HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: party trick #1
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 20:22:13 GMT

kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
: >a few minutes ago, while detaching ice
: >cubes from the tray, i accidentally
: >popped one out into my cleavage.
: 
: Sounds to me like the start of a new dance craze. 
: 
: Ice-T and the Sugarcubes could form a band -- Ice-Cubes.
: 
: The dance could be called "Scream and Shake It."
: 
: If this happens, I want royalties.
: 
: Gross not net.

I seem to recall that there is a band called the Ice Cubes, from Scandinavia
somewhere.  They had a song called "In The Dutch Mountains"(hey, maybe they 
were Dutch)which I quite liked.  If they weren't called the Ice Cubes, then
it was something else that I always get confused with the Sugarcubes.

You can still have the rights to the dance, though, Schnitz.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Tom Tom Club:Boom Boom Chi Boom Boom
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Re: Has Hell Frozen Over Yet? (Was Re: Shaving Bush)
Organization: 
Date: 17 Aug 92 13:51:22 CDT

In article <l8tvq5INNpq6@girtab.usc.edu>, rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes: 
|> If Wavey keeps this up, we're going to have to find a new jokebutt.
|> 

if wavey keeps what up?  his penis, or his telling _old_ jokes?

c

+===============================================================+
Christine Nelson           Going out of my mind...   
nelson@eastrg1                     ...back in 5 minutes.
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: granny nominations
Date: 17 Aug 92 20:20:12 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: gypsy@alembic.acs.com's message of 16 Aug 92 06:03:14 GMT


In article <1992Aug16.060314.21172@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:

   In article <1992Aug15.175100.4782@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
   >some people have weight goals, some people have athletic endurance goals.
   >I want to fit into one of those sleezy slinky little platinum tank shirts
   >they wear like dresses and do it justice.

   me, i'm just for looking decent in jeans.
   preferably two sizes smaller than the ones
   i'm wearing now.


Yet another  reason I am glad I am a guy.  None of those jeans for
fat yuppies like they seem to be hip on advertizing lately for me.


jv <- "levis orange label 31x34 since high school"



_______________________________________________________________________

WARNING! In addition to improper spelling, the preceding message may
        contain one or more of the following ingredients:

    Petty bickering, character assassination, facts made up to suit
the argument, invincible ignorance, prejudice along all available
dimensions and some made up ones in addition, unconquorable [sic] stupidity,
agendas worn proudly as fact inverting filters or fact evading
blindfolds, or barely disguised sexual innuendos.
	-- Kent, the man from xanth
_______________________________________________________________________
From: hoconnel@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Heath O'Connell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Russian Cinema
Date: 19 Aug 92 00:38:36 GMT


        		BLAME IT ON VOSTOK

	The hilarious mis-adventures of a zany group of geophysicists
	and atmospheric scientists, acted out at everyones favourite
	Russian Antarctic research base.
        
     "Blame the glare off the ice, blame the sixty-below temperatures,
            but if all else fails, blame it on Vostok."


--
		hoconnel@adelphi.physics.adelaide.edu.au
From: parrish@helios.ecn.purdue.edu (paRtiCLe maN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 12 Aug 92 19:58:20 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <12926@inews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <1992Aug10.001734.26836@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (rpwhite) writes:
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmalade.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marmoreal.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mont Martre.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monroe Doctrine.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maroney Award.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mutlu Prize.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Maltese Falcon.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Malpighian corpuscle.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Manon of the Spring.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Man of War.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mather, Cotton.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Mann Act.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Menarche.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Manny, Moe, and Jack
>)>>>>>>>>>>>M3 Money Supply.
>)>>>>>>>>>>Morgan le Fay
>)>>>>>>>>>Megalomania.
>)>>>>>>>>Mea culpa.
>)>>>>>>>Mezzanine Loge.
>)>>>>>>Mezzo-soprano.
>)>>>>>Monsieur Beaucaire.
>)>>>>Moses and Monotheism.
>)>>>Mead in Valhalla.
>)>>Morning Post
>)>Mephisto's Waltz.
>)Mons Veneris.
>My Sharona.
Monon Railroad
--
Stephen Parrish
Purdue University    
School of Nuclear Engineering 
parrish@gn.ecn.purdue.edu _or_ ysp@inel.gov
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Metric conversion
Date: 21 Aug 92 14:38:14 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: University of Central Florida

Our office just got in new posters for the Government
Metric Conversion Initiative that say "Metric Rates
a Perfect 10!".  As if you couldn't see this coming, the
posters measure 2 feet by 3 feet.

mark
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Marble in shower
Date: 17 Aug 92 23:58:24 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon

In article <Bt14BL.MJz@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In rec.consumers.house, they are discussing "Marble in shower".
>
>Having stepped on my daughter's Tinkertoys more than a few times, I think
>I would personally have to recommend against leaving marbles in the shower.

	Legos.  Legos in the shower.  Sharp.  Some of them are transparent,
	and therefore invisible.  Deadly.

	Usable against RoomMates from Hell.

	- Larry Huntley
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | You played golf; you watched football;
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |   you drank beer -- we EVOLVED!
          Beaverton,  OR          |         - Rhonda,  "Thing-Fish"
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: differences: Usenet vs the WELL
Date: 18 Aug 92 21:55:23 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com's message of 18 Aug 92 16:52:21 GMT



In article <onu538s@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

   On Usenet, you have to package your idea in barbed wire.  Once
      ^^^^^^                           ^^^^
   you make it public, you must be prepared to defend it.  Somebody 
   is going to jump on your bed for it, guaranteed.





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Ha     # Usenet  *  Idea #                                          Ha
Ha     #,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,#                                          Ha
Ha                                                                  Ha
Ha  Two seemingly unrelated concepts juxtaposed in the same frame.  Ha
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa





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WARNING! In addition to improper spelling, the preceding message may
        contain one or more of the following ingredients:

    Petty bickering, character assassination, facts made up to suit
the argument, invincible ignorance, prejudice along all available
dimensions and some made up ones in addition, unconquorable [sic] stupidity,
agendas worn proudly as fact inverting filters or fact evading
blindfolds, or barely disguised sexual innuendos.
	-- Kent, the man from xanth
_______________________________________________________________________
From: bower@pecan.cns.udel.edu (Tyson Bower)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Preliminary George Michael Song Titles
Date: 19 Aug 92 01:37:11 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark

>         "Too Nubile"

Too nubile?  How can this be?

If my memory serves me right, I believe nubile is an adjective which
means "of a marriageable age."  Saying someone is too nubile is akin
to refering to a woman as "slightly pregnant."  Certainly a faux
pas which should never be permitted in the realm of good prose.

Perhaps our dear reader has simply seen the phrase "nubile young
fuck-thing" too many times.  True, that phrase has a nice ring to
it, partially attributable to the use of the word "nubile", but I
think his impression of what this word truly means is, er, umm....
incorrect. 



8-)         Just smile sweetly and you don't need a .sig.         8-)
 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Strippers
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 04:33:32 GMT


In a previous article, osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
>>Ie, it's easier to deceive when you use big words.

 osborn@socs.uts.edu.au -- anagram (@=a)
******************************************
  O, NUTS!!!  O, SUBDUE CARASSO!!!!!!
******************************************





-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: The Toilet Revolution!/Revelation!
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 92 05:37:59 GMT


In a previous article, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) says:
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Revelation!

 kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov -- anagram (@=t)
********************************************
    Nostradamus: "Gog'l lick Grave's!!"
********************************************
 
Gog as in Gog and Magog?
Grave's as in Bush has Grave's disease?
U finger it out!
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: jcav@quads.uchicago.edu (JohnC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My kitchen strainer was made in New Zealand
Date: 17 Aug 92 23:28:54 GMT
Reply-To: jcav@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things

I just thought you'd like to know.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    JohnC (jcav@midway.uchicago.edu)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: English usage
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 01:56:57 GMT

In <7242@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>In article <1992Aug18.184929.6885@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu
>(JOHN HEIM ) writes:
>#  Anyway, Ken, my problem is that I can't tell if you realized I
>#  intentionally used "its" in my reply. 
>You got it wrong on purpose, with so much at stake?
>Sorry.  It never occurred to me.
>>>Blush<<
>But I enjoyed writing the post. 

And I sure as hell enjoyed reading it more than I enjoyed reading John Heim
going NEENER NEENER NEENER...

One of these things is not like the other.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Is it true that Woody Allen.....
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 04:02:16 GMT

is planning to direct "Lolita II"?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.german
From: rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject: Re: GERMAN CLASS
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 23:40:06 GMT
Organization: 'Be at Peace, and Peace will be with you.'


gschenk@video.rogers.com (Gerry Schenk) writes:
)
)David,

FOUL BALL!
That's my middle name.

)The biggest RACIST and BIGOT is none other than YOURSELF!!!!!!  Have you
)ever been to one of these countries?  What do you base your information
)on? 

STRIKE ONE!

I am basing my statements on historical and modern facts.
Germany and Austria are still very racist countries.
I needn't travel to a country to know facts about it.


)Is there some type of message that you are trying to get accross,
)other than the obvious one, that your a COMPLETE IDIOT.  Wake up!!!

STRIKE TWO! 

)Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.german,misc.test,rec.humor
					     ^^^^^^^^^
 
)DON'T WAIST bandwidth,

STRIKE THREE!
Y'ER OUT.





-- 
____________________________________________________________
___________________________ If you'd like my phone number,
Roger David Carasso,        please me ask and I will give it,
Celebrity                   so that we may talk about life.
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: good products
Date: 18 Aug 92 01:07:39 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

There is a Japanese auto plant just outside of town, owned
by Subaru and Isuzu.  While I really don't care about the
plant one way or another, I have found that some of the
fallout has made Lafayette, IN a nicer place for me to live in.

There is a sushi bar in town, which caters to the needs of
the transplanted executives, and grocery stores stock
Japanese food.  The biggest reward, however, was completely
unexpected. 

I bought a pair of chinos at a thrift store the other day.
Amazingly enough, they fit perfectly.  I checked the label,
only to find that the pants had been made in Japan.  Clothes
that fit.  Who would have thought?

Now it's nice to have clothes that fit, but that isn't the
real issue.  The most wonderful thing about these pants is
what is written on the label.

				Edwin
		A good product exists throughout time

It gives me chills just thinking about it.

-sho
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I resolve...
Date: 20 Aug 92 19:11:45 GMT
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom

bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt) writes:

>...to jump up and down on the mattress for at least a minute each
>week.  It's my mattress; I paid for it; I can do whatever I want with
>it.  I could even eat it.

Now I know what's been bothering me about our new mondo-thicko futon.

-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
From: dd@mips.com (David DiGiacomo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Seven Letter rot13 pair
Date: 20 Aug 1992 22:34:37 GMT
Organization: MIPS Computer Systems, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: slack.mips.com
Originator: dd@slack.mips.com

In article <1992Aug19.212036.13960@news.eng.convex.com> donald@convex.com (Don Dodson) writes:
>In article <71394@apple.Apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>>So is someone going to tell me the magic unix incantation to find all these?
>
>Periodicy is running at about 2.1 years.  That long ago I posted
>the following:
>
>rot13 < /usr/dict/words | sort | comm -12 - /usr/dict/words
>
>Don
>
>Also posted a story composed entirely of these words.

Well, OK, but here's the deluxe words + web2 list (>=3 letters only).
Clerk/Pyrex is the best one.

ABA	non
Abba	noon
Abe	nor
abjurer	nowhere
Abo	nob
aha	nun
aho	nub
alp	NYC
ana	Nan
anan	Nana
anil	navy
Ann	naa
ant	nag
ape	NCR
arba	neon
arc	Nep
arn	nea
Aro	neb
Avar	nine
avo	nib
balk	onyx
Ban	Ona
Bana	Onan
bar	one
Bare	oner
bean	orna
becuna	orphan
bee	Orr
beg	ort
Bel	ory
Ben	ora
ber	ore
bes	orf
bin	ova
birl	ovey
bor	obe
Brava	oenin
bub	oho
cha	pun
chab	Puno
chal	puny
chat	pung
che	pur
Chechen	purpura
chee	purr
cheer	purre
cheery	purrel
cho	pub
clerk	Pyrex
crag	pent
Crax	penk
crea	pern
creel	perry
Crex	perk
CRT	peg
cub	pho
Cuba	phon
cuvy	Phil
dhoon	qubba
Eng	rat
envy	rail
Erava	renin
erg	ret
erne	rear
err	Ree
ers	ref
Faber	snore
fant	snag
faro	sneb
flap	sync
fra	sen
freen	serra
freir	serve
fub	sho
fubby	shool
fun	sha
funt	shag
fur	she
gag	TNT
gel	try
gen	tra
gent	trag
genu	trah
gers	tref
Ghan	tuna
ghat	tung
ghee	turr
gin	TVA
glee	Tyrr
gnar	tane
gnat	tang
gra	ten
grat	teng
green	Terra
greeny	terral
Greer	Terre
grr	tee
gul	thy
gun	tha
guna	than
gunj	thaw
gur	the
gurl	they
gurr	thee
han	Una
hen	ura
her	ure
hern	urea
hin	uva
Ing	vat
Iraq	vend
irk	vex
Ivan	vina
ivin	viva
June	whar
Jura	when
naa	Ann
nag	ant
Nan	ana
Nana	anan
navy	anil
NCR	ape
nea	arn
neb	Aro
neon	arba
Nep	arc
nib	avo
nine	Avar
nob	Abo

--
David DiGiacomo, MIPS Computer Systems, Sunnyvale, CA  dd@mips.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Marble in shower
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Distribution: usa
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1992 14:30:45 GMT

In rec.consumers.house, they are discussing "Marble in shower".

Having stepped on my daughter's Tinkertoys more than a few times, I think
I would personally have to recommend against leaving marbles in the shower.
From: kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep laments the advent of television
Date: 12 Aug 92 16:53:47 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Intergraph Advanced Processor Division - Palo Alto, CA


     "The pictures were better on the radio..."
From: rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: FUCK, STOP THIS NOW
Date: 21 Aug 1992 14:49:54 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: alcor.usc.edu


If i see another stupid flame on this group (eg John Heim & Sho, Dolan et al. 
& cigarettes), I'm going to spam all of the culprits' mailboxes with binaries
of half-naked Republican nominees.

Sheesh.  You're all acting like newbies.  What kind of example are we going
to set for the incoming frosh?

5150
i have no joke, i just like saying, "sheesh, you're all acting like newbies"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Re: fraternitis
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 04:28:20 GMT

rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael A. Rigler) writes:
: Jonathan describes his gullible brother:
: >you may think i am cruel, but i have a generous side too.  so, in the
: >spirit sharing, i will take a few requests.  what shall it be next?
: >schistosomiasis?  a rare hemoglobinopathy?  or perhaps a nice,
: >inoperable brain tumor?
: 
: Well, you might warn him about the danger associated with swimming in 
: bodies of fresh water throughout the world.  Yes, I'm talking about...
: 
:                     ...the dreaded amoeba.  
: 
: If you get even one amoeba up your nose, there is a good chance it will
: discover the most nutritious supply of protien available:  your nasal
: nerve.  And when amoebae eat, they multiply, and then it is too late.
: The voracious colony will feast its way up the nerve and into your
: brain.  Soon, the entire surface of your tender cerebrum will be coated 
: with an ever-thickening paste of ameobae.  Death is inevitable, but
: only after an extended period of indescribable pain and madness. 
: 
: Actually, this is all true, but it should still be good for a gag.
: Tell your brother the next time you go camping together.  Hope this
: helps.

This post demonstrates why it's not a good idea to killfile all posts with
"oe" in them.  Thank you, Rigler, for providing such a perfect counterexample.

--
---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Nysinra, rot13 Psycho)
"So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
 what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"  -- Tori Amos
Current Album--Tom Waits:Small Change
Current Read--Henry David Thoreau:Walden and Other Writings
From: rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Daily Struggle To Remain Under Quota
Date: 19 Aug 1992 01:41:15 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

This article is an uninteresting flame to a Bruin.  Skip it now if you think
crosstown rivalries are a figment of the Republican Party's imagination.

In article <1992Aug18.204058.11777@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) writes:
>You know, at UCLA, we don't have quotas . . . .

I didn't know UCLA had real computers.

5150
or real students, for that matter.  why else would small jim be in the armed
	forces?
From: dpl@aber.ac.uk (David Philip Langstaff)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MORMON HANDBOOK ON MASTURBATION
Keywords: beat off, spew, jism
Date: 19 Aug 92 11:49:26 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

In article <1992Aug18.205839.22830@fcom.cc.utah.edu> EZRA TAFT writes:
>
>From a Guide to Mormon Youth 
> 
>          "Guide to Self-Control:  Overcoming Masturbation."
> 

"If all else fails, have a talk with your scoutmaster and everything will 
come right in the end." - 'Scouting for boys -- Baden-Powell'

-- I had a scoutmaster like that once.....


-- 
Dave Langstaff | Janet:dpl@uk.ac.aber.cs | Disclaimer: All my own work. 
Any views expressed are those of the author alone. | Phone:(0970)622838 
After-life, After-shave, don't hold with any of it, bleugh! - Sir Henry 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.elvis.sighting
From: burke@tss.com (Jim Burke)
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Reply-To: burke@tss.com (Jim Burke)
Organization: Teknekron Software Systems. Inc.
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 20:47:57 GMT

In article <1992Aug16.015724.10819@news.columbia.edu>, witte@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Breck Witte) writes:
|> 
|> I saw Elvis drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Rick's
|> 
|> (yes, of course his hair was perfect).

Yeah, well, I see Elvis most every morning sitting on the front porch
of Kit's gas station sipping on a grape Nehi.  And that ain't no shit.
Anybody wanna check it out for themselves, send me e-mail and I'll give
you directions to Kit's.  Then tell me it ain't Elvis.  The first morning
I noticed him, I had the following conversation with him:

Me:  Man, it's uncanny - you must get sick of people telling you how
     much you look like Elvis Presley!

Him:  Naw, I don't think anybody's ever told me that.

Me:  Come on, you're the spittin' image of the King!

Him:  Is that right?  <grins with the left side of his mouth>

Me:  Sure you are.  Hell, you could make a fortune in Vegas - gee, you even
     sound like him!  Damn, this is uncanny...

Him:  Uhhmmmm.... I don't think they'd know what to do with the likes of
      me in Vegas.

Me:  What do you mean?

Him:  Well, what would the world do with an old, tired, washed up Elvis?
      Same thing they did to me...  him before, right?

And then, with an embarrassed look on his face, he got up and went inside.
From: hman@pro-haven.cts.com (Heath Allyn)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep
Date: 14 Aug 92 06:13:53 GMT
Organization: ProLine [pro-haven] - Pariahs' Haven BBS, 409/693-8262, 9600-300

Rictus Hep-reluctant messiah
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: nn -nSilverio -Xxm
Date: 14 Aug 92 19:06:20 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
From: silverio@cis.ohio-state.edu (Nino Silverio)
Organization: Burning-Chrome Inc
Subject: robert hello

From: silverio@cis.ohio-state.edu (Nino Silverio)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: womwen needed
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Fun-Filled women needed:
I am searching for an intelligent woman who loves
fun and excitement.  Should love thourbred race-horses.
I am a 40 year old man with experience in all faccets
of life.   I've been poor as well as wealthy.
My green eyes ponder the stars,  I yearn to gaze upon an
universal attraction which will allow us to become whole.

                Robert Rogers.

                Sent by Nicasio Silverio@cis.ohio-state.edu

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                 Robert Rogers
                 255 N Hamilton Ave
                 Columbus, Ohio 43203
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