HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Welcome to the middle of the week...
Date: 30 Jul 92 16:31:56 GMT
Organization: Bristol Polytechnic, England



}pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris) shares: 

}>Just a thought - will these forthcoming nuptials mean a change in the 
}>name of the agency?  Which would you rather:  Beagle and Salter  or
}>Salted Beagle    :)

Julie queries:
}Paul, I realize that I may make myself look even stupidier by asking this
}question, but....what the heck are you talking about?

Stupidier than what?

OK.  You're Blade's PR person; I'm 'Chelle's (not that we've been busy
lately as Blade's been fairly quiet and 'Chelle's not been posting 
anything too outrageous recently).  Anyways, I thought we'd sorted 
out a partnership a while back: Norris and Malone, or was it Malone and 
Norris (could be wrong entirely of course, my memory has been known to 
pull the odd fast one just to see the sort of mess it can get me into).

So, if you're about to change your name, I might as well live up to the 
Official Snoopy image...

Y'know I just reread that little lot.  I don't think that I can 
understand how I worked round to the previous post so it's not 
surprising other can't....

Paul
Official Snoopy to the RFA
Joe cOOl,  PR Agent to 'Chelle
==============================
One smile and suddenly nobody else will do


-- 
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
                                            --  Charlie Brown
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: Fill-In-The-Blank Impaired
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 10:46:06 GMT


Lexi chides:

> >Hmmm ... what's that make Lexi and me?  "Realistically impared"?
> 
> Hey now, DW!!  Let's be positive about this..."fantasy enabled"?
> 
> 'Sides, I never liked the idea of having a pared fanny...8-)

"Fantasy enabled"!  I LOVE IT!  Great job, PrinceOfPundits!

And you're right ... paring ye ole fanny is not a comfortable thought ...
but I dare say I'd not mind losing a pund or two down there ...

 ... oops ... there are women reading this ... ahem ... ::AHEM::

 ... My fanny is just fine ;D ...

-DreamWeaver
 "... E pluribus Dreamium ..."

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: JT finds romance!
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 13:38:44 GMT

jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner) shares: 

>Okay, okay, I'll talk! (gee, that was too easy *grin*)
>everybody take a DEEP breath! ...

*holding breath*  Ok.....ButHurry....*red face*

>Anyhow, to make a long story short (too late *grin*), she and I have gone
>from not knowing about one another to being very close, all in the space
>of a few short weeks.  So now, I find myself in an LDR.  We are planning to
>get together up there sometime in October, when she has some time off, and 
>probably over the holidays down here.

*phewwwwwwww*  Whew!  Another minute, and I woulda passed out!

JT, that's great!  And I certainly can understand how things can happen
quickly...(Hi honey *kiss*)....

>
>What the future holds in store for us, is anybody's guess....

Hey!  You just never know!  Keep up informed...you know how nosey (and caring)
we are.....

>
>So now what do I do?

Hum.....you said you won't be seeing her until October?  You COULD try to get
her to come to our wedding with you.....

Another idea....send her flowers......I heard or read and idea...send a flower
a week before your meet, putting part of a poem in each one.  Save the last
line of the poem for the last flower which you deliver in person.  Romantic,
huh?

>
>Yours in dizzy happiness and confusion
>JT (aka John Turner)
>Hopeless Romantic

Nice to see John *happy hugs*


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From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: anyone notice me yet?
Organization: OFSA
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 17:55:30 GMT

ccolling@nyx.cs.du.edu (Lady Firebird) says hopefully?

>this is only my third article in two days...
>hello?

I haven't seen any before this one...hmm, ah well, welcome to ARC dear
person.

*HUG*

Steven
Organization: Masters student, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 16:30:26 -0400 
From: Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Fill-In-The-Blank Impaired
	<1992Jul24.064854.10813@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
	<LF.92Jul24094124@barkley.berkeley.edu>

lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
> Hey now, DW!!  Let's be positive about this..."fantasy enabled"?
> 
> 'Sides, I never liked the idea of having a pared fanny...8-)
> 
> Lexi(OUCH!)Fiend

A pared fanny! So that's why you had so much trouble trying to sit down.
That would explain it.

Richard
Official RoadRunner of RFA
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Signature Re: UPSET - EMOTIONS
Date: 21 Jul 92 22:40:23 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

quan@sol.surv.utas.edu.au (Stephen Quan) writes:

>"Tigger" concludes one of his posts to alt.romance :

>>Tigger - (Jon "my love comes home from Germany in 14 days" Cohen)
>>----------------------------------------------------------------
>>	            ___c
>>            ____,--'   `--\__
>>      >-----'_/    ! ! !     \_
>>            /  /---O-O-O-----+-\
>>           /  /   ||||||     |  \
>>          |  (    |||||| _   /   |
>>          |   \___||||||/_\_/    |
>>           \     / |\/|||  )    / \
>>            \_  (  |  \\| /   _/| |
>>              \_ \_/   \_/  _/ /   \
>>                \___    ___/  |     |
>>                   `----'    /       \     
>>                            /         \	   
>>                          _/           \_  
>>                        _/               \_
>>                       /___________________\

>I have been trying to figure out what this is and still can't
>figure it out.  So far, I have come up with :

>o A pyrex chemistry flask billowing smoke?
>o Lighthouse dreaming of a butterfly?
>o A new kind of musical instrument?

>As it was in alt.romance I was kind of thinking a combination
>of the first two.

>o A pyrex chemistry flask producing a beautiful butterfly.

>I guess there is a lot of romantic chemistry going on around here!
>--
>Stephen Quan.

Well, being a brass musician..  (no, I am really made of Iron... but I
dont rust!  =), I would at a very educated guess say that it is a
French Horn..  (Not that I go around looking at the Frenchs' horns!)

-IE!

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From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Fill-In-The-Blank Impaired
Date: 24 Jul 92 19:46:12 GMT
Organization: National Optical Astronomy Observatories, Tucson, AZ, USA
Originator: groves@yam.tuc.noao.edu

From article <1992Jul24.161848.3630@news.acns.nwu.edu>, by velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener):
> In article <1992Jul23.205208.9672@noao.edu> groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves) writes:
> 
>>My favorite (and an original of mine..) is
>>Horizontally Challanged    --lousey/inept in bed.
> 
> Ah, yes, darling... but being Horizontally Challenged might imply a Vertical
> Challenge of sorts.

True. very true.  


>>(Needless to say, I have no sympathy for this group...)
> 
> Feeling a mite superior, eh?

I'm sure not feeling horizontally challanged!

--though I wouldn't mind facing a challange horizontally
(or vertically for that matter!)

Wanna challange me?

Lee
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: A request for help ...
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems Inc.
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 22:41:23 GMT

In article <8ddmdpg.tyger@netcom.com> tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:
>In article <1992Jul20.060259.20863@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver) writes:
>>
>>::DreamWeaver continues his battle with the net::
>>
>>The long ans short of it is this:  Does anyone know of another node I can
>>Telnet into, get an account on, and then hook up with news to connect back
>>into the "real" world reliably?  This is getting frustrating.
>
>Telnet into netcom! (Okay so I'm biased...sue me)
                                           ^^^^^^

By the powers vested in me by the Almighty, (no, not Elvis).  I
pronounce that your name from now on to be TygerSue!  So shall it be
written, so shall it be done....

>    TygerSue


rip
From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Catholics from the closet?
Date: 30 Jul 92 12:52:43 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher

LexicographicalFiend ponders:
] Garrett asks:
] >JT reveals:
] >>Before we took off, I learned that we were both Catholic,...
] >I was just curious--this makes three admitted Catholics on the group.
] Does that include me?  (AndSaysABunchOfOtherSillyStuff!)

I don't do religious debates - but I was raised as an
atheist, and my boss calls me an "atheist-pagan"...(figure
THAT one out, folks!)

CatWoman
From: dars@joplin.biosci.arizona.edu (David AR. Sanders)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: The ARCKissingBooth (was Re: Kissin')
Date: 29 Jul 92 19:52:01 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Biotechnology, Tucson

In article <Bs5zF4.6E8@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:
>dars@joplin.biosci.arizona.edu (David AR. Sanders) shares: 
>
>>>Of course!  Only at the wedding, in the woods, in my presence, on his
>>>cheek.
>>
>>Ummmmm, which cheek :-)  (Or is that too cheeky a question :-) )
>
>Well, CuteLips, which cheek do you think I would allow the women of the
>world to kiss my most handsome fiance?

True..... I guess you just want them to kiss *your* other cheeks, eh? ;-)

tSP

P.S. CuteLips !?!?!?!?! :-)  How did you guess :-)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: Fun with Language...
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 00:30:02 GMT


Lis ponders:

> ME model the chocolate pasties?  *giggle*  Gosh, I dunno,
> Good Romantic Witch's aren't supposed to wear pasties, I don't
> think.... but, I suppose we could pretend we were "dreaming".
> Chocolate Covered *ahem*........   :) 

Oh, yeah ... right ... ooops ... let's go back to the other thread ...

-DreamWeaver
 "... I've been your prisoner since the day you found me ..."
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: CaliChat
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 02:18:39 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland

regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY) writes:
>
>Can us lurkers come, too?  I promise, I'll be sociable ... and I'll bring 
>the tortilla chips!

	  Welcome to ARCland, The Happiest Place On The Net!

>Lurking in the maze that is the City of Lost Angels ...

Like that!

*WELCOME HUGS*

clare

-- 
Oh, why didn't I listen when they said "Never do a   |  cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz 
 masters and try to have a life at the same time"?   |  clare west
                 BigSis to Chris, Eric and Kristiina
                    Official Welcomer of the RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: kimmyd@bnr.ca (Kimmy Posey P920)
Subject: YO! LISA ... (said with Rocky accent)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP 
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 04:35:54 GMT

Did you see my post in answer to your question?  Am I still TX'ing?  Oh yeah,
I meant to ask if anyone recognized that 'Hello (turn your radio on)' is the
title to a song?  Anybody know the artist(s)?  Album that it appears on?  If
so then you may be eligible for valuable prizes ...

KimmyD

P.S.:  This contest only open to the single ladies.  Prizes would not interest
       others ...
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Subject: Re: Hi all!  Did anyone notice I was gone?
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 20:42:00 GMT

In an article, diana@wetware.com (CatWoman ) goes on to say:
>ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
> 
>] lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) sez:
>] 
>] >Hmmmm...seems ARCland hosts a casts of OddReligiousCharacters: the
>] >PrayerfulSnoopy, the JesuitTheologian (sorry, JT 8-), the Genuflecting-
>] >Vulcan, the HolySorceress, and (of course) the DirtyRottenCatholic. 8-)
>] 
>] Don't forget NatureFreakPseudoDruids!
> 
>Errr - don't you mean "NatureFreakPseudoDrieuxIds"?
> 
Hey!  I want in on this!  Baptists should be represented!  And I'm the 
gospel-singin'/preacher-yellin'/have-a-good-ole-time kind, too!  Lots of 
fun, let me tell you ...

Oh wait.  I don't have an ARC title yet.  Oh well ...

>CatWoman
Yep, still lurking in the maze that is the City of Lost Angels ...
---<--<-{@ | "I believe that before all else, I am a reasonable human being,
Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: What can I do? Who can I turn to?
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 00:46:58 GMT


> : You aint the only one.....
> :
> Join the club.................

I thought I was a card-carrying Sponsor Member!

-DreamWeaver
 "... oh, the tales I could tell Ye ..."
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Welcome to the middle of the week...
Date: 27 Jul 92 17:29:52 GMT
Organization: Salter, Inc.

pm3_norr@csd.brispoly.ac.uk (Paul Norris) shares: 

>
>Just a thought - will these forthcoming nuptials mean a change in the 
>name of the agency?  Which would you rather:  Beagle and Salter  or
>Salted Beagle    :)

Paul, I realize that I may make myself look even stupidier by asking this
question, but....what the heck are you talking about?



=========================================================================
 Julie Malone...AKA...		|   "Look into my eyes, you will see
 Grasshopper 			|   What you mean to me
 PR Agent for Blade		|   Search your heart, search your soul
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|   When you find me there, you'll search
 FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	|   no more....."
 Anyone think I'm getting too   |		Email Welcome
 many titles here?		|	jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
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Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Jokes (RE:Jokes/Payback)
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 15:09:44 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.234214.25841@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>
>New blonde joke!! (at least to me...)
>How do you tell if a blonde has had a bad day?
>She has a tampon behind her ear, and her pencil is missing....!!
>
>rip

*BeeP*   Blonde jokes!!  :-P      :)

What did one ball say to the other?

 "Why should *we* hang?  It was Peter that did all the shooting.




Define "Conceit":    A mosquito with a hard-on floating
 down the river on his back shouting, "Open the drawbridge!"



:-)


Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association
Like a Diamond, Her Life has Many Facets

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
From: dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Interesting typos....
Date: 27 Jul 1992 09:07:25 -0400
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net

>Either you were mostly trying for the WestCoastContingent
>(that's where Tyger, CatWoman and BabyCat reside...), or
>you've been talking with Blade again*

Hey, just because I use the Neverfail Pickup line "Here kitty kitty kitty"
is no reason to make sweeping generalizations, sweeping specificities
work SO much better...

>But then, I think that probably quite a lot of us are
>"cat-people"...
>
>CatWoman
>
>*Hey Blade - how ARE your beasties??  They must be getting
>BIG now...my "kitten" is now 11 lbs...

They are large and clawed like demons ! Randy is an easy 10 lbs and
Riff Raff is about 9... When they walk on you now, you really feel it.

BTW BDC, Where DID you learn Epistemology ? It's not exactly a member
in good standing of the colloquial English Club...

Blade


Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Subject: Re: Bathtime for Tyger
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 11:17:25 EST

tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:

>>>>>Say, wouldn't the top of your lungs be just above your...er...
>>>>Hmmmm.....yeah just above about ummm....err....there?
>>>Right!  It's right at your...um...whatchamacallit...
>>Thats it...her umm......thingymajig is right at my whatchamacallit....
>>Now...I wonder what happens if I do this.....?

>Well, if you don't getcher cotton-pickin' hands *off* pronto, you get punched
>in yer whosamawhatsis!

Hey....just watch it you...I hadnt even done nothin yet!  Sheesh..
some people.....  =)  (And if I had of, you wouldnt be wantin to punch
me anyway!!!!!!!)

>>>>Well, I think I will have to check this out to a greater depth...
>>>Plumbing the depths in your quest for greater knowledge, IE?  8-)
>>Possibly, although as they say I have forgotten more than I have
>>learnt....or is that she taught me than i forgot or ......

>Who was your teacher? She ought to be shot.

Well...  *looking around the room* ....my dear Tyger, I thought it was
you??  

-BMIEB!


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From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: To Chivalrous Lis protecting Knights
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 03:05:07 GMT


Lis admonishes the Eternal Dreamer{

> I know you asked BDC, but I was gonna say.... I thought
> you were taking a long talkativ~but serene walk with 
> the Good Romantic Witch !    "OOooooooo, DreamWeaver,
> Look!"  The GRW points in the sky and together they watch
> a falling star.     :)

OOOps ... you're right ... I'm sorry :)  One look into those eyes, and I
lose track of where I am! ;)

-DreamWeaver
 Eternal Romantic in Search of a Fantasy Fulfilled

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Hello (turn your radio on ...)
Organization: OFSA
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 21:06:45 GMT

erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Kryst the Philosopher) threatens:

>
>	I didn't sweep you off your feet?!  Ack!  Should I remind you
>of the waitress we about killed?  And what about her boyfriend's
>anguish?!  FINE!  I will just leave and get the Hell out of your life!
>BWahahahaha!

Okay, but would you mind raking the lawn before you leave?...that is ,
IF you still want your allowance.


-PseudoDad
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone)
Subject: Re: The ARCKissingBooth (was Re: Kissin')
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:43:41 GMT

lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) shares: 

>>Well, it certainly depends on the kiss, now doesn't it, my Dear?  And perhaps
>>WHO is doin' the kissin'.
>
>WHERE, too.  8-)

Of course!  Only at the wedding, in the woods, in my presence, on his
cheek.

>
>Thought I saw a coupla pouts out there.  8-)

Neener, neener, neener.......


>[LF the LongwindedFriar took another bite out of his chicken thigh,
>chewed noisily, and returned his attention to his rapt Audience
>gathered around the campfire.]  And *that*, gentle folk, marked the
>beginnings of the ARCKissingBooth, the ruins of which you see over
>yonder.  What happened next...well, that's a story in itself, which
>I'd happily disgorge if you'd pass me another plate of them mashed
>potatoes.  ScrumptiousSpread, Mrs. Smith, absolutely scrumlicious...
>now, where was I...ah yes...

Adrian, this is precisly why we're going to miss you so much if you 
don't get access in Singapore!  This was wonderful and had me laughing
quite embarrassingly....

>
>As Jules gazed at the RapidlyRecedingPair in bafflement, the Booth,
>through which a SizzlerShapedSpace had been punched on impact, uttered
>a tortured groan and imploded, a victim of ShoddyWorkmanship.  It was
>never rebuilt, of course, and StellarSteve managed to elude his
>pursuer by running through a herd of sheep.  The pair were married the
>next day, and they lived happily ever after...until the GreatRomantic-
>DustQuake, but that's another story entirely...
>
>Lexi(MouthRunnethOffAgain)Fiend
 
Let it run anytime, LF.....*hugs*

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 Grasshopper 			|   What you mean to me
 PR Agent for Blade		|   Search your heart, search your soul
 Member: Romantic Fire Assoc.	|   When you find me there, you'll search
 FUTURE MRS. JULIE SALTER	|   no more....."
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From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Jokes/Payback
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:22:29
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
	<LF.92Jul22132227@barkley.berkeley.edu>
	<1992Jul22.231946.29112@sequent.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: rip@sequent.com's message of Wed, 22 Jul 92 23:19:46 GMT

Rip grosses out (wow...):
>LF puns:
>>Jules makes the mistake of asking:
>>>*giggle*  Reallly?  *tossing head side to side*  Gee!  That's way cool!
>Ewwwww!!!!!  Gross!!!  Put your head back on!  Yuck!

S'matter?  Haven't seen people play head games before?  8-)

>>>Thought for the day:
>>>If blondes dying their hair brunette is called artificial intelligence,
>>>then what is it called when a brunette dies her hair blonde?
>>Artificial insane-mination?  8-)
>I thought that was what that doctor got sent up the river for.
>Artificially insane-minating all those women with his own sperm....

S'funny, I would've locked the doctor up and sent all them artifically
insane-minated women up the river[*]...

[*] A down-home colloqualism that means "to the asylum".

Seriously though [Audience yells "Yeah, right!"] SHADDAP! if you're
contemplating dyeing your hair blonde, you might want to know that
it's not entirely true that blondes have more fun...

...they're just easier to spot in a darkened room.  [Audience goes
"oooooh!"]  I mean, their heads are more brilliant!  [Audience
"ooooohs" louder.]  WILL YOU PEOPLE SHADDAP!!  I'm trying to conduct a
serious discussion here!  [Raucous laughter from Audience.]

Lexi(IThoughtItWasAColdSore,ButItTurnedOutToBeFootMouthDisease)Fiend
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat