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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: New Cleese movie?
Date: 7 Nov 92 13:51:34 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Nov6.084120.3748@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
|In article <1992Nov6.013325.34663@plasma.apana.org.au>, jgh@plasma.apana.org.au (John Gerald Howell) writes:
|> Has John Cleese started another movie yet? (Is he going to?)
|> About a four months ago I heard he was working on something which
|> would involve the same actors from 'A Fish Called Wanda' Kline, Palin,
|> Curtis, etc... Has this idea died out? Or have I been having delusions? 
|> Wishful thinking? I would love to see another movie with these actors;
|> or another Cleese movie of any sort. Or any movie with any Python
|> person in it for that matter. Thanks in advance.
|> 
|There is a Sony add in the Entertainment WEekly for this week staring
|John Cleese himself. Right inside the cover of the mag, antually. kan
|you imagine that? 
|> 
|> 
|> P.S - If this has already been discussed to death, I apologise. I'm
|> new here. 
|> 
|HEY? Youre new here!!!!! 
|Let me introduce myself to you, as you will hear more about me later.
|I am Gina aka President of this here newsgroup. Yep, alf.fan.m.p. has
|a president, a FEMALE too.i realize this a shocker; if you need
|*ANYTHING* let me know. I plan on taking care of my constituents.
|
|Gina 

Ok, lemme introduce myself too: first of all, I'm _not_ a loony. 
biddy biddy biddy BONG! Vibraphone! erm ... And next, I'm _not_
silly, welll maybe a bit on the right side, but that's not my
fault; UNDIES! UNDIES! I WANT A LOBOTOMY! I, as I may say so,
do like SEX^H^H^Hcollecting stamps. I have a pet herring and
I have a clog glued to my nose. Also, I have a PhD in wiggling
my genitals towards the general direction of female hippopotamuses
and I can proudly proclaim that I've never kissed my aunt's Muriel
mutton cutlet before. Ok, *GORN* if you like my complete
curriculum vitae on tape, farted by my pet slug, send me a self
addressed and stamped slice of halibut. I live in a broken bottle.

Thank you and good night. <thud>

Jos aka Say no more `bout tasty vicars!

ps. I never wanted to say this, they forced me to do it. Ooohh,
    the terrible tortures! Those smelly hankies. my feet ...
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From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Daniel Blum)
Subject: Re: THE PHILOSOPHERS SONG the whole thing... 
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 06:40:06 GMT

I thought David Hume could out-consume both Schoepenhauer and Hegel!
I must protest this baseless libel of one of Britain's most
consistently inebriated philosophers.

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 actually existed, as he himself would doubtless be the first to admit
 if he were alive today."
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From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: All Right!! Cease Fire!!!!!
Date: 10 Nov 92 21:41:43 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!


I am extremely sorry that I ever started any of this "sleazy" nonsense.  I
started reading this group to enjoy some silliness and a nice tin of Spam every
once in a while, and now I'm quite bored with the whole thing.  I refuse to
post anything else having to do specifically with this stupidity.  Things have
gotten a bit carried away.

I am quite willing to admit that our esteemed vice-president Gina is the
world's foremost sexpert if it will shut everyone up.  Let's get back to some
real Python trains of thought and let this topic die or else move it to
alt.sex.  

Gina, I apologize for arguing with our VP elect.  Please don't have me executed
for treason.  

 
Meredith the Bored and (Hopefully Temporarily) Pythonless
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Holy Grail Script/FTP Site
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:59:15 GMT

>hello,
>I am interested in the HG script or an FTP site where it can be obtained.
>Thanx for your help in advance.
>take care,

Ich bin herr Lazy Bastige.
Ich bin going to post my corrected Grail scrypt soon, as well as a
shit-load of other ones... Can you wait for it?

oiSnm
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From: helen@alex.com (Helen O'Hanlon)
Subject: Lumberjack Song
Keywords: Words to it
Organization: Alex Technologies Ltd
Apparently-To: mail2news@news.demon.co.uk
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 10:04:02 +0000

Hi! As a new reader, apologies if this has been asked before BUT I read, well scanned, nearly 400 articles and
couldn't find what I'm after.  Enough apologising... here goes.
Nobody has ever been able to tell me ALL the words to the Lumberjack song....I wait with baited breath.
Everybody here at my work wants a rendition as soon as I get an answer, so my singing career is in your hands.

Thanks in advance,

Helen O'Hanlon                        Alex Technologies
Helen@alex.com                        CP House
                                      97-107 Uxbridge Road
                                      London  W5 5TL 
Organization: Senior, Philosophy, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Date: Fri,  6 Nov 1992 22:36:51 -0500 
From: Joshua Galiotto <jg4j+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: THE PHILOSOPHERS SONG the whole thing...
	<1992Nov6.165324.17083@ils.nwu.edu>

Luxury! We were praying for half a syllogism! In my day we were
intellectually overjoyed to have a single working premiss. 


-Joshua "The Philsopher With a Spatula" Galiotto

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From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: test
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 02:08:37 GMT

G. Brown (gbrown@Rosie.UH.EDU) wrote:
: 
Not a lot
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From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: The Meaning of Life
Organization: The Hexagon
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 04:38:58 GMT


Don't forget people (in Australia) that The Meaning of Life is on tomorrow
night (Friday) on channel 10 at 8:30pm.
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 04:07:29 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.231157.7278@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>In article <sprooney.721373427@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>>>>lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>>>>>>chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>>>>>hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>>>>>ooooh, baby, wait and see.
>>>> Pormises pornises.
>>>> 
>>>>>mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>>>>>help me out here...
>>>> Right, do you want a hand? Or foot, or any other parts?
>>>> You don't want NMois, he's just got a BIG nose.
>>>I want the other parts. And as far as NMois goes (how _far_ is that,
>>>anyway?) I'm sure I could find a use for that BIG nose of his.
>>How far do I go? Anyone got any references? Leather? Eccie? Jessie?
>>Um... wotsername... oh yeah... Sonia.
>how far does simon go?  oh, *very* far, i assure you...
>he certainly did last night...
>
>>I Go... far. Further than you could dream. Beyond this universe.
>>(I'm just having porblums regaining contact.
>
>well, i thought we were in contact pretty well, dear...
>i certainly felt that spanking..
>
>>>>>leather aka warming up the custard
>>>> Eccles aka Getting his cutaway wetsuit.
>>>Gina aka why ask why, just do it
>>oISnm... I could agree more... come 'ere.
>aren't i allowed to play?  *pout*
you can pla with me.  (grins)
>
>leather aka 6 times on the bathroom floor simon, COUNT!
>
>

William Turlough Cat aka beiad
From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: alt.folklore.urban silliness
Date: 8 Nov 92 17:14:53 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <1dcb2hINNeel@agate.berkeley.edu>, greg@perry.berkeley.edu (Greg Anderson) writes:
> In article <6699@news.duke.edu> klg@panda.mc.duke.edu (Kim Greer -- rjj) writes:
>>>Please add to the list, from MRI cases I have seen ;
>>> 
>>>9/16" Crescent Wrench
>>
>>  The patient must have lied when the MRI techs asked if
>>he/she had any metal objects on, in or about him.  Like they
>>wouldn't eventually find out anyway.  Could have caused some
>>nasty injury if the wrench decided to  migrate to the magnet.
>>(Or is that just African swallows?)
>>
> 
> Are you trying to imply that crescent wrenches are migratory?
> Could be, considering the difficulty I have finding those damned
> things in my toolbox...
> 
> On the other hand, maybe it's just the CIA and their sock-sucking
> machine at work...
> 
> Would that be an African or European crescent wrench?
> 
> Greg Anderson
> greg@perry.berkeley.edu
> 
> ObSmiley: ;-P

Does it talk??

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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 05:14:18 GMT

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <BxIu3D.AFy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>}phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>}>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>}>}Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
>}>Phil squig or is that "frosting-tipped tracts of land"?
>}Court Jester aka I think its Gina Tits seen across the land......
>Phil squig Gina Tits in *whose* hand?
Ct. Jester octopud Has Ginas ass up its gland
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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 11 Nov 92 15:26:08 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <sprooney.721374382@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>>>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>>>>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>>>>>>>purr nose sniff...)
>>>>>>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>>>>>>      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>>>>>> I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>>>>>> As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>>>>>> each others arms *smmoooooocching*
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
>>>>>My kind of man!!!
>>>>yeah, i go for men named "heidi", too...
>>>>gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
>>>>with women now...care to flirt with me?
>>>                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>           Sure...   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>ooh, let's make it a threesome, shall we?  menages a trois are so much
>>fun...
> Ah, fuck it.. let's just do a mass orgy! Um.. flirting?
> 	Hey babe, what's your sign?

Available, and yours?
> 
>>>>>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>>>>What's our country up to these days?
>>>Nothing good.  Although we're almost out of the rut.  Just a few more years...
>>gleep.  i hope so...or i'm moving (i'll come stay with you, sprooney,
>>ok?  and remind me to discipline you for flirting with everyone under
>>the sun...)
> Oh, Leather, how could I forget to... Will you get me to lie on the
> bathroom floor, and whip me six times? Make it sting... sir.
> 
>>>>family values.
>>>>hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
>>>yes...  (nods)
>>but you gotta know what you're doing..as well i do.
>>learn from an expert!  leather, the sleazy redhead who does
>>hard and soft equally well! (but who prefers hard and is very good
>>at making the soft hard..)
> Hey.. I almost forgot... I'm recruting Leather for Wicked Wanda's
> Whip Cellar, 9th circle... come up and see her someday.
> 
>>>>which i don't doubt you do.
>>>>
>>>>leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.
>>>>
>>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
> Hold on... did Leather just call herself PEACEFUL?!?!?!
YEP. She did. She's losing her touch, too. It's too bad; things were
just beginning to heat up too.
 > 
> ioMNS
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 6 Nov 92 02:13:52 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you wan
>>a sex object for president?  

>oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!

TRUST HER!!!! SHE'S _THE_ LEATHER!!!! It's the one you've all
(both of you) been voting for!!!!!


SHE IS GOD!!!!

(I like her *:) ... don't tell my armpit.)

>leather aka the ultimate sex object
MNSio... trust me... I know wot I'm doinggggggggggggggggggggggg
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 5 Nov 92 12:03:36 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov4.183420.8039@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Nov3.214454.7465@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
> |> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> |> Path: taco!rock!concert!uvaarpa!caen!spool.mu.edu!yale.edu!qt.cs.utexas.edu!cs.utexas.edu!tamsun.tamu.edu!tamuts!hnb5164
> |> From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
> |> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
> |> Message-ID: <1992Nov3.214454.7465@tamsun.tamu.edu>
> |> Sender: news@tamsun.tamu.edu (Read News)
> |> Organization: ~/lib/organization
> |> References: <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>
> |> Date: Tue, 3 Nov 92 16:44:54 EST
> |> Lines: 12
> |> 
> |> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> |> >By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
> |> >president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
> |> >a sex object for president?  
> |> 
> |> oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
> |> vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
> |> the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
> |> 
> |> leather aka the ultimate sex object
> |> 
> |> 
> |> 
> lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
> 
> chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
Are you sure you really want to know?
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From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: le pouff celebre
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 03:26:32 GMT

Sorry, but I've been right off that since I got out of Dannemora.  You
couldn't keep your boxers up for two minutes together there.

Nice of you to offer though.

Dan "Tool of Satan
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From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Organization: The Hexagon
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 23:58:14 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
: In article <1992Nov9.025828.12208@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
: > goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
: > : > : > [a little bit thrown mercilessly into a vat of boiling lemon curry]
: > : > : > ->[lots and lots of stuff dissolved in a highly toxic solution comprising lemon
: > : > : > -> curry, bits of a comfy chair and a Spring Surprise.]
: > : > : > ->
: > : > : > Wow, what a lethal mixture, sounds like the sort of stuff that you
: > : > : > could definitely use as the `universal solvent'
: > : > : > 
: > : > : > But then what do I know about chemistry ????
: > : > : > 
: > : > : > ->>So how do you define Gina?
: > : > 
: > : > A protein large bag of mostly water (about 80%).
: > : 
: > : I can personally guarantee that there is more to me than just water.
: > : Want to find out for yourself? 
: > 
: > At last! A topic for my thesis! Make an appointment and I'll take you up
: > to the lab for some "tests".
: 
: How about now? Right now. Oh please. Take me up there now. I want to
: watch you work. Do you use your hands when you work?

Up the stairs and turn left. I'm in the hormone chemistry lab.

: > : > : NOW WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
: > : > : I'd like to see what you know about interrelational chemistry, as in
: > : > : between males and females. As in between you and me. YOu know, body
: > : > : chemistry.
: > : > 
: > : > Would you like a consignment of androstenone?
: > : > Then again, a few slugs of Tequila has much the same effect....
: > : > 
: > : Tequila? Not tequila!? the last time that was introduced to my system
: > : it made an unfavorable impression upon my constitution a nd several
: > : amendments had to be made.
: > 
: > OK androstenone then, but tequila is cheaper.
: I'm no cheap drunk. I like to be full "there" when people work with
: and on me.
How 'bout a little laughing gas then, eh? People do S T R A N G E things after
breathing that.
: > David aka purely for the advancement of science you know
: gina aka I know but why not have fun at the same time?
David aka I could get a Nobel Prize for this.........
From: tal691@huxley.anu.edu.au (Tonio Loewald)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: (WS) Any "I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again" fans here?
Date: 6 Nov 92 01:29:01 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.2.12
Keywords: ISIRTA

Hello folks,

I'm interested to hear from anyone out there who are Angus Prune fans.
I'm looking for an episode guide, to tidy up my collection of "I'm
Sorry, I'll Read That Again" tapes, and then to complete my collection.

(Also just to see what sort of warped person (like me) would like ISIRTA
as well.)

Thanx Muchly,

Widya Santoso

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From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: All Right!! Cease Fire!!!!!
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 03:53:09 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.122814.787@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!
>
>
>I am extremely sorry that I ever started any of this "sleazy" nonsense.  I
>started reading this group to enjoy some silliness and a nice tin of Spam every
>once in a while, and now I'm quite bored with the whole thing.  I refuse to
>post anything else having to do specifically with this stupidity.  Things have
>gotten a bit carried away.
>
>I am quite willing to admit that our esteemed vice-president Gina is the
>world's foremost sexpert if it will shut everyone up.  Let's get back to some
>real Python trains of thought and let this topic die or else move it to
>alt.sex.  
>
>Gina, I apologize for arguing with our VP elect.  Please don't have me executed
>for treason.  
>
> 
>Meredith the Bored and (Hopefully Temporarily) Pythonless
sounds like someone wants to get on to the next skit.  hmmm....
William Turlough Cat aka beiad
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:43:52 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00465-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <1992Nov9.015915.11642@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!bcm!tamsun.tamu.edu!tamuts!hnb5164
|> From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
|> Message-ID: <1992Nov9.015915.11642@tamsun.tamu.edu>
|> Sender: news@tamsun.tamu.edu (Read News)
|> Organization: ~/lib/organization
|> References: <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> <1992Nov5.183429.12893@morgan.ucs.mun.ca> <1992Nov6.150024.29233@ncsu.edu>
|> Date: Sun, 8 Nov 92 20:59:15 EST
|> Lines: 40
|> 
|> In article <1992Nov6.150024.29233@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
|> >
|> >In article <1992Nov5.183429.12893@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>, cweir@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Corey Weir) writes:
|> >|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!biosci!uwm.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!cs.utexas.edu!qt.cs.utexas.edu!yale.edu!yale!gumby!destroyer!caen!news.cs.indiana.edu!nstn.ns.ca!morgan.ucs.mun.ca!cweir
|> >|> From: cweir@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Corey Weir)
|> >|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> >|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
|> >|> Summary: I wanna get in on this...
|> >|> Message-ID: <1992Nov5.183429.12893@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>
|> >|> Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 13:34:29 EST
|> >|> References: <1992Nov4.183420.8039@ncsu.edu> <1992Nov5.010836.1780@tamsun.tamu.edu> <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu>
|> >|> Sender: Jolly
|> >|> Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland
|> >|> Lines: 8
|> >|> 
|> >|> 
|> >|>          Just as an aside..wink,wink,nudge,nudge..I'd like to *toss* my
|> >|> hat into this sleazy affair. A vote for me is a roll in the clover for
|> >|> you. That's my way, grab my twister board and jump right
|> >|> in..wink,wink,nudge,nudge..Say no more
|> >|>
|> clover?  welllll....what about nettles?
|> c'mon, you can be more creative than that...
|>  
|> >|>                                                 Jolly
|> >|>                                                 cweir@morgan.ucs.mun.ca
|> >|> 
|> >Look Frank, a new contestant, any comments?...Well, Jolly seems to be testing
|> >the water a bit.  No real sleeze here but certinaly a hint that she can
|> >get nasty later on.  I think we can expect great things from her...Thanks
|> >frank, now back to the booth with chestnutt
|> >
|> >chestnutt aka come one come all, jump in and say hello
|> 
|> chestnutt, have you appointed yrself official sportscaster for this
|> event?  hee hee..."chestnutt, i've got something to show you..."
|> 
|> leather aka *zipppp* thump thump....
|> 
|> 
|> 
Its a dirty job but...

chestnutt aka never one to look when i can jump right in