From: jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Part Two of "Dryads' Dailiness"
Keywords: Nymphette
Date: 2 Sep 92 19:52:38 GMT
Reply-To: jlane@Ingres.COM (Judi Lane)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501

In article <1992Sep1.165932.4201@octel.com> jpw@octel.com (Jason in the Hood) writes:
>Judi (the Nympho) Lane bemoans again against withering odds:
>> You mean, I don't have a *choice*?? Hmmm... (Judi thinks for a minute
>> about the implications of her innocence going south on ARC, letting
>
>Hmmm...  what a trip down mammory ... er, memory Lane...  Innocence??
>sheeshhh... I'll bet you haven't seen _that_ in quite awhile!!
><Very Evil Grin> ;}

   Since I've been spending sooooooo much time lately chasin' you *OUT*
   of my woods, I obviously haven't seen any _innocence_ ...
   especially since what I see most of is your backside! <teehee snicker>

>> her thoughts linger on the images of ripmeister and others like him,
>> realizing that she is now quite incomfortable sitting with her legs
>> crossed.  oooooohhh, it's definitely getting warmer in here...)
>
>Well, do what you always used to do when it got too warm... ;}

   I'd love to!  But rip might be allergic turkey feathers and WD-40.
   (I know *you* aren't! 8^) <another sneaky snicker>)

>>Brad Levy defines:
>>>I have checked my dictionary, and it defines dryad as, basically, a
>>>nymph of the woods.  So asserting the title of Official Dryad of ARC,
>>>one automatically accepts the label of Nymph.  
>>
>>  Oh, yeah??  Well, there's still a *BIG* difference between "nymph"
>>  and "nympho" there, Brad.  Although it's true that rip has absolutely
>>  no success in distinguishing between the two (for obvious reasons),
>
>Obvious reasons?  Hmmm.... <thinking hard>  Well, I can't think of any
>obvious ones that don't apply to you anyway... ;}

   (The OD of the RFA runs downstairs, out into the parking lot of her
   company, desperately searching for her little red econobox 8^) to
   drive down to Octel in and adjust one certain ARCher's attitude.  But
   she realizes moments later that she took a BART train to work today,
   and that fax machines don't work too well from the parking lot.)

   
>>>(Random House) defines a nymph as one of a class of lesser deities of
>>>mythology, conceived of as beautiful maidens inhabiting the waters,
>>>woods, mountains, etc, or a beautiful young woman, or (one we don't need
>>>to apply) the young of an insect that undergoes complete metamorphosis.
>>
>>  Anyone like Jason the Hood who cracks a comment about the insect part 
>>  invites death.  Thank you, Brad, for your kindest words! *hughug* 8^)
>
>AAAhahahahhhhahahaaaaagggghhhghgh<cough> <cough>... <Ahemm> <cough>
><holds mouth clenched tightly shut>
>
>>>Given these definitions, nymphette would not be proper (unless perhaps
>>>she was a baby or very tiny nymph.  My eyes don't see very clearly through
>>>coax, but I don't think Judi is likely to be that tiny.)
>>  More warnings... you know who you are.
>
>Aaahahahahahrrrrgghghghh<cough>!!  <massive trauma of the mouth>
>Oh well.  What's a little death, eh? ;}

    Oh.  Are you volunteering yourself for a little demonstration 8^)??

>  Ya know Brad, Ya'll just _have_ to go to CaliChat and find out for
>yourself... ;}  That passage may have more meaning than you realize... ;}
>And that's "Jason de Hood", if you please!
>  "And that's "Jason de Hood", if you _don't_ please <ta cha cha cha>"
><singing siamese cat's in the background>

   I'm not sure what siamese cats hafta do with your name, but then
   again, I don't think I want to know!

>>  "Died of natural causes and lost their souls."  Oh... you mean they
>>  were once Christmas trees from rip's office.  Well, that explains it.
>
>Wait, wait.. I don't get it.  Now, I can understand where trees died of
>natural causes... but I don't understand the connection to RIP's office!
>Does that mean he came in around Xmas time, and a tree had crawled out
>of the forest, and sacrificed itself in his office?
>  This is a natural cause?
>  Or do you mean a tree had lost it's innocence, and so it's soul, and
>therefore couldn't stand to be with the other trees and decided on a
>bizare ritual of self-inflicted death?  And chose Rip as the most obvious
>bizare person around?

    (I ain't touchin' that last line, fella.  I'll leave that to rip.)

>>  So be it!!  I vote for Brad to be The Official Cuddle-Puppy of ARC.
>>  (And he can jump on up into the top of my redwood and lick my face
>>   anytime, you little cutie!! 8^)  woof woof!)
>>
>>   Judi
>>   The Official Dryad of the RFA
>>   (hmph... maybe ripster's right afterall 8^) teehee)
>
>The defence rests, your honor.  Jury, do your Duty!
>
>Jasonzied - pullsuphishoodedcloakandvanishesintotheforest

   Better not be *my* forest... or I'll turn you into banana slug bait.

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