From: luong@cs.widener.edu (Cono Luong)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Paul VU vup@sunkist.west.sun.com ?? (private)
Date: 11 Nov 1992 11:40:08 -0500
Organization: Widener University CS Department, Chester PA
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Sorry, I wasn't able to email you privately. So I post it again ...
		 
		 THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF
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 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play -
    normally one club and two balls.

 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the
    hole.

 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in
    the hole, and keeps the balls out of the hole.

 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm
    shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft
    stiffness before play begins.

 5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length
    of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as
    necessary until the course owner is satisfied that the
    play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being
    denied permission to play the course again.

 7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole
    immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced
    player will normally take time to admire the entrie 
    course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.

 8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they
    have played or are currently playing to the owner of the
    course being played. Upset course owners have known to 
    damage a player's equipment for this reason.
 
 9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along,
    just in case.

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has
    been properly scheduled particularly when a new course
    is being played for the first time. Previous players
    have been known to become irate if they discover some-
    one else playing what they consider to be a private
    course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play
    at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they
    find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players
    are advised to be extermely tactful in this situation.
    More advanced players will find alternate means of play
    when this is the case.

12. Players are advised to obtain to course owner's permission
    before attempting to play the back nine.

13. Slow play is encouraged: however, players should be pre-
    pared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily,
    at the course owner's request.

14. It is considerd outstanding performance, time permitting,
    to play the same hole several times in one match.

15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best
    player.



Finale ..
	    *** Players are advised to think twice before considering
		membership at a given course. Additional assessments
		may be levied by the course owner and the rules are
		subject to change. For this reason many players prefer
		to continue to play several different courses.

             ** Ball washes are not provided at all courses. Please
		check with the course owner to see if this option is
		available.


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