From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: FratBoyz (Was: A quick biology lesson)
Date: 7 Nov 92 15:08:00 GMT
 <tsmXr*vj0@prolix.apana.org.au> <Bx8y9x.20p@nic.umass.edu>
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In article <Bx8y9x.20p@nic.umass.edu>, Jenny Gutbezahl writes:

> In article <tsmXr*vj0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Not Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>
> >
> >Q. How many Jenny's does it take to change a light globe?
> >
> >A. THAT IS NOT FUNNY, ALRIGHT? (*)(**)
> >
> >(*) this presumes that Jenny is constantly premenstrual.
>
> Um, Dac, honey.  My sense of humor actually gets sharper & nastier the
> worse of a mood I'm in.

From all accounts, those subjected to your 'sense of humour'
[cleverly disguised as a tissue in your voluminous handbag], have
mistaken your excessive overreaction for that of a caffiene fiend
who has just come away from a thirteen week Jolt cola addiction
therapy camp, and was asked "would you like a dagger up the
clitoris?(@)"

> humor.  And respond that way when insulted.  When insulted, I don't
> say "that's not funny", I insult right back.

INSULTED?  A generic LBJ _insulted_ someone.  Stop the presses!

> A.  Listen Dac, you pathetic excuse for a human being. First off, we
> don't have f*cking light *globes* over here in the real world.  We have

Really?  How scintillating.  Do you have many examples of people
with your predisposition towards being a precious little rat-fuck
bastard with no hope of ever coping with the concept of a global
village over there in Massofchewedtits(@)?

Pardon me for not sashaying into alt.peeves with a generic
American Comprehension Waiver, which specifically prevents me
from being wrongly molested for mentioning vegemite, petrol,
chocolate biscuits, rubbers, tyres, labour [or any word with a
'our' embedded in it], seventeen thousand strangely spelt
placenames, holdens, wallabies, anthrax ripple icecream, and
fuckhead ethnocentric yanks with delusions of world domination
via corporate takeover.

Thickie.

> light bulbs.  God only knows what sick and perverse things you Aussie
                ~~~                                              ~~~~~~
> inbreeds do with your sheep by the light of the "globes" which you stick
  ~~~~~~~~              ~~~~~        ~~~~~
> up your own bums to attract gerbils, but I have no use for light globes.
                              ~~~~~~~

1) The ubiquitous American reference to god:  typical
   fundamentalist christianity with a whole truckload of
   parochialism mashed in [add televangelists for taste]

2) Aussie? Moi? Sorry, dear, I originally hie from Yorkshire, England.

3) Sheep? Your predilection towards ovine pals is shared by New
   Zealanders, not Australians - Aussies are into Kangaroo fucking.

4) Light from 'globes', well, you score one mark for managing to sus
   out what that strange Dac fellow meant by the term 'light globe'.

5) Generally gerbils are known as hamsters. q.v. ethnocentricity.

> >(**) and is very sexist.  Curtis Yarvin should be ashamed of
> >forging this article.

> What do you have against Curtis?  He's less sexist than a lot

Nothing other than he has leanings towards being an SF snob.

> group.  And I'm sure if he were to forge an insult to me

FORGE?  Deary me, child, if I wanted to FORGE something, I
wouldn't go around putting 'dac@prolix' in every other header
line, and drawing attention to my act of net.vandalism by
mentioning the term 'forgery'.  'Fraid your sense of humour has
failed.  Perhaps you need a new box of tissues?

> Jenny "i'll change that light bulb when I'm good and ready" Gutbezahl

"Sure sure, Ted." [Obscure Oz joke, and not very funny]

I can already see the yawns of a million souls, wondering what
the fuck JennyG was so offended by in the first place?

That she was sent an article from an Australian, or that she was
mistaken for a person with some semblence of wit?

Feel free to place me in your capricious killfile, toots(@).

(@) obviously sexist taunts to see if poor little JennyG can put
    herself into orbit.

Peeve: People with ultrashort fuses.

Julian Cleary could have a field day with you. [And you would
even get a Fanny statuette for your troubles.]

Dac
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