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From: bstdenis@mailbox.fwrdc.rtsg.mot.com (Brian St. Denis)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Organization: Fort Worth Research and Development Center, Motorola, Inc.
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 13:49:11 GMT
Keywords: Funky Christian Names

In article <1hvi6pINN4sn@hal.com> crash@hal.COM (Chris Craddock) writes:
>In article <C04wut.366@NeoSoft.com>, cduff@NeoSoft.com (C. Duff) writes:
>|> In article <1992Dec31.053452.7537@aio.jsc.nasa.gov> stevel@aio.jsc.nasa.gov (Steve Lancaster) writes:
>|> >A friend of mine has a daughter that goes to school with Shady Lear. And
>|> >this is in a town famous for Ima Hog.
>|> 
>
>OK, how about "Ophelia Dik" in my friend's (a school teacher) 2nd
>grade class a few years ago. TRUE! She was Vietnamese apparently.
>
>Chris
>--

Imagine the teacher reading the attendance when he/she comes across this one:
Fuk Ho Ng

This is a true name.  He went by "Pious".

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Speaking of stupid commercials...
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 17:13:19 GMT

marchal@ecrc.de (Philippe Marchal) writes:
>>And what the hell is "White of Black" supposed to mean?

>"Blanc de Noir" is champagne (vin blanc = white wine)
>made from red grapes (raisin noir = black grapes).

Makes you wonder what they're using for bleach...
-- 
The requirements of romantic love are difficult to satisfy in the trunk of a
Dodge Dart. -- Alther
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From: andy@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (andy.russo)
Subject: Real Names (was: interesting christian-surname combinations)
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories - Arlington VA - Frizzy Things Dept.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 22:31:13 GMT
Summary: actual silly names from the net...
Keywords: wordplay, names

	Here are some names I grabbed from the network, since we're
still doing the strange names thread.  Following the names, I've
played one of my favorite word games - making questions out of names.
Dave Barry told me I'm not making these up.  If someone posted an
article, I mostly used their name as is, except for dropping some
initials or changing between nicknames and formal names.  I've got a
weird sense of humor, so if you don't get something, ignore it or say
it out loud in a crowded elevator.  You get it or you don't....

	Bonita Kale
	Bruce Overby (never answered rollcall - "Where's Bruce Overby?")
	Cheinan Marks (club soda gets them out....)
	Daniel Romanchik (isn't Francesca a better name for a Romanchik?)
	Andrew Baker Glazier (do you make bread or windows?)
	J. Furr
	Jeffrey Butera (whose sister married Joe Bagelformee)
	Kevin Karplus
	Mike A. McAngus (the cow used for McBurgers)
	Naeem Mohaiemen (pronounced mo' hymen?)
	Donna Olafson (say, isn't that SON of Olaf, Donna?)
	Peter Baker (well, I'll just stay away from HIS oven)
	William Ryu (Ryu knucklehead, cut it out....)
	P. Virgo (but can you fart Saggitarius?)
	Clarke Whitehead (better than blackhead, anyway)
	H. Mike Rice
	Barbara Tongue
	Gene Mangum
	Amber Roy Chowdhury
	Thomas Kimball (married Kim Thomasball)

Hey! You're Not THE ...., Are You?
	Jack Webb
	Ken Thompson
	William F. Tell
	Jim Garner
	Larry Gilmore
	Larry Wall
	Robert Jung (spelled wrong, but still Marcus Welby, MD)
	Anonymous User 328

Names That Make Questions.....
DID ....
	Greg Neill?
	Jeff Strain?
	Guy Hyde?
	Jonggu Moon?
	Scott Rust?
	Franklin C. Smith?
	Mike Fester?
	Dave Stow?
	Julie Kangas?
	Jim Lynch?
 	K. Steele?
	Jon Leech?
	Linda Waterman?
	Kevin Quitt?
DID YOU ....
	Robert (Rob) Church?
	Skip Gundlach?  (I was at Gundlach....)
	C. Duff?
	Bernal Wagner? (or did you just burn Brahms?)
	Dick Smith?
HOW DO YOU PUT A ....
	Denton Meredith?
IS ....
	Johan A. Grape?
	David Wright?
	Matthew Warren?
	John Treble?
	Shawn Bakken?
	Vera Rohrlich?
	Alan D Corre?
	Gregory Pius?
	Cynthia Shepard?  (what're all those sheep doing on this group?)
	Vernon Harmon?  (look in the phone book - there's no Harmon Asking)
	Craig Silver?
	Daniel Bowen?
	Axel Medlin?
	Jonathan Horen?
	Ilana Stern?
	Joseph A Dudar?
	Dave Bushong?
	Elizabeth Willey?
	Fred Welden?
	Richard A. Schumacher?
	Ray Dunn?
	Randall Dean?

As for me,
I'm Andy (Make Fun Of My Name Here) Russo
# If you follow-up, PLEASE delete 90% of these!  Thanks!
From: rogers@calamari.hi.com (Andrew Rogers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Occupations/Names (was interesting christian/surnames
Date: 11 Jan 1993 17:37:33 -0000
Organization: Hitachi Computer Products, OSSD division
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: calamari.hi.com

In article <1993Jan11.155928.1321@altair.selu.edu> susv2040@altair.selu.edu writes:
>
>My boyfriend's father taught Pychology.  His name...William MacNutt.

Normally I'm not especially interested in foreign names that just happen
to be meaningful in English, but I couldn't resist this:  The manager of
Hitachi's FORTRAN development group is... Mr. Goto.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hampton@ais.org (Kevin Podsiadlik)
Subject: Re: New Internet Farsides!
Organization: UMCC
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:50:26 GMT

This may not be original (even as far as Gary Larson is concerned),
but, how about one where Don King get a nasty electrical shock and
his hair falls flat?

-- 
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E-mail: hampton@ais.org      |    "You go to Detroit."
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From: ericg@getafix.cs.uoregon.edu (eric leander gorr)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Answering machine messages
Date: 11 Jan 93 21:40:47 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1993Jan11.214047.24696
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Oregon Computer and Information Sciences Dept.

I seem to remember that a while ago people were posting their favorite
answering machine messages....seeing as how I just receintly got one, I 
was wondering if someone who saved them all could post or mail them to
me.  

Thanx...
From: james@george.UUCP (james shoemaker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Left vs Right 
Date: Sat, 09 Jan 93 18:32:34 CST
Organization: Organization for creative time-wasting

nittab@aix.rpi.edu (Bhima Nitta) writes:

> In article <1993Jan8.234031.17257@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Tara
> >In article <1993Jan5.230157.3691@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au> s9000289@csdvax.csd
> >>Here is proof that it is natural to drive on the left hand side of the
> >>road.
> >
> >And then guns were invented.  Since it is easier to fire across your
> >body and most people are right-handed, if you want to shoot someone
> 
> ...why is it easier to fire across the body ? I don't see any ergonomic
> advantage...I have a vague memory of an explanation for driving on the right 
> side, but this isn't it.
> 
        It may not be the reason, but it would be easier to fire across 
the body (at least with a pistol).  To fire with the door-side hand one 
would HAVE to stick your hand out the window to use the weapon, while 
with a cross-body shot one can remain inside the vehicle.

Ob.J.

Q. How many technical support people does it take to change a light bulb?

A. We have an exact copy of the light bulb here and it seems to be 
working fine.  Can you tell me what kind of system you have?  OK. Just 
exactly how dark is it?  OK. There could be 4 or 5 things wrion.  Have 
you tried the light switch.

                                        JWS
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dwr@cci632.cci.com (Donald W. Rouse II)
Subject: Re: California is NOT representative of the US as a whole
Keywords: language
Organization: [Computer Consoles, Inc., Rochester, NY
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 1993 01:08:24 GMT

In article <i3558.725901920@newsie>, i3558@newsie.dc.dk (Soren Michael Roug) writes...
>I seems to me that this discussion is mostly, if not completely carried
>out by americans. My advice to you is that if you want to improve your
>english language then learn the King's english, not those barbarian dialects
>the yanks choose to utter. It is my understanding that the yanks find a
>properly spoken UK accent "cute". Well, I won't call myself an expert, but
>I have been to USA several times, and some of those wordings one get to
>hear notably in California make my toes curl.

Oh wow, like, you're totally bumming me out, dude.
From: E.A.Kendrick@bradford.ac.uk (EA KENDRICK)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Real Names (was: interesting christian-surname combinations)
Keywords: wordplay, names
Date: 12 Jan 93 16:11:21 GMT
Organization: University of Bradford, UK
Originator: 91730762@ccw318



I have a friend from Gloucester (England) with a doctor called Foster.


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From: wright@duca.hi.com (David Wright)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: California is NOT representative of the US as a whole
Date: 5 Jan 1993 16:49:18 -0000
Organization: Hitachi Computer Products, OSSD division
NNTP-Posting-Host: duca.hi.com
Keywords: language

In article <1993Jan5.211351.21070@walter.bellcore.com> tld@cosmos.bellcore.com writes:
>Small point:  82% of adult (18 years and above) `Californians' were born
>              and raised outside of California....  Check the last census...
>
>              73% of Californian vehicle (car/motorcycle) accidents
>              were caused by people who moved to Cal. from out of state,

Which is pretty damn funny, given the legendary California love of
cars, because it means that the native Californians are causing a
disproportionate number of accidents!

>              and a full 85% of *those* accidents were caused by people
>              from the tri-state area (NY,NJ,CN)  - Survey reported on KYA
>              (San Fransisco) and repeated on CBS news about 3 years ago...

This, I assume, means that you should be on the qui vive while driving
in the Tri-State area...

  -- David Wright, Hitachi Computer Products (America), Inc.
     wright@hicomb.hi.com

     "I avoid driving in the Tri-State area"

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Chris O'Donovan <odonovan@physun.physics.mcmaster.ca>
Subject: California
X-Xxdate: Wed, 6 Jan 93 00:29:43 GMT
Organization: McMaster University
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d12
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 23:27:16 GMT

Q: Why is California like a breakfast cerial?

A: Once you take out the fruits and the nuts, all you
left with is the flakes.

Chris O'Donovan

odonovan@physun.physics.mcmaster.ca
From: dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Fish
Date: 11 Jan 1993 18:58:28 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: hplsdor.col.hp.com

What's the other, your upper lip?
-- 
To know recursion, you must first know recursion.
--
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: simpsons + jerky boys
Date: 8 Jan 93 13:25:24 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

In article 13852@burrhus.harvard.edu, glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier) writes:
>In article <1993Jan5.001956.55843@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> f005@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu writes:
>>How about  "Look around for Mike Hunt, you guys, anybody seen Mike Hunt."
>>
>Here's the complete list; Mike Hunt was never used on the Simpsons.
>     7G03:  Hey, everybody, I. P. Freeley!
>     7G06:  Hey, everybody, I need a Jock Strap.
>     7G01:  Is there an Al Coholic here?  ... and ...
>            I wanna see Oliver Klose-off.
>     7F11:  I wanna Seymour Butts.
>     7F14:  C'mon, one o' you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.
>     7F22:  Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
>     8F08:  Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
>     8F09:  Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
>        9F06:  Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Huggenkiss!  
>....and...
>               Hey, everybody, put down your glasses.  Ivana
>Tinkle!
>
The Jerky Boys, also mentioned in this group, and allegedly the idea
for Bart's phone calls, have done Mike Hunt in calls to the Two-Bar (sp)
in NYC.  They've also done Al Coholic and:

Phil Depockets,
Pepe Roni,
Sal Ami, and the ever popular
Howard Jalikakick.

among others.  The bartender would happily call out all of these "names",
and tell the caller, no he's not here.  He finally seemed to catch on when
the caller asked for "Stu Pitt".  Then he let loose with a stream of words
such as you can't usually say on the radio.

Very childish stuff.

If you want to hear it, listen to WPFW midnight Saturday.  If you're near
DC, that is.

--f2

-------------------------
  "It comes in, it must go out."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: drizzt@spock.uucp (Neela Jacques)
Subject: Re: Left vs Right 
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 19:17:01 GMT

In article <1993Jan6.084747.26004@cs.ruu.nl> mkaverha@cs.ruu.nl (Micha Verhagen) writes:
>In <1993Jan5.230157.3691@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au> s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper) writes:
>
>>Here is proof that it is natural to drive on the left hand side of the
>>road.
>>
>>In olden times, when roads were first beginning to emerge, the sword
>>was the prefered weapon.  As most people are right handed the sword
>>was worn on the left side of the body.  Now when our sword wielding
>>traveller wished to mount his horse, he would have to do so from the
>>animal's left hand side.  Otherwise, his sword would interfere with
>>his mounting action.  If his horse was on the left hand side of the
>>road, the armed tourist could mount from the safety of the edge of 
>>the road.  However, if his horse was on the right hand side of the
>>road he would have to approach it from the centre of the road, thus
>>exposing himself to the danger of being trampled by some other
>>traveller.  Natural selection would quickly weed out the right hand
>>riders, leaving the left hand riders with greater opportunity to
>>breed.
>>
>>When that just about proves t is guess.
>
>
>We drive on the right side of the road, so you must be driving
>on the wrong side.
>					Micha Verhagen

You totaly missed the point being made!
-- 
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* Neela Jacques****Drizzt@choate.edu*******************************************
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From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 16:53:30 GMT

In article <NAEEM.92Dec30194853@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:
>In article <1992Dec29.195151.28671@cid.aes.doe.CA> ynecgan@cid.aes.doe.CA (Greg Neill) writes:
>
>
>   In article <NAEEM.92Dec29104546@occs.cs.oberlin.edu> naeem@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Naeem Mohaiemen) writes:
>
>     [ semi-amusing anecdote deleted ]
>
>   >Although true stories, passing around anecdotes like this "for a laugh"
>   >further enhance stereotyping of "foreigner"s as speaking "funny english".
>   >
>   >Naeem Mohaiemen
>
>     That is correct.  What's your point?
>   -- 
>
>I am pointing out that as a South Asian immigran/international student, I 
>don't appreciate these jokes.
>
>-Naeem
>--
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>"I think there is a good deal of evidence that we thought all along that we
> were a redeemer nation. There was a lot of illusion in our national history.
> Now it is about to be shattered."
>		[Reinhold Niebuhr on My Lai massacre]
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD- LOOK AT THE NAME OF THE NEWSGROUP!!!!!!
Anyone who does not like the forms of "humor" here should unsubscribe
and quit bugging those with a sense of humor.

-- 
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TRW SEDD, DH5/2453
P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-9163
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
From: viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 06:36:14 GMT

In <3kLZwB1w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> 
dascoser@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (david serchay) writes:

>The Shape of Things to Come

	A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum

< Dan Sorenson, DoD #1066 z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu viking@iastate.edu >
<  ISU only censors what I read, not what I say.  Don't blame them.  >
<  "Are you *SURE* he's worth a Harley-Davidson?" -- my grandmother  >
< to my girlfriend, about me.  "I'd better not say" -- my girlfriend >
From: h198@hosp.med.umich.edu  (Gene Mangum)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Damn the electric fence   FOUND!
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993  15:11 EDT
Organization: Univ of Michigan Hospitals
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: condor.hosp.med.umich.edu
X-Newsreader: FTPNuz (DOS) v1.0

Someone requested this eariler today.   It's from the Gary Larson
Off-the-Wall (desk) calendar, Aug 10, 1992.   A cow is reading to
a group of seated cows.   The caption reads "cow poetry":
 
            Distant Hills
 
   The distant hills call to me.
   Their rolling waves seduce my heart.
   Oh, how I want to graze in their lush valleys.
   Oh, how I want to run down their green slopes.
   Alas, I cannot.
   Damn the electric fence!
   Damn the electric fence!
 
   Thank you.

  Gene Mangum
  Univ of Michigan Hospitals
From: cduff@NeoSoft.com (C. Duff)
Subject: Re: Real Names (was: interesting christian-surname combinations)
Organization: NeoSoft Communications Services -- (713) 684-5900
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 18:40:50 GMT
Keywords: wordplay, names

In article <1993Jan6.223113.16044@cbnewsh.cb.att.com> andy@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (andy.russo) writes:
>	Here are some names I grabbed from the network, since we're
>still doing the strange names thread.  Following the names, I've
>played one of my favorite word games - making questions out of names.
>Dave Barry told me I'm not making these up.  If someone posted an
>article, I mostly used their name as is, except for dropping some
>initials or changing between nicknames and formal names.  I've got a
>weird sense of humor, so if you don't get something, ignore it or say
>it out loud in a crowded elevator.  You get it or you don't....
...[all names deleted except the section that contained mine:]
>DID YOU ....
>	Robert (Rob) Church?
>	Skip Gundlach?  (I was at Gundlach....)
>	C. Duff?
>	Bernal Wagner? (or did you just burn Brahms?)
>	Dick Smith?

I've got a friend whose name is LaWana Margareta Riddle.  The possibilities
are endless.  My favorite is:

       LaWana Margareta?  (no thanks, but I'll have a whiskey sour)

------------
Carolyn J. Duff   cduff@NeoSoft.com
"I'm in it for the endolphin rush."
------------
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: clarke@atri.curtin.edu.au (Nathan Clarke)
Subject: Re: Test
Reply-To: clarke@atri.curtin.edu.au
Organization: Australian Telecommunication Research Institute
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 03:07:19 GMT

In article 1@gallua.gallaudet.edu, sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust) writes:
> In article <1993Jan7.122417@cogs.sussex.ac.uk>, richs@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Richard Salter) writes:
> > In article <1993Jan6.151519.1@ulkyvx.louisville.edu>, cpsigd01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:
> > |> In article <8791.8589@stratus.SWDC.Stratus.COM>, bruce@godzilla.swdc.stratus.com (Bruce Overby) writes:
> > |> > In article <-hc=Vg@engin.umich.edu> pka@engin.umich.edu (Payman Khalili) writes:
> > |> >>In article <1993Jan5.164636.3686@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au> s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper) writes:
> > |> >>>In article <1992Dec19.062934.133234@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (CHARLES EDWARD JAMES) writes:
> > |> >>>> In article <1992Dec18.143400.6456@bmerh85.bnr.ca>, coop1d11@bmerh301.bnr.ca (Dav
> > |> >>>> id Smith) writes:
> > |> >>>>>In article <1992Dec18.020436.2148@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso@pioneer.arc.nasa.
> > |> >>>> gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
> > |> >>>>>>In article <BzF6E3.Lp7@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Frea
> > |> >>>> k) writes:
> > |> >>>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.102719.13134@bsu-ucs> 01jmbrown@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu write
> > |> >>>> s:
> > |> >>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.003955.27658@spock.UUCP>, gumby@spock.uucp (Danny Rich
> > |> >>>> man) writes:
> > |> >>>>>>>>> In article <1992Dec11.232428.9398@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> xiaohan@euler.Berk
> > |> >>>> eley.EDU (Xiaohan Yun) writes:
> > |> >>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.232807.15638@spock.UUCP> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Tw
> > |> >>>> yman) writes:
> > |> >>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec7.225159.15483@spock.UUCP> ramirez@spock.uucp (Andreas
> > |> >>>>  Orphanides) writes:
> > |> >>>>>>>>>>>>In article <1992Dec6.212621.12609@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron H
> > |> >>>> uang) writes:
> > |> >>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <184434@pyramid.pyramid.com> vkhare@misdev.mis.pyramid.com (
> > |> >>>> Vilas Khare) writes:
> > |> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>.this is a test message, please ignore.
> > |> >>>>>>>>>>>>>You are a dork, and your post's a bore.
> > |> >>>>>>>>>>>>Read alt.test for tests galore.
> > |> >>>>>>>>>>>I hope this cascade doesn't go on much more.
> > |> >>>>>>>>>>But you know that you are telling a forklore.
> > |> >>>>>>>>> This is starting to make me snore.
> > |> >>>>>>>>is this the rec.humor people adore?
> > |> >>>>>>>Ommes it porn,which is hard core.?
> > |> >>>>>>Haven't when been through all this before?
> > |> >>>>>No, have some BEER and let me pour!
> > |> >>>> Why have one when we can have four!
> > |> >>>Get throughly pissed and sleep on the floor.
> > |> >>Hilary Clinton loves Al Gore!
> > |> > This is one cascade I really abhor.
> > |> Hilary Clinton is really a Wh-- 
> > I have this strange feeling, there's far more in store.
> Reading this cascade is becoming a chore.
Alas I must dash, there's a knock at the door.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sjacobi@mailbox.fwrdc.rtsg.mot.com (Sidney Jacobi)
Subject: Re: Gastronomic eruptions 
Organization: Fort Worth Research and Development Center, Motorola, Inc.
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 17:11:35 GMT

    I'm sorry, but this is stupid. This kind of tripe is not 
funny, and doesn't belong in rec.humor.

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From: guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde)
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Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
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How's about  "Exodus"
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	     "Thunderball"
	     "Fireball 400"
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