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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Philosopher's Drinking Song
Keywords: Kant, Heidegger, Hume, &c.
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:18:12 GMT


Couple of corrections.

>Immanuel Kant was a real piss ant
>who was rarely very stable,
>Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
>who could drink you under the table
 who could think you under the table         -as far as I know.
>David Hume could out-consume
>Freud and Freidrich Hegel
 Willheim Friedrich Hegel                    -or Schopenhauer and Hegel
>And Lichtenstein was a beery swine
     Wichtenstein                            -*
>who was just as shlossed as Shlegel.

>There's nothin' Nietzche couldn't teach ya
>'bout the raisin' of the wrist
>Socrates himself was permanently pissed

>John Stuart Mill of his own free will
>a half o' pint of 'chanty was particularly [ill]
 on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill      -*
>Plato they say [could put away]
 Plato the say could stick it away                  -*
>Half o' pint of whiskey everyday
 Half a pint...                                     -*
>Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for a bottle
>Awfully fond of his dram
 Hobbes was fond of his dram.                       -*
>And Rene Descartes was a Drunken fart
>"I drink, therefor I am."

>Yes, Sophocles himself is particularly missed
>A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.


>Or something like that.
Close enuff.

>Unsure words in brackets.  Obviously.
Only minor things.

NB/ There might be other versions that I don't know about, so don't
give out to me, coz I can give out even better. (I could be nasty
like I were to Eccles too!

>Joe aka "you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...
>         a herring!  (ni!)"
mNSi... Happy?... O.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: New band formed right under your--Eeew!
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 13:56:13 GMT

In <BtHqvt.Aun@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>}Ok. We've got a band!
>}
>}Guitars--      Ratboy
>}Bass/vocals--  OSInm
>}Drums/head--   Someone's dad
>I write the songs that make the whole world sing...I write the songs
>that make us get censored.....

You mean like...
            I bet you they won't play this song on the radio,
          I bet you they won't play this new <bleep>ing song...

>}We don't have a name yet, but all ideas can be posted on the thread that's 
>}already going around frightening the children.
>I am marching, I am ready to go
>I kill at night, they call me GI Joe

That's _OLD_, but then it's probably so old nobody can remember it.

>}What we need in a lyricist. We are starting auditions right here. Please post
>}all entries as a follow-up to this article.
>Death, Death, Misamic Gore, Shoot your head into the Floor.
>Kill, Kill, Hate, Hate, Murder, Murder, Mutiliate.
>Napalm Them, Cut Them Inot Little Bitty Pieces.
>Lets kill the children.

><excerpt from the hit smash tune, "Kill the children" by Jester & the Nihilists.

Ooohh!  More please!  Just no small mouth-played instruments, like say maybe
a harmonica.

>}PS. Anyone else wanna be in our band? Just post and tell us what instrument 
>}you play!
>me...me...I play the Kazoo....and even..the..the harmonica....

AAAARRRRGGGHH!!  Not THE HARMONICA !

>}Ratboy who is acting like it's *his* band...
>Jester aka til I steal it from you.....
Meetch aka 'ere we go again...
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: THE COMFY CHAIR????
Date: 27 Aug 92 19:13:42 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <grada.12.0@columbia.dsu.edu> grada@columbia.dsu.edu (Alison Grad) brags:

>I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition...

>Alison aka Bruce (To advoid confusion...  ;-))
NOBODY expects to avoid confusion!

Jeams aka Otherwise they wouldn't be reading this group, matey!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: PS
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 11:12:27 GMT


>>>PKT aka rather fond of......large briefcases.........
>>Well I know Ratboy's secret... he's really a big pri..
>Right! One more quip from you and you're nicked!
Why did the tacheon cross the road.
Because he was on the other side.

>>MS? Oh gawds... I never wanted to do these anagrams anyway. I really
>>wanted to be... a KSM!
>>noi.

>Ratboy aka *sniff*
MNSio... you know you shouldn't use that stuff, RB... flour isn't
good for you.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 19:09:20 GMT


>|>>>Hey Sal....
>|>>Close, but no cigar.
>|>>
>|>>>No one else may have gotten it, but I know that the Blue Meanies
>|>>>are from Yellow Submarine.
>|>>Well, you can't take any chances. I might have gotten it! I think
>|>>I'll go get tested.
>|>>
>|>>>Lisa aka what is the meaning of life?
>|>>Um... Haven't you seen the film?
>|>>It's just the usual stuff. Be nice to each other, enjoy yourself,
>|>>and all that rot.
>|>>
>|>>SIon1
>|>>
>|>>>                    "It's Friday, I'm in love"
>|>>>                             The Cure
>|>>
>|>>                "Death machine infests my corpse-to-be"
>|>>                               Slayer
>|>>
>|>>
>|> 
>|>>          ------------>        M!
>|>How morbid)
>|>                 "The more we think we know about
>|>                   the greater the unknown. . ."
>|>                                Rush
>|>Chris aka Testing done here.
>|
>|                             "Stigma bleeds 
>|                          In the book that reads
>|                            To her final end 
>|                              Civitas Dei"
>|
>|                                Coroner


>            "Scientists call this exquisite little inconvenience 
>     by the name of `chromadrosis', but us regular folks, who might wear
>        tennis shoes or an occasional python boot, call this disease:
>                                STINK FOOT!"

>				Frank Zappa

>Jos aka Guess Where I've Got Me Brain Now ...


Amidst the scattered limbs dead bodies finally comes to peace.
While the stench of blood grows strong in the mild midday breeze.
Circling the sky the vultures wait to play their part.
To descend on wings of death and feast from human hearts.
The battle is lost still someone always wins.
And now they descend on death's black wings.
Massacre......

       Bathory.

SIon... the mad etc... M?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: New Band Line-Up
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 26 Aug 92 18:09:13
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu's message of 25 Aug 92 04:50:00 GMTLines: 45

In article <24AUG199223503632@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

.Ok. Here we go. New Band Line-up Update!

.Guitars and Doritos...  --.Ratboy the Not-Appearing-In-This-Post (What?
				..an actual MPFC reference?!?)

.Bass guitar...... --.A couple of Simons (why not 2 bassists? Never
				..been done)

.Tamborine/backing vocals..--.Lisa...after all we need at least *one* hot
				..babe in tight clothes on stage. We wouldn't
				..be a *real* band without one...and I'm afraid
				..Meetch doesn't look quite right in my hose.

.Head-as-a-bongo.....--.Meetch, whom we also use for any needed
				..falsetto.

.Bongos........--.Meetch's dad with his getting-better elbow.

.Drums........ --.Chris and his travelling monkey.

.Lyricist....... --.Jester and his mighty pen. Yea, I liked that
				..song you wrote Jes...you got the job.

.Harmonica/kazoo.....--.Dan. Gotta give him *something*...you play
				..any sort of body parts, Danny-boy?

I can blow my nose rhythmically, or I could drill holes in my neck and
play my esophagus like a flute.  Any preferance?

.I forget anyone? Auditions are still open. If you aren't happy with the
.instrument you're playing, just let me know and I'll find a new one for you.
.(But Lisa has to stay in the skimpy clothing *nudge nudge*)



.Anybody think of anything else we need?

Drugs!  You can't be a band without 'em.  I wanna be the first to die
of an overdose, PLEEEZE!!!!

.Ratboy is Happy With the Grou so far...but there's something missing...

Dan aka I think it might be a 't'.
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Who are they???
Date: 27 Aug 92 10:18:59 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1992Aug26.174648.16882@wam.umd.edu>, angelai@wam.umd.edu (Angela I.) writes:
|> Hi.  I'm asking this for my darling (not) brother who doesn't have
|> an email account but is nonetheless a rabid :) MP fan:
|> Who is Ann Haydon-Jones and (more importantly) who is her husband Pip?
|> 
|> 
|> Also, (I'm asking this one for me)... Does anyone know much about the
|> history of those six insane men; specifically, what prompted them to
|> become the brilliant comedians that they became?

You've obviously never been to a university lecture at cambridge...

|> 
|> Angela Bruce I. with three buttocks and a brain that's larger than a penguin's.
I Michael am . How big is a penguin's buttock by the way?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: angelai@wam.umd.edu (Angela I.)
Subject: Re: Who are they???
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 20:13:50 GMT

In article <5927@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk writes:
>You've obviously never been to a university lecture at cambridge...
Obviously.  And what would I be doing at university lectures in
cambridge anyway, when I live & go to school in Md and work in Va??

>|> Angela Bruce I. with three buttocks and a brain that's larger than a penguin's.
>I Michael am . How big is a penguin's buttock by the way?

Well, that's all part of the story, you see.  Theory has it that while
a penguin's buttock is smaller than a human one (most, anyway), if you
enlarged the penguin to the size of an average human, the buttock would
still be smaller than a human's, but (and this is the important part)
it will be _larger_than_it_was_.  This is, of course, the corrollary to
the theory about the penguin's brain size, well known as the Waste of Time
Theory...  But even penguin's with large buttocks (and those with 3 or
more buttocks) still scored significantly higher on IQ tests than
BBC programmers (including those with 3 or more buttocks -- all
BBC programmers have large buttocks, of course).

:)

-A.
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The point
Date: 28 Aug 92 08:31:14 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <27AUG199218595170@zeus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
|> >>>>p.s. I haven't posted here for so long because I think most of it is shite
|> >>>>and you've all lost the point of real python.
|> >>>Did we ask you? I honestly can't remember...not since I had me brain out.
|> >>No you didn't ask me but I think it is sad that what used to be a funny group 
|> >>ca't raise a smile now. I've been a Python fan since the start in the 60s and I
|> >>think it's wrong to use their name for this crap.
|> 
|> Well, I wasn't alive in the '60's. Don't know that I'm alive now...
|> 
|> You may have a point. This band stuff has absolutely nothing to do w/ Python...
|> I love Python, always have, and I think what we're doing now is a sort of
|> derivative of it...quoting them, and bending to our own uses, for our own
|> entertainment. I think what we do (some of it anyway) is funny too. As for
|> the point of Python...they were silly. They admit it. We're silly too. That's
|> the whole point. Nothing more, nothing less. It's fun.
|> 
|> >Believe it or not, I agree.
|> >The only porblum is that it can't be changed. We/they can't be
|> >changed. 
|> >Bummer, eh?
|> 
|> Neh...but it CAN be changed.
|> 
|> >>Steve.
|> >mnSio
|> Ratboy

Michael Ohhhhh can you change me.... I'd like to a knight in shining armour, you know,
one of The Knights That Say Ni
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: New band formed right under your--Eeew!
Date: 27 Aug 92 01:02:16 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>|> Ok. We've got a band!
>|> 
>|> Guitars--      Ratboy
>|> Bass/vocals--  OSInm
>|> Drums/head--   Someone's dad
>|> 
>|> We don't have a name yet, but all ideas can be posted on the thread that's 
>|> already going around frightening the children.

>How's about (for all the Magic Roundabout fans out there) "Ermentrude on Ecsta

I think we should just give her Mad cow disease, and a chainsaw, and
see wot happens.

>Michael aka (Another Klever Armadillo)
iSOnmmmmmmm  (Another Cleaver-wielding Aadvark)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: THE COMFY CHAIR????
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 22:19:00 GMT

>>>I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition...
>>#include "CRASH!"
>>NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
>>Our supreme weapon is fear and surprise...
> 
>Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
>I've heard it all before...
>If only something really *unexpected* would happen on this thread.
>Nah!! What d'you suppose the odds of that would be ...
> 
>	Why did you say 'good morning'?

I'm sorry. I have a cold.

Ratboy aka Now about this parrot...

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Monty!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:26:27 GMT


>How can I get Monty Python tapes and stuff? Where is more like it,
>I am in dearborn, MI, usa
Try writing to the BBC.
I've forgottn their address, but I can find out if I really have to.

NI!
Mos.
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The point
Date: 29 Aug 92 20:55:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <5947@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>, bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk writes...
>In article <27AUG199218595170@zeus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:
>|> >>>>p.s. I haven't posted here for so long because I think most of it is shite
>|> >>>>and you've all lost the point of real python.
>|> >>>Did we ask you? I honestly can't remember...not since I had me brain out.
>|> >>No you didn't ask me but I think it is sad that what used to be a funny group 
>|> >>ca't raise a smile now. I've been a Python fan since the start in the 60s and I
>|> >>think it's wrong to use their name for this crap.
>|> Well, I wasn't alive in the '60's. Don't know that I'm alive now...
>|> You may have a point. This band stuff has absolutely nothing to do w/ Python...
>|> I love Python, always have, and I think what we're doing now is a sort of
>|> derivative of it...quoting them, and bending to our own uses, for our own
>|> entertainment. I think what we do (some of it anyway) is funny too. As for
>|> the point of Python...they were silly. They admit it. We're silly too. That's
>|> the whole point. Nothing more, nothing less. It's fun.
>|> >Believe it or not, I agree.
>|> >The only porblum is that it can't be changed. We/they can't be
>|> >changed. 
>|> >Bummer, eh?
>|> Neh...but it CAN be changed.
>|> >>Steve.
>|> >mnSio
>|> Ratboy
> 
>Michael Ohhhhh can you change me.... I'd like to a knight in shining armour, you know,
>one of The Knights That Say Ni

Ratboy aka no, no, no. It's EEEEE-ecky-THUMP! EEEEE-ecky-THUMP!

or is that DEE-de-de-DE-de {breaks a plate} DEE-de-de-DE-de {breaks a plate}
Am I disturbing you?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: PS
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:08:07 GMT


>> >|> >Band name? Um... the Leprous Hell-Wombats from the planet Norman!
>> >|> Is this Frank's planet?
>> >THIS IS NOT FRANK'S PLANET!!  This has nothing to DO with Frank!
Yeah... Frank's planet is Venus. To be Frank.
>> 
>> What about George, then? I hear he's got a nice little plant over near Luton.
I prefer Norman. He's a nice litle planet over my hea...
Or maybe Bob?
>> 
>> >|> Eccles aka The Lore-Bringer
>> >-- lisa aka that's a mighty big IF...
>> Ratboy aka you think *that's* big...look at the size of my...briefcase.
>Oooohhh! Nice briefcase, sailor!!
Well that's just his problem... it shouldn't be brief!

>PKT aka rather fond of......large briefcases.........
Well I know Ratboy's secret... he's really a big pri..

MS? Oh gawds... I never wanted to do these anagrams anyway. I really
wanted to be... a KSM!
noi.
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Date: 31 Aug 92 18:27:22 GMT
Organization: The Outlaws

In article <Btp5GL.uG@zeus.dialix.oz.au>, meetch@zeus.dialix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
|> bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) asks:
|> 
|> >In article <1992Aug27.052137.6360@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
|> >|> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blabbers:
|> >|> 
|> >|> >In <1992Aug23.041042.14315@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) indocrinates:
|> >|> 
|> >|> >>corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra) boasts:
|> >|> 
|> >|> >>>Lisa,
|> >|> 
|> >|> >>>Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.
|> >|> >>The Meaning of Life is not - I repeat IS NOT 42.  It's actually a movie..
|> >|> 
|> >|> >>And even then, the ultimate answer is not 42.  It's "forty-two".
|> >|> >But what's the ultimate answer to six times seven??
|> >|> Either forty-two or 42, but that's not THE question.
|> >|> >>>Corun aka 42
|> >|> >>Meetch aka Sorry for the inconvenience. *thump*
|> >|> >maJes aka Sorry for the *thump*. *AAAAARGH* *whoosh* *splat* *dribble*
|> >|> Meetch aka What a senseless waste of human life...
|> >Michael aka I think you mean "what a waste of senseless human life"?
|> Meetch aka We coulda made a nice casserole outta 'im, but bein' splattered
|>            around like that, it's going to be difficult even to produce a
|>            lousy stew !

Lousy stew.... ummm the taste of all those stewed louse.... yummy burping
belching bellowing and even farting yummy...

aka Michael
From: Russell.Edwards@f550.n635.z3.fidonet.org (Russell Edwards)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: THE COMFY CHAIR????
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 22:36:07 +1000

NO Our chief two weapons are surprise, fear and a ruthless efficiency

 * Origin: Empire BBS +61(3)592-5662 (3 lines) (3:635/550)
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I nominate this group to be renamed...
Date: 23 Aug 92 14:09:15 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1992Aug23.041257.14431@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
|> Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) boggles:
|> 
|> >Something like alt.juvenile.stupid.useless.cascade seems about right to me.
|> 
|> Noooooo nononono.  It *SHOULD* be alt.silly.silly.siller.silliest.fans.of.
|> them.monty.python.type.dudes.wot.'ave.nuffin.better.to.do.than.post.things.
|> such.as.this !
|> 
|> Meetch aka Glad to help clear things up.

Noo nooooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
It's obvious that it should be something like:


alt.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.sp
m.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam


or

alt.nudge.nudge.wink.wink


Michael aka NOT  ratboy 
         aka Michael the turd 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: WANTED:  aka
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Distribution: global
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 00:05:53 GMT

what happens if I just start using aka?? 

will i burn in the flames of rabid a.f.m-p aka members?
or will I get the promised taunting that every MP fan deserves?

JT ___ It still looks ridiculous.....sigh...will some duly
   ^^^ member of this group fill this in for me?...so that I 
	   may start posting with a sense of pride? 
	   and if a bunch of you fill it in...I'll have spares
	   in case one breaks!!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: New Band Formed Right Under You
Organization: WWWC, BDF session room, Dublin
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 01:08:51 GMT


I thought that if we have this group, we should warn the pubic about
various terrors of todays world... like the menace of the invisible
flying pink elephants wo go around hovering just above peeps, and
then dropping.

==========================
BASTARD DOG ATE MY BUSPASS
==========================

Help me please, they're coming for me,
Flying pink elephants that no-one can see
They'll drop and crush your pulpy meat
A flash of pink and the murder's complete

Chorus:
Take the buspass,
Kill the dog.
Leave him lying
In the fog.
Another day,
And he'll be dead.
If you kick him
In the bollox.

A ton of pink upon your chest
Re-enforced pelvis, that's the best.
They'll drop and crush until they're done,
A terror from which no-one can ever run.

Chorus...

(mega-fast thrash grind grunt bit:)
Death from above
Crushing the people you love
You can never escape 
From a pink elephant's weight.
They're coming for you
There's nothing that you can do
Coz with a mark IV pelvis
You're gonna end up like Elvis?!?!?!?!

)c( 1990 - The Mad etc. - BDF
=============================

OK, OK. So I stole the lyrics from BDF. Hold on... I'm in BDF.
Hold on... I think I wrote them. OK. So I didn't steal them.
Bum.

,OS 2??? 
NI!!!!!!
mmmmmmm?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Hmm...I like this, please explain
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 02:01:49 GMT


>>>During a MP movie I came to the realization that there is
>>>probably a news group on this subject, and it might be
>>>pretty cool...frigid even...to join in.
>>>Sure enough, your here.  So this is your standard "Hi,
>>>I'm a newbie as if you couldn't tell, please get the teasing
>>>over and get used to me....I'm here to stay" introduction.
>>>*grin*
>>>
>>>Now.
>>>As to the explaining...I have been reading this group for..
>>>ohhh....2 hours, (all my entries are gone..*pout*) and
>>>I have observed a very strange mannerism.
>>>Such as J.T. aka blah bla blah bla blah
>>>would someone tell me where this originated at, I can't really
>>>use it unless I understand it....otherwise it would be silly!!!
>>>
>>Silly is all that it is.  And you can't use it without a licence, else we
>>taunt you endlessly, untill you lay huddled in a corner, begging for mercy!

>Who is Mercy?...Better yet...What does she look like?
She's a very attractive human with some Tanu genes, and powerful, if
latent, metafunctions. Why do you ask?

>>Chris aka A nice guy.....most of the time.....
>JT ___ this is ridiculous....look!..cant you see its ridiculous???
Um.... I think we should issue JT with an aka... So long as he hits
James a lot.
mnSi.... OOOOOOOOOOh.