HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep attends the recitation of Babe Ruth's culture, part VII
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:28:43 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

I can only assume Marilyn will miss the recitation of Babe Ruth's
culture. All for the pest, I suppose. Last time, she had to be wheeled
home in a furnace. In three-part harmony. It was a mess? And the budget
surpus -- with which food was to be purchased for orphans -- well, you
can guess.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cstadgs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr R J Tinsley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful, confession
Date: 23 Nov 1992 13:11:12 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk

cs199aa@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher) says

>Very little beats the satisfaction I receive after doing my laundry.

 ... or a nice, satisfying sh*t!   >:-)

-Bob
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: **BIZARRE LAWS***
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 06:37:16 GMT

cj@sgi.com writes:
)bj159@cleveland.Freenet.Edu writes:
)|It illegal to spit on or in anything not made for that purpose.
)
)This is not a stupid law when you've got an epidemic
)of a disease spread by saliva.  

CONTEST * CONTEST * CONTEST * CONTEST * CONTEST * CONTEST 
				   
			     100 QUATLOOS
				   
			 TO THE FIRST PERSON
				   
		   TO CORRECTLY GUESS WHAT DISEASE
				   
			  CJ GOT FROM SALIVA
				   
		 (BONUS 25 QUATLOOS FOR WHOSE IT IS)

...carasso
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: a style before its time
Date: 17 Nov 1992 18:28:54 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com
Keywords: spot spot spot spot spot spot spot spot spot spot spot spot

In article <1992Nov16.145813.24297@mr.med.ge.com> kohli@aslmr.med.ge.com (Mr. Bad Judgment) writes:
>bristling antenna arrays.

C'est passe', et pas retro.

This Fall it's cable-ready hedgehogs.

				--Blair
				  "The sort of thing one might
				   wear to a weekend in the
				   Giant Red Spot of Jupiter."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: blood
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 22:41:20 GMT

I can't give blood because I'm a diabetic.

Multiple sex partners, ha ha ha.

Mark., what's a sex partner anyway?
gooley@netcom.com
From: jpfrais@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca (jpfrais)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: one line bio
Date: 21 Nov 1992 05:38:05 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

ok, this is JPFRAIS attempt at bizarrity.  go.

Trees hold up the sky.  If we cut down all the trees on earth, the sky will fall and smother us all like a  thick warm blanket falling on a sleeping puppy and 
smothering the very life out of it.  Not that I don't care for animals or am a
psychic weirdo or twisted being, but it's just a good analogy.  If the sky were
to fall because of the fore-mentioned reason, it would droop like a falling 
blanket with the areas of the world where trees were cut down first falling
first.  The large masses of air caught between the falling sky and the ground
would be pushed very quickly toward the areas where the sky is not falling as
quickly.  These tremendous gusts of wind would cause gigantic tidal waves
like the world has never seen.  Another catastrophic aftermath of the     
tremendously strong gusts of wind would be blow-down of all of the remaining
trees in the world.  This, ofcourse, would cause the rest of the sky to drop
extremely quickly.  When the sky hits the ground, there would be a tremendous 
thump, much like that heard when a polarized macrodrop of previously prepared
solution falls into another previously prepared solution, as heard through
a lab audio amplifying piece of machinery.  Please note that it is important
to always wear safety glasses, if you are not a prescribed optical wearer, as
an accident in the lab does not add to the classroom experience.  It is very 
likely that pieces of sky could get lodged between small crevaces in the 
terrain, resulting in possibly devestating results.  Over the course of 
hundreds of years, these small (or maybe even large if such a terrifying
thought can even be comprehended within the human mind) piece of sky could
gradually work their way deeper into the earth.  Many psychological 
researchers believe that the human mind is centred on positive thought.
Man, as a thinking inhabitant of this earth, likes to focus his (or her,
for that matter) thoughts on positive influences in his (or hers, for that
matter) environment.  This is a product of childhood experiences or
the attitude and responses of a child's role-model while growing
and maturing as a  human being.  Trapped pieces of earth caught within
the earth's rock layers, would eventually warm, resulting in catastrophic
geological events.
      
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Whatever happened to Amy S. Kahn?
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 00:32:49 GMT

In article <97614@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
|In article <6827@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
|>gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:

|>>No, I think she was sold at auction, wasn't it? Who won the bidding,
|>>anyway?

|>Carasso got her for 100,000 quatloos (or was it Iraqi Dinars?) and has
|>her tied up in the black windowless van

|Eep!  Carasso did not get me!!!!

Well, in that case, you've missed an experience. And probably wanted to.

|I've been working in a bookstore.

Can you get us discounts on computer nerd books?

|For 2 months I was chained up and bound in leather as part of a window
|display for Madonna's book, _Sex_.
|Now that it has hit the NYTimes Bestseller List, I have been sent home.

So, are you available for the next t.b gathering? We'll be needing 
entertainment and door prizes....


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: Ideas needed: sewing for men
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 22:39:51 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

In article <VH3BuB19w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:

   ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
   > As soon as I saw the subject line, I thought: `Make a tight-fitting
   > transparent gown and matching panties for about one-third the shop
   > price.  Sizes to fit girls aged twelve through seventeen.'
   > 
   > Then again, I suppose you could always take a look at the sewing on view
   > in `Tightly Stitched' Magazine. 

   HAW HAW!@  I GET IT!@
   KEN JOHNSON THINKS CHILD ABUSE IS FUNNY@!@!
   HAW HAW!@  LIKE POTATOE!@

YOU, MATHEW, ARE NO HAIRY DOUCHEBAG!!@

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Minor gl*at
Date: 18 Nov 92 23:38:33 GMT
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5


  My employer, VeriFone, only rents economy cars for its employees.
When I got to the Avis counter early Sunday morning, they were all
out of economy cars, and I got a red Grand Am _with_ a cassette 
player at the economy rental rate.  I have never been "upgraded" to
a car with a cassette player before.

  As a result, I can now inform you that the distance from Golden Gate 
Park to Rocklin is approximately 3/4 of `London Calling', all of the 
Pogues' `Red Roses for Me', plus 1/2 of Rhino's `New Orleans Party 
Classics' compilation.

  -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mark-Jason Dominus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What are the best grad schools for AI?
Date: 17 Nov 92 16:26:49 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: censtad@dumaine.gac.edu's message of 12 Nov 92 01:30:32 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.193033.2256@gacvx2.gac.edu> censtad@dumaine.gac.edu (Christopher B Enstad) writes:
>   The Turing Test is defeatable and outdated

Flunked, did you?
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: djd33237@ih-nxt02 (Denny J D'alelio)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 21:41:34 GMT

cs199aa@uape-13.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher) writes:


>When using a urinal, if there is something floating in the water,
>I try to aim for it. 

The other day I got a full house on one of those urinal poker games

-Denny
From: 002519m@ace.acadiau.ca (KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Questions only Canadians are dumb enough to ponder
Keywords: The newest in an ongoing series
Date: 16 Nov 92 18:36:42 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

Does it take more than one name (item, entry, etc. - I've always been good 
at synonyms) to make up a list?
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Cats
Date: 23 Nov 92 13:43:24 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <9211211418.18@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <1992Nov20.200735.18357@microsoft.com> benth@microsoft.com (Ben) writes:
>>If our cats were people, we could have them declared
>>criminally insane in no time at all.
>
>If my cats were people, I'd have to build an addition onto the house.
>

If cats were people, I would'nt have had to serve that prison sentance.

-- 
|      Andy Cannon       | Sweater, n:                                   |     
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |            A garment worn by a child when its |     
|   Spider Systems Ltd   | mother feels chilly.                          |     
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                     ......And Still the Moon  |
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Warm and Versatile! Women's PILE-LINED CORDUROY JACKET
Date: 23 Nov 1992 17:36:55 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com
Summary: Amazing what a company name and no ZIP-code can get you these days.
Keywords: Mulberry, Teal, Red, Winter White, Charcoal

XXXL Available.

				--Blair
				  "Fashion Values Since 1910"
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: caffiene crash, 11am
Date: 20 Nov 92 22:53:05 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.
In-reply-to: awells@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu's message of 20 Nov 92 16:36:03 GMT

>             Ok, so how many t.b froupers is it gonna take to
>             spring pjf from Leavenworth?


An embarrassing question.
I'm afraid that Rigler, RPwhite and I
were unable to liberate a 
relatively unguarded
pair of windshield wipers 
from a K-Mart protected only 
by
minimum wage earning teenage stock drones 
with semi-automatic weapons
comma
so the chances of breaking
successfully
into a high security prison
and making
off with
pjf
are 
really
rather
poor.

Sorry, Patrick.
Looks like you're
doing that
big,
bad,
prison
thing.

But don't be sad.
Here's some haiku to cheer you up.
Especially for you, and lower case just the way you like it:

	bush's head on a pike
	what were you thinking
	ss attention

	marlin fitzwater
	keeps salesmen far from your door
	better on the grass


-Tom
From: crisper@deeptht.armory.com (Crisper Than Thou)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Corn of Joy and Sorrow
Summary: A phone call....
Date: 22 Nov 92 04:42:45 GMT
Organization: The Armory, Santa Cruz

So I'm at my friends' place and we're watching Big Black on videotape
 (insert sounds of enjoyment, as it was way cool) and when it's over, we're
 playing old fantasy adventure games on their Commodore 64, because it
 still works sometimes and the nostalgia is incredible, and the phone rings.

It's an ex-girlfriend of mine (the second person I ever fell in love with)
 calling from Fresno (of all places) to see how all of her friends who moved
 to Santa Cruz (being, primarily, those of us at the house that night) are
 doing.

She talks to one friend, then the other. Then they hand the phone to me and
 I realize that I don't really have much to say to her. So I make small
 talk and realize that she and I have even less in common now than we did
 three years ago when we were going out. Whoops, make that four years ago.
 Shit, time is going somewhere fast.

Then I remember that I actually DO have something to talk to her about: I
 ask her if she still keeps in touch with her friend Jessica, whose older
 sister was the FIRST person I ever fell in love with. Painful, that. And
 so my ex- says yes, she does keep in touch with Jessica, who is currently
 at the Air Force Academy. I'm greatly encouraged; I ask her if she thinks
 she could find out, from Jessica, where Jessica's sister is. Where could
 I write to her?

She says:
 "Yeah, I'm sure Jessica could get me Amy's address.     <-- ultimate high
  I think Amy got married last year."			 <-- ultimate low

*sigh*

I suppose I really shouldn't be surprised. In fact, I'm NOT. However, it
 still hit me somewhere uncomfortable. I wonder what I'll write to Amy
 about.

"Hi, would you believe I still think about you every day? So, how's the
 hubby? Got any kids yet?"

*sigh*

Last night, I partook of the corn of joy and sorrow-- one big mouthful.
 I still have not told my current girlfriend (the THIRD person I ever fell
 in love with) about the phone call. Or that I'm going to try to get back
 in touch with Amy. Or that I'm planning to visit Fresno in a few weeks....

	--The Elder Dan
	I'm debating whether I should do something to feel guilty about.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu (have clue, will travel)
Subject: Re: Gooley+INSOC+Penii+Erotica=???
Keywords: a, an, the, none, all, some, more, this, is, not, bizarre, spooge
Reply-To: jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu
Organization: The Ghost Of Christmas Past Society
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 01:38:16 GMT


>Look, SCOTT GRAHAM PARKERSON (may I call you SCOTT 
>GRAHAM PARKERSON?) 
Ah, quit poking fun at NCSU's makeshift version of mxrn... it throws 
the From: line through INEWS and regurgitates the Official Username[tm].

Scott's just not been bored enough to bypass it through various means lately.

Besides, his friends call him "Toilet Duck".

>this stuff may buy you something 
>in rec.humor, 

..as if you'd want to buy anything on sale there in the first place...

>but on talk.bizarre it is as tired and
>lonely as a balding monk on a rainy day, 
>looking out across a landscape of radioactive despair,

you've been to our campus?  you just described Burlington Labs... All you 
forgot was the regular sight of EEs plummeting from the 4th floor of Daniels.

(and the X Industries truck pulling up to deliver another package or two 
  to Tim Lowman.)

> biting his nails and shivering as he realises that by morning he 
>will be dead.

Put the monk out on the window ledge, and you'll be right on the money.
NCSU Engineers come with a planned-obsolescence circuit built in these days.
			
--
                         jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu 
          ---------     have clue, will travel.    ---------
  "I am a penis. Worship me."--lead singer of rock band Bicycle Face,
vainly attempting to gain attention of the crowd at the Cat's Cradle
in Chapel Hill, while opening for Mojo Nixon & The Toad Liquors
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shamefilled confession
Date: 19 Nov 92 02:35:33 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Tom Fawcett (tomf@gte.com) wrote:
>> L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058 (lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca) wrote:
>>> I have done it on the roof of a moving bus.
>> I have ruined my knees doing it in elevators.
> I have suffered persistent moss infections from doing it under waterfalls.
> 
> I have risked death and mutilation from predators while doing it at a
> full run on the Serengeti plain.
> 
> I have done it deep inside an unused liquid oxygen tank within NASA's Vehicle
> Assembly Building; backstage in the electrician's booth of the Met during a
> rehearsal of King Lear; underneath the hang of a peat bog on the Isle of Skye
> in a rain storm while goats licked my feet; on the tin roof of a telegrapher's
> shack by the Amazon, the metal so heated by the sun that I had long burns on
> my back for days.


	Are y'all talking about having sex, or taking a dump?












It's REALLY hard to tell which after Carasso's joined in.
--
| D. J. McCarthy                        The moving walkway is now ending;
| dmccart@gomez.intel.com                               please look down.
| ...!intelhf!mipos3!modl01!dmccart
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty)
Subject: plants
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: ignore
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 19:02:47 GMT


--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38512 misc.test:13193 comp.bbs.waffle:4274
From: morpheus@entropy.mcds.com (morpheus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,comp.bbs.waffle
Subject: Re: rot(13) posting
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 17:41:49 EST
Organization: the pickle factory at Langley, Virginia

taz@momad.UUCP (Jon N.) writes:

>       Yeah, and the kids a super-genious.  He runs his own node.  We're
> 	talking future presidential material.

If he can run his own node, he's gotta be smarter than that..


--
morpheus@entropy.mcds.com --
Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?   -qr
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep Takes a Walk on the Wild Side
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 20:13:34 GMT

In article <1ei4n2INNfc0@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <joshua.722113491@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>>bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>>>In article <WqC=QPA@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>>>>"Hey!  Where the fuck are the colored girls?  Am I gonna have to sing
>>>>'Doo dee doo, doo dee doo dee doo doo doo' all by myself, or what?"
>
>>>Doot.
>>>Dedoot.
>>>Dedoot.
>>>Doot-dedoot-doot.
>
>>shouldn't that be
>>doot
>>dedoot
>>doot doot doot-dedoot
>
>No, that's "New York, New York."
>
>				--Blair

    Naww.."New York, New York" is entirely different.  More like

    Dah Dah DaDa Dah
    Dah Dah DaDa Dah
    Dah Dah DaDa Dah
    Dah - 

	"Start sweating the news..."



    - Larry Huntley
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | I'm going to the love-in to sit
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |    and play my bongos in the dirt.
          Beaverton,  OR          |        - "Flower Punk", Frank Zappa
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: phage
Date: 20 Nov 1992 03:28:50 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Nov20.021800.24597@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>i got a lot of bacteriaphage lambda with this last prep i did. i bet they
>are happy too. they want me to lyse them and take their dna. they do. i
>can tell because i have taken electron microscope picts of them right
>before they are lysed and they all have little tiny angstrom wide smiley
>faces. it's the truth and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Great.

So my favorite ex boyfriend is a biochem goob. Do *you* own a bass saxophone?

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: Favorite Two Word Insult...
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 17 Nov 92 00:09:32 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Keywords: Batsuana, Mega-Mass(tm), and egocentric bastiches...

bkeiper@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Bryan S Keiper) writes:

>     How's about Sipphylitic (sp?) yak...

hmmm...not bad...

>     Or Festering Pygmie.

better...

>     Bryan Keiper

THAT'S IT! DON'T CHANGE A THING.

Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: "Hotel California" revisited
Keywords: topical, chuckle, original
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 14:19:26 GMT

 carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
<excoriation of typically unfunny r.h.f post deleted>
>
>AND I THOUGHT BRAD TEMPLEASS HAD NO TASTE.  JEZ.
>
>IF THERE'S ONE CONCEPT I WANT YOU TO WALK AWAY WITH IT IS THIS:
>
>
>		MADDI HAUSMANN = LOSER
>

UNDERSTAND that you are flamming the moderator of rec.humor.funny for not
being funny!@!@!@

-alt.fan.dan-quayle nerd
From: damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Questions only Canadians are dumb enough to ponder
Keywords: The newest in an ongoing series
Date: 18 Nov 92 20:18:02 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

002519m@ace.acadiau.ca (KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL) writes:

>Does it take more than one name (item, entry, etc. - I've always been good 
>at synonyms) to make up a list?

Not in ML, witness:

x::[]  or  x::nil

Not in Prolog, witness:

[x|[]]

better stop saying "witness".
certain people will be in a cold sweat by now.

Damian
damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Writing device drivers
Date: 22 Nov 1992 20:27:14 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

It's an art.  Oh yes it is.

c
cogito ergot sum
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty)
Subject: r. brautigan
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: i like good books
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: read
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 05:32:04 GMT
Expires: sure

i just finished a book and some poems by richard brautigan. there were
actually three in one. Trout Fishing In America, The Pill versus the
Springhill mine disaster, and In Watermellon Sugar. the last one was
exceptionally good. anyone else ever read this?
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: mrx@sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Breaking up is hard to do.
Keywords: Hallmark... When you really don't give a shit, but don't want to look bad by sending a cheap card.
Date: 20 Nov 92 19:18:36 GMT
Organization: the atrocity exhibition

jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu writes:

> Has X Industries been suppling AT&T with neurological warfare devices 
> that cause people to fall for each other, move very far apart and make 
> long-distance calls?

call our 1-800 number, and find out!


		mr x

		reach out and GZZZZT! someone
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A quote looking for a context
Date: 20 Nov 1992 21:07:15 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


"Her CDs are arranged by the colors of the spines; 
start with white, ROYGBIV, black."


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.text.tex