HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kiran@Cadence.COM (Kiran L. Jethwa)
Subject: Re: More Far Side
Organization: Cadence Design Systems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 18:09:52 GMT

My favourite one is :

A cow is trying to pole-vault and knocks off the bar.
And it's coach comments - "I guess it would be a 
couple of years before we can try the moon".
From: sununu@ece.arizona.edu (Arun Vaidyanath)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: WANTED: Smilies
Date: 30 Dec 92 17:52:59 GMT
Reply-To: sununu@ece.arizona.edu (Arun Vaidyanath)
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona Dept. of Electrical and Computer Engineering

Can someone post me the set of smilies at  " sununu@ece.arizona.edu".
I had posted this request a while earlier but have yet to receive it.
Thank you and apologies for the nth request for the above.

Arun
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: petitc@nuge111.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 16:49:42 GMT

vincent@nb.rockwell.com (Bret Vincent) writes:


>In article <hhelanto.724991554@vipunen.hut.fi>, hhelanto@vipunen.hut.fi (Henri R Helanto) writes:
>> In <2B30BFA0.5741@deneva.sdd.trw.com> kieffer@spf.trw.com (Robert Kieffer) writes:
>> 
>> >In article <9235010.3928@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> sead@mundoe.maths.mu.OZ.AU  
>> >(Sead Mujushi) writes:
>> >> In article <jonathan.724311093@author.ecn.purdue.edu>  
>> >jonathan@author.ecn.purdue.edu (Jonathan L Neuenschwander) writes:
>> >> >markc@compnews.co.uk (Mark Cooper) writes:
>> >> >>One culled from a Mike Harding song about Australia...
>> >> >>Going for a groan down the white telephone...
>> >> >Did anyone say spewing?
>> >> >Then there's:
>> >> >Bazooka barf (particulary nasty.  :-)
>> >> >Roaring the rude arc.
>> >> >
>> >> >Jonathan
>> >> 
>> >> It might have been already posted but how about ...
>> >> 
>> >> Crying Ruth (think about it 8^)
>> >>                                ,,,
>> >"Jet scream"... my college nickname.
>> 
>> 	A couple of terms I and a couple of my friends use...
>> 
>> 	"Speaking norwegian" (no offense to norwegians intended!)
>> 
>> 	"Talking to porcelain telephone"

>     " A Technocolor Burp"

 "Recycling food"

 "Heave ho!"

 "Upchuck"

 "Loosing your cookies"

-- 
Cat Owner/Passionate Romantic/Poet/Singer/Dreamer/Philosopher...
That's me!  Modest?  Sometimes.  Crazy?  BETTER BELIEVE IT!! :&)
"The greatest beauty in the world is beauty that is private."
"Protect endangered species!  Contribute to the Exxon Supporter's Fund!"
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
From: petitc@vccnw06.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 06:17:19 GMT

krz@cowan.edu.au (K.WOZNIAK) writes:

>Monolingualism is curable.

 Well, I think the biggest beef that I'd have with the Russian joke is that:

(1) Except for Russians (obviously), very few people speak Russian (that I
know of), and that language isn't widely used.

(2) When posting to a worldwide net, it's better to keep it in a language that
many people can understand.  And since money can't be transmitted over the net,
English is a good substitute.  :&)


-- 
Cat Owner/Passionate Romantic/Poet/Singer/Dreamer/Philosopher...
That's me!  Modest?  Sometimes.  Crazy?  BETTER BELIEVE IT!! :&)
"The greatest beauty in the world is beauty that is private."
"Protect endangered species!  Contribute to the Exxon Supporter's Fund!"
Xref: sparky rec.humor:37308 soc.religion.quaker:374 soc.culture.celtic:8515 soc.culture.jewish:24476
From: viznyuk@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.soviet
Subject: Re: some Soviet emigre restaurant jokes
Date: 21 Dec 92 13:47:59 EST
Organization: Midwest Rat's Hole

In article <roelle.724709206@uars_mag>, roelle@uars_mag.jhuapl.edu (Curtis Roelle) writes:
> 
> Bu Lhel, qba'g or fhpu n cevpxyrff nffubyr.  Whfg jevgr lbhe tbqqnza fuvg
> va Ratyvfu, bx?
> 
> Bcvavbaf ner abg gubfr bs rzcyblre, pyvragf, be pyvrag'f phfgbzref.
> 
> Curt

               
          
         
         

Serega

> 
>
From: jschulz@mdavcr.mda.ca (Jason Schulz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Keywords: Funky Christian Names
Date: 31 Dec 92 23:18:03 GMT
Organization: /etc/organization

My mother works as a nurse in the recovery room.  The other day a patient of 
Vietnamese origin came in for a circumcision.  His name:

Long Phuk [sp?].

Jason
From: 00bwanderson@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: LIMERICK
Date: 31 Dec 92 04:35:42 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <8783.18342@stratus.SWDC.Stratus.COM>, bruce@godzilla.swdc.stratus.com (Bruce Overby) writes:
> In article <BzFtGn.7yw@mach1.wlu.ca> veen2976@mach1.wlu.ca (veenstra christopher) writes:
>>In article <1992Dec17.213557.13583@CSD-NewsHost.Stanford.EDU> amorgan@csd-d-4.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog) writes:
>>>In article <1992Dec17.185150.20986@mlb.semi.harris.com> 
>>>  jhobson@SU19F.ess.harris.com (Harv Hobson) writes:
>>>>In article <BzEMJx.G8C@cs.dal.ca> 
>>>>  franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Dec17.001118.11284@iscnvx.lmsc.lockheed.com> 
>>>>>  record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com writes:
>>>>>>In article <BzCvz2.GDw@cs.dal.ca>, 
>>>>>>  franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>>>>>>>In <1ghiflINNel4@mercury.kingston.ac.uk> 
>>>>>>>  cs_e373@ceres (Matthew Simpkin) writes:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>There once was a lady from Ham,
>>>>>>>>Who wanted to ride on a tram,
>>>>>>>>When she kissed the conductor,
>>>>>>>>He turned round and fuc*ed her,
>>>>>>>>And now she is pushing a pram.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>There once was a fellow named Matthew
>>>>>>>Who's spelling was awful but grant you,
>>>>>>>His rhyme was no better,
>>>>>>>He forgot a letter,
>>>>>>>It's limerick, but spell as you want to.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The limerick you wrote, I have read it
>>>>>>I hope never before you have said it
>>>>>>For it was not funny
>>>>>>It can't be worth money
>>>>>>And what's more, I might add, I DON'T GET IT!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>I pray that you please will stop shouting.
>>>>>Of verbal goo please cease your spouting.
>>>>>The subject is wrong,
>>>>>Been mispelled all along,
>>>>>Perhaps you are smart, but I'm doubting.
>>>>>
>>>>A limerick cascade's in the making.
>>>>To most it is not so earthshaking.
>>>>But bottles of green,
>>>>Are making me scream.
>>>>My need rec dot humor's now slaking.
>>>
>>>Oh come now, how can you complain?
>>>There is one thing that's certainly plain.
>>>This can't go on for long
>>>(Correct me if I'm wrong)
>>>For to add to it you need a brain.
>>>
>>Well this will go on, it will,
>>because it's better, still,
>>than those stupid cascades
>>and endless tirades,
>>that always make me want to kill.
>>
> Things certainly must be bleak
> If this newsgroup into which I now peek
> Can go on so long
> With these terrible songs
> And end up with a limerick SO WEAK!!!
> 
Just what in the hell are you doing?
The foundations of space/time are ungluing!
This limerick cascade
Is an ominous tirade,
Looks like a hideous net.storm is a-brewing!
-- 
.sig?  We don' need no steenkin' .sig!

Bruce Anderson: A tradition of Chaos and Disorder since 1967
spock@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (unix)	00bwanderson@bsu-ucs.uucp (VAX)
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!  BSU disclaims me, and I disclaim them.
From: vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Credit Validation
Date: 2 Jan 93 04:53:00 GMT
Reply-To: vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco)
Organization: Datamax/Satalink Connection * Ivyland, PA (215) 443-9434

JA>Try some research into primate behavior.  Introduce new members to 
JA>any well established group and there will be some turmoil

Joseph, can you say, "Rationalization"?  Sure, I knew you could.
Keep in mind that what separates man from the rest of the primates 
is his ability to think.  Unfortunately, what separates him even 
further, sometimes, is his ability to ignore some of his abilities 
and excuse himself by recalling that he's "just an animal after all".

Don't get me wrong about this... I laugh at ethnic jokes as much as 
the next guy, maybe even more so.  But I don't try to justify them.  
They can come out of hatred, or fear, but they can also come simply 
out of a sense of humor, which is where I find their value.  All I'm
trying(with a great deal of difficulty) to say, is that "because 
everybody does it" or "because it happened to me when I was growing 
up" is a cheap excuse for hurting someone - that's any kind of 
hurting and any kind of someone, just IMHO.

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The opinions expressed here may or may not be those of my employer, my
friends, or my family.  Hell, they may not even be mine, for all I know.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jjunker@sdf.lonestar.org (Jon Junker)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Ways to Say Someone's Crazy
Organization: Best lil' ol' Pubnix in Texas
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 15:45:25 GMT

How about:

He's a half a bubble off plumb.  (Sorry, I used to be a surveyor).

Jon
jjunker@sdf.lonestar.org
From: avk@hafnium.cchem.berkeley.edu (Tony Konashenok)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: American and Metric
Date: 24 Dec 1992 03:09:32 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: hafnium.cchem.berkeley.edu

Just bought a jar of almond butter. The label says:

-------------------------------------
|                                   |
|     A L M O N D   B U T T E R     |
|                                   |
|              CRUNCHY              |
|                                   |
|   Net wt. 16oz. (1lb.) 340grams   |
-------------------------------------

Could anyone tell me how much stuff I bought?!!

(For those unfamiliar with these or those units: 1lb=454g)


-- 
Tony Konashenok   avk@hafnium.cchem.berkeley.edu   (510)843-5632 (home)
University of California, Berkeley                 (510)642-5831 (office)

Strauss research group, Latimer Hall, UC Berkeley, Berkeley CA 94720, U.S.A.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: intgrec@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov (CHRIS GREB)
Subject: RE: DOES ANYONE REMEMBER
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date: 23 Dec 1992 09:23 EST  

viking@iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson) writes:

>>We still get a pretty good laugh out of the punchline.  It's sort of become 
>>an inside joke with myself and my friends from school.
> 
>	Inside joke my garbonzo's -- it was a TV show for a few weeks.
                                                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> 

So SORRY!!!  It was such a raving success, how could I have missed it?

Or is it just my youthful inexperience speaking?  I'm sure that's it.

And, yes, even at the risk of harming your *precious* garbanzos, it is 
still an inside joke.

	-- C

Disclaimer:  The views included herein are not my own, nor are they 
original.
From: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Date: 31 Dec 92 07:15:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: SYNAPSE BBS - GATINEAU, QUEBEC - 819-561-4321
Reply-To: doug.hewko@synapse.org (Doug Hewko) 

From: doug.hewko@synapse.org

SL>From: stevel@aio.jsc.nasa.gov (Steve Lancaster)
SL>In article <H3ZHwB1w165w@jab.tucson.az.us> cobra@jab.tucson.az.us (Ken Thompson) writes:
  >>My wife claims to have gone to school with a girl named Candy Kain...
  >>
  >>(I say claim only because we went to different schools...  :)  )
  >A friend of mine has a daughter that goes to school with Shady Lear. And
  >this is in a town famous for Ima Hog.

Don't forget Ima's famous sister, Ura Hogg.  (Don't mean to be nit-
picky, but when I saw their names (along with Alberta Canada) on the 
TV, the last name was spelled "Hogg".  Is it "Hog" or "Hogg"?)

               Doug
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From: ericfitz@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (----===>FitZ<===----)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: X-mas/Finals
Date: 23 Dec 92 07:58:01 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

While procrastinating for my last exam on the 23rd:

	Christmas at College

'Twas the night before finals
and all through the dorm,
the books were unopened
and stress was the norm.

The bottles were placed
in the 'fridge with great care.
Right next to the case of St. Pauli Girl there.

The lovers were nestled all snug in their beds
while passion and lust clouded their heads.

With my chick in her T-shirt
and I in my shorts,
the windows were steamy,
the sheets out of sorts.

When out in the courtyard
there arose such a clatter
I jumped from the bed screaming,
"Who the FUCK is making that noise!"

And what to my blood-shot eyes did appear,
but six horny frat pledges 
and one damn confused deer.

And then at the door there came a great knock,
it was my RA and his significant other, Jacques.............


					----------=====>FitZ<=====----------
From: gt2619b@prism.gatech.EDU (S. Axel Medlin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More Far Side
Keywords: ummmm question help please anybody you ummm
Date: 2 Jan 93 17:11:22 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

In article <1993Jan1.223712.13142@samba.oit.unc.edu> Mic.Oettinger@launchpad.unc.edu (Mic Oettinger) writes:
>if anybody knows the words to the poem "Damn the electric fence" by a
>certain unhappy Farside cow i would truely appreciate them..
>thanks in advance.
>
>Michelle


	Distant Hills

  The distant hills call to me.
Their rolling waves seduce my heart.
Oh, how I want to graze in their lush valleys.
Oh, how I want to run down their green slopes.
  Alas, I cannot.
Damn the electric fence!
Damn the electric fence!



S. Axel Medlin                                     ccastsm@prism.gatech.edu
---------------------------------------------------gt2619b@prism.gatech.edu----
I can't stop thinking, thinking about sinking, sinking down into my bed.
I called my mother, she's just a cunt now, who says I'm sick in the head, 
she said "You ain't special, so who're ya foolin' don't try and give me a line"
but I can't stop thinking about seein' ya' one more time!
But I already left you and you're better off left behind!
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From: hacksaw@cellar.org (Hacksaw)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Twas the night... <<The one with the bad words?>>
Date: 25 Dec 92 01:55:04 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


 
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
 
Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner and momma went dry.
 
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
 
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,
A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.
 
Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.
 
Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
 
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
 
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay awhile."
 
He walked to the kitchen, for himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
 
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
 
A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.
 
A fuck ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, then I'll just split."
 
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
 
In time he was seated, took the reigns of his hitch,
Saying, "Take me home, Rudolph, the night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about pussy is that you can never wear it out!"
 
 
 
 
Have a very Merry Christmas! And a safe and sane New Year!
 
Cheers!

------
hacksaw@cellar.org (Hacksaw)
The Cellar BBS - (215) 539-3043
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: frank@fnbc.com (Frank Mitchell)
Subject: Re: Request: Poem about a Tree. (not limerick)
Organization: First National Bank Of Chicago, Chicago IL, USA
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 92 15:57:27 GMT

In article <1992Dec29.163519.410@hsh.com> paul@hsh.com writes:
> 	I think that I shall never see
> 	a billboard lovely as a tree.
> 	Indeed, unless the billboards fall
> 	I'll never see a tree at all.
> 				-- not mine

Ogden Nash, I think.

--
Frank Mitchell,	Business Systems Analyst, First National Bank of Chicago
email:frank@fnbc.com (NeXTmail)

"'I am that merry wanderer of the night'?  I am that giggling, dangerous,  
totally bloody psychotic menace to life and limb, more like it."
-- Peaseblossom, _Sandman_ #19
From: st1ns@elroy.uh.edu (Ault, Russell W.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More funny riddle
Date: 21 Dec 1992 10:56 CST
Organization: University of Houston
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: elroy.uh.edu
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <eaeg160.724796815@orion.oac.uci.edu>, 
     eaeg160@orion.oac.uci.edu (Andy Wu) writes...
>There's a bunch of birds hanging around, when suddenly a hunter 
 appears.  He take a shot and got one of them, but the rest, scared, 
 didn't fly away.  Why is that?
> 
> 
> 
>Ans:  Because all the birds are ostrichs.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

On ostrich, scared, can run fast enough to make you THINK it's flying,
but many other birds will sit there and let themselves be picked off one 
at a time if the weapon being used isn't terribly loud.  This is a fact
known to many a juvenile delinquent with an air rifle, to the detriment
of a number of species of (rather stupid) North American birds.  The 
redwing blackbird comes to mind as an example.  I've been told that there 
are others, but that's what the little miscreant that we caught was 
plugging.  


ObJoke:  Sign over my computer:  graphic of MSWindoze emblem, with
   the legend beneath 

            "...and this is your computer on drugs. 
                         Any questions?"


  My wife went to Harvard and all I got was this lousy .sig!
      Russ Ault, aka st1ns@jetson.uh.edu 
      (For the moment, anyway.  I reserve the right to
       polymorph myself into something more formidable.)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: daniel@ramsey.cs.laurentian.ca (D. Senechal)
Subject: Blond Joke
Summary: Blond Joke
Organization: Dept. of Computer Science, Laurentian University, Sudbury, ON
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 21:27:16 GMT

Q: Why did the blond keep staring at an empty glass?

A: She wanted to get orange juice from concentrate.


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rah13@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Robert A Holak)
Subject: PC Manifesto Request
Organization: Columbia University
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 09:40:13 GMT


Please e-mail me the PC-Manifesto - I lost it when my directory blitzed out.
(Don't ask me - It just croaked)
Anyways, thanks, and have a great Holiday season!

rah13@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu

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From: dc@ais.org (David Daniels)
Subject: "Do it's"
Organization: UMCC
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 03:54:42 GMT


  Does anyone have the list of "do its"? 
Ex.. Bankers do it for the money, but there is a penalty for early
withdrawl.


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From: flink@mits.mdata.fi (Flinkman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Summary of Light Bulb jokes _NOT_ available?
Date: 26 Dec 92 15:49:58 GMT
Organization: ArrowSoft


	I asked week or so ago here where to find light bulb jokes summary
	file. Result was dozens of 'tell to me too'-messages, but nobody
	didn't know where to find it. 

	So, if there is not file containing light bulb jokes, it is a great
	time to do it! If someone have time enough... I don't.

	Thanks for all who asked, but I really don't know. 

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