HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: goose@ais.org (Christopher L. Goosman)
Subject: Re: Junk in my mail
Organization: UMCC
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:11:09 GMT

jacksons@gradient.cis.upenn.edu (Sharon Jackson) writes:

>Lookee what I got in the mail today...

>>what perpose inlife do you have if all you wish to do is destroy it or 
>>demoralize it?

Wow I got the same sort of crap:

Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 23:49:46 -0500
To: goose@ais.org (Christopher L. Goosman)
From: ingallss@columbia.dsu.edu (SCOTT INGALLS)
Subject: Re: Any Skins at Lollapalooza?

well i do not envy you i only pitty you , for death shall come to you 
without honor.  

>BTW- does anybody know where I can get a copy of Dance Craze on video?

>Sharon

A pal of mine, who owns a record store, is trying his best to get some
copies of this. Drop me some mail and I'll send you his address. 
(I don't have it in front of me now)


-- 
Christopher L. Goosman                                   goose@irie.ais.org
Ann Arbor, MI USA                     University of Michigan Computing Club
     "The fools only laugh 'cause they envy you." -- Paul Weller, 1977
"You remember when?Yeah,so do I.They call those the Salad Days"Minor Threat
From: scj@po.CWRU.Edu (Steven C. Jackson)
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
Subject: Housing on Campus
Date: 12 Sep 1992 06:01:59 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: thor.ins.cwru.edu


Do you live in Glaser?  

Too bad.























No hot water, right?


Organization: Sophomore, Art, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
Date: Fri,  4 Sep 1992 20:54:56 -0400 
From: Janice Marie Michael <jmbb+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Any Skins at Lollapalooza?
	<Bu28KF.Cz5@news.cso.uiuc.edu>

I went toa show in Pittsburgh. There didn't seem to be many skins there,
but there wer a couple of pits to Soundgarden and Ministry. I wasn't too
impressed by the show.
Ja-ja-ja-ja-nice
From: jacksons@gradient.cis.upenn.edu (Sharon Jackson)
Newsgroups: alt.skinheads
Subject: Re: Any Skins at Lollapalooza?
Date: 7 Sep 92 23:55:27 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

Yeah,there were a bunch of skins at lollapalooza here. I couldn't go,
but a friend of mine drove about 9 or 10 skins out to the show in his
van.
 
Sharon
From: vrandal@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Vincent Todd Randal)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: remember....
Date: 14 Sep 92 00:22:17 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

Killer = Killer Weed. So I guess Weed = Weed Killer.
Damn typos.
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (persimmon)
Subject: Re: The End of the World!! (thank heavens!)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 06:01:34 GMT


>In article <1992Sep1.180024.3844@shearson.com>, jjozwiak@shearson.com (Jenny  
Jozwiak) writes:
>> Somewhere around the
>> year 1999, the "end of life as we know it" will occur.  Actually I think
>> this would be a fun thing to observe.  Go to a hard core Penatacostal Church                                                        

Nostradamus predicted that in the 7th (July) of 1999, the end of the world will  
occur. The show I was watching was in Japanese, so I didn't understand it all,  
but it sounded as if a nuclear missile was involved.
--
Uner kannt durch's marchenland
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: Survey
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 20:02:18 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.172121.25847@uwm.edu> jadeflcn@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Ivan Carl Roseland) writes:

>In article <1992Aug25.002228.1@acad3.alaska.edu> fsjm1@acad3.alaska.edu writes:
>>WHEN YOU DIE, WHERE WILL YOU GO? (IN THE GROUND IS NOT A VALID ANSWER)
>>
>Where will I go when I die?  Very fucking profound question.
>Well I hate to rain on everyones parade but.....
>Nowhere, it is all over finished done....
>When you are dead you are dead, and there ain't No FUCKING cure
>for being dead.  People just like to think that they will go somplace,
>and that they have a second chance or they will meet GOD.
>Nobody really wants to face the idea of no longer being in the least
>bit concious, of no longer making a diffrence so they make up fabulous
>stories in which a part of them (the self awarness) last forever
>somehow. Well let me ask you Xians this where is a person when they
>are brain-dead ( a vegtable) are they still in there bodies dreaming
>In which case there would be mesurable brain activity, or are they
>DEAD.

Hey, I like this guy.

>So now that we have that out of the way lets party and enjoy the one
>life we do live

Yup, I like him.

-----G
From: kestanol@porgy.uucp (Keith C. Estanol)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: IAMEVIL
Date: 15 Sep 1992 07:45:53 GMT
Organization: UC San Diego
NNTP-Posting-Host: porgy.ucsd.edu
Keywords: IAMEVIL

In article <9225809.17038@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> grebo@ecr.mu.oz.au (Katherine_Louise WRIGHT) writes:
>

[ rest of post deleted ]

>IAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVILIAMEVIL
>
>IAMEVIL
>
>IAMEVIL
>


You must be incredibly bored.  Some people just have TOO much time
on their hands.

>All offers of love lust laughter luck llamas (oi! oi! oi!) liberty legumes
>lipisomes language loci lemurs 'lastic lichens langwelig locomotives latrines 
>larger lost-property liches lobbelunkedunkel lumberjacks lucsant lepus la-la 
>lysergic-acid-diethylamide lollypops can be forwarded to grebo@ecr.mu.oz.au

Uh. Sure. Whatever.


Keith C. Estanol	    	| storm@ucsd.edu
UCSD, Cognitive Science 	| storm@ucsd.bitnet
Institute of Geo and Planetary Physics : kestanol@bull.ucsd.edu
---------------------------------------------------------------
"We don't want to be victims, on that we all agree.
 So we lock up the killer instinct, and throw away the key.."
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu ()
Subject: Re: I AM
Organization: Campus Crusade for Cthulhu
Keywords: fuck off and die!
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 21:46:27 GMT
X-Posted-From: titan.ucc.umass.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <5670@evil.demon.co.uk> fis@evil.demon.co.uk (fis) writes:
>
>I AM SATAN, I KNOW YOU DON'T BELEIVE ME NOW BUT YOU WILL SOON.
>
>I MEAN FUCKING VERY SOON.
>
>

Well I have news for you, imposter! This is what satan thinks of your lame
gag...

                            
                        /|          |\
                      /  |  _____   |  \
                     |    \/     \ /    |
                      \                /
                        \  /\  /\    /   
                        ==---==---==     
                         |__/  \__|         _
                        \    ..    /       | |
                         | ______ |      /|| ||
                           \/  \/        \   /
                           __| |_        /  /
                         / |\../| \    /  /
                       /   |/''\|   \/  /




(I knew I would find use for this weenies ascii-art)

-The Evil One

Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: cab2001@mailserver.bgsu.edu ()
Subject: dorm pranks
Organization: bgsu
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 01:21:15 GMT

One of the popular pranks on my floor is called the waterfall, or the flood.  What you do is  you take 
your average dorm garbage can, empty it out, and fill it about half way with water.  Then you lean it at 
a good angle outside your victims door (usually about halfway).  Once you have it balanced, you pound on
the door and run like hell.  Basically what happens is, they open the door and get soaked.  We have gotten 
people so good that they have had a puddle in their room for days. 
	You could also do a combination prank.  First penny the door shut. Then fill up an envelope with shaving
 cream.  Have the bucket of water ready against the door. This works best when the people are asleep.  
Then call them up on the phone.  Make sure you wake them up.   When they get to the door and try to 
open it, they will  find that they are unable to open the door.  While they are struggling with the door,
stick the open end of the envelope under the door.  When they are right by the door, stomp on the 
envelope.  The shaving cream will go all over them and the room.  After this it would be a good idea to 
leave.  Once they get the door open, they will be hit with niagra falls.  
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From:  (dauer1@cc.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer))
Subject: Friendly advice
Organization: Swarthmore College
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 18:44:36 GMT

Always take as much as you can from those willing to give and never give
back anything in return figuring that those who give do not need.  Never
consider where your help is coming from.  Those that help you are fools. 
The best thing to do is take their help then stab them in the back. 
Teachers are best of all for they are superior to you, and wish to help you
only so that they can feel superior to you.  Contract your hatred into a
ball against those who would instruct you; speak ill of them when you may,
particularly if they helped you in a way that particularly harmed your
pride.  Parents are of course the worst, for they see in you a shot at
immortality -- continuation of the line.  They seek thus to mold you in
their image of what is good.  You know what is best for you, so pay these
parasites no heed.  You will regret the followed advice of a parent for
your individuality shall be locked from you.  Scandalize, shock, and let
down your parents whenever possible.  True freedom of the individual is
freedom from advice, tutelage, and "so-called" help.  Man is an island,
needing no one and no thing.  He that forgets this is lost.
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: parsing a sentence
From: 8918877t@levels.unisa.edu.au
Date: 14 Sep 92 08:48:49 +0930
Organization: University of South Australia

Can Someone make me up a sentence, or paragraph, with the following
words :

mutliation,  chilli pepper, carnage, sapphire, donkey, rose petal, 
vanilla fudge,  battery acid, whale bone corset, and 
sudden decceleration trauma



thanx.
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: 10726446@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (LAU WAI KUEN)
Subject: Re: Weenies!
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 00:09:18 GMT

In article <umage.716574938@mcl> umage@mcl.ucsb.edu (dark ribbons) writes:
>From: umage@mcl.ucsb.edu (dark ribbons)
>Subject: Re: Weenies!
>Date: 15 Sep 92 16:35:38 GMT
>>Please tell us where we can read about cthulhu.
>
>the works of HP Lovecraft, (ie The watchers out of time, the call of cthulu...)
>	which will make reference quite a bit to a book entitled
>The Necronomicon,
>	available in Paper-Back at many fine stores.
>Or of course, just make a routine search of all printed material of the last
>15 years or so, looking for clustered psychic events with correlations to 
>astrological and oceanic events.
>
>	that would be he, Cthulhu. (Kuh - TOO - loo)
>
>--
>umage@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu			and vaguely falling backwards, tomorrow
>					i will-   be here again!    - XymoX

  I always pronounced it Kuh- THOO - loo .  No wonder none
of the summonings worked!

Hal
From: umage@mcl.ucsb.edu (dark ribbons)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Hey Guys. E.O.World, with mathematical confirmation:
Date: 11 Sep 92 22:17:15 GMT

Ok. here is a good way to prove that something exciting will happen on
such and such a date:

Take the year Christ (our lord and saviour, you know..) DIED: 33
The bible says that somewhere..
Now, take 33 and multiply it by 2.  In fact, do this 6 times, which including
our original 33, makes a total of --> yup, 7 <-- fabulous numbers, the last
of which, the one we care about, being 2112, the year that something exciting 
will happen. Are you following? So we took 33 and mutiplied it by 2^6 and got
2112.
 
Now for proof that 2112 will be exciting, divide it by 777.
You will get e, the natural log of 1, to an accuracy of about 5 decimal places.
 
Now if you figure that christ didn't die at exactly the year 33, but +/- a few
months and seconds, you will undoubtedly find that a more precise calculation
will get you exactly the number e.  

Note that this is also a good method for computing the precise time of Jesus'
death.
 
 

--
umage@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu			and vaguely falling backwards, tomorrow
					i will-   be here again!    - XymoX
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: umage@mcl.ucsb.edu (dark ribbons)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Weenies!
Date: 15 Sep 92 16:35:38 GMT

>Please tell us where we can read about cthulhu.

the works of HP Lovecraft, (ie The watchers out of time, the call of cthulu...)
	which will make reference quite a bit to a book entitled
The Necronomicon,
	available in Paper-Back at many fine stores.
Or of course, just make a routine search of all printed material of the last
15 years or so, looking for clustered psychic events with correlations to 
astrological and oceanic events.

	that would be he, Cthulhu. (Kuh - TOO - loo)

--
umage@mcl.mcl.ucsb.edu			and vaguely falling backwards, tomorrow
					i will-   be here again!    - XymoX
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: ipgrier@sail.uwaterloo.ca (Iain P. Grier)
Subject: Re: parsing a sentence
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 18:51:27 GMT

In article <18696.2ab451f1@levels.unisa.edu.au>, 8918877t@levels.unisa.edu.au writes:
> Can Someone make me up a sentence, or paragraph, with the following
> words :
> 
> mutliation,  chilli pepper, carnage, sapphire, donkey, rose petal, 
> vanilla fudge,  battery acid, whale bone corset, and 
> sudden decceleration trauma

Watching the carnage of the Chili Peppers after Vanilla Fudge opened for them
induced a sudden decceleration trauma when I saw the mutilation resulting from
the droplets of battery acid that glistened like rose petal coloured sapphires
on Flea's donkey, which he rode wearing nothing but a whale bone corset.

Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: 10726446@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (LAU WAI KUEN)
Subject: Re: Defintion of Evil
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 22:28:40 GMT

In article <92250.034601JAL137@psuvm.psu.edu> <JAL137@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 03:46:01 EDT
>From: <JAL137@psuvm.psu.edu>
>Subject: Defintion of Evil
>Evil is that which causes unneccesary pain,  suffering,  or death to humans.
>
>There is such a thing as neccesary pain,  suffering,  and death.  Each is
>relative to a specific culture.


  Sooooo....   torturing animals doesn't count?  Or is it only
a fraction of one evil act?  Hey, animals have the right to
live in suffering too.

Hal
From: vrandal@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Vincent Todd Randal)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: IAMEVIL
Keywords: IAMEVIL
Date: 14 Sep 92 00:10:25 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

Cool.
But do you know the difference between Weed Killer and Killer Weed?
From: kestanol@porgy.uucp (Keith C. Estanol)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: IAMEVIL
Date: 15 Sep 1992 07:48:56 GMT
Organization: UC San Diego
NNTP-Posting-Host: porgy.ucsd.edu
Keywords: IAMEVIL

In article <x_yngaa@lynx.unm.edu> bantolph@carina.unm.edu (Bard's are the Best) writes:
>In article <9225809.17038@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU> grebo@ecr.mu.oz.au (Katherine_Louise WRIGHT) writes:
>>
>
>                              *                 *
>                               **             **
>                                ***         ***
>                                *****     *****
>                                 ****** ******
>                                ***************
>                             ********************* 
>                         *****************************
>  ||                               *******                             ||
>  ||                                *****                              ||
>||||||                               ***                             ||||||
>  ||                                  *                                ||
>
>666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666

I don't know about you, but this looks like a damn cute starfish.
Jeez.  You're a pretty sorry ass, did you know that?  Faugh.
Upside down crosses and starfishes.. I mean, who the hell do  you
think you're fooling?

Keith C. Estanol	    	| storm@ucsd.edu
UCSD, Cognitive Science 	| storm@ucsd.bitnet
Institute of Geo and Planetary Physics : kestanol@bull.ucsd.edu
---------------------------------------------------------------
"We don't want to be victims, on that we all agree.
 So we lock up the killer instinct, and throw away the key.."
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton)
Subject: Re: parsing a sentence
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 16:06:59 GMT

In article <18696.2ab451f1@levels.unisa.edu.au> 8918877t@levels.unisa.edu.au writes:
>Can Someone make me up a sentence, or paragraph, with the following
>words :
>
>mutliation,  chilli pepper, carnage, sapphire, donkey, rose petal, 
>vanilla fudge,  battery acid, whale bone corset, and 
>sudden decceleration trauma
>
>
>
>thanx.
 
 I think you meant to post this to alt.politics,alt.romance.
 Your welcome.

 
================================================================================
 Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. DoD#564. There ain't no more.
================================================================================
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: bwilliam@iat.holonet.net (Bill Williams)
Subject: Re: Christ would flunk survey
Organization: HoloNet (BBS: 510-704-1058)
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 04:45:48 GMT

If Jesus is everywhere.....






                         ...... Then he's in your pants, scoping you out.

            "What a queer!"


666, Its not just a good idea, its the Law
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: remember....
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 14 Sep 1992 03:07:58 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz


In article <1992Sep14.001819.26064@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, vrandal@ringer.cs.utsa.edu (Vincent Todd Randal) writes:
>What the hell does that mean? 
>And, do *you* know the difference between Weed Killer and Killer?
>Does anybody?

Weed Killer - obviously something you sprinkle on people's prize
rose gardens.

Killer Weed - The Dautura (sp?) plant tea you slip into unsuspecting
victim's (Teacher, Lecturer, Nerd) drink.

Cheers

--
Red
Red
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: icsip193@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Subject: Re: Dorm Practical Jokes
Reply-To: icsip193@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Organization: Montana State University
Distribution: alt.evil
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 01:30:39 GMT

creeper@mentor- Jesus loves you.  He died to save you from your sins!
Don't turn him away!  Turn your life over to him, and really live!


In article <BtuzqH.3CG@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, creeper@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Wolfgang Kies) writes:
>
>	Hi. A friend of mine wants to get even to anotheer person
>living in a dorm. Does anyone know any good dorm practical jokes.
>He wants some really good ones. Something strange and lots of them.
>Thanx for the help.
>
>*************************************************************************
>|The amount of blood contained in the human body continues to startle me|
>|I doubt if I'll get used to it, the way it seems to stick to your skin |
>|trying to get back inside another body.                                |
>|                             --Wolfgang Kies--                         |
>*************************************************************************	
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Andy Fulton)
Subject: I am the one
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:39:50 GMT


Palindrome:

    Live for a jar of evil.


------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My pain will be your pain.
Because I suffer, you will suffer likewise.
The world hates me and so I hate the world.
You hate me so I hate you.
When I die, I shall be certain the world dies with me.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
The One Who Is Truly Evil
fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu

Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton)
Subject: Re: Friendly advice
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 16:03:51 GMT

In article <194473INN8kc@network.ucsd.edu> kestanol@porgy.uucp (Keith C. Estanol) writes:
>In article <J7CQB1D6@cc.swarthmore.edu> (dauer1@cc.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer)) writes:
>>Always take as much as you can from those willing to give and never give
>>back anything in return figuring that those who give do not need.  Never
>>consider where your help is coming from.  Those that help you are fools. 
>
>[ rest of post deleted ]
>
>Jeez. You must be a pretty sorry little shit, aren't you?
>

Probably owes $5 to everybody he knows. Lives by the bounced check.
Cheats his nieces at Hooks and Ladders.
On second thought he might be evil personified.
 
================================================================================
 Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. DoD#564. There ain't no more.
================================================================================
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 03:46:01 EDT
From: <JAL137@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Defintion of Evil

Evil is that which causes unneccesary pain,  suffering,  or death to humans.

There is such a thing as neccesary pain,  suffering,  and death.  Each is
relative to a specific culture.
Newsgroups: alt.evil
From: provost@vlsi.polymtl.ca (Benoit Provost)
Subject: Re: I AM
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 01:03:17 GMT

	Damned!
	I always tought I was Satan.  But Now, you tell me YOU are.  That's
really sad.  Who could I be then?  Maybe I am Belzebuth, or Lucifer.

	Maybe I am GOD?

	Sure I'm not a stupid little insignifient human...






--
Benoit Provost                   |   Pattison's law of electronics:  t
provost@vlsi.polymtl.ca          |   if wires can be connected in two  a
Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal  |   different ways, the first way        yl
Montreal, Quebec, Canada         |   blows the fuse.
From: kestanol@porgy.uucp (Keith C. Estanol)
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Re: Friendly advice
Date: 15 Sep 1992 07:43:31 GMT
Organization: UC San Diego
NNTP-Posting-Host: porgy.ucsd.edu

In article <J7CQB1D6@cc.swarthmore.edu> (dauer1@cc.swarthmore.edu (David S. Auer)) writes:
>Always take as much as you can from those willing to give and never give
>back anything in return figuring that those who give do not need.  Never
>consider where your help is coming from.  Those that help you are fools. 

[ rest of post deleted ]

Jeez. You must be a pretty sorry little shit, aren't you?

Keith C. Estanol	    	| storm@ucsd.edu
UCSD, Cognitive Science 	| storm@ucsd.bitnet
Institute of Geo and Planetary Physics : kestanol@bull.ucsd.edu
---------------------------------------------------------------
"We don't want to be victims, on that we all agree.
 So we lock up the killer instinct, and throw away the key.."
From: dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: alt.evil
Subject: Christ would flunk survey
Date: 8 Sep 92 19:07:19 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

get a clue!
Primitive Man believed that he went to heaven/hades/valhalla.
Christ taught that we rotted in the ground to be eaten by worms,
but that someday - and anyone with a sci-fi imagination can think
of a few ideas how - our bodies will be reanimated and the powers
of our psyche/spiritus will overcome matter.
Will I go to heaven? No. The kingdom of God will become the Kingdom of 
Post-Dirt Mankind
[I believe] I love righteousness, so I believe I will be allowed to stay.

Hey Mr. Survey Man! Any responses?
Newsgroups: alt.evil