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From: scsd1055@altair.selu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The VP debate issue IMHO  :^)
Date: 14 Oct 92 13:43:33 GMT
Article-I.D.: altair.1992Oct14.194333.861
Organization: Southeastern Louisiana University

>From: tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN)
>Organization: Lehigh University
>[...]
>I don't know which debates you guys were watching, but Quayle got Gore on more
>points than the other way around.  Most of the time, Gore wound up looking
>like an idiot, while the other two abused him.  The only point Gore won was on
>abortion, and they had that one before the debates even started.  No doubt,
>the Dems lost a lot of votes during that debate, but they sure didn't go to
>Perot.

	Is this humorous?   I think not.  Post trash like this on another 
list...like soc.govt or something.

	IMHO,  Quayle sounded like a parrot.  He avoided the issues
and looked like a general Fred-Flintstone-dick-sucking-syphillictic-penis-
with-a-silver-spoon-up-his-rectum-jack-off-with-out-a-clue-broken-record-
that-has-a-fetish-for-soiled-baby-diapers-and-wants-so-desperately-to-have-
his-bottom-spanked-by-ten-female-midget-transvestites-that-he-dresses-
and-compares-himself-to-JKF-and-talks-about-everthing-except-the-issue-
but-continues-to-'waffle'-on-about-non-issue-related-bullshit-weenie-
married-to-a-wrinkled-old-republican-sperm-recepticle-wearing-cheap-KMart-
makeup-bootyhole-bangin'-toilet-slave-that-she-is-that-likes-to-collect-
Barb's-toejam-to-roll-and-serve-as-snacks-for-her-tea-time-buddies-while-
saying-"let them eat cake"-bitch-that-blows-dog-hemorrhoids.
	
	But, that's just my opinion.
             
Have a nice day,
Bill Plunkett
From: baptiste@bnr.ca (Michael Baptiste P275)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bathroom Graffiti
Date: 16 Oct 92 14:29:08 GMT
Organization: Bell-Northern Research, BNR-RTP

In article <5840@sersun1.essex.ac.uk>, leitm@solb1.essex.ac.uk (Leith M F) writes:

[DELETE]

|> 
|> On another bog door :
|> 
|>         "While straining please do not bite the walls!"
|> 
|> and also :
|> 
|>         "Gay Power!"
|> (reply) "How do you make the fist sign, with those limp wrists  ?!"
|>  
|> 
|> Mig.

In on stall, there was something written at the bottom
corner of the wall, while leaning over to read it, you 
see it says "WOW!  Now you're shitting at 45 degrees!"

Mike
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu ((COSC148O) 92F00761)
Subject: Re: Cows part 2
Summary: Empty 
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 05:08:11 GMT

>David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
>>
>
>Damn, another dead article
Damn, yet another one!
-- 
cosc184z@menudo.uh.edu
HE KUER!!

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: al@escom.com (Al Donaldson)
Subject: Plain Talk about Pie-Charts
Organization: ESCOM Corporation
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 22:53:41 GMT

Last night Aitch Ross Perot bought 30 minutes of network time
to 'splain, using pie charts and bar charts and tables, (oh, my..)
what was wrong with the country.

Here's the top-ten graphics Ross Perot didn't show you:

10. bar chart showing the number of squirrels hit by cars
    by year since 1980

 9. pie chart showing breakout of different kinds of graphics he used,
    41% pie charts, 38% bar charts, 12% tables, 9% other.

 8. pie chart showing consumption of pies since 1900.

 7. bar chart showing his height in inches by year

 6. pie chart showing how many times he used the word "deficit"
    in each of the three 10-minute segments of the show.
 
 5. bar chart showing the decline in the number of volunteers 
    each time he changed his mind about running..

 4. bar chart showing how many Really Serious Mistakes (TM)
    General Motors has made each year since he left.

 3. pie chart comparing the quality of a haircut with cost, 
    since the Republicans took over the White House.

 2. table showing the size of his ears in inches each year 
    since they fluoridized his drinking water,

and the Number One Graphics Ole Ross Didn't Show You:

 1. bar chart showing how many $$billions$$ he had in the bank 
    for each of the past five presidencies.
From: bacchus@mcl.ucsb.edu (Graham Linn)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: More Bathroom Graffitti
Date: 8 Oct 92 10:00:09 GMT
Article-I.D.: mcl.bacchus.718538409

I saw this chain grafitti in a bar in Santa Rosa, CA this summer:

I fucked your mother

You're drunk dad, go home

I did, your mother had your sister tied to the crib, STAY AWAY

That bitch, she said I was next!
[interpret as you wish]

--
These are not my opinions, they are being forced on my by aliens
bacchus@mcl.ucsb.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca (Brian Frank Wawryk)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Al Bundy comments..
Organization: University of Manitoba, Winnipeg, Canada
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:38:37 GMT

>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>     Let's hear the BUNDY cheer.....   BUUUUUNNDDYY!
>----------------------------------------------------------------------

Not to be picky but shouldn't that cheer be:

----------------------------------------------------------------------
      Let's hear the BUNDY cheer.....   WOOOOOOOOHHHHH BUUUUUUNNDDYY!
----------------------------------------------------------------------

No flames please.

        ----------------------------------------------------------
       /\ \\\\        **** \   Brian F. Wawryk                    \
      ///\   \\\\    ****   \   University of Mantioba             \
     /////\     \\\\****     \   Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada         \
    ///////\       \\\\       \   e-mail: umwawry1@ccu.umanitoba.ca  \
   /////////\     ****\\\\     \                                      \
   ----------\   ****    \\\\   \   "Give it all you got...            \
              \ ****        \\\\ \    then borrow from your neighbour." \
               ----------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: elesatz@diana.cair.du.edu (Eric LeSatz)
Subject: Re: WANTED: Wild Headlines and Article Titles
Organization: University of Denver, Denver, Colorado
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 92 00:36:54 GMT

From the June 2 Weekly World News: "Adam and Eve's Skeletons found in
Colorado!...Amazing proof that the book of Genesis is True!"

Eric
______________________________________________________________________________
|__Eric LeSatz_________________[]{}__I've got seven in the clip and one______|
|__elesatz@diana.cair.du.edu___[]{}__in the chamber. Will that be enough??___|
|__lesatz@phakt.usc.edu________[]{}__If it ain't, I'm in BIG trouble!!_______|
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dgreen@jarthur.claremont.edu (David Green)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: Harvey Mudd College, Claremont, CA 91711
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 19:46:51 GMT

In some article tesco@bumetb.bu.edu (Dances With Babes) writes:
->> webster
->Word: irregardless
->ir.re.gard.less \.ir-i-'ga:rd-l*s\ av [prob. blend of irrespective and 
->   regardless] nonstand  : REGARDLESS

From my own Webster:
*irregardless [...] a substandard or humorous redundancy for REGARDLESS.

In other words, it's an Americanism and not really formal.

Obj: People like me who really think this is worth discussing in the first
place.  Anyone for alt.criticize.grammar?
-- 
dgreen@jarthur.claremont.edu				   David "Mishael" Green
		    Have you scritched your local Furry today?
***********************Who ordered the muon? -- I. I. Rabi**********************
	    Unix and the world Unix with you; VAX and you VAX alone.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mas@Cadence.COM (Masud Khan)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: Cadence Design Systems, Inc.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 13:34:05 GMT

I know a guy called Everard Dick and he has a sister named Ofelia.

BTW I knew a gynacloagist(sp.?) who decorated his house from his
letterbox!!

Citizen-X

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From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: More tasteless acronyms (or The Tale of the Unfinished List)
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 00:39:47 GMT

Cobra (cobra@jab.tucson.az.us) wrote:
: <ICEND@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:
: 
: > Here's another one:
: > 
: >     FART:  Fast Action Response Team
: 
	CHAOS: CHronic Acronym Overuse Syndrome
 NASA particularly succeptable.

Cheers
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
David Bromage       brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au   : 
Monash University                                : "I think thinking is 
Clayton, Victoria   				 :  so important"
 Australia                                       : 	-Baldrick
 						 :   
     May the source be with you			 :     
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
	All views expressed are my own except those which conflict with
	my personal opinions.
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 09:11:08 EDT
From: Danette Smith <DXS8@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject:    You Might Be Considered a RED NECK if....

 1.  Your front porch collapses and you kill more than 6 dogs.
 2.  You've even used lard in BED.
 3.  You think potted meat on saltines is a HORS D' OEUVRE.
 4.  There is a stuffed possum mounted somewhere in your house.
 5.  You consider a six-pack & a bug zapper as quality entertainment.
 6.  Less than half the cars you own run.
 7.  Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling
     the state trooper to kiss off.
 8.  The primary color of your car is "Bondo"
 9.  You honestly think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive
     tongue gestures.
10.  Your family tree doesn't fork.
11.  You've hollered "ROCK THE HOUSE, BUBBA" during a piano recital.
12.  Your mother has never been involved in a fist fight at a high school
     sports events.
13.  You've even barbecued SPAM on the grill.
14.  Your neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lighting.
15.  Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
16.  The rear tires are twice as wide as your front ones.
17.  You consider "Outdoor Life" as deep reading.
18.  The diploma hanging in your den has "Trucking Institute" somewhere
     on it.
19.  Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
20.  You've even worn a tube top to a wedding.
21.  You think "DOM PERIGNON" is a Mafia leader.
22.  Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening
     on the lube rack.
23.  You think a VOLVO is part of woman's anatomy.
24.  You've been too drunk to FISH.
25.  You've had a rag for a gas cap.
26.  You've even used a Weed Eater inside.
27.  You have shackles on the rear of your car.
28.  Your idea of sexual foreplay is telling you female partner "GET YOUR
     CLOTHES OFF B*TCH".
29.  You wear white socks with black pants and have a car with a rebel flag
     in the back.

This was given to me by a friend of mine, so I thought I'd post it here.

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* Danette Smith         | "You can't depend on your eyes when your  *
* dxs8 @ psuvm.psu.edu  |     imagination is out of focus."         *
* Penn State University |                     Mark Twain            *
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dchatham@utkvx3.utk.edu (Chatham, Doug)
Subject: Re: Funny names for organizations
Summary: Technical correction made 
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Tennessee Computing Center
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 16:45:00 GMT

In article <orr.15@engr.latech.edu>, orr@engr.latech.edu (John Orr) writes...
>I think that one of the best ones that I've seen in recent years is a 
>pregnancy counseling center in this town:
> 
>  "The Ruston Emergency Pregnancy Service"
> 
>I always want to add, "If you need to get pregnant in a hurry, we have 
>volunteers standing by, 24 hours a day."
                                       ^^ eager to service you.

Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.comics.strips
From: tmw4r@fulton.seas.Virginia.EDU (Thomas Munroe Walsh)
Subject: Re: Blatant Ripoff Warning (was Computer Programming Joke)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 18:09:57 GMT

In article <schumach.718476882@convex.convex.com> schumach@convex.com (Richard A. Schumacher) writes:
>>Where is Dilbert printed? Are there any books available?
>
>"Build A Better Life By Stealing Office Supplies, Dogbert's
>Big Book of Business", ISBN 0-88687-637-0 %7.95 from Topper
>Books (an imprint of Pharos Books, a Scripps Howard Company,
>distributed by St. Martin's Press. Whew.) This is an original
>scream, not a collection of reprinted strips. There is now
>a collection of reprints available, but I don't have the
>data. Check Forthcoming Books in Print under Scott Adams.

The new collection is "Always Postpone Meetings With Time-Wasting
Morons."  ISBN 0-88687-688-5 from the same publisher as above.  It
contains the daily and Sunday strips from April 16, 1989 to October
21, 1989.  I got my copy from B. Dalton Booksellers.

,------------------------,----------------------------------------------,
| T. J. Walsh            | "If it jams, force it.  If it breaks, it     |
| University Of Virginia | needed replacing anyway."                    |
| tmw4r@virginia.edu     |                                              |
`------------------------^----------------------------------------------'

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Election Jokes
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 05:40:16 GMT

>>YOUR NOT VOTING MAY BE THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL!
>	Actually, your act of casting a vote may be the biggest joke of all.
>Ya see, the president is NOT chosen through popular vote.  The electoral 
>college chooses him (gender-specific pronoun intended);  the make-up of the
>electors is determined by the percentage of the population that participates
>in the presidential primaries.  Ever hear of President Dewey? Me neither.  
>Dewey ran against Truman and won according to the popular vote;  Truman
>won according to the electoral vote.
>	You might ask then, why is the popular vote tallied at all?  I
>don't know for , but my gut feeling is that it is the biggest sham
>in the modern ``free'' world.  Those in power don't have  to actually
>give a shit about how ``we the people'' feel; they just have to APPEAR 
>to care.

Agreed. The representative democracy we have in this country sucks wind.


Ratboy

Xref: sparky rec.humor:31030 aus.jokes:1604 alt.folklore.computers:15072
From: 9120800f@lux.latrobe.edu.au (EDSECOMBE Andrew)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Date: 13 Oct 92 06:41:51 GMT
Organization: La Trobe University

Can I please just make a request to all of you that write these
'amazingly humourous' IBM( International Bum Merchants)/ Crapintosh
comparisons.
 I take it upon myself to put what many of the sane people here believe

		" WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK !!!!!!"
I mean really, would you like thirty cents so that you can call someone
who really gives a shit, and stop bothering the rest of us that would
like some light relief from the humdrum of everyday life.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com ("Johnson")
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Reply-To: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com
Organization: Motorola Wireless Enterprises, Schaumburg, IL
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 14:53:04 GMT

In article <9VR1RB1w164w@lorc.UUCP>, /dev/null@lorc.UUCP (The NULL Device) writes:
=)wright@latcs1.lat.oz.au (Michael G. Wright) writes:
=)> day simply because people _are_ dumb, so they want a simple interface. And
=)> if you think that IBM and Clone users are immune, well, Windows 3.1?
=)> 
=)> Mmmmm, when the revolution comes, you'll be the first ones to go.
=)> 		(one who knows)
=)> 					;-)
=)
=)What ever you do, don't redirect to /dev/null!!!! I DONT'T want any PCclones
=)or Mac's!  Unix forever!
=)
This is a discussion about PCs an Macs.  Not only is it unfair to bring up
the existence of *real* computers, it can actually be considered off-topic.
If you want to talk about *real* computers, start your own thread.  Do it
in another group, though; only Macs, PCs and Amigas are appropriate for
rec.humor.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: tierney@nevada.edu (TIMOTHY P TIERNEY)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: University of Nevada System Computing Services
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 20:54:26 GMT

In article <1992Oct13.164954.4780@wisipc.weizmann.ac.il> jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Akiba Segal) writes:
>>

....Hey Akiba.....ya missed a great opportunity to slam him here!

>>Sir: one has to stop and wonder about your bigotry against Americans,
>>especially when you claim that they are stupid and:
>>
>>		1. You consistently mis-spell Fahrenheit

....shithead bitches about spelling, and then.......

>>		4. IRREGARDLESS of it being UNSCIENTIFICAL, it is IRONICAL
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
....uses two words that don't even exist!!!!!!



Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Al Bundy comments..
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 21:40:04 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.235427.877@schbbs.mot.com> CENG51@maccvm.corp.mot.com (Craig Witkowski) writes:
>In article <1992Oct12.115821.1172W@skylark.edb.tih.no> stigh@edb.tih.no writes:
>>I wonder if anyone has written down Al bundy's comments when
>>he enters the home, or his comments about Peggy...
>>
>>If you do, POST IT!
>
>Peg: Hi honey...Did you miss me?
>
>Al:  With every bullet so far!
>
>----------------------------- More ----------------------
>Peg: Would you cheat on me Al?
>
>Al: Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home?

Al walks in and the "family" is sitting on the couch looking at him...

Al:  Morticia, Wednesday, Pugsley...


	Ratboy
From: srd33435@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Of the hood.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: phone answering
Date: 7 Oct 92 21:17:04 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana



Champaign County Morgue, pick up or deliver...

If they go along with it...

Do you want extra cheese or some Cokes?









Just havin' fun at the U of I
Steve
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: PLEASE SEND MAIL TO MY FRIEND
From: $ennsnr@brandonu.ca (Neil Enns)
Date: 7 Oct 92 16:00:55 CST
Organization: Brandon University

This is the standard "send mail to my friend" message.

HER address is $ledouxbd@brandonU.ca

She is really lonely...

... but don't send anything TOO disgusting.

Thanks a bunch!

Neil Enns
$ennsnr@brandonU.ca
From: pooh.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: National Debt & Drugs
Date: 11 Oct 1992 03:20:57 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
NNTP-Posting-Host: pooh.caltech.edu
Originator: nathan@pooh

Well, Well, Well. I read these two statistics somewhere (separately)
and made the obvious connection between the two. If I'm wrong,
ooops, so don't flame me.

The amount america spends on drugs per year is about equal to either
the national debt or the deficit. This suggests two causes:
A) We all know come members of congress seem to regard the national
   pocketbook as their own.
b) If this is true, then they might be keeping people on drugs to
   justify spending more money on them!

Any further questions? (As you can tell, I'm not a friend of congress!)

Nathan Mates
From: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com ("Johnson")
Subject: Re: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Reply-To: johnson@sleipnir.mnesouth.corp.mot.com
Organization: Motorola Wireless Enterprises, Schaumburg, IL
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 16:09:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.181043.19628@newsgate.sps.mot.com>, RZAA80@email.sps.mot.com (Jim Chott) writes:
=)There is a sign on Hwy. 30 in Missouri about 1 hour from St. Louis
=)that says:
=)St. Clair 12
=)Then about 1 mile *closer* to the town of St. Clair is another sign:
=)St. Clair 13
=)How does a town get farther away as you get closer?
It's that damn metric system...
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: swb56279@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Steve)
Subject: Re: Cows part 2
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 19:23:59 GMT

In article <26.2AD6F86F@btnbbs.UUCP> Sammy@btnbbs.UUCP (Sammy) writes:
>>>: >Damn, another dead article
>>>: Damn, yet another one!
>>>Damn, another cascade!
>> No.
>Oh.
So?
-- 

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sdarive@eng.clemson.edu (Siva Darivemula)
Subject: In article 18460@hubcap.clemson.edu, sdarive@eng.clemson.edu (Siva Darivemula) writes:
Reply-To: sdarive@eng.clemson.edu
Organization: College of Engineering, Clemson Univ.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 15:48:18 GMT


Keywords: 


Could someone post Kelli's bloopers like this one i heard the other night.

" It's as easy as 1-2-C"

That was Kelli from the show Married With Children.
Keywords: 



Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes,alt.folklore.computers,aus.computers
From: ins769v@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au (Veltyen)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Monash University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 04:38:56 GMT

Patrick Jordan (pjordan@rp.CSIRO.AU) wrote:
: In article <1992Oct7.032335.3176@wam.umd.edu>, monalisa@wam.umd.edu (Joe Leger) writes:
: > 
: > As a matter of fact, I find this drivel quite amusing.  My brother who is
: > a Comp/EE major also finds this funny, as he does't muh care for Mac's or
: > anything that is basically mouse driven.  Real men _type_ in commands they
: > want to use.........
: > 
: > 
: > -Joe
: 
: No, REAL men reject keyboards and just use a soldering iron and wire cutters.
: 
: -- 
: 
: Be seeing you!
: 
: Patrick.
: 
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: CSIRO Division of Radiophysics      |        // \   I am not a number,
: NSW, Australia                      |       /( 6 )  I am a free man.
: pjordan@rp.csiro.au                 |      () \_/
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I dunno I always preferred wire wrapping for programing and soldering for
Macintrashes. Diskdrive, mouse port etc.

-Veltyen
(Prospective Elec Engie ... Give us another 7 years or so though ;-))