HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: enough already
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 19:31:08 GMT

Need a better /usr/dict/words...


...and that's why I had to backfill them all.
...and that's why I had to bill them all.
...and that's why I had to bluebill them all.
...and that's why I had to bluegill them all.
...and that's why I had to Cahill them all.
...and that's why I had to Cargill them all.
...and that's why I had to Catskill them all.
...and that's why I had to chill them all.
...and that's why I had to Churchill them all.
...and that's why I had to crossbill them all.
...and that's why I had to dill them all.
...and that's why I had to downhill them all.
...and that's why I had to drill them all.
...and that's why I had to fill them all.
...and that's why I had to foothill them all.
...and that's why I had to frill them all.
...and that's why I had to fulfill them all.
...and that's why I had to gill them all.
...and that's why I had to ginmill them all.
...and that's why I had to goodwill them all.
...and that's why I had to grill them all.
...and that's why I had to gristmill them all.
...and that's why I had to hill them all.
...and that's why I had to ill them all.
...and that's why I had to instill them all.
...and that's why I had to Jill them all.
...and that's why I had to kill them all.
...and that's why I had to landfill them all.
...and that's why I had to mandrill them all.
...and that's why I had to McGill them all.
...and that's why I had to Merrill them all.
...and that's why I had to mill them all.
...and that's why I had to molehill them all.
...and that's why I had to Morrill them all.
...and that's why I had to O'Neill them all.
...and that's why I had to pill them all.
...and that's why I had to quill them all.
...and that's why I had to rill them all.
...and that's why I had to rototill them all.
...and that's why I had to sandhill them all.
...and that's why I had to sawmill them all.
...and that's why I had to Schuylkill them all.
...and that's why I had to Sherrill them all.
...and that's why I had to shill them all.
...and that's why I had to shrill them all.
...and that's why I had to sill them all.
...and that's why I had to skill them all.
...and that's why I had to spill them all.
...and that's why I had to squill them all.
...and that's why I had to standstill them all.
...and that's why I had to still them all.
...and that's why I had to thrill them all.
...and that's why I had to till them all.
...and that's why I had to treadmill them all.
...and that's why I had to trill them all.
...and that's why I had to twill them all.
...and that's why I had to uphill them all.
...and that's why I had to waybill them all.
...and that's why I had to will them all.
...and that's why I had to windmill them all.
...and that's why I had to windowsill them all.

Mark., sick of these
gooley@netcom.com
From: by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: COLLEGE BOY HAS SEX WITH GRANNY
Date: 12 Oct 1992 15:55:42 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu
Summary: can't wait for the followup
Keywords: Joolie flame harsh realm



Julian (N[o] B[rains] Forever) drops some hardcore flame shit:
>In article <1banaqINNaie@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu  
>(Mark E. Bradley) writes:
>> >I'll tell you about the time I fucked a chicken behind Drug Mart!  
>> 
>> I'm still waiting for the 1-900 number to flash on the screen.
>
>Are you? Well you're a stupid fucker then.

What, did you call and find out it was a rip off?  Don't be bitter.
Just be quiet.

>> C'monnnnnnn........
>
>You lose, buddy.

Ooh, you're a scary bunny.


Great flame!  Loved it!  Knock off those lame stories and stick to where yer
real talent is.


"YO HO HO!  SIXTY!  YA HA HEE!"
From: Jim.Davies@comlab.ox.ac.uk (A Wooden Fish on Wheels)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Alcohol
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:56:01 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: /users/jdavies/.organization
In-reply-to: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk's message of 16 Oct 92 09:14:55 GMT


In article <7728@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:

   Last night I heard that the government intends to cut the number of
   alcoholics in Britain by one third...

I was in the Grog Shop---our local off-licence or liquor store--- watching a
middle-aged man carry some cans of Crucial Brew to the counter.

  "Have you anything stronger than this?", he asked, pointing to the cans. 

  "Well, there's this stuff here... Old Crippledick", said the guy 
   behind the counter.

  "Is is strong?"

  "Well, they don't call it Old Crippledick for nothing"

The middle-aged man bought a polypin.  

Jim 

  --> if we are to survive in the current political climate, we must
      learn to drink the undrinkable...



--
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Whats the point???????
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 22:01:52 GMT


In article <1bdhueINN174@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> Julian (NB Forever) writes:

   In article <1992Oct12.160511.570@dct.ac.uk> mcsbc3ktp@dct.ac.uk (Kirk  
   Potter) writes:
   > Can anyone tell me why BIC byro pens have a little hole in the side of  
   them??
   >

   I also have been wondering this. If anyone gets any information, could
   he/she send it to me too?



It is for use with .jpg files and that's why I had to kill them all.


fuck off.

die.
From: dmccart@gomez.intel.com (D. J. McCarthy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: If Scholarly Journals were like the Net . . .
Date: 14 Oct 92 01:41:34 GMT
Organization: Intel ASTG, Santa Clara, CA
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Matt Brown (mattb@ctron.com) wrote:
> 
>            Shakespeare: Literary Genius or Shit-for-Dinner Loser?


*plonk*


--
D. J. McCarthy <dmccart@gomez.intel.com>
"I do realise that this thread is meant to be amusing, but I think it is
 symptomatic of a deeper malaise affecting the net."
                                            --Jason Reese, talk.bizarre, 9/4/92
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: MISSING-PERSON LOCATOR
Date: 9 Oct 92 03:07:59 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

>ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>There's this young woman I really want to locate.  Do you think I could
>use a centrefold picture of her as a `specimen'?

I too have a young woman I really want to locate.  What follows is the
latest AI technology in computer vision and facial recognition using a
new neural net video eye technology:



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		kkkk!iillli iiiiiikkkkk i ill!
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		kkkkkkili !l!  likkkkki!llliii
		kk!kkkilll    liikkkklll!llill
		k!kkkkkilllllllilkkklllllllili
		kkkk!klliiilllii kkkililllilii
		kkkklill!liii  iikk!!lllliili!
		        REGINA CARSON
		


...carasso

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: Zen and the Art of Lamaze Coaching
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 05:45:35 GMT

In article <1992Oct4.093359.23136@ncsu.edu> jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu writes:
>
>----------jeff the wonder llama, jecoleb@eos.ncsu.edu

wait, wait, are you the jeff the wonder llama
who went to bowie high school?  i could SWEAR
i went to school with a jeff the wonder llama.

if so, next question is, why haven't you grown
out of it yet?

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC)
Subject: Bush
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,misc.test,alt.politics.clinton
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 92 09:37:31 GMT


    READ MY LIPS...KNOW NEW TAXES!!!

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                    ;;;;;      ;;          |;
                   ;;;;         ;          |
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                     \    ~~~~ ~~~~~~~    /
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                    |\ \                / /|
                     \\| %%%%%    %%%%% |//
                    [[====================]]
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                     | | :@: |/  \| :@: | |
                      \______/\  /\______/
                       |     (@\/@)     |
                      /                  \
                     /  ;-----\  ______;  \
                     \         \/         /
                      )                  (
                     /                    \
                     \__                  /
                      \_                _/
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                        _|    /--\    |_
                       /%%\  /"'"'\  /%%\
        ______________/%%%%\/\'"'"/\/%%%%\______________
       / :  :  :  /  .\%%%%%%%\"'/%%%%%%%/.  \  :  :  : \
      )  :  :  :  \.  .\%%%%%%/'"\%%%%%%/.  ./  :  :  :  (
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Red, Ted, Ned, and Ed...
Date: 15 Oct 92 12:52:52 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

in Bed

- Hop on Pop, by Dr. Seuss
              
My choice for Patron Saint of talk.bizarre

And for the FAQ answer to:

437. What does "IN BED" mean?


Matt
"Braindead individuals are incapable of accessing USENET." - Bruce Bufalino
                                                             psu.edu, naturally
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: A little story about Jesus's aardvark, Murray.
Keywords: Murray.  Aaaaardvark.
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 19:42:03 GMT

In article <gj156879.718604464@cunews> gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879) writes:
>I filmed the birth of Jesus's aardvark Murray with my ARRIFLEX.
>
>It was in technicolour.  The aardvark came out a bright blue, as it
>crawled out of the savior's rectum, and into the world.
>
>Film: make a photographic record of, make a motion picture film of, as in
>to film a book.  2. a thin layer of mucous surrounding an aardvark as
>it is born from Jesus the dancing gay hermaphrodite.

Now, that's better.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wolf@cheshire.oxy.edu (Clinton Richard Wolf)
Subject: Re: SHORT SHAMEFUL MORRISSEY
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 16:29:42 GMT

In article <1992Oct12.063643.19092@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST) writes:
>
>today i saw morrissey in concert at the hollywood bowl.
>that would have been enough for anyone, but my exciting life brings me more.
>for lunch i ate at a bar and grill in westwood and 
>the guy at the 
>next table 
>over 
>was...
>...doogie houser.
>
>
 But what you didn't know is that Morissey and Doodgie Howser are actually one
and the same...
From: terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New Game: Find the Thematic Connection
Date: 8 Oct 1992 00:45:59 GMT
Organization: Computing Something Division
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <sean.718436138@stat.tamu.edu> sean@stat.tamu.edu (Sean Barrett) writes:
>terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>>>(St. Terri: Daniel has orders of magnitude more of bodacious
>>>babeness than Keanu.  That's why _A Room with a View_ is one of
>>>the best movies ever: it has both Daniel Day-Lewis and Julian
>>>Sands in it, and we get to see Julian nekkid.)
>>sean, we're going to *buy* you a vcr and rent this movie.

>No.

Isn't he *cute*?
<pinch cheek. guess which>
Isn't he adorable? Okay honey. go get your guitar and i'll bake cookies.




he probly thinks i'm giving in.
-- 
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.   \  (414)CRUSH-13
T. Flynn's Casa de Interesting: 1755 N Cambridge Ave #306 Milwaukee WI 53202
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Spanky my spunky kitty
Date: 16 Oct 92 20:59:26 GMT
Organization: University of Virginia

In article <1b60a7INNlbc@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> moose@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (66025000) writes:

>My current favorite pasttime is picking my cat's fleas one by one with
>a tweezer!  It's such a rush to squeeze the living daylights out of those
>little boogers!



this is my favorite bizarre post of the week, tho of course it was not in
talk.bizarre


--
Rob Dobson              University of Virginia Music Library
"Anything that starts with Ellington ends with an assassination attempt
on the Fuhrer!" --SS-Sturmbannfuhrer Hans Reinhardt, July 1944
From: @symphony.cc.purdue.edu (null pointer)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: (SSC) was Re: Sin
Date: 8 Oct 92 02:55:47 GMT
Organization: Irish Defamation League

In article <BvrKMo.617@encore.com>
kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>prob@700.org (Pat Robertson) writes:
>>It is a froup whose goals are to encourage geeks to ignore their jobs,
>>kill their computers, become communist needle-sharing gay junkies, and
>>practice withcraft.
>
>I lust for Sheila, that little Irish pixie.
                                ^^^^^

SCOTTISH, SCOTTISH, SCOTTISH!


[and then he realizes:  "everyone will know I watch..."]



"There's REALLY nothing else ON!   I SWEAR TO GOD!"
Matthew Neill Sharp
matthew@symphony.cc.purdue.edu
From: dave@irv.icl.com ( Dave Hill)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: !! BRAIN DEAD BOY TRYING TO BREAK RECORD - PLEASE KILL !!
Summary: now you've seen it all
Date: 11 Oct 92 09:54:10 GMT
Organization: ccicpg

In article <Oct11.024008.14060@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU>, millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller) writes:
> In article <Oct11.023820.60798@yuma.ACNS.ColoState.EDU> millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller) writes:
> >Jeff Miller of Fort Collins, Colorado is dying his hair another color, and in
> >rememberance of his old hair color, he has decided that he wishes to beat
> >the world record for longest cascade.  Please help him beat the old record
> >(set back in 1963) by responding to the following line.  Thank You and God
> >Bless.
> >
> >This is the first line of the worlds longest cascade.
> And this would be the second.


Now I've seen everything.

Not just content with naturally occuring cascades (which are,
after all, nothing but net.masturbation at its worst) our hero,
Jeff Miller, actually tries to start one.

And fucks it up on the second line.

Might I suggest a little C4 up the nostrils and a short fuse?
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: KAIWA REVISITED
Date: 16 Oct 92 21:28:04 GMT
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-25.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <gerald.719177521@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald  
Oskoboiny) writes:
>    B:	Iie, doo itashimashite.
Hee Haw Don't touch my moustache
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: My Own Short Comfession
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 1992 17:52:35 GMT

gmr6139@ultb.isc.rit.edu (G.M. Richard) writes:
>I terebly despize country and rap, almost to the point of personal injury.

That's 'cause you're just not old enough to understand them yet.

And, Tipper Gore agrees with you.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: Julian (NB Forever)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Dead or Alive
Date: 7 Oct 1992 05:06:24 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: o233-03.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

Sam posed for the picture with a grin, one arm around Beth and the
other hand pointing the rifle at the camera, stuck between the bars.
Charles and Tanya stood on their sides, with a bag of money in each
hand by their sides.

The photographer said cheerily,"Say Jailbreak!"

I handed him 15 bucks and he gave us the framed picture after
developing it specially, making it look like an old black and white
photo. Fun for the kids I thought, expensive, but they love it.

Said the photo: "Attention bounty hunters, be on the lookout for this
dangerous band of criminals."

Ha! thought I, dangerous

**
After a few of our neighbours came over to visit, and ended up dead
because they tried for the bounty money, I moved to Mexico, and 
enrolled the kids in El Diablo high school. They liked it there,
but they had to kill everyone, so we moved again.

The kids tell me they don't like to move though, I guess it's hard for
them to make new friends.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: ICMC 92
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 06:00:25 GMT

Sound is sound.

Noise is a weed.

I like dandelions.

                   With thorns.
                    And with fangs.
                      And with the smell of cinnamon razor-wire.

bill                    bill         @          wetware.                    com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: spavlov@nyx.cs.du.edu (Steven Pavlov)
Subject: You're a dead man charlie brown
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix (sponsored by U. of Denver Math/CS dept.)
Disclaimer1: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University of
Disclaimer2: Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
Disclaimer3: control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 08:51:32 GMT

ididntwanttoseeherdoingthattomeididntwanttoseeiticouldnthelpiticantsee
anymorethanidontwanttohearfromtheothersideidontwantthespeakthewordsthe
timepassdontletmefalldownidontseedonttelmeicantfocusleavemeheredonttaunt
meanymorethanyoucantpleaseawordwilldoitjustoneohsevenweeksnolifeinsideto
leavemetoitintherefuserollmeintodeath.



P.S. Just heard the greatest word for an elephant's trunk--slurf. It's
a dutch term for an elephant's trunk. Can also be applied in english
in lieu of the oh so popular snarf, as elephants commonly exhale liquid
through their trunks (excuse me, slurfs)
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:33767 rec.arts.startrek.current:15230
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
Subject: Re: MORE STAR TREK PRANKS
Date: 12 Oct 92 13:54:56 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test,rec.arts.startrek.current
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

|Why stop there?  As a Starfleet Academy joke, suppose someone arranges
|that Wesley arrives at his destination with green hair, female sex
|organs, nude, and VERY pregnant with a bowling ball?

Well, hell, why not just transport those romulan ships about 50 feet
to the left, INSIDE OUT?

Then we can spend the rest of the show sniffing DeAnna Troy's panties.

ensign HEINOUS
and hey, why not just change the security codes on the restrooms, too?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: All Aboard
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 14:08:52 GMT


All aboard....what appeared to be a pretty normal commuter train from
baltimore to d.c. hordes of maryland yuppies all reading the wall street
journal on the way to work; not a pleasant crowd, but hardly a threatening
one.

or so i though. the train careens wildly, jumping from track to track,
sometimes even riding in the road. yuppies sell each other cocaine and
get into fights over the bathroom. a large woman dressed up as a pirate
serves us weak coffee and warm orange juice. and the ride lasts for hours
and hours--i thought this damn train only took thirty minutes. Why are
we going into this tunnel under the sea? what is happening?!
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: vice-presidential debate
Date: 12 Oct 1992 18:09:06 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
The Comedy Channel will be airing it.  I want to see the 
MST3000 guys as silhouettes at the bottom of the screen,
doing to Dan Quayle what they did to "Hercules versus the
MoonMen" the other day.
---
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,ucla.rumor
Subject: Re: AI AND YOU
Date: 7 Oct 92 22:26:45 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

In article <9210051641.AA09458@quaestor> carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>Cure for lonely old senior citizens of america.  A companion that will
>always listen, that will always try to help you work through your
>problems.  
>
>A warm and caring friend to talk to.
>
>
>ELIZA
>
>I AM THE PSYCHOTHERAPIST.  PLEASE, DESCRIBE YOUR PROBLEMS.  EACH TIME
>YOU ARE FINISHED TALKING, TYPE RET TWICE.
>
>
>my grandsons never come over to visit.
>
>WHY DO YOU SAY YOUR GRANDSONS NOT EVER COME OVER TO VISIT?
>
>because they don't! and my son-in-law is a no good bum, I don't know
>why Cindy married him.  He's such a jerk.  She's sweet and should have
>stuck with Irv Olson down the block.  He was such a nice boy.
>
>IS IT BECAUSE OF YOUR PLANS THAT YOU SAY HE WAS SUCH A NICE BOY?
>
>no.  he just was.
>
>MAYBE YOUR LIFE HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.
>
>what life!  well I tried to raise her the best I could.  Its a
>conspiracy.  The CIA is controling her mind.  They can do that you
>know.
>
>CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?
>
>they take these KGB signals and change them to control us.
>
>WHAT MAKES YOU BELIEVE THAT?
>
>My cousin Lenny acts really weird after he started getting cable.
>
>I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>
>I'll bring him over sometime.
>
>IS IT BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE YOU HANG AROUND WITH THAT YOU ARE GOING
>THROUGH ALL THIS?
>
>what people!
>
>ARE YOU SURE THAT WHAT PEOPLE?
>
>no one comes to visit.  I play chess with my 9 cats.
>
>


I have no joke, I just like saying "Gloria the Sandwich lady"
-- 
I hate the 3B2
The 3B2 can bite me.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: SSC
Followup-To: alt.bullshit
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 21:43:30 GMT


Gooley may be my best and closest friend.

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Hasablojob Man
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 13:22:36 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.011417.11681@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>In article <Bvps38.yJ@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>>
>>
>>	I am tryinge to tracke downe a spurious rumor which an associate
>>of mine caughte on a FIDONETE echoe somwhere regarding the Hasablojob
>>Man, an anciente northern-european type whose body was founde frozene and
>>well-preserved somewhere in or near Germanye, I think.  The story was
>>apparentlye carriede in majore newspapers worldwide.  The FIDONETE rumore
>>said that he was wearing and METALLICAE t-shirte, Nikes, and a Malcom-X
>>cap.  We have been unable to verify whether this is true or not.  Has
>>anyone hearde anythinge else regardinge this subjecte?
>>Dan Quayle


HAW HAW!@!@!@!@ I GET IT!@!@!@
HAW!@!@

DAN KWAYL CANT SPELL!@!@!@!@!@

JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!@#@!@

HAW!@!@!@

YER SO STUUUUUUUPPPIDDDDDD!@!@
HAW!@#


what is it with these people?


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