HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Organization: Central Michigan University
Date: Friday, 28 Aug 1992 19:27:26 EDT
From: <32BWQQP@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: kids

Lisa G. Dominique responds:

>>Is this a problem? Should I move on to soc.singles? Will my kids need braces?
>>Do I have kids?!?!?!?
>>

>Heck, I dunno, do you have kids?

If you say so... search me...

>I don't think I do....

I think you were sleeping (snif, sob, you're just like all the rest)...

>Did we have kids together?

Ummm, uhhh... I want to speak to my attorney... except I'm TOO POOR
for an attorney.

>What a minute.... Duhhhhhhhhhh!!

Must be a blonde...


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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!(Long)
Organization: Physics Dept. The University of Queensland
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 00:20:39 GMT

In article <28AUG199209524639@bestsd.sdsu.edu>, regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY) writes:
|> While waxing rhapsodic about Dr. Demento, Tony writes:
|> >My old favourites - I can remember "Fishheads" and "Dead Puppies", but
|> >my favourite was "Kinko the Kid-Loving Clown" (no rude comments please
|> >:-) [that means YOU, rip]).
|> Hey!  What about 'Nellie the Elephant'?  Okay ... it's not grotesque, but 
|> it is funny!
|> 
|> >*HUGS along with some hideous cackling laughter*
|> >							Tony.
|> *hug* ... you have commendable tastes, young man ... 
|> 
|> ---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
|> Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
|> 	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen

'Nellie the Elephant'?  Never heard it.  It was either before or after
my time (just how OLD are you, anyway, T.Elizabeth? :-)).  Actually, Dr.
Demento was only on here for six months or so between when I started
listening and when they stopped broadcasting it here, so I'm sure that I
haven't heard most of your favourites.
*sigh*
							Tony.
From: jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Part Two of "Dryads' Dailiness"
Date: 2 Sep 92 14:52:18 GMT
Reply-To: jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501

In article <1992Sep2.060501.5707@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>In article <1992Sep1.001022.10992@pony.Ingres.COM> jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug28.155006.8929@grinch.txt.com> jason@grinch.txt.com (Jason in the Hood) writes:
>
>**stuff deleted**
>
>>>>>rip
>>>>  ---> Does "rip" stand for "Reputations Incinerated Publicly"??
>>>
>>>Naaa... we all know it stands for "Realistically Improbalble Person"
>>>Otherwise known as: Artificially Maintained Pesonality!  AMP!
>>
>>    well, he told me himself that it stands for what it usually stands
>>    for, which I'm assumin' is "rest in peace"... but for the life of
>>    me I can't see that happenin' for any woman who decides to sleep
>>    with him!! 8^)  (oooh, it's gettin' warm in here)
>
>Ooooooo....!! Well, I don't remember right off the top of my head,
>been sooooooo long.... smurfsyndrome and all... :-(
>                                            `
>>    if that's your bent, I think I'm better off with Mr. Goodwench, uh,
>>    I mean Mr. Goodwrench.  (whew... it is definitely warm in here!)
>
>Hey, you got Mr. Goodwench's number?
>
>rip(PappySmurf)

   I don't get it.  "been sooooooo long.... smurfsyndrome and all... :-("
   and then you sign-off with "PappySmurf"?  Hey, rip!  That PoppaSmurf
   is one of the most active little dudes in the forest!!  Just think about
   it... he seems to be the only one in the bunch with enough brains to
   figure out what to do with Smurfette in the first place. 8^) And what
   about BabySmurf?  Where exactly *did* he come from?  PoppaSmurf and the
   Smurfette person are _always_ together in PoppaSmurf's little mushroom
   hut, taking care of him...or so we've been led to believe!  (I wonder
   just what it is that they are actually taking care of!!)

   So don't go all whiny on us, rip.  A guy with your razor sharp wit and
   romantic sensibilities shouldn't have to face the same fate as those
   little blue dumb-dumbs.  Besides... I have always found PoppaSmurf to
   be quite attractive.  He's smart, assertive, brave... and that silver
   beard of his!!  He could tickle me with that anytime! 8^)


   Judi
   Official Dryad of the RFA (and DuffDuster to PoppaSmurf)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 23:29:00 GMT

Gandalf invites George in on the Hugathon after I tell him to join in the 
fray ...
>> George Mitchell asks:
>>>Um, we sure wouldn't want you guys to run out of steam.  Maybe
>>>some of us public-spirited ARC-denizens can, um, assist.  Then
>>>we could simultaneously set a record for LONGEST AND BIGGEST
>>>net-hug ever!
>> 
>>>So, er, could I join in?
>> Sure!  I'm sure Gandalf won't mind ... get over here!
>> 
>>>-- George (AssistantHuggerFirstClass) Mitchell (george@tessi.com)
>--
>No way do I mind (the people on the outside of us, the more Liz and
>I get squeeezed together!)...
>Liz, I was going to call out come on over to George but you beat me
>to it!
>*stttttiiiillllllhuggingLiz,wow,andnowGeorge,fortheLONGESTANDBIGGEST
>NETHUGever!*
*giggle* ... anyone else wants in on this? Join the fun!

>-Gandalf
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Disclaimer: Why should I disclaim anything? This is fun!
You have to disclaim it because you weren't given your account to have fun 
.. luckily, we've have *ways* around that ... *grin*

---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: blondes
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 04:16:05 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland

kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:
>roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth) teaches:
>>
>> cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) takes her first German lesson:
>> >
>> >Ich habe keine Ahnung, was dieser Satz heir soll
>> >
>> >(ok what did I just say?)
>> 
>> *giggle* 
>> You seem to have the right feeling about what it means...
><evilgrin> Indeed, Martin, indeed she has :-) <grin> Oh lord, it
>has to be so sad for her because she can't laugh about our stupid
>jokes. :-) But seriously, I don't know if it's nice when using
>German here... <brruahhh>
>
>Clare, I hope you are not too angry.... :-) Keep smiling. And these are
>just for you: HUG HUG HUG HUG !!! Want some chocolate???

Hmmmmm, nice. Some milk chocolate would be nice,

*HUGS back*

clare

-- 
Oh, why didn't I listen when they said "Never do a   |  cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz 
 masters and try to have a life at the same time"?   |  clare west
                 BigSis to Chris, Eric and Kristiina
                    Official Welcomer of the RFA
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Prez of the RFA Resigns
Date: 2 Sep 92 19:45:36 GMT
Organization: OFSA

searthro@nyx.cs.du.edu (Simon Earthrowl) sez:

>>I still plan to be a member, in fact I plan to have the
>>title "Official Good Romantic Witch of the RFA"....but
>
>Can I vote for a title of "Honoury Good Romantic Witch of the RFA",
>Official sounds so...  so inappropriate. All in favour say Aye !!!!


Dija say "honoury" or "horny"?

Steve
-- 
Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 21:08:00 GMT

Keywords:  

It all started when Gandalf gave me a hug: 
>>>>>Ever been engulfed in a wizard's robes?
>>>>>*hughug*
>>>> *sly smile*
>>>> Ummm ... uhhh ... no, no I haven't *blush* ... and thanks for the hug! 
>>>> *hug*
>>>Thats ok. hope you enjoyed it as much as me! hangon, neither of us have
>>>ended the hug yet...
>>>*hugbackmore*
>>>-Gandalf
>> Wow ... this hug has lasted long than some of my 'suitors' ... thanks.
>> *stillhangingonforthehug*
>> Think we could make it into the Guiness World Record books with this?
Sure will, if I can help it...phew!
> 
>*stilllllhangingontoLiz,wow,fortheLONGESTNET-HUGever*
Gee ... is someone timing this?

> 
>-Gandalf
Wow ... I like this guy ... too bad you're not in LA, Gandalf ... *shy 
smile* ...
*StillHoldingOnForDearHugginess*

>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Claimer: This is one strange net-lag. just a minute ago I was rescueing
>         Liz from the Auction block. Buuut, we're still hugging!
Not to mention being offered candy by a stranger with a thing for T2 video 
games ...
*grin*

---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: I'm back...
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 23:51:51 GMT

In article <25AUG199215461138@zeus.tamu.edu> dwb4025@zeus.tamu.edu (BARTEK, DAVID WINFIELD) writes:
>Hello... Just a note to say that Candlelit Eyes is back, if anyone
>out there even remembers me in the first place... =)
>if not, hello to everyone new... hope to hear from y'all soon...
>i had kind of a rough summer, culminating in God saving my life
>in a near-death experience.... and i'd like to talk to someone
>about it... so, if anyone out there remembers me and would like to
>chat... lemme know... also, i'm still full of roses and candlelight,
>so i'll be waiting.. y'all take care....
>
>David
>Candlelit Eyes...

Hey!  Welcome back!  Yes, I remember ya, and I am sure others do too.
And go ahead and send me some mail.  I have had some dealings with
death myself....

______________________________________________________________________
                                                      _____
Rip                                 rip@sequent.com  /     \
Official Palanquin Bearer                           /  rip  \
For the Secretaries                                 |xxx-xxx|
Of the RFA                                       ___|_______|___
And BigBro to LF, 'Chelle, HotDi,                    \~ ~~ ~\
Lis, Garrett, Michelle and GypsyII (whew!)            \~~ ~~~\
Help!  My karma ran over my dogma, and it can't get up!!
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: searthro@nyx.cs.du.edu (Simon Earthrowl)
Subject: Re: An Aye for an Aye
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 12:10:25 GMT

robg@durian.citr.oz.au advises..
>coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep1.202648.8585@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, searthro@nyx.cs.du.edu 
(Simon Earthrowl) writes:
>>|> Can I vote for a title of "Honoury Good Romantic Witch of the RFA",
>>|> Official sounds so...  so inappropriate. All in favour say Aye !!!!
>>|>
>>|> SimonE
>>A Y E !!!!!
>ummm... How about Honoured Good Romantic Witch of the RFA
>(honorary sounds like she doesn't really deserve it - we know otherwise
>;-)
>
>But a hearty AYE all the same!

Ok apologies to rip, as he doesn't like Honoury. But I do think that
there should be something _better_ than Official for our ex-Prez.  Rip
is Honoured OK - seems like other people think the same way I do about
this. ('nuffin else though.....). Hey Lis what do you think ?
*TrysToGetPastBigBro'* trips *stumble* falls into YASM
(YetAnotherStickyMess)....

SimonE

Unofficial Apprentice to the RFA
Story to follow (when its compleated...)

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: stuff
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 20:46:00 GMT

In article <92245.00462332BWQQP@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU>, <32BWQQP@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU>                   writes...
> 
>Ms Asst Librarian posts:
>%>'Nellie the Elephant'?  Never heard it.  It was either before or after
>%>my time (just how OLD are you, anyway, T.Elizabeth? :-)).  Actually,
>%>Dr.Demento was only on here for six months or so between when I started
> 
>%My dear young man, I'm positively ancient ... a decrepit, withering old
>%thing.  It's better not to discuss it ...
> 
>HMMMMMMM...  This should affect the bidding significantly...
Only to those who weren't paying attention earlier when I gave my 
chronological age ...
*grin*

---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Ender is Nominated too!! (Was: Prez Nominates)
Date: 3 Sep 92 19:17:25 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Sep03.112422.9041@mixcom.com> kkwwkk@mixcom.com (TA Shaw) writes:
>Just to be different and consitant at the same time, I believe
>the last Prez of RFA was the Sec to the Former Prez, since
>>Ender, Secretary to the President of the RFA
>
>I'll nominate Ender......Got to have a choice you know...

Makes a lot of sense to me.... I thought about this, but
I don't really know how much time Ender has to spend on
ARC.... That only he can answer to.   Whatcha think, Ender,
You Hot Hunk of Secretary, you!?!?   ;-)

>[but wait a minute, I don't know Ender, but then I don't really
>know Julie either.........hmm......]
>
>Brown Dirt Cowboy 

That's okay....You made a VERY good point....Wonder if 
Ender accepts his nomination....guess we'll have to wait and
see. If he does accept, we'll have to have an official vote!
    ** Cool **

Oh ENDER !!!!    Those secretaries, always on break!  ;-)


Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
of the Romantic Fire Association
Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: Missing Gypsy
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 18:15:09 GMT

bz687@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (E. Andi Woods) shares: 
>
>
>Ok, maybe some of you didn't even know that i existed, in which
>case i guess i cannot blame you for not noticing my absence...

*I* noticed, Andi.  You doin' ok?

>
>to all my dear friends... i am not going to make promises i can't 
>keep... i can't even keep up with my email so it is unlikely that 
>i am going to be around here a whole lot... but i am going to 
>try to make more regular appearances... and will at the VERY least
>try to let you know that i recieved your email... 

Oh, BTW, I sent you a wedding invitation, but it came back.  Something about
needing postage.....

Anyway....I'll get one to ya....

>recovering from a recent game of 78 pickup...

?



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 Grasshopper 			}   but I know I love you.
 PR Agent for Blade		}   That may be, all there is....
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	}   to know."
 FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	}   
 "I will pledge my heart to you }		Email Welcome
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 18:01:49 GMT

kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) shares: 


>> jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) gets upset:
                                                 ^^^^^^^^^^

Me?  Nah.....No need for that....I just get EVEN....


>Don't try to excuse yourself anymore, Martin. I mailed her a translation. 
>And do you know what she said? She wants to send Steve to me... 

Well, he only beats up people whom I tell him to...so ya better be nice...
or else....



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 Grasshopper 			}   but I know I love you.
 PR Agent for Blade		}   That may be, all there is....
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	}   to know."
 FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	}   
 "I will pledge my heart to you }		Email Welcome
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: Venting
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 00:37:00 GMT

In article <92247.090037DAM137@psuvm.psu.edu>, <DAM137@psuvm.psu.edu>                          writes...
>I hope no one minds me putting this here.....I am just so frustrated
>with life right now that if I don't do something like this to release
>tension, I am going to hurt someone (most likely myself)....
> 
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
> 
>Thank you...

Oh, my!

**HUG**

Things can (and usually will) get better ... it just takes some courage, a 
little action, and a lot of patience ...

Take care ...

>Sardis
> 
>+---------------------+-----------------------------+----------------+
>| (    )  Sometimes,  | David A. Matta              | I'm just tired |
>| |\^^/|              |  dam137@psuvm.psu.edu       |  of preaching  |
>| (@::@)   The Dragon +-----------------------------+   love, when   |
>|  \\//       Wins... |The opinion herein are those |  all they want |
>|  (oo)               |  of a small, fury creature  |   want is war  |
>|   ^^                | from Alpha Centauri, whom I |         -me    |
>+---------------------+  am sharing coffee with...  +----------------+
>                      +-----------------------------+

---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen
From: LMD5@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A Night in the Forest
Date: 1 Sep 92 12:55:18 GMT
Organization: Penn State University

Bravo!  What a nice story.  It really describes LisaDi to a "T".  I do beleive
that my Prince Charming will come and sweep my up on his white horse to
carry me into the forest that I can call my own.  And who knows...I've
might of have already met in without really seeing him....If he wasn't so
far away *sigh*

The Official Balloon is on its way to fly over all the RFA members and
lurkers alike sending kisses and hugs to all!

Love...
Lisa Marie Dibert..Official Balloonist to the RFA
Each time you see a balloon...think of me!
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: enigma@halcyon.com (Matt Luders)
Subject: Re: Just a proclamation, I have to post it or yell it or something.
Organization: The 23:00 News and Mail Service
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 19:59:40 GMT

 "When you close your doors, and make darkness within,
  remember never to say that you are alone,
  for you are not alone..."

    -- Epictetus, 1st Century


Omnia vincit Amor
Matt
From: bz687@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (E. Andi Woods)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Missing Gypsy
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:23:22 GMT
Reply-To: bz687@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (E. Andi Woods)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Richard Iswara) says:

>DaGypsy returns:

yep... that's me... :)

>Yes, we noticed that you were gone rather abruptly. But we understand.
>After all, you are the ARCGypsy. Would be rather unnatural to have a 
>Gypsy that didn't wander around. And as for that plea for affection,
>*BIG WELCOME BACK HUG*

we all knew there was some reason why i chose that title... :)

>> recovering from a recent game of 78 pickup...
>                                   ^^^^^^^^^^^
>Must be some huge field there!

*sigh* another of my tarot refrences misses the mark by a mile...

*hugs* to all

Andi
Official Gypsy of the RFA

-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tvechins@eng.auburn.edu (Toni R. Vechinski)
Subject: Shadowette is looking for......
Organization: Auburn University Engineering
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 14:31:22 GMT


Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...........
Herrrreeeeee kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.............

< A little whistling can be heard >
 
Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...........
Herrreeeee kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.............


HEEEEYYYYYY,  has *anybody* heard from CatGuy.  I mean, he was suppose to
convince me of something about cats and dogs.......

Hmmmmmmmm,  it seems he went out a few nights ago and has gotten himself
lost......Musta've gottin' in a fight with some TomCat.

Oh, well.  If you see that little pondering pussycat, tell him the Shadowette
is still not convinced........



             ........Mueheheheheeeeeee...................

     (Yes, the Shadowette's heart is once again filled with laughter...for
  she believes that...

         Man has never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.

                                             -Bern Williams

      The sinister giggling fades out and in the distance can be heard......)

Here puppy, puppy, puppy,......ooopppppssssss...I mean.....

Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...........
Herrreeee kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.............


                                   ...........The Shadowette.............


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