HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Faq?
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 14 Nov 92 00:26:53 GMT
Distribution: usa

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>Yes, but the big question is, do you understand "Finnegans Wake" being
>read backwards by someone with a speech impediment that makes every line
>come out, "Mmnarrr glorp rrrrrrrrrrr sysperlinginmypants" in a storm of
>flying guacamole which is so intelligent that it runs a consulting and
>escort service from its dumbwaiter?

I don't get this!  I don't get this!  What's the joke?  What's the
punch line?  Is this supposed to be funny?  Is this a joke?  What's
sysperlinginmypants?  I don't understand this at all!  This newsgroup
ought to be BANNED!  You just want to confuse the rest of us!  You're
just a big meanie!  I don't get this!  Wah!

DISPROOF OF THIS POSTING:

And besides, guacamole isn't intelligent!  So there!
-- 
Matt McIrvin
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From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Date: 9 Nov 92 06:23:34 GMT
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Euphrasie (jpierce@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
: >All I have to say to THAT is "Il neige des pommes de terre dans ma salle
: >de bain."
: 
: It snows potatoes in your bathroom?

it doesn't in yours??

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: jpierce@wam.umd.edu (Euphrasie)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 10:46:28 GMT

In article <Nov07.035736.46578@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> wildgose@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Timothy Ostrom) writes:
>You guys are a bunch of fags
>
>Grow up
>

Does this deserve a response? No, it doesn't.  But this guy makes an incredibly
ignorant slur and then tells US to grow up?

Excuse me.  I am a heterosexual female.  I am not a fag.

And what makes you think that fags need to "grow up"?

With idiots like you around, maybe I'm queer for wanting to have anything to 
do with males.  Except that there are so many more mature and appealing than
you.

Euphrasie

-- 
 Mon prince est en chemin deja      \ _____       ___  |
 Je ne sais pas comme il sera      /  |     |   | |  \ |--\ |/\ /-\ /-- o /-\
 Mais je sais qu'il viendra demain, \ |---  |   | |--/ |  | |   /-| \-\ | |-/
 Mon prince est deja en chemin.    /  |____ |___| |    |  | |   \_| --/ | \--
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:4626 rec.pets.cats:13478
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,rec.pets.cats
Subject: Re: WHAT TO NAME A WHITE MALE KITTEN
Date: 12 Nov 92 04:56:39 GMT
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston

In article <1992Nov11.012010.26137@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>In <1992Nov4.014446.175240@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> gjs2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GEORGE J. SCHLOGL) writes:
>>
>>ITS MY FIRST TIME TO EVER HAVE A PET IN MY LIFE.
>>ANY ADVICE GIVE IT. ILL NEED IT.
>>ALSO I NEED A GREAT NAME.
>>NOTHING STUPID OR TIPICAL LIKE WHITEY OR SNOWBALL,FLUFFY
>
>How about BIFF?

I'm going to name my cats Sweynheim and Pannartz if/when I get them, so
he can't have those names.  I guess he's stuck with BIFF.
								-- K.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Keywords: tomato,tomatoe,potato,potatoe
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 23:37:00 GMT

In article <1992Nov6.224411.8364@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> tspindle@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (tom spindler) writes:
>Oh yeah?
>
>"Shto eto? Eto karandash. Zdravstvuite, karandash! Zhe podezhnii!
>Karandash drug! Zdravstvui, karandash!"

That's simple stuff, man. Any first-year Russian student learns to talk about
the pencil and his freinds. 

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:4651 alt.angst.xibo.sex:117 rec.games.mud.tiny:809
From: xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu (Mr. Coates)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.angst.xibo.sex,rec.games.mud.tiny
Subject: Re: xibo's back!
Date: 13 Nov 92 01:54:33 GMT
	<1992Nov12.064418.10944@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Organization: Xibological Perimeter

jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mr. Furr) writes:
#
#Kibo (Bozo Incarnate) writes:
#>
#>He's not the REAL Xibo.  The original Xibo is near San Francisco and is
#>not allowed to post, because he's more Xibotic than the pretender in
#>Arizona.
#>
#>								-- K.
#
#Heh heh heh heh!  Read it and weep, Xibo.

That guy near SF?  He's the ex-Xibo, or Xxibo as he prefers to be called.
He retired from the xibohood in August, 1989.  I *am* the real Xibo; one
of the many xibos, the current xibo.

Kibo is just a bozo, you're not allowed to pay him any mind.  If you think
Kibo tells the truth, you must remember he allows himself to tell lies.  Kibo
is just upset 'cuz he can't handle being Not Allowed to say who is Xibo and
who is not Xibo.  He's not allowed to control the xibosis around him; he's
stuck on his small island of kibology, a little kibology center, surrounded
by the control of the Xibological Perimeter, where that which is allowed ends,
and that which is Not Allowed begins.  He's not allowed to venture past that.


Xibo has spoken!
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Gradient
From: mcirvin@husc10.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 11 Nov 92 21:14:00 EST
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

In article <BxFMG9.2tv@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>Scott, under the haze of a Phil Dick influence, likes to point out that
>I actually *live* in a higher-level conapt.  It has a wonderful view of the 
>seedy side of the opera house.  I can also see the Combat Zone from the
>balcony...
>
Poor thing... do you ever run out of change to operate the door?

                  Matt "Please insert one international poscred" McIrvin
-- 
Matt McIrvin
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: michaelw@mcshh.Hanse.DE (Michael Will)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: Point of Presence & MCS Hamburg
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 17:22:58 GMT

mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>All I have to say is "O Seigneur, s'il y a un Seigneur, sauvez mon ame, si 
>>>j'ai une ame."
>>
>>All I have to say to THAT is "Il neige des pommes de terre dans ma salle
>>de bain."

>That does it. Time for the proper Phased Soviet Bloc Language Followup [tm].

>"U maya coboka yest bolshie tihkvii, a vasha politoora umerenniye sumasshedshii
>kotorii hochat krevyetku!"
Dont pick it up, dont pick it up...

mw
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1992 03:47:53 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

Illway ouyay eepkay isthay outtaway altway.amsterhay.etialitybay.amsterhay.
uctday-aptay?

Orway, alktay aboutway utecay amsterhays.

Igbay Alway.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: wildgose@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Timothy Ostrom)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1992 03:57:36 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

You guys are a bunch of fags

Grow up

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: michaelw@mcshh.Hanse.DE (Michael Will)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: Point of Presence & MCS Hamburg
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 21:45:27 GMT

boesch@cs.washington.edu (Eric Boesch) writes:

>right to be genetically and in all ways superior to all other
>Americans.

>YOU
> ^
> |
>US(A)
> ^
> |
>THEM

>Fig. 1.  The Evolution of Mankind
And who was saying: 
The americans are the only people going from barbarism straight into decadency
without this culture-nonsense in between...

mw
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From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,rec.pets.cats,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: WHAT TO NAME A WHITE MALE KITTEN
Date: 11 Nov 92 01:20:10 GMT
Organization: Cornell Theory Center

>In <1992Nov4.014446.175240@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> gjs2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GEORGE J. SCHLOGL) writes:
>
>ITS MY FIRST TIME TO EVER HAVE A PET IN MY LIFE.
>ANY ADVICE GIVE IT. ILL NEED IT.
>ALSO I NEED A GREAT NAME.
>NOTHING STUPID OR TIPICAL LIKE WHITEY OR SNOWBALL,FLUFFY
>THANK YOU.
>GEORGE AND ? signing off
>and im living here in allentown

How about BIFF?

(For a minute I thought that was Carasso.)

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: bediger@nyx.cs.du.edu (bruce allen ediger)
Subject: Re: Bigfootf spaceman?
Summary: rubbish or deranged taunting?
Keywords: Bigfootf, Littlefootf, leftfootf, rightfootf
Organization: Bigfootf People's Liberation Front
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 06:03:22 GMT

In article <69315@cup.portal.com> John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
>Subject: Why Bigfoot Is So Hard To Catch.
>  Jack Lapseritis thinks a Bigfoot can't be caught (but I know good and well 
>they can) because Bigfoot can astrally project himself out of dangerous 
>situations.
> That's the startling claim of noted bigfoot researcher Jack Lapseritis, who 
>says three of the large, hairy creatures once teleported themselves into his 
>bedroom, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 

This is some of the lamest and silliest swill I have ever had the privilege
to read.  I am in awe.  I doubt that Kibo could create anything quite as
porrige-brained as this on purpose.  Where can I John_-_Winston.el so
that _my_ emacs can spout rubbish like this on command?
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.postmodern,talk.bizarre
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Mmmm... Purple)
Subject: Re: You guys are really kinky.....
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:14:42 GMT

My nominee for post of the month:

[alt.industrial,rec.music.industrial,alt.sex]
In article <1992Oct30.205823.8291@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mfoley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Michelle Foley) writes:
>
>Is that all "Industrail" cultrue is about; brutalizing women and sex with\
>cars?  Is industrial a eupemisim for deviant sex practicaes or is there
>something else behind it?????????????
>
>Also please tell me whrer I can find the Industrial Culture faq.
>(sorry about this spelling it is my first post and i don't ^H^H^H^H^H
>can'tt^Ht reallly go back and edit^H^H^H^Hedit.
>
>Mich. Foley
>Integrated Systems Associates
>(Diclaimer: My opinios are not of ISA WHY ISN't MY TERMI^^^^^TERMINAL 
>w.


-- 
ted frank                     | thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu 
also at quibeaux@uchicago.edu | standard disclaimers | void where prohibited
the university of chicago law school, chicago, illinois 60637
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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape
Subject: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Date: 5 Nov 92 07:14:51 GMT
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston

[]
	Mr. Potato Head, talking dirty:

		There is no need to act discreetly!

		I've been tubbed!  I've been scrubbed!

		It's quite all right to eat me completely!

							-- K.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: BIFF@BIFFS.HOUSE.US
Subject: HEY K1B0!!!!! YOUR A BOZ0!!!!!!!111
Organization: BIFF"S HOUSE D00D!!!!
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 05:34:41 GMT

HEY K1BO I WAS WATCHING TV LA5T N1GHT AND 1 DIDN"T SEE U ON THE
ELECSHUN D00D!!!!!!1 R U A BOZ0 WHY WERN"T YOU ON TV!!!! L1KE U
SAID U WOULD B!!!!!!!!111 

I NEAD TO BORROW YOU"RE ACC0UNT 4 A WHILE MY C=64 IS ME55ED UP!!!!
CAN I GET YOU"RE PASSWORD AGAIN!!!!!!!!11

I CAN LET U BORROW MY PITFALL 2 CARTRIGE ITS K00L!!!!! U CAN EVEN
PLAY IT ON YOU"RE C 128!!!!!!

BIFF!!! !!!!!! 


Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: ringo@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Ringo)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 01:23:35 GMT

mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:

>All I have to say is "O Seigneur, s'il y a un Seigneur, sauvez mon ame, si 
>j'ai une ame."

All I have to say to THAT is "Il neige des pommes de terre dans ma salle
de bain."

--John Rescigno
Clarkson University
Nowhere, NY

/-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-\
|   As the boistrous fanfare of youth matures, the | John Rescigno, or Trout|
| themes draw themselves out, a more moderate pace | rescigja@calvin.camp.  |
| replacing youth's allegro, yet still it reflects |         clarkson.edu   |
| and embraces the initial melody that gave it its |------------------------|
| identity.                 -- John Rescigno       | Live Free and Honestly |
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: ALTERNATIVE Comet Rendezvous Mission
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 14 Nov 92 01:03:24 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>Yes, I see you've actually witnessed the effects of these first-hand.
>Poor guy.  Now you're doomed to posting and reposting and reposting and
>reposting the same fucking halfwit articles over and over to random
>groups like alt.postmodern.  Wise up, pal.  You can't get away with
>posting tepid babble to random groups unless your name ends in "ibo" or
>begins with "Matt".

Hey!  I ALMOST always edit the Newsgroups: line!

But it's so much fun when I forget.  I'm sure they still remember
M1FF back in rec.pets.

BTW, lightning production is still kind of mysterious.
-- 
Matt McIrvin
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,talk.rumors
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Dolly Parton lesbian
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Distribution: us
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 05:25:36 GMT

In article <1992Nov7.015103.16978@pony.Ingres.COM> camidei@Ingres.COM (Chris Amidei) writes:
>I have a friend who says Dolly Parton is a lesbian.  This friend says she has
>a friend who was introduced to Dolly's lover at a party.  Can anyone confirm
>this or should this tid-bit be relegated to "urban legend"?

I had sex with her last night in the Lincoln Bedroom while Barbara Bush
hid under the bed.
								-- K.
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Short, shameful confession
Date: 13 Nov 1992 17:49:40 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


I mailed Kibo a painting.


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
'i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell' -- mehitabel
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 02:10:33 GMT

In article <ringo.721013015@craft.camp.clarkson.edu> ringo@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Ringo) writes:
>mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>All I have to say is "O Seigneur, s'il y a un Seigneur, sauvez mon ame, si 
>>j'ai une ame."
>
>All I have to say to THAT is "Il neige des pommes de terre dans ma salle
>de bain."

That does it. Time for the proper Phased Soviet Bloc Language Followup [tm].

"U maya coboka yest bolshie tihkvii, a vasha politoora umerenniye sumasshedshii
kotorii hochat krevyetku!"

cordially,
mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: What You Can Learn From Star Trek. Estimated Retail Value $15.
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 01:04:56 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <BxL6K7.Jv4@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>	Now that I've seen the "Star Trek Federation Science"
>hands-on exhibit and the "Star Trek Orion Rendezvous" planetarium shows
>(developed by the Oregon Museum of Science & Industry, currently at
>Boston's Museum of Science), here's what I learned.  Save fifteen bucks
>by reading Usenet!
>9)  People in blue or black shirts suffer horrible mutilation when the
>Transporter beams them into a simulated virtual reality environment.

This, of course, is because Transporters are operated by people in red shirts,
who have a lot of pent-up hostility and frustration.

>If you don't already have a good grasp of [Science], the random mix of 'real'
>and 'fake' science will just confuse you as to the nature of reality...

Well, damn.  I was hoping to go be confused as to the nature of reality, but
I have too good a grasp of science for this to work.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 7 Nov 92 00:03:00 GMT
 <1992Nov5.215050.10760@tc.cornell.edu> <ringo.721013015@craft.camp.clarkson.edu>

ringo@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Ringo) writes:

>mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:

>>All I have to say is "O Seigneur, s'il y a un Seigneur, sauvez mon ame, si 
>>j'ai une ame."

>All I have to say to THAT is "Il neige des pommes de terre dans ma salle
>de bain."

AND NOW, the absolutely last worldwide farewell appearance of a
Beloved American National Joke:

(drumroll please)

That's "pomms de terre."

(cymbal)

Thank you.
-- 
Matt McIrvin
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.culture.usenet
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.postmodern,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: You guys are really kinky.....
Date: 9 Nov 1992 17:18:15 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

>Is that all "Industrail" cultrue is about; brutalizing women and sex with\
>cars?  Is industrial a eupemisim for deviant sex practicaes or is there
>something else behind it?????????????

No, I thought industrial culture had to do with steel mills and machine
shops.  Could someone enlighten me about these deviant sex practices?
Do they involve bar stock?  Taps and dies?  Or what?
--scott

(Hey baby, come on over to my place.  I've got a Cincinatti Milacron
 in my garage...)
From: masticol@cadenza.rutgers.edu (Steve Masticola)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: How to confuse the most people.
Keywords: rot13
Date: 5 Nov 92 01:53:04 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Altars") writes:

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>odnokd vhsg ztsnlzshb qns13 cdbqxosdqr hm sgdhq mdvrqdzcdqr, zmc sgdm
>qns xntq onrshmf ax rnld nsgdq uzktd, sn bnmetrd dudqxnmd dkrd snn.

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rfc apwnrmjmegayjjw afyjjclecb.

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rm tmrc dmp fgk; rfc nmjgac npmrcargml ydrcpuypbq gq qm cvacjjclr.

Jcybcp Igzm, pckckzcp Pmkylgy.

- Qrctc "G glfyjc fypbcp ufcl G bml'r jgic gr" kyqrgamj@aq.psrecpq.cbs.
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From: joes@sw.stratus.com (Bill The Cat)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Date: 6 Nov 92 11:09:41 GMT
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.

Foreigners speak Foreign because they quite rightly lack
self-confidence and don't want to expose their little ideas to
devastating American criticism.  But we are Americans -- God's people.
They are raw material, we are the complete recipe:

{info del}
Hay Mr Potato Head

Oh someone want to hose this turkey down and get him off his soap box. 
May be someone should try to do to him wha they did to the potato.

*********

Anyone try eating cheese sticks this way? It gets a bit stringy

Pffrt Ack gag

BC
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
From: oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
	<1992Nov6.021033.17396@tc.cornell.edu>
	<1992Nov6.224411.8364@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu>
	<1992Nov6.233700.14287@tc.cornell.edu>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 00:16:05 GMT


In article <1992Nov6.233700.14287@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
> Xref: nic.umass.edu alt.religion.kibology:365 alt.fan.warlord:8649

> In article <1992Nov6.224411.8364@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> tspindle@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (tom spindler) writes:
>>Oh yeah?
>>
>>"Shto eto? Eto karandash. Zdravstvuite, karandash! Zhe podezhnii!
>>Karandash drug! Zdravstvui, karandash!"

> That's simple stuff, man. Any first-year Russian student learns to talk about
> the pencil and his freinds. 

	I think that's the point.

--
Tig Stone 
(oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu)
Xref: sparky alt.religion.kibology:4544 alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape:16 alt.fan.matt.welsh:79 alt.fan.warlord:8231
From: tspindle@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (tom spindler)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape,alt.fan.matt.welsh,alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Keywords: tomato,tomatoe,potato,potatoe
Date: 6 Nov 92 22:44:11 GMT
Organization: Northea$tern University, Boston, MA. 02115, USA

>>>All I have to say is "O Seigneur, s'il y a un Seigneur, sauvez mon ame, si 
>>>j'ai une ame."
>>
>>All I have to say to THAT is "Il neige des pommes de terre dans ma salle
>>de bain."
>
>"U maya coboka yest bolshie tihkvii, a vasha politoora umerenniye sumasshedshii
>kotorii hochat krevyetku!"

Oh yeah?

"Shto eto? Eto karandash. Zdravstvuite, karandash! Zhe podezhnii!
Karandash drug! Zdravstvui, karandash!"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology