HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's dildo
Date: 15 Dec 92 17:07:38 GMT
	<MJD.92Dec12143627@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
	<1992Dec13.155344.2809@cnsvax.uwec.edu>
	<MJD.92Dec14020839@saul.cis.upenn.edu> <BzB2p6.H7@tegra.com>
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: vail@tegra.com's message of 15 Dec 92 14:53:29 GMT

In article <BzB2p6.H7@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>   People would come up and ask him questions and he would get very
>   angry and tell them how stupid they were.

And this is a dream?

This is my LIFE, Vail.

``No, Mr. Drongo.  There is no way you can prevent your processes from
being swapped out.''
--
                     'Bah!' said Scrooge, 'Humbug!'
 Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: 20 Dec 92 18:14:04 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.


Since no one else claimed it, I'll take:

God of highway patrol officers who stop interesting-looking people so they can
do a charcoal sketch of the driver while waiting for the license check.


-Tom

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe)
Subject: SWANSONG.....
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 21:57:59 GMT


   Well...over the past few days, i have been bombarded by such a
deluge of mail, some of it supportive, some of it erotic, some of it
caustic, that i wanted to set the record straight once and for all.
cath and i watched talk.bizarre for awhile before posting....decided
to post (not knowing that it was such a big thing) and our tender
selves were flamed almost beyond recognition. so...we decided to post
such utterly nasty, mean, terrible and really quite silly posts...just
to see what kind of reaction we would get. whoa. now we know. i am so
flattered by the energy that you t.b folk have put into this...yes, i
know most of you probably hate me. that's okay, i will probably never
meet any of you, and what is your hatred to me but a few blips of
light on a computer screen? for those of you that actually took the
time to write advice and support, i thank you. i really do, and i
apologize for any hurt feelings. so that's it. i think i shall
continue posting...but with a new respect for the passion and
intelligence for the others here in this newsgroup. thank you all
again, for making my first brush with talk.bizarre truly memorable. i
love all of you...

						sioux
ps. did i happen to mention that cathy and i are theater majors?
pps. to the man who wanted my babies....i ate them already. 
ppps. to the man who told me to fuck off - smile! you never know when
rabid hamsters may attack your genitals! let's hope it's real soon! 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy)
Subject: An Old Christmas Carol Revisited
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 13:19:34 GMT

I'm dreaming of a multi-cultural Christmas.

ata boy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's dildo
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:28:30 GMT

In article <MJD.92Dec15120341@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Angel of Wax") writes:
>Ho ho!  Yes, the only Hassid in the world with a penis ring.


soc.singles response: "You'll have to promise to show it to me at the next
boink! :) "

alt.romance.chat response: "What's a penis ring?  Anyway, *kisses* and
*hugs*."

randomly selected talk.bizarre response: "So how many penii did you
need for the ring?  Did you harvest them yourself?"



yong-mi
lame, I know, but I need Peg Bundy hair
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pcxkrm@unicorn.nott.ac.uk (K.R.Marshall)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short shameful new yorker
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:33:56 GMT
Organization: Cripps Computing Centre, University of Nottingham

In article <Bz0r81.86A@news.udel.edu> hamlet@ravel.udel.edu (Chris Adams) writes:
>we're terribly excited.
>macauley caulkin is reading talk.bizarre.

Why?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Mummy was an asteroid, Daddy was             | Keith Marshall
a small, non-stick kitchen utensil..."        | pcxkrm@unicorn.nott.ac.uk
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: simon
Date: 20 Dec 1992 22:57:42 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

"She's a junkie."
  "How do you know?"
  "Long sleeves."
  "It's a leather jacket.  Everybody wears them
in the winter."
  "Shades."
  "This is the sort of club where everybody tries
to look cool."
  "She's sitting in the corner, nodding to the
music, oblivious to everything else."
  "So are you.  There's not much else to do
with house music."
  "I saw her shooting up in the bathroom."
  "Men's bathroom?"
  "Yeah."
  "You know she's not diabetic?"
  "How many people have to melt their insulin
over a candle?"

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
    "Whatever makes the most money will happen." -- Eleanor Glyn
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: less than perfect
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 92 11:37:51 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <schnitzi.724782069@eola.cs.ucf.edu>

jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH) writes:
>cindy crawford is not perfect.
>she's got big, ugly feet.

and then mark:
>I for one have a hard time picturing her sitting down and taking
>a dump.  I am convinced that none of the supermodels ever do this.

Quite right.

They employ a cabal member. Like those of the Butler Cabal, they have
been performing their particular and peculier service for generations.

Well, OK. They lie underneath and just suck the stuff out with loud
appreciative slurping noises. And clean up too. No hands.
 
Wish you hadn't asked now.
BTW, this is how the Carasso family got its name, I'm told.
It's an etymology thing, I think.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Diced Carrots With That?        |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Hmmm....
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Oregon Department of Snow Removal
Date: 16 Dec 92 19:05:40 CST


In article <BzDGMx.HKu@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM>, jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
> In <1gl5nbINNgr3@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
> >Scott Dorsey) ays:
> >>Freud would probably use a German dictionary.
> >Hmmm, my ENGLISH-GERMAN, GERMAN-ENGLISH dictionary has no translation
> >for gullible.
> 
> The word you are looking for is "essbar".

"fressbar".

Thank you. Thank you all very much.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Thoughts While Christmas Shopping
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 23:22:54 GMT

We wish you a merry humbug
we wish you a merry humbug
we wish you a merry humbug
so fuck off and die.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's flames
Date: 12 Dec 92 19:36:27 GMT
	<1992Dec10.234321.2783@cnsvax.uwec.edu>
Organization: University of Pennsylvania
In-reply-to: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu's message of 11 Dec 92 05:43:21 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.234321.2783@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>   Ah, at last someone gets the point.  They DON'T WANT to be
>   interesting.  They WANT their posts to get old real fast.  They want
>   to make you low-life peckerheads into annoyed and angry low-life
>   peckerheads.  Can't say I blame 'em.

But there are TWELVE THOUSAND talk.bizarre regular posters who are doing
that already.  EVERY MONTH some new newbie shows up, posts something
stupid, gets flamed, and says ``Geez, these people need to lighten
up.  I will post boring, prompous, tedious drivel until, zen-like,
they become enlightened!'' 

EVERY month.

It's not clever, and it's not even provocative; it's just the SAME OLD SHIT.

So what's the point?  Then you've got a group with twelve thousand
people in it all trying to BORE each other to death.

Which is why my kill file is about 11,978 lines long.

Just give it up.  Trying to provoke someone by doing the same
flapping-your-arms-like-a-chicken act that twelve thousand people have
been doing for years trying to get a reaction is NOT going to work.
Trying to provoke someone who can tune you out completely by putting
your name in a file is DOOMED to failure.

If you want to be provocative, you have to be SUBTLE and CLEVER about it.

Go ahead.  I *DARE* YOU.   ALL of you.

Provoke me.  Not by being endlessly tedious, because I'll just ignore
you.  Anger me.  Not by spouting bile, because I'm plenty bilious
myself; I'm a disembodied brain in a vat of bilirubin.  Irritate me.
Not by thumbing your nose and saying `nyah-nyah-poo-poo', because I'll
smile indulgently and drop you in my kill file along with ALL THE
OTHERS.

Provoke, anger, irritate me, by doing something that NOBODY has ever
done before.  You have THREE chances.

But if you think you're going to provoke, anger, or irritate me by doing
the things that LAST MONTH'S batch of newbies did, you're simply
mistaken, because it didn't work last month EITHER, and if you had read
the group for a little while before you opened your trap, you would know
that already.

This never works; I don't know why I bother.  Ah well, hope springs eternal.
--

	 The worst thing in the world is when records are destroyed
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: this week
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 19:08:43 GMT

Pope Clifton (cliftonr@netcom.com) wrote:
: [long flame of Cosmik Debris]

  Apologies, all.  I should have put a "flame" in the headers somewhere
for those of you who would prefer to junk that kind of thing automatically.
Next time I'll try to remember.
  -- Clifton

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NEW CANDY IDEA
Date: 13 Dec 92 19:05:46 GMT
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
NNTP-Posting-Host: g310c8.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <Byx9xv.884@news.cso.uiuc.edu> dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu  
(Thomas A. Dennis) writes:
> In <1g13hpINNlsi@phakt.usc.edu> pechever@phakt.usc.edu (The Heckler)  
writes:
> 
> >In article <OYV5s*6D0@prolix.apana.org.au] dac@prolix.apana.org.au  
(Andrew 
> Clayton) writes:
> >]In article <1fmku4INNs3b@agate.berkeley.edu], Curtis Yarvin writes:
> >]
> >]] Chocolate-covered Go stones.
> >]
> >]Freddo Frogs with Acid.
> 
> >Mint-Flavored Acid Tabs.
> 
> Chewy & Minty Cyanide Pills
> 
Bottle of Nair With a Conditioner Label
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's flames
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 92 04:41:20 GMT

In article <1992Dec13.155344.2809@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>In article <MJD.92Dec12143627@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Mark-Jason Dominus) writes:
>
>I wonder if Mark ever stops to read his own posts.  Look it over, everyone. 
>Does this not look like the writing of a provoked, annoyed, angered person?
>
>					--Joachim

yeah, he does. and he reads and rereads all fuckwit luser followups until
he is so enraged that he jumps in his car and hunts down the oozing
puswarts with a chainsaw. go away.

oh, i'm so sorry, that wasn't polite at all. *please* go away. 

--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sioux -- my heart forever. 
Date: 10 Dec 92 23:25:40 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <Bz0uDo.DMA@cantua.canterbury.ac.nz>, mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris) writes:
> Nntp-Posting-Host: betelgeux.canterbury.ac.nz
> Organization: Electrical Engineering, University of Canterbury, New Zealand
> Date: Thu, 10 Dec 1992 02:17:46 GMT
> Lines: 23
> 
>>    I have been reading the posts in this newsgroup (*not* file. my
>>sincerest thanks to the chronically lame assholes who pointed this out
>>to me. and i truly hope that all of you find lives soon.)
> 
> [Well constructed flame deleted]
> 
> 
>>  so that's the setup, maggots. hit me with your best shots. we will
>>see who is triumphant in the end. 
>>
>>					sioux samarasinghe 
> 
> Bravo sioux, you have already won! New blood is desperately needed here.
> 
> This group seems to function on the "Emperors New Clothes" syndrome. Some
> dickhead tells everybody how clever he/she is and everybody else arse licks
> them and thinks they are great.

I agree with this completely, up until the point where he says...
 
> Most of them are what they call "freshmen" or something. I think that means they
> will have a life someday, although it is not guaranteed.

First, I know several freshmen who will never have a life no matter what
happens, and second, they're not the only ones who fall into that category. 
Don't make this generalization...  After all, some of the old-timers here
aren't ever gonna have lives either.

> -- 
> Cosmik Debris -- "I owe money, therefore I am"

					--Joachim
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: billiards
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 18:35:42 GMT

In article <1992Dec15.161655.2836@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>He decided at that point to be a giraffe, since then when they challenged him
>to a game of billiards he could turn them down because he had no hands.  They
>ridiculed him, saying that he would never again eat ravioli.  He saw this was
>true, and wept.
>
>					--Joachim

....and you're no gooley. strike 1
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mike@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (Cosmik Debris)
Subject: Re: this week
Organization: Electrical Engineering, University of Canterbury, New Zealand
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 04:24:58 GMT

In article <tjq5tr4@zola.esd.sgi.com>, cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
> ---
> This week is my week to
> 	a) subvert the dominant paradigm,
> 	b) question authority,

Yawn, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


> 
> But anyway, this all means I'm annoyed.  And hence annoying.

I'm annoyed. Can't you do anything but talk about your boring job. Shit!

-- 
Cosmik Debris -- "I owe money, therefore I am"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Bad News
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 08:07:43 GMT

If you're reading this right now, you're a God.  
Right Now.  Officially. 

There's been a big shakeup in the management, and
well, they're looking for new blood.  So To Speak.

I suppose most of you are going to laugh this off,
but I really would recommend nailing down Your 
Place In The Pantheon soon.  I suggest you pick one
specific thing and stick with it, instead of trying
to be Everything To Everyone, like those Greek Gods.

I don't have to tell you the kind of workload Apollo
had on a Monday, now do I?

Avoid General Areas of Influence.  Don't say Love, 
but rather Courtship, Infatuation, or maybe Drunken
Lust Fit.  Get the idea?  Ok good.  

Get your submissions in quick.  First come, first
ascended.  Any discrepancies will be settled by
the followers - which is usually the case in these
things anyway.


-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
From: gaillard@panix.com (Ed Gaillard)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: 19 Dec 92 05:29:42 GMT
Organization: PANIX Public Access Unix, NYC

mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech) writes:

>If you're reading this right now, you're a God.  
>Right Now.  Officially. 

[...]

>Get your submissions in quick.  First come, first
>ascended.

I'll stick with what I know best.

God of Dusty Rooms Filled With Books 

-ed g.
Reviewing resumes for Patron Saint of Library-Card Holders.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: Dinner time (was: ssc: sioux s. conf.)
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 19:04:02 GMT

In article <8053@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>In article <92346.001000CBM102@psuvm.psu.edu> CBM102@psuvm.psu.edu
>writes:
>
>#                                        Chuck <cbm102@psuvm.psu.edu>
                                                        ^^^^^^^^^
>
>
>            COME AND GET IT EVERYONE!  ROAST FRESH NEWBIE!!

	
		Jeez, Ken, you mean you had to actually read beyond the header to
		figure that out?
-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com		slave@work
			emrys@cellar.org			god@home

"Stand, on hills of long forgotten yesterdays..."
From: russ@math.okstate.edu (R. Nomad)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: SWM, 31, seeks SF near Boulder, Colorado
Date: 14 Dec 92 20:11:44 GMT
Organization: Aggie? What precisely is an Aggie?

In <1gd72tINNscl@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:

>No, here's a great skeleton joke, and it's like the only skeleton joke i've
>ever laughed at, and probly because it was told by a guy that i wouldn't
>have to be threatened with a gun to fuck, but here goes:

>"A skeleton goes into a bar. The bartender says, what'll you have. The
>skeleton says "A beer. and a MOP."

What frightens me is that I was amused by this joke upon reading it.

-Random
I blame it on the cruelty of my mother

-- 
---------------------===Comedy!  Sudden, violent comedy!===--------------------
Russ Smith -- russ@math.okstate.edu  |  "This is the Nineties, Bubba, and
  Don Random of the "Random Gang"    |   there is no such thing as Paranoia.
What a pinhead! Does he not fear us? |   It's all true." -- Hunter S Thompson
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: Single Berkeley or Oakland woman, 18-38 wanted for dinner.
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 21:09:01 GMT

Me, I think that single Berkeley and Oakland women are delicious.

Mark., clean and gut them, make a stuffing with croutons and the minced
heart and liver
gooley@netcom.com
From: msr@kepler.unh.edu (Reno no BAKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,unh.misc
Subject: Re: Oldies show from the future
Date: 15 Dec 1992 19:54:18 GMT
Organization: None what-so-ever
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: kepler.unh.edu

In article <OSA.92Dec15141528@wilbur.unh.edu> osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
>I feel old. WUNH is playing all sorts of (relatively) old stuff.
>Right now I'm listening to Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood!!! And
>they played One Night In Bangkok, Don't You Want Me, Happy Hour, In A
>Big Country at various points. Sigh. I think I should call the dj and
>congratulate her.
>
>
>WUNH 91.3 FM. Clearly the best radio station in the area. I love you
>Heather. 
Maybe this should be moved to flame, but WUNH is a horrible station (public or
otherwise). Whenever I make a mistake and tune into WUNH all I hear is noise!
I am soooooo happy they stopped playing it at the dining hall. The music was so
annoying that I'd lose my appitite. WUNH = no variety! On the other hand 
WGBH = great variety! 
-- 
Mathew Reno (no BAKA) *The German Cannons - BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!  *
msr@kepler.unh.edu    *                     BOOM BOOM BOOM!       *
M_RENO@UNHH.UNH.EDU   *                     BOOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!*
______________________*                     "Boom boom boom!?"    *
Pres. ANIME-BAKA CLUB *                     "How'd you guess?"    *
----------------------*--------------------------------------------
"May the Yule log slip from the fire and burn down your house."
From: hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ARABS AND KURDS
Date: 19 Dec 92 01:51:10 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire

In article <1992Dec18.141104.3486@cbfsb.cb.att.com>, mmdh@cbnewsf.cb.att.com (Mazen Mokhtar) writes:
> In article <1992Dec17.204413.20114@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>>FOUND IN A TIME MAGAZINE FROM '63:
> 
>>An Arab proverb says, "There are three plagues in the world: the rat,
>>the locust and the Kurd."  The Kurds reply, "A camel is not an animal,
>>and an Arab is not a human being."
> 
>   Well, I as an Arab am grateful that the Kurds have produced the likes of
> SalaHeddin. I am also not racist, so I judge people on their merit, not on
> their origin, just as Islam teaches me.
> 
>   Is it just my impression, or are you trying to sow disunity?
> 
> 
> Mazen Mokhtar

Naw, if he was trying to sow disunity he wouldn't blame the insult on the
Kurds.  If he knows anything at all about sowing disunity, he would have 
insulted you himself.

					--Joachim
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: syrupy holiday movies (was: this may be angst, I think)
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 23:13:28 GMT

In <1992Dec15.190829.8384@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> eric@Turing.ORG (Eric Prestemon) writes:
>In article <1992Dec15.145508.15537@linus.mitre.org> sokay@cyclone.mitre.org (Stephen J. Okay) writes:
>>NO!....NO!...NO!..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>Death to Disco,Lava Lamps, [etc.]
>But, but...I thought Lava Lamps were cool again.

No, they are warm.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Mr. Wow")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Bah!
Date: 15 Dec 92 00:39:30 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


Last week Paul Lord and Yong-Mi and RichH and I were down in Washington
having lunch.  They all bad-mouthed my new signature, which is from
Harry Truman.  Truman seems to be out of fashion.

Nevertheless, I changed it for them.


--
                     'Bah!' said Scrooge, 'Humbug!'
 Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu