HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: pynq@quads.uchicago.edu (Jeremy Mathers)
Subject: Re: Mother Lifts Car Off Child. Uh huh.
Reply-To: pynq@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: D. J. Dougherty & Associates
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 18:11:41 GMT

In article <1992Dec29.163537.28438@panix.com> ilaine@panix.com (Liz Stokes) writes:
>
>	In fact, when my sister-in-law got in a car accident with her
>baby in the car, she actually ran down the road and into a ditch (before the
>car burst into flames) carrying the baby with a broken arm (hers not the
>baby's).
>		-Liz

I thought cars only burst into flames on TV.  Isn't it just a UL?

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From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Subject: Re: Sex, the Final Frontier?
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 01:00:26 GMT

In article <1992Dec19.041115.5286@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> quetzal@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Quetzal) writes:
>
>Everybody knows that you can't scramble diodes by using a magnet . . .

There are noise-generating diodes that are "tuned" by optimal placement
within a fixed magnetic field.  While you can't scramble the diode per se,
the magnet would disrupt the prevailing field and make the diode's output
far different from the desired result.  (Removing your magnet would restore
the desired output.)

While diodes would hardly be called einbahnstrasse, they certainly are
"one-way" streets for current flow.

cj "serving afu for over a 50th of a century" l
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From: cary@access.digex.com (Cary R. Stephan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: Re: Sex, the Final Fronti
Date: 31 Dec 1992 11:40:31 GMT
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
NNTP-Posting-Host: access.digex.com

You're right there is a group non-life people who write these stories.  I
picked up one at a con once (not knowing what it was)--you should have
seen my face when I read "Kirk kissed Spock on the mouth and asked him,
'did you like it?'".  Uuuugggghhhhh!

However, did read an interview with Harve Bennet once and he mentioned
that his favorite quote from one of those 'zines was: "Kirk couldn't get
the coppery taste out of his mouth for a week".  That one is amusing!
From: "tom betz" <tom.betz@execnet.com>
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: amusing signs
Date: 29 Dec 92 23:25:21 EST
Reply-To: "tom betz" <tom.betz@execnet.com>
Distribution: alt
Organization: Executive Networks Information

Quoth Joe Doetzl regarding AMUSING SIGNS on 12-22-92:

JD>My favorites are/(used to be) on I-94 from Milwaukee to Chicago.
JD>
JD>1.  Bong Recreation Area
JD>2.  Wisconsin's Best Cheese and Taxidermy

And if I recall correctly, those two are at the same exit!  

(My father, brothers, and I had an Econoline break down at that exit a 
couple years ago, and we spent a very long night and half a day there...)

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From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.food.cooking
Subject: Re: AFU Flan Cub
Date: 23 Dec 1992 08:05:32 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
  +
  +Flan is sort of like lutefisk, only with more sugar.  If Cynthia Kandolf
  +was still alive, rest her soul, she could tell you all about it.

Isn't the lye a little watered-down too?  Or is it that they use
KOH instead of NaOH?  Life can be so cruel...
  
  +I heard that a pound of butter weighs more than a pound of feathers.

It depends on what you need to use it for.
  +
  +>ObfoodUL2: George Bush doesn't like brocolli ,(Italian
  +>for small cabbage), because it makes his urine smell.
  +
  +That isn't broccoli.  That's Brussels Sprouts.

Brussels Sprouts is Italian for small cabbage?  You guys are
really confusing here on a.f.u.  Broccoli is the guy who
produces Matt Helm movies (Pierce Brosnan is in the next one).

Terry "Can't someone give me a straight answer w/o a flame?!" Chan
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From: peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva)
Subject: Re: Cheese popcorn
Organization: Taronga Park BBS
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 13:31:25 GMT

In article <1992Dec25.073227.24964@u.washington.edu> wiml@milton.u.washington.edu (William Lewis) writes:
>Recipe (tm, r, c, sm[*]) --- which produces delicious pound cake let

>[*] What does this stand for (besides sadomasochism)? Seems to me
>    I once heard it explaines as "sales mark" or something equally
>    contrived.

Service mark.
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From: Chuck Adams <chuck_adams@qmail.ssc.gov>
Subject: Re: Fellatio laws, cases cited (was: Re: FAQ list)
Organization: Superconducting Super Collider Laboratory
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 23:17:52 GMT

In article <ljcbumINNofv@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM> bls@sector7g.Eng.Sun.COM (Brian
Scearce) writes:
>In article 62140@cc.usu.edu, slb3y@cc.usu.edu (Punk Rocketeer) writes:
>>     (1)  A person commits sodomy when the actor engages in any sexual
>>act with a person who is 14 years of age or older involving the
>>genitals of one person and mouth or anus of another person, regardless
>>of the sex of either participant.
>
>NEWSFLASH: RIMMING LEGAL IN UTAH
>
>Brian "But, but" Scearce

Wait just a minute - so it is legal for an actor (or whatever) to perform such
acts with a person who is 14 years of age or *younger*  ?

NEWSFLASH:  THEY LIKE 'EM YOUNG IN UTAH


                      Chuck Adams,  WB5WRR   (The Chuckster)
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From: bjackson@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Ben Jackson)
Subject: Re: Cheese popcorn
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 1992 19:20:18 GMT

In article <1h7970INNe2c@bigboote.WPI.EDU> driel@wpi.WPI.EDU (Deborah M Riel) writes:
>In article <Bznv9t.Bxo@monster.apd.saic.com> tomj@monster.apd.saic.com (Tom Johnson) writes:
>>Tom "I Wanna Make My OWN Cheese Popcorn" Johnson
>
>I wanted to make my own cheese popcorn once, and got the brainstorm of
>using one of those packets of orangey cheese powder from a box of
>macaroni and cheese.  It worked!  I just dumped it in the pot (I make
>popcorn the old fashioned way of using a pot on the stove) after the
>corn was all done popping, put on the lid and shook it all up till it
>coated the popcorn.  Don't ask me why I got the urge to do this,
>but it can be done!
>
>Debbie

But what did you do with all of that leftover macaroni?  That cheese sauce IS
awfully useful (it melts right through most car anti-theft devices), but there
isn't much to do with the pasta afterwards.

Ben "Just curious" Jackson

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From: popec@unkaphaed.gbdata.com (William C. Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Anyone here read the Fortean Times?
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 92 04:11:31 GMT
Organization: Unka Phaed's UUCP Thingy, Houston, TX

ian@pharaoh.cyborg.bt.co.uk (Speed Freak) writes:

> Brian.Milner@brunel.ac.uk (Brian D Milner) writes:
> 
> 
> >        Have any of you guys seen the Fortean Times? It was started yonks 
> 
> >        It comes out (I think) quarterly, and is in W.H. Smiths, the
> 
> It comes out bi-monthly.  Although most of it consists of newspaper clippings
> with no comment or explanation, it also has articles where the facts are
> examined.  Two recent articles were about the LSD tattoos and organ theft.
> These articles both came to the conclusion (with supporting evidence) that
> both these topics were ULs.
> 
> Ian.
> -- 
> Ian Crocker 					ian@cyborg.bt.co.uk


It used to come out Quartely, but was sold last year and now comes out
bimonthly.   It used to due long articles on odd subjects with a lot a 
research put into such articles.  A lot of old folklore and such.  It 
seems to have stopped putting long articles in.  I hope this is just an 
illusion.  It's still a great read tho'.

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From: barth@cbnewsd.cb.att.com (barth.richards)
Subject: Re: I Live to FAQ!
Organization: AT&T
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 19:44:53 GMT


In article <5522.434.uupcb@ehbbs.gwinnett.com> curt.tucker@ehbbs.gwinnett.com
(Curt Tucker)  writes:

>TC>846a872,873
>TC>> F. Some 1963 $1 bills have a 'K' for JFK, 11 for mth of death, commemorate
>TC>>    ["The Kennedy Note" in TMP]
>
>Haven't read TMP, but all US $1 currency (and other denominations)
>has a letter and numbers sprinkled around the front side as an
>alleged deterrent to counterfeiters (real successful, since we all know
>about it).  Example above:  "k" is the 11th letter in the alphabet. The
>only remaining money in my wallet is a dollar bill with "F" and "6."
>
>I've heard this for years and have found no counter-example.  The
>Numbers/letters may or may not correspond to particular regional Federal
>Reserve Banks.  I bet the Fed or the Treasury Dept. would explain if
>anyone cared enough to call.

The numbers and letters do, in fact correspond to the Federal Reserve Bank
that issues the note.  The large black letter that appears in the middle of
the Federal Reserve Bank seal (the black seal to the left of the portrait),
the letter at the beginning of the serial number, and the four black numbers
that appear towards each of the four corners, but still within the white
area of the bill, all correspond to the issuing Federal Reserve Bank.  The
banks are numbered (and lettered in the order in which they were
established.  An incomplete list of the banks (going by what I presently
have in my wallet) follows:

          Boston, MA             1     A
                                 2     B
                                 3     C
          Cleveland, OH          4     D
                                 5     E
                                 6     F
          Chicago, IL            7     G
                                 8     H
                                 9     I
                                10     J
                                11     K
          San Francisco, CA     12     L


I seem to remember that 12 (L) is as high as they go, and that New York was
2 (B), but without notes in front of me, I can't say for sure.  Perhaps
others will fill in the missing bank locations.  Anyway, the main point is
that the 11-K markings on a 1963 series note (or any other Federal Reserve
Note) has no significance beyond indicating the branch of the Federal
Reserve that issued it.


Barth "even as a child, knew that the Scooby Doo villan who put Washington's
portrait on counterfeit $100 bills was an idiot" Richards

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From: cjt1@ellis.uchicago.edu (Charles Ten Brink)
Subject: American Civil War Stuff
Reply-To: cjt1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 19:58:45 GMT

In article <1992Dec19.222536.19404@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:
>	Abner Doubleday was a General from New York.  Among the
>battles he almost had his troops in was at Antietam Creek, where
>Union commander "Young Napolean" George McClellan held his corps
>in reserve a couple of miles north of the battle.  Snatching a
>draw from the jaws of victory.
>
>	The one death at Fort Sumter occured when a cannon was
>firing a final salute to the Federal colors.  However, the cannon
>did not explode.  It recoiled enough to fall off the back of the
>elevated platform it was sitting on, and fell on a guy and
>crushed him.
>
>ObACWstuff: At Antietam Battlefield National park, South of town
>and near the creek, stands an obelisk with an inscription that
>reads approximately: "Near this spot, on September 17,1862,
>Seargent William McKinley, later President of the United States,
>served coffee and biscuits to weary soldiers from Ohio.
>
>ObUL: Neither Abe Lincoln or Genl McClellan have living descendants.
>
>ObUL2: A newsgroup actually exists that discusses ONLY this kind
>of stuff.

Gee, I knew I should do a better job of monitoring this newsgroup
for cross-pollination.  The correct answer to ObUL2 is (drum roll)
alt.war.civil.usa.  Come join us sometime.
--Chuck


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From: cardo@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (Ric Crabbe)
Subject: Re: African-American-top
Organization: UCLA, Computer Science Department
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 92 01:40:52 GMT

mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:

>Here's an UL...at least I've been told my everyone I tell my story to
>that its an UL (and I don't recall seeing it in the enormously-huge
>FAQ)

>My father told me about a colleague who was writing a book. The editor
>of the book was very PC and decided that the professor couldn't use
>the word "black" when referring to African-Americans. So the editor
>simply used a "search-and-replace" command to search for every "black"
>reference and replace it with "African-American."

>Unfortunately, this resulted in "blacktop" (as in asphalt) becoming
>"African-Americantop", a "black-and-white issue" becoming an
>"African-American-and-white issue", etc.
>But as I say, every time I tell this story, people throw "UL" in my
>face. I admit it has a lot of UL tendencies....
>Anyone else heard this one before?

not the same, but (slightly) related:

My grandfather was an old guard english professor at Columbia and as such
would get outraged at terms like African-American and chair-person of the
board.  He would periodically send me articles and essays on the matter.  One 
I do remember was called 'Nopersonsclature'.  It proceeded to make the standard
arguments against 'ruining' the language, but everywhere substituted 'person'
for man, African-American for black, and so on.  Personual and 
African-Americantop were two particular ones I remember.

what does it mean? nothing probably.

ric
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From: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Subject: Re: Late breaking potential UL!
Reply-To: lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Thu, 31 Dec 1992 05:48:31 GMT

This just in:

In article <1992Dec30.003923.10295@samba.oit.unc.edu> Bruce.Tindall@launchpad.unc.edu (Bruce Tindall) writes:

>preferably ULs involving Generalissimo Franco.
                          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^

Is he still dead?

cj "and you're not" l
From: jvarley@crash.cts.com (J.J. Varley)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: extreme strength (was: mom lifting car..)
Date: 3 Jan 93 06:50:17 GMT
Organization: CTS Network Services (crash, ctsnet), El Cajon, CA


This sounds possible.  Assuming that the arms are at a right angle to the body, when you raise your arm up, you're using your pectoralis muscle.  This is one of the largest muscles in the upper body, and since I, a teenager can lift 
100 pounds with a fair amount of effort in that movement, I'd say that a drug-crazed fully grown person could do the same, without permanent damage.

s 
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: Re: African-American-top
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 23:37:28 GMT

mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>						........So the editor
>simply used a "search-and-replace" command to search for every "black"
>reference and replace it with "African-American."
>
>Unfortunately, this resulted in "blacktop" (as in asphalt) becoming
>"African-Americantop", a "black-and-white issue" becoming an
>"African-American-and-white issue", etc.

	This brings to mind the story of the local newspaper TV
section that replaced all occurances of FOX with the local
affiliates station, i.e. FOX -> WTTE channel 28.  This worked
fine until a story about 'Back to the Future' appeared.


ObUL: Speaking of blacktop, Macadam is named after a Scotsman.

Jon "Michael J. WTTE Channel 28" Papai
From: jonathan@vinnie.cuc.ab.ca (Jonathan Levine)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Licking the bars
Date: 31 Dec 92 16:13:35 GMT

Indeed, nothing urban lorish (?) about this one.  As I write this, it's 35
below here.  Don't bother asking whether that's C or F, since they coincide
at -40, it really doesn't make much difference. 

Getting your tongue frozen to a piece of metal outdoors in the winter is
comonly known as "licking the bars".  The origin is schoolchildren, as
the bars referred to are those comprising the fence around the schoolyard.

I still use "licking the bars" as a general metaphor for somebody doing
something inexcusably stupid, usually at somebody else's suggestion.

My sympathy is extended to Californioids, to whom none of this will make
any sense.  If in doubt, go put a crescent wrench in the freezer and get
back to me in a couple of days.

BTW, how widespread is knowledge of "the dogpile"?  


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From: cel@nsscmail.att.com (clayton EDward LEIHY iii)
Subject: Re: asteroids beyond Jupiter
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban
Organization: NCR Systems Support Center - New Jersey
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 19:41:37 GMT

In a previous post, Bill Nelson/Jacobs (attributes got mixed up) wrote:

>Would it be possible for Neptune to capture a perturbed asteroid?

The answer is:

YES, if the Neptunians has a powerful enough tractor beam!
From: Bruce.Tindall@launchpad.unc.edu (Bruce Tindall)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Net's Funniest Kitchen Disasters
Date: 30 Dec 92 00:14:35 GMT
Organization: University of North Carolina Extended Bulletin Board Service

Sodium dumped in water blows up real good, true.  But in high-school
chemistry class we were shown a movie of chunks of each element in the
same column of the periodic table as sodium being tossed into a basin.
By the time they got to cesium it was time to call in the Richter scale.

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From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: The El
Date: 21 Dec 1992 18:13:45 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

kasprj@rpi.edu writes:
  + 
  + Joel Furr called for urban train folklore. Here's a story that I heard 
  +a long time ago in New York City.
  + 
  + A maintenance man in a midtown office building was checking the lights,
  +and had to replace an eight-foot long fluorescent tube. 

   [Details of fluorescent lamp disposal/littering story deleted.]

This is a cute story.  I recall reading it in a series of reports
entitled _Common Sense_ reports for business.  Basically a _Reader's
Digest_ of basic guidelines and anecdotes for people who run small
businesses.  The illustrations and writing remind me of publications
of the 1950s and I had the impression that the lamp story went back
a ways.  I've also seen it reprinted in Christian church literature
as an inspiration of something, but I can never remember.

The versions I heard were detailed as to which bridges in NYC the
fellow had to go through, and each borough.  None of which I can
recall now.

Terry "Those were the days" Chan
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From: warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein)
Subject: Re: Another University Exam One
Reply-To: warren@nysernet.org
Organization: Mail to News Gateway at Wang Labs
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 04:40:13 GMT

In <wLD1VB10w165w@codewks.nacjack.gen.nz> system@codewks.nacjack.gen.nz (Wayne McDougall) writes:

>OBUl: Snow flakes can be up to 17 inches in diameter.

And eating just one 17-inch snowflake can be fatal.
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From: jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel K. Furr)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: little girl embedded in grille (was: Re: I Live to FAQ!)
Date: 21 Dec 92 14:13:55 GMT
Organization: Escape from Blacksburg, VA

In article <28090@dog.ee.lbl.gov> TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan) writes:
>PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:
>
>  +>	In reading the FAQ, I noticed an ommision in the
>  +>automotive section.  A story comes to mind:
>
>    [details deleted]
>
>  +>I suggest this be investigated before the following addition:
>  +>
>  +>F.  Drunk driver finds small child plastered to grill of car next morning.
>
>Then, jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (Joel K. Furr) writes:
>
>  +I'm surprised that one's not already in the FAQ.  It's in one of
>  +Brunvand's books and is debunked thorougly.
>
>Yeah, well, it's largely because no one's really mentioned it up
>to now.  Along the same lines is the one where the drunk guy's
>wife receives a call the next day from the police because he drove
>the police car home.  

And the guy firmly denies having driven the police car home, and the cops
ask him to look in his garage, and there's the car, lights still on and
flashing, right?

Joel "Literate at a third grade level" Furr
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From: cel@nsscmail.att.com (clayton EDward LEIHY iii)
Subject: Re: Life (death) imitates usenet - man dies from LSD abuse.
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban
Summary:  OOPS
Organization: NCR Systems Support Center - New Jersey
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 19:31:30 GMT

Wow, man!  I've been sitting here too long this holiday week!

I could have sworn the subject line said:

man dies from usenet abuse

Oh, well
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