HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: a tragic birth
Date: 21 Nov 1992 20:49:12 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

'Good afternoon, Ms. Chola.'
  'Hello, Doctor.  My husband is coming in a minute.'
  'Fine, fine.  I trust that you're prepared to bring your
new son home from the ward this afternoon.'
  'Yes, Kevin has been working on the new bedroom all week.  We're
both wonderfully excited-'
  'Hello, Doctor.'
  'Good afternoon, Mr. Chola.  Would either of you like some
coffee?'
  'No, thank you Doctor.'
  'Yes, please.  Black.'
  'Good.  Now, both of you have been good and responsible people
for all the time I've known you -- you're both healthy, and 
you, Ms. Chola, have attended your checkups regularly throughout
your pregnancy.  We at the hospital have witnessed a perfect
couple prepared for a perfect baby.'
  'Please don't hedge, Doctor.  What is wrong?'
  'Well, it's this: Your son turned in the womb before delivery,
causing a breech birth.  The time lag with his head in the
passage was sufficient to suffocate him long enough that he was
unconscious when he came out.
  'I'm afraid your new son is brain-damaged.  He will never have
the mental faculties to perform more than the basic functions
necessary for life.'
  'Ooh.'
  'I-I... Is there anything we can do to give him a normal life?'
  'We will be able to work with you and him in order to guarantee
that he will lead the best lifestyle he can.  With intensive
therapy and training, he will be able to provide for himself
as a sports editor at a newspaper.'
  'Oh my God, I...'
  'If you like, I can arrange for counselling.  I know that
you'll need to work out your feelings, and with help you can
give your son the best upbringing possible.  Now, I would like
to ask you both some questions, if you feel up to it.  This
sort of birth is rare, and so for the benefit of future parents
your answers will help medical science.  Some theorize that
the cause of your son's delivery might be genetic in nature.
Mr. Chola, do you recall any relatives or ancestors who might
have been sports editors?'

AjD
are my prejudices
showing?
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
Organization: Freshman, MCS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 13:00:09 -0500 
From: Mark Joseph Delano <md4y+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Have you tormented a ford lately? (was Re: Have you lamented a Ford lately?)
	<1e4tofINNmfg@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu>

    In article <9211130017.44@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick
    Kelly) writes:
    >My SO bought a 1985 and 1/2 Escort (1.9 liter) in December of 1985.  Late
    >in the fall of 1986 she said "This car sucks!", and went out and bought a
    >Dodge Shadow Turbo.  She never had any problem with the Escort, she just
    >thought it was anemic.

    my parents bought a 1986 ford escort, which had a helluva problem with
    shifting into second gear.  it was more or less the bottom-of-the-
    barrel car, the one my myriad siblings would take their driving lessons
    in; it was too unpleasant a car to choose to drive when one of the
    other family's cars might be available.

    when my sister ruth learned to drive, she had the bad habit of grinding
    gears.  dad was kinda hesitant about letting her drive any of the other
    cars.  but the ease of shifting gears in the escort improved.

    a mechanic later said that there were casting burrs in the transmission 
    gear teeth that had been worn smooth.

    AjD
    and for gossakes,
    edit down your followups, guys.
    -- 
                           ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "My words are so small that it's hard to hold on to them" - Mark Edwards

It was a 83' Horizon.   All the other lousiness is true however.  In
fact, we did have an 86' Escort, but the engines just burnt out in that.
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: portable snide nipple reduction plan
Date: 23 Nov 1992 18:22:21 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <By6qH2.6C0@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca> lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058) writes:
>It is my fucking birthday and I'll slap who I want to.
>and if one more insincere cretin smiles at me and says happy etc
>I swear, I just swear.

Fine.  Have a shitty birthday.  I did.

5150
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: Grep.
Summary: Short, meaningless declaration
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 19:45:41 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.195744.13563@microsoft.com> benth@microsoft.com (Ben) writes:
>csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>>>Does the NSA grep the newsfeed like Kibo?
>
>You mean naked, wearing a clown mask?
>
>BENth
>
>

This is my favorite post of the week.


Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: 5000 quatloos
Date: 18 Nov 92 19:23:19 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2

to anyone who names their daughter 'fellatia'.

plus $5.00 in real money if I see the
birth certificate.

josh

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Artemis Deserts Me
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:47:22 GMT

The Mighty Hunter arises before dawn, bathing PineSol to cover his
scent.  In the predawn twilight he illegally baits his trap, a salt
and corn mixture which Bambi's mom finds irresistable.  Carefully,
he climbs into his deer stand and checks his gun.  Seventeen minutes
later, he is writhing on the ground with a broken collar bone.

He has fallen asleep again this year.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: irony
Date: 22 Nov 1992 23:13:21 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

The irony in the debate about homosexuals in the military 
is that in one of the greatest armies of the ancient world, 
homosexuality was encouraged to ensure that the ranks of men 
stayed closely allied.

It also kept them off the women of the cities they invaded.

Read almost any history about ancient Sparta and see for yourself.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep attends the coronation, part II
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:18:17 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

I suspected at once that someone had spiked my drink.  "It's not for
me," I said, "it's for a friend of mine.  She loves your work." That
put her off for a while, but I saw the flashbulb go off in the corner
of my mind and I knew Richard Leakey cum Leakey, my nemesis and as yet
unforgiven since his poor cast -- using one of my own Royal Coachmen --
led directly to the removal of the Elizabeth Taylor wig (tm) from the
family shrine (no mere accident, oversight, peer review panel
politicking that) yet had yet beat me to it once yet again.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ssc
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 17:07:46 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <1ebebgINNsda@chnews.intel.com> bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <1992Nov16.170902.13206@ncar.ucar.edu> john@lightning.ofps.ucar.edu (John J. Allison) writes:
>>Whenever I print something, I continually "lpq"
>>until I see "no entries".
>
>Whenever I read the news, I frequently followup
>to ensure something intelligent accrues.
>
>				--Blair
>				  "Buy War Bonds!"
				   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

If Clinton is planning to energize the economy ala FDR, then I guess this
will become a frequently used catchphrase over the next few years.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (J H Woodyatt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My new wristwatch
Date: 23 Nov 92 18:26:57 GMT
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less


I bought a new wristwatch Saturday.  I drove up to the City and got it
at one of those terrifying electronics stores in Chinatown.  It's a
Casio DBX-112, which means I now have a wristwatch that broadcasts at
120db in sixteen languages that I'm a geek -- please roll me.

Here's what the face looks like:

+--------------------------------------------------+
| THIS _____________________________|              |
| NEXT _____________________________|              |
| WEEK   S    M   T   W   T   F   S |              |
| ----------------------------------+------------- |
|                                                  |
| M   O   N       '   9   2       1   1  -  2   3  |
|                                                  |
|     + +---+       +---+ +---+       +   + +---+  |
|     | |   |   .       | |           |   | |      |
|     | |   |   .   +---+ +---+       +---+ +---+  |
|     | |   |       |         |           |     |  |
|     + +---+       +---+ +---+           + +---+  |
|                                                  |
+--------------------------------------------------+

And that's just the LCD display without all the weirdness up. There's
all kinds of silly labels on the body next to the buttons describing
what the functions of each button is in all of its modes -- which is
quite a lot.  Here's a list of the modes:

	Standard timekeeping mode (12/24 hr format)
	Telephone memo pages (with password security)
	Schedule memo pages
	Four function calculator
	World timezone timekeeping mode (12/24 hr format, with
	  daylight time)
	Daily alarm
	Countdown timer
	Stopwatch

It's water resistant to 50m, which means I can't snorkel with it.
Horrors.  I'd draw picture of what the calculator keypad looks like,
but I am not quite that overwhelmed with work -- suffice to say that
no key has less than three symbols on it, and one or two has five.

I'm waiting for the X Industries wristwatch that manages international
currency rates and has a geigercounter built in.


-- 
+---------------------------+  ``I guess the government that robs its
| J H Woodyatt              |  own people earns the future it is
| bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com |  preparing for itself.''
+---------------------------+                             -- Mark Twain
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: One more thing...
X-Xxdate: Sun, 22 Nov 92 21: 42:32 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 21:36:57 GMT

Not only is Cornell messing around with our news feed, but it also provides a
news server that inconsistantly reports whether an article has been accepted
or not. I generally guess correctly.  Generally.

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                               Timed out, my ass...
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
123456789112345678921234.sig *still* under construction...961234567897123456789
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: Do the TIGHTEN UP thang
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 20:35:30 GMT

In article <74570@apple.apple.COM> bc@apple.com (bill coderre) writes:
>
>Your new task is to go and find the obscure 60's dance hit 
>THE TIGHTEN UP[1], and listen to it for 6-8 continuous hours 
>before posting again.
>
    Be sure not to miss the part in the spoken intro where Mr. Drell
    advises:

	"Now tighten up on the organ!"

    Identify the two chords the guitarist is playing.

    What does the phrase:
    
	"Now we can't sing, but we can dance just as good as you want!"

    signify?

>I think that action will inject a missing note
  <B-flat>
>of quality (as well as
>some fiiiiiine TIGHTEN UP horn riffs) into this 'froup.

    Unfortunately, there are no fiiiiiine horn riffs in this song.  For
    these, please see James Brown, Cold Blood, Tower of Power, and The
    Sons of Champlin.

>Trust me, I'm a sociopathologist, I KNOW what I'm doing.
>
>mr HEINOUS
>do the TIGHTEN UP
>
    Sounds good to me.

>I mean, if I wanted to be truly obscure, I would've suggested
>listening to anything by that powerhouse of sound, Major Lance. CJ,
>you have all their stuff, right?
>
    Um-um-um-um-um-ummmmm.  Do the Monkey Time while you can, Sociopathologist
    Boy.

    - Larry "relating this stuff before I forget it forever" Huntley

-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | I'm going to the love-in to sit
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |    and play my bongos in the dirt.
          Beaverton,  OR          |        - "Flower Punk", Frank Zappa
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Date: 16 Nov 92 15:57:22 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <97793@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>In article <1992Nov4.213053.5235@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>>I want one of those five-foot-long body pillows to snuggle up against.
>>
>>Mark., cold nights in a shoddily-built apartment on the High Plains
>
>Sorry, Gooley, I'm only 4'10"..
> -- ASK

So wear platform slippers.

Mark., a woman is much, much more than a body pillow
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfurr@nyx.cs.du.edu (Joel Furr)
Subject: Re: lemur language, part II
Followup-To: alt.fan.lemurs,talk.bizarre
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 04:13:16 GMT

G. Shapiro summarizes the current understanding of Lemur linguistics, as
reported in the Journal of Irreproducible Results:

frink (adj) - very appealing, sexually

frink (noun) - a National Geographic photographer

[Note: The dual usage of 'frink' stems from a confusion in Lemur society. 
The primary determinant of sexual appeal in Lemurs is size of the eyes. 
Lemurs confused the telephoto lenses of National Geographic photographers
as huge, and hence very appealing, eyes.]

ptang (verb) - to have sex with another species.  Has a positive
connotiation when the other species is also primate.  More akin to the
English 'bestiality' when the other species is non-primate.

cheep, cheep, cheep (noun) - particularly satisfying sexual experience

So let us use this knowledge to translate the following Lemur dialogue:

    1st Lemur: PTANG FRINK FRINK
    2nd Lemur: cheep, cheep, cheep

Translation:

    1st Lemur: I heard you had sex with that hot-looking National
               Geographic photographer.
    2nd Lemur: Yes.  It was great.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: john@lightning.ofps.ucar.edu (John J. Allison)
Subject: ssc
Organization: Office of Field Project Support, UCAR, Boulder
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:09:02 GMT

Whenever I print something, I continually "lpq"
until I see "no entries".

Whenever I start a new process, I switch windows
and do a "w" to make sure it's really running, and
not just a superficial trick by "xterm".
-- 
, jja
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: bliss
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 17 Nov 92 22:43:58 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month

Tonight's pizza night!

Gerald
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Newbie du jour (Re: Sinead O'Connor doesn't quit)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 16:40:16 GMT

In misc.test,alt.slack,alt.geek, AND alt.newbie,
djohna@TorreyPinesCA.ncr.com (John Ackerman 3568) writes:
>  You Purdue folks crack me up...


this is my favorite post of the week.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: Adventures of ASK
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 00:02:00 GMT


kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
	:
	:
>   "It depends.  I'm known by different names to different people."
>   "What are my choices?"
>   "ASK..."
>   "I am asking."
>   I skipped the Abbot and Costello routine and continued. "Tinkerbell.."

The surname Abbott has a double redundancy, 
the clerical position doesn't.

--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"  -R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: eric@Turing.ORG (Eric Prestemon)
Subject: Re: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Keywords: smirk, true, topical
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 17:46:11 GMT

In article <1eck5cINNrkh@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>But then, I read the Racing Form.
I think the above line would make an excellent catch-phrase for t.b.
It has all the marks of a good one, with its subtle redirection of
topic and its usual unrelatedness to normal t.b conversation. Let's
try it out. I think it will work. But then, I read the Racing Form.

-Eric
I like it!
-- 
Eric Prestemon (eric@turing.org) 
"Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?" "No, unless round is funny."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: exit
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 17:56:57 GMT

Mr R J Tinsley (cstadgs@csv.warwick.ac.uk) wrote:
: Now how does that poem go?
: 
 Big fleas have little fleas 
 Upon their backs to bite 'em
 And little fleas have lesser fleas
 And so ad infinitum.

  Jonathan Swift, I believe.  I'm away from reference materials.
  -- Clifton (obscurities-R-us (but that one was easy))
: 
: -Bob

--
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"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,news.software.nn
From: waider@glas.rtsg.mot.com (Ronan Waide)
Subject: Re: ssc
Organization: Motorola Ireland Ltd., Cork, Ireland.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 12:50:54 GMT

deane@mozart.ifa.hawaii.edu (Kimo Kanaka De'ane) writes:

>>
>>"c" is nn's "compress" key, it takes out any repeated spaces. It wouldn't do

>	Thanks alot. It turns out that 'c' is rn's command to mark all
>articles as read, and go on to the next group.

>Kimo I 

Look carefully at the third word on the line. It says nn. Now look at the word
"rn". Spot the difference.

:)

Ronan
-- 
Ronan Waide, Motorola Ireland                        waider@glas.rtsg.mot.com

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a trailer-load of floppies" - ?
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Hippycrites
Date: 15 Nov 92 16:27:28 GMT
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
NNTP-Posting-Host: o231-30.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

The humans running wild through the trees
live a virtuous peaceful life, taking only
what they need and leaving what they don't
alone. It does not matter how the other ones
live their lives, as long as it is not 
harmful to the community.

And then the chopper came, roaring above
the jungle, painted in the colors of Simon
and Garfunkel, and the girls (these ones
weren't filled with sugar and spice) who
followed them, wet because they were 
travelling with the Peacelovers.

The Peacelovers had long watched the wild
people and realized that their culture was
cool, and they knew the babes could be gotten.

But the wild humans knew that these were
spiteful creatures as they observed them,
using their complex number magic.

        ***
Garf wrestled Larm to the snowy ground as
the others watched. Larm was tiny, Garf was
big. Garf easily pulled Larm over to a nearby
snowdrift and pushed Larm's head into the cold
snow. The girls laughed with great joy as Larm's
screams were heard. "Don't let him go! Don't
let him go!", they shouted. After Larm no longer
shouted because his frostbitten face was numb,
the fun was over, and they let him emerge, 
stumbling and confused. Then the group gathered
inside and listened to The Grateful Dead.
But none of them liked it, they just knew
it was a switch.

      ***
The humans knew that not all the Peacelovers
were evil. There was one amongst them, Shim,
who was peaceful and helpful. Of course,
the rest hated him for his innocence.

Near the church, Shim was with a group of 7
and they turned on him. It was Trag (who was
a leader of sorts), who knocked him to the
ground and farted on his head. The others
laughed hysterically as the leader passed
large quantities of gas.

     ***
Shim loaned some money to Trag to help him.
Trag left for a minute and came back soon,
leaving his wallet there. Soon, Trag 
returned, accusing Shim of stealing money
from the wallet. As they walked back to
the building through the woods, Trag set
upon Shim, punching him in the kidneys and
the stomach. Shim would not fight back, even
though Trag was a thin drug-infested worm.

      ***
The wild humans saw all of this, and the
shaman said, "It is they who lose at the
biggest game."

--
I'm a busy, busy man, so if you want me
to see replies, please send to
operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: Shrt shmfl cnfsn
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: Short shameless/full confession
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 22:08:44 GMT

In article <DouBuB1w165w@pension.uucp> rserling@pension.uucp (Rod Serling) writes:
>I occasionally find myself worrying about pjfinerty.

i occasionally find myself. then i run away and hide. no one needs a shock
like that.

this past week owen white asked if i get anxious if i am away from the
terminal for too long. i said yes. he concurred. how do you feel about this?
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: boutell@isis.cshl.org (Tom Boutell)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 17:15:18 GMT

In article <annie.044u@canetoad.UUCP> annie@canetoad.UUCP (Picasso-puss) writes:
>When I have a document on-screen as well as hard copy in front of me,
>I will occasionally lick my finger before clicking the mouse to go
>to the next page.

The other day I was on the phone with Chris.

I said goodbye to him and turned off my computer at the same time.

Then I stared expectantly at the phone handset, wondering why it hadn't
simultaneously gone dead.

-T

Logging you off

-- 
Tom Boutell, boutell@cshl.org

Clausthaler is the best non - alcoholic beer in the known universe.
From: cstadgs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr R J Tinsley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: exit
Date: 22 Nov 92 15:50:26 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk


jbutt@kean.ucs.mun.ca asks

>What do you pack styrofoam in when you ship it?

Now how does that poem go?

[Tumpty-tumpty-tumpty-tum]
And little fleas have smaller fleas,
And so on ad infinitum!

One gold star(*) and a pack of M&Ms for the first guy to post the full version

-Bob
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre