HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: nolan@twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw)
Subject: Adhesive parasitical plants
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Ad Hominems-R-Us
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 01:00:24 GMT


Little Don-Boy, The Emperor of Ads Hominem speaketh:

|>Nolan, while I realize that not being able to achieve an erection must
|>cause undo stress and anxiety, that line was hardly called for.

The poor boy ain't had nun, or none, or no one, for a looooong time, ergo the
physiological fixation. He's jealous of my 19 inch color monitor, too, and my
32 Specmark workstation, and ...

--
Nolan "Gathers not one whit of moss" Hinshaw
Internet: nolan@twg.com			Dingalingnet: (415)962-7197	
"Grab Dick and come on down"  Don Pette
"Texas is like an old woman's pussy.  Everyone knows its down there but
nobody gives a fuck."  - Overheard on CB radio, compliments of 
	bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich)
"Boy, was I in for a dose of reality." Randall K. Abler
"... necrophilia doesn't really hurt anybody."  Rick Gordon
"Well, first of all, your stance is too wide"

Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis)
Subject: Re: Aw Shit...
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 19:29:11 GMT

In <1992Oct14.130029.18388@wetware.com> drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just 
drieux) writes:

>cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com (A. Jing Hippy) writes:

>] Peeve: Over the past week or so, every time I hear the phrase "USAir strike"
>] on radio or TV, it sounds to me like "U.S. airstrike", and I immediately
>] wonder what we've gotten into *this* time.


>And there for a while I was hoping 
>we'd have some fun this season....

Oh, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease... I was REALLY looking forward to the Bomb
after "The Day After", "Testament", and all those other mid-80's nuke-scare 
movies.

--

Tom Dennis                    |  I looked into the abyss,
dennis@alexia.uiuc.edu        |    and the abyss looked into me--
tadg0614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu     |      and we both winked.
From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Chunderation
Date: 15 Oct 92 09:35:17 -0300
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <Bw4F6G.A1o@nic.umass.edu>, jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
> Mikey writes:
> 
>>
>>Peeve: Annoying users who distract me from the Really Important Stuff
>>(like respondig to Banta's drivel), thereby causing to wrong fucking message
>>to get posted. 
> 
> Listen, Mikey - don't call ME annoying just because YOU can't keep track of
> whose flaming you.  

Nononoo... I meant annoying heres HERE on SITE... god lord, that's just what 
I need. Misunderstandings in the middle of a plame war!

Sorry Jen...
Mike
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: Banana Marley
Keywords: Fleegle, Bingo, Drooper and Bob
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 14:33:55 GMT

In article <26685@castle.ed.ac.uk> jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (Jeremy Henderson) writes:
>In article <BvsxCJ.2AB@nic.umass.edu> jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:

>
>whoaaa there!! Peevetown floozy sending e-mail to !Al Someone's gonna be
                          ^^^^^^

That's EX-floozy, thank you very much.  If you don't start treating me
with the proper respect due an ex-ho, I shall have to refrain from
serving you my special artery-hardening beef'n'jello shots.




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These opinions are all mine.  Flame all you want, I'll make more
From: dre@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (I would like to return this TOBACCONIST; it is scratched)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Chunderation
Keywords: driving, porcelain, bus
Date: 15 Oct 92 01:05:08 GMT
Organization: The San Jose Home for Perverted Hackers

jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny-Wenny Guts-bees-all) writes:


>Eagerly awaiting illumination, I remain,

>Jenny G

>-- 
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>****************************************************************************
>These opinions are all mine.  Flame all you want, I'll make more

>-- 
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>jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu is Jenny Gutbezahl @ Univ. of Mass, Amherst
>****************************************************************************
>These opinions are all mine.  Flame all you want, I'll make more

Love them double-signatures.
-- 
"If I had killed her when I had first thought about getting divorced,
 I would have been out of jail by now."
	-- A newly-divorced guy I met at a block party
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Alright, should We Form STAG?
Keywords: deer season is almost here!
Date: 14 Oct 92 13:12:22 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper

boucher@csl.sri.com (Peter K. Boucher) writes:
] 
] |> >Peeve': my brain seems to have only 2 language slots: English and
] |> >"other". This leads to interesting situation where I'll use a Spanish
] |> >article with a German word.
] |> >
] |> Drinken wir spatlese con nuestras spatzlen?
] |> I hate it when that happens.  Apologies to speakers of both languages
] |> I butchered.
] 
] Ich sprechen nich madres deutch.
] 
] ObPeeve: Pendejos who can't get their scheiss straight and mezclan
] their Espan~ol mit der deutch.


If you guys would mind adding Turkish to your Inventory
we could then form the 

SpanishTurkishAngloGerman Club.....

But I doubt it would be reasonable to meet
out doors at this time of year....

ciao
drieux


-- 
Modern Day Problems:
In any case, don't give up, just type slower :-).
Chimo
Bob.
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: jen187@mis.csiro.au (Graham Jenkins +61 6 276 6812)
Subject: Re: credit card peeve
Organization: CSIRO ITS
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 92 06:49:54 GMT

In article <ld5sqrINNak2@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM (Geoff Miller) writes:
>
>Ektually, quadraphonic didn't come out until the 1973-74 timeframe.  I

You're probably right, I knew it was sometime in the early 70's. My memories
of that era are somewhat hazy due to:

>recording tape, Zig-Zag rolling papers <gasp!> and records by obscure artists
>that nobody had ever heard of at the time, like Danny Kortchmar and Lou Reed.

Ahh, yessssssssss, Zig-Zag papers .........

Peeve: Entering a message into a newsgroup and discovering, several days
later, that it never got there. A REAL bummer!



-- 

|  Graham Jenkins          |  graham.jenkins@its.csiro.au           | 
|  CSIRO                   |  (Commonwealth Scientific & Industrial | 
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From: henken@ocf.berkeley.edu (Matthew J. Henken)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Chunderation
Date: 13 Oct 1992 20:14:11 GMT
Organization: U. C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: headcrash.berkeley.edu
Keywords: elephant, HE, m203

In article <Bw2EBE.Io9@nic.umass.edu> jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>In article <1bd9ncINN9ha@agate.berkeley.edu> henken@ocf.berkeley.edu (Matthew J. Henken) writes:
>
>>
>>You were right the first time.  Jenny-poo's nit-picking was just stupidity.
>                                 ^^^^^^^^^
>
>Look, Matt, surely you're imaginative enough to come up with your own 
>nickname for me.  Jenny-poo is Banta's denigrating way of referring to
>me; come up with one of your own, 'kay?

Didn't mean to confuse you.  How about something more direct, like "Douche bag"?

>>In order to be a restaurant owner, certain things have to be true of you.
>>There is a set of associated, defining properties. If you have some of these
>>properties and not others, you fall short of being a restaurant owner.  That
>>is, you are less than a restaurant owner:  
>
>So let's see. You lack some of the properties of being a tree slug.
>Therefore, by your argument, you are less than a tree slug.  You are also
>less than a stubbed out cigarette soaked in urine, less than a pair of 
>diarrhea-covered undershorts that you have been wearing for three and a
>half weeks without washing or removing and less than half a woman.

You have managed to get things wrong in your typically thick-fingered way,
Douche bag. In order for it to be a normal utterance of "X is less than Y"
it must be *possible* for X to have all the properties which would make it
Y.  One of these strictures is that X and Y have to be the same sort of thing.
That rules out the possiblity of saying (in a normal utterance) that I am
less than a tree slug, a cigarette, or a pair of undershorts.  I'm not sure
how to understand the denotation of "half a woman," so I'll refrain from an
analysis of utterances involving it. 

You are clearly thre right *sort* of thing to be a restaraunt owner.  That is,
there is nothing essential to the being Jenny Gutbezahl which rules out
the possibility of you being a restaraunt owner, as opposed to the case of
the number 3 which cannot have all the properties constitutive of being a
restaraunt owner.  What Banta said, quite rightly, is that while it is
possible for you to own a restaraunt, you do not.  Thus, you are less than
a restaraunt owner.

Peeve:  Not knowing that Banta owned "Jenny-poo."


Matthew J. Henken  :-{<"What are you looking at, nerd?"
		       "I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag,
			but that's in Ohio.">]
henken@ocf.berkeley.edu

>-- 
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>jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu is Jenny Gutbezahl @ Univ. of Mass, Amherst
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>These opinions are all mine.  Flame all you want, I'll make more
From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Pained Whale?
Date: 12 Oct 92 08:37:18 -0300
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <ldhlqsINN2qe@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM>, banta@abingdon.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs before cooking) writes:
> (Bill Berbenich) writes:
>>In <1992Oct9.183830.12277@cas.org> esp51@cas.org () writes:
>>>Jesus, what adolescent crap...and hypocritical to boot.  Words out, banta,
>>>you make all your friends in bathroom stalls in bus stations.
> 
> Is this a set-up, Bill?  I just have this vision of Scotty
> following in Mikey's footsteps, yelling "I am not a lakcwit.  I am
> not a lakcwit."
> 


Actually, it's more of a chant. Sorta like that guy on SNL, the Self 
Affirmation guy.

Later!
Mike(y) "gosh darn it, people like me..(True, Banta dosen't, but who says he
counts as a person; two firing neurons and INTERNET access does not a
person make)"
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: The Usual Trivia
Date: 8 Oct 1992 21:38:37 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: adder.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <17750@autodesk.COM> booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:
>
>Peeve: Bicycles and the behavior of adults thereon. Why do cyclists
>in Berkeley, who cannot possibly exceed or even meet the 25mph street
>speed limit, insist on pedaling in traffic on University Avenue during
>rush hour?

Because they're...


suspense...


morons.

Now, I own a bicycle.  I do not own a car.  As such I am naturally
sympathetic to the complaints of bikers, and am seriously peeved at
ill-mannered drivers who feel required to prove their manhood by
sidling up as close to me as possible without scratching their
clearcoat on my pedal screws.  These people are the reason my
headlight is a 3-D solid-metal shock-resistant Rodney King Special
Mag-Lite removable with a quick tug on the Velcro.  But I digress.

Anyone who rides a bike on University Avenue needs a brain check.
Probably overheated from wearing those silly little helmets all day.
Berkeley is chock-full of small side streets, which are infested with
big cinderblocks every three intersections, put there by deranged
left-wing loonies who think the only means of transportation should
be donkeys, buses, and "light rail," but don't have the balls to
actually go out with a can of gas and turn the Telegraph parking lot
into something resembling the 12th Panzer Division in the aftermath of
the Battle of Yutsk.  These roadblocks are a nightmare for any innocent
citizen of some civilized place which respects the power of the
automobile, say Fresno, who wanders in there with a car; but they're
perfectly fine for bikes.  Which (!peeve) can go right through them,
even though (peeve) I'm sure it's illegal as hell.

University, though, is not.  Fine for bikes.  Thus the brain check.
Jesus, could some of these people get a fucking clue?  The Ozzy
Osbourne shorts are bad enough.  It makes me feel ashamed to be riding
a bicycle.  I need a shotgun rack and a bumper sticker which says
"BOYCOTT JANE FONDA - AMERICAN TRAITOR BITCH."  Fat lot of luck I'll
have finding _that_ in Berkeley.

c
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: donb@igor.tamri.com (Don Baldwin)
Subject: Re: Homophones
Organization: TOSHIBA America MRI, South San Francisco, CA
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 16:43:15 GMT

In article <1992Oct11.224828.27945@dg-rtp.dg.com> cochran@spam.rtp.dg.com
(A. Jing Hippy) writes:
>Peeve: Over the past week or so, every time I hear the phrase "USAir strike"
>on radio or TV, it sounds to me like "U.S. airstrike", and I immediately
>wonder what we've gotten into *this* time.

Well, it IS about time for President Mush to launch an October Surprise;
that may be his only chance of winning November's election.  Or am I being
overly optimistic???

ObItuary:  Bela Lugosi's dead.

   don
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Alexander Vrchoticky)
Subject: Re: Pained Whale?
Organization: Technical University Vienna, Dept. for Realtime Systems, AUSTRIA
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:06:57 GMT

baldwin@carina.unm.edu (Chris Baldwin) writes:

>Boil some water.
>Add macaroni

sage advice. have you ever tried to add noodles to cold water and bring
the stuff to a boil? i haven't. but i know people who have. :-)

>Cook under desired tenderness - Now I know your out there saying, "But
>   Chris, there seems to be a large margin for error in this desired
>   tenderness thing." Normally, you'd be right, but unless you are
>   using a gargantuan pot, the water will all boil off while you
>   still have edible macaroni. 

i have only two, equally unpleasant explanations for this:

    o   it could be that your definition of `edible' differs 
        considerably from mine. are you talking along the lines of
        `as long as i can suck it through a straw, it is edible'?

    o   or there is *something* in your power-macaroni that keeps
        them in shape, long after the starch has given up. 
        i would worry, if i was you.

anyway. you might also try to gently fry some sliced garlic and one or two 
of those tiny, hot red peppers (peperoncini in italian, if i'm not mistaken)
in good olive oil and pour that over the noodles. add salt to taste,
eat while hot, and live the consequences.


-alex

-- 
Alexander Vrchoticky             alex@vmars.tuwien.ac.at
TU Vienna, CS/Real-Time Systems  +43/1/58801-8168
Xref: sparky alt.peeves:15362 alt.politics.correct:5642 talk.religion.misc:17932
From: igb@fulcrum.bt.co.uk (Ian G Batten)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves,alt.politics.correct,talk.religion.misc
Subject: Re: Esoteric Skinhead O'Connor (Was stuff about Mac D's)
Date: 9 Oct 92 14:50:14 GMT
Organization: Fulcrum Communications

In article <26616@castle.ed.ac.uk> jeremy@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson) writes:
> It was a Bob Marley song, if you must know.

A setting of a speech by Haile Selassie.

ian
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: nolan@twg.com (A. Schickelgruber)
Subject: Re: Cowardly Jesus Freaks (deh130@psuvm.psu.edu this means you)
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Institute for Genetic Purity
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 17:31:38 GMT


bls101@deakin.anu.edu.au (The New, Improved Brian Scearce) writes:

        Peeve:  Why isn't evolution removing these fucquestaynes
        from the gene pool?

ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:

        Because there's just too MANY of them to keep track of
        them all!  Just when  you think you're rid of them all,
        you turn around and there are more!  ARGH!

The Brain-Dead (tm) of all stripes generate spontaneously, just like horsehair
worms. All they need is a warm, moist, sheltered location with a variety of
airborn organic matter and ZAP! another dozen materialize full-grown, ready to
flood you with tracts and other drivel. It isn't just the alleged Christians,
either, that're a plague. Now some local chapters of Nichiren Shoshu Assn. are
out proselytizing. These folks are supposed to be Buddhists of an Okinawan
stripe, but I never knew any Buddhists that went door to door or roamed
parklands passing out leaflets the way these folk (?) do. Of all the BDIs in
the world this ilk is about the most obnoxious. The ilk includes the political
variety who want us all to live according to their ideas of what's correct.

I could go on and on and ... but I won't. Any of you evangelical type lurkers
out there feel free to toast me. I'm fireproof!

--
Nolan "Espouses freedom FROM religion" Hinshaw
Internet: nolan@twg.com			Dingalingnet: (415)962-7197	
"Grab Dick and come on down"  Don Pette
"You can't combat illiteracy with soap" Jenny Gutbezahl, alt.peeves
"Boy, was I in for a dose of reality." Randall K. Abler
"... necrophilia doesn't really hurt anybody."  Rick Gordon
"Well, first of all, your stance is too wide"
From: booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Wastebaskets
Date: 12 Oct 92 15:54:33 GMT
Organization: The Autodesk Menagerie - Housecat Division

In article <BvvyA4.Kxq@news.cso.uiuc.edu> dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis) writes:
>
>Lo these many moons ago, I was, myself, a lowly janitor, and emptied out 
>wastebaskets [etc]
[gross stuff in baskets]
>the worse stunt, by far, was perpetrated by the smokers.  No, not just the 
>ashes; that's way too tame.  One has to dump upwards of 2/3 of an unfinished 
>can of soda on top of THAT to produce a truly noxious slurry that got all over
[everything]


Peeve: wastebasket liners. Cheesy, thin plastic. Cheap. Not workable.
WHat do they think we are going to put in there? Paper? No way. We
recycle it here. What does that leave? Sharp metal objects like 
pens that ran dry, paper clips, staples, bent up hairpins and so on.
I have a cat in my office frequently and she has a litter box. I decided
to clean it. I emptied the contents into the bag and when I lifted
the bag, it split open. Swell. It took me 15 minutes to get as much
litter off the carpet as I could without a vacuum cleaner. (Hey, at
least I did not leave 5 pounds of sand and Rubbery Turds (TM) on the
floor). This does not happen at home.

Yuppies make slime in wastebasket liners because they do not get replaced
in some shops. Those cheesy non-functional liners must cost, oh golly,
2 cents each. That's VALUABLE. If you toss a half-eaten sandwich in
there and leave a trace of slime in there, you must smell that slime
for at least a month before you get a new liner. So, the trick is
to get a smoker to dump butts and Coke into the liner to get
the damned janitor to give you a two-cent cheesy liner to replace
the one that reeks of tuna salad quietly decaying after a week.

ER
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From: makinc@hhcs.gov.au (Carl Makin)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: speed trap
Date: 12 Oct 92 14:14:54 +1000
Distribution: world
Organization: Aust. Dept. Health, Housing and Community Services

In article <1b24cmINNfun@agate.berkeley.edu>, henken@ocf.berkeley.edu (Matthew J. Henken) writes:

> I have a question for the non-US'ans:  What kind of coverage does American
> Presidental politics get?  I should hope very little, but I have a sneaking
> suspicion that it is fairly substantial.

We don't get the baby kissing stories but if any of the
candidates get caught doing anything else to babies it's front
page news.

We get a "quick" overview in the "world news" roundups reasonably
regularly and, of course, we do get shows like "NBC Today with
Bryant Gumball" and ETW.

Carl.

-- 
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Dept. Health, Housing and Community Services, Canberra, Australia.
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Newsgroups: alt.peeves
From: hp@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Peter Holzer)
Subject: Re: Hare Triggers
Organization: Technical University Vienna, Dept. for Realtime Systems, AUSTRIA
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 22:36:48 GMT

booter@Autodesk.COM (Elaine Richards) writes:

>I fucked up. My photography class was cancelled, my doctor's appointment
>delayed. My birthday is Friday and I don't know what possessed me. There,

!Peeve: I finally caught up with alt.peeves and am able to congratulate
you on time. I even have half an hour left (even more since you live a
few time zones west of me). 

Happy Birthday!

ObPeeve: G"unther already left and took his blue bunny with the `Hug
Me!' T-shirt with him. I would have sent you a GIF of it.
-- 
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| | |   | Dept. for Real-Time Systems           | in action!    |
| __/   | hp@vmars.tuwien.ac.at                 |     Tony Rand |
From: tim@physics.orst.edu (Tim Mefford)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Cowardly Jesus Freaks (deh130@psuvm.psu.edu this means you)
Keywords: Losers
Date: 15 Oct 92 07:46:41 GMT
Reply-To: tim@physics.orst.edu
Organization: Up the,

In article <BLS101.92Oct15124927@deakin.anu.edu.au>, bls101@deakin.anu.edu.au (The New, Improved Brian Scearce) writes:
|> 
|> Why is it that whenever I post something to alt.peeves which even vaguely
|> takes the "Lord's" name in vain or fails to honour "Family values" that
|> Jesus freaks feel compelled to respond?

Really?  Damn.  Well, wear their snivelling complaints as badges of honor.
Now filled with self-doubt, I will ask myself what I've been doing wrong.

|> bls101@syseng.anu.edu.au
|> "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've 
|>  never tried before." - Mae West

-- 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
"The ripples of sand at his feet suddenly looked like the motionless
 crests of waves.  Supposing they were sound waves, what kind of 
 music would they give? he wondered.  Maybe even a human being could
 sing such a song ... if tongs were driven into his nose and slimy
 blood stopped up his ears ... if his teeth were broken one by one 
 with hammer blows, and splinters jammed into his urethra ... if a
 vulva were cut away and sewn onto his eyelids.  It might resemble
 cruelty, and then again it might be a little different."
				  -Kobo Abe _The Woman_in_the_Dunes_	
------Tim Mefford  tim@physics.orst.edu-----------------------------
From: mhart@blackjack.dt.navy.mil (Michael Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Japanese Tourists ate my building.
Date: 15 Oct 92 11:36:15 GMT

In <1992Oct12.210751.26975@twg.com> donp@twg.com (Don Pette) writes:

>In article <mhart.718627756@blackjack> mhart@blackjack.dt.navy.mil (Michael Hart) laments:
>>
>>!Peeve: Am I the only one here who's fallen in lust^H^H^H^H love
>>with Jenny G.?
>>

>Michael, I will however set you up with someone else though, her name's 
>.debbie, you'll like her. You really will. 

Hmm.  An interesting offer.  This isn't the same .debbie of 
".debbie does .dallas" fame, is it?

I knew a Debbi once.  Loved her.  Little bitch broke my heart.

She had double jointed hips, too.


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