From: Gil Yee <gyee@silver.ucs.indiana.edu>
Subject: (none)
Organization: Indiana University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 07:02:47 GMT


FrCourtesy: : ssowder utilities

Someone mentioned compiling a list of pick-up lines, so I decided to dredge up
this file from my archives.  I have no idea who deserves credit.

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	While she toured the U.S., Shere Hitte collected "lines" that
men liked to use from 30 colleges in 20 states.  This was sent out over
the VAX in an effort to show women just how creative (and scummy) men can
get and to show men which ones have already been used (let's see some 
originality out there gentlemen).  Enjoy!

"What do you mean you're going home without sleeping with me?!  You put
on your come-fuck-me pumps and your tight jeans and spend all evening
looking at me with your please-take-me-to-bed eyes and you wait till
now to change your mind???"

"Would you like some affection?"

"It's the will of God."

"I bought you a beer."

"We've been friends for so long -- we know almost everyting about each 
other.  What difference could it make, except to heighten our friendship?"

"If we sleep together we can get rid of this sexual tension in our
friendship."

"I just want to hold you all night."

"Let's merge."

"Do you have your diaphragm in?"

"What do you mean you're going home?  What a tease!"

"I'm x years old.  I can't believe I'm x years old and still a virgin."
                                                       -----
"Usually the first person I see in the morning is me -- in the mirror.
How would you feel if I said that I'd like tomorrow to be different?"

"Should I call you or nudge you tomorrow."

"So...uh...how do you like your eggs?"

"I've never done this before, I knew you were the one."

"My balls hurt."

"So...are you game?"

"I just want to make you feel good."

"I just want to show you how much I love you."

"If there is a nuclear war tomorrow, you will die without ever having had
sex with me."

"There's a rumor around school that you are a lesbian."

"If you love me, prove it."

"Well???" (tacky)

"Want to watch the sun rise?"

"Do you want to be called for breakfast or should I just blow in your ear?"

"I think you are beautiful...I'd like to make love.  (However, truly, I 
only say this when I feel it's true)."

"But it'll be so good..."

"The way I see it is that our sex life is only so long, we may as well 
live it up now."

"Do you want to exchange massages"

"But I could teach you so much..."

"I've been taking all these women's studies courses and I'm confused about
my sexuality."

"Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?"

"Are you on the pill?"

"Want to come up and see my rock collection?" (Told by a geology major)

"I like your legs... I'd like them better up in the air."

"You know you want it."

He: Do you want to go get a pizza, go back to my place, and then fuck till
    our ears bleed?
She: No!
He: What's the matter?  Don't you like pizza?

"I could tell you I really like you for your intelligence, your wit, and 
your personality.  But I'm honest...let's have sex."

"I'm collecting pubic hairs.  May I have one of yours?"

"I'm gay but I'm not sure.  I guess I'm questioning.  Do you think you 
could help?"

"May I examine your private parts?"

"Would you like to come back to my place for a drink and a fuck, or don't
you drink?"

He: Want to dance?
She: No.
He: Well, I guess a blow job's out of the question.

"If you loved me you would" (an oldie, but a goodie)

"What do you think about two people who are close friends?  I mean, do you
think they can have sex and it won't affect their friendship?"

"If you don't I'll tell everyone that you did."

He: Do you want to dance?
She: No.
He: Do you want to have sex?
She: No.
He: Neither do I, let's get it over with.

He: Can I buy you a drink?
She: No, but I'll take the two dollars.

"I love you."

"You need it."

"I've never been in love like this before.  You're special, not like the
rest."

"I'll still respect you in the morning."

"Oh, come on...you want it as much as I do."

"Let's go up to my room and smoke some pot." (passe)

"Let's get away from the crowd."

"Will you rub my back?"

"Wanna see my marble collection."

"Ever heard the 1812 overture on compact disk?"
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"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"I think I'm in love, but you'll do for tonight."

"My roomate's gone for the weekend.  I'll move the beds together if you'll
keep me company."

"Could you do me a favor?  I'm curious to see how you kiss."

"I've been stuck on the farm for a month -- could you help me out?"

"My zipper is reaching critical mass."