HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:07:26 GMT

>: > : > [a little bit thrown mercilessly into a vat of boiling lemon curry]
>: > : > ->[lots and lots of stuff dissolved in a highly toxic solution comprising lemon
>: > : > -> curry, bits of a comfy chair and a Spring Surprise.]
>: > : > ->
>: > : > Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
>: > : > could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
>: > : > 
>: > : > But then what do I know about chemistry ????
>: > : > 
>: > : > ->>So how do you define Gina?
>: > A protein large bag of mostly water (about 80%).
>: I can personally guarantee that there is more to me than just water.
>: Want to find out for yourself? 
>At last! A topic for my thesis! Make an appointment and I'll take you up
>to the lab for some "tests".
Yes,but does it have bananas?

>: > : NOW WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
>: > : I'd like to see what you know about interrelational chemistry, as in
>: > : between males and females. As in between you and me. YOu know, body
>: > : chemistry.
>: > 
>: > Would you like a consignment of androstenone?
>: > Then again, a few slugs of Tequila has much the same effect....
>: > 
>: Tequila? Not tequila!? the last time that was introduced to my system
>: it made an unfavorable impression upon my constitution a nd several
>: amendments had to be made.

>OK androstenone then, but tequila is cheaper.
WHAT? You've said no about the tequila????
HOW????
Tequila IS GOD!
(You know the trinity... Tequila, Chainsaws, and swarfega!)
(Tequila being the holy spirit!
AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

>David aka purely for the advancement of science you know
>BTW anyone know Gina's genus? Can't be homo.....
Um.... spamo?

IONSmjkasd
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: New Cleese movie?
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:56:25 GMT

>> Has John Cleese started another movie yet? (Is he going to?)
>> About a four months ago I heard he was working on something which
>> would involve the same actors from 'A Fish Called Wanda' Kline, Palin,
>> Curtis, etc... Has this idea died out? Or have I been having delusions? 
>> Wishful thinking? I would love to see another movie with these actors;
>> or another Cleese movie of any sort. Or any movie with any Python
>> person in it for that matter. Thanks in advance.
>> 
>There is a Sony add in the Entertainment WEekly for this week staring
>John Cleese himself. Right inside the cover of the mag, antually. kan
>you imagine that? 

Yeah. I DO prefer the inside cover of a couple of French computer
mags I got my hands on. (OK... so only one person will understand
this, and she hasn't read anything here for a couple of months, but
still...)
>> 
>> 
>> P.S - If this has already been discussed to death, I apologise. I'm
>> new here. 
>> 
>HEY? Youre new here!!!!! 
>Let me introduce myself to you, as you will hear more about me later.
>I am Gina aka President of this here newsgroup. Yep, alf.fan.m.p. has
>a president, a FEMALE too.i realize this a shocker; if you need
>*ANYTHING* let me know. I plan on taking care of my constituents.
OI! There's nowt wrong with having a female pres... Ireland has
one. (And if you really wanted, we could discuss it *:) )

>Gina 
oSNMn
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 11 Nov 92 11:33:46 -0600

In article <BxIunE.D3H@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} Yep you heard it right..I'm for sale...
} 
} So post your offers for my body, soul, sex, nifty costume
} and whatever else you want to buy from/off/of mine
} 
} Court Jester aka wow, I'm full of ideas.....

I'll begin the bidding with a case of Spam.

Phil squig I've got a truckload of the stuff, so don't try to overbid me!!!
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: MATRESS
Date: 11 Nov 92 13:42:45 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

Umm, shouldn't that be, "Tough tittie if it is, you great poovy polagger!"?

It's just as easy to get these things right as get them wrong, you know.

						Saint (almost a colonel)
						  wearing British Dental
						  Association Dinner Dance
						  cufflinks.
From: cpm@digtec.dtro.e-technik.th-darmstadt.de (Claus Meder)
Subject: Re: Spanish Inquistion
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 12:05:03 GMT
	<1992Nov12.090616.13794@aber.ac.uk>
Organization: TH-Darmstadt
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python

In article <1992Nov12.090616.13794@aber.ac.uk> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:

	   In article <1992Nov7.172556.2181@gacvx2.gac.edu> 
	   phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) did say :

   ->In article <BxB8Hw.Exw@ccu.umanitoba.ca>  writes:
   ->} NOOOObody expects the Spanish Inquistion!!!
   ->
   ->Uhhhh, I expected it.
   Well, I was not going to say anything but I expected it too...

   However, due to an unfortunate accident I got the Spamish Requisition.
   A bit of a pisser really.

   Pag aka I ask again what happened to all the aka's ?

All the aka's are goarn!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Date: 5 Nov 92 12:05:31 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov4.200045.16847@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> In <Bx73Ip.HJG@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> 
>>Scores:
> 
>>So the winner is None of the Above
>>with Gina as VP.
> 
>>Congrats to the non-entity winner and he/she/its
>>big busted VP.
> 
> So the prize *does* go to the girl with the biggest tits?

Now Jester. You don't really think that's _all_ I've got, do you?
After all, I'm very talented. In many areas. Try me if oyu don't
believe me.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 05:18:55 GMT

In article <1992Nov7.114754.3764@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>
> (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>> |> > |> 
>> |> > |> (lots of useless garbage mercilessly tossed out the door)
>> |> > |> 
>> |> > |> 
>> |> > |> 
>> |> > lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>> |> > 
>> |> > chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>> |> Are you sure you really want to know?
>> |> 
>> varity is the spice of life.
>> 
>> chestnutt aka quoting hacknyed sayings
>chestnutt, you are crazy, know it? You are asking for a Sleazefest.
>And I never lose. Want to come down to my place and discover the
>secret of my success?                               ^^^^^^^^
  Maybe he wouldn't but I sure would!!  Just how far will she go to be the 
sleaziest folks??

reason aka lack thereof

     **************************************|------------------------|
     *  reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu          |"I will not buy this    |
     *  aka  Jason E. Reasoner             |record it is scratched."|
     *  aka  Smegma, Reason, Rand          |            -John Cleese|
     **************************************|------------------------|

-- 
     **************************************|------------------------|
     *  reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu          |"I will not buy this    |
     *  aka  Jason E. Reasoner             |record it is scratched."|
     *  aka  Smegma, Reason, Rand          |            -John Cleese|
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Executive Speech
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 00:00:36 GMT

In article <1992Nov5.123113.3731@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>
>Due to the overwhelming desire to speak, 
>President-elect (!!!!!) Gina speaks:
>
>I am thrilled to be here. I don't know what to say. Thank you to all
>who helped and offered your support. Let me know what I can do for
>you either now or in the future.
pretty much everything...
>
>I have decided to offer the following as part of my feast for fun:
>	Spam, Lemon curry, Prawn salad, and many other "delicacies".
>If anyone has other ideas, we can do them too. 
Spiced SynthoVeal aka spam mixed with Sweet-and-sour Bitter Melon and then 
dried?  Good stuff, but only on the first of April...
>
>The Presidential orgy--I mean party--is to be held immediately after
>the inauguration, whenever that is. Plenty of fun for all those
>involved, I assure you.
It was.
>
>AS TO living up to my campaign promises, those were made on a general
>individual basis. You will get your just rewards. =) As will I.  =) =)
>
>Let me know what I can do for you..............and I gladly will. =)
MOTS
>
>Your sensuous president-elect aka Gina, the beautiful blonde with the
>curvaceous body and an attitude most would kill for.
I know I would...
>

beiad aka William Turlough Cat
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:38:24 GMT

jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:

>In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>>> Fievel aka soon to have his ass in a sling for insinuating something.
>>Fievel Darling, are you trying to flirt with the sleazy blonde? I hope
>>not, because I'd hate to have to skin you alive and fry you for dinner
>>to feed to my pet dragon Hildebrandt. 

>I did predict this, didn't I...?
No.

>No, my dear, I'm not flirting with our new friend from the arctic wastes of 
>oswego.  I'm simply trying to make her feel welcome in this sludgepit we call 
>the friendly neighborhood newsgroup.  With regards to Hidebrandt, might I 
>suggest a barbecue?
No, no barbeques around here at all.

>			King Fievel
Eccles aka trying to remeber what he was going to say.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 11 Nov 92 09:04:53 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov9.235122.27240@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
> In article <1992Nov9.133704.3810@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <1992Nov8.225723.22142@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov7.121924.3769@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov6.221730.25776@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Nov6.083219.3745@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>>In article <1992Nov5.201442.2723@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>>>>> In article <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>>> [sleeze rmd]
>>>>>>Me, I;m a lady of class. Give me bear skin rugs, satin sheets, rain
>>>>>>storms at midnight, huge hot tubs with unlimited supplies of Spam and
>>>>>>white wine, strawberries and champagne, mirrors and whatnot.
>>>>>> > 
>>>>>>> but my favourite is e-z-cheese (not the bacon kind)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I'll stick to the whipped cream, if you don't mind.
>>>>>>.> 
>>>>>>>>chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> kisses
>>>>>>> leather aka you want danger, baby, i'll show you what danger is
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>>Pasionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?  
>>>>>>> 
>>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back? (purr purr
>>>>> nose sniff...)
>>>>Meow. I do. I want it ALL BACK> The lust, love, romance, silk and
>>>>satin shhete, making love on the beach, sex in the hottub, all of it.
>>>>Wanna help me get it ALL back?
>>> Miau!  Yes...  (relaxed, playful purr....)
>>> C^u vi parolas Esperante?  Mi parolas iomete.
>>> We will all need to know it soon.
>>> G^is revido!
>>Why don't you come over here and translate that in my ear? Meow?
>>> 
>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
> Frau^lino Gina, are you in the same place, or will you give me directions?

I'm still here, my luv.

> Vi ne parolas Esperante?  Putra!  (Grimaces, then smiles.)  I will be
> *happy* to teach you the interlanguage, although I am still new to it.  And
> yes, I will translate that in your ear.  (Playful ear batt.  Grins and purrs.)

oh thank you. I'm always willing to expand my horizons
xo
> Do you accept .rec mail?  (Grins hopefully)


I'll accept anything you give me
i> Miau!  Miau!  I will be over as soon as I can...
> 
> William Turlough Cat aka beiad
Gina aka the persians are coming
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: a.f.m-p FAQ
Date: 5 Nov 92 21:05:44 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov5.100421.2141@gacvx2.gac.edu>, phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
> } > Question 14b	Bouncy, bouncy?
> } 	-----PLaying ball?
> 
> Nope.  Pocket pool.
> 
Can I see what's in your pocket or do you want to play all by
yourself?

Gina aka the sleaze queen aka president-elect of THIS newsgroup
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 6 Nov 92 02:16:07 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>>By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you wa
>>>a sex object for president?  
>>
>>oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>>vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>>the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!


>Hey! I'm the resident redhead here. :P
OK, but who nominated you?
I'll accept you as an equal if you;ve been initiated by Jester,
Eccles, or Tia, and a superior (to Leather) if you've been done by
Jos, but _I_ name Leather as _the_ redhead. Anyway. You can be equal
to her.


>Lisa 

Oh, I know you've bin round longer,m but who are your references???

BTW, Jessie, Eccie, you know about Leather... trust her. Jos... I'll
do all the things you like. Tia. I think you know a bit too much
about Leather (seeing as you get half the "CU soon" male I give
her)


>-- 
>            "The children asked him if to kill was not a sin"
>                                                Lennon/McCartney

             "Suffocation, strangulation, death is fucking you insane"
						 Araya/King

MSNio
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
Date: 12 Nov 92 16:38:18 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov10.143210.2198@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (CHESTNUTT) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Nov9.140802.3817@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> |> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!bcm!cs.utexas.edu!asuvax!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
> |> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
> |> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> |> Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
> |> Message-ID: <1992Nov9.140802.3817@wkuvx1.bitnet>
> |> Date: 9 Nov 92 14:08:02 CST
> |> References: <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>   <ins450m.721290291@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
> |> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
> |> Lines: 24
> |> 
> |> In article <ins450m.721290291@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> |> > goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> |> > 
> |> >>>>> 
> |> >>>>> You can have as much as you can handle.
> |> >>>>I don't think there could be too much of you for me to handle. I'm a
> |> >>>>grown up with lots of endurance, creativity, and imagination. =)
> |> >>> Oh, sorry, I thought this was a.f.m-p....
> |> >>> It must be alt.my.bits.are.big.too.
> |> >>> 
> |> >>> Eccles aka Sex sex sex thats all they think about.
> |> >>> 
> |> >>I'm sorry-did you not know you reeentered the news during an all-out
> |> >>sleazefest? And I do, of course, have to protect my honor.
> |> > 
> |> > Yes, but do you have to use _that_????
> |> > 
> |> > Eccles
> |> 
> |> Well, Eccles, it seems that no one besides you and I are aware that
> |> anything besides sex does exist in the real world. I keep trying to
> |> educate them on romance as well, but they ignore my efforts.
> |> Culture--besides M.P. culture--does not breed very well in this
> |> atmosphere I guess.
> |> 
> Interesting observation, but quite in error.  I have laced all this talk
> of sex with quotes by Bob Dylin, James Bond, W. Shakespear, as well
> as several other literary references.  On top of that, some of my own
> off the cuff bad poetry.  

so sorry not to have recognized your efforts, my dear. Please forgive
my oversight. I personally believe we need to change the topic of
conversation to something a little less degrading and  a little more
silly. What do you say?
> 
> chestnutt aka a tad indignant
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Jesters Erection Lesults 
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 05:28:15 GMT

jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>Jester,
>>>nice to have you back.  I need help.  I,m here in the booth, well part of the
>>>time, judging the sleeze contest.  I really have my hands full julgling
>>>these, er, um, women.  And a lovly pair, er, group of women have joined in.
>>>The two front runners are Gina and Leather with honerably mention to lots of
>>>others.  
>>well...i would have to say that Gina loses the sleeze contest..
>>Gina is a well-respected lady that only lowers her bodice line
>>when it gives her the advantage...like when she 'bought' 6 votes
>>for VP...which i might add she was quaLIFIED FOR ANYWAY
>Hey!! I *still* haven't been paid yet!

for what?? eh??? Gina is paying me for aiding in her election
by creating voter fraud........

>>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
>>Court Jester aka if you say so.....
>J Seam aak so!
JReste aka grrr.......I want to be an airbourne ranger
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I'm worried....
Date: 10 Nov 92 12:58:22 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Nov9.142445.6937@aber.ac.uk> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
>
>	In article <3801@dozo.and.nl> 
>	jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) did say :
>
>[some stuff no longer here]

[ munch, munch, munch ... ]

|->And now for our next sound quiz: what's the name of this famous person,
|->getting up in the morning:
|->
|->			Faaaaaaaaaaaaartttttttzzzzz ....
|Hmm.... could it be Reginald Maudling ???????

No, it's Visconti's aunt, Muriel Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Quite silly on
the right side. Sorry, no points. And if you would have said `an Italian
film producer' it would not have been sufficient. 

|->Jos aka I do have an toilet seat performance diploma ya know!
|Pag aka I think the level of this thread has fallen too low. The national
|        viewers association would not approve of this.
Jos aka I think you are very silly and I feel tempted to say `Noo!' to
	you ... erm, I mean `Nuuh!' ... erm ... oh dammit, I can't say it!
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Nailed my head to the floor
Keywords: NAIL, PAIN, OUCH.
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:40:32 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00465-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <1992Nov8.215308.11994@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!uunet!mcsun!uknet!gdt!aber!aep
|> From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Nailed my head to the floor
|> Summary: Searching for someone.
|> Keywords: NAIL, PAIN, OUCH.
|> Message-ID: <1992Nov8.215308.11994@aber.ac.uk>
|> Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 16:53:08 EST
|> Sender: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
|> Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)
|> Lines: 7
|> 
|> 
|>  Anyone know the where abouts of Dinsdale Pirahna ??????????
|> 
|>  You see there is this large hedgehog who keeps knocking on my door 
|> asking for him.
|> 
|> Pag aka he nailed my head to a coffee table
|> 
Is Vic there?

chestnutt aka the phone in
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Objection........
Summary: Wibble, without caps lock.
Keywords: NEWS, WHAT, WHEN, HOW, SENSE, INTELLIGENCE
Date: 13 Nov 92 07:42:18 GMT
Reply-To: aep@aber.ac.uk
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)


	In article <BxGq93.30n@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> 
	jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) did say (in B1FF mode) :

->WHAT I'D LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IS LACK OF INTELIGENT POSTINGS..
->I MEAN I WAS GONE FOR 4 WHOLE DAYS AND 216 ARTICLES AND I REPLIED
->TO 2 OF THEM..THAT IS BLOODY RIDICULOUS.......IF THIS KEEPS UP I MIGHT
->HAVE TO DO SOMETHIGN DRASTIC AGAIN....LIKE RUN ANOTHER CROOKED ELECTION
->OR NOT TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK ON.....

Jester, come on. Intelligence, on this newsgoup, nah, this is for 
complete sillines..

As for another crooked election, no do not do it.... no no no...
arg... help <splat> 

Think yourself lucky that the news articles actually got to you. I mean
you could be here, where the news articles sort of turn up two millenia
after they were posted, if we are real lucky.

->
->Jestere aka on a rampage yet again.......
<.sig scoffed> 

Pag aka don't do it, no no..........<kerboom>...to late.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Date: 9 Nov 92 19:58:19 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov9.025828.12208@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
> : > : > [a little bit thrown mercilessly into a vat of boiling lemon curry]
> : > : > ->[lots and lots of stuff dissolved in a highly toxic solution comprising lemon
> : > : > -> curry, bits of a comfy chair and a Spring Surprise.]
> : > : > ->
> : > : > Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
> : > : > could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
> : > : > 
> : > : > But then what do I know about chemistry ????
> : > : > 
> : > : > ->>So how do you define Gina?
> : > 
> : > A protein large bag of mostly water (about 80%).
> : 
> : I can personally guarantee that there is more to me than just water.
> : Want to find out for yourself? 
> 
> At last! A topic for my thesis! Make an appointment and I'll take you up
> to the lab for some "tests".
> 
> : > : NOW WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
> : > : I'd like to see what you know about interrelational chemistry, as in
> : > : between males and females. As in between you and me. YOu know, body
> : > : chemistry.
> : > 
> : > Would you like a consignment of androstenone?
> : > Then again, a few slugs of Tequila has much the same effect....
> : > 
> : Tequila? Not tequila!? the last time that was introduced to my system
> : it made an unfavorable impression upon my constitution a nd several
> : amendments had to be made.
> 
> OK androstenone then, but tequila is cheaper.
> 
> David aka purely for the advancement of science you know
> 
> BTW anyone know Gina's genus? Can't be homo.....
BTW---Gina is a hetero, female, gorgeous, 5'4-1/2" tall, 115 lbs,
sensuous, talented, FLEXIBLE, and extremely quick to grasp the
situation at hand. And she likes the way things look as she is lead up
the stairs to the lab.....