From: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Aaaaaagggghhhhhh!!!!!
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:31:12 GMT
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ReplyTo: leveret@warren.demon.co.uk
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[sigh] I *really* hate to do this - no, honestly - but the time has come
to turn the spotlight upon some of my fellow Demons ... and I'm not even
going to *mention* fis@evil ... nor am I gonna inflict upon you the
sudden rash of five, six or even eight line PGP encryption keys which
certain people here who ought to know a LOT better have started using ...

In demon.ip.support abutler@ariel.demon.co.uk (Tony Butler) writes:

[two-line follow-up to twenty-line article, of which ten were
originally blank anyway, followed by]

>
>      ---  _   _
>       |  (_) ( ) (_|.
>      --------------|-
>                   -
>
>
>     +---+        Internet: abutler@ariel.demon.co.uk         +---+
>    /   /|                                                    |\   \
>   +---+ |        Fido net: Anthony Butler @ 2:250/408        | +---+
>   |   | +                                                    + |   |
>   |   |/      CompuServe : 100041,2055                        \|   |
>   +---+                                                        +---+
>

Tony ? Tooy ? Loony ? Iong ? Anyway, we've warned you before - WTFMLBIYS!


And tony@morgan.demon.co.uk (Tony Kidson) makes a one line post and appends:
>------------------+-------------------------------+--------------------------+
>| Tony Kidson     |`morgan' is an 8MB  486/33 Cat-| Voice +44 81 466 5127    |
>| Morgan Towers,  |Warmer with a 670 MB Hard Disk.| E-Mail                   |
>| Morgan Road,    |It  resides at Morgan Towers in| tony@morgan.demon.co.uk  |
>| Bromley,        |Beautiful  Down Town  Bromley. | tny@cix.compulink.co.uk  |
>| England BR1 3QE |            -=<*>=-            | 100024.301@compuserve.com|
>+=================+===============================+==========================+

I think the bottoms are about to drop out of *your* little boxes, Tony ...
they aren't quite engaged properly in the little pegs on the bottoms of
the uprights ... I just hope they won't squash your cat, or your
willy-waving 670Mb Hard Disk ...


And martin@pandora.demon.co.uk (Martin White) signs:
> | Martin White     |  Internet: martin@pandora.demon.co.uk                   |
> | Hatfield,        |  Cix     : mwhite         ibmmail: ibmmail(gbsedmgw)    |
> | Herts. England   |---------------------------------------------------------|
> |------------------| pandora.demon.co.uk is a private node within the domain |
> | demon.co.uk, and is not associated with any other demon.co.uk site.        |

I don't know why .. there is just something so aesthetically displeasing
about the offset divider, and particularly the way it runs into the 'i'


And roger@fist.demon.co.uk (Roger Pfister) makes another one-line followup:

>Roger Pfister (silent "P")      !    "demon" is a dial-up subscription
>      Watford, England          !    internet service.  I am in no way
>   roger@fist.demon.co.uk       !    assocated with other machines  or
>rpfister@cix.compulink.co.uk    !    users in the "demon" domain.


And tim@rcsl.demon.co.uk (Tim Frost) apparently has an inflamation of
the colon ...

>:: Tim Frost ::::::::::::::::::: Roundhill Computer Systems Limited ::
>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Marlborough SN8 1SU England ::
>:: tim@rcsl.demon.co.uk ::::::::::::: +44 (0) 672 84 535 (fax: 525) ::
>:: rcsl is not associated with any other (dial-up) demon.co.uk site ::


And finally pete@beowulf.demon.co.uk (Peter Lynch.) dots out:
>...............................................................................
>.. demon is a commercial internet gateway .......... Pete Lynch               .
>.. providing access for unrelated users   .......... Marlow, England          .
>.................................................... pete@beowulf.demon.co.uk .


Sheesh! Just what is it with these Demon subscribers ? I'm *so* glad I'm
not associated with any of them!
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