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From: kevink@fugitive.soac.bellcore.com (Kevin Klinge)
Subject: Re: Seinfeld Olympic Moments
Organization: Bell Communications Research
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 18:13:45 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.133156.7972@ms.uky.edu>, fehr@ms.uky.edu (Jeff Davis) writes:
|> There were also 
|> 
|> a George and Jerry at the coffee shop one. George exclaims about
|> the 13 yr old Chinese diver, how he at 13 was running through a
|> sprinkler with an inner tube. Jerry considers this. After about
|> a standing 8 he says something like "women mature sooner than men"
|> and resumes reading his paper.

Jeff, do you remember when you saw this one?  The reason I ask is 
because someone on the Seinfeld mailing list who originally noted :

#Moment #5 (unknown air time)
#George and Jerry are in the cafe, and they're talking about the
#gymnasts.

now thinks that one she was thinking of (#5) was actually about the 
one you mention above (13 yr old gymnast, women mature faster than men). 

|> another G&J ATCS: Why is it that only athletes get nicknames? Karl
|> "Mailman" Malone? Wouldn't it be neat if, say, authors got nicknames?
|> Leo "Prime Time" Tolstoy
|> Judith "In Your Face" Krantz

How classic!  Wish I had seen that one...

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From: jpersons@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (John C Persons)
Subject: Familiarity
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 03:27:51 GMT


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From: mtaranto@sura.net (Michael Taranto)
Subject: Re: The K-Man Returning?
Organization: SURAnet, College Park, MD, USA, NA, Earth, Milky Way
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 20:16:15 GMT

In article <1992Jul24.193013.8148@PA.dec.com> farowich@guiduk.enet.dec.com (STEVE FAROWICH) writes:
>Anyone know the definitive future of Kramer?
>Is he off the show or was he just giving
>Murphy Brown a shot of the old K-Man?  You
>gotta admit, he'd make a great daddy.
>
>steve
	Kramer as Murphy Brown's husband!!!
	Intertwined plots!!!
	New fall show entitled: "Son of Kramer"
	Have Elaine write and produce each episode!!!
	Uncle Jerry!!!
Oh, the endless possibilities!!!!

Michael

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From: lenkeit@firebird.rtp.dg.com (Matt Lenkeit)
Subject: Kramer's Roles
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 17:09:46 GMT
Organization: Data General Corporation, Research Triangle Park, NC

Wasn't Kramer in Pretty Woman, as Richard Gere's Accountant
and Advisor?
From: glenn@Software.Mitel.COM (Glenn Thrower)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Seinfeld Olympic moment 7/30
Date: 31 Jul 92 12:38:39 GMT
Organization: Mitel. Kanata (Ontario). Canada.
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

Kramer and George are in the coffe shop:

Kramer: "I think they should gather all the athletes together in the centre of
         town and let them shoot it out. Just like the OK corral."

George: "Then there would be no silver or bronze medals?"

Kramer: "That's right. It would be complete elimination."


I may not have got the phrases 100% correct so forgive me for any mistakes.

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From: barb@phx.mcd.mot.com (Barb Legawiec)
Subject: Kramer's name
Organization: Motorola Computer Group, Tempe, Az.
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:33:13 GMT


In the last episode Jerry called Kramer's mom to find out where he was. When he called her he saked for Mrs. Kramer...So either Kramer is Kramer Kramer or the cast of Sienfeld calls him by his last name.

                 Ryan



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From: amm@rtpvl1.enet.dec.com (anita magenheim)
Subject: Re: Tonight's episode
Reply-To: amm@rtpvl1.enet.dec.com (anita magenheim)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 18:50:37 GMT


The first time she mumbled, "It's bulls***...".  The second time, "Such
an ass****."
--
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DEC, Research Triangle Park, North Carolina

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 'Til what we put off 'til tomorrow, Has now become today.
 So don't you sit upon the shoreline, And say you're satisfied;
 Choose to chance the rapids, And dare to dance the tide..."

			- "The River", by Garth Brooks
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From: mwp@ms9.mis.semi.harris.com (Mark W. Poole)
Subject: Vocations?? 
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 17:07:54 GMT
Organization: Harris Semiconductor, Melbourne FL

We know how Seinfeld pays the rent, and that George has
no job, but what about Elaine and Kramer???  What do they
do??? I remember Elaine attempted to write a "Murphy Brown"
episode once.

Have I missed this in one of the episodes?


Mark.
From: godfrey@cs.washington.edu (Garr Godfrey)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Seinfeld Olympic moments on 7/28
Date: 30 Jul 92 17:28:14 GMT
Article-I.D.: beaver.1992Jul30.172814.27480
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, U. of Washington, Seattle



The one I saw last night (I think it was 7/29....but I don't know
what day it is):


Coffee shop:
   George: "Why isn't dog racing an olympic sport?"

   Jerry: Dog racing?!  They're not people...there's gambling and
          drinking and cigars....It's the absolute antithesis (sp?) of
          the olympics.

   George: Sure...professional dogs...I'm talking about amateurs.




AND PLEASE....EXCUSE ME FOR NOT GETTING IT 100% CORRECT!


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From: Squiggy@jupiter.csd.unb.ca (B. Squiggy Murray)
Subject: Who played Chris Schousboe ???
Organization: UNB(MOSW)
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 12:16:44 GMT

In one of the original episodes Seinfeld gets in a cab and has a very
short but humerous arguement with the cab driver.  The cab driver's name was 
Chris Schousboe but I want to know who played him.  I think it was an old 
school mate of mine named Rod McBain who went to Hollywood to seek fame and 
fortune but I am not sure.  Does anyone know where I could write to obtain
such information ?

                                                       Thanks in advance
                                                       Squig 
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From: amm@rtpvl1.enet.dec.com (anita magenheim)
Subject: Jerry's in the News & Observer (Raleigh, NC) 
Keywords: Hollywood, Quotes
Reply-To: amm@rtpvl1.enet.dec.com (anita magenheim)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 18:34:19 GMT


Two items out of today's "living" section of Raleigh, NC's News & Observer (who,
BTW, rave about "Seinfeld" - even the reruns!):

Quotable:
========
`All men secretly think they're superheroes.  We grow up reading about Batman,
Spiderman and Superman.  These aren't fantasies, they're options.'

Short Stuff:
===========
Jerry Seinfeld has bought a Hollywood Hills home for $3 million.  The 6,000-
square-foot home, boasting a 55-foot pool and views of downtown and the ocean,
was built in the 1960s for actor George Montgomery.

[D'ya think he'll be borrowing any neighbour's space-age, NASA pen? - amm]

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From: fielden@spot.Colorado.EDU (j.a. fielden)
Subject: Re: Seinfeld Olympic Moments
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 16:08:46 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.200745.11287@draco.macsch.com> jes@downey.dev.macsch.com (John Schiermeier) writes:
>In article <1992Jul28.165644.22235@walter.bellcore.com> rspw@backyard.bellcore.com (Bob Warznak) writes:
>>There's been a lot of talk lately about the Seinfeld Olympic
>>moments on the Seinfeld mailing list, so I thought I would
>>cross post this to this group.  Basically were looking to
>>make a complete list of all of the moments.
>>
>Mailing list?!  Where???  Haven't seen it mentioned here, and
>would like to be added.
>
>>Here's what I know of so far.  I pulled most of the descriptions from
>>previous posts and email sent to me.  They are in no particular order
>>and include approximate air dates.  Feel free to embellish the
>>descriptions.
>>
>Another one last night, or the night before, that I only caught part of:
>Guy from Unsolved Mysteries (Robert Stack?) in Seinfeld's apartment
>remarking on the disappearance of four NYC residents.  Seinfeld
>returns with groceries in hand, says they haven't disappeared and
>will follow his show after the Olympics.  Seinfeld also addresses
>him as Bob (?), and at the end is asked, "Did you call me Bob?"
>
>As I mentioned, I only caught part of this, since I had to scramble
>to un-mute the tv from the previous commercials.
>
>John
>

 Yes it was great. Stack say's something about "Another mystery solved"
And Seinfield calls him Bob. Stack looks over and says "Did you call me
Bob?" I don't think I have ever heard Robert Stack called anything but
Robert. 

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From: garygm@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gary Brainin)
Subject: Re: Tonight's episode
Organization: Stanford Law School, Stanford University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 17:38:52 GMT


   So did anybody catch what Elaine was mumbling?  I tried, but I kept
missing it.  :(

			-Gary

"Coy?  I'm being Coy?"
"Is he being coy?"
"Yeah, coy."
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From: ped@crchh7.BNR.CA (Pedro Luna)
Subject: Re: Tonight's episode
Reply-To: ped@crchh7.BNR.CA (Pedro Luna)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 20:24:29 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.173852.3037@leland.Stanford.EDU>,
garygm@leland.Stanford.EDU (Gary Brainin) writes:
|>
|>   So did anybody catch what Elaine was mumbling?  I tried, but I kept
|>missing it.  :(
|>
|>			-Gary
|>
|>"Coy?  I'm being Coy?"
|>"Is he being coy?"
|>"Yeah, coy."
|>-- 

There are two words that I remember Elaine mumbling; one was "asshole"
and the other one was "shit."  I loved the faces that Jerry was making
while he was questioning Elaine "I heard you say something."  He was
about to bust out laughing.  Definetely one of the best episodes of the season.

Cheerio,

Ped

Name:	  Pedro C. Luna	                      |   
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Org:      Bell-Northern Research              |

"Pico de gallo, you oughta give it a try-o
 even if you're from Ohio, it'll get you by-o.
 Don't get it in your eye-o unless you want to cry-o
 so come on, don't be shy-o, eat some pico de gallo!"

    --- Trout Fishing in America 


              
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From: wehrmann@mprgate.mpr.ca (August Wehrmann)
Subject: Re: Tonight's episode
Organization: MPR Teltech Ltd.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 17:02:13 GMT

How about when George and Kramer are in the coffee shop:

G: When are you going? (to California)
K: Up here (pointing to his head), I'm already gone.

Cracked me up...

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From: tastewar@athena.mit.edu (Tom Stewart)
Subject: Re: Seinfeld & The Far Side - the connection :-)
Organization: Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 17:11:01 GMT

In article <1884@sdrc.COM> rob.gabbard@sdrc.com writes:
>
>
>For those with the Far Side 1992 Off-the-Wall Calendar, check out July 31st !
>

Oh, man!  I can't believe you looked ahead!  

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From: msante@ptdca0.intel.com (Mark Santesson)
Subject: Re: Last night's episode
Organization: Portland Technology Development, Intel Corp., Aloha, OR
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 19:38:49 GMT

Regarding Kramer's dialogue with George in the diner: (from memory)
K: "Do you have a job?"
G: "No."
"Girlfriend?"
"No."
"Prospects?"
Pause. "No."
"Any reason for getting up the morning?"
With a hurt and miserable expression and tone: "I like to read the paper!"


I also liked the scene in the hallway:
"You can't hurt me! I got witnesses!"
"George turn, around."
...
"It was the keys, you see, yeah, the keys."

"The evil Ogre took the keys from the handsome young prince!"

And when Jerry kicks Kramer out of his bathtub, and Kramer throws the towel
back through the door.

Definitely one of the best episodes.

Too bad Seinfeld won't be back until August 12th.
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From: greco@sun.lclark.edu (Peter Greco)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: This evening's episode
Date: 22 Jul 92 19:41:33 GMT
Organization: Lewis & Clark College, Portland OR

cs348b8@ibma7.cs.uiuc.edu (ranjana jain) asked:

> Does anyone know what tonight's episode is about?
>
> R. Jain

The Oregonian has this description:

"Kramer visits too much, so Jerry asks for his spare key back."

My one line critique:

Classic Kramer scenes here.  Must see if you missed it the first time around.
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From: mmeyer@m2.dseg.ti.com (Mark Meyer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Seinfeld Olympic Moments
Date: 29 Jul 92 18:48:22 GMT
Organization: TI DSEG, Spring Creek, Plano, Tx.

In article <1992Jul28.165644.22235@walter.bellcore.com> rspw@backyard.bellcore.com (Bob Warznak) writes:
> Moment #7 (aired night 7/27)
> Kramer in the Cafe and tries to show off his olympic gymnastics
> talent and grace, and ens up falling over and taking some tables in
> the room with him.

	Specifically, he was describing the "iron cross", something
one does on the rings.  Y'know, that's where you're upright and
suspending yourself on the rings with your arms horizontal, so you
look like a cross.  Need lotsa strength to do that.  Kramer
demonstrated it beautifully, down to the constant trembling of the
gymnast as he struggles to maintain his leverage-disadvantaged
position.  That alone was funny.

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Subject: Seinfeld Confidential
From: jenkins@local.host
Date: 31 Jul 92 11:14:25 -0600
Reply-To: jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu
Organization: Organization, City, State, etc.


I'm looking for a video copy of the cable special (on Showtime, I think) of
_Seinfeld Confidential_.  If anyone has a copy or knows where I can get one,
please E-mail me to the address below.  Thanks!


Lisa                         Jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu
1603 Thirteenth Street South
Moorhead, Minnesota 56560-3734

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From: emgg1058@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Gaertner)
Subject: Re: Kramer's name
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 23:39:22 GMT

Our net just picked up this group so I don't know how you all decided that 
Kramer's full name is just Kramer. Please send the discussoins if anybody
has them handy.

BTW, Everybody knows that Kramer is Kramer's LAST NAME!

I don't have any proof but I just Know, Therefore I am.



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From: chari@emil.ma.utexas.edu (Christopher M. Whatley)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Kramer's last or first name
Date: 31 Jul 92 14:40:16 GMT
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Originator: chari@emil.ma.utexas.edu


In article <1992Jul31.121320.6844@athena.mit.edu> tastewar@athena.mit.edu (Tom Stewart) writes:

   In article <1992Jul29.190225.11793@math.utexas.edu> hoak@carl.ma.utexas.edu 
   (Heather Hoak) writes:
   ...
   >I think we should start up more interesting conversations than 
   >the exact wording of phrases or whether or not the network
   >caught the swearing on an episode. come on folks, let's get 
   >a life!

   Observation 3:  <flame on> it's neither your responsibility nor your
   right to try to control the content of this group.  and phrases like
   "come on folks, let's get a life!" are annoying.  if you aren't
   interested in picking apart the show, I can't understand what you are
   doing here.  pick up the episode guide and go your own way, and leave
   those of us with no life alone.  <flame off>

Puhleasssee! Do you have any idea of the magnitude of Seinfeld's
nauseation if he were to find out there were a bunch of goobers
sitting on the net wasting thousands of dollars of long-distance uucp
time trying to remember if the nose-girl was saying "Sid" or "his"?

You guys are a bunch of Biff Lomans!

   ObSeinfeld: in the episode where Elaine leaves the sexy recording on
   Jerry's tape of his show, I loved the scene where George and Elaine
   are in the car after she has revealed to him that she left the message,
   and he is trying to pick her up.  That's funny stuff!

That is one of my favorites too. I go into seziures whenever I think
of the part at the end when Kramer, Jerry and George are lined up
trying to get Elaine to stay with those looks of horny desperation on
their faces. 

I was really surprised at how they dealt with sex in that episode.  My
commercial TV sensibilities (Ha!) were almost shocked when they did
the Elaine/Porno Star bit that included the wounderful looks of
discomfort on George's face.


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From: fams09@v7.vitro.com
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Last night's episode
Date: 27 Jul 92 08:18:24 -0500
Keywords: Kramer
Organization: Vitro Corporation

In article <25613.712043280@bonnie.ics.uci.edu>, jlinder@Bonnie.ICS.UCI.EDU (Darrow Linder) writes:
>>P.S.  Does Kramer have a first (last?) name?
> 
> 
> I don't even think Kramer knows....
> 
> -Darrow

I'm just a casual viewer unlike some of the more "hard-core" viewers on the net
, BUT I think I heard the woman in the nose-surgery (don't know how to spell
rinoplasty) episode call him Sid/Cid.  After she gets her nose fixed she says
something like "I went to Sid's doctor" while standing next to Kramer. Kramer
responds with a proud smile.

I'm sure I'll be corrected shortly....

Woody Chin
Darden/UVa
From: salomone@ficus.cs.ucla.edu (John ($al) Salomone)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.seinfeld
Subject: Re: Kramer's last or first name
Keywords: Kramer
Date: 30 Jul 92 19:44:41 GMT
Organization: UCLA Computer Science Department

|> I think we should start up more interesting conversations than 
|> the exact wording of phrases...come on folks, let's get 
|> a life!

BRAVO.  These things aren't that important.  The important thing is discussing
funny lines and situations and commentaries not whether someone screwed
up one word of some phrase.

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From: guppy@wixer.cactus.org (Jennifer Mery)
Subject: Re: Kramer's name
Summary: This is IT!
Keywords: Seinfeld, Elaine, George, Kramer, Jacket
Organization: Real/Time Communications
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 08:11:04 GMT

In article <1992Jul27.183313.16649@phx.mcd.mot.com> barb@phx.mcd.mot.com (Barb
Legawiec) writes:
>
>In the last episode Jerry called Kramer's mom to find out where he was. When 
>he called her he saked for Mrs. Kramer...So either Kramer is Kramer Kramer or
>the cast of Sienfeld calls him by his last name.

Well I just got the new fifth edition of Brooks and Marsh's Complete
Directory to Prime Time Network TV Shows, AND it lists Jerry Seinfeld as
himself, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jason Alexander as George
Costanza, and Michael Richards as Kramer.

His name is Kramer. His mom's name being Mrs. (something) Kramer doesn't
change the character's name.

And, by the way, he doesn't wear a "coat," he wears a JACKET!!!

:) :) (sorry that coat thread drove me nuts!!) :) :)


jam
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