HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: Yawn...
Keywords: asshole asrehole
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:44:05 GMT

Rob Dobson types ... 
>
>>>Ass, Arse ... who cares ?
>
>ok, i will be more precise then and designate you and mr graley by the
>term
>
>ANAL PORE
>
>is this more accpetable?

Where'd find that ? Your new thesaurus ?

It's fine by me but I think you must find a word in five
letters or less for grunting neanderthals like Mr Graley.

_________________________________________________________________________
| Jorn Halonen              | "dinga ding dang my danga long ling long" |
| jorngh@sofus.dhhalden.no  |                               - Ministry  |

Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.tasteless.jokes
From: fishhook@sage.cc.purdue.edu (steven freeman)
Subject: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 00:11:27 GMT

In article <Uf=JazG00WAyR291xn@andrew.cmu.edu> Thomas Omar Smith <ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>Excerpts from netnews.alt.tasteless.jokes: 11-Dec-92 Re: Joke for you 10
>percenters Mr J S Graley@csv.warwic (940)
>
>> In article <92346.045837JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> Joe Carlson
>> <JKC3@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>> |In article <ByvvzF.KFs@cck.coventry.ac.uk>, csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (MR X)
>> |says:
>> |
>> |>In article <24276@hacgate.SCG.HAC.COM> sperdomo@samson.hac.com writes:
>> |>>Do you know why the British ships came back from the Falkland Islands
>> full of
>> |> sheep?
>> |
>> |>>
>> |>>War brides.
>> |
>> |>At least we won the falklands war....
>> |
>> |   Yea, right, and the Falklands most destructive weapon was using
>> |a rubber band to fling cottonballs...get real dork.
>> |
>
>> DUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR!!!!
>
>> CUCKOO CUCKOO 
>
>> THIS DIM FUCK HAS TO BE THE MOST REMEDIAL POSTER TO ALT.FLAM IN THE ENTIRE
>> HISTORY OF TIME (APART FROM FUCK-WITTY)!!!
>
>> It was the ARGIES we shot fuck out of in that war, after _they_ invaded the 
>> Falklands. We were outnumbered 4-1 (or something) and we still burned their
>> arses.
>
>> ~THE GREAT NAME
>
>> -- 
>>     Don't worry,
>>      Its like in the comic books...
>>       ITS NOT REAL!
>
>It took the British three weeks to deploy troops into the Falklands. 
>The U.S. had troops in staging in Saudi Arabia within 48 hours of the
>invasion of Kuwait.  By the time you limeys get your sorry assed army in
>motion, America has already done the job and gotten the glory.

You also forgot to add that the units that did best wern't actually British,
 but the Gurkahs, who are probably one of the best fighting units in the world.
>
>
>					Tom the non hacker
>					Kemp in 96!
>					"If patriotism is the last refuge
>					of scoundrels,  Then environmentalism
>					is the current refuge of totalitarians."
>					Bob Jackson
From: tilden@goldwing.ksu.ksu.edu (Tilden-Master of Illogic)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: For little ghost
Date: 18 Dec 1992 08:03:04 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: goldwing.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <Bz9JD0.563@cs.psu.edu>, krobinso@brickred.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>
>First, Michele is a she, not a he. Second, K e n does not speak
>for Penn State, K e n speaks for K e n. And finally, K e n speaks 
>in such a way as to not infringe on K e n's rights to post. Penn
>State has it's problems, but it is a well established educational
>organization, and K e n is proud to attend such a fine university.
>
>K e n   R o b i n s o n

Then why are they letting you go there.  Things that make you go Hmmm.....

Tilden-Which just happens to be my name, Kenneth!
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: the log in Patrick's eye
Summary: The space in Trish's head
Organization: 29 45 N by 95 21 W -- the ICBM stops here.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 13:49:15 GMT

In article <Bz8GoD.GHB@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) writes:
>If it's not too much bother, Patrick, could you try directing your
>comments to what I actually wrote instead of what you want to think
>I wrote?  

If it's not too much bother to you, perhaps you'd pay attention and notice
that I did?

Racism exists?  Sure.  So, let's do something about it.  You prattle about
how affirmative action is such a good thing.  I don't think it is, because
all it is is the same mistakes our ancestors made, except now that one race
is targeted.  Maybe YOU think that two wrongs make a right, but I was
brought up a little better than that.

I don't give a good goddamn what your fellow-travelers think, as they try
and splinter this society into an American Yugoslavia -- in my book, there
are no such creatures as African-Americans, Hispanic Americans, Native
Americans, or any other artifical invention.  Fuck that.  We're all
Americans, whether we like it or not, and we'd best start learning to live
with that fact.  If you don't like that, I offer you a bit of advice -- hit
the road, and don't let the screen door hit you.

--PLH, just throwing his two cents' worth in.  Your mileage will vary,
obviously. 



--
From: exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Americans are Screwy
Date: 17 Dec 92 14:27:34 GMT
Organization: Ericsson Network Systems, Inc.
X-Disclaimer: This article was posted by a user at Ericsson.
              Any opinions expressed are strictly those of the
              user and not necessarily those of Ericsson.

In article <1992Dec17.010309.5373@tdb.uu.se> t89par@tdb.uu.se (Par Svensson) writes:

>Should read; -PATHETIC

>/Par

Thats about PAR for the course.   Hehe.

 ----------------------!!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!-------------------
 ObQuotes:
 "Ignorance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
 "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."

  - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
    Visit the SOUNDING BOARD BBS 214-596-2915, a Wildcat! BBS
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.)
Subject: Re: British Empire Loyalists
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 23:33:48 GMT

liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) whines:

->I see we're going to flame all threads that I am in.  

what the fuck do you expect when you're posting only to
alt.flame?

i think we'll add your remark to alt.flame's list of
cluless newbie blunders.

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating)
Subject: Re: To flame or not to flame. That's the clue.
Organization: an unknown point
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 00:04:32 GMT


Michele Dall'Agata (dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov) wrote:
: SHIT! Everybody is gone. For the week-end? For Christmas (ARRRGGGH!), for 
: the life? Let's see. I hope that I will not be the only one to post here...
: 
: Anyway, To Flame or NOT to Flame? That's the clue. I mean, I was so *happy* 
: the first time that I saw this folder, I thought "Yeaahhh! Finally people 
: that like to *flame*! We are not so many around the world, and everybody is 
: HERE!". Bullshit, just bullshit. It is just a bunch of chickens, that try 
: to have fun pissing of the other people. I am an *ANGRY MAN*

A *MAN*? I thought you were FEMALE, you prissy penile androgynous bitch.

Marlon
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: launce@medusa.med.utah.edu (Tri-Ungulate)
Subject: Re: to jbm14@jaguar w./ pity
Organization: Trifurcate-Hooved Ruminant Surveyors, Inc.
	<LAUNCE.92Dec14120358@medusa.med.utah.edu>
	<1992Dec14.221417.1@acad.drake.edu>
Date: 15 Dec 92 13:37:16

In article <1992Dec14.221417.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>   Oh sure. Swedish girlfriend. Good come back. Good come back. Of
>   course.

Why thank you.

>   our exchanges with yourself underscore your ability to complete
>   prick. 

Whatsamatta Phantom?  Losing your already tenuous grasp?  Didn't think
you'd get so bent outta shape as to start posting incomprehensible
gibberish.  Oh yeah, forgot about your He-man postings to Cindy and
Jorn.

>   Why don't you take your European-I-had-them-all tour 

Nah. Not all of 'em.  One was just fine with me. 

>   to alt.sex.stories.for.the.impotent ok big guy?

That seems to be your realm, little guy.  Go for it.

>   --The Phantom

non-mu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: Tangled mess, phantom hits the fan
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 21:07:38 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.010603.15697@vlsi.polymtl.ca>, d40937@leibnitz (Jean Yves Desbiens) writes:

> again he thinks I am annoyed. Go on pale face, make a fool of 
                                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Heee Heee... Don't be so sure of yourself....

Since you obviously didn't understand the reasoning behind my "you're French"
accousations, I will renew the case in chief. Do you deny being a French
Canadian? If you are, you are worse than any Frenchman on Earth, as they do not
sit in a different country, WISHING to be united with France once again. So how
say you 'Pale Face' <<Heee... Heeee...>>

--The Phantom
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: The world, she's-a-round, like-a your head
Date: 12 Dec 92 23:36:42 GMT
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <Bz5J5u.701@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
> In <6769@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca> king@dciem.dciem.dnd.ca (Stephen King) writes:
>>In article <1g10fiINNjqu@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>>>>The discover of America has been for the italians a proof that the world is 
>>>>round, not flat. 					^^^^^

>>Hate to bring any factual information to this entertaining little exchange,
>>but wasn't the Greek Aristosthanese (sp?) the one who first wrote of the earth
>>being round? If I recall correctly, he calculated the circumference of our
>>planet quite accurately, given his crude instrumentation.
> 
> And even more interesting, of course, Christopher Columbus had the 
> circumference wrong.  If he hadn't accidently bumped into an unknown
> continent on the way to India, he'd have been fish food.

Fuck! I am fucking tired to speak about that. The keyword is "Proof"! I did 
not say that Colombo wanted to proove that, I said that after Colombo we 
could *finally* say that the world is round. I know that Colombo wanted to 
go to India, and he did not want to discover america. But he has been the 
first guy of the modern Europe that wanted to try pass the "Ercole columns".
He has been the first. Why has he been the first, if everybody knew that the
world was not flat?!? Did you get the point? The church was still claiming 
that the world was flat, that the world was on the center of Universe (I 
know, it seems crazy, now).
Galileo and Copernico had a bad fucking time with the church. The priests 
were powerful, they were assholes, they did not like science, because knowledge
is against religion, religion lives with the supertition (even if I do not 
claim that there is *not* a God). Do you get the point now?


	Michele
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: JORN--Captin Caveman of alt.flame (was Re:PHANTOM BLOWS IT)
Date: 14 Dec 92 18:52:57 GMT
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA

In article <jorngh.182.724278731@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> As I've repeatedly posted today : YOU'RE A FAT CLUELESS MAGGOT ...

As you repeatedly post EVERYDAY!! "Maggot, maggot, clueless, stupid, stupid,
clueless, maggot" You're just like Kevin!
 
> Did blondes genetically *originate* from Norway ? That's so stupid
> that I really don't believe my eyes !!! The first blonde on earth was
> certainly *not* from Norway. Where *do* you get your facts ?

JORN HURT EYES WHEN JORN TRY TO THINK!! JORN NO LIKEUM THINKING! JORN TAKE
STUPID MAGGOT CLUELESS COMPUTER AND BASH WITH JORN BIG STICK!!
 
> Do you have a problem writing english you son of a satan
> worshipper ? You're the one with a primitive view on women,
> Blondes from Norway, remember ?

JORN NO UNDERSTAND SILLY PHANTOM IN HIS MAKING FUN OF ME!! JORN NO CARE! JORN
CRETIN!! JORN KING CRETIN!!!

> YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE, PHANTOM THE CLUELESS!

No. Phantom...just Phantom. Try a little variety in your adjectives.

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: Jorner Whiner
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 02:49:14 GMT

In article <18DEC199216283608@vill.edu> 187701458@vill.edu writes:
>
> <silly comparison deleted>
>
>	No more questions, Your Honor.
>

I'll say as you americans say (in whining voice) :

DON'T YOU GRASP THE SARCASM ?!?!
GET A CLUE !!!
BUY YOURSELF A THESAURAUS !!!

You're a perfect paranoid, you know that ? drooling for weeks
over all my postings trying to find contradictions in my words.
Go fuck yourself, and merry x-mas ...

>			Jagdeep Sahni
>			A Hard Hitting, Trash Talking Philadelphia Eagles Fan

Trash talk, yes ...
From: cress@cutlass.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Perot In '96 (Was Re: Test the flame)
Date: 13 Dec 1992 00:55:38 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cutlass.ksu.ksu.edu


In article <1992Dec12.233822.1@acad.drake.edu>, rjr004@acad.drake.edu writes:
>

>>>
>> Who gives a shit, he's a loser.
>> 
>> Garrett
>
>   Fuck you, you are the loser.  Even the "winner" Slick Willy only got 4 out
>of 10 votes.  Not even a majority...
>
>President Hillery and Bill will lose after they fuck up...
>
>
Gee no kidding, I really didn't know that (that was sarcasm for you dimbulbs)
Clinton is a loser too.

Garrett
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: what simoN is:
Date: 11 Dec 92 20:45:25 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame,psu.flame
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <Bz3KCI.JKK@cs.psu.edu>, krobinso@brickred.crayola.cs.psu.edu
(Kenneth J Robinson) wrote:
> 
> BriBri in alt.flame?? Tsk Tsk!! "This is where the big boys play."

So what are you doing here, N e k?

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: I'm callin you out, spook-gook  [ was Re: Re:Andy Fart and...]
Summary: Slap iron, pole-cat.
Date: 12 Dec 92 08:12:09 GMT
Organization: CompuTrac Inc., Richardson TX

vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>If you had to prove everytime you posted that you and Andy were not ignorant,
>far too old people who are wasting your company's money, we would have to set
>aside an entirely different newsgroup. Something like: alt.why.I'm.not.a.moron

>--The Phantom


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaaawww!!!!   Hol' on thar a second you lil'
sheet totin', back-tabbin', beady-eyed, pole-cat, sissy-boy who likes
Eye-Talian boys with gurls names!!!!

Yore gettin' gist a lil' too gol-damned big for those thar britches of yorn.
I been mighty tolerant of yorn shootin that dang loud mouth of yorn off, but
I think it's time I pinned yor ears back a might.  

Sayin' them nasty thangs 'bout me and hyar I thought we wuz pen pals!

I git more work done in one day, than you ever thought about, you worthless,
linen-spinnin', wet-behind the ears, drain on society.  What have you-all
contributed to the GNP, lately besides look up the damn ol' difference between
a spook, a spectre, a phantom, a banshee, and a gol-durned ghost?

Who y'all callin' old!
I'm in the prime of life:  33 years old.  Great shape, lotsa money.  Been 
around enuf to know what the ladies want and still able to give it to 
them, reaaal slow-like.  I'm the kinda guy who'd take yor lil' sweetheart
away if you warn't such a geek as not to have one, you pore lil' ole thang.
Maybe you might git a woman if you warn't always hauntin' the damn corr'doors 
of alt.flame, you lifeless ghost-boy.  

<urp*>  Whoopee!  THat's the ticket!  Go on now.  You call yore-sef the 
"Phantom" 'cause it's yore way of sayin' ye ain't gotta life! I git it!

I'm callin' you out, spooky-wooky, an I'm gonna drop you like a bad habit, son.
I'm gonna make a spectre-cle outta ya.  Go ahead, you need the exorcise.
You ain't gotta ghost of a chance. 

Make yor play.

-- Andy  

	<*hiccup>
From: nunn@it.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Dear Troll (Re: Lovely Australia)
Date: 21 Dec 92 03:20:25 GMT
Reply-To: nunn@it.ntu.edu.au
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University


  My post (due to it's size) keeps on kicking out. Therefore I'm going to
have to summarise.


   (i) SeaWolf Class sub's are a fictitous sub from Tom clacey's novel: "Red
Storm Rising" and it is not a current commission is you claim.

  (ii) I wasn't born yesterday

 (iii) Current Los Angelios class sub can't run, operate, or be slight in 40-50
 metre water.

  (iv) Ha Ha ..- Got ya!


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                 JsNO BAR----NUNN

           Spelling disclaimer: "My SUN keyboard is a chunk of shit"

      "Computer Science students learn how to become computing professionals,
     Business Information Systems students are users learning about themselves"
                 nunn@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au  NTU, DARWIN, NT, OZ
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: To flame or not to flame. That's the clue.
Date: 20 Dec 92 02:32:47 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <BzJ6vK.Mnv@unix.amherst.edu>, mbfeld@unix.amherst.edu (A waste of bandwidth originating) writes:
> 
> 
> A *MAN*? I thought you were FEMALE, you prissy penile androgynous bitch.
> 
> Marlon

And here you see another moron that think that on the world there are only 
english names. I'm italian, idiot, and in Italy the man name for Michael 
is MichelE. The female one is MichelA. You know, the world is big, asshole,
so there is *NOT* only USA on the world. Thus, if a guy from *another* 
country has a name which the spelling is the same of a woman name here, it 
does not mean anything. It just means that his name has a different 
spelling. 

	Michele

===========================================================================
I wish to everybody a real BAD Christmas. I hope that your fathers will die
doing the role of Santa Claus that come down from the chimney. I wish that
your planes blow out while you are going back home to meet your families.
Have a Christmas Drink and Drive accident, get as many DUI as you can.
And, Last but not Least, FUCK YOURSELF, again.
===========================================================================
From: kmr4@po.CWRU.edu (Keith M. Ryan)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: You're the top of the 'stupid' chain
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 14:57:48 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University
NNTP-Posting-Host: b64635.student.cwru.edu

In article <1992Dec16.090141.13083@bsu-ucs> 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
>
>You know what is scary... you guys are the top of the heap
>around here.  It is you guys that are going to rule the world in
>the next generation because you are the only ones with enough
>intelligence to operate the computers that are running society! 
>It is scary that there are people out there that are even more
>ignorant than the wankers who frequent alt.flame.
>
>FUCK YOU ALL!
>
>-- redone for the Understanding impaired 

	You forgot to say, "Young whippersnapers."
---
	"on average, fully 50% of Catholic parents sodomize their 
	 children before they reach the age of ten... Babtist rate
	 at 43% and Lutheran's come in at 34%"
From: liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: "Black Power" (was Re: Perot In '96 (Was Re: Test the flame))
Date: 14 Dec 1992 00:33:24 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <1992Dec13.194209.1562@Princeton.EDU> datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper) writes:
>In article <1gg0d8INNl61@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, liz@bigwpi.WPI.EDU
>(PostMistress General) writes:
>[stuff about LA rioting and Black Power deleted]
>>*I*
>>didn't enslave you, and *you* weren't the one who was a slave; those
>>were things that our *ancestors* did.  So, when does it end?  How long
>>do we have to pay for things that happened long ago?
>
>Not to flame you, Liz, but my point is this (and I think you'll agree
>with me here): Even if you buy the "ancestors" argument, how far are
>you going to take it? Could modern day Af-Ams sue native Africans for
>capturing their ancestors and selling them to Arab and European
>slave traders? Could I demand that the Germans give me the estate that
>belonged to my grandfather's family before WWII? [other stuff deleted]

Dave, that was my point...I was saying that we *shouldn't* have to
pay forever for sins of the past...

						--Liz


--
deal with it, pink boy
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Thanks giving day
Date: 11 Dec 92 16:58:37 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec11.195009.6856@Princeton.EDU>, datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper) writes:
> In an earlier post, Michele wrote:
> 
> The church in Italy and in all Europe, had (and has) a big fucking 
> power.
> 
> 	Silly me. And I thought the Pope frowned on that type of thing.
> 
> Tep--"But can you still use whipped cream?"

Such a trivial, ignorant, stupid, moron! What the fuck are you saying? That 
the fucking catholic church has no power?!? Did you hear anything about the 
crash of "Banco Ambrosiano"? Did you hear anything about the "supposed"
connections between the IOR (the Vatican Bank) and it? Do you know about a 
cardinal called Marcinkus?!? He lives on Chicago, now. He was supposed to 
go to the italian court, to "explain" about that. I am not catholic, moron. 
I am supposed to be, but I do not trust such a bullshit. And centuries ago 
it was worse than that. 

	Michele