HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: aephel01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Mr. Roger's, do you know where your son is?
Date: 18 Nov 92 14:35:03 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

In article <BxvBou.DpC@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>> "...I wish i could rip your head off and cram it up Rush Limbaugh's
>>ass, but you'd like it too much." But i have a special .sig just for you.
> 
>   Oh boy!  I love surprises.
> 
>>--
>>           __________
>>          /          \
>>         ( _____      \
>>          |            |
>>          |      _     |
>>     ______\/   ( \    |___\      Rob Dobson
>>           /\    G |   |   /      rwd4f@poe.acc.virginia.edu
>>          /      (/    |
>>         ( )           |
>>          |___\        |
>>           UUU|
>>    ouch!     |
>>           __/
>>          (
>>           \____
>>
>>
>   This is very good, Robbie!  I'll put this up on my fridge next to 
>   Melvin's little tribute.

>   -- Andy

Man o man.  This is worse than last time.  I see some sort of ego
boost going on with voting between lara and troll and all that's
here is rob tearing mr. roger's kid a new asshole.  Who is this
little shit?  Andy, you flame with the ability of a mosquitto fart.
Unlit.  Go on back to taking semen samples from bulls oraly.
Texas, the biggest pile of shit in the world, from the biggest
assholes.

-- no sig necessary --
       Aza
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC)
Subject: Re: PORTRAIT OF A NET NEWBIE IDIOT: Miss Tushar
Organization: Sometimes
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:06:51 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.064908.9009@midway.uchicago.edu> samant@tartarus.uchicago.edu (Tushar Samant) writes:
>jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
>>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) writes:
>>> samant@tartarus.uchicago.edu (Tushar "Semen" Samant) writes:
>>>>[drivel deleted] 
>>> A tad sub-par for a snot-nosed freshmen.  I think the towel on your head is
>>> comming loose.  Do go back and do you homework before you try again.
>>  ^^^^^^^                           ^^^
>>*Wow, Tushar, you've got him so incoherent that he's making spelling errors.
>> Maybe Mac should go do more of his spelling homework, the snot nosed third
>> grader.  You should've had mommy proofread before you posted, Mac.
>
>
>Wrong, friend. Much as I would like the credit for reducing bur to a
>blithering idiot, I must repectfully decline it. For one, this kind of
                          ^^^^^^^^^^^

What a clueless sack-o-shit you are.  Like a fool, you join in on
a spelling flame with a spelling error.  How do you fucking do it, Tushar?

I think a.f deserves an explanation as to why you went to great lengths
to find posts of mine(although you changed some of the text) from several
different news groups and took the time to post them to a.f.  I mean really,
is life that bad?

Look, I know that job at 7-11 is getting old, but stick it out.  Hey, take
a look at you friends.  Minimum wage doesn't seem so bad, does it?  

Perhaps a .357 hollow point to the roof of your mouth would be the
best solution.

If you decide against this option, be sure and stay away from Jim Benzeleski.
Rumor has it that he has a "thing" for small boys with brown skin.



Ta-ta for now,
M
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@yellow.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: K e n Talks About Ear Canals And What Doesn't Belong In Them
Keywords: deja vu
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 02:14:09 GMT

In article <BxLBqK.65t@cmptrc.lonestar.org> andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>(Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>>K e n re-inserted the spaces, for K e n has a vast supply of spaces.
>>
>>K e n   R o b i n s o n
>
>He keeps them in the vast empty spaces between his ears.

K e n does not store space characters in K e n's ear canals. Spaces are
produced by hitting the proper key from the keyboard. Is this a difficult
concept for you?

K e n   R o b i n s o n
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: brits
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 19:37:30 GMT

In article <975@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>In article <By68u6.C01@fulcrum.co.uk> igb@fulcrum.co.uk (Ian G Batten) writes:
>> It is quite possible to have an established church without it being a
>> theocracy.  One can have an established army without living in a
>> military dictatorship.
>> 
>> One cannot, it would appear, be an American leader without wittering on
>> about God and Family.
>> 
>Too right Ian, but you did forget to say "God save the QUEEN" like all
>of us fascist, queen worshipping, Prince of Wales fellating loyal subjects,
>didn't you?  Slap on the wrist, I think.
>
>-- 
>   _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
>  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     K e v i n  W a l s h
> _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
>_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/

god, you brits kill me.


Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: samant@tartarus.uchicago.edu (Tushar Samant)
Subject: Re: Troll, the Master Baiter  [was Re: Pennsylvania]
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Chicago
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 07:21:26 GMT

(Andy Hart) writes:
>(Rob Dobson) writes:
>>
>>australia and then defend pennsylvania. you really are a master debater.
>>
>
>No, just a master baiter.  That's why it calls itself "troll".


Andy is topping ROB DOBSON, and that too in such style! Now that's
sheer scintillating genius.

Sincerely,
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Re: K e n makes a lousy philosopher
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 23:02:07 GMT

	So, K e n thinks that death is just a transformation to a
different plane? Gee... so, speaking hypothetically, I could give K e n
the shove into an industrial mulcher that he so richly deserves, and he
would still be alive?

	No, I won't ask you to demonstrate, K e n. I'll just beg you to
find a local 12-step treatment program, before you hurt yourself or
someone you loathe.

Tep--"misinformation" is strength
-- 
I'm too sexy for meiosis.
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Cool it. Culture Clash. Crossposted. Stop.
Keywords: BASIC, Quiche, Nintendo, Christ
Date: 20 Nov 92 16:16:26 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <BxzFwn.8zJ@ireq.hydro.qc.ca> robert@ireq.hydro.qc.ca writes:
> 
> 	I tried to create a comp.lang.basic newsgroup 2 years ago
> but could not manage to find enough support to past the new group
> creation guideline. Maybe with the existence of alt.lang.basic, 
> there could be enough reader. Guideline ask for 100 more yes then
> no. Are we more than 100 person in here?
> 
BASIC... BASIC?

Skydiving Christ in a Cesner! that's for geeks, quiche eaters, 15 year
old pacman players and people progressing from Nintendo.

Are you sure there are 100 people in the WORLD who use BASIC?

Good luck with your (ahem) group.

> 
> 	As for the creation, I have seen a CFD this week. That must
> go on for a month before a CFV can be issued. The discussion is probably
> raging actually in news.group  
> 
Well...

-- 
   _/   _/  _/_/_/_/  _/    _/  _/_/_/  _/    _/
  _/_/_/   _/_/      _/    _/    _/    _/_/  _/     K e v i n  W a l s h
 _/ _/    _/          _/ _/     _/    _/  _/_/      kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk
_/   _/  _/_/_/_/      _/    _/_/_/  _/    _/
From: mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Why Bush? (was: Why Clinton)
Date: 16 Nov 92 11:11:49 GMT
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

weverett@jarthur.claremont.edu (William M. Everett) writes:
> In article <1409@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu> libwca@emory.edu (Bill Anderson) write
> >You guys have been arguing this "Bush didn't say that" horseshit
> >through a dozen posts, and yet have yet to make a stab at what 
> 
> 	The point is that misinformation was posted. Being an advocate of
>  truth, I mentioned this. Everyone who has attacked me has somehow missed 
> this entirely. Why can't you accept that the original post was wrong and 
> leave it at that?

Translation:

"The point is that there was a minor flaw in something I think somebody
posted.  Being eager to defend my pal George Bush, I seized this flaw and
proceeded to flame away randomly.  Everyone attacked me for some reason.  Why
can't you just ignore all the nasty documented evidence which has since been
posted, and pretend that the whole argument has been refuted by my flame?"


mathew
-- 
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums weren't they?"
 -- George Bush, during a tour of Auschwitz, 1987-09-28
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: krobinso@orange.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson)
Subject: K e n Informs Mr. Cress (was Re: Worthless)
Organization: Penn State Computer Science
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 16:18:13 GMT

In article <1ejg57INN1ad@endeavor.ksu.ksu.edu> cress@endeavor.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress) writes:
>
>This is the first time I have ventured into this group and I can already see 
>that all of you are fuckin imbeciles.

Quite the contrary, Mr. Cress. I am K e n and K e n is not an imbecile,
for K e n is K e n, and K e n can only be K e n. You should read the
group for awhile to determine exactly who are imbeciles, which in most
cases will be misinformed individuals.

>You don't even discuss anything of value.  

K e n discusses everything which is of value. You seem to be misinformed.
What would you care to discuss?

>Whadda ya do, just wait for an article like this one, then sit around with one
>thumb up your loose ass while you type away with the other hand?

Quite the contrary, Mr. Cress. The insertion of appendages into the
anus serves no purpose, thus K e n does not understand why one would
initiate such an activity. K e n requires both hands when typing, for
it is most efficient. The more appendages that are applied to the keyboard,
the more characters that can be typed.

>You idiots
>must harbor a tremendous amount of hate at the world, maybe cause your dad 
>wouldn't let you have a turn with your sister the last time you visited home.

K e n does not hate the world. K e n is on a mission to inform the world
of its misinformed ways. Once the world becomes informed and learns the
most basic, standard hygiene procedures, only then will hatred cease.

Further, K e n does not have a sister, thus you are misinformed. And
precisely what activity are we supposed to be having with our "sister"
when it is our turn?? You did not mention any activities. Please
post the activity, thus K e n will understand your request.

K e n   R o b i n s o n
From: jmb14@jaguar.uofs.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Pennsylvania vs. the South
Date: 19 Nov 92 19:19:44 GMT
Organization: University of Scranton

In article <1992Nov17.204629.1931@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
 
> Pennsylvania. What a great fucking state. I mean, stretching from the
> miserable urban blight of the Philadelphia area, acrosss the boring
> Amish interior, through the nuclear wasteland of Three Mile Island, all
> the way to the inbred, coal mining mountain areas of western pennsylvania
> where studies show that 59% of the populace actually thinks they live
> in west virginia, not pennsylvania. god, troll, i wonder how you can flame
> australia and then defend pennsylvania. you really are a master debater.

Thankyou for the master debater compliment, and now I will give you a lesson
in the same.

Virginia, the bastion of the South, is that little slice of America which 
inspired the word "HICK".  In Virginia, as in all of the South, the white
hick's biggest concern isn't about what state he's from, but about who's
genes he's from.  Yes, Virginia, is a place where they frown upon miscegenation
(racial interbreeding) but love incest and inbreeding.  Let's see why . . . .
	Originally the good ole, white, SOUTHERN boys had their Klansmen.  
They'd spend all night just a ridin' around beatin' up the nigguhs. By
the time they were done, they'd go home and fuck their own sisters on account
of the horse being tired out and them being too lazy to take a jaunt over the 
next farmhouse a mile away.  Indeed, an awe-inspiring and proud heritage.  
Of course, inbreeding produces the Southern character and fine examples of it 
such as our own, beloved, Rob Slobson.  Since the same inbreeding practices are
common in Australia, it is easy to see why Rob comes to their defense above.
Too bad I saw through it Rob-O.  Try better next time. 

                             Troll of Pa., up North
From: tilden@venture.ksu.ksu.edu (Tilden-Master of Illogic)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: K e n Is Not Boring (was Re: Aza.  Is She, or Isn't He?)
Date: 19 Nov 1992 09:42:38 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: venture.ksu.ksu.edu


I'm not going to repost your meaningless drivel, nor am I impressed with the fact
it took you 3-4 days to come up with that pitiful excuse.  If you are to stupid to
accept the fact you were wrong (and don't reply you weren't, it just makes you 
look more assanine than you already are), then you are not worth the time it takes
to correct your illogical ways.

Also, I wish you would stop talking about K E N and start talking about yourself
instead.

Tilden
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: K e n Is Not Boring (was Re: Aza.  Is She, or Isn't He?)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 21:53:35 GMT

hey bufalini. how cuome yer always defending k e n? (sorry, i didnt bother 
to repost the whole long article with bufalini's pointless one line k e n
imitations sprinkled among page after page of quoted text)

do you do this so ken will continue to let your give him rim jobs?
are you more like a parrot, or just a mirror? what kind of an asshole
are you, anyway?

r
From: judson@watserv.ucr.edu (Michael Judson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Two in Hemet
Date: 15 Nov 92 21:11:45 GMT

So I'm dirving through this shithole town in Southern California called
Hemet.  I come across a Denny's restaurant.  Fine, I say to myself.  But
then, long and behold, not more than three blocks away, guess what?  I
come across another fuck'n Denny's.  Can you believe that?  Two Denny's
not more than eyesight apart from each other in one fuck'n town.  Only
a town like Hemet would do something like that.
But wait, there's more.  Unlike most towns which have one road leading
to it, Hemet has not one, but two different ways of getting there.  From
Los Angeles, you can either arive from the North, or from the West.
Shit man, what a town.

--
"It takes a big man to cry.
but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
				Jack Handy


judson@watserv.ucr.edu
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 22:41:24 GMT
Subject: Re: Two in Hemet
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

There is someplace even stupider...

Baker, California has on main road that is about a half mile long...

Along this main avenue in between other small services lie:

15 CHINESE FUCKING RESTAURANTS ! ! !...

Alfred:  So, what kind of food should we eat tonight, dear?
	 Chinese or fucking Chinese or what?



	 Mildred: Oh, I dont know...Chinese maybe.... 


	  

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: sykopath@leland.Stanford.EDU (Mickey)
Subject: From a recent alt.backrubs controversy/flamewar...:)
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 01:40:57 GMT


In article <92320.134257LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu> you write:
>Here is my blatent opinion..

You are surely entitled to your opinion: however, I am unclear on exactly
why you felt that alt.backrubs was an appropriate venue in which to present
it...?

(also, you might want to mention that it is your "blatant" opinion, not your
"blatent" opinion...)

>Gays suck dick!

True.  Many of them (the male ones, especially) also practice other variants
of sexual expression, such as anal intercourse or mutual masturbation.
Have you ever tried any of these, or are you just commenting on the information
you've received about the practices of homosexuals in bed...?

(NOTE: your information, while correct, again seems not entirely relevant to
this newsgroup...)

>It is just morally wrong in my opinion.

And...?

>It's okay to have a good guy/girl friend, but the line stops when the sex
>thing comes in ex) Bill says "hey Ted I'm feeling rather horny today, so why
>don't you bend over for a sec...(use your imagination).

Actually, I'd rather not use my imagination.  I don't find anal sex between
two men to be particularly arousing...  It puzzles me a little that you'd
encourage us to imagine something which you consider to be morally
inappropriate, but maybe that's just me.


>===lOnG-Man...aka LoNg-mAN

Oh, really?  How tall are you?
Me, I'm 6'6"...but I've never really felt the need to brag about it,
precisely.  I guess I always felt that bragging was a sign of insecurity...

>p.s. Maybe I should also post this in alt.homosexual...heh heh heh '8 )=

Oh, no, I think they'd probably not take it in the spirit of calm and
reasoned discourse in which it was surely intended.  Why, they might
even think that you were a homophobic little asshole without the class
even to make a grammatically correct post, or the intellect to know
when you were posting to the wrong group!  But you know how those
gays are, always getting into such a tizzy about these things
*nudge nudge*
*wink wink*

You make me sick.

Love and hugs,

Mickey "No, really, some of his best friends are fags^H^H^H^Hgays!" Phoenix.

Newsgroups: alt.flame,rec.humor
From: weverett@jarthur.claremont.edu (William M. Everett)
Subject: Re: Where's K e n?
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 23:25:03 GMT

In article <By4MEy.7nx@cs.psu.edu> krobinso@orange.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>In article <1992Nov21.004821.29696@muddcs.claremont.edu> weverett@jarthur.claremont.edu (William M. Everett) writes:
>>In article <By10uo.6F1@cs.psu.edu> krobinso@apricot.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
>>>In article <lefty-191192131019@lefty.apple.com> lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
>>>>In article <Bxxyzu.KFE@cs.psu.edu>, krobinso@yellow.crayola.cs.psu.edu
>>>>(Kenneth J Robinson) wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> K e n always has information handy whenever it is required...
>>>>
>>>>Say, F'Ken, I need to know the value of Planck's constant in the
>>>>furlong/fortnight/hundredweight system.  D'you have _that_ handy?
>>>
>>>The information for which you have requested is irrelevant, thus K e n
>>>does not have it handy. Your request has been denied.
>>>
>>	Is K e n saying he won't inform us? The world must be coming to an 
>>end.
>
>Irrelevant information is exactly that, irrelevant. There is no need
>to inform people of irrelevant data. It serves no purpose. Thus, K e n
>will inform you with relevant information. 

	I think the difference between that information and what you have
told us so far is in fact that it would be relevant. You could actually use
it to solve equations. The information you have thus far given us could serve
no such purpose.

>The world is not coming to
>an end. You have been informed.

	More irrelevant information, I mean really, If the world were ending,
what could I do about it?

>
>K e n   R o b i n s o n

	K e n, you have yet to explain exactly what it is you are trying to
inform us of. The only thing you have really informed us of is that you are
here to inform us. Sounds rather circular to me.

	*********************************************************
	*  William Everett		Tan, Rested, and ready  *
	*  Harvey Mudd College		     NIXON in '96       *
	*                                                       *   
	*  These opinions are mine- you can't have them         *   
	*********************************************************
From: libwca@emory.edu (Bill Anderson)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Why Clinton
Date: 16 Nov 92 18:26:13 GMT
Organization: Emory University, Atlanta, GA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3

weverett@jarthur.claremont.edu (William M. Everett) writes:
: In article <1427@emoryu1.cc.emory.edu> libwca@emory.edu (Bill Anderson) writes:
: >
: >Oh, Willy.  Willy, my lad, I have to conclude that you are
: >impenetrably stupid.  If it will make you happy, I will publically
: >admit that the Bush quote was not word-for-word what was posted;
: > only the meaning was the same.  Since you haven't been able to 
: 
: 	You still aren't paying attention are you? We've been over this. There
: is a clear logical difference between what was posted and what he said.
: 
: > come up with any alternative meaning which might make this 
: > conversation worthwhile, why don't you just sink back into your
: > ditto-head torpor and let the grown-ups finish supper?
: > Bill
: >
: 	I'm a child? You're the one with the short attention span. Try to
: actually remember what was posted before and I won't have to repeat things
: for you.
: 
: William Everett       

William- Here's a simple task for you; not quite as simple as those
potholders you've been working on down at The Home, but pretty damn
simple, nonetheless:
If there is "clear logical difference" between the prexy's
statement and what was posted, then PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, point
out what that diffeerence is.  So far, all we've gotten from you is
some ridiculous drivel about how George was only pandering to the 
lunatic fringe, so everything's OK; and a great deal of utterly 
pointless semantic nit-picking.  If you believe that you *have*
made this difference clear, please refer to the post in which you
believe that you did so.  If you absolutely refuse to answer this 
question, and would prefer to go on making tiresome comments about
my attention span instead, then do so, and I will know it's OK to
ignore you altogether.  
I suspect that, if you put your mind to it, you will be able to 
accomplish this task in some way shape or form with only a moderate
amount of drooling.  Don't let me down, Wilbur.
Bill 
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: samant@tartarus.uchicago.edu (Tushar Samant)
Subject: Re: samant says
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Chicago
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 09:55:58 GMT

First, I apologise to bc205cs@opie.bgsu.edu for replying so
late, but you must excuse me since I have a life too.

To bring up the topic which has long expired from your short
term memory:

Darkly Mysterious bc205cs@opie.bgsu.edu says:

>  OK, bitch.  Here's the situation:  It's a shame that someone not a regular
>poster has to spell it out for you, but you're crusty.  Your posts remain
>nothing more than masturbatory displays of your 'vocabulary.'  And when you
>control yourself and keep out the sickening exhibitions of your prowess with
>a thesaurus, the only things you have to present are 'subtly ironic' one-liners
>like "*You* go crawl under a petrified substance, motherfucker."

My original question has been answered. To recap, it was "is the 
irony too subtle for your brain?" I can rest for some time, knowing 
that it is.

>  OK, OK, you can't be blamed for your shit-headed mistakes -- you haven't
>been making them for that long.  Not as long as "The Phantom."  The Phantom
>has been boring us with clever synonyms since it got a thesaurus.  Well, listen
>here phantom:
>
>GO TO HELL PIECE OF SHIT SUCK ASS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER THAT FUCKS COWS AND GETS
>ALL ORGASMIC OVER MENTALLY HANDICAPPED BITCHES COZ IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT
>WILL FUCK YOU THAT IS REMOTELY HUMAN.

It's fascinating to see a newly developing brain raving, uncontrolled,
once at samant, once at Darkly Mysterious Phantom. Here is someone more
lovable than MAC, and who would have thought it?

Sincerely,
Newsgroups: alt.flame