HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: davevh@cs.arizona.edu (Dave "~{Mr4sP[~}" Van Horn)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Borg?
Date: 10 Jan 93 01:34:19 GMT
Organization: U of Arizona CS Dept, Tucson


	Yah know, alt.french.captain.borg.borg.borg may just be the
alt.music.rush of 93.

In article <1993Jan9.232302.16542@netcom.com> jwells@netcom.com (Court Jester) writes:
>-- 
>     || (||)  The Court Jester               "Citizens of the planet
>     ||       From the House of Xon   \    /  Earth...  We bring you
>  () || ()    Long live The Leader!    \  /   greetings, and we come
>     ||                                 \/    in peace."
>(||) ||       jwells@netcom.netcom.com       "Resist.... or perish!"


	I know WTFITB? posts are supposed to be stale, but *What the
Fuck is that barphic?*  Either of them.

	--Davevh@netcom.netcom.wpi.wpi.double.double.your.refreshment.edu
--
Dvae, err... Dave Van Horn. ( ~{Mr4sP[~} )
#include <std_disclaimer.happy.happy.joy.joy>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.good.news,alt.religion.kibology
From: mdw@db.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Your help is needed! Please read
Organization: Jim's Burger Hut 
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 03:10:27 GMT

In article <RSHOLMES.93Jan7134143@rodan.syr.EDU> rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:
>In article <C0GHvD.EqA@athena.cs.uga.edu> troy@athena.cs.uga.edu (Troy Johnson) writes:
>
>>and you feel fits in the category of "Noble Rhetoric" or "Snappy
>>Comeback" in some vague way, please e-mail the suggestion to me
>>with the word "QUOTE SUGGESTION" as the subject line.  
>
>How about "It's a katana, ya midwestern computer geek"?

Sorry. Taken.

Besides, "Your Sig is Ugly" fits much more in line with the canonical
idea of "Noble Rhetoric"/"Snappy Comeback" than the aforementioned "IAKYMWCG".

And George didn't say you could quote Tom Payne without his permission.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh     mdw@tc.cornell.edu     Cornell Theory Center
  "It's a Katana, ya Midwestern computer geek." --Tom Payne
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Balkanization of Canada
Keywords: Nah, I still think I have a more active sex life than the Meach.
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 14:44:54 GMT

gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary) writes:
>In article <1993Jan7.232208.14242@sifon.cc.mcgill.ca> loki@nazgul.Physics.McGill.CA (Loki Jorgenson) writes:
>>---                            _    ___
>>'gards,                        \\  / ___\
>>                                \\(=/___   
>>Loki Jorgenson                   \/ ___/         node:  loki@Physics.McGill.CA
>>Keeper of the Reviews (KotR)     / /             ftp:	ftp.Physics.McGill.CA
>>Physics, McGill University      / // \           fax:   (514) 398-6526
>>Montreal Quebec CANADA         / / \  \          phone: (514) 398-7027
>>                              / /   \  \
>>			     (o/     \__)
>>
[love that tab damage]

>In a true move twords balkanization, Quebec decides to adopt discarded 
>soviet communist logos as nationalist symbols.

What?  The pipe wrench and the curling broom were communist logos?

>--
>George F. McQuary 
>"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
"Maude: bored and dangerous to gnaw" - Frank Muir, "My Word"

-- 
Read the header.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: dxy54@cas.org (Dennis Yep)
Subject: Re: Games
Organization: Chemical Abstracts Service, Columbus, Ohio
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 20:13:37 GMT

>
>Here endeth the lesson.
>
>                                                               _         __
>        \ Simon Fraser Univ. / SFU does not admit to having | | >| | ^  |
>--       \ Burnaby, B.C.    / opinions of its own; any that | |< | |/-\ |-
>Keith Lim \ V5A 1S6 Canada / are found above are mine only  | |_>|_|| | |




	I am a rank beginner. What does BUAF mean?

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dennis Yep                                   Internet: dxy54@cas.org
Chemical Abstracts Service                   Bitnet: dxy54@cas.bitnet
Columbus, OH 43210                           Phone: (614)447-3600 Ext. 2456
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From: davevh@cs.arizona.edu (Dave "~{Mr4sP[~}" Van Horn)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: mmmmmmm...
Date: 6 Jan 93 00:08:18 GMT
Organization: U of Arizona CS Dept, Tucson

In article <SHABBY.93Jan5183549@beeblebrox.mit.edu> shabby@Athena.MIT.EDU (Chris Shabsin) writes:
>handi-snacks...
>--
>-Chris Shabsin
>-shabby@athena.mit.edu
>-member, SIPB, PWLCSBHNM, MITMB, VWA, MITCC, PWN, LSI
>-"You got the power, you got the might, get ready for battle, beat
>	that Black Knight!"
>					-Black Knight pinball game...
	(That's all he wrote.)

	Yes, but is he a member of the FWL or 80CC?

				--Davevh@mit.accepted.this.dweeb.edu



--
Dvae, err... Dave Van Horn. ( ~{Mr4sP[~} )
#include <std_disclaimer.happy.happy.joy.joy>
From: kurtg@yang.earlham.edu (Son of Scribbler)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: How forgiving is TURBO pascal concerning strings?
Date: 5 Jan 93 02:30:02 GMT
Organization: Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana

In article <1993Jan1.081022.20895@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, mcochran@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark A. Cochran) writes:
> In article <1992Dec31.034702.15528@lugb.latrobe.edu.au> cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:
>>In comp.lang.pascal article <Dec30.182812.50953@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> hallch@CS.ColoState.EDU (christopher hall) writes:
> 
>>>/--------------------------------------------------------------------------\
>>>|    The world cannot end today because it is tomorrow in Australia...     |
>>>|                                                                          |
>>>|       |________          Chris Hall                                      |
>>>| ||OOO||________>         hallch@handel.colostate.edu                     |
>>>|       |                                                                  |
>>>\__________________________________________________________________________/
>>>
>>
>>Over the GMcQ limit, sig outside of borders, mention of Australia (a
>>snazzy country observable only from the Southern Hemisphere), redundant
>>email address and YES!! YES!! YES!! My very first sword-in-a-sig!  (it's 
>>a digital sword - the power of the ones and zeroes is sufficient to remove 
>>your opponent's digits)
>>
> Calm yourself Mitch.
> It's only a knife, not a sword.
> (I can hear it now... It's a katana ya midwestern computer geek!...
> Go ahead, somebody is going to do it...

It's a katana ya midwestern computer geek!

B-)

"Ask and ye shall receive"

> 
> --
>                   Mark Cochran          merlin@eddie.ee.vt.edu
> These are the views of my employer. They also represent the views of
> your employer, your government, the Church of your choice, and the
> Ghost of Elvis. So there.
-- 
Kurt Grossman
KurtG@earlham.bitnet
KurtG@yang.earlham.edu

"I didn't know she had a mind to damage."
			- Max Schrek
			  "Batman Returns"

"Nuncy, Nuncy, very Nuncy"
			- "Ebenezeer Good"
			   The Shamans

"I'd much rather laugh with the sinners,
than cry with the saints.
The sinners are much more fun."
			- "Only the good die young"
			   Billy Joel
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:9892 alt.folklore.urban:32756
From: andy@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Andrew Hackard)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Rush!Rush!Rush!
Summary: WOW.
Date: 7 Jan 93 03:17:52 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.warlord
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin, Austin TX

In Message-ID: <C0Eq39.4o8@geovision.gvc.com> on 6 Jan 93 
at 00:45:07 GMT Paul Tomblin 

AND

in Message-ID: <1993Jan6.005011.22705@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> on 
6 Jan 93 at 00:50:11 GMT Rachel Perkins

AND

in Message-ID: <43076@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> on 6 Jan 93 at 00:15:44 GMT
Montykins 

ALL

warlord the following .sig (and article):

>Any Rush fans around?????
>-- 
>\_\_                 \_\_       ** The world's biggest Rush fan **
>  \_\_                 \_\_
>    \_\_                 \_\_           David-Michael Lincke
>      \_\_                 \_\_      Hochschule St. Gallen HSG
>        \_\_                 \_\_
>          \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_   \_\_  email: 92636828@csghsg5a.bitnet
>					    92636828@alpha.unisg.ch	

Is this some sort of record, and shouldn't this .sig vault directly to
the Hall o' Shame [tm]?

--
--Andrew Hackard                                 If I spoke for UT, this post
  andy@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu                        would make even less sense.

(All within ONE hour, too.  I'm impressed.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: Mangled song lyrics
In-reply-to: rost@tecrus.dec.com's message of 11 JAN 93 11:02:53    
Organization: Syracuse University
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 10:46:18 EST

In article <1993Jan11.160315.2323@ryn.mro4.dec.com> rost@tecrus.dec.com (My name is Brian Rost) writes:

>
>
>					Brian Rost @tecrus.enet.dec.com
>
>					508-568-6115
>
>	****************************************************
>	*						   *
>	*  The above does not reflect the opinions of	   *
>	*  my employer.					   *
>	*						   *
>	*  If music is outlawed, only outlaws will be      *	   
>	*  musicians.					   *
>	*						   *
>	****************************************************
>

And in the Painfully Obvious Anagrams category, for "BRIAN ROST" we
have:

			      ROTS BRAIN

Anagrams of "MY NAME IS BRIAN ROST" left to the reader as an exercise.
HINT: unfortunately, you can't make the word "ASTERISK" from those
letters; settle for "STARS".

--
*/\/\/\/\/\*     !     *"I..." - N. Peart*   *    *      / *     O   INGSI!    *
?|        |?  O  ! O   ? "YourSigIsUgly" ?  *  *  ?     // ?  _ \  _   _/-_|\  ?
*|        |*O    !O    *   - some frosh  *    *   * \\ //  * (_)/ (_) |      | ?
?|   O  O |?    O!    O? * *mcmxciibo* * ? WPI 77 ?  \X/   ?   PERTH-->*_-__/  ?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Arcade game "Blaster"
Keywords: blaster, williams, arcade
Reply-To: bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 19:01:43 GMT

In alt.games.video.classic article <C0F0Lt.Czr@acsu.buffalo.edu>
 pck@acsu.buffalo.edu (Philip C. Kilinskas) writes:
>
>Thanks,
>Phil
>____________________________________________________________________________
>pck@acsu.buffalo.edu /  "Our days are like grass..." - Psalms 103:51
>Your eyes are weary from staring at the CRT.  You feel sleepy.  Notice how
>restful it is to watch the cursor blink.  Close your eyes.  The opinions
>stated above are yours.  You cannot imagine why you ever felt otherwise.

Disclaimer of the month.

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Orange Road TV series on LD
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 02:51:09 GMT

Hmmm - snow man.  Lets see if we can improve this a bit by adding a lame
joke:
  
          *       *     ^^^^^^^       *          *     *
                       :::::::::                                 *      *
   *                 ==============   Why is the snowman smiling?
                      .   . .   .          
         *     \_\_\  .  \___/  .     HERE COMES THE SNOW BLOWER!
                  \    .       .                   
      *            \ .           .                          
   *        *       \             .           *
                   .       %       .
         *         .       %       .   *              *         *
 *           *      .             .         *     *        *
 ______ __ __ __   ___. __ __ _ .___  * __ _ ___  __    _ ___ __  __
 //// ///  /// ////   /// /// ///// //// //  //// /// ///// / // //
  ///  /// ///   //// ///  ///// //// // //// //// // // / // /// //

Sorry, I don't know what came over me.


-- 
Paul Tomblin
It's not easy being green.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Proper pronounciation of 'Kibo'
Reply-To: bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 18:25:40 GMT

In alt.folklore.computers,alt.folklore.urban,alt.religion.kibology 
 article <1993Jan7.154200.19475@ericsson.se> 
 etlanar@yogi.ericsson.se (Alan Arthur) writes:
>etlcrcy@bugs.ericsson.se (Chris Cleverly) writes:
>>--
>>---------------------------------------     \\\\ 
>>| Chris Cleverley,                    |      . . 
>>| eltcrcy@deep-thought.ericsson.se    |       S    
>>---------------------------------------       ~    "...I have a cunning plan..."     
>
>
>You wouldn't know a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced on the
>table singing 'Cunning plans are here again'

Looks like the afw recruitment squad has another good prospect.

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
From: davevh@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Van Horn (~{Mr4sP[~}))
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Unlucky mage
Summary: No warlord, just info you prob'ly couldn't care less about.
Keywords: katana, wakizashi, ninja-to, midwestern computer geek.
Date: 5 Jan 93 07:49:16 GMT
Organization: U of Arizona CS Dept, Tucson

>>/  /  ________|\_______________________________________________   /  /  // /
>>/ // |\_\_\_\_| |_____________________________________________/   / / / / / 
>>// / / /      |/  / / //  // /  / / / //  /  /  / /  /  /  / /  /  / / / ///
	[some rain deleted so the sword is more easy to see.]


	I've been meaning to get this off my chest ever since this
thread started.  The sword pictured above is, protests of the artist
notwithstanding, not a katana.  The clue is not the lack of the
requisite wakizashi, (or tanto, for that matter.) but instead the lack
of any curvature in the blade.  The sword pictured above more closely
resembles a ninja-to.

			--Davevh@so.there.edu

--
Dvae, err... Dave Van Horn. ( ~{Mr4sP[~} )
#include <std_disclaimer.happy.happy.joy.joy>
Xref: sparky alt.fan.warlord:9949 alt.religion.kibology:5696
From: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Subject: Re: Innovation
Keywords: A true warlord sig generator
Reply-To: gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary)
Organization: Ask Computer Systems Inc., Ingres Division, Alameda CA 94501
Date: 5 Jan 93 19:19:03 GMT

>Generate a .signature with various warlordable qualities at the end of
>the current buffer.  Annoy your friends!  Annoy alt.fan.warlord!

But sir, we here at a.f.w only stand against the phony, the clumsy, the witless,
the untalented, the vacant and the boring. 

This borders on clever, especially since it seems to have the ability to asign
swords in keeping with the character of the user. For instance:

>                _-*
>               /#/
> _-___________/#/_______________________________________________________.
><*|############<       >------------------------------------------------->
> ~-~~~~~~~~~~~\\#\\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'
>               \\#\\
>                ~-*"                                                      ^
                                                                           | 
In your case, the doctor obviously slipped during circumcision ------------+

However, while appropiately showing you to a needle dick in the y domain,
the x factor seems to have undergone some major exaggeration.
Let's correct this:

>                _-*               Joe_Bob_Briggs@the.drive.in
>               /#/
> _-___________/#/__.              My doctor used a chainsaw and all I got 
><*|############<  >->             was this little stub. 
> ~-~~~~~~~~~~~\\#\\~~'                      -Alaph8bet_4761Soup@Hell.edu 
>               \\#\\              
>                ~-*"  


--
George F. McQuary 
"He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb
From: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Games
Date: 10 Jan 93 03:25:44 GMT
Reply-To: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Organization: University of Arizona

In article <1993Jan6.201337.29214@cas.org>, dxy54@cas (Dennis Yep) writes:
>	I am a rank beginner. What does BUAF mean?

Bring it Up Again and (I'll) Fart

-- 
Dave Schaumann			dave@cs.arizona.edu
From: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Editors for VHDL code-typing
Date: 12 Jan 93 15:18:33 GMT
Reply-To: dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann)
Followup-To: comp.emacs
Organization: University of Arizona
Supersedes: <1993Jan12.151553.5202@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>

In article comp.emacs,gnu.emacs.help,gnu.emacs.gnews,comp.lang.vhdl,
afn@.vlsi.auc.dk (Anders Faergemand Nielsen) signs:
>
>
>!---------------------------------------------------------------!
>!  Anders Faergemand Nielsen, U-dsp 9-060	 ^		!
>!  	  				      /\   .		!
>!  Jydsk Telefon 			      \ \ /| 		!
>!  Research and Development	  	         \ |  /		!
>!  30 Sletvej			  	        / \| /		!
>!  DK-8310 Tranbjerg		  	       /   \/		!
>!  DENMARK				           !\		!
>!  				   	      Jydsk  \ TELEFON	!
>!  				                    \/		!
>!---------------------------------------------------------------!
>!  Phone: +45 89 45 22 27 (Dir.)	+ 45 86 29 33 66 (Opr.)	!
>!  Fax:   +45 86 29 90 68					!
>!  Email: afn@lab.jt.dk						!
>!---------------------------------------------------------------!
>!  Privat:	Fastrupvej 30, DK-8355 Solbjerg, DENMARK	!
>!  		Phone:	+45 86 92 62 99				!
>!---------------------------------------------------------------!
>/end

I'm just speechless.

Dave "Opr." Schaumann
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Following up Big Bad George (Stale)
Date: 6 Jan 93 19:41:59 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1993Jan6.190512.1975@pony.Ingres.COM> gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary) gently suggests:

>I propose a more sweeping standard: Why not just include the keyword
>"Stale" in the header when you know your post is too dull for words so that
>a sweeping killfile entry could be done on it?

[Numerous sample stale subject lines deleted]

>Subject: Did my parent's really have more sex at my age back in the sixties
>  than I do in the nineties, or are they just being windbags again? (Stale)

In fact, m'dear. . . we *still* do!

--jm
meach@retired.hippy.freak.farm    |   Some people's children. . .
From: rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu (Rachel J. Perkins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Gastronomic eruptions
Date: 9 Jan 93 05:18:43 GMT
Organization: st. alfonso's pancake breakfast

In article <C0K985.C1C@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>kneale@noao.edu (ruth a. kneale) writes:
>
>>-- 
>>			rachel: "So how do you feel?"
>>ruth a. kneale		me: "Like a thousand penguins in combat
>>rkneale@noao.edu	boots were cha-cha'ing all over me."
>>			racheL  "Oh."
>
>I'm guessing that ``racheL'' is not our own lovely and talented rachel
>perkins, because of the capital L.  Any guesses on the identities of either
>of the two rache[lL]s in this sig?

ooh, i already complained about this to her, paul..the thing is, we really 
did have this conversation, although i distinctly remember saying "sheesh"
somewhere in there, too..

>Furrfu - it's not everyday you see a sig with accidental tab damage, spelling
>mistakes, and self quotes in a posting to a.f.w - at least not at the _end_
>of the post.

yeah, yeah..didn't see that until the lovely little >'s came around...
but give her time..she picks things up quickly :-) (and puts them down when
they're too hot...)

so, calm down, pablo...or i'll start telling a.f.u. about that accident
you had with the broomstick a while ago..

bah.
i am the asciibo!
--
		    -just give me what for,
	rachel perkins =  rperkins@astro.as.arizona.edu
      coed naked internet grep! always keep your link up!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Frog Joke
From: cscmd@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis)
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 16:08:54 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

In aus.jokees article <1993Jan5.195511.3689@nic.csu.net> jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle ) writes:
>
>"Well, how 'bout this one?"	-John Cleese, "Wizzo Chocolates", Monty Python.
>Here's a joke I thought up:
>Two ameobas go into the ameoba Post Office to buy some stamps.  They get a 
>sheet of stamps depicting the latest in a series of Ameoban Authors.  The 
>guy on the stamp is a very serious, solemn, somber looking guy.  One ameoba 
>turns to the other and says,
>"He must have been a fungi (fun-guy)!"
>
>Jennifer
>+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
>"PC?  What's a PC?  Ask an MIS major, Lady, I don't know."
>Buster: "Why is this guy on our show?"  -- "When You're Hot . . ."
>(Just reminds me of certain CS professors.  Why is this guy at our school?)
>Babs: "Now THAT is negative thinking!"  -- "That's Art Folks!"
>(What one of the other CS professors tells me about the preceding.)
>=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+

WTFIIWTA?  (A group of people found not just in the Southern Hemisphere)

A box of grape nuts to the first person who manages to successfully
decode what all that CRAP is in the .sig....

Mitch. <mutter, mutter>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: The Ultimate .signature Saga continues!
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 08:27:36 GMT

aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner) writes:
>In a previous article, pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins) says:
>>In article <1i60hfINNhik@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner) writes:
>>>
>>>Yes foks, my ever-not-so-famous-most-people-didn't-even-have-the-slightest
>>>-idea-it-existed Ultimate .signature has topped the 6k mark!
>>
>>Wow. SIX whole K. Amazing.
>>Kibo, enlighten this twerp, wouldja? And P.J., don't come back until
>>you have something to boast about.

>Shup.  I know what Kibo's .sig looks like.  I have it on file.  It's just
>that I've tripled its size.  With ever more crap.

Kibo's .sig is 2K?? TWO KILOBYTES!? P.J., just *how long ago* was it that you
captured Kibo's .sig on file?

                                                               _         __
        \ Simon Fraser Univ. / SFU does not admit to having | | >| | ^  |
--       \ Burnaby, B.C.    / opinions of its own; any that | |< | |/-\ |-
Keith Lim \ V5A 1S6 Canada / are found above are mine only  | |_>|_|| | |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: chil@fraser.sfu.ca (Keith Lim)
Subject: Re: Showering with spouse/SO?
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 08:51:44 GMT

wcox@vax.clarku.edu signs in alt.sex:

>	/--------------------------------------------------------\
>       /       "I'm just interested by the pathos of man."        \
>      /                                         -The Pornographers \
>     /                                                              \
>    /                              /-------\                         \	
>   /                              < -Grace  >                         \
>  /                                \_______/                           \
><<  Wcox@vax.clarku.edu OR Wcox@nyx.cs.du.edu OR Wcox@black.clarku.edu  >>
>  \____________________________________________________________________/

Look everybody, a fractal .sig! (Well, sort of fractal, anyway.) Minorly
tabdamaged; majorly whitespaced; multiply email-addressed; over-over
bordered; but non-existently BUAFed or barphic'd.

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