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From: unregistered@newcastle.ac.uk (Maureen Long)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
Subject: Banana Survival Kit
Date: 30 Aug 92 17:26:02 GMT
Followup-To: soc.culture.china
Organization: Chinese Self-esteem group

How to sell your arse and cunt to the West?

a) First change your name ie. take a Christian name. Nobody will
take a shitty name like Xiong or Qulin seriously. If possible change your
surname eg Wang to Venn, Chang to Jung, Fang to Farne
b) Take a Master/PhD degree in some obscure fields in a recognised
Western  University. Useful for job and other interviews later.
c) Write a book about China or Chinese culture
   China
   Favourite topics 1. Tiananmen massacre 1989.
                    2. Cultural Revolution
                    3. Tibet
                    4. Mao Zedong
                    5. Great Leap Forward

Lots of controversial material there. Be sure to emphasize the years of
sufferings under CCP. Westerners prefer stories about how much shit the CCP
piled on the populace. Be sure to praise Western culture and ideology and
at the same time thank them for trying to save us from the york of
communism. Hell to the commies! Democracy rules!
Sexual innuendos/rumours about Mao are welcome topics. Other favourites are
cannibalism,infanticide and torturing of Tibetan nuns. The more
pornographic the better...be explicit. Porn sells.
   
   Chinese culture

Any bullshit about Chinese horoscope, qigong , martial arts, herbal
medicine
will be acceptable.
The West now is in a new wave of shit known as the New Age..all Chinese
contributions with an exotic slant will be most appreciated.

d) If you have extra cash, have an eye operation. Slitty eyes are not
fashionable. Round eyes are cuter in Western eyes.

e) Finally...try and marry a Westerner. You will have a better life in the
West married to a Caucasian than to a chinky.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
From: jing@hobart.cs.umass.edu (Yufeng Jing)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
Subject: Re: Sources on Tibet
Date: 31 Aug 92 02:36:30 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Computer Science, University of Massachusetts, Amherst
In-reply-to: yangze@acf3.NYU.EDU's message of 30 Aug 92 23:20:00 GMT


Yang Ze,

What make you so excited to post the same massage more than 10 times? 


I believe that you definitely will be ranked in the top 1 who duplicated
a stupid posting many many times just because someone mistakenly or 
occasionally put his name in the first of X to make him so excited.


Don't abuse the USENET!!! Please.


***************** Don't see the below disgusted ******************************

In article <65500066@acf3.NYU.EDU> yangze@acf3.NYU.EDU (Ze Yang, , , ) writes:
From: cs921022@ariel.yorku.ca (MING HE)
Subject: test
Organization: York University, Toronto, Canada
Distribution: york
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 01:11:47 GMT


~~~ 
Ming  He                       / ------ +-+ +--+ "Are you believing that soul 
                              /| |-| |  |-| |--|  lives independently from    
Video: cs101442@sol.Yorku.CA   | |_| |  +-+ |--|  the physical existing?"     
Audio: (416) 669-6427  [H]     |     |      /  |                -- H.M.       
*|-|*|\/|*|-|*|\/|* IMAGING THE UNIVERSE STARTED FROM A DOT *|-|*|\/|*|-|*|\/|*
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
From: xiong@fzi.de 
Subject: Re: Top 10 most fashionable words in SCC
Organization: FZI Forschungszentrum Informatik, Karlsruhe, Germany
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 10:27:51 GMT

Subject: Re: Top 10 most fashionable words in SCC
Keywords: 

I tried to find out such fashinable words in other soc.culture.xxx news groups
to be sure these are not "chinese special characters". I was unsuccessfull.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
From: stong@irus.rri.uwo.ca (Shidong Tong)
Subject: Re: Anonymous post!
Organization: University of Western Ontario, London
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 05:29:06 GMT
Keywords: who am I?

In article <1992Aug28.030429.16193@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> 
who@guess.guess.forever.etc writes:
> 
> Article 76041 of soc.culture.china:
> Path: newshost.uwo.ca!torn!cs.utexas.edu!asuvax!ukma!cs.widener.edu!dsinc!ub!galileo.cc.rochester.edu!okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu!yuta
> From: who@guess.guess.forever.etc
> Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
> Subject: Anonymous post!
> Summary: this catches you anyway ;-)
> Keywords: who am I?
> Message-ID: <1992Aug28.030429.16193@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
> ^^^^^^^^^^                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Date: 28 Aug 92 03:04:29 GMT
> Sender: news@galileo.cc.rochester.edu
> Followup-To: (no precedent yet)
> Distribution: usa
> Organization: just keep guessing
> Lines: 3
> Originator: yuta@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu
> ^^^^^^^^^^  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Nntp-Posting-Host: Tough to Figure out!
> 
> Who says anonymous posting is not possible. Can you figure out the
> originator of this post? Send me a request and I will tell you how!
> 					            A.P.
> 
> 

	try finger yuta@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu ...
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china,soc.culture.japan,soc.history
From: liuyh@vis.toronto.edu (Yuanhui Liu)
Subject: Re: US Open-door policy (was: An open letter to the Emperor Akihito of Japa
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Toronto
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:29:12 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.153246.11092@acuson.com> miklg@acuson.com (Michael Goldman ) writes:
>x0y3510@tamuts.tamu.edu (Xuejun Yang) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Aug30.153704.6253@acuson.com> miklg@acuson.com (Michael Goldman ) writes:
>>>smittie@beach.csulb.edu (Smittie) writes:
>>>
>>>>The US wanted free trade with China because the US did not have the fire power
>>>>nor the resources to crave out its own piece of China. By trying to force the
>>>>"Open Door" policy, the US hoped to circumvent the advantages of Imperialism.
>>>
>>>	The US was far superior in industrial and military capacity to Japan
>>>	at the time Japan was grabbing its sphere of influence in the 1890's.
>
>>>	piece of China she had a desire for.  If Japan could get terrtorial
>>>	concessions from China in the 1890s certainly the US could have as well
>>>	had she wanted them.  That she chose not to could be due to a number
>>>	of reasons, but military inability seems hard to credit.
>>>
>>You forgot the most important factor:logistics. What is the distance between
>>the US and China and Japan and China. I am sure the U.S. was even
>>stronger after WWII and what happened to the U.S. in Korea and Vietnam.
>
>	BUt if Great Britain, France and Germany could carve out parts
>	of China, as remote as they were, then certainly the US, with
>	its base in the Philippines could have as well. 
>
But they came in too late, they can't do it during the civil war,
after that, the Brits, the frogs, and the Bears already had China
on the plates, rather then fight for special interest in China
either against Chinese or another major power(s),  the American just
wanted a cut in everything, in another words, fair trade.  
Alsom let me remind you, the US didn't get the Philippines until
1898, which was rather late.  

>	- Michael Goldman
>-- 
>"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have
>exhausted all other alternatives." - Abba Eban
>	Disclaimer:  All views are solely my own & not the views of Acuson.
>	<sun!sono!miklg>  or  [miklg@acuson.com]
From: tylee@austin.ibm.com (Ter-Yuan Lee)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
Subject: Re: English Usage (Re: Winner, Bush or Clinton? )
Date: 28 Aug 92 20:17:48 GMT
Distribution: soc
Organization: IBM Austin Advanced Workstation Division
Originator: tylee@leety.austin.ibm.com


In article <BtpDAH.K41@acsu.buffalo.edu>, xiaofei@acsu.buffalo.edu (XiaoFei Wang) writes:
> /* From the keyboard of tylee@austin.ibm.com (Ter-Yuan Lee) */:
> :
> :"One people survived instead of two" is not OK either.
> :Change that to "one person".
> :
> When I was in the first grade, I learnt that the unit does not get
> changed during add and substraction. For example, 
> 
> 4 pounds - 3 pounds = 1 pound
> 
> However, 
> 
> 4 people - 3 people = 1 person 
> 
> This usage is wrong in both grammar and math. 
> 


HeHeHe...., smart guy, please re-check the grammar book or dictionary
to see what the singular and plural forms of the word "person" are.
Besides, what's wrong with your math (not my math, because I didn't
exemplify any math equation)? Please enlighten me.


> -- 
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Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
From: zhu@cs.UAlberta.CA (Eric Y. Zhu)
Subject: Re: More about toilet paper:-)
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 18:02:34 GMT

(-:

xiaofei@acsu.buffalo.edu (XiaoFei Wang) writes:
>I wonder what lix's major is. Anybody knows?

Sanitary Science.

>The following is info I gather from scc: 

>Eddie majors in bussiness 
In Auto business?
>tuya majors in poetry under the supervision of Lin Meimei of HP
From his name, I thought he was a painter or something.
>Shi Cunde majors psychiatry
It's fine if he only drives himself psychic.
>Scott majors in Maoism
Forget him, he is gone. So is HIS Maoism.
>Shannon majors in Chinese handwriting
At least I've had hard time recognizing some of his beautiful
calligraphy. He should switch to pattern recognition.
>-- 

:-)

--

===
Zhu Yuchen, Edmonton
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china,alt.chinese.text
From: xiong@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (Bo Xiong)
Subject: Where Is Today's HXWZ (Issue #74) ???
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 13:49:45 GMT

It was posted last night but apparently it hasn't got thru due to the
trouble in the mailing list, it won't get to you very soon so you may
find it in soc.culture.china group (my next forwarding).

--------------------------------

Bo Xiong in Chicago
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
From: zeng@mth.msu.edu (Zhonggang Zeng)
Subject: Re: Mao
Organization: Department of Mathematics, Michigan State University
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 02:58:20 GMT

In article <2A9D8113.5160@orion.oac.uci.edu> yeh@netix.com (Mr Shannon Yeh) writes:
>
>   |-----|               |             |      |                /\
>   |--|--|          |----|-----|       |      |       |---|   /  \
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> _____|______            |             |      |       |___|  ___|___
> | ___|___| |                          |      |                 |
> |         \|      / |    \      \     |____  |____\        |------|
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>
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>    |  |   |          /  |  \          |              /\        |
>    |  |  \|             |        / |    \     \               \|
>    |_________\          |       /  |________\
>
>
>
>shannon
>-------
>

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Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
From: zzuo@iastate.edu (Zhiqi Zuo)
Subject: Re: What about China done to Korea?
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, IA
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 02:49:14 GMT

>In article <1992Aug21.202835.5127@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>, yeb@egr.msu.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Aug21.193108.12903@colorado.edu> xuehua@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Xuehua Lu) writes:
>> >In article <1992Aug21.141707.28412@ms.uky.edu> gang@ms.uky.edu (Gang Li) writes:
>> >
>> >As a korean, I feel we should thank China for giving us independence.
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> >
>
>You should realize that the independence of Korea was given by the
>late ROC president, Chiang, Kai-Shek. So, Korean people should thank

I don't quite understand this.
50 years after the occupation of Korea by Japan, Korea people got its 
independece, helped by international forces, which were mainly US and Sov. 
Union.

>the ROC government, not the communist Chinese government. Now, look what 
>has been done by the South Korean to the ROC?
From: wangweij@charlie.egr.msu.edu (Wang Weijun)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
Subject: Need help in D.C. area
Date: 31 Aug 92 20:40:58 GMT
Organization: College of Engineering, Michigan State University

Hello! netters:

I am going to Washington D.C area study and work this fall. I will be there
on Labor day: Monday, Sept. 7. If somebody could help me find a place to stay
(near Silverspring, at least one week, then I'll try to find a apartment), it 
will be greatly appreciated.

Please contac me by e-mail:
	wangweij@frith.egr.msu.edu 

or call me at (517)347-1959 (collect call will be accepted).

Thank you very much for your time.

Wang, Weijun at Michigan State University
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
From: zzuo@iastate.edu (Zhiqi Zuo)
Subject: Re: What About Tibet? (Re: What about China done to Korea)
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, IA
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 02:26:17 GMT


>...
>Why people in Hawaii don't want to be independent although the  
>majority people there are non-white? 

How do you know? I just wathched a show a few days ago, which stated clearly that
85% of the native Haiwai people don't live in a house, yes, a house. They gave
the land to the development, while they have hard time to find land to live on.
Some of them even say that they are ready to fight, if the government use
the law to drive them to nowhere from where they live now. More and more of
them are going back to their traditonal culture, and think about it again.
Some people even don't think they are americans, even one of them went to
the Vietnam War and found, in the end, himself returning as a non-american.

> ...
>I bet you will feel difficult to show us that Tibet is a province of China. 

Logically, this question is as difficult as this one: can you prove that Tibet
is not a chinese province?

The key is that we should be careful with our arguments when we don't know much 
about Tibet people's feeling. If only a bunch of Tibetans in exile want to leave 
the family, noway; if most of the Tibetan people want to leave, then go ahead.

No progress can be made, if we talk too much. Save the energy to have a tour
in Tibet, to get some first hand material. It is better than being frustrated 
here.



Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
From: s9874194@phobos.ucc.umass.edu (s9874194)
Subject: Re: What is love in Chinese sense.
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 02:57:00 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.023813.29829@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu>, utingli@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Tingli Pan) writes...
>In article <Btv93t.26r@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> xlli@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (xiao-lin li) writes:
>>
>>I have had answers from people in other cultures. I thought it
>>would be an interesting question to many Chinese. So my questions
>>are the following:
>>
>>(1). When a Chinese man says he loves a woman, what does he really
>>     mean?
> 
>He has read too much romantic novels. (Yeung Yang Hu Tie Pai)
>>
>>(2). When a Chinese woman says she loves a man, what does she mean?
> 
>He is a Gao Gang Zi Di.
>>
>>(3). When Chinese parents say they love their children, what do they
>>     mean, what do they do?
> 
>A big tough job for the children to work out.
>>
>>(4). When Chinese parents expect love from their children, what do
>>     they expect the most.
> 
>Sponser them to USA.
>>
>>(5). When a Chinese says he loves his country, what does he mean.
> 
>He is thinking joining CCP.
>>
>>(6). When the government says that it loves its people, what does
>>     it mean and what does it expect.
> 
>Sacrifice. Yi Bu Pa Ku, Er Bu Pa Si. 
>>
>>(7). When a Chinese loves a non-Chinese (including Hongkonger and
>>     Taiwanese), what is behind the love.
>>
>An airplane ticket.
> 
>>(8). Is Chinese allowed to love their enemies?
>>
>Why don't you try it first.
> 
>>Xiao Li
> 
> 
I believe the questions Xiao Li posted originally were very interesting. 
But the answers posted here are at most just for fun. One can easily find
exclusions for your answers.
Be serious, OKay??
c.q.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
From: ping@bnlux1.bnl.gov (Shiping Zhang)
Subject: Re: [News] PRC Announces Further Loosened Policies on Overseas Students
Organization: Brookhaven National Laboratory, Upton, NY 11973
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:50:59 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.185849.10234@pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu> echeng@pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu (Eddie Cheng) writes:
>In article <(~{5K6,F=~})DENG.92Aug28143234@math12.bnlux1.bnl.gov> deng@bnlux1.bnl.gov (~{5K6,F=~}) writes:
>>>>>>> In article <1992Aug28.140845.21411@ctr.columbia.edu>
>|>>>>> "Yanbin" == Yanbin Yu <yu@sioux.ctr.columbia.edu> writes:
>|
>|  Yanbin> It is like a game between the mouse and cat. If they cannot
>|  Yanbin> capture you, cat will be a very nice animal to a mouse.
>|
>|Guess not. Saw a documentary about cat-family on PBS, it's more likely that
>|the cat will wait PATIENTLY until the rat comes out that rat hole ;-).
>
>	Hmm, what happens if the mice somehow immigrate into a tiger hole
>and live happily thereafter?  :-)
>
>    Eddie

 Then the cat will be ready to serve the mice as noble quests.  :-)

-ping

Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
From: cailm@cs.tamu.edu (Liming Cai)
Subject: Re: Protection bill
Organization: Computer Science Department, Texas A&M University
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 19:29:02 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.120240.24364@newstand.syr.edu> jzhu@sunfish.syr.EDU (Jianxiong Zhu) writes:
>
>  In the current version of the Chinese protection bill, it says that if 
>somebody stayed in China for more than 90 days after Aprile 11, 1990
>then he will no be covered by the bill.  I went back to China in the Summer
>of 1990 for about a hundred days.  I also know a couple of friends of mine
>here at Syracuse went back to China for more than 90 days after April 11, 1990.
>I am curious to know how many people have the similare sitution like us and 
>would like to discuss what kind of action we should taken in order to be 
>protected.  If your situation is the same as ours, please give me a reply.
>We should report our situation to IFCSS.
>
>-Jianxiong Zhu
>Syracuse University
>
>
>
>
>

Why do you need to be protected?


Newsgroups: soc.culture.china,soc.culture.taiwan,soc.culture.hongkong
From: claudius@leland.Stanford.EDU (Nelson Lu)
Subject: Re: Hello from news reader in China
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 06:16:36 GMT

In article <9224415.24361@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> dht@cs.mu.OZ.AU (Joyous Dave baby) writes:

>1/4 of China's Nukes are in Xi Zang.  For the sake of security, (especially
>when India and Pakistan have Nukes) it's better to absorb Xi Zang into
>an integral, inseperable part of China.

Hmmm.  A large portion of the former Soviet Union's nuclear arsenal is in
Ukraine, Belarus, and Kazakstan (sp).  So, Russia, for the sake of security,
better absorb Ukraine, Belarus, and Kazakstan into an integral, inseparable
part of Russia?
>
>Also, we know from Chinese History that many Civilizations (Barbarians)
>have been assimilated into the Hans culture, in particularly the Manchus
>and the Mongols, I don't see a problem with Zang.

Big difference: the Tibetians have *not* invaded China and have *not* entered
to live in China.  All of the different races who have been assimilated into
Chinese culture have.  The two examples you gave (Manchurians and Mongols) are
perfect examples.
>
>I think it's fair to re-claim the teritories which are rightfully
>China's.  Outer Mongolia was a part of China until the Russians invaded,
>and forced it to declare independance.  And China, being a "Little

And it was independent until the Dzungarian Khanate (now northern Sinkiang)
and later the Ching Dynasty decided to each try to forcibly incorporate it
into its territories.  Ching won that struggle.  The Russians merely
*theoretically* restored its independence.  (Note that I am not saying that
the Soviets had the "good" motive of giving Mongolians their independence
back; it was basically a move to turn Mongolia into a puppet state of theirs;
nevertheless, Mongolia now finally has the independence it had long deserved.)

>Brother" of USSR, agreed to it... mainly because of loss of War.
>I wonder what will happen if UK decided to recognize HKG independance?
>It would be the same.  It is a part of China until all the "unequal"
>treaties signed after unjustified Wars.

This is very convenient.  Chinese annexation of Mongolia wasn't aggression,
but the Soviet manuevers to get Mongolia independent again was?
From: peng@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Kaping Peng)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
Subject: Job Opening in Philadelphia
Date: 2 Sep 92 18:04:19 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

Following is a position posted in the local news group. If some one
interested in the position, please contact the persons at the end of
the posting not to contact me. Thanks.


From netnews.upenn.edu!mscf.med.upenn.edu!kaya Wed Sep  2 14:00:24 EDT 1992
Article: 933 of sci.research.careers
From: kaya@mscf.med.upenn.edu
Newsgroups: sci.research.careers
Subject: Molecular Biologist/Philadephia Area/Temporary Postion
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:24:29 GMT
Organization: Univ of Penn - Med School Computer Facility

SUMMARY;  One year temporary postion in the Molecular Biology Department
KEYWORDS;  Molecular Biology/Gene Expression/Cloning/Biology/Philadelphia/ 
		Pennsylvania/Temporary Postion

A one year position is available immediately for an individual with a 
background in molecular biology.  A background in gene expression is desired, 
but not required.

The position is open to an individual with a college degree in the sciences.  
Individuals with post-graduate degrees are encouraged to apply.

Salary is competitive and commensurate with experience/degree.

For more information or to send an application, contact Dr. Angela Kaya or 
Dr. Jon Williams at:

Magainin Pharmaceuticals Inc.
5110 Campus Drive
Plymouth Meeting, PA 19462

TEL (215) 941-5234 or (215) 941-5238

FAX (215) 941-5399

or EMAIL to KAYA@MSCF.MED.UPENN.EDU

Magainin Pharmaceuticals Inc. is a biopharmaceutical company engaged in the 
research and development of a new family of host-defense peptides for the 
treatment of infections and cerain cancers and the promotion of wound healing.

Magainin Pharmaceuticals Inc. is an equal opportunity employer.