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From: exurlsr@exu.ericsson.se
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Free siminars for couples
Date: 24 Sep 92 17:39:13 GMT
Reply-To: rec.humor
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Richardson TX
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson in North
America.


[Stereotyped, heterosexual couples, that is.  Forwarded by Sarah Wayland but 
originated (or at least was forwarded earlier) from within DEC.--RW]

SEMINARS FOR MEN:

1.  Combatting Stupidity
2.  You Can Do Housework Too
3.  PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4.  How to Fill an Ice Tray
5.  We do not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas.  GIVE US MONEY.
6.  Understanding the Female Response to your Coming in Drunk at 3am
7.  Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash my Silks")
8.  Parenting - No, it Doesn't End with Conception.
9.  How not to Act like an Ass, When you are Obviously Wrong
10.  Get a Life - Learn to Cook.
11.  Spelling - Even you can get it right
12.  You - The Weaker Sex
13.  Reasons to give Flowers
14.  How to stay awake after sex
15.  Why it is Unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the Washroom
16.  Garbage - Getting it to the Curb.
17.  #101 - You Can Fall Asleep With Out It - If You Really Try
     #102 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
18.  I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
19.  How to put the toilet lid down (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet")
20.  Give me a Break - Why we know your excuses are B.S.
21.  The Weekend and Sports are not Synonymous
22.  How to Go Shopping with your Mate without Getting Lost
23.  The Remote Control - Overcoming your Dependency
24.  Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
25.  Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
26.  Changing your Underwear - It Really Works
27.  How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
28.  You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
29.  Male Bonding - Leaving your Friends at Home
30.  Fluffing the Blankets after Releasing Gas is NOT Necessary
31.  The Attainable Goal - Omitting ]@#$&$ From Your Vocabulary
32.  Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked



SEMINARS FOR WOMEN 

1.  Combatting the Impulse to Nag
2.  You Can Change the Oil Too
3.  PMS - Learning to Sleep Over at Mother's
4.  How to Fill a Beer Mug
5.  We do not want Stationary for Christmas - PUT ON SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS
6.  Understanding the Female Cause of Male Drunkenness
7.  How to Do All Your Laundry in One Load and Have More Time to Watch Football
8.  Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children so You Could Have Someone
    Other Than Him to Boss Around
9.  How Not to Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right
10. Get a Life - Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself
11. Balancing a Checkbook - Even You Can Get it Right
12. You, the Whining Sex
13. Reasons to Give _ _ _ _  _ _ _ S
14. How to Stay Awake During Sex
15. Why it is Unacceptable to Talk About Placentas During Breakfast
16. Shopping - Doing it in Less Than 16 Hours
17. #101 You Can Use a Bed for More Than Just Sleep
    #102 It's OK to Do It Outside of the Bedroom
18. If You Want to Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
19. How to Close the Garage Door
20. If You Don't Want an Excuse, Don't Demand an Explanation
21. Payday and Shopping Are Not Synonymous
22. How to Go Fishing With Your Mate and Not Catch Pneumonia
23. Living Without Power Windows - How to Turn a Crank 
24. Romanticism - The Whole Point of Caviar, Candles, and Conversation
25. How to Stay Alive While Your Husband is Relaxing
26. Putting On Something Sexy - Why it Won't Ruin Your Brain
27. How to Act Younger Than Your Mother
28. You Too Can Carry a Backpack
29. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not the Women Who
    Complain About You the Most
30. Apologizing for Farting When You're On the Toilet is NOT Necessary
31. The Attainable Goal - Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving
32. Honest, My Eyes Are Closed Because of the Passion I Feel


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