HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca (Tony Kasvand)
Subject: Re: U
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 18:17:34 GMT

In article <lsh1.711319479@Ra.MsState.Edu> lsh1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Shane Hebert) writes:
>
>>And I thought I was above this kind of thing....
>> Laying some pipe
>
>
>
>I should have remembered that one.....
>by the way, what are some euphamizms (sp) for the penis like
>one-eyed trouser snake
>Willy
>John Thomas
>Russel the Love Muscle

   For Torontonians:        C.N. Tower   (C**t Noogie Tower)
   For hockey fans:	The Goalie  (Masturbation: Pull the Goalie )

  Don't forget Robin Williams :  Heat seeking moisture missle



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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: PHILISOPHICAL DISCUSSIONS
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Wednesday, 29 Jul 1992 13:32:45 EDT
Distribution: usa
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

A direct quote from a movie that starred Marlin Brando (The fish star?!?)
It was said by one of the other Generals to (guess) a pretty lady:

"I've never realized how alone being alone could feel until you left me alone."


-- Sal "Whassat?" Desiano
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: moscatel@granite.ma30.bull.com (Joseph Moscatelli)
Subject: Re: Road signs
Organization: Bull HN Information Systems Inc.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:14:28 GMT

Seen in Vt. a couple of weeks ago:

                    **********************
                    *        NO          *
                    *     PASSING        *
                    *        ON          *
                    *      RIGHT         *
                    *        OR          *
                    *       LEFT         *
                    **********************

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: robert@verdix.com (Robert Brown)
Subject: Re: Road signs
Organization: Verdix Corp.
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 16:30:44 GMT

crwg2707@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (R. Wagner) writes:

>I saw a funny road sign in Michigan around Grayling on a two lane road that
>said.....

>Do not pass when opposing traffic present.

>Duh.


I am a little curious what the accident statistics are for this road before
and after the sign was put into place.  Any ideas?


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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: knodel@cis.ohio-state.edu (Jeff Knodel)
Subject: Joke list information
Followup-To: rec.humor.d
Summary: how to be added to my joke list.
Originator: knodel@pterodactyl.cis.ohio-state.edu
Keywords: jokes, mailing lists, free sex
Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Computer and Information Science
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 21:28:06 GMT

Hi. [o.b.joke at end of message]

There are several mailing lists that hang around on the internet, and 
a couple of them are humor oriented.  I do indeed administer one of them.

Thanks to all of the concerned readers that have sent me mail warning that
there is some person trying to set me up to get a ton of email about a bogus
mailing list, but that is not the case.

My list is a collection of humo(u)rous articles, stories, jokes, etc, that 
I find all over the 'net or that others send to me.  I do not screen them for
anything other than what I think is funny.  The mailings are not politically
correct, and are not family oriented, though they are not particularly 
unfamily oriented, either.  Due to the results of a listmember poll, I have 
changed the format so that the mailings are sent out daily, and are much
smaller than they used to be.  I include things from rec.humor, rec.humor.
funny, Spaf's, Gunter's, and HCIII's mailing lists, but only a small 
percentage of their volume, as once again, I only send out things I think are
*funny*.  

If you would like to give the list a try, simply send a request to the
reply address of this message (or knodel@cis.ohio-state.edu) that includes
a valid internet address in the message body, as many of the mailers out
there garble the from line.  You can have yourself removed just as easily, 
so its no long term commitment.  

A final note, I will not add someone other than the sender of the message, 
so don't try to sign up your friend, your boss, or your physics teacher...

jk

p.s. No, I have not added anyone who posted to the group but did not send me
mail

p.p.s.  note followup redirection.

o.b.j:  This is an old one from the internet, but it is one of my favorites.

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on
the Falkland Islands have devised what the consider a marvelous new game.
Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search
out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the
water edge.  Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their heads in unison
watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn around and fly back, the
birds turn their heads in the opposite direction, like spectators at a
slow-motion tennis match.  Then, the paper reports "The pilots fly out to sea
and directly to the penguin colony and overfly it.  Heads go up, up, up, and
ten thousand penguins fall over gently onto their backs.

  -Audobon Magazine
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From: edw@sequent.com (Ed Wright)
Subject: Headline on a scandal rag
Organization: Orygun Society For HUman Rustabillity Assessment
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 92 15:25:32 GMT


 I think it was the Midnight Star

Nieghbors Attempt
to hang man with
four wives




Somehow I think a rope would be more effective !
Then again if he had 4 wives he had already hung himself
or screwed himself .......
Ed
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From: ep@id.dth.dk (Erik Plesner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: MESSAGE FOR WOMEN
Date: 31 Jul 92 11:42:41 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science

iqr0028@disc.dla.mil (Robin Szwec) writes:



>A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control.  She is measured
>by the way her body curves or doesn't curve, by where she is flat or straight
>or round.  She is measured by 36-24-36 and inches and ages and numbers, by all
>the outer things that don't ever add up to who she is on the inside, and
>so if a woman is to be measured, let her be measured by the things she can 
>control, by who she is and who she is trying to become, because as every 
>woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.

Wow, are you up to something ? - This sounds almost like a pickup line !
Try to use it on a woman who wasn't in front of the queue when things
they can't control was controled for them - Do post the result :-) .

If this is true, then why does so many women try so hard to change things
they can't control, if it doesn't mean anything ? - If they don't want to
be measured this way, why should they try to improve their merrits ?

Oh no, It's true - have you ever needed to go to the lavatory at a private
party just before the party begins ?  :-)

Anyway, clever men tend to prefer clever women - why worry.

-Erik
Organization: Masters student, Industrial Administration, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 10:23:07 -0400 
From: Douglas Wnorowski <dw30+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: PARROT JOKE

A women owned a small parrot.  One day she was cleaning her home and
bent over to pick up the broom.  When she bent over, the parrot
squacked, "Nice ass, honey!"  The women was incensed.  She picked up the
parrot and threw him in the freezer.  After 5 minutes, she opened the
freezer door and let the parrot out.  The parrot said, shivering, "I
WWWWWWON'T DOOOOO THAT EVVVVVER AGAIN!"

The women then went on cleaning the house.  When she bent over again,
the parrot squacked, "Nice ass, honey!".  Once again, the woman was
furious.  She picked up the parrot and threw him in the freezer.  This
time she left him in for 10 minutes.  She then let him out.  The parrot
said, shivering, "I WWWWWWILL NNNOT DOOOOO THAT EVVVVVVER AGAIN!" He
then asked, "WHAT DID THE TURKEY DO, ASK FOR A BLOWJOB?"
From: niran@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Moonraker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: 24 Jul 92 03:31:13 GMT
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

mowbray@ac.dal.ca writes:

>	I am currently in a situation where all the staff are female
>and I am the token male......!!!!!!! Humour takes the form of anti-male
>jokes. I would appreciate a listing of female jokes. Understand that they
>should not be highly offensive..just....anti-female...sic 'Battle of the
>Sexes' type stuff.

>	For example one that got laid on me was:

>	Gode created ADAM and informed him that he had given him a brain
>and a penis. The brain was a good gift as it allowed him to do many things.
>The penis was also a good thing as it allowed the race to continue. The
>problem was that He (God) had only given ADAM enough of a blood supply
>so that he could only use one of them at a time........

>	HELP HERE IS URGENTLY REQUIRED AS I HAVE DECLARED WAR ON THE REST
>OF THE STAFF!!!!!


Seems to me that a reply could be as follows:

When Adam was with another man, the penis was immaterial. When he was with a    woman, the brain was immaterial.


Niranjan

D
D
D
When Adam was with a man 
D
Dt 
Seems to me than
From: t9014123@phillip.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 22 Jul 92 17:53:14 GMT
Organization: Phillip Institute of Tech, Melbourne

What about the poor kid whose sirname was Bates, can't remember the
movie/show... he was called Master Bates by his teachers...

hehe

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From: smawer@datlog.co.uk (Steve Mawer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: MESSAGE FOR WOMEN
Date: 31 Jul 92 07:18:06 GMT
Organization: Data Logic Limited

lsh1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Shane Hebert) writes:
>890232a@dragon.acadiau.ca (Steve Astels) writes:
>>I agree totally.  A woman should be measured by how easily she puts out.
>	I am assuming you should have put several :)s around this....

Why?  This is rec.humor isn't it, so I assume it's meant to be funny
unless otherwise indicated?  Maybe we should have seriousies instead of
smileys, but I can't imagine what they'd look like.  Any offers?
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From: "curtis repen" <curtis.repen@canrem.com>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: signs
Date: 23 Jul 92 14:22:39 EST
Reply-To: "curtis repen" <curtis.repen@canrem.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Canada Remote Systems


  Up here in the great white north, Toronto is currently having a
  garbage crisis: The area produces too much garbage, so metro is
  looking to designate new landfill sights. A couple of the proposed
  sights are near where I live (Bolton).

  Anyways, to get to the point, yesterday I saw this sign (pardon the
  ascii graphics)

      _____
    / \ No  \       Now, if the red slashout indicates negation, does
   |    \    |      this sign mean "No No Dumps"?? Is this a shot at
   |Dumps \  |      all the people saying "Not in my back yard"? Or is
    \_______\       It saying dumps are a No-No?? Or is it a secret pro
                    landfill slogan like "Oh *No*, No Dumps?",

  Enquiring minds wanna know.

  Not worthy of its own post, but somewhat humorous:
  At work here all our Unix servers are named after planets.

  My co-worker recieved a message this morning

  "Cannot find "Earth"".

  I feel like that some Mondays, myself. I was a bit more worried when I
  received the message "'Earth' Going down in 5 min. please log out"."


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From: trice@bnr.ca (Tony Rice P885)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Kill File
Keywords: kill, dumb, jokes, xrn, Xwindows, motif
Date: 30 Jul 92 15:23:00 GMT
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP

In article <Bs7Gu5.55C@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, hucke@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke) writes:
|> 
|> /cascade/h:=:j
|> /thread/h:=:j
|> /blonde joke/h:=:j
|> /mailing list/h:=:j
|> 

How is this done with xrn?

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From: marc@cdc013.austin.ibm.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Road signs
Date: 29 Jul 92 16:30:25 GMT
Reply-To: ...@cs.utexas.edu:ibmaus!auschs!cdc013.austin.ibm.com!marc
Organization: IBM Corporation - Advanced Workstation Division.

a billboard ad for a church in el paso reads:

"If you think being single stinks,
  come sit in our pew."

cya

marc
From: hman@pro-haven.cts.com (Heath Allyn)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: FuNnY NaMeS
Date: 21 Jul 92 05:58:06 GMT
Organization: ProLine [pro-haven] - Pariahs' Haven BBS, 409/693-8262, 9600-300

Harry Butts
Anita Cock
(these are real names)
From: lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Unlucky Car Thief
Date: 30 Jul 92 03:23:03 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

LJ03933@LMSC5.IS.LMSC.LOCKHEED.COM writes:

> A couple of months ago a friend of mine loaned his car to his sister.
> She used it to drive to a friends house, locking it upon getting out.
> While inside, someone broke a window, found the stashed key and drove
> off. Upon leaving her friends place, the sister found the car gone,
> called the police then her brother to tell him what had happened.
> The next morning, the sister borrowed yet another car to drive around
> the neighborhood to see if she could find any trace of the car (the police
> had no luck yet). She actually found the car with the window broken
> and the radio missing but looking otherwise okay. She went to a nearby
> phonebooth to call the police, they said they'd have someone over shortly.
> The sister then returned to the stolen car (to watch out for the thief)
> and waited... and waited... and waited... for about 3 hours. She finally
> tired of waiting for the police to show up so she called a tow truck to
> take the car to a service station. She then called the police back to
> let them know... she was harrassed(|) for doing so but they decided to
> let her go (this time?|?).
> 
> Reason car left abandoned near where it was stolen... OUT OF GAS|
> The sister was supposed to put gas in but had planned on doing it
> on her way home.
> 
> (OK, so it's not side-slapping funny, but it is a little amusing,
>  and it is TRUE|)
> 
> TKJ


and...i might add....no misspellings!

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tweaver@hobbes.kzoo.edu (Tim Weaver)
Subject: Re: Summary:  Parting one-liners
Organization: Kalamazoo College
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 19:00:27 GMT


>Off Like a prom dress...
>Off like a Jewish foreskin.
>Off like a herd of turtles.
>Off like a pair of dirty shorts.
>
>--
>Mike van der Velden
>
You missed my favorite:

Off like a ruptured duck in a hail storm.
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From: abreu@dcs.qmw.ac.uk (Abreu)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: President Joke
Date: 22 Jul 92 19:19:18 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Dept, QMW, University of London

In <1992Jul15.125412.1314@lub001.lamar.edu> lairdpg@lub001.lamar.edu writes:
 [...]
 > He noticed "I love you" inscribed in the snow in yellow and to him, it
 > was obvious someone peed in the snow.  He called the Head of the CIA
 > into his office when he got back and told him to spare no costs in
 > finding out who had done that.

It was the head of the FBI, not the CIA.

 [...]
 > The Chief replied, " Yes Sir, I did, beyond a shadow of a doubt.  We ran
 > all kinds of tests and found out that it was your Press Secretary."  The
 > president shook his head in dis-belief.  The CIA CHief then mentioned,
 > "Well, that's not all, President, it was in your wifes' hand-writing!".


OBJ: Asked for his advice, the vice-president proclaimed: "1) Castrate your
     Press Secretary. 2) Send your wife back to school."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Subject: Re: Food Vending Machines
Organization: /usr/local/rn/organization
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 19:40:59 GMT

In article <1992Jul17.122844.6018@cc.ic.ac.uk> jensting@ee.ic.ac.uk (Jens Tingleff) writes:
>In article <1992Jul15.030041.18699@fico.uucp>, rbw@fico.uucp writes:
>
>> 
>> Disclaimer:  The preceding has been written in jest (i.e. I'm just kidding!)
>> Please do NOT shake the vending machine yourself!  Just call the proper
>> department and I'm sure they will respond by sending several burly 
>> individuals from Adminstrative Services who will gladly shake the machine for 
>> you.  
>> 
>> Remember:  Leave it to professionals.
>> 
>>
>
>hahaHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAA!
>
>I just read in yesterdays Independent (english quality newspaper, never mind)
>that two US servicepeople die *every year* from kicking vending machines. No
>shit! Furthermore, approx 35 other people are injured in battle with this
>particularly fierce enemy.

Tougher than the Iraqis!

Mike
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From: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Reply-To: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 12:37:48 GMT

>>A man bought three kittens and brought them home.  One day, he was 
>>outside working on the yard, and the kittens decided to play in the
>>fountain.  The kittens fell in and started drowning, so the man had
>>to save them.  He told them, "You better not play in the fountain
>>because I might not be here to save you next time."
>>
>>A few weeks later, the kittens decided to play in the fountain again.
>>They fell in, and a stranger saw them, but he got there too late to save
>>them.  The stranger went up to the front door, and when the man answered,
>>the stranger said, "Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq."
>>
>
>Maybe I'm just not with it today but I don't actually get this joke.......
>-- 
Maybe if Roger had mentioned that there were actually four kittens and that 
their names were Un, Deux, Trois, and Quatre...

philip
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It's paranoid, first degree. It's telling me that I'm not free.
I've got heavy metal music in my blood and I like to get it to you if I could"
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 12:07:12 GMT

oliver@cs.uwindsor.ca (Timothy Oliver) writes:
>One band that that came here to the University of Windsor (about 3 years ago)
>was called:

>The Nude Kids on the Block

I wouldn't be at all suprised if it was really "Stark Naked and the
Fleshtones".  Way back when Men Without Hats had their one and only hit,
Stark and the boys started calling themselves "Men Without Clothes".


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From: maineman@connection.EBay.Sun.COM (MICHAEL MAINE)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Say Happy Birthday To
Date: 24 Jul 1992 19:59:15 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: maineman@connection.EBay.Sun.COM
NNTP-Posting-Host: connection.ebay.sun.com


To Jerry Whitney! E-mail him at " jerryw@ebay .sun.com He 
just turned 50!


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fred@dickens.com (Fred Stearns)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 14:11:03 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

In article <MICHAEL.92Jul21164834@adriaan.bu.edu> michael@adriaan.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:
>In article <1992Jul21.130610.24704@news.columbia.edu> pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang) writes:
>
>   
>There was a gal of my girlfriend's acquaintance by the name of
>Marsh Mellow.
>Then there's the one we've all seen on Carson:
>Merry Christmas.
>

One of my sister's in-laws: one Mary White, married a Mr. Christmas.
From: ack@coos.dartmouth.edu (Andy J. Williams)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: George Bush anagram...
Date: 28 Jul 92 00:19:11 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

Don't know if this was mentioned before, but George Bush anagramed is

He Bugs Gore...


Gotta love it!

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Xref: sparky rec.humor:24413 alt.rock-n-roll:14122
From: martin@specialix.co.uk (Martin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.rock-n-roll
Subject: Re: WANTED: Bohemian Rhapsody (alternate lyrics)
Date: 24 Jul 92 10:41:55 GMT
Organization: Specialix International, London

I posted to rec.humor.d, yesterday:

>One of my friends wants to see the lyrics for Bohemian Rhapsody -
>the version with the gay lyrics.  Anyone got a copy they can mail me?

>Thanks,
>Martin

but no-one's replied so I've posted this to rec.humor and alt.rock-n-roll

Hope no-one minds too much

Martin

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