From: ichikawa@bonsai.cs.uiuc.edu (Itaru Ichikawa)
Newsgroups: fj.jokes
Subject: XMAS
Summary: Long, long, long ago. Once upon a time, there was a....
Date: 14 Dec 92 17:11:12 GMT
Distribution: fj
Organization: HCI Lab., Dept. Comp. Sci. UIUC, IL, USA.

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