HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Connection Machine posters 
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 23:11:52 GMT

In alt.folklore.computers, iisakkil@lk-hp-20.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila) writes:

>pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:
>>Speaking of which - can somebody post a gif or jpeg of the CM-5 poster?
>Or any pictures of old iron or otherwise interesting hardware? They're
>pretty hard to come by, if you weren't born in a machine room.
>    -- "Once saw a rack cabin that used to contain an 11/780"
>--
>Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software

Turn about is fair play - 1 point for me.

-- 
"At least noone[sic] has
 ever wasted more than
 *two* lines quoting *me*"
  - A[n almost] Haiku by The Meach  (With editing by C Squared and Rich)
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Personal message for 'doc'
Date: 11 Oct 92 20:56:25 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego


 In alt.folklore.urban:

In article <1992Oct11.020407.27910@geovision.gvc.com>, pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:

  [miscellaneous ranting deleted. Go read the thread for the whole
sordid story]
>
>Looks like you should have taken the easy way out, and apologized.  I'd
>still settle for that, but if I have to go any higher...
>
>-- 
>Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
>(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
>I used to homebrew computers, now I homebrew beer.  Is this progress?

Well, there's a point. More, if you count the multiple addresses and
the homebrew reference . . .

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (OTOH, it's not exactly on topic for afu . . .)
-- 
"Am I a drunken loon? Whoo! Whoo!"        | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
     -- David Letterman                   |  [Not a UCSD employee]
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: Triple Your Pleasure, Triple Your Fun...
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 00:07:22 GMT

In article <Bw30GJ.JzB@acsu.buffalo.edu> meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:
>
>In alt, <13160@glenn>, glenn@Software.Mitel.COM (Glenn Thrower), who, alas
>does not own an Amiga, gives us his monogram instead:
>>--
>>  [deleted in the interests of good taste]
>>  [good taste?  In THIS group?  That would be a first!]
>>
>A late entry from our neighbors to the north!  
>
>bah.   (rheal. . . can't you control your fellow ontarians. . .eh?)

Heck, you can't even control BUFFALO.EDU, you expect me to control
our competitors down the road?  Maybe we can blame Paul for this . . .

>Now you see what happened when we let in the Anglais.  Sheesh.

That's "les Anglais".  Sheesh toi-me^me!

>--
>                        __________  __o __o __o
>                      __________   -\<,-\<,-\<,
>                       ..........(_)/---/---/(_)..
>
>    The Rhealist, The Meach, and rachel  . . . off to conquer new worlds!
>                  But which is whom, and who is which?
> meachem@astro.ca-=*=-nadeau@acsu.arizona.edu-=*=-rperkins@bnr.as.buffalo.edu
> bicycle, bicycle...i like to ride my bicycle, i like to ride my bike - Queen

Aw, isn't that, isn't that, well frankly, isn't that awful?  Great work
everyone!  Now, let me take it out for a spin and see how it rides:

                        __________  __o __o __o
                      __________   -\<,-\<,-\<,
                       ..........(_)/---/---/(_)..

    The Rhealist, The Meach, and rachel  . . . off to conquer new worlds!
                  But which is whom, and who is which?
 meachem@astro.ca-=*=-nadeau@acsu.arizona.edu-=*=-rperkins@bnr.as.buffalo.edu
 bicycle, bicycle...i like to ride my bicycle, i like to ride my bike - Queen

Ah yes, *much* better.  And the music is a big improvement too!
From: johny@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Lord Yak Da Hairy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [rec.games.pinball] Re: Questions
Keywords: Coils, self-test
Date: 7 Oct 92 13:21:52 GMT
Organization: The Devastating Rear Shot, Inc.

In article <BvpK27.Fn0@acsu.buffalo.edu> v051r9bf@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (When will Mergle EVER shut up?) writes:
- - - - - - - CLIP AND SAVE (IF YOU HAVE 8-BIT-NO-PARITY SCISSORS) - - - - - -
>Assume Dan Quayle was the head of R+D for Crayola.          +-----------------+
 Who would spell colors like 'yellow' and 'indigo'?          | What a shanker  |
------------------------------------------------------------ | that Mergle is. |
>Suppose your toaster was God.                               +-----------------+
 Do you think it would be satisfied with just ANY waffle???  +-----------------+
------------------------------------------------------------ | If ifs and buts |
>What if Potsie Weber were a stud?                           | were candy  and |
 Do you think the Fonz would've been jealous?                | nuts,  we'd all |
------------------------------------------------------------ | have  a   great |
>Say all the electrical power in the world was terminated.   |    Christmas    |
 What would Don King's hair look like in a week?             +-----------------+
 _______________________  _________________________________  ________________
 \  Mergle              \ \  V051R9BF@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu \ \ University at \  
  \  46942 Interstate 90 \ \  priester@acsu.buffalo.edu     \ \ Buffalo, N.Y. \
   \  Median, NY  IG055   \ \  wlp@geog.buffalo.edu          \ \    U.S.A.     \
    =======================  =================================  ================
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - VOID  WHERE  PROHIBITED  - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(tm) Mergle Appendages, Unlimited.  |  'We take .sig files to new [low] depths.'

I took the >s out so you could see this 80 column bogosity in all its...
ah... glory. He's right with that comment about new [low] depths, though...

Somebody prohibit this .sig, PLEASE!

-- John Yeates (Lord Yak Da Hairy) ---------------- johny@cogs.susx.ac.uk --
-- ...THIS definitely takes, eats and shits the cake. - allane@unsw.oz.au --
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From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Lawyer Jokes
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 12:40:38 GMT

In rec.humor, rivero@mdcbbs.com (Michael Rivero) signs:

><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>|  Michael Rivero rivero@mdcbbs.com  "Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Animator" |
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>|  "The great masses of people. . .will more easily fall                 |
>|  victims to a big lie than to a small one."                            |
>|                                          --Adolph Hitler               |
>|                                                                        |
>|   "All men are potential rapists, and that's _all_ they are!"          |
>|                                 -- Susan Brownmiller                   |
><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

"All sigs are potential warlording material, in spite of what George McQ
says!"
  -- Paul Tomblin

Middle-aged Mutant I can believe - just look at that border!

-- 
Paul Tomblin
The Meach told me to stop doing it, but I couldn't help myself...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: GGBJ???
In-reply-to: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com's message of Thu, 8 Oct 1992 23:28:26 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University
	<1992Oct8.173752.24146@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>
	<1992Oct8.232826.5622@sj.nec.com>
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 92 21:09:09 EDT

In article <1992Oct8.232826.5622@sj.nec.com> bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987) writes:

>rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. "The Perkster" Perkins) writes:
[it doesn't really matter...]
>Also, I'd like to congratulate you on your amazing self control.
>It takes quite a person to resist making a joke about the name
>"Salvatore A. Buttice".

I've been giving her lessons.

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ?"WeWontWarlordIt"?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    * - GMcQ          *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      |	?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? RSHOLMES@MAILBOX.SYR.EDU ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/	?
From: houk@athena.cs.uga.edu (Joshua Houk)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Two fer one...
Date: 14 Oct 92 23:09:07 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

Okay, y'all - I'm saving the worst for last...


------------------------------------------------------------------------
                      |   __ Austria          
  ___  Switzerland ____\_/  \___ __/              Davide 
     \_     __    /             \   Slovenia      Bernasconi
       \ __/  \__/      Venice __| ___---         
France  |       * Como       +/~~\|\          
        |       +            /~~~~~~| Croatia    
        |        Milan       /~~~~~~|           
        \    ______          \~~~~~~~\         bernasco@ghost.sm.dsi.unimi.it 
       ___\_/~~~~~~\  +       \~~~~~~~\       
  ----/~~~~~~~~~~~~~\  Florence\~~~~~~~\      
~~~~~ Medit. Sea ~~~~\          \~~~~~~~\     
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\  Italy   \~~~~~~~\    
Autore Massimi Manghi (grazie)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Yeah - that's chintzy enough (but you gotta admit it's decent for ascii),
but this one is so retchedly horrid.... ugh!



			Thanks in advance,
					  Mathew
-- 




	Wayne's World, Wayne's World, Party Time, Excellent!

        Party on Dudes! - Bill and Ted


		C9036991@wombat.newcastle.edu.au
		
			      OR

	            	C9036991@idiot.at.home
	
		Just call me Mathew or BG
	

Any guesses as to what the BG stands for? :)

Joshua H.
-- 
houk@athena.cs.uga.edu * email for rockin' indie-list info!
These are the greatest years of my life.  - The Fall
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Clemens for Gonzalez?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 20:43:14 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.172841.17867@wam.umd.edu> giant@next02wor.wam.umd.edu (Soul Doctor) writes:


">" removed b/c they are also part of his sig.....

--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>--Chris             /\  What I'm listening to:                 <   
>giant@wam.umd.edu   \/                                         <
>                    /\   'Soul Doctor' - Foreigner             <               
>   Go Yankees!!     \/    The Best of...and Beyond             <           
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i guess this isnt THAT exceptional, excet for the fact that he is ADMITTING
listening to foreigner. obvious maryland joke deleted.


--
Rob Dobson              University of Virginia Music Library
"Anything that starts with Ellington ends with an assassination attempt
on the Fuhrer!" --SS-Sturmbannfuhrer Hans Reinhardt, July 1944
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dimmen@hsr.no (Kjetil Dimmen)
Subject: Re: Yet more civilization questions
Organization: Rogaland University Centre
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 17:53:00 GMT

In article <BXJBsB7w165w@bugend.edvina.se>, ralph@bugend.edvina.se (Staffan Vilcans) writes:
> koren@fc.hp.com (Steve Koren) writes:
> 
>               _#      **MMp     g#00   `N##0"    _agN#0P0N#           _#L
>              g##       jN##    j##F     J##    _dN0"      "          g##L
>            _#]##      _0 ##L  jN##F     ###   g#0"                 _03##L
>           gE_j##      #  0## jF ##F    j##F  j##     ______       gE_j##L
>         _0"""N##     d"  J##L0  ##F    0##   0##     "9##F"     _0"""5##L
>       _gF    ]##    jF    ##0   ##F    ##F   `##k     d##     _gF    j##L
>     _g#_    _j##L__g#__   ]N  _j##L_ _d##L_   `#Nh___g#N'   _g#_    _j##L_
>    `""""    """""'""""'    "  """""" """"""      """""""   `""""    """"""

A piece of art found in comp.sys.amiga.games.
Anyone want to have a go?
-- 
D.
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Schmidt Computer Rankings through 4-Oct
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:02:22 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <1687A921A.CBARNES@tamvm1.tamu.edu> CBARNES@tamvm1.tamu.edu (Chris Barnes) writes:


>      ---------------------------------------------------------
>Chris Barnes            |     Sonny's Yellar Dawg Dixie SH
>cbarnes@tamvm1.tamu.edu |              x
>(409) 846-3273 (home)   |  HR Millercreek's Cash Payoff MH
>(409) 845-4437 (work)   |       (finished MH title at 1992 Nat'l Master)
>                        |
>"dedicated to the       |  7 Hunting Test Titles (1 is a national title)
>  betterment of the     | 32 Field Trial Titles  (8 are national titles)
>  retrieving breeds"    |  6 Confirmation Titles
>                        |
>                        |  These guys should be born today !


TEXAS A&M must ENCOURAGE huge sigs, cause i see lots from them. However,
this is really a new one to me: Bragging about dog bredding results--
EVEN BETTER THAN SAT SCORES!

all those dog titles, this guy must be hung like a bear.

r
From: 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Notorious Toothpaste Skit
Date: 11 Oct 92 13:06:27 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <1992Oct1.235343.10280@uoft02.utoledo.edu> tchihaya@jupiter.cse.utoledo.edu (tyson chihaya) writes:
>Aw common......thats not a bad skit. I've done this skit... even as the last 
>person (yum,yum). Not a bad skit. try the leftover skit. sorta the same thing 
>except it is audience participation. Anything they have on them or in their 
>pockets go into a blender with a bit of ice and water. wallah... 
>soup de jour....
>
> Jim Hobeck          (just using someone elses account)
> e-mail to JamesH@utphya,phya.utoledo.edu
>
>-- 
>
>Tyson Chihaya                                 tchihaya@jupiter.cse.utoledo.edu 
>
>-- Strange beautiful, grass of green, with your majestic silver seas. Your

Yes folks, thanks to our sponsors "iNews", it's Complete-The-Sig time!

Mitch.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Connection Machine posters (was Re: Mean-looking iron: design decision or just cool stuff?)
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 11:46:58 GMT

In alt.folklore.computers, 
clc@kepler.unh.edu (Llamist Lliason) signs:

>-- 
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>| <.sig>::= <address> + <filler>    | Christian Longshore Claiborn, Genius   /
>| <address>::= <name>|<name>+<more> | UNH Resident Computer Science Stud    /
>| <more>::= <name> | <address>      | Available most of the time at:       /
>| <name>::= <initials> | <handle>   | clc@kepler.unh.edu   OR             /
>| <handle>::= <MyDog'sName>         | C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu            /
>| <MyDog'sName>::= <Custer>         | I like fruit cup!  Yumm!          /
>------------------------------------------------------------------------ 

I know I promised the Meech that I'd throttle back a bit, I couldn't resist
this.

He left out:
<filler>::= <borders>|<quote>|<BUAF>|<barphic>|<tab damage>|<none> + <filler>

<quote>::= <self quote>|<rush quote>|<none> + <quote>

Hope I got that right...

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com
(This is not an official opinion/statement of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"AIX: It'll remind you of UNIX" - Geoff Collyer.
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 14 Oct 92 23:01:14 GMT
Organization: University of Arizona, Tucson, AZ

In article <719117840snx@warren.demon.co.uk> leveret@warren.demon.co.uk (Nick Leverton) writes:

>--
>i was included in the survey. in fact, i think i volunteered the information.
>so, stick that in your sig and post it.
>
>leveret@obvious.rejoinders.r.us              Happy now ?                {{J}}

much happier. so much happier that i'll now post two, count 'em TWO sigs for
the price of one. including this nifty new late-model bicycle...


--
                        __________  __o __o __o
                      __________   -\<,-\<,-\<,
                       ..........(_)/---/---/(_)..

    The Rhealist, The Meach, and rachel  . . . off to conquer new worlds!
                  But which is whom, and who is which?
 meachem@astro.ca-=*=-nadeau@acsu.arizona.edu-=*=-rperkins@bnr.as.buffalo.edu
 bicycle, bicycle...i like to ride my bicycle, i like to ride my bike - Queen

bah.
--
		-just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      "Chastity..the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions...."
					-Aldous Huxley
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Dave Winder
Date: 12 Oct 92 17:57:44 GMT
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

>In article <3118@evil.demon.co.uk> satan@evil.demon.co.uk (satan) writes:
[pathetic sig deleted]

>im SURE this must have been warlorded before, but i couldnt resist 

>this muthafucka is BIG, and UGLY too....

And obvious bait - either for us, or for the mindless driveling christians
who like to flame anybody who doesn't agree with them.  You know, people
like "The Rink", and "doc", who give other christians a bad name.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, as if you didn't know...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: TA II: Changed Actress? (No Spoilers)
Followup-To: poster
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 92 01:56:46 GMT

liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (Mistress Elizabeth) writes:

> I said blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
>  blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
> blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

> >sine nomine | debbie martinson
> >like i even listen to the eagles anymore. sheesh.

> Not my fault you have no taste in music.  I suppose you listen to dance music 
> or one of its vomit inducing offshoots?

Well, Liz, I hate to clue you in but, you know, the Eagles broke up
quite some time ago.  I've got nothing against them, mind you, but
I've heard that some people actually like to listen to something NEW
now and then.

Dance Music?  Isn't that an oxymoron?

> ::::::::::::::::::::                                     :::::::::::::::::
>  Liz Stewart      ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Today's Mood
>  liz@wpi.wpi.edu :   "Her mind is Tiffany twisted..."      : she got the
>  lizzie at GNU  ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: IQP blues
> ::::::::::::::::                                             :::::::::::::

Your sig is still ugly and you dressed it funny.

BigDave's got the right idea:

/liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU/h:j

-- 
Kevin
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Tim Curry
Date: 10 Oct 92 00:50:44 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

From rec.arts.animation:

In article <1992Oct8.191201.1@vaxb.acs.unt.edu>, ij59@vaxb.acs.unt.edu writes:

 [ten quoted lines and three original lines deleted]

>
> ________    _______              _         ________     ____
>|______  |  |_____  |            | |       |________|   |____|
>      / /         | |  _  _   _  |  \       ________    ______   _______
>     /  \         | | |_||_| / / |   \     |________|  |____  | |_______|
>    / /\ \   _____| |   ____/ /  | |\ \     ________       / /
>   /_/  \_\ |_______|  |_____/   |_| \/    |________|     /_/
> 
>        |  Nippon no anime wa ichi-ban desu!  Otaku rule!    |
>        |      Hey, man, I _like_ Robotech.  So sue me.      |
>        | Sukotto Miraa/Scott Miller (ij59@vaxb.acs.unt.edu) |

Well. How . . . cute. I guess this means that the Police stole their
cover from Robotech? Or does this say something different? All these
non-English BUAFs look alike to me.

Anyway, apparently feeling somewhat guilty about the 10:13 sig/text
ratio, our buddy ij59, in the space of 21 hours, has shortened it
to:

  [Attribution deleted, since it's also in rec.arts.animation. Seven
quoted lines deleted. Single original line included since it's kind
of amusing, in a non-grammatical way)

>I likes the dream sequences, personally, but not much else.
>
> ________    _______              _
>|______  |  |_____  |            | |    | Nippon no anime wa ichi-ban desu!
>      / /         | |  _  _   _  |  \   |   Hey, man, I _like_ Robotech.
>     /  \         | | |_||_| / / |   \  |----------------------------------
>    / /\ \   _____| |   ____/ /  | |\ \ |   Sukotto Miraa/Scott Miller
>   /_/  \_\ |_______|  |_____/   |_| \/ |      ij59@vaxb.acs.unt.edu
>
>(Note new, smaller .sig.  Am trying to save space.  I miss my old one, though.)

Well, it was a nice thought, but the s/t ratio (now at 1:1) has
actually gone _up_. The BUAF has been edited, I guess, which can't
be all that bad. However, the .sig now stretches out to 79 columns
with the nostalgia-reference.

One question, though: Does Otaka no longer rule?

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (I likes the minimalist external borders, personally, but not
much else.)
-- 
"Am I a drunken loon? Whoo! Whoo!"        | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
     -- David Letterman                   |  [Not a UCSD employee]


-- 
"Am I a drunken loon? Whoo! Whoo!"        | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
     -- David Letterman                   |  [Not a UCSD employee]
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: Jesus vs. Cub Scouts?
Keywords: Cub usa policy faith religion bsa
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 02:06:59 GMT

noykman%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Nathan Dykman) writes:

> [crap deleted]

Excuse us.  You've obviously mistaken us for a 'froup that gives a shit.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: FUNNY JOKES.. FOR A CHANGE
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 20:46:15 GMT

In alt.tasteless.jokes article <00961BC2.559916E0@vms.csd.mu.edu>
 2760carpente@vms.csd.mu.edu writes:
>//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
>Vinny  Carpenter            ! Bang your head against the stage like  :
>(414) 344-6791              !      you never  did before             :
>2760carpente@vms.csd.mu.edu ! Make it ring, make it bleed, make it   :
>P.O.Box 93863               !      really sore                       :
>Milwaukee, WI 53233         ! In a frenzied madness with your leather:       
>                            !      and your spikes                   :
>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ METALLICA RULZ ////////////////////   Whiplash

[Yeesh.  So many possibilities...  should it be "COMPLEEEEETE THAT METALLICA
QUOTE"?  Should it be Karen Carpenter jokes?  Should it be "What the frop
is it with these Wisconsins"?  Definitely shouldn't be border jokes...
Maybe...  Ah!  I know...]

NO, D00D!!1!!  METALICA SUX!!!!1!11!!  

GUN'S & ROSES RUUUULZ!!!11!!1!

-- 
DAVE 'CAPS-LOK IZ KOOL!' SWEENEY  BIGDAVE@TDD.SJ.NEC.COM
almost wrote "THE EAGLEZ RULE!" but thought better of it
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