HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rsr@soda.berkeley.edu (Roy S. Rapoport)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.politics.correct
Subject: Beating (was Re: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE)
Date: 7 Sep 1992 15:09:49 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu

->>In article <txmnqbb.richh@netcom.com>, richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
->
->>> (I paraphrase)
->>> 
->>> "Say what you want about the Nazis, no woman has ever had a fantasy about
->>> being tied up and beaten by a man dressed as a liberal."

OK ...

Now, I know my tastes in S&M are rather limited, and that there are many
people out there who are much more open-minded and much more free with what
they'll do within the context of an S&M scene ... but since I've never heard
of this before, I figure I'll actually ask ...

Is anyone who's reading this actually into beating? As in, wants to actually
have someone punch/kick/slap them around?

I mean, it doesn't sound very erotic to me, nor does it sound very
appealing, but I know which one person my tastes apply to :).

So ... are *you* into it? Do you know anyone who's into it? Just wondering.

-- 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Roy S. Rapoport					rsr@ocf.berkeley.edu
Disclaimer:  "It wasn't me!! Must have been a fake posting or something!! I
              would NEVER say something like that!!" 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: Re: The Correct Response is.....
Organization: last!
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 22:26:53 GMT

> ps: who can forget 'Killer Dildoes, and BagPipes a Weapons.'

	I was just waiting for him to pull an Uzi or something from
under his kilt.  Goodness knows he had everything *else* up there.



And I haven't been able to look at a sundial the same way since.
--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"I voted for comp.protocols.tcp-ip.eniac!  I am Rich Rosen!
 The net is sweet."
                                          --C.J. Silverio, talk.bizarre, 9/1/92
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From: dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.dance
Subject: It takes two to tango
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered,rec.arts.dance
Date: 15 Sep 1992 09:18:09 -0700
Organization: ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu


It take five to mombo, it takes four to cha cha cha, it takes three
to disco, it takes two to tango, and it takes one to lambada.
From: MUSC90198405@LUST.LATROBE.EDU.AU (McDONALD,Alister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Proposal for alt.lingerie/hosiery/heels
Date: 11 Sep 92 07:32:44 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

In <6147@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil writes:

> mertes@vax.sonoma.edu writes:
> 
> |This is a proposal for a new group! This group would entail the discussion of
> |lingerie/hosiery/heels! I have been aware of the fact that many people on
> |alt.sex, alt.lycra, alt.sex.bondage, alt.personals discuss these items
> |sometimes in great detail. The discussion would center around the
> |kinds/styles/colors/brands/magazines/videos/mail order/department stores/models
> |that wear such attire. The forum would be open to anyone to discuss such things
> |it is intended for all and any who enjoy admiring women in such attire/ and
> |well if men enjoy wearing such attire then they can join the forum, whatever
> |ones taste!  I am sure they can find something on this newsgroup....
> |
> |I propose the name  alt.lingerie/hosiery/heels
> |
> |I do not know how to start it or what the process is I was told to propose this
> |here and I hope this can be the start of a great new group that has been
> |necessary for a long time......
>
>Yeah! Sounds cool!
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Henri Poincare's Secret Lover")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Lowest Sugar
Date: 11 Sep 92 16:08:48 GMT
Followup-To: alt.breakfast-cereal
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    I was eating my Cheerios this morning, and reading the box, which of
course is just what they WANT you to do, so when I saw that they
advertised that they had the LOWEST SUGAR, I decided to get even.  I
called up the 800 customer service number on the box.

	``General Mills customer service.  How may I help you?''

	``I have a complaint about my Cheerios.''

	``Yes, what is it?''

	``The box says `LOWEST SUGAR', but really it should
    say `LEAST SUGAR'.''

	``Sir, that is correct.  The sugar used in the other
    leading brands is grown in cane plantations hig hin the
    mountains of Colombia, while the sugar we use in
    Cheerios is harvested by the shores of the Dead Sea.  Is
    there anything else I can help you with?''

    I was dumbfounded.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Truth is stranger than Fiction
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 92 11:33:47 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <1992Sep15.042155.9246@cs.rose-hulman.edu>

YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK, CALIFORNIA 
A paraplegic who lost the use of his legs in a climbing accident nine years
ago, is currently attempting a climb of Half-Dome's sheer wall, and is
attracting much media attention here in California. Unfortunately, he fell
off today, and doctors say he has lost the use of both his arms.

Our reporter jocularly asked the man whether this sent a message to others
that "some people never learn". The man is reported to have snarled back
"Fuck off, bubba, or I'll bite you in the knee".

ANTARCTICA
NASA has sent up an ozone-monitoring satellite today, responding with some
urgency to reports that massive ozone depletion here has caused widespread
genetic mutation in the blue whale population. Initial assessments indicate
that the average IQ of the mammals has increased five-fold, and that the
beasts are now routinely intercepting and decoding human communications  
from a variety of sources. This is believed to account for recent radical
behavioural changes in the population, which is massing in large numbers
off Tierra del Fuego, and is rumoured to be about to invade Argentina
in what is described as "a massive reprisal for 150 years of bullshit".

PAPUA NEW GUINEA
Anthropologists from Oxford University made what they believed to be first
ever contact with one of the last "lost tribes" on the planet today.

The Yum, a jungle/hill people, were located by chance from a helicopter
and an expedition immediately despatched on foot, taking over two weeks
to establish contact with this shyest of peoples.

Researchers were initially dumbfounded when members of the tribe took apart
their Sony camcorder and commented that "they really screwed up on the dynamic
range of the input stage" - in perfect French.

Police worldwide are now mounting a massive global campaign to ascertain
the whereabouts of Flamenque Q. Nastie, the infamous renegade criminal
anthropologist. In the past, M. Nastie has been responsible for corrupting
the native technologies of several "virgin" peoples in the Amazon basin.
In one incident, he spent considerable time converting the Wanami's habit
of using the blowpipe for hunting. The tribe now relies exclusively on 
Patriot Missiles, exported illegally from Peru. Other abuses include
dietary radicalisation - one river people subsists, due to Nastie's 
pernicious meddling, entirely on Diet Pepsi and Twinkies.
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| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Fries With That?                |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 14 Sep 92 16:19:09 +0200
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <1992Sep8.124519.18257@gdr.bath.ac.uk>, ccspjs@gdr.bath.ac.uk (Pete J Suters) writes:
> In article <427pb8q3@cck.coventry.ac.uk> aph016@cch.coventry.ac.uk (ozzy) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep3.174321.15416@bnlux1.bnl.gov> schroede@bnlux1.bnl.gov (gary l. schroeder) writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep2.005801.10161@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Catherine Weller) writes:
>>>>chenault@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Bill Chenault) writes:
>>>
>>>>>	Isn't it convenient for the guest actors that all the alien life
>>>>>forms that have speaking roles (this excludes tribles, etc) are humanoid
>>>>>with 1 mouth, two eyes, and a nose?  They also all have human hands.  Does
>>>>>this mean that humanoid is the perfect life form, or is this just a nice
>>>>>plot device, like Jorde's (sp?) shades/ visor?
>>>
>>
>>I was led to believe that the humanoid form is one of the more adaptable
>>forms that were around. I suppose you could philosophise the pros and cons
>>of it, but I'm not.
> 
>   There is a theory to suggest that, had the dinosaurs survived, they
> would have eventually evolved an intelligent humanoid form.  Who's
> to say that, given similar conditions to Earth, that alien life
> forms would have also developed into humanoids, although not          
> necessarily mamalian humanoids.
>   Or have I been watching too much "V" in the past ?  :-)

No, you're remembering that Harry Harrison wrote two books on the subject
(called West of Eden and The End of Eden) but not crediting him properly...
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: now
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,to.wasatch
Summary: lies
Keywords: untruths
Reply-To: mr. wonderful
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 16:23:19 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <1992Sep9.184636.21149@news.iastate.edu> tzau4@isuvax.iastate.edu writes:

> Now, now, tell me know, I want to know, now, tell me, tell me, now, I want
> to know all of it, now, tell me now, now, all of it, YES!
	
		blatant plagarism will NOT be tolerated.
		post an apology and give credit. NOW. 
						thankyou, 
                                                mr. wonderful

	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
	 stream of consciousness writing is just like abstract art
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte)
Subject: Re: WOMEN ARE NOT PAYED LESS THAN MEN
Organization: the church of the latter-day polish amazons
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 05:09:23 GMT

In article <6btn-bp.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
>
>Conclusion:
>	Women are not payed less for doing the same job.  They are
>payed less for doing a worse job, and payed more for doing a better job.

you'd never believe how much i make for
being able to spell.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
From: N020BA@tamvm1.tamu.edu
Subject: Re: THE CREATION OF alt.flame.marshal.perlman.weenie
Organization: Texas A&M University
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 21:22:10 GMT

    Could someone tell me what's going on? Why create a special area to
flame marshal perlman? What has he or she done?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Re: the craving of the metal west
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 20:06:23 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <18msvqINN9u9@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>What hath God wrought?
>
>This.
>
>/From: Morrisa/h=M
<rest deleted>

Um, just two things:

a)  Rigler
b)  Wide-spectrum sycophant

RICHH

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From: prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 15 Sep 92 05:22:49 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Sep15.033358.3372@wam.umd.edu> sheph@wam.umd.edu (pale blue eyes) writes:
>In article <1992Sep15.004033.22880@en.ecn.purdue.edu> prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep14.222829.29761@samba.oit.unc.edu> Roxanne.Coffey@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Roxanne Coffey) writes:
>>>In article <Sep14.021145.78760@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Sep12.015924.3677@NeoSoft.com> arielle@NeoSoft.com (Stephanie da Silva) writes:
>>>>>In article <HANS.92Sep11105742@ravn.iesd.auc.dk> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>> donald@sq.sq.com (Donald Teed) writes:
>>>>>> >> hans@iesd.auc.dk (Hans Huttel) writes:
>>>>>> >> But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>>>> > Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>>>> This must be the worst cricket match I have ever attended. 
>>>>>Excuse me, but is this the way to the Galleria?
>>>>Defending Kumquats and Kiwi Fruit are noble pursuits.
>>>My musk ox has lost its way.  Will you check your closet?
>>There used to be a time when I would kill a man for saying that.
>i'm really looking forward to 9 october, are you???
If I'm not mistaken, I think this one was ALREADY answered, miss!

-- 
( David Prokopy - prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu                                 )
( "Well now, what can a poor boy do, 'cept to sing for a rock-n-roll band?" )
(  -The Rolling Stones, "Street Fighting Man"                               )
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From: prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Dave)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitur
Subject: Re: This Group Is Perfect For Deep Thoughts
Date: 15 Sep 92 23:57:29 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Sep15.214001.19961@gmuvax2.gmu.edu> mforbes@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Michael L Forbes) writes:
>In article <zik.716280884@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> zik@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Michael Saleeba [Zik]) writes:
>>mjra@usno05.nor.chevron.com (Mike Raymond) writes:
>>>|> >>>>Beautiful.  Just beautiful.
>>>|> >>>But what has that got to do with type inference in a country cottage ?
>>>|> >>Please don't post articles about lipstick to this group.
>>>|> >I disagree completely, except for those parts dealing with cougars.
>>>|> The cost of cat food is rising rapidly these days.
>>>Some assembly is required, void were prohibited by law.
>>Yes, the assembly of the law always led me to void too.
>I just couldn't remember, is it the stork that burries its head in the sand?
No, but K-mart is communist.

-- 
( David Prokopy - prokopy@en.ecn.purdue.edu                                 )
( "Well now, what can a poor boy do, 'cept to sing for a rock-n-roll band?" )
(  -The Rolling Stones, "Street Fighting Man"                               )
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Why Rictus Hep doesn't want to go to Hell
Date: 8 Sep 92 22:10:31 GMT
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less

``It's not the heat -- it's the contant noise.''

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"there's a lot going on that you miss. nothing soft about THESE
machines. mean, timeless, mean, purposeful, crammed with meaning."
                                                  -- Andrew Palfreyman
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: interesting fact
Date: 10 Sep 92 07:14:20 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.


in alt.romance.chat, /hug/a:j kills 31% of all articles.

.
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.humor,soc.culture.iranian
From: minhaszt@ucunix.san.uc.edu (Zafar T Minhas)
Subject: Re: NUKE IRAN
Organization: University of Cincinnati
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 03:01:25 GMT

In article <195n8oINN4rk@aludra.usc.edu> dlee@usc.edu (ROGER DAVID CARASSO) writes:
>
>>      Russia and China will sell nuclear reactors and nuclear
>> technology to Iran, despite U.S. objections. This was relayed to
>> Washington by U.S. and Iranian officials. Iran's President, now
>> visiting Beijing, announced that China agreed to sell to his country a
>> 300 megawatt reactor, for non-military purposes. Russia promised to
>> sell to Iran two 440 megawatt reactors and send 170 technicians to
>> build and operate them. Russia also emphasized that these reactors are
>> for non-military purposes.
>>
>
>What an opportunity for the U.S.!!!  We allow the *RUSSIANS* to sell
>nuclear reactors to Iran.  The RUSSIANS!  GET IT?  The folks that
>brought us Chernobyl will be supplying Iran with nuclear reactors.
>What a coup.  If the wind's blowing the right direction when the damn
>things blow up, we might be able to take out both Iran and Iraq at the
>same time.  I'm tellin' ya', ole George Bush ain't as stupid as folks
>make out.
>
>I'm votin' for Bush!
>
>
go to hell carasso!

zafar

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Big Hats
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 22:09:39 GMT

I got off the bus at my usual stop this morning and decided
that I was in need of a coffee. I stepped through the door
of the local coffee joint and sidled up to the counter to 
order a large. As I waited I took a look around and I noticed
a woman wearing the biggest hat I had ever seen. Sucker must     
have been two feet wide, two feet long and a foot and a half
high. I had thoughts of Hoss Cartright running through my head
and I was transfixed by this tremendous hat (purple felt and green
trim) when I realized that the woman was wearing a pair of gold 
metallic sea shells over her ample breasts with no visible means
of support. Some kind of glue perhaps? 

She wasn't a beautiful woman but she was attractive and she smoked
a cigar. Not bad for seven in the morning. I sat down at a table 
where I could discreetly keep my eye on her. She rose and went into
the washroom and after a short time reappeared with a drawn on    
moustache. I could resist no longer. I approached her and said
she was the most interesting person I'd seen in a long time and
what is your name. She smiled at my compliment and said her
name was X.

Now I'm worried. Any relation, I wonder? As she left I took in
the remaining details of her appearance, white bike shorts with
eyes embroidered on each of her cheeks and a sticker on the back of
the hat that said "Bang, Yer Dead." She was wearing sandals
decorated with irridescent celophane. As she passed the window
near my table she stopped, leaned over and blew me a kiss that
promoted lap growth. I haven't been able to take anyone around
here seriously all day.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aslakson@nano.cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate)
Subject: It's the end of the world as we know it
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,talk.bizarre,talk.bizarre,talk.bizarre,talk.bizarre,talk.bizarre,talk.bizarre
Summary: "send cheer" worked so well....
Organization: :noitazinagrO
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 17:03:03 GMT

104.1 changes format in 43 hours, send CDs.


Brian
--
Donny IS Joseph
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Everybody's future (was Re: What is my future?)
Date: 7 Sep 1992 15:44:20 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler) says:

>Okay, I guess I'll try the Polewka Method.  I'm deeply unhappy,
>and I have nothing to lose but my time...

Be grateful for having time//life//freedom.

>>>  1. Help others.  (I already do that.  Next...)

If helping others isn't bringing you happiness, then you're
not doing it right, my friend.

>>>  2. Be grateful for what you have.
>
>    What I have is UNHAPPINESS.  In great quantities.

Oh yeah?  What ELSE do you have?  How 'bout a COMPLETE inventory? 


>>>  3. Quit bitchin' about what you don't have.
>
>    What I don't have is HAPPINESS.  But I don't care a bit.  Nope.
>    I'm quite content to live without HAPPINESS of any kind.  You
>    won't catch me bitching about not having HAPPINESS.  

No one living in America has ANY legitimate complaints.  You got it
MADE living here.  I don't care if you're serving life in prison.
You STILL have it ten times better than lifers in other countries!


>So now, I guess I just sit back and wait.............................

Wrong again!  If you want potatoes, pick up a hoe and git to work!

HAW HAW HAW  !@!!!

MY CUP OVERFLOWETH WIT WIT 'N' WISDOM !@!@!!@!

hugs,

Goombah Gimbronee

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.japan
Subject: Re: Dolph Lundren
From: Jsr@Xyzzy.equinox.gen.nz (J S Russell)
Date: 4 Sep 92 04:29:24 +1200
Organization: AMS Ltd
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
: Because of his name, are Japanese fishermen constantly
: trying to throw fishing nets over Dolph Lundgren?

HAW HAW HAW                                 
I GET IT!@#                                 
                                            
DOLPH LUNDGREN SOUNDS LIKE DOLPHIN!!@!@@                 
                                            
I GET IT !!@!@@!                            
                                            
HAW HAW JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

--
jsr@xyzzy.equinox.gen.nz 
Have a nice TMA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: I just don't understand it
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:37:24 GMT

mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>Of course, when I awoke, I couldn't remember what I was going to say.
>By the time I had remembered what it was supposed to be about, Roger
>Carasso had already posted it. 

Well, I understand it and you should be afraid.  Very afraid.

Your subconscious is cosmicly in tune with Carasso.

The only cure, I believe, involves a short, Japanese knife.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: tskelly@ccvax.ucd.ie
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Top tips
Date: 10 Sep 92 12:58:59 GMT
Organization: University College Dublin


Lonely and depressed but afraid to top yourself?
Join the army - you'll soon get over your irrational fear of killing yourself 
and before you know it you'll be six foot under, pushing up daisies

_________________________________________________________________________

Colonel Algernon Fortesque-Smyth (Recruiting officer)

I don't have a sig. - Ha
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