From: dbose@aem.umn.edu (Deepak Bose)
Subject: Re: Bekel bela, Theker somoai
Organization: University of Minnesota
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 05:16:51 GMT

dbose@aem.umn.edu (Deepak Bose) writes:


>	CHANGRA GROUP GOES TO AN AMERICAN BAR .
>	------------------------------------


>Samitda--> Chol be Phraiday eebheening , bheekend shooru , ektoo mod
>	gile aashi .

>Parthoda--> Tora jaa aamar Chumkir shaate DATE aachhe .

>Debda--> Aare Partho , maal tene , haathe botol niye majnoo er moton
>	DATE e jaash . Dekhbi ChumkiDI koto impreshed hobe .

>Deepokda--> Abey saala mod khe gaalagal korte khoob moja aasbe . Chol chol .

>Nishtda-->Phresh locaal taadi paawa jaabe to ? Taadi aar phitaar-hoeels ,
>	 OOOOFF ! aar kichhu chaina aamaar .

>[ Phophot suddenly wakes up from  sleep ]

>Phophot--> Kidhar jaawat ho ?? Humka bhi liye jaao . Thharraa nahi pine
>	 se humka dehydresaan hui jaabe .

>Ruchirda--> Shaala bihari ta moder gondhe oothe pore che .

>Debda--> MOOstapha kothae ?? EI MOOSTAPHA MAAL TAANTE JAABI NA ??

>MOOstapha-->[shouts from the window of his house ] Aar ekta bou baaki aachhe .
>	  Eta ke khus kore aaschhi . Tora bero , I bhill shee you gaaij theaar .

>*********************************************************************************

>[ They reach an american bar . The problem is that other than Samitda none
>of them knows English . However Samitda's English ij alsho bhery bad ]

[they enter the bar and take seats ]

Waitress--> Hi !!! What would like sir ?

Phophot--> Eee Hai hai kahe karat rahi ?? Koi ghar ma maari gila kaa ?

Samitda--> Chup kor , ganwaar kothakar !! Let mee shpeak in English bith
		haar .
		Yesh , madam , ij theaar any shpeshaal today ?

Nishitda--> Ei khaneo shaala shpeshaal cha khawaabi ? Aamaar kintu locaal
	  taadi na pele , maatha kaarab hoye jaabe .

Debda--> Nishit , tui Raashiaan Bhodkaa try kor . Besh communist-communist
	bhaab laagbe .

Nishitda--> Shotti ?? Taa hole aamaar jonne ek botol raashiaan communisht
	  Bhodka aar ek packet philtaar Hoeels  .

Ruchirda--> Aamaar ek botol kollaani maarkaa kaalo beeyar holei cholbe .
		Shaala boddo rogaa hoe gechi , ektoo beeyar khe shaastho
		baanabo . Phophot behari ta ke dhore khoob petate hobe .

phophot--> Hum to bachpan se ek hi maal piwat rahi . Moongeri laal ka
	 aslee Thharraa .

Samitda--> Oi MOOstapha ta ekhono aashe ni kano ? Ei Partho tor ki chaai ?

Parthoda--> Aamaake ek botol Huisky taratari ene de . Chumki aamaar jonne
	  oppekkha korche .

	  [ MOOstapha enters ]

Deepokda--> Abey ban*&%$ kothaakaar ! Eto deri korli kano ??

MOOsthpha--> Aatke pore chhilaam .

Debda--> Ki soowar-ka-bachcha , ki bolli AATKE giye chhilo ?
	Kutti chu* chhilis naa ki ?

Samitda--> Ki Deepok aar Deb , toder kee chaai ?

Debda aar Deepokda--> JAI SHRI RAM ! TRIPAAL EKSH RAAM !

Samitda--> aar MOOstapha tor ?

MOOstapha--> TRIPAL EKSH ALLAH !

Deepokda--> Abey bokach*&$ , oi naamer kono maal nei .

MOOstapha--> Kano nei ? I report to MSA .

Samitda --> I bhaant bhun botol oph enlish beeyaar .

Waitress-->( Looks at MOOstapha ) What do you want sir ?

MOOstapha--> Same to me baby !!!

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Deepak






>[ to be continued ]

>Deepak




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