From: bhchan@soda.berkeley.edu (Billy H. Chan)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
Subject: ILHC: Love Clinic
Date: 16 Nov 1992 06:00:52 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu

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In response to the Weekly Love Story 10/24/92, here's what the Doctors
have to say:
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"One Foot, Two Boats"
	From Dr.Lemon

	I would not comment if you should be the 3rd person or if the
guy actually likes you, and that he has "one foot on two boats" at the
same time.  These things are usually complex, and there is no right or
wrong reason.  I would just make some suggestions as to how to "test" this
guy to see if he really likes the you.

	First of all, when you have a chance, bring up the fact that he is
always with you, and jokingly ask if his girlfriend will be jealous.  Now,
it really depends on the type of person he is;  if he is a more humorous
type, then it will be more difficult to see if he is telling the truth. 
But whatever the case, insist on the fact that there is "trouble", and if
he really likes you a lot more than his girlfriend, then he will take this
opportunity to say something.  As a guy, I would say the chances that
his intentions are purely friendship are actually very high, but it'll
take too much time to explain.  See if this work and tell us about it.

				Good luck
						Dr. Lemon
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"Love Killer"
	From Dr. FeelingSoGood

"Sounds like he begins loving you. It mabe the transition period between
 dumping his girl friend and getting a new one. He is a very humorous guy I 
 believe, but you should ask him seriously that 'does he feel like you're 
 already his girl friend when he tickles you', furthermore, tell him that 'you
 don't want a guy tickling you if he has already had a girl friend which can
 make others misunderstand you easily. He may stop tickling and dating you if
 he feels guilty and still loves his girl friend very much. Good luck!"
				from Dr. Feelgood 11-04-92

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