HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Re: accident
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 18:02:02 GMT


>Accident on Saturday evening.  My car skidded off a mountain road and
>smashed into some small aspens.  $2000 to repair the damage, which is
>almost entirely cosmetic.  Hope that the insurance comes through.

>I am uninjured.

>Mark., no Speed Racer
>gooley@netcom.com

Damn.  My cult and I were sitting around, with the ritual candles
burning, the ouija board singing, the freshly painted pentagrams
dripping, concentrating on your car 500 miles away.  We were aiming
for the motor.

                                        Nik
                    Cups and Cakes...  I'm so full my tummy aches.
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Monday, 11 Jan 1993 21:12:29 EST
From: My Baloney has a first name..... <IO10712@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Wow, do _I_ feel stupid.

Hiya, it's me agian, the guy who begged you all to write to my friend
and wish him a happy birthday. Someone politely reminded me that i
forgot to put in his e-mail address. So here it is.....
io10781@maine.maine.edu
Thanks. And as an added incentive, i'll post the most insulting or
most hilarious ones.
Wahoo!

                      /-----------------------\
                      |Yeah, i know, it's not |
                      |    much of a sig.     |
                      |io10712@maine.maine.edu|
                      \-----------------------/
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Date: 7 Jan 93 12:05:55 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc, Cupertino, CA

AjD:
|i am going to drink an entire quart of
|store-bought eggnog today.

My housemates have their own Eddie Haskell, a tall lanky guy named Max
who is always over when the laugh track is starting to pipe down.

Max convinced Scott that Safeway eggnog -- the usual, inexpensive
kind, not the Premium kind in the black containers with the gold
printing -- was the Correct and Proper eggnog, and therefore they went
on a drinking binge of it. A half a dozen times I would come home to
find the empty half-gallon cartons littering the kitchen, the glasses
with that bizarre crusty film on them, the two of them sitting there
moaning.

"It is important," says Max, "to drink the right amount. Not too much,
or you'll get really sick. Only enough to give you that queasy
feeling."

Just like true addicts, after a while this wasn't enough. 

I had pointed out to Max that eggnogg was merely whipping cream with
some eggs and nutmeg in it. Max, being a gadget hound, brought over
his instant cream whipper, and poured a pint in, charging it with much
of the precious Gas of Hilarity. They spent a long time thereafter
spraying it into peoples' mouths, and occasionally, Arrow the Dog's
mouth. Arrow likes whipped eggnog. Arrow also likes Rolo candies,
avocados, and pizza, but that's another story.

mr HEINOUS
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: ACK! MY ACCOUNT IS GOING AWAY
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.job.gooley,alt.butt-harp 
Summary: oozing pus wart
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: geek
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 93 00:36:14 GMT
Expires: sure

In article <1993Jan12.212310.12693@lut.ac.uk> L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd
Wood) writes: 
> >Jon 'no friends' Knight wrote: 
> >>Even more amazing still: no-one really notices or cares.
>But you noticed! And you spent WEEKS last term describing talk.bizarre,newts, 
>net.gods and the great carasso to me. 
>And now I have seen talk.bizarre for myself. 
>Frankly, I'm not impressed. 

i have no joke here, i just like saying Fuck Off (tm) to stupid gits.

--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Shame shortful confection
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 18:32:22 GMT


	I never read Gooley's alt.nonsequitor cross-posts.

-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,uk.politics
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: Will Shetlanders pay?
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 18:52:48 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.120951.17350@merlin.comlab.ox.ac.uk> library@comlab.ox.ac.uk (Gordon Riddell) writes:
>In article <8119@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>>
>>In article <8100@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk I wrote:
>>
>>#  Meanwhile the Danish Kroner would collapse because the sum we originally
>>#  paid for the Shetlands, plus compound interest, would probably be
>>#  greater than the sum of all the money in the European Community. 
>>
>>But if you think about the opportunity costs, it would probably be
>>cheaper to give the Shetlands back to the Danes than to clean up the oil
>>spill. 
>>
>
>Yes, I think that was why I suggested that now was a good time to give it
>back.
>

	But don't you think it would be _cheaper_ to simply give the Shetlands
	back to whoever you bought them from?  That's gotta be less expensive than
	doing the clean-up, right?

	Redundantly,
		Mitch

With apologies to KJ.


-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
From: cs199aa@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Most bizarre product '93
Keywords: spray paint, bald people, infomercial
Date: 5 Jan 93 23:01:32 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

My nomination for this award goes to GLH Formula Number 9.
Yes, that's right, now you can cover those unsightly bald
spots with this new _Hair Spray Paint_!!!

Do people actually believe this stuff looks like real hair?

 
mark
(also makes a great dessert topping)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Mark Giovannetti)
Subject: oh the wonder of it all
Keywords: drop that fungal bat
Organization: Ugly Nastiness
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 20:22:52 GMT


I just heard a spider bark.


-- 
---
Mark V. Giovannetti                    These are my opinions.
E-mail: giovannetti@ccrs.emr.ca
                                       Smile, you'll feel better.
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short shameful confession
Date: Fri, 08 Jan 93 14:36:07 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

I own one of the singles mentioned in the "Moribund music of the 70s" list on
the back of "Helter Stupid".


mathew
-- 
deterministic anti-ballistic not too drastic ritualistic operatic automatic
quite grammatic seldom static  intellectual not ineffectual fairly eventful
sometimes  pitiful  over  critical  unpredictable  semi-stable  fairly able
unavailable  (wir)  B2 41 30 5F 5B 20 B9 D5  7C 8F 75 88 7C DA D8 C5 (PGP2)
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MacApp, C++ - Bay Area (recruiter)
Date: 10 Jan 93 16:23:09 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <C0LprF.3LB@well.sf.ca.us>, tweed@well.sf.ca.us (Tom Weed) writes:
> 
> Macintosh programmer needed! Development environment is MacApp, C++ but all
> hotshots are encouraged to apply if OOP is your style of preference, choice
> and experience. Will develop and design new versions of an application for
> the preliminary analysis of DNA sequence data.
> 
> This si a senior position requiring 3+ years of commercial product
> development experience.
> 
> Please E-mail (ascii only please) or best yet Mail resume to:
> Network consulting
> 1302 Masonic Ave
       ^^^^^^^^^^^
> San Francisco, ca 94117

Only men wearing aprons and half a trouser need apply.
Preference given to those with a funny handshake.

Jason
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A message from a SCHIZO
Date: 5 Jan 93 00:47:20 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2

gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:

>I received the following from a man in a mall who was handing them out
>to everyone who walked by.  He handed me one and said "The Price is
>Right".  Thinking it was looney religious nonsense, I took it.  The
>following is what he gave me.  I continue seeing him in the mall to
>this day, still handing them out.  It's written on both sides of a
>small white sheet of paper.  All spelling mistakes are preserved.

>[mildly amusing insanity deleted]

sounds like gary stollman's uncle.

josh
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WHY ANIMAL OWNERS SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT
Date: 7 Jan 1993 01:29:32 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1993Jan6.214525.22346@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>
>SHE HAS A BUNNY ROOM. A FUCKING BUNNY ROOM.  NOT A SECOND BEDROOM, BUT
>A FUCKING BUNNY ROOM.

heh.  

ha.  heh heh heh.  excuse me.  heh.  that's fucking funny, that is.

we, sir, have a reptile room.  not a fourth bedroom, but a fucking
reptile room.  a whole fucking room for those fucking reptiles.

the door locks from the outside, and the floor is tiled.

so it's easy to clean up after they feed.

stop by for dinner sometime?

c
From: jon@hill.lut.ac.uk (Jon P. Knight)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What new innovation, software or products do you want to see?
Date: 5 Jan 93 12:05:42 GMT
Organization: Dept of Comp. Studies, Loughborough University of Tech., UK.


In article <sehari.726197351@du139-206.cc.iastate.edu>
sehari@iastate.edu (Babak Sehari) writes:
] What type of new innovation, software or products do you want to be
] introduced to the market place.  No answer is stupid.

Personnally, I'd like to see a device produced which could vapourise
annoying gits who incorrectly crosspost mindless, dull surveys to
*every* newsgroup I read.  If it came with Mark Gooley and Lloyd Wood
attachments then it would be just about perfect.

Wibble.
-- 
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Jon Knight, Research Student in High Performance Networking and Distributed
Systems in the Department of _Computer_Studies_ at Loughborough University.
* Its not how big your share is, its how much you share that's important. *
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: Mr. Ghaly is the right man in the right place.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: inteligent life?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: huh?
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 93 22:19:56 GMT
Expires: sure

In article <dbose.726182145@sirocco.aem.umn.edu> dbose@aem.umn.edu (Deepak Bose) writes:
>minhaszt@ucunix.san.uc.edu (Zafar T Minhas) writes:
>
>>well my father has one (and only one) thing to say about butros ghali. HARAM
>>ZADAH!
>
>>zafar
>
>	WELL, I HAVE TO SAY JUST ONE THING ABOUT YOUR FATHER .
>
>
>		HARAAMZAADE KI   AULAAD !!!!!

i just thought i would share some of the inteligent conversation happening
on soc.culture.arabic. we *need* stuff like this.

hey, i'll start.  MY dad can drink twice as much beer as yours...
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: NOT!
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 02:26:50 GMT

In article <1it75jINNmd2@seven-up.East.Sun.COM> hoppie@nemesis.East.Sun.COM writes:
>In article 122@genco.bungi.com, mhl@genco.bungi.com (Mark Levy) writes:
>>In article <1ij6ffINNho3@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>
>A simple solution:  Threaten the life of a U.S. President.  Within
>hours of performing this act a file of your existence will be created,
>which in all likelihood will outlive you by hundreds of years.
>Particularly if you also threaten the life of any dark shadowy figures
>which may visit your home in the upcoming months.
>

my dear tom, none of us would ever do such an obviously insane thing. why
doncha put down the keyboard and go back to thumb sucking.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri)
Subject: Re: the six percent solution
Summary: he even did a video with Dolly Parton
Organization: Siemens Corporate Research, Princeton (Plainsboro), NJ
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 22:39:21 GMT


>I have here a six percent solution, for anyone who has a six percent problem.

I'm forced to live in a state that has an income tax, which is probably around
six percent.  How's that?

"Now, the quarter of a man he got fired
 The next damn day he got hired
 There's only one flaw to his plan
 He only gets a quarter he's a quarter of a man"



-- 

======================================================================8--<
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (Bakayaroo Banzai)
Subject: The Psychotronic Encyclopaedia of John Hughes
Organization: The Transvestite Farmer's Association of Argo Fay, Iowa
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 15:27:38 GMT



PRETTY IN PINK FLAMINGOES

When Babs Johnson (Divine) and her incestuous son forget their 
daughter's (Molly Ringwald) birthday their vile and depraved 
offspring goes on a rampage of revenge, murder, and mayhem. 
After gunning down several dozen schoolmates at a dance in
the high school gym the crazed teen stuffs a freshman geek
(Anthony Michael Hall) into her crotch and takes him home 
and kills and eats him after first forcing him to have sex
with her after placing a dying chicken between their bodies.
Realizing that she can only be happy after winning the love
of a handsome upperclassman (James Spader) she follows him
secretly through the suburbs of upper-middle class Chicago.
When he suddenly stops to defecate on the lawn of a local
mansion Molly, overcome with love, rushes out and consumes
her dream man's excrement. Both madly in love, they return
to her house and consummate their relationship by sucking on
each other's toes and declaring that they love each other
more than Original Sin itself.


FASTER PUSSYCAT, KILL! KILL THE BREAKFAST CLUB!

After being disciplined with weekend detention half-Apache, half-
Japanese bombshell Tura Satana and her equally lascivious and
buxom companion Hajii embark on a roaring rampage of revenge and
destroy the school library after first seducing and then murdering
the homecoming queen (Molly Ringwald) and her football jock boyfriend
(Emilio Estevez). They then free their fellow detainees and head out
into the desert where they are hunted down and destroyed by school
officials in helicopters.


FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OF THE DEAD

While playing hooky from school popular student Ferris Bueller is 
killed by a freak stereo accident and turned into a cannibalistic
zombie. When his school principal comes to his house looking for
him Ferris brutally kills him and eats his brains and internal 
organs. After stealing his father's Ferrari Ferris conducts a reign
of terror which leaves the downtown Chicago area swimming in a sea
of gore and half-consumed bodies. The frantic survivors hole up in
a local shopping mall to make a last stand against the undead
teenage beserker.
  
Bakayaroo Banzai
Planes, Trains, and Humping Hot Hogs
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.computers
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: More Problem with the volvo
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 14:56:28 GMT

In article <1993Jan11.100133.15238@wetware.com> drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) writes:

>the guy says I have a problem with the disk brakes,
>but I can't find anything in the manual about
>either fsck or bad144.....

>Does Anyone Know the configuration?

Try "mkpart". 

	mkpart -Pleft-front -d11_inch -msteel -chydraulic -w50000_miles
	etc.


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: PROOF
Date: Thu,  7 Jan 93 15:55:19 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <689@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca> <C0CM9J.9vz@encore.com>

You may have noticed that you never see God and The Devil
at the same place at the same time.

Coincidence? - I think not.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  inceptus clamor frustratur hiantes             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My New Years Resolutions
Date: 5 Jan 93 16:54:30 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1993Jan4.221103.29921@sol.UVic.CA>, tniet@engr.UVic.CA (Taco  Niet) writes:
> 
> 
> This year I made some fool proof new years resolutions.  Here is a list.
> 
> 1. Not to become Gay (or for gay people, not to become straight).
> 2. Not to travel to far away from this universe. (Some aliens may have trouble with 
> 			this but pluto still has not gotten close to even leaving the 
> 			galaxy so I should have no problems with this)
> 3. Any resolution that starts with-- I will TRY to ...
> 4. Not to purposefully get lost.
> 5. Not to purposefully kill people. (Hurting or seriously maiming is still allowed)
> 6. Not to run over people with my car. (Bicycles and motorbikes, as well as ATV's are
> 			not included in "car")
> 7. Not to throw people out the second story window. (Third story windows, car windows,
> 			and roofs are exempt)
> 
> If you have any others or any neccessary changes please E-mail me or post something.

8.  To use a bet
          ter editor .
9.  To wipe sitting do
                   wn, not standing
       up. 
> 
> The Burritto
> 
> 			tniet@ugly.uvic.ca


Jason
From: kenj@kambo.esd.sgi.com (Ken Jones)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Looking forward to it
Date: 6 Jan 93 01:41:12 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.  Mountain View, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: kambo.esd.sgi.com

In the year 2233, I will earn 250 vacation days, 10 paid holidays,
and one paid personal day per year.  I will be on paid time-off
year-round.

This doesn't even count the six-week paid sabbatical I'll be able to
take that year.

- Ken
From: larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Christmas Memories
Distribution: world
Date: 4 Jan 93 00:39:27 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <C0Axt1.B3y@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>.......no, Santa!  A pint of hummus, or nothing!.....

I made hummus for casa canetoad's New Year's party.

It came out rock solid, and a slightly unpleasant shade of green.  Grendel
said it tasted like eating a houseplant.  Annie's fiance said it tasted
like eating a plush rug.

Mr x scooped some into a flask, saying he was looking for a substance with
exactly this binding energy for a project he's working on.

--
...uunet!canetoad!larne                          canetoad!larne@uunet.uu.net
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Hurricane Andrew)
Subject: Re: Cats That Eat Paint
Organization: The University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 06:07:05 GMT

In article <1iapl5INNhe7@news.aero.org>
robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger) writes:
 
>My cat, Buck, is Professor Emeritus of Ornithology at a major University.
>He does quite well, thank you......
 
Cool. My cat is a consultant to the Clinton Transition Team. In her spare time
after organizing the President-Elect's move, she spends a lot of time with
Socks in Chelsea's bedroom.
 
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=  H u r r i c a n e    A n d r e w  =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
                  An ill wind that blows no good...
     avernon1@ua1vm.ua.edu | avernon1@ua1ix.ua.edu | DGIF #9691
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Deflated Breast Update
Keywords:  Talk.Bizarre Medical Hour
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 02:42:37 GMT

In <1993Jan11.182900.25251@pony.Ingres.COM> kyle@Ingres.COM (Kyle Smith) writes:
>In article <gj156879.726766997@cunews> gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>>A long time ago, I posted how my ex-girlfriend, who is currently
>>sleeping with a friend of mine, was getting her breast size reduced.
>>Well, she did it.  She checked in to the hospital, and they sucked out
>>some fatty tissue and she's gone from a D-cup to a B-cup.  
>>[nipple], so the doctors cut it off, and attach it higher up on the
>>breast				       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.
>>^^^^^^
>	I wonder if this makes the nipple insensitive then because of hte
>	cut nerves? I bet it does and that would be a loss for the woman

It does; it also prevents breastfeeding thereafter.

>>Now, you don't know the situation, and you're only getting my
>>perspective, so bear with me when I tell you that I don't believe this
>>woman got her breasts reduced because of back pain.

Have you ever *had* D-size breasts?  (It's not too late; X Industries is
having a sale this month!  The side effects of the process are hardly
noticable, as long as you stay in dim light, which you'll probably find
unavoidable anyway).
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Headphones For Fish
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 14:16:22 GMT


when i was about 12, I 'won' an LP from a radio station--how generous,
giving me a crappy promo record they were never gonna play anyway.

but the point is, the title of the album was 'Headphones for Cows'.

the name of the 'band' was THUNDER

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Food for thought for PJF
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 22:20:06 GMT


	Hey, Finerty, just saw this on alt.quotations.  Thought you might find
	it useful when they take you into one of the back rooms for further
	questioning:


"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a
reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating
the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for
independence."
				- C.A. Beard

	Now, of course, our founding fathers didn't specifically refer to George
	_Bush_, but ...


-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: NAZI MAN!!!
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 01:45:57 GMT

FASTER THAN AN INVASION OF PARIS!
MORE POWERFUL THAN A DEATH TRAIN!
ABLE TO KILL FOREIGNERS WITH A SINGLE BULLET!

IT'S....



NAZI MAN!!!
YES, NAZI MAN!!!

in alt.personals ap.233@cupid.sai.com writes:
>
> I'm blond, blue eyes, 5'9", 150lbs and 28. 
> Seeking same.


it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a frog.

carasso, 
net.super-chicken.cluck-cluck.cluck