HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gsl@mlb.dmt.csiro.au (Geoff Lamb)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: The TCWF
Keywords: shit
Date: 9 Oct 92 06:37:02 GMT
Organization: CSIRO Division of Manufacturing Technology, Melbourne, Australia

In article <582@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au>, s315959@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Dan "Sam" Miles) writes:
> So who read the new Toxic Custard Workshop File?
> 
> Thinking that it may have been improved dues to DB being
> inspired by recent criticism, I read this literary tar-pit
> in its' entirety.
> 
> It was DREADFUL!!!
> 
> Devoid totally of any material that could be found to be
> even remotely humourous.
> 
> An example (paraphrased):
> 
> My mate saw this guy that bends spoons and was miffed by this
> so he pulled out a tea spoon and bent it with his bare hands.
> 
> 

Q: What is the difference between a TCWF and a Dan "Sam" Miles posting?

A: At least one person found TCWF funny! Which is the whole point of aus.jokes.

I thought the spoon bit was funny! Don't read the articles if you don't like them. Why complain, you can tell what they are just by reading the heading.

At least he is trying to be funny, unlike you he actually is posting jokes to aus.jokes. So keep the discussion crap off and just post jokes!! (I know this is discussion crap too but I am going to post an ObJoke and you can just read that bit if you want.)

ObJoke:

Q: What have toilet bowls, kitchens and clitoruses (sp?) got in common?



A: Males can never find any of them.

Geoff Lamb (in a flameing good mood!)

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Internet: gsl@mlb.dmt.csiro.au                  
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: stuarta@syd.dms.CSIRO.AU (Stuart Andrews)
Subject: Re: Hercules, the giant dog that's eating New Zealand
Organization: CSIRO Division of Mathematics and Statistics, Australia
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 05:38:52 GMT

> Is this going to start a new run of sheep jokes?

What, like N.Zers F**k their sheep up against cliffs because they push back
harder?

No, but Club Veg (Sydney 2MMM FM) this morning related (article, para 9) "the army went to kill Hercules". The reason that the Army isn't going straight back in is that, as men that look, smell, and act like sheep, Elle Macpherson has hired the team as models to release a new range of her underwear in NZ

G
From: s342063@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Black Adder
Date: 9 Oct 92 13:59:16 GMT

Some funny quotes from Black Adder last night :

-"we are in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a
  sticky bun !"

-"a good a disguise as a giraffe wearing dark glasses trying to get into a 
  'polar bears only' golf club"

-"I would rather have my tongue beaten wafer-thin with a steak tenderiser and
  then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop"

-"he would look as silly as a man standing in the middle of a lake with a
  wooden duck on his head"

-"about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there is
  a gas bill attached to it."

-"about as funny as a vegetable that has grown into a rude and amusing shape"

Kezzle.
From: s305072@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Mark Anderson)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Lone Ranger
Date: 8 Oct 92 06:14:19 GMT
Organization: Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through the wide open
west when The Lone Ranger sees indians on the horizen all around them.

He then says to Tonto " Tonto , we're surrounded !"

Tonto replies "Whats this 'we' PALEFACE "

hands.
From: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au (Shadow.,,,)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: NZ, Sheep, Ferrets
Date: 14 Oct 92 04:25:09 GMT
Reply-To: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au
Distribution: aus
Originator: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au

From article <1bdl91INNq6s@golem.wcc.govt.nz>, by meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz:
> In article <1992Oct9.151203.9314@latcs1.lat.oz.au>, chessum@latcs2.lat.oz.au (Simon P. Chessum) writes:
> 
>> Yet another sheep joke deleted, boy you guys show orginality?
> 
> What does an Australian Male and a Kangaroo have in common?
> 
> They both keep their hands in their pockets.
> 
> 
> Red

So, why do they call you red? Are you a blue cattle dog or something??
From: bromage@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Andrew Bromage)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: How many surrealists does it take to change a light globe ?
Date: 8 Oct 92 03:19:04 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia

cwalsh@laurel.ocs.mq.edu.au (Craig Walsh) writes:

>>>How many surrealists does it take to change the light globe ?

[Various answers deleted]

>Yet another answer.

>Two. Brian Hooper and Tony Pola.

>Craig Walsh.

That's three :-)

Andrew Bromage
From: tetragon@werple.apana.org.au (Gavan McCormack)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Vic Labour politicians.
Date: 9 Oct 92 15:59:13 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: werple public-access UNIX, Melbourne
NNTP-Posting-Host: werple.apana.org.au

Well, heres one for ppl who know a bit about Vic, Aus politics or about
`The Simpsons.'

Heard on TripleM FM Melbourne tonight.

[Extra stuff.....] ...and defeated Labour Minister David White will be
retiring to become the boss of the neuclear power plant that Homer
Simpson works at.

Or something to that effect.
I found this quite funny anyway. If you've seen David White and 
C. Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons then you will know what I mean! :)

G. McCormack.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Racist joke
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 01:10:48 GMT

Lyn Cashmere (lyndac@education.canberra.edu.au) wrote:
: 
: Background (true):
: 
: About 2 weeks a body of a Chinese male was found at the Belconnen rubbish
: tip.  A front end loader had been over the body a few times and the police
: had trouble identifying it.
: 
: Joke that did the rounds of the police stations -
: 
: Person No. 1  -  You know the body that was found at the tip the other day,
:                  it wasn't really a body it was a lobster.
: 
: Person No. 2  -  What do you mean a lobster?
: 
: Person No. 1  -  You know a lobster, a crustacean (crushed asian).

Continuing the seafood jokes, was he wearing a leatherjacket?
Did he have big mussels? I bet they missed him on the building site, he
was supposed to be working on the barramundi.

(Apologies at Macca)

Cheers
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From: ben@mlb.dmt.csiro.au (Ben Simons)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: NEW LIGHTBULB JOKE (?)
Summary: Hairdressers this time.
Date: 14 Oct 92 06:48:00 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: CSIRO Division of Manufacturing Technology, Melbourne, Australia


 Q: How may hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 A: Around three; That is one to change it,
    and all the other to scream in delight:
    "Ohhh! yes! That looks FAAABULOUS!!!"


ben.

PS: Hey people - please keep the (boring) discussions out of this newsgroup.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: leeSJ@elec.uq.oz.au (Simon Lee)
Subject: The Late Show vs Fast Forward
Organization: Prentice Centre, University of Queensland
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 03:58:03 GMT


Hi all,

Well Fast Forward is back on the Seven Network,
and to be honest, it doesn't look as if it's 
improved at all even after it's recent break.

IMHO, Rob, Santo, Tony and Tom knew what they were doing
when they decided not to join the Fast Forward
crew, and went into radio instead.
The Late Show pisses on Fast Forward from a great 
height.

BTW, are the D-Gen team still on MMM in Melbourne?
Being in Brisbane, we don't get them at all.

Comments welcome.

Simon.
--
leeSJ@s1.elec.uq.oz.au

"You're a dedicated follower of fascism."
		--Billy Bragg,
From: s890412@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Christopher John Diffey)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Jennifer Kyte Poster
Date: 16 Oct 92 11:02:53 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au

voros@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au (Joe Voros) writes:

>11442204@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (DAVID HSU) writes:
>> I don't know if you guys have seen this huge poster, but I've seen it a few 
>> times around in Melbourne.  

>[etc]

>There used to be one with "Nobody Knows Melbourne like Seven" to go with
>the horrible jingle.  Certain rumours circulated about Jennifer Keyte,
>Johnny Diesel and a champagne bottle. On one of these that I saw, some
>bright spark put a grimace on her face and changed the graphic to read

>"Nobody Knows Jenny like Johnny."


 I had seen a poster near RMIT of jennifer keyte and someone had written
 "how many stiches?" on it, until now I had no idea what it meant
 so what are the details of this incident? like when was this?

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From: s870694@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Alfred Porziella)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Things us wogs never do / Late Show...
Date: 10 Oct 92 07:24:11 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au


This was seen on the Late Show on the ABC last week as part 
of a sketch performed by Santo Cilauro.
--

                Things us wogs never do

I don't eat curry, I don't eat jam. I don't drink cider, and I 
don't like Spam. I've never tasted Vegemite, tinned spaghetti 
or Activite.

I don't go camping in a Combi van, I've got heaps of uncles, 
but none called Stan.

My father doesn't play no golf, when I was small I hated 
Rolf.

I've never joined a protest march, my garden is devoid of 
grass. I've got a zipper on my shoe, sidewalk surfing no can 
do.

I don't believe in Fletcher Jones, credit cards or tasteful 
homes. My furniture's not made of pine and what the hell is 
Leibfrawine.

I don't read books by Maxy Walker, I can't say words like 
struth or corker.

I won't stick braces on my kids or tell them that the 
wrestling's rigged.

Quiet weddings, cricket matches, bungy jumping, elbow 
patches, health farms, antiques, pride of erin, girls called 
Sharon, songs by Dylan.

Carwash, mouthwash, acting
college, boy scouts, your shout, eating porridge.

These are things us wogs never do....

Oh.... we also don't like watching channel two.

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From: RWG@buc.edu.au (Rod Griffin)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Computer Crap
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:47:39 GMT
Organization: Ballarat University College
NNTP-Posting-Host: 141.132.8.8

Will all you dickheads who wank around with IBM and Macintosh jokes please 
piss off.
It is getting VERY BORING!!!
Roy Rogers
Doesn't everyone?
Rod Griffin                                "I hate Illinois Nazis"
Finance Section                             - Blues Brothers
Ballarat University College
Gear Ave
Mt Helen
Victoria 
Australia 3350
From: sietsma@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Jocelyn Sietsma Penington)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Keating/recession
Date: 11 Oct 92 23:32:57 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia

Did anyone hear Denton on Wendy Harmer's program on RN on Friday?

"Keating this week reminds me of that poem of A.A.Milne:
	Yesterday upon the stair
	I met a recession that wasn't there.
	It wasn't there again today -
	I wish that recession would go away! "

Jocelyn
From: s904440@yallara.cs.rmit.OZ.AU (Nick )
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: WANTED: 21st B'day jokes/pranks/ideas etc.
Date: 7 Oct 92 02:48:31 GMT
Distribution: aus.jokes



Was wondering if anyone had some good ideas for 21st birthdays. Any ideas
at all would be appretiated - whether it be for themes, speeches ( for the
birthday person - the person I had in mind is male), pranks, jokes etc.
If you have been to any really good 21st parties - please tell me about 
them. I have been to quite a few lately, but dont seem to remember much
about them due to my state at the time ;)
	Oh well, thanks in advance,


Nick 
s904440@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: june.pongratz@geol.utas.edu.au
Subject: Re: Bad-taste Elle joke
Organization: University of Tasmania
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 22:22:29 GMT

In article <nick.719110171@parma> nick@cs.uwa.oz.au (Nick Lewins) writes:
>Did you hear about Elle McPherson getting her first role in a movie?
>It was filmed in Adelaide and is called "White Men _Can_ Jump"!
>
>Nick.
>
Sequel: I've been to Elle and back.!
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: THE COCKY (a joke)
From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:25:01 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University
Keywords: Unk 

WARNING: This is a stupid joke that really belows in alt.stupidity , but
I'll post it anyway.



  There was this cockatoo that served in WWII. He was a message carrier
who got his legs blowen off. After the war, he managed to get the job
for at this Hotel. To stand up and become *mobil*, he used his dick to
do so.
  One particular day, the hotel Manager had to go to the bank to see the
bank manager. He left the Cocky in charge of running the place (as he
always did). Just as he was leaving he said to the cocky "Ok mate,
if anyone comes in, get them a room and give me the gritty grits later..ok".
the cocky acknowledged. So off he goes.


  About 1/2 an hour later, his couple walks in, asks for a room, signs for
it, goes up stairs, goes into the room, undresses, and then closes the door.


   A few hours later, the manager came back. He queried the cocky for the
days activites.


MANAGER: "Well cocky what happened"

COCKY  : "A man and a women came in..."

MANAGER: "Then what happened, then what happened"

COCKY  : "They ordered a room and went up stairs..."

MANAGER: "then what happened, then what happened"

COCKY  : "they then went into the room and undressed..."

MANAGER: "then what happened, then what happened"

COCKY  : "then they closed the door."

MANAGER: "then what happened?"

>>>>COCKY  : "don't know.....I cracked a fat and fell off my perch."<<<<<


  *scream* HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHA *laugh*



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From: u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling)
Subject: A joke, not related to computers at all
Summary: don't read this
Keywords: joke
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 11:31:43 GMT

   

              ==>>  CAUTION, SICK HUMOUR ALERT  <<==


A British fighter pilot was shot down over France in 1944.  He baled out and
parachuted to earth, but was captured by the Nazis and sent to a prison camp
in Germany.

A week later, while building a fence in the camp, a pole fell on him and
chopped off his left foot.  He requested that it be sent back to his family
in Britain for burial, and the German officer in charge of the camp arranged
for it to be done.

The next week, while he was digging a ditch in the camp, his right foot was
accidentally cut off with a spade.  He requested that it too be sent back to
his family, and the officer in charge arranged for it to be done.

The next week, while building a railway, he slipped under a train and,
tragically, his left leg was also cut off.  He again requested that the
limb be sent to his loved ones in Britain, but was told it would be
impossible.

"Why can't you send it as you have done with the others?" he asked.

The officer replied: "Ve zink zat you are tryink to escape!!"

.....


Well that's a very old joke but it made me laugh...

--------------------- Richard.  u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au ---------------------
"The rooster stared back at me, his power and confidence almost overwhelming.
Down below, a female paused warily at the coop's entrance. I kept the camera
running. They were beautiful, these 'Chickens in the mist'."  -  Gary Larson
From: 2120788@hydra.maths.unsw.EDU.AU
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Contemptible Sexist Jokes
Keywords: contemptible, really bad, disgusting
Date: 15 Oct 92 01:18:23 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: school of Mathematics UNSW

In article <9945@kralizec.zeta.org.au> stevep@kralizec.zeta.org.au (Stephen Powell) writes:
>stuarta@syd.dms.CSIRO.AU (Stuart Andrews) writes:
>
>>What is better than sex with a sixteen year old?
>>Nothing
CONTEMPTIBLE PERVERT JOKES
Q.What's better than two sixteen year old girls?.

A.Sixteen two year old girls.
>
>When I was told this one it involved a dead baby.
>
>
>
>What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck
>full of bowling balls?
>
>You can't empty a truck full of bowling bowls with a pitch fork!
>-- 
>
>Stephen Powell
>stevep@kralizec.zeta.org.au
>-- 
>
>Stephen Powell
>stevep@kralizec.zeta.org.au
From: jpotter@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au (Jonathan Potter)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: The TCWF
Keywords: shit
Date: 8 Oct 92 01:01:32 GMT
Organization: Information Technology Division, The University of Adelaide, AUSTRALIA
NNTP-Posting-Host: sirius.itd.adelaide.edu.au

In article <582@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au> s315959@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Dan "Sam" Miles) writes:
>So who read the new Toxic Custard Workshop File?
>
>Thinking that it may have been improved dues to DB being
>inspired by recent criticism, I read this literary tar-pit
>in its' entirety.
>
>It was DREADFUL!!!
>[other drivel deleted]

Hey dork, if you don't like it, DON'T READ IT !!!

Jon
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From: cwalsh@laurel.ocs.mq.edu.au (Craig Walsh)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: How many surrealists does it take to change a light globe ?
Date: 7 Oct 92 06:05:44 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Macquarie University, Australia.

In article <u906451.718431381@bruny> u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au (Damien Saunders) writes:
>s342063@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au writes:
>
>>To Brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au :
>
>>And yet another version of this joke.....slight difference to yours :
>
>>How many surrealists does it take to change the light globe ?
>
>>Two, one to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bath with brightly
>>coloured bicycles.
>Another answer:
>Two, one to set fire to the giraffe and the other to fill the bath with 
>bright blue mechanical pieces.
>--
>Damien Saunders (Gunnar Njalsson SCA) Email:u906451@bruny.cc.utas.edu.au

Yet another answer.

Two. Brian Hooper and Tony Pola.

Craig Walsh.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT)
Subject: Re: Hercules, the giant dog that's eating New Zealand
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 01:20:04 GMT

>
> Even the New Zealand Army dressed up as sheep failed to fool it.
>
> For months a crack team of army snipers dressed in sheepskins roamed the
> countryside, living in sheep pens and smelling like sheep, but caught only
> glimpses of the beast, nicknamed Hercules, through their high-technology
> night scopes.

The main reason for their slow progress in the hunt for Hercules is that 
large number of New Zealand farmers converge on the troops, obviously 
mistaking them for sheep, and abduct them.  When the missing members of the 
squad are finally returned, they are emotionally shaken and refuse to talk 
about their experiences.  They seem to be unharmed, though all are plagued 
with chronic constipation.

>
> The dog, said to be pony-sized and with paws the size of dinner plates...
>

Hey I think that's my dog.  The last thing I told him was "Now Killer, don't 
touch those dinner plates there in the sun, I'm using them to mix some 
glue."  The next thing I knew, the dog was gone, along with my plates!  And 
all I heard was this clank-clank-clank-clack, and then it faded away....

>
>Is it really true that the NZ army dresses as sheep?

Not any more!!  :-)

>Is it really true that they smell like sheep?

After spending so much time being so close to them, I wouldn't be surprised 
in the slightest.

Nathan.
From: voros@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au (Joe Voros)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Jennifer Kyte Poster
Date: 15 Oct 92 13:25:28 +1000
Organization: Physics Dept, Monash Uni, Melbourne, Australia.

11442204@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (DAVID HSU) writes:
> I don't know if you guys have seen this huge poster, but I've seen it a few 
> times around in Melbourne.  

[etc]

There used to be one with "Nobody Knows Melbourne like Seven" to go with
the horrible jingle.  Certain rumours circulated about Jennifer Keyte,
Johnny Diesel and a champagne bottle. On one of these that I saw, some
bright spark put a grimace on her face and changed the graphic to read

"Nobody Knows Jenny like Johnny."

-- 
Joe Voros
Department of Physics, Monash University, Clayton, VIC, 3168, Australia.
voros@physics.monash.edu.au
Quantum Mechanics is God's way of telling you to mind your P_i's and Q_j's.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: bob@pta.pyramid.com.au (Robert Vernon)
Subject: Re: Bad-taste Elle joke
Organization: Pyramid Technology Corporation, Sydney
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 22:33:11 GMT

In article <nick.719110171@parma> nick@cs.uwa.oz.au (Nick Lewins) writes:
>Did you hear about Elle McPherson getting her first role in a movie?
>It was filmed in Adelaide and is called "White Men _Can_ Jump"!

After what happened at her last public appearance, Elle has decided to
stop modelling her underwear.

She is now going to introduce a new fashion line of jumpers.


Bob V!
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: asni@ecr.mu.oz.au (Astria_Nicole PRICE)
Subject: Some really sad jokes ....
Keywords: But they're my favourite, and I even made some up meself!
Organization: Computer Science, University of Melbourne, Australia
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 08:35:46 GMT

Q. Why was six sad?

A. 'Cos 7 8 9.


Q. Did you hear the joke about the dog that sat down to gnaw a bone?

A. When it got up it only had three legs.


Q. If roses are red, violets are blue, and buttercups are yellow, what
   colour are hiccups?

A. Burple!


And now for an original .....

Q. Why was the multimeter running for it's life?

A. Because it was being chased by a Killer Ohm.


Q. What was the multimeter screaming out as it ran away?

A. "Help Help! I Current get away from this reVolting monster!!


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