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Date:         Mon, 14 Dec 1992 11:51:00 EST
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From:         "D.E. 'Dave' Bloomberg" <BLOOMBER@FAUVAX.BITNET>
Subject: Holiday Humor 8-)))))) Passing it on....

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From:   IN%"JESSE@ARIZVM1.BITNET"  "Open Lib/Info Sci Education Forum"    12-DEC
   -1992 13:15
Subj:   Twelve Bugs of Xmas

This comes from Judy" <SZ5@NIHCU via PACS-L.  She says
This was posted on the humor list.  One of my colleagues posted
it to a local  BBS.  I'm reposting it here for the amusement of
all.    Judy


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For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
      See if they can do it again.

 For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
      Ask them how they did it and
      See if they can do it again.

 For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Try to reproduce it
      Ask them how they did it and
      See if they can do it again.

 For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
      Run with the debugger
      Try to reproduce it
      Ask them how they did it and
      See if they can do it again.

 For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
      Ask for a dump
      Run with the debugger
      Try to reproduce it
      Ask them how they did it and
      See if they can do it again.

 For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
      Reinstall the software
      Ask for a dump
      Run with the debugger
      Try to reproduce it
      Ask them how they did it and
      See if they can do it again.

 For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
      Say they need an upgrade
      Reinstall the software
      Ask for a dump
      Run with the debugger
      Try to reproduce it
      Ask them how they did it and
      See if they can do it again.

 For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
      Find a way around it
      Say they need an upgrade
      Reinstall the software
      Ask for a dump
      Run with the debugger
      Try to reproduce it
      Ask them how they did it and
      See if they can do it again.

 For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
      Blame it on the hardware
      Find a way around it
      Say they need an upgrade
      Reinstall the software
      Ask for a dump
      Run with the debugger
      Try to reproduce it
      Ask them how they did it and
      See if they can do it again.

 For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
      Change the documentation
      Blame it on the hardware
      Find a way around it
      Say they need an upgrade
      Reinstall the software
      Ask for a dump
      Run with the debugger
      Try to reproduce it
      Ask them how they did it and
      See if they can do it again.

 For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
      Say it's not supported
      Change the documentation
      Blame it on the hardware
      Find a way around it
      Say they need an upgrade
      Reinstall the software
      Ask for a dump
      Run with the debugger
      Try to reproduce it
      Ask them how they did it and
      See if they can do it again.

 For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
      Tell them it's a feature
      Say it's not supported
      Change the documentation
      Blame it on the hardware
      Find a way around it
      Say they need an upgrade
      Reinstall the software
      Ask for a dump
      Run with the debugger
      Try to reproduce it
      Ask them how they did it and
      See if they can do it again.

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Ho Ho Ho from the desert...
  --gw

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