HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: NEEDLE_NARDLE_NOO
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 23:03:18 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

IN TALK.BIZARRE lwsand03@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
)
)       *****************************************************
)       *            NUKE   THE   GAY    WHALES             *
)       *                   FOR    JESUS                    *
)       *****************************************************

Been there, done that.

Unless strongly objected to within 24 hours,
alt.nuke.gay.whales.jesus.tech will be created.

.
-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tolman%asylum.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Kenneth Tolman)
Subject: Reading notes
Date: 18 Aug 92 00:13:13 MDT
Organization: University of Utah, CompSci Dept

  There ought to be some newsgroup, somewhere, which if you post into you
are GUARENTEED to have someone read the message.

  How many messages have I written full of thought and wit, which 
dissapeared into the black hole of nonexistence because no one took the
time to read it?  There ought to be some counter sent back to you after a
month, telling you how many people at least glanced at a particular message.
That way, a special one, one which longed for attention, the one in which
you poured your guts out onto an unsuspecting world- that message would
be read and not lost forever as a meaningless piece of writing.

  Well, no one is reading this anyway, so I am going to go back to writing
this horrible paper for this god damned conference which forces you to
put the god damned margins at specific places and LATEX sucks shit.
If this fucking paper gets published it will be a miracle, I am telling ya.

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From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re:  X-Directory
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 14 AUG 92 13:15:48    

In article <1992Aug14.025721.26145@usenet.ins.cwru.edu>, al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes...

>In a previous article, gj@comlab.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) says:
>                                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>  Craig Shergold -- anagram
>*****************************
>    G., Roger's a child!!!
>*****************************

Dave, you got too much spare time on your hands.  (I suggest you buy a 
TV.)

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu

"Sometimes the magic works, sometimes it doesn't."
                    - The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: deane@mozart.ifa.hawaii.edu (Kimo Kanaka De'ane)
Subject: Re: The Toilet Revolution!/Revelation!
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 05:23:25 GMT

In article <BtA8AJ.1Cp@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>In article <Bt98BD.F3C@iat.holonet.net> cocoa@iat.holonet.net (little 'e') writes:
>>
>Once you have seen a member of the opposite sex brushing their teeth,
>all thoughts of lust go straight out the window.
>--scott

	Not so, Horatio!

	Depends on the size of the "equipment." 
	You see, few people brush in circles. Most brush side to side, or 
up and down. With a little enthusiasm, all sorts of lovely resonances come
to life. 


	Kimo "When the Red Red Robbin" De'ane

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: The Daily Struggle To Remain Under Quota
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 19 AUG 92 11:05:43    

In article <l9429bINNmkr@girtab.usc.edu>, rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes...

>This article is an uninteresting flame to a Bruin.  Skip it now if you think
>crosstown rivalries are a figment of the Republican Party's imagination.

>In article <1992Aug18.204058.11777@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>>You know, at UCLA, we don't have quotas . . . .
> 
>I didn't know UCLA had real computers.
> 
>5150
>or real students, for that matter.  why else would small jim be in the armed
>	forces?

No, no, no!  Try this, Ron:

When did UCLA start giving the janitorial staff access to computers?  
Does the navy know you're moonlighting?

John 'Innocent Bystander' Heim                     Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The talk.bizarre virtual orgy
Date: 19 Aug 92 19:03:28 GMT

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) says:
> 2. You must bring one (1) sex toy.

I will bring Yong-Mi.

ata boy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jrobbins@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (Jason Robbins)
Subject: new disney film
Originator: jrobbins@oahu.cs.ucla.edu
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 21:01:18 GMT


Here is my dyslexic intrepretation of that new disney film:

    Honey, I blew the kid

-jason
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: Fun things to do around campus
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 13 AUG 92 13:01:41    

>5150
>i just LOVE playing chicken with these tour guides

You better hope nobody from t.b ever gets a job as a USC tour guide.

John G. Heim                                 Email:  heim@macc.wisc.edu

"If there's something wrong with the computer, it's sophisticated diagnostics 
will notify you of the situation by assuming an appearance that, for the most
part, is dark and lifeless." - The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:25601 soc.culture.german:5577 rec.humor:25847
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.german,rec.humor
Subject: GERMAN CLASS
Date: 12 Aug 92 17:17:51 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.german,misc.test,rec.humor
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'


My girlfriend just told me that she took German in college to meet her
humanities requirement.  You'd think that German was the one subject
that wouldn't fulfill the humanities requirement.

.
-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Subject: Re: LSD: the early days
Organization:  University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center
Date: 13 AUG 92 12:52:52    

In article <l8k97eINNdpm@alcor.usc.edu>, rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes...

>anagram THIS, Polewka

I'm not Polewka but if I may...

THIS anagrams:
--------------
HIS T
'TIS H

and of course...

SHIT

JGH
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Recent Acquisitions
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 17:25:26 GMT


In 1989, I cut a demo tape for a band called _Bad Egg Salad_.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: lycra
Summary: loads of hot steamy sex
Keywords: vomit death bile fun
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 00:24:00 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

	i predict that one day all people will wear lycra at all times 
	to block out the excessive quantities of UV radiation beaming
       	upon this earth through our damned ozone depleted atmosphere.
	i also predict that it will not be too pretty to view. oh well.


()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: Labatts/Molsons up beer prices 2.5% because of wet Ontario s
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 15:39:52 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'

				   
			     NEWS FLASH!
			     NEWS FLASH!
			     NEWS FLASH!
				   
				   
		     CANADIAN USES FOUL LANGUAGE
			       I REPEAT
	     A CANADIAN WAS OBSERVED USING FOUL LANGUAGE



IN SOC.CULTURE.CANADA,CAN.POLITICS 
Bruce_Schuck@sfu.ca writes:
)
) ..just to stir up a little shit over their stupidity.

.
.
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____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Sound advice for your sanity
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 17:38:59 GMT

drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno) writes:
>schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) said: 
>-Whatever you do, don't get Brian Adams' song
>-"Everything I Do, I Do It for You" stuck in
>-your head.  Don't even think about it.  I mean
>-it!  Try to think of something else right now.
>-And definitely make sure you don't hum it to
>-yourself.  That would be disastrous.

>No problem.  If you never watched mtv you don't know it well enough to
>be stuck humming it.

How can a song that essentially has zero merits get so much airplay?

I guess for the same reason that Nike is coming out with hats that
have little pumps on them.

Nike Air Heads.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: useful tip
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 04:17:46 GMT
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation

Don't try to pick up women at a pre-pregnancy class.

Trust me on this one.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: eniac subscribers
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 04:35:23 GMT


In a previous article, rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Mejac is down.  Sorry for the delay.  Keep feeding each other.

 rissa@world.std.com -- anagram (@=a)
**************************************
  STORM D' WILD CARASSO !!!!!!!!!
**************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: say YES to drugs
Organization: counting 1,2,3,beep,beep,beep,beep
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 19:11:14 GMT

In article <v73mw2j.richh@netcom.com> richh@netcom.com (richh) writes:
>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] It Came From The Sump") writes:
>
>>Hey, Gooley, I won't offer to fuck you, but if you come to Philadelphia
>>before it runs out, I will give you some of the best marijuana in the
>>history of the world, if you promise to let me post about it afterwards.
>
>Ooh!
>Gooley stoned in West Philly.
>It's a plan.
>

If he accepts the offer, i will construct a water-pipe for the
occasion, suitable for placing on the mantlepiece after the adventure.
It will be emblazoned with a finch, subtly colored so that under the
influence of the drug, the interplay of light and shadow will make
the blazon appear to be a beautiful woman.  The water-pipe will be
finely constructed and be a memento to cherish.  It will be too
beautiful to be called a "bong".  By the way, I commend the use
of a water-pipe to all who wish to take up smoking, as the cooling
and humidifying effects of the water upon the smoke make the procedure
a pleasure.

What the hell, gooley.  Your piss-test is as good as passed, so you
should celebrate.

AjD...
who does not advocate the use of nontaxed drugs.
who wants a photo of gooley toking.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Subject: riding the black windowless bus
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 08:49:21 GMT
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex


so i'm riding the bus, and i notice that there's a sticker
under the window.  it's one of those "how to get the hell
off the bus if the driver rear-ends a semi" stickers.  
it used to say:

	EMERGENCY EXIT THROUGH REAR DOOR

but some clever goit scratched at it until they got:

	EMERGE      IT THROUGH REAR

what's the world coming to when the kids don't even know 
"emerge" is an intransitive verb??


chaos

a shipwrecked-on-a-desert-isle-with-my-dictionary sort of weenie
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Subject: The Gift of Tod (was Tactical nuclear weapon wanted)
Organization: Funky Groovy Channel 27
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 03:19:23 GMT

Yong-Mi Kim (kimy@cs.umd.edu) wrote:

> I can't make up my mind which one I like better.  Though the latter reminds
> me too much of Tod Spengo (Tod = Pleasure).

	Not in German it doesn't...


	Which reminds me.  When I was in high school, my parents (saints
though they are) decided to pack us all in the station wagon and drive to
Eagle River, Wisconsin, a town slightly more touristy than the town in
"The Great Outdoors".  I was halfway through my two years of German at the
time.  Wisconsin has a strong German heritage and Eagle River was quick to
exploit this.

	Between the A&W and the laundromat was a quaint little
pseudo-Tudor house with (I assume) little souvenirs inside.  At least I
assume they weren't REALLY selling what the sign on the front proclaimed
they were selling:

	"DAS GIFT HAUS"

	Now the first word was in German, and the third word was in
German, so I can only assume the second word was in German.

	I've never really been into poison, so I felt no real desire to go
in there.  It did disturb me a little that it was so close to the A&W, though.



--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
OSWALD - I didn't come here to shoot the President!
BOOTH  - He didn't come here to get shot...
                                         --from "Assassins" by Stephen Sondheim
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From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: Oh oh
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 10:16:58 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <l91b70INNkti@alcor.usc.edu> rone@alcor.usc.edu writes:

> 
>    This space accidentally left blank.
>    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> 
> 5150
> i hate it when this happens


--
  Nicol N. Schraudolph, CSE Dept.  |
  Univ. of California, San Diego   |
  La Jolla, CA 92093-0114, U.S.A.  |
  nici%cs@ucsd.{edu,bitnet,uucp}   |   (this mind intentionally left blank)
                                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

			IS THIS A NEW CATCH PHRASE OR SOMETHING???


()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame,aus.flame
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Strippers
Organization: University of Canberra
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 00:43:22 GMT

osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes, on and on and on ad infinitum:

Please forgive this poor misguided youth as he got caught in an all so 
obvious cross-post trick foisted upon him by no less than one of his 
compatriots.

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Homework Assignment: 4 Words
Date: Sun, 16 Aug 92 06:49:46 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

remarking upon my mention of a UN Secretary-General in a fictional piece,
echeverri, posting drunk on a saturday night, blurts:

: He's Egyptian, you clueless fuck.

it really wasn't worth you removing your mouth from the teat
just to say that, you know. come back in a year or two when you've sucked
up enough, and then we'll tell you all about tenses and what fiction means.

good boy.
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| lord snooty @the giant | Would You Like Fries With That?                 |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
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From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Tar")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: It's True
Date: 13 Aug 92 03:22:55 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


Warning: Not original; I got this from ``Why You Can't Make a Computer
that Feels Pain'' from _Brainstorms_, by Daniel Dennett:

        Curare, the poison used by the South American Indians on their
    blow-pipe darts, was purified (as d-tubocurarine) and introduced
    into medical research in the 1930's., and its action was soon well
    understood.  It is a paralytic that acts directly on all the
    neuromuscular junctions, the last rank effectors of the nervous
    system, to produce total paralysis and limpness of all the voluntary
    muscles.  It has no central effect except for a slight enhancement
    effect on activity in the cortex.  In the 1940's, however, some
    doctors fell under the misapprehension that curare was a general
    anesthetic, and they administered it as such for major surgery.  The
    patients were, of course, quiet under the knife, and made not the
    slightest frown, twitch, or moan, but when the effects of the curare
    wore off, complained bitterly of having been completely conscious
    and in excruciating pain, feeling every scalpel stroke but simply
    paralyzed and unable to convey their distress.  The doctors did not
    believe them.  (The fact that most of the patients were infants and
    small children may explain this credibility gap.)  Eventually a
    doctor bravely submitted to an elaborate and ingenious test under
    curare, and his detailed confirmation of his subjects' reports was
    believed by his colleagues: curare is definitely not any sort of
    anesthetic or analgesic.
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 92 16:53:49 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
> In article <qcagPB3w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:
> >Nevertheless, you have to admit that smoking is pretty fucking grade A
> >stupid, which makes it surprising that CJ apparently does it.
> 
> Smoking is self-destructive.
> Self-destructive and stupid are not synonymous.

Sorry, yes, I skipped a stage.  I forgot to mention the assumption that CJ
doesn't deserve to die.


mathew
-- 
"Even the most bizarre of the unions (probably that between a cat's gall
 stone and a single note 'G' from CNN's ident theme) managed to convey a
 sense of rampant impropriety."  -- 'Fortran Five', Simon G. Lawrence Leonard

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: true story
Date: 14 Aug 92 11:20:32 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <1992Aug13.222616.21246@ncar.ucar.edu> john@lightning.mmm.ucar.edu (John J. Allison) writes:
>I once knew a man who ate spam.
>He liked it so much that he hated ham.
>When people laughed, he said "flim-flam,
>I'll smash you with my Dodge Ram."
>-- 
>----\
>-jja


Such stumbling meter...could it be?

Is it possible that there's reincarnation after all and my Buddhist friend
is right?

William McGonagall, is that you in there?

Mark., actually he's not quite bad enough
gooley@netcom.com
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:26312 alt.peeves:13582
From: egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk (JHenderson)
Newsgroups: uk.misc,talk.bizarre,alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Handwriting (was: Spelling Flame)
Date: 17 Aug 92 12:30:39 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <1992Aug17.113053.24139@cc.ic.ac.uk> james@sst.ph.ic.ac.uk (James Kew) writes:
=>In article <24857@castle.ed.ac.uk> 
=>JHenderson, egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk writes:
=>
=>>There was a jolly worrying article in the Torygraph recently about a
=>>woman who went deaf after drying some water from her ear with a
=>>cotton bud. The doctor they spoke to says he sees 2-3 people a day
=>>with problems caused this way. Apparently it's quite easy to
=>>dislodge them little hearing bones. From now on, my ears are staying
=>>dirty, and if that offends you, tough!
=>
=>Erm, aren't "them little hearing bones" safely tucked away on the 
=>_other_ side of the eardrum? 

It is evidently possible to dislodge them from the "other side".

-- 
-Jeremy Henderson            |  Anisotropic
 egpv29@castle.ed.ac.uk	     |  Density tensor!  Truly
       			     |  a wonderous thing.
			     |			(Joe Green)
From: glenn@BESSEL.UMD.EDU ("D. Glenn Arthur Jr.")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Oh, poop (Was: Re : Band Information sought)
Date: 22 Aug 92 12:56:38 GMT
Organization: The Space-Time Fabrication Institute, Rockville, MD.

In article <l94151INNmgp@girtab.usc.edu> rone@girtab.usc.edu writes:
>Oh damn.  I did it again.  I flamed a semi-retired oldbie.  They just seem to
>be popping up from nowhere.  Can someone email me a list of oldbies who haven't
>shown up since February?  I need to cut down on the gaffes.

Does someone who was around for the creation of talk.bizarre
count?  Someone who hung out on net.rumour when the bizarroids
had no newsgroup of their own for a while?
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Voting to make a difference
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 13:53:13 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

dolan@noarlw.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) writes:
> And so for each of us, if we choose not to vote, we must assume that by
> so doing we have chosen for, not just like, that block of voters who
> share our experience, education, and viewpoints, and we should
> therefore expect, and take as the result of our actions, that those who
> believe opposite will prevail.

Thanks, Kent.  It all makes sense now.


mathew
-- 
"Even the most bizarre of the unions (probably that between a cat's gall
 stone and a single note 'G' from CNN's ident theme) managed to convey a
 sense of rampant impropriety."  -- 'Fortran Five', Simon G. Lawrence Leonard

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: WILL RICTUS HEP'S FATHER PLEASE STAND UP?
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 08:06:57 GMT

I don't believe it. I ask a question on t.b.....and get a correct,
factual answer, viz, nj is Rictus's father. How bizarre.
Or maybe that's what they want me to think? Should I believe Ron
Echeverri when he claims not to be somebody's father?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: The Toilet Revolution!/Revelation!
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 12:35:07 GMT

In article <Bt98BD.F3C@iat.holonet.net> cocoa@iat.holonet.net (little 'e') writes:
>
>As I sat on my "throne" this afternoon, I pondered the revolutionary
>idea of co-ed johns.  I envisioned a world of equality between the
>sexes.  I envisioned my life in the new world of enlightenment...

Once you have seen a member of the opposite sex brushing their teeth,
all thoughts of lust go straight out the window.
--scott