HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Date: 21 Dec 92 09:54:12 GMT
Organization: The Mountains of Madness
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> you're always drunk and dangerouses (fact), your fucking government 
> protected the fucking criminal-animals that made a massacre at the game 
> Juventus-Liverpool (fact). Nobody forgot that in Italy, remember. 
> 
> 	Michele
> 
> ===========================================================================
> I wish to everybody a real BAD Christmas. I hope that your fathers will die
> doing the role of Santa Claus that come down from the chimney. I wish that
> your planes blow out while you are going back home to meet your families.
> Have a Christmas Drink and Drive accident, get as many DUI as you can.
> And, Last but not Least, FUCK YOURSELF, again.
> ===========================================================================

Michele, you know as well as I do that you're talking bollocks, as usual. 

What is the point of bringing up a subject like this? The USENET is
worldwide don't forget, and I'm sure that dragging this up again,
particulary at this time of year, is really going to make a lot of
Italians happy. I've got nothing against Italians - flame wars are
just a bit of fun and most people know that, but you are confirmation
that dickheads are a worldwide phenomenon.

Finally, nice seasonal signature. In your struggle to grasp the
English language, have you encountered the word 'moron' yet? Grab a
dictionary, look it up, then look in a mirror. The meaning will become
clear.

Happy Christmas 

Dave

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From: cress@endeavor.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: For your information.
Date: 23 Dec 1992 20:29:10 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: endeavor.ksu.ksu.edu


<big long legal document deleted>

They must have had a gun to Michelle's head forcing him to type
that thing in.
I know it's not his own original post because it contains good 
grammar and punctuation.

Garrett
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
Subject: Re: Michelle the girly man wop
From: wright@latcs2.lat.oz.au (Michael G. Wright)
Date: 22 Dec 92 07:37:12 GMT
 <BzDKpM.9oy@news.iastate.edu> <1992Dec16.183456.1@acad.drake.edu>
Organization: Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia

rjr004@acad.drake.edu writes:

>In article <BzDKpM.9oy@news.iastate.edu>, wyvern@iastate.edu (Nuno Bettencourt) writes:
>> In article <kspousta.724541768@qualcom> kspousta@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Kevin Spousta) writes:
>>>srmartin@vela.acs.oakland.edu (MARTIN SCOTT R) writes:
>>>
>>>> Michelle, I have been readingthis thread for a while and I can't believe you
>>>>are such a pathetic loser.  I have always believed that Polacks are the
>>>>stupidest people on the planet, but a weekof reading your posts has convinced
>>>>me that wops are infinitely stupider.
>>>
>>>I'd be interested to know YOUR ethnic background..
>>>
>> 	You're not 'spousta' ask that question!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!  *sigh*
>> 
>Brilliant retort you buttfuck.  With that flame you might be able to light
>your own fart...  and burn your ass (or did you already with one of your
>fag buddies in your favorite masochist game?

Actually, I thought it was quite a good remark. Obviously you're a latent 
homosexual trying to hide it by calling Nuno a fag when there is no evidence
to back up the claim. Now there's no use trying to hide it, is there? You're
gay. So? I'm sure lots of your friends will understand.
	(Am I getting off track? Sorry. I think you just may have with your
flame to Nuno too. Try to keep the flame relevant in future. Thankyou)

Well, where does that leave us now? 
-- 
Michael Wright            _-_|\    
LaTrobe University,      /     \   Hang on! I've got to think of something 
Melbourne, Australia.    \_.-_*/   smart to put in here now! 
wright@latcs1.lat.oz.au       v
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: *ROFL*
Date: 22 Dec 92 19:20:26 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame
Distribution: na
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <1992Dec11.183055.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov
(Michele Dall'Agata) wrote:
> 
> Ehhhh, two women fighting for me.... Isn't cute? 

Your only concern is that the winner gets to castrate you with a spoon.

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester)
Subject: Re: Where are the women?!?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 22:32:56 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.152802.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (
ichele Dall'Agata) writes:
>
>Hey, but where are the WOMEN?!?!? FUCK, FUCK AND THEN FUCK again! I work
in 
>a laboratory where there are 90% of men, I come to alt.flame and after t
o 
>weeks there are not women anymore! But what the fuck! Christmas. It is 
>always a Christmas problem. When Christmas comes, the women disappear. 
>SHIT! Wherever you go, there you are. Even in a NET. SHIT!
>
>  Happy new Fucking Year, again
>
>	Michele


      No Michele, it is not that the women disappear when Christmas
      comes.  
      The women disappear when Michele arrives.
      Must be something to do with the odor in your hair.

      Uncle Fester

--
           :     What God Wants      :  God wants gigolos          :
           :        God gets         :  God wants giraffes         :
           :     God help us all     :  God wants politics         :
           : *thester@nyx.cs.du.edu* :  God wants a good laugh     :
From: dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Fuck me, another pizza-eating WOP!
Date: 21 Dec 92 09:55:25 GMT
Organization: The Mountains of Madness
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <1185@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> > Good lord, I only just spotted where these "geezer" posts come from.
> > Stuck my foot in my mouth again didn't I.
> 
> You know kevin, you speak like a masochist. Maybe that's why you post here. 
> > 
> > Hey Dave, sorry Geezer, where did you learn Woppish?  That phrasing,
> > vocabulary and spelling is almost up to Michelle's standard. Some more
> > lessons and you could translate Michelle's posts for us.
> 
> You see? British *need* to learn how to write by italians. And not only to 
> write...
> 
> 	Michele
> > 
Yes, absolutely clear as usual.

> 
> ===========================================================================
> I wish to everybody a real BAD Christmas. I hope that your fathers will die
> doing the role of Santa Claus that come down from the chimney. I wish that
> your planes blow out while you are going back home to meet your families.
> Have a Christmas Drink and Drive accident, get as many DUI as you can.
> And, Last but not Least, FUCK YOURSELF, again.
> ===========================================================================

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From: 187701458@vill.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Kevin's lovely New Years Resolutions
Date: 29 Dec 92 15:33:00 GMT
Organization: Villanova University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

In article <1992Dec29.103109.4467@darwin.ntu.edu.au>, nunn@it.ntu.edu.au writes...
> 
>                            KEVIN BRAINWASHED'es VERY OWN
>                              NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
> 
>  (1) Get a Life,
>  (2) Get a Personality,
>  (3) Get Friends,
>  (4) Get a Woman,
>  (5) Get a root,
>  (6) Get Pissed,
>  (7) Get a Job,
>  (8) See a psychiatrist,
>  (9) Invest in a punch bag,
> (10) Invest in a social life,
> (12) Get a humour,
> (13) Be Funny,
> (14) Act intelligent OR
> (15) Act half his age OR
> (16) Act 1/3 of his age,
> (17) Shoot/gas/hang/stab himself,
> (18) Get Married,
> (19) Don't have children,
> (20) Learn how to read,
> (21) Learn how to flame,
> (22) Get a better .sig file,
> (23) Get a grip on sanity,
> (24) Get a grip on life,
> (25) Learn the meanings of those big grown-up words his been saying (eg Fuck),
> (26)  "      "        "           "           other people have been saying,
> 
>  Hmmm, that just about covers it (I think). Have a left out anything?

	You left out.....

(27) Get a clue, 
(28) Learn that alt.flamers are not laughing with him, they're laughing at him,
(29) Cut down his postings to alt.flame which will automatically allow for
     the fulfillment of several resolutions from 1 to 32
(30) Make Witless Graley part of his suicide plans
(31) Learn that he isn't victorious every time he is ignored
(32) Get over the shock of Michele's departure from a.f(no one to talk to now)


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> 
>           Spelling disclaimer: "My SUN keyboard is a chunk of shit"
> 
>      "Computer Science students learn how to become computing professionals,
>     Business Information Systems students are users learning about themselves"
>                 nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au  NTU, DARWIN, NT, OZ
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		Jagdeep Sahni
		A Hard Hitting, Trash Talking Philadelphia Eagles Fan
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: in American defense...
Date: 21 Dec 92 12:45:23 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec21.073846.18052@nwnexus.WA.COM>, jim@halcyon.com writes:
> 
> Cool thought. Actually, I learned to say 'monge le merde' as my first
> nifty saying in french..

Excuse me, but wasn't it 'mAnge le merde'? 

	Michele

> Jim
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Fuck me, another pizza-eating WOP!
Date: 22 Dec 92 14:14:33 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec20.181939.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <1185@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> > Good lord, I only just spotted where these "geezer" posts come from.
> > Stuck my foot in my mouth again didn't I.
> 
> You know kevin, you speak like a masochist. Maybe that's why you post here. 
>
Maybe.  You speak like an arsewipe, maybe that's why you post with
your head up your arse.

>
> > Hey Dave, sorry Geezer, where did you learn Woppish?  That phrasing,
> > vocabulary and spelling is almost up to Michelle's standard. Some more
> > lessons and you could translate Michelle's posts for us.
> 
> You see? British *need* to learn how to write by italians. And not only to 
> write...
> 
What are you on about now?  You seem to have lost the plot somewhere
back there?

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Happy Holidays you shitsacks
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 21:29:08 GMT


yeah, you heard right. happy holidays, even tho you are all life forms
i would classify as sub-hemmoroid. and do try to work on your flaming
skills over break, cause basically, you all suck at it real hard.
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Date: 23 Dec 92 12:14:35 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec21.130124.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <1564@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk>, dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer) writes:
> > 
> > Michele, you know as well as I do that you're talking bollocks, as usual. 
> >
> If I knew the meaning of 'bollocks' maybe I could agree, but since I don't 
> know it and my dictionary does not have it, I have to tell you that I don't 
> know to talk such a thing.
>
You probably don't have any.  You jerk yourself off so many times
while posting, they have probably fallen off by now.  If they are
still there, they are being held in place by the cum that's caked to
your underpants.

> 
> > What is the point of bringing up a subject like this? The USENET is
> > worldwide don't forget, and I'm sure that dragging this up again,
> > particulary at this time of year, is really going to make a lot of
> > Italians happy. I've got nothing against Italians - flame wars are
> > just a bit of fun and most people know that, but you are confirmation
> > that dickheads are a worldwide phenomenon.
> 
> It has been the first thing that I asked to your friend Kevin. He did not 
> answer, nobody did. So I had to repeat the question. I don't want to start 
> another war, but I wanted to know why nobody said anything. You can't 
> forget what they did.
>
Start another war? Italians don't start wars, they can't even make up
their minds which side to be on in a war.

> > Finally, nice seasonal signature. In your struggle to grasp the
> > English language, have you encountered the word 'moron' yet? 
> 
> I know the meaning of the word 'moron'. It has been the first word that I 
> looked for on the dictionary when I read alt.flame. Everybody use to say 
> that to the british. I think there is a reason for this.
> 
I should think that it WAS the first word you looked for in the dictionary.
When you start learning a foreign language, you have to look up quite a
lot of words people say to you.

> > Grab a
> > dictionary, look it up, then look in a mirror. The meaning will become
> > clear.
> 
> To be moron is not a physical aspect. It is an intellectual one. So, nobody 
> can understand the meaning of the word 'moron' looking on the mirror. But 
> we can understand the meaning when somebody suggests something stupid like 
> you did. (If it is to hard to understand for you, I tell you that I just 
> prooved that you are a moron).
>
In your case I think we could all tell you are a moron just by looking at
you.  If you realy want to offend people in your flames, why not just
post a picture of yourself.

> 
> Ciao, ciao.
> 
Sorry, I only speak English.

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Kevin's lovely New Years Resolutions
From: nunn@it.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 29 Dec 92 10:31:08 +0900
Reply-To: nunn@it.ntu.edu.au
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University

                            KEVIN BRAINWASHED'es VERY OWN
                              NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS



  (1) Get a Life,
  (2) Get a Personality,
  (3) Get Friends,
  (4) Get a Woman,
  (5) Get a root,
  (6) Get Pissed,
  (7) Get a Job,
  (8) See a psychiatrist,
  (9) Invest in a punch bag,
 (10) Invest in a social life,
 (12) Get a humour,
 (13) Be Funny,
 (14) Act intelligent OR
 (15) Act half his age OR
 (16) Act 1/3 of his age,
 (17) Shoot/gas/hang/stab himself,
 (18) Get Married,
 (19) Don't have children,
 (20) Learn how to read,
 (21) Learn how to flame,
 (22) Get a better .sig file,
 (23) Get a grip on sanity,
 (24) Get a grip on life,
 (25) Learn the meanings of those big grown-up words his been saying (eg Fuck),
 (26)  "      "        "           "           other people have been saying,





  Hmmm, that just about covers it (I think). Have a left out anything?




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                                 JsNO BAR----NUNN

           Spelling disclaimer: "My SUN keyboard is a chunk of shit"

      "Computer Science students learn how to become computing professionals,
     Business Information Systems students are users learning about themselves"
                 nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au  NTU, DARWIN, NT, OZ
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From: king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: the US continent
Date: 21 Dec 92 13:38:21 GMT
Organization: Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine

In article <1992Dec17.190353.7100@news.nd.edu> mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>The US is not a continent.

So, then, are we 'aliens' to assume that the US is .. er .. incontinent?
Does this make the US a country that 'couldn't give a shit'?

Just curious ...

-- 
                       Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
     ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jim@halcyon.com ()
Subject: Re: in American defense...
Organization: The 23:00 News and Mail Service
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 07:38:46 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.034202.13971@vlsi.polymtl.ca> d40937@aiken (Jean Yves Desbiens) writes:
>Katherine Merle Mason (katherim@fraser.sfu.ca) wrote:
>: A comedien in Montreal (e with a / accent that my computer does not do) once
>: said that when Americans are learning French they should be taught useful
>: phrases.  Instead of where is the bus-stop, or where is the hotel, they 
>: should learn to say, "Don't shoot me, I'm Canadian."

Cool thought. Actually, I learned to say 'monge le merde' as my first
nifty saying in french..

>: 
>
>I like this one, Bravo, hope it starts a flaming hell. In all
>my travels in Europe, Africa and southeast asia I have seen
>countless times americans with patches, pins, T-shirts, with the 
>canadian flag on them. 

I have displayed the maple leaf on my wall for the last 20 years.
I love Canada at least as much as I love the USA.
Canada is  one of the finer places on Earth... you dont have to 
be a canadian to see that. 

>Being abroad and seing these big red maple 
>leafs I think , oh a fellow countrymen, but no it is a bounch of
>fraudulent americans who are surely ashame of something their country
>is doing. I wonder what... Can it be that the US puts it's nose in other
>people's business and then claim it is for *their* own good.

Hmm.. you must have been eating some of that good fraudulent american
psilocybin when you composed this tirade.

>When I ask the american frauds there reason for doing this, they say 
>people are aggressive towards them when they think they are americans.
>Again we wonder why. The thing that gets me mad is that after ruining
>the reputation of their country abroad, they are trying to ruin ours;
>american tourists are reputed to be the most obnoxious in the world, 
>they think they have a copyright on the best way to live and they 
>export this stereotype everywhere they go like a plague.

Ever talk to German tourists? They rank on the obnoxious scale with the american
tourist without any effort. And the Japanese tourist.. very very scary
people.
>
>--
>Jean-Yves Desbiens                  | d40937@info.polymtl.ca
>Etudiant en genie informatique      | 
>Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal Can | 
>--------------------------------------------------------------------

Ooo shit.. I bet you go to Las Vegas every Christmas and wear a 
plaid wool beanie to the card tables. You could be a social disease!

Jim
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: For your information.
Date: 25 Dec 1992 07:00:06 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

Kevin Walsh writes, regaurding Michele Dall'agata...


>I don't believe a word of it, I think he made all this up as an excuse
>to leave alt.flame after being exposed by Sparkey as an uphill gardener.
>The legal stuff is probably genuine but has it realy been enforced
>against Michelle?  If it has then I wonder how long it will be before
>get gets a news feed at home or calls one of the BBSs with a news feed.
>He'll probably come back under some numbnuts alias.
>
>-- 
Sorry Kev needed to save space...sig had to go....


He'll be back for sure... just watch out for the ROCKY BALBOA grammar
style and two fingered typing skills.....That'll be Michele.

						

						leonardo (icniV ad)
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: CRAIG IS A WEENIE
Date: 25 Dec 1992 06:39:14 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4



Michele may be gone..... policy sucks, duznit'?..... but hey!!!.....

Martin sounds like a good replacement..... his posts are filled with
mostly one syllable, four letter words..... Michele, re-incarnate...
We'll have to study this pencil neck....find a hole in his armour.
Aha! I've found it.... it's right in the middle of his face. Ah....
there is life after Dall'agata...Thankyou lord.


						leonardo (icniv ad)
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Pizza breath
Date: 24 Dec 92 11:19:27 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec23.232950.5548@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> pboxrud@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Paul D Boxrud) writes:
> What's wrong with having pizza breath?
>
You mean you don't know what Michelle puts on his pizzas?  Go on
have a guess.  Here's a clue, it helps him talk so much bullshit.

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: j: Another acronym and followup to: Re: Joke for you 10 percente
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1992 20:56:09 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <Bzr579.FEz@world.std.com> martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan) writes:
>
>NORWAY sucks the peanuts from my Anal hairs after I have taken a huge
>watery shit at Burger King and the water plopped up on my ass, then they
>suck the wrinkes out of that same watery shit and then they blow me.
>
>Fuck Norway.

It looks like world.std.com will let anyone post, as long as they have
money.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	merk!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Susan smears Holtsinger unjustly
Date: 2 Jan 93 14:47:16 GMT
Reply-To: keegan@crd.ge.com
Organization: "T.S.A.K.C"

kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes to susan garvin:
|>UNRETRACTED LIE
|>---------------
|>
|>"Darcy has been consistently criticized for labelling
|> himself 'pro-choice' while arguing for restrictions on abortion."
|>				    Susie Garvin
|>				    Sun, 18 Oct 92 20:37:06 GMT
|>				    <1992Oct18.203706.21850@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
                 
>From talk.abortion Tue Oct  6 18:37:18 1992
Newsgroups: talk.abortion