HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: isupstud@bnr.ca (Todd Strilchuk)
Subject: Re: pickup lines (PARENTAL ADVISORY:EXPLICIT LYRICS)
Reply-To: isupstud@bnr.ca (Todd Strilchuk)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 21:23:59 GMT

Here's a couple for ya (guys only):

"Do you think it's just coincidence that you mouth is the same size as the
circumference of my dick?"

or

"Do you think it's just coincidence that the palm of my hand is the same size
as the back of your head?"


Good luck in the singles bars!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sdarive@eng.clemson.edu (Siva Darivemula)
Subject: Woman : A chemical analysis!!
Reply-To: sdarive@eng.clemson.edu
Organization: College of Engineering, Clemson Univ.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 20:03:52 GMT


With all due acknowledgements to Prabhakar Pagilla.


                                    WOMAN
                            (A chemical Analysis)

Element: woman

Symbol: Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Weight: accepted as 118 but is known to vary from 100 - 160 lbs.

Occurence: surplus quantities in all urban areas.

Physical Properties:
    1) suface usually covered in painted film
    2) boils at nothing, freezes without reason
    3) melts if given proper treatment
    4) bitter if used incorrectly
    5) found in various states, ranging from virgin metal, to common 'ore

Chemical Properties:
    1) possess great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones
    2) able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances
    3) may explode spontaneously if left alone with a male
    4) insoluable in liquids but activity greatly increased by saturation in
       alcohol
    5) yields to pressure applied to correct points

Uses:
    1) highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
    2) most powerful money-reducing agent known
    3) can be a great aid to relaxation

Tests:
    1) pure specimen turns a rosy tint if discovered in natural state
    2) turns green if placed beside a better specimen

Caution:
    1) highly dangerous except in experienced hands
    2) illegal to posses more than one except in certain areas (Utah, etc.)

  ****************************************************************************


Organization: Freshman, CIT general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 17:30:56 -0500 
From: Jason Paul Togyer <jt3y+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Funny firms/place names

Hmm.  Seems to me that "Car Talk, with Click and Clack (the Tappet
Brothers)" on National Public Radio (US) Saturday mornings at 10:00 AM,
is the place where funny firm/place names go to die.  Some of the people
credited at the end of each show include:

Chief of Car Talk Physics dep't: Victor Analysis
Conductor of the Tappet Brothers Symphony Orchestra: Sludgey Ozawa
Chief of Long Term Strategic Planning: Kay Sera (who's married to Frank
Sera; now they call her Kay Sera-Sera)
Transportation coordinator: Rick Shaw
Wardrobe by: Natalie Attired
Head of the Car Talk medical department: Dr. Denton Fender
And our lawyer is Hugh Louis Dewey, of the law firm Dewey, Cheatem, and
Howe; known around town as Huey Louie Dewey.

ObJoke: reminds of the old Henny Youngman joke (I know that's redundant):

   So the guy calls his lawyer and the phone is answered, "Schwartz,
Schwartz, Schwartz, and Schwartz."  And the guy says, "Can I speak to
Mr. Schwartz?" and the person on the other end says, "He's out of the
office right now."  So the guy says, "Well, then, can I speak to Mr.
Schwartz?"  and the voice replies, "Sorry, he's in a meeting."  So the
guy says, "Well, then, connect me with Mr. Schwartz," and the reply is,
"Sorry, he's no longer with the firm."  Finally, the guy says, "Well
then, can I speak to Mr. Schwartz?" and the voice says,

   "Speaking."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I might have screwed up the punchline or the
attribution, but that is about as good as that joke gets.  8-)


--Jason Togyer
     Carnegie Institute of Technology
     Pittsburgh, Penn.

**"The moral of the story is: don't count your boobies before they've hatched."
       --James Thurber
            'THE UNICORN IN THE GARDEN'
From: sl0mv@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: pickup lines
Date: 9 Nov 92 18:48:37 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

screw me if I'm wrong but you want to kiss me.
From: tsv@Unify.com (Tim Vannaman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Limerick using the word "Orange"
Keywords: limerick, rhyme
Date: 10 Nov 92 22:55:49 GMT
Organization: Unify Corporation, Sacramento, CA, USA


A girl in  the county of Orange
One night went on a terrible binge
She diddled a COP
and a wop and a mop
twas enough to make us all cringe


Hey, stop booing at this, I made it up on the fly!  :)
Oh well, just a try!

Tim.
From: gretchke@yang.earlham.edu (Glory Card!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny place names
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:29:43 GMT
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana

In article <1992Nov12.182758.27901@henson.cc.wwu.edu>, n9140981@henson.cc.wwu.edu (Christian Becker-LHE) writes:
> On the Olympic Peninsula of Washington State, there is a town called Sequim.
> One way to identify non-locals is to ask them how to pronounce this, And they
> almost always pronounce the 'e'. :)
> 
> Lord High Executioner
> The Lemming Club, International

	How about the towns of Intercourse and Blue Ball in Pennsylvania?  
Also, there are two towns in Arkansas within 5 miles of each other named 
Morning Star and Evening Star. There's 88 (no, it is not spelled out) in 
Kentucky.  Hamilton, Ohio is spelled Hamilton! The exclamation point is 
part of the name...whether they're into factorials there or something we 
don't know.  
             
                                                   Gretchen
-- 
"The mist clung to the mountain the same way a thirteen-year-old girl clings
to her boyfriend, although the mountain wasn't thinking about "getting lucky."
                                 (1990 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest entry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Clinton joke (and possibly in bad taste)
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livian)
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 08:08:36 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

In article <1992Nov04.224711.2410204@locus.com> jle@locus.com (John Elghani/10000000) writes:
>In article <1d8mhoINNk1p@goldwing.ksu.ksu.edu> tilden@goldwing.ksu.ksu.edu (Tilden-Master of Illogic) writes:
>>
>>Hot off the Associated Distress wire:
>>
>>	Hilary Clinton, the new first lady, was reported last evening after the
>>victory celebration in Little Rock to have entered the bathroom of the Clinton
>>home where she proceeded to take a bottle of shaving cream and a razor and
>>remove her pubic hair from her genetailia.  After doing this, Mrs. Clinton then
>>removed the rest of her clothing and sliped into an awaiting bathrobe. Upon
>>entering thier bedroom, First lady Clinton removed her robe and was quoted as
>>saying, "Look, honey, No more Bush."
>
>NO, she said: Read my bottom lips,  no more Bush.
>
>jle
>

God! This is the 343,487,532,098,730,924,805,434,3 time I hear this joke.OK,so
it was funny the first time,the second time,the 100 time but how much??
HOW MUCH??
And I am talking JUST about articles on usenet ,not other places I've heared
this joke! And the punch line is: "Read my lips: No More BUSH"!
(I have also heared this joke in about 9999 ways, forms and shapes!)
CU next time,with a new joke!
(I would post a joke,but most of my jokes are "tasteless",so I guess people will
flame me if I will post them here!)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: scdorcy@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (JAMES DORCEY)
Subject: Re: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date: 12 Nov 1992 14:25 EST  

In article <lftoqdINNlma@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM>, ericf@npic.Corp.Sun.COM writes...

>Nine out of ten women in the Big Ten are beautiful.  The tenth one goes to 
>Univ of Michigan.

Obviously you've never been to West Lafayette. 

JD
From: adrian@cs.hw.ac.uk (Adrian Hurt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: No Talking Allowed
Date: 9 Nov 92 15:45:51 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computing & Electrical Engineering, Heriot-Watt University, Scotland

In article <27164@dog.ee.lbl.gov>, prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem) writes:
> In article <1992Nov2.192023.28119@ultb.isc.rit.edu> akn8257@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
> >       2
> >Now   x = x + x + x + .... (x times)
> 
>	If you're adding "x times", x can only be an integer, 
>	ie not continuous.

Not true.  Let X = 1.5 :
         2
        X  = X * 1 + X * .5
           = X + v

          2
       1.5 = 2.25
           = 1.5 + 0.75

which means
         v = 0.75
         v = 0.5 * X

Proof that the original equation also holds when X = 1.3 is left as an
exercise for the reader.


-- 
 "Keyboard?  How quaint!" - M. Scott

 Adrian Hurt			     |	JANET:  adrian@uk.ac.hw.cee
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: rwalls@twg.com (Roger Walls)
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Organization: The Wollongong Group, Palo Alto, CA
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 18:06:40 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.025137.24752@samba.oit.unc.edu> Ben.Magid@launchpad.unc.edu (Ben Magid) writes:
> (list of car acronyms deleted)>

What is the difference between a Porshe and a porcupine?


^L



The procupine has the pricks on the outside.



			Jolly Roger



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bob@medrcw.b17b.ingr.com (Robert Whitehead)
Subject: Re: car acronyms
Reply-To: bob@medrcw.b17b.ingr.com
Organization: Vulcan Science Academy Foreign Student Union
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:40:09 GMT

FORD = F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
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"Captain, I'm beginning to understand why you Earthmen enjoy gambling.
No matter how carefully one computes the odds of success, there is
still a certain exhilaration in the risk."
    -- Spock, "Patterns of Force," Stardate 2534.7
From: dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny firms/place names
Date: 12 Nov 92 14:20:16 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>Incidentally, Bawmuf is the correct local pronunciation of Bournemouth.
>There are a number of places whose pronunciation differs from official
>spelling, and they are not confined to Britain. So lets start a list!

>Bawmuf   >Lester   >Arkensaw   >Bristle   >Abendon   >LaHolla   >Caja

Eastern Pennsylvania Oddities:

Schoenersville - pronounced Shanersville with a long A
Germansville   - pronounced with a hard "G"
Emmaus         - pronounced EEmoss by the older locals
                            eeMAYus (which is, if you think of it, equally
                            odd) by the rest of the people
Bethlehem      - Depending on what part of Bethlehem or the Lehigh Valley you
                 call home, this is pronounced two ways:
                 BETHlum if you are from the old Southside
                 BETHleeum if you are from the North Side or Hellertown
                 You can always tell the imports; they say BETH le hem.

And imports also find it odd that New Tripoli is called New triPOli.  But they
all love Blue Ball and Virginville!

Donald, a native who affects to say BETH le hem any more.


-- 

******************************************************************************

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Project Planner                                    Lehigh University
dh0a@lehigh.edu                                    (215) 758 5110
From: viviana@igor.tamri.com (Vivian Aldridge)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: I need your NODES.
Date: 10 Nov 92 22:11:44 GMT
Organization: TOSHIBA America MRI, South San Francisco, CA


*****A FAMILY OF NODES.
     PLEASE HIT RETURN
     FOR AN IMPORTANT
     MESSAGE.***********	
                               (####)
                            (#######)
                           (#########)
                          (#########)
                         (#########)
                        (#########)
                       (#########)
                      (#########)
                     (########)
   _____            (#########)>
  /     \          (#########)         |\/\/\/|     /\ /\  /\      
\/\/     |         (#########)         |      |     | V  \/  \---. 
 |  (o)(o)          (o)(o)(##)         |      |      \_        /   
 C   .---_)  +    ,_C     (##) =====   | (o)(o)       (o)(o)  <__. 
  | |.___|  +++  /____,   (##)         C      _)     _C         /  
  |  \__/    +     \     (#)   =====    | ,___|     /____,   )  \  
  /_____\           |    |              |   /         \     /----' 
 /_____/ \          OOOOOO             /____\          ooooo       
/         \        /      \           /      \        /     \      

-- 
Greetings,

We will be on the network pretty soon (a month
or so.) I have been asked to assign node names for 
departments and their members. 

I need suggestions for "family" names and the names of the members
that belong to
the family.  For example, software has chosen "sushi" as their
family name. The members are named after pieces of sushi such
as "uni" and "ebi." In turn these sushi names (nodes)
correspond to the user. In this case Sean is uni and Kevin
is ebi.

By the way the node name is limited to
five characters and punctuation marks are not allowed.
I need at least four family names with six members each.

Families I have thought of so far are:

Types of mental illness
Bugs
Animals
Candy
The Addams Family
Gangsters

Its harder to figure out the member names!

Thanks!!
Vivian

viviana@tamri.com
From: trivedi@picasso.ocis.temple.edu (Hemang Trivedi)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Silly One-liners
Date: 5 Nov 92 19:40:41 GMT
Organization: Temple University
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5


I dont know how good this is going to be, but its a try:

Love is a dove until proved otherwise.

If life is death, death is life.

One face in hundred is like one face amongst thousands.

To lift one leg, one has to stand on other foot.

To lift a hand, one does not need feet.

To lift one  hand, one needs hands first.

A bald man does not need a barber.
(oops, sorry, he might!)


Thats all for the current. If you like them (or, more possibly,
hate them), please respond on the net with comments.
Hemang Trivedi
Dharmesh Jani
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: Quotes in a list seen on T shirts
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 02:37:12 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.105935.21581@nuscc.nus.sg>,
isc30176@nusunix1.nus.sg (CHEN JIA TYAN) writes:
|>Marg Morin (morin@noao.edu) wrote:
|>
|>Couldn't resist it. 
|>
|>> >>  "To be or Not to be..."  Shakspeare
|>>                                       ^
|>                                   ^ there's another "e"
|>
|>> >   To do, is to be.....     Plato
|>> 
|>> >   To be, is to do.....     Sarte
|>>                                  ^
|>> >   Do be do be do......     Sinatra
|>--
|>CHEN JiaTyan
|>isc30176@nusunix1.nus.sg
|>chenjiat@nusdiscs.bitnet
                 
You forgot Platoe.


D.Q.
============================================================
PS  anyone know of any jobs available? I have experiance in
    golf and travel and ... uh ... well, mainly golf.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 13:13:41 GMT

In article <NICKEL.92Nov4082702@desaster.cs.tu-berlin.de> nickel@cs.tu-berlin.de writes:
>In article <mumble> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>-In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>->In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>->>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>->>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>->>lines over and over again?
>->Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>-No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>Must be something very stupid.
must have something to do with cupid
From: v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (BIFTAD)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: CHRISTIAN HUMOR
Date: 8 Nov 92 19:39:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <17275@mindlink.bc.ca>, Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark) writes...
>This is a true story...
> 
>        I was walking down one of the main streets in the business area of
>Vancouver recently when a (so-called) Christian came up to me and asked if I
>was "born again".  I very bluntly replied, "No".  Then I quickly added, "My
>mother got it right the first time!"

	Oh that's so funny....  Like we didn't hear it on a Dennis Miller
tape or anything...

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: TUK067@maccvm.corp.mot.com (David Wheeler)
Subject: Spinoff from Deer Jokes
Organization: Motorola
Date: 11 Nov 1992 06:53:37 CST

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. Fsh.

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk.
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From: garrett@Ingres.COM (It's not what you got, it's what you give)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Drinking Rhyme
Date: 10 Nov 92 04:33:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: pony.1992Nov10.043318.10213
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

In article <1992Nov4.213122.21833@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu>, davidk@welch.jhu.edu                                       writes...
>In article 28908@mtu.edu, mtlatour@next13 (MATTHEW T. LATOURETTE) writes:
>>Great! Now what tune do we sing it to?
>Good!  Lets start a cascade, maybe two.
O.K. But only for you.
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Military Sub Humor
Date: 9 Nov 92 11:49:27 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Nov3.135540.2692@brandonu.ca> marshall@brandonu.ca (Edward S. Marshall) writes:
>In article <1992Nov2.130508.24399@spider.co.uk>, andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
>> Hey Look everyone....Another Sad Git !
>
>Just out of curiosity...
>
>		... what the FUCK is a Git?!?!?
>

I suppose the American equivalent would be something like a dork. 

-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
From: DEVILBISS@OCTAVE.LARC.NASA.GOV (Dirk Gently)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More CLinton Jokes
Date: 6 Nov 1992 14:50:49 GMT
Organization: Holistic Detective Agency
Distribution: world
Reply-To: DEVILBISS@OCTAVE.LARC.NASA.GOV (Dirk Gently)
NNTP-Posting-Host: lockheedmac8.larc.nasa.gov

> Why does hillary have a grimace on her face?
>Bill forgot to take the di*** out.
>                                  ^^^^^^^
>Why did Bill use the di***?
>                              ^^^^^^^
>Because Hillary bit it off!

Fine . . . What's a di***?


________________________________________________        
        If we were not crazy, we would go insane.
        If we could not laugh, we would go insane!     J. Buffett
________________________________________________
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted....answering machine messages
Date: 9 Nov 92 21:20:32 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

2153bm@gmuvax.gmu.edu writes:

> In article <1992Nov3.162608.87313@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, jao0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu 
> > If anyone has answering machine messages please send them to me.
> > 

I was going to post this to comp.risks, but I posted here instead.
My girlfriends cat is fascinated by the sound of my voice on the 
answering machine.  It managed to change the first character of the
secret access code by pawing at the machine.  The next button over is
the "message record" button...

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jv@irus.rri.uwo.ca (Jeffrey Verhagen)
Subject: Childhood Disappointments
Organization: none
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 17:07:47 GMT

Begging your parents to take you to McDonalds,
only to discover that Ronald and his pals don't
hang out there!

Jeff...

--
"Do you believe in bullsh*t?
 and we hope you do,
 You'll always have a friend,
 wearing big red shoes!"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: good@pixar.com (Gentlemen!  You can't fight in here!  This is the War Room!)
Subject: What's the difference...?
Originator: good@hogey
Organization: Pixar - Pt. Richmond, CA USA
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 06:46:57 GMT



[This is original with me, based on publicly available data]

	Q: What's the difference between Michael Dukakis and Bill Clinton?

	A: Ross Perot.


	(For the informationally challenged: Clinton just won the White House
	 with a smaller percentage of the popular vote than Dukakis got when
	 he lost "in a landslide")


		--Craig
-- 
	good@pixar.com
	Remember: Slick Willie was swept into power with 6 out of 10 voting
	against him.  Four years of this guy, and Kemp'll be a shoo-in.
		Jack Kemp for President in 1996!
From: tracer@majestix.cs.uoregon.edu (Roger M. Wilcox)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: All about lies - honest!
Date: 7 Nov 92 23:04:48 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Nov7.230448.1723
Organization: University of Oregon Computer and Information Sciences Dept.

In article <1992Nov1.133347.1730@lub001.lamar.edu> lairdpg@lub001.lamar.edu writes:
>----- Lies about Love: -----
>
>Everyone does this, it's perfectly normal.
>
>It's dangerous to your health to get excited and then stop.


But these aren't lies!
Newsgroups: rec.humor