HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Kaiser Wilhelm in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex
Subject: AN OFFER (Was: A POEM)
Date: 15 Apr 92 19:01:39 GMT
	<1992Apr15.183256.9390@tigger.jvnc.net>
Followup-To: poster
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: richh@tigger.jvnc.net's message of 15 Apr 92 18:32:56 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.183256.9390@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
>   Dominus is not telling the whole truth.

Oy, gevalt.  And why should today be any different?

>  It was HIS ashtray-full 

Your shit was in the ashtray too.

> of twelve 

Eight.

> shredded, 

    They biodegrade better and don't blight the scenery in the meanwhile
if you shred 'em before you throw 'em away.  I hate ths sight of
cigarette butts on the forest floor.

> unsmoked, 

So?  They're bad for your lungs, you know.

> unfiltered 

    But if you're gonna ruin your lungs you might as well get something
out of it.

> Camels 

    What can I say?  That cigarette machine at South Street Diner
doesn't have Pall Malls.

> that prompted the diminutive waitress 

She is, too.

> with the ugly fingernails 

Hey, I liked her fingernails.

   Okay, to the point: Last night I spent four hours with RichH himself,
drinking, smoking, jawing, and laughing, at Gooligan's Pub on Passyunk
Aveune in Beautiful South Philadelphia and I'm now in a good position to
assuage your curiosity about him.

    I will answer any three questions about RichH's appearance,
mannerisms, personality, or whatever, to the best of my ability, for the
highest bidder by midnight 21 April.  Reply to this address.
--

           Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: suicidal tendencies
Date: 9 Apr 92 09:08:50 GMT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)

" Police found nothing in the apartment to indicate that the
man was suicidal.  "

.. except a large printout of t.b. postings from the previous five years.
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| lord snooty @the giant | wolfpack, silver, down to the water             |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew palfreyman@cup.portal.com   |
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Q-tips.  The Truth.
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Distribution: usa
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 20:24:08 GMT

In article <1992Apr12.223138.28498@news.nd.edu> Brennan.J.Murphy.53@nd.edu writes:
>Be honest, what do you really use them for anyway?  Just say it, you stick
>them up your ass to howl at the sun like the rest of us.  Why do you have to
>be such an individual?   

Cellular urethane cleaning swabs entrap and remove particulate, dust, and
dirt, from all sensitive surfaces.  100% lint-free and nonabrasive.  Compatible
with Freon solvents, alcohols, and most cleaning solutions.  For use on
electronic equipment, high tolerance precision parts, mechanical or electrical
assemblies, tape heads, medical devices, laboratory equipment, and sensitive
optical surfaces.  Not for rectal use.  They're too small anyway.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Subject: Dream nesting
Reply-To: waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby)
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 03:12:04 GMT

I've been having trouble getting to sleep at night lately, so last night I decided  
to take one of my pain pills for my broken shoulder.  Those things cause you to get  
drousy in a wierd sort of way.  I was lying in bed, and began to flit in and out of  
dreams.  I had some dreams that I didn't like, and I would force myself out of them.   
Then I would fall deeper, and again break out.  After a while I couldn't tell where  
I was, whether I was awake or not.  I think I may have discovered the meaning of  
life.  We just have to break out of this dream that we are living.  

--
It's a strange thing to dream within a dream, but it's even stranger to dream within  
a dream within a dream.
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fry 'dem babies!!
Date: 15 Apr 92 23:28:37 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

IN TALK.BIZARRE dise@news.cs.odu.edu (Aegis) writes:
) Radar guns work on microwaves
  ^^^^^              ^^^^^^^^^^^

Thank you Mr. Wizard for that brilliant explanation.

--
From: martin@kawa.ssl.fujitsu.co.jp (Simon Martin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Elvis' Weight On Other Planets
Date: 13 Apr 92 01:21:42 GMT
	<1992Mar20.065454.874@cc.uow.edu.au>
	<1992Mar26.205853.14598@acsu.buffalo.edu> <31486@sdcc12.ucsd.edu>
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: FUJITSU SOCIAL SCIENCE LABORATORY LIMITED, JAPAN.
In-reply-to: ph2fcd@sdcc14.ucsd.edu's message of 9 Apr 92 08:05:59 GMT


> In article <1992Mar26.205853.14598@acsu.buffalo.edu> v122kzkw@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (A FROOD WHO SURE KNOWS WHERE HIS TOWEL IS) writes:

>>In article <1992Mar20.065454.874@cc.uow.edu.au>, dgdoe@cc.uow.edu.au (Douglas Doe) writes...

>>Well, my guess is that on Magrathea, he would be 42.
>>Maybe I'm starting to take this HH theme a bit far...
>>T.

> Don't be dumb.  Magrathea is a myth--and for that matter, so is the
> number 42.  However, 41 and 43 have proven themselves to be real,
> and there will be (willen haven been) a gnab gib.

> JF


41 and 43 are integer numbers not real numbers. Ask Tricia MacMillan,
she'll tell you.  I agree, 42 is a myth.  As for Magrathea, I have never
been there and therefore do not feel qualified to comment on the
unlikelihood of its existance.








--
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                                                 Simon C. T. Martin  
                                                 martin@kawa.ssl.fujitsu.co.jp
Korman's Conclusion: 
The trouble with resisting temptation is that it may never come you way again.
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From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: more thoughts on a new slant to rape stats
Date: 13 Apr 92 02:59:46 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Apr9.190457.17614@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
>--It's not really all that tricky.  "Gyn" is the slippery root in question.

I just had mussels for dinner.  Green mussels, from New
Zealand, they were, served steamed in the shell with a small
bowl of melted butter on the side.  These are possibly the most
vaginomorphic food existing on the current planet[*].

				--Blair
				  "Some of them had dime-sized reef
				   crabs in them.  I crunched a few
				   before I learned to look."

[*] except actual vaginas, of course, but its hard to fit thirteen
of those in a shallow pan with water, tarragon, and garlic.  The melted
butter works pretty good, though.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Fry 'dem babies!!
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 14:09:35 GMT

IN TALK.BIZARRE dise@news.cs.odu.edu (Aegis) writes:
> Radar guns work on microwaves

No way.  Microwaves travel way too fast for radar guns to work on them.
--scott
From: stewart@aeras.uucp (StewArt AnewForm)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: the nationality is...
Date: 7 Apr 92 21:11:19 GMT
Reply-To: stewart@aeras.UUCP (StewArt AnewForm)
Organization: Arix Corporation, San Jose, CA.

In article <joshua.702619244@coombs> joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller) writes:

>>>>Guess the nationality of the emailer.

>come on, come on, his 'r's and 'l's are in the right place.
>
>finnish. definitely finnish.
>
>josh

Hei!  Mita Kuuluu?  Puhun vahan Suomeksi.  Kylla, se on Suomea.

sounds like finnish to me.
i vote with josh.
either that or some russian, soviet, commonwealth dialect.

Myohemmin.

me
From: otto@malibu.car
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Victorian Negligees  (Was:  Freudian Slips)
Date: 9 Apr 92 21:25:54 GMT
Article-I.D.: colorado.1992Apr9.212554.12286
Organization: University of Concubines
Originator: johna@tigger

>>> >> >> Defecated to... the hell with it.
>>> >> >
>>> >> >No, no! This is a good one!
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Defecated to debriefing my porpoise.
>>> >> >Delegated to denigrating corpses.
>>> >> >Degenerated into negative custards.
>>> >> Defenestrated for no real purpose.
>>> Defenseless fornicating tortoise.
>>Demented formulating torches.
>>Doormats for mulattos' porches.
>Delicate felching scorches.
Delicious faculty crotch-es.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: STORY - A Story of Sexual Firsts
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 17:56:18 GMT

br631@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jon Albert Van) writes:

>     "I wonder if we will get look at any good looking chicks today?",
>I wondered.

"After all, we *are* two WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!"
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Joe Keane in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: All the news that's fit to print
Date: 12 Apr 92 15:21:59 GMT
Followup-To: To HELL, and take yourself WITH it!
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    More and more often these days, I get the idea that Robert Anton
Wilson or someone has taken control of the country and is trying to
foster distrust of authority and established information sources by
making the television and print news sources so vulgar, mendacious,
contradictory, illiterate, and stupid that nobody could possibly pay
attention to them.  I see him in my mind's eye, sitting in the main
offices of NBC news, writing that day's scripts, mumbling to himself:
``Surely SOMEONE will reject THIS.'' But then nobody does, they swallow
the thing whole, and then he says ``Damn.  I'll have to try harder
tomorrow.''  I get this feeling more and more lately, usually when I am
reading a newspaper or news magazine or when I am watching television
news.

So.  Did anyone see the front page headline on the New York Times yesterday?

It said:

	FIGHTING IMPERILS EFFORTS TO HALT WAR IN YUGOSLAVIA



No kidding.

The article continues:

	BELGRADE, Yugoslavia, April 10---Efforts to end the civil war in
	fragmented Yugoslavia have been seriously jeopardized by the
	surge in fighting this week, Western diplomats and Serbian
	officials said today. 

No, of course I am not making this up.  What would be the point of that?
I will cheerfully mail photocopies to anyone who sends a SASE to:
	Dominus / POB 8166 / Philadelphia PA 19101-8166
 
I can't wait to see what new thing they found out today.
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: LEXX AND THE SINGLE GIRL
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 03:27:18 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES

%{
#undef  YY_FATAL
#define	YY_FATAL(msg)	{ printf("I HAVE AIDS!\n"); return(1);}
%}

%{
#include "stdio.h"
#include "term.h"
#include "ytab.h"
%}                  

%%
[nN][oO]                            {return(NO_BUT_MEAN_YES);}
[yY][eE][sS]                        {return(YES_BUT_SOMETHINGS_WRONG);}
(.)*                                {return(IRRELEVANT_TO_MEN); }
%%

-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: Re: I'm grumpy!
Date: Tue, 07 Apr 92 00:39:59 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Distribution: usa

In article <6595@lee.SEAS.UCLA.EDU> small@wright.seas.ucla.edu (James F. Small) writes:
>
>The microwave wasn't working in Hedrick Hall this morning.  So I had
>to forgo my morning sweet roll.  I'll be grumpy all day.  You have
>been warned!
>

I'm Doc.  Now what about the other five?

Mark., genuine unemployed Ph.D.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Welcome Melvin Gladstone, net. celeb.
Keywords: come on in Mel you'll find a friend here
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 19:44:37 GMT

Lardies and genitalmen the translucent Mr. Melvin Gladstone
has arrived to illuminate your ruminations and danged if he
don't just need a friend to talk to. Perhaps Mr. Carrrassso
will oblige with some helpful hints for the newly arrived net.
luminary.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli)
Subject: me (part I)
Organization: Mentor Graphics, Silicon Design Division
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 17:16:18 GMT

Recently I've been thinking a lot about life, you know?  Like, my life
and how my life changes and about how I grew up, if I grew up, and how
things along the way effected by growing up.  Then I started to think
about how a person is nothing but the sum of their experiences.  I
mean, I am "me" because of all the things, good things, bad things, you
know?  the events that I've been through, been in, had happen around
me.  Then I started to try to find what events were major influences
and minor influences in the sum of events that make me "me".  Then it
hit me.

A truck.
-- 
Tom Limoncelli -- tal@warren.mentorg.com (work) -- tal@plts.uucp (play)
"Tax cuts don't do any good for someone who is out of work," Gov. Bruce
Sundlun, D-R.I., said in denouncing Bush's economic rescue plan as woefully
inadequate.  "They don't need a tax cut.  They need a job." Feb 3, 1992
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Subject: Your Horrorscope
Organization: Institute for Astrology, Hawaii
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 23:46:09 GMT

ARIES:   Conversation with friends leaves you feeling vaguely
         uneasy.  You feel trapped in a web up misunderstanding.
         Thinking about your life makes you feel weary and 
         dejected.  Now is not the time to begin any new projects,
         because you can't seem to think straight or put together 
         any plan of action.  Take a vallium or something.

TAURUS:  Your bull-headedness finally gets you fired.  Your 
         girl leaves you, too.  Serves you right! 

GEMINI:  You don't win the state lottery or the Publishers 
         Clearing House Sweepstakes again today.  The phone 
         company cuts off your service.

CANCER:  That painful bone marrow transplant pays off:  
         remission!!!

LEO:     A black, windowless van cruises by your house this 
         evening.  It is time to lay low.  Slip out of town 
         in the morning.

VIRGO:   Years of persistance and patience are rewarded.  Yes, you 
         finally get laid tonight!  The experience will be most 
         unpleasant.  Afterwards, as you walk home alone you will 
         wonder what all the hype is about.

LIBRA:   Stay away from alcohol today.  And for Gods sake, do NOT
         get behind the wheel of a car.  Best if you just stay 
         indoors and don't answer the doorbell.

SCORPIO: Anything you attempt to do today will work out extremely well.
         Now's the time to try all those things you have been afraid to 
         do:  Demand a raise!  Rob a bank!  Kill your mother-in-law!

SAGITTARIUS: Dress up if going out this evening.  Wear that racy little
         red number with the black pumps, but go easy on the makeup.

CAPRICORN: Today is the day to call in sick and take the day off.  Grab 
         your stick and head for the beach.  The sets are running three 
         to four and no one's out there, brah!

AQUARIUS: Try not to eat anything today.  If you must do so, then chew 
         your food extremely carefully! 

PISCES:  Today you will find the Lord.  There's nothing you can do 
         about it, either, so don't try to fight it. 


--
 Rigler                         Les Etats du Marqaha
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Ben Fulton <fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: CAN YOU SAY...
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 12:34:20 -0500

RICHH writes:

>In article <1992Apr04.112528.23530@deeptht.santa-cruz.ca.us> rstevew@deeptht.santa-cruz.ca.us (Richard Steven Walz) writes:

>>College students are superficial, and compared to even their own best
>>imaginations of a mature interesting being they are without sufficient
>>content.

>Sure, that's easy for you to say.  But what does it *mean*??

Yes.  Very unclear.  He must've meant to say "Undergraduates."

ben
who just spent 16 hours in a brown windowed van
with a bunch of 19-year-old coeds
fulton@copper.ucs.indiana.edu
right here, right now
there is no other place I'd rather be!
From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Alfvaen)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: FRY STREET FAIR!!!
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:04:15 GMT
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada

twiggy@vaxb.acs.unt.edu writes
> attention!!!!!
> 
> The 13th Annual Fry Street Fair will be held this Sunday, April 12
> Noon - 10p.m.
> North Texas Fairgrounds
> $5.00 cover
> 
> 
> See CARASSO live performing the music of "They Might Be Giants"

I'd pay to see that.
--

---Alfvaen(a.k.a. Aaron V. Humphrey)
Canadian Network For Space Research, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
Current Album--The Rheostatics:Melville
 "They had big eyes, and they watched like spies..."
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Desert
Date: 6 Apr 92 06:52:37 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <7124@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>I was sitting there in the desert with Jill, my timewarp
[...116 lines deleted...]

Two words.

Bowling, and Lite Beer.

				--Blair
				  "Oh yeah.  And the blues."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew Fields)
Subject: Re: LOOK, MA, I'M A MORON was (Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and other)
Organization: University of Michigan EECS Dept., Ann Arbor
Date: Sun, 5 Apr 1992 14:45:56 GMT

In article <1992Apr4.224936.13299@tigger.jvnc.net> richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH) writes:
>Boy, is my face red or what??

Well, just *maybe* we'll let you back in the game.

>RICH: regardless, he's still a snivelling little git.

Just slightly odd way to comment about you.  Now let's try for the top shelf.





























that's right, shove it way up.
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Temptation of Saint Anthony
Date: 6 Apr 92 20:52:11 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <64844@apple.Apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>In article <3183@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>|or one *BIG* flash.  Doc E. was taking flash pictures of Cambridge
>|from airplanes in 1940 something.
>
>Since Doc Edgerton was one of my mentors, I was aware of this fact.
>I never got to fire the big flash, had to settle for the 1000

Hmm.  I'll have to check the specs on mine.  I have one of the
original EG&G flashes at home.  It's a bulb/reflector about
a foot square, attached by a coiled half-inch cable to a box
that these days would be insulated and used to haul beer (in
fact, if it refuses to fire, I may just insulate it and use
it to haul beer).

After 40 years, though, the tube's a little outgassed, and it
barely lit up a high-school auditorium in 1986...

>actually, they make a crackling noise and a hideous smelling puff of
>smoke comes off of them.

You've seen Basic Instinct, then...

				--Blair
				  "Safe Sex requires a keen sense of
				   Human Character and a liberal
				   application of rapid-fire weaponry."
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Newsgroups: alt.tasteless,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: An idea whose time has come
From: Kris.Heidenstrom@bbs.actrix.gen.nz
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 12:40:23 GMT
Organization: Actrix Information Exchange

In article <1992Apr6.040704.10755@newshost.anu.edu.au> jjj@merlin.mso.anu.edu.au (Joni Johnson) writes:
>
> Subject: An idea whose time has come
                         ^^^^     ^^^^
>
> Scratch 'n' sniff girlie calendars.

An idea whose date has cum  :-)
              ^^^^     ^^^

> 
> Maybe even flavor-of-the-month!
> (They'd all be tuna, of course)
>      Joni 

Kris
--
"mmph... mmmph... aah... aah... aah... aaaah... aaaaah... aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh"
"Well done. Very good. Well, now perhaps you'd like to try it without
Mr. Johnson?" - Not the Nine O'Clock News
-- 
Kris.Heidenstrom@bbs.actrix.gen.nz  Box 27-103, Wellington, New Zealand
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cpl1@kimbark.uchicago.edu (M. d'Nereverri)
Subject: mind over matter
Reply-To: cpl1@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: The Lunatic Fringe
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 07:34:13 GMT


a friend of mine recently recently received a package at work addressed
to him at

Enrico Snermi Institute
High Energy Psychics


M.
"[as we can see, Madam Zelda has an interaction cross section of 1.24 barns,
and as you can see from the following Dalitz plot, our Monte-carlos predict
a decay amplitude to mu mu nu of 13.5%, consistant with our latest experiment
at the Superconducting Psychic Collidor...]" -- Lawrence Miller

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waterman@chaos.cs.brandeis.edu (T.S. Waterman)
Subject: Re: vs vs vs. (and v.v.)
Summary: shy even bother?
Reply-To: waterman@cs.brandeis.edu
Organization: CAVEAT Labs, Inc.
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 16:31:02 GMT

paul@ascent (Paul Foley) writes:

>>   I leave the explanation of your vs. you're to someone else. 
>>   ( Hm. Let's see, to vs. too vs. two, there vs. their vs. they're, ... )
>>   Michael

>Ha!  It's not vs., its proper rendition's vs, sans dot, as in all
>abbreviations ending in the last letter of their expanded form.

>So the discussion must resume as to vs too, or too vs to, but
>certainly not, to vs. too, or too vs. to.  Oh no.  9-)

Certainly, Mr Foley. 

--ts	have a pedantic day.


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From: v222p9ns@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (YE SHALL KNOW YOUR WAYS, AS IF BORN UNTO THEM.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: Stewie, this is your life!
Date: 9 Apr 92 16:57:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: acsu.1992Apr9.155756.14876
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Apr9.144257.29786@sunova.ssc.gov>, chuck_adams@qmail.ssc.gov (Chuck Adams) writes...
>Youngie, is that you?????????


	Could it really be?????????? I was just going to ask if he was lurking
out there! I'm not sure many other people could manage such an eloquent stream 
of >ahem< colorful language! (For those of you who don't know him, you probably
don't want to.)

						-Jeff

P.S.- I will probably be posting the anatomy GIFs again this afternoon on
alt.binaries.pictures. Imagine! Someone REQUESTED anatomy GIFs there! I have
a newsgroup to post to, and I'm going to take over the fucking world! 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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