HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: STOP this Crap
Date: 31 Aug 92 22:44:07 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <JON.92Aug31145229@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
>stupidity can be charming in its unaffected, childlike simplicity.
>stupidity can be powerful, like a thundering herd of agitated sheep.
>stupidity can be refreshing, like a hammer blow to the glabella.
>
>so go ahead.  embrace the moron in you.  it's okay to be stupid.

At the SA meeting...

"Hi, my name's X and I'm stupid."


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 "While a llama may produce some of the world's finest of wools, prized around
 the world, their breath, on the other hand, could only be prized somewhere in
 the far reaches of llama hell."		  -Agent D. Cooper, TWIN PEAKS
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: clueless newbie
Organization: IFA
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 01:44:33 GMT

mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>
>How long does it take until you're not a newbie?
>[...material not bad, not bad t'all, considering...]
 
Okay, Mark, we're currently under a state of siege here, so 
the normal procedures for promotion and advancement simply 
cannot be observed in your case.  Therefore, by the powers 
granted to me under the special rules of wartime engagement, 
I hereby raise you to the rank of: 

            * Acting Lance Corporal *

Every corporal needs a nickname.  Your special nickname is 
'Spanker.'  Welcome to the team, Spanker.  Here, pin this 
aluminum 'X' to your chest, fall in line with your keyboard, 
and help us flame the living shit out of anyone and everyone
who threatens our froup with stupidity and boredom.

Rigler    (Of course, after the horny freshman horde has been 
           beaten off, you'll be demoted back to boot camp.)
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: challenge for Carasso
Date: 2 Sep 92 20:29:04 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>
>Carasso:
>
>>   IN TALK.BIZARRE sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>>   )
>>   )ok then Roger is a bigot not a racist, Semitic semantics
>>   )is really beside the point and you know it.
>>
>>   First, define "Bigot", and then I may or may not agree with you.
>
>...first I would have to take you seriously, Roger, and you don't 
>even do that.

Can you elaborate on that, you fucking moron?  What kind of shithead
would say what you did.  Have a clue, take two, they're small.  Like
you brain you shithead bastard.



-- 
--
cj gypsy
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 5150 chides self
Date: 26 Aug 1992 12:05:11 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


BAD 5150.  No Thorazine.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ENTROPY & IRONY
Date: 29 Aug 92 11:15:53 GMT
Followup-To: rec.arts.books
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <33bnf2l.richh@netcom.com>, richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
> 
> All right, *you* come up with a better title for a biography of 
> Thomas Pynchon.
> 
> RICHH
> --"...side by side on my piano keybord, oh look why--" oh shut up

EVASION AND CONDEMNATION

UNDERESTIMATION AND OBFUSCATION

CONFABULATION AND DETESTATION

Jason
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27477 alt.config:5325
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.config
Subject: Re: ALT.SEX.WOODY-ALLEN
Date: 26 Aug 92 17:21:54 GMT
Reply-To: talk-bizarre@ucbvax.berkeley.edu
Followup-To: alt.config,talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.sex.carasso,alt.religion.kibology,control
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:

)I have created alt.sex.woody-allen.  The newgroup is
)intended for the discussion of the woody allen case, child
)abuse, problems with the media, and pediphilia.

)If the need arises, alt.sex.woody-allen.technical,
)alt.sex.woody-allen.positions, and alt.sex.woody-allen.jokes,
)will be additionally created.

)hugs and kisses,

)CARASSO,
)net.god
)-- 
)--
)hugs, Rachel


   Please keep this garbage in alt.config where it belongs.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: spleen bomb
Organization: University of Utah
Date: 26 Aug 92 11:28:31

In article <5983@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
   Cadaverine.
 
after i finished my bachelor's in biochemistry, i worked for a
professor in the medical school, doing research on trace metal
metabolism.  specifically, i was studying the protein metallothionein,
which we obtained by injecting rats with cadmium and zinc, and then
harvesting their livers, spleens, and gonads.

one day, one of our freezers failed.  i transferred all of my stuff to
another freezer, and told dennis (the professor) that there were
several bottles in the freezer that predated my employment.  what did
he want me to do with them?

he came into the lab to examine the bottles.  looks like old rat
spleens, he said.  he cracked a bottle and made a funny face.

an instant later, a sickeningly soft fist of nausea hit me in the pit
of the stomach.  i started retching before i could get out of the
room.  within 20 minutes, the whole fourth floor c wing of the old
medical school was empty.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Meeting Mr/Mrs. Right
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 22:18:57 GMT
 <64747@cup.portal.com> <1992Aug28.033913.18833@terminator.cc.umich.edu>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

In article <1992Aug28.033913.18833@terminator.cc.umich.edu>, Arthur Delano writes:

> In article <64747@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
> >it is impossible to meet like-minded spirits via t.b
> 
> Funny, i feel exactly the same way.  Please contact me by email
> so that we can discuss it.
> 
> >| lord snooty @the giant | Free Tibet                                      |
> 
> It's about the only way i can afford them these days.

Is posting test messages to talk.bizarre something that I should
propose in news.newusers.questions before actually doing it?

Will Sho double-plus-good killfile me?

Will (L. Spewbabes 1158 recurring) play net.lap.dog and attempt
another of his uproariously dull 'flames'?

Will C.J -EVER- get a fucking life [Deem spite included, because
I don't get to play on overpriced SGI equipment]

Carasso will bulldoze along, Richh will continue to do what he
does best [i.e. sleaze his way through what he ludicrously calls
a life], John F. Woods will wan-line himself into a frenzy, and
do the incantations that bring Blair back to Plonk several
thousand deserving newbies.

All because I post on lousy test message to talk.bizarre.

Maybe it's a bad idea.

Oh well, too late now.

May your helicopter mow down many giraffes.

Dac
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From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: AN ORIGINAL POEM BY ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Date: 30 Aug 92 02:28:06 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.
In-reply-to: rdc@netcom.com's message of 30 Aug 92 01:07:55 GMT

> The Vent
> 
> The vent stared up,
> with steel prison bars,
> slashing through it.
> 
> The heat poured up,
> with lethal humidity,
> sweat breaking through it.

etc.

	The <noun> <verb> <preposition>
	with <adjective> <noun phrase>
	<verb phrase> through it.

Lather, rinse, repeat, copyright roger david carasso.

Whenever I see natural language people try to write poetry
I think: you know, a little suffering could really improve your style.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Goto's Japanese School
Date: 3 Sep 92 22:03:53 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

|thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:
|)kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

|)I rather suspect that Donald Knuth would be offended by this comparison.
|)--scott
|)   (who is explicitly avoiding sending him this message)

|I secretly suspect that he reads this froup anyway.

He doesn't, but Kibo told me that Knuth taught him the trick of grepping
for his name so he should find it sooner or later.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27609 talk.abortion:33701 talk.politics.misc:42235
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,talk.abortion,talk.politics.misc
Subject: Secret GOP Pinko COnspiracy Revealed.....
Date: 27 Aug 92 12:45:02 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper

5405P@CC.NPS.NAVY.MIL ("rpwhite") writes:

] Did anyone else notice that after inviting a notorious bigot and homophobe,
] one Pat Robertson by name, to address their convention, and after having
] Marilyn Quayle spew her smegma rich "family values" over the audience, that
] the background music the Republicans played was from "La Cage Aux Folles"?
] 
] Well it was, just trust me on this one.
] 
] Anyway, my only question is, was this a secrethiddensubLiminalMeSSage
] or just another gaffe by a bunch of congenital idiots?
] 
] rp -- although I guess one could make the point that "La Cage" was about
]       "family values" in a kind of roundabout way.


The subject line says it all.....


ciao
drieux



-- 
If I have Told You Once, I've Told You a Thousand Times:
To Keep Good Girls From Going Badm
Put them back in the Refrigerator.
This Also Works for Stale NFS Handles.
From: spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: machete purchase cooling off periods
Date: 4 Sep 92 11:52:34 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato Computer Centre

> Of course, some of us raging lunatics have no use for such relatively
> harmless weapons.  Nor would we be stopped by a cooling off period.
> 
This is just the tip of the iceberg, of course.
I mean in almost any town, you can (without a permit) just go into a 
store and buy cutlery.

 +--------+ --+--        +         --+--                 Who needs X? I've got 
 | +----+ |   |          |           |                   a VT100 complete with
 | |    | |   | |  | `/` +--   --    |   ,--, `/` +\ /+  enhanced video.......
 | +----+ |   | |  | |   |  ) (  )   |   |--' |   | V | 
 | VT 100 |   + +--+ +   +--   --    +   `--' +   +   + Fax:  (064)-7-838-4066
 +--------+ Simon Paul Travaglia,  Computer Services,  University  of  Waikato
 [========] Private. Bag 3105,  Hamilton, New Zealand. spt@grace.waikato.ac.nz

Skiing is so much fun. The bright blue above you ... AND THE BRIGHT BLUE
 BELOW YOU!
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27774 rec.games.netrek:5832
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.games.netrek
Subject: ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS
Followup-To: poster
Date: 28 Aug 1992 02:08:13 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


This is your brain.

	(insert picture of a human brain)

This is your brain on netrek.

	(insert Romulan starbase bitmap)

5150
any questions?
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: TOP 10 THINGS FOUND IN MY KEYBOARD
Date: 25 Aug 92 18:47:20 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

TOP 10 THINGS FOUND IN MY KEYBOARD

10 Beard Hairs
9. Eye Lashes
8. Hair
7. Mucous
6. Eraser Shavings
5. Doritos
4. Dirt
3. Dry Skin
2. Tomorrow's Lunch


1. Small Unidentified Black Crystals


carasso "wondering if this isn't a top ten shameful confession"
-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:27682 alt.flame:12376 talk.philosophy.misc:1673
From: trudel@athos.rutgers.edu (Jonathan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame,talk.philosophy.misc
Subject: Re: "responsible for the holocaust"
Date: 27 Aug 92 19:12:50 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes:

>You ifgnorant asshole. 

???
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Re: The Wit of Steve Franklin (was: And Now, You're A Halfwit!!)
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 20:38:39 GMT

In <1992Sep1.175658.8572@cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:

>BTW, Steve; if you are reading this, and I know you are, here is another one  
>for you:
>          "You are a stupid asshole.  Shut the fuck up."
>                                by   Starcap'n Ra     

Thanks - Of course I"m reading this drivel. However, if you can't come
up with something better than that last quote, then you are in dire need
of intelligence. I now pity you, and will no follow-up to your posts any
more, because clearly you're outclassed, and it's unfair of me to force
you into such a mundane position, when you're boredom becomes so apparent.
   Once again I apologize for forcing you post such garbage, and will
try to avoid you in the future. Killfiles are quite easy in rn you know...

BTW, friend, if you ar reading this, and I know you are, here is another one
for you:
        "You are a patheticle little child. Deposit your head in 
         the first garberator that you can find."
                                  -Steve Franklin

p.s. - Do you realize the only thing that's bizarre about you is your
ability to repeatedly post shi*ty articles? How bizarre !?
-- 
aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: FEMINIST/DYKE JOKES WANTED
Date: 31 Aug 92 15:41:34 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,alt.newbie
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Rachel writes:

>>PS: I support the ERA - don't flame me too badly!
>PS: I support the NRA.
PS: I support the NEA.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Bureaucracy
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 17:38:25 GMT

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>I move we privatise the library and let Mervyn's run it.

Fuck that.  The library system is socialism at its worst.  As a 
tax payer, the books are yours.  Take them as you see fit.  

That's right -- FREE BOOKS AT THE LIBRARY!!!!!!!

I'll bet _Steal This Book_ by Hoffman is not on the shelf.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: Nice Guys Are Losers. (Was Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently)
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 06:29:41 GMT

osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:

] 
] "cj" == C.J. Silverio <cj@sgi.com> writes:
] 
] cj> My sister & I, [....]  said that we'd marry whomever we wanted to;
] cj> we didn't care what he looked like or what country he came from,
] cj> so long as he was a nice guy. 
] 
] Just so that everybody gets this straight: nice guys are losers. 
] (Speaking from experience.)
] 


hah.

talk to my wife about that.

you are not a nice guy.  you are a yoyo loser.  deal with it.  
learn. evolve. actually talk to women. become a gentleman.

maybe some women will talk to you then.

BoB
teCh
married 6 months, going on 20 years.

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28261 rec.humor:27509 rec.arts.startrek.current:12437
From: davel@booboo.SanDiego.NCR.COM (David Lord)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 31 Aug 92 21:07:53 GMT
Reply-To: davel@booboo.SanDiego.NCR.COM (David Lord)
Organization: NCR Corporation, Rancho Bernardo

In article <1992Aug28.140739.21867@dickens.com> jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar) writes:
>In article <RANNOU.92Aug27090550@zuse.info.polymtl.ca> Rannou@info.polymtl.ca (Patrick Rannou) writes:
>>In article <1992Aug24.132945.20787@hobbes.kzoo.edu> tweaver@hobbes.kzoo.edu (Tim Weaver) writes:
>>
>>   >Don't forget ordering 36,767 Frengi pizzas in Rikers name.
>>
>>Huh, why 36,767 exactly? I've seen this number pop up in other newsgroup,
>>so if any kind soul can tell me I'll be gald...
>>
>I'm already galled.  I think it was s'posed ta be 2^15-1, or 32k-1, but the
>second digit is wrong... should be 32767.

Actually 36767 is the highest number you can order of anything Ferengi.
Seems that the Ferengi allow patent protection for numbers in order
to protect Ferengi inovation and intellectual property rights. To date patents
have expired on all the numbers up to and including 36767. Why, you ask
didn't some smart Ferengi simply patent all numbers at the same time?
Silly you. The Ferengi allow any corporation or individual to hold patent
on up to 12 numbers at a time. Further, in order to patent any particular
number you must have the right to use all the preceeding numbers. Because
the typical Ferengi patent holder charges an arm and a leg (and arm and an ear?)
for licensing, patented numbers are seldom used. In addition you can't
avoid patented numbers simply by using higher numbers, in order to use
the number 50000 for instance you must have rights to all previous numbers.
The only way around some of the patent mess is to use large units, for
instance rather than ordering a 1000000 tons of rock you might order
1 megaton. Just don't try to convert units (that would require use of
the number 1000000).

Surely all this is in the FAQ somewhere.


If you think that the Ferengi must be very foolish because of all
this, keep in mind the the US allows patenting of human genes. Just
think, someday you could be in big trouble for using and passing along
a patented gene.
From: mckinzie@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Mark McKinzie)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New sport invented in Madison
Date: 2 Sep 92 21:01:47 GMT
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin Dept. of Mathematics

heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:

>There's a guy here in Madison who's making a habit of crossing the 
>freeway late at night while wearing only a yellow ski mask.

>Can you believe it - the cops want to *arrest* this guy.  I think he 
>should be given a metal.

>JGH   - It's not me but I wish it was.

If it *were* you, I'd suggest giving mercury.  Orally. 


-- 
Mark McKinzie          	|    We just won't eat on Sunday
mckinzie@math.wisc.edu 	|    Got to buy him a limousine
UW Dept. of Mathematics	|    Somewhere to live, somewhere to pray. 
Madison, WI 53706      	|               -RJD, "TV Crimes"-
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: andsol@owlnet.rice.edu (Andrew J. Solberg)
Subject: Rejected Movie Critic Quotations
Organization: Rice University
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 04:03:21 GMT

"I felt a burning sensation in my loins."  Roger Zeebruck, _Los Angeles Times_

"...I liked it!  So did Mother!"  Tommy Shiro, _Tokyo Express_

"I think I wet myself!"  Kevin L. McBride, _Loser Quarterly_

"...Outstanding!  A rousing movie...."  Paul Reubens, _Spankers_

"....one [of a kind]....[how could it be] not worth a [look] [!!]"
                      Jeff Millar, _Houston Chronicle_

"Kim's h00ters just won't quit!"  Spencer Christian, _Good Morning America_

and, of course,

"I would have liked it more, only a certain LARD-BUCKET blocked my view...."
                      Gene Siskel, _Chicago Sun Times_
-- 
Andrew Solberg          |"If I were your wife I'd poison your tea!" 
Undying University Mooch|              Anon. Outraged British Woman
andsol@owlnet.rice.edu  |"And if I were your husband I'd drink it!"
Phone:713-529-8627      |              Winston Churchill
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: Wed,  2 Sep 92 12:01:28 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

"Look, pusbowl, if you ask me one more time where the Eiffel Tower is, I'll
put on this frilly pink tutu and just Sulk you to death, OK?"
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  I've Got Your Machette RIGHT HERE              |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: This was not my lamest moment... (longish)
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 11:34:18 GMT

In article <1992Aug30.014521.8081@wdl.loral.com> bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com writes:
>
>...it was just a weird series of experiences, and I still don't know
>what to make of it.

   "I want to congratulate President Marcos for making a true democracy,
    right here in the Pacific."
        -- Vice President Bush


My father was stationed at Clark Air Base in the mid-seventies.  When we moved
over, I had an American amateur radio license and wanted to get a Phillipine
license (although there was a reciprocal agreement, I wanted a Phillipine
call).  I went in, filled out all the paperwork, and they lost it.  I went in
again, filled out the paperwork, showed my US license, and they told me it
was no good, that I would have to take the test.  So I took the test, passed
it, and they lost the paperwork.  I did not go in a third time.

I mentioned this to a friend of my father's, who was a major with one of
the Special Forces detachment (and could play more war protest songs on the
guitar than anyone I have met since).  He said that he knew the Minister of
Telecommunication, and wrote me a letter of introduction to him.

So, I went to visit the Minister of Telecommunication.  I handed him the
letter, and explained what had taken place, and he told me how he really
needed an equalizer for his car radio very badly, and wasn't able to find
one anywhere in the country.  So, I had a friend of mine buy a cheap
car eq here in the states and mail it out.  We mailed it off to the Minister
and within a week I was sent an Extra-class license.  I did not pay the
license fee (the third time).  I also had only a General-class US license
and probably couldn't have passed the Extra exam without a lot of preparation.

What a wonderful thing democracy is.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.butt.harp,alt.sex.bondage
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: t.b
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 00:32:17 GMT

grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance) writes:
> Like Mike. I wish that I could be like Mike.

     Well you're new here or you'd know that
one of my cats, Der Kitty specifically, already
had me post that she wants to be like Mike.

     Perhaps you'd enjoy meeting Der Kitty;
I'm sure she'd like you.  Of course, Der Kitty
likes everyone.  But that's no reason to value
her affection any less.

     I wish more people were like Der Kitty
instead of being so fiercely monogamous...oh
dear, I do believe I'm rambling.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu