HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Emotional Outburst
Date: 23 Nov 92 12:53:50 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <3913@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
> In article <1992Nov19.183707.29528@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> |lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence) drones on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on:
> |
> |>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> |>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> |>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> |>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> |>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> |>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> |>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> |>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> |>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> |>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> |>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
> |
> |>Phew. I feel much better. Thank you for listening.
> |
> |
> |>						Slightly off-balance,
> |>							Saint
> |
> |What? Did you say something? I wasn't paying attention.
> |
> |James fnord Balanced, but slightly insane.
> 
> Sigh ... he said:
> 
> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
> 
> Now, pay a bit of attention next time, you silly twit!
> 
> Jos aka <thud> dammit, fell over again ...

I'm sorry, what? My hearing aid was turned off...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.)
Subject: Re: Banana slugs
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 16:16:00 GMT

In article <1992Nov23.075136.1395@ils.nwu.edu> blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>Remember to stock up for St. Mungo's Day!
>
>The Banana Slug Marketing Board

Where can I buy them? 

--
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester For Sale!!!!!!!!!!! Auctioning of Jester
Date: 19 Nov 92 11:51:53 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <5958@balrog.ctron.com>, lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence) writes:
> I bid the larch (no. 7), four people who can't be seen, the Minister
> for Overseas Development and a second-hand apron. Oh, what the hell,
> I'll throw in a delightful Gumby flower arrangement and three vans 
> full of new Spam Lite!
> 
> 
> 					Not quite balanced,
> 						Saint.
                                                  ^^^^^^^^^

You're not blanced, either.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Fievel
Date: 5 Nov 92 12:19:22 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

 (Gary St. Lawrence) calmly protests a protest about protesting:
> I wish to protest about the preceeding protest. It was highly insinuative,
> vaccuous, suggestive and offensive, despite the overwhelmingly large
> quanitity of truth herein.
Am I not allowed to be suggestive? I intended not to offend you.
Sorry if I did, though I imagine you are jealous, right?
> I find such protests to be tedious, rendering and annoying. Furthermore,
> they tend to solicit ridiculous, pig-headed, philistine responses such as
> this one. Call Girl! (Ooh what a giveaway.)
> Anyway, I have filed my protest. It's up to you to decide if this so-called
> (while you were out) "Fievel" person is indeed a homewrecker, pervert,
> tax-dodger, vole-molester, AND NOT a registered free mason!
Homewrcker: ask Ratboy for references.
Pervert: I will testify to that, though I can't if it goes to trial
Tax-dodger: I have not accessed his files yet....
Vole-molester: I haven't seen any lately...
Registered free mason: he voted, didn't he?
> Personally, I think we should disembowel, that is, cut out his intestines,
> measure them to ensure they stretch the entire four miles and are indeed
> made of that specialized form of tubing, cut them into nine-inch lengths,
> dehydrate them and cut small punctures into them and form the St. Swithens
> All-Transvestite Intestinal Wind Section for the royal performance
> tomorrow night before the Bishop of East Anglia. (and grab a few items for
> my sack, while we're at it).
I think we should take him to court first. Enjoyable torture comes
later.
> 
> Additionally, I would like to add that last week, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu
> (more commonly known by his lesbian nickname, James Willer) posted a note
> to this group charging that the brother of the pet shop owner told him
> that he could get replacement parts for his bicycle in Bolton. I happen
> to know that Bicycle Repair Man moved his base of operations years ago
> to Hounslow. I.E., the pet shop owner's brother was LYIN'!!!
> 
Take him to the stake!! Burn him!! Lyin' is a federal offense!!! I am
offended by his offensive offense. After all, he was supposed to be
defense.

>>>Well, you can't blame British Rail for that. Or can you?
i can blame whoever I want to.
> 
> 
> 						Wallowing in 
> 						   Gina's after-glow,
> 						(hoping to .... VERY SOON!)
> 					
> 							Saint.

Let me pour some of my after glow your way......
The Orient is calling...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner)
Subject:                     hump n' dump                   
Summary: flavor crystals...
Keywords: toenail replication
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 08:50:58 GMT

Ack! I said Ack!                                   I am the spice.
Bubba wuz here,                                    funky li'l frog
                      DOG BASEBALL!!

   with a melon??                             Mr. Whelington, you DO smell 
                  hairy tongue wart               of elderberry.

                                    get a cornea graft...
FREE with this proof of purchase!!

OOGA MAGA LIGA DIGA! 

                                   Frosted Lucky Sperms...
                               They're magically existential!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHSLUTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

ADD THAT TO YOUR KILL FILE.
                                     | Take this brother may it serve you well.

NiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNi|iNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiN

      !!yadyreve ralupop erom dna erom gnimoceb SRETTIRF SUSEJ

f#&k a cheeseburger...make your sister eat it!!

                              grokymoly snib gilt potliv,
-- 
     ******************************|---------------------------------|
     *  reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu  |"I will not buy this record, it  |
     *  aka  Smegma, Reason, Rand  | is scratched."      -John Cleese|
     ******************************|---------------------------------|
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: 100 SNUGGLEBUNNIES on the rampage!!!!!!!! all cuz of jester
Date: 21 Nov 92 14:31:24 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>Snugglebunnies*100
>>didn't you know that snugglebunnies is the worst swear word in the 
>>universe and that 100 of them should be able to nuke kansas?
>No, its Belgium. As for nuking Kansas... why?
>It has the strategic importance of a banana for me... Michagan now..

kansas takes 8 hours to drive across....and believe you me.....
you`d want to nuke it to..it has zero scenery..and as for nuking
my home state.....now i might have to shoot you

>>>Silly jester person has learnt to use cut&paste. Nice to see he
>>>has a new toy.
>>Better than my toy between your legs =8)
>I've already got one there and its hell I tell you.

drives womyn crazy tho

>>>Eccles  aka Wbbl
>>JReste akka Wobble
>leccse kak elbboW
Jeters wakka fellings nothig more than feeelings
-- 
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political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester & Gina sitting in a tree, K_I_S_SI_N_G
Date: 17 Nov 92 00:32:54 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>well...i would have to say that Gina loses the sleeze contest..
>>>>Gina is a well-respected lady that only lowers her bodice line
>>>>when it gives her the advantage...like when she 'bought' 6 votes
>>>>for VP...which i might add she was quaLIFIED FOR ANYWAY
>>>I only do what I have to do to get what I want. Thank you for
>>>noticing. Want to come up sometime?
>>sure......where do you lie anyways..i might have to ship
>>myself air freight to come over......
>A bit farther north than you, I am afraid.

I live in Michigan......just go to school in Indiana

>>>>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
>>>> Court Jester aka if you say so.....
>>>SO.
>>>Gina aka what fo you wish to call me?
>>Jester aka my lover?????
>My love. Just as long as you call me...
Jester aka calls Gina
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jester did WHAT??
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:45:07 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>>Gina aka wot's goin on 'ere? 
>>>>>Jester aka I'm coming on you
>>>>I think that the least he could do is wear a condom... how cheap can
>>>>you get?
>>>Real cheap..........she has had 137 of my children already
>>Hmm... if you can produce 220 more, you can beat the current stud
>>record (human), held by Frederick Augustus (the Strong), Elector of
>>Saxony and part-time King of Poland.  I say go for it, and the hell
>>with Gina's stretch marks.

>what stretch marks?? they just plop out....no effort..about one
>every hour forr the last week......

Are you sure she's human? Not a clydesdale or summin?

>>>>Dan aka No Sexual Innuendo Unless It's An Emergency
>>>Jester aka no protection, no infection
>>Dan aka _I_ Haven't Had Any For Week
>Jester aka diseases you mean?
Eccles aka I have - I had some glandular,but she had to go home.
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumbys of the world unite.
Summary: wibble
Date: 19 Nov 92 20:16:38 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)


	In article <1992Nov16.222703.11005@scott.skidmore.edu> 
	croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) did say :

<stuff gone>
->by the way, is anyone a fan of fawlty towers?
ME!!!!!!
->                                                   cathy

Pag aka right if you do not start I am going give you a damn good thrashing:)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A WARNING!!!!
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Nov 92 20:08:59
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of Fri, 13 Nov 1992 20:53:10 GMTLines: 19

In article <BxoA0n.LD0@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner) writes:
.In article <1du3grINN5m@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris) writes:
.>	WATCH OUT - THERE ARE LLAMAS!!!!
.  Where?  I don't see any.... wait a minute.  Maybe they took that class
.  on how not to be seen.  Yes, they did because I see one now!  It's trying
.  to hide behind that sycamore.
	. <<<<<<<<<BIG EXPLOSION>>>>>>>>>>
.  HAH!  He'll have to find a better hiding place than that to outsmart ol'
.  reason!

[Walking out from behind an absence-of-sycamore with his bum on fire]

You shit!  I was having a swell time with my ladyfriend there next to
that tree and you've gone and blown her up!  Not even an introduction,
you just came over here and detonated explosives!  She's completely
obliterated.  I guess I'll have you then [grab kiss nuzzle]

.  reason aka it's bleeding demised
Dan aka  I'm only singed, and you missed the Llama entirely.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumbys of the world unite.
Date: 18 Nov 92 08:53:01 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov16.214152.2362@gacvx2.gac.edu>, phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
> In article <1992Nov16.222703.11005@scott.skidmore.edu>  writes:
> } it appeared on flying circus only, never on any of the albums,
> } unfortuneately.
> } by the way, is anyone a fan of fawlty towers?
> 
> You're in the wrong newsgroup for that, miss.  No one here likes humour of that  
> sort.
> 
> Phil squig I love messing with people's minds :)
I dont mind, I MEAN I dont have a mind.

---NEA: dont you hate it when the backspace key wont work?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:17:06 GMT

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:

>In article <Bxsons.6Jy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
>} >.}>}>|>>}Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
>} >.}>}>|>>Phil squig or is that "frosting-tipped tracts of land"?
>} >.}>}>|>Court Jester aka I think its Gina Tits seen across the land......
>} >.}>}>chestnutt aka Gina knits a marching band....
>} >.}>}Ct Jester aka Gina gets all the men?
>} >.}>Phil squig yup--she does them in the den
>} >.}Jester squid aka will she have sex with me then????
>} >.Phil squig no silly, you have to be human!!!!
>} >Dan aka I'll be hummin', is that close enough?
>} Jester aka onnly if you are a humming byrd......
>Phil squig or perhaps a little turd.
Eccles aka Can I go thired?
From: cstadbg@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr M J Brown)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: WANTED: "...live in a shoe box..."
Date: 17 Nov 1992 12:13:06 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk

Please a copy to me too ... This is a great sketch.

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    _/_/  _/_/   _/   _/_/     _/          |         Michael Brown
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  _/      _/   _/   _/_/     _/            |   cstadbg@csv.warwick.ac.uk
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: New and forthcoming Python Lectures
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 05:13:21 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>In article <1992Nov12.054334.22390@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>> 
>> A series of lectures by people of little or no importance on very dull
>> topics will be delivered somewhere near you in April or May 1993'ish.
>> We reprint here in full the text of the inaugural Python Lecture given by
>> Professor Enid Gumby of the the Institute of Brick Throwing at Leicester.
>> 
>> "Well . . . . Blimey! . . . . Well . . . . WELL . . . . I think giving
>> lectures is smashing . . . . I really like giving lectures . . . .  I
>> really like . . . . Ow! . . . . OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! . . . . My head's
>> stuck . . . . OH GOD! . . . . My brain hurts! . . . ."
>> 
>> In the next four Python Lectures, Jester will talk about why he is dead.
>EXCUSE ME
>I DO NOT WANT JESTER DEAD. My two..no three..officers are None of the
>Above as manager when I'm not 'ere, Jester are Court Jester, and my
>Commander in Chief who I'll leave anonymous so he can be effective,
^^^^^^^^
Its david Bromage Brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au. Please do not swamp him
with mail  - the machine can't cope.

>and besides he knows who he is. DO NOT MESS WITH THESE GUYS OR I'LL
>HAVE TO GET HOSTILE and nobody wants me to do that.
I'll have you soon, I'll capture you and hold you down and spank you!

Eccles aka Leader of our occasional GR.>>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Well, well, well
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 19 Nov 1992 00:42:29 GMT
Organization: Gustavus Adolphus College
NNTP-Posting-Host: dumaine.gac.edu


Damn.  Our poor little news server was just updated.  That's horrible.  Now it  
runs at break-neck speeds.  Unfortunately, I don't want to go through 400  
articles *just* to restore what I had before the upgrade.  

What am I saying?  Essentially, that if you wrote something amusing or  
important within the last six hours, I'm not going to see it.

Of course, this post doubles as a test, but let's ignore that fact.

Phil squig being a little more serious...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.)
Subject: VOTE WISELY VOTE SILLY
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 16:37:30 GMT


	               THE SILLY PARTY

The leader of the Silly Party - The Rt.Hon.Loopy X

Support the silly party. The only party the is publicly commited to :

         	* Raising prices
		* destroying industry
 		* causing inflation
		* ruining the economy

A silly government would:

		* raise the school leaving age to 43
		* encourage naughtiness in high places
		* maintain confidence in British Silliness abroad.

SOME OF YOUR SILLY CANDIDATES

JETHRO QUENTIN WALRUSTITTY - Deputy leader of ther silly party. His ambition
is to die. If elected would solve all social evils by making himself illegal.
B.A. at Cambridge in Applied Mud. Appointed Honorary Reader of Books at the
extremely silly University of Baden-Baden-Baden-Baden.

KEVIN PHILLIPS-BONG - Stood in the 1970 General Election - as the silly
Candidate for Huyton. Polled no votes at all. Hopes to at least double that
this year.

MRS ELSIE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - Married to a tree. Lives in Kensington. If elected
would live in Bermuda most of the year.

ARTHUR NEGAS - Has held Bristols for two years.

MAJOR RAMPANT - Interested in discipline. Would make flogging compulsory.
Every Thursday, round at his place.

JIMMY TABERNACLE - Ran for the Dull Party. Intends to make Chartered
Accountancy compulsory. Is reading a book which has no pictures in it.

MALCOLM PETER BRIAN TELESCOPE ADRIAN BLACKPOOL JOHN RAW VEGETABLE STOAT
MANGROVE ROCK FROG GOBBLER DING-DONG NORMAN MICHAEL TINGALING SMITH BANG 
WHOOPS THOMPSON MOO DUCKY WATCH IT RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD EDWARD
BOO FORBES STRUTTON DON'T SLEEP IN THE SUBWAY NORMAN INCUBATOR EDWIN FOLLOOSSA
THE THIRD.

MR KEN LIVER SAUSAGE - of Leighton Buzzard. Former Vice-Chairman on the
Naughty Party, joined the silly party yesterday. Has been in favour of fun 
ever since she lost her deposit at Leicester.

     ***BRITAIN WOULD BE BETTER OFF SILLY YOU KNOW IT MAKES NONSENSE***
                       YOU'VE NEVER HAD IT SO SILLY

MR PAUL FOX - of the slightly silly party. He could split the silly vote.

TARQUIN FINTIMLINBINWHINBIMLIN BUS STOP F'TANG F'TANG OLE BISCUIT BARREL -
Contested Derby South for the Sensible party. Has since crossed over -
to the silly bench (which is at the back near the door). Has contributed
articles on Rat poison for the 'Silly Statesman'.

McNAUGHTON - Of the Scottish silly party. Would be minister for alcohol in
a silly cabinet.

                     VOTE WISELY - VOTE SILLY
--
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: All Right!! Cease Fire!!!!!
Date: 16 Nov 92 12:36:07 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov13.143647.3948@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov10.214143.804@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!ATTENTION!
>> 
>> 
>> I am extremely sorry that I ever started any of this "sleazy" nonsense.  I
>> started reading this group to enjoy some silliness and a nice tin of Spam every
>> once in a while, and now I'm quite bored with the whole thing.  I refuse to
>> post anything else having to do specifically with this stupidity.  Things have
>> gotten a bit carried away.
> 
> As usual everything gets carried away.
> HEY COME BACK WITH MY COUCH.....
>> 
>> I am quite willing to admit that our esteemed vice-president Gina is the
>> world's foremost sexpert if it will shut everyone up.  Let's get back to some
>> real Python trains of thought and let this topic die or else move it to
>> alt.sex.  
>> 
> You have to admit that of your own free will, not to shut everyone up
> but because you WANT to say it and you BELIEVE it. 



I will admit of my own free will that 
      
                  THIS IS GETTING FUCKING RIDICULOUS.






> 
>> Gina, I apologize for arguing with our VP elect.  Please don't have me executed
>> for treason.  
> 
> I'll think about it. What'll you do as an act of kindness to the
> NEWSGROUP, since I look out for the best interest of my lovers--I mean
> my constituents. 
>>  
>> Meredith the Bored and (Hopefully Temporarily) Pythonless
> 
> Gina aka the oddly official VP and leader
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Jester did WHAT??
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 20:32:11 GMT

>>>>>>Gina aka wot's goin on 'ere? 
>>>>>Jester aka I'm coming on you
>>>>I think that the least he could do is wear a condom... how cheap can
>>>>you get?
>>>Real cheap..........she has had 137 of my children already
>>Hmm... if you can produce 220 more, you can beat the current stud
>>record (human), held by Frederick Augustus (the Strong), Elector of
>>Saxony and part-time King of Poland.  I say go for it, and the hell
>>with Gina's stretch marks.
>what stretch marks?? they just plop out....no effort..about one
>every hour forr the last week......
Get that one, would you Dierdre?

>>>>Dan aka No Sexual Innuendo Unless It's An Emergency
>>>Jester aka no protection, no infection
>>Dan aka _I_ Haven't Had Any For Week
>Jester aka diseases you mean?
mNSio akak Well considering his name's Dan "Ken" Shabby...
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