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From: cleggp@aix.rpi.edu (Paul Jason Clegg)
Subject: Troy, NY area stations
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 14:42:39 GMT

I just got back to college, where I used to listen to the Demento show at 11pm
on Sunday nights; Now it's a modern music show.  Did they just move the show
or did they drop it?  If the former, what time is it on now, and if it's the
latter, did some other relatively local station pick it up?  The station it
used to be on was 106.5 FM WPIX ("Pix 106")...  Thanks for the info if you've
got it...

...Paul
From: ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Thomas Omar Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: read this post
Date: 2 Sep 92 02:26:33 GMT
	<1992Sep1.144359.26449@pony.Ingres.COM>
Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

If you don't stop apologizing, I won't forgive you.

					Tom the non hacker
					Kemp in 96!
					"If patriotism is the last refuge
					of scoundrels,  Then environmentalism
					is the current refuge of totalitarians."
					Bob Jackson
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: Chuck.Lavazzi@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Chuck Lavazzi)
Subject: Re: For Tom Lehrer fans only
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 14:37:19 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.235700.28736@newshost.anu.edu.au> gerry@macadam.mpce.mq.edu.au (Gerry Myerson) writes:
>Frank Sinatra, Andre Previn, Woody Allen.... Is Mia Farrow the new Alma?
"Mia, tell us:
 All modern women are jealous.
 Which off the fates can you thank
 For Woody and Andre and Frank?"

	Works for me....>:-)>

Chuck
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From: mnardini@idtg.uucp (Mauro Nardini)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia,rec.music.makers,rec.music.industrial
Subject: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Date: 4 Sep 92 18:12:57 GMT
Followup-To: rec.music.dementia
Distribution: na
Organization: Integrated Device Technology, Santa Clara


	Does anyone have the lyrics to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?

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From: marty@world.std.com (Marty M HaleEvans)
Subject: Re: To Marty and this newsgroup
Organization: Cicely Public Access UNIX, Cicely, AK
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 22:02:34 GMT

Grant,

I've been on here too long to take much of it very seriously, especially 
flames. I know how easy it is to get into that frame of mind, since we can't
hear tone of voice, body languages and other nuances of interpersonal 
communication. Suffice to say you don't scare me, so relax.

If your sister's old enough to have access and use it, she's old enough to deal
with the consequences of her actions, especially if she chooses to post insults
herself.

As I said to you in private mail, I hope we meet again in more pleasant
circumstances. Happy netting.

Marty

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From: 00mebroda@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Doc Still With Westwood?
Date: 23 Aug 92 21:06:33 GMT

Just back in the newsgroup after a short absence...
could someone fill me in on what happened with the Doctor?  Is he
staying with Westwood One or did he hop syndicators. An and all relevant
details appreciated, thanks,

						mike
						brodacom@bsu-cs.bsu.edu
From: Kit.Cloudkicker@f110.n114.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: GOOD NEWS !!! DEMENTIA CONTINUES !!!
Date: 27 Aug 92 01:18:00 GMT
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Aug 21 1992


 -=> Quoting Rick Ellis to All <=-


 RE> This news comes (almost) directly from THE DOCTOR HIMSELF:
 RE> -!--------------------------------------------------------
 RE> The syndication issues are a done deal, and the radio 
 RE> stations have already been notified that the Doctor 
 RE> is still "in."  With that issue settled, the new issue
 RE> is support from the fans.

Question, I have just recently become a fan (recieved the Dr. Demento
20th Aniversary tape set for my birthday), and would love to listen to the 
show but have one problem.  As far as anyone out here can tell, it does not
play in Arizona...  So how do we go about changing that?


Please Kay, strike gently with the Kabonger, I would have used Netmail,
but for the fact that the Netmail section on AA is haywire, and as yet I don't
have access to it on Kitty's (it's on an ask before touching setup).  I'll be
a good widdle biddy boy--


Kit Cloudkicker
"Dare To Dream"

... If some guys in white coats ask, the answer's NO. Follow?
--- Blue Wave/QBBS v2.10 [NR]
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: The Lord Loves A Hangin'! (Please Play)
From: ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu
Date: 30 Aug 92 17:05:48 EDT
Organization: Watch Ren And Stimpy or Else!

When will the good Dr. play "The Lord Loves A Hangin'" from The Ren And Stimpy
show?  I just love that song as much as the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song by
Stinky Wizzleteats (spelling from the R&S calendar).

Dan White: Please tell the good Dr. about the final spelling of Stinky's last
name.  Thanx!

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From: pete@plutonium.CChem.Berkeley.EDU (Pete Goodeve)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: KFOG chickens out...
Date: 31 Aug 1992 07:15:36 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: plutonium.cchem.berkeley.edu


Well, I understood, from most of the recent commentary on Dr D's syndication
problems, that things had been pretty well sorted out and that (nearly) all
the stations would still be carrying him.  KFOG, in the SF Bay Area, though,
will not be one of them it seems.  They announced [almost gleefully, to my
ears] that this was his last show on their station.

Don't suppose there are many like me who *only* listen to that particular
show on the station (the rest of the week I prefer modern rock...) but
I guess in my case it's one listener down.  I'll make my complaints known
of course (already called the board-minder, but he wasn't much use...).

The one chance is that some other station has picked it up.  Any one know
anything of this possibility?
					-- Pete --

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From: igor@access.digex.com (Dan White)
Subject: The Last Westwood One Cue Sheet (#92-35)
Organization: Society for the Prevention of Paronomastic Defenestration
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 20:20:48 GMT

This is to notify all of you of a change of e-mail address.

I am one of the latest victims of the "Reduction In Work Force" at
the Hughes Aircraft Company.

Please rest assured that I have not abandoned the Smogberry 'Net.
I am trying to re-establish my Smogberry Connection.

I'll keep you all informed.

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Doctor Demento Show #92-35 for the broadcast week of August 24-30, 1992

Segment 1 - 13:45

Show Open / Program Tease
Alley Cat / Barking & Houndstooth Choral Society
Dog Ball / Stevens & Grdnic (that's spelled correctly, folks)
Boogie / John Hartford
Hippopotamus / Flanders & Swann
They Don't Wear Pants In The Southern Part Of France / John Bartles

Commercials and Local Break - 2:30

Segment 2 - 14:35

Little Fuzzy Animals / Frank Hayes
Taco Grande / "Weird Al" Yankovic
Godzilla vs. Orville / Kel M. Crum
The Jolly Green Giant / The Kingsmen
Ballad Of Gumby / Rick Shulman

Commercials and Local Break - 2:30

Segment 3 - 10:38

Religion & Politics / Scott Beach
President's Song / Osmium
I Want A Man With A Slow Mind / Capitol Steps
Alvin For President / David Seville & The Chipmunks

Commercials and Local Break - 2:30

Segment 4 - 15:44

Shakespeare Rap / Open Season
Arnold Rap / Jim Fontano
Bob Dylan's 115th Dream / Bob Dylan

Commercials and Local Break - 2:30

Segment 5 - 12:32

Gonna Buy Me A Dog / The Monkees
My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan / Scary Gary Allan
Breath Of A Dog / Slant 6 & The Jumpstarts
Doggy Doo / Steve Wahl & The Hydrants

Commercials and Local Break - 2:30

Segment 6 - 16:06

One Hour / Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Evelyn, A Modified Dog / Frank Zappa
Hot-Dog Boogie / Singing Dogs
White Fang / Soupy Sales
The Big Sniff (starring Ralph & Herbie) / Cheech & Chong

Commercials and Local Break - 2:30

Segment 7 - 17:32

Man's Best Friend / Ernie Kovacs
Rover (A Shaggy Dog Story) / Hendra & Ullett
No News, or, What Killed The Dog / Nat M. Wills
Freeze Dried Fido / Joe Keefe
** THE FUNNY FIVE **
#5 - My Dead Dog, Rover / Hank, Stu, Dave & Hank
#4 - Fat / "Weird Al" Yankovic

Commercials and Local Break - 2:30

Segment 8 - 9:20

#3 - Shaving Cream / "sung" by Dr. Demento
#2 - Fish Heads / Barnes & Barnes
#1 - Happy Happy Joy Joy / Ren & Stimpy TV Soundtrack

Commercials and Local Break - 2:30

Segment 9 - 1:00

Show Close / Closing Credits

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The Demento Society Is STILL ACTIVE
P.O. Box 884
Culver City, California 90232


**Good-Bye to all from Doug Corbin and Steve Thrap **


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From: gasarch@cs.umd.edu (William Ian Gasarch)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Requests for Write-in-C
Date: 31 Aug 92 17:24:49 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742


A while back someone posted lyrics to a song

Write in C

to the tune of the Beatles

Let it be

	Could whoever has that song please respost or
email to gasarch@cs.umd.edu

				Stay Demented,
					bill

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From: docbrown@eskimo.celestial.com (Dan Sanderson)
Subject: My sanity - I screwed up
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 01:09:12 GMT

Terribly sorry, folks.  I lost my Usenet access temporarily, and I've
?
lost all responses to my post earlier, so please, if you responded to
this earlier, please e-mail me (for the sake of redundancy in everyone's
heads) what you said.

The content of my original message basically stated that I'm gaining my
sanity because the Seattle area does not have Dr. Demento.  I want to
know what I need to do-- who to call, what to tell them, who to ask for,
what else can I do-- to bring the Dr. back to Seattle.  Believe me,
Seattle needs it.  I'm actually surprised it doesn't come up here; a
very populated area should have enough dementites to get the show.

 Do I need to find a victim radio station and send them a letter?  A
phone call?  Who do I talk to?  What do I tell them?  That kind of
thing.  

 Thanks, and sorry for making you re-type if you responded.
From: grd@VESTA.PHYSICS.UIOWA.EDU (Grant Denn)
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: My previous two posts
Date: 1 Sep 92 02:01:48 GMT


Netters,

Occasionally some people pull some REAL BONERS in their life and I just did.
 

I wrote #1) an implied threat
        #2) a highly derogatory insult that I had made up on the spot,

both regarding a person that I do not know, but who had been undergoing
a net conversation with a familial unit of mine.  My unsensical reasoning
made me think that a) since our last names are the same that the net would
notice and reaslize that I have been playing the big brother role, and b)
since this is a humor newsgroup, that people would recognize as tounge
in cheek my posting.  I want to say now, that I have never and never plan on
causing physical harm to anyone, Marty included.   I have already probably
caused mental anguish to several people, although i haven't gotten any emai
yet, I REALIZE MY MISTAKE, and am dreadfully sorry for it.  I hope that anyone
who has read it could brush it off and I promise that I will immediately
unsubscribe to rec.music.dementia and banish myself forever from it.

Marty, I am truly sorry for my grevious error.  Netters, I am truly sorry for
my schoolyard language in a decent place.  Gina, I am sorry that you
are any way remotely involved in this.

please send flames directly to me, and let's get on with our lives.
Grant
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl)
Subject: Re: For Tom Lehrer fans only
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 15:32:53 GMT

Oops got a bit lost at the end there -damned computer  
The corrected version:

>And now she is in court with Allen

Who's sporting a near-constant Woody
Paternal Love - gallon by gallon
He think's Mia's kids are his goodies

Mia tell us
How can we help being jealous?
Instead of just pulling your pud
You got Frankie and Andre and Wood.

Now this is the Story of Mia
Who knows how to make love and adopt 

>Her morals could not be much free-ah
>I think that this song should be stopped,
>

Well, that's it for now



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Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: dz@mohawk.desktalk.com (Dave Zobel)
Subject: Re: musical coincidences [SUMMARY]
Keywords: George Harrison sue copyright
Organization: Desktalk Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 16:03:02 GMT

Gary Milliken (milliken@scofield.Corp.Sun.COM) writes:

>                 I think he further bemoaned the situation . . . .

Poor George.  In one of the early Beatles Xmas novelty records, he actually
thwarts an impending copyright infringement:

    John (singing):  "It's de Sayem Owold Sonngg --"
    George:  "Copyright, Johnny!"

Then, years later, he himself is catching it for "My Sweet Lord."

Nice to see that he could laugh about it later -- in an interview, he
was clearly amused by the rumor that he tried to sue himself over title
similarities between "Here Comes the Moon" and "Here Comes the Sun."
He also got a chuckle out of the fact that, during the Rutles' breakup,
Stig O'Hara "accidentally sued himself."

-- Dave Zobel
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: wiml@milton.u.washington.edu (William Lewis)
Subject: Re: My sanity - I screwed up
Summary: Bring the Doctor to Seattle?
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Distribution: pnw
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 03:01:37 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.010912.7033@eskimo.celestial.com> docbrown@eskimo.celestial.com (Dan Sanderson) writes:
>                                                      ... I'm gaining my
>sanity because the Seattle area does not have Dr. Demento.  I want to
>know what I need to do-- who to call, what to tell them, who to ask for,
>what else can I do-- to bring the Dr. back to Seattle.  Believe me,
>Seattle needs it.  I'm actually surprised it doesn't come up here; a
>very populated area should have enough dementites to get the show.
>
> Do I need to find a victim radio station and send them a letter?  A
>phone call?  Who do I talk to?  What do I tell them?  That kind of
>thing.  

  Well, there have been a couple of Bring-the-Doctor-to-Seattle drives
on networks (Usenet & local) around here in recent years, but it hasn't 
done a bit of good. So far as I know there hasn't been a demented station
in the area since '88 or '89 when KJET (1600 AM, now defunct) dropped
it.
  Now might be a good time for another campaign, since the Dr. is
switching distributors and everything is in a state of flux. 
By the same token, now might be a bad time. I have no idea. 
Anyone? 
  If anyone comes up with any good ideas, I'll propagate them to other
bulletin boards... 


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From: dwight@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Dwight Robert Stone)
Subject: Re: Mojo Nixon
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 22:35:44 GMT

flippant@woodowl.UUCP (Tom Levesque) writes:

>Anyone else into Mojo Nixon? (For those not familiar, probably his
>best known work is "Elvis is Everywhere")
> 
>Tom

I am!  I saw him at a local bar here in Champaign-Urbana called Mabel's. The
bar only fits 200-300 and it just has a stage which is raised up about 3
feet.  It was really intense.  He had a guy up on stage to "fuck the sheep"
(they had an inflatable sheep and this guy really got into it!).  For the
Elvis is everywhere song he unrolled a velvet painting of Elvis surrounded
by velvet guitars on the border and everyone was bowing in homage to Elvis.
People were dancing and a bunch of people were moshing.  At one point
(I forget what song it was in) he traveled through the crowd and stood up
on the bar (the song was dealing with politicians and how he'd never run)
and then flipped over his guitar so that the back was facing us and he had
the words "Nixon in '92" on the back of his guitar in prismatic lettering.
This was back sometime in early '92 that the concert took place.  It was
intense and rather cult-like and weirdly transendental.  There was a feeling
that we had all somehow become something larger than we were.  I am definitely
going back if he comes through again!  (He also played the song "Vibrator
Dependent" especially for a girl who was right up front who would yell for
the song after every song.  Put 220 on the money honey!

Dwight
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Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
From: marty@world.std.com (Marty M HaleEvans)
Subject: Re: PMS Airlines
Organization: Cicely Public Access UNIX
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 20:29:11 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.213701.7318@socrates.umd.edu> gmd@socrates.umd.edu (Gina Mai Denn) writes:

>(by the way, girls, 
Anyone old enough to have a period and PMS is a "woman".

>to eliviate 
It's "alleviate".

>PMS and menstrual cramps emensly,
It's "immensely".

>as well as shorten the length and ease the flow of your period,
>adopt a low-low-low fat diet, preferably vegan! works!)

It works because it lowers your body fat level enough to screw with your
hormonal balances. Stops menstruation, can also be dangerous and cause lots of
other hormonally-related health problems -- your body doesn't take kindly to
having its natural functions shut down for convenience. 

Just thought you might want to know.

Marty

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From: pjb4288@ultb.isc.rit.edu (Pete - Toonatic - Boulay)
Subject: Rochester NY
Originator: pjb4288@ultb
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 14:48:51 GMT

I just wish Dr. Demento would be back on in Rochester....
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From: 2ftqmolten@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: return of Stud and the Twinkees
Date: 3 Sep 92 23:30:47 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services


Stud (stewed) McCoy and the Creemy Twinkees are back again.

I've been posting this stuff more a few semesters now and I'm really 
happy with the results.  We have a new tape entitled 'Cheese Train' and
it is 25 times better than 'Dying Calf in a Hail Storm'.

for those of you who aren't familiar with us:

I am the guitar player and the recording tech in the band.  My roomate
and I have been laughing at 'cheesy' bands for years and decided we 
could spit the stuff out in no time at all.  We started reocrding a couple
of years ago on a small 4-track.  The quality really lacked but the ideas
were there.  On our second album, the songs are better and the recording
is great. (for a small 4-track).  

The stud (stewed) Philosophy:
All music performed and produced by Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkees must
hereby exemplify the most noble of efforts in creating 'cheesy' rock music
while at the same time realizing it's true inspiration.


Our songs include: 'Sorority Girl Rash'  'Piss Green Pinto'  'Cheese Train'
'Lust Puppy' and many others  (the album "Cheese Train" has 14 songs on it)

I'm selling these over the news groups for a non-profit $4.  This price 
included the postage and a very professional-like insert and lyric sheet.
'Cheese Train' is what I'm selling now.  If your interested in 'Dying Calf in
a hail Storm' let me know.  

I'm in this purely for the fun of it.  We enjoy responses to our stuff.  We've
even been sent tapes of our songs on the radio that were played by people
that answered a similar add.

Email me if you're interested.

Mike
Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkees
University of Kansas
Newsgroups: rec.music.dementia
Subject: Re: a peace offering
From: jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle )
Date: 1 Sep 92 23:37:28 PDT
Organization: California State University, Bakersfield

Grant.  Take a valium.

Disclaimer: This is *NOT* a Flame.

Jennifer
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