From: ccjames@cybaswan.UUCP (j hussell)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: Summer Slam (& questions to you know alls!)
Date: 3 Sep 92 14:24:15 GMT
Reply-To: ccjames@pyr.swan.ac.uk (j hussell)

Slumber Scam, Summer Slump, Scandal Van ..... call it what you will!!  The 
long awaited BRITISH Summer Slam has been and gone.  At last, the British
Bulldog has won a well deserved, and long overdue, title.  The new IC champ
has won the hearts of millions of kids, all over the world.  I'ts nice to see
there was no bad feeling between him and Bret "Hitman" Hart at the end of it
all.

The Warrior/Savage match turned into quite a spectacle.  The intervention of
Perfect and (Whoooo!) Ric 'The Dick' Flair caused chaos at ringside.  Where 
do they get the guts to do it???  Flair was sporting his ever present purple
trunks, while Mr. Perfect (the name doesn't become him at all!) set about 
beating the holy hell out of Savage outside the ring.  All together, this bout
was a major stageshow.  Luckily, Savage kept his title, but the Warrior was
awarded the match.  

Turning to the Undertaker/Kamala match-up now.  The arrival of Kamala, flanked 
by Kim Chee (or was it Fuji in disguise???  I know different!!) to the beat of
jungle drums, really indicated to me that he was just a jungle half-wit who 
didn't know wrestling from fly-fishing!!  Then, BONG .... BONG .... BONG !!!
Paul Bearer appears carrying the mysterious urn and a large black hearse
transporting the towering figure of the Undertaker.  Dr. Wimpleton, what a rude
fellow, was, as ever, 'offering advice' to his fighter.  The action was slow,
but highly entertaining.  The Undertaker making the most of his height, and
Kamala's weight.  Eventually Kamala was disqualified, but didn't realise that
the bell had gone.  He just kept on pounding the Undertaker, until he was 
'called to heel' by Kim Chee.  The sit up rigid bit at the end was not expected
and I feel, like many others, that the Undertaker IS NOT HUMAN, IS NOT ALIVE!!!

The Natural Disasters/Beverly Brothers match was shitty, so I'm not going to
include it!!  So was the Nailz/Virgil match!!

L.O.D. (with their bikes and Rocco) stormed into action, and Oh!!  What a Ruu-
uuussshhhhhh!!!  Money, Inc. had no chance of beating the awesome partnership
of Hawk and Animal.  Jimmy 'The Fart' Hart was. as ever, armed with his mega-
phone, screaming advice to his team.  Ted DiBiase found the true meaning of 
pain when he was defeated by L.O.D.'s Animal.  Irwing R. Schister could only 
look on in disgust as, once again, Money, Inc. was defeated.  

SUMMER SLAM WAS A HUGE SUCCESS ANDTHE OFFICIAL ATTENDANCE WAS 80,355!!!!


Right, now I've given my opinion on the British Summer Slam, can some of you
grapple fans give me some information.  I need to know the names of the
following WWF Superstars (real names, not character names!!) :

The Undertaker and his sidekick, Paul Bearer.
Hawk and Animal, L.O.D.
Mr. Perfect and Ric Flair.
The Natural Disasters.
The Ultimate Warrior.
Macho Man Randy Savage.
Hulk Hogan.
Big Boss Man.
.... and anyone else who is considered a WWF Superstar!!!

Much appreciated!!!


Speedy.

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