HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hpky@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Date: 31 Jul 92 20:42:56 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Jul30.024546.840@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) explains:

>>>>[... not even sigs are safe ...]
>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>>>>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>>>>>>Eccles aka You can't do that - you never no where he's been.
>>>>>>Michael aka The Church Police
>>>>>>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting!
>>>>>Chris aka we have some Ram's bladder cup if that's what you prefer. .
>>>>James aka MORE BEANS!!!
>>>Michael aka Now, now. You know beans are off... 
>>Eccles aka BOOM!!! there goes one now.
>Meetch aka Should we burn 'im, bury 'im, dump 'im or eat 'im ?
James aka I think we've got an EATER, here!!
From: ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: seriousness
Date: 24 Jul 92 23:12:16 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) scribbled : 

=>
=>In article <1992Jul23.111334.21860@aber.ac.uk>, ssw9@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) writes:
=>
=>|> =>}	Live to flame, flame to live.
=>|> =>burn him its a witch..
=>|> Burn 'im 'cos he's serious .... witchness or duckness doesn't even come into
=>|> it ...
=>
=>neither does the plumage....
Or the nice, red uniforms .... nyeeaaaarrrrgggghhh [thud]

=>|> =>Jester aka lets mail-bomb him...NOT
=>|> Simon aka the Loony - fetch the comfy chair, he's committed heresy on the 
=>|> grounds of being serious!
=>-- lisa aka he's PINING for the FJORDS!!
Simon aka no ee's not .... ee's dead!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.COM 
Subject: twister
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 17:57:25 GMT


hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) scrawled:
> 
> |> Well, I had this great return flame all typed up, but I lost it before I could
> |> post it....Fate, eh? It was my first flame too, because, you see, *flames* are
> |> what are childish. I figured I had the right to do one since "most of you
> |> appear as 10 year olds". Oh, it had all kinds of quips about Craig starting his
> |> own newsgroup called alt.fan.monty-python.tightass, but *sigh* it was lost.
> |> I think I may have even called him a git or a nip or something...
> 	You call THAT a flame !?

lisa & Lisa & Tia are the main flames around here (saynomore......)

> |> 
> |> You see, Craig, there's this great thing called "unsubscribe." It's real easy.
> |> All you do is type "u" rather than "f". It's really that simple. 
> 	No, it's easier, I have an X terminal, and I can use a mouse.

So can I, but we should wait for the next cheese party, mate <SQUEAK!>

PKT aka Your entry for Upper Class Twit of the Year is in the mail, mate.
___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
Northern Hemisphere &		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
Western Hemisphere		||
Planet Earth			||			Squiffy
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wibble
Date: 21 Jul 92 17:04:35 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth


	In article <20JUL199221585993@venus.tamu.edu> 
	mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) did say :

<stuff deleted>
 ->>>>>>>>>>>       Yeah, that's what they always say .... you know, one lump of cheese
->>>>>>>>>>>leads to another ..... I know where you've hidden your mouse suit you, you
->>>>>>>>>>>you ...... MOUSE!
->>>>>>>>>>>Simon aka RodentExtermination Is Us....
->>>>>>>>>>Michael aka SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! (thump)
->>>>>>>>>Chris aka Poor little fellow.  He never 'ad a chance.
->>>>>>>>Michael aka shall we do 'im again? SQUEAK! oops...
->>>>>>>Chris aka Careful where you step.  You could trod upon 'im.
->>>>>>Meetch aka 's ok, there's plenty more where that came from.
->>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
->>>>Meetch aka Got any lingerie that'll fit 'im?
->>>Michael aka Yea, I got some. We're the same size. SQUEAK! ...Dammit!
->>James aka But Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!!
->Michael aka What's all this then? A Bill Cosby quote on a.f.m-p? Blasphemy!
->        You, Sir, are a GIT!
Pag aka now that is not nice.....it is ????


PS they have started to advertise that luverly Spiced Ham stuff here in good ol
    blighty (if any1 can understand the banter)

PPS I still resent being called a mouse (SQUEAK)
From: tcanham@kilroy.jpl.nasa.gov (Tim Canham)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: re: peasant's lecture on government
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:15:57 GMT
Reply-To: tcanham@kilroy.jpl.nasa.gov
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA

Thanks for all of you who responded to my question.  Only on the
Internet could you post a question about an obscure quote from a
Monty Python movie and get an answer in less than 20 minutes!  

BTW, the answer is:

"an independent anarcho-syndicalist commune"


---------------
"They always told me I would be a rocket scientist"
Timothy K. Canham                                          
tcanham@jpl.nasa.gov
In article <1992Jul29.155700.1750@elroy.jpl.nasa.gov> tcanham@kilroy.jpl.nasa.gov writes:
>For any of you m.p. buffs:  I need the answer to this question.
>
>In _Search for the Holy Grail_, when Arthur is trying to get to
>the castle, he argues with this peasant digging mud, who screams:
>"look, he's oppressing me!"
>
>Q: What was the form of goverment he claimed they were?  
>   (self-governing something)
>
>Please e-mail the reply to me as I never look at this group.
>
>
>---------------
>"They always told me I would be a rocket scientist"
>Timothy K. Canham                                          
>tcanham@jpl.nasa.gov
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Monday, 27 Jul 1992 13:26:22 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Some don't have a clue?
 <1992Jul25.044751.18824@DIALix.oz.au>
 <ins450m.712235086@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>

Halt! Stop! Warning! WARNING! W A R N I N G!

Lighten up, guys! The reason this group isn't moderated is primarily
because noone feels like it, but the other reason is in order to keep
to the freedom to post part of the 1st Ammendment (my version). If
some people like to talk about Python, let them! It doesn't _hurt_
anyone, so dun worry. If some people want to post udderly silly
massages, they can! Look, back to your corners, and come out mailing,
but stay of each other's backs.

Sal aka The Mostly Mild Medium Mediator

"It isn't if you win or lose, but how you place the blame."
From: v128juxa@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: twister
Date: 29 Jul 92 16:39:00 GMT
Organization: SUNY@Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <ins450m.712404703@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes...
>v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (SCHUYJUANNAH) writes:
> 
>>In article <27JUL199213311091@zeus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes...
>>>>> 
>>>>>lisa & Lisa & Tia are the main flames around here (saynomore......)
>>>>Wellum, we must be starting a *big* blaze 'round 'ere, then!
>>>Well I can beat a pair of lisas with a Tia kicker...here! I got a Royal Flush!
>>>Prince William, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Victoria, Mary Queen of Scots, and
>>>King Author!
>>How about King George I, II, III, IV and Louis XIV, XV, XVI? That's *my* kind
>>of royal flush! (or royal *blush*!)
>ARGH! Louis est on fyre!!!!
And George, wot about George????????

>>>>>> |> You see, Craig, there's this great thing called "unsubscribe." It's real easy.
>>>>>> |> All you do is type "u" rather than "f". It's really that simple. 
>>>>>> 	No, it's easier, I have an X terminal, and I can use a mouse.
>>>>> 
>>>>>So can I, but we should wait for the next cheese party, mate <SQUEAK!>
>>>>Yea, it's Wolfgang Amadeus Mausart!!!!!! We'll bring the cheeze, he can 
>>>>bring the baby grand.
>>>Who needs a baby grand? I got an adolescent whooping crane the size of France.
>>>D'accord. D'accord. Be sure to bring the cheese and I'll bring my mouse
>>>costume too...SQUEAK!
>>Yea, and Mausart can come along anyway with out the baby grand.
>Nsughty girl, keep those hormaones away from me.
No, I will not....Mausart is tray good, and you are going to hear him play
(with me, of course)  :)

>>>>>PKT aka Your entry for Upper Class Twit of the Year is in the mail, mate.
>>>>Tia aka very flatter'd you mention'd me in your postal servvies
>>>Michael aka You should o' seen where *I* mentioned ya...Whhaaa! Know-wot-I-mean?
>>Tia aka Yeam, I know Wot-You-Mean, but canst thou tellest me where 'tis?
>Eccles aka Everywhere, dear.
Tia aka so where is e'erywhere?
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Bath & Wells
Date: 27 Jul 92 02:57:56 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Jul24.231710.9104@aber.ac.uk> ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony) blasphemes:

>mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) scribbled : 

>[assorted stuff sacrificed to the Satanic `vi']
>=>Michael aka The Church Police
>=>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting! 
>No, you silly, silly person .... it's the Bishop of Leicester ....

>Simon aka not-the-Bishop of Bath & Wells
James aka "It's not-the-Bishop!!!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: love........
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 18:57:00 GMT


>>>>Meetch....you were my first true love.....
>>> 
>>>*deep sigh*  Blub blub blub....
>>> 
>>>>(I'll sit on your face and tell you that I love you...)
>>> 
>>>Oh, please do!  You know how much I like to hear you oralise when my face
>>>is between your thighs... :)
>>Life will be fine if we're all 279...hold a tic...439...347...oh bugger! 
> 
>Dyslexic people tend to break their backs 96ing..

Do midgets 48, instead of 96? Hmmm....

>>>> Lisa aka with all this free love going around someone's going to
>>>>          catch someting........
>>> 
>>>aah.. aaaahhh.. AAAAHH AAACHOO! *sniff*
>>> 
>>>>ps. Meetch....do you go?
>>> 
>>>I go, I come... I hang around traffic lights...
>>So that was *you*! Thought you looked familiar. Almost didn't recognize you
>>without the nightie...
> 
>ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!  Sprung!  I was hoping you wouldn't recognise me.  Yes, I'll
>admit I was waiting for some blind person to come along so I could go:
>'tick tick tick tick tick tick tick' and watch 'em get run over... there
>simply aren't enough accidents so I thought I'd go out of my way to cause
>a few...

You shoulda just stuck yer foot out in front of a lorry or two...or one of those
big double-decker busses...like that pepperpot in the animation. That'd do it.

>>>>pps. your red traffic lights make me hot......BOOM!
>>>>(sorry I've just exploded)
>>> 
>>>Umm.. oh dear.  I'm VERY sorry 'bout that.  I really should learn to
>>>not get anyone over-inflated... erm... anybody got a shovel ?
>>> 
>>>Meetch aka Why do they always explode at the least convenient times?
>>Michael aka ask the Von Zepplin Brothers
>Meetch aka Last time I asked 'em they were in tears.
Michael aka Must 'ave been on a Tuesday. It's hard to remember their mood  
    schedule sometimes:

        Monday:    jumping for joy
       Tuesday:    crying
     Wednesday:    breaking things starting with the letter "S"
      Thursday:    invent revolutionary new flying apparati
        Friday:    party
      Saturday:    visit Wicked Wanda's
        Sunday:    off

"Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."

                             -GNR
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: Antisemitism
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 13:41:48 GMT


In article <1992Jul23.035338.22134@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski) writes:
|> In <1992Jul20.172731.26745@newscan.canada.sun.com> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  spawns:

(a good deal of this has gone off to Finland - the country where'd I'd like
to be....)

|> >> >You're all very silly and I'm not going to interview you.
|> >> Yes you are.
|> >> 
|> >>You're all very silly and I'm not going to interview you.
|> >Yes you are.
|> 
|> >I have this strange feeling of deja vu.............
|> 

Yes, and tonight on IT'S THE MIND....

|> >mnSio
|> >PKT aka A glass of water, please...........
|> James aka Right! Off to the Dairy with him!!
-- lisa aka it's been done before...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: template@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Template Account)
Subject: Re: Splunge anyone?
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 13:35:10 GMT


In article <1459@lysator.liu.se> jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic)  
writes:
> 
> Yeah. Splunge for me too.
> 
> Jan aka Mr Anchovy
> 
> 
> --
> Jan Besehanic
> email: jan_b@lysator.liu.se
> New, improved .sig-file under construction.

Splunge here, too. (And dont think I'm trying to be a yes man)
From: Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Antisemitism
Date: 21 Jul 92 09:16:00 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

> Jan Besehanic writes:
> 
> Org.  : Lysator Academic Computer Club, Linkoping University, Sweden
> 
> You're all very silly and I'm not going to interview you.
> 


You stole my line (AND IT'S MY ONLY LIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!)

See also:  You stole myHREAAAAAAADDD!

And that's *not* even your nose, it's a false one!

  
--
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Just when you thought|         ==> Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca <==
it was safe...       | That's SUNNY Vancouver, British Columbia, *CANADA*!!
---------------------+------------------------------------------------------
He's BACK! The Car,  | George: Blackadder!  What time is it!?
The Cat, The Lunatic,| Edmund: Three o'clock in the afternoon, your highness.
---=The Jaguar!=---  | George: Oh thank GOD for that I thought I'd overslept!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
              "What, and interrupt my LUNCH?" - Cat, Red Dwarf


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: huangk@skyfox.usask.ca
Subject: Upper Class Twit of the Year.
Organization: University of Saskatchewan
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 19:38:35 GMT

Can anybody give me a list of the events in 'Upper Class Twit of the Year', list
of the competitors (if any).  Post responses to the Net.

Bye for now, Todd "Gumby" Fugleberg.

"...and there he sold contraceptives..."
"...With a melon?"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Lisas
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 23:04:56 GMT

In article <27JUL199213123580@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>>>[gooey green stuff sent to an alternate dimension]
>>>
>>>>>|> I'll take Big L, nothing against Little L, you see, but I like my letters big.
>>>>>
>>>>>oh, FINE, see if I care...
>>>>>
>>>>>(blah blah blah)
>Sorry, Little L...If the letters are too small, they slip through the holes
>in my--Hey!  get away from my meat grinder, boy!
>
>>>>>|> >mNSio kak Michael... is there any group I subscribe to that you
>>>>>|> >dont?
>>>>>|> Well, which do you subscribe to? I'm in alt.fan.monty-python (bet you didn't
>>>>>|> expect *that* one), alt.prose., alt.writing, alt.thrash,
>>>>>|> alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy, alt.leather.panties, alt.lemon.curry, alt.spam,
>>>>>|> rec.games.cellar, alt.Lisa.cooking, alt.lupin.bandit, and, finally...
>>>>>|> of course...alt.spanish.inquisition.
>>>>>
>>>>>I DIDN'T EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
>>>>>
>>>>>But wait a minute - I don't cook!  Oh, never mind, you capitalized the name,
>>>>>so it must be the other Lisa....
>Yes. You see, cooking has become a new obsession of mine. You're all invited
>to this little get together I'm having. I'll be serving roast lupin, spam,
>lemon curry, baked beans (or are they off?), lupin sorbet, unjugged rabbitfish,
>one dead bishop, and...of course...rat tart (without so much rat in it).
>Everyone is invited, especially Big L. Now where did I leave that snowplow?
>
>>>>>|> Michael aka also...net.sarchasm
>>>>>-- lisa aka yes, that response was a bit predictable - but is it what the
>>>>>        public wants?
>>>>Chris aka let's take a poll. . .
>>>James aka What you do on your own time is *your* business....
>>Chris aka Not THAT kind of poll, you silly boy.
>Michael aka I had a poll once...but those damned firemen kept sliding down it,
>all day long...down the poll, down the poll...I tell you, it's enough to
>drive a silly man to the storage jars.
Chris aka Oh, no!  Not. . .(insert screeching chord here) THE STORAGE JARS!!!!
AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Monday, 27 Jul 1992 14:03:39 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
 <1992Jul27.125907.9146@ulowell.ulowell.edu> <168318F58.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>

In article <168318F58.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu says:
>In article <1992Jul27.125907.9146@ulowell.ulowell.edu>
>lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
>>In article <Bs04Mr.59H@casper.cs.uct.ac.za>, asturman@casper.cs.uct.ac.za (A
>Sturman) writes:
>>|> Is the Lumberjack song a natural logarithm?
>>
>>* G R O A N *
>>
>>|> Andrew , net.punster

I don't know, but:
    The knights of n** are out of joint.


>>-- lisa aka Church Police and we're going to have to take you in for that...
>>Chris aka Call the barrister and get out the smelly hanky and the Comfy Chair!
Sal aka Why not? Besides, I like a bisquit and tea at 11.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: seriousness
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:06:32 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:
}	What do most of the posts here have to do with MPFC ?
}	Nothing in my perception.  It looks like about 5 people
}	being silly and going back and forth with inside jokes.
}	There is the occasional puny reference to spam or hells
}	grannies, but that's about it.  

because we like it silly boy...and if you don't like it go to alt.cult-movies 
and discuss such drivel....serious posts happne about once eveeryt 50 or so 
posts and disravel due to the insanity of watching MPFC 40hrs/day for 15 
straight years. so I fart in your general diecrtion and make funny noises
with my armpits at you.....

}	I like/love MPFC as much as the next guy/gal, but what are
}	you all on about here?  It is totally wasting net space, and
}	making most of you appear to me as 10 year olds who still haven't
}	gotten over the excitemnt of a terminal on the net. 

hell, I have always been a 10 year old and have been posting to this
group since last october....and still have not changed my ways....hell
i almost lost my account for 100 consecutive posts to this newsgroup
with only one line added at the end in April....during the fabled 'aka' wars.

}	Let's talk about MPFC and related projects.  What is Terry Gilliam
}	doing these days?  Does he/did he ever want to do an animated
}	movie in his usual style?  I saw Graham Chapman years ago on a
}	campus tour before his death, I let you know what he said
}	and some of his stories, but you have to be interested in MPFC,
}	and not this bullshit!

I refuse to answer on the grouns that its far to serious here....

}	Live to flame, flame to live.

burn him its a witch..

Jester aka lets mail-bomb him...NOT
-- 
\ /  /    / /  /\
 \\/ \/\ /\ \/ \/_
 / \/  /   \ \/ \
 .sig is homeless...can you spare a dime??? will work for food....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: Lisas
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 13:44:00 GMT


In article <24JUL199200183497@venus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

|> >>>Guys......
|> >>>There are only two of us......so GET IT RIGHT!!!!!
|> >>Two is plenty enough for me...
|> >Plenty? One too many i think. (I'm not saying which one should go
|> >tho'.
|> I'll take Big L, nothing against Little L, you see, but I like my letters big.

oh, FINE, see if I care...

(blah blah blah)

|> >mNSio kak Michael... is there any group I subscribe to that you
|> >dont?
|> Well, which do you subscribe to? I'm in alt.fan.monty-python (bet you didn't
|> expect *that* one), alt.prose., alt.writing, alt.thrash, 
|> alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy, alt.leather.panties, alt.lemon.curry, alt.spam,
|> rec.games.cellar, alt.Lisa.cooking, alt.lupin.bandit, and, finally...
|> of course...alt.spanish.inquisition.

I DIDN'T EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

But wait a minute - I don't cook!  Oh, never mind, you capitalized the name,
so it must be the other Lisa....

|> Michael aka also...net.sarchasm 
-- lisa aka yes, that response was a bit predictable - but is it what the
	public wants?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Lisas
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 05:18:00 GMT

In article <sprooney.711922470@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) writes...
> 
>>>Guys......
>>>There are only two of us......so GET IT RIGHT!!!!!
>>Two is plenty enough for me...
>Plenty? One too many i think. (I'm not saying which one should go
>tho'.
I'll take Big L, nothing against Little L, you see, but I like my letters big.

>>>I'm Lisa with the big L
>>Okay. I'm game. How big *is* that "L"?
>Well, after that accident with the chainsaw...
You don't have to tell *me* about it...I was there...got this scar right here..

>>>Lisa aka wouldn't you like to know
>>Michael aka I damn sure would
>mNSio kak Michael... is there any group I subscribe to that you
>dont?

Well, which do you subscribe to? I'm in alt.fan.monty-python (bet you didn't
expect *that* one), alt.prose., alt.writing, alt.thrash, 
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy, alt.leather.panties, alt.lemon.curry, alt.spam,
rec.games.cellar, alt.Lisa.cooking, alt.lupin.bandit, and, finally...
of course...alt.spanish.inquisition.

>>      "Big lizard in my backyard. Can't afford to feed it anymore.
>>       Big liazrd in my backyard. Busting down my neighbor's door.
>>       Yeah, I bought a big lizard only a dollar-fifty.
>>       Yeah, that's pretty neat. Well, that's fucking nifty.
>>       But I just can't afford to feed it.
>>       And you should see the way it shits!"
> 
>>                            The Dead Milkmen

Michael aka also...net.sarchasm 
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