HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: doug@tss.com (Doug Tomm)
Subject: Re: New Internet Farsides!
Reply-To: doug@tss.com (Doug Tomm)
Organization: Teknekron Software Systems. Inc.
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 00:04:48 GMT

Okay, I have a couple:

The first:  remember those old Magnavox stereo consoles that were
about twenty feet long, had a TV screen in the middle, speakers
on either side, and a hood on the top covering the record player?
Of course you do.

Anyway, the cartoon, with no caption, shows king kong (with shades,
'KK' shaved into his head, etc.) boogying down the street with
one of these on his shoulder.

Okay, I have a better one:  a bunch of frenzied cavemen running
around a campfire, arms flailing, some forming the characteristic
"oo" sound with their lips, hair on fire, etc. and one of them
has the probes of an oscilloscope stuck in the fire.

The caption reads, "Early electrical engineers debugging fire."

Oh yeah?  Well, you come up with funnier ones.  :-}

=========================================
I disagree.
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Campaign to reveive the humor
Date: 8 Jan 93 10:04:24 GMT
Reply-To: terjej@edb.tih.no
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)

Since rec.humor lately have been turned over to rec.discussion, I revolt
with a few jokes from the edge of civilisation....

An alcoholic was visiting an understandably depressed doctor.
Doctor - If you dont stop drinking now, you will go blind within a year!
Alcoholic - Oh well, I guess I have seen
-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

War isn't fought to decide who is right
   but who is left.
From: fmg@alpha.smi.med.pitt.edu (Filip Gieszczykiewicz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: original joke
Summary: topical store joke
Date: 10 Jan 93 23:07:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: blue.1640
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Medical Informatics, Pittsburgh, PA USA


	Greetings. I made this joke after walking into a local
	hardware/home-improvement store and noticing a woman that 
	looked like a... well... a hooker. She did not hear but so 
	folks next to me did and fell to pieces... ;-)


****************************************************************************
	Q: Where does a hooker shop for a john?
	A: BusyBeaver.
****************************************************************************


	Har har..

	Take care.

	P.S. "john" as in toilet... And, for the net-police, see my 
	signature and order soon - as quantities are limited!

	P.P.S. "Brad", don't bother - "Maddi" has the sense of humor
	that redefines the word "DULL".
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: randal@cs.UAlberta.CA (Randal Peters)
Subject: Re: scientist joke list
Keywords: mathematician, physicist
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 21:04:48 GMT

mleipe@bnr.ca (Mike Leipe) writes:

>In article <randal.726793422@dapp>, randal@cs.UAlberta.CA (Randal Peters) writes:
>|> jake@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Chris Jacobsen) writes:
>|> 
>|> >> mueller@iwf.mabp.ethz.ch (Mueller Beat) writes:
>|> >>i am looking for a list which contains jokes about scientists of the
>|> >>typus : 'a mathematician, an engineer and a physicist...'
>|> >>zosh

OK. here's one I heard way back during my undergrad years...

A mathematician, an engineer and a computer scientist were each to be
given a test. The equipment consisted of a room containing a table, a
pot of water and a stove. The task was to boil the pot of water. 

In the first setup, the table was placed beside the stove and the pot
of water was placed on the floor beside the table. The computer
scientist was sent into the room and asked to boil the pot of water.
Naturally, the computer scientist picked up the pot, placed it on the
stove, turned on the stove and brought the water to a boil. Next, the
engineer was sent into the room and asked to boil the water. He turned
on the stove, picked up the pot, placed it on the stove and brought the
water to a boil. Finally, the mathematician was sent into the room and
asked to boil the water. He picked up the pot, placed it on the stove,
turned on the stove and also brought the water to a boil.

In the second setup, the table was placed beside the stove and the pot
of water was placed on top of the table. The computer scientist was
sent into the room and asked to boil the pot of water.  Again, he
picked up the pot, placed it on the stove, turned on the stove and
brought the water to a boil. Next, the engineer was sent into the room
and asked to boil the water. He looked over the situation for a
moment, set fire to the table and brought the water to a boil. Finally,
the mathematician was sent into the room (they got a new table) and
was asked to boil the water. He contemplated for a moment, scratched his
head, and then with a sudden "AHA!" he picked up the pot, placed it
on the floor to reduce the problem to one previously solved.

-Randal

P.S. Keep 'em coming.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: unlikely ship names
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 11:26:10 PST
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

johnk@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (John J Kuszewski) writes:

> In article <1993Jan01.001355.2772@vort.cuc.ab.ca> null@vort.cuc.ab.ca (Dev Nu
> >American                British                Canadian
> >
> >U.S.S. Mai Lai          H.M.S. Guy Fawkes      C.M.S. Second City
> >U.S.S. Rodney King      H.M.S. Monty Python    C.M.S. Neil Young
> >U.S.S. Bull Run         H.M.S. Chuck And Di
> >U.S.S. Watergate
> >U.S.S. Masters And Johnson
> >

I think real ones are best.  My favorite is the Richard M. Nixon Freeway. 
(a very short freeway in Los Angeles)

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From: steel@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (JLE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A BOSTON/LA FISH THING
Date: 12 Jan 1993 07:02:36 GMT
Organization: /etc/organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu

In LA at some resturants, they have a meal called:

	"Poached Salmon Steak"

In Boston they have a chain of resturants called 

	"Legal Sea Food" .

Can you order "Poached Salmon Steak" at "Legal Sea Food"?
:)

jle
From: 123paszek@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Date: 8 Jan 93 11:28:50 EST
Organization: Western Michigan University




The scene is an autobahn somewhere in Germany.  A shiny new Mercedes is
driving along at a steady 100 km/h.  Suddenly, a small Mini-Cooper drives up
next to it.  The Mini's driver rolls down his window, and starts yelling
"Hey, do you know anything about the Mini?".  The annoyed Mercedes owner
ignores the plebian car and its driver, and accelerates to 150 km/h.  The
Mini  catches up and its driver repeats the question.  The Mercedes speeds
up to 200 km/h.  So does the mini, and the scene repeats itself again. So the
Mercedes, its engine beginning to strain, accelerates to 250 km/h.  The
incredulous Mercedes driver sees the Mini drive up on the side again.  The
driver again yells "Do you know anything about the Mini?".  The Mercedes
owner, by now ready to cry, yells back, "Yes! Yes! I know a little about the
Mini-Cooper".   The  Mini driver in a confused and exasperated voice, cries,
"Good! Can you tell me where the hell is the second gear on this thing?"



M.M.M.P. @  Western Michigan University

"No, I'm sorry Mr. Friedman.  We do not accept transfer credit for Central
Michigan University's class 'Beer labels 101'"
From: glennc@bitstream.com (Glenn Corwin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Request: Computer Languages
Date: 5 Jan 93 14:38:59 GMT
Reply-To: glennc@bitstream.com
Organization: Bitstream Inc., Cambridge, MA

In article <93004.47272.6881300@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM>, 6881300@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM writes:
: >
: >I'm looking for humorous list of computer languages.
: >
: >John Andrusiak - umandru1@umanitoba.ca


How about these acronyms:

COBOL    Compiles Only Because Of Luck

LISP     Lots of Insipid Silly Parentheses


(}       Glenn "Mowin' Man" Corwin               ,o
|\\.__   Bitstream Inc., 215 First St.      o   <o__
L_`Q__)  Cambridge, MA 02139 USA      o o  (o)   M
L_L_L_|  (617) 497-1403 x494          M\    M   //
O`=='O   glennc@bitstream.com        / )   ( )
From: sigurhel@rhi.hi.is (Sigurdur Runar Helgason)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: WANTED why ..........is ..... blabla
Date: 12 Jan 93 20:46:10 GMT

Hi I thought I saw someone post some reasons "why cucumbers are better then men"

If anyone has it please email it to me ... (or repost )

SRH
sigurhel@rhi.hi.is
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: vincent@nb.rockwell.com (Bret Vincent)
Subject: please disrequard (test)
Organization: Rockwell International
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 19:28:16 GMT



This is just a test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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From: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: frog jokes
Date: 5 Jan 93 09:09:23 GMT
Organization: Physical Chemistry Laboratory, South Parks Road, Oxford OX1 3QZ
Originator: pete@joule.pcl


In article <3931@mdavcr.mda.ca>, rstya@mdavcr.uucp (Roy Styan) writes:
> A long time ago there was a rash of these things floading about our
> neighbourhood.  I remember two.  Anyone else?
> 

Why do frogs say "rivet, rivet"?





Because they can't say "nuts and bolts".


Pete

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: frank2@odie.ee.wits.ac.za
Subject: Re: New Internet Farsides!
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Novell Users).
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 13:39:32 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.235007.9307@csus.edu> arthurc@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Arthur Chandler) writes:


>  I propose we make up our own Far Sides, with descriptions supplying
>the place of Larsen's visuals.  Here's one to start:

>  Scene: Neanderthal is crouching by highway, holding a long piece of
>twine that connects to a humongous bear-trap set in the middle of the
>road. In the distance we see a bus coming up over the rise.
>  His friend, another slope-head, yells at him, "No Thag, that not
>way you catch bus!" 

How about this one:
The scene: Two figures in religeous robes in the middle of a boxing ring 
surrounded by thousands of spectators. One of the figures is European, the 
other is Tibetan (or closest recognisable Eastern equivalent). 
The caption: "The Dalai Lama and the Pope in a holier-than-thou contest".


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From: cantrell@clipper.ingr.com (Loren Cantrell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: So this man goes to the doctor, and ....
Summary: So this man goes to the doctor
Keywords: doctor, tailor, pain
Date: 4 Jan 93 21:34:47 GMT
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA


So, this man goes to the doctor because his arm was hurting.  The doctor looks
him over, listens to his heart, thumps on his chest, etc.  When he's done he
gives them man a bottle and tells him to bring him a urine sample from the firsttime he goes in the morning.

Now the man thinks this is crazy and tells the doctor so.  The doctor says nevermind, just do it.  The get into a bit of an argument over this but the doctor
prevails.

So, the man goes home with the bottle.  The more he thinks about it, the madder
he gets.  The next morning after he pees in the bottle, he has his wife pee in
it, then his daughter and then his dog.  The man takes the bottle to the 
doctor's office thinking to himself he put one over on the doctor.

The doctor tells him to come back in a couple of days for the test results.

So, a couple of days later our friend goes back to the doctor's office.  The    doctor calls him into the office and pulls out the exam results and reads them
to him.  First, says the doctor, your wife is pregnant, your daughter has VD, 
your dog is in heat, and if you don't stop playing with yourself, your arm will
never get better.



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From: andersod@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Request for ASCII foxes or globes.
Date: 7 Jan 93 13:32:56 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

Dear everyone,

I would like to know if anyone has ASCII's of the earth or a fox.
Please send them to ANDERSOD@cnsvax.uwec.edu

I would appreciate any and all help.  
I am not greedy, I just lack imagination.

Thanks in advance.
Douglass Andersod
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pelton@ecf.toronto.edu (PELTON MATTHEW ALAN)
Subject: Re: Adult Smilies
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 23:55:26 GMT

In article <1700@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk> cwa@oasis.icl.co.uk (Chris Adams) writes:
>Yea what do all these wierd symbols mean anyway. I see loads of
>
>	:-)
>
>	8)
>
>And other such stuff on the net, What the hell to they mean?
>

>Excuse me if I'm being really slow..


  I know that, but I'm sure it's been answered.  I've been off net for
a while, though.  I want to know what OBTW means...
.
From: rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Far Side
Date: 7 Jan 93 21:33:22 GMT
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA

accjjs@vaxa.hofstra.edu writes:
>My favorite Far Side is the one where there is a little boy pushing furiously
>on the door to "Midvale School for the Gifted" with a huge sign above it that
>reads......... 
>		      ..........PULL 

Hah!  We painted that on the hall of our dorm...  except that we
replaced it with "Purdue."  Good stuff.
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From: eharding@uk.oracle.com (Edward Harding)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Keywords: Funky Christian Names
Date: 9 Jan 93 16:23:19 GMT
Reply-To: eharding@uk.oracle.com
Organization: Oracle UK
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by an unauthenticated user
              at Oracle Corporation.  The opinions expressed are those
              of the user and not necessarily those of Oracle.

With all the anecdotes about the unfortunate Mr Hunt, I'm surprised
no one has mentioned his brother, Isaac.

Ed.

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From: weitzel@cirrus.seas.ucla.edu (John Weitzel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Zebras
Summary: Call for Zebra Jokes
Date: 8 Jan 93 21:18:55 GMT



What do you call a zebra without stripes?

A. Solid
B. A horse
C. Blanc o Noir (spelling?)

What do you call a zebra without stripes, with a blemish?
A. Spot
B. A dog
C. [ add your own ]




Disclaimer: 

ok, I don't claim her


john {;)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pka@engin.umich.edu (Payman Khalili)
Subject: Re: Gastronomic eruptions 
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 93 04:28:04 EST
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

In article <1993Jan7.211314.26393@schbbs.mot.com> bstdenis@mailbox.fwrdc.rtsg.mot.com (Brian St. Denis) writes:
>In article <1993Jan7.150229.27505@rigel.econ.uga.edu> skip@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (Skip Gundlach) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan7.003149.2571@merrimack.edu> nin15b63@merrimack.edu (The Wolf) writes:
>>>K. Roper <ROPERK@QUCDN.QueensU.CA> writes: 
>>
>>The above constitutes the OBJ, admittedly plagiarized...
>>
>
>Does OBJ stand for obligatory joke?
>

No you idiot!  It stands for Obligatory Blow Job.
                             -          -    -


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Jack_Webb@mindlink.bc.ca (Jack Webb)
Subject: Re: READ MY LIPS...
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 01:55:50 GMT

> Marshall Ward writes:
>
> Msg-ID: <C0CDy9.80q@srgenprp.sr.hp.com>
> Posted: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 18:27:45
>
> Org.  : HP Sonoma County (SRSD/MWTD/MID)
>
> Robyn Clark (Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca) wrote:
> :         If there is a moderator on "rec.humor" why the fuck isn't he (she
> or
> : it) doing his (her or it's) job by removing ALL offensive (non-humourous)
> : material.
>
> To my knowledge, rec.humor is not a moderated group.
>
> : crap and it's NOT on rec.humor so stick it where it belongs.  I can just
> : imagine what would happen if I attempted to post a nice juicy adult joke
> to
>  : the religious group.
>
> Hey Robyn, no flame intended, but,
>
> How about posting your "nice, juicy adult joke" at the end of your flame?
>
> I want to read humor too and there was none in your post.
>
> Marshall
>



I posted a message to Robyn myself as we both use the same facility
(MINDLINK).  I think he just got usenet.rec.humor (unmoderated) confused with
usenet.rec.humor.funny (moderated).

(margaret dumont): "On behalf of the welcoming committee, I'd like to welcome
you with open arms!"

(groucho): "oh yeah?  Well how late do you stay open?"

*j*  :)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: marchal@ecrc.de (Philippe Marchal)
Subject: Re: Speaking of stupid commercials...
Reply-To: marchal@ecrc.de
Organization: European Computer-Industry Research Centre GmbH.
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 13:13:08 GMT

In article 6787@rigel.econ.uga.edu, skip@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (Skip Gundlach) writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.092139.2453@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:
>>Have you seen the commercial for the new champagne
>>from Tott's called "Blanc de Noir"?  It shows a group
>
>And what the hell is "White of Black" supposed to mean?

"Blanc de Noir" is champagne (vin blanc = white wine)
made from red grapes (raisin noir = black grapes).

Keep drinking Coke, dudes.

--
Philippe Marchal
From: jduncan@nmt.edu (John Duncan)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bunch of baby jokes
Date: 11 Jan 93 08:31:15 GMT
Organization: New Mexico Tech

>>/Q. What's grosser than a barrell full of dead babies?
>>/A. A barrell full of dead babies with one live on in it.
>>
>>add trying to eat its way out!
>
>and he makes it !
>
and he's still hungry !
From: nin15b66@merrimack.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Old, but funny joke.
Date: 6 Jan 93 23:29:32 GMT
Organization: Merrimack College, No. Andover, MA, USA

In the spirit of the recently gone by holiday season, here's a holiday joke
for ya:

Q: Why do people put an angel at the top of a Christmas tree?
A: Who else could smile and be cheerful with a pine branch stuffed up their ass?

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From: goldberg@isi.edu (Joel Goldberg)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More Damned Roses Stuff
Date: 7 Jan 93 20:24:06 GMT
Reply-To: goldberg@isi.edu (Joel Goldberg)
Organization: USC-Information Sciences Institute
Keywords: roses, violets

In article <1993Jan7.202538.15095@siesoft.co.uk> acw@siesoft.co.uk (Andy Watson) writes:
>From my school days, an insult of great sophistication : - 
>
>	Roses are red
>	Violets are Blue
>	If I looked like you
>	I'd be in the zoo

And from my school days, another insult of equal sophistication,

	Roses are red
	Violets are Blue
	You look like a monkey
	And you act like one too

-- Joel
From: keithr@lenti.med.umn.edu (Henry Keith Reding (Rogers))
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: two frogs...
Date: 6 Jan 93 21:32:47 GMT
Organization: University of Minnesota

Two frogs were sitting on a lily pad.  One frog said pass me the soap.
The other frog exclaimed "What do I look like, a typewriter!

My speech teacher told our class this in high school (14 years ago).
He wanted to see how many people would "get" it.
From: Treble@asc.slb.com (John Treble)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Alzheimer jokes
Followup-To: rec.humor
Date: 4 Jan 1993 21:22:53 GMT
Organization: ASC-Austin
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: asc438.asc.slb.com

Maybe you've heard these, but here goes anyway.....

Having Alzheimer's disease around Easter time can be a good thing - you get
to hide
your own eggs!

-----------
An elderly gentleman took his ailing wife to the doctor for an examination.
 Something
was VERY wrong with her.  After the exam, the doctor came out of the room
and told the old man, "Well, there's two possibilities here.  She either
has Alzheimer's disease or
she has AIDS!"

"My goodness!" excalimed the old man, "What do I do now?"

"Put her in your car at drive her to the edge of town and let her out.  If
she finds her
way home -- DON'T SLEEP WITH HER!!!!"

-----------
treble@asc.slb.com "My humble, but accurate, opinion does not necessarily
reflect that of my employer. I get full credit for my insightful and witty
comments!"
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.british
From: dheisler@CERIS.Purdue.EDU (Dave Heisler)
Subject: Re: ...where angels fear...
Organization: Center for Environmental and Regulatory Information Systems, Purdue University
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 21:44:55 GMT

From article <1993Jan7.124802.1@vms.ocom.okstate.edu>, by chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu:
> Hmmm... Tractor pulls with Robins pulling specially weighted Prams (that's bay
> carriages for the Atlantically-impaired)
> DNC.

wow, whatever a pram is, it's gotta be big, after all a whole
bay.. oh, i get it, the atlantic is an ocean...maybe i don't...
From: bushey@griffin.emba.uvm.edu.uvm.edu (Gary Bushey)
Subject: ASCII Enterprise
Keywords: ASCII Enterprise
Organization: University of Vermont -- Division of EMBA Computer Facility
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 14:50:38 GMT

Does anyone have the large USS Enterprise (the one that is listed sideways)?
If so could someone either post/mail it so that I may use it as a joke for my
manager?  Thanks.


Gary Bushey               |  	If everyone is out to get you, being paranoid
bushey@uvm.edu            |     is just a good idea!