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From: jorngh@dhhalden.no (JORN GUNNAR HALONEN)
Subject: Re: ill kill you
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 21:42:17 GMT

Robby Dobby writes:
>
>Amiga users like you make me sick.

That's because you're one of the unfortunate poor bugs who
cannot afford one. It's called envy.

OR it's because you're a retarded fart who just bought the
wrong machine and realized it too late.

NO - I'll fucking kill YOU !

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From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Date: 23 Jan 93 16:08:53 +0000
Organization: None
Distribution: na
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnalf.fnal.gov

In article <1993Jan22.213204.5867@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins) writes:
> In article <C18qJL.J34@cmptrc.lonestar.org> andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>>
>>Waittaminnit!  I thought Jason was the sensitive defender of women's rights
>>on this thread.  

>>-- Andy
> 
> Women, yes.  Idiots, no.  The presence of Liz makes *any* defense of women
> all the more difficult.
> jason
> 
AH-HA! But, my poor boy, how can you call idiot a woman?!? 
They all are so smart, they need to be defended... 

And who are you to dictate that Liz is an idiot?!? GOD?
She seems fun and smart to me. How can you say this?

Tsk, tsk, tsk, you can't do in this way, you seems to much 
macho to me (well, not really, let me say hypocrite).

You see, the women have to defend theirself from the people 
like you, that want to "defend" them. 

On your head you think "I will defend you, ladies! You don't 
need to think! I can do it for you!".

	D E A L   W I T H   I T   P I N K   B O Y ! ! !

	Michele

P.S.	HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Such an asshole.
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Christmas in Jan.
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 17:40:23 GMT

Dear Santa,
	I know that it is far past the Christmas season, and I thank you for
all the gifts that you gave me, but, I would like to ask you one small favor:
Could you please, please bring Martin Hannigan back to the Net? I know he has
stayed up late, touching himself, and I know you found an "anal finger" in his
closet, but I hope that you can look past all that, and deliever him back to
alt.flame. I would really like to see the spineless worm again, as he has not
come out of his hidding spot yet. So could ya, Santa? Please? I am going to
enjoy ripping a new asshole for this wayward young lad, and I promise to flame
him until I cannot type any longer. Thank you, Santa.

Your friend,

--The Phantom
From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 17:26:13 GMT
Subject: Re: Tony morphs again ...
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

Ormonal?

  Testosteron?



  Moana, stupid bitch...if you would stop frigg'in yourself long enough
  in front of your keyboard, maybe you could get the spelling correct.



Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: haushalt@research.nj.nec.com (Robert C.Haushalter)
Subject: Re: Little ghost is angry...
Originator: haushalt@shakti
Organization: NEC Research Institute
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 20:54:52 GMT

In article <1993Jan26.110600.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>In article <1993Jan25.165827.1@udphvx.cineca.it>, dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>
>> I give you a chance: for only 500 bucks, you can become a 
>> member of my rapist organization. Deal?
>
>I've got a better deal, that I think is more suited to you: For only $200, I'll
>buy you a dildo, that way you can stop posting here. Deal?
>
>--The Phantom

Vinnie: I've got a better idea we can explore.  You post your mailing 
address.  I'll seal a pair of my dirty undershorts in a Ziploc (tm) bag and 
Fedex (tm) them to you overnight.  When you get them, put them over your 
head . . . and don't forget to put the skid marks in the front.

P.S. Vinnie, I'm beginning to think you don't like me as you won't seem to 
respond to any of my posts.  Is it something I said?

Please let me know   thx   Bob

-- 
The opinions are mine..not my company's.
Actually, everything is more complicated		

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: katherim@fraser.sfu.ca (Katherine Merle Mason)
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 21:24:02 GMT

Dave Parry <dvp@dsbc.icl.co.uk> writes:

>Katherine Merle Mason (katherim@fraser.sfu.ca) wrote:

>"oxymoron"? "axiom"? You trying to impress us or what? This is
>alt.flame not alt.girlies.wantto.impress.guys.with.their.vocabulary!

If axiom and oxymoron are "impressive" words, I'd like to take you on
at scrabble.  I've never seen anyone in the red on that that game
before.

>: >I haven't seen one of your punches yet, Lizzy. Threats doesn't help,
>: >just do it and we'll talk about it later.
>: You are mistaking a threat for a warning, sirrah.  Out of courtesy.  
>: To misquote a famous french man:  "Is there no word for honour in
>: Scandenavia?".
>Try 'Scandinavia' dear.

OOOH, a spelling flame.  Maybe I don't want to to take you on at 
scrabble after all.  It's true I have the spelling ability of Pakistani
mountain goat, but since, from what I hear, there is no Scand_I_navian
alive with enough intellegence to spell it right, I'm not to worried
about it.
>: [incredibly obnixious sig deleted]
>Watch the spelling dearie, standard was quite good at start of post,
>but has become shoddy.

>: RE: the sig
>: I finally understand your need for the sig.  You certainly won't get a
>: decent ranking in stats for alt.flame, for creativity, ability or anything
>: along those lines, so you have resorted to bandwidth.  Well, it does 
>: accomplish one thing.  It shows everyone who sees it your incompetence and
>: conceit.

>So what? Tell us something we don't know.
>: .

>Overall, not a bad post (for a girlie).
Overall, not a bad post (for a piece of furniture).

On the serious side, Happy Chinese New Year to everyone.
Katherine Merle Mason
Ne Oublie....
>Dave
>-- 
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
>------ Dave Parry  ICL, Bracknell, Berks, UK | "Send more paramedics.."--
>------ email = dvp@oasis.icl.co.uk           | 
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Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: The Phantom recomends his dick wig maker to all his friends
Followup-To: alt.flame
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 21:55:09 GMT

In article <1433@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, Kevin Walsh <kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk> writes:

> Are you a keen pube spotter?  Do have the anorack and the note
> book to help with your hobby?  How did you meet your personal
> dicksyrup maker?

No. But I have an ability to spot a dickhead SlimeLime from miles away... Hey
wait! What's that I see?? <<Look in binoculars>> It's Kevin!
  
> Shite!  Another fucking gay bastard!

Jesus Kevin, how long have you been trying to duck this very image? As I
remember it, I conducted a poll about you about Graley being butt pirates
united in common SlimeLime ancestery... and I seem to remember that of the
total respondants, 100% of them believed that you were in fact, a fag. YOU
didn't even come to your own defense! Any reason for this Walsh?

--The Phantom
From: STUCS204@IBM3090.BHAM.AC.UK
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: This place is getting boring.
Date: 22 Jan 93 10:32:09 GMT
Organization: The University of Birmingham, United Kingdom
NNTP-Posting-Host: ibm3090.bham.ac.uk

More feceal bollocks from the King of intellectualism, Jim -

>In article 1jmb7cINNgs1@chester.ksu.ksu.edu, cress@chester.ksu.ksu.edu (Garrett C Cress) writes:
>>
>>>[Jim's description of Andy's polypness deleted]
>>
>>Come to think of it, you *do* post to alt.tasteless on a regular
>>basis don't you.
>>
>
>Aye, tis true.  Oft when moon wanes in yonder dark sky, my putrifying carcass
Clue 1. The use of Ye Olde Wanke Speake

>can be seen stalking through the wastelands of Internet, leaving festering
>slivers of flesh behind for all to enjoy at their leisure.  The maggots of my
What? Oh I see. Your Haemarrohids are dangling on the floor so that Witty
and Graley and have a good nosh.


>mind writhe in teeming masses on the fetid substance of my posts, the pungent
Can't disagree with you there old bean. I think Freud would have somethin
g to say about this. Although you're the first person to openly admit tha
t what they write is utter drivel. Perhaps Clitty,Graley and Michel(l)e
will jump on this bandwagon as it drives off to alt.goodbye.sad-tossers.


>odour of my text pervades through the ether like a fart through old jeans.
Perhaps you should bottle that and sell it as Eau De Dall'Aweasel. I beli
eve that this is the sort of things he uses to attract those fat-wop wome
n he so obviously pines for. From his last few posts it sounds like even
his mom turned him down the other day so perhaps he is a bit desperate.

>
>And it's still more interesting than Witty or Graley's foul whinging.
So's having root-canal work done. At least you know the pain was worth it
in the end. Graleys flames are about as tenacious as the sheep he keeps
for those evenings in Warwick when he can't even afford the 50p he pays
his parents for a night in the sack with one of them.
>
>>Garrett
>>
>
>Jim.
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Richard Thomas.

Disclaimer - Why bother.

==============================================================================
From: maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Hamper: Spaghetti-O's!!!!
Date: 27 Jan 1993 18:12:56 -0000
Organization: Computing Services, University of Warwick, UK
NNTP-Posting-Host: clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk

In article <C1HE13.1wG@cs.psu.edu> krobinso@redviolet.crayola.cs.psu.edu (Kenneth J Robinson) writes:
|Hello?
|
|K e n   R o b i n s o n

BRILLIANT!!!

The MASTER of alt.flame is back!!!!

K e n, is it really you?

~THE GREAT NAME
-- 
    Don't worry,
     Its like in the comic books...
      ITS NOT REAL!
From: dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: RE: The Right to Rape
Date: 23 Jan 93 12:16:23 +0000
Organization: None
NNTP-Posting-Host: fnalf.fnal.gov

In article <1993Jan22.143840.1@acad.drake.edu>, vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
> In article <1993Jan22.112729.1@udphvx.cineca.it>, dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
> 
>> Woman are nothing but sex-machines. Every man has the right 
>> to fuck, it is a biological need. If a guy "rape" them HE IS 
>> RIGHT! HE DID BECAUSE THOSE BITCHIES ARE ONLY LOOKING FOR 
>> GUYS WITH MONEY, HANDSOME! And what about the poor ugly guys, 
>> like you and Martin that can't fuck just because women don't 
>> want them?!? There are not rapes on the world, it is only a 
>> women invention. They are not the owner of their pussy, *we* 
>> are. They have just to shut up and to wait to be fucked, and 
>> to be HAPPY TO DO IT! 
> 
> Michele has lost it. Big time. Michele, you are a sick man.

What's funny for me, in alt.flame, is that if one says bitch 
to a girl, everything is ok, if one (moi) try to be 
a little bit *creative*, he becomes mad. What's wrong with 
my purpose for a new International low? I do not understand.

I've used an old statement (women are sex-machines) and I had 
used a different logic (everybody has the right to fuck, in 
a way or in another). It seems to me a nice and good thing!
Doesn't it? You know, somebody has to care about your minority 
of unfucking people. You guys are sad, he, he, he, he....
> 
>> P.P.S.	I flame, so I am hot (opposite of cold). What about you?
> 
> Thanks Einstein, Par-Zero, did you take notes?

What the fuck do you mean?!?
> 
> --The Phantom

	Michele

   President of association "The Right to Rape"
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Beer, me Mason!
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:35:38 GMT
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA

In article <1k23hnINNo24@clover.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) writes:
> You have accused me of a "copy-cat" flame, and then proceeded to use the 
> phrase "You FUCKING FUCKED FUCK OF A FUCKING FUCK"
> 
> Fascinating.

Once again you prove, by preponderence of the evidence, that you are by far the
most cluless of ALL on the net. My posting is the very innuendo to which you
refer. THANK-YOU moron, you prove on your own that you are completely lacking
of a  slightest grasp of what innuendo or subtlety means. Graley, you are far
too stupid to continue any sort of arguement. That is fascinating, isn't?

--The Phantom
Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: vsg001@acad.drake.edu
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Organization: Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, USA
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:29:47 GMT

In article <1jp9eeINNc1p@lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) writes:

> (1) Someone rightly points out to her that showing off using words like
>     axiom and oxymoron. She responds by frigging off her little ego and 
>     going on about scrabble.

TRANSLATION:
  I am a complete illiterate and could not have possibly been able to look up
these HUGE words unless if someone could tell me how to spell them properly.
 
> (2) She stupidly makes a spelling mistake. Someone is kind enough to point 
>     it out to her, and she replies with a stupid winge about spelling
>     flames. 

SEE ABOVE
 
> Kathy, ever used the word 'hypocrite' in a game of scrabble? 

J.us S.tupid, did you ever use the words "futile", "moronic", "atrophic",
"boring", "repetitive", "predictable" or "anal-retentive" in a game of
scrabble? Oh wait... I'll help you with your reply... you'll apply them to
me... You have to do better than that SlimeLime. Did I mention you were
predictable?
 
>     Don't worry,
>      Its like in the comic books...
>       ITS NOT REAL!

Graley, in your case... worry.

--The Phantom
From: an6882@anon.penet.fi
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Beer, me Mason!
Date: 26 Jan 93 04:12:00 GMT
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.flame

X-Anon-To: alt.flame

In articles <1993Jan22.143235.1@acad.drake.edu> vsg001@acad.drake.edu (The 
Condum) writes:
>In article <1jp70eINN990@lily.csv.warwick.ac.uk>, 
>maufd@csv.warwick.ac.uk (Mr J S Graley) writes:
>> AM I FUCK!
>
>Well, you phrased it as well as Michele could, but... yes. You are a 
>fuck. A dumb one at that.
>
>--The Condum

Im sorry of my english.  Hope your not to confuse, The Condum!  May be you 
understand me?  If not, get uh life, LOSER!

        Michele


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From: moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: why?
Date: 25 Jan 93 08:21:03 GMT
Organization: Washington University,  St Louis MO

dallagata@udphvx.cineca.it writes:
>vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>> To an extent.... you see, we ALL have been kicking Michele painfully in the
>> ass.
>
>How you losers can kick my ass painfully, it is something that I 
>can't understand, there are no way. So, you didn't.

I've heard some voices from the FagLab of a young italian guy sitting all day
long behind his computer, over a huge and soft pillow, and crying to himself:
"I feel no pain, I feel no pain" ...

:-)

Moana


From: tonyz@hpwrce.mayfield.hp.com (Tony Zugates)
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 18:56:52 GMT
Subject: What you say
Organization: the HP Mtn.View Resp. Cntr.
Newsgroups: alt.flame

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Distribution: world

what i hear when i'm listening to a foreign language
depends on the language, of course. but, very approximately,
here's what i hear, mainly at the end of a phrase or sentence.
'tis there that it lingers on the ear, to hear.

german:		en en en ge ge ge en en
japanese: 	mash'ta mash'ta mas' mas' mash'ta
korean:		tsamida tsamida tsamida
spanish:	os os os os os o o a a os os os
arabic:		chhh chhhh chhhhh
italian:        fuck fuck bwaaaaahhhh arrrrgh fuck moron fuck fuck frou-frou   
french:		annh annh rrrr rrrrr annnh
english:        arse arse pip pip twitty graley walsh bugger arse arse  
norwegian:      illegal illegal martin martin row! row! shit shit woof! woof!
Hannigan:       yes! more J o r n yes! yes! harder! more J o r n harder!
From: moana@darla.wustl.edu (Moana Lombardi)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: Phantom Exposed: His real name is Vinson Scott Goddard!
Date: 27 Jan 93 05:59:26 GMT
Organization: Washington University,  St Louis MO

(Mr J S Graley) writes:
>|Please redirect all responses from now on to "Vinnie" instead of phantom.

Where's the problem? Vinnie is such a nice and sweet name ...

Vinnie: don't be pissed off: you have always your sweet friend Moana
in case you're upset!

Tenderly. Moana.

Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins)
Subject: Re: Girls & alt.flame
Organization: University of Virginia
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 21:32:04 GMT

In article <C18qJL.J34@cmptrc.lonestar.org> andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>In article <1993Jan21.020900.1300@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins) writes:
>>In article <1jku6cINNsec@bigboote.WPI.EDU> liz@wpi.WPI.EDU (PostMistress General) writes:
>>>In article <1993Jan20.173551.20355@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> jbl3g@faraday.clas.Virginia.EDU (Jason Basinger Linkins) writes:
>>
>>LIZ:  "Boy, you dirty pink boy, if I felt like it, I bet I could sure
>>       throw my big punches and leave you reeling!  Gee, golly!  I sure
>>       could!  Hope you are afraid of me!!  Duh.  Duh.  You are such an
>>       ignorant slut!  Belt it!  Cinch it!"
>
>Waittaminnit!  I thought Jason was the sensitive defender of women's rights
>on this thread.  

Women, yes.  Idiots, no.  The presence of Liz makes *any* defense of women
all the more difficult.
jason


>
>-- Andy


Newsgroups: alt.flame
From: keegan@acm.rpi.edu (James G. Keegan Jr.)
Subject: is andy projecting?
Organization: T.S.A.K.C.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 15:17:38 GMT

the person who had bid his farewell to alt.flame
several times and who posts as .....

andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes to jorn:

->I thought you were leaving?

better say goodbye to him fast, andy.
From: andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: A Peace Offering Poem     [was Re: Graley gets no "hump"]
Summary: I extend the hand of friendship to John Graley in verse.
Keywords: sucker punch.
Date: 24 Jan 93 07:28:33 GMT
Organization: A Song in my Hart

(Mr J S Graley) writes:
>LISTEN UP GOOD ANDY PANDY YOU DUMB AS SHIT KNEE JERK.
>YOU ARE A CUNTHOLE.
>YOU BETTA COWER. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FLAMES. ALL YOU CAN DO IS CRAP 
>LIMERICKS. YOU ARE SAD, ANDY. AND STUPID.
>I REPLY WHEN I DEEM IT APPROPRIATE. YOUR LAME SHIT IS FUNNY, YES, BUT THAT'S
>ONLY BECAUSE EVERYONE LAUGHS AT HOW INCREDIBLY CLUELESS YOU ARE.

(I wrote:)
>|In honor of the occasion I have composed the following tribute:
>|
>|You know, Mr. Just Stupid Graley,
>|I read your obnoxious shit daily.
>|And I'm always amazed by,
>|Your IQ of a fruit fly.
>|How you got into college just fails me!
 
>THIS IS PATHETIC. 
>YOU ARE PATHETIC.
>IF YOUR IDEA OF A FLAME IS A SAD RHYME, YOU REALLY NEED TO SORT YOUR IDEAS
>OUT. YOU ARE A HOPELESS CUNT. PISS OFF.

Does this mean you didn't like it?  
Then let me hold this out to you as an olive branch:


     A Poem for John Graley
          by A. Hart

Graley doesn't like my rhyme,
he says that it's pathetic.
But we all know he's just a swine,
who simply doesn't get it.

To Johnny Boy, the ideal flame
is to scream and shout and swear.
And proclaim he is the "Greatest Name,
Sooper Jeenyus extraordinaire!"

With his ass parked on the caps=lock key
He screams the same invective
and fancies that it's repartee,
not the ravings of a defective.

But as idiots come and idiots go,
waste not on him your pity.
he may be a fool, but even so...
there's always Private Twitty.


-- Andy
From: mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Andy, limericks, the Brady Bunch, and cannibalism
Keywords: Can Troll be far behind?
Date: 21 Jan 93 23:14:55 GMT
Reply-To: mel@maddog.ece.nd.edu (Melvin Gladstone)
Organization: Univ. of Notre Dame

andy@cmptrc.lonestar.org (Andy Hart) writes:
>vsg001@acad.drake.edu writes:
>>
>>[babble]
>
>Well, look what the cat has dragged in!
>Our little non-corporeal friend!
>We thought he departed,
>But now he has farted,
>And manifested himself once again!

Andy, you cheap slut.  You'll write a limerick for
anyone.  Well how about a theme a song:

Here's the story, of a man named Andy,
Who was busy with three boys of his own,
He kept them, chained in his basement,
So he was not alone.

Then one day this Andy met a policeman,
An officer who acted on a hunch,
He searched, through Andy's basement,
And that's how Andy got his gruesome lunch!

His gruesome lunch! etc.

>-- Andy 

Melvin M. Gladstone
Newsgroups: alt.flame