From: megazone@obsidian.WPI.EDU (MegaZone23)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.disney.afternoon
Subject: Re: Req: Re-posting of DWduck quotes
Date: 20 Nov 1992 03:50:56 GMT
Organization: WPI USAF -- United Society of Animation Fans
NNTP-Posting-Host: obsidian.wpi.edu

In article <0JCTBRHG@cc.swarthmore.edu> wbuttra1@cc.swarthmore.edu (Will Buttram) writes:
>		I somehow lost that great post a while back that had 
>all of those Darkwing Duck quotes.  I would love it if
>someone could find it in the goodness of their heart

(rsherman@mthvax.cs.miami.edu (Roby Sherman)):
>I am the HAM Radio operator that jams your signal.
>I am the Shopping Cart that nicks at your paint-job.
>I am the blown fuse that blacks you out!
>I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe!
>I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade.
>I am the flea on your parrot!
>I am the flea that you cannot flick!
>I am the heimlich maneuver for the chocking victims of crime!
>I am the little mouse that eats your cheese!
>I am the little teacup with the teeny-weeny hole in the handle that you
>can never quite get your finger in.
>I am the plot twist in the second reel!
>I am the pustulent blister that bursts in your boot!
>I am the quality time that ruins your play time!
>I am the rhinestone on the jumpsuit of justice!
>I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters!
>I am the spider who nips at your neck!
>I am the substantial and inescapable penalty for early withdrawal!
>I am the switch that derails your train!
>I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks!
>I am the zit that forms when you have a really big date!
>I am... the smallest, weakest thing in the whole place, and I'm also outta 
>here!
Negaduck:
>I am the skunk that pollutes your air.

(anash@ilima.soest.hawaii.edu (Andrew Nash)):
>"I am the check writer in the cash-only line!"
>"I am the neurosis (sp?) that requires a $500-an-hour shrink!"
>"I am the thing that goes bump in the night!"
>(I haven't heard DW say this one directly, but Megavolt actually
>said it instead:  "I am the cold sore that stings your lip!")

(megazone@wpi.WPI.EDU (MEGAZONE 23)):
>I am the parking meter that expires while you shop!
>I am the soapscum that clings to your tub.
>I am the hairball that sticks in your pipes.
>I am... apparently all out of my trademark blue smoke.....
>I am the combination lock on the vaults of justice.
>I am the single career man all women want to date!
>I am the icky bug that crawls up your trouser leg.
>I am the pin that bursts your bubble.
>I am the termite that devouers your floorboards.

(jdshull@eos.ncsu.edu (JOHN DEAN SHULL)):
>I am the butter that melts in your pan!
>I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus!
>I am the paper-cut that ruins your morning. . .
>	I AM--!
>(Secretary): Lemme guess.  You're DayCare Duck.
>I. . . am the TERROR . . . that--
>	- = OOMPH! = -
>I wasn't FINished ye-e-e-e-et. 
>"I am the ingrown toenail in your party pumps!"
>"I am the original 'Mr. Fix-It!'"

(gribbish@milton.u.washington.edu (Toonatic)):
>I am...~Blown away by the alien manace~
>I am the wrong number that wakes you up at 3 in the morning  (My favorite)
>I am the ingrown nail on the foot of crime
>I am "teapot duck"
>I am the ring that lines your tub
>I am ~soaked~

(taylors@hubcap.clemson.edu (C. Taylor Sutherland III)):
>I am the squashed bug on your flying saucer widshield.
>I am the moth that seeks your porch light.
>I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade.
>I am the no. 90 sunblock tha will stop your burn.
>I am the clipper that trims your hedges.
>I am the jailor that throws away the key.
>I am the chill that runs down your spine.
>I am the surprise in your cereal box.
>I am the hair on the lens of your projector.
>I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice.
>I am the cholesterol that cloggs your arteries.

(agent99@kretin.infoserv.com (Wendy Lee)):
>We are the terrors that flap in the night.  We are the soap that's cleaning
>up this town!  We are Darkwing's Ducks!
>I am the onion that stings in your eye.
>I am the tube of cadmium yellow that refuses to open.
>I am the hero that every world and every culture needs!

(890045c@aucs.acadiau.ca (Frank Cheeseman)):
>"I am the sequins on the Jumpsuit of Justice."
>"I am the corn on crime's big toe."
>"I am the cancelled checque that comes in the mail."
>"I am the stain you just can't rub out."
>"I am the zit on the night of crime's really big date."

(arielle@taronga.com (Stephanie da Silva)):
>I am the ghost of a chance that you don't have.
>"I am the terror that flaps in the night!  I am the slug that crawls... hold 
>the mayo.  You're not Megavolt, you're Tuskernini--in a really bad Megavolt
>disguise."
>I am the wing-ed scourge that pecks at your nightmares!
>(winged pronounced with 2 syllables)

(sje@xylos.ma30.bull.com (Steven J. Edwards)):
>"I am the toddler that naps in the night!"

(hamlet@u.washington.edu (Mitch Mcgowan)):
>I am the widget that's missing from the easy to assemble swing set.

(ss1@kepler.unh.edu (Samuel Stoddard)):
>I am the sweater gift you have to exchange.
>I am the minus sign you can't cancel out.
>I am the scorpion that waits in the toe of your shoe.

(darkwing@infopls.chi.il.us (Allen Lee)):
>I am the thing that goes bump in the night...
>I am the battery that are not included...
>I am feeling really stupid.