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From: nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson)
Subject: Re: Sexy Clothes
Organization: 
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:03:28 CDT

(Greg Lindahl) writes:
|> (Christine Nelson) writes:
|> 
|> >Davy, sweetie, honey...
|> >
|> >The only thing you're trying is my patience.  Why don't you just shut
|> >your stinking trap, and quit your incessant, infantile, whining complaints?
|> 
|> And you call *him* a net-cop? "I have a right to post in inappropriate
|> newsgroups, so you stop complaining about it, you fascist!"
|> 
Hey...I didn't tell him where and what he could post.  I simply told him to
quit his whining.  

"fascist"...good one.  I'll have to remember that.  It somehow fits Mr. Kovar.

Christine 


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: garrett@math.rice.edu (David Garrett)
Subject: Re: Rai's Personal Ad
Organization: Dept. of Mathematics, Rice University
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 19:27:10 GMT

>	Because all I ever wanted
>		Was in your eyes.."

How very true. It's an oft-overused cliche, but the eyes truly are the 
windows of the soul. I can tell more about someone in five minutes by 
looking in their eyes, without saying a word, than by anything else.

Some men are attracted to breasts, or legs, or buttocks; some women are 
attracted to the corresponding male analogues.

As for me, the eyes have it.

Dave
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: aa324@yfn.ysu.edu (Marlene Miller)
Subject: 44 Y/O SJW, Northeastern Ohio
Reply-To: aa324@yfn.ysu.edu (Marlene Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 13:08:21 GMT


Hi, 
 
I'm a 44 year-old, caucasian, single (never married), Jewish woman 
interested in corresponding with a single/divorced/widowed Jewish man. 

Does this sound like you?   Religiously observant, intelligent, good
sense of humor, enjoys the outdoors, sensitive, caring, smiles easily,
enjoys watching or playing sports, non-smoker, non-drinker, not a
drug user, knows how to play chess or would like to learn, likes to
read, likes Star Trek, likes to travel, enjoys photography, likes
walks on beaches picking up sea shells, pebbles, and driftwood, 
enjoys 'playing' with computers, cuddly, not fussy about clothing,
a Nice Guy, likes a variety of hobbies and has many interests.
 
If it does... maybe we should get to know each other.
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Subject: Re: she's here!
From: scamp@acme.gen.nz (scamp)
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 02:51:15 GMT
Reply-To: scamp@acme.gen.nz (scamp)
Organization: ACME BBS - Public Access Usenet, Palmerston North, New Zealand

In article <orr.11@engr.latech.edu> orr@engr.latech.edu (John Orr) writes:
> All I have to say is that I'm glad to see my fiancee this weekend! We have 
> one of those danged LDR's.
> 
Are there many people on the net who have LDR's?  
I am talking about people who eventually get to meet their SO once a month
or so.

> 
> Gotta go!
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>         John Orr            | "If thou wilt that a woman bee not visious nor
>     Systems Engineer        |desire men, take the private members of a Woolfe,
>  Louisiana Tech University  |and the haires which doe grow on the cheekes, or
> 318/257-3097        (voice) |the eye-brows of him, and the hairs which bee 
> orr@engr.latech.edu (email) |under his beard, and burne it all, and give it to
>                             |her to drinke when she knowethe not, and she shal
>                             |desire no other man." - Albertus Magnus
>                             |  I would think this would annoy the "Woolfe."
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>     These views are MINE, not my employer's, my fiancee's or my cat's.   
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------


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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: anonymus+1525@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: Killer joke (+ SWM ISO S*F)
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 00:11:50 GMT


Q: What did Prince Charming say to Snow White?
A: Nothing.  Neither ever got up the nerve to post.

Guess that means I'm not Prince Charming.  :-)  If that's who you were looking
for, maybe he's in the next ad.  I can assure you that rewarding relationships
between mature, *good* people have started right here, so even if I bore you to
tears it's worth giving the next guy a chance.

So, if I'm not Prince Charming, who am I?  Am I a BMW-driving, brie-munching
yuppie?  Am I a leather-clad, motorcycle-driving rebel?  Am I a barefoot
long-haired hippie?  None of the above, although I share some attributes with
each.  I'm a man who enjoys many pleasures, from the sublime to the silly and
from the athletic to the romantic.  I love to learn, and to be with people who
share that love.  I'm inclined to look toward the future, but not by denying
the past.  I'm a passionate man, but also (as a consequence, in fact) no
stranger to self-restraint.  Above all, I try to be honest and fair, even when
it would be easier to be otherwise.

What sort of person am I looking for?  The longest journey begins with a single
step, so right now all I'm looking for is a friend.  Someone to go to the
Museum of Science with, or to learn snowboarding with, or exchange jokes with,
or look at fall color with, or whatever.  I can do all those things alone *and
enjoy them that way*, but it's even more fun when an experience can be shared
with someone else.  Let's just have fun together, and worry about the other
stuff later.

This last deserves a paragraph to itself.  I'm also looking for a partner when
I resume taking ballroom dancing classes, probably at the Newton/Wellesley
Dance Center on the corner of Rtes. 9 and 16.  It's a lot of fun, it's a useful
social skill, and it's a great way to meet other guys in case you decide I'm no
fun.  ;-)
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From: bacon@mtu.edu (Jeff Bacon)
Subject: Re: photos or phonecalls
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 02:26:04 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.211550.28656@cs.tulane.edu> jordan@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
>The university finally got new vending machines in the bathrooms.  The
>same machine sells both condoms and Tylenol... you know what they say...
>one or the other to cure a headache!  ;-)

hmm. I once read that that excuse "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache"
doesn't actually hold water cause sex cures headaches...?

>    If you've ever talked to (over the phone) or seen a picture of
>    one of your e-mail pals, did it change your perception of him/her?
>    Did you e-mail him/her more?  Less?  Still the same amount?  Did his/her
>    phone personality (or appearance in the photo) match his/her
>    e-mail personality?

yuppers. even gone to meet people I met via the net. Made a couple of
really good close friends this way too. (So naturally, I send them more
email now :) )

Yes, it's changed my perception of them. I don't think there's really
any way it can't. (Not that this is necessarily good or bad.)

I've generally been surprised at how people I've met over the net have
differed in person than what I might have expected. sometimes it's 
interesting, and it can help us break some of those silly notions
we may have.

this is a dual-edged sword, of course. Consider. You've met a MOTOS
(as oppoesd to MOTSS) on the net, been talking for some time...you
draw in your mind a picture of who they might be. perhaps you
get interested in this person romantically. but then you find out
that you really don't find them that attractive...then what??
(or perhaps the reverse, they don't find you attractive...)

>An inquiring mind wants to know!

are you a reporter for the national enquirer? :)

-bacon
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.3462@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Hey SF's, do you resemble Dominique Francon?
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Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 03:56:11 GMT
X-Iso: SF

If you think and act like Dominique Francon, then I want to talk 
to you.  The reason?  I think and act like Howard Roark.  I'll be 
waiting for you in the granite quarry......

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From: young7905@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: alt.personals
Date: 14 Oct 92 17:16:48 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

Does anyone out there want to have computer sex if so please reply to my little
posting. Females only please.
From: kimmyd@bnr.ca (Kimmy Posey P920)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: sexy clothing
Date: 12 Oct 92 20:33:56 GMT
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP

In article <BvvtuA.4A4@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
> 
>Variety is the spice of life.  Surprise me!
> 
>The most important thing a woman can wear is a look in her eye that says
>it all without words.
> 
>On a practical note, however...   May I suggest that all women investigate
>those front-opening brassieres?   The design is greatly more "user-friendly"
>than the standard rear-clip bra.

I don't know if I agree here Andy.  I find it easier to reach around and open
the fastener with one hand from behind.  However the front-opening models seem
to require me to use both hands, in a face-to-face situation anyway.  I think
this is because you have to put your wrist in an awkward angle.  Of course not
all rear-opening models are practical for one-handed operation.  What do the
rest of you folks think?  More importantly what is most comfortable and
convenient for the wearer?

KimmyD (I'm a man in case your curious. Factory equipment as a matter of fact)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sussman@cs.cornell.edu (Stephen H. Sussman)
Subject: Re: Dave is Anal Retentive (was: Sexy Clothes)
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 17:44:18 GMT

nelson@eastrg1.cray.com (Christine Nelson) writes:

>In article <1992Oct7.042519.28080@cs.cornell.edu>, sussman@cs.cornell.edu (Stephen H. Sussman) writes:
>A round of applause from the net continuum....

Thank you, Christine.  Nice to see that net.people.with.brains still post
to alt.p

-Steve-
From: cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.poly
Subject: Re: Christian MWM ISO Christian SWF for co-wife
Date: 9 Oct 1992 00:06:12 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: cd975@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Daniel K. Holmes)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, finneyk@seanews.akita.com (Ken Finney) says:

>
>Christian MWM looking for Christian WF for permanent
>relationship as co-wife.  I'm 5'9', 155 lbs.  
>Your age/build/children/bisexuality/ or lack thereof 
>aren't terribly important to me.  A submissive nature 
>and/or willingness to explore that side of your personality 
>would be a big plus.
> 
>
This is not a flame......to each his own....but does anyone else think 
that this posting should get the prestigeous-poly-posting-of-the-month
award? 

DKH
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From: ap-poly.114@n7kbt.rain.com (Puppy-dog)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.poly
Subject: BiWM in C-U IL area ISO **F or M&F couple
Date: 11 Oct 92 07:05:10 GMT
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I'm early 30's, in a very open relationship with a gay man who has one
other very significant male lover.  I'm attractive, healthy, fit, HIV-, and as
playful and affectionate as a puppy dog.  I'm looking for a woman or couple
with whom I can share things like passion, desire, friendship, hobbies,
or whatever works.

I enjoy a number of active outdoor activities, as well as quiet evenings with
good music and a warm fire in my fireplace.  I'm open to a variety of
different relationships from casual to long term committed.  My priorities
are honesty and respect.  I'm not interested in swinging or anything
unsafe.  I'm not into drugs, smoke, or unusually heavy people.

I think I have a lot to offer in a relationship, but feel the details
would make my identity obvious to those I work with on campus.  If you
are interested in exploring possibilites, and are in the Champaign Urbana
area of East Central Illinois, please drop me a note.
I will reply to all serious queries.




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From: ap-poly.89@n7kbt.rain.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals.poly
Subject: SF Bay Area MWC iso MWC/*WF
Date: 13 Oct 92 10:20:09 GMT
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Hi there!

Are you ready for some fun and adventure?  We think we are, so lets gets
together and find out...

We are Harris & Lonnette, a MWC who would like to meet some interesting couples
and single females around the Bay Area to get to know, have fun, create a long
term relationship, and possibly swing with.

Harris is a handsome 6' tall, 195 lbs..  Lonnette is an attractive 5'2", 115
lbs..  We are in our early thirties, have been married a while, and we're very
secure in our marriage.  If you're a "clean",  attractive, drug-free,
non-smoking couple in your 20-30's, and secure in your relationship too; lets
get to know each other.  We can exchange some email, and see if we click, and
take it from there.

Harris & Lonnette
ap-poly.89@n7kbt.rain.com



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From: ap-poly.3@n7kbt.rain.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals.poly
Subject: ISO *F in Lexington, KY area
Date: 16 Oct 92 17:35:18 GMT
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	I'm a 21 year old male who is too short on time (and a bit  
too shy) to meet many new people.  I'm interested in books  
(especially Anne Rice, Stephen King, and Robert Heinlein), bad  
movies, and role-playing games.  I'm searching for someone to trade  
e-mail with, get to know, and maybe someday.....
	Anyway, if you're in the Central Kentucky area and you're  
looking for someone who fits my description, send me some e-mail.  :)

Au revoir, mes amies



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Subject: Using the alt.personals.poly Anonymous Contact Service - The short form
Date: 11 Oct 92 09:45:01 GMT
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Last update: September 21, 1992

To post a NON-anonymous article to alt.personals.poly:

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From: ap-poly.273@n7kbt.rain.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals.poly
Subject: SWM looking for sexy large females
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:50:25 GMT
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I'm a 34/yo male who loves large women (large not tall). If you 
consider yourself to be sexy and sexxxxed up I'd really like to hear
from you! Send me some HOT email and let's get the ball rolling. If
you're in the Phila area- that's even better because I'd like to meet
with you and- who knows...



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From: ap-poly.277@n7kbt.rain.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals.poly
Subject: Stop Wondering
Date: 16 Oct 92 05:35:22 GMT
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Hi there guys/gals,
Listen I've a story to tell you. I've been in your shoes looking for
that certain one through email, but you know where I really found her,
at a 900 number. This is not an advertisement of any kind. 
I always thought that those numbers were scam, but I've tried it any way
and I fresponded several and talked with several and now Jen and I are
together for 6 months.
I'm happy.
May be you should try it too.

Here is the number I called, when I called I was in Delaware, now I live
in Western Pennsylvania, because I knew I was coming down here, I just
chose 412 area as my target.
Call 1-900-438-2752, give it a try. It's cheaper than spending $$$in bars.

AC




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From: anonymus+1128@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu (Phoenix)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.poly
Subject: ATTENTION, Ladies!!!
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:13:27 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service

Perpetually horny white male in search of any and all fuck-hungry
females for hot, mutually-satisfying, multi-orgasmic sex.  My hot
mouth and talented fingers are guaranteed to please, and I am an
experience and skilled "cocks-man".  I get as much satisfaction
helping a woman get off as I do getting off myself. 

I'm young, health, good-looking and personable; one of the best
lovers you could ever find.  I'm a "no lose" opportunity; you'll
only be disappointed if you don't respond. 

All ages, races, and physical attributes are appealing to me; I
aim to please all.  I reside in southern New Jersey, but will
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I'm very serious in this offer.  Don't pass it up.  Don't delay;
reply right now.  You won't be sorry!
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From: ap-poly.14@n7kbt.rain.com
Newsgroups: alt.personals.poly
Subject: Any MWF's want to chat ???
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:35:10 GMT
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If you are a MWF who wants to chat with a MWM about
anything, send some mail to me.  Tell me what is on your mind
these days...






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