HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Short Shameful Viewing
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 19:35:35 GMT


In general, about the only tv i watch during the week is from
6-8. Its right after work, im eating dinner or relaxing, so i watch
tv. well, the problem is, there's nothing on here at 7. I used to
watch Wheel of Fortune, but i just cant stomach it anymore. I
used to watch Looney Tunes, but now TBS runs Earthman or whatever
that eco-commie loonie tune is at 7. 

So lately, my housemate has forced us to watch the Waltons, at least
till 7:30.

I hate it.

The only thing I like about it is that it was set near here (about 25
miles south), so whenever the Waltons talk about 'the city' they are
talking about good ol Charlottesville. I love it; they make it sound
like Babylon.

"I just dont feel right leavin her up in Charlottesville havin dinner
with a man she had never met before today, Momma".

ha ha ha well, you gotta take your cheap thrills where you can find
em in this world.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Simpsons Quote Program
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 19:06:57 GMT

Just wanted to tell you all that at ftp.homo.widener.edu 

                                 in pub/homo/swbaker/quest

There is a zipped IBM program called "QST4FIRE.EXE" which will randomly
display one of about 2 quotes from "Quests of Fire" when run. 


Comming next month...

	"RAMBO.EXE" which will randomly display one of about 4 quotes.



carasso,
you love him,
you hate him,
your daughter will marry him
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Getting Girls
Date: 18 Dec 92 15:29:19 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Dec15.234201.14002@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>in k12.chat.senior, 
>Justin.Currie@f10.n3400.z1.fidonet.org (Justin Currie) writes:
>
>)WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN, DO YOU THINK 
>)YOU'RE GOD OR SOMETHING?  HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO A 
>)GIRL!!!  OR ARE YOU A COUPLE OF CHAUVENISTIC PIGS.  WELL TATA AND 
>)DON'T DISS US GIRLS.  
>)P.S.   THIS WAS NOT JUSTIN WRITING THIS WAS A FRIEND WHO HAPPENED TO 
>)SEE YOUR STUPID ASSED REPLY.
>
>
>the gentler sex, in full bloom and glory.
>

Wow, she sounds like the kind of girl my mum warned me about !

	   Andy, the kind of guy your mother warned you about.

-- 
  |      Andy  Cannon      | When the truth is found, to be lies. |
  | Misplaced Yorkshireman | And all the joy, within you dies.    |
  |  Spider Networks Ltd   | Don't you want somebody to love ?    |
  |  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |                   Jefferson Airplane |
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Zed <zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu>
Subject: ew
Summary: ok, true for an old value of last night
Reply-To: zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu
Organization: Liars for Truth
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 22:43:31 GMT

Last night I got a hand job in a bed with nice new green flannel
sheets.

This morning it looked like I'd left my dick in the fridge about three
weeks too long.

-- 
zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu                          I'm an anarchist, and I vote.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe)
Subject: Re: Sara Toga #1
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:13:35 GMT


  please.....i have not once, not ever, ever ever seen a pair of skiis
in the walkways. and i thank you for refreing to cathy and myself as
cute. i assure you that not all little skiddies are as cute as we are.
we keep our skiis where they belong....in the fire exits. doesn't that
bring yummy imagery to mind? CUTE LITTLE EENSY WEENSY BLACKENED
SKIDDIES! THEIR SCORCHED FLESH STINKING WITH THE SMELL OF BURNT
SKIIS!!!!

            LONG LIVE CUTE  LITTLE SKIDDIES!!!

							sioux
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ex
Date: 18 Dec 1992 00:10:27 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1992Dec17.015742.2876@cnsvax.uwec.edu> hirschgm@cnsvax.uwec.edu writes:
>
>Pictionary can be a strange game.  How many people do you know who think
>helicopters have chicken feet growing out of the back?  Needless to say, we
>lost.

If you keep posting (please do!  I love your wit), it would
be real nice if you would put a little Re: in front of all your
subject headers, so I can pick out your stuff easy.

Thanks.  

I really appreciate this, and can't tell you how much I love
your postings.  Keep it up!  Don't let those nasty people put
you down.  They're mean!

Curty
       o
       |
=======|=====Curty - WAR LORD OF THE WEST================>
       |
       o
       o
       |
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       |
       o
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: last night i dreamed i saw richard nixon (a kirov moment)
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Department of American Literature
Date: 17 Dec 92 13:48:32 CST


In article <1gqeplINNdto@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
> a-one-and-a-TWO-and-a-one-and-a-TWO!
> 
> he was kicking pigeons outside the berkeley bart.

kicking pigeons?!?!?!?!?!?
 no, no, no, Curtis.

Being shot by a sniper outside the Farragut West Metro is a Kirov moment.

jkc (comrade, you are no gelsey kirkland)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Tatoo: What do you think ?
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 03:53:02 GMT

in alt.personals, merenda@romulus.rutgers.edu (Kill Bon Jovi) writes:
)
)the BEST tattoo that i ever say on a woman was on someone that shaved
)her pubic hair. she had a tattoo of tweety bird pushing a lawnmower.
)it was great! 


DARPA DOLLARS AT WORK.

...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: Re: Holy Guacamole I'm Engaged
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 01:48:42 GMT

ranjit@unagi.cis.upenn.edu (Ranjit Bhatnagar) writes:

] mjd:
] >annie:
] >>engaged
] >why?
] 
] Orbital mind control lasers?
] 
] 	-r.
] 	 (it was JUST a sugGEStion...)
] 


these.  things.  happen.

take it from a man who became married in february. ya ha.


-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: two words. that's all.  can't get them out of my head.
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 08:21:52 GMT



Grunt Buggly




-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
From: sean@stat.tamu.edu (Sean Barrett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short song to 1-4-5 progression
Date: 19 Dec 1992 05:04:47 GMT
Organization: Texas A&M University, College Station, TX
NNTP-Posting-Host: stat.tamu.edu

When we're apart, I can only see your face
When we're together, I can only see your face
When we're apart, I only wish to see your face
When we're together, I only wish we were apart.

buzzard
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: And Rictus Hep was enlightened.
Date: 17 Dec 92 18:01:49 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


              "Wow!  It all makes perfect sense now."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Re: Detachable Penis
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 03:52:49 GMT

C.J. Silverio (cj@eno.esd.sgi.com) wrote:
: We all read "Processed World", don't we?
  Yup.

: And I hate to say it, but "Dilbert" too.  My friend Luis could
: be a poster child for the Dilbert opus "Build a Better Life by
: Stealing Office Supplies".
  I laughed at a Dilbert cartoon while at on my road trip at the 
Auburn office.  At the time I thought of posting it as an ssc.
  You have given me hope for myself.

  -- Clifton 

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Have a revelation, the first one's free/Soon to be addicted to eternity" - HMR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: RE: ssc (Re: Will I go to hell just for thinking this?)
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 15 Dec 92 19:31:07 CST


In article <1992Dec15.190241.24814@microsoft.com>, benth@microsoft.com (Ben) writes:
> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
> 
> >misanthropically ranting through Bellevue Square Christmas
> 
> >shopping for nephews and nieces I hardly know
> 
> 
> 
> Hey, Jeff - didja scope out the spiffy $300 faux grunge
> 
> clothes in Nordies?

I only go to Nordstrom for duck shoes (and, in DC, for cappucino and
muffins).

jkc (ok, so I lied. so the shirt I'm wearing as I type has a little
     Nordstrom sloop on it. so what?)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Simpsons Quote Program
From: glazier@isr.harvard.edu (Andrew Baker Glazier)
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 92 16:55:14 GMT
Organization: Harvard University, Cambridge, MA

Just wanted to tell you all that at ftp.cs.widener.edu 
                                 in pub/swbaker/simpsons 
there is a ZIPped IBM program called "Simp.Exe" which will randomly display
one of about 500 quotes from the show when run. 'index' in the same dir is
a list of other files there
-- 
"A horse! A horse! Somebody give me a horse, man, because|glazier@ 
I come to bury this dirtball, not to praise him. Whaddya |harvard.isr.edu
think I am? Whether it's nobler for the mind to make people suffer with all
these totally outrageous arrows arrows for a fortune, or what!" -- D.R.
From: annie@canetoad.UUCP (Picasso-puss)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Holy Guacamole I'm Engaged
Distribution: world
Date: 16 Dec 92 22:19:16 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love


Annie
--
I *really* have no joke here.

...uunet!canetoad!annie                          canetoad!annie@uunet.uu.net
From: operjfw@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Waldby)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: In Search Of
Date: 17 Dec 1992 04:39:34 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-12.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <1992Dec17.012959.29616@athena.mit.edu> dschmidt@athena.mit.edu  
(Dan Schmidt) writes:
> 
> So I was trying to think of the most long-winded sentence in a pop
> song.  Strings such as the Police'
> 
>   "I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing, I can't, I can't, I can't
>   stand losing, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing you"
> 
> have been proposed, but currently I think that the prize goes to the
> Buzzcocks'
> 
>   "Ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love, in love with
>   someone, ever fallen in love, in love with someone you shouldn't have
>   fallen in love with, fallen in love with, ever fallen in love with
>   someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with?"
> 
> Dfan;
> Commaicity.

--
operjfw@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald Oskoboiny)
Subject: Re: An Honest Question
Originator: gerald@gerald
Date: 17 Dec 92 21:47:38 GMT
Reply-To: gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com
Organization: Ministry of Noises

jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA) writes:

>mlsa@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL LAUREN SHERMAN) writes:
>>Just because I chew tobacco, keep an american flag in my room (because my
>>confederate one is at home), have a gun rack on my BMW (which I lovingly call
>>the general lee) drink JD and SoCo out of the bottle, wear flannel shirts and
>>say y'all does that make it OK for people to stereotype me as a hick?  I don't
>>think so, do you?
>
>No, but I think you'd do very well on "The Dukes of Hazzard".
>
>sol  |  Jesus was a carpenter, and damned if that's not bizarre
>-- 


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                                  INSERT COIN
From: jjh4@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JANE HORVATH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: short shameful confession
Date: 11 Dec 92 18:40:10 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University





    
--
From: afarrell@maths.tcd.ie (Andrew Farrell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Name dropping Short shameful confession
Date: 15 Dec 92 20:05:09 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Maths, Trinity College, Dublin, Ireland.

In 1986 MJD, under the psuedonym Jason, told me the frayed knot joke
for the first time, and it didn't change my life what-so-ever.

Andrew.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: china
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 00:53:53 GMT

although i am way too broke to entertain, i feel a strong need to have a
full compliment of china and silver. sterling has a nice feel to it and it
sure hurts more when someone throws a knife at you. 
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Bad News
Date: 17 Dec 92 22:03:16 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


I want to be GOY-HOTHOTS.

The God of lapsed Catholics who seduce fair Jewish maidens and then feed
them bacon and eggs for breakfast.
From: jws5@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JUSTIN WINSLOW SOLONYNKA)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How to have a wonderful time at other's expense.
Date: 15 Dec 92 02:59:47 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1992Dec10.204402.6435@telesciences.com>, srscnslt@telesciences.com (
SRS Consultant) writes:
>In article <Dec.7.14.34.37.1992.24056@math.rutgers.edu> jvogel@math.rutgers.edu
 (jeff vogel) writes:
>>If you're ever giving someone a ride and the seem slightly uncomfortable,
>>the next time you're approaching a light and it turns yellow, slam on
>>the gas and scream as loud as you can.
>>Works every time.
>>                                      - Jeff Vogel
>>                                      Rutgers Math

You have to have a windshield wiper on your back window for this...  drive
through a rural area really late at night, and just keep glancing in the
rear-view mirror.  When the people in the back seat turn around to find out
what your worried about, flip on the wipers and scream.

sol  |  sorry about the door
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Dr. Robert (BoB) Tech)
Subject: so far
Organization: The Flying Killfile Ranch
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 07:53:41 GMT

'm staring right between the eyes of a two-cup sunrise and the dawn
doesn't look as rosy as it used to.  three cups of cola to take the 
edge off the week, and i'm down to the lab.  work work work.  drone 
drone dron.

then it happens.  there's a door.

ok, you're thinking "there's a door.  big deal."  but it wasn't there
before.  it was a wall, just yesterday.  now it's a door.  nobody 
told me there was a door going in, so... the door comes as a bit of a 
shock.  i take my walkman off to observe the door in the white noise
of a busy computer room.  nothing goes unobserved when it's quiet.

the door is made of a dark wood.  looks older than me.  the air seems
quicker now.  don't ask, it's an impression.  the feeling of movement
when you stand still that makes you think time is passing faster. damn
door has carving on it.  flowers and some stuff, but it's rubbed almost
smooth.  time passes and the door stays there.  the knob is plastic but
looks almost like ivory.  
the hinges are old old cast iron.  

this is an
important door. 
-- 
if one falls on you,
we just carve your name on it
and leave it there...
mlegare@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: Oooo baby
X-Xxdate: Fri, 18 Dec 92 13: 31:11 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: Boyce Thompson Institute
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 13:24:30 GMT

In article <1grg17INN4b9@uwm.edu> The Crow of Desperation,
grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu writes:
>See what happens when you leave your terminal unattended....

But Mark, where were the cross-postings?  No sense going half-way?

.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
John Austin (jea1@cornell.edu)                                                 
Grafix 'R Us                                                 Beat me up, Scotty
Boyce Thompson Institute for Plant Research                                    
2473 562 2346the incredible shrinking .sig6917
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: _ is the _
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 17:20:17 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)


>I've got a hunch that Madonna is going to be the Wayne Newton of the '90s.
Can't 
>you see her Like a Virgin number playing in Vegas?  


When she's 50 years old.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Netnews time travel
Keywords: time travel
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 05:23:57 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.174126.10841@aio.jsc.nasa.gov> walker@superboy.jsc.nasa.gov writes:
|In article <schnitzi.72

||> >In article <goodin.723839794@sfu.ca>, goodin@fraser.sfu.ca (Charles Frederick Goodin) writes:
||> >|> Hey, I have noticed that some of the notes on this board
||> >|> were actually typed after now.  That is, in the future.

|Could someone go back in time to make sure that RDC parents never get
|together!

You're out of luck. The security around the X Industries labs
is too good for anyone to get through.



-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: Leary : :RECENT SIGHTING
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Nordstrom Shirt Wearers of America
Distribution: usa
Date: 15 Dec 92 19:35:48 CST


In article <1992Dec15.221110.14546@bradley.bradley.edu>, pwh@bradley.bradley.edu (Pete Hartman) writes:
> Liddy was the DA who first busted Leary on the East Coast, I believe
> at Millbrook.  He also hassled Leary some more later.  There are some
> really amusing quotes on both sides of the issue, but unfortunately
> I don't recall any.  The whole thing is described from Leary's viewpoint
> in _Flashbacks_, which is a pretty interesting document.

"Liddy is the village idiot... I'm his only friend."

			Timothy Leary, backstage at the Seattle Opera House,
			January 1992, probably miffed because Liddy hadn't
			had him on the radio show lately
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Fashion - Christmas 92 (was Re: Starcap'n Ra's t.b Christmas list)
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 07:45:18 GMT

[talk.bezoar]
In article <8945@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
>
>Long Dead	Out		In		Not Yet
>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
>black		earth tones	primary colors	shimmering irridescence

FORGET BLACK!   EVERYTHING BROWN!

Brown...

BROWN?

I don't think brown's your color!

							-- K.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt)
Subject: Real life 1
Organization: the act or process of organizing or of being organized
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 01:54:32 GMT


Possibly the last two words you want to hear from your father, who is
examining for the first time your new place of residence, and who has
also just been informed that said place of residence is also being
inhabited by your girlfriend:

"Hey!  Handcuffs!"

Dfan;
Oopsie.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: phil@eos.arc.nasa.gov (Phil Stone)
Subject: Re: In Search Of
Organization: What Hits?
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 02:51:33 GMT

Warning Joe English!   Warning Joe English!  Insipid song lyrics from the
early eighties follow...read at your own peril.  I repeat, READ AT YOUR
OWN PERIL!


In article <1992Dec17.012959.29616@athena.mit.edu> dschmidt@athena.mit.edu (Dan Schmidt) writes:
>So I was trying to think of the most long-winded sentence in a pop
>song.

I know I'm perverting what you mean completely, but I need to get this
off my chest; it's been bothering me for nearly ten years now.  It's
not even a sentence, it's a phrase:

"surely as Kilimanjaro rises like a leopard above the Serengeti."
	(Toto - "Down in Africa" or whatever it was called)

It's not absolutely long, by Buzzcock-standards, but it's decades
long, metrically-speaking.


		Phil (just like Haiku, only with lots more syllables)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Hey, PJ!
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:12:09 GMT

In article <1gl4t9INNg8n@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

|The correct way to answer a question like that is:
|"I elect to exercise my rights under AMENDMENT V of The Constitution of
| The United States of America, and respectfully decline to answer any
| questions at this time."

Gee, I thought it went something like:

"Sir, I stand on Section 31."

(Presuming the book I read many years ago had the right section number...)


-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"Data sheet: HSN-3000 Nuclear Event Detector. The [NED] senses the gamma
radiation pulse [from a] nuclear weapon." As if we wouldn't notice...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kimy@wam.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim)
Subject: Re: cathy's response to sioux's dildo
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 16:14:01 GMT

In article <BzB2p6.H7@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>It happened again.  mjd was in my dreams last night.  only this time
>he was more like Starcap n Ra described him.  He was not as tall, or
>dark and looked more like a student.


I thought mjd looked remarkably like a Hasidic Jew wearing that black
hat with the big black flowers attached.  I didn't quite have the
heart to tell him, though.



yong-mi
must ask plord about hair dyeing tips
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From: ssamaras@scott.skidmore.edu (susan samarasinghe)
Subject: Re: Sara Toga #2
Organization: Skidmore College, Saratoga Springs NY
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 18:32:46 GMT





    i want to slowly take off your clothes, and lick you, slowly,
carefully, teasingly, from your toes, up your legs, your chest, your
ears, until you are writhing in unbearable passion. like a good dog
should. 

						woof,

						siouxzy.
smile.
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