From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Original Enormous Sig File, Part 2/4
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:50:22 GMT


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The Original Enormous List of Signatures (Part 2/4)
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From: coxon@fl08-g.comm.mot.com (Jed Coxon)

Greetings, 

I have been collecting .sig for some time now.  I mostly prefer
.sigs w/graphics in them.  Sigs with quotes are nice, but they aren't as
pleasing to the eye.  So, here my collection.  I have included some my
personal sigs as well.


===============================================================================
MY PERSONAL SIG LIBRARY:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
===============================================================================

     o
       o
      o o
+-=-=-=-o-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
[     o                                    | Jed L. Coxon           }-=^;>    ]
[    \~~~/                                 | Motorola Inc.                    ]
[     \ /       PLEASE DON'T DRINK         | Land Mobile Products Sector      ]
[      V            AND POST               | Worldwide Radio Products Group   ]
[      |                                   | Fort Lauderdale, FL.             ]
[     ---                                  |                                  ]
[                                          | Internet:     coxon@mot.com      ]
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+


+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
[      "I've upped my standards,      | Jed L. Coxon    (Fusion Flamer) ]
[            SO UP YOURS!"            | Motorola Inc.                   ]
[=============+=======================+ Fort Lauderdale, FL.            ]
[ THIS SPACE  | _    /| Used cat needs| INET:  coxon@mot.com            ]
[ FOR RENT $$ | \`O.o'  loving home.  +-------+                         ]
[ DON'T WAIT! | =(___)= Drug trained. Minor   |~~~~~~}-=^;>~~~~~~~~~~~~~]
[ CALL TODAY! |    U    brain damage. CALL!!  | }=()         >%%%%%%@>  ]
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+


+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
[                            __!__    |                                 ]
[              \       /  ____(_)____ | Jed L. Coxon                    ]
[               \  _  /               | Motorola Inc.                   ]
[             ----/_\----             | Land Mobile Products Sector     ]
[ x--------------( . )--------------x | Worldwide Radio Products Group  ]
[       |    | |_|\_/|_| |    |       | Fort Lauderdale, FL.            ]
[       x    x           x    x       |                                 ]
[                                     | Internet:     coxon@mot.com     ]
[       RED LEADER! RED LEADER!       |                                 ]
[          CHECK YOUR SIX!!!          |                     }-=^;>      ]
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+


+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
[          \_____________/            |                                 ]
[          /\___________/\            | Jed L. Coxon                    ]    
[         / /\_________/\ \           | Motorola Inc.                   ]      
[        / / /\_______/\ \ \          | Land Mobile Products Sector     ]
[       / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \         | Worldwide Radio Products Group  ]
[______/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\________| Fort Lauderdale, FL.            ]
[      \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /        |                                 ]
[       \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /         |                                 ]
[        \ \ \/_______\/ / /          | Internet:  coxon@mot.com        ]
[         \ \/_________\/ /           |                                 ]
[          \/___________\/            |                     }-=^;>      ]
[          /             \            |                                 ]
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+


+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+
[.    +      .             .        .      *    |                              ]
[ ____________________   .    .   __    .    .  |Jed L. Coxon         }-=^;>   ]
[ \______NCC_1701_____|) .____.--"--"---._____  |Motorola Inc.                 ]
[             ||      /-----._________.----/    |Land Mobile Products Sector   ]
[  *  /=======||====/___/       "--"            |Worldwide Radio Products Group]
[   . \==\____________|(-      +         |   .  |Fort Lauderdale, FL.          ]
[   .        .            .        .    -*-     |                              ]
[         .     .             +          |    . |Internet:  coxon@mot.com      ]
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+


+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+
|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |                              |
|-----------------------------------------------|                      }-=^;>  |
| |   |M|       |M|          |M|       |M| |  | |Jed L. Coxon                  |
|-----|M|       _M|          |M_       |M| -----|Motorola, Inc.                |
|  |  |M|      /_)|()      ()|(_\      |M| | |  |Land Mobile Products Sector   |
|---------    (/_)|/        \|(_\)     |M| -----|Worldwide Radio Products Group|
| |   |  |    (/_)|          |(_\)     |M| |  | |Fort Lauderdale, FL.          |
|------------ (()M|          |M())     ---------|                              |
|  |  |  |  |   |M|  ~    ~  |M|       |  |  |  |Internet:  coxon@mot.com      |
|-------------- |M| (@)  (@) |M|    ------------|                              |
| |  |  |  |  | |M|          |M|    |   |  |  | |                              |
|---------------|M|          |M|----------------|  "I've upped my standards,   |
|  |  |  |  |   |M|          |M||  |  |  |  |  ||        SO UP YOURS!"         |
|-----------------------------------------------|                              |
|   |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  | |                              |
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+


                                     +--------  HEY!!!
                                     |          WHO PUT THIS PUBIC HAIR 
                                     |          ON MY SIG?!!
     o                         /~\   V
       o                       \  \     /~~~\     
      o o                       \~/~~~~/     \/  
+-=-=-=-o-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=/=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
[     o                          \         | Jed L. Coxon           }-=^;>    ]
[    \~~~/                       /         | Motorola Inc.                    ]
[     \ /       PLEASE DON'T DRI|K         | Land Mobile Products Sector      ]
[      V            AND POST     \         | Worldwide Radio Products Group   ]
[      |                                   | Fort Lauderdale, FL.             ]
[     ---                                  |                                  ]
[                                          | Internet:     coxon@mot.com      ]
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+



===============================================================================
SIGS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
===============================================================================


      -----------------------------------. -----------------------------------
  .--/__|_|__Marshall_Lev_Dermer__|_|____| | UW-Milwaukee/Milwaukee, WI 53201|
  /.  . |-|   Moshe Ben Menasha   |.|  | | |    dermer@convex.csd.uwm.edu    |
 /   ___|-|_Dept. of Psychology __|_|__|_| |_________________________________|
/___/<_>==<_>\-----------------/<_>==<_>- =  <_>=<_>                 <_>=<_>



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________________\            /______________________________________________
\                \ Mitchell ///                                            /__
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  \ zeus.tamu.edu  \ Todd ///  your lousy tort feasors to yourself       ////
   \________________\    ///____________________________________________////
      \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  ///////////////////////////////////////////////////
                      \/\///
                         \/


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In the Sierra Foothills /    / \/    \/ \             - Crazy People  
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                   'U`    "Have you hugged your wolf today?"


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\/ato                                                               /'\  /`\
Ian Dickinson                 TED KALDIS FOR PRESIDENT!            /^^^\/^^^\
vato@warwick.ac.uk                                                /TWIN/TEATS\
@c=GB@o=University of Warwick@ou=Computing Services@cn=Ian Dickinson  /       \

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{:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-(
Michael Rivero rivero@dev8a.mdcbbs MY EX-WIFE TOOK MY SIG IN THE DIVORCE!
{:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-( {:-(


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|  Nope, sorry. One's your lot." | Computer Science Dept.   | /\/   \/ |
|   - Basil Fawlty               | sandy@garfield.cs.mun.ca | |||||||| |
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greg \_\\\/ hoss.unl.edu    point, who gets people to let them do it to them."



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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
\    _________________________          \                                     \
/    !                       !          /  This is my .signature.             /
\    !  Hart & Opus in '92   !          \  You are reading netnews            \
/ ___!_______________________!____      /  This is my .signature on netnews.  /
\(________________________________)     \                                     \
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\        ! !           ! !              \                                     \
/        ! !     !     ! !              /  "Who *needs* a VM account!"        /
\        ! !  0 / \0_  ! !              \  "Who would *want* a VM account?"   \
/        \  \/       \/  /              /                                     /
\         ! /         \ !               \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
/        / /           \ \              /                                     /
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\          /   !   !   \                \   doesn't mean I have no values!"   \
/         /  __!   !__  \               /                                     /
\        /  !  \\_//  !  \              \  "IBM.  You can buy better,         \
/       /   ! \_!-!_/ !   \             /         but you can't pay more."    /
\      !  / ! / !_! \ ! \  !            \                                     \
/                                       /                                     /
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\




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/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/


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 Sarn Wongtangswad               | I came.	         ~ ~
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-------------------------------------------------------UUU--UUU-

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-- 
			 	   ______	
                                  /      \
Marc G. Boffardi                 | o    o |         BOFFARDI@acsu.buffalo.edu
-------------------------OOO-----+--/  \--+-----OOO--------------------------

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"Yeh, Buddy..            | lcunning@nmsu.edu (Larry Cunningham) |  _~~_
 I've got your COMPUTER! | % Physical Science Laboratory        | (O)(-)
 Right HERE!!"           | New Mexico State University          |  /..\ 
 (computer THIS!)        | Las Cruces, New Mexico, USA 88003    |   <> 
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From: mack@devnull.mpd.tandem.com (Gregg Mack)

  Here is my .signature!


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    ___ ___     _______   __      __    _  _____    _______  __    __
   /  //  //|  |__   __| /  \    |  \  | ||  __ \  |  _____||  \  /  |
  /  //  // |     | |   / /\ \   |   \ | || |  \ \ | |___   |   \/   |
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       | ||/
       | |            C    O    M    P    U    T    E    R    S
       | /
       |/                    mack@devnull.mpd.tandem.com

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  (*)/ (*)         (*)/ (*)         (*)/ (*)         (*)/ (*)         (*)/ (*)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons! -- The Simpsons
Just say NO to police searches and seizures.  Make them use force.
(not responsible for bodily harm resulting from following above advice)

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From: mack@devnull.mpd.tandem.com (Gregg Mack)

Sam,
  Here are some signatures that I have collected over the last few months!

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"if you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes" -- edmund wilson
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* Philip C. Cox          |  L.L.N.L.                                  *
* E-Mail: pcc@s1.gov     |  P.O. Box 808 L-270                        *
* VOICE: (415) 423-8316  |  Livermore, CA 94550                       *
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*                     Quote of the week :                             *
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* "Diamonds are chunks of coal that stuck to their job."              *
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Bruce H. McIntosh                                         __        __
bhm@cis.ufl.edu                               __o       /n g\     /n  \
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____11th Horse Farm Hundred - 10/27/91!_____()/ ()____/D     r\_/v     d\__/
                                                                  
"Worthy is the Lamb, who was slain, to receive power and        
 wealth and wisdom and strength and glory and praise!"  - Rev 5:12

*** eight (bits) is enough - long live cp/m (cavemen programming/micros!) ***
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            Night divides the day,
            Try to run, try to hide,
            Break on through to the other side! " 
                                        --The Doors
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  Allen Louie -and sometimes- MANTIS      al6702@albnyvms.bitnet
                                          al6702@csc.albany.edu 
   -Rollerblader and Mountain Biker Extraordinaire (?)               
                         (road-weenie too :)                             
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I have "Bungee Fever" and there is only one cure.... BOING....

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|  / _) __        *  __ /      b11!batman!mab     \   expressed are totally |
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Mark Nowak  :-)                /\_/\    | "The best defense is a strong
Chicago, IL                   / o o \   |  offense, and I intend to start
(SWM, 24, 5'11" seeking SF)   \ >"< /   |  offending right now."
INTERNET: markn@mot.com        =====    |          -- Capt. James T. Kirk
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  John Steczkowski                                 stecz@hotwheel.dell.com
     Dell Computer Corp., 9505 Arboretum Blvd., Austin, Texas, 78759
-          "It is better to go into a corner slow and come out fast,           -
-      than to go into a corner fast and come out dead."  Stirling Moss        -
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-- 
Lindsey Durway, a guy.  durway@rtp.dg.com or ..!mcnc!rti!dg-rtp!durway
"When the tweedle beetles battle with their paddles in a bottle full of
water on a noodle-eating poodle, it's a tweedle beetle noodle poodle
water bottle paddle battle."  -- Fox in Sox, Dr. Seuss
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Please contact Brian Bloom at 338-4755 or e-mail to brianb@natinst.com

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  / /\ ./_/   \ \ \/_/_\_\/     \ \ \/_// / |  / /      ^^    ^^
  \ \/ |_|     \ \_\ /_/\        \ \_\ /_/ /|_/ /     Br!an Bloom
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Sidenote:  I wrote Br!an a while ago, and he said he'd compose a .sig for
anyone for $5.00.  Good deal!


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 Right HERE!!"           | New Mexico State University          |  /..\ 
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Do NOT use the term FAT around me. I'm not FAT! I'm gravitationally challenged.
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