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From: bgarfink@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (beth diane garfinkel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny firms/place names
Date: 16 Nov 92 17:55:31 GMT
Article-I.D.: usenet.BxtLsK.JyB
Organization: Indiana University

In <lg54r6INNrjc@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> ericf@npic.Corp.Sun.COM (Eric Francis) writes:

>(Sorry about the blank post, my mouse made me do it...)

>In article 78438@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu, dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY) writes:
>>And imports also find it odd that New Tripoli is called New triPOli.  But they
>>all love Blue Ball and Virginville!
>>

>Gee, I wonder if Virginville, Pa and Climax, Michigan are "sister cities"....

>Hey!  If you don't like it -- go to Hell, Michigan!

Well, they do say that Intercourse is next to Paradise . . . and it's
true, I've seen the road signs myself.

								Beth


-- 
"This must be Thursday.  I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
	-Arthur Dent, on being told that the Earth is about to blow up.
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Date: 17 Nov 92 18:13:01 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

It's time to set the record straight on the Green Golf Ball Joke.

The GGBJ has never appeared in this group or any other.  Internet
is set up to recognize and delete the GGBJ whenever it is sent.

It cannot be sent translated or uuencoded.  It cannot be transmitted
in text, zip, lha, compress, or any other coding method.

This was originally done as an experiment in Artificial Intelligence.
The goal was to have the net check and reject the GGBJ.  It now does
so in over 350 permutations and a total of 72 languages and dialects.

I, personally, translated it to Mandarin, scanned it into a gif file,
converted it to jpeg, broke it into four pieces, each rotated ninety
degrees, and it STILL REJECTED IT, although part one did get through
before the rest were stopped.  My account, however, was cancelled.

If you really want the GGBJ, try giving a snail mail or fax address.
Maybe someone will send it that way.

Sorry.

--f2

-------------------
  "You may wait here in the sitting room,
   or you can sit here in the waiting room."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bgarfink@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (beth diane garfinkel)
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms and names
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 14:52:31 GMT

In <BxMH4E.61o@acsu.buffalo.edu> v140pxgt@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Daniel B Case) writes:


>	The thread on car names is going so well I thought I'd take the liberty
>of starting one for airline acronyms and similar joke names. I have many, but 
>you may certainly want to add some.

Delta's Sky West: Scare West. . .

							Beth
-- 
"This must be Thursday.  I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
	-Arthur Dent, on being told that the Earth is about to blow up.
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,rec.humor
From: 890530m@dragon.acadiau.ca (Darren MacKenzie)
Subject: Re: Pickup Line List wanted!
Organization: Acadia University
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 22:34:19 GMT

beegle@ftp.phy.uab.edu (Earthbound) writes:

>"I was thinking of asking you out, but I want to be a supreme court
>Justics one day."
>-- 
>Luke

>	"I don't feel so good."	
>				Last words of Luther Burbank

How about this one...
I heard of a guy who was in a bar one night, walked up to a girl he didn't know
and said "Are you ready to go home yet?"
They left together.

-Doc
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Subject: Re: Dinosaurs and Elephants
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 15:39:24 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.163039.12279@waikato.ac.nz> rgtysec19@waikato.ac.nz (Shar
lene Mehrtens) writes:
>
>
>Q:  What do you get if you cross a homosexual dinosaur with an elephant?\
>
>
>A:  A Megasouras (mega sore ass)

Elephant?  Why elephant?

-Mark
From: phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lets all test together
Date: 18 Nov 1992 10:24:57 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <1992Nov17.182241.22100@spock.UUCP> bane@spock.uucp (Cameron Huang) writes:
 >In article <1e7ucbINNkhk@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr S J Liddicott) writes:
 >>Test

 >No! I will not stand for this! Please do not post tests like this on 
 >respectable newsgroups like rec.humor! Please keep your tests to newsgroups
 >like soc.religion.christianity, or alt.sources. Thank you.
 >

What? Does noone want to TEST with me?  Lets all TEST and be happy
Lets all TEST together
(I hate myself sometimes)
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| Liddicott| phudl@csv.warwick.ac.uk  | I WAS IN IDAHO | Plucky Duck TTA |
*---------------It's a thing that makes me go hmmm...--------------------*
From: jiazhang@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Jiajie Zhang)
Subject: Volunteers Needed for an Experiment in Cognitive Psychology
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 07:25:19 GMT



We are currently conducting an experiment to study how people solve
very simple problems.  We ask for volunteers to participate in this
experiment.  It only takes about 2 to 3 minutes.  Plus, it is fun and
enjoyable. 

To do the task, simply type:

telnet canyon.psy.ohio-state.edu (or 128.146.112.91)
Login: psyexp
(No password is needed.)

Then enter your terminal type, such as vt100, sun, xterm, and so on.

Everything is fully automatic and self-explained.

If you have any questions, please feel free to call me or send me
an email.

Thank you for your help.

-----
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Assistant Professor		(614)-885-7995 (home)
Department of Psychology	jiazhang@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu
Ohio State University	 	zhang@canyon.psy.ohio-state.edu
Columbus, OH 43210
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Comparative Religion
From: marshall@brandonu.ca (Edward S. Marshall)
Date: 19 Nov 92 13:24:14 CST
Organization: Brandon University, Brandon, Manitoba, Canada

In article <1dub2vINN418@charnel.ecst.csuchico.edu>, bmcnulty@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU (BOB MCNULTY) writes:
> 
>       COMPARATIVE RELIGION (As seen on a door at U.C. Davis)
> 
> 
> Taoism			Shit happens.
> Confucianism			Confucius says "Shit Happens."
> Calvinism    			Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
> Buddhism			If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
> 7th Day Advnetism		No shit on Saturdays.
> Zen  				What is the sound of shit happening?
> Hedonism			There's nothing like a good shit happening.
> Hinduism			This shit happened before.
> Mormonism			This shit is going to happen.
> Islam		       		If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
> Moonies			Only happy shit really happens.
> Stoicism			This shit is good for me.
> Protestantism			Let this shit happen to someone else.
> Catholicism 			Shit happens because you are BAD.
> Hare Krishna			Shit happens rama rama.
> Judaism			Why does this shit always happen to US?
> Zoroastrianism		Shit happens half the time.
> Christian Science		Shit in in your mind.
> Atheism			Sheeit!
> Existentialism		What is shit, anyway?
> Rastafarianism		Let's smoke this shit.
>  
>   ??? Anybody know any others???
> 
> 
>         ////////      "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition
>        (       )        from mediocre minds."   
>         \ @ @ /                          A. Einstein
> -------w---U---w----
> Bob McNulty, CA. STATE UNIV., CHICO
> BMCNULTY@OAVAX.CSUCHICO.EDU

How about:

Atheism				Shit doesn't exist, and never happens.

:)

Edward S. Marshall                                         marshall@brandonu.ca
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: jdahl@rchland.vnet.ibm.com (Jared Dahl)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 19:11:28 GMT
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM
Organization: IBM Rochester

In article <mLk6TB1w165w@mertwig.UUCP>, xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker) writes:
|> kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:
|> 
|> > In article <BxC0u8.LCE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jaso
|> > >Matthew Crosby writes:
|> > >>Geoff Green writes:
|> > >>>Matthew B. M. Gibson (gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
|> > >>>: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
|> > >>>: >brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
|> > >>>: >>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) wri
|> > >>>: >>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
|> > >>>: >>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
|> > >>>: >>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
|> > >>>: >>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
|> > >>>: >>>>>lines over and over again?
|> > >>>: >>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
|> > >>>: >>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
|> > >>>: >>It's a rambling serenade!
|> > >>>: >How is it made?
|> > >>>: Well, you could use a blade.
|> > >>>Or a spade :)
|> > >>I wish this moronic thing would fade!
|> > >But it's good for the economic diaper trade!
|> > You're just wishin' you could get laid.
|> Time for a panty raid.
Stop this expensive charade!

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| Systems Programmer     |  my brain IBM"                           |
| IBM - Rochester, MN    |              -- STYX,  "Mr. Roboto"      |
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Opinions expressed are mine, not IBM's.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mohr@rtsg.mot.com (Wilson Mohr)
Subject: Re: other ways to say vomit..
Organization: Motorola Inc., Cellular Infrastructure Group
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:32:35 GMT

From my Frat days:

	Blow Chow!
-- 
Wilson Mohr         "Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
mohr@rtsg.mot.com    time, he will pick himself up and continue on" - W. Churchill
From: gt4278b@prism.gatech.EDU (Jensulu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: More Far Side
Keywords: favorite
Date: 23 Nov 92 20:51:38 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

In response to the recent "Broca's brain" flood of posts on this group,
why not post *your* favorite Far Side and show the world your warped
sense of humor?

My fave:

     Two astronauts in orbit.  The earth is depicted as a large balloon
with a string on the end.  One turns to the other and says, "Uh, we'd
better keep this quiet."

#2:

     Skeleton in tailcoat slumped over piano.  Visitors are shown in by
the butler, who warns, "Shhhh!...The maestro is decomposing!"

Any others, comments, flames?

Jensulu (former Village Idiot, resigned)

-- 
Jensulu the once-and-future Village Idiot
gt4278b@prism.gatech.edu          | But is a .sig really necessary?

Resigning the post of VI in favor of Dante (who may or may not be deserving :)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rolls@cis.umassd.edu (Frank Pinto)
Subject: Nuns in heaven
Organization: University of Massachusetts Dartmouth
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 20:00:24 GMT

Well, there was this screeeeeeeeeeeeeech and the van with four nuns
tumble and bursted into a fire ball. They all (4) died.
Knock, knock . The gates of heaven opens and the 4 four nuns
wento into a wainting room. Minutes later the keeper of the gate
calls sister Jan jane up to the table and asks her:
Sister Jane what was the story with father John?
The sister replied: Holly Father (gate keeper)
I just touch his testicles with my finger tips!!
The keeper said to her. Go put your finger in the holly water
and star praying until tomorrow.
Next he calls sister Maria. Same question, Sister Maria's
response : Hwlly father I touched his testicles with tha
palm of my hand only. Replie: Immerse your hands in
that holly water and start praying until tomorrow.
Next, he calls sister Regina, and as sister Regina
was about to approach to table, Sister Gertrude junpas
from her seat and yelled, "Just a minute sister Regina
let me go ahead of you because I don't want to gragle that
water after you sit on it"
AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!




(PS. this is may first visit to this group, therefore I do not
Xref: sparky rec.humor:34457 rec.humor.d:2688
From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: RE: Radio Joke
Date: 20 Nov 92 12:27:54 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University


mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN), Lehigh University writes:

> There is a joke that goes "Two elephants are sitting in a bathtub, one
> says pass the soap, the other replies no soap, radio."  Why does he say
> this and more importantly why is this so funny when I'm drunk and so
> confusing when I'm sober.

This is a type of joke that dates back at least to the fifties and was
very poplar with kids. The joke setup may be quite long like a shaggy dog
story, also poplar at that time, but the punch line is always "Radio!" or
some other non sequitur ending referring to the word radio.

e.g.
A polar bear was fishing through a hole in the ice when he fell in.
He lost his bearing under the water and could not find the hole in the
ice. Luckily there was another hole which he was able to make large enough
to climb out. Looking around he saw not far away the original hole in the
ice. And do you know what was right next to that hole?   A RADIO!!
At this, those in on the joke would bust out laughing and carrying on as if
it were the funniest joke in the world. The mark was usually a nerdy type or
other "non-popular" kid who was not a member of the clique. Does this remind
you of a joke currently gumming up rec.humor??

One more before we lay this piece of trash aside, also concerns a polar bear,
which was a common theme. A polar bear started walking south through North
America and a penguin started walking north through South America. As they 
passed each other at the equator, the penguin leaped high in the air and
yelled, "RADIO!"

I am reminded of a nonsense song in a similar vein:

A bear went over the mountain
A bear went over the mountain
A bear went over the mountain
To see what he could see.

To see what he could see.
To see what he could see.
A bear went over the mountain
To see what he could see.

He stuck his head in a dark hole
He stuck his head in a dark hole
The sparks flew out of his asshole
And burnt his magazine.

Or something like that. Maybe it was just the catchy tune . . . 

Another bit of cliquish nonsense of the time was one person yelling down the
hall to a friend, "TOOPS!" and getting the reply, "YAKEM!" - neither of which
meant anything. Such fun!

It was a barrel of laughs in the good ol' days!?? But reading rec.humor shows
that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

BTW, does anyone remember the _original_ shaggy dog story?

oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo     Binary 4s all around.  And a "bit-bird" to you too!     oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis (nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu)    oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
From: mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Michael Howard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: GGBJ
Date: 19 Nov 92 15:27:49 GMT
Reply-To: mlxh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Michael Howard)
Organization: Laboratory for the Foundations of Computer Science, Edinburgh U

Whoops!

 I originally posted the joke, but must have messed up the distribution 'cos
it wasn't sent to every1. Not realising, I later posted a few comments on the
joke, which TOTALLY give the punchline, etc. away!

 The joke is a classic mainly because of the impact. You read what looks like
a boring story, and then it hits you a couple of seconds after reading the
last line. Knowing about glass eyes and such B4 reading gives the joke about
the same impact as a string of wet spaggetti!

 Will track down and cancel the comments if pos to try and stop anyone still
to read from seeing them before the joke (which has since been re-posted).

 Sorry! <go on, flame me. I deserve it :-( >

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^^\\^\^\\^\_\^\_\^\\^^\/___*I feel no pain dear mother now; but oh, I am so dry!
^^^\\^^^\\^\_\^\_\^\\^^\___\*Oh take me to a brewery, and leave me there to die.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hm@cs.brown.edu (Harry Mamaysky)
Subject: Re: GGBJ
Organization: Somewhere East or Somewhere West
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 16:56:01 GMT

Hey, unfair. After so much begging and pleading by posters to r.h. we
finally get the GGBJ.

BUT, we get two different versions. What's up with that. I can't take
all this confusion.

Harry.
From: lozinski@csugrad.cs.vt.edu (David Lozinski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: jobs
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:40:06 GMT
Organization: Virginia Tech Computer Science Dept, Blacksburg, VA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

This job is a test and only a test. 

Had this been a real job, you would have received raises, bonuses, and 
promotions.


I saw that at my financial aid office. I think it is pretty good.

lozinski@csugrad.cs.vt.edu

"IF I wanted to listen to an ASSHOLE, I would've farted!"
Xref: sparky rec.humor:34315 alt.folklore.computers:16427 alt.cascade:3293
From: xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 92 20:59:21 EST
Organization: Odd Parity Hacker's Group

kurgan@spock.uucp (Andrew Twyman) writes:

> In article <BxC0u8.LCE@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jaso
> >Matthew Crosby writes:
> >>Geoff Green writes:
> >>>Matthew B. M. Gibson (gothick@dcs.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
> >>>: millernw@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Neal Miller) writes:
> >>>: >brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
> >>>: >>In article <blech> slb22@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu (Seth L. Blumberg) wri
> >>>: >>>In article <foo> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
> >>>: >>>>In article <bar> kaufman@eecs.nwu.edu (Michael L. Kaufman) writes:
> >>>: >>>>>This is all very funny, but haven't you people ever heard of the
> >>>: >>>>>concept of trimming? Do we actually need to see the same 50 or so
> >>>: >>>>>lines over and over again?
> >>>: >>>>Ever hear of a cascade? *grin*
> >>>: >>>No, I haven't.  What's a cascade? ;-)
> >>>: >>It's a rambling serenade!
> >>>: >How is it made?
> >>>: Well, you could use a blade.
> >>>Or a spade :)
> >>I wish this moronic thing would fade!
> >But it's good for the economic diaper trade!
> You're just wishin' you could get laid.
Time for a panty raid.

--
Daniel Max P. Drucker, the network communications wizard.

mertwig!xyzzy@jaflrn.uucp                   amateur radio callsign pending
Disclaimer: It's all my fault!

"Difficulty! It's the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!" -HHGTTG
From: rgtysec19@waikato.ac.nz (Sharlene Mehrtens)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Tourists
Date: 24 Nov 92 16:31:19 +1300
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

Finishing her touring for the day, the tourist decided she needed a room for
the night.  Stopping outside a local hotel, she went in and asked if she could
have a room for the night.  The clerk said yes, and proceeded to ask her if she
would like it with a shower or a bath.  The tourist thought about this and
replied, whats the difference.  To which the clerk replied, in a shower you
stand and in the bath you sit
From: chic@chopin.udel.edu (Robert L Chiccarine)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: >> Other ways to say vomit..
Date: 23 Nov 92 15:28:19 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

In article <196440005@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com> guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde) writes:
>Calling into the porcelain mug for "RALPH" and "EARL" .


 How bout to be involved in a personal protien purge
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Freak)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Green Golf Ball Joke
Organization: Coventry University, Coventry, U.K
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 23:53:59 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.213936.31265@ccad.uiowa.edu> pratheep@ccad.uiowa.edu (Pratheep Chidambaram) writes:
>include me too for the joke.
>I am very curious indeed.
>
>pratheep@herky.cs.uiowa.edu
>
>
>
 Yep,add me to the sending list will you.? Although being typically English I
  doubt i will find it funny,if the reputation of English humour is anything
  to go by.
  

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From: deanc@ex.heurikon.com (Dean Cheney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Green Golf Ball Joke
Summary: noproblemo
Date: 14 Nov 92 20:16:09 GMT
Organization: Heurikon Corporation, Madison, WI



In article <13NOV199212201109@elroy.uh.edu> inde7fw@elroy.uh.edu (Loftis, Danny) writes:
>In article <BxK7Cn.A6u@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, mtf39190@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael T Freeman) writes...
>>herm@merlin.etsu.edu (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>> 
>>>Two years ago, I read the funniest joke I ever set
>>>my eyes upon, but alas, I've lost my copy of it.
>>>Could someone please repost the Green Golf Ball Joke?


          [stuff deleted]




         YES YES YES !!!


         Jeez, you people are a stubborn bunch o' net.wankers. ;-)

         I've got the ol' GGBJ backed-up on my system. I'll just

         back out of my editor and copy it over and ...

         Hey! What does *this* button do?


 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!




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