HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kien@xuan.sps.mot.com (Kien Banh)
Subject: co+` tu+o+'ng
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Date: 28 Aug 92 21:41:31 GMT

>From: tnguyen@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Tuan-Loc NGUYEN)
> A(n la.i Ma~ ddo' ... to+'i phie^n ba.n ...

Mail server bi. down ne^n ba^y gio+` mo+i' tie^'p nu+o+'c ddi:
C3 t 1

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|           ** Tinh Tu' Ky` Ho^.i  **           |
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Be^n Tie^n:                          Be^n Ha^.u:
-tnguyen@mullauna.cs.mu.oz.au        -kien@xuan.sps.mot.com
-tnguyen@uluru3.ecr.mu.oz.au

p8 n 5                               M8 t 7
m8 t 7                               C3 t 1
x9 n 8                               M2 t 3
x8 t 7 (a(n P)                       X9 t 1
p2 n 4                               X9 n 4  (ba('t p)
s4 t 5                               X4 t 4
m2 t 3                               M3 l 5  (ba('t xe)
x8 l 1                               C7 t 1
p5 t 4 (a(n C) chie^'u               M7 t 5  (a(n p)
x8 n 5 (a(n M)			     C3 t 1

p.s. n = ngang , t = tie^'n , l = lui
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: Anh huu Nguyen  <ahnguyen@crdec8.apgea.army.mil>
Subject:  [crdec8.apgea.army.mil Mail Sy:  Failed mail (msg.aa20075)]
Originator: anh@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: Anh
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 22:08:25 GMT


----- Forwarded message # 1:

Date:     Fri, 28 Aug 92 5:09:14 EDT
From:     crdec8.apgea.army.mil Mail System (MMDF) <mmdf@crdec8.apgea.army.mil>
Subject:  Failed mail  (msg.aa20075)
To:       ahnguyen@CRDEC8.APGEA.ARMY.MIL

    Your message could not be delivered to
'soc-culture-vietnamese@berkeley.edu (host: berkeley.edu) (queue: smtp)' for the following
reason:  ' <soc-culture-vietnamese@berkeley.edu>... User unknown'


    Your message follows:

Received: by crdec8.apgea.army.mil id aa20075; 27 Aug 92 21:42 EDT
Date:     Thu, 27 Aug 92 14:19:01 EDT
From:     Anh huu Nguyen  <ahnguyen@crdec8.apgea.army.mil>
To:       soc-culture-vietnamese@berkeley.edu
Subject:  [Anh huu Nguyen:  Linh muc Nguyen Thanh Chau]


----- Forwarded message # 1:

Date:     Thu, 27 Aug 92 8:45:30 EDT
From:     Anh huu Nguyen  <ahnguyen@crdec8.apgea.army.mil>
To:       soc-culture-vietnamese@mit.edu
cc:       ahnguyen@crdec8.apgea.army.mil
Subject:  Linh muc Nguyen Thanh Chau

Chao cac ban,

Hom qua (08-26-92) toi vua nhan duoc mot buc thu cua
Linh Muc Nguyen Thanh Chau thuoc dia phan Xuan Tam, Xuan Loc,
Dong Nai. Cha da duoc cong san phong thich cach day hai nam
nhung van bi quan thuc tai gia, cha Nguyen Thanh Chau que o
Da Nang, cha da cung giao dan di cu vao Nam (Xuan Tam, Xuan Da)
sau mua he do lua (1972). Cha Nguyen Thanh Chau truoc la tuyen
uy va la chanh xu cua ho dao Xuan Tam. Nay tuy cha da duoc phong
thich nhung vi lau nam chiu doa day cua quy do dot lot nguoi cha
da tho binh va dang can su giup do cua tat ca nhung ai da o Xuan
Tam, Da nang hoac nhung nguoi nao co long hao tam.


Moi chi tiet xin lien lac voi:
Nguyen Huu Anh
Tele: 410-671-5757

Xin thanh that biet on.

Huu Anh.

----- End of forwarded messages

----- End of forwarded messages


-- 
( \/\ @ Media Lab, MIT, Cambridge, MA, US, America, Earth )
From: vibama@cs.hw.ac.uk (Scott Doan)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [POETRY] THE PASSIONATE PILGRIM [1]
Date: 31 Aug 92 18:06:55 GMT
Organization: Edinburgh, Scotland


	THE PASSIONATE PILGRIM  [1]  

			By Shakespeare


I.

WHEN my love swears that she is made of truth,
I do believe her, though I know she lies,
That she might think me some untutor'd youth,
Unskilful in the world's false forgeries.
Thus vainly thinking that she thinks me young,
Although I know my years be past the best,
I smiling credit her false-speaking tongue,
Outfacing faults in love with love's ill rest.
But wherefore says my love that she is young?
And wherefore say not I that I am old?
O, love's best habit is a soothing tongue,
And age, in love, loves not to have years told.
Therefore I'll lie with love, and love with me,
Since that our faults in love thus smother'd be.

II.

	.......(next post).........

DDK.
From: gast@i90fs1.ira.uka.de (Oracle)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: Co'` tu'o''ng for Windows.
Date: 28 Aug 92 14:37:29 GMT
Organization: University of Karlsruhe, FRG
NNTP-Posting-Host: i90fs1.ira.uka.de

In article <87213@netnews.upenn.edu>, vo@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Al Bundy) writes:
|> No, it is for X-windows not Soft Windows.  It is about 1mb.   I will post the
|> software to SCV, but I do not know the easiest way.  
|> So if anybody wants it, please send me mail how to upload to SCV.  I may have
|> to split it into may parts.
|> I also have the version for PC.
|> 
|> It plays darn well.  (I mean the machine).
|> 

Anh lie^n la.c vo+'i anh Tin Le, ho?i xem anh co' the^? chuye^?n
software ddo' dde^'n Archiv ma` anh Tin Le ddang lo.

Ne^'u to^i ti`m la.i ddu+o+.c ca'ch chuye^?n software le^n SCV
se~ mail cho anh sau.

Tha^n,
HD
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: CNGUYEN@130.187.170.178 (CHAU NGUYEN)
Subject: [Re] An imediate action for Luyen Phan Nguyen
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp.
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 15:15:21 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.11





	Where can we send a petition letter (or something similar) to 
	Sen. Bob Graham or Connie Mack ? Anyone has their address ?



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From: kimchip@acs.bu.edu (Chichi)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Tho*  :::   -De^m sa^`u
Date: 1 Sep 92 00:30:29 GMT
Reply-To: kimchip@acs.bu.edu
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu




Ngu*o*`i o*i sao kho^ng o*? be^n to^i
Chi? gia^y phu't tho^i, to^i nho*' ngu*o*`i...
Ye^u ma~i ngu*o*`i tho^i co' u*o*'c gi`

     :Chie^`u nay ma^y xa'm gia(ng muo^n ne?o
     :U ua^?n lo`ng to^i nhu*~ng su*o*ng mu`
     :Xin ngu*o*~i   o*? la.i be^n to^i ma~i

Nu'i so^ng ca'ch tro*? ma^y ngu't nga`n
To^i va^~n thu*o*`ng nghe tie^'ng ngu*o*`i go.i
Thu*o*ng nho*' -de^'n ngu*o*`i ho^`n (to^i) na't tan...

     :Da'ng ye^u va^~n hie^.n trong la`n ma('t
     :Mo^i ma' tho*m no^`ng nga^y  nga^'t ho^`n to^i
     :Tra'ch sao duye^n kie^'p co`n -da^`y -do.a

Cu*' ma~i xa ngu*o*`i lo`ng to^i -dau
Tu*`ng -de^m xa va('ng to^i la(n tro*?
Ma~i nho*' ngu*o*`i tho^i trong kinh ca^`u...

     :Ngu*o*`i o*i phu*o*ng xa co' hay bie^'t.?.
     :Ho^`n to^i -do*n la.nh ngu*o*`i o*? -da^u.?.
     :Hay chi? rie^ng to^i nhu*~ng -de^m sa^`u.?.



D.H.C.V.



***********************---LOVE IS THE MAJESTIC OF LIFE---**********************
From: bui@hanoi.nsc.com (Cuong Bui)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: REPOST: [THO] Quo^'c Nam
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:43:16 GMT
Organization: National Semiconductor

\V

Tri'ch "Ngu+o+`i Va`o Cuo^.c Chie^'n" , Quo^'c Nam

Mu`a Xua^n Se~ Na('ng

...

To^i dda~ ddi qua ba mie^`n dda^'t Vie^.t
gio.t ti`nh que^ lua^n lu+u trong o'c tim
to^i va^~n mo+ dda^'t nu+o+'c se~ thanh bi`nh
em mu+`ng kho'c va` cha('c to^i cu~ng kho'c
To^i la.i so^'ng du+o+'i khung tro+`i dda^'t Ba('c
lu'a Thu?y Nhai dda~ nuo^i tri' to^i kho^n
nu+o+'c Nhi. Ha` dda~ le^nh la'ng ca'nh ddo^`ng
su+~a cu?a Me. la` do`ng so^ng ye^u da^'u\.
Em mie^`n Nam co' tru+o+`ng giang ddo^n ha^.u
lu'a le^n ma^`u xanh mu+o+'t nhu+ to'c em
to^i ye^u em mu`a xua^n ro^`i co' na('ng
em tho^i tu?i buo^`n va` ha~y to+'i que^ to^i,
la`m da^u tha?o dde^? ye^u tro+`i Nam DDi.nh.



\L
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: Nhan Tran <tran@peora.sdc.ccur.com>
Subject: MISC: requested log files
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: tran@peora.sdc.ccur.com
Organization: N/A
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 13:55:26 GMT


Hi everyone,

With regard to the recent request for log files of SCV postings, several
persons who currently provide relay services to SCV have conveyed their
desires to avoid being dragged unwillingly into these quibbles and thus
keep no log files.  Keep your own log files if you desire.

Just let you know.

Nha^n
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: pnguyen@bnr.ca (PN)
Subject: Tho+: Tie^ng' noi' lu+u vong !
Organization: n/a
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 1992 14:55:23 GMT




   Tie^ng' noi' lu+u vong !


Mu+o+i` tuo^i?  !
DDi lu+u vong,
Mang theo mo^.t hinh` hai`
Va` giong` so^ng cua? Me. !
Co' ca dao nghe tu+. vao` ddo+i`,
...va` co^? tich' cua? tu+ng` dde^m dda.n ba(n'.

Mu+o+i` ma^y' na(m qua...
Triu? na(.ng tre^n vai, nhu+ng hinh` hai` va^n~ lo+n',
Kho^ng nhanh nhu+ Phu` DDo^ng?,
 ...nhu+ng ddu? dde^? bie^t' ddau thu+o+ng !
 ... va` gia' tri. lam` ngu+o+i`.
 ... bie^'t le~ phai?, va` nhu+ng~ ddie^u` kho^ng ddang' khoc' !

Nay que^ to^i,
  Va^n~ Cu+u? long, va^n~ so^ng Ho^ng`, va^n~ Tru+o+ng` So+n muo^n thu+o+?...
... va` hinh` nhu+ va^n~ co' bu+o+m', co' hoa,
    co' ke? kho^ng nha` mo+ gia^c' ngu?
      co' ca? em tho+ chu+a ca('p sach' dde^n' tru+o+ng`,
       va` me. gia` kha('c khoai? ddau thu+o+ng !!! 
 
Co' nhu+ng~ chie^u` ,
 le^n ddinh? cao cua? va(n minh ddi.a ca^u`!
Tha^y' que^ to^i , buo^n`, muo^n' lau nu+o+c' ma('t !
Ngu+o+i` o+? la.i la` nhu+ng~ nghe^. si~ thie^n tai`, 
Nghe no^t' ddau thu+o+ng, phai? vie^t' bai` ca^m nin'!
  Bo+i? tre^n dda^u` la` nhu+ng~ dda'm  mu+a sa...

Va` ngu+o+i` ddi co' nhu+ng~ phe^ binh` gia,
   hoa(.c ho.a si~ tai` ba...
bie^t' ve~ net' bang` quang thanh` bu+c' ho.a,
 tha^y? pha^n' hoa tre^n nhu+ng~ net' ddie^u tan` !
DDe^? co' ngu+o+i` ddi giu+a~ ru+ng` hoang,
 DDe^m to^i' qua'! dda^u la` cha^n gia?  ???

Buo^i? lu+u vong, to^i dda~ nhie^u` la^n`,
 Mo+ giong` so^ng cua? mo^i~ ngu+o+i` ddi,
  DDe^u` mo^.t lo^i' kha(c' ghi ve^` dda^t' me. !
 DDe^?...tho^i? tan ma^y mu`,
   Xe' na't tra.i tu`...
Va` thie^n thu ! la` nhu+ng~ ddie^u` co' thu+.c . 

                            Ma(.c the^' Nha^n 
                                NC 9/92






Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: b645zna@utarlg.uta.edu (***** FIRE BALL *****)
Subject: [HUMOR] The Rules
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: The University of Texas at Arlington
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 06:15:00 GMT

  Hello Netters
  Here are something for all the gals to read and respect.
 ------------------------------------------------------------------------

                   D P Section - Complaint Form
		   ============================

	Please write your complaint in the space below. 
			Write legibly.


				+-+
				+-+


                               THE RULES

1  THE MALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES.

2.  The rules are subject to changes at any time without prior 
notification.

3.  No female can possibly know all the rules.  Nearly all males are born 
with this knowledge.

4.  If the male suspects the female knows all the rules, he may 
immediately change some or all of the rules.

5.  THE MALE IS NEVER WRONG.

6.  If the male is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding, which was 
a direct result of something the female did or said wrong.

7.  If Rule #6 applies, the female must apologize immediately for causing 
the misunderstanding.

8.  THE MALE CAN CHANGE HIS MIND AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME.

9.  The female must never change her mind without the express written 
consent of the male.

10.  THE MALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ANY TIME.

11.  The female must remain calm at all times, unless the male wants she 
to be angry or upset.

12.  The male must under no circumstances let the female know whether or 
not he wants she to be angry or upset.

13.  ANY ATTEMPT TO CHANGE OR ALTER THESE RULES COULD RESULT IN SEVERE 
BODILY HARM.


       RYU
         ( More than meet the eyes )


Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: zts_duong@hg.uleth.ca
Subject: [THO]Tho+ Cu` Ne`o
Reply-To: zts_duong@hg.uleth.ca
Organization: University of Lethbridge
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 16:30:30 GMT

Ca? Bo.n Trung U+o+ng Pha?i Cu'i Cha`o


su+. nghie^.p tha(`ng ho^` lo+'n va^.y sao
nhu+ng em, tha^'y co' ki' lo^ na`o
ca^`m ba(`ng cha('c ddu+o+.c ... ho+n hai ngo'n
qua' la('m thi` chu+`ng ... co+~ nu+~a pound
co^'t ddo^.t ddu+o+`i u+o+i hay no'i sa?ng
co^ng an ca'n bo^. khe'o tuye^`n rao
- ddem so ... ca'i hi~m phu nha^n to+'
ca? bo.n trung u+o+ng pha?i cu'i cha`o


			NAM MAN
From: tran@haldne.biogen.lsumc.edu (ldt)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [MISC] Message to HTC Jr.
Date: 31 Aug 92 18:53:43 GMT
Reply-To: tran@haldne.biogen.lsumc.edu
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu

>From: Christina_N._Tran.LAX1B@xerox.com
>Subject: Re: Tho+
>Message-Id: <1992Aug31.180023.23895@news.media.mit.edu>
>Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 18:00:23 GMT
>
>
>>From lethien@roulet.enet.dec:com:
>
>		Tij'ng -Dxi` Xt -Dt.ng
>
>	Tti -dc st'ng nhzqg ng`y trong ngu.c -do2
>	Bij't thb.t nhij`u nhzqg chuyj.n rb't -dx'n -dau
>	Cha cua2 hdn' ng`y gid.c vj` -dem bdn'
>	Me., em thx kinh tj' mxi' ngzt ng`n
>	Crn vx. hdn' gid.c bdt' l`m ht. ly'
>	Truyj`n tay nhau nhz mt.t thz' tti -dri
>	Thbn xac hdn' gid.c bdt' -di ca2i ta.o
>	Tz.a trbu br ng`y qub`n qub.t khtng ngxi
>	Hdn' -dc kj2 chuyj.n gia -dlnh tan nat 
>	Lj. hoen mx` xen tijng' nb'c bi thzxng
>	Rt`i hdn' nsi thy n`y sau trang tra2i
>	Gid.c nx. nb`n, mau tra2 mau mxi' xong
>
>		      *  *  *
>
>	Ndm ndm sau, tlnh cx` nxi -dbt' khach
>	Gd.p la.i nhau tti khtn xijt' ngx~ ng`ng
>	Cbu hdn' ho2i ng`y -db`u hai -dza' gd.p
>	Cs xe chza, nh` lxn' nho2 bao phrng
>	Tub`n mb'y but2i -di nha2y -dbm` nghe nha.c
>	Cs mby' bt`, -de.p hay xbu', x2 -dbu
>	Rt`i tij'p tu.c hdn' huyjn thuyjn trdm chuyj.n
>	Nhzng khtng hj` -dc -dt.ng chuyj.n nhu.c xza
>	Tti kinh nga.c, khxi chuyj.n ty ng`y trzx'c
>	-Dj2 thz2 xem hdn' tht2 lt. nhzqg gl
>	Nhzng hdn' la2ng nsi sang chuyj.n khac
>	Chuyjn ng`y xza, hdn' nsi nhdc' l`m gl
>	Gix` bia rzx.u, nha2y -db`m v` chuyj.n sex
>	Cho ki.p ngux`i ke2o chd2ng ki.p vdn minh
>	Tti khinh tx2m, khtng lx`i ch`o, -di thd2ng
>	Vj` txi' nh` thao thzc' mby' ng`y -djm
>	Nhzng ngs la.i chung quanh tti cu`ng khd'p
>	Cuqg ca2 bb`y nhz hdn' cs thiju' chi
>	Sang bx szc, chij`u rzx.u bia ngbt' ngzx2ng
>	Chuyj.n thy nh` nx. nzxc' gac ngo`i tau
>	Nhzng mx2 mij.ng ra -di vl chmnh tri.
>	Chz' chd2ng vi` ly szc vxi' cu.c bx
>	
>	Tti ntn mz2a, vij't b`i thx gx2i bao
>	Nhdn' nhzqg ngzxi` crn chzt mt lzxng tri
>	Xin nhx' la.i nhzqg nhu.c nhd`n ng`y trzxc'
>	Rzx.u bia thz`a chjt' nhu.c ldm' ngzxi` xi !
>
>			       Vu~ Ngo.c Long 
>
>ps. Repost theo lo+`i ye^u ca^`u .
>
>
>HTC Jr. va^~n co`n say ....ha`ha`ha`
>
>------
>yep, we can tell from your "coded" poem!!! ;-))))
>
>/tn
>
HTC Jr.,
  
Bo^. He^'t Thuo^'c Chu+~a (HTC) ro^`i sao cha no^.i?  Say vu+`a tho^i chu+'!  
DDo.c tho+ cha no^.i post dde^'n mu` ca? ma('t.

Tra^`n DDi`nh Lie^.u
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: kien@xuan.sps.mot.com (Kien Banh)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: [co+` tu+o+'ng] tnguyen VS kien
Date: 3 Sep 92 18:55:51 GMT
Article-I.D.: xuan.9209031852.AA04583

>From: uunet!mullauna.cs.mu.oz.au!tnguyen (Tuan-Loc NGUYEN)
>Nha` gia`u 0 so+. nghe`o ... le^n cho^'t cho anh a(n ddo' .

Ta.i ha. phai? thi' ddi 2 con phao' cua? ba.n mo+i' chen
1 con cho^'t ti' hon qua so^ng. Thie^.t la` cu+.c nho.c vo^
cu`ng. The^' co+` bie^?n ngu+o+`i cua? ba.n la`m ta.i ha. thie^.t
me^.t nhu+ng ... kho^ng su+o+'ng. Pha?i chi ddo^'i phu+o+ng
la` tha^n ngo.c nga` khi du`ng the^' co+` la^'y thi.t dde` ngu+o+`i
thi` ... Hu~ chao o+i !!! Ta^m ma cua? ta.i ha. la.i ta'i pha't
ro^`i. Nam-mo^-a-nhi-dda`-pha^.t... to^.i lo^~i, to^.i lo^~i.

Sau ga^`n 1 tie^'ng ddo^`ng ho^` va^.n du.ng Ca` Chua Cha^n
Co^ng dde^? thu na.p ta^m ddie^`n, ta.i ha. mo+'i thoa't na.n
ta^?u hoa? nha^.p ma va` nghi~ ra nu+o+'c ddi na`y: P2 n 5

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|     |     |     |  /  |  \  |     |     |     |
|_____|_____|_____|/____|____\|_____|_____|_____|8
|     |     |m    |p    |     |     |m    |     |
|     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|7
|c    |     |c    |     |     |     |c    |    c|
|     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
|____C|_____|____X|_____|c____|_____|_____|_____|6
|                                               |
|           ** Tinh Tu' Ky` Ho^.i  **           |
|_____ _____ _____ _____ _____ ____C _____ _____|5
|     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
|     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
|C____|_____|x____|_____|_____|_____|_____|____C|4
|     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
|     |     |     |     |     |     |     |     |
|_____|_____|_____|____P|_____|_____|_____|_____|3
|     |     |     |\    |    /|     |     |     |
|     |     |     |  \  |  /  |     |     |     |
|_____|_____|_____|____M|/____|_____|_____|_____|2
|     |     |     |    /|\    |     |     |     |
|     |     |     |  /  |  \  |     |     |     |
|X____|____T|_____|S____|Tu__S|____T|_____|_____|
1     2     3     4     5     6     7     8     9

Be^n Tie^n:                          Be^n Ha^.u:
-tnguyen@mullauna.cs.mu.oz.au        -kien@xuan.sps.mot.com
-tnguyen@uluru3.ecr.mu.oz.au

p8 n 5                               M8 t 7
m8 t 7                               C3 t 1
x9 n 8                               M2 t 3
x8 t 7 (a(n P)                       X9 t 1
p2 n 4                               X9 n 4  (ba('t p)
s4 t 5                               X4 t 4
m2 t 3                               M3 l 5  (ba('t xe)
x8 l 1                               C7 t 1
p5 t 4 (a(n C) chie^'u               M7 t 5  (a(n p)
x8 n 5 (a(n M)                       C3 t 1
x5 n 3				     C3 n 2
c7 t 1				     P2 n 5
p.s. n = ngang , t = tie^'n , l = lui
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
From: "HOANG NGUYEN (PAUL) 765-9447/PAGER 237-3542 M/S RN2-18" <HNGUYEN@SC9.intel.com>
Subject: [joke]You Call This Living? (C. Banc and Alan Dundes)
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: HNGUYEN@SC9.intel.com
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 13:21:22 GMT

(post without permission)

-----------------YOU CALL THIS LIVING?  C. Banc and Alan Dundes--------------
----------------- A Collection of East European Political Jokes--------------
----------------The University of Georgia Press/Athens and London------------


	-- A competition for the best political joke was announced.  Do you
	   know what the first prize was?

	-- No.

	-- Fifteen years.


			********************

	-- Do you know who built the left bank of the Danube Canal?

	-- No.

	-- The people who told this joke.  And do you know who built the 
	   right bank?

	-- No.

	-- The people who listened to this joke and didn't report it.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: Tan.M.Lam@Dartmouth.EDU
Subject: TK answer
Originator: daemon@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Reply-To: Tan.M.Lam@Dartmouth.EDU
Organization: SCV Relay
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 23:48:36 GMT


Article 17233 (21 more) in soc.culture.vietnamese:
From: Truongky@tm0006.lerc.nasa.gov (TK)
Subject: DDo^' ......
Date: 27 Aug 92 21:23:00 GMT
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center / Cleveland, Ohio
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

Xin ddo^' ca'c ba.n mo^.t ca^u:

Tay do+ thi` la^'y nu+o+'c ru+?a,
Va^.y nu+o+'c do+ thi` la^'y gi` ru+?a??????

TK


The answer is "blood" fai~ 0?
From: phduong@crdec8.apgea.army.mil ("Peter H. Duong")
Subject: Tra? lo+`i ca^u ddo^'
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Date: 28 Aug 92 13:44:19 GMT




From: trinh@twix.etdesg.trw.com (Tien Trinh)
Subject: TRICK QUESTION4

Xin cha`o Ca'c anh chi.
Ca^u ddo^', mo^.t ngu+o+`i no^ng da^n ddu+a bo`, co.p va` bo' lu'a sang so^ng bav`ng thuye^`n. Mo^~i la^`n thuye^`n chi? cho+? ddu+o+.c mo^.t thu+'. Ne^'u ddu+a bo' lu'a ddi tru+o+'c thi` co.p avn bo`. Ne^'u bo? lu'a vo+i' bo` thi` bo` avn lu'a. Ngu+o+i` no^ng da^n kho^ng bie^'t la`m sao dde^? ddu+a ba thu+' sang so^ng ma` mo^i~ thu+' kho^ng gie^'t ha.i la^n` nhau, xim ca'c anh chi giu'p cho...........??????????????????

Tha^n Me^'n
TTrinh



Answer:

Bo`, Lu'a, Co.p ---------(La'i Bo` qua tru+o+'c)------->

Lu'a, Co.p <----(Quay tro+? la.i / leave Bo` behind)---- Bo`

Lu'a, Co.p ---------(Cho+? Lu'a qua)------------------->

Co.p  <--------(Cho+? Bo` ve^` / leave Lu'a behind)----- Lu'a

Bo`   ---------(Cho+? Co.p qua)------------------------>

      <-(Quay tro+? la.i / leave Co.p and Lu'a behind)-- Co.p, Lu'a

      ---------(Cho+? Bo` qua)------------------> Bo`
From: lethien@ROULET.enet.dec.com (NoLordShallStandBeforeMyself,IamDeicide)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: Re: [MISC] -da'nh to^? to^m
Date: 28 Aug 92 23:31:43 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation. Hudson, Massachusetts


In article <BtnL4o.DIp@acsu.buffalo.edu>, ntnguyen@acsu.buffalo.edu (Nguyet T. Nguyen) writes...
> 
>Ko?n ra^'t "curious" ve^` ca'i game: -da'nh to^? to^m
>				     ----------------
>Ba` con co' ai bie^'t hoa(.c nghe qua ... cho Ko?n hay vo+'i.
> 
>Thanks a whole bunch..
> 
>Ko?n

	Ca'i gi` chu+' dda'nh to^? to^m thi` de^~ o+.t hi` . Ko?n cu+' mua
	sa(~n mo^.t thu`ng Budweiser 24 lon va` khoa~ng 20 lbs. to^m hu`m
	dde^? la`m le^~ ba'i su+ ddi, va`i ho^m nu+~a HTC Jr. dde^'n UB
	se~ da.y cho Ko?n dda'nh to^? to^m . :-))

	HTC Jr.

PS. Lu'c na`y la` mu`a he` thi` Ko?n nho+' mo+? ro^.ng he^'t ta^'t ca?
    cu+?a so^? ddo' hy', kho^ng thi` Ko?n se~ che^'t ngo^.p du+o+'i ca'i
    o^'ng kho'i ta`u cu?a HTC Jr. tru+o+'c khi Ko?n bie^'t cho+i to^? to^m
    ddo' Hahahahahaha
From: ahnguyen@crdec8.apgea.army.mil (Anh huu Nguyen)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.vietnamese
Subject: do
Date: 28 Aug 92 22:26:51 GMT
Organization: SCV Relay
Originator: anh@media-lab.media.mit.edu

Chao cac ban,

H.A. xin do cac ban 1 cau do:

1. Thuong nhau coi ao cho nhau
   Ve nha doi me qua cau gio bay.

Do cac ban la trai gi?

Cung cau do tren:
Do cac ban la con gi ?

Huu Anh da do anh Hoang Paul o Florida roi
uoc mong anh Hoang thong cam dung tra loi.


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