From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: love........
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 19:03:00 GMT

>>}>>}Meetch....you were my first true love.....
>>}>>what I object too, is that you automatically treat me like an inferior.
>>}>>if you mean by the utilization of the obscure colloquillism to imply
>>}>>that my sanity is not up to scratch or to imply that you love Metch
>>}>>more, I will have to start a war......
>>}>Alas! My love returns to another! I should have known that no man (or mouse)
>>}>can replace that first true love! Woe's me! Woe's me! My life is so empty!
>>}>I think I shall end it all...after tea...maybe after lunch...neh, maybe
>>}>tomorrow... 
>>}C'mon c'mon!  We haven't got all week ya know...
>>fine I proclaim the wra starts now....hence for th it shall be called
>>the Jester vs. Lisa War I
> 
>I'll not take sides in this, unless you start winning.  Then I'll help Lisa
>strap you into the comfy chair...

Lisa has won me over. Sorry, Jester. You just don't look good enough in
my leather.panties...Lisa and I are getting married, you know...now if I can
only find that cookbook...MOM! 

>>}>>}(I'll sit on your face and tell you that I love you...)
>>}>When *I* asked she hit me on the head! {WHAAAAANHH!}
>>}That's because you're not a gynaecologist... innit Lisa ?
>>or somefin to that general effetc....
> 
>BTW, was that a nuclear missile wot she hit you wiff ?
> 
>>}>>ummm.....first spanking...and then the oral sex.....
>>}>Then give me a good spanking!
>>}Ok, but It'll hurt you more than it hurts me.
>>thats what me dad always used to say before he got out the belt...
> 
>HARGH!  That was ME! *grins evilly*
> 
>>}>>} Lisa aka with all this free love going around someone's going to
>>}>>}          catch someting........
>>}>>Jester aka hopefully us catching you......
>>}>Michael aka C'mon, Jester, let's jump her!
>>}Meetch aka Come one step closer and you'll cop a licorice stick in the eye.
>>Jester aka who me scared of licorice?
>Meetch aka It's chocolate coated.
Michael aka It's off then. Chocolate gives me a rash...

>>}>>}ps. Meetch....do you go?
>>}>>pps. dunno, but I did......
>>}>ppps. I tried...
>>}pppps. Well that's just not blimmin' well good enuff, is it?
>>ppppps. obviously not...but I don't bleeming care
>pppppps. Then go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
ppppppps. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

>>}>>}pps. your red traffic lights make me hot......BOOM!
>>}>>ppps. damn all I have is a spare sexy lingerie lying around.
>>}>pppps. I still have some leather.panties, but they're a little dirty...
>>}ppppps. That definitely ain't a banana in my pocket...
>>pppppps. no it a wocket in my pocket.}
>ppppppps. Ooooer!  Shall we light it now ?
pppppppps. Why not? We got plenty.

>>}>>}(sorry I've just exploded)
>>}>>quite alright. BTW is your name mrs. niggerbaiter by chance?
>>}>No, no. She exploded several hundred articles ago...
>>}Still trying to sort out which bit goes where... oh damn, the manual was
>>}upside-down.
>>can't you read dutch translated into its native nigerian french portuguese?
> 
>Actually I can, but it really *WAS* upside-down.  Things are looking up now
>though.

I can't read upside-down, but I *can* read inside-out. It's damn hard to
keep my innards off the floor, though, when I'm trying it.

>>}
>>}>>}	"No sense makes sense."
>>}>>}                         Charles Manson
>>}>>	"Of Course You Know, This Means War"
>>}>>			Bugs Bunny
>>}>        "Certainly!"
>>}>                     Curly Fine, Three Stooges 
>>}	".. on the highway to hell..."
>>}                      Bon Scott, AC/DC.
>>	"I Love You"
>>			-any random female to me in the last week
>        "Let's PARTYPARTYPARTYPARTYPARTY!"
>                        - me, sometime last year.
       "Nothing last forever, even cold November rain."

                        -GNR