From: regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Role Call Now!!!!!!!
Date: 28 Aug 92 18:53:00 GMT
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More Rip:
>In article <24AUG199218490333@bestsd.sdsu.edu> regan1016@bestsd.sdsu.edu (T. ELIZABETH HARVEY) writes:
>>Once again, Rip goes into the breach (and drags me along):
>You ever been in the breach by yourself?  Ain't fun, I can tell you
>*that*!
I've seen both versions of 'Henry V' ... the breach doesn't look fun in the 
least!  <The ARC-LIT buries her head in a volume of Dalton Trumbo's 
_Johnnie Got His Gun_, and shuts up before she starts her 
Democratic-Socialist ravings ...>

>>>If Liz thought she was shocked before..... *evil grin*
>><Liz wipes the evil grin off of Rip's face, and replaces it with a goofy
>>smile> ... Ummm, no, not this time ... Once you've read 'Delta of Venus'
>>and seen 'CookThiefWifeLover', you get used to things ...
>With the goofy smile on his face, Rip looks something like a short
>red-headed joker.... (Where does she get those wonderful toys?)
I get by with a little help from my friends ... and a couple of how-to 
manuals ...

>>>Is she some B&D Goddess or something?
>>B&D Goddess?  No, I don't think so ... just the type of girl who reads
>>'Playgirl' solely for the pictures ... and she has a boyfriend, and she
>>thinks 30 is old, so cool yer heels ... *grin* 
>What do you mean cool you heels?!  Why I will have you know I am only
>26...  ummmm...28 welllll....29, ok!  32....  jeeez!  the pressure!
>But I am a *young* 32.  You might say 32 going on 15....
Gee ... you're almost old enough for me ... let me know when you make 36.
*grin*

>>A male virgin in Southern CA?  HA HA!  Ha Ha Ha ... tee hee ... Oh, sorry,
>>I'm not into child sacrifice .... HA HA ... and I tell you I got the
>>virgins wholesale ... are you offering better prices, better quality, or
>>what? Tee hee ... SoCal male virgins ... ha HA! Whoa ... let me go over to
>>the counter and compose myself ... hee hee hee ... 
>Well, I can offer top quality virgins.  Plucked from the vine while
>they are still innocent and naive...  And I spent 2 years in SoCal,
>and I can honestly say I never *once* smelled a virgin....
Hmmm ... any samples?  And why were you sniffing for male virgins in SoCal?
*giggle*  I'm sorry ... I can't help it ... it's Friday, and there's only 
one week of school left ...

>>>Yeah, except Marines....
>>Hey, what's wrong with Marines? (Besides everything, of course) ... I like
>>Marines ... they are abso-friggin'-lutely crazy ... I admire that. 
>Hey!  There ain't *nothing* wrong with Marines!  I *was* one for 4
>1/2 years!  I just wanted to make the distiction between Marines and
>other animals that like to play in the mud.... And just what to you
>mean by 'Besides everything....'?  You and dreiux been getting
>together?
Hey!  Yet another ex-Marine ... that explains a *lot*.  Nice to meet you.

>>>**yes, once again I deleted some stuff.  You got a problem with
>>>that?**
>>It depends ... what did you delete? 
>Oh, just stuff..... Gotta appease the BandwidthGawds you know...
Tell me about it ... we may have to take this running tease/torture to 
e-mail ... the bandwidth we've used!  Oy!

>>>I will come looking for ya!
>>Fine ... I'll bring the oil, you can bring the wine (I'm not used to the
>>taste of alcohol, though ... probably wouldn't be able to finish off half a
>>glass). 
>Ok then, sparkling cider and Reeses Pieces...
Now *that* sounds like a plan.

>>That's if I make it to the CaliChat, which in turn depends on
>>whether I can afford a Motel 6 ... 
>Tell you what, I will spit the cost of a room with ya, how's that
>sound.... :-)
Ummm ... rooms cost money, not saliva (*Eek ... I couldn't resist ... see 
above). *grin*

>>and if I can't make it, tough!  You
>>think *you* can find *me*, a born and bred Lost Angel, in this labyrinth
>>of a metropolis ... hee he ... I would like to see you try ... tee hee ... 
>Hey, you forget who it is you are dealing with here!  I got friends
>in places so low, you can't see them without a telescope!
Still couldn't find me ... the only LA locale I still have trouble 
negotiating is Chinatown (the bus routes through it are so confusing ...).  
Not to brag, but I know how to get from Watts to the Whisky, and then out 
to the wilds of Pasadena in four bus rides ... and for a homely, fat chick, 
I blend in surprisingly well ... *evil grin*

>>>would think that the ones that become lawyer would collect alot more
>>>that $200!
>>PoliScis still exist ... but we tend to hang out in caves ... those that
>>don't usually end up trapped and put on display at the local Media zoo.
>>And, since we're not lawyers, cave rentals are the only place we can
>>afford. 
>Is your's next to the BatCave....?
BatCave is down the block ... next door is a portal to 221B Baker Street, 
London.

>>>So which one are you?
>>I'm genuinely insulted ... I'm only of the rare ones who don't go for law,
>>public admin, or international relations ... one of the unicorns ... see my
>>horn?
>I am truely sorry if I have hurt your sensitive feelings... But, no,
>I can't see your horn.  I think only virgins can see unicorns....
Don't be ... it just happens that I loathe public admin, that's all ... and 
you can't see me?  Gee ... I wouldn't be able to give you a massage then 
..  golly gee, willikers ...

>rip

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Elizabeth  | just as you are -- or, at all events, that I must try and 
	   | become one." _A Doll's House_, Henrik Ibsen
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