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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
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*** Original Author: SBRHYM-L @ SUNYSB - ** Remote User **; 08/28/92 22:57

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>Subject:      pink gazette on toast and no idea
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well i once knew arlena smithhammer?  and diedre, y'know....  our relationaship
was so, well, you know, semiotic and our lunar phasing was the weirdest ever.
i couldn't handle it so i packed it all in for some lost farm where we grew
our own corn and made liquor out back.  lots of chicken.  once knew gabrielle
masterwipe, but famous people don't make me nearly as sick as people who
know them, so i purged myself completely one weekend, ok?

*** Comments from AFTER SOME DELIBERATION:
ok.
Now:
Run put your jommies on and scamper off to bed.


MLD
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From:         GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject:      zed stripe stripe spank zero hex forty-forty forty of ffft!
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XJ29Z84:  You don't know who you are and you'll never figure it out.  Go
fridge yerself with a jackjammer on rye and birds and made a face had no idea

Arlene (27):  I rilly liked that part about the mule and his goat.  Yeh rilly
got mine.

Piise:  leap! leap!

Pisshead Gallery:  You joker joes rilly got alot comin' and it's a comin'
foo heads.  Hey and why you echo us to Pennsylvania like Enobe BigBoy (to
which I read poetry:  "My head is not a sock drawer/ My face is not the
representation of some Edwardian nightmare/  Nonethelss you bang me many
times/  Nonetheless the man, he put us down to the ground./  Ah-men.")
^##
c no monki
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From:         queue cue <cheating@CCVM.SUNYSB.EDU>
Subject: Re: Don't do cardiac
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>Won't be looking up East Anglia in atlas due to profound disappointment
>after locating Stony Brook, sorry.  But sometimes it's better that way, don't
>you think, H.?   A lot of things are better that way . . .
>
>alp

Disappointment?  Now, now, Arthur, son, ol' chap (but most certainly
not "boy"), perhaps it's the location which could in only one way
fail to impress / a man possessed; but Stony Brook has been, for quite
some time, a centerfuge of Western Civilization.

One example to suffice: Joe Kane, the creator of Captain America,
retired to Stony Brook (though he has recently returned, no doubt to
raise the cultural spirits in this time of darkness).  Add to that
the charm school pedigree of Daniel A. Foss, who, if nothing else,
%will% talk to you (compare that with the attitude of unNormals in
Atlanta towards perfect strangers, still smarting from the
unpleasantness from a decade ago...), and I don't see how one could
go wrong.

Still, the whole of East Anglia is mine, nothing disrespectful meant,
Mr. Juggernaut Sir.  Best if you don't, I agree.

And the rules should be changed so that a sacrifice fly or bunt should
be an AB, regardless of the multi-million egos of overnight flyboys.
May Fay continue to wave.

                   --M, who only follows baseball
                        'cuz of Lynn Nelson
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Date:         Thu, 3 Sep 1992 11:43:48 CST
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From:         GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject: To Rapine Dana Wee-ens (to make much of boogers)
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WELL I ONCE KNEW MARLA WAINRIGHT AND THE WHOLE POODLY-CHEW GANG AND LIVED
WITH A COUPLE OF EM FOR NINE MONTHS!  ASK PAT!  I KNOW FLIPPIN EVERYBODY!
WHY DO YOU THINK I BUT UP WITH THE SNOT AND SHIT ON THIS LIST?? CAUSE I
HAVE TO DAMNIT!!!!  I EVEN KNEW NIKEBO!!!   NOW GO AWAY!  GO HOME!
ps if you rilly gave a shit about johnny boy you'd be cranking yr own
splicer and transmitting virally mutating versions of everything under
the sun over these nets instead of rattling his cage now stopped heaving
giving way to the weight of all the years told on us.  this century's in
bad shape y'know, and i fer one'd like to know what the flip you think yr
doing about it???   well apart from that????
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      Hey, Whistledick:
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When I want your opinion
I will beat it out of you.


Merciful Lee Dickens
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Date:         Thu, 27 Aug 1992 02:13:02 CST
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From:         GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject:      wyrd oft nereth unfaegne eorl thonne his ellen deah...
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we inherited cause and effect from the ancient germanics but sadly not
the nominalism of its foundation and therefore neither its metaphorical
teleology, which sometimes seemed spurious or futile in our days of
thomism but now re-emerges as part of our mathematics
every moment is a miracle in that it is not any other moment
every moment of becoming is an act of faith in systems sure to fail
hence there is no end to the mystery in our lives, nor the mystery of
life and so we can live!!  an answer to sartre that would amuse him in
that he would imagine how disturbing it would be to camus
the one who resists this, who, spurning goedel, gathers to the inviobility
of systems, is like the child who, spoiled, is allowed to insist on the
nutriciousness of its own feces and having not a dog's liver is poisioned
:^##
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From:         "Cecil P. Dogbody" <cheating@CCVM.SUNYSB.EDU>
Subject:      For Jeffty
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All who've gather'd should listen dear
     To my talk of bygone woe
So you should know the dangers that lie
     In denying the blood its flow.

Finding myself to be quite famished,
     I searched both low and high
For a bite, a scrap, a morsel, a crumb,
     But my pantry was bone dry.

Then feeling the pangs nearly bowl me over
     I knew that I must eat,
I recalled those words a friend once wrote:
     "The liver's a special treat!"

I pulled the silverware from its drawer
     And spread it on the ground;
I looked and grinned an evil grin
     At the julienne I had found.

I wasted no time, took no precautions,
     The cut it was a good on';
Much blood was there, but I kept on carving
     Through my flesh like so much puddin'.

At last I had it, or maybe my kidney,
     By now my mind had left me;
I double-fried it, right then and there,
     No chef could have been so deftly.

I sunk in my teeth right through the meat
     Pleased my hunger to appease;
The flavo(u)r good, though not for long:
     My life had run out its lease.

Oh, glory to God in Heaven above
     And may He continue to guide us;
I'm gone to see Him in a short time
     From Grade B Hepatitis.


          --M
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Date:         Wed, 26 Aug 1992 18:08:00 GMT
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From:         strangler <H760@CPC865.EAST-ANGLIA.AC.UK>
Subject:      Caught As Catch Candescent
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Standing at my lime kiln lectern, looking over the audience for an
M. as heckler, fencingly defending my right to be very right and his
right to correctly tell me I'm very wrong: in Listening With Intent,
anything that is said may be taken down and crumpled up to be
propelled by catapulterior motives if only desultorily at the opponent
in catch if catch can, and, this place being mire enough to sustain
oneupmano'warship, catch if catch cannot, with no solemn decorum to
weigh against the hell of it: tell you what, you(-done-me-no-wrong)
could always try adding whatever measure of dignity you retain to my
own negative quantity, divide by two (2), and, there!, we'd be quits,
though not, I should hope, quit.  Shelters, m'dear, be they of the bus
or nuclear variety, do not rilly have to DO anything @anywhere: by their
mere essence and presence they serenely provide a sureness aidful in
dealing with whatever minor peril(l)-doings may arise.  As for the
froth of ephemeralia, I cannot complain: it's seldom malicious (though
occasionally inquisitive), it's fully unpredictable, sometimes
absorbing, and never in my life have I had the opportunity to closely
observe a scorpion, except perhaps in my more paranoid imaginings,
scuttling around in biscuit-tins or disguised as gr4302's favourite
attar of roses.  And, even if one Tuesday I should awaken and, suddenly
feeling a wish for the Taj Mahal to be superimposed on my horizons,
watch it gather shape outside my door, skull&crossbones suspennanted
from the highest point, I could not believe in the Enemy omnipotentative
any more than I do now.  I do not precisely know the rulessons of
counterespioneiric communication, nor those of unchartered sideways-
listing, but insteadfastly maintaint that anything whatsoever said in
fallen-from-chaise mode (& that second signature brought on a verie
merrie Smile: it had been nearly a year since last I observed it) is
a truth to be held and beheld self-evidentrancingly, no matter how
weary or lacking in syllables the said partie lately parted from a
swivel perch may be, and [jellyfish] has always rung true in its mental
(or perhaps I mean cardiac, arthur would know best) bell-chamber, even
if it has sometimes become overdramatisedimented in the process of
transferendition to gaudily illumined pixels, as it will be in the
immediate up-coming, & you'll excuse me I know, but I just wish to say:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Darling.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

H. (sevensixzero)
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Date:         Sun, 30 Aug 1992 21:03:01 MST
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From:         Dan Lester <ALILESTE@IDBSU.IDBSU.EDU>
Subject:      gee, i can't even find a valid
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reason NOT to do the stuff I should do....since the list and/or the members
are apparently dead tonight.

so, i'll log off and continue cleaning the home office.

dan
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Date:         Fri, 4 Sep 1992 15:18:04 EDT
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From:         LIBWCA@EMUVM1.BITNET
Subject:      KNOCK KNOCK
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Satan.

Satan who?

Satan Satan.  Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Satan.

Satan who?

Satan Satan.  Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Satan.

Satan who?

Satan Satan.  Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Satan?
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Date:         Thu, 27 Aug 1992 12:12:25 EDT
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Subject:      TESTONE

ONE TOW THREE
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From:         GR8669@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject:      pink gazette on toast and no idea
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well i once knew arlena smithhammer?  and diedre, y'know....  our relationaship
was so, well, you know, semiotic and our lunar phasing was the weirdest ever.
i couldn't handle it so i packed it all in for some lost farm where we grew
our own corn and made liquor out back.  lots of chicken.  once knew gabrielle
masterwipe, but famous people don't make me nearly as sick as people who
know them, so i purged myself completely one weekend, ok?
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Date:         Thu, 3 Sep 1992 11:37:37 CST
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From:         GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject: u no wissle mah t'ing tu' fly 'way
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Yeah well whenever I want yr upinyun I'll subliminally program you
to beat it out of yerself.  Yr cheap, that's it.  And sweaty I bet.
To JOHN what wanna know what we do?  Mainly this.  Beat each other
over the e-heads with the entrails of animals.  Gotten smacked upside
the head by any good spleens lately, or puked on by exotic beasts?  We
wanna know about it.  If not, this e-town, well,  you'll find it cold,
very cold, nasty little shits doing nasty little things to each other.
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Date:         Fri, 4 Sep 1992 03:23:16 GMT
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From:         "Sudhindranath SG" <sgs@UCS.USL.EDU>
Subject:      Need info on job opportunities for US citizens.
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Hi!

I am posting this article on behalf of a friend of mine in India.
He is a US citizen by birth. He has a BE degree in Computer Science
from Jayachamarajendra College of Engg., Mysore. He likes to
know details about the job opportunities available to him here.

Can somebody please help him with the information ? Also, can
anybody give me the name(s) of the newsgroup(s) that provide(s)
info about jobs for non-resident US citizens ?

Please email your reply. Thanks in advance.

Regards,

--Sudhi.


--
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Sira Gopinath Sudhindranath.
email : sudhi@usl.edu, sgs@ucs.usl.edu
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Date:         Fri, 4 Sep 1992 08:19:00 -05
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      Reply to that wacky Echo des
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REDACTOR REDUX! Coming soon: a boldfaced lie to make up for the fear
that I'm beginning to lapse too close -- but then you don't really want
to hear any of this, do you?

                              M

*** Comments from MIGHT AS WELL; CAN'T DANCE:
Oh no, please - do go on!
I think I'm beginning to see what you mean.
Correct me if I'm wrong (in a gentle way, of course.  Hair-tousling,
for example, as opposed to goosing), but if I understand you correctly
you are pleading for help, yes (and certainly nothing like a full body
slam - on second thought, maybe you shouldn't correct me.  I'll tell
you what: just accept it that I'm right.  Okay?)?
I once had a similar   oh, affliction when I ran the Swamp Gas For
President campaign back in that damnable year The Powers That (Still)
Be elected President that chattering magpie of a snook, Ronald Wilson
Reagan.  I screamed until I was hoarse (My God!) look at his name, for
Christ's sake!  There are six letters in each name!  Doesn't that
jangle any brainbells?  I mean, Jeez (getting a little more cozy here),
look into his EYES!  Hello?  Hello?
Operator we've been disconnected!
Ridiculous, she said, if that were so, then I wouldn't be hearing this
now then, would I?
Who are you calling "Woodeye", Harelip?  I snarled, slamming the
receiver down and leaping into one of those tv detective roll-and-fire
kind of configurations.
Consult your Bible.


There's more, but you really don't want to hear this.  I'm cutting you
loose.  Setting you free.   Fly away now, little titbird.  And
remember

Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Fires

(I wonder how many delusions of grandeur THAT slogan begat?  But I
digress from my appointed leave-taking.  Sod off now, there's a good
filthy bugger.)


In Deepest Admiration Of Your Pompous Loquacity
Honk Honk,

Merciful Lee Dickens
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From:         GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject:      and puss running down the side
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to mr. john alt.sex:  the poem was fine but copyrite notices on the
underground mutoid zombie list make me want to puke blood and liver
all over your node.... i mean like surface or submerge
;^##
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From:         Dana Rollins <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>
Subject:      Time Sheets Due By 11
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Mama's in the kitchen, baking up a pie
Daddy's in the backyard: "Get a JOB, Son, you know you oughta try!"


Merciful Lee
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From:         "Good morning, Dana" <H760@CPC865.EAST-ANGLIA.AC.UK>
Subject:      AHEM, SHE SAID, TO ATTRACT ATTENTION
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	NICE DAY
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From:         GR4302@SIUCVMB.BITNET
Subject:      no idea made a face
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...e belly lint of crossnavigational overload sequencing.  Too many
fippin famous people on this list you know how I hate it and makes
me scream and shit!!  Please!!  Is this the goldern underground
gopher porno and icecream shitlist or what, huh?  I'm sick of it.
But now you always read my mind and stay ahead of me, so what?  So,
how do you no what you'd be without me?  My great uncle died last week
too, y'no... well y'no now.  i'm a tellin' (wit' a stick in mah han').
i just don't believe in accidental postings, you did it to wave your
tongue at us.  Well fine.  I'm glad.  Rilly.  No, don't.  Rilly.
I just don't want to hear anymore about jc, he's just joined us, ok?
What about cowell?  He's been down here for years!  And, Jeffrey, you
honey-lipped pig's ass--loose the shit-eating grin and try some freckle
remover for those unsightly mutations growing out your face!  I mean it folks
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From:         Doug Quarnstrom <daq@HPFCSO.FC.HP.COM>
Subject:      void space
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   Some pathetic self-reflection
   -----------------------------

I wish the sun would reach down with
arms of liquid flux and fire
to bathe me in paternal pyres,
to touch the skin that guards my eyes,
to melt the pennies resting there,
to singe the air,
to pinch my cheek and muss my hair.

I wish I wish the moon would
send out and buy a gift for me,
perhaps a little stained-glass
picture, direct from Tiffany.
Perhaps _A View of Oyster Bay_
so at the end of every day,
the moon can gaze down through
the glass and chroma-tint my tears,
as voidfull silence whispers
sibilant songs into my ears.

I wish I wish I wish the stars
would gather in the sky so far
so far so far away,
and dance and sing and chant,
"OH my OH my OH my boy,
you must
you mustn't
you can
you can't.


I wish the sun would touch my eyes.
I wish the moon would would tint my tears
I wish the stars would make it clear
how many years.


How many years?


doug
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