From: te1349@newark1.njit.edu (Leafweir)
Newsgroups: rec.games.mud.lp
Subject: Nirvana is the Jerk Mud
Date: 5 Oct 92 20:26:46 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

Script started on Mon Oct  5 15:31:25 1992
This next message is to show how big the assholes at Nirvana are. With
in 30 seconds they were trying to pick up on me and the Merlyn was the
biggest ass of all. All I have to say to him is be careful who you sleep
with horney bastard.

telnet       Yes, master->telnet 192.41.245.90 3500
Trying 192.41.245.90 ...
Connected to 192.41.245.90.
Escape character is '^]'.






   Welcome to Nirvana 


                               An LpMud version 3.1.02-DR
                               running a modified 2.44 mudlib.




Please use the guest name if you just want a look.

What is your name: Jessica_Hahn
Too long name.
Give name again: Jessica
New character.
Pick a password that is at least six characters long.

Password: Password: (again) You are now Jessica the utter novice (level 1).

Please select a gender, either male, female, or creature: female
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                          Welcome to Nirvana 

  Head God: Boltar (petebre@elof.iit.edu)
  Toadie God: Sandman (harrrob@elof.iit.edu)

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NEED INFO unique to this mud??
        type 'help nirvana'  (All players will be assumed to know what is
                               written there, check it from time to time.)
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    To reduce overhead the disconnection times have been altered, see 'help
disconnection'
Read the info on channels in the advancement guild. The shout command
has been replaced.


  LOCAL PLAYERS --->  Since the number of new local players has grown
  here is something to live by if you wish muds to continue to be 
  available here. Your conduct towards others who have a need to use
  the terminals is key.
  remember that others may have real work to do, if there are no 
  avialible terminals and someone needs to do work on an assignment or
  send/read a message from a professor please give up your terminal
  If people have to wait to get terminals for 'real work' behind 
  way to those who can have the mud shut down. 

All attrib help is now under help attribs
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Out of the sewer creeps Overkill the apprentice magician (paladin).
Tracker the sage of domination (white lord).
The one and only Chuckw the master ranger ([Doppleganger!]).
A magical storage box.
A magical storage box.
The beam-up point to the Enterprise(type energize).
A computer.
->> Chuckw says: FUCK ME OVERKILL
Overkill leaves south.
who
(=---------------------------------------------------------------------=)
Logon the title-less (neutral)
Tracker the sage of domination (white lord)
Jessica the utter novice (neutral)
The one and only Chuckw the master ranger ([Doppleganger!])
Mr. Magnum P.I. to you.. (Private Eyes)
Lola the utter novice (neutral)
Yeah. I'm a dirty rotten thief again! Xris the Safe-Cracker (crusader)
Sandman Lord of the Dreaming (neutral) (idle)
The slyest cat in the land, Wildcat the small fighter (crusader)
Daffy the small adventurer (black knight)
Gorgan of the legion of the dead. ([Doppleganger!])
She is soft, Silk and Lace the great adventuress (white lord)
The Love Doctor is In... Mercedes the siren ([Doppleganger!])
Rikeran wielder of the butter knife (player) (neutral)
Guess what, Lucifer thinks DE, stands for Die Easily (player) (white lord)
I'm not sick anymore so don't let me look at you or I will Hurl 0 (player) (white lord)
Whose attracted to Death has seen his god!! *>WORSHIP<* (player) (Black Hearted)
Tweezer the warrior (crusader)
Mudder the experienced adventurer (evil)
you are near a Breach in the fabric of time and space where you feel the presence of an incredible power and intelligence (player) (paladin)
Out of the sewer creeps Overkill the apprentice magician (paladin)
Wow!! It's a melted Crayola [tm] crayon labeled: Silver the Thug (malicious)
Cold as ice, half the price Blue the small adventurer ([Doppleganger!])
Nooneelse the Supreme Vampire (extremely busy)
The lord of the night Mordred the master sorcerer (paladin)
From out of your most sensuous dreams...it's Dauben the vampire cult master (evil)
(=---------------------------------------------------------------------=)
->> Chuckw says: FUCK ME JESSICA
Tracker leaves south.
Tracker arrives.
say WanDeathlock enters the game.
t me too?
You say: Want me too?

->> smiChuckw asks: WILL YOU?
le  ^R
sm  Deathlock exclaims: YES!!!!
wink
You see the Enterprise move overhead....
It looks like it is changing it orbit.
Tracker leaves south.
You wink.
->> Chuckw says: MY NAME IS CHARLES WILLIS, I LIVE IN SCHNIEDER.
Pazuzzu enters the game.
Deathlock spins in a circle and transforms into a Wraith!
Chuckw asks: do u really wanna fuck?
Hm... do you.
Chuckw says: rm. 407.
Illegal path: bin/_Hm....c
What?
->> say Oh too bad IA Wraith asks: Can I join?
'm in Nj
You say: Oh too bad I'm in Nj

->> Chuckw says: come over anytime or call me at 3-3509.
Chuckw just disconnected.
Sandman announces: Attention all chicago area mudders
Kelsis enters the game.
pSandman announces: the best band on earth, namely HAWKWIND
^R
Kelsis spins in a circle and transforms into a Gargoyle!
A friendship messenger boy arrives and gives Jessica a Friendship Bracelet.
The messenger boy tells you: Magnum asked me to give this to you.
A Wraith says: I can run really far
Magnum tells you: welcome to nirvana

You sense an evil being as a Gargoyle transforms into Kelsis.
Sandman announces: is playing at the aragon ball room october 14th
tell magnum Hi.
An evil Wraith leaves the room.
pretMerlyn arrives.
Pazuzzu leaves south.
Sandman announces: for a good show i suggest checking them out *smile*
itleOk.
You tell magnum Hi.
->> Faith No More is the best....
 Last name Hahn very hot and horney
sure if your an adolecent pop craving little boy
->> An evil Wraith enters the room.
You sense an evil being as a Wraith transforms into Deathlock.
Magnum tells you: exa the bracelet and use it..save sps

Kelsis leaves south.
Pop???.
exa braceMerlyn vanishes as blue flames consume him ...
leDeathlock leaves south.
t
A Friendship Bracelet
This is a Friendship Bracelet that you can send to your
friends.  Just type 'send <name>' to send it to someone
and 'msg <messages>' to send your friends a message.
->> tell merlyn Hi. *wink*
Ok.
You tell merlyn Hi. *wink*
->> Merlyn tells you: Hello m'lady :)

Overkill tells you: Need any help?

Merlyn tells you: How are you today?

tell merlyn Fine.
tell overkill Ok.
You tell merlyn Fine.
->> Maybe latr  ter big boy.
Merlyn tells you: *smile*

Ok.
You tell overkill Maybe later big boy.
->> tell merlyn And I stress the fine part.
Grr enters the game.
Merlyn arrives.
Ok.
You tell merlyn And I stress the fine part.
->> Overkill tells you: $$$, gear, whatever you need :)

Merlyn tells you: what are you up to?

tell mGrr seals a rip behind his shadow.
Grr left the game.
erlyn Oh just hanging around. I'm harmless don't wMerlyn tells you: ah ... nice title ...

orry b about me I can't hurt yoPearljam enters the game.
u.
You are low on power.
->> msg merlin I need sps
You tell Magnum: merlin I need sps
->> tell merlin I need some spsMerlyn smiles at you.

No player with that name.
->> say I need sps
You say: I need sps

->> sc
You have 0 experience points, 0 gold coins,
50 hit points (of 50), and 1 spell points (of 50).
You are Last name Hahn very hot and horney Jessica the utter novice (neutral) (level 1).
You are sober.
age:	4 minutes 40 seconds.

->> l
You are in the local village church.
There is a huge pit in the center,
and a door in the west wall. There is a button beside the door.
This church has the service of reviving ghosts. Dead people come
to the church and pray.
There is a clock on the wall.
The are exits to the south, east and north.
DE's Deathangel Pearljam The undead bassplayer (player) (black knight).
Shining brightly like sunlight inside my mind ... Merlyn the Mage Lord (benevolent).
The one and only Chuckw the master ranger ([Doppleganger!]) (disconnected).
A magical storage box.
A magical storage box.
A computer.
->> say teMagnum tells you: hi

ll won't work
You say: tell won't work

->> Merlyn tells you: would you like to talk somewhere more private?

sMerlyn nods solemnly.
ay Ok
You say: Ok

->> Merlyn vanishes as blue flames consume him ...
You feel a sickening lurch as you are teleported!
Jessica is suddenly jerked upwards into the stratosphere.
You are unable to enter Merlyn's house at this time ...
You feel a sickening lurch as you are teleported!
Jessica is suddenly jerked upwards into the stratosphere.
say Ooh.... , really Merlyn says: welcome to my humble abode

know how to sweYou feel a strong force surround the room.
ep a girl off of her feeMerlyn says: this is about as private as the game gets

t.
You say: Ooh.... , really know how to sweep a girl off of her feet.

->> Merlyn says: hmm only if you prefer it that way

say How are you today.
Merlyn says: of course, my room doesnt always look like this

You say: How are you today.

->> Merlyn says: it could just as easily be something different

Merlyn snaps his fingers.
The room fades from view.

Autosaving character...
You feel disoriented ... reality is swimming around you ...
Pearljam tells you: i like your title

tell pearljam Thanks.
All of a sudden the world appears again!
Merlyn says: take another look

l Ok.
You tell pearljam Thanks.
->> l
say OHYou are standing on the cool sand of a beach ... it is just about sunset,
just as the last rays of the sun are shining down upon the gentle wavecrests.
Everything is calm and peaceful ... the breeze whistles through the mango
groves slightly inland and caresses your cheek.  The ocean itself is calm ...
The sunset reflects off the waters, glimmering with a light that can only be
compared to that of the heavens themselves.
    There are four obvious exits: out, church, post and guild
Shining brightly like sunlight inside my mind ... Merlyn the Mage Lord (benevolent).
->> ^R
say Oh how nice you are a       must be a good coder.
The water surges in across the sand and tickles your feet
You say: Oh how nice you must be a good coder.

->> Merlyn shrugs helplessly.
say Aw... don't be so humble
Merlyn says: I guess I am ... or at least that's what everyone tells me

You say: Aw... don't be so humble

->> Merlyn smiles at you.
Merlyn says: oh, I nearly forgot

Merlyn fetches something from another dimension.
Merlyn gives roses to Jessica.
say TMerlyn says: you might want these

^R
say Why thank you.
You say: Why thank you.

->> Merlyn says: type "look at roses"

look at roses
A bouqet of deep, scarlet roses ... A color so true, so enchanting that
the buds themselves appear alive.  They bear passion, reverence, and
so many emotions that you feel giddy in their presence ... The roses will
never wilt, they will never fade.  They are eternal; a symbol of much more
than mortal beings will ever comprehend ...
->> Merlyn says: you can smell them as well

smell roses
You lean over slightly to inhale the succulent fragrance pouring out
from the rose petals; but as you begin to draw the thick scent into your
lungs the overpowering aroma completely intoxicates you ... For a brief
moment, everything you are, your entire physical self is complete with
the scent of the rose ... There is nothing like it ...
->> i
A bouqet of roses.
Magnum's Emoter.
A Friendship Bracelet from Magnum.
->> lk emoter
Merlyn smiles at you.
What?
->> lookLasso tells you: NICE description.....

 at emoter
tell lasso Thanks.
It's one of Magnum's latest item out of his workroom.
You can 'emote <messages>' or 'em <messages>'.  If you
have any items that you would like to see on this mud,
mail to me or if I'm on you can tell me.
->> Ok.
You tell lasso Thanks.
->> Merlyn says: what do you think?

say I like the roses buu t there is one thing like them.
You say: I like the roses but there is one thing like them.

->> Lasso tells you: do you....require....any ummm...assistance?

Merlyn says: oh?

tell lasso Not right now, Merlyn is assissting me.
Ok.
You tell lasso Not right now, Merlyn is assissting me.
->> say Yes.
You say: Yes.

->> em walks seductively past you rubbing inMerlyn says: and that is ...?

 all the right places.
Jessica-->walks seductively past you rubbing in all the right places.
->> Merlyn smiles at you.
huug merlyn         g merlyMerlyn says: hmm you don't need much encouragement do you ...

^R
hug merl        say Do you?
You say: Do you?

->> Merlyn says: no.

say good... *giggle*
You say: good... *giggle*

->> 
Merlyn stands back slightly and watches you
em s wMagnum tells you => hi all
^R
em 
Merlyn unfolds his arms and walks up to you
^R
em    hug merlyn
You hug merlyn.
->> 
Merlyn looks deep into your eyes and reaches his hand up to your face
french merlyn
You give merlyn a REAL kiss..it lasts a long time...
->> em puHe pulls you closer and kisses you back
shes her body in close to yours Magnum tells you => brb
and you can feelHis arms reach around your back slowly, caressing it
 her nice bodt beneath her clothes.
Jessica-->pushes her body in close to yours and you can feel her nice bodt beneath her clothes.
->> em her bres    large breastsHis hands move slowly down your back and he takes ahold of your shirt
 are especially notices under her large losse fittin                  sweater.
Jessica-->her large breasts are especially notices under her sweater.
->> 
Merlyn slowly begins to pull the garment off you, the fabric teasing your skin as it comes loose

Autosaving character...
em Merlyn gives you a deep and passionate kiss..it seems to take forever...
unbuttons your shirt.
Jessica-->unbuttons your shirt.
->> em removes it quickly and throws it in a croner

Merlyn shrugs his shirt off behind him and pulls your body to him
Jessica-->removes it quickly and throws it in a croner
->> Silver tells you: Hello!

em pushes her large breast into your 
Merlyn presses you tightly to his chest, kissing you
chhest      ^R
em pushes her large breast into your chest.
Jessica-->pushes her large breast into your chest.
->> em 
Merlyn slowly begins to move down, kissing your neck
^R
em  groan
You groan.
->> em that really felt gHis tongue flicks against your skin teasing you
ood.
Jessica-->that really felt good.
->> em 
Merlyn slowly runs his hands up and down your back
ki  ^R
em  em removes her bra.  and pushes her His strong fingers caress your soft skin
hard 
Merlyn moves further down, kissing your chest lightly, sensually
^R
em removes her bra and pushes her hard nipples further into you.         onto you.
Jessica-->removes her bra and pushes her hard nipples further onto you.
->> 
Merlyn slowly moves his mouth down further, kissing your breasts
groan
You groan.
->> em rubs her l
Merlyn brushes his tongue lightly against your nipple
egs against yours.
Jessica-->rubs her legs against yours.
->> em lies You can feel his breath warm against your neck
down on the sand
Jessica-->lies down on the sand
->> em pulls you down towards her.
Jessica-->pulls you down towards her.
->> french merlyn
Merlyn smiles slightly and runs his hands down your side
You give merlyn a REAL kiss..it lasts a long time...
->> em unzi    feels into your pants and grabs you cock.

Merlyn pushes your skirt down off your legs
Jessica-->feels into your pants and grabs you cock.
->> em   kic
Merlyn smiles at you and then kisses you
ks off her op  panties.
Jessica-->kicks off her panties.
->> em grabs your hand and moves it down to her cunt.

Merlyn reaches his hands down to your thighs
Jessica-->grabs your hand and moves it down to her cunt.
->> em spreads her legsMerlyn says: tsk, tsk, naughty girl

  ^R
em spreads her legs.  a few feet.
Jessica-->spreads her legs a few feet.
->> say y Massg age me.

Merlyn pushes your hands aside
You say: Massage me.

->> Merlyn says: As you wish.


Merlyn leans down and kisses your navel ... your chest shudders slightly as his tongue enters it
say Oh..... again.
You say: Oh..... again.

->> You feel his hands touch your ankles lightly
em pushes your ppants down your knees using her fet etHe moves his mouth lower, his tongue stroking your skin sensually
.
Jessica-->pushes your ppants down your knees using her feet.
->> 
Merlyn begins to move his hands slowly up your legs, the sensation building
say Don't stop, please keep on!
You say: Don't stop, please keep on!

->> 
Merlyn begins to kiss your groin carefully, teasing you
Overkill tells you: if you need anything the next time you're on, just ask


Autosaving character...
em hips begin to convulseYou feel his hands reach your thighs

Jessica-->hips begin to convulse
->> em her hi      He begins to caress your thighs with his fingers
h ^R
em 's hips become tomove  His breath is hot against your stomach
^R
em 's hips become tom  move rythmically andYou feel his tongue moving ever closer
 she spreads her legs farther apart.
Jessica-->'s hips become to move rythmically and she spreads her legs farther apart.
->> em uses her legs to pudh down your His hands creep up the inside of your thighs slowly, the sensation almost too much for you
^R
em uses her legs to pudh down your            ll down your briefs expso  osig ng your extremely large member.
Jessica-->uses her legs to pull down your briefs exposing your extremely large member.
->> 
Merlyn removes his hands and mouth from your groin
em wait
Jessica-->wait
->> em please
Merlyn leans forward and gives you a kiss
 lay down.
Jessica-->please lay down.
->> Merlyn smiles happily.

Merlyn rolls over onto his back
em rolls over onto you her eyes like fire.           and st       and starts stroking your chest.
Jessica-->rolls over onto you her eyes and starts stroking your chest.
->> Merlyn smiles at you.
em she begins to nibble at the hair swhich line your brawny          large muscles.You feel his hands running up and down your sides slowly

Jessica-->she begins to nibble at the hair swhich line your large muscles.
->> em moves h
Merlyn breathes in slightly
er head lower and begins li  teasing you  r balls with t her tongue, playing with you all the while  you
Merlyn runs his fingers through your hair
 feling a dull ache.
Jessica-->moves her head lower and begins teasing your balls with her tongue, playing with you all the while  you feling a dull ache.
->> em holds your cock in y her hanSilver tells you: If ya aren't busy come to Church..

ds rubbing it and making it ache more and more.
Jessica-->holds your cock in her hands rubbing it and making it ache more and more.
->> em gently inserts your oc  cock
Merlyn winces slightly
  ^R
em gently inserts your cock into her mouth and begins to suck it.You can feel his member swelling in your hands

Jessica-->gently inserts your cock into her mouth and begins to suck it.
->> emote   works it farther and farther down her throatHis hands begin to writhe along the back of your head
. ^R
emote works it farther and farther down her throat.
Jessica-->works it farther and farther down her throat.
->> em suddeHe pushes himself deeper into your mouth
nly releaases you at the moment when you could not stand it any longer.
Jessica-->suddenly releaases you at the moment when you could not stand it any longer.
->> em rolls off of you on to her back and spreads her legs at a 180 degree angle.
Jessica-->rolls off of you on to her back and spreads her legs at a 180 degree angle.
->> 
Merlyn smiles slightly and leans over you

Merlyn closes his eyes slowly and lowers his lips to you
em yo  kisses you with all her might leaving you breathless.
Jessica-->kisses you with all her might leaving you breathless.
->> 
Autosaving character...
The instant your lips touch he thrusts hard inside your wet cunt, and as you try to gasp for breath you find his lips hold on too tightly
em he l       em you push his k lips off of you and grownHe thrusts again harder, your body screaming with his dick
.
Jessica-->you push his lips off of you and grown.
->> scream
ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
->> em starts moving her hips rythmically, she screams with ecstacy.
He forces himself deeper and deeper inside you, so far you feel like you will explode
Jessica-->starts moving her hips rythmically, she screams with ecstacy.
->> em feel    starts 
Merlyn pushes again and again, so hard you cannot keep up
writhing and screaming h so hard       in ecstacy   her wet p     cunt fluids leaking up and out of her.
His cock enters you again and again, the sand tearing into your back
Jessica-->starts writhing and screaming in ecstacy her cunt fluids leaking up and out of her.
->> Merlyn leans forward into each thrust
em gives highest most pieMerlyn gives you one final thrust and cums hard, gasping for breath
cing scream you hj ave ever heard.
Jessica-->gives highest most piecing scream you have ever heard.
->> em her nipples become very erect for one moment and her body goeMerlyn gives you a deep and passionate kiss..it seems to take forever...
s limp.
Jessica-->her nipples become very erect for one moment and her body goes limp.
->> 
Merlyn smiles down at you
say   em leans up wealky and says, " You wrer   ere great. And with that falls a sleep on the as Merlyn gives you a deep and passionate kiss..it seems to take forever...
^R
em leans up wealky and says, " You were great. And with that falls a sleep on the sabd."
Jessica-->leans up wealky and says, " You were great. And with that falls a sleep on the sabd."
->> em naps quietMerlyn picks you up carefully
ly.
Merlyn snaps his fingers.
Jessica-->naps quietly.
->> The room fades from view.

Merlyn lays you down gently on the bed as soon as it appears
You feel disoriented ... reality is swimming around you ...
All of a sudden the world appears again!
em after a long time           
Merlyn kisses you lightly on the forehead
^R
em after a          em finally reawakes hours later.
Jessica-->finally reawakes hours later.
->> em looMerlyn smiles at you.
ks aroud at her new environment.
Jessica-->looks aroud at her new environment.
->> l
This room looks just like Merlyn's house in the Disney film, the Sword in
the Stone.  It is a shamble of a hut, looking more like an impoverished
shack than the home to the most powerful wizard in the world.

The inside of the hut is covered with a million alchemical books and potions
as well as various experiments littering the floor.  In the far corner of the
room is a pot boiling over a light fire ... the aroma of delicious soup fills
the room.  By one window rests a birdstand upon which is perched an owl.
    There are four obvious exits: out, church, post and guild
Shining brightly like sunlight inside my mind ... Merlyn the Mage Lord (benevolent).
->> Merlyn says: jessica, I need to go talk to someone

say OK k
You say: Ok

->> say Goodbye.
say I'll be back later.
em winks at you and with Merlyn kisses you.
that You say: Goodbye.

->> disappears.
quit
Merlyn says: that was very good

You say: I'll be back later.

->> Merlyn says: please do come back sometime

Jessica-->winks at you and with that disappears.
->> Merlyn kisses you.
drop: A bouqet of roses.
You don't want to do that!
As you drop the Friendship Bracelet, its vibrant colors
fade until it is gone.  Too bad you have no more friends.
Saving Jessica.
Connection closed by foreign host.
Yes, master->exit
Yes, master->
script done on Mon Oct  5 16:20:11 1992