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From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Oke S)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (who cares?)
Date: 8 Oct 92 12:12:29 GMT
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: Lloyd_Sumpter@mindlink.bc.ca's message of 8 Oct 92 03:01:48 GMT

In article <16104@mindlink.bc.ca> Lloyd_Sumpter@mindlink.bc.ca (Lloyd Sumpter) writes:
|
|    Ya otta be in Canada (or Britain, I guess) where there's 2 1/2 Cups to a
| pint!
|    BTW, the origins are in Britain, where it used to be that a "foot" was the
| length of the Knog's foot, a "yard" was the distance from his nose to his
| outstretched fingers, an "inch" was the width of his thumb...
|
Knog? What's a knog? I don't remember us having one of those.

(PLEASE, no 'we don't need no steenkin' knogs!' threads...)

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From: jww@evolving.com (John W. Woolley)
Subject: Re: --> WANTED: Scottish ballad (and jokes)
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 1992 22:58:34 GMT
Organization: Evolving Systems, Inc.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Then there was the Scotchman who broke into the neighbour's flat
to gas himself.
-- 
                                   -- John Woolley
"Good pitching will always beat good hitting, and vice versa." -- Casey Stengel
From: miner@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: New Newsgroup
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:05:30 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services


    Newsgroup: misc.popcorn.buttered (moderated) 
    Moderator: orville@redenbacher.com (Orville W. Redenbacher VII)  
 
    This group is for discussion of buttered popcorn, of all varieties. 
    Appropriate postings include questions and answers about where to 
    obtain your favorite brands, popping and buttering techniques,    
    etiquette for eating buttered popcorn in movie theaters, and 
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    (submit to misc.jobs.offered.popcorn.buttering), and postings that 
    fail to mention buttered popcorn, especially postings on UNbuttered 
    popcorn (submit to misc.popcorn.unbuttered), 

    An updated list of answers to Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) 
    about buttered popcorn are posted monthly to this newsgroup.  The 
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          - Jonathan A. Marshall




Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mittle@siena.watson.ibm.com (Josh Mittleman)
Subject: Re: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 19:27:08 GMT
Organization: IBM T. J. Watson Research

> There is a sign on Hwy. 30 in Missouri about 1 hour from St. Louis
> that says:
> 
> St. Clair 12
> 
> Then about 1 mile *closer* to the town of St. Clair is another sign:
> 
> St. Clair 13
> 
> How does a town get farther away as you get closer?

Quantum effects: As you approach the town, you slow down to look for a
bathroom and distances get longer.

===========================================================================
Josh Mittleman (mittle@watson.ibm.com)
J2-C28 T.J. Watson Research Center, PO Box 704, Yorktown Heights, NY  10598
Xref: sparky rec.humor:30676 aus.jokes:1523
From: t9114138@phillip.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 8 Oct 92 14:09:30 GMT
 <1992Oct2.003714.19220@syacus.acus.oz.au> <1992Oct6.082403.202984@uctvax.uct.ac.za>
Organization: RMIT (Bundoora Campus)

In article <1992Oct6.082403.202984@uctvax.uct.ac.za>, barrylev@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>>> I thought IBM stood for "I Bought Macintosh"
>> 
>> Nope, that's  "I Broke Macintosh"

	Isn't it "I Buried Macintosh" ?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Subject: Re: Birthday Greetings to judy@naz.edu
Followup-To: alt.flame
Summary: NOT!
Originator: guckes@medusa
Keywords: prank, birthday
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 16:16:27 GMT

crschuma@naz.edu (Chris Schumacher) writes:

>Today is the birthday of one of my co-workers. We always play practical jokes
>on each other and I thought it would be fun if everybody would mail her
>a birthday greeting. Her name is Judy and she works in the Registrar's
>office of our college. Her e-mail address is  judy@naz.edu
>She'll be turning 29 years old and her Zodiac sign is Libra.
>
>Please send her lots of mail, especially anything birthday
>related, she'll love it 8-)

Yeah - lets send everybody some megabytes of "happy birthday, dude" email!
Don't forget to include copies of "Why beer is better than women" and
append BIG signatures to it, as it is absolutely vital.
It's really fun to clog the net with this.

N O T !

If you would not do it with surface mail - don't do it with email.
Save bandwidth!

Sven@net.police.com | Think before you post!
From: jg4y+@andrew.cmu.edu (James M. Gollick)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Bathroom Graffiti
Date: 16 Oct 92 14:47:22 GMT
Organization: University/Publications & Printing, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA


        This is a place to dump your guts,
        Not a place to bust your nuts,
        Keep it neat keep it clean
        go somewhere else to beat your meat!
From: jggoslin@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Whiplash Smile)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: PURITY TEST: SCORING
Date: 15 Oct 92 20:58:24 GMT
Article-I.D.: vela.jggoslin.719182704
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.

<JAC150@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>      I recently took the 1000 question purity test, and recieved a score of
> 750-yes  250-no. What does this mean.  How does this rate in comparison to
> others.
>Just curious.........

So, Mr Manson, what HAVEN'T you done?

;)
From: 2760carpente@vms.csd.mu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: brothel joke
Date: 9 Oct 1992 01:25:42 GMT
Organization: Marquette University - Computer Services
Reply-To: 2760carpente@vms.csd.mu.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: vmsf.csd.mu.edu



   A Man [Enter your own ethnic/national origin] walks into a brothel and
screams to the Madam, "Me wanna fuck one of your bitches".
   The Madam looks at him and goes," Hey chief, got any money on you?".
At that, he pulls out a wad of bills which makes the Madam happy.  As she
is walking him towards a room, she asks," You've done this before, haven't
you?".  At that he says," No! Me never fuck nobody".  
   The Madam thinks about this and then turns to him. " I can't let you
rip one of my girls apart.  Why don't you go out back and practice on the
tree.  The tree has a nice little hole.".  
   The guy walks out towards the back of the brothel.  He returns to the
brothel 2 weeks later.  The Madam takes his money and takes him to a whore.
She locks the door behind her and leaves.  As she is walking away, she hears
the girl screaming.  She unlocks and throws open the door to find the guy
shoving a broom handle up her cunt.  The Madam screams at him and asks him 
what  he was doing.
   The guy responds," Me looking for bees".

get it ...tree ...hole...bee... hahahahahahahahahahaha.. 

vinny
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Vinny  Carpenter            ! Bang your head against the stage like  :
(414) 344-6791              !      you never  did before             :
2760carpente@vms.csd.mu.edu ! Make it ring, make it bleed, make it   :
P.O.Box 93863               !      really sore                       :
Milwaukee, WI 53233         ! In a frenzied madness with your leather:       
                            !      and your spikes                   :
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ METALLICA RULZ ////////////////////   Whiplash
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: nino@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Marinos Yannikos)
Subject: Re: Cows part 2
Organization: TU Wien, Vienna, Austria
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 11:59:51 GMT

cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761) writes:
: >David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
: >>
: >
: >Damn, another dead article
: Damn, yet another one!
Damn, another cascade!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 22:55:28 GMT

In article <1992Oct10.063755.5843@vicstoy.UUCP> aphelps@vicstoy.UUCP (Austin Phelps) writes:
>In article <183820@pyramid.pyramid.com> lstowell@pyrnova.pyramid.com (Lon Stowell) writes:
>>In article <10559@uqcspe.cs.uq.oz.au> grue@cs.uq.oz.au writes:
>>>pjordan@rp.CSIRO.AU (Patrick Jordan) writes:
>>>
>>>>No, REAL men reject keyboards and just use a soldering iron and wire cutters.
>>>
>>>What are wire cutters for?
>>>
>>>
>>    o Trimming your fingernails
>>
>>    o Removing nose hair
>>
>>    o Quick haircuts
>>
>>    o Trimming rosebushes (seriously that's what they sell for
>>    this.)
>>
>>    o Impromptu vasectomies for hackers messing with your files.
>
>     o Cleaning each ear after six months :)
>
>-- 
>  Austin Phelps - aphelps@vicstoy.oau.org - austin.phelps@oau.org
>           UUCP - {peora,ge-dab,tous,tarpit}!bilver!vicstoy!aphelps
>                - vicstoy Public Access Unix, Orlando FL
>                - (407)299-3661  1200/2400/9600 V.32  24 hours  8N1

 	o do-it-yourself circumcision

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: krueger@engin.umich.edu (Erick Krueger)
Subject: Re: <None>
Date: Fri, 09 Oct 92 18:14:58 EDT
Organization: University of Michigan Engineering, Ann Arbor

>In article <1992Oct5.200519.1807@ucbeh.san.uc.edu> sauerm@ucbeh.san.uc.edu writ
>es:
>I am so horny!!!!!
>
>
>I am a single white female withlarge breasts please write me!!!!!

I've never known a female named Mark before.  :)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jcw@darkwing.uoregon.edu ()
Subject: Re: Bathroom graffiti
Organization: University of Oregon Network Services
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 04:14:06 GMT

In the U of O CIS department's first floor bathroom, I read this between the
tiles: "Grout Expectactions" and "A Call to Groutness."

...well, I thought it was funny...

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: crschuma@naz.edu (Chris Schumacher)
Subject: Birthday Greetings to judy@naz.edu
Keywords: prank, birthday
Organization: Nazareth College of Rochester, NY
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 12:46:32 GMT

Today is the birthday of one of my co-workers. We always play practical jokes
on each other and I thought it would be fun if everybody would mail her
a birthday greeting. Her name is Judy and she works in the Registrar's
office of our college. Her e-mail address is  judy@naz.edu
She'll be turning 29 years old and her Zodiac sign is Libra.

Please send her lots of mail, especially anything birthday
related, she'll love it 8-)

--
crschuma@naz.edu - Chris Schumacher
Nazareth College of Rochester, NY
From: ngubane@cc.und.ac.za (Mandla Ngubane)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Computer Programming Joke
Date: 14 Oct 92 13:55:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: cc.ngubane.63.719070951
Organization: University Of Natal (Durban)
NNTP-Posting-Host: pc23.cc.und.ac.za

In article <1992Oct7.001334.17947@ccu.umanitoba.ca> umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Brian Frank Wawryk) writes:
>Path: shrike.und.ac.za!psgrain!charnel!olivea!spool.mu.edu!darwin.sura.net!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!rpi!utcsri!newsflash.concordia.ca!ccu.umanitoba.ca!umwawry1
>From: umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Brian Frank Wawryk)
>Newsgroups: rec.humor
>Subject: Computer Programming Joke
>Message-ID: <1992Oct7.001334.17947@ccu.umanitoba.ca>
>Date: 7 Oct 92 00:13:34 GMT
>Sender: news@ccu.umanitoba.ca
>Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
>Lines: 20
>Nntp-Posting-Host: pollux.cc.umanitoba.ca
>
>
>
>
>Three computer programmers are sitting around a desk having lunch.
>
>Programmer #1:  When I started writing programs, we never had these
>                sissy icons and windows.  I used to write programs using
>                1's and 0's.
>
>Programmer #2:  You had 1's?  I once wrote a whole database system using
>                only zeroes.
>
>Programmer #3:  You had zeroes?  I had to type an 'O'.
>
>
>----------------
>Brian F Wawryk
>University of Manitoba
>Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
From: guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde)
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 22:32:45 GMT
Subject: Re: DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE !!
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Bellevue Sales
Newsgroups: rec.humor

|	In rec.humor, hoefer4739@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
|
|
|            Just a response to the request for dyslexic jokes.
|


Hi, I'm lsydexic.
From: johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Airplane! script
Date: 6 Oct 92 18:22:26 GMT
Organization: Auspex Systems, Inc.
Originator: news@auspex-gw.Auspex.COM

In article <Bv9JuE.HDC@ais.org> draper@ais.org (Patrick Draper) writes:
>In article <1992Sep27.235911.11105@hubcap.clemson.edu> conradv@eng.clemson.edu writes:
|>In article 1LuRRB1w164w@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us, tony@phsbbs.princeton.nj.us (Anthony Foglia) writes:
|>----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|>>
|>>Can I get a copy too?
|
|Me three!
|

Would somebody just post the damn thing so all these net.neophytes will
stop posting "Me To" to the net.  

And to those that continue to post "Me Too" article would you *please*
learn how to use email?  Maybe "Me Too" should be added to the FAJ
(Frequently Asked Jokes) list.

-- 
+==========================================================================+
| John Fereira     | Auspex Systems | "Auspex does not share my opinions.  |
| johnf@auspex.com | Santa Clara CA |  So Why am I still working here?"    |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jcruz@etch-eshop.Berkeley.EDU (Joey Cruz)
Subject: Phil.Cardinal
Reply-To: jcruz@etch-eshop.Berkeley.EDU (Joey Cruz)
Organization: University of California, Berkeley
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 20:47:31 GMT

Did you know that the name of the Roman Catholic Church Cardinal
in the Philippines is SIN?  yes Cardinal Jaime Sin.

Imelda Marcus will not let her husband be burried until the Philippine
Government will give her husband FULL MILITARY HONOR...
  
Has anyone seen Bill Clinton in an Elvis Presley Costume?
He sure look good with Flower in his mouth and stumping on
a Bush....
From: Lloyd_Sumpter@mindlink.bc.ca (Lloyd Sumpter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (who cares?)
Date: 8 Oct 92 03:01:48 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

> rlwilliams@gallua.gallaudet.edu writes:
>
> Msg-ID: <1992Oct6.161858.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu>
> Posted: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 21:18:58
>
> Org.  : Gallaudet University
>
> >
> > I'm surprised that no one has mentioned this yet, but one of the
> > funniest things about Americans is their system of measurement!
> >
> > 16 ounces = 1 pound (where did the abbrev "lb" come from, anyway?)
> > 12inches = 1 foot
> > 3 feet = 1 yard
> > 5280 feet = 1 mile
> >
> > and then you've got fluid oz vs. the regular kind.
> > 2 cup = 1 pint
>      [ stuff deleted]

   Ya otta be in Canada (or Britain, I guess) where there's 2 1/2 Cups to a
pint!
   BTW, the origins are in Britain, where it used to be that a "foot" was the
length of the Knog's foot, a "yard" was the distance from his nose to his
outstretched fingers, an "inch" was the width of his thumb...



--

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<semi-YAHOO>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
                    Lloyd_Sumpter@mindlink.bc.ca
             "Amiga made it - Commodore screwed it up"
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Software Engineers
Date: 7 Oct 92 12:09:21 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1992Oct6.233540.25301@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
|> Neil W. Van Dyke (neil@cadreor.cadre.com) wrote:
|> : I just saw the following subject line in "misc.jobs.offered":
|> : 
|> :     Subject: Software Engineer Wanted for Medical Research
|> : 
|> : Sounds like it's only a short-term position... :-)
|> : 
|> What is a software engineer? A programmer on overtime?
|> 

It's a programmer with a new title for MORE money!!  B-)
From: herm@coombs.anu.edu.au (Herman H. Fredriksson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Funny Group Names.
Date: 16 Oct 1992 00:25:04 GMT
Organization: Coombs Computing Unit, Australian National University, Canberra.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2

Does anyone have any humorous grouping names.. eg..the proper name
for a group of bankers is...

      A Wunch of Bankers.

:-)
Herm 'No Wucking Forries' 
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|  Things that make you go herm...      <herm@coombs.anu.edu.au> AUS  |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser)
Subject: Re: Hail Caesar!
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 20:02:12 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division

Veni, Vidi, Visa.

I came, I saw, I bought.
-- 

 To the cat, the experimenter is problematic.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ganz@resumix.portal.com (Jonathan Ganz)
Subject: Murphy's Law - the conundrum
Organization: Resumix Inc.
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 18:36:33 GMT

Murphy's Law: The worst thing that can happen is that things
              will get worse.


-- 
Oh my, I really need a better sig....
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pdlemass@unix2.tcd.ie (Something original)
Subject: Re: Cows part 2
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 14:13:42 GMT

In <1992Oct7.115951.18000@email.tuwien.ac.at> nino@vmars.tuwien.ac.at (Marinos Yannikos) writes:

>cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761) writes:
>: >David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
>: >>
>: >
>: >Damn, another dead article
>: Damn, yet another one!
>Damn, another cascade!
No.
From: DaPete@cup.portal.com (Pete o Wilkinson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Re. Bathroom Graffiti
Date: Thu,  8 Oct 92 15:40:13 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

My favorite, written next to the condom machine at Cal's in Sunnyvale:

"This is the worst gum I've ever tasted!"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dapete>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
From: aberigan@nde.unl.edu (A. Berigan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bumpersticker
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:53:54 GMT
Organization: Ord High School, Ord, NE
NNTP-Posting-Host: nde.unl.edu

tma4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ) writes:

>Another bumper sticker:
>
>PICKARD/RIKER IN 92

I take it that that is not verbatum?

>|       //////////  //   ///     << TMA4@LEHIGH.EDU -=- SES3@LEHIGH.EDU >>  |
>|      //////////      ///           Terry Auspitz        Sarai Spohn       |
>|           ///      ///            Stephanie Ridley       Matt Peck        |
>|          ///     ////////      << SLR7@LEHIGH.EDU -=- MRP2@LEHIGH.EDU >>  |

-- 
     __o          (10/3)  1/      (11/3)
  __p\<,_       WF      + /(10-WF)
__(")/ (`)__     
~~~~~~~~~~~~ aberigan@nde.unl.edu (Greg Berigan)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.computers
From: bygg@sunet.se (Johnny Eriksson)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Royal Institute of Technology, Stockholm, Sweden
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 15:17:13 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.050141.19044@news.columbia.edu> Charles Lasner writes:

!>|>01011001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100
!     Y          e       s        ,       space     a         n       d
!
!the rest deleted, including the C code following it.
!
!A Real Programmer (tm) can translate the bitstrings faster into ASCII code
!than the time it takes to edit the C code out of the post, much less 
!compile and load and execute it, not to mention edit the strings into
!acceptible form to use as input.  
!
!Just memorize the codes or look it up if you are a wimp, and read the bits,
!and you'll get the message.

I guess that I'm an Integer Programmer then, since I used TECO to decode
the message.

<
  s^Ed$;r\ux 0un$

  (qx-01111111)"> 128%n$ (qx-10000000)ux'
  (qx-00111111)">  64%n$ (qx-01000000)ux'
  (qx-00011111)">  32%n$ (qx-00100000)ux'
  (qx-00001111)">  16%n$ (qx-00010000)ux'
  (qx-00000111)">   8%n$ (qx-00001000)ux'
  (qx-00000011)">   4%n$ (qx-00000100)ux'
  (qx-00000001)">   2%n$ (qx-00000010)ux'
  (qx-00000000)">   1%n$ (qx-00000001)ux'

  qn-10"e13^T'
  qn^T
>
$$

The dollar signs are <ESC>, as usual in this context.

!cjl

--Johnny
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 17:32:08 GMT

ftit@hamburg.engin.umich.edu (Sergej Roytman) writes:
> bena@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Ben Aveling) writes:
> | Joe Leger (monalisa@wam.umd.edu) wrote:
> | : 
> | : Real men _type_ in commands they
> | : want to use.........

> | REAL men hard-wire it.

> REAL MEN ENTER IT BY TAPPING TWO WIRES TOGETHER.  IN ALL-CAPS.

01011001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100
00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01101000 01100001
01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110100
01100011 01101000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100001 00100000
01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01110010 01111001
01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110010
01100101 01101101 01100101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 00100000
01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000
01000001 01010011 01000011 01001001 01001001 00100000 01100011 01101111
01100100 01100101 01110011 00100001 00100001 00100000 00111010 00101101
00101001 00001010 !!

ObJoke:

01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01100100
01101111 01100111 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101001 01100011 01101011
00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101001 01110010 00100000 01100100
01101001 01100011 01101011 01110011 00111111 00001010 01000010 01100101
01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000
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#include <standard_disclaimer.h>