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Subject: Ideal Choices
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                  I N T E R O F F I C E   M E M O R A N D U M

                                        Date:     15-Oct-1992 09:24am DST
                                        From:     Ellen L. Gfroehrer
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Subject: Ideal Choices

More wit and wisdom from, RDC, SJ.










                  I N T E R O F F I C E   M E M O R A N D U M

                                        Date:     14-Oct-1992 11:32pm DST
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Subject: RE: Reviews

Cinema-lites,
   As odd as this may sound, I would appreciate it profoundly if someone
could e-mail me copies of both of my reviews.  I have them in my "All"
file, but I can't seem to send them to the printer.  After talking about
amazing response they have gotten, some of the members of my commmunity
want to read them.  I would also like hard copies with which to view the
other barrages of vituperative verbiage.  I'm glad that they amuse, I am
not a writer, I have a hard time envisioning scenarios that are interesting
enough to justify publication (not that _that_ has ever stopped Bret Easton
Ellis or Jay Mac-whuts-'is-face).  Perhaps what is truly funniest is that
which resembles life most closely (at least for some). Personally I wish
that there wasn't anything to laugh about (besides the occasional zinger
from the Perot camp.)  Hey, it could be worse...Pat Buchanan/Pat Robertson
vs. Teddy Kennedy/Elvis.  I'm waiting for the Eastwood/Schwartzenegger
ticket myself.  Maybe versus Sonny Bono/Fred Grandy (sp?) [remember? "Gopher"
from LOVE BOAT...and Fred Gandy (sp?)  as your burser]  {I remember when he
was running for congress}.  Of course, they'd all have to get celebrity
wives for the first/second lady roles.  (I'm sorry, Shriver just isn't
glitzy enough for this entertainment White House)   Hmm...If we could get
Sonny and Cher back together, they'd have a definite ethnic appeal, and
maybe Tina Yothers (from FAMILY TIES) to go with Freddie G.  As for the
power ticket, Barbara Bush has brought dowdy back into style.  No more
anemic Nancy Reagans or Head band wearing Hilaries.  We'd match Pres.
Eastwood with Charlotte Rae (remember, Mrs. Garret on FACTS OF LIFE) she
even has that little palsy that would really wow 'em.  VP Arnie would
need one of two types either your basic pre-cortisone-bloat Roz Russell,
but since she'd not available we'd settle for Bea Arthur (We need a second
lady who could knock Arnie around a bit.)  OR, if Bea is fielding offers
for a daytime talk show and can't take the part, we could find someone a
bit more "feminine"  (I use quotes because I am reflecting stereotypes, not
personal opinion.  I happen to think that Bea Arthur is 100 times the woman I
am...I guess that analogy doesn't work too well eh?)  nonetheless, my ideal
tough-yet-tender mate for the Austrian oak would have to be Sybill Danning,
video hostess and star of many ninjette movies (c'mon guys, you know you've
picked up the boxes at the video store because you'va always been interested
in movies about man-eating crocodiles).  So there you have it, My personal
picks for the all-star presidency, king of Hollywood, if you will.  Of
course, all the glamour and drawing power is stacked on one side, but what
it all comes down to is...WHO DO YOU TRUST???????....
Ciao,
RDC,SJ

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