From: vjmurphy@carina.unm.edu (Phred T. Platypus)
Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors
Subject: Re: The Greys speak
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:27:21 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.g-zj!_b
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque


>     all aliens communicate in the New Agey manner of the Pleiadians, check
>     out the disciplined English style (best read in a fast monotone, not!
              ^^^^^^^^^^^
    I think "tortured" would be a better word.

    As a public service, I have simplified the wordiness in the message.
 You would think that the aliens would have taken basic English
 courses.  I guess not.  Of course, I do not believe in this stuff
 at all.

>BEGINNING OF MESSAGE...

>     The ability of the human sociological spectrum to conceptualize
>the existence of the phenomena (UFO) and its resultant effect upon the
>cultural advancement of human civilization will be made manifest
>within a measurable amount of time/space continuum. In accordance with
>   
    The effect of UFOs on people's beliefs and culture will soon
 be apparent.
 
>the eventual purpose of the "Network" consensus, there is ample
>communicative formulation in program to maintain "Network" direct
>observance (physical contact) in support of mutual contact
>involvement. There can be free exchanges of information absolutely

    We should meet the aliens soon.

>designed to enhance the occurrence of "network" contact and ongoing
>monitoring of "Network" subjects. The eldership has determined a
>definite relative fundamental multitudinous act of ongoing direct
    
   We will keep abducting the same people. 

>observance (close encounter) experiments. The data assimilated
>regarding the experiments is continually examined by the "Network"
>analysts, and the full findings distributed within the "Network"
>operations.

    We've told others about our experiments.

>     The individual amount of examined data can be verified and
>classified within the "Network" Space Center, and is injected for
>reference purposes in multicomplex retrieval banks. Upon approval of
>the "Network" eldership, the available data is implemented within the
>progressional direct observance procedures. There can be no partial

    The data is now at the intergalactic library.

>utilization of the assimilated data. The subject involved is then
>inculcated with the desired data which is given in either active or
>full dormant status (unconscious).
  
    We plant info in the minds of the abductees.

>     There must be intense precautions taken to insure there is no
>actual resultant vitiation regarding the "Network" subject. The
>ability of the "Network" to enunciate the inculcated program to
>maintain the continual duality of purpose concerning the contacts is
>accomplished through an intact inculcated monitor. The transmittal of

     Make sure you don't hurt the abductee.

>"Network" linguistical symbols is due inpart to enable the subject to
>communicate via random transmittal data which will contribute to the
>understanding and enhancement of the meaning of the "Network" and the
>populace of human civilization. The progressive contacts between the
>
    The abductee will tell people this info a bit at a time.

>"Network" and selected "Network" subjects will continue. A plot of
>
    We will keep abducting the same people.  I think they already
 said this.


>geographical areas involved in direct observance activities is
>currently undergoing in in-depth equational analysis. The purpose and
>selection will then be considered according to the consensus of the
>"Network" eldership. The contact is then initiated.

    Point to a map - pick a person in that area.

>     Data is then integrated into a "Network" lexicon and the
>implication involving the subject are determined. Calculations are
>then transmitted throughout the "Network". The "Network"
>communications with planetary intergalactic prevalent existent
>lifeforms is based upon universal and interuniversal comity.

   Take notes.

>Recognition of interuniversal principles and organizational thought is
>directed primarily towards preservation of the evolutionary spectrum
>and the advancement of human civilizations. Interferrance into the
>entire direction of the planetary scale of the selected planet is
>prohibited... The Pleiadian races have agreed, as have the Council of
>Dorado and the Horologium Assembly. The Eldership and other
>quadriuniversal representatives are in full and complete agreement
>with all tenets of interuniversal comity. The forthcoming observance

   The Prime Directive: Don't mess with the civilization.

>of "Network" vehicles will be manifest. The "Network" has monitored
>the progress of inculcated data and resultant documentation. The
>
   We've read your notes.

>utilization of laser light amplification devices to initiate activity
>with the resultant intention to videotape "Network" vehicles is
>considered an allowable activity and will be permitted upon
>affirmation that the videotape use is guarded and restricted.

   Pictures and video allowed.

   Boy, think of all the psychic energy the aliens could have 
 conserved.  
-- 
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 important things in life?  Absolutely. _\_\  _/_/  Grammarian of Vengeance
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 to drive you nuts." -- Harlan Ellison    _\_/       Vincent J. Murphy
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