From: htuttle@nyx.cs.du.edu (Harry Tuttle)
Subject: Re: Dan Quayle My Hero !!!!!!!!!!
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Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 23:21:07 GMT

In article <1992Nov23.003441.7954@pellns.alleg.edu> paT bUcHAnaN writes:
>In article <1992Nov20.221348.4668@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>  
>htuttle@nyx.cs.du.edu (Harry Tuttle) writes:
>> In article <92324.212708KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu> KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu (Ku
t 
>> udwick) writes:
>> >In article <1992Nov16.164632.29867@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>,  
>htuttle@nyx.cs.
>> u.edu
>> >(Harry Tuttle) says:
>> >
>> >>>Say... isn't that, "a beakon of truth," as it was in the official  
>Quay
>> e
>> >>>family Christmas card of a couple of years ago...?
>> >
>> >>I'm glad that you think he is a schmuck as well.
>> >
>> >>We have another convert!
>> >
>> >Oh, for crying out loud.  I think Quayle is great, but I still have a
 
>se
>> se
>> >of humor about him.  Is this something you can't understand?
>> >
>> >Maybe it -is- true that liberals don't have a sense of humor.
>> >
>> >------------
>> >Kurt Ludwick
>> >------------
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Kurt, Kurt, Kurt.
>>  
>> You know how medicine bottles have child-proof tops so little kids
>> who don't know any better can't hurt themselves?
>> 
>> Well, I guess my posts are going to have to have Kurt-proof explanatio
s
>> so you don't sound silly anymore.  (Although I don't know if I alone
>> can make you stop sounding silly...that's someone you'll have to work
>> out on your own).
>> 
>> I guess this is how my post should have read:
>> 
>> Hey, Kurt!  This is Harry.  We don't agree on political views.  I know
>> that you (Kurt) are a big fan of Dan Quayl whereas I (Harry) am not.
>> 
>> Here I go, I'm using sarcasm now.  Note the sarcasm that I am using!
>> Watch as I sarcastically turn your words around and make people think
>> that you (Kurt) actually don't like Quayl!  Ha ha ha, pretty funny,
>> right?  
>> 
>> You see, it takes something away from the tone of the post if I have
>> to telegraph everything, but hey, if that's what it takes...
>> 
>> BTW, didja notice how I didn't resort to silly generalizations about
>> an entire group's sense of humor?  P
>> 
>> Pay close attention, Kurt, and maybe someday you'll be able to 
>> post as well as I do.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Harry Tuttle.
>> The Man, The Myth, The Conservative-Stomper
>> 
>> 
>
>Harry, please don't inhale the smoke you're trying to blow up everyone's
 
>ass.  Your main pal Slick wouldn't want you to inhale.  As far as Quayle
 
>goes, I like him.  Tell me one thing that he's done wrong during the las
  
>four years.  And you can leave out the potato thing.  That doesn't affec
  
>the country at all.  But, I guess that's all you liberals have on Quayle
  
>that he can't spell potato.  And , BTW, I didn't learn anything from you
  
>post except how to sound like an idiot.
>
>*****If the opposite of Pro
>     is Con.
>     What's the opposite 
>     of Progress?*****



I shouldn't even waste my time (or net-space) in flaming you, but 
I couldn't resist.  My guess is that your response to me was a joke,
right?  You were kidding about Quayle, right?

Good, I thought so.  Pretty funny.  You wacky conservatives always crack
me up.

And witty too!  The line about blowing smoke up everyone's ass was 
as priceless as it was nonsensical.  

Yessir, you are about as entertaining as a videotape of Pat Buchanan
sodomizing Dan Quayle with a garden weasel.

If you aren't up to my caliber, then don't bother posting.  It just 
makes you look dumber.


Harry "The Liberal Juggernaut" Tuttle: 
Eating Conservatives (like you) for Breakfast since 1980


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