HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: zink@panix.com (The Dead Man)
Subject: Re: CREATION OF ALT.NEWBIE
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 00:34:56 GMT
Organization: Poopers of Wisdom
Keywords: HARDCANDY
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.config,alt.test,misc.test,alt.sex.carasso,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.gooley,alt.slack

In article <1992Jul23.115811.17175@vpnet.chi.il.us> lisbon@vpnet.chi.il.us (Gerry Swetsky) writes:
>Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config,alt.test,misc.test,alt.sex.carasso,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.gooley,alt.slack
>
>    Obviously reading isn't one of your strong points.  None of the
>    aforementioned newsgroups is listed in "newsgroups", which lists at
>    least 324 other alt groups.  Don't give me any crap.  You've
>    already poisoned the alt hierarchy with enough of it.

I don't understand. Many of the newsgroups to which you posted are not
mentioned in the official newsgroups file. Why did you post to them?

confused, but still loving,
	the dead man.

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Yes, let's do.
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: La Rouche For President
Date: 30 Jul 92 14:46:43 GMT
Followup-To: alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton,misc.test,misc.misc
Organization: University of Virginia

Lyndon LaRouche, the only presidential candidate who is truly bizarre (tm), 
issued this statement from his federal prison cell July 20th....

"First of all, two things are obvious. George Bush is still the disaster
he was up to this point. He has not improved lately. What is obvious about
his health conditions, even at a distance observing him in his few public
appearances, is that the man is sick.

"On the other side, it is not at all unfair to describe the Clinton-Gore
ticket as a pair of Southern-fried Fascists who are focusing on the worst
element in society, people who might be individually salvagable, but who,
as a group, are fairly described as Guppies, that is greedy Yuppies {isnt 
that a little redundant}: that all other significant constituencies are
being ignored by this ticket.

LaRouche represents a significant independant movement of those being dis-
enfranchised by both major parties, including farmers, civil rights 
activists, workers, and other non-Yuppies..." etc. etc. etc.

This issue of LaRouche's paper, NEW FEDERALIST, also contains the shocking
claim that television is brainwashing americans. NO WAY!!!@#!# RILLY?!?!
From: gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: one shot Willy
Summary: eaves dropping
Date: 30 Jul 92 12:13:09 GMT
Organization: The Pontifex Portable Thunderbox and Collapsible Flush Company
X-Current-CD: Croendenau, Steve Eaves a'i driawd

The idea is that genitalia should be like wasp stings: guaranteed one hundred
per cent successful, but for use once only, after which they would fall off. 
It would help to clarify the confusion between irrational physical attraction /
and reasoning about bringing up children.  Mind you, we would have to think  /
of something to do (in bed and elsewhere) to while away the idle hours.     / g
From: john@csrnxt1.ae.utexas.edu (John R. Schutz)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: LuluBells, Ltd.
Date: 30 Jul 92 17:15:27 GMT
Organization: Those wacky, wacky fellas at UT's CSR

mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) writes:

>Funny, I don't feel 'collected', unless you mean in the 'cool, calm,
>and collected' sense.  In fact, I don't even feel particularly
>impressed, much less killed, jarred, or pinned.

That is often the case when one becomes bitter...and salty...and just
downright rancid.

>Oh well, I suppose all children must have their fantasies, so I guess
>I'll leave this one for C.J.

I have fantasies, and I'd like to share one with you RIGHT NOW!

It all begins with me, standing at the top of a mountain, surrounded
by swirling clouds.  In front of my is a huge marble slab, and there 
you are, tied down, and naked.  Richh and Carasso come sidling up, 
ignoring me completely, but I do notice that neither of them have any
genitalia, just like me (I realize that this part is way out there...
I'm the only true eunuch around here).  Anyways, they are mumbling to
each other, and I can't quite make out the words, but "lacuna" and
"truncate" drift over towards me.  Richh pulls out a huge halibut and
Carasso brandishes a polished Rodeo belt buckle, and they start
advancing towards you.  Your screaming awakens me, and I have to get
up and go to the bathroom to relieve the pressure that has built up.
I think I'm in love.
--
John R. Schutz - 3009 Hatley Dr. - Austin, TX  78746 - (512)328-0587
I...have...no...penis...
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Please Feed the Spooks
Keywords: cascade; definition
Date: 26 Jul 92 23:44:59 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

R.P. "I use my baby daughter to hit on divorced women" WHITE (rpwhite) writes:
>Jim "Jim Bob" Small writes:
>)R "I live with 2 dykes" White writes:
>)>Bill "Billy from the same site as Kibo" Marcum writes:
>)>Kenn "Kenny" Goutal writes:
>)>Dave "Davey, but not Wavey" Alexander writes:
>)>Steve "Stevie" Gardner writes:
>)>>>>> So the thing to encrypt first are cascades....
>)>>>Er, please excuse my ignorance, but what are "cascades"?
>)>>Sir, please defuse my insurance, but what are "cornflakes"?
>)>Bur, please defame my insensitivity, but what are "cornholes"?
>)Sire, please excuse my DOD #, but what is a squid?
>Sure, excuse me d00D!, but what is a GIB?
Sir, excuse my SLIP line, but you're full of shit!


-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: one line bio
Organization: t.b
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 00:22:22 GMT

rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
> flowers, trees, grass, purring cats, cooing babies, white
> fluffy bunnies, singing birds, little girls dancing in the
> summer wind throwing diasies in the air the supreme
> innocense -- i'll fuck 'em all in whatever hole i find.

     Oh be a man, Bob.  Take out your Bowie
knife and make your own hole.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: kimy@monteverdi.cs.unc.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: hat like
Keywords: black, felt, flowers
Date: 22 Jul 92 19:30:03 GMT



I like hats.
I like black felt hats with ribbons and black silk flowers.
I like straw hats with flowing chiffon scarves tied to them.
I like going to millineries to try on all those flowered, velvet
concoctions.  Then I giggle and come home empty-handed.




yong-mi
I like
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: hash, baby, hash
Followup-To: misc.test
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 03:45:53 GMT

Jura rapelcgvba vf pevzvany,
bayl pelzvanyf jvyy rapelcg.


                              billbill@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (THAT'S_MR._WONDERFUL_TO_YOU)
Subject: Re: one line bio
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 21 Jul 92 22:47:43 MST

In article <7866@dirac.physics.purdue.edu>, sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>>>cj cannot find a record store that has not sold out
>>>of the new Eno single.
> 
>>SO?  You think you got problems?  Try and find something by Jello Biafra some-  time.  If you do find Eno, and you're dumb enough to spend money on it, then
>>I'll sell you a tape of me traumatizing my girlfriend's cat.  It's better.
>>Trust me.
> 
> Please don't try to play musical one-upsmanship around
> here.  You will lose.  Trust me.
> 
> -Sho
> --
> sho@physics.purdue.edu
	sho, you will all lose.


	trust me, i'm from *seattle*.
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: open letter to Roger David Carasso
Date: 29 Jul 92 17:31:40 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com's message of 28 Jul 92 18:43:43 GMT


In article <nsbffvs@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
   |Think globally, act locally.
   |Put him in your killfile.

   Oh, he's there already.  It's just... it's just... my killfile 
   is SO BIG.  (Ooooh, baby.)  Must it tumesce further?  I mean, 
   LOOK at this:
	[lots of kills deleted]

   Well, okay.  I can probably trim out the no-shows.  But
   just THINK of what the new t.b reader sees when s/he first
   subscribes.  t.b must seem a midden to the poor neophyte.
   Given the bad examples above, the neophyte is easily led astray
   into newbiedom.  Thus we have many new idiots like Bur, who
   landed in t.b spewing shit, but few new stellar writers like 
   mathew, who landed in t.b posting great stuff.

what we need is a knowbot at some of the major sites that would kill
all the newbie articles to prevent them from spreading too far and
reproducing.  I see a great need.

Another thing I wondered about looking at someone else's list of kills
(kind of like sneeking a peek) was how many killfiles I am in.  So, if
you don't see this message, please send me mail or better yet, post
(and crosspost) something.  Repeat as necessary.



_______________________________________________________________________

WARNING! In addition to improper spelling, the preceding message may
        contain one or more of the following ingredients:

    Petty bickering, character assassination, facts made up to suit
the argument, invincible ignorance, prejudice along all available
dimensions and some made up ones in addition, unconquorable [sic] stupidity,
agendas worn proudly as fact inverting filters or fact evading
blindfolds, or barely disguised sexual innuendos.
	-- Kent, the man from xanth
_______________________________________________________________________
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22581 rec.music.misc:20140
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc
Subject: Re: Wire's "Mutual friend"
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 11:20:49 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

wir are the only group who could make me want to listen to a song about the
Financial Times Share Exchange.


mathew
-- 
Ceci | n'est pas une pipe.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:24099 soc.culture.british:10987 alt.sex:25554
From: rstevew@deeptht.armory.com (Richard Steven Walz)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british,alt.sex
Subject: Re: SEX
Date: 31 Jul 92 02:57:13 GMT
Organization: The Armory

In article <1992Jul29.062237.20414@wimsey.bc.ca> jsavage@wimsey.bc.ca (Julian Savage) writes:
>In article <Bs46tJ.Fzu@apollo.hp.com> johnf@apollo.hp.com (John Francis) writes:
>>In article <Bs225t.LI5@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve "edified" Franklin) writes:
>>>This is ridiculous. I am afraid that I no longer can sit passively during 
>>>this thread. Homophobia is an IRRATIONAL response to homosexuals and 
>>>their practices. It is NOT irrational to be disgusted by the concept of two
>>>(wo)men having sex. Although one should tolerate and leave alone such men and
>>>women, they should never be forced to accept, practice, or condone it.
>>
>>On the contrary, it is extremely irrational to be disgusted merely by the idea
>>of what two sane, healthy, consenting adults may choose to do in the privacy of
>>their own homes.  You call this feeling "disgust" because you can't even admit
>>to what it really is - fear (that's what "phobia" means) - fear of the different.
>
>I don't fear people who eat bugs (some places they do), but I'd still prefer
>not to eat lunch with them.  I can accept different
>eat or sexual practices than my own (whether or not Steve can), but I reserve
>the right to be disgusted, without being called a homophobe.
>
>>The fear of homosexuals is not a natural fear - it is a conditioned response.
>>Society teaches you to seek out a herd of your own kind, and to fear those who
>>are different - homosexuals, blacks, jews, vagrants, . . . .
>
>Being grossed out by watching people eat bugs is conditioned too.  So what?
>I am not disgusted by people who eat bugs... That is their choice.  I just
>would prefer that they don't eat bugs around me, because the thought of 
>eating bugs disgusts me.
>
>[...]
>>-- 
>>John Francis                                johnf@apollo.hp.com
>>The world can be divided into two classes :-
>> those who divide people into two classes, and those who don't.
>
>julian.
>-- 
>*************************
>* Julian Savage		*
>* jsavage@wimsey.bc.ca	*
>* jsavage@sfu.ca	*
------------------------------------
I used to be grossed out, coming from the midwest, by folks eating
lobster or crab, it looked like they were eating "bugs". This disgust
lasted until I was persuaded by those around me to eat some crab, and
I haven't had a qualm since. If someone told me those big beetles they
eat in the far east were as tasty, I'd start raising them at home and
buying butter!

I used to be grossed out by the thought of sucking cock. Then I tried
it in a fit of horniness. It was the same way. Phobias is phobias,
they are irrational. That which doesn't give you hives or a disease
makes your life broader.
- Steve Walz
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: Splotch, a Racter/Eliza type routine
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:49:00 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.sex.carasso,misc.test
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

How the fuck does he do it?
From: martinn@mksol.dseg.ti.com (niels r martin)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Texas Instruments, Inc
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 16:49:16 GMT

>I don't ask for the unreasonable from politicians and presidents.  An attitude 
>that fosters understanding, caring would be nice, though.
>
>Carol

It would seem that your definition of understanding and caring is nothing more  than pandering to a small minority who have nothing better to do than infect
themselves with the HIV virus in one way or another.  Real caring would consist
of doing things to PREVENT the problem, not just allowing people to do their
'thing' and provide them with instant cures---thus doing in responsibility and
ethical behaviour.

-- 
________________________________________________________________________________Niels Martin				|                      
martinn@mksol.dseg.ti.com		|  AGM-88C  Get out of HARM's way!!
My opinions don't represent		|  10000+ on-time deliveries!
my employer's--but they're right!	|  Best Radar 'Detector' Around!
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Grass-Roots Uprising
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 16:35:15 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

they have installed an earplug dispenser at work.

when i first saw it i rushed to the conclusion that this was a peasant's
revolt against middle-management.

i investigated further, and was informed otherwise. however, i have since
noticed that nobody listens to middle management anyway, so now i'm
not so sure.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant | Purveyor of fine X-Industry products to the     |
| poisoned electric head | low-poloi                     andrew palfreyman |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: desert island desks
Date: 26 Jul 92 13:36:15 GMT
Organization: Maxwell Memorial Mounds of Missing Moolah and Purloined Pensions

A new 50ml bottle of Waterman's violet ink.
A home-made desk tidy (made of nine centres from paper-tape reels) containing
    eighteen overhead projector pens (two water-soluble ones, sixteen permanent
    ones in seven colours and three widths) and one Staedtler correction pen.
A plastic-straw model of a face-centred cubic crystal cell, and one of two
    adjacent body-centred cubic cells.
Eight pencil-stubs, including one advertising Pritchards PUROSAN (``kills germs
    as it cleans; established 100 years'' that must be older than even me by a 
    year or two.)
One of those pencil shapeners with the plastic tub to catch the shavings.
A plastic bottle (marked CS-85 Di ket e  rive   ad  leaning  olution)
    containing isopropyl alcohol (for correcting the ohp slides and livening up
    the coffee).
One or two as yet unused pencils (twenty four HB, thirty-one B).
A July 1992 copy of Thomas Cook's European timetable (Railway and shipping
    services throughout Europe).
A fine china coffee beaker from Rotterdam, still half full of good strong
    coffee.
A one pound honey jar full to overflowing with the week's dottle from the
    espresso machine.
A /very/ thoroughly washed out 500g Marmite jar of very finely ground dark
    roast Medelin coffee.
A dark beige anglepoise lamp.
A piece of grey paper about four and a half inches square that says `Week-1-end
    for the use of passengers holding a valid ticket for this journey in
    Standard accommodation on payment, on the train, of a L3 supplement'.
A copy of the University of Oxford Internal Telephone (and email) Directory
    (October 1991, ``OUP now on network'').
A piece of 10 swg copper wire about one nano second long, for use in first year
    hardware lectures.
A small portable radio tuned to Test Match Special (England have just gone in 
    for their second innings).
The keyboard of the Sun that stands on the two baulks of timber that don't
    quite touch the desk, and the mouse and mouse-pad that go with it.
A 15" square pcb carrying 16k by 17 bit of very fine core store (so fine that
    nobody believes that there are cores there... which rather spoils the
    effect) and a piece of paper that fell out of something Joe Stoy once 
    owned, that says ``PLACE THE SELF-ADHESIVE GOD HERE''.
A pair of Sony MDR-A10 folding headphones with the hinge that digs into the
    top of my head.
A copy of Golwg magazine (volume 4, number 45, 23 July 1992).
Four copies of all of the publications I have been able to find from the SERC /
    project whose final report I have to write this weekend.  Drat.  That's  /
    what I've been avoiding doing.                                          / g
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 16:17:49 GMT

Well, so far we are 3:1.  3 people flaming me (2 mail, 1 newsgroup) about the 
LA riots, and 1 agreeing with me that these are problems.  The 3 that flamed me
said "how could the LA riots be George's fault?"  The point that I'm trying to 
make is that George has set a political climate in this country that is almost 
Aryan in its philosophy:  if you're black, we'll appoint a black judge to 
appease you, but he'll be a conservative who's against women's choice.  If 
you're gay, there won't be sufficient funding for AIDS research.  The economy? 
Well, perhaps we can go have another air raid on IRAQ...use some 
weapons...spend some defense money.

carol
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22914 alt.flame:11295
From: mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Just Curious
Keywords: Flame
Date: 22 Jul 92 22:24:08 GMT
Organization: University of Northern Indiana

bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>>>Actually, I thought you comment was quite clever Melvin.  I laughed when
>>>I read it.  I have included alt.best.of.internet in the newsgroups line
>>>because that's where it belongs!  Lets be friends.
>>>
>>>
>>>	M
>>
>>Well mac, buddy, I'm sure you'll find this post equally amusing.
>>But as you sit there in the glow of what you think you've done,
>>let your eyes wander up to the header, specifically the Reply-To:
>>Now of course it goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway:
>>
>>Enjoy the fan mail.
>>
>>Your friend,
>>Melvin M. Gladstone
>
>Thanks Melvin, you are a pal.  And no, really, *you* enjoy the fan mail.
>
>
>	M

Very good, my adaptive young apprentice, but not good enough.  I'm
afraid you're going to have to come up with something both new and
original.  Take a close look at my .sig, and if you don't believe it,
just try.

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#   *   *  *      *      * *    *   *  **     \ __ /   #
#   *   *  *****  *****   *    ***  *   *      \__/    #
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#   My middle name is Millard (after Millard Fillmore) #
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#       Let's all be friends!  I have no e-mail.       #
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From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Natural World
Date: Tue, 14 Jul 92 12:10:24 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

Today on The Natural World:


                            The Recursive Chicken

The Recursive Chicken is an ancient species which has developed a unique
method of self-preservation.  The shells of its eggs are formed from a
hyper-dense material, and this allows them to warp space-time in accordance
with Einstein's theory of General Relativity.

Hence the eggs produced by each generation of recursive chicken contain the
chicks of the previous generation.  This means that any predator which
successfully killed a recursive chicken would cause an immense temporal
paradox.  The species is thus completely immune from predation.

From the biologist's point of view, the recursive chicken is a particularly
valuable discovery because it allows a simple answer to the question "Which
came first, the chicken or the egg?"  It is now believed that the first
chickens were recursive chickens, and that they laid themselves after
hatching.  Today's ordinary chickens are the mutant offspring of their
recursive ancestors.

The special defense developed by the recursive chicken is not without cost,
however.  Since only a single creature is required to successfully hatch
several of the previous generation, the chicken is rapidly dwindling in
numbers.  Nevertheless, a few specimens still survive.

To explain the numbers seen today, it is necessary to hypothesize that there
was an exponentially larger number of recursive chickens at some time in the
distant past. The earliest fossilized remains of a recursive proto-chicken
have been dated to the early Cretaceous period, and simple calculations show
that at that time the first generation of recursive chickens must have
covered the entire planet to a depth of 18.4 metres.

It is now believed that this is what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.


mathew
-- 
This disclaimer does not represent the views of Mantis Consultants Ltd
From: cjs@canctr.mc.duke.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Posts being misdirected
Date: 23 Jul 92 21:14:47 GMT
Reply-To: cjs@canctr.mc.duke.edu
Organization: Duke U. Med. Ctr., Durham, NC

I appologize for my reply getting posted to your bboard....but it is not
our fault that the originator of the subject cross-posted it to here. I
and the other people on the politics bboard, were just REPLYING. I do 
not follow this bboard, so I do not know what you do or don't discuss.
Instead of badgering us....tell your own readers to not cross post things
to your bboard that of no import to all of you.

		Caryl

cjs@canctr.mc.duke.edu