HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lozinski@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (David Lozinski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: men_squirrel
Date: 6 Nov 92 23:22:04 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

What's the difference between a man and a squirrel?

  -Squirrels put their nuts on a rock and crack them!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: happy@garfield.catt.ncsu.edu (Rusty Soots)
Subject: Need Christiaokes...
Organization: Computer and Technologies Theme Program, NCSU, Raleigh
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 23:55:50 GMT

  Hi all.  I serve on the council of Baptist Campus Ministries at N.C. State,
and I need to get a hold of some Christian jokes to put on the announcement
sheets that I type up for our group every Monday night.  Any help
would be greatly appreciated!  Thanks!!

*******************************************************************************
Russell J. Soots - North Carolina State University - happy@catt.ncsu.edu
Science Education/Microbiology/Genetics - Graduation Date:  May 8, 1993..yeah!!
*******************************************************************************
Xref: sparky rec.humor:33020 rec.arts.startrek.misc:11369
From: maufr@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr N E Plum)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Math, Phys, Comp-Sci jokes
Date: 12 Nov 1992 17:45:27 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: mace.csv.warwick.ac.uk


In article <9145@blue.cis.pitt.edu.UUCP>, rlpst@cislabs.pitt.edu (Robert L Pack) writes:
|> Here's one for y'all:
|> 
|> what is the integral of log_cabin?

the joke is actually slightly different:

What is integral of 

		1
	     ------- dcabin
	      cabin
				?

log cabin + c = houseboat

Nicolai




















Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard)
Subject: Re: Death to the Moon.
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 13:19:29 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.102644.19336@mr.med.ge.com> hinz@picard.med.ge.com (David Hinz Mfg 4-6987) writes:
>Doug Hewko (doug.hewko@synapse.org) wrote:
>: From: doug.hewko@synapse.isis.org
>: 
>: DD.Paul Hagar <hagar@phoenix.princeton.edu> writes:
>: 
>: > In article <1992Oct29.172155.2850@muddcs.claremont.edu> David Green,
>: > dgreen@jarthur.claremont.edu writes:
>: > >->> I'm a beef sandwich, please eat me!
>: > >->Did I miss something here?
>: > >Obviously... that was the best joke I'd heard in a long time!
>: > Anybody want to rhyme?
>: DD.Aren't these cascades a crime?
>: I believe so, but from what I've heard there's not jail sentence, only 
>: a fine...  
>: 
>I was going to say that, but you stole my line!
I guess ya gotta hurry to post it in time.
From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Date: 9 Nov 92 15:37:37 GMT
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

In article <tjrad.720904784@pv0a0f.vincent.iastate.edu>, tjrad@iastate.edu (Thomas J Radosevich) writes:
> I voted for Bush and I have one thing to say--Get this shit off rec.humor!

Aw, can't take a joke, god knows the whole world's been putting up with a joke
for the last four years, in the shape of George Bush.
-- 
snail@lsl.co.uk      

You Have To Remember, You Need To Beleive,
The Time Has Past, Dust In The Leaves.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
From: tom@ecst.csuchico.edu (Sicilian Mob Type)
Date: 11 Nov 1992 08:28:34 GMT
Organization: California State University, Chico
NNTP-Posting-Host: cscihp.ecst.csuchico.edu

In article <1992Nov4.094830.14055@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu> crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu writes:
>Clinton received
>more than 50% of the votes from people who did not graduate highschool.
>

Ok, from this unsubstantiated statistic one can conclude that the other
50% who voted for Clinton did graduate from highschool.  So do you conclude
that 100% of the college graduates voted for Bush?  Well I don't think
so because I didn't vote for him.   

Here let me make up my own confounded statistic:

      In each of the states Clinton won during the election,
      have a 50% illiteracy rate.   Wow that's alot.
From: drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu (David Gutierrez)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: My View Of Clinton
Date: 10 Nov 1992 18:27:49 GMT
Organization: Univ. Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center

In article <27330@dog.ee.lbl.gov> prem@prem.lbl.gov (R. Shirdi Prem) writes:
>	I second that opinion. Now that we have got that turd out (almost)
>	of the White House..............

Time now for an asswipe...

David Gutierrez
drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu

"Only fools are positive." - Moe Howard

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: stoeen@Lise.Unit.NO (Asbj|rn St|en)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.flame
Subject: Response To CRWILSON
Date: 13 Nov 92 01:27:02 GMT
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology

*WARNING* Don't read this! This is an electronic mail bomb!

This is a personal letter intended for the person stated in the
'Subject' line, a cul-de-sac in mankind's development.

Message:

If you read this sentence to the end, your monitor will blow up
in your face, leaving only an unrecognizable, bloody mass!

-- 
A/S (stoeen@lise.unit.no)
.sig damaged during travel
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: andy@cbnewsh.cb.att.com (andy.russo)
Subject: User Hints, OBJoke
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories - Holmdel, NJ - Jello Studies Group
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 21:30:26 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor.d
Keywords: newbies, lawyer, pope, just some friendly suggestions....

	Some netiquette hints for the Newbies:

	Please put the word cascade somewhere in the header (subject
or keyword lines) if you're turning a regular subject into a cascade.

	Make sure some bonehead ahead of you did not mess up the
subject line.  Consider posting to a different group if you're answering
a post about politics or feminism in a non-HUMOROUS way.  If you're
posting humor, drop serious groups from the header, else ye be flamed.

	Don't rush to post a great list that someone emailed to you.
Odds are this is where they got it.  Read BEFORE posting. 

	ALWAYS include an OBJoke on rec.humor, even if some of your post
is serious.

<<< I'm not a net.authority.of.any.sort, but there's a lot of non-humor
     showing up here because of the global clue shortage.  If you can do
     better, do better.  Please write all flames onto a standard sheet of
     paper, ball it up, set it on fire, and shove it up your butt.
     Thank you. >>>

OBJoke:  A lawyer and the Pope die at the same time.  Saint Peter
meets them both at the gates of heaven, and he shows them to their
rooms.  The lawyer gets a huge suite, with a great view and a jacuzzi.
The Pope gets a tiny cubicle with a cot.  The Pope, leader of a major
religion, is mad as hell, and he asks Saint Peter why a lawyer
gets treated better than the Pope.  Saint Peter says "Well, we gotta
lotta popes up here, but he's probably the only lawyer we'll ever get."

Andy (Not Even A Net.Stooge) Russo
# I'm not an idiot, but I play one on the net.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: darmstro@acs.ucalgary.ca (Debby Armstrong)
Subject: Re: pickup lines
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 20:27:28 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

Jeffrey.J.Olson@dartmouth.edu (Jeffrey J. Olson) writes:
>I bet I could guess your weight if you sat on my face.
>You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

Ohhh, what a man - I bet you do real well with the ladies.
Nothing like a man who knows how to whisper sweet "nothings".
;)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: zygote@cs.uiuc.edu (The seed of all life)
Subject: Re: Thanksgiving Ascii Pic wanted
Keywords: ascii
Organization: University of Illinois, Dept. of Comp. Sci., Urbana, IL
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 19:06:02 GMT

rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro) writes:


>Any kind netter have any Thanksgiving theme Ascii pics to give/trade?  If so,
>please send email to;

>rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu

>I have no ascii pics with a Thanksgiving theme (that I desperately
>need) but I do have some others that we could swap.  Get in touch with me.

>Thanks in advance,

>Rob C.


post 'em.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gjg2001@andy.bgsu.edu (gjg2001@andy.bgsu.edu)
Subject: Biggest joke of the year!!!!!
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: bgsu
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 05:09:14 GMT

George Bush!!!!!!!

        __/__/__/__/  __/__/__/__/ __/__/__/__/
       __/                 __/    __/
      __/   __/__/        __/    __/   __/__/
     __/      __/  __/   __/    __/      __/
    __/__/__/__/  __/__/__/    __/__/__/__/
                gjg2001@andy.bgsu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kholian@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Kathy M. Holian)
Subject: WANTED: sheep jokes
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 03:14:43 GMT
Keywords: sheep

   Does anyone out there in Rec.humor-land have any good sheep jokes
   they'd be willing to share? I've got a friend with a thing for
   sheep. All willing to contribute can e-mail their lives away
   to kholian@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu . Or, you can just respond to the
   posted article.

	  Thankee oodles,

	  Kathy M. Holian
From: drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu (David Gutierrez)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Car advertising foulups.
Date: 13 Nov 1992 18:16:33 GMT
Organization: Univ. Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center

In article <1992Nov12.121816.49892@ccvax.ucd.ie> scifi@ccvax.ucd.ie writes:
>2.   Citroen were originally going to call the Ciroen Visa the VD, meaning
>Voiture Diminuee (accents missing). They gave up on this when they realised
>that the english speaking world would call it a poxy little car.

And stand by the side of the road and clap whenever one passed.

David Gutierrez
drg@biomath.mda.uth.tmc.edu

"Only fools are positive." - Moe Howard

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cs401017@scs.carleton.ca (tonis kasvand)
Subject: Re: Quotes in a list seen on T shirts
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 22:24:14 GMT

In article <s3u4TB2w165w@quest.UUCP> srhqla!quest!kdq writes:
>|>> >   To be, is to do.....     Sarte
>|>>                                  ^
>

     I saw this in the Globe and Mail today... Canadian Post-Ref. 
T-shirts for sale:

         MY CANADA INCUDES:

   
    [bueatiful picture of Canada here]


        EVERY BITCHING, WHINING,
	       PROVINCE,
	     ABORIGINAL,
	      FEMINIST,
              MINORITY,
	        AND
         SPECIAL INTEREST GROUP


--
   Tonis Kasvand Jr.           |  "Never slam your locker door in the dark
 Ottawa, Canada ...(EH?)       | when you're naked." 
				       - Big Bobby Clobber 
				        The Royal Canadian Air Farce .
From: ufaustus@mcl.ucsb.edu (Mark Bergem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: mommy mommy
Date: 13 Nov 92 19:18:10 GMT
Distribution: rec

In <1992Nov11.4202.5923@dosgate> mike.clemens@canrem.com (mike clemens) writes:

>Quoting <u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au>

>>> Kid: Mommy, mommy, why do I keep going in circles?
>>> Mommy: shut-up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor, too!

>>Kid: Mommy, mommy, I hate my sister's guts.
>>Mommy: Shut up and keep eating.

>Kid: Mommy, mommy, when are we going to get to America?
>Mommy: Shut up and keep swimming.


Kid:Mommy, Mommy, do we have to see Grandma?
Mommy:Shut up and keep digging

Kid:Mommy, Mommy, what happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Mommy:Shut up and eat your meat loaf.

Kid:Mommy, mommy, do we have to have hamburger?
Mommy:Shut up and keep your hand in the meat grinder.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser)
Subject: Re: BOFH request
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 17:48:15 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division

Alton Ledford writes:
> Hi out there in rec.humor land
> I vaugley remember a series of stories called Bastard Operator from Hell 
> that were posted here a while back. Could someone repost these or tell me
> where to find them.
> Thanks
> Alton


I'd tell you where to get them, but then I'd have to kill you.

I'd mail them to you, but your posting doesn't have a valid mail header.
Say domage.

dag
-- 

 To the cat, the experimenter is problematic.
From: harley@engrhub.ucsb.edu (Hahn)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Riddle about programmers
Summary: Riddle about light bulbs and Unix programmers
Keywords: Unix programming, light bulb
Date: 6 Nov 92 04:44:48 GMT
Organization: Harley Hahn Consultants

In article <1992Nov4.082938.707@email.tuwien.ac.at> mich@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Michael Schuster 8726004 (Dipl Joe)) writes:

>Here is a riddle:
>How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
>
>The Answer:
>None. It's a hardware problem.

How many Unix programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.

One to change the bulb.
One to write the manual page.
One to describe what all the options are for.
One to explain why it is better to change lightbulbs with
Unix than with DOS.
--
Harley Hahn, writer of Unix books
From: theurer@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Live at the hollywood Bowl?
Date: 10 Nov 92 18:38:52 GMT


	Does anyone out there have the lyrics to any of the songs from Monty 
Python " Live at the hollywood bowl" if so could you mail them to me or post 
them to the news
                        thanks
                              -Theurer
From: zox@lexcel.mti.com (Bob Trujillo)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Things that make you go hmm... (Reprise)
Summary: thingz makya g'Hmmm...
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:58:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: lexcel.493
Organization: Micro Technology, Inc., Anaheim, CA

In article <s3guTB1w165w@netlink.cts.com>, tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
> dlovely@meaddata.com (David Lovely) writes:
> 
> > A UNIcycle has 1 wheel
> > A BIcycle has 2 wheels
> > A TRIcycle has 3 wheels
> > Why does a SEMI have 18 wheels?
> > HMM...
> > 
> 
> Why does a Demi have 3 bulges?
> 
  WhY DOES a HEMI have 12 valves?
-- 
"Zaphod Breeblebox then pushed the emergency channel switch: 
	' Anybody want a drink? '"  Hitchikers Guide to the GalaxY
(DISCLAIMER: "these opinions are ultimately, SUPREMELY and ENTIRELY my own
		except when they are my wifes")
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: waa@engr.latech.edu (W. Anthony Alford)
Subject: Re: I don't get 10/28 Far Side
Reply-To: waa@engr.latech.edu
Organization: Louisiana Tech University
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 15:03:26 GMT


About Broca`s brain:   Carl Sagan wrote a book called Broca`s Brain.
From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Date: 6 Nov 92 18:57:19 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>>>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCAD
E,
>>>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>>>>>It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>>>>I don't understand - what the fuck?
>>>>HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
>>>Come on now, guys, you're pressing your luck!
>>Yeah, this rhyming is really starting to suck!
>That's what happens when you pass the buck,
>You're doing fine and suddenly you're stuck,
>You look back and ponder at the gooey muck,
>You talk gibberish and quack like a duck.
Which just confirms that you're a schmuck.
But a shmuck is better than a dork
'cause then you'd think you're Mork from Ork
From: osiris@ucrengr.ucr.edu (Mark Radleigh)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: News of the Weird, again
Keywords: wierd
Date: 11 Nov 92 00:02:15 GMT
Distribution: usa

In article <1992Nov6.070146.4624@verifone.com> darrin_d1@verifone.com writes:
> Another good story from the San Jose Mercury News "News of the Weird".
> 
> The Memphis (Tenn.) Zoo recently kicked off "Dinosaurs Live" - an exhibit of
> computerized, mechanical replicas of the creatures that became extinct.  As  
of
> early September, according to zoo official Ann Ball, six people had asked for
> refunds for the $2.50 admission price upon learning that the exhibit did not
> feature real dinosaurs.
>                     
> -- 
>  
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> |  darrin_d1@verifone.com  (Internet) |  But you're always singin the Blues   
|
> |  uunet!verifone!darrin_d1    (Unet) |        -Social Distortion-            
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From: berkovit@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: More Startrek for Geoff
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:39:31 GMT

hello geoffrey whats up
get out of here
0 to warp nine in 7.3 seconds
if you can read this your a wee bit too close
wesley i'm bored.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.cascade
From: rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: -=[ Curtin University of Technology ]=-  Perth  Australia
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 06:10:23 GMT

In article <1992Nov2.195536.291@spock.UUCP>, zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan) writes:
> In article <1992Oct30.230719.3940@dsd.es.com> pmartz@dsd.es.com (Paul Martz) writes:
>>Brent Irvine writes:
>>>)galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu writes:
>>>>Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage] writes:
>>>>>lairdpg@lub001.lamar.edu writes
>>>>>>22161-bunz writes:
>>>>>>>Brett G Person writes:
>>>>>>>>smith@ctron.com writes:
>>>>>>>>>IronEagle writes:
>>>>>>>>>>Matt Welsh writes:

>>>>>>>>>>>Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
>>>>>>>>>>Hmmmm...well, I am getting SVR4 for my HP 48SX.....
>>>>>>>>>HA! _I'm_ just finishing up a port of VMS for my Timex Sinclair! Top THAT!
>>>>>>>>I'm running NextStep on Atari 2600 Video Game System. 
>>>>>>>Just last night I was able to get Windows to boot on my Sears PONG game.
>>>>>>I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer on my Game-Boy.   
>>>>>>I just installed a 10 Gigabyte Drive to handle all the replies!  However, it
>>>>>>only runs at 230,000 Baud due to the large drive slowing it down.
>>>>>I fear I will not be getting news any longer...  The batteries on my  
>>>>>calculator-watch are running out.
>>>>My calculator-watch is solar...  And if I turned off the lights, NO-ONE would
>>>>be getting news...
>>>Oh yeah?  I am now running the newsgroup on my abacus (Ethernet link).
>>I'm way psyched about my recent port of DOS to my Cray XMP.
> Hah! I just commandeered our network so I could run Commodore PET BASIC.
Hehe.  I just commanded that a nyetwork couldn't run on a Nintendo DonkeyKong!

Rod
-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle)
Subject: Re: car acronyms
Organization: Johns Hopkins University
Date: 13 Nov 92 13:54:21 GMT

Needed to fix typos.  All Done.  So with a one, and a two, and a threeeee.....

HONDA -- Hand Over Nice Dollars to Asians

MAZDA -- Making A Zillion Dollars Annually

TOYOTA -- Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks America !!

MITSUBISHI -- 
  Mioko's Itchy Thing Scratches Unless Beaver Is Shaved -- How Interesting!

SUBARU -- Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

Curt Roelle
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Looking for Polish Jokes..
From: crwilson@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu
Date: 6 Nov 92 11:50:42 -0500
Organization: Miami University Academic Computer Service"

In article <720905346.AA06929@csource.oz.au>, Jim.Swannack@f153.n633.z3.fidonet.org (Jim Swannack) writes:
> GW>From: jtsai@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Gandalf the Wizard)
> GW>Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
> 
> GW>Can anyone please email me some good polish jokes?
> GW>Thanx.
> GW>Gandalf
> GW>~<.signature
> GW>_________________________________________________________________________
> GW>[ J.T. Tsai at the University of Illinois-Urbana/Champaign
> GW>]
> GW>[   email=jtsai@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu   The Jumping FuManchu of U of
> GW>I       ]
> GW>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 

 I don't really see what's so funny about car polish, or nail polish for that
matter.  Without both, our cars would rust sooner, and our women (or men, just
to be gender neutral) wouldn't have as pretty nails.

--

 Somebody told I was paranoid, but I think it's just a conspiracy.
 - me, or was it you!

*--------------------------------------------------------------------*
                                           
*-------*  What Rolls down stairs,              
|     S |  Alone or in pairs,             
| R   T |  Rolls over your neighbors dog? 
| E & I | 
| N   M |  What fits on your back and is great for a snack?
|     P |
|     Y |  It's log, log, log!
*-------*                                         Chad "Ren" Wilson

*--------------------------------------------------------------------*
From: cmj@acsu.buffalo.edu (christophe m johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Car Acronyms
Date: 6 Nov 92 05:40:39 GMT
Organization: UB

I've seen quite a few of these, but I've never seen on for Jeep. Anyone have
any for Jeep?

Chris


-- 
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