HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: What pisses me off.
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 31 Jul 92 09:49:48 MST

In article <92212.163239LXS117@psuvm.psu.edu>, <LXS117@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
> Only once in my long life have I been pissed
> off.  It was in the spring and I was camping-
> I love observing the wee critters romping
> about in nature's playground.  I was having
> a splendid time under a big old larch, and I
> drifted off to sleep...
>    In my dreams I thought of long grain wild
> rice....mmmmmmmm.....sooooo crunchy.....
>    Then I woke up, and much to my chagrin I
> was crunching on a mouthful of earwigs.
>    At first, I was repulsed....but then delighted
> by the crisp, playful taste of the little crawlies...
> 
> 
>    .....and I wasn't pissed anymore!
> 
>                              A pleased connoisseur...
>                       Lloyd Xavier Schickelgruber, esquire.

 	ARE YOU WAVEY DAVEY IN DISGUISE??? 

	SUCH MYSTERIES THE MODERN WORLD PROVIDES FOR OUR DIVERSION!

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: baby@info.polymtl.ca (Philippe Grant)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal, Canada
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 17:38:35 GMT


   > just to get the fire going for this new group:
   > 	Clinton is a homo.

    Yeah, but a tax and spend homo!!!!

   Richard Dyrda
   Vote for Bush or we may never know greatness!

Could you send me a .gif or .gl or yourself so I can "read your lips" while
you say that?

Thanks

--
Philippe Grant                     |
Etudiant, Genie Informatique       | If it ain't broke,
Ecole Polytechnique de Montreal    | DON'T FIX IT!!!
baby@info.polymtl.ca               | Including this signature!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: russ@math.okstate.edu (Russ "Random" Smith)
Subject: Re: Ken visits London
Organization: Aggie? What precisely is an Aggie?
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 03:09:20 GMT

In <cBgBoB33w165w@mantis.co.uk> mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew) writes:

>ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>> I'll be in London on 26 and 27 July.  Anyone want to say hello?

>I've come to the conclusion that it's probably better not to meet anyone who
>posts to talk.bizarre.  They're probably all fat and bearded, with nasty
>plastic-framed coke-bottle glasses and chronic hygeine problems.  I'm not
>sure I could stand the disappointment.

God damn you, mathew, they're wire framed.

-Random

-- 
Russ "Random" Smith
+----===Comedy!  Sudden, violent comedy!===-----------russ@okstate.edu--------+
|  Godfather of the Random Gang; Diplomat of the Brotherhood of Evil MUDders  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 18:12:21 GMT
Michael:  cancer is a crisis.  But it also has a well organized fund-raising 

The Rodney King verdict is indicative, I believe, of deep-rooted racism in this
country that is allowed to persist!  If Bush would foster a political climate 
that welcomes diversity and doesn't perpetuate fear of blacks, women, other 
minorities, then we wouldn't have verdicts that lay the blame on the victim:  
in this case a muscular black man.

The recession is easing?  Where?  Have you heard the latest unemployment 
figures?  I do applaud Bush for extending unemployment benefits....but that's 
where my applause ends.  Here in Ohio our economy is not any better than it was
four years ago (or 12 years ago when Reagan took the helm)  -- it is worse.

Should we vote to keep the status quo (or worse)?  Or vote for Clinton and give
this country a chance?

Carol
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,alt.newbie,alt.sex.carasso,alt.fan.gooley,alt.politics.gooley,alt.gobment.lones
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Subject: CARASSO: TAKE A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE (CJ, LIPPERT,GOOLEY...)
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 23:14:39 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.rap


do do do, dop de do, do do do
do do do, dop de do, do do do
hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

lstewart took the low road, turned on the other cheek, 
dac is not food, but a questionable geek,
david known as "uncle fester",
ian hates to be the book lender,
saul's job was taken by the new kid,
probably was another yid,
anne always pays the bills,
but only with shiney pills,
that come in the red-bordered envelopes.

do do do, dop de do, do do do
hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
hey babe, I said take a walk on the wild side

lady firebird's "caught in space."
lippert is aliase ace,
changin' m to more,
tryin' read life's great score,
while pontius pilate take my life,
and cj cannot find a record store,
and's loosin' sight of her office floor,
and lookin' for gooley for a whore, 
but she says hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side.
she says hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side.
...with the new eno single.


do do do, dop de do, do do do
hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey babe,  take a walk on the wild side

and the african-american girls say:

do do do, dop de do, do do do
do do do, dop de do, do do do
do do do, dop de do, do do do

carasso "reeking with white boy rhythm"
.
-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.




Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Naked City Water Usage
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:38:12 GMT

"so you have to decide what's more important: the drought or a close shave?"



BoB
teCh
"ow. cut myself.  damn."

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh)
Subject: Naked City Typography
Organization: sulphur & oxygen
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:40:25 GMT


"Looks like it was done in crayon.  Cool."


BoB
teCh
platen
From: tslater@nmsu.edu (Ted Slater)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: trouble brews and abates in the space of only a few paragraphs
Date: 30 Jul 92 22:39:28 GMT
Distribution: talk.bizarre
Organization: Computing Research Lab


Cloaked in the cloying muck of my misery I staggered streetward from
the alleyway. Furtive, frightened glances first left then right
revealed the thoroughfare to be thoroughly bare, but the naked terror
of what I'd just been through threw stinging bolts up and down my
spine. I felt like my peripheral nerves had been yanked out like so
many weeds and replaced with tentacles from an angry Portuguese
man-o'-war.

Exposed now on the street, I wanted nothing more than to regain my
lost anonymity and seclusion. My bootheels made barely audible
grinding noises on the pavement, the music of the city's erosion in
geologic time. Sodium vapor lights struggled against the darkness,
turning the avenues to luminescent strings of aging pearls, each a
static pool of white-orange.

The street was crowded with crumbling brownstones, their windows
staring out at me black and lifeless as a doll's eyes.

I had travelled barely 50 meters when I saw the emerald eyes glowing,
glowering at me from a basement window. As I began to run, my scream
was a dry heave of fear and anguish.

With the wail of rending metal, the streetlight ahead heaved suddenly
toward me and recoiled only slightly backward as 300 kilograms of
muscle and claws landed on it.  My brain registered the sickening flap
of leathery wings and claws on hollow metal as the thing struggled to
keep it's perch. Looking up I saw its inky silhouette against the
night sky, two glowing green eyes at the event horizon of its black
bulk.

I shot off the sidewalk for the other side of the street. I was
halfway across in two strides, dimly aware of an increasing roar to my
right even as I heard, felt, the thud as the thing leapt down to the
sidewalk in pursuit of its prey. I was half a meter in the air over
the curb when the screech of brakes sent the final rush of adrenalin
coursing through my ravaged veins. As I slumped to the concrete, I
heard the snapping of thick bones and metal and the slapping of wings
on asphalt. Two points of green light went grey and then winked out. I
was smiling as I slipped into darkness.
--
     		    I got a full-on robot chubby!
			      - Evil Ted

Ted Slater	Internet:	tslater@nmsu.edu
N6QXA		America Online:	TedSlater (tedslater@aol.com)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Rictus Hep speaks to Lord Snooty...
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 92 04:18:10 GMT




..."Prominent men have prominent noses."


-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Yabba Dabba Foo")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep Fails His Escape
Date: 31 Jul 92 15:48:34 GMT
Followup-To: Don't you dare.
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: sfm1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu's message of 31 Jul 92 01:48:30 GMT

In article <1992Jul31.014830.128370@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sfm1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT F. MASTROIANNI) writes:
>   Rictus doesn't specify that the hacksaw blade sawn into his sock should be
>   bi-metal and fails to cut through even a single bar.
>   -- 
>			     /\          /\
>			    //\\        //\\
>			   ///\\\      ///\\\
>			  ///  \\\    ///  \\\
>			 ///    \\\  ///    \\\
>			///      \\\///      \\\
>		       ///        \\//        \\\
>

    1.  Birthplace of David Lynch.

    2.  Rictus Hep's hacksaw, close up.

    3.  Madonna, axial view.

    4.  Keroke Keroke Frog's eyebrows.

    5.  Baba Yaga's front teeth.

    6.  Art Deco EEG.

    7.  New brimless Panama hat.

    8.  Letter W from the Dead Letter Office.

    9.  Waist and upper thighs of woman in sleeveless wet suit.

   10.  Proof that Superman can indeed ``bend steel in his bare hands''.

   11.  Proof that Superman can indeed ``change the course of mighty rivers''.

   12.  Stemless pine trees.

   13.  Horizontal lightning stroke.

   14.  Detail of Lichtenstein painting of Charlie Brown.

   15.  Spring.

   16.  Cross section of aqueduct.

   17.  Bracts.

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose
From: mrx@annexia.esd.sgi.com (you: coma: marilyn monroe)
Subject: 100 words
Organization: the atrocity exhibition
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 18:50:38 GMT


She is a food processor, chopping him nightly
into bite-size pieces.  He comes home a vegetable
each evening; the kind varies.  Sometimes he's a 
steadfast zuchini, other times a ripe tomato that 
gushes at the first touch of the blade.  Occasionally, 
he's an ear of corn, impenetrable below the surface.

Tonight she broods, anticipating his arrival.  Set
on Grind, she hopes to work her way up to Puree' or
even Liquefy, should the opportunity present itself.

He slips in through the back door, a wilted asparagus 
spear.  She attacks him swiftly, spilling his savory
juices across the hardwood floor.



			mr x
From: Jim.Davies@prg.ox.ac.uk (A Wooden Fish on Wheels)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: little charlie and the nightcats: a review
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:55:46 GMT
Organization: Foundations for the Laboratory of Computer Science, Oxford
In-reply-to: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com's message of 20 Jul 92 21:15:32 GMT


In article <...> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

   % Meanwhile, bc went up & got one of Little Charlie's picks for me.  
   % I was touched... I turned the relic over in my fingers and gushed
   % my gratitude at bc.  (The pick is heavy, stiff, and purple.) 

A friend handed me one of Jah Wobble's plectra when I was oooh about
seventeen, and now I've seen the Wobble live. Not _heavy_, but deep; not
_stiff_, but fluid; not _purple_, but hey!

This was _my_ live experience of the year...vIsiOns Of yOu. 

Jim

  => though Robyn's back in town later this month, and maybe he'll surpass 
     the Wobble experience 
--
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ba.politics,ca.politics
From: guido@island.COM (Guido Marx)
Subject: Re: Don't get me started (Part 3)
Keywords: DIE RAT BASTARD(tm)
Organization: Island Graphics Corp.  San Rafael, Ca.
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 16:33:41 GMT

In article <1992Jul27.163404.4689@clipper.ingr.com> kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:
>
>     In Sunday's edition of the San Jose Mercury News, a full page 
>advertisement from Stan Shore (CEO, ACC-U-TUNE & BRAKE Corporation)
>asks us if we have had ENOUGH! (Let's make California great again)
>
>Here is his proposal:
>
>A graduated gasoline tax: 20 cents per gallon the 1st year, increasing
>                          by 5 cents per year for the next six years.
>
>Monies collected would be disbursed as follows:
>
>65% - local communities for education at all levels
>25% - local and regional mass transit projects
>10% - state and local parks
>
>"REAL NUMBERS" illustrate his point. Based on 50 gallons per month usage,
>a twenty cents per gallon tax will cost each driver only only $10 a month.
>Do you only use 50 gallons of gas a month?

Actually, my HOUSEHOLD uses less than this every month.  But, we only
have one car.  Perhaps you should examine what you could do to use
less gasoline.  My one objection to this plan is that it seems to be
pretty regressive (ie: people in lower incomes would tend to pay
larger percentages of their incomes).  

>and tell him that until our legislators can prove to the voting public
>that they can balance a budget, there is not one good reason they 
>should receive one penny more of your tax dollars. Also, if this man
>has enough money to pay for a full page advertisement, he has enough
>to pay for a full page retraction. I further suggest you boycott 
>ACC-U-TUNE & BRAKE if at all possible.

I don't think that our legislators ability to balance a budget is nearly
as important as their ability to spend our tax dollars in a prudent
manner (both seem to be sadly lacking at the present time).  

However, I wouldn't want to boycott ACC-U-TUNE & BRAKE for making this
proposal.  At least he is considering possible solutions to our problems.

Guido









Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: Posts being misdirected
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 05:49:30 GMT

cjs@canctr.mc.duke.edu writes:

>x xxxxxxxxxx xxx xx xxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xx xxxx bboard....xxx xx xx xxx
>xxx xxxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxxxxxx xx xxx xxxxxxx xxxxx-xxxxxx xx xx xxxx. x
>xxx xxx xxxxx xxxxxx xx xxx xxxxxxxx bboard, xxxx xxxx XXXXXXXX. x xx 
>xxx xxxxxx xxxx bboard, xx x xx xxx xxxx xxxx xxx xx xx xxx'x xxxxxxx.
>Xxxxxxx xx xxxxxxxxx xx....xxxx xxxx xxx xxxxxxx xx xxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxx
>xx xxxx bboard xxxx xx xx xxxxxx xx xxx xx xxx.

Yessssss.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Texas Instruments, Inc
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 15:57:47 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.161749.3728@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:
>If 
>you're gay, there won't be sufficient funding for AIDS research.  

Correct me if I'm wrong, but last time I checked AIDS was funded at a
higher dollar value per person affected than any other disease, and
practically every reputable AIDS researcher in the country has said
that money is NOT the problem; the problem is (was?) the FDA rules on
getting things qualified for use.

>The economy? 
>Well, perhaps we can go have another air raid on IRAQ...use some 
>weapons...spend some defense money.

If I hear this kind of stupid charge one more time, I think I may go
ahead and vote for Bush, no matter how stupid I think he is.  Anyone
who has supporters who think in terms of 'good' and 'evil' and assume
that the other side would start a war to stay in office probably
shouldn't be elected, and that, unfortunately, leaves George Bush.

-- 
"Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live
 in the real world."   -- Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fred.McCall@dseg.ti.com - I don't speak for others and they don't speak for me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british,alt.sex
From: rxkgre@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Geof Evans)
Subject: Re: SEX
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 20:39:40 EST

<<<* Who gives a shit what others think or do ?
     Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you.
     Clean up your own back yard,
     Around yourself, surround
     Joyous things abound
     And what's right, by you
     Is all you need do
     Care less, just decide
     What you need or desire or can stand or cannot
     Can't change what's not yours
     But you don't have to stay          
     Where you can't stand the ways
     Be free of frustration
     Choose your own destination
                        
                               ------------
                               be seein' ya
                               ------------ 
-- 
  ___________________________________________________________________  
|| Geof Evans                 | DOMAIN: rxkgre@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au  ||
|| Melbourne,Australia 3000   | Tel: +61 3 663 3663		     ||
||   If they *really* wanna know...tell 'em that God was drunk.      ||
||___________________________________________________________________||
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Restricted breeding (was Re: The Moat around God's Eye)
Date: 22 Jul 92 23:53:27 GMT
Distribution: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.sf.written,misc.test,rec.pets,misc.test
Organization: Logic Modelling Inc of Beaverton Oregon

In article <5650@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (R. P. White) writes:
>
>I hereby nominate the hairless mole be adopted as the official
>talk.bizarre mammal. 
>
>I also propose that, in the future, we select our queen in this manner. 

  I will second that nomination.  The voting can begin - all in favor?
 
  [Time passes]

  Opposed?

  [Time passes]

  Now, who wants to be first queen?


  Is this fun, or what?

	- Larry Huntley
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)
  Logic Modeling Corporation      |    In seeking the unattainable, simplicity
        Beaverton,  OR            |            only gets in the way.
    Stop Continental Drift!       |          (ACM SIGPLAN, Sept 1982)
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short shameful confession.
Date: 23 Jul 92 21:42:13 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,rec.gambling,alt.california
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

I was teaching one the people in the office how to use a spreadsheet
program. One of the things I do in order to look busy is to redo my
personal budget all the time so it looks like I'm busy (no, that's not
the confession). Anyway, she takes a look at it while we're going through
it and says "Wow! You give $115 to charity every month? That's really a
lot." She went on and on about what a generous person I am.

I couldn't bring myself to tell her that about $85 of it is where I
hide my Lotto expenditures.

rp -- and most of the rest is cash I toss in the hat at AA meetings.
From: thinman@netcom.com (Technically Sweet)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Top tips
Date: 21 Jul 92 05:49:46 GMT
Organization: International Foundation for Internal Freedom

dpl@aber.ac.uk (David Philip Langstaff) writes:


>Drill a small hole in the door of your refrigerator to enable you to 
>check that the light goes out when you shut the door.

Or, you could just stay in there and be sure without
doing any material damage.

Hey kids!  Try this at home!  Alone!


Yer Ever-Lovin Auntie Fascist
-- 

Lance Norskog

Data is not information is not knowledge is not wisdom.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23785 alt.sex:25376 soc.culture.british:10847
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,soc.culture.british
Subject: Re: Homophobia
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british,alt.grammar.usage
Date: 29 Jul 92 00:12:45
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
	<YeRDxvC00WDK00tKp7@andrew.cmu.edu> <nsb9dqk@fido.asd.sgi.com>
	<1992Jul29.024939.1109@spool.cs.wisc.edu>
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu
In-reply-to: rawdon@cabrales.cs.wisc.edu's message of 29 Jul 92 02:49:39 GMT

In article <1992Jul29.024939.1109@spool.cs.wisc.edu> rawdon@cabrales.cs.wisc.edu (Michael Rawdon) writes:

> [...] Maybe in a few years we can look forward to the word "ratchet" having
> 57 different meanings, as noun, verb, adjective, adverb and pronoun.  [...]
> This is growth?  So is cancer.

Poor dear; your mind is a traitor to your cause.
You know, it invents new meanings for words every time you hear or use them.
This is due to the ubiquitous miracle we call Context.

> Fuck.  You.

Case in point.
Does this really mean the same thing it did every other time you said it?
Does it indicate the same emotional attitude as it did when

	* your ex-girlfriend spat in your face?
	* the Jehovah's Witnesses came by?
	* you wandered down the street, naked, alone, betrayed by
	  everyone and everything you once held dear, and a homeless
	  person approached you and badgered you for spare change?

If it does, then you are a singularly one-dimensional person.
More likely, you just thought these were all "the same meaning."
But I'd hesitate to equate defiance, rage, annoyance, and utter despair;
and I'm sure the same epithet can express 53 other situational varieties.


nj
--
[Rictus Hep doesn't worry about semantics because semantics worries about him.]
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu> (Zed)
Subject: Rictus Hep dreams the impossible dream
Originator: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 17:22:25 GMT

He tilts at hydroelectric plants.

-- 
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu     Metaphysical Help: $.05         The Philosopher Is
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Homework for Newbies
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 16:15:40 GMT

In article <70241@apple.Apple.COM> bc@apple.com (bill coderre) writes:
>
>Some people believe that it is the very pique of bizarreness to
>crosspost dumb flames to every group under the sun, and "catch" people
>posting to misc.test.
>
>"Ha Ha," they say, "Caught another newbie."
>
>Yawn. Been there, done that.
>It isn't even hard.
>
>How bizarre can you be in 100 words? nj and I need some very short
>stories to put onto snatches of music that he and Mister X have
>written. If we like your stories, maybe they'll get set to music, put
>on my answering machine, or put on a compilation tape.
>
>Let the competition begin.
>
>mr HEINOUS
>the elder gods offer valuable cash prizes and free gifts
>
>NB: exactly one hundred words. No more, no less.

I could feel the warmth of her leg against mine as she shifted 
her weight. The cloth that separated us was sheer and I knelt
at her feet. She arched her back pressing the cradle of her
pelvis against my neck. She slowly undid the clamps. As the         
barrier fell away the air began to fill with the tiny insects
that she gave off. They formed a swirling vapour around my head
and began to fill my nose and mouth. Her hand rested on my shoulder
and she pulled me into her, my eyes became milky as her ribcage 
re-sealed.  
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre