HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 21:30:08 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.175821.16420@nevada.edu> dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>In article <1992Nov9.073138.7427@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>In article <1992Nov9.041239.28926@nevada.edu> dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>>>In article <1992Nov9.022203.13267@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>>>In article <1992Nov7.122041.3770@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
>[stuff rmd for no apparent reason :>>]
>>>>gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
>>>>with women now...care to flirt with me?
>>>                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>           Sure...   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>ooh, let's make it a threesome, shall we?  menages a trois are so much
>>fun...
>ookey.
right, then, there's two of us...gina?
are you sleazy enough to join us :)?

>>>>>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>>>>What's our country up to these days?
>>>Nothing good.  Although we're almost out of the rut.  Just a few more years.
>>gleep.  i hope so...or i'm moving (i'll come stay with you, sprooney,
>>ok?  and remind me to discipline you for flirting with everyone under
>>the sun...)
>Okay.  Discipline me for flirting with Everyone Under The Sun  (although I
>don't even think I've metter yet.).
hmmm, well, i was going to discipline sprooney, but if you like
i will gladly discipline you (of course, if you care to discipline me,
feel free..i can take anything i dish out, and i like it...

>>>>family values.
>>>>hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
>>>yes...  (nods)
>>but you gotta know what you're doing..as well i do.
>>learn from an expert!  leather, the sleazy redhead who does
>>hard and soft equally well! (but who prefers hard and is very good
>>at making the soft hard..)
>I would think so.  Redheads are especially good at that sort of thing.  Alas,
>the last one I knew left several years ago.  Oh well... (grins and looks
>hopefully at leather)
my deepest sympathies, sweetheart...yes, redheads are quite good
at those things...esp ones named leather....

>>>>which i don't doubt you do.
>>>>
>>>>leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.

>William Turlough Cat aka beiad

leather aka mrow, purr

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:46:22 GMT

>>>>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>>>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>>>>>>purr nose sniff...)
>>>>>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>>>>>      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>>>>> I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>>>>> As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>>>>> each others arms *smmoooooocching*
>>>>> 
>>>>> hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
>>>>My kind of man!!!
>>>yeah, i go for men named "heidi", too...
>>>gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
>>>with women now...care to flirt with me?
>>                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>           Sure...   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>ooh, let's make it a threesome, shall we?  menages a trois are so much
>fun...
Ah, fuck it.. let's just do a mass orgy! Um.. flirting?
	Hey babe, what's your sign?

>>>>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>>>What's our country up to these days?
>>Nothing good.  Although we're almost out of the rut.  Just a few more years...
>gleep.  i hope so...or i'm moving (i'll come stay with you, sprooney,
>ok?  and remind me to discipline you for flirting with everyone under
>the sun...)
Oh, Leather, how could I forget to... Will you get me to lie on the
bathroom floor, and whip me six times? Make it sting... sir.

>>>family values.
>>>hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
>>yes...  (nods)
>but you gotta know what you're doing..as well i do.
>learn from an expert!  leather, the sleazy redhead who does
>hard and soft equally well! (but who prefers hard and is very good
>at making the soft hard..)
Hey.. I almost forgot... I'm recruting Leather for Wicked Wanda's
Whip Cellar, 9th circle... come up and see her someday.

>>>which i don't doubt you do.
>>>
>>>leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.
>>>
>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
Hold on... did Leather just call herself PEACEFUL?!?!?!

ioMNS
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 01:41:45 GMT

af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:


>In a previous article, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) says:

>>In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>>a sex object for president?  
>>
>>oh yeah?  well, i'm a redhead and *i'm* sleazier!  ask simon.
>>vote for me and your wildest fantasies will come true (yes, even
>>the one about the custard and the doberman with combat boots)!


>Hey! I'm the resident redhead here. :P

No, thats me. Well, strawberry-blond anyway.


>Lisa 
Eccles aka IM BACK!



>-- 
>            "The children asked him if to kill was not a sin"
>                                                Lennon/McCartney
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Jesters Objection........ 
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 22:28:16 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>Jester my love, we DO NEED to do something about this. ALl the talk
>about is sex, sex, sex. And they never do anything about it. I wish
>they would put up or shut up about it, for the most part. WE need some
>new story lines to get started. Can we work together on this, my
>loving Court Jester? Can we? Hmm? Please.

sure.....and the way it seems you are talking to me..we can
work out a little more in bed as well.....

<gratuitous sex scene>

anyways...yes....ithink we need totally new threads...
enuff of this boring as hell Sex Sells thread...

we need a Jester for sale thread.........
yeah..i'm for sale to the highest bidder.....

>We don't need anoth er election: we need some new ideas. Help me to be
>assertive enough to spread all my new ideas. Of course you need to
>learn them too. Want to talk them over? 

hm..assertive...in..bed....

<yet another gratuitous sex scene>

>Gina aka what am I to do w/o you, my dear court jester
Court Jester aka never have an orgasm again????/
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From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 01:59:15 GMT

In article <1992Nov6.150024.29233@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>
>In article <1992Nov5.183429.12893@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>, cweir@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Corey Weir) writes:
>|> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!biosci!uwm.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!cs.utexas.edu!qt.cs.utexas.edu!yale.edu!yale!gumby!destroyer!caen!news.cs.indiana.edu!nstn.ns.ca!morgan.ucs.mun.ca!cweir
>|> From: cweir@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Corey Weir)
>|> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
>|> Subject: Re: Sex sells...
>|> Summary: I wanna get in on this...
>|> Message-ID: <1992Nov5.183429.12893@morgan.ucs.mun.ca>
>|> Date: Thu, 5 Nov 92 13:34:29 EST
>|> References: <1992Nov4.183420.8039@ncsu.edu> <1992Nov5.010836.1780@tamsun.tamu.edu> <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu>
>|> Sender: Jolly
>|> Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland
>|> Lines: 8
>|> 
>|> 
>|>          Just as an aside..wink,wink,nudge,nudge..I'd like to *toss* my
>|> hat into this sleazy affair. A vote for me is a roll in the clover for
>|> you. That's my way, grab my twister board and jump right
>|> in..wink,wink,nudge,nudge..Say no more
>|>
clover?  welllll....what about nettles?
c'mon, you can be more creative than that...
 
>|>                                                 Jolly
>|>                                                 cweir@morgan.ucs.mun.ca
>|> 
>Look Frank, a new contestant, any comments?...Well, Jolly seems to be testing
>the water a bit.  No real sleeze here but certinaly a hint that she can
>get nasty later on.  I think we can expect great things from her...Thanks
>frank, now back to the booth with chestnutt
>
>chestnutt aka come one come all, jump in and say hello

chestnutt, have you appointed yrself official sportscaster for this
event?  hee hee..."chestnutt, i've got something to show you..."

leather aka *zipppp* thump thump....
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
Date: 4 Nov 92 22:00:36 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov2.142147.3655@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Oct31.142822.725@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>> By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>> president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>> a sex object for president?  
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Gina may have promised a blow to the head and a knee to the groin...but I won't
>> stop there!!!!
>> 
>> Not only will I give a knee to the groin as well as a blow to the head, but I
>> will also:
>> 
>> *break all the bones in your hand, one at a time;
>> *staple your nostrils together; and...
>> *invite you to come upstairs.
>> 
>>           _____________________________________________________
>>           | I am not prejudiced against rodents or any other  |
>>           |individuals.  I am equally sleazy towards everyone.|
>>           |___________________________________________________|
>> 
>> As for serious damage, maybe it's just because you can't handle me...
>> After all, not every life-form in the universe is able to withstand my amazing
>> sexual energy...
> Sexual energy? I've got all the energy you'll ever need RIGHT HERE.
> I'll treat you like you deserve to be treated, like you always wanted
> to be treated, like you'd love A beautiful curvaceous blonde to treat
> you. Every day. All Day (and all night). I'll make you feel so good
> you'll never want to leave me or replace me with anyone else. 
> 	AND IT'S NOT BRAINWASHING!!!!!! ( I hate laundry )
> I won't even discriminate among life-forms. If you can't handle all of
> me at once, then I promise to stop when you've had all you personally
> can handle.
> 	WHAT BETTER OFFER IS THERE THAN ALL YOU EVER ASKED FOR?


Oh, please.  Unskilled workers are so sad.  I've got so much sexual energy that
most of Oswego County keeps warm off me in the winter. (And I don't mean just
electricity.)  Do I sense competition in the air? Well, I can out-sex and
out-kink anyone any day!  As for having stuff to do with Monty Python, well...
Just look for my guest shots on "Blackmail."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 03:57:06 GMT

In article <1992Nov10.233239.9568@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>In article <1992Nov10.170228.22482@nevada.edu> dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
>>In article <sprooney.721379189@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>
>>>>>>>gina, sweetie your flirting is out of control; you are flirting
>>>>>>>with women now...care to flirt with me?
>>>>>>                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>>           Sure...   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>>>ooh, let's make it a threesome, shall we?  menages a trois are so much
>>>>>fun...
>>>>ookey.
>>>Not a very imaginitve answer, was it?
>>It was about all I could say, as my lips were stapled together, then covered
>>with duck tape.
>right, honey.  and you enjoyed every minute of it.
>
>>>>>>>>And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>>>>>>>>What's our country up to these days?
>>>>>>Nothing good.  Although we're almost out of the rut.  Just a few more years..
>>>>>gleep.  i hope so...or i'm moving (i'll come stay with you, sprooney,
>>>>>ok?  and remind me to discipline you for flirting with everyone under
>>>>>the sun...)
>>>>Okay.  Discipline me for flirting with Everyone Under The Sun  (although I
>>>>don't even think I've metter yet.).
>>>Don't worry. Either have I.
>>>>
>>>>>>>family values.
>>>>>>>hardcore, softcore, both can be good if you've got the stuff.
>>>>>>yes...  (nods)
>>>>>but you gotta know what you're doing..as well i do.
>>>>>learn from an expert!  leather, the sleazy redhead who does
>>>>>hard and soft equally well! (but who prefers hard and is very good
>>>>>at making the soft hard..)
>>>>I would think so.  Redheads are especially good at that sort of thing.  Alas,
>>>>the last one I knew left several years ago.  Oh well... (grins and looks
>>>>hopefully at leather)
>>>Leather Red HEAD!
>>I'll turn the rest of her red...  (Grins impishly)
>oooh, i would love that...tell me exactly how you're going to do it..
>
>>>>>>>which i don't doubt you do.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>leather aka a peaceful soul...honest.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>>>Wotever you say, mate. aka mNSio
>>
>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>
>leather aka bodypaint?  floggings? spam?
All of the above! ^^^^^^  ^^^^      ^^^^
>

William Turlough Cat aka beiad
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: concessions
Date: 7 Nov 92 17:10:26 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov7.110849.3754@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> In article <1992Nov5.231837.14149@midway.uchicago.edu>, airn@ellis.uchicago.edu (Anthony Airne) writes:
>> Where are the concession speeches? I personally refuse to believe that
>> Sir Not Appearing in this Newsgroup has thrown in the towel so easily, as
>> evidenced by his evident refusal to concede (perhaps until the paper ballots
>> have been counted?). Furthermore, I would like to hear None of the Above's
>> views on Gina's apparent usurpation of his/her/its office.
>> 
>> 
>> -- 
>> -------------------------------------------------
>> Anthony Airne
>> (312) 702-4612
>> airn@midway.uchicago.edu
> 
> Concession speeches: down the hall next to the hot dog stand.
> None of the Above has delegated to me the power to make such executive
> decisions as I feel are necessary for the well-being of the newsgroup.
> And I quote:
> 	" I hereby delegate to my sensuous VP aka Gina all authority
> to make such executive decisions as she feels are necessary until I,
> None of the Above, am able to appear if the newsgroup on a regular
> basis without interruption for years at a time. No one is allowed to
> usurp her position except me. And I am president, remember? "
> 		Got a problem with it?
> 
> 		Let ME know!
> 			----Gina
PS:
If you DO have a problem, we need to solve it ASAP. I will do anything
within my power to resolve any internal conflicts.
From: jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Erection Lesults Part #1
Date: 11 Nov 92 20:25:14 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>Jester,
>>nice to have you back.  I need help.  I,m here in the booth, well part of the
>>time, judging the sleeze contest.  I really have my hands full julgling
>>these, er, um, women.  And a lovly pair, er, group of women have joined in.
>>The two front runners are Gina and Leather with honerably mention to lots of
>>others.  

>well...i would have to say that Gina loses the sleeze contest..
>Gina is a well-respected lady that only lowers her bodice line
>when it gives her the advantage...like when she 'bought' 6 votes
>for VP...which i might add she was quaLIFIED FOR ANYWAY

Hey!! I *still* haven't been paid yet!

>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
>Court Jester aka if you say so.....
J Seam aak so!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jstrachman@vax.clarku.edu
Subject: RE: Spanish Inquistion
Organization: Clark University
Date: 8 NOV 92 09:24:21 GMT

NOBODY expects an italian eggplant sandwich with turkish kielbasa filling.

-Zephyr
From: jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: le pouff celebre
Date: 10 Nov 92 19:47:07 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Daniel Blum) writes:

>Closer.  But still wrong.

Blum. Oh, I mean Bum! (Oh, what a giveaway!)

(How close did you wanta get, sailor?)
From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 04:05:49 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.020750.12253@tamsun.tamu.edu> hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>In article <1992Nov7.001054.7581@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> hschmidt@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Heidi E Schmidt) writes:
>>>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>>>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>>>>purr nose sniff...)
>>>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>>     Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>>I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>>As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>>each others arms *smmoooooocching*
>
>i don't think romance is sleazy; it's sort of pure no matter how
>sleazy you get...
>tickling is awfully fun tho, esp when yr man is ticklish and you are
>not...
Ahhh...  tickling...  brings back some memories.  Sitting 'round the telly,
eating pizza and spam...  passionate romance in the Gene shrine...  sponge
fights in the make-up room...  breaking into the chem lab...  Ahhh...
Chemistry, what an art...   (very passionate purring...)  Oh yes, and 
tickling...  
>
>Very Soft Leather
>
>
>

beiad aka William Turlough Cat
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: le pouff celebre
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 07:15:39 GMT

>Can anyone translate the following into english ???
>
>I suspect the previous two replies were wrong !
>
>(From 'Monty Python's Big Red Book')
>
>		Le Pouff Celebre
>		----------------
>Bonjour les hommes, et a toutes les madames bonjour encore - pas oublier les
>enfants, les mademoiselles, et les vendeurs de legumes vertes. Bonjour a tout
>le monde!
>
>Mon colleague et moi, Brian Zatapatique, (vive Brian, le pouff celebre) ont
>dit a vous au subject du Mouton Anglo-Francais (avec les pommes frites).
>Je vous voudrai recommender ce Mouton de l'aviation, parce qu'il est le 
>premier Mouton aeronautique dans le monde entier.
>
>Mais, peut-etre vous me demandez, ou est le bagage? ou sont les voyageurs?
>Et maintenant - voila! Ils sont dans l'interior d'intestins du mouton
>Anglo-Francais.
>
>Certainement, il est un bon example de l'international co-operation et
>particulierement entre la France et l'Angleterre.
>
>A toutes les fans de mon colleque (l'international pederaste celebre) et moi,
>mille francs salutations,
>
>Brian Zatapatique et son ami.
>
>	- Mr Ken Liver Sausage (csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk)
	
	

		 The Famous Pooftah
       		--------------------

Good day to the men, and to all the women good day as well - not to
forget [?] the children, the young women, and the sellers of green
peas.  Good day to the whole world!

My colleague and I, Brian Zatapatique (hooray Brian, the famous
pooftah) will speak to you on the subject of the Anglo-French sheep
(with french fries).  I definitely recommend to you this flying sheep,
because it is the finest aeronautical sheep in the entire world.

But, you demand of me, where is the luggage?  Where are the
passengers?  

[Something] - voila!  They are inside the intestines of the
Anglo-French sheep.

Certainly, this is a good example of the international cooperation and
[something else] between France and England.

To all the fans of my colleague (the internationally famous pederast)
and myself, a thousand greetings [I don't know what "francs" is doing
in there].

Brian Zatapatique and his friend.



Well, here it is (more or less).  I hope that everyone gives me all
the thanks I deserve.

While I'm spouting off, I can't help but notice that Gina has still
not responded to my question about her answer to question 16 on the
Mason application form.  I still want to know:

What did she find when she last checked?
What did she check?  The usual?
When did she last check?

So, Madame Vice-President, I challenge you to respond!  If you don't,
I will have to conclude that you are trying to get a rise out of me.

	Dan "Tool of Satan" (as certified by the Southern Baptist Church)
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