HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 18:24:18 GMT

In article <37080@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> jhussain@cs.ucsd.edu (Jabir Hussain) writes:
>
>|> >>Taxi Cab Drivers
>|> >>Prison Reform
>|> >>Government Subsidies
>|> >>Foriegn Imports
>|> >>Strip Mining
>|> >>System Manager
>|> >rec.humor.funny
>
>Moderate Democrats

Liberal Democrat
Christian Ethics
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: webdw@cbnews.cb.att.com (bruce.d.woods)
Subject: California Dream????
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 13:56:45 GMT


      WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA

Welcome immigrants
newcomers all,
you know that our state
is having a ball.

What with brushfires and cars
our air is yellow or gray,
you'll know it's a typical
California clear day.

We'll pay higher taxes
for deceptions and lies
efficiencies are impossible -
our politicians won't compromise.

More jails are needed
we've run out of time
lock them up is our program
to combat all the crime.

Should you want to defend yourself
and property with a gun,
you'll have to wait 15 days
then the rioting will be done.

You say you like traffic
we are growing evermore,
most new folks speak Spanish
and say yes, "Si Senor."

But you'll have a great time
trying to get to a crowded beach,
and enjoying your new home
if the price is within reach.

Be sure to buy insurance
for the earthquakes today,
because our California
is quickly shaking away.

Please don't think we are down
or paint a too gloomy scene,
but if the trend continues
it will end our California dream.

  ---California Chamber of Commerce
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chauhan@aristotle.ils.nwu.edu (Amrit Chauhan)
Subject: Re: test
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 18:28:36 GMT

aaronson@aristotle.ils.nwu.edu (David Aaronson) writes:
: [ Article crossposted from comp.sys.apple2 ]
: [ Author was Amrit Chauhan ]
: [ Posted on Thu, 13 Aug 1992 16:30:05 GMT ]

: Just testing my great sig file for all you apple hackers.

: --
: < > --------------------------------------------------------- < >
: < > Amrit Chauhan                 | chauhan@ils.nwu.edu       < >
: < > GENIE: A.Chauhan              | PL: amritc@pro-hindugods  < >
: < > --------------------------------------------------------- < >
: I am a dork!        

: --
: | David Aaronson                    | Nothing in the world is uglier  |
: | aaronson@casbah.acns.nwu.edu      | than a midwestern city.         |
: |                                   |                                 |
: | Northwestern University           |    ---- Frank Lloyd Wright      |

Ha, ha...very funny mother f**ker!  Your mama has a wooden leg with a
kickstand!!

[anyone know where I stole that from?]

Amrit

--
< > --------------------------------------------------------- < >
< > Amrit Chauhan                 | chauhan@ils.nwu.edu       < >
< > GENIE: A.Chauhan              | PL: amritc@pro-hindugods  < >
< > --------------------------------------------------------- < >
Organization: Doctoral student, History, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 17:38:10 -0400 
From: Lori Cole <lc1r+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Woody

Variation on the theme:

    Q:    What's the name of Woody Allen's new movie?

    A:    "Honey I fucked the kids."

Lori
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: BUMPER STICKER
Date: 14 Aug 92 12:29:03 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

SAVE GAS. FART IN A JAR.

SEEN IN DELAWARE
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: mailing list
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 16:46:38 GMT

Since I'm getting pretty sick of seeing the continual request "Please add me
to the jokes mailing list" over and over and over again, I've set up a
mailing list for people to ask to be added to mailing lists.  Just send mail
to "/dev/null@get.a.clue"

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever"
    --  Carl Sagan
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: timp@techmpc.csg.gss.mot.com (Tim Palka)
Subject: Re: American Joke
Organization: Motorola Cellular Subscriber MIS
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 19:30:22 GMT

Keywords: 

>
>Saying all the American presidants, both living and dead, are/were retarded is
                         ^^^^^^^^^^
also a no no.....

talk about retarded....... Sheeeeesh!!!!!

>-- 
>|       Andy Cannon         | Needs must,                          | 
>|  Misplaced Yorkshireman   | when the Devil vomits in your Kettle |
>|    Spider Systems Ltd     |                                      |
>|   andrewc@spider.co.uk    |                    Edmund Blackadder |


-- 
###############################################################################
#      SCCA CHICAGO REGION F440 #96,  SOLO II DS #44 EAGLE TALON              #
#                    TIM PALKA                                                #
#                c/o CHAMPAGNE JAM RACING                                     #
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: smart@col.hp.com (Chuck Smart)
Subject: Re: "Height of" jokes
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 19:43:08 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division

Height of conciet: an ant floating down the river with a hard on
                   shouting "raise the draw bridge"!

Height of confidence: an ant walking up an elephants ass with
                      sex on his mind.
                      
-- 
                  /\
                 /**\    /\
                /****\  /**\
               /      \/    \
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM
Subject: Re: WANTED: answering-machine messages...
Organization: Lockheed Missiles & Space Company, Inc.
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 20:02:47 GMT

HELP| My system does not have enough space allocated to receive
the answering machine message posting.

If someone could post a condensed version, or better yet break
up the current posting into sections (am1, am2, am3...?) and
post them again I'd be greatly appreciative.

Thanks in advance.....
       Tamara
From: teskey@plains.NoDak.edu (Dr. Snake Voivod)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Date: 21 Aug 92 14:21:43 GMT
Article-I.D.: plains.19828
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computing Network

In article <37080@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> jhussain@cs.ucsd.edu (Jabir Hussain) writes:
>
>|> >>Taxi Cab Drivers
>|> >>Prison Reform
>|> >>Government Subsidies
>|> >>Foriegn Imports
>|> >>Strip Mining
>|> >>System Manager
>|> >rec.humor.funny
>Moderate Democrats

Republican Party
           -----

Have another Beer, Dan?

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: DP Complaint Form
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 21:39:10 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ


                   D P Section - Complaint Form
		   ============================

	Please write your complaint in the space below. 
			Write legibly.


				+-+
				+-+


--
Red
From: rc@hal.COM (Rolland Crunk)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Confessional II
Date: 13 Aug 92 23:04:27 GMT
Organization: HaL Computer Systems, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: malibog.hal.com



A guy goes into a confessional and tell the priest:

	Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I have been faithful
	to my wife for 60 years until today. Today I had sex with
	two 18 year olds.

The priest asks:

	When was your last confessional?

The guy answers:

	Never. I am Jewish.

The priest asks:

	Then why are you telling me?

The guy answers:

	I'm telling everyone.

rc

// Rolland Crunk
// HaL Computer Systems 
// rc@hal.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
From: marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: trunking_fixed
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 00:15:30 GMT

In article <1992Aug22.022739.17061@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
>>    Well-spoken apology which was not offensive in any way delted.
>
>>>Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>>>this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>>>insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
>>>on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
>>>of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
>>>SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 
>>>
>>  This is addressed to everyone out there who  really knows what they're 
>>doing computerwise (I regret that I, myself, do not fall into this
>>category).  Will someone please have the decency to write a program that
>>will cause *every* message that is posted to the net to go thru mario's 
>>personal box first.  That way we can all be assured that nothing of dubius
>>taste of quality will be posted here.  Unfortunately, not all of us have
>>mario's fine sensibility.  Fortunately, we do have mario to keep his eyes
>>open for us and make sure that nothing untoward goes on on the net.
>>
>Watch out Jenny, Mario might get offended with what you wrote, next thing
>you know, Nunzio and Bonzonono the Fetucini twins might come over and
>do some redecoratin', Don Mario is a very sensitive guy, I hear he has
>a cousin in the cement business :-)
>
>-ara(the lebanese.  "Hey Ahmed, drive around to the front and park the van
>                     in front of the terminal.  Habib! don't forget to set
>                     the Timer!!!"
>
>

NA !!!!!! maybe not, first I have to see if Jenny''''''''''s worth,
redecorating. 

regards, 

mario s.



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jwarring@violet.srg (Jeff Warrington)
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Reply-To: jwarring%srg@uunet.uu.net
Organization: ARINC Research
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: 18 Aug 92 17:13:46

*>|> We get to name our machines at work here, and I am 
*>|> in desperate need of a new machine name in a hurry!  
*>|> Can you help me?  

When Lehigh was expecting a shipment of 200 RISC 6000's and wanted a
naming scheme I suggested naming them after different beers.

The idea was shot down of course by the conservatives (read: clueless
paper pushers), of course no-one else could come up with a better solution.

"The closest I came to a 4.0 at Lehigh was my BAC" - T-Shirt
--
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
     uunet.uu.net!srg!jwarring
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
         Jeff Warrington
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Food Vending Machines
From: Simon.Cole@comp.vuw.ac.nz (Simon Richard Cole)
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 01:31:41 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Comp. Sci., Victoria Uni. of Wellington, New Zealand.


In article <1992Aug12.151827.24228@dickens.com>, jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug11.155024@axion.bt.co.uk> pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik) writes:
|> >
|> >In article <4687@balrog.ctron.com>, tavares@danville (Jack Tavares) writes:
|> >|> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD CRAIG HYATT) writes:
|> >|> : In article <1992Jul30.091712@axion.bt.co.uk> pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik) writes:
|> >|> : >
|> >|> : >In article <1992Jul29.175742.8642@cbnewsl.cb.att.com>, saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal) writes:
|> >|> : >|> In article <1992Jul23.191425.618@ncsu.edu> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD
|> >|> : >|> CRAIG HYATT) writes:
|> >|> : >|> 
|> >|> : >|> >In article <y!gm=2b@lynx.unm.edu> evilted@vesta.unm.edu (Evilted) writes:
|> >|> : >|> 
|> >|> : >|> >>In article <1992Jul19.185325.17058@ncsu.edu> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu
|> >|> : >|> >>(EDWARD CRAIG HYATT) writes:
|> >|> : >|> 
|> >|> : >|> >>>In article <oa65NB3w165w@major.panix.com> dos@major.panix.com (Dave
|> >|> : >|> >>>O'Shea) writes:
|> >|> : >|> 
|> >|> : >|> >>>>> Did Mike get his 50 cents back from the vending company?
|> >|> : >|> 
|> >|> : >|> >>>>Hey, we don't know that he never got his soda...
|> >|> : >|> 
|> >|> : >|> >>>I'm sure that either way, he was crushed.
|> >|> : >|> 
|> >|> : >|> >>But was it orange or grape?
|> >|> : >|> 
|> >|> : >|> >Don't know, but by the time he got to
|> >|> : >|> >drink it, it had gone flat.
|> >|> : >|> 
|> >|> : >|> And when he got back to his cubicle, his boss canned him.
|> >|> : >|> -- 
|> >|> : >
|> >|> : >I think it was a Diet drink, he was looking pretty thin.
|> >|> : >
|> >|> : No. No. No.  He was canned because he was
|> >|> : spreading himself too thin.  And it wasn't
|> >|> : a diet drink, it was a crash diet.
|> >|> : -- 
|> >|> Oh, i thought it was an orange crush!
|> >|> 
|> >Yea, it was a diet orange crush, but it was flat, real flat.
|> >
|> I guess I'm IMPRESSED that this thread has continued for sooooo long.
|> -- 
Not as long as the can had been lying in the machine though
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From: v133q3xc@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Jeffrey J Miller)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Our wonderful Congress on the job
Date: 23 Aug 92 17:37:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Aug22.221000.3241@ducvax.auburn.edu>, kenneth@ducvax.auburn.edu writes...
>This is from memory, so the details may not be correct, but the jist of it
I remember that. However, I think you got it wrong. Congress
wanted to cut out funding for translating Playboy into Braille
because they felt that the only reason someone would want to read
very little interest in Playboy. But, for some reason they decided
against it. Russell was making fun of the fact that Congress would
think putting Playboy into Braille was a good idea. I guess we tend
to remember things in the way we want them to be.

>is.
> 
>A few years ago, I was watching PBS (I think it was) and there was a
>politcal satirist on (Mark Russell I think is his name but I may be way off).
>He was talking about the war on pornography and the Congress.  He said that
>on thing they were going to do was to remove funding for the Library of 
>Congress for having Braille editions of Playboy and Penthouse.  This was
>pretty funny.  He goes, "What to do about pornography in this country?
>TAKE IT AWAY FROM BLIND PEOPLE! What a great idea!"  More evidence of our
>wonderful legislators workiing to protect us.  He went on to point out that
>these are the ONLY people who actually _read the articles_.
> 
>Ken
From: ria@dash.udev.cdc.com (Richard Askew)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ~~~~ BABIES, CONTAGIOUS & LOLLIPOPS ~~~~
Date: 17 Aug 92 17:35:56 GMT
Organization: Control Data Systems Inc., London, UK.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

jholtgra@afit.af.mil (Jeremy C. Holtgrave) writes:
: In article <1992Aug11.130531.2855@apricot.co.uk> steve@apricot.co.uk (Steve Flavell) writes:
: >aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine) writes:
: >
: >
: >>What's a Lada?
: >>-- 
: >>Perry Tarantine  aa395  /*/       ///     /*/ Amiga: Computer for the
: >>SysOp of the RPG Sig   /*/       ///     /*/     Creative Mind.
: >>Type "Go RPG" and     /*/    \\\///     /*/No. 1 complaint of comic strip chars
: >>Join the Adventure   /*/      \XX/     /*/     "I don't have thumbs!"
: >
: >A Lada is a Russian car which is very outdated and is the butt of many jokes
: >here in the UK because it looks like a square box.
: >
: >Hope this helps.
: 
: What's "UK"?
: 
The land of a thousand Lada Jokes (Skoda for the purists)

- Q:What do you call a Lada with twin exhausts
- A:A wheelbarrow

- Q:Why does a Lada have a heated rear window
- A:So you can keep your hands warm while pushing it. 

- I've just exchanged the cigar lighter for my Lada....
- ....Seems like a fair deal!

..etc,etc,etc...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fred@dickens.com (Fred Stearns)
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 11:58:08 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Aug17.154829.1@cc.curtin.edu.au> smackinl01@cc.curtin.edu.au writes:
>In article <1992Aug13.105659.8776@newstand.syr.edu>, rsadve@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Adve) writes:
>
>Try lunch, so whenever anyone wants to email they say -
><insert name here>@lunch
>                  ^
>                  +- reads as "at" for the slow witted.
>-- 
>Simon.
>Have you got a form 27/b?
>

That reminds me!  I worked at (not for, but at) IBM in Austin for a
while.  I got to name the machine I did most of my work on.  I
called it 'thebeach'.  Same rules apply; that is, fred@thebeach

Say Mary had a login on that machine and uucp mailers were involved:

...!mary@thebeach

-- 
Fred R. Stearns -- fred@dickens.com
Everything's a kludge!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st1ns@rosie.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Subject: Re: Food Vending Machines
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 06:14:00 GMT

In article <1992Aug13.192058.28450@fico.uucp>, rbw@fico.UUCP (Randy Wong) writes...
>In article <1992Aug12.151827.24228@dickens.com> jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug11.155024@axion.bt.co.uk> pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik) writes:
>>>
>>>In article <4687@balrog.ctron.com>, tavares@danville (Jack Tavares) writes:
>>>|> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD CRAIG HYATT) writes:
>>>|> : In article <1992Jul30.091712@axion.bt.co.uk> pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik) writes:
>>>|> : >
>>>|> : >In article <1992Jul29.175742.8642@cbnewsl.cb.att.com>, saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal) writes:
>>>|> : >|> In article <1992Jul23.191425.618@ncsu.edu> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD
>>>|> : >|> CRAIG HYATT) writes:
>>>|> : >|> 
>>>|> : >|> >In article <y!gm=2b@lynx.unm.edu> evilted@vesta.unm.edu (Evilted) writes:
>>>|> : >|> 
>>>|> : >|> >>In article <1992Jul19.185325.17058@ncsu.edu> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu
>>>|> : >|> >>(EDWARD CRAIG HYATT) writes:
>>>|> : >|> 
>>>|> : >|> >>>In article <oa65NB3w165w@major.panix.com> dos@major.panix.com (Dave
>>>|> : >|> >>>O'Shea) writes:
>>>|> : >|> 
>>>|> : >|> >>>>> Did Mike get his 50 cents back from the vending company?
>>>|> : >|> 
>>>|> : >|> >>>>Hey, we don't know that he never got his soda...
>>>|> : >|> 
>>>|> : >|> >>>I'm sure that either way, he was crushed.
>>>|> : >|> 
>>>|> : >|> >>But was it orange or grape?
>>>|> : >|> 
>>>|> : >|> >Don't know, but by the time he got to
>>>|> : >|> >drink it, it had gone flat.
>>>|> : >|> 
>>>|> : >|> And when he got back to his cubicle, his boss canned him.
>>>|> : >|> -- 
>>>|> : >
>>>|> : >I think it was a Diet drink, he was looking pretty thin.
>>>|> : >
>>>|> : No. No. No.  He was canned because he was
>>>|> : spreading himself too thin.  And it wasn't
>>>|> : a diet drink, it was a crash diet.
>>>|> : -- 
>>>|> : --------------------
>>>|> : Craig Hyatt
>>>|> : NCSU@Raleigh, NC USA
>>>|> : echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu
>>>|> : --------------------
>>>|> 
>>>|> Oh, i thought it was an orange crush!
>>>|> 
>>>Yea, it was a diet orange crush, but it was flat, real flat.
>>>
>>I guess I'm IMPRESSED that this thread has continued for sooooo long.
>>-- 
> 
>Gee . . . I started all this with a little anecdote about getting ripped off by
>food vending machines . . . I guess I'm IMPRESSED too!  :-)
> 
>So, where's the credit?


Silly.  Vending machines don't give credit, they all demand cash! 

>This is an experimental sig.  If your server should happen to barf upon reading it,
>be sure to write down any exit error codes to amuse your sysadmin staff with when
>you call to tell them that you've been wasting time reading news again.
>Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Push Down Pop Up Byte! Byte! Byte!
>Russ Ault  st1ns@jetson.uh.edu   
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lpc@dickens.com (Luis P Caamano)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 18:45:30 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

In article <77615@ut-emx.uucp> yaron@anchor.as.utexas.edu (Mr. Sheffer) writes:
>In article <1992Aug10.034311.16533@dickens.com> lpc@dickens.com (Luis P Caamano) writes:
> 
>>However, I don't believe in religion/church.
>>So, I'm neither agnostic nor athiest, what should I call myself?
>
>A theist, perhaps?

Well, that's not accurate enough.

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The more I learn, the more I know I know nothing. -somebody else
From: syspb@smartstar.com (Paul)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: How fat is she?
Keywords: fat, obese, pig, gross, disgusting, ex-wife, elephant, blimp
Date: 20 Aug 92 00:04:57 GMT
Organization: none

My ex-wife is so fat, she has to get her dresses made by
Barnum and Bailey.

One time we went to the zoo, and the elephants started throwing
her peanuts.

When we went to the beach, and the Greenpeace people kept trying to
push her back in the water.

Last Sunday at church, nobody would leave until she sang.

My ex-wife is so fat, my freinds call her the Badyear Blimp.

The other day she was standing on the corner, and the cops came
along and said "Hey! Break it up!"

She's so fat, one time she stood on a talking scale and it said 
"Hey, one at a time!"

I kept trying to leave her, but I couldn't escape her 
Gravitational pull.

She's so fat, she even has her own asteroid belt.

The other day, she went for a walk and it registered
6.5 on the Richter scale.

When she hauls ass, she has to make 2 trips.

She's so fat, when we had sex I had to roll her in flour just to find
the wet spot.  What's even worse, was when she had a yeast infection.

Her first husband past away.  His last words were "Sit on my face, Baby."
Xref: sparky rec.humor:26537 alt.politics.clinton:2278 talk.politics.guns:19637
From: glambert@pyramid.com (George Lambert)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Date: 19 Aug 92 23:13:55 GMT
Organization: Pyramid Technology

In article <#a9msdc.crisp@netcom.com> crisp@netcom.com (Richard Crisp) writes:
>
>I personally believe that if we disarm America, some day a few generations
>down the road (or sooner if Socialists like Feinstein get elected Senator from
>Califruitty) someone will declare themselves "President For Life". If we 
>ever find ourselves in that situation and are unarmed, we are in deep trouble.
>That is the long and short of it.
>
OK, Dick, riddle me this:

If your assertion is correct, how was the military backed coup of Gorbachev
overthrown by an unarmed population?  Keep in mind that the conventional
forces of the USSR were the largest of any nation in the world. 

The point is that your argument doesn't hold much water in light of recent
events in the USSR, and a similar story can be told about how the British 
were forced from colonial rule in India.

Find another excuse for the RKBA (which I support, though I don't want any of
the damn things).  

George Lambert