From: jdutka@wpi.WPI.EDU (John Dutka)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.advocacy
Subject: Re: Pirate ftp site explodes... film at eleven
Keywords: this is a joke
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:05:26 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu

In article <54782@dime.cs.umass.edu> barrett@astro.cs.umass.edu (Daniel Barrett) types:
>	I have some bad news for all you pirates out there.  The famous
>pirate ftp site "etarip.uoy.ffo.kcuf" suffered a massive explosion last
>week.  It seems that over eleven million Internet users tried to log in
     [stuff deleted for brevity's sake]
>	Anyway, to make up for my mistakes, I have contacted the systems
>administrators of several other machines who have agreed to take over
>etarip.uoy.ffo.kcuf's job.  You can find the files on the following sites:
>		bmud.yrev.era.uoy		(Uruguay)
>		erunam.esroh.ni.deppid		(Middle Earth)

Thank you so much!  I tried the site, and saved the results with
the UNIX script command:

Script started on Wed Oct 14 22:27:31 1992
[1 10:27pm] /user01/prate>ftp erunam.esroh.ni.deppid
ftp: connect: Network is unreachable
[1 10:27pm] /user01/prate>ftp erunam.esroh.ni.deppid
ftp: connect: Network is unreachable
[1 10:28pm] /user01/prate>ftp erunam.esroh.ni.deppid
Connected to erunam.esroh.ni.deppid.

110: amiga FTP server (Version 10.23.92 Fri Oct 23 20:23:16 MET 1992) ready.
Name (erunam.esroh.ni.deppid): DAEHKCID
221 Gest login okee dokee, send thine passwerd.
Password:

120:******************************************************************
    Message:Welcome to the erunam.esroh.ni.deppid anonymous ftp pirate
    site for the Commodore Amiga!
    ******************************************************************

                             H0WDEE, D00DZ!

           FFFFFFFFF  RRRRRRRRR  OOOOOOOOO  DDDDDDDDD    OOOOOOOOO
          FFFFFFFFF  RRRRRRRRR  OOOOOOOOO  DDDDDDDDDD   OOOOOOOOO
         FF         RR     RR  OO     OO  DD       DD  OO     OO
        FFFFFF     RRRRRRRRR  OO     OO  DD      DDD  OO     OO
       FF         RRR        OO     OO  DD      DD   OO     OO
      FF         RR RR      OOOOOOOOO  DDDDDDDDDD   OOOOOOOOO
     FF         RR   RR    OOOOOOOOO  DDDDDDDDD    OOOOOOOOO

                           FrodoNet V3.14pi

FrodoNet is back online after fixing a few bugs and setting up a new
Tolkein Ring system. We have now upgraded to 4.2GB of file storage
space, and are committed to being the best PIR8 D00D sistum on the net!

You'll find a list of all new uploads in /amiga/NewSchtuff and a list of all
files in /amiga/AllSchtuff (lists incl00d deskripshuns).
Read amiga/README_OR_ELSE for more info, especially on uploads.

The following sites are members of FrodoNet and have all files found here:

Finland     siht.eveileb.uoy.fi        130.11.7.21   pub/amiga/pirate/
Uruguay     bmud.yrev.era.uoy          130.201.33.8  amiga/stuff/ilegul/
Llamaland   eb.dluohs.setarip.lla      130.103.97.4  pub/amiga/schtuff/

-Bilbo Theihabeit (ftp sysop): ftp@erunam.esroh.ni.deppid
Pleez reed the abuv be4 proseedin.
110 Gest login okee dokee, no access restrictions.
ftp> dur
100 PORT command successful.
140 Opening ASKEE mode data connekshun fer /usr/cmd/ls.
total 51
drwxr-xr-x  21 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Oct 13 22:46 amiga
drwxrwxr-x   4 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Sep 13  1324 bilbo
lrwxrwxrwx   1 root     root            7 Sep 13 17:46 bin
dr-xr-xr-x   2 root     root          512 Sep 13 17:46 dev
drwxrwx--x   4 root     ftpadmin      512 Oct  1 20:53 furst
drwxrwxr-x   2 luzhir   ftpadmin      512 Oct 13 21:56 ibm
-rw-r--r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Oct 13 04:01 lahst
drwxrwxr-x   2 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Sep 30 01:03 next
lrwxrwxrwx   1 bilbo    root          512 Oct 10 07:11 privius
dr-xr-xr-x   4 root     root          512 Oct 19 17:46 uploadz
115 Transfer complete.
658 bytes received in 0.92 seconds (0.7 Kbytes/s)
ftp> cd amiga
130 CWD command successful.
ftp>
ftp> dur
100 PORT command successful.
140 Opening ASKEE mode data connekshun fer /usr/cmd/ls.
total 165
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     3044 Jul 25 13:14 README_FEE
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     2081 Apr  9  1992 README_OR_ELSE
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    12868 Oct 14 22:57 NewSchtuff
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     7114 Oct 14 22:57 NewSchtuff.Z
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    78194 Oct 14 22:57 AllSchtuff
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    37625 Oct 14 22:57 AllSchtuff.Z
drwxrwxr-x   4 bilbo    ftpadmin     1536 Oct  8 17:52 fische
drwxrwxr-x  10 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Sep 14 20:13 gamez
drwxrwxr-x   9 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Sep 14 20:13 hard
drwxrwxr-x   6 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Sep 14 20:14 kewl
drwxrwxr-x   8 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Sep 14 20:13 lame
drwxrwxr-x   9 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Sep 14 20:14 mods
drwxrwxr-x   7 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Sep 14 20:13 os20
drwsrwsrwx   2 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Oct 14 22:54 os30
drwxrwxr-x   7 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Sep 14 20:14 os40
drwxrwxr-x   9 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Oct 20 21:32 pirate
drwsrws-wx  11 bilbo    users        2048 Oct 15 01:11 privit
drwxrwxr-x  11 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Sep 15 22:42 xanim
drwxrwxr-x  20 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Sep 15 22:42 xpix
115 Transfer complete.
1613 bytes received in 0.71 seconds (2.2 Kbytes/s)
ftp> dur lame
100 PORT command successful.
140 Opening ASKEE mode data connekshun fer /usr/cmd/ls.
total 3
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     2412 Sep 24 10:28 README.BEFORE.UPLOAD
115 Transfer complete.
remote: new
86 bytes received in 0.027 seconds (3.1 Kbytes/s)
ftp> cd os30
130 CWD command successful.
ftp> dur
100 PORT command successful.
140 Opening ASKEE mode data connekshun fer /usr/cmd/ls.
total 8
drwxrwxr-x   2 bilbo    ftpadmin     1536 Oct 13 11:03 lame
drwsrws-wx   2 bilbo    ftpadmin      512 Oct  7 12:42 privit
drwxrwxr-x   2 bilbo    users        2560 Oct 20 22:01 util
drwxrwxr-x   2 bilbo    ftpadmin     1024 Oct  9 11:56 wb30
115 Transfer complete.
311 bytes received in 0.023 seconds (13 Kbytes/s)
ftp> dur *
100 PORT command successful.
140 Opening ASKEE mode data connekshun fer /usr/cmd/ls.
lame:
total 660
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    46122 Dec 31  1979 ASwarmIII_V1.5.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       48 Dec 31  1979 ASwarmIII_V1.5.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    47685 Dec 31  1979 ASwarmIII_V1.7.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       57 Dec 31  1979 ASwarmIII_V1.7.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin    47647 Sep 17 06:01 ASwarmIII_V2.2b.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       57 Sep 21 11:50 ASwarmIII_V2.2b.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    47500 Dec 31  1992 ASwarm_V1.30.arc
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       48 Dec 31  1992 ASwarm_V1.30.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin    62858 Sep 23 13:53 FT1.25.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin       54 Sep 23 13:53 FT1.25.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    61963 Oct 13 07:40 MagicMenu_V13.lha
-rw-r--r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       27 Oct 13 11:03 MagicMenu_V13.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    16955 Jul  9 11:34 PowerSnap3_5.lzh
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       49 Jul  9 11:34 PowerSnap3_5.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     8344 Sep  7 14:12 ScreenSelect1_1a.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       42 Sep  7 16:44 ScreenSelect1_1a.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin    14781 Oct  2 16:21 ScreenSelect1_3.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin       43 Oct  2 16:21 ScreenSelect1_3.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin    20471 Sep 30 10:08 SwitchNTSCV4.0.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin       47 Sep 30 10:09 SwitchNTSCV4.0.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    22114 Dec 31  1991 WindowScuffel125.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       31 Dec 31  1991 WindowScuffel125.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin    33666 Oct 17 08:35 arq2_01.lzh
-rw-r--r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       34 Oct 17 11:01 arq2_01.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     9491 Jun 23 02:51 iconify.lzh
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      136 Jun 23 07:29 iconify.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    10852 Dec 32  1991 kickit.lzh
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      995 Dec 32  1991 kickit.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin    42033 Sep 31 12:08 smaug122.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin      275 Sep 31 12:08 smaug122.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     9999 Dec 22  1990 windowtiler4.2.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      890 Dec 22  1990 windowtiler4.2.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin    30956 Sep 23 10:09 yak11.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin     1882 Sep 23 10:09 yak11.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin    33631 Oct  6 11:10 yak20.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin     2703 Oct  6 11:10 yak20.readme

privit:
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin   428506 Oct 18 21:32 KS40.zom
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin       63 Oct 18 21:32 KS40.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin   755048 Oct 19 11:57 WB40.dms
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin     1102 Oct 19 11:57 WB40.readme

util:
total 1476
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      363 Dec 31  1991 AlarmingClock30.README
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    29316 Dec 31  1991 AlarmingClock30.lzh
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     4203 Dec 31  1991 BorderOff10.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      294 Dec 31  1991 BorderOff10.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     2018 Dec 31  1991 CalII.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      202 Dec 31  1991 CalII.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    13241 Dec 31  1991 Eaters2.0.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       61 Dec 31  1991 Eaters2.0.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    38022 Dec 31  1991 GUISpell-1.5.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     1092 Dec 31  1991 GUISpell-1.5.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    16955 Jul  9 11:34 PowerSnap3_5.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       49 Jul  9 11:34 PowerSnap3_5.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    31927 Dec 31  1991 SCUZMount300.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       45 Dec 31  1991 SCUZMount300.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin    32047 Oct  6 16:13 SCUZMount303.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin       55 Oct  6 09:12 SCUZMount303.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    13539 Dec 31  1992 ST210.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      155 Dec 31  1991 ST210.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      737 Dec 31  1991 SetScr24.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     3046 Dec 31  1991 SetScr24.zoo
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    18563 Apr 12  1992 Shutdown3_0.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       43 Apr 12  1992 Shutdown3_0.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     1260 Dec 31  1991 StarIIIa.lzh
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     1074 Dec 31  1991 StarIIIa.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    41672 Dec 31  1991 StarIV.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     1925 Dec 31  1991 StarIV.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    20400 May 25 10:48 SwitchHDTV.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       47 May 25 10:48 SwitchHDTV.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    20431 Dec 31  1991 SwitchHDTV_V4.0.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       47 Dec 31  1991 SwitchHDTV_V4.0.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin    10695 Sep 21 11:57 WBStart30.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin       35 Sep 21 11:57 WBStart30.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin     7816 Oct 20 21:32 a2ntsc25.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin       63 Oct 20 21:32 a2ntsc25.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin   153652 Dec 31  1991 gtb15.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       25 Dec 31  1991 gtb15.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    11801 May  3 17:33 hackdisk2.lzh
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      183 May  3 18:20 hackdisk2.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    26303 Jun 11 14:07 intocalc.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       50 Jun 11 14:07 intocalc.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    10957 Oct 24 22:35 littlewb30.lzh
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       41 Oct 24 22:35 littlewb30.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin   185382 Aug 15 21:02 mfr20e.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       31 Aug 16 20:59 mfr20e.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin   188456 Oct 20 13:31 mfr22a.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       45 Oct 20 13:35 mfr22a.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    31012 Mar 12  1992 nickprefs.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     8101 Mar 12  1992 nickprefs.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    13748 Apr 22 17:13 pscreen150.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      508 Apr 22 17:13 pscreen150.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    44127 Dec 31  1991 sm_1_13a.lzh
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      650 Dec 31  1991 sm_1_13a.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    44605 Dec 31  1991 sm_115.lzh
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      723 Dec 31  1991 sm_115.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    44691 Dec 31  1991 sm_115b.lzh
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      700 Dec 31  1991 sm_115b.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin    44737 Sep 17 14:36 sm_115c.lzh
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin      745 Sep 17 14:36 sm_115c.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    15836 Jul 15 01:14 speechtoy3.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       48 Jul 15 01:14 speechtoy3.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    21402 Apr 18 05:58 wbfed2a.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       37 Apr 17  1992 wbfed2a.readme

wb30:
total 977
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin   104028 Aug 27 14:40 Agent30.lzh
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      420 Aug 27 14:40 Agent30.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    65842 Aug 25 18:01 HAM8Drops.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      260 Aug 25 18:01 HAM8Drops.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     5855 Dec 31  1991 RemapInfo12.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       44 Dec 31  1991 RemapInfo12.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    27686 Mar  4  1992 Tapete2.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       71 Mar  4  1992 Tapete2.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin   580000 Sep 26 15:28 ToolManager2_5.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       41 Sep 26 15:24 ToolManager2_5.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    50906 Aug 28 15:16 ToolsDaemon22a.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       53 Aug 28 15:17 ToolsDaemon22a.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     8041 Dec 31  1991 WBGauge13.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin       50 Dec 31  1991 WBGauge13.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin    12125 Dec 31  1991 XCale14.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin      143 Dec 31  1991 XCale14.readme
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     6019 Dec 31  1991 colorswitch.lzh
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     1155 Dec 31  1991 colorswitch.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     6874 Aug 10 07:44 cpuctrl2.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     8529 Aug 10 11:43 cpuctrl2.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     6512 Apr 28 08:36 tinyclock10.lha
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     8799 Dec 31  1991 tinyclock11.lzh
-rw-rw-r--   1 bilbo    ftpadmin     7973 Dec 31  1991 tinyclock11.readme
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin     9000 Sep 21 12:11 uhr201.lha
-rw-rw-rw-   1 ftp      ftpadmin      247 Sep 21 17:04 uhr201.readme
115 Transfer complete.
remote: *
14387 bytes received in 4 seconds (3.5 Kbytes/s)
ftp> bin
100 Type set to I.
ftp>cd privit
130 CWD command successful.
ftp> mget WB40*
mget WB40.dms? y
100 PORT command successful.
140 Opening BINARY mode data connekshun fer WB40.dms (755048 bytes).
115 Transfer complete.
local: WB40.dms remote: WB40.dms
755048 bytes received in 53.9 seconds (14 Kbytes/s)
mget WB40.readme? y
100 PORT command successful.
140 Opening BINARY mode data connekshun fer WB40.readme (1102 bytes).
115 Transfer complete.
local: WB40.readme remote: WB40.readme
1102 bytes received in 0.41 seconds (2.7 Kbytes/s)
ftp> bye
110 Goodbye.
[2 10:31pm] /user01/prate>^Dexit
script done on Wed Oct 14 22:31:31 1992

*****
 
For the humor-impaired - THERE IS NO erunam.esroh.no.deppid ftp site!
This was a joke, like Dan's message!  Sheesh.

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