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From: chak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Buckshot Willie)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: Guest Appearance by Bill Clinton?
Date: 18 Nov 92 22:58:36 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <Yf2FNIW00WBLE2G5AK@andrew.cmu.edu> Karl Anthony Smeltzer <ks5z+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>
>In reference to Larry's article about Bill Clinton.  Me and my
>collegues, Alan R. Quick, and Christine Stellina believe that having
>Bill Clinton on the show would be great.

I agree.  Another suicide episode would be great.
>
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Subject: Re: Mystery guest (was Re: For Larry
From: fenick1@husc10.harvard.edu (Sharon Fenick)
Date: 23 Nov 92 09:44:12 EST
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

In article <1enh48INNj2j@athena.sdsu.edu> larryr@saturn.sdsu.edu (Larry Riedel) writes:
>Oliver Postlethwaite (oliver@Software.Mitel.COM) wrote:
>> >   >  Who do you guys think is the
>> >   >mystery guest for the Walsh's Thanksgiving bash???? 
>> 
>> Come on people, read your TV guides. It says that Brandon invites a 
>> homeless person over for thanksgiving, and as someone speculated, it will
>> probably be the homeless man that Brandon befriended over the summer.
>
>That's not possible.  Haven't you heard?  Bill Clinton is President
>now.  The homeless guy from the summer has a job again, "rebuilding
>America!"
>
>But seriously, the homeless person has got to be... George Bush!
>
>
>Larry

No, he has that parking lot in Texas.

Sharon
From: barb@public.BTR.COM (Barbara MacRae)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: 11/18 was anne a VERY old lady?
Date: 19 Nov 92 20:52:36 GMT
Organization: Saint Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls

In article <emjfox-191192001553@branford-college-node.net.yale.edu> emjfox@pop.cis.yale.edu (Emily Fox) writes:
>I and my cohorts couldn't help but notice how very David Lynchian the whole
>Dylan - Anne plot was, especially when those "neighbors" showed up. It was
>smart of Dylan to get out of that scene when he did, because she was a
>scary lady, not to mention she was probably a visiting character from
>thirtysomething. (I'm right, arent I? She was really old.)

I think they were all visitors from another PLANET. Sort of a Rocky
Horror thing, in the end the old guy pulls off his clothes and writhes
around on the floor in lingerie while his wife and Anne and the horse,
well, never mind. But I thought she was very creepy, and not at all
attractive. I hope Dylan didn't catch anything *nasty*...

-Barb
From: larryr@saturn.sdsu.edu (Larry Riedel)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: 11/18 was anne a VERY old lady?
Date: 20 Nov 1992 10:12:40 GMT
Organization: San Diego State University, College of Sciences
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Emily Fox (emjfox@pop.cis.yale.edu) wrote:
>                                                              she was a
> scary lady, not to mention she was probably a visiting character from
> thirtysomething. (I'm right, arent I? She was really old.)

I would say she was at least eighty.


> Brandon sure decked that Weasel guy. I did think he was a little harsh to
> Nikki, especially when they were at that club seeing David fuck up.

I didn't think David FUCKed up.  I thought he was doing great within
his genre.  BTW, since when do they showcase metal-pop bands and rap
bands at the same show (in LA / West Hollywood)?  Is that a nineties
thing or something?  And for crying out loud, clubs have their own
(competent) people and their own PA systems.

I thought Brandon was exactly as harsh as he should have been.  You
know, I really liked Nikki that episode where Brandon planted one on
her in the back room at the Peach Pit.  I was actually pretty choked
up (okay, so what if I cried) when that happened, but they have made
her out to be a total waste-case.  I hate her now, and I want her off
the show.


> Someone communicated to me via e-mail that my posts are too long and don't
> have enough "white space."

I don't know about white space, but my vote is that you make your posts
as long (and as often) as you feel like making them.


Larry
From: larryr@saturn.sdsu.edu (Larry Riedel)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: Brenda - Bitchress of the Dark
Followup-To: alt.tv.bh90210
Date: 20 Nov 1992 09:20:22 GMT
Organization: San Diego State University, College of Sciences
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David Pugh (pugh@pico.math.ucla.edu) wrote:
> Did anyone think that Brenda in all her black garb looked suspiciously
> like a miniature version of ELVIRA ?!!? Bitchress of the Dark maybe ?

She looked like the makeup people don't like her, and they completely
removed her eyebrows, replacing them with shoe polish.  I think she
is supposed to be the "JR" of Beverly Hills.


> Legal question: Can Steve be expelled for not naming his accomplice?

Steve can be expelled for breaking into the school.  She was offering
to cut him some slack.  Maybe he'll get everything dropped (except
for probation, of course) if he puts the finger on the custodian.  If
we saw "60 minutes" last week, then we all know how crooked those
custodians are.  A great show like 60 minutes would never exaggerate.

After all this, the writers owe us a good resolution.


> Finally, where did Brandon learn how to sock it to a guy twice his size?

Hockey.  Plus it's not that tough to hit a drunk person who's never
lifted anything heavier than a bottle.

I don't usually want the show to be unrealistic, but I'd rather not see
what would really happen when Weasel and his friends get some payback.


Larry
From: larryr@saturn.sdsu.edu (Larry Riedel)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: more Larry
Date: 18 Nov 1992 06:25:12 GMT
Organization: San Diego State University, College of Sciences
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>
> [ patronizing non-90210-related stuff deleted ]
>

Please post flames to alt.flame, or send them via E-mail.

Thanks.


Larry
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From: emjfox@pop.cis.yale.edu (Emily Fox)
Subject: 11/18 was anne a VERY old lady?
Followup-To: alt.tv.bh90210
Organization: Yale College
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 05:57:53 GMT

I and my cohorts couldn't help but notice how very David Lynchian the whole
Dylan - Anne plot was, especially when those "neighbors" showed up. It was
smart of Dylan to get out of that scene when he did, because she was a
scary lady, not to mention she was probably a visiting character from
thirtysomething. (I'm right, arent I? She was really old.)

Also Bren-duh was looking particularly hein-ous this episode. Why is her
hair so greasy and parted in the middle? And all that black clothing and
STILL the bad lipstick shade, not that anyone but me noticed.

I feel bad for Steve. But he has so much money. He's going to turn into
someone like Anne, selling racehorses and seducing young rebels.

Brandon sure decked that Weasel guy. I did think he was a little harsh to
Nikki, especially when they were at that club seeing David fuck up. But he
was nice to her in the end, rescuing her and all.

Someone communicated to me via e-mail that my posts are too long and don't
have enough "white space." So I'm ending this one here and if I think of
anything else I'll post later. And Larry, I really enjoy your posts too and
you should ignore anyone who calls you a weenie. 
Love, Emily
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Subject: Surprise guest
From: cgautier@zeus.calpoly.edu (Sy Kauttick)
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 01:34:37 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: California Polytechnic State University, San Luis Obispo


I don't know about this, but my guess for the "urprise guest" will be...




























Emily!!!   (yes, I am serious)

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Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:12:16 EST
From: <LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu>  (Your worst nightmare)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: Brandon and Brenda's mom is hot

Whoah there, I was just kidding...but what about Jennie Garths mom :)


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From: brian@tpocc.gsfc.nasa.gov (Brian Youse)
Subject: Re: Guest Appearance by Bill Clinton?
Organization: Computer Sciences Corporation
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 02:31:44 GMT

In article <If30KYe00iV086Wq5g@andrew.cmu.edu> "Jonathan C. Bascug" <jbc8+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>A guest appearance by Bill Clinton would never work, because I bet he
>can't even act...

Sure he can, he has made it this far, hasn't he? 8)

Brian
From: oub@helium.gas.uug.arizona.edu (Dances With Wolves)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: Guest Appearance by Bill Clinton?
Date: 20 Nov 92 14:23:01 GMT
Organization: The University of Arizona

In article <If30KYe00iV086Wq5g@andrew.cmu.edu> jbc8+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jonathan C. Bascug) writes:
>A guest appearance by Bill Clinton would never work, because I bet he
>can't even act...

SURE HE CAN!  Just look at that silly, pretencious smile (or grin) he carries
every single day.  All politicians are good actors...
From: j_hernandez@csc32.dec.com (Jesse Hernandez)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: Guest Appearance by Bill Clinton?
Date: 17 Nov 92 17:00:07 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation - Colorado CSC


In article <1eabojINN1am@athena.sdsu.edu>, larryr@saturn.sdsu.edu (Larry Riedel) writes...
> 
>I hope just because Bill Clinton is President that doesn't mean he can't
>be hip and make appearances on popular teen / young adult TV shows.
> 
>I was thinking he could make a guest appearance on 90210.  He could play
>a "Relationship Counselor" that Brenda, Dylan and Kelly go to so they
>can sort out their problems.
> 
>I was thinking the scene could go something like this:
> 
>Bill:   So what seems to be the problem here?
> 
>Brenda: My boyfriend Dylan was sleeping around with this bimbo while I
>        was out of town.
> 
Bill:   Uh huh.  So what's the problem?  Next!

Actually with Slick, it'd go more like this...

Bill:   So what seems to be the problem here?

Brenda: My boyfriend Dylan was sleeping around with this bimbo while I
        was out of town.


ITS TIME FOR A CHANGE! 
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From: ridenour@leland.Stanford.EDU (Robert Lynn Ridenour)
Subject: Re: Guest Appearance by Bill Clinton?
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 92 19:30:50 GMT

Regarding a possible Clinton appearance...

>>
>>I was thinking the scene could go something like this:
>> 
>>Bill:   So what seems to be the problem here?
>> 
>>Brenda: My boyfriend Dylan was sleeping around with this bimbo while I
>>        was out of town.
>> 
>Bill:   Uh huh.  So what's the problem?  Next!
>
>Actually with Slick, it'd go more like this...
>
>Bill:   So what seems to be the problem here?
>
>Brenda: My boyfriend Dylan was sleeping around with this bimbo while I
>        was out of town.
>
>
>ITS TIME FOR A CHANGE! 


Nah, you've all got it wrong.  If The Snake were to appear on 90210
he'd have to work in a few mandatory phrases...

Snake:  So what seems to be the problem here?

Brenda: My ex-boyfriend Dylan was sleeping around with this bimbo while I
        was out of town and right after I dumped him, he started seeing
        her!

Dylan:  Bren...

Snake:  Well, Brenda, I agree with Ross.  It's time you and Dylan
        started seeing other people.  Where we differ is in
        how fast this should be accomplished.  Both of you are
        emotionally stagnant right now, and before you start to
        see other people, we need to get you on a positive track.

Brenda: Well maybe if Dylan would've stayed off the fast track...!

Dylan:  I don't have to take this.  [stands up to leave]

Snake:  Sit down kids.  It's time for a meaningful change in your
        lives.  You need to abandon the Reagan/Bush trickle-down
        relationships of the eighties and start caring for one
        another.  God knows I've known a lot of poor, down-and-out
        people - heck I've known them all - and I was able to
        help every one of them and I know I can help you too.
        Dylan, Brenda, I'd like you to go see a friend of mine who I
        know will be able to help you sort out your feelings
        and learn how to build strong, meaningful, lasting
        relationships again.  His name is Ted Kennedy...here's
        his card.

Of course, you'd never see Andrea while the Snake was on the show.
In the next episode you'd find out that he had her tied up in a
closet with Jesse Jackson and all the other radical liberals
so as not to blow his cover.  


- Bob


Organization: Freshman, H&SS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 13:47:32 -0500 
From: "Jonathan C. Bascug" <jbc8+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: my $.02

 David Martin Hines <dh4y+@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:
> Somthing to ponder: why ain't there no brothers on 90210? Herbert's ,
> or whatever his name is, is a sell-out.  It's so typical of Fox and 90210
>to have the only brother on the show be a criminal. I bet if Steve

I don't think that your stereotypical homeboy would fit into the BH90210 cast.
First of all, one would have to look very hard in real life to find a homeboy
in the same circle of friends with the "90210 gang"-no pun intended.  At least
the show sticks to some type of realism in this situation.  Also, I don't think
that Herbert is portrayed as a criminal.  He just did what any freshman
would do if they were being pushed around by a senior.  For that
computer incident, I'm sorry but your man Steve is fully responsible.
-Jon.
From: dh4y+@andrew.cmu.edu (David Martin Hines)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: my $.02
Date: 23 Nov 92 00:29:26 GMT
Organization: Freshman, IM - MCS/CIT Track, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA


	I was so disappointed with last week's episode. My two favorite
characters looked like such fools. Can't believe my man Steve went out
like a sucka. Instead of handin' those C-notes over to that old punk
janitor, he shoulda went down to South Central and got a nine. Then he
coulda smoked that old man and not had to worry about gettin' busted. 
Nikki turned out to be such a groupie/ho. How sweet of Brandon to go
rescue her though. Maybe 'stead of jackin' Weasel he should have hit her
upside her head too. Somebody was sayin' Brandon was too hard on poor
Nikki, what a joke. She's obviously just another skank groupie, not
exactly Brandon's type. If he doesn't drop her sorry ass I'll lose what
little respect I had for him.
	Something to ponder : why ain't there no brothers on 90210? Herbert's ,
or whatever his name is, is a sell-out. It's so typical of Fox and 90210
to have the only brother on the show be a criminal. I bet if Steve
fingers him as an accomplice they'll throw him in jail and Steve'll live
happily ever after.  Computer hacker, yeah a typical black teenager.
From: Jayne M Cubilla <jcubilla@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
Subject: RE: Brothers
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 21:54:12 GMT
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]

The closest HomeBoy to 90210 may be the Fresh Prince on NBC.

Nikki is the only fly girl on the show.


--
J. M. Cubilla
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From: cleo@cheshire.oxy.edu (Cleopatra)
Subject: Re: I want to kill BRENDA !!
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 00:56:19 GMT

In article <1992Nov12.195732.14766@math.ucla.edu> pugh@pico.math.ucla.edu (David Pugh) writes:
>Brenda really gets my goat. She is so screwed up it`s unbelievable.
>Does anyone agree?
>
>Dylan and Kelly are clearly RIGHT for each other. Both are much more
>mature than Brendabitch. In fact I think Dylan is becoming a bit of a
>philosopher - Dylan 'Plato' McKay. I think Dylan and Kelly are pretty
>hot together tho' - not like with Ice-cold Brenda.
>
>However, I have a nasty feeling in the pit of my stomach that Dylan
>and Brendabitch are going to re-unite. SAY IT AIN'T SO , PLEASE !
>
It ain't.  Luke Perry went to the producers and asked that his character break
up with Shannon Doherty's character because he couldn't deal with her anymore. 
If they got back together, it would defeat the purpose of the breakup in the 
first place....
-Cleopatra
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From: sushi@mcl.ucsb.edu (Christine Stellina)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Carol on the 700club
Date: 18 Nov 92 18:22:45 GMT
Distribution: usa

I happened to see the 700club (for those of you fortunate enough to not know
what this is it is Pat Robertsons talk show program) last night and Carol
Potter (did I get that right? The BH90210 Mom) was on.

She was talking about her life and specifically the feelings she had about
loosing her first husband.  The story goes that after a few years of very 
happy marriage her husband contracted cancer and after 6 mos died.  I was
very impressed with Carols demeanor and her attitude.  She said that she
felt deeply blessed to have had the relationship with him for the time she 
was able to and that she felt good to have been there for him as he went
through this pain and suffering.  SHe said "What if he had been all alone.
What if he had gone through the kemotheropy (sp?) alone knowing that the
his dreams of having a family had and would go unfulfilled?"  That is
true love in my book.

Apparently Carol had a son with her first husband and is now remarried and
(I think ??) has had a daughter with him.  She looked very happy and very 
together on TV.                     

Just FYI.  I found it very inspiring and interesting.

-Christine
From: jbc8+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jonathan C. Bascug)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: Summary of 11/18 episode (SPOILERS)
Date: 22 Nov 92 18:05:55 GMT
Organization: Freshman, H&SS general, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

In message <leikr4INN24n@athena.sdsu.edu> (3591) Larry says:
>And of course he'll take the SAT and apply to college, etc.
>It's not gonna matter because this show is going down down d

I'm not too sure if Dylan would go to college right after high school. 
He seems like the type of guy who would at least take a year off or
something...
From: oliver@Software.Mitel.COM (Oliver Postlethwaite)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Mystery guest (was Re: For Larry
Date: 22 Nov 92 03:54:29 GMT
Organization: Cosmic Monsters Inc.

>   >  Who do you guys think is the
>   >mystery guest for the Walsh's Thanksgiving bash???? 
>   Come on.  We all *know* it's going to be Dylan!  I just hope
>   Kelly and Brenda kick his butt good!
>Diesel.  Him and Brandon made up and now there like life-long friends.

Come on people, read your TV guides. It says that Brandon invites a 
homeless person over for thanksgiving, and as someone speculated, it will
probably be the homeless man that Brandon befriended over the summer.

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Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 21:11:11 -0500 
From: David Martin Hines <dh4y+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Go Brenda
	<BxMIy1.7EI@acsu.buffalo.edu>

Nicole it's really nice that you healed, I'm so proud of you. However I
disagree that Kelly and Dylan shouldn't have gotten together, anyone is
fair game. Don't even try to preach about morals, nobody is perfect. You
are right about Mr.Boring (Rick) though, you must not have that bad of
taste when it comes to guys.
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From: marv@netcom.com (Marvin Raab)
Subject: Re: For Larry
Organization: user of Netcom Public Access Unix, SF Bay Area
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 05:44:43 GMT

>>  Who do you guys think is the
>>mystery guest for the Walsh's Thanksgiving bash???? 


    It's the homeless veteran Brandon met over the summer....


               -marvin


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From: donald@dvinci.USask.Ca (David Donald)
Subject: Re: Brenda - Bitchress of the Dark
Organization: University of Saskatchewan
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 14:41:47 GMT

pugh@pico.math.ucla.edu (David Pugh) writes:

>11/18 episode.

>Finally, where did Brandon learn how to sock it to a guy twice his size?

Hockey.  Take my word for it.

Dave
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From: larryr@saturn.sdsu.edu (Larry Riedel)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: AQ22+ I repeat: He is no longer a weenie
Date: 18 Nov 1992 02:09:28 GMT
Organization: San Diego State University, College of Sciences
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LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu wrote:
> I apologize to AQ22+ for my previous flame on him .... I mistook him for
> someone else...oops :)
> 
> 
>                 ====---da Long-Man------------> PeAce OuT


You must have mistaken him for me.  I am the weenie.


Larry
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From: alperm@aix.rpi.edu (Michael Clayton Alpert)
Subject: BEST LINE 11/18/92 
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 04:37:33 GMT

Setting: Peach Pit  
Donna and Brenda are in Peach Pit and Kelly wlalks over

Donna: "Hi Kelly.  Brenda this is Kelly, Kelly this is Brenda Walsh she used 
        to be your best friend.

Kelly: "Well we all have crosses to bear.

Brenda: " Or Legs to Uncross!"


in a word ....   OUCH!!!!!!!!!! what a bitch..but it was beautiful!

best line of the ongoing but now best friends again katfight

- Lisa
From: 01sybok@ac.dal.ca
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: Just one of those things..
Date: 18 Nov 92 13:18:11 -0400
Organization: Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada

In article <92320.225046LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu>, <LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu> (Long Phamdo rocking PSU style) writes:
> Does anyone notice how "friendly" of a brother-sister relationship Brandon and
> Brenda have.  I bet ten bucks dat they do each other when Mommy and Daddy are a
> way....

Bet $20 they tagteam WITH Mom and Dad. It would explain why they're close knit.
You know what they say:

"The family that comes together sticks together!"

Mike
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 21:45:55 EST
From: <LXP111@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.tv.bh90210
Subject: Re: Just one of those things..

From anonymous e-mail:

>Yeah, I don't know about the others, but I don't usually call my sister "sleep
>ing beauty" as Brandon did....

>Heh heh heh

Yeah, I bet he called her some more things than just "sleeping beauty" when the
y're under the covers....heh heh heh..

Hey folks, this is really whats happening behind the perfect life of Beverly Hi
lls 90210 (hell what else are these rich kids gonna do)

So sorry if I pissed off any of you hardcore 90210ers out there, but someones g
otta tell it how it is.....


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