HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 2 Oct 1992 22:57:50 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
I use psychoactive substances at work.  To be specific:

Coffee.
	"Heart of Darkness" from SC roasting co.
Chocolate.
	Droste pastilles.
Music.
	_Another Green World_.
		"St Elmo's Fire".
	_Passion_.
Usenet.
	sgi.bad-attitude.

---
c j silverio
All of these things will be banned in the world of Dolan.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade
From: genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott)
Subject: Re: toast
Originator: tim@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott)
Organization: UIUC Computing Services Office
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 09:51:38 GMT

rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Camelopardis.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cadaverine.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Criminal Insanity.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Carasso.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Countach.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Coup d'etat.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Corfu.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ceteris Paribus.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Copycat.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Contrapositive.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Crustacean.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cruzeiro.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>>Corazon, Que Can Eat It.
>)>>>>>>>>>>>Common Denominator.
>)>>>>>>>>>>Caca.
>)>>>>>>>>>Cacao.
>)>>>>>>>>Cayman.
>)>>>>>>>Calypso.
>)>>>>>>Coke.
>)>>>>>Cute.
>)>>>>Cough up a hairball.
>)>>>Cheradenine Zakalwe.
>)>>Cher's labial tattoos.
>)>Credo quia absurdum est.
>)Cerveza! Uno mas, por favor.
>Cuidado chico!
Coleco Adam
-- 
  | tim elliott  genghis@uiuc.edu                        /~~| /~~\|~~~~/
  | views do not necessarily represent uofi ccso          | || () Rocks!
  `-------------------------------------------------------|_|-\__/-/_/--------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: A COMMITTMENT TO QUALITY
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 23:46:59 GMT

In article <9209302334.AA19350@quaestor> carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
.From USA TODAY:
.The Baldridge Awards for Quality will be announced in mid-October.
.How executives answered a survey: Is your company committed to
.quality?
.Type of firm          Percent who answered yes 
.Consumer products               35% 
.Pharmaceuticals                 23% 
.Retail                          20% 
.Banking                         15% 
.Computer                        15% 
Public-Access Usenet:		-13.93%

				--Blair
				  "FACTOIDS OF THE WORLD UNITE!"
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:32728 rec.arts.startrek.current:14545
From: WITHC@CUNYVM.BITNET
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 4 Oct 92 21:49:26 GMT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

In article <25SEP92.10987625.0079@VM1.MCGILL.CA>, CXMP@MUSICA.MCGILL.CA
(CXMP000) says:
>Sign Beverly's name on a valentine to Picard.
>
Better yet sign Troi's name on a valentine to Picard.
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Help buy me a new car
Date: 5 Oct 1992 20:53:46 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: viper.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Oct5.163827.24760@cs.ucla.edu> jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:

[a blithering inane heap of cattle dung]

>"Reality is a sandwich that I did not order."

You, sir, are a sandwich that I did not order.

Kindly remand yourself to the nearest certified volcanic activity site in
concordance with existing federal regulations pertaining to cave-newt
disposal.

I suggest Kilauea.

c
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Phone System Down
Date: 1 Oct 92 11:49:07 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <9210010048.AA21423@quaestor>, carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
> 
> from an internal company email...
> 
> Forwarded message:
>>Subject: Phone System Down
>>
>>The phone system went down unexpectedly - we're working on getting it
>>up.
> 
> unexpectedly went down...
> is working on getting it up...
> 
> 		,,,sounds like bc to me.
> 

N ....

Ace

> 
> ..."phone sex" carasso
From: small@turing.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Re: Baked Beans
Date: 30 Sep 92 05:16:16 GMT
Followup-To: ucla.rumor,talk.bizarre,misc.test
Distribution: na
Organization: Hell's Biker Geeks

I have 4 classes, and a total of 3 women in them,  1 is over 40.

The MANE department sucks!

-- 
DoD# 2024   -Aluminum that is . . .    | If it's good enough for airframes,
                                       | it's good enough for my EX-500.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: rabid brioches roam the polystyrene city
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 16:11:14 GMT

In article <1992Oct2.160310.4799@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
>	"Surge, amica mea," sang the stick of butter in four-part dissonance,
>and I whacked it in half with my modem board, mailed one half to a lawyer
>in Maine whose address I had overheard while crawling on my back in a luxury
>sewer high above the streets of Milan, and used the other to grease the banks
>of core memory on my 1.5 GHz workstation.  The third half I wrapped in
>insulating pastry, quickly deep-fried, and ate whole.  Promptly my coronary
>arteries became unclogged, and I could be Eva Braun in the grade-school play
>again.  The fourth half went into the fireplace, where a roaring fire of
>dry ice, matzoh balls, frankincense, Frankenstein, Franks, frankfurters,
>Frank and Kraitie Lee Gifford, Frankreich, Francophones, Francophiles,
>Generalissmo Francisco Franco, and Franco-American Spaghetti-O's did not
>consume it.
>	Next I opened the bottle of rare Booze Farm Elderberry-Flavored
>Wine and Iced Tea, as heavily promoted by Lush Rimbaud on his telepathic
>show on the Excitons in Psychics Network.  The contents rocketed out and
>formed a levitating blob that called itself Lenny Levine, said it was a
>Confucian, and sang Bay City Croissanters hits off-key until I had to
>subdue it with the meat hammer, the top-fuel drag artiste, Pierre Eliot
>Trudeau's jogging stick, and a handful of New Israeli Shekels (tm).
>	Clearly the dinner preparations were going well.  I snatched the
>side of beef from the fridge and balanced it on my little finger as I
>lugged it to the dishwasher.  I loaded it in, added Cajun Adolph's Super
>Spicy Seasoning Detergent, a few cloves of garlic, a few garlics of cloves,
>a sack of slightly used industrial potatoes, my youthful idealism, my
>gardener's belief in fairies, a live Rhode Island Green rooster missing its
>left foot, and the blessing of the Archbishop of Canterbury Car Parks, Ltd.
>I set it at 200 psi, 46 degrees Kelvin, Helium-3, and Fluff Dry, and ensured
>that the door was open before I started it.
>	"Vanessa!" she cried as she materialized from somewhere and wrapped
>herself around my right leg.  I secured her with surgical tape and got to
>work on the salad.  I tossed together fresh oak leaves from the Arctic,
>the finest Illinois banana-tree shoots, a few live hermit crabs, fresh
>Kentucky bluegrass, the green grass of home, a few ounces of Pacific
>Northwest aneuploid cannabis, Darth Vader, a pair of green hermaphrodite's
>underwear, a cup of freshly chopped politician, a sprinkling of my own
>dandruff, and various secret ingredients known but to God because I've
>forgotten them entirely now.
>	We all got indigestion.
>
>Mark.
>gooley@netcom.com
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: direct quote
Date: 5 Oct 1992 23:31:58 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


"Mark, were you aware that the world is going to end on the 22nd?"


"THE WORLD CAN'T END. I'VE GOT FRONT ROW TICKETS FOR THE RAMONES!"

-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202    
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: SAT worship
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 27 Sep 92 23:47:51 CDT


In article <Bv7uzu.DIF@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes: 
> >stone cold sober, but clueless
> >stone cold sober, but clueless
> >stone cold sober, but clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless 
> >clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless 
> >clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless 
> >clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless 
> >clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless 
> >clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless 
> >clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless 
> >clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless 
> >clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless clueless 

Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
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Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
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Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 
Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden Baden 


oh, shit, never mind...
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MY MOUSEY
Date: 28 Sep 92 17:07:29 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

(A.D. Williams) writes:

> I took two popsicle sticks (sans popsicles) and fashioned a cross,
>using some twine and scotch tape. I took the mouse, and using
>thumbtacks, pinned the front paws to the wide part of the cross. The
>feet were bounded together on the height part. I wasn't sure what
>to do with the tail so I just left it as it was.

>I made a crown of dried grass (didn't have any
>thorn bushes handy) which did a pretty good job of covering up the
>bashed in head part. A dab of rubber cement held it into place.

> I put the mouse on my apartment door for all to see. Unfortunately it
>dissapeared shortly afterwards. I haven't seen any resurrections yet but
>it might be a bit early to tell.


Now you've done it. In a few hundred years, fundamentalist Mousetians will
be swarming the cable channels and the Mousebortion clinics trying to force
religion down my meese's throats.  You know, it's petty tyrants like you
and Pilate who really fuck things up for the rest of us. I mean, can
you imagine watching a mouse made up like Tammy Fae? (Oops! Sorry, Minnie.)


On the other hand, if three days haven't passed yet, and you can find the
tomb they put him in, a 10 minute video could make you rich and famous.


Matt
No one expects the Rodent Inquisition
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (NB Smith)
Subject: satanism
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 07:14:26 GMT


In order to ward off Curtis and his gang of homeboys, I want to make a
disclaimer here and now.  I do not have any dealings with this being you 
call Satan, and no, I don't know his phone number, so quit asking.

By the way I'm rambling again, but what else is there to do when it's 2:00
with muchos grandos formalis excalibur humongoloid HUGE GIMENDOUS [tm] 
formal lab report left to write.

Perhaps you can see it from my point of view.

Just let your mind warp in on itself, no holds barred, no rules, do what
you like. You're in never never land now. They can't hurt you anymore.

Your free to soar on the gathering thunderstorm, focus it's energy, and
send it to the hated one of your choice. 

                         _________
        *                 |       /
    *                     |_     /    
         *                 /         
                      
                                   
--
Like a daisy, Cal
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: If it ain't broke...
Date: 28 Sep 92 15:42:11 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


...try putting it in the microwave.

-- Ken "solutions to problems you hadn't even thought of" Johnson





-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (80 Hours)
Subject: Re: Pioneers
Organization: IFA
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 23:00:18 GMT

jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
>fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>>
>>"A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other"
>>- Dave Hasbrook, about the Indiana Ultimate team
>
>All right, I've seen this one too damn many times now. I grew up in
>Indiana, I'm a basketball fan, I'm even an IU fan. Who the hell is
>Dave Hasbrook? And why is this so funny that it belongs in your .sig
>for more than ninety seconds?

I'll answer that.  The quote in Ben's signature is there because it
somehow almost manages to capture the beauty, the spirituality, the 
poignancy, the...the piquant flavoring, if you will, of the greatest 
sport ever invented by a race of primates.

I say "almost" because the quote is lacking something.  Perhaps if I
were to add a little bit, so:

 "A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other,
  if they don't destroy their knees first, or start sleeping with 
  each other's girlfriends."

No, that's not right either.  Never mind.

Rigler
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: train ride
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 12:47:04 GMT

reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:

>In article <1992Oct2.194040.2412@fcom.cc.utah.edu>, PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box) writes:
>> well soon i will embark on what seems to be a fun adventure. a couple of 
>> friends and i are going to jump on a freight train to wyoming. one of the 
>> guys going used to work in a train yard and spent a year riding them around
>> the country so i think we will be ok. i'm pretty excited about the whole
>> thing. hope you all have equally exciting weekends. anyone else done this?

>We're all glad for you. We're all glad for ourselves too because, presumably,
>you won't be able to post to talk.bizarre whilst being sodomized by five
>railway engineers.

>Jason

He mentions trains, and immediately you think "sodomy".  Been having those
dreams again lately, have we?

infidel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@CC.UTAH.EDU (big daddy hate box)
Subject: they have arrived
Followup-To: misc.test,talk.bizarre
Summary: losers
Keywords: more losers
Reply-To: big daddy hate box
Organization: HATE INC.
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 92 03:10:33 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.24

from the obviously large increase in bandwith here at t.b. it has become 
evident that the newbies have arrived in force. apparently, the reason they did 
not show up sooner is because they were all learning how to use a newsreader 
which, as we all know, is oh so complex. thank you for reading and have a swell 
day full of fun filled excursions into reality.

	PJF--->Biochem. grad student.
					React with this!
From: leduc@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Robert Leduc)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CJ's opossum
Date: 29 Sep 92 15:06:45 GMT
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin Dept. of Mathematics

kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:

>>cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

[...]

>>
>>Name our opossum.

>Kent.
>--
>mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com

No, that's K*nt, but I'm not sure how it's pronounced.

RL
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL)
Subject: Rejected Children's Toys
Organization: Rice University
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 20:24:34 GMT

Clubfoot Barbie
Whiffle Truncheon
Whoizit? The Prank-Calling Game
Cabbage Patch Incubator
My Little Ulcer
Junior Chemist's Forensic Urinology Laboratory

And, of course,

Naughty Etch-'N-Sketch Templates
From: rone@phakt.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: It Must Be Time To Go Home.
Date: 27 Sep 1992 01:27:22 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

In article <23758@sybase.sybase.com> chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian the Drive) writes:
>My coffee tastes like a hot dog.

That's because you spilled it onto your lap.


5150
From: glenn@moeng2.morgan.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: haiku
Date: 1 Oct 1992 19:34:08 -0500
Organization: The Space-Time Fabrication Institute, Rockville, MD.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

>>-- all good haikus begin with "cherry blossoms fall"

Cherry blossoms fall
into the lifesupport 
oh the embarrasment

:-P  (And no, I don't know the proper form for a haiku offhand -- if
I've gotten it right it's by luck.)

PS:  Y'all can imagine a silent "All die" between the second and 
third lines.)


-- 
D. Glenn Arthur Jr., The Human Vibrator, glenn@bessel.umd.edu
"Being a _man_ means knowing that one has a choice not to act like a 'man'."

How much interest is there in a Transvestite/Transsexual newsgroup?  How many 
would post there?   Anonymously?  How many would _vote_ non-anonymously?  And
what would you name it?  

You can send me mail anonymously at anonymus+262@godiva.nectar.cs.cmu.edu.
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: hair confessions two
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:36:37 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>i've always found it vaguely disappointing that
>"hey, babe, wanna run your fingers through my hair?"
>is such a lousy pickup line.
>M.
>has thought of few better

This rarely works for bald men unless the woman in question is extremely
horny. Using this line on a feminist with implanted razor-nails is not
recommended.

Matt
Hey, babe, wanna run your fingers across my jugular?
Misplaced Workplace Quote of the Week:
"I spent a week with him yesterday."
From: ivy@camelot.bradley.edu (Ivelisse Atiles)
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
Organization: Bradley University
Date:  7 Oct 92 00:42:34 GMT

In <jeffv.718315605@physics.ubc.ca> jeffv@physics.ubc.ca (Jeff Vavasour) writes:

>How about convincing the transporter biofilter that polyester and cotton are
>harmful microbes?

In one of the ST:TNG books (I can't remember which), Riker rigged
the transporter such that some particularly hated Starfleet Academy
professor got to his destination *in the buff*.

What I wouldn't gove to do somehting like that to a few professors
around *here*. 8)


--
Ivelisse Atiles (girl... of DESSSS-tiny!)  @}--}--  ivy@camelot.bradley.edu
"Don't crack up / Bend your brain / See both sides / Throw off your mental
                           chains." -Howard Jones
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New Game: Find the Thematic Connection
Date: 4 Oct 1992 22:07:37 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <1992Oct04.163238.4645@eng.umd.edu> kimy@eng.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
*_Willow_ and _The Last of the Mohicans_.

They both have disappearing pig tricks?


Mark "Sam I am" Lippert
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep plays with dolls
Date: 7 Oct 1992 03:57:49 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4
Keywords: not mesons


"Hey, I'm not so good at math myself."


Mark "My first Rictus Hep post.  I'm going to burn in Hell" Lippert
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RACIST
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 15:21:23 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1992Sep28.172130.1188@sci34hub.sci.com>

Every living thing with the capacity to embrace the concept
is a racist. The word therefore has such a high tautologic
content as to render it almost superfluous.

Please don't use it here again.
Thank you, and Fuck Off [tm].
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton)
Subject: Re: Dilemma
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 16:15:28 GMT

In <1992Sep25.211239.10590@cs.cornell.edu> csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:

>>Or play Windows Solitaire for *another* hour?
>>

>So, what's your high score?

730 on the verbal section, but then I dropped out of high school.

-- 
ben                                     fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu

"A tight bunch of bastards who want to win while loving each other"
- Dave Hasbrook, about the Indiana Ultimate team
From: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: danger
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Date: 5 Oct 1992 20:03:56 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory, Berkeley
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux7.lbl.gov

A man looks more earnest (in an earthy sort of way), if he's smoking
a cigarette, got a glass of whiskey in his hand, and is dressed in
a 1940's fashion.  He can look at you with tired, worldly eyes and
say to your face what sensitive, healthy men-of-the-90's whine
behind your back.

And you just might thank him for saying it.

Drinking is dangerous.  Smoking is dangerous.  Using a computer,
riding a motorcycle, driving a car, flying in an airplane, hiking
in the wilderness, white water rafting, walking downtown after 
dark, operating power tools, swinging from a tree branch... all
these things are dangerous.  

The problem is, now we worry about them more.  

Wimps.

inspecti rough 

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