From: jgacker@neptune.gsfc.nasa.gov (James G. Acker)
Subject: B&B:  Probably a brief update for Friday, August 28
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Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 17:35:57 EDT
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	Looming difficulties...

	Friday on "The Bold and the Beautiful"

	
	SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH TAYLOR

	Ridge comes in to get soy sauce -- the good doctor is
making an attempt to cook Chinese.  Stephanie's still chortling over
Brooke's departure.  They discuss the situation -- Ridge still
feels like she shouldn't have gone, Stephanie says she should have.
Would your marriage have survived Brooke?  she asks him.  Sure, why
don't you think so?  Mine didn't, Stephanie replies.  (Ridge thought
balloon -- yeah, but you're an ursine blimp, Mom, and Brooke has a
gonzo California surfer girl buff bod -- surprised?)
	Ridge heads back to the hacienda, where Taylor is cooking.
She makes like an interview with a carrot, splaining that Brooke didn't
get him because she was willing to be Ridge's pleasure slave, but Taylor
got him because she acted cool, aloof, and uninterested.  Well, now 
that you got me, what's to pique my interest?  I have other methods, Taylor
admits.  Amazing how the female mind works, Ridge says.  Pretty amazing 
how the female body works, too, (looks, too) and they get amorous
over the wok.  The moo goo gai pan begins to burn...

	SALLY FIELD?  NO, IT'S SHEILA

	Sheila, thinking that Brooke is somewhere over Nebraska by now,
has prepared a repast for Eric.  Just as he gets up for dinner, his
lawyer calls with some papers for Eric to look over.  He doesn't want
to disappoint Sheila, but when she overhears that their D-I-V-O-R-C-E
papers, she says "Go ahead, the spinach souffle, rare chauteubriand,
and baked Alaska can wait!"  Before he goes, however, her shining
eyes (she looked edible) and amorous countenance enchant Eric.  She 
requests an osculation prior to his departure, and gets it.
	After Eric leaves, Sheila says "He likes me!  He likes me!"
(ACTUAL DIALOGUE) and is so pleased that everything is going according
to plan.  She ducks into the other room, determined to make this 
dinner a night to remember!

	FOR BROOKE, TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY

	Brooke is on the taxi ride back to Hollywood, remembering
past scenes with Ridge and becoming more and more amazed at how desperate
she seemed, how she threw herself at him time and time again.  She's
got to get him to face the fact of his love for her, but how?  how?
She thinks, then hits upon the PLAN.  I'll walk naked into his home.
No, I've done that and it didn't work.  She thinks, and comes up with the 
OTHER PLAN.  I'll surprise him in the sauna, where he'll be naked.  No,
that didn't work either.  She thinks some more, and comes up with the 
OTHER OTHER PLAN.  She'll act completely disinterested in him and make
him pursue her!  This could be the turning point in Brooke's career as
a homewrecker.
	At the condo, Brooke walks in with little Eric and takes a seat 
on the sofa.  Sheila re-enters and makes like Johnny of the Fantastic
Four -- "Flame on!"


	I think that was it.

	Jim "give me a break, I watched it on Friday night" Acker
	jgacker@neptune.gsfc.nasa.gov

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