HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail...
Date: 25 Aug 92 21:02:48 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <3255@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) spews:

[various Military personel disappearing under mysterious circumstances
 "Does anyone smell gravy??"]

>|>>|>->Eccles aka How can you tell the difference? I mean apart from the knees?
>|>>|>Pag aka what about the lost brain..????
>|>>|Meetch aka You mean Jos actually found 'is brain ???
>|>>Yes! I finally found me brain and stuck it where it belongs! There's
>|>>just one thing now ... I can't sit properly anymore ... Does anyone
>|>>know for sure where a brain's supposed to be? Suggestions anyone?
>|>Umm.. 'ave yer tried standin' on yer 'ead ?  It worked for Ghandi.. or
>|>was the telly upside-down again.  Nyeeeargggh!  I forgit.
>|Why not try standing on someone elses head... even if ti doesn't
>|work, it's still fun!
>|
>|>>Jos aka I thought it was somewhere below the abdomen, dunno ...
>|>Meetch aka Maybe just below the shoulders ?
>|oIsnm... I know.... in your head!!!

>Noooo ... can't be! How am I supposed to stick my brains in my head then eh?
>Up my nostrils or something? Nah! can't be ... you're just too silly.

>Jos aka Other Suggestions Anyone?
Jamse sls Yeah, I got a Suggestion but I won't be revealin' it to
	the likes o' yew!!
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: None, really.
Date: 3 Sep 92 14:50:09 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <BtxKxz.90K@wpi.WPI.EDU> leone@wpi.WPI.EDU (David M Leone) writes:


I was going to reply to that article, but then I decided not to.

Jseam aka
From: tbs@login.dkuug.dk (Torben B. S|rensen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Dead birds and comedians
Keywords: MP
Date: 1 Sep 92 17:30:02 GMT

torben
tbs@login.dkuug.dk
"don't mind him, he's from Barcelona"
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Band
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 14:05:06 GMT

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
}>ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
}>>>Chris aka I play the drums (really I do)
}>>Sure, sure.....let's hear you then.  Just use Jos's head as a snare and
}>>Jester's foot as yer bass-pedal.
}>can i really be a bass-pedal?? huh??/ can I??? huh???? please???
}>I do it so well..... look
}>Thump THUmp tHUMP THUMP tHuMp...
}>see......
}Impressive!  I especially like the way your nose vibrates.  Can that be
}adjusted?

well, yes..let me use the 3 and 1/8's inch rotary dialsquigget set...

<wrench} <pry> ...<pry>....<pry>....all set...

}>>PKT aka cymbalism.
}>Jester aka beat me, harder...
}Do you want to go upstairs?  Or are you here for a vacation?

well...both can't we go upstairs for a holiday???

}PKT aka percussion R us.
Jester aka faster you fiend.....
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From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Hmm...I like this, please explain
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Distribution: global
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 21:24:27 GMT

During a MP movie I came to the realization that there is
probably a news group on this subject, and it might be
pretty cool...frigid even...to join in. 
Sure enough, your here.  So this is your standard "Hi,
I'm a newbie as if you couldn't tell, please get the teasing
over and get used to me....I'm here to stay" introduction.
*grin*

Now.
As to the explaining...I have been reading this group for..
ohhh....2 hours, (all my entries are gone..*pout*) and
I have observed a very strange mannerism.
Such as J.T. aka blah bla blah bla blah
would someone tell me where this originated at, I can't really
use it unless I understand it....otherwise it would be silly!!!

*Grin*     go ahead.......say it.

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From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: New Band Line-Up
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 21:15:49 GMT


In article <26AUG199223223789@zeus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) 

|> Sax (yes S-A-X)               --   Nop. No horns!

|> Ratboy forgot some people...hmmm...anyone else?

I can play alto sax a lot better than I can sing...

--lisa aka all-around wind player...
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks
Date: 26 Aug 92 16:42:35 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Aug21.214751.24804@access.digex.com> corun@access.digex.com (Corun MacAnndra) nudge=nudges:


>Lisa,

>Some of us got it, didn't we my little glovey dovey.

>Corun aka 42

I had it, but I passed it off in a play that could only be
described as 'a wonderful fake'.

James akka I've got half a hole in my pocket!
From: aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Can I just interrupt here for a second...
Date: 27 Aug 92 09:50:21 -0300
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <1992Aug26.022226.14166@nmt.edu>, ewagoner@nmt.edu (Eric L. Wagoner) writes:
> In article <guest.10@sofus.dhhalden.no> guest@sofus.dhhalden.no (.GJEST) writes:
>>Can I just say that this is the first time I've posted to this group this 
>>term?
>>
>>Magnum
> 
> You're very silly, and I'm not going to read you.
> 
> 
> eric
> 
But it's my only line!!!

Andrew aka shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of fun!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Comfort
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 01 Sep 92 06:25:52 GMT

Elizabeth Amral Pereira <ep2k+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:


> 
>>I am the Egg Man
>>I am the Egg Man
>>I am the Walrus

>Wait, 
>   This is a Monty Python Bboard.  Why are we quoting the Beatles. 
>That's another Bboard.  Get it straight!!!!

I'd rather 'ave one with a knot in it.
>Some may call me.....Tim, but you can call me Liz.
Righto, Bruce.

>....Liz
Meetch aka Shall we call you Eric just to keep it clear ?
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: THE COMFY CHAIR????
Date: 30 Aug 92 21:53:16 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <BtoFwC.6wH@news.cso.uiuc.edu> jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) enters the room to the sound of trumpet fanfare:

>grada@columbia.dsu.edu (Alison Grad) writes:

>>I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition...
>#include "CRASH!"
>NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
>Our supreme weapon is fear and surprise...

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
I've heard it all before...
If only something really *unexpected* would happen on this thread.
Nah!! What d'you suppose the odds of that would be ...

	Why did you say 'good morning'?
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: CONFUSE-A-CAT/VISITORS
Date: 31 Aug 92 23:56:01 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>	I was wondering if all thew episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
>had been released on video yet? 
>	Specifically, I'm looking for two sketches in particular:
>		confuse-a-cat
>		The Visitors (like what goes around the middle of the earth
>				only with an 'l')

>can anybody tell me if these are out and on what volumes they exist?
>If they're not out, I'd monetarily appreciate them on video if someone
>has them...

Um... I think it's on vid somewhere.. I'm sure I saw it. Try writing
to the BBC. I have it, but it's orf TV.

ISm?
NO!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark)
Subject: Re: Pythonesque flaming
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date:  2 Sep 92 10:38:10 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>}Really Darling...
>}I have several *flames* already *wink wink*...But I have yet
>}to find one that can properly handle me. *nudge nudge*

>me..me..me...can I handle you please?? I want to try???

>}Lisa aka ask me if I go *say no more*
>Jester aka she does...she goes more....
>-- 
>Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time
>to reform.
>		-- Mark Twain

Nee.........................Ohhhhh, God.

Clarkus aka But only when they're green.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Date: 31 Aug 92 14:05:18 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
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From: lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman)
Subject: Re: The Band
Originator: lmasterm@bigmax.ulowell.edu
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Lowell Computer Science
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 21:01:09 GMT


In article <1992Aug25.094105.10512@news.ysu.edu>, af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
|> 
|> I will only wear skimpy, tight, revealing and degrading clothing
|> if Tia and lisa join me.

well, I suppose if we're in it together I could cope...

|> you didn't think you could have just *one* of us, did you?
|> 
|> we are a package deal *wink wink*

Like I said, we come in six-packs...

|> Lisa aka where do I sign, and when do I get paid?
--lisa aka we're going to be costly, you know
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 01 Sep 92 06:23:04 GMT


>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
Oh, come on.  Just one little after dinner mint !
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Banned names
Date: 27 Aug 92 15:04:21 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <DJOHNSON.92Aug23232631@gutenberg.gac.edu> djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) thrashes:

>In article <23AUG199220320570@venus.tamu.edu> mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>.>>We need a band name...
>.>ME VOCALIST. ME GROWL LOWD! ME MAD CHAINSAW WIELDING ZOMBIE
>.>RITUALISTIC NOT-VERY-NICE-PERSON. ME LUV GRUNT. ME SING! (ISH...)

>.Why not? Slayer does it and they sound great! So..we have me on guitar...OSInm
>.on bass and vocals...someone's elbowless dad on the drums/head...we have a band!

>.With the intellegnce OSInm showed in that last remark we may need another 
>.lyricist...

>.>Band name? Um... the Leprous Hell-Wombats from the planet Norman!

>.Hmmm. What about Gravedigger's Leftovers?

>How 'bout "People who Like Daisies on a Warm Summer Day Named Frank"
>or mebbe just "The Long Anticipated Doom of Western Civilization"
>or "People Who Play Instruments and Make Music"
>or even "The Zoomers"  (Ooooo!)
Or "Algon-1"
or "Pieces of My Brain That I'm Not Using Right Now"
or "Semprini-Cakes"
> 
>.>>Ratboy the Tone-Deaf
>.>OSInm aka (as above)
>.Ratboy the Corpse
>Dan aka Guy who's just FRANTIC to get into the band
Same J aka Guy who was in a band and probably will be a band
	again at some point in the not-too-distant future
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: bird@utkvx.utk.edu (Robert Bird)
Subject: Re: Toad the Wet Sprocket
Summary: Rock Notes 
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: Toad the Wet Sprocket 
Organization: University of Tennessee Computing Center
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 15:07:00 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.130116.20797@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, cbray@nyx.cs.du.edu (chris bray) writes...
>The band, Toad the Wet Sprocket, said that their name came from a character
>in a Monty Python sketch, which sketch is it from, and which episode was
>it in?
> 
>I've been looking in my copy of the first 200 years of MP, and haven't found
>it yet...
> 
>Thanks...
>Chris Bray
> 
>--
Toad the Wet Sprocket was mentioned in The Final Rip Off in a sketch called
Rock Notes.  It is located near the end of Cassette/Disc 2.  It was not
a character, but a band.  The reference may exist elsewhere as well.

Robert Bird
bird@utkvx.utk.edu
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: an arguement
Date: 1 Sep 92 00:02:46 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>>>>No it isn't.
>>>{DING} Thank you.
>>Oh yes it was... erm.. eh ?

>Oh. Now you've ruined the mood. 
>"Start again." 
>{clown waves}

>Mt. Everest. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world...
Wot. I assume you mean Eddie Hillary, Chris (D/B)onnington etc.

>>>Ratboy aka But that was never five minutes just now...
>>Meetch aka I'm sorry but I can't argue with you any more unless you've paid!
>Ratboy aka Oh, this is futile!
ioSnm... bottom.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: REQUEST for Meaning of Life song
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:12:49 GMT

>Well, I thought this was going to be more useful than it actually is, since
>I can't find what I was looking for.  I _used_ to have a goodly portion of 
>that song on my Mac, but I can't find the disk I put it on.

>Anyway, the song starts off:	Remember that your standing on a planet
>				that's evolving, and revoving at 900
>				miles an hour, that's orbiting at 18,000
>				miles a secon, so it's reckoned, a sun
>				that is th esource of all its power.
WOAH! We're moving too fast! I think I'm going to fall off! SOMEBODY
STOP THE RIDE... I'M GOING TO BE <Slightly Intelligent Crazy
Rosebi)

Anyway. Anyone wants all of this song, write to me, and I'll mail
you back telling you to wait a while coz it's at home on my hard
disck.

>Sorry I couldn't remember more.
And so you should be. Now go upstairs without any supper.

ISn>?mMDJLKSAJHslakjs?
oh.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: AKA
Date: 3 Sep 92 14:07:21 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <sprooney.715307234@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) intervenes:


>>>Someone please let me in on this aka thing.
>>>(NO, I dont have a sense of homur.bork.bork.bork)
>>Okay. You're in on it.
>>Jesam aka Never too busy to be cryptic for the uninitiated
>BTW... Who gave this Jim bloke an aka licence... He's misusing it!
No one. It's pirated!! HA HAA!!
Now, I'm off to sail the wide Accountcy (pirates kan't spel)

>aka nS
>oinm..?
same J aka Mess wi' me an' I'll have yer head nailed to the floor
	so fast you won't even reconnize yer own shag.
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From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Name
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 04:30:00 GMT

>This is my first time posting anywhere and I don't care if I get flamed 
>because I get no mail here on this UUCP node anyway...

Oh. Like we ever flame anyone...*evil grin*

>I got a name, how about "Antelopes nibblin on the hoops"  Thats has a 
>nice sort of woody sound to it.

Yea. I like that...group vote!

>Edwin Ostrin
Ratboy aka Ratboy aka Ratboy aka Ratboy aka Ratboy aka Ratboy aka Ratboy


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: New band formed right under your--Eeew!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 01:35:00 GMT

Ok. We've got a band!

Guitars--      Ratboy
Bass/vocals--  OSInm
Drums/head--   Someone's dad

We don't have a name yet, but all ideas can be posted on the thread that's 
already going around frightening the children.

What we need in a lyricist. We are starting auditions right here. Please post
all entries as a follow-up to this article.

PS. Anyone else wanna be in our band? Just post and tell us what instrument 
you play!

Ratboy who is acting like it's *his* band...
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: CONFUSE-A-CAT/VISITORS
Date: 30 Aug 92 06:32:26 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

00mebroda@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:



>	I was wondering if all thew episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus
>had been released on video yet? 
>	Specifically, I'm looking for two sketches in particular:
>		confuse-a-cat
>		The Visitors (like what goes around the middle of the earth
>				only with an 'l')

>can anybody tell me if these are out and on what volumes they exist?
>If they're not out, I'd monetarily appreciate them on video if someone
>has them...

ARGH!!!!

A posting with something to do with monty-python.... AREGH

Run away!

Eccles aka *grin*

Sorry, i've never heard of 'em at all.. if you find out tell us. please
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: cbray@nyx.cs.du.edu (chris bray)
Subject: Toad the Wet Sprocket
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 13:01:16 GMT

The band, Toad the Wet Sprocket, said that their name came from a character
in a Monty Python sketch, which sketch is it from, and which episode was
it in?

I've been looking in my copy of the first 200 years of MP, and haven't found
it yet...

Thanks...
Chris Bray

--
==============================================================================
csb1@engr.uark.edu            |  Chris Bray
cbray@uafhp.uark.edu          |  University of Arkansas, Fayetteville 
==============================================================================
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Comfort
Organization: Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar, Dublin
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 00:05:54 GMT


>I am the Egg Man
>I am the Egg Man
>I am the Walrus

OH MY GODS IT'S A WALURUS! 
(Hanging by it's neck?!?)

>I think there's something in that for all of us.
YAY! A Walurus full of presies!

>The Wiseman
Wot? Don't be a bottom!

Siom.?N>>>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: cappucci@crs.cl.msu.edu (Horny Italian Bastard)
Subject: Monty!
Organization: Art of Technology Digest
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 02:44:20 GMT

How can I get Monty Python tapes and stuff? Where is more like it,
I am in dearborn, MI, usa
From: Robert.T.Warfield@dartmouth.edu (Robert T. Warfield)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: ADVERTISEMENT
Date: 28 Aug 92 11:56:56 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
X-Posted-From: InterNews1.0d56@newshost.dartmouth.edu


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From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 13:06:20 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.200823.24808@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
*burp* I fart in your direction, you son of a no good person.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ednclark@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Jeffrey Clark)
Subject: Re: PS
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date:  2 Sep 92 10:24:08 GMT

lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:


>In article <22AUG199217033108@venus.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>|> >>We need a band name...
>|> >How 'bout "Dead Herring" ?
>|> Hmmm. I was thinking more along the lines of "Comatose Broccoli"...

>How about "Vermillion Kumquat?"  No, wait, that's my friend's name...

>|> >>Ratboy the Tone-Deaf
>|> >Meetch aka *ding--ding ding ding ding ding ding ding* I see watcha mean..
>|> Ratboy the Ding-Deaf
>-- lisa aka the Chartreuse Celery Stick

NEE!!!

Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Date: Wed,  2 Sep 1992 21:07:07 -0400 
From: Marcus D Schlegel <msay+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Can I just interrupt here for a second...
	<5902@m1.cs.man.ac.uk>

Oh, great knights who formerly said nicht, but now say
icky-icky-icky-ptang-zoom, what do you want now?

"We want you to find the biggest tree in the forest and cut it down with
. . .A HERRING!"

A herring?!  We will do no such thing!
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Oh yes, I forgot...
Date: 27 Aug 92 11:15:47 GMT
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy



I'm going to be gone AGAIN, starting tomarrow.  If you would please
let my plants out and water my cat, I'd appreciate it.  Also, could
you dust the house, vacuum the basement, clean the toilets and the
sinks, reshingle the roof, paint the garage, dig a pool, put an
additional bedroom on to the house, remodel the kitchen, buy me a
summer home, build a pool there, install statellite to both of them,
and walk my dog, I'd appreciate it.

Dan aka thanks, I'll be back in 9 or 10 days.
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail Script
Date: 4 Sep 92 09:08:19 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <BtyKpq.BB2@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>                     "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
>                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>  The Cast (in order of appearance [roughly]):
>      KING ARTHUR : Graham Chapman
>      PATSY : Terry Gilliam
>      GUARD #1 : Michael Palin
>      GUARD #2 : John Cleese
>      MORTICIAN :  Eric Idle
>      CUSTOMER :  John Cleese
>      DEAD PERSON :  ???
>      DENNIS :  Michael Palin
>      WOMAN :  Terry Jones
>      BLACK KNIGHT : John Cleese (?)
         Yes

>      VILLAGER #1 : Eric Idle
>      VILLAGER #2 : Michael Palin
>      SIR BEDEMIR : Terry Jones
>      WITCH : ???
         Connie Booth

>      VILLAGER #3 : John Cleese
>      NARRATOR:  Michael Palin
>      SIR LAUNCELOT : John Cleese
>      SIR GALAHAD : Michael Palin
>      SIR ROBIN : Eric Idle
>      GOD : ???
         Graham Chapman

>      FRENCH GUARD : John Cleese
>      MINSTREL : ???
         Neil Innes

>      LEFT HEAD : Terry Jones
>      MIDDLE HEAD : Graham Chapman
>      RIGHT HEAD : Michael Palin
>      OLD MAN : Terry Gilliam
>      HEAD KNIGHT OF NEE : Michael Palin
>      FATHER : Michael Palin
>      PRINCE HERBERT : Terry Jones
>      GUARD #1 : Eric Idle
>      GUARD #2 : ???
>      CONCORDE : Eric Idle
>      OLD CRONE : ???
>      ROGER (THE SHRUBBER) : Eric Idle
>      TIM (THE ENCHANTER):  John Cleese
>      BROTHER MAYNARD:  Eric Idle
>      SECOND BROTHER:  Michael Palin
>
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Pythonesque flaming
Date: 27 Aug 92 15:04:29 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
}Really Darling...
}I have several *flames* already *wink wink*...But I have yet
}to find one that can properly handle me. *nudge nudge*

me..me..me...can I handle you please?? I want to try???

}Lisa aka ask me if I go *say no more*
Jester aka she does...she goes more....
-- 
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