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From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: The Eddings crowd grows
Organization:  The VAX ate my Brain
Distribution: na
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 06:55:44 GMT

>kheldar@merlin.etsu.edu (Prince Kheldar of Drasnia) writes:
>>tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) writes:
>>>will@dekalb.dc.peachnet.edu (Beldin Feldegast) writes:
>>>>kheldar@merlin.etsu.edu (Prince Kheldar of Drasnia) writes:
>>>>>bauer@inmet.camb.inmet.com (Doug Bauer) writes:
>>>>>>tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker) writes:
>>>>>>>will@dekalb.dc.peachnet.edu (Beldin Feldegast) writes:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'm not royalty, but have been told I'm sorta cute and
>>>>>>>a perfect gentleman.
>>>>>>>Beldin
>>>>>>THERE you are, uncle! 
>>>>>>I think Zith and her babies have been playing around the mailer-demon 
>>>>>>again...
>>>>>>Polgara
>>>>>Don't worry about Zith...  I'll go fetch Sadi.  Besides, I think she
>>>>>likes you -- she's purring...
>>>>>Hey, I bet there are fish in that pond over there!
>>>>>Durnik.
>>>>Hey, it's just a snake.  What's the big deal?
>>>>Prince Kheldar of Drasnia
>>>Yeah well, you try to ask that piebald, mangey Ulfgar that! Or Sorchak! 
>>>They'd be dying to tell you if they weren't already snakes! ;^)
>>>And we all thought that you just could abide snakes? What happenned? ;^)
>>>Beldin
>>Perhaps Velvet is re-educating him? At any rate, if he doesn't straighten out
>>soon, we can always just take him spelunking...can't we uncle? ;)
>>Polgara
>
>Hey, there's no need to get cruel about it.  It was just a harmless
>observation.

Harmless, Silk? You? Perhaps you too one to many hits to the head as a 
Dagashi trainee...otherwise you would know I'd *never* fall for that line!

>  (Gee, I wonder how big this thing will get.)

No comment. None.

>Prince Kheldar of Drasnia

Polgara

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From: brent.mason@uuworld.via.mind.ORG (Brent Mason) 
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED D
Date: 24 Jan 93 11:15:00 GMT
Reply-To: brent.mason@uuworld.via.mind.ORG (Brent Mason) 
Distribution: world
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JN> From: noring@netcom.com (Jon Noring)
  > Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARIED DORKS!
  >
  > In article an1840@anon.penet.fi writes:
  >
  > >you dumb fucks!!  MWM seeks *WF for fun...or whatever!! fuck you! fuck
  > >you! some of us out here are STRUGGLING to even gett a girlfriend
  > >.....and you fuckers are cheating on your wives!!! i hope you all
  > >fucking rot in hell and die god damn it!! stupid fucking MWM's!!!  if
  > >your so horny and dont like your wife, go jack off!!
  >
  > Holy Toledo, Batman!  (with my apologies to Toledo).
  >
  > Is it my imagination, or does this guy have a fixation on the 'f*ck' word?
  >
  > Jon

       Yea he probably does, but if you ever loose your wife to a
"FUCKING ASSHOLE" then you might just be able to relate.  I lost my
virginity to a married woman.  Now after being married and now going
through a divorce I can really look back and wish that I'd never screwed
with her.  Not cause it wasn't fun (only a 1 time thing) but because of
the emotional pain I must have caused her.  Not to mention the monkey
wrench I threw into THEIR relationship.

       So some advice... don't FUCK with someone else's marriage.  Cause
someone just might FUCK with yours!!!

       Brent Mason
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From: petitc@nuge115.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Subject: Re: Males in North Carolina
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 18:49:30 GMT

cox@news.ncsu.edu (Deborah A Cox) writes:

>I am new at using this system so bare with me!

 Sorry, Deb, but I couldn't resist this temptation...

 Are you SURE you're just looking for e-friendship?  After all, you did ask
us to b-a-r-e with you.  :&)


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From: ap.8008@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SWM ISO SF in Bay Area for more.
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Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 19:23:22 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Bio stuff is easy just the facts:
Born 27 May 1968  1:43 PM
Current:  5'11"   155 lbs    deep expressive brown eyes
medium brown hair short in front and half way down my back.

Education:  Pursuing PhD in Computer Engineering have a
Computer Science degree and a Business degree.  
Put myself through school by programming. Started at  the age of 16.

I am from Michigan, Ann Arbor I attended U of M.  I love nature.  Santa
Cruz is beautiful, redwoods, ocean, mountains, animals, sunshine.

I believe that a person can do anything as long as it doesn't harm or
restrict another person.  I don't use any drugs except for one drink rarely and
caffiene regularly.

I play guitar and do video art for raves.  I love dancing, cooking, eating,
and talking.  Thai is one of my favorite foods.  I like sushi too.

Appearance wise I dress sort of nicer than most people in Santa Cruz.  I have 
a silk thing right now.  I am not fraternity guy but tend that way.  I love 
to get real wild in my clothing, some times.

I attended the exotic erotic ball wearing paint.  Even though I am adventurous
my goal in life is to meet one woman fall in love and live happilly ever 
after.

I love children.  If is possible I would like to raise a child.  it would
depend heavily on the woman in my life.

My idea of an attractive woman?  Inteligent and open minded.  Positive
outgoing but innocent (not the right word) not a makeup fiend.  I am 
very interested in pretty clothing.  I like to go shopping and pick out
clothing with my femal friends.  I would like to be with a woman that
wears short tight dresses, long flowing skirts, flashy bikini and torn up
jeans to go romping in the woods.

I think the perfect woman would be between 5'4" and 5'8"  103 - 130 lbs.
I like long hair too.  The spirit of any person is more important than
the body.

Please e-mail if you are interested.  I have car by the way.

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From: mikey@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Strider)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: RAI's .gif
Date: 23 Jan 1993 04:24:31 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX
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In article <whatever, part 2> Steven J Orlin (dipshit) writes:
[Steve pats himself on the back again by posting his inane rantings a second
time, as if the first time weren't enough to make the average netter retch]
>
>Dang, this guy's good

Good what?  I'll tell you:  Good example of a genetic throwback with all
the grace of a bull elephant, the class of a cockroach, and the mental
acuity of the average, garden-variety earthworm.  What a moron.


Strider

"This above all, to thine own self be true." --Polonius
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 12:00:14 EST
From: <TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: RE: Steve and Jessica should they get together?

Steve

In response to your question on why I refer to myself as the White Knight is
simple.  The name was bestowed on me by a friend of mine in Toronto who I
have helped a great deal.  I liked the name so I use it.

White Knight
Counting the days till he returns to his kingdom
From: rna@leland.Stanford.EDU (Robert Ashcroft)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Males in North Carolina
Date: 28 Jan 93 21:08:21 GMT
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA

In article <1993Jan28.151545.15910@ncsu.edu> cox@news.ncsu.edu (Deborah A Cox) writes:
>I am new at using this system so bare with me!
>
>Debbie

That's rather sudden... We've never even been formally introduced.

RNA
From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Ms.Babalyon.....
Date: 25 Jan 93 19:40:04 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

What's this?!!

A lurker!  Posting against jessica.

She'll get you, ya'know!
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From: ap.8024@cupid.sai.com
Subject: SJM, 27, seeks SJF in Boston Area
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I'm a 27-year-old professional, sometimes graduate student (but not this  
semester), living in Cambridge.  I like movies, going to the theater, taking  
trips, bicycling, cooking, Jewish Culture, Israeli Dancing, and lots of other  
things.  I'm a non-smoker, not overweight, I have very curley hair, I get along  
great in crowds, I have a wonderful smile, and people tell me that I'm very  
cute.  


I'm moderately religious.  I like going to friday night services.  I'm a  
vegetarian.  I'm very comfortable with observant people, but being observant is  
not a requirement for a relationship.

I have a strong background in science and politics and I love talking about  
ideas.  I really like the coffee house scene, and I don't do bars.  


If you think we might get along, drop me a note.

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From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: RAI's .gif
Organization: The Ohio State University
 <1993Jan22.221850.8185@oz.plymouth.edu>
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 03:12:14 GMT


Look you fat ugly bitch, i'll post my pic when I'm damn well ready to.
Once again, you just can't keep that big fat mouth shut can you?

You open it up and all this boring shit, not to mention the flies and maggets
just come pouring out.
No body likes you.  I can't even call you a stinking whore, because you'll
never get fucked, let alone a million times.

Are you one of those hostile people with both sex organs?
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thisfuckyouisfuckyouafuckyousubliminalfuckyoumessage
Orlin.2@osu.edu
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From: aldridge@netcom.com (Jacquelyn Aldridge)
Subject: Re: Who Reads this Newsgroup? RESULTS OF SURVEY
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 06:46:30 GMT

chowe@emba-news.uvm.edu.UUCP (Christopher H Howe) writes:

>From article <1993Jan24.234558.29050@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, by sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin):
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> In article <1993Jan24.210511.2725@fuug.fi> an7838@anon.penet.fi writes:
>> 
>> a bunch of crap.
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Why did this dumn fuck post this ten times to alt.personals?
>> 
>> 
>> steve
>> -- 
>> "Ye talk of me drinking, but never me thirst!"
>> thisfuckyouisfuckyouafuckyousubliminalfuckyoumessage
>> Orlin.2@osu.edu


>	TEN?,  We received about 25!!!!

>-Chris
	By mistake, kind of obvious isn't it? And if you use the word so
much is it because you are obsessed?  -Jackie-

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: THANK YOU; THANKYOU VERY MUCH!!!
Keywords: idiot comes to mind!
Organization: The Ohio State University
 <1jmdsdINN2oj@dev-null.phys.psu.edu>
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:31:41 GMT


In article <1jmdsdINN2oj@dev-null.phys.psu.edu> drj@dev-null.phys.psu.edu (Dan
Jeuch) writes:
>I should have checked this earlier...
>
>> [magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu]
>> Login: sorlin                           Name: Steven J Orlin
>> Directory: /acs/magnusug/1/sorlin       Shell: /usr/local/bin/notallowedsh
>>                                                               ~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> Never logged in.
>> No Plan.
>
>Humor never ceases!
>
>-Dan
>


I discontinued my plan for that day for reasons I'm not willing to discuss.
However, it is back up now if anyone is interested

And by the way,  no one could have known what my major was without looking
at it,  Slow Dan.

-steve
-- 
"If you love someone, set them free......If they don't come back....hunt them
 down and kill them."
-=sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu                 -???
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: ARE ALL MEN JERKS?????
Date: 25 Jan 93 15:31:51 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@tw1.samsung.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

Yes, we are!

Now what's your point?
From: Pookie.Bear@iphase.fidonet.org (Pookie Bear)
Sender: FredGate@iphase.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: RAI's .gif
Date: 24 Jan 93 01:28:00 EST

i don't want to break your heart. just fascinate your mind!!

pookie bear


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From: mschlenk@oread.cc.ukans.edu
Date: 23 Jan 93 09:04:21 CST
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Serces

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From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu (*R*A*I*)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: RAI's .gif
Date: 22 Jan 93 10:35:54 -0600
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Distribution: world
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> : 
> : -steve
> 
> 	Hey, Bozo, get a life!! Anyone here with half a brain can
> 	appreciate the fact that this medium is an expression of 
> 	personality, not perfect looks!
> 	It should be obvious that people wanted RAI's gif because
> 	her posts struck a chord deeper than your dick (assuming that 
> 	you have anything going on deeper than your dick!). Do you
> 	feel attraction only toward women who fit your idea of "perfect
> 	beauty", or because they as *people* are attractive? 
> 	If you just want a picture to use to slap your salami, go
> 	buy a Playboy! In *real* life, that's the closest you likely
> 	will ever come to your "dream woman"!
> 
> 			With all due affection
> 
> 		(and appreciation towards RAI *and* her gif)
> 
> 			       Tony
> 
I honestly loved the above especially the "Deeper than your dick" line!
Way to tell him Tony!

Rai.
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"I love it in your room at night, you're the               R A I
only one that get's through to me, in the             Raina Weinberg
warmth of the candle light, Oh I wonder what     Memphis State University
your going to do to me. In your room, In your       Memphis,Tenn. USA
room, feels so good in you room let's lock the
world out, feels so good on when we touch nobody 
ever made me crazy like this. _The Bangles _   MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
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From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: ARE ALL MEN JERKS?????
Date: 21 Jan 93 21:06:04 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <1993Jan18.012327.14129@ecsvax.uncecs.edu> lmc@nebula.lib.vt.edu (Laura M. Craighead) writes:
>petitc@vccnw07.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>
>>  Lessee.   I'll label each quality, and put (N) if only Nice Guys have this
>>trait, (J) if only Jerks have this trait, and (B) if Both categories have
>>it.  I may be really far off, but it's a start.  Also, if it isn't clear,
>>I'll put (B).
>
>>Kindness         (N)
>>Intelligence     (B)
>>Passion          (J)
>>Self-Confident   (J)
>>Strong Body      (J)
>>Looks Good       (J)  <-  This includes good concern for appearance
>>Suave            (J)  <-  Also known as "Sweep me off my feet"
>
>>  Now, I'm not saying that ALL nice guys and jerks have these traits, but that
>>seems to be the general case.  Maybe that helps clear things up about why
>>girls date Jerks more often---they have more of the traits that girls value.
>
>While we're at it, let's expand this topic for females as well.  Why
>don't guys want to date nice girls?  Anyone want to take a shot at it?
>For the same reasons as above?
>
>--Laura
>
>The views expressed above are entirely my own and not those of my employer.
>My employer doesn't even know I have any.

What?!?

I do!!

As a matter of fact, I _only_ date nice girls.  For one (at least, 
I'm sure), I can't get along with bitches.

I mean, really, I can't get along with Jerks (tm) either.  But,
then again, I consider women bitches when I can't get along with
them, so it's self-perpetuating, right?

I have no enemies (yet :).  Nor am I anyone's.  'Cept that bitch
that wouldn't go out with me. ;)

Any nice girls out there want to go out with a Nice Guy (who knows
he is, and therefore, imo, cancels that title out, leaving a
nice guy who is not a jerk who'll listen to you and tell you off
sometimes when he's not happy with situations...)

later.

andy

(yes, I'm making my plea again {sigh} )\
.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: dfuller@portal.hq.videocart.com (Dave Fuller)
Subject: Steve's sig
Organization: VideOcart Inc.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:19:12 GMT


  I've been wondering for a while what seemed wrong about Steve's sig, I
think i have finally found it.

"If you love someone, set them free......If they don't come back....hunt them
 down and kill them."
 
   I think it possibly needs a slight mod.

"If you love someone, set them free......If they come back.....
Slam the fuckin' door, you got rid of them once already"


Dave "haven't we been through this before ?" Fuller
dfuller@portal.hq.videocart.com

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From: ap.3352@cupid.sai.com
Subject: What women might like to see...
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Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 19:15:01 GMT
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Handsome, healthy, intelligent SWM looking for
net communication with a confident, leggy SWF, 
uner 35.  We could indulge each other with good 
conversation and the possibility of a relationship.
So if you're out there, send me a "hello."
I promise a return message. 

cls


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From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Honest Female opinion needed
Date: 28 Jan 1993 23:32:09 GMT
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In article <106753@netnews.upenn.edu>, julio@upenn5.hep.upenn.edu (Julio Gonzalez) writes:
>
>	I' trying to decide whether to buy a car or not. My main
>	interest it would help me to get a date and I could go to
>	the mall more easily. Could some kind-hearted woman help
>	me on this. Namely, is a guy more attractive when he has
>	a car ?


Are you serious?!!!

You're doing it for the WRONG reasons buddy.

Personally, as I own my own car (well, I kinda share ownership with the bank
:-)   ) whether or not a guy has a car doesn't bother me - as long as he
contributes to running costs if we use mine all the time.

When I didn't have a car if a guy didn't have a car it made things awkward, but
didn't put me off the guy.

I can't say a guy with a car is more attractive than one without.

I've heard guys refer to nice cars (like Porches, Hot Rods, etc) as
"leg-openers" but it doesn't do anything for me.

I guess I haven't helped much.


Maybe the women who wouldn't consider dating you unless you had a car aren't
worth dating anyway?




Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
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From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: ARE ALL MEN JERKS?????
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:40:06 GMT


In article <9040@news.duke.edu> infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  the Infant
from Sesame Street babbles:


>
>And we all know by now how Steve's dad used his colon! :)
>
It is funny you opened this discussion.  My dad has this trick; he shifts his
colon over to one side as added leverage to make it easier to mount
whales like your mother.

I still haven't mastered it, but your mother IS relentless, and she can take
a hell of a lot of pain.

steve
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From: an2787@anon.penet.fi (slimy)
Subject: Rai's .gif
Organization: Anonymous contact service
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Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 00:19:02 GMT

Hi,
	I've heard about Rai's .gif and am afraid that I missed it,
Could someone send it to me???
thanks in advance,
Slimy
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