HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: "Normal" body temperature
Date: 29 Sep 92 00:51:09 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

Our next contestant, all the way from alt.folklore.science and
alt.folklore.urban, let's give him a BIG hand!

In article <35426@cbmvax.commodore.com>, macon@cbmvax.commodore.com (Glen Macon) writes:

  [Nine line post deleted]
>
>
>\_  \_  \_  \_  \_  \_  \_  \_ 
>
>    \_\_\_      \_      \_                  Glen Macon 
>   \_            \_\_  \_\_     any-net: macon@cbmvax.commodore.com
>   \_             \_ \_\_ \_            Standard disclaimer...    
>    \_   \_\_\_    \_  \_  \_   Commodore doesn't endorse what I say, I do
>     \_       \_    \_      \_           Who wants to know...
>       \_     \_     \_      \_           Robot roll call...  
>	 \_\_\_       \_      \_   Cambot!  Gypsy!  Tom Servo!  Croooooow!
>	                                           (__)              
> \_  \_  \_  \_  \_  \_  \_  \_  \_  \_            (..)
>					    /-------\/  moo
>   All those moments will be lost in time, / |     ||
>   like tears in the rain.		  *  ||----|| 
>					     ^^    ^^

Well, the judges give you high marks on the barely-preceptible tab
damage.  However, the \_ font is just too trendy right now. I'm
afraid you don't qualify for the Monitor Buster Gran Prix.

Better luck next time!

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (In the face of mockers, still signing off above my .sig)

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Twice)
-- 
  "Didn't expect to see me again,         | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
eh, Svengali?"                            |  [Not a UCSD employee]
     -- Bugs Bunny                        |
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Philcon @! ?
Date: 6 Oct 92 22:31:46 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <Bvo21F.GD0@access.digex.com> electro@access.digex.com (Gary Ehrlich) writes:
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>      ELECTRO  | Gary J. Ehrlich           | "Real filkers don't document;
>     E         | Live from Columbia, MD    |  if it was hard to write it   
>    ELECTRO    |                           |  should be hard to scan!"     
>   E           | electro@access.digex.com  |            *
>  ELECTRO      | G. EHRLICH on GEnie       |           \|/ 
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>positive energy projector * master of the t-square * punster extraordinare
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>
>-- 
>--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>      ELECTRO  | Gary J. Ehrlich           | "Real filkers don't document;
>     E         | Live from Columbia, MD    |  if it was hard to write it   
>    ELECTRO    |                           |  should be hard to scan!"     



i know this one's been done before, but not twice (ok, 1.5) times in one
post...

filk this, bucko!

bah. (and sine nomine has great taste in music)


--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: WANTED:  AD&D Module : Dargard Keep
Date: 25 Sep 92 02:11:40 GMT
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.
NNTP-Posting-Host: winnie.cs.adelaide.edu.au

In article <19qh5jINN4k7@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, 
   eph3@po.CWRU.Edu (Ephraim P. Hochberg) puzzles us with this siggy morsel:
|> -- 
|> Ephraim Hochberg	"Ada - ardors and arbors" -Vladimir Nabokov
|> eph3@po.cwru.edu  Internet
|>   	    \ /	     				             \ /
|>         0----|=============== Who is John Galt ===============|----0

 What a truly strange assertion to make: Who is John Galt. Yes, but who
is Who? Without that essential information we have merely a statement of
equality (or identity) between two unknowns . . . curious indeed.

 And as for the barphic, well I guess you're probably thinking that the
tab-damage is what's stopping you immediately recognise what it's supposed
to be . . .

    	    \ /	     				             \ /
        0----|=============== Who is John Galt ===============|----0

Nope.

 My best guess is that it's another inews victory. Running this sig segment
through the Meach Sig-Reconstructor (which incidentally rebuilds an entire
sig from a single sig-cell by a fuzzy logic technique) confirms this:

    	    \ /	     				             \ /
        0----|=============== Who is John Galt ===============|----0
             |                                                |
             |  R   |\/\/\/|                     |\/\/\/|   D |
             |      |      |                     |      |   A | 
             |  U   |      |    =====  =====     |      |   N | 
             |      | (o)(o)    =====  =====     | (o)(o)     | 
             |  S   \      _)                    \      _)  4 | 
             |       | ,___|    =====  =====      | ,___|     |  
             |  H    |   /      =====  =====      |   /     P | 
             |      /____\                       /____\     R | 
             |     /      \   (double ='s like  /      \    E |
             |                 in Amiga C!)                 Z |
             |        Who                       John Galt   ! | 
             |    //                                          | 
             |   //     SEE ... THEIR THE SAME ...!!!!        |
             | \//                                            |             
             |                                                | 
        0----|=============== Who gives a Fuck ===============|----0
     	    / \                                              / \            


Dean.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt         |"Next to being witty yourself, the best thing
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au |  is to quote another's wit" - C.N.Bovee
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: patlo@microsoft.com (Pat Loughery)
Subject: Re: Latest episode
Date: 06 Oct 92 01:33:50 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.
Keywords: Elaine and Crazy Joe

In article <1992Oct3.013845.19404@cs.ucla.edu> salomone@ficus.cs.ucla.edu wrote:
> 
> --
>    _/    _/  _/_/_/_/  _/       _/_/         John R. Salomone, UCLA CS Dept.
>   _/    _/  _/        _/     _/    _/        3680A Boelter Hall
>  _/    _/  _/        _/     _/_/_/_/         Los Angeles, CA  90024
> _/    _/  _/        _/     _/    _/          Office Phone:  (310) 825-8524

Inews gives us a chance for another entertaining another round of...

	Complete that .sig !!

The left part is easy, the right part could be anything.

--
                  Pat Loughery [patlo@microsoft.com] 
"I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet,
                so I took his shoes."   -- Dave Barry
From: rogue@cellar.org (Rachel McGregor)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: THE BEST DAMNED JOKES EVER!!!
Date: 26 Sep 92 19:29:17 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:

> -- 
> HEAVEN_____     =*- Jesus -*=                     =========================||
>            |__                                    ||    Samuel Stoddard    ||
>    _|_        |__               Which way are     ||         a.k.a         ||
> |   |            |__              you going?      ||       The  Rink       ||
> |                   |__                           ||   ss1@kepler.unh.edu  ||
> |                      |__                        ||      rink@unh.edu     ||
> |                         |_____HELL              || ss_cs611@unhh.unh.edu ||
> |_______    -Buddha-Hinduism-Confucius-Mohammed-  ||=========================

The Rink, eh?  First time I've heard about a fuckwitted intolerant 
Jesus-freak who got off on people skating across his body.  But hey, if it's
his desire, I'm sure lots of people would oblige.

           
    Rachel McGregor (rogue@cellar.org)  research contractor, modem junkie
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
 The Cellar BBS: 215/654-9184: quickly becoming the Net's most infamous site
 If you don't believe that, look for rogue, darling, richh, techie, or revpk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: TA II: Changed Actress? (No Spoilers)
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 92 13:08:54 GMT

gryphon@lektroid.WPI.EDU (/tmp) writes:

["> "s removed to prevent deadly emacs line wrap]

-- 
"Quotes are for people who don't have anything to say for themselves."  --JHM
Addresses: Hit R or save it, read the headers, and use finger.  If you're not
using unix, deal with it.  Here's a hint: it's somewhere in this solar system.
                                                                             ^
                                                                             |
                                                                             |
Oooh!  Nice hanging punctuation there.  Kibo would be proud of you, _________/
if he read it.  Unfortunately, he may not notice it since his name
isn't mentioned anywhere in this article.  Whoops.  Damn.

-- 
Kevin, who still thinks that Kibo doesn't need to grep the news spool
       because he really *does* read all of the ~4000 groups at world.
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: That Smarts ! Was:
Date: 29 Sep 92 14:49:33 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <1992Sep25.025133.14504@news.weeg.uiowa.edu> elowther@news.weeg.uiowa.edu (Edward Lowther) writes:
>-- 
>Edward Lowther     +Standrd+ elowther@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu |:-( 4lin.sig.givrs
>University of Iowa + DISCL +-------------------------------/------------------ 
>Graduate College   + AIMER + Slartibartfast, on the desctruction of Earth:
>Dept.Computer.Sci   +here +     "Yes, the mice were furious"     

	Awwww, the frowny face for his evil institution limiting him to a
4-line .sig!

	This is not challenge enough for the True Warlord, though, as Ed
manages to jam as much ugliness as he can into those terribly limited four
lines: voted Most Likely To Use An Inappropriate Border, Iowa division.

--
Steve Buffum           | "I seem to be having some difficulty with my
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  lifestyle." -- A. Dent
From: android@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Andrew J. Petrarca)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: TA II: Changed Actress? (No Spoilers)
Date: 30 Sep 1992 22:43:16 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <1992Sep30.155710.3504@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>
 rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:

>>[bah.]

>hey now...that's been trademarked over at alt.angst....no vicarious use of 
>the bah. unless it's been obviously modified in some way. (see turbobah,
>BAH, or doublebah.)
>
>bah. (tm)

Bestoweth upon mine humble self a break.

beth.

-- 
Andrew John Petrarca | "I do not feel pleasure.
this line is filler  |  I am only an android."
android@wpi.wpi.edu  |                    -Data
____________________/ \________________________
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I)
Subject: Re: TA II: Changed Actress? (No Spoilers)
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 92 10:06:20 GMT
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand

liz@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mistress Elizabeth) writes:

> I really don't care if my .sig gets warlorded.  You see, it's a manner or
> *expression* to me.

I'm sure The Warlord of The West thought his was a manner of expression
as well, but that was never considered a valid reason to not post it
here.

>                     I keep it to a reasonable length (usually no more
> than 6 lines) and you don't see me using any BUAF's.

But but but Uncle George says that anything over 4 lines is fair game,
so it *must* be okay.

> >Yes, the border work is disintegrating fast, though at least you have managed
> >to replace Tiffany with Don Henley. 
> 
> If you weren't such a dolt, you might realize that the "Her mind is Tiffany
> twisted" is from Hotel California, by the Eagles.  Gee, wasn't Don Henley
> in that band?

If Dan was quick he'd claim that it was a deliberate mistake and ask
George for a point on the followup.

						- k
-- 
Craig Harding            kilroy@acme.gen.nz             ACME BBS +64 6 3551342
"Jub'er lbh pnyyvat n obmb?"
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: gay science fiction
Date: 1 Oct 92 07:46:12 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

In soc.motss, phi@sage.cc.purdue.edu (The Dark Sage) signs:
:
|Patrick                                      /  
|                      /          /          /        
|     __      __    __/_  _          __     /         
|    /  \    /  \    /   / \    /   /  \   / \        "If you're not having
|   /   /   /   /   /   /  /   /   /      /\_/         fun, you're doing some-
|  /\__/\__/\__/\__/\__/   \__/\__/\___/ /   \__/      thing wrong." -Patrick
| /
|/     "Shoplifters of the world, unite and take over!" -The Smiths
|-- 
|
|+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
|| Steve Mancini (a.k.a. The Minotaur) | mancinis@mentor.cc.purdue.edu   |
||    Grad Student {Dazed & Confused}  | mancinis@vm.cc.purdue.edu       |

I really can't figure out what that BUAF says: "Steve" or "Mancini"?

Tx. [from "Dark Sage" to "Dazed & Confused", yup, I'll go for that]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Star Trek Angst
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 00:21:46 GMT

rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins) writes:
[Meech's wonderful barphic deleted - that from somebody's sig?]
>ah, the smell of napalm in the morning... (i forget who said that)...
>but why the big kaboom, meach?
>bah.

Maybe she's from from a-bah-deen....

-- 
Read the header.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: More tasteless acronyms (or The Tale of the Unfinished List)
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 13:11:33 GMT

In rec.humor, cobra@jab.tucson.az.us (Cobra) signs:

>           _____         ______________________   _____                
>       |/    |          | cobra@jab.tus.az.us |     |        /\        
>       |\ en |hompson   |  cobra@datalog.com  |     |ucson, /--\rizona 
>     ------------------------------------------------------------------

It's people like this who make George's "4 line no warlord" limit look bad.

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach made me do it, but I was going to do it anyway...
From: ewhac@ntg.com (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: HATE
Date: 2 Oct 92 17:23:16 GMT
Organization: Politically Incorrect Software, Ltd.

In article <1992Sep26.222706.27755@prime.mdata.fi> in alt.sex.bondage,
iikkap@mits.mdata.fi (Iikka Paavolainen) signs:
>--
> __/|_  ,  ,--------------------------------------------------------------,
>/o    \/:--| Iikka Paavolainen / iikkap@mits.mdata.fi, in Espoo, Finland  |
>\__~__/\:--| "I won't have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent."    |
>   `    `  `--------------------------------------------------------------'

	Worst map of Finland I've ever seen.  It looks just like Australia.

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Leo L. Schwab -- The Guy in The Cape                    ewhac@ntg.com
 \_ -_          Recumbent Bikes:                ..or..  ewhac@well.sf.ca.us
O----^o       The Only Way To Fly.                     (pronounced "EH-wack")
	"In desperation, the government sent for Bullwinkle J. Moose."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Fwd: <None>
From: Mark Beirne Lively <ml5a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 00:39:33 -0400 
Organization: Sophomore, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu writes on alt.overlords

>Please keep me on the lis!;8;9;15c-- 
>      .    _  .     _____________ 
>      |\_|/__/|    /             \ 
>     / / \/ \  \  / Happy! Happy! \      
>    /__|O||O|__ \ \   Joy! Joy!   / 
>   |/_ \_/\_/ _\ | \  ___________/      
>   | | (____) | ||  |/                       
>   \/\___/\__/  // _/
>   (_/         ||   
>    |          ||\   Norman Sippel
>     \        //_/   alias Norman "Muddy" Stimpy
>      \______//      
>     __|| __||       Email: ngsippel@miavx2.ham.muohio.edu
>    (____(____)             ngsippel@komodo.ham.muohio.edu
>          

	Boy, I am so overwhelmed by this one.  That is the entire post 15 lines
to say one thing which should have been done through e-mail.

Intellectual Detrivore
Bear aka the Lord High Rulebender aka (ML5A@ANDREW.CMU.EDU)
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Star Trek Angst
Date: 29 Sep 92 22:58:11 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Sep29.174619.26302@usl.edu> tlb2665@usl.edu writes:
>
>--
> _____           _                         | InterNet: tlb2665@usl.edu
>   |   _  __    |_|     __  |  _  .  _  |_ | Voice: (318) 232-8298
>   |  | | |||   | | | | | ' | |-' | |_| | ||"Reality is a collective
>   '  '-' '''   '-' '-' '   ' '-' ' ,_| ' '|hunch." -- Lily Tomlin


ew....24 point plaid with claws!

but a plus for the lily tomlin quote....

bah.

--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: A good joke!
Date: 29 Sep 92 15:24:30 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <1992Sep29.014931.3333@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>In rec.humor, jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy) writes:
>[A _really_ lame joke make even worse by poor punctuation, spelling and
>grammar (not that I'm going to blame somebody who doesn't speak English as a
>first language) - and then the final line:]
>>HA HA HA.(Got it?He pressed the button...no Bagdad..got it?)
>[Sure glad he explained the punchline.  Sorry "Livy", the reason nobody
>laughs isn't that we don't get the joke...]
>
>[I'll use TeX notation here because of the 80 column club]
>\begin{sig}
>>
>---------------This Was Another L I V Y ' S  Production----------------------
>
>  __     __  __    ___ __     _     ___   __
>    |      |   \     /   |     \       \    | VM/CMS:
>    |      |    \   /    |    _ \       \   | JHSEGALL @ Weizmann.weizmann.ac.il
>    |___   |       /     |    _  \    |  \  | UNIX:
>        |  |      /      |   /    \   |     |  JHSEGAL  @ Wiscon.weizmann.ac.il
>\end{sig}
>80 columns, BUAF (29 point Missing Block Shadow) with the A done wrong,
>shouting email addresses, bad grammar, blank lines.
>
>Vile.


hey, i claim the points for this one. i did it yesterday.
i'm just LIVId.

bah.

--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Subject: Re: Man Bites Liz! (was Re: TA II: Changed Actress? (No Spoilers))
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 15:10:22 GMT

klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:

>kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I) writes:

>> Hey, no fair, on that basis McBride would have won by now.

>*plonk*

This thread is going to change the current standings drastically.

-- 
This sig is smaller than Kibos
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Berlin wall. (was: Find the hidden symbols)
Date: 2 Oct 92 09:08:03 GMT
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Originator: guckes@medusa


   ---_---_---
   | |_| |_| |
   |         |
>-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Sven@checkpoint.charlie.de =-=-=-

Quoting GFMcQ:
> It's the Berlin Wall, usually only visable in american art galleries!

It IS the Berlin wall, indeed! And it sure is a pity it's only visible abroad.
We payed so much for it, and it was so easy to have it taken down.
The next one will be much better, though.
It will make the Chinese Wall look like brick on a road. Promise!

Sven ;)
-- 
Sven@iron.curtain.de | Ossi: "Wir sind ein Volk!" - Wessi: "Wir auch!"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Subject: Re: THE BEST DAMNED JOKES EVER!!!
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 92 22:47:08 GMT

pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:

>rogue@cellar.org (Rachel McGregor) writes:

>>    Rachel McGregor (rogue@cellar.org)  research contractor, modem junkie
>>    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
>> The Cellar BBS: 215/654-9184: quickly becoming the Net's most infamous site
>> If you don't believe that, look for rogue, darling, richh, techie, or revpk

>Now _this_ sig has got possibilities!
>"Modem Junkie"?  Yeah, I used to smoke them, now I mainline them.
>And a BBS ad - worse than a Rush quote, IMHO, especially with that crap
>about 'Net's most infamous site'.  Sorry, unless you have Kibo, The Meach,
>Oleg, or Charles Lasner there, you're not even in the running.

Get Hasan B. Mutlu and John Palmer for a start. Work on it from there.
-- 
This sig is smaller than Kibos
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Reef Tank Filtration Question
In-reply-to: penfold@bnr.ca's message of Wed, 30 Sep 1992 19:40:24 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 92 02:11:12 EDT

In article <1992Sep30.194024.17214@bnr.ca> penfold@bnr.ca (Harvey Schwartz) writes:

>--
>
>Cheers,
>Harvey
>
>??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>??                   ??                                                 ??
>??  Harvey Schwartz  ??  Since no one ever wants to share my opinions,  ??      
>??  penfold@bnr.ca   ??  they are obviously mine alone.                 ??
>??                   ??                                                 ??
>??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>??                                                                      ??
>??  How much deeper would the ocean be if there were no sponges in it?  ??
>??                                                                      ??
>?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? 
>

Not deep enough for this sig, I can tell you that.

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ?"WeWontWarlordIt"?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    * - GMcQ          *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      |	?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? RSHOLMES@MAILBOX.SYR.EDU ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/	?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 23:48:39 GMT

In newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
shc@bluemoon.rn.com (n shane chambers) signs:

>                Shc
>
>
>This is from
>  shc@bluemoon.rn.com or ...nstar!bluemoon!shc
>Who doesn`t have his (or her) own obnoxious signature yet...
>
>                                And doesn`t plan on getting one eather!
>
>                                HAHA HAHA HAHA AHAH HAHA !!!! !!!! !!!!

The best laid plans of mice and men, do aft gang agley!

(eather?  What's that?  Sounds crude.)

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