HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore)
Subject: Re: Funny lines from movies
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 16:56:35 GMT

Naked Gun:

"There's a 50/50 chance of him making it.  Although there's only a 
ten percent chance of that."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
From: alanw@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Date: 5 Nov 92 11:37:53 -0600
Organization: Mankato State University

In article <18921.2af808f1@ecs.umass.edu>, dmason@ecs.umass.edu writes:
> 
> 
> Since this is rec.humor, I think I will post the funniest joke I've ever heard
> 
> 
>     Bill Clinton

  Gee...Like that is so funny, I forgot to laugh.

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                          "The medium is the message." - Marshall McLuhan (1964)
Alan Williamson				              
Mankato State University
Mankato, Minnesota			              alan@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
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From: 2153bm@gmuvax.gmu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted....answering machine messages
Date: 9 Nov 92 01:28:59 -0500
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, VA.

In article <1992Nov3.162608.87313@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, jao0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JONATHAN ANDREW OMINSKY) writes:
> If anyone has answering machine messages please send them to me.
> 
> My email address is jao0@lehigh.edu

  OK...

Mine says...  "Hi, you've reached Steve and Marion's place, we're not
               going to answer the phone right now, so please leave
               your name and number and we'll get right back to you."

(You didn't say it had to be funny!!!)


SPARKER@GMUVAX.GMU.EDU


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: coxon@mot.com (Jed Coxon)
Subject: *** ASCII TURKEYS *** (was Re: Thanksgiving Ascii Pic wanted)
Organization: ex525
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 12:42:00 GMT
Keywords: ascii turkeys

I found these old Turkey pics in my large archive.  They are not much
to look at but I thought somebody might find a use for them.

Enjoy...


                   TURKEY
                  TURKEYTURKEY
                TURKEYTURKEYTURK
                 TURKEYTURKEYTURKEY
                  TURKEYTURKEYTURKY
       URK         TURKEYTURKEYTURK
      TURKEY        TURKEYTURKEYTUR
      T RKEY       TURKEYTURKEYTURK
      T  KEY      TURKEYTURKEYTURKE
        RkEY      TURKEYTURKEYTURKEY
        RKEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEY
         KEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEY
         KEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTUREKY
         KEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKE
          KEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTURK
           KEYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYTU
            EYTURKEYTURKEYTURKEYT
             EYTURKEYTURKEYTURKE
              YTURKEYTURKEYTURK
               YTURKEYTURKEYTU
                YTURKEYTURKEY
                    UR YTUR
                    KY UR
                   --- TU
                    / ---
                       /

       HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!



                      /^^\    ^^^    /^\
                __     \  \  (   )  /  /
                \  \    \  \  | |   | /
                 \   \    \ \ | |  / /    /--\         H A P P Y
              __  \   \    \________    /    /   T H A N K S G I V I N G
             /  \   \   \  /    _   \ /    /
              \   \   \    | (O) (O) |  /
                \  \    \  |     _\  |
                  \  \     (    <_>  )    /--/
          __        \ \     \_    _/     /  /
          |  \        \\      |  |     /  /       /--|
          |    \        \  ___|  |__ /  /       /    |
          \      \        (         ) /       /      /
           \       \     /uuuuuuuuuu \      /      /
              \      \  /uuuuuuuuuuuuu\   /     /
                \      (uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)/    /
                  \    |uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu|   /
                    \   \uuuuuuuuuuuuu/  /
                       \ \uuuuuuuuuuu/ /
                          \---------/
                            ||    ||
                            ||    ||
                           /||\  /||\


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From: higa@lclark.edu (Keith Higa)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Date: 9 Nov 92 02:14:38 GMT
Article-I.D.: lclark.1992Nov9.021438.23866
Organization: Lewis & Clark College, Portland OR

In article <1992Nov6.015757.28159@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sbc3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SHAWN BRENDON CREWS) writes:
>WELL ALAN, YOU'LL GET THE JOKE LATER.
>IT WILL BEGIN ON JANUARY 21.

All I can say is, Rush Limbaugh must be really happy that Bush lost.
Now he has someone higher up he can rag on.  Higher that Congress, I mean.

-- 
Keith K. Higa                         Lewis & Clark College    
higa@lclark.edu                       Portland, OR, USA
In a hierarchy each member tends to rise to his/her level of incompetence.
                                 --The Peter Principle
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From: rka20423@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Rubio)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: DIR/REG
Date: 13 Nov 92 00:00:13 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.BxMo0F.22M
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

mgupta@eng.clemson.edu  writes:

>Q :  How do you shoot a pink elephant ?
>A :  You tickle it pink and then shoot it with a pink elephant gun.


...Minas?!


--rubio  (rubio@uiuc.edu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: TUK067@maccvm.corp.mot.com (David Wheeler)
Subject: Re: Deer Jokes
Organization: Motorola
Date: 10 Nov 1992 08:42:25 CST

>edunn@gomez.intel.com (Edward Dunn):

>What do you call a deer with no eyes?
>No Idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still No Idea

>What do you call a deer with no eyes and no penis?
>No Fxxxxxx Idea

Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard)
Subject: Goin' Huntin! (tasteless)
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 10:10:51 GMT


There was this hunter out roaming the forest looking for something to shoot.
He comes to a clearing and there by a pond is a beautiful 6-point buck! He
takes careful aim and SHOOTS! The deer falls over dead! The hunter, rather
pleased with himself saunters over to the deer. But on the way over, this
park ranger runs out of the forest and grabs the deer by the tail and lifts
up. The rangers sticks his finger up the deer's butt, sniffs it and declares,
"This is a Virginia White-Tailed deer, from mid-eastern Virginia. They're
out of season so you can't keep it." The hunter curses his luck but doesn't
argue with the ranger and he stomps off.

Later on, the hunter spies a huge rabbit hopping along the trail. The hunter
picks up his gun, takes careful aim... and BLAM! The rabbit's dead! The
hunter hurries over to the rabbit but not before this SAME RANGER comes
running out of the forest, picks up the rabbit, shoves a finger up its ass,
sniffs it and declares, "This is a Gray Hare, from Kentucky. It's out of
season, so you can't keep it." The hunter curses his luck again. But again,
doesn't argue with the ranger and just leaves.

After awhile, the hunter comes upon a squirrel, skittering around looking for
some nuts. The hunter looks around for that damned ranger but doesn't see him
anywhere so he decides to have a go... He lifts his gun, aims at the squirrel
and KAPOW! The squirrel drops over dead. The hunter waits for a moment but
there's no sign of the ranger. Finally he heads over to the squirrel. Just
as he's about to reach it, out running comes that ranger, heads over to the
squirrel, picks it up, shoves a finger in its behind, sniffs it a declares,
"This is a Tennesee Red Squirrel, from South-Western Tennessee, it's out of
season, so you can't keep it."

The ranger is a little pissed off. "Look", he says to the hunter, "I figured
you didn't know the seasons when you shot the White-Tailed Deer so I didn't
say a word.  Then I reckoned it was just bad luck when you shot the Gray Hare.
But now here I find you've gone and killed a Tennessee Red Squirrel, just who
the hell are you anyway?"

The hunter just shrugs and drops his drawers and says, "You seem to be pretty
good at this, you tell me!"

---

Brat
From: ericf@npic.Corp.Sun.COM (Eric Francis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny firms/place names
Date: 12 Nov 1992 17:24:54 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: ericf@npic.Corp.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: npic.corp.sun.com

(Sorry about the blank post, my mouse made me do it...)

In article 78438@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu, dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY) writes:
>And imports also find it odd that New Tripoli is called New triPOli.  But they
>all love Blue Ball and Virginville!
>

Gee, I wonder if Virginville, Pa and Climax, Michigan are "sister cities"....

Hey!  If you don't like it -- go to Hell, Michigan!

Eric
From: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: names for female labrador
Date: 6 Nov 92 04:59:43 EST
Reply-To: "frank rosenbaum" <frank.rosenbaum@execnet.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Executive Networks Information

SM    Subject: Names for Female Labrador
If you are into public humilliation, name her Labia. 
---
  1st 1.01 #710  No matter where you go, there you are.
--
Executive Network Information System  (914) 667-4567
International ILink Host
From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: I don't get 10/28 Far Side
Date: 9 Nov 92 21:02:56 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

mikes@ars2.uucp (Mike Schlosser) writes:

> In <Bx5Kp0.E6K@wang.com> dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:
> 
> 
> >I don't understand the Far Side calendar for Wednesday, Oct. 28.  On a
> >shelf there are three pickle-jar type things (like lab specimens)
> >and the caption is "Broca's brain, appendix, and baseball glove"
> 
> >I guess Broca must be someone or some piece of culture that I
> >skipped over in my life.
> 
> >Thanks in advance for the clue.
> 
> >Dave
> 

Broca was a famous brain researcher, famous for discovering
Broca's area of the brain (something to do with speach or pattern
recognition, I can't remember without performance enhancing drugs or
15 year old textbooks).  Not a particularly funny farside unless
you are a brain surgeon.  Of course, between TV and computers we don't
need drugs or brain surgeons any more.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rchen@nyx.cs.du.edu (Rodney Chen)
Subject: Shoot/Foot Request
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 92 01:15:05 GMT



About 3 months ago I remember a list being posted about the different
shoot/foot thingy dingys for each computer language.  Can someone please
repost it or mail me a copy?  Thanks.
From: gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Gundlach Family account)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 13 Nov 92 01:21:01 GMT
Organization: UGA Statistics Department

In article <1992Nov11.190046.12257@cunews.carleton.ca> cs401017@scs.carleton.ca (tonis kasvand) writes:
%_In article <1992Nov11.105310.1@vms.ocom.okstate.edu> chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edu writes:
%_>In article <1dpffpINN5r4@network.ucsd.edu>, carllr@sluggo.sdsc.edu (Rich Carll) writes:
%_>> 
%_>> 
%_>> Any one got an acrnym for ACURA ??
%_>
%_>Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
%_>
%_ Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
%_
Have you ever noticed that noone ever has any favorite cars when it
comes to car acronyms? I mean, I like acura, I would never write
anything like the above junk! Are all you people bycyclers?
%_


-- 
********************************************************************************
*-:^) *** Mike Gundlach        * "No, please, call me, 'Wonko the Sane'.
* Gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu.*  Goodbye, and Thanks For all the Fish
********************************************************************************
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mmmirash@midway.ecn.uoknor.edu (Mandar M. Mirashi)
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 22:03:06 GMT
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK, USA

In article <1992Oct30.145305.2660@brandonu.ca> marshall@brandonu.ca (Edward S. Marshall) writes:
>In article <73086@hydra.gatech.EDU>, gt2619b@prism.gatech.EDU (S. Axel Medlin) writes:
>> In article <1992Oct29.231251.9101@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au> cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
>>>In article <Bwvrz6.JH1@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Oct28.204917.9357@mcs.anl.gov> peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM) writes:
>>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE,
>>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>>>>It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>>>I don't understand - what the fuck?
>>>HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
>>Come on now, guys, you're pressing your luck!
>Yeah, this rhyming is really starting to suck!
That's what happens when you pass the buck,
You're doing fine and suddenly you're stuck,
You look back and ponder at the gooey muck,
You talk gibberish and quack like a duck.

-- 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Space the final frontier" - Star Trek.
"Try to see it my way, only time will tell if I am right or I am wrong"
                                                         - The Beatles
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott)
Subject: Re: Quotes in a list seen on T shirts
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 12:40:34 GMT

In article <jh25s56.4uus@sycom.mi.org> jh25s56@sycom.mi.org (Jim Harvey) writes:
>In an article, ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel) writes:
>>In the past I have seen on a T shirt and on cards a string of quotes
>>that start and end like this:
>>  "To be or Not to be..."  Shakspear
>> "...."
>>  "...."
>>  "To be do be do"  Sinatra
>>Does any one have the entire set?  Thanks in advance
>Ah,  I think it was something like....
>   To do, is to be.....     Plato
>   To be, is to do.....     Sarte
>   Do be do be do......     Sinatra

I'm quite sure that it is, I am wearing that shirt at the moment.

Friar

-- 
    "Silence isn't golden if I'm holdin' it inside."
                           --- W. Axl Rose

friar@choate.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Polly Nomial????
From: <BXT3@psuvm.psu.edu>
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 11:33:21 EST
Organization: Penn State University

Hi folks, has anyone heard of a really funny math story about polly nomial?
A post or e-mail would be cool.  Thanks

bxt3@psuvm.psu.edu
Ben
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jensting@ic.ac.uk (Jens Tingleff)
Subject: Re: pickup lines (PARENTAL ADVISORY:EXPLICIT LYRICS)
Organization: Elec. Eng. Imperial College, London
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 10:32:45 GMT

And here's one including the correct snappy return

Guy	How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Lady	Unfertilised, f*ck off!


-- 
Mr Jens Tingleff, M.Sc.EE. PhD student at 
     Imperial College, Dept of EE,  Exhibition Road, London SW7 2BT, England
jensting@ic.ac.uk or jensting@dinghy.ee.ic...  (used to be jensting@diku.dk) 
"Mind you, she was carving her initials on its nose.." M. Python, trailer to HG
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre,eunet.jokes
Subject: And Still the Moon
Date: 6 Nov 92 13:44:43 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

Part 1.
                       Excited.
                       --------
I'm excited.

Its the first day of the rest of my life.  (My analyst gets paid for
great one liners like that...His other ones are:- "Don't put off till
tomorrow what you can do today" and "Turn the other cheek")

It was people like him that caused my first accident.  (The one with
the two spring lambs;  the bucket of cucumber skins and the choir
boy....they never let you forget.)

I try to keep happy thoughts in my head as I walk down the road.  I
ignore the policeman, I know REAL policemen don't wear tutu's.  He
ask's me for directions to the zoo.  (Maybe he knows about the
pregnant Giraffe....I thought I'd hidden the step-ladder.....Hmmm)

A little later.......

I've walked three miles now without any mishaps.  No surreal happens
tonight, me thinks.  (I've always admired the works of Shakespeare,
maybe it was something to do with my childhood ....  I never did find
out about the balcony, best not to dwell on it I suppose)

Three miles, rhymes with Beer and alcohol.  I enter the nearest pub in
a poetic frame of mind.

I approach the bar, Fred Flintstone stands behind it polishing a glass.

"My name is Horatio Winklebottom the Third and I am an Alcoholic" I
cry, proud in the knowledge that someone cares.

"I though I told you not to come in here again" Says Fred.  "We've
just cleared up after your last visit."

But that was three miles ago....

15 pints later and I'm feeling no pain.  People stop to point and
stare, but they don't know the real me.  The true workings of my inner
self will never be explained to mere mortals such as these.  They
stand there in their expensive socks and colour coordinated shoe
laces.

I pity them, they will never know.

I hit the road with a soggy THUMP! Shit.

Three miles and I'm half way to nowhere.  I've been here before though
so I introduce myself to the game show host lurking in the corner.

"And our next contestant on "The Thin Edge of Insanity" is....."

"My name is all and nothing" I reply

"OK mister Olly NoThing, you have three minutes to listen to me
patronise and ridicule you"

Sounds like life really does'nt it ?  They say I have a disease of the
mind.  I say I'm the only sane man alive.  But I would say that
would'nt I ?

My echoing footsteps clatter down the corridor in a mirage of
appalling grammar and bad spelling.  A light shines at the end of the
tunnel.........
-- 
And Still the Moon is Copyright (C) Andy Cannon 1992 but that probably 
won't bother anyone.
From: mye3349@cuphub.cup.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: OOPSS
Date: 5 Nov 92 22:35:53 GMT
Organization: California University of Pennsylvania, California, PA

TEST FOR CHECK
From: MFM104@psuvm.psu.edu (Markus)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: candy bar poem
Date: 13 Nov 92 01:47:42 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

One payday Mr. Goodbar wanted a bit of honey
So he took his miss hershey behind the powerhouse
on the corner of fifth avenue and clark
where he then began to feel her mounds

This was an almond joy
That definitely made his tootsie roll

He let out a snicker
as he slipped his butterfinger up her kit kat
Which of course caused the milky way

She screamed Oh henry
as she squeezed his peter paul and zagnuts and said
your better than the three musketeers
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 19:14:51 GMT

In article <BxC0u8.LCE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jason Balicki (KodaK)) writes:
>Matthew Crosby writes:
>>Geoff Green writes:
>>>Matthew B. M. Gibson (gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
>>>: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
>>>: >brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>>: >>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) writes:
>>>: >>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>: >>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
>>>: >>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
>>>: >>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
>>>: >>>>>lines over and over again?
>>>: >>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
>>>: >>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
>>>: >>It's a rambling serenade!
>>>: >How is it made?
>>>: Well, you could use a blade.
>>>Or a spade :)
>>I wish this moronic thing would fade!
>But it's good for the economic diaper trade!
You're just wishin' you could get laid.
					-Kurgan
-- 
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|  --"I have something to say.  It's better to burn out, than to fade away!"  |
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From: msm5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MARTIN SCOTT MCGUIRE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Request unix pranks
Date: 11 Nov 92 16:04:17 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <BxHG4D.MGG@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, jshg1134@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Jeffrey S.
Hoeft) writes:
>
>
>HOW MANY TIMES DOM YOU HAVE TO POST THIS DAMN MESSAGE?
> Is there an FTP site where I can get some Unix pranks? ie a program which
>will cause windows to go haywire, the screen to melt unexpectedly, etc.
>
>Thanks in advance,
>
>Jeff
>j-hoeft@uiuc.edu
>
>
>Path: maureen.cen.uiuc.edu!user
>From: mtan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Maureen Tan)
>
From: russotto@eng.umd.edu (Matthew T. Russotto)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Cautious president
Keywords: topical, smirk, original
Date: 10 Nov 92 00:33:36 GMT
Article-I.D.: eng.1992Nov10.003336.16443
Organization: Project GLUE, University of Maryland, College Park

In article <S499.1f04@looking.on.ca> shekhar@hpisrhe.cup.hp.com (Shekhar Bhide) writes:
>Every C programmer knows that, if elected, the democrat will be a very
>careful president. After all, the name is C-"lint"-ON.

And here I thought that meant that he will whine a lot about people
doing things which are perfectly legal, but he just doesn't consider
to be quite right.
-- 
Matthew T. Russotto	russotto@eng.umd.edu	russotto@wam.umd.edu
Some news readers expect "Disclaimer:" here.
Just say NO to police searches and seizures.  Make them use force.
(not responsible for bodily harm resulting from following above advice)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: Andrew McCallum <andrewm@zooid.guild.org>
Subject: Re: The last laugh.
X-To: IGOR GREKIN
Organization: The Zoo of Ids
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 22:32:00 GMT

From grekin@fisherman.hac.com (Igor Grekin)
>I agree with you, completely.

    Hey man, I agree too.  (I'll agree to anything, especially if you give
me no idea what I'm agreeing to, like a QUOTE.)

---
    .sig's are neat,                   | Andrew McCallum
    .sig's are fun,                     \ andrewm@zooid.guild.org
    .sig's tell where to flame someone.  |andrewm@terranet.cts.com

Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,aus.jokes.d
From: gja@mullian.ee.mu.oz.au (Grenville Armitage)
Subject: Re: TOXIC CUSTARD WORKSHOP FILES #121 (Plus! another crappy cartoon!)
Organization: Basket Weavers, Inc.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 06:01:52 GMT

In article <s1072964.721447311@giaeb> s1072964@giaec.cc.monash.edu.au (SHERLOCK) writes:
>I am definitely making up a global kill file for this .....this.......

Then _do it_ and stop dribbling about it here.
	[..]
>YET ANOTHER ANNOYED READER OF THE SICK TCWFs

Hey, blame the guy forcing you to read it.

Que? No one's _forcing_ you to read it?

Wonders will _never_ cease.

gja