From: jopi@stekt.oulu.fi (Jouko Valta)
Subject: Undocumented Assembly
Organization: University of Oulu, Dept. of EE, Finland
Distribution: rec
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 16:49:24 GMT



	Undocumented Assembler Commands:

	BAH	  Branch And Hang
	BBBF	  Branch on Bit Bucket Full
	BBT	  Branch on Binary Tree
	BBW	  Branch Both Ways
	BCF	  Branch on Chip box Full
	BEW	  Branch Either Way
	BMR	  Branch Multiple Registers
	BOB	  Branch On Bug
	BOD	  Beat On Drum
	BOHP	  Bribe Operator for Higher Priority
	BOI	  Byte Operator Immediately
	BPDI	  Be Polite, Don't Interrupt
	BPM	  Branch on the Phase of the Moon
	BPO	  Branch on Power Off
	BSST	  BackSpace and Stretch Tape
	CEMU	  Close eyes and monkey with user space
	CLBR	  Clobber register
	CLBRI	  Clobber register immediately
	CM	  Circulate memory
	CPAR	  Crumple paper and rip
	CRB	  Crash and burn
	CRE	  Create Random Error
	CRR	  Convert to Roman Numerals
	CU	  Convert to Unary
	CUN	  Cancel all User Numbers
	CZZC	  Convert zone to ZIP code
	DC	  Divide and conquer
	DMPK	  Destroy memory protect key
	DMV	  Double mains voltage
	DNPG	  Do not pass go
	DO	  Divide and overflow
	DWIMNWIS  Do what I mean, not what I say
	EIOC	  Execute invalid opcode
	EIS	  Encrypt Instruction Set
	EMCP	  Eject math co-processor
	EMPC	  Emulate pocket calculator
	EMW	  Emulate Maytag Washer
	EPI	  Execute programmer immediately
	ERD	  Eject Removable Disk
	EROS	  Erase read-only storage
	EXOI	  EXecute Operator Immediately
	EXOP	  Execute Operator
	EXPP	  Execute Political Prisoner
	FSRA	  Forms skip and run away
	GFD	  Go forth and divide
	GFM	  Go forth and multiply
	HCF	  Halt and Catch Fire (IBM 360/63 did this at CIT once)
	IA	  Illogical And
	IBP	  Insert bug and proceed
	IIB	  Ignore inquiry and branch
	JDO	  Jump and Destroy Operator
	KCE	  Kill Consultant on Error
	LCC	  Load and clear core
	MBF	  Multiply and be fruitful
	MST	  Mount Scotch Tape
	MVAR	  Move to Random Address
	MVLR	  Move and Lose Record
	OHS	  Order Ham Sandwich
	PBC	  Print and break chain
	PD	  Play dead 
	PDM	  Play Drum Memory (dated, wot?)
	PDSK	  Punch disk 
	PI	  Punch invalid
	PLSC	  Perform Light Show on Console
	PM	  Punch Memory
	POPI	  Punch operator immediately
	PPS	  Push or Pop Stack (6502 does this sometimes)
	PS	  Print and Smear
	PS*	  Punch obscenity
	PSD	  Pause and smoke dope
	PVLC	  Punch variable length card
	RBT	  Rewind and Break Tape
	RCSD	  Read Card and Scramble Deck
	RD	  Reverse directions
	RDS	  Read sideways
	RFSC	  Read Feed and Shred Card
	RIRG	  Read inter-record gap
	RPB	  Read Print and Blush
	RPM	  Read programmer's mind
	RSC	  Read and shred card
	RSD	  On read error self destruct
	RSD	  Read and Shuffle Deck
	RSTOM	  Read from store-only memory
	RWCR	  Rewind card reader
	RWM	  Rewind Memory
	RWRT	  Read While Ripping Tape
	SD	  Scatter Deck
	SHAB	  Shift a bit
	SHLBM	  Shift a little bit more
	SMR	  Skip on meaningless result
	SOT	  Sit on a tack
	SPD	  SPin dry Disk
	SPOFF	  Switch processor off
	SPON	  Switch processor on
	SQPC	  Sit quietly and play with your crayons
	SQSW	  Scramble program status word
	SRSD	  Seek record and scar disk
	SRZ	  Subtract and reset to Zero
	SSD	  Seek and Scar Disk
	SSJ	  Select stacker and jam
	STROM	  Store in read-only memory
	TDB	  Transfer and drop bits
	TSE	  Test and Swap if Equal
	TSTT	  Test a Bit for Two
	UER	  Update and Erase Record
	UMH	  Use Mains Voltage as Logic High
	WBT	  Water binary tree
	WEMG	  Write eighteen-minute gap
	WPM	  Write programmer's mind
	WRC	  Write on Read-Cycle
	XSP	  Execute Systems Programmer


  I know you have the rest, so where are you hiding them ?


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