From: RMDELC01@ULKYVM.LOUISVILLE.EDU ("588-0803")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: DOOL: TAN: Days of our Bytes
Date: 1 Sep 92 17:46:26 GMT


We open with a longshot of Days idea of a computer lab...
several PDP-11's, Vic-20's, blinking Christmas tree lights...
Suddenly,m in rushes Lemon..

Lemon: (crying hysterically):  Oh!  Woe is me!  My Rocketsled
hero has left me!  Whatever shall I do?!?  One last rocketsled
ride, and he rode off into the sunset.  And after not even a word
the entire summer, I was so worried.  (becoming angry)  And now,
he shows up and cavalierly announces he's leaving.  Men!

Spud:(entering and wandering around)  Men?  Are there men here?
Where?  Can I cancel my scuba lessons?

Lemon:  Oh Spudster!  Oh sweet silly Spud.  Don't try and find a
man, he'll only break your heart.  I will go now and join a convent.
(We see Toomces in the background, staring lustfully at Spud, but
suddenly a whip is curled seductively around his neck and a large
white feather tickles his nose, and he willingly leaves.

Enter Sweet Vidalia:  Eeek!  Drake and Patsy!?!?!  What are they,
crazy?!?!?  I'm having a nervous beakdown...who's go9t the
Bayview pass?

MJ Limer:  I thought Nelzy had it.

Nelzy:  I've got it and I'm never giving it back *bwah-ha-ha-ha
ha!*

Timinator:  Gee, Patsy's doing a really bad job at the moment....

Everyone:  Quick!!! Give the pass to Tim!!!  (Nelzy quickly throws
it to a whimpering Timmy)

Guava:  Nick is the head of the ISA.  And the reincarnation of
Cary Grant.  Yeah.  And Carly's a mutant camel, escaped from
a lab.  Yeah.

Timinator:  You can have the pass next Guava.

Sweet Vidalia:  No!  No!  Me first!  I've gotta have it!
Me!  Me!

Lemon:  Excuse me, I'm trying to grieve around here.  Can I have
some consideration please?

Peachy Pie:  This from the person who keeps putting dinosaur
stickers and posters all over my office?

Lemon:  *fume*

Grapester:  Is Matt back yet?  I talked to him last week and
he said he filmed 5 minutes worth of the show but he didn't
know if he got edited out.

Banana:  Matt's back?  Wasn't he the one with the patch?  Gee, it's
been so long...Tim, Onion's turning purple and steam's coming
out of her ears.  I think she should have the pass next.

Tim:  Maybe she's trying to do avant-garde performance acting.
A deep insightful, critical view of the direction the show's
taken of late.  Yes, I understand now.  It's highly sophisticated
satire!

Guava:  Tim, were you aware that Nick and Kim are probably
Nicky's parents?  But now that he's married to Eve (and wasn't
the wedding beautiful) that cou7ld cause some problems....

Everyone:  Maybe Guava should have the pass.

Apple:  I can print up some more....

Everyone:  I want one!  I want one!  I want one!

Fade to opening credits....
"Like fruits in a get-well basket, so are the Days of Our Bytes"


Sorry folks.  It just sorta exploded there.  I actually watched
part of Friday where Kim-2 was singing lustfully to those red
shoes and trying to do kinky stuff with them...barf-o-rama.
And Carly telling Icky she had cancer...I actually didn't mind
Spaci, next to CC she's a genius!  CC has the most annoying
way of talking and smiling....I really really really want her
to get in some sort of accident and have those lips amputated.

Oh well, back to work.  And Beowulf.

Rosita la Pequita Chiquita Guavita

Next episode...Bill comes up with 10 reasons not to watch Days,
Peachy frames Lemon...MJ Limer prepares a coup to become most
dedicated Matt Ashford fan...Sweet Onion throws another hissy fit
and loses her voice...Guava and Spud slip further into their
fantasy worlds...Rick tries to comfort Lemon in her hour of need,
while Timinator, released from Bayview, takes this opportunity to
try and convince his wife that one husband is enough....

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