From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: St. Jester
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 11:26:12 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.193256.12234@tamsun.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
 
>
>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>Silly person. There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless
>>>>>>>>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>>>>>>>>}>}>}I object! Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>>>>>>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>>>>>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>>>>>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>>>>>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>>>>>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>>>>>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>>>>>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>>>>>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>>>>>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>>>>>>>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>>>>>>>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>>>>>>>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>>>>>>>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>>>>>>Um... I don't have a licence, but I DO have this 'ere CHAINSAW!!!!!!
>>>>>'Allo, Miss.  'Ave you got a license for 'at chainsawr??
>>>>Nope. You wanna argue with me?
>>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <thump>
>>>><rollrollrollroll> <KICK!> <splat>
>>>>Obviously not.
>>>>(And take your nose off my shoe.)
>>>Well get your shoe of my eye!
>>Well get your eye off my sole! <squish>
>Now, now...you know rfats just loooooove sole...filet of sole.
>
>>>>>>>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>>>>>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  post the plans if there intres
>>>>>>>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look..I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>>>>>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>>>>>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>>>>>>>}Um... James?
>>>>>>>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>>>>>>>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>>>>>>No it's not. He deserved it.
>>>>>I'm baaaa-aaack!
>>>>Your back?
>>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <scrape>
>>>><sewsewsewsew> <pin>
>>>>That... wot a lovely cloak. Thank you.
>>>What is that? Ratfur? EEEEEEEECK!
>>Well I've alway wanted a fur coat. Now I just need to tan some of
>>your human skin, and another luverly leather jacket.
>But without my fur it's all I've bloodyt got left!
>
>>>>>>>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>>>>>>>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>>>>>>>You have a battery powered llama?
>>>>>>>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>>>>>>>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
>>>>>>Well that was stipud now, wasn't it.
>>>>>>What? Oh sorry. This is argument. You want abuse down the hall.
>>>>>><slam>
>>>>>No I don't.
>>>>Well do you want your fingers then? I caught them in the door when I
>>>>slammed it.
>>>Nope. Just me nose...with a shoeprint on it.
>>Um. OK... I'll try to find it. Oh... look there beside your ear.
>>Oops. Sorry. You can't look, can you. Um... <peel> <glue>
>>There. Good as new... ish.
>Mmmmmph...Thankmmmpph yoummmph.
>
>>>>mnSio... the Regurgitated Guts of a.f.m-p
>>>Ratboy... C'mon Simon...Scream Bloody Gore for me...
>>iOSnm... Well only if Deny your life in a Zombie ritual.
>Ratboy... PARENTS! THEY'RE DRIVING YOU NUTS! PARENTS! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
>Chris aka Was that the zombie ritual just now?