Newsgroups: bit.listserv.politics
Date:         Tue, 10 Nov 1992 07:38:13 EST
From:         jcs <GE777009@BROWNVM.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: Modest Request

Jamie says, scratching his head.....,

>>I've been skimming recently, and it's become obvious to me that
>>I have not been able to sort out the new cast of characters.
>>Here's my problem.
>>I don't want to embarass myself. It is perfectly clear that some
>>new morons have signed on, but also that not all the newcomers
>>are morons.
>
>>If you have signed on recently, please send something in the next couple
>>of days that clearly indicates your intelligence. If you are one of the
>>morons, send something moronic. If you are not a moron, send something
>>intelligent.
>

Maybe we could get the newcomers (and others) to answer a few questions
that will determine their place on the list food chain.

1. Do you do crossword puzzles (fill in the blank)
   a. permanant marker
   b. invisable ink
   c. blood
   d. pencil
   e. i don't do crossword puzzles

2. My SAT score was (Fill in the blank)
   a. top 10%
   b. top 20%
   c. top 50%
   d. SAT scores are hardly an indication of how smart you are
   e. I don't test well

3. What kind of shoes are you wearing today?
   a. sneakers  (specify kind)
   b. fuzzy slippers
   c. military boots, spit shined
   d. loafers made from fine carinthian leather
   e. 5" spiked heel red patent leather pumps
   f. I don't wear shoes


4. My idol is (fill in the blank)
   a. Al Haig because ______________________________________________________
   b. Rev. Al Sharpton because______________________________________________
   c. Al Bundy because _____________________________________________________
   d. Al Greenspan because__________________________________________________
   e. Ali McGraw because____________________________________________________

5. If i could be anyone i would be (fill in the blank)
   a. Pat Buchanan because__________________________________________________
   b. Patty Hearst because__________________________________________________
   c. Pat from Saturday Night Live because__________________________________
   d. Patrick Kennedy because_______________________________________________
   f. Patsy Cline because___________________________________________________

6. If you won 10 million $ in publisher's Clearing House you would:
   a. feed the homeless
   b. house the hungry
   c. give it all away to the catholic church so they can buy more art
   d. stuff it into 10 million mattesses and bury it in the yard.
   e. pay off your ivy league college debt
   f. buy a submarine/big gun/bomber and scare the shit out of people

7. I do this for a living (fill in the blank)
   a. teach
   b. learn
   c. party
   d. piss off others
   e. feed off other's fears
   f. run a copier and take dictation
   g. waitress
   h. I don't have a job, i just hang out and smoke cigarette butts

8. For Fun i like to (fill in the blank)
  a. go to the mall and trip people on the escalator
  b. steal books from the library
  c. piss off others
  d. waitress
  e. hang around the department of moter vehicles
  f. I don't have fun

Send all questionaires back to me, i'll tally up the results and present
the president with a comprehensive food chain agenda that should be helpful
in figuring out the pecking order around here.

jenna list dishwasher.
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