From: langbein@pilot.njin.net (John Langbein)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Request for Patrick Swayze Xmas..
Date: 21 Dec 92 22:46:21 GMT
Organization: Information Builders, Inc.

In article <1h2ducINNj7m@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> bs895@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Terri M. Librande) writes:

> Does anyone have the words for "A Patrick Swayze Christmas that
> they can type out here?  I almost had a conniption, and really 
> need to have it.
> 
> Terri in Cleveland

OK... The following is a repost of a followup I did a while back.
Sorry if any info has been omitted.

------------------------------------------------------------------------

But what's lyrics without...... chords!!!!!!

In article <ByyIxK.Fpz@news.cso.uiuc.edu> cmaddox@mrcnext.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Maddox) writes:

> wlamonac@maddog.helios.nd.edu (William LaMonaca) writes:

> >Since the holiday season is almost upon us, can someone do us all a favor
> >and post the script to "Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas"?

Abbreviations: Ab (A-flat)     A# (A sharp)   Am(A minor) AM7 (A MAJOR 7)
               Fm/A (F-minor over A Bass)    (You get the idea)
(Time Signature: 12/8           Key: Ab Major
 Opening chord pattern: Ab - Fm - Db - Eb - Ab

  Ab           Fm/Ab             Eb             Eb7
> Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
  Ab                              Db              Eb7
> We'll gather at the Roadhouse, with our Next of Kin.
  Fm/Ab         Fm             Cm
> And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
  Bbm                             Eb                Eb7
> We'll decorate a bar stool, and gather 'round and sing--

      Ab                          Eb   
> Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year,
  Ab                                 Db              Eb7
> Or we'll tear your throat out, and kick you in the ear (or rear?)--
> [interrupted]
  Ab - Fm - Db - Eb - 
  Ab                                  Eb              Eb7
> It's my way or the highway, there's christmas at my Ba-a-ar.
  Ab                                      Db                Eb7
> I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car.
  Fm/Ab                Fm             Cm
> We got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till,
  Bbm                                       Eb                  Eb7
> I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will.

     Ab                          Eb
> Oh let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas one and all,
  Fm                           A7
> and this can be the laziest--
                     (should be haziest)
  Cm                        C7
> this can be the haziest--
                  (Should be laziest)
  Fm                        Bbm(7)    Eb      Ab       
> this can be the Swayziest Christmas of them all!
Fm Bbm(7)      Eb(7)   Ab
> [la, la, la, la, la, la-la, la.]

> "How long til you think it becomes a standard?"
> Crow.

I'm not sure if the seventh's in the parens are coorrect, but they
sound cool. The Bbm7 could also be a Db6/Bb. (The latter, being
absolute correct, the Bbm7 may not be proper notation.)

BTW - Swap Haziest & laziest
> Shut up!

> Note:  This was originally posted to by Shawna Benson (sbenson@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu)
Chords Trascribed by John Langbein (langbein@pilot.njin.net)

> Chuck
 Are you the famous "Usenet's Chuck"?

Internet's John      :->
-- 
D-----------Phone:<908>494-0209--------Office:<212>736-4433---------------C
E|ARPA: langbein@pilot.njin.net  USPS: 26B Brunswick Av Metuchen NJ 08840|H  
A|UUCP: !rutgers!pilot!langbein  WORK: 1250 Broadway New York NY 10001   |E
T|Quote: "Holy Cow!" The Scooter  Nickname: The Doctor/The Fugitive      |A
H----"It's-like-putting-a-B-flat-in-my-A-sharp-concerto!"---Adam--NEXP----T
-- 
D-----------Phone:<908>494-0209--------Office:<212>736-4433---------------C
E|ARPA: langbein@pilot.njin.net  USPS: 26B Brunswick Av Metuchen NJ 08840|H  
A|UUCP: !rutgers!pilot!langbein  WORK: 1250 Broadway New York NY 10001   |E
T|Quote: "Holy Cow!" The Scooter  Nickname: The Doctor/The Fugitive      |A
H----"It's-like-putting-a-B-flat-in-my-A-sharp-concerto!"---Adam--NEXP----T
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k