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Subject: Re: Easy way to get the Citizenship
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 92 23:16:33 -0500
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Tamil is great Langauge.
65 million People can speak.
Some can read.
Some can Write.

It is important to create a separate country for them.
So that they can do everything in Tamil Language.

It is exciting to create a country for 65 million people in Jaffna, Sri Lanka
And bring all the Tamils from India and rest of the world.
And name it EELAM.

EELAM - country for 65 million people in five square miles is a FOOLISH TASK.
Therefore, we will create one Eelam for 1.5 million Tamils in Sri Lanka.

EELAM - Country for 1.5 million people in five square miles is a FOOLISH TASK.
We don't have to include Indian Tamils living in Plantation area.
And will create one Eelam for One million Tamils in Sri Lanka.

EELAM - Country for One million people in five square miles is a FOOLISH TASK.
Therefore, let us eliminate all Sinhala Tamils living in Jaffna
And create one Eelam for rest of the Tamils in Sri Lanka.

EELAM - Country for rest of the Tamils in five square miles is a FOOLISH TASK.
Therefore, let us eliminate all HIGH CAST HINDU Tamils living in Jaffna
And create one Eelam for CHRISTIAN TAMILS AND MOSLEM TAMILS in Sri Lanka.

EELAM - Country for  CHRISTIAN TAMILS AND MOSLEM TAMILS in five square miles 
is  REALLY A FOOLISH TASK.
Therefore, let us eliminate all MOSLEM Tamils living in Jaffna
And create one Eelam for CHRISTIAN TAMILS in Sri Lanka.

EELAM - Country for  CHRISTIAN TAMILS in five square miles is 
REALLY A FOOLISH TASK.
Therefore, let us eliminate all CHRISTIAN BUT NOT LTTE Tamils living in Jaffna
And create one Eelam for LTTE TAMILS in Sri Lanka.

EELAM - Country for  LTTE TAMILS in five square miles is 
REALLY A FOOLISH TASK.
Therefore, let us eliminate all LTTE BUT NOT-PRBHAKRAN'S Tamil youths
living in Jaffna
And create one Eelam for Prabhakaran's Off-springs in Sri Lanka.
Therefore, prabha banned all hanky-panky activities for all male animals
except for himself, Adley  Balusingham and female animals

Now
ACCORDING TO LTTE INSIDE NEWS HOT LINE
YOU CAN BECOME An
Eelam citizen or animal
IF AND ONLY IF YOU ARE A PRABHAKARAN'S OFFSPRING
AND FOLLOWS THE PROCEDURE FOR THE REST.
that's why prbha banned all hanky-panky activities for all male animals
except for himself, Adley  Balusingham and female animals

ACCORDING TO LATEST POPULATION FIGURES EELAM HAS 139 ANIMALS.
All are off-springs of Prabhakaran.
No Hindu Tamils. 
No Moslem Tamils.
No Sinhala tamils

NOW YOU CAN WORRY
AFTER FIGHTING SO MUCH YOU ARE NOT A CITIZEN OF YOUR EELAM
IF YOU ARE NOT-PRABHAKARAN'S OFFSPRING

IF YOU ARE NOT-PRABHAKARAN'S SON OR DAUGHTER 
YOU ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR THE CITIZENSHIP
Citizenship will not be given to any male, female or animal born outside 
the PRABHAKARAN to a Tamil national. 

NOW
DON'T WORRY
BIOLOGICALLY SPEAKING
YOU HAVE ONE MORE CHANCE
IF YOU ARE NOT-PRABHAKARAN'S SON OR DAUGHTER 
THERE IS ONE AND ONLY ONE METHOD TO BECOME AN ANIMAL IN THE EELAM
BIOLOGICALLY

BIOLOGICALLY
YOU NEED REVERSE BIRTH PROCESSING 
NOW
Stop worrying
GET BACK TO AN ANIMAL WOMB
INVITE PRABHA ... .
BECOME AN ANIMAL OF EELAM

GET READY THAMBI 
FOR REVERSE PROCESSING.
NOW, IT IS YOUR CHANCE TO BECOME A CITIZEN.

Then there won't be any discrmination 
So is the wisdom of our animal  Pirphakaran
He supports your efforts
that's why prbha banned all hanky-panky activities for all male animals
except for himself, Adley  Balusingham and female animals


-Thambi

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