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From: anonymus+1248@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: BiWM in search of M or F in NYC (dates!)
Date: 5 Oct 92 17:35:04 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service

Bisexual white male, 25 yo, is visiting New York City in mid-November,
and I'm looking for some company, male or female!  If you'd be interested
in going out and showing me around the town, drop me a line.  I'm into
music (alternative, punk, and rock), theater (but not musicals), movies,
clubs, and anything that might be fun.

Although I have a couple friends in NYC, I'm looking to meet some new people
that can show me things I haven't seen before.  I've been to the city once
before, and can't wait to get there again.  So if you're interested, drop me
a line and let's talk about it!

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From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Resp to TYGER from Rai
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:47:53 GMT
Organization: Memphis State University

That wasn't supposed to sound concieted or immodest I was meaning it to be
sarcastic. As for why I was elected... I really don't think it's fair for you
to jump to conclusions like that. 

Rai.
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Damn I wish I was your lover                       Raina Weinberg
I'll rock you till the daylight comes         Memphis State University
Make sure you are smiling and warm                Memphis, Tennesee
I am everything                            MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
Tonight I'll be your mother I will
Do such things to ease your pain

In responce to:
> 
> Well wonder no more why this woman was elected net.goddess...it's her modesty!
> :) 
> 
>>Rai.
> 
>    Tyger
> -- 
>       Kristen Kohlbecker    And I would choose to be with you
>       tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
>                             But you can make decisions too
>       A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
>  
>                        
>
From: ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: The Trouble with Nice Guys
Keywords: charm wit style
Date: 29 Sep 92 18:24:33 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, UC Davis

In article <1992Sep19.043719.12857@mikejag.wimsey.bc.ca> steve@mikejag.wimsey.bc.ca (Steve (PrettyBoy) Barclay) writes:
>Has anyone considered the posibility that it takes alot of self-confidence
>in order to maintain the lifestyle of "a jerk". 
>
>Any comments?
>
>STeve
>
Actually, Steve, I think it takes very little self-confidence to be a jerk.
I've noticed that the biggest jerks are people with 'something to prove'.
People with self-confidence know they don't have to impress people all the
time, so they can afford to be nice.....BTW, I would take an less attractive
"nice guy" over a gorgeous "jerk" any day of the week.
 
                                                            Mo

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From: kovar@world.std.com (David C Kovar)
Subject: Re: Hello  Hi!!
Organization: The World Public Access UNIX, Brookline, MA
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 23:00:07 GMT

In article <17757@ucdavis.ucdavis.edu> ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo) writes:
>but you are not going to
>stop ME from posting whatever I feel like posting to this one....my     
>suggestion?........if you don't like it, don't read it. (Moral of the story)

   The point he's trying to make is that there are a number of groups,
each "designed" for a different purpose. There are groups for talking about
computers, sailing, pets, and just about anything else you want to talk about.
alt.personals was designed for personal ads, only. If you want to chat about
romance, go to alt.romance - singles, soc.singles - flames, alt.flame. There
is a group out there for nearly everything that is currently going on in
this group.

  I'm not telling you to go post anywhere, but I am curious why you feel
compelled to post anything you want anywhere you want. If I start posting
about bondage in discipline in a group that was set up to talk about
the French culture, aren't they entitled to ask me if my posting is 
inappropriate?

-David


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: salvator@beach.csulb.edu (Salvatore Vermiglio)
Subject: Re: need e-mail
Organization: Cal State Long Beach
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 20:28:09 GMT

Ok! I will send you some mail.  By the way, where is Alderson-Broaddus College?

Xref: sparky alt.personals:19367 alt.personals.ads:1875 alt.personals.misc:863
From: p00139@psilink.com (Raistlin Majere)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: What's the Diff?!
Date: 27 Sep 92 19:26:10 GMT
Organization: Tower of High Sorcer - Palanthas
X-Mailer: PSILink (3.2)

>DATE:   22 Sep 1992 15:58:31 GMT
>FROM:   Steven Clark <sclark@ocf.berkeley.edu>
>
>Can someone explain to me the functional difference, if any 
>between alt.personals, alt.personals.ads, and alt.personals.misc?
>

	CLUE:
		You are on USENET - there *is* no difference!

>please reply by e-mail
>
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		"You are a vicious and evil man. You have no
		 heart, you have no soul. You would murder
		 without a second thought. You are cruel, 
		 twisted and warped. You are an agent of evil
		 and a servant of darkness. I would not doubt, 
		 in fact, that you are the Anti-Christ......"
				- From my admirer on "talk.religion.misc"
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		Raistlin Majere @ Tower of High Sorcery - Palanthas
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tech1@shocker.ee.twsu.edu (Randy )
Subject: Re: Underwear
Organization: Electrical Engr. Dept, Wichita State Univ.
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 21:47:37 GMT
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In article <BvIK7J.MAC@news.orst.edu> kaufmanj@ucs.orst.edu (John Kaufman) writes:
>From: kaufmanj@ucs.orst.edu (John Kaufman)
>Subject: Underwear
>Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 21:40:30 GMT
> Hmmm..... a choice between briefs and boxer shorts......
>
>
>                       
>
>
> ...................some of us have made the choice, and it's 
>                    neither one..........
>
>
>jk
>
I tend to wear either nothing or thong underwear.  I have found that many 
ladies get a bit turned on by a guy that wears thong underwear.  Also, I 
hate underwear lines and get a terrific thrill when I see a lady with no 
panty lines.

T1

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| Tech1@shocker.ee.twsu.edu   | We are Electronics Technicians....Let
| Electrical Engineering Dept.|  us check your shorts and probe your
| Wichita State University    |                 opens!
| Wichita, KS                 |
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From: anonymus+1307@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: BiWM iso Bi or GWM in DC, Baltimore area
Date: 6 Oct 92 17:12:52 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service


I am a very feminine submissive male, looking for a nice man to spend 
some lonely evenings with.

Serious replys only please.
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From: v065l99p@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Eric C Fleming)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: fat people
Date: 3 Oct 92 23:52:00 GMT
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re
From: ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Hello
Date: 29 Sep 92 18:54:45 GMT
Organization: Computing Services, UC Davis

In article <1992Sep22.180928.29343@ra.msstate.edu> bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak) writes:
>
>I'm fine.  I'm not wearing pants!
>
Careful....you might catch a cold!  Then you'll be sorry.

                                              Queen of the Minions   
                                                      aka Mo


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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tarjan@iastate.edu (Scot 'ONE T!' Kight)
Subject: Re: sexy clothing
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, IA
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 18:23:04 GMT

In article <BvpF7I.7Kr.2@cs.cmu.edu> anonymus+505@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu (Savannah) writes:
>So...fellas...what types of clothing do you find sexy on a woman?  Short
>skirts?  Black stockings with the line up the back?  Thong panties?  Heels?
>
>What?  You tell us women what you like...
>
>Savannah
>

Hmm.. Short skirts (tight of course) Are a definite.. But also loose short 
skirts.. (but short is a must)..

Thong panties?.. Not especially.. But the real lacy type (small but not 
thong) 

NO MAKEUP! Or only a little.. If you just put alot on it just makes us wonder
"What does she REALLY look like.. Probably not to good.." 

Low cut dresses.. Cleavage is a definite turn on.. 
Also More see through.. or at least being able to see an outline of nipples 
is probably one of the best ways.. (I dont think there is any way I can avoid 
that....)

And dont go nuts with your hair!!!!!!!!!! Some of us like to play with your 
hair! I dont feel like touching 4 cans worth of spritz and no hair!
I like it more plain.. but you have to have hair, no real short hair..

Also another nicety is biker shorts.. Those look GREAT if you have toned legs
and a nice butt! (But I dont mean to wear a short skirt and put biker shorts
underneath.. ONE OR THE OTHER not both!)

REMEMBER these are PERSONAL preferences.. I dont speak for ANYONE else.



tarjan

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tyger@netcom.com (Kitty in the Middle)
Subject: Re: Men's Drawers... (Article)
Organization:  Funk the Dumb Stuff!
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 18:53:08 GMT

ina_pearce@actew.oz.au writes:
>obrien@acf3.nyu.edu (Chief O'Brien) writes:
>> 
>> Just an article I found, that I thought you all might enjoy:
>> 
>> [Reproduced without permission from COSMOPOLITAN Magazine, October 1992].
>> 
>> Men's Drawers		by Melissa Rossi
>> 
>*** utter garbage deleted ***
>
>you only have to look at any movie to see they always depict the hunk in briefs
>and the dork, dweeb, geek etc etc in boxer shorts with the women laughing at 
>him that's because it's the truth!

You've got that right! My SO has  one pair of boxers that I like okay, but I
much prefer even BVD's to them.

>just because some stupid fashion magazine decided to make boxer shorts trendy
>all the stupid women with no brains to think for themselves started saying
>'we believe, we believe'

Not all of them! I've never followed fashion. I wear what I like and if it's
not what's fashionable, oh well...

>if a women left me because of the above situation I would tell her to f**k off
>and find a women who has taste AND a brain to think for herself!!!

Well, I don't know if I'd be that harsh, but I more or less agree. Someone that 
lists their Important Features of a Boyfriend in an order something like this:

1) Looks
2) Brains
3) BOXERS

Is probably not very bright. But hey, some guys like bubbleheads!

   Tyger
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      tyger@netcom.com      That's if the choice were mine to make   
                            But you can make decisions too
      A Tyger and a Lady    And you can have this heart to break 
 
                       
        
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From: ez005392@othello.ucdavis.edu (Mo)
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
Subject: Re: I need a SLUT!!!!
Date: 30 Sep 92 19:36:01 GMT
Followup-To: alt.personals
Organization: Computing Services, UC Davis

In article <2926891154.2.p00056@psilink.com> p00056@psilink.com (Faustus) writes:
>
>There's a difference?

Yeah, there's a difference between a slut and an inflatable doll......
The doll has a higher IQ.

                                         Mo

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Organization: The American University - University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 04:03:09 EDT
From: Naz Reyes <NAZ@auvm.american.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: I just died ...

In article <1992Sep28.212521.19242@emr1.emr.ca>, gairns@ccrs.emr.ca (Jamie
Gairns) says:
>
>        No, nothing else.  I just died and was wondering if anyone
>        else had this problem ?  It sucks!
>

Have you tried listening to REALLY LOUD HEAVY METAL music?
You know, people say it could wake up the dead.  You should
try it sometime :-)

-Naz
From: arnold@pyramid.unr.edu (Bruce M Arnold)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: ADVICE NEEDED FROM THE LADIES
Date: 4 Oct 92 04:35:08 GMT
Reply-To: arnold@pyramid.unr.edu (Bruce M Arnold)
Organization: University of Nevada, Reno  Department of Computer Science

><ACPS7083@RyeVm.Ryerson.Ca> writes:
>>    What does a man say to start off a conversation with a female that he like
>> And not look like an idiot?  I've always had this problem.
>>      Has anyone out there had this or similar problem in their lovelife?
>> 
>>   Then again, men who has the experience would know exactly what I mean and
>> feel.
>> 
>>   Please, anyone who reads this message, post any advice or opinion
>> or past experience regarding this situation.

For one thing, I'm sure you wont find many "men" that have not had the
problem you describe, especially here in computer land.. 

The problem you have is the ratio problem that we currently discuss here
in my dorm room..

to get rid of the 0 at the edit of (ask : yes) you have to take away the
other 0.. you are guanrenteed of 0:0 always being there.. it's safe and
doesnt make you look like a fool.. especially if you are afraid of 25:0 or
something, but you know as well as I do (probaly deep within you) that the
percentage chance of you getting a 25:0 or even a 10:0 are so slim (e-mail
me if you want me to do a calcualtion) that being the scientist that you
are, would agree are QUITE IMPOSSIBLE..

I know I didn't answer your question about WHAT TO SAY, but the idea is
YOU ALLREADY know what to say.. you know you, and anything else you might
want to say would be lies coming out of your mouth.. don't start by being
a liar...say what you need to say.. if you find anyone with a half-bit of
compassion, they will understand.. it's not like the girl you will be
asking isn't HUMAN as well..

Bruce.. <arnold@cs.unr.edu>

My roommate would like to add:

About 90% of the guys in college probably feel the way you do.  with AIDS
and everything screwing everybody up.  But you must understand what the
"man" above sais, "there's always somebody for everybody."  What you
really need to concentrate on looking for is that spontaneous situation
where actually "she" will find you.. and things will just click..

(My roommate knows about these things.. through experience  (so do I
actually))

Chris and Bruce... would like to hear from you, write E-mail above..

    


Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: coleman@rocky.cs.ucla.edu (Mike Coleman)
Subject: Re: A romantic night by the light of a fire...
Organization: UCLA, Computer Science Department
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 04:06:33 GMT

ap.5238@cupid.sai.com writes:
|Rose-Hulman has an all-male student body, so guests will be limited to  
|females.  Sorry.

Whadya know?  Pathetic and homophobic both.  Ouch.

Mike
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sussman@cs.cornell.edu (Stephen H. Sussman)
Subject: Re: Its gay bashing IMO/ was IMPOSTER ABUSING MY ACCOUNT!
Organization: Cornell Univ. CS Dept, Ithaca NY 14853
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 18:36:33 GMT

arcane@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Kendrick Davis) writes:
   
> So why is it that if a gay person is "misrepresented" as being straight, 
>that they don't cry FOUL??? Methinks it has to do with non-gays being a 
>"tad" less comfortable with their sexuality.... 

Why don't you ask "them"?  Maybe they should ... it certainly is not the
responsibilty of the heterosexual community to be offended on behalf of the 
homosexual community.

>  ex: Super 4x4's the wheels are higher then most cars... you know th 
>ones. Is this not just the non-gay's way of making up for his concerns 
>that his g/f thinks he has a small dick?

What the hell are you talking about?
This barely looks like English, let alone anything intelligent.

> So its up to all the gays of our wonderful nation to make sure we let 
>the non-gays live happy and fulfilling lives, that we ensure they do not 
>get discriminated, and that we treat them as full members of our society.

Whatever.

>                        LOVE = Equality

>                          -  -< ARCANE >-

> Right?!
  
Love=Love.   Equality=Equality.

-Steve-
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Mr Blank Generation....
From: anonymus+386@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 12:05:20 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service

Mr Blank Generation seeks a clone for intrigue, conversation, romance, late
night walks, whining and dining, howling at the moon and other assorted
madness....

E-mail me for more random thoughts.....

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From: "Faustus" <p00056@psilink.com>
Subject: Re: I just died ...
Organization: Inferno@Eight.Bolgia.Malebolge
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 21:58:26 GMT
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>DATE:   Mon, 28 Sep 1992 21:25:21 GMT
>FROM:   Jamie Gairns <gairns@ccrs.emr.ca>
>
>	No, nothing else.  I just died and was wondering if anyone
>	else had this problem ?  It sucks!
>


What are you complaining about? Death would be a blessing, another wonderful
gift of our lord. Father take this cup from me, I find it too bitter.. 
BTW: Was it a woman that killed you? Or the boredom of living?

Faustus

Not born, Not Dead.. Not Alive.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: barry@netcom.com (Kenn Barry)
Subject: Re: Fire and Flames (Rai)
Organization: QQQCLC
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 19:03:57 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.193617.23541@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu> marwood@csri.toronto.edu (Simon J. Marwood) writes:
>In article <1992Oct2.192451.24857@netcom.com> barry@netcom.com (Kenn Barry) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep29.141451.3444@memstvx1.memst.edu> mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>>>This week I have been flamed numerous times.
>>>Will someone explain this to me. PLEASE.
>>
>>	Sure. It's because the space between your ears is completely
>>filled with kapok, and you insist on proving this over and over again,
>>publically.
>
>You may not like someone's posts, nor the threads that they follow, but
>this gives you no right to make a comment on the person themselves, of
>whom I am certain you know nothing at all.

	She _asked_, Simon; I've even quoted it for you again.

	Frankly, even Rai isn't as boring as all the Knights in Shining
Armor who come galumphing to her defense.

						Kayembee
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: anonymus+1138@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: Looking for B/G*M in Washington DC area
Organization: Anonymous contact service
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 20:47:00 GMT

Hi,

I'm looking for a B/G*M in the washington DC area, looking for friend a first
and maybe more later on.


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From: tegray@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Thomas E. Gray)
Subject: Re: Ubi sub ubi
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 03:10:28 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.140606.18831@ryn.mro4.dec.com> tang@akofin.enet.dec.com (Gabe Tang) writes:
>
>re: (Jamie Gairns) .....
>
>>	Ubi sub ubi
>>	That's Latin for "Wear under wear"
>
>Jamie,
>	The more common usage is...  	Semper ubi   sub   ubi.
>	literally translated as....	Always where under where.
>	but meant to be understood as...Always wear underwear.
>
>	I figure if you're going to use it for a joke, you might as well
>	know why it's considered funny....at least to those who suffered
>	through Latin classes. :-}

I think it's all very funny. I went on to teach Latin for a living,
and still find what we said in Junior High School to be very funny:

Ubi, O ubi, est meus sub-ubi?

"Where, Oh where, is my underwhere?"

To this day I am unsure why the author thought the puzzling amalgum
"sub-ubi" should be masculine. Still, it tickles me just to say it.  

I guess this thread is a little off-task. Any net-ladies out there
want to meet Latin teachers with childish senses of humor?

Didn't think so. 



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