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Date:         Thu, 30 Jul 1992 16:44:55 EDT
From:         He who sleeps on toast <JFOOTE@BROWNVM.BITNET>

 I try to draw here three pictures about structure of Universe drawn by
 Hanna-Barbara.
.
. (I cannot draw here good circles so I draw them as lines, please
.  insert colour photographs of Hanna-Barbara's original pictures also here,
.  forget not big eyes, unnatural number of digits, stars representing pain)
.
.
.               Foghorn Leghorn periphery
   -----------------------------------------------
                                                   <-- (draw empty area here)

     0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0         (neutrinos, Falwell)
              Cecil Sea-Serpent periphery
     -------------------------------------------
                                                   <-- (draw empty area here)

       O  O  O  O  O  O  O  O  O  O  O  O  O           (neutrinos, R-rated)
                                                   <-- (draw empty area here)
                 Speed Racer periphery
       ---------------------------------------

                                                   <-- (draw radial lines here)
                 Mighty Mouse periphery
         -----------------------------------
                                                  <-- (draw empty area here)

            o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o             (neutrinos, soft core)
                                                  <-- (draw empty area here)

               Speedy Gonzales periphery                  (hard core)
               -----------------------
  "Diamond" -->                                  <-- (draw radial lines here)
  (hard core)
                        .
                    central pencil

 There exist several hundred thousands characters periphery around of
 "time's starting point" [commercials] inside of "bright fire ball"
 [TV set] that exploded as our primordial Universe. [Cool!]

 One radiation periphery represents Universe at certain point in "program"
 (my word "time" is descriptive here, because this picture is definition,
 horizontal hold is third knob left).

 Anti-World side explodes toward central point (=time's starting point in
 Big Bang) in picture. Universe now blackened like Yosemite Sam after
 cannon-blast.

 Hanna-Barbara said about two years ago that it is possible for neutrino to
 move in time, if you are able to knock neutrino's spin axis to opposite
 direction. She said of course neutrino look like accordion afterword, but
 miracle restored after next commercial.

 Hanna-Barbara said also that this object must have samekind of cover
 on its surface like "mirror" is (She said that it could be dangerous to try
 to go through character periphery, because object could burn [Lanacaine] and
 there could possible be no food to eat [no wabbits], and object could
 also remain in "wrong time"[old plot device]. She said also that if
 object moves a little from its original place in this case then it could
 get to "Anti-World" [Geraldo]).

 According to Hanna-Barbara's pictures Anti-World is in different place
 in time [oh, that explains it]. This also is why hard core called "diamond"
 escaped destruction at the beginning of our primordial Universe (in Big Bang).
 [Is that why reruns of "Lucy" are hard to find?]

 Other Hanna-Barbara's words:
 --------------------------

 Energy loss in red-shift in cosmic background radiation goes to the
 Anti-World, with cross-dressers and phone sex patrons.

 Two missing neutrinos (both two have negative mass) of four Dirac's neutrinos
 are in Anti-World [Terrible ratings, though].

 When I asked does there exist negative time, Hanna-Barbara answered
 that negative mass exists -- hence no fall from height until realization
 of peril.

 I don't know what time difference one "space-potato-head" (in our time units)
 corresponds, but space difference (height) of one "space-potato-head" (in our
 length units) is 20 - 30 centimeters. (World side of this object should be
 observable by aid of scattering experiments. "Space-potato-head" does not lie
 on the edge of Universe, but you can make thousands of friends by changing
 the pieces.)

 Expansion of our World will stop in future in its evolution cource. [Too
 late. No more natural selection for intelligence, in any case.]
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