HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Date: 28 Sep 92 14:17:19 GMT
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <1992Sep28.122638.19489@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
> 
> 	In article <1992Sep28.121517.25166@aber.ac.uk> 
> 	dlc@csthor.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (David Louis Cheseldine) did say :
> 
> ->
> 
> Well that was a lot..............
> 
> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot

Does it talk?
Andrew aka obviously not!
From: ptaylor@u.rotten.swine.u
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I have arrived!
Date: 30 Sep 92 21:44:16 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


KA@Round_Table.Camalot.Uk (King Arthur) writes:
> 	It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
> King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!

'Allo, mate!  Wait a tick, the kettle's boiling.

> 
> 	I have arrived, my fellow comrades. I shall vaquish our foes, 
> drive the French Scurmies from our land, and bring glory to our kingdom!

Jolly good.  You don't want any help from us, do you?

> <briiiingg>
> <click>
> 
> Hello?
> 
> Sig File?
> Let me check...
> 
> 	Is there a Mr. Sig File here?
> 	I have a call for a Mr. Sig File!
> 	Is he here????

'e's busy doin' a budgerigar job on a terrier, then 'e's got the frogs
to let out.  Can it wait 'til Friday?

PKT fnork can I interest you in a cat?  Well, it's not a cat really, but
	it does howl at bit...........
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: St. Jester's Day
Keywords: worship me...not!!!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 20:11:53 GMT

mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
}>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
}>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless you
}>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
}>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
}>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
}>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
}>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
}>}>}>on the street......
}>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
}>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
}>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
}>}Oh? I thought you already *had* a bad name...
}You think "Ratboy" is a *good* name...all is get is cheese, mate!

well you chose the name silly.......so go jump
in a rat trap for all i care.....

}>well bring that little fact into account....
}>look....i have had it iwht you..time to 
}>call in the heavy artillery.......MOM!!!!
}DAD! GRANMA! JESTER!

cheater!!!!!!!

}>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
}>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intrest!
}>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
}>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
}>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
}>}Jamus allies Nothing! My posts ar alwus prefect!!
}>Editor Jester squig and where did you learn to spell????
}Ratboy aka Squig? I had a pet squig once...the bastard bit me so I hit him
}with me bad leg...
Jester squig well at least you did not have a pet aka that went traitor on you.
-- 
I am the single career man all women want to date!
I am the icky bug that crawls up your trouser leg.
I am the pin that bursts your bubble.
I am the butter that melts in your pan!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Compliant
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 92 05:02:19 GMT

In <1992Sep30.201148.11853@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>>>>>>>>>->I wish to register a complaint !
>>>>>>>>>Ermmm.... Hello Miss......
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I'm sorry, I have a cold...
>>You think this is cold, Matey? Why, when I was young...
>You were lucky!! In my day we didn't have Temperatures.
>We had to go put our tongues against the lampposts to see
>if they would stick!
Tongues?  LAMPPOSTS???  You were lucky!  The only way we
could tell if it was cold was to sit around and die of
hypothermia!  If it was hot we'd borrow our neighbours
blender, sit in it and catch the draft it produced.

>>>>>>>>>->Kezzle.
>>>>>>>>>Pag aka not a dead parrot called Lisa, Erik or anything else for that
>>>>>>>>>        matter..
>>>>>>>>Lisa aka I'm not a parrot..I'm a 'alibit
>>>>>>>>Chris aka You're not fooling anyone, you know.
>>>>>>Ratboy aka But I *am* a newt!
>>>>>Lisa aka welcome back, oh Rat god that you be :)
>>>>Ratboy aka Oh how I love me fans...:)  Missed you the most Lisa...
>>>>   WORSHIP ME!!!! (sorry, Jes...no diety infringement intended...)
>>>>Chris aka You're in for it now!  Back away, everyone.  Don't want to be hit
>>>by the lightning, you know!
>>Ratboy aka Ahhhh....lightning shmightning...I ain't afraid o' no stinking
>>  lightning...
>ZZZZAP! Instant Ratboy steaks (well-done)!
Ooooohhh!  The cat's eaten it.

>James octopud Lightning!
Meetch akak Thunder!  Thor!  Vikings!  Spam spam spam sp*THUD*
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: St. Jester
Date: 1 Oct 92 19:10:47 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>>>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>>>>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>>>>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>>>>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>>>>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>>>Um... I don't have a licence, but I DO have this 'ere CHAINSAW!!!!!!
>>'Allo, Miss.  'Ave you got a license for 'at chainsawr??
>Nope. You wanna argue with me?
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <thump>
><rollrollrollroll> <KICK!> <splat>
>Obviously not.
>(And take your nose off my shoe.)
Oh! I was wondering were by dose had godden to. Thang you eber so
much for returding id.

>>>>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  post the plans if there intres
>>>>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>>>>}Um... James?
>>>>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>>>>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>>>No it's not. He deserved it.
>>I'm baaaa-aaack!
>Your back? 
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <scrape>
><sewsewsewsew> <pin> 
>That... wot a lovely cloak. Thank you.
It's dot dearly as dice as this dagger!!

>>>>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>>>>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>>>>You have a battery powered llama?
>>>>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>>>>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
>>>Well that was stipud now, wasn't it.
>>>What? Oh sorry. This is argument. You want abuse down the hall.
>>><slam>
>>No I don't.
>Well do you want your fingers then? I caught them in the door when I
>slammed it.
Do, thang you, just by dose will be sufficend!

>mnSio... the Regurgitated Guts of a.f.m-p
Jabes... bissing his dose
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: huntp@coch5.alleg.edu (Patrick Hunt)
Subject: Incomplete Script
Reply-To: huntp@alleg.edu
Organization: Allegheny College
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 19:26:15 GMT


If anyone is looking for a "Life of Brian" script in the deja-vu ftp.  
site, may I warn you that is missing the entire second half of the movie.  
It goes from the haggling scene to Always look on the Bright Side of Life!  
I was kind of dissapointed, but, you'll have things like that. Fortunately  
for anyone interested, the script is under Not a Girl Named Brian located  
in this very newsgroup.
From: KENNETH.CHESTNUTT@mailbox.bison.mb.ca (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: phone-in
Date: 24 Sep 92 21:52:54 CST

Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)


In article <1992Sep24.142601.13085@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>,
jtf9s@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Phantom) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Path:
|>
taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!uvaarpa!murdoc
ch!poe.acc.Virginia.EDU!jtf9s
|> From: jtf9s@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Phantom)
|> Subject: Re: phone-in
|> Message-ID: <1992Sep24.142601.13085@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
|> Keywords: farming
|> Sender: usenet@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU
|> Organization: University of Virginia
|> References: <1992Sep20.171717.23464@ncsu.edu>
|> Date: Thu, 24 Sep 92 10:26:01 GMT+5:00
|> Lines: 4
|> 
|> 
|> I'd like to ask the panel what changes they would make if they
|> were Hitler.
|> 
|> 
First, lets assume the speaker wasn't speaking clearly and he left out
the word "to".  Then it would be, changes they would make if they were
to Hitler. OK, Right, anyone know what a ler is.
				
				Lovingly,
				The minister for throwing open the front door,
				running up the stairs, bursting into the 
				bedroom, and shouting, AH HA caught you
				Margret!

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From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: different
Keywords: nose - no, stout
Date: 27 Sep 92 16:04:05 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Sep25.092149.18793@nmt.edu> 
	ewagoner@nmt.edu (Eric L. Wagoner) did say :

->In article <1992Sep24.215738.3409@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
->>
->>And now, for something completly different.  A man with a tape recorder up
->>his nose.
->>
->No, wait. It's a man with a stout through his head.
Sure it is not a man with three buttocks..
->
->
->eric
Pag aka (completely illegal of course) No I am not..
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Date: 30 Sep 92 19:13:12 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Sep29.221823.10966@tamsun.tamu.edu> 
	mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) did say :

->>->>->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
->>->>->Does it talk?
->>->>->Andrew aka obviously not!
->>->>Pag aka no but the slug does..
->>->Lisa aka I'd like to buy a license for Eric, my pet slug.....
->>Pag aka that'll be 74 pounds please. Otherwise we send round the slug 
->>        detector van.
->N-N-N-Not th-th-th-the SLUG DETECTOR VAN!  {jarring chord}
->
->Ratboy aka has nothing to fear...unless they take varmints too... 

 Well we could send for the RATBOY detector van if you want

Pag aka no where was that poi*** I had.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: I have arrived!
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 20:47:43 GMT

In article <KA.7.717819977@Round_Table.Camalot.Uk> KA@Round_Table.Camalot.Uk (King Arthur) writes:
>	It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
>King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
>
>	I have arrived, my fellow comrades. I shall vaquish our foes,
>drive the French Scurmies from our land, and bring glory to our kingdom!
><briiiingg>
><click>
>
>Hello?
>
>Sig File?
>Let me check...
>
>	Is there a Mr. Sig File here?
>	I have a call for a Mr. Sig File!
>	Is he here????

I'm sorry, I really don't feel like coming to the phone right now.
If you would like, I could sort of make up a sig file
somthing along the lines of

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
==================================================================
/   \    |  |    \   / || Because I felt like it!
[ | ]    |--|     \ /  ||-----------------------------------------
\_|_/    |  |      | ? || Oh my what a large sig you have
==================================================================
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Disclaimer:  The above opinions do not neccessarrily reflect the
             views of the above institution.
Disclaimers discaimer: The disclaimer above does not represent
                       the views of a good speller.
Final Disclaimer: None of these views are my opinions
Disclaimer: You didn't think it really would be the last discaimer
            did you?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
==================================================================
send flames about this obscene sig to anyone but me.
==================================================================
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

On second thought, never mind.
Like daddy allus said;
An ounce of pretentions worth a pound of manure.
dave smurf go to sleep

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Where is Ratboy?
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 06:44:50 GMT

>What has happened to Ratboy? Is he dead? Has he been kicked out of Texas?
>Ratboy, if you're out there, drop me a line.

I'm right here...with the cheese...

OK. Official story of Ratboy [TM] Copyright 1992 What's all this, then LTD.

I lost my frigging accounts! Damn fools actually started charging for service!
The bastards! But I got them to allocate some more cash my way and...voila!
I am back! Posted a few times in other groups under CONSTANTINE M PAPPAS...
my roommate...ack...terrible name to be stuck with...

>David Bromage       brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au   : 
Ratboy              silly@far.quin.lim.bim.wim.bim.limber.stop.ftang.ftang.
                              ole.buscuit.barrel.edu
From: esa@acpub.duke.edu (EMILY ANGERER)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A tiger....in Africa?
Date: 26 Sep 92 22:09:53 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <1992Sep21.143352.7660@ac.dal.ca> aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) writes:
>In article <5424@news.duke.edu>, daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford) writes:
>> I don't understand the point of these lines is the Meaning of Life.  I
>> don't see why they ask the question.  Are they being stupid?  Are they
>> trying to imply that the doctor's a quack?  Am I being silly?  Well,
>> yes, I suppose, but that's not the point.
>> 
>> Anyway, somebody explain this.  Please?
>
>Perhaps tigers are not native to Africa, and therefore would
>not be expected to be found there, unless they had escaped from
>the zoo.  It's similar to films where penguins and polar bears,
>despite being from separate hemispheres, are found on top of the
>same television set, and subsequently explode.
>
I don't think that's the point of the original question.  No, tigers are
not found in Africa.  It would be an uncomplicated issue if that's all
they said.  "A tiger...in Africa?"  The point is, they say that numerous
times, and then everybody makes faces at each other and at the doctor's
back, sort of with a "humor him" tone.  If faces can have a tone.  Which
is irrelevant.  I guess one would assume that if they had been in Africa
for some time they would ALL already know that there aren't tigers there
and it wouldn't be such a huge to-do.  So why ARE they asking the
question so many times, and with that tone?

And stop looking at this post in that tone of voice.

-Emily

(wasting a lot of keystrokes so the stupid local news server won't
reject my post because I quoted too much stuff)
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: MPFC GIFS
Date: 4 Oct 92 15:28:23 GMT
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia

lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:

>Does anyone know if there are any Monty Python gifs anywhere on this or
>any other net? It occurred to me this morning that there might be but
>I'm in the initial stages of familiarizing myself with who's who and
>what's what. (as opposed to what's all this then?)
>Is there a FAQ for MPFC gifs? What do I mean by gifs? What do I mean
>by mean? What do I mean by what do I mean? Of CHRIST! The tiger's
>escaped! Arrrgh!
Quick!  Gather the Christians!!  Surround yourselves with 'em!

>					Mrs. B.J. Smegma
>					3, The Rottenpanties
>					Bayswater, SW1
>					(say you're from the IPCS)
	Meetch (is lost),
	42 Earth,
	A solar system,
	Somewhere on the Western arm of a Spiral Galaxy,
	The universe (and still lost).
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Where's the guys?
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 05:43:07 GMT

So what happened to all the rugulars while I was gone?
Where's Meetch and lisa and Tia and Ratboy? Oh...here I am...
Was I gone *that* long?

Ratboy akak Where *am* I?
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I'm baaack.
Date: 29 Sep 92 16:40:10 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET writes:

>I made it back. I have 460 articles to read, and I'll probably end up reading
>every single one of them. And that's just in this group. What fun! I had a
>good time, and am currently sitting over a deep pit in the earth. My physics
>book has a question relating to a pendulum over the pits of hell. A sense of
>humor, yes. have a delightful day.

>-- Sal a-a I haven't recieved my license to aka yet. I'm not 25 yet.
Maje S allies Isn't that a bit steep? 25 yen for an <=== license?
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Short Notice
Date: 29 Sep 92 16:36:21 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) jumps on the bandwagon:
>In article <1992Sep17.023201.22014@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) complains:
>>>djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) stokes the flames of discontent:
>>>>In article <1686214B73.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>>>>.jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>.>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu sings along:
>>>>.>>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>.>>>Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
>>>>.>>>
>>>>.>>>>What is Aka.......
>>>>.>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
>No, it isn't!
Will that be 5 minutes or the full half-hour?

>>>>.>>Chris <--- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
>>>>.>>informing us all.
>>>>.>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. (what rot?) That rot!
>>>>What rot?  It's that smelly, discoloured stuff I just ate. [burp]
>>>Hey!! I was saving that for a special occasion!!
>>>Now where am I gonna get a Salmon Moose on such short notice?
>Salmon Moose bites can be very nasty... A moose bit my sister once.
My sister bit a salmon once...

>> I'd rather have mine on a plate.  It's so much less messier that way, and the
>> short notice is still readable afterwards.
>If it's a short notice, you can read it before you put the moose
>on it.  If it's long, you cut it into little bits and fry it up
>with a little Worcestershire sauce.
Well, it's just that (pause) I'd rather eat Johnson, sir.

>>>>.Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.
>>>>Dan <--- Sorry mate, but I can't give it to the Jos as I just finished
>>>>it.  Mebbe we could find some moldy cheese or a bloated carp for the
>>>>little guy, he must be famished.
>>>James <=== Nope. Fresh out of cheese. It's not much of a cheese shop is it?
>> Meetch aka Finest in the district sir!
>Andrew aka it's very clean!
James <=== OH! The cat's eaten it!
From: KENNETH.CHESTNUTT@mailbox.bison.mb.ca (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: spectrum
Date: 24 Sep 92 21:54:13 CST

Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)


In article <1992Sep24.194426.26022@ils.nwu.edu>, lind@ils.nwu.edu (Jeff Lind) writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu!cis.ohio-state.edu!pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu!linac!uwm.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!news.acns.nwu.edu!news.ils.nwu.edu!lind@ils.nwu.edu
|> From: lind@ils.nwu.edu (Jeff Lind)
|> Subject: spectrum
|> Message-ID: <1992Sep24.194426.26022@ils.nwu.edu>
|> Sender: usenet@ils.nwu.edu (Mr. usenet)
|> Nntp-Posting-Host: mac83.ils.nwu.edu
|> Organization: Institute for the Learning Sciences
|> Date: Thu, 24 Sep 92 15:44:26 GMT+5:00
|> Lines: 8
|> 
|> Does anyone remember a flying circus show that featured a talk show called 
|> "Spectrum."  That's about all I remember about it other than John Cleese
|> hosted it and I remember it being *really* funny.  This has been haunting
|> me for years now, because I've never found it anyplace.
|> 
|> Thanks a lot,
|> 
|> 
|> 
Haunting you for years don't you know...I have a rash like that.

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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Date: 1 Oct 92 18:19:12 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY



In article <92272.154135MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>, <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
> Now that you've gotten over the stunning subject header, I'll elaborararorate.
> I was schtinking. And then I stopped. But I was fortunate enough to write
> it down. What if the people (Apologize if my assumption is wrong) in this
> here humdinger of a newsgroup decided to make a list. Put down info like
> your name, preferred cheese, complete adress, sex (yes or no), name you
> least like to be called, birthday, etc.
> 
> I'll put them together into a coherent blob (morryoxon?), and post them later.
> This'll probably serve two porpoises (although a man cannot serve two
> porpoises). First, the conversation'll be a little easier to follow for
> newcomers, and two, you'll get tons of unwanted mail on or around the anniversa
> ry of your DOB. Just a thought.
> 
> OK, enuff of this. On to the journey. Who will join me? There are many
> benifits: the women, the children, the spam. Especially the spam.
> Urf.
> 
> -- Sal aka I prefer that you bow to me in awe.
> 
> (It's been a while since I've used my sig. I hope it isn't dusty.)
> 
> 
> 
> You can find me at your neighborhood grocery store in
>   the breakfast foods aisle, or by sending bits, bytes and
>     burps to: MDSQC@CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU, or by yodeling words, songs
>       and, yes, burps to Work:1(718)260-3349 or School:1(212)339-????
>         or Home:1(718)859-7012, with a machine on the first two.
> 
>             The Saviour of Breakfast, Away!

ok--so I'm new to the newsgroup. I'll admit it. So I"m ashamed of my
past non-association with the group: is there a cure ? What is The
Cure ? Have you seen The Cure (or heard from them lately?)

My name is Gina--no, it's not short for Regina, or anything else for
that matter. 

Favorite cheese: definitely not head cheese, perhaps maybe cheddar.
Pepper cheese is good too, if you like things with spice. (after all,
I am a spicy person !!!)

Complete address: what--want my life history too ?
	1212 East 10th Street
	Bowling Green, KY 42103
	United States of America
	Planet Earth
	currently attending Western Kentucky University 
		in Bowling Green, KY 42101
		United States of America
			you said complete......

sex: last time I checked I was female, and on occassion "yes" to the
implied question of whether or not ...

least liked name: that would *have* to be Bitch-From-Hell.

birthday: MARCH 19. SEND PRESENTS OR MONEY, PLEASE !!!!!