HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter)
Subject: SchizoSlack Forever Underwater
Reply-To: richter@u.washington.edu
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 20:39:11 GMT





         ---        THE FORCES OF DARKNESS ARE NIGH        ---
                                  
               Latest Update From SchizoSlack Central
                      Tape Transcript #0606




        KILL BOB  LKIL OOB  LBBO KIL  OOLI KLB  KOBB LIL  LOKI LOB
        KILL BOB  KLLI OBO  KIBO LLB  LOOK LIB  KLBI BOL  OLBI BLK
        LLIK OBO  KOLI LBO  LOBK ILB  ILLK OBB  KOOL BIL  BOLL KIB
        KLIL BOO  LILO BBK  KOBI LBL  BBOK LLI  BILL KOB  KIBB LOL
        

        *YOU* know what to do with that shit-eating faux-mysterious
clip-art messiah, that cancer-laden pus-sucking squid-snorting
asshole, that brain-damaged tyrannical greedy fuckwad of a LOUSY
SALESMAN!  That SLACKLESS PHALLIC CUMSHOT distorting and dirtying
the face of EXISTANCE! YOU *KNOW* WHAT TO *DO*! 

        KILL him!
        KILL the bastard!
        KILL!
        KILL!
        KILL!
        KILL "BOB"! 
        KILL HIM *NOW*!!!!!!
        
        Kill that motherfucker RIGHT THIS INSTANT, or I'll TELEPORT
myself INTO YOUR ROOM and KILL YOU with a CHAINSAW and a TURKEY
CARVER and DRAN-O! And I'll DO IT SLOWLY! Or kill me! 

        But you don't want to do THAT! 
        
        I'll TELL you what you want!
        
        You want to KILL "BOB"! 
        
        You want to KILL HIM SOON! KILL HIM *NOW*!!!
        
        Why should you kill "Bob"?  WHY NOT?  Wouldn't you LOVE to
bring suffering into the shriveled-up little hearts of Bobbies
everywhere?  Wouldn't you LOVE to REMOVE every smug smoking
Dobbshead in this BLASPHEMOUS WORLD?  Wouldn't you love to take
matters OUT OF THE HANDS OF SOME PERVERT AND INTO YOUR OWN MORALLY
CORRECT MITTS?  Wouldn't you love TO BE FREE?  Don't think about it
-- DO IT!  "BOB" *COMMANDS* YOU TO KILL HIM!

        Now, some of us have beaten "Bob" up, kicked him down, made
him BLEED -- but BROTHERS AND SISTERS, that's JUST NOT ENOUGH!  Not
until he is DEAD will your task be done!  KILL "BOB", then DO IT
AGAIN! 

        CUT OFF HIS LIMBS, EACH IN THEIR ORDER! 
        REMOVE THAT HELMET-HAIR WITH ELECTRIC HEDGE CLIPPERS! 
        RIP OFF THAT SUIT and GAG THE BASTARD WITH HIS OWN WALLET! 
        SHOVE THAT PIPE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE! 
        
        In summary: KILL "BOB"! 
        DO IT *NOW*! 
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box)
Subject: slack in the real world
Followup-To: alt.slack,talk.bizarre 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: yeah
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 21:54:52 GMT

we have this book in lab called FROM EGG TO EMBRO

it is by, J.M.W. Slack.
i thought this was pretty cool.


--
	     PJF--->BIOCHEM GRAD. STUDENT--U of UTAH oh yeah 
               "i am such a stupid,ignorant son of a bitch.
                           please kill me now."
						          "React with this!"
From: 6500null@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu (Null Cypher)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: SchizoSlack Forever Underwater
Date: 15 Oct 92 18:59:22 GMT

In article <1992Oct14.203911.13925@u.washington.edu> richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:





>         ---        THE FORCES OF DARKNESS ARE NIGH        ---
>                                  
>               Latest Update From SchizoSlack Central
>                      Tape Transcript #0606




>        KILL BOB  LKIL OOB  LBBO KIL  OOLI KLB  KOBB LIL  LOKI LOB
>        KILL BOB  KLLI OBO  KIBO LLB  LOOK LIB  KLBI BOL  OLBI BLK
>        LLIK OBO  KOLI LBO  LOBK ILB  ILLK OBB  KOOL BIL  BOLL KIB
>        KLIL BOO  LILO BBK  KOBI LBL  BBOK LLI  BILL KOB  KIBB LOL
>        

You typed only 24 of the possible 1260 arrangements of the letters in
"KILL BOB".  If you had actually typed all 1260 you would have found
enlightenment.

>        DO IT *NOW*! 
--
                                               --------------------------------
                                               Null - 6500null@ucsbuxa.ucsb.edu
                                               --------------------------------
From: messer@utkvx2.utk.edu (The Jagged of your Dreams!)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Give it a shot in your pants, you panty-waists!!!
Date: 16 Oct 92 19:01:00 GMT
Organization: University of Tennessee Computing Center
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

And then it was said unto me, and I did understand.

For the Ja-Whore-Wa I which rests his hude meaty phallus upon our heads like
some cosmic GWAR show did show me the way, as he did "BOB" and all the wonderous
"BOB"s before him.

There is a light at the end of this tunnel, too, o my friends, but there is a
toll booth run by a middle-aged black lady, and there is a sheep in sheep's
clothing.

For there will be wars, and rumours of war, and there shall be Wim Winder
flicks that only one or two people every really go to see,
and most IMPOTENTLY there will be this big announcement on the news about a
week and a half before, so we can all get ready.

But do not be fooled by the pink!  Do not live pink!
Surrender the Pink!!!
Let it be heard all 'round us on this day, and tomorrow, and sometime next
Thursday!

Let us sodomize the great goat sacred to Odin I, kill him, and let him rise
again on the third day!
Let us pray to the mystical power of Harry Lime, and Johnny Dollar, and the
Great Gildersleeve!!!!

Surrender the Pink to your wives, as is your duty.  To all of your wives give
your seed. A lot.

Thus will we circumvent the oh-so-modern (that is, CON-inspired) FAMILY
VALUES!!!

YEA, for I DO have FAMILY VALUES coming out of my penis in great spurts!  And I
do fear the very excriment of "BOB", for his butt-checks ARE incredibly
muscular, and that ochre earth DOES come out in THIN RIBBONS, hard as a
diamond!

Fall down before the rain TONIGHT as THIS is the ACID URINE of the ELDER GODS
which has been sent to test us all, to decide who is pink, AND LET ONLY THE PINK
LIVE!!!

For YES my brothers and sisters!  This IS the time of the ANTI-RAPTURE!
This IS the time when we must TUNNEL EIGHT MILES into the very CORE of the
HOLLOW EARTH and MAKE OURSELVES HIDDEN!!!

Fuck the X-Ists!  The ENTIRE ALPHABET of terrorist AND benevolet aliens have
targeted THE TRUE YETI SPAWN for ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION!

UHM-Basoiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody Wave At "BOB"!

*******************************************************************************
*                                            |Damian K. Messer                *
*     OM   tat savitur varenyam              |Internet:messer@utkvx.utk.edu   *
*          bhargo devasya dhimahi            |Bitnet:messer@utkvk             *
*          dhiyo yo pracodayat               |5809 Haynes-Sterchi Rd.         *
*                                            |Knoxville, TN 37912             *
*          (this space for "BOB")            |(615)689-5722                   *
*******************************************************************************
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade
From: thealien@unlv.edu (Sean McCarthy)
Subject: Re: <None>
Organization: UNLV
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 05:22:40 GMT

I must say...It is greatly lacking in slack to continue to crosspost
these meaningless cascades...We're discussing LIFE DEATH AND stuff HERE
____________________________________________________________________________
Sean McCarthy IS             {  }"I'm told it's my duty to fight against
thealien@cs.unlv.edu          }{   the Law, that there's freedom in my blade
thealien@redrock.nevada.edu  {  }  and that wizardry's my trade.."
"Chaotic is NOT Evil!"- Me    }{    -Black Blade by Blue Oyster Cult
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade
From: fnord@panix.com (Cliff Heller)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: N-Man #3: MORE FUN THAN A BARREL FULL OF CASCADES!
Date: 15 Oct 92 15:00:20 GMT
Organization: Right Bleedin' Church of Libertine Obfuscatology

In <Bw396M.EHo@news.cso.uiuc.edu> dennis@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Thomas A. Dennis) writes:

>In <16300@mindlink.bc.ca> Jeremy_Reimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jeremy Reimer) writes:

>>> Thomas A. Dennis writes:
>>>
>>> Msg-ID: <Bvx542.I67@news.cso.uiuc.edu>
>>> Posted: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 18:38:2
>>>
>>> Org.  : University of Illinois at Urbana
>>>
>>> I finally, to my great relief, figured out the "n" in N-Man: I simply press
>>> the
>>> n on my keyboard, and I can leap past this inane pap altogether.
>>>
>>> Yours for the annihilation of clueless Pinx(c1992 TomCorp Ltd., all rights
>>> reserved) who post crap on alt.slack that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CHURCH
>>> OF
>>> THE SUBGENIUS OR EVEN THE MOST IMPROBABLE DERIVATION THEREOF,
>>>
>>> --
>[my glorious sig deleted]

>>Tough.  Alt.slack is the new home of N-Man (and yes, if your cranial mass is
>>less than that of a bee's excrement, it can stand for the n-key) and that's
>>just the way it is.

>>N-Fans are multiplying like rabbits.  Multiplying the way YOU wished you
>>could if you had the nerve to.

>>By attacking N-Man for lack of slack, you have lost all yours.  Those with
>>higher intelligences can see the connection between a non-standard superhero
>>and the Church of the SubGenius.  Those who can't are doomed to repeat "send

>Now, then.  Since you are correct in one solitary assertion--that I cannot, in
>fact, stop you from posting to alt.slack--I may as well recognize those truly
>slackful superheroes and their creators, that you and your Nothing/Nebbish/
>Nerd/Nonentity-Man may cringe and snivel in the face of true greatness:

>The Jammer (Bernie E. Mireault)
>Flaming Carrot (Bob Burden)
>Buddy Bradley (Peter Bagge)
>The Badger (Mike Baron)
>All of the Watchmen, except for Ozymandias (Alan Moore, Dave Gibbons)
>V (Alan Moore)
>Jesus Christ (Chester Brown)

>Can't think of any others... more news as it is revealed to me.

Good gravy! How can you forget:

The Tick (Ben Edlund)  - Words cannot describe the excellence of this
comic: purchase every issue at twice the cover price IMMEDIATELY.

Tick Spinoffs are good too:  Paul The Samurai, and Man Eating Cow.
-- 
    / \      Reverend fnord                 | "King Kong died for your sins!"
   /   \     fnord@panix.com                | 
  / <0> \                                   | "Don't just eat a hamburger, 
 /_______\   Church of Obfuscatology, Inc.  |  eat the HELL out of it!"
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo
From: espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund)
Subject: Re: hate my peers (Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears))
Keywords: cascade in subject line
Organization: University of Tromsoe
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 02:54:48 GMT

v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>Ya know, I miss Jane.
Heard she was hit by a train.
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From: ballms@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu (BALLMS)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.who.is.bob,alt.discordia,talk.bizarre
Subject: rant? what?
Keywords: rant? what?
Date: 16 Oct 92 03:04:00 GMT
Organization: Vanderbilt University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41


blockof a slab u drbaBOX CAReerdd wreteched wrtethc of a
a underwearing, tv f ray damgaged filth pot of henious
throbING catasropheic megalovirus POTCH,, you dog..DOG
MEAT PORCUPINED lazaurus diction brain... mobile pack ra
of ratled nitpicking surface ditch! you blackholed 
diddle pig!! suck a pink like a hungry hobo, call it
yer fucking DINNER, man.. what a blob blood blackedned
fish steak o'packing hamburger eating, HELL out of it.
flit blitz fLKAE FLAKE:,$ oh ye dweller in the zONE,
of perpeual gameLAND,drwonsville>> ..caught in the 
naught  and prougd of it too.sew it up dude..
pull that fishing line til lthe flesh comes up
squeezing hat scab of yours.,, bizbuck,,
flickticker,niknag,nagbag,backhacker,groundchuck
flopper,fucking zitbag fllozzheaded nitnog.aggotBAG
dickflooping lipdrooping flippping iittititats.  ,,,
twisted drool bobbozo from neerhther world...
blathereding keg of dirBLEEDING bizaddict bozabutthead.
there , now I can go to work tomorrow, maybe.
Rev. Ganglia Schwanstein..
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: snuggles
From: hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Anthony 'SCHWAibo' Hobbs)
Date: 12 Oct 92 22:04:29 NZST
Organization: ACCGEK, New Zealand
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz

In article <37324@uflorida.cis.ufl.edu>, x3460afe@maple.circa.ufl.edu writes:
> snuggles could kill you with just a thought, you do realize that, don't you?
> so be careful and watch your back!!1 more thing, who started this damn snuggles thing anyways???

Kibo and I did. Why? Wanna make something of it? Should warn ya, Snuggles is
getting hungry...
-- 
"I have everything I need to know - 'Bob' told me so!"

Anthony Hobbs		SCHWAibo		    hobbs_a@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Chief Lord High Priest, ACCGEK - Hail Frozen Yoghurt - Snuggles Loves You
DISCLAIMER: I am not Romanian and was not head of the Securitate for 15 years.
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo,alt.wpi.negativland.subgenii.for.rent,alt.cascade,alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die,alt.lwaxana-troi.die.die.die,alt.fan.dan-simms,alt.sex.carebears
From: ballms@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu (BALLMS)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Subject: Re: "Bob"damnit!
Summary: toldja,
Keywords: toldja
Date: 15 Oct 92 17:17:00 GMT
Organization: Vanderbilt University
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1bepgpINNmii@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, bm560@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Thomas D. Salyers) writes...
> 
> 
>   Don't you people know that cascades are the worst slack(tm)
>vampires known to man, woman, or Yeti?  By Dobbs, start RANTING
>and exercise your damn FOOT GLANDS!    FUCKING START RANTING...
> 
>                      ....OR KILL ME!
> 
>AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>-- 
>Tom Salyers    "Now is the Windows of our disk contents
>Denver, CO      Made glorious SimEarth by this son of Zork."
>IRCnick: Aqualung              --from _Richard v3.0_



told ja the editor was pink on this board.
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From: kg1i+@andrew.cmu.edu (Kevin Paul Goldman)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.non.sequitur,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: Kaskade Challenge II
Date: 16 Oct 92 01:07:16 GMT
	<1992Oct14.092454.23196@hellgate.utah.edu>
Organization: Senior, History, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA


 (Greg Alt) sezs:
>>>Today is 10/12/92.  Lets keep this going for a month.
>>Today is 10/13/92. Lets all bend over for a month.
>Today is 10/14/92. Lets all eat Jello for Gunth.
Today is 10/15/92. Do drugs and say thunth.
Xref: sparky alt.slack:2554 alt.stupidity:2884 alt.politics.kibo:136
From: v111pczf@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (Christian T Fraboni)
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.slack,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity,alt.politics.kibo
Subject: Re: David Ogden Steirs (was:Re: hate my peers (Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)))
Keywords: cascade in subject line
Date: 9 Oct 92 15:11:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <Bvs2vp.Dz4@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, (doc) writes...
>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>In article <BvrrEp.8ot@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, writes...
>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes: 
>>>>In article <BvqD2L.FBr@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> a-feygin@uiuc.edu  writes:
>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>>} el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>} >mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>} >>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>} >>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>>>>} >>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>} >>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>} >>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>>} >>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>>>} >>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>>>} >>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>>>} >>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>>>>} >Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>>>>} All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>You MUST be insane!
Bush is near the end of his reign

        Later,

        -C.T.F.
Newsgroups: alt.slack
From: djd0873@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (p r u n e)
Subject: Re: Gored by steers (was Re: bored to tears)
Reply-To: djd0873@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 18:52:45 GMT

In article <Rod_Rombauer.06yf@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us>,
Rod_Rombauer@neonate.amiga.atl.ga.us (Rod Rombauer) writes:
>GET THIS PINK CRAP THE FUCK OUT OF ALT.SLACK!!!!!
>These geks need the sweet kiss of 'Bob's baseball bat upside theur vacuous
>heads!

	Chill, Rod.  We need the geks' money.  Say, what is a gek?

	'Sides, As the stangster put it (or at least it's attributed 2 him),
it's usually easy to spot the bobbies 'cos theur yelling KILL THE PINKS the
loudest.
	Of course, I could be lying about the quote.  I could be more bitch-ass
conspiracy than you could ever imagine even a human to be.  I could be an FBI
plant with a net account just-a-waiting to eat a yeti for breakfast (Served on
Wonder Bread, pink style!)  You might be thinking "Nah, why would he suggest
that and blow his cover?"  But... that might be just what I want you to think!
Hohohoho!  Praise Bill Bright!  Praise Pat Robertson!  Praise (insert
conspiracy spokesmale that only kampus krusaders would know)!
	Onward Christian Soldiers, da da da da da..........

 
p r u n e        RIT        Roch. NY, home of Kodak, Jolt Cola, and many other
                            artificial chemical substances.
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From: ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy)
Subject: Re: Out your ears (Re: Kill Yr Peers (Re: Moving to Algiers (Re: I think my rent is in arears (Was Re: This'll be long, in a few
Keywords: cascade in subject line ignore
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 12:26:27 GMT

feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>} feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>} >mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>} >} ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>} >} >do you know why???
>} >} I could just die!!
>} >you make me cry
>} Here's mud in your eye!
>dan--you lie!

what do you know, you're jsut a guy!

  --amy`


>-- 
>  Alexander Feygin      "This species has amused itself to death"
> a-feygin@uiuc.edu                -- Roger Waters

>   The opinions expressed above are those of the author and not CCSO
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