HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sej5g@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Susan Elizabeth Juroff)
Subject: Re: SLACK
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 22:00:41 GMT

No problem.  I will help you.  I am a lot of nude girls and it
won't cost you anything to join.  Just send $20 and don't mind
the bleeding.  It's temporary, just like the pain.

-->sej5g
--
From: nht@cs.bham.ac.uk (Neville H. Thomas)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: P i n |<  P o s t i n g s
Date: 30 Jul 92 14:58:44 GMT
Organization: School of Computer Science, University of Birmingham, UK

The trouble is that you  P i n |< s  are all the same.
You just use the standerd template and post:

   ** Blah Blah BoB.    
   ** Please send me $1.75.
   ** Disclaimer: Or KiLL me.

This will never work.

Everybody knows that
   you get slack from smokin' froop from a pipe
not from
   #include<std.postin'>  /* Day-glo Pink thru and thru. */


-- 
Email: N.H.Thomas@cs.bham.ac.uk   Fax: +44 21 414 4281     Tel: +44 21 414 3736
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Enough of this crap....RE: MASTURBATION
Date: 31 Jul 92 07:55:56 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <1992Jul31.052524.15595@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> arsmith@nyx.cs.du.edu (Alan Smith) writes:
>
>There *IS* a reason why he's called "Kibo." y'know.
>

Of course: he's got "Kibo" in the middle of his name in quotations!
That's a _good_ reason to call him "Kibo."

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (I was going to put "Kibo" there instead o' "Monty", but I
chickened out)
-- 
  "Windle shook his head sadly. Five      | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
exclamation marks, the sure sign of an    |  [Not a UCSD employee]
insane mind."                             |
     --Terry Pratchett, _Reaper Man_      |
From: spl@alex.uucp (Steve Lamont)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: CARASSO: MALE EXOTIC DANCERS
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.flame,misc.test,alt.religion.kibology,alt.slack
Date: 21 Jul 1992 20:06:03 GMT
Organization: University of Calif., San Diego/Microscopy and Imaging Resource
NNTP-Posting-Host: alex.ucsd.edu

In article <6986@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>In article <lefty-200792094959@lefty.apple.com> lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
>writes:
>#  Were you aware that "no va" means "it doesn't go" in Spanish?
>Yes, but apparently the Ford Motor Company wasn't.

Yeah, Ford was so dumb they even put Chevy labels on them.

							spl
-- 
Steve Lamont, SciViGuy -- (619) 534-7968 -- spl@dim.ucsd.edu
UCSD Microscopy and Imaging Resource/UCSD Med School/La Jolla, CA 92093-0608
"Out of the ash/I rise with my red hair/And I eat men like air."
                        - Sylvia Plath, "Lady Lazarus"
From: M Maxwell
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Slack vampies!
Date: 23 Jul 1992 15:18:11 GMT
Organization: UC San Diego
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: irpsws80.ucsd.edu

In article <1992Jul23.043947.11367@peponi.wcc.govt.nz>
hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'the Bard' Hobbs) writes:
>Haven't you poor, pathetic "Bob"bies figured it out yet?
>
>Dobbs has stolen all your slack, your money, your self-respect, and, in
extreme
>cases, your virginity.
>
>Now you go around compensating for this by stealing those self-same things
from
>the mindless innocent Pinks you prey on. What's worse, you don't get to keep 
>them. "Bob" steals them, right back off ya.
>
>Face it. You have been turned into ravening idiot vampires by "Bob", and you
>spend your lives doing the same thing to everyone else. DOES THAT MAKE YA FEEL
>GOOD? HUH? DOES IT???
>
>Jim Qwax wants to help you. He wants to teach you to get free money and sex.
And
>you won't need to pay him $20, or any of that cursed SubGenius (pfaugh!) crap.
>He just wants a six-pack. Not that love-in-a-canoe American gunk, either.
>McHeady's Old Disgusting Ale, or other such Real Beer (tm).
>
>ACT NOW! SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED! OFFER CLOSES SOON! EWIGE QWAXENKRAFT!
>Anthony Hobbs		the Bard		hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
>OverPope, First Holy and Unreformed Church of the Flying Spiral - Viva Qwax!
>romantic poet - synth player extraordinaire - kate bush is god (she really is)
>DISCLAIMER: The Wellington City Council agree with everything I say... NOT!!!
>
Do not listen to this man.  He does not know.

"Bob" is not the way, and neither is Jim Qwax.  WONKA is the way.
WONKA knows your pain and it is his own.
-------------------
Matt Maxwell
mmaxwell@ucsd.edu

Hey you kids!  Don't touch that, it's ART!
From: ornoth@wonky.UUCP (David A. Liscomb)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: negativism: slackful?
Date: 22 Jul 92 15:14:14 GMT

thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) spoojed:

>NEXT, I WANT YOU TO PUT 409 IN YOUR MR. COFFEE COFFEEMAKER.

The Dog-Juice!
The Horrible Dog-Juice!

Seven Eight: Seat Bee Sate!

-David A. Liscomb                    This package sold by weight, not
 Systems Fnordgramming Team Fnorder  by volume. Some settling may occur
 MediFnord Sysfnords Inc.            during shipment.
 Westborough, MA USA

Your_Insult: You just want me to feed upon your companion.
Newsgroups: alt.george.bush.stinks,alt.slack,alt.walla.walla.washington,alt.walla.walla.walla.washington,alt.walla.walla,alt.redundancy
From: sej5g@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Susan Elizabeth Juroff)
Subject: Re: The definitive Pro-Mavrides Rant-song
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 21:45:28 GMT

Was that "about putting women in" pissive or passive positions?

"Boys like sex in the morning, sex in the morning
 Covers at my knees
 Boys like rotton conditions, passive positions
 I am a trapeze
 Boys like someone to take and someone to break and
 Comment on their size
 Boys like some to prod and someone who'll nod and 
 Then just close her eyes..."
          -Uncle Bonzai "Boys Like..."

Just thought I'd add two cents to that ashtray on your desk,
"Bob"...

-->sej5g
--
From: caedmon@pine.circa.ufl.edu (Pope Suppiluliumas)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: SubGenius koan.
Summary: The tao which can be translated is not true tao
Keywords: grep `finger @world.std.com` kibo
Date: 26 Jul 92 03:48:59 GMT
Reply-To: caedmon@pine.circa.ufl.edu
Organization: the DESK of the BOB 9000 Series Computer
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.3-4

In article <1992Jul14.195823.19671@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>,
  bm560@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Thomas D. Salyers) writes... 
> 
>   What is the sound of one "Bob" crapping?
You can put a pipe in a man's mouth but you can't make him grin.

[%=%]  Richard Omer Sr. Programmer Analyst ////  My parents hacked  \\\\  \/-\/
{o o}       Student Financial Affairs      |||   USENET and all I    |||  {o o}
|(@)|  University of Florida (904)392-1291 |||  got was this crummy  |||  |(@)|
/\-/\      caedmon @pine.circa.ufl.edu     \\\\\\\\ .sig file  /////////  [%=%]
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Church of the Flying Spiral says...
From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'the Bard' Hobbs)
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 09:26:26 GMT
Reply-To: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ

[advertisment - authorised by Lilith Lilywhite, Chaircreature, ACCGEK]

GET GREAT SEX FROM PSYCHOLOGICAL CONSTRUCTS!

	What is the single most common problem in male-female relationships?
I'll tell you what. It's the complaint that "my boy/girlfriend/sig.other/
wife/husband/concubine/sexslave just doesn't understand me!" Men don't
understand women, and women don't understand me. BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO?

ACCGEK, head temple of the Church of the Flying Spiral, is now running courses
on how to bridge the Gender Gap. Break on through to the other side! Swap your
gender as easily as you swap your underwear - and back again! Be aware of how
the opposite sex *really feels*!!!

The Chief Lord High Priest of ACCGEK, Jim Qwax, speaks:

"Carl Jung discovered that every one of us has an alternative personality of
the opposite sex. The Secret Teachings of the Flying Spiral, encapsulated in
this cheap-at-the-price volume, will teach you how to access that other self so
thoroughly that you actually bridge the Gender Gap and undergo a spontaneous
sex change. Action! Thrills! Astound your friends and confuse your enemies! And
go back any time you want! It's true. I've done it myself many at time. Just
not when other people were looking, that's all."

DO YOU BELIEVE THIS? If your IQ is greater than 50 and your gullibility rating
greater than 9, you could be in line to join the Church of the Flying Spiral
and learn all the things your parents and other sex educators never told you
about. Simply send $20, or the equivalent in beer, and a stamped self-adressed
envelope to:

ACCGEK
c/o Von Zedlitz Building 3rd Floor Male Toilets
Victoria University
Wellington, New Zealand.

Trust Jim Qwax. He knows who^H^H^Hwhat he's doing.
From: djd33237@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Denny d'Alelio )
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: the CON
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:14:02 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

How many of you are aware that the CON has their own newsgroup?






































 
alt.conspiracy
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: P i n |< P o s t i n g s
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 00:10:07 GMT

nht@cs.bham.ac.uk (Neville H. Thomas) writes:

>Everybody knows that
>   you get slack from smokin' froop from a pipe
>not from
>   #include<std.postin'>  /* Day-glo Pink thru and thru. */

Pin.  Head.  Pop.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
From: Jeff Lee <jlee@smylex.UUCP>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: negativism: slackful?
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 03:10:10 EDT
Organization: Shipbrook Software  (Tampa, FL)

In article <17-JNEWS-2.1@wonky.UUCP>, ornoth@wonky.UUCP (David A. Liscomb) writes:
> 
> Your_Insult: You just want me to feed upon your companion.
You're_in_salt: You just won't let me breast-feed upon Dan O'Banion.


+------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Net:  Jeff Lee / jlee@smylex.uucp / jlee%smylex.uucp@tscs.tscs.com     |
| SCA:  Lord Godfrey de Shipbrook / Wyvernwood, Trimaris                 |
|       Per pale azure and argent, a clarion counterchanged or and gules |
+------------------------------------------------------------------------+
      "Of course!  Lager!  The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!"
From: gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven)
Subject: Re: the CON
Reply-To: gak@wrs.com
Organization: Wind River Systems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 17:40:19 GMT

In article CsH@news.cso.uiuc.edu, djd33237@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Denny d'Alelio ) writes:
>How many of you are aware that the CON has their own newsgroup?
>alt.conspiracy

No they haven't.

They just put that there to dupe Pinks
like you into thinking they have.

---
gak
107/H/3&4
From: elvis@glyph.kingston.ny.us (Elvis)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: SLACK
Date: 31 Jul 92 03:52:10 GMT
Reply-To: elvis@glyph.UUCP (Elvis)
Organization: Glyph UNIX, Kingston, NY

I LOVE DISCO AND I HERE ITS MAKING A COMEBACK
From: Rod_Rombauer@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us (Rod Rombauer)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.injvstice
Subject: Flick money....
Date: 23 Jul 92 06:02:58 GMT
Organization: The Village BBS

Ok.. ok... OK!! Im tired of all this c**p about sending everyone $20 to
some geek who thinks he is k00l by asking for money... 
TO HELL WITH MONEY! Its a tool of the conspiracy... they try to sell you
slack and give you money, their tool, to but it with... 
If you want something... dont buy it... 
'... if you want a motorcar... you pluck it from the trees... If you want
pretty polly.. you take it...'
S**ew the Conspiracy... dont give in to their ruse to steal your slack by
makeing you spend their money on their products...
Take what you want... take it all.. or trade for something useful... like a
good b***j*b or food or clothes... or a car (perferably something like a
'65 Caddilac with a 429... big enough and heavy enough to turn a
Yuppie-carrying Miata into a crumpled piece of tin-foil)

'Give me food or b**w me! (or kill someone else, I like being alive..
eventhough I have to put up with SCUM everyday...)'

/-----------------------------------------------\
  The High Eggs Salted Reverend Powertools    
 Of the ONLY Goddamned Church of Calvinball   
  "Kill the Hell out of my $20 hamburger    
\-----------------------------------------------/

-- Via DLG Pro v0.992
From: blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.)
Subject: Re: I can't stand it anymore
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 23:56:18 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

fuckin' brilliant rant. Well done.
r.
From: houk@athena.cs.uga.edu (Joshua Houk)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Letter...
Date: 29 Jul 92 22:20:44 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

The following is an accurate transcription of a letter that WUOG-FM
(in Athens, GA) received. This document was dug up a few months ago
after residing in an application file that was untouched for seven
years. Underlined words are noted by *asterisks*.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

                                                         4/28, 1985
Dear WUOG,

A long while ago I had stolen these records from the station.
Recently I have come to accept and receive Jesus Christ, The Son of
God, Firstborn from the dead as my Lord and Savior. He is the Way,
the Truth and the Life *now* and forever. He is God's first and
last Word. Jesus *is* the Word of God. He saves from death,
eternal damnation, and from fear. Believe in Jesus and *live*. He
is the only narrow gate to the Father, God. He is the link between
Creation and God. Receive Him. I did - He makes me *new*. As a
result, here are your records back.

In Jesus' Name,

Bob
-- 
What goes in quiet comes out loud.
   - Superchunk
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: sej5g@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Susan Elizabeth Juroff)
Subject: Re: Ross Perot
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 21:50:53 GMT

Oh, take me now, you broadsword-carrying pink man!
-->sej5g
--
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: dave@admiral.uucp (Dave Litchman)
Subject: Re: Lack Of Slack in Alt.Slack, A Rant
Organization: The Admiral's Unix System & The Grid BBS
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 16:24:50 GMT

In article <7mcm9w#@lynx.unm.edu> blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.) writes:
>This obscene continual cross-posting to talk.bizarre and rec.kibo.kill
>and whatever is pretty damn sad.
>
>Have you forgotten what your goal is?
>Have you forgotten that the XISTS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO YOUR DOORSTEP and
>all you have to offer them is a stale DIET Cola and Spam?
>Sub-genii turning to Glorp? Yetisyn refusing their rightful Overman status?
>Are you all Pathetic Pink Sheep Bleating 'Send Me $20' over and OVER
>again?
>You're busy cross-posting cascades while I'm off BoFFing ruthie as my
>GIRLfriend sends UNIVERSAL messages about my DICK LENGTH.
>
>Who Was Pink Now?

Send me $20 and I'll tell you.


-- 
"Dammit Jim, I'm a free man, not a number!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
This is a copy of the mnemonic signature virus. Remember to copy it into
your .signature file later. Join the fun!
From: spl@alex.uucp (Steve Lamont)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Bob Dobbs == "Bob" Dobbs
Date: 28 Jul 1992 17:27:27 GMT
Organization: University of Calif., San Diego/Microscopy and Imaging Resource
NNTP-Posting-Host: alex.ucsd.edu

Whilst standing in line yesterday evening to give my money to the
slack in the box at the neighborhood Chevron station I caught a
glimpse a young woman wearing a tee shirt that said "Bob Dobbs" (No "
around Bob) something or another (like restaurant or resort or
something).  I believe that the location was in Tuscon, AZ, but I
could have been mistaken.  On the back was some sort of saying but she
had long blonde hair that obscured most of it, so I didn't get a good
look at it but it appeared to be something from the Prescriptures or
Economicon.  Sadly, the Luck Plane was tilted in the opposite
direction and I didn't get a chance to catch up with her before she
hopped in a beat up Capri and disappeared out onto the gathering
freeway.

Coincidence or merely chance?

							spl
-- 
Steve Lamont, SciViGuy -- (619) 534-7968 -- spl@dim.ucsd.edu
UCSD Microscopy and Imaging Resource/UCSD Med School/La Jolla, CA 92093-0608
"Out of the ash/I rise with my red hair/And I eat men like air."
                        - Sylvia Plath, "Lady Lazarus"
From: Rod_Rombauer@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us (Rod Rombauer)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.injvstice
Subject: Dragon and Phenomicon (Was: some pink c**p)
Date: 23 Jul 92 05:54:25 GMT
Organization: The Village BBS

Hell yeah, Im gonna be at Phenomicon! I was there last year and Ill be
there this year! I didnt know there were gonna be Sub-Gs at Dragon... If I
had known Ida been there to launch a few heads and smoke a few whatever was
going arounds... I mainly ddnt go becaue I thought DragonCon was for
Roll-playing Trek geeks... Guess not... You get the latest Chapel Perilous?
Anyways... 
PINKS WILL DIE... eventually, but helping them along doesn hurt...
Brad Majors
A.k.a /-----------------------------------------------\
        The High Eggs Salted Reverend Powertools    
       Of the ONLY Goddamned Church of Calvinball   
        "Kill the Hell out of my $20 hamburger    
      \-----------------------------------------------/
Something like that...

-- Via DLG Pro v0.992
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.cascade
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: negativism: slackful?
Organization: Yes.
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 17:40:18 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.151632.5596@ncsu.edu> seward@CCVAX1.NCSU.EDU writes:
>In article <392-JNEWS-2.1@smylex.UUCP>, Jeff Lee <jlee@smylex.UUCP> writes:
>>In article <17-JNEWS-2.1@wonky.UUCP>, ornoth@wonky.UUCP (David A. Liscomb) writes:
>>> 
>>> Your_Insult: You just want me to feed upon your companion.
>>You're_in_salt: You just won't let me breast-feed upon Dan O'Banion.
>You're_in_sauce: You just won't let me eat in the Grand Canyon.
Floor_in_boss: You just don't fret fleas.  Meat tin in the panyon.
From: whitedog@well.sf.ca.us (James Camron Spillman)
Subject: Re: Dragon and Phenomicon (Was: some pink c**p)
Organization: Whole Earth 'Lectronic Link
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 19:37:21 GMT

In article <Rod_Rombauer.04x8@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us> Rod_Rombauer@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us (Rod Rombauer) writes:
>Hell yeah, Im gonna be at Phenomicon! I was there last year and Ill be
>there this year! I didnt know there were gonna be Sub-Gs at Dragon... If I
>had known Ida been there to launch a few heads and smoke a few whatever was
>going arounds... I mainly ddnt go becaue I thought DragonCon was for
>Roll-playing Trek geeks... Guess not... You get the latest Chapel Perilous?
>Anyways... 
>PINKS WILL DIE... eventually, but helping them along doesn hurt...

...Yes, friends, PINKS WILL DIE but they will be CRAPPIN' THEIR DRAWERS
for MORE NOTES PER MEASURE THAN ANY OTHER KIND OF MUSIC!  THE SWINGIN'
LOVE CORPSES WILL BE THERE!  SATURDAY EVE AND THEY GONNA KICK BUTT, PINK
BOYZ!  $TANG GONNA BE THERE TOO --  HELPIN' WIND UP THEM SICK FUCKS TO A
SQUIRTIN' FRENZY!!!!!!  And don't forget to hear the Swingin' Love Corpses'
latest album, "New World Odor", on DisGraceland Rekkid & tapes....

Ys[rd vpityrdy pg Nsnu S;[js
P.O. Box 1675, St. Louis, MO  63101
...tell 'em WhiteDog sent ya!

"?"

Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: BLAMHEAD
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Summary: Act Now!  Don't miss out!
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 00:44:33 GMT

About a year and a half ago somebody posted a bitmap of "Bob" in this
group.  The top of his head was ripped off, and an envelope was
sticking in it.  It was a modified version of a standard "Bob" SunView
icon, such that one could use it for xbiff.  (Both were 64x64 1-bit
images.)

I HAVE LOST MY COPY.

I will trade my BLAMHEAD image for either or both of these bitmaps.
If you mail me the bitmap, please state the format you would like to
receive BLAMHEAD in.  I will uuencode binary formats.

BLAMHEAD is a 100x100 image in 22 colors.  BLAMHEAD fits the
description "yellow and black and rectangular", although it is not the
standard YB&R image.

The FIRST person to act is entitled to the FULL VERSION of BLAMHEAD,
titled "Fred", which is 511x384 in 27 colors.  It mostly fits the
description "yellow and black and rectangular", except there is a Minor
Disturbance in the lower right-hand corner.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Xref: sparky alt.slack:2166 alt.cascade:1524
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Monday, 27 Jul 1992 12:52:15 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: negativism: slackful?
 <1992Jul24.151632.5596@ncsu.edu> <1992Jul24.174018.23778@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>

In article <1992Jul24.174018.23778@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>,
bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) inhumes:
>
>In article seward@CCVAX1.NCSU.EDU stammered:
>>In article <392-JNEWS-2.1@smylex.UUCP>, Jeff Lee <jlee@smylex.UUCP> said:
>>>In article <17-JNEWS-2.1@wonky.UUCP>, ornoth@wonky.UUCP (David A. Liscomb)
>spewed forth:
>>>>
>>>> Your_Insult: You just want me to feed upon your companion.
>>>You're_in_salt: You just won't let me breast-feed upon Dan O'Banion.
>>You're_in_sauce: You just won't let me eat in the Grand Canyon.
>Floor_in_boss: You just don't fret fleas.  Meat tin in the panyon.
Brush_'n_floss: Few pests want green peas. Keep lint on the pants.
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: NETOPRWA@ncsuvm.cc.ncsu.edu (Wayne Aiken)
Subject: Re: nner's medical advice and love poetry
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 00:31:02 GMT

YEEEEEHAAAAA.....did anyone else make the SubGenius Gut Blowout party at
this past weekend's DragonCon in Atlanta?
 
That is, in the *infamous* room 539?
 
Some glorp with an MTV news camera was there...also, is anyone going to
Phenomicon in November?
 
 
Holy Temple of Mass  $   >>> slack@ncsu.edu <<<    $  "My used underwear
   Consumption!      $                             $   is legal tender in
PO Box 30904         $     BBS: (919) 782-3095     $   28 countries!"
Raleigh, NC  27622   $  Warning: I hoard pennies.  $     --"Bob"
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.injvstice
From: hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke)
Subject: Re: Flick money....
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 01:06:14 GMT

In article <Rod_Rombauer.04xa@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us> Rod_Rombauer@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us (Rod Rombauer) writes:

>TO HELL WITH MONEY! Its a tool of the conspiracy... they try to sell you
>slack and give you money, their tool, to but it with... 

If you don't like money, send yours to me.  Or kill me.
-- 
"What? Over? Did you say it's over? Nothing's over, till we decide it is! 
 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" --John Belushi
hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu             _V_a_l_h_a_l_l_a BBS, 217-352-3682, WWIV4.21, 14.4k
Xref: sparky alt.slack:2181 alt.religion.kibology:3288
From: rone@nunki.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Dragon and Phenomicon (Was: some pink c**p)
Date: 31 Jul 1992 02:33:28 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: nunki.usc.edu

In article <Bs6169.G6x@well.sf.ca.us> whitedog@well.sf.ca.us (James Camron Spillman) writes:
>Ys[rd vpityrdy pg Nsnu S;[js

That's "Ys[rd vpityrdu pg Nsnu S;[js"

5150
time to newgroup alt.pedance.  I see a great need.
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven)
Subject: Re: Letter...
Reply-To: gak@wrs.com
Organization: Wind River Systems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 22:48:56 GMT

In article 6706@athena.cs.uga.edu, houk@athena.cs.uga.edu (Joshua Houk) writes:
>A long while ago I had stolen these records from the station.
>Recently I have come to accept and receive Jesus Christ, The Son of
>God, Firstborn from the dead as my Lord and Savior. He is the Way,
>[blah blah etc etc]
>Creation and God. Receive Him. I did - He makes me *new*. As a
>result, here are your records back.
>
>In Jesus' Name,
>
>Bob

I wonder if Jesus Christ gave him the tapes he used to record the
albums before he gave them back.

Which reminds me, is KZUM-89.5 (Lincoln NE) still around?

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