HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Scene (please continue)
Date: 15 Sep 92 15:02:20 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia


The scene was set. The room was neat and unthreatening. A motet by Josquin
de Pres droned softly in the background. Wilber was ready, now if only
his 'guest' would arrive, he could
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: djd33237@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Denny d'Alelio)
Subject: Re: Flat Tax Defended
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 21:41:33 GMT

Better yet, lets, have a flax tax and only tax any one who owns something 
made of flax and no one else.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:30116 alt.non.sequitur:67 alt.cascade:1886
From: prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 15 Sep 92 00:40:33 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Sep14.222829.29761@samba.oit.unc.edu> Roxanne.Coffey@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Roxanne Coffey) writes:
>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>My musk ox has lost its way.  Will you check your closet?
There used to be a time when I would kill a man for saying that.

-- 
( David Prokopy - prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu                                 )
( "Well now, what can a poor boy do, 'cept to sing for a rock-n-roll band?" )
(  -The Rolling Stones, "Street Fighting Man"                               )
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Midshipman Hornblower")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 14 Sep 92 04:25:35 GMT
Followup-To: alt.pez
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


I'd really like to have a Pez dispenser with my own head on it.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: Where are all the newbies?
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
Summary: piss off
Keywords: pus death dogs lice hair
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 18:41:50 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <M_HUNT.92Sep10180142@orange.syud.edu> Michael (i am a fuckhead) writes:

> 
> rpwhite  <rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> writes:
> 
> > It seems that the much ballyhooed onslaught has failed to materialize.
> > By my (admittedly unscientific) survey, the volume of t.b seems to have
> > actually decreased of late. By as much as 30-40%.
> > What's the trouble?
> 
> Er... I don't want to sound stupid but what's a newbie? 
> 
> Mike
			GO HOME. ASK YOUR MOTHER. 
			TELL HER THANK YOU FOR ME.

PJF--->Biochem. grad student
					"Oh God, how i love to hate!"
								Mudhoney
From: carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Misery Loves 3's Company
Date: 14 Sep 92 03:07:23 GMT



Psychowomen Axes Mr. Roper's legs.



-- 
	______________________________________________________________
	|  ____/|			|			     |
	|  \ o.O|  Vote for Bill 	|Roger Carasso@Inference.com |
	|     U    ACK! THPHTH!		|			     |
	|------------------------------------------------------------|
From: tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: sweet
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:21:59 GMT
Reply-To: tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa

BBBBWWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Put the needle on the record
put the needle on the record
put the needle on the record
when the drum beats goes like this:
waaaahaaaaaayaaaaaawaaaaaaanaaaaiaaaaiaaaaaawwaaiaaaaaaa

Bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang
waaaahaaaaaayaaaaaawaaaaaaanaaaaiaaaaiaaaaaawwaaiaaaaaaa
waaaahaaaaaayaaaaaawaaaaaaanaaaaiaaaaiaaaaaawwaaiaaaaaaa
Bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang
waaaahaaaaaayaaaaaawaaaaaaanaaaaiaaaaiaaaaaawwaaiaaaaaaa
waaaahaaaaaayaaaaaawaaaaaaanaaaaiaaaaiaaaaaawwaaiaaaaaaa
Bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang

All SNAP!!!!
And I dont want that?

Bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang
waaaahaaaaaayaaaaaawaaaaaaanaaaaiaaaaiaaaaaawwaaiaaaaaaa
waaaahaaaaaayaaaaaawaaaaaaanaaaaiaaaaiaaaaaawwaaiaaaaaaa
Bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang

BBBBWWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BBBBWWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Terry Hughes

                    __________
                    \        /
                     \      / 
                      \     \
                       \     \
                       /     /
                            /
                       What is that?
anyone, anyone, anyone?

BBBBWWWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Re: Virgin-spotting for Tourism
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 02:30:27 GMT

In article <act.502.0@csc.canberra.edu.au> act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:
>A week ago worshippers flocked to Cold Spring in Kentucky with some 7500
>credulists descending upon the town's St Joseph Roman Catholic Church
>after Reverend Leroy Smith announced that an unnamed mystic had told him
>that the Virgin Mary would appear there on a certain day.
>
>About 6000 people stood before the church at the appointed hour.

sounds like a terrific new business opportunity:

Sightings R Us

prepare sites in advance,
corner the parking and refreshment services,
and have a mighty good time doing it

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Subject: Re: the trouble with australia
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 04:21:54 GMT

In article <1992Sep6.174756.5401@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>mrx@sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe) writes:
>
>] >With a sudden horror, I suddenly realize that Australian colleges' summer
>] >vacation does not line up with that of the northern hemisphere, meaning there
>] >is no more respite from horny freshmen with nothing better to do.
>] >
>] >mr x absolutely must correct this immediately.
>] 
>] note:  it may be easier to simply remove
>]        the continent.  we'll do some mock-ups,
>]        generate some proposals, and get back
>]        to you.
>
>INNER OFFICE MEMO
>
>To: X, CEO
>From: BoBteCh, R&D
>RE: australia
>
>we're down to a question of aesthetics.
>blown up or melted down, dissolved or just
>carried away?

INNER OFFICE MEMO
To: X, CEO; BoBteCh, R&D
From: c, Marketing & Sales Div.
Re: australia

we have to consider packaging & visual effect;
an operation of this magnitude should serve
as both contract fulfillment and advertisement.

accordingly i favor the third option.

do we have any of those roc eggs left?

c
From: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Perot Bumper Sticker
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:40:41 GMT

A local pickup truck driver, apparently a bit distraught over his
candidate's withdrawal from the race, taped over the "for President"
part of his "Perot" bumper sticker and hand lettered in his new
sentiments. The sticker now reads:

                                Perot
                         All Hat, No Cattle

Kent, the man from xanth.
"The Birthright of humankind is the stars!"
--
Ignore the header, and don't expect me to see a news reply.  Use email to:
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: Beating (was Re: RICHH)
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 05:10:00 GMT

In article <TAIPALE.92Sep9081313@node_4e68e.kiloapo.tele.nokia.fi> taipale@kiloapo.tele.nokia.fi (Pekka J Taipale) writes:
>In article <1992Sep8.184746.22811@midway.uchicago.edu> hasn@midway.uchicago.edu (Sheheryar Hasnain) writes:
>>...And why is
>>"humor" the excuse when women or minorities are bashed?
>
>I don't know, but probably you'll get the same answer if you ask why
>"humor" is the excuse when men or majorities are bashed.

of course, here in t.b, we are too politically
correct to bash entire groups of people on the
basis of a tired stereotype.  for instance, you
will notice that i am not bashing MEN, i am 
bashing ata boy and carasso.

m

i'm not sure WHAT they are, but men isn't it
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Michael Hunt(m_hunt@orange.syud.edu)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Originator: Michael Hunt(m_hunt@orange.syud.edu)
Organization: Creme Brulee
	<1992Sep9.204953.29692@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>
	<schnitzi.716084049@eola.cs.ucf.edu>
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 03:14:58 GMT


Mark Schnitzius <schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu> writes:

>> aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:

>>Michael Hunt (m_hunt@orange.syud.edu) writes:
>>: 
>>:  Aaron Humphrey <aaron@space.ualberta.ca> writes:
>>: 
>>: > It's been months since I read a drieux post all the way through.
>>: 
>>: Same here.  What is drieux' real name anyway?

>>I seem to recall that it's Andrew Hampe or something like that.  I was informed
>>of this fact when I was gloating over the fact that MJD's talk.bizarre stats
>>for some six-month period put me one post ahead of drieux.  Then I was told
>>that he also posted under other named, including his real one.

>>Gee--is your name really Mike Hunt?  Do you have a wife or sister named Helen?

> Maybe drieux's real name is Mike Hunt.  Has anyone ever seen them
> in the same place at the same time?

> mark

Hey--I'm here.  Where's Drieux? Oh, wait a minute... WHERE IS MARK?
Aha!  

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:29876 alt.non.sequitur:35
From: schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 11 Sep 92 20:22:33 GMT
Organization: Brookhaven National Laboratory, Upton, NY 11973

In article <1992Sep10.175022.6648@sq.sq.com> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Sep10.023451.28489@fcom.cc.utah.edu> death writes:
>>[ stuff deleted ]

>>>>	FUCK YES THERE IS.  the sight of shot from a 12 G winchester ripping
>>>>	through those stupid birds would please me more. as would a large 
>>>>	amount of controlled substances randomly inserted into my meals.

>>> Beautiful.  Just beautiful.

>>But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?

>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.

How else are we supposed to increase the quality of veterinary care in
this country?  Huh? Huh?

-- 
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Gary L. Schroeder  		|  
schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov         |             Boo. 
Brookhaven National Laboratory  |
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hi there
Date: 14 Sep 1992 20:20:21 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

In article <z6ynpmj.cliftonr@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>Roger Daniel Calhoun (rdc6r@pcmail.clas.virginia.edu) wrote:
>[deleted]
>Ain't that sweet?  All those complaints about "where's the 
>newbie horde?" made Roger feel sorry for us.  
>*plonk*
>C'mon Rog.  You can't even take me in?  How pathetic.
>But do please continue to keep t.b off the Followups line.  

Sorry to point this out, Clifton, but in this case the responsible party is
Rob Dobson.

I know this is of absolutely no relevance, but i thought you'd appreciate me
clearing this up.

5150
if not, i profusely apologize
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Kumquats(Kumquats)
Subject: Kumquats
Followup-To: Kumquats 
Originator: brad@buck
Keywords: Kumquats
Organization: Kumquats, Inc.
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 16:42:59 GMT


There really isn't much more to say, is there?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Re: Tasty hot butsex request
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 92 19:16:15 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 


in a buttload of groups:

In article <YefAQA_00awAM1_l4b@andrew.cmu.edu> Erich William Trowbridge <et00+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>
>	Any story that starts with the line "Mmm, tasty hot buttsex", and has
>vaginal chicken claws, should definantly be mailed to my account, as
>well.
>

You know, between *this* and Gooley's inverted menage a trois, well, I
think you know exactly what I'm saying.

RICHH
--bock bock
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Date: 4 Sep 92 21:36:13 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken 'itchin to be sanctimonious' Johnson) writes:

>   In article <1992Sep1.225900.7628@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>
>   #  ok then Roger is a bigot not a racist, Semitic semantics
>   #  is really beside the point and you know it.
>
>
>   I know no such thing.  
>
>   I do not speak for Roger, who is eloquent and capable enough to speak
>   his own mind without my prompts, and quite probably disagrees with me
>   anyway.  For myself, I am critical of Moslem extremists and Moslem
>   fundamentalist governments.  I am not critical of them because of their
>   skin colour or ancestry or clothing or even their religious beliefs.  I
>   am critical of them because they treat their subjects in a disgraceful
>   fashion.  If that makes me a bigot in your opinion, so be it.  I would
>   rather have you and your friends, who know nothing of life in those
>   countries, call me a bigot than I would be an apologist for Moslem
>   tyrrany. 
>
>   -- Ken "so stick that in your pipe and smoke it" Johnson


Ken, please get off your fucking wooden cross and look at what I was
responding to.  You were hair splitting about Roger not being a racist
because Jews and Arabs are part of same race, something that was
beside the point.

Take a group of people, make a negative stereotype about this group,
then demean them.  Eventually, these people are not people.  Then it
becomes easy to, oh, hate, persucute, burn, maim, destroy these
people.

A rapist doesn't see women as people, he is just raping a
sex object, just another cunt.  

The difference between what a rapist does and what Roger does
is ONLY a matter of degree.

You want to criticize a Moslem tyranny, fine, go ahead.

That's not what you did.

You defended a fascist jerk like Carasso and now want to
play the martyr.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: paradoxi -- twin sisters at that!
Date: 4 Sep 92 21:41:47 GMT
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)


dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:

>   >> DO NOT FOLLOW ADVICE POSTED TO TALK.BIZARRE
>   >> OR WE WILL COOK AND EAT YOU!!!!!
>
>   Talk about your Catch-22's!  Do they follow drieux's advice, or not?

I just want to point out Catch-22 is a literafism, probably the most
famous one...

keep em coming, kids.

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (pope on a rope)
Subject: Re: now
Originator: jecoleb@c00508-119rd.eos.ncsu.edu
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 20:30:34 GMT


tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:

>Now, now, tell me know, I want to know, now, tell me, tell me, now, I want
>to know all of it, now, tell me now, now, all of it, YES!

eos% cat /usr/dict/words > /tmp/all
eos% while 1
while? /usr/ucb/mail tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu < /tmp/all
while? sleep 30
while? end

half an hour or so should do it.

maybe.

-- 
----------jeff the wonder llama, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu

------"I am a penis. Worship me."--lead singer of rock band Bicycle Face,
     vainly attempting to gain attention of the crowd at the Cat's Cradle 
     in Chapel Hill, while opening for Mojo Nixon & The Toad Liquors
--
It's not my fault, it wasn't up to you
Christmas Eve comes once a year and that will never do
Your image started fading, I closed my eyes to see
Tell me, do you close your eyes for me?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: Re: Sho has enuff problems...
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 01:42:48 GMT


In article <l1tntnk.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>
>Must be true -- haven't seen many postings from him recently.
How can you expect anyone to take you seriously when you used the words
Sho enuff in your subject?
--
"What, Edith, are you afraid we'll wake the neighbors?
 THESE ARE THE GODDAMN NEIGHBORS!"
           
					          -Earl Keese (John Belushi)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: ravaged taste buds
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 15:13:42 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

I can't enjoy coffee any more.

Perhaps it's the blend they have at the office.  I don't really like it,
and so I have been drinking Celestial Seasonings Herbal Teas, produced
just to the north (get on the Foothills Parkway and drive north to the
Diagonal; take that northeast for a while and Celestial Seasonings is on
the right, on its own little road called Sleepytime Drive or something like
that).  We get eight different flavors (but these do not include Morning
Thunder, the mix of mate' with tea).

In a fit of consumerism I bought an expensive Dark Satanic coffee mill
on sale.  I may never use it now.

Mark., lost soul
gooley@netcom.com
From: Morrisa_Sherman@autodesk.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Oh boy, another game!
Date: 10 Sep 92 17:07:00 GMT

Okay, got my Hakama, got my Kimono, got my Kasuri Haori, I am balanced 
in my seat, and my brush point is perfect.  I grind my ink, think of my 
ancestors, and brush a Haiku about Newbies across the rice paper. Then I 
place it on a silk brocade cushion and present it for Master Curtis' 
critique, note the cherry blossoms, master.

There, in the garden,
Goats eat the cherry blossoms,
Heedless of sharp knives.

MorrisaSan

P.S.
Oh yes, speaking of knives.  Meanwhile, at the circus, Fuckles the Clown 
had taken up juggling meat cleavers, but had to stop after the horrible 
accident this morning.
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Encore du feu de greg
Date: 10 Sep 92 23:00:05 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

Dans l'article <1992Sep8.110642.15365@Princeton.EDU>,
greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) ecrit:
>
> [encore des trucs en francais]

Tiens.  Suis-je le seul a penser que Greg n'est plus si energique
q'autrefois? Depuis quelque temps il semble penser que les Francais
sont bizarres, ce qui n'est pas vraiment le cas.  Soyons serieux.

> l'homme des reponses

Dans une vie anterieure, Greg.

Ceci dit, je vous prie d'accepter, monsieur, l'expression de mes
salutations distinguees.


Paul Verlaine
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.politics.correct
From: farthing@leland.Stanford.EDU (ljf)
Subject: Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 22:29:40 GMT

In article <79348@ut-emx.uucp> zeus@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Mark Gansle) writes:
>In article <1992Sep7.123753.26432@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>,
>rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>|>Say what you want about liberals, RICHH, few women allow men dressed as nazis
>|>to tie them up and beat them. Deal in reality, the liberal costume is working
>|>fine for me.......
>            
>But then again, who wants to date women who don't shave, wear tie-dyed
>shirts with no bra, and only eat granola and tofu? 

I do, I do!  Now if only my boyfriend would let me...

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (No one you know)
Subject: thither came hither
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 07:39:59 GMT

Distribution: world

Alas it was a night dusk and dreary when the aliens came. The first ship  
touched down in Old Sherman's back yard. He went out with his shotgun to see  
what all the ruckus was, and I tell you it was a ruckus. Little cat-like things  
jumpin' an' crawlin' all over the place. Old Sherman could see a million lights  
in the sky, much brighter than any stars he had ever seen. He fired his gun. 

His mutilated head flew 50 yards at least, landing in the woods amidst rows of  
yuccas. Ironically, it was the last souvenir of the little town's people the  
next day.
--
"I ayaaan't no heeyick"
  - Lou Ann from Georgia
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: my holiday swim
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 17:05:13 GMT

Well, I guess I'd better own up to it sooner or later.

I have a friend whose family owns a dairy farm.  Last week,
they had a fire, which caused quite a bit of damage.  They
lost 2 *big* stalls, 200 calves, and 20 cows.  So, a bunch of
us decided to spend Labor Day helping them clean up.  We
had been there a few hours, and I was starting to get used
to the smell.

Well, we were done cleaning up one stall, and moving to the
next.  There was a big cement pad surrounded by a short wall.
I decided to walk on top of the wall.  Then, I jumped down
onto the cement, which looked like it was covered with about
1/2 inch of water.

It wasn't water.

In fact, it wasn't cement.

I kept on sinking, where I had expected to stop.  I lost by
balance a bit, not expecting the "cement" to give way like
that.  But then my feet hit the bottom, and I was able to 
keep myself from falling.  I found myself waste-deep (about
3 ft) in muck.

Well, not exactly muck.  

It was cow manure.

	Mark
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (jujuman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: It's another Saturday night and ...
Date: 5 Sep 92 05:47:49 GMT
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

Distribution: world

Well, let's change the words slightly:

It's another Friday night, and I ain't got nobody
I got some money so I just got laid
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful plaid.

Yep, unfortunately, and to our mutual annoyance I am stuck here. I missed  
my ride at 2200 hours and am forced to stare into this vacant terminal.  
Tomorrow I shall party with a vengeance! However, tonite it's just you and  
me kid, and we're sailing on a magical viking ship through your mind. 
--
We have no quaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaarter
Organization: Sophomore, Physics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 19:11:48 -0400 
From: Faisal Nameer Jawdat <fj05+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: something to remember

jenine@netcom.com (Jenine Abarbanel) writes:
> no matter how cool he seems, you're still dealing with
> a male.
> 
> j.j, still figuring that one out
> ------------------------------------------

gee, i could have told you that...

try:
no matter how moral she seems, you're still dealing with a female...
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From: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley)
Subject: conundrum
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
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Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 19:48:29 GMT

To post today would detract from the quality of articles
in talk.bizarre. 

Thus, I will not.

	Mark

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