From: "Jeep" <jmeranda@us.oracle.com>
Subject: ATWT: 1.26.92 TuesdayUpdate
Original-To: ATWT inmates
Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University
Original-Cc: PlanB
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 93 10:19:37 PST


From:     Karen Williams <ski@ivy.Princeton.EDU>
Reply-To: ski@ivy.Princeton.EDU



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		   What time is it, kids?

		   IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME ....


		    It's Howdy Doody Time,
		    It's Howdy Doody Time,
		    Let's give a rousing cheer,
		   'Cause Howdy Doody's here ....

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Speaking of Howdy, does anyone remember "The Andy Divine Show"?
With Midnight the Cat and Froggie?

       "Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie ...."


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HIYA, KIDS, ..................................... HIYA .........

Well, I'm glad I got that off my chest.  Now for the update.

YUCKdale, Tu  1/26/93
======================
Seth and Angel are talking about his going back to NYC and she'll miss
him.  He goes out to the Castle and they sit and chat and she reads
a poem to him, written by another incest victim.  It's very touching.
I think at that particular moment Seth falls head or heels in love with
Angel.  He says something about how the Castle and its environs might
be an interesting backdrop for a fictional story.  She says, oh goody,
then you'll be sticking around, sailor?


CHEZ MEMORIAL
=============

Had'one is there for his therapy session and he spots Angel and asks
her if she hears from Chilly to be sure and tell Chilly that he misses
her and wishes she'd return to YUCKdale.  Angel says she will comply.

THE CASTLE
==========
Naturally, Angel receives a call from Chilly.  Just as she's saying
goodbye, Had'one walks in.  Angel says, "bye Chilly" and Had'one
grabs for the phone.

"Did she say anything about me, did she, hunh hunh, did she" asks Had'one.
"Yes, she did," says Angel matter-of-factly.
"What did she say?" asks Had'one.
"She said for you to go ahead and call Jesster and start divorce
proceedings, since you said that's what you thought was best for
the two of you," says Angel.

(I'm not nearly as good as Irish at reporting conversations.)


WALSH
=====

Pal goes to tell ConRail that his attempt to feed Paleface and appease
her didn't work.  They sit on the couch.  ConRail says how sorry she
is.  They begin talking about Had'one.  Pal says he's really catching
on but it's because Had'one has a crush on ConRail.  What are you saying!
says ConRail.

"It's hard being around a beautiful woman and not have some kind of
feelings for her," purrs Pal .....

ConRail blushes.  Then she rushes out to Fashions to pick up a pink teddy
for a roll in the hay with Pal.  (NOT!)
(Just checking to see if you guys are awake out there !!!)


THE RIVER HOUSE
================

Well bagface Edweenie isn't at all prepared for the rage being expelled
by her baby boy, GetEven.  He's more than a tad horrified by the news
that he's in love with his half-sister.

     ME:  Someone mentioned they thought maybe Edweenie was making
	  up this whole scenario ... at first I didn't think so
	  but yesterday, just as we broke for a commercial, Edweenie
	  had a look on her butt-ugly (I still love this ..) face
	  which I read to say, "Well, my baby boy isn't taking this
	  lie with the grace and understanding I thought he would.
	  But I can't back down now!  I'll make him pinky swear he
	  won't share this news with anyone.)


CabotCove arrives and GetEven leaves.  Cabot mentions how much he likes
GetEven.  Edweenie's jowls hang into her coffee cup.


STUD CENTER, YUCKdale U
=======================

duhH is trying to make things right with RoseHand.  She's thinking about
GetEven ... not knowing she might be related to him.  duhH continues to
say how he doesn't trust GetEven.  She gets pissed off.  Later, after
the commercial, we hear her on the phone with her brother
Peter saying that she'll most likely attend the wedding and fly out with
ConRail and GetEven on the Walsh jet.

L'ilDebbie arrives and announces that she's inviting her dad, Enema and
duhH to dinner at the Journey's End.  "Well, gosh, Miss Debbie ... I
'preciate the offer, but ... (kicks his heel into the floor ..) ...
I just don't feel right about eatin' my meal with you city people ...."
(You get the picture.)

ROLLS and EASY
==============

She's miffed because during their lovemaking episode the night before
he rec'd a phone call and said, "Sorry, I can't talk right now."
We know the caller was NealArm.  But Easy, for some bizarre reason,
is pissed off because he ended the phone call abruptly.  He says,
you mean you wanted me to talk on the phone while we were in bed.
(The noose around his neck is getting tighter ...)  She says, oh
I guess not.  But I feel like you're holding something back from me.

Later, she arrives at the site and is told by Rolls's elf that he's
not there.  But we made plans to have lunch together.  I said I'd
be here at 2:45 .... sorry, says elf.  He ain't here and his coat
and bag are gone too.  She now decides to tour the site hunting for
Rolls.

T&A
===

GetEven is there and CabotCove arrives and asks GetEven to be one of
the ushers at the wedding.  Just as GetEven is about to answer, Pal
walks in and Cabot says he'd like to discuss some business with Pal
and Cabot will return for GetEven's answer.

THE COURTHOUSE
==============

Russell Clark calls Mr. Phillips the former owner of the likker store
to the stand .

Clark is trying to prove that just because Nevins had a gun and threatened
to "blow your brains out if you two move", that Nevins is really a pleasant
sort of guy and was just plain joshin' about disfiguring
Cargo and Mr. Phillips the night of the robbery/rape.
Nevins had no intention of hurting a fly that night.  He just wanted money ...

(Hold on, it gets better.)

Then because Nevins was gang raped he had some hostility in him and when
he brutally raped Mrs. Hughes he remembered he could transmit a deadly
disease to her so he pulled out of her and ejaculated on her thigh.

(eh hunh.)

Well, Nevins, posed for sainthood, is sitting there staring a hole through
Cargo's forehead ... The jury keeps a collective straight face through
the telling of this outrageous scenario.

Defense rests.

Closing arguments by both attorneys.

Verdict due by Friday.

(ME:  I think Nevins will get off.  It would be just like Doogie to
 let him off and then have Nevins stalk Cargo  into the May sweeps.)

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

There's something else I'd like to bring up before I sign off ...
(Roger Wilco, over and out .... With great pride I admit I watch
megahours of TV and enjoy every second of it!)

Does anyone read Ellen Goodman's column on the editorial pages in some
major newspapers in the U.S. of A.  She originates her column in Boston.

Well, yesterday she was discussing the volumes of mail she's been
receiving from readers who are against gays being allowed to serve
in the military.

She quotes from letters, her mail was running 9 of 10 notes from men.
The general idea was the writers of the letters were very uncomfortable
with the idea that they would have to take showers with gay men; sleep
in barracks with their cots next to gays ("I mean, what if during the
night the guy next to me decided to get friendly?"), and most of all,
the straights don't want to be ogled by the gays, everyday, every minute,
every hour.

Goodman's response was classic.  She wrote, "The next thing we'll hear
from these straight guys is they won't want to walk by construction
sights .... I guess now they'll know what it's like to be a woman."

ME:  Wouldn't it be incredibly amazing if gender equality rides in on
the coattails of a Presidential order?

Okay, kids, that's it for me,

BaByDolL

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