with lies.
>
>Myself, I prefer racist material jam on toast, with a little butter.
>
>Congratulations on losing another account, and special congratulations for
>taking the entire site out with you!  Now, come up with a new joke, or
>just fuck off and die.


It looks like his only alternative is to find a nice Fidonet site
way out on the fringes of cyber civilization.

-- 

Rick Kelly    rmkhome!rmk@merk.com    merk!rmkhome!rmk    rmk@frog.UUCP
From: kenj@kambo.esd.sgi.com (Ken Jones)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: moo moo moo
Date: 28 Dec 1992 22:56:24 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: kambo.esd.sgi.com

gh26+@andrew.cmu.edu (Gregory Edward Hans) writes:

>moo moo moo mooo moo moo.
>are cows your toys.

I gave the gift of cows this season: a sugar bowl and creamer in the
shape of cows.

My favorite is the creamer.  You pick up the cow by its tail, tip it,
and milk comes out its mouth.

It isn't biologically correct, but few things in the world can match
the sight of a cow regurgitating into your coffee.  I usually drink
mine black, but even I had to engage in a little cow tipping this
Christmas Eve.

- Ken
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Bachelor Salad
Keywords: groan
Organization: The Gorilla-Shaped Cookie Trust, GmbH
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 13:28:19 GMT

In rec.humor."funny" susan@fwi.uva.nl (Susan M. Uskudarli) writes:
>
>Found an interesting recipe in "Cook Book: Favorite
>Recipes From our Best Cooks", which is a collection
>of recipes from the community of Edina, Minnesota.
>This recipe was submitted by a youth Minister.
>
>--------------------------------------------------
>BACHELOR SALAD
>
>1 head lettuce          1 bottle salad dressing
>                        (any kind - not Roquefort)
>
>   Wash head of lettuce over sink, pour dressing
>intact on head of lettuce, eat over sink - no
>cleaning, no dishes, no silverware!

No, they got that one wrong.  It's

1 bachelor, finely chopped
10 heads lettuce
10 bottles disgusting salad dressing

the rest being obvious.

Mark., sigh
gooley@netcom.com
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: new!  from Mattel!
Date: 4 Jan 93 03:27:59 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
Crash-Test Rock Star!  Complete with chartered plane, which pops
apart into over one dozen pieces, and smashable Marshall amp.

Crash-Test James Dean!  Comes with fly-apart convertible Porsche.  
Jimmy wears jeans and a leather jacket.  Drowning Natalie Wood 
sold separately.

Crash-Test Pregnant Barbie!  Pull her string, and she says
"Birth control is hard!"  Fling her into any hard surface, and
she flies apart, her stomach opens, and her Crash-Test Fetus
pops out!

And while we're at it...

Crash-Test Abortion Clinic Protest!  Comes with Crash-Test
Pregnant Woman, whose stomach pops open to disgorge a Crash-Test
Fetus.  And a Crash-Test Operation Rescue Protester with
fly-apart bloody fetus sign.  Lie the OR Protester down in front of
the clinic, and when the Crash-Test Bus rolls on by... bam!  A
million pieces of protester!

Crash-Test Kennedy Assassination Kit!  President Kennedy has a
blow-apart head!  Comes with Jackie K doll, John Connally doll, a
Secret Service agent, and a black limousine.  Lee Harvey Oswald's
gun shoots real pellets!  Texas Book Depository & Grassy Knoll
sold separately.

Crash-Test Beirut Marine Set!  Comes with 269 Marines, one fly-apart 
bivouac, one fly-apart truck, and one self-destructing
Palestinian terrorist!

Crash-Test George "Poppy" Bush WWII Fighter Plane Set!  Can *you*
bail out early enough to keep Poppy in one piece while the plane
& crew plummet to certain destruction?

Crash-Test Ollie North Real American Hero Freedom Fighter Support
Planes!  For national security's sake, make sure Eugene Hassenfus 
flies apart this time.

Crash-Test Ted Kennedy Car Kit!  Comes with Mary Jo Kopechne,
Bridge, and Sinister Nixon Henchmen on the Scene.

Crash-Test My Lai Village Set!  Includes 29 fly-apart villagers, 
a William Calley doll, and some huts which *you* can burn!  
(Parental supervision advised.)  Napalm refills available.

Crash-Test Flying Wallendas.  Complete with high-wire and
balancing pole.  No net!

---
a joint production of:
c j silverio	cj@sgi.com	ceej@well.sf.ca.us
lance norskog	thinman@netcom.com
Distribution without attribution punishable by crash-testing.
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: English Class Nightmares
Date: 31 Dec 92 17:12:35 GMT
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs

Myriad (n) 1. Nonsense word found in vocabulary quizzes.

-T

But "profusion" is still hip

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana Stern)
Subject: Re: The best thing that happened on Xmas
Organization: NCAR/UCAR
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 17:05:27 GMT

In article <1992Dec31.034408.13050@sci34hub.sci.com>, gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
> In article <1992Dec29.223610.14394@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana) writes:
> |I won several dollars off my father-in-law in the traditional 
> |Bassett Family Christmas Day Poker Game.  That makes this year
> |the first that he didn't manage to fleece me six ways from Sunday.
> 
> |Ilana
> |spent all my winnings on beer already, so don't ask for any
> 
> Hey Ilana, the 'fridge is empty, can you spare a beer?

Sure*!  Come and get it**!

* I feel obligated to mention at this point that mjd asked first, via
email, and thus has dibs.  However, he's already refused one invitation
to my house on the grounds*** that it's located in the Evil Facist 
Homophobic State of Colorado, so I didn't bother inviting him again.

** Of course the original Winnings Beer has long since been recycled,
but Mark. Gooley's promised me a six-pack of his homebrew****.

*** Perfectly understandable, too.

**** But don't let that scare you off.

-- 
/\    "I'm only a human girl person.  I ain't always perfect."--Rambling Rose
  \_][ <--NCAR Ilana Stern dod#009 r.b. cliff swallow ilana@ncar.ucar.edu    
      \______________________________________________________________________
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From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: what i want for xmas
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 03:29:24 GMT

In article <9002@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:

>a decent windowing system to replace x

Don't worry; Novell is buying USL, so you can start learning Windoze NT.

>a box with a rewind and fast forward button which would let me edit my life.

Don't forget the SGI workstation to create the scenes you *really* wanted 
to have happen....


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
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From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: SM ISO Artist & Creative Woman --==][==--
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 02:39:24 GMT

in alt.personals, delta@triton.unm.edu (Henry Harrison) writes:
)
)	Hi ..... I'm a 34 year old New Mexico Artist
)	who enjoys the beauty of nature.
)
)	Looking to exchange E-mail with a open minded,
)	artistic, and creative woman ...


HAAAA. GOOD LUCK(!):


B==> "tell him it's none of his business WHO they're fucking!
B==> motherfucker!  there, you're fucking your mother!  that's
B==> disgusting!  fuck yourself!  that's physically impossible!
B==> fuck off!  hey, fuckhead!  your're fucking stupid!  fuck!
B==> fuck!  fuck!  what's the big deal?  oh, fuck it."
B==>
B==> gypsy
B==>
B==> all the news that's fit to print
B==> --


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From: adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams)
Subject: Re: realization
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 23:38:07 GMT

In article <1h3i09INNa5e@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>Lee Harvey Oswald is the deus ex machina of modern American history.

actually, as I have remarked on
other occasions, in the movie
JFK when Kevin Costner went to 
Washinton to meet that mysterious
guy who had called him for no
reason and who explained fucking
everything that was going on
everywhere and how the whole damn
conspiracy went on and all, and
the guy asked to be called x...

well, he was actually asking that
Kevin call him by his middle name.






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From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: the TRUTH of christmas
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 01:29:54 GMT


flannel sheets on a cold night

-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: ho ho ho
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 19:14:44 GMT

John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu> writes:

>Not to encourage those all-caps folks, but this is my favorite message from
>Bethlehem.

>Something about a single sentence containing nixon, vomit, and stupid, that I
>can't resist.

However, a sentence with bush, vomit, and stupid is almost too easy.

---mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Top 923
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 93 22:33:24 GMT



Well, even as we speak, the top Rock Classic of all time is playing
behind me.  Yes, the top 923 rock classics is rapping up, and the top
three songs are:

3 - Pink Floyd 'Money'
2 - Chicago 'Hotel California'

and the top song is
'Beat-It' by Micheal Jackson!!

just kidding... it's
Moody Blues 'Stairway to Heaven'...

If I remember right it was the same song last year when they did this.
Go figure...

rip
-- 
Why bother building any more nuclear warheads until we use the ones we
have?
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From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: *OUT-OF-CONTEXT QUOTE OF THE YEAR*
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 23:58:11 GMT

In alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,
 icsu0237@cs.montana.edu (Jeff Patterson) writes:
>
>me too.  The thumb-sized hole makes for great mental pictures! >:-)


-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
(c) 1992 Witless One-Line Followups Ltd.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: adams@isis.cshl.org (Chris Adams)
Subject: Re: from the cultural wasteland
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 23:51:13 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.165922.5286@ncar.ucar.edu> ilana@kiowa.scd.ucar.edu (Ilana Stern) writes:
>Oh yeah?
>I'll have you know that King Sooper's carries *eight* different brands
>of yogurt.
yeah yeah...BFD.

pathmark carried eight different types of
herring...under eight different names,
four of them including the word "tasty"
spelled four different ways, none of
them correct.

and don't even fucking *talk* to me about
the 48 types of catfood.


--
"your mother's quite insane..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Fuck YOU
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Beautiful Bellevue Association
Date: 29 Dec 92 20:38:50 CST


In article <MJD.92Dec29200358@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Captain Entropy") writes:
> In article <1992Dec20.060639.64793@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:
> >   Kill file Lehigh
> <   if you wish,
> 
> Now why would I want to do that?  Jane Horvath posts from Lehigh.
> 
> Jane, is there something you can do about this guy?  Sell him into
> slavery to the steel company or something?

Horndog eats mjd's brain. Film at 11.
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: -=- Welcome to alt.politics.greens -=-
Date: 3 Jan 1993 20:29:08 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <93003.132242GUNDEVIL@ASUACAD.BITNET> Shooting Club at ASU <GUNDEVIL@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>   And out here on the trap 'n skeet ranges, the 'greens' is made by
>   Remington, the 'blues' is made by Federal, and the `reds' is made
>   by Winchester.  Except for .410 Federals, which is 'greens' also.

Oh, yeah, I always wondered where those came from.  A friend of mine got
a whole bag of them at a Dead concert, but I'm worried about the long-term
effects.
--scott
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From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Brett McInnes)
Subject: Re: Test
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 04:35:46 GMT

armally@pbhyb.PacBell.COM (arvind mally) writes:
: Hello anybody out there!!!
: 
: Die,rat bastard.
                                               Nostalgic
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Lenght of a penis is?
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 03:15:19 GMT

In <BzoG5H.B7q@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>In ALT.SEX <tpp2=r=@rpi.edu> nasiom@vccsouth04.its.rpi.edu (Milton Peter Nasiopoulos) writes:
>>Mine's 6.9 inches.  Just ask cassie!
>>milt.
>He must have a very small car, and this is how he makes up for it.

Cassie is, of course, his dog, and those are (unfortunately) dog-inches.
From: ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: haiku
Date: 22 Dec 92 05:36:10 GMT
Organization: Ng!
In-reply-to: gooley@netcom.com's message of 21 Dec 92 22:15:42 GMT

In article <hk-ptui@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>   I appreciate
>   Psyllium hydrophilic
>   Mucilloid a lot.

Cherry blossoms fall
  Into my metamucil
    Irregularly

	-rsb



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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Bad News
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 23:11:05 GMT

rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:

>In article <63020@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:

>>hey, I worship myself

>If you can't worship yourself, who can you worship?

I'm thinking of dating a druid.  That would be the closest I could
come to finding someone who worships the ground I walk on.


--mark