From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: St. Jester
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 07:12:49 GMT


>>>>>>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>>>>>>}>}>}>Silly person. There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless
>>>>>>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>>>>>>}>}>}I object! Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>>>>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>>>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>>>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>>>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>>>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>>>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>>>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>>>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>>>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>>>>>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>>>>>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>>>>>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>>>>>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>>>>Um... I don't have a licence, but I DO have this 'ere CHAINSAW!!!!!!
>>>'Allo, Miss.  'Ave you got a license for 'at chainsawr??
>>Nope. You wanna argue with me?
>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <thump>
>><rollrollrollroll> <KICK!> <splat>
>>Obviously not.
>>(And take your nose off my shoe.)
>Well get your shoe of my eye!
Well get your eye off my sole! <squish>

>>>>>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>>>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  post the plans if there intres
>>>>>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look..I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>>>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>>>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>>>>>}Um... James?
>>>>>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>>>>>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>>>>No it's not. He deserved it.
>>>I'm baaaa-aaack!
>>Your back? 
>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <scrape>
>><sewsewsewsew> <pin> 
>>That... wot a lovely cloak. Thank you.
>What is that? Ratfur? EEEEEEEECK!
Well I've alway wanted a fur coat. Now I just need to tan some of
your human skin, and another luverly leather jacket.

>>>>>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>>>>>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>>>>>You have a battery powered llama?
>>>>>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>>>>>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
>>>>Well that was stipud now, wasn't it.
>>>>What? Oh sorry. This is argument. You want abuse down the hall.
>>>><slam>
>>>No I don't.
>>Well do you want your fingers then? I caught them in the door when I
>>slammed it.
>Nope. Just me nose...with a shoeprint on it.
Um. OK... I'll try to find it. Oh... look there beside your ear.
Oops. Sorry. You can't look, can you. Um... <peel> <glue> 
There. Good as new... ish.

>>mnSio... the Regurgitated Guts of a.f.m-p
>Ratboy... C'mon Simon...Scream Bloody Gore for me...
iOSnm... Well only if Deny your life in a Zombie ritual.
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