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From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:16:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr6.121620.654


 writes
} ]>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
} ]>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
} ]>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
} ]>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
} ]>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
} ]>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
} ]>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
} ]>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
} ]>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg!
} ]>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
} ]>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
} ]>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
} ]>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
} ]Dugger aka exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P
} Jester aka whathave you dug anyway?
Phil aka from the looks of it I'd say a pretty big hole

And *who is* that other Phil?  Or should I say Zaphod?  And I don't care if I  
have the two juxtaposed, or if this belongs in alt.fan.douglas-adams, so take  
that!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: Mon, 06 Apr 1992 05:15:13 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <ins450m.702196867@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>Has anyone evr run into some coincidences between Motny Python sketches
>and the real world. In other words, has your penguin ever exploded
>while it was on top of the television set, thus preventing being followed
>from the front?

Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 8 Apr 92 10:38:22 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <44223@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
|]|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
|]|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
|]|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|]|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
|]|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
|]|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
|]|]|]Eccles aka NO.
|]|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
|]|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers Too!
|]|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
|]Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
|Jester aka he is also a two-timer....
Jos aka OOoooohhhh ... This Is Too Much! <faint ...> (thud) I Think I'm In Luv 
	With Your Telly, ... Or Your Feet ... Dunno yet ...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Comics for Sale
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 12 Apr 92 14:25:41
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: rautenbe@quando.quantum.de's message of 10 Apr 92 13:33:18 GMTLines: 58

In article <1992Apr10.133318.8257@quando.quantum.de> rautenbe@quando.quantum.de (Joerg Rautenberg) writes:

		.Hi...

Hello.

. I'm new in this group, but what the hell is the reason for

I'm not.

.baggettw@memstvx1.memst.edu writing this

Perhaps he liked the work.  I personally use `this' every day.

.-> Collection of 5000 comic books for sale.
.->
.-> ...
.->
.->..This is Donny's current list of comic books.  4/6/92
.->
.-> DC Comics
.->
.-> ... (122 or so lines deleted here)
.->..===
.->
.-> Marvel Comics
.->
.-> ... (126 or so lines deleted here)
.->..===
.->
.-> Independent Comics
.->
.-> ... (only 12 lines deleted here)
.->...  ==

.here?

. Where is his list of Monthy Python comics?

Must have been a typo.  alt.fan.monty-python and misc.forsale are
spelled almost identically...I've often made the mistake myself.

		.See you (or read something from or about you)

Buy.

				.Joerg Rautenberg

Dan aka I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV.

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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: item of interest
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:04:33 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>>That's the advantage with sheep... no neep to look them in the face.
>>Weird. I know someone here in ireland called Niggle, who is under
>>the illusion that HE is flossie. Also, we have the original Flossie
>>here in Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar. She runs the bestiality sexion.
>>she's mentioned her sister down under once or twice. Such a
>>coincidence, rh?

>iSilly Mr DSFdsfnsimon#$#$
>How do you know he thinks he's Flossie. Flossie can't talk, so if he is Flossie
>he wouldn't be able to tell you.

1) Flossie's a SHE. (you're probably thinking of Shaggy)
2) She can communicate in other ways *:)

>Eccles aka Hello
MSNoi, Oh?
From: robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:22:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr13.182228.856

In article <45164@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> what I object tooo is that you automatically treat me like a bar of soap
> when you know that I am just as dirty as the rest of you, haven't you
> seen my legs, orr the scum behind my ears or the belly-button lint that
> became self-aware yesterday??????

I don't care about that.  I love you for your mind.  (By the way, your  
Porshe is out of the shop again, isn't it?)

> }}>]Phil aka my mind is a blank
> }}>Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
> }}Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
> Jester aka no, I want to see you naked...
Robyn @#& I want to see your bankbook...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 10 Apr 92 13:52:35 +1300
 olostate.edu><sprooney.702666858@unix1.tcd.ie> <BOUILLIN.92Apr8140905@node_3f5e2.tele.nokia.fi>
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <BOUILLIN.92Apr8140905@node_3f5e2.tele.nokia.fi>, 
bouillin@tele.nokia.fi (Claude Bouillin) writes:
>>>>>> On 7 Apr 92 17:14:18 GMT, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) said:
>> Nntp-Posting-Host: unix1.tcd.ie
> 
> 
>>>Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...
> 
> 
>> That's strange... I've got a penguin that looks like and apricot!
> Even weirder, I've got an apricot that looks like an apricot but taste like
> a penguin. I forgot to say it's not on my telee, that might explain it.

And I've got a penguin that tastes like a penguin, but looks like
an apricot. And it's INSIDE my telly! Augh!

Nigel who can't watch Coronation Street because of penguin
      infestation.
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University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
If two toucans can can-can, can one toucan can-can too?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: Cleese commercial ?
Organization: MCS/OneTouch, Inc.
Date: Mon, 06 Apr 92 17:29:57 GMT

plind@npal.rn.com writes:


>In article <1992Mar27.162313.11100@csun.edu>, vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU (Ron Heeb) writes:
>> In article <oleo.46@sofus.dhhalden.no>, oleo@sofus.dhhalden.no (OLE MAGNUS OLSEN) writes:
>>>Davs!
>>>
>>>In article <SOMMER.92Mar9112855@taylor.iesd.auc.dk> sommer@iesd.auc.dk (Lars Erik Fynboe Sommer) writes:
>>>
>>>>The other day I saw the last two seconds of a commercial for a
>>>>chocolate-bar called "Relax", and I'm almost sure (well 100% sure, in
>>>>fact) that it was John Cleese, who appeared in it.
>>>
>>>It was indeed! I read a newspaper article about it a couple of months ago. 
>>>Guess it's a Scandinavian things, so the other people out there in netland 
>>>are missing some Cleese humour here!
>>>
>>>Farvel!
>>>
>>>Magnum
>> 
>> I also saw Cleesy in a Schwepps commerical which was somewhat silly...
>> 
>> Ron

AND how many of you were aware that he provided the voice for Cat R. Waul
in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West?

All right, put your hands down now.

(Show offs!)

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::Columbus, OH                                      ...!uunet!onetouch!csmith::
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From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 01:35:11 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
>} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
>writes:
>} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
>} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
>} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
>} ..} 
>} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
>} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
>} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
>} ..} >and Jester.. 
>} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
>} ..} 
>} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
>} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
>} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
>} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
>} ..} to the
>} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
>} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
>} ..}want...*sob*...
>} ..} 
>} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
>} ..} 
>} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
>} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
>} 
>} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
>scores?.
>} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
>} 
>} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
>} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
>Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Phil aka oh lets not!
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 7 Apr 92 17:14:18 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...


That's strange... I've got a penguin that looks like and apricot!

MSNoi???
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: -
Organization: MCS/OneTouch, Inc.
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 15:46:22 GMT

stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:

>In article <1992Apr07.201940.20404@onetouch.COM>,
>csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith) writes:
>> I will not buy this record.  It is scratched.
>No, no. This is a tobacconists. A _tobacconists_.
Ah! I will not buy this _tobacconist_. _It_ is scratched.
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:: Columbus, OH                                  ...!uunet!onetouch!csmith ::
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: snake@leland.Stanford.EDU (Jake Page)
Subject: Re: "HOLY GRAIL" question...
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 92 09:41:19 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.201352.10647@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu> jmbaker@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (H A Z A R D) writes:
>
>	Is there some greater significance to King Arthur saying "Five" instead
>of "Three" several times in the movie? I think the joke is just that King
>Arthur doesn't know how to count, but I have the feeling that there is some
>greater reason why he mistakes the two numbers so often throughout the WHOLE
>movie.  Am I missing something here? Any replies would be appreciated!
>
>                                          Later,
>
>	                               H A Z A R D

I think the whole thing is just to keep the "Holy Hand Grenade" joke going.
You know... "Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of 
the counting shall be three. ... Five is right out. ..."

In fact, I think the whole King Arthur counting joke was added on after the
script was written, because the script I have (from "Monty Python and The 
Holy Grail (Bok)" --or is it Monti Python ik den Holie Grailen (Bok))
has Arthur saying "one, two, three.." with three crossed out and "five"
scribbled in later.

As a side note, the book I quoted from is AMAZING.  Anyone who doesn't have 
it should immediately contact Methuen Press and get a copy.  (I just
happened to run across it in our campus bookstore-- I don't know how
widely distributed it is).

Jake
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:57:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.185747.827

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
writes:
} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
} ..} 
} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
} ..} >and Jester.. 
} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
} ..} 
} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
} ..} to the
} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
} ..}want...*sob*...
} ..} 
} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
} ..} 
} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
} 
} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
scores?.
} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
} 
} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Thursday, 9 Apr 1992 11:49:01 MST
From: <ICDJK@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Briag Charachters
 <1992Apr8.181541.709@gacvx2.gac.edu>

>Now, lemme do a little math...your daughter's 12, and Eccles assumption would
>imply that you were 13 when you had your daughter (or your wife? - nahhhh, not
>at 13).  So, what it it that this implies???

That I was a randy pre-teenager since I have an older child (A TEENAGER!!! OH
GOD HELP ME!) Sorry!.

DeAnn aka an oldy with children
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 15:15:14 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <ins450m.702438490@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|
|>In article <ins450m.701745559@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
|>|jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
|>|
|>|>In article <1992Mar24.190058.617@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Philip Miesle) writes:
|>|>|In article <41988@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
|>|>|} }}>-enrique aka juggler
|>|>|} }}Eccles aka What?
|>|>|} }Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|>|>|} Jester aka it is?????
|>|>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
|>|>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
|>|Eccles aka NO.
|>Jos aka But ... But Why Did You Wake Me Up Then?
|Eccles aka I was lonely dear. Where have you been lately
Jos aka Sorry Luv, I Couldn't Sleep, So I Ate Some Of My Feet, Down In The Kitchen.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: biggles.bbs@cybernet.cse.fau.edu
Subject: I *don't* WANT ***ANY*** bloody scripts!!!!
Organization: Florida Atlantic University, Boca Raton
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 16:31:03 GMT

Besides, I have them ALL already.

What I want ....  is ....

      (to be a lumberjack ?   *NO!* That line's a dead horse)


I want ....

     the Blow to the Head!


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Subject: you didn't tell mom
From: azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Date: 10 Apr 92 10:20:16 -0600

>Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
>the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
>son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married...  
>*sob*...
>Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to the
>BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
>just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you  
>want...
>*sob*...

How  could you Jester?  I mean she is your mother.  And mine soon to be.   
I think this wedding is getting weirder and weirder as time goes by.  Next  
thing you know we have a naked woman jumping out of a killer bunny cake.   
Before you know it we will have Daniel P. Johnson jumping out of the cake  
to do the honors of striping for us.  What would your mother think of  
that? Forget that what would my mother would think of it!  

>I only promised to marry Jos, Simon, and Simon's
>Armpit, but never you Eccles, besides, we can have polygamy here. I mean
>why not?? whose ghonna stop us???

And what is this about polygamy?  I never know about this...I thought I  
was the only one.  Well why not!  Hey why not have one huge family with  
everyone who posts to alt.fan.montypython.  
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azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: brides maid
Date: 7 Apr 92 18:15:57 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr7.121559.674


	Well robyn yes you can be my brides maid.  But you have to ask the  
nice mister jester if he minds having the big bird suit and the armadillo  
cake.  ANd the muppet theme.  As for that love stuff well you know how it  
goes...you meet a nice young man who is handsome and well the rest is  
history.  I don't mind if the wedding has a muppet theme but persuading mr  
Jester for that could be difficult.
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azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:13:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.101344.947

> >>> >> > >>>>>>>I've told you once...
> >>> >> > >>>>>> No, you haven't.
> >>> >> > >>>>>Yes I have.
> >>> >> > >>>>No, I haven't.
> >>> >> > >>>This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
> >>> >> > >>No it isn't.
> >>> >> > >You just contradicted me!
> >>> >> > No I didn't!
> >>> >> This is futile!
> >>> >but verrrry interestink
> >>> No, I am afraid that it is quite boring.
> >>Wrong again. This is _exciting_. That'll be $5, please.
> > That was never five minutes!
> 
> You're quite right! It was five dollars instead! And I'm afraid
> that now, because of inflation and sales tax, you now owe me
> $567,590,192,761,298,762 in small change. Come on, pay up!

azeena @#! no way jose!

 
> Nigel who's callin' 'round da boyz to come an' break yer kneecaps.
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Nigel Stanger,                  Internet: stanger@otago.ac.nz
> University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
> Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
> "BIFF!! KAPOW!! ZOWIE!!" -- Batman TV series

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: aka?
Organization: MCS/OneTouch, Inc.
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 13:00:17 GMT

djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:

>In article <1992Apr4.171034.17121@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
>.In article <2520@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes...
>.>In article <1992Apr3.195200.24806@acsu.buffalo.edu> v128juxa@ubvmsc.cc.buffalo.edu (Schuyjuannah) writes:
>.>|In article <1992Apr03.131352.6766@onetouch.COM>, csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith) writes...
>.>|>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>.>|>
>.>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>.>|>>]>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>.>|>>]>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>.>|>>]>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>.>|>>]>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>.>|>>]>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>.>|>>]>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>.>|>>]>}>|Dougger aka So What??
>.>|>>]>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>.>|>>]>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
>.>|>>]>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
>.>|>>]Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
>.>|>>]Morjens aka or better still, call the BISHOP!!!!
>.>|>>Jester aka which diocese?
>.>|>It's tattooed on the back o' their necks.  Is that rat tart?
>.>|>--
>.>|>| Sincerely,
>.>|>|    __                     ()
>.>|>|   /  )                    /\             _/_ /
>.>|>|  /    __  __.  o _,      /  )  ______  o /  /_
>.>|Tia aka WHO *IS* THIS?????????????????
>.>Jos aka Dunno ... By His .Sig I Should Guess His Name Is `R__o_B_oh',
>.>	We'd Better Shoot Him Now ... <BANG> (thud)
>.Tia aka yea, let us kill *all* non-aka members so they won't taint *our* thread

>Dan aka you silly persons!  Its *supposed* to say:


>    __                     ()
>   /  )                    /\             _/_ /|
>  /    __  __.  o _,      / _)  ______  o /  /_|
> /__) /	 //  	 / |/	 /-/   /  //  // ||- | \
>     /__//__/| 	|      	/__)  /__//__/ \_||__|  \
>       //    | 	|      ()	         |   |	 \
>	    -+-	 		       \_/
>	     | /\
>	     |/--\

>Obviously, Captain Booger was so embarressed by the name, that the
>noble Cap'n only printed the upper half o' the title.  Duh.

Captain Booger aka All right! Stop this right now! It's silly!

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::Craig Smith                                             csmith@onetouch.COM::
::Columbus, OH                                      ...!uunet!onetouch!csmith::
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