From: yzarn@lhdsy1.lahabra.chevron.com (Philip Yzarn de Louraille)
Newsgroups: chevron.rumors
Subject: smileys. dictionary 2
Date: Fri, 8 May 92 15:01:57 GMT-0:06
Distribution: chevron
Organization: Chevron, La Habra, CA

Second dictionary. I edited 4 lines out which were sexually explicit but
if you want them email me.

This one is rather long.

A pig:				:@)
A leper:			: )
Jimmy Durante:			:###)
Donald Trump:			:$)
Carl Friedrich Gauss 		:+)
Peter Ubberoth:			:~)
Jose Feliciano:			 -)
Helen Keller:			 -
Dolly Parton:			:-)   8
John Holmes:			:-)	   ---

				###
Bon Jovi:			#:-)
				###

				#				
Ed Koch:			 :-)
				#

				###
Bozo the Clown:			 :o)
				###

Siamese twins:			(-::-)
An accountant:			:%)
Sam Kinnison:			:-)!!!
a schizophrenic:		*!#*!^*&:-)
a manic depressive:		:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ....
Adolph Hitler:			:-=)
Arnold Schwarznegger:		:-)==
98-pound weakling:		:-)--
Sammy Davis, Jr.:		.-)
an innie (belly button):	:-)	   .
an outie:			:-)        ,
A philosopher:			:?)
John Q. Public:			:Q)
Everyman:			:*)


--------------------------------

:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.

;-)   Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.

:-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
      or depressed about something.

:-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as 
      good as a happy smilie

:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
 
>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.

>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-:   User is left handed

%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*)   User is drunk

[:]   User is a robot

8-)   User is wearing sunglasses

B:-)  Sunglasses on head

::-)  User wears normal glasses

B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses

8:-)  User is a little girl

:-)-8 User is a Big girl

:-{)  User has a mustache

:-{}  User wears lipstick

{:-)  User wears a toupee

}:-(  Toupee in an updraft

:-[   User is a Vampire

:-E   Bucktoothed vampire

:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
         
:-7   User juust made a wry statement

:-*   User just ate something sour
 
:-)~  User drools

:-~)  User has a cold

:'-(  User is crying

:'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@   User is screaming

:-#   User wears braces

:^)   User has a broken nose
 
:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

:_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face

:<)   User is from an Ivy League School

:-&   User is tongue tied.

=:-)  User is a hosehead

-:-)  User is a punk rocker

-:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)

:=)   User has two noses

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

,:-)  Same thing...other side

|-I   User is asleep

|-O   User is yawning/snoring
 
:-Q   User is a smoker

:-?   User smokes a pipe

O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P   Nyahhhh!

:-S   User just made an incoherent statement

:-D   User is laughing (at you!)

:-X   User's lips are sealed

:-C   User is really bummed

<|-)  User is Chinese

<|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

:-/   User is skeptical

C=:-) User is a chef

@=    User is pro-nuclear war

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

:-o   Uh oh!

(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!

*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!

3:]   Pet smilie

3:[   Mean Pet smilie

d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

:-9   User is licking his/her lips

%-6   User is braindead

[:-)  User is wearing a walkman

(:I   User is an egghead

<:-I  User is a dunce

K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

@:-)  User is wearing a turban

:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)

:-:   Mutant Smilie

      The invisible smilie

.-)   User only has one eye

,-)   Ditto...but he's winking

X-(   User just died

8 :-) User is a wizard

C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
                          a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.

:)  Midget smilie

:]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

=)  Variation on a theme...

:} - What should we call these? (what?)

:) - Happy

:> - what?

:@ - what?

:D - Laughter

:I - Hmmm...

:( - Sad

:[ - Real Downer

:< - what?

:{ - what?

:O - Yelling

:C - what?

:Q - what?

:,( - Crying

[] - Hugs and

:* - Kisses

|I - Asleep

|^o -Snoring


  :-`	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

  :-1	smiley bland face

  :-!		"

  :-@	smiley face screaming

  :-#|	smiley face with bushy mustache

  :-$	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

  :-%	smiley banker

  :-6	smiley after eating something sour
        
  :^)	smiley with pointy nose (righty)

  :-7	smiley after a wry statement

  8-)	smiley swimmer

  :-*	smiley after eating something bitter
 
  :-&	smiley which is tongue-tied

  :-0	smiley orator

	smiley invisible man

  (:-(	unsmiley frowning

  (:-)	smiley big-face

  ):-)		"

  ):-(  unsmiley big-face

  )8-)  scuba smiley big-face

  =:-)	smiley punk-rocker

  =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)

  +:-)	smiley priest

  :-q	smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
 
  :-e	disappointed smiley

  :-t	cross smiley

  :-i	semi-smiley

  :-o	smiley singing national anthem

  :-p	smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

  :-[	un-smiley blockhead

  :-]	smiley blockhead

  :-{	smiley variation on a theme

  :-}	ditto

  {:-)	smiley with its hair parted in the middle
 
  }:-)	above in an updraft

  :-a	lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

  :-s	smiley after a BIZARRE comment

  :-d	lefty smiley razzing you

  g-)	smiley with ponce-nez glasses

  :-j	left smiling smilely

  :-k	beats me, looks like something, tho.

  :-l	y. a. s.

  :-:	mutant smiley

  :-\	undecided smiley

  :-|	"have an ordinary day" smiley

  ;-)	winking smiley
 
  :-<	real sad smiley

  :->	y.a.s.

  :-z	y.a.c.s.

  :-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley

  :-c	bummed out smiley

  :-v	talking head smiley

  :v)	left-pointing nose smiley

  :-b	left-pointing tongue smiley

  :-/	lefty undecided smiley
 
  :-?	smilely smoking a pipe

  .-]	one-eyed smilely

  ,-}	wry and winking

  0-)	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
 
  :-=)	older smiley with mustache

  :u)	smiley with funny-looking left nose

  :n)	smiley with funny-looking right nose
 
  :<	midget unsmiley

  :>	midget smiley

  }:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
			a double-chin

:-)	ha ha			~~:-(	net.flame

|-)	hee hee			O |-)	net.religion

|-D	ho ho

:->	hey hey			8 :-I	net.unix-wizards

:-(	boo hoo			  X-(	net.suicide

:-I	hmm			E-:-I	net.ham-radio

:-O	uh oh			 >:-I	net.startrek

:-P	nyah nyah		 3:o[	net.pets

|-P	yuk

:-}	beard

:-{	mustache

:-#	braces

:-X	bow tie

:-Q	smoker
 
<:I	dunce

(:I	egghead

@:I	turban

8-)	glasses

B-)	horn-rims
   
8:-)	glasses on forehead

:-8(	condescending stare

;-)	wink

>:-<	mad


Drama :-(	Comedy :-)	Surpise :-o	Suspense 8-|

Male	:-	Female	>-

Birth	|-O	Death 8-#

Infinity	8





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