HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: Riddle -
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 20:14:50 GMT

In article <1992Nov23.183930.26103@ultb.isc.rit.edu> kak6279@ultb.isc.rit.edu (
K.A. Kirchoff) writes:
>>>In article <By0Msr.7uu@newcastle.ac.uk> S.E.Rigden@newcastle.ac.uk (Simon Ri
gden) writes:
>>>>
>>>> A man is talking to a zoo keeper :
>>>> Man : How many animals are there in your zoo?
>>>> ZK  : Well, I can tell you that there are 64 heads and 186 legs?
>>>> Is it possible to work out the answer to the mans question from this?

>>>There is no real answer because the number of legs are split among two- and

>How about this...   There are 64 heads.  How many zoo animals do you
>know have more than one head??  So the correct answer is OBVIOUSLY 64!!!
>Duh!!!!!

You dufus!!  What about the Push-Me-Pull-You, hmmmm?  Yeah, you
forgot about that one!

-mark

Anthony Newly rules!! ... um, kinda
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From: pwestlak@eoe.co.uk (Peter Westlake)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: base -2 arithmetic (was: Re: Trinary)
Date: 18 Nov 92 14:32:13 GMT
Organization: EO Europe Limited, Cambridge, UK
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Alan Braggins (alanb@sdl.mdcbbs.com) wrote:
: 
: And it is possible to work in base 1 (e.g. for defining Turing machines).
: 
: 1 1
: 2 11
: 3 111
: 4 1111
: 5 11111
: --

Apologies in advance to those to whom this is obvious:

strictly speaking, this is not really "base 1", because it is not
a radix system.  If it were, the minute you tried to count above
zero you would get an infinite carry.

Peter.
-- 
Peter M Westlake                        EO Computer Ltd.,
Tel: +223-843131                        Abberley House,  Granhams Road,
Fax: +223-843032                        Great Shelford,
email:  pwestlak@eoe.co.uk              Cambridge CB2 5LQ,   England
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Ben.Magid@launchpad.unc.edu (Ben Magid)
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 06:06:19 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.193350.3318@serval.net.wsu.edu> wlei@wsuaix.csc.wsu.edu (Lei) writes:
>In article <Bxns1L.38G@cck.coventry.ac.uk> ceh127@cck.coventry.ac.uk (Grendel) writes:
>>>TWA-Try Walking Across
>>>Teeny Weeeny Airlines
>>>DELTA-Don't Even Leave The Airport
>>>EL AL-Every Landing Always Late
>>>PIA (Pakistan India Airways, the official airline of Pakistan (surprise))
>>>Please Inform Allah
>>>Northwest Orient-Northworst Disorient
>>>(personal experience helped for that one)
>>>Air France-Air Chance
>>>These are all I can remember for the moment. Contributions are welcome.
>>QANTAS - Queenies And Nymphomaniac Transvestite Air Stewards
>CAAC (Civil Aviation Administration of China)
>     China Air Always Canceled
>     China Air Always Crashed
TWA-Terrorists With AK-47
Delta-Doesn't Ever Land The Airplane
Delta-Don't ever let terrorists aboard


--
   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
           internet:  laUNChpad.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80
From: werners@novavax.UUCP (William S. Werner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bill Clinton jokes
Date: 23 Nov 92 13:34:00 GMT
Reply-To: werners@novavax.UUCP (William S. Werner)
Organization: Nova University, Fort Lauderdale, Florida


Here's your chance to help the Prez-elect pick a winner of a cabinet.
Please add your inputs, These are our suggestions:

Secretary of Defense		     Magic Johnson
Secretary of State		     The Marine at the Blue Jays/Braves game
Secretary of Trans.		     Timothy Leary
Secretary of HUD		     Buckminster Fuller
Secretary of Treas.  (tie)	     Donald Trump / House of Representatives
Secretary of Commerce		     Madonna
Secretary of Agricult.		     Manuel Noriega
Secretary of Labor		     Jesse Jackson
Secretary of Health & "Human Svcs"   Gennifer Flowers
Surgeon Gen	                     Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Attorney Gen.		             Hillary
Drug Czar		             Marion Barry
Press Sec.		             Hunter S. Thompson
Ambass. to Vatican	             Sinead O'Connor
Ambass to Japan		             Lee Iacocca
-- 
William S. Werner
werners@novavax.nova.edu
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From: dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dimitri Vulis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Cockroach --- Soviet emigre's best friend
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 92 11:11:24 EST
Organization: Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.

tarakan --- drug emigranta (KOI-7)

Why do Soviet emigres breed cockroaches?

For spare parts.

Why are cockroaches and Soviet emigres natural enemies?

They fight for the same food.

Where do Soviet emigres go for a safari hunt?

To the kitchen, armed with a Raid spray.

How does a Soviet emigre make love with cockroaches?

He lies in a bathtub so that only the end of his penis is above the water. He
places one or more cockroaches on the penis. The cockroaches, afraid of the
water, run around the penis and bring the emigre to orgasm.

The number mentioned in the SIG as our Soviet emigre BBS, by the way.

---
dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dimitri Vulis)
Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.: +718-261-2013, 14.4Kbps
From: idbremne@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca (idbremne)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 19 Nov 1992 16:37:23 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

>  I, personally, translated it to Mandarin, scanned it into a gif file,
>  converted it to jpeg, broke it into four pieces, each rotated ninety
>  degrees, and it STILL REJECTED IT, although part one did get through
>  before the rest were stopped.  My account, however, was cancelled.

I actually saw part two of that very set.  I was able to steal it and part one.
I did the reversal of the above, and read it.

Neadless to say I was horribly scarred.  Don't Worry, I'm in therapy.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: murray@its.uct.ac.za (Mark Murray)
Subject: Re: CONNECTED NAME SEQUENCES 
Organization: University of Cape Town
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 12:43:14 GMT

In article <17NOV199217351251@zeus.tamu.edu> shekhar@zeus.tamu.edu (SHARAT SHEKHAR) writes:
>From: shekhar@zeus.tamu.edu (SHARAT SHEKHAR)
>	I've come up with the notion of "CONNECTED NAME SEQUENCES" for
>example consider :
>		     -------------- ------------
>		"UMA THURMAN THOMAS PAYNE WEBBER"      (Rank = 4)
>	         ----------- ------------
>
>	--------- ------------ ----------
>	Jim Eddie Murphy Brown Sugar Bowl  		(Rank = 5)
>	    ------------ -----------
>

How about:

	DYLAN THOMAS HARDY KRUGER ?

I had no idea that anyone else had thought of this sort of puzzle. Its
something I thought of _years_ back.

Mark

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kickaha@siddhartha.math.lsa.umich.edu (Brian K. Boonstra)
Subject: Re: DO YOU KNOW THE GGBJ?!?
Reply-To: kickaha@siddhartha.math.lsa.umich.edu
Organization: University of Michigan Math Dept
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 19:15:44 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.132819.28494@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> jbuckner@lonestar.utsa.edu  
(James A. Buckner) writes:
> I am getting sick and tired of the damned GGBJ. So I'm posting this dumb
> joke and please, no more requests. You're are all wasting bandwidth with
> this stupid thred, so this post should put and end to it!
> 
> Why did the golfball paint itself green?
> 
> To keep from getting hit (ha ha)
> 
> Here is an example of moronic humor for morons.

That's not the _real_ GGBJ!! I don't know where you heard that one, but the real  
thing is a wonder of subtlety and humor. It's also pretty deadly - I'd post it for  
you, but I'm afraid netiquette won't allow that. I couldn't take that  
responsibility, just in case...

--
Brian K. Boonstra    (313) 994-0014,764-6046     kickaha@umich.edu

 "My strength is as the strength of ten because my code is pure."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sam@wa4phy (Sam Drinkard)
Subject: Re: Funny firms/place names
Organization: Unix Business Solutions
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 00:32:30 GMT

mckeonj@ul.ie writes:

>This is prompted by the "funny law firm names" thread.
>In Bawmuf (my native heath) there is a firm called
>Geare & Lynk; not alas engineers but estate agents.
>Incidentally, Bawmuf is the correct local pronunciation
>of Bournemouth. There are a number of places whose
>pronunciation differs from official spelling, and they
>are not confined to Britain.
>So lets start a list!
>Bawmuf
>Lester
>Arkensaw
>Bristle
>Abendon
>LaHolla
>Caja
>-- 
One of the counties a couple or 3 to the west of me pronounced as
"Tolliver" but spelled as

Tallifero.

sam 

-- 
     Sam Drinkard	|	internet: sam@galois.nscf.org
     WA4PHY		|	internet: sam@wa4phy.nscf.nscf.org
     Augusta, GA 30907  |       amprnet : sam@wa4phy.ampr.org.
From: gt4278b@prism.gatech.EDU (Jensulu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Followup to everything
Keywords: GGBJ, Bottles, XMailer on GameBoy
Date: 18 Nov 92 18:29:13 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

I hate to spoil things for everybody, but you asked for it.

My version of all of the above.

A green golf ball, traveling at high velocity, hit 999,999,999 green bottles
hanging on the wall and broke them, one at a time, and made a *huge* pile
of green glass on the floor.

This was posted from my computer I made from my electric wok and my brother's
smelly socks.  So there!

Jensulu, the Village Idiot (I'd have to be to post this)

-- 
Jensulu, Ship's Lost Lamb 
U.S.S. Confusion, United Federation of Slightly-Computer-Literates 
"I was attempting the hell to communicate." -Spock   
HELP!  I'm trapped in this computer class and I can't get out!     
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From: lee@equinox.unr.edu (Lee T Grasseschi)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Limerick
Keywords: Clean
Date: 20 Nov 92 03:53:40 GMT
Organization: University of Nevada, Reno

Chew on this, yet another original limerick, suitable for mixed 
company and small children:

There once was a juggler named Drops
Who couldn't hang on to his props.
He tossed 'em and heaved 'em
Then dropped and retrieved 'em
'Till the audience told him to stop.




-- 
	Lee Grasseschi				
	University of Nevada, Reno              
	Mackay School of Mines
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: zxmna01@studserv.zdv.uni-tuebingen.de (Brian Nash)
Subject: REAL Programmers's Guide
Summary: Looking for real programmers guide
Keywords: humor programming
Organization: Comp. Center (ZDV) U of Tuebingen, FRG
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 13:49:50 GMT


I'm looking for a copy of a humor guide that I once saw, it was entitled
'The Real Programmer's Guide' and listed a bunch of sayings and things...
A couple of the lines I do remember went like:
  REAL programmers live to crash the system when end-users are doing 
    important work.
  REAL programers never document their code, if it was hard to write it should
    be hard to understand.
  REAL programmers never print out their code, it's on the screen and that's
    where it belongs.
  REAL programmers don't work at banks for more than 6 months.

and etc, you get the idea.  Anyone have a copy of this?  If someone does
maybe you could post it and/or e-mail me a copy...

--
+ Brian Nash nash@student.uni-tuebingen.de     Karls Eberhard Uni     +
+            s9bj9@starburst.uscolo.edu        Tuebingen Germany      +
+            bnash@nyx.cs.du.edu                                      +
From: tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Urinal Usage
Date: 19 Nov 92 17:46:05 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <LmsguB2w165w@quest.UUCP>, kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt) writes:
>
>    Why is it that some men walk up to a urinal and flush it as soon as
>they start to pee?  They keep peeing even after the water has stopped
>flowing, and walk away leaving the urinal full of yellow water?  Riddle
>me THAT one, caped crusader!
>
>
> _
>Kevin D. Quitt      96.37% of all statistics are made up.     srhqla!quest!kdq
>

Simple.  When you piss into the downward flowing water, it helps keep the piss
from bouncing off of the back of the urinal and onto your legs.  It's all
physics.  After the water is done running, your just about done anyway, so
there is little or no back splash to worry about:-)

ObJoke:  What is the best way to make a woman come?






















Who cares.
-- 


Tom Schmidlin       DEEP THOUGHTS: By Jack Handey - I wish a robot would
TES0@LEHIGH.EDU         get elected president.  That way, when he came
215-758-0875            to town, we could all take a shot at him and not
                        feel too bad.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 21:44:59 GMT

cstadcb@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr C Isaac) writes:
>Please send me a copy of this green golf ball joke. The curiosity alone
>is enough to justify any risk. I for one am -sure- that I want to know
>what all of the fuss is about.!?!

Reeled in!  Hook, line, and sinker...  It never fails.
-- 
Marriage is like a bath.  By the time you get used to it, it's not so hot.
From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Urinal Usage
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 18:26:20 PST
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

    Why is it that some men walk up to a urinal and flush it as soon as
they start to pee?  They keep peeing even after the water has stopped
flowing, and walk away leaving the urinal full of yellow water?  Riddle
me THAT one, caped crusader!


 _
Kevin D. Quitt      96.37% of all statistics are made up.     srhqla!quest!kdq
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,junk,alt.best.of.internet
From: banerji@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Pratip K. Banerji)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Organization: /etc/organization
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 14:32:07 GMT

In article <6037@mccuts.uts.mcc.ac.uk> ehgasm2@uts.mcc.ac.uk (Simon Marshall) writes:
>In article <gunnarh.241.721248782@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>
>:-(I'm cross-posting this to alt.best.of.internet
>
>Why?
>-- 
>Simon Marshall, Dept. of Computer Science, University of Hull, Hull HU6 7RX, UK

Actually, I found that a bit amusing....once. I don't want to see all
the replies and additions, though.




-- 
------------
Pratip K. Banerji
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
banerji@athena.mit.edu, banerji@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: larzo@phoenix.oulu.fi (Lauri Moilanen)
Subject: Re: Comparative Religion
Organization: University of Oulu, Finland
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 09:59:42 GMT

:        Stoicism      This shit is good for me.
:        Sureshism     You are all pieces of shit.
	 Surrealism    Fish!
:        Taoism        Shit happens.

--
*******************************************************************************
     	      Lauri Moilanen         |
	      larzo@phoenix.oulu.fi  |
******************************************************************************
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lapradbj@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Billie-Jo Laprade)
Subject: test
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:45:01 GMT

This is a test.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 999,999,999 Green bottles
Date: 16 Nov 92 20:57:04 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov14.222804.11111@spock.UUCP>, friar@spock.uucp (Tom Walcott) w
rites:
>In article <1992Nov14.181946.10516@spock.UUCP> zaphod@spock.uucp (Matthew Ryan)
 writes:
>>In article <1992Nov14.034110.791@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> da003b@uhura.cc.roc
hester.edu (Vogon Poet) writes:
>>>In <1du912INN5fl@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Li
ddicott) writes:
>>>
>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>999,999,999 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>>they'd be....
>>>
>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>>999,999,998 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>>they'd be...
>>>
>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>>999,999,997 Green bottles hanging on the wall
>>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>>they'd be...
>
>999,999,996 Green bottles hanging on the wall.
>999,999,996Green bottles hanging on the wall
>and if one green bottle should accidentally fall
>they'd be...
>
999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall
999,999,995 Green bottles hanging on the wall
And if one were to take out a machine gun and shoot
999,999,992 Green bottles hanging on the wall
And put four brown bottles hanging on the wall
they'd be...
3 Green and 4 Brown bottles hanging on the wall

[Feel free to add on...]
From: hovnania@iftccu.boeing.com (Paul Hovnanian)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Please send me THE INVISIBLE GOLFBALL JOKE
Date: 19 Nov 92 17:48:40 GMT
Organization: Boeing Commercial Airplane Group

>Please (multiplied by one million ) send me the Invisible golfball joke.

Ok, here it is ....











Hope you enjoyed it!

(This is too easy!)
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From: dlv@bwalk.dm.com (Dimitri Vulis)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.politics.soviet,soc.culture.soviet
Subject: How many Soviet emigres does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Keywords: light bulbs, Soviet emigres
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 23:19:49 EST
Organization: Brighton Beach Boardwalk BBS, Forest Hills, N.Y.

How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Soviet emigres aren't afraid to sit in the dark.

One, and a lot of light bulbs.

Two. One to hold the bulb, one to drink vodka until the room spins.

Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one
to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer.

Four. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb, two to lift the chair
by its legs, one to call an American and to ask which way to turn the
chair.


How many light bulbs does it take to change a Soviet emigre?

One, if you aim well.

What do a Soviet emigre and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?

Neither one is very bright.

A Soviet emigre climbs on a dinner table to change a light bulb. His girlfriend
tries to put a newspaper under his dirty sneakers.

``Don't bother, I'll reach it anyway.''
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: help Bofh
Date: 20 Nov 92 19:19:45 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Nov16.225418.25998@megadata.mega.oz.au>, vince@megadata.mega.oz.
au (Vince Sandrone) writes:
>From article <2757.3139.uupcb@synapse.org>, by doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hew
ko) :
>> From: doug.hewko@synapse.org
>>
>>
>> In message <1992Nov14.044635.1588@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, LOBO says:
>> LO.  Would somebody email me the Green Golf Ball Joke, I've necer seen it and
>>   .would like to find out what it is about.
>>
>> Me too please! My e-mail address is: doug.hewko@synapse.org
>>
>>                Doug
>> ---
>>  . 1st 1.01 #574 . Virtue is like a rich stone, best plain set. (Bacon)
>>
>
>BOFH where are you???
>There are all these nice email addresses to add to your collection!
>
>
>--
>--------------------------------------------------------------------
>Megadata Pty Ltd                e-mail: vince@megadata.mega.oz.au
                                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>2/37 Waterloo Road,             fax   : +61 2 887-4847
>NORTH RYDE NSW 2113 AUSTRALIA   voice : +61 2 805-0899
>
Maybe I'm naive, maybe I'm new, a rube a mere freshman, I do not know and I do
not care who or what this BOFH is, But I do know an email address when I see
one, mine is somename@someschool.edu (Actually it isn't but hey, who cares, all of
y'all can look it up any time they want by looking at the begining of my
transmission, if there is a bastard operator from hell or what ever this BOFH
may be let him meet me on rec.sport.deuling or some other board of his choice
so we can duke it out with various kaskades and versions of the green golf
ball joke amoung the shattered glass of the beer bottle room and all those
other waste of space things that I'm sure he is behind SHOW YOUR SELF, I am
not afraid.
-- 
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
758-0207
MLSA

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mechalas@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas)
Subject: Those !$#@!^%# Zoo Animals
Summary:  A diefferent interpretation
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 20:51:06 GMT

You people are all assuming that there aren't any disembodied heads in
the zoo!  There could no *no* animals and a whole bunch of legs and
heads just lying in a pile somewhere!

   Of course...it wouldn't be much of a zoo then...

   Wait...this isn't alt.tasteless, is it?  :)

-- 
John Mechalas                      | If you think my opinions are Purdue's, then
mechalas@mentor.cc.purdue.edu      |      you vastly overestimate my importance.
Purdue University Computing Center |             Help put a ban on censorship :)
General Consulting                 |                       #include disclaimer.h
From: inde7fw@elroy.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: the requested smileys
Date: 16 Nov 92 18:28:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: elroy.16NOV199212280768
Distribution: world
Organization: University of Houston
NNTP-Posting-Host: elroy.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

well it seems that everyone wants i thought i could never use.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: You know you are a hacker when...
Date: 17 Nov 1992 11:51:05 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <BxnrDE.1q4@mach1.wlu.ca> veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher) writes:

>
>ps.  73655893.5
>
      ^^^^^^^^^^--- ??????

-- 
*----------*-------------------------------------------------------------*
| Sam   Jam|"Never underestimate the importance of a cheap laugh"-       |
| Liddicott| phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk  | I WAS IN IDAHO | Plucky Duck TTA |
*---------------It's a thing that makes me go hmmm...--------------------*
From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Sand in the Vaseline...
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 01:47:35 GMT

	I was reading this book called "No Lesser Plea" (don't know the
author) when there was a reference to an extremely obscene (but funny!)
song. It was sung to the tune of the "Wabash Cannonball" and the chorus
went like this:

	Don't put sand in the Vaseline or you'll hurt the one you love.
	Sandy Vaseline will make chicken croquettes of your little
            turtle dove
	So be real kind and gentle, and use a velvet glove,
	But don't put sand in the Vaseline or you'll hurt the one you
            love.

	Anyone know this song?

Tep
E-mail me for the ggbj--yes, I _really_ have it!
-- 
I'm too sexy for meiosis.
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