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From: gezelter@sam.cchem.berkeley.edu (Dan Gezelter)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: A new monicker.
Date: 20 Nov 1992 07:46:39 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: sam.cchem.berkeley.edu

   I hereby propose that Andrew Martinez, commonly known as "The Naked
Guy" be henceforth referred to as THE NUDE DUDE.

   There.  I've been wanting to get that out of my system for quite
some time.

  My mom wanted an explanation of this whole affair when it hit the
national media.  I hemmed and hawed and mumbled things like: "It *is*
Berkeley, after all".  My mom, being from back east and slightly
conservative, just couldn't understand why someone would not wear
clothes when not in the shower.  She almost hit the roof when I told
her about the topless rollerblading lesbians on University Ave. (I
wasn't even going to mention the mud people and the guy with a pink
and green penis.)  From now on, I will only mention strikes and
earthquakes when talking to my folks...

   Berkeley. What a place.
        --Dan
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From: vchang@cory.Berkeley.EDU (V. Chang)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Inspirations of the Naked Guy (or Nude Dude)
Date: 20 Nov 1992 09:45:23 GMT
Organization: University of California, at Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: cory.berkeley.edu

In article <1ei54vINNdq@agate.berkeley.edu> gezelter@sam.cchem.berkeley.edu (Dan Gezelter) writes:
>clothes when not in the shower.  She almost hit the roof when I told
>her about the topless rollerblading lesbians on University Ave. (I

didn't see that one.

>wasn't even going to mention the mud people and the guy with a pink

nope, not that one either.

>and green penis.)  From now on, I will only mention strikes and

yeah, I saw that one. The Hate Man's new sidekick went naked for a while.
well not totally naked.. he wore a bra (stuffed with paper) and painted
his ManTool(tm) pink and green. I was watching the hecklers and preachers
do their thing when I noticed someone was not clothed very warmly :)

>   Berkeley. What a place.
>        --Dan

truly a unique institution. 


Anyway, the point of this article is that since the Naked Guy appeared,
more and more people around here are going around naked in protest
of the anti-nude laws.  There was a nudist rally months ago. The crowd
was so thick that I couldn't see any of the protesters.  And just
recently there was a nude drama performance troupe that got busted.
(They're called Xplicit).

Those are the only major protests that I can think of off the top of
my head. And then there are the casual nudists here and there.


I saw the Naked Guy in one of the lecture halls as I entered the room
for my class just as his class was getting out. I don't mind his 
nudity, but I wouldn't want to sit in his seat after he gets up :P

-Victor
Xref: sparky alt.fan.naked-guy:15 rec.nude:5687
From: pele@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (David J. Duffield)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy,rec.nude
Subject: Re: Inspirations of the Naked Guy (or Nude Dude)
Date: 20 Nov 92 20:13:10 GMT
Organization: University of California; Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: ucscb.ucsc.edu


It is true, people here at Santa Cruz enjoying getting naked.  A couple times
a year there are 'nude parties' in "the Meadow above Elf Land".  Cowell 
students are also know for their nude lawn sliding during times of rain.  Some
of these 'lawn people' do decide to venture off and run around campus, but
this is not too common.  I think most of the time they have been smokin a 
little Bill Clinton if ya know what I mean.  My roommate enjoys lawn sliding
and says the only real problem is the sprinkler heads.

david
From: emg@dorg.csd.sgi.com (Eric Grodberg)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Naked Guy Makes Money
Date: 23 Nov 1992 22:50:27 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: dorg.csd.sgi.com

If the NG were ambitious he could capitalize on his fame.  Think about it!
In less than a week the Christmas shopping season gets going full blast.
Forget Ken and Barbie.  Who wants them when you can have Naked Guy dolls!

I can just see the lines in the Malls now.  Middle Aged women fighting to get
little jonny the last Naked Guy doll in stock.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 22:29:52 EST
From: <LCM111@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: yumyum

\interesting name for a group...
so if you are a naked guy please describe yourself and
 tell me what about it makes you so special
                                           the succubus
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Monday, 23 Nov 1992 10:53:04 EST
From: <IO20393@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: try this in Maine

Jeez, I knew I picked the wrong University....I could have gone to either
Berkeley OR Maine!
   Seriously, has anyone tried this in any of the colder/more conservative/
generally clothed/ northern states?  If it weren't winter...I might
give it a shot here!  (the only time it's warm enought to go nude here
is noontime in July and August, if there's no breeze, etc etc....and
we're not in school, so it's not much of a statement!)
amy rae
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: paalders@mta.ca
Subject: Similar Incident
Reply-To: paalders@mta.ca
Organization: Mount Allison U, Sackville, N.B. Canada 
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 18:58:28 GMT

A similar incident happened to a Univeristy of Guelph student in Guelph, 
Ontario, Canada.  I can't remember her name, but she caused quite a stir        because she walked around the town topless, and got arrested for doing so.      This was done in the summer (not really reccommended in winter because of the
Canadian climate) and just last summer in Kitchener/Waterloo, many gathered to  stage a protest in support of her efforts.  Maybe there is someone reading 
this from Canada and knows the outcome of the story.  


paalders@mta.ca
From: aalto@ocf.berkeley.edu (Rolf Aalto)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: rnude dude
Date: 20 Nov 1992 23:19:08 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: maelstrom.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov20.204411.25837@cheshire.oxy.edu> calabria@cheshire.oxy.edu (Cheri A Anaclerio) writes:
>	All you people at a Berkley, does the naked guy at least have a    
>good bod?!

	He was in a class I TA'ed last Spring, only then he wore shorts.
(Short shorts at that.)  He seemed pretty cool.  At first I thought that he was
some stupid frat boy trying to show off his decent bod or some other
"I'm soooooooooooo  cool" stunt, but it turned out that he was almost bare
for philosophical reasons.  Now that he is completely bare, everybody is
making a fuss -- amusing the difference a tiny patch of cloth makes.
	Too bad he didn't go to UC Santa Cruz.  Nudity is allowed there,
although no one seems to take full advantage of this.
From: faustus@ygdrasil.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Wayne A. Christopher)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: What about the Naked Guy?
Date: 23 Nov 1992 00:58:04 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: ygdrasil.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <thaaang.722474821@cwis> thaaang@cwis.unomaha.edu (John Dorrance) writes:
>>	5) Are revolving doors a problem?
> Push it in a counterclockwise direction and enter/exit the building.
> It's not that difficult.

Well, two things come to mind...  You would have to be very well
endowed and/or easily excitable to be likely to, uh, injure yourself
in a revolving door.  Also, we don't have them out here (revolving
doors, that is), because the climate doesn't make heavy-duty air
conditioning necessary.  (Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the
reason for revolving doors is to keep the cool air in as much as
possible?)

	Wayne
From: cgd@eden.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Chris G. Demetriou)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: Naked Guy in Stanford Band?
Date: 20 Nov 92 19:12:07
Organization: Kernel Hackers 'r' Us
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: eden.cs.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: jzarin@nyx.cs.du.edu's message of Sat, 21 Nov 92 02:06:42 GMT

In article <1992Nov21.020642.12525@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> jzarin@nyx.cs.du.edu (Jason Zarin) writes:
   I heard that the Stanford Band is going to spoof the Berkeley naked
   guy at their next football game.  They're going to play, you guessed
   it, nude-a-rama!


that would be really stupid.
If they did, the UCPD could arrest them, and i'd bet even money on that
happening, if they played naked.

It's just giving us an excuse to rag on them...

Chris
--
Chris G. Demetriou                                    cgd@cs.berkeley.edu

"Sometimes it is better to have twenty million instructions by
        Friday than twenty million instructions per second." -- Wes Clark
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: mporter@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mitchell Porter)
Subject: Re: Pictures??
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 07:20:11 GMT

rhcohen@netcom.com (Robert Cohen) writes:

>How about someone posting .gif photos of the dude?  I've only seen
>him on the evening news and they always cut off the picture at the waist.
>Very silly!!
alt.binaries.pictures.naked-guy?
From: stevie@soda.berkeley.edu (Steven Collins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: How to Address The Naked Guy
Date: 20 Nov 1992 09:14:57 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu

 faustus@ygdrasil.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Wayne A. Christopher) writes:
>Apparently he lives in a co-op (I'm not sure which one) and some of
>the people there have a hard time recognising him when he's wearing
>clothes...
>
>	Wayne


Andrew lives in Le Chateau.  What I wanna know is, when do we start
protesting this new anti-nude policy?  I like nude people on cmapus.
I'm even one of them occasionally.  I esp. don't like this new rule
being used as censorship, as in the bust of the Xplicit players this
week.  I'm mad as heck...

Steven.
From: goldman@palm.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Roy Goldman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: rnude dude
Date: 21 Nov 1992 00:20:28 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: palm.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov20.204411.25837@cheshire.oxy.edu> calabria@cheshire.oxy.edu (Cheri A Anaclerio) writes:
>	All you people at a Berkley, does the naked guy at least have a    
>good bod?!
>

Actually he does have a very good body. He's tall, tan, and
muscular.

I've only seen him with his loin cloth on, so I can't comment on
something else of his.....


	Roy
From: dane@nermal.SantaRosa.Edu (Dane Jasper)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: A new monicker.
Date: 22 Nov 92 21:05:34 GMT
Organization: Santa Rosa Junior College, Santa Rosa, CA

>her about the topless rollerblading lesbians on University Ave. (I
>wasn't even going to mention the mud people and the guy with a pink
>and green penis.)  From now on, I will only mention strikes and
>earthquakes when talking to my folks...
>
>   Berkeley. What a place.
>        --Dan

I am seriously re-considering where to transfer to - Berkeley sounds like
the place to be!!!

dane@nermal.santarosa.edu

p.s.  Can someone mail me if the headers on this get garbled please?  New
newsreader.
From: jeff@triryche.UU.NET (Jeff Snider)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: What about the Naked Guy?
Date: 23 Nov 1992 23:43:32 GMT
Organization: UUNET Communications
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: triryche.uu.net

In article <1epaasINNsp6@agate.berkeley.edu>, faustus@ygdrasil.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Wayne A. Christopher) writes:

|> Well, two things come to mind...  You would have to be very well
|> endowed and/or easily excitable to be likely to, uh, injure yourself
|> in a revolving door.  Also, we don't have them out here (revolving
|> doors, that is), because the climate doesn't make heavy-duty air
|> conditioning necessary.  (Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the
|> reason for revolving doors is to keep the cool air in as much as
|> possible?)
|> 
|> 	Wayne

Well, *I* heard that revolving doors were supposed to keep wind from
whipping up the elevator shafts in tall buildings.  The wind at the top
of a skyscraper causes the pressure to be significantly less than at the
bottom.  So, a revolving door is never "open" to let tons of air flow
into the building, and up to the top (which would make the stairways a 
*great* place for indoor kite flying (:  ).

I don't doubt that revolving doors are often installed to keep in the 
conditioned air.  But this would be an afterthought, rather than the
purpose of their design.

I hear that some nudist skyscrapers have special "penis sweeps" which
keep vital portions of one's anatomy from being caught in doors or
drawers.  8-)    How big is the tallest building at Berkeley?

************************************************************************
Jeff Snider                      Am I being redundant?
jeff@triryche.uu.net             I`m trying to avoid
jsnider@gravity.gmu.edu          being redundant.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: wipeout@netcom.com (Eric Thompson)
Subject: Re: yumyum
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 18:49:43 GMT

In article <92327.031304LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu> <LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>If I remember right, an incubus in a male
>
> No, No...an incubus is a nightmare.  Hey if you're ever on Jeopordy, this info
> could come in very handy.


Yes, an incubus is a "nightmare" but defition (1) from Digital Webster
is a male evil spirit, while the definition of succubus is a female demon:


in-cu-bus
[ME, fr. LL, fr. L incubare]
(13c)
1: an evil spirit that lies on persons in their sleep; esp: one that has sexual
intercourse with women while they are sleeping P compare SUCCUBUS


suc-cu-bus
[ME, fr. ML, alter. of LL succuba prostitute, fr. L succubare to lie under, fr. 
sub- + cubare to lie, recline P more at HIP]
(14c)
:a demon assuming female form to have sexual intercourse with men in their sleep
 P compare INCUBUS
From: neff@diva.Berkeley.EDU (Robert Neff)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: What about the Naked Guy?
Followup-To: alt.fan.naked-guy
Date: 20 Nov 1992 16:50:38 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: diva.berkeley.edu
Summary: winter, here?

In article <BxzHpC.3nH@newsflash.concordia.ca> david@donald.concordia.ca (David Gaudine) writes:
>In article <19NOV199213164861@zeus.tamu.edu> rjd4507@zeus.tamu.edu (Ray De Frese) writes:
>
>>	4) What does he do in the winter?
>
>Do they really have winter in California?  (not counting Candlestick)
>
There is a season called winter, when the temperature gets as low as
the 40s, and it is supposed to rain a lot.  Actually we are on our way
to a 7th year of drought, so winter has more often meant highs in the
50s - 60s and sunny.

Other parts of the state are more extreme, of course.

-- Robert


Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: geddy@leland.Stanford.EDU (Scott Schaefer)
Subject: Re: yumyum
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 00:42:23 GMT

In article <92325.222952LCM111@psuvm.psu.edu> <LCM111@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>\interesting name for a group...
>so if you are a naked guy please describe yourself and
> tell me what about it makes you so special
>                                           the succubus

We need an FAQ for dweebs like this...he obviously doesn't have a clue.

Any NG sightings at Big Game?
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 03:13:04 EST
From: <LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: yumyum
 <1992Nov22.004223.4957@leland.Stanford.EDU> <By3Iz7.21A@world.std.com>

>If I remember right, an incubus in a male

 No, No...an incubus is a nightmare.  Hey if you're ever on Jeopordy, this info
 could come in very handy.
From: faustus@ygdrasil.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Wayne A. Christopher)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: What about the Naked Guy?
Date: 24 Nov 1992 00:36:09 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: ygdrasil.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1erqb4INNct7@news.UU.NET> jeff@triryche.UU.NET (Jeff Snider) writes:
> Well, *I* heard that revolving doors were supposed to keep wind from
> whipping up the elevator shafts in tall buildings. ...
> How big is the tallest building at Berkeley?

Well, that would be Evans Hall, the math and CS building (where I am
at this very moment), and we don't have revolving doors but we do have
wierd pressure effects as you describe.  Since the Naked Guy is a
rhetoric major, he probably doesn't come here often anyway.  We do
have evil elevators that wouldn't think twice about castrating
somebody if they could, so it's probably just as well.

	Wayne
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: jsautner@trentu.ca (J E Sautner)
Subject: Re: Questions...
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Trent University Computer Services Department
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 22:09:00 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.194021.26615@ncsu.edu>, jaherr@eos.ncsu.edu (JASON ALAN HERR) writes...
> 
>	Being from North Carolina, there is little chance that a naked_
>guy would last very long,

Being from middling Ontario, there is no chance that a naked guy would last 
very long.  He would be entirely too icy.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: dean@snake.cs.uidaho.edu (Dean Collins)
Subject: Re: Inspirations of the Naked Guy (or Nude Dude)
Keywords: nude, nudist, naturist, naked_guy
Organization: none
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 03:22:37 GMT
Reply-To: dean@snake.cs.uidaho.edu (Dean Collins)
X-Posted-From: clearwater.cs.uidaho.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1ejgj1INN5j2@agate.berkeley.edu>, faustus@ygdrasil.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Wayne A. Christopher) writes:
|> > I saw the Naked Guy in one of the lecture halls as I entered the room
|> > for my class just as his class was getting out. I don't mind his 
|> > nudity, but I wouldn't want to sit in his seat after he gets up :P
|> 
|> Yeah, it's pretty gross to sit somewhere that another person's naked
|> behind has been, especially if it's somebody you don't know...  Well,
|> maybe except for public restrooms, but they're different...  Uh...
|> 
|> Seriously, we need to have a policy about this sort of thing.  Maybe
|> naked people should have to carry their own towels to sit on or
|> something.

That's the normal procedure for most nudists.  I find that the nudists/naturists
that I know are some of the cleanest people I know.  They tend to take more
showers, and the lack of clothing means that they aren't trapped inside of
dirty, sweaty, clothing.


The Naked Guy is my hero!

--
Dean
If God had wanted us to go nude we would have been born without any clothing!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: rhcohen@netcom.com (Robert Cohen)
Subject: Pictures??
Organization: Netcom - Home of the Perpetually Deranged
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 10:53:09 GMT

How about someone posting .gif photos of the dude?  I've only seen
him on the evening news and they always cut off the picture at the waist.
Very silly!!





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From: maureen@diva.Berkeley.EDU (Maureen Master)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: rnude dude
Date: 20 Nov 1992 21:52:07 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: diva.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov20.204411.25837@cheshire.oxy.edu> calabria@cheshire.oxy.edu (Cheri A Anaclerio) writes:
>	All you people at a Berkley, does the naked guy at least have a    
>good bod?!
>
>

I've only seen him sitting down and he looked good to me.
I've heard he's a swimmer, if that gives you a sense of what
kind of bod he has.  A friend of mine says he looks
real good from behind.  However, I have to disagree with 
her that only people who look that good should go around 
naked - or with another friend who wants to see more nudity
but says he draws the line at professors.  I think 
naked professors could add some life to some otherwise pretty
dull classes.
From: pound@ruf.rice.edu (Christopher Brian Pound)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Naked Guy on MTV
Date: 21 Nov 92 02:21:43 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Rice University

MTV News is showing (heavily edited :) video of the Naked Guy ... I expect it
will be shown again this weekend on the Week in Rock (which they replay several
times per week, I believe).


-- 
Christopher Pound	+	I am human by my hands and my feet, my guts,
Anthro Grad Student	+	my meat heart, my stomach whose knots fasten
pound@ruf.rice.edu	+	me to the rot of life.	   -- Antonin Artaud
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: ramsey@spot.Colorado.EDU (Mad Poo Bandit)
Subject: Re: Achieve World Fame!  Study Naked!
Keywords: naked guy, nudist, naturist
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 03:22:08 GMT

In article <1992Nov21.030106.1488@sol.ctr.columbia.edu> dean@snake.cs.uidaho.edu (Dean Collins) writes:
>|> Hey, we're talking about a revolution here. By next semester,
>|> there's gonna be naked-guys/gals all over the US....
>|> 
>
>Let's hope so!!

Hey, a friend of mine went to a drama school (Tarkio?) just north of Kansas
City, where, as she tells the story, parties often included most guests
showing up nude. 

Of course, these were just dorm parties, not classes...but still.

And while the naked guy may be the most famous naked student, was he the
first?  I recall some stories off of folklore.college about nude students 
(at Berkely no less)...

MPB

Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
From: thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester)
Subject: Re: Not as unsanitary as it might seem
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 07:46:03 GMT

In article <1ep9c5INNs5r@agate.berkeley.edu> ddgarcia@coons.berkeley.edu 
Dan Garcia) writes:
>
>Many years ago when it was the fad (~7 years ago), I xeroxed my butt. I
>undressed, sat naked on that Xerox machine and made a copy. I still have
>the photocopy, and the interesting thing is that only my legs touched
>the glass. 
>
>No part of my anus actually touched anything - it was a good inch above
>the glass. 
>
>Of course, as a precaution, I cleaned the Xerox glass with a damp towel,
>but I think many people are over-reacting to this sit-in-the-same-chair-
>the-naked-guy-sat-in thing.
>
>Just my $0.02
>
Welll.....he *could* have a really bad case of protruding hemorrhoids.

And speaking of taking Xerox pics of your butt...what about the next
guy that likes to put his face on there to make stupid pics?

Yeccchhhhhh!

Uncle Fester



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From: faustus@ygdrasil.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Wayne A. Christopher)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.naked-guy
Subject: Re: Pictures??
Date: 21 Nov 1992 19:18:08 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: ygdrasil.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov21.105309.22351@netcom.com> rhcohen@netcom.com (Robert Cohen) writes:
> How about someone posting .gif photos of the dude?

If anybody's got a photo, I've got a scanner...

	Wayne