HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: stephen@orchid.UCSC.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Gun control in California
Date: 13 Aug 92 20:53:49 GMT
Organization: Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: orchid.ucsc.edu

>)If you have never shot a gun before, make sure to take a safety training
>)course for guns.  A hunter safety course is required before you can get
>)a hunting license.  Contact the NRA, to find out about safety training
>)in your area, and where you can buy AK-47s and M-16s to shoot the cats
>)that make noise at night and won't let you sleep.

It makes me wonder what it is all coming to.  Let's kill those nasty cats
maybe the owner will be out there and you can pick them off as well.

You need to get some help...  or an AK-47 and clean it alot, maybe there will
be an accident?

Yes everyone should get a bazooka too, might as well be prepared for the
invasion of 4-wheelers.
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion,alt.fan.kevin-darcy
From: rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama)
Subject: Re: A Whining From Darcy (was The world according to)
Followup-To: news.net-cop.kevin-darcy
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 07:29:37 GMT

In article <1992Aug15.155124.7718@rotag.mi.org> kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>Now tell me something I don't know.

Priceless, utterly priceless.





---------------
Maybe kebbie, instead of looking for "cues", you should be looking for "clues".
Then again, if you ever found one, you'd lose that charming, naive innocence
we've all come to know and loathe.
					-- John Woods
					<BssJwv.3Kx@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: gritzner@Informatik.TU-Muenchen.DE (Thomas F. Gritzner)
Subject: Franklin's Loss of Generality (was Re: To Escape the Buttheads)
Originator: gritzner@sunbroy28.informatik.tu-muenchen.de
Organization: Technische Universitaet Muenchen, Germany
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 09:06:21 GMT


In article <BsKpnq.Dq4@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (<<<***Steve
	Franklin***>>>) stammers:
>In <1992Aug6.124647.22346@Informatik.TU-Muenchen.DE>
+	gritzner@Informatik.TU-Muenchen.DE (Thomas F. Gritzner) writes:
>
>>	Haven't you ever noticed how many buttheads are running around
>
>   I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.

Hum, I think this also holds for all of your posts sent out in the past: you
haven't any slightest idea of anything.

>-- 
>aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
>sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
>qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
>zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA

The signature says it all: frustrated freshman with cling to self-confirmation.
To say it with another word: a complete write-off!

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Tickticktickticktirritick...

Here are News from Radio No Man's Land.

Halifax, Canada.
The Department of Mathematics, Statistics and Computer Science of the Dalhousie
University denies every connection with a twit called Steve Franklin, since he
abuses UseNet to throw out his postjunk to the world.
The newbie behaviour is also regretted by the Department; however, nevertheless,
they wouldn't pay for any user's deficiencies arising from Franlin's posts.
It is hoped that he will either stopped voluntarily or he will thrown out
for he has not reached his degree in the prescribed surmount of time.

--
		Thomas F. Gritzner
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Apologies
Keywords: mea culpa
Date: 20 Aug 92 18:43:54 GMT
Reply-To: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Organization: Just Some Guy
Originator: swb@mickey.cc.utexas.edu


	You may have noticed two copies of my "alt.flame Follies!" posting.
This was ENTIRELY MY FAULT and had NOTHING TO DO with the other fellow whose
address occurs in the other posting.  Our news poster, having been designed
by Dan Quayle, became sufficiently overloaded that I asked the other fellow
to post a copy, thinking that my original was forever lost.  If you'll
note the posting dates, you'll see that mine was from Monday, whereas the
other is from Wednesday.  I didn't expect my post to take so long to be
posted, and apologize for the duplicity.  All complaints (etc.) should be
directed to me and have NOTHING TO DO with the other fellow.

	On the other hand, the so-called "other copy" did correct a typo
and also attributed the Bugs Bunny reference.

	Neener neener neener.

					Steve.
--
Steve Buffum           | "You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut."
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu | -- said to P. Opus, "Bloom County" 1984
Xref: sparky alt.flame:12012 talk.abortion:31395
From: keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
Subject: Re: A Warning From Darcy (was The world according to)
Date: 12 Aug 92 22:15:43 GMT
Reply-To: james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com>
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Disclaimer: i speak for myself only, unless noted otherwise

kevin@cfctech.cfc.com (Kevin Darcy) writes:
-> I've apologized. Why does this flamewar need to rage
-> on and on?

would you care for a rough count of how many messages
you posted since your apology blaming the victim?

would you care for a rough count of how many messages
you posted since your apology blaming someoneone else
for what you did?



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From: als@bohra.cpg.oz.au (Anthony Shipman)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: What must I learn to become a Lizard?
Date: 14 Aug 92 02:53:02 GMT
Organization: Computer Power Software

learn to lap liquid lying down.

-- 
Anthony Shipman                 "You've got to be taught before it's too late,
CP Software Export Pty Ltd,      Before you are six or seven or eight,
19 Cato St., East Hawthorn,      To hate all the people your relatives hate,
Melbourne, Australia, 3121       You've got to be carefully taught."  R&H
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
From: chrisl@stpaul.gov (Chris A Lyman)
Subject: Re: STEVE FRANKLIN STRIKES OUT!
Organization: City of Saint Paul Public Works
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 20:33:42 GMT

franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (<<<***Steve Franklin***>>>) writes:

Hmmm.  Extra barfics to balance with his .sig.  No accounting for taste...

> Darcy and I have a few things in common however.

As clueless as I was when I was nineteen, I _never_ would compared myself
to the D'arse-thing.  Shoot, I wouldn't have been caught dead sucking up
to him.

> The ability to reduce you to a mental wasteland.

So far, not in evidence.

> To make you exude words that make no sense.

Are you sure you're not really addressing the D'arse-thing?

> The ability to continue posting in defense of orthodox morals when the
> liberal tides of Usenet are against us.

Impulse to enter 100+ lines of laughter _heroically_ resisted.

> The ability to overlook the trash and brow-beating you and your type
> insist on delivering.

Uncanny.  Now you sound like Steve Chaney.  Check your head and
appendages for borg-like prostheses, ok?

-- 
Chris Lyman  -  email: chrisl@pwcs.stpaul.gov  -  #include <std.disclaimers.h>
 "A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy." -- Benjamin Disraeli
Xref: sparky alt.flame:12108 talk.abortion:31928
From: 9207987h@levels.unisa.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: DON'T RESPOND TO: Re: Oh, Danny Boy!!!
Date: 18 Aug 92 03:19:05 GMT
Followup-To: alt.flame,misc.test,junk
Organization: University of South Australia

>In article <l8j9s0INN984@alcor.usc.edu>, rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>> In article <1992Aug12.202713.7503@wam.umd.edu> pi@wam.umd.edu (Raymond L. Gilbert) writes:
>>>Please!  Those of us at alt.tv.simpsons are tired of reading your crap
>>>about Dan Quayle!  Please edit your newsgroup list when you respond to this
>>>in the future!  And remember to E-mail your flames directly to me--I don't
>>>have time to wast reading alt.politics.x!  Take your opinions home for
>>>christ's sake!!!
>> 
>> Do you think Dan Quayle could match wits with Maggie Simpson?
>> 
>> Nah, me neither.  Maggie'd crush him.
>> 
>> 5150
>> doesn't fall for the old 'followup-to: poster' trick


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| Daniel Cocks.                       | "My name?" said the old man, and the   |
| 9207987H@Levels.UniSA.Edu.Au        |  same distant sadness came into his    |
|                                     |  face again. He paused. "My name," he  |
| School of Computer and              |  said, "...is Slartibartfast."         |
| Information Science.                |                                        |
| Levels Campus.                      |  - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy |
| University of South Australia.      |                                        |
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Organization: Ryerson Polytechnical Institute
Distribution: na
Date: Tuesday, 18 Aug 1992 10:33:25 EST
From: Linda Birmingham <ADMN8647@RyeVm.Ryerson.Ca>
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: STEVE FRANKLIN STRIKES OUT!
 <2a8eef8f.crud@crud.mn.org> <Bt5I99.4yB@cs.dal.ca>

In article <Bt5I99.4yB@cs.dal.ca> NO CARRIER says:
>In article <2a8eef8f.crud@crud.mn.org> Barry Schwartz writes:
>>
>>Um, uh, please tuck away your metronome, Steve.  Repressed people are
>>those who refuse to realize their fantasies.  Sometimes they
>>unconsciously project their fantasies onto the net, however.

>And I argue with your definition of repressed.

I suggest you retake Psych 101 Steve dear.

>Psychology Major

Speaking of projecting fantasies.


Linda
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They're complicated people leading complicated lives, and
he complicates their problems by telling complicated lies
     The Flag, Barenaked Ladies
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
Subject: Re: Clefty (was Re: STEVE FRANKLIN STRIKES OUT!
Date: 18 Aug 92 20:47:16 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <1992Aug15.194314.7264@csus.edu>, chaneysa@nextnet.csus.edu
(Stephen A Chaney) wrote:
> 
> In article <lefty-120892095445@lefty.apple.com> lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
> >
> >Strike one.  I don't do porn.  Reality is much more intriguing.
> 
> Translation: you're not old enough to buy it.

Do you suppose that it would be too much trouble for you and your playmate,
Stevie, to get your stories together, Dennis?  He's accusing me of being
"TOO old" (however old that might be); you're accusing me of being "not old
enough".

> >>    c) he controls entire armies (only on his little IBM video games 
> >> however)
> >
> >Strike three.  _Obviously_, I don't do IBM, video games or otherwise.
> 
> So he does nothing. Steve Franklin, you overestimated him _far_ too
> much. Shame on you!

Oh, yes, shame on me, Mr. SalesDroid.  Any guess when you might be moving
"up" to the High Paying Job at Egghead Software?  When are you planning on
hanging out your shingle as a Thirty-Five Buck an Hour Consultant?

> >> Instead, I would be *ugh* sucking up to people like yourself. 
> >> Unfortunately, I find you putrid, embarassing, tiresome, and
> >> DOTHAYA-like (Dropped-On-The-Head-AT-a-Young-Age)
> >
> >Oh, no doubt.  Which is almost certainly why you display this childish need
> >to impress me in some fashion.
> 
> Impress you? I know some anencephalic chimps that could impress you.

Look, Dennis, I have absolutely _no_ interest in the smutty details of your
tawdry sex life.

--
Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
C:.M:.C:., D:.O:.D:.
Newsgroups: alt.flame,rec.music.industrial
From: ericm@microunity.com (Eric Murray)
Subject: Re: help with readnews
Keywords: pretentious pretentious pretentious pretentious pretentious pretentious
Organization: MicroUnity Systems Engineering Inc.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 23:17:12 GMT

In article <1992Aug21.222123.1531@microunity.com> ericm@microunity.com (Eric Murray) flames:


>There's a word for that, it's "posuer".  Look it up.

Yo bubba, that's "posEUr".  People with abominable typing skills
like yours should use a spell checker.


--
eric murray    "If you love your fun, die for it!"         ericm@microunity.com
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.fan.alok.vijayvargia
From: Veeramany.Sthanumurthy@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Veeramany Sthanumurthy)
Subject: Re: Spelling flame: PET PEEVE TIME (Re: Nitzer semantics)
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 20:24:35 GMT

I had asked flamelessly for an example of guileless
flaming and provided a pathetic sample (cf. Mr. Ed 
in Alt.flame). I found one. Unfortunately, this fails
in one criterion. It is funny.

Flamelessly,
Sthan.

Presented Unedited for your Pleasure
------------------------------------
In article <01zm3na.rickg@netcom.com> rickg@netcom.com (Rick Gordon) writes:
>In article <BsoDun.5AD@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> Brian Hostetler writes:
>
>>In article <BsLquw.ItG@news.cso.uiuc.edu> thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox) writes:
>>>bhostetl@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Brian Hostetler) writes:
>>>
>>>>                             so they shuffled letters around until
>>>>they got something that looked just right.  Viola.
>>>
>>>Ok.  Pet peeve time, people.  (Followups have been directed to alt.peeves.)
>>>The correct way to speel the final word of Brian's post is
>>		    ^^^^^
>>	Spell?
>>	My KILL file for r.m.i. is becoming a bit bloated...
>
>Move along, lads.  Peevetown was just a layover.  Your ticket's been
>punched.
>
>>-brian
>
>-- 
>Rick Gordon       |  "Loud is good." 
>rickg@netcom.com  |    -- Frank Loesser 


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From: laviers@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Cocotte Minute)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Dan Quayle
Date: 18 Aug 92 17:52:27 GMT
Reply-To: laviers@IRO.UMontreal.CA (Cocotte Minute)
Organization: Universite de Montreal

In article <l8thceINNa6n@alcor.usc.edu> rone@alcor.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>In article <1992Aug16.152831.17426@gozer.mv.com> klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>>Theorem du jour:
>>If Dan Quayle and Michael J. Fox really are the Anti-Elvii, and they
>>are alive then Elvis must be dead.
>
>You clueless fuck.  Elvis is not Latin, therefore its plural is not "Elvii".
>You're probably just a fuckhead biology loser who thinks using unusual plurals
>is 'cool'.  It's not.  Get a life somewhere.  Get a clue while you're at it.
>
Is this a joke?
If it is, it's a bad one.
We were having fun before you came along.

Elvis doesn't approve of your postings on the net.
Elvis tells me to tell you to get a life.

Have a nice day, asshole.


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Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
From: tchrist@convex.COM (Tom Christiansen)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: GUIs Considered Harmful
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:06:06 GMT
Reply-To: tchrist@convex.COM (Tom Christiansen)
Organization: Convex Computer Corporation, Colorado Springs, CO
Originator: tchrist@pixel.convex.com
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

From the keyboard of shanks@saifr00.cfsat.honeywell.com (Mark Shanks):
:Ooooooohhh, those GUIs make me soooo MAAAAAAADD!!

Your thoughtful and constructive feedback is greatly appreciated.  NOT.

--tom
-- 
    Tom Christiansen      tchrist@convex.com      convex!tchrist

    "There is no problem so big that it cannot be run away from."                  
	_Illusions_, Richard Bach
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Subject: Re: Kebbin begs for attention
Organization: Who, me???
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 01:27:49 GMT

In article <Bt6B3E.7FB@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) writes:
>In article <1992Aug14.071252.4750@rotag.mi.org> kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>>>Newsgroups: news.net.cop.kevin-darcy
>>Hopefully, this obsession is curable...
>
>Hey, all you have to do is give up your obsession with telling
>other people where and what is appropriate for them to post.

I do this once in a blue moon, and only when the abuse is rampant. Hardly
what I call an "obsession".

You, on the other hand, post flurries of unprovoked "Kebbin attacks" in 
multiple newsgroups, every time you return to the Net after running away.
You, on the other hand, hoard scores of third-party "Kebbin insults" to use 
as .sigs. You, on the other hand, appear to have developed some sort of
custom rn macro to automagically set your Followup-To: line to things like 
"news.net.cop.kevin-darcy" (either that, or you're typing in each and every
one by hand). These things, my dear, are clear symptoms of obsession.

Seek help.

>>>Mejac is down.  Sorry for the delay.  Keep feeding each other.
>>Like, do I care?
>
>Like, who gives a fuck whether you do or not.

Like, then why whine at  tens of thousands of us fine netters every time your 
pathetic little mailserver can't serve your pathetic little mailing list 
for its pathetic little subscribers? 99.99% of us don't give a fuck, dear...

>---------------
>>Let's through another legal term into the fray : the "Statute of Frauds".
>
>What, someone carved a big stone image of Kebbin?  How sweet.
>				  -- John F. Woods
>				  <1992Feb21.013055.17154@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>

Duh, Johnny, how do you spell "statue"? Now, how about "statute"? Notice a
difference???

								- Kevin
Xref: sparky alt.flame:12000 talk.abortion:31331
From: bense@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Ron Bense)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
Subject: Re: STEVE FRANKLIN GOES *PLONK*
Date: 12 Aug 92 17:14:43 GMT
Reply-To: bense@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Ronald Bense)
Followup-To: alt.flame,talk.abortion
Organization: Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD

In talk.abortion, launce@apollo.med.utah.edu (Tri-Ungulate) writes:

Thank you for posting this, I really got a laugh!

>In article <BsuHnn.582@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (<<<***Steve
>Franklin***>>> aka "Elvis" aka "edified") writes:
>   >In article <BsoEBo.DFI@cs.dal.ca>, franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (<<<***Steve
>   >Franklin***>>>) wrote:
>   >>    Sheez Lefty. Do you not get it? I am not seeking any sort of
>   >> respect from the net.

>then babbles on with...

>>     I'm not awfully intelligent? How about terribly intelligent? How about
>>   inarguably intelligent?

>How about awfully, terribly, inarguably conceited? How about awfully,
>terribly, inarguably full of shit.  After scanning your posts,
>"intelligent" is not the adjective that I associate with you Mr. Franklin.

Actually, "awfully" and "terribly" could describe Steve's intelligence.
It is awful and terrible, after all, and that's inarguable.

[...]

>As opposed to the AntiChoiceHolierThanThouMoralArbiters group? I don't
>read t.a. Mr. Franklin, but the material you've posted to a.f. so far
>definitely places you in the latter.

>>   See? There was a
>>   time when I posted in seriousness to talk.abortion. However, ya just
>>   can't win.

You did??? When? I saw a lot of ranting and raving, and I might still
have some of your drivel archived somewhere, although I doubt it, as
my vacuum is pretty efficient.

>That much is apparent, at least in your case.

>>   This is a group that is dominated by individuals by yourself
>>   who have selective logic. This means that everything you say makes sense
>>   to you, and anything anyone else says that doesn't correspond to your
>>   thinking is trash.

>Pot. Kettle. *plonk*

Hey Steve, you mean we in t.a weren't the only ones to notice this trait
about you? Maybe you should look at your principles again, as it wouldn't
do to be a hypocrit, now, would it?

>>      YOu realy think I"m a visible idiot do you?

>Hey, if you say so...

Spotted...the first time around.

Ron

Potassium Benzoate included as a preserver.
From: trashman@crud.mn.org (Barry Schwartz)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: A Warning From Darcy (was The world according to)
Date: 16 Aug 92 11:45:00 GMT
Organization: TSAKC-TC

In article <1992Aug8.142049.23609@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>
        kcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Keith "Justified And Ancient" Cochran) writes:

][Kebbin], might I suggest that you get yourself involved in ANY sort of
]psychiatriact(sp?) treatment program IMMEDIATLY.

I might suggest a psychiatrist in his area, one Dr. Roger Randall.


--
Barry Schwartz        trashman@crud.mn.org
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
From: keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion,alt.fan.kevin-darcy
Subject: Re: Linda Birmingham - Minister of Derision
Date: 12 Aug 92 12:25:27 GMT
Reply-To: james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com>
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Disclaimer: i speak for myself only, unless noted otherwise

kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
-> If there has been any change in my behavior due to
-> his [keegan's] efforts, it has been to instill me
-> with -more- confidence and enthusiasm than before.

interesting how he accepts responsibility for his
conduct, isn't it?



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Xref: sparky alt.flame:12109 talk.abortion:31929
From: keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
Subject: Re: hallchaney caves in
Date: 16 Aug 92 03:50:19 GMT
Reply-To: james g keegan jr <keegan@crd.ge.com>
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Disclaimer: i speak for myself only, unless noted otherwise

the hallchaney thing posting as,
franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (NO CARRIER) writes:
-> keegan@pan.crd.ge.com (James G Keegan Jr) writes:
-> >hallchaney has been reduced to following up posts
-> >in which it deletes the entire post and appends its
-> >.sig.
-> >
-> >soon, it'll be calling for mummy.
-> 
-> Can't think of anything else offhand.

that has been clear for some time.

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Xref: sparky alt.flame:12166 talk.abortion:32274
From: dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,talk.abortion
Subject: F Chaney
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 11:21:27 GMT
Reply-To: munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac
FollowUp-To: alt.flame,talk.abortion
 <1992Aug17.163033.29260@csus.edu>
Keywords: Fuckwad
Distribution: world 
Organization: More like Dis~, really.

In article <1992Aug17.163033.29260@csus.edu>, Stephen A Chaney writes:

> In article <1b80731b.ARN22e4@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au> munnari!labtam!eyrie!prolix!dac writes:
> 
> I advise you to cease and desist your "fuckwad" post.

Ooer! I'm really quaking in fear now. What ya gonna do? Lob a tac
nuke at me? [Quiver, quake]

> You are trying to label me as a member of your family by doing so, and
> I am in no way related to you. 

Mere words cannot adequately express my feelings of loathing for
your antiverisimilitude at having to view your scrofulous
verbiage, and your uninsouciant gobflapping.

Dumping the overflowing contents of a failed septic tank over
your bespotted noggin, might do the trick, but I fail so see who
is going to foot the bill to mount such a stupendous exercise in
flagrant energy wastage.

Sincerely,
Dac
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  prolix!dac%eyrie@labtam.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
        dac@prolix.pub.uu.oz.au      I post .
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From: jordan@euler.think.com (Jordan Ellenberg)
Newsgroups: alt.flame.gigantic.sigs
Subject: Re: New signature
Date: 13 Aug 92 13:49:39
Organization: Thinking Machines Corporation, Cambridge MA, USA
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In-reply-to: ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org's message of 11 Aug 92 18:25:36 GMT

whatever.
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Jordan Ellenberg			How about cow?  That's a horse.
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