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From: guppy@wixer.cactus.org (Jennifer Mery)
Subject: Re: I'm still not convinced Kramer is just Kramer
Summary: Get real
Keywords: KRAMER
Organization: Real/Time Communications
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 06:49:32 GMT

In article <Bs5zB0.96y@news.cso.uiuc.edu> emgg1058@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Gaert
ner) writes:
>If we've confirmed that Kramer's mom's first name is Babs, and based on
>the fact that Jerry called her 'Mrs. Kramer', Obviously the only
>logical conclusion to be drawn from this is that 'Kramer' is Kramer's
>LAST NAME! Just because the network tries to pretend he doesn't have a
>first name ( to be like Cher Obviously ) doesn't mean he doesn't have one.

Well since we don't have a first name, he's just Kramer, and he doesn't have
a first name until they give him one (like Angus MacGyver and Thaddeus the
Chief). So his last and ONLY name is Kramer! I never did find out Quincy's
first name, unless it was Doctor :). The IRS considers all one named persons
to have no first name, just the last name so as far as we know now, if Kramer
ever files a tax return (this may never happen) his name would be -<Kramer.
("<" marks the beginning of the last name)

"network tries to pretend he doesn't have a first name" sheesh, even Jerry
live in person has said that Kramer's name is Kramer. furrfu!

jam
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From: rspw@backyard.bellcore.com (Bob Warznak)
Subject: Seinfeld Olympic Moments
Organization: Bell Communications Research
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 16:56:44 GMT

There's been a lot of talk lately about the Seinfeld Olympic
moments on the Seinfeld mailing list, so I thought I would
cross post this to this group.  Basically were looking to
make a complete list of all of the moments.

Here's what I know of so far.  I pulled most of the descriptions from
previous posts and email sent to me.  They are in no particular order
and include approximate air dates.  Feel free to embellish the
descriptions.

Moment #1 (aired night 7/22 and night 7/23)
An NBC Olympic promo set in Jerry and gang's favorite coffee shop.
Jerry and George were giving the olympic torch runner conflicting
directions through NYC.  It occurred between the one commercial
break in the middle of Seinfeld.

Moment #2 (aired night 7/25)
Set in Jerry's apartment, with Jerry talking to Elaine on the phone
about someone coming over to look at the trouble with his oven.  "I
think the pilot light went out", then the guy with the torch shows
up and lights it up.

Moment #3 (aired night 7/25)
The other one has Jerry and George talking in the coffee shop.  The
torch guy runs in, picks up a bag and leaves.  George asks "aren't
you supposed to tip on take out orders?".  Jerry just says something
like "When you're carrying a torch?".

Moment #4 (aired  morning 7/27)
The phone in Jerry's apartment rings while he's unlocking his door
and it's a guy from a radio station leaving him a message telling him
that he,Jerry, just missed a trip to Barcelona. When Jerry finally
walks in,the radio guy already hung up. Jerry picks up the receiver
and goes "Hello Hello Hello ....".

Moment #5 (unknown air time)
George and Jerry are in the cafe, and they're talking about the
gymnasts.

Moment #6 (aired night 7/27)
George and Jerry in the middle of a conversation.  Let's listen in:
Jerry: "I'm telling you.  Its an actual dive now."
George: "He messed up and hit his head on the springboard!"
Jerry:  "Yeah, but the skill involved gives it the highest difficulty of
all dives - it's called the Greg Louganis - half-gainer - no-brainer!"

Moment #7 (aired night 7/27)
Kramer in the Cafe and tries to show off his olympic gymnastics
talent and grace, and ens up falling over and taking some tables in
the room with him.  One of those "only Kramer could do it and make
it funny" moments....

So far, I've got 2,3 and 7 on tape and I'll be looking for more.
 
-- 
Bob Warznak
rspw@backyard.bellcore.com
Bell Communications Research
(908) 699-2488
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From: jw@mck-csc.mckinsey.com (Jeffrey Weiss)
Subject: Re: Kramer's name
Organization: McKinsey & Co., Cambridge Systems Center
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 20:09:44 GMT

From the fingers of mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel):

> Kramer is Kramer (and Kramer only), just as Cher is Cher.
> I believe this was decided in this newsgroup some time ago.

Actually, Kramer is Mr. <something> Kramer, where <something> is unknown at
present because nobody uses his first name.  The writers may not even have
decided on it yet.

On the other hand, Cher is short for Cherlyn Sarkisian (spelling may be off).
--
jw (still waiting to hear what's the deal with "Prognosis Negative")
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Jeffrey Weiss
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
From: mjkugel@iastate.edu (Michael J Kugel)
Subject: Newman
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, IA
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 21:15:47 GMT

So who's going to write a Newman FAQ?
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
From: cs348b8@ibma7.cs.uiuc.edu (ranjana jain)
Subject: Tonight's episode
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 17:51:11 GMT

Does anyone know what tonight's episode is about?

R. Jain
From: jcp29389@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (BEACH VOLLEYBALL!!!)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: a little help?
Date: 28 Jul 92 16:26:45 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

to any newsgroup stud (or studettes) out there......

my school's system just picked up this group today, but it looks as if this 
group has been around for a while, so i need to know if there is a way to 
access all or most of the previous posts.  is there a way to do this or am i
up shit creek?

just wondering...

jay
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From: bates@kronos.arc.nasa.gov (Andrew Bates)
Subject: Re: Intertwined Plots
Organization: NASA/ARC Information Sciences Division
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 22:57:36 GMT

In article <wePdzNu00WBKI1CFsV@andrew.cmu.edu> Nolan McCarty <nm20+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>
>    It's been a maxim of sitcoms for quite some time that everybody in
>sitcom land knows everybody else in sitcom land AT LEAST AT THE SAME
>NETWORK. There have been several occasions where sitcom characters from
>one sitcom appeared in character on another sitcom for the same network.
>However, I think that Murphy Brown being on Seinfeld is the first
>inter-network cameo of this type. Given that late night talk show hosts
>still use the phrase "starring on another network", I was really
>surprised that NBC and CBS allowed this to happen. 

    On one episode of 'Batman', Colonel Klink of 'Hogan's Heroes' appeared
in a window whilJ Batman and Robin were climbing up the side of a building.
He mentions something about Colonel Hogan, and then leaves.  However, at
that time, the two shows were on different networks.  So 'Seinfeld' is not 
setting a precedent here.

	Andy Bates.
From: pat@mks.com (Pat Inglis)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Tonight's episode
Date: 23 Jul 92 12:51:20 GMT
Organization: Mortice Kern Systems Inc., Waterloo, Ontario, CANADA

Murphy: Are you familiar with the computer system, Mr. Snell?
Kramer: Oh, I'm familiar allright.
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
From: rspw@backyard.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Bob Warznak)
Subject: Re: Vocations?? 
Organization: Bell Communications Research
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 17:57:01 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.170754.7623@mlb.semi.harris.com>, mwp@ms9.mis.semi.harris.com (Mark W. Poole) writes:
|> We know how Seinfeld pays the rent, and that George has
|> no job, but what about Elaine and Kramer???  What do they
|> do??? I remember Elaine attempted to write a "Murphy Brown"
|> episode once.

Elaine works for Pendant Publishing (Those Bastards!).

|> Have I missed this in one of the episodes?

Yup.  It's been mentioned in a bunch of episodes.  Off hand, I can
remember that her work has been mentioned in the following episodes:

The Jacket    -  tells her father about Pendant  (Dad: Those Bastards)
The Stranded  -  tells person at party  (Jerry: Those Bastards)
The Statue    -  Working with Jerry's apartment cleaner's girlfriend's book
The Red Dot   -  Elaine gets George a job at Pendant
The Letter    -  Elaine goes to ballgame instead of boss' party. 

-- 
Bob Warznak
rspw@backyard.bellcore.com
Bell Communications Research
(908) 699-2488
From: jlinder@Bonnie.ICS.UCI.EDU (Darrow Linder)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Last night's episode
Date: 25 Jul 92 05:48:12 GMT
In-reply-to: Your message of 23 Jul 92 23:27:08 +0000.
             <91784@bu.edu>

>P.S.  Does Kramer have a first (last?) name?


I don't even think Kramer knows....

-Darrow
From: machman@milton.u.washington.edu (The Machman)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Seinfeld & The Far Side - the connection :-)
Date: 24 Jul 92 22:19:16 GMT
Organization: University of Washington

gpgabb@sdrc.com (Rob Gabbard) writes:
>
>For those with the Far Side 1992 Off-the-Wall Calendar, check out July 31st !

and for those of us without, could someone cool enough to have this calendar 
please let us poor slobs know what we're missing?

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From: fehr@ms.uky.edu (Jeff Davis)
Subject: Re: Seinfeld Olympic Moments
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 17:31:55 GMT
Organization: Loose Affiliation of Millionaires and Billionaires and Baby

There were also 

a George and Jerry at the coffee shop one. George exclaims about
the 13 yr old Chinese diver, how he at 13 was running through a
sprinkler with an inner tube. Jerry considers this. After about
a standing 8 he says something like "women mature sooner than men"
and resumes reading his paper.

another G&J ATCS: Why is it that only athletes get nicknames? Karl
"Mailman" Malone? Wouldn't it be neat if, say, authors got nicknames?
Leo "Prime Time" Tolstoy
Judith "In Your Face" Krantz

et alia.
-- 
Jeff Davis <davis@keats.ca.uky.edu> Older than before.
From: hoak@carl.ma.utexas.edu (Heather Hoak)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Kramer's last or first name
Keywords: Kramer
Date: 29 Jul 92 19:02:25 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at Austin Mathematics

The nose job episode does not reveal Kramer's other name.  She says
"I went to his doctor" while standing next to him and giving him
a starry-eyed look.

I think we should start up more interesting conversations than 
the exact wording of phrases or whether or not the network
caught the swearing on an episode. come on folks, let's get 
a life!
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
From: dbsjwb@Edm.Arco.COM
Subject: Re: Seinfeld Olympic moment 7/30
Originator: dbsjwb@doofus
Reply-To: bielak@arco.com
Organization: ARCO Oil and Gas Company
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 15:24:07 GMT


In article <12473@glenn>, glenn@Software.Mitel.COM (Glenn Thrower) writes: 
|> 
|> I may not have got the phrases 100% correct so forgive me for any mistakes.
                                                  ^^^^^^^^^^
no way, man! no way!

:-/


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
From: emgg1058@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Gaertner)
Subject: I'm still not convinced Kramer is just Kramer
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 18:56:58 GMT




If we've confirmed that Kramer's mom's first name is Babs, and based on
the fact that Jerry called her 'Mrs. Kramer', Obviously the only
logical conclusion to be drawn from this is that 'Kramer' is Kramer's
LAST NAME! Just because the network tries to pretend he doesn't have a 
first name ( to be like Cher Obviously ) doesn't mean he doesn't have one.

Case in point: I have a friend named Kramer, Kramer is his last name but
everybody calls him Psycho for short. Just because nobody uses his first 
name doesn't mean he doesn't have one.


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Matt Gaertner              My favorite Kramer Joke: Jerry tells Elaine he's
University of Illinois     being audited or something and she says,'Ooh, 
Urbana-Champaign           thats karma.' Then Jerry says,'No, thats Krama.'
emgg1058@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
From: synth@deepthought.unm.edu (Synth F. Oberheim)
Subject: Re: The female on baord...
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 08:10:33 GMT
Organization: SynthMedia Productions Ltd.: The Danes Call It Quality
Distribution: na


marcus@vestek.com (Mark Stephen) writes:

Mark> accroupi@carson.u.washington.edu (Ziggarigadingdon) writes:
>Flame on here, I have only seen Sienfeld once, just this last week and
>I LOVE it.. I have to know who the female friend of theirs is, and
>what else she is in.... am I the only one who thinks she is good looking?

Not by a longshot. :-)

> I guess its time to start the 'what else has Julia Louise-Dreyfuss
Mark> been in ?'

Please please, people, at least spell her name correctly!
Julia Louis-Dreyfus.  No 'e' in Louis.  (Pronounced "Louie".)


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Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 08:02:33 -0400 
From: Nolan McCarty <nm20+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Intertwined Plots


    It's been a maxim of sitcoms for quite some time that everybody in
sitcom land knows everybody else in sitcom land AT LEAST AT THE SAME
NETWORK. There have been several occasions where sitcom characters from
one sitcom appeared in character on another sitcom for the same network.
However, I think that Murphy Brown being on Seinfeld is the first
inter-network cameo of this type. Given that late night talk show hosts
still use the phrase "starring on another network", I was really
surprised that NBC and CBS allowed this to happen. 

 Nolan McCarty
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
From: nsridhar@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Natarajan Sridhar)
Subject: Re: Seinfeld spot (non-Olympic)
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 20:43:47 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.185042.10542@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> astefani@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Anthony Stefanidis) writes:
>Yesterday evening there was a Seinfeld spot on TV, similarly to the Olympic 
>ones where the guy who does Unsolved Mysteries (the one who used to play in TVs
>Untouchables) shows up with his raincoat and stuff and starts talking seriously
>about 4 guys missing from NYC. He mentions that they were talking about rather 
>irrelevant aspects of life (or something like that) and then Jerry shows up
>and even calls him by his first name! My description is very poor but the spo 
>was so hilarious that I could barely follow it. The guy's voice is 
>unbelievable!
>
>Anthony Stefanidis
>Ohio St8

Yeah. I saw this one. At first I thought it was Robert Stack (??) doing an ad
for Unsolved Mysteries (I obviously wasn't paying much attention to his words).But I spotted Seinfeld's "hanging bike" in the background, and just caught Seinfeld appearing behind Stack and saying something like "Don't worry , Bob. We are right behind you, as always on Wednesdays". Sorry about the fuzzy info, but I hope I get to see the whole thing again ..

Sridhar
From: amm@rtpvl1.enet.dec.com (anita magenheim)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Last night's episode
Keywords: Under-the-breath cursing
Date: 23 Jul 92 17:16:13 GMT
Reply-To: amm@rtpvl1.enet.dec.com (anita magenheim)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


As an earlier "poster" pointed out, Elaine and George both muttered curses - 
what a hoot!

Also:

Elaine:  I gotta get some new friends...

and

George:  Cut it out, Kramer.  You're freaking me out...

--
Anita Magenheim
DEC, Research Triangle Park, North Carolina

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
"Too many times we stand aside, And let the waters slip away;
 'Til what we put off 'til tomorrow, Has now become today.
 So don't you sit upon the shoreline, And say you're satisfied;
 Choose to chance the rapids, And dare to dance the tide..."

			- "The River", by Garth Brooks
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From: kevink@fugitive.soac.bellcore.com (Kevin Klinge)
Subject: Re: Vocations?? 
Organization: Bell Communications Research
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 17:50:04 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.170754.7623@mlb.semi.harris.com>, mwp@ms9.mis.semi.harris.com (Mark W. Poole) writes:
|> We know how Seinfeld pays the rent, and that George has
|> no job, but what about Elaine and Kramer???  What do they
|> do??? I remember Elaine attempted to write a "Murphy Brown"
|> episode once.
|> 
|> Have I missed this in one of the episodes?

Yes and no.

Elaine reviews books for Pendant Publishers ("Pendant, those bastards!")
which has been a part of at least five episodes I can think of :

The Jacket - "Master of the House"
The Statue - "Police! Up against the wall"
The Red Dot - "Was that wrong?"
The Library - "Cantstandya, cantstandya"
The Letter  - "He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can't look away."

Kramer, on the other hand, has no job that has been mentioned.  Trust
me, the less we know about Kramer (and this includes his one and only
name of "Kramer"), the better.  His mysteriousness (including both his 
job or means of income and name) is all part of his character, IMHO.

-- 

Kevin H. Klinge
Bell Communications Research
kevink@soac.bellcore.com
From: gpgabb@sdrc.com (Rob Gabbard)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Seinfeld & The Far Side - the connection :-)
Date: 23 Jul 92 14:13:19 GMT
Reply-To: rob.gabbard@sdrc.com
Followup-To: alt.tv.seinfeld
Organization: SDRC, Graphics & User Interface Group



For those with the Far Side 1992 Off-the-Wall Calendar, check out July 31st !

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From: chari@emil.ma.utexas.edu (Christopher M. Whatley)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Kramer's last or first name
Date: 31 Jul 92 14:32:53 GMT
Organization: /d5/staff/chari/.organization
Originator: chari@emil.ma.utexas.edu


In article <1992Jul30.224832.5765@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> tmcdonal@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Tom McDonald) writes:

   In article <1992Jul29.190225.11793@math.utexas.edu> hoak@carl.ma.utexas.edu 
   (Heather Hoak) writes:
   >
   >I think we should start up more interesting conversations than 
   >the exact wording of phrases or whether or not the network
   >caught the swearing on an episode. come on folks, let's get 
   >a life!

   Here, here!
   This is another Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song time 
   (paraphrased it's "If you're thinking about too many technical 
   points, just keep telling yourself it's just a show.")

I think that the exact words are "If you wonder when they eat or sleep
and other science facts, you should tell yourself, It's just a show,
you should really just relax". :) Maybe the extreme sarcasm of my
posting doesn't come through too well text-only.

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E-mail: chari@{math,emx,cs}.utexas.edu,	 |  it harder!"
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
From: ph2p@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Peter F. Hayward)
Subject: Re: Last night's episode
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 18:55:10 GMT

Key-brothers!
From: jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle )
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Tiny Toons Referenced by Disney
Date: 28 Jul 92 03:38:14 GMT
Followup-To: Synth's idea of celebrating
Organization: California State University, Bakersfield

I believe cracking open a six-pack of fresh carrots would be in order.

Jennifer
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Date: Wednesday, 29 Jul 1992 17:25:46 MST
From: <AUDMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: Mad (was Re: The Raven)
Distribution: usa
 <1992Jul24.105219.26791@ncsu.edu> <1992Jul24.181314.19545@cbnewsi.cb.att.com>
 <l71asbINNlk@aludra.usc.edu>

In article <l71asbINNlk@aludra.usc.edu>, rjung@aludra.usc.edu (Robert A. Jung)
says:
>
>  Well, get off your duffs and write those letters!

(Dave reads this line.  The part of his brain that makes really obscure
connections kicks in.  He stares at it for a bit.  Yep, it still says that.
He turns to himself (neat trick) and says "Dave, you have a _sick_ mind."
He nods.)

If the preceding makes no sense, good.  Ignore it.  If, on the other hand, it
suddenly calls to mind the same incredibly scary image that it called to my
mind...well, it was too scary not to mention.

Making everyone's day a bit more surreal,

David Hungerford  AUDMAH@ASUACAD.BITNET  Opinions?  Mine, all mine!!!
From: rjung@ALUDRA.USC.EDU (Robert Jung)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: Re: Re. WB address (was Re: Mad (was Re: The Raven))
Date: 28 Jul 92 03:08:28 GMT
Organization: Southern California Lynx Enthusiasts

In article <1992Jul27.232716.1197@wariat.org> you write:
>What is WB's mailing address?

  Once again, from the TTAUEC and the Bug-WB-with-letters-until-they-relent-
and-produce-more-new-episode headquarters:

  If you're mad as heck and want more new TTA, write in and DEMAND them! Send
those letters, postcards, and pleas to:

                                        Tiny Toon Adventures
    Bob Daly                            Warner Animation
    Warner Bros. / Burbank Studios      15303 Ventura Boulevard
    4000 Warner Boulevard               Suite 1100
    Burbank, CA  91523                  Sherman Oaks, CA  91403

    (President of Warner Bros.)         (TTA Writers and Staff)

>Let's start writing those letters...

  That's the spirit!

                                                --R.J.
                                                B-)

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