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From: madsere@okys.infoserv.com (Rene Madsen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Read what I *meant*, not what I *wrote*...
Date: 29 Sep 92 16:05:37 GMT
Organization: Brackton Ltd. Luxembourg

In article <1992Sep19.233038.10114@gmuvax2.gmu.edu>, 2261as@gmuvax2.gmu.edu ( ) writes:
> alright, Who here gets the Washington Post?
> 
> Most Creative Use of English by a Nonresident(7-way tie)

Yup they definitely know how to write English in the far east... *NOT*
This is from the lease agreement I had on a motorbike in Thailand -
errors included.  (Well, *I* though it was funny...)

THE ABOVE DETAILED CONTRACT IS MUTUALLY AGREED FERTHER AS FOLLOW

1.	The hirer must have in possession an acceptable International of
	local driving licemain in valid
2.	The hirer shal utilize Motor Cycle only for the purpose of sight
	seeing andnot far from city 50 kms.
3.	No insurance against all kind of accident or any responsibility
	on any Motor Cycle damage, hirerhave to take your own
	responsibility.  All damage price-list have been show following
	this contract
4.	The hirer have to pay 100% of rental time.
5.	If the Motor Cycle which you hired are out of order or by any
	force major you are not allowee to get the repair by any other
	garage but you must leave these pepairing job in our hand.
6.	During renting hour hirer must take good care and maintain the
	Motor Cycle like your own property
7.	The hirer have to responsible on all kind of damage which cause
	by yourself or the third person.

I have read agree the within Terms and Condition and I hereby acknowledge
my liability ugder the road traffic, as set out in clauses overleat.


-- 
Rene Madsen                
Unix Systems Support/Dev.       
madsere@okys.infoserv.com
From: ma90alb@brunel.ac.uk (Ashley L Brandwood)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: answer-phones
Date: 5 Oct 92 10:31:22 GMT
Organization: Brunel University, Uxbridge, UK

Please post me a copy of the answer phone messages to ma90alb@brunel.ac.uk


Thanx


Ashley
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bjst@sth.frontec.se (Bjorn Stenberg)
Subject: Re: President Bush
Organization: IDK/Frontec, Sweden
Date: 2 Oct 92 23:54:20 GMT

In article <nking.718049827@unix1.tcd.ie> nking@unix1.tcd.ie (Nev's family recipe) writes:
>In <1992Oct1.125927.5957@csd.brispoly.ac.uk> pa_ross@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Mr Rossy) writes:
>>Is America the only country in the world whose leader is named after a womens
>>private part ?????? Does the news ever say 
>Theres a president in africa somewhere called 'President the right
>honourable doctor reverend Banana' - No shit

Ever heard of Sweden's minister of foreign affairs?

She's called Gun Hellsvik (pronounced "Gun Hellsweek").

Nice name... :-)


      ///  Bjorn Stenberg, Stockholm, Sweden         bjst@sth.frontec.se
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From: andersod@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: wanted math jokes
Date: 26 Sep 92 17:20:55 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

Please post or mail, math humor.  I know there is some out there.
The only ones I know are:

joke 1:
Did you hear about the mathematician 
who wanted to prove all odd numbers are prime.
s/he tried one,      it's odd and it's prime.
s/he tried three,    it's odd and it's prime.
s/he tried five,     it's odd and it's prime.
s/he tried seven,    it's odd and it's prime.
s/he tried nine,     it's odd but it's not prime,
but s/he decided to go on.
s/he tried eleven,   it's odd and it's prime.
s/he tried thirteen, it's odd and it's prime.
s/he stopped there, and concluded that all odd numbers are prime, 
and nine is just a percent error in the study.

joke 2:
The integral of one over cabin with respect to cabin is equal to
 natural log cabin.

joke 3:
Don't drink and derive.

joke 4: (offensive)
Did you hear about the mathematitian with constapation(sp) ?
S/he worked it out with a pencil.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lunind@vccsouth05.its.rpi.edu (Gonad the Barbarian)
Subject: >funny names (Haywood Jablome)
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy NY
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 23:44:22 GMT

in the capital district phone book there is a guy 
named Jablome,Haywood.....

One of the radio station around here called him up and asked for him...
i guess his wife said he was busy with one of his customers.....

hmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
dan

-- 
                        lunind@rpi.edu
                                It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
                With all these marbles in my mouth
				-Weird Al
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: 11mwarner@gallua.gallaudet.edu
Subject: Re: Fanning the Flames of Hate
Organization: Gallaudet University
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 19:19:53 GMT

>>>>>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
>>>>I suppose you think we really care!
>>>I read this and simply stare...
>>A line this good is really quite rare
>Oh, come now. Please follow-up with some flair!
I wanna go on a hot date with Barbara Dare!

						PSYCHO
						11MWARNER@gallua.gallaudet.edu
	
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761)
Subject: Re: Hello
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:08:46 GMT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you have anything better to say?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps there is some better way?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, there MUST be, I should say!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I wish this would just go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It might, but not today.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>And yet another, enters the fray.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh gawd, time to pray!
>>>>>>>>>>>Will this last til June or May?
>>>>>>>>>>This rhyme, I will not betray.
>>>>>>>>>Why not today.
>>>>>>>> BTW... :-)
>>>>>>>Throw the "C" manual away !
>>>>>>I hear that FORTRAN is the new wave!
>>>>>BASIC is here to stay!
>>>>12 year olds sure like to play!
>>>I'll add one more line, OK?
>>The sun is shining its brightest ray!
>This whole thing is pretty damn gay!
Ole!

David Alten
-- 
cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu
HE KUER!!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Mommy mommy
Organization: It's in the soup
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 92 16:40:00 EDT


Mommy mommy I love you.
Why, sweetheart, I love you too.



handel "missing the point" low
From: moursund@hpcvnb.CV.HP.COM (David_Moursund)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: October 26th Referendum
Date: 28 Sep 92 22:10:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: hpcvnb.61140015
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Co., Corvallis, Oregon

>/ hpcvnb:rec.humor / jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth) /  5:51 pm  Sep 21, 1992 /
>In article <1992Sep19.141249.2313@brandonu.ca> $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
>>VOTE YES ON OCTOBER 26th.
>>
>
>But, if we vote no on October 26, what would that do to our ages?  Does
>that mean that most of us will age faster while the fortunate ones who
>were born on Oct 26 will never age again?

Sort of like being born on Feb. 29th, in a leap year?  So when you
are 40 years old, but it is only your 10th birthday?

dm
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: drew@bluemoon.rn.com (drew wenger)
Subject: Lawyer jokes
Organization: Blue Moon BBS ((614) 868-998[024])
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 92 01:39:00 EDT

         If any one could send me a collection of lawyer jokes I`d
        truly be indebted for life.  Thankyou!
q
s


Drew Wenger
drew@bluemoon.rn.com
From: sgs@ucs.usl.edu (Sudhindranath SG)
Subject: Re: Statistician jokes needed!!!
Organization: Univ. of Southwestern La., Lafayette
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 03:22:16 GMT

In article <1992Sep25.184520.3169@Princeton.EDU> zhuz@flower.Princeton.EDU (Zhaoliang Zhu) writes:
>Anyone has jokes about statistics or statisticians?  Please share them with
>me!  I will appreciate a lot and post all the good ones.

Ok. Here's one :

If your left hand is in an oven, and your right hand is in a tub of
ice, then according to the statistician, on the average, you are 
comfortable.

Regards,

--Sudhi.

-- 
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email : sudhi@usl.edu, sgs@ucs.usl.edu
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson)
Subject: Re: GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE
Summary: Immortal Usenet Conspiracies
Organization: Coombs Computing Unit, Australian National University, Canberra.
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 23:14:28 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.132626.20364@hemlock.cray.com> djg@cray.com (Dennis Guldan) writes:
>   I heard there was a new ending to the funniest joke in the world
>the GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE... has anyone heard it.
>
>   Dan Quayl 

Can someone post me a copy of the Green Golf Ball Joke?? I used to have a 
copy.. but I lost it ;-) *grin*
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From: shankar@sgi.com (Shankar Unni)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: President Bush
Date: 3 Oct 92 23:37:37 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: boris.wpd.sgi.com
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

John Just Say Noe Kramer (jwk@sequent.com) wrote:

> Not forgetting the (recently deceased) Arch Bishop of Singapore(?),
						>>>>>>	Manila <<<<<
> Cardinal Sin.  This is *true*!!!

Yup, Jaime Sin.
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Silicon Graphics Inc.			Phone:	+1-415-390-2072
From: heederik@fwi.uva.nl (Robbert Heederik)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Manager jokes
Summary: bla bla bla
Keywords: bla bla bla
Date: 6 Oct 92 09:42:53 GMT
Organization: FWI, University of Amsterdam

Hi,

some manager jokes:

Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American:
    The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.

- Real programmers don't use schedules. Schedules are for man-
  ager's toadies. Real programmers like to keep their manager
  in suspense.

- Real programmers have no use for managers.  Managers are a necessary evil.
  Managers are for dealing with personnel bozos, bean counters, senior
  planners and other mental defectives.


Please post some more manager jokes...

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From: yaros@sab57.larc.nasa.gov (Steve Yaros)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center, Hampton, VA  USA
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 17:45:05 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.122031.3474@memstvx1.memst.edu>, usscriv@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
|> In article <16871DADB.US29923@VM.CC.LATECH.EDU>, US29923@VM.CC.LATECH.EDU (Mary Ann Monnin) writes:
|> >  
|> > In article <alan.8@ps-mail.pass.wayne.edu> alan@ps-mail.pass.wayne.edu (Alan Moen) writes:
|> >>In article <1593@rwja.umdnj.edu> spence@soma.umdnj.edu (Bill Spence) writes:
|> >>
|> >>>>>>>>I knew a gynecologist, her name was Mrs. Hymen ....
|> >>>>>>>>
|> >>>>>>There is a gynecologist in Northern Virginia by the name of Harry Beaver,
|> >>>>>
|> >>>>>I had a friend in high school who was named "Judy Eater".  She had a
|> >>>>>brother named "Peter".
|> >>>>
|> >>>> I knew a girl whose last name was Wonderlick.
|> >>
|> >>>I went to school with a girl named Kathy Popadick.
|> >>
|> >>Exit #69 on I-75 is Big Beaver road...
|> >  
|> > A neighbor of mine growing up was Dick Ball.  A friend of a friend here in
|> > NC is named Will Ball.
|> >  
|> > There's a gynecologist in Louisiana who specializes in infertility named
|> > Dr. Dickey
|> >  
|> I used to live down the street from a podiatrist named Dr. Harry Foote...

I knew a Navy helicopter pilot named Fred Hover...
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From: tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Request Purity Test!!!
Date: 26 Sep 92 06:40:30 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>Could someone be so kind as to send me a copy of the infamous Purity test.
>Thanks.....

Again, if anyone wants a copy of this, mail their request to me,
TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU. I have the 500-question version.  Also, rumor has it there is
a 1000 question version. If you have this, please mail it to me!
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From: peter.b{ckgren@compart.fi (Peter B{Ckgren) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: House rules
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:55:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: ComPart BBS, Helsinki-Finland, +358 0 506 3329 (14 lines V.32bis)
Reply-To: peter.b{ckgren@compart.fi (Peter B{Ckgren) 



You all know the 10 commandments you have in the toilet etc. Way back
in the eighties I had a go at one of my own, which still can be found
on my front door. There should be more of these around so start posting...


         HOUSE RULES
         -----------

     1.  Guests are to receive Excellent Treatment,
         with the exception of Certain Individuals.

     2.  Excessive use of Alcohol is forbidden, at least
         without the permisson of your Host.

     3.  Excessive use of Sex is forbidden, at least
         without the participation of your Host.

     4.  Guests are supposed to Behave Correctly under
         all circumstances. The exception is (of course)
         if Rules 2 & 3 are temporarily out of order.

     5.  NO smoking. And this is Final.

     6.  Guests are to treat other Guests as the Host
         treats them. If possible, even the Host should
         receive the same excellent treatment.

     7.  The House is supposed to supply *special* Guests
         with Meat and Drink of the Guest's choice if the
         Guest stays for any longer period of time.

     8.  If the Host is working, Guests are supposed to
         behave accordingly. If the Host is working for
         a longer period of time and the Guest has a
         written or oral invitation the Guest may Complain.

     9.  Guests should, if possible, visit the Host during
         the day or evening (10 a.m. to 10 p.m.) and leave
         before midnight. This Rule does not apply under the
         following circumstances.

         a) The Guest has a written invitation.
         b) The matter is urgent. In this case the Guest should
            leave as soon as possible.
         c) The Guest belongs to the category "*special* Guests".
            If so, the Host reserves the right to lock the door
            and throw out the key. If the afore-mentioned happens
            Rules 2 and 3 should automatically be regarded as
            nonsense.

     10. If Any Guest has difficulties obeying House Rules,
         He or She will be referred to as "Certain Individuals"
         hereafter.



If you thought that was bad, remember, it wasn't bought in a bloody shop.



                                                T.ESKIMO

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ratner@ficus.cs.ucla.edu (David Ratner)
Subject: Re: Sorority Jokes by request
Organization: UCLA, Computer Science Department
Date:  1 Oct 92 22:14:49 GMT

srd33435@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Of the hood.) writes:

>cobe101@emory.edu (Christopher C. Chung) writes:


>>DELTA DELTA DELTA 

>>Tridelt ...... everyone else has.

>Need a date?  Tri-Delta...

If you haven't yet, tri delt.


and...



----	/\   ----
\  /   /  \  \  /
 \/    ----   \/      tridelt - two out of three go down.


(ok, so my ascii picture talents aren't the greatest)


- Dave

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From: tshadow@carina.unm.edu (The Shadow)
Subject: Re: Mother Jokes (Your Momma is so...)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 21:03:32 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

Whoops... hehehehe... sorry about posting the same thing twice...
I don't know what I could have been thinking.
Probably had something to do with beer and women, though.
  
Ecch.


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From: rajain@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A couple of cricket jokes !!
Date: 4 Oct 92 17:49:09 GMT


I guess only cricket followers will get the following jokes because
they relate to terms used in field-positions in the game of cricket...



	Q 1. What is the similarity between a man and cricket ?

	A 1. Between two "long legs" there's a "short leg"




	Q 2. What is the similarity between a woman and cricket ?

	A 2. Between two "fine legs" there's a "deep gulley"


-- Any more jokes ??


Rajat.
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 1 Oct 92 11:57:32 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Oct1.003051.9112@geovision.gvc.com>, pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:
|> $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
|> >In article <1992Sep21.035843.3401@lugb.latrobe.edu.au>, 9124704t@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Paul Veiser) writes:
|> >> In article <1992Sep8.075304.5164@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
|> >>>Shaw's Principle:
|> >>>    Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will
|> >>>    want to use it.
|> >> What does that say about Mac users? ;-)
|> >> Paul Veiser
|> 
|> >MACS ARE THE only COMPUTER TO USE!!!!!!!! ALL OTHERS PALE IN COMPARISON!!!
|> >Feel free to send me flames, but I will just ignore them.
|> 
|> Well, I guess that proves Shaw's principle, doesn't it.

I was Thinking of Barnum's principle -
      "There's a sucker born every minute."
From: g580785c@edinboro.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: a nutty joke
Date: 26 Sep 92 18:28:57 GMT
Organization: Edinboro University of Pennsylvania

Did you hear about the midget who weighed 80 pounds,  
his left testicle weighed 40 pounds,

He was half nuts!
From: mnoonan@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: - call for lada jokes
Date: 28 Sep 92 11:48:19 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin

What do you call a Lada on top of a hill?

A miricle.

How do you double the value of a Lada?

Fill the tank with petrol.

Michael.
From: deepak@konark.njit.edu (D'EE'pak Kakadasam)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted
Date: 28 Sep 92 19:01:50 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <BvAunt.K7o@news.cso.uiuc.edu> rvenkate@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Ravikuma Venkateswar) writes:
>I guess the title just about sums it up.
>
>
>1. Ethnic Jokes (No particular group requrired)
>2. Height-of Jokes
>
>  Example: What is the height of heights?
>  Ans    : Taking a piss off of Mount Everest. 
>
>
>  Thanks.
>
>  Ravikumar Venkateswar

Q: What is the height of pain?
A: Sliding down the edge of a gaint blade & using  your balls as  your
   brakes.



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From: I.A.Inman@newcastle.ac.uk (Ian Alexander Inman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Scottish Jokes.
Date: 28 Sep 92 15:29:03 GMT
Organization: Computing Laboratory, U of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK NE1 7RU.



Did you hear about the latest search of the waters of Loch Ness?

They're looking for a 'monster' of a bottle of whisky!!!



How do you get whole of Scotland to take to the hills?

Tell them there's a lost penny there!!!!!!!



What's the difference between a Scotsman and a bottle of whisky?

The bottle!!!!!!!!!!

			++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Now for the offensive one, may I make it clear I am NOT racist, or anti - semitic.   This is a joke, nothing more, nothing less, and if you are easily offended, dont read it.   Don't bother flaming me, cause after tommorow, I no 
longer have a login I.D.   I'll be back sometime in the future, when I get a job
somewhere.   See ya for now.



















There was this bloke who walking back from the Celtic - Rangers derby match.
Suddenly a Celtic fan jumps out at him with a knife.

"Are you a Rangers fan?" he says.

"No, No, I'm a Jew" he says.

"Okay on your way" was the reply.

Further on a Rangers fan does the same.

"Are you a Celtic fan?"

"No, No, I'm a Jew"

"On your way, and if your lying, I'll be after ye"

Then a Palestinian jumps out and kills him.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Thoughts
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 29 Sep 92 18:03:51 CST
Organization: Brandon University

In article <1992Sep21.035843.3401@lugb.latrobe.edu.au>, 9124704t@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Paul Veiser) writes:
> In article <1992Sep8.075304.5164@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>>
>>Shaw's Principle:
>>    Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will
>>    want to use it.
> What does that say about Mac users? ;-)
> 
> Paul Veiser

MACS ARE THE only COMPUTER TO USE!!!!!!!! ALL OTHERS PALE IN COMPARISON!!!
Feel free to send me flames, but I will just ignore them.

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From: troy.beck@smurfbbs.uucp (Troy Beck) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ROOMATES
Date: 25 Sep 92 10:29:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: SELECTaWARE BBS - Mike Waldner 605/256-2812
Reply-To: troy.beck@smurfbbs.uucp (Troy Beck) 

Hey all!!
Listen, I was wondering...  Awhile ago, Someone posted a message
regarding a bunch of things to do to make your roomate think you're nuts
or just to annoy him or something. Anyway, (If this is getting through),
can I get that list again? I would really appreaciate it.

 No Tag, No Glory,
 Troy Beck
 from SelectAware BBS,
 Madison SD 256-2812  (605)
                       
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: dead president sketch
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 05:33:49 GMT

>>>This is an ex-sketch.
>>>
>>>IOSnm
>>>(ncie)
>>BURN HIM!!! 
>>Oops...wrong group, eh?
>nono. Feel free, torch me.
Is that "torch" or "touch"? Wink wink.

>Hold on!
><woof>
Hey! Simon crisp! My favorite!

>>Ratboy
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