From: launce@medusa.med.utah.edu (Tri-Ungulate)
Subject: Re: Cast your vote: Troll vs. Lara
Organization: Trifurcate-Hooved Ruminant Surveyors, Inc.
Date: 6 Nov 92 16:35:40

In article <1992Nov4.112915.1@jaguar.uofs.edu> jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:

>  Lara wants a vote, folks, to decide who won our little flame war.  She needs
>  the votes to patch up her quickly deflating ego and her ruptured breast
>  implants.  So, let's oblige.  Cast your ballot for TROLL or LARA via post.

Sorry little Trool, let's try it again:

Trool wants a vote, folks, to decide whether his miserable putrid
existence is marginally worthwhile, judging by his squalid
contributions to this 'froup.  Since making his regrettable presence
known here a few months ago, these "contributions" have consisted of an
increasingly tedious series of copralalic temper tantrums fit for an
abused, neglected 4-year old not fully through his anal retentive
stage of development.  His scatological little diatribes don't even
put him in league with "RonnieJr" and barely display any more
creativity than K * n.  Unfortunately he is joined by a number of like
minded individuals of equal sub-maturity who happily oblige in a
little circle-jerk of noncreative name-calling.  The ultimate insult
which their tiny minds seem to be able to come up with are intimations
of their opponents homosexuality.  Not surprising, since it's probably
what they most fear in themselves as they have (and will likely never
have) any practical intimate experience with the opposite sex (jerking
off to 2-dimensional images or USENET postings doesn't count Trool).
Instead, little smarm Trool gets off by howling vapid abuse and
engaging in masturbatory fantasies online by describing exactly what
he wishes he could do to the females who cruelly bait him.

Recently the little Trool has taken a political bent, as the season
might dictate.  Not surprisingly, his narrowminded views reflect his
ignorance of any world outside the microflagellate-wanking,
pustule-popping, neoNazi fantasies he doubtless wraps himself up in.

A recurring theme for the poor Trool is his megalomaniacal
self-aggrandizement beginning from his first post where he typified
himself as the most AWESUMIST flamer in Pennsylvania.  Of course he
was unaware that that is akin to somebody bragging about being the
self-proclaimed distance pissing champion, quadraplegic division.
Nonetheless he continually harps on his supposed flaming prowess while
concomitantly displaying his utter worthlessness in said realm.   

>   I vote for me.

It's not a question as to whether or not you get a vote for being
better than Lara or anybody else little Trool; it's more like a
question of whether you are even deserving of the epithet "flamer."
While in a broad sense this definition might be accurate, (i.e.
"flaming asshole,") were the definition to include criteria such as
"posting of effective, intelligent and/or, interesting flames to a.f."
you fail as miserably as Steve Franklin or K * n.

>   Off to a good start already: Troll:1    Lara:0

More like Trool: -n 	Lara:0          A very good start indeed. 

where n = number of postings you have inflicted on this 'froup.

>						   Troll

Now run along and play with those anatomically-correct dolls the D.A.
brought for you the other day, little Trool.  Oh yeah, good luck on
your final in Genetics 101: What to Do With That Extra Chromosomal
Material God Blessed You With.  Good thing you got that extension.  

-- non-mu


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