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Subject: UNBELIEVABLE exchange program !!!
From: cooper@black.bgu.ac.il (Shuker Moshe)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 18:24:29 GMT
Organization: Ben-Gurion University, Beer Sheva, Israel

  Hi !
-------

We are looking fOr students interested in coming to Israel for the summer
in order to work in your major field , gain experience , and tour the
country .

Please contact us for more information .

				Glad to hear from you ,

					Tal and Zac .

				

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From: an2209@anon.penet.fi
Subject: ATTN:  C Y N T H I A !
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads,alt.personals,soc.singles,soc.penpals
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 23:38:40 GMT

X-Anon-To:alt.personals.ads,alt.personals,soc.singles,soc.penpals

Bonjour une fois encore!  Je besoin votre addresse devant j'ecrivez-vous!
Repondez-vous a: an2099@anon.penet.fi

A bientot!

P.S. J'ai une lettre pour vous!

. 

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From: Alex.Strasheim@launchpad.unc.edu (Alex Strasheim)
Subject: Re: Lonely Girl
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 06:51:09 GMT

>And your terrible grammar and punctuation skills is quite representative
>of your intelligence.

I think you meant:  

"Your terrible grammar and punctuation skills *are* quite representative of
your intelligence."
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From: msc2001@andy.bgsu.edu (Michael Stephen Chalkwater)
Subject: Christmas
Followup-To: alt.personals.ads
Organization: Bowling Green State University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 06:15:05 GMT

			Hello, boys and girls!  These new fandangled computer thingamajiggies
are a bit confusing for us old-timers, so I don't know if my first message
reached you all!  Please send me all you can write about Christmas, or
maybe just a simple "what I want for Christmas" wish list!  Sugarplum
dreams.....

																																															Sincerely yours,
																																																	Santa (Mike) Claus
																																																						msc2001@andy.bgsu.edu
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From: an1751@anon.penet.fi
Subject: WM ISO WF (DC Area)
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals.ads
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 20:27:12 GMT



White male, mid-30s, medium height and build, non-smoker, professional.
Considered attractive, intellectual, diverse interests.  Presently in an
unfulfilling marriage.

Hoping to be rescued by a seductive, mature yet fun-loving mid-40's
woman. 


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From: cress@endeavor.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: IN THE SPIRIT OF GIVING
Date: 16 Dec 1992 22:45:20 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: endeavor.ksu.ksu.edu
Keywords: entomologist


Hello decent folks of alt.personals...
     I know this isn't the right group, but I need the lyrics
to a couple of fairly well known (except to me) Christmas
tunes:

	1. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
	2. Deck the Halls

No this isn't a cheap attempt to get email, this is an
honest request.
I'm trying to make a parody to them.

Thanks,
Garrett


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From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: WM seeks sanity on Jessica Issue
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 23:02:21 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.001556.7533@penet.fi> an1396@anon.penet.fi (Standby) writes:
>If Jessica L.B. bothers you, I suggest the simple solution.  Don't read her
>posts.  That's it.  Just like watching TV.  If you don't like what's on,
>then change the channel, or fast-forward the tape.  Isn't that simple,
>boys and girls.  No need to insult her sexuality or intelligence (having
>neither met nor screwed her, with a whelk's chance in a supernova of either
>(although I probably wouldn't object to either), I'll not comment).

*APPLAUSE*

>(Jessica, dear, try not to flame me for this...I'll only be forced to
>take my own advice and ignore your posts.)

really, honestly, I think more bandwidth has been wasted on people
flaming Jessica than on her flames alone. And it's made me press the
"n" key much much more. Come on folks. Get a life. You're as bad as she
is. If not worse.

-bacon
flames? HAH! I already got my asbestos suit on! go away! if you don't
like what I'm saying, tough sh*t!
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From: agram@netcom.com (Andrew Gram)
Subject: ISO Jon Dunbar
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 16:37:59 GMT



		   Surrender your Overthruster, Jon Dunbar!



-Jon Smallberries/Dr. Lazardo
From: mike_steiner@qm.claris.com (Mike Steiner)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: J_baby
Date: 18 Dec 92 19:35:44 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals.ads

In article <1992Dec17.025922.6956@oz.plymouth.edu>,
j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) wrote:
> 
> In article <BzD2sM.B0H@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> shulick@shoshone.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick) writes:

> >>Sigh.So puerile and yet such an interestingly small mind this man(?)
> >>has.Hrm.I wonder what ticked him off?Ah well, to paraphrase someone
> >>from this very net, the world may never know, and doesn't really care to. 
> >
> >Damn right, no one cares.  So LEAVE.  If flames are what you like, make
> >alt.flames your new home, ok?  This group is for personal ads, NOT
> >BITCHING AND WHINING BY UNDERSEXED BITCHES.  Split.
> >
> >-- 
> >    // Amiga 3000   ___ \ Sam Hulick: shulick@indiana.edu (NeXTmail OK!)
> >   // 68030 25 MHz /__/\ \ My opinions wear combat boots.  Or whatever.
> >\\// OS 2.04       \__\/ / "Walk!  Not bloody likely.  I am going in a
> > \/                     / taxi."  --George Bernard Shaw

> Pray tell me do i suspect traces of bitterness underneath that
> *almost* witty repartee you send down the line?Gack man, what is an
> undersexed bitch?And i was just wondering if this bitterness is due,
> in part, to the fact that *you* as well cannot understand the big huge
> tremendous words i use in my postings?Poor baby, let ya mamma know i'm
> sure she'll run right over from next door and snuggle you against her
> breast.Eeeeeeeewwwwwww, and do something about that queer .sig if you
> can.Did i say paisley slippers?Egads man i think i must have meant
> something more along the lines of oh, let's say little baby booties of
> sophomoric mentality with the laces of a paranoid little
> dweeb.Shrug.Your call.Smile.


What else can you expect from someone who actually advertises that he
prefers an Amiga?

+---------------------------------------------------------------------+
|Now that I have a reader that can do .sigs, I can't think of a witty |
|one to put here, so I won't.  All normal disclaimers apply.          |
+---------------------------------------------------------------------+
From: rhogan@phakt.usc.edu (Ron Hogan)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: homo section
Date: 14 Dec 1992 21:23:03 -0800
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

V5WA000 <V5WA@UNB.CA> writes:

>Why is there so much homosexual material?  Obviously there are
>many of you out there, butt when one thinks of personal ads
>one thinks of heterosexuals.  Perhaps a new file could be
>created.  ie alt.personals.samesex
>I'm not advocating segregation but it would be nice to be sure
>tof the sexuality of whom you are reading/responding to.

1)  When 'one' thinks of personal ads... that 'one' is you.  Remember,
thousands of people use the net.  (note how i politely ignored the
Freudian slip offered by the misspelling of 'but'-- other people are
bound to be cruder about it)

2)  Why would it be nice?  To save time reading ads that don't appeal
to your prurient tastes?  Be more selective in reading the subject
lines; that's what they're there for.

3)  And everybody, please be specific in your subject line as to what
you're looking for.  This is the only point on which I have even the
tiniest shred of sympathy for this git, and *is* covered in the FAQ.

4)  And the word is 'homosexual'-- not 'homo'.  The homosexuals I know
don't take kindly to the short version.
From: ford@acs.bu.edu (Craig Wiernik)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: Lonely Girl
Date: 10 Dec 92 16:45:28 GMT
Organization: Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

to michelle,

i would like to respond more personally than this, but you
neglected to include and e`mail address.
mine is ford@acs.bu.edu.

hope to hear from you soon.

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From: j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon)
Subject: Re: SWF iso SWM
Summary: Applause
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, NH.
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 17:02:03 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.040449.4853@umbc3.umbc.edu> cs431109@umbc5.umbc.edu (cs431109) writes:
>Well, I've finally worked up the nerve to do this so here goes.
Applause, very educational Mary, i'm impresssed. And nicely put, also.
So let's hear it for the  non beck and call girl(copped from a movie but at
least we know she has a memory).Oh, and flame away if you like, i will
write back in kind, believe it or not.Giggle. 
>All else is optional, except if you're looking for a cute little nobody
>with a Christie Brinkley figure to be your beck and call girl, look
>elsewhere. But if you're looking for someone to just share a few mail
>messages with, and maybe more, send me mail.
>
>Mary :-)
>
>P.S. my account will expire on this computer on January 4th, I think.
>Academic computers -- what a pain. Next semester I'll get an account
>again, though.
Damn shame, ain't it though?*SIGH*

- The Goddess with no .sig file

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From: jason@studsys.mscs.mu.edu (Jason Hanson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: J_baby
Date: 16 Dec 1992 17:02:42 GMT
Organization: Marquette University - Department MSCS
NNTP-Posting-Host: studsys.mscs.mu.edu

In article <1992Dec16.144503.5848@oz.plymouth.edu> j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>>
>>are you kidding? with her mouth, she can't even get herself in bed. why else
>>would she act the way she does? she is obviously sexually frustrated.

>Sigh.So puerile and yet such an interestingly small mind this man(?)
>has.Hrm.I wonder what ticked him off?Ah well, to paraphrase someone
>from this very net, the world may never know, and doesn't really care to. 

I cannot believe that someone who doesn't know to add two spaces after each
sentence would have the audacity to accuse someone else of having a small mind.
Get a life, ma'am!


-- 
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Marquette University |   Milwaukee, WI 53233-2373     |     Ham Radio: N9LEA/AA
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From: wilbanks@spot.Colorado.EDU (Wendell Gee)
Subject: SWM in Boulder! Film at 10!
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 02:58:19 GMT

I can't believe that I'm doing this, but it's finals week, so I'm legally
insane.

I'm 20, 6', devoutly Presbyterian/Methodist, an Environmental Conservation
major, outdoorsy (hiking mainly), heavily into all types of music except the
Grateful Dead, considered either "nice" or "weird" by the women I know (either
way, the kiss of death), and often bordering on insane. 

I'm not really looking for anything romantic. E-mail is fine. I don't bug 
anyone. I'm really quite mellow. Really. Trust me. I've had to live as myself
for twenty years, so I have a decent understanding of me. And when I need to 
shut up.

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From: cfthb@mrcnext.cso.uiuc.edu (T. Howard Black)
Subject: Re: fags
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Organization: CSO Resource Center
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:53:05 GMT

G4B3 (G4B3@UNB.CA) wrote:
: Why is it that fags feel the need to post in this newsgroup?
: It's the personals not the fag  column.  Go post  under
: alt.homosexual or something.  Or even better don't post at all.

    Gawd, how macho!  Does your boyfriend like it when you act this way?
;-)

: Tell me do you all swallow?

    Sorry; you'll have to get your jerk-off fantasy material somewhere
else.
--
*****************************************************************************
        Howard Black                          cfthb@ux1.cts.eiu.edu
        Department of Chemistry               Eastern Illinois Univ.
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From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: fags
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:32:01 GMT

In article <09DEC92.13899039.0128@UNBVM1.CSD.UNB.CA> G4B3 <G4B3@UNB.CA> writes:
>Why is it that fags feel the need to post in this newsgroup?
>It's the personals not the fag  column.  Go post  under
>alt.homosexual or something.  Or even better don't post at all.

Homosexuals invented the personal ad.  Really.

Mark., like it or not, it's the truth
gooley@netcom.com
From: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: SF ISO a REAL man ( using a friends account )
Date: 14 Dec 92 09:45:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: SYNAPSE BBS - GATINEAU, QUEBEC - 819-561-4321
Reply-To: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 

To: petitc@vccsouth10.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
From: doug.hewko@synapse.org

In article <_bj27ck@rpi.edu>, Christopher Jon Petit says....
CJ.joverton@csws20.ic.sunysb.edu (Jeremiah Overton) writes:

>In article <1992Dec13.201111.10495@samba.oit.unc.edu> Alex.Strasheim@launchpad.unc.edu (Alex Strash
>>Someone said:
>>>                  I am a student at UNB and this is my first forray
>>>into the electronic personals... I am using a friend's account because I
>>>am a part time student amd don't have one myself. But not to worry...
>>>he said that he would not read my messages.....
>>
>>> I am  5'5 blonde and blue eyed... my hair is about mid shoulder length.
>>> I enjoy sports and work out (weights) frequently. I am looking for a
>>>man to have e-mail chats with, but I shall only reply if the topic
>>>intrests me. So send away....  I'm lonley........

CJ.    Her name is Barbie.  She has many interests.  But, guys, before you
  .get all excited, I'm afraid she does have a boyfriend named Ken, and he's a
  .pretty manly dude.  *sigh*  Seems the good ones are always taken.

Now how did I know that Barbie would have a boyfriend named Ken?  
Probably heard it somewhere. <g>  I bet that G.I. Joe would have no 
problems kicking Ken's butt...besides, Ken does not look *that* manly. 
More stick-figurely....  

               Doug
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From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: homo section
Keywords: Dipshit, Redneck, et al
Date: 17 Dec 92 16:13:57 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

Giggle.I think the goddess is a gay man.Anyone else?Giggle*SIGH*
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From: noring@netcom.com (Jon Noring)
Subject: Re: The meaning of life
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 01:10:50 GMT

The meaning of life?  Everybody knows it's 42.  :^)

Have a good day.

Jon Noring



-- 

Charter Member of the INFJ Club.

Now, if you're just dying to know what INFJ stands for, be brave, e-mail me,
and I'll send you some information.  It WILL be worth the inquiry, I think.

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Who are you?  Read alt.psychology.personality!  That's where the action is.
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From: sherm@phx.mcd.mot.com (cassie)
Subject: Broadcasting private information on the net is a NO..NO
Organization: Motorola Computer Group, Tempe, Az.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 22:32:00 GMT

>
>> By the way, yes I'm jealous as hell. I'd love to have her home
>> phone number but alas, I can't finger her.
>
>Her number is (XXX) YYY-ZZZZ, I believe. You don't have to be jealous
>any longer. Of course, I extrapolated that. Her finger information
>gives her extension as xZZZZ. 
>
>	[ details of extrapolation deleted ]
>	[ and phone number destroyed, obviously ]
>
>                                                  Give it a try. And
>don't feel bad about using it. If somebody places their phone number
>in their finger information, then they are basically inviting phone
>calls from around the world. Of course, I wouldn't waste the buck on
>it.
>

I'm torn here larry.  I was only half joking when I said
that I was jealous.  Part of me really wanted her phone 
number.  Part of me really wants to finger her for myself :) :)
But the other part of me, just wanted to slap YOU silly.

I was trying to make a point, that there are people
on the net who would like to have her phone number.
Alot of these people would probably abuse the information.
You should feel honored to have this information,
and you should keep it a secret.  If she had wanted,
us to know her phone number she would have it in
her signature.  Telling someone what her phone number is
makes you an accomplice to whatever they do with that
information.  

It also makes you IMHO a very untrustworthy person.
You had some personal infromation about her and you just
give it to someone you don't even know.
Give us a break, and act responsibly. 

When I taught at the University of Utah we had a similar setup.  
You could finger someone on the computer system and it would print out 
personal information, which included schedules, office
hours, office location and phone number, last login....  
My phone office number and home number where among the information
given if you fingered me.  I never expected, much less
invited phone calls from around the world.  Nor did
I expect nor invite phone calls at home for other than
emergency reasons.  While, I can't quite get my bandpass filter
to cut off sharply enough at xyz MgHz, is NOT an
emergency for a student;  It is from the Air Force.
So there was a reason for my home number to be available,
but if you say it you should have a GOOD reason for using
it.  Lots of phone numbers are in the phone book, does
that mean that they have all invited me to call them?

Since the finger information only listed her extension,
why should you expect that she would be inviting calls
from anywhere but her local exchange?

P.S.  When I kidnap her and sell her into white slavery 
      in argentina, (What a silly assumption that she's white)
      i won't let them know that you led me to her.
      But I'll still send you the 10% finder's fee.
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From: gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews)
Subject: Re: fags
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 01:43:02 GMT

j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>In article <09DEC92.13899039.0128@UNBVM1.CSD.UNB.CA> G4B3 <G4B3@UNB.CA> writes:
>>Why is it that fags feel the need to post in this newsgroup?
    [......]
>>
>Aha!I've found you.The perfect person to flame.Oh yummy.Thanks you
>made my day you sophomoric piece of homophobic shit stain on yer
>father's gooey underwear.
    [......]
>
>- Zed "bows for a flame considered well done" the Goddess
>

Well done?  Hardly.  "Sophmoric" perfectly describes the kind of
flame that merely vomits abuse at the target.  You'll have to
do better than that if you want to pat yourself on the back.

Any cretin can spew filth.  Let's see you display more than a
double-digit IQ, if you can.

-- 
:::::::::::::::::::  Greg Andrews  gerg@netcom.com  :::::::::::::::::::
ObGuindon:  Scientists have just discovered that in winter, carp
            migrate to a rather sleazy hotel in Newark, N.J.
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From: willson@seas.gwu.edu (Stephen R. Willson)
Subject: Re: 8 month old guitarist seeks 6 to 24 month old guitarist in Orange Co.
Organization: George Washington University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 02:04:08 GMT

And older women as well.  He's goin after women twice, even three times his
age.
-- 
-----------------------+-------------------------------------------------------
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 willson@seas.gwu.edu  | Here to swear in the President of the United States,
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From: jdunbar@terapin.com (Jon Dunbar)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: WHY WOMAN DON'T POST : TOP TEN REASONS
Date: 11 Dec 92 14:53:09 PST
Organization: BBS

In article <1992Dec8.235512.2763@gacvx2.gac.edu>, emiddlec@mora.gac.edu (Eric
Middlecamp) writes:
>In article <lynx.2kx3@terapin.com>  writes:
>>In article <jdunbar.2kj2@terapin.com>, jdunbar@terapin.com (Jon Dunbar)
writes:
>
>>>In article <lynx.2j8k@terapin.com>, lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway)
writes:
>>>>In article <84463@ut-emx.uucp>, sandeep@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Sandeep Sinha)
wr
>ites:
>>>>>Its time to start with this collection of collectable items. I
>>>>>...
>>>>>1) Nerds don't deserve woman
>>>>>No flames please. This is meant for fun 
>  
>>>>That's kinda rude don't ya think?  Sounds like fun if you have the
mentality
>>>>...
>
>>>Lynx...lynx...lynx......ok so now we should add he word "nerd" to our list
of
>>>..
>>>so far left that you become a dictator.
>
>>Oh calm down.  First off, I have a right to respond and make a point in
defense
>
>>..
>>this; you disgust me.
>
>Both of you missed what the other way saying.. Happens all the time.
>
>Both of you took precautions to preserve the intended meaning, but you went 
>beyond that to flame just in case.
>
>That is all. (Couldn't find another grammatically plausible end.)
Well I agree, but I put my foot in my mouth too much, and I didn't state my
case in a way that is positive...I plead guilty to the above charges:)


Jon
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From: msc2001@andy.bgsu.edu (Michael Stephen Chalkwater)
Subject: Christmas
Followup-To: alt.personals.ads
Organization: Bowling Green State University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 05:57:16 GMT

	
			Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Please write me back, I'm waiting for a request list!


																																			Merry Christmas,
																																								Santa (Mike) Claus
																																											-msc2001@andy.bgsu.edu
From: etamer@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Elie Tamer)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: more of you???
Date: 18 Dec 92 04:44:02 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX



This a test. Thank you
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