From: f43703a@nucc.cc.nagoya-u.ac.jp (SUPRATIC GUPTA)
Subject: Re: second flashnews on mustafa : new particle
Organization: Nagoya University Computation Center, Nagoya, Japan.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 09:54:06 GMT

In article <1ijc37INNqv1@aludra.usc.edu> fafat@usc.edu (Vijay Fafat) writes:


|
|Hot on the heels of the revelation that MOOstafa is an AI program cowmes the
|news from the Fermilab accelerator : they've discovered a new elementary
|particle called Mustafon. The vitalstats of the particle are as follows:
|
|	  Symbol : MOO
|
|	  Graphical
|	  Representation	:  :-))))))))))   [precisely 10 chins]
|
|	  Mass	: If intelligent measurements are anything to go by, the 
|		    Mustafon might be the first particle to have an imaginary 
|		    mass.
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|	  Laws	: A Mustafon follows its own set of laws, which are pretty
|		    stringent. Under this set, a Mustafon can have 4 
|		    auxilliary Mustafinoes [ the Super-Symmetric cownterpart
|		    of the Mustafon], albeit shrouded in dark force-fields
|		    called "Burkons". Actually, this set [summarized in a 
|		    convenient paperback by Doubleday, "Everything you always
|		    wanted to know about Quron101] allows a much more
|		    powerfool Mustafon called "Khomenino" to send fundamentalons
|		    to annihilate kafirons like "Rushdork".
|
|	  Forces	: Mustafons use two kinds of force-quanta for communication;
|		    Morons and Deepakbose-ons. When two Mustafons interact, 
|		    one can easily catch a plethora of morons flying between
|		    them. However, when Mustafons interact with virulent
|		    scientists like Dr. Debrindam Ghosherjee, invariably
|		    very high-energy Deepakbosons are used.
|
|	  Brain/Head : To the best precision available, this ratio has been found
|		       to be zero. However, the fact that a Mustafon can 
|		       exist on sci for short durations indicates that this might
|		       be non-zero. Dr. Wormaji has been called upon to use his
|		       Vedic Technology to measure BH.
|
|
|	  Spin	: Unlike the Bose-ons which have integral spin and the
|		    Fermions which have half-integral spins, Mustafons are
|		    unique in that their spins are not quantized.
|		    The head of a Mustafon never stops spinning and
|		    infact speeds up when Dr. Deb applies the "Asim Mughal's
|		    Katlu donkey" field across a specimen.
|
|	  Charge	: A Mustafon carries a false charge when it charges against
|		    Dr. Heydey and Dr. Deb, charging them with victimization,
|		    a stronger form of ionization in which a Mustfon is kicked 
|		    into a high energy state from where all it can do is 
|		    sputter impotently and crash into the ground (state), 
|		    releasing a mewl quantum with a characteristic tone,
|		    "Same to you baby". Off late, however, the frequency has
|		    drifted towards, "I don't like doing it but sometimes have
|		    to do it".
|
|	  Signature:  A Mustafon leaves a classic signature in a bubble chamber,
|		    " So many dogs barking at me. How wonderful!!". No other
|		    elementary particle leaves such a squiggly track in its
|		    wake.
|
|While all this has been painstakingly established, deep questions like the
|role of a Mustafon in the divine scheme of things and the no. of Mustafon
|families [ a la neutrino families] are likely to be DEBated for long. When
|the muon was discovered, Nobel-laureate I. Rabi had exclaimed, "Who
|ordered that?". A similar sentiment was vented by Dr. Deb when the Mustafon
|first appeared on sci.
|
|
|	  On the AI front, MOOstafa has been displaying classic alaser-like
|	  behaviour. It's incoherence is a direct result of it's ASS -
|	  Artificially Stimulated Stupidity. 
|	  Hahabosus virus has been cultured successfully [pun on culture
|	  unintended], though an extremely horrific alien form, Shamelesshassanus
|	  from Rasogollastan, has been trying to penetrate bosuswall with its
|	  Quranivitriollocin.
|	  An advanced AI version, SUPER TIC, has been released and displays
|	  very high thinking capabilities, surprising Dr. Deb with his
|	  perspicacious analysis of the Desicus Anonymicus virus. Unfortunately,
|	  Dr. Deb has been busy with Chacko bacteria to pay much attention to
|	  the SUPER TIC report.
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That was really great. Keep it up. I wish Dr. Deb all success in making
Chacko bacteria. This SCI is becoming less amusing without jumping of
these funny paricles from one state of excitation to other.

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With regards
 
SUPRATIC GUPTA
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