HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: BofA and UW can now support discrimination against blacks and Jews
Date: 28 Aug 92 20:35:27 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
Originator: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu

In article <BtpFu6.Lxs@acsu.buffalo.edu> omhoward@acsu.buffalo.edu (The God-Bitch Emperor of Snuggle Bunnies) writes:
>
>******** ___________________________  All expressed opinions are mine unless
> * bi * | omhoward@acsu.buffalo.edu |  otherwise noted..  (UB wouldn't have
>  ****  | V117MG7B@acsu.buffalo.edu |   any opinions (besides popular ones)
>   **    ---------------------------     anyway..)
>Smurf these codes:
>         *S8/3 b g+(+) l+(-) y/ z(-) n+ o+(+) x(+) a+ u(+) v(+) j+(+)*
>                     *B0 f w cd g++! k(+) s- h- r p*
>Good quote follows:
>   "I believe that homophobia is equivalent to racism.  Prejudicial violence
>     towards gays and lesbians is as irrational as hostility towards African
>     Americans.  A bigot is a bigot."     		-L.S. Welch 

Well, I think this one speaks for itself.

C Squared    |      Smurfette this .sig
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mgfrank@avernus.com (Marc G. Frank)
Subject: Re: DRIVING X/C, LAW ENFORCEMENT FREQ'S/INFO NEEDED
Organization: Maryland Appreciation Society
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 05:48:05 GMT

In article <992Aug25.7204.9699@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:

>--
>Generic Signature:
>Marshal Perlman - Huntington Beach - California - USA - Earth - Milky Way
>yaW ykliM - htraE - ASU - ainrofilaC - hcaeB notgnitnuH - namlreP lahsraM
>:erutangiS cireneG

Why?  ?yhW

--
Marc G. Frank           The most interesting thing about King Charles I is
mgfrank@avernus.com     that he was 5'6" tall at the start of his reign,
                        but only 4'8" tall at the end of it. -- Monty Python
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: me@dude.pcs.com (Michael Elbel)
Subject: Re: WC2 and DR DOS 6: ARGH!
Organization: PCS Computer Systeme GmbH
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 13:47:11 GMT

In <1992Aug24.144553.19494@sbcs.sunysb.edu> neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers) writes:

>In rec.games.misc and others, jdz1@Ra.MsState.Edu (John D. Zitterkopf) signs:
>>
>>--
>> ____________   _------_  |||IBM & |      EE majors Do it Best 8-)
>>  --------\\ ] ~-______-~ |||Atari |~~~~~~~~~John D. Zitterkopf~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>     (~~~~~\\|_(__ ~~    / | \Rules!jdz1@ra.MsState.edu  jdz1@MsState.bitnet
>>      \______| (        /  |  \    |AOL: zitt@aol.com  jdz1@isis.MsState.edu 

>A nasty rendition of the enterprise, but the romulan ship is even worse.
>I'm not an RPG'er, but I imagine that the "IBM & Atari Rules" are some
>variant on the basic Star Trek game?

You've forgotten that "Zitterkopf" means "Shiver Head" in english.
With your head shivering you'd probably drawn an even worse enterprise.
Btw. see, how nicely his name is represented by the ~~~s around it.
--
Michael Elbel                |  No, I haven't lost my brain!
PCS GmbH, Muenchen, Germany  |  I just forgot it in the
   me@dude.pcs.com           |  rush this morning.
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Motor Mount Replacement (1979)
Date: 28 Aug 92 20:42:58 GMT
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California

In rec.autos.vw (an old a.f.w. favorite, for you new readers),
burden_d@oass.enet.dec.com () writes:
>
>--
>Dave Burden                                      ______--------___
>Digital Equip Corp - Alpharetta, GA             /|             / |
>                                     o___________|_\__________/__|
>burden_d@oass.enet.dec.com          ]|___     |   |=  ||  =|___  |"
>                                    //   \\   |   |___||_///   \\|"
>                                    |  X  |\-------------/|  X  |\"
>                                     \___/ 1924 Studebaker \___/
>					Special 6 Touring Car


ON TOUR, 1992--THE 1924 STUDEBAKER SPECIAL!  At finer sports arenas everywhere.
Booker T. and the MG's will open.

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
Thank you, Earl Grey
From: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Dean Engelhardt)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: ** NORTON'S DESKTOP FOR WINDOWS!! **
Date: 26 Aug 92 02:24:40 GMT
Reply-To: dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia.

In article <1992Aug25.043734.25995@lugb.latrobe.edu.au>, 
           CSC9017984R@LUST2.LATROBE.EDU.AU (M.C. Freddy!!) ensures his place in
           the mighty geeksig hall of shame with this astounding piece of fluff:
|> 
|> /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/  ///  /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|> \ |\/| /\             /// My AMIGA can emulate Anything !!                   /
|> / |  || Freddy !! \\\///            CSC9017984R@LUST1.LATROBE.EDU.AU         \
|> \ |  |.\/.         \///   %CHRIS-G-MILES, My name's Chris nice to meet you!! /
|> /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|>           You're only young once but you can be immature forever...


 I have no doubt that his Amiga can emulate Anything ... I hear it's
particularly good at real-time emulation of continental drift (...ok well almost
real-time).

 Anyway computer-flames aside, this .sig has almost every element of the
archetypical GeekSig [TM]: the eyeball wrenching border interrupted to allow
for an even bigger Amiga Check, a really stupid alias rendered in a truly
BUAF, three occurances of extraneous exclamation marks, an obviously
undergraduate login id, and a totally pointless attempt to convince anyone that
Amigas are useful for anything beyond game playing.

 But the real give away is the unattributed Rush quote at the bottom (I believe
it was from their popular hit "Something for all you Nothings" on the triple 
pyrite album "5150").


 It's altogether .. erm ... interesting to meet you too Freddy ... now go
and crawl into a hole somewhere and die.

Dean.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dean Engelhardt          | "She that knows why knows wherefor."
dean@cs.adelaide.edu.au  |     -- Jim Snell, 'Meaningless Proverbs'
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mgfrank@avernus.com (Marc G. Frank)
Subject: Re: MTB newsgroup,  lottsa interest !!
Organization: Maryland Appreciation Society
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 18:30:30 GMT

In news.groups, afsidbb@cidsv07.Berkeley.EDU (Douglas Bender) writes:
[entire post included]
>
> I'm all for a rec.bicycles.mtb  news group. Since the recent split of rec.bicycles
>I would like a single group where all MTB related postings can be read.
>
>Douglas
>-- 
>       ______________________________________________________________
>      /_____________________________________________________________/\
>      \  "You're never alone with a schizophrenic ! " - Ian Hunter  \ \
>       \_____________________________________________________________\/
>   _______________________ \________\_\________________________________
>  /  Douglas Bender      /\/  ___  /  Canadian Meteorological Center  /\
> /  Programmer/Analyst  / /  /\_/ /  dbender@cmc.aes.doe.ca _________/ /\
>/______________________/ /  / // /  (54) 42-4649  _______/\ _______\///
>\______________________\/  / // /__________________/\______\/        ///
>/______________________/__/ //__\                  \/_______________///
>\_________________________\/ \______________________________________\/

Seems to have a little problem with wordwrap.  As for the barphic, I
give up. I thought perhaps it would be a bit clearer if I stepped back a
bit.  I stepped back clear over to the other side of the apartment and
it didn't help.  My grandfather thinks it might be a bus.  I don't see
that at all.  Perhaps it could be used as a Rorschach .sig.

--
Marc G. Frank        mgfrank@avernus.com        "Hey, you never know."
                                                  -- NYS Lotto slogan
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: urf@icl.se (Urban F)
Subject: Re: Moving to Finland
Organization: None. On USENET I speak only for myself.
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 1992 17:59:01 GMT

In soc.culture.nordic, t35123n@taltta.hut.fi (Jeesus) signs:

> t{ss{p{ sitten se piste siknature
> .....  .   ..... . .....   .   . :...: ..... .     .   .  .   . ... 
>   :   ...  :...: : :   :    . .  :   : :...: :     :   :  ::. : :  :
>   :  .   . :     : :...:     .   :...: :  :  :.... :...:  : ::: :..:

And I don't read Finnish either, so I don't know what he says
about his .sig, if that's what he says something about.
-- 
 Urban Fredriksson urf@icl.se (Or: n.g.u.fredriksson.swe2001@oasis.icl.co.uk)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Subject: <signature>
Summary: Hats off, everyone!
	CfV: alt.hats.stupid
Originator: guckes@medusa
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 21:51:31 GMT


 References: <1992Aug30.025218.28385@newshost.unh.edu>
llk@kepler.unh.edu (Local Genius) signs:

>lk(with the man in the yellow hat)              /\   /\
>                                               /  \_/  \ 
>%(%)(%)(%)(%)(%)(%)(%)(%)(%)                  /         \
>%      llk@unh.edu         %                 /           \
>%    llk@anchor.unh.edu    %             \__              __/ 
>%  FAX : (603) 862 - 4096  %  I take one day at a time but lately, several
>%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%  have attacked me all at once...
>

If your news reader does not support viewing of important header lines -
read the header !
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Body Count: "Cop Killer" removed from album
Date: 1 Sep 92 09:39:26 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.rap,alt.music.alternative,rec.music.funky, 
<YeZPku_00awUI5GlI1@andrew.cmu.edu> ej0i+@andrew.cmu.edu (Eric Scott Jefferson) writes:

>It's always nice to hear from intelligent people with a three word
>vocabulary! I look forward to many hours of stimulating debate with you
>in the future!
>	
	
[I just had to leave those words of wisdom from the guy whose .sig looks like
this:]

>*******************************************************************************
>******
>"I got something to say, I killed your baby today and it doesn't matter
>much to me as long as it's dead
>I got something to say. I raped your mother today and it doesn't matter
>much to me as long as she spread" -- The Misfits
>"They're out ta get me. They won't catch me. 'Cause I'm innocent." --
>Guns N' Roses
>*******************************************************************************
>******

De gustibus, I guess!

--jm
                  -=<*meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu*>=-
       The older woman flirts with a self-controlled awareness
        which can make her assaults much more deadly than the
             blind rushes of the young.  -- Iris Murdoch
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: changing indentation thingees
Date: 3 Sep 92 02:39:49 GMT
	<RATINOX.92Aug31120037@splinter.coe.northeastern.edu>
	<BRADM.92Sep1164621@anchor.anchor.ems.cdc.com>
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
In-reply-to: bradm@anchor.anchor.ems.cdc.com's message of 1 Sep 92 16:46:21 GMT

In article <BRADM.92Sep1164621@anchor.anchor.ems.cdc.com> bradm@anchor.anchor.ems.cdc.com (Brad Miller) writes:

>--
>Brad Miller                             bradm@ems.cdc.com
>Empros Systems International            (612) 553-4886
>2300 Berkshire Lane N.
>Plymouth, MN  55441
>-----------------------
>... Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer,
>my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental.  Any
>resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic.
>The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold
>them is left as an exercise for the reader.  The question of the
>existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god
>coefficient.  (A discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism
>is beyond the scope of this article.)
>
>
>
>--
>Brad Miller                             bradm@ems.cdc.com
>Empros Systems International            (612) 553-4886
>2300 Berkshire Lane N.
>Plymouth, MN  55441
>-----------------------
>... Any resemblance between the above views and those of my employer,
>my terminal, or the view out my window are purely coincidental.  Any
>resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic.
>The question of the existence of views in the absence of anyone to hold
>them is left as an exercise for the reader.  The question of the
>existence of the reader is left as an exercise for the second god
>coefficient.  (A discussion of non-orthogonal, non-integral polytheism
>is beyond the scope of this article.)

The question of the intelligence of the author is left for those
interested in contemplating the bleeding obvious. (A discussion of the
defenestration of the author is not beyond the realm of possibility).

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 30 Aug 92 11:15:29 GMT
Organization: Canon Research Centre Europe Ltd

In talk.bizarre,rec.humor,rec.arts.startrek.current,
bantolph@carina.unm.edu (Bard's are the Best) signs with bonus whitespace:
|
|############################################################################
|
||\/| |\ |\  |\ /| |\ |\ |  | /|\ |\ |   |\ /| |\  |\/ |\  |\ |\ |\
||/\| |\ |\\*| X | |\ |\\| \|* |  |\ |/  | V |*|\\ |\/ | \*|\ |  |
||  | |  ||| |/ \| |  | \|  |\ |  |  | \ |   | ||| |   | | |  |  | -Gandalf
|
|###########################################################################
|
|	
|	

Behold and prostrate yourself before the mighty power of the RuneMeister!
It taketh a brave man to warlord one who posesses the age old ArcaneAscii
skill to exhibit familiarity with LameFantasyTypeMaterial and hence
geekiness. I doth feareth greatly that the AsciiMagician himself will
unleash his wrath in my direction and castest a ReallyIckyEvilSpell upon
me. Verily I doth quake in my boots in awe of such sheer sorcery. This
cannot be the work of mortal man... it can only be the work of... [awed
silence]... FANTASY-GEEK-WITH-KEYBOARD!

Tx. [hubble bubble]
--
check my header - "when the time runs out... when the money runs out..."
Organization: Freshman, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 12:26:53 -0400 
From: Mark Beirne Lively <ml5a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Confuscious says... (the final one)

entire post included

>Confucius says: Illegal instruction - core dumped.
>
>--
> Michael Riepe                         <riepe@ifwm11.ifw.uni-hannover.de>
>
>     IIII  FFFFFFFF  WWWW           WWWW             Univerit"at Hannover
>    IIII  FFFF       WWWW   WWW   WWWW    Institut f"ur Fertigungstechnik
>   IIII  FFFFFFF     WWWW WWWWW WWWW       und spanende Werkzeugmaschinen
>  IIII  FFFF         WWWWWW WWWWWW                   Schlosswender Str. 5
> IIII  FFFF          WWWW   WWWW              W-3000 Hannover 1 (Germany)
>--
> So long, and thanks for all the fish...

	FOund it on Rec.humor.  thats almost cheating but this cried out
warlord me! Looks like a 5:1 sig to post ratio.  a Buaf.  I think thats
a snailmail address only 73 collumns buit a whopping 10 lines.  Call it
an 8.

Society for Noseless Smilies :)
Bear aka the Lord High Rulebender aka (ml5a@andrew.cmu.edu)
From: llama@tramp.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Story about Kibo
Date: 23 Aug 92 21:47:55 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4

rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen) writes:

: Oh yeah, I'm working on a new signature - any comments on this draft?
:
: [sig from hell deleted]

you really should be ashamed of yourself. you have 34 columns by 67 lines
of perfectly good whitespace in the bottom right, and not a single cheesy 
quote or barphic. have you no standards?

--
sine nomine      | "hey, you're going the wrong way!"
debbie martinson | "world's round, right? i'll get there." - radio ad
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Wednesday, 26 Aug 1992 17:00:17 CDT
From: John Schulien <U21187@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: ASCII Pics

:                                     ___
:                                    /\-\\
:                                   |   \|\\
:                                   |     \-\\
:                                   |       \|\\
:    _______                        |         \-\\
:  /______ / \             /~~/|    |           \|\\
: |   ___  \  |           |~~| |   /~\            \-\\
: |  |/~~)  |/    /~~~~/\ | || |   \_/              \|\\___
: |  `~~~  / \  /~~~~~\ /||/ |/\                 ___ /\-\`/|
: |  |~|\  \ /||  /~\  | |||/`/|               /____|~~~~| |
: |  | | |  | ||  \_/  |/ | \ \_%_% __\ /__   |CRANE HIRE|/
: |__|/  |__|/  \_____/   |_|_/___/ %  %/  %  `~O~~~~~O~O'
:                        .Sig under Destruction

Aaah. Much better.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@vipunen.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: WayOut for Windows...  Where?
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology
Date: 29 Aug 92 19:38:53

aspoon@ee.ualberta.ca (Alvin Poon) writes:
>-- 
>_____\ Computer Engineering  \_____________________/  Alvin Poon /___________
>\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\ /'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/
> >      University of Alberta          X        aspoon@ee.UALBERTA.CA      <
>/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/'/ \`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\`\

Looks like the icebox in my fridge. I always wondered what it was with
these Canadians, but it must be cold there too.

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers)
Subject: Re: Series videos and Twin Peaks Fanclubs...
Organization: The University of Leeds, School of Computer Studies
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 20:55:21 GMT

In alt.tv.twin-peaks and others, rmichl@iiic.ethz.ch (Robert Michl) signs:
>Let's rock! 		 Robert Michl
>
>		(rmichl@iiic.ethz.ch)
>
>*****************************************************************
>->My mother's name is Margaret (like the log Lady)
>->My brother's called Dennis (remember Denise Bryson?)
>->We're Twins
>->I'm BOB
>->and my sister - guess what ? - Laura!
>Well, the last names have been changed to protect the innocent...
>*****************************************************************

Hey, and I've just noticed another SPOOKY coincidence.
We have our very own Margaret `log lady' Meach, Special Agent bigdale Cooper.
Mika is just the Finnish version of Mike. I'm sure a Bobby has been warlorded
at some point, and I remember an article posted from LELAND.stanford.edu
not too far back.  SPT's sig, Twin Peaks?

[cue haunting music]

-neilb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers)
Subject: Re: Error bar plotting and drawing in xrpism2, Khoros2.0 ?
Organization: The University of Leeds, School of Computer Studies
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 1992 14:42:29 GMT

In comp.soft-sys.khoros, taoc@troi.cc.rochester.edu (Tao Chen) signs:
>
>  			  ________/     ____/
>    o  			     /        /                          o
>    O ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   /        /     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O
>   _|_ 			 __/        _____/                      _|_
> (_____) ---== Tao Chen ==---          e-mail:                (_____)
> (_ T _)   Dept. of Physics      taoc@troi.cc.rochester.edu   (_ C _)
> (_____) University of Rochester       phones:                (_____)
>  (___)   Rochester, NY 14627   (716)-473-7778(h),275-7738(o)  (___)
>    | =============UNIVERSITY---of---ROCHESTER================== |
>    O                                                            O
>--
>
>  			  ________/     ____/
>    o  			     /        /                          o
>    O ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   /        /     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O

Here we see Nik `Sig Squasher' Silver in action.  He has just grasped the
offending sig firmly with a hand on either end, and is about to apply the
massive compating force for which he is famed.  Subsequent pictures in the
sequence have been censored for the squeamish.  If you want to see all the
action you'll have to hire the video, on general release 15th September.

-neilb
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: iisakkil@vipunen.hut.fi (Mika Iisakkila)
Subject: Re: Roland Scc-1
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology
	<1992Aug28.034339.1500@midway.uchicago.edu>
	<1992Aug28.034812.1797@midway.uchicago.edu>
	<EBU.92Aug28101006@vipunen.hut.fi>
Date: 29 Aug 92 19:28:03

ebu@vipunen.hut.fi (Erik Bunn) writes:
>--
>____----_____ _______ ____ ___ __ _  _   _    _     _      _          _
>__-__--__-___
>_-__-_____-__  Erik.Bunn@hut.fi      (358-0) 455-1041 20:00 - 10:00
>_-__-_____-__  ebu@vipunen.hut.fi    (1-206) 638-1002 summers
>__-__--__-___  ebu@niksula.cs.hut.fi
>____----_____ _______ ____ ___ __ _  _   _    _     _      _          _

>Goto, n.:
>	A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers
>to complain about unstructured programmers.
>		-- Ray Simard

A Deathstar! And a bloody fortune in the end, no less (I know; I've
seen it change).

--
Segmented Memory Helps Structure Software
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Rush & Ayn Rand - HELP PLEASE
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 16:22:23 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.music.rush article <1992Aug27.033259.9667@pony.Ingres.COM>, 
ack@Ingres.COM (David Ackerman) writes:
>
>      +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+
>     /  David Ackerman               |  ack@ingres.com                 \
>    |   Network Administrator        |  (510) 748-2637     (voice)      |
>    |   Ingres                       |  (510) 748-2688     (FAX)        |
>    |   1080 Marina Village Parkway  |  "No escape, no place to hide... |
>     \  Alameda, CA 94501            |  here where IP and OSI collide" /
>      +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-+

I guess the group should have clued me in. I mean, anyone who has a username
that's a Bill D. Cat phrase or saying is really heading...somewhere. The
borders are truly neato. Really. Best of all I like Dave's little poem
in the corner. But Davey, it don't scan. For those UK readers, a quick aside:
The frigging advert for Vitalite is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, saturates and
polyunsaturates DO (I'll repeat that for the mentally subnormal and
advertising execs) DO rhyme. They DO NOT scan. The song DOES NOT SCAN. It
DOES RHYME. How fucking stupid can you get? Grrrr....

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: urf@icl.se (Urban F)
Subject: Re: Crossing Accidents...
Organization: None. On USENET I speak only for myself.
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 07:25:28 GMT

rl@ferris.cray.com (Randy Lambertus) signs:

>Randy Lambertus               Cray Research, Region 4            rl@uk.cray.com
>*******************************************************************************
>   \                            ___________________
>  \ \  ___>--__________________/_#######_|_#######_\__________________--<___
> = = }(___________________S__U__S__Q__U__E__H__A__N__N__A___________________)
>  / / ||O|  ___    ____    ____    ____     ____    ____    ____    ___  |O||
>   /  || | |___|  |____|  |____|  |____|   |____|  |____|  |____|  |___| | ||
>      ||_|______________________________M 1______________________________|_||
>      ||_|_______/=====\___________________________________/=====\_______|_||
>     /|__|       (o)=(o)        |_______| |_______|        (o)=(o)       |__|\
>===============================================================================
>]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**[]**
>*******************************************************************************

Awfully tiny wheels, that don't even reach the rails, don't you think?
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