From: krobinso@brickred.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: Re: Ken is boring as Shit.
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 18:40:49 GMT

In article <1gi7q1INNaum@conquest.ksu.ksu.edu> tilden@conquest.ksu.ksu.edu (Tilden-Master of Illogic) writes:
>
>In article <Bz3KwJ.KA6@cs.psu.edu>, krobinso@brickred.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>>>Ken, they mean stop jerking off while you write this crap.
>>
>>"Jerking off" is not a process withing K e n's realm. K e n suggests that you
>>do a better job of gathering information. If you are making assumptions, then
>>you must state them to be so, otherwise, you are and will continue to make 
>>yourself appear as a fool.
>>
>Then I feel sorry for you.  The apparent fact you have not engaged in auto-
>eroticism makes you less human than you were before. (Definition for auto-
>eroticism: To stimulate one's sexual urges by means of masterbation (in case
>you didn't know))  I now truely pity you for the apparent lack of sexual input
>in your life, thus causing your illogic to be stemmed on us.

K e n has much more useful and beneficial ways than masturbating for
satisfying K e n's sexual drive, but sex is not the topic of discussion.
Your illogicity is.

>>>>Your tip is irrelevant, thus it has been discarded and flushed
>>>>down the toilet.
>>>
>>>The tip was valid, and also unable to be flushed down a toilet as
>>>it is electronic in nature... Oops I mean origin, since you seem
>>>more able to comprehend the later.  You Have Been Misinformed.
>>>The Net Sugests you seek help and find the error of your ways.
>>
>>The tip was invalid and irrelevant. K e n made a printout of the "tip".
>>Printouts can be flushed down the toilet. You should consider acquiring
>>more effective information gathering techniques, for your's are pathetic.
>>
>Acting a wee bit childish, are we?  I would expect a remark like the one
>printed above to come from a kindergarden student.

No, K e n was merely stating a fact. If you cannot except facts, then
K e n suggests you seek help.

>  Your lack of reasonable
>thought patterns along with the third-person referacnes to your person
>seems to show a visual record of a tramatic time in your life, as to which
>I can only speculate what it is, but thus causing you to be unhappy with yourself
>as a being making you define yourself in the third-person.  We here in the
>net suggest you seek professional help with your problem, as it appears you
>have done no better on your own.

K e n refers to K e n as K e n sees fit. K e n will not model himself
on misinformation and illogicity, for it serves no beneficial purpose.
How many times must K e n repeat this? Are you incapable of understanding
simple statements?

And further, since when does Mr. Tilden speak for the net?? If you speak
for some subset of the net, then enlighten us to your identity. Have
each member post and reveal their true identity. Hiding one's
identity is a sign of mental incapabilities. Do you have a problem??
K e n will try to help you, in the best way that K e n can.

>PS  I recommend you refer to my letter to you for more guidance.

Your letter was filled with vast amounts of misinformation, thus it
was discarded.

K e n   R o b i n s o n