HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
From: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The sound of hoofprints 'cross the glade...)
Date: 14 Apr 92 09:59:15 -0600
Reply-To: tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (The face behind the mask)
Distribution: na

 writes
> In article <1992Apr6.160600.277@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>  
bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
> >In article <no2His9j6@cs.psu.edu> dsbarr@cs.psu.edu writes:
> >>In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>  
bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
> >>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay  
A. DeSart) writes:
> >>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu  
(KodaK) writes:
> >>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven  
Cavanagh) writes:
> >>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
> >>>>>Elvis is my guide.
> >>>>Elvis has five brides.
> >>>Elvis can't hide.
> >>Elvis can slide.
> >Elvis can glide.
> Elvis -- hasn't he yet *died*?
Elvis ate some naugahyde.

> 
> >>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
> 

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From: dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 6 Apr 92 20:47:06 GMT
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Organization: U of Iowa, Iowa City, IA

>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>Elvis can slide.
>Elvis can glide.
Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
From: bennet_d@cs.uwa.oz.au (David Bennett)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Organization: Dept. Computer Science, University of Western Australia.
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 15:17:10 GMT

In <bennet_d.702656492@kultarr> bennet_d@cs.uwa.oz.au (David Bennett) writes:

>In <11995@ns-mx.uiowa.edu> dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:

>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>>Elvis can slide.
>>>Elvis can glide.
>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>Elvis isnt at all green.
Elivis is really upset about newsreaders that defaul to local.

>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.


>-- 
>  David Bennett,  guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au | University Computer Club
>     Where Pink fish swim backwards.    | c/o Guild of Undergraduates
>These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
>Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.  Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
-- 
  David Bennett,  guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au | University Computer Club
     Where Pink fish swim backwards.    | c/o Guild of Undergraduates
These words I am singing now mean nothing more than meow to an animal - TMBG
Disclaimer: Any spelling mistakes in this article are all entirly my fault.  Any grammer errors spotted in this article were put there because I could.
From: ljung@cae.wisc.edu (David Ljung)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Thats funny!
Date: 16 Apr 92 07:17:41 GMT
Article-I.D.: doug.1992Apr16.021742.4158
Organization: Spawning Cow! Productions
Originator: ljung@ws-6.cae.wisc.edu



Heh..

While reading the hp48 (calculator from hell) newsgroup,
I came across this...

But first!  A quickee history.

People have lately been talking about the HP carrying case
on the newsgroup asking if people are getting a worn line
across their display from the book that is kept in the case.

Everybody has been posting "yes I have a line" or "no i dont
have the line"

It got pretty tedious.

So there you go, and here was a reply:

------------------------------

Subject: Re: Worn Displays
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

My display isn't worn, but since it seems that EVERYONE on this channel wants to

talk about it, I got out a piece of sandpaper and scratched up the display.
Now I have the line too.

Mike Gebis  mjg51721@uxa.cso.uiuc  OR  m-gebis@uiuc.edu
"AIM MY SMILING SKULL AT YOU"


--------------------------------

heh. 

that's pretty funny.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
David Ljung                    314 N. Broom St. #3A
Spawning Cow! Productions      Madison, WI. 53703             ljung@cae.wisc.edu
                               (608) 257-COWS         ljung@garfield.cs.wisc.edu
-----------= This line closed due to copyright infringement laws =--------------
Organization: University of Maine System
Date: Tuesday, 7 Apr 1992 08:34:22 EDT
From: <IO20462@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: LAZLONG

"Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislat
ion.  Stupidity is not a sin, the victim cannot help being stupid.  But stupidi
ty is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appe
al, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity."


                               -Lazarus Long

(contributed by Paul G. Dickey)

Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1593 alt.tasteless:4796 alt.flame:6952 alt.religion.kibology:1679
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thursday, 16 Apr 1992 11:43:22 EDT
From: <ALY101@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.tasteless,alt.flame,alt.religion.kibology,
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
 <kuq9klINNlhs@sal-sun109.usc.edu>
 <1992Apr16.114815.14202@schaefer.math.wisc.edu>

In article <1992Apr16.114815.14202@schaefer.math.wisc.edu>,
mckinzie@schaefer.math.wisc.edu (Mark McKinzie) says:
>
>royander@sal-sun109.usc.edu (Roy Anderson) writes:
>
>
>>In article <1992Apr14.153330.438@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov>,
>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>|> cease@carina.unm.edu (Cecilia De Blasi) writes:
>>|> >davros@vesta.unm.edu (DAVROS) writes:
>>|> >>jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu (JJ) writes:
>>|> >>>klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>>|> >>>>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>|> >>>>>dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
>>|> [MIA]
>>|> >>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside.
>>|> >>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>|> >>>>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>|> >>>>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>|> >>>>>>>>Elvis can slide.
>>|> >>>>>>>Elvis can glide.
>>|> >>>>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>>|> >>>>>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
>>|> >>>>Elvis liked the old red light district.
>>|> >>>Elvis bites his mom and dies.
>>|> >>Elvis saw me so I am alive.
>>|> >Elvis taught me how to jive.
>>|> Elvis bought a can of Spam.
>>Elvis said 'Therefore I am!'
>Elvis died whilst in the can!
Elvis eats my white toe jam.
>
>
>--
>Mark McKinzie          | Listen, if they're going to buy lunch boxes,
>mckinzie@math.wisc.edu | they might as well buy David Cassidy lunch boxes.
>UW Dept. of Mathematics|
>Madison, WI 53706      |            -David Cassidy-
From: sl7w3@cc.usu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: what?
Date: 9 Apr 92 21:11:28 MDT
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Utah State University

In article <70070@ut-emx.uucp>, chipmunk@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Matt Monks) writes:
> In article <gzljq0q.raj@netcom.com> raj@netcom.com (Roger Lee) writes:
> ->In <1992Apr4.010735.19037@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
> ->
> ->>In article <1992Apr3.145948.54170@cc.usu.edu> sl7w3@cc.usu.edu writes:
> ->>>In article <911414p.29@ace.acadiau.ca>, 911414p@ace.acadiau.ca (PIOTR CEZARY  PROSZYNSKI) writes:
> ->>>> In article <69601@ut-emx.uucp> chipmunk@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Matt Monks) writes:
> ->>>> 
> ->>>>>In article <1992Mar31.034958.27450@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> ->>>>>->dblmint@leland.Stanford.EDU (Erik S. Chen) writes:
> ->>>>>->}In article <1992Mar27.051752.15466@cs.odu.edu> dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Daniel Dise) writes:
> ->>>>>->}>In article <69199@ut-emx.uucp> chipmunk@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Matt Monks) writes:
> ->>>>>->}>>In article <1992Mar24.014342.23354@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
> ->>>>>->}>>->guddt@uniwa.uwa.oz.au (David Bennett) writes:
> ->>>>>->}>>->}jaws@calytrix.cs.ntu.edu.au (James Woods) writes:
> ->>>>>->}>>->}>In article <1992Mar13.071940.15307@mcs.gvsu.edu> bryant@turing.mcs.gvsu.edu (Paul Bryant) writes:
> ->>>>>->}>>->}>>In article <10251@ztivax.UUCP> hansen@pisa.zfe.siemens.de (Hans Schligtenhorst) writes:
> ->>>>>->}>>->}>>>In article <1992Mar11.170933.19754@bnrmtl.bnr.ca>, labrie@bnrmtl.bnr.ca (Dany Labrie) writes:
> ->>>>>->}>>->}>>>|> |> Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't want to post...  
> ->>>>>->}>>->}>>>|> Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't want to reply...
> ->>>>>->}>>->}>>>Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't want to read ...    ;)
> ->>>>>->}>>->}>>Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't want to set my mother-in-law's cat on fire..
> ->>>>>->}>>->}>Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't read this
> ->>>>>->}>>->}Ah, how stupid of me.
> ->>>>>->}>>->Ah, how stupid.
> ->>>>>->}>>Ah.
> ->>>>>->}>Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't want to post...
> ->>>>>->}Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't want to reply.
> ->>>>>->Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't want to read ...   
> ->>>>>Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't want to crosspost to alt.religion.kibology...
> ->>>> Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't mean to subscribe to alt.religion.kibology.. 
> ->>>Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't want to give my body to physiology.
> ->>Naa, now cupid can pee.  I couldn't live in myology.
> ->Wow. Now I can see. I can post to alt.stupidity.
> 
> Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't want to inspire a cascade.
Ah, how stupid of me.  I didn't want to spray my pussy with raid.
 
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: holmesda@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (ASTAROTH)
Subject: Re: alt.cascade anyone? (was Re: Aaaaaaaiiiieeeeee...)
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 01:05:35 GMT

In article <1992Apr14.203926.2464@mac.cc.macalstr.edu> tneeck@math.macalstr.edu (Your ads here) writes:
>
> writes
>> In article <1992Apr14.035626.20404@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>, feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu  
>(Alexander Feygin) writes:
>> > willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams) writes:
>> > }In <1992Apr13.031916.22082@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu  
>(Alexander Feygin) writes:
>> > }>kibo@world.std.com (James 'Kibo' Parry) writes:
>> > }>}Please do your part to conserve valuable bandwidth.  Don't cascade this.
>> > }>Please eat your lard to preserve terrible Norse myths.  Don't parade, miss.
>> > }Please play your card and serve great fish dishes.  Don't get laid, miss.
>> > Please may your heart reserve to be delicious.  Don't use Raid, sis.
>> Please play the tart, conserve and be fictitious. Don't touch gay piss!
>Please say your part, observe and be meretricious.  Don't be remiss!
Prease chew the font, dick-nerve, and omnibus.  Ya see this?

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From: kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: a slightly different problem....
Keywords: Elvis is my bowel
Date: 10 Apr 92 07:57:40 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
>THE ARTIFICIAL STOOL..... the turnip lust has 'Avis' as its worst turd.

I was expecting something like that.


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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: tamm@cs.uwp.edu (Ernst Tamm)
Subject: Re: Call For Formation Of New Newsgroup
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Parkside
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 12:44:59 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.045052.26060@cs.odu.edu> dise@nightshade.cs.odu.edu (Aegis) writes:
>Quoth Ernst Tamm:
>>	 HOLD ON A SECOND ! I DO AGREE THAT THE LATEST FAD, CASCADING,
>>	 DOES DESERVE ITS OWN GROUP, BUT YOUR REASONS FOR IT ARE WARPED.
>>	 TO SAY THAT CASCADING DOES NOT BELONG IN THIS GROUP IS STUPIDITY
>>	 IN ITSELF, SO IN THAT SENSE, EVEN YOUR ARTICLE FITS IN......
>>	 ANYHOW, CASCADING IS PURE UNADULTERATED STUPIDITY, AND FITS IN
>>	 VERY WELL WITH THE REST OF THE GARBAGE. SO, LET'S GIVE CASCADING
>>	 ITS OWN GROUP BECAUSE IT IS FUN AND DESERVES IT, NOT BECAUSE IT IS
>>	 A PAIN IN THE ASS AND ISN'T APPROPRIATE.
>>
>>						      -ERNIE
>
>REPENT, REPENT, REPENT!!!  SENSE YOU MADE!!!  THAT YOU CAN'T DO!!!
>AT ONCE MUST YOUR APOLOGY BE MADE!!  GO NOW, BE GONE WITH YE!!!
>TO STUDY ALL THINGS STOOPID YOU MUST GO!  FORTH YOU MUST GO, THE
>GREAT ALUMINUM CAN YOU MUST BEG FORGIVNESS OF!!  IN A PUMPKIN PATCH
>YOU MUST WAIT!!!  ELVIS SHALL BE YOUR GUIDE!!!  FORTH I BID YOU GO,
>RETURN NOT UNTIL YOU ARE ONE WITH STOOPIDITY!!!  SIBLING sub MALE
>OF GREATER CHRONOLOGICAL STATURE SHALL OBSERVE!!!
>
>I hope this helped . . .
>			--Aegis
>
             

	     C U R E D   M Y     I N S O M N I A . . . . . . . 


						-ERNIE


Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Subject: Re: blah
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 07:00:47 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523
Keywords: fuck you

In article <1992Apr7.235117.16694@acsu.buffalo.edu> v115qha3@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Donald R Miller) writes:
>
>
>
>Blah

Ah, a true Guru/Sage joins the group.
From: jfriday@ada.stat.uga.edu (Paul Stacy)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Flig?
Date: 15 Apr 92 23:13:01 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia Statistics Department

In article <2406@news.duke.edu> radkel@canctr.mc.duke.edu writes:
>Flig!
Trig!

(I hope I didn't just start another cascade.)






Paul "Joe Friday" Stacy (not net.police)       Buffalo State College, New York
STACY54@SNYBUFVA.BITNET (Buffalo State College VAX)                JUST THE
jfriday@marie.stat.uga.edu (Univ. of Georgia, Athens UNIX)      "VAX", MA'AM!
Disclaimer:  This isn't the opinion of the school, police, Chief of Detective
             Staff Brown, Planet Spaceball, Starfleet Command, or the Pentagon.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: razorbone@uiuc.edu (Mark Notarus)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Reply-To: razorbone@uiuc.edu (Mark Notarus)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 03:28:35 GMT

haha@vipunen.hut.fi (Harri Haanp{{) writes:

>>> >>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>> >>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>> >>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>> >>>Elvis can't hide.
>>> >>Elvis can slide.
>>> >Elvis can glide.
>>> Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>>> >Elvis is Alive!!!   (sorry couldn't  resist)
>Elvis is outside.
Elvis, my good man, is scum. Horrible. Yanks. Is a lousy singer, actor, and
 can't even get the "dead" part right. In short, Elvis suxs. :)
 
 Mark "i love breaking chains" notarus
-- 
This post is 100% misspelled, misworded, and likely as not, misinterpreted.
Email notarus@uiuc.edu.  Of course, you may not want to.  If so, then don't. :)
From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Flig?
Date: 16 Apr 92 19:42:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: nsisrv.1992Apr16.194228.27177
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923

912016f@ace.acadiau.ca (JACQUELINE FRENCH) writes:
>jfriday@ada.stat.uga.edu (Paul Stacy) writes:
>>radkel@canctr.mc.duke.edu writes:
>>>Flig!
>>Trig!
>BIG!
Tits.
From: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Greg Alt)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: Flig?
Date: 16 Apr 92 20:25:36 GMT
Article-I.D.: hellgate.1992Apr16.142536.18264
Reply-To: galt%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Followup-To: alt.stupidity
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

In article <2406@news.duke.edu>, radkel@canctr.mc.duke.edu writes:
|> Flig!

I just thought of a new way to cascade!  Do a followup, and do the 
last line backwards.  That should come up with some interesting
things...
 
See:
 
Gilf!
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: puchm@marsh.cs.curtin.edu.au (Richard Puchmayer)
Subject: Re: WHAT?!
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 05:24:48 GMT

shmueli@student.umass.edu writes:

>Can someone please expalain to me how come good computing resources
>are wasted on this stupid newsgroop?

    Because people like you post to it !!!!!
--
Richard Puchmayer == puchm@marsh.cs.curtin.edu.au      | Some of us are poets,
Masters Student at Curtin University of Technology, WA.|  some of us are not!
-------------------------------------------------------+------------------------
I know nothing, so can hold no opinions for myself or others...
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1425 alt.religion.kibology:1523 alt.tasteless:4370
From: davros@leo.unm.edu (DAVROS)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.religion.kibology,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Date: 7 Apr 92 20:09:07 GMT
Article-I.D.: lynx.daqjcgp
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Apr6.225310.28968@luga.latrobe.edu.au>, 9125113g@lux.latrobe.edu.au (Mitch Davis) writes:
> In article <1992Apr6.160600.277@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
> >In article <no2His9j6@cs.psu.edu> dsbarr@cs.psu.edu writes:
> >>In article <1992Apr6.132914.22468@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@soil.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
> >>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
> >>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
> >>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
> >>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
> >>>>>Elvis is my guide.
> >>>>Elvis has five brides.
> >>>Elvis can't hide.
> >>Elvis can slide.
> >Elvis can glide.
> "Elvis" parcels fly.
> >Elvis is Alive!!!!!!!!!    (sorry couldn't resist)
> Mitch.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: logan@wpi.WPI.EDU (Stealthy Belligerence)
Subject: Stupid commercials...etc.
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 13:16:29 GMT

	And speaking of stupid...
yesterday i saw an ad for (dum dum da) Spam Lite


-xmas

[C-x i .sig]
	no no the jumper cables will never touch your nipples
          Christopher Smith     SDF-7     
                 logan@wpi.wpi.edu     Phone Number:phone?     
                                                   whats a phone??
                       
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.exploding.kibo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.slack,talk.bizzare,alt.cascade
From: kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: See dick run.
Summary: See, See, See
Keywords: LoBsTeR alert Dick Jane run Spot see thousand island miracle whip
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:32:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44504
Followup-To: there are no >'s so it's not a followup
Organization: Surelocks


See Dick run.
See Jane see Dick.
See Spot see Jane.
Xref: sparky alt.stupidity:1444 alt.slack:1361
From: moore7004@iscsvax.uni.edu
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity,alt.slack
Subject: Re: a slight problem....
Date: 8 Apr 92 18:09:16 -0500
Organization: University of Northern Iowa

In article <7zdHkd#k6@cs.psu.edu>, dsbarr@scheme.cs.psu.edu (Dave Barr) writes:
> In article <1992Apr8.222710.2982@darwin.ntu.edu.au> jaws@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (James Woods) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr7.132442.2738@nsisrv.gsfc.nasa.gov> bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>In article <1992Apr7.044112.23964@mcs.gvsu.edu> bryant@perlis.mcs.gvsu.edu (John Q. Public) writes:
>>>>In article <+#njjsg@lynx.unm.edu> cease@carina.unm.edu (cecilia marie deblasi) writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Apr5.072120.26331@uwm.edu> sarty@convex.csd.uwm.edu (Jay A. DeSart) writes:
>>>>>>In article <43954@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (KodaK) writes:
>>>>>>>In article <584@grivel.une.oz.au> scavanag@neumann.une.oz.au (Steven Cavanagh) writes:
>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>Elvis gives you pride.
>>>>Elvis influences the tides.
>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>Elvis IS dead (I know, he told me last night)
> Elvis IS Fred. (So, what makes Wilma?)
>>
>>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
>>>>>>>THE SUPERFICIAL MULE...the hollow cup JUST gave Pelvis his first head. 
> 
> -- 
> Dave Barr         |  It takes a big man to cry,
> dsbarr@cs.psu.edu |  but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
  Gave Bear            It makes a dog band to fly,
                       but it makes a jigger band to carafe at that band.
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From: bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur)
Subject: Re: a slight problem....la, la, la...
Keywords: Elvis is my pal
Organization: NASA/GSFC code 923
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 15:33:30 GMT

cease@carina.unm.edu (Cecilia De Blasi) writes:
>davros@vesta.unm.edu (DAVROS) writes:
>>jxj5824@hertz.njit.edu (JJ) writes:
>>>klein@kira.egr.msu.edu (Jeffrey Klein) writes:
>>>>bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (Mike Bur) writes:
>>>>>dkelly@umaxc.weeg.uiowa.edu (Rocky Horror) writes:
[MIA]
>>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is outside. 
>>>>>>>>>>>Elvis is my guide.
>>>>>>>>>>Elvis has five brides.
>>>>>>>>>Elvis can't hide.
>>>>>>>>Elvis can slide.
>>>>>>>Elvis can glide.
>>>>>>Elvis is old, dead, and dried.
>>>>>Elvis likes to fold red hide.
>>>>Elvis liked the old red light district.
>>>Elvis bites his mom and dies.
>>Elvis saw me so I am alive.
>Elvis taught me how to jive.
Elvis bought a can of Spam.
>>>>>>>>THE OFFICIAL RULE..... the followup MUST have 'Elvis" as the first word.
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