From: ap.2338@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Soggy Oregon male seeks female
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Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 16:26:42 GMT
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Hi!  I am a 28-year-old SWM looking for a female in Oregon for
friendship with the possibility of a long term relationship later on.

For the benefit of those new to the net a 8^) is a sideways smiley face
There are many of them floating around in this mother of all personals.
8^)  There's another one!

Anyway, I guess I'll start with a description of myself.  I have 2 arms,
2 legs, and 2 noses.  8^) Actually, I am considered to be quite
handsome.  In fact, many women I have dated have told me,

  "Okay!  Okay!  You're handsome!  Nooowww will you let me out 
  of the car?"  8^)

My physical characteristics are:  6ft tall, tan, slim, slightly
muscular, green eyes, dark wavy hair (corporate cut), long legs, and a
great smile...well...at least dogs don't growl when I smile.  8^)  see?

I am kind and sweet.  I prefer to laugh and learn from my mistakes
rather than dwell on them (I seem to be laughing a lot lately 8^) ).  I
don't drink, smoke, do drugs, do religon, or do any other self-
destructive mind-altering activities 8^).  I also don't have aids or any
other sexually transmitted diseases (you actually have to have sex to
get those 8^) ).

I received my masters in electrical engineering in 1986.  Currently I
work as an integrated circuit designer at a large electronics firm in
Oregon.  Yea, it's a dweeby profession, but at least I enjoy it far more
than my last job...a goatherder.  8^)

I have far more interests than I have time.  I like sports of all kinds
(indoors/outdoors, individual/team), personal fitness, outdoor
photography, hiking, traveling, reading, movies, eating out, learning,
music, country dancing, animals, comedy, art, and chocolate.  Sometimes,
I even go out and engage in these activities rather than just lying
around and watching them on TV.  8^)

What I'm looking for is a woman who is breathing.  Does this sound too
desperate?  8^) Some must characteristics are:  athletic, intelligent,
non-druggy, non-smoker, a good sense of humor, and animal lover (I have
a dog...not that she's my lover...she's just a pet...er...uh...oh never
mind 8^) ).  Age and race really don't matter as long as we share the
same interests and you know what you want out of life.  Also, as long as
you feel good about the way you look that's fine with me.  Oh yea, it
would be really nice if you live in Oregon or near by.  I don't want to
sound picky or anything, but if any of the following apply to you please
don't bother writing.

1.  Like making pet rabbit stew, fur and all.

2.  Have been convicted of murder more than twice (I don't want to 
    narrow down the field too much 8^) ).

3.  Think castration is an appropriate form of punishment for any
    offense.

4.  Ted Bundy got a restraining order because YOU were stalking HIM.

5.  Have Property of Hell's Angels tatooed anywhere on your body. 

6.  Your last boy friend vowed to kill the next guy who comes near you.

7.  Cannibalism.

8.  Have seen Fatal Attraction more than 20 times.

9.  Favorite pet names are Black Widow or Praying Mantis.

10. Must have an ice pick in bed in order to make love.

Thank you for reading this far.  Please write and tell me about
yourself.

Have a good day!

Jeff
ap.2338@cupid.sai.com

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