From: marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: trunking_fixed
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 15:43:06 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.224020.29556@unislc.uucp> miket@unislc.UUCP (Michael Thompson,B2C04,4560) writes:
>In article <1992Aug27.164852.1876@gtephx.UUCP> forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug21.151703.11576@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>>> In article <1992Aug21.042107.2790@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
>>> >>In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
>>> >>>It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
>>> >>>than anyone else.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Brett
>>> >>
>>> >>Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>>> >>this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>>> >>insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
>>> >>on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
>>> >>of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
>>> >>SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 
>
><Stuff deleted>
>
>>So Mario, when did you buy the net?  
>>
>>Or did God die and appoint you his successor?
>>
>>Where the hell do you get off telling other people what's funny?
>>
>
>More Mario bashing deleted......
>
>It would seem that Mario has been duly beat up by now, I think we have all
>made our point.  Can we get on with the humor now?
>
>
>Here's one for you- should not offend anyone, except possibly the dog...read
>on........
>
>Sort of long, but funny.
>
>
>A mother was in the kitchen busily mixing the ingredients for a large batch
>of cookies.  She was reaching into the cabinets and adding a little of this
>and a little of that when she realized she was out of baking powder.  She 
>stopped what she was doing, pulled on her coat, and proceeded to the store
>to pick some up.  
>
>While she was gone her young son wandered into the kitchen, crawled up onto 
>the counter and proceeded to rummage through the cabinets for something to 
>eat.  As he was doing so he clumsily (sp) knocked a large package of BBs
>right into the bowl of cookie mix; the top came off and hundreds of BBs were
>spread throughout the cookie dough.  Well, the little tyke panicked thinking
>his mother would soundly spank him upon her return so he proceeded to try to
>pick the BBs out one at a time.  After several minutes, and realizing what
>an impossable task it was, he gave up and decided to stir them into the cookie
>dough and hope his mom wouldn't notice.  When Mom returned home she added 
>the remaining ingredients, finished baking the cookies, and was none the 
>wiser.  Needless to say, the youngster was very relieved.
>
>Later that evening, after supper, the mother served her family the cookies
>for dessert and then they all settled down together for an evening of TV.
>During the evening the father got up, went into the bathroom, but returned
>a few minutes later with a very puzzled look on his face.  His wife asked 
>him what was wrong.  The damnest thing just happened, he wispered.  I went 
>into the bathroom to take a leak and I'll be damned if I didn't pass something 
>that looked like a BB.  That is strange, she replied, then continued to watch 
>her show.  
>
>A bit later the teenaged daughter got up, went into the bathroom, and returned
>a few minutes later with an equally puzzled look on her face.  She sat down 
>next to her mother.  Mom, she wispered, I'm worried; I just went to the 
>bathroom and while I was sitting on the toilet I heard something splash
>into the water.  When I looked, there were little BBs in the bottom of the 
>bowl.  
>
>By now the mother was really puzzled and couldn't figure out what the heck
>was going on.  She told her daughter not to worry about it unless it happened
>again, then continued to watch her TV show.
>
>Minutes later her teenaged son came up from downstairs all in a panic.
>Mom! Mom!, he was yelling, something  terrible has happened.  What is it!
>his mom asked.  Her son replied, I was in the bathroom and...... At this point
>the mother cut him off and said.  I know, I know, you were going to the 
>bathroom and passed some BBs right?  Lord No!, he replied, worse than that;
>I was downstairs jerking off and shot and killed the dog!
>
>
>Cheers!
>
>
>      
>Mike Thompson                 |    It's true, forgiveness IS easier
>Unisys UNIX Systems Group     |    to get than permission. ;-) 
>unislc!miket                  |              -----------
>miket@unislc.slc.unisys.com   |    My employer is profoundly grateful
>                              |    that I speak only for myself.

What kind of idiot are you? Look at the group title: soc.culture.polish
this has nothing to do with dog jokes. So why don't you post this crap
in rec.humor.