From: mece21x@elroy.uh.edu (Yesudas, Michael)
Newsgroups: alt.culture.kerala
Subject: Why so dull?
Date: 14 Oct 92 17:34:00 GMT
Organization: University of Houston
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It was five scores and three days ago that PC rasied the banner and for the
second time in history said that " We, the people (from the Southwestern corner
of the subcontinent), in order to form a more perfect union....." Applause.
Everyone was for it. 
And it should also be mentioned that PC did an excellent job of it, co-ordinated
the activities in the initial phase. And also was a part of it, enriching it
with his well balanced views. But very recently PC has been absent from the
scene, and we are not very sure as to whether he is still in Boulder or not.
Maybe John Walsh and Fox TV might be of some help....
After the honeymoon was over, there came a very controversial topic as put in
by MJN. And it was about on wearing Indian dresses. Everyone from Anchorage
to Auckland who had access to the computer terminals in one way or other
reacted. Some thought that was a wonderful idea. Some that it was a stupid
thing to do. Some even thought it was not really MJ, but it is M + iJ, 
being only an imaginary person. But MJ continued with a few articles updating
on dogshows in NSW and Victoria, as well as the latest movies and earned a
lot of "Ughs" as MC would put it.
After that it was R's chance. R put in that Our People are not getting into
IITs the way they should. And R quoted everyone that he knew of from Kasargod
to Parassala. And R concentrated mainly in and around SB and Changanassery,
not to mention that RNS' was always quoted as both example and counter example
as the case be. All this continued till MC entered the scene and put an end
when he reminded R of the Billygoatpuke alias Sambar served in both Narmada,
Kaveri as well as Sarayu....
Enter Dowry. MYself posted a couple of ones. And so did MC. MC unfortunately
was on the wrong side, and came the Fire from SKN. SKN bluntly said to MC
that if he has any fantasies, then he will have to mop for it. Also there
were references to the Automatic Kalashnikov -47 as well as .357's, which
SKN said that the law in Lincolnland allowed. MC did rely on the "kimvadenthi"
that there is no airport in Urbana and so getting to Norman was out of 
question. What MC missed was that the suburb of Greater Urbana-Champaign
Metropolitan Area has the busiest airport on the planet. How ever SKN relied
more on the old saying that Chanting in and around the audio range of dark
bovine creatures is hopeless.....
Though JJ still wonders as to how Chennapady (as well as Erumely, with all due
respect to the 'fairer' ones of the dark bovine creatures  as mentioned above)
got the 110V supply that Chicago did not have during the times of
Prohibition/Al Capone,(which was 400 V direct current) he maintains that
Chicago is only a small village as compared to the facilities at Chennapady.
Very soon Vazhappally Mariya was the person of talk. MYself was left wondering
whether, if it was the benevolent lady who lived midway between Kottayam and
Changanasserry that was referred to. Soon SB college once again became the
focus, with Jose Kurien and "The Superman with long strides" i.e. Sayipp.
(not to forget the "Sayipp" who promised us with a script, which is being
developed, he said) being in the limelight... 
KSM who is also called as a proxy noun for I, made short notes of all the
developments though made  clear on the CET net that he does not want
arbitrary news items, and is the only person as to having some whereabouts
about PC at Boulder.
Also to mention an occassional "Namaskaram Koottukare" from DM, and The
Gentleman from Singapore, who has been trying to provide some agenda during
his busy day's work, The reference to Catholic/Protestants as DV ('Daridrya
Vaasis') by AG, ZG who believes that he has very little time to spare when
preoccupied with paying the toll and the next trip to Smoky Mountains, has
decided Not to throw pearls in front of PIGS (Poor Indian....) Also we are
entering a new era of division where the local lingo  of each one
being claimed to be the purest one.....
On the whole it has been about 3 or 4 postings a day. It is yet to pick
up momentum. 
That Fall they buried ACK.
Ladies and Gentlemen, All charcters are purely imaginary. Any similarity
between, those living, dead or to live is sheer coincidence.
Sincerely,
MYself. 

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