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From: dumont@dumont.b24b.ingr.com (Rich Dumont)
Subject: Tractor Handyman's Special
Keywords: Tractor
Organization: Intergraph
Distribution: hsv.forsale,ingr.forsale
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 18:10:51 GMT



  Handyman's Special:
 
  One vintage 1971 Yardman Lawn Tractor
  
  Needs carb. adjustment but does run well. Also could use new
  battery.

  Have extra set of blades NO bagger or chute. 8HP but very strong 3 speeds and 
  reverse. Good tires etc. It's well made, you can stand on the fenders 
  and hood its made of steel.

  Asking $75 or best offer.

  Must come and take away I don't have a truck.

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 Intergraph Corporation       Phone:     (205)730-8019
 Huntsville, AL 35894-0001    Disclaimer:I speak for myself not Intergraph
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Newsgroups: hsv.forsale,ingr.forsale
From: bass@ranger.ingr.com (Ronnie Grimes)
Subject: Misc. Items For Sale
Keywords: Truck, Rowing Machine, Class III Hitch, Mag Wheels, Humminbird, Reel, Rod
Reply-To: bass@ranger.b11.ingr.com
Organization: Intergraph Corporation
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 13:24:02 GMT

		FOR SALE

	1985 Chevrolet Silverado Pickup
		o 305 V8 engine
		o Air Conditioning
		o Power - windows, door locks, steering
		o Stereo AM/FM Cassette
		o Excellent Condition
		o Must see to appreciate
		o Best offer over $5500
		o Local (Albertville) car dealer estimated 
		  value at $6,000
	
	PRECOR 620E rowing machine
		o Has microprocessor that keeps track of time, 
		  strokes/minute, and total number of strokes.
		o I have used around a dozen times.
		o Cost: over $400 
		o Asking: $100 OBO

	Valley brand Class III Hitch (2 inch tubing)
		o Fits: 67 - 87 Chevrolet Pickup and 72 Carry-All
		o Load capacity: 5000 lbs. undistributed
		 	        10000 lbs. distributed
		o I bought this hitch to go on my pickup and never used it.
		o All mounting hardware comes with hitch.
		o Cost: Over $150 from Sears
		o Asking: $85

	15" Mag Wheels that fit some GMC products
		o I think the brand is Western or American Racing
		o Asking $125

	Humminbird Electronics
		o In-Dash Flasher $100
		o LCR 400 $90
		o Both units are in perfect working order and have been
		  used very little

	Team Daiwa Baitcaster (TD2-Hi)
		o Brand New still in the box
		o Wal-Mart Price $129.41 (includes tax)
		o First $100 gets it........

	Team Daiwa Rod (Larry Nixon Wormin and Jiggin) Medium/Heavy
		o IM6 blank
		o Wal-Mart price Approx. $65 (includes tax)
		o First $50 gets it.........


	If you would like further information or would like to look at any of these
	items, please send e-mail to bass@ranger.b11.ingr.com or call one of the 
	following numbers and ask for Ronnie Grimes.
	Hm. 1-205-878-0881 After 6:00 p.m.
	Wk. 730-6667
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: rich@troll1.msfc.nasa.gov (Rich Krum)
Subject: Okidata 93 printer for sale
Reply-To: rich@troll1.msfc.nasa.gov
Organization: Boeing Computer Support Services
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 15:32:06 GMT

Printer is in perfect condition with manuals, serial I/O
adapter card, spare ribbbons, etc.  Uses parallel or serial
I/O as desired.

Wide-carriage, 9-pin head, uses low-cost spool ribbons.
Has dust cover.

Would like around $100 for it--
E-mail offers, will reply to all

--Rich
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From: Leah.Wesolowski@umagic.FIDONET.ORG (Leah Wesolowski)
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
Subject: Re: Moving Sale
Date: Thu,  7 Jan 93 00:48:46 CST
Organization: Micro Magic

Have you sold the dresser yet? Do you have a chest o' drawers to match?
How big is the diningroom table? What is it made of?
Call Leah 852-0301
Thanks



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 = Micro Magic, 830-2362,  Alabama's Usenet/Fidonet gateway.
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Newsgroups: ingr.forsale,hsv.forsale
From: bass@ranger.ingr.com (Ronnie Grimes)
Subject: Fishing Equipment and Misc. Items For Sale
Keywords: Fishing Equipment, Truck, Class III Hitch, Mag Wheels
Reply-To: bass@ranger.b11.ingr.com
Organization: Intergraph Corporation
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 13:38:55 GMT



				FOR SALE



	Humminbird Electronics
		o In-Dash Flasher $100
		o LCR 400 $90
		o Both units are in perfect working order and have been
		  used very little

	Team Daiwa Baitcaster (TD2-Hi)
		o Brand New still in the box
		o Wal-Mart Price $129.41 (includes tax)
		o First $100 gets it........

	Team Daiwa Rod (Larry Nixon Wormin and Jiggin) Medium/Heavy
		o IM6 blank
		o Wal-Mart price Approx. $65 (includes tax)
		o First $50 gets it.........

	1985 Chevrolet Silverado Pickup
		o 305 V8 engine
		o Air Conditioning
		o Power - windows, door locks, steering
		o Stereo AM/FM Cassette
		o Excellent Condition
		o Must see to appreciate
		o Best offer over $5500
		o Local (Albertville) car dealer estimated 
		  value at $6,000
	
	Valley brand Class III Hitch (2 inch tubing)
		o Fits: 67 - 87 Chevrolet Full Size Pickup and 72 Carry-All
		o Load capacity: 5000 lbs. undistributed
		 	        10000 lbs. distributed
		o I bought this hitch to go on my pickup and never used it.
		o All mounting hardware comes with hitch.
		o Cost: Over $150 from Sears
		o Asking: $85

	15" Mag Wheels that fit some GMC products
		o I think the brand is Western or American Racing
		o Asking $125



	For more information send e-mail to bass@ranger.ingr.com or call
	one of the following numbers and ask for Ronnie Grimes.

	Hm. 1-205-878-0881
	Wk. 730-6667
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: misrav@infonode.ingr.com (Vijey Misra)
Subject: 2 CDs for sale
Keywords: CD
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Distribution: hsv
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 17:13:08 GMT


		FOR SALE

	I have one 2 cd collection of carpenters "Yesterday Once
	more". It has their top 24 hits. By mistake my wife and me both
	ended up ordering the same set. Hence one unopened set( of 2 CDs)
	is for sale for $11.00 . If you are interested please call me 
	at 730-3880 or send email.

	Thanks


	Vijay

	
	
Newsgroups: ingr.forsale,hsv.forsale
From: doug@justdoit.ingr.com (Doug Harbord)
Subject: DP Weight machine for sale
Reply-To: doug@justdoit.b11.ingr.com
Organization: Intergraph Corporation
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 18:56:12 GMT

Trac 20 Free standing weight machine-
	155 lbs of weight
	all sorts of attachments

First $100 bucks takes it

I'll even deliver it if you are in HSV.

--
Doug Harbord 	Intergraph Corporation
M.S. CR1102	Systems Product Marketing - Graphics Technology
(205)730-6166	b11!justdoit!doug
internet 	doug@justdoit.b11.ingr.com
From: Charles.Aulds@umagic.FIDONET.ORG (Charles Aulds)
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
Subject: BICYCLE RACING SHOES.    
Date: Tue, 05 Jan 93 12:18:00 CST
Organization: Micro Magic

              
I've got, for sale, a pair of Detto Pietro cycling shoes in burgandy
and black leather, European size 44, barely used.  Plastic Pavarin cleats.

Make an offer.
Charles Aulds <caulds@redstone-emh2.army.mil>



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Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: misra@vijay.b30.ingr.com (Vijay Kumar Misra x4018)
Subject: Re: 2 CDs for sale
Keywords: CD
Organization: Intergraph
Distribution: hsv
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 15:08:38 GMT

already sold.

Thanks
Vijay
Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: ross@kaos.b11.ingr.com (Ross Erickson)
Subject: _*NEW PC Games for Sale*_
Keywords: games sale
Reply-To: ross@kaos.b11.ingr.com
Organization: Intergraph Corporation
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:21:41 GMT

--
I have a number of new computer games for sale:

GROUP I
~~~~~~~
Shadow President - D.C. True - $35.00
The Magic Candle III - Mindcraft - $35.00
Star Legions - Mindcraft - $35.00
V for Victory: Velikiye Luki - Three-Sixty - $35.00

GROUP II
~~~~~~~~
Laura Bow 2: The Dagger of Amon Ra - Sierra On-Line - $28.00
Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Benders - Microprose - $28.00
Battletech Powerhits (3 games!) - Activision - $28.00
Spelljammer: Pirates of RealmSpace - SSI - $28.00
Bible Builder - EPYX - $28.00
Darkseed - Cyberdreams / Merit - $28.00
Shadowgate for Windows - ICOM Simulations - $28.00
B-17 Flying Fortress - Microprose - $28.00

GROUP III
~~~~~~~~~
Quest for Glory 1 (VGA Edition) - Sierra On-Line - $20.00
Police Quest 1 (VGA Edition) - Sierra On-Line - $20.00
Prophecy of the Shadow - SSI - $20.00
Conflict: Korea - SSI - $20.00
Omar Sharif on Bridge for Windows - $20.00

Also available:

Megafortress Missions: Operation Skymasters - Three-Sixty - $15.00

Buy 2 GROUP I games for $60.00
Buy 2 GROUP II games for $46.00
Buy 2 GROUP III games for $30.00

Other quantity discounts available.

All games are new.  
Add $4.00 for shipping if out of town (Hunstville, AL). 

Please email or phone for arranging delivery.  Thanks.  You'll have a
lot of fun playing these games.


|----------------------------|
|  Ross Erickson             |
|  ross@kaos.b11.ingr.com    |
|  205-730-4019 - voice      |
|  205-730-6445 - fax        |
|  Internet: 129.135.252.87  |
|----------------------------|

Newsgroups: hsv.forsale
From: terry@tls.b23b.ingr.com (Terry Stephenson)
Subject: 1990 Acura Integra LS 3-door
Keywords: car auto acura
Reply-To: tstephenson@b23b.ingr.com
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 18:50:09 GMT


		********  1990 Integra LS  ********

			 3 door (hatchback)

66,000 miles
One owner
ALL records
Excellent condition

Price:  $8,900 or best offer
------

Features:
---------
Power Sunroof/Moonroof
Power Side Mirrors
Power Steering
Cruise Control
Air Conditioning
AM/FM Stereo Cassette
4-wheel Power Disc Brakes
5-speed Manual Transmission
Factory Fog Lights
Rear Window Defroster
Passive Restraint Seat Belts (Insurance discount with most carriers.)
Tilt Steering Wheel
New Tires

Reason for Selling:
-------------------
Want to purchase larger, 4-door car.




Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: js@ee.tut.fi (Salmela Jarmo)
Subject: Kielipeli{
Organization: Tampere University of Technology
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 08:16:46 GMT


 ps@uta.fi (Pertti Suomela) writes:
>> 	Kuka ymm{rt{isi jos puhuisit signaalimuuntimesta (= modeemi)?
>Ei kukaan, siksi suomen kieleen onkin vakiintunut sama modeemi.

Vai kenties ymm{rt{isi huomattavasti _paremmin_ mist{ on kysymys,
vai onko ymm{rt{minen t{ss{ tapauksessa sama asia kuin
 "modeemi on purkki pc:n vieress{, josta menee johto puhelimen
  pistorasiaan" 

>Noita kielitoimiston v{kisin v{{nt{mi{ sanoja on toki muitakin, mutta ei
>niist{ ole ollutkaan puhe vaan kieleen vakiintuneista ilmauksista.

Eiv{t sanat kieleen taivaasta jumalallisena ilmoituksena tipahda
eiv{tk{ muutenkaan synny tyhj{st{. Kyll{ Kotimaisten kielten
tutkimuskeskus on sanastohommissa saanut ihan hyv{{kin aikaan --
ja pajon enemm{n kuin sekavuuksia l|pisev{t tekniikan ammattilaiset.

Terminologian tavoitteena on jonkinlainen johdonmukaisuus, jossa
termi erotetaan my|s muista termeist{ ja tehd{{n ero yl{- ja
alak{sitteiden v{lill{.

Ilmausten vakiintuminen kieleen on sitten monimutaisempi ilmi|, mutta 
toki on toivottavaa, ett{ johdonmukaisuus ja kieleen sopivuus
s{ilyv{t.

 - jarmo salmela
-- 
- jarmo salmela - the Man with the Muckrake - diurnarius scientificus -
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: jjj@mits.mdata.fi (Joni Jarvenkyla)
Subject: Re: Ongelmaj{teongelma
Organization: Microdata Oy, Helsinki, Finland
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 15:02:36 GMT

In article <ARL.92Jul26022649@cardhu.cs.hut.fi> arl@cs.hut.fi (Ari Lemmke) writes:
>	Seta poppailee mikrossa ilman rasvaa puolesta kupista
>	siemenia kolmessa minuutissa maittavan valipalan.

T{t{ ennen en todellakaan ollut tietoinen spermanpaahdon
kulinaristisista ulottuvuuksista!

Mutta onko aivan pakko olla Setan j{sen?

-- 
jjj@mits.mdata.fi             Kirjoitatko sin{ n{it{ ihan selvin p{in?
jjj@niksula.hut.fi                          -Petteri J{rvinen
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: arl@cs.hut.fi (Ari Lemmke)
Subject: Re: mutkat Saksassa
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Distribution: sfnet
Date: 25 Jul 92 18:40:25


	Mitka ihmeen mutkat????

	arl
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: kiravuo@hut.fi (Timo Kiravuo)
Subject: Re: News-etiketti
Followup-To: sfnet.huuhaa
Reply-To: kiravuo@hila.hut.fi
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Computing Center
Distribution: sfnet
Date: 23 Jul 92 15:46:15

In article <1992Jul15.184936.21960@jyu.fi> paasivir@jyu.fi (Risto Paasivirta) writes:

>Newsetiketin on vain tarpeettomasti levytilaa ja Teknillisen
>korkeakoulun laskentakeskuksella. Sen levitt{minen muuttamattomana
>elektronisessa muodossa on jonkinlainen wrapmoodi, jolloin rivinvaihto
>tulee ao.  ryhm{{n. Ja lukee my|s joitakin uutisryhmi{, l{hinn{

Ei hassumpaa. Hakkaa jiven ja valspeakin. Saisiko tuon
standardifeatureksi Nixiin? 

Itse asiassa minulla on tuossa 120 sivua tietoliikenneopasta
toisella t|ll|ll{, sen voisi ajaa tuosta ohjelmasta l{pi ennen
julkaisemista, tuskin se ainakaam sekaisemmaksi menisi.
--
Timo Kiravuo, kiravuo@hut.fi
Helsinki University of Technology, Computer Center, Finland
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: arl@cs.hut.fi (Ari Lemmke)
Subject: Re: News-etiketti
Followup-To: sfnet.huuhaa
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Distribution: sfnet
Date: 20 Jul 92 20:08:02


	ai?
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: raivio@niksula.hut.fi (Perttu Raivio)
Subject: Re: Suomalaiset merkit tietokoneissa
Organization: BREWTeX - Wine, women and song
	<KIMMO.KETOLAINEN.92Jul10155747@euroni.utu.fi>
	<1992Jul28.013804.401@mits.mdata.fi> <OTTO.92Jul28083141@gawain.jyu.fi>
Distribution: sfnet
Date: 29 Jul 92 15:40:08

In article <OTTO.92Jul28083141@gawain.jyu.fi> otto@gawain.jyu.fi (Otto J. Makela) writes:
>
> In article <1992Jul28.013804.401@mits.mdata.fi> karttu@mits.mdata.fi (Antti Karttunen) writes:
>    Anteeksi suuri sivistym{tt|myyteni, mutta miss{h{nk| Saksan (???) murteessa
>    tuollaista k{ytet{{n?
>
> Merkki{ k{ytet{{n kaiketi turkin kieless{...

	On vain Eila K{nn|n ja j{rjest{ytym{tt|m{n Suomi suomalaisille
-liikkeen pyyteett|m{n elm{nty|n ansiota, ettei turkin kielt{ lueta
my|s suomen murteisiin kuuluvaksi...


--
	Well, send me some money, baby, please, don't talk no trash
	Well, send me some money, baby, please, don't talk no trash
	What I need from you, baby: Less talk an' a lot of cash
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: wellu@cc.tut.fi (Junkkari Veli-Matti)
Subject: Re: Suomen tulli kenties koko maailman primitiivisin
Organization: Tampere University of Technology, Finland
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 12:09:21 GMT


 asiivo@cs.joensuu.fi (Antti Siivonen) writes:

>	No, Joensuussa on oma tulli.  

Tuota... kuinka Joensuun tullista p{{sev{t ulkomaiset paketit l{pi?

	- wellu
-- 
From Mechano to Legoland, here they come with a brick in their hand.
Men with heads filled up with sand.  -The Housemartins
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: wellu@cc.tut.fi (Junkkari Veli-Matti)
Subject: Re: Oli: Pehmo-Petteri - Toimittaja vai puolivillainen virusguru?
Organization: Tampere University of Technology, Finland
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 92 09:55:34 GMT


 arl@cs.hut.fi (Ari Lemmke) writes:

>	Toivosta jai vain marka lantti kateen. Nyt olen aivan
>	toivoton.

overloaded string 'lantti' cannot be resolved.

	- wellu
-- 
From Mechano to Legoland, here they come with a brick in their hand.
Men with heads filled up with sand.  -The Housemartins
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: karttu@mits.mdata.fi (Antti Karttunen)
Subject: Re: News-etiketti
Organization: MITS, Helsinki, Finland
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1992 21:04:55 GMT

In article <1992Jul15.184936.21960@jyu.fi> paasivir@jyu.fi (hugefish) writes:
>hiekkaa toisten silmiin. Kuten jotkut haluavat ehdottomasti heitt{{
>hiekkaa toisten silmiin. Kuten jotkut haluavat ehdottomasti heitt{{
>hiekkaa toisten silmiin. Kuten jotkut

Ilmeisesti k{yt{t viel{ paikallista "Hugefish" nimist{, Markovin ketjuja
hyv{ksi k{ytt{v{{ generaattoria? Virittelin siit{ itse jo aikoja sitten
huomattavasti edistyneemm{n HUBAFISH nimisen Lisp-p{tk{n, jossa on mukana
mm. sanojen m{tch{ys taivutuksen mukaan ja kategoriointi eri
sijamuotoluokkiin.

Lopputuloksen mielenkiintoisuuten vaikuttaa paitsi softa, niin my|s
l{hdeteksti. Tylsist{ sfnet.artikkeleista ei v{ltt{m{tt{ saa kovin
mielenkiintoista teksti{ yritt{m{ll{k{{n. Itse olen k{ytt{nyt sen sijaan
huomattavasti pervompaa teksti{, ja hohotus on ollutkin v{lill{
miltei hysteerist{.


>-- 
>/*paasivir@jyu.fi*/int a[3302],b=3301,*c=a,d,e,f;main(){for(e=b;--e;*c++=1);*c
>=2;for(d=2001;d--;printf("%05d",f))for(c=a,e=b;e;f/=e--){f+=*c*1e5;*c++=f%e;}}


-- 
Antti Karttunen       --  $B%"%s%C%F%#!!%+%k%C%H%%%M%s(J
karttu@mits.mdata.fi  --  Whatever comes naturally.
From: pemakine@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Pekka Makinen)
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
Subject: Re: 10*HALVEMPI
Date: 30 Jul 92 15:51:53 GMT
Distribution: sfnet
Organization: University of Helsinki, Finland


 In <LAGUS.92Jul30180143@kruuna.Helsinki.FI> 
 lagus@kruuna.Helsinki.FI (Krista Lagus) writes : 
>Joo, voin vet{{ t{st{ sellaisen johtop{{t|ksen, ett{ esit{n ilmeisesti
>asiani todella ep{selv{sti. Jos jollain on parannusehdotuksia tms
>vinkkej{, otan niit{ mielell{ni vastaan.

    Mit{ mielt{ olet Albanian tilanteesta?


-- 
(  Pekka Makinen, Dept. of Med. Chem., University of Helsinki, Finland  )
( pemakine@cc.helsinki.fi, pemakine@serifos.helsinki.fi, pemakine@finuh )
(       No opinions - no disclaimer - no money - no fun. Fiat lux.      )
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: jjj@mits.mdata.fi (Joni Jarvenkyla)
Subject: Re: Pizzoja
Organization: Microdata Oy, Helsinki, Finland
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 20:24:49 GMT

In article <6250@kielouta.fi> tkjati@uta.fi (Jari Tirkkonen) writes:
>In article <6249@kielouta.fi> tkjati@uta.fi (Jari Tirkkonen) writes:
>>Kaaviloi ohueksi levyksi (mites muuten ?). Taikinaa riitt{{ yhdelle perille.
>                                                                     ^^^^^^^
> <teksti{ poistettu>
>
>>L{hdenp{ nauttimaan hyv{n kotiviinin kanssa......
>
>J{lkimm{inen aiheutti ko. virheen....
>Piti siis olla tietty "pellille" josta jjj v{{nt{{ pallille josta followupit
>huuhaahan.......

Yrit{t selv{sti ohjelmoida ihmisi{ kytkem{{n nimeni idiotismiin.

Sorry, no bonus.

Kytke itsesi vain, kun kerran kirjoititkin; kommenteista sek{
ensimm{isen ett{ toisen. Sit{ se alkoholi teett{{. Koita jotain
rakentavampaa seuraavaksi.

-- 
jjj@mits.mdata.fi     Thanks, Life; thanks, Death    And the other me:
jjj@niksula.hut.fi    for freeing me from self       Jenny L{rv{joki
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: jjj@mits.mdata.fi (Joni Jarvenkyla)
Subject: Uusia haasteita
Organization: Microdata Oy, Helsinki, Finland
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 21:11:07 GMT

Alepan kassajonossa sattunutta:

Min{:	Todellinen pelastus ja onni t{m{ viimeinen Musta Sinappi, joka
	samalla on kaikkien aikojen ensimm{inen.

Kassaneiti:	Niin, hyv{ ett{ edes se, kun ei ollut niit{ hyvi{
		luumujakaan t{ll{ kerralla.

Vanha mies:	Vahva sinappi se vasta hyv{{ on, niin on hyv{{ ett{,
		aina vain muita parempaa.

Min{:	N{it{ modernin ruoanmets{styksen jokap{iv{isi{ haasteita.

Vanha mies:	Meid{n ik{polvella oli hieman rankempia haasteita,
		niin oli todellakin kovia haasteita.

Min{: (hymyillen)	Minulle t{ss{kin on jo tarpeeksi, voi nykyaikaa.

Kyll{ vakiintunut l{hikauppa on mukava asia! Kun k{y ruokaostoksilla
miltei joka p{iv{, niin saa v{lill{ vaikka luotolla, jos pikkuhiiri on
napsinut lompakon.

-- 
jjj@mits.mdata.fi             Kirjoitatko sin{ n{it{ ihan selvin p{in?
jjj@niksula.hut.fi                          -Petteri J{rvinen
Newsgroups: sfnet.huuhaa
From: k38303w@taltta.hut.fi (Vienis)
Subject: Re: Uusia haasteita
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
Distribution: sfnet
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 08:56:08 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.211107.2289@mits.mdata.fi> jjj@mits.mdata.fi (Joni Jarvenkyla) writes:
>
>Kyll{ vakiintunut l{hikauppa on mukava asia! Kun k{y ruokaostoksilla
>miltei joka p{iv{, niin saa v{lill{ vaikka luotolla, jos pikkuhiiri on
>napsinut lompakon.

   Tuostahan voisikin p{{tell{, ett{ nyt kannattanee hankkia itselleen 
  vakiintunut viinakauppa. Noista satunnaisista kun ei meinaa edes 
  rahalla saada...

Ari
                    What more is there to say,
                   We're gonna die here anyway.
                     *k38303w@taltta.hut.fi*
From: sstari@uta.fi (Tapio Rissanen)
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Subject: Saariselk{
Keywords: majoitus, patikointi, kalastus
Date: 27 Jul 92 09:58:58 GMT
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Organization: University of Tampere, Finland


	Tarkoitus olisi l{hte{ Saarisel{lle tai sinne p{in syyskuun
	alussa. Haluaisin tietoa kohtuuhintaisista (m|kki)majoitus-
	mahdollisuuksista, patikointireiteist{ (l{hinn{ patikointia
	ihan p{iv{sell{{n, lapsille sopivia reittej{?) ja hyvist{
	kalapaikoista.
	Kenell{ on kokemuksia?

	Tapio.
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From: hvaisane@cs.joensuu.fi (H. Vaisanen)
Subject: Tehokasta asuntopulan lis{{mist{ Joensuussa
Organization: University of Joensuu
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Date: Mon, 20 Jul 1992 11:39:25 GMT

On se vaan kumma, kun Joensuussa on joka syksy hirve{ pula asunnoista
opiskelijoille, mutta kun kaupunkiin tulee lentokoneellinen pummeja
Bulgariasta, niille l|ytyy katto p{{n p{{lle *lauantai-iltap{iv{ll{*
*virka-ajan* *ulkopuolella*.
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From: raivio@niksula.hut.fi (Perttu Raivio)
Subject: Re: On pakolaisella ja pakolaisella eroa...
Organization: BREWTeX - Wine, women and song
	<1992Jul24.143335.16133@polaris.utu.fi>
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Date: 27 Jul 92 11:29:49

In article <1992Jul24.143335.16133@polaris.utu.fi> mikkoivu@polaris.utu.fi (Mika Koivunen) writes:
>
> Ja harvoin n{kee niin palvelualttiita tyyppej{ kuin n{m{ aasialaiset.
> Suomalainen ei yll{ ikin{ samalle tasolle.  Asian voipi tarkistaa vaikka
> menem{ll{ kaffelle akhvila Aurinkoiseen, Naantaliin.

	Akhvila? Kuulostaa kyll{ ennemminkin arabien pit{m{lt{
paikalta... Muuten jos sattuu l|yt{m{{n esimerkiksi kioskin, joka on
auki yli kymmeneen illalla, on pit{j{n{ yli 97%:n varmuudella
ulkomaanel{v{, ty|t{ pelk{{m{t|n ja palveluhaluinen.

--
    Min{ otin aurinkoa kirkon pihassa, kirkon pihassa, kirkon pihassa
    Min{ otin aurinkoa kirkon pihassa kirkonmenojen aikaan!
    T{m{n kyl{n tyt|t on hyv{ss{ lihassa, pyh{ss{ lihassa, hyv{ss{ lihassa
    T{m{n kyl{n tyt|t on hyv{ss{ lihassa, pyh{ss{ lihassa tietenkin!
    Silloin m{ riisuin jussipaidan ja pussihousut repesi
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From: scofield@cs.hut.fi (Harri "scofield" Hursti)
Subject: Re: Tehokasta asuntopulan lis{{mist{ Joensuussa
Organization: Helsinki University of Technology, Finland
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Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 11:13:58 GMT

hvaisane@cs.joensuu.fi (H. Vaisanen) puhuu kerrankin asiaa :

>On se vaan kumma, kun Joensuussa on joka syksy hirve{ pula asunnoista
>opiskelijoille, mutta kun kaupunkiin tulee lentokoneellinen pummeja
>Bulgariasta, niille l|ytyy katto p{{n p{{lle *lauantai-iltap{iv{ll{*
>*virka-ajan* *ulkopuolella*.

Sornaisten rantatiella oli pari paivaa toherrys tolon seinassa :

	MISSA OVAT NUORTEN ASUNNOT ?

kunnes joku oli kirjoittanut alle :

	"PAKOLAISILLA", IDIOOTTI!

--
Harri "scofield" Hursti    ! "... 'cause they walk away from everything,
scofield@cs.hut.fi         !  just to see the dream come true.
                           !  So God bless the boys, who make the noice,
                           !  on channel #42"
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