HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: keith@torme.sharebase.com (Keith Chambless)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Keywords: Funky Christian Names
Reply-To: keith@torme.sharebase.com (Keith Chambless)
Organization: NCR/ShareBase Corporation
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 93 17:21:49 GMT

In article <C0Gt5B.Fst@utdallas.edu> bcollins@utdallas.edu (ARLIN B COLLINS) writes:
>>I used to work with a Long Whang.
>    did it get longer the more you worked with it????
>

So what time do you get off?
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.sex
From: ashley@spectrum.cs.unsw.oz.au (Ashley Aitken)
Subject: Re: Adult Smilies
Keywords: smilies
Reply-To: ashley@spectrum.cs.unsw.oz.au (Ashley Aitken)
Organization: University of New South Wales (EE & CSE)
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 09:17:42 GMT

(Fractalman) writes:

>What about the simple..
>
> :-   male
>
> >-   female

Funny thing.

Whenever I use the symbol :-), people usually think, how cute.

Problem was I usually see it at a symbol for copulation.

Oh well, I guess that's perversion for you.

Cheers,
Ashley.

:-)
From: chrisb@seachg.uucp (Chris Blask)
Subject: Re: California Native
Reply-To: chrisb@seachg.UUCP (Chris Blask)
Organization: Sea Change Corporation, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 15:10:47 GMT

In article <72983@cup.portal.com> amigan@cup.portal.com (Mike - Medwid) writes:
>The miners came in '49
>The whores in '51
>And right there on the bar-room floor
>Produced the Native Son
>
>
>(In CA you see a lot of self-rightous bumper stickers like "Welcome to
>California - Now Go Home".)

There are no native Californians in California.  I should know, I am one.

-chris blask

Toronto, Canada
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: atl@suzuki.kpc.com (Drew Lynch)
Subject: Re: California Native
Organization: Kubota Pacific Computer
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 21:49:24 GMT

In article <72983@cup.portal.com>, amigan@cup.portal.com (Mike - Medwid) writes:
|> (In CA you see a lot of self-rightous bumper stickers like "Welcome to
|> California - Now Go Home".)

My Favorite response (on a bumper sticker) was:

You don't have to tell me that you are a California Native.
I can tell by the way you drive.

(California drivers tend to freak out at the sight of any moisture on
the road.)
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| Congratulations, Bill and Al | Kubota Pacific Computer Inc. Santa Clara, Ca.
| Now, don't screw it up!      | (408)748-6345
+------------------------------+ Disclaimer: This is me, not them.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Generic Star Trek Drinking Game
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 11:19:46 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas) writes:

> Drinking game for Deep Space 9:

didja notice they didn't mention DiLithium crystals ONCE?!?

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From: crespin@nadir.uucp (Rudy Crespin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Old, but funny joke.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 06:26:39 -0800
Organization: UUCP San Diego, CA

In <1993Jan6.232932.2570@merrimack.edu> nin15b66@merrimack.edu writes:
>| Kevin Yetman     Merrimack College '92     nin15b66@merrimack.edu     |
>|                                                                       |
>|                  Why is _EVERY_ pretty girl a bitch                   |
>|                                                                       | 

Q. What's the difference between a bitch and a slut?
A. A slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you.

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   --   <^-      | crespin@nadir.uucp              | \_/ | \|    \_/ | \|
  --  -\/\       | crash!nadir!crespin             | 
  ---     \      | Public Key available            |- No-No, it is On-On.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: butchern@zeus.swindon.rtsg.mot.com (Neil Butcher)
Subject: Re: Joke
Organization: Motorola LTD
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 07:42:25 GMT

What's the difference between a blond girl and a supermarket trolley???
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its' own.
-- 
Neill Butcher,
[Private & Glider Pilot, (Instrument Rated)]
Motorola,
16 Euro Way,
Blagrove,
Swindon.
Wiltshire.
England. SN5 8YQ.
Tel No  +44 793 545434
Fax No  +44 793 541228
E-mail  butchern@zeus.swindon.rtsg.mot.com
uunet!motcid!zeus!butchern


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From: gopher@yar.cs.wisc.edu (Chris Bovitz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Speaking of stupid commercials...
Date: 4 Jan 93 16:13:11 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin, Madison -- Computer Sciences Dept.

In article <1993Jan4.092139.2453@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:
>Have you seen the commercial for the new champagne
>from Tott's called "Blanc de Noir"?  It shows a group
>of people oohing and aahing over the name without a
>clue as to what it means.  Are there really people
>who believe that if it has a French name it must be good?

Doesn't "Blanc de Noir" mean "White or Black" or something like that?
(The "or" may not be right - I don't speak or write French)


Chris

-- 
Chris Bovitz              |      
Department of Meteorology |     Weather weenie at large
Univ of Wisc - Madison    |  
moonunit@meteor.wisc.edu  |
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jil@uts.uucp (Jamie Lubin)
Subject: Re: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Organization: Bellcore, Piscataway, NJ
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 16:38:34 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.112850.7152@gw.wmich.edu> 123paszek@gw.wmich.edu writes:
>
>
>
>The scene is an autobahn somewhere in Germany.  A shiny new Mercedes is
>driving along at a steady 100 km/h.  Suddenly, a small Mini-Cooper drives up
>next to it.  The Mini's driver rolls down his window, and starts yelling
>"Hey, do you know anything about the Mini?".  The annoyed Mercedes owner
>ignores the plebian car and its driver, and accelerates to 150 km/h.  The
>Mini  catches up and its driver repeats the question.  The Mercedes speeds
>up to 200 km/h.  So does the mini, and the scene repeats itself again. So the
>Mercedes, its engine beginning to strain, accelerates to 250 km/h.  The
>incredulous Mercedes driver sees the Mini drive up on the side again.  The
>driver again yells "Do you know anything about the Mini?".  The Mercedes
>owner, by now ready to cry, yells back, "Yes! Yes! I know a little about the
>Mini-Cooper".   The  Mini driver in a confused and exasperated voice, cries,
>"Good! Can you tell me where the hell is the second gear on this thing?"

This is the same subject of the song "Beep Beep" by the Playmates from 1958,
but the cars there are a Cadillac & a Nash Rambler...the last line of the
song:  "Hey, Buddy, how do you get this car out of second gear?"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: SNL Deep Thoughts
From: kens@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Date: 8 Jan 93 16:06:43 -0600
Organization: Mankato State University

In article <1993Jan8.181601.9831@sx.mont.nec.com>, ynecpen@sx.mont.nec.com (Per Nyberg) writes:
> Does anybody have an updated list of SNL's Deep Thoughts ?  If so, would
> you be kind enough to send me the list?
> 
> thanks in advance.
> 
> Per
> ynecpen@sx.mont.nec.com
> -- 
> +-------------------------+--------------------------------------------------+
> |Per Nyberg               | "I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and    |
> |ynecpen@sx.mont.nec.com  |  they chose a king, they don't just go by size,  |
> |HNSX Supercomputers      |  because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with    |

> Please send me a copy too while you're at it.
From: 00tlstanchfi@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: New Internet Farsides!
Date: 7 Jan 93 17:11:51 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <1993Jan4.235007.9307@csus.edu>, arthurc@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Arthur Chandler) writes:
> 
>   I propose we make up our own Far Sides, with descriptions supplying
> the place of Larsen's visuals.  Here's one to start:
> 
Another one:

A man walking down the street with a resigned look on his face, as well as
several dogs, cats, mice, birds stuck to him. 

Caption: "Bob had become disillusioned with his animal megnetism..."


tracey
From: timk@meaddata.com (Tim Klein)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: REQUEST:humorous foreign translations
Date: 12 Jan 1993 20:59:13 GMT
Organization: Mead Data Central, Dayton OH
NNTP-Posting-Host: quasar.meaddata.com

In article <1992Dec10.204949.9311@iscsvax.uni.edu>, rath6051@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
|>       There is one file though, that I can't seem to find.  I thought I might
|>have seen it here once before.  It's a file on the different ways that English
|> has been translated around the world, so that what the sign actually says in
|>the foreing country, actually turns out to be pretty funny in English.  I think
|>an example of one sign was "Women are not allowed to have children in the bar".  
|>That is an example that I believe was on the list.  I know this is somewhat of
|>a vague description, but if anyone can help, I would greatly appreciate it. 


Get your bookstore to special-order this for you:

_Gems of Japanized English_, by Miranda Kendricks, published by Yen Books.
It's kind of expensive for a paperback, but it's one of the funniest books
I've ever read.  There's a sequel too, but it's not nearly as good.

===========================================================================
Timothy Klein                 "Mellow yellow" is slang for "really groovy".
timk@meaddata.com                                         -- Jimi Hendrix
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dsohl@spock.uucp (Daniel Sohl)
Subject: Re: Speaking of stupid commercials...
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 17:03:20 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.131308.10600@ecrc.de> marchal@ecrc.de writes:
>In article 6787@rigel.econ.uga.edu, skip@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (Skip Gundlach) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan4.092139.2453@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:
>>>Have you seen the commercial for the new champagne
>>>from Tott's called "Blanc de Noir"?  It shows a group
>>
>>And what the hell is "White of Black" supposed to mean?
>
>"Blanc de Noir" is champagne (vin blanc = white wine)
>made from red grapes (raisin noir = black grapes).

Oh, come on! Now you've taken all the fun out of it!
-- 
-- Dan Sohl* Why is it that our noses run and our feet smell?
************ Why is it that we play at a recital and recite in a play?
"The other Sheltanac's joopleberry shrub is always a more mauvy shade
of pinky russet."
 dsohl@choate.edu
From: glennc@bitstream.com (Glenn Corwin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Alzheimer jokes
Date: 5 Jan 93 14:40:39 GMT
Reply-To: glennc@bitstream.com
Organization: Bitstream Inc., Cambridge, MA



Q: What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's Disease?

A: All the new friends that you meet.

(}       Glenn "Mowin' Man" Corwin               ,o
|\\.__   Bitstream Inc., 215 First St.      o   <o__
L_`Q__)  Cambridge, MA 02139 USA      o o  (o)   M
L_L_L_|  (617) 497-1403 x494          M\    M   //
O`=='O   glennc@bitstream.com        / )   ( )
From: rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto)
Subject: Re: Left vs Right 
Organization: Ingres Corporation, a subsidiary of The ASK Group, Inc.
Date: 8 Jan 93 23:40:31 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.230157.3691@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au> s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper) writes:
>Here is proof that it is natural to drive on the left hand side of the
>road.

And then guns were invented.  Since it is easier to fire across your
body and most people are right-handed, if you want to shoot someone
coming from the other direction, you'd better be riding on the righthand
side of the road.

-Roger
rog@ingres.com
From: susv2040@altair.selu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Occupations/Names (was interesting christian/surnames
Date: 11 Jan 93 15:59:28 -0600
Distribution: world
Organization: Southeastern Louisiana University




My boyfriend's father taught Pychology.  His name...William MacNutt.

Linda

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kieffer@spf.trw.com (Robert Kieffer)
Subject: Send copy of "Courses for men" list, please!
Organization: TRW Inc., Redondo Beach, CA
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 00:22:47 GMT

Yup, I saw it go by, and didn't grab it when I had the chance.  If you  
saved the "Courses for men" list, please email to...

kieffer@spf.trw.com

Thanks!
Robert Kieffer
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: drizzt@spock.uucp (Neela Jacques)
Subject: Test
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 01:44:44 GMT

testing
testing
1
2
testing
1
2-Testing
Joke
What is green and goes 200 miles an hour up your nose
A lambo-Greenie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dlaro@lonestar.utsa.edu (David O. Laro)
Subject: Re: California is NOT represe
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 03:55:39 GMT

In article <25626.1065.uupcb@satalink.com> vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco) writes:
>AR>I dread the prospect of having to visit California.
>AR>I may have to establish a new detoxification program
>AR>Fortunately, I've already been immunized.
>
>Russell, this is not healthy.  People have been "living though"
>the "moving to California" experience since the 1849 Gold Rush.
>Well, I don't mean that the people who moved there in 1849 are
>still living, I just mean that... well, you know what I mean.
>
>Living in Philadelphia, wishing it were California.

Well, that's understandable.  But if you had been lucky enough to land in
a _real_ state, you might feel differently :-)



philadelphia's only a city, don't you know.
(I do love parallelism)


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tpp@cbnews.cb.att.com (thomas.p.pschar)
Subject: Re: poem about cows and a fence??
Organization: AT&T
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 19:57:13 GMT

In article <1isdfdINNsc8@rave.larc.nasa.gov> avik@icase.edu (Avik Banerjee) writes:
>greetings,
>
>a while ago someone posted a poem about cows admiring
>the landscape. the last lines went something like
>
>	damn the electric fence
>	damn the electric fence.
>
>if anyone has this poem could they post it? 
>thanks and foomshanka
>
>
>
>avik@icase.icase.edu

		Distant Hills

	 The distant hills call to me.
     Their rolling waves seduce my heart.
Oh, how I want to graze in their lush valleys.
Oh, how I want to run down their green slopes.
		Alas, I cannot.
  	   Damn the electric fence.
	   Damn the electric fence.



Tom


-- 
+----------------------------------+------------------------------------------+
|Tom Pschar - AT&T CAOSS Dev. Team | "Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben!"|
|           It is very dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a grue.           |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: skip@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (Skip Gundlach)
Subject: Re: Speaking of stupid commercials...
Organization: UGA Statistics Department
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 14:58:07 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.092139.2453@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:
>Have you seen the commercial for the new champagne
>from Tott's called "Blanc de Noir"?  It shows a group

And what the hell is "White of Black" supposed to mean?

>of people oohing and aahing over the name without a
>clue as to what it means.  Are there really people
>who believe that if it has a French name it must be good?
>
>-Roger
>rog@ingres.com
>
>"No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."


-- 
Skip Gundlach .nosig (Sorry, that's the best I could do on short
notice, and I'm not even an electrician...) 


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dlaro@lonestar.utsa.edu (David O. Laro)
Subject: Re: Seriously, a joke.
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 04:10:56 GMT

In article <25629.1065.uupcb@satalink.com> vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco) writes:


<lots of serious stuff omitted.  I'm in it for the fun.)


>
>OBjoke:  Why don't Mexicans barbecue?  The beans keep falling thru the
>         grille.
>
Okay kemo sabe, you're beginning to stereotype Mexicans as dumb....
     <lots of other ethnic groups were omitted for the same reason as above>




>although I admit I don't know any Mexicans<G>.  The Dept. of Immigration
>in Philly has an excellent record for keeping Mexicans and Cubans from
>boating in here,
^^^^^^^^

And then you have the nerve to display your faulty understanding of geography.

Do you know how far the Rio Grande would have to change course to permit this
to happen?  Sheesh.


Seriously, haven't you even been to California?  Texas?  New Mexico?  AZ?
I guess not.  Mexicans are pretty much the dominant culture in many parts of
these states.  Certainly are here in San Antonio.  Course, many of them have
ancestors who first came to this city about 250 years ago, so I guess it is
easy to understand.   If you _really_ don't know any Mexicans, you're missing
something.  Fun culture, nice people.

And, by the way, I disagree with your opinion (erased above) that stereotypes
have NO basis in fact.   They DO.  That's why they are so hard to ignore.  But
we try.  Have you never heard of Aggies?

back to fun:  know what they call an abortion in Czechoslovakia?
a:  cancelled czech.

bye,

David

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Greg Fenton)
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 04:30:21 GMT

In article <1iss3kINNc8p@hpscit.sc.hp.com> guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) writes:
>Vida Morkunas (vida@mdavcr.mda.ca) wrote:
>: The latest and newest oxymoron on television happened this past weekend,
>: regarding the new Star-Trek spin-off, Deep Space Nine.  The show had
>: been "premiering" all week on different networks, but the clincher came
>: when one of the channels decided to show the pilot for a second time.
>: The booming voice-over proudly announced:
>
>: "Be sure not to miss the ENCORE PREMIERE of Deep Space Nine!!!"
>
>
>
>Heard last night on the local news -
>	"Well, this looks like 'De Ja Vu' again."

                                ^^^^^^^^

"deja vu, maybe?"

just asking

trev a.k.a. tefenton@108.watstar.uwaterloo.ca

or          fenton@turing.scs.carleton.ca


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Jack_Webb@mindlink.bc.ca (Jack Webb)
Subject: Re: Speaking of stupid commercials...
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:40:10 GMT

> Philippe Marchal writes:
>
> Msg-ID: <1993Jan5.131308.10600@ecrc.de>
> Posted: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 13:13:08
>
> Org.  : European Computer-Industry Research Centre GmbH.
>
> In article 6787@rigel.econ.uga.edu, skip@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (Skip
> Gundlach) writes:
> >In article <1993Jan4.092139.2453@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger
> Taranto) writes:
> >>Have you seen the commercial for the new champagne
> >>from Tott's called "Blanc de Noir"?  It shows a group
> >
> >And what the hell is "White of Black" supposed to mean?
>
> "Blanc de Noir" is champagne (vin blanc = white wine)
> made from red grapes (raisin noir = black grapes).
>
> Keep drinking Coke, dudes.
>
> --
> Philippe Marchal
>


smartass... >:)

*j*  :)

--
WE SAIL TONIGHT FOR SINGAPORE - WE'RE ALL AS MAD AS HATTERS HERE!!

*******************Jack_Webb@mindlink.bc.ca***********************
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD CRAIG HYATT)
Subject: Re: Please Submit Elephant Jokes.
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 23:09:52 GMT

In article <C0I9y7.At9@acsu.buffalo.edu> C128J8Q7@ubvm.cc.buffalo.edu writes:
>I'm interested in compiling a list of elephant jokes.  If you have any, it
>doesn't matter how lame, please submit them.
> 
> 
>                                             Thank-you

I think the syntax is as follows:

cc elephant.joke.list

And the executable will be:

a.joke.list.out
-- 
--------------------
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NCSU@Raleigh, NC USA
echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency)
Subject: Re: Naeem: don't emulate american, its a ghastly accent
Summary: Old languages 
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: language
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 13 Jan 93 02:14:34 GMT

In article <1993Jan12.194253.2309@cs.hw.ac.uk>, adrian@cs.hw.ac.uk (Adrian Hurt)                                   writes...
>In article <1993Jan6.025316.2017@pony.Ingres.COM> garrett@Ingres.COM (WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS) writes:
>>In article <i3558.725901920@newsie>, i3558@newsie.dc.dk (Soren Michael Roug)                     writes...
>>>I seems to me that this discussion is mostly, if not completely carried
>>>out by americans. My advice to you is that if you want to improve your
>>>english language then learn the King's english, not those barbarian dialects
>>>the yanks choose to utter. 
> 
>>	Secondly, the English is one of the most basterdized languages
>>in the world. It's a mish-mash of a dozen different languages (and that's
>
>Fourthly, what do you call the Americans when they do the bastardising?
>
That's easy, bastards. But how can you bastardize a language that is
already bastardized? 

> Adrian Hurt			     |	JANET:  adrian@uk.ac.hw.cee
> UUCP: ..!uknet!cee.hw.ac.uk!adrian  |  ARPA:  adrian@cee.hw.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.british
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS)
Subject: Re: ...where angels fear...
Summary: HaH!  
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 6 Jan 93 22:07:45 GMT

In article <20220.2b495adf@ul.ie>, mckeonj@ul.ie         
>(This is for Brits only)
>Did you see where some guy last year was done for speeding
>in a Reliant Robin? Clocked 105 mph!
>Top that, Del Boy.

HAH! I once got my volkswagon Bug up to 110 mph!
(of course it was on a loooonng downhill, and after 95 mph I had to
shift into neutral)

>"Ich am of Irlonde" (medieval fragment used by Yeats)
>John McKeon, Material Science Dept. University of Limerick, Ireland
From: drizzt@spock.uucp (Neela Jacques)
Subject: Re: Rudolf's nose is dimming
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 01:08:52 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.175152.3120@seachg.uucp> chrisb@seachg.UUCP (Chris Blask) writes:
>In article <hohoho@northpole.org> santa@northpole.org writes:
>>Attention all Christmas lovers and fans of joly 'ol Saint Nic!!!!
>>
>>We have a crisis on our hands.  Rudolf's nose is slowly dimming!
>>We require more hope in the world to light it back up!  Do what
>>you can to assist.  Give money to the homeless, be nice to your
>>mother, give an ex-girlfriend a kiss, whatever your heart will
>>allow.
>>
>>Please people, open up your hearts!!!
>>We depend on the kindness of others.
>>
>>                                HO HO HO
>>                                SANTA
>
>ATTA BOY, Santa, my main elf! (hey, ho! let's go!).  I'll start it off by
>donating my left ventricle to the first taker.  Next!
>
>-chris blask
>
>agnostic Christmas lover at large.


Actualy rudolf is fine, The Australian children gave him a female Kangaroo
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas Orphanides)
Subject: Re: TEST! Ignore...
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 21:50:47 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.185543.26092@choate.edu> dsohl@spock.uucp (Daniel Sohl) writes:
>In article <1738@anon.smurf.sub.org> 328@anon.smurf.sub.org (Anonymous User 328) writes:
>>This is a test is a test is a test is a test...
>
>Why does everybody always post tests here?
Cuz they want to be the ultimate flame bait.

ramirez

I'll .sig if I damn well please.


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