HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: short confession
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 04:47:26 GMT

David DiGiacomo (dd@adobe.com) wrote:
: In article <1992Oct9.210059.29160@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark.
: Gooley) writes:
: >First time I ever heard of the Ramones was on talk.bizarre.
: >
: >I don't think I've ever heard of them elsewhere.  Not that I can
: >recall, anyhow.
: 
: It's not that you don't hear of them, it's just that it doesn't make an
: impression on you -- because you haven't had sex.  Once you've lost your
: virginity you'll at least be able to perceive the Ramones.
: 
: If you ever become sexually experienced, you'll hate them.

Then why don't I like them?  Or is sexual experience a sufficient, but not
necessary, condition?

(One-woman man, virgin 'til marriage.)

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"I'm a few bricks short of a load, but a full load always hurt my back."
   ---Barenaked Ladies
Current Album--Kim Mitchell:Rockland
Current Read--Robert A. Heinlein:Job: A Comedy of Justice
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: Ginsberg
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 12:15:56 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.004353.18184@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>Me, I think he's a third-rate hack treasured not for any inherent talent
>but just because he's a countercultural icon.

"Please, Master,
 Bend me over the desk and"
et cetera.

Third - rate hack. Bleh.

>Mark., that felt good
>gooley@netcom.com

Good? You don't know the half of it

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Subject: Re: The Printer
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 04:43:26 GMT

At microport we named the apple laserwriter 'godot'.


I claim that the best name space is human body parts.

You see, a good name space has several characteristics:

	1) The words are short.  Heart liver spleen finger toe ...

	2) You know how to spell them even if you're a lousy
	speller, because they've been drummed into your head
	over your entire lifetime.  Hart livver splene finggger to...
	Everyone knows how to spell them.

	3) There are lots of them, so you don't run out when
	your 23rd SUN workstation comes in.

	4) It is heirarchically structured.  You can
	have the hardware engineers as 'facial parts', the 
	software engineers as 'organs', the technical
	support people as 'limbs', and the management
	as 'gonads'.

Plus, you have an excuse for ordering a "Visible Man" doll 
from a collectibles store.  I had one as a kid, but it's gone now.

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: direct quote
Date: 10 Oct 1992 08:07:23 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Oct9.154212.10926@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix (greg Nowak) writes:
*}You goober.  There isn't a single group in the world that does a sit-down
*}show.  The seats are there just so you have a place to sit and pass the
*}time before the show, so you'll you'll be well rested for when the real
*}action starts.
*
*SHIT! Then what happened to the FLOOR???

Floor?  Come now, greg, we are adults.  We sit in seats.

*greg., Mark is the only one allowed to call me "goober"

Membership has its privileges.


Mark "Just don't call him 'gweggie-monster'" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: C'mon, Alfvaen
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 04:56:21 GMT

Wetback With Heartburn (echeverr@scf.usc.edu) wrote:
: 
:When is your "Current Read" going to be 'Huey Hamster and the Gooey Kablooie'?

Maybe when I read it to my kids every night.

Contingent on the arrival of kids, of course.

Although I did read the Wizard of Oz not that long ago...and Stuart Little is
coming up soon.  Have to get Charlotte's Web and Trumpet of the Swan sometime,
too.  And, of course, the complete works of Seuss.

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"If your breasts are too big, you will fall over.  Unless you wear a rucksack."
   --Ivor Cutler
Current Album--Kim Mitchell:Rockland
Current Read--Robert A. Heinlein:Job: A Comedy of Justice
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: direct quote
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 12:44:35 GMT

In article <1aqj9eINNnog@uwm.edu>, terri@csd4 (St Theresa of the Net) writes:

}"Mark, were you aware that the world is going to end on the 22nd?"


}"THE WORLD CAN'T END. I'VE GOT FRONT ROW TICKETS FOR THE RAMONES!"


Ummm, let me get this straight.


The RAMONES are doing a SIT-DOWN show??


o tempora, o mores...

--greg                                     greg@phoenix.princeton.edu

        "greg came here for doughnuts and the zoo. "
        --grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Date: 14 Oct 1992 04:32:13 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-19.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1992Oct13.202842.9487@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk  
writes:
> In article <9210122005.AA25629@prg.ox.ac.uk>, gj@prg.ox.ac.uk (Craig  
Shergold) writes:
> > Verbosity says it all.  What should I do about Jennifer?
> 
> I'm sorry, but Jennifer's with me now.
> 
> Jason

No she's not, she's with me!

--
Blah blah blah <-- More included text than original text
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jhughes@techbook.com (John Hughes)
Subject: Re: Der Kitty picks a new spot
Organization: Answerable Style Software
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 17:01:36 GMT

In article <1992Oct6.184931.19367@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>
>     You see, Der Kitty picks a new spot every three
>or four months.  All of a sudden she just wakes up
>one fine morning and decides that it's a good day to
>change spots, and then she moves to another spot.
>

The flea eggs started to hatch, right?


-- 
John Hughes                   Purgamentum init, exit pargamentum
jhughes@techbook.COM          Not affiliated with TECHbooks
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.chaki.chaki.chaki,alt.cascade
From: nking@unix1.tcd.ie (Nev's family recipe)
Subject: Re: freeze-dried gulliblity in plethora sauce
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 11:00:41 GMT

In <gunnarh.196.718903922@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:

>In article <1992Oct10.014226.27874@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
>>Subject: Re: freeze-dried gulliblity in plethora sauce
>>Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 01:42:26 GMT
>>In article <BvtrDI.Dxq@csc.liv.ac.uk> markr@csc.liv.ac.uk (Mark Rivers) writes:
>>>milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>>>gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>>>>>mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>>>>>schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>>>>>>carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>>>>>>>>gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
>>>>>>>>)I nipped into a handy brick wall and came out disguised as Aneurin
>>>>>>>>)Bevan, forgetting that he had been dead for some years.  
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I've always had a special place in my heart for the Japanese people.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I've always had a special place in my basement for Japanese people.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>I've always had a special place in my bed for Japanese women.
>>>>>
>>>>>I've always had a special place in my head for Japanese lobotomy.
>>>>
>>>>I've always had a special place in my workstation for Japanese electronics.
>>>> 
>>>I've always had a serious face hence my predisposition with Japanese frolics.
>>
>>I've always worn frilly lace since my expedition with Japanese alcoholics.
>>
>I've always blown my nose with shame since my New-Zealand trip with Japanese 
>politicians.
I've always shown my hose and came too quick with Japanese polygamians. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: My Usenet access is down...
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 23:31:08 GMT

In article <9210151843.AA04142@cutter.ssd.loral.com>, bard%cutter@ICARUS.SSD.LORAL.COM (J H Woodyatt) writes:
# ...for an indefinite period.

...which was in actuality relatively short -- but I was led to believe
otherwise.


[Very sorry for the inconvenience...  *not*.]

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

``Men who have no time to read should devote their time to reading
books of quotations.''
                                              -- Winston Churchill
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: weighted conservation of luck
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: every day in every way i love you more
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: hey 
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 18:19:59 GMT

i have come to a recent scientific conclusion regarding the conservation
of luck. unlike the conservation of mass/energy, the conservation of luck
is not complete and es actually biased. for instance, one may be having
excellent luck for a given time but eventually this will stop. if the
conservation of luck was complete one would expect that one would then
have some period of bad luck that does not have to be exactly equal to the
extent of bad luck since this is balanced over a very long time (a year).
this did not seem to hold true though in empirical studies. so, i decided
to make a formal study of the matter and found some interesting results.
luck is not totally conserved but one always seems, after a period of
good fortune, to have an even longer period of bad fortune. after studying
this phenomena in several subjects (biochem. grad students) it seems that
the good luck to bad luck ratio is, in reality, about 1:1.3. this leaves
an interesting conundrum, where is all the luck going? certainly not to
the irish. it is possible that grad. students were not the best subjects
since they are so dependent on luck and that perhaps a study of mormon (LDS)
housewives would be less biased (even though the god factor would have to
be included). i would propose that the luck is actually conserved but
decays into a for which we cannot yet assay. this form could be those long
periods of time where there is no bad luck or good luck but life just goes
on in a normal boring fashion. thus my need to study the LDS housewives.
as soon as this is accomplished i will publish the results. i would hope
that we may be able to control this decay process eventually and as such i
would get quite rich selling a luck preservative. 


 			 
		   NORMAL LIFE
			^
			|
			|   ----------->
       			LUCK 		BAD LUCK
			    <----     
			
			this is my luck energy flow chart. the length of
the arrow indicates the probability of the reaction moving in a that
direction. ciao etc.
--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
               me, last month when i had a cc.utah.edu acct.
From: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu (jeff vogel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My childhood memories.
Date: 7 Oct 92 19:52:21 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


This is another memory from my childhood. I grew up in Washington,
and loved making snowmen when it snowed. The problem was, it rarely
did. One winter my parents, noticing my sadness, went to the store and
bought several pounds of pure, snowy-white lard, and dumped it on
the lawn, and I made a little lard-man!

This became a family tradition, and we made up songs like

	Slimey The Lard-Man,
	Was an icky gooey ball,
	He was kinda white and kinda strange,
	And made of cholesterol,

and

	We three kings of orient are,
	Bearing lard in the trunk of our car,
	Broiling, frying,
	Veins are dying,
	No heart attacks so far.

And the great thing was, even when winter was over, the lard-man was still
there. But usually dogs ate him.

Maybe somebody could use something like this for a room in a haunted
house. Maybe a room with a 'hell' theme.

					- Jeff Vogel
					Rutgers Math
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Well......
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 18:49:44 GMT


Hey, wait! I recognize you!

Arent you the one i saw riding around campus with you and your buddies
leaning out the window, singing Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" at the
top of your voices? Or are you the one I overheard telling your buddie you
were gonna go home and play techmo bowl till you puked? Or were you the
bozo sitting behind the college republicans table, somehow calling clinton
a waffler with a straight face while wearing a bush button?

o, no matter. its just as long as you are one of these folks, i wont feel
so guilty about killing you.
From: reh3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (RYAN ELLIOT HOPE)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Date: 7 Oct 92 21:33:21 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Oct3.044845.22909@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>, aaron@loki (Aaron Hump
hrey) writes:
>Jeff Carroll (jcarroll@ferris.cray.com) wrote:
>: In article <1aef2mINN1dh@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Death
less) writes:
>: >In article <annie.0352@canetoad.UUCP> annie@canetoad.UUCP (Annie) writes:
>: >*   I hate my job
>: >*   My job I hate
>: >*   If things don't change, I'll
>: >
>: >Masturbate?
>: >Defenstrate?
>: >Titrate (those nitrates)?
>: >Celebrate?
>:
>: fornicate.
>
>Mediate?
>Try not to hate?
>
>--
>---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
>"And when the thunder breaks, it breaks for you and me."
>   ---This Mortal Coil
>Current Album--She's Having A Baby Soundtrack
>Current Read--Nicole Luiken:Running On Instinct
>
Have you guys ever heard the poem "College"?
-- 

   -i may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least i'm enjoying the ride.
                                               ***********
                                               *Ryan Hope*
                                               ***********
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Eggs")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: copyright violation, part iii
Date: 13 Oct 92 20:44:35 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Distribution: na
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu's message of 12 Oct 92 13:17:16 GMT


I think about this kind of thing going into the archives, and it sort of
reminds me of Strom Thurmond reading the Washington, D.C. telephone book
into the _Congressional Record_. 
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 11:56:51 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

two in one really.

first i was thinking "hell, i wonder what it would be like
to date a woman who snorts loudly and a lot, rolls weekly in a tub
of pig-lard, and who flicks boogers at the walls."

then i realised (having been expat so long) that i'd forgotten
my native slang for "boogers".
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: <.,.,.>
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 00:56:48 GMT


What's that ringing in your ear???

Perhaps the cheap shoephone you got along with last years subscription
to Sports Illustrated.  

Fallen asleep on the phone, woken by its foul screaming chirp.
Sent into surrogate senility by a silly telephone solicitor.

Or is it, perhaps, the sound of one hand masturbating, rubbing a tired
washed-up organ with a sweaty squeak in oblivious self-coital
subconscious habit.

Or the red red blood gushing through those teeny tiny capillaries,
their paths congested by layers of cholesteric kroovy-constricting
crud.

Those pernicious thoughts inflate your brain into wakeful reality, or
at least this working version of it.  But why were you asleep with the
phone propped against your head?

	< in a different section of your tape loop you would have
	thought of your son, dead by his own hand, and the emptiness
	would have gasped and wheezed inside your soul>

You cannot recall.

You dress for work.  The car doesn't start.  You check under the hood
and a large grinning skull asks for a lollipop.  Some part of you
protests briefly, then you reach into your briefcase and proffer
the bribe.  

The car starts up with a slight clattering sound.  

'Gotta check those ligaments,' you think as you pull into the bright
blue asphalt.

--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"
					-R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
From: millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: !! DYING BOY TRYING TO BREAK RECORD - PLEASE READ !!
Date: 12 Oct 92 19:54:03 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Computer Science Department

In article <1992Oct12.123316.15027@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
> millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller) writes:
>>This is the first line of the worlds longest cascade.
>Fuck your mama, asshole, the pussy eater bitch.

Yes! That's the spirit!

-- 
 _____________________________________________________________________________
|                                                                             |
| "Nuke the unborn gay whales!" |  millerje@cs.colostate.edu  |  Jeff Miller  |
|_____________________________________________________________________________|
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: js2061@andy.bgsu.edu (jim )
Subject: COLLEGE BOY HAS SEX WITH GRANNY
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: BGSU
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 18:26:06 GMT

> Hey ev'ry-body!  Bubba McCoy specializes in the obscene and horrific.  You're all linked to Mr. Sleeze of the 20th cetury.  You name it,...I've done it, and if I haven't yet I will tomorrow!  Yes indeed!!! I am the only one I know who can say I fucked my grandmother.  She was dead when I fucked her but still fresh!  She had just died in my apartment from a terminal illness and I copulated with her before rigormortis set in and held her in his deathly grasp!!!  Talk about a cold clit!!!! you want more sto






ries?  Let's talk!!! I'll tell you about the time I fucked a chicken behind Drug Mart!  
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 18:42:17 GMT

In article <1992Oct15.014515.22787@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> cmeadows@nyx.cs.du.edu (Chris Meadows) writes:
>In article <ivy.718418554@camelot> ivy@camelot.bradley.edu (Ivelisse Atil
>s) writes:
>>In <jeffv.718315605@physics.ubc.ca> jeffv@physics.ubc.ca (Jeff Vavasour)
>writes:
>>
>--
>---Chris Meadows  CHM173S@SMSVMA or CMEADOWS@NYX.CS.DU.EDU

	KEEP THIS CRAP OUT OF TALK.BIZARRE. WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT.
--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
						          "React with this!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems
From: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Subject: Re: stopping the plague
Originator: news@nimaster
Reply-To: greg@phoenix (greg Nowak)
Organization: Baguette Research Systems Inc.
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:37:30 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.072903.13144@news.Hawaii.Edu>, rigler@galileo (80 Hours) writes:


}	What I'm trying to say is:  You're boring, Greg.  You don't need to 
}tell us the sky is blue over and over again.  Why not tell us something we
}don't know because we never thought of it (because it's not even conceivable)?
}We're here to blow off steam because its the only place on Earth you can do 
}it without getting your ear pinched by your mother or Tipper Gore.


Oh GOODY. Can we go back to talking about ABORTION now?

}                  "I flamed Greg Nowak"  <--->  "I shot Jesse James"

This is a CLUE. This is a genuine CLUE. Had this been a test...


                                 greg
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:34253 alt.dreams:3415
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.dreams
Subject: Re: Recurring Dream
Date: 15 Oct 92 12:36:36 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
:
|I am suffering from a recurring dream.
:
|As I smile, several teeth drop out of my head.  They just fall out [...]

Martin Amis' "Dead Babies" isn't your bedtime read is it?

Segueing into my own recurring yet context dependent dream: back in the
days of my XSO, I'd have dreams of a carnal nature involving her and
her best friend - not menage-a-trois-style, more polyamorous, ie first
one then the other and then a period of trying to decide which one. It
all ends in a blur in which I cannot distinguish one from the other.
Now, with my current SO, I recently had a similar dream which involved
her and my brother's wife. Do these dreams betray something about my
attitude to relationships that I should know?

Tx. [or more importantly, that my SO should know or not know?]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: driving tips
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:08:08 GMT
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom

Obey the person in charge of the animals.

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
From: larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Fast Food Fantasy
Distribution: world
Date: 13 Oct 92 21:44:51 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love


There, in my room, was a giant squid!  It gave me a quarter pounder
and said unto me "Blorch!  I'm looking for that butthead blorch!  Have
you perchance seen it?"

I asked the squid why it wanted to find the blorch.

"Because he has my McDonaldland chocolaty-chip cookies!  I will kill
that bedamned blorch!"

Just then the blorch came a-creepin' out from under my bed, and
exclaimed in a raspy voice "Hey, they were pretty nasty anyway!"

So the squid forgave him for nicking them, and the two rode off into
the sunset leaving me with a cold quarter pounder, a lot of crumbs,
and a beautiful memory.

--
...uunet!canetoad!larne                          canetoad!larne@uunet.uu.net
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Carraso's Steve Martin-Like Angst (Re: SHORT SHAMEFUL MORRISSEY)
Date: 12 Oct 92 12:56:14 GMT
Followup-To: comp.sys.amiga,ba.rumor
Organization: University of Virginia

> rdc@netcom.com (Carasso) writes:
>
>today i saw morrissey in concert at the hollywood bowl.
>that would have been enough for anyone, but my exciting life brings me more.
>for lunch i ate at a bar and grill in westwood and 
>the guy at the 
>next table 
>over 
>was...
>...doogie houser.
>
>

More posts like this, roger, and we'll tie you up and force you to watch
LA Story again and again and again and again.

did you get a colonic irrigation yesterday too?