From: "ron kulick" <ron.kulick@execnet.com>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: evaluation form #069u812
Date: 23 Dec 92 19:24:06 EST
Reply-To: "ron kulick" <ron.kulick@execnet.com>
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                       Employee Evaluation Form #069U812


     Name: __________________________________  Date:_______________________

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KNOWLEDGE:  _____ The son of a bitch really knows his shit.
            _____ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
            _____ Only half a brain and is dangerous.
            _____ Fucking brain damaged. His coffee cup has a higher IQ.

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ACCURACY:   _____ Does excellent work if not preoccupied with sex.
            _____ Pretty good; only occasionally blows it out his ass.
            _____ Has to take off his shoes to count higher than ten.
            _____ Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice.

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ATTITUDE:   _____ Extremely cooperative (if you kiss his ass frequently).
            _____ Brown noser in good standing.
            _____ Often pisses off co-workers; thinks it's his shop.
            _____ Doesn't give a shit; never did and never will.

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RELIABILITY:_____ Really a dependable little cocksucker.
            _____ Can rely on him to be the first out the fucking office.
            _____ Can rely on him at evaluation time.
            _____ Totally fucking worthless.

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APPEARANCE: _____ Extremely neat; even combs pubic hair.
            _____ Looks great at evaluation time.
            _____ Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him.
            _____ Dirty, filthily, smelly son of a bitch.

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PERFORMANCE:_____ Goes like a son of a bitch if there's any money in it for him
            _____ Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time.
            _____ Works only if kicked in the ass every two minutes.
            _____ Couldn't do less work if he were in a coma.

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LEADERSHIP: _____ Carries a chain saw and gets good results.
            _____ Better leader than fucking MacArthur at evaluation time.
            _____ Occasionally gets told to get fucked.
            _____ Mother Theresa told him to get fucked.

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Understand that I have been counseled and now my rights under the
Privacy Act of 1988. I further acknowledge that I am a fucked up as a
football, but will arrange to correct my deficiencies.

EMPLOYEE'S SIGNATURE: ____________________________________

EMPLOYER SIGNATURE:   ____________________________________

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