HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jacherry@nyquist.waterloo.edu (James Cherry)
Subject: Re: Lumberjack song
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 19:53:48 GMT

CHORUS:

Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

(He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.)

VERSE 1:

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

(He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesday he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.)

CHORUS

VERSE 2:

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

(He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars?!)

CHORUS

VERSE 3:

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.

(He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders...and a bra?!  Faggot!  Poufter!  etc.)

CHORUS
From: azeena@quince.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: sheesh
Date: 11 Apr 92 17:39:46 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr11.113948.793

Jester writes in alt.overlords
>what would my girlfriend think.....


I am mad not!  I mean a girlfreind!  What is this world coming to. Lies,  
deceit, no respect for the institution of marrage.  I can't take it  
anymore I can't marry you.  You are too deceitful. You should be punished  
by the comfy chair! Phil will you take me back?  Oh please!  I don't know  
why I ever left you.  You are so good and kind and a lot nicer than that  
lying Jessie.  I will behave from now on, Promise.  I

@>-->----- (rose)
azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: wilson@cs.ucf.edu (tom wilson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 14 Apr 92 10:26:40 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Central Florida, Orlando

In article <1992Apr13.183927.859@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
4 kAKAs purged from existence

SEEN IT! - Homer, The Simpsons

Tom
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Coincidences
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:41:54 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

stanger@otago.ac.nz (Nigel Stanger) writes:

>In article <BOUILLIN.92Apr8140905@node_3f5e2.tele.nokia.fi>, 
>bouillin@tele.nokia.fi (Claude Bouillin) writes:
>>>>>>> On 7 Apr 92 17:14:18 GMT, sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) said:
>>> Nntp-Posting-Host: unix1.tcd.ie
>> 
>> 
>>>>Well, there's an apricot on my telee that almost looks like a penguin...
>> 
>> 
>>> That's strange... I've got a penguin that looks like and apricot!
>> Even weirder, I've got an apricot that looks like an apricot but taste like
>> a penguin. I forgot to say it's not on my telee, that might explain it.

>And I've got a penguin that tastes like a penguin, but looks like
>an apricot. And it's INSIDE my telly! Augh!

>Nigel who can't watch Coronation Street because of penguin
>      infestation.

Eccles alias I'm sorry I started this now.
From: eroberts@slate.mines.colorado.edu (Marble)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Summary: How *could* you!?!?!?!
Date: 9 Apr 92 20:27:56 GMT
Followup-To: this newsgroup
Organization: Colorado School of Mimes, ummm, I mean Mikes... no Minds...

In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:

[stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
>thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
>being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
>and Jester.    
^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?

     Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... *sob*...
Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers to the
BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you want...
*sob*...

	Marble aka Jester's mum

p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, young
man!!!!! *sob*... 

[more stuff eaten with a side order of Spam (tm, Hormel, Inc.)]
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From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: item of interest
Date: 5 Apr 92 02:10:32 GMT
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>><Baaa!>
>>><Shut up Flossie!>
>>What!!! You mean those rumours of velcro gloves, heavy duty gumboots and 
>>whipsawing knees are true?? Sob, I'm never going to be able to look niggles 
>>in the face again.

>That's the advantage with sheep... no neep to look them in the face.
>Weird. I know someone here in ireland called Niggle, who is under
>the illusion that HE is flossie. Also, we have the original Flossie
>here in Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar. She runs the bestiality sexion.
>she's mentioned her sister down under once or twice. Such a
>coincidence, rh?

iSilly Mr DSFdsfnsimon#$#$
How do you know he thinks he's Flossie. Flossie can't talk, so if he is Flossie
he wouldn't be able to tell you.

Eccles aka Niggles never replies to posts anymore. Silly NZer

Eccles aka Hello
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: brides maid
Date: 14 Apr 92 15:13:53 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.45336
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

In article <1992Apr12.125906.806@gacvx2.gac.edu} azeena@quince.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry) writes:
}> fine personage??? where did you get such info??? I ought to kill whoever
}> called me fine, i am the dreg of the planet, the scourge of my nursery
}> and basic baby bandit!!!!!! 
}
}probably from me before I found out what a complete and utter slime ball  
}you were..two timing on me, really!!  

o brothher, where did I put him anyways......you can have him if you want

}>]>Jester aka yeesh........
}>]Robyn @#& squish........ 
}>Jester aka still in diapers
}azeena @!$ Yep i can attest to that!!
Jester aka you've never even met me.
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From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 01:37:24 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
>} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
>writes:
>} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
>} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
>} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
>} ..} 
>} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
>} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
>} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
>} ..} >and Jester.. 
>} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
>} ..} 
>} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
>} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
>} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
>} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
>} ..} to the
>} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
>} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
>} ..}want...*sob*...
>} ..} 
>} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
>} ..} 
>} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
>} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
>} 
>} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
>scores?.
>} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
>} 
>} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
>} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
>Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Phil aka oops!
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: bridesmaid
From: robynn1@perdita.gac.edu (Robyn Ness)
Date: 10 Apr 92 10:37:31 -0600

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr9175315@cayenne.gac.edu>  writes:
> In article <1992Apr7.171655.677@gacvx2.gac.edu> robynn1@nim.gac.edu  
(Robyn Ness) writes:
>> ..Since my terribly messy divorce from Daniel P. Johnson,  
>>
> I was married to you!?!  I don't remember that!  What would my wife say?
>
She'd ask if I would join her in the Daniel P. Johnson sufferers' support  
group she is founding.
 
>> ..feeling depressed.  Not even the humor of Monty Python itself could  
cheer  
>> ..me up.  But now, thanks to Jen(Azeena) and ever-popular Mr. Jester, I  
have  
>> 
> So you came to the Jos Horsmeier Clinic for People Who Think They are
> Married to Someone but Really Aren't.  A wise move.
No, I went to the Betty Ford Branch Clinic for people who should have been  
on really strong drugs to explain the mistakes they've made, but, sadly to  
say, weren't.
 
>> ..a reason to live.  I have been practicing the tuba solo I hope to  
play at  
>> ..your wedding.  You do like "Lady of Spain," or do I have to go  
through all  
>> 
> I think you should play _Black Dog_ By Led Zeppelin (on the Tuba, of  
course)
> 
That may have been our wedding song, but not everyone is as psychotic as  
you are...

>> ..the work of learning the notes to some lesser song?  It is up to you,  
>> ..really...I wouldn't be too upset if you decide to be as ungrateful as  
to  
>> ..make another request...really I <sob> won't.  
>> 
> Poor Robynn (two 'n's)  wanna cry on my shoulder...there
> there....PBBBBPPFFTTT!!!  ON my Silk Shirt!!!! NOOOOOO!!!  Bad Robynn!
> BAD BAD ROBYNN!!
>
No, not the comfy chair!!!!!!  AAAiiiiggghhhhppppttttt!

> 
> Dan aka I've never been married.  And neither has my wife.
Robyn @&* Doesn't she wish...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Dan's knees
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 23:41:50 GMT

finn@next05pg2.wam.umd.edu (dave the roomate) writes:
>of course, I am only an american and can easily be wrong about this.
What sort of paltry defence is that! God, now I know why I was standing out s
ide the back down of the Kremlin screamin "NUke EM"
	It wasn't Scott Bao.(sp?). It wasn't married with Children. IT may have been STUDS. (I'm going to find who shipped that out here and set fire to them) 
But it definately was <thud>



>finn the meek and having read this newsgroup for a while, expecting
> some sort of flame in response.
Well, you did ask.


>flame if you will, I can take the best of them!!!
Pyromaniacs, ready, fire!!!!

<whoosh>


>I apologize for the earlier blatant M-P ripoff but I think that is
>what this group is for.



>oh yeah, could it be possible for me to become AKA certified.
>I could take a test if you like...I am very good at tests.


>oh nuts! I have to sign again now....

>finn the one who has signed this letter twice.
>g'day to y'all.
From: jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: fetid degeneration
Date: 14 Apr 92 16:36:26 GMT
Organization: AND Software BV Rotterdam

In article <1992Apr13.133550.844@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
|In article <70226@ut-emx.uucp>  writes:
|} Does anybody out there have the names and addresses of the regular 
|} contributors to the aka postings?  Also, is there a supplier of plastic
|} explosives who would be sympathetic to the idea of some rather devastating
|} genetic engineering?  Battery acid an acceptable if not preferable
|} substitute.  Thanks-
|
|Well, I'd be happy to oblige you - I'm Phil Miesle, phygod72@nic.gac.edu!
|
|Oh, and I think that you'd find spam a much preferab;e subsitiute to battery  
|acid - the stuff might wreck my toupee!
|
|Phil aka I like aka's

And I'm here! Overhere! Can you see me? Here! Right here!     --->  \O
My name's Jos, but friends call be Dalai Lama Snotty Feet.           |>
I live @and.nl, and my 23847562387487243 sibblings are              /"\
longing for some reaction from you, *kiss* ... BTW don't
use SPAM, it doesn't look cute on my two tutus. sorry old fruit

Jos aka I've got one thingie too many?!?!??? Dan! Dan! What've you been doing?
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: 13 Apr 92 00:37:56 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr12.183756.823

In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
writes:
} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
} ..} 
} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
} ..} >and Jester.. 
} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
} ..} 
} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
} ..} to the
} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
} ..}want...*sob*...
} ..} 
} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
} ..} 
} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
} 
} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
scores?.
} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
} 
} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:17:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: mentor.44218
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

].|>|}>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
].|>|}>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
].|>|}>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts..
].|>|}>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
].|>|}>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
].|>|}>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
].|>|}>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
].|>|}>|Dougger aka So What??
].|>|}>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! *Laarg*!
].|>|}Phil aka not the other Phil!
].|>|Jester aka this looks like fun
].|>Jos aka Yes It Does, But Do We Allow Non-Aka-Members To Participate?
].|Tia aka no, cos they may be members of the bogus Nnne!
].Jos aka AAaarghHh! No! Not The Members Of The Nnnnne Gang! Help! Help! Help!
]. Morjens aka I still think we should sic the bishop on them!
]Dan aka Why stop at that?  Lets cut their arms off and make them eat Jester in a Hollandaise sauce!
Jester aka eat me??? but I'm not kosher


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From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Zaphod, or should I say Phil? )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka?
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:20:38 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr6.122040.657


 writes
} Ted.Bebenek@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Ted Bebenek) writes:
} 
} > In article <43484@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)  
wr
} > >}>>|>>>>}}>-enrique aka juggler
} > >}>>|>>>>}}Eccles aka What?
} > >}>>|>>>>}Phil aka this is how this whole long aka starts...
} > >}>>|>>>>Jester aka it is?????
} > >}>>|>>>Tia aka it is!!!!!!!!!!!
} > >}>>|>>MSNOI!! aka I refuse to add to this list. (oh, shit!)
} > >}>>|>Tia aka silly boy, you just did (giggle  ;) )!!
} > >}>>|Dougger aka So What??
} > >}>>Jos aka Probably Cause He Ain't Got No List-Adding-Aka License! Laarg*!
} > >}>Phil aka not the other Phil!
} > >}Dougger aka This is a free world, dammit!
} > Chris aka this is NOT a free world, because I can't use an aka without a
} > license (although I use one anyway)
} Dougger aka EXACTLY!  So what are they gonna do?  Really?  :>
Phil aka we _could_ hang you by your little toes, but I just UPSed a Comfy         
        Chair to your flat instead
From: phil%miracle@merk.com (Phil Hill)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: wedding invitation for all
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 92 01:35:41 EST
Organization: Miracle Computer Consultants

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>In article <DJOHNSON.92Apr12151511@perdita.gac.edu>  writes:
>} In article <1992Apr10.111506.768@gacvx2.gac.edu> phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )  
>writes:
>} ..In article <1992Apr09.202756.32000@slate.mines.colorado.edu>  writes:
>} ..} In article <1992Apr8.182730.710@gacvx2.gac.edu> azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
>} ..(Jennifer Landry) writes:
>} ..} 
>} ..} [stuff eaten with a white wine sauce]
>} ..} >thou then proceed to third.  The fith is right out.  Once the third day,  
>} ..} >being the third day reached, then thou goest to the holy wedding of Jen  
>} ..} >and Jester.. 
>} ..} ^^^^^^^^^^^^ *gasp* *faint*!! Jester how *COULD* YOU!?!?!?!?
>} ..} 
>} ..}..Getting married and not even telling your MOTHER, good GOD what is
>} ..} the world coming to these days when a mother can't even trust her own
>} ..} son... *sob*... *sob*... to tell her when he's getting married... 
>} ..} *sob*...Oh Hester, honey, after all I've done for you, worked my fingers 
>} ..} to the
>} ..} BONE!!! I can't believe that you'd do this... *sniff* *sniff* Maybe I'll
>} ..} just go and drown myself in a septic tank, I'm sure that's what you 
>} ..}want...*sob*...
>} ..} 
>} ..} 	Marble aka Jester's mum
>} ..} 
>} ..} p.s. And just THINK of what this is going to do to your purity score, 
>} ..} young man!!!!! *sob*... 
>} 
>} ..purity scores...now there is an interesting topic...what is everyone's  
>scores?.
>} ..(and no, you won't be made fun of - this isn't that type of group!)
>} 
>} ..Phil aka my mind is a blank
>} Dan aka Why did you post this twice?
>Phil aka let's do an experiment in Binary Expansion!
Phil aka on second thought this sounds neeto.
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From: azeena@dion.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester the pure
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:40:26 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr13.184027.860

In article <1992Apr13.182228.856@gacvx2.gac.edu>  writes:
> In article <45164@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> > what I object tooo is that you automatically treat me like a bar of  
soap
> > when you know that I am just as dirty as the rest of you, haven't you
> > seen my legs, orr the scum behind my ears or the belly-button lint  
that
> > became self-aware yesterday??????
> 
> I don't care about that.  I love you for your mind.  (By the way, your  
> Porshe is out of the shop again, isn't it?)
> 
> > }}>]Phil aka my mind is a blank
> > }}>Jester aka my mind is in the gutter
> > }}Robyn @#& my mind is in the shower.  Pass me my towel.
> > Jester aka no, I want to see you naked...
> Robyn @#& I want to see your bankbook...
azeena @#! yea! 
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azeena@nic.gac.edu
azeena@gacvx1.gac.edu
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Welsh tart
Date: 10 Apr 92 18:00:09 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin

>Something that's always intrigued me (and a few friends) is the
>reference to the "Welsh tart" in Life of Brian.  To refresh your
>memories:
>    The scene is "the morning after", where the crowd is outside
>    Brian's home.
>	Brian's mum:  ... leave that Welsh tart alone.
>	Brian:        But I don't want to, Mum.

How could I forget it? My 'pit keeps aying that when I mention Tia,
and when I say 'but I don't really want to', she hits me.

>I want to know what the actual reference to the Welsh tart is all
>about.  Is it a British/Welsh in-joke?  Is it something peculiar
>about the actress?  Or is it just in there as a perverse Monty
>Python sort of thing?

Well, the actress wasn't welsh, as far as I could tell, but I think
Python get a nice idea about Judea having a lot of welsh peeps in it
around ad. 33. 
eg. On the crosses, Jews separate to Samaritans,
    Saggisea seperate to s<ohshitiveforgotten>
    Sweedish separate to welsh.

or The Campaign for a Free Galilee in Pilates palace were all welsh
   (by the accents, anyway)

I just think it was a nice idea.

>Thanks for any enlightenment you can provide.
<psst>, I got reds, yellows, blues, a couple of greens, and a big
pink one.

MSNoi
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: csmith@onetouch.COM (Craig Smith)
Subject: Re: stuff that ought to be scourged
Organization: MCS/OneTouch, Inc.
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 11:59:34 GMT

ginsu@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Wes Simonds) writes:

>If I see one more copy of that ruddy 'Evolution is God' anti-quote diatribe,
>one more transcript of a boring-ass discussion of AKA's, or one more sig
>dealing with babes that cream on the floor, I will personally track down the
>Gumbyesque degenerates responsible and tear off their eyebrows...

Promise?

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From: azeena@perdita.gac.edu (Jennifer Landry)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: aka
Date: 16 Apr 92 01:29:44 GMT
Article-I.D.: gacvx2.1992Apr15.192945.970

In article <45560@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
> In article <1992Apr15.100337.940@gacvx2.gac.edu} azeena@hotspur.gac.edu  
(Jennifer Landry) writes:
> }
> }}%} %>The Madman aka Well, let's have some fun!
> }}%} %Jester aka I`m sorry, but you didn`t ask permission to use aka!!!
> }}%} The Madman aka Well, isn't that just too bad!?
> }}%Phil aka Mitch, you just don't know proper aka protocol!
> }}The Madman aka But that's what makes it so fun! :)
> }Jester aka is it me or has .gac.edu taken ovre the aka stock holdings?
> }azeena @$! yep and soon we are going to kick you out!
> Jester aka where is .gac.edu anyways??? sweden?????
azeena @$! God Save Us All Of Us is located in the frozen part of the  
North Pole, opps I meant Minnesota.
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