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From: rachel@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us (Rachel M. Kadel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Jelly Doughnuts???
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 16:13:12 EDT
Organization: Princeton High School, Princeton, New Jersey

finlay@prancer.SanDiego.NCR.COM (Dave Finlay) writes:

> OK, I give up.  Why is JFK's statement about 'Ich bin ein Berliner' related t
> the statement 'I am a Jelly Doughnut'.  There has to be a thread here I've
> obviously missed.  Please enlighten me on this obvious source of amusement. 
> Inquiring minds want know!
> 
> Danke....
> 
I don't know German, so correct me if I'm wrong.  The story as I've heard 
it is that in German, "ein berliner" is "a jelly doughnut."  To say "a 
person from Berlin," you omit the article thus:  "Ich bin Berliner."

                                       Rachel M. Kadel

There's an infinite number of monkeys at the door wanting to show us the 
script to Hamlet they've worked out...The school won't even LISTEN to me 
, much less let me speak for it...rachel@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us
From: kml@cellar.org (Lazlo Hoover Toth)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Bush's affairs of state
Date: 14 Aug 92 19:29:51 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

jrcodl@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:

> I don't know what all the fuss is about.  People seem to be concerned that 
> he might have done to his secretary what he certainly did to every man
> woman and child in the U.S. and several foriegn countries.
> John (the bemused)


Give the source, please: Woody Allen, in Annie Hall, at a Stevenson
fundraiser:

"I was dating a woman in the Eisenhower administration for awhile, which
is kind of funny because I was trying to do to her what Eisenhower's been
doing to the country for four years."

Wording may be a little off.  So sue me.


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From: bob@arx.adp.wisc.edu (Bob Mikrut)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Jelly Doughnuts???
Date: 20 Aug 92 13:01:45 GMT
Reply-To: bob@rags.adp.wisc.edu
Organization: University of Wisconsin, Madison

In article <1992Aug20.050706.19710@linus.mitre.org>, crawford@church.mitre.org (Randy Crawford) writes:
|> >OK, I give up.  Why is JFK's statement about 'Ich bin ein Berliner' related to
|> >the statement 'I am a Jelly Doughnut'.  There has to be a thread here I've
 
|> Well first you need to speak german like a native.
|> 
|> Apparently to the Germans, a "berliner" was another name for a kind of pastry.

Just like danish is a synonym for pastry in american english and, in fact, 
works the same way as the "Berliner" line.  i.e.:
   
      I am Danish.  (I am of Danish nationality.)

      I am a danish. (I have the brains of a jelly donut.)


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From: JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu (Joe Carlson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Woody Allen Joke
Date: 21 Aug 92 01:16:36 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92233.211636JKC3
Organization: Penn State University

In article <1992Aug19.210742.16636@sbil.co.uk>, mikeu@dinar.sbi.COM (Michael
Urbanski) says:

>Did you hear the title of Woody Allen's new movie?

>        "Honey, I F***ed the Kids"

Once again, give credit where credit is due...Rush Limbaugh said this on one
of his recent shows.
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From: michael@marcel.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Editorial Policy on Offensive Jokes
Date: 13 Aug 92 21:26:24 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor.d
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: d3a132@pnl.gov's message of 7 Aug 92 01:50:26 GMT

In article <1992Aug7.015026.25756@oracle.pnl.gov> d3a132@pnl.gov (Carl P Baker) writes:
[stuff deleted]
  
   = By the way, I'm caucasian, not "euro-american".  While I can be

Who was it who said that a caucasian was a euro-american who happened
to commit a crime? (Do I really have to put a smiley here?)

[more stuff deleted]  
   =Carl P Baker
   =cp_baker@pnl.gov
   =509-375-2724

   =Disclaimer: I am not the official spokesperson for anyone.  For which
   =organizations that use spokespersons are profoundly grateful.

Chaplin.
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From: jheath@CERIS.Purdue.EDU (Jim Heath)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Quayle Quotes request.
Date: 19 Aug 92 13:48:52 GMT
Organization: Center for Environmental and Regulatory Information Systems, Purdue University

From article <edd151s.714187644@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au>, by edd151s@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr I.P. Rayner):
> toma@romulus.cray.com (Thomas Arneberg) writes:
> 
>>In article <edd151s.714152609@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au> edd151s@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr I.P. Rayner) writes:
>>>(I am truly amazed how the american public can seriously think about voting
>>>for this man again - even if it is only VP)
>>I am truly amazed that people like Ivan think that Quayle actually SAID all
>>those alleged "quotes"! 
> 
>>Many (most?) of them were jokes about Quayle by others ("here is something 
>>that Quayle would say..."), that apparently have been incorrectly 
>>attributed to Quayle.
> 
>>Like P.T. Barnum said, "There's one born every minute!"
> 
> Oh, Im sorry, I thought that was Quayle I saw on the TV whacking an E on the
> end of potatoE ... ? My mistake, it was obviously someone just pretending to
> be Quayle and showing what Quayle might do! 
>

Well, let's see.  Suppose someone hands you a packet of cards for
a spelling bee and indicates that these are the correct spellings
for the words.  If one of the cards is mis-spelled by your
reckoning, which will you do, correct it, or believe it?
 
> Even if some/many/most are untrue, it is still true that a majority of the
> voting american public thought it would be a good idea to vote a moron for
> VP.  And it is also true that the file of quotes circulating is brilliant
> reading!
> 

Isn't a moron someone who scores ~50 on an IQ test?

> I suppose if there are enough people to vote such a person to be VP, then 
> there must be at least a few on the net who hate to admit their mistake.
> 
> Ivan Rayner
-- 
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Though all the world betrays thee.
One sword, at least, thy rights shall guard, (The Minstrel Boy)
One faithful harp will praise thee."         (Thomas Moore)
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From: finlay@prancer.SanDiego.NCR.COM (Dave Finlay)
Subject: Jelly Doughnuts???
Reply-To: finlay@prancer.SanDiego.NCR.COM (Dave Finlay)
Organization: NCR Corporation, Rancho Bernardo
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 18:52:17 GMT

OK, I give up.  Why is JFK's statement about 'Ich bin ein Berliner' related to
the statement 'I am a Jelly Doughnut'.  There has to be a thread here I've
obviously missed.  Please enlighten me on this obvious source of amusement. 
Inquiring minds want know!

Danke....

*  David B. Finlay               *  It is better to keep your mouth shut and
*  NCR Corporation               *  appear stupid, than to open it and leave
*  TOP END OEM Systems           *  no doubt....Mark Twain                 *
*  Open is our middle name       *  David.Finlay@SanDiegoCA.NCR.COM        *
From: bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Bushisms and beyond
Keywords: topical, smirk, original
Date: 16 Aug 92 23:45:59 GMT
Organization: Ohio University School of Art. Athens

>>The following appeared in a story in today's (8/3) Boston Globe describing
>>President Bush's campaign appearance at a picnic near Chicago yesterday:
>
>>	"Then Bush responded to questions about whether he would drop 
>>	 out of the race by holding up a half-eaten ear of corn to the
>>	 questioners, a gesture he did not explain."
>
>>This is a new high point in the art of the Bushism.  Now the President
>>doesn't even need to use *words* to say things that nobody can figure out.

No, this shows the low level of "journalism". Bush knew that if he answered that
question, no matter how obvious the answer, the next days headlines would read
'Bush denies that he is considering dropping out of race'. Rather than play
into the 'reporters' hands he just indicated that they could shove the ear of
corn up their ass for being such a jerk. I've got to admire that in a candidate
from any party.





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From: flaps@dgp.toronto.edu (Alan J Rosenthal)
Subject: Re: A good salesman and farmer's daughter joke (from RHF)
Date: 16 Aug 92 16:01:09 GMT

In rec.humor.funny, OPERRWS@ROSEVC.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Bob Shew) writes:
>... Venus,
>... penis,

What an original rhyme.  I think this joke was stupid.  The subject line was
entirely incorrect.
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From: xdab@kimbark.uchicago.edu (David Baird)
Subject: Re: Banker/Farmer jokes
Reply-To: xdab@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 02:25:58 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.203833.814@guinness.idbsu.edu> dstienek@gozer.idbsu.edu (Dan Stieneke) writes:
>I know, I know, only about 5% of the civilzed world farms for a living, but I 
>thought somebody might enjoy this:
>
>How many bankers does it take to grease a combine?  (for you entirely citified
>folks, a combine is a large harvesting/threshing implement)
>
>
>
>Just one, if you run him through slowly enough.

What is the difference between a skunk and a banker road kill?



There are skid marks in front of the skunk!
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From: flaps@dgp.toronto.edu (Alan J Rosenthal)
Subject: Re: Jelly Doughnuts???
Date: 20 Aug 92 13:19:53 GMT

finlay@prancer.SanDiego.NCR.COM (Dave Finlay) writes:
>OK, I give up.  Why is JFK's statement about 'Ich bin ein Berliner' related to
>the statement 'I am a Jelly Doughnut'.

My German is weak to non-existant, but I've heard an explanation which I think
I can repeat coherently.

Apparently the correct way to say "I am from Berlin" is "Ich bin Berliner",
i.e. no "ein".

Also apparently "Berliner" also means jelly doughnut, or doughnut, or something
like that, kind of like how "Hamburger" or "Frankfurter" mean foods to us, even
though there are cities in Germany named "Hamburg" and "Frankfurt".

Also also apparently, there is never an ambiguity between calling someone/thing
a jelly doughnut and saying that they hail from Berlin.  Whether or not the
"ein" is there is a precise clue.  Kind of like the difference between "I am
red" and "I am a red".  If someone said "I am a red", this could not possibly
mean that they were wearing red clothes or covered in red paint, at least if
you're in a sufficiently hysterically anti-communist environment.
From: RMCCU@CUNYVM.BITNET (Robert Chambers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Need begining of old JOKE! (NOW!)
Date: 21 Aug 92 01:49:48 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: CUNY/UCC VM Systems

A group of *Aggies*  (Use your favorite picked upon college group here)
wanted to win the giant hog contest at the state fair.
They had always lost in the previous years to other colleges teams.

This year they enlisted the help of an old and wise farmer who agreed
to tell them how to raise the hugest pig and win first prize..

Well, the method employed was to stuff a cork up the pigs butt and
feed it... as the pig filled up it would become huge.

They did this and on the day their prize pig weighed in at almost
twice the mass of the competing pigs.  After they got the trophy
and took their pig back someone suggested that the pig should be
uncorked.  Nobody wanted to do it so they got a monkey to do it.

About the time the monkey was doing the deed, the crew arrived at the
scene and got completely covered with a wave of shit.  One guy said
what the hell happened? and his friend said I don't know, all I saw was
that poor monkey trying to stuff the cork back up the pigs ass.

It's been an age since I heard it told so thats the gist of it
and it has lost something in the telling..

Robert
From: forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Bushisms and beyond
Date: 12 Aug 92 21:47:07 GMT
Organization: gte

In article <S43f.3981@looking.on.ca>, lanznar@world.std.com (David J Lanznar) writes:
> (this is original)
> 
> The following appeared in a story in today's (8/3) Boston Globe describing
> President Bush's campaign appearance at a picnic near Chicago yesterday:
> 
> 	"Then Bush responded to questions about whether he would drop 
> 	 out of the race by holding up a half-eaten ear of corn to the
> 	 questioners, a gesture he did not explain."
> 
> This is a new high point in the art of the Bushism.  Now the President
> doesn't even need to use *words* to say things that nobody can figure out.
> 
This is simple!

Halfway through his ear of corn.

Halfway through his presidency.

                                
Or did he stop eating the ear of corn?

[Oh, please please please! somebody tell me he left the half-eaten
ear on his plate!!!!!!!!!!!!]
-- 
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no permit of any kind: some say it's crazy.  However, 4 out of 5 US murders are 
committed in the other half of the country: so who is crazy?"   -  Andrew Ford
gtephx!forda@enuucp.eas.asu.edu  OR  !uunet!samsung!romed!enuucp!gtephx!forda
From: djjames@cup.portal.com (Daniel J James)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: lost joke
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 11:46:19 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

  Recently I saw a joke about a rapist going to prison and becoming a
cellmate with a man named Bubba.  I stupidly lost the joke.  Would
someone email it oto me?

Thanks
From: beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Editorial Policy on Offensive Jokes
Date: 16 Aug 92 14:19:24 GMT
Organization: Institut de recherche d'Hydro-Quebec, Varennes, Canada

In article <MICHAEL.92Aug13172624@marcel.bu.edu> michael@marcel.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:
>In article <1992Aug7.015026.25756@oracle.pnl.gov> d3a132@pnl.gov (Carl P Baker) writes:
>[stuff deleted]
>  
>   = By the way, I'm caucasian, not "euro-american".  While I can be
>
>Who was it who said that a caucasian was a euro-american who happened
>to commit a crime? (Do I really have to put a smiley here?)

Here they say so on TV news.  They actually (translation) say : the suspect
is someone of white race with black hair etc.

Personnaly, I am Quebecois, not Canadian.

>   =Carl P Baker
>   =cp_baker@pnl.gov
>Michael Chaplin                    Language is a virus from outer space.
>michael@albert.bu.edu                     - William S. Burroughs

OBJoke : How do your transform a landmower into a fan?
Just follow the mounting directions in the French version of the 
accompanying manual.

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From: rachel@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us (Rachel M. Kadel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Camp Granada
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 07:55:42 EDT
Organization: Princeton High School, Princeton, New Jersey

The one I know goes like this:
Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda,
I am smoking 
Marijuana
Coke is good but
Crack is better
I'm so high that I can't even write this letter.

                                 Rachel M. Kadel

There's an infinite number of monkeys at the door wanting to show us the 
script to Hamlet they've worked out...The school won't even LISTEN to me 
, much less let me speak for it...rachel@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us
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From: edd151s@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr I.P. Rayner)
Subject: THANKS ... quayle quotes.
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 01:39:54 GMT

Well, I was pleasantly surprised by how many replies I received so fast.

Thanks to everyone who took the trouble to send/post the quayle quotes file.

Dan Quayle: the best reason yet for retrospective abortion.

Ivan Rayner.
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From: catstyle@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (CatStyle )
Subject: Re: THANKS ... quayle quotes.
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 02:53:39 GMT

In article <edd151s.714188394@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au> edd151s@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr I.P. Rayner) writes:
>Well, I was pleasantly surprised by how many replies I received so fast.
>
                                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I didn't just read that...

Proof positive why Quayle jokes are the stupidest jokes I've ever heard.

CatStyle
jrh@uiuc.edu
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From: edd151s@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr I.P. Rayner)
Subject: Re: Quayle Quotes request.
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 01:27:24 GMT

toma@romulus.cray.com (Thomas Arneberg) writes:

>In article <edd151s.714152609@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au> edd151s@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr I.P. Rayner) writes:
>>(I am truly amazed how the american public can seriously think about voting
>>for this man again - even if it is only VP)
>I am truly amazed that people like Ivan think that Quayle actually SAID all
>those alleged "quotes"! 

>Many (most?) of them were jokes about Quayle by others ("here is something 
>that Quayle would say..."), that apparently have been incorrectly 
>attributed to Quayle.

>Like P.T. Barnum said, "There's one born every minute!"

Oh, Im sorry, I thought that was Quayle I saw on the TV whacking an E on the
end of potatoE ... ? My mistake, it was obviously someone just pretending to
be Quayle and showing what Quayle might do! 

Even if some/many/most are untrue, it is still true that a majority of the
voting american public thought it would be a good idea to vote a moron for
VP.  And it is also true that the file of quotes circulating is brilliant
reading!

I suppose if there are enough people to vote such a person to be VP, then 
there must be at least a few on the net who hate to admit their mistake.

Ivan Rayner

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From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Subject: Re: looking for "THE RULES"
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 92 18:20:25 GMT

d3a132@pnl.gov (Carl P Baker) writes:

>In article 12708@phillip.edu.au, t9114240@phillip.edu.au () writes:
>>In article <1992Aug12.193212.17495@cs.mun.ca>, delphine@garfield.cs.mun.ca (Delphine Au) writes:
>>> Hi
>>> 
>>> A while ago, i saw "The Rules" but didn't know how to save it.
>>**********
>>********** Could you please send me the list too?!
>>**********

>Just post the darned thing!

Done!



                              THE RULES

1. The Female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the Female suspects the male knows all the rules she must 
   immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The Female is NEVER wrong.
6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding
   which was a direct result of something the male said or did.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing
   the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent
   from the Female.
10.The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him
   to be angry or upset.
12.The Female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or
   not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14.If the Female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
15.If two Females disagree about a rule, they are both right.
16.If the Female is not happy, none shall be happy.

-- 
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From: piz@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (G G ZIPFEL)
Subject: Need begining of old JOKE! (NOW!)
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 18:22:41 GMT


 A friend of mine sent me the following email:

>We have the punchline to a joke, and the punchline itself is pretty
>funny, but we're looking for the accompanying joke.  Let me give you
>the punchline, and maybe you can put out some feelers on your vast
>electronic network.  The punchline has something to do with a monkey
>trying to stick a cork back in a pig's butt.  That's all we have to
>go on. 


	Can anyone email the joke (or make one up!)

	my address is zipfel@ihlpm.att.com
	
	(or just hit r)

	Thanks,

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From: harwood@progress.COM (Tom Harwood)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Dan Quayle quotes
Keywords: stupidity, you betcha
Date: 18 Aug 92 20:18:30 GMT
Organization: Progress Software Corp.


>You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy
>campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you
>will always be.
>        -- Vice President Dan Quayle, to the American Samoans,
>                   whose capital Quayle pronounces "Pogo Pogo"

So, does anyone know how Pago Pago is pronounced by the Samoans?
Dan Quayle needs a talking chief, we all need a jelly donut!
From: michael@paul.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Quayle Quotes request.
Date: 19 Aug 92 21:07:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: paul.MICHAEL.92Aug19170729
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: edd151s@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au's message of 18 Aug 92 15:43:29 GMT

In article <edd151s.714152609@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au> edd151s@nella1.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr I.P. Rayner) writes:

   Recently posted was a long list of Dan Quayle quotes.  'Twas great reading, but
   unfortunately I trashed my hard drives, so can somebody email me a copy or
   tell me where I can get it?

you can usually get the most recent and up-to-date quaylE
quotes from alt.fan.dan-quayle

chaplin

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