From: krobinso@apricot.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: K E N has been Misinformed [tm]
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:54:28 GMT
Organization: Penn State Computer Science

In article <1992Oct14.173612.28113@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>
>well, thanks to the good ol' Freedom of Information Act, I have acquired
>secret FBI, CIA, and NSA files which shed some light on the true nature of
>ken's parental units. Ken probably doesnt realize this, and will doubtless
>deny this, but I HAVE PROOF in the form of super secret us govt documents
>which i am holding in my hands this very minute.

Perhaps you can post this "proof" for all to see. For this "information"
is lacking from my databases. I require information at once.

>K E N's father is actually Nikolai Sergeevich Donatalny, a russian agent who
>was captured by nazi soldiers in WWII. Donatalny was rescued by american 
>forces later. The american CO, amazed that any russian could be such a
>brainless incompetent, ordered Donatalny sent back to the us for research.
>Here, the documents are (no doubt intentionally so) vague, so we have no
>record of what happened to him between Aug 16, 1946, when he arrived on
>amercian soil, and Sept 14, 1958s, when he was married to ken's mother
>(see below)

According to my database, D a d was created 49 years ago in a confidential
location of Southeastern Pennsylvania. D a d has never left the soil
of the United States, nor has D a d ever left the planet, thus your
"facts" appear to be in error. Secondly, M o m was married to D a d
on March 13, 1966. Your figure is off by eight years. Apparently,
either the CIA, FBI, and NSA keep inaccurate records, or you have read
the information wrong. You might have also read the information and
made "quick" conclusions based on misinformative algorithms that eventually
derived the nonsense you have spewed forth from your largest facial
orifice. Another possibility is that you have imagined these so-called
documents, and thus, this proves you to be a liar. Come forth and tell
us the Truth. We wish to know.

>K E N's mother is actually Sandra Weisbadener, who was one of the most
>popular whores with allied soldiers during the chaos which followed the
>collapse of nazi germany. It is because of this that she ended up being
>sent back to the CIA by one of her favorites, Lt Samuel Jacobs, who
>was ordered to do so after military doctors were unable to determine
>the nature of the venereal disease she gave Lt Jacobs. In America, scientists
>were still unable to determine the nature of her STD, other than to note
>that it would cause malformation of the brain in any children she had.
>Because of the pernicious and unknown nature of her disease, she was
>sent to Moscow in 1952 in an attempt to infect as many high level
>Soviet officials with the disease as possible. Her assignment completed,
>she returned to the US where she was married in Sept 1958, and she and
>her husband were given the american-sounding name of Robinson.


M o m also has never left United States Territory, nor has M o m left
the planet. M o m would not behave in such a manner, for M o m is
an informed individual and recognizes misinformation when M o m sees
it, thus you have proven yourself to be incompetent. You are very, very
misinformed, sir. K e n suggests that you seek serious help for your
dire condition. Such behavior may result in your termination.

>K E N will of course deny these facts, but that is only because he has
>been misinformed all his life in the interest of national security. Now
>that the cold war is over, I have the facrs, and they clearly indicate
>the truth.

K e n denies nothing, for you have not given any facts, just gibberish.
K e n has never been misinformed, for K e n's genetic structure does
not permit such mutations. Sir, you are far from the Truth. I suggest
you insert your feet into your largest facial orifice and ask a
counselor for guidance.

K e n   R o b i n s o n