From: Sheila McMahon <sheila.mcmahon.3@nd.edu>
Subject: ATWT: WednesdayIrishUpdate 1/6/93
Reply-To: sheila.mcmahon.3@nd.edu
Organization: Computer Science, Indiana University
X-Nupop-Charset: English
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 93 13:30:17 CST  

Hi folks,

Well, here we are. It's time for my first update as the official Wednesday
updater. So get ready for long winded, opinionated updates. But first, a few
personal comments...

Ribabe: So David wants to know when BaByDolL, GGG and I are available huh?
        Does he mean separately or together???

McDano: Don't you think that forcing me to Eat Healthy and Hairy Cereal as
        punishment for screwing up on my trivia question is a bit harsh??
        I guess I should be thankful that it's just a one time thing and I
        don't have to continue to eat it until they resolve the Crawford
        Storyline satisfactorily. That would mean the rest of my life.

GGG: I received your postcard yesterday. Thanks! I enjoyed hearing from you.

Jeep: Thanks for the phone call yesterday. It's nice to be able to put the
      voice with the name.

BaByDolL and Jeep: Now that I'm an official updater, is there some official
                   updater initiation in the Linen Closet that I have to
                   experience?


Now on with the show...


RollsRoyce's office
-------------------

Rolls and NealArmstrong (great nickname BaByDolL) are there talking when
Easily shows up. "Neal...What are you doing here?", she asks sweetly. Rolls
tells her that he left some papers over at Girlwide and NealArm was nice
enough to drop them by. NealArm leaves and Rolls and Easily share a proper
greeting. (Does anyone else cringe whenever these two are all lovey dovey?)


Newlywed Pad (Andull and Court'meNoMore's place)
------------

Andull and Court'menomorebecauseI'mhappilymarried arrive home from their
honeymoon. Andull carries her over the threshold and they generally act
gagful. The phone rings and the machine picks it up because they're busy
smooching. It's some guy from some department store telling them they have
been pre-approved for a credit card. Andull's all excited, but Court says
they shouldn't take it because of their budget. Then they listen to a
message that JoolSlut left telling them that Chilly knows the truth and left
town. Andull and Court look at each other horrified and then hug each other
as though it's the end of the world. (Like they didn't know this was
coming?)


Girlwide
--------

Hold'dumb shows up at Juicy's office. He wants to know why Juicy didn't like
him and didn't want him to marry the Chillster. Juicy says "Oh God, I could
write a book about you!". She says that before they get into that, there is
something he should know about Ivagottasecretthatonlyholddumbdoesn'tknow and
JoolSlut. She tells him that there was something they were keeping from him.
But before she can blurt out the truth, the phone rings. Juicy
answers..."Chilly...dahling are you calling me?", she asks tearfully. Juicy
tells Chilly she was frantic and just wanted to know where Chilly was and if
she was alright. Hold'dumb wants to talk to Chilly but when Juicy hands the
phone to him, Chilly hangs up. Juicy tells Hold'dumb that Chilly is in
Switzerland. Hold'dumb asks what she said, but Juicy evades the question. He
tells her that he's surprised Chilly would call Juicy because Chilly told
him that she never wanted to speak to Juicy again. Juicy blames Hold'dumb
for Chilly's leaving town, but Hold'dumb tells her its her fault because she
didn't tell Chilly that he was in New York all those months. JohnnyD comes
in and diffuses the situation by telling Juicy he needs to talk to her
alone. Hold'dumb leaves after asking JohnnyD to find out what Chilly said to
Juicy on the phone.


Rolls' Office
-------------

Rolls and Easily continue to make me queasy. Easily asks Rolls if Juicy was
in a better mood back at Walsh after lunch at Emilios. Easily tells him she
was probably upset because NealArm and Scooter were having lunch together.
She tells Rolls that Juicy and Scooter had a thing going, but Scooter called
it off. "Hell hath no fury like Lucinda scorned", Rolls remarks.


Newlywed Pad
------------

Andull's on the phone with Kimster saying that he and Court will be by to
pick up the rest of their wedding gifts and for Gram and Mac's going away
party. (Must be nice to have a going away party every time you take a
vacation). Andull hangs up and Court tells him to call the slut. Andull
calls and reaches Sleaza. Sleaza dishes all the dirt about the Error
situation and JUICYGATE! Andull is horrified.


Mustang Ranch
-------------

lilDebbie daydreams about duh...Hutch. Duh...Hutch comes in and lilDebbie
tells him she's thinking about moving into the dorms at Yuckdale U. She
tells him things are awkward with Rosehand because Rosehand got on her case
about telling duh...Hutch about seeing Rosehand kissing getEven in the
hayloft. Angel, Enema and Rosehand come downstairs and Rosehand goes out
onto the porch to retrieve some potatoes. Duh...Hutch follows her
purposefully while lilDebbieManipulator looks on with a sly smile.
Duh...Hutch asks Rosehand if she gave lilDebbie a hard time, and Rosehand
denies it, simply stating that she just told lilDebbieBratFace that she
didn't appreciate her spying, but she's sure lilDebbie was only to happy to
run to duh...Hutch about it. Duh...Hutch wants to know what she means by
that and Rosehand says "you figure it out!". She goes back inside leaving
duh...Hutch standing there with a confused look on his face that does his
nickname proud. Conner shows up for dinner and to counsel Hold'dumb on
business. GetEven calls for Rosehand and duh...Hutch looks annoyed. She
agrees to go to the cellar with GetEven. Duh...Hutch frowns while lilDebbie
smiles. Klip and the slut show up and Klip tells Enema that he's applied to
the police academy. Enema giggles, as do most Whirley World fans. Cries of
"Hothead Klip... A COP???" can be heard all across the nation.


Chez Hughes
-----------

Bon Voyage party for Nancy and Mac is in progress. The celebrants include...
Kimster, Bobo, Sleaa, Scooter, Ellen, Babs and the guests of honor
themselves. Kimster asks Sleaza where her guest is and Sleaza is being very
secretive. The doorbell rings. Scooter answers it and it's Neal. "Scooter! I
had no idea you'd be here". "I know how you feel", he replies. They look at
Sleaza and she smiles and waves. It seems Sleaza is determined to play
matchmaker between Scooter and her new best friend NealArm.


Juicy's Pad
-----------

Juicy and Johnny discuss the Chilly situation. Juicy tells JohnnyD that
Chilly was mad because Juicy sent S'Yawn Baxter to see Chilly, after Chilly
specifically said she didn't want to be found. JohnnyD tells her that Chilly
loves her and will be home after she has time to think as long as Juicy
doesn't do anything else to alienater her.


Chez Hughes
-----------

Bobo tells Mac taht all his test results are not in yet but they will be
before they leave for Germany. Rolls and Easily show up and NealArm and
Rolls exchange glances. Then the newlyweds show up bearing gifts. Sleaza
tells Andull that Klip is appling to the police academy. Andull stands there
with that dorky look he's so famous for.


Mustang Ranch
-------------

Hold'dumb bursts in and tells everyone about Chilly's call to Juicy.
LilDebbie tells duh...Hutch that the farm is so different from where she
grew up. There's always so much activity. "Dorm life is going to seem so
lonely after this", she says, angling for duh...Hutch's pity. "Then stay
here", he tells her. She says she can't because of the way Rosehand feels
about her. "That's all my fault", says duh...Hutch. "No it's not", she says
as she strokes his arm. Just then Rosehand comes downstairs. GetEven shows
up and after a little high school behavior from Rosehand and duh...Hutch,
Rosehand and GetEven leave for the cellar. Angel fills Conner in on
JUICYGATE. Hold'dumb  asks JoolSlut what it was Juicy was referring to when
she said that JoolSlut and Ivagotta were purposefully keeping something from
him. Everyone exchanges nervous glances.


Chez Hughes
-----------

Kimster warns Sleaza about playing matchmaker with Scooter and NealArm.
Easily tells Nancy and Mac that while they are in Berlin, they should check
out a building that Rolls designed. Rolls asked how she knew about that and
she replies "I'm becoming quite knowledgable about architecture, and famous
architects".  GAG ME!!!! Rolls gets a phone call and needs to go back to the
office. Rolls and Easily are kissing goodbye while NealArm looks on none to
happy.


Cellar
------

Rosehand and GetEven are there. She opens a letter from her mothers lawyer
which states that her mother had set up a trust fund for her college
education. She's pleased because this means she doesn't need to go to her
father for money. And, she's touched that her mother did this for her.
Klip and the slut are there and Andull and Court show up. Klip and Jool give
Andull and Court up to the minute reports on JUICYGATE.


Juicy's pad
-----------

Juicy and JohnnyD sit by the fire and have a heart to heart. Juicy tells
JohnnyD that the truth has too big a price...she lost Chilly...JohnnyD told
Enema the truth and as a result lost..."whatshername". She of course is
referring to Ivagottabellythat'sgrowingexponentially. JohnnyD tells Juicy
that old "whatshername" is starting lamaze soon. He tells her that he
offered hi medical expertise to her, but she chose the slut as her lamaze
coach. Juicy laughs and says "Jool's got a lot of experience delivering
babies, you're just a cardiologist", and they both giggle. JohnnyD pours
them both a drink and they start making toasts. JohnnyD toasts "To the
things you do for your daughter, because I know that you truly do love
her"...and they toast. JohnnyD says Chilly just needs some time then she'll
come home...and they drink to that. JohnnyD says he should have told Chilly
and Hold'dumb the truth the minute he found out the truth...and they drink
to that. "And let's learn something from this", JohnnyD says. "I'm not
toasting to that", Juicy replies. "Ok...to not learning something from
this", ...and they drink to that.


Scooter and NealArm
-------------------

Scooter sees NealArm to her door. She asks if he minded that she was there
tonight and he says no. They exchange pleasantries and say goodnight.


Mustang Ranch
-------------

Conner is giving Hold'dumb lessons in business. He asks how he helped with
the takeover. Conner says that he tried to stay out of it, but Chilly
unknowingly asked Hold'dumb to vote her proxy and he couldn't in good
conscience vote for Juicy so he voted for Conner and Smirk.

WAIT A MINUTE!!! COME ON WRITERS THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED!!
What Conner was talking about happened a year later, when Juicy was trying
to get the company back. In fact that was the catalyst that caused the
blowup between Hold'dumb and Chilly, that sent him to Iva's to overhear the
truth and to run off to New York to lose his brain.

During Kirk and Conner's takeover of Walsh, Hold'dumb refused to vote
chilly's stock so Kirk talked her into letting him do it and her stock is
what put them over the top. Come on writers do your homework!!

What do you think folks??? Should Whirley World hire me to check out these
facts for them. I can see my name in the credits now...

        HISTORICAL CONSULTANT.................THE GODDESS OF TRIVIA


..but I digress


Conner leaves after she and Hold'dumb share a special moment on the porch.
Is there romance in their future??

Angel tells Enema, that she doesn't think Klip the Hothead is cut out to be
a cop and she wishes JoolSlut would talk him out of it. She also says that
Seth thinks Klip is doing this for Jool.


Juicy's pad
-----------

Juicy thanks JohnnyD for stopping her from telling Hold'dumb the truth about
Error. JohnnyD gets ready to leave but Juicy asks him to stay...WILL HE??


Rolls' Office
-------------

NealArm shows up and tells Rolls they need to talk. "I don't know how much
longer we can go on with this", she says.


The End.


The way they left Tom and Margo hanging the day before, I can't believe they
weren't on this show. DID MARGO OVERHEAR THAT HAL IS STILL ALIVE OR NOT??? I
hate when they're inconsistent in their editing.

Enjoy,
Irish



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