HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low)
Subject: Let It Die
Summary: do it do it do it DO IT
Organization: National Foundation for the Firing of Ken Peterson
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 19:51:10 EDT

forward lost time shiny shiny...

	Well, it's that time again.  I've got another dumb assignment from
Mitchell where we have to do a 500 to 750 word interview, and I chose my
pal Andy to interview...

Andrew Sanford
Senior TRF Production and Psychology

Coord UUCinema

introduces me to some of the less glamorous sides of the film industry

Time Commitment?  "Quite a lot, pretty much a serious job selling tickets,
doing advertising, collecting tickets, dealing with crap..."

What's crap?  "Film cancellations...the speaker not showing up...his flight
got cancelled twice and was bumped from the third.  All this I found out
the day he was supposed to arrive.  I spent an hour and a half at the
airport, an hour at night telling people that the show got cancelled."

What are you in it for if there's so much crap?  "FREE STUFF, that's why
I join...setting things up...the mad rush of power...I mean, isn't that
what it's all about?  Power?  People give me all this money and I get
to do stuff with it...program all these wild films..."

Film preference?  "I have eclectic  tastes stemming from the classics to the
cult film."

Favorite director?  "Stanley Kubrick."

Favorite overall film?  "2001 or Bloodsucking Freaks.  Both of those films
are more than cinema...they're an experience."

Wouldn't show?  "The only film I would not show is if everyone on the board
objected to it or if the fascist adminstration stopped me.  I think they
weren't too pleased with the poster."

Poster?  "The poster is a promostional thing, describes the board, reviews
films...we put graphics on it to catch people's eyes...to make people shout
and jump and scream and writhe...and come to the films also."

Worst film shown so far?  "Batman Returns...pretty boring film, did poorly."

Best film?  "Based on sheer popularity and turnout, Basic Instinct."

Where were you before Syracuse?  "I hung out at the Clarkson School where
you skip your senior year and hang out with other geeks who skipped senior
year.  Met a lot of really smart people...child geniuses who went on to
Berkely, Harvard, Yale, all of that crap."

What were you doing at Clarkson School?  "Taking courses in Electrical
Engineering. I got free tuition."

Transfer?  "I didn't want to design toasters for the rest of my life.  I
knew too many people who got jobs watching dials at NIMO for 60 years...
Also difficult to be an engineeer without being an alcoholic...Also, 
7 males to 1 female at Clarkson...another reason why I left."

Why Syracuse?  "I wanted something different...free tuition (Tuition
Exchange), and Funhouse had a good rep.  Okay, the real reason was that
Clarkson didn't have my major, all this other stuff is just fun stuff."


thanx andy

handel
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My dad died last week
Date: 26 Sep 92 16:45:59 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <Bv1nt8.10J@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>>In article <7535@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>>The day after I got back, I found out that while I was away my friend
>>>Lorraine had spent several nights in bed with an Irishman called Brian. 
>>on the other hand, my sense of poetic justice says i should crosspost all this
>>stuff to some random group followed by a scathing commentary about how amazing
>>it is that people actually manage to imagine these things really happened to
>>them, perhaps with a tasteless dead parent joke and snide comment about
>>cheating girlfriends added.

>Poetic justice would be you, stuck in an elevator with ata boy.

No, I believe that is called "ritual flensing".
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@loki (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: I Hate It When This Happens
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 03:08:07 GMT

Yesterday I pick up the latest issue of "Love And Rockets" and find out that
Los Bros Hernandez are going to be in Calgary next Thursday.  I'm cackling with
glee and anticipation, half-planning a day trip to Cowtown to see two of my
storytelling idols.

Today I get what amounts to a job offer, for a three-week contract job with
the local DEC branch.  Interview Monday.  Probably start of work, Tuesday.
$20/hr.

Maybe I can work something out.

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"And when the thunder breaks, it breaks for you and me."
   ---This Mortal Coil
Current Album--Tom Petty:Let Me Up(I've Had Enough)
Current Read--Nicole Luiken:Running On Instinct
From: plord@pioneer.uspto.gov (Paul Lord)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Joe Jackson plays Paris
Date: 2 Oct 92 08:27:49 GMT
Organization: United States Patent and Trademark Office


"Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down Maa-stricht"

-- 
Sometimes I can't stand mysylph
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology
From: sramming@athena.mit.edu (Scott '~ibo' Ramming)
Subject: Re: New Cereal!
Summary: What if I buy it at 7-11
Organization: Minor Inquiry of the Torah
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:24:13 GMT

In article <1992Sep25.015635.26459@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> lfoard@Turing.ORG
 (Lawrence C. Foard) writes:
>rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>>We all know that the circle with a K in it on a food product means that the 
>>product in question was taste-tested by Kibo at the factory. 
>
>And all this time I thought it was Kibo flavored :(

But I want to know if I buy Spam(tm) at that chain of convenience stores,
will it be Kosher? After all, the sign says....

~ibo
--
the nonibo -ibo
M. Scott Ramming  
Cambridge MA 02139
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: KENTUCKY SODOMY BAN KELD UNCONSTITUTIONAL
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 11:32:37 GMT

In article <9209270602.AA18544@quaestor>, carasso@inference (C A R A S S O) writes:
}
}Frankfort, Ky, Sept. 25 (AP) -- The Kentucky Supreme
}Court struck down the state's anti-sodomy law on
}Thursday, ruling that privacy rights should apply to
}homosexuals.
}	--New York Times National Section Saturday September 26, 1992
}
}The following information was provided for the benefit of the talk-
}bizarre oldbies, who I am quite certain will benefit from this ruling.

ROADTRIP!!! Quick, Catamites -- to the Buttmobile!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: SSC
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 13:22:20 GMT

I giggle uncontrollably whenever I hear Axl say
"What's so civil about war anyway?" at the end
of Civil War.

infidel

Deep, Axl, deep.
From: adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I need Dod Sod's US Mail Address.
Date: 29 Sep 92 16:44:16 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <1a39t4INN5jp@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>Name our opossum.

	Call it Yacc.  Then when some asshole says "It doesn't look
like a yak." you can fragment bomb them.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: SAT worship
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 18:24:17 GMT



In article <1aaubcINNe8g@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:

   In article <1992Sep29.061615.20701@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
   >be unique.  DON'T do astonishingly well on SATs, go to college anyway.

   heh. or even better: do frightfully well on the SATs your junior year, go
   to college and flunk out repeatedly.

heh.  been there.  done that.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: FYI
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 02:51:22 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <TOMF.92Sep28234207@ai.bunny.gte.com>

someone wrote:
: The Loch Ness Monster is a big log. 

silly cunt.
now listen here, you silly cunt.
you are a silly cunt.

i hope that this is clear.

if not, we have armaments to back up our position.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: News about the word `bemoan'
Date: 5 Oct 92 00:07:32
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu


Bemoan is difficult to light.
Bemoan is contrary to desire.
Bemoan is nourishment for hunger.

Amelia Earhart was last seen with bemoan.
Helen Keller never fell victim to bemoan.
Mother Theresa glances at bemoan.

John is the bemoan of Mary.
Mary is the bemoan of Joseph.
Joseph is the bemoan of John.

Bemoan discovers frailties.
Bemoan promotes hygiene.
Bemoan denies understanding.

Bemoan predates the jet engine.


--
nj@cs.Berkeley.EDU

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: new dicksize war
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 22:32:40 GMT

In article <Bvnzv6.1w3@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>In article <1992Oct2.131531.22914@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>>went and bought a new pair of shoes last night.
>>size 13
>
>How do you manage to get them in your mouth?


He takes out his dentures.


M
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32611 rec.music.misc:24506 rec.music.industrial:11303
From: wakesm@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Steve Wake)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc,rec.music.industrial
Subject: Re: ABBA Covers
Date: 3 Oct 92 02:52:44 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Purdue University

In <OSA.92Oct2165000@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:


>I just heard a cover of SOS by Man Without Hats.  And everybody has
>the ABBAesque EP by Erasure.  What I'd like to know is whether there
>are other ABBA covers by other people.  

>Oktay "The love you gave me, Nothing else can save me, SOS " Ahiska
>--
Information Society did "Lay All Your Love on Me" for their first album.

U2 has been doing some old ABBA songs during the accostic part of the 
outside broadcast.

Steve
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waterman@lug.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Subject: Re: schizophrenia versus psychopathy
Summary: broken man page reference
Organization: Brandeis University
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 21:56:14 GMT

joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
: 
: >My quadruplex co-dwellers son was _not_, and was not diagnosed to
: >be, schizophrenic.  He was intensely psychotic, set into violent
: >behavior by the most innocent stimulus, holding loud and violence
: >filled conversations with the air about only-to-him-real children
: >he had and an imaginary wife who was stealing them from him.
: 
: well, if we had had him at harborview when I was working at either acute
: psychiatric intake (5C) or the locked unit (8C) I would bet we'd have
: diagnosed him as paranoid schizophrenic.
: 
: josh

I'm afraid I don't have these references. Could you tell me where
to find these utilities??

    lug-> users/waterman 634 % man 8 unit
    No entry for unit in section 8 of the manual.

    lug-> users/waterman 636 % man 5 intake
    No entry for intake in section 5 of the manual.

    lug-> users/waterman 638 % apropos unit
    t_rcvudata (3N)		- receive a data unit
    t_rcvuderr (3N)		- receive a unit data error indication
    t_sndudata (3N)		- send a data unit
    units (1)		- conversion program

    lug-> users/waterman 639 % apropos intake
    intake: nothing appropriate


--ts	It's a sys V thing. You wouldn't understand.
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Cue ad
Date: 3 Oct 1992 17:56:19 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


Previously, lnh@soliton.physics.arizona.edu (sometimes a Wombat) says:
            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Div, Graad, Cirl, and Associates.  The Math Injury Lawyers.
> 
>The insane don't need disclaimers \ 

 lnh@soliton.physics.arizona.edu -- anagram (@=m)
*************************************************
   Yo!  No chillin' *his* Pez, Nostradamus!!
*************************************************


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: if God belonged to the NRA
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:10:17 GMT


"This is My Beloved Gun, in which I am well pleased."


M.
now, what was that about this atheism thing again?

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: This Is Your Life, Rictus Hep
Organization: Rice University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 04:29:18 GMT

"Snake Pliskin?  I thought you were dead...."

HWRNMNBSOL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Fanning the Flames of Hate
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 30 Sep 92 16:37:42 CDT



>>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
>Parades the cupid (without hair).
Shrewd becomes vapid (as if we care).
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: 5150 asks yet another stupid newbie question
Date: 4 Oct 92 17:33:19 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Oct4.061944.3039@netcom.com> elvis@netcom.com ('kEvin') writes:
>gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>
>>Someone complained about crossposts between alt.non.sequitur and
> ^^^^^^^
>>t,b,  This is a lazy man's bandwidth-wasting way of copying a.n.s
>>posts over to t.b.
>
>It was me.
>I am not a nameless,faceless entity.
>
>
>kEvin

Sorry...wasn't sure you would want it dragged up in public.

Mark., sorry about NO ATTRIBUTION that time.
gooley@netcom.com
From: mborgerding@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: nothing in particular
Date: 28 Sep 92 18:11:35 GMT
Organization: Wright State University

In article <Bv35F9.12v@news.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
> In article <Bv1Ius.3A1@news.cso.uiuc.edu> thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:
>>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>
>>>So, if we poison someone with arsenic, we'll be judged innocent?  This
>>>one sounds suspicious to me.  Even more suspicious than most of the stuff
>>>that comes through the FIDONET gateway.
>>
>>Try Gallium.  I have it on good authority that you'll be far less
>>likely to be prosecuted if you use Gallium.
> 
> Well, it's true that Gallium poisoning isn't terribly popular, and I doubt
> that a lot of medical labs would even recognize it.  On the other hand, the
> lanthanides would be even more curious.
> --scott
> 
What about botulinum toxin?  It's extremely potent (Lethal dose 5-10ug), fairly
easy to cultivate, and the symptoms will lead people to believe that the victim 
merely ate some bad fish and got botulism from it.
				Don't try this at home,
					Mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: BSD?
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 00:26:32 GMT

In article <1aieicINNhn3@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>
>In article <eD31RB2w165w@west.darkside.com>, guru@west.darkside.com writes:
>|Ok.. all you tripadeliacs, can someone (anyone) tell me about a
>|drug that was popular about 25 years ago that was called
>|something like BSD or something like that...
>
>I knew there was a reason I preferred it to System V.

Oh, like wow.  BSD is great.  Every time I start doing BSD, it's like
everything around me starts thrashing.  It's so weird, with all the pipes
and sockets and stuff.  Wow.  It's just, just, so dynamic?  You know what
I mean?  Ever since I laid off the VMS and started doing BSD instead, it's
completely opened up my mind to a different plane of thought.
--scott

CJ, your company makes the weirdest damn print spooler I have ever seen in
my life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: It fills me with the urge to kill.....
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 21:39:22 GMT

In alt.romance.chat, Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett Fitzgerald) gushes:
>>Barkeep!  *Hugs* all around, on me!

killkillkillkillkillkillkill


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Frank Sinatra under his own skin and a tent
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 15:52:28 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.154856.11340@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>	She had the face of my dream-woman, and I bought it from her, putting
>a Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Wombat mask over the emptiness.  I swam home down
>my own bile ducts to find my beloved wife sitting atop the microwave having
>nasal sex with a prominent astrophysicist, and in my rage I put them both
>into the blender, added a bottle of off-key lime juice, a thousand sweetener
>tablets, two bottles of vintage Port, a bottle of "Slick-50" (tm), the 1980
>New Hampshire primary election, the concept of justice that existed in the
>mind of Felix Frankfurter just after a good lay, a can of refried beans,
>a PAL-standard Beta videotape of the third episode of the "Doctor Who" serial
>"The Power of Positive Krolling," a small brontosaurus, a Charlotte Bronte
>manuscript, a few drops of yak milk, and 26 January 1974.  I pushed the
>button marked "RILCH," and indeed that was the sound the blender made as
>it produced a puree of it all.  I stopped the blender and drank the semi-
>liquid mixture.  It didn't taste too bad, though using a somewhat later
>date from 1974 would have improved the flavor somewhat.
>	I took off my own face and put on the one I had bought.  Immediately
>it metamorphosed into a copy of my original face, and I realized that I
>had been swindled -- and it had cost me the mineral rights to the Bronx,
>a bar of London Palladium, and a pinch of nutmeg.  I was furious and turned
>into LaToya Jackson for a full nineteen seconds in my rage, during which
>I posed nude, recorded a hit single, wrote another tells-all-that-the-first
>-book-didn't book, and collected several million dollars which I hid in an
>old corset between my mattress and box spring.
>	To console myself over my gain, I took up merging Belas for a hobby.
>I produced one who choreographed gymnastic stunts to his own music for
>horror movies, but he was unhappy and transformed himself into a bottle of
>cheap muscatel at age 97.  I cut off my nose to spite my face and struck
>while the iron was hot, and went to live in the wilds of the Chicago Loop,
>confident in the disguise of a lake trout employed by a major bank as a
>teller for their "swim-in" branch.
>
>Mark.
>gooley@netcom.com


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams)
Subject: Re: My Child Flunked The Fifth Grade. Twice!
Organization: University of Delaware
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 23:16:09 GMT

In article <skmmRB3w165w@quake.sylmar.ca.us> loose@quake.sylmar.ca.us (loose_connection) writes:
>Did your child beat up an honor student?  Or is he just stupid?
>Tired of all those "My Child" stickers?  Well for only $1 you
>can have an "My Child Flunked The Fifth Grade. Twice!" bumper
>sticker.  Just send it along with an SASE to: 

this is not a sex for money exchange...



--
bored, worthless old pseudo-catchphrase(CP)
on an off-night...lonesome and infectious
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: heroes deflated
Date: 2 Oct 1992 23:11:19 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
Fripp's guitar on "Evening Star" sounds like a demented
elephant trumpeting in the distance.
---
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Holiday in Las Vegas, Report II
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 16:24:17 GMT

...which reminds me of another slightly bizarre scene I remember from
Las Vegas.  (It's all coming out of the fog.)

The sex industry in Las Vegas operates in perhaps the most liberal
business climate in the country, and there's plenty of business to be
had -- the competition is rough.

So, it's about 1:00 A.M. Saturday morning and we're hiking up the
strip to go to Little Caesar's (a tiny little snakepit where your feet
stick to the carpet) and the Las Vegas Cigar Company, and everywhere
along the road, jamming the sidewalks, congesting the parking lots,
and overflowing into the fast food stands, are these... *guys*...
handing out sex industry fliers.  Guys with booger problems.  Guys
with small pox scars on their foreheads.  Guys with body hair that has
grown through the fabric of their clothing.

A couple years ago, there were only a half-dozen of them every block
or so.  Last year, they were a little more plentiful -- but this year,
there was a *FUCKLOAD* of them.  Everywhere.

The fliers are everywhere.  They've got to be cutting down thousands
of acres of forest every hour to make all the paper used to print all
these fliers.  These `guys' put the fliers into your hands, even if
you've already got one.  They don't care what you look like.  Can you
breathe?  You get a flier.

You look inside these fliers, and you find they are filled with
advertisements for brothels (yes Julian, the rumor is true --
prostitution is legal in Nevada, just not in Clark County),
advertisements for strip clubs, escorts, dancers, `singles clubs'
which are Las Vegas's somewhat bizarre solution to Clark County's
prohibition of prostitution.  The menu is somewhat limited though --
you're pretty much limited to that which sells to overly uptight
mostly-heterosexual midwestern yahoos whose ideas about getting wild
on a Saturday night pretty much max out at drinking an entire bottle
of Jack and playing strip hide-and-go-seek in the woods during the
full moon.

All the bus stops and most of the cabs have advertisements on them for
_Topless_Girls_Of_Glitter_Gulch_, a review none of us cared to see (no
cover charge! two drink minimum!)... especially since the pictures
used in the advertisements were doctored up collages of photographs
of two women's faces grafted onto crude airbrushings of physically
impossible torsos.

There's plenty to be pissed off about when it comes to the Las Vegas
sex industry.  Like everything else in Vegas, it is the logical
exaggeration of mundane heinosity found most anywhere else in the
States.  Nevertheless, there is something truly American in the scope
of it in Las Vegas.  It is ubiquitous.  It is shameless.  It is a
juggernaut of greed.  But compared to the mind-numbing, brain-curdling
impossibility of the casino business, the sex industry just seems like
a pulsing, swelling pimple on the rump of the Whore that Las Vegas is.


-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

Help keep Las Vegas clean.  Eat your kill.