From: banerjee@aludra.usc.edu (Samit Banerjee)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian
Subject: Re: Bekel bela, Theker somoai
Date: 7 Jan 1993 01:13:55 -0800
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
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	JU ARTS DEPT. SAMNE BOSEY POLITICS ALOCHONA
	--------------------------------------------

Miloner dokaner cha ar charms e tan dite dite goppo cholche.
Arindam bidi, cha kichhu khaye na...bole bogoban e amar jiboner rosh. 
Deb bollo sala bhondo.

Praye panchta bage. Arts Dept class bengeche, samne sari ar salwar er sumdro.

Uposthit : Deb, Arindam, Nishit, Shubu, Sayan, Bijoy, Musfata, Phatphat,
Deepak ar Samit .

Deepak --> Are sala maggi dekh!!! Dekhlai b*** ta khara hoye jai.

Bijoy ---> Dekh Dipu, ekdom baje kotha bolbena. Barite phone kore debo ba 
chiti diye khobor debo. Ami o sob maggi taggi buji na. ami nareer bhetorer
sundorjota dekhi. saytai asol.

Arindam ---> na asol holo manuser atta^ . Taha  abinoshor.

Deepak  ---> Tomader ta khara hoye na buji?

Arindam ----> arom bage kotha sona pap. O bahaiullah....rosogolla

Deb  ----> Samit ar amar biye hoyeche. Samit er abar american bou. Maggi 
dekhte dekhlai, divorce diye debe. sara jibon alimony dite hobe.

Musfata---> Hey, Hey, so funny. Shah Bano caser por amader aar kicchu dite hoi na...charte maggi nabai ki cholista.

Deepak-----> Cholista ke korar tor saddho nai...amake ektu dakhish!!!
Tor bou gulo ke kush kore debo. ki Arindam da asbe naki?

Arindam ----> Ata kintu funny noi. Aami bogoban er moddhe diye nejeke khuje ne.

Nishit----> Abare babhchi biye ta korey phirbo. Oi dekhe, dekhe aar cholche na.
Kicchu korte hobe. 

Shubu -----> Meye kothay pabi? Biye to ami o korte chai? Kahatok Wisconsin er
tanday eka eka balish joriye suye thakbo.

Nishit ----> keno baba make bol na? Amar baba ma uthiye rekhe chilo, ami ese
nabiye dilam. Kubh soja.

Subhu ------> Dur o rom kore hoi na. Er churi tor biye. Jana naye sona nai
bau kore nilam. Eta ki jama kapor kena naki, ja pochondo na holo pherot
diye dilam.

Mustafa -----> (speaking Bengali-Hindi) Ai jonno ham bolta hai ki tum log
Musalman ho jayo. Ek pasand nahi aya to dusra, phin teesra, phir chautha.
Same to you baby...if you become mussalman.

Arindam -----> Ami ekhono Bahai prochar korlam na aar sala Mustafa neger 
dhommo ta niye kaida korche.

Deepak ----->  Accha GOI ke petition korle hoi na, NRI der dual citizenship
er moton dual religion rakhte dite. 

Deb -----> Sala gaccher o khabe, tolar o kurobe. tui sala lere hole tor
sathe kotha bondho kore debo. Lagga kore na...kono lere ke dekhbi ai bhabe
khota bolte?

Phatphat ---> Hum kahilba ki tum log kum umar saadi kaon nahi kar lete? Jaise
ki Ramu ki ma aur hum  aat sal aur bara saal may hi sadi ki thi. Aab tak
Ramu, Shamu, Jamu aur Damu ho chuka. Tum log sala amrika ja ke ek dum barbaad
hoye geele.

Samit --->  Aabe sala phatphat, USC mey to ghur ghur ke 'blonde' dekhta hai.
Ekhane ese sala pod pakami korche. Maire, California te beach e string
bikini pora meye gulo dekhe mone hoi biye eto sigri keno korlam.

Arindam ---> Sob e tar echhe.

Sayan ---> Aay sob moddhobikto ba uccho-moddhobikto poribar er cheleder sobha 
paye...roke bose meyeder niye adda mara. Amar echhe deshe revolution ana,
class struggle er moddhe diye....jatir jagriti or desher unnoti. Dorkar 
hole sai biplob asbe banduker dogha theke, manuser rokto diye.
SAMRAJJOBADER KALO HAAT BENGE DAYO, GHURIA DAO. SOCIALISM ZINDABAD.

Deb ----> Sala communist. Communism=Fascism. Sala sob jaygai communism 
chole gelo aar ai ban**ut Jyoti ta sala more na. Kheye, kheye knedo bag 
hoyeche. Sala power situation ta teek korte parlo na, aar suaar at boro
boro kotha bole. Ja ho e che dekho..Center day ni. Nijer dosh sala manbe na.

Deepak ---> Maagi theke politics e bapaar ta ki kore chole gaalo. Ei sala
Sayan ta khali politics chara kichu boghe na.

Nishit --> Aami uti bughley. Biyer ayojon korte hobee.

Subhu ---> Dekhi jheel ki us paar kicchu pawa jay ki na. Ekta meye nabate hobe.
Sala Nishit ta porjonto nabea dilo. Prestige pucture. Sala ato chippu, beyete
bollona porjonto.

Nishit ---> (jete ,jete) Biye te daki aar tumi, Deepak aar Phatphaat, aamar
saali gunoke line maro. Bau baron koreche.

Samit----> Sala ekhon thekey bauke bhoi paye. Aamke dekh..biyer do bochhor
por o I call the shots in our marriage.

[dure ek mohilar dak sona geloy with a prominent American accent " Samit,
aamar mineral water, dental floss o shampoo lagbe...ektu tara tari kine 
niye eso]

Samit ---> Jai kati, dak poreche. Bari pherar pothe A/C market hoye jete hobe.

Sayan ----> Aami ektu SFI office ta hoye aasi. Gonoshokti ta onek din porini

Mustafa ---> jai bari jai, aaj ke Amina begum er chance.

Deepak ----> tor bari te break in kore onno tin teke ami lorabo.

Arindam --> jai ota jak. Ama ke abar Golpark e Bahai office ta hoye jete hobe.
Bijoy asbi naki amar songe? Rastay toke Islamic influence on the Bahai
religion niye kichu buji e debo.

Bijoy ---> Ore baap re!!!!Dorkar nai guru. Aami akhan theke Lake Gardens er
onno bus nebo. Aar amake oi Bangla newsgroup tar kotha babhte hobe.

Deb ---> Sala S14 ta Salt Lake jabar joono oti bage...sara rashta jhulte
jhulte jete hobe. Dekhi seshe 45 nebo. At least kichu poisa bachbe.

Phatphat ---> Hamar muzzaffarpur jila me koi bas me ticket nahi lagiche.
jidher bi jao, free of charge rideo, no problemo. Hum graduate korechi
na, muzzafarpur inistitute of tech sae (MIT). Lallu prasad hamar tesri behen ki
tusri saadi ka chautche bua ka panchwi damad hoye. We very close, 
in baaraains and in god. Also in maggi. 

Deb ---> Sala khotta niye para gelo na. Ai sala Jyoti er jonno et to log
Bihar theke ekhane ashe. Jai palai.

Phatphat----> JAI RAM JI KI.

[ to be continued]


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