From: sl859@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.comics.lnh,rec.arts.comics.misc
Subject: Sieze Dangerous episode 2  *Death of a Hero!*
Date: 14 Oct 92 17:38:50 MDT
Organization: Utah State University

	Here it is!  When I should be doing the roster or my stupid homework I
write another episode!  Is there something wrong with me!!!  * I think so *
Don't write into this story, since it will really screw up the continuity with
the other stories going on...  I would suggest that even if you notice your
character die in an episode that you NOT bring them back.  At least ask me
about it!
						wReam...

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	"The fools! "  Acton Lord raged.  "They thought this pizza was for me!?"
	Netlurker stood blankly not making a sound.  
	"No!  It is a special pizza to appease the guardian of the gateway to
the Sieze Dangerous.  No one in their right mind would actually even to pretend
to like this infernal combination on their pizza!"  Acton Lord sneered at the
thought of him eating it.  "That is right, Netlurker!  I am ACTON LORD!  The
REAL one!"
	Netlurker just shrugged.  "Whatever ya say boss.  FAKE, REAL,
POLYETHELENE, I am behind you a 110%!"
	"That's ridiculous!  No one can have more than 100%!"  He turned and
then looking at the surroundings he continued.  "We are hear!"
	The backgound had changed to a slightly darker more ominous shape.  The
cieling Vaulted high into the darkness, at the end of the wide room was a very
large door and a very large statue.  The eyes of the statue followed the two
tiny figures as they advanced to the large door.
	"WHO APPROACHES THE GUARDIAN!?"  The statue roared.
	"Pizza delivery."  Acton Lord said acting as insignificant as he could.
"Did a Mr. Guardian of the Gate to the Sieze Dangerous order a Extra Large
pizza with Pepperoni and Pineapple?"
	"P-P-P-PIIIIIZZZZZZZAAAAAAA????"  The voice said anxiously.
	"Yeah, here I will just slide it under this big door."  Acton Lord slid
it under the gate before the Statue could tell him not to.
	"Why did you do that!  I want it!"  The statue turned to the great gate
and opened it.  Acton Lord ran in and grabbed the Sieze Dangerous Amulet.
	"Get us out of here, Netlurker." Acton Lord yelled!
	"You put that back..."  FOOOSH.  Netlurker had transwarped the two
away.
	"Well, At least they left the pizza." the large statue sat down and
began to eat.  "Ahhhhhhhh...  Deliver me..."

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	Net.limbo had become a really creepy and evil place since Netlurker had
used it last.  Gee, thought Netlurker, this place is much more evil and creepy
than I remember.  
	"Where are we?  This place is really evil and creepy!" Acton Lord
asked.
	"Its supposed to be Net.limbo.  When I need to make a fast teleport I
just shift to this dimension and then jump to whereever."  Netlurker said. 
"And yes, you are correct, this place is more creepy and evil than I
remember..."  
	"Well can we teleport directly to the LNH.HQ?  I need to attach the
Sieze Dangerous to Contraption Man's creation...  with my special powers."
Acton Lord exposed his plan to Netlurker in the middle of the dark dimension. 
"You see, this will allow me to harness the entire power and life of the LNH
and by the time they realize they are in a trap.  It will be too late..."
	In the darkest corner glowing eyes opened upon the two villainous
plotters.  
	"OK. Here we go!"  Zammmmmm!  They were gone.
        ...  LEGION     DEATH   DOOOOOOM   ...

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	Contraption Man Beamed at the recognition of having completed his very
first PerilRoom.  He thought of how he had to occasionally improvise but it
would work well in the end.  He left the machine to go report to Ultimate Ninja
the results of his genius.  As he left the room he hardly even recognized a
slight ZAMMMM sound that echoed as the door closed.  As he walked back through
the halls he saw Rebel Yell and Ultimate Ninja yelling at each other.  
	"The way this place is being run is disgraceful!" Ultimate Ninja
protested.  "Everyone is running Everywhere and in reality no one is getting
anything done!  It's time we got this place organized and we got leadership
established in the ranks."  
	"Why you ingrate usurper!  Who are you to criticize me when I am so...
Umm.  Well gosh  darn it!  I am right!"  Rebel Yell said.
	"I finished the Perilroom, UN"  Contraption Man busted in.  
	"You did what!?"  Rebel Yell turned to Contraption Man.  "Are you
working for this commie, backstabber!  You of all people should realize he is
the TRAITOR that you are looking for!"  
	"Oh.  Of that I have no doubt, however, I have decided that the future
really isn't all that bad without you guys so I have given up on trying to
interfere with it."  Contraption Man smiled with satisfaction.
	"I will stop your infernal plan , if it's the "
	"Last thing you do?"  Cliche Dude passed by smiling, as he interrupted
Rebel Yell's Cliche.   "So what earth shattering news have you got for us
fearless leader?"
	"This member here" Rebel Yell pointed to Ultimate Ninja, "Says that I
am not doing a good job as leader!  Now he has tricked Contraption Man into
helping destroy us all!  I am a good leader, aren't I?"
	"Well,  you're pretty good, if you let us do our own thing.  That's
great.  I mean this place would be quite different if we had a real leader, but
I would vote for you."  Cliche Dude said not thinking much.  "Besides, aren't
you running for president or something?  Why would you want to be leader of
both!"
	Rebel Yell fumed down the hall toward the Perilroom.  "That does it!  I
will see that you never use this Perilroom thingy!"  Contraption Man and
Ultimate Ninja ran behind him trying to keep him from doing anything to their
new toy.  Rebel Yell opened the door. ZAMMMMMM!  The room was empty, but it did
look pretty darn sofisticated.  "How does this thing work?"  Reb asked getting
a bit more interested.  
	Contraption Man went over to the panel of different switches and
gadgets and smiling he started up the machine.  It hummed lightly and a door
opened revealing a large open room resembling a metal walled gymnasium.  Rebel
Yell entered.  Just then the door slammed behind him.  Ultimate Ninja and
Cliche Dude ran to the control panel and asked, "What are you doing?"
Rebel Yell pounded on the door.  His voice could be heard over an intercom. 
"You Let me out!  Now!  Do you hear me!?"  Just then a large gun like cannon
descended from the cieling.  It aimed at the pounding Rebel Yell.  Rebel Yell 
turned to see it and his eyes went as wide as saucers.  "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
He yelled in panic.  Ultimate Ninja grabbed his Ginsu DoorCutter and headed for
the locked portal...

	"FFFFFFFFFZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTT!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!"  The gun discharged.  The locked portal sliced in two fell only
to reveal a bit of ash in the air.  The Gun lifted back into the cieling with a
calm whirr.  
	"He's dead Jim."  said Cliche Dude. 
	"I guess this solves the leadership dispute, huh?"  said Badtiming Boy
and then he exited and headed for Rebel Yell's collection of Comics.
	Ultimate Ninja ran to Contraption Man.  All Contraption Man could say
was...
	"Gee, It never did that before."

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Be here next time when the action shifts to unbearable purportions!  Yes, the
quest for leadership continues!  The LNH is thrown into Chaos!  Be here for
also for the funeral of REBEL YELL... And maybe some more!  As Acton Lord
enacts another aspect of his master plan of revenge on Ultimate Ninja!!!

						wReam...
                                      Ultimate Ninja of the LNH!

P.S.  You know, if I post the Sieze Dangerous BEFORE the roster, I will have a
much easier job!  (A lot fewer members!!! :)

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