From: amy@lloyd.Camex.COM (Amy Lindsay)
Subject: B&B: A Pale Imitation of Jim's Updates
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Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 19:22:30 EST

In article <1992Dec17.192232.7727@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> jgacker@news.gsfc.nasa.gov (James G. Acker) writes:
>
>	Ridge probably didn't even blink!  She'd have to use a
>telephone pole.

Actually I thought Ron Moss did a better job than usual in that scene.  He
went from looking totally clueless to looking slightly LESS than totally
clueless.

Today (Thursday) Taylor told Brooke that she is convinced that Brooke
WASN'T acting when she was being cool to Ridge, Clueless One that he is
(and even if she was, it doesn't matter since they are "closer than they
have ever been.") Then the Clueless One came into the room, just as Brooke
was going to break it to Taylor that she was right all along. (I think.)

Obviously, Taylor has "caught" the Clueless One's clueless condition (it
turns out that there is an epidemic of cluelessness in LA.) She invites
Brooke to have dinner with her and Mr Clueless so they can all be totally
clueless together.  The Clueless One looks uncomfortable.  Brooke
eventually declines thereby proving herself less than totally clueless
(must be because she spent all that time in Europe and was able to detox a
bit...)

Meanwhile, Karen arranges a "Night Thorne Will Never Forget."  She and Macy
have words (earlier in the week Macy broke the news to Karen that, while
she may have moved out, she had not given up!)

Anyway, during this discussion, Macy finds out that Karen is a 27 year old
virgin (like she hasn't all but taken out a full page ad in the Wall Street
Journal...)  She probably also found out other things, but I had to
fast-forward because I found myself looking for things to throw at the TV
and we have all these glass christmas ornaments lying around.

Why on earth do people on soaps actually ANSWER questions like this when
people they don't like ask them?

Thorne isn't dealing well with the Karen thing, but old Clueless tells him
he'd better not work late because Karen is planning a "Night Thorne Will
Never Forget."  Thus proving it must be something in the water (or else
it's genetic) because Thorne is possibly more clueless than Ridge.

(BTW, Mr Clueless knows about the "Night Thorne Will Never Forget" because
earlier in the week Karen, in the middle of telling the Clueless One she
was still a virgin, asked him for suggestions on how to make it a "night
Thorne will never forget."  the Clueless One suggests a Christmas theme.
Which she eventually carries out with a vengeance...)

Obviously, Karen believes anything worth doing is worth overdoing...

Oh yeah, and Macy calls Thorne.  It was a strange call, but it ended with
Thorne thinking that Macy was seeing what's-his-name (from before I started
watching B&B.)  You know, I used to actually LIKE Thorne, but now I kind of
think he and Karen deserve each other...

>	Actually, I'm in negotiations right now with the B&B producers
>to be Macy's new love interest.  I haven't offered them enough
>money yet, but we're still talking.

Aren't you, like, getting married in, like, the near future?

>	Or even Hill-ary.  Sounds very First Ladyish, too.

My room-mate, Peg is holding out for "Savannah."

Get your VCR back, Jim.  Peg offered to send the tape, but I haven't been
able to bring myself to watch this week's Y&R (which is also on there) yet.
However, I'm willing to forgo Y&R if you get back to Real Updates...

				  --amy
				  (slightly clueless in Boston...)
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