From: lairdpg@lub001.lamar.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge II
Date: 5 Nov 92 17:25:36 +1700
Organization: Lamar University - Beaumont

In article <1992Nov5.183458.22381@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu>, davidk@welch.jhu.edu (David Kitaguchi) writes:
> In article 788@acsu.buffalo.edu, v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (BIFTAD) writes:
>>Greg "Honker" Franklin writes...
>>>Steve "Core" Vetter   writes:
>>>>Greg "Hebrew" Franklin writes:
>>>>>Thomas J. "Hooter Hears a" Horn writes:
>>>>>>Paul "Valu" Martz writes:
>>>>>>>Greg Alt "Cascade" writes:
>>>>>>>>Paul Martz writes:
>>>>>>>>>MAC "D-L-T" writes:
>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Matthew "Peter, Paul, Mary, Luke, and John" Smith writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Petri "Dish" Karonen writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>An Erik Estrada hate monger writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Gayla "Luncheon" Worrell writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Alexander "Ragtime Band" Feygin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Alexander Feygin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>Lisa "You Be" Ehren writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>amy "CapsLock-Challenged" writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>Jeffrey "Don't Call Me Jeff" Hantin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:  
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>Thomas J. Horn writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Franklin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>Jeffrey Hantin writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thomas Horn writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Greg Alt writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GUNNAR "Lou" HORRIGMO writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MAC writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/12/92.Lets keep it goin for month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/13/92.Lets all bend over for month.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/14/92. Lets all eat Jello for Gunth.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's still 10/14/92.Wet ball hit fellow in bunth.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/15/92. Fret no more. moves like grunt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. Hit the floor.I'm about to punt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/16/92. What a bore,this cascades a runt.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/17/92. All is quiet on the Western front.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92. Who's that hiding? It's Allen Funt!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/18/92.  It is Sunday, so let's all grunt!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>>Tiss still 10/18/92. The 'Skins won. Still on the hunt! 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>>To fill 10/18/92, have some fun, and pull a stunt!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  I was first!  I was first!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>>It's still 10/19/92.  I think I'm gonna burst.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>>Today is 10/19/92.  You stink like liverwurst.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>>I say, it's 10/19/92. I drink to Patty Hearst.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>>Highway route 10/19/92. You drink or die of thirst.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>>Today is 10/20/92. To last 1 month, this cascade will be a 1st.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}>The date: 10/20/92. Few pass the hunt.This barmaid is the worst.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>}My weight: 10/21/92.Lou,pass the Huntz.My French braid is cursed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>>Is late: 10/21/92. Drew passed dunce. My wrench freight dispursed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}>Today is 10/21/92.  Less than two until George LOSES!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>}Yuk, it's 10/21/92.  Cows go "moo" when they drink boozes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its still 10/21/92.  I'll have a crew when I sail on cruises.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/21/92.  You'll never do what I best doozes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  The festival day for witches and Druids.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  Elvis will play for snitches and Cupids.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm really doing this although it is stupids.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I'm all covered with mud.  I'll go change my soeses.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/22/92.  I've got them stay-in-the-lab-all-night blueses.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  It seems I've followed-up in twoses.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/23/92.  Gads, you have.  What ever shall we do? 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  The world will end in 4 days, so stay cool.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/24/92.  I fell asleep in class, only to wake in a pool of drool.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/25/92.  Little Bo Peep's ass, groaning slowly, shakes so cruel.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/26/92.  This is my boarding pass, I'm flying away, you fool. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  You keep hoarding grass.  I keep eating stool. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need his boarding pass to go back to school.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/27/92.  Bush will need to kiss some ass to get him some stool.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/28/92.  Push pill pee. Christ combs crass. red-rimmed rum rules.
>>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Crush Kill Key!  Waste wombs wash!  Mad-mimed mom mules!
>>>>>>>>>>Today is 10/29/92.  Come-on people!  Lets keep this parade rollin'!!!
>>>>>>>>>It's 10/29/92, do you know where your detachable penis is?
>>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you know where your inflatable penguin in?
>>>>>>>Today is 10/30/92.  Do you show your privates to Ursala K LeGuin?
>>>>>>Tonight's 10/30/92.  No, I blow my privates all over a shapely young Finn.
>>>>>Today is 10/31/92.  Oh, you break out in hives in sex play with dolphins? 
>>>>Today is 11/01/92.  I'm the first one in November.  Beat That!!!
>>>Today is 11/02/92.  If Ross Perot wins in November, I'll eat my hat!
>>Today is still 11/02/92.  Got to remember that I am the HAT!
> Today is 11/05/92.  Bend over, I'll get my baseball bat!

Today is today - this is this and that is that but two ton tessa is still
real fat!
-Pgrady N5UYH
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