HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Subject: Re: RICHH: ANOTHER NEW GAME--GUESS THE NATIONALITY
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date:  7 Apr 92 04:00:44 GMT

waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby) writes:

>In article <1992Apr6.180415.17406@zip.eecs.umich.edu> fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu  
>(Matthew Fields) writes:
>>In article <1992Apr6.174329.28394@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)  
>writes:
>>>Guess the nationality of the emailer.
>>>
>>>Got this in the mail today:
>>>---------------------------
>>>
>>>Hi !
>>> 
>>>I'm interresting by songs text of Nirvana, can you mail it me, please ?
>>>(only if you have some time, i understand it's not interresting to write)
>>>(i ask this to you, because i'm <guess> and the singer is very hard to
>>>understand)
>>>Thank you .
>>>---------------------------
>>>RICHH
>>>-no, but I kiss that way.
>>
>>Sounds German, but really I'd say they're from the nation of Northern
>>California.

>No way, it's definitely Oriental.  I'd say Chinese.

come on, come on, his 'r's and 'l's are in the right place.

finnish. definitely finnish.

josh
From: fink2@alcor.concordia.ca ( HOWARD FINK )
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I'm not your man...
Date: 12 Apr 92 16:56:19 GMT
Article-I.D.: alcor.fink2.703097779

nmehl@rm105serve.sas.upenn.edu (Nathan J. Mehl) writes:


>(BTW, does anybody else here think that John Simon is a closet case?  I
>find it hard to believe that someone that anal retentive could NOT be
>a screaming queen when the lights are out...:)
I'm not familiar with the name, but I'll ask around.

>*    -Nathan J. Mehl-     * Destined to be the only queer Guns'n'Roses   *
>* nmehl@pennsas.upenn.edu * fan on the planet. And probably deserves it. *
Not so!  Dorothy knows several G&S fans...

Nathan
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Good Advice, part II
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 18:16:11 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

Mark-Jason Dominus thusly: 
: I invite followups to this old chestnut:
: 
: 	Worm and parcel with the lay,
: 	serve around the other way.

well, the way i figure it is a couple nailing each other in a large
brown bag full of cold spaghetti, and the chick asks him for 
"something different".
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| lord snooty @the giant | inceptus clamor frustratur hiantes              |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: Hi!
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 22:47:13 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN K12.CHAT.SENIOR
Serena.Holmes@f17.n3400.z1.fidonet.org (Serena Holmes) writes:

) OK I'M READY NOW!! I HAVE BLONDISH-BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES!!
) WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE?? I LIKE TO SKI AND RIDE HORSES!! WHAT 
) DO YOU LIKE TO DO?? IN MY SPARE TIME I LIKE TO: WRITE TO
) PEOPLE ON THE COMPUTERS (LIKE YOU), HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND 
) DO ALL SORTS OF FUN STUFF!! WHAT DO YOU DO??? THANKS FOR SAYING 
) YOU'LL WRITE BACK USUALLY I NEVER HEAR FROM PEOPLE UNTIL
) ATLEAST 2 WEEKS LATER!! DON'T MIND ME IF I BABBLE ON SOMETIMES!!
) I JUST WRITE TO BE WRITING. SORRY THERE I GO AGAIN!!
) PLEASE WRITE BACK!! I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU!! 
)    SERENA

I'M IN LOVE!!!

--
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Polka
Summary: schottishes and waltzes
Keywords: mazurkas, polski kielbasas
Date: 14 Apr 92 04:42:38 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre.spwot
Organization: Institute for Spwotting, Hawaii

In article <1992Apr13.233041.10137@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
>In article <1992Apr13.231314.20512@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)shamelessly provides the straight line of the century:
>>
>>I don't GET it....
>>
>No, I'm not gonna say it.
>I just wanna see who does.

Okay, RICHH, I'll play the SPWOT.  Let's see now...

    "Well, maybe you _should_, Terry!  It might do you some good..."

(...or something of that order.  Oooh, did I fuck that up?)

--
 Rigler             Utshwala Bumandi
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: randy@rss.dl.nec.com (Randy Bullard)
Subject: Re: short, shameful confession
Organization: NEC America
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 21:34:32 GMT

In article <1992Apr10.202658.27294@terminator.cc.umich.edu>, ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD) writes:
|> I'm about to being running an Advanced Dungeons and Dragons campaign.
|> 
|> Old-fashioned rules.  The really disorganized kind.
|> 
|> AjD
|> e. gary gygax, what hast thou wrought?

You're one of those D&D faggots we made fun of in junior high school huh?

Can I play?

-- 
- Randy Bullard  -    Dallas, TX randy@rss.dl.nec.com
					  Home (214)750-4934
					  Work (214)907-4463

| Have you ever rubbed your thigh with number 10 sandpaper and     |
| poured Red Devil turpentine on it?  I hate it when that happens. |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.sex,alt.peeves
From: puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude)
Subject: More helpful Hints
Organization: WHAT?
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 21:06:37 GMT

 drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) teaches us with...
>
>Irregardless how syntactically, or semantically correct,
>
>Never start with:
>
>"And Now to Do the 'Sex Stuff'."
>
Rats! And I was gonna do that right after I do'ed lunch!
Now what do I *do*?
--
Puter		puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com		Go UofL Cardinals!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt)
Subject: Mojo says `Hello' (and Re: Trouble on the horizon, Cap'n)
Organization: Space Systems/Loral
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 20:59:21 GMT

In article <1992Apr7.025316.16792@yang.earlham.edu>, davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Live from the Twilight Zone) writes:
|> 	Yes, boyars and grills...
|> 
|> 	ANOTHER JFW!!!  
|> 	Don't invite him over here!!  He might actually show up, if he likes 
|> "Slacker"!!  And the last thing we need is _three_ people fighting over 
|> the initials "jfw".

I think I should just point out that my middle name is `Howard'.

It's a middle name I have always despised, as it was given to me in memory
of my soon-to-be-finally-departed-dead-gone-rotting-compost great uncle
Howard who is a bigot, a chauvinist *and* a Democrat as are all of his
descendents without exception.

|> 	It Would Not Be A Good Idea.

Indeed.

On a lighter note, Mojo sent me a package from Baltimore with loads o'
stuff in it. No political observational humor, though. He did speculate
that the `Dr. Mitch Kramer' is the nom de plume of Tom Bridle, now living
again in Newport Beach. The poor bastard -- he wouldn't live there by
choice.

Mojo says I need a new nickname. Both of our nicknames are pretty dumb.
His is a contraction of `Dr. Van Van Mojo,' the famous Discordian saint.
Mine is even more embarassing, as I took it on a whim from a favorite
character from a cheap space opera years ago -- when I was younger and
dumber. (Hard to believe isn't it?)

Mojo's nickname has taken on life of its own, though, as people who don't
recognize the reference use it to refer to him. Mine, however, is just
dumb dumb dumb and dumb.

I agree with Mojo. I need a new nickname. Something catchy, original,
and not as hard to pronounce when screaming.

So, knowing that the best nicknames are always given to you rather than
taken, I thought I would solicit a pseudonym from the net rather than
trust such a weighty decision to my own proven-to-be-impaired judgement.
This may, in fact, be another bad judgement call, but I'm tough.

If I get one that's better than the really dumb one I have now (that I
have deliberately chosen not to reveal), I'll support it by actually
answering to it. This doesn't mean I'll stop using my real name. I have
nothing but contempt for people who hide behind pseudonyms on Usenet.

All those who propose nicknames dumber than the one I have now will be
mercilessly flamed into oblivion, killfiled, and sent to bed without any
custard -- as well as other forms of retribution that may result from
later inspiration.

You may email your suggestions but I reserve the right to publish them.

-- 
James Woodyatt  Space Systems/Loral   Palo Alto, CA   bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com

``And when he dreamed his ears drooled thirty weight engine oil
He took personality tests and stapled them to his lower lip''
				    --Stan Ridgway,
				      `Jack Talked (Like A Man On Fire)'
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.music.funky
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson)
Subject: Funky Politics
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 19:58:13 GMT


We dont want GEORGE Bush for President.
We dont want Bill CLINTON for President.

We want George Clinton for President!!!!!
Dedicated to the feeling of good--and baby he's good at being good.

They say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill....
they call me the big pill!

--Dr. Funkenstein

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: A QUESTION
Followup-To: wherever the whales go to die
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 16:25:51 GMT

In article <willimsa.702920205@unix1.tcd.ie> willimsa@unix1.tcd.ie (Gavin Williams) writes:
>
>
>Just how much time does RICHH spend each day reading and posting inthe
>news? :-)

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RICHH
--Now eat that asshole who's an eclair

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian The Drive)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Update on Dfan's life.
Date: 7 Apr 92 01:35:39 GMT
Reply-To: chrisl@sancho.sybase.com (Xian The Drive)

In article <1992Apr3.183622.18655@athena.mit.edu>, dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt) writes:

|> Oh, and my band is opening for the Violent Femmes in three weeks.

Bastard.

My band got jacked out of opening for them.

--   
+------------+ "Som [Roundheads] had their harts pulled out
|    xian    |   which the Papists gnawed with their teeth"
| ----<--<@  |                    x
+------------+	- Samuel Clarke's _Martyrology_,1651. -
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11322 soc.singles:11396
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles
Subject: Re: Desperately Seeking a Domain Mapping function for Sex
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 00:46:41 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1992Apr11.213403.9540@wetware.com>
  <1992Apr13.125944.6154@hemlock.cray.com>

: Academic Note:
: 
: If you are having Sex in such a way that you can't tell exactly 
: when it begins and ends, you are probably Doing something right.
: 
: muriel
: standard disclaimer

in my very humble opinion, acronyms excluded, this is one of the very
VERY rare times that i feel a female has Said the Right Thing.
(as a female, i mean). (not me, i mean). (would i morf ya?...naah).
of course, that should have been a "R" not an "r", and the "q" is silent,
as in botswana.
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| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
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From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: If I had a Million Dollars
Date: 10 Apr 92 19:22:10 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

I'd buy all the ad space in next month's VOGUE and
fill it with ads for Pizza Hut, Snickers, Haagen-Dasz,
and the dessert cart at Oscar Taylor's.

				--Blair
				  "I like healthy girls
				   with widely-set eyes
				   and nice cheekbones."
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Poisoning my roommate's plants
Date: 9 Apr 92 07:52:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: news.1992Apr9.075233.7289
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii

In article <1992Apr8.213455.10954@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> gwg33762@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Garret W. Gengler) writes:
>Anyone have any tips on how to secretly murdur one's roommate's plants?

Don't use coffee, beer or coca cola.  I've been dumping these substances
into the pots of our office plants for five years and it has only made
them stronger...

--
 Rigler                         (So help me, Me!)
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Embodiment of Cheese)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:25:03 GMT
Followup-To: misc.politics or fuck off.  I don't want your goddamn followup.
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    After years of a continually declining career, lousy movies, a
failed radio show, a brief resurgence with _You Bet Your Life_, and then
obscurity, Groucho Marx began to wish he had never become immortal.

    Pondering, he decided that he was tired of show business, and as
long as he was immortal he might as well make the most of it and try a
new career.  After all, if it flopped, he could always start over again,
free of the time constraints that hamper mortals.  But where should he
go?  He was tired of America, with all the disappointments it had held
for him.  He chewed the end of his cigar and thought.  Cigars.  yes.  He
would go to a place with decent cigars.

    He grew a beard to disguise himself, moved away, and began a new
life.  He proved as talented a politician as he was a comic, and to this
day he is the dictator of Cuba.
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: jchrist@GeoWare.COM (Jesus Christ)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Nein
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 21:23:28 EDT
Organization: GeoWare Software Design, Toronto ON

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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: water bottle fist removal dance
Keywords: free, porch, Guam, generalisimo, poignant
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:49:32 GMT

Two days out of port and the launch shudders in a heavy sea.
Manning the midnight bridge are two of the senior officers.
The radio sizzles with two short blasts of static.
A voice slices through the bridge with two words.
I'm free.

Alone in the grand ballroom, behind locked doors a waltz 
hangs in the air. The motion of the ship carries the feet
in a casual arc, tracing slow infinities. 

The newsreader leans closer to the microphone and in a studied
voice that he breaks at will to convey emotional involvement
informs the blinded audience that the generalisimo has called
for further re-inforcements to shore up defensive positions
and to work under the cloak of darkness.

This not a sentence,

The elder took to the porch with a cold bottle, watching the
condensation sweat pool ring and bleed out from the source of
discomfort and the night pressing in too early and none of the
summer flies noticed the chair tip forward.

The antique beaches have been cleared of sand to preserve a tidy
and informal point. The young tourists have since gathered to
acclaim the distinction between the land's end and the water's
arrival.

The card had no message although the flowers were perfumed in a
cinamon based oil.
From: nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the thirty-thousand ways of thought
Date: 15 Apr 92 21:50:30 GMT
Article-I.D.: magnolia.NJ.92Apr15165030
Organization: Postcarcinogenic Bliss, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: magnolia.berkeley.edu

according to Princeton's latest AI technology,
gangrene is a kind of cognition.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars)
Subject: Re: An idea whose time has come
Organization: The Church of Mr. Whipple
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 17:50:49 GMT

In article <1992Apr6.040704.10755@newshost.anu.edu.au> jjj@merlin.mso.anu.edu.au (Joni Johnson) writes:
*  'Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.' TMBG

I actually have a prosthetic forehead to wear upon my real head.  Honest.

I wore it last Halloween. 


Mark "Funky" Lippert
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Victorian Negligees  (Was:  Freudian Slips)
Date: 8 Apr 92 07:00:40 GMT
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii

>> >> Defecated to... the hell with it.
>> >
>> >No, no! This is a good one!
>> >
>> >Defecated to debriefing my porpoise.
>> >Delegated to denigrating corpses.
>> >Degenerated into negative custards.
>> Defenestrated for no real purpose.
Defenseless fornicating tortoise.
--
 Rigler                         (So help me, Me!)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: MY FAVORITE RHYME IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Followup-To: rec.arts.poems
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
X-Trois:  Polyorchid
Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 18:12:17 GMT


tumid
humid


RICHH
--"rhymemaster Richie"
--beats out tumescent and anti-depressant by a mile
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Honor the Warranty (Re: Blair Gets His (was Re: What's this?))
Date: 6 Apr 92 06:40:18 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Mar29.034117.1873@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>In <9888@inews.intel.com> bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair Houghton) writes:
>>In article <1992Mar15.021459.1819@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM> jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>I didn't say you could keep the FRAME, did I?

Well, then, here, have it back, if you're going to be an
ASSHOLE about it.

----------------------------------||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----------------------------------

				--Blair
				  "Bo Diddley live at the Marquis
				   in Brooklyn, in our special tribute
				   to the late Willie Dixon.  Then comes
				   Big Twist and the Mellow Fellows, on
				   Blues Stage.  God I love NPR and Commie
				   Radio in general.  Except for the
				   talking part, where they prove that they
				   think socialism is an economy and
				   masturbation is reproductive...."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11267 alt.sex:14746
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Kaiser Wilhelm in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex
Subject: Re: AN OFFER (Was: A POEM)
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:24:43 GMT
	<1858@asuvax.eas.asu.edu>
Followup-To: poster
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu's message of 15 Apr 92 20:49:08 GMT

In article <1858@asuvax.eas.asu.edu> ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra) writes:
>	Did he show you any pictures of Karen?

Hell, he showed me pictures of my sister.
--

           Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: pete
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 92 08:19:55 GMT



>Article 111492 of freenet.pub-sq.kiosk:
>Newsgroups: freenet.pub-sq.kiosk
>From: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Pete Remner)
>Subject: Son of SideSwiped!
>Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
>Date: Sat, 23 Mar 91 05:54:09 GMT 


   0  |\
 /_`o_##
|~/| |~~|

Here we see Dave P.
A seemingly normal human being glued to the terminal, wreaking havoc on the
unsuspecting souls of Freenet. A Zoner, in other words. But, as we take a
closer look........








       /~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
    /                   \
  /                       \
 /                         \
|                           |     And here we see an overhead shot of him
| 			    |    with the cramium removed. Note the lack of 
 \                         /     material. This is not a surprise considering
  \                       /      the understandability factor of his posts 
    \                   /        (nil). 
       \_____________/


Interestingly enough, Z's UF is the same as this example's, but Z has some of
the slimy fibrous mattter called brain in his skull. The only explanation of
Dave's lack of a brain is that he is a Teenage Mutant Freenet Cockroach, as
he has no central nervous system. Then, to dispose of him, look back into
Mike Somos's uploads on Roach Killing. Or, get an economy-sized bottle of
Raid.

-- 
momma take this cash from me                      cfn: aj923
i can't use it... anymore                         hfn: premner
it's gettin dark, too dark to see                 "just call me peej"
feels like i'm knockin on heavens door.. W. Axl Rose
-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (cupid's six-guns)
Subject: Re: Short &c
Organization: the rain dogs
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 08:02:40 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.025551.874@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu> plord@hub.cs.jmu.edu (Paul Lord) writes:
>(still a powerful piece. neat.), etc. In a moment of perversion, I suggested
>feeding her collected works into hashbaby. The edited output is three pages
>of pure gems. She included it into the thesis.

hashbaby has never and will never say anything
more profound than the following:

"Dawn is breaking against my head."

m

although the word "violationship" runs a close second.
-- 
minerva burst from joves head with a helluva yell but that does not prove 
that we should stand in awe of every case of mastoiditis            archy
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