From: ina_pearce@actew.oz.au
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Straight, gay, whatever....
Date: 2 Oct 92 14:18:25 EST
Organization: ACT Electricity & Water

>                    A Questionnaire on Heterosexuality
>                    ----------------------------------
> 
> 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

being born
> 
> 2. When and how did you decide you were heterosexual?

again, when i was born and It wasn't a decision
> 
> 3. Isn't it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may
>    grow out of?

probably when i die...
> 
> 4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear
>    of others of the same sex?

no because I fear women more than i fear men
> 
> 5. If you've never slept with another person of the same sex, isn't it
>    possible that you just need a good gay lover?

my lovers are always happy :-)
>
> 6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did
>    they react?

I haven't needed to
>
> 7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to reduce others into your
>    lifestyle?

no need to, they were all born the same way
> 
> 8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just
>    be who you are and keep it quiet?

because I'm proud to be normal
> 
> 9. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems
>    he/she would have to face?

i don't see it a problem to shit out of a normal size hole
> 
> 10. A disproportionate number of child molesters are heterosexual. Do
>     you consider it safe to expose your child to heterosexual teachers?

that's funny - all the child-molestors i've read about are men molesting
 young boys
> 
> 11. With all the societal support that marriage receives, the divorce
>     rate is still spiralling upward. why are there so few stable
>     relationhips among heterosexuals?

because women have become so domineering - but at least we can still have 
children with parents (note the plural!)
>
> 12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

because it's the source of life and our sole purpose - without it we wouldn't
be here
> 
> 13. Considering the menace of over-population, how could the human race
>     survive if everyone were heterosexual?

ever heard of birth control
> 
> 14. If you needed help, could you trust therapists who were heterosexual
>     to be objective? Don't you feel that they might be inclined to
>     influence you in the direction of their own leaning?

yes because they also were born that way they also didn't make a decision
> 
> 15. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive,
>     exclusive heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural, healthy,
>     homosexual potential?

you just contradicted yourself - hoe can homosexuality be 'natural'?
> 
> 16. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been
>     developed that might enable you to change if you want to. Have you
>     considered trying aversion therapy?

are you saying homosexuals are happy. they have the same normal problems as
heterosexuals with a lot of abnormal problemms thrown in.
x + y will always be greater than x (while y>0 :-)
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