From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Politics of USENET
Summary: OGGLE this, WHOOSHbreath!
Date: 24 Jul 92 17:20:42 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Followup-To: alt.flame
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What's worse than an OGGLE? (no, not the other dumb shit in Bruce's articles) 
What RN does to an OGGLE when you quote the article.	
see below:

In article <p8-1H2q*k8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Buf
alini) writes:

>You seem to be quite misinformed.  Bruce does not have time to write BASIC
>programs to create OGGLEs, nor the time to type 8,192 OGGLEs.  You pathetic
>twits will never figure out how they get posted, so just give up.
>
Since Bruce speaks of Bruce in the third person, its clear Bruce can't get
enough of himself, hence OGGLE and WHOOSH.
It's nice that his bathroom has a mirror strategically placed so that he can
watch when he flushes his dick in the bidet.  
OGGLE WHOOSH OGGLE WHOOSH etc.

Oh great one, grant me, please!

>Your request for OGGLEs has been granted:
>
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE         
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
>OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE OGGLE
>
>Bruce A. Bufalini

Thanks again, Bruce.  It has been gratifying to quote you.  And I thought
performance art was stupid shit.  Was I ever wrong.  So here`s mine:

the OrgasmaBruce

BRUCE OGGLE WHOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH
BRUCE OGGLE WHOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH
BRUCE OGGLE WHOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH
BRUCE OGGLE WHOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH BRUCE OGGLE WOOSH

Boy Bruce, you're right.  That was hard work.  Had to stop. Heavy breathing.
How do you do it, you burly strapping man you!
But I'll practice, and someday I'll be a computer wizard like you, and maybe
I'll have my own feminine hygiene products too.

Matt
One question? Why is that IUD string hanging outa your asshole?
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