From: lawbkwn@buacca.BITNET (Yaakov HaMizrachi)
Newsgroups: rec.org.sca
Subject: Has someone reversed the polarity of the neutron flow?
Date: 5 Apr 92 20:41:52 GMT
Organization: The Internet

Good gentles, Justin posted a most
extraordinary msg from the future.
It seems that the temporal displacement is
worsening, for I seem to have some record
of a 'response' that WILL be sent in response
to his missive.

>To all who read this epistle, greetings from
>Duke Sir Yaakov

>Master Justin, in his usual manner, brings up
>Many cogent points in his latest missive.
>I should like to reply to a few of them.

>> Membership
>>Sorry, but I *Must* disagree here; requiring
>>in utero membership  is simply not reasonable.
>>...Frankly, the current $90 associate fee
>> is too expensive to ask any fetus to put
>> on their credit card.
> I'not cnvinced.  I deplore the membership
> requirements for other reasons. (Sometimes I think
> it's too bad the anarcho-libertarian revolution
> failed.  Not to mention the heartbreak of seeing
> everyone's favorite tripple-peer executed for
> subversion. I *miss* Dur.)  I don't think
> $90 is too much to ask, especially when you consider
> the drain on the society the cause our insurance.
> (and how many babies are born at Pennsic and
> Estrella these days?  Yeesh.  The Order of the
> Burdened Stork gets bigger every year.)

> Lets play a game, how much did you spend on
> pre-natal care.  The average these days is:
> Language lessons $500
> Flash cards, educational toys, $200
> Inserting baby mointor (tm) to keep track
> of and videotape baby's movements $1280.

>$90 isn't too much to ask.  Too many babies are wasting
>their money on diapers and food.

>>SSS
>>It will be a cold day in Hades before I
>>Wind up on the throne.

> Master Baron Justin, you slight yourself.
> Unless you mean you refuse to compete (after all,
> many would think that a Pelican, a Laurel, and a
> Court Baronecy were enough), I don't see how you
> can lose.  Surely you haven't forgoten that this
> years Carolingian Crown Tourney is to be chosen
> by dance? (If they hadn't decided to chose one by
> schtick I know I'd never have gotten on the throne.)
> With Patri disqualified as a stick-jock, you can't lose.

>Re The BOD taking us seriously.
> I think they are still sore about the time we
> hacked into their computer systen and gave
> all the money back to the kningdoms. (Hey, we
> told them they needed better security...:))

>> Re Rialto Party
> To anyone who cares about kosher, I will be
> slaughtering my sheep personally.  Since
> I'm no longer king, we can stop arguing
> over whether it violates corpra.  I intend to
> do it as an A&S class entitled 'Dietary Laws of the
> Jews in Period.'  It's lucky for us that War expanded
> to fill Slippery Rock last year, or I woulnd't have
> licensed slaughter house to work in.

>> Closing SSS
> Ever since Wulfgar got knighted, I've been
> wondering if the order might not someday out
> live its purpose.  With the face to face interfaces,
> people just don't *make* this sort of mistake anymre.
> Besides Justin, you have only yourself to blame.
> You were the one who wrote the program to call up
> someone's Rolls Ethereal file as a tag line when they
> post.

> In Service to the Society, I remain,
> Duke Sir Yaakov, Master of Foolishness

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

"lord" Yaakov, SSS