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From: keisha@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Coed of the Damned)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT: Rosehand
Summary: My God, those things are huge!
Keywords: large, firm, soft
Date: 28 Jul 92 00:38:25 GMT
Reply-To: keisha@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Coed of the Damned)
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX
Originator: keisha@dewey.cc.utexas.edu

DISCLAIMER: This is a flame.  Be forwarned. 

I've been missing about three of the five shows of ATWT a week, and I
had not yet seen the illustrious Rosehand in a bathing suit.  I thought
that all the talk about her "generous talents" was just overreacting by
the male patients on the ward after too many blues.  Nope, I didn't
believe it, none of it.

Until today.

Today (7-27) Rosehand was in Tease's daymare sequence (the one she had when she
found out that she would have to go back to Kentucky and be away from
duh...Hutch for more than ten seconds) in a red two-piece swimsuit AND I
SAW THEM.

There they were, large as a Texas prairie morning.  Maybe it was just me,
but the contours of that suit made her breasts seem like they were as big
as Rhode Island.  Maybe it had something to do with the fact that THERE 
WAS NO UNDERWIRE IN THAT SWIMSUIT TOP.

I hate costume designers who don't understand that a woman who is that well
endowed needs some support.  As one of God's, um, gifted women, I can
personally attest to the miracle qualities of underwire.  Lifts, separates,
supports...makes you look like a million bucks, and helps your back out,
too.

I feel a little sorry for the actress that plays Rosehand.  It definitely
must be embarassing to have to walk around like that.  What was the casting
director thinking?  "Hmm,  it's the summer, and we need a little T and A.
And hey, if a little T and A is good, then a WHOLE LOT is EVEN BETTER!"

Well, I throw my shoe ( black suede leather pump, 1.5 inch heel) at that
casting director, and Douglas Marland, too.  I snarl at them, exposing my fangs
to their pale, white necks.  He should know better than to exploit that girl
like that.

This is the end of my flame.  Any comments are appreciated.

		Keisha J. Gray -- Co-ed of the Damned
	    (keisha@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu, but not for long.)
          "Your mouth is writing checks your ass can't cash!"
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From: mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak)
Subject: Re: DOOL: TAN: was Re: DOOL: Kimberly
Organization: AT&T
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 13:07:42 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.204235.1967@den.mmc.com> snoopy@spacemanspiff.den.mmc.com (Cindy Newell) writes:
>In article <1992Jul30.163026.26487@cbfsb.cb.att.com> timothy.j.mizerak writes:
>>
>>Just trying to help you out wherever I can there bro.  :)   These wenches
>                   						   ^^^^^^^
>>are easily distracted so you should be safe for quite a while.  Me?  I
>>always fantasized about being pelted with all sorts of fruit so this is
>>a dream come true.  :)
>
>Wenches!!!  Wait just a second here!  Just where do you get off calling
>us wenches?  You, you, you, (damnit I can't remember the word)...well
>you know what you are. 
>
> Cindy Newell - Usual disclaimers apply


Two down!  Between her wedding plans and this Cindy should be popping some
major blood vessels about now.  Hope you don't have to wear a patch on your
eye, like Miles on Murphy Brown, for your wedding.  Do they make patches in
Mother of Pearl???

-- 
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|  What is it up in the air for?                :   Timothy Mizerak        |
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|  It's over, it's over me.             R.E.M.  :                          |
From: ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: TAN: MEK's Marriage...
Date: 27 Jul 92 16:08:54 GMT
Organization: Wild Bill & BabyCat's House of Many Pleasures


> uttla@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU (Laura Utt) writes:
>>holst@mrl.arc.nasa.gov (Laura Holst) writes:
>>>ellon@ADS.COM (Ellon St. Croix) writes...
>>>  Country-western singing sensation Garth Brooks and his wife Sandy 
>>>  announced the birth of their first child Taylor Mayne Pearl Brooks 
>>>  on July 8th.  The child was named after dads two idols, James Taylor
>>>  and Minnie Pearl.
>	^^^^^^^^^^^^  Wasn't it Pearl Baily(sp)? The Mayne is for where
>		      she was concieved. 
     I just RE-Checked and the mag says Minnie Pearl.  But, we all
     know how accurate these things are...;+)


>>>  Guns N' Roses singer Axl Rose was arrested at NY's JFK airport on 
>>>  July 12 for charges stemming from the groups recent concert in St. 
>>>  Louis.  He was released later that day, but faces up to 4 1/2 years 
>>>  in prison, and $4,500. in fines.  No trial date has been set.(darn it.)
>>                                                                ^^^^^^^^^^
>>Not a Guns n Roses fan, I take it ?
>>Well, what did he do ???
>	
>	I think he was charged for causing the riot in St. Louis. He jumped
>	into a crowd when he saw that someone was video taping the concert.

   
    As in a previous article, this is what I thought.


    Ellon (I wanna be RICH) St. Croix
--
Nothin' feels as good, as good as us together.  Nothin' in the world,
no, there ain't nothin' better than this... NEW LOVE! Always feels 
like a new love. Every touch is feelin' so much like the very first
touch. It's like a new love, a new love........  WCS & ESS 4/18/92
From: M21760@mwvm.mitre.org
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: B&B: Y&R: Sheila
Date: 24 Jul 92 15:42:32 GMT
Organization: The MITRE Corporation, McLean VA 22102

In article <1992Jul24.021557.23656@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
sthomas@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Sandra D Thomas) writes:
 
>
>In article <1682DCBD3.M21760@mwvm.mitre.org> M21760@mwvm.mitre.org writes:
>>In article <92204.234315MZ6@psuvm.psu.edu>
>>MZ6@psuvm.psu.edu writes:
>>
>I think Lauren needs to start cashing her reality checks.  Just
>because she gave birth to Scotty doesn't mean she can be instant
>mom.  In real life, a court did NOT award custody of a child who
>was switched at birth accidentally to her biological parents, who
>sued for custody after the mistake was found out years later. I
>think what Scott DID was stupid, but I think he FEELS justifiably
>frustrated after the way Lauren hound dogged him while he was still
>married to Sheila, and now she doesn't want any committment.  The
>best interest of the CHILD, not the egos of the parents, are what
>should be most important,  Maybe Scotty should be in foster care while
>his two parents learn how to work together in that capacity.
>
>Sandra Thomas
 
I agree but I hardly think what Scott is doing to be in the best interest
of the child.  Scotty needs a mother AND a father, and the sad part is that
he HAS both but Scott keeps Lauren at arms length (unless, of course, she
sleeps with him).  Lauren needs little Scotty as much as he needs her.
Scott is hiding behind the fact that Little Scotty has been traumatized,
but why is he so sure that Lauren would further damage him by acting as
his mother, rather than a "nice lady who comes over to play with him",to
use Lauren's own words.
 
About the biological parents that sued for custody years later, I believe
that child was MUCH older than little Scotty.  I think that little Scotty
is just over a year old now.  He won't even remember Sheila.  So Lauren
DOES have EVERY RIGHT IN THIS WORLD to become "instant mom".  It's not
as though she were taking him away from his adoptive mother.  He has no other
mother.  And it appears that, unless it's on his terms, Scott plans to
keep it that way.
 
Go, Lauren!
 
Linda
 
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From: kriesel@mari.acc.stolaf.edu (Julie R Kriesel)
Subject: Re: ATWT: other roles
Organization: St. Olaf College; Northfield, MN
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 13:02:28 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.143517.18917@cs.wayne.edu> faa@athena.cs.wayne.edu (Felicitas A. Atabong) writes:
>>Sierra as the guest villain on "Law and Order" last Friday.
>
>I'm so disappointed about missing this. I really loved Sierra.
>
>

So am I--she was just starting on the show when I began watching, and I
have fond memories of her and Craig.  I wonder if there's any chance of
them coming back....M&A could probably use his skills again...

Special K
From: cad3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHERYL ANN DOUGHERTY)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: Do You Remember any Gay/Lesbian Characters on TV Series?
Date: 21 Jul 92 21:26:37 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

I forgot to mention the current "gay teen" story line on "One Life to Live,"
and originally the cast of characters on "The Golden Girls" included a gay
house boy, but the character was dropped either after the pilot or after the
first few episodes.
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From: GC.AVW@forsythe.stanford.edu (RAGIN CAJUN)
Subject: Re: ATWT: Random thoughts
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 09:56:42 GMT

In article <1992Jul25.201748.26319@cs.wayne.edu>,
faa@athena.cs.wayne.edu (Felicitas A. Atabong) writes:
>In article <9207241226.AA11280@oscar.bellcore.com> semele@oscar.bellcore.com (Semele Halkedis) writes:
>>
>>4) Hee hee hee.  Easily's jealous of Inez (who is an absolute darling
>>IMHO). The REAL Easily wouldn't have been jealous!
>
>Inez is absolutely beautiful. I'm so happy she's being kept on the show.
>I got to see her upclose yesterday, and thought wow! When she's given
>birth to that baby, she'll be wanted by all the youngsters in town.
>
>>5) I have done a 180 as far as not liking Hutch (all the shots of him
>>with no shirt had nothing to do with it).  When are he and RoseHand
>>finally going to get their act together!!!!!!
>
>I'm really exhausted with this. When they finally kiss, I will have lost
>interest.
>
Or it may turn out that the wanting is better than the getting-it is
not logical it just is.

Alma
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: doss@walt.tmc.edu (Candy Doss)
Subject: Re: AMC: cold-cocked with a barbell
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Mississippi State University
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 21:06:26 GMT

In article <1992Jul27.141543.20074@ll.mit.edu> gibbsm@ll.mit.edu (MargARET D. Gibbs) writes:
>
>Maybe the AMC group could do something like the ATWT group is doing:
>a day for lurkers to come out and tell us something about yourselves.
>
>I remember last year during some of the more boring AMC storylines,
>a lot of AMC ratsers wrote a short bio of themselves and posted it
>to the net.  Candy Doss was collecting them, I think.  Do you still
>have them, Candy?  I'm pretty sure there were a lot more bios posted
>than are even in the yearbook!  (For those who want to know more about 
>the yearbook, I'll be posting more about that later.)
>
  Hi.  I was collecting bios and was going to try to post an average
  kind of data analysis.  But the bios weren't organized enough, i.e.
  different people sent different data, and it got out of hand.  Then
  an electrical storm killed our modem, and I lost net access for 
  months.  Finances still do not allow for a new modem, and posting
  from here at work tends to be a large task, so I'm mostly in
  lurker mode.  Sob story, huh?  I even missed out on yearbook
  participation. :-(

  I'll have to check the BH's account and see if we still have that
  info.  I'd be interested in reading them again now.  Any ideas on
  what to do with all of that info?  I think I ended up with over
  100.

  Candy

  e-mail:  cd1@mccool.cbi.msstate.edu

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From: noonan@sonata.enet.dec.com (Costumes & Makeup and *Kliegs*, oh my!)
Subject: Re: AW:  Just a few thoughts.
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: 27 JUL 92 12:35:25    


>------------------------- Original Article -------------------------
>Path: msuinfo!caen!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!cs.utexas.edu!ut-emx!ccwf.cc.utexas
>From: giggle@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Christine London)
>Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
>Subject: AW:  Just a few thoughts.
>Message-ID: <76440@ut-emx.uucp>
>Date: 23 Jul 92 17:29:19 GMT
>Sender: news@ut-emx.uucp
>Distribution: usa
>Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX
>Lines: 35
> 
> 
>1)  Jaime and Kelsey:  Jake left a note at the hospital for Jaime that was
>supossed to be from Kelsey.  I was very surprised that Jaime never mentioned
>the note or told Kelsey that they was why he appeared at her apartment the
>other night.  I also found it a little odd that Jaime works so closely with
>Kelsey and didn't notice that the handwriting wasn't hers.  Or at least wonder
>why she left it.  Nothing.
> 

         Because he is an idiot.




>2)  Kelsey's flashback:  This happened a while back and I thought that they
>were going to work it into the storyline with her and Jaime.  Nothing has
>been mentioned since it happened.  Have they dropped that story idea with the
>hopes that we have forgotten the whole thing?
> 
> 
>Christi.


         She did talk to Jamie about this guy "the morning 
         after(tm)".  She told him that she had been in love once
         before, and that the man had used every vulnerability to
         violate her in the worst way. 

         And that she thought she could never trust anyone again.

         Then she met JAMIE!  (picture two people running through the
         grass in slow motion)

         And she knew it would be ALL RIGHT!


         gag.


         .sigless E
From: escheele@us.oracle.com ("Erik Scheele")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: Kim is Road Pizza
Date: 24 Jul 92 01:00:39 GMT


I wrote:

>>[The Mad Poet's in a better mood today...
>> still bummed about Molly & Tanner, though]

Tim wrote back:

>Poor guy.  Maybe they'll come back one day and everyone will diss Molly
>and gripe about her leaving in the first place and then you'll know how
>I feel.  :-)

Well, first, Shannon would have to leave the writers holding the bag, come
back, leave them holding the bag again, and then come back again!  I don't
think this is likely.  Y'know, the more I think about it, the more I wonder why
Patsy would even WANT to come back to this show?  Oh, well...

>>worse shape (cuts, bruises, blood, etc.) AFTER the surgery?  She didn't seem
>>too badly beaten up when she was lying there in the street.

>I would think this makes sense. Don't bruises and scrapes always look worse
>the next day?

True, but it seemed to me that there were alot more scabbed-over scrapes (that
had been healing for a short while) on her face in the hospital than there were
fresh cuts on her face as she lay in the street.  But what the hell am I doing,
looking for consistency?  Got to stop doing that... :-)

>>Anyway, about "the scream."  Acutally, a horse didn't come to mind.  The
>mouth >was just TOO big.  I was thinking more of Aliens...   >8-D

>Yeah, it did look a little like Alien.  But I still like Stacy's vampire
>reference best.

Or a snake that un-hinges its jaw in order to swallow its prey...

>>Why not?  When Shane was in danger of having the stable roof fall on him, it
>>cured Kim's hysterical blindness!

>But Erik, that is very well within the realm of possibility.  It only makes
>sense that a tramatic event would cure *hysterical* blindness.

Well, throughout this whole paralysis storyline, Shane's been acting like such
a child, it's pretty hysterical.

Hasta,
Core Onary, the Mad Poet
                                                                      
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Erik Scheele		"If you start out depressed, everything's a pleasant
Oracle Corporation		surprise."
Redwood Shores, CA			     -- Lloyd Dobler, "Say Anything"
escheele@us.oracle.com
********* Disclaimer: I speak for myself, not for Oracle Corporation. *********
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From: snoopy@spacemanspiff.den.mmc.com (Cindy Newell)
Subject: Re: DOOL: Forrest/John's life post-Danielle, pre-Icky
Keywords: What happened to Forrest
Organization: Denver, Colorado
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 19:13:50 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.154938.14451@ucsu.Colorado.EDU> millersa@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Stacy Miller) writes:
>	Does anyone know exactly what happened to John after his near
>drowning and why he was in Mexico when Stefano got a hold of him, or have
>the writers decided to ignore it?  I remember a few people talking about
>someone named Buddy Rose a while back, but don't think I saw the episode
               ^^^^^^^^^^

Yeah, what ever happened to Buddy Rose?  Is he still abiding at the
Salem Inn (paid for of course by John), or did he join Neil and Cassie
at the great lost character heaven in the sky?

Pickle


-- 
 Cindy Newell - Usual disclaimers apply
 Martin Marietta Astronautics Group  (303)977-9804
 snoopy@spacemanspiff.den.mmc.com  (if that doesn't work try)
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From: 22302LMK@MSU
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: SB:OOOOOOOOOO I can't wait;-)
Date: 22 Jul 92 13:21:47 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University

I can't wait for this whole mess that Lisa has cooked up to come crashing down
around her. I really thought Lisa would give in when Daddy threatened her to
take those precious credit cards..somehow I don't think Rafe has a gold card...

I felt so sad for Lilly. I was glad that Gina really showed her maternal side a
nd was there for Lilly.

Lisa
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps,rec.arts.tv
From: gck@hector.uucp (24641-kemmerling)
Subject: Re: Do You Remember any Gay/Lesbian Characters on TV Series?
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 11:57:15 GMT
Followup-To: rec.arts.tv.soaps


Boy, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm real tired of this 
'series' of posts in the soaps news group.
Gayle
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak)
Subject: Re: DOOL
Organization: AT&T
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 17:39:06 GMT

In article <Zudor*kZ0@cecily.UUCP> rose@cecily.UUCP (Rose M. Delckum) writes:
>
>     I have to agree with Kelly.  Tim, I know this means I've just
>lost any hope I might have had to join your net.harem, but I had to

Ah well, I'm not taking applications right now anyway.  :-)


>do it :-).  I'm sorry, but I just don't understand this.  They say
>they're letting Mary Beth go (ie firing her) due to the fact that they

No, this is not correct (ie wrong).  Mary Beth was NOT fired.


>can't come up with a storyline (like that's ever stopped them before)
>and because there are so many other characters and couples that
>need more attention and airtime.  If this is true, then why bring
>back Kim?  I mean, she's detracting from others airtime just
>like Mary Beth would have been.  I think the problem is that


No, not really.  What Sheri Anderson said was that she didn't want to 
bring back Kayla *and Steve* as *that* storyline would need LOTS of
airtime and *that* would be detracting.  Kim is a rather minor character
compared to what Steve and Kayla would be.


>TPTB, for whatever reason, are just plain lying to us.  They
>just wanted to get rid of MaryBeth for some reason, and so
>they made up this excuse.  Unfortunately bringing back Patsy
>within such a short time frame exposes this. 


Oh thank you Miss Marple for exposing NBC's "Operation Coverup" to lie 
to the people of r.a.t.s. about why MB Evans left the show.  Like really,
do they need to justify anything they do?  I really can't see a motivation
for lying and it certainly is something that would come out eventually.
Or have they also kidnapped Mary Beth to keep her from getting the truth
out?  :-)  


> MaryBeth definitely
>was treated badly, but hell, everyone except RKK, Crystal and
>Spaci is treated like dirt by TPTB (oops, except for the Royal
>Couple, Wayne and Deidre).  They really should've thought of 
>a better excuse.
>
>A Disgusted Guavita


Mary Beth did not get a fair shake.  Agreed.  But let's not make it worse 
than it was by mangling the little we know into a tale of woe.  Sheesh.

-- 
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|  What is it up in the air for?                :   Timothy Mizerak        |
|  It's going to fall if it's there for long.   :   tm@mhnmc.att.com       |
|  It's over, it's over me.             R.E.M.  :                          |
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Wednesday, 22 Jul 1992 17:44:08 CDT
From: John R. Andrews <U14780@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: GH: Hooked
Distribution: rec

I first started years ago before I knew it was habit forming. I told myself
I could quit any time, but after a few days, I'd be asking my friends for
some info on AMC or Ryan's Hope. When I got into college, all my friends were
turning on (their TV's), I didn't want to be an outsider so I did a little Y&R
with them. Finally, someone turned me on to GH. It was during the Grant Putnum
"secret disk" era. Now, that was a story line. Ya, I was hooked good, and now
I can't get this video monkey off my back. I'm up to two soaps a day, and worse
I've become a pusher; I do GH updates. Where will it end, a job writing soaps?

John
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: GC.AVW@forsythe.stanford.edu (RAGIN CAJUN)
Subject: Re: AMC -- miscellaneous
Organization: Stanford University, California, USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 06:42:45 GMT

In article <21JUL199214065177@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov>,
mcguire@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov (Melissa Mcguire) writes:
>In article <1992Jul18.051351.23856@leland.Stanford.EDU>, thompson@waldron.Stanford.EDU (Sharon Thompson) writes...
>>
>>-- Did anyone recognize Carter Jones -- he was The Flash a year ago
>
>
>        I knew that I recognized him from somewhere, but couldn.t
>        place him.  It was driving me crazy from the first time he
>        entered Brooke's office.  I loved him as the FLASH!!  Now I
>        have to see him as some dimented bad guy.  Too bad.  He's
>        awfully rugged looking.  Just my type!
>
>        Melissa L.
>
>
>>SHARON & MIKE
>>STANFORD, CA
>>


His name is John Wesley Shipp and he was on the Guiding Light a few
years back, he played Kelly Nelson the nephew of Ed Bauer.

Alma
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: mjheal@bnr.ca (MJ Heal)
Subject: DOOL: Calliope 
Reply-To: mjheal@bnr.ca
Organization: BNR, Ottawa, ON, Canada
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 19:32:16 GMT

Hi,  I read on GEnie (I think - hmmm,  could have been here that I read it).
Well anyways,  I will report what I heard and if it was posted here then
you will KNOW I am having a bad week.  But I'm pretty sure it was GEnie,
but I could be wrong.

Anyway,  get on with it you say.  OK OK OK.  Don't take a bird. :) :)

What I heard is that Arleen Sorkins has been let go of her duties on
American Funniest People.  I think that is a polite way of saying she 
has been canned.  Why??  You expect me to remember why when I can't even
remember where I heard this (I know it was EITHER GEnie - best bet - or
RATS).  Actually they didn't say.

Oh oh,  I just had a scary thought.  I hope this didn't happen in my
dream last night.  

I've got to go before I totally screw myself up.  Oh, I think I need a
life!!

Limer

-- 
MJ Heal        *        BNR,Ottawa,ON,Canada        *        mjheal@bnr.ca
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