HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: Jester & Me sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 21:46:00 GMT

(MFC) is missing a P
>jester the sage mumbled: 
>>(ratfink) writes:
>>>>}>}>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>>>}>}>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>>>}>}>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer! 
>>>>}>}>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>>>}>}Of course not! He likes goats.
>>>>}>shaved or unshaved????? with or without horns
>>>>}He likes unshaved real raw dead goat...gotta escape prosecution...
>>>>so i noticed.....but i will rat to inspector clitoris.
>>>Hey! Watch it! You're using my species' name in vain!
>>thats the general idea ya scum....
>Right! I'll do you for that!

is that a promise?

>>>>}>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>>>}>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>>>}>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>>>}>}>}>this means war....
>>>>}>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>>>}>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>>>}>}>waterbaloons..
>>>>}>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a distance
>>>>}>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>>>>}Hey! It has a mind of its own...
>>>>yes..its aimed at my mind..now quit it!!!!!
>>>Oh. Sorry. Maybe it has *my* mind...
>>quit letting technology take over your very small mind...
>I know when I'm not wanted! Come on, Concord!

no flying away in transcontinetal planes for you child....

>>>>}>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>>}>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>>}>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>>}>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>>}>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>}>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>}>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>}>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>}Ratboy aka do I have to?
>>>>Jester squig...err.....no?
>>>Ratboy octopus ...oh. ok, then.
>>Jester clam good...now what do we talk about now?
>Ratboy shark Umm...ovine aviation?
Jester cow was that bovine?
-- 
I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries.
I am the onion that stings in your eye.
I am the tube of cadmium yellow that refuses to open.
I am the unexpected and unsightly inclusion that ruins the perfect gem.
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Song lyrics
Date: 9 Oct 92 18:31:28 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <8OCT199220313401@zeus.tamu.edu> pww9211@zeus.tamu.edu (WINFREY, CHIP) writes:
|
|Could someone be kind enough to e-mail me the words to
|the "Philosophers' Song"? Thanks in advance.
|
|Chip  

All of them? 

Jos aka Sometimes people can be so, so, ... greedy!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello????
Date: 11 Oct 92 00:14:57 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct8.193435.2215@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Oct8.102753.3036@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> |> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
> |> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
> |> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> |> Subject: Re: Hello????
> |> Message-ID: <1992Oct8.102753.3036@wkuvx1.bitnet>
> |> Date: 8 Oct 92 10:27:53 CDT
> |> References: <1992Oct6.234238.26603@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> <1992Oct7.144227.3020@wkuvx1.bitnet> <1992Oct8.094114.26319@tamsun.tamu.edu>
> |> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
> |> Lines: 13
> |> 
> |> In article <1992Oct8.094114.26319@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> |> > (Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
> |> >>(David Bromage) writes:
> |> >>> 
> |> >>> Damn, another dead article.
> |> >>And Gina jokingly replies:
> |> >>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
> |> > Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
> |> 
> |> Now Ratty Dahling, don't you know you're the only one of 69 for me? I
> |> could never leave you!! A wench has to keep her options open, doesn't
> |> she?
> |> > 
> |> 
> A wench has to keep her what open?  Can you say that on the air?
> 
> wondering.

I can say anything anywhere. Signed, Her majesty aka Gina
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and know those misses
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:04:50 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct16.035753.10417@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet intrigues me by suggesting that I climb *both* peaks:
> 
>>In article <1992Oct13.184239.2370@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet implies that she is more of a goer that the average bare:
>>>>In article <1992Oct8.182912.24622@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet throws more used hankies on the pile of rubbish to be burned at the end of the month:
>>>>>>In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>>>>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>>>>>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>>>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>>>>>>>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>>>>>>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina 
>>>>>>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
>>>>>>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
>>>>>>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
>>>>>>than cherries any day.)
>>>>> Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
>>>>> 	in my mouth....
>>>>What do stems have to do with it? I tell you I'M BETTER THAN CHERRIES!
>>> Are you insinuating something?
>>> 
>>> 
>>> (look of sudden realization) Say, you *are* insinuating something, aren't
>>> you?
>>< a look of udder shock > Me? Insinuate something?!? How could you even
>>accuse me of that, you big lug you. (said in a sweet Southern drawl
>>with a look **wink wink**)
> If you think that's a bit lug, you should see what I've got in my pants!
I can't; my microscope broke and Ratboy hasn't fixed it yet. He said
it would make "things" look larger, and Fievel told me the same thing.
Only he said it would make "thingies" look much *much* bigger. Do you
knoe if microscopes can do that?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Time for another thread methinks.
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 02:45:34 GMT
Keywords: THREAD, NEW, SILLY.

In <1992Oct7.114157.8682@aber.ac.uk> aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:


> Well, I think that the summary seyz it all really... but well 
>I think the threads 'r us thing is needed again.. well I am MAD :)

> I'd like the blow on the head
> The blow on the head..

Would you settle for a knee in the groin ?

>Well it seems silly enuff to me.........

No!  Noooo!!!  Not that!  Anything but that!!!  Keep that licorice
stick away from me!!

>Pag aka now where is that hammer
Meetch aka I got a slug.
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these messes
Date: 13 Oct 92 18:42:39 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet implies that she is more of a goer that the average bare:
>In article <1992Oct8.182912.24622@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet throws more used hankies on the pile of rubbish to be burned at the end of the month:
>>>In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>>>>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>>>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina 
>>>> 
>>>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
>>>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
>>>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
>>>than cherries any day.)
>> Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
>> 	in my mouth....
>What do stems have to do with it? I tell you I'M BETTER THAN CHERRIES!
Are you insinuating something?


(look of sudden realization) Say, you *are* insinuating something, aren't
you?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: RE: Mawiage!
Organization: Clark University
Date: 15 OCT 92 01:49:48 GMT

In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
>In article <1992Oct13.181306.1498@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet get me all hot and bothered by calling on the telephone and just breathing heavy:
>> 
>>>In article <1992Oct8.153416.21528@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>> Miles and miles of header dragged outside, shot, and sent to the Russian
>>>> front only to be gobbled up by a rabbit with really big fangs.
>>>> 
>>>> |> Mawiage. We have come together to join these two in wholy matwimoney. 
>>>> |> Sure, I'll marry you IF:
>>>> |> 	1. You'll pay all my cliams that I might not pay. 
>>>> |> 	2. I won't have to pay you for anything (though the rewards
>>>> |> 	   for your sevices rendered will be abundant and pleasing).
>>>> |> 	3. Rat-bashing and cat-crashing become Olympic Sports.
>>>> |> 	4. You're as good everywhere else as you are on the computer.
>>>> |> 		(And I do mean ***everywhere***  *wink, wink*)
>>>> |> 
>>>> Quit right and all that but just how good is he on the computer.  Exactly 
>>>> what does he have to live up to?
>>>> 
>>>> doubting with hairy legs.
>>>Yeah Fievel--how good are you on the computer? As opposed to on the
>>>piano or ....
>> 
>> Oooh, you *are* a randy little mollusk, aren't you?
>> 
>> James <=== I wish you boys would pay attention! I'm doing this for *your*
>> 	benefit, you know!!
>Octopus, actually. But I must admit Something:
>	(oh no! a confusion from she of no sins !)
>   What is left of my little broken, shattered heart after Fievel
>refused to masrry me (all 69 pieces of it, actually) belong to whoever
>does the best job of convincing me he's worthy. So---
>		WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?????


WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!
JUST BECAUSE I REFUSED TO MARRY YOU, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I NO LONGER...UMm
umm..
i can't really say it over the net, darling...
you know...
thingy...
:)
Fievel!
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Afternoon Menu!
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:10:24 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) casts his feces to the wind:

>In article <1992Oct15.063437.5159@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>(James Willer) writes:
>>>> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) does his fine impression of Dr. Gumby:
>>>>>(James Willer) squawks:
>>>>>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
>>>>>>>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>>>>>>>(David Bromage) writes:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>>>>>>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>>>>>>>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>>>>>>Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
>>>>>Ratboy <== has a lot of rat in him...
>>>> E Jams <=== I'd like spam, bacon, eggs, sausage and rat. That's not
>>>> 	got *much* rat in it ...
>>>I like lots of rat, though. Sorry. For every meal . Very sorry.
>>Oooooooohhhh YES!
>>
>>Ratboy aka Boy, this sexual connotation stuff is contagious...hope it's
>>   not fatal...gotta at least see how the end turns out...I mean, what's
>>   it all about? What's the meaning of life? What's for dinner? Lemon curry?
>>   Well why didn't you say so? I mean, I just looooove lemon curry because
>>   I once had this hamster, you see, named Huey...yea...just like the
>>   Viking...and he had this bad leg, so I put him into the night the
>>   beast did crawl all the way to the other end of the street where I saw
>>   Gina that time doing a *fine* imitation of "The Naughty Bits of Hubert
>>   Humphrey" with only one leg and only half a chicken so I said to her
>>   "Hey there! Quit that before you hurt yourself!" but she ignored my little
>>   before eight, dear, when I was supposed to be watching that show what
>>   was on the mollusk of summat, but you know I can't keep awake since
>>   those parrots moved in next door squawking all night and pining for
>>   the fjords in their screechy voices and chittering about "Oh, they don't
>>   make it properly here, do they?" and shouting about how Gina should be
>>   running the country...I mean, where's the sport? Where's the adventure?
>>   It's only a mosquito, I told them...but did they listen? Nooooooooo...
>>   They voted for Jester anyway, knowing full well that he only went once
>>   in his life and even *then* was questionable..I mean, did you ever see
>>   *anyone* jump around like that and live? Not me. Not even when Simon
>>   poked him in the bum with that penguin that had three buttocks what he
>>   got from David at the rummage sale and what is a rummage anyway? I never
>>   seen one...never seen a dustbin either, although I heard they have very nice
>>   Bishops there...and even a slug or two. (Mrs.)
>>*sigh*
>>
>dave smurf Maxwell house makes a fine decaf...
Same J nerak I heard Ratboy makes a fine tart ...
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Friday, 2 Oct 1992 18:15:18 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: And yer father smelt of Elderberries!!!
 <1992Sep15.000707.12168@galileo.cc.rochester.edu><1686212CE8.00124
 961@ysub.ysu.edu><1992Sep15.015111.14351@galileo.cc.rochester.edu><1686214B73.0
 0124961@ysub.ysu.edu> <DJOHNSON.92Sep15214114@cayenne.gac.edu>
 <1992Sep16.155302.26912@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
 <1992Sep17.023201.22014@DIALix.oz.au> <16865FEBC.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>
 <1992Sep18.153543.26243@DIALix.oz.au> <1686911D6D.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>

In article <1686911D6D.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu says:
>
>In article <1992Sep18.153543.26243@DIALix.oz.au>
>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>
>>
>>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep17.023201.22014@DIALix.oz.au>
>>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) complains:
>>>>
>>>>>djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) stokes the flames of
discontent:
>>>
>>>>>In article <1686214B73.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>>>>>.In article <1992Sep15.015111.14351@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
>>>>>.jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>.>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu sings along:
>>>>>.>
>>>>>.>>In article <1992Sep15.000707.12168@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
>>>>>.>>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>.>>>Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
>>>>>.>>>
>>>>>.>>>>What is Aka.......
>>>>>.>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
>>>>>.>>Chris <--- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
>>>>>.>>informing us all.
>>>>>.>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. (what rot?) That
rot!
>>>>>What rot?  It's that smelly, discoloured stuff I just ate. [burp]
>>>>Hey!! I was saving that for a special occasion!!
>>>>Now where am I gonna get a Salmon Moose on such short notice?
>>>
>>>I'd rather have mine on a plate.  It's so much less messier that way, and the
>>>short notice is still readable afterwards.
>>>
>>>>>.Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.
>>>>>Dan <--- Sorry mate, but I can't give it to the Jos as I just finished
>>>>>it.  Mebbe we could find some moldy cheese or a bloated carp for the
>>>>>little guy, he must be famished.
>>>>James <=== Nope. Fresh out of cheese. It's not much of a cheese shop is it?
>>>Meetch aka Finest in the district sir!
>>Chris aka Explain the logic underlying *that* conclusion!
>Meetch aka Well the bacteriological population is so low sir!
Chris Well, it's certainly unpopulated by certain molds and such that would
constitute *cheese*!
Sal aka It depends on what you consider cheese. My aunt millie (who doesn't |
        seem to exist) once made a cheese with this funny little instrument |
        with a piece of glass and a black case and this thin plastic inside |
        and a bright light. She kept walking around saying "Cheese" "Cheese"|
        and that was the only thing she was carrying around. I kept trying  |
        to take it, but she always pulled it away. How's that for justified?|
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and know those misses
Date: 16 Oct 92 03:57:53 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet intrigues me by suggesting that I climb *both* peaks:

>In article <1992Oct13.184239.2370@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet implies that she is more of a goer that the average bare:
>>>In article <1992Oct8.182912.24622@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet throws more used hankies on the pile of rubbish to be burned at the end of the month:
>>>>>In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>>>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>>>>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>>>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>>>>>>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>>>>>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina 
>>>>>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
>>>>>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
>>>>>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
>>>>>than cherries any day.)
>>>> Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
>>>> 	in my mouth....
>>>What do stems have to do with it? I tell you I'M BETTER THAN CHERRIES!
>> Are you insinuating something?
>> 
>> 
>> (look of sudden realization) Say, you *are* insinuating something, aren't
>> you?
>< a look of udder shock > Me? Insinuate something?!? How could you even
>accuse me of that, you big lug you. (said in a sweet Southern drawl
>with a look **wink wink**)
If you think that's a bit lug, you should see what I've got in my pants!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: Bruce is
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 23:44:15 GMT

In article <1779@lysator.liu.se> jan_b@lysator.liu.se (Jan Besehanic) writes:
><MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>
>>In article <1992Sep22.161046.23251@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>,
>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) says:
>>>
>>>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu exacerbates the existing problems, rather than creating
>>>new problems:
>>>
>>>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>>>>>phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>>>>>>1992Sep21.122424.9704@DIALix.oz.au>  writes:
>>>>>>} sharkman@magicbb.uucp (Matt Daw) echoes:
>>>>>>}
>>>>>>} >Does anyone have the lyrics to the bruces song?
>>>>>>} Meetch aka Yes, but I'm not going to tell you.
>>>>>>I'm afraid you're a little late - the party started a post ago.
>>>>>Nyargh!  That's wot ya get when news feed gets shut off for the weekend.  But
>>>>>I'm STILL not going to tell you.
>>>>>
>>>>>Meetch aka Defiant until the *THUMP*
>>>>Chris aka *THUMP*
>>>Mesaj aka Oh, that's just GREAT! Now we got Thumper on the net!
>>>        Next thing ya know there'll be bloody Smurfs posting!!
                                       (I resemble that remark)
>>Sal aka La la la la la la...
>         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>You're not Sal, you're bleedin' Morrissey, you are!!
                                 ^^^^^^^^^
grouchy smurf I HATE MORRISSEY!!!!!
>
dave smurf Johnny Marr, huh, is he a..a goer?
From: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 10 Oct 1992 01:24:07 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:

>VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
>VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>This message paid for by the Commit Jester to an Asylum Society
>-- 
>I am the broken glass that cuts your sticky fingers.
>I am the hero that every world and every culture needs!
>I am the sequins on the Jumpsuit of Justice.
>I am the corn on crime's big toe.
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So...who was it you wanted us to vote for, then?

Vermin...an 'alibut.