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From: datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper)
Subject: Re: Thanks giving day
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 19:50:09 GMT

In an earlier post, Michele wrote:

The church in Italy and in all Europe, had (and has) a big fucking 
power.

	Silly me. And I thought the Pope frowned on that type of thing.

Tep--"But can you still use whipped cream?"
-- 
Did you really think I spoke for anyone else? Boy, you're gullible!
From: 00dclefevre@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: FUCKING MILITARISTIC CrAP (was Re: Clueless Phantom)
Date: 16 Dec 92 14:13:06 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's

In article <jorngh.196.724461167@dhhalden.no>, jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> In article <1992Dec14.094313.1@acad.drake.edu> rjr004@acad.drake.edu writes:
>>> 
>>> They couldn't hit a tank even if it run over them.
>>
>>Dream on, Captain Caveman, even a cretin like you could just pick up some of
>>the U.S.'s high-tech weapontry and blow anything up...  get a clue.

If it is not stuck up their ass when they pull the trigger...  however, this
statement is not completely true anyway.  The stuff they send to the front line
that was marked 'Acme war company' just came back and they ended up blowing
themselves up.  Each one of those portable holes cost $1,000,000 and they are 
still buying them.   

Screw the pentagon.. this is a satire, but it is shit like that that got us
into the debt crisis!       

>>                                                         
>>Or maybe you (and 5 of your closest friends) personally got the shit beat 
>>out of you by 1 U.S. soldier...  
> 

IS THIS THE IMAGE WE WANT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?!?!?  It is
not my image of the perfect democracy.. soldiers roaming the the world kicking
the shit out of people.  You hopeless macho assholes (you use it as a front to
cover up your true, faggy selves... you don't want gays in the military 'cause
you want the boys all to yourselves) have no clue of right and wrong.. this
just proves it.  All you militaristic assholes need to be deported to Beruit
and the Israel where you really belong!
                     
You militarstic conformist assholes who have taken the military and the
government at face value can go to hell!

  
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: HAVE : GUN --- WANT : BULLETS
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 00:55:33 GMT

In article <1992Dec17.190353.7100@news.nd.edu> mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone) writes:
>From: mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
>Subject: Re: HAVE : GUN --- WANT : BULLETS
>Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 19:03:53 GMT
>jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
>>I need 200 million bullets for my 9mm Beretta.
>>Reward : Total annihilation of the US continent.
>
>The US is not a continent.
>Melvin M. Gladstone

Gee, a geek with an Atlas. You're right, I should've
said 'the US part of the american continent', but it
didn't have the same impact.
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: BAD NEWS YOU PISSANTS  <===== YEAH!
Date: 13 Dec 92 14:50:08 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec13.135327.1493@Princeton.EDU>, datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Dec12.174252.1@fnala.fnal.gov>, dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov
> (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> 
>>In article <Bz54oB.3A2@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>>> 
>>> Please, GOD. PLEASE.  I'll start going to Church EVERY Sunday.  Really.
> 
>>And be a good (cow)boy.
> 
>>> -- Andy
> 
> 	>Michele
> 
> Hmmmm... that piquant retort sounds familiar. I wouldn't have used it
> 	to you earlier, Michele, would I?
> 

Shit happens. Yes, now I remember.  You did. SO? It was the first thing that 
one could think when he reads something like what Andy wrote.

> 
> Tep
> 
> -- 
> Did you really think I spoke for anyone else? Boy, you're gullible!


	Michele
From: jhenders@jonh.wimsey.bc.ca (John Henders)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless.jokes,alt.flame
Distribution: world
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In <1992Dec11.014047.26691@daimi.aau.dk> u912078@daimi.aau.dk (S|ren
			Erland Vest|) writes:

>Well, sorry to break your fun, but you have TOTALLY misunderstood something!
>USA isn't starting a war with Somalia, they are trying to protect the supplies 
>so greatly needed for the hunger-catastrofy from the gangs stealing them.
>This is done to save the 500.000 (!) people doomed to starve to death if the supplies don't get to them. Also it is done to make room for UN.

	They needed a carrier based assault force to stop a gang of theives?
Right. 

-- 

 "If Rush fans were braindead, why are there so   Bruce Bufalini
 many people posting to alt.music.rush?"              PSU
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: JORN the Beatmaster
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 21:10:43 GMT

In article <CINDY.92Dec13194229@solan10.solan.unit.no>, cindy@solan10.solan.unit.no (Cynthia Kandolf) writes:
> Someone who calls himself "The Phantom" (what IS it with the comic
> book shit?) shows his lack of understanding about the Gulf War:
>> So did Norway committ [sic] troops? No.
> 
> Why should we?  We have more than enough oil.

CINDY, JORN LOVER, THINKUM NORWAY NO NEED SILLY AMERICANS!!  CINDY IS POWERFUL
SHE-BICTH! CINDY NO NEED NO ONE!!

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy)
Subject: Re: Darcy babble
Organization: Who, me???
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:09:38 GMT

In article <ByvoM7.LFu@world.std.com> rissa@world.std.com (Patricia O Tuama) writes:
>In article <1992Dec5.213016.8623@rotag.mi.org> kevin@rotag.mi.org (Kevin Darcy) writes:
>>Trishy Dear, would you do me a favor and try to put your finger on what you
>>find "whiny" about my brushing off litigation-fetishists like Cochran and
>
>Everything you write is whiny, Kebbin.

You're entitled to your opinion, of course.

Now, who's forcing you to read my posts? And who's forcing you to whine
about them?

								- Kevin
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: MAUCL@CSV.WARWICK.MORON.BRITISH.HOMOS
Date: 12 Dec 1992 01:53:55 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
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In article <1992Dec11.151006.12924@bsu-ucs> 01jwwitty@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu writes:
|Just a quick note. 
|
|Is it just me or are there two people on the Mr. J S Graley account?
|
|This must mean it takes two morons in Britain to come up with one
|posting! Simple math, half a brain plus half a brain equals a whole
|brain! Everyone needs a whole brain to post such articles on this
|newsgroup. 
|
|In case you two homosexual lovers (Johnathan(sp?) and Mr. J S 'HOMOSEX'
|Graley) where wondering, yes I do have a whole brain. 
|
|JEFF WITTY
|A.K.A SOLDIER OF FORTUNE, U.S. ARMY 

According to the JefTittyLameFlameOMeter(tm):
              0   1/4
              :.|.:
                |

You have scored 1/8 (that's ONE EIGHTH) out of 10 for your posting.

You may notice the meter scale only goes up to 1/4.

I'll leave it as a homework problem for you to figure out why.

In the meantime, I'll explain to you (for the benifit of those capable of
understanding a simple explaination) why your post is wrong:

I, THE GREAT NAME, Mr J S Graley, have the code MAUFD

There is ANOTHER person at the SAME institution, with the code MAUCL

Now, look at the first code, then the second, and keep alternating until you
notice something... Noticed yet??? they're DIFFERENT you DUMB FUCK!!!

You may wish to talk about 'Math', but it is obvious from your BLIND STUPIDITY
that you will need MANY more sessions with your psychiatrist before you 
recover from your post-traumatic-strss-disorder sufficiently well to perform
simple tasks such as changing your underwear, doing math etc.

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Lancashire is crap
Keywords: crap
Date: 17 Dec 92 19:24:06 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec16.193833.1334@physchem.ox.ac.uk> pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Peat Bogs) writes:
> 
> In article <1137@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> > In article <Bz269u.67s@cck.coventry.ac.uk> cei308@cck.coventry.ac.uk (Jet Girl) writes:
> > > 
> > > AND WHILST ON THE SUBJECT, DONT YOU JUST HATE SOUTHERNERS....?
> > > 
> > Was that the subject?  I must have lost the plot.  No, by the way,
> > I think "southerners" are fairly good.  At least they can remember
> > where they last saw the SHIFT key.
> > 
> > I assume you are talking about southern England and not trying to
> > stir up the old-and-booring Brit vs Yank "war" again.
> > 
> Both Lancashire and Yorkshire are far too fucking southern - Geordies are 
> by far the best.
>
Geordieland isn't even IN England, It's about time we had a "war of
independance" in Scotland to give us an excuse to kill off a load of
Scots.

Maybe you could, in the future, become a load of flag-waving, constitution
quoting geeks; Just like the last lot who wanted independence.

> 
> (an exciled Geordie who longs for the sight of the semen)
> 
Yeah, right

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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: 187701458@vill.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Jorner Whiner
Date: 18 Dec 92 21:28:00 GMT
Organization: Villanova University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1


	Recently, the criter fag Jorn thundered to me, 
" What kind of name is Jagdeep Sahni anyway? "

	But this very fuckhead, during his recent intercourse with the 
Phantom whined,

" You narrow minded stupid shitfuck, can you *try* to imagine how silly
English names really are when you translate them to norwegian or any 
other language? American names are the worst, usually they name themselves 
after comics or fantasy movies just adding a syllable here and there. Just 
today I saw a weird example : 'BURKHOLDER' - now what kind of name is that? "


	No more questions, Your Honor.


			Jagdeep Sahni
			A Hard Hitting, Trash Talking Philadelphia Eagles Fan
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: The Captain gets his "facts" put straight.
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 23:20:22 GMT

In article <1183@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>> 
>> Well, isn't it 'Satan' himself ? Are you talking out of personal
>> experience, o'evil one ? HELL, I WAS THERE ! AND WE KICKED MORE
>> AMERICAN BUTT than you'll ever see. Of course we had 'casualties'
>> too, but not nearly as much as your country men. Perhaps you should
>> have some facts before you're posting again. Who cares if your rotten 
>> rootsgoes back to Norway, you're nothing but a worm like decendant
>> of country men that were kicked out.
>> 
>In defense of the evil one, I would have thought that an army that
>manages to get 90% casualties on an assault course and sends more
>doctors to war than soldiers, shouldn't even suggest kicking
>anyone's "butt."

Heck, imagine if everyone did the same ? We could all have a
good time nursing each other. BTW, I think the Gulf war is
a little besides the point here. I never claimed we did a good
job there, I was only defending the fact that we did support
it.

>PS: Are you realy a Captain in your "army" or are you just
>Captain caveman?

I was a private lowest class, and I'm proud of that. To make it
perfectly clear : I hate the fucking army, I'm glad my 'career'
there is over.

Anyway, it's x-mas we should all be happy ...

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: thester@nyx.cs.du.edu (Uncle Fester)
Subject: Re: Complete SUCKER list ...
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 06:51:20 GMT

In article <1992Dec14.114845.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (
ichele Dall'Agata) writes:
>In article <CINDY.92Dec13185635@solan10.solan.unit.no> cindy@solan10.sol

>writes:
>
>>Oh.  One more thing.  We're not all blonde.  Sorry to destroy your
>>illusions of the world.
>
>What?!? You are not all Blonde?!?!? ARRRGGHH! You destroyed MY illusions
of 
>the world!!! You destroyed my *myth*. Where do I go now after the USA?!?
?
>I wanted to come to meet you, and all the blondes. But *now*, what can I
do 
>now? Alt.flame is really sad, too many information. I hope that at least

>*you* are blonde....
>
>	Michele


     Ah shit, Michele!
     You can always have Donald Duck.
     And he doesn't have a moustache either.

     Uncle Fester

--
           :     What God Wants      :  God wants gigolos          :
           :        God gets         :  God wants giraffes         :
           :     God help us all     :  God wants politics         :
           : *thester@nyx.cs.du.edu* :  God wants a good laugh     :
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Michele's homophobia (now why is he so interested in me?)
Date: 15 Dec 92 13:07:30 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <1992Dec14.023241.10933@Princeton.EDU>, datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper) writes:
> Okay, everybody in alt.flame. Wanna bet that Michele's next post to me
> will whine about how I can't take a joke, that I'm a stupid fucking
> moron who can't read to a joke, that he's not a fucking homophobe, he
> makes those joke to the gay friends all the time, and they-a laugh?

Sorry, you lost. Go to read what I wrote, man. And think about that.

> 
> Now the big question: why does Michele hate the Catholic Church so much?
> 
> Answer: They're too liberal for him, saying that sexism is a sin and
> that gays at least have the right to be left alone. (I know they also
> say that gays shouldn't have sex, but at least they admit we exist.)
> Just for the record, I'd also like to hear Signor dall'Agata's views
> on Protestants, Jews, the handicapped, and any other minority group
> he cares to mention. I think we'll be in for some doozies.

I hate Catholic Church so much  because I hate the people that think to 
have the Truth, like you do. I am looking for the Truth, I do not have it, 
I like to discuss with people to understand better when I am right and when 
I am wrong (and now, no stupid flames like: You are always wrong, Michele).
Anyway, my point of view is: We all have the same rights, we all have the 
freedom to belive what we like to belive, NOBODY has the right to impose 
his truth, we have to care about minorities, if they are not able to do it 
by themself (like the handicapped). Why are you so angry, man? Because I 
said that I do not like gays? That's a feeling, idiot. I do not hate gays, 
if they DO NOT TRY to do anything sexual with me. OK?
> 
> Note to Liz: see, I told you you'd agree with me. :-) Actually, in order
> not to be called a racist, you sort of have to argue the general
> viewpoint. Don't ask me why. Let's face it though, in a world where
> politics is rampant, merit alone probably ain't the answer either. If
> anyone has any solutions between these extremes, I'd love to hear them.
> 
> Tep--Mikey, your apology is NOT accepted!
> -- 

Apology?!? What the hell are you speaking about? 

> Did you really think I spoke for anyone else? Boy, you're gullible!


	Michele
From: dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Will Michele Make It ???
Date: 17 Dec 92 17:19:14 -0600
Organization: Fermi National Accelerator Lab
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnala.fnal.gov

In article <exuptr.474.0@exu.ericsson.se>, exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor) writes:
> In article <jorngh.206.724554474@dhhalden.no> jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN) writes:
> 
>>Go and get laid, for gods sake.
> 
> He's been trying to jump Liz all week.

And you didn't see the BIG jump, yet! Just wait, I can teach you something...

	Michele
> 
>  ----------------------!!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!-------------------
>  ObQuotes:
>  "Ignorance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
>  "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."
> 
>   - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
>     exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
>     Visit the SOUNDING BOARD BBS 214-596-2915, a Wildcat! BBS
From: todd@festival.ed.ac.uk (T Washko)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: in American defense...
Date: 19 Dec 92 22:37:14 GMT




Dear Pete,

   Being the Oxford person you are, and possessing the infinite number
of brain cells that you seem to claim, would you answer three questions
for me?

     1. What do you call a shallow, narrow section of a stream or river,
        used for crossing (hint: a "ford")?
     2. How do you pronounce the word "ford?"
     3. How do you pronounce "Oxford?"

   Anyone familiar with an Oxford accent can imagine Pete turning quite
red at this moment. When you rejoin the rest of the English-speaking
world, Pete, you can comment on American fallibilities or brainlessness.

Todd
todd@uk.ac.ed.festival
Temporarily Expatriate
 
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: The world, she's-a-round, like-a your head
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 16:21:17 GMT

In <1992Dec12.173642.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
A>In article <Bz5J5u.701@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>> And even more interesting, of course, Christopher Columbus had the 
>> circumference wrong.
>I did 
>not say that Colombo wanted to proove that, I said that after Colombo we 
>could *finally* say that the world is round. ...
>... Why has he been the first, if everybody knew that the
>world was not flat?!?

Now, it may come as a rude shock to you, but the Church's opinion on the
shape of the world at the time was held to be irrelevant by everyone to whom
it mattered -- first, every single lunar eclipse provides a piece of evidence
that the Earth is a sphere; second, the compass enabled mariners to sail
beyond the sight of the coastline, and the disappearance of the coast below
the horizon provided sailors with all the evidence they needed as to the
shape of the Earth.

Though mapmaking was not terribly accurate then, the mapmakers had a fairly
good idea of the size of the known continents, and combined with Eratosthenes'
estimate of the circumference of the Earth (which was pretty close), the
distance from Europe to Asia over water indicated that the only sailors who
would make that voyage were

			-> suicidal. <-

They could not carry provisions for a trip of that duration; their ships
probably wouldn't stay *watertight* long enough.  *That* is why no one made
the voyage before.  Those who knew the distance knew their ships were not up
to the voyage.  Pretty good reasoning, I'd say.

Columbus, however, had another estimate for the size of the Earth (I forget
who came up with the estimate), which was a good deal smaller than the actual
figure.  Most of the astronomers of the day rejected that figure, but Columbus
noted that it meant the journey from Europe to Asia was possible (though still
a cutting-edge journey), and decided that if it would make him wealthy, it
had to be right (a form of reasoning still popular today).  Note the important
point:  he *and* his skeptics agreed on the shape of the Earth -- round.  They
disagreed on the *size* of the Earth.  It was a fortunate accident (the
existance of two spare continents) which saved his boat and his butt -- because
he had the *wrong* number.

Once again, the Church doctrine that the Earth was flat was only of interest
to the ignorant and superstitious who did not sail.  Though most navigators
then probably also qualified as ignorant and superstitious, those who navigated
according to doctrine died pretty quickly.

James Burke's book "The Day the Universe Changed" has an extensive treatment
of this, I believe (I can't locate my copy of it, though), but since I doubt
that you can read, don't bother looking for it -- it won't be on the
coloring-book shelves at your local supermarket.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: bob1@cos.com (Bob Blackshaw)
Subject: Re: in American defense...
Organization: Corporation for Open Systems
Distribution: world 
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 15:07:31 GMT

In <exuptr.458.0@exu.ericsson.se> exuptr@exu.ericsson.se (Patrick Taylor) writes:

>In article <1992Dec16.193356.1270@physchem.ox.ac.uk> pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs) writes:

>>Is it possible to have "good population sample" of Americans?
>>They are all a bunch of wierdos.  

>Oh, right, like a limey has any room to talk about wierdos.

Do you mean those odd looking creatures on the streets of London with
the strange coloured hair? Patrick, they don't consider them weird, hell,
they even sell you postcards with their pictures on them.

>>Educated Americans - not a hope.

>Don't even get me started on that.


> ----------------------!!! H A P P Y   H O L I D A Y S !!!-------------------
> ObQuotes:
> "Ignornance and prejudice, confident their ways are best..."
> "Quick to judge, quick to anger, slow to understand..."

>  - Patrick Taylor, Ericsson Network Systems
>    exuptr@exu.ericsson.se                    "Don't let the .se fool you"
>    Visit the SOUNDING BOARD BBS 214-596-2915, a Wildcat! BBS
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: I love the US of A
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 23:01:24 GMT

In article <1199@dsbc.icl.co.uk> kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
>> >
>> >No wonder you usualy hide behind your alias.
>> >
>> At least he hasn't a boring un-original name like Walsh,
>> someone probably made it up while wa(l)shing their ass.
>> 
>Well how about JORN?  Maybe your dad made it up when some one told him"
>"JORN GUNNAR GET YOUR FUCKIN' 'ED KICKED IN."  Maybe that's why you
>spell your name in all CAPS.

If I had the opportunity to decapitalize my username on
usenet I'd do so, unfortunately I haven't. My fucking syadmin
denies me (and everyone else) to change usernames.

CAN YOU COMPREHEND THAT ??? (ooops, that caps key again)
From: mstrand@idt.unit.no (Morten Strand)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,alt.tasteless.jokes
Subject: Re: Joke for you 10 percenters
Date: 16 Dec 92 11:47:42 GMT
Reply-To: mstrand@idt.unit.no (Morten Strand)
Organization: The Norwegian Institue of Technology

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!

This is ALT.TASTELESS.JOKES remember !!!!!!!!!

Do the discussion somewhere else.................

-- 
*******************************************************************************
* Morten Strand                          * E-mail : mstrand@idt.unit.no       *
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason)
Subject: Re: in American defense...
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 21:32:50 GMT

A comedien in Montreal (e with a / accent that my computer does not do) once
said that when Americans are learning French they should be taught useful
phrases.  Instead of where is the bus-stop, or where is the hotel, they 
should learn to say, "Don't shoot me, I'm Canadian."