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From: press2@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (barry.o.olson)
Newsgroups: alt.evil,alt.pagan,soc.motss,rec.games.frp,alt.atheism,alt.religion.emacs,talk.religion.misc,sci.physics
Subject: Re: Survey
Summary: what?
Date: 19 Aug 92 23:02:14 GMT
Followup-To: alt.gleeb
Organization: AT&T

In article <920818174711_70253.2621_CHC74-1@CompuServe.COM>, 70253.2621@CompuServe.COM (Chris & Susan Colvin) writes:
> When you die, where will you go?  (in the ground is not a valid answer)

Probably same place my dad went, in an urn in a vault.
> 
> If you were to die today, would you go to heaven?

If i died today, i wouldn't be answering this.
> 
> If you were to die today and God asked you, "Why should I let you into my
> heaven?" What would you say?

If i died today, you wouldn't be able to read my answer.
> 
> What is my "agenda" for asking these questions?  Just curious.

If you die tomorrow, what happens to your survey?
From: mort@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Jeff Mortensen)
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 10:55:22 GMT
Subject: Ninja Rodent Clan
Organization: Hewlett-Packard, Fort Collins, CO, USA
Newsgroups: alt.evil

	Once again I had the same thing happen to me that it did 
	8 months ago.  It involved the ninja rodent clan, and in the
	same area they claim as their own.  Driving home to have that
	ice cold frosty, and there  they where two rodents in appearance
	right in the middle of the road.  Well, being I had a great chuckle
	over my last encounter with one of these critters, I thought that 
	two of them would be an even better evil experience.  I stomped on
	my accelerator and aimed for the two of them, and yes they turned 
        out to be of the same ninja family.  Both of them saw my Jeep coming &
	took the firm martial arts stance, stood up to take on my Jeep, and
	once again I heard and felt......"THUMP!!!!!!TUMBLE!!!!!!MOOOSHHH!!!",
        I looked back to see their fate, and saw one totally flaten into red
	meat, with his arms still out to punch in my vehicle, and the other
	on its back, crivering since its hind legs where gone.
	All I could think was, "That'll teach the little bastards, next time
        I hope the whole clan is out in the road to take on my Jeep!".
	
	If it had been a person, well I might have had second thoughts since
	I just got the front end aligned. 

 

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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Survey
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 14:41:14 GMT

In article <16tkkmINN9gu@iraul1.ira.uka.de> stoesser@i31s21.ira.uka.de (Achim Stoesser) writes:
>In article <920818174711_70253.2621_CHC74-1@CompuServe.COM>, 70253.2621@CompuServe.COM (Chris & Susan Colvin) writes:
>|> When you die, where will you go?  (in the ground is not a valid answer)
>
>When you burn your computer, where will the bits go?

To the DEC Field Service office, of course!

--scott
From: 8918877t@levels.unisa.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Torture the Whole Planet (was BLOW UP THE WHOLE PLANET!)
Date: 16 Aug 92 23:09:51 GMT
Organization: University of South Australia

>In article <1992Aug12.223536.1436@lmt.mn.org>, alexa@county.lmt.mn.org (Dave Alexander) writes:
>> In article <18272.2a8920a0@levels.unisa.edu.au>, 8918877t@levels.unisa.edu.au writes:
>>> 
>>> If we blow up the planet, we cannot spread anymore evil, 
>>> that would be counter productive.
>>> 
>> Agreed. I think we should just order everyone to appear one at a time to be
>> tortured. That way, the planet would still exist and everyone would be happy!
>> 
>> Well, not *everyone*.
>> 
>> -- Alex --

To increase the nightmare, how about they get to fill out a questionaire
(923923 questions, all must be answered, or they get tortured for
every question they miss out on again) to see what sort of torture they
prefer.

Then give them a different torture method anyway.
--


==================================================
Real fear is a stone deep down within your
chest - that is all it is - nothing more.

                --==THE TERRORIST==--
                8918877t@unisa.edu.au
                     <TEAM OS/2>
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From: Jesse.Taylor@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Jesse Taylor)
Subject: Re: Where it came from (was Re: Survey)
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 19:36:54 GMT

In article <z+!n1_d.jfh@netcom.com> jfh@netcom.com (Jack Hamilton) writes:
>In article <920818174711_70253.2621_CHC74-1@CompuServe.COM> 
>70253.2621@CompuServe.COM (Chris & Susan Colvin) writes:
>>When you die, where will you go?  (in the ground is not a valid answer)
>
>Just want to point out something about this posting.  It didn't come from
>Usenet.  It was sent from CompuServe using the mail-to-news gateway at
>Berkeley.  Unless they have another account somewhere, they won't even see
>any followups. 
	Hmm... Maybe someone should collect all the replies and mail them
to those wannabe social reformers? <grin>
>-- 
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>Jack Hamilton   jfh@netcom.com   P. O. Box 281107   SF, CA   94128-1107

JT

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Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 16:41:38 -0400 
From: William Henry Timmins <wt0b+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Survey

>When you die, where will you go?  (in the ground is not a valid answer)
	Wherever people go when they die.

>If you were to die today, would you go to heaven?
	I wouldn't presume to answer that...

>If you were to die today and God asked you, "Why should I let you into my
>heaven?" What would you say?
	I would say "I don't know. How about letting me into MY heaven?" Or,
perhaps "Why not?". Lastly, "If you created me, you should know."

>What is my "agenda" for asking these questions?  Just curious.
	Interesting cross posting.

-Me
[Pooh Bear incarnate.]
<B1 c+ f+ w g+ k+ s+ r- e+ p>
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: cerebrus@eskimo.celestial.com (Dan Scherck)
Subject: Re: Bombs and Evil
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 04:39:48 GMT

bzthomps@napier.uwaterloo.ca (Zac Thompson) writes:
> In article <1992Aug11.073841.4637@eskimo.celestial.com>,
cerebrus@eskimo.celestial.com (Dan Scherck) writes:
> > Well, as for the bombs, mentioned by optical@buscard I have several
> > files detailing the creation of said devices, as do most of the
people
> > in the net. Truth is, you would be much better off looking around
your
> > hometown for said files, rather than poking in the net. 
> >  As for Evil? Does anyone have a really good definition of it? I
have
> > a pssing one, if you care to read it...
> > 
> >      EVIL: Evil is an act or actions taken by an intelligent being 
> > against another living being which is contrary to the survival of
> > the target race, whether immediately or in the future. Such an act
> > is evil to the target and all groups and sub-groups to which said
> > target belongs.
> > 
> > hows that? Anyone else care to comment?
> 
> Well, if you believe that then you probably think abortion is evil...
> Careful...
> I know evil.
> EVIL: most like me
> 
>  Zac
not necissarily. For one thing you need to look at the main usage of
abortion in the united states. (Not however the only usage)
This is to allow promiscuous sexual intercourse with impunity. By 
allowing the abortions of such children spawned by those people, the
spread of STD's such as AIDS to the offspring is stopped. It also 
ensures that those children (mostly) who are born have been planned
and wanted.
 Another side is the overpopulation problem, but that is generally
reserved for reference to third world nations where the infant 
mortality rate is high, hence, no need for abortion.
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From: norris@infonode.ingr.com (Jeff Norris)
Subject: Re: Survey
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 21:39:23 GMT

urban@stout.atd.ucar.edu (Art Urban (PROFS)) writes:
>In article <1992Aug18.201713.23219@infonode.ingr.com> norris@infonode.ingr.com (Jeff Norris) writes:
>%adams@spss.com (Steve Adams) writes:
>%>70253.2621@CompuServe.COM (Chris & Susan Colvin) writes:
>%>>[meaningless fundie survey]
>%
>%Where the *HELL* did _this_ come from?
>%-jeff
>Would you believe it came from somebody already dead and buried in the ground,
>because he failed to answer god's multiple choice question? 

NEVERMIND!  After belatedly checking the Newsgroups: line I can tell it came 
from a fundie pest who thinks it is their "calling" to annoy the hell out of 
everyone else (no pun, no smiley).  

After this post this thread goes in my kill file.  PLEASE everyone else do 
the same; or if you just *have* to follow-up, by all means edit the 
Newsgroups: line to just the 'real' religion news groups.

-jeff
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From: sanders@iitmax.iit.edu (Greg Sanders)
Subject: Re: Survey
Organization: Illinois Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 02:46:59 GMT

For some reason I feel like answering honestly.

In article <920818174611_70253.2621_CHC74-1@CompuServe.COM> 70253.2621@CompuServe.COM (Chris & Susan Colvin) write:

>When you die, where will you go?  (in the ground is not a valid answer)

Well, of course I will go to hell, as that is where people need help.

>If you were to die today, would you go to heaven?

I think you would have to be totally lacking in compassion to zip
off to heaven if there are persons in hell.  What kind of "heaven"
would that be???
 
>If you were to die today and God asked you, "Why should I let you into my
>heaven?" What would you say?

I wouldn't care and perhaps wouldn't answer.  It's sort of a strange question
you propound here for God to be asking (and a bizarre God it presupposes).
From your point of view, though (apparently believing in this God), God 
presumably wouldn't learn anything from me answering such a question.

>What is my "agenda" for asking these questions?  Just curious.
>
>Bye,
>CDC
>

Well Chris and Susan, if you are really curious about these matters,
don't just ask us.  Find out for yourselves!
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: My Evil Dog
From: r0016@desire.wright.edu
Date: 19 Aug 92 14:01:00 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

	My Evil Dog

	I used to live next door to this old lady, who will remain
nameless...However, let us suffice it to say that she was a post menapausal
witch from the nether regions.  She hated everyone and everything except...

     ...Her only pet...A humungous white fraggin' RABBIT.

	Now, I have this nasty ol' heinz-57 mutt that                          
loves nothing better than to jsut fertilize the lawn all day long.  Needless to
say that she didn't care for him one little bit, and the feeling was mutual. 
Anyhow, she always used to threaten to put my dog in the pound if he ever got
out of the yard and even came close to her rabbit, whom she kept in a hutch out
back.  I figured she'd do it, too, because she used get off on doing stuff like
that:  calling the police on strangers, writing down liscence plate numbers on
"suspicious-looking" vehicles, you know-- the works...
	So one day, I come home to find that my dog is in the backyard with
this lady's stinking, worthless rabbit in his mouth.  Now, I can't figure out
how he got out of our yard, or even into the rabbit's cage, for that
matter...also, the little rodent looks almost too healty to be dead...but I'm
not trying to be Sherlock Holmes...my dog is gonna buy it in the pound if I
didn't do something fast.  It was five in the evening, and the old witch got
home around a quarter after, so I didn't have a whole lot of time to work with,
but I pulled the little booger out of his mouth, took it to the sink, washed it
all up with dish-soap, and blow-dried it until it was only a little damp. 
Finally, I jumped my backyard fence, and placed the rabbit neatly on his side
in its cage...
	...then, I sit, and I just wait...

	Five thirty rolls around, and the lady gets home...she's a little
late--but that's okay, because I needed the time to dry her pet off.  So,
anyhow, I'm sitting in my backyard, waiting for her to go out and find that her
precious little rabbit has expired "naturally" (and I'd planned on going over
and offering my condolences, just to ham it up bit).  So, she gets out into her
back yard, and she has a trash bag in her hand, and she's in the process of
throwing bits and pieces of scrap wood that had been laying around the rabbit's
hutch for ever since I can barely remember...this strikes me as a little odd,
because she never did that before.  It almost seemed like she was packing her
hutch away, or something--I couldn't figure it out.  Anyways, she looks into
the cage and stares for a little bit, and screams stark raving bloody murder,
drops all of her stuff on the spot and runs inside the house.  Later, Animal
Control came to take the little beast off...
	...I found out three days later that her rabbit HAD died a natural
death...only a day before my stupid dog had dug it up for a snack...
	...kinda gives a new meaning to rolling over in your grave, don't ya
think?

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From: twpierce@amhux1.amherst.edu (Tim Pierce)
Subject: Re: Survey
Followup-To: alt.evil
Organization: Amherst College, Amherst MA
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 06:47:13 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.184906.8504@athena.mit.edu> Charlie Fulton <charlie@isis.mit.edu> writes:

>Happy to oblige.  Please consider converting to Satanism and
>Homosexuality.

You must think this is amusing.  Please keep whatever brand of humor
it is out the fuck of soc.motss.

-- 
____ Tim Pierce                / "I don't know how much support NAMBLA
\  / twpierce@amherst.edu      /  has in the gay community."
 \/ (BITnet: TWPIERCE@AMHERST) /   -- Clayton Cramer, August 1992
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (<<<***Steve Franklin***>>>)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Well, I'm gone...for now!!!
Date: 13 Aug 92 13:15:02 GMT
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada

In <rauser.713661207@sfu.ca> rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser) writes:

>   Well, the semester ended today, so I'm back to Kelowna, the slimy,
>disgusting hellhole (about as disgusting as Bathsheba and as pathetic
>as Steve "Nodickified" Franklin) where my parents live.

   Hey Rich. You realy have a few problems. Not only do you write the
crappy stories, but then you try and be funny. Strike two amigo. Then
again, I guess you won't get to read this.
   Incedentally, Kelowna ain't such a bad place. You could do worse you
know. Or are you just pissed off because every girl there laughs when 
you approach them? that would piss me off too. 

>    But fear not, fellow alt.evilers...I'll be back September 1 to trade
>insults once again. 

   Oh joy. When have you ever traded insults? At least good ones. Rich,
your humor is about as dry as your stories are boring. However, I 
guess without individuals like you, there would be no one to make fun of
within this group. Perhaps I should be thanking you?

>    Steve "Fagified" Franklin...I enjoyed flipping through your long, boring
>slam of Grand Master Dong. It was a thoroughly pathetic waste of space.

  Ahhh... Here we go - The repressed nature of Rich is revealed. Remember
when you were a little kid and you thought it was such a great insult to
call a kid a fag? Well, it's not much of a comeback nowadays. Guess I
couldn't expect any more from you.

>    Jennifer Crystal Fang-Chien: Later, babe! 

   Ahh yes... What ever came of this ASCII flirting of yours Rich? You're
still single I trust? What? Never had a date before? See, if you had
asked bathsheba (sp?) out, and sent her a few of your oh-so-romantic
stories, she might have obliged. You should know not to try and pick up
those with their sanity intact. You don't stand a fighting chance.

>    To all my fans out there...keep reading! 

   Oh, with pleasure Rich.

>    Back September 1...

   Heh. See, this is funny. I know that I dont' post a helluva lot of
evil on this group, but I still get a chuckle from it once in a while.
However, this guy thinks there are some out here who care that he's coming
back. Show of hands please?

>-----------------
>"Remember, no matter where you go, there you are." -Dr.Banzai

My vote for dumbest quote of the year. (knocks a quayle quote into second
position)

steve
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From: boesch@cs.washington.edu (Eric Boesch)
Subject: Stu's Assasination & Organ Warehouse
Organization: Bull Milking Dept., Special Sauce Bureau, McDonald's
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 07:11:31 GMT

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5% off on victims with type O blood
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laying down your life for your loved ones.  If there's someone you know 
who needs an organ transplant, but can't afford it, there are many types 
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Newsgroups: alt.evil,alt.flame
From: ricegm@ecf.toronto.edu (George Matthew Rice)
Subject: Re: All this recent discussion
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 22:03:49 GMT

In article <26429@life.ai.mit.edu> daz@hal.gnu.ai.mit.edu (David A. Z.) writes:
>And if you had SLEPT with asian girls (in addition to girls of
>other races) you'd KNOW that they are MUCH TIGHTER than other women on
>
You have obviously never screwed a white girl that does ballet.
<YUM-YUM> (of course if you get them before puberty they are even
tighter.)

Matthew
Organization: Senior, Mathematics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.evil,alt.pagan,soc.motss,alt.atheism,alt.religion.emacs,talk.religion.misc,talk.religion.newage,sci.physics
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 19:48:52 -0400 
From: Thomas Omar Smith <ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Survey
	<1992Aug18.220152.29553@zip.eecs.umich.edu>

Please remove this from .frp.  Fantasy role playing is not a religious
activity in any sense.  It is a recreational activity, just like any
other game.

					Tom the non hacker
					Kemp in 96!
					"If patriotism is the last refuge
					of scoundrels,  Then environmentalism
					is the current refuge of totalitarians."
					Bob Jackson
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From: mad@spirit.spirit.clearpoint.com (Michael Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.evil,soc.motss,rec.games.frp,alt.atheism,alt.religion.emacs,talk.religion.misc,talk.religion.newage,sci.physics,alt.pagan
Subject: Re: Survey
Date: 21 Aug 92 13:06:28 GMT
Organization: Walking Dead Man Bar and Grille

On 20 Aug 92 04:46:24 GMT, psavoie@terranet.cts.com (Pierre Savoie) said:

Survey> "If you were to die today and God asked you, 'Why should I let
Survey> you into my heaven?', what would you say?"

Pierre>    I would point out to my time-share certificate for a condo
Pierre> near Cloud 9 and Purgatory Beach.  I bought into it along with
Pierre> these other guys named Lou Siffer, B.L. Zeebub, A.S. Modeus,
Pierre> B.E. Lial and N.Q. Bus. Think God'll honor it?
                      ^^^^^^^^

Don't tell me DEC has yet another bus to deal with!?!  :^)


Pierre> UUCP: zoo.toronto.edu!generic!terranet!psavoie
Pierre> ARPA: generic!terranet!psavoie@zoo.toronto.edu
Pierre> INET: psavoie@terranet.cts.com


-mad
--

Michael A. Davis		mad@spirit.clearpoint.com

Clearpoint Research Corp. / 135 Parkwood Drive / Hopkinton, MA 01738
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