HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Wow")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A FUNNY STORY
Summary: p.s. this is all true
Date: 14 Dec 92 07:19:54 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
X-Bite-Me: Get your OWN fucking life.
X-Quiz: Bonus points for deciding if T.M. has testicles or ovaries.


    I was on the fone last night with my pal T.M., who said, ``Hey, want
to hear a funny story about something that happened to me on Friday?''

    ``I don't know.  Funny ha ha, or funny eeeuughh?''

    ``Both.''

    ``Fire away.''

    ``I was going out with Denise and her boyfriend Alfredo, and we'd
driven around some, and Alfredo said, `let's go upstairs, OK?', so I
said OK, and we were hanging around, drinking some beer, and smoking
grass, getting pretty stoned.''

    ``OK.''

    ``Then Denise gets out this little envelope of what looks like blow,
and asks me if I want some, so I say yeah, sure.  So we're doing
that---you've never taken coke, right?''

    ``Nope.  Remember that was the time your uncle invited us up to
Westchester for the weekend, and we were thinking of reasons to go, and
resons not to go, and you pointed out that if we went, I could try some
of his coke, right?''

    ``Yeah, I remember.  You said it wasn't worth the trouble.''

    ``We stayed behind and fucked all weekend.  I can't believe coke
would have been any better than that.  It was definitely not a decision
I regret.''

    ``Smart guy.  Anyway, after a while Denise asks if I've ever done it
before, and I'm saying yeah, with but not for a long time, it was with
my uncle, and she interrupts, and says `What, heroin?' ''

    ``Heroin?''

    ``Yep.  Not blow.''

    ``Oops.''

    ``Yep.''

    ``Ha ha!''

    ``Yep.''

    ``Eeeuughh.''

    ``Yep.''

--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Crow of Desperation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Food, glorious food
Date: 13 Dec 1992 22:08:54 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


In the paper today, I read yet another criticism about MREs (Meals Ready to
Eat, for the acronymally impairred).

Now, I've had a few of those (I won't say where I got them from, just in
case the Secret Service is still lurking), and I didn't think they were too
bad.

Then again, I also like vending machine sandwichs.


Mark "Rubbery mouthfeel" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Is it possible ..
X-Xxdate: Wed, 16 Dec 92 16: 51:45 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 16:45:26 GMT

In article <BzCvsu.Ko8@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil> LCDR Michael E. Dobson,
rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil writes:
>oh shit, Oh Shit, OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, the *gigaplonk*, I had received a
>*gigaplonk* from a Respected Oldbie and now all outgoing news from my site
                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

That's aspiring rim newt to you, sir.


.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                            Respected Oldbie my ass
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
247823 562 2346the incredible shrinking .sig69 127
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 1992 20:36:04 GMT

In article <OSA.92Dec7093250@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
>New stereo			Starting from $500

You gotta stop buying your audio equipment at Sears!
-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: muSICal GIFt iDEAs
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 07:23:13 GMT

The television just tried to sell me a CLAPPER switch
to turn on and off my stereo. Uh.

BC showed me his roommate's birthday candle, that plays
birthday music while it's burning. Can we install this
technology in a mall?

For xmas, I want mr x to come down the chimney with
a fractal tree. I'll select the cheery tree-like region;
just give me the physical set evaluator. The tinkling
as spiky spirals expand.

                              billbill@wetware.com
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Yet Another Reason to Worship Cable Television
Date: 15 Dec 92 17:36:00 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA


This morning I was watching You Bet Your Life, and Groucho Marx was
sexually harassing a very beautiful Iranian lady. People were laughing
their heads off. It was the 50's.

Then, they announced that they would be showing "Love American Style."

I need a job that includes watching all this stuff. I want to be an
expert on Love American Style and Dick van Dyke and Bewitched, and
I'll even bear the burden of watching Benny Hill.

But sorry, the Brady Bunch is right out.

mr HEINOUS
teevee sociopathologist

From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 23:42:06 GMT
Subject: Re: I Sing the Body Smoke!
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre

Whoooooah!!!! 

Sorry for the flame.  I just came from alt.flame and forgot where I 
was...

Reset. OK... negative, you haven't been seeing any articles regarding 
electricity.  Only titles labeled "electricity" etc...  I thought someone
needed to explain how real electricity works... 

However! Double Sideband-Suppressed Carrier is definitely not nice.

Please refrain from it unless you operate with the SPAM group at the 
high end of the 40 meter wavelength. (SPAM= society for the preservation
of amplitude modulation).                     

Otherwise, DIE! DSB SCUM!

Merry Christmas.... 

PS- I have a free HW-9 QRP rig for an Elmer who knows some kid that
is sincere about becoming licensed and who won't grow up spewing DSB
and splattering across the band.  Know anyone?

See ya.       

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Hmmm....
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Duck Booster Club
Date: 17 Dec 92 17:05:49 CST


In article <1992Dec17.135955.24329@pt.com>, beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck) writes:
> In article <1gl5nbINNgr3@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
> >
> >Scott Dorsey) ays:
> >
> >>Freud would probably use a German dictionary.
> >>--scott
> >
> >Hmmm, my ENGLISH-GERMAN, GERMAN-ENGLISH dictionary has no translation
> >for gullible.
> 
> Freud was Viennese, so you need an Austrian-English, English-Austrian Dictionary

have an old one you'd like to sell?

jkc (Portland is not the capital of Oregon...)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: DIATOM DESIRE
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 15:40:35 GMT


They said it would never work and now I think they were right.  She
was Calcareous and I am Siliceous so you can see why they said what
they did.  But we were young when we met off the Sargasso Sea.  We
were happy, and in love and we didn't care.  We would drift in the
warm gulf stream stroking each other with our flagellae, twitching in
sympathetic response.  Until one day she was ingested by a krill.
From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Date: 17 Dec 1992 03:40:22 GMT
Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada

In article <1992Dec15.204927.10709@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>I have an appointment with a dating service tonight.  I will eat garlic
>at dinner and wear my nerdiest clothes.
>
>Mark., betcha I'll be too cheap to sign up for the thing.
>gooley@netcom.com

It won't make any difference.  They'll flatter the shit out
of you then take your money.  You'll then date some of the
strangest women you'll ever meet.  None of them will become
your lifelong partner.  The foxiest one with the biggest
h()()ters will be the most irritating of the lot.

--
Dave Angus                                   "Kundalini wants his hand back"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 02:25:08 GMT

In article <JON.92Dec10161226@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
>
>Group II.
>-----------
>Ammonia Man
>Antisqueak Man
>Bug Boy
>Caustic Man
>Experimental Man
>
    Group II is obviously reserved for super heroes.  It is suspiciously
    male-dominated, with the possible exception of Experimental Man.

    Ammonia Man - comes to the aid and rescue of swooned damsels every-
    where.  One whiff of him and they're wide-awake and dewy-eyed.

    Antisqueak Man - laving generous dollops of WD-40 or Lubri-Matic
    Lithium-based grease at points of metal-to-metal contact city-wide.

    Bug Boy - (Bug, in this case, is diminutive of 'bugger.'  The less
    said about him, the better.  Sometimes confused with Roger the Cabin-
    Boy.)

    Caustic Man - Foils the criminal element by corroding them where they
    stand.  Enjoys a secret identity as a plumber, who, when not hawking
    Liquid Plumber on TV, comes to your house and damages your pipes.

    Experimental Man - Will try virtually anything to drop criminals in
    their tracks.  His origin is cloaked in mystery; there is some specu-
    lation that Experimental "Man" may actually be Experimental "Woman" or
    even Experimental "Bug-Eyed Alien."  No extra-human powers are evident,
    but "EM" is notable for the use of wild-eyed techniques later reported
    in the Weekly World Reader.

    - Larry Huntley
    (Thanks for posting the list, Jonathan.)
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | I'm going to the love-in to sit
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |    and play my bongos in the dirt.
          Beaverton,  OR          |        - "Flower Punk", Frank Zappa
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 02:03:28 GMT

In article <1992Dec20.051150.18479@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>I wait impatiently for rec.humor.funny to present my contribution.




To:	Markian Gooley, c/o US West Psychosis Center

From:	Rec.humor.funny.moderator

Re:	Your submission


Dear M. Gooley;

  This is a humor group; we're looking for *jokes*. Your submitting
that *was* a joke, but the submission itself wasn't.

Regards;

R.h.f.m






-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: If happiness is a warm bum, Blair 'farty' Houghton must be ecstatic.
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 11:31:26 GMT
Organization: More like Dis~, really.
X-Newsreader: Arn V1.00 beta rel2

December, December, how shall I compare thee to a *plonk*ers day?

For art thou not resplendent in thine coat of smegma?

Have thou not acquired the thick patina of dust, after decades of
serious neglect?

The cabbage patch dolls and Hot Wheels(tm) of yesteryear are so
much bantha fodder now that the nineties have come along and
swept away ...  nought.  Merely added to the decaying mound of
civilization that is titled 'America'.

Sure, a few new glass, concrete and steel erections have split
the view of the horizon, from a million different nooks and
crannies, but entropy will have its righteous way, and the
decline of western civilization is no longer a trend, but an
apathetic avalanche towards oblivion; the lazy inwards collapse
of a trillion tonnes of garbage, festooned with brand-names
protected by the rapacious lawyers of ten thousand bedraggled
corporations.

Coke me no cokes, December, white-wash parts of the cancerous
blotch that is the United States of America.  Attempt to cleanse
the very air with natures bounty.  Yet don't think that the fall
of the house of Houghton will be a simple affair.

Three million years of evolution, and one of the exemplars of the
bleeding edge of technology, is a misanthropic goat with a
penchant for chewing up newbies.

December, you bring them Winter, and us Summer. Please freeze
Blair's remaining ball off, because frankly, my dear, T.B don't
give a damn.

And I like to watch.

Dac
--
(Gjb lrnef va gur arg, naq fgvyy abar gur jvfre.)

dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_

p.s. Mr X must share some of the responsibility for the rapacious
lawyers bit.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:42543 soc.culture.arabic:5781
From: corre@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Alan D Corre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic
Subject: Re: ARABS AND KURDS
Date: 20 Dec 1992 13:38:34 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Dec18.141104.3486@cbfsb.cb.att.com> mmdh@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (Mazen Mokhtar) writes:

> I am also not racist, so I judge people on their merit, not on
>their origin, just as Islam teaches me.
>
>  Is it just my impression, or are you trying to sow disunity?
>
>
>Mazen Mokhtar


I have done much study of the relationships in the past between ethnic
groups in the greater Arab world, specifically Jews and Moslems.

It is my impression that there was recognition that ethnic groups will
conflict, that ethnic groups will consider themselves superior to
other groups, but this does not need to erupt in violence.
Intelligent men and women of good will can accept that the ignorant
will insult one another, but harmony is possible. The majority of
Muslims (excuse the spelling above) showed great respect to the
learned men of the Jews, and friendship between different religions
and races were quite possible.  Would that the Yugoslavs could
understand the kind of coexistence that existed in dar al-Islam before
the europeans injected their virulent strains of hatred and
anti-semitism.



-- 
Alan D. Corre
Department of Hebrew Studies
University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee                     (414) 229-4245
PO Box 413, Milwaukee, WI 53201               corre@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: muwjt@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (William J. Taney)
Subject: Re: Leary, Manson, Kleps and other questions...
Organization: Educational Computing Network
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 04:41:27 GMT

cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:


>In article <1gep30INN54c@tamsun.tamu.edu>, bpb9204@tamsun.tamu.edu writes:
>|Who is Tim Leary?  

>Timothy Leary's dead.
You better tell him that....!!!!
-- 
*William Taney                *   Lobotomy's for Republicans
*muwjt@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu        *         it's the Law
*Western Illinois University  *            DV '92
*Those who know the past, control the future.
From: rdc30@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (LCDR Michael E. Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SSC
Date: 19 Dec 92 02:04:21 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

With the possible exception of Paul Lord of the US Patent and Trademark
Office, I may be the highest ranking "government official" posting to this
newsfroup.

Mike "I'm still waiting for the Admiral to post here" Dobson
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Wow")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Best Thing About Somalia
Date: 14 Dec 92 17:41:37 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


...is that so many people who should have known better posted to misc.test.
--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Subject: Starcap'n Ra's t.b Christmas list
Organization: t.b
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 23:13:49 GMT


        Starcap'n Ra's t.b Christmas list
        ---------------------------------

        A day old pair of Karen's panties
        A Pez dispenser with mjd's head on it
        A 12'' bust of Kent's head to put on my piano,
            except I don't have a piano
        A chocolate Santa, except I don't even like chocolate
        Two finches, one for each of my cats
        A one-day clothes shopping spree with mrx and sho
            as my personal clothing consultants
        A Kibo doll with the red turtleneck shirt outfit


--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Marketing Trends which must be encouraged
Date: 18 Dec 1992 17:01:18 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) says:

>TOGO's is now selling a turkey, stuffing, gravy and cranberry sauce
>sandwich.

>What more need be said?

Hmmm, I was sitting around wondering where to go for lunch when this popped
up.

rp -- serendipity.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I would like to formally euologize
Date: 16 Dec 1992 00:49:32 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1992Dec14.201256.23111@netcom.com> cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton) writes:
> 4) Again, if you paid attention, you would notice that I am not immune to
>    being flamed.  In the last few weeks, I've been flamed by Mr. Heinous,
>    Sean, and Blair, just off the top of my head.  It's a good alert that
>    I need to bring the average quality of my posts up, fast.

Not just the average, boyo.

You must sing in every post like Io when the comets hit.

				--Blair
				  "Now back to 'roids."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: Young Women
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 23:02:23 GMT

In article <OSA.92Dec14233439@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
>Tom Boutell, at various points in his pist,  writes:
>> Young women, in my simple heterosexual experience, have ways of 

... chunks of my own deathless prose deleted ...

>> simple heterosexual experience, is terribly unfamiliar -- talking 
>         ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> at least from my simple male heterosexual white anglo - saxon
>                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Hmm.. strange. Trying to say something?

Why, yes -- I'm simple and male. 

Actually, I was hoping to poke some degree of fun at my own limited
viewpoint, particularly by grinding the reference to that degree,
while simultaneously taking the wind out of the expected "boy howdy are
you a chauvinistic heterosexist white male bore" followup.
What I failed to anticipate was your "you repeatedly called
yourself W, X, Y and Z, and I happen to have an axe to grind
about Z, so I'm going to sharpen it on your simple male
heterosexual hide" followup.
^^^^^^^^^^^^  <-- This line brought to you in Oktay-O-Vision

>                               HUG ME!

Sure. Is this supposed to be a problem?

-T

Boy howdy

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: beb@pt.com (Bruce Buck)
Subject: Re: Insult to Injury
Organization: Performance Technologies, Incorporated
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 13:47:11 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.173444.10757@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>In article <1992Dec9.204555.29933@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>> 
>> My girlfriend is from Ohio.
>> Toledo, Ohio.
>
>Did you steel her, as a fine young blade should do?

Ohio, mate, not Spain.
The home of Max Klinger, Laverne Esposito and Don Hollenger.
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: fly true
Date: 13 Dec 1992 21:53:22 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: salmon.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

How can we trust the reality when from birth we are tricked
by those around us, those who consider themselves doing us
good.

It begins in first or second grade math, when you ask the
teacher about negative numbers, and she swears, totally
straight faced that there is no such thing. 

As a child growing up, we are constantly fooled, the myth 
of Santa Claus the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, the dream
of an untroubled world, peace and happiness for all.

It's all bullshit, and I can no longer bring myself to
believe what I see. What this world lacks is truth. They,
I don't know who, feel that I am not worthy of seeing the
whole picture. Not me not you not anyone except the select
few who create the mirage. Most of us don't care, but some
aren't fooled by these illusions. I hope that you never
fall into the conspiracy.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.mts
From: sandro@world.std.com (Sandro D Wallach)
Subject: Re: Short shameful writer's block
Organization: The World @ Software Tool & Die
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 10:35:39 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>No, no.  It's because object-oriented programming is like having a
>bathtub filled with water, and the water has all these Objects floating
>in it, but none of the objects can communicate directly with the other
>objects because there are cardboard dividers also floating in the water
>between them, so each object can use a telephone to send a signal to a
>filing cabinet which opens one of its drawers and releases various
>[legal] chemicals into the water...

Do y'all think this notion will die with Kibo?  We were trying to
learn OOP together, but I kept trying to bring in other programming
paradigms, so this is what he came up with.  I'm *still* embarassed, 5
years later.  (But I did save his truly-ugly 11x14 bathtub drawing.)
(Oh, and just in case, that line about Kibo dying was a question, not
a threat or a promise.)

>(Hi Sandro!  Hi Todd!)

Good Morning, Mr. Parry.

	-- sandro   (sandro@ELF.com)
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: An Old Christmas Carol Revisited
Date: 17 Dec 92 11:30:29 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.net.personalities,rec.music.misc,misc.test,alt.newbie,alt.geek
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


In article <Bz790M.4Ip@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata
boy) writes:

#  I'm dreaming of a multi-cultural Christmas.
#  
#  ata boy


If I'd thought of that, the Subject: line would have been `Politikally
Korrekt Kristmas Karols".

All together now:
  Good Worker Wenceslas went out...


musikally, Ken Johnson

-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
It's a basic rule of the universe,     || 80 South Bridge                       and if you don't like it,              || Edinburgh,  Scotland   EH1 1HN
go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk