From: v129j6ed@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (This is F.U.N.)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc,alt.comics.lnh
Subject: LNH : Electrocutioner's Song Special #1
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:32:00 GMT
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This is an Electrocutioner's Song special because if I do not do this
now, I would have to in part 9, and that is going to be huge anyways.
;)
This will either help explain or confuse you more about the Z-Team.
:)


	"This is my famous Super-Snooper Vision Room."
	With his date, Bambi, Acton Lord boostfully shows his supreme 
power and intelligence to her.  She is in a state of wonder.  She has
never seen so much audio and video equipment in one room, in all her 
life, let alone the advancements Acton Lord has made on each piece of
machinery.
	"If I ever had any doubts before about you, they are all but
forgotten now.  It seems you have a video screen for every aspect of
this cross-over.  I can see all of the LNH teams on those screens to
the left, and to the right, I can see Mr. Minister, Table, and a few
others who I don't know."
	"That's ok, Bambi.  You will not need to know who they are 
after my plan has been completed.  Already, the most dangerous of the 
players of my game seems to be eliminated."
	"Who?"
	Acton Lord walks up to one of the screens, and waves his hand
in front of it.  The screen enlarges itself until it covers all of the
other screens.  A masked figure appears on the screen, dodging bullets
at tremendous speed.  Acton Lord checking every detail of his nemesis,
says out loud, "The Ultimate Ninja!"
	"Oh."
	"Do not be fooled by him.  He may act like an idiot.  In fact,
he is an idiot, but a powerful idiot.  He has foiled me time after time, 
especially during the Cosmic Plot-Device Caper.  I knew he would be almost 
impossible to stop, so I did lots and lots of research."
	"On What?"
	"The only group that could stop the Ultimate Ninja."
	"Who?"
	"Do you like to say one to two syllable words alot?"
	"No."
	Frustrated that Bambi's intellect does not equal his own, Acton
Lord continues babbling to her, "The Z-Team, mercenaries for hire.  I 
have acquired reports from the police, the C.I.A., the F.B.I., the 
K.G.B., and the P.T.A. that there have been a huge number of ninjas
killed in the U.S.  I followed the times and the places where they
were killed, and found a distinct pattern to them.  Whenever the Z-Team
was situated in an area, ninjas from the area were found dead.  The
causes were all similiar.  Either they were shot dead, or they were cut
up by some small animal.  This was noticeable because of the small claw
marks found on the parts that were left from battle."
	"Wow."
	Acton Lord continued, "This intriged me.  It seems that their
success rate at eliminating ninjas was, at least, near perfect.  I 
wondered how they were able to do this.  Only one member of the team has
minimal skills as a ninja.  So, I dug in a little deeper.  I went into other
systems to find out any information about them.  I located their place of 
origin.  It was in central New York, near the capital, Albany.  I discovered
this piece of information by doing a close-up of Coach's collar.  I had to
go thru many spectral analysises just to find that out. The collar is photo-
proof, but it could not keep my technology from finding out what it said."
	"I wonder where they got all of that technology from."
	"I thought the same exact thing.  I sent my servant, Gopher, to 
retrieve one of the bullets that the Z-Team have been using recently.
You know, the ones they use to disable ninjas, instead of killing them.
When he brought back the rubber bullet, I decided to test it.  I had
Gopher stand on the other side of the Testing Room, and I fired it
at him.  I was aiming for his stomach, and it hit him there.  So, I had
him start moving around towards me.  Then, I had the shock of my life.
When he was moving, the bullet's trajectory changed and hit him.  I was
not even aim directly at him.  I decided to aim away from him, while he
was standing still.  The bullet stayed on its straight path.  I took the 
bullet to my lab, and dissected it.  What I found was truly amazing.  The 
technology for this was more advanced than anything I have ever seen
before.  The secret is that it reacts to movement.  The more you move, 
especially if you are a ninja trying to dodge bullets, the greater the 
chance you have getting hit by it.  Pure Genius.  I have had my men work on
this, night and day, trying to duplicate this technology."
	"Well, yeah, but, where did they get this technology still?"
	"Don't interrupt me when I have not, yet, finished my soliloquy.
Anyways, in a frantic computer search, I was able to find some of this 
technology being sold at a computer company in Massachusetts.  I sent over 
some of my men to find some information on this technology.  After reading 
classified mail they intercepted, I knew the Z-Team could handle the Ultimate
Ninja.  They had some connection with a group of people who have been around
for centuries, but have never made a public appearance until recently.  This
group, a formidable nemesis, is the Intelligencia!!!!!!!"
	"I never heard of them."
	Acton Lord walking over to his terminal, and logging in at
the CleveLand FreeNet, "Not many people have.  They made their first
public appearance on a public access television program about a year and
a half ago over in the Central New York State area.  A coincidence??  Not 
a chance.  I suspect that at least one of the Z-Team is a highly-ranked
member of the Intelligencia.  Most likely, it is their leader Z.  
One thing I was surprised to find out was that the leader of the 
Intelligencia, Rusty Williams, was the show's host.  In fact, this
show was supposed to be a comedy show.  That Rusty must be brilliant
to think of an idea like that.  Anyways, they were on for three weeks
straight, and then a new player entered the field.  You see, they are in a
century-old war with the Frat-Boys(tm), and.."
	"I'm getting confused now.  This is way too much information
to tell me, at one time, let alone in a lifetime", purrs Bambi, as she
puts her arms around Acton Lord, to unbutton his shirt.
	"Ok, Ok.  I know your pitiful little brain cannot learn so much,
so fast.  Let's go to the bathroom."


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Jef Kolodziej                    Cliche Dude                    The KaTeFan(tm)
v129j6ed@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu           State University of New York at Buffalo
History Major                                                  51 East NorthRup
(716) 837-9610                                                Buffalo, NY 14214
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