From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 02:32:50 GMT

In article <1992Nov8.181736.10357@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>
>In article <1992Nov7.120549.3767@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>|> Path: taco!rock!concert!rutgers!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
>|> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
>|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
>|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
>|> Message-ID: <1992Nov7.120549.3767@wkuvx1.bitnet>
>|> Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 13:05:49 EST
>|> References: <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>  <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> <1992Nov5.150351.3737@wkuvx1.bitnet> <1992Nov6.150434.29451@ncsu.edu>
>|> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
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>|> 
>|> In article <1992Nov6.150434.29451@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>|> > 
>|> > |> > |> >|> >By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>|> > |> > |> >|> >president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>|> > |> > |> >|> >a sex object for president?  
>|> > |> > |> >|> 
>|> > |> > |> >|> oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>|> > |> > |> >|> vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>|> > |> > |> >|> the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!
>|> > |> > |> >|> 
>|> > |> > |> >|> leather aka the ultimate sex object
>|> > |> > |>  
>|> > |> > |> >lets have an election to see who is the sleaziest.
>|> > |> > |> >chestnutt aka how far will they go to win?
>|> > |> > |> 
>|> > |> > |> hee hee!  how far will i *go*?  how far will *i* go?
>|> > |> > |> ooooh, baby, wait and see.
>|> > |> > |> 
>|> > |> > |> mmmmm...hey, maybe i should get references...sprooney?
>|> > |> > |> help me out here...
>|> > |> > |> 
>|> > |> > |> leather aka warming up the custard
>|> > |> > |> 
>|> > |> > |> 
>|> > |> > This *election* will be voted?! on based on the sleeze of each participant, but
>|> > |> > since that is a relitive scale, and considering tina was seen weilding a knife, 
>|> > |> > gina has played slap and tickle with rodants, and leather plays with toys,
>|> > |> > i think imagination and creatitivity along with sleeze should be considered.
>|> > |> >
>|> > |> gina has played may things with many people and would rather die than
>|> > |> let ANYONE be more sleazy than she is. is this a challenge to my
>|> > |> integrity? a challenger to my throne? how dare she. and of course i'll
>|> > |> win. i always do. after all, you can't lie with the dogs and not know
>|> > |> how to bark.
>|> > |>  
>|> > |> > i hope i hav'nt left anyone out who would like to play.  if so, grab a can of
>|> > |> > crisco and your twister game and jump in anytime.
>|> > |> > 
>|> > |> > chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
>|> > |> 
>|> > Gina has come out fighting, Frank?...Yes, she has come out but she seems to
>|> > be trying to ride on her presidental election.  She will have to do better than
>|> > this to win any real points...Thanks Frank...Chestnutt?
>|> 
>|> Ok. This means war. No electional residues. I keep the VP seat
>|> regardless anyway. This is only a sleazefest. I refuse to lose. I do
>|> have references after all. Ratboy. Fievel. Jester. Sprooney on
>|> occassion, and even Chestnutt has been privy to some of my flirtacious
>|> energy. I'll be riding on something besides the tailwind of my
>|> election campaigns by the time this is over (and boy will he enjoy it)
>|> > 
>|> > chestnutt aka I have faith, Gina is just warming up
>|> > 
>|> 
>Theres the Gina from old, whata say Frank...Well, she certanily does show alot
>more spirit this time around but so far she has shown us nothing new..Kinda
>like michel Jacksons new album...same dancing skinny fellow. No, she still has>groung to make up to catch leather...Interesting analysis Frank. Now back to 
>chestnutt in the booth....Hello....hello...whata mean he left...Hes doing 
>field research...OK..this is bob villa sighing off for an abasent chestnutt

>chestnutt aka looking over contestants....closly
ooh, but you haven't looked at *me*, darling...
i've been away on a weekend of debauchery; and i've
got my handcuffs back again...i'm a gentle woman, and
i'm not going to be catty (ahem) to win, like some people.
winning is just not that important to me....i am confident in
my own personal sleaziness, hard and soft core, and so is everone
else...

you can come have a look, if you like...i'll blow you away...

leather aka supremely confident, while still being low-key,
truly the sleazy redhead for you (and you and you and you too)

 

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