From: kdw@icd.ab.com (Kenneth D. Whitehead)
Subject: Re: Dreamer's "Departure.................." 
Organization: Allen-Bradley Company, Inc.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 20:03:16 GMT

In a fine parody of (then) vice-president Richard Nixon's famous "Checkers" 
speech,dreamer@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (David Caruso II ~~~) writes:

(Lots of stuff deleted)

>	A few words.  I wonder if anyone, anyone at all, thinks that "Dreamer
>bashing" has gotten me down in the slightest.  To them, I'd say that it
>definitely has not.

Yeah, right... 

>	Let's face it.  I'm not naive.  I'm not subjective based in my own 
>emotions.  I'm not a "second-rate" writer.

Yeah you are.

>	And yes, I know I seem smug and arrogant for always talking about 
>intelligence ...

Yes, you do.  At last!  Dreamer seems to be be catching on.  This is one of
the very few accurate things you've said in your whole "career" with t.p.a.

>	The person who is me, in real life, would definitely surprise many
>here.  I'm not the person you want to think I am, but someone who is simply
>different ...

Yeah, you already told us;  in your words, you're
>> not exactly a skinny pale-faced
>computer nerd with the dexterity of a bowling ball and a fear of the dark.
>Heh heh ... not hardly.

Why are you so concerned about what we think you look like?  The important thing 
is that we know how that loose cannon you call a brain works;  that's why 
everybody beats you up so badly on the newsgroup;  you spend about half of 
your time posting these whiny "please understand me" letters on t.p.a., and 
the other half of the time posting drivel that makes you look like a real human
rectal vent.  We DO know the real you.

>	Go ahead, flame away.  It does not matter.  Misinterpret my words.  
>Filter them through your hate.  Twist them and plot against me.  In the long 
>run, it's all so useless.

Hooo-eee!  "Twist and plot against me"...  Ol' dreamer's starting to sound more 
and more like Nixon all the time...  Or Captain Queeg;  Hey dreamer!  Who stole 
the strawberries?  Was it those disloyal officers?

>Sport hunting is just one facet of a huge, terrible mindset; that 
>if pervasive in the minds of people, will ultimately result in the destruction
>of the civilization of mankind.

Oh, you poor deluded fool.  You haven't learned anything on this group, have 
you?  I think statements like the one above are a great example of why we
will ultimately consign you ARFs to the dustbin of history.  I think the best
part is that you probably talk this way around normal people;  you don't even
realize how sophomoric you sound!  I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Keep up the good work, dreamer...  The pro-people forces NEED fools like you
doing the talking for the ARFs.

>	That's all for me.  Feel free to contact me, if you wish.  I won't be 
>coming by here anymore.  I'll still be around, though, somewhere ...

I think you are lying.  I think this is just one more of your little pleas
for sympathy and understanding from the people you've tried so hard to insult.
I bet we'll see more of you on t.p.a.

But just in case he's serious, I'll meet all you guys down at the local
bar for beers and high-fives all around.  And as the song goes,  "another one
bites the dust..."

And as the other song goes, 

 "Nah nah nah nah
  nah nah nah nah
  hey hey
  goodbye!


******MEGA-GLOAT************

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>David Caruso II                       "Great minds are the most misunderstood."
>dreamer@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu						-- DAC2

Look at the quote above.  Dreamer is quoting HIMSELF!  And guess who the
"great mind" is that he's talking about?  See what I mean about him being 
deluded?

I think dreamer disproves his own "quote". Maybe great minds are misunderstood,
but so are minds like dreamers.


Ken
kdw@odin.icd.ab.com (Kenneth D. Whitehead)

>>>>------------>  "One shot, quick and clean"

43 days until bow season!


 

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