Newsgroups: bit.listserv.hellas
Date:         Wed, 7 Oct 1992 13:23:54 +0100
Reply-To:     C.A.Constantinides@CITY.AC.UK
From:         C.A.Constantinides@CITY.AC.UK
Subject:      Mal(t)a.ka.s: How to qualify for a shithead
Comments: To: hellas@uga.cc.uga.edu

George Maltas: The Living Proof for the existence of a negative IQ
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[Part II, of a trilogy of 4  :))) concerning the life of homo-kafrus]



>Kalws tov! Paratnrw oti o Freud se exei eppnreasei arketa: aln0eia
>va 0ewrnsw to parakatw sav oveirw3n ??

Chiky, eh? You wish. But (read through) I have already made up my mind
about my sexual life...


>>Blepw oti o Maltas 0ikthke pou prosbala ta summaxika tou (twn
>>Amerikanwn sth dikh tou periptwsh) strateumata.

>Foras gualia n` oxi?

I don't need glasses to identify your total stupidity which has reached
the limit to make you qualify for a place in a mental hospital.


>Av dev kavw la0os, o die0vismos dikaiologei tnv avagvwrisn twv e0vikwv dromwv
>mesa sto plaisio tns EIRHNIKHS suvupar3ns, to diaxwrismo oikovomikns kai
>politikns bon0eias pros tov Trito Kosmo, tov periorismo tns e0vikns kuriarxias
>mesa sto sosialistiko stratopedo, klp.; blepei evisxumevn tnv perifrovnsn
>tou e0vikou zntnmatos (gi'auto pio katw) KA0'AYTO, e3umvnsn tou Kratous (mias
>pou o die0vismos paramevei eggegrammevos sto sosialistiko programma).
>Me sugxwreis gia tnv ftwxn xrnsn twv veoellnvikwv mou ka0ws kai gia tnv apousia
>pngwv pou va dikaiologouv ta parapavw - dev dikaiwvw tov titlo mou sav
>"0ewrntikos" (elpizw va mnv ebale stoixnma kai gi'auto file mou)...

Thank God (you know..some of us, STILL believe in God) people sharing the
above views about 'peacefull co-existence'  with an occupying army, did't
exist in german-occupied Greece in the 40's...
Or am I wrong...?


>To purobolo-oplo givetai sustatiko tou "avdrismou" (etsi e3ngeitai, isws,
>kai n sumpa0eia sou stov Freud):

I see you're dreaming... Besides, your phyciatrist has recommended that
we must always answer positively to you...

>o "maxismos" trefei tn sumbolikn duvamn tou e0vikismou kai o nrwismos
>eivai snmadi e0vikou sfrigous. Apo tov avtartopolemo ws tov laiko polemo,
>apo tov dikaio ws tov iero polemo, ta SYNAIS0HMATA STRATIKOPOIOYNTAI.
>Patrida n`0avatos, akoume. Meta tnv peiva o 0avatos EKXYDAIZETAI ki autos:
>limoi kai sfages givovtai STATISTIKES pou dev exouv kava vonma. Poioi
>agvooumevoi? Poia 0umata? Pera apo to ideologiko $eudos, n BIA EINAI IERH
>kai suvepws n TROMOKRATIA givetai TELETOYRGIKH.

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Let me ask a question: What's the probability to randomly select
100 words from a dictionary and have a text making some sort of sense?

Answer: We don't know. It is presumably low. What we know, however, is
that it is greater than the probability of making any sort of sense out
of Maltas's carefully_written words.


>Aln0eia, poia alln ideologia diekdikei ta pveumatika dikaiwmata tou
>die0vismou?

Ohhh..but the idea was a copyright to Big Brother Inc. and its
'authorised dealers' all round the world , icluding Greece and Cyprus...
(But I wouldn't think you know anything about these countries, do you?)

>>Mou xrwstas kati apanthseis edw kai pollous mhnes, apo ton kairo pou me
>>apokalouses e0nikisth epeidh elega oti h Makedonia kai h Kupros einai
>>ellhnikes .

>De sou xrwstaw tipota,

I guess, too much philosophical_wanking has affected your memory...


>Apavtnseis, katallnles malista, exeis parei.

Now, I'm  sure for the above.

>A, kai kati allo: avti va skeftesai me tov billo sou,

Ooops...learning foreign languages, ehh..?
I see you're still dreaming ...


> O "Kwvstavtividns n'Kwvstavtividns?" lukos

As I said, I don't think I can help you with this, 'cause I've already
made up my mind about my sexual life. Sorry...
I suggest you pay a visit to a camp of your beloved turkish army corps,
and let them take care of your problem...On the other hand, you could
always join the turkish navy, and travel to all those 'exotic places'
you 've always wanted to see.

Have a nice trip sailor...


Constantinos A. Constantinides
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