HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: bums and such
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 05:34:00 GMT

In article <1992Aug19.205937.1755@sequent.com>, bfish@sequent.com (Brett Fishburne) writes...
>In article <1992Aug19.152904.7049@ac.dal.ca> aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) writes:
>>>>>Sal aka Bum? Are you lookin' at me bum? How completely rude!
>>Don't look at me bum!!  Cheeky-monkey!  You was lookin' at me bum, weren't
>>you?
>Mighty good looking bum! <nudge><nudge> Know what I mean?  Know what I mean?
><wink><wink>
>>>>Chris aka Oh, Sorry old chap.  I thought it was one of the (L)lisas' bums.
>>> Ratboy aka Looking at bums? Look! Across the street there's naked women
>>>   with big floppy breasts!
>>Andrew aka Bum Looker!
>Brett aka Quite the hairy bum.  What?  I only see five, no, three breasts and 
>they aren't even floppy!
Ratboy aka No, no, no! Look over there...next to the chicken. See? Wait! Those
  aren't breasts! HEY! Who put those grapefruit there?



And now...Atilla the PUN!


Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@venus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: A bet!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 06:59:00 GMT

>>>I've been watching the shows for years, but I have just one question.  Which
>>>one person is Monty Python?
>> 
>> Ho-HO! We *have* to burn this guy!!! BURN HIM!!! TURN HIM INTO A NEWT!!! He 
>> *won't* get better!!!
>> 
>>>I have a bet with a friend of mine and he says that they all are part of the
>>>troupe called Monty Python but I think that he is full of it.
>> 
>> I'm afraid your fine friend is right, Concord. The tall statesman-looking one 
>> that played the undertaker, King Arthur, etc is Graham Chapman. The other tall
>> one, with darker hair, is John Cleese. The short chubby one that sits naked on
>> the pianos stool is Terry Jones. The one who does all the long monlogues (i.e.
>> the travel agent sketch) is Eric Idle. The one that does all the funny voices
>> and plays Missus Niggerbaiter is Michael Palin. And the one that does the
>> animation and was Mao Tse-Tung in The Hollywood Bowl is Terry Gilliam. 
>> Occasionally there is Carol Cleveland and Neil Innes. And that choir that I
>> can't remember the name of...
> 
>The Fred Tomlinson Singers
> 
>Also Rita Davis (Davies?) made frequent appearances in the earlier series.
>Also Mrs. Idle appeared a bit...
> 
>> 
>>>Send me e-mail please so that I can prove him wrong.
>> 
>> Sorry. It's much more fun to post and watch the aka's pile up...
>> 
>>>Thanks.
>> 
>> It was nada...
>> 
>>>	-Tom-
>> Ratboy aka if you want to know how they got the name Monty Python's Flying
>>   Circus just request a transcription of Life of Python...I'll start it here
>>   any day now...
>Brom aka you've been saying that for weeks
Ratboy aka Hey! I started just today! Had to let the suspence build first!
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Thursday, 13 Aug 1992 10:01:21 EDT
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: love........
 <92225.112246MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> <16842800F.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>

O.K. I lied. Maybe a few more posts.

In article <16842800F.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu says:
>
>In article <92225.112246MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
><MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>
>>
>>>>>>>>Chris aka Travel to exciting and exotic boardrooms. . .well, that's what
>>the
>>>>>>>>recruiting poster said. . .
>>>>>>>>Sal aka Are you sure you don't want to be a lion tamer?
>>>>>>>>        They're kind of cute, they look like this: [picture of lion]
>>>>>>>Um... sal? About that picture of the Lion with the long tongue
>>>>>>>that's eating those little ants?
>>>>>>>There's a large anteater behind you.
>>>>>>Chris aka Are there any large ants we could feed it?
>>>>>Sionm... Well we might be OK... it just got one of the officer's
>>>>>legs.
>>>>Chris aka Wot?!?! One of the officers is a LARGE ANT?!?!?!?!?
>>>Nope... he was a smallish uncle.
>>Chris aka Is there a such thing as an Uncle-eater? (besides an aunt)
>>Sal aka Of course there is! an Uncleater is a little known genus in
>>    the Lawnmowerus species. It chews up retired old men, with a
>>    particular taste for uncles and recently divorced falafels!
>I wonder what their habitat is like. . . .
>Chris aka Lawn Boy.
Sal aka Their natural habitat is the rainforests of latin america,
    but because they were all cut down, they were forced to migrate.
    They used to feed on various forms of uncs, and upon reaching
    America, found what we call "uncles" and chowed down. The falafel
    habit is unexplainable. Its not funny, its true.

P.S. Where's everybody else? You know that your class participation
     grade goes down when only Chris and Sal answer!
From: ssw@aber.ac.uk (Simon the Loony)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Njorl's Saga
Date: 20 Aug 92 09:15:22 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

jmw1388@ritvax.isc.rit.edu scribbled : 

=>This is *not* the start of a new thread!!!
Sorry, but you're WRONG ... Crucifixion for you! First door on the left, one
cross each ... step  lively now...

=>Jseam vmv I've come for flying lessons
Simon aka looks like his keyboard threw a fit...
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: A new Thread
Date: 14 Aug 92 02:59:13 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center


Here in its entirety is a new thread..yes..after wading through 40 posts of 
nothing but old threads (5 months old to be exact) I have decide to start
an entirely new thread..and he it goes.

The I want to be Just Like Jestre Thread...

Just list in order the 10 simple steps
to be just like Jester.....I wil start with #1 and simply post the others.

1. Make threads revolving entirely around himself.

Thank you and goodnight.

Jester aka conceited ego..the size of a planet....
-- 
On a airplane, always remember to carry a bomb, because the odds of there being
a bomb on a plane are pretty small, but the odds of there being two bombs on the
same plane are astronomical ,therefore, you have reduced your chance of being
taken prisoner.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Hey! That's MY name!!!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 01:49:09 GMT


>Right! Not only are there 135 new posts..but someone got my name!!!
bummer. Call the police.

>For a long long time...a few months actually..I was the only Michael who
>posted regularly...now look at the lot of you..there's another! What am I to do
Um.. kill Michael? (a bit of advise: Get the right one.)

>Ideas? I could post as Ratboy...afterall it *is* in my name at the beginning...
>Or post as Michael I and have the other as Michael II...
Um... How about leaMchi.

Sionm

>*sigh* I guess Ratboy it is...I am known as that in some circles...
Suits you.
From: djohnson@gutenberg.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: posting styles
Date: 17 Aug 92 15:45:30 GMT
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jos@and.nl's message of 16 Aug 92 12:24:43 GMTLines: 38

In article <3233@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
.In article <56930@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
.|many people have bene wondering why so few posts have been made by the
.|ever-presnet net-god-type-person jester...well...seeing as most
.|of this mess of stuff has been around for like 4 or more weeks..these
.|threads have become a trite boring..no of course..with my newsadmin looking
.|over my shoulder so that i don't make 100 consecutive posts with
.|only one line added is an added twist....soo as soon as people reply to my
.|new threads..i will begin to post like crazy.....and as so many of you
.|wonderful people have noted...yes....Jos and I are the backbone of this
.|newgroups..and thanks for your support...

Backbone, eh?  Well you can just go do something to your somesuch, if
you ask me.  Yer gonna haftuh contain that ego of yers purty lickety
damn split, or I'm gonna haftuh do it fer ya'.  Kee-ripes!  Everyone
knows that Margaret Thatcher is the backbone of this group, and soy
sauce to anyone who says differently.  Sheesh-a-rooney!

.Speak for yourself! You know damn well that I never wanted to be a 
.backbone in me whole friggin' life! You silly imbecile son of a very
.smelly tribe of pigmies! I always wanted to be a ... (blush) a ...

There there, Jos darling.  Nasty ol' Jester'll leave you alone
someday.  Rock-a-by Josy, on the tree top.  When the bough breaks
WE'LL USE IT TO BEAT YOU INTO A LITTLE PILE OF FORMLESS, BLOODY GOO
AND WE'LL THROW YOU IN THE OVEN AND BURN YOU UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE A
BRICK OF KINGSFORD CHARCOAL (TM) AND THEN WE'LL...WE'LL...!?!

.<gnaw> *ouch* let go of me arm! you nasty rascal! I'm warning you!
.I'll defend myself by shouting the Old Testament in your left ear!
.With a high squeeky voice and all backwards!

Oh, blast!  Not the Old Testament!  Well, I'll have to use my
last-ditch, killer defense:  Jos!  You're a poopy-butt!

.Jos aka I wanna go back to sleep!
Dan aka Hah hah!  I've got your pillow, and now I'm gonna whack you
with it!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: love........
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 13:01:41 GMT

In article <1992Aug16.102233.3936@DIALix.oz.au>
meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
 
>
>In <92226.100121MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>
>>O.K. I lied. Maybe a few more posts.
>
>>In article <16842800F.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu says:
>>>
>>>In article <92225.112246MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
>>><MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Chris aka Travel to exciting and exotic boardrooms. . .well, that's what
>>>>the
>>>>>>>>>>recruiting poster said. . .
>>>>>>>>>>Sal aka Are you sure you don't want to be a lion tamer?
>>>>>>>>>>        They're kind of cute, they look like this: [picture of lion]
>>>>>>>>>Um... sal? About that picture of the Lion with the long tongue
>>>>>>>>>that's eating those little ants?
>>>>>>>>>There's a large anteater behind you.
>>>>>>>>Chris aka Are there any large ants we could feed it?
>>>>>>>Sionm... Well we might be OK... it just got one of the officer's
>>>>>>>legs.
>>>>>>Chris aka Wot?!?! One of the officers is a LARGE ANT?!?!?!?!?
>>>>>Nope... he was a smallish uncle.
>>>>Chris aka Is there a such thing as an Uncle-eater? (besides an aunt)
>>>>Sal aka Of course there is! an Uncleater is a little known genus in
>>>>    the Lawnmowerus species. It chews up retired old men, with a
>>>>    particular taste for uncles and recently divorced falafels!
>>>I wonder what their habitat is like. . . .
>>>Chris aka Lawn Boy.
>>Sal aka Their natural habitat is the rainforests of latin america,
>>    but because they were all cut down, they were forced to migrate.
>>    They used to feed on various forms of uncs, and upon reaching
>>    America, found what we call "uncles" and chowed down. The falafel
>>    habit is unexplainable. Its not funny, its true.
>Meetch aka I've 'eard that people are locking them in garden sheds...
>
>>P.S. Where's everybody else? You know that your class participation
>>     grade goes down when only Chris and Sal answer!
>P.P.S. Do I get brownie points for this ?
Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Jos and I
Date: 19 Aug 92 03:33:22 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

(Jos Horsmeier) writes:
}(Jester) writes:
}|many people have bene wondering why so few posts have been made by the
}|ever-presnet net-god-type-person jester...well...seeing as most
}|of this mess of stuff has been around for like 4 or more weeks..these
}|threads have become a trite boring..no of course..with my newsadmin looking
}|over my shoulder so that i don't make 100 consecutive posts with
}|only one line added is an added twist....soo as soon as people reply to my
}|new threads..i will begin to post like crazy.....and as so many of you
}|wonderful people have noted...yes....Jos and I are the backbone of this
}|newgroups..and thanks for your support...
}Speak for yourself! You know damn well that I never wanted to be a 
}backbone in me whole friggin' life! You silly imbecile son of a very
}smelly tribe of pigmies! I always wanted to be a ... (blush) a ...

hmm....bloody invertebrates..don't you know who really rules
the world yet and why you still have not evloved out of the pond
slime of yesteryear?

}<gnaw> *ouch* let go of me arm! you nasty rascal! I'm warning you!
}I'll defend myself by shouting the Old Testament in your left ear!
}With a high squeeky voice and all backwards!

oo..like i am scared..go aahead and insult my mother...and in tongues
even....that won't bothwer me.....even say SNUGGLEBUNNIES 17
times and i will still call you a pansy in your face...

}Jos aka I wanna go back to sleep!
Jester aka not til you read my a bedtime story
-- 
hello this is a nasty .sig bomb..so fill out some
worthless e-mail and send it to k084872@hobbes.kzoo.edu
and give him soemthing to do when he logs in tomorrow.
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hey! That's MY name!!!
Date: 20 Aug 92 15:56:16 GMT
Organization: Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar, Dublin

>|> >Right! Not only are there 135 new posts..but someone got my name!!!
>|> bummer. Call the police.
>|> 
>|> >For a long long time...a few months actually..I was the only Michael who
>|> >posted regularly...now look at the lot of you..there's another! What am I
>|> Um.. kill Michael? (a bit of advise: Get the right one.)

>kill me? again???????? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah! Fun!
Kill kill kill. Kill Kill Kill. R u deaded yet?

S. O'Min
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: love........
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 01:18:00 GMT

>|> >>>>>>>>>>Chris aka Travel to exciting and exotic boardrooms. . .well, that's what
>|> >>>>the
>|> >>>>>>>>>>recruiting poster said. . .
>|> >>>>>>>>>>Sal aka Are you sure you don't want to be a lion tamer?
>|> >>>>>>>>>>        They're kind of cute, they look like this: [picture of lion]
>|> >>>>>>>>>Um... sal? About that picture of the Lion with the long tongue
>|> >>>>>>>>>that's eating those little ants?
>|> >>>>>>>>>There's a large anteater behind you.
>|> >>>>>>>>Chris aka Are there any large ants we could feed it?
>|> >>>>>>>Sionm... Well we might be OK... it just got one of the officer's
>|> >>>>>>>legs.
>|> >>>>>>Chris aka Wot?!?! One of the officers is a LARGE ANT?!?!?!?!?
>|> >>>>>Nope... he was a smallish uncle.
>|> >>>>Chris aka Is there a such thing as an Uncle-eater? (besides an aunt)
>|> >>>>Sal aka Of course there is! an Uncleater is a little known genus in
>|> >>>>    the Lawnmowerus species. It chews up retired old men, with a
>|> >>>>    particular taste for uncles and recently divorced falafels!
>|> >>>I wonder what their habitat is like. . . .
>|> >>>Chris aka Lawn Boy.
>|> >>Sal aka Their natural habitat is the rainforests of latin america,
>|> >>    but because they were all cut down, they were forced to migrate.
>|> >>    They used to feed on various forms of uncs, and upon reaching
>|> >>    America, found what we call "uncles" and chowed down. The falafel
>|> >>    habit is unexplainable. Its not funny, its true.
>|> >Meetch aka I've 'eard that people are locking them in garden sheds...
>|> >>P.S. Where's everybody else? You know that your class participation
>|> >>     grade goes down when only Chris and Sal answer!

Here I am, Sir. Sorry 'bout that, but my zipper got caught in the drainpipe,
you see, and...

>|> >P.P.S. Do I get brownie points for this ?
>|> Chris aka I think that I'd rather have the garden shed.
> 
>AKA Michael. I think that I'd rather have the brownie
Ratboy aka I think I would rather have my name back ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Hey! That's MY name!!!
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 22:19:00 GMT

>>Right! Not only are there 135 new posts..but someone got my name!!!
>bummer. Call the police.

I did but they took the phone off the hook. Called the fire brigade too...
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, of course not. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Size 11. Yes. Yes. Yes. YES yes yes yes YES yes yes yes, loverlly
YES wonderfull yes!

>>For a long long time...a few months actually..I was the only Michael who
>>posted regularly...now look at the lot of you..there's another! What am I to do
>Um.. kill Michael? (a bit of advise: Get the right one.)

{gunshot} Arrrrggggg! (too late...)

>>Ideas? I could post as Ratboy...afterall it *is* in my name at the beginning...
>>Or post as Michael I and have the other as Michael II...
>Um... How about leaMchi.
> 
>Sionm
> 
>>*sigh* I guess Ratboy it is...I am known as that in some circles...
>Suits you.
Ratboy aka SQUEEK! (Guess that'll start the mouse bit again...)
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hey! That's MY name!!!
Date: 21 Aug 92 08:46:34 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <sprooney.714326176@unix1.tcd.ie>, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
|> >|> >Right! Not only are there 135 new posts..but someone got my name!!!
|> >|> bummer. Call the police.
|> >|> 
|> >|> >For a long long time...a few months actually..I was the only Michael who
|> >|> >posted regularly...now look at the lot of you..there's another! What am I
|> >|> Um.. kill Michael? (a bit of advise: Get the right one.)
|> 
|> >kill me? again???????? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
|> 
|> Yeah! Fun!
|> Kill kill kill. Kill Kill Kill. R u deaded yet?


I ain't dead, just sleeping

|> 
|> S. O'Min
Michael O'Hour
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: What the what!
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 92 03:25:14 GMT

titan@sys6626.bison.mb.ca (Titanium Knight) poses the question:

>Are you all crazy on here????!!!!

Yes.  That is, at least I'm not entirely sane.  But when you live in a
world that has detailed instructions on the back of a box of toothpicks,
I'd consider myself relatively, though not entirely sane.  'nuff said.

Damn, wrong group again, but then we don't get a.f.douglas-adams. *sigh*

>Titan
Meetch aka Just call me an electric monk wot believes everything is pink.

>PS: I'd like the Holy Grail script too.  Pretty please!
PPS: You're not getting it from me.  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Yet another .sig chewed with yet another smurf.]
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Testes
Date: 18 Aug 92 21:54:00 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

>> >> Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
>> >> Three?!?
>> >> SOInm.
>> > 
>> >At least you never got to five.
>> 
>> Five is right out!
>> 
>> >PKT aka I can't think of a good aka. (many would agree)
>> Ratboy aka can't think of a good reply in this follow-up. (as you now know)
>PKT aka I'll give you a B for effort (although there is no B in effort)...
>	beffort? ebffort? effbort? 
Ratboy aka Only a B, eh? I knew I should have gone to the Batley Townswomen's
  Guild first. At least *they* appreciate talent!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM (Peter Taylor - Sun Toronto General Accounting Manager)
Subject: Re: Sound fx..1
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 15:12:43 GMT


00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () writes:
> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
> >00124961@ysub.ysu.edu () writes:
> >> <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
> >> >>>Thank you, Graehem, um, Grayhem (damn) Thank you, geranium <BANG!><BANG!>
> >> >>>PKT aka there, that's got rid of me.........
> >> >>Bum. (MNSio in this guy's...)
> >> >Sal aka Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. Bum-Dee Bum-Bum. BUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!
> >> >        (T'isn't the suspense killing you?)
> >> Chris aka It certainly killed the other chap! (bang bang and all that. . .)
> >
> >Erm.......well, I'm not dead yet......
> >
> >PKT aka I don't want to go on the cart!
> Chris aka You're not foolin' anyone, you know. . .

I think I'll go for a walk........I FEEL HAPPYYYYY! I FEEL HAPPYYYYY!

PKT aka <thump>
From: mfc1493@zeus.tamu.edu (Ratboy)
Subject: Re: Lumberjacks=smurfs
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 01:20:00 GMT

>>>>I hate hate hating hate. (therefore I ate)
>>>Chris aka when did Grouchy Smurf join alt.fan.monty-python?
>>>Sal aka You caught the reference! For a week, I've been putting down
>>>    "I hate this" and "I hate that", and nobody has even mentioned or
>>>    thought of those little blue guys! I'm glad somebody's been
>>>    watching (or at least remembers) their cartoons! Oh no! Its, Its
>>>    The Blue Meanies!!!!!
>>Meetch aka Time to start up alt.smurfs, alt.gargamel, alt.asriel, alt.papa..
>Chris aka La,la,la la la la. . .(you know the tune)
Ratboy aka has a Magic Flute here somewhere...Wait! I gave it to lisa...She had
  moch more creativity with it than I...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Testes
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 92 09:29:51 GMT

ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM garbled:
>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>> Testes, testes, one. Two. Three.
>> Three?!?
>> SOInm.
>At least you never got to five.

I'd find three a little uncomfortable meself.  I mean, where'd I put the
extra ?

>PKT aka I can't think of a good aka. (many would agree)
Meetch aka You're obviously not that sort then...
From: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk) (M i c h a e l ;-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: You're not even a proper woman !
Date: 17 Aug 92 21:06:28 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1992Aug17.152423.8005@ulowell.ulowell.edu>, lmasterm@cs.ulowell.edu (Lisa Masterman) writes:
|> 
|> In article <1992Aug12.132708.9642@newscan.canada.sun.com>, ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  writes:
|> 
|> |> > Where are all the
|> |> > endless threads of people quoting and re-quoting the same lines from the
|> |> > same sketches (and droning on and on about how Mr Smith should be running
|> |> > the country).
|> |> They were sacked once they started repeating themselves about mooses
|> |> in Norway.  The people responsible for sacking them have also been sacked.
|> 
|> the aka's have now been done over in a completely different style at the 
|> very last minute and at great expense...
|> 
|> Cuidado, Llamas!!
|> 
|> |> >						but it would appear
|> |> > that there is some semblance of originality. 
|> |> On behalf of the readerdom of a.f.m-p, I would like to express our
|> |> <BANG!> ughhh........<thud>
|> 
|> Well, speaking as a man (woman) in the street - AAAAHHHH!
|> 
|> |> > 	And over to you Tom.
|> ||> Thank you, Graehem, um, Grayhem (damn) Thank you, geranium <BANG!><BANG!>
|> 
|> Terrible waste of human life.
|> 
|> |> PKT aka there, that's got rid of me.........
|> -- lisa aka this is a cheese shop, isn't it??

No, it's a Cleese shop. [Michael aka=any klever anagrams.... im a lech]
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python