HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Metch and Jester
Date: 21 Jul 92 17:07:29 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth


	In article <20JUL199222175877@venus.tamu.edu> 
	mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) did say :

->>>>|>||> I didn't say I loved you in the biblical sense...........
->>>>|>||> although for a small nominal fee, I'd think about it.
->
->Selling! Selling's good. Wicked! You're wicked! (and I should know)
->
->>>>|>|a small fee?  Really, now, if you're going to ask for a fee, you might as well
->>>>>>|make some PROFIT out of it...
->>>>|>|
->>>>|>||> Monty Python IS the world.
->>>>|>|
->>>>|>|Python is my religion!
->>>>|>John Cleese for pope!!!!!!
->>>>|
->>>>|Yes, then 'e can change the Catholic's minds about sperm...
->>>
->>>>Yes! Sperm! Sperm! loverly sperm! sperm and sperm and eggs and sperm and ..
->>>
->>>>erm ... (blush) ... hhaha ... sorry, t'won't happen again ...
->>>
->>>Well, I am a PROTESTANT, and because Martin Luther nailed his 95
->>>Theses to the bathroom door, I can walk into the Chemist's and proudly
->>>say, "Harry, I would like to buy a condom.  In fact, I'd like
->>>some French Ticklers..."
->
->I want some spam scented cologne.
->
->>>>|>|
->>>>|>||> Lisa aka Help, I'm being oppressed.
->>>>|>||>                (or repressed, depressed, possessed, or depressed
->>>>|>||> repressed , possessed and oppressed....which ever you perfer)
->>>>|>|-- lisa aka yet another one
->>>>|>Jos aka Some day I'll learn how spell Leicestet ... *sigh*
->>>>|Meetch aka Then you can work up to WorcestershirP. *double sigh*
->>>>Jos aka I'd like to be baptised with an inflatable axe please ...
->>>James aka It's spelled "Hanan"
->>Chris aka Get yer inflatable cutting tools 'ere!
->Michael aka Hampstead wasn't *good* enough for you! You had to go bouncing
->  off for Barnsley!
Pag aka there's nowt wrong with Barnsley, all that luverly coal-mining
        (well sort off)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: SNUGGLING BUNNIES
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 05:18:30 GMT

jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) did say:

>|}Morjens aka anyone else not content wiff my little scheme of marching up
>|}and down the square?
>|Jester aka it workwed for Hitler in 1938
>Jos aka No, no, no! It's `Hilter' not `Hitler' ... ahahaah ... not me!
Meetch aka I'll be sleeping in...

>ps. The first one to say `sn*ggl*b*nn**s' will be spanked with a 
>    smelly hanky! Be warned! Read the TWWNATS list first, before
>    you post (TWWNATS = The Words We're Not Allowed To Say)
pps. Does that include "NI!" ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: twister
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:31:00 GMT

>>> |> Well, I had this great return flame all typed up, but I lost it before I could
>>> |> post it....Fate, eh? It was my first flame too, because, you see, *flames* are
>>> |> what are childish. I figured I had the right to do one since "most of you
>>> |> appear as 10 year olds". Oh, it had all kinds of quips about Craig starting his
>>> |> own newsgroup called alt.fan.monty-python.tightass, but *sigh* it was lost.
>>> |> I think I may have even called him a git or a nip or something...
>>> 	You call THAT a flame !?
>> 
>>lisa & Lisa & Tia are the main flames around here (saynomore......)
>Wellum, we must be starting a *big* blaze 'round 'ere, then!
Well I can beat a pair of lisas with a Tia kicker...here! I got a Royal Flush!
Prince William, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Victoria, Mary Queen of Scots, and
King Author!

>>> |> You see, Craig, there's this great thing called "unsubscribe." It's real easy.
>>> |> All you do is type "u" rather than "f". It's really that simple. 
>>> 	No, it's easier, I have an X terminal, and I can use a mouse.
>> 
>>So can I, but we should wait for the next cheese party, mate <SQUEAK!>
>Yea, it's Wolfgang Amadeus Mausart!!!!!! We'll bring the cheeze, he can 
>bring the baby grand.

Who needs a baby grand? I got an adolescent whooping crane the size of France.
D'accord. D'accord. Be sure to bring the cheese and I'll bring my mouse
costume too...SQUEAK!

>>PKT aka Your entry for Upper Class Twit of the Year is in the mail, mate.
>Tia aka very flatter'd you mention'd me in your postal servvies
Michael aka You should o' seen where *I* mentioned ya...Whhaaa! Know-wot-I-mean?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 04:37:50 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal) blabbed:


>>>>>In re to Dawn...........
>>>>>liar
>>>>>sinner
>>>>>pagan
>>>>>EVIL TEMPTRESS
>>>>Three of my favourite pastimes, followed by my favourite thing... >:)
>>>Meetch. I love you.
>>Oh dear, not another one...
>Have you ever considered a job in WWWC?
Ummm.. no thanks.  I'm busy enuff as is, and besides - I have other things to
do and am keeping occupied.  Oh dear, I'm blabbering myself.  I'll shut up
now.  Honest!  *sigh* You do have a strange effect on me, SmoNi.

>>>>Ooooh!  That's enough to turn ANY red-blooded Aussie type Bruce on!  Tell
>>>>me more, puhlease!!!!
>>>Um... bottom?
>>I prefer the word BUM.  It's well... you know.. erm.. ermm....... easier to
>>spell.
>Yeah, well, I've gotten edumicated! (I'm in college, you know... I'm
>trying to reverse the aforementioned process.)
Keep tryin'... you're gettin' there.

>>>>Meetch aka Talk dirty to me.
>>>SnoiM
>>>Mud.
>>Meetch aka Ooooh, SMion stop that! *giggle*
>IOSmn kak well, I have to convince you The Celler's a nice place
>somehow.
Meetch aka I *KNOW* it's a nice place, but I'm tied up at the moment.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm)
Subject: Lots of bullshit posts here!
Organization: Ocean Sciences Centre
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 18:43:32 GMT


	What do most of the posts here have to do with MPFC ?
	Nothing in my perception.  It looks like about 5 people
	being silly and going back and forth with inside jokes.
	There is the occasional puny reference to spam or hells
	grannies, but that's about it.  

	I like/love MPFC as much as the next guy/gal, but what are
	you all on about here?  It is totally wasting net space, and
	making most of you appear to me as 10 year olds who still haven't
	gotten over the excitemnt of a terminal on the net. 

	
	Let's talk about MPFC and related projects.  What is Terry Gilliam
	doing these days?  Does he/did he ever want to do an animated
	movie in his usual style?  I saw Graham Chapman years ago on a
	campus tour before his death, I let you know what he said
	and some of his stories, but you have to be interested in MPFC,
	and not this bullshit!

	
	Live to flame, flame to live.

	Craig (spam) Hamm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: seriousness
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:21:00 GMT

>>=>|> =>}	Live to flame, flame to live.
>>=>|> =>burn him its a witch..
>>=>|> Burn 'im 'cos he's serious .... witchness or duckness doesn't even come into
>>=>|> it ...
>>=>
>>=>neither does the plumage....
>>Or the nice, red uniforms .... nyeeaaaarrrrgggghhh [thud]
> 
>>=>|> =>Jester aka lets mail-bomb him...NOT
>>=>|> Simon aka the Loony - fetch the comfy chair, he's committed heresy on the 
>>=>|> grounds of being serious!
>>=>-- lisa aka he's PINING for the FJORDS!!
>>Simon aka no ee's not .... ee's dead!
>James aka No. No. He's just stunned.
Michael aka *hits cage* Look! He moved! There! 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 15:10:14 GMT

In article <24JUL199200064064@venus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>In article <ins450m.711791299@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes...
>>mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>
>>>>>{R.I.P} AGAIN! And let that be a warning to you all!
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>=> Pag aka I am not a mouse but I know someone who was..
>>>>>>>>>>>       Yeah, that's what they always say .... you know, one lump of cheese
>>>>>>>>>>>leads to another ..... I know where you've hidden your mouse suit you, you
>>>>>>>>>>>you ...... MOUSE!
>>>>>>>>>>>Simon aka RodentExtermination Is Us....
>>>>>>>>>>Michael aka SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! AAAAAGGGGHHHHH! (thump)
>>>>>>>>>Chris aka Poor little fellow.  He never 'ad a chance.
>>>>>>>>Michael aka shall we do 'im again? SQUEAK! oops...
>>>>>>>Chris aka Careful where you step.  You could trod upon 'im.
>>>>>>Meetch aka 's ok, there's plenty more where that came from.
>>>>>Michael aka Let's make tart out o' him.
>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>Eccles aka You can't do that - you never no where he's been.
>Michael aka The Church Police
>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting!
Chris aka we have some Ram's bladder cup if that's what you prefer. .
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (George McNoudal)
Subject: Re: Lots of bullshit posts here!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:42:12 GMT



>	What do most of the posts here have to do with MPFC ?
>	Nothing in my perception.  It looks like about 5 people
>	being silly and going back and forth with inside jokes.
>	There is the occasional puny reference to spam or hells
>	grannies, but that's about it.  

OK. I see your point. A few peeps have posted saying the same thing,
and to an extent, I agree. (Shock! Horror!)

>	I like/love MPFC as much as the next guy/gal, but what are
>	you all on about here?  It is totally wasting net space, and
>	making most of you appear to me as 10 year olds who still haven't
>	gotten over the excitemnt of a terminal on the net. 

Listen. We're all subscribed to any newsgroup because we enjoy it. I
love monty Python too, as do most of the posters, but we're only
having fun.

>	Let's talk about MPFC and related projects.  What is Terry Gilliam
>	doing these days?  Does he/did he ever want to do an animated
>	movie in his usual style?  I saw Graham Chapman years ago on a
>	campus tour before his death, I let you know what he said
>	and some of his stories, but you have to be interested in MPFC,
>	and not this bullshit!

All of us are interested in M-P, and you're welcome to post all you
want about it. I'd be glad to see a few more decent post around as
well. The thing is that a lot of conversations get worn out, and so
aren't worth posting again and again. If you have summat decent to
say, say it.

Happy?
nSiom
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Philosopher's song
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 02:32:50 GMT

wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu (William C. Haga) writes:

>In article <1992Jul28.122145.3481@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu (William C. Haga) sez:
>>
>>>Now, I've seen the words to the philosopher's song posted here before,
>>>but I ignorantly neglected to save it, thinking, "Ha, *I've* got both
>>>volumes of 'All the Words', and needn't save this!".  Of course, most
>>>of you are well aware that the philospher's song was not in the
>>>original TV script.  So, I humbly request that someone email them to
>>>me.
>>
>>Orroit everyone!  Let's SPAM 'is mailbox!!!!!
>>
>>>At first I felt guilty about wasting bandwidth with yet another request
>>>like this, but not after having read the last 200 posts to this group!
>>
>>Only 200 ?  R U a slow reader or wot ? 8)
>>
>> [other Meetch stabbings trimmed]
>>
>>>With highest regards,
>>With contempt,
>>
>>>Bill (wchaga@vela.acs.oakland.edu)
>>Meetch aka Id's dot fuddy.
>Now, there's no one who enjoys a good laugh more than I do....well.....
>actually, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I, but that's beside
>the point.  Let me just publicly embarrass Meetch by saying that he
>secretly is a nice guy, that he is a Mason, and that he sent me the
>words I asked for, all in the right order.

*THUMP* *BAM* NYEAARRRRGH!  Don't give me that you snotty faced heap of
parrot droppings!!!!  Shut yer festering gob ya tit!

>Bill
Meetch aka Get *dramatic pause* the COMFY CHAIR!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Lisas
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 08:32:50 GMT

In article <21JUL199214111827@zeus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>
>>> Guys......
>>>
>>> There are only two of us......so GET IT RIGHT!!!!!
>>>
>>> I'm Lisa with the big L
>>>
>>
>>
>>Phew, that's a relief, I thought you were Lisa with the big ... (I'm sorry, I'm
>>sorry, I'll start again.  BUM!  OH WHAT A GIVEAWAY!)
>>
>
>Hey! We'll have none of *that* around here! This is a perfectly decent posting
>so far, sensible enough for the whole family, and here you go trying to ruin it
>by making fun of Lisa's big...big...Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy! That *is* a big--UMPH!
>                                 {thud}
>
>
>"Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."
>
>                             -GNR
Chris aka I herby retract my previous statement.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: BWOODAR1@ua1vm.ua.edu
Subject: Re: movie scripts wanted
Organization: The University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 19:10:21 GMT

I have scripts for Holy Grail and Life of Brian.  They're too long to post, so
e-mail me if you want them...
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: just sigs now {munch munch} (was Re: wibble)
Date: 27 Jul 92 02:55:30 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1682E9D16.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu reverses peristolysis:

[... not even sigs are safe ...]

>>>>>Chris aka I'll put the oven on. . .
>>>>Michael aka Let's eat him raw...
>>>Eccles aka You can't do that - you never no where he's been.
>>Michael aka The Church Police
>>     *enters room* Here! Is that Ratboy tart? Disgusting!
>Chris aka we have some Ram's bladder cup if that's what you prefer. .
James aka MORE BEANS!!!
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Some don't have a clue?
Date: 30 Jul 92 17:26:59 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

> 
> Well it keeps me mildly insane.  I'm afraid that one day I'll wake up sane
> and worry about not being even the slightest bit insane, hence driving myself
> into a state of total insanity.
> 
>>>>>Meetch aka So burn me. :)
>>>>Eccles aka Fyre fyre fyre
>>>Meetch aka *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* AHARRRHAAA, ya missed!
>>Eccles aka You filthy swine - you've dirtied my "I hate Collingwood" flag.
> Meetch aka Sorry 'bout that, and CARN THE BOMBERS!!!!!!
It's not the year of the bomber this year is it?
CARN THE ANTI-FOOTBALL LEAGUE! (EXCEPT THE COODABEENS)


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 05:27:52 GMT

mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) rats:


>>>Meetch....you were my first true love.....
>> 
>>*deep sigh*  Blub blub blub....
>> 
>>>(I'll sit on your face and tell you that I love you...)
>> 
>>Oh, please do!  You know how much I like to hear you oralise when my face
>>is between your thighs... :)
>Life will be fine if we're all 279...hold a tic...439...347...oh bugger! 

Dyslexic people tend to break their backs 96ing..

>>> Lisa aka with all this free love going around someone's going to
>>>          catch someting........
>> 
>>aah.. aaaahhh.. AAAAHH AAACHOO! *sniff*
>> 
>>>ps. Meetch....do you go?
>> 
>>I go, I come... I hang around traffic lights...
>So that was *you*! Thought you looked familiar. Almost didn't recognize you
>without the nightie...

ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!  Sprung!  I was hoping you wouldn't recognise me.  Yes, I'll
admit I was waiting for some blind person to come along so I could go:
'tick tick tick tick tick tick tick' and watch 'em get run over... there
simply aren't enough accidents so I thought I'd go out of my way to cause
a few...

>>>pps. your red traffic lights make me hot......BOOM!
>>>(sorry I've just exploded)
>> 
>>Umm.. oh dear.  I'm VERY sorry 'bout that.  I really should learn to
>>not get anyone over-inflated... erm... anybody got a shovel ?
>> 
>>Meetch aka Why do they always explode at the least convenient times?
>Michael aka ask the Von Zepplin Brothers
Meetch aka Last time I asked 'em they were in tears.
From: cknudson@Auspex.COM (Cliff Knudson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Twit Contest
Date: 31 Jul 92 13:27:37 GMT
Distribution: usa


	I was wondering if anyone can tell me where I might get a
copy of the monty python Twit Contest skit?  This was one of the 
funniest skits I have ever seen.  Sure appreciate the help!


-- 
   Cliff Knudson    San Jose, Ca.    408-492-0900     cknudson@auspex.com
 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 14:42:45 GMT

In article <3171@dozo.and.nl>
jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
 
>
>In article <16831110EB.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>|In article <27JUL199213033812@zeus.tamu.edu>
>|mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>|
>|>
>|>>>(excess silliness trimmed off)
>|>>
>|>>>>>ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!  Sprung!  I was hoping you wouldn't recognise me.  Yes, I'll
>|>>>>>admit I was waiting for some blind person to come along so I could go:
>|>>>>>'tick tick tick tick tick tick tick' and watch 'em get run over... there
>|>>>>>simply aren't enough accidents so I thought I'd go out of my way to cause
>|>>>>>a few...
>|>>>>You shoulda just stuck yer foot out in front of a lorry or two...or one of those
>|>>>>big double-decker busses...like that pepperpot in the animation. That'd do it.
>|>>>| I prefer medium-sized glass jars to pepperpots.
>|>>
>|>>>Anyways, as I way saying, tonight on STORAGE JARS...  no, that's not right...
>|>>
>|>>Actually, it's "Good Evening, and welcome to BLACKMAIL, the programme where ..."
>|>>(excess quote deleted)
>|>>
>|>>
>|>>>-- lisa aka I had to chop off all the other aka's 'cause I didn't know which
>|>>>      ones belonged here, sorry
>|>>James aka Well, at least you had aka's to chop off! In my day we didn't have
>|>>aka's. We had to write everything down on a piece of paper and put it in the
>|>>Post-box...
>|>Michael aka Pure luxury! We used to send ours by Pony Express, after we etched
>|>our aka's in stone with our noses...
>|Chris aka You were lucky to have noses!  WE used to have to write them in our
>|own earwax and let it harden on the papyrus.  Then, we'd put them into jars
>|and float them down-river.
>
>Earwax? Did you say `earwax'? Pure luxury! When we wanted to write something,
>we took one of our 23498723 dead little brothers, chopped his legs off and
>sprayed the blood around, trying to write on the floor! And when I say
>floor, I actually mean the pile of smelly bird droppings we used to live in.
>
>Jos aka But We Were Lucky In Those Days!
>
You were lucky to have 23498723 brothers!  We only had .000000001246579!
Not much writin' fluids to go 'round.  We had to endorse out 2pence/year
paychecks in our own urine!
> Chris aka And if you told kids today that ... they wouldn't believe you!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: Words to the Lumberjack Song??
Originator: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 20:38:25 GMT


In article <3148@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:

|> I am curious to know
|> |the words to the lunberjack's song.

|> Ok! Everybody Sing! an' a one, an' a two an' a one two three four:
|> 
|> I'm a lumberjack and I'm Ok,
|> I sleep all night an' I work all day!
I chop down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory,
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea!

|> Jos aka *GORN*!
-- lisa aka anyone wish to continue?
From: hpky@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Hanan Polanski)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Antisemitism
Date: 23 Jul 92 03:48:23 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <13601@mindlink.bc.ca> Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) writes:

>> Jan Besehanic writes:
>> 
>> Org.  : Lysator Academic Computer Club, Linkoping University, Sweden
>> 
>> You're all very silly and I'm not going to interview you.
>> 


>You stole my line (AND IT'S MY ONLY LIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!)

>See also:  You stole myHREAAAAAAADDD!

>And that's *not* even your nose, it's a false one!

Well, um ... yeah, we did the nose ...


James aka Are you thinking about the question or are you in fact ... dead??
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 06:21:00 GMT

>>* G R O A N *
>Right stop that groaning, next thing you'll be moaning as well
>and you know what that leads to, don't you, saying Larg and Gorn
>and the next thing you know you'll be leading small kiddies astray
>away from the paths of righteousnees and good and making them 
>listen to Barry Manalow records the stupid bastard doesn't even know 
>what a note is  let alone can he sing one two three four left right left
>right....... what was I talking about?

You were talking about all the moaning and groaning going on around here. 
Sounds like a bunch of mommy's boys if you ask me... Everyone talking this way
and that way about Oriental Fortunetellers with spotty behinds popping
blackheads all the while the struggling artists among us have to listen to
their jibbering banter about novels and poems and broccoli but you can't get a 
good plate of spam around here not with the lemon curry fetishes going around
and the curse'd vikings sailing back and forth back and forth just looking
for some sign of that albatross...  Hmm? Did you say something?

>>|> Andrew , net.punster     
>>-- lisa aka Church Police and we're going to have to take you in for that...
>Eccles aka <innocent> In where? (Wow!)
Michael aka where do you think? (nudge) Let's go!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Graham Chapman drinking story
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 07:53:27 GMT

coxm@Software.Mitel.COM (Michael Cox) concedes:

>Two things:

>1) Alright Craig, what are the answers?
*grin* Graham Chapman is one of John Cleese's friends.  He is now Madam Palm,
astrologist for the LeicesteP rost.
As for Pascall's bon-bons, he wanted four ounces but got closer to three.
When he pointed out the mistake, the lady "said that she hadn't fought in two
world wars to have little shitheads lime him telling her how to weigh
sweeties."  Surprisingly enough, Graham never went into that shop again.

>AND
>2) I'm no longer going to use Michael since it's cause far too much confusion.
>   Call me Loretta instead.  I want to have a baby.
Do you know any gynaecologists ?

>Loretta (sorry my .sig hasn't changed yet)
Meetch aka lisa, Lisa, Loretta... mind if we call ya Sheila to keep it clear?

[.sig scoffed amidst fanfare and a chorus of "I Like Chinese".]
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