HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: wilcox@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A found riddle!
Date: 7 Apr 92 09:54:02 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAXcluster


 In article <1992Apr3.132729.22404@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu>, rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro) writes:
> In article <1992Apr2.135220.12884@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu> rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro) writes:
>>
>>What's the first number in the English language that uses the letter
>>"A"?
>>
>>
>>Give it a try.
>>I'll post the answer tomorrow.
>>
>>Rob C.
> 
> The correct answer is.... don't peek if you want to figure it out.
> 
> 
> one thousAnd

 
> One hundred and one is incorrect since the correct spelling of 101 is
> one hundred one thus no letter "a" used

It all depends what language you speak, as I said. In American English, 101
/is/ one hundred one, but in UK English, which is what /I/ speak, 101 is most
definitely one hundred and one. As I said, I can't help speaking a different
language to you.

> Hope you enjoyed!
> 
> I have another one I'll post on 4/6.  Enjoy your weekend.
                                  ^^^ We've got to wait till June the 4th? :-)

Ah! Cultural differences. Who'd be without them....
From: sdoki@maxine.wpi.edu (Suresh Doki)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: 1-800 Number in USA for Polish Jokes
Date: 9 Apr 92 18:07:20 GMT
Article-I.D.: wpi.1992Apr9.180720.24060
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute


Shaun makes a feeble attempt:

#Did you hear about the 1-800 number for Polish jokes?  Just dial:
#	1-800-POL-ACKQ
#If you like it, please tell your friends!
#Shaun

You DUMBO! how in the world did you expect anyone to try this number?
There is no 'Q' in the phone alphabet.
you definitely must be a Polack!

Suresh
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thursday, 16 Apr 1992 09:25:50 EDT
From: <LPR100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Lead a horse...

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float
on his back you've really got something.

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Larry Rossi                     | "I screamed for the devil to let me be
LPR100@PSUVM.PSU.EDU            | "I called to the heavens to set me free
Pennsylvania State Univiversity | "Today I prayed for the answer and not one
                                | "Of the gods in the sky would rescue me"
                                |                          -Kansas
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From: oldman@coos.dartmouth.edu (Prakash Das)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Number
Date: 7 Apr 92 17:33:36 GMT
Article-I.D.: dartvax.1992Apr7.173336.25354
Distribution: rec
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

In article <1992Apr7.094838.3863@kth.se> fv@LINK.Physchem.KTH.SE writes:
>In article <1992Apr6.011049.5870@wam.umd.edu>, cheese@next05wor.wam.umd.edu (Jason Steinhorn) writes:
>>In article <SAHMED.92Apr3195111@occs.cs.oberlin.edu>  
>>sahmed@occs.cs.oberlin.edu (Saif Ahmed) writes:
>>> Did any of you figure out what 2^ 99999 is. Well here it is.
>>>   
>>> 
>>>  
>>> 499501046507192253972016382165016795490214569527090845885764636931572 
>>> 
>[1E+15 lines deleted in order to avoid penalty from Mr. President]
>>
>>I really thought the 126th number should have been a 7...I think you  
>>should check on that...
>>
>>Jason
>
>Are there any more of you perverts out there? (Who thinks numbers like 
>this is really funny...)
>Then send me a note and you'll recieve 49990 digits of pi.
>
>Also available:
>  100 digits of pi
>  500 digits of pi
> 1000 digits of pi
>10000 digits of pi
>   50 digits of pi binary
>   50 digits of pi hexadecimally
>
>(This wasn't funny, was it?)
>
>******************************************************
>+-------------------------------------------------------+
>| Fredrik Viklund       To be or not to be,             |
>| FV@Chemstud.kth.se    Thats true.                     |
>+-------------------------------------------------------+

Fredrik,
 
 You might have a candidate. Rick Chappell (chappell@stat.wisc.edu,
Dept of Statistics, Univ. of Wisconsin), answering to my posting here
(my posting was in reaction to the original humorless *number* posting)
has sent me another perverted series of numbers (essentially
computing 9.9999.... ^2).
 
 I think you would be doing him a service, because I have a feeling
that this guy has just gotten introduced to the wondrous world of
numbers.
 
-PD
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: zippy@cs.mcgill.ca (Fotis XIPOLITAKIS)
Subject: Re: Sam Kinison's last words
Organization: SOCS, McGill University, Montreal, Canada
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 18:07:11 GMT

In article <1992Apr11.160531.25908@fcom.cc.utah.edu> knechod@stacc.med.utah.edu (Kevin Nechodom) writes:
>My apologations to anyone offended by my lack of sensitivity.  I
>really got a kick out of the guy.
>
>What were Sam Kinison's last words, right before his fatal car crash?
>
>"AAHH!!  AAHH!  AAAAHHHH-H-H-H-H!!!!"
>
>[Kevin, you're sick!]

What were Jesus Christs last words?

	"AAAHAHAHA AHAA  AHHHH--H-H-H-H-H"

	[picture someone pounding nails into the palms of your hands]

FX

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: thomas@sunshine.Kodak.COM (Thomas Kinsman)
Subject: Re: lots of license plates!
Keywords: sex, drugs, rock-n-roll
Organization: Eastman Kodak Co., Rochester, NY
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 13:38:59 GMT

In article <1992Apr11.201944.27994@wpi.WPI.EDU> sdoki@maxine.wpi.edu (Suresh Doki) writes:
>
>>Could someone post a canonical listing of license plates for me?
[list deleted]

	HOP HOP		; seen on back of a VW rabbit.
	IM LATE		; seen on back of a white VW rabbit.

--
thomas@acadia.kodak.com    Voice: 716/477-2831(w)	     Fax: 716/722-0160
Thomas B. Kinsman, Eastman Kodak Co., Flr 3, Bldg 65, RL, Roch., NY 14650-1816
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Sunday, 5 Apr 1992 14:27:38 MST
From: <AOKXC@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Star Trek TNG episodes that I'd like to see
Distribution: na

It was Denise Crosby (Tasha Yar) that was in Playboy, not Troi. . .
From: tdlowe01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu (Tony D. Lowe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: bumper sticker i saw today
Date: 13 Apr 92 18:25:00 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

In article <1992Apr7.210321.864@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu>, snoopy@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu writes:
> I think........
> therefore I am SINGLE!

How about:

If you're rich
I'm a nymphomaniac!

Don't follow so close or I'll
flick a booger on your windshield.

This car brakes for no apparent reason.

And for my favorite:  See my sig.

  Tony D. Lowe, The HapMaster BITNET:   tdlowe01@ulkyvx.bitnet
  North Computer Center       INTERNET: tdlowe01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
  University of Louisville       or     tdlowe01%ulkyvx.bitnet@cunyvm.cuny.edu
            "Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education."
Xref: sparky rec.humor:16292 alt.sex.wizards:1034
From: rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.sex.wizards
Subject: Re: Sex at Disneyland?
Date: 13 Apr 92 05:20:19 GMT
Reply-To: rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto)
Organization: Ingres, An ASK Company, Alameda, CA 94501

In article <1992Apr11.014100.12124@anasaz> chad@anasaz (Chad R. Larson) writes:
>Just to be a wet blanket, they DID build a Disneyland in Japan.  And
>the one in Paris opens April 12...

Yes, but to get into the Paris Disneyland, you
have to take a shower and wear boring underwear.

-Roger
rog@ingres.com
From: tjodonvn@unix2.tcd.ie (BATMAN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Christmas Joke
Date: 15 Apr 92 10:28:19 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

Yes I know it's not Christmas but however....

Santa Claus came down the chimney one Christmas Eve,he was just leaving
all his presents for this particular house under the Christmas tree when
he noticed a bed in the corner and a the woman in this bed staring at
him intently.
"Santy I've been waiting for you all night,now get into this bed with
me",the woman  said.
"No,no,no, I have thousands more presents to deliver yet"
The woman seductively looked at him then from under the bedclothes drew
out her bra and threw it on the floor.
"I haven't got the time,I have so many houses to go to"
Once more the woman looked at him and this time her underwear was thrown
out.
"C'mon,Santy,it won't take long"
He looked at her torn with indecision then said:
"No I can't people are relying on me."
The woman just threw the bed clothes off the bed and lay naked in front
of him.
"I'll have to stay now.",he said.
"Why?"
"Because I won't be able to get back up the chimney with this,"said
Santy looking down at the bulge in his trousers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I walk to the front of the stage and bow  to the sound of rapturous
applause.............

(any more x-mas jokes???"


Tadgh O'Donovan Trinity College Dublin 1st Eng.

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WHAT IS THE REST OF LIMERICK
From: Kris.Heidenstrom@bbs.actrix.gen.nz
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 13:37:27 GMT
Organization: Actrix Information Exchange

In article <92097.115054C9M5R@ASUACAD.BITNET> <C9M5R@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
> 
> There was a girl from Nantucket,
> ...........
> ...........
> 

Take your pick...

There was a young man of Nantucket
Whose prick was so long he could suck it.
  He said with a grin,
  As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it."
 
A socialite out on Nantucket
Had a twat that was wide as a bucket.
  She proclaimed, "If it's clean
  I will take it between -
If it's rotten I'd far better suck it."
 
There was a young man from Nantucket
Who had such a big cock he could suck it.
  He looked in the glass
  And saw his own ass,
And broke his neck trying to fuck it.
 
There was a young man from Nantucket
Took a pig in a thicket to fuck it.
  Said the pig, "Oh, I'm queer,
  Get away from my rear....
Come around to the front and I'll suck it."
 
Kris
--
"Y'know, people often say to me, 'Alexei, why are you drunk all the time?'
And I say, ''Cause I can afford to be.'" - Alexei Sayle
-- 
Kris.Heidenstrom@bbs.actrix.gen.nz  Box 27-103, Wellington, New Zealand
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From: f88-som@nada.kth.se (Sead Omerov)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,eunet.jokes,nordunet.talk.humor,nada.vitsar
Subject: Lies
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:21:47 GMT
Reply-To: sead@nada.kth.se (Sead Omerov)
Organization: KTH
Originator: f88-som@byse.nada.kth.se



Beggar: -"Have mercy for a poor man who lost his family in a great fire."
Man passing by: -"Wait a minute, I saw you last week in another part of
                  this town; you were then saying you lost your family
                  in a big flood."
Beggar: -"See ?  Life has been awfully cruel to me."



-"Does your boyfriend know how old you are ?"
-"Yes -- partly."



-"Where I was last winter, it was so cold that even the fire of our
  candles froze."
-"That's nothing.  Where *I* was last winter it was so cold that when
  we were talking the words froze, so we had to fry them in a pan for
  knowing what we were talking about."



-"Last winter it was so cold that when one of our rabbits jumped,
  it got stuck up in the air."
-"I don't believe that.  That's against the gravitation."
-"The gravitation was frozen too."





I saw my .sig the other day in the paper.  Below the .sig there was a
completely undressed Woman.  It was an advert for healthy food.  Yuck.

Life is hell, but now that we've been judged to live - let's at least
do the best we can to enjoy it; including eating whatever we want.

I don't like healthy food.  I don't want to have any kind of connection
with things of that kind.  Therefore -- new .sig


-- 

This article does not contain CFC gas,  |
nor has it been tested on animals.      |  Sead Omerov  f88-som@nada.kth.se
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st17y@jane.uh.edu (Belding, Troy C.)
Subject: Re: Army song
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 20:57:00 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.140031.2428@pica.army.mil>, atomanek@pica.army.mil (Anthony T. Tomanek (FSS) <atomanek>) writes...
> 
> 
>Hmmm, has anyone heard of 'The Quartermaster's Corps'?
> 

Yep, but I heard it as the Quartermaster's Store

There are snakes, snakes, big as garden rakes, 
at the store, at the store
(repeat 1st line)
at the Quartermaster's store.

(Chorus)

There are rats, rats, big as alley cats,
at the store, at the store
(repeat)
at the Quartermaster's store.

(Chorus)

There are mice, mice, running through the rice,
at the store, at the store,
(repeat)
at the Quartermaster's store.

(Chorus)

Chorus
My eyes are dim,
I cannot see,
I have not brought my specs with me,
I have not brought.. Myyy specs.. with.. me.

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I'll get a life when it is proven          Troy C. Belding
and substantiated to be better             ST17Y@JETSON.UH.EDU
than what I am currently                   HSSM@MENUDO.UH.EDU
experiencing.
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From: walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A dumb joke
Date: 17 Apr 92 04:19:51 GMT
Organization: Punk Walrus Enterprises, Inc.


I heard this line from a movie, and I say to some of my female friends who
KNOW I AM KIDDING...
 
"Don't eat that dip! It makes your breasts grow enormous. OH NO! I am too
late!"
 
\||/ Punk
(o-)
 /\  Walrus
From: comp_oper@darwin.ntu.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How HOT IS IT?
Date: 7 Apr 92 14:26:21 +0900

In article <1992Apr5.094442.23@vax001.kenyon.edu>, toney@vax001.kenyon.edu writes:
> It is so cold here in Ohio, we need some HOT JOKES.

It's so hot around here that even when a dog is chasing a cat, both will be
walking!

-- 
Glenn Wallace					comp_oper@darwin.ntu.edu.au
Northern Territory University
Darwin, Northern Territory,
Australia, World, Universe, etc...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DISCLAIMER:
This is not necessarily the views of the management of this establishment:-
We just chain him up in that little cubby hole of his and leave him be!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ralph@spss.com (Ralph Brendler)
Subject: Re: Foghorn Leghorn quotes
Date: 10 Apr 92 15:00:06 GMT
Organization: SPSS Inc.

ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz) writes:

>That dog's strictly G.I.--Gibberin' Idiot, that is. 
>Nice boy, but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth.
>That boy's got a mouth like a cannon--always shootin it off.
>If that cat don't stop talkin so much, he'll get his tongue sunburned.

My two personal favorite Leghorn quotes:

- That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball.

- Pay attention, boy!  Do you think I'm talking just so's I can hear my
head roar?
--
      If these were my employer's opinions, I wouldn't be posting them.
###############################################################################
   "I love Cub fans, they're 95% scar tissue..."   # R. Brendler
      - Joe Garagiola                              # SPSS, Inc. - Chicago IL
From: quinby@athena.cs.uga.edu (James Quinby)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Nifty prank
Date: 15 Apr 92 01:37:36 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens






If you want to scare the living hell out of your favorite unsuspecting DOS
user, include an ECHO in their AUTOEXEC.BAT file that says

UMOUNT ERROR ON #, NO RING. SEE #700, PORT@

or some other totally nonsensical error messgae. I did this to a computer
buddy of mine and he almost had a heart attack before he saw me laughing 
like a maniac. Even if they know DOS really well, chances are that the message
will still frighten them :).

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James Quinby/quinby@athena.uga.cs.edu
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Radio majors do it with frequency, but it sure hertz after a while!
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From: jw@cns.umist.ac.uk (Jon Wells)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: tounge twisters
Keywords: yello!
Date: 6 Apr 92 11:43:53 GMT
Organization: UMIST, Manchester, England.

guptaa@.alleg.edu (Anirudh Gupta) writes:

>In article <1992Apr3.215752.189@lclark.edu> wad@lclark.edu (William Deutschman) writes:
>> 
>> Try these for fun. We had to do them for warmups before presenting for 
>> my high school debate club.
>> 
>>   I'm not a fig plucker or a fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck figs 'til
>> the fig plucker comes.
>> 

How about :-

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
But I'll keep on plucking pheasants 
'till the pheasant plucker comes.....

Jon
jon@uk.ac.umist.ccl
From: altfeld@racquet.csee.usf.edu (John Altfeld)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Steven Wright Jokes...add on!!
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:18:00 GMT
Reply-To: altfeld@racquet.csee.usf.edu (John Altfeld)
Organization: Univ of South Florida, Dept of Computer Science

How about:


The other day I put SPOT REMOVER on my dog...

and now he's gone...
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(__>|-onathan    \_/|_ltfeld__
  / |
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{}    Jonathan David Altfeld      {}
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...Or else.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: stuve@IASTATE.EDU (Steven R. Stuve)
Subject: Re: Solution to math joke needed.
Reply-To: stuve@IASTATE.EDU (Steven R. Stuve)
Organization: Iowa State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 19:31:33 GMT

In article <1992Apr2.064903.10316@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
knodel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Jeffrey H Knodel) writes:
> I've had a few people ask, *which* math joke I meant.
> 
> The one whose solutoin I am looking for is:
> 
> -1 = i * i = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(1) = 1
> thus -1 = 1
> 

Note that -1 * -1 = 1 * 1 = 1.   Thus, the square root of 1 can be -1 or 1.
(Saying that it is the positive value only is due to overly simplistic
definitions and/or conventions.)  If you take some other more advanced
mathematics into consideration, you can show that -1 should be chosen and +1
should not be.

If you hate math, stop reading.

Raising a complex number to a fractional power is not a single-valued
operation.
Consider the number 1 as a complex exponential,

1 = exp(0) = exp(2i pi) = exp(4i pi) etc.

now sqrt(x) = x^1/2

so sqrt(1) =   exp(0)^1/2 = exp(0/2) = exp(0) = 1   as well as
exp(2i pi/2) = exp(i pi) = -1
exp(4i pi/2) = exp(2i pi) = 1
exp(6i pi/2) = exp(3i pi) = -1   etc.

There are such things called branch cuts which essentially give a way of
restricting the argument to a range of values to keep the functions single
valued.   A good book on complex analysis will discuss this.

Steve
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|Steven R. Stuve                 |                                            |
|stuve@iastate.edu               |Ten thousand people can say a foolish thing,|
|Room 20, Design College         |                                            |
|Iowa State University           |                                            |
|515-294-8509                    |and it is still a foolish thing.            |
|________________________________|____________________________________________|
From: msdesa01@orion.spd.louisville.edu (Mehul Desai)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Communist Glory!
Keywords: Breznev, Mao, Communist jokes
Date: 17 Apr 92 04:34:36 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

Here's a Good one form d ol days

	After about 15 years of cold war between the Russians and the Chinese
	Breznev finally decided to break the ice and offered to visit China 
	then under Mao Tse Tung.  After a red carpet reception they finally 
	sat down to discuss business across the table (so to say).  Here's 
	how the conversation went.

	Breznev:  Well as an offer of friendship i'll offer you some 
		  commodities you may need
	Mao:	  Thank you Mr. Brenev, we will accept your offer.
	Breznev:  What do you request then?
	Mao:	  To begin with we would like a billion $'s in hard 
		  currency.
	Breznev: (after quickly consulting with his advisors) so be it
	Mao:      A million tons of steel
	Breznev:  o.k
	Mao:	  A million tons of potatoes.
	Breznev: (a little surprised)  o.k.
	Mao: 	  Two million tons of rice
	Breznev:  (After consulting his advisors) No, I'm quiet sorry that is 
		  not possible!
	Mao: 	  (rather surprised by the emphathetic No) Why not? 
	Breznev:  ( In a condescending tone) THEY DON'T GROW RICE IN POLAND 
		  MR. MAO


Mehul
msdesa01@ulkyvx03.louisville.edu
From: smorrow@hpmwtd.HP.COM (Steve Morrow)
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 21:57:37 GMT
Subject: Re: Dumb Feminine Products (Was Re: DUMBEST COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK)
Organization: HP Santa Rosa Site (NMD MTA MWTD). - Santa Rosa, Ca.
Newsgroups: rec.humor

>I think Pepsi's made a real boo-boo with their new slogan, "I've gotta  
>have it!".  Reminds me of a Spike Lee film of a few years back.. (She's  
>Gotta Have It) ;>)

Gee, Annie, you don't think Pepsi would mistakenly make a sexual
connotation in their advertising, do you?  I mean, just looking
at those ugly old Uh-huh girls is, like, a total turnoff!  And
old Ray, singin' "You got the right thang, Baby", could he maybe
be singing about Baby's thang?  We all know sex is never used to 
sell products. NOT!

>Annie Trimble Franusich       AKA, one of the Boiled Buzzards

Steve (maybe it's my imagination) Morrow
From: alain@concour.cs.concordia.ca (SARRAF)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Helen Keller Jokes
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:18:36 GMT
Organization: Concordia University, Montreal, Quebec

Ok here's another one,

Why does Helen Keller use two hands to masturbate?

One to masturbate, and one to moan. 

OUCH! that's sick.


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From: jbuckner@lonestar.utsa.edu (James A. Buckner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: FTP sites for jokes?
Date: 14 Apr 92 12:10:20 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Apr14.005555.24570@Princeton.EDU> kcdutt@teller.Princeton.EDU (Kevin C. Dutt) writes:
>Are there any FTP sites for Polish, Blond, etc... jokes?
>Hmmm (laugh) is there a FAQ for this group?

Okay, here's what I found.

FTP to deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (Numeric address is 128.174.53.10)

Go to the misc/fun directory and have fun.

BTW, the files are compressed
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