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From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: the positioning of officials
Date: 23 Nov 92 15:19:12 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov21.075006.13431@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
> Official position?  I don't know - I prefer a bit of variety - keeps a
> relationship healthy don't you know.
> 
> Anyway, if you're giving them out I suppose I might as well take one.
> Let's see... Minister of Making Fun of Midwesterners?  Minister of
> Lecturing People About Medieval English History?  Minister of Annoying
> Limericks?  Any of these would be appropriate, and you can probably
> think up better ones yourself.  Of course, you could always make me an
> official flunky or varlet or something (a varlet is a flunky with a
> union card, in case you were wondering) - who am I to stop you?
> 
> Dan aka Possible Ministerial Timber (Hmmm... Minister of Lumberjacks?
> I'd have to get some new clothes though.)


You'd better go shopping then

Gina aka that's your position now
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The deadliest joke in the world
Date: 23 Nov 92 15:06:10 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <ins450m.722312970@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> 
>>In article <1992Nov17.222103.319@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
> 
> :wq> 
>>> Dan aka FORTRAN is my native languag
> 
>>Gina aka really--mine's BASIC
> 
> Eccles aka You both are sad - next thing you'll tell me is that you're
> fluent in COBOL.
> 
Gina aka no I wonty. I'm fluent in body language
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 02:08:05 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:

>>>>OK... Just to shut peeps up, I've non-consulted with the
>>>>anti-president of this group, and it's nothingness didn't say
>>>>anything.
>>Good to hear, really. :)
>>Why aren't I getting your articles first hand Nsiom person?
>Hrrrm. I dunno. Someone doesn't like you?
*snigger* This is something new?

>>>>Wot you say we're all joint pres?
>>Which joint? 
>JOINT? I DIDN'T INHALE!!!!
>Sorry... you want some?
No, no - I'm driving. Sheep. Accross the northern range, towards
Towoomba.
>>
>>>>(With Leather, Gina, lisa etc. as groupies 8:)... ie. they have all
>>>>the control over us.)
>>Nah.
>Well I personally don't mind being Leather's slave.
Yeah, well, you get some benefits from it, your closer.

>>
>>>>Actually, FUCK IT!
>>Where is IT?
>It's at home, on my bookshelf.
Well, bring IT here immediately, and put it on.
>>

>>>>None of the above sez He wants OISmn to be pres...
>>>>I say You should all just throw loadsa parties, drink too much, and
>>>>forget this whole thing ever happened *:)
>>Yeah, tell us summin new :)
>Um... I had a maths tutorial this morning?
:-p I've finished for the summer :)

>>
>>>>Do I have a second?
>>Tick
>ssssssssuuuuccccckkkk.
What a strange clock.
		^
Note the l

>>>>oiSNmn... LETS PARTEEEEE  
>>>>
>>>>(PS. Anyone in Belfast able to give me a bed to sleep on this
>>>>weekend *:) )
>>What happened to yours - full again?
>My wot? My bed? It's not in Belfast, and I couldn't be bothered
>bringing it up there (altho' with the state I'm going to be in
>tonite, I think I might be bringing a few more things up *:) )
Argh.

>>>My god,that's what I've been saying all along!!
>>>Pass those Austrailian Table Wines..
>>		  ^
>>Get that i out of there.
>You missed.

>>>Beth aka i've got a bit of a dirty fork
>>Eccles aka Aren't you the lucky one.
>MNSio qaq Ssssh. Don't tell everyone, or they'll all want one.

>AHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jesters back...er....but....er...ass
Date: 16 Nov 92 16:19:00 GMT

In article <Bxsons.6Jy@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>  writes:
} >.}>}>|>>}Jester aka back from the snow tipped mountains of colorado
} >.}>}>|>>Phil squig or is that "frosting-tipped tracts of land"?
} >.}>}>|>Court Jester aka I think its Gina Tits seen across the land......
} >.}>}>chestnutt aka Gina knits a marching band....
} >.}>}Ct Jester aka Gina gets all the men?
} >.}>Phil squig yup--she does them in the den
} >.}Jester squid aka will she have sex with me then????
} >.Phil squig no silly, you have to be human!!!!
} >Dan aka I'll be hummin', is that close enough?
} Jester aka onnly if you are a humming byrd......
Phil squig or perhaps a little turd.

Wait!!!  Dan, this means that you can have sex with Gina!!!  I'm  
sooooooooooooooo happy for you!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de
Subject: Re: Orationes in Verrem aka Making jester mad.
Organization: University of Passau - Germany
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 16:02:45 GMT

T. F. Eccles,
You are hereby charged that on the 18th day of Nov, 1992, you did
willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an
alleged English-Latin translation article in the alt.fan.monty-python
newsgroup with intent to cause a breach of the peace. (For an officially
approved translation, consult the elaborate piece of craftsmanship of
the honourable Jester.)
 
This case is, to a certain extent comparable to THE CROWN vs. YALT (1970),
where the accused published an English-Hungarian phrase book, which
caused a serious amount of trouble in the City of London, and I ask
the court to follow the argument in the previous mentioned case to
convict the accused.
 
The sentence should be taken from, THE ROMAN EMPIRE vs. BRIAN (A.D. 32),
where the previous mentioned was sentenced to write ROMANES EUNT DOMUS ^3db
ROMANI ITE DOMUM a hundred times. This can be a precedent although
the  administrational act of the Centurion was not approved by any
 court since the accused didn't seek judicial review.
 
Here is the proof:
In article <ins450m.722051101@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>
ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
 
>
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>
>>J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de writes:
>>>Si quis vestrum, Gina et Leather et Meredith et Eccels et
>>>Chestnutt et Heidi E Schmidt et David Bromage et Sprooney et
>>>Turlow et Jester, aut eorum, qui adsunt, forte
>>>miratur me, qui tot annos in alt.fan.monty-python ita
>>>sim versatus, ut legerim multos, laeserim neminem, subito
>>>nunc mutata voluntae ad accusandum descendere, is, si mei
>>>consilii causam rationemque cognoverit, una et id, quod facio,
>>>probabit et in hac causa profecto neminem praeponendum mihi
>>>esse auctorem putabit.
>
>>alright...now you made me mad......i have to get out my
>>latin-english dictionary and translate away..dammit..make me work
>>to answer a post dammit....dammit
>no need, silly eccles went to a private school (please don't say
>crumpet rack) and can translate latin quite easily, becasue thwy
>subjected him to it for a year.
>Now, it says:
>I have a question, for Gina (et al), about sex, which is is a mystery
>to me, but I don't want to annoy  people in alt.fan.monty-python.
>There are many well-written posts, about laying females, without
>descending to petty accusations about who got who preganant, so I
>have been thinking and wish to ask you how to prevent my pubes from growing
>back all the time.
>
>
>><jester walks off slamming his head into various trees>
><eccles talks to the trees, thats why they put him away....>
>
>
>>>
>>>S.D.M. Trappus
>>>
>
>
>Eccles aka Sodomy non cognito.
>
 
Sine Dolo Malus, Trappus aka Attorney General for Python and Wales
From: jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumbys of the world unite.
Date: 18 Nov 92 08:55:03 GMT
Organization: Coventry University

In article <1992Nov16.212726.6156@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>In <BxtJAF.G5@cck.coventry.ac.uk> jbrett@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jon.) writes:
>
>
>>Could anyone tell me where the architects sketch is please ?
>
>
>
>
>
>>-- 
>                ^^^^^^^^^^^
>It's up there !!!


  I would like to congratulate you (whoever you are) for giving the 
     correct answer -  WELL DONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     It's uuuuuuuppppppp   thhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!
--
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester & Gina sitting in a tree, K_I_S_SI_N_G
Date: 16 Nov 92 21:22:18 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <Bxtp0M.818@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:

>In article <1992Nov16.005625.6351@ils.nwu.edu> blum@ils.nwu.edu writes:
>>I would like to protest against the continued use of this newsgroup
>>for sexual innuendo and, as the young folks say, "pitching woo".  In
>>my day, when we felt in need of this sort of thing, we quietly went
>>out to the nearest brothel.  How long must we put up with this waste
>>of bandwith?

>forever..you see.....i have been here a year...and all this
>bandwidth wasting will always be here..so give up asking it to stop...

Oh, for the days when Jester and I had a thread all to ourselves!!
Oh, the good times we had!! Oh, the insults we traded!!
Oh, the tirades that just went on and on and on and on and on
and on and on and on and on and on and <BONK!>
Course, that was before the Gina Invasion and the Electionitis!!
Let the kids put *that* in their pipe and not inhale it!!

>>General Sir Eustace Cholmondeleigh-Smythe
>>and his Tertiary Syphillis
Jamesa <=== only diseased in the head. And sinuses. And a
	few lymph nodes. And the gammy leg. And <BONK!>
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: A WARNING!!!!
Date: 16 Nov 92 21:03:08 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <1du3grINN5m@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk> maujs@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J D Morris) writes:

>	WATCH OUT - THERE ARE LLAMAS!!!!




Que?
From: la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu (Meredith Luke)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Glyupie leudii
Date: 23 Nov 92 12:32:30 GMT
Organization: SUNY College at Oswego, Oswego, NY

In article <1992Nov20.162414.24920@ils.nwu.edu>, blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum) writes:
> Ya nye gavareet parusski.
> 
> Dan aka My native language is actually Common LISP, but don't tell
> anyone

Cpasiiba Bolshoii.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jcoper@ccu.umanitoba.ca (D. Joseph Creighton)
Subject: WANTED: "...live in a shoe box..."
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 08:12:13 GMT

Well, after being enlightened about this group's existence, I feel like
I have so much at my fingertips now.  :)

As the Subject suggests, I'm looking for the text to a scene Python did
on an album.  I don't believe it was a Flying Circus scene, as I own
"Monty Pthyon's All the Words" and could not locate it there.  It dealt
with how a group of peasant-types envied eachother, to wit (paraphrased
from a poor memory):
	"We used to *dream* of living in a shoe-box!"
	"I remember when we didn't have cream or sugar.. or tea."
	"We used to have to suck on a damp rag."

If anyone has this skit, please send it to me.  My brain misses it.  :l
Also, if this scene is part of something larger, pipe it down as well.
No use chopping up whatever you have just for me.  :)

ObMPQuip:
  "It's..." - The ``It's'' Man.
---
     "Slow down faster!" - my wife, Laurie, about my driving habits.
+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+
D. Joseph Creighton  <jcoper@ccu.umanitoba.ca> - U of M Computer Services
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1992 00:58:54 GMT

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>>>William Turlough Cat aka beiad
>>leather aka snuggling up and getting very comfy
>Meetch aka Just sit here... in this comfy chair.....
Eccles aka look out for that 'splinter
:
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: masons
Organization: The Hexagon
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 05:08:59 GMT

MR X (csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk) wrote:
: The deadline for joining the masons has passed....
: 
: No, more applications will be accepted. (unless you want to bribe me!)
: 
: The following people have applied to join the lodge. If anyone else knows 
: anything important about these people, that they think would affect their 
: chances of joining, could you please let me know as soon as possible.
: 
: 	1) lccs1011@edu.oswego.blurt	Ray Warner (the 'skwish dude)
: 	2) la_ind03@edu.oswego.blurt	Meridith Ann Luke (soon to be Warner)
: 	3) jester@edu.purdue.cc.sage	Christopher Jack Daniel Christian
: 					            ^^^^^^^^^^^
: 						Isnt that a drink?
: 
: 	4) Dalton@nevada.edu			William Turlough Cat
: 	5) Rodehiser@ca.dal.chem.chem1		Andrew P Rodenhiser
: 	6) Brom@au.edu.monash.cc.yoyo		David Bromage
: 	7) V133JU6P@edu.buffalo.cc.ubvms	Paul Pompi
: 	8) Goffgb@bitnet.wkuvx1			Gina Goff
: 	9) sprooney@ie.tcd.unix1		Simon Rooney
: 
: Any suggestions for other newsgroups to recruit from?

alt.overlord?   :-)

: We will now be announcing who has been accepted (and who hasn't!) on Tuesday
: and not monday as previously stated.
: 
: 	FROM.....
: 
: 		MR X.
: 
: p.s. The roman catholic church does not allow freemasonry - so if you are
: 	a catholic and want to join - don't tell the pope!
I may not know much about art but I know what I like.

David aka aka
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Female incentive
Date: 18 Nov 92 08:36:12 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov16.123412.828@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
> In article <1992Nov13.142927.3947@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> In article <1992Nov10.191620.793@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>> Gina the curvatious blonde tries to seduce the engaged 'skwish dude:
>>> 
>>>> In article <1992Nov4.133214.740@blurt.oswego.edu>, lccs1011@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Nov2.142356.3656@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>>>> In article <1992Oct31.144152.727@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> For my fellow females, a campaign promise...
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> You can borrow my fiance.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> When's the next night he's free? I can't reach the top shelf and could
>>>>>> use his, um, heighth to get some things down for me.	Thanks.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> P.S.  If you intend to comment on this, just remember:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> My fiance is 6'8', collects automatic weapons, thinks Arnold "The Terminator"
>>>>>>> S. (I'll be damned if I can spell it) is a poofta, and reads this newsgroup.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> ________________________________________________________________________________
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>        (By the way, imagine what will happen if you don't vote for me.)
>>>>> 
>>>>> Oh, as a minor comment... Mrs. Bonggg stepped *a bit* out of her bounds in
>>>>> offering her fiance (me) as an incentive. She forgot to say that I charge...
>>>>> 
>>>>>   Ray "The Guttskwisher" Warner Bonggg
>>>> Well, RAy, now that I know your name. I'm sure that, after spending 5
>>>> seconds with me, you would give up your policy of charging and would
>>>> actually pay me to let you be around me. I *AM* that good at
>>>> everything I do. After all, I have to be; no one else is. so---can you
>>>> tell me when you'll be free? That top shelf is too high for me to
>>>> reach all by my self.
>>> 
>>> Well, Gina, I must say that you have sparked my interest...what kinds of things
>>> are you BEST at? If the sleazyness contest is any measure, well...(anyways, all
>>> married men need an extramarital affair with a sensuous woman now and again)
>> I'll spark more than your interest. just give me a chance. I'm best
>> at...well, try me out; you'll see. I keep telling you--the romantic
>> side of sleaze is my speciality. Have you ever felt like you were
>> higher than Mt. McKinley NATURALLY?  Then get with me and you'll see..
>> 
>>> 
>>> The 'skwish dude aka are you game Gina
>> Gina aka i don't play games, I win
> 
> 
> Cool it, Gina. You've got everyone else, so give it a rest.
> 
> Meredith threatening PISS OFF HE'S MINE


Chill!!! 
I don't really want him anyway. After all, he is obviously yours. And
I don't need to borrow trouble, I've got Jester for that.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: dave@admiral.uucp (Dave Litchman)
Subject: Re: WANTED: "...live in a shoe box..."
Organization: The Admiral's Unix System & The Grid BBS
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 00:25:23 GMT

In article <BxupGE.2L0@ccu.umanitoba.ca> jcoper@ccu.umanitoba.ca (D. Joseph Creighton) writes:
>Well, after being enlightened about this group's existence, I feel like
>I have so much at my fingertips now.  :)
>
>As the Subject suggests, I'm looking for the text to a scene Python did
>on an album.  I don't believe it was a Flying Circus scene, as I own
>"Monty Pthyon's All the Words" and could not locate it there.  It dealt
>with how a group of peasant-types envied eachother, to wit (paraphrased
>from a poor memory):
>	"We used to *dream* of living in a shoe-box!"
>	"I remember when we didn't have cream or sugar.. or tea."
>	"We used to have to suck on a damp rag."
>
>If anyone has this skit, please send it to me.  My brain misses it.  :l
>Also, if this scene is part of something larger, pipe it down as well.
>No use chopping up whatever you have just for me.  :)

This scene is from "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl". Go. Rent the tape.
Type up a transcription. Post it to a.f.m-p. Become the envy of Python fans 
everywhere.

Alternately, get the tape (LP, cassette, CD, whatever) Monty Python: The Final
Rip-Off. It's on there. Get it. Listen to it. Type up a... oh, never mind. I'll
do it myself, if I can find my copy of Final Rip-off.


-- 
"Dammit Jim, I'm a free man, not a number!"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Ray, when somebody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" -- Winston Zeddmore
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Why not "Sex for Jester" ?   
Organization: The Hexagon
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 01:37:59 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet wrote:
: In article <Bxtp66.8nJ@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
: > 
: > welll..i have seen her...i have a picture....well...i will soon..as soon as
: > the freaking mail begins to work..so nyah.....i get to see Gina and you dont
: I promise it will be in the mail by Thanksgiving, OK?

Um, this newsgroup DOES accept binary files (GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF)

: Gina aka why me
David aka you wanted the job....
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Orationes in Verrem
Date: 20 Nov 92 20:47:24 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <168A5BF0D.J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de>, J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de writes:
> In article <1992Nov18.082559.4043@wkuvx1.bitnet>
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>  
>>
>>In article <168A1116E3.J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de>, J2TRAP01@ibm.rz.uni-passau.de writes:
>>> Si quis vestrum, Gina et Leather et Meredith et Eccels et
> If anyone of you, <names and addresses withheld>
>  
>>> Chestnutt et Heidi E Schmidt et David Bromage et Sprooney et
>>> Turlow et Jester, aut eorum, qui adsunt, forte
> or of those, who're here as well, eventually
>  
>>> miratur me, qui tot annos in alt.fan.monty-python ita
> wonderes about me, being all the years in a.f.m-p in that way
>  
>>> sim versatus, ut legerim multos, laeserim neminem, subito
> busy, reading many, hurting none, now,
>  
>>> nunc mutata voluntae ad accusandum descendere, is, si mei
> with a changed mind lower myself <thissuggestion was very good Jester>
> to accuse, this one will, when he has
>  
>>> consilii causam rationemque cognoverit, una et id, quod facio,
> recognised the reason and the idea of my decision, and that, what I will do
>  
>>> probabit et in hac causa profecto neminem praeponendum mihi
> scrutinized <does this word really exist?> and he will in this case indeed
> believe, that nobody is to be put in front of me
>  
>>> esse auctorem putabit.
> as an author.
>  
>>>
>>> S.D.M. Trappus
> <sine dolus malus> without bad intentionTrapp
>  
>>So now do you want to translate what you said about me and some of my
>>favorite people of my dearest little newsgroup/ Hmmmmm?
>  
> I hope this post meets your presidential request. BTW: I named our
> favorite people of your dearest little newsgroup to honour them and
> the lucky newsgroup, having such an outragious vice-president.
>>>
Well, thanks for mentioning SOME of my favorite people. What about our
dear, temporarily depart Ratboy and Fievel? 
You met the presidential request to a point: I just don't want even
those who cant be witrh us not to be included... 
Thank you for the honor of the translation; you are now appointed one
of this administration's chief linguists. 

Gina aka the outrageously seductive wench of a V.P.
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Gumby humor.
Date: 17 Nov 92 19:05:18 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <5942@balrog.ctron.com> lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence) writes:

>I can't see anything!!!!!!!

>Chrymanthesums!!!!!!!

My brain hurts, too!!!!!!

>						I need a new hanky.
>						Saint.
Maje S nerak NURSE!! NURSE!!! NUUUUUURRSE!! oh!
From: blum@medici.ils.nwu.edu (Dan Blum)
Subject: Re: the positioning of officials
Reply-To: blum@ils.nwu.edu
Organization: The Institute for the Learning Sciences
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 07:50:06 GMT

Official position?  I don't know - I prefer a bit of variety - keeps a
relationship healthy don't you know.

Anyway, if you're giving them out I suppose I might as well take one.
Let's see... Minister of Making Fun of Midwesterners?  Minister of
Lecturing People About Medieval English History?  Minister of Annoying
Limericks?  Any of these would be appropriate, and you can probably
think up better ones yourself.  Of course, you could always make me an
official flunky or varlet or something (a varlet is a flunky with a
union card, in case you were wondering) - who am I to stop you?

Dan aka Possible Ministerial Timber (Hmmm... Minister of Lumberjacks?
I'd have to get some new clothes though.)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: m.p. sample sounds wanted
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 15 Nov 92 22:08:22
Organization: Fill is a dope
In-reply-to: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au's message of Fri, 13 Nov 1992 00:14:45 GMTLines: 23

In article <1992Nov13.001445.4286@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:

.David Sternheimer (judas@mcshh.Hanse.DE) wrote:
.: hi there
.Hello

Hi, lovely day, isn't?

.: i'm looking for any monty python sound samples, especially from the
.: movies and flying circus.
.: where can i ftp some stuff of that kind?
.Um, off my hard disk. I did try posting some of them but the newsmailer went
.psycho. I'll try again next week.

You know, it was your fault that it didn't work.  You have to *believe*

.: this is not a life-boat...

I've often said that myself.

.: judas
.David
Dan aka Dan
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