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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: rape
From: rivero@mdcbbs.com
Date: 13 Apr 92 14:40:16 GMT
Organization: M&E (Division of EDS), Cypress CA
Nntp-Posting-User: rivero

In article <1992Apr09.224413.38651@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, gtr0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (GLEN TORLEIF RYEN) writes:
>>>>God this is tripe, this is like saying that people who who dislike people who
>>>>commit rape, really want to commit rape. I assume this started of in America,
>>>
>>
> Avoid rape.  Say yes.
-- 

 Avoid war.  Surrender!
 Avoid taxes. Quit yer job!
 Avoid aging. Die!
 


(next?)



<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
|  Michael Rivero rivero@mdcbbs.com Homo Cyberneticus-Computational Man  |
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|    Anyone who manages to get from birth to death without getting at    |
|   least one ugly scar just wasn't DOING anything!                      |
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Nobby All -  A song, a poem, a play on words
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:28:30 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

Here's a song I lear'nt years ago:-

THE BALLED OF NOBBY ALL.

They called him Nobby All, Nobby All
They called him Nobby All, Nobby All
and they called him Nobby All
'Cause he only had one finger
Nobby All
Nobby All
Nobby All

He was sent to rob a bank, rob a bank
He was sent to rob a bank, rob a bank
He was sent to rob a bank
but he stopped to have a sandwhich
Nobby All
Nobby All
Nobby All

The policeman was too quick, was too quick
The policeman was too quick, was too quick
The policeman was too quick
and he hit him with his trunchon
Nobby All
Nobby All
Nobby All

The judges name was Hunt, Judge Hunt
The judges name was Hunt, Judge Hunt
The judges name was Hunt
'cause he was a silly person
Nobby All
Nobby All
Nobby All

The jailers name was Jock, Jailor Jock
The jailers name was Jock, Jailor Jock
The jailers name was Jock
'cause his keys hung from his belt
Nobby All
Nobby All
Nobby All

And they hung poor Nobby All, Nobby All
And they hung poor Nobby All, Nobby All
And they hung poor Nobby All
By his last remaining finger
Nobby All
Nobby All
Nobby All

I think there are some more verses, but I can't remember them.

                Andy

-- 
| Andy - andrewc@spider.co.uk  |   He's just a boy,         "Renegade" |
|                              |   That has lost his way.       by     |
|  Or you children of today    |   He's a rebel,               Thin    |
| Are children of the Grave.   |   and he's fallen down        Lizzy   |
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kcdutt@teller.Princeton.EDU (Kevin C. Dutt)
Subject: FTP sites for jokes?
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 00:55:55 GMT

Are there any FTP sites for Polish, Blond, etc... jokes?
Hmmm (laugh) is there a FAQ for this group?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: matth@wheaton.edu (Matthew Hayward)
Subject: Request
Organization: Wheaton College
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 21:14:03 GMT

 Could someone email me the green golfball joke, I would hate to miss out on
 the greatest joke of the century. Thanks in advance. 
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sag0798@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Sassan Attari )
Subject: add this to your blonde jokes
Summary: add this to your blonde joke list
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 17:40:04 GMT

Q:  Why did the blonde cross the road?



A:  I don't know, but what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?!


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: nudnik@camelot.bradley.edu (Steven Parks)
Subject: Re: Smells Like Nirvana
Organization: Bradley University
Distribution: na
Date: 16 Apr 92 20:03:20 GMT

In <ratner.703440496@ficus.cs.ucla.edu> ratner@ficus.cs.ucla.edu (David Ratner) writes:

>I agree!  It's a great song!  Does anyone have the lyrics???

SMELLS LIKE NIRVANA
by "Weird Al" Yankovic

What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Now I'm mumblin', and I'm screamin',
And I don't know what I'm singing'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy this outta bug yer parents
Yeah

It's unintel-ligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
With all these marbles in my mouth
don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah

Well I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words? Oh, nevermind
don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well I'm yellin'
And we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so - well, I'll see ya

Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, Yaahyaah,
Ayaaaaah!
--
Twenty percent of zero is better than nothing.  --  Walt Kelly
Steven Parks  (309) 677 1271
SnailMail: 1312 W. Main #104 Peoria, IL USA 61606 
E-Mail:  nudnik@camelot.bradley.edu    or    nudnik@buhub.bradley.edu
From: ucrl@pool.info.sunyit.edu (Christopher Lee)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sam Kinison is DEAD???????????
Date: 13 Apr 92 20:07:35 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: State University of New York -- Institute of Technology

In article <kuf486INNqh4@nunki.usc.edu> jameskau@nunki.usc.edu (James Kaufman) writes:
>In article <1992Apr11.191606.10721@cheshire.oxy.edu> cleo@cheshire.oxy.edu (Cleopatra) writes:
>>
>>
>>When the heck did Sam Kinison die? I had no clue.
>>                                    -Cleopatra
>>-- 
>Yeah.  Kinison was killed last night in a car crash.  I heard he was driving
>from his honeymoon to a gig, or something like that.  His wife is in
>critical condition.  Irony of the week (year, decade): it wasn't his fault.
>Two drunk teens in a pickup smashed into him.  (They're fine, naturally).
>Sucks, huh?
>
If you think vehicular manslaughter is allright then the kids are fine.


-- 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdw56612@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Richard Dale Waller)
Subject: Things that make you go hmmm
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 20:19:29 GMT

Why do the needles used in lethal injections have to be sterile?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?


*******
I'm looking for more of these.

rw
From: gyanesh@unix.cis.pitt.edu (Gyanesh K Gupta)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: An ad !
Date: 10 Apr 92 14:13:23 GMT
Organization: Univ. of Pittsburgh, Computing & Information Services


==========================================================================
I saw this ad in the National College Newspaper. I found it funny. 
==========================================================================

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GREAT GIFT IDEA !!
Great Gift for Yourself !!!
Subscribe to Civic!

10 Condoms send to you every month !
Freshman ( 1 shipment/10 Condoms/$4.95 )
Sophmore ( 3 monthly shipments/30 condoms/$12.95 )
Junior   ( 6 monthly shipments/60 condoms/$22.95 )
Senior   ( 12 monthly shipments/120 condoms/$29.95 )

I wonder what they have to say about graduate students ? ;-) .. ;-).. 

All subscriptions receive name brand condoms. Senior pacakages include
wild novelty condoms.

==========================================================================
Gyanesh
From: marc@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (marc)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Purity Test?
Date: 13 Apr 92 19:11:22 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

In article <92102.141456JRH133@psuvm.psu.edu>, JRH133@psuvm.psu.edu (John Hennessey) writes:
> Could someone send me the 500 entry list too? Thanks.
> --
>   /~\       .          ~|   |
>  |   |  __ /|__  .__    |---|  _   __  __   _   _   _   _   . .
>  `\__|/|__| |  |/|  |/' |   |\|_|_/| |/| |_|_|_/_)_/_)_|_|_/|_/~~
>     /|                                                       /|
>    / |                                                      / |
>   (_/'           jrh133@psuvm.psu.edu                      (_/

Instead of a bunch of "me too's" why dosen't someone post the list?

marc
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: whall@cactus.org (J. Wayne Hall)
Subject: Re: Wayne's World
Reply-To: whall@cactus.org (J. Wayne Hall)
Organization: The Capital Area Central Texas Unix Society
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 06:26:09 GMT


>>/ hplsla:rec.humor / jdale@nsfuvax /  7:17 pm  Mar 27, 1992 /
>>In article <1992Mar27.165459.21830@news.iastate.edu>, ddkilzer@iastate.edu (Dav
id D Kilzer) writes...
>>>In article mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>>>>In article cheese@next05wor.wam.umd.edu (Fletch F. Fletch) writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Mar26.101642.454@ualr.edu>  writes:
>>>>>> In article <9203252207.aa04682@Bonnie.ics.uci.edu>,
>>>>> mmcguire@Bonnie.ICS.UCI.EDU writes:
>>>>>> >Way
>>>>>> NO way! (I couldn't help myself! :)
>>>>> Excellent...
>>>>Party on Garth, Party on Wayne!
>>>All right!  Okay!!!
>>She's a Babe!
>If she were president, she'd by Babe-raham Lincoln.
Shwiiing


If she were a religion, she'd be a Babe-tist...

She's from BABE-ylon.

Totally BABE-ticious.

(I have seen the sphincter, and it is Garth)

Wayne
whall@cactus.org
From: rnjana (Thamilan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: jokes
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:29:34 GMT
Reply-To: rnjana
Organization: University of Florida  (ufl.edu)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.3-4

A guy is convicted in a crime and spends 15 years in prison.  While in jail
he catches an ant and slowly and painfully teaches it to speak, dance, and
do other things.  Finally he gets released from jail.  He goes to a pub to
get a drink.  He could hardly wait to exhibit his ant that he calls the barman
and shows the ant to him, "look...."  Before he could say anything more, the
barman squeezes the ant and says, "I am sorry about that, sir."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Ben Fulton <fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: cmsg cancel <1992Apr10.212538.1736@nic.csu.net>
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 08:51:43 -0500

In <1992Apr15.175242.11892@watserv1.waterloo.edu> dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore) writes:

>In article <1992Apr10.233304.1738@nic.csu.net> jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ) writes:
>>This message was cancelled from within rn.

>This message wasn't.

This message wasn't, either, but probably should have been.


ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
right here, right now
there is no other place I'd rather be!
From: zippy@cs.mcgill.ca (Fotis XIPOLITAKIS)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Request for Star Trek drinking games
Summary: FTP site...
Date: 16 Apr 92 20:05:05 GMT
Organization: SOCS, McGill University, Montreal, Canada

In article <1992Apr16.162000.29134@casbah.acns.nwu.edu> ruelle@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Travis Ruelle) writes:
>In article <1992Apr16.152244.17186@fs7.ece.cmu.edu> farmer@henry.ece.cmu.edu (Alan A. Farmer) writes:
>>Does anyone have any of those ST drinking game files lying around?
>>Old Trek, New Trek, I'll take anything.  It looks like I'm heading
>>to an all night Trek and BEvERage thing tonight, and those games
>>looked strangely fun.
>>
>>Email rather than post them, please, unless a lot of other people
>>want to see them again.
>
>	Post, please...chances are I speak for more than myself...

The FTP site I last got them from was as follows:

	130.233.192.1
	in directory pub/drinking_games

I havn't checked in November I hope it's still there... If it not there
mail me and I'll get you the email address of someone who knows.

Fotis
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: robert@revcan.rct.ca (Robert Presland)
Subject: Re: Net Abbreviations
Organization: Revenue Canada, Taxation; Office Communications Division
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 17:50:34 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.225614.1@pomona.claremont.edu> jtravers@pomona.claremont.edu writes:
>Could someone please e-mail me a listing of net-abbreviations?  
>
>stuff like IMHO, BTW, etc, and their corresponding meanings...
>
>much appreciated!
>
For you and everyone else (please add more...)

BTW=By The Way
IMHO=In my humble opinion
TTFN=Tah Tah for now
TTYL=Talk to ya later
IMO=In my opinion 
...


-- 
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 "Live for the moment,                Internet: robert@revcan.rct.ca
  tomorrow will come soon enough."    FidoNet: Robert Presland (1:243/27.1)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: "david klein" <david.klein@canrem.com>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: separate sleep from t
Date: 12 Apr 92 13:08:17 EST
Reply-To: "david klein" <david.klein@canrem.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Canada Remote Systems


JS>Znlor fbzr fhofpevoref qba'g ernyvmr vg, ohg gur guernqf, zngu chmmyrf,
JS>whfg cynva abg shaal wbxrf fubhyq or qhzcrq va fbzrguvat yvxr erp.vanar,
JS>erp.rvafgrva.qribf, be erp.arj.crbcyr, erfcrpgviryl.  Yrgf gel gb fvzhyngr n
JS>cresrpg jbeyq naq gel gb xrrc gehyl shaal fghss va erp.uhzbe.

Ha Ha.  Now, could we have it in plain English please?  Why are you
censoring the stuff?

Dave.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
From: rajain@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Do we need Vowels?
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:08:37 GMT
Distribution: usa

In article <1992Apr6.043823.309@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>, kyrie@coos.dartmouth.edu (Thomas S. Marlowe) writes:
> harley@willy.npl.washington.edu (David Harley) writes:
> 
> 
> 
>>Vowels make up more than one quarter of everything we read and
>>write.  And yet, we don't need them. Let's get rid of them!
> 
>>F y r nt cnvncd w shld tk sch  drstc stp, lt m
>>pnt t  fw f th bnfts. Spllng! W dn't hv t wrry
> wh hv ny pstrphs?                  ^
> Thy r nyng!
> w mst s th vltn f r lngg!
>>
> urslvs wth 'i' bfr 'e' xcpt ftr 'c'. Jst thrw
> ^ RRRRGGHGHHH!  Hw cld y d ths!!!  Tht s   vwl!!!
> 
>>thm t! Svng spc! 'Wr nd Pc' wll b nly 720 pgs lng
>>nstd f 973, nd tk nly thr qrtrs f th tm t rd.
> 
> Wll,   mst dmt tht ths tks lngr t rd thn nrml Nglish.
                                                   ^
	hw cld y d ths t m ?????????/////
                                                     

> 
>>Nvrsl mdsty! Nw w wn't hv t pt p wth th nsffrbl
>>br's frst prsn snglr.
> 
> __ wld mss rfrng t myslf s __.  :-(
> 
> 
>>Ths s jst th frst stp n th rd twrds rtnlsng th
>>Englsh lphbt nd smplfyng th wrttn wrd. Fr strtrs,
>>lt's nt wrry bt dbl cnsnnts; t nly cmplcts splng.
>>Sly thngs lk 'wh', 'ph' nd 'qu' cn b rplcd by
>>'w', 'f' nd 'k'. N fct, wy dn't w g n stp
>>frthr nd gt rd f 'q' nd 'k' ltgthr, nd rplc
>>thm wth 'c'. 
> 
> Nw, _ dmt tht ths s   gd d!  'Q' hs lwys bthrd m.
> 
> Nd ts 's' n fvr f 'c' s wl,
>>wch cn crv  dbl blng. W cn lc gt rd f 'v'
>>nd uc 'f' nctd. W mngd wtht 'v' fr cntrc,
> 
> Wht mks y blv ths?  _ hd nvr hrd f ths.
> 
>>nd f w dn't nd it thn w dn't nd it nw. 'm'
>>nd 'n' cnd c lc tht w my c wl jct c 'n'
>>fr bth nd b dn wth t; nd 'x' cn b rplcd
>>by 'eks',
> 
> WT!!!!  Ths wld crt mr cnfsn thn t wld slv!
> _ dsgr!  _ thnk w shld kp 'x'!!
> 
>  wch by r cnplfctnc rdc t  cnpl
>>nd lgnt 'c'. Cnlrly wth 'y', wch c
>>fntcly 'wie' nd rdc t 'w'.
> 
> N! N! N!  Ths wld b bd nws fr vryn!
> 
>>Thc lfc c wth r nw brdgd lfbt f nlw
>>frtn ltrc: 'bcdfghjlnprtwz'. R cdc
>>wl b rdng n hlf th tn thw cd t tc!
> 
> Nw nrmly _ wld gr wth y, bt ths tm, _ dsgr ntrly!
> F w wntd t d tht, wh nt tk th lphbt f th grks?
> lph, bt, dlt, gmm, psln, tc.  
> 
> 
> Nd wnn mnn f Dtsch sprchn wll?  Ws mcht mnn dnn?
> Knn d vrsthn, dss ds Dtsch st?  Ch glb ncht!
> 
> 
>>--
>>Dfd Hrlw, Nfrctw f Wchngtn
>                      ^ Dfntly  msplng whch _ wld mrk wrng f _ wr   tchr!
>>Ntrnt: harley@ben.npl.washington.edu     Bitnet: harley@uwaphast.bitnet
> 
> kyr@cs.drtmth.ed
> r
> thms.mrlw@drtmth.ed
> --
> "He eats the droppings from his own table;
> thus he manages to stuff himself fuller than the others for a little while,
> but meanwhile he forgets how to eat from the table;
> thus in time even the droppings cease to fall." - Franz Kafka


y knw, ths s rlly vry fn gm !!!!  lv t !!! 

	c  ,

		Rjt.

PS: crry n th thrd !!!!
From: kyrie@coos.dartmouth.edu (Thomas S. Marlowe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Do we need Vowels?
Date: 6 Apr 92 04:38:23 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

harley@willy.npl.washington.edu (David Harley) writes:



>Vowels make up more than one quarter of everything we read and
>write.  And yet, we don't need them. Let's get rid of them!

>F y r nt cnvncd w shld tk sch  drstc stp, lt m
>pnt t  fw f th bnfts. Spllng! W dn't hv t wrry
wh hv ny pstrphs?                  ^
Thy r nyng!
w mst s th vltn f r lngg!
>
urslvs wth 'i' bfr 'e' xcpt ftr 'c'. Jst thrw
^ RRRRGGHGHHH!  Hw cld y d ths!!!  Tht s   vwl!!!

>thm t! Svng spc! 'Wr nd Pc' wll b nly 720 pgs lng
>nstd f 973, nd tk nly thr qrtrs f th tm t rd.

Wll,   mst dmt tht ths tks lngr t rd thn nrml Nglish.

>Nvrsl mdsty! Nw w wn't hv t pt p wth th nsffrbl
>br's frst prsn snglr.

__ wld mss rfrng t myslf s __.  :-(


>Ths s jst th frst stp n th rd twrds rtnlsng th
>Englsh lphbt nd smplfyng th wrttn wrd. Fr strtrs,
>lt's nt wrry bt dbl cnsnnts; t nly cmplcts splng.
>Sly thngs lk 'wh', 'ph' nd 'qu' cn b rplcd by
>'w', 'f' nd 'k'. N fct, wy dn't w g n stp
>frthr nd gt rd f 'q' nd 'k' ltgthr, nd rplc
>thm wth 'c'. 

Nw, _ dmt tht ths s   gd d!  'Q' hs lwys bthrd m.

Nd ts 's' n fvr f 'c' s wl,
>wch cn crv  dbl blng. W cn lc gt rd f 'v'
>nd uc 'f' nctd. W mngd wtht 'v' fr cntrc,

Wht mks y blv ths?  _ hd nvr hrd f ths.

>nd f w dn't nd it thn w dn't nd it nw. 'm'
>nd 'n' cnd c lc tht w my c wl jct c 'n'
>fr bth nd b dn wth t; nd 'x' cn b rplcd
>by 'eks',

WT!!!!  Ths wld crt mr cnfsn thn t wld slv!
_ dsgr!  _ thnk w shld kp 'x'!!

 wch by r cnplfctnc rdc t  cnpl
>nd lgnt 'c'. Cnlrly wth 'y', wch c
>fntcly 'wie' nd rdc t 'w'.

N! N! N!  Ths wld b bd nws fr vryn!

>Thc lfc c wth r nw brdgd lfbt f nlw
>frtn ltrc: 'bcdfghjlnprtwz'. R cdc
>wl b rdng n hlf th tn thw cd t tc!

Nw nrmly _ wld gr wth y, bt ths tm, _ dsgr ntrly!
F w wntd t d tht, wh nt tk th lphbt f th grks?
lph, bt, dlt, gmm, psln, tc.  


Nd wnn mnn f Dtsch sprchn wll?  Ws mcht mnn dnn?
Knn d vrsthn, dss ds Dtsch st?  Ch glb ncht!


>--
>Dfd Hrlw, Nfrctw f Wchngtn
                     ^ Dfntly  msplng whch _ wld mrk wrng f _ wr   tchr!
>Ntrnt: harley@ben.npl.washington.edu     Bitnet: harley@uwaphast.bitnet

kyr@cs.drtmth.ed
r
thms.mrlw@drtmth.ed
--
"He eats the droppings from his own table;
thus he manages to stuff himself fuller than the others for a little while,
but meanwhile he forgets how to eat from the table;
thus in time even the droppings cease to fall." - Franz Kafka
From: apyted@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (T. Steegman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Blonde Joke...
Date: 13 Apr 92 03:39:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: acsu.1992Apr13.023934.3410
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


	Why was the blonde so excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in
6 months?
	Because the box said 3-6 years!


Tom Steegmann
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: vandevek@cse.unl.edu (James Vandevegt)
Subject: Car Ancronyms
Keywords: car ancronym
Organization: University of Nebraska - Lincoln
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 22:03:23 GMT

Someone please post an ancronym for Mercedes!
--
| James M. VandeVegt             |  University of Nebraska           |
| vandevek@cse.unl.edu           |  Computer Science and Engineering |
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|                  Insert standard disclaimer here.                  |
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Subject: cmsg cancel <1992Apr10.212538.1736@nic.csu.net>
From: jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle )
Date: 10 Apr 92 23:33:31 PDT
Organization: California State University, Bakersfield

This message was cancelled from within rn.
From: ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu (Thomas Omar Smith)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Incest
Date: 17 Apr 92 20:25:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: andrew.gdvnEj200WAvI3SFdL
	<1992Apr17.135147.26105@cis.ohio-state.edu>
Organization: Senior, Mathematics, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

>In article <1992Apr17.122926.23161@inferno.peri.com>
tom@inferno.peri.com (Tom Sherwin) writes:
>>From article <40129.1049216828@crfm.gen.nz>, by clark@crfm.gen.nz
(Clark Mills):
>>> Incest: The game the whole family can play!
>>
>>Incest is relative: keep it in the family...
>
>How about...
>
>----> Incest is best put your sister to the test.

the full line is: Incest is best, put your sister to the test.  Let your
mother do your brother, let your father do the rest.

After all, it is a family affair.

If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in your family.

							Tom the non hacker
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sas6r@amsun26.apma.Virginia.EDU (Stephanie A. Stotland)
Subject: Re: A found riddle!
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 14:19:19 GMT

In response to the riddle asking for "the first number in the English
language that uses the letter "A", one response was 1/1000(one
thousAndth).  
 
But, one quAdrillionth is smaller than one thousAndth.  Is there a
higher order fraction?  I can't think of any.
--
Stephanie Stotland
University of Virginia