From: newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Newton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: figure it out for yourself, college boys
Date: 31 Aug 92 06:14:22 GMT
Organization: University of Adelaide, South Australia

In article <1992Aug29.081108.2347@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
>In article <8359@sirius.ucs.adelaide.edu.au> newton@iagu.itd.adelaide.edu.au (Mark Newton) writes:
>>
>>My dear lady:  You, in particular, don't have anything worthwhile to say.
>
>au contraire.  i am a) not a lady

Oh, how predictable.   Yawnies.

> and b) have said
>one of the very few worthwhile things to be said
>in this newsgroup for a very very long time.  YOU,
>i suppose, were hoping for some more HOOTERS.

No, Gypsy.  "HOOTERS" is one of the "To be avoided" topics.
I would have thought, however, that that would have been one
of your favorite topics, given your obsession with your large
breasts.

>if you find hooters more worthwhile than the

Yes, Gypsy:  "If".  "If" is a very powerful word, no?

It's all very well for you to launch a tirade of indignation at a
figment of your imagination, but just remember that it's _your_
imagination that the vitriol is directed at.  Autosadomasochism
is a word that springs immediately to mind.

>well-deserved anger of a woman who would like to go 
>through just ONE day without being exposed to the
>kind of sophomoric insensitive demeaning CRAP that
>is constantly spewed into t.b by post-pubescent
>geeks whose last brain cell has been hopelessly
>mutated by testosterone poisoning, buy yourself a
>strip joint and keep yourself busy enough that you
>NEVER post to t.b again.

If you find that t.b is not your cup of tea, then why bleat
about it at me?  Why tell me to "NEVER post to t.b again"
when the solution is intimately connected with the contents
of the "talk.bizarre" line in your .newsrc?  Believe me, the
last thing that I want to hear about is your pathetic whinings
about how you'd like t.b to be.

>goddammit, i'm PISSED OFF.  someone went to the
>trouble of creating alt.feminism, and the FIRST
>GODDAMN POST THERE was from some IGNORANT WOMAN-
>HATING FUCK who thought he was being funny.  so

Oh, really, Gypsy:  My heart bleeds.  <yawn>

>i unsubscribe and i go back to talk.bizarre, and
>my killfile kills 20 posts from that rectum 
>carasso and damn near everything i read is about
>hooters or dykes or how ugly feminists are, i'm
>wearing out my goddamn K key and i can't kill
>it all, there's too fucking much of it. 

Oh dear, the weight of the burden that is talk.bizarre is
obviously overcoming you.  Pah!  Your loss.

>this net HATES WOMEN and i figure if the whole fucking
>net is going to hate me then i am going to give
>it a goddamn good reason.

The whole fucking net hates watching "The Golden Girls" on TV too,
but I don't see many protest letters being sent into the television
stations.  Instead, I see thousands of people who don't turn on
The Golden Girls.  It's your choice, Gypsy.  Sure, you've been here
for much longer than I have, but that doesn't disqualify you from
actually unsubscribing from the group, does it?

>put me in your killfile, sweetie.  i dare you.

Nada.

>i've got half the goddamn net in mine, and it's
>not half near enough.

Well put the rest of the fucking net into the kill file, for god's sake!
Don't whine to me about it!  Really, Gypsy, I just don't care!

>>Tell me:  Do you have trouble getting along with people in real life?
>
>no.  in real life, 99.9 percent of men don't have the
>cojones to shit in public.

Whereas you would have no qualms about downing your pants (and we 
know who wears the pants in _your_ family) in the middle of the mall
and taking a dump, eh?

>i get laid every night by my gorgeous husband,
>who looks like bono's younger blonder brother
>bobo, has an ass that camille claudel could
>have sculpted, can bench press his own weight,
>and gets it up in a light breeze.  since he
>actually LIKES women, i don't have any trouble
>relating to him at all.

Woman.  Feminist.  Can _you_ spot the difference?

I didn't think you could.

>i DO only fuck men who actually like women, you
>know.  a girl's gotta have SOME standards.

Yeah.  Standard moans, standard gripes, standard complaining lines that
I really don't give a shit about.  Think of all the consequences that
my listening to your diatribe could achieve.  Then ask yourself if one
of those consequences would ever change my outlook on life, or whether
any of them have even the slightest potential to ruin my day.

In case you don't care either, the answer to both questions is "no".

>>May you die with dignity [tm - The Henry]
>
>may you die at the hands of a horde of angry
>feminista bulldykes armed with potato peelers.

So that's your vision of my demise?  Fine.  Believe it if it makes
you feel comfortable.  I suppose that you have to stick to your
fantasies as the crushing onslaught of reality blows you aside into
the mire of hopelessness.

But it'll never happen, of course. Surely you don't think that someone
who hates women as much as I do would be caught dead within visual
range of the bitches? [*]

   - mark

[*] Sarcasm alert, for those devoid of wit.
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