HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mute@wpi.WPI.EDU (Madman Omar)
Subject: Re: Classified Ad
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 21:55:51 GMT

In article <8APR199211274397@pavo.concordia.ca> ar_mill@pavo.concordia.ca (MILLEN, ANDREW R.) writes:
>
>           __________________________________
>           | Do you have bad breath?        |
>           | Greasy hair? A whiny voice?    |
>           | Extensive acne? No bladder     |
>           | control? If the answer is      |
>           | YES, then we need you to       |
>           | conduct painful experi-        |
>           | ments on.  Call the Insti-     |
>           | tute for the Study of Undesir- |
>           | able Persons at 911-4036.      |
>           | We pay top dollar for your     |
>           | pain!                          |
>            ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
>
>
>  %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
>%%%              %%      \ | /      %%    H a p p i n e s s   i s . . .    %%%
>%%    A. R. M.   %% |     - o    |  %%       /_ /_ |\| /_ / | /             %%
>%%               %%  \__________/   %%       \/ \  | | \  > | >             %%  
>%%%              %%                 %%    Front-row Tickets in Montreal!!! %%%
>  %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

Okay- what have we here?

One big and pointless box with annoying ~borders,
   and in the post itself, even...                      3 pts.
One way annoying % border on the sig itself             1 pt.
One pretty much unxplained set of initials,
   out in the middle of their own box                   1 pt.
A really tweaked ascii face. Nice wink. Heh.            2 pts.
One BUAF...                                             1 pt.
Secret member, 80 column club!                          1 pt.
   + 1 for the secrecy...                               1 pt.
Liking an ancient pop band that hasn't been cool for
   years                                                2 pts.
No Email address                                      0.5 pts.
No name, even.                                          1 pt.
No BITNET address. (Whose idea was this? I like it.)   -1 pt.
===================================================================
The Total                                            12.5 pts.

Yes! A 12.5 on the Spew-O-Meter! Top that, Kibo!

Josh
(On second thought...)
-- 
                     We want to be the ones to let you know
                               We've got a surprise for you   PTP
                                         - mute@wpi.wpi.edu   Joshua Brandt -
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: rsh
Date: 16 Apr 92 11:44:15 GMT
Organization: Canon Research Centre Europe Ltd

In alt.security, murphy@symcom.math.uiuc.edu (Michael L. Murphy) signs:
|+=And=the=Master=said=unto=the=silence,="In=the=path=of=our=happiness=shall=+
|\ we find the learning for which we have chosen this lifetime." - R. Bach   /
|/ Michael Murphy, senior (Math/C.S.), U of Ill.  |   Address: URH 10 Carr   \
|+=send=e-mail=to=<murphy@symcom.math.uiuc.edu>==/^\==Urbana,=IL=61801=======+

Truly ugly headache-inducing text-laden border from hell. I mean, you can
rev(1) it and it still looks pretty much the same:

|+=llahs=ssenippah=ruo=fo=htap=eht=nI"=,ecnelis=eht=otnu=dias=retsaM=eht=dnA=+
|/   hcaB .R - ".emitefil siht nesohc evah ew hcihw rof gninrael eht dnif ew \
|\   rraC 01 HRU :sserddA   |  .llI fo U ,).S.C/htaM( roines ,yhpruM leahciM /
|+=======10816=LI=,anabrU==\^/==>ude.cuiu.htam.mocmys@yhprum<=ot=liam-e=dnes=+

Tx. [in fact, I find this version far more readable]
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-- /: write failed, file system is full                tim@crash.canon.co.uk
-- sed: /usr/tim/.signature: No space left on device        Tim F O'Donoghue
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: from .sig wasteland
Date: 11 Apr 92 19:33:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Apr11.193339.16869
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University

BUAF du jour. And can anyone guess what he's asking for?

>Could someone send me the 500 entry list too? Thanks.
>--
>  /~\       .          ~|   |
> |   |  __ /|__  .__    |---|  _   __  __   _   _   _   _   . .
> `\__|/|__| |  |/|  |/' |   |\|_|_/| |/| |_|_|_/_)_/_)_|_|_/|_/~~
>    /|                                                       /|
>   / |                                                      / |
>  (_/'           jrh133@psuvm.psu.edu                      (_/


Adam Levin		st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"Is college hard or easy? It's easy! Just remember
 the three magic words! Sink or Swim!!!"
		--Matt Groening, _School is Hell_
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry)
Subject: Re: I just don't know
Organization: A room filled with typography (in Boston's Back Bay)
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 04:49:09 GMT

[alt.sex]

We've seen this one before, but it's worth repeating, partly due to the
heftalicious representification of a mutantified VT100 on the left,
and I'll admit to liking the lettering (mostly.)

In article <1992Apr16.155920.7457@waikato.ac.nz> spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia) writes:
>Gee  I  hate it when people start talking about cutting with favourite
>newsgroups,   alt.sex.with.furniture,  alt.sex.with.polished.furniture, 
>alt.sex.with.furniture.pictures, alt.sex.with.furniture.in.the.dark.no.pictures,
>and alt.sex.with.furniture.while.people.are.watching.through.the.curtains.
>[...]
> +--------+ --+--        +         --+--                 Who needs X? I've got 
> | +----+ |   |          |           |                   a VT100 complete with
> | |    | |   | |  | `/` +--   --    |   ,--, `/` +\ /+  enhanced video.......
> | +----+ |   | |  | |   |  ) (  )   |   |--' |   | V | 
> | VT 100 |   + +--+ +   +--   --    +   `--' +   +   + Fax:  (064)-7-838-4066
> +--------+ Simon Paul Travaglia,  Computer Services,  University  of  Waikato
> [========] Private. Bag 3105,  Hamilton, New Zealand. spt@grace.waikato.ac.nz
>
>Beware the man who makes cream with his mouth; he winds up making butter with
> his nose.                              -- Babbaluche the cobbler

The "o" and "u" are repulsive, but he did a nice job on the "e" and "r",
IMHO.  KERN THAT "T"!!!

					-- K., with a painful kern on his foot
From: neil@borris.eece.unm.edu (Neil Bowers)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: from comp.unix.shell
Date: 15 Apr 92 13:43:50 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.d6yjtwl
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In comp.unix.shell ratinox@splinter.coe.northeastern.edu (Rich Pieri) signs:
>--
>||||| | | | |  |  |  |   |   |    |    |    |   |   |  |  |  |  | | | | | |||||
>                                                   __        ___ 
>Richard Pieri, Northeastern's Stainless Steel Rat/   | /| / /   | The Worlds
>Internet: ratinox@splinter.coe.northeastern.edu /__  |/ |/ / /| | Welfare Works
>    UUCP: ...!northeastern.edu!splinter!ratinox/   | /| / / / | | Association:
>  BITNET: UA_RLP@NUHUB{.BITNET}               /__  |/ |/ / /  | | I will solve
>  USNail: 14 Westdale RD  Holbrook, MA 02343 /   | /| / / /___| | any problem
> ICBMnet: 42 deg 1 min N, 71 deg 0 min W    /    |/ |/ /_//_____| for you.

Line of |'s, totally unoriginal alias, 3 email addresses, snail mail address,
ICBMnet cruft, tedious ascii graphics and pointless quote. Hi ho.
From: uril@yang.earlham.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: rec.pyrotechnics 1991
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:23:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: yang.1992Apr10.102319.16858
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana

In article <9204040624.AA06851@buxton.teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au>, 
agbrooks@teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au (Zoz) writes from alt.pyrotechnics:
> --
> 
>                    __________        ____________________
>                   |________  |      / ____  ___________  |
>                           / /      / /    \ \         / /
>                          / /      | |      | |       / /
>                         / /       | |      | |      / /
>                        / /_________\ \____/ /      / /_______
>                       |____________________/      |__________|
> 
>                       agbrooks@teaching.cs.adelaide.edu.au



Is this the word zoz or is it an birds-eye view of a Hot-Wheels race set?

-- 
_____________________________________________________________________________
Uri J. Lessing | Earlham College | Richmond Indiana | Psychology Major
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From: uril@yang.earlham.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: The Radiators (was Re: Who are they like?)
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:19:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: yang.1992Apr10.101950.16857
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana

In article <w1eTiB1w164w@admiral.uucp>, admiral.uucp!harpua@uunet.uu.net (Bill Benac) writes:
> unclejon@wpi.WPI.EDU (Unclejon) writes from Alt.phish:

> --
> admiral!harpua@uunet.uu.net (Bill Benac) <uunet!admiral!harpua>
> The Admiral's Public UNIX - Greenwich, CT - System Administrator: Doug Fields
> (HST/V32) (203)661-2873 -- (PEP/V32) -1279 -- (V32) -0450 -- (V29/MNP6) -2967
>>FREE!< Unix shell accounts, Usenet access, and Internet-style mail available
-- 

Ok, first we have his vax code, then his name, then the name of the place
where he UNIXs then the city, then the system administrator, then a weird 
series of letters and numbers, then a telephone number then numbers, then
more letters and numbers, more numbers and letters (MY GOD WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
Then something about free acounts.  All in all, BLAH!


_____________________________________________________________________________
Uri J. Lessing | Earlham College | Richmond Indiana | Psychology Major
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: aldavi01@vulcan.spd.louisville.edu (Arlie Davis)
Subject: Re: Explosion in Texas
Organization: University of Louisville
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 23:58:44 GMT

In <1992Apr09.232055.10472@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:

[inane and irrelevant article deleted]

>Well, I heard that people who forget to edit the Newsgroups: line and
>continue cross-posting this silliness to alt.fan.warlord will wake up
>some morning to find that their head has exploded and gotten all icky
>and disgusting looking.  They will also be forced to endure the agony
>of reading these tragically well adjusted paragraphs.  Send me $20 or
>give me food or KILL me!  You could also send some truly awful .sigs.

My my my, I suppose alt.fan.warlord is not used to its own share of 
silliness??  Taking the whole thing a bit too seriously, eh?

>69 columns.  Is that significant?

Trivial.
-- 
Arlie Davis
aldavi01@{starbase,vulcan,romulus,draconis,sirius,rigel}.spd.louisvile.edu

Picard: So, what is your name and position?
Worf: My name is Worf and I'm leaning against the railing, facing forward
  -- Todd Bobenrieth and Tom Cusick's ST:TNG parody.
From: dougo@sting.Berkeley.EDU (Doug Orleans)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Martini Ranch
Date: 7 Apr 92 06:29:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: sting.DOUGO.92Apr7012934
Organization: /usr/users/dougo/.organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: sting.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: a-paulc@microsoft.com's message of 3 Apr 92 23:01:09 GMT

>>.........................................................................
>> _@==@===============|*****_    DAVID VAN ALLEN
>> |__|_______________________|   DVAN@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU - Bitnet
>> || ||            |  |  |  ||   American University Library
>> || ||            |  |  |  ||   "It was broke when I got here!"
>> || ||            |  |  |  ||   Pedal Steel/MIDI/Tunesmythe
>> || ||            |  |  |  ||   "Yesterday is gone, tomorrow is uncertain
>> || ||____________|__|__|__||   So if you care at all, then love me
>> ^^ |_______________________|   Please love me today, I'm so in love
>>    ^^                     ^^   Don't put it off" Autrey Inman
>
>	Hey! This must be the VERY FIRST time a pedal steel guitar has
>appeared on alt.fan.warlord. Well, shit.

Nope, it's about the 5th or 6th time.  At least you figured out what
it was pretty quick.

>
>.    .    .         .    .    .    .    .         .    .    .          
>      -Paul Clark      a-paulc@microsoft.com

Is that a morse code smiley or something?








		THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK

		   SO I COULD POST THIS TO A.F.W


	      Just say NO to fascist post-news programs.


(And no, that's not my .sig.)
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From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Terminator 2 merchandising
Date: 11 Apr 92 18:43:15 GMT
Organization: Exile Government of Bramming

baz@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (I feel good. dana nana na I knew that I would) writes:
>	Thanks
>-- 

> ___  ______
>/   \/      \ 
>|   |       |
>\   |       |
>    |    __/
>    |      \     ___   _____
>    |       |  /     \     /
>    |       |  |     |    /
> /  |       |  | ___ |   /
>|   |\______/  |     |  /___
> \_/
> ______________________________________________
>|Barry Roberts :  baz@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au   |
>|______________________________________________|

>K: HOLY GROUND HIGHLANDER, REMEMBER WHAT REMIREZ TAUGHT YOU.
>H: YOU CANNOT STAY IN HERE FOREVER, I'LL BE OUTSIDE.
>K: WE WILL MEET SOON ENOUGH.

>                 THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>_____________________________________________________________


Big ascii font, all cap quotes, hedious amount of !'s and a boxed 
address. Not bad.
-- 
No News is Bad News
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: me@grmbl.saar.de (Martin Emmerich)
Subject: Re: EMMA
Reply-To: me@grmbl.saar.de
Organization: ME Inc.
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 15:56:07 GMT

In <1992Apr15.153525.9808@quando.quantum.de> rautenbe@quando.quantum.de (Joerg Rautenberg) writes:

.
:
>		MfG
>
>				Joerg Rautenberg
>
>################################################################################
>##    ####   ### ### ##     ##     ## ### ##    ###     ##                    ##
>## ### ## ### ## ### #### #### ######  ## ## ### ## ###### Be a quality slave ##
>##    ###     ## ### #### ####    ### # # ##    ###    ### owner...           ##
>## ### ## ### ## ### #### #### ###### ##  ## ### ## ######      Buy American! ##
>## ### ## ### ###   ##### ####     ## ### ##    ###     ##                    ##
>################################################################################

Grrr!

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    /|/>        /         ,---                  /    Internet address:
   /  / _   __-/- o _    /-- __  __  _  __ o _ /_       me@grmbl.saar.sub.org
  /  /_/_(_/(_/(_(_/ (  /___//(_//(_(/_/(_(_(_/ (    or emma@cs.uni-sb.de
======== I've got the : Segmentation violation -- Core dumped blues. ========
Organization: Little, if any.
X-Mac-Bust:   The Best Way To accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8m/s^2
Date: Friday, 10 Apr 1992 15:54:11 EDT
From: Charles Fee <CXF111@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: ANARCHY IN ALT.ROCK-N-ROLL.METAL !!!

In article <13924@star.cs.vu.nl>, The Dwarf (fjseins@cs.vu.nl) says:
> ________    __ ________________
>|__    __|  |  |   _____________|          SUARON / INTELLIGENCE,
>   |  |  |__|  |  |__                        TWO WORDS COMBINED
>   |  |   __   |   __| D W A R F           THAT CAN'T MAKE SENSE.
>   |  |  |  |  |  |_____________   **************************************
>   |__|__|  |__|________________|         'HANGAR 18  -  MEGADETH'

Not bad for an ASCII font, but it seems his caps lock is broke. Typical.
A few asterisks to make it complete.. 3.2
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kens@css.itd.umich.edu (Ken Small)
Subject: from rec.games.video
Organization: Univ. of Michigan ITD Consulting & Support Services
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 17:16:07 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.163948.22193@jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca> awalsh@mta.ca writes:
>OK, I've heard about many different soundtracks for games on CD, 
>but the one I want is Final Fantasy II for the SNES. The intro
>music for this game is simple yet ethereal. I MUST have it on
>CD. Has anyone seen it advertised? Or Actraiser? 
>
>The only other CD I've heard of was for SF II, and I don't even
>remember HEARING a soundtrack for that.
>
>******************KT           Andrew Walsh           KT******************
>*          ___   *                 from                 *   ___          * 
>*   ______/0  \  *       Mount Allison University       *  /  0\______   *
>*  /          |  *            <awalsh@mta.ca>           *  |          \  *
>*  -------|\/|~  *    {There's only two songs in me,}   *  ~|\/|-------  *
>*       /-|/\|-\ *     {And I just wrote the third.}    * /-|/\|-\       * 
>*      OPUS      *                - TMBG                *      OPUS      *
>*  FOR PRESIDENT *   <Be cool or be cast out.> - RUSH   *  FOR PRESIDENT *


8 lines of post, 9 lines of sig.  Two (count 'em two) bad ascii Opuses.
Mysterious KT.  Strange brackets everywhere.  And quotes from two
net-geek god-bands.  5 on the hurlometer, most for the Opuses (Opii?).
-- 
Ken Small
kens@umich.edu
Consulting and Support Services, University of Michigan
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The one who never put away the Brown Staircase)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Question about Pascal
Date: 7 Apr 92 16:13:27 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: al162423@mtecv2.mty.itesm.mx's message of 7 Apr 92 15:56:52 GMT

In article <5532@mtecv2.mty.itesm.mx> al162423@mtecv2.mty.itesm.mx (Raul Beristain) writes:

--- BEGIN FORWARDED ARTICLE
Well, i'm really new at programming in pascal, and i have been trying to
figure out how to make windows with the Turbo5.5 version. I found an option
called Window(x1,y1,x2,y2:byte) or something, and i can draw some. What i'm
trying to find out is how to draw a line around it. If someone cand e-mail me
an easy solution please :)....

thanks in advance!

..............................................................................
: RAIDER OF THE LOST BBS       : Please direct all flames to                 :
: al162423@mtecv2.mty.itesm.mx : Sue@flames.mty.itesm.mx and meet my lawers  :
: Monterrey, N.L., Mexico,     :    __________________                       :
: Planet Earth, Milky Way,     :   / This is the new  \                      :
: Universe 17, 3rd dimension.  :  / NNantiVirus V 6.66 \                     :
:..............................:./ And a .sig virus has \....................:
:                                \ been removed from    /                    :
: HI! I'm a .sig virus. Copy me in\ your .sig file     /  THIS SPACE FOR     :
:                                  \__________________/        RENT!         :
:............................................................................:

Why always my .sigs are bigger than my posts? 
.
--- END FORWARDED ARTICLE

Because you're an idiot?
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: nin15b43@merrimack.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: The Radiators (was Re: Who are they like?)
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:16:03 GMT
Organization: Merrimack College, No. Andover, MA

In article <1992Apr10.101950.16857@yang.earlham.edu>, uril@yang.earlham.edu writes:
>> --
>> admiral!harpua@uunet.uu.net (Bill Benac) <uunet!admiral!harpua>
>> The Admiral's Public UNIX - Greenwich, CT - System Administrator: Doug Fields
>> (HST/V32) (203)661-2873 -- (PEP/V32) -1279 -- (V32) -0450 -- (V29/MNP6) -2967
>>>FREE!< Unix shell accounts, Usenet access, and Internet-style mail available
> -- 
> 
> Ok, first we have his vax code, then his name, then the name of the place
> where he UNIXs then the city, then the system administrator, then a weird 
> series of letters and numbers, then a telephone number then numbers, then
> more letters and numbers, more numbers and letters (MY GOD WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
> Then something about free acounts.  All in all, BLAH!
> 
  Well, the "weird series of letters" happen to be different modem
protocols, indicating which phone line uses which protocol, so you can
choose the proper line to connect to the free UNIX machine.  And all
numbers after the first are merely the changing part of the original number.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a 9 for info included, but a 2 to 3
for overall beauty.  "BLAH" indeed sums it up.

Just my 2 bits worth.

Mark

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From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: from .sig wasteland
Date: 15 Apr 92 20:03:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Apr15.200317.28515
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University

The ever vigilant rec.humor watch goes on.


>______________________________________________
>                  __
>   /\            /  |
>  / |           /   |
> /  |           \   |
>(__>|-onathan    \_/|_ltfeld__
>  / |
> / /
>(_/
>
>{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
>{}    Jonathan David Altfeld      {}
>{}  altfeld@daffy.csee.usf.edu    {}
>{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{}
>
>....Or else.

Does that mean that something even *worse* lurks in recesses of his mind?
Brrr... that is an intimidatong thought.


Adam Levin         st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
BRANDEIS ENSEMBLE THEATER presents FRANKENSTORY
Nathan Seifer Auditorium     April 30 & May 2,3
     "If a man die, shall he live again?"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kens@css.itd.umich.edu (Ken Small)
Subject: Re: Men Are Not Cost Effective
Organization: Univ. of Michigan ITD Consulting & Support Services
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 92 21:41:56 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.172108.23593@zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu> jkgreen@function.mps.ohio-state.edu (Jere K Green) writes:
[18 lines deleted]
>Jere.
>     _______ ______  ____    ______
>    /____  // ____/ / _  \  / ____/ * Jere Kavanagh Green
>        / // /__   / /_/ / / /__    * Graduate Student
>       / // ___/  /   __/ / ___/    * Department of Mathematics
> /\___/ // /____ / /\ \  / /___     * The Ohio State University
>/______//______//_/  \_\/______/    * jkgreen@function.mps.ohio-state.edu
>
>

Well now...   9 lines, BUAF, and a bulletted list!  Not all that ugly,
but boy does it stand out.  I'm sure glad he told us he was a graduate
student.  I'll give it a 4.
-- 
Ken Small
kens@umich.edu
Consulting and Support Services, University of Michigan
From: weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Isaac Asimov, Science fact and fiction writer
Date: 8 Apr 92 19:37:28 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@libra.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: fsrsg@acad3.alaska.edu (Richard S. Guse)

In article <1992Apr7.130039.1@acad3.alaska.edu>,
		fsrsg@acad3 (Richard S. Guse) signs:
-- 
     .         .      .       .   ______-==-______. ______-==-______        .
.      .    .       .   __-------=----------------==----------------=-------___
 ________________  _  _-  -------=________________==________________=-------  .
(______________(_||_)/_______/  .    .  ----              ---- .          .
   /_____/_____           _-               .        .    .           .
 .         .   \________ -    .  "Number 1, set a course to the main() routine,
  Capt. Mycroft Holmes III   .    recursive warp factor 6."      .        .
  CO, USS Beelzebub     .            .        .    .                    .
. Recursive Class Starship . NCC+=666++   .          .       .     .         .
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