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From: darmstro@acs.ucalgary.ca (Debby Armstrong)
Subject: Practicing for Their Honeymoon ... an Urban Legend
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 20:50:27 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

PRACTICING FOR THEIR HONEYMOON by Jan Harold Brunvand

When a minister tells you a story, you ought to believe it, right?

M.H. for Fort Wayne, Ind., has her doubts.  She finds it hard to
believe this racy story, even though it was told as truth by a
local minister.

A young couple, engaged to be married, had scheduled a premarital
counselling session with a minister.  But they failed to show up,
so the next morning the minister called the bride-to-be's home.

"She's in the hospital," the young woman's mother told the
minister.  "She probably wants to tell you herself why she didn't
show, though."

So the minister went to the hospital, and there he found the young
woman in traction with a broken leg and collarbone.  But the
accident had left her feeling more embarrassed than pained.

She said her parents were going out of town for the weekend, and
asked her to house sit.  She and her fiance decided that this would
be a perfect chance to "practice for their honeymoon."  So as soon
as her parents left, they set about "practising" in her parents
bedroom.

Not long afterward the phone rang.  It was her mother, in a panic. 
She had left the iron on in the basement.  Would they please turn
it off?

The fiance playfully picked her up and carried her to the top of
the basement stairs.  Both of them were still naked.  When she
switched on the lights, shouts of "Surprise!  Surprise!" came from
the basement.  Her parents were standing at the bottom of the
stairs, along with relatives, in-laws and friends.  It was a
surprise wedding shower!

The shock was too great for the fiance.  He dropped her and fled. 
She rolled down the stairs and lay there naked, while her family
gaped.  Her grandmother reached for her heart medicine.  Everyone
was too shocked to cover her.

So, the minister concluded, the couple was never legally joined. 
"The girl went crazy," he said, "and the guy left town."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bart:  "Sir, did you lose your arm in the war?"
Herman (?):  "Well, let's just say that the next time your teacher tells you
not to stick your arm out the bus window, you DO IT!" 
                --  Bart in "The General"
Xref: sparky rec.humor:34653 rec.humor.d:2696
From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: I don't get 10/28 Far Side
Date: 23 Nov 92 20:11:29 GMT
Organization: Memphis State University

dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:
> 
> I don't understand the Far Side calendar for Wednesday, Oct. 28.  On a
> shelf there are three pickle-jar type things (like lab specimens)
> and the caption is "Broca's brain, appendix, and baseball glove"

Now that everyone understands the reference to Broca's brain and
the humor still isn't evident, perhaps we could quit beating that dead
horse and consider the possibility that the humor resides in the baseball
glove and its ties to the other two.

In any case, I think Gary Larson owes it to the world to bequeath _his_
brain to science. 

My personal favorite is a room full of dead cats. There is a chalk board
filled with formulas and symbols, a table of test tubes and beakers, and
a detective dog talking to a police dog. "What killed these cats was
curiosity."

oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo     Binary 4s all around.  And a "bit-bird" to you too!     oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis (nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu)    oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
From: mos@gasco.com (Mark O'Shea  x1527)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Presidential Campaign Test
Date: 16 Nov 92 23:57:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: gasco.1992Nov16.235753.29177
Organization: NorthWest Natural Gas Company, Portland Oregon.
Originator: mos@cetus


This was misnamed, it should be: Liberal's Presidential Campaign Test.
From: sl3nf@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Life in the slow lane.SKIP/NEWSGROUP
Date: 18 Nov 92 16:20:07 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

	Eat...
	Drink...
	And be merry...
	For tomorrow...
	You may be...
	In...

	UTAH!!!

         "Time well spent is a waste indeed."
                 sniggerfardimungus
                in%"sl3nf@cc.usu.edu"
         The usual disclaimers apply anywhere 
              you can find a sticky spot.
From: chic@chopin.udel.edu (Robert L Chiccarine)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: AL BUNDY'S NUDIE BAR POEM?
Date: 23 Nov 92 15:57:56 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

In article <92327.221004MFM104@psuvm.psu.edu> Markus <MFM104@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Does anybosy remember the words to al bundy's nudie bar poem i believe one of t
>he lines went like this:
>
>           at the nudie bar
>           where you can look at a thigh
>           and blacken an eye
>           at the nudie bar
>
>that's all i remember any additions???? please e-mail thanks

I remember bits

	    Where the music stinks,
	    and they water the drinks.
	    The nudie bar

	    Where you see their but,
	    and their mouth stays shut.
	    the nudie bar
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jim@fuji.eng.yale.edu (James J. Szinger)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: Yale University, Intelligent Sensors Lab, Elect. Eng.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 12:33:59 GMT

In article <1992Nov20.065811.26134@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
el8g@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (The Almighty) writes:

   I'm sick of hearing people laugh at all the others and say the joke
   does not exist.  I heard, it exists.  Its not that funny, its not
   vile, its not disgusting, its simply a stupid joke that people
   say when they're in long feeder-type lines in places like 
   Disney World and Great Adventure.  Its not that good, as a matter
   of fact, its only worth comes from the fact that its long and
   it passes the time in the lines.   For all of you who want to hear it
   forget it,  reading the joke on the network would suck.  But I assure
   you it exists,

This must not be the same joke I saw on alt.tasteless.jokes
sometime last month.  I was laughing so hard that I forgot to save
a copy.  It is a JOKE above all lesser jokes.  But be warned, it
is also not for the weak-hearted.  I was vomiting for a week
after reading the GGBJ.  Have you ever vomited while laughing?
It's bad.  The stuff goes up you nose.  I would type it in for
you, but for these reasons three:

I don't remember all of it and the beauty is in the details.

I'm not that good a joke teller.

And, it's lunch time.

Jim
--
James Szinger                        jim@fuji.eng.yale.edu

"He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad."
From: sie_0180@bigdog.engr.arizona.edu (Bruce Rechichar)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
Subject: Re: Pickup Line List wanted!
Date: 22 Nov 92 09:07:41 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Arizona

In article <By21Mw.AKy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> griffin@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Zack Thompson) writes:
>
>Howdy-
>
>ZT here.
>
>How about: "So.  Ya' wanna fuck or should I apologize?"
>
>I saw this one used over the 'phone' of Ball State's VAX.  After a pause,
>  the chick came back at him with "Well, you better start apologizing damn
>  quick, my boyfriend's reading this over my shoulder..."  Oops.
>
>Just for the Record.
>
>                       The Crystal Griffin

How about.  
     Screw me if iam wrong but you want to fuck me don't you?

Brewski....
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
From: Morten Leikvoll
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic
Keywords: mon-key, hon-key-tonk, ..
Organization: Heaven unlimited co.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 12:14:57 GMT

Why waste time on this newsgroup when we all should try to solve the
worlds main problem => *find a base 0 arithmetic*

That would definitely solve it all! (both differential equations and recurrence
relations and sexual abuse of n'th degree)

-Morten Leikvoll / leikvoll@hsr.no (Is it short enough?)
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? (bold underline)
From: v140pxgt@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Windsor Castle on fire!!
Keywords: burn baby burn...
Date: 24 Nov 92 03:31:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <corneliu.722493486@marsh>, corneliu@cs.curtin.edu.au (Nigel Cornelius) writes...
> 
>Here are a few reasons why Windsor castle got burned...
> 
>1. The queen was smoking in bed!!
> 
>2. Di's kids were playing with matches.
> 
>3. The IRA were invited for a barbeque.
> 
>4. The queen was lighting her own farts
>If you've got more, let's hear them...

It was the inner strife in the family breaking into the real.
(come on, if this were fiction it would be an unmistakeable metaphor)

Andrew heard Fergie was coming round.

Somebody heard John Major was coming round.

That former palace guard who was fired for his drug problems came back 
to see if Di was around because he had some *AWESOME* weed, and he got
to smoking some, and it really was awesome, and he got too stoned.

					Dan Case
					V140PXGT@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu
From: paul@tivoli.UUCP (Paul Greenspan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ASCII Pictures, Please
Date: 17 Nov 92 15:42:16 GMT
Reply-To: paul@tivoli.com (Paul Greenspan)
Organization: TIVOLI Systems


Could someone please send me some ASCII pictures, please.


Thanks, Paul

-- 
Paul Greenspan              paul@tivoli.com 
Tivoli Systems              6034 West Courtyard, Suite 210
Austin, Texas  78730        (512) 794-9070  /  FAX (512) 794-0623
From: zeke@znext (james dehnert)
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Reply-To: zeke@znext.cts.com
Organization: pnet
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 18:38:56 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.231825.61069@cc.usu.edu> sl3nf@cc.usu.edu writes:
- In article <1992Nov19.214734.120505@zeus.calpoly.edu>,  
gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Wesley) writes:
- > Once again, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Richman) says:
- >>In article <19934.2b07c212@ul.ie> 9111298@ul.ie writes:
- >>>In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom  
Walcott) writes:
- >>>> In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp  
(Matthew Ryan) writes:
- >>>>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>  
da003b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
- >>>>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr  
S J Liddicott) writes:
- >>>>>>
- >>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
- >>>>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
- >>>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
- >>>>>>>they'd be....
- >>>>>>
- >>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
- >>>>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
- >>>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
- >>>>>>they'd be...
- >>>>>>
- >>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
- >>>>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
- >>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
- >>>>>they'd be...
- >>>> 
- >>>> 999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
- >>>> 999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
- >>>> and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
- >>>> they'd be...
- >>>> 
- >>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
- >>> 999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
- >>> And if one green bottle should accidentally fall
- >>> there'd be...
- >>>
- >>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
- >>999,999,994 Green bottles hanging on the wall
- >>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
- >>they'd be....
- > 
- > 999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
- > 999,999,993 Green bottles hanging on the wall
- > and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
- > they'd be....
- 
- 999,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
- 999,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
- and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
- they'd be...
- 
- 		He, he.. I want to see this thing out!
  AHHHHGGGGGGG!!  I run into the damn room and epmty 20 rounds of 20 gauge at  
the bottle wall!!!!!

2 Green bottles hanging on the wall
2 Green bottles hanging on the wall
and if one of those bottles should happen to fall
they'd be just enough time to ge some more shotgun ammo.

  I'll be back.

 
-- 
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+=   =+   James "Zeke" Dehnert        zeke@znext.cts.com  +=   =+
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Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
From: beegle@ftp.phy.uab.edu (Earthbound)
Subject: Re: Pickup Line List wanted!
Organization: University of Alabama at Birmingham
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 20:10:24 GMT

"I was thinking of asking you out, but I want to be a supreme court
Justics one day."
-- 
Luke

	"I don't feel so good."	
				Last words of Luther Burbank
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: West Virginia Jokes
Date: 19 Nov 92 06:22:48 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1eedikINNfg5@faatcrl.Faa.Gov>, frankc@faatcrl (Frank Coffman) writes
:
>mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:
>
>>What do you call an only child in West Virginia?
>>    Virgin
>>Did you hear the west virginians have a new use for sheep?
>>    Wool
>>How can a west virginian tell when her daughter is having her period?
>>    By the taste of her son's penis
>>What do west virginians do on Halloween?
>>    Pumpkin
>>Why didn't the West virginian want his son to marry a virgin?
>>    Well if she ain't good enough for her own family, she sho ain't good
>>    enough for ours
>>There are more but I can't remember them right now.  IF YOU HAVE THEM POST
>>THEM.
>
>Hey, I heard all these jokes before, but they weren't about West Virginians, th
ey
>were about Lehigh Amumni.
>
>
>--
>*********************************************************************
>* Frank Coffman     TGF (Target Generation Facility)                *
>*                   FAA Technical Center, ACN-400c                  *
>*                   Atlantic City Int'l Airport, NJ 08405           *
>* Internet:frankc@tgf.tc.faa.gov                                    *
>*********************************************************************
>
Firstly, learn to spell, there are several drunken Lehigh wrestlers in my room
now ready to kick your ?Lafayette? ass, am I right about Lafayette buddy?  If
not it might be just because you are from New Jersey, so I have a jersey joke
for you, actually I have a couple:
What is the difference between garbage and a jersey girl?
    Sometimes, the garbage gets picked up (on the other hand they both smell)
What did the New Yorker do when his girl asked him to "Kiss me where it
smells"?
    Drove to New Jersey
Why do they only have drivers ed four days a week in New Jersey?
    They need the car for Sex ed on fridays.
-- 
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
758-0207
MLSA

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
From: deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 21 Nov 92 19:49:57 GMT
Organization: Heurikon Corporation, Madison, WI


In article <1992Nov17.213936.31265@ccad.uiowa.edu> pratheep@ccad.uiowa.edu (Pratheep Chidambaram) writes:
>include me too for the joke.
>I am very curious indeed.
>
>pratheep@herky.cs.uiowa.edu


     OK, you're included !    HAH!


     (Geez, this is too easy)




  objoke:   What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Hamster?
 


            One *dead* Hamster.            BLEAH! =)






tuobadnuor




--
deanc@ex.heurikon.com \  
                      /  When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.
                      \              
                      /                        --  Seneca (4 B.C. - A.D. 65)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: terjej@edb.tih.no (Terje Johansen,o90b)
Subject: Re: ggbj
Posting-Front-End: Winix Conference v 92.05.15  1.20 (running under MS-Windows)
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 15:37:01 GMT

In article <102260@bu.edu>, gulati@cs.bu.edu (Sanjay Gulati) writes:

>In article <16NOV199215351415@rosie.uh.edu> inde7fw@rosie.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny) writes:
>>
>> bullshit.  utter bullshit.
>>  i happen to know that the joke doesn't exist and it never did.
>>i'm not sure who you think you're fooling, but it sure as hell isn't me.
>>
>>
>>
>
>FYI this joke was last posted on APRIL 1 1991, now if u guys grovel
>enuff i might take pity and repost....
>
>
>
>--
>sg
>
I'll do the right thing, and kill this joke forever.
Yes, there IS actually a joke - in fact there are TWO jokes here!
The most recent joke in the GGBJ is the fact that it is not supposed
to exist....this is known to insiders, just like allegations to
Graig Shergold will make a few people groan.

The REAL, ORIGINAL joke is this: Consider a golfball. You are on
the tee, and smacks it 30-40-50 yards away! Now, to walk in a 
relaxed and gentlemanly manner through this acre of healthy fresh
green grass, looking for a golfball painted in a fresh green tint...
..yes, the joke IS on you.
This years best christmas-gift to avid golfplayers? Hey, maybe we ought
to send George a ball each - heaven knows he's been in the Bush often
enough...

Are you sure you wanted to read this?

-- 
Terje Johansen at Trondheim College of Engineering, Norway.

Bury me deep. The next generations will be hungry.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: e91petmo@odalix.ida.liu.se (Peter /\/\odin)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: CIS Dept, Univ of Linkoping, Sweden
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 20:24:13 GMT

jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jared Dahl) writes:

>In article <mLk6TB1w165w@mertwig.UUCP>, xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) writes:
>|> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
>|> 
>|> > In article <BxC0u8.LCE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jaso
>|> > >Matthew Crosby writes:
>|> > >>Geoff Green writes:
>|> > >>>Matthew B. M. Gibson (gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
>|> > >>>: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
>|> > >>>: >brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>|> > >>>: >>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) wri
>|> > >>>: >>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>|> > >>>: >>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>|> > >>>: >>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>|> > >>>: >>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>|> > >>>: >>>>>lines over and over again?
>|> > >>>: >>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>|> > >>>: >>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>|> > >>>: >>It's a rambling serenade!
>|> > >>>: >How is it made?
>|> > >>>: Well, you could use a blade.
>|> > >>>Or a spade :)
>|> > >>I wish this moronic thing would fade!
>|> > >But it's good for the economic diaper trade!
>|> > You're just wishin' you could get laid.
>|> Time for a panty raid.
>Stop this expensive charade!
You mean Roe vs. Wade?


--
=================================================================
 Peter Modin /// EMail: e91petmo@und.ida.liu.se       
 Dept. of of Computer Science, Linkoping University, Sweden  
      /// "Wait- suppose TWO swallows were carryin' it together?"
     ///  -------------------------------------------------------
\\\ ///   None of the above views are mine; they are stolen from
 \\X//    somebody else.
=================================================================
From: inde7fw@elroy.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 16 Nov 1992 12:53 CST
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: elroy.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <1992Nov14.181004.10441@spock.UUCP>, zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes...
>In article <13NOV199212201109@elroy.uh.edu> inde7fw@elroy.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny) writes:
>>In article <BxK7Cn.A6u@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman) writes...
>>>herm@merlin.etsu.edu (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>> 
> 
>Are you _sure_ you want to get the GGBJ?
>Your sysop might kill you....
  that's fine by me. just send me a copy and i'll deal with whoever i have to 
deal with. 



                                                      'preciate it,
                                                      dan
                                                      inde7fw@jetson.uh.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: reid@ucs.indiana.edu (Frank Reid)
Subject: mouse and eagle
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 16:52:25 GMT

A mouse was foraging in a field when an eagle suddenly swooped down,
grabbed the mouse, swallowed him whole, and flew back up into the sky.

The mouse began working around inside the eagle, eventually reaching
the asshole, stuck his head out and looked around.

"Hey, buddy!" the mouse yelled.

"What?" replied the eagle.

"How high up are we?"

"Oh, about 5000 feet."

"You wouldn't shit me, would you?

--

Frank     reid@ucs.indiana.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: moon@acca.nmsu.edu ('short attention span theater')
Subject: Re: LIFE1
Organization: Alternative Collegiate Computing Association
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 13:02:06 GMT

from an old cookie file:

"superman gets into clark kent's pants every morning"



-- 
99 logic errors in a program, 99 logic errors, fix one up, run it again, 
100 logic errors in a program. 100 logic errors in a program,100 logic errors, 
fix one up, run it again,101 logic errors in a program.101 logic errors in a 
program,101 logic errors, fix one up, run it again, 102 logic errors in a
From: cph0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHRISTOPHER PIETER HEYN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny firms/place names
Date: 20 Nov 92 04:17:33 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


>>Gee, I wonder if Virginville, Pa and Climax, Michigan are "sister cities"....
>
>>Hey!  If you don't like it -- go to Hell, Michigan!
>
>Well, they do say that Intercourse is next to Paradise . . . and it's
>true, I've seen the road signs myself.
>
>                                                               Beth
>
    Not only that, but Blueball and Bird-in-Hand are close neighbors.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bgohari@wam.umd.edu (Babak Gohari)
Subject: Re: CONNECTED NAME SEQUENCES 
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 05:11:48 GMT

Well, how about this:

Boy George Michael Jackson Brown University Washington Heights
----------         -------------            ------------------
    --------------         ---------------- 
           ---------------       ---------------------

Ok, would that be considered rank 7?

BTW, Washington Heights is a town nearby.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Subject: haha #4
Reply-To: "mike clemens" <mike.clemens@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: rec
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:01:24 EST

there was this sad girl in a wheel chair sitting by the beach. A
man walked by and said "Why are you sad?" She replied "Well, I've
never been kissed..." so he bent down and kissed her, then he
walked away.  The next day, this same guy saw this same girl
sitting in the wheelchair by the beach.  He said to her, "Why are
you so sad?" She replied "Well, I've never been fucked...." so he
picked her up out of the wheelchair, carried her to the end of
the pier...

looked deeply into her eyes, and threw her into the water!!! and
he said "Now you're fucked!"

--
Mike Clemens, Canada Remote Systems
E-Mail:  mike.clemens@canrem.com
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