From: nguyen@drutx.ATT.COM (ChuC)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Ti`m hie^?u:  Hai ma(.t cu?a nu. ho^n
Summary: Ti`m hie^?u ve^` nu. ho^n :-)))
Date: 10 Sep 92 04:38:34 GMT
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories - Denver, Colorado


Hi there :-)))

Ne` ne`, tui cu~ng muo^'n ddu+o+.c ... ti`m hie^?u ve^` "hai ma(.t cu?a
nu. ho^n" nu+?a, hee hee :-)))
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| From: TUANTU%UNMCVM.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu (Tuan Tu  --UNMCVM(TUANTU))      |
| Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese                                         |
| Subject: Re: Ti`m hie^?u:  Hai ma(.t cu?a nu. ho^n                         |
| Message-ID: <1992Sep9.143136.24818@news.media.mit.edu>                     |
| Date: 9 Sep 92 14:31:36 GMT                                                |
| Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu                                 |
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| I' dza, ca'i na`y thi` tui tha^'y ho*i la` la. ddo'.                       |
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Hey, ca'i gi` ma` la. the^' ??? @#$%$#@ ??? :-)))
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| Tha^.t ra, theo y ho.c va` khoa ho.c, ho^n nhau ba(`ng mie^.ng va` nha^'t  |
| la` ca'c nu. ho^n a^u ye^'m thu*o*`ng thi` ra^'t la` ma^'t ve^. sinh.  Vi` |
| ddu'ng nhu* la` ba`i vie^'t cu?a ba.n BM.  Ho^n nhau se~ mang la.i nhie^`u |
| thu*' vi khua^?n (bacteria) va` vi tru`ng (viruses) cha.y qua cha.y la.i   |
| trong mie^.ng giu*~a hai ngu*o*`i (co' ai xem phim Innerspace chu*a?).     |
| Ne^'u chu'ng ta ngo^`i xuo^'ng ma` suy nghi~ ve^` ca'i the^' gio*'i nho'c  |
| ti` ti' hon thi` no' tha^.t la` khu?ng khie^'p la('m ddo'.                 |
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Ne` ne`, bacterial and virus transmission is only possible for French kisses
tho^i, hmmm :-))) Besides, it's not that bad if lovers were not wearing ...
hee hee, "miscroscope" when they are kissing; dda^u pha?i microbiology lab
dda^u chu+' ??? @#$%$##@ ??? :-)))
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| Tuy nhie^n, theo nhu* su*. hie^?u bie^'t cu?a nhie^`u ngu*o*`i, thi` "Nu.  |
| ho^n no^`ng" mang la.i nhie^`u su'c ca?m cho ca? hai ngu*o*`i ye^u nhau    |
| khi ho^n nhau, la`m o*n bo? ma^'y con vi khua^?n va` vi tru`ng qua mo^.t   |
| be^n nha.                                                                  |
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Yeah!!! Yeah!!! Let's look at the bright side, wouldn't ya ??? :-)))
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| -Du'ng nhu* va^.y, nu. ho^n no^`ng, kho^ng nhu*~ng chi? mang               |
| la.i ca'i ca?m gia'c sung su*o*'ng cu?a the^? xa'c.  Ma` no' co`n la`m     |
| cho ta^m ho^`n cu?a ddo^i uye^n u*o*ng ra^'t la` thoa?i ma'i.              |
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Geezzz, are these something people call sex and romance ??? @%$#$ ??? :-)))
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| Ga^`n -da^y, tru*o*`ng dda.i ho.c MN at Rochester, vu*`a mo*'i la`m        |
| mo^.t ca'i thi' nghie^.m ve^` ca'c nu. ho^n, cuo^.c thi' nghie^.m          |
| na`y keo' da`i 10 na(m va` co' tre^n 200 ca(.p vo*. cho^`ng hay la`        |
| ti`nh nha^n tham du*.  Ca'i ke^'t thu'c cu?a mo^t cuo^.c ho.c ho?i va`     |
| ti`m hie^?u na`y mang la.i mo^.t ke^'t qua? ra^'t  to^'t dde.p.            |
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Hee hee ... I hope they did not conclude that ... kissing can help human
to reproduce, hmmm ??? @#$%^%$# ??? :-)))
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| Ca'c nha` khoa ho.c ta.i Rochester, MN kho^ng phu? nha^.n la` ho^n nhau    |
| kho^ng thie^'u ca'i pha^`n "ma^'t ve^. sinh"  NHU*NG, khi a^u ye^'m        |
| ho^n nhau, ngu*o*`i ta kho^ng bi. nhu*'c -da^`u, vi` ca'i ca?m gia'c cu?a  |
| mie^.ng mo^i ngu*o*`i ye^u qua'......la` la......ngon la('m......bo*'t     |
| ddau nhu*'c no*i ca'c bo^. pha^.n no*i co* the^?...A`, co' ai o^m ngu*o*`i |
| ye^u cha(.t qua' nghe.t tho*? nhu* tui ho^ng???  Cu~ng la`m cho gia~n      |
| xu*o*ng co^'t, va` bo*'t -dau lu*ng nu*~a ddo' c'ac ba.n a.                |
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Hee hee ... theo kinh nghie^.m rie^ng cu?a tui thi` kho^ng ne^n du`ng qua'
nhie^`u ... lu+.c khi ho^n nhau :-))) Hmmmm, la`m dza^.y thi` co`n gi` la`
a^u ye^'m va` ti`nh tu+. nu+~a chu+' :-))) Besides, most ladies enjoy ...
"tender caress", don't they ??? Ooops!!! @#$%$# :-)))
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| Ke^'t lua^.n, ho^n nhau mang la.i cho ngu*o*`i ta su*. sung su*o*'ng,      |
| gia?m -dau -do*'n, ta(ng tuo^?i tho. (cho ca'c dda^'ng ma`y ra^u) va` no'  |
| gia?m ca'i kho' chi.u PMS cu?a ca'c ba` va` ca'c co^.                      |
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What dzis??? @#$%$#$ :-)))
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| Y' kie^'n cu?a tui...ho^n nhau kho^ng co' gi` sai ca?, ngon la('m ba` con  |
| o*i.  Nhu*ng ma` nhu*~ng ai co' ca'i be^.nh so*. ma^'y chu' ti' hon thi`   |
| chi? ca^`n vo^ nha` ta('m dda'nh ra(ng (Close Up brand toothpaste), hay    |
| la` ho^n nhau sau khi a(n thi.t ga` ha^`m thuo^'c ba('c, hay la` sau khi   |
| xo*i ham bu*a go* vo*'i   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  ca'i mo'n         |
| onion ring.....hi` hi` hi`......                                           |
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Yac!!! Sao ma` no'i ghe^ qua' dza^.y, yac!!! @#$%^%$#@ Ba.n co' bao gio+`
tu+o+~ng tu+o+.ng ngu+o+`i ye^u cu?a ba.n having bad breadth chu+a ??? :-)))
Chi~ nghi~ dde^'n the onion smell (yac) la` tui tha^'y "ti`nh ye^u cha('p
ca'nh" ro^`i ba.n a. ... yac!!! @#$%$# :(((
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| DDu*`ng co' so*. la` a(n ha`nh/to?i, thuo^'c ba('c thi` ngu*o*`i ye^u      |
| ho^?ng chi.u mi'...sai be't ro^`i ca'c ba.n a., co' nghe o^ng ba` mi`nh    |
| no'i kho^ng:::                                                             |
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| " Ca' thia thia quen cha^.u                                                |
| Vo*. cho^`ng quen ho*i...."                                                |
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Oooops, sao ma` la. the^' ??? @#$%$#@ ??? :-))) Ca'c ba.n ne`, ne^'u ma`
ca'c ba.n cho ngu+o+`i ye^u "quen ho+i" dde^`u dde^`u thi`, hmmmm ... ly di.
so+'m la` ca'i cha('c :-)))
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| Tui phu.c ca'c cu. tho*`i tie^`n.........chie^'n sa't -da^'t...........    |
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| D.H.C.V.                                                                   |
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A` ma` ca'c ba.n ne`, xin ca'c co^ ca'c anh ne^'t to+` la`m o+n giu+? gi`n
ve^. sinh sa.ch se~ cho ho+i tho+? tho+m tho va` go+.i ca~m cho ngu+o+`i
ye^u mi`nh ca`ng ye^u mi`nh ho+n nu+~a :-))) Ma^'y chuye^.n nhu+ la` "bad
breadth" kho' ma` ngu+o+`i ye^u cu?a chu'ng ta ddem ra dde^~ ... @$%$# tha?o
lua^.n nhu+ o+? dda^y la('m :-))) Hmmm ... ne^'u ma` dda~ ddem ra no'i ro^`i
thi` ...  o^i tho^i ... cha('c la` ti`nh ye^u dda~ ba('t dda^u` cha('p ca'nh
ro^`i ddo' ca'c ba.n a. :-)))

Ngu+o+`i ye^u me^'n nhu+~ng nu. ho^n ... sa.ch se~, 888-)))

Chris
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese