HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 22:16:48 GMT

>> <Helping Christy across the remains>
>> 
>> Blade
>
>Ah, thanks.  I feel so much better now!  Um <smacks lips>  Not bad.  Can I have
>the recipe?
>
>Christy


Oh certainly... Here... we can make some more for actual EATING...

Blade
From: eab@uh.msc.edu (Edward Bertsch)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Mr. Ed.....I need you.....
Date: 9 Apr 92 03:02:44 GMT
Article-I.D.: uc.1992Apr9.030244.18110
Organization: Minnesota Supercomputer Center

In article <stpj--_.cowpatti@netcom.com>, cowpatti@netcom.com (Patricia Mae Anthony) writes:
|> ...to re-send your last letter.  I got all excited and accidentally lost
|> it, and the last thing I remember is something about legs.
                                                        ~~~~~ and butter!

|> 
|> By the way....Wilbur is gone for a few days.  Let's party.
|> 
|> CowPatti
|> 
|> -- 
|> 
|> @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,-->  @>-`,--> @>-`,-->
|>           >_,<    
|>           (oo)   I had eyes...but could not see  
|>   ,-------(._.)  I had lips...but could not speak  
|>  / |     ||      I had ears...but could not hear 
|> *  ||W--'||      You came along and suddenly the world opened to me. 
|>    ~~    ~~              The Mysterious Mr. Green 
|> <--`,-<@  <--`,-<@  <--`,-<@  <--`,-<@  <--`, <@  <--`,-<@  <--`,-<@  <--`,-<@

--

Edward A. Bertsch (eab@msc.edu)   Minnesota Supercomputer Center, Inc.
Operations/User Services          1200 Washington Avenue South
(612) 626-1571 work               Minneapolis, Minnesota  55415
(612) 645-0168 voice mail

	"Read _MY_ lips: I won't be voting for Bush in 1992"
From: scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott Gier)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Walking behind someone
Date: 9 Apr 92 18:02:12 GMT
Article-I.D.: agate.s20r4INN24a
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: tempest.berkeley.edu

I remember now why you two were walking behind Lee and I

You guys were just using us...

Using us for windbreaks.

later
Badger
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: elparr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Ellen Louise Parr)
Subject: Re: This is very strange....
Summary: PuterMan to the rescue!
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 19:21:28 GMT
Organization: The University of Calgary, Alberta

In article <1992Apr9.141109.12394@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com> puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude) writes:
>elparr@acs.ucalgary.ca (Ellen Louise Parr) calls out:
>>
>>Maybe I am not romantic enough, maybe it's a curse...help me
>>please...please...please...I'm sinking fast...I need a cure!
>>
>	As PuterMan flies thru the air wearing muave tights and a
>purple cape, along side flies his trusty companion, PuterDog!
>PuterDog's SuperEars picks up the cries of a damsel in distress,
>and grabs PuterMan's cape. He starts to pull PuterMan toward the
>cries....
>	"What is it, Lassie? Is Timmy hurt?"
>	"Bark! Bark!"
>	"His leg is broke?"
>	"Bark! Bark!"
>	"And he's in need of water, and a train is about to run
>over him, and his schoolwork is missing?"
>	"Bark! Ah, damnit! I'm not Lassie, and there's some lady
>crying for help down there!!!"
>	PuterMan and PuterDog arrive on the scene, and PuterMan
>throws a rope down to the sinking Ellen. As the lovely Ellen grabs
>the rope, it throws PuterMan off balance, and into the muck with
>her. PuterDog sees this, grabs the rope, and pulls them both to 
>safety.
>	"Remember, Ellen. If you're ever in need of help, just
>call and I will come to your rescue!"
>	With this said, PuterMan turns, jumps into the air, and
>crashes smack dab into an oak tree! With PuterMan unconcious,
>PuterDog grabs his master, and flies off into the sunset.

	Ellen sits watching the somewhat dynamic duo disappear
off into the sunset. "Wow!  Who was that man and that dog?  I
must find out!!!"  

	Ellen gets up , cleans the mudd and slime off as best she
can and starts trudging in the direction the pair flew in.  She
thinks to herself, I must find them, I must say thank you, I must
see if PuterMan's head is ok. 

	 Oblivious to her surroundings,Ellen walks purposefully on, 
unaware of the evil TitaniumMan following her. He laughs evilly,
thinking that now he will have PuterMan and PuterDog at long
last!


(anyone want to be TitaniumMan?)
-- 
Ellen Parr                      "The difference between genius and stupidity
Official MatchGirl of the RFA    is that genius has it's limits"-unknown
"I'm the Baby, Gotta Love Me!"
     -Baby Sinclair
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Important Announcement-Prez RFA
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:13:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr7.151327.15881
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <92093.224455AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET> AUCHV@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:
>Lis graciously accepts her new position (no jokes either! This is serious :-) )
>>In article <1992Apr1.210722.15043@casbah.acns.nwu.edu>
>>velour@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Michelle Wiener) writes:
>>Thank You, 'Chelle.  I am very proud to accept this position.
>>Wow, a LADY President!!  I *love* it.... The Democrats maybe
>
>As my roommate and good buddy Dustin would say:
>
>  GGGG     OOO             LL      IIII   SSSS    *   !!  !!  !!
> G    G   O   O            LL       II   SS   S  *    !!  !!  !!
>GG       OO   OO           LL       II   SSS          !!  !!  !!
>GG       OO   OO           LL       II     SSSS       !!  !!  !!
>GG  GGG  OO   OO           LL       II        SS      !!  !!  !!
> G   GG   O   O            LL       II   S    SS
>  GGG G    OOO             LLLLLL  IIII   SSSSS       !!  !!  !!
>
>Oh, and I'm sure you could get a "raise" out of the guys anytime ;-).

>You wear it well. :-)


**Flattered and Thankful Smile**  

Thank you very much....     **Big Hugs**

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: A reply
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 02:24:13 GMT


Please understand, DK, I do not hold you in any way responsible,
and this posting is not attached to you in any way.

>Dark Knight,
>
>Please post the following message to Alt.Romance.Chat so that
>CowPatti may see her answer.  I still haven't decided if I
>will send anymore messages through you.  I am still deciding
>on how I will accomplish any more posting.
>
>Thanks,
>
>the Mysterious Mister Green

Irrelevant... How about send it to ME ? In case you can't
READ the Headers of this NEWS posting I am dch@uunet.uu.net
or, if that's too hard, blade@uunet.uu.net.

>Ms. CowPatti,
>
>It seems really strange that my insurance agent should be calling
>you.  In case you didn't recognize him, he is Blade.  Yes, Blade.
>The one and only cut-up on ARC.  He carries my insurance through
>his company "The Razor Thin Insurance Company".  (Don't let on to
>him, but I sometimes think that the coverage is "Razor Thin".  He
>says he has a lot of "ass"ets.  I'm not too sure what he means by
>that.  He also says that he has a lot of satisfied customers.  
>Unfortunately, he only gave me the names of females as his satisfied
>customers.  Hmmmmm...I wonder what he means by that.  

FIrst off, if you plan on attacking me verbally in any way, do not
go through the odious task of posting through another. It demeans you.
If you do not have the self respect it takes to post something to
me or Email to me (I had to learn of this through 2nd hand sources)
then do not do it at all. Cowards post this way, not those with
any sort of legitimate gripe...

Cowards I have no use for, so, if you wish to continue this way,
pray do, but do not tire me with your insignificant panderings.

As to the insurance question, I wouldn't sell you a clue, which
you desperately need... Let alone anything of real value, keep
your opinions to yourself, or better yet, and I say this with the
most deferential demeanor (yeah right) GO F&*K yourself...

>I hope when Blade sees this, he will know enough to call me directly
>to get the information instead of bothering you.

I would, except you don't have the guts to post anything that says
who you are, you pathetic clueless fuck...

>Also...nice try...my first name is not Ed...but I'll come home.
>
>Thank you sweet lady,
>
>Mr. Green

Mr Green, contact me.

Cowpatty, if you have anything to do with this, I am so sorry...

But this is pathetic...you picked the wrong day to screw with me... 
I have no patience for stupidity and even less for those who cannot
even give me a valid address to back themselves up.

And for the rest of you, pardon me for interrupting your Friday night.

Ever the irrepressible,
		Blade
for stupidity.

Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Sarek@world.std.com (Garrett S Fitzgerald)
Subject: RFA positions
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 18:28:37 GMT

I still haven't figured out what my RFA position should be--I
suggested "Official Incorrigible Punster--Do Not Incorrige", but
that's infringing on LF's terrortory. :-) What's currently open? :-)
-----------------------
"Oh, I'm a programmer and I'm ok, I work all night and I sleep all day..."
-- 
Sarek of Vulcan
a.k.a. Garrett Fitzgerald `:-)

Sarek@world.std.com
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 18:34:11 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Spring break
Distribution: world

In article <rvkhuINNm58@agate.berkeley.edu>, scoger@ocf.berkeley.edu (Scott
Gier) says:
>
>Lisa Mae asks:
>
> Day dreaming again?
>
>**  You caught me and you interupted a nice day dream where we were....
   Atleast you admit, it WAS just a dream. *cute smile*
>
> We don't need to blaim you.  Your ALWAYS wrong!  (I'll take it up with
> you in person sometime....*grin*) *wicked grin*  Don't forget, I am warning
> you.
>
>** Always wrong.  I don't think so.  And just what are you warning me about.
  I was warning you, that when I see you in person, that I was going to prove
to you that my statement was right....by any means possible.
>** Does it have anything to do with that wicked grin of yours.  If it does
>** I cannot wait for it to happen *chesirecatgrin*
   *giggle*
>
Ariel
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 13:36:07 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.224133.22954@nic.umass.edu> S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( ) writes:
>Well, at least the "new" part was right!
>
>Hi everyone!  I'm new to this group.  Just thought I'd check it out and it
>seems pretty cool....So, do you have room for another new face??
>
>Christy!

            WELCOME TO ARC-LAND, CHRISTY !!

The Good Romantic Witch waves her Golden Wand over Christy
and suddenly she is showered with Golden Majique Romance Dust.
"May all your dreams come true, Christy."  The Good Romantic
Witch then gives Christy a *HUG* and flies away on her 
Golden Broom....

Lis, The Good Romantic Witch
President of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:30:40 -0500

picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy) asks:


>So, Steve, how do you answer all these ladies?  (I can just imagine! :-)
>And do I get one too?  *sly wink*
>
>Dave Roy

Well, usually I just give them a big, sexy smile and a warm hug and a
soft, tender kiss.


THEN, I drop my pants.

No, sorry Dave, I won't drop my pants for you... :)

Steve
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: A timely (I hope) post...
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 12:14:37 GMT

>blade bellows:

Did I ? And I so rarely bellow...

>> But you have to admit, that if you are working on a theme,
>> orgasming orangutangs are at least an intellectually stimulating
>> theme upon which to work...
>> 
>> I think I used it three time in that section, worth bokoo points, bucko!
>
>This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship....
>
>Lee


Lee... I am so horrified that you didn't type that out... I hope you
at least SAID it correctly...

This could be the beginning of a beeYOOteefull friendship...

hahahahahahhaah

Blade
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner)
Subject: Re: Challenge II (was Re: A timely (I hope) post...)
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 13:08:41 GMT

>I've seen Blade do this.  It is a most scary sight, indeed.  The
>overall impression is of Rodin's (or whoever's) Thinker, severely
>constipated, undergoing high-g maneuvers with the grace of a ballet
>dancer.  When he does it with weapons, it's even scarier.  Sort of
>like watching a demented monk perform penance with razor blades and a
>grain of salt.  Aiee!

Glad you like it...

>>Don't you just hate it when their little BONES snap
>>on the backs of their hands...??? I mean, it's enough
>>to make one miss one's mid day Vodka Martini...
>
>Good thing you already had one at breakfast, eh, Blade?

Yeah... wow is I would have had to go 10 more minutes, well,
I wouldn't have been responsible for my actions... Not that I ever
have been before <he says, polishing his mulitple ID cards>

>Say, Blade, was I convincing enough?  Do you think they'll buy into
>Panda--er, Guru Andy--being a separate entity now?  What're ya gonna
>do when he has to show up for BeaChat?

I dunno Cliff, it was a pretty good effort, especially with those
posted by notices everywhere... but we'll have to wait and see...

Blade
From: 880189s@ace.acadiau.ca (JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Competition: (WAS: Re: TushRater)
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:21:52 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Apr13.124235.17138@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Steve Salter) writes:
>From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Steve Salter)
>Subject: Re: Competition: (WAS: Re: TushRater)
>Date: 13 Apr 92 17:42:31 GMT

>dch@uunet.uu.net (Dan C. Horner) exuberantly shouts:

>>>OKAY OKAY THAT's Enuff!!! Alright GUYS!!! Time to discuss the
>>>competition the ladies will be competing in....yeah, forget the wet
>>>t-shirt nonsense...we need a TUSHRATER contest also...yeah, that's the
>>>ticket. Tight white shorts for one phase...hmmmm, I can think of
>>>others but how about some input from the other guys that are going to
>>>be at the BeachChat...Ender, Lee, BLAAAADE??...hmmmmm?
>> Steve

>>I have only one hyphenated word to say, that I am sure
>>will gain me the backup of all the other males here:
>>
>>G-Strings!

>Naw, not G-Strings...sheesh, that leaves nothing much to the
>imagination. How about tight white shorts, and even better...how about
>soft, silky, CLINGY pants of some sort? And short skirts, don;t forget
>swimsuits!!.

The Man has a point, whispy, clingy pants can be very sensual, especiallt if 
there is a breeze!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~  Jamie Stuart               " I don't know which is wierder, ~
    ~  Wine Stewerd of the RFA   that you are fighting a stuffed   ~
    ~  Keeper of the Glue        animal or that you seem to be     ~
    ~  Guy from ESTRN CANADA     losing."                          ~
    ~                                        -Susie (C&H)          ~
    ~  Acadia University                                           ~
    ~  Wolfville, Nova Scotia                                      ~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~  "only those that truly dare, live"  - Enzo Ferrari          ~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: spt2814@rigel.tamu.edu (Some Texans aren't Cowboys)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Yet another new "face"...
Date: 8 Apr 92 23:11:00 GMT
Organization: Follow Him!!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Apr8.122641.1259@wkuvx1.bitnet>, kinnema@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) writes...
>*Mark looks in, awaiting an opportunity to unlurk, and seeing if the food has
>stopped flying yet...*

>Looks clear so far. But just in case....

>*Mark arms his Atomic Cream Pie Launcher ( :> ) and steps into the open...*

>Hi all.

Hi Mark...  *huge evil grin*
[Mark turns to see someone standing behind him with a very LARGE slingshot 
loaded down with whip cream-covered-strawberries]

Of course, Mark has no time to react to this unexpected attack from behind,
and immediately gets pelted by dozens of strawberries...

From beyond all the whip cream Mark hears, 'Oh, BTW, I am the StrangerSmiling
FromTheShadows, former ARCer, who now has enough time to post once again!!!"
[Followed by lines of maniacal laughter]

Good to be back!! (There's no place like ARc, There's no place like ARC...)
Sean P. Tompkins
SPT2814@rigel.tamu.edu
The StrangerSmilingFromTheShadows
and ManWithoutANickname
From: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Hello again!
Date: 15 Apr 92 00:25:35 GMT
Reply-To: picard@IASTATE.EDU (David B Roy)
Organization: Iowa State University

In article <1992Apr14.210100.20263@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>,
lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
> In article <1992Apr14.140356.23447@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu>
erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Erin Anderson) writes:

> >Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
> >ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
> >		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)
>                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> 
> E-R-I-N !!!!    You're "supposed" to be My Hero, you know,
> Like My Bodyguard.... and here you're talking about tieing me
> up for everybody to take pot shots at!!  WEll, sheesh....
> **pout**  **pout**   "I need a REAL bodyguard!!"  

Well, I can understand you taking offense at the potshots, but they tying up is
part of the fringe benefits, I would think.  :-)
 
Dave Roy
Official Masseur to the 
President of the RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 21:30:20 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <1992Apr14.123809@IASTATE.EDU> picard@IASTATE.EDU writes:

> In article <1992Apr14.140123.20194@nic.umass.edu>, S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu
> ( ) writes:
> > In <1992Apr14.052844.21544@cs.aukuni.ac.nz> cwes1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz writes: 
> > > and clare sneaks around among the clamour of people welcoming Christy
> > > and *tickle*s her mercilessly....
> > 
> > Oh stop!  <giggle, giggle>  Please don't!  Oh <giggle>  HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> Never fear!  I shall help you!
> [Dave stops, thinks for a minute.  Meanwhile, Christy is writhing on the ground
> as Clare tickles her.  Dave's mind goes blank as he realizes that he kind of
> likes seeing Christy writhe on the ground.  Then, his heroic instincts kick in]
> 
> Unhand her, Clare, or you shall receive the same!  Or better yet [pulls out a
> Recoiless Cream Puff Rifle]  you'll be on the receiving end of this!
> [Clare looks startled, then runs away]
> Of course, I don't want you to go away mad.  I hate in when people are mad at
> me!  :-)
>  
> You know, Christy, this could be the beginnings of a beautiful friendship!  Or
> it could become my second job! :-)


DAVE!  My hero!!!  <stares adoringly>  What can I ever do to repay you???

Christy
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: 8888cc19@uhdvx3.dt.uh.edu (Good Witch of the Silicon Forest)
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41A   
Organization: University of Houston-Downtown
X-Lunar-Date: 2 days, 22 hours, 59 minutes since the first quarter of the moon
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 16:16:00 GMT

 Julie Malone <jmalone@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes...
>Steve Salter <ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
> 
>>Hi Christy! I'm old to this group. Since you are new I thought I would
>>check YOU out! Room for another new face...mais oui, mademoiselle.
>>Welcome to alt.romance.chat...the Land of the Goddess of Romance.
>>WAnna mess around?
> 
>Don't freak, Christy, he asks all the new women to a.r.c. that question.
>Funny, I don't remember being asked that when I arrived here....hummmmmm....
> 
	
	Me either....:(

	Tina Marie
	Official TradeMark of ARC/RFA
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: S7985203@deimos.ucc.umass.edu ( )
Subject: Re: Another new beautiful face in the crowd...
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 18:58:23 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.20

In <1992Apr15.135722.9358@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu writes:

> Christy inquires:
> >Man, I should have joined you guys earlier...I get pies and champagne...What's
> >next on the menu?
> 
> Glad you joined up!
> Fresh strawberries with chocolate and whipped cream! *YUM!*
> 
> 


I'll bring the whip cream....I always have some in my trusty bag of tricks.

Christy
From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Phone Match
Summary: Get your pies for the Great Pie Throwing Contest! *splut*
Date: 16 Apr 92 19:12:25 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio, not San Antone

JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART is ready for battle:
>In article <1992Apr15.144249.10374@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner) writes:
>>From: jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu (John M. Turner)
>>Subject: Re: Phone Match
>>Date: 15 Apr 92 14:42:49 GMT
>
>>JAMIE CHARLES DUNCAN STUART writes:
[Chris Carstens comes looking for single adults seeking partners]
[       but gets something completely different...              ]
>>>JOHN?  John, you get the pies I'll tie him up....
>>>
>>Okay, lets see...
[LOTS of pies gathered]
>>Ready when you are, Mr Stuart!
>
>Okay,
>
>Bowline, check
>Clove-hitch,check
>granny-not (tee-hee)...check
>Do you want him blindfolded?...Naw, let him see whats commin'.
>
>Any last requests MR. Psychologist (MR. play with my brain)....NO?
>
>RIGHT (Roy-T..Like John Cleese.sp?_)
>
>FIRE WHEN READY JOHN, I mean MR. TURNER!
(JT throws Jamie a raincoat (could be messy).  Then, bringing out the MKIII
FullAutoStealthPieLauncherWithAutoloader (They never see it coming *grin*),
he loads the magazine (Newsweek, please) with a stack of Bavarian Creme pies.)

I wonder how Dr Freud would analyze THIS?

(JT then targets the struggling form of Mr Cartens and fires off two volleys..)

*SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT*
*SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT*
*SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT*

*SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT*
*SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT*
*SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT* *SPLUT*

EEEEUUUUUWWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!! What a mess, I hope the authorities won't mind, at
least it's biodegradable. *grin*

How about Mud Pies next?  (Then he can tell us about his "mud-der"! :-) )


John  Turner
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*               John "J.T." Turner - jturner@lonestar.utsa.edu                *
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