From: pdudey@willamette.edu (Peter Dudey)
Subject: I'll tell you what to call your !@#$%%^&**( cat!
Summary: I found it!
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 1993 04:05:08 GMT

Here, as promised, is my entire band-name book.  All-caps are bands, and
the first title after each blank line (or group thereof) is the name of
the album.  The rest are songs.  Any could be a cat.  If you can't read
this without laughing, you are pink.  Or kill me.

LIQUID BASSETTS

Secular Hooliganism
Garage a Trois
Metric Tongue
Pebble and Pendulum
Indian Rope Trick
Lambido
New World Ordure
Primal Soup

Forklift Injuries on the
 Installment Plan
Richard Hatch Gets Me Hot
Spandexterity
Amish Secret Service
Nubile Savage
Snake Pants
Something More Illegal
Loco Parentis
Poopy Child


THE LUMPEN ELITE

The Velcro Album
Bazongatron
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Nazi Pocket Change
Did You Know You Can
 Make a Bomb (Out of
 Playing Cards and Spit)
Suicide Packed
Chiseled in Spam
9B

The Jell-O Album
Condominion
Sartorial Parsley
Help!  My Armpits (Are On Fire)
Wainscotton Balls
New York Low Orbit
Cheez Whiz Enema
Three Hundred Sixty Degrees
Painful Discharge









The Punch-Out-And-Assemble-A-
 Working-Toaster Album
Bungee Bottles of the Damned
Chancres Away
Screaming Petunia
Leading Cause of Death
Plastic Ranarium
Matterhorny
Wankel Rotary Engine
Achtongue


CATECHASM
(A Catholic heavy metal band)

Codpieces for Christ
Lame Incunabula
A Bear to Cross
Holy Bedlock
Waffle Soul
K-Martyr
Genuflecting for Two
Ruth & Naomi
Sexegesis
Clergybeast
Churchin

Inappropriate Church Procedure
Sin O' Nypmhs
Pope Vito XXIII
Divine Photo Op
Temple Prostitutes
Ex Catheter
Non-Prophet Organization
Succubus Stop
Pills for the Pantheon
Glory to Godzilla
Latin for Tree Slugs
Jesuspicion


WENIS

Noys Ya Us
Hematude
Canker Soar
Ponderous Spawnsor
Denouemensch
Pleonexia
Zamfear
Corduroy Jackboots



MODULO PROFUNDO

Up and cumming
The Slide Rule Song
His Knobs
Wanderlust in Creosote
Fast Cars and Cheap Toupees
 (Instrumental)

Second cumming
Hairstyle By Wookie
Left the Building
Prenatal Supervision
Desuetude
Crampartifice
Satinfoil


CAPITATION

Slazoncha!
The Defenestration of Prague
Impermeable
Little Steel Balls / Under My
 Skin
Hellstrom's Skin Condition
Salladin's Lamputee
1040EZ
Cast Rations

Off With Their Minds
Melee Worms
Deep Throat Marks
Ultima Yule
(sic)
I Am Not An Animal (But I Play
 One On TV)


THE PUDDING PLATOON

Pseudonym
Pseudonym
Demon Yups
My Soup Den
Deny Us, Mop









Heft
Meaty Thwack
Eternal Love Bunny
Pagan Shtick
Flophouse
Fission Tackle
Aerial Pornography
Homuncumulus

Accretion Disk
Bumpernoogie
Venusian Blinds
Plantagenetics
Feeling A Cop
Snakebite Kit
Door Number Three
Chrome Delusion


THE AFOREMENTIONED

Party of the First Part 'Til Ya
 Puke
Conspiracy to Commit Mopery
Treaty of Inaction
The Bathtub Rings of Saturn
Vamplitude
Hickeys While You Wait
Virtual Geezer

Magellan's Tidbits
More or Less Complete
Americans of Bovinity
Diphallic Teratosis
Trilobite
Up With Apathy
Hellchickens
Insufficient Data
Magic Shell Shock


VOMITARIUM

Whistling Beef
The Revenge Cycle
Liquid State Technology
Waiting for the Go-Bots
Pukelele
Guttural Amidships
Remorse Code




Muling and Puking
3% Feline Solution
Eggplant Abuse
PMS Magazine
Thompson's Gazelle
Nasty Hazards
Minivan Pizza
Grout 666


THE LARDOONS

Casa de Sangre y Manteca
Nintendo Nipples
Mechanistic Universe
If Only Frogs Had Breasts
Galactophage
Bludgeonable Duck Tree
Tribesbeing
Rise Over Runny
QED
Dramateur

Lard Doll
Tubular Uvula
Sausage Skins
Decibelch
Quean's Gambit
Scotty Dogma
Squid Pro Quo
Wild Thingie
Volva


IDI AMIN & THE ATROCITIES

Breadbath
Alpha Beta Delta Gamma
Dross and Baubles
Technical Bozo
Barbarian Hair Care Products
Nudity Is Irrelevant
Centrifugitive
Phlegmingo

Acronomicon
Minoan Linear B
Nine Stone Handicap
5 1/4" Floppy
Loonytune Hyperdrive
Motion Discomfort
Ramendicant
Abandon Head

Dallas Benedicta
Big Telescope
You're A Nation
Wives From Idaho
Bandersnatch
White, Colored, or Underwear?
Bulk Food
Cyburp
I Just Met A Girl (Named
 Cloaca)


2 JUNG 2 DIE

Sang Freud
Amsterdamn
Crossbow
Caution: Very Sharp Hole
Light Aluminium Treacle
Subdude
Gigglesnort
Eating Your Own Head

Angst Whale
Maelstrombudsmanifold
Portraitor
Mechanical Bullshit
Curly Braces
Celtic Cultic
Sufficiently Hedonistic
Moon Porno


BOVINATRIX

Cat Sandwich
Warp Johnson
Ministry of Rutting
Lost Episodes
Phligmmings
Mute Ant Farm
Evapulation
KRUNCH!











THE WOUNED EUNUCHS

The Mauve Album
(I Might As Well Go Out The
 Airlock With A) Bucket On My
 Head
Leatherette Baguette
A Guy Walks Into A Bar
Hamster Piercing
We Know Where The Sock Go
The Third Gnostril
Youthful Indignation

Gazillion On Your FM Dial
Third Potato
Imperial Decadence
Tension Jockey
Rhubarbed Wire
Equal and Opposite
Nitrogenitalia
Cigargoyle

Tom Swift and His Hopelessly
 Entangled Vas Deferens
Zebulongjohns
Young, Famous, and Sexy
Sliderule Holster
Hair to the Thrown
(Stay Up All Night) Watching
 CHiPs Reruns
Tangentry
Suspicious Bulge


HELLIE AND THE AMPERSAND BOYS

Textbook Genitalia
Porkestra
Clam Domination
The Turing Test
The American Peephole
Room Temperature
Just Warmongers
(Herm)Aphrodite











Shaven Bald
Entropical Fish
Telepathological
Cloudness
A Narc, and Dormy Stight
Cocktopus
Sexually Expressionless
Proscenium
Pay For The Duck
Primordial Scream


ANTARTICAN PEOPLE'S LIBERATION
 FRONT

Music To Swaddle Garbage By
Laestrygone With The Windpipe
Two Words, Rhymes With
Errogenous Zoning Commission
Breakfast Surreal
William Buckley, Are You
 Melting?
Random Access

The Icky Album
Urine, Semen & Snot
Smoldering Pubes
Enemy Anemone 'n' M & M Enema
Mouthful of Moths
Pyramidships
Wingnutty


THE OCTOPI

Cruelty To Plants
Hoping It Hadn't Happened
CDs In The Microwave
Moralph
MansLaughter
Melts In Your Pocket
Crowns of Shit
Hellfire Extinguisher

Rate of Change

Impaleface
Breast In Peace
Fnordstrom's
Depraved New World
Headbangstrom
Flood Plane
Plummeting Lummoxes

THE LOONATIK FRYNGE

Carcasses On The Line
Retaining Waterfowl
Plutonium Toilet
Disobedientropy
Elbone
Corduroy Codpiece
Oppressure Cooker
Lobsteroids
Bisexual Built For Two
Attitude Adjustment



SINGLES

SPAYER PARTS
 "Ready, Squeeze, and Yank!"

SUCKING CHEST WOUND
 "Library Bitch-Kabob"

JEFFERSON HOVERCRAFT
 "Plenumbra"

PHASERS ON SHTICK
 "Spocktackle"
 "Beam Me Up, Beam Me Down"

JAPANIMATION
 "Not Even White People (Have
   Eyes That Round)"
 "Jerky Nervous Motion"

MANLY MANN
 "Bullets Don't Call Me Names"
 "Hydraulics Are For Sissies"


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