HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: SCUM!!!  ALL OF YOU!!!
Followup-To: the place where the followups go to die
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 04:33:22 GMT

In article <Hsk+AGC@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>
>Once again, we hope you enjoy your stay.  While you're here, may I
>suggest you pay a visit to RICHH's 3-D House of Pain?

you know I hate to quibble, Lar, but we prefer to call it RICHH'S
DUNGEON O'MIRTH.

RICHH
--reasonable rates
--complimentary Continental breakfast each morning.
--AND THE KIDS STAY FREE.  
--FOREVER.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: Re: Your Horrorscope
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 17:50:27 GMT

rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:

>LIBRA:   Stay away from alcohol today.  And for Gods sake, do NOT
>         get behind the wheel of a car.  Best if you just stay 
>         indoors and don't answer the doorbell.

I'm a Libra. I accidentally ran a red light today, probably the
stupidest thing I've yet done while driving.

I think I will stay away from alcohol today...

Zed, hoping horrorscopes don't become all the rage
-- 
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu     Metaphysical Help: $.05         The Philosopher Is
From: pmm7@ellis.uchicago.edu (peggy boucher murphy (you had to ask?))
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: is it getting hoot in here.
Keywords: random breast references.
Date: 17 Apr 92 17:55:54 GMT
Reply-To: pmm7@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations

In article <19524@sybase.sybase.com> shakes@rummy.detox.dt writes:
>In article <1992Apr13.172324.28617@sci34hub.sci.com>, gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>In arctical <brr>, gypsy@alembic.acs.com (d*rk g*rl) whispered:
>|> =>> this restaurant opened up in my area called "Hooters."
>|> =>> and yes, the "OO" is a caricature of a pair of tits.
>|> =>> and yes, they sell t-shirts, and have wet t-shirt
>|> =>> contests.
>|> 
>|> There's one here, too, about five minutes from my house. Always packed,
>|> seems like.  
>|> Oddly enough, their logo is an owl, with the "OO" superimposed over the
>|> eyes....
>
>You know, the h00ters car won the last Food City 500 Stock Car Race.
>
>I was quite proud indeed.
>It also gave me an excuse to lounge around watching TV and screaming
>	"HOOTERS"
>at odd moments.
>
>One of my private goals is to go there someday.

been there.  done that.  hated it.  

hooters as a chain started in florida.  i believe in ft. lauderdale, 
now everywhere.  a hooters waitress was a playmate about 2-3 years 
ago, giving thwe place national exposure (so to speak).  went to
one in miami.  

peg
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (The Automatic F Key)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Recondition
Date: 6 Apr 92 21:57:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr6165701
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu's message of 6 Apr 92 17:28:19 GMT

In article <waterman.702581299@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu> waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman) writes:

> The action or state of being recondite.

Recapitulation:

The act of putting one's head back on after conceding it to the enemy.


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       The Automatic F Key is unutterably sorry for the inconvenience
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Aegis)
Subject: Re: The Polka
Organization: DUBL-D Enterprises, Inc.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 08:29:01 GMT

In article <0pxjt-d.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>)
>)I don't GET it....

Upon the verbalization of those words, the sky grew dark, the wind
picked up, the leaves stirred. Suddenly, on the horizon appeared
a set of headlights.  As they approached, more and more of the vehicle
could be identified until it was evident that it was . . . NO, COULD
IT REALLY BE??  IT IS!  IT'S A _BLACK_WINDOLESS_VAN_!!!  Like a bloodhound,
the CARASSO came as if by nature, instinct alone.  Homing in on the
origin of that lone voice, the van pulled over to the curb.  The van
idled as the door opened slowly, mysteriously.  From deep within its
depths, the voice of the CARASSO offered:

>Try wearing shorter dresses. and lots of frilly things.  
>Eventually you will.
>
>CARASSO "ONE BRAIN, ONE THOUGHT"
>-- 

Slow night, Roger?  You really shouldn't take shots like that, they're
beneath you.  Besides, the plump wet teen babes on K12 might get jealous.

			--Aegis

-- 
My opinions are based primarily on the belief that you probably don't know
what the hell you're talking about. / 90% of all statistics are made up. /
*I'M* *NEVER* *WRONG* . . .just misunderstood . . . / Dain Bramaged / WHAT'S
THAT??? / No, really, ignore the handcuffs... / You're acting like I care.
From: gep3817@zeus.tamu.edu (PANGLE, GLEN EDWARD)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: sleep deprivation
Keywords: do we really need these keyword things
Date: 9 Apr 92 17:53:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

my god this is great 
i feel detached from my body
and my mind for that matter
it seems that i can look down at
myself and see all the little flies 
buzzing around my head
i can look at myself from above while my
body slowly melts into grape jam
but that's okay because i am the best tasting jam around
a large knife appears and dips into my body
it raises and slowly spreads me on a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich which is quickly devoured by a 6'4"
blonde amazon woman
sleep deprivation is wonderful, but when are the hallucinations
supposed to start?


i the sloth                          gep3817@zeus.tamu.edu


you mean nothing in this world is permanent, not even me?  shit. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: A man for All Seasons
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:58:21 GMT

In article <MJD.92Apr13172446@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not  
Michal Blumenstyk in disguise) writes:
>
>People who live in some other parts of the world tell me they have only
>two seasons: the dry season and the rainy season.
>
>It's a lot like that here, actually.  We have the whiskey season and the
>gin season.  
>
Not us man. In Indiana we've got one season where we sit around a fire and tip  
back Everclear, and another where we measure pigs to see which one has the  
biggest balls.  Every fourth year, we drive through the country side and knock  
over mailboxes.

>--
>
>        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
>Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
>
>                                                  it's ALWAYS beer season

--
James Waldby  <--  Look, I can forge my dad's signature!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Subject: BUSH = SATAN
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 20:18:11 GMT

Well, the subject line says it all. Bush is not just a cynical politico
asshole, he is actually the father of lies, lord of the flies, tempter of
men, etc. Did you know that an anagram for George Herbert Walker Bush is
Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog? An anagram for Spiro Agnew is Grow A Penis.

Bill Clinton, is, in contrast, merely a cynical politico asshole. I mean,
"I smoked pot--but I didnt inhale"

OH PLEASE!!!!!

But then again, Clinton also says he didnt like it--maybe he should have
inhaled, then he would have liked it....

WRITE IN YOURSELF IN '92!!!!!!!!


stoned@work
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Instant karma's gonna get ya
Date: 9 Apr 92 17:14:05 GMT
Organization: t.b

waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett) writes:
< Hey, you know that song that's in that commercial all the time,
< "We all shine on" or so and other?
< 
< I gots a quibble with my friends about who sings it.
< 
< I think it is Paul McCartney working solo.  (or possibly John Lennon)
< 
< They say it is the whole Beatles.
< 
< This just cannot be!  So, fill out who you think it is

     Eat shit.

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 03:45:06 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

Paul_Trauth@agwbbs.new-orleans.LA.US (Paul Trauth) writes:
)i suggest
)
)"stigmata"
)
)it's quite an interesting word.
)
)or perhaps
)
)"egg"
)
)
)-- Via DLG Pro v0.991
)
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)--------------------------------------------------------------------------
)Internet -) paul_trauth@agwbbs.new-orleans.LA.US        \\\///\\\///\\\
)Usenet   -) rex!agwbbs!paul_trauth                      \\\///\\\///\\\
)--------------------------------------------------------------------------
)  "eagles may fly, but a weasel will never get sucked into a jet engine"


HA! HA! YOU FUNNY.  YOU BIZARRE.  THIS IS SO FUNNY AND BIZARRE.
HA! HA! I LIKE.  I LIKE.  I HAVE NO TASTE.  HA! HA! I LIKE.
HA! HA! I AM LOSER LIKE YOU.  HA! HA!  YOU UN SO FUNNY.
PLEASE POST LOSTS MORE OF YOUR GREEAT ARTICLES.  
YOU SO FUNNY.  HA! HA.   sigh...

-- 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11155 alt.sex:14470
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not James E. Pommersheim in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex
Subject: Re: (We are not) SCUM!!!  ALL OF YOU!!!
Date: 14 Apr 92 18:21:22 GMT
	<1992Apr11.061212.16867@yang.earlham.edu>
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: davidv@yang.earlham.edu's message of 11 Apr 92 11:12:12 GMT

In article <1992Apr11.061212.16867@yang.earlham.edu> davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Live from the Twilight Zone) writes:
>   Mark-Jason Dominus based only on a posting made while he was freebasing 
>   Alpo.  Not that I am saying he does.

Christ, first it was device drivers on acid, and now this.

Look, guys, get it right.  I'm a JUNKIE.  Okay?  That's IT.

    I'm so fucking SORRY that the truth isn't interesting enough to
endure in anyone's mind for more than fifteen minutes, but I didn't
start taking smack to please YOU.

    All those stories about stuffing hummingbirds up my ass are
exaggerations, too.
--

           Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: The Trials Of Life -- Take One
Keywords: this one's for you, roger
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 18:44:38 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.183113.20298@morrow.stanford.edu> mlw@cisco.com (Monica Waldman) writes:
>I had lunch at a Chinese restaurante with some co-workers from my 
>previous job.  I wore a blouse, skirt, stockings and shoes.  About half way
>through the meal, my inner labia piercings became tangled.  I tried to eat
>my hot and spicy tofu without letting on that I was in pain.  

Do not attempt to readjust piercings on such areas while your hands are
covered with hot pepper juice.  Trust me on this one.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: buzzard@eng.umd.edu (Sean Barrett)
Subject: Re: ideal talk.bizarre newsreader/killfile
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 00:03:21 GMT
Organization: Fraternity of Avian Deists
Keywords: SHIT

My, aren't we original?  Who out there DIDN'T think of this followup?

In article <3229@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>("From" "buzzard@eng.umd.edu (Sean Barrett)" article-junk)

In article <RFS.92Apr10102124@kepler.unh.edu>
rfs@uunet.uu.net (Rob F Spence) writes:
>Followup-To: misc.test
>(gnus-kill "From" "buzzard@eng\\.umd\\.edu (Sean Barrett)")

As it turns out, neither of them got it right, so we see
that both are in rather desperate need of that self-same
talk.bizarre newsreader/killfile system.  Why?  Because
they both included "(Sean Barrett)" in their kill; the
name is unique without it, and may (in the future) be
incorrect with it.  The newsreader's kill-author command
would be smart enough to not do this, of course.

[For those keeping score at home, the latter posting comes
 from the guy who *plonk*ed my "net.loser whine" lyrics.]

buzzard
Still waiting for Blair's flame...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: Krusty's chimp's actual name...revealed!
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 23:20:31 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES


LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT!
LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT!
LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT!

IN ALT.TV.SIMPSONS sjs28257@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Steve Stelter) writes:
)
)There seems to have been a little uncertainty over the name of 
)Krusty's simian pal, who as been identified as "Mr. Genie," "Mr.
)Cheenie," and so forth.
)
)In fact, his real name is "Mr. Teeny."  This tidbit comes from a 
)Truckasaurus poster from an old issue of Simpsons Illustrated.



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From: malc@pyramid.unr.edu (Malcolm L. Carlock)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Headin' out for somewhere, won't be back for a while
Summary: Followup-To:
Date: 7 Apr 92 06:29:19 GMT
Organization: Xinaian Tourist Bureau

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWAHWAHWAH

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BumBuddaBumBuddaBumBuddaBumBuddaBumBuddaBumBuddaBumBumBumBUMMMMMMMM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHWAHWAHWAH






Thank you, thank you.
From: fitch@rain.cs.odu.edu (Tracy Fitch)
Subject: Re: CHUN LI'S ->
Followup-To: misc.test
Keywords: Boring
Organization: Old Dominion University Dept. of CS, Norfolk VA
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 23:26:50 GMT

In article <12APR92194651@smaug.hacks.arizona.edu> guest@tiamat.hacks.arizona.edu writes:
>In article <I.AM.THE.GREATEST@hostname>, whoami@hostname (ALL YOU GET!!!!  SONIC BOOOOOM!!1! YAP!!!YAP!!!YAP!!!!) writes...
>
>[Bunch of usless stuff deleted]
>
>>I AM THE BEST STRET FIGHHTER IN THE WORLD!!1!! I HAV NEVER BEEN
>>BETEN!!!!! CHALLENGE ME AND I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!1!1!!!11
>> 
>
>Best Street Fighter? Are you sure about that? I sure there are some people out
>there who might have second ideas about that.  And they don't use no special 
>moves, they'll just pick you up and drop you in front of some semi moving 
>along at 80mph, or maybe just twist your neck into a pretzel :)
>
>Have a nice day....
>
>> 
>>WHOAMI@HOSTNAME
>> 
>>"ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO FIGHT WITH ME? SONIC BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!111!!11!"
>
>
>How boring!  Kawii soo ne!?

I used to know a guy who said he was a good street fighter.  He decided to
take on the one in front of a tall building with a running start.  Guess
who won????? 

To all of you street fighters out there:  exactly where is asphalt vulnerable?

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* If all the world's a stage,        Tracy Fitch, AKA  Master THEspian      *  
* I demand to see the script         fitch@xanth.cs.odu.edu                 *
* I want better lighting                 NCSSM c/o 91                       *
* and where the hell's the stage manager when you need him?                 *
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From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Prediction for the near future
Date: 7 Apr 92 14:13:10 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr7091310
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: bc@Apple.COM's message of 7 Apr 92 04:37:34 GMT

Prediction for the near future: You will be walking down the street on
your way to a drugstore, an old-fashioned kind of drugstore that
serves sodas and milkshakes.  It'll be a nice sunny day, but not too
hot since it's nearing fall, and you'll be pretty happy or at least
not complaining.  Then suddenly the sky will start to get dark and
cloudy.  You'll walk a little faster.  People on the sidewalk will
start to cast nervous glances at their fellow pedestrians.  You'll
start to run, trip, fall, run again, as the sky gets darker and darker
and people start assuming defensive positions.  In your panic you'll
turn right into an alley filled with garbage.  At the end, between an
old soaked newspaper and a tin can, you'll find a shiny blue perfectly
shaped egg.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10719 phl.forsale:283
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Embodiment of Cheese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,phl.forsale
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:16:35 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


WANTED TO SELL:

	* * * HOLY GRAIL * * *

		As is.

$50 or best offer.

    I got it cheap at a flea market.  It's the real mccoy, and I thought
I was getting a great deal.  But it turned out not to be so hot from my
pint of view.  I'll explain, because I don't want anyone saying how I
cheated them if it wasn't what they expected.

    First, the Grail sheds a pure and holy light.  That's okay, and it's
quite a conversation piece, but it's damn annoying when you're trying to
sleep or watch TV.  Covering the grail with a cloth does not seem to
help for some reason.  (We have been using white samite; perhaps this is
the source of the problem?)

    Second, only the pure of heart can touch or even look upon the
Grail.  Needless to say I do not qualify.  This means that we haven't
been able to dust behind it on the mantel since we put it in there.
Therefore anyone who wants to purchase the Grail will have to come and
carry it away themselves; we will not deliver it.

    Third, every month or so since we have had the Grail, three
white-clothed women have made a silent and eerie procession through our
house.  They also glow with a pure and holy light, and they have no
consideration for any guests who happen to be living in the downstairs
room.  It sure is a good thing that they are silent, because I think
otherwise the neighbors would surely have complained.  We got enough
weird glances as it is.  To top it off, one of the glowing babes is
carrying a spear which continually drips blood.  True, the blood
vanishes ere it touches the floor, but nevertheless I get queasy at the
sight of blood and these women traipsing through my house with their
cloth and blood and light and stuff at all hours of the day and night
are really getting on my nerves.

    Anyway that's the scoop.  Perhaps someone else out there knows how
to deal with these problems and would like to take the abominable cup
off my hands?
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Re: No Mr Bond, I expect you to die
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 15:52:27 GMT

In article <PsDsiB3w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>
>> In article <eVFoiB12w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocent
>> >sabbott@nmsu.edu (ABBOTT) writes:
>> >
>> >> 
>> >> All my digital signal processing equipment still fails to render my
>> >> guitar that _Early James Bond_ sound.
>> >> 
>> >
>> >That's because the original scores were performed by a banjo, not a
>> >guitar.
>> 
>> No, it's because those old James Bond scores were played on a Mosrite.
>
>What the fuck(tm) is a Mosrite?
>
>I feel like I have missed out on something important.
>
>
>
>--
>the dot end

It is either:
a) my neighbour describing the giant American fungus that is so
large and all, eg. Yeah, like it's a giant mos-rite.
			      or
b) a guitar/cheese grater as played by Ramones
From: 00mjstum@bsu-ucs.uucp (Matthew J. Stum)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful static
Summary: h00ters
Keywords: Chunky Yellow Triangles
Date: 10 Apr 92 17:34:09 GMT
Reply-To: me@here
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.sewing

I taped TV static on my Hi-Fi VCR (so I could hear it in stereo)...

     I played it back....

           I paused it....

                It was a subliminal random-dot stereogram of...

                   Yup, you guessed it....
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Subject: kittys make delightful swedish meatballs
Keywords: meatballs, cats-as-food, bork bork bork, penis
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 16:25:43 GMT

So with all this talk about converting cats into meatloaf, why not
make them into meatballs. Swedish meatballs, in fact. If you use the
cats own hair to help the balls stay together, all the better. I tend
to like to add some cayenne pepper whenever Im using cats, their flesh
is so BLAND.

o damn, i forgot to post this to alt.cat.lovers.get.a.life or rec.food.
veg. shit. fuck. damn. oh well.

and by the way

BORK BORK BORK

so there
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu  (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: 2nd favorite newsgorup
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 17:05:00 GMT

In article <1992Apr11.151611.361@lrc.edu> woodcock_bw@lrc.edu writes:
> HELLO 
> 	MY NAME IS BRYAN AND I AM WANTING TO GET HELEN TO READ THIS CAUSE SHE 
> NEVER READ NEWS.
> 
> 	HELLO HELEN, YOU R BEAUTIFUL AND A LOT OF FUN TO TALK TO.
> 
> MAIL ME PLEASE, HELEN
> 
> BRYAN


It is stuff like this that makes alt.personals my 2nd favorite newsgroup!

the Lost Cause
jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

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Your admirers in the street , got to hoot and stamp their feet, in the heat 
from your physique, as you twinkle by  in moccasin sneakers.   And I thought
my heart would  break, when you doubled up the stake,  with your fingers
all ashake;   You could never tell a winner......from a snake.  
          King Crimson---Easy Money/Larks'  Tongues in Aspic (1973)  
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