From: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman)
Newsgroups: alt.irc,alt.irc.recovery,alt.irc.sleaze
Subject: Pun alert II
Date: 23 Dec 92 02:17:25
Organization: Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave. Cambridge, MA 02139
NNTP-Posting-Host: nutrimat.gnu.ai.mit.edu

Once again, in fine tradition, I and several acquaintances proceeded to
waste a perfectly good evening making puns on IRC.  This is what VR is
all about!

Cast of thousands:

        Amazin:         Jennifer Grace <amazin@soc12.acpub.duke.edu>
        ed:             Noah Friedman <friedman@prep.ai.mit.edu>
        Lenore:         Lenore Ramm <lenore@cs.duke.edu>
        poxaV:          Chris Williams <cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu>
        seafarer: ?
        usher: ?        
        womble:         Sandy Wambold <wambold@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>


On channel #cantabrigia, December 16, 1992 at ~22:00 - 23:08 EST

[poxaV] i only have ONE MORE final, and it's in Abnormal Psychology, which is strangely fitting.
[womble] Know thyself.
[poxaV] Physician, know thyself.
[seafarer] Dog, heel thyself.
[poxaV] sorry, physician, heal thyself
[ed] sexual pervert : know thyself.
[poxaV] loaf of bread: heel thyself
[poxaV] unicycle: wheel thyself
[poxaV] knight: kneel thyself
[Usher] Thief: Steal my self...
[seafarer] melted DNA:  reanneal thyself.
[poxaV] sword: anneal thyself
[Amazin] orange: peel thyself
[poxaV] masturbator: feel thyself
[Amazin] tupperware: seal thyself
[seafarer] fisherman:  reel thyself.
[poxaV] used car salesman: deal thyself
[poxaV] glass, fill thyself
[Usher] Bait: creel thyself.
[ed] cryptographer : conceal thyself.
[seafarer] schooner:  keel thyself
[poxaV] Kibo: sil thyself
[Usher] Cardplayer: Deal thyself.
[poxaV] bell: peal thyself
[ed] lawyer : appeal thyself
[Usher] Tightrope walker: Don't fall, thyself.
[poxaV] cook: meal thyself
[seafarer] fanatic:  zeal thyself
[Lenore] fish: creel thyself
[poxaV] ship: keel thyself
[Amazin] duke unviversity: bill thyself
[poxaV] blue: teal thyself
[seafarer] bill of rights:  repeal thyself.
[womble] painter, surreal thyself
[poxaV] peasant: fealty thyself
[poxaV] fish, gill thyself
[seafarer] lard in the freezer:  congeal thyself.
[poxaV] Christ, nail thyself   [ouch, both physical and religious]
[poxaV] seafarer: no, no... blood, congeal thyself
[seafarer] blood:  coagulate thyself.
[poxaV] hypochrondriac: pill thyself
[ed] glutton : fill thyself
[Usher] Mathamatics: X+3^4=D^2 thyself.
[Amazin] milk: spill thyself
[Lenore] op: /kill thyself
[poxaV] aquarian animal: seal thyself
[poxaV] letter, seal thyself
[Lenore] server: connect thyself
[seafarer] computer nerd:  get a life that's real, thyself.
[poxaV] integer, real() thyself
[poxaV] rod, reel thyself
[Usher] Librarian: File thyself.
[poxaV] person with a spanish accent: keel thyself
[poxaV] suicidal person with a spanish accent: keel thyself
[poxaV] punners, log thyselves
[poxaV] gyymnast, cartwheel thyself
[poxaV] dandy: genteel thyself
[poxaV] projectionist, newsreel thyself
[poxaV] construction worker, steel thyself
[poxaV] wheat, mill thyself
[poxaV] wqindow, sill thyself
[poxaV] artisan, skill thyself
[womble] fabric, pill thyself
[poxaV] exerciser, treadmill thyself
[poxaV] traffic jam, standstill thyself
[poxaV] garden, rototill thyself
[womble] another one, fabric, twill thyself
[Usher] German soldier: Schnell thyself?
[Lenore] dishes: wash thyself :)
[ed] automaton : operate thyself
[poxaV] hole, backfill thyself
[Usher] Shrimp: Krill thyself.
[seafarer] physician, get very sick and die.
[ed] olfactory bulb: smell thyself
[poxaV] refrigerator, chill thyself
[poxaV] hole, drill thyself
[poxaV] lace blouse, frill thyself
[poxaV] steak, grill thyself
[womble] pickle, dill thyself
[Amazin] hole, drill thyself
[poxaV] trash, landfill thyself
[Amazin] haha wonble
[Usher] Light: Incandesce yourself.
[seafarer] pig:  squeal thyself.
[Usher] Screamer: Shrill yourself.
[poxaV] porcupine, quill thyself
[Usher] Singer: Trill thyself
[poxaV] mountain, molehill thyselff
[poxaV] too-tight-bra, spill thyself
[womble] pointer, nil thyself
[ed] airline industry : frill thyself
[poxaV] log, sawmill thyself
[poxaV] irishman, O'Neill thyself
[poxaV] robber, conceal thyself
[seafarer] mephistopheles:  beelzebub thyself.
[poxaV] grains, cereal thyselves
[Usher] Old radio shows: Serial thyself
[poxaV] ghost, ethereal thyself
[poxaV] canada, montreal thyself
[poxaV] gargler, laryngeal thyself
[poxaV] BDSM'er, ordeal thyself
[poxaV] quilter, piecemeal thyself
[poxaV] quaker, oatmeal thyself
[poxaV] time, sidereal thyself
[poxaV] cow, veal thyself
[Usher] Pig: Squeal thyself
[poxaV] AIDS, venereal thyself
[Usher] Fantasy, real thyself
[ed] Dr. Strangelove : wheel thyself
[poxaV] Donal Trump, weal thyself
[Usher] Alcohol: Destill thyself
[seafarer] or wATer: distill thyself.
[ed] botanist : arboreal thyself
[poxaV] jam-filled donut, fulfill thyself
[ed] apparition : corporeal thyself
[womble] ball, circular thyself
[Usher] Newspaper ads, circular thyself.
[seafarer] christian: norman vincent peale thyself.
[ed] osteologist : epiphyseal thyself
[womble] hyponotist, compell thyself    
[seafarer] womble, stop thyself.  :)

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