From: jpw@octel.com (Jason in the Hood)
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Part Two of "Dryads' Dailiness"
Keywords: Nymphette
Date: 15 Sep 92 22:43:07 GMT
Organization: Octel Communications Inc., Milpitas Ca.

Paul T Taylor pontificates:
>Jason in the Hood clare-ifies:
>>Paul T Taylor's percipience peregrinations afar:
>>>Never, *ever* have I even *hinted* that it might be 'goodness and
>>>light'!  I think you are the first person to even *suggest* such a
>>>thing might be possible.
>>
>>Nonononono!  I never ... _NEVER_  said you *were* goodness and light!
>>I was just clare-ifying (for those new to ARC) that everyone _knew_
>>you weren't!
>
>Oh, ok, I just wanted to make sure we were on the same wavelength
>here.  I mean, I *do* have a reputation to uphold. (or hold up...)

Well, no problem then.  And I know what it means to try and hold
down a reputation... er, uphold. Yea, that's what I meant.  Now,
iffn' a certain dryad hadn't tried to besmurf my own meager, soft,
loveable, honest, never-gets-even reputation..  she would've had
someone to resuce her from my evil twin last week... which is
the _real_ reason you haven't heard from her lately.  I suppose I
should go and get her out of there...  After all, one must take
care of ones family problems...


>Are you trying to tell us you *don't* have nightmares?  That is
>pretty strange.....

Hmm?  Oh, I occasionally have a bad one... usually related to being
mistaken for someone else...  But since my own reputation has such
a glowing life of it's own, it doesn't last long.   ;}


>>>I don't know what 'some people' might think of, butt as for *me*, I
>>>can think of some pretty wild stuff.  Like maybe while running in the
>>>forest you run into a little group of faeries, and....  well, I'll let
>>>you fill in the rest.
>>
>>Hey!  I thought that was you, burried under all those Brownies!!
>
>Brownies *hell*!  Those were all those Nymphettes I been trying to
>get everyone to agree on along time ago!

Oh yea!!  Now that you mention it...  they do kinda look familiar...
and there was that one in the back, the one pulling the others hair
trying to get to you... looked awfully familiar...

>>>I don't have a point anymore, I sold it to Liz....
>>Hmmmm... I wonder... Hey, 'Liz...  what kind'a currency did ya have
>>to use to get it?
>Couple *hugs* and a hot oil massage.  I have yet to collect though....
>I will hopefully get paid in Dec....

You let her have it on _CREDIT_???  Hmm... not bad actually,  think of
the interest you could rack up... uhmm... charged by the hour, didn't you?

>>Uhmmm... well, jasonzied is kinda like... uhmm...  well, it's like this...
>>*WARNING: FAMILY NET: NEARING CENSORSHIP LIMITS*
>>Oh, heh. Yea, thanks computer.   Sorry Rip, guess you'll have to
>>wait till CaliChat to find out!! ;)
>
>But you ain't gonna *be* there!  And if *I* can stretch the limits of
>the 'CENSORSHIP LIMITS' you must *some* story to tell!!!

Huh?  Oh, yea.  Well, I'll try and slide it by sideways...  First,
what happens is
[CENSORSHIP OVERRIDE: System notification:  4,312 words ommited.]
and nothing else!

>>Hmmm... yes, we all wander at some time or another.  As the
>>Offical Wandering Archer, I welcome the occasional wanderer along
>>my travels...  But then, there's Rip...
>
>Gee, thanks!  (I think)

And you should!  (Think, that is)  Imagine the horror of going
through life without your brain being used.  Imagine the terror
that it has been through, wondering if it will ever get used.
No *wonder* you have nightmares!

Jasonzied - lifeshouldbemorefun,right?


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