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Posted-Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 02:33:46 EDT
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Date:         Thu, 30 Jul 1992 02:33:46 EDT
From:         MM <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>
Subject:      the list Words-l

In retrospect, though I remember primarily talk of choosing what car to
buy, and a hundred car thoughts responding almost instantly, the effect
of a multitude of short messages (by afternoon of one day I had reached
a total of 300 messages, most of them from this one board) was somewhat
hallucinogenic--a short, but very intense, burst of babbling. The roar
of a
babbling. A sudden and especially violent laugh track when you were just
dozing off. Or, if any of you have ever been lucky enough when you put
the telephone shell to your ear to hear that particular form of malfunction-
ing which is the awesome simultaneity of it seems thousands of conversations
and tone sounds: the magical fruit of electricity, with all of it bells
and its personal voices. Of course I was also angered and frightened by
the list--my God, what if the SIGNOFF didn't work! I paced.  After all,
that incomplete from 1971 was still hanging over me, and my vitreous floaters
were as usual a torment.
	Juniper Ferment was nice enough to inquire about me. I have been
posting right along, if it was really me you asked about, and not another
person with a similar mbm, but of course you could not know that I had
been spending some time being pummeled by academics for saying things about
academics? Were you lurking there? (I smell a struck match or the burnt
paper of a).  I wish one of you nice young persons would go on over to
Words and perform some necessary corrective actions: their chatty, un-
troubled waters cry out for rectification. Someone who could stand to
see the messages number as the blown bubbles at their tiniest and speediest
passage through the air. Someone who would experiment with the experience
of that many voices from so many places in so little time. Is it possible
that somesuch is a good thing, and not like flies?
FUNCUM UNIBALL
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From:         MiB@BLACK.ET.ILLUMINATI.GOV

	We apologize once more.  Our primate breeding experiment
called "The_Boss" has gotten out of control of our operatives in
the United States again.  The incompetent are being tortured, and
minimal efforts are being made to put an end to the escaped project.

	And yes, "The_Boss", our migrane machines do work at any
distance - and they're simple enough that monkeys like you can work
them.  _Why_ do we bother with this dirt?  We're not telling.

	Just because we never gave you access to offworld nodes
doesn't mean they don't exist, either.  Simpleton.

MoB
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Date:         Thu, 30 Jul 1992 20:59:44 -0400
From:         E7M7GRI@TOWSONVX.BITNET
Subject:      Remove me

I gave a signoff command to this list and it was confirmed.
But I am still receiving mail.
I enjoyed this list, but I need to cut back on my mail.  Please help!
Harold
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Date:         Wed, 29 Jul 1992 22:06:00 EDT
From:         MM <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>
Subject:      Do you find it

tasteful?

>I was rereading _The Birth Order Book_ the other day, and just wondered
>how many other wordslers are serious, dependable firstborns?

Me is.



?





,b,/
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Date:         Wed, 22 Jul 1992 16:22:00 EDT
From:         Arthur McParker <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      Hullo Dan

>This is my first time reading this news group. What is FNORD?
>  At my old high school it is written on the bathroom wall and on lockers.
>   I can see the connection between Kraftwerk and Tim leary. But what is the
>     purpose of these poems and stuff?
>
>Dan

Ah, Dan, I see you've been greeted by our Hospitalliter Chair, ol' Cube.
The good news, my friend, is that we here at FNORD are always happy to talk
to anyone named BOING.  The bad news, chum o' mine, is that you never should
have left your high school bathroom, but that's just spilt milk, isn't it?
Sorry.

Amazingly for a tyro, you've hit upon a very important issue: What is FNORD?
I have found that historically, there is one overwhelming matter that captures
the attention of Fnordians, and this matter, which I will shortly name,
dominates the discussion here at NEW WAYS OF THINKING.  The question that so
concerns the folk here (and they are a brightish bunch) is this:
What is FNORD?

Ah, but there's war in heaven, O Treasured Pal of My Yesterhood.
Some think this question has no place here, and try to change the subject.
But that's okay too, because we are, to the exclusion of everything else,
pluralists.  Oh, no doubt someone will send you a private note telling you
that we're a bunch of irrelevant bastards who never give anyone a straight
answer or take anyone seriously, but you know enough to turn a blind ear to
that kind of talk, don't you, Mother of My Children?

Thanks for your kind remarks about the poems.  Do you enjoy country music?

ap
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Date:         Thu, 23 Jul 1992 14:54:00 EDT
From:         Arthur Sparky <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      I got it! I got it!

Do my eyes deceive me, or has H Angus now posted three (3) messages about
baseball?  Hah!  Mote that!

> account. They, unlike me, are not interested in keeping a low profile in
> order to keep their heads from being blown off. However, from the fast

May I point out, though I've hinted at this before, that having one's head
blown off IS WHERE THE FUN'S AT!!

Now really, you don't need to just poke your head up to complain about
what's being talked about, although that seems to be the extent of your
contributions lately, e.g. SBRHYM-L.  And that's OK.  We can take it, and if
that's your place in the sun, we'll be there for you.
But may I suggest this: Don't worry about others blowing your head off for
you.  Take the initiative: BLOW YOUR OWN HEAD OFF!!!
EVERYONE!!  GIVE ME SOME SKIN!!!!

ap
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Posted-Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 00:49:58 EDT
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Date:         Mon, 27 Jul 1992 00:49:58 EDT
From:         MM <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>
Subject:      Message in a bottle

costs one dollar.



Savage Inequity.
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Posted-Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 19:21:06 EDT
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Date:         Thu, 23 Jul 1992 19:21:06 EDT
From:         MM <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>
Subject:      right down the middle

that's the worst place to put one, or am I just naive?
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Date:         Wed, 29 Jul 1992 14:08:45 EDT
From:         Juniper Sage <CHEATING@SBCCVM.BITNET>
Subject:      PLABIL Saves the Day

Thank you, LIBALP, thank you kindly.  I had promised majcher that I
wouldn't return here, but, well, I'm feeling a tad restless trying
to get this server to work and, while waiting, I felt that a slight
correction was in order.

Please understand, it wasn't a flame, LIBALP; when I was younger, I
made the same mistake and joined a Youth Brigade that set fire to a
playhouse of the Hermanites.  Thankfully, no one was killed, though
the skin grafts for one of the dedicated were extensive.  I feel terrible
about this now, though, and I can only hope that General Mills will
forgive me.

Besides, if I had wanted to go for an interconnectivity ploy, I would
have substituted for Shakers some wap about idealord's Psychic TV, or,
better yet, the Atlanta Braves, though of course that would have been
risking the sublime ridicule of HAG.

Incidentally, I liked the rot13 method better than the reversal: compare
Egas Repinuj with Whavcre Fntr.

Purngvat
From: cudep@warwick.ac.uk (Ian Dickinson)
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Subject: Re: taste
Date: 31 Jul 92 16:06:34 GMT
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In article <9207300208.AA13344@pacscl.uarc.upenn.edu> mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU (MM) writes:
>> (but doesn't like the *taste* of butter on a roast beef sandwich).
>Why would anybody put butter on a roast beef sandwich???

You've gotta put some effort in to be a successful LAARRRRD donor.

So squeeze me,
-- 
\/ato - Ian Dickinson - NIC handle: ID17                              Yo! Bum 
vato@csv.warwick.ac.uk  ...!mcsun!uknet!warwick!vato                     rush
/I=I/S=Dickinson/OU=CSV/O=Warwick/PRMD=UK.AC/ADMD= /C=GB/                 the
@c=GB@o=University of Warwick@ou=Computing Services@cn=Ian Dickinson     show
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Date:         Thu, 23 Jul 1992 13:32:06 EDT
From:         MM <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>
Subject:      Cube

Remain at ease while they flash in the pan.



Funcum.
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Date:         Thu, 23 Jul 1992 14:22:35 EDT
From:         LIBWCA@EMUVM1.BITNET
Subject:      Re: Baseball?

I'm sorry, you've misunderstood.  Actually, we were discussing religion,
and your sexist comment has caused untold anguish among the many
thousands of people who have become supplicants at the altar of the
ALMIGHTY BRAVES, and who are, in fact, chicks.
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              29 Jul 1992 15:27:00 -05 from <ROLLIDE@AUDUCADM.DUC.AUBURN.EDU>

By the way, Cube- I'm gonna kill you on Fnord or Stony Brook.  Just
figured it was necessary, with you being one of the few people who
hasn't died yet...
Bill
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Zohar? Didn't he invent the blender?

I have an innate fear of kitchen appliances so I guess I'll sit this out.

Would you like to see my fruit pictures?
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From:         MM <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>
Subject:      clock the jack fit

in your underclothes.

Upright banana posture

donating some brain.

Clarity is the mother of

the last thing you said,

reptilian mother of

pearl.
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From:         MM <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>
Subject:      just wait'll

the salamander gets back.

Bert
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From:         MM <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>
Subject:      the weird road traveled

as I detoxify.

Serum Floater
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From:         strangler the necromantic jardin urn
              <H760@CPC865.EAST-ANGLIA.AC.UK>
Subject:      cher majcher, this is a good and worthy anatomical treatise
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I have nothing to say just now.  Hence, in a brazen break with list
tradition, I shall say nothing.  This does not imply that I shall
maintain a speechless future; there remain an abundance of unsaids to
be draped through the year I was not granted and over the months into
the coming century.  Some of the said unsaids would doubtless be best
left unsaid, and have so languished for a time, but, my judgement
having been so long maltreated as to become feeble, they may yet stir.

mbm: you sure do get around.

Arthur: your zanies get out of hand; try playing them off against
        one another, and watch your back.

Dana Rollins: what sort of a dumb name is that?

Cheating: ner lbh ybngufbzr gbavtug?

qneyvat.
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From:         Genetic Jones <jprovo@GNU.AI.MIT.EDU>
Subject:      micrometapseudomystics
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From: UHAA023@VAX.RHBNC.AC.UK
Subject:      RE: CONFIDENTIAL
>Have you the formula for whatever it is you're on? I've got this friend
>who's a chemist....
I'm on mySELF. I consume NOT ONLY
my own sweat but my actual living tissue. I AM The Wyrm.
I AM the walrus.  I AM paul, peter, john, mary and that damn
donkey she rhode in on.

>Tell me the purpose of this list.....NOW!
Does this list have the Bhudda Nature?

mecka-lecka-hi,
mecka chonny ho.
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My dog has no eyes.

Oh really, how does he smell?

He uses his nose...which remains intact.

I thangyou.
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Date:         Wed, 29 Jul 1992 15:04:00 EDT
From:         LIBALP <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      Sbff vf n gheavc

>Thank you, LIBALP, thank you kindly.  I had promised majcher that I
>wouldn't return here, but, well, I'm feeling a tad restless trying
>to get this server to work and, while waiting, I felt that a slight
>correction was in order.

Hmm.  Making a promise to majcher is like giving alphabetized manila file
folders to a man who sorts his possessions by weight.

Rot13, recall, is not officially endorsed by Tim, the Reading Room Shaman;
although enjoyably confusing, it is suspect as a vehicle of Truth.  Also,
recall, I'm not very good at it.  "Whavcre" does have its charm, however.

Slimm Lareneg

You can't beat that.

pa
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Date:         Mon, 27 Jul 1992 00:57:30 EDT
From:         MM <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>
Subject:      Sometimes a little boy

needs to sit down and just
think about things
for a while.

Blonde Jumper Gums.
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From:         Slimm Laramie <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject:      the Best of last night

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say God can "conjure"
by aid of neutrinos human with over fifty percent Canadian content?

The "space-potato" is "living" in typical all-armenian fashion.

"Mirror", in "Space potato", Uniball.

"Mirror".

sl
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Posted-Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 19:16:40 EDT
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Date:         Thu, 23 Jul 1992 19:16:40 EDT
From:         MM <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>
Subject:      the mighty atlanta braves

relax: I meant those whom you thought were trying to be cool.  Please sir,
I only meant for you to remain steadfast in their face. Bravo Livres.
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LACKEY: Uh, sirs, I'm afraid there's bad news.

LIBALP: (putting away slinky) What the hell, son?

LACKEY: The clown/mouse cross-breeding experiment has failed.

LIBWCA: Hell's Bells!  Thanks, son.  Dismissed.

LACKEY: Yes sir.  Uh, sirs?  You haven't mentioned my new dress.

LIBALP: Real sexy, Lt. Reeves.  Now piss off, son.

LIBWCA: That boy gotta funny way of carryin' hisself.

LIBALP: Now, what about this pesky deppity?

LIBWCA: Not really in the neighborhood.  Not even on the right list, I
        believe.

LIBALP: I'm hearing those voices again.

LIBWCA: Shit!
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Date:         Thu, 23 Jul 1992 12:55:00 EDT
From:         Arthur McParker <LIBALP@EMUVM1.BITNET>
Subject: re: It Jiggles! It Jiggles!

Cube,
I made you think that.

ap
From: fofp@castle.ed.ac.uk (M Holmes)
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Subject: Re: Baseball?
Date: 24 Jul 92 16:45:16 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh University

hag@CELIO.UVM.EDU writes:

>P.S. Do you really have hens that enjoy baseball? My hens seem to prefer it
>as a soporific when they become broody and restless. I find the 20 minutes
>of action packed into 3 hrs of play that characterizes most baseball games
>to be very efficacious in that regard.- H Angus

Maybe they'd like Cricket then. The 20 minutes action is condensed even
more into three days of play.

FoFP
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From: snow@netcom.com (Tim Szeliga)
Subject: Re: Orgonon
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 92 17:59:39 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <FNORD-L%92072412403335@UBVM.CC.BUFFALO.EDU> Kenn Thomas <SKTHOMA@UMSLVMA.BITNET> writes:
>For those interested in Wilhelm Reich:  

There is an original Orgone box on display at The Museum of Questionable
Medical Practices, now located at St. Anthony Main in Minneapolis, Minn.
(or Riverplace; they're next to each other;it just moved from one to the other).
The is the public display of the Baaken Collection, which is connected in
ways I don't fully understand to the Food & Drug Adminstration. 
The museum is staffed by volunteers from the Skeptic Society and PSICOPS,
well known to Wilsonians who have read "The New Inquisition".

If you ask them nicely, they will let you sit in it and even wear Reich's 
padded hat.  They have reprints of Martin Gardner's article on Reich.
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Date:         Thu, 23 Jul 1992 10:35:46 EDT
From:         Jeff Harrington <idealord@DORSAI.COM>
Subject:      IdEAL ORDER Psychic TV and "Now It Can Be Told"
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Last night, July 22, on "Now It Can Be Told" (the Geraldo Rivera
"investigative news" program) there was a segment on psychic warfare
and Saddam Hussein.  They mentioned an Iraqi news story which said
that the pentagon had used psychics to make Hussein ill during the
Gulf War.

What they neglected to mention ;) is that it was not the pentagon's
psychics which zapped Saddam - it was me...  Every chance I got, whether
it was tape-delayed or not, (tick tock tick) I illuminated the camera
he was looking into.  During the staged scenes with the hostages I
was zapping him; during the Dan Rather interview, the poor guy couldn't
stop blinking.

The sickness which I cause is from mental interference patterns created
by the wavefront of my meme reacting to the ebb and flow of the person
who encounters my effect (whether direct contact via the TV camera or
second hand) and her or his reality constructs and emotions.

I zapped Geraldo Rivera during the show and have done so many times.
Someday "Now It Can Be Told" will be the subject of an investigative
new program ;)...

Tonight being Thursday, I'll see you on Dan Rather's eyeballs.

Jeff Harrington
idealord@dorsai.com
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Date:         Thu, 23 Jul 1992 15:43:49 EDT
From:         SFCW000 <SFCW@NMUMUS.BITNET>
Subject:      Important message

Dear Fnord,
RKSUITE is a suite of codes implementing Runge-Kutta methods.  It solves
numerically the initial value problem for a first order of ordinary
differential equations. RKSUITE supersedes very widely used codes writte
by the authors and their coauthors: the subroutine RKF45 available from
many sources including several books (and RKF45's descendent DDERKF in
SLATEC library), and the subroutine D02PAF and associated codes in the
Fortran library.  With RKSUITE comes extensive machine-readable
documentation, and a number of templates demonstrating the use of the
software on a variety of problems and for a number of tasks. These
templates are accompanied by corresponding output files.  RKSUITE is
written in standard FORTRAN 77 and is distributed in source form.


Connie Walt SFCW@NMUMUS.BITNET
Northern Michigan University  906-227-1771
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Date:         Thu, 23 Jul 1992 14:07:20 EDT
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Subject:      Re: Cube
              23 Jul 1992 13:32:06 EDT from <mbm@PACSCL.UARC.UPENN.EDU>

On Thu, 23 Jul 1992 13:32:06 EDT MM said:
>Remain at ease while they flash in the pan.

I can only hope, deep in my heart of hearts, that the above is not
a cynical, deeply sick comment on the MIGHTY ATLANTA BRAVES.  I hope
this for the sake of your eternal soul.  Infidel.
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Date:         Fri, 31 Jul 1992 12:31:03 EDT
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Subject:      Re: NWoT List
              30 Jul 1992 20:54:19 -0400 from <mwise@PUB2.BU.EDU>

On Thu, 30 Jul 1992 20:54:19 -0400 Matthew Wise said:
>Please put me on your list (and take me off theirs).
>Matt

My dear Matt; if it were within my power to take you off "their" list,
I certainly would.  "They" are quite beyond my reach, or the reach of
anybody on this list.  I will put you on my list, but don't expect
anything too soon; I have the little matter of Felonious Cubensis to
deal with first.  One of my people could possibly get around to you
within a week or so; would you prefer that that he start with the
liver or the spleen?
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From:         Boss@ILLUMINATI.GOV
Subject:      Re: MiB@BLACK.ET.ILLUMINATI.GOV's message of Wed Jul 29 19:46:18
              1992

That was an obvious forgery. Everyone knows that our
Migrane Machines[tm] work from any distance we choose.

And there is no subdomain "ET" in the "ILLUMINATI"
subdomain. This forger needs to do more research before
attempting any more. Maybe I'll just huury up finishing
my /dev/migrane driver.

Thank you,
The Boss
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