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From: tmarvan@sdcc3.ucsd.edu (Thomas Marvan)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.australian
Subject: Bullocks/bollocks
Date: 28 Dec 92 02:08:05 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego




I've been here in San Diego for over a year now and I'm not sure if
my mind is deceiving me, but isn't the word bullocks/bollocks an
Australian lang expression for testicles.  Someone with a Macquarie
dictionary might be able to help me....




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"Two men say they're jesus, one of them must be wrong," M. Knopfler
From: rscholef@iti.org (THESAURUS)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.australian
Subject: Re: The end of Fitzroy???
Date: 20 Dec 1992 22:12:04 GMT
Organization: The University of Adelaide
NNTP-Posting-Host: adelphi.itd.adelaide.edu.au

leanne@DIALix.oz.au (Leanne Archer) writes:


>  Hello all,

>        Just heard that Fitzroy may be closing. Any more news?????
> 
Collingwood wish to amalgamate with Fitzroy, so long as  the new team is
called Collingwood, wears black and white stripes, and is the Magpies.
Good one guys!
I just wish the Adelaide Crows could do same thing with some other club, as
then they would get a whole lot of good players for nothing. I mean, in 5 years
time who is going to remember that Collingwood is really Fitzroy-Collingwood.
This is just a blatant attempt by Collingwood to secure the Fitzroy players
before any other team has a chance to do so.
From: ewebber@access.digex.com (Eric Sean Webber)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.misc
Subject: SUPERBOWL 91 REDSKINS
Date: 2 Jan 1993 21:31:16 GMT
Organization: DIVERSIFIED ETC. P.O. BOX 952 Greenbelt, MD 20770 USA
NNTP-Posting-Host: access.digex.com
Keywords: SUPERBOWL 91 REDSKINS !!!


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From: caeser@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Robert Michael Trotter)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.misc
Subject: AFFL: SuperBowl Results
Date: 29 Dec 1992 19:43:35 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4



	Well the SuperBowl is over and.....

	CONGRATULATIONS TO THE MILWAUKEE MISSILES

	1992 AFFL SUBERBOWL CHAMPIONS



	Milwaukee 17 Seattle 9
	OFF MI 39 SE 40
	DEF MI 31 SE 22


	Milwaukee Missiles		Seattle Chinook

	QB D. Marino	MIA	 7pts	QB S. Young	SF	 8pts
	RB L. White	HOU	 9pts	RB K. Mack	CLE	 3pts
	RB R. Cobb	TB	 1pts	WR A. Rison	ATL	13pts
	RB H. Green	CIN	 4pts	WR A. Reed	BUF	 4pts
	WR J. Lofton	BUF	 8pts	WR F. Barnett	PHI	 2pts
	WR M. Duper	MIA	 4pts	WR E. Givins	HOU	 4pts
	K  S. Christie	BUF	 3pts	K  N. Lowery	KC	 6pts
	OFF Minnesota		 3pts	OFF San Francisco	 0pts
	DEF Philadelphia	31pts	DEF San Diego		22pts

	Milwaukee with a strong defensive effort defeated favored 
	Seattle in the 1st AFFL SuperBowl. Milwaukee struggled 
	on offense, led by Lorenzo White's 9pts and James Lofton's
	8pts. Seattle had to endure a tough week by its offense as well
	as Andre Rison led the Chinook with 13pts. AFFL MVP Steve Young's
	benching also did not help the Chinook at all.

	CONGRATS MILWAUKEE MISSILES - 1992 AFFL SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS
-- 
Minnesota Vikings	11-5	NFC Central Division Champions 1992-93!

Salisbury back in the pocket, DRAW to Allen, Allen bursts up the middle,TOUCHDOWN!
From: caeser@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Robert Michael Trotter)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.misc
Subject: AFFL Round 2 Playoff Results
Date: 23 Dec 1992 15:08:45 GMT
Organization: Computing Services Division, University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


	AFFL Playoff Results

Milwaukee 60 California 51
OFF MI 78 CA 71
DEF MI 20 CA 18

	Scoring Breakdown:

	Milwaukee Missiles		California Ogglers

	QB D. Marino	MIA	10pts	QB D. Klingler	CIN	 4pts
	RB L. White	HOU	18pts	RB B. Sanders	DET	20pts
	RB H. Green	CIN	23pts	RB C. Gary	RAM	 5pts
	RB R. Cobb	TB 	14pts	RB A. Johnson	IND	14pts
	WR J. Lofton	BUF	 1pts	WR M. Irvin	DAL	 9pts
	WR M. Duper	MIA 	 2pts	WR E. Martin	NO	 4pts
	K  S. Christie	BUF	 6pts	K  L. Elliot	DAL	11pts
	OFF Minnesota		 4pts	OFF Pittsburgh		 1pts
	DEF Philadelphia	20pts	DEF Houston		18pts
					HOME FIELD ADV		 3pts


	The Missiles used a high powered running game to defeat the
	Atlantic Conference champions. Milwaukee was led by triple 
	threat running backs L. White, H. Green, and R. Cobb. 
	California was led by standout RB B. Sanders and improving
	RB A. Johnson. Milwaukee advanced to the title game in the
	first AFFL SuperBowl.


Columbus 33 Seattle 44
OFF CO 65 SE 72
DEF CO 28 SE 32

	Scoring Breakdown:

	Columbus Grim Reapers		Seattle Chinook

	QB C. Chandler	PHX	 0pts	QB S. Young	SF	30pts
	RB T. Thomas	BUF	26pts	RB K. Mack	CLE	11pts
	RB R. Bernstien SD	 2pts	WR A. Rison	ATL	 9pts
	RB H. Walker	PHI	 4pts	WR A. Reed	BUF	 2pts
	WR M. Haynes	ATL 	10pts	WR F. Barnett	PHI	 6pts
	WR M. Jackson	DEN	 3pts	WR E. Givins	HOU	 8pts
	K  J. Carney	SD	16pts	K  N. Lowery	KC	 3pts
	OFF Cincinnati		 4pts	OFF San Francisco	 0pts
	DEF Seattle		28pts	DEF San Diego		32pts

	Seattle moved to the AFFL SuperBowl with a victory over
	division rival Columbus. Seattle was led by standout QB
	S. Young and got a solid performance out of its San Diego
	Defense. Columbus's RB T. Thomas tried to rally the Reapers
	but it was not enough.



AFFL PLAYOFFS-

Florida		7---\
		     -Milwaukee--60-\
Milwaukee      51---/                -Milwaukee------\
		     -California-51-/		      \
						       \
Columbus       35---\			  	       /
	 	     -Columbus---33-\                 /
Minnesota      32---/		     --Seattle-------/
		     -Seattle----44-/


-- 
Minnesota Vikings	NFC Central Division Champions 1992-93!

Gannon back in the pocket, DRAW to Allen, Allen bursts up the middle,TOUCHDOWN!
From: mjk@icf.hrb.com (Michael J. Kelley)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: PSU Update.. J.T. Morris leaves team
Date: 21 Dec 92 04:49:26 EST
Organization: HRB Systems, Inc.

J.T. Morris has withdrawm from school and will transfer. He cited lack of
playing time as his reason for leaving. He more than likely, would have been 
the starting fullback next year. Go figure..-- 


                                                              Mike Kelley
                                                              HRB Systems
                                                              St. College, Pa.

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From: ttsai@crhc.uiuc.edu (Timothy Tsai)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: Gino Who???
Date: 2 Jan 1993 20:29:41 -0600
Organization: Center for Reliable and High-Performance Computing, University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
NNTP-Posting-Host: haydn.crhc.uiuc.edu

wyborsr@wl.com (Russ Wyborski) writes:
>performance by Vinnie Testicleverde against Penn State. Maybe the mighty Canes
>should stick to playing bowl games on their home field!!!

Hmm..I wonder what happened the previous time Miami played Alabama in the Sugar
Bowl?

Hats off to Alabama for a great season and post-season.
-- 
Timothy Tsai              Celtics Rule!!!
ttsai@uiuc.edu            Let's go Mets!!!
From: ericta@porky.Eng.Sun.COM (Eric Taylor)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: USC should drop the ND series
Date: 22 Dec 1992 18:00:10 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems Inc.
Distribution: usa
NNTP-Posting-Host: porky

>Are you suggesting that Larry Smith should be replaced? Just curious, how most
>of fans think of Larry Smith as a USC Coach?
 
  Most of the fans aren't really happy with him.  A 3-8 season (and 16-16-2
over the last three years) will do that.
 
>1. Clock Management: (Needs to use time outs more wisely both in the first and
>                     second half). 
>  
>2. Lack of a Running Game: Has mostly contributed to making the offense more 
>                           predictable and Rob Johnson a constant target. You 
>                           can also blame this on poor recruiting in this area.>  
>3. Shuffling of Players: The constant shuffling of players after EVERY play, 
>                         has caused more harm than good. Smith claimed before 
>                         the begining of the season, that he was going to simp->                         lify the offense a bit, but have seen liitle evidence
>                         of this. 
 
 
  I'm surprised nothing was mentioned about USC's defense.  This is a defense
that has given up an average of 20.5 points per game.  Arizona is the first
opponent held under ten points since 1990.

>As far as a overall opinion on wether Smith should (or will) be fired, due to 
>AD McGee leaving, alot will depend on who is hired and on how SC will look next>week against Fresno St. My guess is that they will give him one more year.
 
  Mike McGee's parting shot was something like, "Larry Smith has made some
mistakes, such as not double covering the wide receivers near the end of the
UCLA game; but on the whole, I think he'll be fine."  By the way, Larry Smith
is rumored to be halfway through a four year contract.
 

Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: Terry.Houser@um.cc.umich.edu (Terence Houser)
Subject: Stadium Survey
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 92 10:39:53 EST
Organization: University of Michigan
Keywords: Stadium
Summary: Stadium Survey

I agree lets NOT forget the largest football statium in these 
United States.

MICHIGAN STADIUM  102,000 +  no smoking,drinking (bummer).		

One has not been to a real football game until they have seen	
almost 107,000 fans packed into a stadium that fits only 102,000!
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college,rec.sport.baseball.college
From: conditt@tsd.arlut.utexas.edu (Paul Conditt)
Subject: Re: Peter Gardere playing baseball for the horns ?..
Organization: Applied Research Laboratories, University of Texas at Austin
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 20:50:42 GMT

In article <1992Dec22.192857.24804@ods.com> scott@ods.com (Scott Harper) writes:
>Hey Jay -
>
>Think we can get the Big Peter, er, the Great Peter, er, Peter the Great
>four more years of eligibility?  I mean, after all, he's your best
>statistical QB of all time, and he *always* beats OU...

Maybe we can get Peter and Jeff Granger to host a clinic this summer
for budding young athletes on how to be good enough to play 2 sports at
the NCAA level, but not excell at either.  It could be entitled "How to
learn to have baseball screw up your football career" taught by Jeff and
"How to try to become great at a second sport after not doing so in the
first" taught by Peter.

>
>And maybe we can get this Morenz fellow to pledge a frat so he can
>be on hand for lots more parties?

Didn't you see the DMN today?  It reported that an unknown booster with
ties to the National Wildlife Federation paid Shea *more* than the 
Blue Jays would have to not only attend UT, but to impress the pretty UT
coeds at all parties possible.  This booster is being investigated by the
FBI, CIA, NCAA, KGB, UTPD and the Better Business Bureau for alleged misuse
of funds.  Evidently there was a mix-up and the money paid to Shea was
earmarked to do an environmental study on the possible extinction of the
rare 6-legged la cucaracha due to the super-collider project.  If found
guilty, the booster is subject to a 50 gazillion $ fine and Shea will be
forced to transfer to A&M where there are no pretty coeds (sorry, had to
get at least *one* Aggie joke in there).

>
>(just a concerned Aggie trying to help)    ;^)
>-- 
>Scott Harper                       Optical Data Systems, Inc.
>scott@ods.com                      1101 E. Arapaho Road
>(214) 234-6400                     Richardson, TX  75081


Paul (expiring minds want to know) Conditt
From: andy@sunloop.Sun.COM (Andy Knipp SE Andersen)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: RECRUITING: Up and Coming Data
Date: 1 Jan 1993 19:56:02 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems
NNTP-Posting-Host: sunloop.central.sun.com

In article <C053s7.A11@spss.com> mike@spss.com (mike cornwall) writes:
>
>How about including rank in the NFL draft.
>
>First round 4.0 - 5.0; the decimal part to be calculated based on position
>                       in the first round, e.g. 14th pick = 4.5  ( 14/28 )
>
>Second round 3.0 - 4.0; e.g. 7th pick = 3.75


I disagree with the NFL draft.  Top college players are not always 
top pro prospects.  The best example is an option QB.  All Americans 
can go undrafted.  Look at Tony Rice (I hate this example). No one can
disagree that he was an impact player for ND,  but never had a chance
of being a pro QB.

Should have a "major award" category,  Outland, Lombardi, etc.  Not just
winners,   but top 5 ro 10 in the balloting.

--
Andy Knipp                    |
Sun Microsystems              | The secret to success is sincerity,
Chicago Loop District         | once you can fake that,  you have it made.
andy@sunloop.central.sun.com  |
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: jcho@nmsu.EDU (CHO)
Subject: Big10 Trivia Quiz...
Organization: New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, NM
Distribution: rec.sport.football.college
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 07:07:15 GMT

How about this....

Can anyone name the school that use to be in the Big 10...and
still (to this day) holds the most football wins in the
Big 10...???

					JCHO@nmsu.edu
From: rrm@icf.hrb.com (MURPH)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: Paterno and QB's
Date: 23 Dec 92 14:48:02 GMT
Organization: HRB Systems, Inc.

In article <92358.072858KRB104@psuvm.psu.edu>, <KRB104@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
> In article <1992Dec22.095836.19876@icf.hrb.com>, rrm@icf.hrb.com (MURPH) says:
>>
>>  Just a update on Ron Powlus from Berwick, PA. Named PA player of the year
>>and i heard he is leaning toward Notre Dame. The article in the local paper
>>has him built up to a very high level and one person was quoted as saying
>>"I will enjoy seeing him play in the pro's someday". Maybe a little early
>>to be saying that. This might open JoPa'a eyes a little bit here in State
>>College but hopefully Powlus will go to ND anyway. Later
>>
>>                                                  Murph
>       I highly doubt that JoePa's eyes will be opened to a good quarterback!
> In Powlus, he probably sees linebacker!  Remember that Joe is the one who
> recruited Jim Kelly as a linebacker, Major Harris and Don McPherson as safeties
> and has let Joe Montana, Dan Marino, etc get away from right under his nose.
> The man doesn't know quarterbacks (quick, someone other then a Penn Stater name
> five PSU starting qb's).

     Even though i live in State College i can't stand PSU so lets see here;

           Chuck Fusina (sp)
           Todd Blacklege
           Tony Sacca
           Kerry Collins
           John Schaffer

   
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: zcjm0f@wwnv67.hou.amoco.com (CJohn Mace)
Subject: Re: Protest over FSU Mascot
Organization: Amoco Production
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 19:10:24 GMT

In article <1992Dec23.182847.4348@mlb.semi.harris.com> dhead@comanche.ess.harris.com writes:
>
  <interviews deleted>
>
>From what I understand, FSU has always worked closely with the Seminole Tribe
>in Florida over the mascot, even having the mascot's outfit made by them.  I 
>can't see what all the fuss is about really.  Actually I can see Washington's
>use of the nickname Redskins as being degrading to all Native American people
>just like some of the names which have been used to describe African Americans.
>But Seminoles?  Then I guess Boston Celtics and West Virginia Mountaineers
>would also be out ... gotta be careful who we offend.  Why even Notre Dame's
>Fighting Irish seems to suggest something about the nature of a group of
>people!  Where does it all end?  I guess we just have to throw the names of
>all types of animals into a big barrel and have offending schools draw one
>to see who their new mascot will be; then pray that these animals never become
>intelligent enough to protest!
>
>D. Head
>Proud to be a 'Nole
>Go SEMINOLES!  

===========================================================================
In a related note:

The Dallas Morning News reports that there is a small herd of Buffalo
who are going to march on the University of Colorado campus in an 
effort to protest their image being used as a mascot.  "We feel so used
and left out in the cold.  It's not fair.  No one uses the prairie dog
as a mascot.  They get to live such an un-noticed life," stated Grunty
Knucklehead, head of the herd.  "In an unprecedented effort of co-operation,
we have a herd of steers that are going to march in Austin."  

After contacting official steer headquarters in Austin, we received this
statement:
"No steer is going to march on the campus in Austin.  We just don't have
 the balls for it."

The Dallas Morning News has been notified by an anonymous source that
the University of Texas is paying the steers not to march.  This could
mean the death penalty for their club.  We have learned by our sources
on the inside that Texas plans on forfeiting its 714 wins in an effort
to avert the penalty.  Our sources at the NCAA, who will remain anonymous
and/or non-existant states that the NCAA will only accept this if every
Southwest Conference team agree to get investigated and caught cheating
every 5th year.  Since we here at the Dallas Morning Enquir-, er, News
are making this up, we would like to report that it looks like the SWC
members are going to go for it.

BTW, Notre Dame will be invited to the next twelve Cotton Bowls.  The
SWC needs to learn from the big boys.  None of this nickle and dime 
stuff, lets teach them how to go for the big bucks.

===========================================================================

Charles (what the hell is a woof?) Mace
From: pcaster@mizar.usc.edu (Dodger)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Larry Smith Interviewed for Auburn Job Last Month
Date: 3 Jan 1993 18:54:01 -0800
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: mizar.usc.edu

Today we learned that a month ago, Larry Smith interviewed for
the head football coaching job at Auburn.  In other words, he
was planning on resigning from USC long before the Freedom Bowl.

Of course, he didn't get the Auburn job, but surely the USC players
knew he had interviewed for the job.  What gets me is how Smith
said, practically in tears, how disappointed he was that he would
not get the chance to coach USC's team next year.  Hmmmmph!  What
a crock, considering his interview.  Is it any wonder he wasn't
able to inspire the team at the Freedom Bowl under the circumstances?

						Dodger

Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: kevin@traffic.den.mmc.com (Kevin Rodgers)
Subject: Fiesta Bowl Buffalo Brouhaha (was: Re: Big East Bowl Preview)
Keywords: Ralphie
Organization: Buffalo Stampede
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 21:51:22 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.201351.763@den.mmc.com> kevin@traffic.den.mmc.com (Kevin Rodgers) writes:
>Other notes: CU is travelling to Tempe today, but SU doesn't arrive
>there till Sunday due to late finals and the 3-day holiday break coach
>P. is giving.  CU coach McCartney has suspended PK Pat Blottiaux for
>academic reasons, leaving all the kicking chores to P/PK Mitch Berger.

A real brouhaha brewing at the Fiesta Bowl is the attempt by the bowl to
keep Colorado's famous mascot Ralphie from doing her traditional romp
around the field before each half starts.  So far, one official has
claimed that it's an issue of public safety, saying [and I paraphrase]
"just one wrong turn and it could be a very dangerous situation."
Others have apparently raised the question of whether the natural field
at Arizona State's field would be damaged.

To these folks, I say, Shut up and get out of the way!  To my knowledge,
no one but her handlers have ever been injured by the Colorado mascot.
With just a couple practices, she'll be accustomed to the new stadium,
and I'd guess the damage to the field will be minimal, if even
noticeable (I didn't hear any complaints after recent post-seasons games
at the Orange Bowl or Joe Robbie Stadium).
-- 
Kevin Rodgers				kevin@traffic.den.mmc.com
Martin Marietta MS A16401		(303) 790-3971
116 Inverness Dr. East
Englewood CO 80112 USA			GO BUFFS!
From: vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Re: WAC wins another big one
Date: 31 Dec 92 01:57:21 EST
Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Physics

In article <15278.2b42529b@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu>, vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu writes:
> It's a final:
> 
> Hawaii 27, Illinois 10
                      ^^ ?

OOPS, I meant 17. Whatever, it doesn't change anything...

> 
> Put another feather in the WAC cap, this time beating a decent Big-10
> school :O
> 
> 
> -Garrett
> 
> 

-Garrett

Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
From: jasmith@admin1.memst.edu (John)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.football.college
Subject: Alabama/Miami or Miami/Alabama
Date: 31 Dec 92 10:51:35 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

          Well, I was skimming through the sports section, yesterday.
      Found this article about Alabama's defensive ends, Curry and
      Copeland, and the Heisman Trophy winner.  We want say his name.
      We don't say anything about that other team.  Well, Curry and 
      Copeland were really excited about playing against Miami.  They
      said that they'd get to put some dents in the Heisman Trophy.
      Dents?  Why not just break the d*mn thing?  It's not worth a
      d***.  A quarterback who isn't the best quarterback in the country
      wins the heisman.  I watched the QB from Washington State the other
      night.  He is great.  Kind of clumsy, but he can whip that ball down 
      field.  Pros even think he's better.  Why argue with people who know?
      Well, back to Alamama/My am me.  Wait.  Me am mi.  Mizzoo.  Ok.
      I think I can say it now, Miss me.  Mi am me.  Miami.  There that 
      hurt.  Torronto.  Tonto.  Or who ever the QB is.  Is going to get
      pounded.  

      For all you Alabama fans who believe in the woofing gods.
 
      Oh, we so weak.  Our defense will have a hard time finding the field
      on game day at least the Miami ball carriers.  Our offensive moves 
      backwards.  Our running backs have two left feet, our quarterback does
      not have any feet.  Our receivers have miss placed there hands.
      Oh, have mercy on us.  Oh, great woofen gods.  Let Miami, the great 
      team of destiny, only beat us by 100 points.

      For all you woofen mode on fans.

      WOOFEN MODE ON

      Cat like quickens will erode the Miami offensive line from end to end
      clawing, nawing and gashing at the cat prey.  Not one pass will go
      further than the face mask of Curry and Copeland as they dent, break,
      ravish, and rape the Miami quarterbacks.

      WOOFEN MODE OFF

      Should be a good game, NOT.

      ALABAMA 84 MIAMI 0. 

      Roll Tide Roll.