HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: Re: Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 01:59:13 GMT

eisler_b@spcvxb.spc.edu (Barry Eisler) writes:
 >Today, at about 11:55 am eastern time, some idiot called and interupted 
 >Jerry Lewis during his MDA telethon. 

No, the IDIOT is that SOB "Jerry"...  Ugh is he a pig.  Any Stern 
or Kinison fan should know some of the stories about that bastard.

 >Jerry announced that Larry King was calling in.
Ooohhh! 

 >Then this idiot says "Jerry, what do you think of Howard Stern, 
 >the radio personality? How do you like them apples? 
And that makes him an "idiot"?

 >Jerry quickly responded by saying you always get some 
 >shmuck that will call in. 

Wow, what a witty reply.  He even did it "quickly", eh?  Amazing...

 >I happen to agree with Jerry, I don't think that this was the 
 >time to give  Howard free press. Howard gets enough as it is.

Why not?  It was probably the most interesting thing to happen by far 
on that whole damn yawn-a-thon.  I only saw a few seconds of that thing,
and then only (of course), just because I happend to see Leeza Gibbons.
From: kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: This morning on the Howard Stern Radio Show:  Zookeeper's wife dial-a-date
Summary: Baldy's wife to be poked by Janks
Date: 14 Sep 92 20:38:43 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.



     This morning's Dial-a-Date was great.  Howard had some great
jokes at the expense of Janks - to wit:

Howard: "When was the last time you had a girlfriend?"  

Janks:  "I had one about three years ago."

Howard: "How did you meet?"

Janks:  "At a nightclub."

Howard: "How long before she had sex with you?"

Janks:  "A couple of dates."

Howard: "So did she drop the charges?" 



I guess you had to be there.

                                               Kevin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: saalwaec@access.digex.com (John W. Saalwaechter)
Subject: Other DJs Stealing Howard's Material
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 21:17:44 GMT

I've heard Howard bitch about other DJs ripping off his material
or style, but I always thought he was exaggerating.  But then, I
was listening to Don and Mike last Friday.  These guys are the
afternoon DJs on WJFK in Washington -- the station that carries
Howard's show in the morning.

Last Friday Don and Mike played a game they called "Foreign or
Domestic?"  They called 7-11's around the country and bet on
whether the person who answered the phone would be American
or foreign.  Sound familiar?  Howard did the exact same thing
during a bet with Fred just a few week earlier!

I was pretty shocked, because it was such a blatant rip off, and
because these guys are on the *SAME* station as Howard!  Did they
think no one would notice?

It sounds like quite a few others have been imitating Howard
also, because after one 7-11 employee said that he was Korean, he
asked Don and Mike, "How many points did you get?"
From: kretz@remus.rutgers.edu (Kevin Kretz)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: CREATION OF ALT.FAN.HOWARD-STERN.FARTMAN
Summary: Please, someone, give this guy his own group so he can post
	 to himself from **Joe's Basement**.
Date: 12 Sep 92 16:07:25 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

In article <1992Sep10.171827.22709@cbnewse.cb.att.com>, ronaldd@cbnewse.cb.att.com (ronald.h.davis) writes:
] In article <2#tn#+l.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:

]  for the discussion of the upcoming Howard Stern Movie: "The
] >Adventures of Fartman."
 
] boy, won't you feel stupid if the move comes out and it's not called
] "the adventures of fartman" after all...

After appearing on MTV in "Fartman" garb, I think it's pretty much a lock. 


 
] >Possible howard stern subgroups include:

] >	alt.fan.howard-stern.penis.mindmelt

It's "mind meld".




> how about:
> 
> 	alt.fan.joe&howard

I doubt it.  With a target audience of one?  Unless you _don't_ count
yourself as a howard fan, in which case:

1) It would have a target audience of zero

-and-

2) You shouldn't post here, either.


                                                   Kevin
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: cblaise@moose.uvm.edu.UUCP (Chris Blaise)
Subject: Re: Howard vs. Larry King
Originator: cblaise@moose.uvm.edu
Organization: University of Vermont -- Division of EMBA Computer Facility
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 01:37:50 GMT

From article <1992Sep11.180922.392@cbnewse.cb.att.com>, by ronaldd@cbnewse.cb.att.com (ronald.h.davis):
> i think that stern tries to cultivate an image that he is the *really*
> honest person on the air so that people should listen to him.  this is bogus
> because stern is really just telling people what he thinks they want to hear.
> for example, stern likes to talk about how he would love his wife to get into
> a lesbian situation but she won't do it.  i don't believe that crap for a
> minute, i think that off the air this reagan-bush republican is probably a
> very traditional family man who would not really go for alternative sex, etc.
> yet idiot listeners hear this stuff and act on it.  like this bozo who appeared
> on his tv show with his wife and a woman who had engaged in lesbian sex with
> his wife while the husband watched.  as i watched this i thought, what losers
> these people are to be willing to do anything to get on television.  note that
> i am *not* calling stern a loser...he just makes his living off them.

	I agree too.  From his show, I would perceive Howard to be this
really wild, tasteless, crude party maniac.  In last month's issue of 
Penthouse, he claimed that he *hates* parties.  He said he'd much rather spend
his weekends (and does) writing for his show.  Also, in the two articles
I've read on Howard (Penthouse and Entertainment Weekly), they both reference
how he lives in a "bunker-like house".  This is not the loose, freegoing
personality he portrays himself to the media.
 
 TTYL
 Chris
From: lewine@mirage.rtp.dg.com (Eric Lewine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Howard on MTV
Date: 4 Sep 92 14:14:09 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Data General Corporation, Research Triangle Park, NC


I heard a commercial for the 1992 MTV Video Music Awards this morning
and among the special guests mentioned was Howard Stern.  Has he 
mentioned anything about this on the radio?

-- 
Eric Lewine
lewine@dg-rtp.dg.com
From: sknezevi@aludra.usc.edu (Steven John Knezevich)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Stern in LA
Date: 11 Sep 1992 22:33:10 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu
Summary: Where can I find Howard Stern?

Could someone please E-mail me when and where Howard Stern is on in the LA Area....what radio station?  Also...could someone please tell me if his TV show is on anywhere in syndication or anything in LA...or available anywhere?

Steve Knezevich
knezevic@aludra.usc.edu
From: khoover@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (kent.d.hoover)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
Subject: Re: Howard vs. Larry King
Date: 15 Sep 92 21:55:53 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: AT&T

In article <1992Sep12.013750.24201@uvm.edu> cblaise@moose.uvm.edu.UUCP (Chris Blaise) writes:
>	I agree too.  From his show, I would perceive Howard to be this
>really wild, tasteless, crude party maniac.  In last month's issue of 
>Penthouse, he claimed that he *hates* parties.  He said he'd much rather spend
>his weekends (and does) writing for his show.  Also, in the two articles
>I've read on Howard (Penthouse and Entertainment Weekly), they both reference
>how he lives in a "bunker-like house".  This is not the loose, freegoing
>personality he portrays himself to the media.
> 
> TTYL
> Chris
>

Really?  From his show (radio), I perceive Howard to be this home-bee, hates to
go out type of guy who'd rather spend his weekends watching TV/videos in his
office, alone.  This is how he portrays himself on his own show (radio).  Have
you only seen him on TV, maybe?

Cheers,
Kent Hoover
Newsgroups: alt.fan.howard-stern
From: dick1@hera.uucp (25443-vaughn)
Subject: Re: crossing the line
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 12:58:30 GMT
Summary: It's a matter of taste, which is an individual call

In article <1992Sep15.114310.3789@cbfsb.cb.att.com>, mxl@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (marc.a.levy) writes:
>                       I dont understand why it is BAD to joke
> about a bad thing.  The jokes have NO effect on the situation.

Whether or not the jokes have any effect on the situation is irrelevant.

The issue here is taste.  Each individual has to make up his/her own
mind about the taste of a given joke.

To me, a joke is "BAD" when it unduly offends innocent parties.

For example, it is not, in my opinion, in bad taste to joke about
the effects of divorce on Donald and Ivana Trump.  They willingly
set themselves up as public figures, and thus cannot claim innocence.

However, I do believe it would be in bad taste to joke about the
effects of divorce on their young children, who by definition are
innocent and vulnerable.

To me, the issue of jokes and taste revolves largely around one's
acknowledging and respecting other people's pain.
Which in turn is a reflection of one's own maturity.


Dick V.
From: mcscs1jkr@dct.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.kent-montana
Subject: 668
Date: 15 Sep 92 14:05:42 GMT
Organization: Dundee Institute of Technology


I have just got the book 668 : The Neighbour Of The Beast as a birthday
present for someone else. I have been able to read half of it so far so
I am fairly impressed but what is the rest of the series like?

Matt

at uk.ac.dct.cc.vaxb.mcscs1jkr

No opinions etc.
From: lightnin@oconnor.WPI.EDU (Paraaaaaaaaade of Shoooooooooes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.kent-montana
Subject: Re: 668
Date: 15 Sep 92 11:36:38
Organization: DeityCo: Major and Minor Deities Placement Agency
NNTP-Posting-Host: oconnor.wpi.edu
In-reply-to: mcscs1jkr@dct.ac.uk's message of 15 Sep 92 14:05:42 GMT

In article <1992Sep15.150542.342@dct.ac.uk> mcscs1jkr@dct.ac.uk writes:

   I have just got the book 668 : The Neighbour Of The Beast as a birthday
   present for someone else. I have been able to read half of it so far so
   I am fairly impressed but what is the rest of the series like?

Is this the next book in the Kent Montana series?  When did it come out?
I've been waiting for it!

-lightnin

    /| Lightning: (n) A Force of Nature consisting of an electric discharge.
   / |_Virtual Enterprises, GmbH: Bureaucracy Inaction! 
  /_  /=======================================================================
   / / |Up the long ladder, and down the short rope,       |Email: 
  / /_ |to Hell with King Billy, and God bless the Pope,   |lightnin
 /_  / |if that doesn't do, we'll tear him in two,         |@wpi.wpi.edu
  / /  |and send him to Hell with his red, white, and blue.|__________________
 / /   |                                    -Traditional Irish Children's Song
/ /===========================================================================
|/ "Dark is not one of my favorite colors." -Ralph, the All Purpose Animal.


Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,rec.bicycles,alt.cult-movies,alt.politics.kibo,alt.paranormal
From: alt.fan.letterman newsgroup
Subject: Re: WIZARD's Up-Hill Bicycling EXPLAINED!!
Originator: drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu
Keywords: wizard, bicycle, magnetic, movie, effects, wonk
Organization: University of North Texas
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 00:32:47 GMT

Please do not crosspost this discussion to alt.fan.letterman.  Thank you.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,rec.bicycles,alt.cult-movies,alt.politics.kibo,alt.paranormal,alt.fan.letterman
From: PA142548@utkvm1.utk.edu (T. Archer)
Subject: Re: WIZARD's Up-Hill Bicycling EXPLAINED!!
Summary: WIZARD's Up-Hill Bicycling EXPLAINED!!!
Keywords: wizard, bicycle, magnetic, movie, effects, wonk
Organization: University of Tennessee Division of Continuing Education
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 15:04:08 GMT

In article <jittlov.715865588@gumby.cs.caltech.edu> jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) writes:
>Xref: utkux1.utk.edu alt.fan.mike-jittlov:577 rec.bicycles:28004 alt.cult-movies:9424 alt.paranormal:3640
>Path: utkux1.utk.edu!utkcs2!gatech!swrinde!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!nntp-server.caltech.edu!gumby!jittlov
>From: jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov)
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,rec.bicycles,alt.cult-movies,alt.politics.kibo,alt.paranormal,alt.fan.letterman
>Subject: WIZARD's Up-Hill Bicycling EXPLAINED!!
>Summary: WIZARD's Up-Hill Bicycling EXPLAINED!!!
>Keywords: wizard, bicycle, magnetic, movie, effects, wonk
>Message-ID: <jittlov.715865588@gumby.cs.caltech.edu>
>Date: 7 Sep 92 11:33:08 GMT
>Sender: news@cco.caltech.edu
>Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
>Lines: 332
>Nntp-Posting-Host: gumby.cs.caltech.edu
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,rec.bicycles,alt.cult-movies,
>            alt.kibo,alt.paranormal,alt.fan.letterman,rec.chaos
>Path: nntp-server.caltech.edu!gumby!jittlov
>From: jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov)
>Subject: WIZARD's "Up-Hill Bicycle Scene" EXPLAINED!!
>A
>Message-ID: <jittlov.715436778@gumby.cs.caltech.edu>
>Sender: news@cco.caltech.edu
>Nntp-Posting-Host: gumby.cs.caltech.edu
>Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
>References: <1992Aug28.@zip.eecs.umich.edu><inki.dnki.prli-v00>
>Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 14:14:42 HST
>Lines: 334
>Names Dropped: 35
>
[snip.  Load of bull deleted to save bandwidth...]
>                                                                 9.55

Mike, did anyone ever tell you that you tell the truth less believably that 
a Louisiana Politican.  (That's where film producers go when they retire, y'
see...

How's yer back?
-=-=-
T. Archer  PA142548@utkvm1.utk.edu
University of Tennessee
"Vote Dempublican, it's easier than thinking." -- Unknown
-=-=-
Xref: sparky alt.fan.mike-jittlov:539 rec.bicycles:22274 alt.cult-movies:7610
From: chris@carnival.lbl.gov (Chris Moll)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,rec.bicycles,alt.cult-movies
Subject: Re: WIZARD's Up-Hill Bicycle Scene EXPLAINED!
Date: 8 Sep 1992 15:48:01 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, California
NNTP-Posting-Host: carnival.lbl.gov
Keywords: n

Thomas H. Kunich writes:
>John Caruso writes:
>>I really doubt it.  Keeping the bike from crashing while travelling
>>backward would be almost impossible.
>Have you tried telling this to a trials rider? There seem to be more
>things in heaven and on earth than you know of.

It's certainly possible to ride a bike backwards, but it's definitely
not easy.  I doubt Mike Jittlov is a trials rider.

>If the bike is moving forward and the Wiz doesn't have his feet in the
>pedals, the only thing connecting the rear wheel motion to the pedals
>is the friction of the freewheel assembly. This would cause the pedals
>to turn, probably slowly and certainly it would be in sync with the
>speed of the bike.

Try taking your feet out of both pedals while coasting sometime.  The
friction of the chain and bottom bracket easily overcomes the freewheel
friction; the pedals don't turn.

>If the bike is going backwards the clutches engage and the pedals
>will be spinning merrily along at high speed.
True.

So: Were the pedals turning?  (I thought he already said he wasn't going
backwards.)

--
Chris Moll                       (510)486-7891
---
"Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall
be Known as Wheels."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,rec.bicycles,alt.cult-movies
From: caruso@socrates.umd.edu (John Caruso)
Subject: Re: WIZARD's Up-Hill Bicycle Scene EXPLAINED!
Organization: University of Maryland University College
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 00:24:36 GMT

In article <4tmna0j.tomk@netcom.com> tomk@netcom.com (Thomas H. Kunich) writes:
>In article <1992Sep4.140417.11581@linus.mitre.org> ptrei@bistromath.mitre.org (Peter Trei) writes:
>> 
>>     I settled on the riding-backwards theory (and just now discovered
>>that Chuck had beaten me to the punch.)

I really doubt it.  Keeping the bike from crashing while travelling
backward would be almost impossible.  This is because of the angle
of the front fork of the bike.  You can test it out yourself--push
a bike forwards, and the front wheel will tend to stay straight;
pull it backwards, and the wheel will immediately turn.  The greater
the angle (actually, the greater the distance between the axle and
the wheel's pivot point), the harder to keep it straight when going
backwards.

>I would say that there is a definite test of this. If you turn a
>bicycle wheel backwards the freewheel clutches engage and the cranks
>will turn. If, in the clip, the pedals are turning it is
>a heavy clue that the bike is traveling backwards.

But when the clip was run backwards, the pedals would appear to be
turning in the right direction.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov,rec.bicycles,alt.cult-movies
From: border@wilbur.nas.nasa.gov (Ryan A. Border)
Subject: Re: WIZARD's Up-Hill Bicycle Scene EXPLAINED!
Organization: NAS, NASA Ames Research Center, Moffett Field, CA
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 16:08:40 GMT

ptrei@bistromath.mitre.org (Peter Trei) writes:
>     Well, my daughter IS sleeping tonight, so I (and my 10 year old
>nephew Chris) looked at this a bit more, and Chris pointed out that
>the "flat" portion at the bottom of the hill may in fact be the
>downslope of another hill - ie, the road goes down then immediatly up.
>The angles of the utility posts and houses seem consistant with this.
>
>							Peter Trei

I looked at this over the weekend...  I think Peter is right.  Take a look
at the utility poles- not on the hill, but on the 'flat' section.  They 
look to be listing to me.  Also, the camera angle doesn't show the horizon
which would give the shot away.

Ryan.
From: lee@soda.berkeley.edu (Lee Thompson-Herbert)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
Subject: Re: HI MIKE !!!!1
Date: 15 Sep 1992 05:16:24 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Sep15.032205.17240@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Catherine Weller) writes:
>
>1/ How do you construct a killfile?
>
Depends on which news reader you use.  Try 'h' or '?' while you're in the 
group.  You should come across a command to Kill or Trash subjects.  IF
you're really lucky, you may find a command to kill by author.

In your killfile, the following will work with rn or trn:
/From: notbiff@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu/h:j

>2/ Is it possible to block off groups to people without letting them know? If
>   so, how?
>
No, not unless you count having the sysadmin of a given site revoking a
user's access to news.

>3/ How did this dweeb manage to land a copy of WoSaT in the first place?
>
It's easy to find/copy/buy/steal copies in the U.S.  Even bozos can
usually figure out how to do a VHS tape to tape copy.

Besides which, notbiff is a joke.  The famous 'Usenet Personality' BIFF
used to be a popular psuedonym to post under.

>4/ Where does he live, and how can we end his misery?
>
Oh, chill.  Mike doesn't mind it, why should you? ;)

And just for that, here's a new and *improved version of the BIFF signature
that someone posted today:

+-------------------------------------------------+-------------------------+
| SORDS ARE KOOL, BUT THERE"S ONLY     ^          |      #############      |
| ONE AXE OF BIFF!!!(+LOTS, NO HOSERS)/ \         |     ###############     |
|  \,,,,,,,,, _______________________/THE\______  |     ###  #####  ###     |
|   #########|______________________  AXE  _____> |     ###  #####  ###     |
|  /`````````                       //    \\      |     ###############     |
|                                  //  OF  \\     |      ###### ######      |
| LORD BIFF OF BIFFNET!!!!!!!!!!  /_ BIFF!!!_\    | YOU   ###########  BIFF |
| MAJORLY KOOL DOOD OF EVERYWHERE \__________/    | NO     |||||||||  SKULL |
|                                                 | MESS!! #########  RULEZ |
+-------------------------------------------------+-------------------------+

See, good old notbiff could be worse. [smirk]


-- 
>>>>____ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>All Standard Disclaimers Apply>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 ___\  /	Lee Michele Thompson-Herbert   lee@soda.berkeley.edu   >>>>>
 \  /\/ clueles@ucscb.ucsc.edu  "This is a job for CAPTIAN NAPALM!"  >>>>
  \/Semper Bi   	"Ave Fortuna, Imperatrix Mundi!"           >>>>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
From: claffey_jor@ccsua.ctstateu.edu
Subject: Do I have the complete WoSaT feature?
Organization: Yale University, Department of Computer Science, New Haven, CT
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 01:27:05 GMT


Hi all. This is my first post to this group, I hope it works out. If I don't
get a reply, I'll post it again. Anyway...

In my copy of the feature version of WoSaT, the original short does not appear
in one contiguous piece. The "indoor" sequence (dancing tripods, etc.) is shown
in one place (as a preview), and the "outdoor" sequence (speedy running, girl,
etc.) is shown after the "presidential" address. Is there a version out which
has the entire short in one unbroken segment?

================================================================================
"Indiana" Joe Claffey                        = Disclaimer: All opinions
BITNET:   CLAFFEY_JOR@CTSTATEU               = expressed are my own, and
INTERNET: CLAFFEY_JOR@CCSU.CTSTATEU.EDU      = anyone else trying to take
Quote: "Make no small plans."                = credit for them is in big
                  - Daniel Burnham           = trouble!
================================================================================
From: urlichs@smurf.sub.org (Matthias Urlichs)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
Subject: Re: WIZARD's Up-Hill Bicy CORE DUMP xplained!
Date: 6 Sep 1992 23:50:23 +0200
Organization: University of Karlsruhe, FRG
NNTP-Posting-Host: 127.0.0.1
Keywords: Wizard, Movie, Bicycle, Hill, Explanations

In alt.fan.mike-jittlov, article <jittlov.715699004@gumby.cs.caltech.edu>,
  jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov) writes:
Ahem...
> 
> Just looked in here - you Guys are amazing!
> ["Why, if we could channel these Intellects 
> towards peaceful purposes.." - some movie]
> 
These _are_ peaceful purposes.

> Your patience is humbly requested for a few
> more cycles, be^H
>                fore I *POST THE ANSWER*
> 
> I'm ha^
> I'm ha^
> I'm ha^
> I'm ha^
> I'm ha^
>       ving a little pro^
>                        blem with the
> command interface
> 
... unless you make us lose our collective patience.   ;-)

-- 
"I've never seen him look so happy."

[Spock --- Star Trek Series, "Journey To Babel"]
-- 
Matthias Urlichs  --  urlichs@smurf.sub.org -- urlichs@smurf.ira.uka.de   /(o\
Humboldtstrasse 7 -- 7500 Karlsruhe 1 -- Germany  --  +49-721-9612521     \o)/
Newsgroups: alt.fan.mike-jittlov
From: cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Catherine Weller)
Subject: Re: HI MIKE !!!!1
Organization: Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 03:22:05 GMT

notbiff@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Jake Davis Smith) writes:

>HI MIKE !!!!!!!!!1 IM Y0U"RE BIGGEST FANN !!!!!1  Y0U"RE M0VIEZ R K00L !!!! 
>EXCEPT THAY NEED M0RE EXPL0DEING HEADZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL REELY G00D
>M0VIEZ HAV EXPL0DEING HEADZ !!!!!!!!!!1 LIKE SCANNERS + T0TAL RECCALL +
>A C0UPLE 0F JAMES B0ND M0VIEZ !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0THER THAN THAT Y0U"RE
>M0VIEZ R 0 K D00D !!!!!!!!!!!

I appologise for including this article, but I need it for a few questions.

1/ How do you construct a killfile?

2/ Is it possible to block off groups to people without letting them know? If
   so, how?

3/ How did this dweeb manage to land a copy of WoSaT in the first place?

4/ Where does he live, and how can we end his misery?

Thanks in advace, a poll will be taken and posted when I damn well feel like it.
Cath,
cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au
no interesting .sig here :(