From: clay@cs.utk.edu (Clay P. Breshears)
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Subject: Smoky Mounatin - 25 OCT 1992
Date: 31 Dec 1992 20:08:31 GMT
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Smoky Mountain Wrestling Report - October 25, 1992
   
Bob Caudle and "Dirty" Dutch Mantell announcing from 
Sand Lick Elementary School, Haysi, Kentucky

* During Caudle's introductory remarks, Dutch holds up signs saying
  "Don't believe a word he says," "Believe me, I am right" and  "Yes,
  you may Worship Me!"
  
* Interview with Ricky Morton.  Rock and Roll Express have finally
  gotten their title match against the Heavenly Bodies.  However, Robert
  Gibson's mother has been in surgery and Gibson was visiting her in
  Florida.  Robert called from the airport before he left and should be
  here in time for the match, Morton reports.
  
* Fantastics (Bobby & Jackie Fulton)
           vs. 
  Mike Sampson & Paul Lee
  
  The Stud Stable (Robert Fuller & Jimmy Golden) are at announcer's 
  table during match.  They call the Fantastics losers and claim that 
  Smoky Mountain Wrestling is all fouled up since Stud Stable should be 
  wearing the Tag Team belts.  Fantastics get squash win with double-team 
  flip from top rope by Jackie pulled down by Bobby onto opponent.
  (Time: 1:55)
  
* Video review of Dirty White Boy being attacked by Tim Horner and the
  ensuing brawl all over the gymnasium floor from last week
  
  Interview with Dirty White Boy and his manager Ron Wright.  Everybody
  saw Tim Horner attack DWB.  DWB thinks Horner's wife is holding him
  back or he'd show up right now.  Horner comes out and chases Wright
  and DWB away.  Horner says DWB will pay his dues for the hanging and 
  the busted beer bottle over Horner's head.
  
* Taped comments from Tracy Smothers.  Mentions WCW by name and
  details how the corporate people were behind the heel turn and
  changing to the Young Pistols.  He vows to return to his Southern
  roots and will come into SMW as the Wild-eyed Southern Boy.
  
* Robbie Eagle vs. Killer Kyle (with Jim Cornette)
  
  Squash win for Kyle. (Time: 2:12)
  
* Ricky Morton updates us on Gibson's progress.  He has called to say
  he's landed and on his way to the arena.  Morton assures us he'll be
  here in time.
  
* "Down and Dirty with Dutch Mantell"  Guest: Commissioner Bob Armstrong.
  Armstrong reiterates that the Master may speak his piece if he calls
  off the bounty and stalkers.  Armstrong has not heard anything.
  Nightstalker comes out with Malachi, the Grim Reaper, with a present
  (flat, draped with a towel) for Brian Lee and an offer: if Lee wrestles 
  and defeats the Nightstalker next week, the Master will appear the 
  following week to face Brian.  Exit stalkers.  Armstrong says he may have 
  to go before the SMW Board of Directors to get approval.  Brian Lee comes 
  out and uncovers his present.  It is a tombstone with "Brian Lee
  1967-1992" on it.  Lee is mad.  He wants the Nightstalker next week.
  
* Ricky Morton reports to Caudle that Gibson might not make the match
  and wants to ask Bob Armstrong for a postponement to next week.  Bob
  says he'll authorize it.  Jim Cornette comes out and declares he's got
  the contract that Rock and Roll Express went to great lengths to get
  signed.  It's today or never, Cornette warns.  Armstrong says it will
  have to be today, then.
  
* Video review of Paul Orndorff delivering piledriver (illegal move in
  Smoky Mountain) to Danny Davis.  Davis is stretchered out of the ring
  groaning in pain.
  
  Interview with Ronnie Garvin (wearing the purloined robe of Orndorff)
  and Dixie Dy-no-mite.  Davis' family says he's doing okay with a neck
  brace.  Garvin feels responsible for Davis since Danny has been
  helping him in Smoky Mountain.  Garvin will make Orndorff pay.  Dixie
  vows he'll take it "to Paula" in their match today.
  
* Dixie Dy-no-mite vs. Paul Orndorff  (crowd chants "Paula")
  
  Orndorff (on house mike) swears to "stick" every one of Ronnie
  Garvin's friends until he gets his robe back.  DD dominates early, but
  Paul turns the tide after a minute.  Garvin comes down to the ring
  with Orndorff's robe and Orndorff chases him around the ring to be
  counted out for the loss.  (Time: 4:20)
  
* Ricky Morton says Robert Gibson has not arrived and he may now have
  to forfeit the match they worked so hard to get.  Jim Cornette (with
  Heavenly Bodies and Killer Kyle) comes out clucking like a chicken and 
  accuses Gibson of stiffing Morton like Ricky did to Robert a few years 
  ago.  Cornette has been waiting since 1984 to be in this situation.  
  Cornette says the only friend Ricky has is his dad in Nashville and 
  the only reason dad talks to Morton is because he's too drunk to realize 
  who Ricky is.  Morton has obviously had enough and slaps Cornette and 
  tells him and the Heavenly Bodies they'll not get away with insulting 
  his family without a fight.  Morton heads for the ring.  Heavenly Bodies 
  (Stan Lane & Tom Prichard) follow.
  
  Morton takes out both Lane and Prichard and keeps up against both for
  four and a half minutes until he is thrown out of the ring and
  Prichard rams him into the ring post.  Morton juices and Heavenly
  Bodies start to dish out the punishment.  Bodies pass up several easy
  pins just to continue the punishment that Cornette has been waiting a
  long time to give.  At the 7:30 mark, Robert Gibson arrives in street
  clothes and takes on both Heavenly Bodies and Jim Cornette.  Gibson
  gets Cornette in a corner and is attacked by the Heavenly Bodies and
  then triple-teamed.  Ricky recovers enough to whack Prichard with the
  discarded tennis racket.  Kyle enters to beat on Gibson while Bodies
  and Cornette take out Morton with the recovered racket.  Lane and
  Prichard stomp and mash Gibson's left hand as Killer Kyle keeps jobbers 
  out.  Faces finally arrive to make the save.
  


						clay
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