HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: zippers
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 03:47:14 GMT

In article <1992Nov18.032413.20087@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> sbooth@lonestar.utsa.edu (Simon E. Booth) writes:
>Gore-Tex?  A line of clothing produced by the new Vice President??  :-)

No, a powerful typesetting system that makes your printed documents have many
violent graphic references and appear to have blood stains.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "We're going away now. I fed the cat."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jlanter@spider.wri.com (Jeff Lanter)
Subject: Re: Lunch
Keywords: smirk, original
Organization: Wolfram Research, Inc.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 11:58:51 GMT

In <t.b> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:

>In article <gerald.721593596@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>>Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
>
>Pot. Kettle. Black.

Tea pot.

Mr. Earl Grey Kettle.

Hotblack Desiato.

The circle is now complete.  <sigh>
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Revelation
Date: 18 Nov 1992 04:00:29 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <sg1t31c@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>
>boutell@isis.cshl.org writes:
>| .... Suddenly it came clear, clear as 10-Budweiser urine on an
>| Autumn morning.
>
>Have you considered the Bulwer-Lytton contest?

He sat, considering the Bulwer-Lytton contest, melding its
ramifications with the hatred he felt for the faggot of
quince jam sticky-smeared to the ball of his foot, and
plotted his next revenge on that damnable siamese cat,
Ichibiro-San Olokashita.

				--Blair
				  "Honorable mention, maybe..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty)
Subject: brains
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 00:10:06 GMT

earlier today i smashed my head in a vice. it hurt a bit. then i just put
my thumb in my mouth and blew myself back up. it worked nicely.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: life sucks
Keywords: love oh yeah
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 00:30:44 GMT

In <9211161738.54@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>yong-mi
>>besides, you can't drink the water

>Is there any place south of Texas where you _can_ drink the water.
>I'll start another disgusting list:
>Mexico		No
>Brazil		No
>Colombia	No
>Paraguay	No

Antarctica	No
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Election night dreams.
Date: 18 Nov 1992 01:03:32 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <BxvJ3L.CCp@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
#In article <25757@sybase.sybase.com> chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive) writes:
##In article <1992Nov7.183703.15168@prime.mdata.fi>, jjj@mits.mdata.fi (Joni Jarvenkyla) writes:
##+------------+            HEY KIDS!  PUZZLE PAGE:
##|    xian    | "Taller than a Man I stand, A Slave but also Free,
##| ----<--<@  |  I tumble Houses with my Hand, And turn Milk chocolatey."
##+------------+                  WHAT AM I?
#
#The jolly brown giant

Dan Quayle Potatoe Head.

				--Blair
				  "Hail to the chef."
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Oh, by the way...
Date: 23 Nov 1992 17:58:31 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

There's another _Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_ volume out.

It gets real good in the middle.  I didn't get to the end, yet.

				--Blair
				  "Capsule reviews for wrestling fans."

P.S.  It's way better than the last one.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Doogie Houser's lost journal entry
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Distribution: talk
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 03:44:43 GMT

In article <schnitzi.722056426@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>	   January 12, 1991:  Yippee!  Finally lost virginity.  [...]

When I first read this, I thought it was about Gooley.
Gotta read them subject lines first.

mdw
-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "We're going away now. I fed the cat."
From: marks@castle.ed.ac.uk (Mark Steyn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How come
Date: 20 Nov 92 15:59:56 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:

>everytime I pick up a sharp implement I have an un-natural urge to stick it 
>into my finger ?

Don't you know?  Sigh...   I suppose I'll have to tell you then.

Ok, listen carefully.

All sharp objects are intrinsically evil.  Got that?  Good.
They are also very intelligent, though they do their best to hide it 
(and given that they have had several thousand years to practise, they
do it very well).  At first sharp objects were perfectly happy - there
were wars left, right and centre and basically they got to spend many
happy hours carving up hapless peasants and (not so hapless) knights and
bad guys.  And they were happy (in an evil sort of way).

But times changed and the demands on sharp objects changed with it.
Slowly they found that there was less and less demand for decapacitation
and more often than not they ended up carving the Sunday roast.

Gone were the magnificent sharp objects of old, the swords, the spears, 
even the daggers.  Instead they found themselves relegated to mere kitchen
cutlery and other such trivial household objects (though occassionally
some magnificent sharp objects turn up, though far more rarely than of 
old).  And they were _not_ happy about it.

But nature is a strange and unfathomable beast.  Slowly some, then
eventually all, sharp objects discovered that they had evolved a mild 
(yet _very subtle) form of telepathy which they could use to affect 
(and in rare cases control) human minds.

Thus it was that sharp objects began their reign of terror upon all human
societies, slowly at first, but as their control increases all humanity
shall suffer.

So the next time you pick up that pin and feel a queasy impulse to drive
it into warm flesh, remember my words - sharp objects are coming and as
the world has never seen them.  All men, women and children will suffer. 

You _have_ been warned!

	Mark
-- 
? Look within the Hearts of mortal men and see, ? Mark Steyn :          ?
? The Hopes, Dreams and Wishes of a world,      ? marks@castle.ed.ac.uk ?
? Guarded under Lock and Key.                   ? mpjs@dcs.ed.ac.uk     ?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: cat update
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.pets
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 00:51:46 GMT

"IN LIFE THERE IS ALWAYS AN EASY WAY TO DO SOMETHING, AND A HARD WAY."

THE HARD WAY:

cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
)
)The vet said that the reason he wasn't eating was that he
)was packed solid with impacted hairballs.
)Then the vet gave Elliot an enema.
)Elliot was too putrescent to let into the house.  So we
)bathed him. We have to pill him every day. 


THE EASY WAY:

carasso@turing.org (the dark girl) writes:
)
)My cat was acting up, so I put her in a garbage bag in the dumpster.
)Solution found.  Problem solved.


carasso,
making life a little bit easier
for the common man

...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: SSC
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 13:42:55 GMT

Yesterday I bought a pack of razors with a pivoting
micro-trak head, twin flexing blades that conform to
the curves of my face, and a Lubra-Smooth[tm] strip.
I slit my wrists with them.

------------------------------------------------------------
mark schnitzius           |  seeking guitar songbook for the
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu  |  clash's "london calling".  does
univ. of central florida  |  one even exist?  will pay top $
------------------------------------------------------------
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MY FANTASTY HEARING AID COMPANY
Date: 19 Nov 92 19:44:28 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <1eef5gINN4to@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>In article <1ec1agINNh82@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>
>>Is it my imagination, or do most of the people who like Bose products
>>wear hearing aids or have other hearing deficits?
>
>when i worked at mit, i was told that good ol' amar bose, while
>presenting a lecture, was asked why his 901 series speakers are
>never spec'd with power handling limits.  in response, he 
>unplugged a speaker from the demonstration setup, stripped the
>wire, and jammed it into a power outlet.  after a 60 Hz burst of
>appropriate duration, he reconnected the speaker to the stereo
>and continued with the lecture.
>
>if 901 speakers had been designed with this sort of feature in
>mind, they would certainly be the speakers of choice for those 
>i know who prefer 'first strike' capability in their audio systems.

Back in the "old days", the 901 series I & II were built with 9 extremely
heavy duty 4" drivers that could easily absorb 300 watts per channel. They
bought the drivers from Rola or CTS.

The 901 speakers of today are flimsy little things made with plastic
baskets by "intellectually challenged" workers on an assembly line at
Bose.  This assembly line is run under a government program that allows
Bose to pay them $2.50 per hour.  If you plugged one of these newer systems
into the AC outlet, you'd probably get a nice flame and smoke show.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A quote looking for a context
Date: 20 Nov 1992 21:08:19 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


"Any idiot can shoot a deer to death.  
But to split the skull with one shot... my god!"


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Threatening
Date: 17 Nov 92 13:55:24 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <25920@optima.cs.arizona.edu> gln@cs.arizona.edu (Gary L. Newell) writes:
>In article <1992Nov5.172328.3477@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>> i hereby rescind and retract all statements made by me regarding the
>> president and other elected officials. the post was made at a time when i
>> was quite happy that clinton had won. in my usual sarcastic manner i made
>> a suggestion that i thought was an example of extremism and which i
>> consider a form of humor. unfortunately another individual took my posting
>> as a threat to the president and other officials. this is not the case. i
>> should hope that everyone who reads this sees that my intent with the
>> previous posting was merely to cause a stir on the group alt.rush-limbaugh
>> and alt.politics.clinton, and as humor on talk.bizarre. 
>
>OK - so I was wrong - somebody was stupid enough to threaten the president in
>a public forum - do me a favor Pat - first off please fill us in when you
>get your little visit from some less than understanding souls who if they
>haven't already will probably be visiting you very soon, and second please
>lay off the hard stuff if you know you're going to be posting to thenet....
>
>			gln

Oh Boy, You Americans sure do get het up over a little joke about threatening
your presidents life.

Threaten the life of the British Prime Minister, John 'I am a Robot' Major. I
can gaurentee noone will report you to anyone. They may offer financial 
assistance though !

	  Me
-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
From: kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 18 Nov 92 18:42:31 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

In article <17440@borg.cs.unc.edu> state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State) writes:
>
>No need to be redundant.
>
>
You can say that again.

 -- ASK
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: It's looking bad for the home team.
Date: 20 Nov 92 19:55:12 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty) writes:

|something in the back of my head tells me i should not reply to this
|posting. oh well. i think it would look bad for me to be on a crime spree
|while i am under investigation. i'm sorry to have to turn down your offer

Just as well. I told one of my homeboys that I'd help him falsify some
thesis data this weekend. That oughta be fun.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Re: Dying Words for Dueling (was Re: Today's Question.)
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 04:01:38 GMT

crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou) writes:

] >In article <1992Nov19.020123.21327@cabezon.uucp> Larry Huntley,
] >larryh@cabezon.uucp writes:
] >>  that "I die that France may live!" is already in use.  I suppose we should
] >>  canvass the froup for a suitable deathless declaration.
] 
] Some possibilities, as one reels and expires:
] 
] "Next time, *I* get to be the villain."
] "The end-- it comes like lightning, or slow molasses!"
] "Aunty Em...? Toto...?"
]  <and so on.  i accidentally skew-effed the rest, hit big-P if you 
   <need to see 'em>



it is time to let a professional do this:

"You bastard, this was a new doublet!"

"Wow.  Nice shot!"  <wumph>

"Put the dinner in the oven, Marge, I'm coming home!"

"Oh........ FUCK!"

"Where'd that OTHER sword come from?"

"Ok.  I'm going to come back & shove that crossbow right down your throat,
see if I don't."

"Well, it isn't like you tied me to a tree or anything..."

"A Hit!  A palpable hit!  Alas, I breathe my last!  I can feel the darkness
closing in!  THE ROOM IS SPINNING!  MOTHER, IS THAT YOU??"

mpl
died WAY too many times for my own good.
From: btb4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (BRADLEY T BRAUN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rednecks R We (Re: Natty Bumpo ...)
Date: 21 Nov 92 04:44:21 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University


In article <Bxy57B.9M3@rice.edu>, caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>This afternoon I had just about recovered from my failure in the wilderness.
You made it back, didn't you?
>(Remember your failure in the tree!  The tree, young Jedi!)  So I didn't see
>any deer, let alone kill any.  So what.  Big deal.
>
>Got home today and got a call from my uncle, who lives north of Dallas.

So, you aren't the only redneck in the clan?

>His 10-year-old daughter shot an 8-pointer yesterday.
"The same moronic, macho personality defects that drive me to convince myself
that blasting Bambi with a .30-06 is a 'challenge,' are threatened to near
apoplexy by this."
>
>I have readjusted my sights.

Last I heard, you need to see the deer for that to matter.

> I have reloaded my firearm.
         ^^^^^^^^
"I couldn't shoot any defenseless wildlife, so I spent my time productively
putting holes in my empties."

>  My skinning knife is good and sharp; my hands are steady and my aim is true.

"I'm comin' back with a case o' Pabst."

> I have consulted the entrails of the sacred geese,
                                              ^^^^^
So, you are maybe hoping to now refer to the holy buck?  When will it end?

>and the omens are good.

Well, the first one was O.K., if you go for that popular thriller-eschatology
sort of flick.
>
>This weekend, I shall surely kill.......

...myself...

>.....unless my cousin is VERY sneaky......

...and does the job first!


--
>HWRNMNBSOL
>
-- 
Brad Braun
btb4@lehigh.edu
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From: bj159@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Christopher S. Chidsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: **BIZARRE LAWS***
Date: 18 Nov 1992 19:43:29 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc4.ins.cwru.edu


    In the local paper here, there was an article about stupid
laws similar to the ones posted before. Some examples:

	It is illegal for anyone to throw anything at or upon
	a moving aircraft.

	It it illegal to spit on or in anything not made for
	that purpose.

-- 
 |\                                   |\    |\    |\    |\
 |   Christopher Chidsey              |     |     |     |
O|   bj159.cleveland.freenet.edu     O|    O|    O|    O|
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: 20 Nov 92 19:10:07 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu writes:
|gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
||Mark., a woman is much, much more than a body pillow
|Yeah, I hear she's a smoke.

What kind of smoke would she be?

---
c j silverio
i've always wanted to play this game
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: Qats
Date: 20 Nov 92 20:07:35 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

If our cats were people, we could have them declared
criminally insane in no time at all.

BENth
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Big Bird
Date: 20 Nov 1992 21:43:17 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

Now showing in talk.religion.newage, alt.alien.visitors and
alt.religion.kibology, from the man who brought us the
_Bigfootf_Spaceman_, comes a new thread from John Winston:

In article <69901@cup.portal.com> John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
>Dear Bird Watchers: I hope you all have a good weekend and don't 
>let Big Bird get you.
>John Winston

This belongs on talk.bizarre.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Girlfriend
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 15:58:09 GMT

> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Craig Shergold) writes:
>Dit kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn):
>)  Heh.. I'm only 4'10"...  -- ASK
>
>It's probably correlated;  I've never met an Amy over 5'0" tall.              g

that is because you have obviously never met Amy ***** (real name deleted;
who wants to be discussed on t.b?), who is a music student here. she is tall
blonde gorgeous and plays the violin. she is the only female patron here who
is so beautiful that I am intimidated by helping her in any way. gawd.
good thing im attatched, or id probably have an ulcer resulting from stressing
about the best way to ask her out.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology,alt.lycra
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: 4th Street and Main Dreamscape
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 07:30:16 GMT

In article <1ef004INNdh8@agate.berkeley.edu> curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>            I was chilled to the bowels of my soul.  What sort of
>Satanic pervert would this man be?  In what ancient and corrupt rites
>would he involve me?  Into what orifices would he prod his devilish
>instruments?  To what foul ends would he torture my syntax?> at the
>trees expectantly.  Who would this grim stranger be?  <could it be...
>could it be... Kibo?  KIBO!  My heart was pounding; my blood froze.>
>An infusion of fetish was ready to take place.  <The needle was poised
>and ready; the solution of latex gleamed, virulent.>

No, it was a colloid of spandex in cellulose gel.
							-- K.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: oops
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 18:29:16 GMT

andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:

>In article <sf1rps8@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>>---
>>I left a comma out of my previous post.
>>Here it is:	,

>Oh shit, now I've got to go back and re-read your last article to find out
>where to put it.

I'll tell you where to put it.  Right up your colon.

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mark schnitzius           |  seeking guitar songbook for the
schnitzi@eola.cs.ucf.edu  |  clash's "london calling".  does
univ. of central florida  |  one even exist?  will pay top $
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tgpt_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Tom Guptill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Miss Drieux Relieves the Pain/Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 16 Nov 92 02:20:18 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1992Nov16.012504.18164@wetware.com> drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:

>blowfish@carina.unm.edu (rON.) writes:
>] 
>] Dear Miss Drieux-
>] 	Recently, I suffered a tragic loss as the timing gear on my old
>] car ran out on me. My friend James says I should wait 15 years before
>] getting a new car, but, afterall, it was a Volvo. What should I do?
>] 		signed, Clutch Situation.


Perhaps you'd like to buy an Escort?

Tom.  (My opinions are not those of the Ford Motor Company.  I do, however,
	have an opinion *of* the Ford Motor Company.)
-- 
| Tom Guptill           | tgpt_ltd@cc.rochester.edu (internet) |
| CPU Box 277445 U of R | tgpt_ltd@uordbv (bitnet)             |
| Rochester NY 14627    |                                      |
| (716) 274-0156        |                                      |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: trimper@edsi.plexus.COM (Greg Trimper)
Subject: Computer Services
Organization: Enterprise Data Systems Incorporated, Appleton WI
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 04:55:12 GMT

With all the PCness affecting even Computer Centers, which are now
called "Computer Services" Centers or somesuch,  I find it
amusing that "Computer Services" is an angram for "Corrective MessUp"

Greg Trimper   trimper@edsi.plexus.com  
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From: blosser_cy@lrc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Date: 16 Nov 92 00:01:22 GMT
Organization: Lenoir-Rhyne College, Hickory, NC

>>>>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>>>>I don't understand - what the fuck?
>>>>HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
>>>Stop it guys - these cascades suck!
>>Ignore it, dude - just pass the buck!
> Another cascade - oh, what luck! :)
don't let 'em catch you like a sitting duck!