From: wolfone@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Nobody of Importance)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Top 10 ways to snuff Gaos
Date: 23 Jan 1993 21:20:55 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX
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Aha! Other people also caught the repeat last night. I even cut short 
my attendance to the Anime Club's first screening for the semester just 
so I could make it (and because the last two shows on the schedule were 
pretty lame :) 

So! The Ten Most Effective Ways to Snuff Gaos are: 

      --Use a *lot* of *little* UV projectors on it.
          (Clean out ALL the tanning salons, NOW!!)
      --Tell Tetsuo that Gaos thinks that he is a girly-boy! (Akira)
      --Fire the Wave Motion Gun at 'im! (From Spaceship Yamato,
          which has a few movie length productions that deserve
          to be turned over to the tender ministrations of 
          Joel and the bots, IMHO)
      --Use *real* tanks on him (as opposed to models)
      --Two words: Genesis Device
      --Have him face Madoka in the Gundam ZZZ (shamelessly stolen
         from Kimagure Orange Road and Mobile Suit Gundam :)
      --Make him watch the two most depressing anime films in
         existence: "Graveyard of the Fireflies" and "Windaria"
         Be sure to leave plenty of weapons lying around.
         (Non-anime fans: don't ask, just *trust me*, both
          are that depressing)
      --Put him on Ed McMahon's contest list and watch him
         get smothered by "you may allready be a winner..."
         type mail.
      --Have 1000 T-1000s merge together and form a 
         T-*1,000,000*!!!!! Then have them target
         Gaos for termination....
AND FINALLY........
      --Have Minmei sing to him......

Fancy comments from people watching with me last night:
      
    "Cut the wires! Cut the wires!"--anytime something was flying.
    "They wrecked my LEGOs!!"--My response to seeing buildings wrecked.
    "But I thought GUIRON was the 'amazing Ginsu monster'.."
    "Jump, Ichi! JUMP!!" 
    "Oh it's all so simple, all that the humans have to do is
     send a whole bunch of Mobile Suits into---oh yeah..."

;-)


Subject: Patrick Chester            |Words to live by:
Age: NOYB                           |"Military action is important to the     
Address: A place                    |nation--it is the ground of death and     
Email:wolfone@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu    |life, the path of survival and destruction
Political Views: Somewhere in orbit |so it is important to examine it."-Sun Tzu
Blackmarks: Politically Incorrect   |Famous Last Words:                        
(hobbies)   Anime Otaku/Trekker     |--If you cut me down, I will only become
            Technocentric           |more powerful...  
            Netrekker (claypigeon)  |--Shhh!! There it is again....           
            Whole bunch of -isms    |--Use the bazooka to open the door...
     Won't remove Sun Tzu quote to  |--I cut the red wire...
     make the Greens happy ;)       |--I have a *very* bad feeling about this
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