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Date:         Mon, 16 Nov 1992 19:07:31 CST
From:         Little Inquisitor <U33963@UICVM.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: do bee do bee do help...

On Mon, 16 Nov 1992 16:33:11 MST Thumper said:
>Renato said:
>
>>Against my best judgment cause I don't like this song (or Sinatra):
>>
>>Strangers in the night, exchanging glances  [that's all?]
>>Wondring in the night what were the chances  [depends on your animal
>magnetism]
>>We'd be sharing love before the night was through [just practice safe sex
>>                                                   if you're going to exchange
>>                                                   more than glances & love]
>[more silliness deleted]
>
>Thanks Renato, baby...  wunnerful wunnerful!  I particularily liked your
>appended comments.  :)  :)

I'm in *that* kind of a mood today: mellow and with an attitude; ecumenical
yet feisty; peaceful but outrageous...  You should have seen what I was like
some twenty yrs ago.

>
>I also got the lyrics from (none other than) the Bloomster... though he sent
>them privately so as to avoid the net.insinuations that would be generated by
>the very fact that he knew the words to this (but then again, he forgot he was
>dealing with me)... :)  :)

What's this?  Oh dear, we wouldn't want to besmirch his reputation, would we?
It would take a helluva lot more to soil mine, let me tell you; I got skeletons
in the closet by the truckload.  After a brief visit with Mr./Mrs Glenlivet, an
d  given the proper frame of mind, I'll be ready to tell all.  (I still hope to
 publish my diaries in their unadorned entirety some day.)

>And to think that Fripp called Bloomie clueless and slightly slack!  Pah!  ;*)
>Clueless?!  Shit, this man barfs out facts about King Crimson (and maybe
>Sinatra) like they were yesterday's greasy breakfast!  Pah!  And slack?!  NOT!
>I've got a first-hand counter-example of that! I found Michael to be nothing
>short of erect.   :*)

Pray, do tell all; our ears are fully upright at the attention position. Net.
insinuations are somewhat tame, lame and a shame!

>
>>[Was it as good for you as it was for me?]
>
>Oh... Renato... baby... seeng for'd me, dawlink....   ;)

You ain't seen nothing yet.  There's a lot more where that came from.  Trust me
.

>
>Now my poet friend and I can get on with co-authoring our own version of
>"Strangers in the Night", aptly entitled, "Strangers in the Net"...  I wonder
>if I could find a bodhran part in the tune somewhere? Mahhhhhhhh ha ha!

To bang your skins in unison?

Renato "The Little Inquisitor's Evil Twin"

>
>Lyrically yours,
>Thumper!
>
>p.s. anyone picked up the soundtrack to _Dracula_ yet?
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Date:         Sat, 21 Nov 1992 16:44:00 EDT
From:         5_DCOREY@FAIR1.BITNET
Subject:      Re: PRINCESTER?

First of all, what IS a Princester? Is that what I'm supposed to be? Okay,
I.....guess I understand that. 2nd, as you can see, I CAN take a joke.
3rd, NO, I don't think of Prince as being holy. The man was on television
with seatless pants. Try explaining that concept to your 70 year old
grandmother - even though she's pretty hip! Ha ha. Everyone should be able
to laugh at himself or herself. The famous top ten author might be a
Prince convert someday anyway! Ha ha.........

Peace!
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Date:         Mon, 23 Nov 1992 16:22:36 -0500
From:         mjferzig@MIDWAY.UCHICAGO.EDU
Subject:      Recycling...

I hereby award the ALLMUSIC recycling award for 1992 (what's left of it...)
to Ilia!!! I received some tapes from her today in an envelope that I had
previously used. What earns her the award, though, is that I had originally
sent the envelope to SONIA! I wonder what Sonia sent Ilia? Anyway, I got a
good laugh out of that one. BTW - the tapes arrived safely, Ilia - I'll
give you a review when I get the chance to listen to them!

Speaking of recycling, have you guys ever discussed the longbox dilemma?
What do y'all think of the wasteful packaging problem? Let's hear some
heated debate here...

Where all y'all today? I've only gotten 8 messages all day! This list is
not useful for procrastination unless you guys write to it!!!!

Marsha "I really don't want to write this paper..." Ferziger
Marsha J. Ferziger
University of Chicago School of Law
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Date:         Tue, 17 Nov 1992 12:58:29 EST
From:         Sonia Kovitz <skovitz@MAGNUS.ACS.OHIO-STATE.EDU>
Subject:      Sundry items

Gosh, since I can't collect all the posts into a single basket like the Big
Guys do, this is difficult.

Renato: you and Jack Benny are 39.

Hey Michelle,
I'm also a hot, sexy, intelligent and temperamental Scorpio, BTW.

Husker Du:  my husb. has always been a fan of them, even to the point of buying
solo Bob Mould (which is even WORSE).  This is one of the few areas where we
don't agree musically.  I just DON'T UNDERSTAND what's so great about these
guys.  Kind of a nice texture of sound, but the beat is so DEADLY.  Will
someone explain what I'm missing.

Calling McIntyre: Robert Quine arrived... ( I can't figure WHAT'S on the other
side--weird violins... just weird... I haven't listened to much of it)
I really ENJOY Quine--it sounds like one long jam to me, rather than individual
songs.  I love his inventiveness and his sound.  At times the drums seem
almost like a track it's so fanatically regular... but other than that I think
this is great stuff.  Need to listen many more times to fully absorb--I give
Quine high marks!

Ilia--about your comments on the concert: I guess I do sound like a naive
American getting all excited about the music and not fully grasping the
unspoken dimensions.  I guess NOTHING can happen in Russia that isn't
political, whether it wants to be or not.  While watching I (naively) had
figured those jamming militia-men had truly "changed camps"--since I was
thinking
about the revolution where the czar's men sometimes just jumped ranks and
joined the reds...  Thanks for the reality check.  Hey, did you ever get those
Blues tapes?  Are you a convert?  Bob Tee... your tapes should have arrived by
now.  I guess the snail to Canada is even slower than domestic snail.

Demonic Upchucko: I know you're busy doing obscure things to obscurer data, but
I hope you'll remember to reply to my query on Buckethead...

Sonia
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Date:         Mon, 16 Nov 1992 07:19:00 CST
From:         "Leonard Watkins" <ISTS024@UABDPO.BITNET>
Subject:      Roy Rogers

Saw Roy Rogers this weekend, he ias a very fast slide player, the fastest
i've seen, but not near the best, his rendition of Robert Johnson's tunes
did not sit well with me, they were 'jazzed' up and didn't have near the
emotional content as the orginal, he could have a least tried.

The opening band was a local/regional band called "Topper Price and The
Upsetters" they were more enjoyable that Roy, Rick Kurtz showed up to
play with them, he was an orignal member b4 Delbert Mclinton hired him
away....He's a nice player. Roy was very fascinatiing, but never got me
grooving..........L.W.
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Date:         Wed, 18 Nov 1992 00:46:26 -0500
From:         Vampire Lestat <wk00636@WORLDLINK.COM>
Subject:      Re: House and spirituality ?

O.K. I agree E-Mail would be better but since I am still reasonably new to
all this I, ...guess what..., don't know how to send e-mail over the Internet.

Could you so kindly reply with some info?

Oh and by the way in regard to your reply to my reply, I am glad that we are
now clear on what I said in my first posting and that we can actually agree
on what I was trying to convey. With regard to your comment on where I
actually got my mindset from and that you believe that it probably didn't
come from House music, well I agree with you on that one; nonetheless, I do
like the feel from the gamut of my experiences with music in general, it just
so happens that recently my most intriguing experiences have come from House.

Brett Francis "Vampire Lestat"
California
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Date:         Fri, 20 Nov 1992 00:23:57 -0500
From:         jkh2001@ANDY.BGSU.EDU
Subject:      Re: PRINCE & NPG

>>OOH...Now you've done it.....
>>
>>THE TOP TEN REASONS ALLMUSIC IS NOT DISCUSSING PRINCE'S NEW ALBUM:
>>10. Sonny Sharrock doesn't appear on it
>>9. Vinnie doesn't appear on..oh wait a minute...maybe he does?
>>7. Libby Doe has got a bigger tongue
>{lots of ignorant stuff deleted}
>>
>>...and the number one reason why allmusic isn't discussing Prince's new album:
>>
>>1. Prince sucks farts from dead wet ducks.
>>
>>8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
>>-Adam
>
>Adam, If you don't like Prince that is fine, but you do not have to insult the
>people like me and Darice like him.  Prince is a rather unique individual, yes.
>However, he is probably one of the most talented musicians there has ever been.
>How many POPULAR artists write, produce, and perform all of their own stuff.
>At least he's not 'Milli Vanilli' which was an embarrasment to us all, I'm
>sure.  But anyway, he IS a very talented musician and should be given the
>respect he deserves, I'm sure you couldn't do any better!  Save your top ten
>lists for the David Letterman show, this is no place for that kind of ignorance
>and only makes U look bad

Jeff,
        It's a joke son, don't ya get it?  It's not meant to be an insult,
it's meant to be funny.  If you can't take a little playful ribbing ever
now and then, you are definitely in the wrong place.  Everyone here has
opinions and Adam is just as free toi express his as you are to express
yours.  Just because you don't agree with it does not make Adam or his
opinion ignorant.  Even if it is ignorant, this is just as good a place as
any to be ignorant.  Ask Leonard.
        Oh, just in case U wondered, I think Prince blows dog.

Jeremy

"Sometimes I feel like I don't know
 Sometimes I feel like checking out
 I wanna get it wrong
 Can't always be strong
 And love it won't be long ..." - U2
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Date:         Wed, 18 Nov 1992 19:54:42 -0500
From:         mjferzig@MIDWAY.UCHICAGO.EDU
Subject:      Re: House and spirituality ?

Hendrik Jan sez:

>Talking about beautiful: y'all *did* buy Marco's cd, didn't you???
>If not: eternal blame, shame and flame on you, your children and your
>children's children, up to the 7th generation... Ha!
>Amen.

For the clueless newbies...(am I still one?)...Marco -

what's this CD like? What kind of music? (Loose, useless labels OK...) Will
I like it? How do I get it? C'mon - give me the dirt, 'kay?

Marsha "neophytes are cool...I think..." Ferziger
From: s0454850@let.rug.nl (J.P. Prenger)
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Subject: Re: Louie Louie
Date: 17 Nov 92 20:01:10 GMT
Organization: Faculteit der Letteren, Rijksuniversiteit Groningen, NL

In article <ALLMUSIC%92111314075020@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU> "Leonard Watkins" <ISTS024@UABDPO.BITNET> writes:
>Date:         Fri, 13 Nov 1992 13:02:52 CST
>From:         "Leonard Watkins" <ISTS024@UABDPO.BITNET>
>Subject:      Louie Louie
Why does the FCC allow those things in songs, but if a DJ were to say it 
they'd freak out..................L.W.

What do  you mean, does anybody have the right to 'allow' anything an artist 
does? Remember the first amendment of your constitution, pal! 

Jan Peter Prenger           ::  'Facts are stupid things'      
University of Groningen     ::  (Ronald Reagan - God's worst joke)
The Netherlands             ::  'Don't let me out... I know I'll kill again'
E-mail: s0454850@let.rug.nl ::  (Henry Lee Lucas)
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Date:         Tue, 17 Nov 1992 09:59:59 EST
From:         Michelle May <MAMAY@WAYNEST1.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: Prince Concerts

Haven't heard anything recently. . . So far he's given two tours over in
Europe the past couple of years and has yet to do something stateside. . .


Michelle
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Date:         Thu, 19 Nov 1992 23:27:59 -0500
From:         mjferzig@MIDWAY.UCHICAGO.EDU
Subject:      Catalog

Dear all...musickers...

        Forgive me if you all already get this, but I got my copy today
so...
There's this neatocool catalog called "Music in Motion". It's like 60 pages
of music-type gifts, books, posters, clothing, tapes, jewelry, instruments
and paraphenalia, educational materials, home furnishings, T-shirts etc. I
though of you all when I saw the "Kitty sings the blues" T-shirt...

My birdie done left me...
My mousie too...
Now I'm hungry...
Ooooooooh....

I laughed...There's also other wisdom such as-
All the ladies swoon when the tenor sings...
...but the bass takes them home! - Norman Luboff

In rehearsal you only need to say four things. Too late, too early, too
loud, too soft. Only they are never too soft, so you can get by with three.
- Bernard Haitlink.

Anyway - there's lots of neat stuff in here. The address is
Music in Motion
PO BOx 833814
Richardson TX  75083-3814

I think you'll like it...

Marsha "I just ordered a music design contact lens case!" Ferziger
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Date:         Sun, 15 Nov 1992 19:34:29 -0500
From:         "Vampire Lestat" <wk00636@WORLDLINK.COM>
Subject:      Re: House and spirituality ?

Oh and by the way I am interested in finding out some more about the
Netherlands as I have been thinking about going there sometime in the future,
since you said that you're at the University of Utrecht in the Netherland I
thought I might ask you...

Thanks, Goodbye.
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Date:         Fri, 20 Nov 1992 10:55:44 CST
From:         crispen <crispen@EFFTOO.BOEING.COM>
Subject:      Re: Malcom x question

Leonard Watkins <ISTS024%UABDPO.BITNET@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU>

>I was looking at a picture of mr x and he was wearing a ring that had
>a qtr moon with a star inside the curve of the moon. What is this a symbol
>for anyone know.   (*  (sorta like that)........L.W.

There are two organizations that use this ring.  One is the Knights of
Columbus (reserved for Past Master Inquisitors) and the other is
Phi Gamma Delta fraternity (souvenir of Fiji Week Toga Party).

I suspect, based on Malcolm's profound religious convictions, that he
was a Gaminal.
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Date:         Mon, 16 Nov 1992 16:17:42 -0500
From:         Russ Gelinas <R_GELINAS@UNHH.UNH.EDU>
Subject:      I feel good!

  You live a good life, good things happen to you...

  A yard-sale-fanatic friend picked up the business card of a guy having
a sale.  "Technical Sorcery", electronic equipment repair.  Hmmm, might
come in handy....Hey, what's this, my amp is dead (no comments n.n., it
wasn't the tubes :-).  Daddy's (local chain) wants *how much*?!!!!!!  And
it'll take *how many weeks*?!!!!!!!

  So I give the guy a call.  On Saturday.  He's there.  I bring in the amp.
He starts in on it, and we have a loooooonnnggg conversation about amps
and this kind of tube vs. that kind etc.  Really interesting stuff esp.
to a tube buff (that's buff, not buffer) like me.  Guy's really into
Groove Tubes, worked for them for a while.  The bad things I've heard
about them are probably not true at all.  This guy is a perfectionist;
he's telling me about the difference in the amount of vacuum in Chinese
vs. Bulgarian tubes, lettering schemes, all sorts of stuff.  Shows me
a book with the most mouth-watering collection of amps on the cover.
Didn't GMAW, but my knees got weak, as Jim would say.  Anyway, he's
got to take the amp apart, so I'm thinking, great, this is gonna cost me
a mint.  Wrong.  Just talked to him.  $40.  $40!!  It was gonna cost me
that just to have Daddy's *look* at it!  And it's fixed, now!

  It's also very nice to run into someone in the music biz with a good
attitude.  Now, anyone got $300 so I can have this guy hot-wire a Bassman
head? :-)

Russ
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From: ujwb@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu (Jeff Beer)
Subject: Re: House and spirituality ?
Organization: Educational Computing Network
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 01:38:52 GMT

In article <9211160034.AA19394@worldlink.worldlink.com> wk00636@WORLDLINK.COM (Vampire Lestat) writes:
>Oh and by the way I am interested in finding out some more about the
>Netherlands as I have been thinking about going there sometime in the future,
>since you said that you're at the University of Utrecht in the Netherland I
>thought I might ask you...

it's legal over there...
From: FAVERO@BRFUEL.BITNET (Fernando Favero)
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Subject: About Eric Clapton
Date: 19 Nov 92 14:42:15 GMT
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Hello
    I like the songs of Eric Clapton. I would like to receive her musics
letters. If somebody likes to, please write to me.
    Excuse me for my bad english.

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Date:         Wed, 18 Nov 1992 19:27:13 MDT
From:         Bleed-Feek International <BLAKDAVI@SU.ISU.EDU>
Subject:      Re: hello, is anyone alive out there?

No.
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Date:         Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:21:15 CST
From:         Dave <USTS060@RUST1.DPO.UAB.EDU>

    Well, all I'm off.  I'm on my pilgrimage north to the Windy City
in search of rest, music, relaxation, lot's of booze and a break from
school.  I'll see ya when I get back or run out of money.
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Date:         Mon, 16 Nov 1992 08:55:06 EST
From:         Ken Koester <MAINT2@ERS.BITNET>
Subject:      Re: I bought a marimba yesterday!
              15 Nov 1992 22:27:43 -0500 from <mjferzig@MIDWAY.U CHICAGO.EDU>

On Sun, 15 Nov 1992 22:27:43 -0500 <mjferzig@MIDWAY.UCHICAGO.EDU> said:
>>Dear Sirs and Madams,
>>        I am definitely sorry to have to raise my voice against the very
>>authoritative one of the Harvard Brief Dictionary of Music, but in my lan-
>>guage, whete "a cappella" comes from, there is no way whatsoever to inter-
>>pret this sentence as "in or for the chapel". It means: "like a chapel" or
>>"in the fashion of a chapel".
>
>
>Look, Marco -
>I know you're an authority on this stuff, but isn't that close enough?

Actually, Marco's translation makes a hell of a lot more sense than the
dictionary's  :-)
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From:         crispen <crispen@EFFTOO.BOEING.COM>
Subject:      Re: M-PERSON and so on

Sonia Kovitz <skovitz@MAGNUS.ACS.OHIO-STATE.EDU>

>I've never flamed a Rev before and I hope I don't go straight to hell for it
>but I beg to differ... the DREAD-M PERSON couldn't dance herself off the side
>of the moon.  Her dancing is even WORSE than her singing if such a thing is
>possible. Clunky, coy, dumb, stiff, artificial, mannered, phony....

And I thought she danced with Alvin Ailey (sp?) at one time.  Yeah, but
do you not think that of all the things she does (wine bottles excepted)
dancing is the best?  Maybe not.  Mind you, I wasn't moved by her
dancing (as much as I was moved, e.g., by her pit hair).  I think we're
on the same team here.

>Sonia "completely lacking OMC today and can't even think of any except to say
>that thanks to Tim I have become an instant diedhard 1969-71 Jethro Tull fan"

Really don't mind if we sit this one out,
Your voice but a whisper
your madness a
 SHOUT!
(Now why don't we have lyrics like that any more?)

Jethro Tull did a concert in 1969-71 in Pittsburgh at which they sang
"Thick as a Brick" -- the whole thing.  After which Ian Anderson
said, "Thank you.  For our next tune..."

Flying so high
Try to remember
How many cigarettes you brought along
(the only one I like on _Benefit_)

Papa don't preach
I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach
I've been losin' sleep
(Now why don't we have lyrics like THAT any more?  Oh, we do.
Never mind).
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Date:         Tue, 17 Nov 1992 21:53:32 CST
From:         Little Inquisitor <U33963@UICVM.BITNET>
Subject:      Birthdays and sticks

Above all my gratitude to the masses who have already taken part in the birthda
y contest, and my heartfelt thanks to the many compliments contained therein.
Some of them are so flattering they're downright embarrassing, but who's compla
ining?  By way of reciprocity, this wk-end, after the results are announced, I'
ll post a series of musical recollecions and annecdotes that I've put together
during the last couple weeks.

Now, about sticks: I wouldn't know a Chapman Stick from a Chap Stick, but I do
maintain some interest in sticks and stickwork.  Do any of you recall the scene
 in _The Last Tango in Paris_ when Brando is following Maria Schneider (sp?), a
s they're crossing a bridge, and he's trying to convince her that despite their
differences in age (and so on), that they could still hit it off?  And during t
he exchange comes Brando's dynamite line, and I paraphrase from memory, as he t
ells her: "And I'm still a pretty good stick man." If anyone has seen it lately
, could you please post the exact line with the stick reference?  I'll be forev
er in your debt.

Renato
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