HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 13 Aug 92 05:03:37 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: barkley.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: panlilio@acs.ucalgary.ca's message of Wed, 12 Aug 92 15:56:46 GMT

VicP intros:
>My name is Victor (aka as TiggerVictor) and I'm here in Calgary,
                           ^^^^^^
We seem to have a surplus of StripedAnimals around these parts...

>Any other Canucks out there? Unlurk, unlurk, don't be shy!

Reminds me of my favorite line from that recent thriller, "Rape Deer":

"Unlurk, unlurk, wherever you are!"

Then there was that shot of...well, this *is* a FamilyNet...

Lexi(IDon'tDoBestiality...I*Am*ABeast)Fiend
From: darren@waikato.ac.nz
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Just to let y'all know
Date: 22 Aug 92 17:42:09 +1200
Organization: University of Waikato, Hamilton, New Zealand

In article <kai02335920721073333@depeche.toppoint.de>, kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:
> darren@waikato.ac.nz writes:
>>
>> HiKai! WellthissoundedgoodtomebutthenIsawyoursignoffandsawthatYOUhad
>> suddenlygotthevirusaswellandIthoughtwho'sgoingtocurethecurer!
>> 
>> Gandalf (looking in his spellbook for a potion recipe that can cure
>>          the Longsentencewithnospacesvirus)
>> 
>> *gasp* the whole spellbook has turned into one sentence!!
> AndEvenTheBibleDarrenEvenTheBible.IHaveNoIdeaWhoCouldHelpUsNow.PeopleFrom
> ArcLandHelpUpPleeeeeeeeeeeeseBeforeTheDiseaseIncreases.OhNoISeeTheVowels
> DissperingHlpMPlsss)
> 
> K

Ittakestimeittakestime.ihavetodecipherthiswholebooktofindthecorrectspellor
potion!Inthemeantime,taketwoaspirinanddon'tcallmeinthemorning
 
Gandalf
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From: searthro@nyx.cs.du.edu (Simon Earthrowl)
Subject: Subliminal Programming ??
Followup-To: LF...
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 12:20:52 GMT

Lexi(ThePossibilitiesForSubliminalProgrammingInAHug,Hmmmm...)Fiend writes:

> And here's my usual BigAndDefinitelyTherapeutic
>
>        HHHHH     HHHHH     UUUUU     UUUUU       GGGGGGGGGGG
>        H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U      G...........G
>        H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G....GGGGG....G
>        H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G...G     GGGGG
>        H...HHHHHHH...H     U...U     U...U     G...G
>        H.............H     U<ChickenSoup>U     G...G   GGGGGGG
>        H...HHHHHHH...H     U...U     U...U     G...G   GGG...G
>        H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G...G     G...G
>        H...H     H...H     U....UUUUU....U     G....GGGGG....G
>        H...H     H...H      U...........U       G...........G
>        HHHHH     HHHHH       UUUUUUUUUUU         GGGGGGGGGGG
>

Perhaps I should have put a [tm] on the subliminal idea, I guess the
psychologists have gotten there first... ;)

And again Lexi(<BURP>)Fiend writes:
(does the BURP mean he took the chocolate mud pie I was making ????)
> Seriously, Alan, if you need new life, get Religion.  Here's why:
>
> * You'll look and feel like a NewMan...and not worry about whether she
>   likes the OldMan better.

*sheesh* I didn't want to feel NewMen, just a little romance.... ;)

> * ReligiousFolk tend to be more forgiving about your inability to
>   perform your SlatedTasks.

*grin* love means not having to say you are sorry....
DuckingQuicklyToAvoidAirBatteryOfFlamesArrrrgggggSuddenlyStruckWithString-
OfWordsVirus....

> * Your FellowWorshippers won't bite your hand off when you say "You
>   look like hell".

Never!! who would ever say something like that 8-)

> * Half the world's population can't be wrong.

What about the other half ??

Simon

Unoffical Apprentice to the RFA

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett Fitzgerald)
Subject: Re: Question for Julie and Steve
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 14:12:24 GMT

In article <1992Aug20.022028.10264@sequent.com> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>In article <1992Aug19.193245.7163@news.acns.nwu.edu> velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>>Adrian gets his kicks:
>>>'Chelle 'chounds the alarm:
>>>>** FEMALE SUPPORT ALERT!! **
>>>    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>Is this, like, something you wear around your chest?  [Audience
>>>groans.]  'CHADDAP!  8-)
>>A jock strap for mammaries, you mean?
>I donknow, I was always partial to 'OvertheShoulderBoulderHolder',
>myself...

Otto Titsling, inventor and Kraut,
Had nothing to get very worked up about.
His inventions were failures, 
His future seemed bleak,
He fled to the opera at least _twice_ a week!

One night at the opera he saw an Aida
Whose bust was so big it would often impede her.
Bug-eyed, he watched her fall into the pit,
Done in by the weight of those terrible tits!

Oh my god, there she goes!
Aerodynamically, this girl was a mess!
Otto eyeballed the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds, when he
suddenly felt the fire of inspiration flood his soul! He ran back to
his laboratory where he futzed, and futzed, and futzed! 

For Otto Titsling had found his quest,
To lift and mould the female breast,
To point the small ones to the sky,
To keep the big ones high and dry!

Every night he'd sweat and snort
Searching for the right support,
He tried some string and paperclips.
He even tried his own two lips! <*WHACK*>

Well he <*unintelligible*> at last, he arose from his workbench
triumphant! YES! He had invented the world's first
OverTheShoulderBoulderHolder! Hoo-ray! 

Otto ran to the diva, bearing the prototype in his hot little hands.
Now at first, the diva did not want to try the darn thing on, but
<*something else here*> And the sigh of relief which issued forth from
her lips was mistaken by some for the early onset of the chirroccan
winds, which often rolled through the Schwarzwald with a vengance!

But little did Otto know that lurking outside was the very worst of
the French patent thieves, Phillipe de Brassiere! And Phillipe was
watching the goings-on with a great deal of interest.

Later that night while our Brunhilde slept,
Into her wardrobe Phillipe softly crept.
He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore
Till he found Otto's titsling, and he ran out the door....

Crying, "Oh, my God, what joy, what bliss!
I'm gonna make me a million from this!
Every woman in the world will want to buy one--
I will have all the goods manufactured in Taiwan!"

The result of this swindle
Is pointedly clear....

Do you buy a titsling,
Or do you buy a brassiere??????
--------------------
"I can fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my
wings." 

Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Diver of the RFA, 'Chelle's TwinSib, and Donna's OneTrueLove

Sarek@world.std.com

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Organization: OFSA
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 17:22:49 GMT

velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) sez:


>>BTW:  I think 'Chelle is a natural for her job.  Even if the books 
>>aren't stacked properly anymore, she is!...   
>> Lee

>*blush*  And I want you all to know that he paid dearly for that comment this
>weekend... ;)

Oh dear...wonder what the rate of exchange was?...and more
importantly, perhaps, what the monetary unit was?

>Besides, I'm not stacked... I'm just drawn that way...
>
>Michelle

The audience draws a deep breast...uh, I  mean a deep breath!! Ahhh,
the inclusion of puns in a post is an art, y'know. I could talk about
that here but don't have enough time to do more than mention it
sketchily so I will draw this post to a close.

S.


-- 
Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
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From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett Fitzgerald)
Subject: Re: Hello - i need you
Keywords: hi
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 20:38:28 GMT

In article <1992Aug12.113421.899@cs.uow.edu.au> u9042385@cs.uow.edu.au (Benjamin Marcus Askins) writes:
>Hello, My name is Benj and i'd like to talk with somebody please.

We're here, Benj. <*hug*> What do you need to talk about? Grab some
caramel and sit down....
--------------------
"Might as well make believe I love you, for to tell the truth, I do...."

Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)
Official Diver of the RFA and 'Chelle's TwinSib

Sarek@world.std.com

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From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Wedding Song and cat names
Organization: OFSA
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 17:51:31 GMT

jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) hisses and arches her back:
>ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) shares: 
>
>>You talkin' 'bout DogBait? Yeah, he Is a cute l'il feller, ain't he?
>
>DogBait?  DOGBAIT!  You callin' my sweet li'l Harry DOG BAIT?!

Well...Yeah! *beaming grin* Why not?

>Ever slept on that couch in the living room, Dear?  I'll even be happy

No, not on that particular couch, why? *confused and VERY innocent
look*

>to give you a blanket.  And just hope that Sir Harold doesn't feel the need
>to relieve himself during the night.  Poor little guy might miss and hit
>the couch.....

Sir Harold the DogBait...what a joysome name! *snicker* I love the
little furry guy and use that name ONLY in affection, sweetcheeks.

>DogBaitI'llDogBaitYourButtAndHaveHisNameTatoodForFutureReferenceSoYouNEVER
>ForgetAndYouBetterBringHimATreatTomorrowSinceYouHurtHisLittleFeelingsAndNow
>He'sAllSadAndMightCryAllNightOutsideTheBedroomDoor

Well, my terminal is screwing up BIG-TIME and I can't see what I am
typeing and WHERE I am typing..which is scary, line noicse I
think...oh well, this should prove to be an interesting end to my
post. 

Can't remember what I was going to say about Do..uh, Harry. Oh well...

Steven
-- 
Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
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Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
From: cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Clare West)
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 03:19:49 GMT
Organization: Dept of CompSci, U of Auckland

lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
>Clare muses:
>>perhaps I'll have to get my german physicst down from upstairs to
>>translate for me.
>
>And I thought I was the only ARCer who kept BosomsErBosons-
>(HeyThoseKeysAreSideBySideOK?)AndOtherStrangeObjects in the
>attic...welcome to the club, Clare!

well actually he has an office on the fifth floor while mine is on the
first floor. I guess Laser physics is more ivory-towerish than
computer science.

>And here's my usual BigAndDefinitelyTherapeutic
>
>       HHHHH     HHHHH     UUUUU     UUUUU       GGGGGGGGGGG
>       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U      G...........G
>       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G....GGGGG....G
>       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G...G     GGGGG
>       H...HHHHHHH...H     U...U     U...U     G...G
>       H.............H     U<ChickenSoup>U     G...G   GGGGGGG
>       H...HHHHHHH...H     U...U     U...U     G...G   GGG...G
>       H...H     H...H     U...U     U...U     G...G     G...G
>       H...H     H...H     U....UUUUU....U     G....GGGGG....G
>       H...H     H...H      U...........U       G...........G
>       HHHHH     HHHHH       UUUUUUUUUUU         GGGGGGGGGGG
>
>Hope you're feeling better...

better every minute, thanks

*HUG*

clare

-- 
Oh, why didn't I listen when they said "Never do a   |  cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz 
 masters and try to have a life at the same time"?   |  clare west
                 BigSis to Chris, Eric and Kristiina
                    Official Welcomer of the RFA
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From: diana@wetware.com (CatWoman )
Subject: YAHOO!!!!
Organization: Castle WetWare MouseCatcher
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 21:41:36 GMT

Finally!

The paper from the judge says that the divorce
is final TODAY!  (August 20, that is!)

YIPPEE!!

CatWoman
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle )
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Names from my tongue
Date: 13 Aug 92 16:01:17 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:

>> >> Well, I have a friend who's name is Karine (she is Norwegian) and any
>> >> time I write her name on anything like a letter, people pronounce it
>> >> wrong! =)
>> >Let me try: Is Kah-rean coorect? :-)
>> Nope.....wanna try again???  =)

>Ok, here we go.... What about Kae-rii-nEE ? :-) I allways thought that
>Norwegian and German are pronounced nearly the same way. Anyway, that
>was my last attempt (yes, I'll give up, if this is wrong too) so
>HOW do you say that name?????

Heheheh... close, but no cigar soory, it is actually pronounced
'Karina'  =)

>> >> Yeah, well, luckily I have two seperate indivuidal names...  well, us
>> >> famous people have to hide our identities somehow!
>> >Yep, that's true! I guess you have the same problems. It's so sad
>> >wearing sunglasses even in december :-)
>> Yeah, well I usually wear mine 25 hours a day too!

>But do you have any ideas what we could do to be able to go to the
>beach ( <-- this sentence sounds so funny, there HAS to be a grammar
>mistake :-) )

Well, we could just say 'Lets go to the beach!'  =)

>> >> >What about my name? (any ideas?)
>> >> >Kai :-)
>> >> Hmmmmmm......  interesting.....*very* interesting...  =)
>> >Hmmm. C'mon, open your mind!!! I want to know your ideas! :-) Tell
>> >me what you're thinking!
>> Nope, I couldnt, it would embarras you...or maybe it would embarrase
>> me?!?!? =)
>I know you CAN do it. I promise I will handle it. :-)

Hmmmm....but as another resident of ARC said, 'this is a family-net!'

Maybe email?

>Kai ("How Do You Do" - Roxette)

-IE! (How do I do what?? =)

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From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!   (to george and martin)
Organization: None, today. Thank you.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 14:41:19 GMT

>>>Unfortunately, we misspelled it.  It should be "roll call," and it
>>>refers to checking a list of people (the roll) by calling out their
>>>names, to see if they are present.  "Role call" might have something
>>>to do with the theater . . .
>>
>>Oops...right.
>>$ DEFINE ROLL_CALL "ARC_USERS LIST/IDENTIFY"
>
>Ok, ok, I *GOT* it!!! (although I prefer unix...)

Oh. Well, then...

$ alias -x roll_call='find /usr/arc/people -print | cut -cany'
$ roll_call

Cuttin' out *any* characters at the end would probably lead to
a very small list.  :)

-- 
Puter	puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com	.sig by Generic Labels
(Put irritating title here)		(Put phone # here.)
(Put obnoxious quote here. Please make it as long as possible.)
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 08:23:17 EDT
From: <LMD5@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject:    tease

Just wanted to drop you a note and let you know that i'm still working on my
fireside story.........now for your tease  >>>IT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE HEAVENS
BUT YOU'LL FEEL LIKE YOUR BURNING IN HE...(((((  oops....I almost said a nasty
word......(ah.......te.he.te..he)

To pronounce my last name...its........Di-burt....how's that....but you can cal
l me flower..or lily of the valley.

I'm debating on sending another poem today or not.....oh...what the heck...


WITHOUT YOU........

WITHOUT LOVE IN MY LIFE
THE PAIN AND DISAPPOINTMENT I UNBEARABLE
LIKE THE SHARP FEELING OF A KNIFE
THAT IS THROWN AT YOUR HEART.

WITHOUT GOOD FRIENDS LIKE YOU
MY DAYS WOULD BE EMPTY AND THE NIGHTS LONELY
IT WOULD BE LIKE HAVING THE RIGHT SHOE
BUT NOT THE LEFT ONE.

WITHOUT YOU AS MY PAL
MY TEARS OULD BE ENDLESS AND EVERFLOWING
LIKE THE QUALITIES OF A CLEAN TOWEL
YOU DRY UP THE DROPS.


WITHOUT YOU AS MY COMRADE
THERE'S NO SUNSHINE
IT WOULD BE LIKE SITTING IN THE SHADE
AND NEVER FEELING THE SUN.

WITHOUT YOU AS MY CHUM
WHAT WOULD I DO?
WHERE WILL I GO TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN?
THANK GOD I HAVE FRIENDS LIKE YOU.



Well......that's the poem ......  and remember....one man's opinion is to be
respected if you wish to have yours respected.....(you know who you are that th
is is meant for....)

______________________________________________________________________________
(LISA MARIE DIBERT                \             You can never reach your      )
((814) 422-8603                    \            if you don't set them!        )
(LMD5@PSUVM.PSU.EDU                 \                                         )
(____________________________________\________________________________________)
From: smm@uunet.uu.net (Steve Mansfield)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: blondes
Date: 12 Aug 1992 09:21:16 -0400
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Distribution: world

In article <11AUG92.11381680.0064@lafibm.lafayette.edu> HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Holton, Jeffrey) writes:
>In article <kai02221920710194916@depeche.toppoint.de> kai@depeche.toppoint.de (Kai Voigt) writes:
>><32BWQQP@CMUVM.CSV.CMICH.EDU> writes:
>>
>>[..]
>>
>>> Genug fur heute.
>>Das gibt's ja gar nicht! Man trifft in den Irrwegen des InterNets
>>doch noch Menschen, die des Deutschen maechtig sind.
>>
>>Or are these your only three words of German? :*)
>
>Nein, ich kann kein Deutsch.  Wann ich Deutsch kann, warum wird ich
>so viel Englisch brauchen?  Ich habe English gern.  Also...
>
>..I'll use it.

Govorit po-nemetskii zdyes nelzya.  Ludye zdyes voobshe ni govoryat
po-nemetskii, i tozhe niu govoryat po-russkii.  Poetomu, ya escho ni
govoryu po-russkii.  Khorosho?

So there!

Yoda						yoda@triryche.uu.net
The Keeper of the Romantic Side of the Force
and Official Green Light Spotter for the Secretary
to the President of the RFA.
==============================================================================
Feel the breeze, time so near you can almost taste the freedom.
  There's a warm wind from the South.  Hoist the sail and we'll be gone
    By morning this will all seem like a dream...
			Queensryche - Anybody Listening
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From: coates@newton.physics.uq.oz.au (Tony Coates)
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!   (to george and martin)
Organization: Physics Dept. The University of Queensland
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 06:40:44 GMT

In article <16AUG92.22691937.0019@lafibm.lafayette.edu>, HJ46@lafibm.lafayette.edu (Holton, Jeffrey) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug13.174145.8389@tessi.com> george@tessi.com (George Mitchell) writes:
|> 
|> >Unfortunately, we misspelled it.  It should be "roll call," and it
|> >refers to checking a list of people (the roll) by calling out their
|> >names, to see if they are present.  "Role call" might have something
|> >to do with the theater . . .
|> 
|> Oops...right.
|> 
|> $ DEFINE ROLL_CALL "ARC_USERS LIST/IDENTIFY"

I believe the English would not call it a "roll", but a "rota".  But
would they say "rota-call"?  Your guess is as good as mine.
								Tony.

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From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: Wedding Song
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 20:26:40 GMT

jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) remarks:


>sure someone comes over everyday to tell my Sweet Harry that he's the best
>kitty in the world and Mama will be home soon to give him kisses.  And make
>sure they scratch his chin daily, and tell him he so handsome, all the lady
>kitties in the neighborhood will be yellin' for him in no time....


You talkin' 'bout DogBait? Yeah, he Is a cute l'il feller, ain't he?

-- 
Spirituality is what is inside : religion is humankind's vain attempt to
express it outwardly.
From: pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com (Paul Dorweiler)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 19 Aug 92 20:01:11 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Company, Fort Collins, CO

In article <Bt8ups.Krx@world.std.com>, Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett Fitzgerald) writes:
|> In article <LF.92Aug18172312@barkley.berkeley.edu> lf@barkley.berkeley.edu (LexicographicalFiend) writes:
|> >Lee begs:
|> >>Yes, I said it, and I was punished!  --and I must be punished again!!!!
|> 
|> And after the punishment--comes the ORAL SEX!!!!! ;-)
|> --------------------
|> "Can't I have just a little peril???"

(Oh oh, here we go again!)

"No, it's too perilous!"

Dohram
Official Hobbes of the RFA (and eternal bachelor...)

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Paul Dorweiler  (Dohram) | Calvin: "...so what happened to the mandibles
pjd@hpespjd.fc.hp.com    |          of death, you sissy furball?!?"
Hewlett-Packard Company  | Hobbes: "I was beguiled by her feminine charms.
Fort Collins, CO         |          Yow.  Go soak your head."
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From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Question for Julie and Steve
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 18:01:17 GMT

In article <Bt6n0M.ACz@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Malone) writes:

** FEMALE SUPPORT ALERT!! **
>Well, Jeffrey, when my most handsome fiance tells the entire world that I
>have the body of a 20 years old at the age of 33 (which is not true), then
                                                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Y'know, in high school it was always my "job" to tell my friends that they
weren't fat when they said they were.  But I have to say, IN ALL HONESTY,
Jules, that your bod could beat hell out of a LOT of 20 yr old bods.  I've
seen you in that swimsuit, remember.  ;)

Michelle
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From: velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener)
Subject: Re: Just to let y'all know
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 17:01:14 GMT

Adrian warbles:
>'Chelle sings:
>>Strangers in the night.. exchanging glances... doo doo doo dooo doooooo...
>
>Actually, the way *I* heard it was...

>	Strangers in the night, exchanging trousers
>	Wondering in the night, which one was Bowser's
>	Feeling for the change, got trapped with SuperGlue...

*giggle*  That's quite an image, Adrian.
>
>>(just feeling a wee bit silly)
>Take careful note, folks, that's Li'lSis on a good day.  8-)

No, -this- is me on a good day:


WEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!  meep, meep, meep!  FRRRRRRIGGGZZZZZZLLLEEEEE!

And you thought you knew me.  Hah!!

>Lexi(What,MeMad?ShirleyYouJest!)Fiend

I never jest.  And stop calling me Shirley.


Michelle
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: ender@shrike.UU.NET (Pete Walsh)
Subject: Re:    Fireside Story
Organization: UUNET Technologies, Inc
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 03:18:16 GMT

LisaDi writes:
<a wee bit of story deleted>
|> The only thing that she noticed was a bare skin rug buy the fireplace with a
                                         ^^^^^^^^^  Freudian slip?  }=>
<more deleted>
|> ss was so soft on her bare feet.  Then she spotted it....it was the most beauti
                         ^^^^  anyone else see a pattern forming here?
<more deleted>
|> Lisa Marie Dibert.............Applying for membership to the RFA.

In the words of my boss, "Hubba hubba drool drool"

In a situation like that who NEEDS a fire?

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