From: chip@b8.b8.ingr.com (Chip Fountain)
Subject: Re: Feeding a blowhard some humble pie
Summary: Awfully quiet in RSFC this morning
	 Thank you Guy
Keywords: One of the "J's"
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 16:21:35 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.154127.19827@b11.b11.ingr.com>, guy@mspe5.b11.ingr.com (Guy D. McConnell) writes:
> On Monday, 23 Nov 92 14:52:16 PST, John Turman brashly wrote:
> 
> > Message-Id: <9211232252.AA00473@polaris.eng>
> > To: mcconnel@b11.b11.ingr.com
> > Subject: Re: Ala-Fla series record?
> > Status: RO
> >
> >In article 21861@b11.b11.ingr.com, mcconnel@b11.b11.ingr.com (Guy McConnell) writes:
> >In article <1992Nov19.000309.21198@b10.b10.ingr.com>, ellingrw@cis9.b10.ingr.com (Robert W. Ellington) writes:
> >>> 
> >>> What is the series record between Alabama and Florida?
> >>> same for Alabama vs Georgia, and Alabama vs Miami?
> >>
> >>    The only one I have records up to date for is Alabama vs Miami.
> >>Alabama is 11 - 3 vs the canes.  I strongly suspect that Alabama has dominated
> >>the other two as well as there are few teams where this is not the case (Texas
> >>and Notre Dame spring to mind as counter-examples).
> >>
> >>--
> >>Guy McConnell  guy@mspe5.b11.ingr.com  or  ...uunet!ingr!b11!mspe5!guy
> >>   ***  A hurricane is a seasonal thing.  The Tide is forever.  ***
> >
> >
> > Of course Guy, that record is from back in the 50's and 60's when his holiness
> > THE Bear Bryant was coaching a perennial MNC contending Alabama and the 
> > Hurricanes were on the verge of becoming a division 2 school. There is no 
> > recent history of Alabama vs. Miami since 1980. I for one hope that Bama 
> > remains number 2 until NYD because nothing would thrill me more on that day 
> > than to see my Canes clobber the living snot out of Bama in front of God, the 
> > world, and everybody. And to top it off I hope that the weather in Nawlins is 
> > colder than a witches tit in a brass bra so nobody can say that the weather 
> > played into the Canes hand. With maybe a little sleet or ice just to top it 
> > off. I look froward to watching the Canes fourth string offense score 35 points
> > against the vaunted Bama defense.
> >
> > You think Bama has a defense, well Miami will show them how that word is 
> > spelled.
> 
> 
>     Well Johnny my boy, I saved this one to especially enjoy feeding these
> bitter words back to you.  I'm sure you are still slack-jawed and glassy-eyed,
> along with the rest of the blowhards who couldn't conceive of Miami losing,
> especially not to *Alabama*.  While it was a nightmare for y'all, you won't
> wake up from this one.  Someone did indeed get the "living snot" clobbered out
> of them "in front of God, the world, and everybody" and, as I said, the weather
> didn't make a bit of difference.  Alabama showed what a travesty the Heisman
> award was this year as well.  I have never seen a more confused, more scared
> quarterback in my life than Gino "Jelly-Roll" Toretta in the Sugar Bowl.  He
> said it best himself: "It's all a blur".  I told you that he had better be
> glad that the Heisman was awarded before he met The Tide.  Now it's just a tin
> ornament to collect dust.  Curry and Copeland didn't get to put him on his ass
> but they harassed him to the point that he was slinging it everywhere without
> aiming.  They were inside his head.  As for one team "showing how the word
> 'defense' is spelled", school was definitely in and Bama was the teacher.  Ask
> your running back who said he'd rush for 100 yards (Miami only had 48 total,
> half of which came after Alabama put in the third and fourth string defense).
> Ask Lamar "Loudmouth" Thomas who had two big fumbles.  He was run down *from
> behind* and robbed of the ball, like taking candy from a baby.  As long as he
> lives, no matter what else he accomplishes, he'll *never* forget that one.
> Yes, everyone learned about defense New Year's night.  As for offense, well,
> Miami's first string one couldn't even manage a touchdown.  *That*, my friend,
> is how you spell domination.  The "mighty" canes were used, abused, toyed with,
> and thoroughly ripped apart by a far superior team.  Bama doesn't care if you
> give us respect because, by God, we'll take it from you!
> 
>     Gino Who?!
> 
> >---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > If you take yourself too seriously, you'll be the only one who does.
> > ...John Turman... Dolphins - Canes kickin ass and takin names.
> 
> --
> Guy McConnell  guy@mspe5.b11.ingr.com  or  ...uunet!ingr!b11!mspe5!guy
>     "Alabama, kicking cane ass and not worrying about any names"
> 
> 

Thank you Guy, I could not have said it better myself.  After all the trash
talking out of Lamar Gino and company, the total domination by BAMA was
sooooooo sweet!!.

It looked like Lamar and Gino forgot how to Walk much less talk.  It could
not have happened to a nicer bunch of big talking big headed bull s__t artists.

BAMA dominated period!!!

I will never forget Teague running down Thomas and stealing the ball from
him.  Bill Oliver (Bama Def. Cord.) said "it was the greatest individual
effort he had ever seen".  Me Too!!!

Now I know you Miami fans are saying oh, here we go, bama fans talking the 
talk.  Well I have read and heard so much Miami trash lately, I just could
not help myself, you Miami fans deserve all the crow we can dish up for you.
Especially Larmar " I'm the fastest recevier in the country" Thomas, and Gino
"I only need 3.5 seconds to release the ball" Toretta.  

Well I will shutup now.  Thank-you Tide for a wonderful new year.  Roll
Tide!!!!!