HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 12:07:12 EDT
From: <RSL103@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Volting isn't it? (M.P. at Penn State)

Greetings Earthworms!!
     Hello from Penn State, and from the Penn State chapter of the Monty
Python Society, currently on Chapter 11.  I bring greetings from our Grand
Poobah, Mark Sachs, and from our other members, including Alyce "With A 'Y'"
Wilson, Cathy "Half" Nelson, and Steve "Attila the Pun" Gradess.  Here at
Penn State, we are active in upholding our basic rights, including life,
liberty, and the pursuit of spam.
     The Penn State Monty Python Society is dedicated to making an absolute
shambles of the University.  Our annual events include the following:  THE
IDES OF OCTOBER MYSTERY EVENT.  This event remains a mystery to us all, until
the last meeting before the Ides of October.  Last year, there was quite a bit
of construction on the Penn State Campus.  A jagged hole was dug out of Jordan
Field--normally used for student extra-curricular activities--to serve as
the foundation for a new classroom building.  Needless to say, a number of
students were quite pissed at the destruction of Jordan Field.  We in the
Monty Python society however, were outraged that they had put a wide, chain-
link fence around this hole.  We marched in front of the fence for four hours,
holding signs saying "Free The Hole!!"  Every time the bulldozers scooped out
a new section of the hole, thus making it wider, we cheered!  The construction
company was very amused at this.  We settled out of court over the matter.
THE ANNUAL UPPER-CLASSMAN TWIT OF THE YEAR COMPETITION--Held on the lawn of
the Student Union Building.  Events include:  Walking a straight line, waking
your roommate, runnning for class president, killing (cardboard) squirrels,
barf-fig-newtons (stuff ten fig newtons in your mouth and spit them all out
in one minute or less), and finally, drink yourself dead.
THE ANNUAL MALL CLIMB--A long strip of green grass, about half a mile in length
runs down the center of the campus, from the campus entrance to the steps of
Pattee Library.  It is called the mall.  Every year, about the third Saturday
in April, we turn on a vertical gravity machine, and scramble up the slopes
of Mount Pattee to the steps of the library.  To curious passer-by's, it may
appear that we are escapees from the local mental hospital, simply crawling up
the Mall on our hands and knees.  But if they look closer, they will see we are
scaling the dangerous cliffs, using nothing but ropes and a grappling spam.
     If you want to know more about the Penn State Monty Python Society,
contact our Grand Poobah, Mark Sachs, at 61 Atherton Hall, University Park, PA
16802.

                                                 Un-sincerely
                                                    Robert "I Am Not Dead"
                                                         Lindsay
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: M-P discography
Date: 29 Sep 92 20:34:11 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>Alert! ummm.. Achtung!

>Anybody out there got any kind of discorgraphy of the Monty Python
>albums? I really need to get one, and especially one that contains
>info about the records, like when they were published, what they
>contain and other interseting bits of info.
Nope.

>Thanks!
What are you thanking me for?

>Morjens aka take a ride on your record player
Unless, of course, some bastard Tortoise makes a record to break it!

mNSio
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: St. Jester
Date: 30 Sep 92 20:05:43 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>>>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless
>>>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>>>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>Um... I don't have a licence, but I DO have this 'ere CHAINSAW!!!!!!
'Allo, Miss.  'Ave you got a license for 'at chainsawr??

>>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there intres
>>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>>}Um... James?
>>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>No it's not. He deserved it.
I'm baaaa-aaack!

>>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>>You have a battery powered llama?
>>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
>Well that was stipud now, wasn't it.

>What? Oh sorry. This is argument. You want abuse down the hall.
><slam>
No I don't.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: Complaint
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 11:23:49 GMT

In article <1992Sep25.210946.11734@news.ysu.edu>
af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
 
>
>
>In a previous article, aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) says:
>
>>
>>       In article <1992Sep23.145952.1@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au>
>>       s342063@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au did say :
>>
>>->
>>->
>>->I wish to register a complaint !
>>Ermmm.... Hello Miss......
>>->
>>->Kezzle.
>>Pag aka not a dead parrot called Lisa, Erik or anything else for that
>>        matter..
>Lisa aka I'm not a parrot..I'm a 'alibit
>Chris aka You're not fooling anyone, you know.
>
>
>      "And now it's burning..............just ignore it."
>      "When the bell sounds, prepare yourself for the Main Event"
                         -Styx
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Compliant
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 02:41:24 GMT


>>All I wanted for Christmas was the red rider 400 air rifle
>You'll put you're eye out.
A rife? What do you want a rifle for? It might bite you!

MNSuuoi
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Get the comfy chair !
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:45:44 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00485-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!yale.edu!qt.cs.utexas.edu!news.Brown.EDU!noc.near.net!black.clarku.edu!vax.clarku.edu!jsarna
|> From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
|> Subject: RE: Get the comfy chair !
|> Message-ID: <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>
|> Sender: news@black.clarku.edu (USENET News System)
|> Organization: Clark University
|> References: <750@idanm.pfbs.philips.se> <1992Oct2.052411.298@tamsun.tamu.edu> <1992Oct2.181157.28764@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu> <1992Oct5.143105.2935@wkuvx1.bitnet>
|> Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 20:45:53 GMT+5:00
|> Lines: 35
|> 
|> In a forthcoming article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet summarizes Proust:
|> >In article <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
|> >> In a previous article, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) 
|> >> foams at the mouth and falls over backwards:
|> >>>>> **********************************************************************
|> >>>>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
|> >>>>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
|> >>>>>*                                                                      *
|> >>>>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
|> >>>>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
|> >>>>> **********************************************************************
|> >>> 
|> >>>>Hmmm. The U2 quote seems rather relevent to this posting, I believe.
|> >>> 
|> >>>>Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
|> >>>James <=== same here
|> >> Well, if you held these views up to a mirror, they'd certainly reflect then,
|> >> wouldn't they?  HA!!  You never thought of that, did you?  Well, You'd better
|> >> think more carefully the next time you write one of those poxy disclaimers, 
|> >> eh?
|> >> 
|> >> 					peace,
|> >> 					Fievel
|> >WEll now. Rat-bashing are we? What if I claimed to be ineligible to
|> >claim the disclaimer that was claimed before I started to claim
|> >disclaimers? What if I made sense every once in a while....
|> >		Love and all that for those who need it....
|> >			Gina
|> >> 
|> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
|> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
|> make will be paid.
|> 				piece,
|> 				Fievel
|> 
|> 
is it also OK to have rash bats hanging about?

				
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 07:00:20 GMT

>>->> 
>>->> 	In article <1992Sep28.121517.25166@aber.ac.uk> 
>>->> 	dlc@csthor.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (David Louis Cheseldine) did say :
>>->> 
>>->> ->
>>->> 
>>->> Well that was a lot..............
>>->> 
>>->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
>>->
>>->Does it talk?
>>->Andrew aka obviously not!
>>Pag aka no but the slug does..
>Lisa aka I'd like to buy a license for Eric, my pet slug.....
Ratboy aka got any rats?

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 06:30:46 GMT

>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.


VOTE RATBOY!!! 

HE FALLS OFF WALLS!
HE THINKS RAT TART IS DISGUSTING!
HE TAKES THE BLOW ON THE HEAD!
HE GOES!!!

REMEMBER...A VOTE FOR RATBOY IS A VOTE FOR RATBOY!
 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: doctor8@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Clay Evans)
Subject: typing, what's that?
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 19:33:00 GMT

Right! That typing on my last message was too silly and I'm not going to 
read it!

Sincerely,
Brian Goebbels in Helsinki (Mrs.)
In a white wine sauce, with shallots, radishes and garlic.
From: -Unknown-@mailbox.bison.mb.ca (-Unknown-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Hello?????
Date: 5 Oct 92 15:55:53 GMT

Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

Hey Ratboy, where are you?


 * Origin: The Electronic Mailbox (1:348/7.0)
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:51:01 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>}>}>}>no, please no....i itch all over right now..please now
>>>}>}>}><we interrupt for these unimportant messages}
>>>}>}>}>jester really liks to itch so please make him suffer in glee.
>>>}>}>}We interrupt   ^^^^
>>>}>}>}this
>>>}>}>}interuption
>>>}>}>}to ask the
>>>}>}>}burning
>>>}>}>}question:
>>>}>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
>>>}>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>>}>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>>}>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer!
>>>}>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>>}Of course not! He likes goats.
>>>shaved or unshaved????? with or without horns
>>Yes.
> How dare you insinuate that a nobel member
> of the profession of Law could ever do such
> a thing.  I THINK IT'S HORRIBLE for you to say
> such a <b-a-a-a>, oh well, excuse me then.
> 
>>>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>>}>}>this means war....
>>>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>>}>waterbaloons..
>>>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a distance.
>>>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>>>What yer mean like this? (FWOOOSH!) oops. (big
> 
> It's alrigght, yyyou mised me angot my edtor
> 
>>>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....

What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina 
> 
> 
>
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: blood,devestation,death,war&horror
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:40:07 GMT
Organization: Clark University

In a previous article, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Cadaver) intones:
>>->>                THIS IS MY ONLY LINE.
>>->>
>>->>
>>->>                           /--> lemon curry,
>>->>                          |---> Fievel (aka)
>>->                           | 
>>->                      WHAT ARE THESE THEN??????
>>->                      EITHER YOU CAN'T COUNT, OR YOU ARE VERY SILLY.
>>Well which do you think ???
>>->
>>->-Gunnar aka There where 3 
>>Pag aka well I can not count how abouwt u ????
>Ratboy aka there were 5...i mean 3...
> 
I was wondering how long it would take you dimwitted Python fanatics to figure 
this out!!

sincerely,
Fievel (in ranch dressing)
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: History of the World ... Television
Date: 28 Sep 92 19:40:40 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

I am desperately trying to find a complete VHS video library of "The History of the
World According to Television," the pre-Python series on BBC that starred Michael
Palin, Terry Jones, John Cleese and Terry Gilliam. The premise of the series is that`
television was around all along and you see various points in history, such as
"the showers" after the Pelopanesian Wars, and interviews with wounded knights from
the Crusades.
The show was highlighted on the 20-year anniversary of Python on Showtime (in the U.S.)
and that's what started my search.
Please, anyone who can help? Is there a BBC address I can write to? Does anyone have
the show on tape? Complete?
I'm willing to pay, including shipping and handling.

Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody.
Well ... actually, anybody's help will do.

						Thank you muchly,
						Saint
From: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Lest we forget ...
Date: 27 Sep 92 16:36:03 GMT
Reply-To: kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT)
Organization: North Carolina State University, Project Eos
Originator: kchestn@c00475-224wi.eos.ncsu.edu


In article <5236@balrog.ctron.com>, lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:
|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!spool.mu.edu!news.nd.edu!mentor.cc.purdue.edu!noose.ecn.purdue.edu!samsung!balrog!lawrence
|> From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
|> Subject: Lest we forget ...
|> Message-ID: <5236@balrog.ctron.com>
|> Date: Fri, 25 Sep 92 13:25:46 GMT+5:00
|> Sender: usenet@balrog.ctron.com
|> Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
|> Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.
|> Lines: 22
|> Nntp-Posting-Host: olympus
|> 
|> Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties .... I'm sorry ....
|> Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live forever.
|> But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats.
|> Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von
|> Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-
|> dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-
|> knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-
|> bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-
|> weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-schonendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher
|> von Hautkopft of Ulm?
|> 
|> 
|> Any comments or questions on this once-great, yet often overlooked musical
|> master?
|> 
|> 					Saint ... in a Vorne white wine sauce,
|> 						shallots and mushrooms, in a
|> 						truffle patty, with fried eggs
|> 						on top of Spam.
|> 
|> 
|> 					
|> 
How did he ever include that on a standerized form?  I bet his drivers
license abbriviated his name to Ed.

				J. P. Stuffallott.
				Minster of checking to see if all the windows
				in the minstry of seeing all things through
				rose colored glasses building have been cleaned
				with a solution of wendex and spam
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: St. Jester
Date: 29 Sep 92 20:50:08 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless
>>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
Um... I don't have a licence, but I DO have this 'ere CHAINSAW!!!!!!

>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there intres
>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>}Um... James?
>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
No it's not. He deserved it.

>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>You have a battery powered llama?
>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
Well that was stipud now, wasn't it.

What? Oh sorry. This is argument. You want abuse down the hall.
<slam>

mNSio
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: FAQ list
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 14:24:14 GMT

}Question 1		Is Vic there ?
}Question 2		Is your refrigerator running?
}Question 54 oops 3      How does Anne Elk's (not an elk) Brontasaurus theory
}                        affect SPAM farming in the Congo?  
}Question 3b		Whose theory is it?
}Question 4		There is NO QUESTION 4!!!
}Question 6		What are the odds that I am an infinite number of
}			monkeys typing for an infinite number of hours?
}Question 7		How?
}Question 8		Why didn't you include 'Question 5'?
}Question 9		Lemon Curry?
}Question 10		Why did you say 'Good Morning'?
}Question 11		What are you doing with that nectari...URRGH! <thump>
}Question 12            Would you like a 16 ton weight dropped on top of
}			_you_,Eric?
}Question 13		Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
}Question 14		Do you want to come back to my place?
}                                                              Bouncy, bouncy?
}Question 15		Do you want to come upstairs...or have you come
}			to arrange a holiday?
}Question 16		What's that penguin doing on the telly?
}Question 17a		What is your name?
}Question 17b		What is your quest?
}Question 17ci		What is your favorite color?
}Question 17cii	What is the air-speed velocity of a sparrow?
}Question 18		Could somebody post the script for ****** ?
}Question 19		Is your name not Bruce, then?
}Question 20		Are you insinuating something?
}Question 21		Can we borrow your head for a piece of animation?
}Question 22		Did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's
}			mountains green?
}Question 23		Did somebody here say "mattress"?
}Question 24		What do we mean when we talk about things?
}Question 24a		What do I mean by the word "mean"?
}Question 24b		What do I mean by the word "word"?
}Question 24c		What do I mean by "what do I mean"?
}Question 24d         What do I mean by wasting your time like this?
}Question 25         What does "aka" stand for?
}Question 26         Que?
}Question 27         Is the Third Test in here?
}Question 28         Dinsdale?
}Question 29         What's all this then?
}Question 30         You mean poo-poos?
}Question 31         Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?
}Question 32         What do penguins eat?
}Question 32a            Henri Bergson?
}Question 33         Is your wife a....a goer?

Question 34	Is it ture that Jester is the reincarnation of Graham Chapman?
Question 35	What is a squig and why does jester torture them?
Question 36	What does euthanasia have to do with thsi newsgrroup?
Question 37	Why is jester making up all these questions?
Question 38	Why does jester think he owns this newsgroup?
Question 39	What is the big deal about jester being a god?
-- 
I am the paper-cut that ruins your morning. . .
I am the ingrown nail on the foot of crime
I am the squashed bug on your flying saucer widshield.
I am the moth that seeks your porch light.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Compliant
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 07:21:17 GMT


>>>>All I wanted for Christmas was the red rider 400 air rifle
>>>You'll put you're eye out.
>>A rife? What do you want a rifle for? It might bite you!
>Here! We'll have no rife in here...I just cleaned the floors! ...always
>bringing in things from the dustbin... 
Oh, there is a rifle in here... or did I dream it?

>>MNSuuoi
>Ratboy aka Bishop of Leischter or summat like that...
No... you're thinking of Bath and Welles.

MNSio
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: When I was a kid...
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 01:31:01 GMT



You know, when I was a wee lad in high school some friends of mine at a party
started handing around some cheese...and...and I tried a bit...that's all!
But the next time they started dressing up as mice a bit...and squeeking...

I was shocked!

But, eventually, I came to be more comfortable around mice than I was around 
humans. Thus, I am....Ratboy.

SQUEEK!

Check your wainscotting! Ratboy is armed and dangerous! Call the Ratcatcher!
I'll shoot him! Armed to the pointy teeth, with my best sheep by my side 
(Basil, you know) I'll kick yer teeth in if given half a chance! Ftang! Ftang!