From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: NO SEX PLEASE ... WE'RE BRITISH! (or THE BIRDS AND THE BEES)
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 06:41:37 GMT

csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (DAVE) writes:

>From jbrett Mon Nov 16 09:37:48 1992
>Date: Mon, 16 Nov 92 09:37:26 GMT
>To: csg188
>Status: R

>      As the grand high wizard of the Coventry branch of Freemasons, I would
>just like to add my voice to the growing number of complaints about all this
>"SEX" talk on alt.fan.monty-python. Lets get back to the good old days, when
>letters were suitable for family reading with none of this smut and filth
>and we discussed parrots and lumberjacks and lemon curry.
Well, I'm afraid that me and Iomsn ate the lot.
Thats right, the whole banana. And to cover the space we needed something
new, so we dragged Gina over the hole, in order to fill it with her libido.
> 
>      I should'nt need to bribe you with any of the usual garbage, such as
>sex to keep you reading my letter. I've never once had to stoop to mentioning
>any kind of sex you'll be glad to have noticed. I've not had to resort to
>keeping you entertained with indiscreet glimpses into the bed or bathroom to
>keep your eyes on the screen. Oh no, sir, and now do you see how unnecessary
>page after page of sexy talk and writing is in letters.
Yes but its SO MUCH FUN/

>      I don't know why the writers stoop to putting such things in, surely
>its only to keep people reading their letters and yet you arn't taken in by
>such smutty talk. Are you? To read a letter succesfully to the end, you
>don't have to be titillated with little glimpses of Gina Goff's silken thigh
>as she discreetly drops her dressing gown and steps naked onto the bathrug.
Oh icky - what is that rash she's got?

>You don't need to see her run her fingers carelessly through her long blond 
>hair, or watch the fine tanned muscles in her back moving lightly and easily
>under the effort.

She's blond? That explains a bit.

>      Not for you, surely, the neccessity to see her standing under the shower
>in the fine full nakedness of a young woman of twenty. To fell the splash of
>the warm water tingling against her firm skin, to watch her hair dampening,
>and falling in long coils across her firm bosoms, to feel her nipples becoming
>firm with the kiss of the shower, her body arching up into the warmth, losing
>herself in the sensual feel of the water, pushing her thighs towards the 
>tingle of the spray, the damp hair rubbing roughly against the soap in her
>hands, as she covers her body in the sensuous warm glow, and feels her very
>soul alive with excitement. Only then did she become aware of Jester's naked
>body in the shower beside her. No, this is not for you. Of course not. You 
>don't need such cheep ploys of snoddy writing to keep you reading. Not for 
>you, a sense of disapointment when the dirty stuff ends, and the quick move
>to the next letter to see where the next love story begins. You're not that
>sort of person I can tell. You wouldn't be even slightly interested in
>sending 20 pounds sterling to me (or 10 pounds for masons), to get the full 
>story, illustrated with over 50 full colour photographs of Gina's naked body. 
>You don't care that the address is 'Behind the hot water pipes,  3rd washroom 
>along, Victoria Station, London, UK.'. And your'e certainly not about to cum 
>in your pants...Excuse me a moment..... Now lets get back to python.

You are a very strange person
Yet, you can see that our plan worked.... lots of non-python 
stuff and noones going to notice!!!!

BRUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Eccles aka Very stable, honest.
iLOBOTOMY!

>							MR.X