HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rigler@newton.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 18:55:04 GMT

>James Woodyatt writes
>> So, Mr. Rigler, since you're in Hawaii, I have a special recommendation...
 
In article <1992Apr9.183549.3450@news.larc.nasa.gov> 
kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
>I regret to say that the Primo brewery has moved to California, so there
>is no longer such a thing as cheap Hawaiian beer.  There is, however, cheap
>Hawaiian wine, if you use cheap in the sense of being poorly made and
>tasting bad.  However, it is very expensive, although nearly undrinkable.

Ah, Scott raises an interesting point, which I must clarify a bit.  
Since you have moved, Scott, we now have:

       Koolau Lager     -- expensive and excellent (4)
       Diamond Head Dry -- cheap and good (3)
       Pali             -- cheap and bad (1)

(I am a beer snob, by the way.  I quaff nothing but Koolau, the finest 
 imports, Pyramid [WA] microbrew and my own Barbarian Brau [tm])

Oh yeah, the wine Scott mentioned, from Tedeschi Vineyards, upcountry Maui:

       Maui Blanc  -- made from pineapples!  Sweet, cheap and gross!
       Maui Blush  -- made from ?  (never tried it) 

Apologies in advance for not being bizarre and for having nothing more
to contribute to Jamie the Red's nickname search....


--
 Rigler                         (So help me, Me!)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
From: smclewin@ultrix.ramapo.edu (Scooter McLune)
Subject: Re: kittys make delightful swedish meatballs
Keywords: meatballs, cats-as-food, bork bork bork, penis
Organization: University of Delaware
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 19:35:15 GMT

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson) writes:

>So with all this talk about converting cats into meatloaf, why not
>make them into meatballs. Swedish meatballs, in fact. If you use the
>cats own hair to help the balls stay together, all the better. I tend
>to like to add some cayenne pepper whenever Im using cats, their flesh
>is so BLAND.

>o damn, i forgot to post this to alt.cat.lovers.get.a.life or rec.food.
>veg. shit. fuck. damn. oh well.

>and by the way

>BORK BORK BORK

>so there

Meow

hiss.

scratch


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:44:04 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.181733.3795@iscsvax.uni.edu> moore7004@iscsvax.uni.edu  
writes:
>I simply cannot stand this newsgroup.

You too?  They're real dickheads, aren't they.  They make me weawy mad.
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and others
Date: 6 Apr 92 21:27:50 GMT
Distribution: world,public
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

gypsy:
|accusing a person of lying is a personal insult.  accusing a
|person of lying with NO basis for the assumption but your 
|own prejudices, in public, in the sarcastic manner that ken 
|did, is absolutely despicable.  

I have found, in over seven years of Usenet experience, that people
only argue about their so-called "constitutional rights" to post this
or that hurtful, slandering/libelling, sniveling load of horseshit
when:
	1) They have absolutely no better defense for their reprehensible
	   playground schoolhouse meanness, and
	2) When they are uninterested in anything about the argument
	   except their so-called "constitutional rights."[1]

I wonder if either Mathew or Ken can refute either of my points. 

Can they, for instance, show that the people who were affronted by
their remarks are in fact, as they claim, lying? Since they haven't
claimed to know any FACTS at all in these cases, I find that rather
doubtful. 

Can they come up with any other defense of their hurtfulness other
than their "constitutional rights?" Can they think of one good reason
that victims of violent crimes should be publicly attacked? Some
justification for the good to the victims or the society? I wonder if
they have any better ammunition, since they haven't bothered to try so
far -- they've only gone for the tried-and-true semantic grist mill.

mr HEINOUS
whose hesitancy to take a stand has been only due to his respect for Ken
Johnson's other postings, which have infact embodied the very essence
of "bizarre."

[1] In point of fact, these "rights" are totally imaginary. In the US,
laws protect us from abuses of these rights, which are called
"slander" and "libel." Other laws have been passed protecting the
rights of rape/abuse victims, and against "inciting a riot." No one in
this country has the "right" to maliciously injure another person by
unfounded statements. But hey, why bother with facts when semantic
bullshit and personal attacks are so much more convenient.
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: demonstrations
Date: 8 Apr 92 07:28:42 GMT
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe


again, from the 91-92 STUDENT COURSE EVALUATION GUIDE:

	"Mr. Muller's demonstrations were again called superb, though
students were concerned about their safety.  One student said "Muller
felt that 'What good is class if the instructor doesn't risk his life
once in a while?' He did quite often.""


M.
x's kinda guy
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10280 soc.culture.arabic:1827 soc.culture.indian:13457
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic,soc.culture.indian
Subject: Re: Advanced Societies...  its true ....
Keywords: RAPE, MURDER, ARABS, CANIBALISM
Date: 6 Apr 92 20:26:48 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <+#mj9wg.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>It was reported in the Los Angeles Times last week and in People
>Magazine a few months ago that Jeffrey Dahmer's mother is Arabic.
>Coincidence?

I find this apocryphal.

If it were true, he would have gone free by invoking his
First Amendment right to Freedom of Religion and claiming
that his sodomization, mutilation, decapitation, evisceration,
marination, and dissolution of his victims were merely unsuccessful
experiments in infibulation.

				--Blair
				  "Something about a gender gap..."
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: typos, anyone?
Date: 8 Apr 92 05:57:44 GMT
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe


from the 1991-92 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO STUDENT COURSE EVALUATION GUIDE,
pre-edited version:

"Moist people found this professor exceptionally accessible."


M.
unfortunately the editor insisted on changing it
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: HOW TO MEET HOT WET HIGH SCHOOL BABES
Date: 9 Apr 92 09:01:09 GMT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

shannon - big misteak
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: SURVEYS
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 22:37:46 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN K12.CHAT.SENIOR 
Megi.Gaye.Wick@p0.f118.n138.z1.fidonet.org (Megi Gaye Wick) writes:

)Sport: Football, basketball, hockey, and any other sport that good 
)lookin' guys get involved in!!!! 

COMPUTERS?

)Hobby: Well, What ISN'T my hobby?  I do almost everything.  (DON'T GET 
)SICK!)  

TOO LATE

)Age: 16 (17 in December! yippee!)

PERFECT.


PERFECT.
PERFECT.
PERFECT.
--
From: ppilate@heaven.sevthflr.com (The Pelvis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: War sucks
Date: 17 Apr 92 16:23:08 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.music.cd,misc.test
Organization: Hendrix, Presley and Rhoades Guitar Shop



c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:

>jchrist@GeoWare.COM (Jesus Christ) writes:

>> BBS: CRS Premium Bulletin Board - Hayes V9600/ULTRA  (416) 629-7000
>> [even more bbs crap deleted]

>Is it a sin to have JC in your kill file?

Been there, done that.

Pontius Pilate

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: temptation
Date: 16 Apr 92 04:20:32 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
)---
)Luis has just put 7lbs of malted milk balls
)onto my desk.  What do I do now?

"See has a great personality"
	--Luis describing cj to a potential blind date

--
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: OH fuck.......What is the fastest land animal with less than 4 legs?
Date: 6 Apr 92 06:57:07 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Mar29.031842.1513@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>Take some plastic explosive, pack it firmly agaist the back of your neck,
>and use it to blow your skull off.  It will then be trivial to weigh your
>brain and establish your proof.
>
>Be sure to videotape it.  For posterity.

Or at least for America's Funniest Home Demolitions.

				--Blair
				  "Or its bastard child,
				   Roggin's Noggins."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: ASSHOLE AWARDS Re: CFD: misc.jobs.offered.sorry
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 04:29:27 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN ALT.PEEVES,ALT.CONFIG,TALK.BIZARRE tim@crash.canon.co.uk writes:
)Don't'cha just hate it when someone posts their resume to misc.jobs.offered.
)Don't'cha just hate it even more when they post their `I'm sorry I've been
)such a fuckwit' message a few hours laters (normally after suffering heavy
)email flamage). And now to top it all, we have a total-and-utter-clueless-fuck
)who posts a second sorry message, this time apologizing for spelling Berkeley
)wrong in his first sorry message.  Like, if I was a potential employer, I'd
)be falling over myself to employ these people, I really would. Why don't they
)just post to alt.don't.employ.me.because.i'm.a.total.and.utter.clueless.fuck
)and have done with it.
)
)Tx. [``I see a great need'']
)--
)-- Tim [O'Donoghue] <tim@crash.canon.co.uk) <...!uunet!uknet!canon!tim)

Thank you tim for this article.  I will refer to it in any future
decision I make.  Sincerely, Roger Carasso.

Elvis% cat > ~/News/talk/bizarre/KILL
/tim@crash/h:j
^D
Elvis% logout
--
From: ferrand@niblick.ecn.purdue.edu (Brian K Ferrand)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: object
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:48:13 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr9.004813.19790
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network


my research involves inflicting a variation of chinese 
water torture upon a particular piece of glassware.

i'm not allowed to say what kind. 

- brian -

PU thinks the glassware will talk any day now,
but is not otherwise responsible for this post.
From: c315-30@cs.UAlberta.CA (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The joys of consulting
Date: 14 Apr 92 08:20:01 GMT
Organization: University of Alberta, Edmonton, Canada

ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:

>"May I run to the restroom?"
>          -- female ag student in PC lab
>
>ata boy

Was she talking to you, or the PC?

--
Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu (Christian   Claiborn)
Subject: Re: and the cascade sped on
Organization: University of New Hampshire
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 03:21:36 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.12

In <92106.125759U26703@uicvm.uic.edu> U26703@uicvm.uic.edu writes:

> 
> In article <1992Apr15.161254.10658@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>,
> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) says:
> >
> >In article <1992Apr15.033224.3860@iscsvax.uni.edu> rubel0455@iscsvax.uni.edu
> >writes:
> >>In article <92105.151949U26703@uicvm.uic.edu>, U26703@uicvm.uic.edu (Scott
> >Graves) writes:
> >>>>From: "David Hanley 312-588-2300" <U22015@UICVM>
> >>>>Subject: cascading.
> >>>>
> >>>>  The cascades are just not funny, and make real shit hard to find.  Not   e
> >lik
> >>>>anything interesting or enlightening had been posted in alt.slack in a
> >>>>long time though.  But it's very annoying..
> >>>>
> >>>>And i shall fail to be amused if you cascade this note.     =&-(
> >>>And a female to be abused with your masking tape, disrobed.   +7_9
> >>And a big whale took a snooze on bat mans cape at home!
> >Land a fig snail before you booze, the fat man escapes from the dome.
> Bland config trail semaphore true news, de-bate Mannesque apes in the home
Sandy's .sig sails before the blues, with ingrate finessed tapes of my loam.

---
 I am Christian- hear me roar.  .sigs .suck .shit
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10986 alt.sex:14284 alt.missing-kids:78 misc.test:5350 rec.humor:16284
From: rlk@underprize.think.com (Robert Krawitz)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.missing-kids,misc.test,rec.humor
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Date: 12 Apr 92 23:21:23
Organization: Thinking Machines Corporation, Cambridge Mass., USA
	<1992Apr9.183648.21410@acsu.buffalo.edu> <snicker@hostname>
NNTP-Posting-Host: underprize.think.com
In-reply-to: whoami@hostname's message of 13 Apr 92 02:51:27 GMT

In article <snicker@hostname> whoami@hostname (Big Surefire Laff Chuckle) writes:

   hee hee thats a good one!! but don't tell carasso...

   actually your theory has a flaw. my fiancee got the same fortune 4 times:

   Your Winsome Smile will be your Sure Protection

								   ....IN BED

   when in fact it was NOT

Well, if you interpret "protection" as "guarantee" then it works just
fine, I would hope!
--
ames >>>>>>>>>  |	Robert Krawitz <rlk@think.com>	245 First St.
bloom-beacon >  |think!rlk				Cambridge, MA  02142
harvard >>>>>>  .	Thinking Machines Corp.		(617)234-2116

Member of the League for Programming Freedom -- write league@prep.ai.mit.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Re: My desk
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 15:46:26 GMT

In article <sm5RiB1w164w@GeoWare.COM> gborges@GeoWare.COM (George Borges) writes:
>amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>
>> I have no plants.
>
>I have no pants.
>
I halve by glands
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: paranoid's brief realization
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:29:58 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

Markian Gooley writes:
>
> Mark., thank the supposedly non-existent God for the angst-list

Short shameful confession: there was a time when I
wanted to be a secret read-only member of the angst-list.


Andrei., it wouldn't have worked because I'd have felt compelled to respond
From: howeg@p4.cs.man.ac.uk (Monty Mole)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Get Off My Land
Date: 6 Apr 92 08:54:50 GMT


Dont think you've got authority! I`ve got a brand new combine harvester.



-- 
    /\    /\     __   __  /_     And in the end, the love you take is equal to
   /  \  /  \   /  / / / /  / /  the love you make.
__/    \/    \_/__/_/ /_/__/_/__________________________howeg@uk.ac.man.cs.p4__
____________________________/___________________________!ukc!man.cs.p4!howeg___
From: missfmanner@niceness.com (Miss Fucking Manners)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: LOOK, MA, I'M A MORON was (Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and other)
Summary: gong
Date: 9 Apr 92 20:00:05 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Netiquette Inc.

In article <1992Apr4.170112.11971@tigger.jvnc.net>, richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
> In article <1992Apr3.234817.25512@zip.eecs.umich.edu> fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields) writes:
> >
> >Another weenie whiner strikes again.  BOOOORING.
> 
> MAN!  You quoted 60 lines...60 FUCKING LINES of a deeply-felt, 
> highly-charged thread to add THAT??!!  *THAT*??!!  Are you OUT of 
> your tiny little MIND?!  Have you been FOLLOWING this group AT ALL?!
> Do you know ANY of the people INVOLVED??!!

And just WHO the FUCK are YOU to get all so HET UP about it, huh?

90% of the fucking articles IN THIS GROUP are assinine follow-ups
to boring tedious inane retreaded Monty Python jokes and YOU get
all upset about THIS one?

Look, sweetie, it's hard enough just slugging through all this
crap, marking for deletion and bemoaning the bandwidth without having
to put up with seriously bean-brained dickheads trying to do my
fucking job.

Oh I know, I KNOW, you're thinking that maybe you'll line up
on the right side of the right people and maybe just maybe
you'll GET LAID?

Yeah, RIGHT.

Gawd you people are dumb.

Yer Welcome,

	Miss Fucking Manners
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu (Brennan "CrayDeath" O'Keefe)
Subject: Re: Excuse me; I'm lost
Organization: Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 03:20:29 GMT

lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:

>could some please redirect me? i seem to have lost my way to the
>shores of Gitchee-Goomee.

Glad to oblige.

lordSnooty@cup.portal.com > shores@Gitchee-Goomee.lake
-- 
CrayDeath                     | 
mka Brennan M. O'Keefe        |      This mind intentionally left blank.
internet: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu |
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: So it's come to this, has it?  Yep.
Summary: silverfodder
Date: 7 Apr 92 02:19:54 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns) writes:
>
> speaking of what it's come to, however, recently
> this restaurant opened up in my area called "Hooters."
> and yes, the "OO" is a caricature of a pair of tits.
> and yes, they sell t-shirts, and have wet t-shirt
> contests.

I WANT TO LIVE WHERE GYPSY LIVES!  I WANT TO LIVE WHERE GYPSY LIVES!
I WANT TO LIVE WHERE GYPSY LIVES!  I WANT TO LIVE WHERE GYPSY LIVES!
I WANT TO LIVE WHERE GYPSY LIVES!  I WANT TO LIVE WHERE GYPSY LIVES!

> so what i want to know is, if they can do this,
> then can i open a restaurant called "Dick's", and
> have the "I" be an erect penis?

No.
But on the other hand you can go to a bookstore and buy a book called
"How to make a man fall in love with you," whereas I can't go to that
very same or to another bookstore and buy a book called "How to make a
woman give you a blowjob."

> after a great deal of thought, i have come to the
> conclusion that tits are the most important thing
> in today's society.

And blowjobs.

> it's a damn good thing i have plenty of them.

I on the other hand can never get enough BJs.


Andrei

Maybe if you make it a flaccid one?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (Billy Joe Bissette)
Subject: Re: Predictions (Was Re: a killfile meditation)
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 14:56:16 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.002014.1203@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
|> Some predictions:
|> 
|> In <willimsa.702507236@unix1.tcd.ie> willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams) writes:
|> >In <1992Apr02.215317.14456@sunhillo.uucp> olias@sunhillo.uucp (Mitch Gorman) writes:
|> >>In article <1992Apr1.191120.22094@shinobu.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) babbles:
|> >>>So now I killfile people wantonly.  Randomly.  At the
|> >>>slightest provocation.  My killfile is huge.
|> >>Post it.
|> 
|> *plonk*
|> 
|> >Yeah, post it!! :-)
|> 
|> *plonk*

How can it be posted, everyones probably in the kill file.

A person on the run run, killing wantonly, and everyone else.  Hunted by the
law for the dasterdly crimes.  Eventually the police captured this person, but
the wily lawyer who is hired blows a shotgun pattern into the prosecution's
case.  The lawyer proclaims that the net, and talk.bizarre in particular,
are self-moderated; the police had no jurisdiction!  The killer is free, but
now looks at a news reader with no talk.bizarre, because everyone is dead; in
the kill files. 
   
-- 
----------bill the clueless, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Go, Go, Gadget Clue.  No, Gadget Clue, not Gadget Hammer!  Help Brain!
What do you mean, "The Swedish Chef got him."  Stop Gadget Hammer!
No, not Gadget Flame! Stop!  Stop!!
Organization: Washington University, St. Louis
Date:         Wed, 08 Apr 92 18:35:46 CST
From:         Robert Dunaway <C09615RD@wuvmd.wustl.edu>
To:           NETNEWS@WUVMD
Subject:      Re: Advanced Societies... Children And Camel Races.
Newsgroups:   talk.bizarre

>
>In article <6APR199220353949@rigel.tamu.edu>, wam2221@rigel.tamu.edu (WA'EL A.
>MASSARWEH) says:
>
>In article <z!nj-1m.carasso@netcom.com>, carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes...
>>
>
>[ all kinds of stuff deleted]
>
>>Persumable a few of those 500 refer to:
>>
>>       o A camel that runs faster when little girls are tied to it.
>>       o A camel that runs faster when little boys are tied to it.
>>       o A camel that runs faster when little animals are tied to it.
>>       o A camel that runs faster when old ladies are tied to it.
>>       o A camel that runs faster when various acts are performed with it.
>>        o whips, chains, etc...
>
>
>Carassco,
>        I don't know where you are from, and I realy don't care. What
>I know though is that you are a racist scum..... By no means I will defend
>the acts of some Shieks in the Gulf, because those are the filth of our
>culture, and by no mean they prepresent me and my people. You generalization
>nevertheless, show that you are a man with a mission.. Why don't you
>make life easy for yourself and say things straight. Just say it out loud
>"I hate Arabs" That might make feel much better rather using all kind of
>convoluted ways....


Just out of curiosity....Do you have any sense of humor at all?  Maybe he
could have be..ahem..JOKING?!?!?!?

Or maybe you're just taking yourself a BIT too seriously........Sounds to me
like you're the man with the mission, bud.



***************************************************************
* Robert Dunaway   **  Heard Mr. Young sing about her.        *
*                  **  I heard old Neil put her down.         *
* c09615rd         **  I hope Neil Young will remember        *
*                  **  A Southern man don't need him around.  *
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: about successful t.b posts
From: amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis)
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 21:53:44 PDT
Organization: The Batchelor Pad

I know I must be doing well here.

I set up this account to bounce mail, with a silly message.

There has been a lot of that lately, so I know I am having the desired
effect.






feeling warm and fuzzy...

--
the dot end
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: Re: CS Job Market: What Is The Story?
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 20:42:13 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Underlined Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

There is no CS job market, at least not at the doctoral level.

None.

Mark., my rejection letters are in a huge stack topped with a Post-It (tm)
note on which is written, "eat shit and die"
gooley@netcom.com