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From: train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge)
Subject: Marilyn's Indiscretions
Keywords:  Marilyn, screw
Organization: Paramax Systems Corporation, Paoli PA
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:04:53 GMT


 During an interview earlier in the year, Barbara Bush was asked her opinion
 on the subject of which presidential candidate did what to which Gennifer/
 Jennifer.  "It's funny," laughed Barbara, "but nobody ever asks if I've
 fooled around."  The reason that she has never been asked probably has as
 much to do with her essential dignity as it does with her station in life.
 That, plus the fact that her fooling around days are probably behind her.
 But what about the Vice Presidentress, Marilyn Quayle?  Consider the 
 following:

   1.  She is a still a relatively young woman with needs, wants, desires,
       and boundless passion.  She has hinted coyly that her romantic
       relations with her husband might be something less than faultless:
       "Anyone who knows Dan Quayle knows that he would prefer golf over
       sex any day."  Should we reasonably expect Marilyn to suffer such
       connubial deprivation while her husband works on eliminating his
       slice?

   2.  Marilyn has shown that she is not afraid to contradict her husband,
       sometimes strongly, in public:  "She'll carry that &^%$#!+#@!*& to
       term!"  Clearly, this is a woman who feels confident in her ability
       to put one over on her husband.

   3.  Did anyone actually READ that book that she wrote with her sister? 
       Those two have read one Harlequin Romance too many.  The love
       scenes showed a clear predisposition to romantic fantasy.  

   4.  Her public moralizing during the Republican Convention reminded me
       of Jimmies Swaggart and Bakker.  Where there's smoke, there's fire. 

 I put it to you, a.f.d-q'ers everywhere.  Wuddya think?  Is Marilyn getting 
 some action on the side?  And, if so, with whom?  

 (It ain't me, babe.  Just the thought of my goodies thrust into THAT mouth 
 with THOSE teeth is enough to cause a major case of castration anxiety that 
 you don't need Freud to explain.) 
      

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: danwell@IASTATE.EDU (Daniel A Ashlock)
Subject: Re: What's the deal?
Reply-To: danwell@IASTATE.EDU (Daniel A Ashlock)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 14:40:06 GMT

In article <1992Oct4.222251.3951@doug.cae.wisc.edu>,
saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes:
> Gee, the name of this group is alt.fan.dan-quayle, but all I see are Quayle
> bashes here.  Could somebody direct me to a group where Republican policies
> and characters are discussed in a more friendly manner?

   No such newsgroup exists, as it takes more than three active neurons to run
a news interface (would you consent to examination? I may be wrong).  I will,
therefore, interpret your request broadly.  You might try:

   (I) Country clubs with a 1,200,000 minimum yearly income in Orange County
       California four years ago.

   (II) The Fritters Alabama White Baptist Church (Fritters is mentioned in    
        Nixon era Doonesbury strips).

   (III) The "hell has frozen over group" that you form yourself.

You see the problem is that current Republican policies are reprehensible by
any reasonable measure.  I have agreement with this belief from the entire
spectrum from George Will to Elanor Smeal.

   If you don't beleive me, watch King George go down in flames next November. 
I mean, he screwed up a war against a bonna fide dictatorial asshole.  How
incompetent can you get?  Even Eisenhower got that one right.

   I will miss Dan Quayle though.  He's even funnier than your request.

Dan
Danwell@IASTATE.EDU
From: sstover@sumax.seattleu.edu (Maven o'Mirth)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Dannos education
Date: 30 Sep 92 22:43:55 GMT
Organization: Seattle University, Seattle WA

In article <1992Sep30.180427.4604@Arco.COM> dbsgrm@Arco.COM (Gary R Meyers(214)754-4191) writes:
>I was just home at lunch, and while watching CNN, the newsreader (Lynn Vaughan (sp)) spake 
>the following _paraphrasing here_
>
>"Vice President Dan Quayle said that he will be at a disadvantage 
>during his debates with contender Al Gore. Mr. Quayle  said that
>he didn't have advantage of the private school education
>the Mr. Gore had ,but that he felt that he could overcome
>the disadvantage of his public school background."
>
>Anybody hear the exact quote?
>
>-- 
>*    Gary Meyers        dbsgrm@Arco.COM
>*  ARCO Exploration & 
>*  Production Technology 


Gawd.  I'd be just as interested in the exact as this fellow is....at a
disadvantage in a debate because of a *public school education*??? Should
this not be a clue to Our Man Dan that the public school system is sorely
lacking in something it ought to have?  Should this not be a clue to the
entire administration that maybe if they were to consider the *real*
needs, both financial and legislative, of public schools, perhaps Dan
Quayle would be capable of forming a clear, coherent statement which
followed logically from the statement preceding and inciting it? 

This is a big step, kids.  Dan Quayle admits he is mentally/intellectually
"disadvantaged."  In the true Dan Quayle fashion, he has found an excuse
for it.....

Damn those cultural elite ecologically consious prep-school boys, anyway.

(Flame retardant: :) :) :) :) the above attack on Al Gore was a *JOKE*)

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: scottm@intime.intime.com (Scott Michel)
Subject: Re: David Frost interview
Organization: -- J/24 -- Racers Home for Programmers
Distribution: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 18:11:18 GMT

eric@tantalus.nrl.navy.mil (Eric Youngdale) writes:
   jviv@usmi01.midland.chevron.com (John Viveiros) writes:
   >It appears from the lack of comments that I was the only one to see
   >Quayle interview on Friday night (PBS).  I found a few highlights.  On
   >the subject of marital infidelity, Dan said "The president scores much
   >better than Bill Clinton."

	   I bet Dan just got that messed up, and he intended to say
   that George scores more frequently than Bill Clinton.  Or maybe he meant
   that the exit polls from the bedroom show George being rated higher
   than Bill.  I wish that David Frost had pursued these lines of questions :-).

   -Eric
   -- 
   Eric Youngdale
   eric@tantalus.nrl.navy.mil

As if George would dare to cheat on Barbara! Can you imagine Bush getting
bush behind bushes? Apparently, Clinton has sex anywhere and everywhere
he can: behind bushes, in limosines, down the interstate, etc. 'Course
he also seems to peak just a wee bit early too :-)

-scottm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
From: sieferme@milton.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman)
Subject: A Rush By Any Other Name
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 00:00:25 GMT

In article <mlbruce.718410646@husc11> mlbruce@husc11.harvard.edu (Matthew Bruce) writes:
>May add another voice to the too many already here? I wish you could do better
>than simple name-calling in voicing your objections to Rush. Anyway,
>didn't it used to be just "Rush Slimeball", or do you all just hold a
>name-calling contest every so often?

Good Idea!

Choose one from Column A, one from Column B:

Column A
--------
Rush
Retch
Rust
Rash

Column B
--------
Lymphnode
Limpbone
Lameboy
Lintbarf

These are all I can remember now.  More suggestions welcomed;
nay, demanded!

Thanks for your helpful suggestion.

-- 
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| U. of W., M.C.I.S.        |    (206) 685-3104                     |
From: eck@panix.com (Mark Eckenwiler)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: What's the deal?
Date: 5 Oct 92 16:07:34 GMT
Followup-To: alt.french.captain.borg.borg.borg
Organization: Superseding Information, Inc.

In <1992Oct4.222251.3951@doug.cae.wisc.edu>, saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu sez:
>Gee, the name of this group is alt.fan.dan-quayle, but all I see are Quayle
>bashes here.  Could somebody direct me to a group where Republican policies
>and characters are discussed in a more friendly manner?

Certainly, Gentle Reader:

	alt.stupidity
	alt.evil
	alt.tasteless
	alt.paranormal
	talk.bizarre
	alt.horror
	alt.sex.bestiality
	alt.personals.bondage

You're welcome.

-- 
		The sleep of reason begets Limbaughs.

	Mark Eckenwiler    eck@panix.com    ...!cmcl2!panix!eck
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: rod@unislc.uucp (Robert Despain)
Subject: www
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Organization: Unisys Corporation SLC
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:56:13 GMT


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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: cortez@milton.u.washington.edu (Tom Warner)
Subject: Re: Best 'Murphy Brown Quote'
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 10:37:35 GMT

liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu) writes:

>In article <tertium.717438429@milton> tertium@milton.u.washington.edu (l boyd) writes:
>>elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley) writes:
>>
>>>sieferme@milton.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman) writes:
>>
>>>> MB:  "What planet is he FROM?"
>>>>
>>>> So far, I've not come up with an answer.
>>>> But we know it is not Mars.
>>>>
>>
>>>Dunno.  Maybe he's been swimming around too much in the canals they've got up
>>>there... <g>
>>
>>You spose that face on mars is a monument to JDQ?  After all, there is no sign
>>of *intelligent* life on Mars...
>>
>>Lauren
>>
>>(-;
>>
>>
>>>>Edward J. Branley         elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us<
>>>>Seashell Software, Metairie, LA            +1-504-455-5087<

>I got an idea, maybe after JDQ died, we can name some dead voclano
>on Mars "Mount of Quayle" or something.  ;->  that is, the astronomers
>of tommorrow( I assume they are the spelling bee champions of today)
>still chuckling about the JDQ quotes.   
> 
>yuanhui liu

>P.S.  I don't mean to insult any quayle lovers about "JDQ died", well,
>he has to die someday.  I think the scientists only name famous dead 
>people on the planets.
>live ones are not allowed.  

Isn't brain dead good enough for these scientists?
Picky, picky, picky.

Personally, I think it would be more appropriate to name a large
crater after Dan. :)

Tom Warner
From: paul@music.sie.arizona.edu (Paul J. Sanchez)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Our favorite guy
Date: 30 Sep 92 06:10:22 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Systems & Industrial Engineering, U of AZ

At the tail end of tonight's MacNeil/Lehrer newshour, they said that
Dan the man would be on tommorow (Wednesday) night!  Boy, I can hardly
wait -- they tend to be pretty good at cross-examination.

--paul
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: chesnutt@adobe.com (Stan Chesnutt)
Subject: Re: Marilyn's Indiscretions (and Teddy's comment)
Organization: Tuesday Weld Fan Club
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 02:26:21 GMT

In article <D2150056.f7018o@erics.infoserv.com> erics@infoserv.com writes:
>
>chesnutt@adobe.com (Stan Chesnutt) writes:
>
>> afc@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu writes:
>
>> >Q: Why did Teddy Kennedy say that DQ is not as dumb as it appears?
>
>> I prefer to think that Dan-o is indeed quite a bit more capable than most
>> people believe.  Many people who know Quayle have stated this, but the idea
>> is not given much credence due to Quayle's constant stream of gaffes.
>
>Uh oh. Sounds like another potential Quayle revisionist. There's a lot
>of those people around that seem determined to impose Quayle on the
>national scene for the next umpteen years. Well, if it comes to pass,
>get used to the deer in the headlights look for a long time to come.
>

Not so fast!  It would be great to have Dan somewhere in the public
eye, perhaps as a host on late-nite infomercials.  But nowhere near
the White House!

I care more for America than to vote for the Dynamically Inarticulate Duo.

Stan
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From: goldsman@cc.gatech.edu (Michael G. Goldsman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: test
Date: 5 Oct 92 04:23:11 GMT
Reply-To: goldsman@cc.gatech.edu (Michael G. Goldsman)
Organization: College of Computing, Georgia Institute of Technology
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Test .. please ignore..

-Mike
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: sieferme@milton.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman)
Subject: Re: Dan Quail
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 15:46:11 GMT

In article <29SEP92.18216223.0123@VM1.MCGILL.CA> HDKP@MUSICB.MCGILL.CA (HDKP) writes:
(In which a singularly astute student from Canada
accurately assesses the ability of the Dandroid).
>
>Don't worry, our poiliticians are just as stupid as yours!
>Please feel free to insult ours just as well!

OK.  We've only got one Dan-o.  With the "Reform" Party,
you've got thousands of them.

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: What's the deal?
From: dfriedman@misvax.mis.arizona.edu (D R Friedman)
Date: 5 Oct 1992 03:54 MST  
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona MIS Department
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <1992Oct4.222251.3951@doug.cae.wisc.edu>, saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes...
>Gee, the name of this group is alt.fan.dan-quayle, but all I see are Quayle
>bashes here.  Could somebody direct me to a group where Republican policies
>and characters are discussed in a more friendly manner?
>-- 
> 
>Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu

Quayl bashing in this newsgroup?  I have read this newsgroup for a long
time and I have seen no evidence of quayl bashing.  There are various
discussions about the high Iq of our favorite vice-president and how
we will miss having a news group if Dan is defeated.  In the event, that
Dan loses the election, we have tried to think of post-VP careers that
we could help Dan get into.  It's a bitch being unemployed but with
our recovering economy and Dan and his boss to thank for this economic
miracle, we are glad to help him into a new career.

We have even defended Dan, about his misfortune of going to public
schools when he was a youngster.  How could this travesty have
happened to the Danforth?  Who would allow their child to go to a
public school?  Why do these public schools exist?

Some people would have berated DAn about his military record.  Not us.
It gets cold in Indiana in the Winter and it was probably miserable
shoveling driveways at the National Guard in January and who knows
about the danger of slippery ice patches when you are so young.
When I was in Vietnam, I felt sorry for those guys and the cold while
I had tropical sun, warm weather, nice beaches, and got to see all
sorts of friendly people and tropical villages.

Finally, there are no cultural elitists in this group.  I can't think
of anyone posting from Hollywood and we all love Marilyn for showing
us that it is still possible to have a single income family in the
USA, just like Ward and June Cleaver in the 1950's.

We are all friendly to Dan in this newsgroup.  Dan has inspired me
to reach out to new vistas of social consciouness and to view the
Republican party in a totally new way.
Denny 
-------------------------------------
I support Dan Quayl for President in 1994
From: barbour@cs.umd.edu (Garth Barbour)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Would Dannikins have been "in the loop"?
Date: 28 Sep 92 13:32:50 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742

In article <9209271724.AA13272@MIT.EDU> dks@MIT.EDU (dks) writes:
>
>In article <5515@news.duke.edu>, eyc@acpub.duke.edu (EMIL CHUCK) writes:
>> If Iran-Contra happened under a Bush-Quayle administration, how many of you
>> would believe Quayle would be completely ignorant of what was going on?
>
>Heh.  Does wily old George really trust Dannikins enough to keep
>him . . . "in the loop"?  
...
>Dhanesh

And even if he did, would Danny understand any of what was said?

Garth
From: dks@MIT.EDU (dks)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The Bush, Quale, and Ollie North show
Date: 27 Sep 92 19:10:12 GMT
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Visibly disgusted, chm011@marshall.wvnet.edu (Marc) informs us that:
> Oliver North was at our campus today to campaign for the Republican
> candidate for the local congressional seat.  He had some interesting
> insights to the recent turn in world events which he shared us during
> an afternoon rally.  According to Mr North, Reagan, Bush, "and even
> Dan Quayle" were responsible for the defeat of "godless communism"
> and that we should be thankful and thus vote republican since they,
> and they alone, are making the world safe for capitalism.

I wonder if he'd care to share the same insights in Tian An Men Square.
I'm sure one billion Chinese people would be glad to hear that they've
been liberated.  And by Dannikins, even!


> Ollie :) was heckled at the start his remarks, but he quickly got
> control of the situation by saying; "Rudeness is not protected by
> the first amendment!"

Whereas the President's authority to trade arms for hostages is protected
by the Commerce Clause?


> During his remarks he used a copy of the constitution as a prop
> and said that "this document gives you the power to change the system".

You sure it wasn't the new PROFS manual?


Dhanesh
From: elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Marilyn's Indiscretions (and Teddy's comment)
Date: Mon, 05 Oct 92 22:47:15 CDT
Organization: Minas Tirith BBS (Public Access Usenet for New Orleans)

pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh) writes:

> Also, all kidding aside on the debates...I am worried about the expectation
> game, i.e., if Dan can simply remember his own name, he may be seen as having
> won because he did "better than expected".

Oh, you know this is going to happen.  Poor Dano up against Al "I wrote a book
and got it published and am an expert on the environment" Gore.  The biggest
problem is that it's almost impossible to raise Our Boy's expectation level
because we'd have to say something nice about him.  After last week's set of
_Doonesbury_ strips, I'm not in a mood to contradict Mr. Trudeau <g>.




|Edward J. Branley         elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us|
|Seashell Software, Metairie, LA            +1-504-455-5087|
From: cme@ellisun.sw.stratus.com (Carl Ellison)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: creationists for Quayle
Date: 2 Oct 92 05:09:03 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Software Engineering

In article <1992Oct1.135932@IASTATE.EDU> danwell@IASTATE.EDU (Daniel A Ashlock) writes:
>
>   Isn't it funny how one of the most brain dead groups in the universe,
>creationists, are mostly professed conservatives and Bush/Quaylee 
>supporters?

Put yourself in their place.

Here you are, believing something the world is conspiring to try to tell
you isn't true.  You're totally outnumbered.  You know you have God's Truth
but the masses are against you.  It's only right that you put one of your
own in the White House -- and that you want to give him dictatorial powers
(eg., ignoring Congress re: the Contras).  How else are you going to get
the power to make sure God's Truth wins?
From: popec@unkaphaed.UUCP (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Quayle droppings
Date: 26 Sep 92 23:37:17 GMT
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy

New York Village Voice  September 22 1992

DROPPING NAMES  -  AN IRAQGATE BANKER HINTS QUAYLE WAS INVOLVED
  By Robert Hennelly

Two weeks ago the federal court in Atlanta unsealed documents in the case 
of Cristopher Drogoul, who pleaded guilty in June to 60 of the 347 
felonies he was chrged with in connection to a banking loan scandal 
involving Iraq.   Drogoul, Banca Nazionale del Lovoro's Atlanta branch 
manager seems disinclined to take the fall alone, and since it's clear 
he's ready to sing at his sentancing hearing this week, the government is 
doing it's best to quiet him with a call for a harsh prison sentence.
Drougoul asserts that others, includin U.S. politicians were fully aware 
of the $5.5 Billion scam wherby USDA export credits abd loans, filtered 
throug the.... BNL, were used to build up Saddam Hussein's war machine.
Hoping to get his multidecade sentence reduced, Drogoul named names of 
politicos he insisted were cognizant of the BNL-Iraq connection.  Among 
those cited by Drougoul-names noticeably absent from press accounts-were 
Vice President Dan Quayle and Georgia's Wyche Fowler Jr.
.........If, as Drogoul suggests, and U.S. Attorney quickly discounts, 
Quayle lobbied for an American company involvement in Iraqi weapons 
development efforts, the Bush Administration's hands are not as clean as 
professed.
  "This cover-up goes all the way to the top, to the white House" 
Drogoul's recently retained attorney, Bobby Lee Cook told the Voice.
  According to Drogoul, a prominent Indianopolis Republican, Beurt 
Servaas, sought the assistance of his state's senator --Dan Quayle -- in 
lining up a $40 million contract with Iraq for the consruction of a brass 
artillery shell recycling plant.
......The vice president's spokeperson, Jeff Nesbit, who also servred in 
that capacity when Quayle was in the Senate, acknowledged to the Voice
that Servaas and Quayle "know each other quite well", but insisted that 
Servass never mentioned the Contract to Quayle.....

Poor Danny.  Dragged down into the filth and mire of Republican political 
games and corruption.  If only he had suurounded himself with wholesome
people his proud name would not be besmirched with his asociation with 
conmen, scam artists, convicted felons, and brutal 3rd world dictators.


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