From: locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu ()
Subject: Re: Oh NOOooooo Colvin's Back!
Organization: Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 00:22:25 GMT
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In article <9209142050.AA12091@eagle.is.lmsc.lockheed.com> J024330@lmsc5.is.lmsc.lockheed.com writes:

>>I can convert them to xtianity so that i build up treasures in heaven, and
>>if I do this enough, I get to sit real close to GOD when he joins in singing.*
>*
>
>Do you worship Satan?  If not, Marshall's right, if so, he's wrong.  If you do
>indeed worship Satan, and claim the Bible is fiction, you worship a fictional
>diety (which Satan really isn't, he is a created being), then you are doomed
>because your "god" does not exist.

Ain't no worship involved. Even among "vulgar" Satanists who follow the horned
god Melak Taus, it is not worship; Melak Taus is more of a servant than king.

>>     **SCOTT**Okay, lets fuck him up with my latest conspiracy -- Cthuluism!
>>This should make him look at how dense he is .. no wait, he's an xtian.  Never
>>mind, maybe I shold just gobble at him like a turkey.**
>
>Do we really need to resort to such language?

it could be much worse.

>>The truth is, Jesus is just all right with me, Jesus is just all right...
>
>Just who is Jesus to you?

jesus was an architect, previous to his career as a prophet (the initiates 
will note the non-vulgar origin here)

>>But PAUL!!!!!!!  PAUL MAKES ME PUKE THE SNEAKY MOTHAFUCKA!
>
>Why?

Cause he changed the whole message. Paul is the one who threw in all the fire &
brimstone nonsense. Typical crazed born-again. Its a common neurological
phenomenon actually. You see it all the time with moonies & scientologists &
hare-krishnas & (dare I say it) BORN_AGAIN preachers...

>>    Haven't you caught on that if you had listened to the Hippy Carpenter's
>>son, and NOT the christian-torturer Mithra worshipping Roman ex-government
>>official
>>you would be a lot better off and peaceful and NOT be attempting to annoy
>>everyone?
>
>Isn't the mercy of God great?  Paul was a Christian Prosecuter.  He was not
>Roman however, he was an Isrealite.  He confessed to being a murderer, yet
>he was forgiven, and became a follower of Christ.  How could someone fault
>this demonstration of love?

Great DEMONstration. Putting a psychotic ex-murderer in charge of convertting
the masses. Note that Paul was struck by lightning or some such event 
(allumbrados?)

>>Ahh I have found Evan guilty of a sin! He lied; how do youknow if more xtian
>>types are reading this? You haven't heard of Chris Colvin? I doubt he is still
>>here; because of his obnoxious trick of crossposting to something like 10
>>newsgroups (including sci.physics) using an alias, his compuserve account
>>was unceremoniously E-Bombed out of existance (BIG SMILEY)
>
>Now Scott, you and I have had a nice E-Mail conversation (DoD, DOE, etc?)
>Why would you perpetuate this story?  You know the facts.  No I'm not e-bombed

facts? I see the evidence. the evidence indicates what I said is true

>to 10 groups. They were forged (great trick EMACS).

EMACS RULES CYBERSPACE

>BTW I noticed you like to use "xtian."  Is that meant to be derogatory?
>Sort of like taking Christ out of the name?  Have you ever seen the fish?

you didn't read the above comments about Paul

>he has to save souls.  All he does is witness.  It's up to God through the
>power of the Holy Spirit to save your soul.  Evan did his job.  If you reject

well; if its up to "god" he's doing a rather shitty job, wouldn't you think?
If you refer to Yaweh, it is among the great old ones. I follow the old ones.
Yaweh's might is naught compared to that of GREAT CTHULHU!!!

>rejection.  You still have a chance (I'll contact you via E-Mail because you
>did ask me some valid questions).

Unless you have something intelligent to say, don't bother. I slam the door
in the face of various baptists, jehovas witnesses & other such rif-raf & make
no exception for E-Mail
>
>I hate to dissolution you, but until the day you die rejecting Him, Christ
>loves you.

Neat trick; being dead (& possibly fictional) and all.
>
>I'm here, flame away!  :-)

don't have to; you do yourself justice

>>I too think it is sad that he has been taken by those EVIL cults of the
>>sun/son, and fallen into the dark quabalistic ways of the Jewish Gods.
>>Still, it seems he has walked in beauty a long way towards th ultimate
>>goal of total brotherhood.
>
>Isreal was punished for practicing the quabala.

sez who? quabala didn't come about untill after the diaspora, unless
you think Solomon practiced it, in which case the punishment took a while
to be meted

>I'd like to send you a book.  No, not the Bible!  If you are as "open minded"
>as you like to appear send me your Postal address by E-Mail.  It was written
>by a guy named Josh McDowell who set out to prove the Bible as being wrong.

I doubt it. I could do it in a few sentances & have on the net several times.

>>> You must accept Cthulhu as master!
>>
>>Give me reasons.  Just because I must?
>
>>I have given you reasons; here they are again in readers digest condensed form
>:
>>If you accept Cthulhu, you become one of his minions, entitled to the many
>>perks and fringe benefits associated with such an association, such as
>>1) preservation in the coming apocalypse
>
>Christ provides that

you are grossly misinformed. it ain't the apocalypse you think it is. Humanity
has been genetically programmed from the dawn of time to bring about the re-
awakening of the great old ones. They feed on death. There is no escape. The
only immortality is to become as one with them, by serving their wishes while
they sleep.
>
>>2) rule over remnants of humanity after the apocalypse
>
>Who'd want to be here after the apocalypse?  You can have it

Get this; there ain't no heavan other than what we make out of the apocalypse.
With the power of the old ones we can remake the earth anew.

>>3) health, wealth, knowledge & power
>
>Health?  I've got it.  Wealth?  It's very ellusive.  Power?  Howard Hughes
>had it all.  Where is he now?

he's better off than yopu will be when Cthulhu comes. Note you say nothing
about knowledge. Accept cthulhu or die.

yrs under the elder sign...

-Scott



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