From: cheung@strider.hw.stratus.com
Newsgroups: soc.culture.china
Subject: Epic of a Golden Banana, Chapter Two
Date: 28 Aug 92 04:19:32 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Banana Republic

In the last chapter, we stopped at the place where this pro-CCP guy and
Mao were living happily ever after.

One day, this pro-CCP guy started telling his experience in U.S.A.  He
was very excited thinking Mao would love it.

  "Male "banana"'s ass is valued high by white gay men. The reason for 
  that are two folds. One is that male "banana"s normal receives 
  arrogant, if not hostile, attitude from Whites. When a White man makes 
  an sexual advance, in a pledging mode. The male "banana" will be so
  moved by the sudden "friendliness" from White man. Even though the 
  male "banana" does not have any interests of being stuffed in ass, he 
  is more than willing to submit himself, for the pleasure of being
  wanted by a whiteman. second is that, even thogh the hostility toward 
  "banana" on surface, deep in whitemen heart, there is "fear", mythical 
  feeling, "respect" toward "banana", because the "banana" from a
  culture that dwarfs all others, the need to share a piece of that culture
  through body contact compell them to move. The above two apply to Female 
  "banana" in the relationship with white men too. To back up my claim, I like 
  to give two examples:

  San Francisco is a "banana" most concetrated place in U.S., by no accident
  the city is gayman capital in U.S. too. People bacome "banana" for the sake
  of  gold, that is why San Francisco is called Old Gold Mountain(Jiu2 Jin1 
  San1) in the "banana"'s known language, but lost their asses, that is why 
  I call San Francisco Old Ass Mountain(Jiu2 Gan1 San1). 

  Another story is that about Nixion visit "banana"'s fatherland. Just before
 he took on journey, his staff member arranged him with a "banana" young femal.
 The rational behind the act is that your people kicked Nixon's people's asses
 in Korea, Vietname, to get even with so many "bananas" asses lost in U.S.. 
 In order to say to himself that I got one of you too when met you, and have
 enough confidence to stand straight without too much leg-shakng, He closely, 
 carefully "examed" the femal "banana", in and out. Made her giggle, cry,
 be exhsausted, be satistified, etc on the White Hours bed the night."



Before he had the chance to utter his final sentence, Chairman Mao became quite 
exasperated and said to him, with the kind of fatherly prestige he had always 
possessed, "Why don't you take your banana out of your own mouth before you 
speak?  And be careful not to step on a piece of banana skin in the street or 
you will eat the thing that comes out of a dog's behind which bears your name."

So unfortunate was the guy that he did not know Mao never went aboard study 
and that gold plated banana even with the initial of C.S. ------ for computer 
science got on Mao's nerve quite a bit.

There is even a poem testifying this story:

Before he hated his banana,
	it was yellow, it was green , it was pale;
Now it's gold plated and it's seen the world,
	time to show it off to Chairman Mao.

Too bad Mao abhores arrogance,
	didn't like it, didn't buy it, and he yelled:
"Why don't you shove that in your mouth,
	suck it, lick it and try to inhale!"




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Credit, and thanks to:

Mr. Chunde Shi, Article 40437, "Banana's Sexuality and Social Status"

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Chapter One was posted in Article 40458
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