From: horntho@eng.auburn.edu (Thomas J. Horn)
Newsgroups: alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Where has
Date: 16 Oct 92 22:40:21 GMT
Reply-To: horntho@eng.auburn.edu
Organization: Auburn University Engineering

In article MxG@news.cso.uiuc.edu, ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
> cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> 
> >AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Andrew Vernon) writes:
> >>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> >>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
> >>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
> >>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
> >>>>>>} cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> >>>>>>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
> >>>>>>} >>} >espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} >>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} }>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writ
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer)
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Bo
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent)
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksva
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) write
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) w
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feyg
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Lin
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) write
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casc
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blocka
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good coca
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans b
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain.
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
> >>>>>>} >>} }>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
> >>>>>>} >>} }>Ya know, I miss Jane.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>> "I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
> >>>>>>} >>} >>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
> >>>>>>} >>} >>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
> >>>>>>} >>} >You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
> >>>>>>} >>} Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
> >>>>>>} >>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
> >>>>>>} >Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
> >>>>>>} Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
> >>>>>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane.
> >>>>>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain.
> >>>>Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain.
> >>>Don't throw a punch if you're mad--complain.
> >>This whole damn thing is becoming quite inane.
> >The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain. 
> If this keeps up much longer, I'll go insane!!
If this creeps up much farther, I'll be in pain.
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