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From: demarsee@wrdis01.af.mil (Darryl Marsee)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: SEC SCHEDULE?
Date: 23 Jul 92 16:56:35 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: 1926CCSG Robins AFB

>Geee, I don't understand why nobody has mentioned Arkansas and the SEC playoff
>in the same sentence.

"Arkansas will not play in the SEC playoff this season."

There, how's that?

By the way, now that Arkansas State is Div I-A, when are the Hogs going to
schedule them on a yearly basis?  They should set it up on a three-year site
rotation:  Fayetteville, Little Rock, Jonesboro, F, LR, J, etc.
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From: daytrpr@max.u.washington.edu
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: All-American !POLL!
Date: 28 Jul 92 20:00:55 GMT



OK, OK...now that all of the preseason football magazines are out, makin'
us all speculate like mad about the upcoming season, how about a 
rec.sport.football.college pre season All-American team?  Hey, why not...
a Heismen poll just isn't enough, right   :) !!!!!

Anyway, send in your votes (up to 3 deep per position...yeah, like
anyone's gonna' know 15 offensive line men) and I'll keep everyone
posted on the results.

Here's even a handy sample ballot:

QB
1.
2.
3.

RB
1.
2.
3.

FB/RB
1.
2.
3.

Off. Line (Heck, let's just limit this to five, huh?)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

TE
1.
2.
3.

Receivers
1.
1.
2.
2.
3.
3.

Def. Line
(How about two deep here)
1.
1.
1.
2.
2.
2.

Linebackers (two deep)
1
1.
1.
1.
2.
2.
2.
2.

CB/Saftey/Def. Backfield

1.
1.
1.
1.
2.
2.
2.
2.

Kicker
1.
2.
3.

Punter
1.
2.
3.

Kick/Punt return man
1.
2.
3.


Ok, so it wasn't three deep at every position!!!

I'll compile 1st, 2nd, and honorable mention teams and post once a week or so.

Start sending!!!

Daytrpr@max.u.washington.edu
From: msg@DSG.Tandem.COM (Maitreya Sengupta)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: Beat by Notre Dame (and not on the field)
Date: 21 Jul 92 20:02:49 GMT
Organization: Tandem Computers Inc., Cupertino CA

In article <1992Jul21.181950.17523@news.nd.edu>, rszczerb@monet.helios.nd.edu (Robert Szczerba) writes:
|> In article <63989@hydra.gatech.EDU> mm42@prism.gatech.EDU (Mark Mitchell) writes:
|> >Yes, poor Qadry Ismail, having to carry that entire Syracuse team on
|> >his back, touching the ball probably 10 times a game if he's lucky.
|> >
|> >My point has been quickly validated:  Notre Dame fans claim that 
|> >Rocket Ismail was the greatest player who ever lived and deserved
|> >the Heisman more than anyone in history, and yet a virtual clone who
|> >plays for someone besides Notre Dame and has better stats is basically
|> >not even worth talking about as a Heisman candidate.
|> >
|> First of all, I don't hear anyone saying that Rocket was the
|> greatest player that ever lived. I am just saying that I 
|> believe Rocket was the best palyer in college football the
           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|> year he won the Heisman. As for his brother, Quadry, as far as
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Hmmmmmmm...which year was that? I seem to have missed it.

Regards;

Maitreya Sengupta.
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From: rbutera@owlnet.rice.edu (Robert John Butera)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: Beer sales at college games
Date: 27 Jul 92 23:05:13 GMT
Organization: Yellow Jackets of Tejas


Interestingly, I just remembered that alcohol is consumed in the
private boxes and President's box at Bobby Dodd Statium at Grant Field
(I wish they'd shorten that ... BDS@GF).  I guess the boxes don't
count as public places ...

At least it was in 1990 ...



-- 
Rob Butera - ECE grad student   Rice University, Houston, TX   rbutera@rice.edu
"The 'wall of separation of church and state' is a metaphor based on bad
 history, a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging.  It should
 be frankly and explicity abandoned." - Chief Justice William Rehnquist
From: demarsee@wrdis01.af.mil (Darryl Marsee)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: ND fans
Date: 31 Jul 92 18:37:30 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: 1926CCSG Robins AFB

>If you mean the LSJUMB, it tells me that they are disrespectful to
>organized religion 

What's wrong with that?  I have no respect for organized religions either.
Sounds like my kind of band ...

>and that they are not very good at defending themselves from crazed fanatics.

that needs a lesson in self-defense.  Lesson:  Any means available.  
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From: jb118@prism.gatech.EDU (Jeffrey N. Burch)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: Beer sales at college games
Keywords: Head for the mountains.
Date: 27 Jul 92 19:32:34 GMT
Organization: Georgia Tech Research Institute -- EOL

In article <1992Jul27.182815.3460@mcc.com> richter@mcc.com (Charlie Richter) writes:
>> Beer is not sold at Doak Campbell Stadium in Tallahassee, nor at Ben Hill 
>> Griffin Stadium at Florida Field in Gainesville.
>
>What about at Georgia Tech?  A stadium named after Ulysses S. Grant
>*has* to sell beer, doesn't it?

Nahhhh.  Grant drank whiskey, not beer.

You can be sure that a stadium in the shadow of the Coca-Cola corporate 
offices sells lots and lots of Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, and other such
products.

Oh, and being in Georgia, they sell a lot of peanuts too (or goobers
as they are sometimes called, except at Texas A&M).

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From: john@makesys.com (John Turman)
Subject: Re: NDC (was Re: ACC vs. the SEC (plus bonus Pac Ten!!!)
Organization: Make Systems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 18:26:13 GMT

In article <1992Jul17.180359.17947@news.nd.edu> rszczerb@purcell.helios.nd.edu (Robert Szczerba) writes:
>In article <1992Jul16.135240.14109@makesys.com> john@makesys.com (John Turman) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul14.173153.15916@infonode.ingr.com> ellingrw@infonode.ingr.com (Bob Ellington) writes:
>>>In article <14JUL199212475177@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov> acdendy@lims02.lerc.nasa.gov (ROGER DENDY) writes:
>>>>In article <9207141459.AA01955@dseg.ti.com>, noonan@icd3 (Michael Noonan) writes...
>>>>
>>>>>Here are the Notre Dame games that NBC will be televising:
>>>>> 
>>
>>YAWNNNNNN who cares? If it aint the Canes it aint FOOTBALL. Who really
>>wants to see that holier than thou a**hole coach kneeling down and chewing
>>cud. Oh he's genuflecting? I'm sorry excuse my ignorance, after all I am
>>a fan of those paganistic, devil worshipping Canes. I didn't realize he
>>was such a holy man. One ND game on national TV is one too many, unless
>>they get out of their chickens**t mode and agree to play "Da Canes" again.
>>But why should they? They don't like to schedule a sure loss for their
>>almighty team. It's sooooo embarrassing!
>>
>>John
>>-- 
>
>First of all, if Notre Dame was looking to have an easy schedule,
>why would they add Tennessee and Florida State to their schedule
>and add Washington in a few more years?  Since ND has beaten Miami
>2 times in the last few years I don't think Notre Dame really belives
>that Miami is unbeatable.  Comments like you made just reinforces my
>image of Miami and their program in general.

GOOD!

John
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From: ssj@ais.org (Stephen S. Johnston)
Subject: Re: College Football News??
Organization: UMCC
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 19:50:52 GMT

In article <1992Jul27.164102.1572@news.nd.edu> james.k.pinkelman.1@nd.edu (Jim Pinkelman) writes:
>Is there a newsgroup which contains college footbal news?  The
>"clari.sports.football"
>seems to be almost exclusively Pro-Football news.  The
>"rec.sport.football.college"
>seems to be almost exclusively opinions.
>
>Is there a group where I can get UPI type college football news ?????
>
>Thanks.

Forgive us, It's the off-season and we're bored.  :)
I've actually seen some college football news in this 
group during the season.  For the most part, this group 
is simply filled with opinion. 


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From: saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders)
Subject: Re: Forbidden topics for this group
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Madison
Date: 21 Jul 92 16:39:19 CDT

In article <21JUL199217005158@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov> acdendy@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (ROGER DENDY) writes:
>In article <BrpJsy.5Jv@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, creps@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Steve Creps) writes...
>> 
>>   Here is a list of the topics that are forbidden until further notice.
>>See if you can match each topic with its reason for being forbidden.
>>Answers follow:
> [....]
>> 
>Good one.  Congratulations.
>
>BTW, I had Indiana ranked #29 at the end of last year, and Purdue at #65.
>
>But, why would you, or anyone for that matter, care about Purdue?  (Except 
>possibly for the presence of Jim Colletto, the brains behind John Cooper's 
>only victory ever over Michigan.)

&*#*&%$R^#@@!!@&^*^*#(*&$()*$_$ off, Roger!

- a Purdue alum who does care...

By the way, why would a Michigan fan (I think you are one) would want to
insult Purdue?  Does it have something to do with the fact that Purdue has
won up at Crisler 3 years in a row now?
-- 

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From: tf0y+@andrew.cmu.edu (Todd Harris Fletcher)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Heisman Poll Update
Date: 22 Jul 92 20:02:13 GMT
Organization: University Relations - Diane, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

Here are the current standings in the Heisman Poll......

Marshall Faulk, RB    San Diego State     51 pts.
Russell White, RB     California          40 pts.
Shane Matthews, QB    Florida             37 pts.
Jerome Bettis, RB     Notre Dame          29 pts.
Qadry Ismail, WR      Syracuse            18 pts.
Trevor Cobb, RB       Rice                16 pts.
O.J. McDuffie, WR     Penn State          13 pts.
Billy Joe Hobert, QB  Washington          12 pts.
Shawn Jones, QB       Georgia Tech        11 pts.
Rick Mirer, QB        Notre Dame          11 pts.
Derek Brown, RB       Nebraska            11 pts.
Tyrone Wheatley, RB   Michigan            10 pts.
Greg Hill, RB         Texas A&M            9 pts.
Drew Bledsoe, QB      Washington State     9 pts.
Elvis Grbac, QB       Michigan             9 pts.
Gino Torretta, QB     Miami (FL)           7 pts.
Beno Bryant, RB       Wahington            6 pts.
Robert Smith, RB      Ohio State           6 pts.
Marvin Jones, LB      Florida State        5 pts.
Eric Hunter, ?        Purdue               5 pts.
Glyn Milburn, LB      Stanford             5 pts.
Ricky Powers, RB      Michigan             4 pts.
Kevin Willams, KR     Miami (FL)           4 pts.
Errick Rhett, RB      Florida              3 pts.
Alex Van Pelt, QB     Pittsburgh           1 pt.
Cale Gundy, QB        Oklahoma             1 pt.
Eric Zeier, QB        Georgia              1 pt.
Marvin Graves, QB     Syracuse             1 pt.
Tracy Saul, ?         Texas Tech           1 pt.
Danan Hughes, WR      Iowa                 1 pt.
"Duece", ?            Alabama              1 pt.
Jeff Zgonina, ?       Purdue               1 pt.
Brian Fortay, QB      Rutgers              1 pt.
Kirk Herbstreit, QB   Ohio State           1 pt.     
Derrick Alexander, WR Michigan             1 pt.

Please continue to send in your votes and I will update this periodically.

Make sure you send your top 3 picks!

-Todd

tf0y@andrew.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: trev@hubcap.clemson.edu (Trevor Bauknight)
Subject: Re: South Carolina schedule, please
Organization: Jes Grew Carriers -- Metaphysical Bunko Squad 
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 20:09:23 GMT

jvbutera@grad00.math.ncsu.edu (Jeffrey V. Butera) writes:

>>> Nov 21		@Clemson

>Now Trevor, posting from a Clemson account your should know that the
>11/21 game is the ONLY game that really matters.  And why, prey tell,
>are you a Gamecock fan?  Speaking of bad mascots, The USC seems it 
>should have Frank Perdue as a corporate sponsor.....

:-)

It happens...  There are a few of us around here, but we don't speak 
loudly.  I grew up down in the lowcountry, and Columbia has become
sort of a second home in the five years since I came to Clemson.  
Friends there, etc...  

I think maybe this came about after Clemson got rid of Ford.  I've been
hoping Carolina would hire Ford, but that seems pretty far-fetched these
days.  Hatfield...well, I don't know...

I think it's a pretty great mascot.  At least it's unusual...

>Jeff Butera <> Math Grad Student, N.C. State <> jvbutera@math.ncsu.edu

>DISCLAIMER: My views are my own and I'll be a big N.C.State Wolfpack 
>fan as soon as hell freezes over.  Until then... Go Clemson Tigers! 

It's probably the same as you being a Clemson fan at N.C. State.  I realize
that you are in Grad School, but still...  As a Clemson fan (also, but
slightly less rabid, I suppose...) one of the teams I hate the most is
the N.C. State Wolfpack.  How could you!?
 
Trevor Bauknight         trev@hubcap.clemson.edu    ...gatech!hubcap!trev
 
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From: pfleming@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Patrick E Fleming)
Subject: Re: nicknames revisited
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 21:03:14 GMT

Edward L. Rodriguez writes:

>Well, theoretically it's a tree.  In the past it has looked more like an
>asparagus stick.

Actually, from that part of the country, it is probably an artichoke.

     - Pat
.
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Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: harper@pembvax1.pembroke.edu
Subject: Re: Computer Predictions for Independants
Organization: Pembroke State University
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 13:20:13 GMT

In article <2820@wrdis01.af.mil>, demarsee@wrdis01.af.mil (Darryl Marsee) writes:
> Here are my computer's predictions for the major Independents.  Home
> teams are in CAPS:
> 
> 
> 3. East Carolina (10-1):
> 
> EAST CAROLINA  over syracuse       by   2                   
> EAST CAROLINA  over virginia tech  by   6                   
> east carolina  over SOUTH CAROLINA by   2                   
> east carolina  over BOWLING GREEN  by   1                   
> east carolina  over DUKE           by   5                   
> EAST CAROLINA  over cincinnati     by  10                   
> east carolina  over PITTSBURGH     by   1                   
> EAST CAROLINA  over so mississippi by  10                   
> WEST VIRGINIA  over east carolina  by   1                   
> EAST CAROLINA  over arkansas state by  19                   
> east carolina  over MEMPHIS STATE  by   1                   
> 
>  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 

Boy, do I ever wish this could come true.  But, I don't see ECU beating
Syracuse, Pittsburgh, or West Virginia.   So, maybe a 8-3 record.  I could live
with that.

But, thanks for the confidence.

BTW, I hope you keep posting your rankings like you did last year.  Very
interesting.

> Respectfully Submitted,
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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: nicknames revisited
Keywords: offensive nicknames
Date: 23 Jul 92 13:46:31 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <14kj4hINNec2@agate.berkeley.edu> elrod@ocf.berkeley.edu (Edward L. Rodriguez) writes:

>Now, what happens if Illinois changes its name?  Well, let's look at what
>happened to Stanford.  They were, for many years, the Indians.  Sometime
>in the '70's, they decided to change their name to the Cardinals.  After
>a few years, the name changed again to the Cardinal.  The Cardinal refers
>to the color of their uniforms.  But how the hell does a color manifest
>itself?  Since the traditional Stanford emblem includes a block S with
>a tree imposed on it, someone decided to make their mascot a tree.
>So they are a team named after a color and represented by a dancing tree.
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

remember, we ARE talking about California here.....:-)

-rob
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: wilbanks@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Dylan Wilbanks)
Subject: Re: LIST: IA Football Stadiums (1 of 2)
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 18:24:34 GMT

hjjcl@usho77.hou281.chevron.com (J.J.Clyde) writes:

>In article <1992Jul12.100540.2144@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> pdunn@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Patrick L Dunn) writes:
>>The following is a list of the 112 IA football stadiums, listed in order of
>>seating capacity.
>>
>>19.  Oklahoma       Memorial Stadium              75,004              A

>Looks like some serious scheduling conflicts to me . . .   :<) 
Unless things have changed since I left Oklahoma, I believe it's called
OWEN Field.

>****************************************************************

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From: doel@ausable.crd.ge.com (Michael Doel)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: The Wonderful Bo Schembechler
Keywords: rose, heart, michigan, woody
Date: 24 Jul 92 18:11:49 GMT
Reply-To: doel@crd.ge.com
Organization: GE Research & Development

In article <1992Jul24.095152.16970@doug.cae.wisc.edu>, saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders) writes:
> 
>           "Bo Schembechler:  The Gentleman's Gentleman,
>            and a hell of a bowl coach, to boot!"

... incessant blathering deleted ...

Oh puke!  I can't tell you how much that turned my stomach.  I kept
waiting for the punch line but it never came.  What, did you lose a
bet or something?

In all seriousness though, I do wish we still had Woody and Bo
wandering the sidelines.

Go Bucks!
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Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: crs@milton.u.washington.edu (Cliff Slaughterbeck)
Subject: Purdue News
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 21:25:48 GMT

Dear Brian,

How's the weather up there in Wisconsin?  The weather here has been really
great.  We should get up into the 90's this weekend.  FYI, Seattle only
averages about three days at 90+ per year, and we have already had our full
share.  The drought still prevents us from watering our lawns too.  Oh well!
Hey, I heard that El Goob was just sitting down to a nice drink of cool
ice tea (I forget whether it was sweetened or not) when his wife knocked
it all over his shorts accidently.  Then the doorbell rings, and his in-laws
saw him with wet pants.  Pretty funny, eh?  So tell me what you think of
Bo Schembechler some time.  I here you have some good thoughts about old
Bo.  Well, I better go now--I got to give a talk this afternoon on vibration
isolation for scanning tunneling microscopes.  Pretty boring stuff, but you
know how easy it is to get roped into stuff by your boss.

But before I send this, I though up a great password system for our new
club--the Football and Old, Old Liquor club (you know FOOL club).  You
say to someone who you think is in the club, but want to make sure:

"Hey, what is the name of that dumb Miami bird mascot?"

and then they reply:

"I don't know, I just root for whoever is playing against the Fighting
Frenchmen."

and you reply:

"Hey let's go drink a fifth of some 12 year old Scotch."

Bet nobody will ever break that code.  Oh well, I'll talk to you later...

****************************************************************************
Cliff Slaughterbeck           * 
Dept. of Physics, FM-15       *   Truth is a statue, and you are all just 
University of Washington      *   a bunch of pigeons. 
Seattle, WA 98195             *
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From: bubba@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Gary Beason)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: Ag Jokes (was Re: The Deserving Heisman?)
Date: 24 Jul 92 17:36:07 GMT
Organization: Purdue University


>>Hey, now! This looks like an acceptable (Hoosiers are Gods!) topic for
>
>                                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>   No, just ordinary men, but well-respected the world around.
>

ack! ack!  As an Aggie stuck at Purdue, I can't say a good word about
football anywhere in this state.


>
>Q "What's gold, black, and red, and goes a hundred miles an hour?"
>A "A Boilermaker in an electric blender."
>

The best Purdue joke--they built an indoor practice field for their
football team.  Money WELL spent.

The sad thing is Purdue beats IU.



Gary Beason
bubba@mace.cc.purdue.edu
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