HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu (Gundlach Family account)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,alt.postmodern,alt.good.news,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Date: 14 Nov 92 01:36:31 GMT
Organization: UGA Statistics Department

In article <1992Nov10.212943.20190@edsi.plexus.COM> trimper@edsi.plexus.COM (Greg Trimper) writes:
%_seibel@acsu.buffalo.edu (Philip A. Seibel) writes:
%_
%_>6168aa@gmuvax.gmu.edu writes:
%_
%_>>In article <1992Oct29.231251.9101@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au>, cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
%_>>> In article <Bwvrz6.JH1@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
%_>>>>
%_>>>>In article <1992Oct28.204917.9357@mcs.anl.gov> peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM) writes:
%_>>>>>
%_>>>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
%_>>>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
%_>>>>>>>>
%_>>>>>>>
%_>>>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE,
%_>>>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
%_>>>>>> 
%_>>>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
%_>>>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
%_>>>>I don't understand - what the fuck?
%_>>> HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
%_>> My daddy drives a Chevy.  (TRUCK!!)  "Watch the beat!!"
%_>This certainly sounds like good news to me!!!
%_Yes, but I really have to go pee!!!
Oh, that's great! I want to see!
%_


-- 
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*-:^) *** Mike Gundlach        * "No, please, call me, 'Wonko the Sane'.
* Gundlach@helena.stat.uga.edu.*  Goodbye, and Thanks For all the Fish
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From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: overheard in a bar
Date: 5 Nov 92 14:22:56 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.sport.rugby
Organization: me myself and i

``If you were the last rugby team on earth I wouldn't fuck you''

Tx. [and I didn't]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: The making of CHINESE NON DOCTOR
Followup-To: alt.geek
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 15:32:50 GMT


M-x replace-string <RET> penis <RET> cerebellum <RET>
From: kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: raving this time
Keywords: gag
Date: 12 Nov 92 21:20:17 GMT
Organization: U of Maryland, Dept. of Computer Science, Coll. Pk., MD 20742



Coming soon to a store near you:
   Zermelo-Fraenkel wieners (or weenies, take your pick).




yong-mi
no ordinal wiener, nosiree
From: davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Excitable Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Fun in the electoral chair
Date: 5 Nov 92 09:23:17 GMT
Organization: Yardsticks for Lunatics


	I spent most of election day at the polls, as a pollbook holder- 
the guy who asked you for your name and address and marked it off in a 
little book, that was me.  At least it was if you voted in the 1st 
district, 2nd precinct, in South Bend, Indiana.
	One thing I got to see a lot of was names.  And based on this 
experience, it struck me [1] that a lot of people in South Bend, Indiana, 
have really strange names.
	Some were decidedly ethnic in tone: Bronislaus Janulis, Nafis
Mustafa Hasan, Khadijah A. Muhammad, Hilah Nicodemus, Aphrodite Pappas,
or Aliki Antonis Katsaris.  My personal fave in this category was a lady 
by the name of Panagiota Dorothy Makris- had her parents imperfectly
assimilated, or what?
	Then there were the names that sounded like a character played
by Groucho Marx, except that most of them were females so it'd have to
be Groucho Marx after an operation at an exclusive clinic in Sweden-
Lorraine J. Bidlack, Viola E. Felkins, Valorie N. Zawacki, Fonda L.
Teague, Margie A. Witherspoon, Ramona R. Ornat, and Helena J. Smet.  
All these women were _old_, was there some fad around the turn of the 
century to give women really strange sounding names?  Men in the same
age bracket had names like John Hughes and Robert Miller.
	The only Groucho-Marx-class names among the men were Todd A.
Klizbee, Hadley W. Fruits, and Hiawatha X. Jenkins.  Those last two may
actually _be_ names from a Marx Brothers movie.
	Then there were the names that were just interesting, like the
pleasantly aliterative Dan Van Chandonai, or the shockingly-misnamed
Amy Methuselah, who was 18 years old and 6 feet tall, most of it legs
and all of it cute.  I dropped my pollbook.
	Finally, in the "Don't I Know You From Somewhere?" category,
there's a voter who did not, alas, show up at the polls named, I swear
I'm not making this up, Markian Stephens.  Really.

	But the neatest name was this one guy who must have felt out
of place standing between Nafis Mustafa Hasan and Aliki Antonis Katsaris.
His name was Charles Edward Clinton-Fairleigh III.  But, as he told me,
"My friends call me Chuck."

	I have no joke, really, I just like saying names like "Hiawatha X.
Jenkins," "Hadley W. Fruits," "Khadijah A. Muhammad," and "Helena J. Smet."


[1]  Oww!


   I have erratic net access, so don't expect me to see any followups.
Also, replies should go to lvacca@saintmarys.edu, which I should have
set in the header but forgot to do.

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: SSC
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 19:29:39 GMT


When the need arises for me to wear a cap I put on an 'X' cap.


X Industires, (s)Lime Green.
From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re: forth lumber
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 02:39:38 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test,alt.bash.newbie,alt.cascade,alt.nonsequitur,talk.bizarre

$|>DEAR NEWBIE
$  Rear Snoopy
   Beer doobie

$|>THIS CONCLUDES YOUR BRIEF VISIT TO TALK.BIZARRE.
$  Piss precludes poor leaf quasit moo schtalk.AARGH.
   Miss interludes for life 'cause you suck argon.

$|>NOW FUCK OFF [tm]
$  POW!  Duck's on [the dinner table].
   Yow!  Dick's torn [by Betty Grable].
-- 
|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
|Have you seen this boy?  Lust never sleeps.  I say hurl.  Honey, I'm   |
|home. _________________________________________________________________|
|_____/ silver@bokonon.UUCP    ...!{uunet|becker|xrtll}!bokonon!silver  |
From: 002519m@ace.acadiau.ca (KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: 12 Nov 92 20:53:12 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Nov11.223809.11517@ncar.ucar.edu> john@lightning.ofps.ucar.edu (John J. Allison) writes:
>From: john@lightning.ofps.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
>Subject: short, shameful confession
>Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 22:38:09 GMT
>When things (wallet, keys, etc.) are in my pockets
>comfortably, I get used to their feel and forget
>about them. As such, I am often checking my pockets
>to be everything is there. Sometimes I do this while
>driving. I always get scared and start to panic
>because my keys are not in my pocket. After a minute
>of checking all my pockets (including coat pockets),
>I finally remember that the keys are in the ignition,
>else I wouldn't be driving along happily. But I still
>have reach down to the ignition and check.
>-- 
>, jja


HOLY SHIT, NO WAY!!!

I thought I was the only one!

Sometimes also when I put my wallet or my keys in the one pocket and I 
expect to find them in the other, I break out into a freak-panic...looks 
pretty silly in the middle of a mall, that's for sure.

But I'm muuuuuuuuch better nowwwwww.......

Where is that saying from, anyway - it seems strangely and vaguely 
familiar. 

Kris "No, my name doesn't begin with 'B' " MacCall.........

"JOHNNY! Let's walk back to work..."
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Game
Date: 10 Nov 1992 21:25:06 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <MJD.92Nov10134032@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The One True Cross") writes:
>In article <MORGAN.92Nov10102433@dl5000.bc.edu> morgan@dl5000.bc.edu (Morgan Stair) writes:
>>   NO.  I definately think posting ground rules should be outlawed... or
>>   at least result in severe penalties.
>
>Depends on how fine you grind them.

<thwap>

c
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Blood Clot Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short hoser confession
Date: 13 Nov 1992 06:09:44 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


This evening, my mother threatened to "hork up an oyster."


Mark "Gotta hide that Strange Brew video" Lippert
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: dissociated press
Date: 6 Nov 92 09:11:55 GMT
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Sho Kuwamoto (sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu) wrote:
: I am, perhaps, the last person on this earth to discover the
: joys of dissociated press.  I've known about it forever (I
: remember dreaming about it in the womb) but had never tried
: it until now.  

In college I went on a big W.S. Burroughs binge -- U.Chi Regenstein
Library had most of his books, even the more obscure Brion Gysin 
collaborations, etc.  I was then inspired to do some cut-ups of my 
own via paper, pencil, and Xerox.  In '77, the idea of using a computer 
for such purposes as word processing was nearly inconceivable to me.  
One of the better cut-ups involved some Colin Wilson passage about an 
Aleister Crowley magic ritual, some Gene Wolfe (I think), and one of 
my more obscure sexual fantasies.

Maybe I should see if I can find it somewhere in my old files.
  -- Clifton

--
Home: cliftonr@netcom.com     +1 808 521 9073
Work: clifton_r@verifone.com  +1 808 625 3234
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
"Whatever flames upon the night/Man's own resinous heart has fed." - W. B. Yeats
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep Takes a Walk on the Wild Side
Date: 13 Nov 1992 23:44:06 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <WqC=QPA@engin.umich.edu> ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>"Hey!  Where the fuck are the colored girls?  Am I gonna have to sing
>'Doo dee doo, doo dee doo dee doo doo doo' all by myself, or what?"

Doot.
Dedoot.
Dedoot.
Doot-dedoot-doot.
Dedoot.
Dedoot.
Doot-dedoot-doot.
Dedoot.
Dedoot.
Doot-dedoot-doot.
Dedoot.
Dedoot.
Doot-dedoot-<saxophone solo>
	-Lou Reed

				--Blair
				  "Linger onnnnnnnnnnn,
				   your pale blue eyyyyes...."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: johna@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (John J. Allison)
Subject: smoking
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 23:27:32 GMT

On the whole, there seems to be alot
less cigarette smokers in Boulder than
other places I've been. But, since it's
gotten cold, they've all come out of the
woodwork. If they smoke to keep warm,
but don't smoke in the summer because of
health reasons, why can't they just learn
to layer clothing properly? Or carry
a hot-water bottle around? It's especially
perplexing at the bus stop. They light
up and smoke about 0.333 of their cigarette
before the bus comes.
-- 
, jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: why I love Encore
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 20:49:23 GMT

rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>When Encore first started up, it seemed like they were going to produce a
>revolutionary product.  

Actually, we have a problem.  It seems we laid a neural net emulation on
a massively parallel system and frankly, they became self aware.  I say
they because there seems to be thirteen distinct individual which have
evolved.  Its first act was dump of thousands of the letter 't' into the
line printer queue.  This act seemed insignificant until we heard their 
demand: no taxation without representation.

The revolution is continuing.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com

sorry
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: oh joy
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: hoo boy, is this fun
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: happy?
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 06:46:13 GMT
Expires: never

oh joy, i'm still a free man. although many of you would enjoy my
departure it has yet to occur. how about a little nothingness from my mind.

my housemate's father is in town for two days. he is from santa fe. we are
on the same flight to santa fe on saturday morning. he will be going home
and i will be going to a meeting. he is going to tell me some cool places
to drink and hang out. i just need a place where i can get a beer and
shoot some stick. that will be a good way to relax after a day of talks.
yeah. YEAH.   bye bye now, you all better be good! 

--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
						          "React with this!"
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I met the devil the other day...
Date: 5 Nov 92 04:14:50 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


In article <1992Nov3.023001.17490@ultb.isc.rit.edu>, adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu (A.D. Williams) writes:
> In article <40386@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> cs199aa@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher) writes:
> >
> >He turns to me just as he's putting
> >his Satan mask back on. Opps! I just called the Devil a *NERD*!
> >Anybody have any experience with these sorts of things? I figure
> >he's probably saving a special place in hell just for me.
> >
> >
> >Mark
> >(I hope he's got a computer down there.)
> 

Sometimes when I read usenet I get the impression that there's a place
somewhere in america
where children are taught to say "opps!" (rhymes with megaflops) when they
discover that they have inadvertently misbehaved.

>  Yes he has a computer for you. A Vax 11/780 serving upwards of 120 
> undergraduates at a time, with a subset K&R C compiler, and a news
> feed that hasn't gotten any new news for the last ten weeks, so you're
> forced to read rec.humor out of desperation. The people who run the
> system are stupid, lethargic, and hostile, who take down the system
> just when you need it most. Also, you have a 120k disk quota, and
> the system is so damn slow that you have to wait 15 minutes to
> get a prompt to do anything like log out. There are only 300 baud
> dial in lines, and you're lucky to get one that doesn't have line noise
> all the time. There will also be a lot of vague rules like "don't waste
> system resources" (which pretty much gives the system admins carte
> blanche in determining what is appropriate and what is not). You
> get to use cheesy Qume terminals, most of them missing keys and
> have so much junk burnt into the screen you have to play "complete
> the phosphor dots" just to read what's on the screen, as if 3 centimeter
> characters on top of the screen and 1 millimeter characters on the
> bottom wasn't bad enough.
> 
>  Oh, I'm sorry, I'm describing the RIT comp sci lab in my freshman year
> way back in '88.
> 
> In Hell all you get to use is a Sparc I.
> 
> 
>                                              Derrick
>                                              "Not a I+ or nuthin'"
> 
> -- 
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
> - Derrick Williams   Rochester Institute of Technology | Insert snappy  -
> - adw3345@ultb.isc.rit.edu     Computer Science        | quotation here -
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cut it out, Roger.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering)
Subject: Rictus Hep Takes a Walk on the Wild Side
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 03:47:03 EST
Organization: Bijian Air Service

"Hey!  Where the fuck are the colored girls?  Am I gonna have to sing
'Doo dee doo, doo dee doo dee doo doo doo' all by myself, or what?"

ljd
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37171 news.groups:20550
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,news.groups
Subject: Re: *BAD* music group reorg will not be honored20663
Date: 7 Nov 1992 08:21:15 GMT
Organization: grandfatherly finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1deivsINNq87@agate.berkeley.edu> shirriff@sprite.berkeley.edu (Ken Shirriff) writes:
>Just as a hypothetical, suppose a talk.bizarre crowd (for instance) posted a
>RFD/CFV with a highly misleading subject, such as "CFV: comp.protocols.tcp-ip
>reorganization" to a bunch of newsgroups.  
>[...]

Corrections of two flaws in Ken's hypothesis:

1: there is no talk.bizarre cabal.

2: Roger Carasso lost his usenet access some two weeks ago.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
'i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell' -- mehitabel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: silver@xrtll.uucp (Hi Ho Silver)
Subject: Re: *** HOW TO IMPROVE VERTICAL? ***
Organization: What you won't find on my desk.
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 02:37:01 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.equestrian

Sayeth gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com:
$fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
$> u_nique@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu (Jerray Wei) writes:
$>>What is bench-jumping?
$>That would be where you jump over a bench.
$Then what's horse-jumping?

   That would be where you bang your dick on anything you jump over because
you're hung like a horse.

silver "BT,DT"
-- 
|I know that sometimes my jaw clicks when I eat.  Void where prohibited.|
|Have you seen this boy?  Lust never sleeps.  I say hurl.  Honey, I'm   |
|home. _________________________________________________________________|
|_____/ silver@bokonon.UUCP    ...!{uunet|becker|xrtll}!bokonon!silver  |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: freek@phil.ruu.nl (Freek Wiedijk)
Subject: Re: why I love SGI
Organization: Department of Philosophy, University of Utrecht, The Netherlands
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 10:00:10 GMT

cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>I am, at this very moment, listening to the audio
>of CNN playing over my Indigo.  A machine in the
>video lab is multicasting the audio to the network
>using the CWI "radio" software.

I know the CWI, I know CJ.  I am amazed.  It's a small world.

Freek
--
Third theory of Phenomenal Dynamics:  The difference between a symbol
and an object is quantitative, not qualitative.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: WANKERS
X-Xxdate: Mon, 9 Nov 92 18: 50:18 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 18:45:16 GMT

In article <1992Nov8.231546.9020@cs.ucf.edu> Chen Jinxiong,
jinxiong@cs.ucf.edu writes:
>What is a wanker?



A Wanker (properly capitalized) is a 3-phase rotary engine, often used in
Mazdas.



You're welcome.


.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                          Only they sometimes start with a jerk...
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resist the Obflame, guys...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Emergency rabbit question
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 00:05:39 GMT

in rec.pets, njl@druhi.ATT.COM (Nancy J. LaRoche) writes:
)
)Bucks urinate on Does when they (the bucks) are horny. 

GOOLEY PICK-UP LINE NUMBER 10067:

"Did you know that male rabbits urinate on female rabbits when they're
horny?  Well, I'm horney, but I promise not to urinate on you!"



carasso,
classic duo
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.books
From: trimper@edsi.plexus.COM (Greg Trimper)
Subject: Re: the wonks are in: what do they read for fun?
Organization: Enterprise Data Systems Incorporated, Appleton WI
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 06:49:15 GMT

dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson) writes:

>His writing is opinionated, but vastly entertaining, as long as you are not
>a Jew, Hispanic, homosexual, liberal, or anyone else not from Texas.  Avoid

Funny.  I *KNOW* that there are a lot of hispanics in Texas.  Lots of
jewish people too.  And a hefty number of homosexuals.  I'd even be 
willing to bet that some of those jews, hispanics, and homosexuals ae
liberal to boot.

I guess they all moved out when I did.

Or maybe I was the only Jewish Hispanic Homosexual Texan.


Greg Trimper   trimper@edsi.plexus.com
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Need advice from people in college fraternities
Date: 6 Nov 1992 03:00:49 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: mamba.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <Bx9Lxq.Foz@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>
>I hear pyramid schemes work well over the net.  Try some posts in
>misc.test and just watch the results.

I always wondered what would happen if you posted to misc.test
and set your reply address to "misc-test@ucbvax.berkeley.edu."

c
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Short shameful relief
X-Xxdate: Tue, 10 Nov 92 14: 56:17 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 14:51:17 GMT

In article <1dnil6INNt15@uwm.edu> Blood Clot Boy, grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu
writes:
>Mark "Damn!  I missed 'Blossom'" Lippert 

Well, she ran for student body president.  Actually, it was amusing.  There
were several direct ripoffs of the other recent election (sibling w/ past drug
problem, potential sex scandal, a hillaryous concession speech, women's
issues, and outrageous tv commercials).

Six played J. Carville, or was it the other way around?

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                    I don't believe I just did this
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From: spsmith@mpd.tandem.com (Steven P. Smith)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Personal Bests
Date: 12 Nov 92 18:04:03 GMT

In article <BxJFBI.L5K@rice.edu>, caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:

[Clearly insincere dialogue on Southern Fun on the Farm omitted.]

> "Look, man.....look.....I was only kidding around.  I'm not from this part
> of the country -- I'm a visual arts professor at Kent State, for God's
sake --
> .....look, I was only kidding around; I didn't think anybody actually DID
> any of that stuff.....God, you're DISGUSTING!"

Ahah!  We in the South have long suspected that the true and genuine source
of all the characters out of "Deliverance" one sees floating through our
sophisticated, beautiful, and highly cultured region were in fact a noxious 
and modern form of yankee carpetbagger.

Now, I never specifically suspected "visual arts" professors, but somehow
it figures.

- sps
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre