From: rauser@fraser.sfu.ca (Richard John Rauser)
Subject: Cuddle Bear and Fluffy Bunny (for alt.good.news)
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 19:57:01 GMT




        The Adventures of Cuddle Bear and Fluffy Bunny
                        in Happy Land 






a story by Rick J. Rauser
Copyright 1992 by WNI and RJ Rauser




"Call me a net.cop if you want, but that's the way it is."
                         -Dave Sills (Defender of Justice)










     The sun shone down brightly on Happy Land to mark the beginning of yet
another happy day. Cuddle Bear, in his warm, cozy bed, awoke with a yawn
and turned over and rubbed his big, chubby tummy with a contented sigh. 
"What a nice, new day!" said Cuddle Bear. "Life is so wonderful! I love
Happy Land!" 
      He climbed out of his warm bed and scampered across his nice oak floor
to his dresser, where he put on some bright yellow pants and a t-shirt with
a smiley face on the front. Cuddle Bear smiled warmly at his reflection in
the mirror. "I'm a happy bear, ready for a happy day," he said with a smile.
      Outside, the animals of Happy Land were also beginning to wake up and
go for happy strolls. Cuddle Bear passed by his good friend, Tommy Turtle,
and smiled at Tommy.
      "Hi, there, Mr. Tommy Turtle!" said Cuddle Bear, rubbing his tummy. 
      "Why, hello there, Mr. Cuddle Bear!" said Tommy Turtle. Tommy held out
his small, cute paw and offered Cuddle Bear a chocolate bar. "Have some
chocolate, Cuddle Bear!"
      Cuddle Bear took the chocolate and smiled warmly at his friend. "Why,
thank you, Tommy! How nice of you to share!"
      Tommy Turtle blushed. "Aw, shucks! What are friends for? Share and share
alike!"
      Cuddle Bear continued on his way, purring happily and rubbing his cute,
furry, chubby tummy with contentment. Soon he came to the home of his best
friend in Happy Land, Fluffy Bunny. He knocked on the door.
      "Who's there?" Fluffy Bunny sang out. 
      Cuddle Bear giggled. "It's Willy the Warthog!"
      Fluffy Bunny opened the door and stared with surprise at CUddle Bear.
"Hey!" he said. "You said you were Willy the Warthog! You big fooler!"
      Cuddle Bear squealed with delight at his happy prank and rubbed his
furry tummy. "Gotcha! I fooled you!"
      Fluffy Bunny giggled and gave his friend a big, happy hug. "It's good to
see you, Cuddle Bear!"
      "I am always happy to see you too, Fluffy Bunny!" said Cuddle Bear.
      Fluffy Bunny stood back and rubbed his fluffy bunny fur. "So what should
we do today, Cuddle Bear?"
      "Well, how about we go down to the Silly Stream and talk to Jolly Jane?
She's a very pretty female bear, and I would like to get to know her!"
      Fluffy Bunny giggled. "Okay, why not? Let us go d-

     CENSOR'S NOTE: I FEEL IT IS MY SACRED DUTY TO TERMINATE THE STORY AT
THIS POINT DUE TO THE POSSIBILITY OF SEXUAL RELATIONS BETWEEN CUDDLE BEAR
AND JOLLY JANE, WHICH WOULD OFFEND AND DISTURB THE SENSITIVE READERS OF
ALT.GOOD.NEWS. PLEASE NOTE THAT RICK RAUSER'S SIGNATURE HAS ALSO BEEN 
DELETED IN THE INTEREST OF PROTECTING SENSITIVE ALT.GOOD.NEWS READERS FROM
ANY UNNECESSARY EXPOSURE TO HIS POISIONOUS NAME. 

     THIS STORY IS OFFICIALLY TERMINATED. 

     THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD NET CENSOR.

     HAVE A NICE DAY.