HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Mount Everest (both peaks?!)
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:35:44 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet tries to act innocent, even though I am not fooled:

>In article <1992Oct14.193923.1770@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet squirms:
>>>In article <1992Oct8.172058.22686@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>>In article <1992Oct7.163801.20818@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>>>In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>> 
>>>>>>>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>>>>>>>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>>>>>>>> make will be paid.
>>>>>>>> 				piece,
>>>>>>>> 				Fievel
>>>>>>>Excuse me, Fievel, but I wan tto be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>>>>>>>are actually very good in the late night hours...
>>>>>> I used to bash rats until I was able to save up enough money to
>>>>>> buy a mouse-organ.
>>>>>>>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>>>>>>>I won't get paid, now does it.
>>>>>>>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>>>>>>>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
>>>>>> Mesaj nerak Pisces (actually Aries, but who's counting?)
>>>>>Got a problem with Pisces?!!!? I happen to be a Pisces. Want to
>>>>>reconsider?
>>>> E Jams nerak I have no problem with Pisces (well, except my mother).
>>>> 	Does that mean we're still on?
>>>I, my dear, was never off. **interpret at your own risk**
>> Right!! Off ya go!!
>So, where'd I go?
How about up to my room?
From: v124jw4y@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Benjamin R Pierce)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: deadly joke question
Date: 11 Oct 92 21:38:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Oct11.205925.9221@daimi.aau.dk>, thravn@daimi.aau.dk (Thorbj|rn Ravn Andersen) writes...
>jprlarib@cs.ruu.nl (Jan Peter Laribij) writes:
> 
>>Now, anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my fwiend
>>Biggus Dickus? - Monty Python
>Wasn't that Bwiggus Dickus?  I utterly utterly utterly failed to grasp the name
>of his wife.  Any sharp eared philosophers out there?
>Jrobnroht 


Incontinentia Buttocks. ("Wewease Wodewick!")


                                        --Be3n (The 3 is silent)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 22:33:55 GMT


>>> Welcome. Are you a goer? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
>>Am I a goer !!! Now What do you think? I did write to you first, after
>>all.
>Well, how ,do I know that you didn't write everyone else first, then me?
"everyone else"
> 
>>> Well...neither does Ratboy...unless you count Rat-tart-boy...
>>Ratboy must then of course be physically short....
>There's only two things short on *this* Ratboy (are there others?)...my 
>attention spam...One! One thing short...and it's not that short, actually. 
not yes OR no, and I'm not being indecisive.
> 
>>> I prefer a little spam every now and then...come along?
>>Sure; where are we going, and will we be alone when we get there
>>?*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
>Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! I think she likes rodents!
Don't we all... barbequed.
> 
>>> Another lousy American! Ptha! Hold a tick...I'm one too...
>>Take that and run with it....
>Gotta find me leg first...
Sorry. I cut it off, but it was gammy, so I didn't eat it.
> 
>>> She *is* a goer! *grin*
>>Didn't think I'd disappoint you, did you?
>C'mon...let's stop by Wicked Wanda's on the way...and I gotta cancel my
>membership at Tudor's...
OK. See you in Ranelagh then.
(Prize for the 1st person to pronounce WWWC's address.)
> 
>>> Can I send cheese?
>>Only if you hand-deliver it, after slaving for days to make it
>>yourself. 
>Can I claw deliver it? Otherwise I gotta borrow Simon's hand...
The hand of God shines not upon those who fail to feed the toilet
paper over the top of the roll.
Sorry. Um... OK. (But you spelt my name wrong.)

>>> Ratboy aka first lesson of a.f.m-p...you just gotta sign off with something
>>>   (sort of) witty...
>>> ...or silly...
>>> 
>>> ...or uncommital...
>>> 
>>> ...or spam...
>>> 
>>> ...or--
>>> 
>>>   {thud}
>>> 
>>> Well, Ratboy, educate me in the ways of wit  (HA HA HA HA)
>>All I can say is I'm not a wench.
>>	And I'm not a lumberjack.
>>	But I do ...
>>	And I do...
>>	oh my....
>>	Do that again.......
>>> 
>Arroight! Back off! The lot of you! I finally found one who likes rats, and
>you're not going to come in here talking of Oriental Fortunetellers and
>screw this on up! So nick it!
But I LOVE rats. (and get paid to, sometimes!)

>Ratboy aka Hope she likes cheese too..or is that too much to ask?
MSNio I'll use any substance you want.
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Get the comfy chair !
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:38:01 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>In article <6OCT92.00455306@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>> In a forthcoming article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet summarizes Proust:
>>>In article <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
>>>> In a previous article, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) 
>>>> foams at the mouth and falls over backwards:
>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>>>Hmmm. The U2 quote seems rather relevent to this posting, I believe.
>>>>> 
>>>>>>Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
>>>>>James <=== same here
>>>> Well, if you held these views up to a mirror, they'd certainly reflect then,
>>>> wouldn't they?  HA!!  You never thought of that, did you?  Well, You'd better
>>>> think more carefully the next time you write one of those poxy disclaimers, 
>>>> eh?
>>>> 
>>>> 					peace,
>>>> 					Fievel
>>>WEll now. Rat-bashing are we? What if I claimed to be ineligible to
>>>claim the disclaimer that was claimed before I started to claim
>>>disclaimers? What if I made sense every once in a while....
>>>		Love and all that for those who need it....
>>>			Gina
>>>> 
>> Pardon me, but it's my God-given right to bash rats if I want to!  
>> BTW, according to my records, your policy states that no claim you ever
>> make will be paid.
>> 				piece,
>> 				Fievel

>Excuse me, Fievel, but I wan tto be the one to bash rats. I hear they
>are actually very good in the late night hours...

I used to bash rats until I was able to save up enough money to
buy a mouse-organ.

>So you found out that my claims might not be paid...That doesn't mean
>I won't get paid, now does it.

>Piece?!??  What, are you lonely? 
>	What've you got to say NOW????>>>>>>>>>>>Gina 
Mesaj nerak Pisces (actually Aries, but who's counting?)
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Mirage!
Date: 16 Oct 92 03:48:50 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet lifts the velvet glove and slaps me in the face with it, although I would much rather she slapped me something else:

>In article <1992Oct13.181306.1498@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet get me all hot and bothered by calling on the telephone and just breathing heavy:
>>>In article <1992Oct8.153416.21528@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>>> Miles and miles of header dragged outside, shot, and sent to the Russian
>>>> front only to be gobbled up by a rabbit with really big fangs.
>>>> 
>>>Yeah Fievel--how good are you on the computer? As opposed to on the
>>>piano or ....
>> 
>> Oooh, you *are* a randy little mollusk, aren't you?
>> 
>> James <=== I wish you boys would pay attention! I'm doing this for *your*
>> 	benefit, you know!!
>Octopus, actually. But I must admit Something:
>	(oh no! a confusion from she of no sins !)
>   What is left of my little broken, shattered heart after Fievel
>refused to masrry me (all 69 pieces of it, actually) belong to whoever
>does the best job of convincing me he's worthy. So---
>		WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ?????
Okay, just listen to me play the entirity of Prince's new album, entitled
"0\+>" on the mouse-organ!
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: When I was a kid...
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:56:17 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct7.064923.20294@tamsun.tamu.edu>, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet scribbles hastily:
>>Ratboy blessed the group with his intellegence:
>>> 
>>> You know, when I was a wee lad in high school some friends of mine at a party
>>> started handing around some cheese...and...and I tried a bit...that's all!
>>> But the next time they started dressing up as mice a bit...and squeeking...
>>> 
>>> I was shocked!
>>> 
>>> But, eventually, I came to be more comfortable around mice than I was around 
>>> humans. Thus, I am....Ratboy.
>>> 
>>> SQUEEK!
>>> 
>>> Check your wainscotting! Ratboy is armed and dangerous! Call the Ratcatcher!
>>> I'll shoot him! Armed to the pointy teeth, with my best sheep by my side 
>>> (Basil, you know) I'll kick yer teeth in if given half a chance! Ftang! Ftang!
>>> 
>>
>>Ratboy--you really should give yourself up. You know I'm going to
>>catch you. And when I do, you'll be the happiest--oops, I meant most
>>unhappy--Ratboy in the whole idea of Rat-opolis. But if you're good,
>>really good, maybe we could work a deal... 
>>	Signed, 
>>		The Other Ratcatcher aka Gina aka a lot of things
> 
> You'll never catch me alive! ...unless you make me a good offer...
> 
> Basil, you and The Kid take this one...
> 
> Ratboy aka Ok. I surrender. I'm at your mercy....mercy...mercy...OH MERCY!
> 


And I've not even touched you yet..  =)  =)
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From: af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar)
Subject: Re: Morning Menu!
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 04:22:35 GMT


previously, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Ratboy) makes the suicidal claim :

>In article <1992Oct14.053430.27619@news.ysu.edu> af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa) writes:
>>
>>In a previous article, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) says:
>>
>>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) does his fine impression of Dr. Gumby:
>>>>(James Willer) squawks: 
>>>>>mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) gets all hot under the collar:
>>>>>>(Gina) proclaimed her love for me:
>>>>>>>(David Bromage) writes:
>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>> Damn, another dead article.
>>>>>>>And Gina jokingly replies:
>>>>>>>	"I'm not dead; twas just playin possum!!"
>>>>>>Ratboy aka She likes possums too! Damn!
>>>>>Same J <=== tastes like chicken!!
>>>>Ratboy <== has a lot of rat in him...
>>>E Jams <=== I'd like spam, bacon, eggs, sausage and rat. That's not
>>>	got *much* rat in it ...
>>Lisa aka I don't want *any* rat, I don't *like* rat.
>Ratboy aka *snuff* I'm hurt, Lisa. Does that mean our courtship is over?
>  I've naught to live for now. My life is over. I think I shall commit
>  rodenticide. 
Lisa aka okay, okay, I'll have the rat tart...heavy on the rat :)






-- 
            "The children asked him if to kill was not a sin"
                                                Lennon/McCartney
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From: Ralf.Wirth@arbi.informatik.uni-oldenburg.de (Ralf Wirth)
Subject: johann gambleputty
Organization: University of Oldenburg, Germany
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 12:03:51 GMT

Can anybody mail the full name of johann gambleputty to me, or post it into 
this group? Thanks.

To my mind, we should attack the members of the lower social classes first with
bombs and rockets, destroying their homes, and then wehen they run helpless 
into the streets, moaing thm down with machineguns. And then of course, release
the vultures.
I know that these view are unpopolar, but I never courted popularity.


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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Well done the BBC
Date: 14 Oct 92 14:55:22 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <755@idanm.pfbs.philips.se>, jpo@pfbs.philips.se (James Poole) writes:
> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
> : In <1992Oct7.150703.3028@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates:
> : >In article <7OCT92.16382994@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> : >> In a previous article, jpo@pfbs.philips.se (James Poole) openly proclaimed
> : >> his deep affection for small woodland creatures:
> : >And queen Gina contradicts Cardinal Fievel:
> : >> 
> : >> Various birthday wishes deleted
> : >>> 
> : >>>Toodle-pip
> : >>>Reginald Maudlin's Shin
> : >>> 
> : >>> **********************************************************************
> : >>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
> : >>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
> : >>>*                                                                      *
> : >>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
> : >>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
> : >>> **********************************************************************
> : >> 
> : >> Now look 'ere, mate...you 'aven't been payin' much attention, 'ave you?
> : >> If you 'ad been, yu certainly wouldn't 'ave posted that bleedin' U2
> : >> lyric wot's been causin' all the trouble 'round 'ere!
> : >> 
> : >> 			sincerely,
> : >> 			Cardinal Fievel
> : >> 			of the Spanish Inquisition
> : >What trouble? I don't see any trouble here. Are you blind or are you
> : >trying to start some trouble? Want to step outside?? 
> : 
> : Meetch aka I'd *much* rather go upstairs...
> 
> Well I've just seen all the verbage resulting from the Comfy Chair posting 
> and the deep and sentimental U2 quote. You will be pleased to know that a new
> line from U2 will be selected in the not too distant future.
> 
> Did any of you ever consider the conspiracy theory regarding the loss of
> the comfy chair stuff?   No?   ....nor did I.
> 
> But for now I leave you with those immortal lines
> 
>  **********************************************************************
> * The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
> * organisation or person except my own.                                *
> *                                                                      *
> * "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
> * You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
>  **********************************************************************
Me either. want to compare our nothingness? ....>>>>Gina
From: thomasez@dhhalden.no (THOMAS LUNDQUIST)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: hi
Date: 17 Oct 92 01:52:34 GMT
Organization: Ostfold College

In article <1992Oct16.010757.16301@news.cs.brandeis.edu> st923012@pip.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
>From: st923012@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
>Subject: hi
>Date: 16 Oct 92 01:07:57 GMT
>HI, another pythoner has joined your ranks!!!
>My name is Jenn,  I am at Brandeis Univ.,where pork is a four
>letter word!
>I have been a python for 5 years, and have sought professinal help, but
>noone could break me from my addiction....
>my favorite movie is The Life Of Brian,
>and Holy Grail is a close second.
>  Now for something completely different.......
>
>
>           always look on the bright side of life
>       JENN         st923012@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
>exit

^^^^^^
Why Exit ? U have just arrived.
 
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From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 00:43:48 GMT


>>>: Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>>: 
>>>: Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>>: the winner in one week......

>>VOTE FLOSSIE THE SHEEP!
>Vote Ms W. Wanda!!!
vote Rammie/Bevvie for the nintie.. (s)

>>osimn... bastard Promotions.
>iSomn... dead cat management.
SMnio... BDF
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: and now these mooses
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 06:22:22 GMT

 goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>James Willer) writes:
>> id A. Joiner) joins the party (sorry, I couldn't resist. Should've, but couldn't):
>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>(James Willer) writes:
>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet throws more used hankies on the pile of rubbish to be burned at the end of the month:
>>>>>>In article <1992Oct7.161408.20044@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet insinuates something?:
>>>>>>>>In article <1992Oct2.144400.12871@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
>>>>>>>>> In article <1992Oct1.205020.7102@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>>> [lotsa crap eaten by (dramatic pause) A TIGER!]
>>>>>>>>>>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>>>>>>>>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>>>>>>>>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>>>>>>>>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>E Jams <=== No. I won't.just say no, I shall be forced to say....
>>                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>>>What will you be forced to say? Go ahead tell ME--you'd probably like
>>>>>>>>to, wouldn't you? ====>>>Gina
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well sure, but couldn't we go somewhere a bit more private?
>>>>>>This is about as private as it gets, honey. Life ain't all a bowl of
>>>>>>cherries, though I know you wish it were. ( and, Frankly, I'm better
>>>>>>than cherries any day.)
>>>>> Same J <=== you should see me do that thing with the cherry stem
>>>>> 	in my mouth....
>>>>What do stems have to do with it? I tell you I'M BETTER THAN CHERRIES!
>>>Would you still say that immediately after seeing 9 1/2 weeks
>> Wrong! The *correct* response was "*You* are a *piece* of *tail*!"
>> But you don't walk away empty-handed, you still get our consolation
>> prize (dramatic pause) A pair of plyers around the norti-bits!!
>> 
>>>dave smurf alright dammit, if my names cited above,
>>>    wheres my earlier addition to this post grrrrrrr :-{
>> Maje S nerak Oh! So *you're* the *bastard* what corrupted my "<==="!!
>> 	Take that! (Thunk)
>I'm offended. Where's my rat in shining armor to guard my ^&^!@** when
>I need him?

Ratboy aka Hold a bit...I soiled my armor...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gbh@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Da Hubster!!!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Holy Grail
Date: 16 Oct 1992 09:02:55 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>>jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

>>>kozickk@pell2l11.alleg.edu (Zick) writes:
>>>
>>>>Please, I know this has been asked before, but can anyone tell me where I  
>>>>can find the script to the Holy Grail? Any info would be appreciated.
>>>>					Sincerely,
>>>>					   Brother Maynard
>>>
>>>I've told you once...
>>No you didn't!
>I most certainly did!

I got one but you can't have it!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Vote Dan!  Chopped liverwurst at 11!
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 11 Oct 92 18:09:09
Distribution: world
Organization: People Named Chuck Anonymous



Vote for me!  I'm..uh..really swell, and I post a lot.  Well, more
than anyone else at Gustavus.  And I..uh...sometimes people think my
posts are funny...*some* people...*I* think their funny.  sometimes.
And I..well...I have a pet clam named Tonsil, and he's got racing
stripes.  And...Uh... I'm not dead.  Usually.  And...err..dammit,
don't vote for me! I don't deserve it!!!  I'm nothing worthless I
should be shot I don't even amount to a pile of spit and I'm just a
little brown crawling thing in fact I don't even crawl and I'm just
sitting on the ground and there isn't anything extraordinary about me
Im just there and I'm rather inanimaite and certainly boring and I'm
brown and dry and I'm dying I'M A WEED!  I'm just a little weed!!  A
nothing, and I should shut up because I'm only showing people just how
worthless and boring and brown and crawling and weed-like I am and
they are not impressed and I'm just a little dork who sits here
blabbering about how weedy I am and I don't even consider the fact
that there might be people worse off than I am and I don't pay any
attention to that and so I'm an uncaring egotistical weed and I should
be shot and I'm just so pathetic I could die.


Dan aka Vote for Jos: Lifetime Acheivment award! (Post-Mortem)
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Song Lyrics
Date: 7 Oct 92 19:46:51 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1atehmINNcfj@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
> 
> In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet () says:
> 
>>In article <1as86kINNa8l@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>>> 
>>> Does anyone have the complete lyrics for the Dennis Moore song? I only
>>> remember the verse that goes, "Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, et cetera, et
>>> cetera."
>>> 
>>> I also need:
>>> 	Sheet music for the tune played in the background of the Cheese
>>> 		Shop Sketch
>>> 	A tin of Spam
>>> 	The Maltese Falcon
>>> 	Queen Elizabeth II in a light white wine sauce
>>> 	A teaspoonful of neutronium
>>> 	The naughty bits of a lady
>>> 
>>> that is, if it's not too much trouble.
>>> 
>>> Vermin ralph with a bag of things
>>Well ralph, what's in the bag? 
>>Do ladies have naughty bits? 
>>Where? 
>>when? how much? how long? at what price?
>>
> 
> Well then, it looks like you need a course in "How to Recognize Parts of
> the Body."  Come on over to my place and I'll instruct you personally...
> 
> Vermin wang Number seventeen...the larch

Gina says ( and I quote) "I'm a liittle tied up at the moment; why
don't you come to my place and teach me." (unquote.)
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: No head in a bag ...
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:10:18 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct16.041153.10992@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet makes a paid political announcement:
> 
>>In article <5524@balrog.ctron.com>, lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence) writes:
>>> There's still time! Hurry! Cast your vote for SAINT!
>>> VOTE FOR SAINT!!!!!! FOR PRESIDENT OF A.F.M-P.!!!!!
>>> He's got a wet spot on his leg!
> 
>>I'M TELLING YOU, RATBOY IS BETTER !!!!!!!!!! 
>>						i should know.
> ... but do you?
I wasn't paid well enough to release the details to answer that
question. Get in touch with my political campaign office, or try to
touch base with me soon. Please? ;)
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