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From: scriven@ecf.toronto.edu (SCRIVEN ADAM)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Cool Einstein-quotes...
Keywords: Einstein, Quotes
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 21:21:26 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.135810.16024@ugle.unit.no> larsa@colargol.edb.tih.no (Lars Joergen Aas) writes:
>Yes, I know there are some...
>
>+------------------+---------------------------------------------------------+
>| Lars Joergen Aas |       The best way to avoid being raped:  Say yes!      |
>| larsa@edb.tih.no |       Look: a ".signature" with only four lines...      |
>+------------------+---------------------------------------------------------+
How 'bout...

Why Memorise Anything that you can Look up.

I tried that one, but my prof's didn't go for it.



Adam  (scriven@ecf.utoronto.ca)


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I don't know about all this sex on television,

   I keep falling off.
   
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"used without permission from Gerard, it was his idea."

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From: dtokarew@tokafew.Doc.Provo.Novell.COM (Deb Tokarewich)
Subject: Re: Killers
Organization: Novell, Inc.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 23:45:56 GMT

In article <1993Jan11.230924.13082@sol.cs.wmich.edu> Dale@sol.cs.wmich.edu  
(Dale Gee) writes:
> That's John Wayne Gacci <sp>.

FYI, it's Gacy.
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Compression (was: Re: if at first you [do|don't] succeed...)
From: pgut1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Peter Gutmann)
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 10:19:55 GMT
 <C0EDu9.69y@ecf.toronto.edu> <1993Jan7.075948.8021@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
Organization: Computer Science Dept. University of Auckland
Keywords: succeed

In <1993Jan7.075948.8021@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> bscott@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ben Scott) writes:

>In article <C0EDu9.69y@ecf.toronto.edu> scriven@ecf.toronto.edu (SCRIVEN ADAM) writes:
>>In the interests of bandwidth conservation, the following
>>signature has been fed through a new data compression
>>algorithm. Unfortunately the uncompression algorithm has
>>yet to be implemented, but here's the sig anyway...

>Reminds me of a little piece I once wrote up about the ultimate compression
>algorithm - Maxi-Ultra-Super-Hypercompress.wow, or MUSH compress.  It would
>compress any binary file into one printable ASCII character.  The
>decompresion algorithm is left as an exercise to the reader.

I once wrote a super-compressor as well - it was so good it was capable of
compressing the complete works of Shakespeare down to a few bytes.  It had
a working decompressor was well.

The one snag was that the decompressor consisted of a very large number of
monkeys with typewriters....

Peter.
--
 pgut1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz||p_gutmann@cs.aukuni.ac.nz||gutmann_p@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
peterg@kcbbs.gen.nz||peter@nacjack.gen.nz||peter@phlarnschlorpht.nacjack.gen.nz
              (In order of preference - one of 'ems bound to work)
           -- Whoever dies with the most email addresses ... wins --

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From: rrulli@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Rebecca Rulli)
Subject: Re: Heathers
Organization: Northeastern University, Boston, MA. 02115, USA
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 21:57:02 GMT

In article <jslttery.726441683@unix1.tcd.ie> jslttery@unix1.tcd.ie (Sean Slattery) writes:
>In <1993Jan7.172802.11278@udel.edu> jones@fred.cis.udel.edu (Mark Jones) writes:
>>In article <Bzr2oA.4su@uceng.uc.edu> sweide@uceng.uc.edu (Steven Weide) writes:
>
>>>"The extreme always seems to make an impression."
>>>                        J.D.  "Heathers"
>
>> "Our love is God.  Lets go grab a slushie"  --J.D.  "Heathers"
>
>"My teenage angst bullshit now has a body count." -- "Heathers"

"Recognize the handwriting?" 
			J.D. "Heathers"

"Yeah...but there seems to be an open door policy to assholes."
			J.D. "Heathers"


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Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: dona@bilver.uucp (Don Allen)
Subject: Re: Quotations Supporting 2nd Ammendment
Organization: W. J. Vermillion - Winter Park, FL
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 05:26:47 GMT
Keywords: firearms RKBA

In article <1598@blue.cis.pitt.edu> kelly1+@pitt.edu (Kevin A. Geiselman) writes:
>None too long ago on alt.quotations there was a posting including several
>quotations that opposed the rights of free citizens to posess firearms.
>
>Not to let such a thing go by without response I now present a list of
>quotes that support the right to keep an bear arms as well as a few that
>support individual liberties in general.
>
>Any additions or corrections would be greatly appreciated.
>
>Kevin A. Geiselman
>---------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, 
>the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
>	--- United States Constitution, Second Amendment, 1789

That was way cool..thanks for posting that. To file and Fido it goes :}

Don


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From: singhai@clarinet.cis.ohio-state.edu (ashish singhai)
Subject: Re: Simpson's Quotes
Originator: singhai@clarinet.cis.ohio-state.edu
Organization: Ohio State Computer Science
	<C0CtD7.JqI@uceng.uc.edu> <1993Jan5.185933.17748@mcc.com>
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:39:43 GMT

In article <1993Jan5.185933.17748@mcc.com> bohrer@acme.mcc.com (Bill Bohrer) writes:

> ...
> clever enough to do the same, but I KNOW TV was invented in Germany
> sometime in the 1930s??

	I thought it was invented in England by J. L. Baerd (could someone
correct me with the spelling of the lastname please).

- ashish
Dept. of CIS,
The Ohio State University
Columbus OH 43210
From: michael@albert.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Wanted: Cool Einstein-quotes...
Date: 13 Jan 93 00:37:51 GMT
	<ian.726290821@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu>
	<1993Jan9.005943.21764@athena.mit.edu>
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: dks@athena.mit.edu's message of 9 Jan 93 00:59:43 GMT

In article <1993Jan9.005943.21764@athena.mit.edu> dks@athena.mit.edu (dks) writes:
   In article <ian.726290821@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu>,
   ian@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (Xiphias Gladius) writes:
   >smac@iconix.oz.au (Stuart McCormack) writes:
   >>	If I am wrong then the French will say that I am a German
   >>	and the Germans will say that I am a Jew. Ah, but if I am
   >>	right then the Germans will say that I am a German and the
   >>	French will say that I am a Jew.
   >. . . French will claim me as a citizen of the world.

   Close.  What Einstein said, in an address at the Sorbonne, was:

     If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim
     me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.

Actually, the first is a little closer to some of what I've read, but
to "jew" add Swiss-- they'll call me a Swiss Jew.
to german add savant   "      "    " " German Savant.
It was roughly in september of 1919, and I wish I could find it again.
It should be in a letter to Paul Ehrenfest, though I wouldn't be
surprised if he repeated it (in another variation) elsewhere.

No, I'm not saying this in any official capacity.
another $.02,
Chaplin.


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Michael A. Chaplin           If you want *their* opinions, ask *them*.
michael@albert.bu.edu ....The Einstein Papers Project, Boston, Mass., USA
chaplin@husc.harvard.edu ....Harvard University, Cambridge, Mass., USA
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: kudzu@tfs.com (Michael Sierchio)
Subject: Re: Killers
Organization: TRW Financial Systems
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 23:39:53 GMT

In article <tinkess.726794356@cambridge> 
	 tinkess@cambridge (Randall Tinkess) writes:

>If you're going to quote don't confuse powerful mafia Don John Gotti
>with child killer John Wayne Gacy.

Hey, Bosco, if you're gonna use mythological terms like MAFIA, at
least capitalize them -- preferrably in all caps, since it's an acronym.
-- 
Michael Sierchio                               TRW Financial Systems
kudzu@tfs.com                                     1947 Center Street
                                             Berkeley, CA 94704-1105
(MKS2)                                               +1 510 704 3380
From: tinkess@cambridge (Randall Tinkess)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Killers
Date: 11 Jan 93 23:19:16 GMT
Organization: CERFnet
NNTP-Posting-Host: mitchell.com

sweide@uceng.uc.edu (Steven Weide) writes:

>Here's a quote from convicted child killer John Gotti,

>"Clowns can get away with murder."


Oops Steve,

If you're going to quote don't confuse powerful mafia Don John Gotti
with child killer John Wayne Gacy.

Randy
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(619) 578-6550 x 6458                                       San Diego CA, 92131
From: rct@fulcrum.co.uk (Richard Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Dorothy Parker
Date: 4 Jan 93 09:36:56 GMT
Organization: Fulcrum Communications

"One more drink, and I'll be under the host." - D.P.

Regards,
============================================================================
Richard Taylor                  DoD #981                 (rct@fulcrum.co.uk)
"I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!", Rawlinson of Rawlinson's End
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Fulcrum Communications Ltd., Fordrough Lane, Birmingham, B9 5LD, ENGLAND.
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Killers
Date: 12 Jan 93 18:04:57 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

>Now who was it who said
>
>	``I am the Devil, and I come to do the Devil's work.''
>
>?  Manson perhaps?
Both Son Of Sam (David Berkowitz) and the Night Stalker (Richard Ramirez)
claimed to believe they were possessed; Manson never has, to my knowledge.
I think that quote is from Ramirez. 

-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
Newsgroups: alt.quotations,alt.fan.douglas-adams
From: redmondd@unix1.tcd.ie (Judge Raz)
Subject: Re: Who said this?
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 01:23:15 GMT

In <1ik096EINNaif@uni-erlangen.de> erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch) writes:

>cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:

>>From somewhere in the HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

>>"I'm only doing it because I like your robot"

>I think yes.
>The elevator in the Megadodo building only goes upwards because ...

Correct.

At the fifteenth floor the elevator doors snapped open quickly.
   'Fifteenth,' said the elevator, 'and remember, I'm only doing this
because I like your robot.'

Judge Raz
From: klaus@diku.dk (Klaus Ole Kristiansen)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Bathroom Graphiti
Date: 5 Jan 93 12:13:51 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, U of Copenhagen

wgatherg@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (William Gathergood) writes:


>"God is dead - signed Neitzche" 
>"Neitzche is dead - signed God."

 "Neitzche is God - signed Death."
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: shallit@graceland.uwaterloo.ca (Jeffrey Shallit)
Subject: "Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics"
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 18:26:57 GMT

In article <MJD.93Jan5124746@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] SED") writes:
>In article <1992Dec22.193603.23067@gvl.unisys.com> schrey@oak.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Timothy M. Schreyer) writes:
>>      "There are three kinds of lies in this world --
>>       Lies, damn lies, and statistics" 
>>			    - M. Twain.
>>
>>      Please correct for accuracy. :-)
>
>OK.  The `M' should be a `B' and the `Twain' should be `Disraeli'.
>
>Happy to be at your service.
>--
>
>   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
>Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Not necessarily, according to Ralph Keyes, in his new book
"Nice Guys Finish Seventh" (Harper Collins, 1992, pp. 49-50.)

I quote:

	"...This famous line [lies, damn lies and statistics] has been
	attributed to Henry Labouch\`ere, Abram Hewitt, and others. No
	one other than Twain is known to have credited Disraeli with
	making the comment."

There is additional information in the book, which I won't quote
here.

Jeff Shallit
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From: dtriplett@udel.edu (Daniel C. Triplett)
Subject: Request: Tolkien Quotes
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: High Council of Gallifrey
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 14:59:00 GMT

	I'm looking for some really good quotes from JRR Tolkien's
_Hobbit_, _LOTR_, _Silmarillion_, etc...
	If anyone has some, please e-mail me or post.  Thanks,

----
Daniel C. Triplett (dtriplett@loyola.edu)
	"Call here for help.  That's what I do.  I let the little children
sleep safely at night because I've searched through all the shadows and
chased the baddies away.  I'm what monsters have nightmares about."
						- Paul Cornell
						_Love and War_
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk (Michael!)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Mnemonic for pi
Date: 12 Jan 93 12:51:12 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <C0p8vB.J0I@biobase.aau.dk>, pamaga@biobase.aau.dk (Paulo Magalhaes) writes:
|> Hi,
|> 
|> Some time ago I heard a wonderful mnemonic for pi (yes, 3.1415...), in
|> French! It went something like J'ai envie de faire apprendre un nombre
|> utile... I forgot to write it down and now I'm here.
|> 
|> Can someone help?
|> 
|> Regards from Copenhagen
|> 
|> Paulo

Dunno about that, but a friend of mine has the following in his .plan/.project:


WITTY PHRASE :  The primary purpose of the DATA statement is
                to give names to constants; instead of referring to pi as
                3.141592653589793 at every appearance, the variable PI can
                be given that value with a DATA statement and used instead
                of the longer form of the constant.  This also simplifies
                modifying the program, should the value of pi change.
                        -- FORTRAN manual for Xerox Computers
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From: jenk@microsoft.com (Jen Kilmer)
Subject: Bruce Springsteen quotes
Date: 04 Jan 93 09:48:56 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation


Comment from the live album:

"Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed."
	-Bruce Springsteen
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] SED")
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: History (was: a paradox)
Date: 5 Jan 93 17:47:46 GMT
	<1h7fleINNrgn@agate.berkeley.edu> <Bzo7vx.E18@csn.org>
	<1992Dec22.193603.23067@gvl.unisys.com>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: schrey@oak.NoSubdomain.NoDomain's message of 22 Dec 92 19:36:03 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.193603.23067@gvl.unisys.com> schrey@oak.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Timothy M. Schreyer) writes:
>      "There are three kinds of lies in this world --
>       Lies, damn lies, and statistics" 
>			    - M. Twain.
>
>      Please correct for accuracy. :-)

OK.  The `M' should be a `B' and the `Twain' should be `Disraeli'.

Happy to be at your service.
--

   Nihil tam absurde dici potest, quod non dicatur ab aliquo philosophorum.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: dm@think.com (dave mankins)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: millions of microprocessors
Date: 9 Jan 1993 00:06:26 GMT
Organization: Thinking Machines Corporation, Cambridge, MA (USA)
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: merlin.think.com



	  I went to my first computer conference at the New York
	  Hilton about 20 years ago.  When somebody there predicted
	  the market for microprocessors would eventually be in the
	  millions, someone else said, ``Where are they all going to go?
	  It's not like you need a computer in every doorknob!''

	  Years later, I went back to the same hotel.  I noticed the
	  room keys had been replaced by electronic cards you slide
	  into slots in the doors.

	  There was a computer in every doorknob.

						-- Danny Hillis	

-- 
david mankins (dm@think.com)
			Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find himself 
			transformed into an enormous software defect.
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: bil@okcforum.osrhe.uoknor.edu (Bill Conner)
Subject: Re: One Armed Service v. Another (was Re: Bathroom Graphiti [sic])
Organization: Okcforum Unix Users Group
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 05:02:53 GMT

: "That's it then!  Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans; no more
:  merciful beheadings; and call off Christmas!"
:  -  Sheriff of Nottingham, "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves"


   Are you sure ...

   That reminds me of John Cleese in "Eric The Viking" ...


Bill
From: jimg@meaddata.com (Jim Glynn)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Thinking About Sue
Date: 8 Jan 1993 12:34:14 GMT
Organization: Mead Data Central, Dayton OH
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: sysyphus.meaddata.com

I caught a small slice of some TV news show last night which featured a report
on "Sue", the T. Rex fossil, currently embroiled in a Native American-private
citizen-Natural Science Museum-Federal Gov't snafu. Some of the shots of "Sue"
were simply awe-inspiring. Seeing it brought the following to mind:


"Fifty million years lay under my feet, fifty million years of bellowing
monsters moving in a green world now gone so utterly that its very light was
traveling on the far edge of space. The chemicals of all that vanished age
lay about me in the ground. The iron did not remember the blood it had once
moved within, the phosphorus had forgotten the savage brain... I had lifted
up a fistful of that ground. I held it while a wild flight of warblers 
hurtled over me into the coming dark. There went phosphorus, there went
iron, there went carbon, there beat the calcium in those hurrying wings.
Alone on a dead planet I watched that incredible miracle speeding past. It
ran by some true compass over field and wasteland. It cried its individual 
ecstasies into the air until the gullies rang. It swerved like a single 
body, it knew itself, and lonely, it bunched close in the in the racing
darkness, its individual entities feeling about them in the rising night.
And so, crying out to each other their identity, they passed away and out
of my view."
							-- Loren Eiseley

From: _Darwin's Universe:..._ by Pellegrino & Stoff, 2e, TAB, 1986.

Opinions here are all mine, nothing at all to do w/ MDC. "Basic research..."
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From: dxb105@huxley.anu.edu.au (David Bofinger)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Star Trek Quotes!!!
Date: 8 Jan 1993 01:09:27 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.3.11

In article <HAAVARDF.93Jan7201746@gluon.uio.no>,
haavardf@gluon.uio.no (Haavard Fosseng) writes:
|>    "..., surface temperature minus 293 degrees Celsius,..."

Russian physicists are the only ones I ever heard of who talk
about "negative temperature" (it's something you get in lasers).
So I guess it must have been Chekhov. :-)

[For non-physics types absolute zero is about -273C, anything
colder is impossible.]

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David Bofinger                           dxb105@phys.anu.edu.au
From: klaus@diku.dk (Klaus Ole Kristiansen)
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: Eintein: God does not play dice
Date: 12 Jan 93 13:04:33 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, U of Copenhagen

kubipdal@uts.uni-c.dk (Peter Dalg}rd) writes:

>In <7762@pharaoh.cyborg.bt.co.uk> ian@pharaoh.cyborg.bt.co.uk (Speed Freak) writes:
>>"I shall never believe
>>that God plays dice with the world."

>I think, but I can't remember the source, that it comes from a discussion
>with Niels Bohr, who replied something like "I wish you'd stop telling
>God what to do!". If this is more than an anecdote, then there's a good
>chance that the original language is not German.

To the contrary. In Einstein's day, German was the language of physics.
When "all roads led to Blegdamsvej", that is when Bohr's Institute of
Theoretical Physics (now the Niels Bohr Instute) was a meeting place
for all the great physicist, those physicists spoke German. In one of
Gamov's books there is a play written at the institute. It is  called
Blegdamsvejs Faust, and makes fun of various great names in physics.
It is in German. It makes fun of Bohr's German. It seems that he had
trouble with muss (must) and darf (may). Faust (Bohr) keeps saying
"muss ich sagen?" ("must I say?"). German words written by me are
NOT likely to be correctly spelled, BTW.

The play seems to be recording a real-life discussion, BTW.
Mephisto (Pauli) tries to convince Faust of the existence of
a particle called the neutron. Faust protests that a particle
have SOMETHING:
F: "But the charge?"
M: "We'll get rid of that."
F: "But the mass?"
M: "We'll get rid of that too."
F: "But what will then be left?"
M: "The neutron!"

Klaus O K
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: "Gary Hopkins" <wk00624@psilink.com>
Subject: Albert Einstein
Organization: Gary Hopkins Typesetting
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 23:39:57 GMT
X-Mailer: PSILink-DOS (3.3)

Einstein quotes only:

"My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a known 
fact that I was born and that is all that is necessary."

"The next world war will be fought with stones."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior 
spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive 
with our frail and feeble mind."

"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own 
reason for existing."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."

And finally, one I have on file, but I have my doubts about. Please 
verify it as being true Einstein, anyone:
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is 
play. Z is keep your mouth shut."

Newsgroups: alt.quotations
From: umteitsm@ccu.umanitoba.ca (James Peter Teitsma)
Subject: Re: Cheers
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 18:12:13 GMT

Another Norm classic:

	How's life treating you Mr. Peterson?
	Like a baby treats a diaper.

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University of Manitoba
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From: muoto@aludra.usc.edu ("Olivetti")
Newsgroups: alt.quotations
Subject: Re: New Year's Resolution
Date: 10 Jan 1993 20:55:21 -0800
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu

I heard this somewhere on TV:

person one: "What are your New Year's Resolutions?"
person two: "I don't have any, I resolved everything last year!"

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