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From: lpc@dickens.com (Luis P Caamano)
Subject: Re: blonde jokes
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 17:57:54 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

In article <92239.173058GCL101@psuvm.psu.edu> GCL101@psuvm.psu.edu (Gary Lynch) writes:
>this is probably an old topic, but i just discovered this board and would like

You just discovered this board???? board???? 
There are no boards around here ... go back to your pc.

Just kidding ... :-))

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From: Glen.Taylor@f126.n105.z1.fidonet.org (Glen Taylor)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: tom swifties
Date: 30 Aug 92 03:59:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: lrifido.715187440.2


 -=> Quoting Monroe Thomas to All <=-

 MT> OK... I deign to share a portion of my infamous Tom Swifty
 MT> file:

 MT> "That's no beagle; that's a mongrel," Tom muttered.
 MT> "I used to be a miner!" Tom exclaimed.
 MT> "I hate sweet potatoes," Tom yammered.

 MT> More upon request...

More!  Post more! 



... Damn it Jim!  I'm a doctor, not a sex toy!
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From: chandan@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Ikramuddin Ahmed)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Date: 27 Aug 92 22:07:01 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

> |> |> >>Taxi Cab Drivers
> |> |> >>Prison Reform
> |> |> >>Government Subsidies
> |> |> >>Foriegn Imports
> |> |> >>Strip Mining
> |> |> >>System Manager
> |> |> >rec.humor.funny
> |> Moderate Democrats
> Military Intelligence
Has anyone already considered Politically Correct(ness)?

IA

Just an aside: shouldn't true PC be renamed as PB? (I did not mean Playboys,
perverts:-) I wanted to say Politically Balanced, if it exists!)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: edw@sequent.com (Ed Wright)
Subject: Re: WHERE'S THE HUMOR??
Organization: Orygun Society For HUman Rustabillity Assessment
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 92 00:28:05 GMT

In article <1914@intermec.UUCP> jaye@intermec.com () writes:
%
%	What the hell is it with rec.humor lately?
%
%I've read about 25-30 articles now.  So far, I've seen debates on
%athiests vs agnostics, scathing replys to polish jokes, and now,
If you use rn the following kill file will take 
There are 465 postings
down to
there are 43 postings in a hurry
~/News/rec/humor/KILL

/: *Re: /:j




Ed ( I won't evenm have to read my own post) Wright
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From: reidyj@CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Humor
Date: 1 Sep 92 21:20:08 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Oregon State University


  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: aquatic?
From: canterbury.ac.nz (Greg OShea)
Date: 2 Sep 92 13:55:16 +1200
Distribution: world
Organization: University of Canterbury, Christchurch, New Zealand.

What is big hard and full of semen?

A submarine.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 15:44:37 GMT

In article <VANDER.92Sep1085847@vancouver.stars.flab.Fujitsu.co.jp> vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp (Mike van der Velden) writes:
>In article <1992Aug31.152959.22261@venice.sedd.trw.com> gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
>> In article <1992Aug31.145217.202595@uctvax.uct.ac.za> rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>> >
>> >Here a sampling of some American jokes (from one who has lived there, milked
>> >the system, and escaped, sane).
>> >
>> >
>> >- their houses: big bad Andrew went huff, and puff, and all the houses fell
>> >	down...try bricks next time, guys!
>> 
>> Ever see a brick house after an earthquake, sport?
>
>I see.  Get many earthquakes in Florida, do you?
>
Don't live there, don't care.
>
>> 
>> ObJoke: South African Justice.
>
>Like the police in America have a better reputation...
>
Tell it to Willie baby.
>
>> -- 
>> Larry A. Gilmore             Internet: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com
>> TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
>> P.O. Box 6213                Phone:    (310)764-3318
>> Carson, CA 90746             Fax:      (310)764-3946
>--
>Mike van der Velden
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>e-mail: vander@tokyo.hi.flab.fujitsu.co.jp
>
>ps. If you send me a picture postcard      Mike van der Velden
>    from your area to the address at       Fujitsu Unoki Dormitory, room 227
>    right, I'll send you one from Tokyo.   2-17-18 Unoki, Ota-ku, Tokyo 146
>    Postcards must be received by          Japan
>    November 15, 1992


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: padeniso@eos.ncsu.edu (PAUL ANDREW DENISOWSKI)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Originator: padeniso@c00015-118dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: padeniso@eos.ncsu.edu (PAUL ANDREW DENISOWSKI)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 16:03:21 GMT




	I wouldn't say it's true that ALL polack jokes can be changed to other
ethnic/racial/etc. groups.  My favorite was always:

  Q:  What does a Polish bride get on her wedding day that's long and hard?

  A:  A new last name!



	Well, in any case, lighten up.

			
			Az milosc nasza wielka jak slon....ce..

					Paul Denisowski


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sknkwrks@unlv.edu (Scott Alfter)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: Skunk Works Software Co.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 03:13:14 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.184455.13215@mprgate.mpr.ca> mcvey@mpr.ca (Iain McVey) writes:
>I wasn't expecting the spanish inquisition...

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

(sorry, folks; that one was begging to be answered...)

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rxv8@po.CWRU.Edu (Radha Venkat)
Subject: Re: Redneck humor
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 23:21:46 GMT


Har..

What's a redneck virgin?

Any eight-year-old who can outrun her brothers...


How do you know you're a readneck?

You help your richest relative take the wheels off his new house.



How do you know you're a redneck?

You have more than two brothers named 'Bubba' or 'Junior'.



(I got those from a native of southeast Texas...)



					Radha
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Polack joke
From: rivero@mdcbbs.com
Date: 26 Aug 92 12:41:56 GMT
 <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> <1992Aug19.210307.10418@smartstar.com> <1992Aug25.013143.23177@fac.com>
Organization: Electronic Data Systems, Unigraphics Division, Cypress CA
Nntp-Posting-User: sue

In article <1992Aug25.013143.23177@fac.com>, dkrapf@fac.com (Don Krapf) writes:
> In article <1992Aug19.210307.10418@smartstar.com> syspb@smartstar.com (Paul) writes:
>>I know some Engineers that use HP calculators.  They way you enter the
>>numbers is different than most other calculators.  They call it
>>RPN for Reversed Polish Notation.
> 
> Reverse Polish Notation (also know as postfix notation) and Polish Notation
> (also knows as prefix notation) are so named because they were invented by
> J. Lukasiewicz, a Polish mathematician.
> 

  Not a joke, but it was a Polish Intelligence Officer who broke the
German Enigma code in WW2. His name was (I think) Colonel Kasiski, and
his name still applies to the method he developed.


<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
|  Michael Rivero rivero@mdcbbs.com  Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Animator   |
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<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Flat Earth Society
Date: 2 Sep 92 00:05:56 GMT
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Varennes, Canada

In article <1992Aug29.045123.29324@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> peterm@cory.Berkeley.EDU (Peter Mardahl) writes:
>
> 
>I'll give another example of the same type of logic Flat Earthers
>use to deny that the earth is round.
>
>I don't believe that babies are born of women.  I've never SEEN a
>child actually come from a woman, in person.  I know of people
>who CLAIM to have seen this happen.  But, heck, why should I
>believe them?  They might be trying to hoax me!  I HAVE seen
>women who are fat in a peculiar way, but hey, maybe they're just
>FAT!  There are plenty of those around!  Everyone is obviously
>lying, or perhaps wrong, when they say babies come from women.
>I think they come from storks!
>
A similar subject:
some explorer explained to a Oceanian (no idea if a Polynesian,
Micronesian or else) what was a father biologically speaking
(i.e. the man and the woman do that, and 9 monthes later, a baby).
The Oceanian said it was not possible.  He had not seen his wife
for 1 year and she got a baby one month ago.


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From: kml@cellar.org (John Galt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: She's so Fat...
Date: 4 Sep 92 12:16:35 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


When she sees a menu, she says, "Okay."
When she goes jogging, she leaves potholes.
She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.



       As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life.
  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com - My other account is a Mercedes.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: torresce@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Carlos E. Torres)
Subject: yet another answering machine message
Summary: answering machine message
Organization: Clarkson University
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 12:49:16 GMT

Hi y'all,
	For those that watch In Living Color, here is one I came up with
modeled after Damon Wayons role (half the drunken guy / half the guy with
the <ahem> somewhat screwed up vocabulary).  It goes like this:

"You have reached <your name here> hotline.  We are not able to respond
due to uninevitable circumcisions.  But if you leave your name and number,
we won't be in wonder...pa-a-a-a!  (Of course you must try and use his voice
as the drunk.  The pa-a-a is the little laugh the drunk does!)  If you put
on a good voice, this can sound really funny.

Mystic
(alex.soto@analog.com)
From: jbuckner@lonestar.utsa.edu (James A. Buckner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How fat is she?
Date: 28 Aug 92 13:22:32 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Aug28.011025.4988@nntpd2.cxo.dec.com> k_workman@csc32.enet.dec.com (KWorkman) writes:
>
>She is SO fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo!!
>
>-kw  (Now that's a good one!)

She's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

She's so fat that 2 cops come up to her and say, "Break it up"
From: franksr@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (non-linear Rich)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mom Jokes
Date: 31 Aug 92 06:55:07 GMT
Organization: The three weird guys at the end of the hall.

In article <30AUG199216185007@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>>does anyone have any mom jokes like
>>Get off the mom jokes.... i just got off of yours!!!!
>>or 
>>You might not recognize your mom when you get home... i shaved her back!!!!
>> 
>>Thanks
>>John Blickensdorf
>
>My favorite:
>
>Your mother's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat 
>in a headlock.
>
>Ratboy

...and don't forget:

I coulda' been your old man, but my dog beat me over the fence.

or

I coulda'........................your mom didn't have change for a buck.
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# "Anything we choose to call maintenance, _is_ maintenance."
# A fool and his money are soon elected.
From: kprashan@sdcc3.ucsd.edu (hyderabadi)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Groucho Marx?!
Date: 2 Sep 92 18:30:31 GMT
Organization: what.. me.. organized?



Well.. I was feeling kind of bored yesterday night and put on the
idiot-box. Lo and behold, I see Groucho singing "Lydia O'Lydia" as
only Groucho can. It was a segment done in 1977 (the year Groucho
died) on ABC's World News Now. Then followed some hilarious dialogue
by Groucho on anything and everything. 

Which brings me to my point. Is there any collection of his quotes
lying anywhere in some old dirs. If not, why not start one.. with

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

             -- Groucho on "You bet your life"

 
Any more?


_______________________________________________________
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From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American Joke (was Re: Polack joke ?)
Date: 27 Aug 1992 00:50:45 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov

In article <BtLGou.4rv@ireq.hydro.qc.ca> beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard) writes:
>
>Opinions ? Et pis non !
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From: msh8503@sjfc.UUCP (Micheal Hubbard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Commie Exploding Ducks
Date: 4 Sep 92 16:53:58 GMT
Reply-To: msh8503@sjfc.UUCP (Michael Hubbard)
Organization: Saint John Fisher College, Rochester, NY


		How To Hunt Communist Exploding Ducks

	The greatest form of hunting known in modern times is that of the
elusive and dangerous exploding duck.  There are many varieties of this
wonderous bird and they were never a real threat to the population until
around 1950 when the Soviet Union started recruiting them to bring down the
Capitalists of the west.
	During recent times the Union fell and the Commie ducks had no real
backing.  Now the hunting of these birds has become the passtime of the
daredevils of society.  This is a list of the recommendations on the proper
preparation and enjoyment of the hunt.

1.  Always wear flame retardent clothing.  Many embers float through the
air and may ignite average clothing.

2.  A hard hat is recommended because larger chunks of debris have been
known to strike unwary hunters.  It also provides protection from semi
explosive bird droppings and shock waves.

3.  A radiation suit may also be necessary as the nuclear exploding ducks
are very hard to distinguish.  The radiation symbol on their chest is
fairly small.

4.  Bring a gas mask.  There are small numbers of chemical ducks in certain
areas.

5.  Immediately after shooting, run for cover.  The explosion is enough to
destroy large objects. (note: many air disasters originally diagnosed as
terrorist actions may actually have been ducks.  Whether it was a terrorist
action on the ducks part is unknown.)  Falling debris may also be unstable.

6.  If you use a dog to retrieve these bird parts, make sure they are
trained not to bite hard.  Many a faithful hunting dog was blown to hunting
heaven during retrieval.

Some of the benefits of this sport are:

1.  If you plan to consume a duck, it is already precooked on the spot.

2.  If you plan to consume a duck, it is already in bite sized pieces.

3.  Wiring a duck to an electric current causes further explosion and has
been found useful for cutting costs in mining coal and cutting roadways
through hills.

Enjoy!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Followup-To: /dev/null
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 19:51:13 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.164326.18511@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>
>"Jesus is hanging on the cross and down below at the bottom
>
[mild story deleted]
>
>I was exactly referring to filth like this, anyone that can post
>a joke like this, I know that the person has no morals, and is
>willing to do anything to make a hit. I have heard religious jokes
>but this is cynic, calculated and out right blasphomous trying to
>degrade the suffering of Christ. I don't understand how all you
>Christians are just sitting back and allow this kind of stuff.
>

Tolerance is a Christian ethic.

Take a valium and get some sleep.

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From: jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar)
Subject: what next?
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 15:11:24 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

End of newsgroup rec.humor.

******** End of newsgroups--what next? [npq] 

A bottle of Stubbs Queensland Dry?  Naaah, even that couldn't make up for the
sudden vacuum I feel at the sight of this message.  Lately, however, I've been
feeling it -even while there were more posts to read-.  Ack, you'd think this
was politics@ucf1vm.bitnet all of a sudden.

DIRECTIONS FOR USE:  A verbal (sorta) game I saw in a recent issue of
The Exquisite Corpse.  The idea was to take the directions from some product,
and substitute -something else- for the subject in the text.  The example given
in the mag was for the preparation of fish, but 'The Pope' was put in place of
the fish in every instance.  The result prescribed such actions on the part
of the direction follower as making 'an incision behind the Pope's gills' and
testing 'to see if the Pope has become flakey.'  I'm interested in seeing what
odd matings of directions and individuals this group might produce.
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From: jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 21:51:51 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque
Distribution: na

>>|> ObJoke:  Hey, guys! Guess what Woody Allen's next movie is
>>|>          going to be called!  <click-click> *BANG* thud
>>	Don't tell me, don't tell me, lemme guess...Honey I screwed the kids? 

This reminds me of a new joke I just heard:
what do you call a brunette and three blondes on the corner...



**quickly donning asbestos BVD's and ducking behind the monitor***


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Big Jim Wade from Dallas, Texas
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 03:16:53 GMT

In article <1992Aug24.004240.25675@venice.sedd.trw.com> gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
>In article <6687@tekig7.PEN.TEK.COM> thomase@tekig5.pen.tek.com (Stan England) writes:
>>There was once this cowbow who walked in to the bar
>                     ^^^^^^<-------------------------------Eh?
                                                           ^^^^^
          Vat are you, Deaf or something? 
          He is saying it with a wad of RedMan (tm) <--- as If I realy care
          in his mouth.

-ara (The Mesozoic!!, Ahh those were the good old days!!!)


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: Final Analysis
Followup-To: /dev/null
Summary:  So there!
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 15:21:57 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.165251.14809@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>
[Ye Gods!]
>
>Conclusion: some of rec.humor netters did not get past puberty.

Boy, I guess HE told US, eh, folks!

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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.sf.misc
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 00:10:07 GMT

In article <92246.162407HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START THE WORST CASCADE EVER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST BROCADE BEAVER.
>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST LIVER !!!!
>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>>This cascade is damn insane!
>And it's really getting lame!
POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ? !!!!!!!!!!!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Re: Oxymorons revisited...
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 25 Aug 92 14:54:58 CDT

In article <37080@sdcc12.ucsd.edu>, jhussain@cs.ucsd.edu (Jabir Hussain) writes:
|> 
|> |> >>Taxi Cab Drivers
|> |> >>Prison Reform
|> |> >>Government Subsidies
|> |> >>Foriegn Imports
|> |> >>Strip Mining
|> |> >>System Manager
|> |> >rec.humor.funny
|> Moderate Democrats
Military Intelligence

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