HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jmkerrig@vela.acs.oakland.edu (KERRIGAN JOHN M)
Subject: Re: Michelle the girly man wop
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 04:01:53 GMT

>[Moronic racist stuff deleted]

Before you start accusing anyone of being racist, why don't you tell us
again how much you admire Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini.  There are
already enough questionable calls of racism being thrown around in this
country without having to put up with them from a junior fascist.

>Idiot, stupid dickhead. I do not bitch about how terrible the United States 
>is and how wonderful Italy is. I never did it. That's not true. I spoke 
>bad about USA and Italy, more about Italy than about USA. But I also said 
>that USA are good, are rich, are FUN. But there are problem, like 
>everywhere. What is funny for me, is to see that many Middle-class people, 
>think that in USA *everything* is good. That's bullshit, Moron.
>And for your information, I have not been only in USA. I lived in other 
>countries, too, and that's not my intention to stop my trip here. 
>There is not only USA on the world, do not worry. and I like to consider 
>myself a world citizen. And now go to fuck yourlsef, stupid, moron 
>nationalist. 

Maybe you're just having communication problems, but I too got the impression
that you think America is just a piece of shit.  None of the middle-class
people (or the lower or upper class either) think that "*everything*" is
good in the USA, it's just that we're all happy we have things a lot better
than most other countries (including yours).  Try to lighten up a bit.

BTW although you command of the English language leaves much to be desired,
I'm glad to see that you have full control of our profanity.  Perhaps this
is the best indicator of your true intellectual level.  Maybe if you spent
a little less time posting this garbage and a little more time practicing
your English skills, you would be able to express yourself with phrases a
little more polished than "fuck yourself" and "Idiot, stupid dickhead".
Think about it! :)

[Moronic jokes deleted]
-- Admit it, at least one of those jokes was funny.

  Answer:  The bucket!!!   HA HA HA


-- 
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**        John Kerrigan        a.k.a.  jmkerrig@vela.acs.oakland.edu        **
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama)
Subject: A racist rears her ugly little head
Followup-To: news.net-cops.kevin-darcy
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 19:35:51 GMT

In article <1gg0d8INNl61@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>Black Power is such bullshit.  We all know that if we ever had a march
>for White Rights and White Power that we would all immediately be
>labelled racist.  

There's no "if" about it, hon. 

>mean that we have to have affirmative action (quotas, which suck IMHO)
>and all these other laws to make up for what our ancestors did?

Actually, dear, these laws are in place to make up for what our par-
ents and colleagues did and are still doing.

>were things that our *ancestors* did.  So, when does it end?  How long
>do we have to pay for things that happened long ago?

What is this long ago shit?  Racism is still going on this very min-
ute and we will continue to pay for it until it has disappeared from
our society -- which, given the presence of people like you -- is
going to be a long time from now.

I may have to revise my opinion of your articles, child.  You are
starting to sound as idiotic as your pal Dallagata.

----------
The only conclusion that I can draw from your having posted this is that you're
worried that Kevin Darcy may actually supplant you as net.idiot.
						lefty@Apple.COM
						<55000@apple.Apple.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Smalahovud - The Norwegian Burger
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 20:57:56 GMT


Ok, here's some new flame-material for all of you
drooling worms ... this is a true posting, some
people actually eat this stuff. (not me!)

FYI,

Norways contribution to international art of cookery :

SMALAHOVUD

Take a living sheep and cut it's head off with a
dull axe. Keep the blood dripping head and throw
the rest away.

Find a large kettle filled with water and stuff the
head in it. Boil the thing for about an hour.

Spill the contents of the kettle on your plates and
start to dine ! Brains, eyeballs and everything !

Any better ?

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Fuck the Christmas.
Date: 18 Dec 92 19:36:01 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <jorngh.220.724721689@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> 
> 
> Your italian x-mas must be a misery since you hate it so much,

Christmas is a misery. It is just bullshit. Maybe in Norway it is different,
it is an old tradition of Scandinavian countries, but in Italy it is just 
hypocrisy. 

> or perhaps it's because you have to work both x-mas eve *and* 31st
> of December. I'm going home now, so you have the best x-mas you
> can manage at your lab, ok ?

That's not the point. For sure I will escape from this lab on Christmas. I 
have only to decide where to go. I need the sun, I need the sea, I need a 
warm temperature. And, when Christmas comes, it is always cold. Shit!

	Michele 


Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama)
Subject: Re: Dac wears his heart on his sleeve. Sniff.
Followup-To: news.net-cops.kevin-darcy
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 05:34:04 GMT

In article <AtR8s*OG0@prolix.apana.org.au> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
>This is old stuff, and embarrassing. It was I who -wrongly-
>accused Oleg of the sendsys episode.

Yes, I know, but so did Kebbin.  

>Kevin, you're such a voluminous twat. Can't you stop rising to
>the baiters?

Probably not -- after all, you are talking about a man who has
been known to mistake his hand for a slice of bread.

Although I suppose that's better than having a thing for lutefisk.


----------
"But 2 weeks of blue balls? I can hardly fault the guy."
                                  -- Kevin Darcy
From: 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: You're the top of the 'stupid' chain
Date: 16 Dec 92 14:01:41 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's



You know what is scary... you guys are the top of the heap
around here.  It is you guys that are going to rule the world in
the next generation because you are the only ones with enough
intelligence to operate the computers that are running society! 
It is scary that there are people out there that are even more
ignorant than the wankers who frequent alt.flame.

FUCK YOU ALL!

-- redone for the Understanding impaired 
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: launce@medusa.med.utah.edu (Tri-Ungulate)
Subject: Re: to jbm14@jaguar w./ pity
Organization: Trifurcate-Hooved Ruminant Surveyors, Inc.
	<LAUNCE.92Dec10113023@medusa.med.utah.edu>
	<1992Dec10.155447.1@acad.drake.edu>
Date: 15 Dec 92 13:48:33

Lessee.  How does it go?
Oh yeah...

In article <1992Dec10.155447.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>  Ah yes. Utah. You are certainly one to point fingers. Not that Iowa is
>  hell on wheels either, but let's realize our limitations.

Whine.

>  Oh. You are the kind that blames the evils on society on Rush 
>  Limbaugh and the Republican party. I would imagine you look at Sweeden
>  with a glimmer of desire in your eyes, right?

Whine. Whine.

>  Again, more attacks on someone's University. Utah isn't eaxactly Ivy either
>  there guy. I know this is not what you're catalogues say, but try not to
>  believe everything you read.

Whine. Whine. Whine.

>  You post far too much text. To top it off you are boring. You have 
>  some sort of meglomaina because you have a vocabularly for the
>  superflouously didactic. This is nothing to be proud of, really. 

Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine.

>  I also noticed that you have not been posting in while also. Does
>  this reflect anything? Perhaps searching for weaknesses? If you _did_
>  post recently, well, I guess that shows how well you are read. You
>  could post some humoruos things if you weren't so tight about
>  particular subjets. You seemed only able to respond to the obvious.

Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine. Whine.

>  But, thats typical of a liberal.

You have an amazing non-grasp of politics.

>   --The Phantom

There.  Did I do it right?  Gee, the lessons The Phantom is giving me
on creative, exciting, scintillating flaming are suuuure coming in
handy!!!  Thanks pal! 

non-mu
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: A racist rears her ugly little head
Date: 17 Dec 92 00:47:45 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <exuptr.423.0@exu.ericsson.se>, exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor) writes:
> In article <1992Dec14.112454.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> 
>>Honey, please!! That's the second time that you call me idiot. That's not 
>>correct, I am on your killfile (that's what you said), so how can I reply?!?
>>And anyway, sugar, why do you call me idiot? I know, I can *sound* a little bit 
>>stupid in alt.flame, SO?!? It does not necessarily mean that I am an *idiot*.
> 
> You are not an idiot.  You are a mindless jerk who will be the first up 
> against the wall when the revolution comes.

I am not looking for revolutions, moron. I am looking for fun. Anyway 
sometime it happens that I get a clue. Is it bad?

	Michele

>   - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
Xref: sparky alt.flame:16586 alt.sex.stories.d:557
From: ed@stauff.UUCP (Edward L. Stauff)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.sex.stories.d
Subject: Re: Cteativity?
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 09:42:32 EST
Organization: Minstrelsy & Lutherie

elf@halcyon.com (Elf Sternberg) writes:

>    "Nails red as her lips long and wicket."  "Wicket"?  I assume you
> meant "wicked," otherwise her nails are shaped like little steel hoops
> you drive into the grass before playing croquet.
> 
>    "I shott my wad..."  Seeings as "Shott" is a local brand of beer,
> this line made me really crack up.
> 
>    "I closed my eyes and shuttered."  Like venetian blinds, or blast
> shields?
> 
>    "I felt myself stiffen..."  I always wonder about this line.  Are
> you going into rigor mortis, or are you really nothing more than a
> dick?

Bravo!  Some of the best flamage I've seen all month.
Nobody flamed *me* that eloquently.  Sigh.      :-)


=============================================================================
Edward L. Stauff, Nashua NH; ed@stauff.UUCP *or* uunet!mv.com!gozer!stauff!ed
        "Specialization is for insects." -- Lazarus Long
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
From: furnish@rs1.tcs.tulane.edu (william furnish)
Subject: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-8860]: rs1.tcs.tulane.edu
Organization: Tulane University, New Orleans, LA
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 07:06:14 GMT

So, a rotten Brit wants to complain about our use of force in the Somalia
effort! I'll bet your old mum wasn't singing your tune when U.S. forces saved
your sorry "arses" from "peace in our time" Germany! By the way, I seem to 
remember a splendid little war of your own in the Faulklins. At least we now 
can kick someone's ass and still be back in camp in time to watch the superbowl
on satellite. Indeed, old bean.
--
William J. Furnish                                English Department
email furnish@rs1.tcs.tulane.edu                  Philosophy Department
				                  Tulane University
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: BAD NEWS YOU PISSANTS
Date: 11 Dec 1992 19:36:15 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: oregano.csv.warwick.ac.uk

HEY YOU ALT.FLAME GEEKS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THE GREAT NAME FOR
A COUPLE OF WEEKS 'COS IM LEAVING THIS GREAT BRITISH EDUCATIONAL INSTITUTION
FOR MY CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY

SO WHILE YOU FOREIGN GEEKS CRY TO YOUR TEDDY BEARS ABOUT HOW CRAP YOUR 
COUNTRIES ARE, I WILL BE GETTING PISSED, ENJOYING MYSELF AND GENERALLY HAVING
WHAT YOU LACK : A LIFE

SO HAVE A FUCKING MISERABLE CHRISTMAS AND A FUCKING FUCK OF A NEW FUCKING YEAR

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Will Michele Make It ???
Date: 17 Dec 92 14:39:39 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <jorngh.206.724554474@dhhalden.no> jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:

>Go and get laid, for gods sake.

He's been trying to jump Liz all week.

 ----------------------!!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!-------------------
 ObQuotes:
 "Ignorance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
 "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."

  - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
    Visit the SOUNDING BOARD BBS 214-596-2915, a Wildcat! BBS
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: CRAP ! (was Re: What Happened to *victims'* Rights?)
Keywords: common sense ? BAH!
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:25:01 GMT

In article <1g8dcjINN8cr@wyatt.ksu.ksu.edu> cress@wyatt.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress) writes:
>In article <1992Dec10.173016.28777@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>>know why? becuase some parents kid fell off the monkey bars, and this
>>"victim"'s "rights" were millions of dollars. so fuck your whining
>>authoritarian horsehit you crypto-fascist. smash the fucking state.
>>
>
>No shit you dumb fuck...I wasn't talking about *that* kind of victims' rights.
>I'm just as much against these worthless court cases that take up space
>and cost taxpayers a shitload.  
>
>When I made that comment I was referring mainly to my 3rd case with the woman
>shooting the crook out the window.  She was a potential victim.  But instead
>she was turned into the crook and took a prison sentence she didn't deserve.
>
>Don't group me with the whining-we-want-more-civil-rights liberal 
>democrats group, asshole.
>That's not the kind of victims' right I was talking about.

What the hell, I thought you guys loved violence ? I mean
you're americans and all that crap.

No, keep sticking your Colt's up your ass while watching
re-runs of the Gulf-war over and over. You can't seem to
get enough of it.

And do me a favor, PULL THE TRIGGER while you're at it.

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Gun toting american fools
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:45:22 GMT
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA

In article <1992Dec10.110107.19725@vlsi.polymtl.ca>, d40937@leibnitz (Jean Yves Desbiens) writes:
> 
> Just look at what the man says, he says I am French, I am definitely
> not, if you would bother to look at my address, "ca", is for
> Canada, not France. If your going to flame somebody on his country of
> origin, at least be sure that it is the right one, I couldn't care less
[........SNORE.......]
This is so fucking typical of a French-Canadian. YOU TALK TOO FUCKING MUCH!!
Did you *really* think that we would read ALL of that?? If you want to write a
fucking book to the guy, E-MAIL! Jesus! Get a cl.. no, Kevin has abused that...
get a feel for what to exclude and what is interesting... no better yet, JUST
LEAVE! NO ONE likes a French wannabe! You are all sooooooo boring! Its
amazining what is produced in the genetic cesspool of the world. Damn!
Everytime I read your whining, I thank the Air Force everyday for bombing your
fucking embassy in Libya! THANK-YOU MR.PILOT, WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!!!

--The Phantom

> --
> Jean-Yves Desbiens                  | d40937@info.polymtl.ca
> Etudiant en genie informatique      | 
> Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal Can | 

Sure. You're not French...
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: THE CLUELESS PHANTOM
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 23:14:08 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.124141.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>In article <jorngh.180.724276782@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> 
>> How many of them there must be, maybe you're one ?
>
>JORN MAKEUM FUNNY JOKE!!! JORN GETTING ANGRY AT SILLY AMERICAN!! JORN TAKEUM
>BIG PEE-PEE AND SLAP SILLY AMERICAN LIKE JORN MOTHER!
>
>--The Phantom

This is getting original phantom-baby. Way to go !

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |
From: king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Phantom brains
Date: 15 Dec 92 17:44:22 GMT
Organization: Defence and Civil Institute of Environmental Medicine

In article <1992Dec14.123612.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>So this is the result of a graduate? THIS is the Sought after skills of
>intelligence? Heck, the more credence to my point.

I really don't care what you think of my writing; it's not what I'm paid to
do (unlike the other Stephen King). No more credence, but then you really
didn't have much of a point in the first place. BTW, your writing style is
basically inept, with little understanding of sentence structure or
grammar. Then again, illiteracy is common among American high school
graduates, as you so amply demonstrate.

>> See what happens when exam results are bell-curved?
>
>Tee Hee! I eat 'em for breakfast.

No, people like you are allowed to graduate, just so that there will be
some graduates. Alternatively, I suppose that you could have paid for your
high school diploma, like so many others do.

vsg001, your arguments are empty echoes of faint thoughts, hastily bundled
together into semicoherent passages which merely offer a shadow of any real
sentience. I know of nobody who is impressed by any aspect of your presence
on the net, save one or two who are in awe of your ignorance and stupidity.

Congratulations for keeping alive the image of 'the Ugly American'.
KKKaldis used to have that job, but I'd say that you're much better suited
to it. Fortunately, the enlightened among us know that you are an
abnormality, a freak, a perversion, a gross joke played by nature on the
human race as a whole. I'll be laughing at you for the rest of the week.

-- 
                       Se non e` vero, e` ben trovato 
     ...{utzoo|mnetor}!dciem!dretor!king        king@dretor.dciem.dnd.ca
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Another wop crawls out of the woodwork.
Date: 18 Dec 92 22:57:42 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec15.094753.16614@itnsg1.cineca.it> marco@itnsg1.cineca.it (Marco Olivotto) writes:
>
> Pizza pizza, give me pizza, I gotta have pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
> Hey-a, Michell-e, get-a your head out-a that-a bog and-a gimmie some PIZZA.
>

Marco. Vedi di andare a fartelo infilare nel piu' profondo del buco del 
culo, tu, la puttana di tua sorella, il bastardo di tuo padre e tutti i 
terroni della tua razza. Idiota. Ah, e dato che ci sei ficcaci dentro pure 
la tua pizza. Stay out of here, coglione. Ti puoi fare del male.

	Michele
From: mark@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Mark)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: USA Chicks
Date: 18 Dec 92 10:59:31 GMT
Organization: Physical Chemistry Laboratory, South Parks Road, Oxford OX1 3QZ
Originator: mark@joule.pcl


In article <1992Dec16.125643.13095@bsu-ucs>, 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
> In article <1992Dec15.235209.18141@ncmicro.lonestar.org>, ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin) writes:
> > jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> > }
> > }The fattest, most repulsive chicks on earth can be found in USA.
> > }
> 
> Yeah... but I will fight till the end to say that the USA has some the most
> beautiful "chicks" that can be found on the earth.  You Brits only have the
> slutty (but arousing!!) Samantha Fox.. but look at all the "clean" next door
> types that we have.  
>                    

Fuck you, dick head.  My missis is British, and I aint seen any American that
I would rather screw (plenty I would screw, but non csn beet my missis).

She aint at all slutty, but is very arousing.  Sam Fox cant be taken as the
average British girl, she is just a girl with big tits who makes the most out
of them.

The arveage Brit will not get their tits out so casually, like the
Americans.


-- 
Mark
From: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Paul Scott Bartelt)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: flame
Date: 15 Dec 1992 20:44:20 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: KEVIN WALSH IS A NINCOMPOOP!
Originator: leonardo@csd4.csd.uwm.edu


	What descriptive terms would you use for your name


			Kevin Walsh
			Citizen, Idiot, Moron of the U.K.


Keep working hard Kev'........ You'll make a good fool in the queens court
someday......


					Leonardo (icniV ad)
					
					Paul Scott Bartelt
					DAMN PROUD CITIZEN OF THE USA 
					
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin M. Gladstone)
Subject: xmas
Organization: OUC, University of Notre Dame
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 19:44:48 GMT

To all my dear friends, happy winter solstice.  And if you're
superstitious:

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and crappy gyear.

I will be enjoying turkey on xmas and I hope that you will also
have access to turkey or some other appropriate meat such as
ham or goose.  My condolences if you are made to eat beef or
chicken as these aren't particularly festive meats.  My deepest
sympathy if you must face seafood on xmas, seafood being of nearly
unparalleled inappropriateness.  Remember, fruitcakes make good
doorstops or anchors for small watercraft, so don't just throw
them in the trash.  Finally, please realize the reason that people
only serve eggnog once per year, and then only to guests, it's
DISGUSTING!  Have the heart to provide a real drink like hot cider
or cocoa.

With warmest regards,

Melvin Millard Gladstone
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