HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Question for Julie and Steve
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 14:10:35 GMT

Adrian beats a dead horse:
>'Chelle 'chuggests:
>>Adrian gets his kicks:
>
>[LF rubs his butt.]  Ouch!  No fair getting the FamilyMule to do your
>dirty work!  8-)

Mule, 'Chmule... er, Schmule!  It was Rip!  I swear it!
>
>>>>** FEMALE SUPPORT ALERT!! **
>>>    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>Is this, like, something you wear around your chest?  [Audience
>>>groans.]  'CHADDAP!  8-)
>>A jock strap for mammaries, you mean?
>
>Yeah, that's the ticket!  Brain's dissolving under the on'chlaught of
>Chem final preparations...

Well, that seems only appropriate... put some ice on it, that should help.

>>>We've all had that "job", 'Chelle, with variations in 'chubject matter...
>>It's true that the subject matter varies... "No, you're not stupid", "No, you
>>look great in that color", "No, I don't hate you for flirting with the guy I
>>liked"... *sigh*  I was such a doormat.
>
>Ah, but you were such a *cute* doormat!  8-)

A doormat is a doormat... damn, if I was so cute, how come I didn't have guys
lined up around the block to take me out?


Oh, yeah... I forgot.  I'm a brunette.
(although for quite a few years, I went red)

>>>Well, 'che 'chure can beat hell out of mine, and where dem pixs?  8-)
>>O' the suit, you mean?  I'm sure SOMEONE'S got them... JT and Andy (hey, where
>>IS Andy?) had their CamCorders.  I'm sure Julie paid them a LOT not to
>>broadcast the pix.  :)
>
>I'm 'chure I can match Jules' price...unless it isn't paper currency
>we're talking about here...8-)

Well, I'm planning on getting her a complete set of utensils for the SOLE
purpose of throwing them at you...
>
>>>Lexi(ARCvillainWithA'ChpareTire)Fiend
>>Whassamatter, Adrian, is the "s" key broken?
>
>'Churely you jest!  I'm 'chaving the 's' key for other 'chituations...
>
>Lexi(Not'ChureHow'ChelleWill'ChaveHis'Chcalp)Fiend

You're really amusing yourself with this one, aren't you?  :)

Mi'Chelle
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 03:15:23 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland
Keywords: unlurk now!

roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth) writes:
>In article <1992Aug17.080544> cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) complains:
>>this is worse than talking about me behind my back - talking about me
>>in front of me but in German!
>
>Ummmm. *innocent look* Why do you think we're takling about YOU?

It seemed to me that you were discussing the joke that was made with
my name - still don't know what it was, oh well.

>>perhaps I'll have to get my german physicst down from upstairs to
>>translate for me.
>
>No, waaaiiit! Don't! I's not worth disturbing him (well, perhaps, you've
>allways wanted some reason to ask him to come down - never mind). :-)

don't worry, I was only joking, I wouldn't disturb Leo for something
like that, you folks can have your german conversations in peace. :-)

>>Oh, why didn't I listen when they said "Never do a   |  cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz 
>> masters and try to have a life at the same time"?   |  clare west

Well nobody said it quite like that, but several people said "Don't do
a masters you'll live to regret it." I don't think they were right but
we'll just have to wait and see.

clare

-- 
Oh, why didn't I listen when they said "Never do a   |  cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz 
 masters and try to have a life at the same time"?   |  clare west
                 BigSis to Chris, Eric and Kristiina
                    Official Welcomer of the RFA
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: It's amazing what you can miss in five days ...
Date: 13 Aug 92 02:42:43 GMT
	<11AUG199219592458@bestsd.sdsu.edu> <1992Aug12.045421.5452@sequent.com>
	<1992Aug12.154730.4393@tessi.com>
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: george@tessi.com's message of Wed, 12 Aug 1992 15:47:30 GMT

GeorgeM explains:
>rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>>[ . . . ]  Do I detect alittle menage a troi here?
>Only if you're watching "Star Trek: The Next Generation."
>-- George (ld.so: open error 2) Mitchell (george@tessi.com)
            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You know, I saw this message flash in mid-air when I was in
YeOldeHoloDeck once.  Never found the exit after that...

Lexi(TrappedInAComputer'sFantasy...AndLovingEveryNanoSecondOfIt)Fiend
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 18 Aug 92 19:48:20 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Aug18.120051.18876@mlb.semi.harris.com> smccoy@dw3f.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy) writes:
>HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.) writes:
>|>jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
>|>>smccoy@dw3f.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy) shares:
>|>>
>|>>
>|>>>I believe women do not receive enough flowers from their
>|>>>men, that champagne, chocolate, and jacuzzi's are a good
>|>>>thing, and that John Cleese is the funniest man alive!
>|>
>|>Ok, get this: my girlfriend doesn't like live flowers because they die,
>|>she can't have champagne because she's not 21 (heck, she'd not even 20
>|>for another 12 days), she can't have chocolate because sugar is a no-no,
>|>chocolate has caffeine, and unsweetened chocolate tastes like crap (not
>|>that I'd know), and (and this is the one that hurts me most, I think)
>|>she just doesn't care much for British humor.
>|>
>|>Any suggestions?  What should I do?
 
Hey, send her a gift certificate or some money to go 
shopping for a new outfit!   * Lis' eyes sparkle *
Most ladies I know love to shop for new clothes!  :-)

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association
Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Names from my tongue
Keywords: What does THIS sound like?
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Fri, 7 Aug 1992 14:31:08 GMT

> kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) enunciates...
>puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) writes:
>
>> I think the name that I felt sounded the most romantic was Andrea.
>> She pronounced it on-DRA'-uh.   Sends shivers up my spine...
>I have a penpal called 'Jonobie' and I still don't know
>how to pronounce her name correctly. :-)

I'll take a stab...         _   _
			ju-NO'-be

>> I mean, what kind of mental picture do you get when I say MY name is 
>>                               RALPH  (thanx, Dad)
>What about my name? (any ideas?)
>Kai :-)

Hmmm...  Here in Nashville, Kai ('kay) is slang for okay. I would
say that your a laid-back-kinda-dude. I see you smilin' and holdin'
up your thumb as to say...
	"Everythin's okay!"    8-)

>Kai Voigt        ! The idea of a meta-font should now be clear. But what good
>Werftstrasse 2   ! is it? The ability to manipulate lots of parameters may
>2300 Kiel 14     ! be interesting and fun, but does anybody REALLY NEED a 
>Germany          ! 6 1/7 point font that is one fourth of the way between
>+49 431 7297514  ! Baskerville and Helvetica?  (Donald E Knuth)

P.S. My full name is all German. Ralph, which is from Rolf, which means
"wolf". And Bischof (the German spellin' is Bischoff, but my Grandfather
dropped an 'f') is from bishop, or cardinal. I ain't ABOUT to go into
my middle name!  :)

-- 
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com	.sig by Generic Labels
(Put irritating title here)		(Put phone # here.)
(Put obnoxious quote here. Please make it as long as possible.)
From: dars@joplin.biosci.arizona.edu (David AR. Sanders)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Memories Delivered
Date: 12 Aug 92 17:43:12 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Biotechnology, Tucson


 The US Postal Service delivered some memories to me last night,
 so in honour of the memories, I dedicate this song to all those who
 are involved in LDR's.

 SONG FOR A WINTER'S NIGHT
	words and music by Gordon Lightfoot

The lamp is burning low upon my table-top,
The snow is softly falling.
The air is still in the silence of my room,
I hear your voice softly calling.
If I could only have you near
To breathe a sigh or two,
I would be happy just to hold the hands I love,
On this winter's night with you.

The smoke is rising in the shadows overhead,
My glass is almost empty.
I read again between the lines upon the page,
The words of love you sent me.
If I could know within my heart,
That you were lonely too.
I would be happy just to hold the hands I love,
On this winter's night with you.

The fire is dying now, my lamp is growing dim,
The shades of night are lifting.
The morning light steals across my window pane,
Where webs of snow are drifting.
If I could only have you near
To breathe a sigh or two
I would be happy just to hold the hands I love,
And to be once again with you.
And to be once again with you.

  * sigh *

	Cheers for now,

			Dave
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Holton, Jeffrey)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 17 Aug 92 02:03:54 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <BsxoB4.7IJ@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:

>Surely 'Chelle should shtop shelving long enough to love Lee longly
                       ^^^^^
                       FOUL!                                  ^^^^^
                                                               FOUL!

>while he is visiting..

10 yard penalty
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 19 Aug 92 19:41:14 GMT
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.

Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>> 
>> Besides, I'm not stacked... I'm just drawn that way...
>
>Drawn? Wouldn't "molded" be a better word? After all, you didn't look
>cartoonish when we met. Or were you a JessicaRabbitClone?

Worse yet, I could've been a CoolWorldKimBasinger clone.  Yuck!!

Michelle
"I just want to be real..."  Oh, please.
From: kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 16:33:36 GMT
Distribution: world               
Organization: World Violation, Inc.

roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth) writes:
>
> In article <1992Aug18.031743.12731> cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) writes:
> >thanks for the hugs - they really cheer me up.
> 
> More? while(!enough){hug(clare); smile();};  :-)
> 
>                      (^ attention, side effects in this procedure!)

I believe that this routine is infinite :-)

> 
> >... its kinda weird to see stuff you don't understand
> >but is a good reminder to us all that all the world does not english
> >speak.
> 
> See how I feel sometimes when reading ARCnews? By the way, that's what
> the german text was all about... (believe it or not! *smile*)

Yes, believe it or not!!! <grin>

Kai

---
Kai Voigt         !  I want somebody who cares for me passionately
Werftstrasse 2    !  With every thought and with every breath
2300 Kiel 14      !  Someone who'll help me see things in a different light
Germany           !  All the things I detest I will almost like
+49 431 7297514   !  (depeche mode - some great reward)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: smccoy@dw3g.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy)
Subject: Re: Look through your window
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 14:14:33 GMT
Reply-To: smccoy@dw3g.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy)
Organization: Harris Corporation Information Systems Division

davol@twinheadmeiko.co.uk (David Wilson) writes:
|>
|>Why not lift your eyes from the screen. Is there a 
|>window in your room ? What can you see ? Tell us 
|>about it. 
|>

I just moved to a new office (temporarily, thank god), and
this one has two walls of PANELLING!!!!!!  AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
And no windows!!!

I keep expecting to go home at the end of the day and find
that my slacks have turned into bell-bottoms!!!  :-)

I did bring one good picture with me...from my trip (too
long ago) to Little Cayman.  The shot shows my dive group
at 85 ft off the Little Cayman wall.  The wall is on the
left of the picture, the divers on the right, and there is
a large yellow finger sponge jutting out from the wall.
100+ ft visibility!  Cool picture...cool trip.  I remember 
most vividly the excursion we took out from the wall at 60 
ft...we took a compass bearing and swam out into open ocean
...after a few hundred yards, we stopped and just hung there
...suspended in blue water...lighter above...darker below...
uniform blue all around...

Oh, well, back to grind.

---
Scott McCoy		| Now I'm lookin' all around me for the answers
Cheshire Cat		| And I know you're looking hard too
Official Back Scratcher	| I know what you're thinking,
of the RFA		| Maybe wishes come true.
			| 	(Jon Butcher)
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett Fitzgerald)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 14 Aug 92 17:43:33 GMT
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA

In article <92226.221324IO92143@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> Donna Foster <IO92143@MAINE.MAINE.EDU> writes:
>       Hi all!! :-) 

Hi, Donna! <*waving wildly*>

>I guess since this is a roll call, I should speak up.

Prolly.... :-)

>I'm Donna, Fiancee to Garrett Fitzgerald (Sarek) the Official Diver
>of the RFA. 

Couldn't resist mentioning that, could you? <*shakes head
sorrowfully*> :-)

>I attended the BeaChat '92, but haven't posted much. 

Shame on you!!!! :-)

>When I'm at home, I'm a student at the University of Maine. Right
>now, I'm working in RI as a nanny/housekeeper.

_Much_ better having you 20 minutes north than 5+ hours north... :-)
<*huggle*>  

>So, I haven't had many chances to read ARC this summer. 

What, do you think that was supposed to be an _excuse_? Geez! :-)

>I'll try to read and post more when I get back to school. 

Oh, goody. :-)

>*HUGS* to all!!! 

Mmmmm, that was nice--can I have some more? :-)

>Oh, BTW, are there any other Eeyores out there?
>                          Donna :-)

Ok, so Donna's the official Eeyore of ARC. :-) Now, all I have to do
is convince her to come up with an RFA app....
--------------------
"Isn't it funny 
 How a bear likes honey?"

Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Diver of the RFA and 'Chelle's TwinSib

Sarek@world.std.com
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Question for Julie and Steve
Organization: OFSA
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 17:24:02 GMT

HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.)
confesses:

>In article <BszJLK.Hpq@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
>>She does, doesn't she? Body of a 20 year old and the mind of a ...
>>*smirk*...hhee heehee...a...heeHAHAhehHEHE...oh,
>>*snicker*...nevermind.
>
>You know, I used to feel guilty everytime I treated my girlfriend
>like that.  Do you let him get away with that?

That wasn't the treat, she got the treat last night, and this morning.

-- 
Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher)
Subject: Re: YAHOO!!!!
Organization: Quitters Inc.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 06:31:52 GMT

>In article <1992Aug20.214136.18640@wetware.com>, diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:
>|> Finally!
>|> 
>|> The paper from the judge says that the divorce
>|> is final TODAY!  (August 20, that is!)
>|> 
>|> YIPPEE!!
>|> 
>|> CatWoman

	Great!  Does this mean you will marry me now?
-- 
He waits to hear her say 'forgive',
but she just drops her pearl-black eyes
and prays to hear him say 'I love you',
but he tells no more lies.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 06:11:31 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland


>In article <1992Aug18.123116.10162@waikato.ac.nz> darren@waikato.ac.nz writes:
>
>>You must have forgotten since I was in my mild-mannered shy guy
>>operator guise, before I found these purple robes and spells and
>>potions.

Hey, purple robes! oh yeah! My *favourite* colour is purple.

clare

-- 
Oh, why didn't I listen when they said "Never do a   |  cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz 
 masters and try to have a life at the same time"?   |  clare west
                 BigSis to Chris, Eric and Kristiina
                    Official Welcomer of the RFA
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 20:59:43 -0400 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: romance of DATA on Star Trek

underdog@leland.Stanford.EDU (Dwight Joe) writes:
> John has trouble in believing fairy tales.
> 
> He used to believe in princesses, knights, good-triumphs, etc. but
> he doesn't believe any more--in anything.
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^           ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Brrrr!  What a scary thought. Not believing in anything. Might as well be 
dead! 

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
From: darren@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: romance of DATA on Star Trek
Date: 13 Aug 92 19:24:35 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

In article <1992Aug13.020054.14544@sequent.com>, rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
    (lots of stuff deleted for easier reading purposes...)

> This may sound pretty harsh in this group, but sometimes a real friend
> will not spare his/her friends feelings if it is really important.
> 
> **SoapBoxModeOff**
> 
> 
> 
> rip

Nope, doesn't sound harsh to me, rip. Sometimes when someone starts to refuse 
to see the beauty in life, when they can't feel the goodness that DOES just 
float serenely around them, when they find it too difficult to climb the wall
of indifference that life can seem to be to someone that isn't looking where
they're going then often a swift kick in the bum or a pair of fangs snapping
at their heels are needed for that scraping climb over to freedom.

Long may the serious brick foundations that hold up the silliness of ARC stand.

-Darren (in a "Ijustdon'twanttogohometoanemtyhousetonight" mood)
	(but who might because a "OnthewayIcouldsmellthefreshspring
	 blossomsthatarebeckoningthesummerin" mood would be nice)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Disclaimer: Pardon?
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 18 Aug 92 05:19:17 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <LF.92Aug17081718@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>[LF adopts his PesteringPatriach role.] Now now, dear AppleOfMyEye, I
>keep telling you that eating a whole box of Chocs when you're not
>feeling well will only make you feel worse later!  Go to bed, drink
>plenty of fluids, and Ma will be right up with the CastorOil.
>
>Lexi(Besides,IWantSomeForMyself)Fiend

Is it worth telling this individual that he is UtterlyDisgusting, or is
it now time to give up and admit defeat?

--J(IsThatLikeMotorOil?)Boris
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 18 Aug 92 17:17:30 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <kai02302920718084021@depeche.toppoint.de> kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:
>Hallo Martin, glaubst Du, dass CLARE vielleicht MAD werden koennte,
>wenn sie diesen NONSENSE hier verstehen koennte. Aber ein paar HUGS
>werden ihr nicht schaden, RIGHT? :-)

Ich wird es gern haben, dass ihr nicht an dieses Weg ueber Clare
screiben.

(And all the german-speaking audience says, "Aw..."  :)   )

Actually, Clare, it's not that bad.  :)

--J.
From: dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Some Days
Date: 13 Aug 1992 07:50:17 -0400
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

>Y'see - Getting him a PanzerGruppen of toy
>tanks and some serious AirSupport - including
>a WartHog - IS a good, meaningful LoveToken!
>
>And can cause surprise postings from your
>favorite PYM...
>
>Diana



I would just like to say for the
record that a Warthog (Go Ugly, Early!)
is enough to make any real man's
dangly bits become infused with a
PotentialForMischief!

Thank you !

XuierD

The Evil sugar substitute, take two, they're small...
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 16:00:54 GMT

>Jules(G/PRAfB/FMSS) sez:
>|> Well, folks, Dan is asking for a role call...good time for it with all the
>|> newbies....

Hi, Dan!

I'm Michelle (or 'Chelle), and I live in Evanston... a few hours away from you, 
I believe! 

I haven't been too visible in ARC lately, because of a lot of work here at the
library.  See, the shelves fell down a few weeks ago and we're still sorting
through the mess.  I'm going to be a senior at Northwestern this year,
majoring in English, and very busy with grad school application stuff!  But,
amidst all the hustle and bustle, I'll still make time to spend with my
HandsomeHunk and Fiance, Lee Groves.  He'll be here tomorrow afternoon and
let's just say I'm terribly excited.  ;)

Anyhoo, back to work!!

Michelle
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Question for Julie and Steve
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 15:26:16 GMT

roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth)
>jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) admitts:
>>NoNoNo, I'm 33 alright....and have the silver hairs to prove it...
>
>Only some more decades, and it will be jmalone@white.ucs.indiana.edu ?
>
no, just  jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu



-- 
Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
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