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From: seifert@netcom.com (Rich Seifert)
Subject: Re: Worst Song and Lyrics Contest
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 17:53:42 GMT


I heard DB on the radio the other day, hawking his new "DB Does Japan"
book. He had a lot of problems with a country where most of the food
has eyes and suckers.

He mentioned that he is getting thousands of "Worst Song" votes, and
the current front-runner is (ta-daa!):

    "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've Got Love in my Tummy"

which is by either the Ohio Express or the 1910 Fruit Gum Company
(perhaps they are the same band ;-). He didn't say whether it
was leading for worst song or worst lyrics. Could be both!


-- 
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From: s7958246@titan.ucc.umass.edu (s7958246)
Subject: Re: worst song & lyrics
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 21:22:12 GMT

   I also nominate for Worst Lyrics, a sample from "These Boots Are Made For Walkin"by Nancy Sinatra...

	"You were lying when you should have been truthin'..."

for pure ineptness and total disregard for the English language, no one comes
close to Nancy Sinatra. 

	Nomination for the Most Pointless Recording ever goes to Ray Charles
for singing "I can see clearly now, the rain has gone".... I feel guilty about 
it but when he sings it I just have to say "No, you can't, Ray."



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From: isaacman@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov (Subvert the Dominant Paradigm! (301) 513-7769)
Subject: Re: worst song & lyrics
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
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Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 13:08:00 GMT

In article <1992Nov19.032702.9254@leland.Stanford.EDU>, trump@leland.Stanford.EDU (Michael Jason Lewis) writes...
>>how about the absolutely atrocious pop ballad "Seasons in the Sun"?
>>It's about this guy who is dying, and includes such awful lyrics as 
>>"Goodbye, my love it's hard to die
>>When all the birds are singing in the sky"
>>
>>and my personal "favorite chorus part:
>>"We had joy, we had fun
>>We had seasons in the sun,
>>But the stars we could reach
>>Were just starfish on the beach"
>>

Around the same time as that turkey, or maybe a year or so earlier, was 
another zinger called "Timothy" (I think), which was 
about...cannibalism!  The lyrics are about three guys starving to death 
in a mine after being trapped by a cave-in ("...Joe, and me, and 
Ti-mo-thy...").  At the end of the song, "Joe and me" are rescued and 
are no longer hungry, and the chorus is:

          "Timothy, Timothy, where on Earth did you go?
           Timothy, Timothy, God what don't I know?"

Anybody else out there remember this tender ballad?
From: maire@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: worst song & lyrics
Date: 21 Nov 92 02:08:37 -0500
Organization: Carnegie Mellon Computer Club

In article <1992Nov21.051257.26817@news.cs.brandeis.edu>, st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Adam Levin) writes:
> In article <By1A10.CwB@nic.umass.edu>, s7958246@titan.ucc.umass.edu (s7958246) writes:
>>   I also nominate for Worst Lyrics, a sample from "These Boots Are Made For Walkin"by Nancy Sinatra...
>>
>>	"You were lying when you should have been truthin'..."
>>
>>for pure ineptness and total disregard for the English language, no one comes
                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Do be sure to point out that particular reason for nominating that song.
Hopefully we can get Mr. Language Person to comment on it!!! :)

>>close to Nancy Sinatra
> 
> I'm afraid that I must disagree with that last statement. While I like the
> song, America's "Horse with no Name" Has the greatest disregard for the 
> English, or for that matter any, language. I refer of course to the line
> which goes
> 
> 	"In the desert you can't remember your name
> 	 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain"
> Can we nominate cover songs for worst rock and roll song ever? If so, 
> how about William Shatner's "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" or 
> "Mr. Tambourine Man"? Yuck.
> 

  My vote for worst cover goes to whoever re-made Cat Stevens' "Wild
World" a couple of years back.   YECCCCHHHHH!!!

> 
> Adam Levin    st902415@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
> "It takes just one good flush to get rid of a four-flusher"
> 	--Israel Bond, Secret Agent Oy-Oy-7, "Loxfinger"
> 
--Tina M. Wood
  maire@drycas.club.cc.cmu.edu
  maire@drycas.bitnet
Subverting today for a better tomorrow.

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From: alrobins@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Amanda Robinson)
Subject: Re: Worst Song and Lyrics Contest
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 17:49:23 GMT

behs@stein.u.washington.edu (Jon Martin) writes:
>Yo! You all are forgetting all about the recent barrage of musical
>crap to hit the airwaves! My nomination for the worst song ever is
>   "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus

No way! It's a great song to dance to because it has a good beat.  But I
have to agree that the lyrics are _STUPID_ and the song would be better
if it were just music, and no words.  Don't put it in the "worst song" 
category, put it in "worst lyrics" where it belongs.

Amanda
From: dan@cafws2.eng.uci.edu (Dan Harkless)
Subject: Re: The Absolute Worst Song of All Time.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Organization: University of California, Irvine
Date: 23 Nov 92 19:29:19 GMT

In article <By5wq5.B6s@techbook.com> dant@techbook.com (Dan Tilque) writes:
><EWN1@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>I just *had* to add to people's suffering by pointing out that no one
>>has mentioned "Macho Man" by the Village People as being the worst song
>>of all time (and it IS!! :-)).  Actually, everything ever written by
>>the Village People is awful (remember "In the Navy"?  how about
>>"YMCA"?).
>
>I can't argue with "Macho Man", but the Muppets did a great version of
>"In the Navy".  The muppets singing it were vikings and sang lines like
>"you can help your fellow man" while pillaging and burning a village.
>
>Personally, I'd have to say that "Don't Worry, Be Happy" (is that by
>Bobby Goldsboro?) must be the worst.  I mean, what other song is
>justifiable cause for any felony on the books, up to and including
>illegal use of nuclear bombs within the city limits.

	Bobby McFerrin.

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From: dan@cafws2.eng.uci.edu (Dan Harkless)
Subject: Re: worst song & lyrics
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Organization: University of California, Irvine
Date: 20 Nov 92 01:52:00 GMT

	Oy, why do I feel like the youngest DB fan alive...?  I have no clue
what you folks are talking about, but considering the era, that's probably a
good thing.

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From: datwyler@javelin.sim.es.com (Doug Datwyler)
Subject: Re: The Absolute Worst Song of All Time.
Reply-To: datwyler@javelin.sim.es.com
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp., Salt Lake City, Utah
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:04:55 GMT

<EWN1@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:

>I just *had* to add to people's suffering by pointing out that no one
>has mentioned "Macho Man" by the Village People as being the worst song
>of all time (and it IS!! :-)).  Actually, everything ever written by
>the Village People is awful (remember "In the Navy"?  how about
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wasn't this group formed by a record company? Didn't they just sing some
canned music? Did they really write their own? YUCK!!!
>"YMCA"?).
>
>And then, for worst lyrics, there's "I'm Your Boogie Man".
>
>You're welcome :-).
>*************************************************************************
> Ellen Newman                     | You can name your own salary here --
> LCS - Library Computing Services | I call mine Fred.
> ewn1@psuvm.psu.edu               |       - taken from a Ziggy cartoon
> ************************************************************************

You are right, the Village People were bad. At least their costuming was
"politically correct" (TM) (C) (R) (you pick which one), representing 
a cross section of the USA.

-- 
Douglas L. Datwyler, WR7O
Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp.
datwyler@javelin.sim.es.com

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From: jag@unislc.uucp (John Ganske)
Subject: Re: Worst Song and Lyrics Contest
Organization: Unisys Corporation SLC
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 21:10:44 GMT

Sorry, I don't remember (or maybe never heard) a lot of these candidate
songs, but I do have something to throw out for group judgement.
What about Abba?  Ring a bell, or maybe your ears, with that one?
Aaaarrrrgh!  I had to bring back those memories!  Loving you, Loving
me.  It's swirling around inside my head.  I'm losing all coherence
(Yeah, you say, he never had any to lose).  

John Ganske
p.s. Do English-as-a-second-language songs count?               
    
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From: jmatthews@uswat.advtech.uswest.com
Subject: worst song & lyrics
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 22:49:07 GMT

Forgive me if this is a repeat - i'm new to this group (but not to being a
loyal Dave Barry follower, of course) 

how about the absolutely atrocious pop ballad "Seasons in the Sun"?
It's about this guy who is dying, and includes such awful lyrics as 
"Goodbye, my love it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky"

and my personal "favorite chorus part:
"We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun,
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach"

blecck!!   >-(

I forget the name of the singer...

--jaye
From: jmarold@netlink.cts.com (Jeff Marold)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: Worst Song and Lyrics Contest
Date: 23 Nov 92 01:25:24 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

Jason Paul Togyer <jt3y+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:

> Duane Pontius, <pontius@bartol.udel.edu> writes: 
> 
> >"...Also, just to ruin your day totally, anybody remember, "Escape (the Pina
> Colada song)"?  Possibly cute on a first hearing, but to this day I will
> walk out of any establishment where this song is allowed to continue
> playing and complain to the management on the way out..."<

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From: jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
Subject: Re: Muskrat Love
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 03:05:50 GMT

In article <1992Nov20.203452.13724@eskimo.com> feathers@eskimo.com (Cheryl Owen) writes:
>   I would tend to disagree with the nomination of "Muskrat Love,"
>only on the grounds that it served as the inspiration for that perennial
>Doctor Demento favourite, "Hamster Love."  You remember it, don't you?
>The one with the frying pan sounds in the background?

Hamster Love! That's what I was trying to remember - not only the frying pan 
sounds, but the chopping sounds and hamster death screams. It's it 
a great tune, and thus Muskrat Love should be spared the nomination of 
worst song of all time for inspiring this classic.
-- 
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                           | around a saucer of beer."
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From: leej@sgi.com (Lee Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: Worst Song and Lyrics Contest
Date: 18 Nov 92 23:17:59 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
NNTP-Posting-Host: diver.asd.sgi.com

In article <1992Nov18.194651.13462@den.mmc.com> doehr@magellan.den.mmc.com (Brett B. Doehr) writes:
>
>The other one that comes to mind (only vaguely, fortunately) was a song
>by Linda Ronstadt entitled "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me", which contained 
>something resembling the following:
>
>  Well he picked me up and he put me down,
>  He was a credit...to his gender.
>  Really put me through some changes now,
>  Sorta like a...Wearing blender.
>

(From an interview with Lee Jones):

Q: Could you tell us more about this song?

Me: Sure.  This song was written by Warren Zevon.  You need to understand 
where he's coming from - he's written other classics such as "Roland the 
Headless Thompson Gunner" (about a mercenary who gets his head shot off and
comes back for revenge); "Werewolves of London" (... I saw a werewolf 
drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's - and his hair was perfect...); and
"Lawyers, Guns, and Money" (... I went home with a waitress, the way I 
always do.  How was I to know, she was with the Russians too....)

Q: Are you making any of this up?

Me: No.

Q: Are his songs always this weird?

Me:
Warren pretty much has his tongue firmly implanted in cheek in most of 
his songs.  "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" is in the same class - if you hear him
sing it, you'll understand it's *supposed* to be funny.  I've always 
wondered if Linda was in on the joke or what, but she and Warren are good 
buds so I assume she knew what she was doing....

Q: Are you done now?

Me: Yes.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 08:05:20 EST
From: <EWN1@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: Re: Is Rockbottom Remainders Out?
Distribution: usa

In article <1992Nov17.164346.7726@netcom.com>, jrs@netcom.com (John Switzer)
says:
>
>I've been searching around town for the Rockbottom Remainders video and
>haven't
>found anything but a bunch of blank stairs from uncomprehending store clerks.
>Has anyone actually gotten their hands on this yet?

Yes, it's out, and I've gotten one (actually 2, because I bought one
for a friend, too).  I got blank stares for a while, too, til I
checked out the mall video store ("Suncoast Videos", probably not a
chain, though).  I didn't see it on display -- I had to order it.
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From: datwyler@javelin.sim.es.com (Doug Datwyler)
Subject: Re: Worst Song and Lyrics Contest
Reply-To: datwyler@javelin.sim.es.com
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp., Salt Lake City, Utah
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 16:07:44 GMT

jag@unislc.uucp (John Ganske) writes:

>Sorry, I don't remember (or maybe never heard) a lot of these candidate
>songs, but I do have something to throw out for group judgement.
>What about Abba?  Ring a bell, or maybe your ears, with that one?
>Aaaarrrrgh!  I had to bring back those memories!  Loving you, Loving
>me.  It's swirling around inside my head.  I'm losing all coherence
>(Yeah, you say, he never had any to lose).  
>
>John Ganske
>p.s. Do English-as-a-second-language songs count?               
>    

Aren't phonetics great. I heard some of these in English, Spanish, Portuguese,
and Japanese. Can you say "Gold Record" with the proper accents?

-- 
Douglas L. Datwyler, WR7O
Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp.
datwyler@javelin.sim.es.com
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 08:17:56 EST
From: <EWN1@psuvm.psu.edu>
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Subject: Re: worst song & lyrics
 <By1A10.CwB@nic.umass.edu> <1992Nov21.051257.26817@news.cs.brandeis.edu>
 <By23A9.HD1@cs.psu.edu>

In article <By23A9.HD1@cs.psu.edu>, chronos@dev-null.phys.psu.edu (Jerry 'Love
Doll' Winner) says:
>
> What about that song about breaking up that goes:
>        It's like walking in the rain and the snow
>        and there's no place to go.
>        anf it feels like part of you is dying.
>        You look for the answer in her eye
>        You think she wants to break up,
>        instead she wants to make up.

"The Things We Do for Love"?  Can't remember who wrote it, though.
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From: ag748@yfn.ysu.edu (Anthony Trumbo)
Subject: Dave in Phila. paper?
Reply-To: ag748@yfn.ysu.edu (Anthony Trumbo)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH
Date: Sun, 15 Nov 1992 20:42:47 GMT


 I have just moved to college in Philadelphia and don't know which paper his
column is in. I'd appreciate if someone who knows would post it for me.

Thanks.
-- 
Anthony Trumbo
(ST92LDRT@duvm.ocs.drexel.edu)
(ag748@yfn.ysu.edu) 
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From: s7958246@titan.ucc.umass.edu (s7958246)
Subject: Re: worst song & lyrics
Organization: University of Massachusetts, Amherst
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 01:39:09 GMT

In article <mjenkins.722295197@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>In <1992Nov20.162024.21088@gtech.com> lmf@gtech.com (Linda M. Easterbrooks) writes:
>
>
>>No, has too many different words in the lyrics.  How about the one 
>>'Na, na,na,na,na, na,na,na,na, na,na,na,na,na,na'
>
>The Land of A Thousand Dances?
>
>No way! Dave uses that song in his column all the time (wasn't it the
>song the Rockbottom Remainders performed?)
>
>I think he'd be insulted if we suggested it! :)
>
>Michael

   I think it was the only song his college band "Federal Duck" knew... he
says it's an easy song since it only has one chord, E, and the lyrics are
so simple. So maybe he likes it.


:)


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From: mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson)
Subject: Worst Song and Lyric Contest
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 01:21:48 GMT

In general I would nominate anything from the Disco era, but how about
that song Superfreak?

She's a superfreak
Superfreak
She's superfreaky

Fortunately/Unfortunately, that's all I can remember from it...but it
has my vote for worst song.

As far as worst lyric, I'd go a little more modern

How about the recent Huey Lewis and the News lyric, "Doncha know she
hit me like a hammer, hit me like a ton of bricks."

My, what a romantic vision THAT conjures up.

Michael
From: mike@horus.ap.mchp.sni.de (Mike Hoffmann)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dave_barry
Subject: The Worst Song Survey and Dave by e-mail
Date: 20 Nov 1992 17:04:00 +0100
Organization: Siemens-Nixdorf AG, AP 712
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: horus.ap.mchp.sni.de

Hello!

With all the hubbub about the Big Survey now, it seems that many people
have overlooked some interesting little remark of Dave's. For in that
one column he wrote:

---
	And it's not just the public. It's also the media. I put a message on
							   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
	The Miami Herald's newsroom computer system, asking people to nominate
			   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
	the worst rock song ever, and within minutes I was swamped with
---

Now, doesn't that mean that the Herald at least has an internsal e-mail
system? How big is the step to start a collection and give them a modem,
a leased line, whatever and get The Funniest Man in America (or the known
Universe) on to the Internet?

What do you say? What's that? I should lay down or take a shower...
Hmm, well, OK, guess you're right.

And to make me appear even more scary: I actually *like* "Seasons in the
Sun"! Attend! Don't press 'n' yet! It's just that this song is fine to sing
along in the car. And it's about dying... I guess it fits perfectly here
in Germany when you're going around 130mph on the Autobahn, no?

And America is lucky to name songs like that or "Horse with no name" as
worst... Compared to music known here as "Schlager" (meaning simply "hits")
they are epitomies of elegance and intelligence.

Let me torture you with a song that *actually went to No. 1 in the charts*!
I am not making this up:

	Schatzilein, 
	du musst nicht traurig sein,
	ich weiss du bist nicht gern allein
	doch schuld war doch nuuuuurrrr der Wein

Lucky those, who don't speak German, but I'm cruel, I'll translate this
masterpiece:

	My little honeypie,
	you needn't be sad
	I know that you don't like being alone
	but it's ooooonly the wine to blame

Need I say more? And you complain about "Brand New Key"? HA!

Cheers
Mike
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INTERNET: Mike.Hoffmann@ap.mchp.sni.de
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From: dlm@unislc.uucp (Dennis McCurdy)
Subject: Re: But an even worse song is:
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Organization: Unisys Corporation SLC
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 16:45:45 GMT

Fil Feit (filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM) wrote:
: btw, Dave's column on his security alarm, esp. the second half with the
: dogs waiting at the screen door and Zippy detonating was the funniest DB
: I have seen in a while.  The kind where I'm not sure if I can stop laughing
: long enough to breathe before I pass out.

I, too, read Our Hero's column in the paper this week and got a big
kick out of it. It was somewhat reminicient of an earlier article He
wrote a couple years ago that kept me laughing for a long time. The
article was titled:

   "Testing Potted Meat Food Products and Other Scary Foods"
    By Dave Barry

It the article He and His expert panel test various kinds of food. After
preparing the panel, they come up with a list of food test subjects:

- Armour Potted Meat Food Product
- Libby's Potted Meat Food Product (with two kinds of stomach)
- A can of Spam
- A can of Mighty Dog brand dog food
- A can of Bonton brand "natural" snails
- A can of something called "Beanee Weenees"

Dave describes it best with the following excerpt:

    "For the Taste Test, we offered the various food products to
 a five-member Expert Taste Panel, consisting of me; my wife, Beth;
 our son, Robert; our large main dog, Earnest; and our small emergency
 backup dog, Zippy."
     "Earnest licked everything a LOT and continued to lick the floor 
 for several minutes after all detectable food molecules had disappeared.
 Zippy got so excited about the sudden unforeseen onslaught of food
 products that he had a little accident product in the kitchen."

I'm not making this up either (BOLDFACE and all)!

-- 
Dennis L. McCurdy          |
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From: alrobins@vela.acs.oakland.edu (Amanda Robinson)
Subject: Re:  Worst Song and Lyrics
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester MI.
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 19:58:20 GMT

"I Can't Complain" by Southern Pacific (a country group).
it's chorus is:

"I can't complain but, honey,
I still do"

It gets worse:
"I love you more than I love my truck
The bed is softer and the body won't rust"

How romantic. My hero.......
Amanda

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