From: rajain@ecs.umass.edu
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian
Subject: FOUND !!!!! (Re: In search of exciting JAIN GUYS!!!)
Date: 27 Jan 93 19:34:39 GMT

In article <1873@rwja.umdnj.edu>, doshi@rwja.umdnj.edu (Neha Doshi) writes:
> Hello everyone out there in SCI land:

	Hello! hello yourself, thy maiden !!

> 
> My name is Neha Doshi. I am looking for a nice guy leading to a permanent

	Nice name :-) Still "looking for" ???? Gooooooooooood ! Means  
	it's not too late.....yet!!!

> relationship. I am a 2nd year medical student at Robert Wood Johnson Medical 
> School in New Brunswick, NJ, USA. I was born in the US and my parents are from
> Kapadwunj, Gujurat. My computer-nerd friends put me up to this so here goes...


	Well! since you provided such detailed statistics about yerself
	I guess it's fair for followup-er to do the same. Courtesy demands,
	so here goes. I am a 2nd year industrial engineer at the University
	of M"ass"achusetts (Amherst Campus), Amherst, MA, USA (I think!).
	I was born in India and my parents are from Delhi, Delhi :-)
	(Delhi's a UT, you know). What-a-coincidence! *MY* computer-nerd
	friends put me to this too!!! (gawd! at least one thing's common).


> 
> 	My only stipulations are:

	My "qualifications" are:


> 
> 	1) Between the ages of 23 - 26

		Am 23 and 1/4. Will do!!!!

> 	2) Vegetarian Jains ONLY!

		Don't even touch onions, forget the meat !!!

> 	3) Preferably Gujrathi

		Naw!! That's regionalism !!! We should raise our
	collective vioces against it...not support it!!!


> 	4) Likes to have fun.

		If you are talking what I am thinking, then yes,
	I do like to have fun !

	[this is turning out to be better than I tawt!!

> 	5) Preferably East Coast.

		Bull's EYE !!! M"ass"achusetts === East Coast !!!
	
	[match made in heaven ?? let's see!!! Boy. I sure am getting
	 excited by the infinite possibilities this is gonna open]

> 	6) Established professional, or in professional school.

	Am in school, and it is a "professional" [whaddaya mean
	by dat ?] school !!


> 	7) Someone intellectually and culturally driven.

	I got ESP [dat's extra sensory perception or 6th sense]
	and I dress in dhoti and kurtaa !!! 
		       [traditional Indian student dress!]


> 	8) Free thinking and independent.

	Hmmmmm! I *am* independent and in order to be dat, one's
	gotta be free thinking !!! 

	[Why do I have a feeling dat *someone* on SCI --- FFT or
	 Doku --- be tempted to raise doubts about my claims to
	# 7 and 8 above !!! Hmmmm! Haven't seen Doku for a while
	and FFT is too busy in his flame-war....so I guess I am safe].


> 
> If you meet all the above criteria and are interested in meeting an
	
	Hey Lady, as is obvious, I *DO* meet ALL of the above 
	so whaddaya say to "shall we ??" :-)

	[jeez! this reminds me of those multiple-choice IIT-JEE
	questions which inevitably had a fifth option of "none of
	the above"....BUT *this* one's different !!!]

> exciting young women, please respond to me directly at the following

	Exciting AND young woman!!! Hmmmm! [as my brow creases as a
	shadow of doubt crosses my face......for but a second!]
	Ok! If you say so! But this email thing stinks!!! Since you
	have already "paraded" our relationship-to-be to the kind
	world of SCI, what's the need of this "hush-hush" ???????
	Dat's why I am replying diwectly on the net!!! You *did*
	say free-thinking and independent, didn'tcha ???


> internet address. I check my mail infrequently so be patient. And if I
> don't respond that I wasn't interested, nothing personal though. Feel

	Naaaah! What fool would take a "no reply" as a personal
	insult........


> free to mail me scanned pictures of yourself, my hacker friends said
> they'd help me view them.

	I would have definitely mailed multiple scanned pictures to you,
	for your and your friends pleasure, BUT unfortunately I donot
	have a scanner available at UM"ass" :-(  I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Why don't you and your friends email me (or better yet post it
	on SCI) your snail-mail addresses and I promise that I'll
	shoot off a copy [of the pictures of course...... :-) ] to 
	all of you irrespective of the fact whether I am interested in 
	you or not..... DEAL ? 


> 
> 
> Neha Doshi
> doshi@rwja.umdnj.edu
> 
> 
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Men, men, these are wanted: everything else will be ready, but strong, 
			     ^^^^^^^^^^^

	Trust me....there's no dearth of men! On the contrary, there
	are more available then you can handle....ON THE CONDITION
	that "everything" *is* ready :-) :-) [chhh! chhh! chh! rAjAt..
	*now* you've done it....the wrath of SAWNET will befall you!!]


> vigorous, believing young men, sincere to the backbone, are wanted.

	Strong? yes! Vigorous? Yes! (some of them actually have
	met the famous sexologist, Dr. Hakimchand of Delhi for 
	vigor].....Believing ? yes! [you won't believe how much
	they believe.....in their cause, I mean]

	Sincere? Granted.....

	Backbone? NOW wait-a-minute young lady!!!! This is ridiculous
	..... You *did* advertise for Indian Men, didn't ya ? Or is
	this a trick question....[zzzzzzzzzippppppppppp! Asbestos suit
	up and holding!!]
	

>             --Swami Vivekananda, Thoughts of Power, p. 8
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------


	Ciao,

	Awaiting your reply, mah woman-to-be

	rAjAt ... and of course JAIN :-) :-) :-)
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