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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Date: 14 Apr 92 12:11:48 -0600

In article <45346@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} }|> }|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
} }|> }|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
} }|> }|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
} }|> }|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
} }|> }|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
} }|> }|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
} }|> }|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
} }|> }|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
} }|> }|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet  
} }|Dancers Too!
} }|> }|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
} }|> }|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
} }|> }|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
} }|> }|respond to him.
} }|> }Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think I'm In 
} }|> }	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
} }|> Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
} }|azeena @!$ well I don't want you anymore!!! 
} }Jos aka But ... But ... Does That Mean The Wedding's Off Then? *sob* 
} Jester aka yes, it is
Phil aka what a pity!  I was looking forward to stealing me a bride!
 
} }ps. You should get yourself an aka license, this `@!$' thingie looks  
horrible!
} pps just mail me you harlots
ppps I think that this (p^n)s thing has possibility to calm those who don't 
	like aka's!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:19:05 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44219
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists AfterWard! Raw!
]Dan aka Yes!  With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me again????
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From: djohnson@dion.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 17:28:52 GMT
Article-I.D.: dion.DJOHNSON.92Apr9122852
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 7 Apr 92 09:46:49 GMTLines: 31

In article <2543@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.In article <MORJENS.92Apr7081159@vipunen.hut.fi> morjens@vipunen.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:
.|In article <2540@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.|>|.|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
.|>|.|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
.|>|.|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.|>|.|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
.|>|.|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
.|>|.|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
.|>|.|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
.|>|.|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
.|>|.|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
.|>|.|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
.|>|.|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
.|>|.|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
.|>|.|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
.|>|.Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists AfterWard! Raw!
.|>|Dan aka Yes!  With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
.|>Jos aka Hmmmm ... Sounds Wonderful! And A Drip Of Tobasco Sauce! Just A
.|	>Drip, And ... <thud> (dammit ...here feet! come here! I ... AaargHH!!)
.| Morjens aka the BBC would like to apologize for that posting. It is not the 
>|.>>> habit of the BBC to make jokes about such words as *feet*.
.Jos aka My F**t Would Like To Apologize For The Previous Posting. They Hereby
	.Solemnly Swear That They've Got Nothin' To Do With The BBC Or Any
	.Other Bicycle Pump Centre Whatsoever And <thud> .... (sigh ...)
Dan aka I would like to apologize for the previous post (my f**t are
	absent at the moment, but they requested that I post in their
	stead).  May it heretofore be known that my f**t are in no way
	related to the BBC, Jos Horsmeier, and that they never even
	saw the fish and even if they had, they certainly wouldn't
	have named it 'Jerry'.
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:25:39 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>]>}>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>]>}>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>]>}>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>]>}>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>]>}>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>]>}>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>]>}>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>]>}>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
>]>}>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>]>}>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>]>}>|Jester aka this looks like fun
>]>}>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
>]>}Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
>]>Jester aka we can napalm your university
>]Kevin Phillips Bong aka oh yes please. Make sure you hit the CS Dept.
>Jester aka I don't do requests for non-aka'rs
Eccles aka Ah, in this case, can we make an exception?  


******************************
*There's a smile on my face, *
*For the whole human race.   *
*Its almost like being insane*
******************************
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:30:37 GMT
Article-I.D.: cayenne.DJOHNSON.92Apr9173037
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of 7 Apr 92 15:21:06 GMTLines: 32

In article <44221@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.].]>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
.].]>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
.].]>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
.].]>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
.].]>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
.].]>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
.].]>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
.].]>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
.].]>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
.].]>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
.].]>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
.].]>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
.].]>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
.].]Dugger aka exactly, you bunch of stuck up aka-snobs!!  :P
.].Jester aka what have you dug anyway?
.]Dan aka A small hole.  Ooops.  you weren't asking me.  Sorry.
.Jester aka silly you, we'll have to torture you now, drop your shorts *GORN*
Dan aka ARRRGGGG!!!!  OWIE OWIE OWIE  AAGGGG!!!  THE PAIN!!!  ARRRRRRRGGGG!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
From: djohnson@perdita.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 12 Apr 92 15:15:11
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: phygod72@nic.gac.edu's message of 10 Apr 92 11:15:01 -0600Lines: 29

In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
.In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
.} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
.(Jennifer Landry) writes:
.} 
.} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
.} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
.} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
.} >and Jester.. 
.} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
.} 
.}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
.} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
.} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... *sob*...
.} Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to the
.} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
.} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you want...
.} *sob*...
.} 
.} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
.} 
.} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, young
.} man!!!!! *sob*... 

.purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's scores?.
.(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)

.Phil aka my mind is a blank
Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
From: azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: re:marrage
Date: 6 Apr 92 16:17:02 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr6.101704.651


Well lets see we can go to england for our honeymoon and see where they  
filmed the monty pithon films.  ammm a day well how about the 3rd day of  
the 3rd month.  Ring I think a nice small ring with no adornments would  
do.  whatever you want will do.  Hey I am not picky it can be even made   
out of gum wrappers for all I care.  It is the symbolism that is  
important.
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 15 Apr 92 16:24:58 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45555
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <ins450m.702955669@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au} ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
}
}>].|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>].|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>].|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
}>].|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>].|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>].|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>].|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>].|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>].|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}>].|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
}>].|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
}>].|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
}>].|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
}>].Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
}>]. Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
}>]Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
}>Jester aka eat me??? but I'm not kosher
}Eccles aka That's ok I don't play the bagpipes...
Jester aka what does that have to do with tea in china?
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From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 12 Apr 92 18:38:39 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Apr12.130455.809@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@quince.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
|In article <44990@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
|> }|].].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
|> }|].].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
|> }|].].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
|> }|].].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
|> }|].].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
|License! *Laarg*!
|> }|].].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
|> }|].].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
|> }|].].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
|> }|].].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming  
|pit of Christian Scientists?
|> }|].].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists  
|AfterWard! Raw!
|> }|].]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
|> }|].Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me  
|again????
|> }|]Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with  
|cayenne.
|> }|Jester aka, but I WANTED Horsemier sause!!!!!!!
|> }Jos aka Sorry, I Just Sold The Last Can Of Horsemier Sauce To That Old  
|Lady.
|> Jester aka how could you do the to me Jos??? I love you man!!!
|azeena @$! and to think I thought you loved me!!
Jos aka No! He loves ME! ME! D'ya Hear! And Especially My Exquisite Dandruff!
        (sniff) I Am Lovely ... Just Ask My Dead Dentist ... (sniff)
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: nope...
Keywords: funny
Date: 5 Apr 92 02:17:25 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>}morale@vccsouth07.its.rpi.edu (Enrique Morales) writes:
>}>Enrique
>}>aka juggler
>}
>}Has this man applied for aka permission??? Or his he a rogue aka?

>nope, nope, nope, nope he hasn't, lets go an kill him

>}Eccles aka Hands up and don't move
>Jester aka we are taking you in!!!
Eccles aka I've been taken in. I've done 10,000 miles
From: v144mcgs@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Sanny)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Monty Python for real
Date: 16 Apr 92 22:56:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <i0iaJB1w164w@bluemoon.rn.com>, dougger@bluemoon.rn.com (Doug Stevenson) writes...
>
>	(SHIT DELETED)
> 
>What ever happened to Monty Python?  This shit isn't Python!
> 
>What we need are two new groups - alt.idiot.stupid-akas
>                            and - alt.waste.list-adding
>Doug
> 
>ProLine:  dougs@pro-tcc
>Internet: dougs@pro-tcc.cts.com   or   dougger@bluemoon.rn.com
>UUCP:     crash!pro-tcc!dougs
>ARPA:     crash!pro-tcc!dougs@nosc.mil

Yeah! I second it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any others?
From: oconnenr@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Sigh
Date: 17 Apr 92 03:22:23 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire






	Sigh
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 8 Apr 92 16:12:54 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr8.101255.690

} ]|>|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
} ]|>|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
} ]|>|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
} ]|>|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
} ]|>|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
} ]|>|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
} ]|>|]Eccles aka NO.
} ]|>|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
} ]|>Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet Dancers Too
} ]|Does anybody actually enjoy this sort of thing?
} ]|Please, gentlemen : Get a life!
} ]Jos aka Does Anyone Have A Good Second Hand Life For Sale? Not Too Smelly Pl
} Jester aka what's a life anyways??? can you sell it??? is it expensive???
Phil aka Three. A lot, really.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:46:56 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

}>]|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
}>]|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
}>]|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}>]|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
}>]|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
}>]|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
}>]|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
}>]|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
}>]|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
}>]|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?  *auphf!*
}>]|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
}>]|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
}>]|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming pit of Christian Scientists?
}>]Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists AfterWard! Raw!
}>Jester aka he can't eat my grandmother
}Eccles aka Why not?
Jester aka she's not dead yet
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka's
From: vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU (Ron Heeb)
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 23:20:30 GMT
Reply-To: vectr01v@VAX.CSUN.EDU
Organization: Cal State Northridge

In article <45419@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.140354.898@gacvx2.gac.edu} azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
>}
>}ok I guess I have to ask what the purpose of an aka is? and two is it true  
>}that all I have to do is mail Jester a stupid letter? Well if all he wants  
>}is mail I am more than willing to send him mail.  What does that mail have  
>}to contain in order to get an aka? Saying that I will marry him again or  
>}complete and utter silliness or what?  So what exactly do you want in this  
>}letter?  Some pleasantries or sillieness or skits or what?  I want to  
>}know..
>
>well, just a little letter asking for legal permission, no sex, no
>promises, no blackmail, but a nice little skit or story would be
>nice. and no no marrying me.........
>
>}azeena @$! not really I just like to defy authority, but if you will stop  
>}picking on my fake aka then maybe I might get a real one.
>Jester aka I've never picked on you
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don't do it...its beneath you...no, no...over there...in a box...

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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka? (Yes! Definitely!)
Date: 15 Apr 92 15:16:47 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45535
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr14.195243.930@gacvx2.gac.edu} robynn1@hotspur.gac.edu (Robyn Ness) writes:
}In article <45343@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
}> }|}|.|]|]>|}}}>-enrique aka juggler
}> }|}|.|]|]>|}}}Eccles aka What?
}> }|}|.|]|]>|}}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
}> }|}|.|]|]>|}Jester aka it is?????
}> }|}|.|]|]>|Phil aka just ask the horse!!!
}> }|}|.|]|]>Jos aka Did Anyone Call Me?
}> }|}|.|]|]Eccles aka NO.
}> }|}|.|]|Jester aka why not, jos is my hero
}> }|}|.|]Jos aka Yes! And I'm Wearing Two TuTus, 'Cause I Am Two Ballet  
}Dancers Too!
}> }|}|.|Jester aka Jos is two mints in one!!!
}> }|}|.Jos aka *Blush* ... You're Too Kind, Sweetie Pie ...
}> }|}|Dan aka Come to think it, I always that double fresh feeling when I
}> }|}|respond to him.
}> }|}Jos aka Yeah! Said Thing Is, He's Marrying Someone Else, I Think I'm  
}In 
}> }|}	Love With His Wisdom-Teeth!
}> }|Jester aka I can marry who I want, and I want all of you!!!!!!!
}> }Jos aka Sorry, I'm already Married To A Bag Full Of Smelly Herring  
}Tails, But
}> }	We Cann Always Arrange Some Secret Rendez Vous, Somewhere  
}Romantic,
}> }	Like In A Litter Bin ... Know What I Mean, Wink wink, Nudge Nudge?
}> Jester aka damn, no one loves me anymore
}Robyn @#& I love you, Mr. Jester...honest, I do...
Jester aka but would you do bouncy-bouncy with me?????
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sheesh
Date: 12 Apr 92 05:48:27 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

azeena@quince.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:

>Jester writes in alt.overlords
>>what would my girlfriend think.....


>I am mad not!  I mean a girlfreind!  What is this world coming to. Lies,  
>deceit, no respect for the institution of marrage.  I can't take it  
>anymore I can't marry you.  You are too deceitful. You should be punished  
>by the comfy chair! Phil will you take me back?  Oh please!  I don't know  
>why I ever left you.  You are so good and kind and a lot nicer than that  
>lying Jessie.  I will behave from now on, Promise.  I

Why go to Phil. I've got much better knees than he has, even if he has 
got a picture of Dan's knees and one of Jos Hippo's...well you know.

Eccles aka Jester's been busted...
From: wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Keywords: BORING! - SEEN IT!
Date: 14 Apr 92 10:33:09 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando

In article <1992Apr13.184514.862@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
5 kAKAs deleted

Boring - Young Ones (DBA: SEEN IT!)

Tom
From: azeena@quince.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 12 Apr 92 19:04:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.130455.809

In article <44990@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> }|].].|>>}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> }|].].|>>}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> }|].].|>>}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> }|].].|>>}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle.;) )!!
> }|].].|>>}>|Dougger aka So What??
> }|].].|>>}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka  
License! *Laarg*!
> }|].].|>>}Tia aka then why did he add to *our* aka list?.*auphf!*
> }|].].|>>Jester aka cuuz he is a stupid git, a festering gob, a .....
> }|].].|>Tia aka well get rid of him, then!
> }|].].|Eccles aka Why not just make him hang upside down over a steaming  
pit of Christian Scientists?
> }|].].Jos aka Yes! Yes! Yes! And We'll Force Them To Eat The Scientists  
AfterWard! Raw!
> }|].]Dan aka Yes!.With Freshly Ground Pepper and a Sage-Dressing!
> }|].Jester aka my machine is sage, is ths another plot to eat me  
again????
> }|]Dan aka If it'll make you feel better, we can garnish you with  
cayenne.
> }|Jester aka, but I WANTED Horsemier sause!!!!!!!
> }Jos aka Sorry, I Just Sold The Last Can Of Horsemier Sauce To That Old  
Lady.
> Jester aka how could you do the to me Jos??? I love you man!!!
azeena @$! and to think I thought you loved me!!
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 5 Apr 92 01:54:12 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

ure@ee.mu.OZ.AU (dugal ure) writes:

>In article <2508@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>>In article <43174@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
>>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
>>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
>>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
>>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
>>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
>>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
>>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
>>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
>>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
>>|Jester aka this looks like fun
>>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
>Kevin Phillips Bong aka I really don't see how you can stop us
Eccles aka First I'll make Swanston street closed to traffic...
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