From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Jester for President! NOTAWABB!!!!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 01:46:26 GMT

In article <sprooney.721016561@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>>>>Jester For President.
>>>>>VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE
>>>>If you vote jester, i will give you a $20 bill that my dad
>>>>is helping my print in the basement
>>>A $20 bill? IF you vote 
>>>NONE OF THE ABOVE.. WE'RE ALL BORING BASTARDS!!!
>>>Bill (of Wicked Wanda's Whip Cellar)
>>>Will be free for you for the entire night.
>>>Not even Jessie can Beat this... Me and my bro' (and Wanda herself)
>>>are the only peeps who can give freebies.
>>>
>>>>>>why do ask ask this? because, I'm the only candidate that does
>>>>>>not offer any campaign promise he/she can't make.
>>>>>None of the above goes one step better... 
>>>>>he doesn't exist to make any promises.
>>>>read above.....
>>>read above.....
>>>
>>>>>>In Fact I only have 3 campaign promises.
>>>>>>#1 If I win, I promise that this newsgroup won't be rm-grouped.
>>>>>OK. Well... nice promise, but can you keep it?
>>>>umm...yes...er...no...er.....yes....er...i don't know
>>>You're being indecisive again... try Splunge.
>>>
>>>>>>#2 If I win, I promise to post MP scripts once a month.
>>>>>Well I'm posting them next week. (I am, actualy, I'm getting a
>>>>><spit> vax <spit> a/c with a big quota)
>>>>I'll post them tomorrow..if you like....
>>>Well I got them up... corrected versions.
>>>
>>>>>>#3 If I win, I promise to get professional help for my insanity.
>>>>>Oh, how boring. I love you just the way you are Jessie.
>>>>I know siomn, but don't tell them about our love affair
>>>>with marilyn monroe
>>>Well last time we did that, you went and sneezed. It took us ages to
>>>vacuum her up again.
>>>
>>>>>>and, look, I can even live up to all my promises, unlike
>>>>>>all the other candidates...
>>>>>... but like the non-candidates.
>>>>or somethinng like that
>>>How about a coalition.
>>>
>>>>>>Jester aka the creator and propagator of the aka syndrome
>>>>>NO! It wasn't you. It was Jos. 
>>>>>I was here too. You were the 2nd to cop on to it, and you DID spread
>>>>>it around, but Jos deserves the credit. (After all, he HAS been here
>>>>>longer than the two of us... isn't it awful how he and Eccles
>>>>>haven't bin round much.)
>>>>Jester aka sorry, I led, cheated and stole the aka, but i did
>>>>propagated it....
>>>Well I suppose I'll let you away with it, seeing as I can't think of
>>>anything to say about anagrams.
>>>
>>>>>I won't even bother saying it.
>>>>saying what????
>>>VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE.. WE'RE ALL BORING BASTARDS!!!
>>>
>>>>VOTE FOR JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>VOTE NONE OF THE ABOVE.. WE'RE ALL BORING BASTARDS!!!
>>>
>>>
>>>VOTE A STICK OF RHUBARB! MORE CLEAVER THAN... A SQUID!!!
>
>>boy, simon, do i feel betrayed.
>>and i thought you were voting for me.
>Oh, I did, I did... vote no. 2!!!!
geeeeee, thanks.

>>little did i know...
>>sniff.
>>none of the above.  how disappointed i am.
>>perhaps i'll have to spank you now..
>A spanking! A spanking! And after that...?
je veux lecher ton kiquette, mon petit haricot..
er, i mean, um, nothing, really.  nothign comes after that
at all.

>>leather aka can i just say this is the first time i've ever been on
>>a.f.m-p?
>mNSio aka No, I'm sorry. It's not original enough.
thbbppt.

>SOInm... (also) I issued her aka licence.
and it was not a dog licence with the word dog crossed out etc.

leather aka eric