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From: david@c-cat.UUCP (dave)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: she's so fat....
Date: 3 Sep 92 02:20:56 GMT
Organization: Intergalactic Rest Area For Weary Travellers


she's so fat that the only way she could do the hula would be if she stood
still and the earth shook.
						-Dragnet (Nick at Nite)

                                                       -David

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From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 4 Sep 92 01:30:02 GMT
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA

loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (LOON M J) writes:

>>> I was exactly referring to filth like this, anyone that can post
>>> [...]
>>> I don't understand how all you
>>> Christians are just sitting back and allow this kind of stuff.

I don't know what the joke was, but I happened to see your response,
and I had to comment: Jesus didn't "allow" (or not) other people's
"stuff", but he offered a better way.  He never forced his views,
nor did he try to rally up a group of vigilantes in order to promote
his views.

He just spoke the truth, and let people decide if they agreed or not.
They then needed to decide whether being in agreement with him was
important.

Cool.

Regards,
Dave

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From: anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Humor
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:16:41 GMT
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Originator: anton@gagme

In article <1992Sep01.212008.27828@CS.ORST.EDU> reidyj@CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy) writes:
>
>  How come this is called 'rec.humor'?
Are you trying to start a cascade?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar)
Subject: Re: Tao of Programming
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 17:40:19 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.
When managers don't hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.
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Xref: sparky rec.humor:27421 soc.culture.polish:2221
From: loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (LOON M J)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 31 Aug 92 13:23:58 GMT
Organization: Wits Electrical Engineering (Undergrads).


>> Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>> this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>> insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
>> on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
>> of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
>> SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 
>> 

>Mario Smarduch,

>You should move to f***ing China where the gov't takes care of all
>politically incorrect speech.  As long as you're on this net,
>you have the choice of reading it or not because, you see,
>the F***ING SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR CANNOT CONTROL WHAT PEOPLE
>SEND OVER THE NET! [See, I can yell too!].

>For christ's sake, the subject was Polack Joke!  If they offend
>you, then don't read them!  (Gaaawd, that's so complicated.)


>Brett, 

>Keep up the good work, and post some more ethnic jokes!

>Hey, did ya hear about the Polish policeman?
>        He gave out 20 parking tickets before he realized he was
>        at a drive-in theater!

>Do ya know what the Polish wife said to her hubby?
>    "I dont ever wanna hear you S-A-Y fuck in front of the
>    kids again!"

> 

Andrew and Brett,

What about someone calling - jokingly - for the death of blonde Jews because 
they're impersonating Aryans. And then a neo-Nazi cult goes and kills them 
because they took him seriously? 

This admittedly an extreme example but I'me proving a point. I'm not on 
anyone's side here. I believe in total free speech, but I also believe in 
bringing any harm to anyone. I just want to know how far you're willing to 
take this free speech thing?

--
Marc Loon <loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za>
Student No: 8807871/X (just thought you'd want to know)
University of the Witwatersrand
Johannesburg

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in which the one taking a breath is called the listener.
From: Lloyd_Sumpter@mindlink.bc.ca (Lloyd Sumpter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny sign
Date: 30 Aug 92 17:23:53 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

> Jason Gibson writes:
> 
> Msg-ID: <1992Aug29.222244.8213@honte.uleth.ca>
> Posted: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 22:22:4
> 
> Org.  : University of Lethbridge
> 
> Along similar lines, my mother has a sign in her bathroom with a picture of a
> baseball player in front of a toilet that says:
> 
>  "Gentlemen with short bats,
>  please stand closer to home plate."
> 
> ---Jason

   In the head (toilet to you 'lubbers) of a small boat:
   "No pointers, please - its a moving target"

   
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From: erikm@microsoft.com (Erik Madsen)
Subject: Human DNA Code
Date: 26 Aug 92 17:24:36 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation

[original author unk.]

For many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that very
little of an organism's DNA seems to serve any useful function.

I have solved the mystery. The reason why only 30% of human DNA
performs any useful function is that the rest of it is comments.

Once we decode a typical human genome, we see that the contents
begin as follows:

 /* HUMAN_DNA.H
  *
  * Human Genome
  * Version 2.1
  *
  * (C) God
  */

 /* Revision history:
  *
  * 0000-00-01 00:00  1.0  Adam.
  * 0000-00-02 10:00  1.1  Eve.
  * 0000-00-03 02:11  1.2  Added penis code to male version. A bit messy --
  *                        will require a rewrite later on to make it neater.
  * 0017-03-12 03:14  1.3  Added extra sex drive to male.h; took code from
  *                        elephant-dna.c
  * 0145-10-03 16:33  1.4  Removed tail.
  * 1115-00-31 17:20  1.5  Shortened forearms, expanded brain case.
  * 2091-08-20 13:56  1.6  Opposable thumbs added to hand() routine.
  * 2501-04-09 14:04  1.7  Minor cosmetic improvements -- skin colour made
  *                        darker to match my own image.
  * 2909-07-12 02:21  1.8  Dentition inadequate; added extra 'wisdom' teeth.
  *                        Must remember to make mouth bigger to compensate.
  * 4501-12-31 14:18  1.9  Increase average height.
  * 5533-02-12 17:09  2.0  Added gay option, triggered by high population
  *                        density, to try and slow the overpopulation problem.

  * 6004-11-04 16:11  2.1  Made forefinger narrower to fit hole in centre of
  *                        CD.
  */

 /* Standard definitions
  */

 #define SEX male
 #define HEIGHT 1.84
 #define MASS 68
 #define RACE caucasian

 /* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files.
  *
  * Files must be pre-processed with MENDEL program to provide proper
  * inheritance features.
  */

 #include "mother.h"
 #include "father.h"

 #infndef FATHER
 #warn("Father unknown -- guessing\n")
 #include "bastard.h"
 #endif

 /* Set up sex-specific functions and variables 
  */
 #include <sex.h>

 /* Kludged code -- I'll re-design this lot and re-write it as a proper
  * library sometime soon.
  */
 struct genitals
    {
 #ifdef MALE
    Penis *jt;
 #endif
    /* G_spot *g;   Removed for debugging purposes */
 #ifdef FEMALE
    Vagina *p;
 #endif
    }

 /* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA duplication.
  * Allocates buffers and sets up protein file pointers
  */
 DNA *zygote_initialize(Sperm *, Ovum *);

 /* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE
  *
  * Returns structures containing pre-processed phenotypes for the organism
  * to display at birth.
  *
  * Will be improved later to make output less ugly.
  */
 Characteristic *lookup_phenotype(Identifier *i);
 ===

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From: mnash@IDA.ORG (Mike Nash)
Subject: Re: Tom Swifties
Organization: IDA, Alexandria, VA
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 92 16:39:46 GMT

"I dropped my toothpaste," said Tom, crestfallen.
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From: ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz)
Subject: Re: Answering machine messages.
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 23:47:14 GMT
Organization: Wild Bill's Cactus Pruning and Tuxedo Rental

In article <mumble> hutto@skitzo.dseg.ti.com writes:

>of changing the outgoing message last night and my wife suggested that
>I let my 5 year old daughter and 22 month old son do it.  
                                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
22 months old??  Geez, I HATE people like you...!  You think anybody
really cares whether your kid is 22 months old as opposed to two years?
Here's an idea:  Next time someone asks you how old your kid is, say 
"HE'S ALMOST TWO! NOT 22 OR 23 OR 23.7875 MONTHS, BUT ALMOST TWO!" 
Say it just like that, real loud, with a crazed grin, and a baseball
bat between your legs, and then prance around insisting to be called
Lady Catherine Herringbone-Infrastructure.  Then nobody will ask you
how old your kid is again!

Just wasting bandwidth,
-E.

(C)1992 Wild Bill's Machine Gun Shop and House of Wax
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From: syspb@smartstar.com (Paul)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Sandpaper Sally - repost/rot13
Date: 26 Aug 92 17:00:54 GMT
Organization: SmartStar Corp. / Signal Technolgy Inc.

Here is a repost of a gross joke I read a while ago.  It is in
rot13 format, so it won't offend everybody.  If you don't know
how to use rot13, try <ctl>x to read it.  Different news readers
may have different ways of un-roting files.  Don't read this if
you are easily offended, or have good taste.  I warned you.

Guvf thl jnyxf vagb n juberubhfr, naq unf gb trg ynvq ernyyl onq.
Ur gryyf gur Znqnz "V unir gb trg n tvey evtug abj.  V arrq gb trg
ynvq, be V'yy rkcybqr".  Gur Znqnz fnlf "Jryy, nyy bs bhe tveyf ner
ohfl evtug abj.  Lbh'yy unir gb jnvg."  Gur thl fnlf "Ohg V pna'g 
jnvg.  V arrq n tvey abj."  Fur fnlf "Jryy gurer vf 1 tvey yrsg,
Fnaqcncre Fnyyl, ohg lbh qba'g jnag ure."  Ur fnlf "V'yy gnxr ure.
V whfg pna'g jnvg."  Gur Znqnz fnlf, "Jryy, V thrff vg'f BX."

Fnaqcncre Fnyyl gnxrf gur thl vagb gur onpx ebbz.  Gurl trg haqerffrq
naq fgneg gb unir frk.  Fnaqcncre Fnyyl vf irel qel naq ebhtu.  Gur 
thl fnlf "Bhpu, gung uhegf."  Fnaqcncre Fnyyl fnlf "Ubyq ba sbe n
zvahgr" naq tbrf va gur onguebbz.  Fur pbzrf bhg naq gurl fgneg
qbvat vg ntnva.  Abj fur vf fzbbgu naq jrg.  Gur thl fnlf "Bu lrnu,
gung'f zhpu orggre."  Gurl svavfu qbvat vg, naq ur nfxf ure "Jung
qvq lbh qb va gur onguebbz?"  Fnyyl fnlf "Bu, V whfg cvpxrq bss
nyy bs gur fpnof naq yrg gur chff eha."
From: harrison@lclark.edu (Mark Harrison)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 28 Aug 92 19:38:00 GMT
Article-I.D.: lclark.1992Aug28.193800.24345
Organization: Lewis & Clark College, Portland OR

In article <1992Aug28.164326.18511@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>
>"Jesus is hanging on the cross and down below at the bottom
>of the hill, Peter is mourning the loss of their saviour and leader.
>Suddenly he hears a faint voice calling to him..."Peter....Peter"
>and he turns and starts to run up the hill toward Jesus on the cross.
>Before he can get to the top the Roman soldiers shew him away and,
>dejected, he goes back down the hill."
>
>
>I was exactly referring to filth like this, anyone that can post
>a joke like this, I know that the person has no morals, and is
>willing to do anything to make a hit. I have heard religious jokes
>but this is cynic, calculated and out right blasphomous trying to
>degrade the suffering of Christ.

I agree 100%.

>                                 I don't understand how all you
>Christians are just sitting back and allow this kind of stuff.

Because:

  1) These people think these jokes are honestly funny, and mean no harm
  or
  2) They are intentionaly trying to stir up trouble

If they fall under #1, then what's the point.  Like it or not, they have
just as much right to post what they want as I do.  If I can't take it, I
should not be here.  It's not my newsgroup, and I would rather let jokes
like this die quitely and not start dumb flamewars.

If they fall under #2, then I refuse to give them the satisifaction of
knowing they got under my skin.  They are looking for responses.  I you
give them to them, then their time was well spent.  If you ignore them,
then they will decide the game wasn't worth it, and move on to the next
group to harass.


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From: gjs@aber.ac.uk (Gary John Salter)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 3 Sep 92 16:27:09 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

Jesus was walking the steets one night, when he happened across a large 
noisy crowd, that enveloped a young woman. The crowd were clearly very angry
with the young woman, and were about to stone her. Jesus pushes his way
through the crowd and stands in front of the young woman, protecting her.
Raising his arms for quiet he asks the crowd why they are about to stone
the young woman. "She has sinned in the ways of the flesh" they cry,
"and because of this we will stone her to death". 

Stunned Jesus looks at the crowd, "okay", he says "if you want to 
stone her to death, go ahead, all I ask is that one of you that hath no 
sin should cast the first stone, then the rest of you may stone her".

Silence gripped the crowd, people glanced sidways waiting for the first
stone to be cast.

Eventually a little old lady moves to the front of the crowd and 
throws a small rock at the young woman. The crowd erupts, and stones fly
in from all directions, Jesus barely manages to escape the crowd himself.
As he turns his back on the scene he notices again the little old woman,
he approaches her and says "sometimes mum, you really piss me off".

Gaz
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: oleg@crash.cts.com (Oleg Rovner)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: CTS Network Services (crash, ctsnet), El Cajon, CA
Date: 03 Sep 92 23:41:47 PDT

In article <1992Sep3.160226.4092@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>
>    Friend, so what cave did you grow up in, and why there is so much
>hatred in you? I don't have anything against religous jokes so long as
>they are not offensive, but why must we get so desperate to pull out
>the dirtiest laundry? Ye, Ye, I know GET THE F*** OF THE NETWORK IF
>YOU DON'T LIKE, have any better arguments?
>
Uhh, Mario, you forgot the 'U','C', and 'K' in the word FUCK above. 
Why is there so much stupidity in you? I don't have anything against
people trying to be net.police as long as I don't have to read their
posts, but why must you get so desperate as to assume that any God
worth their reputation needs any defense from you? Surely this
network of sinners will be smitten and only the righteous shall
remain. 

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From: mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: PTT Research
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 08:05:50 GMT

In article <m9cnhqj@lynx.unm.edu>, osinski@chtm.eece.unm.edu (Marek Osinski) writes:
> In article <1992Aug23.122547.1@research.ptt.nl> mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926) writes:

[joke about dutchies deleted]

>>Actually, this joke gives only a bad impression of Dutchmen. And 
>>I don't think you will find any Dutchmen reacting to this joke as 
>>was reacted to the polish joke. The best proof is probably that 
>>Jos is Dutch himself and so am I and I really liked the joke and 
>>do not feel insulted. And I think that on this point both Jos and 
>>me represent the opinion of the average Dutchmen (except Jos does 
>>not like 'spruitjes' but that's something completely different).
>>
>>    Mike
> 
> There is an important difference, though. The joke quoted by Jos
> does not use any offensive terms for any of the nationalities involved.
> Compare this with the "Polack". How would you interpret this term
> if not as an expression of intentionally offensive language?
> 
> Marek Osinski

Just as an attempt to be somewhat funny. I don't see why the term 
"Polack" is so offensive. But please explain why you think it is.

    Mike
From: claude@trc.mew.mei.co.jp (Claude Huss)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 1 Sep 92 01:20:33 GMT
	<1992Aug31.172252.3908@island.COM>
Organization: Matsushita Electric Works Ltd., Tokyo, Japan.


This is from fortune:

"Jesus saves but only Budha pays interest rates"
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From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Funny sign
Date: 26 Aug 92 00:16:15 GMT
Reply-To: prem@prem.lbl.gov (Shirdi R. Prem)
Distribution: usa
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
NNTP-Posting-Host: prem.lbl.gov

In article <78378@ut-emx.uucp> mike@leah.prc.utexas.edu (Michael Kline) writes:
>In article <1992Aug23.152145.13930@ee.eng.ohio-state.edu> gan@sample-o.eng.ohio-state.edu writes:
>>Here's one funny sign near a swimming pool,
>>	
>>"We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool"
>
>I saw this at a friends house in his bathroom :
>
>"Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean.
> Your aim would be greatly appreciated."
>

	NO....NO.......NO !!!!

	it goes like this...  (Sign in some hotel bathroom)
		"We aim to please.
		 You aim too, please..."

	Prem!
From: ericwolf@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Eric Wolf)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Gotta have it!
Date: 31 Aug 92 16:36:27 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center


I would appreciate it if anyone with a copy of Professor Ralph Noble's
pscyhology class quotes could mail me a copy.  It was message 1832 in the rec.
humor.funny group my news reader can't get it.  I would REALLY appreciate
it.  My email address is below...  Thanks!!

- Eric
  ericwolf@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
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From: aa357@yfn.ysu.edu (Greg Ricker)
Subject: ASCII Pictures?
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 01:03:51 GMT


Any ASCII pictures of the Sinclairs' Baby and the Next Generations Enterprise out there. If so could you please E-Mail them to aa357@yfn.ysu.edu?
Thanks
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From: matt@unidata.ucar.edu (Matt Hicks)
Subject: Re: Joke about JFK (because you asked, that's why!)
Organization: Scientific Computing Division/NCAR Boulder, CO
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 18:48:27 GMT


>>Why don't we crack jokes about Martin Luther's death, or John
>>Kennedy's death?

OK, here goes. I used to work in a restaurant, and, on the anniversary
of JFK's assassination, I suggested to my boss that we should run a
"two for one" shot special in the bar.

And I know of at least one very inappropriate (actually, make that two)
jokes regarding the assassination of MLK.

And what about the one told by Dennis Miller, regarding Sirhan Sirhan:
"Well Sirhan Sirhan came before the parole board the other day, and at
his hearing, he told them, `If Bobby Kennedy was alive today, he would 
tell you to set me free.' God, talk about tough breaks. The one guy who
would have stood up for you, and you shot him."

Plus, I was hearing Challenger/Christa McCollough(sp?) jokes within a 
day or two of the shuttle explosion. 

People can and do joke about everything. I'm sure that's a couple of
versions of the psychology behind it. It's something that others are
just going to have to learn to accept. However, one should also be
aware of the company in which these jokes are told, so as not to hurt
someone close to the joke's subject. Rec.humor readers should expect
to have to do their own screening, since this is an open group and you
come to it willingly. If you are easily offended then I don't think
this is the place for you.
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.sport.baseball
From: palmer2@sscl.uwo.ca (The Econoclast)
Subject: Minor League Winning
Organization: The Economics Institute for Journalists
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 02:43:12 GMT

Mark DeJohn has managed baseball in the minor leagues for a number of
years. This past year he has managed the AA London Tigers, who began
the season doing very well but will finish out of the playoffs as a
result of some seriously bad pitching, among other things.

DeJohn recently told us this story:

Once, after the Tigers had won two games in a row, his son came
up to him in the club house, very happy about the wins, and saying,
"We won, Dad! The Tigers won!"

DeJohn: Yes, Son, we won. And do you know why we won?

Son: Sure, Dad, we scored more runs than they did.

DeJohn: Well, yes, Son, that's right. But do you know the *real*
reason we won?

Son: What's that, Dad?

DeJohn: because your daddy out-managed the other team's manager.




Son: Oh. Mommy says it's because you gave some money to the umpires.
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