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From: jjhoxsey@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Major Lee Obvious)
Subject: Re: Letterman Quotes
Organization: ACME Acres Looniversity Public Relations.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 14:10:27 GMT

In article <dlcogswe.715614582@vela> dlcogswe@vela.acs.oakland.edu
(Dan Cogswell) writes:
>dks@athena.mit.edu (dks) writes:
>
>>"Heh-heh-heh  . . .  What d'ya want?  Wicker?"
>
>Or, "They pelted us with rocks and garbage."
>

	Some of my more memorable quotes....

	"...and, it's moist."
	"It's funny, I hate the itching, but I don't mind the
swelling." (I think this one won the "Quote of the Month/Year" thingy
that Dave was doing at the time).
	[ Talking about Thanksgiving dinner. ] "...the traditional
swan dinner.  Mmmm boy.  And you know, it's so much fun to watch the
kids fight over the neck."
	Just some ramblings.  Now that I have a real job, I haven't
been able to stay up late enough to watch Dave as much as I'd like.
Gotta fix that VCR.
	Oh, and anyne who visits Muncie, IN can see why Dave is so
"goofy" 8) at times.  There's nothing to do there....

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From: myboy@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Lewis Murtaugh)
Subject: Fave Dave Quotes
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston Illinois.
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 15:09:23 GMT

Just thought I'd start another thread on the World's Fastest Growing
Newsgroup:

Does anybody out there have favorite quotes from Dave?  My favorites include:

	The immortal beverage quote (if you have to ask, you ain't a fan)

	"Them bats is smart."  Paul: "How's that?"   Well, uh, they use
	radar."


--
Charles Murtaugh
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: drice@ponder.csci.unt.edu (Keith Rice)
Subject: Re: Letterman's plans
Organization: University of North Texas
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 15:45:42 GMT

In <-7jnj8c.genie@netcom.com> genie@netcom.com (The Genie) writes:

>As far as Letterman's future plans are concerned, I think it's still
>up in the air, although I've heard that he'll probably work
>out something with ABC.  The rumor is that ABC will air his
>show at the same tim as the Tonight Show.  Should be an
>interesting dual...

If that's true, Dave will kick Jay's butt in the ratings.

>Note: Did you know that NBC is owned by General Electric?

Every die-hard Late Night fan knows that.

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From: dlcogswe@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Dan Cogswell)
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 13:45:01 GMT

cecchinr@dimaggio.cs.rpi.edu (Ron Cecchini) writes:

>My earliest memory of Larry, which also coincides with my earliest memory of
>Dave, was Larry doing "Grandma's Toast on a Stick".

>Anyone remember that one? Anyone, anyone? Beuller, Beuller?

"It's easy, it's quick, it's Toast on a Stick."

-- 
Dan Cogswell               Or as we say in Michigan:  "Dee-troit"
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 14:08:19 EDT
From: <DSF105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: In Living Color ripoffs of Dave...
 <1992Sep2.211954.11479@bnr.ca>

Hey hey hey, lookee here, kids. . .

    "Vo est der laudner steuben" (approx.) was said while
Dave was looking through the periscope of some submarine
or other, guided by an older lady--who Dave tormented the
entire time.  I can't name the submarine, but I believe the
translation that Dave gave for his words was, "Where are the
Landers Sisters?"

    If I'm wrong, let me know.

                            --- Derek S. Felton
                                dsf105 @ psuvm.psu.edu
From: detrolio@andromeda.rutgers.edu (David De Trolio)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Letterman's plans
Date: 4 Sep 92 03:02:17 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.

pierres@microsoft.com (Pierre Stromberg) writes:

>     Yeah, but what about Ted Koppel ? Is he going to bolt from Nightline
>if they give Dave his spot ?

Many of ABC's affiliates have been complaining about NIGHTLINE, and often
do not carry the full program when it exceeds its normal 30 minutes on air.

I think more or less Koppel would give up the program himself, and become
more involved in the weekly news programs and investigative reporting.  He
still gives one hell of an interview.

If Letterman does jump to ABC, I do not think we would see the end of
Nightline until late 1993.


-- 
David De Trolio - (detrolio@andromeda.rutgers.edu)
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"We're sailing on the wind of better days"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: weaver@chdasic.sps.mot.com (Dave Weaver)
Subject: Re: In Living Color ripoffs of Dave...
Organization: SPS
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 15:32:04 GMT


christo@bcarh803.BNR.CA (Mark Christopher) writes:
>Ten points for the person who can name when/where Dave said:
>
>	Vo est der laudner struben?


It was in the U-boat at the Museum of Science and Industry 
in Chicago. (Looking in the periscope to be exact!)
It was the week the show went "on tour" to Chicago.

---
Dave Weaver
Motorola - Chandler,AZ
From: rob@violet.berkeley.edu (Rob Robertson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Letterman's Email Address
Date: 3 Sep 92 16:31:24
Organization: /home/math_a/cc/rob/.organization
NNTP-Posting-Host: hanalei.berkeley.edu


You might try writing to postmaster@nbc1.ge.com.  

rob
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		       rob@violet.berkeley.edu

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From: parama@hatteras.cs.unc.edu (Vice_Captain_Trips)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: best letterman guest - harvey pekar
Date: 4 Sep 92 02:14:19 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

In article <ROB.92Sep3180159@hanalei.berkeley.edu> rob@violet.berkeley.edu (Rob Robertson) writes:
>Oh, and what's he got to say about Marilyn Quayle.  They went to high
>school together.  She said something like, "He as a nasty boy, none of
>the girls liked him."  What he has to say about her should be pretty
>interesting....

I think he said something like "Yes like, she would know, look 
who she ended up with". 

--P2
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From: steinman@me.utoronto.ca (David Steinman)
Subject: Re: Dave's main squeeze
Organization: UofT Mechanical Engineering
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 15:51:55 GMT

rhl@valhalla.mitre.org (Roger Lincoln) writes:

>  From the Barbara Walter's interview with Dave we learned he's
>involved with one of the show's staffers.  My guess would have to be
>Mary Connelly.  Ever notice how they seem to do alot of stuff
>together?  And we found out last night that on the "emmy flight" Dave
>got her into first-class where they sat together.  They both seem to
>share alot of interests; football in the office, betting on sports,
>Dave's ill-fated pitching tour.  And if you squint your eyes she
>resembles Merril Markoe.

I thought it was Mary too, but I'm pretty sure Letterman said it was an
*ex*-staffer, not someone currently associated with the show.
--
Dave!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mcgrant@rascals.stanford.edu (Michael C. Grant)
Subject: Re: Fave Dave Quotes
Organization: Information Systems Laboratory, Stanford University
Date: 3 Sep 92 11:13:53

In article <1992Sep3.150923.8183@news.acns.nwu.edu>
myboy@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Lewis Murtaugh) writes:

   Does anybody out there have favorite quotes from Dave?  My favorites include:
           The immortal beverage quote (if you have to ask, you ain't a fan)
           "Them bats is smart."  Paul: "How's that?"   Well, uh, they use
           radar."

"You know, when you think about it, 
your average pervert is really quite thoughtful."

Mike
From: unknown@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (tuu)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: Letterman Qoutes
Date: 4 Sep 1992 01:35:02 GMT
Organization: University of California; Santa Cruz
NNTP-Posting-Host: ucscb.ucsc.edu


In article <1992Sep3.235848.13182@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
}Larry BUDS name is Calvert Deforest.
}
}I was told that he was some 'rich old guy' who likes to be on TV
}for fun...but I could be wrong.

	Nope, he was just a social worker in New York who was an actor on the
side.  Someone on the Letterman staff saw him in a student film (possibly done
by one of the interns--not sure), and brought him in for an audition.  They had
a bunch of other people auditioning too.  He blew ALL of his lines, so they 
knew they'd have to hire him!

	He actually had had some acting jobs beforehand..
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From: ghenniga@NMSU.Edu
Subject: Fav episode!
Reply-To: ghenniga@NMSU.Edu
Organization: New Mexico State University - Electromagnetics Group
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 17:57:24 GMT


My favorite episode is the one which started (I think) the now famous...
	
		"Hep me, hep me! I been hypmoootized!"

That was the one where the guy who's hypnotic powers were so "great" that 
he had to wear sun glasses to avoid inadvertently hypnotizing people! Yea
right!
	The guy picked someone from the audience who, despite her best tries
at faking it, obviously was not hypnotized and had to bite her lip to keep
from laughing! Dave pretty much tore the guy apart. What was the guys name?
I think I heard he sued the show after that but as far as I know it was just
a rumor.
	I also like the episodes which used "experts" to dispute something
a former guest said or did. The two I can remember are the Tony Randal (sp?)
one and the one where the "World's fastest typist" typed garbage and they
brought in 3 experts who came to the conclusion that she had her fingers
placed incorrectly on the keyboard!

Gary
(ghenniga@NMSU.Edu)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: rodney@magritte.ipl.rpi.edu (Rodney Peck II)
Subject: Re: Kaufman
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 21:35:17 GMT

In article <2SEP199215333465@sigma.tamu.edu> krm3611@sigma.tamu.edu (Ken McWatters) writes:
>   Also on another topic, anybody notice Dave's brush with death on the 10th 
>Anniversary clip from his locomotive destruction segment?  In one scene where
>the train is about to smash some GE fluorescent lights, Dave poses in front of
>the lights and steps off the track, never even looking at the train.  The
>train couldn't have missed him by more than 10 feet.

yeah -- I think everyone must have been amazed about that one.  There is a
camera angle change just before that, but if you single frame the video,
you can see that he's wandering from the track and he's _maybe_ three feet
from the train itself as it roars by.

How about the show where he jumps off the stepladder onto various items on
stage.  The last one is a big cake with lots of frosting which his shoes
slip on and he ends up landing on his butt smack in the cake.  Of course,
they show that in slo-mo for the breakaway video piece and at the end of the
show as well.  The image of him running backwards trying get a footing and
his arms flailing around was absolutely hilarious.

Rodney
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Subject: Dave's satellite-location stunts
From: i34183289@VIOLET.CCIT.ARIZONA.EDU
Date: Thu, 03 Sep 1992 12:00:17 GMT
Reply-To: i34183289@VIOLET.CCIT.ARIZONA.EDU
Distribution: world,local
Organization: University of Arizona

I've always wondered if anyone with a satellite dish has ever picked up
a satellite transmission when they do a location shot in New York...
(i.e. when they do 'May we see your photos please')
 
...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: The Crispin Affair
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Date: 2 Sep 92 21:21:53 GMT

dlcogswe@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Dan Cogswell) writes:

>Okay, let's see who the REAL Dave fans are: who used to watch the
>Morning show?  (I did!!) 

I saw it and loved it... but the only thing I can recall is the
segment called "You Asked For It" in which, per audience request,
they displayed a fat man drinking from a hose.

-- 
Matt McIrvin, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman)
Subject: Re: Dennis Miller on the Emmys
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 00:19:29 GMT

ahawks@nyx.cs.du.edu (jim morrisson's AA group) writes:

>|>should not create new newsgroups".....I can't imagine
>|>where....Everyone should read this guy's posts on nyx.misc, helluva
>|>lot funnier than letterman....Example:
>|
>|Two words dork: BITE ME

>It's fun.

I have a little HINT here...if you were an AVID letterman fan..you'd know:

As Americans..we have the CONSTITUTIONAL right to say: BITE ME


>"BITE AGAIN"???  hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>I am a Letterman fan, or at least I was until I found out who his
>other fans are.  I bet you can't wait til Carvey gets the job...You'll
>be on the phone, calling your friend(s): "Hey, have you seen Garth's
>TV show?"

Hah...thanks pal..we as much as we disagree..we still agree <HUH>

--
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: jmwojtal@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Wojo)
Subject: Re: Late Night in April?
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 00:13:09 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.224245.12186@noose.ecn.purdue.edu> mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman) writes:
>
>I've heard conflicting reports about Letterman
>being off of NBC com April 1993. What's the
>true scoop?
>
I believe Dave thought he would get the 11:30 slot after Carson Retired.  I
remember seeing a T.V. guide cover showing Letterman and Dayna Carvey and was
subtitled "Why are these guys smiling?".  Dave was smiling becuase his show
was tops, and Dayna was smiling becuase he might be the new host of Late
Night.

Anyone know if they are still showing reruns of David Letterman on A&E?

Thanks.
-- 
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Oakland University		      Start Hacking
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: aoek774@chpc.utexas.edu (David Letterman)
Subject: Re: What was it CALLED? Al's Box -o Stuff?
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 04:46:29 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.000648.26936@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>Remember Al used to drop stuff over daves desk for a while..haha....every
>day it was something dumber..
>

Al Mahr's Box O' Thrills!  Classic Letterman!!!!

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The University of Texas at Austin
Department of Aerospace Engineering and Engineering Mechanics

               There's not a man, woman, or child alive today
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From: curtiws@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
Subject: Re: >>>> MY NEWSGROUP <<<<
Date: 2 Sep 92 16:57:54 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Sep2.073811.3736@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams) writes:
> In article <la8pkrINNt28@aludra.usc.edu> cokin@aludra.usc.edu (Darren Cokin) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep2.013702.22281@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> mperlman@nyx.cs.du.edu (Marshal "Airborne" Perlman) writes:
>>>HEY..it was my idea..and I don't even get the FIRST message?
>>>
>>>Some clearly insane person TOOK IT..I WANT REVENGE! <or a steak>
>>>--
>>
>>
>>YOU LYING RAT BASTARD!!!
>>
>>
>>I suggested this newsgroup on alt.config about 6 months ago.  It was MY idea.
>>
> 
> HEY!  "me too" !!   I remember some pathetic losers over there not
> thinking it was a good idea, WELL...  I have seen more activity on
> this new group TODAY, than on any other new group I can remember!
> 


I dont care who's idea it was,what am i supposed to do.. wait for his
royal majesty to post so i can SHARE my meager lowly opinions??

obviosly you guys dont sit up bleary eyed at night waiting for new and
intresting things such as NEAT NEW NEWSGROUPS on the net.

I WAS FIRST.. ME .. ME


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From: eodell@nyx.cs.du.edu (Eugene O'Dell)
Subject: Re: Top Ten Lists 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 06:21:45 GMT

In article <ed.715413550@cwis> ed@cwis.unomaha.edu (Ed Stastny) writes:
>On a local BBS there's a fellow that records the Top Ten Lists daily.
>If no-one else is going to do the typing-in...then I can upload them as
>often as I can (probably every day...at least every 3).  

     Please do!  Are those files dated as well?  (Not like it matters,
but...)
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From: saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu (Brian E. Saunders)
Subject: Re: Dennis Miller on the Emmys
Organization: University of Wisconsin - Madison
Date: 2 Sep 92 13:42:07 CDT

In article <1992Sep2.030359.25761@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> ahawks@nyx.cs.du.edu (barbara bush on crack) writes:
>Well, we all know Dennis Miller is heads and gap-teeth above Letterman
>in every area (wit, cultural tastes, intellect, guests, and everything
>else between here and the World's Most Lamerous Band)

I've worked with Dave Letterman, served with Dave Letterman, grew up with
Dave Letterman, etc...  Dennis Miller, you are no Dave Letterman.

[sorry - I couldn't resist]
-- 

Brian E. Saunders			saunders@luther.che.wisc.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: frazier@elf.etsu.edu (Jeff Frazier)
Subject: Re: "Latka freaking out"...
Keywords: latka, who else
Reply-To: frazier@elf.etsu.edu (Jeff Frazier)
Organization: East Texas State University, Commerce, TX
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 15:00:45 GMT

It was Jerry 'The King' Lawler a professional wrestler out of Memphis.
This show took place after their match they had when Lawler beat the hell
out of him. I have seen the match and I think he really made Lawler mad
and Lawler really beat him pretty badly.

Jeff Frazier (frazier@elf.etsu.edu)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: aoek774@chpc.utexas.edu (David Letterman)
Subject: Lucky Ticketholders! 
Organization: The University of Texas System - CHPC
Distribution: world,local
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 20:42:17 GMT

Hey!

How many of you have been to see a taping of our Late Night Leader's esteemed
show (Winner of the coveted Peabody Award)?  I've been to 3 of them in the  
past 3 years and just had to give away 2 tickets for Sept. 8 and 2 tickets for
Sept. 10.  Tell me that dosen't suck!



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aoek774@hermes.chpc.utexas.edu
The University of Texas at Austin
Department of Aerospace Engineering and Engineering Mechanics

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From: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu (Dean Adams)
Subject: Re: Brush With Greatness (was: Rose)
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 06:45:43 GMT

jsnell@ocf.berkeley.edu (Jason Snell) writes:
 >While standing in the Universal Studios parking lot before the 
 >taping of the 10th anniversary special, 

How strange.  Why would you be standing in *California*, 
when that special was done in New York?  :->

I do happen to remember standing in the Universal parking lot for 
quite a few hours waiting for the *8th* anniversary special though!

 >I met both "Rose" (Dave's assistant, Laurie Diamond) and 
 >"Connie Pleskow, Pregnant Staffer" (Mary Connolly, I believe..).. 
YES.  You are correct sir.

 >They were just out wandering around, they say, because
 >"Dave wanted to see how things were going outside." 

It looked like they were sort of checking out the audience to me.

 >Now, realistically, this could be serious PR flak. But whatever 
 >the reason, they were there, milling around, talking to the fans. 

Yep.  It was a lotta fun.  Mary also had an HT (radio), and I was able 
to hack out the freq they were using...  Didn't hear a whole lot, just 
them trying to co-ordinate where all the vast throngs of Dave-fans were 
going to go in the Amphitheater.  They did mention something about Dave
every now and then though.  Pretty cute.

-{ DA }-

Newsgroups: alt.fan.letterman
From: mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson)
Subject: Re: Does Dave know ? ( was Re: Top 10 Copyright
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 11:27:47 GMT

In <BtzF6F.ErA@csn.org> steveg@teal.csn.org (Steve Genoff) writes:

>In article <9209020110.aa21063@Bonnie.ics.uci.edu> louisp@Bonnie.ICS.UCI.EDU (Mike Perez) writes:
> [...]
>>You never know, he answers so many weird letters that maybe, just maybe he will
>>answer a letter from his loyal UseNet fans!!  What better way to receive
> [...]
>>Do you suppose he has an E-mail box?

>  Do you suppose that Dave knows he has a UseNet following ? A newsgroup
>dedicated to total Dave worship ?  I'm sure he'd get a kick out of it...

>  Wow, wouldn't it be neat if Dave posted somehting HERE ????

I'm sure David Letterman would say something very similar to what Dave
Barry said when informed of the existance of alt.fan.dave_barry:

                    "GET A LIFE!"
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