From: sbc3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SHAWN BRENDON CREWS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge II
Date: 10 Nov 92 16:26:45 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <BxHG50.MqL@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, mchaffee@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Rockville)
writes:
>davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:
>
>>In article 788@acsu.buffalo.edu, v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (BIFTAD) write
s:
>>>Greg "Honker" Franklin writes...
>>>>Steve "Core" Vetter   writes:
>>>>>Greg "Hebrew" Franklin writes:
>>>>>>Thomas J. "Hooter Hears a" Horn writes:
>>>>>>>Paul "Valu" Martz writes:
>>>>>>>>Greg Alt "Cascade" writes:
>>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>>>>>>>>>>MAC "D-L-T" writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Matthew "Peter, Paul, Mary, Luke, and John" Smith writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Petri "Dish" Karonen writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>An Erik Estrada hate monger writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gayla "Luncheon" Worrell writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Alexander "Ragtime Band" Feygin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Alexander Feygin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>Lisa "You Be" Ehren writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>amy "CapsLock-Challenged" writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>Jeffrey "Don't Call Me Jeff" Hantin writes
:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas Horn writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GUNNAR "Lou" HORRIGMO writes
:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/12/92.Lets keep
it goin for month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/13/92.Lets all be
nd over for month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/14/92. Lets all ea
t Jello for Gunth.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's still 10/14/92.Wet ball hi
t fellow in bunth.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/15/92. Fret no more.
 moves like grunt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. Hit the floor.
I'm about to punt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. What a bore,thi
s cascades a runt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/17/92. All is quiet on
the Western front.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92. Who's that hiding
? It's Allen Funt!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92.  It is Sunday, so
let's all grunt!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>Tiss still 10/18/92. The 'Skins won. S
till on the hunt!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>To fill 10/18/92, have some fun, and pu
ll a stunt!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  I was first!  I was
first!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>It's still 10/19/92.  I think I'm gonna b
urst.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  You stink like liverwu
rst.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>I say, it's 10/19/92. I drink to Patty Hear
st.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>Highway route 10/19/92. You drink or die of
thirst.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>Today is 10/20/92. To last 1 month, this casc
ade will be a 1st.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>The date: 10/20/92. Few pass the hunt.This bar
maid is the worst.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}My weight: 10/21/92.Lou,pass the Huntz.My Frenc
h braid is cursed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>Is late: 10/21/92. Drew passed dunce. My wrench
freight dispursed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Today is 10/21/92.  Less than two until George LO
SES!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}Yuk, it's 10/21/92.  Cows go "moo" when they drink
 boozes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its still 10/21/92.  I'll have a crew when I sail o
n cruises.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/21/92.  You'll never do what I best dooz
es.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  The festival day for witches and
Druids.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  Elvis will play for snitches and C
upids.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm really doing this although it i
s stupids.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm all covered with mud.  I'll go c
hange my soeses.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I've got them stay-in-the-lab-all-nig
ht blueses.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  It seems I've followed-up in twoses.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  Gads, you have.  What ever shall we do?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  The world will end in 4 days, so stay co
ol.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  I fell asleep in class, only to wake in a
 pool of drool.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/25/92.  Little Bo Peep's ass, groaning slowly, sha
kes so cruel.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/26/92.  This is my boarding pass, I'm flying away,
you fool.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  You keep hoarding grass.  I keep eating stoo
l.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need his boarding pass to go back t
o school.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need to kiss some ass to get him som
e stool.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/28/92.  Push pill pee. Christ combs crass. red-rimmed r
um rules.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Crush Kill Key!  Waste wombs wash!  Mad-mimed m
o
m mules!
>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Come-on people!  Lets keep this parade rollin'!!!
>>>>>>>>>>It's 10/29/92, do you know where your detachable penis is?
>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you know where your inflatable penguin in?
>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you show your privates to Ursala K LeGuin?
>>>>>>>Tonight's 10/30/92.  No, I blow my privates all over a shapely young Finn
.
>>>>>>Today is 10/31/92.  Oh, you break out in hives in sex play with dolphins?
>>>>>Today is 11/01/92.  I'm the first one in November.  Beat That!!!
>>>>Today is 11/02/92.  If Ross Perot wins in November, I'll eat my hat!
>>>Today is still 11/02/92.  Got to remember that I am the HAT!
>>Today is 11/05/92.  Bend over, I'll get my baseball bat!
>Today is 11/09/92.  Be nice, or else we'll have a spat!
Today is 11/10/92.  Chill out, we don't need that!
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