From: jim@jimmc.chi.il.us (Jim McNicholas)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Help with XMS mailer on my Game-Boy?
Date: 6 Nov 92 01:18:48 GMT
Reply-To: jim@jimmc.chi.il.us (Jim McNicholas)
Organization: Prime Time Productions Aurora, Illinois

dmsilev@athena.mit.edu (Daniel M Silevitch) writes:

> In article <1d3q3nINN84c@sam.ksu.ksu.edu>, sdoran@sam.ksu.ksu.edu (Steven Mar
> |> bgohari@wam.umd.edu (Babak Gohari) writes:|> 
> |> >In article <1d35ppINN7mb@sportster.ksu.ksu.edu> tilden@sportster.ksu.ksu.
> |> >>In article <Bx019p.D1s@willamette.edu>, dlutz@willamette.edu (David Lutz
> |> >>>In article <1992Oct31.145009.13015@athena.mit.edu> dmsilev@athena.mit.e
> |> >>>>In article <BwysHL.ELu@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat 
> |> >>>>|> In article <1992Oct30.092529.28581@hellgate.utah.edu> galt%peruvian
> |> >>>>|> >Michael Schmahl [Black-Robe Mage] writes:
> |> >>>>|> >>lairdpg@lub001.lamar.edu writes
> |> >>>>|> >>>22161-bunz writes:
> |> >>>>|> >>>>Brett G Person writes:
> |> >>>>|> >>>>>smith@ctron.com writes:
> |> >>>>|> >>>>>>IronEagle writes:
> |> >>>>|> >>>>>>>Matt Welsh writes:
> |> >>>>|> >>>>>>>>Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
> |> >>>>|> >>>>>>>Hmmmm...well, I am getting SVR4 for my HP 48SX.....
> |> >>>>|> >>>>>>HA! _I'm_ just finishing up a port of VMS for my Timex Sincla
> |> >>>>|> >>>>>I'm running NextStep on Atari 2600 Video Game System. 
> |> >>>>|> >>>>Just last night I was able to get Windows to boot on my Sears P
> |> >>>>|> >>>I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer on my 
> |> >>>>|> >>>I just installed a 10 Gigabyte Drive to handle all the replies! 
> |> >>>>|> >>>only runs at 230,000 Baud due to the large drive slowing it down
> |> >>>>|> >>I fear I will not be getting news any longer...  The batteries on
> |> >>>>|> >>calculator-watch are running out.
> |> >>>>|> >My calculator-watch is solar...  And if I turned off the lights, N
> |> >>>>|> >be getting news...
> |> >>>>|> 
> |> >>>>|> feh. I'm so slick NASA just awarded ME the TERADATA contract to run
> |> >>>>|> TV remote! They liked my proposal mainly because I'm ALSO able to s
> |> >>>>|> in the TEXAS SUPERCOLLIDER computations between commercials!
> |> >>>>|> 
> |> >>>>|> Beat THAT!
> |> >>>>Well, well well. SSC calculations, huh. I built a system out of 2 inch
> |> >>>>3 pennies and a AA battery that does realtime calculations of particle
> |> >>>>during the Big Bang. A complete simulation of the first 2 years of the
> |> >>>>the universe, accuarate to the theoretical limit, takes about 5 second
> |> >>>>
> |> >>>And you guys think you are so great.  I just spent the last half hour g
> |> >>>X11 to run on slide rule.  I am still having problems connecting it to 
> |> >>>around here, but I would welcome any suggestions.
> |> >>>
> |> >>So what!!! I'm running Xinitrc, TWMRC, Internet, and 27 muds off of a pa
> |> >>Not to mention the fact that I am designing a new form of television wit
> |> >>pixiles based off a piece of tissue paper.  Next!!!
> |> >
> |> >Man, that's baby stuff.  I'm running a particle accelerator utilizing ant
> |> >matter-matter reactions in my doorknob, and calculating everything in the
> |> >fourth dimension using a single dip switch and a large glass of water.
> |> 
> |> Child's play, I have an old piece of cheese that is, at this very moment, 
> |> raytracing an actual model of the universe five hours from now, while
> |> at the same time calculating the heat produced from the new intel
> |> Pentium.
> 
> And you people think that you are hackers! I'm currently engaged in a project
> which involves simultaneous simulation of multiple universes (To see what wou
> happen if various constants change. Pi=8.4 is an interesting one.) My hardwar
> consists of a single wooden pencil (no paper). With it, I can do real-time
> simulations of 2^32 universes in parallel.

COME ON GUYS, realy hacker stuff, like the project I'm currently doing for a
friendly dictator. I need to be able to determine the constants involved in
the molecular bio-mass emitted by scared soldiers and compute the change
potential of this to mustard gas by the addition of soluable fluids. I did
the required computation by staring at a radio station bumper sticker, while
humming the battle hymn of the republic backwards!!!  NOW THAT'S HACKIN'!!!



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