From: John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com
Newsgroups: talk.religion.newage,alt.alien.visitors,sci.skeptic
Subject: UFO Humor.
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 92 17:41:27 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

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Subject: UFO Humor.
  Due to the fact that Don Showen hasn't told us about his
encounter with the Arch Angel in San Diego I will have to 
do the next best thing and tell you about another person
who told about his trip to see Ruth Norman.  
   If you have a healthy sense of humor you may find this 
rather funny, because you have a group of religious zealots
trying to be serious, throw in a devil and a couple of Arch
Angels and it comes out pretty funny. So we begin the story
in the words of a Mr. Douglas Curran; The Unarius Found-
ation presents members with a complete and ordered 
cosmography. Earth, they believe, is "the garbage dump of 
the universe," the place where unfulfilled souls end up until
they achieve enough of a karmic bank balance to bail them-
selves out. Our planet operates at such a low level of con- 
sciousness that it even vibrates at a low frequency. To raise
that consciousness, to increase that frequency, is the goal
of the Unariuns. Such a move, they believe, would send a 
cosmic "yes" to the Intergalictic Confederation.  Thirty-two
spaceships-one from each planet of the Intergalactic Confed=
eration-would then  "land on Panet Earth to help this rapidly 
dying world, to a higher and happier way of life..."
  The power for such an ambitious endeavor comes from an 
eighty-two-year old widow, Ruth Norman. Unariuns know 
her as the Archangel Uriel, the present incarnation of a su-
preme spiritual being who has visited Earth many times 
before.  I first spoke to her on the telephone from 
Albuquerque.  "You must be a very intelligent person, 
obviously, to be doing this kind of work," she said. "You're
a caring person-I can tell by your voice. But I can tell by 
the speech impediment and hesitancy in you voice that you 
were a captain of a pirate spaceship back at the time of 
the last civil war in the Orion Nebula and responsible for 
destroying hundreds of thousands of innocent lives. Your
speech impediment and your present work on this planet
are proof of your karmatic starvation and your need to 
come to terms with your past lives. I suggest you undergo 
Unarius training. We can send some books out to you at a 
very reasonable cost." (While most of my friends would 
agree that I have an unusual way of enunciating, no one 
had ever leveled "speech impediment" at me before.) We
talked for an hour, Ruth speaking about unfulfilled souls,
the mission of Unarius on Earth, and how the fleet of ships
from the Space Brothers would land here once they stopped 
receiving the tremendous psychic negations emitted by
Earthlings of low consciousness.
So this is me (John Winston) speaking, this was written
in the year 1985. 
Source of Information: In Advance Of The Landing, Folk
Concepts of Outer Space, by Douglas Curran.
End Part 1.
John Winston..



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