HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Subject: Re: Driving rules not in the DMV manual
Organization: /usr/local/rn/organization
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 19:45:36 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.030042.25974@pony.Ingres.COM> garrett@Ingres.COM (IF YOU CANNOT CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM) writes:

>This yuppie just got promotion and wanted to reward himself by buying
>a brand-new Porsche. So he goes to the dealer and buys the most expensive,
>candy-apple red Porsche with all the options.
>	He is so proud of it that he puts on gloves to open up the
>door, puts down a mat so not to stain the carpet, and gives himself 30 feet
>between him the other cars in the lot as he pulls out. 
>	Well he makes it about a half-block when this old hippie in a
>Dodge Impala runs a red-light and smashes his car into little bits. Somehow
>he staggers out of the reck and says, "You Idiot! I just bought that car!"
>	The old hippie replies, "Heh! I don't know what you're so upset
>about. I'm the one who doesn't have insurance."

Then the police show up. The cop walks up to yuppie-scum and says "Are you
OK, sir?" Yuppie-scum wails, and cries "My Porsche! Look what that asshole
did to my beautiful new Porsche!" Cop notices that yuppie-scum's left arm
has been cut off in the accident and says to yuppie-scum "Sir, you better
lie down. Look at your arm." Yuppie-scum notices his missing arm, sees it
lying mangled on the ground and screams "MY ROLLEX!"

Mike
-- 
Disclaimer - These opinions are not so much opinions, as pearls of wisdom. Any-
one disagreeing is obviously either a) a snivelling, whining, mentally-
deficient, weak-willed, inconsequential, namby-pamby tool of some vague but
conveniently defined conspiracy, or b) my wife.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Subject: The Twelve Days of Clinton --- Day 3
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 18:17:13 GMT

"On the third day of Clinton, he promised we will see three
liberal judges, two more million jobs, and a tax cut for you and
for me.

Author Bruce Kerr, from the "Unofficial Summary of the Rush Limbaugh Show"
transcribed by John Switzer (jrs@netcom.com)
I apologize for getting the attribution wrong the first two days.
John Switzer was kind enough to let me know without flames. :-)

-- 
======== Boyd Johnson    nosc!spectra.com!johnson  San Diego, Ca. ========


-- 
======== Boyd Johnson    nosc!spectra.com!johnson  San Diego, Ca. ========
From: dah@cveng121.veheng.det (Dewane A. Hall)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Joke
Date: 28 Jan 93 14:26:01 GMT
Reply-To: dah@cveng121.veheng.det
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.


Gary please post the remainder of your "Tech Woman"
Jokes. Thanks.

-------------------------------
If you don't know, you better ask somebody.
From: kadric@faw.uni-ulm.de (L. Kadric)
Subject: Re: Riddles ???????? :-S
Organization: FAW (Research Institute For Applied Knowledge Processing, Ulm, Germany)
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 09:04:16 GMT

Hmm, I guess that's a tough one.
Think.
Think.
Think.
Well as his father got killed in the accident it's got to be his MOTHER.
Am i right?


OK. To be honest I saw this riddle on a rerun of the Cosby Show last week.
But I like it anyway.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: stein@hal.nta.no (Stein Kulseth)
Subject: Re: Earthquake Songs
Organization: Norwegian Telecom Research
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 10:04:14 GMT

In article <C1702r.Kx6@sugar.neosoft.com>, cduff@NeoSoft.com (C. Duff) writes:

|> >>Examples: "All Shook Up"  Elvis (is alive)
|> >>          "I Feel the Earth Move"   Carole King  <====<====<===<
|> >>                                                               |
|> >>Any Suggestions?                                               |
|> >                                                                |
|> >I don't remember the artist, but there is a song (female artist)|where the
|> >chorus is                                                       |
|> >                                                                |
|> >"I feel the earth move under my feet   <====<====<====<====<====<
|> > I feel the sky come tumblin' down"
|> 
|> Duh.  :)

The proper link should be:
|> >>Examples: "All Shook Up"  Elvis (is alive) <====<===<
|> >> ...                                                |
|> >"I feel the earth move under my feet   <====<====<===<

-- 
stein.kulseth@nta.no (Norwegian Telecom Research)
   'When murders are committed by mathematics, they can be solved by
   mathematics. Most of them aren't, and this one wasn't'
   - Nick Charles (Dashiell Hammett's "The Thin Man")
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fret@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Jim Viner)
Subject: Re: Silly Mr Men
Organization: Department of Computer Science, Warwick University, England
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 12:06:25 GMT

> THE ALTERNATIVE LIST OF MR MEN AND LITTLE MISSES
> (Written by: J.Broomfield, R.Dodgin, A.Halsall, E.Kendrick)
>
Mr Colostomy Bag
Little Miss Gang Rape
Mr Blind Epileptic in a Wheelchair
Little Miss Country Girl with Brain Damage
Mr Spastic Colon
Little Miss Artificial Limbs

Jimbo

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rstimets@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (robert and stimets)
Subject: Re: Mystery Science Theater 3000
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 21:41:16 GMT

In article <1993Jan19.181300.26172@raid.dell.com> markw@fuzzball.dell.com (Mark E. Wallace) writes:
>In article <1993Jan19.091201.5066@wkuvx1.bitnet>, futrena@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>|> Does anyone else like to watch _Mystery Science Theater 3000_ on
>|> Comedy Central?  Please repond if you do.
>|> 
>|> -- 
>|> +=========================================================================+
>|> |Nathan Futrell        | Crow:  Hey Joel, I think we've seen this before. |
>|> |futrena@WKUVX1.BITNET | Joel:  I don't think so...                       |
>|> |Western Kentucky U.   | Tom Servo:  Ever have deja vu?                   |
>|> |Bowling Green, KY USA | All in Unison:  Uh what uh...?                   |
>|> |                      |   From the MST 3K viewing of the movie "Ro-man"  |
>|> +=========================================================================+
>
>Oh, Goodness, YES! What a show!
>
>I've heard word that there's an MST3K newsgroup, but I haven't looked into it
>yet. Need to check that out.
>
Try alt.fan.mst3k  if you haven't heard already

RStimets



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cs922177@ariel.yorku.ca (DANIEL T FARKAS)
Subject: Re: Wierd Names
Organization: York University, Toronto, Canada
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 01:28:02 GMT

How about those fake book names, like:
Off the Cliff, by Hugo First
To the Finish Line, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
The Yellow River, by I P Daily
etc...

Anyone know any others?
From: ee_d313@king.ac.uk (  Jide)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: An old joke
Date: 21 Jan 1993 19:16:29 GMT
Organization: Kingston University
NNTP-Posting-Host: ceres.kingston.ac.uk
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

A certain doctor walked up to a patient's bed and...

DOCTOR: I've got some good news and some bad news.
PATIENT:(looking confused) Tell me the bad news first.

DOCTOR: I'm afraid we've got to amputate both your legs.
PATIENT: What! Both of them!? That bad, eh?
         
PATIENT: What's the good news then?

















DOCTOR: The patient on the opposite bed wants to buy your
        slippers.  



--
Jide O.

No sig yet. 
But all fan mail may be sent to:
                               ee_d313@ceres.kingston.ac.uk
From: gschmidt@silver.sdsmt.edu (Gary Schmidt)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Joke
Date: 26 Jan 1993 23:26:32 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu



This is a joke in which it helps if you are envolved with an institution
where most of the females are undesirable.  (These are merely jokes, I 
do not intend to offend the female sex.)  We call them 'Tech Women 
Jokes.'  If more are wanted, there are plenty more where this one came
from.

Q: What is the difference between Bigfoot and a Tech Woman?


A: One is big, hairy, and smells bad - the other has big feet.

Ok - they are a bit cruel, but they are all in fun.

 ---------------------------------------------------------------  
| Gary "Mel" Schmidt,               | "And I know it's true,     |
|    -There is an exception to      |  I got a bad attitude.     |
|     every rule.  That is, every   |  But, I'm down on my luck, |
|     one except this one!!         |  ..., tell me what's your  |
|                                   |  excuse!"                  |
| Happy trails & good pizza forever |    - Tesla; 'Lady Luck'    |
 ---------------------------------------------------------------
|                E-mail: gschmidt@silver.sdsmt.edu               |
 ---------------------------------------------------------------

From: shawad@dcs.glasgow.ac.uk (Alan D Shaw)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The Further Adventures of Micro
Keywords: Micro, lust
Date: 26 Jan 93 10:18:21 GMT
Organization: Glasgow University Computing Science Dept.

Written by: Paul Donnelly
Occupation: Leeds fan and other petty crimes.


                The Further Adventures of Micro.

 One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek out a
 cute coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride
 on his Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around the Sine
 Waves, and stopped in the Magnetic Field by a flowing current. Micro-Farad,
 attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves, soon had her fully charged and
 excited her resistance to a minimum. He laid her on the ground potential,
 raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance. He pulled out his high
 voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, connecting them in parallel and
 began short circuiting her resistance shunt. Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled
 "OHM-OHM-OHM". With his tube operating at maximum and her field vibrating with
 his current flow, her shunt overheated, and Micro-Farad was rapidly discharged
 and drained of every electron. They fluxed all night trying various
 connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and had lost all it's
 field strength. Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her
 solenoids. and with his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to
 excite his field, so they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity and
 blowing each other's fuses.




-- 
~--------------------------------------~
| Alan D. Shaw  (shawad@dcs.gla.ac.uk) |
| University of Glasgow                | 
`--------------------------------------'
From: laid@ktyhawk.cc.vt.edu (Vinny the Cyberpunk)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Ol' Presidential Nicknames FROM BEYOND.......
Keywords: Bill, Ol', drivel
Date: 20 Jan 93 23:15:19 GMT
Organization: VPI&SU Chemistry Department

In article <4950@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us> metraton@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us writes:
>From: metraton@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us
>Subject: Ol' Presidential Nicknames FROM BEYOND.......
>Keywords: Bill, Ol', drivel
>Date: 19 Jan 93 23:51:57 GMT
>  stuff deleted...
>     Banana, William whatever-his-middle-name-is Clinton. I propose:
>
>                    *-------- Cap'n Bill --------*
>
	How about my favorite?     "Grinnin' Bill" (or "Smilin' Bill")

		That possum-faced grin of his really makes me nervous.
From: heinzl@hobbes (Heinz Lottermoser)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Another test
Date: 26 Jan 93 18:26:22 GMT
Reply-To: heinzl@dsinet.uucp
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5


  #####   ####   ######   #####
    #         #       #     #
    #     ####    #####     #
    #    #            #     #
    #    #    #       #     #
    #     ####   ######     #

Sh*t!  I don't know what it is about this system... Just can't seem
to keep things straight...
From: awilson@kralizec.zeta.org.au (Alan Wilson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Don't read this
Date: 21 Jan 1993 01:46:45 +1100
Organization: Kralizec Dialup Unix Sydney: +61-2-837-1183 V.42bis
NNTP-Posting-Host: kralizec.zeta.org.au

sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta) writes:

>In article <1993Jan15.223131.13489@cerberus.ulaval.ca> jacques@lac_ivanhoe.grgl writes:
>>This is my first try.  I don't known how it work
>That's OK... you're not a jerk...
Not another cascade. I'm gonna perk.
From: pierce@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Administratium
Keywords: Phisiks?
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 93 20:14:56 PST
Reply-To: pierce@cruzio.santa-cruz.ca.us



Oh, I forgot to add the usual disclaimer to my preceding post.  Uh, I didn't
write that, I just transcribed it from an anonymous FAX of a FAX of a FAX.
Typical fax humor, no doubt.  Just the fax, nothing but the fax.

	-jrp
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Subject: Re: White Castles (White Castles)
Organization: Gallaudet University English Department
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 18:20:04 GMT

In article <1k1a6hINNags@calamari.hi.com>, rogers@calamari.hi.com (Andrew Rogers) writes:
> In article <1993Jan21.105007.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu> sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust) writes:
>>	That reminds me: My wife is from Toldeo, Ohio and there are no White
>>Castles there either, but there is a place called White Tower. These places
>>look scarier than the White Castles in Cincinnati I always ate in.
> 
> Are there still active White Towers anywhere?  I had read nearly a decade ago
> that only three were left - all in Baltimore - and that one was actually a
> fast-food museum (!) of sorts.  (The last White Tower I saw in person was in
> Schenectady, NY, circa 1974.)

	Andrew, didn't you read the post you replied to? Yes! There are White
Tower hamburger places in Toledo, Ohio.

	Haven't been up to Baltimore in a while, but will check around up there
next time.


	ObJoke: (This was sent to me a few weeks ago, can't remember who sent
it, but......)  Q: Why was Jesus born in a stable?

		A: Because Joseph belonged to an HMO.

-- 
_______

		Scott A. Rust | "A stupid person can do anything
	 Gallaudet University |           except think."
  sarust@gallua.gallaudet.edu |                  - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

		   "Why? Why because I laugh."
                                    - Sherwood Anderson -
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: STEVEN WRIGHT QUOTES
Date: 27 Jan 93 02:20:52 GMT
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada


Who is steven wright? sorry about the dumb question - mail me?
  steve franklin
-- 
aasdSteveFranklin-Subliminal Psychology Major.ks;dlasBlueJaysRULEkasdfeahsdbfl
sd;lfaswoq[eBuyMeAQuadra!!!mbnZMXCNdfsba;KdSPAMiuroqiyetIBMSuxiweuryth'ewr;mxn
qpuepriuPartyOneqtuj;,n.,xnc,kjasFlameMeNot!;lkj;lkgkjd;askElvisLivesjhfquweru
zx.cfranklin@ug.cs.dal.ca,sk;t;lrut[Superboy@ac.dal.cav.zx,Physics!eq3rwkh;oHA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mei141@cck.coventry.ac.uk (PH)
Subject: Re: THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT ...
Organization: Coventry University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 13:26:27 GMT

In article <C190tr.E6L@newcastle.ac.uk> S.E.Rigden@newcastle.ac.uk (SER) writes:
>Hello.
>
>Someone said before Christmas that they knew a sentence with 11
>consecutive "that"s in it.
>Could you please post it, whoever you are.
>Infact, if anyone knows it could they post it.
>
>
>Thankyou.
>
>
> - SER

'twas I who said about the sentence.  Do you think I could find the book with
it in?  Or more to the point, I found the book, but couldn't find the sentence.
So, unless anyone knows this sentence, I will try searching harder for it.

SORRY,

Stephen

OBjoke:read sig, that's a joke in itself.


-- 
|   Stephen "PH" Buxton       |   DISCLAIMER:    |    Quote for the Week:      |
|   mei141@uk.ac.cov.cck      |------------------|"Looks like a busy weekend   |
|Aerospace Systems Engineering|Ignore me and you |on the ferries, particularly |
|   Coventry University       |can't go far wrong|Saturday and Sunday" P.Powell|
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mike@mik.uky.edu (Mike Mattone)
Subject: Re: Another test
Organization: University Of Kentucky, Dept. of Math Sciences
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 12:46:17 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.005821.31273@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>  
teb2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (TIMOTHY EUGENE BAKER) writes:
This is just a test.
Is this your best?
Surely you jest
No, I'm not.  And stop calling me Shirley.
From: scm2mew@thor.cf.ac.uk (M Wheeler)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: joke
Date: 26 Jan 93 17:48:41 GMT
Organization: University of Wales College at Cardiff
X-Mailer: Cardiff Computing Maths PP Mail Open News Gateway

In article <C1F6nM.4MH@mach1.wlu.ca> mart4678@mach1.wlu.ca (Phil Martin u) writes:
|Pick a number between 2 and 9.
|
|Now take that number and multiply it by 9.
|
|You should presently have a two digit number.  Add the two digits together.
|
|Now take that number and subtract 5 from it.
|
|Take the letter in the alphabet that corresponds to the number that you have.
|(eg. 1 and A, 2 and B, etc....)
|
|Now, think of a country that starts with that letter.
|
|With that country, take the second letter in the name of the country and
|think of an animal that starts with that letter.
|
|Finally, think of the colour of that animal.
|
|
|
|HEY STUPID, DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GREY ELEPHANT
|IN DENMARK?
	It could be in a zoo ... or even stuffed in a museum.


			          :-r
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: htewari@cs.tcd.ie (Hitesh Tewari)
Subject: Bedroom Golf joke
Organization: Computer Science, Trinity College Dublin
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 16:24:18 GMT

Hi,
	Someone posted a joke about the official rules of bedroom golf a
few days back. I seemed to have misplaced it, could someone email it to
me please. Thanks in advance.

Hitesh
From: eastman@ccs.northeastern.edu (Jennifer L Eastman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wierd Names
Date: 26 Jan 93 21:29:55 GMT
Organization: College of CS, Northeastern U

In article <C1Cp77.Mtr@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> laurent@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Volcano Man) writes:
>>>> How about those fake book names, like:
>>>> Off the Cliff, by Hugo First
>>>> To the Finish Line, by Willy Makit, illustrated by Betty Wont
>>>> The Yellow River, by I P Daily
>
>>>Basic Math, by Adam Upp
>>>Brown Spots on the Great Wall of China, by Yu Flung Poo
>
>> Demolition Derbies Illustrated by Carl Wrecked
>> Biography of Rush Limbaugh by Ize Hitler
>> Techniques for Winning at the Racetrack by Be Ting Odz
>> A Guide to Casinos by Iwuz Rich
>> Garden of Eden by Wanna B. Adam, illustrated by Iwuz Eve
>> Tourists Guide to New York by Ivebn Robd
>
>The Little Yellow River, by I P Freely
>Life Under an Outhouse, by Seymour Butts


Sliding Down the Flagpole, by Dick Burns
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: picardj@wl.com (Joe Picard)
Subject: Re: Subliminal Advertising
Organization: Warner Lambert / Parke-Davis
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 14:40:20 GMT

In article <1993Jan20.182735.9943@spectra.com> johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson) writes:
>In article <1993Jan19.181147.2036@samba.oit.unc.edu> Mic.Oettinger@launchpad.unc.edu (Mic Oettinger) writes:
>>In article <3485@bsu-cs.bsu.edu> joemays@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (Joseph F. Mays) writes:
>>>In article <brad_lange-180193154557@222.188.55.223> brad_lange@chdqm1.sps.mot.com (Brad Lange) writes:
>>>|n article <C1293K.4BK@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, rmv@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Robin Vickery)
>>>|wrote:
>>>
>>>|> In article <C11ttz.Juu@dcs.ed.ac.uk>, gk@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Gavin Kerr) writes:
>>>|>> In article <C0x5y4.B3o@coral.cs.unm.edu> sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gup
>>>|ta) writes:
>>>|>>>In article <1993Jan14.212542.3959@news.arc.nasa.gov> nicholso@pioneer.arc.n
>>>|asa.gov (Melvin H. Nicholson YBH) writes:
>>>
>>>|>>>>Your message
>>>|>>>>on submlinals
>>>|>>>>underscores an
>>>|>>>>important point
>>>|>>>>deserving praise
>>>|>>>>instead of flames
>>>|>>>>others might fling
>>>|>>>>to you so viciously
>>>
>>>|>>>>Mel
>>>
>>>|>>>I wonder how many people
>>>|>>>got your message?
>>>|>>>Everyone I taked to
>>>|>>>thought it was an
>>>|>>>interesting message,
>>>|>>>though they didn't understand it fully.
>>>
>>>|>>Same here,I spoke to
>>>|>>over 30 people who
>>>|>>didnt get it.
>>>|>>I of course
>>>|>>did try to explain it
>>>|>>in words of one syllable.
>>>
>>>|>didn't ask me though
>>>|>i got it (eventually)
>>>|>though I have to admit
>>>|>that it did take a while.
>>>|>only joking :-)
>>>
>>>|My friends and I
>>>|especially liked
>>>|the way the
>>>|original post lined
>>>|out so nicely on the right.
>>>
>>>|Brad
>>>
>>>Spelling errors had a lot
>>>to do with the lining effect.
>>>Of course, he may have intentionally
>>>put the misspelled word in
>>>to achieve that effect.  He may
>>>have thought his message was obvious otherwise.
>>>It took me about three seconds to see it.
>>>Some people are too impressed with themselves.
>>>
>>>Joe
>>
>>Joe, I think that
>>everyone here will
>>agree with you, but
>>lately you seem rather
>>obsessed with Mel and his
>>unique style. Believe me, I
>>sympathize you and your problems.
>
>You are being a bit hard
>on Joe.  After all, not everyone will
>understand what Mel is really saying.
>Nevertheless, I also hate it when
>everyone tries to analyze and 
>rail on about mis-spellings and other
>dumb things like that.
>
Everyone who is doing this
needs to stop this nonsense
or I think I'll go crazy.
Unless of course, I'm not
getting the real message
here. I think I know what
all of you are doing and
little things like this may
really excite some of you,
especially people with lots of time
and nothing better to do.
Damn! now look what you've done,
you've got me doing it too!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe P.
BTW This is my first ever net post, (I'm so proud of myself).
From: gunawara@lafcol.lafayette.edu (Asela Gunawardana)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: test,1,2,3
Date: 22 Jan 93 19:52:39 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College, Easton PA

In article <C15vMH.H60@cck.coventry.ac.uk>, mei141@cck.coventry.ac.uk (PH) writes:
> In article <t7a385m@rpi.edu> petitc@nuge115.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
> >ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect) writes:
> >
> >
> >>>>>>this is just a test, please ignore.
> >>>>Oh god please! I can't take any more,
> >>>>My anger is like a flaming lantern,
> >>>>Try cascading of that.
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>>I could, with a whimsical handturn
> >>>of my magical hat.
> >>>
> >>HA HA! now its my turn
> >>I can't do better than that.
> >
> >To add to this, I yearn.
> >But I couldn't do that.
> >
> Maybe we could all learn
> to do silly things with a cat
> 
I've tried hard to discern
what this has to do with a cat.


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