From: toh@ecf.toronto.edu (TOH CHUN-KIT)
Subject: Eat, Shit, and Die !!
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 22:59:24 GMT

This is a joke I heard a few months ago. Some of you may have heard it
before. If you have, go Eat, Shit, and Die !! If you haven't, you can
still Eat, Shit and Die !! because I've heard it in at least four different
languages. (From my friends in the US and England). If you're dying to
know what it is, sit tight and read on ...........

	There once was a 12-year-old kid living down the street from
the "red light" district. He went to one of these so called "Massage Parlor"
one day. This place is actually a cover up for a vice den. The kid 
approached the pimp at the door and looked at him. The pimp said,
"What do you want, ya little fuck !!??" The kid said, "I wanna fuck."
The pimp said, "Yo' sure bout' that ??" The kid said," Yeah !!"
The pimp asked again, "How much money do you have ?"
"Ten bucks," the kid said. "Well, I'm not so sure bout' that," the pimp
said.
	The kid then said," I'll give you my daddy's watch if you let 
me in. How's that sound ??" The pimp thought for a while and said,
"Okay. What kinda catch are you looking for ??" The kid said, "Get me
a chick with AIDS." The pimp was surprised. "Are you sure, kid ??"
The kid said,"Yes. Get me a chick with AIDS and I'll fuck her !!"
	After scratching his head for a while, he took this kid to the
back and they went into a small room. There was the hooker sitting on 
the bed, ready for some action. The pimp left the kid alone with the
hooker. He fucked the hooker for about an hour. As he was leaving
the pimp pulled the kid over and asked him, "Why do you want to 
fuck a chick with AIDS ?? Don't you know that you'll die very soon. "
The kid said, "Yeah, but life's a bitch, ain't it !!"
	The pimp said, "Come on kid, it's not that bad. Now tell me
the real reason." The kid said, "Okay. I've just fucked the hooker with
AIDS. Now, I'm going to fuck the babysitter tonight. When dad sends the 
babysitter home, he'll fuck her in the car. When he gets back, he'll fuck
my mum. The next morning, my mum will fuck the milkman, who ran 
over my dog with his fuckin' van !!"

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	A woman was out shopping with her husband one day. As they
were walking in the mall, the woman said, "I think my pussy is too big."
The man said,"Nah !! It's only your imagination." The couple then walked
into a clothing store. As the woman was trying on a dress, she called her
husband over to the dressing room. He went inside and again, the woman
said, " I still think my pussy is too big." "Here, take a look at this." the 
woman said as she opened her legs.  The husband said, "I think it looks
okay to me. It's not big. You are beginning to see things." The woman 
seemed frustrated at this point but she's not about to let this get to her.
When they got home, the woman got her husband into their bedroom. She
took a mirror and placed it on the floor. She took off her panties, spread 
her legs apart, and stood over the mirror. The woman then said, "Now you
tell me if this is a big pussy or not." The husband refused to hear anymore 
of that crap walked out the door. As he opened the door, their six-year-old
kid came into the room and saw her mummy standing over the mirror on the
floor. The kid asked, " What are you doing, mummy ??" The woman said,
"I'm trying on this new dress I bought." The kid then said, "Well, you
better be careful mummy, or you might fall into that big hole on the floor."

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Comments, anyone !!! or have you heard a good one lately ???
Have a shitty day, and remember, all living things Eat, Shit, and Die !!