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From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: MORE BRAIN DAMAGE
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 16:44:49 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.192719.172@ccsvax.sfasu.edu> 
  z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
>WHEN YOU DIE, YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR HEAD DONATED TO SCIENCE.  I HEAR THEY'RE
>TRYING TO COME UP WITH THE PERFECT VACUUM.

Your mother drank and smoked a lot when she was pregnant with you, right?

C Frog
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From: brian@odie.cs.mun.ca (Brian Paquet)
Subject: Re: Send Mail
Keywords: help
Organization: CS Dept., Memorial University of Newfoundland
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 09:35:43 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.224235.19941@ncmicro.lonestar.org> ltf@ncmicro.lonestar.org (Lance Franklin) writes:
>
>Well, at any rate, ya'll don't forget to CC: cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu when you send those
>uuencoded core files!  No use letting Chris have all the fun.
>

Don't forget to copy the initial post and send it to Him, his frend
and Root :)

I FLEX IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!! :)
VOLCANO

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From: carter@vxdesy.desy.de
Subject: Re: Agnostics and Atheists
Organization: (DESY, Hamburg, Germany)
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 19:04:10 GMT

 It seems to me that if you can have a photon or other elementary particle
 behave as an all embracing wave, and pass through a largish volume, and
 turn into a point source immediately you threaten to make a spacial 
 measurement(you don't even have to do the measurement, just have the ability
 to do it, THEN whether you have a God or not depends entirely on how you make
 the measurement. 
  You can measure the quality of beer(English) in the same way.
   If believing in God works for you, then He exists; if not, well F**kit Have
 another beer Vicar.
From: cholette@JSP.UMontreal.CA (Cholette Martin)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: thread
Date: 21 Jul 92 21:46:45 GMT
Organization: Universite de Montreal

>> >>>You really should get out more.
>> >>I could use a Whore!                        ha ha ha ha ha, ho ho ho ho ho
>> >This is really a bore........
>> you are making me sore
>This thread is really getting poor.
If this continues, I'll hit my head on the floor.
From: evilted@vesta.unm.edu (Evilted)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Food Vending Machines
Date: 22 Jul 92 23:42:57 GMT
Organization: Hedonism, Inc.

In article <1992Jul19.185325.17058@ncsu.edu> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD CRAIG HYATT) writes:
>In article <oa65NB3w165w@major.panix.com> dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea) writes:
>>echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD CRAIG HYATT) writes:
>>
>>> In article <1992Jul15.214538.26592@wam.umd.edu> ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect
>>> |> At least two US soldiers die each year as a result of kicking faulty
>>> |> vending machines, according to a US army study. Another 25 GI's are
>>> |> injured after "kicking, striking, shaking or otherwise assaulting
>>> |> malfunctioning vending machines which in consequence fall over".
>>> |> 
>>> >Why is this in r.h?  I didn't think it was too funny when my cousin lost his
>>> >life after a fully-stocked soda machine fell on him.  He was 18.  We still
>>> >think about you, Michael.
>>> >
>>> >Bill
>>>  
>>> Did Mike get his 50 cents back from the vending company?
>>
>>Hey, we don't know that he never got his soda...
>>
>
>I'm sure that either way, he was crushed.
>
But was it orange or grape?

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From: edbis@solomon.technet.sg (Koh Eng San)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: French Jokes
Date: 21 Jul 92 08:34:34 GMT
Organization: National University of Singapore

Hi there,

A good friend of mine (female of course!) is leaving for France to study. I
would like to send her some French jokes. They can either be in French or
about the French... stuff like that.

Would appreciate if your can e-mail to me at edbis@solomon.technet.sg or post
the jokes here.

Cheers!
From: ENVIRON@SLACVM.SLAC.STANFORD.EDU (Brett Rogers)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Hunting "Natl Lampoons Another Dirty Bk"
Date: 22 Jul 92 23:55:13 GMT
Organization: Stanford Linear Accelerator Center


     Does anyone have a copy of "National Lampoon's Another Dirty Book"
they're willing to part with - or know where I can go to find one?  I'm
pretty sure it's been out of print now for at least a few years.  It's a
thin, black, standard-sized paperback.  I know it's not a great bargaining
ploy to admit this, but: I AM DESPERATE.  I've been looking for this damn
book for over a year now, and nothing's turned up.  Very heartfelt thanks
to anyone who can help me in any way, shape, or form...

Brett Rogers
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: PROGRESS
From: z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu
Date: 24 Jul 92 09:15:24 CST
Organization: Stephen F. Austin State University

IF PRO IS TH EOPPOSITE OF CON, WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF CONGRESS?
From: niran@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Moonraker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: 25 Jul 1992 17:12:45 -0500
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

The pastor and his wife were discussing, over their dinner:

"Since woman  was made after man", said the wife " it seems to me that woman is 

a much better model than man".
"No dear", said the pastor. " The reason that man was made before woman was that

 God did not want any advice".


Niranjan
From: pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes
Date: 29 Jul 92 07:47:35 GMT
Reply-To: pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik)
Organization: British Telecom Research Labs


In article <51038@dime.cs.umass.edu>, prosser@elux3.cs.umass.edu (DANIEL PROSSER) writes:
|> 
|> 	Y'know, most of the blonde jokes I've heard on this group
|> are just recycled JAP jokes.  (And they weren't that funny then...).
|> The only related joke I saw that _was_ funny, was the one a blonde
|> posted in rebuttal ("Why are blonde jokes always one-liners?").
|> 
|> 					dylyn
|> 
|> P.S.  Y'know what else?  As the husband of a good little Jewish girl (well, 
|> okay, a GREAT little Jewish girl) :->, all of the stereotypes alluded to in
|> the JAP jokes were WAY off-base.  How do these things get started?
|>

Wouldn't you want to know.  ;-)

       SPHINX


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From: bobk@gibdo.engr.washington.edu (Bob)
Subject: Birthday Practical Joke (Was: Send Mail)
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 23:24:26 GMT

Clark Adams (cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu) writes:
| Please help me.  My friend just got an e-mail account and told me that
| he wants some mail.  Could you please send him a lot of it.  

Richard Steven Walz (rstevew@deeptht.armory.com) writes:
| No, No, NO!! Please don't do this. His mail will overflow and his
| sysadmin won't like him. 

  This account of a similar joke was in today's paper (Seattle Post 
  Intelligencer):

      Did you catch the one-column ad in Friday's paper?

      A childhood photo of Barbara Ekren Fortun ran above the words:

                            PROUD TO BE 50.

            BIRTHDAY CALLS ARE BEING ACCEPTED AT (206)488-6395.
  
      The ad was placed by Barbara's prankster huband, Tryg, without
      her knowledge.  And she's not 50, she's 40.

      At first, Fortun says, his wife was angry that he placed the ad in
      the paper a day early, thus adding one day to her age and causing 
      complete strangers to start calling her at 7 a.m.  Then she found
      out what it said.

      "It wasn't good," says Fortun of his wife's reaction.  "It's cost
      me a lot of money and jewelry.  And she's still mad.  We're talking
      screaming and serious bitterness."  And that was before she found
      out the Bothell man also put up a 4-by-8 sign on Aurora [the street
      with the city's heaviest traffic.]
  
      What possesed him?  Tryg says, "Well, you've got to do something
      when someone turns 40."

      Tryg fortune is 39.  Suggestions are being accepted for what his
      "shy, quietand reserved" wife should do to him when it's his turn.
  ==

  Bob                                               Seattle, Washington

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Subject: Re: Send Mail
From: longneck@nova.cs.uni.edu ( John Longnecker )
Date: 30 Jul 92 13:20:01 -0500
Organization: Department of Computer Science, Michigan State University
Keywords: help

This is a much belated reply to a jackalope comment that I had concern that
people did not understand. This is related to the mating habits of 
jackalope.

Jackalope mating does need a lightning storm and a cloudless night but
there also has to be at least a half moon. That's because the lightning
is needed to get him up and she is in heat only at night; he needs the
moonlight with no clouds to find her.

When I was hunting them in Idaho near Pocatello, (they were more
abundant further north and a little east) I'd drive a fire truck with
a powerful generator mounted on it. When I'd spot jackalope droppings,
I'd stop the truck and start the generator. The generator would power the 
spotlight (if no moon) and the laser to emulate lightning. I'd then get
the pumps going to spray the water. I'd then don my pants with the female
jackalope bottom painted on the seat and get down on all fours next to
one of the sage bushes. The male would be aroused by the fake lightning,
see the female bottom presented and go for it. When he jumped me, I'd
quickly grab him. (You learn to grab him *quickly* or face the 
consequences.)

If you have further questions about jackalopes, do not hesitate to 
post them.

BTW, I understand Elf!!! just has Omaha paint the fake female jackalope on 
his bare butt. Don't know for sure, just a rumor.

8^#)#
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: 27 Jul 92 13:18:49 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <bobk.711990658@slinky.NSD.3Com.COM>, bobk@ESD.3Com.COM (Bob Konigsberg) writes:
> Here's an old one:
> 
> God created Adam and then Eve.  God told Adam that Eve was to be his
> companion for life, and that he would be spending a lot of time with
> her.  Adam went off into the bushes with Eve and returned shortly asking
> "God? What's a headache?"
> 
> 

Do you know why God created man before woman?
He couldn't bear the thought of her standing over his shoulder giving him
instructions.

"Yes, I'll have that. Put that one there. I like those long ones. And I'll have
one of those.... Ooo that;s nice I'll have two of those......"


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From: dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore)
Subject: Burned out lights
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 13:43:06 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.013222.18939@athena.cs.uga.edu> cadams@athena.cs.uga.edu (Clark Adams) writes:
>
>Thery is a subdivision in Gulfport, MS called "Canal Place".  One night
>someone went to all of their signs and removed the C's.  I thought
>is was pretty funny.

Just like in one of those "Revenge of the Nerds" movies.  They went
to the "Hotel Coral Essex", but of coarse it became:

              Hot    oral   sex
From: lwest@futserv.austin.ibm.com (Lynn West)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Road Signs and Vending Machines
Date: 23 Jul 92 16:00:57 GMT
Organization: IBM Coporation - Advanced Workstations Division.

Since we see threads on "Road Signs" and "Vending Machines" here's a
delivery to the intersection of those two subjects.   On a vending
machine in this building:

DO NOT TIP THIS MACHINE

Personally, I don't always tip waiters; I _never_ tip vending machines.

LWest
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: License Plates
Date: 24 Jul 92 17:10:53 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <1992Jul17.010220.7232@spectra.com>, johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson) writes:
> Some recently seen license plates:
> EWFORIA   (could also be shortened to U4IA)
> SH8Y LDY
> D2THDOC   (frame said DENTIST)
> 
> As a bonus, I saw this sign on an 18 wheeler:
> "Oh, it's you Bob"
> (you had to have seen U.S. TV commercials about 6 months ago)

One was allocated in Sydney, Australia before the police worked out what it
meant, 6ULDV8
From: markb@pogo.wv.tek.com (Mark Bishop;6853201;63-424;LP=A;P0HG)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: DOCTOR JOKES PLEASE!!
Date: 28 Jul 92 19:49:01 GMT
Article-I.D.: pogo.13236
Distribution: usa
Organization: Tektronix, Inc., Wilsonville, OR.


me to please :-)






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From: wct@po.CWRU.Edu (William C. Thompson)
Subject: Young Ones (old Brit comedy)
Reply-To: wct@po.CWRU.Edu (William C. Thompson)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 12:45:35 GMT


Does anyone know where I could get my hands on copies of 
"The Young Ones."  It was an absolutely hysterical comedy that
used to run on MTV eons ago, but they stopped showing it.
There were only 12 episodes ever made, but I loved everyone of
them.
-- 

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From: suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com ()
Subject: Humor from the News
Originator: suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com
Reply-To: suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com ()
Organization: TRW Space & Defense
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 22:20:32 GMT

Don't waste your time with rec.humor, just read the newspapers and/or
magazines and listen to the radio.  Specifically:

A news broadcast mentioned the recent helicopter crash at Quantico and
quoted Robert Dornan, Congressman from California, saying, "This was an
inopportune time for a crash."

Last week's Time (7/20, p 64) contains an article commenting on the sad
state of the economy and the low likelihood of a substantial recovery.
However, they did list a "bright spot" as an "increase in state and
local government employment".

The LA Times had an article about a retired appelate judge and ex-IRS
agent who has been a thorn in the side of the city hall people at
Walnut, CA.  He noted that the city hall was only half full, yet they
were planning to build a new one.  Also, that there was a consultant on
the city payroll that no one seemed to know what he did.  It has gotten
to the point that the city has appointed one person to talk to the
gadfly and the remainder of the employees are not to speak to him.  One
councilman described this fellow as "an anal passage", but the Times
went on to say that "those were not the exact words used".
-- 
Maurice Suhre
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From: mayers@cemmva.cem.msu.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Radio pranks
Date: 27 Jul 92 22:18:32 GMT
Reply-To: mayers@cemmva.cem.msu.edu
Distribution: world, usa, na
Organization: MSU_Chemistry

A most useful way to remove hundreds of followups to this group is to apply 
group theories (not the high-level mathematics) to your thoughts.  Try this:
Write a circle on a piece of paper. Label it UL's.  Draw a second circle,
intersecting the first circle, label it actually happened.  The intersection
of these two sets (<-official math term) is the set of events that happened,
but still have become gossip/UL's.  Did it happen/it happened to me/well then
U must have been stoned arguments become irrelevant as U realize that U are
not arguing the UL-ish-ness of the story, just whether the story falls within
the intersection of the afore-mentioned sets.

Anson "Costing the Net $1,000,000's for this post, but at least I am trying to
cut down the rediculous spending by others :-)" Mayers
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BTW, what is FWIW, I apparently missed that one..........
From: sl@cns.umist.ac.uk (Stuart Lea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: What is red and .........
Date: 21 Jul 92 10:57:34 GMT
Organization: UMIST, Manchester, England.



What is red, got wings and hides in trees ?













A sanitary owl.

:->

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From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Organization: /usr/local/rn/organization
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 19:44:23 GMT

In article <13583@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys

Vomito Negro

Her Majesty, the Baby

Kissing the Pink	(LOVE that name!)


Mike
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Subject: RE: BAND NAMES
From: michael.haley@cccbbs.UUCP (Michael Haley) 
Date: 30 Jul 92 00:54:00 GMT
Reply-To: michael.haley@cccbbs.UUCP (Michael Haley) 
Distribution: world
Organization: Cincinnati Computer Connection BBS - Cincinnati, OH - 513-752-8248

As far as funny band names go, how bout "Free Beer".... great crowd
getter...
                                                  
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From: tammy@ms-1.gvl.unisys.com (Tammy Draper)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: Unisys Defense Systems, Great Valley Labs, Paoli, Pa
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 13:28:21 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.175736.7749@vax.oxford.ac.uk> aspin@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>In article <19337@optima.cs.arizona.edu>, jaw@cs.arizona.edu (Jim Wilson) writes:
>etc.
>
>I find that truth is usually stranger than fiction when it comes to names.
>I met an American girl can Fanny Heimann once. (The word "fanny" refers to
>nearby but different parts of the anatomy according to if you are British
>or American but I thought her parents were a bit sick either way!).
>
>Also, a friend of a friend is called Hugh Janus.
>
>P

 I was looking in the local phone book the other day (casual reading) when
 I came across the name "Fred Crotchfelt".  Can you imagine what this guy
 goes through?          


 Tammy


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From: s9205@gte.com (Rohit Gupta)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: foo
Date: 22 Jul 92 14:12:50 GMT
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Waltham MA

Yes, I heard that foo comes from FUBAR. Source : My AI professor..

rohit
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Date: 31 Jul 92 14:22:24 GMT
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA

michael@paul.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:

>In article <1992Jul29.162916.1@gallua.gallaudet.edu> 11srust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust) writes:

>	   Oh Please! spare us your lies! You have obviously not
>		   seen "When Harry Met Sally", eh?

>	   Just when you think you've actually been performing
>		   fantasic, you find out they've been rehashing their
>			   afternoon soaps or other whatnot.

>	   (Goldie Hawn did a hellofan impression, didn't she?)
>            ^^^^^^^^^^^

>An impression of who? Meg Ryan, perhaps? :)


Could someone please post Meg's lines in the cafe' scene please?

Dave
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Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
From: dbd@icf.hrb.com (Douglas B. Dodson)
Date: 24 Jul 92 12:49:52 EST
Organization: HRB Systems, Inc.

Please add my name to the list...

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Subject: Re: Rodney Dangerfield
From: syntax1@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
Date: 23 Jul 92 19:38:09 -0600
Organization: Mankato State University

In article <1992Jul22.172818.1642@smartstar.com>, syspb@smartstar.com (Paul) writes:
> In the movie 'Back to School', Rodney Dangerfield was sitting in a hot tub
> with some good looking coed girls.  He asks one of the girls what her major
> was, and she said Poetry.  He says 'Oh, well maybe you can help me straighten
> out my Longfellow'.  A while later, he goes underwater with a diving mask.
> He comes up out of the water and says 'Now that's what I call Marine Biology'.


Exactly why was this posted?

Not that I don't like Rod, but I'm curious to see why you made this a public
appraisal of some of his weaker material...

Rodney Dangerfield has had many quips which were much better...

bh


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From: hue.Princeton.EDU!djdobson (Daniel J. Dobson)
Subject: Re: Bank Names
Originator: news@ernie.Princeton.EDU
Keywords: bands and whatnot
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 13:46:06 GMT

Then, there's always "Buster Himan and the Penetrators."  But that's just me.

Gorganzolas,
Wolff
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From: lou@netlink.cts.com (Louis Puccio)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: U
Date: 24 Jul 92 00:19:24 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

david@c-cat.UUCP (Dave) writes:

> chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu writes:
> 
> > Why is it that there are more euphamisms for breasts than for the penis?
> 
> I suppose there are at least twice as many... ar ar ar!
> 
> 
>                                                        -David
> 
> China Cat System     
> (301)604-5976 8N1
> david@sandr.com 

...and heavier also!

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From: jacobson@donnelley.com (Eric Jacobson)
Subject: Re: coming and going
Organization: R. R. Donnelley & Sons Company, Lisle, Illinois
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:09:51 GMT

In article <8B55NB1w164w@c-cat.UUCP> david@c-cat.UUCP (Dave) writes:
> tom@vexcel.com (Tom Baltzer) writes:
> > 
> > Make like a shepard and get the flock out of here.
> 
>My favorite one is..
>
>Make like a newborn and head out.
>
Make like a breach baby and butt out!
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