HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: adamg@world.std.com (Adam M Gaffin)
Subject: Re: What are !!!!!! called?
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 03:36:00 GMT

In article <28694@brahms.udel.edu> les@brahms.udel.edu (Matthew Re Templeton) writes:
>This is not a whine but purely a matter of semantics.  I know that any word 
>drawn out ad absurdum like sooooooooooooooooooo, is called a whine but what is
>the official name for the "!!!!!," "?????," "?!?!?!?!!??!," &c used at the end
>of emphatic sentences?
>
>A silly question? Yes.
>Am I bored? What do you think????
>

The first is called an exclamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation point,
the second a queeeeeeeeeestion mark
and the third an exclamaaaaaaaaaaation queeeeeeeeeeestion maaaaaark pooooint.

Glad we could clear that up so quickly!
-- 
Adam Gaffin
Middlesex News, Framingham, Mass.
adamg@world.std.com
Voice: (508) 626-3968. Fred the Middlesex News Computer: (508) 872-8461.
Newsgroups: alt.whine
From: judi@wam.umd.edu (Jaaaaaaaaaaay Steiiiiiiiiiiiiin)
Subject: Re: I'mmmmm boooooorrrreeeedddd
Originator: judi@rac1.wam.umd.edu
Organization: /usr/lib/organization
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 00:40:30 GMT

Where it was written: <92102.195908DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu>
Who wrote it:         Doug Morack <DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu>

>In article <92102.175136WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu>, Buppa <WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu>
>says:
>>3 Points:
>>   1.  I don't care if your toe hurts because I'm really Hungry. Waaah!
>>   2.  I'm working right now, so I can't leave the lab.   Waaaaah!
>>   3.  I don't care if McD's is far away, because I know that you are
>>       hungry too and you really wouldn't mind going down there but your
>>       such a damn cry baby and really want someone to go down there and
>>       get you food too.  But I asked you first and I'm hungrier so I
>>       think you should go down to McDs and get me food, too.   :+)
>
>     Well, I weeeeeent down to McDonald's and gooooot you your fooood.  Are you
>haaaaaapy nooooooooow????  My toe reeeaaaaaaallly huuuuuurts and my cooooooold
>is woooooooorseeeeee.   Thaaaanks a loooot.
>
>(Someone please help us.....reply and keep this going)

Waaaaaah - nooooo one went to McDonald's for meeeeeeeeeeeee and I'm
loooooooooonely...  nobody liiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes me.....
I want some foooooooooooood tooooooooooooooooooooo
I'll get you some sudafed if you get me some, pleeeeeeeeease?
--
     _____     __      __               -=* Jay T Stein *=-
   |   |      |  \    /        
   |   |  in  |   |  |               Internet: judi@wam.umd.edu
|__|   |      |__/    \__               GEnie: J.STEIN18

But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman.
Newsgroups: alt.whine
From: adamg@world.std.com (Adam M Gaffin)
Subject: The Great Chicago Floooooood
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:49:20 GMT

So I "tune in" to alt.whine tonight expecting to see some good hearty
whiiiiiining from our loyal Chicago correspondents about their soggy
basements, but nooooooooooooooooooo!

I wanna hear allllll about it, and I wanna hear it nowwwwwwwwww! 
Waaaaaaaaah!

-- 
Adam Gaffin
Middlesex News, Framingham, Mass.
adamg@world.std.com
Voice: (508) 626-3968. Fred the Middlesex News Computer: (508) 872-8461.
From: krober@lonestar.utsa.edu (Kristie A. Roberson)
Newsgroups: alt.whine
Subject: Re: What are !!!!!! called?
Date: 10 Apr 92 17:35:29 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <BMF8o1.JzL@world.std.com> adamg@world.std.com (Adam M Gaffin) writes:
>In article <28694@brahms.udel.edu> les@brahms.udel.edu (Matthew Re Templeton) writes:
>>This is not a whine but purely a matter of semantics.  I know that any word
>>drawn out ad absurdum like sooooooooooooooooooo, is called a whine but what is
>>the official name for the "!!!!!," "?????," "?!?!?!?!!??!," &c used at the end
>>of emphatic sentences?
>>
>>A silly question? Yes.
>>Am I bored? What do you think????
>>
>
>The first is called an exclamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation point,
>the second a queeeeeeeeeestion mark
>and the third an exclamaaaaaaaaaaation queeeeeeeeeeestion maaaaaark pooooint.
>
>Glad we could clear that up so quickly!
>--
>Adam Gaffin
>Middlesex News, Framingham, Mass.
>adamg@world.std.com
>Voice: (508) 626-3968. Fred the Middlesex News Computer: (508) 872-8461.

Thank you so much adam.  I wasn't the person who asked for that info, but
you have made my life so much more simple.  Many, Many thanks.

While I'm here:   Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!  My life sux.








Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
-- 
krober@lonestar.utsa.edu        ::       *  BRIDGE IS LIKE SEX  *
Kristie ( red ) Roberson        ::    If you don't have a good partner,
:-[                             ::    You better have a good hand.
Newsgroups: alt.whine
From: bestr1070@bestsd.sdsu.edu (Alena)
Subject: Ha Ha
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 03:15:00 GMT

(Hey Jay! Are you reading this?!?)

Well, folks.  Can you believe it?  I got myself a friend through this
newsgroup.  It is good for something!!!!  Like my End (see below)
I would like to change it, suggestions?

am i the only person in the whole world who think that pornos are done by
the worst actors in the world?  let them be done by Shakespearan actors.
"Helen, I will part you like the red sea."
			Robin Williams
E-mail------BESTR1070@BESTSD.SDSU.EDU
----------<@  Alena									
Newsgroups: alt.whine
From: bestr1070@bestsd.sdsu.edu (Alena)
Subject: Re: Ha Ha
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: Do call
Organization: San Diego State University - Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 19:45:00 GMT

This is just for Jay Stein.  Allothers please "n".
Jay, I don't know what happened.  I can't seem to get the stupid TALK to
work.  I hope you read this!!!!
The number is (213) 223-4380.
Jay, in case some weirdo calls this, just say the name of the Union man
we were talking about this morning.
bye.....
:


> 
>am i the only person in the whole world who think that pornos are done by
>the worst actors in the world?  let them be done by Shakespearan actors.
>"Helen, I will part you like the red sea."
>			Robin Williams
>E-mail------BESTR1070@BESTSD.SDSU.EDU
>----------<@  Alena									
Women want it.....
they want it all the time.....
they want it anywhere.....
but, perhaps not with you.

Alena-----BESTR1070@BESTSD.SDSU.EDU
Newsgroups: alt.whine
From: jwelnak@xraylith.wisc.edu (John Welnak)
Subject: recommended
Organization: Center for X-ray Lithography, UW-Madison
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 92 16:59:08 GMT

the 90 lakespring savignon blanc is dry but not harsh, with hints of grass
and a touch of lemon...

OOPS! wrong newsgroup! :==)

-jtw
From: U26703@uicvm.uic.edu (Scott Graves)
Newsgroups: alt.whine
Subject: Re: The Great Chicago Floooooood
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:59:47 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago

In article <92105.092824U45301@uicvm.uic.edu>, Mary Jacobs
<U45301@uicvm.uic.edu> says:
>
>In article <BMoIM9.n32@world.std.com>, adamg@world.std.com (Adam M Gaffin)    :
>says
>>
>>So I "tune in" to alt.whine tonight expecting to see some good hearty
>>whiiiiiining from our loyal Chicago correspondents about their soggy
>>basements, but nooooooooooooooooooo!
>>
>>I wanna hear allllll about it, and I wanna hear it nowwwwwwwwww!
>>Waaaaaaaaah!
>
>HELP!  HELP!  We're all wet!  Glug...Glug...Glug!
>
>The flooding occurred in the downtown "Loop" area, equivalent to having
>Manhattan flooded out.  The Chicago Board of Trade is still
>closed.  They have 50 feet of water on their electronics in the
>basement.  They are losing 50 BILLION dollars a DAY in trades.

(lots of neat information expressed in an interesting, suggestively whiney
fashion deleted)
I live not tooooooooooooooooooo far from the Loop, but far enough away
that I was fairly certain that my basement would be ok.  Still, when I got
home yesterday, I was teeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrribly afraid to open
the basement door, even though I had to do my laundry, and my washing/drying
machines are down there!!!!!  But, all the clothes were dirty!!!!!!!!
I was thinking that if the basement was flooded, I could juuuuuust throw my
clothes down there and through some soap and be done with it, but i'd have
to throw in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemeeeeeeeeeeendous amount of soap.

>It is hoooooooriiiiiiiible.  Waaaaaaaaaaaah!  We're in a teeeeeriiiiiible
>meeeeeeeeeeeess!
>
some of the el trains aren't running, and Union station is clooooooooooosed!!
!!!!!!!!!  I feeel sooooooooooooooooooooooo traaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppeeeed!!!!!

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>| Mary Jacobs            | This is MY view;  |"There is another alter-  |
>| U45301@UICVM           |  not the view of  |native than to obtain the |
>| U45301@uicvm.cc.uic.edu|     the " U "     |superfluities."--Thoreau  |
>=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

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Organization: Penn State University
Organization-][: The Calcium Cult
X-Subliminal-Message: oomogswoc rules!!!!
Date: Saturday, 11 Apr 1992 19:59:08 EDT
From: Doug Morack <DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.whine
Subject: Re: I'mmmmm boooooorrrreeeedddd
 <92102.173918WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu> <92102.174429DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu>
 <92102.175136WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu>

In article <92102.175136WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu>, Buppa <WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu>
says:
>3 Points:
>   1.  I don't care if your toe hurts because I'm really Hungry. Waaah!
>   2.  I'm working right now, so I can't leave the lab.   Waaaaah!
>   3.  I don't care if McD's is far away, because I know that you are
>       hungry too and you really wouldn't mind going down there but your
>       such a damn cry baby and really want someone to go down there and
>       get you food too.  But I asked you first and I'm hungrier so I
>       think you should go down to McDs and get me food, too.   :+)
>
>>(No one said that all the lab ops at PSU were completely sane - or not
>bored.)
>
>Or Not Cranky for that matter.   :-)

     Well, I weeeeeent down to McDonald's and gooooot you your fooood.  Are you
haaaaaapy nooooooooow????  My toe reeeaaaaaaallly huuuuuurts and my cooooooold
is woooooooorseeeeee.   Thaaaanks a loooot.

(Someone please help us.....reply and keep this going)
Newsgroups: alt.whine
From: adamg@world.std.com (Adam M Gaffin)
Subject: Re: The Great Chicago Flood II
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 12:16:25 GMT

In article <92105.235556U45301@uicvm.uic.edu> Mary Jacobs <U45301@uicvm.uic.edu> writes:
>Imagine, if you will, DEEP SEA DIVERS being lowered through the sidewalks
>at the Chicago Board of Trade. . . .  30 feet of swirling water
>and submerged heating plants await them.
>

Didn't think there was much everyday call for deep sea divers in Chicago.
Did they fly 'em in from the coast or something?




-- 
Adam Gaffin
Middlesex News, Framingham, Mass.
adamg@world.std.com
Voice: (508) 626-3968. Fred the Middlesex News Computer: (508) 872-8461.
Newsgroups: alt.whine
From: jamesb@nevada.edu (James Bender)
Subject: Re: I'mmmmm boooooorrrreeeedddd
Organization: University of Nevada System Computing Services
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 00:44:16 GMT

>
>     Well, I weeeeeent down to McDonald's and gooooot you your fooood.  Are you
>haaaaaapy nooooooooow????  My toe reeeaaaaaaallly huuuuuurts and my cooooooold
>is woooooooorseeeeee.   Thaaaanks a loooot.
>
	Well, at leats you get to eat, I'm on a diiiiiiieeeeeeeeeetttttt.
I don't geeeeeeeeeet annnnny foooooooood. Waaaaaaaaaa! And I'm booooooooord
toooooooooooo. And I have to get up so earrrrrrrrrlyyyyyyy tomarrow sooooooo
I can come heeeeereeeee and beeeeee boooooooredddddddd againnnnnnnnn.


						Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!
			



From:     		jamesb@redrock.nevada.edu
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Waffles are nothing more than a vehicle for butter and syrup"
							-- Dr. Forrester
From: WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu (Buppa)
Newsgroups: alt.whine
Subject: Re: I'mmmmm boooooorrrreeeedddd
Date: 11 Apr 92 21:39:18 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92102.173918WMK101
Organization: Penn State University

In article <92102.130900DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu>, Doug Morack
<DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu> says:
>
>   I'm soooooooooo booooorrrreeeeddddd.  There is noooooothiiinnngggg to dooo.
>And to toooop it ooooofff, I have a coooooooolllldddd.  My noooooosee is all
>stuuuuuufffed up.  Waaaaaaahhhhh.  I have a heeeaaaddddaaaccchhheeee toooooo.
>I want my moooooommmmyyyyy.  Ooooh, great!!  Nooooww, my toe huuuuuuurrttts.
>Maybe I should cut it ooooooofffff.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Now it
>reeeeeaaaaallllyyy
>hurts.  Why did I doooooo thaaaaat?????   Waaaaaaahhhhhh!
>
>Disclaimer:  The above does not represent Penn State University or me for that
>             matter.  It was the outcry of a once great whiner who has long
>             since passed away.


      Hey Doug, quit Whining and Get me some food because I am sooooooooooo
hungryyyy..    Waaaaaaaaahhhhh..  I haven't had any thing to eat since 8 this
morning.   And the food I did eat this morning was dining all food, so it
really tasted like dog sh*t.    Waaahhhhh.   I could really go fer some McD's
right now.     So quit whining and get off yer butt and get me some food.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bill Kratzer (a.k.a "Buppa" or "Booper")
wkratzer@cs.psu.edu                               WMK101@PSUVM
wkratzer@endor.cs.psu.edu                         WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu
Organization: Penn State University
Organization-][: The Calcium Cult
X-Subliminal-Message: oomogswoc rules!!!!
Date: Saturday, 11 Apr 1992 13:09:00 EDT
From: Doug Morack <DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.whine
Subject: I'mmmmm boooooorrrreeeedddd

   I'm soooooooooo booooorrrreeeeddddd.  There is noooooothiiinnngggg to dooo.
And to toooop it ooooofff, I have a coooooooolllldddd.  My noooooosee is all
stuuuuuufffed up.  Waaaaaaahhhhh.  I have a heeeaaaddddaaaccchhheeee toooooo.
I want my moooooommmmyyyyy.  Ooooh, great!!  Nooooww, my toe huuuuuuurrttts.
Maybe I should cut it ooooooofffff.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Now it reeeeeaaaaallllyyy
hurts.  Why did I doooooo thaaaaat?????   Waaaaaaahhhhhh!

Disclaimer:  The above does not represent Penn State University or me for that
             matter.  It was the outcry of a once great whiner who has long
             since passed away.
From: les@brahms.udel.edu (Matthew Re Templeton)
Newsgroups: alt.whine
Subject: What are !!!!!! called?
Date: 7 Apr 92 19:39:28 GMT
Organization: University of Delaware

This is not a whine but purely a matter of semantics.  I know that any word 
drawn out ad absurdum like sooooooooooooooooooo, is called a whine but what is
the official name for the "!!!!!," "?????," "?!?!?!?!!??!," &c used at the end
of emphatic sentences?

A silly question? Yes.
Am I bored? What do you think????

-- 
!Matthew Templeton    !Quote of the month (April):      		       !
! les@brahms.udel.edu !"A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle,      !
!{This space for rent.! When you're trying to throw your arms around the world"!
! Dial 1-800-IVOIVOD} !   -U2 (on the story of my life :-)  REGISTER TO VOTE!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.whine
From: jamesb@nevada.edu (James Bender)
Subject: Re: The Great Chicago Floooooood
Organization: University of Nevada System Computing Services
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 23:08:09 GMT


In article <92105.092824U45301@uicvm.uic.edu> Mary Jacobs <U45301@uicvm.uic.edu> writes:

>HELP!  HELP!  We're all wet!  Glug...Glug...Glug!
>
>The flooding occurred in the downtown "Loop" area, equivalent to having
>Manhattan flooded out.  The Chicago Board of Trade is still
>closed.  They have 50 feet of water on their electronics in the
>basement.  They are losing 50 BILLION dollars a DAY in trades.
>
	[stuff deleted]
	
>Deep Tunnel if the two can be connected.
>
>More later as I know it.
>
>It is hoooooooriiiiiiiible.  Waaaaaaaaaaaah!  We're in a teeeeeriiiiiible
>meeeeeeeeeeeess!

	Owwwww, who cares about that, I'm cooooooooooollllllld.
From: krober@lonestar.utsa.edu (Kristie A. Roberson)
Newsgroups: alt.whine
Subject: Re: My Pain.
Date: 17 Apr 92 18:28:34 GMT
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

In article <1992Apr16.234135.15248@nevada.edu> jamesb@nevada.edu (James Bender) writes:
>
>	Whooooooooo cares? When I woke up this moorning, my nose was soooooooo
>stuffed up. I couldn't  breeeeeeeeeeeathe. The phlem was all in my  throoooght,
>and it made my cooooooooough. I was hoooooooorible. And whyyyyyyy are you
>shoooooooouting at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???
>
>						James B
>From:     		jamesb@redrock.nevada.edu
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>"UMMMMM, excuse me, could you be a little more vague?"
>							-- CROW

What are you coplaining about? Eeeeevvvvvvveeeerrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy
mmoooooooooorrrrnnnninngggg   that IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wake upppppppppppppp
i'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm congesssssssssssssstted.  Alllllergies suck!
-- 
krober@lonestar.utsa.edu        ::       *  BRIDGE IS LIKE SEX  *
Kristie ( red ) Roberson        ::    If you don't have a good partner,
:-[                             ::    You better have a good hand.
From: ljhr@gnv.ifas.ufl.edu
Newsgroups: alt.whine
Subject: My Pain.
Date: 16 Apr 92 17:16:09 -0500

OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAAAAAAAAST  night  I WOOOOOOOOOOke up at 1:30 AM!  My NEEEEEEEEEECK hurt, my SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOULDER hurt, and my AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAARM hurt.  I HAD TO TAKE THE MORNING OOOOOOOOOOOOOFF FROOOOOOOOOOOOM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!

MY NECK STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT HAVE I DONE?  WHY AM I SUFFERING?????????????????????????????????

*************************************************************************************************************
I'd write a disclaimer, but it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard to type when your SHOULDER HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu (Doug Morack)
Newsgroups: alt.whine
Subject: Re: I'mmmmm boooooorrrreeeedddd
Date: 12 Apr 92 02:48:35 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92102.224835DCM115
Organization: Penn State University
Organization-][: The Calcium Cult
X-Subliminal-Message: oomogswoc rules!!!!

In article <1992Apr12.004030.12902@wam.umd.edu>, judi@wam.umd.edu (Jaaaaaaaaaaay
Steiiiiiiiiiiiiin) says:
>
>Waaaaaah - nooooo one went to McDonald's for meeeeeeeeeeeee and I'm
>loooooooooonely...  nobody liiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes me.....
>I want some foooooooooooood tooooooooooooooooooooo
>I'll get you some sudafed if you get me some, pleeeeeeeeease?

    But, I don't liiiiiiiikkkkeeeee Sudafed.  I like Dimeeeeeeetaaaapppp.  It's
so much beeeeeeeetteeeer than Sudaaaaaaafeeeddd.  waaaaaaaaaaaah.  I've beeeen
to Mcdooooooonald's alreaaaaady today.  I don't waaaaaaant to go back.  Do I
haaaaaave toooooooooo????   Waaaaaaaaah.

-Doug
(Of all the things that I have ever lost.... I miss my mind the most)
From: DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu (Doug Morack)
Newsgroups: alt.whine
Subject: Re: I'mmmmm boooooorrrreeeedddd
Date: 11 Apr 92 21:44:29 GMT
Article-I.D.: psuvm.92102.174429DCM115
 <92102.173918WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu>
Organization: Penn State University
Organization-][: The Calcium Cult
X-Subliminal-Message: oomogswoc rules!!!!

In article <92102.173918WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu>, Buppa <WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu>
says:
>      Hey Doug, quit Whining and Get me some food because I am sooooooooooo
>hungryyyy..    Waaaaaaaaahhhhh..  I haven't had any thing to eat since 8 this
>morning.   And the food I did eat this morning was dining all food, so it
>really tasted like dog sh*t.    Waaahhhhh.   I could really go fer some McD's
>right now.     So quit whining and get off yer butt and get me some food.
>

      But, I don't waaaaannt to go to McDonaaaallllldddd's.  It's soooooo far
awaaaaaaaayy.  And remember, my toe huuuuuuuuuurrrtttsss.   waaaaaaahhhhh.
Plus, you are clooooooser to it than I am.  Just do it youuuuuurrrseeeeellllff.

(No one said that all the lab ops at PSU were completely sane - or not bored.)
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Saturday, 11 Apr 1992 17:51:36 EDT
From: Buppa <WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.whine
Subject: Re: I'mmmmm boooooorrrreeeedddd
 <92102.173918WMK101@psuvm.psu.edu> <92102.174429DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu>

In article <92102.174429DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu>, Doug Morack
<DCM115@psuvm.psu.edu> says:
>
>      But, I don't waaaaannt to go to McDonaaaallllldddd's.  It's soooooo far
>awaaaaaaaayy.  And remember, my toe huuuuuuuuuurrrtttsss.   waaaaaaahhhhh.
>Plus, you are clooooooser to it than I am.  Just do it
>youuuuuurrrseeeeellllff.
>

3 Points:
   1.  I don't care if your toe hurts because I'm really Hungry. Waaah!
   2.  I'm working right now, so I can't leave the lab.   Waaaaah!
   3.  I don't care if McD's is far away, because I know that you are
       hungry too and you really wouldn't mind going down there but your
       such a damn cry baby and really want someone to go down there and
       get you food too.  But I asked you first and I'm hungrier so I
       think you should go down to McDs and get me food, too.   :+)

>(No one said that all the lab ops at PSU were completely sane - or not bored.)

Or Not Cranky for that matter.   :-)