From: kumar@syd.dit.CSIRO.AU (V.R.Kumar)
Subject: Re: S Ve Shekar Jokes...
Organization: CSIRO Division of Info Tech, Sydney, Australia
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 22:54:18 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.020429.113@sol.UVic.CA> asrini@sanjuan (Anand Srinivasan) writes:
>Mahabharadatil Mangatha:
>
>Actors in the Scene : Scientist's Brother, S.Ve Shekar
>
>SB's brother is a scientist, SB is a film producer, and
>SV is a story writer.
>
>SB :  Engannan oru periya vinghyani, manushangalai mirugamai
>	mathugira marundellam kandu pidipaar, aana athukku
>	maathu marundu mattum kandae pidikamattAr.
>
>SV :  yaen?
>
>SB : Athu avarukku theriyadhu!
>.
>.
>.
>
>SV and SB travel ahead of time and reach some place in future (23rd century
>or sometime like that)
>
>SV : enna sir idhu, periya periya kattadama irukku... endha ooru
>	ithu?
>
>Some Person : Neenga vandu irukkira idam "West Mambalam".
>
>SV : Mambalama? namba mudiyalaiye! ah! idhu enna ivaluvu periya
>	prani?
>
>SP : kOsu
>
>SV : ivvalavu periya kOsuva? appa ithu west mambalam thaan.
>
>SP : itha mattum engalala kattu paduthave mudiyalai.
>
>

Some more jokes of S V Shekar :

Mr.X : Sir, naan thanjavurulae irunthu varaen ?

SVS  : Oho, appadiyaa !

Mr.X : Sir, thanjaavoorulae bayangara veyyil.

SVS  : Ithae sollavaa thanjaavoorulae irunthu vareenga ?

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From SVShekar's Vanna Kolangal :

Mr.X : Hey, nee ennudaya palaya student Ramasubbu ilae ?

Mr.Y : (To himself) Ayyayyoe, intha aalu ennudaya school kanakku
       vaathyaar, kumbakonam rajagopal. Ivaen yaen ingae vanthaan ?

Mr.X : Ennadaa Ramasubbu paarththum paarkaamae porae ?

Mr.Y : Illae sir. Kavanikkilae sir.

Mr.X : Ippoe ennadaa pannittu irukkae ?

Mr.Y : Ippoe oru company ilae manageraa irukkaen sir !!

Mr.X : Manageraavaa ? Aamaa PUC pass panniniyaa ?

Mr.Y : Pass pannittaen sir. Number kooda paperulae vanthuthae.

Mr.X : Athukku appuram enna pannunae ?

Mr.Y : Anthae paperai kadaiyilae pottuttaen sir !

Mr.X : Poi sollaathae.

Mr.Y : Saththiyamaa antha paperai kadaiyilae pottuttaen sir.

Mr.X : Naan sonnathu, PUC pass pannittaennu poi sollaathae. Nee
       makkaachchae. Saree, appuram enna pannunae ?

Mr.Y : B.A padichchaen sir....

Mr.X : B.A. vaaaaaa ??

Mr.Y : Yaen kaelvi pattathae ilaiyaa ?

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SVShekar is cleaning his room when his wife comes to his back with
coffee for him. Without noticing her presence, SV Shekar's mop 
hits the coffee cup and so his wife drops the coffee cup on the
floor.

Wife : Ayyayyoe coffee ellaam keelae kottiduchchae !!

SVS : Yaendi, coffee kodukka varumpoethu munnaadi vanthu kodikkukaamae
      bomb vaekkiravan maadhiri pinnaalae vanthu kodukkariyae !!

Wife : Ippoethuthaan veedu ellaam kazhuvunaen. Innamum kaayalae.
       Athukkullae coffeeyai kottitteengalae.

SVS : Innamum kaayalaiyaa ? Poi sollaathae. (SVS walks and slips and
falls down).

SVS : (Vazhinthukittae....) Aamaa innamum kaayalae.

Wife : Vaelaikkaarikku vachiruntha nalla coffeeyai unga kittae kotukka
       vanthaen paarunga. Ennai seruppalae adichchukkanum.

SVS : Athukkaellaam ippoe naeram illae. 

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It will be more fun to watch the drama on TV rather than explaining
it.

Anbudan,

V R Kumar

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