From: nikouli@ACSU.BUFFALO.EDU ((Styliani Nikouli))
Newsgroups: bit.listserv.hellas
Subject: Re: WOMEN - A CHEMICAL HAZARD
Date: 7 Oct 92 17:04:48 GMT
Reply-To: "(Styliani Nikouli)" <nikouli@ACSU.BUFFALO.EDU>
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              6 Oct 1992 20:48:40 -0500 <9210070152.AA10807@acsu.buffalo.edu>

>WOMAN -  A CHEMICAL HAZARD

>ELEMENT:        WOMAN
>SYMBOL:         WO2
	Valte kai kamia fwtografia na katalavoun gia ti pragma milate...

>DISCOVERED:     Adam.  Datum  Undetermined
>ATOMIC MASS:    Accepted as 118lb but known to vary from 100 to 550lb
	Scientific fact: ta eidi pou ksepairnoun ta 130lb, katatasontai se
	alli katigoria (they are a league of their own) "Weight watcher's labs"

>OCCURRRENCE:    Copious quantities in all urban areas


>PHYSICAL PROPERTIES;
>1.      Suraces usually covered with painted film
	Nai kata to '60 kai to '70...ka0ws kai kuriws stin efiviki ilikia...

>2.      Boils at nothing. Freezes without reason
	Yes.Yes... :-))

>3.      Melts if given special treatment
			^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
	Kai oxi mono... :-))

>4.      Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
						      ^^^^^^
	common einai to mualo sou...

>CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
>1.      Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and precious stones
	Prwsopika, mono silver kai apo precious stones: ame0usto, diamantia,
	kai zafeiria...Ta upoloipa de me sugkinoun...
	Episis, an 0elete na m' euxaristeisetai gia ta Logotexnika diigimata
	pou stelnw, na mou parete ekeino to kosmima pou eftiakse o Lalaounis
	"Komitis" otan perase o komitis tou Xallei.  Epeidi einai set, mallon
	prepei na suneisferetai oloi... An de 0elete na mou parete kosmima,
	tote mia Ferrari 0a ektimountan deontos...me tin proupo0esi oti 0a
	mou plirwsete tin asfaleia kai tin suntirisi gia ta epomena deka
	xronia ...:-))
Ama einai na kente to kalo, kante to olokliro...

>2.      Absorbes great quantities of expensive substances
	Auto to elege kai o pateras mou, eidika gia mena... Kai einai ena
aksioperiergo fenomenon... Na fantasteitai, tis proalles, pairnei enas filos
mou ton katalogo tou Tiffany's. Kai diafora atoma ton ksefullizan kai elegan ti
tous arese... E, loipon, otan ton epiasa egw sta xeria mou, ton kuttaksa
 grigora-grigora, ki amesws to mati mou epese se mia karfitsa pou kaneis allos
 den
eixe proseksei, kai fusika itan to pio akrivo antikeimeno ston katalogo...Polla
midenika vre paidi mou, eixe auti i timoula tou...;-))

>3.      May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known
>reason

	Yes st"o explode", alla oxi kai gia "unknown reason"...Unkown to you..
alla emeis kseroume polu kala ti kanoume...

>4.      Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increase by saturation in
 >alcohol
	A, edw den paizw...Tin teleutaia fora pou piga se mpar, itan kai
 Paraskeui, imoun kai kurasmeni, epesa kseri ston upno mesa sto mpar...
Ase, ti na sou lew...Every day I amaze myself...

>5.      Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
	Swsto.. Auti einai i idea...


>COMMON USES:
>1.      Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
	 Yes, yes...

>2.      Can be a great aid to relaxation
	Twra auto erxetai se sugkrousi me "explode" part... Ti apo ta duo
eimaste... Gia na kseroume. Mi pa0oume kai kamia krisi proswpikotitas...


>TESTS:
>1.      Pure specimen turn pink when discovered in the natural state
	Pink...!!! Mpliax... Ma kala gia tis proanafer0entes virgin (PSYSICAL
	PROPERTIES: item 4) milate;;;

>2.      Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
	Den uparxoun better specimen, to start with...

>HAZARDS:
>1.      Highly dangeerous except in experienced hands
				     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
	A... ta experienced hands... ti anamniseis... ti empeiries!!!!

>2.      Illegal to possess more than one, although desireable
	Etsi einai.. ola se mikres doseis.. dioti ama den exeis kai
	experienced kai 0es kai polla.. tote i0elesta kai pa0esta...
	Oso gia to "possess", na mas kanete "possess" arkei na mas plirwnete
	kala....;-)))

>Anonymous

Stella " one-of-a-kind-Specimen"