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From: mleipe@bnr.ca (Mike Leipe)
Subject: Re: Funny Radio station name..........
Reply-To: mleipe@bnr.ca (Mike Leipe)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 13:45:57 GMT

In article <C1Bv21.HqH@news2.cis.umn.edu>, rgeorge@barracuda.micro.umn.edu (Rogers George) writes:
|> [stuff deleted]
|> at the univ. of Minnesota, the campus radio call letters are derived
|> somehow from the campus the station's at. So, at the main campus we have
|> (boooo-ring) KUOM. But those lucky folks up at the University of
|> Minnesota, Morris campus have...
|> you guessed it...
|> KUMM.
|> According to an ex who dj'd there, there was a sex & bondage - themed
|> program.
|>  
|> rgeorge@staff.tc.umn.edu
|> 

When I was living near Penticton, British Columbia, ten years ago, they
had a radio station called CKOK.  They *never* "pronounced" it over the
air, though...

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: timhu@ico.isc.com (Timothy Hu)
Subject: Re: Communications medium of choice
Organization: Interactive Systems Corp., Boulder CO
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 18:37:09 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.115212.16863@mic.ucla.edu> brims@bnkl01.astro.ucla.edu (George Brims) writes:
>
>Nope a whiteout is when you can't see *anything*, the tail lights would be a
>welcome sight in such circumstances. I once got caught in a whiteout on foot
>and it was a really scary experience. When you can't see anything but white
>and the wind is trying to push you over, you get vertigo very quickly.
>

During the winter I (not frequently) get into whiteouts going 70+ MPH.
This is up in Wyoming. Fun, really fun -- NOT

-- 
Timothy Hu timhu@ico.isc.com	 | The intelligence (or lack of) expressed
Interactive Systems Corporation  | above does not necessarily reflect
Resource Solutions International | that of anyone else.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM)
Subject: Re: Driving rules not in the DMV manual
Summary: 
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 26 Jan 93 03:00:41 GMT

In article <1k1btgINNai0@calamari.hi.com>, rogers@calamari.hi.com (Andrew Rogers)                     writes...
>In article <1993Jan23.024316.22682@pony.Ingres.COM> garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM) writes:
>Around Boston, we seem to have the "Somerville rules" and the "Concord rules".
>In blue-collar Somerville, the largest and/or most battered car has the
>right-of-way; in yuppie-scum Concord, it's the most expensive car!  So if
>it's a battle between a phlegm-colored '66 Dodge Polara and a new Mercedes
>190, the outcome depends on the locale... 
> 
>Nevertheless, I was very surprised when driving through Concord the other day
>and a BMW driver actually obeyed a sign and yielded right-of-way to me and
>my lowly Corolla.  Then I realized that my paint was a slightly different
>shade of silver than his, and it would have clashed horribly had he hit me...

If you came to California you will soon find out that the only drivers who
are more rude and arrogant than BMW drivers are Volvo drivers. Of course,
all bets are off if you happen to wind up in Oakland, or Compton, ect.

	Which reminds me of an old joke:

This yuppie just got promotion and wanted to reward himself by buying
a brand-new Porsche. So he goes to the dealer and buys the most expensive,
candy-apple red Porsche with all the options.
	He is so proud of it that he puts on gloves to open up the
door, puts down a mat so not to stain the carpet, and gives himself 30 feet
between him the other cars in the lot as he pulls out. 
	Well he makes it about a half-block when this old hippie in a
Dodge Impala runs a red-light and smashes his car into little bits. Somehow
he staggers out of the reck and says, "You Idiot! I just bought that car!"
	The old hippie replies, "Heh! I don't know what you're so upset
about. I'm the one who doesn't have insurance."
> 
>Andrew Rogers

-Garrett
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cascading
Summary: Yes!
Date: 23 Jan 93 03:22:07 GMT
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1

In article <1993Jan23.003302.61476@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TIMOTHY EUGENE BAKER)              writes...
>In article <1993Jan22.181928.137763@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (
>CHARLES EDWARD JAMES) writes:
>>In article <1993Jan21.105324.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu>, sarust@gallua.gallaudet.e
>>u (Scott A. Rust) writes:
>>>In article <29877@ursa.bear.com>, young@gummi.bear.com (Eric Youngblood) write
>>>> Marc Siegel (smarc@mas.uucp) wrote:
>>>> : splummer@abacus.bates.edu (Sarah Plummer) writes:
>>>> : > Can I request all cascades that end up being started from test files or
>>>> : > other things, be sent to alt.cascade?  I don't think they belong on
>>>> : > rec.humor, because I don't find them funny.  I'm sure I am not the only
>>>> : > one.  Please don't do it anymore.  Thank you.
>>>> : Squeeze bone through it, Denny Moore. Skank you.
>>>> Jeez, phone Kuwait, maybe war. Spank you.
>>>Please, hook the bait, cold and poor, Wank you.
>>Sneeze, eat the plate, maybe snore, Screw you.
>>You're cascading some more? F^@k you.
Consider it fate, and more. Yuk Fu.

>>>               Scott A. Rust | "A stupid person can do anything
>>>        Gallaudet University |           except think."
>>>  sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu |                  - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
>>>
>>>                  "Why? Why because I laugh."
>>>                                    - Sherwood Anderson -
>>Charles James
>>Lehigh University
>>CEJ0@Lehigh.EDU
-Garrett
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine)
Subject: Re: Fortunes for cookies wanted!
Organization: Youngstown State/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 22:45:30 GMT


My favorite was:
     "If you're still hungry, eat another fortune cookie"
-- 
Perry Tarantine  aa395  /*/     ///   /*/ Amiga: Computer for the
SysOp of the RPG Sig   /*/     ///   /*/     Creative Mind.
Type "Go RPG" and     /*/  \\\///   /*/ Your mother was a hamster
Join the Adventure   /*/    \XX/   /*/and your father smelt of elderberries
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Subject: Re: testing (cascade starting at TICKLES)
Reply-To: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 00:04:36 GMT

In article <C1JEH4.KLF@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> wlambert@sioux.ucs.indiana.edu writes:
>In article <25JAN199312433490@vill.edu> 187646370@vill.edu (TICKLES)  
>writes:
>* Just trying to see if this posts ok from here. 
>It's flying..me, I play croquet and want root beer.
Oh, no, it's yet another rec.humor cascade, I fear

wei hao


Philip Wei Hao Wang                     E-mail at pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
"I have loved, I have lost, I have killed those who have loved me so. I have 
 learned, but at what cost, Lord, I don't know... I'm living on borrowed time"
                       - Diamond Head, "Living On Borrowed Time"
From: bruce@godzilla.swdc.stratus.com (Bruce Overby)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Cascading
Keywords: I hope Sarah likes this! A show of our respect, no?
Date: 28 Jan 93 18:46:40 GMT
Organization: Stratus Computer, Inc., San Jose, CA

In article <1993Jan23.123230.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu> sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust) writes:
>In article <1993Jan23.032207.27771@pony.Ingres.COM>, garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM) writes:
>> In article <1993Jan23.003302.61476@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TIMOTHY EUGENE BAKER)              writes...
>>>In article <1993Jan22.181928.137763@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (
>>>CHARLES EDWARD JAMES) writes:
>>>>In article <1993Jan21.105324.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu>, sarust@gallua.gallaudet.e
>>>>u (Scott A. Rust) writes:
>>>>>In article <29877@ursa.bear.com>, young@gummi.bear.com (Eric Youngblood) write
>>>>>> Marc Siegel (smarc@mas.uucp) wrote:
>>>>>> : splummer@abacus.bates.edu (Sarah Plummer) writes:
>>>>>> : > Can I request all cascades that end up being started from test files or
>>>>>> : > other things, be sent to alt.cascade?  I don't think they belong on
>>>>>> : > rec.humor, because I don't find them funny.  I'm sure I am not the only
>>>>>> : > one.  Please don't do it anymore.  Thank you.
>>>>>> : Squeeze bone through it, Denny Moore. Skank you.
>>>>>> Jeez, phone Kuwait, maybe war. Spank you.
>>>>>Please, hook the bait, cold and poor, Wank you.
>>>>Sneeze, eat the plate, maybe snore, Screw you.
>>>>You're cascading some more? F^@k you.
>> Consider it fate, and more. Yuk Fu.
>You're screwing a whore? AHH-CHOOO!
Knees, ain't they great--on the floor. ZZIIPP. Oooo.

-------------------------------------------------
Bruce Overby
Stratus Computer, Inc.
San Jose, CA


"Get at dem beans!"  -- Hoss Cartwright

My opinions may not reflect those of my employer.
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From: rath6051@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: REQUEST:phrases for stupid
Date: 27 Jan 93 02:20:03 GMT
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

Hi!

        Does anyone have a copy of the list of different names for stupid?  I
can't think of too many examples, but a format is something like "one ____
short of a _____.  etc...
        Does anyone know what I'm talking about?  Does anyone have this?!?  If
so, please either post here, or email to me.   Thanks in advance for all the
help. :)

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   /     University of Northern Iowa     /  |              (o o)             
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 /_____________________________________/    |
|                                      |    |
|Why is it a penny for your thoughts,  |    / 
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|                    - Steven Wright   | /        
|______________________________________|/
From: sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: ASCII roses
Date: 24 Jan 93 22:57:32 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, University of New Mexico

In article <93024.151034KWK107@psuvm.psu.edu> Kevin W. Kull <KWK107@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>  Does anyone out there in netland have ASCII pictures of Roses?  If so please
>e-mail them to me or if you have a few minutes (this will really get to her)
>send the roses along with a showering of compliments to REL112@.psuvm.psu.edu
>with my (Kevin) good wishes.  I need all the help I can get to get this
>incredibly beautiful woman to go out with me.
>
>         Many thanks in advance to all who take the time,
>                                     Kevin W. Kull
>                                     Penn State University
Was it *really* such a good idea to give out HER Email address?
From: arthurc@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (Arthur Chandler)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Funny Airline Story
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:13:40 GMT
Organization: California State University, Sacramento


  A fellow out here in California was asked why he was taking United
Airlines to fly to Bali, when Garuda (from Indonesia) could take him
there much quicker.
  Said he: "I've always made it a firm policy not to fly with a pilot
who believes in reincarnation."
  
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Dennis W. Watson <watson@clark.edu>
Subject: Re: Interim Canonical List of Old * Never Die, they just ...
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A78C086522038CFD@watsdw.sci.clark.edu>
X-Xxdate: Wed, 27 Jan 93 09:37:41 GMT
Organization: Clark College
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d16
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 17:37:56 GMT

Re: Interim Canonical List of Old * Never Die, they just ...

OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just Disintegrate.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jpk@freddy.inmos.co.uk (Jeremy Kirkwood)
Subject: Re: Sesquipedalian Sayings, et cetera
Organization: INMOS Limited, Bristol, UK
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 20:06:31 GMT


In article <1993Jan22.101302.5143@memstvx1.memst.edu>, nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu 

|> > Scintillate, Scintillate Asteroid Minific
|> > (Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)
|> > 
|> > You get the idea.
|> 
|> And a good one it is! Let's just start our own list. Break out the
|> dictionaries and thesauri - here we go. (And don't explain them unless
|> they are particularly abstruse or the references are especially esoteric.)
|> Remember, correct spelling and accurate attribution is important here.
|> 
|> An overabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of gastronomic
|> concoctions will impair the quality of a certain potable solution made
|> by immersing a gallinaceous bird in ebullient Adam's ale.
|> 

Can't remember where I first heard this:

(After the song 'Show me the way to go home')

Oh, indicate the route to my abode,
I am fatigued and desirous of repose.
I imbibed a minor shnifter approximately 60 minutes ago,
And it's ascended to my cranial extremity

...

Damn, can't remember the second verse, but doesn't it have the phrase
'wheresoever I might peripitetically perambulate' in it ...? Perhaps someone
can fill in the rest


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From: bbrown@willamette.edu (Brian Brown)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Another test
Date: 24 Jan 93 00:26:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: willamet.C1C189.K8s
Followup-To: alt.cascade
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR

>>This is just a test.
>Is this your best?
We'll have to see the rest.



-- 
------------------  bbrown@willamette.edu  (Brian W. Brown)  -----------------
Old Computer People never die, they just go to bits, lose their memory, and
cache in their chips.  Old Mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
------------ Walt Disney didn't die.  He's in suspended animation ------------
From: babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Valentine's Day
Date: 21 Jan 93 16:19:16 GMT
Organization: University of Pittsburgh

>In article <1993Jan20.154057.28243@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, bwm0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (B
>>>As an alumnus of Lehigh University, I am embarrassed that someone needs help
>>>via a computer message to figure out how to have a "successful" Valentine's

as another alumnus of Lehigh University I am not surprised that a 
lehigh student has difficulty with VD. ( *V*alentines *D*ay )

being that the engineering school ratio was 3:1 back then, 
at least a few guys celebrated black sunday with beer and pizza. :)
Yes, me included. 


So H.V.D.

- jon ( was jm0h@lehigh and jm03@lehigh )

....  bring out the old silver goblet with lehigh apon it
      and break out another keg of beer
      cause we all came to college but we didn't come for knowledge
      so well raise hell while were here...

From: Scott.Anderson@f31.n282.z1.tdkt.kksys.com (Scott Anderson)
Sender: FredGate@tdkt.kksys.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Jack Handly list
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 00:02:12 -0600

Hey, does anybody out there have the complete Jack Handly 
List?  If so, could you please mail it too me at 
Scott.Anderson@tdkt.kksys.com     Thanks... 
 
 
... OFFLINE 1.41 * A Metaphor is like a Simile.
From: dsc9hmr@bumed10.med.navy.mil (H. Mike Rice)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: <None>
Date: 22 Jan 93 19:48:16 GMT
Organization: elf____electronic learning facilitator, inc

We did this once.... the girl fell forward and broke her nose !!

Children ... please don't try this at home !!

-- rice
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: clkennes@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Carl)
Subject: Wedding toasts/ jokes
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 16:04:28 GMT

  A while back I saw a few postings of Wedding toasts.  Is there anybody 
who has a compiled list of jokes and/or toasts?  If not, could people
send me their versions of wedding humor, so that I can compile a list.
 
  This would be greatly appreciated as I will be a first time MC at my 
brother's wedding.  Please e-mail them to me directly or just type 'r' to
reply to this message which will reply directly to me.  Thanks a lot!!!!

Carl Kennes
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: politically correct...
Keywords: PC, unemployed, PhD , Chemical Engineering
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 18:48:01 GMT

rogers@calamari.hi.com (Andrew Rogers) writes:
>and "child".  Still waiting for PC alternatives to "master" and "slave",
>though...

Government and Public?
-- 
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects
such as wickerwork picnic baskets.  Imagination without skill gives us modern
art. -- Tom Stoppard
From: sme3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT MATTHEW ESTRIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Driving rules not in the DMV manual
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:13:18 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

>       Which reminds me of an old joke:
>This yuppie just got promotion and wanted to reward himself by buying
>a brand-new Porsche. So he goes to the dealer and buys the most expensive,
>candy-apple red Porsche with all the options.
>       He is so proud of it that he puts on gloves to open up the
>door, puts down a mat so not to stain the carpet, and gives himself 30 feet
>between him the other cars in the lot as he pulls out.
>       Well he makes it about a half-block when this old hippie in a
>Dodge Impala runs a red-light and smashes his car into little bits. Somehow
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>he staggers out of the reck and says, "You Idiot! I just bought that car!"
>       The old hippie replies, "Heh! I don't know what you're so upset
>about. I'm the one who doesn't have insurance."
>
>-Garrett
>

Hmm, as I remember it, the Impala was a Chevy, not a Dodge.

ObRec.HumorThing:  Near my house, on County route 522 in New Jersey (in case
anyone's familiar with it), there's a sign: SPEED LIMIT 40.  A short distance
later, there's a REDUCED SPEED AHEAD sign, followed by a sign which reads END
40 MILE SPEED.  About 1/2 mile past that, is SPEED LIMIT 40.

I know it's not a joke, but this is rec.HUMOR, and I found that humorous in a
dumb sort of way.

            - Scott

            
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf)
Subject: Re: OLD computer joke
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 20:18:09 GMT

Once again, Andrew Lewis Tepper <at15+@andrew.cmu.edu> says:
>Q: What does an ADA programmer say to a C programmer?
>A: Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order.
>
Q: What does a C programmer say to a C++ programmer?
A: Did you want fries with that?

-Dark Elf

-- 
Dark Elf               | "Racial prejudice is a terrible thing, Yossarian.
                       | It really is.  It's a terrible thing to treat a 
gbloom@oboe.calpoly.edu| decent, loyal Indian like a nigger, kike, wop, or
                       | spic."  -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Subject: Re: Stupid Names
Reply-To: pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu (Philip  Wang)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:20:36 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.210207.10166@iscsvax.uni.edu> kraai4712@iscsvax.uni.edu writes:
>In article <1993Jan19.090149.1375@altair.selu.edu>, susv2040@altair.selu.edu writes:
>> In article <1993Jan15.095627.5049@memstvx1.memst.edu>, nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>>> In article <14JAN93.22558299.0010@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU>, EC0AAEF <EC0AAEF@MUSIC.TCS.TULANE.EDU> writes:
>>>> I'll probably get flamed for this, but I ran across a poor
>>>> girl awhile ago whose mother had actually named her
>>>> 
>>>>      CORVETTA
>>>> If we can keep this from getting out of hand, what are some of the
>>>> more unusual names for people you have run into lately?
>>> Too Late!
>Here are the two most interesting names I've run across:
>
>        Bambi Anne Coonrod
>        Liberty Belle Crackenbush
>
In the Wheeling, WV telephone book, there are people named "Michael Knight"
(ever watch Knight Rider? They got a lot of phone calls asking about that)
and a guy named "Ronnie James Dio." Wishful thinking, but it would have been
cool to actually have such a legend live in the city where I've been known
to live. I've never had the guts to call him up and ask.
Was that funny? I guess not, so here's a funny one I haven't seen here
(but you who read alt.tasteless.jokes might find this familiar):

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died...

Mary was in the bathroom for a long time and when she came out her shirt was
all bloody so her mother screamed and asked "Mary, what happened?" but Mary
laughed and laughed because she knew she had just popped two of the biggest
zits she had ever seen in her life...

This one's an Eddie Murphy one, but...
A bear walks up to a bunny and asks "Ever have any problem of shit sticking
to your fur?" Bunny says "No" so the bear wipes his butt with the bunny...

Hopefully it was funny. If not, well, I tried.

wei hao
Wang Wei Hao                            E-mail at pw15@cunixa.cc.columbia.edu
"I have loved, I have lost, I have killed those who have loved me so. I have 
 learned, but at what cost, Lord, I don't know... I'm living on borrowed time"
                       - Diamond Head, "Living On Borrowed Time"
From: petitc@nuge101.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wierd Names
Date: 24 Jan 93 16:17:27 GMT
Article-I.D.: rpi.7zm3rz_

laurent@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Volcano Man) writes:

>>>> How about those fake book names, like:
>>>> Off the Cliff, by Hugo First
>>>> To the Finish Line, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
>>>> The Yellow River, by I P Daily

>>>Basic Math, by Adam Upp
>>>Brown Spots on the Great Wall of China, by Yu Flung Poo

>> Demolition Derbies Illustrated by Carl Wrecked
>> Biography of Rush Limbaugh by Ize Hitler
>> Techniques for Winning at the Racetrack by Be Ting Odz
>> A Guide to Casinos by Iwuz Rich
>> Garden of Eden by Wanna B. Adam, illustrated by Iwuz Eve
>> Tourists Guide to New York by Ivebn Robd

>The Little Yellow River, by I P Freely
>Life Under an Outhouse, by Seymour Butts

 Working Out in the 90's, by Watta Pain
 Surviving on a Desert Island, by Wasa Canibal
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