HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mr. Furr)
Subject: Re: Philcon report (Saturday)
Summary: Yo, Tourmaline!
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	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 06:54:12 GMT

In article <16NOV92.10462665@umbc2.umbc.edu> noel@umbc2.umbc.edu writes:

<stuff deleted>

>	The Saturday night furry party was interestng to say the least, on 
>the door someone drew a skunk with a clothespin on his nose with a "No" 
>sybol around him and the caption "Please Bathe First" (too bad it didn't 
>work).  While at the party I met David Reiss (and got a sketch), Eric 
>Schwartz (and got a sketch), Taral Wayne (sorry, no sketch from him) and Juan
>Alfonso.

<more stuff deleted>

Gee!  I wish *I* could be a Furry Fan so I could show up at parties at
conventions where the hosts feel it necessary to ask their guests to take
a bath before coming to the party.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
From: ag541@yfn.ysu.edu (Matthew High)
Subject: Re: NHS ripoff/Lemur poem/Furrlough RPG
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 08:18:20 GMT


LFIH - I've said all I wanted to say.  If you don't believe me,
  then that's your problem.

NHS - What are you talking about, Tim?  You're obviously receiving
  articles about NHS on this newsgroup that never arrived at any of
  the three systems I'm on that get a.f.furry.  I've never considered
  NHS to be on-topic here (unless you want to talk about Asrial or
  Dog Supreme).  Mighty Tiny, yes, NHS no.

Dunno if Ben will end up much on USENet - he certainly has access i
  he wants it.  If not, I've offered my services as Antarctic rep
  on USNet.  We'll see.

As for your comments on NHS, take it to r.a.manga, Tim.  I'll be happy
  to respond there.

Sheesh,
  - net.spy! (bn510@cleveland.freenet.edu)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
From: noel@umbc2.umbc.edu
Subject: Philcon report
Organization: University of Maryland Baltimore County
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 15:18:57 GMT

	I figured with as many net.connected people that were at Philcon this 
weekend, *someone* would have posted by now.  But since they haven't I may as 
well go first.
	I got to Philcon this time later than normal becuase of work and 
traffic problems.  I got to the Holiday Inn around 7 PM and saw Ken Sample for 
about 10 seconds at the front desk before I went up to my room to settle in.
	After walking across to the Adam's Mark, I found out where the furry 
party would be (Friday night was an informal one) and finally ran into somone I 
knew at the evelator on the way up--Peter "Speet" Stoller.  Also on the way to 
the Elevator I met Tom Pluck, so the three of us made our way up to the furry 
party room.
	We were greeted at the door with Jim Groat firing a toy gun that made 
electoric sounds, Speet returned fire with my toy "disc" gun (The kind sold as 
'Star Trek' phasers in the early-mid 1970s).  Inside I met the usual crowd (Ray 
Rooney, Kevin Caroll, Jed Martinez, The Alston Brothers, Andrew Greene, and 
others).  The put something on that can best be described as "The Muppet Show" 
on LSD.  Jim Groat and others show each other their manly firearms, both toy 
and real, and a little bit of comics and fanzines got passed around.  The 
unexpected favorite was "The Dysfunctional Family Circus" which was Family 
Circus cartoons with new captions.
	Later on that evening the FurryMuck crowd arrived, this led to 
something I consider one of the most surreal events of the con.  Jimmy Chin sat 
down in a chair and relaxed, suddenly there was a large crowd around his chair, 
they were showing him fanzines, blank pages to draw on, and miscellaneous 
stuff.  He honestly looked usure whehter to enjoy or freak out from all the 
attention.  Afterwards, I got him alone for a bit (tough thing to do), got a 
sketch and suggested next time he get a pinky ring for people to kiss.
	SInce I had been up at 5 AM that morning, I went back to Sleep at the 
Holiday Inn.  Alll but one person backed out of sharing the room, so I got a 
bed to myself.  I talked with Tom Pluck (who I shared the room with) about some 
things and then fell asleep

NEXT:  Saturday

Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
From: dragon@angus.mi.org (John Lussmyer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.furry
Subject: The Ever-Changing Palace #5
Date: 16 Nov 92 15:55:21 GMT
Reply-To: dragon@angus.mi.org
Organization: North Star BBS

Due to a mistake, I have an extra copy of TEVCP #5.  I will mail it to
the first person who sends me $7.00. (cover price)  I will pay for
shipping it in the continental US.  This is a good zine!

--
John Lussmyer (dragon@angus.mi.org)
North Star BBS, Royal Oak, MI --------------------------------------------+-
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: tvp@gibdo.engr.washington.edu ()
Subject: Why people watch Dave (Was: Re: Dave at 11:30 - Why?)
Organization: clearer than blir
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 00:07:28 GMT

In article <FRANL.92Nov16173052@draco.centerline.com> franl@centerline.com (Fran Litterio) writes:
>terra@reed.edu (Terra Goodnight) writes:
>
>> OK, Arsenio's a shitty interviewer and sucks up to guests, but look at who
>> he's brought to late-night:
>> 
>> In the past year, I've seen:
>> Magic Johnson
>> Charles Barkley
>> Dikembe Mutumbo
>> Chris Mullin
>> Clyde Drexler, etc...
>> Public Enemy
>> Black Sheep
>> Tribe Called Quest
>> Das EFX, etc...
>> Denzel Washington
>> Spike Lee
>> Jesse Jackson
>> Bill Clinton
>
>I don't know about you, but I don't watch Late Night with David
>Letterman to see him talking to guests.  I watch it to see Dave's
>style of comedy and the music.  I predict that Dave's as-yet-non-
>existant prime time show (when he's finally making big Cosby-money)
>will not have guests, but will be comedy, music, and whatever-
>the-hell-else Dave wants. I don't think he wants to be a Talk Show
>Host forever.

TV Guide quoted some statistics that had been gathered regarding late
night talk show ratings and these two posts seem to follow those
results pretty closely: Namely, all late night talk show ratings are a
function of the big name guests they can book, *except* Late Night
where the viewers tune in regardless of who's on because they're
tuning in for Dave, not the guests.

Given that, it's not really worth going back and forth regarding
Arse-nio vs. Dave. One set of people is talking about these guests vs.
those guests and the other is talking about this host vs. that host.
We're probably not all on the same wavelength with this discussion but
let's do it anyway.

-- Tad Perry   Internet:    tvp@gibdo.engr.washington.edu
               CompuServe:  70402,3020
               NIFTY-Serve: GBG01266
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From: amck@rowdy.mcc.com (Alan McKendree)
Subject: pet shop boy
Originator: amck@rowdy.mcc.com
Organization: MCC
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 15:06:05 GMT

				   
<dumb-guy voice ON>
			   
"Hey--we gonna discount this worm medicine?"

<dumb-guy voice OFF>

I love it.

Alan
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: haas@wam.umd.edu (The Future Mr. Graf)
Subject: Stupid Pet Tricks
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 18:19:26 GMT

Was I really tired, or was last weeks Stupid Pet Tricks, the one with 
the four minature boxers chasing the stick, very funny.  I remember
sitting there and just screaming.  I am suprised I didn't wake the 
entire building.  I just found it killer funny.

Also, do any of the diehard fans remeber Chris Elliot when he was a 
witness at the Iran Contra hearings?  Now THAT was funny...

-- 
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Organization: Freshman, CIT general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 22:36:35 -0500 
From: Jason Paul Togyer <jt3y+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Remember

Sometime ago (a week?) there was a series of posts about people's
favorite LNWDL moments, and today I happened to think of one of my
favorite recent ones...

When Micheal Keaton showed up to promote "Batman Returns," and Larry Bud
was in the desk drawer, yelling,

"I must speak to Batman!  Where is Batman!"

Sorry.  I had to get that out, or it woulda killed me....

--Jason Togyer
     Carnegie Institute of Technology
     Pittsburgh, Penn.

**"The moral of the story is: don't count your boobies before they've hatched."
       --James Thurber
            'THE UNICORN IN THE GARDEN'


Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: haas@wam.umd.edu (The Future Mr. Graf)
Subject: Re: Sam Donaldson is a scream
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 17:53:33 GMT

In article <1e2g4jINNbpk@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> atario@cats.ucsc.edu (Stephen Wayne Miller) writes:
>From your local anchors right up to Aaron
>Brown and Lisa McRee of _ABC World News Now_ fame (who, I'm sure, all
>Letterman fans are familiar with by now?  No??  Switch to ABC just after
>Bob Costas!  Lisa is an INCREDIBLE BABE, btw.).
 
  Incredible!!  I didn't know that anyone watched this show.  I usually 
  finish Letterman and then just switch it on over to ABC and leave it
  on all night.  I think that is one of the funniest shows on TV..AND IT'S
  A NEWS PROGRAM!!  Lisa and Aaron seem to have a chemistry on that show,
  and, YES, LISA IS AWESOME!  I think everyone should start watching this
  show because... DAVE WOULD WANT IT THAT WAY!!

-- 
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* Jeffrey Haas     * We Come From The Land Of The Ice And Snow        *
* HAAS@WAM.UMD.EDU * From The Midnight Sun Where The Hot Springs Blow *
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: terra@reed.edu (Terra Goodnight)
Subject: Re: Dave at 11:30 - Why?
Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 20:56:35 GMT

In article <1992Nov15.131319.11444@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams) writes:
>
>chuckb@stein.u.washington.edu (Charles Bass) writes:
> >I like Dave as much as the next guy, probably more but calling
> >Arsenio a pathetic loser is uncool.  
>
>Oh, be serious...  What ELSE can you call that guy?  He is AWFUL!
> >Arsenio added a lot to Late Night Television (no pun intended).
>
>Yea, a lot of BOREDOM.  :->   Not to mention being TOTALLY unfunny,
>and doing the absolute most pathetic butt-kissing excuse for "interviews".

OK, Arsenio's a shitty interviewer and sucks up to guests, but look at who
he's brought to late-night:

In the past year, I've seen:
Magic Johnson
Charles Barkley
Dikembe Mutumbo
Chris Mullin
Clyde Drexler, etc...
Public Enemy
Black Sheep
Tribe Called Quest
Das EFX, etc...
Denzel Washington
Spike Lee
Jesse Jackson
Bill Clinton
etc...

You have to admit, whether you like rap, movies, sports, or whatever, these
people were largely ignored by mainstream talk-TV until ARsenio came along.
WE would have had to sit through more interviews with Bob Hope, Susanne Summers,
Don Rickels, the oldest living postman, spelling bee champions, etc., etc., etc.
on ol' Johnny's show, and as far as Leno goes, all we get is more of Billy
Crystal, Kevin Costner and Garth Brooks.  So, as far as being "hip" is concerned
Arsenio blows Johnny and Jay away, as well as giving people like myself a 
reason to watch late-night TV (except for Beasties on Letterman, I haven't
seen a musical act on there in a long time I actually cared for-although admit-
tedly their performance truly sucked, guess they were too stoned).  Letterman
himself is usually a blast to watch, his guests are usually the standard-issue
late night talk-show circuit types.  
>
> >Before with Johnny and Nightline TV was pretty "unhip"  

My sentiments exactly.

Terra
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Landmark+Milestone=Landstone
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 22:19:36 GMT

That has to be the funniest mistakes I've ever heard, I was on the
floor laughing for a good amount of time... everytime I have to use
the word Landmark or Milestone, I'm gona remember "LANDSTONE"...
--
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: jtripp@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (John L Tripp)
Subject: Re: Letterman and the Tonight show
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 04:13:37 GMT

>  Dave is often accused of being rude to guests (and
>sometimes he is--some deserve it, and some rely on it for humor
>[Charles Grodin, fr'instance]), but it's part of his shtick, and
>well established as his interviewing style.  Jay's false good
>humor just makes him seem shallow.
>
 I have remarked to my wife over the past six months, (and she agrees, so 
there! :-)) that Dave is a lot nicer to his guests nowadays. It really seems 
like he read his reviews, hadn't realized he was being so cruel in his teasing,
and decided to be a nicer guy. He seems to laugh WITH his guests now, instead 
of AT them.

Adn as for Grodin, he is disgustingly youthful looking. I believe he is in his 
50's now. I looked it up in the almanac one time. Hard to believe. I  HATE 
people like that!   ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: amconn01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Subject: Dave's anger at guests (was Re: Letterman & Kids)
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 19:59:59 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

In article <1992Nov23.193019.5381@u.washington.edu>, sieferme@stein.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman) writes:
> In article <1992Nov20.004542.8876@iscsvax.uni.edu> wilson4450@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>>I would have to say my favorite shows are the ones with kids...Man Letterman
>>can be one ruthless guy when dealing with kids. Does anyone remember the show
>>where the kid invented the Tie that would wipe your nose for you?
> 
> Dave seems to handle kids differently in different situations.
> When the kids are part of a sketch (like the Halloween costume
> routine or the kids/inventions demo) he acts pretty nice to
> them.  But when a child is sitting in the big chair and being
> interviewed, Dave can get pretty testy.  I love it, because
> I don't like kids, either.
> 
> Speaking of testy:  Do any of you remember other guests at whom
                                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> Dave became noticeably angry? 
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Harvey Pekar's last appearance. This was the one time that Dave became truly
angry at a guest. It was so apparent that Dave was visibly upset that they went
early into a commercial break and came back with Dumb Ads to fill the time. I
have this on tape and watch it every so often. It was too bad, because in his
first couple of appearances Harvey and Dave hit it off pretty well, but Harvey
eventually became arrogant and irritating.

Connor/Castigat ridendo mores

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: Re: Dave on the 25th. aniversary of Donahue show.
Organization: Utopia Planitia Starfleet Yards, Mars
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 11:05:01 GMT

In article <BxsJtM.B4o@umassd.edu> rolls@cis.umassd.edu (Frank Pinto) writes:
>Well all
>
>Any comments on Dave's appearance on the Donahue's 
>aniversary show?
>

What "appearance"?  I was waiting through the whole show for
Dave's *appearance*, but all they had were some clips...

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: sieferme@stein.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman)
Subject: Re: Letterman & Kids
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 19:30:19 GMT

In article <1992Nov20.004542.8876@iscsvax.uni.edu> wilson4450@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>I would have to say my favorite shows are the ones with kids...Man Letterman
>can be one ruthless guy when dealing with kids. Does anyone remember the show
>where the kid invented the Tie that would wipe your nose for you?

Dave seems to handle kids differently in different situations.
When the kids are part of a sketch (like the Halloween costume
routine or the kids/inventions demo) he acts pretty nice to
them.  But when a child is sitting in the big chair and being
interviewed, Dave can get pretty testy.  I love it, because
I don't like kids, either.

Speaking of testy:  Do any of you remember other guests at whom
Dave became noticeably angry?  One I remember was Marilyn
What-Her-Name, the person with supposedly the world's 
highest IQ.  She kept giving needlessly sarcastic and boorish
answers to Dave's simplest background questions.  If he
had a trap door under her seat, Dave would have used it.



-- 
| Eric Sieferman            |    sieferme@u.washington.edu          |
| U. of W., M.C.I.S.        |    (206) 685-3104                     |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: ematias@csri.toronto.edu (Ummm... me!)
Subject: Re: Biff Henderson's Golf Cart of Death
Organization: CSRI, University of Toronto
Date: 19 Nov 92 05:34:20 GMT

In article <41214@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> fairchil@helix.ucsd.edu (Kevin Fairchild) writes:
>
>From fairchil Wed Nov 18 14:09:10 1992
>To: /home/helix/fairchil/.article
>
>
>Biff Henderson's Golf Cart of Death was perhaps the funniest thing I've seen
>on Late Night since the edible plunger!  (It was on monday's re-run, the
>Thanksgiving day show from 1991(?)  So what other things (besides the harrowing
>wall of glasses of pink champagne) has Biff done in his Golf Cart of Death?  
>(Brand name: EZ-Go)

   Yes, these events should be in the FAQ!  The only other one I can
remember is when Biff drove through a (rather messy) pyramid of condiments
-- i.e., mustard, ketchup, relish, all in open glasses.

-Mark-
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: afhetzel@netcom.com (A.F. Hetzel)
Subject: The problem with this news base...
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 14:36:57 GMT

Do you know what the problem is with this news base...

NOT ENOUGH TITO!

-- 
Andrew F. Hetzel         afhetzel@netcom.com         Tel: (313) 955-7880
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: Re: Dave at 11:30 - Why?
Organization: Utopia Planitia Starfleet Yards, Mars
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 11:06:34 GMT


atario@cats.ucsc.edu (Stephen Wayne Miller) writes:
 >alopez-o@neumann.uwaterloo.ca (Alex Lopez-Ortiz) writes:
 >>I would like to be THE pathetic looser who has been consistently 
 >>catching up on the rankings with the Tonight Show.

 >Somehow, I don't see that as being all that difficult.

That's for sure.  Especially when it was just that fossil johnny around.
Besides, all the reports i've heard say that arse-nio's ratings have
been dropping off for a while now (quite understandably).

 >>Or a pathetic looser who hosts Bill Clinton,
I'm sure that Clinton's media people hand picked arse-nio, since he is
such an obvious lightweight and well-known butt kisser.  Assenio had
nothing at all to do with it... he was just "there".

 >> Magic Johnson ...
Who gives a rats ass about that guy??

 >>and makes one of the few solid statements from the black 
 >>community after the LA riots.
z
Oh, please!  It was crap like that which *proved* he was a pathetic jerk
who takes himself way, WAY too seriously, and has some hugly inflated ego.

 >It would be pretty tough for Dave to "make a solid statement from 
 >the black community", now wouldn't it?!?

Nope, not at all!   Instead of the sort of sugary drivel arse-nio 
spews out, DAVE would simply say something like...

  " hey... hey..... black people! "

Now _THAT_ really means something!  :->

 >>To each his own. David is way funnier than Arnsenio, 
 >>but Arsenio's show transcends TV.
 >Oh please.

Phew... major ditto.  (excuse me while I hurl :)

---
 >Feel likes my head wantha buth' open!!

BTW, I believe that is spelled "wanna buss open"...

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: jbeer@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jason R. Beerhalter)
Subject: Re: Dave at 11:30 - Why?
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 16:53:10 GMT

In article <FRANL.92Nov16181104@draco.centerline.com> franl@centerline.com (Fran Litterio) writes:
>chuckb@stein.u.washington.edu (Charles Bass) writes:


>To my mind, nothing beats Larry Bud Melman singing "hunka hunka
>burnin' love."
From: ph111-bx@violet.berkeley.edu (;;;;7202)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Biff Henderson's Golf Cart of Death
Date: 19 Nov 1992 09:58:02 GMT
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
NNTP-Posting-Host: violet.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Nov19.003420.9200@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu>
ematias@csri.toronto.edu (Ummm... me!) writes:
>   Yes, these events should be in the FAQ!  The only other one I can
>remember is when Biff drove through a (rather messy) pyramid of condiments
>-- i.e., mustard, ketchup, relish, all in open glasses.

Not only messy for Biff but also Letterman who went along for the ride,
covering his head with his doffed jacket, and getting it, his shirt and
the front of his pants soaked with the above condiments.  When they came
back from commersial he was still getting dressed into clean clothes and
went the rest of the show without socks.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: amck@rowdy.mcc.com (Alan McKendree)
Subject: Re: Letterman & Kids
Organization: MCC
Date: Tue, 24 Nov 1992 00:15:41 GMT

In article <1992Nov23.193019.5381@u.washington.edu> sieferme@stein.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman) writes:
>Speaking of testy:  Do any of you remember other guests at whom
>Dave became noticeably angry?  One I remember was Marilyn
>What-Her-Name, the person with supposedly the world's 
>highest IQ.  She kept giving needlessly sarcastic and boorish
>answers to Dave's simplest background questions.  If he
>had a trap door under her seat, Dave would have used it.
>
>
>
>-- 
>| Eric Sieferman            |    sieferme@u.washington.edu          |
>| U. of W., M.C.I.S.        |    (206) 685-3104                     |
>

I would have liked to have seen that.  I remember seeing her on some
mainstream talk show and she seemed way too self-satisfied and
self-impressed, given her credentials for being on in the first place.
In short, simultaneously boring _and_ an asshole.

If anyone happens to have a tape of the show they'd consider mailing
me, please e-mail.  While we're on the topic of "guests from hell",
I'd like to see Shirley MacLaine's legendary appearance, too :-).

Alan
From: slouie@ocf.berkeley.edu (Shelley Louie)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Dave at 11:30 - Why?
Date: 17 Nov 1992 08:30:42 GMT
Organization: They be SF Giants
NNTP-Posting-Host: monsoon.berkeley.edu

> terra@reed.edu (Terra Goodnight) writes:
>> dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams) writes:
>>Yea, a lot of BOREDOM.  :->   Not to mention being TOTALLY unfunny,
>>and doing the absolute most pathetic butt-kissing excuse for "interviews".
>
>OK, Arsenio's a shitty interviewer and sucks up to guests, but look at who
>he's brought to late-night:
>
> <List of people>

The problem is that Arsenio brings these people on the show and asks the cheap
questions. Dave asks interesting questions or at least some that liven up
the show. And he's not afraid to occasionally needle them. Plus he's a quick
wit.  

I notice that SOME of the people who show up on Arsenio probably wouldn't show
up anywhere else. Maybe because of the softball questions. Think to yourself.
Who wouldn't want Madonna, Spike Lee, or Bill Clinton on their show? Remember
Dave moaning about Cher not showing up on his show?  Imagine Dave interviewing
Madonna! I can't think that either TTS or LNWDL aren't trying to pick up on
these hot prospects...

-Shelley
"Them bats is smart!  They use radar!"