From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: Melbin Yewni Scav Hunt 1992
Summary: Well, there was this thang that happened...
Keywords: opium opossum coolum beach
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 04:14:56 GMT

G'day guys,

    Stepping back from the flames (ooh, hot) for a moment, here is the list
of items from this year's Scav Hunt at Melbourne Uni. A lot of fun, this was
particularly for guest judge Laurie 8.

    Laurie 8 (the man who put the "lame" in "flame") presents...

MELBOURNE UNIVERSITY SCAVENGER HUNT 27-28 AUGUST 1992

Writers/Judges: George Heard (Laurie 8)
                Paul (Captain Warlock)
                Brendan Hack
                Mr Pi
                Coco

ITEMS

POINTS     ITEM
------     --------------------------------------------------------------------
250        Zimbabwe cricket shirt from the 1992 World Cup
20ea       AFL football jumpers (current designs)
100ea      AFL/VFL football jumpers (old designs)
100        "Comedy Company" showbag
100        "Oz Game" windcheater
20ea       Slade LP's (maximum 5)
200        Marshall Islands postcard addressed to Graham Richardson
200        A white heavy metal band t-shirt
10ea       "Noddy" books (max 10)
10ea       Different coloured condoms (max 7)
150        A Pizza Hut pizza box, with cheese on inside top of lid, containing
             three pizza crusts and some dead ants
50         Photocopy of a bum
100        A phonecard with a serial number less than 100,000
100        A completed jigsaw of at least 1,000 pieces
300        Supermarket receipt totalled to $6.85 from Thursday between 12:30pm
             and 12.35 pm
300        An ERC library book due back 26/8/92
50         Chattering teeth
50         A love letter to one of the judges
50         An old "Neighbourhood" train ticket
100        A David Pennington voodoo doll
300 max    A vegetable that has grown into a rude and interesting shape
1,000      A combine harvester
100        An ice-hockey puck
50         Mouldy bread
50         Milk 'use by' date at least one week ago
150        A tape from a reel-to-reel tape recorder
25         Category One R-Rated magazine
50         Category Two R-Rated magazine
500        Dictionary with all the O's coloured in
250        Chastity belt
50         A yellow thing with hinges
100        Recording of the talking clock saying "5 o'clock precisely"
150        A spider (leg span at least 4cm)
200        A bottle of Nesbitt's Lime Soda
75         A Fresnel lens
500        A small rock
2          A large rock
100        A 3-D comic and glasses
50         Person with one eyebrow
150        Person with three eyebrows
20         An empty white wine cask
20         A bottle of alcoholic liquid with receipt
150          the one with the most alcohol for the least money
80         A hobby-horse
50 ea      Team with the tallest/shortest person
150        A monocle
50         Cheap wine and a three-day growth
100        A wind-up watch that has wound down
20         A piece of lead
50         A syringe
500 max    Something very rude indeed
5          Telephone Book,
20           still wrapped in plastic
70         A lawn bowl
500        An uncensored copy of "TISM's Guide to Little Aesthetics"
20 ea      "Beano"'s (max 10)
100        A final medal tally for the 1992 Olympics
100        A pair of comedy breasts
250        A satellite dish
50         A long, thin, pointy thing
25 ea      As many contraceptive devices as possible
125        A copy of "Ethel The Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying"
300        An overhead projector
100        An Aeroplane Jelly watch
200        Five litres of ping-pong balls
150        A skeleton
50/letter  A statement of results, the grades of which spell a word
             (minimum three letters)
50         A candelabra,
100          most candleholders
20 ea      Staplers that don't work (max 10)
75         A Meccano model of a beer bottle
30 ea      "Star Wars" characters made out of soap (max 5)
400        Deliver a typewriter to the judges at the Concrete Lawns at 11am
             on Friday
80         Lava lamp
5 ea       Pot Plants (max 10)
40         A violin bow
5 ea       Matchbox cars (max 50, all must be different)
100        A set of Babushka dolls
125        A five dollar note with the Queen scratched off
500          if it is also shrunk down like you used to do to Twisties packets
100        A top-loading VCR
200        A top-loading Beta
2 ea       Empty stubbies (max 50)
60         A tobacco pipe
60         Ticket stub from "Jesus Christ Superstar"
150        Yellow square floor-thing from Museum Station
482        A hanglider
10 ea      Baby booties (max 20 pairs)
40         A Guinness mug
100        A KISS poster (with the make-up)
100        A record by a band none of the judges have heard of
30         A walking stick
50         A calculator that doesn't have square root
55         A whole fish (dead)
130        A Mello Yello can
35         Some nougat
85         A bucket of vomit
85         A big handful of pubic hair
2 ea       LEGO people (max 50)
20         An item of tie-dyed clothing
10 ea      Yo-Yos (max 10)
100        200 cigarette butts
1000 max   Take good notes for the jugdes' missed lectures;
              Thurs 3.15pm Models of Computation; Latham TH, Barry Bldg
              Fri 9am Advanced Electrodynamics; Hercus TH, Physics Bldg
              Fri 11am Inorganic Reaction Processes; Senior TH, Chem Bldg
              Fri 12pm Math Methods; TH A, Berry Bldg
250        An ambidextrous person
115        A brain
200 max    An unusual pet
200 max    A joke in appallingly bad taste
75         A pocket knife with more than 15 doo-dahs
150        A souvenir from Indented Head
340        Diamond set stick pin from "Sale of the Century"
400        Some acid drops from the Sovereign Hill confectioners
50         A flashing road works light
800        Get a team member on "In Melbourne Today"
200        An Olympic Games souvenir from Barcelona
150        Melbourne Uni. Exam script book
100        A petition to get Paul Keating to bowl on "Live and Sweaty"
50         A driver's license that has been replaced at least 3 times
450        Get the following two words into either "Access Age" or "50/50"
              on Friday 28th August:
              (eg Pontiff, Spank)
           A team of 3 blokes and 3 sheilas wearing singlets for a boat race
              at the Clyde, Thursday 11pm
500           first place
350           runner-up
150           participate
200        Crank phone call the the Clyde between 7:30pm and 11pm, using the
              following name (eg Hugh Jass, B. L. Zeebub, L. Koholic)
350        Deliver a bunch of flowers to ............... at ................
              by 5:30pm and sing .................. sincerely.
           Meet at midnight under the clocks at Flinders St Station with
              bicycle, helmet, either a pair of roller skates, roller blades
              or a skateboard and a length of rope for the inaugural Great
              Swanston Walk Ski.
500           First place
350           Runner-up
150           Participate
500        Deliver ............... to 735 Drummond St, North Carlton at 6:30pm
              (eg pizzas, bottles of drink - the judges' dinner basically)
350        Meet at the Exhibition Building Fountain at Fri 8:30am to perform
              a ballet in the fountain by at least five team members in
              appropriate costume entitled "Man's Inhumanity to Man"
2000 max   Donations to the Blood Bank
1,000,000  Arrange for the following unlikely event to occur during the
              judging of Scav Hunt ................................
              (eg Nuclear Armageddon, Indonesia to invade Australia, Second
               coming of Jesus Christ, abolition of income tax)
judges     Bribes, sexual favours offered to judges, anything else we really
discretion     appreciate given during the Scavenger Hunt
2000 max   Your team must supply a personal slave to the judges for four hours
              between ..... and .....

TRIVIA QUESTIONS - TO BE HANDED TO THE JUDGES AT MIDNIGHT AT FLINDERS ST

50         What famous German philosopher's birthday is it today?
50         How old would he be?
150        Solve Thursday's Age Cryptic Crossword
50         What are the names of Ted Bullpitt's two racing greyhounds
              ("Kingswood Country")
50         What does it mean when the machine goes ping?
50         What is te Miniskip phone number?
50         What is the 1,000th decimal place of Pi?
50         What is the scientific name for the Llama?
50         The Russian lives in a greenhouse
              The Spaniard drinks wine
              Where does the Englishman live?
50         List the first 100 integers in alphabetical order.

KIDNAPS - PROOF OF KIDNAPPING (BUSINESS CARD, FAX) FOR PARTIAL POINTS

100        A tram conductor
200        An ex-convict (with release papers)
200        Dr Ed Morris (RMIT Computer Science)
75         Tim Daly (MUSU printing)
400        J. Zzyskov (last person in phone book)
           Todd Bessemer (MU Chocolate Appreciation Society)
100           plain
150           in chains
250           tarred and feathered
2             naked
500           naked and covered in pizza toppings
300        Marty Monster
400 ea     The Leyland Brothers
400        Ken Bruce (or his twin sister Madonna)
350        Kat Perriau (radio RRR)
100 ea     Danger Lowbrow (radio MMM)
600        Robert Smith (the Cure)
250        Elle McFeast ("Live and Sweaty")
500        Phil Cleary
400        Edwin Maher
100        Michael O'Brien (MUSU Activities)
50         Anyone called Nigel

PHOTOS - DOUBLE POINTS IF ONLY ONE TEAM SUPPLIES THE PHOTO!

600        Two team members under the Halls Gap sign with condoms on their
              heads
250        A team member shooting David Pennington with a water pistol
150        A traffic light with red and orange on at the same time
300        A car with licence plate number ???-666 with a scantily-clad woman
              draped across it
100        Toilet paper dangled from the bridge of John Medley Building to the
              ground
200        "Money is the root of all evil" spelt out in one and two cent coins
              on the floor of the Commonwealth Bank in Collins St.
350        A rude word spelt in the lights of a tall building
400        A team member under the Ballaarat War Memorial Arch wearing only
              their underwear
500        A team member naked in a lecture theatre in a lecture (lecturer
              must be in shot)
200        Two team members engaging in gladitorial combat in the Moat Theatre
              at LaTrobe Uni in costume.
350        A male team member posing nude with a sheep
150        Joan Kirner taking a baby doll from a rottweiler's mouth
150        Person dressed as a King holding a spoon outside "King of Knives"
200        Team member dressed as Basil Fawlty hitting another team member
              dressed as Manuel with a frying pan outside "Fawlty Towers
              Menswear"
300        Team member outside "Just Moccs" wearing just moccasins.
300        Team member driving car down Swanston Walk
200        Two team members groping the dummies in the Museum
500        Six male team members doing naked aerobics
600        Six female team members doing naked aerobics
250        Four people (2 male, 2 female) in formal dress having a food fight
              in McDonalds
200        Four male team members in drag outside Kerry Packer's office holding
              placards reading "Women for bigger tits in Picture"
200        Someone getting changed in front of a "Change" sign in a public
              place
300        A team member with flowers woven into their pubic hair
300        Not less than four cars going round and round a roundabout with
              team members on each bonnet
150        Team member dancing on a grave
400        One male and one female team member standing on their heads facing
              camera, naked
250        A Druidic ceremony around the Elizabeth St roundabout flagpole
350        Team members hlodng a banner at least 1m by 3m reading "All coppers
              are constables" outside Russell St Police station. Bonus 100 if
              uniformed policeman is in shot.
250        Three team members dressed as aliens trying to communicate with the
              people at the Information Desk at LaTrobe Uni
500        Ten mixed team members (at least four of each sex) dancing a naked
              conga on the beach
300        A heart-lung transplant
250        A team member smoking a bong in the Drug and Alcohol Foundation
100        The olympic flame being lit at the 1992 Olympics
150        People dressed as butterflies in th Butterfly House at the zoo
200        Two animals having sex at the zoo
150        A team member attempting to feed a fish to the seal statues outside
              the Seal Enclosure at the zoo
300        Team members standing next to the Olympic statues in the Memorial
              Gardens mimicking the events, naked of course.
100        A "Whelan the Wrecker" sign on the scaffolding surrounding RMIT
80         A "Keep Right" sign
150        The sign that says "Please wait 20 seconds before pulling another
              cone" from Road Pantry
175        Two male team members, in drag, checking out the lingerie in Myers,
              Bourke St

EVENTS AT THE JUDGING

200        Recite a Shakespearian sonnet about ..... while team members throw
              tomoatoes at you (eg Masturbation, Driveways)
250 max    Shave off a beard/moustache/both (must be decent size)
200        Eat edible underwear currently being worn
100        Suck a condomned dildo
100        Re-enact a Nativity Scene
100        Have a 1m by 3m team banner erected above your team during the
              judging
300        A circle of 6 people, each picking the next's nose for 3 minutes
           Have a team-member enter a game of Cluedo during the judging
200           winner
100           participants
300        A team member to eat a bowl of dogfood on all fours
300        A male and a female team member ballroom dancing in exotic lingerie
800        A complete strip-tease
100        Fit a whole banana in your mouth
200        EGGPLANT FRENZY!!!! Eat a whole raw eggplant
           A race with contestants' legs tied up and hands tied behind their
              backs, wrigglnig along the ground
150           winner
75            participants
150        Sing ..... with actions (eg Time Warp, Loco-motion, YMCA)
           All-female sculling competition
200           first
100           participants
           Wet T-shirt competition (females only)
300           winner
200           participants
           Wet jocks competition (males only)
300           winner
200           participants
           Ten team members (5 male, 5 female) for the toothpaste race (gross)
300           winner
150           participants
           Screaming competition
150           winner
75            participants
400        Two team-members licking each others' armpits for 10 minutes
100        A team member singing "The Banana-Boat Song" while juggling three
              bananas
100 ea     Team members dressed up as:
              Mr Gumby
              A Christmas Tree
              Frankenfurter
              Jesus Christ
              Adolf Hitler
              A lawn-bowler
              An Egyptian Mummy
              Lady Godiva

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