HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re:    Fireside Story
Date: 18 Aug 92 19:36:07 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <Bt5t6K.76E@uunet.uu.net> ender@shrike.UU.NET (Pete Walsh) writes:
>LisaDi writes:
><a wee bit of story deleted>
>|> The only thing that she noticed was a bare skin rug buy the fireplace with a
>                                         ^^^^^^^^^  Freudian slip?  }=>

Looks like it!  My secretary is *SO* observant!  :-)

><more deleted>
>|> ss was so soft on her bare feet.  Then she spotted it....it was the most beauti
>                         ^^^^  anyone else see a pattern forming here?
><more deleted>

Oh, Ender, yes indeed.  I think our very own Lisa Marie is
into this "bare" stuff.   *grin*   Can't say that I disagree
one bit!   ;)

>|> Lisa Marie Dibert.............Applying for membership to the RFA.
>
>In the words of my boss, "Hubba hubba drool drool"

You really are drooling, aren't you!  Careful, you're 
gonna drool on that huge report we just finished!  ;)


>In a situation like that who NEEDS a fire?
>-- Ender	
>Secretary to the President of the RFA	|	PARTY 'TIL SHE'S	|
>CoHost of the ARC/RFA BeaChat '92	|	      CUTE!!		|
>Dino/Grace's Big Bro and Official Poster|_______________________________|

I like your new add-on to your sig!  Party 'til she's cute!! 
*heh heh heh*  You're incorrigable!  I think I'll give you 
a raise!   (Or is it Ender that should be saying that to me?
*evil snicker*)


Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association
Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: davol@twinheadmeiko.co.uk (David Wilson)
Subject: Look through your window
Organization: meiko
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 12:48:58 GMT

This seems like a nice friendly group. I wonder 
whether it might be the place to share an idea
I had yesterday ? 

I'd been browsing around on the net for some time 
and I was left with an empty feeling. So many words, 
so many thoughts and yet very little to feel really 
good about. 

Well I have some thoughts about why this is - but I 
don't want to go into that now. 

Instead ! 

Why not lift your eyes from the screen. Is there a 
window in your room ? What can you see ? Tell us 
about it. 

It's a beautiful day here - very clear. I can see 
right across the city to where a distant line of low 
hills marks the horizon. I know these hills well. There
is a long line of trees silhouetted against the sky and 
to the south, a smaller rounded clump on which I often 
rest my eyes while dreaming. 

Beyond the hills is the county of Wiltshire with its 
little lanes and soft hills. But more of that another 
time. 

Dave 

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Just to let y'all know
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 17:59:17 GMT

Michelle muses:
>Adrian warns:
>>'Chelle whiffles:
>>>Adrian warbles:
>>
>>I do *not*!!  I'm steadier than a SeaSlug in an OscillatingOcean!!
>
>Why does "oscillate" sound like something that should be done behind closed
>doors?

I give up...why? Is there something you haven't told us?

>>[LF looks about in alarm, then whispers harshly to 'Chelle.]  Hey!
>>Don't *say* such things out loud -- people'll think we're
>>insectuous...er...incestuous!

ahhh, just another BUZZ word.

S.
-- 
Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Hello - i need you
Date: 18 Aug 92 05:01:37 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <1992Aug17.080345.6571@cs.aukuni.ac.nz> cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West) writes:
>Hey, those ears aren't just for lookng at you know. next to your rock
>collectioin, what is the world coming too. Next you'll be tradingg
>them for a nice piece of quartz or something
>
>Not even a trade just giving them away..... hmmmmmpf
>
>;-)
>
>clare
>

I *knew* you were going to bring this up!  Hey, it's not like I
never touch them; I take them down and dust them everyday, and
besides...

[a shimmer of light and reality and Jeffrey suddenly adopts the IAm
BeingSincereSeriousAndPhilosophical persona...]

I thought he needed them more than I do.  Was I wrong?

Ich denke, dass ich sehr richtig bin.  Nein?

Auf wiederschreiben clare,

Boris
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dem21178@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Dan Montroy)
Subject: Re: Lurkers
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 13:25:13 GMT

diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) writes:

>we really aren't clair(Clare?)voyant...
>You can read forever and we'll never know - but post
>just once and SOMEONE will notice - even if they're
>too busy to say anything about the post!

Well, I understand that.  I guess I didn't word that post right.  Or maybe I
consider "reading" this group as reading other people's responses AND posting
to the group.  Y'know, the whole interactive thing.  :)

Dan

-- 
Dan Montroy
University of Illinois
d-montroy@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jpw@octel.com (Jason in the Hood)
Subject: Auction!! Get your tickets NOW!!
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 17:12:25 GMT

T. ELIZABETH HARVEY announces:
>Anyway, my name is Elizabeth/Liz/Lizzy/any variation thereof, and I live in 
>the City of Lost Angels, in the state That Refuses To Pass Its Budget (!) 
>..  I'm also ARC-Librarian-in-training, and I'm totally single and available


There you have it ARC'ers!  We have someone who is TOTALLY:

           Single
           Available[*]

Now, don't make a move yet!  There's MORE! We have:

           Shy
           Smiles
           Likes to Hug
           Intelligent (Librarian in training)
           Sense of Humor [**]

What she say's of herself:

           "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,

And what could anyone ask more of?  Just the perfect example!
Please, step up and examine this prime example of the Female side of the
human race!  Bidding will comence shortly.

  <Standing in center stage, dressed in a very pretty dress, is 'Lizabethy,
with a shy smile on her face and occasionally glancing around to make sure
everything is ok>

  That's right, you sir!  You needed a Woman, right? Well, we have one
here!  Yes, that's right!  Right *there*.  Just step up, sir... no need to
be shy!  She's does all the 'shying' for you!


Now Gather Round ARCer's!  The bidding will comence shortly!


Jasonized - whatdayabidforaprimechoicewomanandprettyARC'er?


[*] some limitations apply. Previous bid in progress.
[**] Imagine; a State that won't pass it's budget!  I was rolling on the floor
laughing!



-- 
|Official Wandering Archer of the RFA
|         
|UUCP  jpw@octel.com                         Who wills, Can.
|VOICE (408) 321-6509                         Who tries, Does.
|LOCAL Hey, Jason!                              Who loves, Lives.          o_.
|Disclaimer:  Not me! I didn't do *THAT!*                                 <|
|Local Disclaimer:  I'm not here!                   A. McCaffrey           4
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From: smccoy@dw3f.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 16:09:20 GMT
Reply-To: smccoy@dw3f.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy)
Organization: Harris Corporation Information Systems Division
Keywords: unlurk now!

Hi Dan!

I've been fading in and out of ARC as Cheshire Cat, but
for the record...I'm one of the scads of Scott's which
seem to scattered around ARC.  I live in Melbourne, 
Florida, and am a chief software engineer/project leader 
for a defense/gov't contractor.

I believe women do not receive enough flowers from their
men, that champagne, chocolate, and jacuzzi's are a good
thing, and that John Cleese is the funniest man alive!

Welcome!

---
Scott McCoy
Cheshire Cat		| All's well here in El Norte.
Official Back Scratcher	| Who'd have thought it could be like this?
of the RFA		| 	(Peter Kingsbery)
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett Fitzgerald)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 19 Aug 92 18:44:16 GMT
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA

In article <LF.92Aug18172312@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Lee begs:
>>Yes, I said it, and I was punished!  --and I must be punished again!!!!

And after the punishment--comes the ORAL SEX!!!!! ;-)
--------------------
"Can't I have just a little peril???"

Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Diver of the RFA and 'Chelle's TwinSib

Sarek@world.std.com
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: carl@vaxr.sscl.uwo.ca (Carl Kaufmann)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: Soc.Sci.Comp.Lab., U.West.Ont.
Distribution: alt.romance.chat
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 01:23:04 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.181304.24310@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>, dars@joplin.biosci.arizona.edu (David AR. Sanders) writes:
> In article <92Aug12.155646.13536@acs.ucalgary.ca> panlilio@acs.ucalgary.ca (Victor P. Panlilio) writes:
>>Hi, Dan! Hi Julie! Hi TiggerKathy!
>>
>>My name is Victor (aka as TiggerVictor) and I'm here in Calgary,
>>Alberta, Canada. So far the only Canadian here, I think.....
>>
>>Any other Canucks out there? Unlurk, unlurk, don't be shy!
> 
> Yep, I've been here a while...... Unfortunately I'm not in Canada
> at the moment :-)
> 
> 
> Dave

Yo!  Carl (CatGuy) in London, Ontario.

*****************************************************************************
* See how the heart reaches *  Carl Kaufmann   * No one has to do anything, *
* out instinctively, for no * Soc.Sci.Comp.Lab * except bear consequences.  *
* reason but to touch.      *    U.West.Ont    *                            *
*       -Kate Bush          * carl@sscl.uwo.ca *       -Me                  *
*****************************************************************************

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From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Unlurking
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 01:04:11 GMT

In article <Bt9zAs.28C@bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au> coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates) writes:
>Well, I keep sending little postings, but I never really did say who I am.  That's a typical
>Australian habit - we only ever know the names of half the people that we regularly talk to,
>because we tend to just start talking without ever really introducing ourselves.
>
>       Briefly (because there isn't much to say), my name is Tony Coates and I am a physics
>Ph.D. student, desperately trying to finish his thesis as I am due to take up a post-doctoral
>position in Paris in a couple of months.  I like talking (more than most people like
>listening :-) ).
>
>       This is a cute group - I like the feel of it.
                  ^^^^^^^^^^

Hear that Blade?  This guy thinks we're 'cute'!  Think we ought to
show him what we ar *really* like?  Or do you think the other's can
handle it?
Brewhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

ripomaniac
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: blondes and foreign language
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 13:47:16 GMT

In article <Bt7LtC.24v@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
>>In article <Bt466w.D0D@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
>>>HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Holton, Jeffrey)
>>
>>*Some* of us have noble motives for being on here.
>>
>>:)
>
>	Oh, yes.  I believe this.  I must be one of them, actually.
>:)  I just wonder sometimes what it would be like if I were on this
>group and single.

I've wondered that before myself, Erin!  

>	WAIT!  I was!  That is when I started.  But it wasn't
>something to do with wanting to find a date.  In fact, no one here is
>really close enough to get to meet me (at least not single or
>interested).  I guess I just got here to see what kind of people were
>really out there.

*Lis daydreams.... and thinks to herself.... "Wonder how
my life would have turned out if I was single several months
ago...."  "Or even now for that matter!"*    *sigh*


Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association
Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Just to let y'all know
Date: 16 Aug 92 23:39:42
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
	<1992Aug12.170114.25730@news.acns.nwu.edu>
	<LF.92Aug12213958@barkley.berkeley.edu>
	<1992Aug13.154922.19701@news.acns.nwu.edu>
	<LF.92Aug13215717@barkley.berkeley.edu>
	<0eX0sj_00XsE01MXJD@andrew.cmu.edu>
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu's message of 14 Aug 92 19:49:03 GMT

RickI peeves:
>LF accuses:
>> You don't go "FRRRRRRIGGGZZZZZZLLLEEEEE!" on a good day.  The "meep,
>> meep, meep!" is new too -- been spending too much time with RickI, eh?
>What are you trying to insinuate here, LF. Me, the Horrorable Me been
>spending a lot of time with Bodacious 'Chelle?

And what's wrung wid dat?  I've spent a whole lotta time with her, but
I shure ain't dun nuthin' that I'd rather not have Ma find out.  8-)

>Hah, I still like roaming the ARCland enough that I don't want to get
>zapped by that LeatherGod.

If u dun nuthin' wrong, u don't hafta worry, laddie.  U must admit tho
that 'Chelle's MultipleMeeps sound pretty darn familiar...8-)

Lexi(Personally,IMuchPreferBiffPow&SockToMeepMeep&Meep)Fiend
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Question for Julie and Steve
Date: 19 Aug 92 19:22:20
Organization: Fiends' Guild of ARCland
	<LF.92Aug18113845@barkley.berkeley.edu>
	<1992Aug19.193245.7163@news.acns.nwu.edu>
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu's message of 19 Aug 92 19:32:45 GMT

'Chelle 'chuggests:
>Adrian gets his kicks:

[LF rubs his butt.]  Ouch!  No fair getting the FamilyMule to do your
dirty work!  8-)

>>>** FEMALE SUPPORT ALERT!! **
>>    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>Is this, like, something you wear around your chest?  [Audience
>>groans.]  'CHADDAP!  8-)
>A jock strap for mammaries, you mean?

Yeah, that's the ticket!  Brain's dissolving under the on'chlaught of
Chem final preparations...

>>We've all had that "job", 'Chelle, with variations in 'chubject matter...
>It's true that the subject matter varies... "No, you're not stupid", "No, you
>look great in that color", "No, I don't hate you for flirting with the guy I
>liked"... *sigh*  I was such a doormat.

Ah, but you were such a *cute* doormat!  8-)

>>Well, 'che 'chure can beat hell out of mine, and where dem pixs?  8-)
>O' the suit, you mean?  I'm sure SOMEONE'S got them... JT and Andy (hey, where
>IS Andy?) had their CamCorders.  I'm sure Julie paid them a LOT not to
>broadcast the pix.  :)

I'm 'chure I can match Jules' price...unless it isn't paper currency
we're talking about here...8-)

>>Lexi(ARCvillainWithA'ChpareTire)Fiend
>Whassamatter, Adrian, is the "s" key broken?

'Churely you jest!  I'm 'chaving the 's' key for other 'chituations...

Lexi(Not'ChureHow'ChelleWill'ChaveHis'Chcalp)Fiend
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Names from my tongue
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 05:34:18 GMT

In article <LF.92Aug12215427@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Puter explains:
>>P.S. My full name is all German. Ralph, which is from Rolf, which means
>>"wolf". And Bischof (the German spellin' is Bischoff, but my Grandfather
>>dropped an 'f') is from bishop, or cardinal. I ain't ABOUT to go into
>>my middle name!  :)
>
>Wow, the wolf in ecclesiastic clothes!  8-)
>
>Why "Puter"?  First thing popped into my head wuz: A putter and no
>tee...this guy ain't playing with a full bag...

Now how on earth would a bag hold tea?  Wouldn't it just leak through?


rip
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Question for Julie and Steve
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 18:07:57 GMT

jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) speaks in silver tones:

>HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Carrot cake it is, then.  So be it.) shares: 
>>It's not true?  You're *not* 33???
>
>NoNoNo, I'm 33 alright....and have the silver hairs to prove it...although
>Steven only has about 3 gray hairs, so maybe that's not a good proof...ok
>so I'm rambling...sign of age....

Yeah, just three or so on top of my head but remember I showed you
down where there is a lot of gray , you know down.....uh, oh this is a
family network, isn't
it?.............................................................................................

nevermind.

Steven



-- 
Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
From: kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 14 Aug 92 09:00:04 GMT
Organization: World Violation, Inc.

roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth) writes:
>
> 
> > Well, folks, Dan is asking for a role call...good time for it with all the
> > newbies....
> 
> And the number of newbies keeps increasing...
> 
> For some weeks now, I enjoy your postings (THANKS! *HUG* to y'all!), 
> ranging from Funny Silly to Really Serious... 
Correction, it's just _serious_ stuff around here. :-)

> P.S., especially for Kai (don't even try to understand):
> Hallo! Ich scheine der Einzige zu sein, der Deinen Clare-Joke 
> verstanden hat. Leider fand ich ihn nicht besonders lustig....
> Nur die Tatsache, das fuer einmal _ich_ etwas verstanden habe und
> alle anderen _nicht_, "makes me *smile*". Or *grin*, rather.
Hallo Martin. (all others should skip the next three lines :-) )
Tja, vielleicht haben die Eidgenossen einen anderen Geschmack,
was den Humor angeht. Aber it feels good, jemanden zu treffen,
der my language spricht. :-)

And now time for role call:

I'm Kai from Kiel, which is in North Germany. I'm a 21 years old
computer science student and it's not very long ago since I joined
this group. I try to improve my English; please understand me if
you can't understand the sentences I write! 

Kai. (holding the German flag on Mt. Arc)

---
Kai Voigt         !  I want somebody who cares for me passionately
Werftstrasse 2    !  With every thought and with every breath
2300 Kiel 14      !  Someone who'll help me see things in a different light
Germany           !  All the things I detest I will almost like
+49 431 7297514   !  (depeche mode - some great reward)
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Hello - i need you
Date: 13 Aug 92 01:43:46
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: Sarek@world.std.com's message of Wed, 12 Aug 1992 20:38:28 GMT

Garrett ill-advises:
>We're here, Benj. <*hug*> What do you need to talk about? Grab some
>caramel and sit down....

[LF adopts the BungleFunkleUnkle role.]  Oy yoy yoy!!  Never, *ever*
GRAB caramel, me lad!  If you're not careful, you'll end up with a
StickyMess!!  Pick it up daintily with thumb and forefinger [LF
notices GF about to toss a chunk in his mouth.] AND SAVOR IT!!

Lexi(BungleFunkleUnkle...Hmmmmmm...)Fiend
From: alan.neal@madness.network23.com (Alan Neal) 
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: ROMANCE
Date: 15 Aug 92 12:36:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Terminal Madness BBS - Newport, RI - 401-848-9069
Reply-To: alan.neal@madness.network23.com (Alan Neal) 


     I,ve read some of the stuff on this board is there naught but
complaints I'd like some romance Ladies call me I need some new life
                                                                                                                       
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From: roth@sitter.ips.id.ethz.ch (Martin Roth)
Subject: Re: blondes
Organization: ETH Zurich (Swiss Federal Institute of Technology)
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 08:10:21 GMT

In article <Bt0Hop.G5v@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) writes:
>Wenn du deutsch reden moechtest, "ruf" mich mal an. Also, schreib mal
>an Katharina Fritsch (cfritsch@iurose)...wenn nicht, viel glueck in der
>Zukunft!
>
>	I guess this means my girlfriend is leaving me for someone who
>can speak German.  Sigh.  I can never win.		Erin -
>

Not much danger, the email-address is far from complete for non-locals...

>---
>He waits to hear her say 'forgive',
>but she just drops her pearl-black eyes
>and prays to hear him say 'I love you',
>but he tells no more lies.
>-- 
>He waits to hear her say 'forgive',
>but she just drops her pearl-black eyes
>and prays to hear him say 'I love you',
>but he tells no more lies.

To compensate for your double .sig, I'll not include mine :-)

-Martin [seems to be my Postin'Monday, today]
From: smm@rodan.UU.NET (Steve Mansfield)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: blondes
Date: 13 Aug 1992 13:05:04 -0400
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA

In article <1992Aug13.011556.14036@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>In article <16b38cINNqrp@rodan.UU.NET> smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield) writes:
>>
>>Govorit po-nemetskii zdyes nelzya.  Ludye zdyes voobshe ni govoryat
>>po-nemetskii, i tozhe niu govoryat po-russkii.  Poetomu, ya escho ni
>>govoryu po-russkii.  Khorosho?
>>
>>So there!
>
>Hey I got a question for ya.  Since the fall of the Russian empire,
>what are you calling that language now, 'Unified'?

Nope, it's still Russian.  Some of the other Republics are switching back
to speaking their native laguages predominantly, like Ukrainian,
Byelorussian, Georgian....

>And no, I sure don't speak russkii....
>
>rip

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
===============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
From: HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Holton, Jeffrey)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Hello - i need you
Date: 15 Aug 92 19:29:49 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <1992Aug12.155100.4751@tessi.com> george@tessi.com (George Mitchell) writes:
>u9042385@cs.uow.edu.au (Benjamin Marcus Askins) writes:
>
>>Hello, My name is Benj and i'd like to talk with somebody please.
>
>Well, you came to the right place.  I predict an imminent onslaught
>of *HUG*s, Golden Majique Romance Dust [tm], and most importantly
>many friendly ears.  (What you're going to do with the ears is
>fortunately not my problem.)  Best wishes!

Are you saying I have to give up Clare's ears now so Benj can use
them?  And they were starting to look so nice next to my rock
collection...

Well, Benj, I offer you Clare's ears... (?!).  You can have mine too,
but please don't nibble on them.  ;)

Seriously, we're here for you man, and if you will accept a nice,
friendly, philadelphic, brotherly, heterosexual hug from me, I'm
willing to give it.  (I have LFs big HUG in my files somewhere...
..where is it??...there it is!:)
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