HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM (Tom Hopkins)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: "Lost In Space" was better
Date: 1 Oct 1992 01:33:42 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: nemesis.east.sun.com


In article 14492@rchland.ibm.com, jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jared Dahl) writes:
>What a stupid thread!!
>
>"Clarabelle" was better than "Bozo"!!
  [...]
>"TRS-80" was better than "C64"!!

HI JARED I"M BIFF!!!  HEY HOW CUM YOU SED THE TRS80 WUZ BETTER THAN A
C64???  ITS NOT!!!  I KNO CUZ MY BRUTHER (HE"S RELY SMART)  HAS A VIC20
WICH HE LETS ME USE SUMTIMES AND I"TS AN AWESUM COMPY00TER AND THE C64
IS EVIN BETTER CUZ ITS GOT A BIGGER NUMBER!!!  WELL I NO 80 IZ BIGGER
THAN 64 BUT THAT DUZ"NT MATUR CUZ TRS80Z SUCK!!!


>Any more?? I think I've heard this thread before!!

WELL MABEE BUT THAT"S ONLY CUZ PEEPLE KEEP SAING THAT THE VIC20 SUCKS
AND I KNO BETTUR SO I KEEP TELLIN THEM THAT THE VIC20 IZ AWESUM AND I
KNOW CUZ MY BROTHER (HE"S RELY SMART) HAS A VIC20 AND HE LETS ME Y00Z
IT SUMTIMES AND I"TS AN AWESUM COMP00TER AND THE C64 IS EVNE AWESUMER
CUZ ITS GUT A BIGGER NUMBER BUT PEEPUL KEEP SAING THE VIC20 SUKS SO I
HAVE TO KEEP TELLING THEN THE VIC20 IS AWESUM!!!  

>GET A LIFE!!

WELL I HAVE TO GO NOW BY JARED!!!  COWABUNGA!!!


>Jared "Danger! Danger Will Robinson!" Dahl

HEY JARED THAT"S A K00L QUOTE IS THAT FRUM STAR TREK???  I THINK STAR
TREK IS THE AWESUMEST SHOW ON TV DO"NT YOU???  CAPTEN KIRK ALWAYS GETS
LOTS OF GURLS!!!  I WANT TO BE CAPTEN OF A STARSHIP WHEN I GROE UP!!!
WELL MABEE I CAN WORK FOR AMTRAK OR SUMTHIN CUZ THAT"S ALMOST LIKE A
STARSHIP RITE???  WELL BYE JARED!!!  AWESUM!!! COWABUNGA!!!

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     BIFF@PSUVM.ANDREW.PORTAL.COM.XZ.US.RUTGERS.ARPA.BITNET.EDU.UUCP
 MAN!WOMAN!BIRTH!DEATH!INFINITI!ROCKS!TREES!BIT.NET!BIFF@UUNET.UU.NET.EDU

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     BIFF@PSUVM.ANDREW.PORTAL.COM.XZ.US.RUTGERS.ARPA.BITNET.EDU.UUCP
 MAN!WOMAN!BIRTH!DEATH!INFINITI!ROCKS!TREES!BIT.NET!BIFF@UUNET.UU.NET.EDU
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 2 Oct 92 23:59:09 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

keithg@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson) writes:
|	"Three's Company" is a quality show. It's true to life, the plots
|	are always first rate, the acting is nothing short of
|	professional, and of course, you never know how the
|	episodes are going to end! T.V. the way it was meant to be.
|	Indeed.

I was always caught in a fascination deciding if I liked Loni
Anderson's hair better, or her bust better.

I just can never decide things like this.

mr HEINOUS
then again, Charlie's Angels was indeed a hair show if I ever saw one
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: pro and con
Date: 30 Sep 92 18:33:23 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: IBM Canada Ltd.
Originator: gerald@gerald

jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:

>Q]  What's the difference between Gerald Oskoboiny and a game of baseball?

 A:  Baseball is loved by _men_.

-- 
Gerald Oskoboiny
gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com                       I speak for myself. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
Subject: Mutility
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 03:55:54 GMT


Bark Bark Yelp
cried the dogs outside the room. Through the door in the window I could see
their eyes glowing greenish then blue, shifting across the rainbow. Canine 
incisors dripped blood from their previous feast. They grinned up at me in
recognition as I opened the door for them. Jumping over tables and chairs,
they bit into people who were hard at work. The room was soon filled with
screams of pain and dogs licking bones.

When the last person dropped struggling to the floor, throat spraying blood,
I gave the dogs a few minutes to clean up. Soon, the room was spotless
except for a pile of bones against the west wall.

"Time to move on, fellows! Meet the next director at room 204."

As they leaped through the open door, I collected up the bones to fossilize
for the future. We were progressing towards a more perfect extinction. The
crabs would spend more than a few centuries pondering this one. Hell, the 
humans had never figured out that deal with the dinosaurs, and that had been
a simple job, framing God. 

--
I like this stuff
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: product endorsements
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 14:50:17 GMT

I saw richh's shameless endorsement of Rigler, and it got
me to wondering what products some of the t.b regulars
would endorse.  Here's my list.

     Rigler          C&H or MJB (or both)
     Drieux          Swiss army knives
     Carasso         Vlasic Kosher Dill Pickles
     CJ              Harley Davidson
     Gooley          SI swimsuit calender
     Gypsy           Gitano
     Richh           Your local drive-in theater
     dac             Humane Society (esp. cats)
     John Woods      Burger King
     Cyclops         Vuarnet sunglasses
     Ra              Sea'n'ski suntan lotion
     Kent           "This is your brain ..."
     L. Stewart      Masterpiece Theater
     Woodyat         Atlanta Shakespeare Festival
     Greg Nowak     "Du vin.  Du pain.  Du Boursin."


	Mark  (Um, would probably have to be Kaopectate
               and Metamucil for constipation of the 
               brain and diarrhea of the mouth.)
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Threes")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hauslabjoch Man
Date: 2 Oct 92 18:33:07 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: gstecker@sdcc13.ucsd.edu's message of 2 Oct 92 02:17:21 GMT

In article <38875@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> gstecker@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (George Stecker) writes:
   The FIDONET rumor said that there was semen 
   found in the body's anal canal.  We have been unable to verify whether this
   is true or not.  Has anyone heard anything else regarding this subject?

Heard, hell.  I put it there myself.

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

                                                     a veritable CLEARINGHOUSE
                                                     for bodily secretions of
                                                     all kinds
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep's only wish
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 16:24:19 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.160328.18197@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>
>If I could just BE Rula Lenska for a day...

Hey, what's Rictus Hep doing in one of my stories?

Probably tearing at his/her Rula Lenska face and realizing that it's stuck...

Mark., too hackneyed by now
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone
From: kstailey@leidecker.gsfc.nasa.gov (Kenneth Stailey)
Subject: Re: Recollections of Lady Liberty--Interlude--
Organization: /kstailey/.organization
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:40:51 GMT


                       written by Frenchmen
>"Life is like a big C program ^ with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

--
 -----------------------------------------------------------------
 "You give a pig and an OS everything they want and you will get
  a good pig and a bad OS"		-- not me

replys to kstailey@gnu.ai.mit.edu or kstailey@leidecker.gsfc.nasa.gov
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Name cj's opossum
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 92 05:49:11 EDT
Organization: Casual Smokers

In article <1a39t4INN5jp@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>We have an opossum now.  Well, "have" in the sense of 
>"it eats Science Diet from our cats' dishes and doesn't
>run away when we go into the kitchen".  I want to name
>it "Grep" but Lance refuses.  He says "Opie" is better,
>but I refuse to name a pet after a Ron Howard character.
>
>Name our opossum.

"Opie" the opossum?  Yuck.

Rattail.  Shrapnel.  Mahagonny.  Lux Interior.  Salerno.  Zontar.
Ermintrude.  Sredni Vashtar.  Antigone.  Swiz.  Babatunde Olatungi.
Fang.  Bruno.  Pirate Jenny.  

Do NOT, repeat NOT, name it Pogo.

ljd
i'd go for Sredni Vashtar, but only if you're willing to worship it
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I need Dod Sod's US Mail Address.
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 12:30:58 GMT
 <aslakson.717550428@pico> <1a39t4INN5jp@fido.asd.sgi.com>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <1a39t4INN5jp@fido.asd.sgi.com>, C J Silverio writes:

> I am planning on naming the next pair of pets
> I have "Sed" and "Awk".  After the lovely tarsiers
> on my lovely shirt.
> 
> run away when we go into the kitchen".  I want to name
> it "Grep" but Lance refuses.  He says "Opie" is better,
> but I refuse to name a pet after a Ron Howard character.
> 
> Name our opossum.

                             Troff.

dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_

** NOTE ** my mailfeed is currently down. Email via dac@prolix.sserve ...
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: They say it's an oxymoron
Date: 30 Sep 92 21:26:27 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris



>But what else do you call it when you feel like screaming out "I don't care!"
>at the top of your lungs?  (Expletives optional.)

"reading t.b".
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From: keitha@spider.co.uk (Keith Aitken)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc,rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: ABBA Covers
Date: 5 Oct 92 11:12:33 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

>osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>:
>: I just heard a cover of SOS by Man Without Hats.  And everybody has
>: the ABBAesque EP by Erasure.  What I'd like to know is whether there
>: are other ABBA covers by other people.

Here's two;

The Leather Nun did "Gimme Gimme Gimme (a man after midnight)

Danny Wilson did "Knowing Me Knowing You"


Keith
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Keith.D.Aitken,T&I Engineer          | "Revolution starts at home, preferably
Spider Systems, Edinburgh, Scotland  |  in the bathroom mirror"
Email : keitha@spider.co.uk          |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Subject: eno joins dire straits
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 22:04:25 GMT

and begins to play an oblique stratocaster.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: RACIST
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 07:54:40 GMT

In article <9209300110.AA25155@quaestor> carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>>>>2) Telling a racial joke does not make one a racist.  It makes one a
>>>>comedian.  People seem to have a hard time understanding this.

my GOODNESS, what i've MISSED since our newsfeed
has been down.  

so racist humor isn't offensive, it's just FUNNY?
you're saying we can tell all the anti-semitic
jokes we want, because they're COMEDY?  

roger, you're a bigoted, pinheaded, sexist, racist,
intolerant anal-expulsive goon.  note that that is
in fact a PERSONAL attack and is not based on your
gender, genetic derivation, or religious beliefs.
i'm very tolerant of groups; i just bought a car
from a gay black satanist redneck.  it's just bigoted
assholes like you who think their shit doesn't stink
that fill me with murderous impulses.  

if you're so hot about what's going on in the middle
east, then go the fuck over there and join the fucking
israeli army, if they'll have you.  do something USEFUL
instead of sitting here on your fat white american ass
drinking beer and making towelhead jokes.  

>A barber says "How do you want your hair cut?" 
>a barbarian says "How do you want your neck cut?" 
>Christ says one thing, a Christian says different things.
>A tit says "Suck me", a titian says "Suck *this*"

oh!  see-n-say!

a dog goes like this: "bow-wow!"
a cat goes like this: "meow!"
a pig goes like this: "oink."
a bunny-man-guitarist goes like this: "AAAAAAAHHHHH!"
a carasso goes like this: "[insert racist/sexist slur here]"

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: Re: The Printer
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 05:43:13 GMT

In article <9209300053.AA03823@trystero.art.com> joe@trystero.art.com writes:
>
>  oh, yeah, I got to name the IRIS 4D/240, too...
                           ^^^

token minority, i take it?


chaos

officially removed from SGI
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Code-03 LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Tsk, tsk class  (was: Re: Rictus Hep Is Unintentionally Overheard)
Date: 1 Oct 92 12:36:32 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <annie.034q@canetoad.UUCP> annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
>In article <1a8tsvINNrh8@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu 
>(Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>
>>c

[c's love poem scrapped]
>
>Now I know, I just *KNOW* that dear Grendel here has made several clear
>references to the location of our modest abode. Generally speaking,
>of course.
>
hmmmm,

#N canetoad
#S Amiga Workbench 1.3; Amiga UUCP 1.15
#O Larne Pekowsky
#C Same
#E canetoad!larne
#T +1 212 504 7773
#P 274 W. 19th St., Apt 5B, New York, MY 10011

Mike "who is NOT related to that WaHoo Rob" Dobson
>--
>In my dreams, i can still see her there, in the light of the full moon,
>my hands cupping her breasts in the protective shadow of the Tilt-a-Whirl.
>--E. Andi Woods
>...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Re: Why talk.bizarre is like an orgy.
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 20:50:08 EDT

In article <1992Sep29.201611.1453@newstand.syr.edu> hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low) writes:
>In article <6385@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>
>>   I read t.b. then I go back to doing something else and I feel
>>   good and I don't know who to thank.
>
>

Go read "Nancy"


handel
From: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Atomic Dogdeath)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A Random Thought
Date: 1 Oct 1992 16:34:31 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Menlo Park, Ca.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Atomic Dogdeath)
NNTP-Posting-Host: purplehaze.corp.sun.com



	"The patient lay spreadeagled in the stirrups, waiting 
	nervously in the harsh fluorescent glare, as the doctor
	took his gynecological instruments from the freezer."


Geoff


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    bathing in tobasco sauce and ramming my head through a television set
    than slowing wilting away playing checkers and watching 'green acres'
    reruns." -- tim clinkenpeel
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: 5150 asks yet another stupid newbie question
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 01:51:34 GMT

In article <1aipmlINNf1m@girtab.usc.edu> echeverr.scf.edu (Stupid Newbie) writes:
>
>    Why is gooley following up his own articles and adding nothing?
>
>
Someone complained about crossposts between alt.non.sequitur and
t,b,  This is a lazy man's bandwidth-wasting way of copying a.n.s
posts over to t.b.

Setting "followups-To:" to a.n.s and crossposting anyway would be better.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Airport
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 92 15:31:46 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

i hang out at the airport,
mesmerised by the constant
traffic of the dragonfly
transports, so iridescent
and so full of promise.

i am so overwhelmed by the
beauty of it that i miss
my last connection.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Sic Transit Gloria Mundi                       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy)
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 00:21:27 GMT

<WITHC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:

>In article <25SEP92.10987625.0079@VM1.MCGILL.CA>, CXMP@MUSICA.MCGILL.CA
>(CXMP000) says:
>>Sign Beverly's name on a valentine to Picard.
>>
>Better yet sign Troi's name on a valentine to Picard.


Just for the hell of it, insert a little code in the computer that randomly
cascades orders and displays...
 
Picard: Mr. Data, ahead warp factor six.
Computer: See you later, I have a cake batter to mix.
Computer (different voice):  Mr. Crusher, why don't you do well with chicks?
etc...
  
(But what would it come up with when Riker finally says "What the hell is going
on here?!!!)
-- 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jason A. Lindquist		      University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaignlinky@uiuc.edu          "...and in searching for the cause of our social ills,
			 we could choose to blame the media, or the congress,                            or an administration that's been in power for twelve      			 years.  Or, we could blame me."
								--Murphy Brown
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: WARNING! DRUG USING BIKER CHICK! 
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 13:11:28 GMT

In article <1a39ccINN5ib@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>---
>I passed my motorcycle safety class skill test.
>I am now a certified SAFE motorcycle mama.
>---
>c j silverio

well, i guess k*nt paul dolan didnt get to the motorcycle saftey people
quickly enough. He was going to tell them about how you oppose the war on
sin (i mean the war on drugs) and how therefore your mind is now garbage!

why, didnt i see you last weekend, snorting cocaine like a fiend, smoking
PCP laced joint after PCP laced joint, and sniffing glue before you went
to take the test for your commercial pilots license?

-rob, defender of morality


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Hasablojob Man
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 19:13:55 GMT



	I am trying to track down a spurious rumor which an associate
of mine caught on a FIDONET echo somwhere regarding the Hasablojob
Man, an ancient northern-european type whose body was found frozen and
well-preserved somewhere in or near Germany, I think.  The story was
apparently carried in major newspapers worldwide.  The FIDONET rumor
said that he was wearing and METALLICA t-shirt, Nikes, and a Malcom-X
cap.  We have been unable to verify whether this is true or not.  Has
anyone heard anything else regarding this subject?


Dan Quayle

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sean@stat.tamu.edu (Sean Barrett)
Subject: Re: heroes deflated
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 08:53:41 GMT

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>Fripp's guitar on "Evening Star" sounds like a demented
>elephant trumpeting in the distance.

Nada compared to Hassell on "On Land", one of several
instruments (if you excuse my confusing people with
what they do) that are so prominent the ambience of
the piece is ruined...

Blah.

buzzard
Still, as always, seeking inspiration for obfuscation fodder
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Denial Schmidt)
Subject: Double take
Organization: the act or process of organizing or of being organized
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 19:14:19 GMT


The other day I passed a street sign that said

            NOT A THROUGH STREET
From: martinw@hpopd.pwd.hp.com (martin warnett)
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 13:16:33 GMT
Subject: Re: While we're on the subject ...
Organization: Hewlett-Packard ISG-SBU-PWD, UK.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre


Not many, you just come from a family with money and talk with a tacky pretentious accent...
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: NULL
Date: 4 Oct 92 23:57:32
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu

While I was in Emacs GNUS, my finger accidentally pressed the 'a' key.
This suggested to GNUS that I wanted to post an article.
I didn't notice right away.
By the time I took my finger off the key the buffer looked like this:

Newsgroups: talk.bizarreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Somehow this seems appropriate.
From: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Why talk.bizarre is like an orgy.
Date: 28 Sep 1992 13:35:50 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: inspecti@carnival.lbl.gov ()
NNTP-Posting-Host: carnival.lbl.gov

In article <6385@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>
>   I read t.b. then I go back to doing something else and I feel
>   good and I don't know who to thank.


i read t.b then i got back to doing something else and i feel
good and i don't know who to thank and on top of it all i 
usually feel like i need a shower.


inspecti

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