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From: wallyt@cserver.plexus.com (Wally Thomson)
Subject: Re: practical jokes
Organization: Plexus Corp. -- Neenah Wisconsin
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 18:19:05 GMT

carrdavid@urvax.urich.edu writes:

>>>> I'm looking for a new and original practical joke to play on a roommate.
>>>> It has to be a really serious one.  Something along the lines of locking
>>>> him
>>>> in his room for a whole day, or something like that.  Does anybody have
>>>> any good ideas?

>I never actually got to try this one, but a freind of mine did and it worked
>great.  He waited until the victim and his girlfriend were in his room, late at
>night.  He covered the door with a layer of toilet paper and then sprayed
>shaving cream on the toilet paper.  He then turned off all the lights in the
>corridor, and pulled the fire alarm, yellin "fire!" soon after.  The victim and
>his SO, thinking that there really was something going on ran out the door and
>got coated in goop.  I've never seen them, but I understand that photos exist
>of the gloppy couple.

>DC

I heard of one where my wife went to school -

Two guys took their "friend" out on Friday night and got him bombed.
After he passed out in his room, they layed a wall of brick outside
his door.  By the time he woke up late Saturday, the wall was stable
enough that he needed outside help to get out of his room.
--
*                            *                                        *
*  Wally Thomson             *  Software is the difference            *
*  wallyt@cserver.plexus.com *  between hardware and reality.         *
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From: sschilli@nmsu.edu (Sandy Schilling)
Subject: Re: Funny Radio station name..........
Organization: New Mexico State University
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 17:13:41 GMT

In article <DH3sXB12w165w@netlink.cts.com>, tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry) writes:
> > =  >    I was scanning my car radio this weekend and came across a
> > =  >    radio station in the Bay Area called
> > =  >
> > =  >                           KLIT
> > 
> > What? You missed
> > 			KOME
> > Yes, they make *ALL* of the obvious correlations!
> > (e.g: "You've got KOME on your radio!")
> > 
> how about KALI?
> (For those who don't know, the wife of Shiva, god of destruction)
> (Famous Old Movie has guy going
> "Kill for the love of Killing!  Kill for the love of...
> KALI!)

In Truth of Consequences, New Mexico there's a station called KSNM, and
for the longest time it played that almost-but-not-quite-elevator-type
music.  Pain under another name... :)

--sandy
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Subject: Re: Wierd Names
From: pgut1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Peter Gutmann)
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 10:20:31 GMT
 <890091b.39.727543700@axe.acadiau.ca> <1993Jan21.165058.10434@ac.dal.ca> <1993Jan26.170058.12600@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
Organization: Computer Science Dept. University of Auckland

In <1993Jan26.170058.12600@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> bmcm@beech.lle.rochester.edu (Brian McMaster) writes:

>> >>>Could you handle Dr. Peter Groper... he's in the Vancouver phone book and he
>> >>>specializes in... (wait for it)... you got it... hand surgery!
>> >>>
>> >>In Chicago theres a Doctor Dachter (Doctor! Doctor!) MD and a 
>> >>Dr. Laff, DDS.
>> > 
>> >>Jonathon Brandmier of WLUP radio culled the phone book for funny names
>> >>and called up Mr. Harry Beavers, who was not amused.
>> > 
>> > 	In Halifax there are Drs. Precious and Lovely, who used to be office 
>> > partners!
>> 
>> 	Also in the suburbs of Halifax there is a Dr. Pein (pronounced 'Pain'!)_
>> He was my family doctor!

>	In Clearwater FL there is a dentist Dr Wunderlik (wonder lick) !

In Ingolstadt in Germany there's a dentist called Dr Lachnit (which is very
close to the german for "Don't laugh").  I imagine that's the last thing
you'd be doing at the dentists.
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From: cwelsh@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Craig Welsh  )
Subject: Re: Strange Place Names (English)
Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 04:56:17 GMT

>>Well, i was perusing the latest Europe map sent out
>>by National Geographic.  There's a town about 60km
>>south of Minsk in Belarus called.....Slutsk!
>>Others?
>	
>	How about Dildo, Newfoundland. 
>	Colon, Panama.

Actually, just go to a library and start looking up some of the place
names in Newfoundland. Dildo is perhaps the most infamous one, but there
are plenty of other ones. How about Upper Gullies for a start?

_craig
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< Stupid Things That You Will Never Hear Alex Trebec Say on Jeopardy >
< #7 - And at the end of first round, Mr. Smith, I'm sorry to say    >
<      that you have scored fuck all.                                >
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
 

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From: tjr0868@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Subject: Re: Fortunes for cookies wanted!
Reply-To: tjr0868@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 01:45:49 GMT

this was probably posted already but

"Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."

                                              -Spice
[coming soon: Noise Pollution]
From: e_p@unl.edu (edgar pearlstein)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Read this in case of fire.
Date: 23 Jan 1993 21:35:06 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska--Lincoln	
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: unlinfo.unl.edu


   Not now, you idiot.  IN CASE OF FIRE.



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From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Subject: The Twelve Days of Clinton --- Day 5
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 21:06:38 GMT


"On the fifth day of Clinton, he promised we will see
five folding wings of the Air Force.
Four balanced budgets,
three liberal judges,
two more million jobs,
and a tax cut for you and for me.

Author "Loose" Bruce Kerr, from the "Unofficial Summary of the
Rush Limbaugh Show" transcribed by John Switzer (jrs@netcom.com)

-- 
======== Boyd Johnson    nosc!spectra.com!johnson  San Diego, Ca. ========
From: txh6563@hertz.njit.edu (tyrone hill me)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: HGTTG PHONE MSG.
Date: 28 Jan 93 20:21:05 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1993Jan20.154136.14027@schbbs.mot.com> butchern@zeus.swindon.rtsg.mot.com (Neil Butcher) writes:
>So tell me, what colour is the sky on your planet?

I believe it's silver.  I have a friend who was telling me about this.  The
blue color of the sky is a reflection of the water, or is that the other way
around.  Anyway, he's a Chemist and I can trust his judgement.  I think that
it's silver.
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From: sas@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (s.a.sullivan)
Subject: Re: testing (cascade starting at TICKLES)
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 18:35:36 GMT

In article <Jan.28.12.25.23.1993.3894@pepper.rutgers.edu> gore@pepper.rutgers.edu (Bittu) writes:
>In article <C1JEH4.KLF@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu> wlambert@sioux.ucs.indiana.edu writes:
>
>* In article <25JAN199312433490@vill.edu> 187646370@vill.edu (TICKLES)  
>* writes:
>* * Just trying to see if this posts ok from here. 
>* It's flying..me, I play croquet and want root beer.
>I'm dying..Lee, bring me a tourniquet and stand clear.
>I'm free ,free, free,I've got a secret, I love you dear.....



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From: sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Subject: Re: Cascading
Summary: HAhahahahaaaa!
Keywords: I hope Sarah likes this! A show of our respect, no?
Organization: Gallaudet University English Department
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 17:32:30 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.032207.27771@pony.Ingres.COM>, garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM) writes:
> In article <1993Jan23.003302.61476@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TIMOTHY EUGENE BAKER)              writes...
>>In article <1993Jan22.181928.137763@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, cej0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (
>>CHARLES EDWARD JAMES) writes:
>>>In article <1993Jan21.105324.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu>, sarust@gallua.gallaudet.e
>>>u (Scott A. Rust) writes:
>>>>In article <29877@ursa.bear.com>, young@gummi.bear.com (Eric Youngblood) write
>>>>> Marc Siegel (smarc@mas.uucp) wrote:
>>>>> : splummer@abacus.bates.edu (Sarah Plummer) writes:
>>>>> : > Can I request all cascades that end up being started from test files or
>>>>> : > other things, be sent to alt.cascade?  I don't think they belong on
>>>>> : > rec.humor, because I don't find them funny.  I'm sure I am not the only
>>>>> : > one.  Please don't do it anymore.  Thank you.
>>>>> : Squeeze bone through it, Denny Moore. Skank you.
>>>>> Jeez, phone Kuwait, maybe war. Spank you.
>>>>Please, hook the bait, cold and poor, Wank you.
>>>Sneeze, eat the plate, maybe snore, Screw you.
>>>You're cascading some more? F^@k you.
> Consider it fate, and more. Yuk Fu.
You're screwing a whore? AHH-CHOOO!
From: Stuart Bray <sib@dsbc.icl.co.uk>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Uses for a ZX81
Keywords: ZX81
Date: 25 Jan 93 12:07:02 GMT
Organization: International Computers Limited

In article <1993Jan22.104552.1814@cbfsb.cb.att.com> cooper@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (Ralph 'Hairy' Moonen) writes:
>In article <C1903H.C2L@brunel.ac.uk>, Steve.Lake@brunel.ac.uk (Steve M Lake) writes:
>> Hi, I'm looking for some new uses for a ZX81. I've got a few, but i'm
>> sure that you lot can come up with much better ones.
>> 
>> The ones that I have are :
>> 
>> A doorstop
>> A Bootscraper
>> A Frisbee
>> A Cheese board
>> A Computer........NOT
>
>Use it to scare away any computer-type persons. 
>Spray paint it funny colors and call it art.
>Attach wheels to it, and make a little car for your kid.
>Mount it in your car to impress people with your on-board computer system.
>Put it in the Xmas tree as an ornament.
>
>ObZX8[01]Trivia: The first ads for them stated that 'it is powerfull enough
>to run a nuclear plant'. Errr right...
>
>--Ralph 

How about emptying out the useless bits and using the useful bit (the casing)
to hold your pens and pencils. I had a friend who did this at school and we
were all amused to find that it did have some use after all !

-- Stuart


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From: cs922177@ariel.yorku.ca (DANIEL T FARKAS)
Subject: Re: Practical Joke
Organization: York University, Toronto, Canada
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 16:26:28 GMT


Another great practical joke:  You challenge the victim to do the
following:  Take a broom, and hold it vertically with the broom part way
above your head.  Then turn around 20 times real fast (you can count by
how many times the ceiling goes around the brrom!)  He then has to put
the broom down on the floor, and jump over it.  It sounds real easy
before you start, but usually the guy puts it down, and jumps in the
wrong direction!  (Make sure there is a large clear space, sometimes the
victim goes flying!)  I once had 10 guys trying to do it.  For some
strange reason, one guy had no problem doing it every time.  That only
made the other guys keep trying, and keep making fools out of
themselves, diving to the floor on the SIDE of the broom.  Really great
party game!  Try it (see for yourself) and let me know.


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From: fret@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Jim Viner)
Subject: Re: Earthquake Songs
Keywords: music, earthquake
Organization: Department of Computer Science, Warwick University, England
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 09:33:32 GMT

Landslide : Oliva Newton John
Lookout Grandma, here comes an earthquake : Lawnmower Death
From: sknezevi@phakt.usc.edu (Steven John Knezevich)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Cool FAX stuff...
Date: 27 Jan 1993 22:37:48 -0800
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

Could someone e-mail me an FTP site of a cool place that I could downlaod 
images/pictures that are joke oriented....some cool stuff that I could FAX 
to friends and family.......slightly risque is cool too.....please e-mail me...
I never read this group...

Steve Knezevich

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
	"Make crosses from your lovers
	 Throw roses in the rain..."
			- Bruce Springsteen
-----------------S J Knezevich------------------knezevic@scf.usc.edu--------
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From: 00jlrushton@leo.bsuvc.bsu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Super Gross Joke! READ! RESPOND!
Date: 27 Jan 93 05:24:16 GMT
Organization: Ball State University, Muncie, In - Univ. Computing Svc's



Whats the fun in screwing a five year old....

Prettending she is four years old!

sick,
stmpi
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From: el8g@kelvin.seas.Virginia.EDU (ME)
Subject: Re: Bedroom Golf joke
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 01:39:31 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.162418.20220@cs.tcd.ie> htewari@cs.tcd.ie (Hitesh Tewari) writes:
>Hi,
>	Someone posted a joke about the official rules of bedroom golf a
>few days back. I seemed to have misplaced it, could someone email it to
>me please. Thanks in advance.
>
>Hitesh
Me too please ----  el8g@kelvin.seas.virginia.edu

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From: al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)
Subject: Re: waxwork clinton
Reply-To: al@escom.COM (Al Donaldson)
Organization: ESCOM Corp., Oakton VA (USA)
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 19:21:07 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.071255.19916@gibdo.engr.washington.edu> bobk@gibdo.engr.washington.edu (Bob) writes:
>  That is just his expression when he tries to look "presidential."
>  Check out this week's TIME magazine -- it's the same look.  He is
>  trying hard to look like John F. Kennedy, but he really looks like
>  he's got something shoved up his butt.

We're sorry to inform you that by Presidential Order the University of Washington
will be disconnected from the Internet within one week. :-)

Don't forget the Wrap-The-Forefinger-Around-The-Thumb-and-Point-With-
The-Knuckle gesture that looks so **Presidential** and won at least
one of the debates.

And that little Off-Center-Elvis-Sneer-Thing he does with his lower lip..

And have you noticed how TV commercials and magazine covers are
rolling out Models-That-Look-Like-Hillary?

I've got great expectations for Loose-Cannon-First-Brother Roger
for the next year..

Al
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From: fenton@scs.carleton.ca (Trevor Fenton)
Subject: Re: Strange Place Names (English)
Organization: School of Computer Science, Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 08:15:51 GMT

In article <C1AJ1x.CK9@news.ucs.mun.ca> cwelsh@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Craig Welsh  ) writes:
>>>Well, i was perusing the latest Europe map sent out
>>>by National Geographic.  There's a town about 60km
>>>south of Minsk in Belarus called.....Slutsk!
>>>Others?
>>	
>>	How about Dildo, Newfoundland. 
>>	Colon, Panama.
>
>Actually, just go to a library and start looking up some of the place
>names in Newfoundland. Dildo is perhaps the most infamous one, but there
>are plenty of other ones. How about Upper Gullies for a start?
>
>_craig
> 
>

 	How about Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming. Not many English-speaking visitors ever realise what this means. Apparently the Teton range was discovered by French explorers many a moon ago and they noticed a vague resemblance
between the mountains of the area and human breasts, so they named at least one
mountain "Grand Teton"... or 'Big Tit.'

trev
From: bbanerje@lark.utah.edu (None of Your Business !!)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Strange Place Names (English)
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:14:09 GMT
Organization: University of Utah

In article <mbrown.728074337@eugene> mbrown@convex.com (Mark Brown) writes:
>Arkansas has towns named:
>
> Hope  (funny if you hate Clinton because he's from there)
>
> Bald Knob
>
> Rotary Ann
>
> Toadsuck

  Missouri has a town named "Boss" near Salem.
From: clark@kiwi.gen.nz (Clark Mills)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Don't read this
Date: 25 Jan 93 11:22:34 GMT
Organization: Household UNIX, Auckland, New Zealand
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

fret@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Jim Viner) writes:
>In article <1jjoklINNchp@kralizec.zeta.org.au> awilson@kralizec.zeta.org.au (Alan Wilson) writes:
>>sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:
>>
>>>In article <1993Jan15.223131.13489@cerberus.ulaval.ca> jacques@lac_ivanhoe.grgl writes:
>>>>This is my first try.  I don't known how it work
>>>That's OK... you're not a jerk...
>>Not another cascade. I'm gonna perk.
>You that n I'll go berserk!
alt.cascade is the place to lurk!
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From: l.j.z. <ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu>
Subject: Re: Strange Place Names (English)
Originator: ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 02:16:24 GMT

sbc3@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SHAWN BRENDON CREWS) writes:

>In article <1993Jan26.100119.10176@iscsvax.uni.edu>, kraai4712@iscsvax.uni.edu w
>rites:
>>In article <45092@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU>, jmcd@cea.berkeley.edu (John McDonald) w
>rites:
>>>
>>> Well, i was perusing the latest Europe map sent out
>>> by National Geographic.  There's a town about 60km
>>> south of Minsk in Belarus called.....Slutsk!
>>>
>>> Or am i the only one that finds that funny...?
>>>
>>> Others?
>>>
>>
>>I live a few miles from Dike, Iowa ...
>>
>>--jim
>>
>I live near a whole collection of strange towns in Pennsylvania.  Here are a
>few:  Intercourse, Paradise, Mount Joy, Puseyville

Let us not forget the infamous French Lick, Indiana.


--L.


-- 
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From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: Ol' Presidential Nicknames FROM BEYOND.......
Keywords: Bill, Ol', drivel
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 04:10:36 GMT

metraton@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us writes:
>        It has long been an American tradition to give the President some 
>     kind of endearing nickname, usually prefaced by "Ol'", meaning old. 
>     For example:

>     With that in mind, it's time to pick a nickname For our new Top 
>     Banana, William whatever-his-middle-name-is Clinton. I propose:

William Jefferson Blythe Clinton

>                    *-------- Cap'n Bill --------*

What's wrong with Slick Willy?
-- 
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
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Subject: Re: Wierd Names
From: pgut1@cs.aukuni.ac.nz (Peter Gutmann)
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 10:24:31 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Computer Science Dept. University of Auckland

In <1993Jan26.170205.12514@tinton.ccur.com> venkat@tinton.ccur.com (Venkat Taramangalam) writes:

>Yesterday I came across this name while driving in NJ.

>Bob Shrank

>I wonder how tall he is (or he was).

I have a whole list of these..ones I can remember are:

Fred Burst (someone who worked on Amiga software development I think).
Dick Quax (NZ sportsman)
Paul Left (author - I nearly bought the book just for the name)
<someone> Bangs (can't remember the source).
From: marco@soda.berkeley.edu (Marco Nicosia)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Request: Computer Languages
Date: 26 Jan 1993 06:13:15 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley, CS Undergraduate Association
NNTP-Posting-Host: soda.berkeley.edu
Summary: Varation, LISP

In article <1700@sputnik.huxley.bitstream.com> glennc@bitstream.com writes:
) 
) LISP     Lots of Insipid Silly Parentheses

At Berkeley, we fondly call it: Lots of IRRITATING, STOOPID, Parentheses.
But then, it's better'n most other languages. (-8

) O`=='O   glennc@bitstream.com        / )   ( )
-- 

____________________From the console of:____________________
Marco E. Nicosia        marco@berkeley.edu
marco@soda.berkeley.edu University of California at Berkeley
From: JVDWIEL@KUBVX1.KUB.NL (Joost vd Wiel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: 25 Reasons why beer is better...
Date: 27 Jan 93 17:38:51 GMT
Organization: Tilburg University, The Netherlands
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

Hum... 25 reasons why beer is better than women. Maybe it has been posted 
once, but that was way *before* my time. Still, they are rather funny :-)
Respons is *offcourse* always welcome.

						Greetings, Joost
                      ------------------------------


--------------- 25 Good  Reasons Why BEER is better Than women ----------------

 
 1. You can enjoy beer all month long.
 
 2. Beer stains wash out.
 
 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
 
 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play
    baseball.
 
 5. When the beer goes flat, you toss it out.
 
 6. Beer is never late.
 
 7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
 
 8. Hangovers go away.
 
 9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
 
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
 
11. Beer never has a headache.
 
12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
 
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
 
14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
 
15. A beer always goes down easy.
 
16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
 
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
 
18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
 
19. Beer is always wet.
 
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
 
21. You can have a beer in public.
 
22. A beer doesn't care when you come.
 
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
 
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
 
25. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.


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--      	Student of Information Sceince
--		at the University of Tilburg, The Netherlands
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From: ssquier@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Sean Alan Squier)
Subject: Re: Stupid names
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 07:16:55 GMT

Two guys from a Cleveland High School Yearbook:

Lemonjello and Oranjello....they were/are brothers.



Sean Squier
(Future CEO - The Walt Disney Company)
ssquier@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
From: kc2@doc.ic.ac.uk (K Campbell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: re: as useful as
Followup-To: rec.humor
Date: 22 Jan 1993 16:40:18 -0000
Organization: Department of Computing, Imperial College, University of London, UK.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: oak25.doc.ic.ac.uk


In article <93022.102331SDW2@psuvm.psu.edu>, 
Scott Wilson <SDW2@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
|> >No, no, no, fellas.  As useful as tits on a man.
|> 
|> Or about as much use as the Pope's balls.

A blonde girl's G-spot?
-- 
        |   Kenny Campbell         ______     If at first you don't    |
        |   Imperial College       \    /     succeed, failure might   |
        |   London                  \  /      be your style.           |
        |   kc2@doc.ic.ac.uk         \/                 Quentin Crisp  |
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mike@is.morgan.com (Michael Lewis)
Subject: Top 10 list
Organization: Morgan Stanley - IS
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:51:18 GMT


Top 10 reasons why Bill and Hillary Clinton quickly went from ball to ball last night:

10) They they were draft-dodger reunion parties.
9) Worried about what Chelsea's doing at the MTV ball.
8) Ran out of beer in the limo.
7) Because Hillary said so.
6) Just to show the world he can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants to now.
   (The "I'm president now" syndrome)
5) They actually wanted to stay at the Arkansas ball all night, but were thrown out after
   the crowd heard Bill's saxophone playing.
4) Bill thought he was campaigning again.
3) Because Hillary kept spotting Gennifer Flowers every crowd.
2) Only a 3-drink limit at each ball.
1) Bill didn't want to inhale in public.

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