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From: wagenfuh@huey.udel.edu (Karl Wagenfuehr)
Subject: Re: YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! YOU CAN FIND A REFERENCE IN ANYTHING!
Organization: University of Delaware, Newark
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 04:02:39 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.014729.27758@cs.wisc.edu> rbrbrn@picard.cs.wisc.edu (Robert Holmes) writes:
>Maybe the Simpsons are a reference to all the weenies of the world who spend
>more time at a computer than with people.  A bunch of nobodys.
>
>THE ROBBER BARON
>
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                 Doesn't this just speak for itself, someone using an idiotic
adolescent handle accusing others of being less cool than himself?  Maybe
this is subtle parody and sarcasm, and I'm missing it....?  

"You'll always get far appealing to the least common denominator."
-- 
                    ' ",      *
Karl Wagenfuehr         ,         "Weisst du, wieviel Sternlein stehen an dem
wagenfuh@huey.udel.edu  ,  '      blauen Himmelszelt?"  --Deutsches Volkslied
                          '
From: aa716@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Scott Fields)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Episode guide-- C+
Date: 6 Nov 1992 19:14:35 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: aa716@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Scott Fields)
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In a previous article, Alberto Aimar says:
In a previous article Scott Fields (the heretic) writes:

>>Is it just me or does anyone else think the Simpson's episode guide is
>>poorly written?  I certainly can't deny that Mark Holtz puts in a lot of
>>time, but the wording is extremely awkward.  Two examples:
>>
>>The Otto Show (8F20) - Otto loses his job driving the school bus, partially
>>because he doesn't have a driver's license, and, after being kicked out of his
>>apartment, goes to live with the Simpsons. [Aired April 23, 1992]
>>
>>Homer the Heretic (9F01) - Homer, in a dream, gets permission from God to skip
>>church, much to Marge's objections. [Aired October 8, 1992]

>Mark's guide is very usefule to stick on my VCR tapes.

>I think your criticism isn't justified, unless you volunteer to do better 
>than Mark...... In that case first do it .........and than you'll criticize
>his work.

Let me get this straight, you're not allowed to criticize something
until you've first successfully attempted that which you're criticizing? 
So you can't criticize a movie until you've made a movie  And you can't
criticize a restaurant's lasagna until you've made lasagna.  And you can't
criticize the president's actions until you've taken such actions yourself.
Do you see how ridiculous this is yet?

>I take the occasion to thank Mark.

As I said before, I don't begrudge Mark the amount of work he's obviously
and thoughtfully done.  I just wish he'd been a little more careful with
the wording.

Is that such blasphemy to suggest?
From: bwatson@nyx.cs.du.edu (bruce watson)
Subject: [9F03] I&S-The Movie - Faves and DYNs
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Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 22:20:06 GMT

I like this one.

Poison Pizza - Oh, No! I'm not making two stops.

Marge at the board: "I will try to raise a better child."

...then we'll put you in the home we saw on 60 minutes.

Maybe this time I'll just have to straighten up and fly..(perfect timing)

Native American Ice Cream (formerly Chief Crazy Cone)

The entire thing with the history of the cartoon: Happy Kat (Krazy Kat),
Steamboat Itchy (Steamboat Willie) - Hitler - FDR

Defining event of our generation - first lunar landing - Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
there's love in my tummy.

I&S-The Movie referencing the Simpsons (uncredited voices) and "demented
melancholia of a Tenessee Williams heroine.

40 years later (notice all the "Back to the Future" stuff)

Bruce "hic, kill me...hic, kill me...hic, kill me" Watson

--
Bruce Watson  wats@nyx.cs.du.edu  Toy Cows, Toy Cows in Africa, Toy Cows
From: c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au (Chris Baird)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: [9F04] Treehouse of Horror III
Followup-To: poster
Date: 10 Nov 1992 08:13:03 -0500
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This posting is of very little interest to most people, please ignore.

<Ctrl-L>

I'm the editor of the episode capsules.. a few remarks.

  1) .. Do everyone a favour and learn to use the kill-region in your
	editor.

  2) .. Practically article posted to the newsgroup (and several other
	'groups) are considered for inclusion in the capsules, judged
	on quality.  Dull, inane, repeated or otherwise uninteresting
	information (`Kennedy reference!') doesn't stand a chance.

  3) .. Get to know a newsgroup before you start posting blindly.
	Since it's newgroup message in March '90, alt.tv.simpsons has
	become to be one of the more popular tv groups, with ~45000
	subscribers in it's prime.  But the increasing spread of
	`rec.arts.startrek-itis' (the James Willer & Steve Stelter
	types posting one-liners, the banal discussions, issues being
	repeated ad nauseam) has seen the readership plummet to 15000
	during the worst period.

  4) .. A simple guide to netiquette: If something is so obvious that
	even a culturally devoid Australian would notice it, then
	you'll score little by posting.  If you observed something
	that your personal background might give some special insight
	into, hazard the posting.

  5) .. Read the threads,, If the number of articles in the newsspool
	is too daunting, use a search function.


^ > Marge asks if there are any requests for a ghost story.  Lisa suggests
^ > ``A Boy and his Doll.''
^ 
^ Harlan Ellison reference?  (Boy and His Dog)

Ewwww...  I'm surprised at you, Lisa!


^ I haven't figured out how to E-Mail stuff from the newsgroups yet, and I 
^ apologize for any [in]convenience.  

Young and foolish enough to post, but not to RTFM,,


Okay, that's the end of the diatribe.  To borrow a line, ``That's
Mister Caffeine speaking!''

``Whoa.  Somebody was bound to say it someday, I just can't believe it
was her.'' -- Bart [7f19]
-- 
Chris Baird,,  <c8923075@mystra.newcastle.edu.au>
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From: "john russell" <john.russell@canrem.com>
Subject: i&stm
Reply-To: "john russell" <john.russell@canrem.com>
Organization: Canada Remote Systems
Distribution: alt
Date: 7 Nov 92 16:07:38 EST

First he goes to the book depository, then he's friends with Earl
Warren.  Sounds like they're setting up a future "JFK conspiracy theory"
show, maybe a parody of the movie JFK.

I'm surprised no one has commented on the tastelessness of "To the book
depository" in an episode concerned with people's brains.  (Then again,
I didn't see the episode so it may actually be hilarious! :-)

John
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From: uerics@mcl.ucsb.edu (Eric D. Shepherd)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Well...
Date: 9 Nov 92 16:53:30 GMT

Hmmm... I seem to recall reading a number of responses to your question,
where people argued over the spelling of whatever the heck that name of
the head was...

- Eric S.

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From: sjs28257@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Steve Stelter)
Subject: Re: Marge Gets a Job (11/5/992)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 19:22:56 GMT

baldwin@csservera.scs.usna.navy.mil (J.D. Baldwin) writes:

>I was lukewarm toward this one, but one thing really stuck in my craw
>and relegated it to a permanent place in "J.D.'s Bottom Ten":  the
>lame-o ending.

>Burns, in love with Marge, contemptuous (to the extent he thinks of
>him at all) of Homer, reacts to Homer's foolhardy demand for an
>apology and Marge's rejection, not with the same Burnsian wit and
>cunning he applied to the "Tom Jones Problem," but by relenting and
>bestowing on Marge and Homer the night of their lives.  TOTALLY out of
>character for Burns, and the "So . . . you love her too," intended to
>illustrate that Burns' (literally) black little heart was moved by his
>love for Marge (cf. Sidney Darnay).  It doesn't wash--or, rather, it
>could have, but it would take a bit more development and
>justification.

>The only realistic (i.e., consistent with the Simpsons world-view) way
>out of this one would be to have Homer saved from Burns' wrath by some
>incredibly lucky twist of fate.  (An alternative solution, I guess,
>would be to have *Burns* reject *Marge*, but that would have to be
>handled very cleverly, indeed.)  But to have Burns suddenly roll over
>and make nice was really a deus ex machina.  The writers should be
>ashamed of themselves.

I dunno.  One of the cool things about Burns is how unpredictable he
is.  He's given to sudden mood swings from time to time (note "Brother,
Can You Spare a Dime?"  If any character other than Burns had undergone
such a justification-free change of heart, I'd have complained, but I've
come to *expect* this sort of thing from Monty.


                    --Steve "That's MISTER Burns!" Stelter
                      sjs28257@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
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From: oppedahl@panix.com (Carl Oppedahl)
Subject: Re: a quick question
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 05:29:08 GMT
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix, NYC

In <3Zq2TB5w165w@netlink.cts.com> bigbro@netlink.cts.com (Kenneth Sullivan) writes:

>not to be ignorant...but what does OFF mean?

Our favorite family.


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From: mhammond@bnr.ca (Mike Hammond)
Subject: It's a Corolla! (was Re: I Can't Believe It's...)
Reply-To: mhammond@bnr.ca
Organization: BNR Ottawa, Fibre Systems Development
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 92 19:16:17 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.144244.1652@ee.ryerson.ca>, cal@ee.ryerson.ca (Calvin Henry-Cotnam) writes:
 
|> Speaking of commericals, has anyone seen the latest Toyota commercial
|> with OFF?  Not the one with Flanders in it, but the new one with Homer's
|> father?

Yep! And either there's a slight continuity error, or Abe ``Grampa'' Simpson
stole/borrowed Bart's lucky red hat! (I've forgotten what the color of the
cap that Bart *does* wear in the commercial, but it's not red, and Grampa's 
is.)

Two questions: when these ads first started, somebody was disappointed with
the fact that Lisa was on her knees. What's wrong with Lisa being on her
knees?

Also, I have never heard of the movie ``Solyent Green''. Could someone please
post it's relevance to ``Marge Gets A Job''? (You don't necessarily have to
wreck the movie, but I've never even *heard* of it, so I would appreciate
getting *some* clue. Or is this all fictional, like that ``Green Golf Ball
Joke'' on rec.humor? :-) :-)
-- 
(By the way, please don't try to e-mail me between September and December
1992, because I won't receive it. Please post any responses instead.
Thanx. (However, feel free to e-mail any flames! :-) :-)

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From: lcsmith@nyx.cs.du.edu (Lindsey Smith)
Subject: DYN...
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Date: Fri, 6 Nov 92 02:01:19 GMT

My fav. DYN from tonite's episode...

  The _Citizen_Kane_ reference when Mr. Burns does the song and dance with
  the girls.  The unusual/Orson Welles-ish camera angles weren't to bad
  either.


Lindsey Smith
lindsey@max.ee.lsu.edu

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From: peb2g@fulton.seas.Virginia.EDU (Penny E. Breyer)
Subject: Who does Otto's voice?
Keywords: Hank Azaria, Otto  
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 19:59:53 GMT

I was under the distinct impressions that Hank Azaria
did Otto's voice.  The FAQ lists Harry Shearer for Otto.
Does anyone know definitively which person does Otto?
I saw a documentary about the making of the Simpsons,
and the first character Hank Azaria talked about was
Otto(man).  Just wondering...

Penny Breyer
EMAIL: peb2g@virginia.edu
From: krawling@mango.ucs.indiana.edu (Ken Rawlings)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: I Can't Believe It's...
Date: 13 Nov 92 01:32:51 GMT
Organization: Indiana University, Bloomington

In article <1dlp29INN432@cs.widener.edu> david.CLark@analog.COM (David Clark) writes:
>
> I think the name of the law firm "I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm" is from 

	Actually, I think it's a play on the "I can't believe it's
yogurt!" frozen-yogurt shops that have popped up all over the midwest
over the last few years. 


						-Ken

-- 
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: CompSci/Indiana University     |    and if you make them sick, make them
: krawling@silver.ucs.indiana.edu|      _good_ and sick.   - D. Letterman
From: DaPete@cup.portal.com (Pete o Wilkinson)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: Bart in Japan,,
Date: Mon,  9 Nov 92 19:20:01 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

 
//> who decided that the Simpsons were up for grabs as celebrity
\\> spokescartoons?  I'm really hoping it was the suits at Fox and not our hero
//> Mr. Groening, as it would severely sadden me if he let it happen.
\\
//Oh yeah?  Whyzat?  D'ya think that BART is selling out if he's seen in
\\commercials as well as a network television show?  (I know, how COULD he
//endorse a product that he doesn't use!)  Do a few more 30-second adverts
\\lead to overexposure?  Tell us, tell us!
//

Thus the line at Camp Krusty...

"_I'd_ never let _MY_ name be used to sell worthless crap!"

			...by Bart!
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From: david.CLark@analog.COM (David Clark)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: 11/12 Episode
Date: 13 Nov 1992 14:35:30 -0500
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  In message <1992Nov13.171042.24584@unislc.uucp> Michael writes...

>.... there is a reference to Bart getting a "wedgy". I have
>never heard this term before and had to consult my kids for the answer.
>Apparently a wedgy is when you pull someones underwear up. Am I getting
>old or do others know the term "wedgy".
>
> 
>                         - Mike

 There is another trerm for a "wedgy" that was popular when I grew up called a
"snuggie". It's because the underwear fits in their real snug if it's properly
done.

        Dave "What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for?" Clark

P.S. Where are all of our ref spotters today? I need something to read!
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
From: jac@doe.carleton.ca (James A. Cherry)
Subject: Re: Asides
Keywords: King Homer, Surround Sound
Organization: Dept. of Electronics, Carleton University
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 18:15:43 GMT

In <ellert.721070090@ds2.uh.cwru.edu> ellert@ds2.uh.cwru.edu (Ed Ellert) writes:

>One of the guys I work with has surround sound.  He mentioned that
>when the foundation guy's level crashes to the floor, the sound was
>on the opposite side.  Crash to left, sound on right.  This wasn't
>the only instance, and he tested his system to make sure it was hooked
>up correctly.  Any clues whether this was a goof or whether those
>wacky guys were just having fun with the surround sound?

I notice the same thing, sometimes in the Simpsons, and sometimes in Star
Trek: someone will walk out of a door on the left, and the sliding-door
sound will come out of the right speaker.  I have no explanation for this.
--
James A. Cherry                                         "Deal with it, pal!"
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 14:58:18 EST
From: Mike Berman <MSB101@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Miscellaneous other references and DYN's

Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
-----------------------------
The ice cream truck featured the Cleveland Indians mascot.  As you may recall,
he is a Simpsons veteran having also appeared in the movie in Bart's class.

No one has come up with an explanation yet for "I regret nothing" as the man
falls off the drawbridge.  This line reminds me of the contest we had way back
when to see who could find out the reference when Burns said "Take me, I'm old"
in Bart Gets Hit By a Car.

Marge Gets A Job
----------------
Bart's Curie dream sequence references the Japanese/Godzilla genre

Smithers says "I thought Muddy Waters wrote that" as he reads Marge's resume.
The story here is thatLed Zeppelin was sued (unsuccessfully, I'm told)by
Muddy Waters for songs that he wrote and they took credit for.

Note that Lisa's eyes move back and forth as she types the resume. In actuality
 your eyes do not move when you type, only the carriage does. (animation goof?)

Finally, in response to the challenge for I Can't Believe It's ...
I point out the infomercial on the Simpsons itself hosted by Troy McClure and
called "I Can't Believe They Invented It"

(Has anyone else noticed a multitude of Mr. Burns/Citizen Kane references?)
This has become almost a running thread (or should I say "threat"? :-})

"oh me, oh my..."     Itchy                (MSB101@psuvm.psu.edu)
From: baldwin@csservera.scs.usna.navy.mil (J.D. Baldwin)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: James Bond reference in I&S: TM
Date: 5 Nov 92 20:27:58 GMT
Organization: Comp. Sci. Dep't., U.S. Naval Academy, Annapolis, MD

Yes, of COURSE, there was the James Bond reference (Bart melting a
waxen Bond in the microwave--something that wouldn't happen so
quickly, by the way) in this episode.  But who else notices that Bart
was holding Snowball II while playing this game?  Clearly he meant
himself to be Ernst Stavro Blofeld (who was usually seen holding a
cat).
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From: vrv@cimage.com (Victor Volkman)
Subject: Re: MISSING ONE--NEED HELP
Organization: Cimage Corp, Ann Arbor, MI
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From: jmcd@cea.berkeley.edu (John McDonald)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Question (also: Franklin Mint strikes again!)
Keywords: plate, electrocution
Date: 9 Nov 92 17:00:16 GMT
Organization: Center for EUV Astrophysics


Hi Folks,

I just got the flyer for the latest Franklin Mint release of
OFF in a rather bizarre scene.  Recall that the first plate
(and i mean nice comemmorative plate!) just had the couch 
scene of everyone and the pets in front of the tube.  The
new edition depicts the entire family in Jetsons-like chairs
being electrocuted by some psycho(logical) test by the big
psychiatrist whose name slips my mind.  The ad tells us that
this is a scene based on a genuine cel from the series.  Now,
i don't have a TV, but they are indeed my FF, so i haven't seen
all the episodes.  Can anyone tell me which episode this scene
comes from?  Is it a Halloween show?  All are being shocked in
the scene, but Maggie remains unphazed.....

Dzonny






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From: peb2g@fulton.seas.Virginia.EDU (Penny E. Breyer)
Subject: Looking for the FAQ for this group.
Keywords:  ftp site info needed for FAQ
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 19:14:15 GMT


Could someone please let me know (via email) where to FTP the
FAQ from?  Thank you!

Penny Breyer
peb2g@virginia.edu
 


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From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: Smithers is gay, Monty is not
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 02:32:52 GMT

In article <68948@cup.portal.com> DaPete@cup.portal.com (Pete o Wilkinson) writes:
>Or better yet:
>
>B:  "Dogs are so disgusting.  What would you say if I came to your
>     house, jumped up on your lap and began licking your face!?"
>
>S:  "Uh...if it was YOU sir?"
>
>(I paraphrase of course) (as usual)
>
>It's not as telling but it's certainly more evidence for the argument.  I mean
>lets face it,  You'd HAVE to be in love with Burns to bathe him.

Tonight's episode: Burns flying in through Smither's window!



And gentlemen in England now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speak
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.	   [Henry V, 4.3]
From: greg@hal.com (Greg Hilton)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Re: marge gets a job, or whatever it's called
Date: 6 Nov 92 14:30:11 GMT
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Alan J Rosenthal (flaps@dgp.toronto.edu) wrote:
: Ms Krabappel: Have you ever read the boy who cried wolf?
: Bart: I'm halfway through it, I swear!

Grandpa then asks him the same question later, and it sounds like he actually
*did* read half of it.  He describes the beginning of the story, but then
says he can't remember the ending.

: Something which really looked like it ought to be a reference but I didn't get
: it: As Tom Jones passes out, Smithers says "Pleasant dreams, Mr Jones."

I don't think this is a reference by any stretch, but when I heard this line, I
instantly thought of Indiana Jones ("Pleasant dreams, Dr. Jones.").  I dunno,
it sounds like something that might have been said in one of the movies.

: "I can't believe it's a law firm" -- a law firm somewhat lacking in the
: traditional dignity of law firms, small as that quantity is.  What other things
: are "I can't believe it's an X"?  Sounds awfully familiar, but I can't place
: it.

"I Can't Believe it's Yogurt" is very common in strip malls around Texas.  I don't
know about the rest of the country.

   Cheers - Greg

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