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From: tony@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Oscar Caballero)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Game Board??
Keywords: game, board, non-r&s
Date: 6 Sep 92 07:13:15 GMT
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Organization: University of California; Santa Cruz
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I went to my friendly neighborhood comic book store today and in a glass
case in front they have like different comic merchandise.

I noticed a game board called Captain (something) vs. the Dirty Druggies,
or something like that.

why am i posting this here? Well, the artwork on the box looks exactly like
R&S artwork. Is John K. involved? Captain whats-his-name looks kinda like
the Fire Chief. And one of the "Dirty Druggies" was the alien thing from
the end of "Marooned".



on 9/6 episodes...bleh, repeats...i kinda hoped they would've shown PTM though.

-- oscar

"Ken Buddha, A SMile, two Bangs, and a Religion."
From: mrburges@eos.ncsu.edu (MICHAEL RANDLE BURGESS)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: **Tape/s Wanted**
Date: 6 Sep 92 04:25:59 GMT
Reply-To: mrburges@eos.ncsu.edu (MICHAEL RANDLE BURGESS)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: mrburges@c00044-100lez.eos.ncsu.edu


Does any one have a tape/s with all the unedited versions of R&S that have
been shown do date(9/6/92)???

Please e-mail any responses. :)
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From: bmacdona@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Brian K!z!K MacDonald)
Subject: Re: RNS on MTV video awards!
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Reply-To: bmacdona@ics.uci.edu (Brian K!z!K MacDonald)
Organization: Univ. of Calif., Irvine, Info. & Computer Sci. Dept.
Date: 12 Sep 92 21:32:38 GMT

In article <1992Sep12.205953.20996@news2.cis.umn.edu> donnell@manowar.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous) writes:
>I hadn't seen this mentioned, but I can't believe I am the only one who
>noticed that MTV used a couple of clips from Space Madness and The Big Shot
>as part of the presentation of the Viewers Choice award. When Ren showed up
>on the big screen, with the classic "I'll watch some TV. It will help me
>tO RELAX!!!", the crowd went wild!
><They also used clips from the old and new seasons of Liquid Television,
>which begins Sept. 22. Where is the new season of the Idiot Box or Just
>Say Julie?>
>
>					--Judex--


  You're not the first.... at least of the entire net.  I saw a few
  comments as such in rec.music.misc and alt.music.alternative...

  As for alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy, yup!  You're the first.

                                                            K!z!K
From: Ariel.A.Vitali@dartmouth.edu (Ariel A. Vitali)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: Stimpy's Invention
Date: 8 Sep 92 12:34:55 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

Yes, it is Dvorak's Symphony No. 9 (aka, "New World Symphony").  I was
sitting there on Sunday morning, racking my brain saying, "I KNOW this
one.  I have it on CD!"

Ariel Vitali
Dartmouth Medical School

Internet: ariel.a.vitali@dartmouth.edu, mermaid@coos.dartmouth.edu
America Online:  Mermai8277
...and you're wondering how I have time to watch R&S during medical
school...
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From: blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.)
Subject: Re: The uncut Big House Blues!
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 05:27:48 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque


One cut part you missed to mention- when Our Heros are first at the
pound, being interviewed by the 'warden' or whatever he is- just after
his line 'You boys like to have fun, don'tcha? Well, go ahead, have fun...'
it gets cut off there in the Nick version, but the whole one continues with
the warden turns around, wiggling his butt and saying in a flame queen
voice '...see if I care.'

It really is funny, but I can see why the cut it :)
r.
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
From: ren@miranda.cc.vanderbilt.edu (Three-Fingered Hoek)
Subject: Ren going mad in "Boy Who Cried Rat"
Followup-To: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Organization: Stupid the Kids
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 02:18:01 GMT

Hello all.  I was recently watching Looney Tunes on Nickelodeon and I saw
an old black-and-white Warner Bros. bit from 1938 called "Porky in Egypt." 
In one scene, Porky and a camel are stranded in the desert, and the camel
starts to crack up from the heat.  He goes into a long tirade that appeared
to be a spoof on some old movie or something.  At one point, the camel says
"Sand to the left of me!  Boots, boots, boots to the right of me!  I tell
you, I'm going....MAD!"  Or something like that.  This is of course very
similar to the scene in "Boy Who Cried Rat" where Ren is in Stimpy's mouth
and says "Teeth to the left of me!  Gums to the right of me!  I tell you,
I'm going...MAD!"  Anyone know what this might be taken from?

email:  ren@miranda.cc.vanderbilt.edu
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
From: bates@kronos.arc.nasa.gov (Andrew Bates)
Subject: Re: Game Board??
Keywords: game, board, non-r&s
Organization: NASA/ARC Information Sciences Division
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:49:12 GMT

In article <18cb2cINNp99@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> tony@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Oscar Caballero) writes:
>
>I went to my friendly neighborhood comic book store today and in a glass
>case in front they have like different comic merchandise.
>
>I noticed a game board called Captain (something) vs. the Dirty Druggies,
>or something like that.
>
>why am i posting this here? Well, the artwork on the box looks exactly like
>R&S artwork. Is John K. involved? Captain whats-his-name looks kinda like
>the Fire Chief. And one of the "Dirty Druggies" was the alien thing from
>the end of "Marooned".

    Yeah, it's by John K.  But at $25, I'm not willing to risk it on an
anti-drug board game just because I like the artwork.  


    Well, at least not for a few more weeks. :)


	Andy Bates.

	  
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
From: price@uclapp.physics.ucla.edu (John Price)
Subject: Re: The uncut Big House Blues!
Reply-To: price@uclapp.physics.ucla.edu
Organization: UCLA Particle Physics Research Group
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 21:42:20 GMT

In article <18nvh8INNmfh@darkstar.UCSC.EDU>, haining@cse.ucsc.edu (Ted Haining) writes:
>	One thing I didn't notice about the pound on TV was the truck in 
>front having the word PAIN written on the side.

This is in the edited version as well.

           John Price * * * * price@uclapp.physics.ucla.edu
           Where there is no solution, there is no problem.
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From: paul@clodii.Columbia.NCR.COM (Paul Fidler)
Subject: Re: Ren going mad in "Boy Who Cried Rat"
Organization: NCR E&M Columbia SC
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 16:13:42 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.045645.14253@samba.oit.unc.edu> Bucky.Whaley@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Bucky Whaley) writes:
>In article <ren-140992210946@129.59.101.111> ren@miranda.cc.vanderbilt.edu (Three-Fingered Hoek) writes:
>>
>>starts to crack up from the heat.  He goes into a long tirade that appeared
>>to be a spoof on some old movie or something.  At one point, the camel says
>>"Sand to the left of me!  Boots, boots, boots to the right of me!  I tell
>>you, I'm going....MAD!"  Or something like that.  This is of course very
>>similar to the scene in "Boy Who Cried Rat" where Ren is in Stimpy's mouth
>>and says "Teeth to the left of me!  Gums to the right of me!  I tell you,
>>I'm going...MAD!"  Anyone know what this might be taken from?
>>
>
>Dunno about an old movie reference, but I think the left-of-me, right-of-me
>stuff originally came from Tennyson's "Charge of the Light Brigade":
>
>  Cannon to the right of them,
>  Cannon to the left of them,
>  Cannon behind them
>    Volleyed and thundered...

And certainly everyone remembers when, in The Little Rascals, they had to
recite this poem in class.  Whoever it was had his pockets stuffed with
fireworks, and as he stood before the class to recite, the rest of the gang
was igniting his pockets from the front row with magnifying glasses...

        "Cannon to the left of me,"  <ka-POW!>
        "Cannon to the right of me," <ka-POW! ka-POW!>

        "AAAUUUUUgghh!!!" (runs screaming for a bucket of water to sit in...)


Will E-VIL never rest????



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From the lair of the Wiley, Speckle-Throated, Burrowing, Five-Toed Yak....
From: bmacdona@bonnie.ics.uci.edu (Brian K!z!K MacDonald)
Subject: Brand new Liquid TV Episodes coming... but WHEN?
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Organization: Univ. of Calif., Irvine, Info. & Computer Sci. Dept.
Date: 12 Sep 92 21:34:39 GMT

  MTV announced that there would be brand new episodes of Liquid TV
  coming September 22nd.  My question is... what time?

                                                                 K!z!K
From: jym@mica.berkeley.edu (Jym Dyer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: REN & STIMPY MARVEL COMIC!!!
Date: 9 Sep 92 16:48:38
Organization: The Naughty Peahen Party Line
NNTP-Posting-Host: remarque.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: jsbr+@andrew.cmu.edu's message of 4 Sep 92 23:48:03 GMT

=o= A reminder:  This is not "A Marvel Comic" _per_se_.
This is coming out under the Epic imprimatur, which,
while owned by Marvel, tends to be a cut above most of
the Marvel fare.

=o= I only point this out because I'm a comics snob and firmly
believe that the Little Two (Marvel & DC) are B*L*O*A*T*E*D
S*A*C*K*S F*R*O*M H*E*L*L!!!  John K. would never get the
creative control he's managed to get if it was "A Marvel Comic",
and we'd be seeing Wolverine crossovers by issue #4.
    <_Jym_>
From: haining@cse.ucsc.edu (Ted Haining)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: The uncut Big House Blues!
Date: 10 Sep 92 17:10:00 GMT
Organization: UC Santa Cruz CIS/CE
NNTP-Posting-Host: wappo.ucsc.edu

Hey folks,

	I just happened to see the 3rd Animation Celebration last night,
so I caught an uncut version of Big House Blues.  The conspiracy minded of
you will be saddened to learn that only about maybe 30 seconds have been
cut.  

	It's basically one scene occurring after Ren fluffs Stimpy like a 
pillow, and before Ren finds out about the other dog going to the Big Sleep.
Ren talks in his sleep and thinks he's talking to his dream girl.  He talks
about kissing her sleep encrusted eyes <show Stimpy's eyes with crusty junk
on them as he sleeps>, licking her nose <and he licks Stimpy's nose>, and
doing something with her tongue <Ren grabs Stimpy's tongue and just as he
is about to do something, he wakes up>.  Ren sees what he's done and starts
coughing and spitting.  He then heads for the toilet and starts drinking 
water.   He looks up from the toilet and says to Stimpy: 'Have you no sense
of hygiene!' (This by the way, is the line we see in the opening credits of
every show)  
	This was the only major omission.  The end was just as abrupt.  The 
only other thing they might've cut, is the Dog Catcher swinging his hips rather
wide as walks away after the "You want to have fun!" speech in the pound.   
	One thing I didn't notice about the pound on TV was the truck in 
front having the word PAIN written on the side.

And oh yes, the credits told us that the Ren & Stimpy theme was performed by
that great German rockabilly outfit, Der Screaming Lederhosens!

					->ted haining

ps. For all of you who think the toons have been censored by Nick, it's not
	true.  I saw in an interview with John K. in the Washington Post
	where he said that Nick's production staff has been editing this season's
	shows at the storyboard level.   This SHOULD mean that they have no
	reason to blank out anything.  So what we're seeing is what we're getting!
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Subject: Re: Repeats
From: ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu
Date: 8 Sep 92 10:49:32 EDT
Organization: Watch Ren And Stimpy or Else!

The new show wasn't too bad, but I miss Powdered Toast Man!!!!!!

I think we have hit upon one of three things:

[1] Nick is making its own shows to keep something "new" on SNICK
[2] Spumco is making its own shows to keep up for SNICK
[3] It, like "RTA" with "BHB," is a show they made for syndication.

Don't worry, gang!  Wait until syndication and we'll see 'em 5 times a week!

What'll we do till then?


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From: trav@wixer.cactus.org (traveller)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: Some tidbits
Date: 6 Sep 92 20:39:02 GMT
Organization: Real/Time Communications

In article <1992Sep5.191925.12588@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu> pmbarlow@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (Dan Fielding) writes:
>
>Nickelodeon's standards for viewing are probably the highest you'll find on
>cable television, higher even than the Family Network's.  One of BHB's edited
>scenes was of Ren vomiting into a toilet.  This, fans, is IMHO a relatively
>calm thing, even for a cartoon.  Nick won't show it.  On the other hand, Nick
>WILL air the most violent cartoon in known history, The Coyote and Road Runner
>cartoons.  Take a good think about THAT one, and then tell me why Nick's censor
>board has absolutely no logic to it.
>
>Dan Fielding.

I don't recall having watched loony toons on nick recently enough to remember
<as i do not have cable in my apt> but I would assume that they are running
the censored loony toons. Watch them on network sometime. They have all the 
violence totally edited out, which makes the road runner/coyote cartoons 
rather boring IMHO. There was a lot of flap about this a few years ago, thanks
to whichever parents group thought the cartoons were too harsh for their 
children to watch. One must then wonder what they watched as children, and why
it hasn't occured to them that they haven't turned into ax-murdering circus
midgets.

trav
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Subject: More Rerun Mania! :(
From: ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu
Date: 14 Sep 92 10:41:38 EDT
Organization: Watch Ren And Stimpy or Else!

My opinion of this weekend's shows:


I'll watch some TV....It'll help me to RELAX!!

Marooned?

More reruns?  Uggghh!!  I can't stand it!!!  I am going  MADDDDDDD!!!!!!!



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From: kev@gracie.Berkeley.EDU (Kevin Eckert)
Subject: Re: Spontaneous Humor
Organization: UC Berkeley, University of California Berkeley
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 22:58:53 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.145037.19616@samba.oit.unc.edu>, Mike.Peacock@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Mike Peacock) writes:
|> You never know where you'll find Ren & Stimpy fans.
|> 
|> True Story:  I have acquired the (questionable) habit of spouting R&S
|> lines whenever the occassion arises, no matter where or with whom I
|> happen to be.  Three days ago, I was in our local grocery store stocking
|> up on some items, including a whole baked ham.  As the ham went across
|> the scanner, I pointed to it and proclaimed (in my best Ren impression):
|> "The Glazed Ham!".  The checkout girl just gave me a puzzled look, but
|> the one two aisles over was almost had a cardiac arrest she was laughing
|> so hard.  It made my day.
|> 

In the days after seeing Space Madness for the first time I literally
could not get the bathtub scene out of my head; endless loops of 
dialogue played on and on ... .  While shopping it came to me again,
and I found myself, against my will, purchasing

1. Chicken Pot Pie
2. Chocolate Covered Raisins
3. The Glazed Ham

I smirked alot that night at dinner.

Call me demented.

-kevin

"... What you must think of me now ..."
From: tbc@netcom.com (Mike Garvey)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: What Does TV Guide Say About This Week's Show?
Date: 13 Sep 92 18:22:29 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services (408 241-9760 guest)

In a prior missive, Nick Sayer (mrapple@quack.sac.ca.us) eloquently scribed
this stuff:

>I don't know... California got "Marooned"/"Untamed World"

Yep, that's what I saw here as well. Guess we can forget about relying on
TVGuide in the future.

(Wanders off mumbling something about the Illuminati ate our new episodes)

Be seeing you...
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From: mrapple@quack.sac.ca.us (Nick Sayer)
Subject: We're Marooned!!
Organization: The Duck Pond public unix: +1 408 249 9630, log in as 'guest'.
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 04:07:32 GMT

Well, that's it. Our premiere disruptor is melted,
so we can't laugh on our own power, and it may be
centuries before a new episode violates this TV.

WE'RE MAROONED!

Just like the title of this week's cartoon.

*grrrrr... SMACK!*

I'm afraid this is a test of survival...

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From: robcruic@intacc.uucp (Robert Cruickshank)
Subject: Ren and Stimpy on Much Music
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 03:40:23 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Inter/Access' Matrix BBS


For those who can get it, Much will be running R&S on Thursdays, at 
12:30 pm and repeated at 8:30 pm on Thursdays. Now if they'd just get rid of
the Monkees......


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From: john@porta.b24a.ingr.com (John Nolin)
Subject: Air foulers in R&S comic
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 00:59:36 GMT

I read in the Comic Shop News that each copy of Ren and Stimpy #1 will
come bagged with its own Air Fouler (Being the opposite of an air
freshner).  Does anyone have any insight or speculation on what aromas
we could expect?

-John-
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From: ejdath@donner.uucp (25832-dath)
Subject: Re: Happy Happy Joy Joy Song
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Distribution: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy 
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 15:05:22 GMT

>>I thought it was "This is a song about a plant."
>
>No, no, no.
>It's "This is a song about a Throatwarbler Mangrove."
>
>eric
 ^^^^^>
 I have a pet fish named Eric.

Sorry! Wrong net.group

E.J.

Disclaimer, disclaimer, Hey...it's me!
From: Edward_Lee_Whiteside@cup.portal.com
Newsgroups: alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy
Subject: Re: TV Guide is run by bloated sacks
Date: Sun,  6 Sep 92 12:18:25 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Re: TV Guide not listing the description.   More than likely, TV Guide was
not provided with a description for the 9/5 show.  And we know why, now.
Nothing new!  Unhappy, No Joy.
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Subject: Re: What Does TV Guide Say About This Week's Show?
From: ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu
Date: 15 Sep 92 16:21:55 EDT
Distribution: na
Organization: Watch Ren And Stimpy or Else!

In article <ywxnkm+.tbc@netcom.com>, tbc@netcom.com (Mike Garvey) writes:
> In a prior missive, Nick Sayer (mrapple@quack.sac.ca.us) eloquently scribed
> this stuff:
> 
>>I don't know... California got "Marooned"/"Untamed World"
> 
> Yep, that's what I saw here as well. Guess we can forget about relying on
> TVGuide in the future.
> 
> (Wanders off mumbling something about the Illuminati ate our new episodes)

Maybe they postponed it to this week?  And the following shows a week also?

I hope so.......

"You got my TV contract and $47 million.  What more do you want?" -- Muddy

I want NEW R&S!!!!! *cries* :)

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     \        //_/   alias Norman "Muddy" Stimpy
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From: donnell@shark.micro.umn.edu (Your Heinous)
Subject: Re: Kid with t-shirt
Organization: none
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 15:28:30 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.171547.11854@ryn.mro4.dec.com> tang@akofin.enet.dec.com (Gabe Tang) writes:
>
>
>	So, there I was playing a softball game when along comes 2 kids
>	both around 12 years old.......and 1 of them has a R&S t-shirt on.
>	I asked where he had gotten it, but he didn't know where, just up
>	north, no indication of even which state in the union. Seeing that 
>	this kid was exceedingly stupid I figure him for the Stimpy-type.
>	I was right.
>
>	Anyway, I immediately declared that he was obviously too old for the
>	show as it was geared only for 10 year olds and he should give the
>	shirt to me. Being the Stimpy-fool that he was, he tried to refute
>	my statement and explain that even his grandfather at 70 liked the
>	show. I again declared that his grandfather was senile and had the
>	mind of a 10 year old, else he was too old for the show......now
>	gimme the shirt, kid.  :-)
>
>	The Bloated Sack continues to argue that I don't even know what
>	the show is about and I've probably never seen it before!!!!!
>	And my team-mate, a 40-something brain-dead cripple, agreed with him!
>	Did I take up the challenge? Did I cite chapter and verse? with
>	full-motion pantomime and sound-effects? 
>	
>	Oh, How long will he hold out before he proceeds to slap them......
>	Can he continue to resist the urge to flame them......
>	........the jolly, candy-like beatings...............
>
>	Naaaahhhhhhhh...........I can't.......................
>	I figure that would burst their already pea-sized brains and we
>	wouldn't want that all over our nice playing field, now would we?

Cute, but I found my shirts at a local Target and Title wave. I have seen them
at K-Mart, and I am sure they are available at a reasonable department store
near you.
I offer this advice in the hope that further beatings of stupid children
can be avoided....heh

					--Judex--

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