HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: slb3y@cc.usu.edu (Punk Rocketeer)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: zb: Weird Building Names...
Date: 11 Nov 92 00:40:03 GMT
Organization: Omega:  The Final Solution

In article <BxIEp1.K6y@acsu.buffalo.edu>,
v120qldp@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX) writes:
> Does any other school have buildings named after someone like ol' Millard?

     No, but Utah has a city named after him.  Fillmore used to be the
capitol of Utah, I am told.  I'm not up to speed on Utah history.
-- 
Patrick S. Clark | When the world's in trouble I am not slow.
Email is life!   | So it's hip-hip-hip and away I go!
Usual Disclaimer | (You should know this one.)
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From: saj@chinet.chi.il.us (Stephen Jacobs)
Subject: Re: The dead roommate myth...
Summary: No consideration at all at Northwestern
Organization: Chinet - Public Access UNIX
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 15:01:13 GMT

When I was TAing at Northwestern, one of my students was living with a guy
who had cancer.  He died, and the official response was to the effect that
her personal problems were none of our business.  I believe the professor
(the very much lamented Alan Hussey) allowed her to re-take the final the
next quarter and revised her grade accordingly.  But that was strictly his
choice.
                                Steve        saj@chinet.chi.il.us
From: slb3y@cc.usu.edu (Punk Rocketeer)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: The dead roommate myth...
Date: 12 Nov 92 08:59:21 MDT
Organization: Omega:  The Final Solution

In article <1992Nov12.001325.14520@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu>,
matthews@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Matt Sullivan) writes:
> According to the FAQ and "Curses! Broiled Again" it is false. Brunvand
> says that she has received many notes from college students claiming
            ^^^
     Holy Mexican Pet, Batman!  Jan Harold Brunvand is a WOMAN!  So
that picture of the mustached man that runs with the syndicated urban
legend column is a photo of a STAND-IN!

     It must be part of some Trilateral Commission plot to hide the
truth of the 4.0 legend so they can take advantage of it for their
children only.  Now if I can just tie in fraternities and Ted Frank,
I'll finally understand the scope of the plot!
-- 
Patrick S. Clark | "You can think of Tyrannosaurus rex as the
Email is life!   |  8,000-pound roadrunner fnord hell."
Usual disclaimer | Bob Bakker in A&E's _Dinosaur_ series
From: dbucher@ocf.berkeley.edu (Daniel Bucher)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: grout police
Date: 6 Nov 1992 05:49:27 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: earthquake.berkeley.edu

In article <1d6ouoINNg1t@uwm.edu> thanatop@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Brian Donald Jacobson) writes:

>on the second floor of Mitchell Hall the men's restroom...creative
>vandalism...Inbetween the tiles...
>were 1/4 wide grout tracks in which a lot of them had
>been filled with "grout" titles and word plays. Some that I can remember are:
>Groutful Dead...Grout grief, Charlie Brown, grout balls of fire, grout sex
>is better than no sex, grout expectations, etc. 


Hey! We had the same thing at UC Santa Barbara, in the men's restroom on the 
ground floor of Phelps Hall. I thought it was really cool (I get off on these
sorts of things :)  ). They were there as of last June, anyways. I was
quite pleased to also find them here (Berkeley) when I transferred!

Some i remember:
congroutulations,
grout fishing in america,
grout it out,
etc.

-dan
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
From: ags@seaman.cc.purdue.edu (Dave Seaman)
Subject: Re: leopold and loeb
Organization: Purdue University
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 22:36:54 GMT

In article <nwc1-081192134654@sl-mac-9.rh.uchicago.edu>  
nwc1@midway.uchicago.edu (N.W. Choe) writes:
> Ha! I did some pretty extensive amateur information gathering/research
> on the whole Leopold and Loeb case. Did you know that Clarence Darrow  
(as
> in the Snopes monkey trial [Scopes? Who's Scopes?, it must be Snopes if
> it's true]) prosecuted them? 
              ^^^^^^^^^^
It's not true. Darrow *defended* Leopold and Loeb. Everyone else wanted  
their scalps, but Darrow, who opposed the death penalty, had them plead  
guilty because he thought it was the best chance to spare their lives. It  
worked, but Darrow took a lot of flack from people who thought he had  
"sold out."

--
Dave Seaman
ags@seaman.cc.purdue.edu
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
From: wpmadden@eos.ncsu.edu (Bill Madden)
Subject: Re: interesting architecture
Organization: North Carolina State University
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 18:44:07 GMT

In article <1992Nov11.151658.21920@ncsu.edu> davison@unity.ncsu.edu (John Davison) writes:
>Bill Madden forgot the legend that the dome on the library at UNC-Chapel Hill
>sports a dunce cap when viewed from the Chancellor's office window.
>
>Seems the guy who gave the money for the bell tower had wanted to donate to 
>the library, but got turned down for whatever reason. So he decided he'd give 
>the school a bell tower, but on the conditions that he design it and determine 
>its location. That's why the library in Chapel Hill wears a dunce cap....

Have not heard of that one. The belltower is named Morehead-Patterson.
I guess Patterson would be "the guy" if the above is true, as UNC would
and does bend over backwards for John Motley Morehead $

Also the Chapel Hill belltower is newer than the one here at NCSU, though
the one here took nearly 20 years to complete. Color changes in the granite
show the different stages.

Wm

-- 
Bill Madden
wpmadden@eos.ncsu.edu
No icon tact
From: downec@crockett1b.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Stevan Downey)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: THE SMILEY FACE AND C3
Date: 11 Nov 92 22:32:39 GMT
Reply-To: downec@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.

OK, LET'S PUT THIS THING TO REST.

I DON'T KNOW WHO PUT THE SMILEY FACE 
ON THE JEC WALKWAY, BUT I DO KNOW WHO
PUT THE 'C3' THERE.

IT WASN'T CARY 3 AND IT WASN'T THE DARK
KNIGHTS.

CARY AND BRAY ARE GEEKS.  THEY WOULD 
THINK OF ANYTHING TO DO BESIDES PROGRAM
A COMPUTER OR SOMETHING GAY LIKE THAT.

I'M NOT SAYING I DID IT BUT I AM SAYING
THAT I KNOW FOR SURE WHO DID IT.

CROCKETT 3. . .end of subject.

CSD
From: oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: Pranks
Date: 12 Nov 92 23:54:40 GMT
	<1992Nov12.090943.20234@muddcs.claremont.edu>
	<1992Nov12.161543.1072@panix.com>
Organization: University of Massachusetts at Amherst


In article <1992Nov12.161543.1072@panix.com> fnord@panix.com (Cliff Heller) writes:

> In <1992Nov12.090943.20234@muddcs.claremont.edu> omitchel@jarthur.claremont.edu (Ocie *crow* Mitchell) writes:
[ Is this the right attribution?  If not, a big wet "Sorry" goes to
  whomever actually wrote this ]

>>Now this is all well and good, but turning all the furniture upside-down.  Now
>>there's a prank worthy of mention :P

> only if you place the carpeting on the celing and a chandelier "hanging"
> from the floor.

  If, of course, you bolt all the furniture to the ceiling will this
only be A Great Prank (TM).

Big :)'s

--
Tig Stone 
(oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu)
From: keith@cco.caltech.edu (Keith Allan Schneider)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: Pranks
Date: 12 Nov 1992 08:49:15 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: punisher.caltech.edu

cwilbur@polar.bowdoin.edu (Charlton Wilbur) writes:

>Aardvark says:

>>Boy Charlton, you are one crazy, wacky guy! How did you ever come up with
>>the great idea of turning things upside down? That is so incredifucking 
>>funny!  Thanks for being you!

>Had I wanted a flame, I would have purchased a disposable lighter. Get a
>life. Find something else to do with your time.

>Charlton

Hey you deserved it.  Not only did you describe your ingenious prank at
length, but you also went on to say that you don't recommend that others
try this dangerous stunt, because it is unlikely that they have partial
mailboxes in the music department...

keith
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
From: jreese@leland.Stanford.EDU (james reese)
Subject: Re: Pranks
Organization: DSG, Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 05:18:02 GMT

Group!
	I may have missed some of the beginning of this thread, but I have a good college prank to tell:
	Some aquaintances of mine had a roommate who suddenly became quite
enamored and intimate with a woman of the female persuasion. After a few weeks of this, his roomates decided that *something* must be done: To wit, one
cold December day in Cambridge they moved his entire bedroom suite out into the courtyard--the passage which leads to the dining room for all 350 people who
live in the House (dorm). As soon as they had finished the task (which, I might add, included his bed, dresser, nightstand, alarm clock and bookshelf), it began snowing. By the time the hapless roomie arrived, his erstwhile bedroom was
immersed in several inches of snow. To his credit, however, he proceeded with
the utmost calm and confidence to slip under his bedcovers and attempt to sleep, amidst the snow and passers-by. His roommates came out and gave him a standing ovation, and then proceeded to carry him, and his bed, back up to the 3rd floor.

	Just thought you might like to know.

Jim!
From: matthews@lynx.dac.northeastern.edu (Matt Sullivan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: The dead roommate myth...
Date: 12 Nov 92 00:13:25 GMT
Organization: Northeastern University, Boston, MA. 02115, USA

In article <dsblack.721519445@vincent2.iastate.edu> dsblack@iastate.edu (Vilkata TDK) writes:
>In <1992Nov11.210706.26588@hubcap.clemson.edu> cyclist@hubcap.clemson.edu (Barry Johnson) writes:
>
>
>>Does anyone out there know of any college or university that supports
>>the (some think mythological) rule that if your roommate commits
>>suicide, you will automatically be given a 4.00 GPA for the semester?
>
>I've heard several versions of this here at Iowa State.  I'm sure one (maybe
>more) of them is true, but I couldn't tell you which:
>1.) If your roommate dies, you get an automatic 4.0
>2.) If your roommate dies, you get an automatic 3.0
>3.) If your roommate dies, you get an automatic whatever-you're-getting-in-the-
>    class-so-far.
>4.) If a really close friend dies, one of the first three theories applies.
>
>Of course, several of us have talked of killing our roommates so we can sleep
>all day and get good grades.
>
>And my roommate said that if some guy on our floor died, he'd claim to be his
>lover if it'd get him the grades!  (He's heterosexual, but I think he really
>would claim that to get the grades.  Hell, even _I_ might!)
>-- 
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>|    V I L K A T A     T . D . K .         ------dsblack@iastate.edu------    |
>|         If you know what my name refers to, email me!  I forgot!            |
>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

According to the FAQ and "Curses! Broiled Again" it is false. Brunvand
says that she has received many notes from college students claiming
that this is true at their school. But, upon further investigation, all
prove to be false. 

BTW, according to Brunvand, Murder isn't an automatic 4.0 in most versions.



                  Matt Sullivan  Northeastern University
                    MatthewS@Lynx.Crc.Northeastern.Edu

                  --  Go U.Maine Black Bear Hockey!  --
From: st910158@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: interesting architecture
Date: 13 Nov 92 00:17:17 GMT
Reply-To: st910158@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University

About Brandeis: The whole school used to be a medical/veterinary school and 
somebody realized that some parts of the Castle used to be a morgue. Ther
There are rooms there now...The rooms there also have "Wall cancer" that 
bubbles out of the walls and is very disgusting and doesn't add to the 
ambiance or the smell very well.
				Karin N.
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
From: nwc1@midway.uchicago.edu (N.W. Choe)
Subject: leopold and loeb
Followup-To: alt.folklore.college
Organization: Beaver Consulting Co.
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 20:04:13 GMT

Ha! I did some pretty extensive amateur information gathering/research
on the whole Leopold and Loeb case. Did you know that Clarence Darrow (as
in the Snopes monkey trial [Scopes? Who's Scopes?, it must be Snopes if
it's true]) prosecuted them? Also, Leopold wrote an autobiography (duh)
telling of the whole thing. It's in the Regenstein Library (mentioned
in an earlier thread as being potentially radioactive). At any rate,
Leopold and Loeb each got 99 years plus life sentences for committing the
two crime punishable in Illinois by death. Loeb was murdered in prison, but
Leopold was released in 1971. I think on the 27th of August. Darrow was
pretty good to keep them alive.

There is also a movie playing at the Music Box Theatre in Chicago about the
two, and their alleged homosexuality. Leopold denied this, saying that it
was all a fabrication in prison to explain Loeb's murder.

	Some books on the subject (to those with really good resources).

HV6248    Leopold, Nathan Freudenthal, 1904 or 5-1971.
.L43A30   Life plus 99 years. Introd. by Erle Stanley Gardner. [1st ed.]
 Gen        Garden City, N. Y., Doubleday, 1958.
          381 p. 25 cm.
          Circulation Status: not charged; if not on shelf, place
                              search request at circulation desk.
          ICU Number: 81-203 072

KB915     Darrow, Clarence Seward, 1857-1938.
.D25P7    The plea of Clarence Darrow, August 22nd, 23rd & 25th, MCMXXIIII,
1924        in defense of Richard Loeb and Nathan Leopold, jr., on trial
 Law        for murder. Authorized and rev. ed., together with a brief
            summary of the facts. Chicago : R.F. Seymour, c1924.
          2 p. l., 3-121 p. ; 20 cm.
          The defendants were tried in the Criminal court of Cook county,
            Illinois, for the kidnaping for ransom and for the murder of
            Robert Franks.
          LAW COPY SHELVED IN LAW RARE BOOK COLLECTION.

          FRANKS, ROBERT, 1909 OR 10-1924.
          Loeb, Richard A., 1905 or 6-1936.
          Leopold, Nathan Freudenthal, 1904 or 5-1971.
          Cook county (Ill.). Criminal court.


N.W. Choe, nwc1@midway.uchicago.edu
5454 South Shore Drive, Suite 318
Chicago, IL 60615
312.702.4605
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
From: okes@essex.ac.uk (Simon Oke)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: leopold and loeb some more
Date: 10 Nov 92 13:20:22 GMT
	<nwc1-081192140327@sl-mac-9.rh.uchicago.edu>
Followup-To: alt.folklore.college
Organization: Department of Computer Science, University of Essex, UK.
In-reply-to: nwc1@midway.uchicago.edu's message of 8 Nov 92 20:07:21 GMT

In article <nwc1-081192140327@sl-mac-9.rh.uchicago.edu> nwc1@midway.uchicago.edu (N.W. Choe) writes:
| In article <1992Nov8.190219.26644@midway.uchicago.edu>,
| wag5@quads.uchicago.edu (john peter wagner) wrote:
| > 
| > 	There were two young and rather intelligent students here a
| > while back who in the line of following Nietzsche's ideas kidnapped
| > and killed a local lab school student.  I think it was for a class
| > or to please their teacher. Anyone with full details?
|
| By the way, there's also a movie around the 1950's called "Compulsion". Not
| accurate to the true story, but a good idea nonetheless. By the way, they
| weren't playing around with Nietzsche, it was just a joke on their part or
| something, which was blown up by the press.

I believe the reason they gave for committing the murder was that they did
it 'for kicks'.

--
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From: kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Jason Balicki (KodaK))
Subject: Re: THE SMILEY FACE AND C3
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 00:08:18 GMT

In article <sbq1apb@rpi.edu> downec@rpi.edu writes:
>OK, LET'S PUT THIS THING TO REST.
>
>I DON'T KNOW WHO PUT THE SMILEY FACE 
>ON THE JEC WALKWAY, BUT I DO KNOW WHO
>PUT THE 'C3' THERE.
>
>IT WASN'T CARY 3 AND IT WASN'T THE DARK
>KNIGHTS.
>
>CARY AND BRAY ARE GEEKS.  THEY WOULD 
>THINK OF ANYTHING TO DO BESIDES PROGRAM
>A COMPUTER OR SOMETHING GAY LIKE THAT.
>
>I'M NOT SAYING I DID IT BUT I AM SAYING
>THAT I KNOW FOR SURE WHO DID IT.
>
>CROCKETT 3. . .end of subject.
>
>CSD


ARE YOU RELATED TO BIFFF?  YOU KNOW IF
YOU TYPE SHIFT-C= KEYS TOGETHER YOU
WILL GO OUT OF CAPS - ONLY MODE.
ALSO, IF YOU DON"T PRESS RETURN UNTIL 
AFTER YOUR LINE WRAPS ONCE NOBODY WILL
KNOW YOU ARE USING A C=64!!!1

THANX-
   RALPH BIFFS FIRST COUSIN!
   (I CAN SPELL BETTER THAN BIFF!)

--Jason Balicki :) :) :) :)
kodak@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 06:07:18 EST
From: <DEY101@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: BGSU Architecture

I'm not claiming that we have the best, but there are a few interesting
things about ours:

One that I find very humourus is that the arch. engineers at Penn state
who designed Hammond building screwed up so bad that when the plans
were reviewed by some higher authority (don't ask who, I don't know), the
accreditation for that major was revoked here.

Note: I belive that this may have been due to in part that the original
      plan had to be greatly modified. From my sources, the building was
      to originally built vertically, but had to be built horizontally
      due to the fact that it was too tall or local building codes and
      the like.  As is now the complex is aprox. 3 blocks long. One of
      the worst problems is to get from one side to the other you must
      go via an outside route!

Another rumor reported here is that our East Halls dorm complex is the
largest in the free world. Reportedly there is one slightly larger in
the former U.S.S.R. It is also reported that this used to be a prison
complex. (sheesh go figure, and you thought *this* was prison)
  Gives new meaning to the analogy Penn State = state pen!! :-)


===============================================================================
   ---> Merlin <---       |   It's not the length of the wand that matters,
                          |       - it's the magic that's in the stick.
->DEY101@PSUVM            |
From: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Rosaleen Dhu)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: interesting architecture
Date: 10 Nov 92 01:54:51 GMT
Reply-To: st923058@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University


	Well, Brandeis has a Castle on campus. It's gorgeous outside, but
inside it's really heinous. (It's dorms.) But the common room, known as
the Castle Commons, still looks a bit like a medieval hall. They put in
ughly grey carpeting, but they couldn't do anything about the fantastic
high ceilings, and they didn't rip out the fireplace :)
	My dorm, Pomerantz Hall, is not architecturally interesting. (Most
of Brandeis' buildings' architecture might be best described as Early
'40s Modern Ughly.) But inside, it has a. the narrowest corridors on
campus b. lots of furry and chitinous little friends and c. waffle ceilings
(the ceilings have square white holes in them, so that looking up at them
is like staring at a giant albino waffle.) Man, is it depressing.
	There's not really any interesting folklore that I know of yet. We
do have this one pond, which has a drainage problem and therefore looks
and smells rather weird. It is populated by ducks, and the joke runs that
the pond's drainage is so bad that the algae have mutated into radioactive
organisms and if you go by at night you'll see the ducks glowing faintly <:)
I've never noticed.
					Rosaleen Dhu
From: nasadk@vccnw01.its.rpi.edu (Kristopher Martin Nasadowski)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: THE SMILEY FACE AND C3
Date: 13 Nov 92 18:58:22 GMT
Reply-To: nasadk@rpi.edu
Organization: Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, Troy, NY.

In article <OLDMAN.92Nov11201749@titan.ucc.umass.edu>, oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Tig Stone) writes:
|> 
|> In article <sbq1apb@rpi.edu> downec@crockett1b.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Stevan Downey) writes:
|> 
|> > OK, LET'S PUT THIS THING TO REST.
|> 
|> > I DON'T KNOW WHO PUT THE SMILEY FACE 
|> > ON THE JEC WALKWAY, BUT I DO KNOW WHO
|> > PUT THE 'C3' THERE.
|> 
|> 	REALLY?  THAT"S SHURE GREAT |)00|)!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!111!!
|> 
|> > IT WASN'T CARY 3 AND IT WASN'T THE DARK
|> > KNIGHTS.
|> 
|> > CARY AND BRAY ARE GEEKS.  THEY WOULD 
|> > THINK OF ANYTHING TO DO BESIDES PROGRAM
|> > A COMPUTER OR SOMETHING GAY LIKE THAT.
|> 
|> > I'M NOT SAYING I DID IT BUT I AM SAYING
|> > THAT I KNOW FOR SURE WHO DID IT.
|> 
|> > CROCKETT 3. . .end of subject.
|> 
|> > CSD
|> 
|> Honestly, you don't need to yell.  My ears are falling off now.  And
|> may I ask, Are you a freshman?  

Really, Mr. Stone.... you needn't ask if he's a freshman, for it should be
plainly obvious. First we get one who can't control wordwrap and now one
who can't control caps-lock. 

I heard a nasty runor that it was from people somewhere between rooms
310 and 320, or somewhere in that range. But I have been sworn to secracy.

|> Tig Stone
|> (oldman@titan.ucc.umass.edu)
|> ...Programming a Computer or something gay like that.

Hmmmm..... Mr. Downey, should I ask all my friends who program if they
are gay? That's the implication I get from what you say, and honestly I
don't care for it..... besdies, would YOU ask a 250 pound football player
that's programming if HE was gay?

Nazman
<nasadk@rpi.edu>
From: cwilbur@polar.bowdoin.edu (Charlton Wilbur)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.college
Subject: Pranks
Date: 11 Nov 1992 22:52:23 -0600
Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway
NNTP-Posting-Host: cs.utexas.edu

IMHO, a good prank involves three things:

1) Something that will elicit a smile or an amused reaction from _anyone_,
not just the folks involved;

2) A bit of creativity;

3) The willingness to undo whatever you've done.

Case in point: I'm a music major, and I work in our music library on Saturday
nights. (This is necessary to the prank.) One of the professors' offices is
right near the music library; also, this prof, although he's been here almost
ten years now, has never had his name plate permanently affixed to his door.
People would go by and randomly take it out of the groove it was in on the
door and turn it upside down.

I went in Saturday night. I passed by the door and noticed that - horror of
horrors! - somebody had screwed the name plate to the door. It wasn't the
prof, since he was quite amused by the whole affair. So I went through the
first floor, turning several things upside down. A screwdriver came in handy:
I removed the name plate, turned it upside down, and screwed it back to the
door. There was a bulletin board next to his door: I turned every poster,
every photograph, and everything else on it upside down. I even found that the
music library sign was flippable. 

This was amusing. I did nothing that could not have been undone; anyone that
went through and noticed more than one would have seen a pattern and been
amused; and, if I had been asked (because the prof was fully aware that I had
done it) I would have cheerfully undone everything. 

(An important note: don't do this to any random professor! I know the music
department well. I've even got part of a mailbox in the music office. I know
their senses of humor. That's the most important part.)

Charlton Wilbur
cwilbur@polar.bowdoin.edu


upside down.