From: pharvey@mipos3.intel.com (Paul Harvey)
Newsgroups: talk.abortion,talk.religion.misc,alt.atheism,alt.religion.computers,alt.bacchus,alt.secular-humanism
Subject: Re: Let us look at this another way...
Date: 14 Oct 92 22:08:05 GMT
	<1992Oct13.234559.14520@wetware.com>
Organization: In Vino Veritas, now get back to work ye followers of Apollo!

In article <1992Oct13.234559.14520@wetware.com> 
drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:
>darist@bluemoon.rn.com (david stroop) writes:
>] From: pharvey@quack.sac.ca.us (Paul Harvey)
>] Message-ID: <fTF31xn@quack.sac.ca.us>
>] >... Apparently the only answer is that Jesus was sometimes a 
>] >man, when that was convenient and sometimes a God when that was 
>] >convenient and sometimes a Son of God when that was convenient. 
>] >Few Christians care to discuss this problem because there is no 
>] >valid solution. 
>] Apparently, light is sometimes a particle when that is convenient 
>] and sometimes it is a wave when that is convenient. 
>] Is there "no valid solution" and light therefore does not exist? 
>] No.  It is just hard to understand. 
>Actually its very Easy:
>On the One Side there is Light, and Truth, and Beauty, and Spirit, and Software.

Software? Keep dreaming. Software is the Christian Devil's work and ...

>On the Other Side is Dark, and Lies, and Ugly, and ThePhysical, and Harware.

Did you mean whoreware? I've never met an integrated circuit I didn't like,
but then again ... ho-yo! I gotta go! [it's the strobe light!]

>What confuses You is the way in Which DarkEaters Work 
>in the holy Struggle Between Good and Evil.

Come with me to the depths of man's existance, to the filth and stench of
protected-mode assembly, to the vile and naked sexuality of descriptor tables,
then we shall talk. No player of the flat memory model can even begin to
understand the horrors of segmentation. I say thusly, there is an ever-
expanding darkness out there and I have seen it, hither I have gone into the
valley of most evilness, between the two firm peaks of real mode and virtual
mode, and I must say, at first I did FEAR EVIL! But, I have won over those
who would corrupt our well meaning descriptor tables, and I will show you
the way, if you come with me. If you accept the free gift of what my
minister, Father Gates, has to sell, oops, I mean say. Send me your name and
number on the back of a twenty and you know I WILL pass it along, in due time
of course.

>It is Obvious, therefore, that Paul is most likely a HardwarePerson
>and thus Prone to the DarkSide.

Oh, sure, I was once as misguided as you, but now I've seen the light, or
should that be paper, dead presidents, all mighty greenbacks? I have plumbed
the depths and seen the bottom, and ye, a miracle still that I return to
come back up for fresh air only to return and do it again. I knew
Zarathustra's Ape, I was good friends with Zarathustra's Ape, yea I even
learned how to correctly pronounce <th> properly, in the Latin fashion, free
of Anglo perversion, BUT, you sir are NO Zarathustra's Ape!
[Cut: nervous Dan Quayle laugh here: HA-HA-HA  HA-HA-HA  HA-HA-HA]

>ciao
>drieux
>ps: "Remain in the Light"
>isn't that a religious maxim?

One must plumb the depths of darkness and return to the light over and over
again so that one may know the light and the dark, each in its own measure,
and so the lady may have great pleasure. So now you've seen the light you're
gonna stand up for your right, jah-jah? Government say don't use jah'erb, it
make you rebel. Against what?

>Modern Day Problems:
>Don't Just Rock the Vote
>Kick OUT THE JAMS!

Ph*ck the jam, I ain't got that much melba-toast! On the other hand, my nine
is easy to load, and I ain't talking no milli-vanilli millimeters either!
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