From: jmeranda@us.oracle.com ("Jeep")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT: 9.3.92 update
Date: 5 Sep 92 04:12:31 GMT


From:     Karen Williams <HQSUN1:ski@ivy.Princeton.EDU>
Subject:  ATWT9.3.92
Reply-To: HQSUN1:ski@ivy.Princeton.EDU


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HIYA, KIDS ........................... HIYA ......


I think an inmate raised the question why would anyone want
to drive Frantic crazy ...........

	     BECAUSE OF HER WARDROBE!

TOOtall, Tornado, Hi Ho, EtTu, Jeep, RodKnee, Stiff, McDano, et al.,

Could we please have some discussion among the men on this ward
concerning the male point of view regarding the wardrobes of some
of the women on ATWT .... I can't believe I'm the only crazy who
thinks 1/3 of the characters should be arrested for solicitation ...

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YUCKdale, Th
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duhH confronts Tease about her alleged pregnancy ...

After they visit the OB/GYN and the Doc tells them that Tease isn't
pregnant duhH decides to check the bus station and find out exactly
what time the bus to Chicago was to leave ... turns out there were
three buses that left YUCKdale during the time Tease was sitting
in the terminal waiting for duh to get Courtme's message ...

AH HEH!  (sayeth Sherlock)

duhH is furious with Tease and goes to Barbed's house to "discuss" why
she lied about a pregnancy.  She's pooh-poohing about how nice and
gentle he was when he thought she was pregnant and now he was being
rough ... He tells her to keep up her acting .. she's very good at it!

Later, Tease phones him and HAS THE AUDACITY to tell him it's all because
of what Merciless did to Chain Linc ... and now duhH doesn't trust any
woman ... he hits the ceiling, she's becoming mentally unraveled ...

Meanwhile, at the Mustang Rosehand is making plans to leave.  Saying goodbye
to everyone.  She even wrote a note and somehow found the time to race over
to Pal's to put it on his pillow.

The Slut arrives at the Mustang.  She and AnGEL have a chat.  Exit AnGEL
enter Chilly ... the information the Slut has about Hold'em is burning
a hole in her tongue ... but she doesn't tell Chilly she KNOWS he's alive,
she says in her heart she knows he's alive.  They hug.

(Tune of Camptown Races)

Easy Stewart has no friends
Do-dah  do-dah
Easy Stewart deserves no friends
All the do-dah-day

At T&A Snoozin arrives to have a mother/daughter with Easy.  Snooz asks
if Easy is aware that Courtme and GetEven have broken up?  Snooz is told
that GetEven is now working at T&A.

(I apologize for not getting Easy's trashin' words down verbatim ... I
 was as stunned to hear them as was Snoozin' ..)

Easy says something like ....

Advice, coming from you?  Do you think for a second my reputation could
possibly be worse than yours in this town?  Don't you remember when I
was a kid we had to leave this town because you were the town drunk?
You slept around?  Do you think people are going to point a finger at
me when they've been talking about you for years?

It was ugly.  Easy let out every bad feeling she ever sublimated ... she
verbally tore Snoozin apart ...

Later, Snooz is at Chez Memorial with McDLT and she sort of tells him
about the "scene".  He gets so furious he's ready to let the air out
of Easy's (you know whats) ....

But the scene of the day was ....

Barbed and SuperDick are kissing and smooching on the couch in their rented
villa in Wisconsin.  She gets a call from the realtor saying that there's
a gentleman interested in renting the house for a few months and if it's
okay with Barbed could she bring him by?   Barbed says sure, but please call
first so I can pick up things before you arrive.

SuperDick happens to be standing by the window when a lone male arrives,
exists the car and starts to walk to the house.  Barbed and SuperDick are
surprised because they both thought that the potential rentee would be
accompanied by the realtor .. In fact, SuperDick says he recognizes this
guy but doesn't know where he's ever seen him.

Meanwhile, at Anthony Harper's office ... VICtrolla is there and they
chit chat (with 'nary a loving voice between them) and Ant'ny announces
that Candace will no longer be giving VICtrolla any more trouble.

After the guy leaves Barbed's "love nest", SuperDick gets a call and
finds out from his informant at the Crime Commission that H2D is involved
in something bad ... but he can't tell Barbed what it is .. and so we
don't find out either ... but the TV GUIDE says that SuperDick now has
proof that H2D is involved with the Mafia/Mob/Underworld/whatever.

Earlier, Edweenie and Ellen chat.  Ellen is heartbroken that Courtme and
GetEven have broken up.  Edweenie says it's for the best, what with all
the problems Courtme has ... Ellen doesn't like the sound of this remark.

Last scene:

IvagotbackandI'mareadytowork is getting a cup of java (java, java, java
jing jing jing -- sorry, I'm feeling especially musical today) and the
Slut arrives.

They stare at each other ... the Slut says,
.....about Hold'em ...."

			    cut print

ciao,
BabyDolL