From: riddle@brahms.udel.edu (Tammy Laird)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL:  TAN: News on Chicago Pre-emption
Date: 16 Apr 92 14:07:13 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

In article <1992Apr14.224414.3719@gn.ecn.purdue.edu> mcconiha@gn.ecn.purdue.edu (Susan L. McConihay) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.165205.29662@cbfsb.cb.att.com> mins@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (timothy.j.mizerak) writes:
>>In article <wduk=VW00Uzx82P5Bp@andrew.cmu.edu> lf01+@andrew.cmu.edu (Liz Fox) writes:
>>>
>>>Sophie just called back to say that today's episode is ON (she just
>>>missed a couple of minutes) and that they WILL show Monday's show at
>>>2:40-3:40 a.m. (late tonight).
>>>
>>>I'll keep you posted...back to you, Tim....
>>
>>Thanks Liz.  
>>
>>This just in.....
>>
>>The Onion Goddess has escaped!  That's right, after a torturous 5 day 
>>captivity Onion has broken free and contacted this reporter.  She tells
>>of inhuman acts performed against her in the attempt to get information.
>>Unfortunatley the Spudstress is still among the missing and an extensive
>>two-day search has turned up no clues.  The investigation is being 
>>conducted from Texas but all Peel/Core outlets are on red alert.  
>>
>>....and now we go to Susan McConihay.  Susan?
>>
>>
>Grazie Timothy...
>
>	Sally "Spud" Wilson was spotted just moments ago! She was
>	tied to the top of a cable car, screaming "Seen-Al is the
>	anti-christ, and you can't make me say otherwise!" Several
>	men emerged from the cable car and apparently tried to 
>	subdue her with "Acme Conformist Gas". 
>
>For more details, we take you to Tammy "Peaches" Laird. Tammy?
>
Thanks, Susan...

Thus far we have heard different reports from my colleagues of the escapes
and sightings of the missing Peel sisters, however, none of these "escapes"
or "sightings" have been confirmed.  What....just one moment, please...I
think we are getting some new information....please hold on while I found
out what is going on........

Yes...it does appear we have new information on the whereabouts of the Peel
sisters....I have just been handed some late-breaking news.....It appears
that the Peel sisters have been RESCUED!!!!  Just one moment please, let me
see if I can get all the details of what has JUST happened.  *PAUSE FOR
STATION INDENTIFICATION*

We are back with some vague details of the rescue of the Peel sisters.  It
appears that an evil commandant was holding the Peels in what appeared to
be a prison camp.  Apparently, Onion, Spud, Lix, Paapaya, Baby Apple, and
Joanna Damianna were being held by the sinister net.police to write posts
which were going to be used by others.  I don't know all of the details,
but from what I am hearing now, the Peels have suffered through some pretty
terrifying circumstances.

This Peel reporter has just learned that the successful rescue of her Peel
sisters was engineered by our loving Core brothers.  From what this
reporter is being told, there was a huge explosion, mass confusion on the
part of the net.police, which allowed the Core brothers to rescue the
Peels.  Wait...due to all of the confusion, the Core brothers and Peel
sisters seemed to have forgotten Joanna Damianna.  OH, NO!!!  She's my
twin!  What am I going to do?  Someone has to save her!!!!  The therapy she
is going to have to go through to recover from this captivity is going to
be extensive.  If she is not saved soon, we may never get her back!!!
Please, won't someone save her....sniff, sniff....Wait, is that Mr.
RocketSled Roger I see taking off....GO GET HER ROGER!!!!!

Sorry folks, didn't mean to lose my composure.  I do know that the rescued
Peels are now recovering from their horrid experience of the past few days.
There will be a full report from the sweet Onion later in the day.  This
reporter will, however, keep you posted on the attempt to rescue my twin,
Fresh Squeezed Lemon Juice from the net.police.  

I will be back as more information becomes available.  Remember, only YOU
can stop the net.police.  Peach Pit Peel signing off.

--P