HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Continuing Time
Date: 28 Aug 92 14:26:34 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: mimir@milton.u.washington.edu (Al Billings)

In article <1992Aug28.082117.10707@u.washington.edu>,
		mimir@milton (Al Billings) signs:
Wassail,
Al Billings

                           mimir@u.washington.edu
    /\  /\       +----------------------------------------+
   /__\/__\      | "I know that I hung on the windy tree  |          |
  /\  /\  /\     |  all of nights nine, wounded by Gar,   |          |
 /__\/__\/__\    |   given to Odhinn, myself to myself,   |          |
    /\  /\       | upon that tree of which none can tell  |          |
   /__\/__\      |      from what root it rises."         |    ______|______
                 +----------------------------------------+
-- 
Wodger.  I need expert confirmation.  I can't read BUARunes, but I
think he's saying something sick on the left, and I want to inform
his mother of just what she's paying for at UWash.
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
From: pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Montykins)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Traffic Visualization tool?
Date: 1 Sep 92 04:19:19 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <1992Sep01.012038.336@gozer.mv.com>, klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride) writes:
>In comp.dcom.lans, bwolfe@rad.rpslmc.edu (Brian A. Wolfe) writes:
>
>> Rush Presbyterian-St. Lukes Medical Center 
   ^^^^

>
>Can you guess what I'm grepping for?
>

Shame on you! Shame!

 -Paul "Monty" Ashley
   (Actually, I thought it was "Internet: " until I looked closer)
-- 
  "Windle shook his head sadly. Five      | pashley@sdcc13.ucsd.edu
exclamation marks, the sure sign of an    |  [Not a UCSD employee]
insane mind."                             |
     --Terry Pratchett, _Reaper Man_      |
Organization: Sophomore, Mechanical Engineering, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 23:19:23 -0400 
From: Mark Beirne Lively <ml5a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Confuscious says... (the final one)
	<1992Aug29.140337.4077@sbcs.sunysb.edu>


>Intended For Warlords --- that's -1 each for Mika and Mark.

 NNN  NNNNNNNNNNNNN          OOOOOOOOOOOOO     TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT   !!!
N  NNNNN       NNNNNNN      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO     T     TTTTTTT     T   !!!!!
     NNNN         NNNN     OOO           OOO           TTTTT          !!!!! 
     NNN           NNN     OOO           OOO            TTT           !!!!!
     NN            NN      OOO           OOO            TTT           !!!!!
     NN            NN      OOO           OOO            TTT            !!!
     NN            NN      OOO           OOO            TTT            !!!
     NN            NN      OOO           OOO            TTT             !
    NN             NN      OOO           OOO            TTT
    NN             NN   N  OOO           OOO            TTT            !!!
 N  NN             NNN N    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO             TTT           !!!!!
  NNN               NNN      OOOOOOOOOOOOO             TTTTT           !!!

I think I made my point clear.  I made a valid warlord adn take it easy
on Mika everyone was a newbie once even K180 (Lets see if the lord high
grep catches that one)

OBW:
Left unquoted so you can see it in its 80 collumn glory

###############################################################################
#
# If you disagree, think I'm missing an important point, or would like
me to   #
# elaborate, then by all means send me e-mail.  We probably both have   
      #
# something to learn from the other.                                    
      #
###############################################################################
#
# "God, give me mountains # "But the greatest   # Jonathan Hayward      
      #
# to climb and the        # of these is love."  #
Jonathan_Hayward@wheaton.edu #
# strength for climbing." # I Corinthians 13:13 # jhayward@imsa.edu     
      #
###############################################################################
#

80 columns
9 lines
Blecherous border
mecifully free of Rush quotes and amiga checks
2 email adresses and two religious quotes and a wimpout for a
disclaimer.  basically saying "if you think I'm wrong tell me and I'll
change my opinion what ever you do don't flame me."

A think 2000 chimps banging away at typewriters would come up with better sigs.

Society for Noseless Smilies :)
Bear aka the Lord High Rulebender aka (ml5a@andrew.cmu.edu)
From: eck@saul.upenn.edu (Brian J. Eck)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Dylan and Brenda
Date: 27 Aug 92 19:18:47 GMT
	<1992Aug27.144538.13513@ulowell.ulowell.edu>
Organization: The Senate
In-reply-to: pcrossma@cs.ulowell.edu's message of 27 Aug 92 14:45:38 GMT

In alt.tv.bh90210, article <1992Aug27.144538.13513@ulowell.ulowell.edu> pcrossma@cs.ulowell.edu (The Gillrocker) writes:

[entire post quoted to reflect Mr. Gillrocker's intelligence]

>Shannen Doherty is a "CLASS A, NUMBER 1, POMPUS, ARROGANT, BITCH!!!!!!!"

>What the hell did the producers/director let her wear her 
><in a very snooty voice> six karrat(sp?) engagement ring on the show for.

>She probably stomped and whined until they got sick of her and said...OK.

>She needs a good hard f*ck to bring her to the ways of the world.
>-- 
> _ __ A straight _ line __ may be the shortest distance between two points, 
>' )  ) but it is//by no/  ) means the most interesting. -- Dr. Who
> /--' __.  . . //     /    __  _____    _   ______  __.  ____  pcrossma@ulowell
>/    (_/|_(_/_</_    (__/ / (_(_) \_)__/_)_/ / / <_(_/|_/ / <_ .ulowell.edu

Wonderful!  Sexism, spelling mistakes, multiple exclamation marks,
incorrect punctuation, fear of swearing, and a st00pid quote interleaved
with a ridiculous BUAF (28 point Redneck Barbie Cursive, if I'm not
mistaken) to get it under four lines.

At least it's not 3-D.

brian

--
Brian Eck   eck@saul.cis.upenn.edu
Her face hangs in portraits on the post office wall.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Catherine Weller)
Subject: Re: FWWM (SPOILERS), Laura's life, Leland
Organization: Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia.
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 07:33:30 GMT

neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers) writes:

>In alt.tv.twin-peaks, ST201643@brownvm.brown.edu () signs:
>>-MDJ aka jack
>>
>>=========================================================================
>>   MODULAR               OOOOO*******************************************
>>    DUPLEX             OOOOOOO*******************************************
>>***********************OOOOOOO
>>***********************OOOOOOO
>>      JACK             OOOOOOO*******************************************
>> ST201643@BROWNVM        OOOOO*******************************************
>>=========================================================================

>WTF?

>	o	A scene from the game Uridium? (never played it myself
>		of course, but my younger brother had it on his C=64)

>	o	an ASCII zip in action?

>	o	A scene from Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me?

>	o	a rather stubby 'plane, following the trail of
>		a jet-fighter?

>	o	a manic scene from nethack? (that younger brother, what
>		a timewaster)

>	o	an ascii giraffe, lying on its side.  Sadly it wouldn't
>		all fit in?  Go Inews!

>	o	a tuning fork?

>	o	part of a flow diagram for a MODULAR-2 program?

>You choose.

No, no, NO.

It's an ascii "Unkickable plug"(tm) one of those early inventions that never
caught on. You see, the plug was designed to be *impossible* to accidentally,
or deliberately, trip over and unplug.

Nobody bought it; I wonder why? :)

Cath,
cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au
no bart, no buaf, no stupidquote(tm). Note; i nevet sad no spllng errors
ooohhhhh >:(

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: How do I generate the two views for a 3d image (LCD glasses)
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 03:00:32 GMT

meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:

> In alt.3d, <1992Aug28.085032.29645@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> 
> svenema@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Sven Venema) writes:


> >-- 
> >          ___       ___  __   ___  ___   __
> >         (__  (  ) (__  |  | (__  | | | |__| 
> >         ___)  \/  (___ |  | (___ | | | |  | @gucis.cit.gu.edu.au        
> >                       

> I'm not gonna say it. . . I'm NOT gonna say it! (c) R S Holmes, 1992

> --jm
> meach@almost.had.to.say.it    |      I'll leave it for McSnide!



I won't touch that one with a 10 foot piece of latex hose.


Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: MTB newsgroup, lottsa interest !!
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 00:24:02 GMT

mgfrank@avernus.com (Marc G. Frank) writes:

>In news.groups, afsidbb@cidsv07.Berkeley.EDU (Douglas Bender) writes:
>>      \  "You're never alone with a schizophrenic ! " - Ian Hunter  \ \
>>       \_____________________________________________________________\/

>Seems to have a little problem with wordwrap.  As for the barphic, I
>give up. I thought perhaps it would be a bit clearer if I stepped back a

Hey, I _did_ this one already!  Keep with the program, mate.
Besides, anybody can see it's an aerial view of his place of business.
(Have I ever lied to you?)

-- 
Paul Tomblin
I'm still waiting for the Meach to make me do it.
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: MicroEMACS vs Freemacs.
Date: 1 Sep 92 16:15:02 GMT
Organization: UB

In comp.emacs, <1992Sep1.080407.26699@irisa.fr> decouty@irisa.fr writes:

>Bertrand.
>
>---
>| Bertrand DECOUTY             | EMAIL : Bertrand.Decouty@IRISA.fr                |
>| IRISA - INRIA (Atelier)      |         {uunet,mcsun,inria}!irisa!decouty        |
>| Campus de Beaulieu           | PHONE : +33  99 84 73 46                         |
>| F-35042 Rennes Cedex - FRANCE| FAX   : +33  99 38 38 32 | TELEX: 950473 UNIRISA |


How odd!  *83* columns?  I must confess. . . that's a new one on me!  Just *why*
would anyone do such a thing. . . apparently with malice aforethought?  

[Don't ask me. . . I just warlord here!]

--jm
                  -=<*meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu*>=-
       The older woman flirts with a self-controlled awareness
        which can make her assaults much more deadly than the
             blind rushes of the young.  -- Iris Murdoch
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: BBS Standards Committee Formed (mine)
Date: 2 Sep 92 15:54:22 GMT
	<1992Aug31.073812.1262@unlinfo.unl.edu>
	<1992Aug31.105202.4598@dartvax.dartmouth.edu>
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
In-reply-to: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu's message of 31 Aug 92 10:52:02 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.105202.4598@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (C Squared) writes:

>In article <1992Aug31.073812.1262@unlinfo.unl.edu> gberigan@cse.unl.edu (Life...) writes:
>>
>>-- gberigan@cse.unl.edu (Life...)
>>
>>///   ____   \\\  "Sorry, did I say something wrong?  Pardon me for
>>| |/ /    \ \| |   breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't even 
>> \\_|\____/|_//    know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed.
>>     \_)\\/        Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors.
>>       `-'         Life... don't talk to me about life...."
>
>Here we have the top view of Robocop.  As you can see his hands are up
>and he is peeing his pants.  What, you ask, could scare Robocop so much?
>
>Why, that quote, of course.

Or maybe, just possibly, the 379,453rd warlording of this very, very
old sig.

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
From: ewhac@ntg.com (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Flame bunker ready, Shields up
Date: 27 Aug 92 18:01:59 GMT
Organization: Politically Incorrect Software, Ltd.

In article <1992Aug26.060438.9732@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au> in
alt.fan.mike-jittlov, cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Catherine Weller) signs:
>Cath
>cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au
>no bauf, no bart, no stupidquote(tm)...Oh well. :)
    ^^^^
	Sheesh.  Can't even spell BUAF right.

	I wonder where I can get a bottle of stupidquote(tm)?

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Leo L. Schwab -- The Guy in The Cape                    ewhac@ntg.com
 \_ -_          Recumbent Bikes:                ..or..  ewhac@well.sf.ca.us
O----^o       The Only Way To Fly.                     (pronounced "EH-wack")
							    Whitespace roolz!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland)
Subject: Re: *
Organization: University of Tromsoe
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 19:05:01 GMT

In article <5185@tuegate.tue.nl>, johan@blade.stack.urc.tue.nl (Johan Wevers) writes:
|> In article <1992Aug18.220654.6692@news.uit.no>
|> tomg@stud.cs.uit.no (Tom Grydeland) signs:
|> 
|> >-- 
|> >//Tom Grydeland(tomg@stud.cs.uit.no)._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._
|> >|A._| . . ._| | |_._._. . ._|_._._._._. ._|_. ._ _._. ._| | . ._|_. | . ._._. |
|> >| ._|_| |_. | | | | ._._|_. |_._. . |_. | | | ._._| |_._._._| | ._. ._| . . |_|
|> >|_._._._._|_._._._._._._|_._._._._|_._._._._._._._._._._._._|_._._|_|_._|_|_.B|
|> 
|> What the hell should this mean ??????
|> 
|> ******************************************************************** 
|> * J.C.A. Wevers                *         u\  _\       /e+        2 * 
|> * johan@blade.stack.urc.tue.nl *     1 |   \ u \  X  /         |   * 
|> ******************************** P = - |    >   >---<     + ...|   * 
|> *     The only nature of       *     N |   /   /     \         |   * 
|> *     reality is physics       *         u/   /d     u\            *
|> ********************************************************************

Please believe me when I say I'm sorry to include Johan's entire article,
but I feel obliged to put in the entry which will *finally* get me a place
with `Our Lady of the Perpetually Warlorded'. Another point for me as well.

How about *that*, meach?


//Tom 're-entering lurker mode' Grydeland
-- 
//Tom Grydeland(tomg@stud.cs.uit.no)._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._._
|A._| . . ._| | |_._._. . ._|_._._._._. ._|_. ._ _._. ._| | . ._|_. | . ._._. |
| ._|_| |_. | | | | ._._|_. |_._. . |_. | | | ._._| |_._._._| | ._. ._| . . |_|
|_._._._._|_._._._._._._|_._._._._|_._._._._._._._._._._._._|_._._|_|_._|_|_.B|
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: thomas@visix.com (Thomas E. Van Lenten)
Subject: Re: HELP! I'm artless!
Organization: Visix Software Inc., Reston, VA
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 14:07:31 GMT


dansmith@Autodesk.COM (Daniel Smith) signs:
>            dansmith@autodesk.com            dansmith@well.sf.ca.us
>        Daniel Smith, Autodesk, Sausalito, California, (415) 332-2344 x 2580
>              Disclaimer: written by a highly caffeinated mammal
> $|=1;for("..."," hacker"," perl"," a","just"){print $l=$_.$l,"\015";sleep 1;}

I like the last two lines best.

TVL
From: michaell@cogs.susx.ac.uk (Michael Lazarou)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Chevy Heads
Date: 3 Sep 92 14:29:09 GMT
Organization: University of Sussex at Brighton
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

[ Article crossposted from rec.autos ]
[ Author was Dennis Bednarek Mfg 4-6971 ]
[ Posted on 31 Aug 92 07:21:28 GMT ]

--


###############################################################################
###NEVER - NEVERMORE###########################################################
###############################################################################
####################################What are the contents of the oblong box?##
###############################################################################
  The usual disclaimer of self and employer applies to all above comments.
#



I can't believe that this is the .sig of a sane individual. I look at myself
and think "Welcome to the sad git section." Then I look out the window.....

I'm sure this person is a script writer for Eldorado.

--
INSSOMNIAK
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: ANIMEPLUS International Shipping Rates (we forgot, sorry)
Date: 2 Sep 92 20:57:17 GMT
Organization: UB

In rec.arts.anime, <2A9112C6.2039@orion.oac.uci.edu> eabu249@orion.oac.uci.edu, (Video Boy Oi) scribbles:

>**_**_**********.-.*****__********************************************
> ( )(_)    .-.__| |__  (_ |  Avi Melman as Shige (from PatLabor)
> | `--.   / /(__   __)  | |  Address: amelman@orion.oac.uci.edu
> |_.-. \ / ( (__   __)  | |
>      | V _ \ .-' |   __`-'__  Member of Cal Animage Epsilon,
> .-._.// / ) Y ..  \    .-.             Video Coordinator       ///
> :    / / / /( `'/\ \  (_, )                                   ///
>  `--(_/ :  `';-'  \_)  / %_   "Hiryuu Shoten-Ha!" - Ranma \\\///AMIGA
>*********`---'*********(____)  Dragon whirlwind destroys all\XX/******

Veeeeery interesting. . . but strange!

Does the fraction '1/2' refer to the proportionality of BUAF to Barphic,
perhaps?

But why am I bothering with someone who can't even color inside the lines?


--jm
                        -=<+meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu+>=-
  "Don't you think that's totally spam?  It's lubricated!  Well, I'm phasing."
                                                       -- Calvin, 9/2/92 --
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams)
Subject: Re: User address needed. Scotsmen only.
Originator: cgw@sol
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 04:13:41 GMT

In <1992Aug26.090130.24351@irisa.fr> moysan@irisa.fr (Erwan Moysan) writes:
>Hi bio netters ! It might be the wrong newsgroup, but it's urgent !
>
>I've been in contact (by email) with somebody who's working in a
>genetics lab in Edimburgh (Scotland). His name is John Love and his
>email address is completely different (someone else address ?).
>Unfortunately, I've lost it. Does anyone on the net know him and
>his address ? Thank you for replying by email.
>
>Erwan Moysan
>
>+-----------------------------+                         
>|       - Erwan Moysan -      |  !   !   ! xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>|  - Erwan.Moysan@Irisa.Fr -  |    !   !   xxxxxxxxxxxxx 
>| Bureau AB 306 - 99.84.72.90 |  !   !   ! xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>|    Fax: (33).99.38.38.32    |  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx         
>| IRISA - Campus de Beaulieu  |  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>|    35042 RENNES CEDEX       |  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
>|      BREIZH - FRANCE        |  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>+-----------------------------+ 

What? BUAF doesn't stand for 'Big Ugly Ascii Flag'?

-cgw-

--
christopher williams   cgw@unt.edu  +1 817 565 4161  Just a guy
lead programmer/operator, university of north texas  made of dots and lines.
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: SILVERAGE: Spidey, Iron Man, Misc. + 1 million other comics
Date: 1 Sep 92 16:38:58 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy

In article <qg19PB2w165w@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca> lonewolf@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Benoy Koshy) writes:
>
>Ben Koshy/Lone Wolf              lonewolf@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca
>President of B.A.K.A.            Banzai Anime Klub of Alberta
> __________|________________________________________________
>|_|_|_|_|_|||______________________________________________/
> ~   ~   -'|   "Sono toori yo.  Jamashimanaide!" - Noriko

	An actual warlord of the past!  Outstanding!

	Wonder how much it'd take to get him to test its seppuku performance?

--
Steve Buffum           | "Haaaaiiiii-YAH (*CRASH*  *THUD*)"
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  -- Hong Kong Fooey, Number 1 Super Guy
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Short Story: Practical Criticism
Date: 28 Aug 92 16:34:54 GMT
Organization: Canon Research Centre Europe Ltd

In alt.prose, hornpete@uctvax.uct.ac.za (Peter Horn) signs:
:
|Peter Horn
|-- 
|----------------------------------------------------------------------
|Peter Horn 
|German Department, UCT 
|43 Trevor Road, Lansdowne 7764, Cape, Republic of  South Africa . 
|Phone Home ZA-(021)696-1983		e-Mail: HORNPETE@UCTVAX.UCT.AC.ZA 
|      Work ZA-(021)650-2936		Fax ZA-(021) 650-3726 
|----------------------------------------------------------------------
|Peter Horn, Walking through our sleep (Poems), Ravan Press 1974
|Peter Horn, Poems 1964-1989, Ravan Press 1991
|Peter Horn, An Axe in the Ice (Poems), COSAW Publishing House 
|forthcoming September/October 1992
|----------------------------------------------------------------------
|Ravan Press, P.O.Box 31134, Braamfontein 2017, Republic of South Africa
|COSAW Publishing House, P.O.Box 421007, Fordsburg 2033, Republic of 
|South Africa.
|USA: Ohio University Press Fax (614) 593-4536
|Britain: Central Books, Fax (71) 378-1811
|Australia: New Era Books, Fax (02) 596-0045
|-----------------------------------------------------------------------

That's not a sig, it's a FUCKING-BIBLIOGRAPHY!

Tx. [incorrigible]
--
check my header - "when the time runs out... when the money runs out..."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau)
Subject: Re: REC.MUSIC TECHNO - yes (Re: proposal for ALT.MUSIC.TECHNO - no)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd., Ottawa, Canada
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 14:47:53 GMT

In alt.config,alt.rave,rec.music.industrial,
dave@bradley.bradley.edu (David Vessell) writes:

>
>-- 
>=========*davE*.....making the world safe for intelligent dance music.=========
>       "The city looks pretty in pink....Armageddon is here." -- Erasure
>--(David Vessell)--(Bradley University Computing Services)-(dave@bradley.edu)--

Oxymoron (intelligent dance music?), two ugly borders, way K00L
capitalization of his name, dumb music quote (still, it's not R*sh),
and why are his name and address in parentheses?  All this in only 3
lines.

The Rhealist - Rheal Nadeau - nadeau@bnr.ca - BNR doesn't warlord!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Blade Runner in Pittsburgh?
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 15:31:20 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Trawling the sticky depths of alt.cult-movies, I came across this fine example
of the posticus moronicus. Dwelling at such depths has meant that evolution
has strangely deformed this posting. Notice the ludicrously enlarged .sig
at the base of this specimin. See also, how the pressure and lack of light
have distorted the body of the beast, resulting in a query being sent round
the world which only has relevance to Pittsburgh. This common phenomenon is
known as the Pittsburgh Bitwaste.

In article <sedVkSG00awFM44V83@andrew.cmu.edu>, Juan Jose Mata 
<jmb3+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
> Anybody knows if and where Balde Runner's Director's Cut will open in
> Pittsburgh?
> 
> Will any theaters carry the 70 mm. version here?
> 
> Thanks!
> 
> 		- J.J.
> 
> 
> #################################################
> #     Juan Jose Mata <jmb3+@Andrew.CMU.EDU>     # 
> #     Carnegie Mellon University - Freshman     # 
> #     Electrical and Computer Engineering       # 
> #-----------------------------------------------# 
> #     Go L.A. Dodgers !   Go L.A. Kings !       # 
> #     Go L.A. Lakers !    Go S. F. 49ers !      #  
> #               ! Hala Madrid !                 # 
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> 
> "How terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise, Johnny."
> 				-Louis Cyphre (Lucifer)
> 				 (Robert DeNiro in Alan Parker's Angel Heart)
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How terrible is a .sig when it brings no glory to the poster, Juan.

Spelling's not much cop either (I mean, Balde Runner? Louis Cyphre? Get
a grip there, boy).

-- 
Dan "Aye cun spoll, rolly ay con" Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk