From: rlunt@elaine.ee.und.ac.za (RUSSEL LUNT : FOURTH)
Newsgroups: soc.penpals
Subject: LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY - ATTENTION EVERYWUN
Date: 14 Aug 92 18:29:16 GMT
Article-I.D.: elaine.rlunt.4
Organization: Electronic Eng., Univ. Natal, Durban, South Africa

P  L  E  A  S  E    R  E  A  D    T  O    E  N  D  .

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! (Yeah, that sounds good!)

It has come to our attention that there are other opportunist,
overzealous, over-the-top organisations attempting to rival the
coveted omnipotence of the (wait for it, here it comes now.....)
Magnificent Malevolent Majestic Marauding Mighty Mailer Maniacs
(any more and it wouldn't fit on one line - stupid).

By the authority vested in us (or with an iron fist if necessary)
we hereby declare all organized e-mail lines as affiliated to
mmmmmmm Pty (Ltd.) est 1880 (inspired by Sir Graham Bell esq.).
Therefore we are the bosses.

If you want to get into some serious e-mail action (attention Ken
Loo - or is it still Kendra?) then apply to the belowmentioned (that
is so droll!) usernames, for the hallowed, official ..O1.. circa
1992 form.  This is naturally, obviously, indubitably (since we're
in charge) availible to all forms of e-mail life.

The mmmmmmm Pty (Ltd.) est 1880 (inspired by Sir Graham Bell esq.)
will not tolerate mail distributed by users who are not members of
registered (not necessarily official) hurridly assembled, desperate-
for-mail-organizations, nor from one-liner, one-timer, one-man, fly-
by-night acts (syntax sorcery at its stupendous, salient,
surrealistic, sauntering - damnit, can't find the right word to best
end this sentence - best).

Your correspondence (aka Hate Mail) is eagerly (really!) awaited on
usernames
      Rlunt@elaine.ee.und.ac.za, and
      Dalex@elaine.ee.und.ac.za.
The more colourful and even flowery the language the better (nobody
is too crude for the mmmmmmm Pty (Ltd.) est 1880 (inspired by Sir
Graham Bell esq.)).

Don't be intimidated.  Don't be irritated.  Don't feel initiated.
Don't feel idiotic.  Don't feel illiterate.  Don't depart ('emigrate'
began with an 'e' unfortunately).  Don't not reply (the hell's with
alliteration).

Chow for now.

|--------------------------------------------------------------------|-
| /~~~\ |   |  /~~\   /~~\  |    | |\   |   Editor in Chief:         |
| \___  |___| |    | |      |    | | \  |   Magnificent Malevolent   |
|     \ |   | |    | |  ~~| |    | |  \ |   Majestic Marauding       |
| \___/ |   |  \__/   \__/   \__/  |   \|   Mighty Mailer Maniacs.   |
|                                           The Mother Of All Editors|
|---------- Death to all rappers ------------------------------------|

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|                                                                    |
| |---\  |  |     |  /---\  |---\  /---\  -----   Chief of Editors   |
| |   |  |  | \   |  | --x  |---x  |   |    |     mmMmmmm.           |
| |   |  |  |   \ |  |   |  |    | |---|    |     (Actually we only  |
| |---/  |  |     |  \---/  |----/ |   |    |  || want to be famous)|
|                                                                    |
------------OK.  So it's shit.----------------------------------------