From: kumar@syd.dit.CSIRO.AU (V.R.Kumar)
Subject: Few Jokes
Organization: CSIRO Division of Info Tech, Sydney, Australia
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 07:05:21 GMT

Re-post of some of the jokes (Nanbarkalin vaendukolukku inangi)
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S.V.Shekar : (calling Australia) : Hellooooo.... Australiavaa ?

Mr.X : Aamaa     

S.V.Shekar : Angae kangaaroo enna vaelai sir ?

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S.V.Shekar to his wife(vanna kolangal) : Ennudaya manager romba

strict. Yaaraavathu neat aaga illainaa avarukku ketta kobam varum.
Neatnessunaa avarukku usir. Athu yaen, engae officilae onnumae      
theriyaatha makku payan peon aaga irunthaan. Avan neat aaga iruntha
thaal avan ippoe manageraaga irukkaan. Kulikkaama enga officukku
vantha kumasthaavai vaelai vittae thookkittaan !! 
Ippoe theridhaa naan yaen thinamum kulikkiraennu ?

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(Vanna Kolangal)

S.V.Shekar : Sir, neenga enga officilae vaelai parththukittu iruntha
             kumastha illae ? Ippoe yaen platformil utkaarthu kittu
             irukkeenga ?

Mr.X: 25 varushamaa naan unga officilae kuppae kottikittu irunthaen.
      Ippoe naanae kuppai aayittaen. Care of platform.
      Sernthaappulae rendu naalaa kulikkilae. 
      Naan kulikkilae appadingira orae kaaranaththirkkaaga
      ennae vaelai vittae thookkittaambaa unga manager !!

S.V.Shekar : (Mugaththai suliththukkoendae) Athukkappuramaavathu
             kulichirukkalaam illaiyaa !!!
             Appoe saappaattukku enna seiyareenga ?

Mr.X: Naan thinamum bathroomullae paadinathu veen pogulai. Trainullae
      paadikittae varuvaen. Janangalum kaasu pottukuttae varuvaanga.

S.V.Shekar : Appoe pichchai edukkaraennu sollureengalaa ?

Mr.X: Athae appadinnum sollalaam !!

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(Vanna Kolangal)

S.V.Shekar : Aamaa naan sappidum pothu yaen namma naai ennaiyae
             muraichchu parththukkittu irukku ?

Wife : Pinnae, athanudaiyae thattulae neengae sappittukittu  
       irunthaa muraikkaamae enna pannum ?

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(vanna kolangal)

S.V.Shekar to his wife : 
               Usha, manager vanthirukkaar. Avarukku thattulae
paal eduththu vai. Sorry, kappulae coffee eduthu vai.

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(Vanna Kolangal)

S.V.Shekar : Vannga sir. Enna vaenum ?

Mr.X: Vazhakkam pola naeththaiya paper unga veettulae osiyilae 
      padichittu poyiruraen.

S.V.Shekar : Usha.... Pakkaththu veettu mama vanthirukkaar. Avarukku
             naeththaya paper kodu.

Usha : (oru kaththai paperai kondu varugiraar) Indhaanga sir, enakku
       neththaya paper idhilirunthu edukka naeram illai. Neengalae
       paarththu eduththukkungal.

Mr.X: No problem. Naanae eduththukkuraen. (Mudhal paperai eduththu
      thalaippu seithiyai padikkiraar).
      NAALAI UPPU SAITHIYAAGRAGAM. GANDHIJI ARIVUPPU.
      Ayyayyoe romba palasaa irukkae. Paravaayillai, adjust 
      pannikkiraen.

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Mr.X : Sir, naan thanjaavurulae irunthu varaen.

S.V.Sekar : Oho ....

Mr.X : Appappa, bayangara vaeiyil sir

S.V.Sekar : Ithae sollavaa thanjaavurulae irunthu vareenga ?
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Anpudan,

V R Kumar

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