From: dwv@cbnewsc.cb.att.com (Dave Vollman)
Subject: AMC: update for 11/23
Organization: HASA "S" Division
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 19:59:04 GMT
Keywords: Happy thanksgiving!



	Allright folks, it's a busy day in PV and euroPV, so lets
	get right on it!
	


	Two big storylines today, with various subplots!
	
	Snooz-a-cuda rating: 3 (1 = won't sleep for weeks,
	10 = wake me when Erica is dead)
	
	(Note: The Snooze-a-cuda rating is derived by counting
	 the number of times I wake my cats from their slumber by
	 laughing, crying or yelling at the screen.)

1) Damn, are they still on the Danube?

	The newly freed Erica ascends from the wine cellar to
	overhear Dim and Angel talking over the situation and
	comforting each other. She watches from the short
	distance ans Angel taees Dimitri he did the right thing
	by not negotiating with Edmund. Meanwhile, Fast Eddie
	blows an overseas call on the cellphone to Brooke in
	her lavish Tempo office. He asks Brooke "Can I have
	a second chance?" [ED note: Hey Ed, what power
	of second chance are you asking for? seems like about
	2 ** 8 to me). Brooke makes one good decision and tells Ed
	to go away. Ed starts fondling the gun, and contemplates
	playing Hungariun roulette when someone grabs the gun from his
	hand. Yes, is the E monster, who tells him to forget everything
	she said before, they would make a great team. The show concluds
	with E blowing in a fake istress call to Dim, telling him
	Ed is crazed and she is gonna die (cliffhanger a)
	
	
	To announce the second story line, we turn it over to
	Mary Freidrich Hullman, Chairman Imeritus of the Indianaplois
	Motor Speedway:
	
2) Lady and Gentleman, start your custody battle!

	Dix and Bri, freshly served with papers, try to figure it out.
	While Dix is dressing, Bri reads the summons. He says,
	"It would help if they write it in english, but I think he
	wants immediate custody." True enough. As Bri and Dix leave
	the VI, they spot Adam, who has been putting moves on
	Gloria that would impress Mario Lemux. Dixie attacks Adam
	on the dance floor, landing many lefts and rights before Bri
	pulls her off. Adam exposes the "Red" shift in his position.
	Gloria finds out about what Adam did and leaves.
	Meanwhile, Tom and Liv have come to see the Brookemeister
	about their housing problem. They discern that Brooke
	has been crying (took them about 1 eon) and they comfort her
	about the Ed situation. Liv gets a call from her service,
	and heads over to Courtlandt Manor after spilling the
	stuffing to Tom and Brooke. Brooke, in her "I'll break
	that Adam if it is the last thing I do" mood, corners
	him at the Valley inn and vows to make Adam feel as
	bad as Dixie feels right now. She orders a white wine
	[Whoop, Whoop, Whoop ...... Continuity alert!!!!! Didn't
	Brooke swear off drinking after Laura was killed? Had this
	been a real continuity problem, you would have been
	instructed where to send letters with this information.
	This concludes our test of the AMC continuity alert
	system]. Adam asks Brooke "You've always done what
	you thought was right, where has it gotten you?"
	Meanwhile, Dix, Bri, Liv, Op, and Palm conclave at
	CM. Things are looking bad for the mother.
	
	
Comments:

Many, Many great lines today! best one:

	Palmer: "Dixie has a heart of gold and no common sense."
	
Let's look at Adam's case:

	The Dave "I'm not a Lawyer, but I play one on rats"
	analysis does not look good for Adam. Were I Dixie's
	lawyer, a summons would be heading to Skye quicker than
	you can say "who?" Yep, Hayley's butt would be up there also.
	Next would be all of Adam's previous wives, punctuated by
	Brooke, who would talk about that unfortunate adoption
	incedent. If this is the character issue He's trying to
	make for himself, He's got a long road ahead. Of course,
	according to soap law 345.2/s6 section 3 subsection
	7 paragraph 3, "The least fit parent will regain custody
	just prior to the return of the presumed deal love of
	the other parents life, so the aforementioned love can
	rescue said child."
	
Unanswered Questions:

1) How big of a turkey will the Martins have for Thanksgiving?

2) Why is there no delay on phone calls between Budapest and PV?

3) What is the rate of PV or ExPV residents surviving accidents
   involving aircraft?

4) Why is there still wine in the wine cellar of Euroweirdwind?

5) Why didn't Angel and Dim smell erica if she was so close?

6) Did Erica visit a bathroom during her short stint of freedom?

7) Has Erica ever made love in a wine cellar?

8) Where are Sloan and Myra?

9) How many dogs does Palmer have?

10) if x = days left in "Destiny on the danube",
       y = current day in November and
       Given November is sweps month does
       x = 30 - y?

Yall have a happy thanksgiving, unless you are not in the US, in
which case, cmon in for the holiday!

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