HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jsarna@vax.clarku.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: FAQ list
Date: 29 Sep 92 17:36:44 GMT
Organization: Clark University

In a previous article, mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) foams at 
the mouth:
>>>>>>>>>Question 1		Is Vic there ?
>>>>>>>>Question 2		Is your refrigerator running?
>>>>>>>Question 54 oops 3      How does Anne Elk's (not an elk) Brontasaurus theory
>>>>>>>                        affect SPAM farming in the Congo?  
>>>>   Question 3b		Whose theory is it?
>>>>>>Question 4		There is NO QUESTION 4!!!
>>>>>>Question 6		What are the odds that I am an infinite number of
>>>>>>			monkeys typing for an infinite number of hours?
>>>>>>Question 7		How?
>>>>>>Question 8		Why didn't you include 'Question 5'?
>>>>>>Question 9		Lemon Curry?
>>>>>>Question 10		Why did you say 'Good Morning'?
>>>>>>Question 11		What are you doing with that nectari...URRGH! <thump>
>>>>> Question 12            Would you like a 16 ton weight dropped on top of
>>>>>			_you_,Eric?
>>>>> Question 13		Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
>>>>> Question 14		Do you want to come back to my place?
>>>>                                                              Bouncy, bouncy?
>>>>> Question 15		Do you want to come upstairs...or have you come
>>>>>			to arrange a holiday?
>>>>  Question 16		What's that penguin doing on the telly?
>>>>  Question 17a		What is your name?
>>>>  Question 17b		What is your quest?
>>>>  Question 17ci		What is your favorite color?
>>>>  Question 17cii	What is the air-speed velocity of a sparrow?
>>>>  Question 18		Could somebody post the script for ****** ?
>>>>  Question 19		Is your name not Bruce, then?
>>>>  Question 20		Are you insinuating something?
>>>   Question 21		Can we borrow your head for a piece of animation?
>>>   Question 22		Did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's
>>>			mountains green?
>>>   Question 23		Did somebody here say "mattress"?
>>>   Question 24		What do we mean when we talk about things?
>>>   Question 24a		What do I mean by the word "mean"?
>>>   Question 24b		What do I mean by the word "word"?
>>>   Question 24c		What do I mean by "what do I mean"?
>>>   Question 24d         What do I mean by wasting your time like this?
>>    Question 25         What does "aka" stand for?
>>    Question 26         Que?
>>    Question 27         Is the Third Test in here?
>>    Question 28         Dinsdale?
>>    Question 29         What's all this then?
>>    Question 30         You mean poo-poos?
>>    Question 31         Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?
>>    Question 32         What do penguins eat?
>>    Question 32a            Henri Bergson?
>>    Question 33         Is your wife a....a goer?
>     Question 35         What? What's that a chicken up there?
      Question 36	  Are you Brian of Nazareth?
      Question 37         Did she have a dueling scar just here...and a hook?
      Question 38         Is 'e down at the pub?
      Question 39         Laden or unladen swallow?

	
>>Ratboy (Mrs.)
>Ratboy (again)
Brigadier General Sir Charles Arthur Fievel (Mrs.)
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Date: 5 Oct 92 23:12:11 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct5.180125.5150@ncsu.edu>, kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
> 
> In article <1992Oct2.153443.2898@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> |> Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!agate!usenet.ins.cwru.edu!ukma!netnews.louisville.edu!wkuvx1!goffgb
> |> From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
> |> Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
> |> Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
> |> Message-ID: <1992Oct2.153443.2898@wkuvx1.bitnet>
> |> Date: 2 Oct 92 15:34:43 CDT
> |> References: <92272.154135MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> <1992Oct1.131912.2864@wkuvx1.bitnet> <1992Oct2.062528.4047@tamsun.tamu.edu>
> |> Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY
> |> Lines: 50 


> |> > Welcome. Are you a goer? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
> |> Am I a goer !!! Now What do you think? I did write to you first, after
> |> all.
> |> > 
> |> > Well...neither does Ratboy...unless you count Rat-tart-boy...
> |> Ratboy must then of course be physically short....
> |> > 
> |> > 
> |> > I prefer a little spam every now and then...come along?
> |> Sure; where are we going, and will we be alone when we get there
> |> ?*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
> |> >
> |> > 
> |> > Another lousy American! Ptha! Hold a tick...I'm one too...
> |> Take that and run with it....
> |> >
> |> > 
> |> > She *is* a goer! *grin*
> |> Didn't think I'd disappoint you, did you?
> |> > 
> |> > Eh. That's not too bad...could have been Brigette...or Ms. SCUM
> |> Could've been lots of things, but I'm not. Much.
> |> >
> |> > 
> |> > Can I send cheese?
> |> Only if you hand-deliver it, after slaving for days to make it
> |> yourself. 
> |> > Ratboy aka first lesson of a.f.m-p...you just gotta sign off with something
> |> >   (sort of) witty...
> |> > ...or silly...
> |> > 
> |> > ...or uncommital...
> |> > 
> |> > ...or spam...
> |> > 
> |> > ...or--
> |> > 
> |> >   {thud}
> |> > 
> |> > Well, Ratboy, educate me in the ways of wit  (HA HA HA HA)
> |> All I can say is I'm not a wench.
> |> 	And I'm not a lumberjack.
> |> 	But I do ...
> |> 	And I do...
> |> 	oh my....
> |> 	Do that again.......
> |> > 
> |> 
> Of course shes a wench! She turned me into a newt. Burn'er.
> she probly weighs more than a duck.

Let's see:
	I float.
	I weigh only slightly more than a buck (a dollar bill plus a
	    few shillings).
	I enchant people (men, that is).
	I charm people (men, that is).
	I've even been known to seduce people (MEN, THAT IS).
OK, I might be a wench. Some come on over and burn me. 
	Please....	(want to join me? it could get steamy!!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 00:28:49 GMT

In article <1992Oct06.004520.18375@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>(James Willer) scratches head, muttering:
>>(Jester) orders 15 communist revolutions:
>>>(ratboy) writes:
>>>}>}>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>>}>}>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>>}>}>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer!
>>>}>}>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>>}>}Of course not! He likes goats.
>>>}>shaved or unshaved????? with or without horns
>>>}He likes unshaved real raw dead goat...gotta escape prosecution...
>>>so i noticed.....but i will rat to inspector clitoris.
>>Oh? has the good constable been promoted?
>>How could I have missed that?
>You didn't miss it.  Inspector clitoris is the good constable's seventh cousin,
>thrice removed, suspended six times and expelled from four institutions for the
>criminally insane.
Yes, I met him at the Mayo clinic.
>>>}>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>>}>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>>}>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>>}>}>}>this means war....
>>>}>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>>}>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>>}>}>waterbaloons..
>>>}>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a distance
>>>}>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>>>}Hey! It has a mind of its own...
>>>yes..its aimed at my mind..now quit it!!!!!
>>Quick! get Mr. Neutron!! He'll know what to do!!!
>Aim a little more to the left!!
Inspector clitoris, would you please just shut up!
>>>}>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>>}>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>>}>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>>}>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>>}>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>>}>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>>}>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>>}>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>>>}Ratboy aka do I have to?
>>>Jester squig...err.....no?
>>E Jams fjord What is the meaning of this?
>Meetch akak Mattress !
dave smurf just say maybe!
From: AD@Berlin.Germany.1939 (Adolf Hitler)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: phone-in
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 05:25:58 GMT
Organization: Naxi Germany
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.22.69.65

In article <1992Oct1.194948.14512@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
>>> I'd like to ask the panel what changes they would make if they
>>> were Hitler.
>>
>>1: Invade Poland
>>2: Start WWII
>>3: Attack France
>>4: Grow neat little mustache
>>6: Blitz London
>>7: Trim not-so-neat little mustache
>>8: Invade Soviet Onion Area
>>5: Feed Eva
>>9: Steal French Louvre Stuff (not funny)
>>10: Commit Suicide by setting fire to self
>>
>>Love,
>>Ali Spaerk 
>
>11. Commit Simon 
>12. Take lisa home
>13. Move out
>14. Actually post stuff relating to MPFC in a.f.m-p
>15. NOT!
>16. Host Blackmail
>17. Go for Marlene Deitrich!
>18. Kick Stalin's ass
>
>Hate,
>Ratboy

1) Shoven den Weinerschnitz upen dem arse des Stalin.
2) Blowe Churchill, und rape seine frau. 
3) Investe ins Barbie dolles des Mattel.
4) Commite mich zu eine Institutionen.
5) Macht schnell! Macht Schnell!
6) Seht _Das Kleine Dictator_.
7) Bekommen eine communistat sympathizer.
8) Kaufe U.S. Kreig bondes.
9) Trochte Beef Essen mit Tonic.
10) Verstehen Sie meine Deutschlish?

Seig Heil!
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: different
Keywords: nose - no, stout, tape recorder
Date: 1 Oct 92 13:49:37 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <sprooney.717876424@unix1.tcd.ie> 
	sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) did say :

->
->>->>->>And now for something completly different.  A man with a tape recorder up
->>->>->>his nose.
->>->>->>
->>->>->No, wait. It's a man with a stout through his head.
->>->Stout? Great! I'll have a guinness please. Now.. what do I pull to
->>->get the drink out?
->>Ermm...... sounds too difficult, but if you manage it send one across the
->>water to us here.. :-)
->Um.. I would. Except I don't think I could manage to see one go.
->I know. I'll pull it first, send it over, and it might even have
->settled by the time it gets to you!!!
->>->
->>->>Sure it is not a man with three buttocks..
->>->Oooh. We've got one of the at WWWC.
->>Aha.....now that is very silly..
->Oh yeah? Well you should see the man with three...
->>->>->
->>->>->
->>->>->eric
->>->>Pag aka (completely illegal of course) No I am not..
->>->Are you or have you ever been?
->>Well I am not sure....... you tell me, please tell me, Oh go on tell
->>me..
->No, tell us master, we were here first!
No tell us master, tell us please!!!
->>->
->>->mNSi..o?kajsh
->>Pag aka the man with a tape recorder up his friends nose...
->mNDioodsf kakakak La Marseilles thing...sldkfj?
Pag aka no that really is silly..
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: masonic, shmasonic
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 14:31:55 GMT

In article <2gBZRB1w165w@cybernet.cse.fau.edu> doctor8@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Clay Evans) writes:
>*YES*, well that's the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've
>come to expect from you non-creative garbage. Sit there on you loathsome,
>spotty behinds squeezing balckheads and not giving a tiker's cuss for the
>strugglin artist, you excrement! YOU WHINING, HYPOCRITICAL TOADIES WITH
>YOUR COLOR TV SETS AND YOU TONY JACKLIN GOLF CLUBS AND YOU BLEEDING
>SECRET MASONIC HANDSHAKES.... YOU WOULDN;T LET *ME* JOI, WOULD YA, YA
>BLACK BALLING BASTARDS! WELLLLLL, I WOULDN'T BECOME A FREEMASON NOW IF
>YOU WENT DOWN ON YOUR LOUSY STINKING HANDS AND KNESS AND *BEGGED* ME!
>
>Sincerely,
>Brian Goebbels in Helsinki (Mrs.)
>In a white wine sauce with shallots, radishes and garlic.
HARLEYFARLEYWOOLABALOOGABENOIWENZEMIZAMIZOOMIFOOMIDOOMI
dave smurf freemason for 'get 'im boys.'
From: Daniel.P.Johnson@mailbox.bison.mb.ca (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: M-P discography
Date: 24 Sep 92 21:40:22 CST

Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy

In article <MORJENS.92Sep23110803@lesti.hut.fi> morjens@lesti.hut.fi (Jens B von Weissenberg) writes:

.Alert! ummm.. Achtung!

.Anybody out there got any kind of discorgraphy of the Monty Python
.albums? I really need to get one, and especially one that contains
.info about the records, like when they were published, what they
.contain and other interseting bits of info.

.Thanks!

.Morjens aka take a ride on your record player

Dan aka If it is owned you must pay owner TWICE the normal rent.  If
	it is unowned you may buy it from the bank.

 * Origin: The Electronic Mailbox (1:348/7.0)
From: s342063@emu.insted.unimelb.edu.au
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Blow on the 'ead.
Date: 7 Oct 92 08:38:18 GMT

To brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au :

I find Farrago isn't intellectual enough for me....so I read this sort of crap
written by wing-less blow flies like yourself to make Uni life a bit more
bearable........actually, I think I might go back to solving my differential
equations using numerical methods......it's a bit more mind stimulating !!!

May your armpits be infested with locusts and may a swarm of wasps nest in your
nostrils whilst you sleep !

Kezzle .
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: md88-msa@nada.kth.se mike
Subject: Re: Incomplete Script
Organization: Royal Institute of Technology, Stockholm, Sweden
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 1992 20:54:40 GMT

In article <1992Sep26.192615.6269@pellns.alleg.edu>, huntp@coch5.alleg.edu (Patrick Hunt) writes:
|> 
|> If anyone is looking for a "Life of Brian" script in the deja-vu ftp.  
|> site, may I warn you that is missing the entire second half of the movie.  
|> It goes from the haggling scene to Always look on the Bright Side of Life!  
|> I was kind of dissapointed, but, you'll have things like that. Fortunately  
|> for anyone interested, the script is under Not a Girl Named Brian located  
|> in this very newsgroup. 

but i got it all ...
do i get a prize ?

mike
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: St. Jester
Date: 4 Oct 92 15:14:53 GMT
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia

>>>>>>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>>>>>>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless
>>>>>>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>>>>>>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>>>>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>>>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>>>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>>>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>>>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>>>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>>>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>>>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>>>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>>>>>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>>>>>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>>>>>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>>>>>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>>>>Um... I don't have a licence, but I DO have this 'ere CHAINSAW!!!!!!
>>>'Allo, Miss.  'Ave you got a license for 'at chainsawr??
>>Nope. You wanna argue with me?
>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <thump>
>><rollrollrollroll> <KICK!> <splat>
>>Obviously not.
>>(And take your nose off my shoe.)
>Well get your shoe of my eye!
*mph* Ok, but onl*mph* if I get t*mph* take my foo*mmmph* out of my mouth.

>>>>>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>>>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  post the plans if there intres
>>>>>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>>>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>>>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>>>>>}Um... James?
>>>>>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>>>>>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>>>>No it's not. He deserved it.
>>>I'm baaaa-aaack!
>>Your back? 
>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <scrape>
>><sewsewsewsew> <pin> 
>>That... wot a lovely cloak. Thank you.
>What is that? Ratfur? EEEEEEEECK!
It was the only thing left wot we 'ad available to graft.

>>>>>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>>>>>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>>>>>You have a battery powered llama?
>>>>>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>>>>>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
>>>>Well that was stipud now, wasn't it.
>>
>>>>What? Oh sorry. This is argument. You want abuse down the hall.
>>>><slam>
>>>No I don't.
>>Well do you want your fingers then? I caught them in the door when I
>>slammed it.
>Nope. Just me nose...with a shoeprint on it.
Don't look now, but there be fingers just beneath that shoeprint.

>>mnSio... the Regurgitated Guts of a.f.m-p
>Ratboy... C'mon Simon...Scream Bloody Gore for me...
Meetch... Oh come on!  Just one *little* after-dinner mint...
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: parrot sketch
Date: 1 Oct 92 13:53:41 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. ( Physics Dept. )


	In article <1992Sep30.202528.25793@news.ysu.edu> 
	af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa) did say :

<some stuff deleted>
->>->
->>->>->>->> Pag aka this is an ex-parrot
->> I never used smurf no no no no no no
->>->>->>->Does it talk?
->>->>->>->Andrew aka obviously not!
->>->>->>Pag aka no but the slug does..
->>->>->Lisa aka I'd like to buy a license for Eric, my pet slug.....
->>->>Pag aka that'll be 74 pounds please. Otherwise we send round the slug
->>->>        detector van.
->>->dave aka Just try it you feind!  See if you get past the
->>->salt lick.  Oh my, there goes Eric.
->>->Never Mind.
->>Pag aka I hate smurfs....eps. on toast
->Lisa aka Smurf this!!!
Pag aka argle, no not Smurfs no no no no ....... help <thud>
<sig type thing eaten>
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:06:34 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1as7ugINNa1a@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
> 
> In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:
> 
>>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>
>>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>the winner in one week......
>>
>>Just something to still the boredom....
>>
>>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> So...we're to vote for our five favorite a.f.m.p'ers, are we?
> 
> Well, I'm casting a vote for Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Newsgroup.
> 
> Vermin ralph Head Surgeon for the Hospital for Pretty Young Ladies Who
> Don't Have Anything In Particular Wrong With Them

Hey Head surgeon, can you help gorgeous young women who don't have ANY
problems and only want to see how well you work? with your hands.
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:50:08 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
> 
> Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
> the winner in one week......
> 
> Just something to still the boredom....
> 
> Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No...No....vote for me!  I'm much less offensive and I'm a swell dancer.
Besides, I'm Canadian, and we're cool.

PKT fnork <BANG!>........shot thro' the head again. (damn!)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: new topic
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 01:31:52 GMT

Jester (jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu) wrote:
: Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
: 
: Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
: the winner in one week......

Lisa, depending how she's dressed.

: 
: Just something to still the boredom....
: 
: Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why?

David aka Bruce from Australia
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: St. Jester
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 23:14:40 GMT

In article <1992Sep28.015545.24197@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>
djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
 
>
>In article <1686E68B9.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>>In article <Bv56st.KIn@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>>
>>>
>>>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:
>>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless you
>>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intres
>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>}Um... James?
>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>You have a battery powered llama?
>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
>Chris aka My llama was infatuated with a smurf's peter once, but I took his
magnifying glass away.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: RE: Get the comfy chair !
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:31:05 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <3OCT92.21402079@vax.clarku.edu>, jsarna@vax.clarku.edu writes:
> In a previous article, jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) 
> foams at the mouth and falls over backwards:
>>>> **********************************************************************
>>>>* The views expressed in this article do not reflect the views of any  *
>>>>* organisation or person except my own.                                *
>>>>*                                                                      *
>>>>* "Did I ask too much, more than a lot?,                               *
>>>>* You gave me nothing, now that's all that I've got"  U2               *
>>>> **********************************************************************
>> 
>>>Hmmm. The U2 quote seems rather relevent to this posting, I believe.
>> 
>>>Ratboy aka has nothing to say.
>>James <=== same here
> Well, if you held these views up to a mirror, they'd certainly reflect then,
> wouldn't they?  HA!!  You never thought of that, did you?  Well, You'd better
> think more carefully the next time you write one of those poxy disclaimers, 
> eh?
> 
> 					peace,
> 					Fievel
WEll now. Rat-bashing are we? What if I claimed to be ineligible to
claim the disclaimer that was claimed before I started to claim
disclaimers? What if I made sense every once in a while....
		Love and all that for those who need it....
			Gina
>