HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: Short Shamefull Physics
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 01:59:26 GMT


Mark Joseph Delano <md4y+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:

>   There was a standing wave in my orange juice this morning.
>
>   I counted the nodes.

thats what you get for drinking out of waveguides, dielectric
properties of orange juice notwithstanding . . .

speaking of waveguide, what would happen if you made a moebius
waveguide and excited a standing wave in it?

--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"  -R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
From: state@sargent.cs.unc.edu (Andrei State)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 24 Nov 92 02:51:05 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

Rick Kelly writes:
>
> He washes and waxes all three cars at least once a week, and changes the
> oil every 1000 miles.  Any repairs, no matter how slight, are taken care
> of immediately.

When I was living in Germany, I had a neighbor like that.
You could eat your meal on his car's engine, but he had no life at all.


Andrei
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shamefull Physics
Date: 17 Nov 1992 22:18:07 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <0f2GPS200WBL42qUkk@andrew.cmu.edu> Mark Joseph Delano <md4y+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>In article <sf1xZhq00aw4QgymAU@andrew.cmu.edu> Mark Joseph Delano
><md4y+@andrew
>>.cmu.edu> writes:                                          ^^^^^^
>>.... Delano???
>>5150
>>you've got some `splainin' to do, ajd
>I wanna hear what he has to say too.

you've had years for that, mark.

anyhow, i recall quite distinctly charting how many of my
family members have net access.  it was posted no more than
two weeks ago.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hold on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: happy turkey day
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 15:40:56 GMT

	I bought a 13-lb turkey at 39 cents a pound, defrosted it, hacked
the meat off, and put it through my Rival Grinder even though it is not a
rival.  Turkey burgers _ad nauseam_ in my future.

Mark., the neighbor kids are too well-behaved to share its fate
gooley@netcom.com
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 19 Nov 92 02:44:53 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]


	I have memorized "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer, and I didn't
have to.

	(Just because a song has been memorized does not mean it can
be pronunced.  I had no idea how tongue-twisting "chlorine-carbon-
cobalt-copper-tungsten-tin-and-sodium" could be at high speeds, in
context.  Call it Freudian, but it always comes out "tungsten-SIN-
and-sodium".  On the other hand, I can say "molybdenum" at that speed a
lot more coherently than Mr. Lehrer can.)


--
| D. J. McCarthy              "There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
| dmccart@gomez.intel.com                            and hydrogen and oxygen
| ...!intelhf!mipos3!modl01!dmccart          and Pentium(tm) and rhenium...."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: every...
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 18:13:43 GMT
Keywords: NSA this, Mr Spook.

Curtis Yarvin writes:
>patrick finerty writes:
>>every now and then it becomes necessary for me to drive at insanely rapid
>>speeds. this happened today.
>but you lost them, huh?  good.

I've been thinking about this whole SS episode and I think finerty is making
the whole thing up in a pathetic attempt to get attention.  There is just
not enough time to investigate every drooling, left-wing grad student.

Besides, it would much more fun to use the heads of Congressmen.  You
could make a fence around your house with their heads.

Jesse Helms, Al D'Tomatoe, and the Newt.

Nearly brings tears to my eyes.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Subject: Re: more
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 08:52:24 GMT

terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:

>In article <1992Nov19.012511.29855@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:
>>want need want need want need. damnit i don't want more i *need* it! give
>>it to me now. all of it. yes yes yes. more and more until i say i can't
>>take it then give me yet more. hurry hurry hurry, i can't wait any longer.
>>i need more. NEED damnit. jeezus don't you get it? give it to me i need it
>>more thatn you do. please? please? 

>a) the corner of telegraph ave and that cody's bookstore in berkeley.  yeah.
btdt.

>b) your average CS152 student during the first weekend of December.
btdt.  4 days.  jello coffee.  yum yum.

>c) Patty's been hanging in the cereal aisle of Safeway again.
must be a differnt sort of pattie.

--ts	It's a fucking shame.  4th degree meltdown and I don't
	have a single fucking thing to write about it.
	Sometimes life is a complete and _total_ null.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: short, shameful confession
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 16:30:24 GMT

Whenever I see a tank of live lobsters in a grocery store, I want to buy a
lobster and take it home to keep as a pet.

Mark., lonesome
gooley@netcom.com
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Pretension
Date: 20 Nov 1992 04:56:56 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Nov19.035612.8331@gagme.chi.il.us> pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
*For the last two years my answering message has been only
*"This isn't Paul [beep]." I have stubbornly refused to change
*it until someone figures out what it means.

Well, of course it isn't Paul; it's Paul's answering machine.

Captain Kirk isn't the only one who can use logic.


Mark "I am lying" Lippert
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sandman (Was Re: just curious)
Date: 20 Nov 1992 05:50:52 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Nov20.022335.4533@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
*P.S.  You could have redeemed yourself by pointing out that the 
*baby gargoyle Goldie/Irving would be the perfect design for the 
*"Hell's Cavenewts" motorcycle jackets, what with the blobby head
*and body and the vestigial wings.  

YES!!!!!!!!!


Mark "arwk" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (patrick finerty)
Subject: jelly
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.non.sequitor
X-Disclaimer: there are sparrows in the bushes
Keywords: chalk
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 00:13:39 GMT
Expires: never


			i'd like to buy the world a 
		           BIG jar of jelly and
		       feed it to it through a straw.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mgooley@advtech.uswest.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: X-Industries product sighting
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 15:44:45 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.024048.29383@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
>Hot-Lix -- tequila-flavored lollipop, with worm.
>
>"Hot-Lix [tm]   
>"Ingredients: Hydrogenated vegetable starch hydrolysate,
>Insect larva, natural and artificial flavors and colors."
>
>Some points to consider:
>1) I particularly like the correct use of the singular "larva";
>2) I have never heard of "hydrogenated starch hydrolysate" before,
>   despite my being an inveterate reader of ingredients lists;

Standard ingredient of sugar-free candies.  It's a cheap replacement for
sorbitol: they hydrogenate starch so that its consitutent sugars become
sugar alcohols, then hydrolyse it to separate the sugar alcohols (or
else the other way around).  Interesting that they didn't label the
lollipop as "sugar free."

It's a pretty good laxative if you eat enough of it.  The sugar alcohols
aren't easily metabolized (one's body doesn't know quite what to make of
them), and so it's rather like eating sawdust or indigestible fiber.

I used to get diarrhea every time I visted my sister when she was at
Northwestern.  Eventually it dawned on me that this was because she
gave me sugar-free German mints, usually several ounces of them.

Mark., bought a pound of sugar-free caramels yesterday
mgooley@advtech.uswest.com
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Why you can't quit your job
Date: 21 Nov 1992 13:51:37 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Nov21.030940.1328@wetware.com> billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill) writes:
>There's too much old email to decide what to keep.

No problem.  8mm Exabyte.
--scott
From: durway@devnull.tandem.com (Lindsey Durway)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My postbag this morning
Date: 20 Nov 92 20:30:04 GMT
Organization: Tandem Computers, Inc.

In article <Nov20.004712.86348@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>,
arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) writes:
> [...]
>
>Actually, now that I look at it, this disclaimer does have promise...
>(Hell, I've seen lots worse.  'Twill work, just don't expect any awards)
>
>Big Al. The above opinions have nothing to do with the CIA, FBI, IBM, or
>National Wildlife Federation...

Kind of opposite one of my alternate disclaimers:

Although my opinions do not represent views held by Tandem Computers, they
do reflect those officially held by IBM, General Motors, the Pope, Mattel,
Putt-Putt Int'l, Beatrice Foods, the Pentagon, and Idi Amin.  Thank you.

Yeehaw.  Life is sweet.
LD
-- 
Lindsey Durway, a guy.  durway@mpd.tandem.com
I'm not deaf--I'm ignoring you.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: it's the night air
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 08:21:17 GMT


Black and Decker. Reversible. Variable speed. Let X = pierce.
There's a new hole in the wall. He stares into the hole. His
eye against the wall. The people on the stairs, he can hear.
Some bone conduction through his cheek, or maybe through his
eye. She walks by, unseeing of his new orifice, speaking. To
some man, saying, "It's the night air."

He feels his eyeball cooling, a tiny draft through his drill
hole; he blinks. The stairs are empty, full of night air. He
installs a larger bit and reams out the hole. Looking at his
fingers, chooses the left hand. The ring finger fits. In the
dike, holding out the flood of night air. 

All the lights are on. The door is nailed shut. He turns and
picks up a remote. One of the televisions comes on. Daytime,
inside or far away, false and visible. His eyes feel warm on
their way to find day air. He knew it was still out there in
the night.

                              billbill@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: All-Time Koolest Film Star Name
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 20:41:48 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <99.2B0B12AF@business.fidonet.org> Darrell.Cadwallader@f363.n363.z1.fidonet.org (Darrell Cadwallader) writes:
>caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
> 
>H> "Yaphet Kotto"
> 
>"Wings Hauser" 

Recently, I saw an interview with Wings Hauser.  He was asked how he gets
the motivation for all the psycho killer parts that he does.  He said that
when he was growing up, one of the kids who lived next door to him ended up
as Charles Manson's right hand man, and the kid on the other side murdered
his parents and buried them in the backyard.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Internet marriages
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 15:14:27 GMT

SO SAYETH ASK:

>Actually, I know of two people who met on a bbs via internet and are now
>getting married.  They haven't met each other yet... haven't even seen
>photos of each other...  
>
> -- ASK

well, hopefully, whoever is performing this marraige will do the smart
thing; ie convert the wedding chapel into a gas chamber and put these
two hapless nerds out of their misery.


-rob
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: in the mood for a little music - update
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 18 Nov 92 16:40:21 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month

I found a jazz station. The announcer just mentioned that Earwin[*] somebody
was playing the "soft wind" section for the previous piece.

Gerald -if only he knew

[*] this spelling chosen to honor[**] E. Magic Johnson, America's hero
[**] this spelling chosen because Yanks confuse easily
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Xibo retoins
From: xibo@fido.econ.arizona.edu (Mr. Coates)
Date: 20 Nov 92 09:34:37 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Xibological Perimeter

In article <1eh6a0INNj6a@girtab.usc.edu> echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150) writes:

#   >I hope you're happy now.
#
#   I don't know about happy.  Should we just get it over with and killfile you
#   now?
#
#   5150

Oh, yes, please.  I love the *plonk* sound. 

Here, this should speed up the process:

Q. How high can a skeleton count?

A. To skele-ten.


Xibo
From: dennist@sw.stratus.com (Dennis Tetreault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short, shameful confession
Date: 20 Nov 92 20:47:51 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: hydro.cac.stratus.com


  This morning I put both contacts in the same eye. Now it can see twice
as good as before. 


Reality...is fleeting
The Dentist
My thoughts, ideas, opinions not shared by my employer. But that's cool.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Writing device drivers
Date: 22 Nov 1992 20:44:22 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

Make a bugger-up, though, and it's - astounding.  Simply
astounding.  Eyes cannot conceive.  All the dimensions
come out of nowhere and fuck.  Pulsating.  Feeding.
When Ouroboros pops his head up and laughs you'll know
it's over.  Not before.  

Cauterize the plates at once.

c
total synthesis
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Pretension
Date: 20 Nov 1992 03:17:31 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Nov19.035612.8331@gagme.chi.il.us> pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader) writes:
>For the last two years my answering message has been only
>"This isn't Paul [beep]." I have stubbornly refused to change
>it until someone figures out what it means.

oh, let me guess. you never told your parents you had a phone.

For a while, i had "What."

My dad didn't like that, but it got him to leave a message on the machine
for the first time in the three years i'd had a machine.  His message was
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CRAP. JESUS CHRIST, TER, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN
<beep>"

Even now, i put my number on the message because the Milwaukee County
Sheriff's office of restraint orders and such is only one digit off, and
people fuck it up constantly. I really do think people do hear my number
and some of them realize it isn't what they thought they dialed and hten
some of them hang up. 

My mom called a couple months ago to tell me that she "read an article in
the Journal about how women should n't have their phone numbers in their
answering macine messages."

I explained why i do anyway.


"OH. OKAY. FINE. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. GREAT. I'LL GO GET THAT ARTICLE AND
I'LL READ IT TO YOU. I'LL CALL YOU BACK."

I didn't answer the phone for a fucking *week.*  

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 19 Nov 92 19:21:00 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <1992Nov17.181138.5517@telesciences.com> srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) writes:
>In article <9211111348.01@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>>In article <1dpkekINNkf9@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>>>>been most unimpressed.  The first, the thankfully discontinued SL-PJ11,
>>>>[stuff deleted]
>>>>It's the most frustrated I've been since I owned a Ford Escort.
>>>
>>>Hey, the Escort gets bad press, but it's not all that awful.  All you have
>>>to do is replace the cylinder head every 25,000 miles.  Oh yes, and make
>>>sure you have both metric and standard tools....
>>
>>
>>I know a woman who has a 1984 Escort wagon with >100k miles.  Her maintenance
>>has been oil changes, tuneups, and one brake job.
>>
>How much for a brake job?

It was just a simple change the front pads and rear shoes job.  Probably less
than $200.  She does mostly highway driving so she doesn't put a lot of strain
on her brakes.

>>Anything can happen.
>...and probably will.
...but might not.

A friend of mine has a 1984 VW GTI with around 120k miles.  He looks as
cars as investments, and plan to keep it forever.  (it looks like new)
Soon the time will come for him to replace the clutch, which is about $1500.
He figures that he'll have the engine rebuilt at the same time, and it will
be good for another 150k or so miles.

He is kind of crazy, he owns three cars:

1984 GTI		150k miles	his wife now drives it to work
1987 Scirroco 16V	90k miles	he drives this to work
1990 Mazda Miata	10k miles	never sees rain or snow

He washes and waxes all three cars at least once a week, and changes the
oil every 1000 miles.  Any repairs, no matter how slight, are taken care
of immediately.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: just curious
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 16:16:59 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.220626.15947@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>Mark Neeley (mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu) wrote:
>: 
>: What's the scientific name for eye gunk?
>
>Rheum.

Minkey.

>
>--
>---Alfvaen(Looking for "October's Baby")
>"Lucille was secretly thrilled when Norman sucked her toaster."
>   ---B. Kliban
>Current Album--Chris de Burgh:Flying Colours
>Current Read--M.J. Engh:Arslan

Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 20 Nov 92 16:18:09 CST


In article <By17EG.J42@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, djd33237@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (anon) writes:
> cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
> 
> 
> >mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu writes:
> >|gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
> >||Mark., a woman is much, much more than a body pillow
> >|Yeah, I hear she's a smoke.
> 
> >What kind of smoke would she be?
> 
> Luck Strike (tm) maybe?

I've known some Camels.

Unfiltered.

None I would walk a mile for, though. Or even across the street.

jkc (don't see many Virginia Slims)
From: pacomius@maths.uwa.oz.au (Chris Smith (with the beard))
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Best subject line from a mac.group this hour
Date: 18 Nov 1992 14:37:53 GMT
Organization: The University of Western Australia
NNTP-Posting-Host: madvax.maths.uwa.oz.au
Keywords: PowerBook, Matlab, Coprocessor

aslakson@pico.cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate) writes:

>Best subject line from a mac.group this hour:

>	Subject: Faking a coprocessor?

thanks, just broke up with my girlfriend, now i find that, though i
thought it had a coprocessor every time i turned it on, my *computer*
may have been faking it
t'riffick, reelie t'riffick
 
pacomius, subscribing to alt.suicide.insecure
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: akhanna@hamp.hampshire.edu
Subject: Re: bliss
Organization: Hampshire College
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 23:48:16 GMT

Yay!


AvaniIn article <gerald.722040238@gerald>, gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny) writes:
> Tonight's pizza night!
> 
> Gerald
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: oops
Date: 17 Nov 92 01:18:43 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
I left a comma out of my previous post.
Here it is:	,

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Subject: Short Geometric Observation
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 04:18:57 GMT

After playing solitaire with round cards for a while, rectangles start to look
strange.

--
---Alfvaen(Looking for "October's Baby")
"Lucille was secretly thrilled when Norman sucked her toaster."
   ---B. Kliban
Current Album--Les Rita Mitsouko:The No Comprendo
Current Read--Karen Wehrstein:Lion's Heart
From: pv@gagme.chi.il.us (Paul Vader)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short Shameful Pretension
Date: 19 Nov 92 03:56:12 GMT
Organization: Inline Software Creations
Originator: pv@gagme

For the last two years my answering message has been only
"This isn't Paul [beep]." I have stubbornly refused to change
it until someone figures out what it means.

Before this, my message said "I'm trapped at the bottom of a well
and will call you back when the media circus is over" with a nice
echo added by my MacRecorder. The horror. PV
-- 
Paul Vader            systems analyst, rollerblader, hell's cavenewt,
pv@gagme.chi.il.us    FOAF, vindicated liberal democrat
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: msluyter@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Michael Sluyter)
Subject: Short Shameful Baboon
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 20:11:22 GMT

I have these aliases in my .cshrc file:

alias dir ls
alias dri ls
alias idr ls
alias rdi ls


forgive me, Lord.
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shamefull Physics
Date: 18 Nov 1992 18:36:40 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1ebr2vINNk5e@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>In article <0f2GPS200WBL42qUkk@andrew.cmu.edu> Mark Joseph Delano <md4y+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>>you've got some `splainin' to do, ajd
>>I wanna hear what he has to say too.
>you've had years for that, mark.

Brotherly love.
Sibling rivalry.

You make the call.

>anyhow, i recall quite distinctly charting how many of my
>family members have net access.  it was posted no more than
>two weeks ago.

Yeah, but you didn't say where and whether they had t.b access.  Withholding
such information can be detrimental.


5150
to what, i won't say
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