Message-id: <S3c4.584a@looking.on.ca>
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 6:30:6 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: prb@access.digex.com (Pat)
Subject: Real Cyberpunks Don't eat quiche.
Keywords: smirk, rot13, offense=homosexuals, Cliff Stoll

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 |                             | Erny Plorechaxf |                           |
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 |    9/24/91                                                                |
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 |    Jvgu nyy guvf fuvg va gur arjf naq abj n obbx nobhg plorechaxf, jr unir|
 |n ohapu bs ynzr nffubyrf jub guvax gurl ner plorechaxf ehaavat nebhaq      |
 |oynpxravat gur anzr.  Va erfcbafr gb guvf jr'q perngrq guvf t-svyr fb      |
 |rirelobql pna gryy gur ynzref sebz gur erny plorechaxf.  Zbfg bs gurfr     |
 |jnaan-or plorechaxf jvyy cebonoyl or bssraqrq ol jung jr'er tbvat gb fnl,  |
 |orpnhfr gur qrfpevcgvba bs jung qrsvarf n erny plorechax qbrfa'g nccyl gb  |
 |gurz.  Erzrzore gubhtu, plorechax vf zbfgyl na nggvghqr (guvf t-svyr       |
 |qrfpevorf culfvpny znavsrfgngvbaf bs guvf nggvghqr), naq erny plorechaxf   |
 |qba'g trg hcfrg bire fbzrguvat jevggra va n t-svyr.                        |
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                                   PYBGUVAT

     - Erny plorechaxf qba'g jrne cnvfyrl, be nal bs gung bgure arb-
       shghevfgvp, lhccvr, negsnt fuvg.

     - Erny plorechaxf jrne zvyvgnel fhecyhf pybguvat, aba-arba pbyberq
       Tbegrk, oyhrwrnaf, obbgf (pbzong be zbgbelpyr), Snpgfurrg-5 G-Fuvegf,
       naq xvygf (ba sbezny bppnfvbaf).

     - Erny plorechaxf qba'g fubc ng Onanan Erchoyvp be gur "Znvasenzr"
       pybguvat frpgvba ng Frnef.

     - Erny plorechaxf unir gur onyyf gb tb gb Guevsg Fubcf.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Nalbar jub znxrf sha bs n plorechax fubccvat ng
       n guevsg fubc hfhnyyl jvaqf hc va VPH.

                                   PBZCHGREF

     - Erny plorechaxf qba'g hfr VOZ CPf be Gnaql 1000f.

     - Erny plorechaxf gung unir gur $$$ hfr 486f, naq 68030f.

     - Erny plorechaxf gung qba'g unir gur $$$ hfr jungrire gur uryy gurl pna
       trg nubyq bs (rkprcg VOZ CPf na Gnaql 1000f).

     - Nyy erny Plorechaxf fgvyy bja n GV-99/4N, F-100, Nccyr ][ j/Nccyr Png,
       be na Ngnev 130KR jvgu NGE8000 & 850 vagresnprf nf gurve onpxhc
       znpuvar.

     - Erny plorechaxf cebtenz va nffrzoyre naq NQN.

     - Erny plorechaxf guvax P vf phgr sbe n shpx-nebhaq ynathntr.

     - Erny plorechaxf guvax bs gur Nzvtn nf n phgr gbl.

     - Erny plorechax FLFBCF eha Fgbaruratr.

     - Erny plorechaxf ernyvmr gur Nccyr Png jnf gur orfg zbqrz rire znqr.


                                     PNEF

     - Erny plorechaxf qevir jungrire gurl pna nssbeq.

     - Erny plorechaxf arire qevir na hazbqvsvrq iruvpyr.

     - Erny plorechaxf guvax Nhqv, OZJ, naq Zreprqrf pnef freir orfg nf ebpxrg
       ynhapure gnetrgf.

     - Erny plorechaxf jub pna nssbeq gurz qevir fbzrguvat jvgu n I-8.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf tb gb rirel cbyvpr nhpgvba
       va gurve nern.

                                     GRPU

     - Nyy erny plorechaxf unir gurve unz yvprafr.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj gur qvssrerapr orgjrra n erfvfgbe naq n pncnpvgbe.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj jurer gb trg grpu purnc va gurve nern.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf cenpgvpnyyl yvir ng gurve ybpny
       fhecyhf fgber.

     - Erny plorechaxf guvax Enqvb Funpx fhpxf, ohg fgvyy ohl sebz gurer
       orpnhfr vg'f pbairavrag.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf chg centzngvfz orsber
       cevapvcyr.

     - Erny plorechaxf nyjnlf pneel n Yrngurezna Gbby.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf xabj jung n Yrngurezna Gbby vf.

     - Erny plorechaxf bja n qhny-onaq UG.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf xabj jung n qhny-onaq UG vf.
       Pbebyynel gb gur pbebyynel: Erny plorechaxf unir ubfrq ZpQbanyqf ng
       yrnfg bapr.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj ubj hfr n GQE.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Gur unir nyfb znantrq gb trg nubyq bs bar sbe
       serr.

                                CBYVGVPF & YNJ

     - Erny plorechaxf ner cbyvgvpnyyl njner, ohg nibvq trggvat vaibyirq va
       gung ohyyfuvg.

     - Erny plorechaxf guvax nyy cbyvgvpvnaf fubhyq or pnfgengrq.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf ner yvoregnevnaf.

     - Erny plorechaxf unir pbcvrf bs gurve fgngr'f ynj fgnghrf.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj gur qvssrerapr orgjrra gur Qrpynengvba bs
       Vaqrcraqrapr naq Gur Pbafgvghgvba.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf xabj jung obgu bs gubfr fnl.

     - Erny plorechaxf qba'g trg pnhtug.

                                   XABJYRQTR

     - Erny plorechaxf ernq 2600, Snpgfurrg-5, Shyy Qvfpybfher, Veba Srngure
       Wbheany, Ploregrx, Enqvb Ryrpgebavpf, Pvephvg Pryyne Vax, Pbzchgre
       Fubccre, Nzrevpna Fheiviny Thvqr, naq nal 'mvarf nobhg ybpny onaqf va
       gurve nern.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf haqrefgnaq jung gurl ernq va
       gurfr choyvpngvbaf.

     - Erny plorechaxf guvax Zbaqb2000, sbe gur zbfg cneg, fhpxf.

     - Erny plorechaxf yrnea nobhg rirelguvat sebz Pbzchgref gb Pebffobjf.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj ubj gb fcryy.

     - Erny plorechaxf fcrnx ng yrnfg 2 ynathntrf.

                                    JRNCBAF

     - Erny plorechaxf qba'g unir gur glcvpny lhccvr negsnt srne bs jrncbaf
       gung zbfg zbqrz hfref frrz gb unir.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf xabj gur inyhr bs hfrshy
       rdhvczrag.

     - Erny plorechaxf bja ng yrnfg bar tha.

     - Erny plorechaxf pneel Treore, Pbyq Fgrry, FBT, NyZne, be Fclqrepb
       oynqrf.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf guvax phfgbz fgrry vf arng, ohg
       pbfgf gbb zhpu.

     - Erny plorechaxf unir zrzbevmrq Gur Vzcebivfrq Zhavgvbaf Oynpx Obbx.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj Gur Nanepuvfg Pbbxobbx vf n pebpx bs fuvg.

     - Erny plorechaxf ohl rirelguvat nhguberq ol Frlzbhe Yrpxre naq Xheg
       Fnkba.

     - Erny plorechaxf xrrc n fhccyl bs QZFB unaql.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf xabj jung QZFB vf.

                                     ZHFVP

     - Erny plorechaxf tb gb Gur Zragbef' pbapregf jurarire gurl pna.

     - Erny plorechaxf guvax P&P Zhfvp Snpgbel vf whfg n ohapu bs bhg-bs-gur-
       pybfrg ubzbfrkhnyf.

     - Erny plorechaxf qba'g yvfgra gb Cnhyn Noqhy.

     - Erny plorechaxf guvax Zvpunry Wnpxfba fubhyq or ancnyzrq.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf guvax Zvpunry Wnpxfba vf n
       ervapneangr bs uvf zbaxrl Ohooyrf.

     - Erny plorechaxf guvax Gbc-40 fhpxf.

     - Erny plorechaxf yvfgra gb Zvavfgel, Gur Pher, Fxvaal Chccl, Gur
       Zvfsvgf, Ehfu, Cvax Syblq, rgp.

     - Va gur raq, erny plorechaxf yvfgra gb jungrire gur shpx gurl jnag.

                              CUERNXVAT & UNPXVAT

     - Erny plorechaxf guvax pbqrf ner sbe sntf, ohg hfr gurz naljnl orpnhfr
       gurl chg centzngvfz orsber cevapvcyr.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj jung GRZCRFG zrnaf.

     - Erny plorechaxf hfr qngn-gncf.

     - Erny plorechaxf unir Vagrearg npprff.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj jul Oebnqjnl Unpxre vaivgrq rirelbar gb uvf ubhfr.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj jung CCF ernyyl zrnaf.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj Pyvssbeq Fgbyy'f rk-jvsr vf n yrfovna.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf xabj gung Pyvssbeq Fgbyy vf na
       nffubyr.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj whfg ubj tbbq sevraqf Wbua Znksvryq naq Oebnqjnl
       Unpxre ner.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj jub Wbua Znksvryq vf naq jung ur jnf neerfgrq sbe.

     - Erny plorechaxf bja n oyhr obk, naq fgvyy hfr vg.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf xabj jung n oyhr obk vf, naq
       xabj ubj gb hfr vg.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj jung n GF-21 vf.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf fgbyr gurve GF-21.

     - Erny plorechaxf unir npdhverq n Oryy Flfgrz uneq-ung.

     - Erny plorechaxf unir n cnlcubar.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Gur cnlcubar orybatf gb fbzrbar ryfr.

     - Erny plorechaxf ba gur rnfg pbnfg unir nggraqrq ng yrnfg bar 2600
       zrrgvat.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf jub unir nggraqrq n 2600
       zrrgvat qba'g tb gb gurz nalzber.
       Pbebyynel gb gur pbebyynel: Erny plorechaxf ner jnvgvat sbe nabgure
       BFHAL zrrgvat.
       Shegure pbebyynel: Erny plorechaxf xabj jung BFHAL bevtvanyyl fgbbq
       sbe.

                                    URNYGU

     - Erny plorechaxf hfr Pubyvar, Tvafrat, naq Tbyqra Frny.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf xabj jung gurfr ner.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj nobhg gur zrqvpvany inyhr bs inevbhf cynagf.

     - Erny plorechaxf gnxr pner bs gurzfryirf.

     - Erny plorechaxf gnxr gvzr njnl sebz shpxvat jvgu gurve pbzchgref gb trg
       fbzr rkrepvfr.

                                 SBBQ & QEVAX

     - Erny plorechaxf qevax Wbyg.
       Pbebyynel gb gur nobir: Erny plorechaxf guvax Crcfv vf sbe negsntf.

     - Erny plorechaxf ner vagvzngryl snzvyvne jvgu gur fryrpgvba ng 7 -
       Ryrira, ohg nibvq vg jurarire cbffvoyr.

     - Erny plorechaxf xabj ubj gb pbbx.

     - Erny plorechaxf qevax Thvaarff Fgbhg.

     - Erny plorechaxf jub ner haqre 21 qvfgvyy gurve bja.

     - Erny plorechaxf pna tb gb n Fhcreznexrg naq abg trg ybfg.

     Gung'f vg sbe abj, ohg fvapr ynzref ner nyjnlf svaqvat zrj jnlf gb orpbzr
ynzr, rkcrpg n Erny Plorechaxf Iby. VV fbba.

                                       Lbhef gehyl,
                                       Gur Zra Sebz Zbatb, 9/24/91
                                       :BFHAL, GPB, CCF, FCF, CUNYPB
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