HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Heya guys
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 10:43:03 GMT

cf555@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Chris Christian) writes:



>This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
>in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
>i have polled my accts to date....

>so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts

ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
Jester's got his silly real name back! hahahahahaha
Eccles aka You won't catch me doin' that.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Removal of aka's
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 13 Sep 92 11:22:33
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: phygod72@nic.gac.edu's message of 11 Sep 92 11:42:46 -0600Lines: 30

In article <1992Sep11.114247.1711@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:

.In article <BuF3D0.LCK@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
.} Since we have all these lawbending fucks using our damn
.} aka's I am now outlawing them. Anyone who uses
.} and aka will be flamed by me...get huge tons
.} of absolutely useless mail..and
.} receive a free trip for two to the frozen
.} ice caves of antarctic where upon arrival
.} the cave will collapse burying you alive..
.} and as a bonus prize you get one used condom
.} to bronze and put on your mantle..
.} 
.} so DON'T use aka...use squig....noone knows what
.} squig means anyways.....
.} 
.} Jester squig what the hell?
.Phil squig do we have to mail for a squig liscense?

But Jester darling!  "Squig" doesn't make that neat machine-gun effect
I'm so fond of when you place 6 or 7 of them back to back.

Dan squig squig squig squig squig Sounds more like someone with
they're Wellies stuck in the mud than a hi-tech modern death machine
capable of spewing out 983240912384 rounds of SCREAMING METAL
KILL-KAPSULES AT 8340913284 FEET PER SECOND WHICH CAN RENDER A HUMAN
BEING INTO IT'S COMPONENT ATOMS AND SPRAY WARM BLOOD 87 FEET IN THE
AIR WHILE WE LISTEN TO THE TORMENTED SCREAMS OF A BROKEN BODY AS IT IS
RENT INTO STEAMING PILES OF MANGLED FLESH AGAINST A COLD CONCRETE
WALL!!!!!!!  err...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: Appeal for sanity.
Summary: Don't sleep n the subway.
Keywords: Harpic freshmatic
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 20:42:26 GMT

In article <sprooney.716108240@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
>Subject: Appeal for sanity.
>Summary: Don't sleep n the subway.
>Keywords: Harpic freshmatic
>Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 06:57:20 GMT
>
> You know, there are many people in the network today who, through
>no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some
>of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like
>you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help
>these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with
>ping-pong bal eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of
>your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and 
>down in a bowl of treacle going 'Squawk squawk squawk...' And then
>you can go 'Neurhhh! Neurhhh!' and then you can roll around on the
>floor going 'pting pting pting'...
>
>The reverend mNISo Belling. (aka Arthur)
>Vicar of St Loony Up The Cream Bun and Jam.

I didn't read this.

------G
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: beelzebub
Date: 9 Sep 92 17:28:11 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  writes:
> >Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
> >objects?
> um.... its a present. For my wife. Its her birthday tomorrow.
> You know it is.
> haha

Oooohh!  I didn't know you were married, encclnes?

> 
> >PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.
> Eccles aka Who, Me?

Shut up, Eccles!

PKT aka so there, too!
___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||           (so much for Pathos!)
From: james@pfbs.philips.se (James Pool)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Trivia Time
Date: 15 Sep 92 18:52:09 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment BCFI AB, Sweden

Trivia Time

1)	Who did the voice over for the snipity dipity gift catalogue
2)	How much for a course of ten arguments
3)	What "reminds me of your smile"
4)	What is "Treadmill"
5)	Who played the Minstrel in MP&THG
6)	Which MP members are in the film The Ruttles 
7)	Who was attacked by a duck
8)	What wont they play on the radio
 More questions later

 Elvis the Alligator
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Alias
Date: 10 Sep 92 20:28:46 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Auto2@ (Orakel) hums along:

>>Use two aliases and - GET A FREE NAKED WOMAN!!!
>>Use only one and she has to keep her top on.

Finally! Some Full Frontal Nudity!
It's about time!!!

>>With akas you get no such deal!!!   Why settle for less?  You can have 
>>the one that everyone's been talking about!!!!
>>NO LICENSE REQUIRED FOR USE!!!!
>>Edwin alias marketing genius
>Hey, that's a good idea for a song... 
>Dummmmm didummmmm daaa.......
And Now It's Time To Play "Spot the Looney"

>Morten Eriksen, Norway (The biggest Monty Python fan in Norway)
Jeams aka how many Monty Pything fans *are* there in Norway?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 08:20:37 GMT

In article <Bu9K46.45G@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
 
>
>}>>>>>>>>Edwin aka the first one to use the newfangled thing
>}>>>>>>>Sno!im aka and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
>}>>>>>>Jester aka is [Ll]isa still around here?
>}>>>>>Dan aka I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
>}>>>>Jmesa aka Why can't I spell my name?
>}>>>Jester aka Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
>}>>[Ll]isa aka don't ya all like my quiz?
>}>Jos aka I *HATE* akaes!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>}>dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
>}Chris aka (That's AKA, not aka) Now alias-repellant sprays and bug-lights
>}being created in my basement.
>Jester aka I changed them all to aka..it looks nice now....
>Chris aka Yes, that's much better.  Better check licences, though. Here's mine
><Holds it up> see?
From: tmoper@ccu.umanitoba.ca
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Date: 14 Sep 92 09:10:59 GMT
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

In article <Auto2.13@> Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
>>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
>>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.
>
>I'm looking for a way to write to Eric Idle, any ideas!
>
How about "Norman Luxury Yacht"???

>Morten Eriksen, Norway


-- 
------                                                              ------
Tom Millar                                                My hovercraft is
tmoper@ccu.umanitoba.ca                                       full of eels.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: beelzebub
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 05:48:53 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:


>>>Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
>>>objects?
>>um.... its a present. For my wife. Its her birthday tomorrow.
>>You know it is.
>>haha
>Yeah... my wife-type-thing s only scared of 2 peeps with knives...
>her bro' coz he doesn't know what he's doing, and me coz I do!!!!
Yes, but its the places you want to put them, Nsmoi

>>>PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.
>>Eccles aka Who, Me?
>mnSio remember. Just because you're paranoid (barrynoid) it doesn't
>mean they're NOT out toget you.
Eccles aka I'm not out to get you - you're just in my way.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 08:29:03 GMT

In article <1992Sep08.120338.14528@DIALix.oz.au>
meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
 
>
>lutan@oolong.hacks.arizona.edu (Vance R. Haemmerle) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Sep4.180355.14291@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>>>>>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>>>>>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>>>>>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>>>>>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>>>>>>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>>>>>>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
>>>>>>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>>>>>>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>>>>>*squish* *squish* *squish* Was that a puddle of niggerbaiter or
>>>>>do I have to get my feet oiled again?
>>>>That depends....what size are your feet?
>>>Approx. 1/3 the size of my bum (*oh, what a giveaway!!*) each.
>>Can I just butt in at this point and say that this is in fact
>>the very first time I've appeared in this newsgroup.
>No I'm sorry there isn't time, and besides this is *NOT* a newsgroup.
>By the silly kniggits here alone you shoulda figured that out. :)
>
>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>>>>>>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>>>>>James aka Well, then you must not be doing it right!
>>>>JT aka will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
>>>>        is 'it' to 'this'?
>>>James aka 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
>>Vance alias Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
>>            F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel
>Meetch aka Kevin Phillips Bong aka *singing* CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN....
Chris aka Streeeeeeeaaaaam every Foooooorrrrrrrd (that doesn't sound quite
right....)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 01:36:43 GMT

jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blurts:

>Auto2@ (Orakel) splunges:

>>>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
>>>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.

>>I'm looking for a way to write to Eric Idle, any ideas!
>I heard that *both* of them were in some comedy troupe called
>'Monty Snakes Flaming Circus' or something like that ...

Hmmm.. I 'eard it was Poncy Jelly-beans Crunchy Frogs.

>Anyway, good luck.

You'll need it.

>>Morten Eriksen, Norway
>James aka In *my* day we didn't have ALIASES. We had to keep
>	changing our names!!
Meetch aka Oh well, we never 'ad NAMES.  People used to just point and stare.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom))
Subject: Re: What do they look like?
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 03:03:12 GMT

Yet again, tchau@athena.mit.edu (Terry Chau) moans:
>I'm sorry, all you alt.fan.monty-python readers.  I've been watching Monty Python
>for about half a year, but I don't know which actor is which.  Stone me, why
>don't you?  I know what John Cleese looks like.  I've heard and seen Schweppe's
>commercials (S-C-H double-U E double-P E-S.  The E is silent as in "dog"... it's
>more convincing because it was a radio commercial).  And I've seen John Cleese in
>"Fish Called Wanda."  And I've even picked him out in the "Holy Grail".  But I'm
>not sure about the rest of the cast.
>
>Whoever answers to this article, please, please, please tell me the cast in Monty
>Python's Flying Circus.  And good luck describing what they look like.
>
>BTW, what is the "cascade", "aka", and "alias" articles all about.  I don't
>understand them.  Help!  Help!  I'm being repressed!
>
>BTW, to the Norweigian MP fan... the Holy Grail script is buried somewhere in one
>of the old articles in alt.fan.monty-python
>
>Whoever put it there, thanks a lot!  Just what I needed.  23 pages, but who's
>counting?
>
>Remember:  It's hard to fondle penguins.
>
>I could just see the puzzled look on your face.  It's an MIT saying, not
>Monty Python.
>
>Thanks.
>
>:-O  Terry Chau,  son of Uther Pendragon, king of the Britons, defeator of the
>Saxons...
> 
>

And I thought that *I* had lost my marbles...

Dark Elf aka How many other inapropriate m.p. phrases do you think he could
have stuck in there?

-- 
Dark Elf                                            gbloom@hebe.calpoly.edu
			         		        drow@rever.nmsu.edu
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
					- Jack Handey
From: R.J.Collingham@newcastle.ac.uk (R.J.Collingham)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: need dead parrot sketch
Date: 9 Sep 92 08:26:58 GMT
Organization: University of Newcastle upon Tyne, UK NE1 7RU

Please can somebody send me a copy of the Monty Python "Dead
Parrot" sketch, you know the one -

    "...this is an ex-parrot, it has ceased to live..."

okay, okay I am sure this a FAQ but I couldn't find a FAQ-list nor
could I find this sketch using archie, so no flames!

Thanks in advance....

Russell

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Artificial Intelligence Systems Research Group
Computer Science (SECS)	
University of Durham		email: R.J.Collingham@durham.ac.uk
Stockton Road			phone: 091-374 2549 (2630 secretary)
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Pfootas
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 11 Sep 92 10:12:41 -0600


I bet you're gay...

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: CMS Soundblaster: brian
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:50:14 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 10 Sep 92 14:23:34 -0600

In article <ins450m.716034616@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>  writes:
} jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
} 
} >af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
} >}That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*
} 
} >ooo, I am so touched...will you touch my monkey????
} 
} 'oo'd wanna touch you ya filthy thing... going round
} molestering strange women. and animals. ans Nsiom!
} 
} >}Lisa aka a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
} >Jester aka I like it when she lays naked in large pools of water
} Eccles aka I thought you said you like it in the shower?
Phil aka no, he sed he likes *IT* in the shower, but likes Lisa naked in large   
          pools of water...get it right!

 
} Great Cthulhu will save you.
} (In case he gets hungry later).
Or perhaps as an after dinner mint...
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: brian
Date: 14 Sep 92 21:41:44 GMT
Organization: Youngstown State University

In article <DJOHNSON.92Sep13110428@cayenne.gac.edu>
djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
 
>
>In article <3418@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>
>   In article <gunnarh.91.716157840@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>   >In article <1992Sep10.005014.19397@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au
>.|(David Bromage) writes:
>.|
>.|
>.|      NOTHING!!!!
>.|      NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!
>.|
>.|-----G
>
>.Disgusting, isn't it?
>
>Absolutely!  I'm shocked, and my wife had a seizure.
>
>.Jos aka Did I Miss Anything?
>
>Well, Aunt Maude has shingles, so we're all going to go help her roof
>her house, and Larry the Guy-who-lives-down-the-street had his hand
>caught in the paper punch at work, and now it's all holy.  The mayor
>spontaneously turned into a small pile of purple goo.  In
>international news I went to the bathroom.  Africa was found to be a
>giant Alka-Seltzer tablet.  In England, nine mooses and a jet liner
>named Sven were elected Queen.  People in Southern Europe complain
>that a loud "Fizzing" sound is keeping them awake at night.  Aaand
>Jester has heart worms and is going to have to be put to sleep.
>
>Dan aka Say goodbye to the little guy, I'll go call the vet.
Chris aka Don't they have pills for that sort of thing?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 21:40:21 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.172420.3301@newscan.canada.sun.com>
ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
 
>
>
>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () blabbed:
>> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
>> >jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>> >> }>>>>>>>>Edwin fnork the first one to use the newfangled thing
>> >> }>>>>>>>Sno!im fnork and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
>> >> }>>>>>>Jester fnork is [Ll]isa still around here?
>> >> }>>>>>Dan fnork I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
>> >> }>>>>Jmesa fnork Why can't I spell my name?
>> >> }>>>Jester fnork Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
>> >> }>>[Ll]isa fnork don't ya all like my quiz?
>> >> }>Jos fnork I *HATE* fnorkes!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>> >> }>dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
>> >> }Chris fnork (That's FNORK, not fnork) Now fnork-repellant sprays and bug-lights
>> >> }being created in my basement.
>> >> Jester fnork I changed them all to fnork..it looks nice now....
>> >
>> >PKT aka I like it this way better.
>> >Chris aka Oh, fnork you!
>
>Hey!  My father fnorked me like that once........Once!
>
>PKT aka my god, you've got guts!......
Chris aka Yes!  Would you like some?  They're on special today!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: Re: Pfootas
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 17:19:35 GMT


phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
> 
> I bet you're gay...
> 

No, just a little bit happier than most.

PKT squig Now pay up, sailor!

PS.....Jester just got a little happier, too.  :^}

___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||  That's the news, & I am outa here....




Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM 
Subject: beelzebub
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 17:35:00 GMT


Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
objects?

PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.

___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||           (so much for Pathos!)
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka license
Date: 6 Sep 92 13:22:49 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <2H0mqB1w165w@unkaphaed.UUCP> edwino@unkaphaed.UUCP (Edwin Ostrin) writes:
|That's it. I am sick of all of this aka license stuff. I refuse to buy 
|one from your monoploy.  So, I am introducing the alternative. 
|INTRODUCING:
|The 'alias' license!
|As used in hospitals! 
|Away with the drudgery of household floods!
|And, its flame-resistant! (at least I hope)
|Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing

Objection your honour! I must strongly protest against any usage at
all of this `alias' thingy. This silly old lady just suggested here
that our beautiful `aka', the quintessence of the netiqette, the utmost
achievements of human civilization, this tasty, crunchy gem, this
gracefulness of all postings, should be replaced by a senile, smelly,
lobotomy deserving, braindead `alias'. I feel smeared! Just imagine
what would happen:

>>>>>>>Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
>>>>>>Sno!im alias and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
>>>>>Jester alias is [Ll]isa still around here?
>>>>Dan alias I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
>>>Jmesa alias Why can't I spell my name?
>>Jester alias Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
>[Ll]isa alias don't ya all like my quiz?
Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: thomasez@dhhalden.no (THOMAS ERIK ZELOW LUNDQUIST)
Subject: Re: Soundblaster (apology)
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:36:07 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.234129.11779@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
>Subject: Soundblaster (apology)
>Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 23:41:29 GMT
>
>Very sorry about about the dead article, I think that they it was too long
>the the network to handle. I will break it up into smaller pieces and repost.
>
>I have about MP .VOC files and would like to make them available for
>anonymous FTP. How do I do it?
>
>Eventually they should be available in .wav format for Windows 3.1
>
>Cheers
>David aka just excuse me while I wipe this egg of my face
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>David Spam Bromage  brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au   : 
>Spam University                                  : "I think thinking is 
>Clayton, Victoria   				 :  so important"
> Australia                                       : 	-Baldrick
> 						 :   
>     May the spam be with you			 :     
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>	All spam views expressed are my own except those which conflict with
>	my spam personal spam opinions.
>

Yeah, you shuld be sorry for this mess..... use all this computer time With

NOTHING AT ALL....

ThomasEZ still aka
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Date: 10 Sep 92 20:46:22 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Auto2@ (Orakel) splunges:

>>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
>>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.

>I'm looking for a way to write to Eric Idle, any ideas!

I heard that *both* of them were in some comedy troupe called
'Monty Snakes Flaming Circus' or something like that ...

Anyway, good luck.

>Morten Eriksen, Norway
James aka In *my* day we didn't have ALIASES. We had to keep
	changing our names!!
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: MP's Policeman's Ball
Date: 15 Sep 92 00:05:54 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Auto2@ (Orakel) spoons out gobs of the stuff:

>Has anyone seen Policeman's Ball from 1974. I saw the Policeman's Biggest 
>Ball (1992) on TV some days ago, it was a live show with lotsa comediens. 
>The only ones from Monty Python were Cleese and Palin. They did a new
>version of the old dead parrot. This time the Cleese got his money 
>back.

Yes I saw it.


Oh! I almost forgot!
You can see most of it (maybe all, I can't quite remember) on a video
titled "the Secret Policeman's Private Parts".

They also put in some music bits from Pete Townsend, Donovan, Phil Collins,
that were on the records some time ago already.

>Morten Eriksen, Norway
Jamus Willer, Rochester, NY, USofA, Terra, Sol, (If you can't find that,dropit)