From: jjungbau@yoda.eecs.wsu.edu (Jim Jungbauer)
Subject: Re: Cougars CRUSH Huskies!
Organization: Washington State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 11:19:43 GMT

In article <1992Nov22.084310.17281@u.washington.edu> wessir@shelley.u.washington.edu (bill the cat) writes:
>In article <1992Nov22.005605.23683@serval.net.wsu.edu> jjungbau@yoda.eecs.wsu.edu (Jim Bunghole) writes:


I'm not sure that this idiotic post even deserves a response, but what
the heck, I'm in a good mood after today's game... nothing's going to
ruin that.  By the way, nifty little change to my name above... you're
*so* funny.


>>The Cougar defense played well as usual, but it was the offense

>That would be the same defense that gave up 40 to Stanford.

That's correct.  And it would also be the same defense that has played
*extremely* well all year, as is the case with most of the rest of the
PAC-10.


>>that finally showed up today, turning what was a close game at the
>>half into a Cougar blowout with an incredible third quarter.  Drew
>>Bledsoe had a great day, especially considering the conditions.

>Yes, the wind at his back, defenders slipping and sliding all around him.

Anytime a QB passes for (I think) 2 TDs and ~260 yards in those kind of
blizzard conditions, I'd say he did a pretty good job.  Man, you sound
worse than the Husky players after the game... whining about the weather,
not wanting to actually give us any credit.  Can't you just accept the 
fact that your team got beaten... soundly?


>>Way to go, Cougs!!!  We're 8-3 now.  By the way, Drew Bledsoe, in an
>>interview taped before the game, said that the Cougars are locked into
>>a bowl game with a win over the Huskies.  Does he know something we
>>don't?  

>Probably not, he got his "education" at WSU
>You piece of shit, can't you accept your gift gracefully? 
>Maybe this gift will make you forget you are living in a shit-hole
>called Pullman, at least till you wake up in a pile of cow shit.  
>
>We Huskies know why WSU is such a magnet for recruiting such high-caliber
>players:
>
>10.  View from dorm room of the barren Palouse is not as distracting as view
>of majestic Mount Rainier and Lake Washington;
>
>9.  Second-rate talents don't have to worry about competing with top blue-
>chip recruits for starting positions;
>
>8.  Annual chance to play against national championship contenders;
>
>7.  Free batteries;
>
>6.  NCAA never investigates program because Pullman is just a lame friggin'
>town that's just too damn cold;
>
>5.  Limited fan interest and media coverage prevents hounding mobs of
>autograph-seeking babes from infringing on player's valuable free time;
>
>4.  Inland empire of Spokane less than an hour away after social opportunities
>in Pullman have been exhausted.  Seattle just five hours away once Spokane
>opportunities are exhausted that same evening;
>
>3.  Stringent junior-high-caliber academic standards rarely cause players to
>be ineligible;
>
>2.  Opportunity to visit Seattle every two years;
>
>1.  Family holiday plans never disrupted by annoying rose bowl appearances.
>
>So you think the Palosers deserve to play in a bowl game?  I guess you'll
>have to create your own bowl.  Maybe you can call it, "The Big, Slow, Didn't-
>Get-recruited-by-any-other-schools-and-education-isn't-that-important-anyway
>Bowl".  Don't forget to bring a battery charger for Bobo!

Oh I won't, just so long as you don't forget to bring some extra cash 
for Billy Joe, and maybe a time schedule for Tommy Smith (?)... he
seems to have trouble remembering when those darn classes are.

I'm not even sure where to begin here... your whole post is so ridiculous.
I'll try though.  So, I take it you don't think we deserve to play in a bowl
game?  So an 8-3 PAC-10 team with two wins coming against Arizona and... now
who was that other really good team... oh yeah, UW, doesn't deserve to go to
a bowl?  And our players are all left-overs that no other schools wanted?
Gosh, I guess we're doing a pretty good job then, for a bunch of rejects.
In fact, how in the world did we ever beat you guys, or actually, how in the
world did we ever manage to WIPE THE FIELD WITH YOU GUYS AND KICK YOUR BUTTS
BACK TO SEATTLE?  You attack our town, our education quality, our campus...
you seem to want to talk about everything except the GAME!  It sounds to me
like someone just can't take a loss, so he's lashing out at everything else
he can think of about the school.  What's the matter Bill, afraid to discuss
the football game played in Pullman today?  (At least I thought this was
rec.sport.football.college... maybe I missed the newsgroup title).
 

>Don't the sororities get mad at you for tipping their pledges over for fun?
>
>Why don't you stop celebrating and go back to work on your final EE project,
>programming the commodore 64.

Actually, I'm not EE, but I do have some projects to get back to, so I better
wrap this up.  All I can say is that I'm glad most of the PAC-10 fans in this
newsgroup are nothing like you... the rest of us generally give credit to a
team when it is deserved and refrain from attacking other cities and academic
programs.  Boy, for someone who loves to attack our academics, you sure
haven't shown much in the way of intelligent posting here.  But I'm confident
that you are not representative of UW students in general, at least not the
ones I saw today... they had fun with the rivalry (maybe not at the game)...
they didn't turn into defensive little crybabies.  By the way, now that the
Apple Cup is over, as I have said before, I can't wait to see the Huskies
whip Michigan in the Rose Bowl.

Oh, and since you seem to think that Pullman is such an awful place, I've
got a simple solution... just don't ever come here.  Trust me, we won't mind.

Jim
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