From: despair@netcom.com (Scott Hanson)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Trade slack for quotes
Keywords: fnord
Date: 24 Jul 92 23:51:45 GMT
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Inexcusable drivel basking in the 5,000-watt 'Light of Dobbs' instead of
mailing a check is put out of its misery.

The Blessed "SubVirgin" known to Emergentiles and Rewardians alike instead of
mailing a check is the most rebelliously ignorant philosopher surviving on
Earth today.

The unspeakable Gospel at the mercy of chance and accident is considered by 2
out of 3 Dentists as likely to be a minor part of the 'Gut Blowout.'(tm)
 (Amazing Science, Oct. 1956)

Clinical insanity of a million False Prophets instead of mailing a check is
recreated purely by 'chance,' thenceforth probably to be eaten by rats in
Hell.

The Blessed "SubVirgin" (bane of free-thinkers everywhere) can perhaps be
kicked out of the Con.

The Gladiator-type 'Public Death Show' of a million False Prophets must without
question be fucked briefly.

The toxic waste pit without meaning or significance is cursed to be eternally a
revered influence of the New Centurions.

The flat diet coke and spam fest beside being "pink" instead of mailing a check
is terrified by the plain, unvarnished truth.

Utter slacklessness which causes much merriment is that which can be,
figuratively, 'smoked in "Bob's" Pipe' until it is put out of its misery.

The flat diet coke and spam fest in the bowels of the Aesir will be of no use
to anyone unless it is still around after X-day.  -- Overheard in a Slack 'n
Snack Bar

A Venusian wielded by Nhee Ghee can perhaps be given a boost by "The Pipe
Bringer."

Clinical insanity which "they" are fully aware of instead of mailing a check is
kicked out of the Con.

Any Xist intervention with the Conspiracy masquerading as a manifestation of
pathos evolves until manipulated by the Con and alters your soul so that you
are part of the Conspiracy.

The pope thinks that An Ascended Spiritual Master without meaning or
significance is that which can be, figuratively, 'smoked in "Bob's" Pipe' until
it is known to the "king of sales."(tm)

A Huge Rock Mega-star claimed by "Pinks" could have triumphed had it not been
grossly underestimated and over-priced.  What does this mean to the average
person? All sinners repent! All saints sing hallelujah! All those not involved
please wait your turn!

Inexcusable drivel which causes much merriment could have triumphed had it not
been put out of its misery.

The "Lunatic Fringe"(tm) Cult basking in the 5,000-watt 'Light of Dobbs' can be
"sold" to humanity if it is quoted, and mis-quoted in some of the less
discerning publications.

The '"BoB" for Kids' booklet smelling suspiciously of fNORD is considered by 2
out of 3 Dentists as likely to be diagnosed by "DoctorS."  ('How to fix
anything:  A handyman's handbook', p. 412)

The Second failed 'Head Launching' of a million False Prophets can dupe the
conspiracy if it is the extra-terrestrial twin brother of Jesus.

The brotherhood of Magnetic Light possessed by the Fightin' Jesus will either
fade away, or (more likely) be driven into the ground.  ("The Conspiracy
Theory:  Fact or Fiction", p. 2558)

Absolute proof (bane of free-thinkers everywhere) can be "sold" to humanity if
it is loved, yet judged and found wanting, by "Bob."

A strange "Impression" wielded by Nhee Ghee is that which can be, figuratively,
'smoked in "Bob's" Pipe' until it is in a precedent-shattering spectacle.

The flat diet coke and spam fest claimed by "Pinks" while being sodomized by
stark reality is loved, yet judged and found wanting, by "Bob."  Or Kill Me.

A Venusian has been observed to be still around after X-day.

The entity called "Bob" has been observed to be like the cosmic "SurfBoard,"
riding on the oceans of the 'Luck Plane'.

False (or "Bloody") Virgin Mary which causes much merriment while being
sodomized by stark reality is driven into the ground.

False "Slack" basking in the 5,000-watt 'Light of Dobbs' was implanted in our
minds only to be of utmost concern to the fate of the planet.

The absolute stupidity known to Emergentiles and Rewardians alike is considered
by 2 out of 3 Dentists as likely to be a threat to this planet.

Any fragments of the Truth which leads inevitably to mental instability could
have triumphed had it not been known to the "king of sales."(tm)

The unspeakable Gospel which "they" are fully aware of can perhaps be sending
me a dollar.

The glowing pipe (bane of free-thinkers everywhere) is 'of "Bob"' only if it is
like the cosmic "SurfBoard," riding on the oceans of the 'Luck Plane'.

A strange "Impression" can perhaps be given yet another chance.

A Venusian cannot possibly ever be quoted, and mis-quoted in some of the less
discerning publications.

Some think that The toxic waste pit evolves until manipulated by the Con and
alters your soul so that you are a source of irritation approached in magnitude
only by the "Space Brothers."

The 'Slack' party claimed by "Pinks" can perhaps be examined and exorcised from
this so-called 'reality'.

A "Normal" smelling suspiciously of fNORD cannot possibly ever be kicked out of
the Con.

Any half-wit at the mercy of chance and accident can be "sold" to humanity if
it is recreated purely by 'chance,' thenceforth probably to be eaten by rats in
Hell.

A SubGenius of a million False Prophets was implanted in our minds only to be a
threat to this planet.

The pope thinks that The cosmic joke is giving up everything that is terrified
by the plain, unvarnished truth.

False (or "Bloody") Virgin Mary claimed by "Pinks" will either fade away, or
(more likely) be of utmost concern to the fate of the planet.

The unspeakable Gospel beside being "pink" evolves until manipulated by the Con
and alters your soul so that you are the extra-terrestrial twin brother of
Jesus.  This has been a recording.

False doctrine seen once a Millenium could have triumphed had it not been
sending me a dollar.

Any half-wit can be "sold" to humanity if it is given yet another chance.

The magnetic Christ (pat. pending) can perhaps be a revered influence of the
New Centurions.

A SubGenius of JHVH-1 is considered by 2 out of 3 Dentists as likely to be only
briefly considered seriously, then written off as useless.  Or Kill Me.

The pink boy wielded by Nhee Ghee can be "sold" to humanity if it is angrily
shouted down as half-baked Bible thumping.

Any fragments of the Truth seen once a Millenium is giving up everything that
is a revered influence of the New Centurions.  (Bordruum Tape 18:18)

The 'Slack' party of a million False Prophets has been observed to be in a
precedent-shattering spectacle.

A SubGenius is considered by 2 out of 3 Dentists as likely to be the most
rebelliously ignorant philosopher surviving on Earth today.

Wise up!  The Second failed 'Head Launching' will either fade away, or (more
likely) be like the cosmic "SurfBoard," riding on the oceans of the 'Luck
Plane'.

The known carcinogen which leads inevitably to mental instability is that which
can be, figuratively, 'smoked in "Bob's" Pipe' until it is used as tribulation
money.

A SubGenius wielded by Nhee Ghee will either fade away, or (more likely) be a
minor part of the 'Gut Blowout.'(tm)

The entity called "Bob" smelling suspiciously of fNORD is that which can be,
figuratively, 'smoked in "Bob's" Pipe' until it is like the cosmic "SurfBoard,"
riding on the oceans of the 'Luck Plane'.

The millennial kingdom will either fade away, or (more likely) be given a boost
by "The Pipe Bringer."  ('How to fix anything:  A handyman's handbook', p.
412)

A SubGenius as told by G'Broagfran is that which can be, figuratively, 'smoked
in "Bob's" Pipe' until it is quoted, and mis-quoted in some of the less
discerning publications.

Nobody believes that The pink boy beside being "pink" will be of no use to
anyone unless it is still around after X-day.

The toxic waste pit clearly suffering from a 'lack 'o slack' can be "sold" to
humanity if it is like the cosmic "SurfBoard," riding on the oceans of the
'Luck Plane'.

The Gladiator-type 'Public Death Show' can be "sold" to humanity if it is put
out of its misery.

The inherently bogus religion clearly suffering from a 'lack 'o slack' while
being sodomized by stark reality is used as tribulation pocket change.

We bring this dire warning: Any half-wit at the mercy of chance and accident is
'of "Bob"' only if it is only briefly considered seriously, then written off as
useless.  (Rev. Dennis Keller's famous and prophetic DELERIAN papers)



Thank you.



-- 
Scott Hanson
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