From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: MY INNERMOST SECRETS REVEALED!
Keywords: F. O. A. D.
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 01:30:27 GMT

In <1992Aug31.205711.24541@cs.rose-hulman.edu> jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:

>I do not normally post email to the groups, and do not even necessarily agree  
>with doing it, but thought this would be self-explanatory.

   Sheezus - I can't believe how lame you are. Posting email is about
the lamest thing to do - the funny thing is, if you had asked me, I would
have probably encouraged it. Instead, you went and posted stuff that
had no business doing. Are you that depraved for entertainment? In any case,
you obviously will find support with this age old tactic. You see, most
people would be shocked that you posted mail, unless it's from an individual
that they do not like. This is deemed hypocrisy, and I request that you 
find the definition for that in the dictionary. 

>>Thank you for placing me in your killfile, and congrats on making 
>>a post to talk.bizarre - however, you should have said:
>>"will someone please flame this individual because I have neither
>>the ability or intelligence to do so." Nice cop-out though. I'm sure
>>you're working real hard, yet you have time to sift through the tonnes
>>of crap in bizarre..
>>   get a life, and figure out how to KILLFILE your mail as well...

>Dear Stevie,

   Heck. We're friends. Call me Mr. Franklin

[bunch of drivel about how hard and tiresom his job is]
>all of us are computer geeks, either. I work on the hardware, and could not  
                                   that's any better?^^^^^^^^
>In the future, should you wish to post for the express pleasure (on your part)  
Gotta love a guy who has no concept of 80 columns when posting eh? ---------^
>To quote you, "get a life". Now, fuck off and die, and don't bother me again.  
                ^^^^man, how little you know
But, YOu DO have such a nice way with words. The way you can string
together profanities is just utterly eloquent. Didn't you have to take 
English 101 way back in university? Oh, didn't do university huh? Well,
I'd recommend it. It makes you a much more interesting person.

>And to think that I had the opportunity to visit Halifax once in 1981; I came  
>away from there with the impression that the people there were pretty good  
>people, not stupid, and very open and friendly. You have given that image a  
>black eye, in my eyes, and I sincerely hope that some of those same people see  
>some of the SHIT you post, find you, and give you the appropriate butt-fucking  
>you so obviously want and deserve. 

The little homosexual implications aren't effective mate, but I assure you that
they are noted. In any effect, everyone on my computer system knows me,
and apparently no black eyes have riddled my face. Why is that you are
peeved so? I think that your caffeine addiction is gettin the best of you.
   Now, if you consider one mailing item unsolicited, then you're off
beat significantly. If you consider me to have blackened Halifax as a whole,
then you are well mislead, and take life WAY too seriously. If you reply
to this, then I'll have a chuckle that you didn't KILLFILE as you had
initially promised.
   ciao
steve
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