HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Today's Question.
Keywords: words, last, rot13, famous
Date: 20 Nov 92 11:10:23 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

In article <1992Nov19.020123.21327@cabezon.uucp> larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley) writes:
>  I suppose we should canvass the froup for a suitable deathless declaration.

	Shit, missed the fucking bastard.

	Mother would have wanted it this way.

	Best out of three?

	My therapy group TOLD me this was a bad idea.

	OW, that hurts!

	The magnetic lamppost.

	I never could get the hang of Thursdays (Tm).

	How about if I apologise?

	Well, set my toast on fire!

	I want my ashes sprinkled... in THAT BASTARD'S COFFEE.

	Cancel my donor card.

	*Plonk*


Sadly, I expect that in practice all I would manage would be something like,
Duuhhhh....
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Blair.Haworth@launchpad.unc.edu (Blair Haworth)
Subject: Our Animal Pals
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 13:43:09 GMT

From Richard Despard Estes, _Behavior Guide to African Mammals_ (Berkeley:
UCal, 1991), s.v. "Chimpanzee"...

"The female's sexual cycle is characterized by menstrual bleeding, and
waxing and waning of a huge pink anogenital swelling.  The average cycle
length is c.34 days, maximum inflation lasts 6-7 days, and menstruation
commences 6-12 days from the start of deflation.  The period of maximum
inflation coincides with a very marked increase in the attractiveness and
receptivity of females to males [fig.29-10]."

This has no conceivable relevance to anything; I just like to say "huge
pink anogenital swelling".  

Apparently, though, UNC doesn't:
--
   The opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the University of
     North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Campus Office for Information
        Technology, or the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
           internet:  laUNChpad.unc.edu or 152.2.22.80
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Advice on the reading of rec.humor
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 22:10:18 GMT

or just try

1,234,876,987 unfunny articles in rec.humor, read now [ynq]? U



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: real life 6
Organization: Cappo Ferra 6
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 05:13:04 GMT

"what ARE you doing?"  she asked

i turned around and said, "I'm just making small mouth noises."

"do you have ANY idea how annoying it is to hear those sounds when 
they're _just_ on the edge of being audible?"

"ok.  i'll make them louder."

she threw a towel over my head.



Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38648 rec.humor:34267
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor
Subject: Re: **BIZARRE LAWS***
Date: 18 Nov 92 22:50:39 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: SGI TechPubs


In article <1ee6d2INNkj0@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, bj159@cleveland.Freenet.Edu writes:
|In the local paper here, there was an article about stupid
|laws similar to the ones posted before. Some examples:
|	It it illegal to spit on or in anything not made for
|	that purpose.

This is not a stupid law when you've got an epidemic
of a disease spread by saliva.  

Followups to rec.humor.NOT.

---
c j silverio	cj@sgi.com	ceej@well.sf.ca.us
From: damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Keywords: shame
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:18:26 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Edinburgh University


I save a vast amount of stuff from talk.bizarre.

If I didn't delete it all from time to time, I
would run out of space on any finite file system.

Every now and again, I go through ~News/talk.bizarre with
ream -f and delete multiple copies of posts which
I saved several times during the course of reading
because they were so darned good.  I still don't use a
killfile for talk.bizarre.  This is because (1) there is
room in my news folder for all people and (2) I don't follow
any other group to the extent that it impinges on my
reading of talk.bizarre.

Damian
damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk
--
PS.
I have started reading my mail with nn -f.

PPS.
Say that example, the language of talk.bizarre is
accepted by an FSA, say Usenet. Then say that Usenet
has k states. Then for some post p { L(talk.bizarre)
with |p|>k, there exist u,v,w st. uvw = p, |uv|<=k,
|v|>0. From the pumping lemma, for all i { N,
uv^iw { L(talk.bizarre), and so if we simply
increase i we can repeat ourselves indefinitely.
There are some people who say that this has already
been done - vis. comp.lang.c, rec.humor, etc.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep's Abortive Tarot-Reading Career
Date: 23 Nov 1992 00:24:33 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

"Hmm.  Maybe... Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to have her shuffle
in those Friendly Dictator Trading Cards."

c
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I'm depending on you folks
Date: 22 Nov 92 14:13:43 GMT
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us

In <1992Nov20.161101.6650@mail.cornell.edu> jea1@cornell.edu (John Austin) writes:
>So I'm listenning to the local radio station yesterday.  Seem as if some
>sophmore (sp?) here at Cornell has attracted the attention of the Authorities
>by posting child pornography to "some national network.  Appropriate action
>has been taken to prevent a recurrence" sez the radio.
>Hmmmmm.  What network could that be?  What action do you think they took?

They have started STAY posting articles with CALM subliminal messages in them
to immobilize all DO the readers of NOT usenet so that they MOVE can arrest
everyone en masse SURRENDER for reprogramming PEACEFULLY by the authorities.
The official THE justification is HALFTRACKS that since usenet ARE is a
cooperative venture, YOUR everyone must (therefore) FRIENDS be equally guilty.
As it happens, BIG the "child BROTHER pornography" was LOVES posted by YOU a
Justice Department shill.

>So, Cornell is clamping down on opportunities for filth, degradation, and
>moral turpitude.  

I'm sorry, I ran out of moral turpitude the last time I cleaned out my paint
brushes.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kohli (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Subject: short shameful headwear
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Reply-To: kohli@aslmr.med.ge.com (Mr. Bad Judgment)
Organization: Cheesewursts Unfettered, Ltd.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 92 21:35:27 GMT

when it's cold out, i have to wear SMT caps.

i hate it when they scrape off.
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Afternoon snack?
Keywords: Pastry,dairy,harlot
Date: 15 Nov 92 19:13:23 GMT


	Strumpets and clotted cream.


-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Artemis Deserts Me
Date: 17 Nov 92 01:51:26 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: caz@owlnet.rice.edu's message of 17 Nov 92 00:25:24 GMT


This post would have been a lot better if you'd told us you'd shot Artemis.
--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Not a NEW catchphrase
Date: 22 Nov 92 19:50:22 GMT
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper


'I was therein obliged to santize the operation.'

ciao
drieux

ps: those persons not privay to access will be sanitized.


-- 
Modern Day Problems:
Little Miss Muffett, sat on a ToughtIt,
Eating her Kurds and Weighs, Along came a Spider,
and she drove off with the Neat Guy with a HOT CAR!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Where Id rather be
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 15:09:50 GMT

Im at work now. But id rather be at some overpriced bar, letting some
drunk 37 year old yuppie woman buy me drinks and then make a pass at
me.


ahh, memories........


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: just curious
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 01:03:01 GMT

In article <1992Nov16.155912.27459@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mneeley@nyx.cs.du.edu (Mark Neeley) writes:
>What's the scientific name for eye gunk?
>
>	Mark

McDonald's Vanilla Milkshake [tm].


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Breaking up is hard to do.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 19 Nov 92 16:17:00 CST


In article <ZmyHuB4w165w@mantis.co.uk>, mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Crash Dominus") writes:
> >     You know, people occasionally ask me what secret it is that makes my
> > relationship with J.F. so fabulously successful (eight years old next
> > month, and still lustful, respectful, surprising, and romantic at the
> > same time) and unfortunately I have to say that it is due in large part
> > to our policy of never living less then seventy-five miles apart.
> 
> Sad but true.  Similarly, I think the reason I get on so well with Helen is
> that she keeps going away to foreign countries for months at a time.  Year
> before last it was Russia, currently it's Germany.

There's a pattern here. The only reason I have any time in my life for t.b
is that my love and I are on opposite ends of the continent.

She's had Usenet access for some time, but doesn't partake. Better taste
than me.
From: 002519m@ace.acadiau.ca (KRISTIAN AARON MACCALL)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Lunch
Date: 16 Nov 92 18:34:04 GMT
Organization: Acadia University

In article <1992Nov16.022246.28668@scott.skidmore.edu> croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth) writes:
>From: croth@scott.skidmore.edu (catherine roth)
>Subject: Re: Lunch
>Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 02:22:46 GMT


Passed that quickly, did it?!
Wowzers...
I usually spend all afternoon digesting...
From: mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: irony
Date: 23 Nov 92 05:52:48 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1ep46hINNhhb@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu>, ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Ar
thur Delano) writes:
>The irony in the debate about homosexuals in the military
>is that in one of the greatest armies of the ancient world,
>homosexuality was encouraged to ensure that the ranks of men
>stayed closely allied.
Not only that but in a nighttime march it helped the men keep tight ranks and
follow closely upon one another.
>
>It also kept them off the women of the cities they invaded.
>
>Read almost any history about ancient Sparta and see for yourself.
>
>AjD
>--
>                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
>"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
>
-- 
MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN
758-0207
MLSA

"I really do appreciate the fact you're sitting here, you're voice sounds so
wonderful but your face don't look too clear so barmaid bring a pitcher,
another round of brew, why don't we get drunk and screw?"- J. Buffett
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the price of tea and as if i care
Date: 16 Nov 1992 06:26:18 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

I bought a cd at everything's a dollar.
it cost a dollar.
i like it.
the artist is richard x heyman
the title is living room!!
the music is remeniscent of marshall crenshaw.

two identical little cd booklets came with the disk.
i only need one of them.
the first self-addressed, stamped envelope i receive
will get the other one.  the booklet will be modified 
and become a singular work.  needless to say, this 
offer is only extended to somebody with a postal
address in the united states.

mail to:

  creations as executed within
  the bounds of copyright laws
  on the cd booklet of richard
  x heyman's living room!! cd.
  c/o art delano
  701 madison place
  ann arbor, MI  48103

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hold on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: reminisce
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 05:59:31 GMT



the thing I miss about the seventies more than the big lapels
and the gold medallions is being able to buy those ferocious
dart guns that you could stick to a window at 40 ft. And being
able to take the rubber tip off and shoot the dog and hear him
yelp in surprise and pain. 
--

"when marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws"  -R.A. Wilson

	\\\\\sean/////
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Grep.
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 07:56:48 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.195744.13563@microsoft.com> benth@microsoft.com (Ben) writes:
>csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
>>>Does the NSA grep the newsfeed like Kibo?
>
>You mean naked, wearing a clown mask?

Hey!  I never wear a clown mask.
							-- K.
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Poe interrupts the coronation, part V
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:23:33 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

** And Negro Democrats All ** wrote Poe in the rafters.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Subject: Junior proctologist from hell. (Read any good books lately?
X-Inspiration: It came to me in a dream.
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:41:42 GMT

rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:

> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>> Dan the Man <DED110@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>>     I'm supposed to read a collection of short stories from a 'serious'
>>
>>Steven King is a serious author?  Sigh.  There is definitely something wrong

>Steven King has some gems in amongst the crap.

>His problem is that you can only milk so much out of the supernatural.

    "Some sort of uninary infection, eh? What sort of symptoms
are you having, besides the burning?"
    "Well, pretty much it just, umm, just hurts when I pee, you know..."
It had gone on too long; the pain, the short shock of mixed feelings
that went along with every task. The stealth involved in entering their
bedchambers was still simple enough, no lack of concentration there.
But focussing on their spirits, wrapping his silky form about their
souls as he entered them physically, entered their bodies, with the
pain, the burn in his member foremost in his mind -- this was too much.
Not so much in the pain, but as a distraction, it was more than he could
stand. And finally, they had come asking after his quota.
He had to do something. 
    "It's beginning to interfere with my work."

  The physician had gone to the corner to get a pair a gloves. Turning back
across the room, he picked up a small foil tube, and began to spread some
of its ooze along a finger. "If you could just turn around, put your elbows
on the table there. I'm going to have to take a look."  Pulling the 
shimmering veils aside, he coughed lightly at the dust that rose from
underneath. 
    "Any discharge?" he asked, as the gloved finger slid inside. 
"None at all." Not a bad technique, keeping the patient distracted with
a question like that. There was a strangely pleasant sensation as the
doctor pushed against his prostate, one that quickly changed to discomfort
and pain. "Definitely enlarged. Let's see if we can get any pus here,"
he said as he began kneeding the gland from behind. 
  A small amount of .. something .. began to flow down, but the pain,
a tight sphincter and strongly impressed lifetime inhibitions left him 
unable to let it flow out. The doctor placed his hand along the shaft,
squeezing slowly from the base to the tip, but still nothing came out.
"Looks like we'll have to use a catheter," the doctor muttered to
himself, barely audibly. He let it flow -- a small sample, just enough
for a small smear on the slide.

  He handed the slide to winged attendant through the doorway. He tugged
at the gloves as he walked back across to his desk in the corner.
"That almost always works," he said. "The problem is, you can only milk so
much out of the supernatural."
    "The lab will take a while with that." He picked a huge quill from a
small crucible on the desk. "In the meantime, let me write you a prescription."


--ts	Hey, somebody had to use that line.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 16 Nov 92 22:54:29 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: November is seafood month
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,soc.women

gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>>>I want one of those five-foot-long body pillows to snuggle up against.
>>>Mark., cold nights in a shoddily-built apartment on the High Plains
>>Sorry, Gooley, I'm only 4'10"..
>So wear platform slippers.
>
>Mark., a woman is much, much more than a body pillow

Are you talking price here, or what?

Gerald -done a little window shopping
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:38870 misc.jobs.offered:13894 misc.test:13291 rec.pets:3643 alt.sex:36940 rec.humor:34441
From: meep@bigwpi.WPI.EDU (A Son of the Silent Age)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.jobs.offered,misc.test,rec.pets,alt.sex,rec.humor
Subject: Re: **BIZARRE LAWS***
Date: 20 Nov 1992 16:36:53 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: bigwpi.wpi.edu

In article <1egr5fINN65s@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> cstadba@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr C D Ward) writes:
>
>In England every able bodied man is required to practice archery with
>a long bow for at least two hours every Sunday !!!

I thought it was _every day_, but I could easily be wrong...

>The only capital offence left in England is stealing from Her Majesty's
>dockyards.

Isn't defamation of Royal character still technically a hanging offense?

While we're on the silly laws subject, is the "rule of thumb" still on the
books in England? Anyone?

Doug
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Weird Way to Have Sex
Date: 19 Nov 92 00:26:32 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.
In-reply-to: jvogel@math.rutgers.edu's message of 18 Nov 92 20:12:32 GMT

> In bed, with a live microphone nearby, next to the speaker. Every little
> grunt or moan would be elevated into a horrific, feedback squeal.

Tape it, then slow it down about twenty times and sell it in new age
bookstores as an underwater recording of a mother whale playing with its calf.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mrx@sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: the atrocity exhibition
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 92 01:24:36 GMT


>In article <sjvq80c@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>>mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu writes:
>>|gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:

>>||Mark., a woman is much, much more than a body pillow
>>|Yeah, I hear she's a smoke.
>>
>>What kind of smoke would she be?


green, noxious, radioactive.


oh, wait.  that's just me, projecting.


		mr x

		i know something about love
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: LUBRIDERM HERPEPHELIA
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 23:58:10 GMT


I love girls like that.  Reclining on a couch with only the flimsiest
night gown covering her creamy white skin and well soaped genitals.
She luxuriously reaches over to stroke my rough back and the raised
edge of scales along my tail.  I can only open long mouth and stare
glassy eyed in pleasure.
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I know what happened to Amy S. Kahn
Date: 22 Nov 1992 12:55:36 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: sal-sun33.usc.edu

In article <98657@netnews.upenn.edu> kahn@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Amy S Kahn) writes:
>In article <1992Nov21.153528.8528@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu> lmallett@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Lawrence P. Mallett) writes:
>>And of course if she doesn't, she'll just have to be punished..
>Ooh!  Punish me, babe!  PUNISH ME!!!!!!!!

Rev. Wildmon would not approve.

5150
From: dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep attends the assassination, part XXI (remix)
Date: 24 Nov 92 04:39:38 GMT
Organization: Manumission:  The Campus Men's Forum

It was going to be a long ceremony, post mortem, that was for sure. 
I giggled and ran in sight until I was righteous.  Leakey cum Leakey
had shrunk to the size of a pea scooper.  Contraband. The King was
coming and so was I, and so I wept for the love of Marilyn. He wore a
crown of thongs, each one entrusted with the legend "this side up" in
god denim and pairs of Jews
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] The Wumpus")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MY FANTASTY HEARING AID COMPANY
Summary: I *dare* you to get this joke.
Date: 20 Nov 92 00:15:07 GMT
	<1eef5gINN4to@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> <74500@apple.apple.COM>
Followup-To: alt.fan.thurber
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: bc@Apple.COM's message of 19 Nov 92 21:37:37 GMT

In article <74500@apple.apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>   Once I went to see John Zorn at Harvard.

    John comes by here every couple of months.  I never go to the show,
but he and I go way back and we usually go out for beer afterwards.  I
like to go to Petrov's, because they have a good beer selection, and I
always insist that John get a bottle of Xingu, which is brewed in
Brazil.  He's always puzzled, but he humors me.  I don't think he's
caught on yet.

--

                And for to se, and eek for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: A quote looking for a context
Date: 20 Nov 1992 21:09:04 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


"It's impossible to make coffee without getting your hands wet."


AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
"My words are so small that it's hard to hang on to them" - Mark Edwards
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: more
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 92 01:25:11 GMT


want need want need want need. damnit i don't want more i *need* it! give
it to me now. all of it. yes yes yes. more and more until i say i can't
take it then give me yet more. hurry hurry hurry, i can't wait any longer.
i need more. NEED damnit. jeezus don't you get it? give it to me i need it
more thatn you do. please? please? 
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Turing
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 22:22:07 GMT

In <Bxx77t.CxD@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:

>My most recent Turing Machine program adds two 16 bit numbers:

Well, what do you know?

ata boy wrote something *interesting*.

Well, OK, it was only interesting *by comparison* with the crap he usually
fountains out his ass, but hey, when you see the paramecia do back flips,
it's really very impressive even if they never leave the drop of water...
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Picasso-puss)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short, shameful confession
Distribution: world
Date: 19 Nov 92 21:28:11 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

When I have a document on-screen as well as hard copy in front of me,
I will occasionally lick my finger before clicking the mouse to go
to the next page.

--
gets kind of grubby after a while

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net