HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: deepak@konark.njit.edu (Albatross)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,eunet.joke
Subject: Re: Find the Bug (found it)
Date: 1 Oct 92 20:57:43 GMT
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <1992Oct1.164635.19852@inesc.pt> usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>
>	The following deduction has a bug. C if u can figure where...
>
>	Three guys rent a three-bed room in a hotel, each one paying $10.
>	Late that night, the hotel manager finds ou he made a mistake:
>	The price of the room was not $30 but $25, so he called an
>	employee and told him to give the $5 back to the clients.
>	And so it went. But the employee started thinking: How am I going to
>	split the money between the 3 guys ? I better keep $2, and so give
>	$1 to each of them,
>	Conclusion:
>		Each client payed $9 ($10 - $1), and 3x9 = 27 plus the 
>	$2 the employee kept, that makes $29...
>	
>	Where is the missing $ ???
	
	There is no missing $. The 3x9 = 27 included the $2, kept by the
	employee. The remaining $3 was split among the three guys.


Deepak Kakadasam, Utopia, Mars.
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From: kdq@quest.UUCP (Kevin D. Quitt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Date: Sat, 03 Oct 92 17:51:49 PDT
Reply-To: srhqla!quest!kdq
Organization: Job quest  (805) 251-8210,  So Cal: (800) 400-8210

vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp (Mike van der Velden) writes:
> I'm surprised that no one has mentioned this yet, but one of the
> funniest things about Americans is their system of measurement!
> 
> 16 ounces = 1 pound (where did the abbrev "lb" come from, anyway?)
> 12inches = 1 foot
> 3 feet = 1 yard
> 5280 feet = 1 mile

Those aren't the funny ones.  Try:

16.5 feet = 1 rod
5.5 yards = 1 rod
320 rods  = 1 mile
1 acre = 40320 sq ft.
1 acre = 4480 sq yards.

When I was in England, I asked about the conversion to metric, and how
well it really turned out.  I was told this story: "A farmer goes into
a feed store to buy some chicken wire.  He tells the clerk he wants 10
yards of chicken wire.  The clerk chides him for being old-fashioned,
and points out that chicken wire is sold by the meter.  The farmer
allows as how 10 meters of chicken wire will do.  So the clerk says
"Right.  Now do you want the kind with the half-inch or the quarter-
inch holes?"


 _
Kevin D. Quitt                                 Job Quest (805) 251-8210
srhqla!quest!kdq                               Learn How to Get a Job in SoCal

                96.37% of all statistics are made up.
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From: cotera@woods.ulowell.edu
Subject: Re: stupid criminal tricks
Organization: University of Lowell
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 13:27:33 GMT

My brother heard this one on the news:
 This guy walked into a bank and handed the teller a note telling her to give
him x amount of dollars.  She did, and the robber ran off.  He'd left behind
his note which was written on his telephone bill.  But wait there's more.  The
police said that most bank robbers get caught because they do the same type of
thing.
--Ray Cote
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From: dag@col.hp.com (David Geiser)
Subject: Re: Looking For Gay Limerics
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 15:11:59 GMT
Organization: HP Colorado Springs Division

From a file:



A patient old fag named McQueen
Kept watch in a public latrine.
        He would gaze and compare,
        And response to his stare
Might result in his making the seen.

-- 

 To the cat, the experimenter is problematic.
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From: usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System)
Subject: REQUEST !!! URGENT PLS READ !!!
Organization: INESC - Inst. Eng. Sistemas e Computadores, LISBOA, PORTUGAL
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 10:04:34 GMT


	Can someone email me the 50,000 question purity test , pls ?
I already have all the others, only this one is missing...
( .Z format is OK)


----
 Joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.inesc.pt
 
 "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (--FORGOT--) 
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From: hill@spot.Colorado.EDU (Michael Hill)
Subject: Re: Mixed Up Movie Titles
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 20:24:40 GMT

In article <IejQpWy00WBO428X8y@andrew.cmu.edu> Lori Cole <lc1r+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>This moves into a new realm of exploration, but along the lines of
>less-than-efficient movie marquees, how about neon light failures?  Some
>of my favorites are:
>
>1)    Local coffee-shop chain "Norm's" (with a vertical sign where the letters
>      flash individually and then simultaneously), flashing "N-O, NO, N-O, NO."
>
>2)    Eatery called "The Broken Drum," with a neon sign that flashes, "The
>      Broken Drum - You Can't Beat It!" which one day was flashing, "The Broken
>      Drum - Beat It!"
>
>Lori Cole 

This is from one of the "Revenge of the Nerds" movies:

	HOTEL			HOT
	CORAL	   ---->	 ORAL
	ESSEX			  SEX

Enjoy!

			--Michael

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Michael Hill   <><  Isaiah 9:6 | "Perfect peace, mountains robed in glory
hill@spot.Colorado.EDU         |  Coming into view
                               |  Father speaks, Son becomes the story
University of Colorado@Boulder |  Essence of all true"
$ mv net.flames /dev/null      |         --King's X, "Out of the Silent Planet"
-------------------------My boss is a Jewish carpenter!------------------------
Did you ever notice that everybody in favor of abortion has already been born?!
From: xdedcj@atom.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (dave c jarzabek)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Woody Allen
Date: 2 Oct 92 12:28:04 GMT
Organization: Oryx Energy, Dallas, Texas.


I heard Woody Allen and Roman Polanski (?) (what ever happened to him)
were teaming up for two new movies...

The first is a sequel to "10".  It's going to be called "12" or "13"

The second is a documentary on the founder of the Mormon church,
called "Bringem Young".

---------------------------

Any truth to the rumor that Woody Allen is going to be the producer
on the remake of "Family Affair"?

-----------------------------

If Woody Allen lived in Arkansas nobody wood (intentional) have said
anything.  After all, incest is OK (or AK) as long as you keep it in
the family.
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From: aki <aki@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org>
Subject: Re: ggbj - urgent request!!!
X-Xxmessage-Id: <A6F0A24B57032631@akidamme-233324.worldbank.org>
X-Xxdate: Thu, 1 Oct 92 17:40:43 GMT
Organization: The World Bank
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d8
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 16:47:28 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.151118.22412@julian.uwo.ca> Jeffrey Verhagen,
jv@irus.rri.uwo.ca writes:
>continuing - the boss's wife says "Hey, wait a minute! - that's *my*
ball"
>Needless to say the boss is somewhat miffed, mostly because he knows that
>the ball is his, since he painted it a bright green colour just last
night,
>specifically to avoid just this kind of confusion. But then again, he 
>figures, the ball could..... < excuse me a minute, someone is at the
door >
>END MESSAGE


jeez guys...guess I'LL have to finish it...where did we leave off?  oh
yeah..

"But then again, he figures, the ball could be more of an aqua color,
which
actually could be hers.  Just then the bosses wife looks down into
her golf bag and exclaims "Wait a minute!   What are you trying to
pull here?!?!!"  GIVE IT BACK NOW!"  Sheepishly the boss unbuttons
his fly, much to the astonishment of the gathering crowd , and 
starts to.....
)*$&#$)*@&(#*@&)@(*#@#(*@&#$*@!!)#*@

NO CARRIER
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Subject: Re: Did you ever realize ???
From: lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio)
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 92 18:36:00 PDT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:

> In article <T1uJRB1w165w@c-cat.UUCP> david@c-cat.UUCP (dave) writes:
> >
> >Did you ever realize that there is no blue food found in nature ?
> >
> >Now I am not talking about grapes, grapes are not blue they are purple.
> 
> You could have at least given George Carlin credit for this.
> Also, in his routine, he says that blueberries are really purple.
> I don't believe he mentions grapes.
> 
> But what about blue corn?
> 
> -Roger
> rog@ingres.com


'blue moon...i saw you standing alone...without a dream in my heart...
:>

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From: sbb1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Shay B. Berthelson)
Subject: Cow file.
Organization: Mississippi State University
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 03:28:53 GMT

Hi I have a friend who wants the file with cows in it.  Could someone please mail it to me?

Thanks
Shay B
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** sbb1@Ra.MsState.EDU *****   I am Danish American **************************
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jhsegal
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A joke,what else?
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 22:26:50 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

How do you put 4 elephants in a little Wolksvagen?

Huh?

You still don't know?

Are you sure?

So I'll tell you:

Two on the front seats,and two on the back seats!

Elemntary,Watson!


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From: rlwilliams@gallua.gallaudet.edu
Subject: Re: American joke (who cares?)
Organization: Gallaudet University
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 21:18:58 GMT

> 
> I'm surprised that no one has mentioned this yet, but one of the
> funniest things about Americans is their system of measurement!
> 
> 16 ounces = 1 pound (where did the abbrev "lb" come from, anyway?)
> 12inches = 1 foot
> 3 feet = 1 yard
> 5280 feet = 1 mile
> 
> and then you've got fluid oz vs. the regular kind.
> 2 cup = 1 pint
> 2 pints = 1 quart
> 4 quarts = 1 gallon
> 
> 144 square inches in a square foot
> 
> The (very sad) list goes on and on....
> 
> 
> 
> Nice to know that they're on the cutting edge.  :)
>  
> 
=====
the interesting thing is that John Q american doesn't care. He's lived with 
this system for years, he grew up with it. Can you name one reason why he 
should want to change?  

A. The system isn't logical
   Answer: Who cares?

B. Everyone else is on metric.
   Like how often is John Q from Iowa going to be interfacing with a 
   Dutchman?

C. Metric system is easier.
   Answer: Who cares? Life isn't easy.

D. Insert your own reason here.
   Answer: Who cares?

rlwilliams
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Saturday, 26 Sep 1992 18:46:03 MST
From: <ICSPMS@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject:    Cowboy Joke and Funny Names

OK all you cowboys.......

       Why do cowboys use denim condoms?
       Because they shrink to fit!

RE: Funny names, my mother did me in!  Just check my initials!  Yes,
they really are PMS!

___________________________________________________________________
Patricia M. Schneider            Bitnet   - ICSPMS@ASUACAD
Arizona State University         Internet - ICSPMS@ASUVM.INRE.ASU.EDU
Tempe, AZ  85287-0101
From: cheung@strider.hw.stratus.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: hello
Date: 6 Oct 92 16:09:45 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Cheung's Funky Shop, Inc


In article <4emvQNy00WCX041UVH@andrew.cmu.edu>, "Bartosz M. Blacha" <bb2q+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hello.  How are you today?
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm fine, so cascade away!
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>OK. You can call me ray.
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>You doesn't has to call me ray, you can call me Jay.
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Don't you have anything better to say?
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>Perhaps there is some better way?
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>Oh, there MUST be, I should say!
>>>> >>>>>>>>>>I wish this would just go away.
>>>> >>>>>>>>>It might, but not today.
>>>> >>>>>>>>And yet another, enters the fray.
>>>> >>>>>>>Oh gawd, time to pray!
>>>> >>>>>>Will this last til June or May?
>>>> >>>>>This rhyme, I will not betray.
>>>> >>>>Why not today.
>>>> >>> BTW... :-)
>>>> >>Throw the "C" manual away !
>>>> >I hear that FORTRAN is the new wave!
>>>> BASIC is here to stay!
>>>12 year olds sure like to play!
>> Darn, isn't THAT the wrong way?
>What's right or wrong on foreplay!!
Pull a hair and you lose the babe!
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From: tshadow@carina.unm.edu (The Shadow)
Subject: Re: Mother Jokes (Your Momma is so...)
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 20:41:21 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Sep21.194249.23131@oz.plymouth.edu> j_herlih@oz.plymouth.edu (Axl) writes:
>>In article <BuoLJ3.E4o@mail.boi.hp.com>, verghese@boi.hp.com (Phil Verghese)
>>says:
>>>
>>>Does anyone know a bunch of mother jokes such as:
>>>

I know your mama, she's a good ol' soul, got a 10 ton pussy and a rubber asshole

Yo' mama's behind is like a rumble seat, hang from her back down to her feet.
  


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Xref: sparky rec.humor:29876 talk.politics.misc:48421
From: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.politics.misc,logic.bizarre
Subject: Re: Clinton doesn't understand business (was: A SAD JOKE!)
Date: 29 Sep 92 11:59:32 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: New Jersey Institute of Technology, Newark, N.J.

In article <JASON.92Sep21132751@ab20.larc.nasa.gov> Jason C. Austin <j.c.austin@larc.nasa.gov> writes:
>In article <1992Sep21.134132.3014@cbnews.cb.att.com> webdw@cbnews.cb.att.com (bruce.d.woods) writes:
>-> Forgive me Professor Clinton, I'm just a student,
>-> but I'd like to summarize your recent lectures:
>-> 
>-> (1)  Only businesses create jobs - a given since
>-> governments can only reallocate jobs via the power
>-> of taxation and incentives.
>-> 
>-> (2)  Your objective is to grow the economy and create
>-> more jobs.
>-> 
>-> (3)  You plan to levy more/higher taxes on businesses
>-> and the "wealthy" investors.
>-> 
>-> (4)  You plan to require business pay more health care
>-> and other costs associated with social programs that
>-> will become new requirements for business.
>-> 
>-> My question Professor is, how do you expect business to
>-> create more, better paying jobs at the same time you are
>-> reducing the resources available for business to do so?
>
>	That's exactly what hit me while reading some of Clinton's
>plans.  Having never been involved with business, he has no concept
>what makes a business grow and hire more people.  Investment of
>profits is the only way for a company to grow, and taxes and
>regulation cuts profits.  In a time of recession, business growth is
>the key to recovery.
>
>	I would like to challenge someone who plans to vote for
>Clinton to logically refute this.
>--
>Jason C. Austin
>j.c.austin@larc.nasa.gov

How do you refute the brutally obvious?

Having ran a business myself (an Air conditioning contracting firm, 
for 8 years ) I know what its like to lose sleep, worrying about wether I 
could get enough work to keep my employees busy and keep food on their tables. 
Neither Clinton nor Gore have ever had the need to meet a payroll, pay
for office space, provide workers compensation insurance, etc. I believe
that, before anyone attempts to meddle with the business structure of America,
they should at very least have some real world experiance.
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From: mgoodwin@nmsu.edu (Michael E Goodwin)
Subject: Was Re: Frequently answered questions
Organization: NMSU Computer Science
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 20:05:21 GMT

The questions about Custer's last words reminded me of the
following joke.

	This rich lady from somewhere in Texas wanted a mural of
Custer's last words painted on her ceiling. She was leaving on a 
trip and explained her wishes to the painter who then said it 
would be done by the time she got back.
	Sure enough, the painter had just finished the artwork when
the lady had returned. Looking up at her ceiling she saw an 
elaborate work of art containing the rustic landscape of the Texas
mesa, along with a cow that had a halo over his head, and the 
background was of thousands of Indians that were fornicating.
	The lady screams at the painter saying that wasn't what 
was going through Custer's head at that point in time. The painter
calmly looked at her and said, "Yes that is what his last thoughts
were."
	"Holy cow, look at all them f_cking Indians!"

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From: dyck@mpr.ca (Trevor Dyck)
Subject: Re: Fanning the Flames of Hate
Organization: MPR Teltech Ltd., Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 92 20:49:10 GMT

In article <1992Oct1.194933.15890@welchgate.welch.jhu.edu> davidk@welch.jhu.edu writes:
>In article 1929@spectrum.xerox.com, eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Craig Shergold) writes:
>>In article <1992Sep29.210250.1996@newstand.syr.edu>, hlow@rodan.acs.syr.edu (Handel Low) writes:
>>> 
>>>Cascades are stupid (don't you dare).
>>I suppose you think we really care!
>I read this and simply stare...
A line this good is really quite rare

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From: neuhaus@vier.informatik.uni-kl.de (Stephan Neuhaus (HiWi Mattern))
Subject: Re: Prime numbers
Organization: University of Kaiserslautern, Germany
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 16:10:47 GMT

hill@spot.Colorado.EDU (Michael Hill) writes:

>Okay, folks, to clear up the confusion, here's the complete (as far as I know)
>list of prime numbers:
>[...]
>The programmer says:  "[...]
>	 oh, did you want IEEE-998.0334 rounding or not?

To give the joke the proper impact among programmers, one should use
the correct standard number, which is ANSI/IEEE 754-1985.

-- 
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From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Woody Allen
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 14:06:35 GMT

eradm@brahms.Berkeley.EDU (Erik Radmall) writes:
>Joseph Smith was the founder of the Mormon church - Brigham Young was its 2nd prez.
>After J.S. was murdered. He had about 70 wives (must have been nice!).

Spoken like somebody who's never had even 1 wife!

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
"I don't have time to think it through: I've got to get this code written!"

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From: n9ljx@en.ecn.purdue.edu (Scott A Stembaugh)
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 92 03:39:30 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.110958.2386@brandonu.ca> $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns) writes:
>In article <Bv3K0F.435@knot.ccs.queensu.ca>, Colleen Davis <cisc124@jeff-lab.queensu.ca> writes:
>> Subject: Re: Agnostics and Athiests
>> From: David Schwantner, davids@hpsdde.sdd.hp.com
>> In article <19spn1INN75t@hpsdde.sdd.hp.com> David Schwantner,
>> davids@hpsdde.sdd.hp.com writes:
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF THIS DOESN'T STOP, IM GOING TO START
>> THE WORST 
>>>CASCADE EVER.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHILE EATING THIS SLOP, I SEWED THE FIRST
>> BROCADE BEAVER.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BILE FITTING RIG STOP, LIE SPEWED THIRST
>> LIVER !!!!
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF YOU MUST CONTRIBUTE, AT LEAST DELIVER...
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WHO MAY I ATTRIBUTE TO THIS BEASTLY SLIVER?
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TO SPAY A LUTE IN A GREASY RIVER
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>DAMN CASCADERS THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I WILL NOT CASCADE; NOPE, NO, NEVER
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A TRAIN?
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE RAIN?
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>R2-D2 ON THE BRAIN?
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade is damn insane!
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And it's really getting lame!
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POST IN CAPS YOU WEIRDOS, WHAT ARE YOU DEAF ?
>> !!!!!!!!!!!!
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YOUVE RUINED MY RIGHT EAR, HOW 'BOUT THE LEFT?
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>LEFT AT THE NEXT LIGHTS, UNLESS RED
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>THIS SILLY THING IS SOMETHING I DREAD, 
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>BETTER I SHOULD BE BUSY IN BED !
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>WANKER, GIVE THY HAND A REST!
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>NAH! THIS AIN'T REC.HUMOR AT ITS BEST.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>SURELY YOU JEST?
>>> >>>>>>>>>THIS IS A TEST.
>>> >>>>>>>>SO BE OUR GUEST.
>>> >>>>>>>TESTING, TESTING, ONE TWO THREE.
>>> >>>>>>RETURN OF THE MONSTER CASCADE, HEE HEE HEE! 
>>> >>>>>THIS WASTE IS COSTING THE NET MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, DON'T YOU AGREE?
>>> >>>>I PREFER CABERNET SAUVIGNON WITH BRIE
>>> >>>I THINK ALT.CASCADE IS BEST FOR POSTS LIKE THESE 
>>> >>I HOPE THIS DOES'NT GET OUT CONTROL SO WHY DON'T WE FREEZE???
>>> >OH DEAR FRIENDS, LET'S KEEP IT GOING, PLEASE!
>>> IF ANYONE ENDS THERE SENTENCE WITH "ORANGE", WE CUT THEM OFF AT THE
>> KNEES!
>> I NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME DOWN FROM THE TREES!
>BUT I GOT BLOWN OUT BY A SNEEZE 
OH JOY...WAX FOR MY SKIS

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From: anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron) - offensive to americans (rot 13)
Originator: anton@gagme
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 05:41:32 GMT

In article <1992Sep24.171646.5414@island.COM> fester@island.COM (Mike Fester) writes:
>In article <74.5846@okys.infoserv.com> madsere@okys.infoserv.com (Rene Madsen) writes:
>>
>>So you (americans) have an economical life? (That's probably why I can
>>buy US dollars for peanuts these days ;-)
>
>What a fabulous economic base you people must have; imagine, being able to 
>use peanuts as currency. Who says the Third World isn't inventive?
>
>Mike
>-- 
>Disclaimer - I'm only doing what the little voices tell me to do. 

Him mean before, dollars cheep. Can buy dollars for nothing here you.
Cheep like peenoughts is dollars. They iz. Eymen.
 

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