HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jeff@archone.tamu.edu (Jeff Raymond)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: GWM seeks friendship....
Date: 15 Dec 1992 08:16:43 GMT
Organization: College of Architecture, Texas A&M University
NNTP-Posting-Host: archone.tamu.edu
Keywords: freshmen,pinheads,morons

In article <msluyter.724395783@ponder> msluyter@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Michael Sluyter) writes:
>
>For those of you who haven't figured it out, this posting was a joke.  A
>friend left himself logged in accidentally, and another friend and I
>maliciously posted this article.  (For which we apologize publicly).  
>
>Mike Sluyter &
>Ben Madison
>

Oh, good one, guys.  Terrifically clever, and highly original too.  I guess
I'd like to know what makes this "joke" funny in the first place -- is it
the fact that there are people who are gay, and they, like anybody else,
might be interested in establishing friendships and relationships?  Or is 
it perhaps that your friend has friends (you) intellectually inactive 
enough to do something in the guise of humor that isn't really all that witty
in the first place?  And kudos for not only bashing your friend's orientation
but his race as well.  Grow up, guys; diversity isn't a bad thing.	

You do get full credit, though, for coming forward and apologizing.

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From: ahughes@jarthur.claremont.edu (The Fool)
Subject: Re: Picky....
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 23:35:40 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.212944.25855@emr1.emr.ca> gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns) writes:
>In article <kgrant.724537444@cunews> kgrant@alfred.carleton.ca (Ken Grant) writes:
>>likely I would come across as a snob, asshole, condescending,
>>intimidating, full-of-himself, make-you-feel-like-shit bastard etc.
>
>	WOW!  I'm *NOT* the only one!   Cooooooool!
>
>James
>
>p.s.  You forgot saccharine, simpering and amoral!


Amoral? Amoral's no fun! Much more fun to be *immoral*! That way the morality 
police type people always come running around to try to change you, but being 
a properly twisted, immoral person you can find this highly amusing and laugh
at hem. Plus, having a nice twisted set of ethics, you don't have to worry 
about suddenly feeling the need to eat them. :)

				The Fool
				    ;-)
From: gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai's Return!
Date: 19 Dec 92 04:47:09 GMT
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)

j_babylo@oz.plymouth.edu (Jessica L. Babylon) writes:
>In article <1992Dec18.210837.24460@netcom.com> gerg@netcom.com (Greg Andrews) writes:
>>mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>>>
>>>What's this I hear it through the grapevine that you have elected a new
>>>"net.godess" not that I ever really wanted the title and I did renounce it 
>>              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>but I get flamed to death about it and I hear that you've elected a new one!
>>>C'mon guys that's not fair. 
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>
>>Nothing like a little self-contradiction to round off the week, eh, Rai?
>>
>
>Ah, finals week is almost over and my brain cells are fried but
>good.Sigh. So forgive me for being a dork but who is this new
>net.goddess you all have elected?Just wondering, flame if appropriate.
>

Nah. Just a leftover tidbit from the old Soviet Disinformation campaigns.

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From: gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns)
Subject: Re: talk to me
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 15:10:41 GMT

In article <Dec17.020101.46963@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> hexonxon@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Goldstein) writes:
>In article <1992Dec16.162817.2504@emr1.emr.ca> gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie Gairns) writes:
>>>whatever happened to kajagoogoo?
>>	Isn't that a breakfast spread (like peanut butter, Nutella or
>>	some sort of jam ?) to be drunk with coffee (preferrably Gin!)
>No you hosehead, it isn't a spread, eh?

	Good deductive work, Einstein.  Love ya!  MEAN IT!!

James
From: shane@hisfood.Corp.Sun.COM ( Shane Brandon White )
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Ladies in the home
Date: 11 Dec 1992 23:51:35 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer
Distribution: world
Reply-To: shane@hisfood.Corp.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: hisfood.corp.sun.com


	I am sure all you men  have figured it out by now that all women really want it to be secure 
with one man, be a housewife and make babies.  If anyone tells you otherwise they are either lying or 
confused.  I'm willing to bet that most of you "Ladies" on this net are really men just trying to get the men 
excited.  I doubt that there is even one real woman on this net.  
	The woman's place is in the home.  If all the women would stop complaining about equal pay 
and start working  as hard and as well as men then maybe they would get equal pay.  All their complaining is 
what put our country's economy in the shape it is in.
	At any rate, if there ARE any real women on this net, I hope you get a decent man who 
understands you and is willing to let you be what you are...a woman.


Shane
From: bramson@psy.psych.nova.edu (Jennifer Bramson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Ladies, a question for you!!!
Date: 11 Dec 92 19:59:11 GMT

RAP115@psuvm.psu.edu (Robbie Po) writes:

>How many of you feel threatened to walk home alone at say 1:00 A.M. in the
>morning or so?  And, if yes, how does that make you feel?  I just finished
>my computer assignment now at about 3:00 A.M., and I'll tell you it would
>upset me greatly not being able to walk back to my apartment without feeling
>worried.
>** R.P **

That all depends.  If it's 1:00 a.m. on a Saturday night and I'm walking down
a populated, well-lit street, no problemo.  But if it's Tuesday night, with only
the occasional straggler walking down a dark alley -- who wouldn't have the
willies?  But I ALWAYS carry my keys inhand when I walk from a building to my
car.  

I'm not conscious of being afraid most of the time.  And my precautionary
behaviors are mostly reflexes at this point.  But I do periodically get that
uncomfortable twinge when I hear footsteps behind me that seem too close, too
fast, or whatever.

The reality is, we live in a dangerous world.  Even living on a campus on the
top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere for four years (Colgate University,
Hamilton, NY) was no guarantee of safety.  We can't walk around constantly
vigilant, expecting people to jump out from corners with our bodies poised to
fight or flee 24 hours a day 7 days a week.  Many women are raised to act in
a self-defensive manner from day one -- so we're not always worried...just
prepared.

And don't kid yourself, I know plenty of men who've been attacked.

Cripes, now I'm terrifying myself.  Sorry if I've spooked you.


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Jennifer Bramson			"Glitty glot gloopy
Center for Psychological Studies	libby labby looby
Nova University				la la la lo lo..."
bramson@psy.psych.nova.edu		-- courtesy of HAIR
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From: deb@spectra.eng.hawaii.edu (David Barrett)
Subject: Re: Ladies in the home
Organization: University of Hawaii, Dept. of Electrical Engineering
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 00:05:21 GMT

In article <liiac7INNmvq@jethro.Corp.Sun.COM> shane@hisfood.Corp.Sun.COM writes:
>
>	I am sure all you men have figured it out by now that all women really 
> want it to be secure with one man, be a housewife and make babies.  If anyone
> tells you otherwise they are either lying or confused.  I'm willing to bet 
> that most of you "Ladies" on this net are really men just trying to get the 
> men excited.  I doubt that there is even one real woman on this net.  
>	The woman's place is in the home.  If all the women would stop 
> complaining about equal pay and start working as hard and as well as men then
> maybe they would get equal pay.  All their complaining is what put our 
> country's economy in the shape it is in.
>	At any rate, if there ARE any real women on this net, I hope you get a 
> decent man who understands you and is willing to let you be what you are...
> a woman.
>
>
>Shane Brandon White
>


With great pleasure I relay the following response sent to me by mistake from
a person in Cambridge, England:

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l am sure all you women have figured it out by now that all MEn really want 
is to be secure with one woman, be a macho pig and masterbate. If anyones 
tells you otherwise they are lying or confused. l'm willing to bet that most 
of you "MEN" on this net are really telling women trying to get them 
disinterested and unexcited. l doubt there is even a real man on this network! 
The mans place is in the kitchen.  If all men would stop complaining about 
women being superior and work harder to achieve a little more credibiltiy, 
women wouldn't put them down so much. All their stupidness and greediness 
and perversions have made this country what it is today. At any rate, if 
there ARE any real men on this network, l hope you get a decent woman though 
by the messages that are sent via this net(l doubt any decent woman would 
respond) she would need a hell of a lot of patience, understanding and above 
all no self-esteem or self worth. 

A woman.					as121@cus.cam.ac.uk

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From: jmemon@shearson.com (Janine Memon)
Subject: Re: SWF wants ROMANTIC SWM
Organization: Lehman Brothers, NY
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 17:51:13 GMT

In article <Bz6v2C.1vq@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu> gdnikoli@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Greg Nikolic) writes:
>>Basically, I'm not desperate or even shy or lonely, I'm just looking for guys 
>>who I don't think exist anymore:  ROMANTICS.  My name is Karin.  I'm 18 and go
>>to Duke (North Carolina for those of you who don't know).  I'm 5'0", have blond
>>hair and brown eyes, and I'm really cute.  I don't usually have trouble meeting
>>guys, even nice guys, but most of the guys I meet don't know how to be romantic.
>Let's turn this posting and look at it from the other, equally stereotypical,
>way. It's kind of amusing:
>
>>Basically, I'm not desperate or even shy or lonely, I'm just looking for guys
>>who I don't think exist anymore: ROMANTICS. My name is Karin. I'm 18 and go 
> 
>Basically, I'm not desperate or even shy or lonely, I'm just looking for girls
>who I don't think exist hardly: SEX MANIACS. My name is John Doe. I'm 18 and go 
>
>>to Duke (North Carolina for those of you who don't know). I'm 5'0", have blond
>>hair and brown eyes, and I'm really cute. I don't usually have trouble meeting
>
>to Duke (North Carolina for those of you who don't know). I'm 6'0", have blond
>hair and brown eyes, and I'm really cute. I don't usually have trouble meeting 
>
>>guys, even nice guys, but most of the guys I meet don't know how to be romantic
>
>girls, even hot girls, but most of the chicks I meet don't know how to be wet,
>totally wild nymphomaniacs with a constant lust for all kinds of sex, and the
>irresistable urge to experiment with me and only me. Well, maybe with my other
>girlfriends too. 
>
>>Anyone who might have a clue about how to treat women feel free to give me some
>>hope in the male race.  My e-mail address is klichtma@acpub.duke.edu for anyone
>>interested.  
>
>Anyone who might have a clue about how to treat men feel free to give me some
>hope in the female race. My e-mail address is stud@acpub.duke.edu for anyone
>interested.
>
>>					Karin  :)
>                                     John Doe  ?;^)
>
>To be honest, this posting irritated the fuck out of me. The GUY has to be Mr
>Perfect Romantic, the GUY has to do everything right, the GUY is so lucky to 
>have the privilege of going out with this Karin chick. HE has to set up the
>dinners, arrange the interesting evenings, plan the moonlit walks and basically
>arrange the whole fucking thing while she sits on her ass and tags along,
>participant in a romantic adventure she had nothing to do with creating. Why?
>Because she was born with a nice pair of tits, a pretty face and manages to
>stay moderately slim by a genetic accident of metabolism. Whatever.
>

My, aren't we just a little bitter :)
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From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Rai's Return!
Date: 19 Dec 92 21:56:34 -0600
Distribution: world
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1992Dec19.165411.26051@mtu.edu>, bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon) writes:
> In article <1992Dec18.090713.4692@memstvx1.memst.edu> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>>In article <1992Dec17.214503.15843@bcrka451.bnr.ca>, bbooth@bnr.ca (Bradley Booth) writes:
>>Oh it's goin so sweet!!!!!!!!!
> 
> yay!!
> did you get the car thing taken care of?
> 
Now that you remind me, anyone with a good used car lying around...

_______________________________________________________________________________

"Damn, I wish I was your lover,                          R A I
I'd rock you till the daylight comes                Raina Weinberg
make sure you are smiling and warm,          _Memphis State University_
I am everything tonight I'll be your              Memphis, Tn USA
mother do such things to ease your pain
free your mind and you won't be the         MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
same."   Sophie B. Hawkins
_______________________________________________________________________________
                                                             
>>Rai.
>>_____________________________________________________________________________
>>"Wanna be impulsive, reckless..."           	R A I
>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> 
> it's certainly much more fun than spending your life locked at home!
> 
> -bacon
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From: ap.1347@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Anybody (GM) in Seattle?
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.1347@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 18:38:11 GMT
X-Iso: GM

Looking for an attractive eligible Seattle/Puget Sound guy 
[twenty-something] on the net.  If you're here, how about let's get 
together at the smoke/alcohol free Rose Bud on Pike for some soy milk 
hot chocolate for me or a latte esspresso for you, good conversation, 
and some lounging on that great "grandma" furniture?!  Or maybe we go 
to a Thunderbird game, or some classical concert in Meany Hall (rubbing 
our toes together in the dark).  Maybe Jazz Alley's a place you've 
wanted to go, but had no one to go with (me too).  Do you think about 
siting in church with your guy, being "with your 'babe'" around 
friends/family?  How about walking along Elliott Bay, or the waterfront 
in Kirkland at sunset?  What about a friendly game of basketball, 
racquetball?  Perhaps, if things go right, someday we might even escape 
our house to snuggle in our sleeping bag (singular) on the Washington 
Coast, along the Columbia, or up in the Olympics.

I'm really turned on by guys 5'6"- 5'9" with some meat on their bones, 
or clean cut dark-skinned guys (tanned/natural).  But looks aren't the 
end all!  LET'S WRITE, and set a date!


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From: xor@clotho.acm.rpi.edu (Joe Schwartz)
Subject: Billy Crystal seeks SWF
Organization: The Voice of Fate
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 09:26:33 GMT

Some people say I look like Billy Crystal.  About half of these people
will say, "I bet you wish you had his money."  To this I silently reply,
"No, I wish I had Meg Ryan."

Personally, I don't think there's much of a resemblance.  It must be the
curly dark hair, or maybe it's the way my eyes look when I smile.  Who knows?

Anyway, I've been trying to find that special lady, and not having much
luck.  I'm a 27-year-old professional codesmith (software craftsman),
and I take great pride in my work.  I want to find a woman who makes me
feel as comfortable and as confident as I feel when I'm programming.

Sounds pretty geeky, huh?  I'm serious.  Maybe you know that rush you
get when everything clicks into place, and the Perfect Algorithm magically
crystallizes before you.  Falling in love feels the same way, because it's
just another way of recognizing beauty.

I bought a new silk tie today.  I'm always on the lookout for new ties,
and this one caught my eye immediately.  It's a knockout, drop-dead,
instant favorite.  It felt SO good to buy that tie, it just clicked.
I want to meet someone just as beautiful, whose thoughts and emotions
seize my heart in the same way.

Well, I'm beginning to suffer from metaphor overload, so I'd better
wrap this up.  Most of the guys here will tell you that they're caring,
honest, and intelligent.  I'm no different.  But I probably look a little
more like Billy Crystal than they do, so if that appeals to you, drop
me a note.  Maybe you're the Meg Ryan that I'm looking for.
-- 
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MapInfo Corp.
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From: redman@selway.umt.edu (Punya J C M Poesthe'umouruss-Sujjestchun)
Subject: Alert!!!RAH135@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
Followup-To: who cares
Keywords: be wary all ye who enter there
Organization: University of Montana
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 05:54:11 GMT

Okay boys and girls.  Here's the scoop.  We all know what's been
happening at a certain Penn State terminal by a certain someone who's
name begins with an R, ends with an H, and in the middle is an A.
This person(s) had problems keeping her account out of her supposed
boyfriends hands.  Remember the two ads the alleged lascivious
non-gentleman posted.  Maybe I don't have to tell you to be wary but I
got a response to my add a little while ago that definitely made me
wonder.  Anyway if that mail is from the real RAH then you have no
stamina and no stomach.  If that was her, again here I must say
alleged, boyfriend because we shall never no if it wasn't one guy or
one girl all along, then I hope his nuts roast over an open fire this
fair christmas.
	I finely get an intelligent response to an ad and then I got
fucked RAH.  I have no time for inscincerity in a world that holds
inscincerity as an ideal.  

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	The man sits there hammering away at the addition his wife has
been begging him for for the last two years.  Hammering away.  The
hammer swings in its arc striking the nails harder as he remembers the
griping tone of his wife and their little son parroting her.  The
hammer comes down harder with each swing and he starts to imagine her
shrunken form dancing on the head of the nails he hits.  Sees the
blood splatter as he hits again. And again. Over and over.  He
watches the hammer come down harder.  Hurtling.  Smashing....
	Smashing his FINGER.  "FUCKKK-MEEEEE-RAAAAWW!"  the man
bellows, nearly losing his balance on the ladder.  He stands there,
face red, for fifteen minutes.  Eyes closed.
	From below he hears his son say, "Daddy, who's Me-RAH?"
                                                          ^^^
	"Wait right there son," he says as he picks up the hammer and
smiles, "I'll be right down to show you and your mother."
					This is copywritten material
					reprinted with permission of
					the author who wishes to
					remain unnamed.
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From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Puter
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:25:47 GMT

 <TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu> (Todd the dotT) does his Jekyll/Hyde thingy...

|I believe the comment you are refering to is not one that puts down gays.
|It was not ment to.  If you thought it was then you are even more remedial
|than I though!

Yeah, I guess you're right. How could I have been so mistaken? In no way
could...
	"...as you suck on your daddy's infected (penis) like the AIDS
infected, diseased faggot you are..."

	... be mistaken as a "put down" on gays.

Hypocrite.

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
Courage is the mastery of fear -- not the absence of fear.	-- Mark Twain
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From: an694@anon.penet.fi
Subject: SWM 32 likes that cadillac ride
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 22:21:34 GMT

Attractive swm iso soft, curvy, widebody. Prefer woman open to new and
different experiences.
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From: weekslb@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Weeks)
Subject: Re: I want a nice girl (2)
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 02:44:32 GMT

jcburt@gatsibm.larc.nasa.gov () once wrote: 
> Ahhhh....vulgarity, the last refuge of the incompetent...perhaps you
> could learn from Jessica the art of verbal repartee...you know, the
> art of cutting someone to bits without uttering a single word that is
> commonly accepted as vulgar...

Art? You call her posts art? A "flame" such as hers does nothing but
stir the emotions, and cause more irrational flames. An artist would
construct a rational argument, and calmly present it in such a way as
to be rather irrefutable. An artist would not descend to childish
name-calling, attacks on personal characteristics and other sad
constructions they believe to be rhetoric, as these Usenet "flamers"
seem to do. No, if you wish to find someone who exhibits the "art of
verbal repartee" you will need to look elsewhere. Rhetoric is a rare
art today. I can't claim to possess it, and this Jessica person
*certainly* has no justification to do so either.

Larry
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dev@ecn.purdue.edu |  with my life your right to say it." -- Voltaire
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