HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: terwindt@cs.utwente.nl (Alfred Terwindt)
Subject: Re: glorm
Keywords: poetry, vogon
Organization: University of Twente, Dept. of Computer Science
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 13:30:22 GMT

In article <5JAN199314284738@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu> cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht) writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.192601.1@hamp.hampshire.edu>, aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu writes...
>>aaahnm! Gur moot gwie sarti hoom slotha. Gim frumheld hurthig slithy noam.
>>Mayhoom hellds friesno gliiewa? Perhimn foos slie phool. Nay, Trurl did
>>gooiminy hum frie slo! In goom drun gippa hoom hiemne froo froo (fru fru?)
>>goot sloar!
>> 
>>				-foo! 
>>				-snorfindel
>
>
>OH NO!!!  VOGON POETRY!!!!!  RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!
>cvads021@CSUPomona.edu

I don't get it, what's Vogon poetry ?
Is it a kind of poetry, or poetry in Vogon language ?
Sorry if this question was asked before, but I couldn't find it in the FAQ.
Any help would be appriciated, GOA.


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From: aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: glorm
Date: 4 Jan 93 19:26:01 EDT
Organization: Hampshire College
NNTP-Posting-Host: hamp.hampshire.edu

aaahnm! Gur moot gwie sarti hoom slotha. Gim frumheld hurthig slithy noam.
Mayhoom hellds friesno gliiewa? Perhimn foos slie phool. Nay, Trurl did
gooiminy hum frie slo! In goom drun gippa hoom hiemne froo froo (fru fru?)
goot sloar!

				-foo! 
				-snorfindel
From: jethro@miller.cs.uwm.edu (Mary Ellen Paul)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: wooga wooga wooga
Date: 10 Jan 1993 18:00:44 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.9.13
Keywords: AND Nick the plastic lizard of Milwaukee



Wooga wooga wooga!
From: cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: This is alt.stupidity, right?
Keywords: yes, no, momma, poppa, money, sex
Date: 5 Jan 93 22:35:00 GMT
Organization: Cal Poly, Pomona
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

I shall tell you a story, one of a Borg named Rialtus.  Now, you may not know
what a Borg is, but that is not relevant.  You see, this Borg walked into a 
dying newsgroup in the USENet, not knowing what to do.  He just wandered about
aimlessly, looking for Spam and chocolate pizza to assimilate.  He did not 
realize that in this universe, Pizza Borg does not exist and that the closest
alternative, Pizza Hut, does not put these nice toppings on pizza.  He was so
confused until he realized, "Hey!  Pepperoni ain't that bad anyways!"

Now, didn't you always want to know that?  *grin*

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From: jethro@miller.cs.uwm.edu (Mary Ellen Paul)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: In support of domestic violence
Date: 10 Jan 1993 17:35:19 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.9.13
Summary: wife-beating is not wife-beating
Keywords: Korean men who beat their wives are not violent.



Yeah, that was stupid alright.
From: kaygee@hardy.u.washington.edu (Kevin Giansante)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: In support of domestic violence
Date: 9 Jan 1993 02:56:42 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
NNTP-Posting-Host: hardy.u.washington.edu

From news.u.washington.edu!usenet.coe.montana.edu!rpi!usc!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!usenet.ucs.indiana.edu!tlee@silver.ucs.indiana.edu Fri Jan  8 18:31:06 PST 1993
Article: 11627 of soc.culture.korean
Newsgroups: soc.culture.korean
From: kaygee@hardy.u.washington.edu (Kevin Giansante)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: looking....for a sow?
Date: 7 Jan 1993 04:36:01 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
NNTP-Posting-Host: hardy.u.washington.edu

In article 93, mikea@zorba.gvg.tek.com (Michael P. Anderson)
asks:

>Does anyone else out there wonder deeply how ol' Jonathan is
>doing with his
>pitiful entreaty?

Not me!
Ciao, 

KG

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: terwindt@cs.utwente.nl (Alfred Terwindt)
Subject: Re: glorm
Keywords: poetry, Vogons
Organization: University of Twente, Dept. of Computer Science
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 11:43:12 GMT

In article <5JAN199314284738@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu> cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht) writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.192601.1@hamp.hampshire.edu>, aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu writes...
>>aaahnm! Gur moot gwie sarti hoom slotha. Gim frumheld hurthig slithy noam.
>>Mayhoom hellds friesno gliiewa? Perhimn foos slie phool. Nay, Trurl did
>>gooiminy hum frie slo! In goom drun gippa hoom hiemne froo froo (fru fru?)
>>goot sloar!
>>
>>				-foo! 
>>				-snorfindel
>>
>>
>OH NO!!!  VOGON POETRY!!!!!  RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!

I don't get it, what's Vogon poetry ?
Is it a kind of poetry, or poetry in Vogon language ?
Sorry if this question was asked before, but I couldn't find it in the FAQ.
Any help would be appriciated, GOA.

>Vogon Poetry is "poetry" made by beings known as Vogons.  This comes from the
>remarkable froody book Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
>
>Hope this helped!

Not really (I didn't read the book,) what's the danger ?
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (.)
Subject: Re: looking....for a sow?
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 04:14:51 GMT


Organization: National University of Singapore
Distribution: world

jdunbar@sag4.ssl.berkeley.edu (Jonathan Dunbar) writes:
: Hi,  I hope that speacial someone gets this.  I`m 26 and just out of college for
: a year now.  I live in the Berkeley area.  I`m looking for someone to spend time
: with and most of all someone I can cuddle and show affection to (some in return please).  I have two cats, but they just can't hug back.  Well, I could post all
: that usuall stuff about how cute I am, and my weight (165lbs). Actually I really
: do keep myself looking trim and squeezable.  I have gotten over my last love
: ( 6 months since ) and I'm ready to move on and live again.  I'm into a lot of 
: different things.  I like going out hiking, movies, dancing, and cycling.  I 
: would like so much to hear from women who are looking for a REAL relationship,
: not just a quick fling.  I don't smoke or drink, so if you do, you`ll definately
: find me BOARING.  Oh, I`m 5`11" and a mix of African/Irish/ and Native Crow
:        ^^^^^^^^^                                                   
Yep, I really look remarkable......well in a nice pleasant way.  I`m
: educated in physics and astronomy, but I never lost my humanity or humor.  I do
: wish to hear from you.  So if you are looking and living in the San Fransisco
: area, drop me a line.
: 
: 
: Jonathan
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: glorm
From: cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht)
Date: 12 Jan 1993 12:29 -0800
 <8JAN199311254589@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu> <1993Jan12.114312.24756@cs.utwente.nl>
Distribution: world
Organization: Cal Poly, Pomona
Keywords: poetry, Vogons
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

(obvious Vogon Poetry deleted for my insanity...)

>>OH NO!!!  VOGON POETRY!!!!!  RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!
> 
>I don't get it, what's Vogon poetry ?
>Is it a kind of poetry, or poetry in Vogon language ?

>>Vogon Poetry is "poetry" made by beings known as Vogons.  This comes from the
>>remarkable froody book Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

> (I didn't read the book,) what's the danger ?

Let's put it this way.  It is the third worst poetry ever known.  The second
worse poetry caused the death of the poet because the (don't quote me here)
spleen of the poet went and attacked the heart to put everyone out of their
misery.  You really have to read the book to understand this....


yub yub, Rialtus
From: spackman@disco-sol.dfki.uni-sb.de (Stephen Spackman)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: wooga wooga wooga
Date: 11 Jan 1993 20:08:22 GMT
Organization: DFKI Saarbruecken GmbH, D-W 6600 Saarbruecken
Distribution: world
Reply-To: stephen@acm.org
NNTP-Posting-Host: disco-sol.dfki.uni-sb.de
In-reply-to: cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu's message of 11 Jan 1993 08:54 -0800

PARTY WOOGA PARTY WOOGA PORP PORP PORP WOOGA FREEN!!!!

Where?
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"porpnorber wibble freen!"        igpart wibble nondomor. roop muh ig!
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From: s7958246@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Mr. Duality)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: More Vogon Poetry
Date: 10 Jan 1993 23:14:27 -0500
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
NNTP-Posting-Host: titan.ucc.umass.edu

	Oh freddled gruntbuggly! Thy micturations are to me
	As plurdled gabbleblotchits in a lurgid bee.
	Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes,
	And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindle werdles,
	For otherwise I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with
	My blurglecruncheon see if I don't.


THE actual words of the ACTUAL Vogon Captain of THE Hitchhiker's Guide To The 
Galaxy.

Vogon Poetry: Learn it, live it, love it.



--* Mr. Duality *--

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.sex.wanted
From: roy@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (r0y j!)
Subject: Re: narcissus seeks friend
Organization: California State University, Sacramento
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 09:14:20 GMT

In article <1993Jan11.165421.17795@maths.tcd.ie> steely@maths.tcd.ie (Conor Hogan) writes:
>>> : in alt.personals ap.233@cupid.sai.com writes:
>>> : >
>>> : > I'm blond, blue eyes, 5'9", 150lbs and 28. 
>>> : > Seeking same.
>
>>I'm dark, brown eyes 2'3" 20lBs and 234. Seeking sanity. :-)
>>-- 
>I'm two foot tall with no limbs and seeking santy.

I'm seven inches tall with a 5'10" penis.
Seeking 36 inch female with 5'9" chest.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Vogon Disclaimer
From: cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht)
Date: 12 Jan 1993 12:30 -0800
Distribution: world
Organization: Cal Poly, Pomona
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <1993Jan12.140636.1@hamp.hampshire.edu>, aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu writes...
> 
>**************************DISCLAIMER********************************
> 
>- - - - Not having a copy of teh Hitchhiker's Guide available, I was 
>simply improvising. Surely non can take offense at such a sloominy hurth
>floo foo fru!
> 
>			-Snorfindel - - -- -- - - - 

Do you at least know where your towel is???

yub yub, Rialtus
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: bryker@cwis.unomaha.edu (Barrett T. Ryker)
Subject: Re: What are the Muppets?
Keywords: muppets, gonzo, genetic experiments....
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 04:25:56 GMT

jis@panix.com (Jack Szwergold) writes:


>What's up with the muppets?

Not much really.  After Jim Henson's (Muppet overlord) death, they just
never seem as "alive".

>Are they people?
Yes.  It is Muliculturalism gone awry.

>Do they hang together?
I dunno.  I've never hung a group of muppets before.

>Who has to share space with snuffleupagus? (He must really smell up the
>bathroom)

Remember, Snuffelufegus once had live-in with Big Bird. (just like Ernie & Bert
always do).  Do you really think Big Bird would allow snuffy turds all over
the place???  I think NOT!

>Also....

>Is it true that Gonzo is a deformed aboriginn (from Aussie-land)
Yes.  Sad but true.

>If so, I think it is real, real, real, real cruel to take advantage of his
>deformity for the entertainment of the drooling masses....
This is an unfortunate aspect of modern society, just like baby corn, and
spam crucifixions.  Just think of the other atocities:  a retarded cookie
monster,  a sucidal "Tellie" monster, a "Grouch" who is so poor he lives
in a trsh can......  The list goes on and on.  

>It really upsets me.....
Cheer up!  Just think how beautiful the muppets are in comparison to the
dark, secretive "Letter People".

P.S.  If it will cheer you up, I can post a .GIF file of the muppets
      burning in hell.  If it wont cheer you up, at least it is good
      to know that life isn't full of warm, soft kittens named
      "Fluff Muff".

P.P.S.  I also might post the article on how a young man went insane,
        and sacrificed his Fred Flintstone punching bag to the Oscar,
        The Ancient one.
From: aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Vogon Disclaimer
Date: 12 Jan 93 14:06:36 EDT
Organization: Hampshire College
NNTP-Posting-Host: hamp.hampshire.edu


**************************DISCLAIMER********************************

- - - - Not having a copy of teh Hitchhiker's Guide available, I was 
simply improvising. Surely non can take offense at such a sloominy hurth
floo foo fru!

			-Snorfindel - - -- -- - - -
From: jh@dcs.ed.ac.uk (James Hammerton)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: wooga wooga wooga
Keywords: AND Nick the plastic lizard of Milwaukee
Date: 11 Jan 93 13:21:14 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Edinburgh

In article <1ipo8cINNl44@uwm.edu>, jethro@miller.cs.uwm.edu (Mary Ellen Paul) writes:
> 
> 
> Wooga wooga wooga!

Flugrgle zxgzsd fajadg tu ! fddjsfvjasdh .

-- 
*  James Hammerton               *  If Pascal is equivalent to the      *
*  Email: jamesh@uk.ac.ed.aisb   *  mini-metro,then ML is the concept   *
*  			         *  car where steering is done          *
*                                *  recursively using the gearstick.    *
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (brett mcinnes)
Subject: Re: In support of domestic violence
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 01:41:40 GMT

kaygee@hardy.u.washington.edu (Kevin Giansante) writes:
: P.S.  I am sometimes sarcastic, due to my fallen nature.
: 
: 
That was almost as good as "American Moron marries Thai girl". Great
stuff, Kevin.
From: mikea@zorba.gvg.tek.com (Michael P. Anderson)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: looking....for a sow?
Date: 7 Jan 93 02:13:49 GMT
Organization: Grass Valley Group, Grass Valley, CA

Does anyone else out there wonder deeply how ol' Jonathan is doing with his
pitiful entreaty?

Come on John old man, tell us what it's like to be a real squirrel.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au (Jared Quinn)
Subject: Re: glorm
Organization: Craggenmoore public Unix system , Newcastle , Oz
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 02:39:43 GMT
Keywords: poetry, vogon

terwindt@cs.utwente.nl (Alfred Terwindt) writes:

|I don't get it, what's Vogon poetry ?
|Is it a kind of poetry, or poetry in Vogon language ?

a Vogon lives on the planet of Viltrode IV <that correct? my  HHGTTG's
are  packed  in a box coz we are renevating and the walls and seelings
are  being pulled out this week>... They believe the world was sneezed
out the nose of the great green aiklesure <sp, i know its wrong>,  and
they fear the coming of the great white hankicheif...  

It is basically Poetry by this rather unusal race of people...  If  ya
want more info on Vogon's i suggest u ask in alt.fan.douglas-adams


-- 
Jared Quinn
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------O---O-
jarqui@scorch.apana.org.au       | A great philosopher once wrote:        i
3:622/401.0@fidonet.org          | Naughty,  Naughty,  Very Naughty!    \___/ 
---------------------------------+--------------------------------------------
Tought/Quote of the Day:
Ill play with it first and tell you what it is later.
MILES DAVIS
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: glorm
From: cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht)
Date: 5 Jan 1993 14:28 -0800
Distribution: world
Organization: Cal Poly, Pomona
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <1993Jan4.192601.1@hamp.hampshire.edu>, aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu writes...
>aaahnm! Gur moot gwie sarti hoom slotha. Gim frumheld hurthig slithy noam.
>Mayhoom hellds friesno gliiewa? Perhimn foos slie phool. Nay, Trurl did
>gooiminy hum frie slo! In goom drun gippa hoom hiemne froo froo (fru fru?)
>goot sloar!
> 
>				-foo! 
>				-snorfindel


OH NO!!!  VOGON POETRY!!!!!  RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!!

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From: niceswangern@bvc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.flame
Subject: Re: *really* stupid adult tricks
Date: 8 Jan 93 19:57:32 CST
Organization: Buena Vista College, Storm Lake, IA

In article <1993Jan5.052155.4895@beaver.cs.washington.edu>, pardo@cs.washington.edu (David Keppel) writes:
> Some guy decided he had to save the world via USElessNET and posts the
> following message to about a dozen newsgroups that I read.  Probably
> more that I don't.  But what's *really* stupid is he posted a separate
> message to each newsgroup, instead of posting one message to a bunch of
> newsgroups at once.  So I saw one on `rec.bicycles.tech', one on
> `rec.bicycles.marketplace', one on `rec.bicycles.misc', ...  I'm
> sending him separate e-mail each time I see one and I encourage you to
> do the same.  `sehari@iastate.edu'.  May his e-mail box floweth over.
> 
> Oh well, at least he didn't say "please follow up to this newsgroup" :-)
> 
> 	;-D on  ( What kind of annoys annoys a stupid-watcher )  Pardo

Methinks he posted to about 10,000 newsgroups because I see that stupid 
message EVERYWHERE!  He also posted to our local Iowa groups, and amazingly 
hasn't got flamed!  Yet.  I'll keep you posted.  Of course, the BIG dummies 
are the ones that respond seriously to his letter.

				\ |     \ |
				|\|	|\|
				| \ATE  | \ICESWANGER
				    Somers, Iowa

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: cei352@cck.coventry.ac.uk (The Freak)
Subject: Re: Vogon Poetry
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 11:20:57 GMT

In article <1993Jan6.153502.1@hamp.hampshire.edu> aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu writes:
>Vogro nee hi jawwa sli! Ne wookie cro phloo frumio sla! Vogo-preeto ig
>nomini do. Ihhhj na? Sa! Slee froom hoom soom toom! Nay, mahx neewa sli
>fromar, glo li hibbldie free!
>
>			-Snorfindel
>
>arp - ecch homini floo Jabba wabba jawwa nee!

  Eeek...Dwan de dwibble dan gwib ook uke.Kye trie hopo freo gon gwid de da
  gwimbo gree da yiba yiba yiba.
-- 
      **************************************************************** 
      ****************  cei352@uk.ac.coventry.cck  *******************
      *  It only takes a rumour to bring the downfall of a kingdom.  *
      **********************  THE FREAK  *****************************
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.sex
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (brett mcinnes)
Subject: Re: TIME HAS INERTIA     Att:  Vladimir IGNATOVICH
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 08:40:00 GMT

abian@iastate.edu (Alexander Abian) writes:
: 
: 
: STRICTLY FOR THE ARDENT AND DEVOTED READERS OF:  TIME HAS INERTIA
: 
: Dear Dr. Ignatovich,
: 
: Thank you for your recent posting.
: 
: As soon as I  finish the writing of a paper in Functional Analysis, I will
: post a short, extremely readable and extremely understandable exposition
: of Goedel's so-called"celebrated Theorem" in a totally undressed, disrobed 
: and  reduced to an absolutely  pitiful naked form.  You will see how I am 
: able to destroy the many layers of the superficial cosmetic lava and hit at 
: the heart of the matter with my profound insight. 
: 
:   
: With best regards,
:                                              Alexander Abian
: 
: 
: 
: 
: 
:  
: 
: -- 
:    The tendency of maintaining the status-quo, Reaction to provocation and
:                 The tendency of maintaining again a status-quo.  
:     TIME HAS INERTIA  and some energy is lost to move Time forward  
:   E = mcc  (Einstein)    must be replaced by    E = m(0) exp(-At) (Abian)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: More Vogon Poetry
From: cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht)
Date: 11 Jan 1993 08:51 -0800
Distribution: world
Organization: Cal Poly, Pomona
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

In article <1993Jan10.131942.1@hamp.hampshire.edu>, aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu writes...
>SNeeee! Floo hoominie flar reechbac! In hoom  flor gintu ma? Nay, twas slithy
>the jawwani re! Ech glothar flotho uma!
> 
>		-Snorfindel

Venchit!  Grorop theew, er hoopth ech. 

yub yub, Rialtus
From: kaygee@hardy.u.washington.edu (Kevin Giansante)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: looking....for a sow?
Date: 7 Jan 1993 04:36:22 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
NNTP-Posting-Host: hardy.u.washington.edu

In article 93, mikea@zorba.gvg.tek.com (Michael P. Anderson)
asks:

>Does anyone else out there wonder deeply how ol' Jonathan is
>doing with his
>pitiful entreaty?

Not me!
Ciao, 

KG
From: aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: More Vogon Poetry
Date: 10 Jan 93 13:19:42 EDT
Organization: Hampshire College
NNTP-Posting-Host: hamp.hampshire.edu

SNeeee! Floo hoominie flar reechbac! In hoom  flor gintu ma? Nay, twas slithy
the jawwani re! Ech glothar flotho uma!

		-Snorfindel
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: cvads021@vmsa.is.csupomona.edu (Carl R. Knecht)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Vogon Poetry
Date: 8 Jan 93 19:17:00 GMT
Organization: Cal Poly, Pomona
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1993Jan6.153502.1@hamp.hampshire.edu>, aalpern@hamp.hampshire.edu writes...
>Vogro nee hi jawwa sli! Ne wookie cro phloo frumio sla! Vogo-preeto ig
>nomini do. Ihhhj na? Sa! Slee froom hoom soom toom! Nay, mahx neewa sli
>fromar, glo li hibbldie free!
> 
>			-Snorfindel
> 
>arp - ecch homini floo Jabba wabba jawwa nee!

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

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From: jis@panix.com (Jack Szwergold)
Subject: What are the Muppets?
Keywords: muppets, gonzo, genetic experiments....
Organization: Panix, NYC
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 03:59:03 GMT


What's up with the muppets?

Are they people?

Do they hang together?

Who has to share space with snuffleupagus? (He must really smell up the
bathroom)

Also....

Is it true that Gonzo is a deformed aboriginn (from Aussie-land)

If so, I think it is real, real, real, real cruel to take advantage of his
deformity for the entertainment of the drooling masses....

It really upsets me.....
From: steely@maths.tcd.ie (Conor Hogan)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: narcissus seeks friend
Date: 11 Jan 93 16:54:21 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Maths, Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland.

>> : in alt.personals ap.233@cupid.sai.com writes:
>> : >
>> : > I'm blond, blue eyes, 5'9", 150lbs and 28. 
>> : > Seeking same.

>I'm dark, brown eyes 2'3" 20lBs and 234. Seeking sanity. :-)
>-- 
I'm two foot tall with no limbs and seeking santy.


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