HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: adamg@world.std.com (Adam M Gaffin)
Subject: Re: Virtual BBS
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 21:52:57 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.213621.14280@hypnos.bssi.bls.com> dawson@hobbes.bsan.bls.com (Willard Dawson) writes:
>>> 
>>> >It also has built-in support for 4 network types. VirtualNET (It's native
>>> >network and also the most advanced!), FidoNET, WWIVnet/WWIVlink, and UUCP.
>>> >Of these 4 network types, you can run up to 999 networks simultaneously!
>
>I still don't know what you're talking about.  What does it mean to say:
>"You can run up to 999 networks simultaneously." If you're not equating
>"conferences" with "newsgroups," how do you define "network?"  Note that
>the current active file on my news server has more than 900 newsgroups
>for the Usenet alone... and it would likely be more than twice that size
>if we had most of the alt groups defined.
>

No, what he means is "networks." Once, there was Fidonet, and it was good.
Then some people decided it wasn't so good and so formed their own
network.  Rather than re-invent the wheel, they decided to use Fidonet
message protocols, but with their own "node list" (essentially the dialing
directory that is at the heart of Fido technology).  Today, there are
dozens of these Fido-style nets out there.  Some are general-type
networks, like the original Fidonet (i.e., they can carry numerous
conferences or echoes on various unrelated topics); others have several
conferences on specific topics (Any idea what KinkNet is about? :-) ). 
Then there are all the networks that use different message systems, such
as RIME, WWIV and, yes, UUCP.

It is possible to belong to several of these nets at once, and many BBSs
do just that. Depending on the particular network, you might have to add
extra software and do various arcane things to numerous configuration
files, but it's pretty common.
-- 
Adam Gaffin
Middlesex News, Framingham, Mass.
adamg@world.std.com
Voice: (508) 626-3968. Fred the Middlesex News Computer: (508) 872-8461.
From: demosys@gcomm.com (Galacticomm's Demo System)
Newsgroups: alt.bbs
Subject: Re: DOS/USENET
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 16:33:28 EDT
Organization: Galacticomm, Inc.




M{>In article <Byqu5C.q4G@citrus.SAC.CA.US>, eddys@citrus.SAC.CA.US ( St
M{>) writes:

M{>>    I'm not aware of any popular DOS-based BBS software that will im
M{>> Usenet newsgroups directly. However there is a program called UFGAT
M{>> will convert Usenet (read uucp) format messages over to FidoNet com
M{>> message format which can then be imported to the BBS (provided of c
M{>> BBS supports FidoNet). It doubles the amount of processing, time an
M{>> complexity of the system but it can be done.

Hmm... I'm using currently using The Major BBS, and can do it with the
help of UULINK (and a couple of utilities that I wrote  :>  )

#include <std/disclaimer.h>
chrisk@gcomm.com

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>>Email should include the following on
>>the first line of message text>>   MBBS: Arch
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

================ Making Modems work smarter... ================

Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet,rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers,alt.cascade
From: mayor@ee.umanitoba.ca (Cam "You didn't see me!" Mayor)
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Reply-To: mayor@ee.umanitoba.ca
Organization: Elect & Comp Engineering, U of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba,Canada
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 22:42:44 GMT

  Quit mailing this crap to alt.best.of.internet!!!

Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet,alt.flame
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: socks
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 14:36:36 GMT

In article <15DEC199212133647@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov> afdenis@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov (Stephen Dennison) writes:
>In article <92349.193633U27876@uicvm.uic.edu>, <U27876@uicvm.uic.edu> writes...
>>Try putting a sock over your cat's head for a couple of minutes.  It doesn't
>> know where the hell it's at, and it just sits there.
>
>.. thus, it does a perfect imitation of a freshman at UIC !
>
>-- Stephen
>
>	My .sig generator is shooting blanks these days.


-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: nothin' much
Date: 19 Dec 1992 02:42:29 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>Oh, I KNOW you do...just look at what you've taught me...
>>
>>>Lisa aka what does this have to do with Python?
>>Ratboy aka Enough, dear...enough...
>Lisa aka I bet you say that to *all* the ratgirls
Ratboy aka Sure do...but this is the only time I MEANT it.






Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: Gina aka what a babe..
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 15:09:35 GMT

Jester (jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu) wrote:
> Incidently i got real pics of Gina in the mail today....

> wowowowoweeee!! what a babe..especially the pic in the 
> black strapless dress. ....who knows..for the right
> price..i might forge copies and sell them for
> a ludicrous price.....

> Jester aka we now return you to hype radio......

Well, I don't want any!  Not after she broke my heart by standing me
up in Muncie... she'd have to beg me to look at pictures of her!

Ummm... how ludicrous a price?

Tool of Satan aka chivalry isn't dead, but it was coughing up blood
last night
From: Jester@f20.n3603.z1.FIDONET.ORG (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: And now for a complet
Date: Mon, 07 Dec 92 11:09:11 PDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:3603/20 - Mercury Opus NEC360, St Petersburg FL

From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Date: Sun, 6 Dec 1992 21:09:23 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Message-ID:

--  
Internet: Jester@f20.n3603.z1.FIDONET.ORG
UUCP:     ...!myrddin!tct!mechanic!20!Jester
Note: Mechanic is a free gateway between USENET & FIdonet.
      For information write to chief@mechanic.fidonet.org

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: nothin' much
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 06:45:17 GMT


In a previous article, st923288@pip.cc.brandeis.edu () says:

>"The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine."
>Does that sound paranoid to you?

No, but it sounds awfully familiar.......

*thinking a moment*

Oh, I've got it...Peter Tork said it on an episode of The Monkees


and you thought I didn't watch anything *educational*



Lisa aka what does this have to do with Python?


-- 
                  "But there are dreams that cannot be
                 and there are storms we cannot weather."
                 
                             Herber Kretzmer              
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: fishhook@sage.cc.purdue.edu (steven freeman)
Subject: gorillas
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 11:04:09 GMT

1st:Care for a gorilla?
2nd:No thank you, I'm trying to stop. Here, try a baboon, they're much smoother.









































this space left blank on purposes (whose purpose, I'm not at liberty to say)









Fishhook makes no claims to the origonality of the contents of this package.

Xref: sparky alt.fan.monty-python:9954 alt.comedy.british:2725
From: matt@centerline.com (Matt Landau)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python,alt.comedy.british
Subject: Re: Word Association Sketch
Date: 11 Dec 1992 20:40:54 GMT
Organization: CenterLine Software, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: 140.239.1.32

In <Bz3vx0.DMM@world.std.com> marty@world.std.com (Marty M HaleEvans) writes:
>winalski@adserv.enet.dec.com (Paul S. Winalski) writes:

>>|>right number one two three for the last five years to the memory.  It
>>|>is quite remarkable-breaker Charlie how much the Miller's son so

							      son this so
called while you were out ...

>>|>called while you were out word association immigrants problem
>>|>influences the manner from heaven in which we sleeked car

	       the manna from heaven

>>|>the really well that is surprising partner in crime is that a lot and his
>>|>wife and the lions feeding time we may be c d e-ffectively quite
>        ^^^
>        at 
	 of

> we are even doing it, it is a far far better thing that I do
>>|>then now what's going onward Christian Bernard the famous hearty
>   ^^^^^^^^                               ^^^^^^^
>   now than                               Barnaard
		    going on with

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sricpts!!!!!
Date: 18 Dec 1992 00:32:51 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu
Keywords: please

>Hello Python fans,
>Just as some other guys, I also want the scripts of all the Python movies.
>Please send them to me or this news-net service.
>
>						  Thanks very much
>
>						  Lourens Broere
>						  Wetering Oost 11a
>						  2941 LD LEKKERKERK
>						  HOLLAND
>
>						  *ekki f'tang*
       
Helly you Nutty Pythoners [TM] you!
Like everyone else in alt.fan.warlord I would like the scripts of ever movie
made between 1947 and the fall of the Berlin Wall...and the movies of Ernest
Borgnine....not to mention a little piece over in Knightsbridge...that is where
you live, isn't it Lisa?

                                                  Merci beaucoup

                       				  Ratboy
						  'Scotting
 						  Texas

              					  *It.*


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: NO-body expects the Spanish Inqui.......er....Jester
Date: 12 Dec 92 00:46:46 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <Bz2Ixo.3M4@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>>leather aka but i won't admit to anything
>>>Jester aka you never would..even after our one-nite stand.....
>>Well, Leather, it's nice to know we share the same taste in "men",
>>isn't it? Be careful of this one--'e will break your 'eart, if you've
>>got one.
> 
> I will not.... I only have as many women as I have fingers on
> my right hand.
> 
>>Gina aka I should know, he did me
> Jester aka did not..you would not pay for a plane ticket....
Gina aka I would've if I'd had 1) the time to fly to see you, my love,
and 2) the money to pay for the ticket (you forgot to pay me again)
> -- 
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
> political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
> apathy in the world today, and most importantly have some well earned fun.  
> Read all about us on alt.overlords or e-mail : jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SPAM
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 14 Dec 92 01:01:55
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu's message of Fri, 11 Dec 1992 17:08:43 GMTLines: 70

In article <1992Dec11.170843.3763@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
.djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu  writes:
.> In article <1992Dec10.172025.6623@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) yellows:
.> .s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
.> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
.> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
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.> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
.> .> 	SPAMIPAMSPAM	    SPAMDONTSPAM
.> .> 	SPAMLIKESPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
.> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
.> .> 	SPAMMIKESPAM	    SPAMPALINPAM
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.> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
.> .>
.> .> 		THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SPAM..
.> .> 			ANY QUESTIONS?
.> .>
.> .Yes, why is my brain shaped like an "I"?
.>
.> Ooo!!! You'd like to know that, now wouldn't you?  Well, we won't have
.> that sorta question 'ere!  Nope, we don't like your kind!  In fact, if
.> you don't get your lousy, question-askin', barfpile corpse outta here,
.> we're gonna GIVE YOU FLOWERS!  Be off, then!

.No.  You wouldn't dare...You can't be that cruel...not FLOWERS!
.ohgodpleasenottheflowersIcan'tstandflowers...roses,pansies,daffodills,snap-
.dragons,pagonias,Africanviolets,thelarch,themightyScotspine,thefir,the
.limpingrudetreeofNigeria....
.I...I...I never wanted my brain shaped like an "I."  I just wanted a brain
.shaped like, like, like GINA

Well, yer to late!  I stopped over at the FLORIST today and...and...AND!!!

		            _ 	 _
		           ( )	( )
		       	   //____\\
      a flower ->  WW     |        |
		    \<>   |  6  6  |	    _______
		   <>\    | \____/ | 	 __/	   \_
        	      \__  \__ 	  /    _/      __    \____
          a dan ->    (_ \__\  	  \___/	 \ \__/  \_       \____//
 	                \____\            \ \      / /         /
       	       	       	      \__\ \_____/| |     / / \___\ \_/	 _   /
   \    	                 | |   \ / /   	  | | |  | \ \	  \ //\
____\\/__\/_________._.\//______(__)__._(__)_____(__)_)_(__(__)___o\/____




.> .Eric aka the brain contortionist
.>
.> Dan aka My brain is shaped like aluminum siding, but I usually keep it
.> in the cupboard, so you can't see it.
.Eric aka I already know what aluminum siding looks like, and I'm lookin' at
.some Right Now.

Dan aka Oh bugger!  It's gotten loose again!  See if you can get it to
stay for tea...I'll be over there with a net as soon as I can get my
head un-stuck.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: fishhook@sage.cc.purdue.edu (steven freeman)
Subject: a response to a mister not-john-cleese-but-formula409
Rganization: Intrigueing(sp) concept...but I don't trust it... 
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 11:18:31 GMT

 So mister not-john-cleese-but-formula409, If that is in fact your REAL name

Tell us more about this terribly interesting sounding mailing list you have
 
started about the wonderful actor Jeffery Jones...


Oh yes...Don't think for a minute that you fooled us...we know youre really
John Cheese..er..Cleese....

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: I aM NOT JESTER
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 23:11:42 GMT

>>>>i wANT tO TeLL yOu How MUcH Of A Pain It Is TYpe LikE
>>>>THIs FoR PorLONgeD PerIOds oF tIME.
>>>>Jester aka brightening your day with another useless post
>>>You look like you're drunk on a MUD...
>>I am not..I don't drink..ever.....
>Yea. Right. What's in the bag, then?

just a little coca-cola......really....

>>>...man...I need a life...
>>you think you need a life...........
>Well, ummm...I said that...

my life is so bad..........

>>>Ratboy aka Who?
>>Jester aka Gina naked in bed with her legs spread wide?
>Ratboy aka Ahhh...the memories--
>   SHHH! Here comes Lisa!
>   ...Umm...yea...how about them Bears??
>   ...umm..nice weather...
Jester aka sex?
-- 
Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
political, environmental, and social discussions. Buck the growing trend of 
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth)
Subject: Re: i AM john cleese
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 21:40:40 GMT

mlandaue@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael C Landauer) writes:
> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
> 
> 
> >you silly fools.  how could you be so silly as to believe me?  why,
> >i'm not even a man!
> 
> I didn't believe you because I'm John Cleese.
> 
> -- 
> Mike Landauer
> signature file
> 
   i thought you didn't believe me beacuse you've seen me naked.  ah,
well, i guess i have you confused with someone else.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Get fucked. Was: Re: Git (was re: Et in Arcadia ego)
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:28:39 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

shindle@ocf.berkeley.edu (Richard Michael Shindle) writes:

>Now, I've noticed a tendency for this email to get rather vulgar. Now I do
>my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting
>vulgar. Those last two post I read got very vulgart indeed, and that last
>one about the git was even more vulgar. Now, nobody likes a good swear
>more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes
>and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it most people like a good swear
>more than I do. But that's besides the point. Now let's have a good clean
>healthy outdoor post. Get some air into your lungs. Ten, nine, eight and
>all that.

Sorry, I fucked up.

>-- 
>It's not love, it's deep seated neurosis. Don't confuse the two.
Is it just *ejaculation* or is it *orgasm* ?
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hehehhehe. Me happy.
Date: 12 Dec 92 04:08:08 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

damiene@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Eccles) writes:
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>since when does eccie get his picture in a MP book???
>I'm becoming known, its quite obvious.
>Actually I found one of my old .sigs in a quote file, attributed
>to me.... this is a worry.

very worried..i might get scared........

>><Jester beats Simon>
>Stop that, he enjoys that more.
<Jester beats eccles>

>>>mnSio... the happy little goblin.
>>Jester aka the goblin slayer...
>Eccles aka Blue Dragon
Jester aka arrow of dragon-slaying
-- 
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Subject: Re: It's Christmas in Heaven
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 14 Dec 92 19:43:50
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu's message of 14 Dec 1992 02:11:33 GMTLines: 37

In article <1ggqglINNp84@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) breaks into song:

.thank you so much for the special christmas greetings.

Indeed!  It was very nice of you!  Thunks several muches!

.of course i won't be going to heaven but the sentiment was nice.

Me niether.  Maybe I'll see you in Denny's.

.leather aka fa la la la <thud>

Dan aka No no, you're flat on the G!  Try it again... Fa la la


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      ___/       \_____/ \_  \__/__/  __/     \________/   \/ |   |
		  	   \_________/	        /   /         |   |
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			   /           /  \      \/    	            __
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From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SCRIPTS
Date: 21 Dec 92 00:46:32 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

IO10702@MAINE.MAINE.EDU writes:

>I heard tell of an FTP site that had various screenplays
>such as The Holy Grail and The Life of Brian.
>Does anyone out here have that address?

No!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

>Thanks.
You're welcome.

>E-Mail would be fine.
So would a blow to the head.

>-Merv
James aka What am I supposed to do with half a wall wottled?
From: mfc1493@tamsun.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: nothin' much
Date: 18 Dec 1992 01:26:57 -0600
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: tamsun.tamu.edu

>>"The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine."
>>Does that sound paranoid to you?
>No, but it sounds awfully familiar.......
>*thinking a moment*
>Oh, I've got it...Peter Tork said it on an episode of The Monkees
>and you thought I didn't watch anything *educational*

Oh, I KNOW you do...just look at what you've taught me...

>Lisa aka what does this have to do with Python?
Ratboy aka Enough, dear...enough...
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: SPAM
Date: 12 Dec 92 00:59:41 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Dec11.170843.3763@news.unomaha.edu>, werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu  writes:
>> In article <1992Dec10.172025.6623@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) yellows:
>> .s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
>> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
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>> .> 		THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SPAM..
>> .> 			ANY QUESTIONS?
>> .>
>> .Yes, why is my brain shaped like an "I"?
>> 
>> Ooo!!! You'd like to know that, now wouldn't you?  Well, we won't have
>> that sorta question 'ere!  Nope, we don't like your kind!  In fact, if
>> you don't get your lousy, question-askin', barfpile corpse outta here,
>> we're gonna GIVE YOU FLOWERS!  Be off, then!
> 
> No.  You wouldn't dare...You can't be that cruel...not FLOWERS!
> ohgodpleasenottheflowersIcan'tstandflowers...roses,pansies,daffodills,snap-
> dragons,pagonias,Africanviolets,thelarch,themightyScotspine,thefir,the
> limpingrudetreeofNigeria....
> I...I...I never wanted my brain shaped like an "I."  I just wanted a brain
> shaped like, like, like GINA

Would a Gina shaped like Gina be good enough for you? I can offer you
that, if Jester does not disagree (not that his opinion dictates my
life or anything; I won't have a dick-tator ruling me).

>> 
>> .Eric aka the brain contortionist 
>> 
>> Dan aka My brain is shaped like aluminum siding, but I usually keep it
>> in the cupboard, so you can't see it.
> 
> Eric aka I already know what aluminum siding looks like, and I'm lookin' at
> some Right Now.

Gina aka but I look better than aluminum siding, even when its new
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