HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: [alt.religion.kibology] Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 07:44:31 GMT

Wow, this one's so hef-t, it deserves the infamous Whole Post Warlord(TM), 
because the entire article is warlordable even if 2/3 of it isn't .sig.

Methinks someone is trying to be surreal and is merely subreal.

							-- K.

In article <7954@transfer.stratus.com> joes@sw.stratus.com (Bill The Cat) writes:
>Foreigners speak Foreign because they quite rightly lack
>self-confidence and don't want to expose their little ideas to
>devastating American criticism.  But we are Americans -- God's people.
>They are raw material, we are the complete recipe:
>
>{info del}
>Hay Mr Potato Head
>
>Oh someone want to hose this turkey down and get him off his soap box. 
>May be someone should try to do to him wha they did to the potato.
>
>*********
>
>Anyone try eating cheese sticks this way? It gets a bit stringy
>
>Pffrt Ack gag
>
>BC
>-- 
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>|  Stratus Computer   |                                                       |
>|    Marlboro,MA      |              :{)		 Ack Gag Burp!!       |
>+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
>+ Disclaimer: Stratus might respect my opinions, then again they might not!   +
>+ But they are mine and not my employers.				      +
>+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
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From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: More 411
Keywords: i, shit, you, not
Date: 10 Nov 92 13:30:27 GMT
Organization: The Inner Circle

In alt.rap, umcknig1@cc.swarthmore.edu (Ulrik McKnight) signs:
:
|																																																																																																															Peace,
|																																																																																																																Ulrik
|McKnight
|																																																																																																													live
|from The Sunny Meadow

Lets get some sig stats here for ol' Ulrik McKnight:

123-tim@crash:ftp/pub>wc /tmp/sig
       5       8     381 /tmp/sig
124-tim@crash:ftp/pub>expand !$|wc
expand /tmp/sig | wc
       5       8    2705

Not bad going. 381 characters on 5 lines. But, oh oh, I spy tab damage
as well. After expansion the 381 characters actually encode 2705
characters. Prostrate yourselves before CAPTAIN-WHITESPACE people. This
boy has TENURE. I do believe this is a record, never to be broken. It
surely deserves a place in warlording history.

Tx. [my apologies for emacs users]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: I
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 21:47:31 GMT

In article <96331@netnews.upenn.edu> weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener) writes:
>-- 
>I do wish people would stop putting every last witty thought they ever had
>into their signatures.
>-- 
>-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
> NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.

Okay, let's start with you. Zowie.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Subject: <signature>
Originator: guckes@zenon
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:33:34 GMT

ge@mcnc.org (George Entenman) signs:
(References: <1992Nov3.150922.10543@mcnc.org>)

>##########################################################################
>#                         George Entenman (ge@mcnc.org)                  #
># Besta e tu'             MCNC Center for Microelectronics		 #
># Se voce' na~o viver     P.O. Box 12889                                 #
>#   neste mundo....       Research Triangle Park, NC 27709-2889          #
>#                         919/248-1953 (voice)                           #
>#                         919/248-1455 (FAX)                             #
>##########################################################################

"Entenman" translates to "man of ducks".
In German "Ente" is also used in the sense of "forged (newspaper) news"
so that sig MUST BE BAIT !
Come on, George "BaItman" McQ., admit you did it !

The new craze in AFW: The signature identifier header line!!

Sig-Identifier:
	BOR (BORder),
	TAB (TABulator character damage),
	SNA (snail mail adress),
	TEL (telephone number),
	FAX (FAX number),
	UAQ (UnAttributed quote)
	URL (UnReadable Language)

Feel free to add to this list.

-- 
Sven@inner-circle-l.mailbox.de(ath) |
There's more traffic between News and Mail than you ever dreamed of.
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Probability of Evolution
Date: 8 Nov 92 14:55:12 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: kalki33!system@lakes.trenton.sc.us

In article <PJHRTB1w165w@kalki33>, kalki33!system@lakes signs:
Sincerely,
Kalki Dasa

       -------------------------------------------------------
      |  Don't forget to chant:   Hare Krishna Hare Krishna   |
      |                           Krishna Krishna Hare Hare   |
      |                           Hare Rama Hare Rama         |
      |                           Rama Rama Hare Hare         |
      |                                                       |
      |   Kalki's Infoline BBS Aiken, South Carolina, USA     |
      |        (kalki33!kalki@lakes.trenton.sc.us)            |
       -------------------------------------------------------
-- 
It's OK to forget your brain though.  Just smile when you post.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: dpl@aber.ac.uk (David Philip Langstaff)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: VLSI implementation of handwriting recogn
Date: 6 Nov 92 08:53:40 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

In comp.vlsi (My only real justification for spending so much time reading
news...) mh@si.ibp.fr (Marc HERVIEUX) makes a request for some information:
>
>
>I'm starting a thesis about handwriting recogn and its VLSI implementation 
>	with a generator of architecture ALMA.
>[...requests for information deleted...]

Marc then attaches this monstrosity to the end of his post....

>
>
>o~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~o
>|             _________                    |           +---+                  |
>|             |PHILIPS|                    |          / \ / \                 |
>|             | _____ |                    |         /   /   \                |
>|             |/ +   \|                    |        +---+ \   \               |
>|             (~~~~~~~)                    |         \   \ +---+              |
>|              \___+_/                     |          \   /   /               |
>|                                          |           \ / \ /                |
>| Marc HERVIEU,                            |            +---+                 |
>|                                          |                                  |
>|                       L.E.P.             |                    M.A.S.I. lab. |
>|           Labo. d' Electr. de PHILIPS    |                                  |
>| 22, Avenue Descartes                     | Universite Pierre et Marie Curie |
>| BP 15                                    | 4 place Jussieu                  |
>| 94000 Limeil-Brevannes CEDEX             | 75252 Paris Cedex 05             |
>|       France                             |       France                     |
>+------------------------------------------+----------------------------------+
>| Office : Batiment PASCAL                 | Office : T55-65, 2et, Bureau 211 |
>| E-Mail : hervieu@lep.lep-philips.fr      | E-mail : hervieux@masi.ibp.fr    |
>| Tel    : (33-1) 45 10 68 76              | Tel    : (33-1) 44 27 30 43      |
>| Fax    : (33-1) 45 69 40 88              | Fax    : (33-1) 44 27 62 86      |
>| Telex  : ?                               | Telex  : UPMCSIX200145F          |
>o~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~o

Not content with telling the world all pertinent details about his lab at 
Philips, Marc then goes on about the MASI lab (Murder All Sig Includers?)
and wraps the thing up in a geek-o-rama border. Yukk!

Can't you Americans impose some form of import tax on sigs like this
coming over from France ?





-- 
Dave Langstaff | Janet:dpl@uk.ac.aber
Any views expressed are those of the author alone. | Phone:(0970)622838 
After-life, After-shave, don't hold with any of it, bleugh! - Sir Henry 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Favorite bass Album
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 05:04:59 GMT

In alt.guitar.bass article <NOAHVAWT.92Nov9190602@bigwpi.WPI.EDU>
 noahvawt@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (noahvawt) displays his/her massive intellect:
>
>Hello...i just wanted to say that my name is ALSO noah, and 
>that I love to play bass!  wow!
>
> [deleted.  you're welcome.]
>
>say, is it all right to post bass tab music here?  I will gladly post
>all the Cure riffs I know!
>
>       o      
>        o     There is no Earth!  Gravity sucks!
>   ___ o                 
>|\/  o\ o     Call your vision at noahvawt@wpi.wpi.edu                  
>|/\___/       Headquarters of:  The Shifties
>


Egad.  Looks like the /WPI.EDU/h:j entry wasn't such a bad idea after all.

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
SAT English section question number 310:  Cure is to Riff as Bull is to ____
						a.  Shit
						b.  Puck
						c.  Shift
						d. none of the above
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: What is DAEMON
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 18:41:01 GMT

I wasn't going to warlord this, because it's obvious bait, but I had to
prove our friend Melvin "I have no email!" wrong.

In article <1992Nov11.092145.10309@uni.edu> mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>Yet to be warlorded,

Until now.

>
> ___        ___    _______   __    ___        ___   ______   ___     __
>|   \      /   |  |   ____| |  |   \  \      /  /  |_    _| |   \   |  |
>|    \    /    |  |  |      |  |    \  \    /  /     |  |   |    \  |  |
>|     \  /     |  |  |___   |  |     \  \  /  /      |  |   |     \ |  |
>|  |\  \/  /|  |  |   ___|  |  |      \  \/  /       |  |   |  |\  \|  |
>|  | \    / |  |  |  |      |  |       \    /        |  |   |  | \     |
>|  |  \  /  |  |  |  |____  |  |____    \  /        _|  |_  |  |  \    | 
>|__|   \/   |__|  |_______| |_______|    \/        |______| |__|   \___|
>
> ___        ___    ______    __        __            __        ________
>|   \      /   |  |_    _|  |  |      |  |          /  \      |   ____  \
>|    \    /    |    |  |    |  |      |  |         /    \     |  |    |  |
>|     \  /     |    |  |    |  |      |  |        /  /\  \    |  |____|  |
>|  |\  \/  /|  |    |  |    |  |      |  |       /  /__\  \   |   ____  <
>|  | \    / |  |    |  |    |  |      |  |      |   ____   |  |  |    |  |
>|  |  \  /  |  |   _|  |_   |  |____  |  |____  |  |    |  |  |  |    |  |
>|__|   \/   |__|  |______|  |_______| |_______| |__|    |__|  |__|    |__| D
>
> __________    __            __       ________      _______    ________
>|   ____   |  |  |          /  \     |   ___  \    /  ___  \  |__    __|
>|  |    |__|  |  |         /    \    |  |   |  |  |  |   |__|    |  |
>|  |          |  |        /  /\  \   |  |   |  |  |  |_____      |  |
>|  |   ____   |  |       /  /__\  \  |  |   |  |   \_____  \     |  |
>|  |  |_   |  |  |      |   ____   | |  |   |  |   __    |  |    |  |
>|  |____|  |  |  |____  |  |    |  | |  |___|  |  |  |___|  |    |  |
>|__________|  |_______| |__|    |__| |________/    \_______/     |__| O N E

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Question about "T." in James T. Kirk !!!!!! (As seen on TV)
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 00:18:46 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.232607.21250@csus.edu> vcsc458@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Roy) writes:
>	__    __                            __   __
>	 |\  /|  __  __    _   __   __  ___  |   |
>	 | \/ |  |_  | _  /_\  | \  |_   |   |---|
>	 |    |  |_  |_| /   \ |_/  |_   |   |   |
>	/                                         \
>	  There's unknown tools for World War III.
>     Einstein said "We'll use rocks on the other side".

Here's known bait for Warlord III. 

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: I
Date: 5 Nov 92 19:29:18 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: udumudi@gingko (u v babu srinivas)

In article <1d6e1uINNh28@bigboote.WPI.EDU>,
		udumudi@gingko (u v babu srinivas) signs:

						-- srinivas
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|                                                                         |
|                                                                         |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-- 
I do wish people would stop putting every last witty thought they ever had
into their signatures.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: REM - Mailing list?
Date: 9 Nov 1992 05:13:59 GMT
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
NNTP-Posting-Host: achilles.cs.adelaide.edu.au

In article <1992Nov6.185708.4886@leela.cs.orst.edu>, daye@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU 
   the aptly named (J. Q. Gumby) signs:
|> -- 
|> |Evan Day                | "Plans made in the nursery, can change the
|> |daye@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU |  course of history.  Remember that."
|> |^^^^ - preferred e-mail |                          - M. L. Gore               
|> |FSEJD1@acad3.alaska.edu | Okay, now just who's opinion is that up there?


 Does that mean if I want to send him non-preferred e-mail I should use the
second address. And what if I'm not sure whether my mail is the kind he 
prefers or not? 

 And besides ^^^^ isn't a real mail address anyway . . . I know cos I tried it!


Dean.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt         |"Next to being witty yourself, the best thing
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au |  is to quote another's wit" - C.N.Bovee
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@lk-hp-18.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: <signature>
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Date: 12 Nov 92 11:38:05 GMT

guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes) writes:
>Sig-Identifier:
>	BOR (BORder),
>	TAB (TABulator character damage),
>	SNA (snail mail adress),
>	TEL (telephone number),
>	FAX (FAX number),
>	UAQ (UnAttributed quote)
>	URL (UnReadable Language)

	<signature> (UnTraceable Origin)

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Shut the fuck up
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:36:51 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <916@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:

>PS.  Fuck you.
>
>Seeya!  |/    \    /        I don't just talk for my self like all the
>        |\evin \/\/ALSH     geeks here, I speak for anyone I fucking well
>                            choose.  Definately including my company,
>     kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk     my country, your country and your mother.
>                            This is MY standard disclaimer so sue me
>                            mother fucker.


come one man, stop beating around the ol bush. tell us how you
REALLY feel......
From: Bathsheba.Grossman@launchpad.unc.edu (Bathsheba Grossman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: SWF ISO S*M...
Date: 11 Nov 92 02:16:04 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service

Posted to soc.singles, the group where a personal ad is taken as a
personal insult:

In article <n0e08t@ofa123.fidonet.org> Michelle.Walters@ofa123.fidonet.org
writ$
>        I'm 35, 5'4", usually < 100lbs.  I have long blond hair,
>green eyes and (IMHO) am very attractive, but you be the judge of
>that.
<loads of high-style californianism deleted, hilites include python, horse,
and bikes 50 miles every day "just to get to the beach">

>_   _         ___________________________
>|\ /|ichelle -# The beam becomes my dream #-------------------------*
>|-X-| Rachel -#  my dream is on a screen  # Deborah Harry (Blondie) |
>|/ \|alters --#  fade away and radiate... #-------------------------*
>~   ~         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                   //    |
>|Internet: michelle@conexch.uucp                           \\// Only|
>|          Michelle.Walters%ofa123.fidonet.org@ucivax       \/ Amiga|
>|          michelle_walters@republik.fidonet.org (preferred)        |
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
>--- Maximus 2.00

Oops, your posting software is ruining that sublimely dipsy-doodle
effect.  Count 'em 6 different borders char's, toy-computer reference,
altogether too many addresses particularly the non-preferred kind, dum
pseudo-relevant quote (_Deborah?  Make that Madame Harry, it would show more
respect.) and how about that painstakingly illuminated double-duty
fits-all-sizes initial cap.  I love you babe, can I fondle your snake?
--
   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
           internet:  laUNChpad.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: test
Keywords: test
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 23:58:01 GMT

In alt.music.rush article <BwyL19.37C@news.cso.uiuc.edu>
 cka52397@sumter.cso.uiuc.edu (Slartibartfast) posts [entire article included
 for your viewing pleasure]:
>
>test
>--
>***RUSH***FLOYD***PEARLJAM***METALLICA***PAULSIMON***YES***STING***REM***U 
>2***
>*"All Animals Are Created Equal...  Some are created more equal than  
>others."*
>* ^-Orwell, Animal Farm-^| This .signature will self destruct in 5  
>seconds.  *
>***(c-amin1@uiuc.edu)(NeXT@->cka52397@sumter.cso.uiuc.edu)***Go  
>Illini********

Looks like it's already self-destructing.

[Removing the indentation doesn't help.  Changing the margins doesn't help.
 Maybe a quick boot to the head would.]

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
RFD: alt.fan.warlord.rush-fans.plonk.plonk.plonk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: TELNET free FTP free
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 20:19:13 GMT

In article <92Nov10.1855.13938@crash.canon.co.uk> tim@crash.canon.co.uk writes:
>In alt.bbs.internet, jig1@crux3.cit.cornell.edu (Julian Gorfajn) signs:
>|
>|///////////////////////////////////////////////                CORNELL
>|///////////////////////////////////////////////   CCCCC       UNIVERSITY
>|//                                         ////  C     C
>|// XXXXXXXXXX                              XX//  C            / 999  6
>|//     XX      Julian I. Gorfajn           XX//  C  U     U     9 9  6
>|// x   XX   x           jig1@cornell.edu   XX//  C  U  C  U     999  666
>|// XXXXXXXXXX                              XX//   CCUCC   U       9  6 6
>|//                                         XX//     U     U       9  666
>|///XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX//     U     U
>|///////////////////////////////////////////////      UUUUU    ENGINEERING
>|///////////////////////////////////////////////                          
>
>Ah, "ENGINEERING"... say no more. Roll on 96.
>
>Tx. [maybe Matt should give him a large clue with a heavy blunt instrument?]

Or maybe a heavy blunt /etc/termcap? This guy also posted with this .sig to
a cornell.* group. This is truly the Creme de la Creme of Cornell. I was
going to warlord it myself, but you beat me to it.

Damn. And it's such a beaut...

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: (F) Long trails of fish p**p.
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 01:13:50 GMT

In article <92310.094639HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> Sleight of Hans <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>
>| O |                                                                   | O |
>|   | Hans C. Masing          "By all means marry: If you get a good    |   |
>| O | HCM100 @ PSUVM.psu.edu   wife, you'll become happy; if you get    | O |
>|   | HCM100 @ CBA1.psu.edu    a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." |   |
>| O | Penn State MIS Dept.                           - Socrates         | O |
>|   |                                                                   |   |

Those columns on the side are either a) pinfeed, so I can align the page
correctly in my printer, or b) bubbles in an aquarium tank (this was found
in rec.aquaria).

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin)
Subject: Re: THE CANADIAN FLAG
Reply-To: st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 06:42:32 GMT

In rec.games.trivia, lazarus@ug.cs.dal.ca (Chuck Turner) writes:
>
> _______________________________________ 
>|                                       | '..err..of course I suck blood.' 
>| "--whether you are quiet and ALIVE or | 'I don't believe you.' 
>| quiet and DEAD makes no difference to | 'I've got a straw right here PAL! 
>| Cerebus."                             |  You want a demonstration?!'
>|       - Cerebus the Aardvark          |                   - The Tick 
>|_______________________________________| Chuck Turner -> lazarus@ug.cs.dal.ca

How often is it that one sees both and aardvark and a tick quoted in the
same .sig? 


Adam Levin   st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
"My wife is gone, gone, never to return!" cried Mr. Westheimer ruthlessly.
           --entry to the 1991 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest
From: kneale@noao.edu (ruth a. kneale)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: INFO ON PURITY TESTS
Keywords: INFO ON PURITY TESTS
Date: 6 Nov 92 22:06:11 GMT
Organization: blah blah blah de blab

In article <1992Nov6.201649.11818@ncsu.edu> tony@jim.csc.ncsu.edu (Tony Bensinger) writes:

>-- 
>_______________
>\ A big        \           _         ______ |
> \ hello to     \        /   \___-=0`/|0`/__|
>  \ all the kids \_______\          / | /    )

Looks like the old woman who lived in a shoe has had
some fire damage.  She must have sold what was left
to this guy for cheap.
-- 
ruth a. kneale			I crave it all but don't get
rkneale@noao.edu		any of it as often as I'd like.
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