From: saxe@alanine.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: hull
Keywords: tigers
Date: 21 Nov 92 20:56:12 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

In article <1992Nov21.104605.13684@daimi.aau.dk> rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen) writes:

>That does it; I now declare rec.sport.soccer the official fishing group
>of alt.fan.warlord. 

Wait a minute, slow down.  You must not have been to rec.arts.comics.misc
recently.  See what I found:

It has been way too long since I went there.  Look at all the joyful delights 
I have found over there:
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From: SATELLITE@eldi.epfl.ch (Uncle Alias)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: Elfquest: Hidden Years #4 (Spoilers)
Date: 16 Nov 92 14:37:12 GMT

	"Fire in Harmony!.."						Alias
					who hasn't received THY #3 yet (grrr!)


SIG v.2.5   //||              |||||||||||||||||  ## Stephane "Alias" GALLAY
          //  ||         ()    \\                ## c/o satellite@eldi.epfl.ch 
        //    ||                 \\              ##
      // \\|||||||||     ||  ||\\  \\            ## "Tout est dans rien
    //    \\  ||  ||     ||  ||  \\  \\          ##  et rien est dans tout
  //       \\ ||  ||     ||  ||        \\        ##  et reciproquement..."
//          \\||  |||||  ||  ||||||||||||\\      ## (Pierre DAC)
"Stay not on the precipice with the dress of matter, for there is a place for
thy image in a realm ever splended." (the Chaldean oracle of Zoroaster)

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You have such a ridiculous signature, and it's version number 2.5?  One 72
point ExtraHideous SlashNTrash BUAF, two---no, three stupid quotes (almost
missed the one in the signoff, and the attempt to claim the nickname
"ALIAS"?!  Sheesh!!

"Stay not on the precipice with the stupid signature, for there is no place
for thy buaf in a realm ever splendid." (the short oracle of alt.fan.warlord)
                                   ^

Can anyone make out what the BUAF says, anyway?  All I can manage is ALirS.

Two and a half bah's.  Joe Bob says don't check it out.
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From: ejs16@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Eric Jaron Stieglitz)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: Jim Lee rips off Frank Miller??
Date: 19 Nov 92 01:24:47 GMT


/////////
Place your .sig here...Any ideas?
Eric Jaron Stieglitz       
"DragonEyes" a.k.a "Torque" a.k.a. ejs16@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu

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Yes, lots.  How about:

--
I want to show my lack of imagination:
"DragonSmell" a.k.a "Tongue" a.k.a ejs16@columbia.uucp.edu
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From: ckc1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CEDRICK KIT CHAN)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: Jim Lee rips off Frank Miller??
Date: 16 Nov 92 16:45:47 GMT

-- 

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| You wanted the best;  You got the best! |     Paul Stanley, 1977
-------------------------------------------
Cedrick  Chan,  a lost demented soul

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I *AM* the best, idjet.  Oh, you're a lost demented soul.  That explains
everything.
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From: albert@chain.ssctr.bcm.tmc.edu (Rick Jones)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: Opinions about _The Spectre_
Date: 17 Nov 92 02:16:56 GMT

-- 
Rick Jones				Systems Support Center
albert@bcm.tmc.edu			Baylor College of Medicine
Voice: 713-798-7352			standard disclaimers apply
		Don't flame me because I'm beautiful.

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Okay.  I'll flame you because your signature is stupid.
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From: lf7z@ellis.uchicago.edu (Glenn of the Flies)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: Grimjack!
Date: 18 Nov 92 22:02:44 GMT

Pax ex machina,
Glenn, GrimFan extraordinnaire
......................................................................
"Real as anyplace you've been. Get a life!  From the dreamer's dream."
  --- Peter Gabriel
g-carnagey@uchicago.edu, if you must know
......................................................................

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"Stupid as anything you've seen.  Get a life!  From the warlorder's dream"
  --- Me

Now I, as much as anyone I know, including English teachers, feel that there 
is a definite need for periods.  But there comes a point that anything, no 
matter how benign, can become harmful when too much is present.  Here is a
clear example.  Clearly over twenty five times the RDA of periods, this can
lead to blindness and early senility.  Clearly, this warning is too late for
this gentleman, but maybe it can help others.
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From: geirj@hsr.no (Geir Friestad)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Collected Omaha # 5
Date: 16 Nov 92 17:38:05 GMT

       ////////   ///////    ////////   Geir Friestad, Norway
     ///        ///   ///  ///        Internet address for
    ///        ///   ///  ///        the brave ones :
    ////////   ///////    ////////  geirj@hsr.no

Reality is for people who can't face anime / Death to bootleggers!

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alt.fan.warlord if for people who can't face that their signature sucks /
Death to barphics!
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From: ast2r@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Andrew Symons Troth)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: Why do people HATE Image?
Date: 17 Nov 92 05:11:07 GMT

cheers,
	AST
:w
:q

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Not really a signature, but I couldn't pass it up.

^X^Cy
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From: sewon@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (WAYNE WONG)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Convention News ...
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:41:00 GMT

 - Wayne. 
 =========================================================================
    W     A     Y     N     E     .     A     .     W     O     N     G
 =========================================================================
                                                SEWON@LIMS01.LERC.NASA.GOV

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 ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 W   H   Y   .   D   O   .   Y   O   U   .   D   O   .   T   H   I   S
 ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
                                              B1FF@STUPIDSITE.NASA.GOV

Next up, a signature from one of our friends in Canada:
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From: rick@CERCA.UMontreal.CA (Richard Lefebvre)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: Tintin Cronology
Date: 18 Nov 92 05:22:45 GMT

Rick
-- 
Richard Lefebvre               CEntre de Recherche en Calcul Applique (CERCA)
Email: rick@CERCA.UMontreal.CA                 5160 Boul. Decarie, bureau 400
tel: (514)369-5224, fax:-3880                                Montreal H3X 2H9
****************     This is a usenet friendly signature     ****************

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################    This is a usenet unfriendly warlording   ################

I think I'll fax it to him.  How convenient that he left his number.

Up next, a signature that asks the question:  Eric Sansoni and Ed McMahon:
separated at birth?
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From: GPS108@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Peter David sinks to new depths
Date: 17 Nov 92 02:45:26 GMT

                                        -----Eric Sansoni

Peter Venkman: You've been running your ass off meeting and greeting every
               schizo in the 5 boroughs who says he had a paranormal
               experience; what have you seen?
Ray Stantz   : Of course you forget, Peter, I was present at an undersea,
               unexplained mass sponge migration.
Peter Venkman: Aw, Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot-and-a-half.
>From Ghostbusters

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Very funny.  Unfortunately, the only thing funny is your lack of a sense of
humor.  You are hereby sentenced to read every single Family Circus ever 
written, until you finish, or you come to a better sense of what is not 
funny, whichever comes first.

And now a word from someone who's been multiplying too much in C:
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From: we@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Winfield Eng)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: Catwoman: feminist or femme fatale?
Date: 18 Nov 92 14:53:24 GMT


*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
*  The Grand Inquisitor     *  "A man with one watch knows what time it is,   *
* we@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu *   but a man with two is never sure."            *
*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*

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Aside from a barfluous border with definite asterisk abuse, a stupid quote,
a stupid nickname, and an internet address that we could have gotten from
the header, not bad.  Wait---oops, sorry, there's no signature left.

"A man with one asterisk knows where to multiply, but a man with two is
NOT EVEN CLOSE TO HOARDING AS MANY AS ME!!!!"

And now a signature from the next winner of the Ig Noble Poetry Prize:
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From: cornwall@bach.udel.edu (Ray J Cornwall)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Re: Ramblings and Rumors
Date: 18 Nov 92 14:49:30 GMT

Ray
U of D
"My name is Ray
 And I am funky
 My name is Ray
 The one and only"

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Hmmm...I haven't seen such wretched poetry since...hmmm...no, I've never seen
such wretched poetry.  And so boring too.  Lets give him some new ideas.
Ray, try something a bit more...original.  Like...

A limerick!                             A haiku!

There once was this eediot named Ray,   My name is not Ray
Who was having a sort-of good day.      For I have good sense and taste.
When, just then, he turned,                        Most of all, a brain.
And saw he'd been burned.
alt.fan.warlord'd seen his signature since May!

Free verse!                     Fill yours in!!!!

God, what a wretched mess,      ________________________________
White space like there was no   ________________________________
Tomorrow.                       ________________________________
Stupid self-quote               ________________________________
Signifying Nothing.             ________________________________

And now there's this signature from a *real* weirdo:
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Eddie "Who're you calling weirdo?" Saxe
-- 
saxe@cs.unc.edu          Posted from the Chapel Hill Zoo (fence not included).
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord