Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
From: stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger)
Date: 8 Apr 92 15:04:14 +1300
Organization: University of Otago, Dunedin, New Zealand

In article <2544@dozo.and.nl>, jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
> In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr5203054@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
> |In article <2528@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
> |.In article <43903@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
> |.|]|]|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
> |.|]|]|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
> |.|]|]|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
> |.|]|]|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
> |.|]|]|}>|Dougger aka So What??
> |.|]|]|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
> |.|]|]|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
> |.|]|]|Jester aka this looks like fun
> |.|]|]Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
> |.|]|Jester aka lets vote on it
> |.|]Jos aka I Would Vote `Yes' If They Include The Following Disclaimer:
> |.|Jester aka so would I
> |.Jos aka Ok, It's A Deal Then ... What Was The Disclaimer Again ????
> |Dan aka :
> Jos aka Quite Nice! But It Isn't Complete Yet ... (See Below)
> 
> |		        \  O
> |________________________\/________________________________________
> |			 /\
> |		        /  O
> |Point 1
> 
> |	o  I like to snip small holes in my undershorts.
> 
> 	O  And stick spinach in my left sock
> 
> |	o  My nose is never larger than .107 meters from side to side
> 
> 	O  Except when it's glued above my right ear.
> 
> |Point 2
> 
> |	o  Jos is not my idol, but rather, my hero
> 
> 	O  And I hereby solemnly declare that he does not, I repeat, 
> 	   does *not* look like a sliced up herring (with onions)
> 
> |	o  I really wish I could ramble on about toad droppings
> |	   without repeating myself over and over again
> 
> 	O  And I never want to unplug my nostrils again. I love those
> 	   corks.
> 
> |	o  I don't think my knees are to big, do you?
> 
> 	O  And the same counts for my nose.
> 
> |	o  Pardon me?  I didn't hear you.
> 
> 	O  Say that again?
> 
> |Subpoint A
> 
> |	o  Where *is* Bimini?  I've got a summer home there
> 
> 	O  Is there a bus stop in ZanZoobar?
> 
> |	o  I hope noone minds that I've borrowed their razor and used
> |	   to scrape scales off the tub.  I'll just put it back and
> |	   mebbe they won't notice.
> 
> 	O  And please do kill me if I smell like burned condoms again.
> 
> |Sub-subpoint Alpha
> 
> |	o  If you didn't like what I said in my message, I give you
> |	   full legal right to feed me to your pet aunt Martha.
> 
> 	O  But please take care of the smelly remnants of my pet
> 	   hippopotamus Ethel. And BTW watch out for her explosive diarrhea.
> 
> |Sub-sub-subpoint Aleph
> 
> |	o  What do the little 'o's mean?
> 
> 	O  And while we're on the subject: What's the middle name of
> 	   the great Tibetan Dalai Lama's rabbit?
> 
> |	o  I envy all aka members 'cuz they are so much like whatever
> |	   they are and I really wish I could be like that too
> 
> 	O  But I'm far too stupid to be an eloquent imbecile like they are!
> 
> |Sub-Subpoint Beta
> 
> |	o  I hope you like my knees.  I really don't think that they
> |	   are big.
> 
> 	O  And please accept my nose as a token of my gratefulness.
> 
> |Point 3
> 
> |	o  I give everyone the right to do anythin they feel is
> |	   necessary to me and my person, including, but not limited
> |	   too: killing, maiming, burning, vapourizing, eating,
> |	   scratching, throwing, watching, melting, tanning, swimming,
> |	   rubbing, flying, goosing, robbing, ribbing, electrocuting,
> |	   melting again, building, rushing, electing, flushing, or
> |	   smelling.
> 
> 	O  Add: galvanizing, inflating, frying, operating, digesting,
> 	   selling, abhorring, aborting, burying, buttering, zonking,
> 	   vulcanizing, pampering, or mangling.
> 
> |	o  I defy you to come up with one palpable thing that is wrong
> |	   with my knees, apart from there being three of them.
> 
> 	O  Except when they're glued to my nose too.
> 
> |Thats the all of it.  Sign here  ___________________________
> 
> Well, not quite, leave some nasal mucus here -------> _____________

And dandruff! You can't forget the dandruff!!
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Just sprinkle a bit here ------>       _   _ _   _ _  _  _ _   _
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> 
> |------------------------VOOMPA VOOMPA VOOMPA VOOMPA-------------------
>                          NYARGH NYARGH NYARGH NYARGH
                           AGGLEY AGGLEY AGGLEY AGGLEY

Nigel who is attempting to gargle with dandruff <cough> <choke> <thud>
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Nigel Stanger,                  Internet: stanger@otago.ac.nz
University of Otago,            Phone: +64 3 479-8179
Dunedin, NEW ZEALAND.           Fax:   +64 3 479-8311
There's nothing like a good message, and this WAS nothing like a good message!