HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: hxt0424@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (   )
Subject: Chess
Reply-To: hxt0424@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 19:59:07 GMT

	Ho+~i ca'c ba^.c -Da.i cao thu? o+? mie^`n Trung Nguye^n SCV!!
Tru+o+'c la` -de^? gia?i tri', sau la` -de^? ho.c ho?i the^m kinh nghie^.m ve^`
tro` cho+i co+` quo^'c te^, do -do' -DN na^`y -dang kie^'m the^m ngu+o`i -de^? 
cho+i co+` quo^'c te^'.  Va^.y co' ba^.c -da.i cao thu? na`o kho^ng so+.
 tha('ng va` ti`nh nguye^.n truye^`n mo^.t chu't i't kinh nghie^.m cu?a ca'c 
vi. cho -DN na^`y thi` cu+' vie^.c thong tha? nha`o vo^ kie^/m a(n....
	-DN na^`y xin tha^'t le^~ -di tru+o+'c:

		White (-DN)        Black(?)
	       1) e4
                                                      
		     Black  
	    (8) R N B Q K B N R
	    (7)	P P P P P P P P
	    (6)	. . . . . . . .
	    (5)	. . . . . . . .
	    (4)	. . . . p . . .
	    (3)	. . . . . . . .
	    (2)	p p p p . p p p
	    (1)	r n b q k b n r
               (a b c d e f g h)
		    White
	Ca?m o+n anh Tra^`n Tha'i Linh cho mu+o+.n ba`n co+` na^`y.
Ne^'u anh chi., ba.n na`o muo^/n cho+i thi` chu'ng ta cho+i tre^n scv na^`y
or ai ma` ho+i ma('c co+~ gio^'ng nhu+ -DN na^`y thi` chu'ng ta co' the^? 
cho+i through email.
					Cha`o tha^n a'i
					    -DN
	   ******************************************************
   	   *		  Du~ ho.c, du~ ngu	                *
	   ******************************************************
	   *	Chi' qua^n tu+? cu+?u cha^u la^.p nghie^.p,     *
	   *	   -Da.i tru+o+.ng phu tu+' ha?i vi gia         *  
	   ******************************************************
           *    Tha.ch kha? pha', nan -doa.t ky` kie^n          *
	   *	  Chu kha? ma, nan -doa.t ky` xi'ch.	        *
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Only In  My Dreams)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: First Date Joke
Date: 11 Sep 1992 13:50:02 GMT
Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc.  Mt. View, Ca.
Distribution: world
Reply-To: hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Only In  My Dreams)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eb4ts1.ebay.sun.com




First Date Joke.



        This young freshman finally gets a date with a beautiful woman in one
of his university classes. But she tells him that before they can go on a
date he has to come over and have dinner with her family. Well the young
man isn't too fond of the idea but the woman is too gorgeous to refuse.

The rest of the day the young man worries and frets. He gets so worried
that he starts to build up alot of gas. But he makes it to her house and
is invited inside.

The dinner was excellent and afterwards the young womans father starts to
read the paper. The young man's gas has built to a level that his bowels
cannot contain anymore so he decides to let a little fart go.

Phht..... The father rolls down his paper at the sound and says "Spot....".
The young man looks around confused by this comment and spies a old
sheepdog behind his chair. Great the old man must think the dog is doing
it!! So he decides to let a bigger fart go.

PhhhhTTTTT.... The father takes off his glasses and rolls down his paper.
"SPOT!....." he says in an annoyed tone. The young man feels much better
and decides to let one more fart go to relieve all the gas.

PPPPHHHHTTTTPOW!!!!   The father rips his glasses off and throws the paper
to the floor.

"SPOT YOU DEAF BAG OF FUR..... GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE THAT MAN SHITS ON YOU!"


Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: daudo@bcars201.bnr.ca (Dau Do)
Subject: Re: [Help]..Math expert needed...
Reply-To: daudo@bcars201.bnr.ca (Dau Do)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 20:52:33 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.163631.1@ttd.teradyne.com>, nguyen@ttd.teradyne.com writes:
>Hi pals,
>
>My little nephew asked me to solve a puzzle which I can't come up with an
>answer for.  Maybe some MATH experts out there may help me explain the
>solution to a puzzled nephew of an incompetent uncle like moi :-)).
>
>	The Problem :
>
>		Given a 5x5 square, and a set of numbers I such that 
>
>			 1 <= I <= 25
>
>		Fill the 5x5 square such that the sum of each row is equal
>		to 65.  And the sum of each column is also equal to 65.  As
>		well as the sum of each diagonal equals to 65.
>
>		Note: each number between 1 and 25 can only be used once.
>
>	Can you find a formular for this problem.  If it were a 4x4 or a 6x6 
>	square, would the formular hold true?
>
>I've tried to generate a set of permutations on my P.C that fit the bill, but
>this method is just a "black box solution" which I don't really care for.
>
>Cheers,
>.."Pray 4-HiWind"
>

How about using integer linear programing to solve this.

Let x11, x12, ... , x55 be any integer for,  1 <= xij <= 25 and xij is unique number.

.......

then:

     x11 + x12 + ... + x15 = 65 
     x21 + ...             = 65
     :
     x51 + ....      + x55 = 65
     x11 + x21 + ... + x51 = 65
     :
     x15 + x25 + ... + x55 = 65
     x11 + x22 + ... + x55 = 65
     x15 + x24 + ... + x51 = 65
            1 <= x11 <= 25
            1 <= x21 <= 25
                  :
            1 <= x55 <= 25
            1 <= x11 >= 1
                  :
            1 <= x55 >= 1

and xij is an integer number and unique ( i.e., given Xij, Xmn and i != m,
                                                      Xij != Xmn)
===> Use the lindo software package to solve this:

-- 
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Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: Nhan Tran <tran@peora.sdc.ccur.com>
Subject: NEWS/VN: More anti-refugee violence in Germany
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: tran@peora.sdc.ccur.com
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 14:11:10 GMT


09/06

MORE ANTI-REFUGEE VIOLENCE ERUPTS DESPITE MASSIVE POLICE DEPLOYMENT IN GERMANY

BONN, Germany (SEPT. 6) UPI - Right-wingers rioted, battled police and
firebombed buildings in the latest night of anti-foreigner attacks, but police
said Sunday a massive deployement of security forces helped prevent a major
escalation of violence against refugees.

As in previous nights in the past two weeks, right-wingers and skinheads
Saturday night hurled stones and firebombs at hostels for foreigners seeking
political asylum and at police deployed outside the buildings.

Scores of people were arrested.

Most of the violence took place eastern Germany, but several incidents were
also reported in western Germany.

In the eastern German city of Eisenhuettenstadt, about 150 youths led fierce
street battles with the police who stopped them from storming a reception
center for asylum-seekers.

Hundreds of local residents cheered the rioters, some of them chanting ''Sieg
Heil'' and ''Germany for the Germans, foreigners out.''

In Koblenz, near the city of Hoyerswerda, attackers hurled an incendiary device
at a building in which 72 Vietnamese nationals live. A Vietnamese woman was
later treated for shock. Six policemen in the small town of Luebbenau were hurt
in clashes with right-wingers who tried to storm a hostel for refugees.

Police said the massive deployment of security forces around hostels in eastern
Germany helped prevent a major escalation of violence over the weekend.

Former Chancellor Helmut Schmidt blamed the government for the widespread
anti-foreigner sentiment in eastern Germany.

In an interview with Cologne's Express daily, the former Social Democratic
chancellor said the government brought about the situation by creating a crisis
of post-unification economic expectancy in eastern Germany and by not stemming
the flood of refugees entering Germany.

The authorities expect about 500,000 will seek asylum in Germany this year,
most of them from eastern Europe. They say the vast majority will not be
granted refugee status because they are looking for a better life and not
fleeing persecution, making them economic refugees instead of political ones.
From: itdtn@angelo.amd.com (Tuyet P. Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Nha.c
Date: 9 Sep 92 17:02:48 GMT
Organization: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc.


this song has been posted a few times on the
net.  I repost it per request.  I didn't
keep any copy, so I have to rely on my
memory :-)


RIGHT HERE WAITING

	(Richard Marx)

oceans apart
day after day
and I slowly go insane
I hear your voice
on the line
but it doesn't stop the pain
if I see you next to never
how can we say forever ?

wherever you go
whatever you do
I will be right here
waiting for you
whatever it takes
or how my heart breaks
I will be right here
waiting for you

I took for granted
all the times
that I thought would last somehow
I hear the laughter
I taste the tears
but I can't get near you now
oh can't you see it, baby
you've got me going crazy

I wonder how we can survive
this romance
but in the end
if I'm with you
I'll take the chance


TP.
From: nvt@netcom.com (Fam Com)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [SPORT] Pro-Football:  SF 49ers vs Buffalo Bills
Date: 7 Sep 92 20:28:48 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760)


        SF 49ers will square off with Buffalo Bills this weekend.
 
     Who will be the winners ?

     Take a look at the data below that I saw last weekend:

      SF 49ers beat NewYork Giants  31-14
      Buffalo Bills beat L.A Rams   40-7

      Even though 49ers is my home-team and its defense among the
best in the NFL, but I have to go for Buffalo Bills this time.  Why?
Buffalo's offense is better than that of 49ers,  Jim Kelly is 
probabaly the best quarterback in the NFL now.  Besides, Buffalo
is my most favorite team.   So go Bills !

						NVT
From: DHLAM@utkvx.utk.edu (Die^~m-Ho^`ng)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [MISC] The^? thao lie^n tru+o+`ng ta.i Mississippi
Date: 15 Sep 92 21:12:00 GMT
Reply-To: DHLAM@utkvx.utk.edu

I am sorry if you see this posted twice.
DH

-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nha<`m mu.c ddi'ch ke^'t cha<.t ti`nh tha^n hu+~u cu~ng nhu+ ta.o
co+ ho^.i ga<.p go+~ cho sinh vie^n va` ca'c ho^.i ddoa`n thanh 
nie^n Vie^.t Nam o+? Mississippi vo+'i ca'c vu`ng la^n ca^.n,  Ho^.i
Sinh Vie^n Vie^.t Nam ta.i MSU (Mississippi State University) mo^.t 
la^`n nu+~a to^? chu+'c nga`y the^? thao giao hu+~u va`o hai nga`y 
30 tha'ng 10 (Oct. 10) va` 1 tha'ng 11 (Nov. 1).  Tha^n mo+`i ca'c
ba.n dde^'n tham du+. . 
Ca'c bo^. mo^n thi dda^'u go^`m co' bo'ng ro^? (Nam) va` bo'ng
chuye^`n (Nam/ Nu+~).  

Chu+o+ng tri`nh nga`y the^? thao lie^n tru+o+`ng:
    Thu+' sa'u, 30/10/92:
	8:00 p.m.-11:00 p.m.	Tie^.c tra` ga<.p ma<.t
    Thu+' ba^?y, 31/10/92:
	8:00 a.m.-9:00 a.m.	Le^~ khai ma.c va` bo^'c tha<m thi dda^'u
	9:00 a.m.-6:30 p.m.	Thi dda^'u
	8:00 p.m.-12:00 p.m.	Da. vu~ (co' Karaoke)
    Chu? nha^.t, 1/11/92:
	8:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m.	Thi dda^'u
	4:00 a.m.-4:30 p.m.	Pha't gia?i thu+o+?ng va` be^' ma.c

Ha.n cho't dde^? ghi danh va` ddo'ng le^. phi' tham du+. la` nga`y 30 
tha'ng 9 na<m 1992.

Ta^'t ca? mo.i tha<'c ma<'c xin lie^n la.c :
		Quo^'c Bu+?u    (601) 324-6492
		Quo^'c Tha'i    (601) 323-0279
  hoa<.c  	Thu`y Trang     (601) 323-9682
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: kimchip@acs.bu.edu (Mai Kimchi)
Subject: Ranh ngo^n (2)
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: kimchip@acs.bu.edu
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 19:46:31 GMT



Ly' tri' la` mo^.t con cho' -die^n co' the^? ca('n che^'t ngu*o*`i.!.
La^`m la^~n la` ba`i ho.c kho^n cu?a cuo^.c -do*`i.
Ti`nh ye^u la` ma^.t ngo.t cu?a the^' gian.
-Dau kho^? la` ha.nh phu'c.
Tho* tha^?n ngo* nga'c nhu* tui -da^y la` ngo^'c tu*?

Uo^'ng bia nhie^`u nhu* anh cha`ng LeThien thi` se~ kho^ng hie^?u ba thu*'
Thi'ch a(n kimchee bi. dda^m vo^ mie^.ng la` Con Ca' Ma^.p
Cha.y xe a^?u nha^'t la` da^n To^ng To^ng, MA qua'i  (Boston, MA)
Thi.t bo` va` ba('p ngon nha^'t la` Nebraska.
Hoa Va`ng nhie^`u nha^'t thi` la` o*? Valley of Golden Flower (Thung lu~ng
tim, i' lo^.n thung lu~ng ti`nh ddo' ba` con, xu*' CAli)


-Da^'u kie^'m hay nha^'t la` TT. cu?a -Den Vo*, ma` mu*a nhie^`u tra'i
mua` cu~ng tu*` cho^~ na`y.  Tui dda^y be^n bo*` Missouri bi. tro^i ra hoa`i.

U*a ddo^' nha^'t la` LeTran TP, ma^'y ca^u ddo^' cu?a TP tui chi? co' -da^`u
ha`ng tho^i.

Vu.n Va(.t thu*o*`ng xuye^n la` TP Nguye^~n cu?a CAli.

-DA' U*a thay ma^`u nha^'t la` ba'c Be^ -De^.

Gio' nhie^`u nha^'t ma` cuo^`ng say nha^'t la` Xi anh em te^
Co`n anh nNguye^.n la` chi va^.y ho*?......

U*a ru? nha?y so^ng la` cha no^.i Em Eo..........No'i ro^`i, tui kho^ng co'
bie^'t lo^.i cha no^.i a`.........leo co^.t dde`n thi` ddu*o*.c...........


Tre^n dda^y la` mo^.t so^' nha^n va^.t ui tui co' bie^'t qua.  Co`n nu*~a,
tre^n gia^'y to*` chu*a ke^? he^'t........

To be cont................................................................



De^ Hoa`i Giao' Chu?......................................................


Nha^'t ra(ng......ca('n cho -dau

Nhi. lu*o*~i......use your imagination

Tam -da^`u (nha~n)......lie^'c ma('t ddu*a ti`nh

Tu*' ra^u...........kho^ng ca.o ma^'y bu*~a thi` lu~ng ma(.t ddo'...........
From: pnguyen@bnr.ca (PN)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: THIE^N` TINH`
Date: 14 Sep 92 19:54:24 GMT
Organization: n/a

...Tha^.t ddang' tie^c', trong cuo^.c so^ng' co' nhu+ng~ thu+' ma`
ngo^n ngu+~ pha?i du+ng` la.i o+? mu+c' ddo^. khie^m nhu+o+ng`,
bo+i? kho^ng ddu? dde^? die^n~ ta? su+. tro.n ve.n ...
Anyway, mo^.t ngu+o+i` ba.n cua? PN ta(.ng cho P mo^.t ddoan? va(n
tu+a. la` " THIE^N` TINH`" , PN xin vie^t' la.i du+o+i' mo^.t
format kha'c ( dda~ hoi? y/ kie^n' tac' gia? ) dde^? ta(.ng cho
cac' ba.n thich' ... thie^n`...



Thie^`n Ti`nh!

Ne^'u cuo^.c do+`i la` kho^? ha?i,
Thi` ti`nh ye^u chi? la`...
nhu+~ng so+.i da^y oan nghie^.t,
co^t cha(.t xa'c tha^n pha`m. 

Nhu+ng ne^u' be^? kho^? chu+a la` kho^?,
thi` Pha^.t da^u co' va`o  dda^y,
dde^? ddo^. 
chu'ng sinh,

Ne^n ta muo^'n  ti`m que^n the^m ma^'y kie^'p,
DDe^? cung` em tra? he^'t no+. a^n ti`nh!

Du` em co' la` gia'c,
du` em co' la` me^,
du` la` Nie^'t-Ba`n, 
du` no+i Di.a-Ngu.c, 
...thi` ta^'t ca? cu~ng chi? la` me^,
ta^'t ca? cu~ng cu`ng chung mo^.t ddu+o+`ng ve^`, 
va` ta muo^'n di`u em va`o con ddu+o+`ng ddo'...

...Nhu+ng ro^`i em dda~ cha(?ng co`n ye^u ta,
thi` ta^'t ca? mo.i thu+' tre^n ddo+`i na`y chi? la` 
  phu` -va^n,
  hu+-a?o. 

Ta se~ tu+` bo? ta^'t ca?, 
le^n non ti`m ddo^.ng hoa va`ng, 
o^m tra(ng ma` ngu?
cho que^n ddo+`i tu.c-lu.y...

Ro^`i dda^y the^? xa'c na`y
se~ tro+? ve^` vo+'i ca't bu.i,
Nhu+ng ta va^~n cho+` em ,
trong nga`n kie^'p co~i Vo^-Minh.

DDe^? mai sau em co' muo^'n cu`ng ta,
cha('p no^'i no^'t ddoa.n ddu+o+`ng ddo+`i.
Thi` xin ha~y nho? mo^.t gio.t 
...le^. ti`nh 
   ho^`i sinh!

            Tra^`n Ngo.c Nguye^n Vu~.
From: dannyn@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Danny Nguyen)
Subject: C-Span VN Tapes
Organization: Motorola Inc.  Austin, Tx.
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 21:27:30 GMT


This message is intended for netters who requested to have a 
copy of C-Span tapes only. 

Hu`ng se~ to^?ng ke^'t ca'c ba.n muo^'n co'bo^. VN tapes va`o
cuo^'i nga`y mai. Sau ddo' se~ develop a game plan va` se~
go+?i dde^'n ca'c ba.n ro~. 

Tha^n,

DHN
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: maxc0408@ucselx.sdsu.edu (Dung B. Lieu)
Subject: Nha.c
Organization: San Diego State University Computing Services
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 13:49:18 GMT

Cha`o ta^'t ca? ca'c ba.n,


	Sau dda^y la` 1 sa'ng tac' mo+'i cu?a Tri.nh Nam So+n ... me^'n 
	ta(.ng ca'c ba.n na`o thi'ch nha.c cu?a Tri.nh Nam So+n .

			LE^. HOANG

	Mu+a ro+i be^n song cu+?a                               
	Le^. ro+i tha^'m no^~i nie^`m.
	Ha.t na`o kho^ng ddo^? vo+?	
	Gio.t na`o cha(?ng na't tan
	Mu+a ro+i mu+a ro+i ma~i
	quye^.n nha u ddo^? tha`nh gio`ng 
	Le^. hoang ta ro+i ma~i cha?y la(.ng tha^`m ve^` tim


	Mu+a ro+i tro+`i nghie^ng nga?
	Le^. ro+i ti`nh nga? nghie^ng
	Ha.t na`o tro+`i a?m dda.m
	Gio.t na`o ti`nh u me^
	Mu+a ro+i mu+a ro+i ma~i tu+`ng ha.t cha?y va`o ddo+`i 
	Le^. hoang ta ro+i ma~i tu+`ng gio.t buo^`n trong ta


	Mu+a ro+i cho ca^y co?
	Tu+`ng ye^u thu+o+ng la^'p *vu`i*, le^. hoang cho ta ddo'
	Cho^n vu`i ti`nh tan thu+o+ng. 

	(La^.p la.i cho^?) Mu+a ro+i mu+a ro+i ma~i
		           Quye^.n nhau ddo^? tha`nh gio`ng
		           Le^. hoang ........
	
				Cho^n vu`i ti`nh tan thu+o+ng 

P.S: *vu`i* cho^? na`y D. nghe ddi nghe la.i nhu+ng 0 ro? la` chu+?
	gi`, co' ai bie^'t cho^? ddo' sai thi` cu+' tu+. nhie^n su+?a	
	la.i ddi nha..
From: maverick@ucrengr.ucr.edu (linh le)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [THO] ca?m xu'c
Date: 9 Sep 92 04:59:00 GMT
Organization: University of California, Riverside


Ca?m xu'c

DDe^m khuya chi? a'nh tra(ng va`ng
Tra(ng trong nhu* ma('t cu?a ngu*o*`i nho*' nhung.
DDe^m nay gio' khe~ rung rung,
Nghe nhu* ra^'t nhe., nghe ta thoa'ng buo^`n.
Tro*`i thanh, kho^ng dde^? mu*a tuo^n ..
Cho vu*`a ta^m su*. cu?a ngu*o*`i nho*' nhung
Nga`n sao muo^n chi? bao lung
Nhi`n sao la^'p la'nh nhu* ti`m te^n ai
Kho'i mo*` - nghe ma('t ai cay
Ngoa`i su*o*ng bao phu?, trong bu*ng ta^m ho^`n
Cho*.t ra.o ru*.c, cho*.t bo^`n cho^`n
Cho*.t lo`ng ta hie^?u:  "tho^i ngu*o*`i que^n ta !"

Quo^'c Linh


Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: zts_duong@hg.uleth.ca
Subject: [THO] Tho+ Cu` Ne`o
Reply-To: zts_duong@hg.uleth.ca
Organization: University of Lethbridge
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 16:05:32 GMT

Kha^'n To^?


ho+?i dda^'ng tie^`n nha^n co' tha^'y kho^ng
tu+` nga`y bo.n ve.m cu+o+'p non so^ng
con ba^`y cha'u lu~ luo^n hai da.
ke? tru+o+'c ngu+o+`i sau dde^'ch mo^.t lo`ng
dda^'t nu+o+'c ca`ng nga`y ca`ng kho^'n ddo^'n
da^n ti`nh mo^~i lu'c mo^~i long ddong
- linh thie^ng to^? khie^'n mau ddoa`n ke^'t
dde^? xu+'ng ngi`n na(m gio^'ng la.c ho^`ng

				NAM MAN
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: tqp8357@sigma.tamu.edu (PHAM, THUY Q)
Subject: RE: A good salesman and farmer's daughter joke
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 16:22:00 GMT

In article <la6q3pINNmso@male.EBay.Sun.COM>, hoalekb@eb4ts1.EBay.Sun.COM (Kevin Lee) writes...
> 
>	please don't flame me, read at your own risk.
> 
> 
> 
> 
>	please hit "d" or "n" delete now    
> 
> 
> 
>
>
>A salesman is driving down a country road one day when his car broke down.  
>There was a farm near by, so he went up to ask for some help.  The farmer
>suggested that his daughter, Nelly, could give him a ride into town to get
>the necessary parts for his car.  Nelly was an innocent girl, the epitome of
>virginal beauty. 
> 
>Nelly and the salesman were on their way into town when he convinced her to
>pull over to the side of the road to enlighten her about the facts of life.
>They had some down and dirty sex all over the car, and then went into town
>to get the car parts.  By the time they got into town, the auto store was
>closed, so they had to return to the farm.  The farmer allowed the salesman to
>spend the night in the barn and get his car fixed in the morning.
> 
>The next morning the salesman went up to the farmhouse to get Nelly so she
>could give him a ride into town.  Nelly was gone, however, and her sister
>Venus opened the door.  Venus was very unlike Nelly.  She was sexy, voluptuous,
>and really even a bit sleazy.  Venus volunteered to give the salesman a ride
>into town, and off they went.  Venus did the convincing this time, and the
>salesman had the "ride" of his life.  They eventually made it back to the farm
>with the parts, and the salesman fixed his car.  He thanked the farmer, left
>his address to they could keep in touch in the future, and went on his merry
>way. 
> 
>A few months later the salesman received a later from the farmer which
>contained only a poem:
> 
>                Were you the one who did the pushin'
>                Left the bloodstains on the cushion
>                And the footprints on the dashboard upside down?
>                'Cause since you met my daughter Nelly,
>                There's a swelling in her belly,
>                And you'd better get your ass back into town.
> 
>The salesman thought for a minute, and wrote the following response:
> 
>                Yes, I was the one who did the pushin'
>                Left the bloodstains on the cushion
>                And the footprints on the dashboard upside down.
>                But since I met your daughter Venus,
>                I've had some problems with my penis,
>                So I guess we're pretty even all around.
> 
> 
> 
>	have a nice day.
>		KL,
> 
> 
> 
>LIFE IS LIKE A SEWER; WHAT YOU GET OUT OF IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU PUT INTO IT !! *******************************************************************************
> 
> 
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: zts_duong@hg.uleth.ca
Subject: [SOC] New group: Vietnam War
Reply-To: zts_duong@hg.uleth.ca
Organization: University of Lethbridge
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 15:17:26 GMT

I found this in soc.veteran some of us might be interested:
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Is there an interest in creating a newsgroup for discussion of the
Vietnam War?

I am too young to remember that war, but I've read a lot of the primary
and secondary sources in the literature, and consider myself an amateur
Vietnam War buff.  I've also seen a lot of movie and TV renditions of the
war, and am interested in their correlation to reality.

Politically, of course, the Vietnam War was the defining moment for a
generation of Americans, and its effects are still being felt today (Desert
Storm, the U.S. presidential election).  Militarily, I am interested in
discussing the pros and cons of the strategy/tactics used in the war.

A good precedent has been set for a war-specific newsgroup by
alt.war.civil.usa, a group dedicated to the discussion of the U.S. Civil
War (1861-65).  My "specialty" is the Vietnam War, and I wonder if any
of you out there are interested in a special-interest group like
alt.war.vietnam.

Followups to alt.config. (My newsreader is lame; I can't set the Followup-To
line myself, sorry....)

If there is a lot of positive responses, I have assurances
from one newsadmin that the group will be created in a week or so.
-- 
Greg "Mockingbird" Franklin      Interviewer: "Sir, how do you spell relief?"
f67700241@ccit.arizona.edu               Dan: "R-O-L-A-I-D-S-E."
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Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: vcsc467@sfsuvax1.sfsu.edu (CSc STUDENT)
Subject: Re: Re: TA.I SAO?????
Organization: San Francisco State University
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 09:03:52 GMT

In article <4888@rosie.NeXT.COM> vnguyen@badline1.next.com (Vincent Nguyen) writes:
>In article <183278@pyramid.pyramid.com> bdtest@pyrman2.mis.pyramid.com (Mfg.  
>Board Test) writes:
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> 	Kho^ng hie^?u "ta.i sao" dda`n o^ng thi'ch dda`n ba`
>> 	bie^'t na^'u a(n ???
>> 
>> tha('c me'c.
>
>Cha('c ta.i vi` ne^'u dda`n ba` kho^ng bie^'t na^'u a(n se~
>ngo^`i le^ a(n ha`ng o+? dda^`u ddu+o+`ng xo' cho+. ro^`i la.i 
>ma'ch le?o nhie^`u chuye^.n thi` ai chi.u no^?i
>
>-Vincent

Cho+' 0 pha?i ta.i vi` ma^y' cha lu+o+i` qua' ne^n mo+
mo^.ng dda`n ba` chu'ng to^i se~ bie^t' la`m mo.i thu+'
ESPECIALLY "na^'u a(n" pha?i 0 anh Vincent?

/Thanh Ti.nh