From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Amiga ==> God ?
Date: 11 Sep 92 20:16:55 GMT
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501

>=====
>Erwin Del Pinal			=	     		Yes there is pain,
>paiz@ingres.com			=	     |	  0	but...
>Quality Control, Manufacturing	=	     |   0
>				=	_____|__0_
>INGRES Product Division		=	     | 0	"Our Hope is deeper than
>Manufacturing Department	=	0    |0		the pain we often feel"
>2220 West Winton		=	 0   0
>Hayward, Ca 94545		=	  0 0|			-King's X
>(510) 732-8182 ext 3006		=	   0 |
>---------------------A stage? No, this is not a stage.--------------------------
>Standard Disclaimer applies.... 

Opps, yes mom, I DID drop it on the way home and seems to have fallen appart.
I'll go back to the store and get a new one.



=====
Erwin Del Pinal                 =                       Yes there is pain,
paiz@ingres.com                 =            |    0     but...
Quality Control, Manufacturing  =            |   0
                                =       _____|__0_
INGRES Product Division         =            | 0        "Our Hope is deeper than
Manufacturing Department        =       0    |0         the pain we often feel"
2220 West Winton                =        0   0
Hayward, Ca 94545               =         0 0|                  -King's X
(510) 732-8182 ext 3006         =          0 |
---------------------A stage? No, this is not a stage.--------------------------
Standard Disclaimer applies....


Oh my. Is that an "Amiga is God" or "Vote Christian" graphic? Either is
quite frightening.

Let's pretend it's 1991:

Amiga Check						1
BIG religious icon					2 (it's big, you see)
More white space than you can shake a stick at		1 
Snail mail address for you letter bombers out there	1
Stupid Disclaimer					1
Stupid Quote that can't even stand on it's own		1
Even more lame self quote				1
Phone number WITH EXTENSION so you can ask
	for Prince Albert in a can			1
Big loopy check that flys appart like hubcaps 
	in an LA pileup (Tab damage)			1
No Sarah McLachlan quote				1
40 column club						1
11 lines						1.75
                                                   ----------
						       13.75 pts.



Stirrup pants have definately passed their prime, don't you thin --Oh, you
bothered reading this far? Well, in all honesty I've rather forgotten what
comes next. I imagine I say something like, "Hooray for Erwin! Hooray for
13.75! Celebrate this attainment of poor taste by sticking a ferret
in your pants." 



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Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle
Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle Oggle

Oops, sorry. That's someone else. These time machines are difficult
things, you know.



"I must use all catch phrases to death in an attempt at conformity, including
 TMMMDI. People on the net CERTAINLY do not appreciate originality."
 net.sheep@hell.edu

Nope, not quite right either...


BigGeorge@texas.leeds.ac.uk
"I don't mind so much being dead, except for the maggots." -Lady Caroline Spam

Almost. I imagine you can continue if you want now. *I'd* skip the rest of
this if I were you.



Really. I'm afraid I have no easter eggs for you.




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