HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Taral.Wayne@f432.n250.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
Subject: A bunch o' answers
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Oct  1 1992
Date: 05 Oct 92  01:01:14

 * Original to Matthew L. High @ 1:102/524 in fur_mag
 * Forwarded Mon Oct 05 1992  00:59:20 by Kay Shapero @ 1:102/524

There seems to have been only one copy of Har Har Comics #2 in Toronto.  A
friend of mine bought it, but he's keeping it too, the selfish so-and-so...
   The store said they'd back order it, and The Beguiling  is usually good 
about that. Since no copies have arrived, I can only assume the distributor
isn't offering them.   Of course Fantagraphics owes me a copy for services
rendered back around June, but if I ever want to actually read one I would
probably be well advised to pay cash.

There were three issues of Fission Chicken.  One was only a feature-issue 
of Critters.  But two and three were completely separate books, and failed
miserably all by themselves.  Too bad.  I liked Fission Chicken.  I've 
never been able to find the second issue.  Fantagraphics owes me one of 
those too...

Joshua Quagmire has not only been working for the Rip Off Press, he's been
 writing stories for the Disney comics.  Supergoof I know for sure, but 
recently I got a set of xeroxed pages from Quag that looked like a story 
for a Disney book that I couldn't identify.  No explanation with the 
copies, but it wasn't in Quagmire's style, so most likely he scripted it. 
Josh also wrote and did rough pencils for the Betty Boop comic last year. 
 His pencils were a HELL of a lot better than what the guy who inked them 
did with the story.  Josh recommended I not buy the book, and for once I 
took his advice.

--- Maximus 2.01wb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
From: alberti@ux.acs.umn.edu (Timothy Fay)
Subject: Re: Questions from a cursed furry-comics fan
Originator: alberti@staff.tc.umn.edu
Organization: Revolutionary Anarchist Bowling League
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 00:34:37 GMT

In <Sep.28.16.05.18.1992.11343@andromeda.rutgers.edu> pluck@andromeda.rutgers.edu (Thomas Pluck) writes:

>I have Har Har #2, and I think that is the latest issue.  One of the Kazalehs
>is working on the Ren & Stimpy comic it seems, [no first name was listed in 
>the teaser].

That would be Mike.  I saw a copy of the dummy for the first R&S comic
at the MCBA Con this weekend, and it looks pretty funny!


-- 
		Reply to:  avatar@pnet51.orb.mn.org
 "Bowl a strike, not a spare; Revolution everywhere!"  -RABL credo
From: Jesse.Means@f96.n105.z1.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
Subject: Re: Questions from a cursed furry-comics fan
X-Sender: newtout 0.02 Oct  1 1992
Date: 01 Oct 92  09:36:34

I crossposted Mark's questions to fur_mag in FurNet, and here's the first
reply I've seen.  I will be happy to forward any replies.  Kay Shapero

 * Original to Mark E. Bradley @ 1:102/524 in fur_mag
 * Forwarded Thu Oct 01 1992  09:35:48 by Kay Shapero @ 1:102/524

In a message to All <09-28-92 09:31> Mark E. Bradley wrote:

ME> My issue of Xanadu (#1) was published by Thoughts & Images in 1988.
ME> It sez
ME>   its part 1 of a 5 issue limited series.  Are these very hard to
ME> come by?

    I didn't have any trouble coming by them, but then again, I got mine 
from the basement stockpile of Jeff Ferris, publisher of the antropomorphic
 'zine, YARF!.

ME> Are there any more Har Har Comics?  Mike Kazaleh is probably my
ME> favorite
ME> Artist/Writer, so does anyone know what he is doing now?

    Why not ask Tracy Kazaleh. a FurNet regular?
                      ^^^^^^^

ME> did the T&I series go to?  Is the AP series still going strong?

    The Thoughts & Images prints went for 14 issues before the switchover 
to Antarctic Press. The AP series is going relatively strong up through 
issue #8 and the command review style special that is supposed to come out
after that. Beyond that, I'm not really sure.

    Hope that info helps...

--- QuickBBS 2.75
From: bn510@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Matthew L. High)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
Subject: Re: Furry Northern Reviews 4 (Part I -- Long)
Date: 4 Oct 1992 06:18:44 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


Aw, shucks, Niall.  Thanks :)

I should also note that the second issue of WILDLIFE APAzine will
be out in about a week - tribs are still trickling in.  The second
issue will probably be a bit larger, but the price will remain
$6 for the second issue.  That may seem a bit pricy, but if you think
about it, it is about in line with comic book prices ($2.50 for 32
pages) - and with the cost of printing today...trust me, it ain't
gouging.  (besides, I think it's worth it, but that's IMHO. :))

The second issue will feature most of the members of the first issue
 (Mel. White, with an 8-page preview of Shadowpath #3, Shon Howell,
  Joe Rosales, who's doing the cover, Brian Sutton, Joy Riddle, Jim
  Drew and Marc Lynx, with a 1-page start to their new story,
  "Catspaw", Kyla Littlejohn, David Bliss, Riley, and the irrepressible
  Kurt Wilcken), as well as some new members (Steve Corbett with a
  five-page story, Tracy Kazaleh and Greg Bear with "Grime and 
  Punishment", Jefferson Swycaffer, Bill Fitts, David DuPerre, and
  Bryce Nakagawa, featuring two new plates from his new folio,
  "Clayton")  A most impressive lineup, if I do say so myself. :)

Stay tuned for more info...

 - net.spy!  (editor, WILDLIFE APAzine)

PS Not to be confused with Wild Life Tales, the comic book, which I
  am asst. editor on.  Wild Life Tales #1 will be out in January,
  with "WILDLIFERS" by Joe Rosales, "The Cop and the Anthem" by
  John Nunnemacher, "California Cat" by Ted Sheppard, and a short
  story by Pat Dolan (of Bouncy Bunny and Lance Forth fame).  First
  issue will be 40 pages (oversized) at $2.50.  Future issues will
  feature Tom Verre ("The Door Prize"), more Ted Sheppard, Jim Groat,
  "Copper and Iron" by Mike Curtis and Dann Phillips, "Hey, Neeters!"
  by Mike Sagara, and more.  Once again, stay tuned...
From: bmarcum@world.std.com (Bill Marcum)
Subject: Re: A bunch o' questions...
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 05:41:57 GMT

In article <1992Sep30.190500.2178@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu> porsupah@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu writes:
>
> Ahh.. a zine/comic put out by a /lawyer/ ? Do I really want to know ? I've
>heard of commercial diversification, but this is new on me.. :)
>
Actually, it's a pretty good anthology comic, but I haven't seen a new issue
since #3 was published in <where did I put that book?> oh well, sometime last
year, I think.
>-- Pors.  (who *loves* Shanda the Panda, and can't wait for its continuation.
>And probable cancellation shortly thereafter, knowing the ways of things
>furry..)

Shanda is great!  I also love Curtis & Sagara's work in the last two issues of
Albedo.

Bill Marcum  bmarcum@world.std.com  b.marcum@genie.geis.com
"Do you like our ears and butts better up or down?"
From: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
Subject: Questions from a cursed furry-comics fan
Date: 28 Sep 1992 17:31:25 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu



My problem is I'm always late.

I've gotten into comics in the last year, and found that my taste runs
strongest in anthropomorphics.  (This doesn't mean I don't appreciate
superhero comics though.  Why I'm nuts about Fission Chicken and Cutey
Bunny!)

But it seems like everything I like is long past.  Space Ark ended in 1987.
Adventures of Captain Jack ended in 1989.  Critters ended in 1990.  My latest
Dog Boy is from 1987.  Just picked up issue #1 of Xanadu -- 1988.  My most
recent issue of Cutey Bunny is from 1985.  And a lot of the stuff still
going has a lot of back issues I will have trouble finding, like Albedo and
Usagi Yojimbo.  Sigh.

Anyway, my first questions are for information about series I'm trying to
catch up on.  Here goes.

My issue of Xanadu (#1) was published by Thoughts & Images in 1988.  It sez
its part 1 of a 5 issue limited series.  Are these very hard to come by?
Are there any more following?  Is Vicky Wyman doing anything currently?

I have all the Adventures of Captain Jack and issue #1 of Har Har Comics.
Are there any more Har Har Comics?  Mike Kazaleh is probably my favorite
Artist/Writer, so does anyone know what he is doing now?  Does he have any
plans to do more Captain Jack stories?  Will someone tell him I'm sorry I
wasn't there in time to be a subscriber?

I have Command Review Vols 1 and 2, and Albedo #8-14 from Thoughts & Images,
and The New Albedo #4 from Antarctic Press.  I am assuming that when the T&I
series ended, the AP series began.  Correct me if I'm wrong.  How many issues
did the T&I series go to?  Is the AP series still going strong?

I have Dog Boy, Vol. 2, #1-8.  How many issues did this go to?  I'd also love
to collect Dog Boy Vol. 1, but they sound like they are incredibly rare.  What
is Steve Lafler doing now?

I have Army Surplus Komiks Featuring Kelly O'Hare: Cutey Bunny #3-5.  How many
issues did this run?  What is Josh Quagmire doing now?

I have all 5 issues of Space Ark.  Is Ken Mitchroney doing anything currently?

I just got Shanda the Panda #1.  Its from May of this year!!  I want to
subscribe, but I also want to know how many issues its up to now.

Has J.P. Morgan done any Fission Chicken stuff outside of Critters?

Just how hard is it to find a single Omaha the Cat Dancer?

Does anyone have subscription or back issue info on Hepcats?

Gotta run, the system is going to log me out.

Thanks for any info,
Mark

-- 
Mark Bradley                 |  OH, BENB! SO MANY GORGEOUS BABES DOING THAT
by712@cleveland.freenet.edu  |  DOWNTOWN THING! REALLY GIVES YOU A BONER, HUH?
From: dcha@flex.com (Doug Cha)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: I'm upset (but you deserve it dude)
Date: Sat, 03 Oct 92 12:36:13 HST
Organization: Flex Information Network [Hawaii] 808.531.3539

sybesma@quip.eecs.umich.edu (Eric Sybesma) writes:

> In article <cen9Ta200VBAQDbFkX@andrew.cmu.edu> Christopher Travis Clark <cc78
> >Eat my f*cking sh*t. It was a joke you f*cking idiots. My dad is a
> >comedian, and f*ck you and your lame Bboard. You want me to get a life?
> >I'm not the one who sits on his f*cking fat ass, and watches so much
> >late night tv that I can write about it on a computer. Go die. I'm
> >better than you will ever be. F*ckin' Late Night Fan Club Bboard
> >Bastards. Quick question, have any of you guys ever seen the sun? I
> >thought not. I can't belive you people. Computer Dorks.
> >
> >
> >                                     Eat me,
> >
> >                                           Travis
>
> Nice guy...I wonder if I should floss more.  :-)

Hey maybe we were being hard on the guy..  but you gotta expect it when you
come off saying "oh, my dad knows Letterman" and all this with that "ATTITUDE"
of "make friends with me and MAYBE you can meet Letterman".

That kind of talk will get you flames 99/100 times.

Humility is a virtue, bragging sure as hell ain't.

    +------------------------------+
    |  Doug Cha    dcha@flex.com    --------+            ..Neo-Jion..
    +- GE:D.Cha1   dougc@musubi.pubnet.com   --------+      .H.Q.
      ---------+   doug_cha-uhmanoa@uhplato.bitnet    --------+
                ------------------------------------------------------
From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Just say penis
Date: 30 Sep 1992 18:11:59 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu

Although he has gotten over it a bit, Letterman still gets incredibly
squimish everytime someone says "penis."  A few years ago (it's been
that long), Dr. Ruth was on and was trying to seriously discuss the
female orgasm.  She had to stop because saying "orgasm" or "vagina"
made Letterman too uncomfortable.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: gsroka@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gregory Sroka)
Subject: Re: Paul Shaefer
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 92 01:44:52 GMT

In article <16118@borg.cs.unc.edu> crittend@cs.unc.edu writes:
>In article <1992Oct6.045043.29397@leland.Stanford.EDU>, gsroka@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gregory Sroka) writes:
>|> wft@soda.berkeley.edu (William F. Tell) writes:
>|> >By the way, his name is spelled Paul Shaffer.
>|> Uh, no, it's most definitely Paul Shavers.
>|> (Shaffer, my butt!)
>
>according to the Delbert McClinton liner notes, it's S-H-A-F-F-E-R.
>and, i think we all agree, delbert would know.

Pardon me, B-R-A-D, it's actually Paul Schneider.
(Dave would know.)
>
>so, shaffer your butt, indeed.
>
Thank you. I think I will.

>and, my friend dave from berkeley, says you're and incredible idiot.
>so there.

(By the way, Brad, when you get your first freshman composition paper graded,
be prepared for lots of red.  Teachers love bad comma usage!!)

Who the hell is Dave from Berkeley?  And why is he calling me an idiot?
If he was talking about William Tell from Berkeley, get a clue Brad, and read 
WHO you are responding to! If he really meant me, tell him thanks.  
(His butt will be shaffered when he least expects it!) 

---
Greg (from Stanford)
From: dltmn@compuserve.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Copyrights (was Re: Favorite Van Pattens/Body Parts)
Date: 1 Oct 92 18:41:57 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Solar Federation
Originator: jlwoodal@c00060-100lez.eos.ncsu.edu


Yeah right....  What the hell will they do, SUE US?
PLEASE get real!  There are music lyric servers all over the
internet, and people send top ten list back and forth all the time.
The internet news group is merely a form of communication,
MAINLY for academic purposes. Posting of Top 10 lists is hardly
illegal.  But then again, what would all you Engineering
and Physics geeks know about real world situations??
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Single breasted sport jacket
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 2 Oct 92 19:18:24 GMT

ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202) writes:

>Did anyone else notice that Tuesday's show broke Letterman's two or
>three year streak of wearing double breasted jackets?

This is, of course, a sign of the apocalypse.

"If there were such a thing as a triple-breasted jacket,
   you'd wear it, right?"
                          - Viewer Mail letter

-- 
Matt McIrvin, posting nonsense again
From: hsm@sei.cmu.edu (Scott Matthews)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: ...Rocks and Garbage...
Date: 30 Sep 92 19:29:50 GMT
Organization: The Software Engineering Institute


Guys

About the Democaratic party possible catch-phrases:

WHat about..

(1)  We have compromising pictures of Bush with angela landsbury
(2)  We're Dukkak-er-if-ic (hot babe)
(3)  Please.  Please..  for the love of God PLEASE vote for us (thin bald guy)
(4)  We dont have a clue, but we dont have a Quayle (old lady)
(5)  Read my lips.  No Dan Quayle (little girl)

Hmmmm.

What about last year's catch phrases?  It seems like the old lady and little girl wipe up every year..

Little girl:
"I'm a sweet little cupcake.... BAKED BY THE DEVIL"
"I just fed my little brother..  to the kitty" (or something)

And Pete Fetovich always seems to say something about BUICKS...

scott
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: fuzzy@leland.Stanford.EDU (Daniel Zappala)
Subject: Re: Dave on Regis and Kathi Lee
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Distribution: alt
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 03:09:50 GMT

In article <AKNOWLES.92Oct5154738@expert.expert.com> aknowles@expert.expert.com (Anne Knowles) writes:
>I was listening to Regis and Kathi Lee as I was brushing my teeth
>this morning and before you flame me for it listen to what you
>missed. I heard the audience go wild so I went to look and there was
>Dave making an impromptu visit. He traded ties with Regis and gave 
>him an autographed photo of some guy I didn't know, then gave Kathi
>Lee Gifford Late Night shirts for herself, her husband Frank Gifford
>andf her son "Dobie." (For those of you who don't know, she talks 
>incessantly about her son Cody.) Then he gave her kisses on
>both cheeks,then gave a guy in the audience a huge piece of what 
>looked like pork sausage and a kiss on both cheeks. Then he left.
>Very funny, especially when he called Kathi Lee's son Dobie.
>
>All this time watching Regis and Kathi Lee has finally paid off.
>
>Anne


This was one of the few times I've seen the show...a rare time when
I had free time in the morning.  The photograph Dave gave to Regis
was of Bill Walsh, SF 49'ers football coach - turned NBC football
commentator - turned Stanford football coach.  I don't know if
Dave was inspired to give him this photograph after Stanford's
upset of Notre Dame!  

This bit truly was funny!

Daniel
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: ltao@netcom.com (Lilly Tao)
Subject: Step by Step & Velcro
Organization: Netcom Online
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 18:21:28 GMT

Did anyone see "Step By Step" on Friday night?  My tv mag blurb says:
"Frank attempts a stunt David Letterman is known for when he puts on a
suit made of Velcro to jump against a Velcro wall and win the admiration
of Alicia."

I bet it wasn't one tenth as funny as when Dave did it.

Lilly
ltao@netcom.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: bberbeni@nyx.cs.du.edu (Bill Berbenich)
Subject: Re: Chris Elliot
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 92 03:27:53 GMT

In <mcirvin.718053112@husc8> mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:

>Bob Elliot was also half of Bob and Ray, one of the most brilliant,
>subtly twisted comedy acts of the 20th century.  I think Ray died
>recently.  It's a pity.

Yeah, that was Ray Goulding.  He kicked off within the last five years
sometime.  Damn shame when guys like that go, but there are always others
coming up to take their place.
--
"Yes, he really said that!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: djm0238@zeus.tamu.edu (Heath "H-man" Allyn)
Subject: Catch phrases
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 03:04:00 GMT



	Speaking of catch phrases,(and many people have been) Some of the ones 
that stick out in my mind from different years-

Little girl:"I lost my dolly...DOWN THE CRAPPER!!"

old woman:"HAM!HAM!HAM!"

little girl (different year):"I'm a cute little cupcake...BAKED BY THE DEVIL!!!"

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: drosera@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Donald Burden)
Subject: Re: Favorite Van Pattens/Body Parts
Organization: /etc/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 23:43:11 GMT

In article <1992Sep29.221352.2170@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu> swede@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu writes:
>Top Ten Body Parts or Van Pattens
>
>10. Heart
>9. Kidney
>8. Vincent
>7. Trachea
>6. Joyce
>5. James
>4. Bladder
>3. Timothy
>2. Spleen
>1. Dick
>
I remembered #1 was printed as a tie: "Dick/dick".  When Dave read it on the
air, one of the "dicks" was bleeped out.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: bryanh@dseg.ti.com (Bryan Hazel )
Subject: Re: Elle/Arsenio vs Claudia/Letterman
Reply-To: bryanh@dseg.ti.com
Organization: Just Me
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 00:18:31 GMT

In article 25072@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu, dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams) writes:
>sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol) writes:
>
>>dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams) writes:
> >>Dave sometimes forgoes a "real" (dull) interview in favor of being 
> >>DAMN funny!   That is what makes his show better than EVERYONE elses.
> >> >I am surprised more people don't tell him off...
> >>If they do, then it's just that much funnier. Cher or that nut Shirley M.
> >>calling him an "asshole" is always sure fire "classic" material...
>
> >give credit where credit is due: He IS an asshole (at least on-screen).
>
>Well, I do not think he is an "asshole" at ALL!!  Unless that happens
>to be your label for intelligent, witty, and very funny people...
>
> >That's his trademark. 
>Hardly...
>
> >Some people like it, some don't. 
>That much is true, at least.
>
> >Sometimes I like to watch Arsenio do a "real" (boring) interview, 
>
>Ugh...  I *NEVER* like to "watch arsenio", although I do sometimes watch 
>one of his guests if I really like them a lot.  Besides, *everything*
>that arsenio does is boring, whether it is "real" or not.  :->
>
> >sometimes I like to watch Dave piss off a guest.
>
>That is usually funny, but it doesn't happen very often, but when 
>it does you can almost certainly count on their *deserving* it...
>
> >I will admit that sometimes it comes off really funny. 
>DAMN funny...<heh>
>
> >Obviously he is good at what he does; otherwise he wouldn't be in 
> >his eleventh or twelfth season...
>
>YES, absolutely!  But I think you are *dead* wrong in saying "what he does"
>is act like an asshole.  What Dave does is put on the funniest and by FAR
>the most original "talk show" ever on television.  That is no "asshole".
>
> >It's just that sometimes (I THINK) it gets old.
>
>Except that Dave does more NEW things than all the other shows combined!
>
>-{ DA }-
>

Yeah, that's why Arsenio is on the lame-o syndicated channels rather than a real network (although that may be 
stretching it for NBC :-). As for originality, y'know, Steve Allen was the first talk-show host to jump into a giant
bowl of Jell-O and, if anything, was the prototype for many of Letterman's zany antics. Original or not, I'm glad
Letterman brought this kind of humor back to TV. Let's hope he jumps to CBS where he can take on Arsenio
straight up and crush his wimpy show.  Guess what this is:

  ~/  /   \
|8-0|X-0|8-X|
  ~\  \   /



Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Kreskin <or however it is spelled>
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 18:10:10 GMT

What is with this guy? He is on the show as much as 
Teri Garr or K-Mar...

He is ALWAYS hyper...and he is pretty GOOD huh?? Not even I knew it
was Virgina.

Heh...but the funniest past was what Dave was saying about him:

He has natural and supernatrual powers,
He has X-Ray vision,
He can make stuff fly just buy looking at it...

Hah..I laughed SO damn hard..I think I pulled something.
--
           Marshal Perlman <> Florida Institute of Technology 
                    ***** perlman@zach.fit.edu ***** 
               Private Pilot - Airplane Single-Engine Land

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: brock@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Bradley W. Brock)
Subject: Re: ...Rocks and Garbage...
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 15:26:39 GMT


In article <19vt8tINN916@agate.berkeley.edu> pedro@eerc.berkeley.edu (Peter  
Clark) writes:
> On another note, didn't Dave once try to spread a rumor around the country
> or a bad joke, or just the punchline ...  my memory fails me here.

Are you thinking of:

Dave: Paul, have you tried that new Prudhomme restaurant?
Paul: Is that Paul Prudhomme?
Dave: No, Don Prudhomme.  I had the funny-car veal and the nitro-burning  
prawns.

--
Bradley W. Brock, Department of Mathematics
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology  | "Honor one another above yourselves."
brock@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu       | -Paul of Tarsus to the Romans
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: bryanh@dseg.ti.com (Bryan Hazel 575-5102)
Subject: Re: Arsenio & George Bush from rec.humor.funny
Reply-To: bryanh@dseg.ti.com
Organization: Texas Instruments
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 00:51:40 GMT

In article 1150@looking.on.ca, kisaacso@nyx.cs.du.edu (Kevin Isaacson) writes:
>
> 
>Marlon Fitzwater recently likened the Arsenio Hall show to the Gong Show.  In
>response, Arsenio said he could think of a few shows to associate with the
>current administration.  For George Bush: "To Tell the Truth", for 
>Dan Quayle:  "Get Smart", and for Marlon Fitzwater: "Get A Life."  
> 
>--
>Selected by Brad Templeton.  MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com.
>Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  A Daemon will auto-reply.
>
>Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes.  You think I have
>time to hand-correct everybody's postings?

Oh, that Arsenio! He cracks me up so. . . NOT!


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