From: lefty@apple.com (Lefty)
Newsgroups: talk.abortion,alt.flame
Subject: Re: More Bleating From the Borg
Date: 21 Aug 92 00:19:26 GMT
Organization: Our Lady of Heavy Artillery

In article <1992Aug19.233832.7895@csus.edu>, chaneysa@nextnet.csus.edu
(Stephen A Chaney) wrote:
> 
> In article <lefty-190892091251@lefty.apple.com> lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
> >In article <1992Aug19.014045.16007@csus.edu>, chaneysa@nextnet.csus.edu
> >(Stephen A Chaney) wrote:
> >> 
> >> In article <lefty-170892101250@lefty.apple.com> lefty@apple.com (Lefty) writes:
> >> 
> >> [ More yelping from a blast crater left after that devastating attack by
> >> Steve Franklin, deleted. ]
> >
> >Which devastating attack was that?  It must not have propagated here yet,
> >but I'm certainly looking forward to seeing whether Mr. Franklin is capable
> >of writing at anything exceeding a grade school level.
> 
> The one that spanned 300+ lines and which was a superb display of
> Steve Franklin's psychic abilities to know you and your family history
> - or at least it was pretty accurate enough. Maybe he overexaggerated
> how bad you are - by a slight bit: you _do_ have one friend, as I
> mentioned before...

More like a superb display of his psychotic abilities.  If you're planning
on standing in for him as the USENET mind reader, I hope you can do a
better job.

Funny thing.  I haven't seen your buddy around here for almost a week now. 
I think I may have actually scared him off.

That'd be one down.

> >You, on the other hand, seem to feel that you've accomplished something by
> >running away at high speed while yelling back over your shoulder, "I'm
> >victorious, dammit!"
> 
> BZZZZTTT !!! 

Short-circuit between the ears, Dennis?

> I _never_ run from conflicts on this newsgroup or anywhere else. 

Nonsense.  Posting a follow-up consisting of nothing more than the words
"Cut it out, <insert random name here>!" _is_ running away.

> Nobody could possibly believe that b.s. you just said, and not be
> on hard core crack cocaine. 

Well, I guess there must be a number of habitual drug users around here if
that's true.  With the sole exception of the late Mr. Franklin, there
doesn't seem to be anybody around here who believes _you_.

Now, why would _that_ be, hmm?

> >Hmm.  _You_ remind _me_ of some witless geek kid who sailed onto USENET a
> >while back and immediately and repeatedly made a complete fool of himself. 
> >He posted a lot of drivel, made inept attempts at forgery, lied, got caught
> >at it, lied again, got caught _again_, made believe he was a jet plane and
> >a space alien...
> 
> You mean, I remind you of Scott Roby? No thanks, kid.  

No.  Scott isn't an idiot.

> And now you're bearing incredibly strong resemblance to a typical mindless
> outdated, highly ignored, no-friend-havin', dinosaur's ass-wiping
> neanderthal joke-meister whose specialty lies in jokes and not
> anything resembling an argument, and who dials 1-900-LIES-R-US to hear
> the latest "news" from Scott Roby, at $5 a pop (hey, that's Roby's
> lunch right there), who got splattered so badly that their ego is
> still numb a week later.... ... ..

Nah.  I don't resemble Franklin in the slightest.  Hey, if you hear from
him, tell him to come back so I can swat him around a little further.  It's
amusing to beat on you, but he's _hilarious_.

> Well, that could easily be you, or PatricKKK Harumphrey if I added
> "yanked out of the closet while taking off his Ku Klux Klan uniform".  

Feel free to trundle your annoying self over to Rice to discuss the matter
with him.

For that matter, feel free to come by San Francisco to discuss it with me.

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Lefty (lefty@apple.com)
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