HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: Sparky
Subject: Re: Pavlov's Dog = Michele
Summary: Re: Pavlov's Dog = Michele
Keywords: ding-a-ling, drool, wop
Organization: None
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 14:35:35 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.172504.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov
(Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
>Maybe I am not so predictable if everybody put me inside all the alt.flame 
>threads. They need a challenge, do you remember? 

It's a fucking challenge just to squeeze some iota of sense from your
babblings.
Admit it, Michele.  You neither speak, nor write English.  Like K E N you
utilize an AI device to string words together.

>I give it to the people, I 

That's right.  You give head to ALL the people.

>am a good boy (well, really sometime I am BAD, but that's another point).

What do you mean, "another point"?  You have yet to make a point, let
alone ANOTHER one!

>
>And, that contradicts your first point. What I saw is that alt.flame people 
>don't like easy targets (I am here for fun, I have my life challenges. 

Yes, I imagine cleaning out toilets at Fermi is quite a challenge for an
imbecile
such as yourself.

>So, 
>I am out of target). You admited, on the previous post, that I answer 
>only to the post that include my name. 

What I SAID, phallus worshipper, is that you respond to EVERY POST
whether it includes your name or not!

>So, *logic* says (do you know what 
>logic is, asshole?) 

Yes, logic is that unavoidable force which dictates that ignorant
guineas like you will forever be cleaning toilets; eating pasta;
fucking your mother; wearing bell-bottom trousers, unbuttoned shirts,
gold chains, white vinal shoes with matching belt; smoking cigars;
talking with your hands; and posting to alt.flame.

>that if a lot of people post at me, (you too) I am not 
>so easy. You see? You're wrong, again. 

Ignoramus, if logic was money you wouldn't have enough to
buy a stick of gum.  But ironically enough, it would be enough
to buy a blowjob from your sister and still afford a quart
of your mom's favorite "parfume" -- "Eu De Oregano".

>> 
>> Go ahead, prove me right again, stupid dago.
>
>Don't assume that you are right just because I answer to you, moronic 
>asshole. 

Yes, you DO answer to me.  Don't forget it, either.  I am your
physical, emotional, spiritual, and intellectual superior.  You had BETTER
answer to me.  And Fuckwad, you do prove me right by answering.  The 
stimulus was my original post.  The predicted response was your follow-up.  
You followed up.  The prediction was correct.  I am right. 


>You are a moron, but I don't want to see you disappearing from 
>alt.flame. 

Fag boy.  Wouldn't be regular without my giving you that weekly pummeling
up the old dirt road.  Would you?

>Remember, I am a good boy, 

Yeah, you are a good boy. You've got a tight asshole (I am refering to
your rectum, rather than your old man), and you swallow.

>I want to support you, we need morons.

Read:  "I want you to be my friend.  I have no one who likes me."  Well,
forget it numbnuts.  A clueless friend I don't need.  Besides, you'd
get olive oil and tomato sauce all over the furniture.

--Sparky
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: rec.humor.funny has us all in stitches again
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 14:58:29 GMT

>I heard this from a coworker.  He says it is old, but I've never heard it.
> 
>We were talking about some changes in corporate policy the other day when
>he observed :
> 
>	"I love this fucking company and they love fucking me."

It *is* old.  Everybody in the civilized world has heard it but you.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Subject: Re: Aaargh! What *is* the TSAKC, anyway?!?
Organization: Who, me???
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 05:24:17 GMT

In article <lefty-241292121548@lefty.apple.com> lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
>In article <1992Dec24.175906.2580@rotag.mi.org>, kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin
>Darcy) wrote:
>> 
>> In article <PATRICK.92Dec23122944@rio-grande.is.rice.edu> patrick@rio-grande.is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>> >In article <nyikos.725127273@milo.math.scarolina.edu> nyikos@math.scarolina.edu (Peter Nyikos) writes:
>> >
>> > > Me, I'm hoping it'll cause Keegan's BBS to crash.
>> >
>> >The last time I looked, crd.ge.com wasn't a BBS.  
>> 
>> Okay, "overgrown BBS with pretensions of positive corporate value" then...
>
>Hmm, much like the site you run over at CFC, eh, Junior System
>Administrator Man?

Um, which "site" are you referring to? CFC's corporate headquarters in 
Southfield, MI, you mean? It'd be kinda hard to run a corporation without a
corporate headquarters, so I leave the determination of whether "the site"
I administer has a "positive corporate value" as an exercise for the readers...

It's not the only site I administer, either, so your question is ill-formed.

>> I guess the management at crd.ge.com finally started noticing a drop in 
>> productivity (?) (Although, as always, I have to wonder whether such a
>> thing might ever have been in a measurable range in the first place...) 
>
>I can't help but notice that _your_ drivel seems to emanate almost
>exclusively from rotag these days, rather than from ChloroFluoroCarbons.  

By choice. Furthermore, you WON'T see me posting my more inflammatory stuff
from CFC, and you WON'T see me posting to non-technical groups during 
business hours. Usenet does NOT affect my work, except positively, as a source 
of valuable technical information. Can Keegie-babes say any of these things 
about his constant little telnet or nntp jaunts off to rpi.edu to sate his 
vendetta urges?

Er, can he say them HONESTLY, I meant...

>I suppose we can assume that management at Chrysler (or what passes for
>management) noticed the same of you, eh?

"What passes for management"? That's a laugh, coming from an Apple worm. Steve
Jobs was probably about the only executive there who had any vision. He now
heads up a company that just recently became one of CFC's larger vendors.
Apple, on the other hand, wasn't even considered in that selection process.
Yup, plenty of reason for corporate pride there, eh, Lefty?

								- Kevin
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Walsh: Wake up DAC!
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 06:03:50 GMT
 <sEB5s*wC0@prolix.apana.org.au> <1992Dec10.142333.1@jaguar.uofs.edu>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <1992Dec10.142333.1@jaguar.uofs.edu>, jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:

> In article <sEB5s*wC0@prolix.apana.org.au>, dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
> > In article <1003@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, Kevin Walsh writes:
>  
> > The current Yank/Brit storm-in-a-tea-cup was instigated by your
> > whining, piggy eyed, fuckheaded messages, and exacerbated by your

> Thanx for the cue, Dave.  Now I'll give you a clue dimwitted, bumbling,
> Bitish, numbskull.  You are as stupid as anyone else who got involved in

Bitish? I guess that is closely related to 'faggish' in your
convoluted lexicon?

Troll [as you like to call yourself], have you considered that
your own puling reactionary tripe is fully responsible for the
anti-Troll lashback from this netherhell of the net?

Thats right - your own considerable incompetence has launched you
up there with Kevin Walsh, Kebbin Darcy, Ted Kaldis and Bis as
'net idiots who have been flamed to small blackened crispy
things.' Quite an achievement in such a short period of time. 

Your tour of duty is over.  Rhinoplasty may be able to do
something for your torn nose, but nothing, and I mean nothing,
will ever remove the stench of charred flesh from your nasal
passages.  Whenever someone burns the toast in your home, you'll
reminisce about your time in alt.flame.

Of course, you have to first work out that you've been flamed.
This could (understandably) take a long time for you to work out. 

>   So Fuck You, DAC, no one asked for your 2 pence in the first place,

Cents, pal, Australia uses dollars and cents.  Admittedly they
are disguised as small flat rocks and pieces of string, but that
is a temporary economic setback, and will be righted in the
fullness of time.

The only way you will be righted is if drieux pokes an
armour-peircing round through your ossified skull.

Bye Troll. 

Have a very nice day indeed.

Dac
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Swearing
From: nunn@it.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 31 Dec 92 11:38:21 +0900
Reply-To: nunn@it.ntu.edu.au
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University

In article 3N0@prolix.apana.org.au, dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
> A collection of vulgarities found whilst scanning the 32,000+
> articles that were posted during the seven months from June to
> December,in an Oz Fidonet echo {newsgroup} known as LTUAE.
> [Life, The Universe, and Everything].
> 
>         fuck    4209
>         shit    2216
>      bastard    1288
>         piss    1078
>         FOAD    1064
>         crap     933
>         arse     925
>         dick     593
>       bugger     544
>         wank     481
>         cock     387
>        bitch     349
>         cunt     226
>        prick     218
>        balls     218
>        felch      86
>         twat      60
>     bollocks      52
>      Belgium      50
>         quim      19
> 
> I was particularly impressed with 'Belgium'.



Well, that just about covers Kevin BRAINWASHED's entire vocabulary. No prizes
for guessing who mostly contributed to these stats.





> Dac
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: What a load of crap!
From: accy043@csc.canterbury.ac.nz
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 23:03:41 GMT
Organization: University of Canterbury, Christchurch, New Zealand

A message to all flame throwers,

GROW UP

and,

Try and read some other groups, who knows you may even like them, and you
may even stop posting all this crap.

This may sound like a flame, it is not.  It is merely a spark.

Brendan.

BrendanQ@accy.canterbury.ac.nz

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester)
Subject: Re: DORK
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 92 21:49:38 GMT


     Let's not be confused about Michele the girly-girly wop.
     Michele gave us a pronunciation key for his name, but I
     prefer to use a word analogy.

             Just think of 'ukulele' when you think of Michele.
             I know they are not pronounced exactly the same,
             but it's close enough.  But don't confuse the
             two.  
                        You PLUCK a ukulele.
                        You FUCK a Michele.

     There, that ought to clear up the confusion.

     Uncle Fester

--
           :     What God Wants      :  God wants gigolos          :
           :        God gets         :  God wants giraffes         :
           :     God help us all     :  God wants politics         :
           : *thester@nyx.cs.du.edu* :  God wants a good laugh     :
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: To plonk or not to plonk - no question.
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 15:03:37 GMT
 <1139@dsbc.icl.co.uk>
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00

In article <1139@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, Kevin Walsh writes:

> In article <yBy6s*jD0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
> >
> > Nationality bashing is only one step up from spelling flames.

> And who exactly, was it who threw the first punch?  As I recall,

You did, twerp. And Troll replied. And then it went splodgy, and
you were covered in liquid manure, and the smell hasn't left
you, and prolly never will.

Especially since you're a filthy englishman, and probably only
wash once a month.

Dac
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From: dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Dave Parry)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Ok, kevin, let's talk! If you can...
Date: 21 Dec 92 12:04:48 GMT
Organization: The Mountains of Madness
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <1195@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> > You have a problem in Italy that you want to change so you vote in some
> > fascist wop to do the honours.  Nice one pizza breath.
> 
> Are you speaking about Bossi? I can assure you that Bossi is less Fascist 
> than your Thatcher. He does not like pool-taxes...

What's Mussolini's grandaughter then, a Communist???
>  
> Go back to your nil life, moron.

Ah, you have discovered this word then. Have you looked in the mirror
yet?

> 	Michele

Dave
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From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: To flame or not to flame. That's the clue.
Date: 21 Dec 92 15:06:50 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <BzMBFw.8oF@unix.amherst.edu>, mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating) writes:
> Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:
> 
> : I am not a bitch, I am a lesbian, moron! I use to go to sleep only with 
> : women.
> 
> Well, there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian, you worm eaten stack of
> shit.  There is also nothing wrong from being from Italy, despite what other
> posters say.  But you're still a urine-breathing sack of mucus.
> 
Puff! And you are cipitatucatatetaata-ta-ta. FLAME, Idiot, FLAME! You need to 
flame! To use *only* unpolite words DOES NOT WORK! DOES NOT HURT! It is too 
much easy to write only unpolite bullshit. So easy, that's not a flame.

	Michele

> Marlon
> 
>
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: The last post. They *killed* me (SHIT).
Date: 23 Dec 92 13:11:07 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1233@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> In article <1992Dec20.191736.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> 
>> No, we have more of them (heroes, how you call them). 
>> Hey, idiot. Why don't you start to speak about *YOUR* country? So everybody 
>> can compare them. Maybe there is *nothing* good to tell us?!?
>>
> It wouldn't be much of a flame if I started talking about England would
> it?  It would be more of a conversation.  It's much more fun to talk
> about wopland.

Yes, you're half right. It wouldn't be a flame. It would be a lame.
> 
>> You know, often you posts are so boring that I don't read them complitely.
>> Anyway, I never had any problem speaking about my life. You wanna know.
>> Ok, I answered to Ken, and I said him what I do at Fermi. You can read it, 
>> it is on the net. Why so annoyed about that? Just because there is a 
>> fucking *rule* at Fermilab, that says that the computers can't be used for 
>> "personal" purpouses. And in America rules are *strong*. Happy, now?
>>
> So are you talling me that, after your short break, you have come to
> your senses.  I suppose your posts to alt.flame now reflect the oppinions
> of Fermi and are in no way your "personal" opinions.
>
There you are! Guys, I am fucked up! A mail from computing division arrived 
just now. *I can't post anymore*. American rules are *strong*, I told you, 
and now I am outta here. I had a good time, but *rules* are *rules*.

There is always e-mail (SHIT!)
>> 
	Michele
> 
> -- 
>    _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
>   _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     Professor Kevin Walsh
>  _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kevin@cursor.demon.co.uk
> _/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/       kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: martin@world.std.com (Martin J Hannigan)
Subject: Re: FLAME
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Sat, 2 Jan 1993 23:07:36 GMT

victor.volkman@hal9k.ann-arbor.mi.us (Victor Volkman)  writes:

>flame on

I can tell by your post you are a klingon. 

>                                                                                                                       
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>+------------------------------------------+-----------------------------+

Wow. QWK. Hmm. My little brother wrote his own QWK reader for a school
project. It was real tough.NOT! Hey. Can you FTP from that piece of shit?
From: t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: HAVE : GUN --- WANT : BULLETS
Date: 23 Dec 92 05:33:08 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Scientific Computing, Uppsala Univ.
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Paul D Boxrud (pboxrud@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu) wrote:
: In article <jorngh.209.724558197@dhhalden.no> jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR H
: ALONEN) writes:
: >
: >I need 200 million bullets for my 9mm Beretta.
: >
: >Reward : Total annihilation of the US continent.
: >
: 
: US isn't a continent asshole!

No, obviously not, when it can shit out _two_ obnoxious nerds to subsequently
point out the fact that the USA is a country.

/Par
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: NOT! Re: All women are beautiful
Date: 22 Dec 92 08:49:43 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King) writes:
>You guys are all a little clueless, y'know? One day you will (hopefully)
>come to understand that ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL. Regardless of race, creed,
>religion, colour, bra size, whatever. Admittedly, some women are more
>beautiful than others, but that's only a matter of degree. You all must
>recognize that beauty is often not that easy to identify. Look at pictures
>of elderly Russian peasant women, as an example. "Where's the beauty?", you
>may ask. "Beneath the skin", would be my reply, for beauty, being
>skin-deep, spreads from the center of the body outwards, rather than the
>opposite. 


Nope.  Not ALL women are beautiful, just as not all men are either.

Case in point:  I'm going to see my best friend up in North Arkansas
for New Year's.  Poor sap is getting divorced after over a decade of
marriage.  His wife went to visit Louisiana (where they are from) and
decided she would get a boyfriend.

Now, in the wake of a (foolish) verbal agreement that he would pay all
of her bills until the day of their official separation on Jan 15th, he
is getting credit card bills for $4000.  That's FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS.
All told he's about 16,000 DOLLARS in the hole, he's having his three
girls that he adores taken away from him and he'll probably give up his
good job with WalMart to move back to a cesspool of a city to be near
them.

I could go on, but I won't.  Suffice it to say she's turned into a 
Ms. Hyde.     

The only thing radiating from the center of HER body is selfishness 
and ugliness.


-- Andy  (not really a flame.  Just an observation.)
From: dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Dave Parry)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Date: 22 Dec 92 09:31:44 GMT
Organization: The Mountains of Madness
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <1564@ozz.oasis.icl.co.uk>, dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk (Geezer) writes:
> > 
> > Michele, you know as well as I do that you're talking bollocks, as usual. 
> 
> If I knew the meaning of 'bollocks' maybe I could agree, but since I don't 
> know it and my dictionary does not have it, I have to tell you that I don't 
> know to talk such a thing.

Bollocks : Cojones, Balls, Testicles, Nuts, Goolies, Packet, (Meat &) Two Veg,
Family Jewels. 
> 
> > 
> > What is the point of bringing up a subject like this? The USENET is
> > worldwide don't forget, and I'm sure that dragging this up again,
> > particulary at this time of year, is really going to make a lot of
> > Italians happy. I've got nothing against Italians - flame wars are
> > just a bit of fun and most people know that, but you are confirmation
> > that dickheads are a worldwide phenomenon.
> 
> It has been the first thing that I asked to your friend Kevin. He did not 
> answer, nobody did. So I had to repeat the question. I don't want to start 
> another war, but I wanted to know why nobody said anything. You can't 
> forget what they did.
> > 
If you're really interested in understanding what happened and wish to
discuss it seriously, then mail to rec.sport.soccer after the holidays
and we can discuss it there (or even mail me if you want). If all you
want though is flame ammunition, I'm sorry but I can't help you there.

> To be moron is not a physical aspect. It is an intellectual one. So, nobody 
                                                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> can understand the meaning of the word 'moron' looking on the mirror. But 
> we can understand the meaning when somebody suggests something stupid like 
> you did. (If it is to hard to understand for you, I tell you that I just 
> prooved that you are a moron).

Michele I stand corrected. As you so rightly point out, and have
demonstrated repeatedly, it is an intellectual aspect.

> > 
> 
> Ciao, ciao.
> 
> 	Michele
> 
FLAME OFF:

Have a good Christmas and New Year Michele.

FLAME ON:

Dave

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From: cress@cardinal.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: USA - Puberty Nation (was Re: cod fish breath norwegian euroscum
Date: 22 Dec 1992 23:20:50 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cardinal.ksu.ksu.edu


pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete "the putrid" Biggs) writes:
cress@cardinal.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett "the great" Cress) writes:

>
>> but at least we have a good industrial base.
>> Where *do* you get all that smog over London anyway.
>
>Since when was there smog over London?  Been there recently?
>Thought not - just because you believe the dross thats turned out by the
>movie industry in the US and their preconceptions of what the UK is like
>there is no need to display your ignorance to the rest of the world.
>

Actually, you festering crotch rash, London ranks in the top 5 of major
cities with excessive levels of carbon monoxide (from farting) and
dust (from herding sheep) and several other airborne toxins that I forget.

Garrett