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From: bsmith@osf.org (Bruce Smith)
Subject: There once was a man from...
Originator: bsmith@serverx.osf.org
Organization: Open Software Foundation
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 19:48:43 GMT

Saw a guy yesterday with a t-shirt proclaiming "I'm the man from Nantucket."
Maybe I should have asked for a demo!

Bruce Smith

Xref: sparky alt.sex:14973 rec.humor:16626 rec.humor.d:1501
From: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Date: 17 Apr 92 15:16:16 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

>>>>>>> Suggestion: alt.cascade, or possibly rec.humor.cascade.
>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>> Many Lakers.
>>>>>Stinky Bakers.
>>>>Sorry Fakers.
>>>Wimpy Lakers?
>>Plenty o' Quakers
>poor pun makers !
Sexless Shakers.

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From: macster@IASTATE.EDU (Michael C Mccarty)
Subject: Re: uNusuAl plAceS to dO IT!!
Reply-To: macster@IASTATE.EDU (Michael C Mccarty)
Organization: Iowa State University
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 03:40:36 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.184819.11863@wam.umd.edu>, gumby@next02cville.wam.umd.edu
(Daniel David Reynolds) writes:
> In article <1992Apr13.134925.65637@research.ptt.nl>  
> willegen@research.ptt.nl writes:
> > In article <1992Apr9.225040.24518@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>,  
> jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer) writes:
> > > 
> > > 
> > > What was the craziest place you have ever done IT?  Or heard about?
> > > 
> > >                  [...stuff deleted...]> 
> How about a movie theater when there is no one else there, but the movie  
> is playing?  A short skirt on her part helps.
> 
> -Gumby

	Oh c'mon... I used to work in a movie theater in Boston MA, and it seemed like
weekly you could find an assortment of used rubbers up in the back rows of the
larger theaters.  No big deal, happens all the time.

				Mike

P.S.  My old roommate claimed to have done it with his girlfriend on a wooden
bridge in a city park at 3 AM in a heavy downpour.  I don't know, but I've been
told...
From: matth@wheaton.edu (Matthew Hayward)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: request
Date: 8 Apr 92 01:53:59 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Wheaton College

Could the person who posted the 4 practical jokes series please repost them,
I need them desprately ( I'm going on a trip with 30 of my classmates and
I'm sure they will be in great demand) please post them ( my email is messed
up) Thanx in advance
C you l8r.
From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Date: 15 Apr 92 13:35:00 GMT
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

In article <1992Apr13.151729.2934@vax.muskingum.edu>, geschwent@vax.muskingum.edu writes:
>> Anyway . . .I'll go first with:
>> 
>>                   ==========================
>> 
>>        "How come we park on driveways and drive on parkways?"
>> 
>> . . . and the venerable "Military Intelligence".
>> 
>>                    "Fast food is neither."
>> 
>>                       "Jumbo shrimp"
>> 
>>                        "Civil War"
>> 
>>                      "Final approach"
>> 
>> Okay, I know these are not original ... but I wanted to get this started.
> 
> I know the flames are going to come, but... 
> :-) 
> 			"Adult Male"   
> :-)
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From: so-pko@stekt1 (Pekka Koponen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Golf jokes
Date: 8 Apr 92 09:12:22 GMT
Organization: University of Oulu, Department of Electrical Engineering, Finland

I may regret this, but anyone with a good collection of golf jokes,
please mail them to me.  It seems that I have to make a speech which
I think might be well started with a golf joke.

BTW, nice thing with telling jokes from Playboy's latest issue in a
black tie party is that no one admits they have heard them before.

--Pekka (pronounce as 'pecker')
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From: phupf@cse.unl.edu (phil hupf)
Subject: Computer Jokes needed
Organization: University of Nebraska - Lincoln
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 20:46:40 GMT

Hi
 
My friend says he needs a list of computer jokes.  So If you could post, or repost I would be grateful.

Phillip Hupf

P.S. He says it is for extra credit.
P.S.S. Thanks in advance.
--
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the standard disclaimers.

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From: c60a-dy@amazon.Berkeley.EDU (Mikey likes it)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: copy followup
Organization: University of California, at Berkeley
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 21:30:30 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.142408.29167@rsd0.rsd.dl.nec.com> randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.135453.16728@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>>> Any takers?
>>>Many Lakers.
>>Danny is a faker.
>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
Who'd wanna take her?


Mikel B.
"I can't condone slapping women.  I can UNDERSTAND it, but I can't
 condone it." - in memory of the late great Sam Kinison.

						R.I.P.

>
>-- 
>- Randy Bullard  -    Dallas, TX randy@rss.dl.nec.com
>					  Home (214)750-4934
>					  Work (214)907-4463
>
>| Have you ever rubbed your thigh with number 10 sandpaper and     |
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From: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Reply-To: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 22:45:05 GMT


In a previous article, mparsons@fleming.iaims.bcm.tmc.edu (Mark Parsons) says:

>
>In article <1992Apr13.151729.2934@vax.muskingum.edu>, geschwent@vax.muskingum.edu writes:
>|> 
>|> I know the flames are going to come, but... 
>|> :-) 
>|> 			"Adult Male"   
>|> :-)
>|> -- 
>|> P.K.
>|> Geschwent@vax.muskingum.edu
>
>OK . . ..  
>
>	Women/Female drivers
>	Female engineer/scientist/you-add-your-favorite
>
>Back atcha P.K.!!!!!! ;-)
>-- 
>Mark A. Parsons
>mparsons@bcm.tmc.edu
>

Hello*  This is supposed to be fun and light-hearted and promoting
harmony among our fellows and understanding through humor (even
between the sexes if that's possible) and I'm going to be sick....


-- 
John Fischer        
Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
Cleveland, Ohio
jxf13@po.cwru.edu
From: dowd@wisper.com (Kevin Dowd)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Date: 8 Apr 92 00:09:06 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Wisper Technologies

I'm not a fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck figs till the fig plucker comes!
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From: rhatch@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Richard Hatch)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Date: 5 Apr 92 22:51:35 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

One from the Guiness Book:

   The sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick.

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From: c_caddy@oz.plymouth.edu (Cc)
Subject: Re: Jewish Jokes Wanted
Reply-To: c_caddy@oz.plymouth.edu (Cc)
Organization: Plymouth State College - Plymouth, N.H.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 00:48:17 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.230254.23166@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer) writes:
>
>In a previous article, marc@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (marc) says:
>
>>Does anyone out there have a list of jewish jokes?
>>

No JAP jokes, but one to go along with these.....

>
>         And, some Mexican jokes while we're at it . . .
>
>Q.  Why don't Mexicans have BBQ?
>A.  The beans keep falling through the grill.
>
>Q.  What is 5-miles long and goes 1/2 mile an hour?
>A.  A Mexican funeral procession with only one pair of jumper cables.
>
>Q.  What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
>A.  A bean dip.
>
>Q.  Why did they invent the low-rider?
>A.  So they can pick lettuce at 60-miles an hour.
>
>
 Q. Why did mexicans invent refried beans?

 A. Because they can't do anything right the first time.


-Cc
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From: tony@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us (Anthony Foglia)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Golf jokes
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 10:06:35 EDT
Organization: Princeton High School, Princeton, New Jersey

so-pko@stekt1 (Pekka Koponen) writes:
> I may regret this, but anyone with a good collection of golf jokes,
> please mail them to me.  It seems that I have to make a speech which
> I think might be well started with a golf joke.
> --Pekka (pronounce as 'pecker')
> -- 
> _____________________________________________________________________________
>    Pekka Koponen  	   puhelin                 E-Mail
>    41 Cambridge Road       koti: +44-223-420542    pekka@ntl02.decnet.nokia.f
>    Milton CB4 6AW          ty| : +44-223-423123

Mail them to me also.   tony@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us


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From: mitchell@seas.smu.edu (Gary Mitchell)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Organization: Brute Force Productions
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:39:02 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.142133.2228@acsu.buffalo.edu> v114nljy@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (DER FUSSBALLER) writes:
>
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>>>>>>>>Many Lakers.
>>>>>>>>>>>Danny is a faker.
>>>>>>>>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
>>>>>>>>>Yuck, may God take her.
>>>>>>>>Suck the blonde cake hair.
>>>>>>>Duck! a load of dripping Nair.
>>>>>>You assholes are not playing fair!
>>>>>Jim's asshole is getting excessive wear.
>>>>I'll cascade as much as a bloody well dare!
>>>Why are the lines getting closer to there? ----->
>>A Pie made from limes will likely make you gro hair.
>Why, at this time, would you decide to stop and stare??
Oh! I understand now! We're compiling a rhyming dictionaire!

Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: bagchi@eecs.umich.edu (Ranjan Drzzzzt!  Bagchi)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Organization: Recreational Creationists, Inc.
	<1992Apr15.041356.2410@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU>
	<1992Apr15.063952.4174@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 08:48:17 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.063952.4174@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> mcdougal@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jon . McDougal) writes:
>In article <1992Apr15.041356.2410@pasteur.Berkeley.EDU> c60a-dy@amazon.Berkeley.EDU (Mikey likes it) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr14.234356.16337@uwm.edu> alanchem@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan Scott Olson) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr14.225911.6014@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> constant@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Tino) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Apr14.205827.15626@colorado.edu> burtonr@qso.Colorado.EDU (Richard Burton) writes:
>>>>>gdkg1346@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gautham D. Kamath) writes:
>>>>>>randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>>>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>>>>>Many Lakers.
>>>>>>>>Danny is a faker.
>>>>>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
>>>>>>Yuck, may God take her.
>>>>>Suck the blonde cake hair.
>>>>Duck! a load of dripping Nair.
>>>You assholes are not playing fair!
>>Jim's asshole is getting excessive wear.
>I'll cascade as much as a bloody well dare!
Felch me Jesus, you don't belong up there!
--
Ranjan Bagchi:   Di.sigsgvirusuise                 bagchi@eecs.umich.edu
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From: adama@bmdhh68.bnr.ca (Adam Ashby)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:01:07 GMT
Organization: BNR Europe Ltd., Maidenhead, England


rec.humor

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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Date: 8 Apr 92 18:26:24 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>: >>Okay - here's one that I have *never* seen anyone be able to do.
>: >>			Toy Boat
>: >>Most people can't even say that twice in a row, slowly.

The best/worst ever still has to be 'Red leather, yellow leather'

Nomis.
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From: kuntal@algol.cs.umbc.edu (survivor)
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore Campus, Computer Science Department
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 13:57:36 GMT

In article <BAGCHI.92Apr15030636@sparky.eecs.umich.edu> bagchi@eecs.umich.edu (Ranjan Drzzzzt!  Bagchi) writes:
>In article <1992Apr15.063610.4048@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> mcdougal@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jon . McDougal) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr15.005701.3132@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> sdo@uiuc.edu writes:
>>>>>> Suggestion: alt.cascade, or possibly rec.humor.cascade.
>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>> Many Lakers.
>>>>Stinky Bakers.
>>>Sorry Fakers.
>>Wimpy Lakers?
>Plenty o' Quakers

poor pun makers !


kuntal

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From: gumby@next02cville.wam.umd.edu (Daniel David Reynolds)
Subject: Re: uNusuAl plAceS to dO IT!!
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 18:48:19 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.134925.65637@research.ptt.nl>  
willegen@research.ptt.nl writes:
> In article <1992Apr9.225040.24518@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>,  
jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer) writes:
> > 
> > 
> > What was the craziest place you have ever done IT?  Or heard about?
> > 
> > 1.  In an airplane bathroom.
> > 
> > 2.  Got caught once in the Swiss Alps by the damn army on maneuvers!
> > 
> > 3.  In a liquor store while they were open . . .
> > 
> >  . . . is this too weak?  Let's here it from the pros . . .
> > 
> > -- 
> > John Fischer        
> > Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
> > Cleveland, Ohio
> > jxf13@po.cwru.edu
> 
> Craziest place I done it must have been the bathtub
> 
> Craziest place I heard of was the train (details if wanted!)
>                   ^---- TRUE!!!, not me I didn't
> 
> Christ

How about a movie theater when there is no one else there, but the movie  
is playing?  A short skirt on her part helps.

-Gumby
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From: holland@access.digex.com (Brian Holland)
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, Maryland USA
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 13:51:51 GMT

Here's one that I have no problem with but my mom can't say:

	Unique New York
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From: gdkg1346@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Gautham D. Kamath)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: copy followup
Date: 14 Apr 92 20:19:35 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:

>In article <1992Apr14.135453.16728@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>>> Any takers?
>>>Many Lakers.
>>Danny is a faker.
>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
Yuck, may God take her.

Gautham Kamath  

No fancy sigs, so there!!!!
From: bbs-aphelps@jwt.UUCP (Austin Phelps)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Rats, AIDS, and Science
Date: 14 Apr 92 04:37:41 GMT
Organization: The Matrix

Reply: aphelps@vicstoy.UUCP

Here is another AIDS joke.

Why are the scientist having so much trouble with AIDS?

Can get the mice to butt-f$ck.

Austin C. Phelps                bbs-aphelps@jwt.UUCP

"Let History Never Forget the Name Enterprise" Yesterday Enterprise
From: hutto@skitzo.dseg.ti.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: uNusuAl plAceS to dO IT!!
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:31:21 CDT
Organization: Texas Instruments Component Test Facility

In article <1992Apr13.134925.65637@research.ptt.nl>, willegen@research.ptt.nl writes:
> In article <1992Apr9.225040.24518@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer) writes:
>> 
>> 
>> What was the craziest place you have ever done IT?  Or heard about?
>> 
[stuff deleted]

A year or two ago, a couple of DJ's in our area (Dallas, TX) asked this 
question and asked callers to respond and gave out prizes to some of the
better responses.  I didn't actually hear the show, but a good friend told 
me about a couple of the replies.  The ones I remember are:

1.  Inside the sign (I guess there was enough room) of a local brake repair
    shop which overlooked the freeway.

2.  (The best/worst)  Inside the baptistry of a church.  And if that's not
    sacreligious enough, he then added that it was done during the Sunday
    services - with the preacher's daughter!  The DJ called him "sick" and
    refused to give him a prize - I have to agree.

JR Hutto
Hutto@skitzo.dseg.ti.com
From: jmcdrmtt@unix1.tcd.ie (Sean P. McDermott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: TONGUE TWISTERS***
Date: 9 Apr 92 12:18:26 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

In <sprooney.702757584@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>: >>Okay - here's one that I have *never* seen anyone be able to do.
>>: >>			Toy Boat
>>: >>Most people can't even say that twice in a row, slowly.

>The best/worst ever still has to be 'Red leather, yellow leather'

>Nomis.

Or even 'Good blood, bad blood'.

Try saying it 10 times without saying 'blad' !

Also an old one:

'How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood ?'

'A wood-chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck,
		if a wood-chuck could chuck wood.'

SMcD.
From: unruley@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu (Kriss Boyce)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:54:18 GMT

Calvin Sutherland
calvin@cpsc.ucalgary.ca
sent me these:
 desk jockey
 seceret service

 kriss
 unruley@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu
From: geschwent@vax.muskingum.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS - Compiling a list
Date: 13 Apr 92 21:17:29 GMT
Organization: Muskingum College

> Anyway . . .I'll go first with:
> 
>                   ==========================
> 
>        "How come we park on driveways and drive on parkways?"
> 
> . . . and the venerable "Military Intelligence".
> 
>                    "Fast food is neither."
> 
>                       "Jumbo shrimp"
> 
>                        "Civil War"
> 
>                      "Final approach"
> 
> Okay, I know these are not original ... but I wanted to get this started.

I know the flames are going to come, but... 
:-) 
			"Adult Male"   
:-)


-- 
P.K.
Geschwent@vax.muskingum.edu
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From: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Subject: Blind Joke
Reply-To: jxf13@po.CWRU.Edu (John Fischer)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 18:55:10 GMT


Sorry if this is a repeat but it must be shared . . .

            Q.    Why don't blind people sky-dive?

            A.    It scares the shit out of the dog!



-- 
John Fischer        
Case Western Reserve University (yes, its a place!)
Cleveland, Ohio
jxf13@po.cwru.edu
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From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Keywords: copy followup
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:18:56 GMT
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada

In <1992Apr14.142408.29167@rsd0.rsd.dl.nec.com> randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard) writes:

>In article <1992Apr14.135453.16728@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, wooledge@ces.cwru.edu (Gregory Wooledge) writes:
>>>> Any takers?
>>>Many Lakers.
>>Danny is a faker.
>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
HELP! I've fallen and I CAN'T get up!!!!!!

Hey, who ever said I"m a poet? I'm a physicist dammit!!!
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From: v114nljy@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (DER FUSSBALLER)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:20:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41




>>>>>>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>>>>>>>Many Lakers.
>>>>>>>>>>Danny is a faker.
>>>>>>>>>Fuck Tammy Fay Baker.
>>>>>>>>Yuck, may God take her.
>>>>>>>Suck the blonde cake hair.
>>>>>>Duck! a load of dripping Nair.
>>>>>You assholes are not playing fair!
>>>>Jim's asshole is getting excessive wear.
>>>I'll cascade as much as a bloody well dare!
>>Why are the lines getting closer to there? ----->
>A Pie made from limes will likely make you gro hair.
Why, at this time, would you decide to stop and stare??
Xref: sparky alt.sex:14869 rec.humor:16584 rec.humor.d:1491
From: waisssa@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Sean Waiss)
Newsgroups: alt.sex,rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: (Don't) Re: KILL the CASCADE from HELL
Date: 16 Apr 92 20:28:50 GMT
Followup-To: alt.sex
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

>>>>>>>>> Suggestion: alt.cascade, or possibly rec.humor.cascade.
>>>>>>>>> Any takers?
>>>>>>>> Many Lakers.
>>>>>>>Stinky Bakers.
>>>>>>Sorry Fakers.
>>>>>Wimpy Lakers?
>>>>Plenty o' Quakers
>>>poor pun makers !
>>More fun with razors.
>Fire phasers!
Beam us all up Scottie, there is no real life down here.
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