HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 08:18:17 GMT

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

>In article <1992Aug12.133522.11625@newscan.canada.sun.com>
>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
> 
>>
>>
>>exs16@po.CWRU.Edu (Eugene Shumulinsky) writes:
>>>
>>>       Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time, but could
>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct me to where
>>> I can find it.
>>>
>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
>>
>>PKT aka always glad to help.
>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: bfish@sequent.com (Brett Fishburne)
Subject: Re: bums and such
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 20:59:37 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.152904.7049@ac.dal.ca> aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) writes:
>>>>Sal aka Bum? Are you lookin' at me bum? How completely rude!
>Don't look at me bum!!  Cheeky-monkey!  You was lookin' at me bum, weren't
>you?
Mighty good looking bum! <nudge><nudge> Know what I mean?  Know what I mean?
<wink><wink>
>>>Chris aka Oh, Sorry old chap.  I thought it was one of the (L)lisas' bums.
>> Ratboy aka Looking at bums? Look! Across the street there's naked women
>>   with big floppy breasts!
>Andrew aka Bum Looker!
Brett aka Quite the hairy bum.  What?  I only see five, no, three breasts and 
they aren't even floppy!
From: cam@milton.u.washington.edu (Cameron Ritchie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: lack of phythonese in today's world
Summary: No one seems to understand pythonese anymore
Keywords: (none)
Date: 12 Aug 92 18:41:49 GMT
Organization: University of Washington

Is it just me, or is there a general lack of understanding out
there of classic phrases?

For example, whenever we happen to be in the the deli section of safeway,
I will say to myself, "It the singular most popular cheese in the world..",
and my wife will look at me like I'm insane.  Or perhaps someone will 
say their knuckle is swollen, and I say, "Oh Mr. <insert name here>, your
great finger is all swwwoolllennnn..", and I get the same look.

I don't know - it seems like people used to know what I was talking about,
but not anymore.  :( 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Lumberjack Song Words - Help
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 14:36:51 GMT

m_beavis@csd (Bringer of Death) writes:

>Please could somebody mail me or post here the lumber jack song words.

Ummm....

Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

(He's a lumberjack and he's ok,
 he sleeps all night and he works all day.)

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-tree (lavatory).
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea.

(He's cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
 he goes to the lava-tree.
 On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
 and has buttered scones for tea.)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
and hang around in bars.

(He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
 he likes to press wild flowers.
 He puts on women's clothing,
 and hangs around in bars????)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
suspenders and a bra.
I wish I was a girlie,
just like my dear papa.

(He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
suspenders and a bra ??????
Faggot! (etc etc))

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok....
I sleep all night and I work all day.....

>Ta.

You're not welcome.  Not at all.  Not a bit.  Nope.  Now go away.

>Matt
Meetch aka He's got no aka - get the lemon curry!
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Date: 21 Aug 92 02:47:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

>>>Hey Sal....
>>Close, but no cigar.
>>
>>>No one else may have gotten it, but I know that the Blue Meanies
>>>are from Yellow Submarine.
>>Well, you can't take any chances. I might have gotten it! I think
>>I'll go get tested.
>>
>>>Lisa aka what is the meaning of life?
>>Um... Haven't you seen the film?
>>It's just the usual stuff. Be nice to each other, enjoy yourself,
>>and all that rot.
>>
>>SIon1
>>
>>>                    "It's Friday, I'm in love"
>>>                             The Cure
>>
>>                "Death machine infests my corpse-to-be"
>>                               Slayer
>>
>>
> 
>>          ------------>        M!
>How morbid)
>                 "The more we think we know about
>                   the greater the unknown. . ."
>                                Rush
>Chris aka Testing done here.

                             "Stigma bleeds 
                          In the book that reads
                            To her final end 
                              Civitas Dei"

                                Coroner


Ratboy aka testes here.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 12:57:42 GMT

In article <3234@dozo.and.nl>
jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
 
>
>In article <1992Aug16.101643.3606@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>|aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) states:
>|
>|
>|>      In article <ins450m.713780297@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
>|>      ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) did say :
>|
>|>->00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>|>->
>|>->>In article <1992Aug12.133522.11625@newscan.canada.sun.com>
>|>->>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>|>->>
>|>->>>
>|>->>>
>|>->>>exs16@po.CWRU.Edu (Eugene Shumulinsky) writes:
>|>->>>>
>|>->>>>       Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time, but could
>|>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct me to where
>|>->>>> I can find it.
>|>->>>>
>|>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
>|>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
>|>->>>
>|>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
>|>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
>|>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
>|>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
>|Meetch aka You mean Jos actually found 'is brain ???
>
>Yes! I finally found me brain and stuck it where it belongs! There's
>just one thing now ... I can't sit properly anymore ... Does anyone
>know for sure where a brain's supposed to be? Suggestions anyone?
>
The brain should pe carefully placed under the 3rd armpit from the left, just
above the arrow-shaped thingy.
 
Jos aka  I thought it was somewhere below the abdomen, dunno ...
Chris aka At least that's what my Do-It-yourself Frankenstein manual said. . .
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: love........
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 21 Aug 92 02:52:43
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu's message of 20 Aug 92 12:56:33 GMTLines: 17

In article <1992Aug20.125633.27491@ulowell.ulowell.edu> lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:


.In article <5790@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>, bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-) wri
.tes:

.|> |> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
.|> AKA Michael. I think that I'd rather have the brownie

.I think I'd still rather eat Johnson, sir...

Fine with me, but you'll have to hurry 'cuz my mother is coming up
from Aardvarksville tomarrow, and she'd probably not want to catch me
in the midst of a dinner.

.--lisa aka still no sign of land...
Dan aka still no sign of mum...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: bums and such
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 13:18:52 GMT

In article <20AUG199200345621@venus.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
 
>
>In article <1992Aug19.205937.1755@sequent.com>, bfish@sequent.com (Brett Fishburne) writes...
>>In article <1992Aug19.152904.7049@ac.dal.ca> aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) writes:
>>>>>>Sal aka Bum? Are you lookin' at me bum? How completely rude!
>>>Don't look at me bum!!  Cheeky-monkey!  You was lookin' at me bum, weren't
>>>you?
>>Mighty good looking bum! <nudge><nudge> Know what I mean?  Know what I mean?
>><wink><wink>
>>>>>Chris aka Oh, Sorry old chap.  I thought it was one of the (L)lisas' bums.
>>>> Ratboy aka Looking at bums? Look! Across the street there's naked women
>>>>   with big floppy breasts!
>>>Andrew aka Bum Looker!
>>Brett aka Quite the hairy bum.  What?  I only see five, no, three breasts and
>>they aren't even floppy!
>Ratboy aka No, no, no! Look over there...next to the chicken. See? Wait! Those
>  aren't breasts! HEY! Who put those grapefruit there?
>Chris aka Just a lowly old grapefruit seller. <ahem> bum  OH WHAT A GIVEAWAY!!
>
>
>And now...Atilla the PUN!
>
>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: You're not even a proper woman !
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 13:27:08 GMT


graeme@abekrd.co.uk (Graeme Griffiths) writes:
> Well there's a turn-up ("Where ?", "Ssshh!"). You can't trust anyone. I go
> back to college for a year and come back to find alt.fan.monty-python has
> got better ("You're not fooling anyone you know"). Where are all the
> endless threads of people quoting and re-quoting the same lines from the
> same sketches (and droning on and on about how Mr Smith should be running
> the country).

They were sacked once they started repeating themselves about mooses
in Norway.  The people responsible for sacking them have also been sacked.

> 	O.K. so there are still endless silly threads 

Oh, no there aren't!

>						but it would appear
> that there is some semblance of originality. 

On behalf of the readerdom of a.f.m-p, I would like to express our
<BANG!> ughhh........<thud>

 
> 	Anyway Fruit-bat, artichoke, throat-wobbler-until the word Maudlin
> is almost totally obscured.
> 
> 	And over to you Tom.

Thank you, Graehem, um, Grayhem (damn) Thank you, geranium <BANG!><BANG!>

PKT aka there, that's got rid of me.........
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 13:14:15 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.032108.11662@DIALix.oz.au>
meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
 
>
>jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic) writes:
>
>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>
>>>In <92225.112622MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:
>
>>>>>>|> |> Chris aka What's a "supper?"
>>>>>>|>
>>>>>>|>   Craig Spam aka what is the fucking shit with all this aka stuff
>>>>>anyway
>>>>>>|>   Bruce?  aka Does anyone really care?  aka Don't people, even silly
>>>>>>|>   people get tired of seeing the 1e+6th aka in a frigging post?
>>>>>>|>
>>>>>>|> Hi Craig. For chrissake, lighten up (or, I guess, craigsake). I personally
>>>>>>|> don't have anything to say or comment about MP right now. However, I do
>>>>>>|> like conversation in a room where my only friends are my books and
>>>>>computers.
>>>>>>|> So, this is a good place. Besides, the people are nice and the beer isn't
>>>>>>
>>>>>>BEER? where? brown or pale or polar ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>|> that bad, so why not? If it offends you so much, start a new thread! Do
>>>>>>|> _you_ have anything to say? Your last few posts (aside from the _good_
>>>>>thread
>>>>>>|> about drinking buddies) have been complaints. If my grandmother were alive,
>>>>>>|> she would enjoy mimicking your wining .-). If I think of anything, I'll
>>>>post
>>>>>
>>>>>wining? WINING? where's the wine?
>>>>>
>>>>>|> it. Give us a hand. Post something. Just don't complain. I hate complainers.
>>>>>|> I hate people who hate things.
>>>>>|>
>>>>>
>>>>>I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)
>>>>Chris aka when did Grouchy Smurf join alt.fan.monty-python?
>>>>Sal aka You caught the reference! For a week, I've been putting down
>>>>    "I hate this" and "I hate that", and nobody has even mentioned or
>>>>    thought of those little blue guys! I'm glad somebody's been
>>>>    watching (or at least remembers) their cartoons! Oh no! Its, Its
>>>>    The Blue Meanies!!!!!
>>>Meetch aka Time to start up alt.smurfs, alt.gargamel, alt.asriel, alt.papa..
>>Jan aka Time to make blueberry pie out of the little buggers...
>Meetch aka Nah, let's eat 'em raw... or maybe pickled... yes, pickled!
>Chris aka Pickled smufrberry pie is a delicacy in Upper Volta. . .
 
>[.sig swallowed wif' brainy smurf.]
sig swallowing violated and harassed wif' Smurfette.
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What the what!
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:04:53 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>>>>Are you all crazy on here????!!!!
>>>No, I'm a village idiot. My family's been in the idiot business for nigh on
>>>400 yars...
>>But these new idiots aren't like in the old days. I suppose you have
>>a diploma.
>Yea. Got my kick in the head too. But the bastards scoffed out on the 
>handfull of mud! Something about budget cuts...I did get a bite on the bum,
>though.
Oooh. You're lucky. When I were young, we had to GIVE someone a bite
on the bum!

>>>>Titan
>>>Ratboy aka Burn him! He's got no AKA!
>>MSNio aka either do I... <shit>
>Ratboy aka either or neither nor I before E except after C drop the E and
>  add an ES damn I hate english
IOSnm... there. Lost the damn thing.

>>>>PS: I'd like the Holy Grail script too.  Pretty please!
>>>PSS: Whatcha gimme for it? (winky winky)
>>PiSS: How many eyes you got there Ratboy? Two... ooooh. Eyes burn,
>>      ratboy.
>PiSSS: Do you see any I's in Ratboy? I don't, but then I don't have any
>       eyes, do I? Someone lead me to the lavvy?
3.1415927's : I's in Ratboy? <poke> <poke> <squish> <squish>. Nope.






















Aka aka I'm a lost li'll aka. Can anyone help me find my SOin?m?
    I'm weally scarded, and I'm aaaaall losted too! Waaaah. i want
    my snio.m.. *:(((((
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Sound fx..1
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 18:17:44 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.151243.25820@newscan.canada.sun.com>
ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM (Peter Taylor - Sun Toronto General Accounting Manager) writes:
 
>
>
>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () writes:
>> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>> >00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () writes:
>> >> <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>> >> >>>Thank you, Graehem, um, Grayhem (damn) Thank you, geranium <BANG!><BANG!>
>> >> >>>PKT aka there, that's got rid of me.........
>> >> >>Bum. (MNSio in this guy's...)
>> >> >Sal aka Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. BUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!
>> >> >        (T'isn't the suspense killing you?)
>> >> Chris aka It certainly killed the other chap! (bang bang and all that. . .)
>> >
>> >Erm.......well, I'm not dead yet......
>> >
>> >PKT aka I don't want to go on the cart!
>> Chris aka You're not foolin' anyone, you know. . .
>
>I think I'll go for a walk........I FEEL HAPPYYYYY! I FEEL HAPPYYYYY!
>
>PKT aka <thump>
>Chris aka Thank you.  Here's your ninepence.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Testes
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 01:21:00 GMT

>> Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
>> Three?!?
>> SOInm.
> 
>At least you never got to five.

Five is right out!

>PKT aka I can't think of a good aka. (many would agree)
Ratboy aka can't think of a good reply in this follow-up. (as you now know)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 03:21:08 GMT

jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic) writes:

>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>>In <92225.112622MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:

>>>>>|> |> Chris aka What's a "supper?"
>>>>>|>
>>>>>|>   Craig Spam aka what is the fucking shit with all this aka stuff
>>>>anyway
>>>>>|>   Bruce?  aka Does anyone really care?  aka Don't people, even silly
>>>>>|>   people get tired of seeing the 1e+6th aka in a frigging post?
>>>>>|>
>>>>>|> Hi Craig. For chrissake, lighten up (or, I guess, craigsake). I personally
>>>>>|> don't have anything to say or comment about MP right now. However, I do
>>>>>|> like conversation in a room where my only friends are my books and
>>>>computers.
>>>>>|> So, this is a good place. Besides, the people are nice and the beer isn't
>>>>>
>>>>>BEER? where? brown or pale or polar ?
>>>>>
>>>>>|> that bad, so why not? If it offends you so much, start a new thread! Do
>>>>>|> _you_ have anything to say? Your last few posts (aside from the _good_
>>>>thread
>>>>>|> about drinking buddies) have been complaints. If my grandmother were alive,
>>>>>|> she would enjoy mimicking your wining .-). If I think of anything, I'll
>>>post
>>>>
>>>>wining? WINING? where's the wine?
>>>>
>>>>|> it. Give us a hand. Post something. Just don't complain. I hate complainers.
>>>>|> I hate people who hate things.
>>>>|>
>>>>
>>>>I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)
>>>Chris aka when did Grouchy Smurf join alt.fan.monty-python?
>>>Sal aka You caught the reference! For a week, I've been putting down
>>>    "I hate this" and "I hate that", and nobody has even mentioned or
>>>    thought of those little blue guys! I'm glad somebody's been
>>>    watching (or at least remembers) their cartoons! Oh no! Its, Its
>>>    The Blue Meanies!!!!!
>>Meetch aka Time to start up alt.smurfs, alt.gargamel, alt.asriel, alt.papa..
>Jan aka Time to make blueberry pie out of the little buggers...
Meetch aka Nah, let's eat 'em raw... or maybe pickled... yes, pickled!

[.sig swallowed wif' brainy smurf.]
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 17 Aug 92 20:55:47
 <1992Aug14.115107.9511@aber.ac.uk><1992Aug16.101643.3606@DIALix.oz.au> <3234@dozo.and.nl><168467E06.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu's message of Mon, 17 Aug 1992 12:57:42 GMTLines: 48

In article <168467E06.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
.In article <3234@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) fouls the atmosphere with:
.>In article <1992Aug16.101643.3606@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
.>|aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) states:
.>|
.>|
.>|>..In article <ins450m.713780297@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
.>|>..ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) did say :
.>|
.>|>->00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
.>|>->
.>|>->>In article <1992Aug12.133522.11625@newscan.canada.sun.com>
.>|>->>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
.>|>->>
.>|>->>>
.>|>->>>
.>|>->>>exs16@po.CWRU.Edu (Eugene Shumulinsky) writes:
.>|>->>>>
.>|>->>>>.. Yes, yes, I know you probably get this request all the time, but could
.>|>->>>> anyone E-mail me (or post) the script to The Holy Grail, or direct me to where
.>|>->>>> I can find it.
.>|>->>>>
.>|>->>>It's over there, in the corner, next to that ragged scrap of a man.
.>|>->>>(Shhhh! Jos is asleep)
.>|>->>>
.>|>->>>PKT aka always glad to help.
.>|>->>Chris aka That's not Jos, that's Jester!
.>|>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
.>|>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
.>|Meetch aka You mean Jos actually found 'is brain ???

.>Yes! I finally found me brain and stuck it where it belongs! There's
.>just one thing now ... I can't sit properly anymore ... Does anyone
.>know for sure where a brain's supposed to be? Suggestions anyone?

.The brain should pe carefully placed under the 3rd armpit from the left, just
.above the arrow-shaped thingy.

Jeeze!  Jos! Don't take this advice!!  This petulant yak-man is *not*
a doctor, and is *not* familiar with proper anatomy!  You should keep
your brain in a cookie jar in the attic, and clean it vomiting on it
and throwing a hand grenade at it every 12.5 minutes.  On Jewish
holidays you should run it over with a car, and you should spit at
your dear Aunt Gertrude every chance you get.

>.Jos aka  I thought it was somewhere below the abdomen, dunno ...
.Chris aka At least that's what my Do-It-yourself Frankenstein manual said. . .
Dan aka I got this straight from Bob Vila, so there!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra)
Subject: Re: Couple of sketches, help please!
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 18:53:39 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.133750.21465@den.mmc.com> carlm@iplmail.orl.mmc.com (Carl Morris) writes:
>Hi there,
>
>I'm looking for the scripts to a couple sketches, and I hope someone
>out there can help me.  
>
>The first sketch is a bit where several (four?) old men go on about how
>hard things were when they were young.  I seem to remember part of it going
>something like, "We lived in a shoebox in the middle of the road and every
>day when I woke up, four hours before I went to sleep, I had to move the
>shoebox off the road, and then move it back again that night before dinner."
>
>The second sketch is a John Cleese skit which occurs directly after a play 
>about railroad timetables by the fictitious author, Neville Shunt. Cleese
>plays a literature prof/critic reviewing the play who gets a bit carried
>away.  It went something like, "Many people see Shunt's work as a meaningless
>collection of railway timetables, but others, like me who talk loudly in 
>restaurants, see a deeper meaning."
>
>Can someone please email me these scripts or send me the names of the sketches
>and a place I can ftp them from?
>
>                    Thanks -- Carl

You can go to a book store and buy both volumes of "All the Words." These
are all the scripts (including sound effects and animation) for all the
sketches which is why they're called "All the Words."

Corun aka Somebody pass the blancmage.
From: m_beavis@csd (Bringer of Death)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Lumberjack Song Words - Help
Date: 19 Aug 92 08:11:43 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Please could somebody mail me or post here the lumber jack song words.



Ta.

Matt
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Wibble, for beginners
Keywords: Wibble, F'tang, Eky.
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 19:47:13 GMT


>|>  Well it is time for another silly thread so I will start it off with the
>|> words "Llama".
>Cuidado Llamas!!
>Los llamas son mas grandes que las ranas...

>|> Pag aka threads starting is me..
>-- lisa aka a french major, not a spanish major, so don't kill me if I
>	misspelled anything
iOSnm... Les Llama sont plus grand que les francais.
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From: corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 21:47:51 GMT


Lisa,

Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.

Corun aka 42

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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Question, no flame here.
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 04:37:32 GMT

hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) writes:



>	Alright, I'll nibble at it:  Where/why did the 'aka' thing 
>	start ?  Is it an obscure Python-related quote ? 

>	I do recall 'Inspector Tiger/Lookout-of-the-Yard/etc.', which
>	*may* be like 'aka', but I don't really believe so.

No it was the great god AKA who bade us to mention his name unto
the world, and propagate netwastage and stuff. Being a mp fan
he obviously chose us higher lifeforms.

Ecc;les
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