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From: sarahb@fanfare.EBay.Sun.COM (Sarah Bate)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Date: 1 Oct 1992 19:51:22 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Distribution: world
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>In article 2674@mprgate.mpr.ca, dyck@mpr.ca (Trevor Dyck) writes:
>In article <18589.2ac98f5c@ecs.umass.edu> rajain@ecs.umass.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Sep30.011320.15121@schbbs.mot.com>, CENG51@maccvm.corp.mot.com (Craig >Witkowski) writes:
>>>>>In article 6740@newshost.anu.edu.au, herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriks
>>>>>>> titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu) writes:
>>>>>>>> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>>>>>>>> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>>>>>>>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>>>>>>>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>>>>>>>And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!
>>>>>>gotta say finding a rhyme is a battle!
>>>>>And take the choicest cuts of cattle!
>>>> In your car blast Heavy Metal
>>>First, I got a score to settle $
>>Since when does "settle" rhyme with "purple"?
>Does purple rhyme with apple?
I think i'll go and drink a Snapple.
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Rupture Jokes
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 02:46:15 GMT

>Anyone hear any rupture jokes?
>
>E.g. When you're swimming in a swamp
>     And a turtle takes a chomp
>     That's a rupture
>--Ray Cote

I read this one, although its not a rupture.

    When you're swimming in the creek
    and an Eel bites your cheek
    That's a Morey

-from ROP (Rip Of Press, i think)
-ara
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Thoughts
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 4 Oct 92 19:42:06 CST
Organization: Brandon University

In article <1OCT199208471593@jane.uh.edu>, st1ns@jane.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.) writes:
> In article <wright.717915271@latcs1.lat.oz.au>, wright@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Michael G. Wright) writes...
>>Ahhh, all you unbelievers. So sorry that you cannot see the error of your 
>>ways. Don't you see that Macintosh is becoming more and more powerful every
>>day simply because people _are_ dumb, so they want a simple interface. And
>>if you think that IBM and Clone users are immune, well, Windows 3.1?
>> 
>>Mmmmm, when the revolution comes, you'll be the first ones to go.
>>		(one who knows)
> 
> The revolution has come and gone; the Mac was found revolting by the
> largest number, and they disdain it.
> 
> For his next trick, if it looks like Apple might be in danger of
> winning the final round of the GUI Lookee-Feelie Wars, Bill Gates
> will just buy Apple and turn them into clone makers.

LONG LIVE THE ATHLETE WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!
(Note: only MAC people will understand this!)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761)
Subject: Re: Speed of dark
Keywords: It's a dark world out there... 
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 03:40:52 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.171016.21592@inesc.pt> jota@iguana.inesc.pt (Joao Pedro Martins) writes:
>In article <ieoXRB2w165w@c-cat.UUCP> david@c-cat.UUCP (dave) writes:
>>beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard) writes:
>>;-) >david@c-cat.UUCP (dave) writes:
>>;-) >> There is no such thing as darkenss, only lack of light!
>>;-) 
>>;-) This is a matter of definition.  Let's define light as lack of darkness.
>>;-) 
>>;-) And we could even say that darkness is more powerful than light.
>>;-) Take a closed room and add a door.  First, put some light inside.
>>;-) Then, isolate the room (cut any wire).  If you used electric light,
>>;-) it is turned off.  Now, wait for some time.  If using some burning
>>;-) device, it will extinguished.  After a while, room is in dark.
>>;-) Thus, light lasts for some time, but darkness is more powerfull
>>;-) and can ever kill light, but light can only make darkness sleep.
>>;-) 
>>Looks like this is leading into a religious discussion, darkness
>>is stronger then light. Light is better than dark. well lets take
>>this over to alt.satan or alt.religion for a more in depth discussion.
>>sorry rec.humor heads.
>
>	As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as light or darkness, 
>only shades of grey. The lighter shades of grey are lighter (...), and
>therefore, go faster than the darker shades of grey, which weight more.
>(these have more black dots...)
>

Yes, but you see, it's really lonely and confusing out there.  Are you light
and dark, or dark and light, and this leads to confusion.  That's why you
usually don't see just light and dark, but blue and green and yellow.  See,
it's a lot more fun out there when you're there with all your friends.
Sometimes, though things get out of hand, and that's when dark takes over.
Everything goes black.  Hence the word blackout.  That means that, ultimately,
dark will destroy everything and WIN AND KILL EVERY BODY AND.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!.......  (really evil-sounding devilish laugh :-)

....what?.....

	...oh...  ....OK..... uh.... he he he.

		..oooooohhh, what a headache!. uummmggggghhhh. AAAAaaaaa!

--------
Disclaimer - I'm only doing what the little voices tell me to do.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jss@oin.unh.edu (Spectre)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: University of No Holidays - UNH - East somewhere
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 00:09:19 GMT

In article <rdippold.717274948@qualcom> rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>DaPete@cup.portal.com (Pete o Wilkinson) writes:
>>Truely the best of all time for my journies was the exchange student I met
>>in college.  His name was Lipson Wang.
>
>>Running a close second was a Mr Phuc Yu, but I neve had the pleasure of 
>>meeting him.
>
>We had a Phuc B. Dao at school.  Sounds like a nympho with a head cold...

I don't know if it's been mentioned but my roommates and I get a big kick out
of Dick Swett, who is running for Senate (?) in New Hampshire....



-- 
'Studying only reminds you of the things you don't know'
|         Jeff Schreiber               | "The way to ski these things [moguls] |
|       jss@kepler.unh.edu             |  Is to go to total panic..............|
|    j_schreiber@unhh.unh.edu          |  Then....Back off." -Mike Hatrup      |
               My opinions are mine and only mine. I don't care 
               if they are wrong and you can't have them anyway!
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From: dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: A joke?
Date: 28 Sep 92 03:33:22 GMT
Organization: ACME products - artillery division

jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ) writes:

> In article <1992Sep15.102603.14349@cs.nott.ac.uk> rji@trellis.cs.nott.ac.uk (
> b Ingram) writes:
> >In article <1992Sep14.213851.25057@ugle.unit.no>, leifmk@Lise.Unit.NO (Leif 
> gnar Kj|nn|y) writes:
> >|> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!
> >|> 
> >|> How about this one:  A person was brought up in deep religious faith in C
> ist
> >|> and tried very hard each day not to commit any sins.  He was so hung up a
> >|  rji@cs.nott.ac.uk    |       to dress in skimpy leather Nazi outfits"    
> |
> >|_______________________|___________________________________________________
> |
> 
> So, Leif and Rob.....
> What century do you guys live in?
> Jennifer	Flames to alt.flame.rec.humor
> *****************************************************************************
> Yet another college age Republican, Disney and Tiny Toons fan, Rush Limbaugh
> fan, Aussiephile, Bible-believing, PS-2 owning, Computer Science major!
> Whew!  I think I got 'em all.  So sue me for having wholesome family values.
> *****************************************************************************
> 

Won't sue you for values one way or the other, but PLEASE, keep the
reply-quoting down to no less than 30 times the amount of text that
you're adding! :)


--
"A leopard never changes his stripes" 
           -- Al Gore, candidate for vice-president
From: tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST--PLEASE READ !!!!!
Date: 6 Oct 92 01:41:48 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <BvH2Do.8KI@andy.bgsu.edu>, tligman@andy.bgsu.edu (thomas ligman) wri
tes:
>In article <BvFsAr.DnC@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) w
rites:
>>In article <1992Oct1.071757.3340@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu> notbiff@hal.gnu.ai.mit.e
du (Jake Davis Smith) writes:
>>>PLEASE SEND ME THE 10,000 QUESTION PURITY TEST!!!!  IVE DONE ALL THE OTHERS !
!!
>>
>>Earth to dork!  There is no 10,000-question version.  The 5,000 is *still*
>>the biggest.
>there's a 5,000 question version?  that makes my 1,500 question version
>pale... could you possibly send me a copy?
>
Me too? Thanks!
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: THESE DAMN CASCADES!
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:53:48 CST
Organization: Brandon University

In article <1992Sep25.235305.982@ttinews.tti.com>, sorgatz@avatar.tti.com (sorgatz) writes:
> Hey look, it's pretty obvious you people have not been paying attention;
> cascades are not a part of the charter for 'rec.humor'. Kindly stop posting
> this garbage. There is an alt group called 'alt.cascade' specifically for
> these stupid, run on postings..that goes for you too, Kibo! 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> -Avatar-> (aka: Erik K. Sorgatz) KB6LUY           +-------------------------+
> TTI(sorgatz@soldev.tti.com)                       *   Think Eco, not EGO!   *
> 3100 Ocean Park Blvd. Santa Monica, CA  90405     +-------------------------+
> (OPINIONS EXPRESSED DO NOT REFLECT THE VIEWS OF CITICORP OR ITS MANAGEMENT!)

I PERSONALLY ENJOY HAVING CASCADES ON REC.HUMOR. FOR SOME REASON, OUR
UNIVERSITY DOES NOT GET THE ALT GROUPES. (yes, i do feel disadvantaged)

So, let's keep on cascading
And concentrating,
.
.
.
.
.
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   _/_/    _/  _/      _/  _/		materials of knowledge; it is thinking
  _/  _/  _/  _/_/    _/  _/		that makes what we read ours.
 _/    _/_/  _/      _/  _/			-- John Locke
_/      _/  _/_/_/  _/  _/_/_/		
					Neil Enns, Brandon University
Disclaimer: Huh?			Internet: $ennsnr@brandonU.ca

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dgreen@jarthur.claremont.edu (David Green)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 15:22:42 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.182346.27906@wisipc.weizmann.ac.il> jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy) writes:
->In article <VANDER.92Oct3184232@vancouver.stars.flab.Fujitsu.co.jp> vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp (Mike van der Velden) writes:
->>
->>I'm surprised that no one has mentioned this yet, but one of the
->>funniest things about Americans is their system of measurement!
->>
->>16 ounces = 1 pound (where did the abbrev "lb" come from, anyway?)
->>12inches = 1 foot
->>3 feet = 1 yard
->>5280 feet = 1 mile
->>
->>and then you've got fluid oz vs. the regular kind.
->>2 cup = 1 pint
->>2 pints = 1 quart
->>4 quarts = 1 gallon
->>
->>144 square inches in a square foot
->>
->>The (very sad) list goes on and on....
->>
->>
->>Even, the British, where the old imperial system of measurement was
->>invented, are switching to metric.  I believe that the US, along with
->>a little country called Burma, are the last nations on earth that
->>still officially use the imperial system.
->>
->>Nice to know that they're on the cutting edge.  :)
->
->You are SO right!!
->I think I didn't hear something SO right for ages!
->Are they really assholes,or what?
->Even their grades: the 100F=the human body temperature(and Farenhite the idiot
                                                             ^^^^^^^^^
                                                             Fahrenheit

I'll let this speak for itself, after mumbling something about pots and kettles.

->measured his temperature when he had fever,so it's ~38C),and the 0F=~-18(again
->Farenhite the idiot got out from his house in a winter day(-18C),and said it
-> is SO(?!!?) cold,that this must be the 0,and colder than that is impossible).
-> It is totaly incorrect,and non-scientifical..but..heh..Americans..
-- 
dgreen@jarthur.claremont.edu				   David "Mishael" Green
		    Have you scritched your local Furry today?
***********************Who ordered the muon? -- I. I. Rabi**********************
	    Unix and the world Unix with you; VAX and you VAX alone.
From: mike@leah.prc.utexas.edu (Michael Kline)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: THESE DAMN CASCADES!
Date: 2 Oct 92 17:02:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: ut-emx.80933
Organization: Population Research Center, UT-Austin

In article <1992Sep28.025953.123947@zeus.calpoly.edu> jmunch@hertz.elee.calpoly.edu (John Munch) writes:
>In article <1992Sep25.235305.982@ttinews.tti.com> sorgatz@avatar.tti.com (sorgatz) writes:
>>Hey look, it's pretty obvious you people have not been paying attention;
>I agree, I think it's about time we hold these reposts up to inspection.
But don't look too close!  You'll get an erection!

>>cascades are not a part of the charter for 'rec.humor'. Kindly stop posting
>Anyways, all those freshman geeks ain't doing nothing but boasting!
If they're clever enough, the whole town will be toasting!

>>this garbage. There is an alt group called 'alt.cascade' specifically for
>As a social elite I can say that people starting cascades are a big bore.
Something tells me that you'll be bored some more!

>>these stupid, run on postings..that goes for you too, Kibo! 
>Hey! Do you know about the tremendous size of my libido?
You should see the size of my good friend Guido!
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From: dmsilev@athena.mit.edu (Daniel M Silevitch)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 2 Oct 92 12:43:04 GMT
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology

In article <30SEP199219595040@jane.uh.edu>, st1ns@jane.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.) writes:
|> In article <1992Oct1.002215.8437@trl.oz.au>, tpearson@titan.trl.OZ.AU (Trevor Pearson) writes...
|> >andrewb@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Andrew Bevin) writes:
|> >> In article <1992Sep26.000442.3824@darwin.ntu.edu.au> hoffmann@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (Arthur Hoffmann) writes:
|> >> >In article <1992Sep21.035843.3401@lugb.latrobe.edu.au>, 9124704t@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Paul Veiser) writes:
|> >> >> In article <1992Sep8.075304.5164@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
|> >> >> >
|> >> >> >Shaw's Principle:
|> >> >> >    Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will
|> >> >> >    want to use it.
|> >> >> What does that say about Mac users? ;-)
|> >> >> 
|> >> >> Paul Veiser
|> >> >Everything. :)
|> >> 
|> >> You mean a Mac is a computer system? 
|> >> I thought it was just a tool that allowed me to get my work done quickly 
|> >> and easily.
|> >>
|> > 
|> >I thought an Apple was a fruit and a Macintosh was a raincoat?
|> > 
|> >> 
|> 
|> The only truly useful form of Macintosh keeps one dry in foul weather, it's 
|> true.
|> 
|> Tagline seen on a local user group BBS:  
|>   The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8m/sec^2.

I think that the best way to accelerate a Mac is to give it an initial velocity
of 1.1*10^5 m/s up (Earth escape velocity)

Daniel Silevitch
From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Drinking Fountain Politics
Date: 30 Sep 1992 21:24:23 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov

In article <9209291647.AA09314@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU> APUCORLE@IDBSU.IDBSU.EDU writes:
>
>Drinking Fountain Politics:
>(copied w/o permission from the NY Times, Monday 8/31/92, p.A15)
>
>George Bush: O.K.  Sure.  Fine.  There's something wrong with a
>water fountain in the White House?  Not denying it.  Have to be a
>fool to deny it.  But make no mistake about it.  There is a lot
>that is right with it, too.  And that's one thing I want to focus
>on, you see, not what's bad about the water fountains in America
>by what's good about them.  And with the help of the American people
>and a Republican Congress I can work with, I can make the water
>flow again in the water fountains of America.

	Georgie would also mention this in his commercials :

	We have seen the end of the cold war. Water Fountains can now
	begin working in Moscow and Berlin. We must become a Water 
	Superpower now, create a new world order, where American
	Water is the best. Our solution is to look into the vapor,
	theirs is to look underwater......We will strive to keep
	foreign markets open for American water..... And to all the
	brave young men and women of Desert Storm, who did a great
	job of keeping water fountains working in Kuwait.....
================================================================================
====            NOT PAID FOR BY THE BUSH-QUAYLE CAMPAIGN(e).                ====
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: NoTitle
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 01:23:45 GMT

>	If a he-faggat marries a she-faggat, can they have little fagggats?
>
Yeah shure.
What the hell is a faggat?







Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: shadow@r-node.gts.org (Jay Chu)
Subject: Request: SHIT LIST
Followup-To: rec.humor, rec.humor.funny
Organization: R-node Public Access UNIX Information System (416-249-5366)
Date: Sun, 04 Oct 1992 01:04:44 GMT

I saw the PISS LIST a while ago.  How about a funny SHIT LIST?

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From: cmussack@slate.mines.colorado.edu (MUSSACK CHRISTOPHER )
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: Catholic jokes
Keywords: Catholic Religion
Date: 28 Sep 92 13:24:33 GMT
Organization: Colorado School of Mines

Father McLaughlin entered the library and saw Sr. Mary Katherine
at the helper's desk.
"Sister, I'm giving a lecture to the boys at St. Jonathin's next
Thursday and I was wanting some references on the Arian Heresy."
Sister looked at him shocked and suggested he try the secular
library. Father Mac was honestly taken aback.
"Why sister, whatever causes you to be so upset at my request for
historical references on the Arian Heresy?"
"Oh forgive me Father, I thought you said _Marian_Fallacy_!"
From: pochanay@cae.wisc.edu (Adisak Pochanayon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: smilies
Keywords: smilies emoticons
Date: 3 Oct 92 01:14:39 GMT
Organization: College of Engineering, Univ. of Wisconsin--Madison

In article <25SEP199217000976@erich.triumf.ca> music@erich.triumf.ca (FRED W. BACH) writes:
>In article <1992Sep23.130457.473@ultb.isc.rit.edu>, ebp4907@ultb.isc.rit.edu (E.B. Palmer) writes...
>> 
>
>   [ a huge number of smilies omitted ]
>
>   The CBC says these are now called "emoticons" which is a short form
> of "emotion-evoking icons"  I think.  
>
>   What does the net think about the word "emoticon" ?
>
> Fred W. Bach ,    Operations Group        |  Internet: music@erich.triumf.ca

I say :)\<-8  (smiley beating off with lefty)

> TRIUMF (TRI-University Meson Facility)    |  Voice:  604-222-1047 loc 278/419
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>
> These are my opinions, which should ONLY make you read, think, and question.
> They do NOT necessarily reflect the views of my employer or fellow workers.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: i0b8356@summa.tamu.edu (BERRIOS, IVAN)
Subject: Re: rec.humor
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Distribution: rec
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 04:37:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.133407.15195@vax5.cit.cornell.edu>, jm8x@vax5.cit.cornell.edu writes...
>Hi there all. Does anyone have a copy of Norm's one liners from "Cheers?"
>I saw it on this group last spring but I didn't save a copy (foolish I know)
>If you have it, could you please send me a copy directly. I don't get on the
>net much. Thanks for all your help, keep laughing.
> 
>Manish
>or in%"jm8x@vax5.cit.cornell.edu"
> 
> 

Could someone send a copy to me too please!!!

	Ivan...............i0b8356@summa.tamu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au (Matthew Deshon)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Centre for Language Teaching and Research, Uni of Queensland, AUSTRALIA.
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 01:26:56 GMT

hill@spot.Colorado.EDU (Michael Hill) writes:

>In article <5wFwRB1w165w@bluemoon.rn.com> shc@bluemoon.rn.com (n shane chambers) writes:
>>
>>If they leave them turned off all the time, what do they use them for?
>>
>>                ...door stops?  :)

>No, no, no - that's what they're used for when they're ON!!  :^)

In my experience, they make lousy door-stops.  My foot keeps going 
through the screen.

ObJoke: How do you accelerate a mac?
        
        At 32 ft/sec/sec
:)

matt

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Matt Deshon	  				
Applications Programmer,                     "And all my instincts they return,
Centre for Language Teaching and Research     The grand facade so soon will burn
University of Queensland		      Without a noise, without my pride
email : mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au		      I reach out from the inside."
Phone : +61 7 365 6915				- Peter Gabriel