HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Picturs of Jester for Trade
Date: 11 Jan 1993 20:20:22 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>>Ratboy aja My "j" jey doesn't worj...
>>>Eccles aka Whata silly junt.
>>Ratboy aja Right! I'll jill you for shas..damn! there goes "s"
>Eccles aka Shoudln't that be Rasboy, then?
Rasboy aja Picjy picjy!







Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 03:43:58 GMT



In a previous article, mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) says:

>>>>>Ratboy aka My granny wears chainmail girdles...too old for the bikinis...looks
>>>>>   rather pitiful. By the way...anyone seen John Thomas, the Spam King?
>>>>Lisa aka I've got your John Thomas right here baby!
>>>Ratboy aka *ahem* Yes, I see that. And you have my complete and undivided 
>>>  attent--....attnet--...attenti--....yes, right there.....attention.
>>Lisa aka Good!, now what kind of cheese did you say you have....
>Ratboy aka *in nervous voice* Ummm....head cheese....want some?
Lisa aka I'm too late, the cat's eaten it. *sigh*
-- 
                   "...some I love, but you I adore..."              
                
                               Adam Ant
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Pole to Pole on A&E with Michael Palin
Date: 10 Jan 93 16:47:43 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

World premire tonight. On Arts & Entertainment Cable channel in the USA
at 8pm Eastern Standard Time. Michael Palin's Pole to Pole. Where he crosses
the earth from Pole to Pole, just to prove he can do it. This is the pilot
episode, in which a new series is supposed to begin. I believe its will
be at least 10 episodes and will air all winter and into early spring.

A must see for any python fan.

Jester aka wow, useful information
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From: daniel@raphael.acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Who is Cyrill Connolly????
Date: 13 Jan 93 02:46:11 GMT

Well, who is it??

Oh, and where the hell does "lemon curry" come from?  (The phrase, not the
substance...)

T. Daniel Crawford
Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
University of Georgia
Athens, GA 30602
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see? Jest
Date: 11 Jan 1993 00:40:43 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>The box didn't say anything about BOLLOCKS!  Here...I et one of those!
>>You should have a big red warning label shouting BEWARE OF THE BOLLOCKS!
>Erm, Frank... you're not supposed to eat usenet posts, or if you do,
>you should at least give us some!

Suuuuuuuuure, I will! Like you ever gave me any of your little piece up
in Luton!

>>I'm afraid you'll have to come with me.
>Oooooh. Do I get to meet the nice judges? I just Looooove when they
>bang ther little gavels, and you should have seen Beatrice last
>week.. the way he just waggled his wig, it had such a stunning
>effect!

Cheeky bitch.

>>>MSNio
>>RTBaoy
>Nosi M
Yo Brat












(extra lines to appease the God News Server! Bow before him!)
From: madness@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (Wayne Barker)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: How to identify trees from a long ways away...
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 93 07:10:09 GMT
Distribution: uas
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX

Th Larch...

--
madness@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (Wayne Barker)
Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX, (713) 481-3763
1200/2400/9600/14400 v.32bis/v.42bis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: Picturs of Jester for Trade
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 23:23:31 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1993Jan11.191353.10079@news.unomaha.edu>, werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
> > goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> >> In article <C0KA9t.DKp@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> >> > phygod72@chihuacle.gac.edu (Philip Miesle) writes:
> >> >>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> > 
> > GINA!!  YOU'RE BACK!!
> What about my back? Wanna see it? Something's on it? WHAT??
I'd love to see it.  Something may be on it (depends on where you are and how
you are (un)dressed [ :) ].  I'm sorry I was just happy to see you.

> >> Gina aka ahhh, but you don't have me yet, do you?!!?
> > 
> > Eric aka nobody has you, but I was trying...
> Gina aka like they always say, "Try, try again...."
Eric aka where did we leave off?

-- 
"Why should I have nightmares?  I give them to you." -- Stephen King

SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTOS NUNC -- We gladly feast on those who would 
subdue us. -- Addams Family Motto (as heard in the movie)
From: tmg9@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: grail script
Date: 11 Jan 93 21:20:56 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

Hello out ther all you monty python fans!

	I just figured out this news file, so I think introductions are in 
order.  There are some who call me...Tim?

I have available an uncensored, unofficial, just about complete grail script
There are only a few words and the ending nonsense missing, otherwise it's 
complete.  Included are the knights of the round table song and the ballad of
sir robin.

I don't know if this text has already been distributed or not, but i've got it
and i'm willing to send it.

I look forward to hearing from you.

A fellow monty python freak,
Tim Gallen.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: cheese
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:03:57 GMT

damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:

>martin@nd.edu (Michele Martin) writes:

>>If I were to go to a cheese shop, what kind of cheese would you suggest 
>>getting?

um..... I would suggest that you inform your nameserver that
there is more than one address martin@nd.edu.

Because I can't reply to your mail.

Eccles
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Date: 11 Jan 93 17:50:45 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <damiene.726720767@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
> 
>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka would like to see Lisa's holiday snaps!
>>>>>>>>Lisa aka on her way to the one hour photo......*wink*
>>>>>>>Ratboy aka SWOOON!
>>>>>>MNSoi aka HE'S BACK, HE'S BAD, AND HE'S LOOKING FOR A SPAMKING!!!!
>>>>>>(He's also weilding a chainmail bikini top for some lucky girlie.)
>>>>>*shudder* Cold and pinched nipples.
>>>>Yeah, I DID warn her, but it could be fun *:)
>>>I don't think so, imagine chain mail underpants.
>>Yeah. Well, they wouldn't be too bad if you shaved first.
> I was thinking more about sensitive skin.
> 
>>>>SinmNMO
>>>eccles aka On second thoughts, don't
>>mNSio awww. You're no fnu any more.
> Eccles aka I am too, look I'll put this lampshade on my head.
Gina aka and I'll pull this "chain".....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:08:55 GMT

>> are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>No, I am not suggesting anything. I, my dear, insinuate many thingies
>though.
Oh, darling... we're so alike.

... just don't let Leather know about this.

MSNsio
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:13:35 GMT

>>>>>>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>>>>>>Yes.
>>>>>How about..... bananas?
>>>>No, people migrate ON bananas.
>>>My great-grand dad migrated in half a pine apple.

>>T'is nothing! My great-uncle's wife's brother-in-law Pat who once met 
>>Andy Griffith near the street where my pet dog Giraffe...or was that my
>>pet giraffe Dog...bit the nice policeman with the garters in the bum
>>migrated in a quarter can of beans!

>Ay, well, my pet budgie once shat upon the leader of the local brass
>band. Ay, twas toomuch to cope with, so the lot of them sat on the high
>way, until they were run over by some lunatic migrating on a banana.

.. and you tell the young people of today that, and they won't
believe you.

>>>>>>SNio
>>>>>lsjen
>>>>OISsnm
>>>Lachlan
>>Yobtar aka skool ti naht rehguot si sihT
>emit eht lla ti od I aka Selcce
mNSiso aka .sdrawkcab emas eht si <this> "aka MSNsio" si me 

.sdrawkcab emas eht si "aka osiSNm" si em rof gniht ydnah ehT .ereh
gniod m'I ekil <this> daerht emas eht ni <is> eno sdrawrof <bollox>
a dna noitasrevnoc sdrawkcab a gnivah er'ew dna ,ot klat I lrig
neidanaC siht s;ereht dna ,siht ekil )?aiT ti saw ro( rehtaeL htiw
noitasrevnoc gnol gib eguh a dah I .I od oS .haeY aka MSNsiosisosi
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Subject: Re: catch up
Originator: kchestn@c00029-118dan.eos.ncsu.edu
Keywords: Ni, Ping and (I can not spell that last one)
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 19:42:28 GMT


In article <1993Jan6.132129.20556@aber.ac.uk>, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:
> Path: taco!hsdndev!think.com!rpi!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!darwin.sura.net!haven.umd.edu!uunet!pipex!bnr.co.uk!uknet!gdt!aber!aep
> From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> Subject: Re: catch up
> Summary: NO NEED FOR ONE OF THESE
> Keywords: Ni, Ping and (I can not spell that last one)
> Message-ID: <1993Jan6.132129.20556@aber.ac.uk>
> Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 08:21:29 EST
> References: <damiene.726212805@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> 
> 	    <1993Jan5.231130.19129@aber.ac.uk> 
>             <damiene.726288602@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
> Reply-To: aep@aber.ac.uk
> Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
> Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)
> Lines: 33
> 
> 
> 	In article <damiene.726288602@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> 
> 	damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) did say :
> 
> <some stuff zapped, cuz I was told to do it by the program>
> ->>->>my permission so I suppose its my fought) when he erased all 
> ->>->>postings made over christmas. I was off finishing exams, getting married,
> ->>->>going on holiday, celabrating christmas, celibrating new years, and
> ->>->>resting and I did'nt notice till now.  Did I miss anything?
> ->>->
> ->>->Yes, we had full colour naked pictures of Monis and Jester having sex
> ->>->but that was just page 1.
> ->
> ->>Boy, I missed that too, damn....
> ->
> ->>Although I did catch the bit with the whooping Llamas.
> ->
> ->Was that the one with the blue cravat?
> Yup, and he had fishnet stockings on too.
> 
> Whooooopppppp, whoooooooooooppppppp.

Prepare to dive Prepare to dive--blow bow planes and all that submarine 
stuff from the movies.
-double entrada of course.
> 
> ->
> ->>I am going to have to get the people around here to fix the newfeed..
> ->No such object
> OK, well I can not type that is my excuse..
> 
Monis?! whats a Monis, other than a proper noun. I've been away too long.
Although I'm sure if Jester has anything to do with it *proper* is
probly not the correct word.

> ->>->
> ->>->>chestnutt aka somewhere in bliss
> ->>->Eccles aka Silly person, you wear yourself away like that.
> ->>Pag aka And you don't want to go wearing yourself now do you??
> ->Eccles aka No, I'm not my size
> Pag aka Well that can be a slight problem.
> 

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 13:26:47 GMT

>>>>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>>>>Yes.
>>>How about..... bananas?
>>No, people migrate ON bananas.
>My great-grand dad migrated in half a pine apple.
The bastard! I suppose he's trained in using it too. Pineapples and
apricots.. deadly!

>>>>SNio
>>>lsjen
>>OISsnm
>Lachlan
IOSisnsm
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: lachlan@hydra.itc.gu.edu.au (Lachlan Brown)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: ITC, Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia
Date: 11 Jan 93 05:05:57 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>>>Yes.
>>How about..... bananas?
>No, people migrate ON bananas.
My great-grand dad migrated in half a pine apple.

>>>SNio
>>lsjen
>OISsnm
Lachlan
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:13:34 GMT

mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy) writes:

>>>>>>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>>>>>Yes.
>>>>How about..... bananas?
>>>No, people migrate ON bananas.
>>My great-grand dad migrated in half a pine apple.

>T'is nothing! My great-uncle's wife's brother-in-law Pat who once met 
>Andy Griffith near the street where my pet dog Giraffe...or was that my
>pet giraffe Dog...bit the nice policeman with the garters in the bum
>migrated in a quarter can of beans!

Ay, well, my pet budgie once shat upon the leader of the local brass
band. Ay, twas toomuch to cope with, so the lot of them sat on the high
way, until they were run over by some lunatic migrating on a banana.

>>>>>SNio
>>>>lsjen
>>>OISsnm
>>Lachlan
>Yobtar aka skool ti naht rehguot si sihT
emit eht lla ti od I aka Selcce
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: catch up
Date: 11 Jan 1993 23:52:53 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>Ratboy aka way down here...
>Lisa aka while you're down there....
Ratboy aka Nooooo! Not the wet noodle! Anything but the wet noodle! 
   Here! You promised me a session of "Naughty Nurse and the Bedridden
   Patient" and I demand it now! If that's okay...

 

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: cheese
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 12:54:32 GMT

>Albatross!!!
>DM aka I am NOT a Mason!!!
MNSsio aka no, and you're not even a proper woman!
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Date: 10 Jan 1993 18:57:51 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>Ratboy aka My granny wears chainmail girdles...too old for the bikinis...looks
>>   rather pitiful. By the way...anyone seen John Thomas, the Spam King?
>Lisa aka I've got your John Thomas right here baby!
Ratboy aka *ahem* Yes, I see that. And you have my complete and undivided 
  attent--....attnet--...attenti--....yes, right there.....attention.
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see? Jest
Date: 11 Jan 1993 20:28:24 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>>>The box didn't say anything about BOLLOCKS!  Here...I et one of those!
>>>>You should have a big red warning label shouting BEWARE OF THE BOLLOCKS!
>>>Erm, Frank... you're not supposed to eat usenet posts, or if you do,
>>>you should at least give us some!
>>Suuuuuuuuure, I will! Like you ever gave me any of your little piece up
>>in Luton!
>I never! You say one more word, and I'll have you up for treason!

Oh sure! You never, indeed! 
What's all this I hear about Ms. Naughtybits and the chicken, eh?
You gonna keep *that* one a secret too, Nmsio? 
And then there's the galla luncheon! Whoa-HO!
You oughta see my snaps of *that*! Whoa-HO! *breaks plate*

>>>>I'm afraid you'll have to come with me.
>>>Oooooh. Do I get to meet the nice judges? I just Looooove when they
>>>bang ther little gavels, and you should have seen Beatrice last
>>>week.. the way he just waggled his wig, it had such a stunning
>>>effect!
>>Cheeky bitch.
>... and you should have heard his summing up. He gave them his "full
>weight of the law bit"
>But then, as I always say, you can put it in the hands of your
>lawyer, but it'll never stand up in court.

Now I know what you mean by "hung jury"!

>>>>>MSNio
>>>>RTBaoy
>>>Nosi M
>>Yo Brat
>Moi? NS!
Tray bo

>>(extra lines to appease the God News Server! Bow before him!)
>Oh, you're sooo meaningful, Frank.
Frank? I'll do you for that! Even if you *DO* have beautiful thighs!






















(ONCE AGAIN)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles)
Subject: Re: Picturs of Jester for Trade
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 02:59:58 GMT

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>phygod72@chihuacle.gac.edu (Philip Miesle) writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>Incidently, I had some pictures of me and my g/f taken this holiday season.
>>>So, here is the deal. Anyone who wants one has to send me a picture 
>>>of themselves in exchange. My address is below.
>>
>>I already have one, though it's a bit fuzzy.  I think that that growth
>>on your arm is an avacado, but it could be an eggplant.  Mind clearing
>>that up for me?

>um..thatis the rare golden colorado newt..it feeds on peoples blood
>and it hunts only in broad daylight and attaches at the arm..as i was in
>colorado when the picture was taken.that explains it.
How do you explain away those huge great bruises in your neck and chest
then, Jester.


>>Phil squig you'll *never* get my snail-mail address.  Ha ha ha!!!
>Jester squig but i have your girlfriends......
Eccles aka I have yours tho - where's said thing of yours btw?

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 00:27:02 GMT

>>>>>Ratboy aka would like to see Lisa's holiday snaps!
>>>>Lisa aka on her way to the one hour photo......*wink*
>>>Ratboy aka SWOOON!
>>MNSoi aka HE'S BACK, HE'S BAD, AND HE'S LOOKING FOR A SPAMKING!!!!
>>(He's also weilding a chainmail bikini top for some lucky girlie.)
>*shudder* Cold and pinched nipples.
Yeah, I DID warn her, but it could be fun *:)

SinmNMO
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: catch up
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:06:53 GMT

>> >>are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
>> >Yes.
>> How about..... bananas?
>What about pointer sticks?
WOULD YOU SHU... hold on. Do you ever get the strange sense of deja
vu?
If not, you'll probably get it in the next message from me.

>> >SNio
>> lsjen
>chestnutt aka in matters of self defense
mNSisosi aka Spelltinkle
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jos is Dead!! Halleujah!
Date: 12 Jan 93 18:35:58 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <C0pEq0.3F6@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>|damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
>>|>WHERE's JOS!
>>|He's dead....and i stuffed him in the closet with the rest of the
>>|*stiffs*
>>But, but, but ... I'm not dead! I just smell funny! That's all ...
>>Now, can some kind soul please pull that rhubarb out of me ear?
> 
> no!...i have cut you up into 147191 different pieces and am now maling you
> to the Elvis snail-mail fan club....
> 
>>Jos aka Alive An' Kick*ouch*
> Jester aka not if i have anything to say about it!
Gina aka e's not dead yet and that's final
> -- 
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
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From: tuffyd@rs6317.ecs.rpi.edu (Devin 'Nice Guy' Tuffy)
Subject: Re: HELL!!!
Reply-To: tuffyd@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 15:36:35 GMT

In article <sprooney.726757074@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|> I've just found hell.
|> There I was, minding my own business in my favourite eaterie here in
|> Dublin, waiting for some friends, and I was subjected to about 2-3
|> minutes of a group of peeps MISQUOTING PYTHON!!! It was terrible..
|> they kept getting little words wrong... saying "blow job" instead of
|> "oral sex", "only" instead of "and nothing else"
|> It was esp. bad coz MP at the HW Bowl was on a couple of days ago,
|> but they moved on to get small words wrong in Holy Grail, and even
|> Life Of Briag!!!!! 
|> BLASPHEMY!
|> 
|> Does anyone else have this problem? Is there a pythonites
|> anonymous?
|> 
er, i meant CALL Brian Briag
sorry, my apologies for ruining a potentially humorous joke.


-- 

Devin Tuffy
tuffyd@rpi.edu

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`'  "If I want to make a political statement I'd make a goddamned speech.  I `'
`'  mean, it's great to have principles and all, but why should I let this   `'
`'  sometimes it goes a little too far.  I buy a beverage because of how it  `'
`'  tastes, not for what it supports."                                       `'
`'                                     Devin Tuffy, on Snapple and the       `'
`'                                                      Abortion Issue       `'
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: HELL!!!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 17:43:19 GMT

>|> I've just found hell.
>|> There I was, minding my own business in my favourite eaterie here in
>|> Dublin, waiting for some friends, and I was subjected to about 2-3
>|> minutes of a group of peeps MISQUOTING PYTHON!!! It was terrible..
>|> they kept getting little words wrong... saying "blow job" instead of
>|> "oral sex", "only" instead of "and nothing else"
>|> It was esp. bad coz MP at the HW Bowl was on a couple of days ago,
>|> but they moved on to get small words wrong in Holy Grail, and even
>|> Life Of Briag!!!!! 
>|> BLASPHEMY!
>|> 
>|> Does anyone else have this problem? Is there a pythonites
>|> anonymous?
>|> 
>Yes, In particular people who dont call Brian "Briag" :)

There's nowt wrong with briag! Look at the Skrypt someone <ahem>
typed in... that's his (Brian's) aka alias!

>Devin Tuffy
MSNsiosisoiss
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Bouncy Bouncy
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 02:19:18 GMT

>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka would like to see Lisa's holiday snaps!
>>>>>>>Lisa aka on her way to the one hour photo......*wink*
>>>>>>Ratboy aka SWOOON!
>>>>>MNSoi aka HE'S BACK, HE'S BAD, AND HE'S LOOKING FOR A SPAMKING!!!!
>>>>>(He's also weilding a chainmail bikini top for some lucky girlie.)
>>>>*shudder* Cold and pinched nipples.
>>>Yeah, I DID warn her, but it could be fun *:)
>>Lisa aka wait until you see what mechanical device I have for your John Thomas
>>         (it'll make the chainmail bikini seem like a gift for granny)
>>         *dememted laugh*
>Ratboy aka My granny wears chainmail girdles...too old for the bikinis...looks
>   rather pitiful. By the way...anyone seen John Thomas, the Spam King?
SMNisoa aka Aaaaw, poor li'll ratboy hasn't seen a John Thomas. Just
pop over to The Cellar, and I'll enlighten you, little boy.