From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: St. Jester
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 09:38:04 GMT

00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>(Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>(Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>>>>>>>>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>>>>>>>>>>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>>>>>>>>>>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>>>>>>>>>>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>>>>>>>>>>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>>>>>>>>>Um... I don't have a licence, but I DO have this 'ere CHAINSAW!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>'Allo, Miss.  'Ave you got a license for 'at chainsawr??
>>>>>>>Nope. You wanna argue with me?
>>>>>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <thump>
>>>>>>><rollrollrollroll> <KICK!> <splat>
>>>>>>>Obviously not.
>>>>>>>(And take your nose off my shoe.)
>>>>>>Well get your shoe of my eye!
>>>>> *mph* Ok, but onl*mph* if I get t*mph* take my foo*mmmph* out of my mouth.
>>Now that's talent!
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  post the plans if there intres
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>>>>>>>>>>}Um... James?
>>>>>>>>>>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>>>>>>>>>>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>>>>>>>>>No it's not. He deserved it.
>>>>>>>>I'm baaaa-aaack!
>>>>>>>Your back?
>>>>>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <scrape>
>>>>>>><sewsewsewsew> <pin>
>>>>>>>That... wot a lovely cloak. Thank you.
>>>>>>What is that? Ratfur? EEEEEEEECK!
>>>>> It was the only thing left wot we 'ad available to graft.
>>Someone say raft? No thanks. I'll stand here in the water...
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>>>>>>>>>>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>>>>>>>>>>You have a battery powered llama?
>>>>>>>>>>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>>>>>>>>>>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
>>>>>>>>>Well that was stipud now, wasn't it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>What? Oh sorry. This is argument. You want abuse down the hall.
>>>>>>>>><slam>
>>>>>>>>No I don't.
>>>>>>>Well do you want your fingers then? I caught them in the door when I
>>>>>>>slammed it.
>>>>>>Nope. Just me nose...with a shoeprint on it.
>>>>> Don't look now, but there be fingers just beneath that shoeprint.
>>Well get them out of me nose!
>>
>>>>>>>mnSio... the Regurgitated Guts of a.f.m-p
>>>>>>Ratboy... C'mon Simon...Scream Bloody Gore for me...
>>>>> Meetch... Oh come on!  Just one *little* after-dinner mint...
>>>>
>>>>I thought people had something besides mints after dinner. Or was
>>>>that supposed to be before breakfast? Or after the midnight snack? Or
>>>>was it the midnight snack....
>>>Chris aka Stop that rambling and get that suit on!  You're due at the funeral
>>>in ten minutes!
>>Ratboy aka But I'm not dead yet!
>>Chris aka You're not fooling anyone, you know!  Now lie down in that casket!
Ratboy aka I'm feeling much better...