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Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 3:20:12 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Prince gets his own back
From: sjl@doc.ic.ac.uk (Steve J Lacey)
Keywords: topical, chuckle

Dear Brad,
	This piece was found in the english newspaper "The Daily Express"
(Jill Parkin's column 26/8/92). I've reproduced it here without permission.
This may be a bit tasteless to American readers due to the subject matter.
I leave it to your discretion.

Steve.

	"When I heard that Hurricane Andrew was laying waste the southern
	 states of America, at first I assumed he was on the look-out for
	 two particular Texans, didn't you?"


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180 Queen's Gate, London SW7. Phone : 071 589 5111 x5085, Fax : 071 581 8024 
Email: sjl@doc.ic.ac.uk            `Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?'
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From: honey@citi.umich.edu (peter honeyman)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Re: dade county fixup
Keywords: topical, smirk
Date: 28 Aug 92 23:30:03 GMT

I understand that in dade county, there's a run on flat house paint.

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Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 19:30:17 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: wdye@cse.unl.edu (William Dye)
Subject: Sheer Hell
Keywords: smirk

(I believe this is original, suitable for T-shirt or bumper sticker.)

Large letters:  I WENT THROUGH HELL!

Small letters:  Elvis says "Hi!"

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Xref: sparky rec.humor.funny:831 news.answers:2730
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 4:30:03 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Perot's short list for VP
From: U49923@uicvm.uic.edu (David Child 312 281-3020 and 996-0110)
Keywords: topical, smirk

Heard on NPR's Weekend Edition Aug. 22, 1992:

The top two names on Ross Perot's short list for VP last March were
William French Smith and Cokie Roberts.  Smith, the former Attorney
General, has been dead for two years and Roberts first heard about the
list during the week ending 8-22, according to the announcer.
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Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 19:30:04 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: J.CUNNINGHAM@genie.com (The Dog)
Subject: Bush (George) jokes                    
Summary: What needs to be said
Keywords: chuckle

 There was a line in George's speach where he said
 I raised taxes 1 time and I lived to regret it.  Bill Clinton
 did it 132 times and loved every minute.
 #
 I thought he was going to add:
   And it's the same way on adultry.
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Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 4:30:04 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: hem@col400.att.com (Hillel Markowitz)
Subject: clean limerick
Keywords: chuckle

From Dear Abby (5/14 Baltimore Sun)
Sent by Kathry Leon, Seattle Washington

Two elephants - Harry & Faye
Couldn't kiss with their trunks in the way
So they boarded a plane
They're now kissing in Maine
Cause their trunks got sent to L.A.

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From: larry@bbn.com (Larry Denenberg)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Woody Allen:  Lay off, already!
Keywords: topical, chuckle
Date: 1 Sep 92 07:20:09 GMT


Heard from a New Yorker.

We shouldn't be so hard on Woody Allen.  Consider the magnitude
of his achievement:  It's the first time in over 2000 years
that a Jew has fucked a Farrow's daughter.

[Say it aloud if you don't get it.]

/Larry Denenberg
larry@bbn.com
larry@harvard.edu
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: russ@maguro.nikko.com ( Russell Chamberlin )
Subject: Re: You're Sooo Ugly Jokes
Organization: The Nikko Securities Co., International, Inc.
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 14:40:28 GMT

In article <86882@netnews.upenn.edu>, craigr@central.cis.upenn.edu (Craig Reynolds) writes:
|> Don't know where I heard it:
|> 
|> You're so ugly, you'd make a train take a dirt road.
|> 
|> Craig

Two more from Sanford and Son....

You're so ugly you, look like you've been through the ugly forest and bumped
into every tree twice....

You're so ugly, you look like you've been double dipped in the ugly bucket...

		Fred Sanford
-- 
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Davidge Data Systems, Inc. | proportional to the trouble it can cause.
   New York, New York      | ..!uunet!retix!rutgers!njin!uupsi!nikko!russ
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: oberle@ariel.lerc.nasa.gov (Lawrence Oberle)
Subject: Re: Groucho Marx?!y
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center
Date:  4 Sep 1992 12:55 EST  

>>>
>>>"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
>>>
>>>             -- Groucho on "You bet your life"
>> 
>> Remember men your fighting for the ladies honour; which is probably
>> more than she ever did.
>> 
> 
>Last night I shot an elephant in my Pajamas and how he got in my pajamas 
>I'll never know.

and from the same movie ( and the same monologue:)

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But 
we're going back next week.

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Larry Oberle  (216) 433-3647          NASA Lewis Research Center 
email: oberle@ariel.lerc.nasa.gov     MS 77-1 / 21000 Brrokpark Rd.
  or:  oberle@lims01.lerc.nasa.gov    Cleveland, Ohio   44135
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-(And YES, I LIKE CLEVELAND!!)-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

 .. We have met the enemy, and he is us!!   (Pogo)


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kaufman@gmuvax2.gmu.edu (Ken Kaufman)
Subject: Re: Rocky Horror
Organization: George Mason University, Fairfax, Va.
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 13:57:37 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.182922.25041@wam.umd.edu> kckbxr@next08pg2.wam.umd.edu (Robin Hood) writes:

>Does anybody out there have the add-lib lines for the Rocky Horror Picture  
                                 ^^^^^^^
>Show?  I'm interested in getting a copy if possible.


Doesn't anybody know a joke when he sees one?  Even in rec.humor?  By
definition, ad-lib lines are not available on line, paper and so forth.  

Mr. Hood knows perfectly well that the only place to find true ad lib
lines is at a screening of the movie, and not to be muddled by the Sal
Piro "script."


Ob-joke:  Meatloaf
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mike@cd.com (Mike Heins)
Subject: Old Joke
Organization: Central Data Corp., Champaign, IL
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 21:13:13 GMT


I tried this old one (seen recently in Microprocessor Report) on a
young acquaintance, first asking him if he knew anything about
computers:

	Whats the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car
	salesman?



	The used-car salesman knows when he's lying.


He didn't get it.  I guess you have to be the beneficiary of a
buzzword-filled spiel by some completely unenlightened salesperson.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch)
Subject: Cease Fire
Organization: trunking_fixed
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 14:31:22 GMT


    Could everyone please stop sending mail to my account. I'm calling
a cease fire, and I want to appoligize to all the rec.humor netters for
some of the  bashing I dished out. Looking back at it only few people really
deserved and I should of done it offline. I would ask everyone not to post any
crap into soc.culture.polish, check the groups before you post an article.


thanks,

mario s.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:27137 soc.culture.polish:2142
From: ifaq570@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Allen Kitchen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 27 Aug 92 17:42:53 GMT
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin


	Look guys, the subject line was pretty specific about the content
in the post.  Now, if you don't like polish/swedish/herzagovian/whatever
jokes, then don't read them!  I promise that by not reading it, you will be
much less offended, and those of us who read humor as humor and not as a
racist/bigotted/politically-incorrect/your-sin-here  attack can read them
and move on.
	It works the same way in television.  Two controls, one changes 
channels, the other turns it off.

allen (I'll be funnier next time) kitchen
ifaq570@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
From: lee@equinox.unr.edu (Lee T Grasseschi)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Good newsBad news
Keywords: Lawyer
Date: 4 Sep 92 00:02:16 GMT
Organization: University of Nevada, Reno

A guy says to his friend, "I've got some good news and some bad news.  The
good news is I spent a half-hour talking to a lawyer, and he thinks he can
solve your legal problem."
"What's the bad news?"
"I spent a half-hour talking to a lawyer."


-- 
	Lee Grasseschi				Opinions are strictly my own.
	University of Nevada, Reno              Who else is this belligerent?
	Mackay School of Mines
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: torresce@craft.camp.clarkson.edu (Carlos E. Torres)
Subject: Re: How fat is she?
Organization: Clarkson University
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 14:28:50 GMT

jbuckner@lonestar.utsa.edu (James A. Buckner) writes:
>>
>>She is SO fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo!!
>She's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
>She's so fat that 2 cops come up to her and say, "Break it up"

Then of course there's the traditional mother-fat jokes:

Your mother is so fat, Ripley couldn't believe it!
or
Your mother is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.

Mystic
alex.soto@analog.com

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: chu@TorreyPinesCA.ncr.com (Patrick Chu 3605)
Subject: bumper stickers we'd like to see
Organization: NCR (Torrey Pines Development Center)
Disclaimer: This posting does not neccessarily reflect the opinions of NCR.
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 92 17:50:01 GMT


Here are some bumper stickers I'd like to see:

I (club) my cat.	[in the spirit of "I (heart) my cat" and
					  "I (spade) my cat" ]

My child is a juvenile delinquent at Some Elementary School.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Distribution: na
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 22:24:04 GMT

In article <x4gn2nf@lynx.unm.edu>, jfreter@triton.unm.edu (The Myth) writes:
|>>>|> ObJoke:  Hey, guys! Guess what Woody Allen's next movie is
|>>>|>          going to be called!  <click-click> *BANG* thud
|>>>	Don't tell me, don't tell me, lemme guess...Honey I screwed the kids? 
|>
|>This reminds me of a new joke I just heard:
|>what do you call a brunette and three blondes on the corner...
|>
|>
|>
|>**quickly donning asbestos BVD's and ducking behind the monitor***
|>
|>
            
I'm sorry, but did you guys (mainly the first bozo) COMPLETELY MISS
the joke? (eg the "<click-click> *BANG* thud" part)

Hint: Rhymes with "I'll-shoot-the-next-idiot-that-reposts-that-stupid-coke"


(for the same lunk-heads: I did not mean "joke", I mean "coke". See
"Rhymes with".
IT'S A JOKE!!!! DON'T YOU SEE!!!!!
Sorry. I didn't mean to yell.  It's been a bad day;-)

Brian /-|-\
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From: "david klein" <david.klein@canrem.com>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: sandpaper sally - rep
Date: 2 Sep 92 11:30:35 EST
Reply-To: "david klein" <david.klein@canrem.com>
Distribution: rec
Organization: Canada Remote Systems

To: 170054.1897@smartstar.com

PL>    Subject: Sandpaper Sally - repost/rot13

PL>Here is a repost of a gross joke I read a while ago.  It is in
PL>rot13 format, so it won't offend everybody.  If you don't know
PL>how to use rot13, try <ctl>x to read it.  Different news readers
PL>may have different ways of un-roting files.  Don't read this if
PL>you are easily offended, or have good taste.  I warned you.

PL>Guvf thl jnyxf vagb n juberubhfr, naq unf gb trg ynvq ernyyl onq.
PL>Ur gryyf gur Znqnz "V unir gb trg n tvey evtug abj.  V arrq gb trg
PL>ynvq, be V'yy rkcybqr".  Gur Znqnz fnlf "Jryy, nyy bs bhe tveyf ner
PL>ohfl evtug abj.  Lbh'yy unir gb jnvg."  Gur thl fnlf "Ohg V pna'g
PL>jnvg.  V arrq n tvey abj."  Fur fnlf "Jryy gurer vf 1 tvey yrsg,
PL>Fnaqcncre Fnyyl, ohg lbh qba'g jnag ure."  Ur fnlf "V'yy gnxr ure.
PL>V whfg pna'g jnvg."  Gur Znqnz fnlf, "Jryy, V thrff vg'f BX."

PL>Fnaqcncre Fnyyl gnxrf gur thl vagb gur onpx ebbz.  Gurl trg haqerffrq
PL>naq fgneg gb unir frk.  Fnaqcncre Fnyyl vf irel qel naq ebhtu.  Gur
PL>thl fnlf "Bhpu, gung uhegf."  Fnaqcncre Fnyyl fnlf "Ubyq ba sbe n
PL>zvahgr" naq tbrf va gur onguebbz.  Fur pbzrf bhg naq gurl fgneg
PL>qbvat vg ntnva.  Abj fur vf fzbbgu naq jrg.  Gur thl fnlf "Bu lrnu,
PL>gung'f zhpu orggre."  Gurl svavfu qbvat vg, naq ur nfxf ure "Jung
PL>qvq lbh qb va gur onguebbz?"  Fnyyl fnlf "Bu, V whfg cvpxrq bss
PL>nyy bs gur fpnof naq yrg gur chff eha."
PL>---
PL> * PCB/UseNet Gateway from Sparkware #1


Great Paul!  Now, since I don't have a translator, could you please
repost it in English? <grin>  Seriously, don't be afraid of offending
anyone.  If they get offended, that's their tough shit.  They
shouldn't be reading the conference in that case.

Cheers,
Dave Klein
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dc_ags@ac.nsac.ns.ca (Don Christie)
Subject: Re: Completely non-ethnic joke
Reply-To: dc_ags@ac.nsac.ns.ca
Organization: Nova Scotia Agricultural College, Nova Scotia, CANADA
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 13:43:30 GMT

In article <17e7cvINNfjh@overload.lbl.gov>, prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem) writes:
>In article <2364@tymix.Tymnet.COM> filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM writes:
>>
>>    A black couple and their son 
>>    .
>>    .
>>    (old joke about a black guy's prick size...)
>>    .
>>    .
>>    The father smiles, looks proud, and says, "Son, I've spoiled yourmother."
>
>	Here is another one on the same lines :
>
>		This drunken white guy went to a tattoo parlour and in 
>	a fit of drunken passion, got his girlfriend Wendy's name tattooed
>	on his favourite organ. (Ouch!). Needless to say, his girl was 
>	quite flattered by this chap's devotion, and gave him a lot of lovin'
>
>		A few days later, this chap was standing at a urinal taking 
>	a pee, when a huge black fellow came up and started to pee into the 
>	next urinal. Our hero happenned to take a furtive look to see how 
>	this black guy was hung, and was surprised to see "Wendy" on that 
>	fellow's prick too.
>
>		He said, "Hey man, is your girlfriend's name Wendy too??"
>
>		The guy replied "Nope. Why do you ask ??"
>
>		"Well, I saw WENDY on your dick, so....."
>
>		"Oh that!! That isn't WENDY, it actually says :
>
>		WELCOME TO JAMAICA. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
>
>	Prem!
>


That reminds me of one I heard lately... 

A guy and his girlfriend went into a bar in Toronto one day for a beer. The
guy noticed a big black guy at the table next to him who had one white
finger... the royal finger of course. 

He didn't think too much of it, but later when he went into the can to take
a leak, he noticed that the black guy also had a white dick! Not wanting to
appear fruity, he asked the guy `Listen, I don't mean to be ignorant, but
I just gotta ask this... what's a big black bastard like you doing with a
white finger and a white dick??'

The black guy got right indignant and said to the stranger: `Just watch who
you're calling a big black bastard, fella... I'll have you to know that I'm
a Cape Breton coal miner, and I'm here on my honeymoon'.

//Rotten Donnie


Xref: sparky rec.humor:27811 rec.humor.d:2256
From: marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: trunking_fixed
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 04:57:09 GMT

In article <2005@gvgspd.GVG.TEK.COM> kjs@gvgspd.GVG.TEK.COM (Kevin J. Shuholm) writes:
>Could somebody please repost the joke?  I missed it and I'd probably get
>MUCH more enjoyment out of the flame wars if I knew the joke (or
>offsense, insult...) :-)

The flame war is over, everyone can go back to their homes and families.

regards,

mario s.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: New Zealander joke
From: mike@piglet.dosli.govt.nz (Mike Taylor)
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 23:32:24 GMT
Organization: Department of Survey and Land Information, New Zealand


Why have Australians got big nostrils?


Because they change their minds manually.
From: darsie@eecs.ucdavis.edu (Richard Darsie)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Need Dan Quayle jokes...
Date: 26 Aug 92 20:59:53 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of California, Davis

In article <1992Aug26.132723.21837@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, dh0a@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DONALD L. HARDY) writes:
> 
> >Subject says it all....do you have any?
> 

Q. What's the difference between a gum-chewing Dan Quayle and a
   cud-chewing cow?

A. It's the intelligent look on the face of the cow.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:27616 soc.culture.polish:2268 alt.censorship:7318
From: joemays@bsu-cs.bsu.edu (Joseph F. Mays)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 1 Sep 92 20:43:18 GMT
Organization: Dept. of CS Ball State University Muncie IN

In article <1992Sep1.193027.4913@unislc.uucp> miket@unislc.UUCP (Michael Thompson,B2C04,4560) writes:
>I'm not sure what a TP44 is; however, a BB (Ball Bearing) gun is a very
>low powered air rifle.  Like I said before a BB is very small, ~one eighth
>of an inch in diameter.  The gun is fired by manually pumping up the pressure
>in the gun prior to shooting it.  BB guns are generally used by children for
>shooting at birds at close range.  I hope this explanation helps.  

Even this might give a false impression of exactly how low-powered a BB gun
is.  Let me put it this way:  When I was eight I shot a robin at about 15
yards with my Daisy BB gun.  At that range, the BB bounced off the bird.

Hardly a deadly weapon.

Joe
From: vander@flab.fujitsu.co.jp (Mike van der Velden)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Date: 31 Aug 92 23:58:47 GMT
	<1992Aug31.152959.22261@venice.sedd.trw.com>
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Fujitsu Laboratories Ltd., Kawasaki, Japan

In article <1992Aug31.152959.22261@venice.sedd.trw.com> gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
> In article <1992Aug31.145217.202595@uctvax.uct.ac.za> rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
> >
> >Here a sampling of some American jokes (from one who has lived there, milked
> >the system, and escaped, sane).
> >
> >
> >- their houses: big bad Andrew went huff, and puff, and all the houses fell
> >	down...try bricks next time, guys!
> 
> Ever see a brick house after an earthquake, sport?

I see.  Get many earthquakes in Florida, do you?


> 
> ObJoke: South African Justice.

Like the police in America have a better reputation...


> -- 
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> TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
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    Postcards must be received by          Japan
    November 15, 1992
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: Brian R. O'Hern (BRO'HERN)
Subject: Woody Allan Joke
Followup-To: same
Reply-To: ohernb@lonexb.rl.af.mil
Organization: USAF Rome Laboratory
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 13:35:06 GMT
Expires: soon

Have you heard about Allan's new movie?


Me Too.

BRO'HERN (Electronics Engineer)
____________________________________________________________________________
           STD DISCLAIM APPLIES ('disClaim dat I make is no lie...)
Unless otherwise noted, I say what I say about what I think or thought with
total disregard for what the U. S. Air Force says or thinks and vice versa.

____________________________________________________________________________
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
From: jholtgra@afit.af.mil (Jeremy C. Holtgrave)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 20:36:39 GMT

>Secondly is this the great Democracy pitch, the good old first ammandment?
>The only thing is that people allover the world subscribe to this group,
>not everyone is American and for that matter does not give a shit about
>YOUR FIRST AMMENDMENT. This is an international community, and I don't
>want some infintile (BRETT who ever you are) to spread such sarcastic
>and insulting jokes, THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR MUST BE DEALT WITH, or tell
>him to mover over to the German group, Itallian group - whatever as
>long as he stops bashing Polish culture.


What is this, rec.big.brother?  If somebody posts a joke that offends
you, either develop a sense of humor or stop reading this newsgroup.
Most jokes make fun of somebody and nobody's off limits.
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 3 Sep 92 19:15:55 GMT
Article-I.D.: venice.1992Sep3.191555.11073
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA

In article <1992Sep3.160226.4092@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>In article <1992Sep3.020842.23955@news.ysu.edu> ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller) writes:
>>
>>In a previous article, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) says:
>>
>>
>>Now, one last time, I am in America, and I like religious humor.  I will
>>read it, and I will post it as I choose, as is my right.  If you don't
>>like it, TOO FUCKING BAD!!  Live with it...
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>
>    Friend, so what cave did you grow up in, and why there is so much
>hatred in you? I don't have anything against religous jokes so long as
>they are not offensive, but why must we get so desperate to pull out
>the dirtiest laundry? Ye, Ye, I know GET THE F*** OF THE NETWORK IF
>YOU DON'T LIKE, have any better arguments?
>

None are needed.  Why don't you type "u" the next time you are asked
if you want to read rec.humor.

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