HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Live from the Twilight Zone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Your Horrorscope
Date: 11 Apr 92 10:16:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: yang.1992Apr11.051607.16865
Organization: ECMLVDC

In article <1992Apr7.234609.9922@news.Hawaii.Edu>, rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.
edu (Somme Mersault), [to whom I offer the post of official astrologer to 
Hoosiers named Dave on talk.bizarre]  writes:

	[a horoscope, among which is]
> PISCES:  Today you will find the Lord.  There's nothing you can do 
>          about it, either, so don't try to fight it. 
> 
	Are you psychic, or what???  I did find the Lord today.  I said to 
myself "Lord, where are you?" and He said "On vacation in Bermuda."

	But I'm a Gemini.

---
David "Hee-mo" Vacca, who did not win any sweepstakes, but whose phone was 
	not disconnected.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu  (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: new pickup line of the 90's?????
Keywords: want sex
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 15:16:37 GMT

Ah yes, dating in the 90's.

I overheard this in my favorite watering hole last night:

Him: "Are you wearing those new colored contact lenses?"

Her: "No, I'm not; why do you ask?"

Him: "Well, your eyes are *so* striking and *so* beautiful, I just couldn't  
     *believe* they were real."





They left for his place not 15 minutes later, and never came back.


Is it just me?



--
*****************************************************************************
Your admirers in the street , got to hoot and stamp their feet, in the heat 
from your physique, as you twinkle by  in moccasin sneakers.   And I thought
my heart would  break, when you doubled up the stake,  with your fingers
all ashake;   You could never tell a winner......from a snake.  
          King Crimson---Easy Money/Larks'  Tongues in Aspic (1973)  
*****************************************************************************
the Lost Cause
jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardware guy extraordinaire)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: Do you have ANY idea?
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 23:39:13 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES
Distribution: k12


QUOTE

IN K12,CHAT.SENIOR:
bbehlen@petrus.tmc.edu (Vitamin B) writes:
)	Do you have any idea how many machines these messages are being 
)posted to? The "k12" newsgroups are being sent to ucbvax, which is a
)central USENET hub, meaning over 3 million people in 40 different 
)countries, including the Soviet Union, Norway, Japan, and Australia
)can possibly find out that you are lonely and just broke up with your
)boyfriend and that you think Brendan Perry is god and that Texas is
)known for its livestock. Oh puh-leese. It's entertaining, but it's 
)incredible how many posts some people put up - one girl put up 
)25 messages in a single day! Have you guys ever heard of _e-mail_?
)"Yeah, I got your letter, how are you? I'd love to come visit y'all"
)gets boring quick. Tell you what - send mail to postmaster@layout.
)berkeley.edu, and get an anonymous account. Then you can post anything
)you want, completely anonymously. Then these boards would be interesting
)to read! Also, try and convince your teacher to talk to whoever runs
)the newsgroups for your school, and ask for all the "alt." newsgroups.
)A lot of good, education postings are put there from all over the world.
):-) ;-)
)
)	Anyways, I'm a college dude, so I blow you ALL away! ;-)

-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic,soc.culture.indian
From: anwar+@cs.cmu.edu (Anwar Mohammed)
Subject: Re: ON TAMIL NADU CM & TALK OF TERRORISM ON THE NET
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 13:40:57 GMT
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carnegie Mellon
Keywords: RAPE, MURDER, ARABS, CANIBALISM

In article <ku1ob5INNb6f@koh-sun12.usc.edu> nagabhus@koh-sun12.usc.edu (Vasuki N) writes:
>
>
>
>
>	It is really very sad that Mr.Suresh is openly talking of terrorism
>on the Indian net. 

It is really very sad that Mr. Vasuki is posting this stuff on soc.culture.arabic.

>He should remember that the sane destiny of all Indians,
>including Tamilians is tied together. Tamil tigers have no business in
>interferring the domestic policy of India. If they want to fight for
>their rights, let them fight in Srilanka. Indian tamils and all other south
>Indians are for peace.

He should remember that although some of may find this debate interesting, it in 
no way belongs on soc.culture.arabic.

>
>	It is not Miss.Jayalalitha`s future that is at stake. The people of
>Tamilnaadu openly demonstrated their anger over LTTE's activities, including
>the most disgusting assassination of Mr.Rajiv Gandhi. It is a open secret
>that LTTE raises money THROUGH SELLING DRUGS TO WESTERN COUNTRIES, IMAGINE
>A HOMELAND FOUNDED BY DRUG MONEY. Indian Tamils have much more culture than
>that, We don't need any insanity from these people. Any talk of violence
>against Miss.Jayalalitha is an insult to the people of tamilnaadu who have ELECTED HER
>WITH OVERWELMING MAJORITY. We don't need any advice from these gun-toting,
>drug-peddling "so called freedom fighters". If we need to change a government,
>WE Indians change the government in a democratic manner. Indians have time and again
>demonstrated this maturity. It is time that the leading responsible citizens took
>a lead and stopped this virus of violence and take the state of Tamil nadu towards
>economic prosperity and progress.
>
> Also,I would like to remind that this is a group for peaceful discussions. If there
>IS any more talk supporting violence or terrorism, PROPER DISCIPLINARY MEASURES
>will have to be enforced, including reporting to the respective universities OR organizations.

PROPER DISCIPLINARY MEASURES...hmmm...maybe this doesn't even belong on soc.culture.indian,
try alt.bondage.

>
>Freedom of speech does not mean "free mouthpiece to insane terrorists".

Freedom of speech does allow you to crosspost to inappropriate newsgroups, 
but we really wish you wouldn't.

Thanks.


-- 
Anwar Mohammed                           Graduate Student
anwar+@cs.cmu.edu  (NeXTmail welcome!)   School of Computer Science
Voice: +1 412 268 3043                   Carnegie-Mellon University
Fax:   +1 412 681 5739                   Pittsburgh, PA  15213-3890
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: HELP! My cat cries too much.
Followup-To: Reykjavik
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Keywords: whining cats
Organization: JvNCnet
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 18:19:40 GMT

in rec.pets.cats,
amyk@netcom.com (Amy Kurtzman) writes:

>>HOWEVER, she likes to cry, and I can't for the life of me figure out why
>>or how to stop this behavior. 

ftp
open cs.uwp.edu
cd pub/music/lyrics/files/ramones
binary
prompt
mget beat_on_the_brat
quit
emacs beat_on_the_brat
M-x replace-string "brat" with "cat"

RICHH
--mrrrow
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: KEEP OUT
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 22:57:14 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES
Distribution: talk

richard@harlqn.co.uk (Richard Brooksby) writes:
)Around here they have lots of little black and yellow signs which say:
)
)                           DANGER OF DEATH
)                               KEEP OUT
)
)Why not:
)
)                               KEEP OUT
)                                OR DIE


OR THE BRITISH/JAPANESE VERSION:

				   
		     PLEASE, SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,
	       I'M SO EMBARRESSED, BUT WOULD YOU MIND,
		  NOT ENTERING THIS AREA, SO SORRY,
		FORGIVE ME OR I'LL INVADE YOUR COUNTRY

-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Boo
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 18:25:18 GMT



	IS IT ME OR IS IT HOT IN HERE??!!



--
I killed myself because Leonid wanted me too.  Now only my ghost remains.
From: 00mjstum@bsu-ucs.uucp (Matthew J. Stum)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: STAR TREK IS CANCELLED
Date: 8 Apr 92 14:43:22 GMT
Article-I.D.: bsu-ucs.1992Apr8.094322.5838
Followup-To: misc.test

amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:

[For your 3D viewing pleasure]
                                  O     O
> HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA
> HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA
> HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA
> HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA
> HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA
> HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA
> HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA    HA
> HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA
> HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA     HA
> HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA
> HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA

> --
> the dot end
-- 
Gwyddon ap Myrddin
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From: intrigue@milton.u.washington.edu (Angelwing)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.sex,alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More helpful Hints
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:47:32 GMT
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle

In article <1992Apr15.213903.17555@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique) writes:
>So this is where you hide!!  *sly smile*   

Sly?  Smile?  uhhhhh

>I think the question is, "Now what do you WANT to do"?  :)   

Send this back to alt.romance.chat&gag?

>p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
>      the Joy of Music and the Beauty of Silence

RICHH!!!!  Did you do this?  If not, can you do something ABOUT it?

Angelwing - I'm woozy ...

*------------------------------------------------------------------*
* Angelwing       |"Two things are wanted by a true man, danger and*
* U. of Washington| play - therefore, he seeks woman as the most   *
*                 | dangerous toy."       Friedrich Nietzsche      *
*------------------------------------------------------------------*
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Overheard
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 14:54:29 GMT

Woman 1: I need to lose weight.

Woman 2: Have you tried yogurt?

Woman 1: Yeah, but I couldn't do all that standing on my head.

--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: Re: ST AUGUSTINE
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 10:39:45 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Apr8.222355.26020@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
>I did it.
>
>RICHH


ST AUGUSTINE

I read his _Confessions_ and most of his _City of God_.

ST AUGUSTINE grass

I've never mowed any of it.

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
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From: bakken@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Bakken)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.indian,soc.culture.arabic
Subject: Re: ON TAMIL NADU CM & TALK OF TERRORISM ON THE NET
Date: 7 Apr 92 13:14:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: optima.14960
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: U of Arizona CS Dept, Tucson

Please delete soc.culture.arabic from this thread (as well as
others that have nothing to do with the group).  Thanks.
--
Dave Bakken                               Internet: bakken@cs.arizona.edu
Dept. of Computer Science; U of Arizona   Voice:    +1 602 621 4089      
Tucson, AZ 85721; USA                     FAX:      +1 602 621 4246
The fact that you're paranoid doesn't prove they're *not* out to get you.
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: a little story
Keywords: epiglottis, junkie, siamese cat
Date: 13 Apr 92 20:28:08 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Virginia

So this a little story. Im just minding my own business, walking down
the street, I mean, its a nice day outside so I decide to take a walk.
Right there I know ive made my first mistake but I keep walking anyway.
I mean, why walk outside, shit, man, when I could be inside covering the 
windows as much as possible and eating something mold-covered I discover
in the depths of my refrigerator. But instead I go for a walk and the
bright sunshine feels great against my shoulders, almost like a massage.
   So I see this junkie, whose leaning up against the bus stop, almost
passed out and asking total strangers if they have a clean needle. Well,
I never go anywhere without a clean needle, so I give him one and suggest
we find a concealed place to catch a vein. But then I realize, wait, this
is no junkie this is actually Bill Clinton, who says he likes to shoot up
junk but never really lets it into his veins. No, no its not Bill Clinton
its just your typical preppie student who is wondering why I handed him
a hypodermic needle.
  So i split. This story could go on to Pulizter winning lenghts, but then
Id get one of those "WAY TOO FUCKING LONG" things, which are, by the way
WAY TOO FUCKING LONG.


rightplace@right.time
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Ben Fulton <fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: Haichu
Keywords: buffing janitors
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 08:36:56 -0500

gesundheit


ben
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
right here, right now
there is no other place I'd rather be!
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (BILLY JOE BISSETTE)
Subject: Re: Greetings fellow future men
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 21:33:30 GMT

In article <1992Apr8.054133.8287@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, cavemanb@stonehenge (Caveman Bob) writes:
|> Me rub two stones together.  Me make time travelling message.  You send back soon.   
|> We have good here.  Lots of dinosaurs and big monsters.  Ok, I see you later
No, we see you later.  You dead now.  Me make time-travelling vi.
-- 
----------bill the clueless, bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu
Go, Go, Gadget Clue.  No, Gadget Clue, not Gadget Hammer!  Help Brain!
What do you mean, "The Swedish Chef got him."  Stop Gadget Hammer!
No, not Gadget Flame! Stop!  Stop!!
From: whoami@hostname (void *)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: King George
Date: 17 Apr 92 20:38:51 GMT
Reply-To: rauser@fraser.sfu.ca


In article <00959357.D725BC20@128.104.39.173> ellingson@128.104.39.173 writes:
>Perhaps one of you feeble netters could explain this to me--

I'll try to sonny, but me strength ain't what it used t'be.

>As near as I can remember, I have NEVER actually met a person fond of 
>President George Bush.  Not one.  Certainly, he was doing rather well in 
>public opinion polls a few months back, and granted, many of the people I 
>talk to say "he's better than such and such or so and so," but noone 
>actually says: "George Bush!! Why he's a really great guy.  Glad he's 
>the president."

I recall Steven Snedker saying something along the lines of:
"Wooouahhh... titcancer...uhhhh... George Bush.... ogodogodogodyesss..."

So now you have a counterexample.

>So my question is, WHAT THE FUCK!?~?!!.???!  Why do people vote for this 
>guy?  Why not vote for Kernighan and Ritchie, or Wiley E. Coyote, or 
>something??  ANYTHING's got to be better than the dweebs we have in 
>Washington now. 

Kernighan and Ritchie have my vote!

Debate:

Bush: `What about the time you two tried breaking into mcdonalds.com?`

K&R: `printf("%s\n",strcat("George, ",atoi(argv) ? "you suck.":"fuck off."));`

Veto:

K&R: `char *bill = "Proposed Federal Law"; free(bill);`

War:

Enemy Leader: `Mr. Presidents, get out of our computer or we will declare
               war with the United States.`

K&R: `char *p = 0L; while(1){*p=0;p++;}`

Voter Dissatisfaction:

Reporter: `How do you respond to the accusations that the Washington
           bureaucracy is getting too large?`

K&R: `while(1) fork();`

The Bitter End:

K&R: `fprintf(stderr,"A %s error ocurred.\n",resign[errno]);exit(-1);`

whoami@hostname

"*a = &a"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: TESTES, TESTES, 1...2...*3*??!!
Followup-To: Brecht's Boursin Bungalo, alt.test
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Keywords: polyorchidism, alt.test crybabies
Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 18:13:22 GMT

elsewhere, someone writes:

>Subject: alt.test FAQ
>Date: 1 Apr 92 06:01:13 GMT
>Followup-To: poster
>Organization: Massachvsetts Institvte of Technology
>Lines: 120
>Nntp-Posting-Host: pit-manager.mit.edu
>
>Welcome to alt.test!  This posting contains some of the questions
>frequently posted to alt.test.  This group was created for the
>discussion of tests such as the following:
>
>
>- Pregnancy Tests
>- Standardized Tests (SAT, ACT, IQ, GED, GRE, etc.)
>- pH Tests
>- Eye Tests
>- Multiple Choice Tests
>- Test Drives and Test Flights
>- Fishing Line Test
>- Underground Nuclear Tests
>- Drivers License Tests
>- Emissions Control Tests
>- Spelling Tests
>- Test Tubes (and Test Tube Babies)
>- Lie Detector Tests
>- Blood Tests (HIV, Hepatitis, etc.)
>- Essay Tests
>- Test Pilots
 
<Wow!  Sounds way too helpful and useful to be a *real* newsgroup>
 
 
>Note that while the _discussion_ of test USENET messages is permitted,
>actual test postings are not.  Also note that the recent influx of
>discussions on a certain male organ is not appropriate for this
>newsgroup.  Postings along these lines should be directed to
>sci.anatomy.male.
 
<Nope.  It is.>
 
RICHH
 
 
 



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets.cats
From: edotto@uipsuxb.ps.uiuc.edu (Edward C. Otto III)
Subject: Re: cat food
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 18:59:36 GMT

jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:

>early this morning i saw my cat sitting on the cold kitchen floor, and
>i realized that it would take eight pounds of hamburger to make a
>meatloaf of that size.

Nuthin.

Last night, in jest, I informed my wife that I was going to epoxy my
three cats together and make a 12 legged 50 lb meatloaf for dinner.

She didn't get the joke, but two of mine did. IMMEDIATELY wanted
out and were not seen for two hours.....

--
Edward C. Otto III   	    *  E-mail addresses:  e-otto@uiuc.edu
Printing Services Office    *  Phone:  217/333-9422
54A E. Gregory Drive	    *  "The only thing we have to fear is
Champaign, IL  61820	    *  24 line .signature files..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.cascade
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Subject: Re: enucleate
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 20:27:16 GMT


Hey, I saw this and thought "Wrong newsgroup".



In article <JON.92Apr10110126@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
>
> 
>i was five years old when i lost sight in my right eye.  if people
>hadn't made such a big fuss over it, i barely would have noticed.
>
>i knew a guy who followed up to a cascade.  his penis exploded.
>
>a similar thing happened to a woman.  first, she grew a penis. then
>it exploded.
>
>p.s. all of this is true.
>
>--
>jonathan byrd
>jon@apollo.med.utah.edu


-- 
******* If you e-mail me, I reserve the right to post it. ********
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NASA/GSFC Code 923     |------------------------------------------   
Greenbelt, MD 20771    |  Disclaimer!? Hell, I don't even know 'er 
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From: ssave@ole.uucp (Shailendra Save)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic,soc.culture.indian,alt.sex.bondage,comp.os.msdos.misc
Subject: Re: ON TAMIL NADU CM & TALK OF TERRORISM ON THE NET
Keywords: RAPE, MURDER, ARABS, CANIBALISM
Date: 9 Apr 92 15:29:42 GMT
Article-I.D.: ole.1992Apr9.152942.18405
Organization: Cascade Design Automation, Bellevue, WA

In article <joshua.702611714@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:
>gchacko@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (George W Chacko) writes:
>
>
>>> Also,I would like to remind that this is a group for peaceful discussions. 
>>> If there IS any more talk supporting violence or terrorism, PROPER 
>>> DISCIPLINARY MEASURES will have to be enforced, including reporting to 
>>> the respective universities OR organizations.
>
>>Doesn't work that way. You're in no position to enforce anything on the net.
>>While I appreciate your sentiments 'PROPER DISCIPLINARY MEASURES' has me
>>up in arms. :-)
>
>it gets me all hot and bothered, actually.
>
>josh



  Reminds me of an anecdote actually:

  Asked why people in India only wear "banian" (a la vest) all day, 
the logical answer was to reply that in India, as in the US, we too 
have a right to bare (bear) arms.

  Didn't know what made everyone smile so hard.:-)


-Shailendra
ole!ssave@sumax.seattleu.edu
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Instant karma's gonna get ya
Date: 9 Apr 92 18:12:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr9.181224.594
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology

In article <1992Apr9.123607.7354@bronze.ucs.indiana.edu> Erin Anderson  
<erisande@silver.ucs.indiana.edu> writes:
>>< Hey, you know that song that's in that commercial all the time,
>>< "We all shine on" or so and other?
>>< 
>>< I gots a quibble with my friends about who sings it.
>>< 
>>< I think it is Paul McCartney working solo.  (or possibly John Lennon)
>>< 
>>< They say it is the whole Beatles.
>>< 
>>< This just cannot be!  So, fill out who you think it is
>>
>>     Eat shit.
>
>	Is this person serious that they don't know who sang it?  Ack.
>Well, a hint...  Paul McCartney could not come up with lyrics anywhere
>near this song, and the voice doesn't sound a BIT like Paul's. Kinda
>narrows it to two choices, eh?  It's Lennon alone, of course.  If you
>seriously didn't know this, you should get a bit of a life before
>yours is over.
>-- 
>Erin Anderson    -    Socks    -    The Robe, The Ring, and The Romance.
>ARC's Philosopher, Dreamer, & Stand-up Comedian.
>		       (Lis's Hero on call 24 hours.)

I was certain that it was a solo, and at one time must have known it was Lennon, but  
things get warped around in my head, and bungled.  My roommate seemed to be sure it  
was the Beatles, and although I knew he was wrong I knew my mind could be bungled,  
and had to get an outside opinion.  So, my friend, redirect your tongue to him.  You  
can mail him a letter if you want, although you probably don't know his address.  By  
the way, not knowing one song doesn't condemn a person to lifelessness.  I'll bet if  
you ask as many people (with a fair cross-section) as you want age 20 and below, and  
under 25% of them would have known the artist in this case.  By the way, I'll bet  
you I can name a lot of songs that you can't. For example:

Who sings "To Walk the Night" ? - brief clip:

"To walk the night
Unearthly night
World without end
And everything else must die "  (not necessarily in that order)

What song is this, and who is the author:

"Though I'm dressed in rags, I'll wear sable some day"

What song is this, and who is the author:

"Clearly I remember picking on the boy, seemed a harmless little fuck."
"Bit the recess lady's breast, how could I forget?"
--

If you can't figure out all of these, you are a crawling slimy piece of worm-shit.   
Just kill yourself while you can.
--
Eat me, I'm a cream-filled Eclair
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