HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jks2x@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (Jason K. Schechner)
Subject: Re: "I can even forgive Bush for Dan Quayle, but not for this."
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 06:39:15 GMT

In article <1992Sep5.021321.13823@ttinews.tti.com> bsmart@bsmart.TTI.COM (Bob Smart) writes:
>Actually, as if this hasn't already become QUITE pedantic enough, I've
>been corrected about my reference to Air Force One.  If Bush is on an
>Air Force aircraft, it's Air Force One.  If it's a Navy flight, it's
>Navy One, and so on.
>
>No word as to what a commercial flight would be called if, by some
>strange circumstance, the President were aboard.

 	My guess is that it'd be called 'Tax Payer One'.  Georgie
_certainly_ wouldn't be paying for it himself!!!
>---------
>
>A fanatic is someone who does what he knows that God would do if God knew the
>facts of the case.
>
>Some mailers apparently munge my address; you might have to use
>bsmart@bsmart.tti.com -- or if that fails, fall back to
>72027.3210@compuserve.com.  Ain't UNIX grand?
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 12:22:21 EDT
From: Kurt Ludwick <KEL111@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: an incredibly lame attempt at self-defense

In article <79757@ut-emx.uucp>, llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine) says:

>sigh. read in the paper this morning that dan quayle was attacking the
>_new york times_ for spelling his name "quale" in a list of tv
>appearances by candidates. his argument was along the lines of "how
>can they get on my case for 'potatoe' if they can't even spell my name
>right?"

It was a joke. Lighten up.

>seizing on a typo and trying to use it like this is among the lamer
>things he could have done.

I thought it was pretty funny.  Dan's got a good sense of humor.
Hell, with what he puts up with, he HAS to.


------------
Kurt Ludwick
------------
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: jamaass@bluemoon.rn.com (Jeffrey A. Maass)
Subject: Re: Depressing
Keywords: Shark Mouth
Organization: Blue Moon BBS ((614) 868-998[024])
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 17:24:32 EDT

ian@sinix.UUCP (Ian Malone) writes:

> Speaking of depressing....
> 
> Could you imagine going home every night to Mariyln Quayle?  Seriously.
> I imagine our man Dan a pretty simple guy. Coming home each night,
> fibbing about how he was at the office and not really at the golf course,
> opening a cold can o' bud and sitting back to watch the game. Then SHE walks
> in:
> 
> 	"Oh, hi Marilyn.  How was your day?" he asks innocently.
> 	"Danforth, we have to talk, there's a -- WHAT are YOU drinking?" she
> screams, "is that ALCOHOL in OUR HOUSE????".  To which a very sheepish Dan
> replies,
> 	"Oh. sorry honey.  I am sorry. Yes sorry I am, sorry I was, and sorry
> I will be.  I never do it again.  I am sorry."  After Marilyn just barely
> regains control she continues..
> 	"As I was saying, there's a couple of things I want you to say in the
> speech I am writing for you tomorrow."  Dan replies in a whiny little boy voi
> 	"Oh dear, do I have a speech tommorrow?" He has the deer in the 
> headlights expression in his face. She continues,
> 	"Yes, you'll be talking about the liberal media, and abortion, the 
> murdering of children, INNOCENT CHILDREN, did you hear me, Danforth? Danforth
> How can you just SIT THERE when even as we speak the liberal media, in a
> nationwide conspiracy with the Cultural Elite, and those, those atheist,
> haethen godless scum called d-e-m-o-c-r-a-t-s are trying to RUIN THIS FINE
> NATION UNDER GOD, DO YOU HEAR ME???!!!!!  DANFORTH!!!!  DANFORTH!!!!  WE HAVE
> TO STOP THEM, THEY ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY!!!  I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!"
> Dan looks in the direction of his now raving wife.  He trys to avert his eyes
> but realizes that she is frothing at the mouth.  He speaks timidly,
> 	"H-h-honey?  Are you okay?  I'll do what ever you want dear.  I have
> locked all the windows and doors.  I am pretty sure none of the cultural
> elite or the liberal media can get in here.  Honey?  Marilyn?  It's ok dear,
> everything will be just fine.  We are all happy campers, happy campers we are
> happy campers we have been, and as far as I am concerned, happy campers we wi
> always be."
> 
> God, could you just imagine having that raging lunatic storming around the
> house quoting bible passages and screaming incoherient nonsense about
> imagined conspiracies and the godless left?
> 
> Party-time?  Not!
> 
> Ian

Geez, reminds me of the Star Trek (Original Series) segment where
Harcourt Fenton Mudd was building female andoids, and had one of 
his wife to remind him of what he was running from. The Enterprise
left him with a small army of wife-androids when they left.

How about a small army of Marilyn Quayl(e)'s: HORRORS!


Jeff Maass                   Amateur Radio: K8ND (@ W8CQK)
NW of Columbus Ohio                Netmail: jamaass@bluemoon.uucp

GILLETTE'S PRINCIPLE:
  "If you want to make people angry, lie. If you want to make
   them absolutely livid with rage, tell the truth."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: yuna@athena.mit.edu (Yuna Huh)
Subject: Re: Small thoughts and complaints
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 23:46:59 GMT

Granted, both Hillary and Marilyn are tempting targets, but perhaps we do go a
little too far sometimes...

Yuna Huh
--
"The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy."
Xref: sparky alt.fan.dan-quayle:3738 alt.politics.elections:13118 alt.conspiracy:10616
From: saxe@excalibur.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.elections,alt.conspiracy
Subject: Re: Idahoe Miscellany
Keywords: fnord
Date: 15 Sep 92 02:43:50 GMT
Followup-To: alt.conspiracy
Distribution: na
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

In article <BuKovr.8v2@mail.boi.hp.com> rdetweil@boi.hp.com (Richard Detweiler) writes:
>Hi all,

>Some political news from Idaho:

["News items" about "Idaho" deleted]

Aha!  Yet again, more "proof" of the existance of "Idaho!"  Were it not
for me, some people might actually believe you.  Try again, you, you, you
cartographer sympathizer!

Over 99% of all the maps in the world are made by cartographers!  Is there
any other industry which is so flooded by one special interest group?
After monthsyearscenturies of fighting these people on
the net, they are still alive and kicking.

Be very, very, afraid.

ObFact:  "Idaho" potatoes are a *type* of potato, and do not refer to the
          root's state of origin.  A potato can come from any of the 49
	  states and still be legally labeled an "Idaho" potato.

Eddie "Keeping America Safe" Saxe
-- 
 ____/|  Bill the Cat says "Vote Dave Barry | eddie@cs.unc.edu alias
 \ o.O|  for President!"  Actually, he says,| eddie@uncvx2.oit.unc.edu
  =(_)=  "ACK!  THPHTH!" but we're sure that| "That can't be my shirt.  My
    U    he's a Dave Barry supporter.       |  shirt doesn't snore."--G. Marx
From: sieferme@milton.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Simple Math (Was Re: Quayle Season)
Date: 15 Sep 92 16:18:49 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle

In article <193q62INN74m@phakt.usc.edu> echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150) writes:
>
>Where:
>S = Danoe's shoe size
>IQ = WHat's left of Danoe's mind
>h = Danoe's hat size
>
>Prove:
>S = h / IQ

BZZT!  RUN TIME ERROR!  DIVISION BY ZERO!

(core dump follows)

-- 
| Eric Sieferman            |    sieferme@u.washington.edu          |
| U. of W., M.C.I.S.        |    (206) 685-3104                     |
From: amnell@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Marko Amnell)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Quayle Season
Date: 10 Sep 92 22:19:14 GMT
Organization: University of Helsinki

quayle season

wabbit season

Quayle season!

Wabbit season!!

QUAYLE SEASON!!!

WABBIT SEASON!!!!

No!!  It's wabbit season!

-- 
Marko Amnell
amnell@klaava.helsinki.fi
Graduate Student in Philosophy
From: sieferme@milton.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Danny & I at the shuttle launch
Date: 15 Sep 92 00:02:51 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle

In article <1992Sep14.220037.7653@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> paul@music.sie.arizona.edu (Paul J. Sanchez) writes:
>
>As vice president, he is titular head of NASA.  That makes his  
>pronouncements about Mars all the more frightening, since he came out with  
>that one after a month of NASA briefings!  (If you don't know what I'm  
>talking about, pick up the Quayle Quotes file which is broadcast on a  
>regular basis here.)
>
>--paul

Brrr!  Pretty frightening.  I remember the quotation, and now
appreciate its significance.  Thanks for the info.

Do you suppose Our Boy has aspirations for participating
in a future space shuttle flight?  Maybe he could test
the effect of prolonged weightlessness on his golf swing.

-- 
| Eric Sieferman            |    sieferme@u.washington.edu          |
| U. of W., M.C.I.S.        |    (206) 685-3104                     |
From: quark@pabst.bu.edu (Paul Fu)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: For the Sake of a New Thread!
Summary: Quotes wanted
Date: 12 Sep 92 02:13:06 GMT
Reply-To: jnorton@wilkes1.wilkes.edu
Followup-To: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Organization: Wilkes Uni

Hi gang...  I've been watching the development of this with interest...

In any event, could someone mail me the quayle quote file? Or tell me
where it's obtainable?  Many thanks.

Jarrod Norton
WCLH-FM Station Manager
jnorton@wilkes1.wilkes.edu
From: browns@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Stuart Brown)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: worthless comic strips
Date: 14 Sep 92 19:38:14 GMT
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

In article <t6tn+!q.mvp@netcom.com> mvp@netcom.com (Mike Van Pelt) writes:
>
>What do you mean "if"?  Doonsbury regularly features that sort of
>humor.  The "invisible George" stuff, the "invisible except for
>levitating white feather Danny" stuff, the "In Search of Reagan's
>Brain" series.  Trudeau can by hysterically funny, and often is, but
>just as often, he spews hatred onto the comic page and calls it
>'humor'.  He seems incapable of being funny about the people he hates.
>
>The "R U 4 stiffing the kid" comment was (1) at least a decent
>pun, and (2) isn't a repeated-until-it's-lost-whatever-humor-
>it-may-once-have-had "joke" like the "Invisible George".
>-- 
>Mike Van Pelt                          Here lies a Technophobe,

Isn't it amusing that some people just can't see the humor in jokes
that attack their own sacred cows.  But I don't need to defend Trudeau.

BTW if you didn't find "In search of Reagan's Brain" funny, then you
might consider applying for the Special Olympics in the "Humor
Impaired" category.


-- 
Stuart M. Brown                             If you can remain cool when all 
U. of Manitoba, Dept. Plant Science         Around you are in panic,
Winnipeg, Manitoba, CANADA
browns@ccu.umanitoba.ca            Then you surely misunderstand the situation
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.elections
From: alex@engr3.umbc.edu (alex)
Subject: Re: Polls R Us
Keywords: horserace, poll, kick the bastards out
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore Campus
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 21:12:21 GMT

In article <5yynl2q.madhaus@netcom.com>, madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann) writes:

|> More good news from the Cultural Elite Distribution Centre (CNN).
|> Formerly-disgraced-but-attempting-rehabilitation-ex-President Nixon
|> advised Bush and Quayl to forget California and concentrate on
|> Illinois and New Jersey.

	I found somwthing better then Polls in the New York Times this
sunday: financial reports. Observe:

	The dems and the GOP both need to raise $55M to match their
matching funds. At present, the Dems have $53M, the GOB has only $7.8M.

	The major parties can only contribute $10M to their candidate.
The Dems have raised their $10M, the GOP has raised only $2M.

	The Dems raised a record amount of money in August ($17M), and
they will probably break that in September, whereas the GOP has not been
touching it's fundraising goals at all.

	(My favorite) The Dems received a little over $800K on the Monday
following the Republican National Convention, most in quanities of $5-$15.

	This bodes well for Bill and Al, who can effectively blow off
fundraisers for the next 7 weeks and spend time hustling votes instead.
George and Our Boy are going to have to work a little harder to pay the
bills. (No one doubts that the GOP will eventually raise the money,
even if they have to get Neil to steal if for them).

-- 
                               Alex Crain::UMBC Academic Computing Services
"I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens,
 nor should they be considered patriots.  This is one nation under God"
                                     - George Herbert Walker Bush, Feb 1989 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: crail@nevada.edu (DONNA CRAIL-RUGOTZKE)
Subject: Re: Dan Advertises for Murphy Brown Reruns!
Organization: University of Nevada System Computing Services
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 22:25:22 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.140237.2014@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu> dylan@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu (Dylan) writes:
>I heard late last night on the Radio that
>the Danster agreed to do a promo spot for
>Murphy Brown reruns on a local Los Angeles
>station.
>
>The script was something along the lines of:
>"Murphy Brown?  NOT!"
>
>I guess they didn't want him to do anything
>too difficult.  Can anyone else confirm or
>deny this story?  I can't find it in today's
>newspapers.
>
>Dylan
>
>John D. Murray  dylan@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu
>Phila, PA
>Bhakail, East

Yes, it is true, Dan has agreed to do a video promotional for the
KTLA Channel 5.   In the promotion, Quayle is asked "So, what's your
favorite TV program?"  Quayle's response is "Murphy Brown -NOT!" In a
second promo, Quayle responds to the same question " 'Murphy Brown' on
KTLA Channel 5 -NOT!"  These promos are advertising the station's reruns
of "Murphy Brown."  At the very least, Quayle seems to have a sense of humor.

My information comes from the September 10th issue of the *Las Vegas Review-
Journal*, for those interested in reading about it.

Donna
crail@nevada.edu
  
Xref: sparky alt.fan.dan-quayle:3446 alt.politics.bush:4411 alt.politics.clinton:4437
From: green@plains.NoDak.edu (Brad Green)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: "I can even forgive Bush for Dan Quayle, but not for this."
Date: 9 Sep 92 02:49:43 GMT
Distribution: usa, na
Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computing Network

In article <1992Sep4.233306.14026@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin) writes:
>No it isn't...   it's "Air Force/Navy/Marine/Army Twoe".

Today CNN reported Clinton was speaking about Patriot missiles flying down
chimmneys and through doors.  It was pointed out afterwards that this was
the cruise missile and not the Patriot.  Are we going to hear for the next
57 days how a man who wants to be commander in chief can't even remember which
of his weapons does what?  Probably not.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: ronwill@sierra.sim.es.com (Ron Williams)
Subject: Marilyn can't spell either
Reply-To: ronwill@sierra.sim.es.com (Ron Williams)
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp., Salt Lake City, UT
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 14:26:29 GMT

Inability to spell seems to run in the Quaylee familye.


As reported in the Monday, Sept. 14, 1992 Salt Lake Tribune:

In a recent campaign letter to Utahns, Marilyn Quayle states that "grass-roots 
leadership and a dedication to principals [we think she meant 'principles'] over 
politics will be the focus of the Bush-Quayle campaign."

Response of letter recipient Carol Landa of Salt Lake City: "Our country needs an
education president and you need a good editor.  But the *principal* purpose of
this letter is to tell you that one of my cherished *principles* is a woman's
right to reproductive freedom.  My vote will go to Bill Clinton and Al Gore."

-- 
Ron Williams
ronwill@sierra.sim.es.com
Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp.
Salt Lake City, UT

	Utah - the state that wants to put a Pizza Hut in the
 	middle of Zion National Park.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle,alt.politics.bush
From: tak@tazboy.jpl.nasa.gov (Tom Kreitzberg)
Subject: Re: "Liberal" - A Misnomer
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA
	<1992Sep10.175326.21979@athena.mit.edu>
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 21:21:52 GMT

> >Voting for Bush perpetuates an oligarchy of pussbags.
>                                              ^^^^^^^
> That's a new one on me!  I like the sound of it, but what does it mean?

It's one of those collective nouns. They usually refer to groups of animals,
like "a gaggle of geese," "a congress of sloths," or "a confusion of quails."

> >Kent Williams -- williams@cs.uiowa.edu

> Dhanesh

	Tom Kreitzberg
Xref: sparky alt.fan.dan-quayle:3440 alt.politics.bush:4386
From: dks@athena.mit.edu (dks)
Subject: Re: Bye Bye Dan
Organization: MIT, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 19:07:30 GMT

>: The universities (oddly there are several) are pockets of culture and
>: enlightenment (with the possible exception of Purdue but only because
>: of the sheer quantity of engineers) that one visits like one would visit a
>: Zoo.
>
>substitute "austin" for "universities" and it fits for texas. the
>universities (at least in dallas) aren't pockets of anything but
>yuppies, business majors, and engineers. oh, and spouse-hunters.
>they're terribly conservative, with the exception of ut-austin. i
>sometimes think that austin isn't really part of texas...


HEY!  What's with the ENGINEER-BASHING?

Cut it out or I'll BOP you upside the head with my slide rule!


Dhanesh


Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dianem@boi.hp.com (Diane Mathews)
Subject: Re: Calvin for President (was Re: I'm dragging out the old T-shirt)
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Santa Clara Division
Distribution:  usa
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 19:42:52 GMT

>>>>> Nah.  Kirk/Spock '92!
	Calvin/Hobbes, or Hobbes/Calvin

I say it ought to be Picard/Data.  This nationalism business is for the
birds.  Local tribalism maybe, but let's think global.

Guess my liberal/cultural elitism is showing.  Better keep it covered up.
From: shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu (Susan Hagan)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: The Comic Election: BC, Doonesbury &... Cerebus (was Re: worthless...)
Date: 11 Sep 92 20:44:16 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

yamauchi@ces.cwru.edu (Brian Yamauchi) writes:

>In article <1992Sep9.150914@IASTATE.EDU> danwell@IASTATE.EDU (Daniel A Ashlock) writes:

>>   (III) You have to be nuts to make fun of Dan Quayle (obviously a sign of
>>being a Republican lackey; since the majority makes Dan Quayle jokes it is by
>>definition sane behavior :})

>Of course, the majority also elected him in the first place... :-)


No no no.  I watched a PBS special the other night and actually learned
something about this. (They always said I would but I never believed them)
Anyway.  Bush/Quayle won last year by about 43%, Dukakis had about %41
and the rest went to independents.  The numbers may be off by a bit
but the point is that the margin is slim.

Anyway, the point is that only %50 of the people elegible to vote actually
voted.  So that means that only a little over one quarter of the population
actually voted.  That does not consistute a majority by any stretch of 
the imagination.

So you can't assume that the majority that is making fun of Danny now is
the majority that voted him into office.  We could have %75 of the
people elegible to vote making fun of him and have a majority and not
even touch the people who voted him into office.

Now, go back to your discussion of comics.  I just wanted to point that
out and make use of my PBS knowledge.  Glad to know that I'm getting
my money's worth from public television.  :)

-- 
Susan R. Hagan (shagan@gandalf.rutgers.edu) 
Publications Coordinator - User Services
Rutgers University Computing Services
From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Phil Gramm
Date: 14 Sep 92 03:01:07 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Russell Roan (roan@convex.com) wrote:

: 	It seems like there was another one about the elderly and Social
: Security benefits.  I've been trying to remember that quote for some time.
: Would anyone care to refresh my memory?

you mean his big campaign thing about "save mamma's checks!"? he was
pretending there was some huge danger of social security benefits
being drastically cut and only his election could keep all the elderly
in his district from being destitute. i think the phrase came from
some speech where he invoked the image of his own elderly mother, but
i'm not sure...

--
sine nomine
debbie martinson
"not so much banging one's head against a brick wall as being actively
attacked by a cliff." -- dick francis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: Re: Calvin for President (was Re: I'm dragging out the old T-shirt)
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 20:56:56 GMT

Herschel A Gelman writes:

>Yes, life would be better for us all.  Remember.  Calvin.  Hobbes.  Two people
>who can get the job done.  Or, come up with a great excuse for not doing it.
                                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I thought this was what we have now with Dan and his boss, George Herbert
Walker(*) "Stops here?  Heck, I never even let the buck NEAR my desk" Bush.

Or did you mean CREATIVE and IMAGINATIVE (not to mention at least remotely
plausible) excuses?

(*) In light of the recent post pointing out the differences between GB and
    Herbert Hoover, I've gone back to GHWB.

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu
From: elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us (Edward J. Branley)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: A Simple Question
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 92 15:15:12 CDT
Organization: Minas Tirith BBS (Public Access Usenet for New Orleans)

williams@herky.cs.uiowa.edu (Kent Williams) writes:

> From article <1992Sep9.155838.26178@umbc3.umbc.edu>, by alex@engr3.umbc.edu (
> > In article <1992Sep9.132740.19009@news.uiowa.edu>, williams@herky.cs.uiowa.
> > 
> > |> good man. George Bush is a completely unprincipled, cynical,
> > |> unimaginative boob in the grand tradition of J Edgar Hoover and
> > |> Richard Nixon.
> > 
> > 	Urp. Well, excuse me for suggesting it. I sincerly apologize. Really.
> > 
> > 	I think your wrong about Nixon, though. He had lots of imagination.
> > All of it twisted.
> > 
> 
> Actually, I was a little hard on Nixon, who was nominally a Quaker also.
> He was a gangster, but he was a better president (arguably) than anyone
> who came after him.  Ford was inert, Carter misguided, Reagan braindead,
> and Bush a puddle of steaming snot.  Nixon occasionally tried to do something
> positive, in between plotting the downfall of his enemies and hugging
> Sammy Davis Jr.
> --
> Kent Williams -- williams@cs.uiowa.edu
> "I'm tired of being nice to people who're full of shit" -- Me

Nixon was anything but unimaginative.  A crook, yes, a liar, yes, but he 
was an expert on the NFL and extremely creative.


>Edward J. Branley         elendil@mintir.new-orleans.la.us<
>Seashell Software, Metairie, LA            +1-504-455-5087<