HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Annoyances large and small
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 19:13:18 GMT

In article <keziWsm00Xs290gxMu@andrew.cmu.edu> Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>> rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>> >Mary, Mary, Mary!  How many times do I have to tell you!  You can only
>> >Black-mail someone who has something to hide!  I think blade has
>> >already said that, like me, his heart is pure as the driven snow!
>> >Therefore he has nothing to hide!  Well, maybe *one* thing.... ;-)
>>
>> Pure as the driven snow....???
>>
>> What - pure as snow that the peak hour traffic has driven through... :-)
>
>I'm flattered that my definition of "driven snow" has made it to Oz. Rip,
>whadaya say?
>
>RickI, the RoadRunner.

Folks I think we officially have a 'Rickism'!  Now anyone who discribe
Blade or my reputations as being as pure a snow driven through by rush
hour traffic must pay Rick a royalty to be determine at a future
date...

rip
-- 
Your conscience never stops you from doing anything.  It just stops
you from enjoying it.
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: A departure and an announcement!
Organization:  The VAX ate my Brain
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 08:08:07 GMT

rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor) writes:
>tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) writes:
>>ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) writes:
>
>**bunch of stuff deleted**
>
>>>Ooopsie! I mispelled yer name again...damn...more spelling flames..ah well,
>>>anything for excitement. :)
>>NOT! Excitement implies that you weren't spouting the same tired lines you
>>do every time someone jumps on you for jumping in where you have no business.
>>You know...a little variety...something different? Darn shame that someone
>>should disagree, innit?
>
>Ouch!  And I bet ole Tyger ain't even got her claws out all the
>way.... (yet)

Nope...this is just prelims...after all, my public expects no less...;)

>Keep it up you two, I love it!

See what I mean? :)

>rip

Tyger
-- 
      Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
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From: HDNC <HDNC@MUSICB.MCGILL.CA>
Subject: Re: An invitaiton
Organization: McGill University
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 15:55:47 GMT

In article <1dlne0INN6d3@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> bz687@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (E. Andi Woods) writes:
>
>In a previous article, HDNC@MUSICB.MCGILL.CA (HDNC) says:
>
>>Well, I guess it all depends on where you live and how fast you drive!
>>I wouldn't want you to spoil your apetite, though!  Where do you live?
>>I am in Montreal, Canada.  I'll give you directions:  Just turn left at
>>the corner, a right at the border crossing.....
>
>I would say that Dayton to Montreal is quite an undertaking even in the
>best circumstances... hmmm... i dont' drive that fast... i think you have
>nothing to worry about where my appetite is concerned...
>
>>The bottle of white wine ic chilling... the food in the oven.  Get over
>>here QUICK!  I can't wait.....
>
>impatient... aren't you?... hehe...
>
>>Blackjac, the now OFFICIAL gambler of the FRA!
>
>*smile* may lady luck be with you...
>
>*hugs-n-kisses*
>
>Andi
>Official Gypsy of the RFA
>
>ps... watch for a lt green '65 tempest... it's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!  :)
>
>
>--
>---=>E. Andi Woods: ewoods@desire.wright.edu or bz687@cleveland.freenet.edu
>At one time I had given much thought to why men were so very rarely capable
>  of living for an ideal.  Now I saw that many, no, all men were capable of
>  dying for one.  -Herman Hesse _Demian_
>.
>.

Dayton, eh?  That's in Ohio isn't it?  I have some friends that went
down there for a confrence last summer.  They loved it.  It must be a
beautiful place...


Blackjac.

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From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: worried...
Organization: OFSA
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 13:26:47 GMT

jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) cheerfully says:

>ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) shares: 
>>jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) gives it away:
>                                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>*sigh*  How'd you get so good?

Hey, it's just me...nothing special.


>The only problem with that is it hurts me to see you wince when you are
>carrying in the wood.  :(

Those are just exercises I do to keep the face muscles in tone.

>>>Does that make sense?
>>
>>I'll ask my sense-ei.
>
>Ok.....*confused look*

Sorry, pun on sensei...as in "instructor in martial arts",
"teacher"...

>Now darlin', why would you want to do that?  So all the women would start
>propositioning you again?  Hummmmm????

Naw...don't want that.

>I already told you that I emailed the entire female population of netland
>and told them it was over, the best was gone, tough luck.  Do I have to resort
>to more extreme tactics?

That's ok honey...put down the Uzi...they won't bother us.

Steven
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From: rip@sequent.com (Paul T Taylor)
Subject: Re: Emily is barefoot!!!
Keywords: Needed: One rubber fryin' pan
Organization: Sequent Computer Systems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 92 15:59:06 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.131859.3413@mlb.semi.harris.com> smccoy@dw3g.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy) writes:
>rip roars:

**bunch deleted**

>|> You use a *frying* pan to get men straight?  *ouch!* Is this some form
>|> of perverse birth control or something?  And didn't you know that
>|> frying foods is not healthy?  Now if you had a wok.....
>|>
>|> rip
>
>Just as long as they don't start talking about using chopsticks
>or tweezers... :-)

Chopsticks?  Well, actually I saw once in a movie where this woman
was using chopsticks to hold this guys......  oops, sorry, I keep
forgetting, this is a *family* net!

>(Oops, just noticed that was kinda cryptic...I'll 'splain:
>
>From Robin Williams, "Live at the Met", the "Dr. Roof" routine--
>
>       Ladies, you know the best form of birth control?
>              *laughter while pointing*
>              That's right, men can't take laughter at the mighty sword!
>
>Think about it, we got time  :-)

Yeah, saw that one, pretty good!

rip
-- 
He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd be
there ... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: A word from our sponcer
Date: 5 Nov 1992 06:05:55 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au

tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:

>>>I don't have a title, except perhaps some epithets that aren't really 
>>>repeatable in polite society...:) At any rate, I've been Grampa Ken's
>>>tiger-baby for as long as I can remember. I became TYger in high school
>>>when I fell in love with the poetry of William Blake, most notably his
>>>poem called The Tyger. Observe:
>>Hmmmmm......I did once at some time have a title, although I do not
>>know if it still stands...from memory, it was something like...
>>  Sir IronEagle, Knight of The Romantic Sunset, thief of ladies
>>  hearts, and holder of their most intimate desires.....

>Um...yeah...

What, I dont get more of a comment out of you than that??

>>Well..... I cant tell you how it came about, but I am sure if you were
>>to use your imagination.....  =)

>Oh, but the stories he has to tell aren't nearly as exciting as those of the
>people *watching* his escapades...:)

Hmmm......*sly grin* and what would *you* know about that??  =)

>>>                          The Tyger
>>[Poem cut and stored for use as future evidence =).....]

>And just what do you mean by that, Birdie-me-love?

Well, it shall go to rest in a safe place along with some taped
telephone conversations, and talk sessions that concerned you, and
another member of A.R.C........ *wicked grin*

>>>Now, I suppose that whether this fits me or not could be debated, but I
>>>still like it a *whole*lot*!!! :)
>>Aha....but does it *LOVE* you??

>Doubt it...poems are funny that way...

Hmmmm...so ae women   =)

>>-CBMIEB!  (Hmmm...when will someone write a poem about me, or will 
>>	   they just go straight to the movie??)

>You mean a remake of Comedy of Errors? :)

I was thinking more along the lines of "My BigMeat" =)  

-CBMIEB!  (Now all I gotta do is find someone to write it  =)

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From: dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: I lie to save my legs...
Date: 11 Nov 1992 11:21:21 -0500
Organization: UUNET Technologies Inc, Falls Church, VA
NNTP-Posting-Host: rodan.uu.net
Keywords: What Forbiddest Thou?

>Ya know Blade, you are the ONLY person in the world who I would let get
>away with calling me a hussy.  Its cause you're cute.

Oh thank you my little hairless fruit bat,
you know I was but twiddling the time away
before actually seeing you again. The hussy
comment was merely to throw Steve the bloodhound
from my trail so that he would not know of our tryst!

>>Innocent as new driven snow...
>Excuse me?

Not buyin that huh ? How about the other one below ?

>>I have the strength of many because my heart is pure...
>Well, your HEART may be pure, but I'm not so sure about the rest of you.....

Guess that one didn't work either...

Oh well, back to being a slug...

Blade
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From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter)
Subject: Re: Emily is barefoot!!!
Keywords: Needed: One rubber fryin' pan
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 15:00:48 GMT

robg@citr.uq.oz.au (Rob Geraghty) shares: 

>This reminds me of something I spotted elsewhere in news -
>
>Extract from the Queensland Sex Education Booklet
>-------------------------------------------------
>
>#365. PREVENTING PREGNANCY WITH THE USE OF A METAL CHASTITY BELT
>
>a. Take belt in right hand
>b. Clout partner over head with belt
>c. Has the effect of keeping mind above belt
>
>Success Rate:
>		People with thin skulls 100%
>		Politicians		0.4%

Rob, I don't know about anyone else, but this gave me quite a chuckle this
morning when I read it.  Thanks for sharing it.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julie Salter<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            President, Romantic Fire Association
  Wife of the Official Fireside Sex Advisor..AKA: Steven Salter
"Look into my eyes...you will see....what you mean to me......"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>email: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
From: t923335@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (IronEagle)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Balled Eagles
Date: 5 Nov 1992 05:52:23 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au

tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle) writes:

>>>>>>>Here too, but then, CP *is* one of the hometown crowd...:)
>>>>>>Not since I moved to a new neighborhood......
>>>>>Hometown crowd as in Netcom, not actual geographical location! :)
>>>>Hmmmm.....BIG neighbourhood!
>>>Yup, but that's what makes it so much fun! :)
>>hmmmmm.....pity I cant afford to live there too....

>Indeed...you could always telnet in for a mere 19.50$ a month...;)

Well, unfortunately I cannot even afford 19.50 a month (which is about
27$ AU)  as much as I would like too......  =(

>>>>>>>>-BMIEB! (Get your mits OFF, my meat is exclusive property....)
>>>>>>>                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>>    That's not what *I* heard! ;)
>>>>>>Funny....it's what *I* heard.....
>>>>>Your source must be lying to you...;)
>>>>And what is *that* supposed to mean?  *taps foot*
>>>Ooooh...nuthin'...:)
>>C'mon, out with it...'fess up!

>I'll tell you in email...:)

I'm waiting..  *tapping foot*

>>>>>>>>	(Only *special* people are allowed to handle the goods!)
>>>>>>>Define *special* .                  
>>>>>>Damien.  That's the definition of *special*.
>>>>>I give it a 6.5 on the SuckUp Meter...;)
>>>>Well, I dont give it nothing, why would such a lovely person need to
>>>>suck up to me?  =)
>>>I never said she had to, I just said she did...and no, I didn't mean 
>>>for it to be taken seriously.
>>Who said it was taken seriously??

>Oh...a little birdie sent me email telling me I'm a bitch. That was clue #1.

Hmmmm...I think I know, she is such a sweetie tho =)   *cuddles and
kisses to you know who!*  =)

-CBMIEB!

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From: ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-)
Subject: Re: worried...
Organization: OFSA
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 18:47:42 GMT

jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter) confuses the issue:

>ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) shares: 
>>rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) quips:
>>
>>>ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) is concerned:
>>>>	... it is 5:30 pm, Tuesday the 10th of November. I am worried.
>>>>Julie just said "I hope someday you have a severe injury of some
>>>>kind..."
>
>>>Ah yes - is there no end to the deviousness of this lady....
>>
>>Hold it, hold it, hold it! Let's not talk about her end...it's kinda
>>personal.
>
>Ok, ok, ok... HOLD IT!

Your end? GLAD to, swing it over here, BAY-BEE!

>For clarification, what I SAID was "Honey, you're taking such good care of
>me through this problem I'm having.  I hope someday you have a severe injury
>of some kind so *I* can take care of YOU."  

Not an exact quote so you shouldn't put quote marks around it...
BZZZTTT!! Thanks for playing though! You DO win a consolation prize
however, to collect, just feel under the covers tonight!

>It appears that my stinkpot husband left some of the quote out for his own
>use.  

*sniff sniff*...I don't stink, unless it is when I put that burning
hot, lava-derived Super Ultra BenGay on my poor injured leg.

So, since I got you talking about it in public...exactly WHY do you
want me to be injured severely?..hmmm?

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From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Subject: Re: Drift Away
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 17:39:32 GMT

In article <1992Nov4.104505.24592@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair) writes:
>lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>
>>                DRIFT AWAY
>   (Most words deleted for space)
>>Thanks for the joy that you've given me
>>I want you to know I believe in the song
>>And rhythm and rhyme and harmony 
>>You helped me along, you're makin' me strong.
>>Oh give me the beat boys and free my soul
>>I want to get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
>
>*LONG COMFORTING HUGS* from your Official Bodyguard
>
>>I'm feelin' the strain
>I know - that's why we are here for you

I don't know what I'd do without you, and Julie and
Steven and Puter and BDC.... and anyone else that has
sent hugs.  I have found so much support thru my net
friends.  God Bless ALL of you!!   *Big Long Hugg*

>>The world outside looks so unkind
>Don't give up Lis - it's not always that way

I hope not.  :-(

>>You helped me along, you're makin' me strong.
>And be strong Lis, I know you can be

I'm trying my very best.

>Keep the head up - we are all here for you.... :-)
>*SPECIAL TIGHT HUGS* for a wonderful lady

** Warm Bewitching Huggs **   I love all of you so much.
you're so good to me.   I thank God every day for all of
you.   You'll never know how much you all mean to me.

Lis, The Official Good Romantic Witch
and Honoured Former President
of the Romantic Fire Association

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence
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From: smccoy@dw3g.ess.harris.com (Scott McCoy)
Subject: Re: Emily is barefoot!!!
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 13:18:59 GMT
Organization: Harris Corporation Information Systems Division
Keywords: Needed: One rubber fryin' pan

rip roars:
|>  Mary writes:
|> > puter puts out:
|> >>      SCOTT!!! Don't let this get out! If PuterGal sees this... why,
|> >>she'll grab a fryin' pan and...
|> >>                      * B O N K *
|> >>      (Puter's head hits the keyboard while there is a female, sexy,
|> >>maniacal laugh in the background...)
|> >
|> >PuterGal, from one fryin'pan totin gal to another:
|> >
|> >                               WAY TO GO!!
|> >
|> >Is this becoming a trend or something?  We now have *two* gals with
|> >frying pans that have to set men straight...*EvilGrin*
|> >
|> >GEMR
|> 
|> You use a *frying* pan to get men straight?  *ouch!* Is this some form
|> of perverse birth control or something?  And didn't you know that
|> frying foods is not healthy?  Now if you had a wok.....
|> 
|> rip

Just as long as they don't start talking about using chopsticks
or tweezers... :-)


(Oops, just noticed that was kinda cryptic...I'll 'splain:

From Robin Williams, "Live at the Met", the "Dr. Roof" routine--

	Ladies, you know the best form of birth control?
	*laughter while pointing*
	That's right, men can't take laughter at the mighty sword!

Think about it, we got time  :-)

---
Cheshire Cat		   Official Back Scratcher of the RFA
 
Take a picture of this: The fields are empty, an abandoned '59 Chevy.
Laying in the back seat, listening to Little Willy John.
Yeah, that's when time stood still.
	- Robbie Robertson
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From: mtompset@descartes.uwaterloo.ca (Mark Tompsett)
Subject: Did I miss anything?
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 06:08:25 GMT

Ok, so I'm still around. The true question is: Is SPACE CADETS still around?
I want to see someone get the girl/smash a major organization/ or die in the
attempt. It's a good story and well sometimes I can actually understand the
way ... forgot the name... is acting. Anyways... IS THERE MORE?

                  Quizzical the ever failing (PMATH 330, C&O 230, etc.)
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From: epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary)
Subject: Re: Blade, Vodka and The Drink Of The Year
Organization: Purdue University Statistics Department
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 13:15:10 GMT

In article <92310.222021AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
>>epperson@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Mary) shares:
>>>What are we gonna do with him ladies?? *grin*
>>
>   Anything you want to, he likes it that way. *wicked grin*
>Or am I wrong Blade??
>Ariel

Oh, this definitely sounds interesting, and yes I *do* believe he has
hinted at this before.  Should prove to be interesting.

I remember a few of us were gonna gang up on him once before, mayhap
we should do it this time? *Mary asks innocently*

Mary
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From: puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude)
Subject: That creakin'....
Summary: Could Castrol Syntec help here?
Keywords: Next up... The bikini contest...
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 21:29:22 GMT

>>>Gets?  Nah....I've ALWAYS been touch *punch*
>>                                ^^^^^
>>Oh, Jules... I still love you when you wear that Freudian slip... (G)
>
>When I saw that typo, I just groaned.  I wondered who would pick up on it.

Ah, you should've known. Wish I could do that darn laugh. BRU-HA-HA-HA-HA!

>Fortunately, Steven is too busy these days....otherwise, I'd never hear
>the end of it.

Y'all are newlyweds! I seriously doubt you'll "hear the end of it"
anytime soon...   *giggle*

>>	(Do I hear the creakin' of the rack in the dungeon?)
>No, that's the refridgerator.

	(Puter starts goin' thru his drawers (not THEM drawers) in the
PuterLab)

Now WHAT did I do with that WD-30? Oh, yeah. It's near the bed...

-- 
(Puter is a deranged individual at puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com)
Absence and death are the same -- only that in death there is no suffering.
							-- Walter S. Landor
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From: boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu (Todd Boatman)
Subject: Re: Letter from a vacation...
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 23:21:42 GMT

Richard Iswara <ri0a+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:

>Todd, Our Private Investor gives:
>> prauda@dol-guldur.hut.fi (Kristiina Prauda) writes:
>>***********lots of things deleted************ 
>> Lots of *cheery hugs* Kristiina!

>This is a new one. Cherry hugs!

>RickI, the RoadRunner
>Wondering what a cherry hugs looks like


You silly bird, CHEERY not CHERRY!  Everyone here knows that 
STRAWBERRIES are the only fruit allowed in the RFA.....unless
you count Chocolate strawberries.  Hmmmm....I wonder if you
could have a chocolate covered strawberry with a cherry 
on top (*wicked grin*).

Todd,
The Official Detective of the RFA
boatman@osiris.cso.uiuc.edu



-- 
"In days of old, when Knights were bold, and journyed from their castles.
Trusty men were left behind, Knights needed not the hassles.  They helped
themselves to pig, and peach, and drank from King's own chalice. Ahh, what
a stirring sight to see, these Gypsies in the Palace." -J.B.
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From: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Julie Salter)
Subject: Re: I lie to save my legs...
Keywords: What Forbiddest Thou?
Organization: Salter, Inc.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 18:04:52 GMT

dch@rodan.UU.NET (Dan C. Horner) shares: 
>
>Oh thank you my little hairless fruit bat,
>you know I was but twiddling the time away
>before actually seeing you again. The hussy
>comment was merely to throw Steve the bloodhound
>from my trail so that he would not know of our tryst!

Good plan, darling.  You're so romantic.  "hairless fruit bat?" 
*Julie rolls her eyes*

>>>I have the strength of many because my heart is pure...
>>Well, your HEART may be pure, but I'm not so sure about the rest of you.....
>
>Guess that one didn't work either...

Nope.  I know you a bit too well.

>
>Oh well, back to being a slug...

Well, you're not QUITE that low....maybe the back of a slug.


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Julie Salter<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
            President, Romantic Fire Association
  Wife of the Official Fireside Sex Advisor..AKA: Steven Salter
"Look into my eyes...you will see....what you mean to me......"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>email: jrsalt@silver.ucs.indiana.edu<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
From: rmair@nyx.cs.du.edu (Ross Mair)
Subject: Re: worried...
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 92 10:12:19 GMT

ssalter@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (-=[SLS]=-) is concerned:


>	... it is 5:30 pm, Tuesday the 10th of November. I am worried.
>Julie just said "I hope someday you have a severe injury of some
>kind..."


Ah yes - is there no end to the deviousness of this lady....

Of course she wants you to have a severe injury...
That way, she'll be able to keep you in bed, and you won't
be able to escape......  :-(

(Half your luck!!)

Ross
Official Personal Bodyguard to Lis, the Good Romantic Witch
***********************************************************
Ignore the from line: I'm really at rwm@stan.xx.swin.oz.au
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