HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Definition of talk.* groups
Date: 21 Jul 92 10:01:25 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Jul20.162547.666@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

#  "tending to feature long discussions without resolution...

What does he mean, `without resolution'?  My terminal has a resolution of
24x80 characters. 

-- Ken "Non Graphical Mode" Johnson


-- 
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: russ@math.okstate.edu (Russ "Random" Smith)
Subject: short spamful confession
Organization: Aggie? What precisely is an Aggie?
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 17:39:16 GMT

In <MJD.92Jul28113319@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Oleo") writes:

>In article <1992Jul28.025004.5802@math.okstate.edu> russ@math.okstate.edu (Russ "Random" Smith) writes:
>>   I responded to mjd's C questions with answers.  I did not do perfectly.

>In fact, I posted his answer to the last question to rec.humor.

>Seth "Ho Ho Ho" Ogonek

And wouldn't you know I'd be dumb enough to go look.

-Random
I should really get out more
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From: bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.flame,misc.test,rec.arts.books,rec.humor
Subject: Re: My firs Apologies for flaming too much
Date: 22 Jul 92 22:44:10 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Ohio University School of Art,. Athens

In article <1992Jul11.173943.22654@cs.odu.edu> fitch@lightning.cs.odu.edu (Master THEspian) writes:
>blosser_cy@lrc.edu (I want a real fucking name) writes:
>>> I think I have been flaming too much lately.
>>> I am sorry to do that.  I may have to think more the
>>> time to come afterwards.  Sorry for wasting your time,
>>> 
>>> cheerios,
>>> Terelelli
>>
>>You are not forgiven.  Only if you mutilate your genitals, stick your head in
>>a meat grinder, shove your hand in a blender, and take a bath in boiling oil, 
>>will you be forgiven. 
>Why is everybody being so nice this week?  Come on, I want to see some 
>real atonement.
>      -THEspian

And don't forget to post the gifs.



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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor)
Subject: MAKE THIS WORLD BEAUTIFUL, NEIGHBOR
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 03:45:14 GMT
Organization: Herbalife Inc.

Do not we All long to reach out to Fellow Men, to hug them as tightly
as we wish we were, and boldly and without one hair of doubt or
embarrassment say:

"i love you.  for all it's worth my heart is crying to and for you.
you are beautiful, for you are Human, a capital H, glorious as we
know, and you are connecting with me, i to you, and us to he and she,
amoung all the universes choices, for your dreams are shared by little
boys in Ethiopia and by ancient kings of Canaan. i love you, brother,
father, mother, sister. stranger: you are not.  what fear have you
that has not been had, what lie, what dream, what hope, what innocence
lost, have you endured that hasn't been by us all.  oh, we are the
same.  the same.  and you, Stranger, are my best friend, and known by
me for thousands of years. we are the same, i tell you, the same."

make it so.  make this a world of love hope and peace.  act.  now!


						[oknip enog :ossarac]
.
.
-- 
_______________________________________________________________
Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor,
Dietary Researcher,
Fiber Team,	     "Be one, be peace, be  like the hajiputki"
Herbalife Inc.			-Maharji Marhiyogi
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22926 alt.politics.bush:71 alt.politics.clinton:368
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: 23 Jul 92 01:38:09 GMT
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Followup-To: alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton,alt.monster.raving.looney.americans
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less

Okay. Here are the rules. Post dumb political rhetoric to talk.bizarre;
you get abusive and mocking flames in response. Please edit your
newsgroup line appropriately. Note followups.

In article <MJOHNSTO.92Jul22120807@jenny.shearson.com>, mjohnsto@jenny.shearson.com (Mike Johnston) writes:
# I wonder how it is that AIDS has become a 'crisis' but Cancer
# hasn't?

Because cancer isn't infectious. If effective prophylaxis for cancer
was available and the government interfered with and refused to fund
educational programs to get the message to people at risk for
transmission of the disease, would you call that a `crisis?' Imagine
the outcry, the civil disobedience, the protests, the
made-for-TV-movies!

# I wonder how people can riot in Chicago after the NBA Championships
# and little is said, but when the Rodney King verdict causes riots in
# LA it is symptomatic of a larger, Bush-caused problem?

`Little is said?' You screwhead. You lying weasel.

$500 million dollars in direct damage alone wakes up a lot of sleeping
idiots out in suburbia. `Little is said'' depends on who you're
listening to. Who were *you* listening to after the riots in question?

How is Bush to blame? Ask yourself. Whose concerns does George Bush
think are important enough for the President to personally address.
Whose concerns does he dismiss out of hand? Hint: GeoBu could have won
the 1988 election without a single vote from urban districts.

# I wonder how you can say that we have, "deepening economic problems"
# when most indications are that the recession is abating, albeit
# slowly. 

Oh, and which indications are those, O Swami? I suppose the
unemployment rate *isn't* one of them....

# Could it be that too many people spend too much time watching the
# convention and too little time thinking for themselves?

Could it be you have liquid cement in your braincase?

You're a fruitbat. A feeb. A waste of perfectly good oxygen. Take your
greedhead politics away and wave them at someone who actually profits
from the continuing unchecked spread of HIV, the economic and
political oppression of ethnic minority communities, the deepening of
the political divisions between economic classes, and whatever else
your candidate promises in the name of traditional, conservative
American values.

And, once again, EDIT THE DAMNED NEWSGROUP LINE!

(Look at that. I used my caps lock key. Congratulations.)

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"In space, I would make hi-fi gravity waves to transmit my compositions
to people in their sealed spacesuits, who would automatically dance."
                                   -- Bill Gibson (billbill@wetware.com)
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Books on my desk today.
Date: 30 Jul 92 21:14:49 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

H.O. PUB. NO. 214 VOL.I Tables of Computed Altitude and Azimuth
			Latitudes 0^o - 9^o, Inclusive.

WordPerfect for DOS       Reference

WEBSTER'S II New Riverside University Dictionary

Naval Military Personnel Manual   NAVPERS 15560C

370/360 Assembler Language Programming

Learning and Using dBASE III Plus
Programming with dBASE III Plus

Quattro Pro  Getting Started
Quattro Pro  User's Guide
Quattro Pro  @Functions and Macros

SCANFORN User Manual
SCANTRON Model 8200 Optical Mark Reader Data Terminal User Manual

Paradox   Presenting Data
Paradox   User's Guide

SAS User's Guide Basics
SAS Language and Procedures

Expert Systems for Business :  Concepts and Applications

VP-Expert for Business Applications
Expert Systems Design and Development using VP-EXPERT 

Microsoft MS-DOS User's Guide and Reference

Naval Postgraduate School Catalog 1992

Register of Commissioned and Warrant Officers of the United States Navy
on Active Duty 1 October 1990    NAVPERS 15018

A History of the Jews  Paul Johnson

Antisubmarine Warfare Continuum Training Plan   Review Copy  April 1991
                                                 CTP-X-80-8601B

rp -- light reading for any mood or occasion.
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From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Date: 28 Jul 92 01:30:10 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul27.160710.3113@desire.wright.edu> mborgerding@desire.wright.edu writes:
>In article <5qjmkyd.gooley@netcom.com>, gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>> <t.b personality> is the <famous or infamous person or fictional character>
>> of talk.bizarre.
>> 
>> Mark. [Gooley is the Eeyore of talk.bizarre]
>> gooley@netcom.com
>	Wavey Davey is the Dan Quayle of talk.bizarre.
>	Oktay Ahishka is the schizophrenic of talk.bizarre.

        ^Larry Jewe^L^L is the B^Lack ho^Le of ta^Lk.bizarre
	^Larry Jewe^L^L is the inf^Lamed hemmorhoid of talk.bizarre
	^Larry Jewe^L^L is the ki^L^Lfi^Le poster child of talk.bizarre
	^Larry Jewe^L^L is the a^Lzheimers patient of talk.bizarre
	^Larry Jewe^L^L is the inf^Lamed genital wart on the pha^L^Lus of t.b.

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From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: un-prhase of the 90's
Date: 31 Jul 92 17:25:47 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <5767@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Rob "Robby" Hutten writes:
>
>>I will not make a women::computers entry involving the phrase `going down'.
>
>>But I'm sure someone else will.
>
>>-Rob
>
>Sorry Bob, but Jim Small and myself are gonna have to sit this one out.
>
>rp -- *PLUNCK* is the sound I make as I fall to the bottom of the
>      promotion list.

What's a matter RP?  Sexual Harassment Training got you down?

I liked the story of the chief who jogged everyday and accidentally
exposed himself to the cute secretary


-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
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From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton,alt.politics.bush,alt.flame
Subject: AIDS and those ignorant conservatives
Date: 23 Jul 92 00:50:38 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Summary: NOT A FLAME 
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Jul22.210125.26087@aio.jsc.nasa.gov> anonymous writes:
>In article <1992Jul22.200716.26223@tc.cornell.edu>, shore@dinah.tc.cornell.edu (Melinda Shore) writes:
>|> In article <1992Jul22.171306.17847@uwm.edu>, markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark William Hopkins) writes:
>|> > In article <1992Jul22.164306.20952@porthos.cc.bellcore.com> wgb3@pyuxf.uucp (25337-buoni) writes:
>|> > >Why blame Bush for the growing AIDS epidemic?
>|>   
>|> > Because no cure exists and never will in the mean spirited political climate
>|> > of 1980's style neo-conversative Republican administration.
>|> 
>|> There's more to it than just the Republican hate-mongering
>|> that we're all so accustomed to.  There's also the active
>|> opposition to research funding, as well as the active opposition
>|> to social programs to slow the spread of the infection.  
>
>Are you seriously telling me that you want me to spend tax dollars
>to teach people how to stop the spread of AIDS. Well first you get
>all the gays to stop XXXXXXX each other in the XXX and then you get
>the needle users to stop shooting up, and then you get the rest of
>the heterosexual community to practice abstainence. Otherwise you
>are safe from contracting unless you have contact with the blood
>or body fluids of an infected person.
>
>If it weren't for the sexual deviants that were attracted to monkeys
>we wouldn't have this problem in the first place!

Excuse me.  Although I am not a homosexual, not an intraveanous drug user, and
not a f***er of monkeys, I think you have posted the lamest crock of s**t that Ihave seen on USENET yet.  First of all, you post anonymously.  Chickens**t!  
Then you suggest:
1.  "Get all the gays to stop XXXXXXX each other in the XXX".  How in the hell
    do you propose to accomplish that, Bubba?
2.  "Get the needle users to stop shooting up"  Huh?  Even if you had a viable
    suggestion here, very few "needle users" read USENET.
3.  "Get the rest of the heterosexual community to practice abstainence [sic]"
    Wait a minute, Bubba!  Just because YOU aren't getting any, don't spoil it
    for the rest of us.  Why don't you go back to reading Ann Landers or maybe
    protesting suggestive lyrics in rock music until you get a life?
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From: mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: 22 Jul 92 15:45:16 GMT
Organization: The Ohio State University

In article <1992Jul22.133906.17900@spdc.ti.com> dostalik@epcot.spdc.ti.com (Bil
l Dostalik) writes:
>
>       A vote for Clinton in '92 is a vote for Quayle in '96.
>
>
>      (or maybe Kemp).
>
>
>
>             - Bill D.

Huh???  Is this the best the Republicans (or Democrats
for that matter) can do?

     Q:  What is Kemp's record on foreign policy?

     A:  Most touchdowns.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confused.
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 03:31:11 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <5691@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>He thought the NT in Windows NT stood for New Testament.

When everyone knows it stands for No Technology.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: GOOD THING
Date: 24 Jul 92 00:34:36 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute


good-bye good-for-nothingness good-humoredness good-naturedness
good-temperedness good_afternoon good_condition good_day good_deal
good_example good_fortune good_health good_humor breasts good_judgment
good_king_henry good_looks good_luck good_luck_charm good_manners
good_morning good_nature good_person good_sense good_shape
good_speller gooley good_temper good_turn good_weather good_will
good_word goodbye goodness goods goodwill goodygreen_ goods

.
a higher calling

-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets
From: inc@tc.fluke.COM (Gary Benson)
Subject: Re: Blind Albino Pigs
Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 23:17:02 GMT

In article <ASBAIBI.92Jul14160919@jade.tufts.edu> asbaibi@jade.tufts.edu (Ahmed Sbaibi) writes:
>
>Fuck you all.
>bite me
>
>Just try to flame me you geeks.


Sherlock?
-- 
Gary Benson   -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-inc@sisu.fluke.com_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

We are living in mean and dirty times. The average child born today stands a
1-in-133 chance of being murdered. The average woman stands a 1-in-12 chance
of being raped.                     -Michael Linder
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.gooley,alt.politics.gooley
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor)
Subject: ALT.SEX.BESTIALITY.GOOLEY
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 92 00:54:48 GMT
Organization: Herbalife Inc.


alt.sex.bestiality.gooley will be created within 24 hours, unless I am
given 10 good reasons why it shouldn't be.


cick cock

-- 
_______________________________________________________________
Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor,
Dietary Researcher,
Fiber Team,	     "Be one, be peace, be  like the hajiputki"
Herbalife Inc.			-Maharji Marhiyogi
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Automatic reply to your test message
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From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: misc.test
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE
Date: 27 Jul 92 00:27:38 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

In article <5745@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Reading this I am reminded of the immortal words of Starcap'n Ra:     
>
>                       "Fuck off, geek."
>

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Subject: Re: one line bio
Reply-To: bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Organization: Pep$i $tate Univer$ity
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 18:43:38 GMT

In article <l71re3INN6qm@aludra.usc.edu>, rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>In article <1992Jul21.234715.21382@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>In article <7866@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>>[ Nothing of interest.  Period.]
>
>And i thought _I_ sucked.

You do suck.
-- 
Bruce A. Bufalini (bufalini@gis.psu.edu)  |   In the Basement Bars,
					  |   In the Backs of Cars,
                                          |   Be Cool or Be Cast Out.
                                          |
                                          |     -Neil Peart, 1982
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.misc,alt.rap,rec.music.industrial,rec.music.funky,soc.culture.british,soc.culture.usa
From: usscoop1@bnr.ca (Chuck McCusker P015)
Subject: Re: Ethical Question
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP 
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 15:22:21 GMT

In article <OSA.92Jul18174313@kepler.unh.edu>, osa@kepler.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
|> and while on the subject, don't you ever wonder why all the good rock
|> bands are from the uk, while us bands usually suck?  i mean, look at
|> the beatles, the clash, the rolling stones, and what does the states
|> have to offer?  michael jackson? barry manilow? vanilla ice????
|>

I've always felt the oposite way. Europe produces nothing but electronic
heartless whinning. Why do you think the rest of the world calls it
Euro-Fag music. As for England, it sounds as if all the bans there have
been listening to the same Doors album over and over. Come to America
and hear some real music - Public Enemy, Soul Asylum, the Buck Pets,
Bad Brains, etc. etc.

Chuck Ross - Original Rock - I live it and play it.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (R. P. White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SSC
Date: 23 Jul 92 20:48:30 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (R. P. White)
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Rob Hutten writes:

>I just typed ZZ to stop my walkman.

Try Control-Z  

rp -- just a suggestion.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 19:57:44 GMT

>>that the country's problems didn't begin with Bush.  He's certainly not makin
g
>>any great strides in improving the country, is he?  Or, is it true about
>>George:  "Poor George....he can't help it".  If only I could post with Ann
>>Richards' accent.
>
>
>It's going to take a helluva lot longer than 4 years to make up for the
>excesses of the last decade.  Sometime around the year 2000 the country
>may be back on an even economic course again.  Bush is probably not the
>best answer to the countries problems, but Clinton could very easily make
>things worse.  Check out his record as governor.
>
>--
>
>Rick Kelly    rmk@rmkhome.UUCP    unixland!rmkhome!rmk     rmk@frog.UUCP

Rick - give examples.  If he's not been a good governor, then we need to hear 
the specifics.  Everything else I've heard has been positive.

carol
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Seattle (was Re: one line bio)
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 18:28:00 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <7866@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> <1992Jul21.224743.1@msscc.med.utah.edu>
  <1992Jul22.181928.19199@terminator.cc.umich.edu>

>	trust me, i'm from *seattle*.

: Trust me.  Look it up.

don't trust me. i'm from Leicestershire
							--@lS
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jennyb@triton.unm.edu (Jenny Ballmann)
Subject: First Heat (100 words)
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 18:01:22 GMT
Organization: Diplomacy 'R' Us
Summary: Newbies' Folly

Though the moon was a sliver, an odd white brilliance lit the
truck farm.  Three itinerants passed, leaving behind foot-sized
plumes of dust.  Maybe drunkenness kept them from noting the 
supernova as it became visible.

In the barn, the bitch squirmed with distended belly, howling 
and whining in pain.  The pup was lodged sideways in her birth 
canal and no amount of straining could budge it.  After many 
hours, she sank into shock, and eventually, death.

Dog observed with divine reserve.  So much for the Holy Litter,
the Christii, his only Puppies.  He mused, "Perhaps first heat
was too soon." 

Jenny
-- 
No one in this world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful.
Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful. -TMBG
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 01:32:04 GMT

I count the words in the hundred word stories to make sure nobody
cheats.

Mark "Anal Retentive" Schnitzius

Hmmm... Are contractions two words or one?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: I Blame Gooley
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 01:16:58 GMT



buy several clear plastic boxes and several
Speed Stick Deodorants and clear soap bars.


remove speed sticks from containers, dice
dice soap bars

mix well

put into plastic boxes & sell at incredible
markup as "potpourri"


BoB
teCh
marking wizard

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