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From: umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Brian Frank Wawryk)
Subject: Drunk joke!!
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 00:19:11 GMT


Remember this joke when you're drunk.

Q:  What's the difference between an orange?

A:  A red bicycle because a green vest has no sleeves.

You'll get it when you're drunk, trust me.
From: n9040513@henson.cc.wwu.edu (aldridge andrea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Purity Test Scores: Lowest
Date: 2 Oct 92 19:50:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: henson.1992Oct2.195042.26303
Organization: Western Washington University

I knew of a guy (Bromley, where are you now?) of whom I have heard it said that
he got a score of 1...and that only because he refused to watch without joining
in.  I don't think his wife's was much higher. :-)


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From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: I'd love to but...
Date: 29 Sep 92 13:10:19 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Sep28.202214.14569@ucsu.Colorado.EDU>, hill@spot.Colorado.EDU (Michael Hill) writes:
|> In article <19jjisINN43h@golem.wcc.govt.nz> rolleston_c@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz writes:
|> > 
|> >I'd love to BUT...
|> > 
|> >...I have to fulfill my potential.
|> >...I have to rotate my crops.
|> >...I have to stay home and see if I snore
|> >...I prefer to remain an enigma.
|> >...I think you want the OTHER Luke.
|> >...I'm trying to be less popular.
|> >...I've dedicated my life to linguini.
|> >...my crayons all melted together.
|> >...my favorite commercial is on TV.
|> >...my patent is pending.
|> >...none of my socks match.
|> >...there's a disturbance in the Force.
|> > 
|> >Any more anyone?
|> 
|> One of my favorites (from a roommate's poster):
|> 
|> ... I'm building a pig from a kit.

The reply for the last one is: "Oh, your mateing?"
From: tdh@ksr.com (Dave Hudson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: HeRPe's jokes
Date: 2 Oct 92 11:34:12 EDT
Distribution: usa

Perot believes in the founding principles of his country, as laid down
by his favorite Founding Father, George III.

Top ten reasons that Perot is like herpes:
10) It flares up now and then for no particular reason.
9) Deceit, pretense, and the lack of visible symptoms help it spread.
8) Abstinence is the best contraceptive.
7) I've thought a little about it, but I'll pretend that I haven't.
6) It's all in the book.
5) I haven't thought much about it, but I'll pretend that I have.
4) You can get it from a sick Bush.
3) The acronym fits.
2) It's closely related to the Chicken Pox.
1) It won't go away.

Q: How many Perotistas convinced Perot to re-run?
A: One, but adding a few decimal places is great for publicity.

Q: Why did the Perotistas have to work so hard to get Perot onto the
   ballot after he dropped out?
A: Of the remaining 26 states, 20 only required finding Perotistas who
   could write.

				David Hudson
From: tligman@bgsu.edu (thomas ligman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 28 Sep 92 20:07:21 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Bowling Green State Univ.


could someone please tell me this joke, I really am EXTREMELY curious...
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From: bill@gaza.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (William J. King)
Subject: request for dentist/dental hygenist jokes
Organization: University of Hawaii
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 22:52:10 GMT

the subject line says it all.  


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    Fish on the Byte
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Airplane! script
Date: 27 Sep 92 14:43:20 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

SEND ME A COPY ALSO
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Subject: Re: ggbj - urgent request!!!
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 27 Sep 92 20:01:29 CST
Organization: Brandon University

In article <1992Sep24.222603.16891@eskimo.celestial.com>, cerebrus@eskimo.celestial.com (Dan Scherck) writes:
> Here, I'll post if for ya. Hehe. Haven't seen any CIA agents around
> lately, so I don't think anyone will notice. 
> 
> Ok. There is a guy, and his bos, his boss's wife, and the guy's wife. 
> They go golfing together, and it's a particularly sunny day, so
> they head for the first tee. Just as the boss steps up and puts his ball
> down, the guy's wife
> !@#p#121
> NO CARRIER

Would someone PLEASE be kind enough to post the ENTIRE joke? I have been
following this for sometime now, and it is REALLY getting frustrating!
And further more  #(*&#( FJEFefjke FEJ(#&%(*$#&^TGOSJE FEW&%# @WJFOEW F*yeh
98 7 USDJ GF&#&TJWOIEF& #(@Q&%(&#s fas*&H@efahf6(*%#*&

WHo PICKED UP THE **** OTHER EXTENSION?!?!?

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Casey at the Bat
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 3 Oct 92 09:29:59 CST
Organization: Brandon University

The subject of the above message should read : Re: Casey at the bat
Go and read it!

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From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: Candy corn: an Explanation, please
Keywords: candy,corn,munchies,halloween
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 16:00:05 GMT

In article <deuelpm.718298421@craft.camp.clarkson.edu> deuelpm@craft.camp.clark
son.edu (Hobbit) writes:
>
>My wife and I were discussing tonight the "candy corn."  You know, candy
>corn--that white-orange-yellow stuff shaped like a road pylon that is only sol
d
>at halloween. . .
[stuff deleted]

Can't answer your question, but... did you know that IT's NOT
A REAL VEGETABLE.  Yup, and neither are Captain Crunch Crunchberries!!

Man I was pissed when I found this out! Personally, I quit eatin'
all of it!

-Mark
From: miner@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: confucious say wanted
Date: 26 Sep 92 10:55:05 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

In article <92269.215517AUEND@ASUACAD.BITNET>, <AUEND@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
> can someone please re-post any "confucious say" articles.  thanks...

Confucius say: He who have open mind, have holes in head.

Confucius say: When shoot arrow straight up, run into wind.

Confucius say: If string have one end, probably have another.
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From: steinl@idt.unit.no (Stein Lang|rgen)
Subject: Conflict of logic (WAS: Re: true)
Reply-To: steinl@idt.unit.no (Stein Lang|rgen)
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 14:13:43 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.201246.25430@news.ysu.edu>, ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller) writes:
[...]
|> >|> >   The Following statement is True.
|> >|> >   The preceding statement was False.
|> >|> This is a contradiction, therefore both statements are false.
|> >Or Ture!   B^)

Try to analyze this instead:      This statement is false.

|> Reminds me of the bit from Star Trek episode "I, Mudd", where Kirk tells
|> the android "Every word harry Mudd says is a lie", followed by Harry Mudd
|> telling the android "I am lying".

But if you really want a conflict of logic, try this one:

1) Nothing is impossible.  
2) Impossible is impossible.
3) Impossible is possible.

Now (3) being valid makes (2), its opposite, invalid.  But, remember
that (3) was valid only because (2) was valid, which is now invalid.

Both (2) and (3) are true/false statements, and they are also statements
opposite each other, yet both appear to be both valid and invalid.

IMPOSSIBLE!!!

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From: deuelpm@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Hobbit)
Subject: The *best* we can do for Election '92
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 15:49:52 GMT

I heard on the radio this morning that there was a congressional election
in Arizona which ended up in a tie vote.  Apparently, in Arizona, it is
allowed to settle the tie with a game of chance.  The opponents (in "Old
West" fashon, the newsreader said) played 5-card stud.

The Republican won with a pair of 7's.



Points to ponder:

o With what we've got to choose from this year, I think a big poker game
would be appropriate. . .  

o Clinton might opt for strip poker, though, so the media will reject this
idea.

o Since the Republicans (or at least, Bush) is on a big family values kick,
should we now legalize gambling???


What do you think?  Post other "points."  I'm curious to see what sarcastic
comments can come from this. . .


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From: ian@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Ian M Glazer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: RE Purity Questions
Date: 28 Sep 92 20:50:19 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania


	Please send me a copy.  Thanks in advance.  Until next time...

						Stay tuned,
						Ian Glazer
e-mail: ian@eniac.seas.upenn.edu
From: arr9734@cuphub.cup.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re; Rocky Horror Script
Date: 5 Oct 92 21:21:05 GMT
Organization: California University of Pennsylvania, California, PA

If anybody has it please post the Script for either the Rocky Horror Picture
Show or The Rocky Horror Show(Stage Play)
		The Grey Wizard
From: miner@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Can-you-believe-this Dept.
Date: 5 Oct 92 17:39:59 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

As I was coming out of the theater after seeing _Last of the Mohicans_
I heard a save-the-trees type say wistfully:

	Gee, did you see that scenery?  Wasn't it a beautiful country
	before the white man ruined it?

"Where do you think they filmed it--on Mars?" would have been
appropriate.  But I've given up saying what I think... (they filmed
it, BTW, in North Carolina)




Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rfd2001@andy.bgsu.edu (Ryan Dickey)
Subject: Sick joke
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: BGSU
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 23:33:53 GMT

This impotent guy goes to a doctor and tells him his "problem".
The doctor tells him to sleep naked with his wife each night and
maybe the problem would go away.
Nope.
He went to bed nude every night and when his wife checked--limp.
He went to another doctor.
That doctor told him to have his wife sleep naked.
Every night, she would go to bed nude.
Nothing.
They both started sleeping nude.
Nada.
He went to another doctor.
This doctor told him to touch his wife's pussy when she was asleep, and rub

his hand under his nose.
That night when she fell asleep, he put his hand on her pussy and rubbed
it under his nose.
WHAMMO!!!
He was rock-hard!
"Honey!," he yelled, buck naked and erect in the dark, "turn on the light,
 do you notice anything???"
She turns on the light.
"Yeah,", she says, "you have a bloody nose."
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: 10667547@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (JIMMY FANG)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 23:49:27 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.003714.19220@syacus.acus.oz.au> roberts@syacus.acus.oz.au (Robert Salier) writes:
>From: roberts@syacus.acus.oz.au (Robert Salier)
>Subject: Re: Thoughts
>Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 00:37:14 GMT
>
>>I thought an Apple was a fruit and a Macintosh was a raincoat?
>
>I thought IBM stood for "I Bought Macintosh"

Nah, it stood for (I) (B)ought a (M)istake!

:-)

Geez, how much cross-posting is needed for this?

rec.humor
alt.folklore.computers
aus.computers
+ one that I deleted!

JiM FaNg
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hansen@deci.cs.umn.edu (David M. Hansen)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: University of Minnesota
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 15:03:49 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.224044.27506@newshost.unh.edu>, jss@kepler.unh.edu (Spectre) writes:
|> In article <1992Sep25.205126.13293@spectrum.xerox.com> eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall) writes:
|> >
|> >A public park near Rexburg, Idaho: Beaver Dick Park (I've actually been there!)
|> >
|> 
|> 	In Avon Colorado, there is a Liquer store that is wonderfully named:
|> 
|> 				Beaver Liquers
|> 
|> 	Needless to say, they sell tons of T-shirts and koozies.
|> 
|> 					-Jeff
|> 
|> 

At the school where I got my bachelor's degrees (Good 'ol MTU -- God's area
code is 906 -- Say yah to da UP, eh?) one of the dorm houses was called
Liquor Hole.

                                       -=Dave
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dgreen@jarthur.claremont.edu (David Green)
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Keywords: purple
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 01:36:36 GMT

In some article s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
->	Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
Indeed.  You should do this when you post during spurple.
-- 
dgreen@jarthur.claremont.edu				   David "Mishael" Green
		    Have you scritched your local Furry today?
***********************Who ordered the muon? -- I. I. Rabi**********************
	    Unix and the world Unix with you; VAX and you VAX alone.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdm@mermaid.msel.unh.edu (Richard Miller)
Subject: Re: Sorority Jokes by request
Organization: UNH Marine Systems Engineering Laboratory
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 02:58:52 GMT

In article <1067@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu> cobe101@emory.edu (Christopher C. Chung) writes:
>
>DELTA DELTA DELTA 
>
>Tridelt ...... everyone else has.

Tridelt:

     ------   ------
     \   / /\ \   /
      \/ /   \ \/
        -------

                   2 out of three go down!
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: request for dentist/dental hygenist jokes
Date: 2 Oct 92 11:52:38 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

Here's two:

A woman is in a dentist's chair.  The dentists says, "I'm going to have
to remove that molar".  The woman moans, "Ohhh, I'd rather have a baby".
The dentist says, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair".

----------------

The dentist says to the man in the chair, "I have good news and bad
news.  The bad news is, you have terrible gum disease.  To fix it,
your going to need at least a dozen extremely painful visits, or you
will lose all of your teeth".

The man says, "At least there's good news.  What's the good news"?

The dentist says, "See that beautiful hygenist?  I'm screwing her
every night".

--f2
------------------------
  "Bad knee, gotta run".
  --Pat Buchanan to his draft board
From: cobe101@emory.edu (Christopher C. Chung)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: American Jokes
Date: 27 Sep 92 20:20:48 GMT
Organization: Emory University, Atlanta, GA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

Isn't the subject a little redundant.

:)
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sexual Harassment Conset Form
Date: 2 Oct 92 11:58:21 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


                  SEXUAL HARASSMENT CONSENT FORM

NAME ___________________________   SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER__________

ADDRESS ________________________   HOME PHONE _____________________

        ________________________   WORK PHONE _____________________

MALE _________  FEMALE _________   OTHER __________________________

     SEXUAL PREFERENCE:

     MALE-FEMALE _______________   FEMALE-FEMALE __________________

     MALE-MALE _________________   HUMAN-ANIMAL ___________________

     ALL OF THE ABOVE __________   NONE OF THE ABOVE ______________

     OTHER (SPECIFY) ______________________________________________


I CONSENT TO THE FOLLOWING FORMS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT:

SALUTORY GREETING ______________       HEAVY BREATHING ON:

OCCASIONAL COMPLIMENTS _________              NECK ________________

EYE-TO-EYE CONTACT _____________              EAR _________________

EYE-TO-BUST CONTACT ____________              OTHER _______________

PINCHING/RUBBING _______________

GROPING ________________________       HANDS ALLOWED ON: 

HEAVY GROPING __________________              SHOULDER ____________

                                              WAIST _______________

                                              ARMS ________________

                                              BUNS ________________

                                              BOOBS _______________

OTHER (SPECIFY) ________________              OTHER (SPECIFY BELOW)

ALL OF THE ABOVE _______________              _____________________

I WILL _____ WILL NOT _____

1. ASSIST IN THE PROCUREMENT OF VARIOUS POTIONS, LOTIONS, AND
   OTHER PRODUCTS TO BE USED DURING MY SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
2. ASSIST IN THE PROCUREMENT AND MAINTENANCE OF VARIOUS TYPES OF
   PARAPHERNALIA TO BE USED DURING MY SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
3. PARTICIPATE IN TRAINING DEMONSTRATIONS.
4. CLEAN UP.
5. SERVE POST-HARASSMENT REFRESHMENTS (LIMITED TO COFFEE, SOFT
   DRINKS, CIGARETTES, COOKIES, ETC.)

I WILL ACCEPT SEXUAL HARASSMENT FROM THE FOLLOWING: _______________

___________________________________________________________________


SIGNATURE: ______________________________    DATE: ________________

(NOTE: A NEW CONSENT FORM MUST BE FILED WITH THE PERSONNEL OFFICE
       WHENEVER ANY OF THE ABOVE INFORMATION CHANGES)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Re: Life  3.g
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 03:16:00 GMT

In article <717403935.2@nwark.FidoNet>, Bob.Underdown@f1040.n391.z1.FidoNet.Org (Bob Underdown) writes...
> U> I would touch it up just a bit to make it more closely resemble 
> U> the cadence
> U> of George's pledge:
> U> 
> U>     I pledge allegiance to the ACLU
> U>     of the People's Republic of Massachusetts;
> U>     and to the welfare state for which it stands:
> U>     one nation, without God, undefendable,
> U>     with high taxes, bureaucracy and racial quotas for all.
> U> 
> 
>Just one Question...   If God is a Republican, then why is his Son a Jewish
>Liberal?

A1: Kids, they always have to be rebellious just for the sake of it.
A2: The Jews were the only ones around whose gods didn't already have kids.
A3: So, you expected maybe he would be Orthodox?
From: tligman@bgsu.edu (Trip)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: 1500 Question Purity Test
Date: 28 Sep 92 20:09:42 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Bowling Green State Univ.


I have the 1500 question Purity test here and will send it to anyone who
wants a copy.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jss@gloin.unh.edu (Spectre)
Subject: Re: <None>
Organization: University of No Holidays - UNH - East somewhere
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 18:00:15 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.200519.1807@ucbeh.san.uc.edu> sauerm@ucbeh.san.uc.edu writes:
>I am so horny!!!!!
>
>
>I am a single white female withlarge breasts please write me!!!!!!
>

Ok Mark....sure.....

-- 
'Choose to choose for who you choose to choose'
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               My opinions are mine and only mine. I don't care 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: THE BEST DAMNED JOKES EVER!!!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 06:26:03 GMT

>> Here are some of the best jokes I've ever heard:
>> 1.  Bill Clinton for President
>> 2.  political correctness
>> 3.  Animals rights
>> 4.  Reaganomics destroyed the economy
>> 5.  Spike Lee's new movie, Malcolm 10 (or is that Malcolm X ?)
>> 6.  Spike Lee's old movies
>> 7.  Gay rights
>> 8.  Liberals
>> 9.  Misguided liberal dogma, which, incidentally, corrodes the foundations
>>     of American Society
>> 10.  Anita Hill
>> 11.  The whole Kennedy Klan (living and dead)
>> 12.  Jesse Jackson
>> 13.  Environmentalists
>> 14.  The Homeless Advocacy
>> 15.  Multiculturalists
>> 16.  Feminists, and other women too ugly to get a date
>>   
>> 
>>      The list shall go on and on and on and on and on and on and on...
>
>How about :
> 
>17. Anti Abortionists
>18. Holes in the ozone layer
>19. Religious radio stations
>
>SPARKER @ GMUVAX.GMU.EDU
>
And these...

20.  George Bush...the environmental President.
21.  Dan Quayle
22.  "Read My Lips"
23.  potatoe 
24.  Republican


Ratboy
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Blind
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:28:40 GMT

Jacob Salomon (jacob@informix.com) wrote:
: 
: Some Aussie, who has managed to mask his true identity, submitted
: this item:
: 
: >Here is another joke
: >	Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife?
: >	Neither has Stevie Wonder.
: >							Kenneth
: 
: I recently noticed that Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have the same
: mannerism: The Grimace, Grin and Twitch.
: 
: Did Stevie Wonder pick that up from watching Ray Charles?

No, he picked that up from playing tennis with Ray Charles.

Aussies may remember Norman Gunston (Garry McDonald) asking Ray Charles
"Are the shades for real?"

Cheers
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Monash University                                : "I think thinking is 
Clayton, Victoria   				 :  so important"
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From: akn8257@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Joke
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:11:10 GMT
Reply-To: akn8257@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology



Q:  How will a fat woman thank a fat man?



A:  Thanks for the tip.
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