HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: DOODLINGS
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 03:13:16 GMT


                                                           
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     |-----|---| LIFE        )      )                  )   
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            \ \| FOR       )
             \ | ALL        xxxxx
              \| OF US    xxxx   x                         
                         x x  x   x                        
                         xxxxxxxxx x       DRINK COKE      
                          xx      x
                           xxxxxxx

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Whats the point???????
Date: 13 Oct 1992 04:05:34 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-18.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1992Oct12.160511.570@dct.ac.uk> mcsbc3ktp@dct.ac.uk (Kirk  
Potter) writes:
> Can anyone tell me why BIC byro pens have a little hole in the side of  
them??
>

I also have been wondering this. If anyone gets any information, could
he/she send it to me too?

waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Constitutional Questions, and liberalisms....
Date: 8 Oct 92 17:18:28 GMT
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <BvsFow.IyB@news.cso.uiuc.edu> rls@uihepa.hep.uiuc.edu (Ray  
Swartz (Oh, that guy again)) writes:
> In article <1992Oct8.050742.12207@news.unomaha.edu>,  
kkrueger@cwis.unomaha.edu (Kurt Krueger) writes:

> >there is simply no excuse for such wildly in-
> >comprehensible messages as this.
> 
> 
> 	I have to say that I agree with Kurt here.  I gave up reading  
>anything from "drieux" quite a while ago, in spite of the fact that we  
>seem to agree on some issues, because of the headaches that it was  
>causing.  Perhaps a lesson is in order...("drieux", please pay  
>attention).
> 
> 	So, drieux, why do you post?
> 

Is it just me, or is the humour factor going down at an alarming rate all  
of a sudden?

--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Re: Ramones manicure dwarves lotion
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 04:14:27 GMT

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:

] In article <Bvv9o2.AIJ@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
] >The Ramones are the Monty Python of punk rock.
] >They are old, dated and stale.
] >Nostalgia for youthful rebellion is to be pitied.
] >They sucked when I saw them in '79 and they still sucked
] >when I saw them in '89.
] of course they suck.  they're SUPPOSED to suck.
] 
] obviously, you do not understand the true meaning
] of rock-n-roll.
] 
] m
] 
] nor have you received many blow jobs, i would guess.


rock-n-roll

blowjobs


COINCIDENCE?


i  think   not.


BoB
teCh
need to rent that macro from mjd
From: 17158ABR@MSU
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: birthday greeting
Date: 8 Oct 92 15:44:48 GMT
Organization: Michigan State University

We have a special request. Our friend and coworker, Kel, (he's a guy) is
having a birthday Saturday, and we would like to surprise him.  Would you
send a birthday greeting to him at:
17158ku@msu.edu
You can send it anytime beginning today.  Thanks for being sports!
-Donna, Andrea, and Dan
From: tomf@ai.bunny.gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Family reunion
Summary: grad student bullshit
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:01:08 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories Inc.


Sitting around the table before dinner, while people are bringing in various
dishes.  My cousin is pouring wine.  
My aunt: "You're still working on your dissertation, aren't you Tom?  
Are you close to being done?"

"Yeah, well, December or January maybe.  Hard to say.  I've been close to
being done for about six months now."

"Oh yes, I suppose that's the hardest part, not really knowing when it's going
to end.  Well, I hope you take some time to relax.  Do you get out very much?"

"No, I'm pretty busy.  I've really let my social life go in order to
finish my dissertation."

"That's too bad.  Don't you do anything for fun?"

"Hmmm.  Well, I go to movies when I can afford the time.  Maybe once every
two weeks."

"Movies, that's nice."

"But most days I get home too late for a movie, and I'm too wound up anyway.
Sometimes I just have a V2 cocktail."

My mother: "V2?  I've never heard of that.  What's in it, vegetable juice 
or something?"

"Uh, no, it's my own invention.  Two valiums with two shots of vodka.
Sort of a chaser."

Conversation around the table tapers off.

"It's very relaxing, actually.  For about ten minutes."

My mother coughs.  My aunt laughs nervously and says "Oh, you've inherited
your father's sense of humor!  He can say anything with a straight face.  
I could never tell when he was joking."

"Yeah, Dad's a real scamp.  Say, what's this wine?  Chateau St.Michelle, is
it?"



-Tom
very relaxing actually
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep grumbles about the good old days
Date: 9 Oct 92 10:34:01
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: sabbott@nmsu.edu's message of Fri, 9 Oct 1992 15:58:04 GMT

In article <1992Oct9.155804.2040@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:

> Like the same, they recycle the same old standards in some variant
> and call it art.

Intro: "You poor, deluded fool; show me anything creative that is not somehow
        a variation on something else."

A: "Better yet, show me anything creative."

B: "Besides, who calls it art?"

[solos]

> . . . course I do own a fake book

Coda: "Self-deprecating irony gets you nowhere."

(Solo on ABBA; piano does not play chords in head, except metaphorically)


--
nj@cs.Berkeley.EDU
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Welcome to talk.bizarre!  (Monthly Posting)
Date: 16 Oct 92 05:39:37 GMT
Distribution: world,planet-newb,elsewhere
Organization: National University of Singapore

Is there any complete listing of Carasso-created groups?. So that I can
avoid them, of course.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Is is just me
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:40:49 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA


   or has anyone else noticed that the roadkill dragged in from
alt.rush-limbaugh makes the rec.arts.star-trek crowd look like
sophisticated bon vivants by way of comparison?
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep Starts A Band
Date: 15 Oct 1992 05:08:16 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

"We're a Pink Floyd parody band."

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: She wants to cut off her breasts
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 20:30:52 GMT

An ex-girlfriend of mine, who is now dating a friend of mine, is going
to have surgery to reduce her breast size.
 
She once said to me:
 
"Seriously, if I could do it without pain, I would cut off my
breasts."
 
She says that she's doing it because of back pain, and other physical
problems that are supposed to develop due to large breasts.  I note
though, that she always wears EXTREMELY baggy clothing to hide them.
I think she's ashamed of them.  (Plus as far as I know, she suffers
from NO back pain!)  She talks about her doctor like he's sharpening a
saw behind the shed, and is THRILLED at the notion of reducing her
breast size.
 
I think she needs some sort of special therapy, involving life sized
anatomically correct barbie dolls.
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Your friendly information service
Date: 11 Oct 1992 07:29:45 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
Reply-To: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: 141.211.162.10


There should be a space for every multiple-choice
question on every multiple-choice form, whether it 
is an exam, a survey, a job application, or anything 
else, which allows the person questioned to tick
"my reply is too complex to be expressed within the
format allowed to me".


AjD
and kill all the
sports editors.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: errata
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 04:53:22 GMT

For "errata", read "erratum".
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: zgilbert@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Zvi Gilbert)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep is One Who Walks Away From Omelets
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 04:57:10 GMT

aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>John Perry (jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu) wrote:
>: >RICHH (richh@netcom.com) wrote:
>: >...because Ursula K. won't bring the eggs to room temperature first.
>: >
>:   You should only make bad inside literary jokes like this in one place...
>:   Very Far Away from Anywhere Else.
>
>Oh, c'mon, John.  This is just The Beginning Place.

I always like to see who can push these things The Farthest.  Shore, and it's
going tae be me!

--Zvi
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Waldemar Foundation Annual Report)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How come
Date: 8 Oct 1992 05:01:13 GMT
Organization: The Waldemar Foundation
NNTP-Posting-Host: adder.cs.berkeley.edu
Originator: curtis@adder.cs.Berkeley.EDU

In article <BvrqJJ.19F@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>
>Because you are pissing on your gerbil and that's why I had to kill
>them all.

We hereby award this phrase the Instant Decay Award of 1992.

The Instant Decay Award is presented by the Waldemar
Foundation.  The Waldemar Foundation was established in 1967 at
the bequest of M. Egbert Aelflund Waldemar, Baron of Linkoping,
Sweden.

M. Waldemar was an internationally famous aesthete, explorer of
innovative social and physical patterns in human relationship,
and experimenter in applied chemistry.  He died at age 27, in a
tragic laboratory accident, while conducting groundbreaking
research into the practical uses of phenylethylamine
derivatives.  M. Waldemar was a longstanding resident of the
Ashbury district in San Francisco.

The Instant Decay Award ('The Award') is presented annually to
the cultural or textual meme which, starting at the highest
point which wit or reason can achieve, declines to the lowest
level of human intercourse with the utmost speed, thus proving
M. Waldemar's theories on the fundamental degeneracy of the
human soul.

Previous recipients of the Award have included the Pet Rock,
Rubik's Cube, and "IN BED."

The Award carries no prize, but its recipient is recognized by
thousands of cultural interchange organizations worldwide.


Board of Trustees,
The Waldemar Foundation.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Ramble on, sing my song
Summary: i had a dream about a reefer 5 feet long
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 16:49:29 GMT


well, here i am, i might as well be the old post from a pier that has been
long forgotten but the old barnacle encrusted post still sticks up out
of the water to remind bathers that there WAS a past, despite its being
relatively unconsequential now. anyway, for here i am, i think i am the
grafitti which was was painted over but still kinda bled thru the paint so
you could still read "fags die" which some particularly bright dud had
wrote and....no, now that i think about it i feel pretty fucking normal.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours)
Subject: Re: New Game: Find the Thematic Connection
Organization: IFA
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 19:11:28 GMT

># kimy@eng.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
># >[compare and contrast:] _Willow_ and _The Last of the Mohicans_.

I think that both movies sought to portray the tender side of the 
classical misunderstood "evil" antihero.  

Take, Magua, for instance, the "villain" in _Last of the Mohicans_.

Born of the Hurons, orphaned by the English and raised to kill by 
Mohawks, has any man been more truly misunderstood?  That cunning
intelligence, those penetrating eyes, those sensitive lips, that 
expressive way he has with words...are those the mark of true evil?
Or is there perhaps more, much more, to this noble savage?

Oh sure, his deepest and only desire is to cut the living heart out 
of the "grey hair" English commander, after first informing him that 
he will put his children to the knife, thereby "...wiping his seed 
from the Earth."  But hey, who among us hasn't wanted to cut the heart 
out of some annoying Brit at one point or another?  

*sigh*  I guess I'll never understand why the commander's daughter 
chose to jump off the cliff rather than spending the rest of her
life as Magua's squaw, cooking and tending to him.  With time, I'm 
sure she could have found it within her heart to forgive him, and maybe 
even come to feel a sort of rough affection for the little tattoed 
madman.

Oh, how does all this relate to the movie _Willow_?  I can't say because 
I never saw _Willow_.  Was it good?

Rigler
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Thespians
Date: 14 Oct 1992 04:28:50 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-19.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1bg7ajINN6bt@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> Julian (NB Forever)  
writes:
> Life sucks here. Yesterday I was listening to my ABBA, it was awesome,
>     [Shortened for brevity]
> I think she was acting

Why am I following this up? I wrote it!

Actually I just wanted to tell you that by "coincidence" I left Houses of
the Holy in my dorm room for the evening, and it survived unscathed.

I just wouldn't be able to hold myself in if I imagined someone else 
listening to my relic.

Oh and before I go, Cathy, remember to scrape the cheese off the ceiling.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dhw@plex-1.ann-arbor.mi.us (David West)
Subject: Re: looking for info
Organization: Plex-1, Michigan's Public Access Usenet Gateway  (Ann Arbor).
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 01:07:24 GMT

In article <1992Oct11.012728.24231@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>There are TWO Catholic Universities of Leuven.  One is French-speaking and
>the other Felmish-speaking.  The Flemish-speaking one especially is a
>center for research on Prolog.

Please stand further away if you intend to say "Bruynooghe".  Thank you.

-- 
-David West            dhw@plex-1.ann-arbor.mi.us

"Ce n'e'tait pas un empire comme il faut, mais nous nous sommes diablement
bien amuse's."  -Col. Fleury, aide-de-camp of Napoleon III
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34251 uk.misc:185
From: livesey@solntze.wpd.sgi.com (Jon Livesey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,uk.misc
Subject: Re: British Rail -- We're Getting There
Date: 15 Oct 1992 03:41:53 GMT
Organization: sgi
Distribution: uk
NNTP-Posting-Host: solntze.wpd.sgi.com

In article <1992Oct14.092057.14444@infodev.cam.ac.uk>, jlb10@cl.cam.ac.uk (John Beaven) writes:
|> In article <26862@castle.ed.ac.uk>, cam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Chris Malcolm) writes:
|> |> In article <5oFJsB1w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
|> |> 
|> |> >The two performed 'full sexual intercourse'; none of the other passengers
|> |> >made any comment, until the couple lit up cigarettes afterwards -- in a
|> |> >no-smoking carriage.
|> |> 
|> |> >   -- Daily Telegraph, Daily Mirror, 7 August 1992; Fortean Times Nr. 65.
|> |> 
|> |> Funny how this should appear as a "news" item just a few weeks after
|> |> the publication of a cartoon on exactly the same theme!
|> 
|> 
|> The voracity of the whole thing was discussed in alt.folklore.urban 
|> a couple of months ago. 

Oh?   And just how voracious were they?

jon.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: some notes on the presidential debate
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:26:03 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <Oct.11.20.50.20.1992.8586@aramis.rutgers.edu>, fawcett@aramis.rutgers.edu (Tom Fawcett) writes:
> 
> Something about Perot reminds me of Sineaid O'Connor.  During his closing
> summary I kept expecting him to say "LET'S FIGHT THE REAL EVIL" and tear up a
> picture of Washington DC.

SINEAD O'CONNOR ATE MY BABIES FROM A TWO-HEADED LESBIAN WHALE AGAINST THE BOMB.

Ace
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ******RESURRECTION*****
Date: 7 Oct 92 03:54:50 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Oct6.152120.9296@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>In article <1992Oct6.015626.20782@netcom.com>, rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
>> 
>> 
>>                           WHEN ALL IS DEAD
>>                           AND ALL IS GONE
>> 
>>                             'TIS ONLY I
>>                       THAT LIVES ON AND ON...

	No kidding.  The thing that wouldn't leave.  (Does anybody know
	if Carasso is real?  Real in the sense of being a living, breathing,
	human being, or at least an oxygen-consuming life form?  I've begun
	to wonder, largely due to the predictability of the posts, and partly
	due to the regularity of personality shifts, whether he/she/it isn't
	possibly some mad scientist's AI project.)
>> 
>> 
>
>Never mind that .....
>
>Jason
>
>P.S. I still prefer the Indian

Amusing for the first couple of posts, then became monotonous.

>
>> -----------------------------------
>> "Paper-clips are NEAT!!" ___ _    __ _ _____ _____ ____  "I LOVE Tiffany!!!"
>>      -J. TALMUDGE       /   /_\ |/  /_\\_____\_____\   \   ---RISSA
>>                         \__/   \|  /   \ ____\ ____\\___\
>>           YOU LOVE HIM.  YOU HATE HIM.  YOUR DAUGHTER WILL MARRY HIM.

	Wrong.  No one loves him; no one hates him; no one cares.
	(Someone's daughter will kill him.)

>> 
>> -- 
>> 
>> IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
>> COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
>> MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR


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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RHF moderator change -- welcome to Maddi Hausmann
Date: 16 Oct 92 16:45:36 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <1992Oct16.044129.5763@netcom.com> thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet) writes:
>>In REC.HUMOR."FUNNY" article <1992Oct05.221525.13955@clarinet.com> Brad
>>Templeton writes:
>
>>%  I would like to introduce you all to Maddi Hausmann, who is now the new
>>%  primary moderator of rec.humor.funny.  [...] She's going to be taking
>>%  over most of what I've been doing here. 
>
>Ogawd, I went out with this woman once.  No more r.h.f posts from me.

short and SHAMEFUL.
just the way i like 'em


--
Rob Dobson              University of Virginia Music Library
"Anything that starts with Ellington ends with an assassination attempt
on the Fuhrer!" --SS-Sturmbannfuhrer Hans Reinhardt, July 1944
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Comments?
Date: 14 Oct 1992 04:48:03 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk () says:

>If you have so much time, can you write my thesis for me .........

Only if it's on "How to Eliminate the Threat of War".
That's my forte.  I don't care if you get the credit.
I just want to get the job done.

  Comments?



-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: William Shakespeare -- anagrams
Date: 12 Oct 1992 16:24:02 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu



William Shakespeare -- anagrams
********************************
  1.  Mikhail was a sleeper.
  2.  Raisa: "We'll keep Misha!"
  3.  Premise: Allah is weak.
  4.  Shall I sweep Amerika?
  5.  We like A.A.! <sharp smile>
  6.  We'll make Asia perish!
  7.  I saw Shea kill Ampere!
  8.  I impale a lesser hawk.
  9.  A simple hiker saw ale.
 10.  I sear Ike's whale lamp.
 11.  Imp Law: raise a shekel.
 12.  Heim's Law: lase a piker!
 13.  Simile: We "Hep" as a lark.
*********************************
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Summary: Yes, I know, others will say the same...
Date: 9 Oct 92 15:26:17 GMT
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Originator: news@nimaster

In article <1992Oct7.232510.9222@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mbur@nyx (MAC) writes:



}Is it just me, or is Nowak just like the little, dirty faced, snot nosed kid
}at the playground who wouldn't shut up until you threw him on the ground,
}gave him a weggie and stuffed dirt in his mouth? 



No, that's just you.




Thank you, thank you, thank you...



                                 greg
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I have a problem.
Date: 16 Oct 1992 03:26:42 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

Dear T.b,

I've been catching myself trying to solve Go problems in my sleep.

What should I do?

Desperately,

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu
Subject: Re: Fathers, abortion
Summary: kill 
Keywords: shit
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 7 Oct 92 19:15:15 MST

In article <JON.92Oct7103514@zeus.med.utah.edu>, jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
> In article <1992Oct7.014947.5386@midway.uchicago.edu> wag5@quads.uchicago.edu (john peter wagner) writes:
> 
>    It is all in the hands of the woman to kill the child.
> 
> right on, john peter wagner!
> 
> it's about time they let us guys in on the fun.
> jonathan byrd
> jon@apollo.med.utah.edu

	KILL KILL KILL! i wanna see blood and guts and veins in my teeth!
oops. sorry. wrong thread.

PJF--->loser. i won't die.