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Date:         Tue, 25 Aug 1992 17:38:00 EDT
From:         AISARMSTRONG%IST%VMI@IST.VMI.EDU
Subject:      Another gem from the past...
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Comments by:       AISARMSTRONG@IST@VMI
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These are some of the best songs ever written.  But Acky Breaky is
much
 better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help; I'm white and I can't get down
I have two left feet on the ground
I need some help to do the town
Help; I'm white and I can't get down


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Date:         Tue, 25 Aug 1992 17:38:00 GMT
Reply-To:     NUTS@FINHUTC.HUT.FI
From:         Gary Stephens <90700449@VAX1.DCU.IE>
Subject:      Another gem from the past...
To:           Multiple recipients of list NUTS
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Here's another funny item that appeared on this list once long ago, but is due
a repeat IMHO...

                YEAR'S WORST COUNTRY SONG TITLES - PART II
                        By Mike Harden, Scripps Howard News Service

+ If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife

+ Timber, I'm Falling in Love

+ You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving

+ Love Will Beat Your Brains Out

+ You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)

+ I Think I'll Drink Myself Into the Past

+ Play Me or Trade Me

+ She Can't Get My Love off the Bed

+ I Got Tears in My Eyes From Lying on My Back Crying on My Pillow Over You

+ Sleeping Single in a Double Bed

+ The Pint of No Return

+ Your Negligee Has Turned to Flannel Nightgowns

+ Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

+ The Wife of the Party

+ It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad

+ Would Jesus Wear A Rolex on His Television Show

+ Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone

+ I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me Than a Frontal Lobotomy

+ Don't Let That Doorknob Hit You (on the Way Out)

+ You're Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without

+ This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck

+ You Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often

+ Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In

+ How Long Does It Take a Memory To Drown

+ I Forgot How Bad My Good Woman Could Be

+ Now I lay Me Down To Cheat

+ You Done Stomped on My Heart (and Smashed That Sucker Flat)

+ Let Me Love the Leavin' from Your Mind

+ Somebody Shoot Out the Jukebox

+ My Legs Won't Walk Away From You

+ You'd Make an Angel Want to Cheat

+ Take Me to Heaven (Before You Take Me Home)

+ What's a Fool Like Me Doing In a Love Like This

+ I've Been Roped and Throwed by Jesus in the Holy Ghost Corral

+ Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed

+ Jesus Is a Good Ole Boy

+ If You Can Live With It (I Can Live Without It)

+ She Got the Gold Mine (I Got the Shaft)

+ Somebody Must Have Loved You Right Last Night

+ Hell Stays Open All Night

+ She Gave Her Heart to Jethro and Her Body to the Whole Danged World

+ I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box

+ I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back

+ You Won't Be Back But George and Jack Will Help Me Make It Through the Night

+ Bridge Washed Out, I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side

+ The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had

+ If the Phone Doesn't Ring It's Me

+ I've Got a Funny Feeling (I Won't Be Feeling Funny Very Long)

+ Does My Ring Hurt Your Finger (When You Go Out at Night)

+ Lay Back Down and Love Me and Leave the Leavin' for Later On

+ How Can a Whiskey Six Years Old Whip a Man That's 32?

+ I Knew I'd Lean (But I Never Thought I'd Fall)

+ She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye

+ We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over

+ You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

+ If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)

+ Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' On Your Mind

+ It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good

+ I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling

+ Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth (Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye)

+ How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?



Gary Stephens,
Dublin City University, Ireland

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