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From: sullis@RPI.EDU (Sean C. Sullivan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ASCII PICS:  Halloween --- 3 pumpkins
Date: 2 Oct 92 21:28:49 GMT


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From: mei172@cch.coventry.ac.uk (guru)
Subject: Re: THESE DAMN CASCADES!
Keywords: RTFM you .edu newbies!
Organization: abUSENET, Coventry University, Coventry, UK
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 15:09:01 GMT

In article <1992Sep25.235305.982@ttinews.tti.com> sorgatz@avatar.tti.com (sorgatz) writes:
>Hey look, it's pretty obvious you people have not been paying attention;
>cascades are not a part of the charter for 'rec.humor'. Kindly stop posting
>this garbage. There is an alt group called 'alt.cascade' specifically for
>these stupid, run on postings..that goes for you too, Kibo! 
>
guru sez:
	hands up everybody in the room whose site doesn't get alt.cascades...

	Evidently friend sorgatz has no grasp of life for those people who
	are "newsgroup challenged".
-- 
      /~~~) /   / /~~~) /   /  
     (___/ (___/ /     (___/   These mind-expanding drugs have given me so much
        /                      imagination, I'm hallucinating grey vividly....
   (___/ mei172@cch.cov.ac.uk                       Victor Lewis-Smith
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hill@spot.Colorado.EDU (Michael Hill)
Subject: Prime numbers
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 23:52:27 GMT

Okay, folks, to clear up the confusion, here's the complete (as far as I know)
list of prime numbers:

===============================================================================
A roomful of professionals are all asked to prove that all odd numbers
(besides 1) are prime.

The physicist says:  "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime... 9... well,
	experimental error.  11 is prime... ..."

The mathematician says:  "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime... therefore,
	by induction on 2n-1, all odd numbers are prime."

The engineer says:  "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime... 9 is prime...
	11 is prime... ..."

The chemist says:  "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime; well, I guess that's
	enough data!"

The Biologist says:  "What's a prime?"

The programmer says:  "Wait a minute, I think I have an algorithm from Knuth
	on finding prime numbers... just a little bit longer, I've found the
	last bug... no, that's not it... ya know, I think there may be a
	compiler bug here - oh, did you want IEEE-998.0334 rounding or not?
	- was that in the spec? - hold on, I've almost got it - I was up all
	night working on this program, ya know... now if management would
	just get me that new workstation tha just came out, I'd be done by
	now... etc., etc. ..."

The computer scientist says:  "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime...
	7 is prime... 7 is prime... 7 is prime... ..."

The psychologist says:  "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime... 9 is
	latently prime but repressing it... 11 is prime... ..."

The social scientist says:  "3 is prime... 5 is prime... 7 is prime...
	we'll pretend 9 is prime... 11 is prime... ..."
===============================================================================

			--Michael

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Michael Hill   <><  Isaiah 9:6 | "See the bread, see the wine
hill@spot.Colorado.EDU         |  See the graft into the vine
                               |  This is what is to be
University of Colorado@Boulder |  It always made sense to me"
$ mv net.flames /dev/null      |                     --King's X, "Shot of Love"
-------------------------My boss is a Jewish carpenter!------------------------
Did you ever notice that everybody in favor of abortion has already been born?!
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Oke S)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A couple of cricket jokes !!
Date: 5 Oct 92 19:31:55 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: prem@prem.lbl.gov's message of 5 Oct 92 17:17:54 GMT

In article <1aptc2INNaip@overload.lbl.gov> prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem) writes:
|	 Ob-Cricket Joke:
|	 ================
|		 If you want a real cricket joke, this is a line from
|	 an actual test-match commentary :
|		 "As Holding starts his run-up to the crease, we see
|		  Jeff Dujon standing a long way behind the stumps,
|		  legs spread wide, waiting for a trickle.........!!"

My favourites: 
'The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey'

'Botham didn't quite get his leg over'

--
This signature is copyright 12/6/1992 Simon Oke. All rights reserved. If you
like it and keep a copy for your own use, you owe me $20. Please pass it on
to your friends with all documentation.              Email okes@essex.ac.uk.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
 ...though he was master of all the world, he was not quite sure what to
	do next. But he would think of something.
From: dnj@aber.ac.uk (David Daniel Jenkins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ROOMATES
Date: 29 Sep 92 10:40:23 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

In article <1992Sep28.173729.20797@wam.umd.edu> dabe@wam.umd.edu (Dabe "Dabe" Murphy) writes:
>In article <4859.33.uupcb@smurfbbs.uucp> troy.beck@smurfbbs.uucp (Troy Beck)  writes:
>
>>Listen, I was wondering...  Awhile ago, Someone posted a message
>>regarding a bunch of things to do to make your roomate think you're nuts
>>or just to annoy him or something.
>
>Sign Me Up For A Copy, Too (If You'd Be So Kind)
And me too Please
>
dnj@uk.ac.aberystwyth
<sig scoffed for dinner>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bjhille@iastate.edu (Brian J Hille)
Subject: Re: WANTED: The very long list of ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES.
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 19:42:27 GMT

In <BvGEIE.Bn9@news.cso.uiuc.edu> jmk45295@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (KNOCK IT OFF!!) writes:


>Dear great newsreaders of the world,

>I recall seeing a _very_ long and funny list
>of answering machine messages about a year ago
>on this newsgroup.

>Could someone please repost this??

>THANKS!
>jmk45295@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
>-- 
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I would appreciate it if you would either post it as well, or if you
could e-mail a copy to my.  Thanks.

				Brian
				bjhille@iastate.edu
From: andersod@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: request for ascii naked women
Date: 4 Oct 92 00:02:35 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

To everybody,
My friends are crazy about the ascii naked women, but I deleted the file
too soon.  Please send the naked women (ascii pictures of course) to:
                      andersod@cnsvax.uwec.edu
                            Sorry for any inconvienence(sp?),
                                 Douglass Anderson
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:21:02 GMT
Organization: Brandon University

In article <28SEP199217205559@deimos.ucc.umass.edu>, s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
> 	Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
> 
> 				dylynpurple 
> 
> 	Why post on Usenet?   Why, to...purple
> 		``...cleave the general air with horrid speech,purple
> 	Make mad the guilty and appall the free, confound the purple
> 	ignorant and amaze indeed the very faculties of eyes and ears...purple''
> _/\  /\ dylyn (aka, d prosser) == S7356911@UCSVAX.UCS.umass.edu.purple  /\
>    \/  \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/  \/~~~~~

Try ending a line in ORANGE!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Another Tom Swifty 
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 16:09:34 GMT

I just made this one up:

"I have to fix all the bugs, and add some new features" Tom maintained.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
I used to homebrew computers, now I homebrew beer.  Is this progress?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Native jokes
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 15:39:12 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division

What's that brown stuff between the elephant's toes?

Slow native.
-- 

 To the cat, the experimenter is problematic.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: g88d4938@giraffe.ru.ac.za (MR GE DOYLE)
Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
Organization: Rhodes University, Grahamstown, South Africa
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 15:13:36 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.185854.12811@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu> davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:
>From: davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi)
>Subject: Re: cascades, and how to avoid them purple
>Date: 1 Oct 92 18:58:54 GMT
>In article 2674@mprgate.mpr.ca, dyck@mpr.ca (Trevor Dyck) writes:
>>In article <18589.2ac98f5c@ecs.umass.edu> rajain@ecs.umass.edu writes:
>>>In article <1992Sep30.011320.15121@schbbs.mot.com>, CENG51@maccvm.corp.mot.com (Craig Witkowski) writes:
>>>>>In article 6740@newshost.anu.edu.au, herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriks
>>>>>>> titus@coombs.anu.edu.au (titus chiu) writes:
>>>>>>>> herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson) writes:
>>>>>>>>> rdippold@cancun.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>s7356911@deimos.ucc.umass.edu (DYLYN) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>Avoid cascades -- end all your lines with ``purple''!
>>>>>>>>>"Bug" won't rhyme, but do you think "burp"'ll?
>>>>>>>>Cant find a rhyme, why not ask Steve Urkle?
>>>>>>>And get him to sing the Yankee Doodle!
>>>>>>gotta say finding a rhyme is a battle!
>>>>>And take the choicest cuts of cattle!
>>>> In your car blast Heavy Metal
>>>First, I got a score to settle $
>>Since when does "settle" rhyme with "purple"?
>Does purple rhyme with apple?
What about apple and settle?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ssr39687@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Suresh Ramaswamy )
Subject: Re: - call for lada jokes
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 17:17:27 GMT

Here's more:

	What do you call a lada with brakes?
	Customized.

	How do you double the value of a lada?
	Fill it with gas.

	How do you triple the value of a lada?
	Put the cap back on.

	What comes in the last few pages of a Lada owner's manual?
	The bus schedule.



-----
Suresh Ramaswamy		   | "The most incomprehensible thing about
Senior - CS/Stat		   |  this world, is that it's comprehensible."
University of Illinois at Chambana |            - A. Einstein
s-ramaswamy@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cotera@woods.ulowell.edu
Subject: Re: Questions of the Universe
Organization: University of Lowell
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 14:21:32 GMT

In article <BuzHxs.7wK@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, hrubin@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Herman Rubin) writes:
> In article <80234@ut-emx.uucp> yaron@anchor.as.utexas.edu (Mr. Sheffer) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep17.063754.9499@newshost.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:
>>>The big-bang theory was created.
> 
>>Nope, the Big Bang is based upon OBSERVATIONS of the expanding Universe.
>>On the other hand, the God concept was created by Man, ie no observations
>>support it.
> 
> A better statement of this (I do not know who the author is) goes as follows:
> 
> 	God created Man in his image.
> 	Man, being a gentleman, returned the favor.
> 
> -- 
> Herman Rubin, Dept. of Statistics, Purdue Univ., West Lafayette IN47907-1399
> Phone: (317)494-6054
> hrubin@pop.stat.purdue.edu (Internet, bitnet)  
> {purdue,pur-ee}!pop.stat!hrubin(UUCP)


It was Voltaire
--Ray Cote
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Did you ever realize ???
Date: 1 Oct 92 11:13:48 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <SUMMERS.92Sep30162649@sanctum.cs.utah.edu>, summers%sanctum.cs.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Jim Summers) writes:
|> In article <ZBaTRB2w164w@cellar.org> kml@cellar.org (Scott Tiger) writes:
|>    david@c-cat.UUCP (dave) writes:
|>    > Did you ever realize that there is no blue food found in nature ?
|>    Actually, yes, I did realize this some time ago, while listening to a
|>    George Carlin album...
|> 
|> Ahem. 
|> Blueberries?
|> ^^^^
|>  Blackberries? 
|> Well, it says black but it stains blue.
|>   Rasberries?
|> 
It looks red but stains Ras.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,comp.org.usenix
From: jim@math.psu.edu (Jim Duncan)
Subject: Re: chuckle
Organization: Department of Mathematics, Pennsylvania State University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 01:45:25 GMT

In article <1992Sep25.153747.17763@etnibsd.uucp> vsh@etnibsd.uucp (Steve
Harris) writes: 

> Checked in to my hotel at a recent Usenix conference,
> opened the bedside drawer,
> found a copy of K&R -- said it had been left by the Gideons.

Was it the old testament or the new testament? :-)

	Jim

--
    Jim Duncan <jim@math.psu.edu> Penn State Math Dept Systems Administrator
 "[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy."
						Joseph Campbell
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser)
Subject: Re: Military humor
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 14:39:24 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division

>          Thinking nothing of it, he smashes the whip (actually, it's not a
> whip.  It's one of those things Hitler used to walk around with.  It's called
> a "cravache" in French but I don't know the English equivalent for it.  At any

Swagger Stick
-- 

 To the cat, the experimenter is problematic.
From: SDENARO@vm.poly.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Yogi Berra lines
Date: 30 Sep 92 16:20:05 GMT
Organization: Polytechnic University

In article <1992Sep29.101556.1@pearl.tufts.edu>
mweinste@pearl.tufts.edu writes:
 
>
>Mantle: What time is it?
>Yogi: You mean right now?
>
 
Reporter: Yogi, you look cool today...
Yogi:     Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself...
 
--
SAL DENARO      "Live Fast, Die Young, Hack 'C'"
sdenaro@polyvm.poly.edu    sdenaro@polyvm.bitnet
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: bxg5360@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Re: ggbj - urgent request!!!
Reply-To: bxg5360@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 01:06:49 GMT

I wish you guys would just post a nice joke with the beginning and the ENDING.
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm on my knees begging!!!!!!!!!!1

-Skip
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: isupstud@bnr.ca (Wayne Hutton)
Subject: Re: Norm one-liners (CHEERS)
Reply-To: isupstud@bnr.ca (Wayne Hutton)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Distribution: rec
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 19:45:36 GMT


>Hi there all. Does anyone have a copy of Norm's one liners from "Cheers?"
>I saw it on this group last spring but I didn't save a copy (foolish I know)
>If you have it, could you please send me a copy directly. I don't get on the
>net much. Thanks for all your help, keep laughing.

>Manish
>or in%"jm8x@vax5.cit.cornell.edu"

Me too please:	"stud7b43@bnr.ca"
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 00:57:09 GMT

>>
>>Well, this button is a lot lower down, but you have to be of the opposite 
>>sex to make it work (although there are exceptions)
>
>Sure as hell are.  Thank God for other faggots. :-)
                                  ^^^^^
Whaddaya mean other?????

I was merely pointing out the fact, not affiliating myself with it (or any 
of its constituants [however you spell the word])

Don't implicate me in this anti-neo-nazi reigime!

Nathan.
From: nayak@ds1.scri.fsu.edu (Krishna Nayak)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED -- list of DYSLEXIC JOKES
Date: 29 Sep 92 21:23:46 GMT
Reply-To: nayak@ds1.scri.fsu.edu (Krishna Nayak)
Organization: SCRI, Florida State University

In article <1992Sep29.122751.1@ulkyvx.louisville.edu> cl129501@ulkyvx.louisville.edu writes:

>* Has anyone heard of the agnostic dyslexic insomniac who stayed awake
>  all night wondering if there was a dog?

>* Has anyone heard of the suicidal dyslexic who tried to kill himself by
>  throwing himself behind a bus?

>* Impression of a dyslexic bank robber:
>  < action of person pointing gun to himself > Gimme the money or I'll shoot.

>If anyone has any more dyslexic jokes or a collection please post it or mail to
>me.  Thanks a lot, 

* What does ADN stand for???
  National Dyslexics Association





--
Krishna Nayak  --  nayak@scri.fsu.edu
Supercomputer Computations Research Institute
Florida State University
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: martin@cs.curtin.edu.au (Martin Dougiamas)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 03:33:17 GMT

11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT) writes:
>Don't implicate me in this anti-neo-nazi reigime!

Does this mean you want to be associated with a neo-nazi regime instead?
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| I don't need no bread and jam    martin@cs.curtin.edu.au   |  |  |    \
| I wanna breathe the air             Curtin University      |  \  |_   /
| and be exactly where I am.      Perth, Western Australia  -+-> x~  `-'
`==== Robyn Hitchcock ======================================='        V
From: spice@convex.csd.uwm.edu (James G Spice)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Airplane! Script--I have the details!
Date: 29 Sep 1992 07:22:14 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.30

In article <1992Sep28.231506.26537@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> cm007b@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (claude erik meyer) writes:
>
>Well, AIRPLANE! fans,  I have in my hand a copy of KENTUCKY FRIED THEATER'S
>AIRPLANE! written by Jim Abrahms, David Zucker and Jerry Zucker.  

If we are going to refer to it as "Kentucky Fried Theater's" Airplane, then
let's give credit where credit is due.  Dick Chudnow was the fourth orignial
member of the group, and had a hand in some of the material that went into
the movie.  He broke off from the rest of the crew and has established
the "Comedy Sportz" chain which now has clubs in 21 cities across the U.S.
and is in negotiation for possible sindication of a gameshow based on the 
Comedy Sportz format.  Who would have guessed that so much comedy talent
originated in Milwaukee WI?

Jim "OK so he's my boss, so what" Spice


-- 
--------------------------------------     Jim Spice
And we're off, like a dirty shirt!         U. of Wisconsin -- Milwaukee
		--Lester Earnest Spice     Dept. of Political Science
======================================     spice@convex.csd.uwm.edu
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Movie Dialogues please........
Date: 1 Oct 92 11:24:24 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Sep30.230343.20288@njitgw.njit.edu>, deepak@konark.njit.edu (D'EE'pak Kakadasam) writes:
|> 
|> If someone out there has a list of movie dialogues that were interesting
|> could you please mail them to me. If I do get a load of them, I will
|> post the entire collection here.
|> 
|> Example: Movie 'Blues Brothers' Dan Aykroyd & John Belushi.
|> 
|> "Its a 106 mi to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 a pack of
|> cigarettes, its dark and we 're wearing sun glasses"
|> 
|> "Hit it"

Rocky IV

Rocky after be pummuled by the Russian, "I am seeing three of him!"
His Brother In Law , "Hit the one in the Middle!!"

----------------------------------------------

The Wizard of Oz

Dorthey, "Were not in Kansas anymore."

----------------------------------------------

Some Like It Hot

Jack Lemmon to Joe E. Brown at the end of the movie,
 "Listen I am not a woman, so I can't marry you!"

Joe, "That not a problem!"

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