HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: stace@utkvx3.utk.edu (Smith, Stacy)
Subject: What does bobobobob mean to me?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Keywords: ATTENTION ALL WHO CARED TO WONDER
Organization: University of Tennessee Computing Center
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 18:27:00 GMT

Just who is bob i heard a voice from computer screen ask. Just who and what
is he? 

Well my little dupped-by-the-Con friend, open your eyes (and 3rd nostril, 
and legs, and wallet) so that the SACRED EMULTIONS OF BOB'S SLACK might 
Permiate and Cleanse (and destroy) That SecondMostSacredOrgan (yer brain).

Verily, I say, VERILY MUST THE PINK BE PROPED ON STILTS. There are numerous
reasons which I, YES ME, bastion of frivolity that i am, Will hence show to
those who would CHOOSE (important point) to REDISCOVER their Northern Tibetan
Heratige.

REASONS THAT THE PINK MUST BE PROPPED ON STILTS:
	!) By grabbing the stilts we subgenii may control their walketh to
		and their walketh from. 

	@) By placing them on stilts one can much better reach into their
		pockets and take trinkets, jewelry, and cash of all currencies.

	#) By telling them: "Oh Pinkboy (snicker snicker) we have put you
		(chuckle) on a stilt so that (giggle snurgle) you might
		better watch us (cackle) under your impenatrable veil
		of supervision (HeHeHe) and keep us, as it were, (hahahaha)
		out of your way." Thusly with confidence gained, all the 
		more fun as a subgenii Rippeth Away the stilts of proppedness
		releasing the pink to Fall onto Hard Concrete and Suffer Much.
		Instant gratification, my friends.

	$) I have in my home 28,644,218,877,201,809 pairs of Stilt of Pink
		Proppedness in my house now that I am,with Graciousness and  
            	Fullminded Concern, willing to SELL TO YOU AT THE LOW LOW
		PRICE OF ONLY $17.87 a pair. Believe me, these stilts are of
		(snicker snicker) the MostHighSubgenii Quality and are 
		guaranteed (gurgle splat) to Last You A Lifetime. Act now for 
		immediate delivery, as I Am Sure The RESPONSE WILL BE KEEN.


where was I? oh yes, BOB.

some basics:
	Take Guideth not from "ObO" the Anti-BoB.
	Make sure that the only fine print left unread is that which was 
		wrought of Your Hand and Pen.
	BoBs just a man, but hes a man with a plan.
	You, Yes YOU, Are The Center Of The Universe, except for Me, Of course.
	Bulldada Is the DIVINE PROVINCE OF JEHOVAH-1, blow it off notteth.
	
And now I Am duly Sorry, friends, because UnSlackishBillCollectors come 
a-knocking at my door, Must i have to take off like a 12 year old and a bag
of grasseth persnippets.  

Be Slackful and Bulldada is the KEY TO EVENTUAL TOTAL SELF SATISFACTION.

Make that worthy goal your own, and fear not of the Pink, for they SHALL
inheret the Earth, and We shall do the GreatMovingOnThing to AMuchBetterPlace.

And my name is SODAPOP, patron saint of the Angry Fix. (so Ha)
SnailMail Adress:

***** WARNING ***** IF YOU WRITE ME I AM VERY LIKELY TO WRITE BACK!!!!!!!!
	Sodapop
	8117 Chesterfield Drive
	Knoxville, TN  37909
***************************************************************************

Write me, or eat me, or feed me, or kill me. 
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: ml@jezebel.wustl.edu (M. Lundberg)
Subject: Re: OK MuthaFrickers, Now Ya Got Me PISSED
Keywords: La,la,et al.
Organization: Washington University, St. Louis Mo.
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 20:12:18 GMT

In article <13APR199212362676@utkvx3.utk.edu> stace@utkvx3.utk.edu (Smith, Stacy) writes:
>
>OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OKO OK OK OK OK OK 
>
>OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK
>
>OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK
>
[rants about those goddamned (sorry, BoB-damned) cascades]
>
>Oh, and by the way, can people please post more interesting rant type thingies,
>I know that there are alot of people who have it in them to do it, but they
>cant work out their PINkThiNk and Type it into the Net.
>
>so, Fuck you if you wont tell me a story. by god I need slack (of that you are
>VERY convinced by now) and I WILL HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>
>MY WORD IM PISSED!!!!!!
>

That's one of the best rants I've ever read.  And to think, without all the
sub-intelligent nonsense (i.e. cascades) we wouldn't have gotten to read
this oh-so-wonderful rant.  Almost makes me glad that the cascades were
here.  Note the "were."  I still want them gone now.  


Matthew Lundberg         ml@jezebel.wustl.edu
Washington University, 
Dept of Mathematics      "You'll PAY to know what you REALLY think"
St. Louis, MO  63130                                    Dobbs, 1961
Xref: sparky alt.slack:1325 alt.stupidity:1410 alt.religion.kibology:1511 alt.exploding.kibo:118
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: BoB, slack
Date: 8 Apr 92 22:32:14 GMT
Article-I.D.: nsisrv.1992Apr8.223214.2544
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923

O.K. O.K. so it looks as though I may have jumped the gun with my
post after only wading through an article or two, so kill me.
It appears as though alot of you out there are only a little less
pink than I am.  I mean, you've been here for a while, so shouldn't
you embody Slackness(tm)?  Shouldn't more acolades be heaved upon BoB?
I don't think alot of you are as slack(tm) as you think you are.  Now
take XENO for instance, it seems as though (s)he is trying too
hard.  I mean chill out daddy-o take it light, it will come.
I will say this however, XENO is posting from a VAX in Iowa,
which is pretty slack.  And Mark Day, Whooa, quoting
Gary Larson, Mr anti-slack(tm 1992) himself, you may not think you are
a pink boy but that was a pink boy move, so mail me $20, or kill me.
Now, dennis mcclain-furmanski, on the other hand, looks like he
might have slackness(tm) beyond slack(tm).  He's posting from 
Old Dominion University which is just another way of saying
Slackville Community Collage.  To him I take my hat off...for
$20 of corse.


	Slackingly yours
		Mike


p.s.- If you agree with what I said send me $20 if you don't, kill me.


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Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: fnord@panix.com (Cliff Heller)
Subject: Re: BoB, slack
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 14:49:09 GMT
Organization: Right Bleedin' Church of Libertine Obfuscatology

In <1992Apr8.223214.2544@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:

>O.K. O.K. so it looks as though I may have jumped the gun with my
>post after only wading through an article or two, so kill me.

Ok, but it'll cost you.

>  Shouldn't more acolades be heaved upon BoB?

I often heave upon "Bob"  
What are accolades anyway?  Some sort of French pastry?  
I'll try some next time and then heave them upon "Bob".
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Xref: sparky alt.slack:1469 alt.stupidity:1565 talk.bizarre:11284
From: U26703@uicvm.uic.edu (Scott Graves)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.stupidity,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: and the cascade sped on
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:57:59 GMT
 <1992Apr15.033224.3860@iscsvax.uni.edu>
 <1992Apr15.161254.10658@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago


In article <1992Apr15.161254.10658@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>,
bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) says:
>
>In article <1992Apr15.033224.3860@iscsvax.uni.edu> rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu
>writes:
>>In article <92105.151949U26703@uicvm.uic.edu>, U26703@uicvm.uic.edu (Scott
>Graves) writes:
>>>>From: "David Hanley 312-588-2300" <U22015@UICVM>
>>>>Subject: cascading.
>>>>
>>>>  The cascades are just not funny, and make real shit hard to find.  Not   e
>lik
>>>>anything interesting or enlightening had been posted in alt.slack in a
>>>>long time though.  But it's very annoying..
>>>>
>>>>And i shall fail to be amused if you cascade this note.     =&-(
>>>And a female to be abused with your masking tape, disrobed.   +7_9
>>And a big whale took a snooze on bat mans cape at home!
>Land a fig snail before you booze, the fat man escapes from the dome.
Bland config trail semaphore true news, de-bate Mannesque apes in the home

** Know about the Pliny the Elder Cabal?  Ask anyone for information.  **
* Scott Graves         | "Revolution is important, but revulsion is a   *
* U26703@uicvm.uic.edu |   more social activity." -Nyarl the Adverbial, *
* "I speak for a body  |    _The Cantos of Ezra Pound_ CMCXXIII, 35.    *
*  of followers including, but not limited to, you."                    *
* * * * * * * * *        "In Vino Veritas"- PtE         * * * * * * * * *
From: blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Craig Sherrold
Date: 9 Apr 92 08:15:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.dxrjm0n
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

I ate Craig's liver with some fave beans and a nice Chianti.
Send me his get well cards, I'll eat them, too.
or you can kill me.
r.
Xref: sparky alt.slack:1445 alt.sex:14568 alt.postmodern:1279 alt.fan.monty-python:3039
From: gmkoenig@acsu.buffalo.edu (Gerson V Koenig)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.sex,alt.postmodern,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: OK MuthaFrickers, Now Ya Got Me PISSED
Keywords: La,la,et al.
Date: 15 Apr 92 02:43:11 GMT
Organization: UB

You fool, Chuck Jones directed it, and Mike Maltese wrote it, and the dialogue
is of indeterminate nature.

gmkoenig@acsu.buffalo.edu
(requests for MY very long finger.pln might be honored if they're sent to
v132klxs@ubvms.buffalo.edu)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: roy%cybrspc@cs.umn.edu (Roy M. Silvernail)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: *ahem*
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 21:12:10 CDT
Organization: Villa CyberSpace, Minneapolis, MN

bm560@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Thomas D. Salyers) writes:

> 
>      Warren Zevon is a pagan music god and an excellent shor-dur-
> per-sav.   He has shitloads of slack.
>      Seriously.

You're fucking-a right!

Saw Warren a couple months ago at FirstAve, and it was more than
religious... it was eargasmic.

What?  You never heard Warren do "That's Amore"?
--
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                         "I'm a model citizen."
                                      -- Warren Zevon
Xref: sparky alt.slack:1373 alt.stupidity:1452 alt.drugs:7389 alt.postmodern:1192 alt.religion.kibology:1554 alt.exploding.kibo:141 alt.angst:1238
From: bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.stupidity,alt.drugs,alt.postmodern,alt.religion.kibology,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.angst
Subject: Re: a slight problem....La La La
Date: 9 Apr 92 14:54:46 GMT
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923

In article <1992Apr8.183005.1266@wkuvx1.bitnet> kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes:
>In article <1992Apr8.140326.3662@iscsvax.uni.edu>, rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>> In article <7zdHkd#k6@cs.psu.edu>, dsbarr@scheme.cs.psu.edu (Dave Barr) writes:
>>> In article <1992Apr8.222710.2982@darwin.ntu.edu.au> jaws@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (James Woods) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Apr7.132442.2738@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Apr7.044112.23964@mcs.gvsu.edu> bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (John Q. Public) writes:
>>>>>>In article <+#njjsg@lynx.unm.edu> cease@carina.unm.edu (cecilia marie deblasi) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>>>Elvis gives you pride.
>>>>>>Elvis influences the tides.
>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>>Elvis IS dead (I know, he told me last night)
>>> Elvis IS Fred. (So, what makes Wilma?)
>> Elvis is Ted (So, what makes Bill?)
>Elvis is red
Elvis said, Hey FRED, I'm not DEAD, go ask TED.

>>>>>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
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Xref: sparky alt.slack:1465 alt.sex:14691 alt.postmodern:1291 alt.fan.monty-python:3127
From: crawford@acsu.buffalo.edu (___Red Devil___)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.sex,alt.postmodern,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: OK MuthaFrickers, Now Ya Got Me PISSED
Keywords: La,la,et al.
Date: 15 Apr 92 20:18:34 GMT
Organization: WFFT UB's ONLY Student Station!

majcher@acsu.buffalo.edu (Salamander~) writes:

>	Feh!  You loser!  Your .plan in only 38 K long!  If you want
>to see a _real_ .plan, check out mine...if you've got the time...

Tsk..Tsk..  Don't you know that it's not the size, but it's what you do with
it that counts... Marc, You of all people should know that.. *grin*  

I *AM* kidding... I don't need the flames... cat flames > /dev/null

:)

)_Dennis_(
-- 
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 --Dennis G. Crawford      "When you close your eyes, do you dream about me?!?"
From: moore7004@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: and then there was pink
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:02:02 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <1992Apr13.151505.19678@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
> In article <1992Apr13.013716.3767@iscsvax.uni.edu> moore7004@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
> [touching pink story deleted]
> 
>>would anyone care for $20?
> 
> No, but could you kill me?
> 

As Gautama Buddha his bad self says, the way to enlightenment is through
yourself.  Frankly, I'm too lazy to come all the way over there just to kill
you.  Although, if you came over here, I'd be happy to hold up a knife or
something and let you throw yourself upon it.
From: caedmon@pine.circa.ufl.edu (OMER)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: The Lurk of the Limurk
Keywords: Beowolf "BOB" Pogo
Date: 9 Apr 92 01:49:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: uflorida.35048
Reply-To: caedmon@pine.circa.ufl.edu
Organization: University of Florida  (ufl.edu)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.3-4

This is a REAL (yes, real) poem written by Walt Kelly:
            Here's one
The implacable, slackable flack,
Sets sail on a backable tack,
Close-hauled, his spinnaker
Gives him his ginnaker
To avoid and evade an attack

Yes, that's really a Walt Kelley poem.  Honest...
Now then, observe my truely slackable .sig file
See, I'm going to, like have this bumper sticker made
and I'm going to install a cellular 'phone in my car
so people can call me on my "900" line and tell me
about my driving.  $20 first minute, $20 next minute.

[%=%]  Richard Omer Sr. Programmer Analyst /----*******************----\ \/-\/
{o o}  ++++ Student Financial Affairs ++++ |<:> !How's my driving?! <:>| {o o}
|(@)|  University$of$Florida (904)392-1291 |<:> Call 1-900-555-1212 <:>| |(@)|
/\-/\  &&& caedmon @pine.circa.ufl.edu &&& \----^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^----/ [%=%]
From: ks@stat.tamu.edu (Kurt F. Sauer)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: This Has to Stop
Keywords: La, la, la brand brainwaves.  Jell-O brand gelatin.
Date: 11 Apr 92 04:46:59 GMT
 <1992Apr10.012028.21526@cs.tulane.edu>
 <1992Apr10.034937.23383@cc.uow.edu.au>
Distribution: usa

"La, la, la" is a trademark.  Stop using it in subject lines.
Hiding it by putting "Re:" at the beginning or adding "ho hum"
is not OK.  Pink trademark cops will be arriving at your door
ANY MOMENT to throw you in jail and feed you Jell-O.

Hell!
From: sboyle@maths.tcd.ie (Simon Boyle)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Advance Registration
Date: 7 Apr 92 12:31:54 GMT
Distribution: alt
Organization: Dept. of Maths, Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland.
Organisation: Trinity College Dublin, League for Programming Freedom, and Church of the SubGenius. Three for starters.

In jalb@geocub.geocub.fr (Jean-Alain Le Borgne) writes:

>Hi, here is the Pope of Spametics speaking.

>3. Totem (check one):
>     _  		     _  		     _
>    |_| Bill the Cat        |_| Dr Gonzo            |_| Zippy the Pinhead
>    |_| Other: ............

I'm a totem?! Wow! Cheers. But that should be all lowercase, so ya get
some nice mathematical correlations and series and slack.

doctorgonzo == sboyle
 ^1 ^2 ^3 ^4     ^5 -- count 'em -- 5 o's for out-of-file (and,
				    coincidentally, outer-limits).

oh and by the way:

"The year is 1999... the gang-controlled areas have become known as
 free-fire zones... the police have no control... THERE IS NO LAW!"

Can anyone recognise this snippet of classic moRealism? I Want To Know!

>Thank You.

No! Thank _you_, not Me.

>								J.-A. L. B.
--
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  Join the League for Programming Freedom and protect your freedom to program.
   "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."
From: ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: CASCADE THIS
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:54:23 GMT
Distribution: alt.slack
Organization: NC Microproducts, Inc.

dennis mcclain-furmanski writes:
}Go ahead... have fun.
}
}> Every dipshit that cascades this is too stupid to have an original thought.
Every dipshit that cascades this is too stupid to have an original thought.

-- 
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NC Microproducts, Inc.       |    Lollipop?!?"                 The Fat Fury |
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From: majcher@acsu.buffalo.edu (Salamander~)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: La, la, la...
Date: 5 Apr 92 19:14:45 GMT
Organization: UB

rigler@cannon.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:

>In article <1992Apr3.084118.3521@iscsvax.uni.edu> rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Apr2.231827.3520@iscsvax.uni.edu>, moore7004@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>> In article <92093.160955U21187@uicvm.uic.edu>, U21187@uicvm.uic.edu (John Schulien) writes:
>>>> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) says:
>>>>>reb@Ingres.COM (Phydeaux) writes:
>>>>>>zack@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (Dr. Dave Zatz) writes:
>>>>>>>Am I the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts quite annonying?
>>>>>>No you are not the only one who finds these 'La La La' posts annoying!
>>>>>Yes! I too, find these 'La La La' posts annoying!!
>>>> I agree! Nothing could be more annoying then a 'La La La' posting!!!
>>> Why, that's a shame!  I couldn't enjoy a 'La La La' posting more!!!!
>>All I need is my Sepuka and my 'La La La's and I'm fine:)
>Although I wouldn't mind a 'Tra' with my 'La La La' once in awhile...
Naw...I'll take my 'La La La's straight - like a man!  




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From: mccla_d@aelle.cs.odu.edu (dennis mcclain-furmanski)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: RE: THINK AND GROW RICH
Date: 14 Apr 92 03:35:39 GMT
Distribution: alt.slack
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA

sfd@bezir.berkely, edu says:

> (koo koo ka joo)

I hate to flame (well no, I like it, but it's such a *waste* ya know?) such
and elegant call for world domination and/or damnation, but there's a small
problem.

It's Goo Goo Ga Joob. Honest, I have the sheet music.

Other than that, sounds good. I'll join your conspiracy.
Here's my qualifications:

	1. Psychologist with enough background to know how politicians
	   can lie and make people love it.
	2. I've had so much sex in my life that I don't care for any more,
	   thank you very much.
	3. Experience in getting cops arrested and judges thrown in jail for
	   tampering with the evidence they tried to pin me with.
	4. Entirely self-constructed values, beliefs and morals. (Would be
	   considered a sociopath, but I'm such a nice guy, and *I* make the 
           diagnosis).

Goals:

	1. To make anyone with a fundamentalist (a one word oxymoron [in itself
	   a self-referential joke]) viewpoint out to be a liar by altering 
  	   reality.
	2. Freelance human genetic engineering as art.
	3. Making every single person in the world a laughing stock for
	   15 minutes.
	4. Contact with extraterrestrial intelligence in order to convince them
	   that we're too weird to bother with. (A simple matter surely).

"Ooooooo, baby, it's a big ol' goofy world!" -John Prine
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: cxp12@po.CWRU.Edu (Catherine Paliobeis)
Subject: SPAM
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 00:58:39 GMT


be sure to check out the new news group, alt.spam.tin
spam is a very slackful substance ya know

Spam
From: rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: Tarot and "satanic" music (WAS: Re: The Secular Music Deception)
Date: 8 Apr 92 14:11:11 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <1992Apr8.005646.19300@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu>, klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
> In article <1992Apr1.142418.29168@utkux1.utk.edu> danny@utkux1.utk.edu (Danny W. McCampbell) writes:
>>In article <46360003@col.hp.com>, judym@col.hp.com (Judy Miller) writes:
>>> 
>>> >Well said Scott!  Amen!  Tarrot Cards, another deception used by Satan.
>>> >Remember people, the devil is a liar!   Does he ever tell the truth?
>>> >NO!  Why?  Because the Word says there is no truth found in him.  So
>>> >the next time the devil tells you something, through tarrots, crystal balls,
>>> >etc.  just consider it a bold face lie.  Unfortunately if you use these
>>> >means for spiritual insight then I am afraid you are truly opening yourself
>>> >up to demonic activity.  Just some more input....
>>> >
>>> >Danny
>>> >----------
>>> 
>>> You've just thrown out anything "intuitive" ... "right brain" ... "spritiual"
>>> and branded it as twisted evil cow children. 
>>> Be careful, you may be mistaking your inner spirit
>>> as a large jelly donut.
>>> 
>>> I can't imagine going through life in fear that any thought or feeling may
>>> be satanic.  What happens to the creativity, the risk, and the blowjobs!

>>I go through life in fear that any thought
>>or feeling might NOT be satanic.  I am a blood bought child of the King!
> 
> Elvis is EVERYWHERE!

For those of you who have answered this post...You may have noticed I changed
your wording for dramatic efect. Im sure you will agree that this is a much
better version:)

XENO

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