From: ichikawa@cs.uiuc.edu (Itaru Ichikawa)
Newsgroups: fj.jokes
Subject: a
Date: 31 Aug 92 15:36:48 GMT
Reply-To: ichikawa@cs.uiuc.edu
Followup-To: fj.jokes
Distribution: fj
Organization: HCI Lab., DCS, UIUC, IL, USA


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