From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Stage Heroes
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:12:50 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <Af4MNbS00iV0492nJb@andrew.cmu.edu> jt3h+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jeremy Matthew Toeman) writes:
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>|   Jeremy Toeman   | jt3h+@andrew.cmu.edu |
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>| Week Two of the NFL pre-season games, and the New York Jets have already  |
>| been mathematically eliminated from the play-offs.                        |
>|                                    ----                                   |
>| I went to the supermarket, where I saw a sign that said "Pet Supplies."   |
>| So I did. Then I went outside and say a sign that said "Compact Cars."    |
>|                                    ----                                   |
>| I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every        |
>| culture, is the story of popeye.                                          |
>|                                    ----                                   |
>| One day, I took my son to the park.  After we had played for a while, I   |
>| noticed many of the other kids laughing at him.  It made me feel really   |
>| bad that I had given him a wedgie.                                        |
>|                                    ----                                   |
>| Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be       |
>| considered an enemy planet.                                               |
>|                                    ----                                   |
>| Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've      |
>| never known before.  But the ride always end, and you end up feeling      |
>| lonely and bitter.                                                        |
>|                                                                           |
>| Wait.  It's not love I'm describing.  I'm thinking of a monorail.         |
>|                                    ----                                   |
>| Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me.  Like the other day.  The   |
>| car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield, so I wrote "THIS CAR |
>| LOOKS LIKE A FART" in the dirt.  Later, I asked Marta if she thought it   |
>| was a childish thing to do.  She said, "Well, maybe."                     |
>| Man, whose side is she on, anyway?                                        |
>|                                    ----                                   |
>| I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.     |
>|                                    ----                                   |
>| One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff.       |
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>                        |  Alpha Epsilon Pi  |  Carnegie-Mellon University  |
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This sig looks like a fart with a wedgie from a Jupiterean UFO with the
Black Death.

C Squared                 |            I am the boundary
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