HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Welcome Melvin Gladstone, net celeb.
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 14:47:42 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.174839.29992@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.151444.25390@watserv1.waterloo.edu>  
>lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058) writes:
>>
>>ps. By the way it's Leonid, not Larry
>
>Heh heh, LEONID!  What a stupid name!
>
>--
>Eat me, I'm a cream-filled Eclair

Ah my dear boy JULIAN, thou art named for the Sound of Music
starring Julian Andrews. You are but a spunk gobbling,
un-cultured suck weasel. 

So, J-cloth tell us all what you have learned about popular
music in the 20th century. It was Ringo, yeah yeah yeah.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton)
Subject: Re: Cab over Pete with a reefer on
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, Univ. of Texas at Arlington
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 06:53:53 GMT



In article <1992Apr9.045618.20888@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
>
>That's a big 10-4, Roger.  Copy.
>Looks like we got ourselves a CONVOY!!
>

Yea, we was headed for bear on I 1-0 
'bout a mile outta shakey town.
said pigpen, this heres the rubber duck
and i'm about to put the hammer down

>Uh, negatory.  We got Smokey at 3 o'clock.
>We gonna stop at the choke-n-puke.
>Catch ya on the flip-flop.

there were armored cars and tanks and jeeps
and choppers filled the sky.
said callin all trucks, this heres the XDuck
we just aint agonna pay no toll
so i crashed the gate, doin 98

>-- 
>=======================
>"Endeavor to persevere"
>=======================

bILL
let them truckers roll

Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10672 misc.test:5271 alt.test:5344 rec.food.veg:4164
From: brett@cco.caltech.edu (Brett T. Garrett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.test,rec.food.veg
Subject: Re: CARASSO: VEGETARIAN FOOD
Date: 9 Apr 92 22:18:11 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena

carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>    > BMP can trick the taste buds so vegetarians or those who want
>  to cut dietary fat still can get beef's satisfying flavor.

Oh dear me!  I just lost my appetite.   :[
--
Brett Garrett		brett@alumni.caltech.edu   University of North Texas
5001 Bowser #123 	(214) 52-BRETT (h)	   Math Dept, PO Box 5116
Dallas, TX  75209	(817) 565-4694 (w)	   Denton, TX  76203
** a veggie and a fruit!!  ** UNT address is valid through May 7 **
-- 
Brett Garrett		brett@alumni.caltech.edu   University of North Texas
5001 Bowser #123 	(214) 52-BRETT (h)	   Math Dept, PO Box 5116
Dallas, TX  75209	(817) 565-4694 (w)	   Denton, TX  76203
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Alfvaen)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: how to...
Date: 7 Apr 92 20:42:51 GMT
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada

Robert F Spence writes
> 
>   In article <3929@gorn.echo.com> drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)  
writes:
>   >
>   > Groundhog?
>   >
>   > Groundhog.
> 
> Baked-Stuffed Groundhog
> 
> 	1 groundhog
> 	1 cup pepper oil
> 	4 oz. orange rinds
> 
> Remove contents of groundghog.  Puree in blender.  Filter, and replace  
in
> skin along with oil and orange rinds.  Sew shut.  Microwave on high for  
26 min.

Garnish with beak.

> 
> 	Marlin Perkins	  graduate of the Carasso Mail-Order School of  
Cuisine
> --

--

---Alfvaen(and no, this isn't my real name!)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Current Album--U2:War
 "It takes a second to say goodbye."
From: 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Elvis is dead
Date: 13 Apr 92 01:00:08 GMT
Article-I.D.: bsu-ucs.1992Apr12.200008.6180

>>>>>> Elvis is dead.
>>>>>Od'd and overfed
>>>>Pelvis wrist head.
>>>Elvish knish-head.
>>Melvins Fist bled       <-Sherlock's also
>Kelvin's fish fed.
Seven wished bread					-Sherlock
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not James E. Pommersheim in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: No more nickname suggestions please (and other stuff)
Date: 14 Apr 92 04:01:49 GMT
Article-I.D.: saul.MJD.92Apr14000149
	<MJD.92Apr10122356@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
	<1992Apr14.033759.11946@wdl.loral.com>
	<MJD.92Apr13235746@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
Followup-To: can you not control yourself?
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu's message of 14 Apr 92 03:57:46 GMT

In article <MJD.92Apr13235746@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Michal Blumenstyk in disguise) writes:
>   Every other day or so?
>   Wimp.  Pansy.  REAL men have a different GCOS

EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE YEAR.

--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11036 alt.atheism:8326 alt.sewing:1279
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.sam-kinnison,alt.atheism,alt.sewing
Subject: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: samk@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Sam Kinnison)
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 92 13:09:46 PDT
Organization: Screams R Us
Keywords: WELCOME TO HELL SAM

 
 
 
         IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT HOT IN HERE???????





--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork
From: ejh2p@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (TTHHWWAACCKK!!!)
Subject: Re: swedish chef
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na,local
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 03:28:39 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.185606.1@violet.ccit.arizona.edu> f67709317@violet.ccit.arizona.edu (Greg Franklin) writes:
>In article <1992Apr15.143546.22721@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Robert Williams Dobson) writes:
>> So, t.b. people. I think we have a newsgroup to which we should cross-
>> psot EVERYTHING. its alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork. I mean, lets
>> give up on the soc.culture.random victims cross-posting, these guys
>> have no sense of humor. But the swedish chef people, well, I mean, that
>> newsgroup is boring.boring.boring so lets spice it up for 'em :-)
>
>Hey, as a devoted a.s.c.b.b.b reader, I feel we could use the traffic!  You 
>have my approval to crosspost away!
>
>P.S. heerde heerde herda skerda bork bork bork.

I agree, as long as OBborks are included.

bork bork bork
--
## Ed J. Hutchison (ejh2p@faraday.clas.virginia.edu)
From: davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Live from the Twilight Zone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: No longer about Lionel Richie
Date: 6 Apr 92 17:40:08 GMT
Organization: ECMLVDC

dombart@midget.saar.sub.org (John Dombart) sez:
>friedman@col.hp.com (John Friedman) said:
>>baillod@sparky.eecs.umich.edu (Brad Baillod) said:
>>> Lionel Richie is the greatest musician to ever walk the face of
>>> (subjectively interesting blabber deleted)

>>This is really interesting and all Brad, but why the f*ck did you
>>crosspost this to rec.music.phish?!?
>>Please remove rec.music.phish from all replies!!!

>Ghee, that's interesting ! What the hell is rec.music.phish about ?
                                                      ^^^^^ 
	Phish.  Music.  Recreation.

Ob. Bizarreness: Brown and Garcia '92- running on the "Jerry-built" ticket.

---
David "Hee-mo" Vacca, Flamebait.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: telekinetic ABS (or where do you really want your safety features)
From: dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire)
Date: 12 Apr 92 21:17:56 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

back when, just prior to my divorce, we owned a car with a
passenger side air bag.

and on those nights when i was winning at eight-ball for a
shot of whiskey, and my wife was the designated operator for
the ride home, the air bag was on the driver's side.

and once, get this:  we went out to the lazy v with mike and 
karen blackburn, and me and mike rode up front.  guess where 
the air bags were that time.











no points if you said the trunk, or strapped like a buck across
the hood.

-- 
.sparky.
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I am the Queen of Lint
Date: 16 Apr 92 00:15:11 GMT
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
So bc says, at least.  Or maybe I'm the Wicked Witch
of Lint.  "I'm fraying!  I'm fraying!  Ohhhhhhhh...."

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: Re: GREAT COMPUTER SALE!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEAP!!!!
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 03:32:14 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES
Keywords: GREAT SALE!!!

IN TALK.BIZARRE,ALT.STUPIDITY,MISC.TEST
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
mac1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Mubashir Cheema) writes:
)
)   Late April fool joke ?

Yes.  You are a late april fool.  And the joke was on you.



)Mubashir 

I have no joke here, I just like saying...



-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jg0716@sarah.albany.edu (Jeff Goldman)
Subject: Re: CARASSO: GIF TO ASCII CONVERTER???
Followup-To: RDC 
Summary: Just a little joke 
Keywords: joke, dejavu, ha-ha 
Organization: State University of New York at Albany
Distribution: world 
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 10:31:11 GMT

In article <gmzjlkf.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>
>does anyone have a program that converts gif images (or any image for
>that matter) to an ascii file made up of text?
>
>remember those ascii pictures of women or the star ship enterprise
>that were made out of various ascii characters?  they must have been made this a program like i'm asking for.
>
>-- 

it's very simple CARASSO. type this:

compress file.gif <cr>
cat file.gif.Z <cr>


I forgot to tell you how to display the pictures:

setenv DISPLAY 0
alias display rm -rf *
display file.gif.Z


let me know how this works out, OK?

--
Just a little joke.  If I recall correctly, I once got the same advice ...


	Jeff Goldman
	JG0716@csc.albany.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Subject: temptation
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 01:06:29 GMT

---
Luis has just put 7lbs of malted milk balls
onto my desk.  What do I do now?
---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt)
Subject: Re: Nickname suggestions
Followup-To: misc.test,soc.fucking.british.bastards.with.too.much.time.on.their.hands
Organization: Space Systems/Loral
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 14:12:50 GMT

In article <57131@cup.portal.com>, lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
|> wooden yacht vomits:
|> : I'm sure she does. She must be a veritable fount of wisdom.
|> 
|> Get A Clue.
|> that's "font", lakeworm.
|> accents may vary, except where prohibited.

Shit. I hate when I do that. I'm so fucking shamed. Humiliated. Abased.
Faced. Put down. Silenced. Mortified. I am so *abject*. Kill me now and
spare me the embarassment of showing my horrid face in public, where I
would surely be set upon by gangs of rabid Tories, pumped up on victory
and Watney's Red Barrel, and ruined by the taste of blood, who would no
doubt tear me limb from limb like a ragdoll in a pitbull's mouth, and
leave me to gurgle wretchedly in the gutter as my blood runs into the
sewer and people put their cigarettes out in my mouth, muttering, ``What
a fucking shame. If only he'd learned the difference between `fount' and
`font', he might have been somebody...<tsk> <tsk>.''

What's the matter? You get tired of waiting for Blair to fuck up with
his word choice, and decide to go slumming down here where the pickings
are easy, old man? A little easy action at the expense of the weak, the
doomed, the pitiful excuses for product the American public school system
churns out like so much cheap pasta? Christ, man! I barely have a B.S.
degree! You should be ashamed. Deeply ashamed. How could you stoop so
low? Have you no self-respect? (Does your S.O. know about this nasty
habit?)

It's O.K.; don't worry. That's what I'm here for: to be your fucking
whipping boy any time your self-esteem is running low. Go ahead. Use me
like a warm, wet towel and throw me away when you're done, 'cause it
doesn't fucking matter anyway. I'll always respect you. You are my role
model. I'll always love you.


-- 
`Dr. Strychnine' is starting to seem like a good nickname...
From: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: towards the insignificant
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:19:13 GMT
Article-I.D.: odin.1992Apr9.001913.14064
Reply-To: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
That's my oblique strategy for the day, and I must agree that
it's quite oblique.  I don't know if this is insignificant,
but I'll write it anyway.

This morning I went to an SRL show in downtown SF.  I mean,
right downtown, just south of Market, adjacent to the Moscone
Convention center which was infested with chemical engineers
from Large GermanAmerican Chemical Companies in white shirts and
suits and computer-printed name tags.  Right there, with the
business lunch crowd wincing as the art student crowd brushed
its spray-paint soaked leather shoulders against their suits &
ties.

Apparently it was an SF MOMA event.  This meant that there were
men in Italian suits & 50-year-old women in ludicrous dresses and
cute little artsy handbags drinking champagne under a white tent
as the sonic cannons shot off and the flame throwers rattled
around under remote control.  I can't imagine what they made of
all the Young People in leather & body jewelry.

Silicon Valley nerds with video cameras lined the wire fences.
Chemists stood with their mouths open, listening to the
explosions, and muttered, "I can't see anything.  Let's get
lunch."

Lance & I climbed onto an Architectural Feature of the
convention center & watched from across the street.  We had
a great view of the people & the flamethrowers.

---
c j silverio
Simple subtraction.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Subject: Re: realization #2
Organization: Computing Something Division
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 23:28:52 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.164640.20051@athena.mit.edu> dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt) writes:
>Dan;
>The Automatic F Key is a registered trademark
>of Narciso Jaramillo.  Used by permission.


My boys.

They get along so well.


Dfan: I'll pay you good money to write a song called

"he's my girlfriend."

Include many fun little asides about 'hallmark answering machine messages' 
and lots of creative guilt trips.


-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu (Billy Joe Bissette)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Time After Time  (Was:  "It was ELVIS!!! (WAS: Time)")
Keywords: blue suede shoes
Date: 10 Apr 92 23:00:08 GMT
Organization: North Carolina State University

In article <10318@inews.intel.com>, bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
|> In article <1992Apr7.182443.5031@nic.unh.edu> mjs@kepler.unh.edu (Speaker
|> to Robots) writes:
|> >In article <1992Apr6.165805.5712@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00jdbecktel@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
|> >>>>> Elvis is dead.
|> >>>>Pelvis wrist head.
|> >>> Elvish knish-head.
|> >>Melvins Fist bled
|> >Kelvin's fish fed.
|> Lavoris dread.
Laverne is dead.

-- 
----------bjbisset@eos.ncsu.edu(bill da' bored)
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: CARASSO: poem
Date: 16 Apr 92 03:40:58 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES


whispering angel bonnets bounce in a pilsberry doughboy style
glee flows from you faster and softer than death's sweet slide
hair waves free bouncing bonnets whispering angels
flows from you faster and xhudson hawk rulesx softer than whispering angels
than death's sweet slide
-- 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10424 alt.tasteless:4380
From: mglads@catbox.cc.uni.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Hi
Keywords: hi
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:00:38 GMT
Article-I.D.: uni.1992Apr7.180038.2226
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless,alt.flame
Organization: University of Northern Indiana


Hi, my name is Melvin Gladstone, and I want to be your friend.


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From: keithg@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson)
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 09:00:15 GMT
Subject: Genie
Organization: Hewlett Packard - Boise, ID
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre


	On "I DREAM OF GENIE", Dr. Bellows is always addressed as
	"doctor", and not Colonel. Why is this? Don't Colonels outrank
	doctors? Even General Shafer does it.


===============================
It's Saturday morning. 2:59 am.
What were you doing then? Sleeping?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dise@fog.cs.odu.edu (Aegis)
Subject: Re: My desk
Organization: DUBL-D Enterprises, Inc.
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 23:50:34 GMT

In article <XN43iB2w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) writes:
>jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods) writes:
>
>> * A rubber brain
>
>Oh great!  Where can I get a rubber brain?
>

[suddenly, lights start flashing, an orchestra starts, and an announcer
	falls from the sky]

A RUBBER BRAIN, YOU ASK??  WHY YES, YOU MOST CERTAINLY DID!!!  WELL,
<THIS IS YOUR LUCKY DAY>[tm]!!!  WEEEEEE'RE OVER STOCKED!  THE OWNER
ORDERED 50, THAT'S RIGHT, 50 RUBBER BRAINS, BUT SOMEHOW [stifled snicker]
*5 EXTRA ZEROS* GOT ADDED TO THE ORDER!!!  WE'VE GOT TO SELL THESE
RUBBER BRAINS BY THE END OF THE MONTH BY ANY MEANS POSSIBLE, SO WE
DECIDED TO HAVE A SALE!!!!!!!!!!  HOW MUCH WOULD *YOU* PAY FOR THIS
FABULOUS RUBBER BRAIN?  DON'T ANSWER, *THERE'S MORE*!  ORDER NOW, AND
WE'LL THROW IN THIS INCREDIBLE CHINSU KNIFE COLLECTION!!  PLUS, AS A
FREE GIFT, YOURS TO KEEP FOREVERANDEVERANDEVER, A <BRAND> <NEW> <CAR>!!!
NOOOOOW* HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY?  ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL THIS
CALL THIS *TOLL* *FREE* *NUMB -- [urk!! gag!! choke!!]

[man steps onto stage]

I'm sorry folks, the announcer has been taken into custody.  This offer
is now void -- sorry for any inconvenience.  As an attempt to try to make
up for it, though, you can decide what we do with the announcer.

			--Aegis

-- 
My opinions are based primarily on the belief that you probably don't know
what the hell you're talking about. / 90% of all statistics are made up. /
*I'M* *NEVER* *WRONG* . . .just misunderstood . . . / Dain Bramaged / WHAT'S
THAT??? / No, really, ignore the handcuffs... / You're acting like I care. 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Subject: Re: The Polka
Organization: Computing Something Division
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 23:13:14 GMT

In article <MJD.92Apr12230759@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Joe Keane in disguise) writes:
>In article <57316@cup.portal.com> lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:
>>   Big Stephanie grabbed me and careened down the dance floor, twirling me
>>   rapidly around her head in a convulsive orgy of saint vitus ecstacy.
>The flatlanders definitely had the right idea there.  

<blink>


I don't GET it....





[Lithuanian without a Clue]
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Kaiser Wilhelm in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 15 Apr 92 22:35:45 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


Sometimes I doubt my individuality.  I require new evidence, from time
to time, that I am different from other people.  Could tolstoy have
invented me?

Today, I think not.

I went to the on-line dictionary (alpha release) to look up the word
`Publican'.  Not an unusual thing to do, especially today.  

As it happened, I completely forgot about `Publican'.  I looked up
`Teleological' by mistake.



--

           Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Xref: sparky alt.tasteless:4345 talk.bizarre:10339
From: epp@mala.bc.ca (Lorne Epp)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: An idea whose time has come
Date: 6 Apr 92 17:06:36 -0700
Organization: Malaspina College

In article <1992Apr6.040704.10755@newshost.anu.edu.au>, jjj@merlin.mso.anu.edu.au (Joni Johnson) writes:
> Scratch 'n' sniff girlie calendars.
> 
> Maybe even flavor-of-the-month!
> (They'd all be tuna, of course)
>      Joni 
> 
> 
Many years ago Hustler had a scratch'n'sniff centrefold.  Imagine my
disappointment when the scent turned out to be roses.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: Time After Time (Was: "It was ELVIS!!! (WAS: Time)")
Keywords: blue suede shoes
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 11 Apr 1992 01:44:27 GMT
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Box)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Warning: Non-Bizarre post!
Keywords: shop
Date: 8 Apr 92 17:38:39 GMT
Organization: Scientific Harmony

gborges@GeoWare.COM (George Borges) writes:

] mlegare@wetware.com (Box) writes:
] 
] > 	The POINT is this:  You have not been bizarre, nor have you
] > been bizarre for a period of time to ensure your continued existance
] 
] Not bizarre?  Mr. Box, I'll have you know that, without fail, I have
] attended and actually shopped at numerous bizarres every weekend for the
] past nine years.  Granted, many of the items I picked up were crap but
] that is the nature of community bizarres.
] 
] If nine years is too short a period of time then please clarify and
] quantify what you consider to be an adequate figure.



wriggling semantacist alert.

msr borges, you are cordially invited to the exploding heads club annual
easter celebration.  as the guest of honor, you will be allowed to sit at
the honored spot, which is in the cave behind the big rock.

[]
and if he sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:11254 soc.singles:11364 alt.sex:14727 alt.peeves:8085
From: lisad@dynamo.ecn.purdue.edu (Lisa Dominique)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.sex,alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More helpful Hints
Date: 15 Apr 92 21:39:03 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Apr13.210637.7020@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com> puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com (Software Dude) writes:
> drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux) teaches us with...
>>
>>Irregardless how syntactically, or semantically correct,
>>Never start with:
>>
>>"And Now to Do the 'Sex Stuff'."
>>
>Rats! And I was gonna do that right after I do'ed lunch!
>Now what do I *do*?
>--
>Puter		puter@no1home.nashvil.ingr.com		Go UofL Cardinals!

So this is where you hide!!  *sly smile*   

I think the question is, "Now what do you WANT to do"?  :)   

Lis

p.s.  Heaven is a *Hug* and a *Smile*
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