From: Kev.Ondic@p0.f49.n134.z1.fidonet.org (Kev Ondic)
Newsgroups: k12.chat.senior
Subject: Fake shadows in my soup.
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 15:05:11 PDT
Organization: FidoNet node 1:134/49.0 - The Student Exchang, Calgary Alta

 AC> Hello there how are you and the most awesome city, Calgary. O.k, O.k

We are both doing pretty good, even though the latter is getting quite cold
now, and finals are upcoming form the former.  ;-(

 AC> I'll break down and say that the Stamps obviously had to be a little
 AC> good in order to win the cup but you know I thought that maybe the
 AC> Eskies had a chance.  I'll shut up about football.

A little good?  A LITTLE good?  Well, seeing as how you are an eskihomo
fan, I guess that's the equivilant of "total kick ass team" from anybody
else. hhehe.  Ya, I thought them guys up north would be the only team that
would even have a shot of getting the cup away from us, but I didn't think
they'd be able to make it THAT close again.

 AC> Yeah so what I have a mechanical horse!!

Sounds kinky to me.  (grin)

 AC> the day!! Yeah right as if!  Your snow must have left to visit us
 AC> because we got really dumped on when I wrote the letter.  I love

Well, I think it came back.  Yesterday it snowed in a major way.  But not
enough to be a lasting problem; it's just startin' to get reaaaal cold
again.  Time to do the Indian Chinook Dance.

 AC> Chinooks, they are so cool.  So have you been skiing yet. Please don;t

Hmm, go figure, our Chinooks here are actually quite warm.  (Oooooooh, that
WAS sad, wasn't it?)

 AC> tell me that you live in Calgary and you don't ski.  I will trade you
 AC> houses.  Not unless you don't want to live in an igloo!!  

Skiiiiiiiing?  Wellllll, the last skiing I did was on top of a lake.  I
like downhill, but unfortunately I haven't done it for a while.  I'll
probably make it out over the holidaze though.  (Assuming I can scrape
up the cash).

 AC> Are you making fun of my family?? So they couldn't get it right the
 AC> first time please shoot me!! About the step-dad Step-father thing, I
 AC> ment to say step-sister as one of them, O.k.  I'm not going to bother
 AC> to get into my family because obviously it's to confusing gor a
 AC> university student to figure out!! Your cat says Hi, WOW do I feel

No, I'm not making fun of your family.  I'm just..  Well, okay, I am making
fun of your family, but not in a mean way.  So how big is Ft. McMurray?
30 000 I think?  Wow, that must mean you are related to the whole town!
(grin)

 AC> special.  Well now it;s your turn to feel special because my cat says
 AC> hi too!!   Dennis Miller-HMMMM I think he was pretty funny but the
 AC> network could do a little better. You live on Kraft dinner!? So do I

Nope, Dennis Miller cannot be topped.  Dave is a close second, but nobody
can top Dennis.  (Except maybe Gary Larson, but he doesn't do the talk show
circuit).  You bet, Kraft Dinner, and, on occasion, President's Choice
Macaroni and cheese.  Actually, it's about a 50/50 split.

 AC> when my mother is too busy to cook. You go to U of C. Awesome what are
 AC> you studying? Ever heard of UCSC? Probablly. If not the best

General Studies this year, transfering into the faculty of science next
year.  (Computer sci to be more specific).   I'm starting to wish I just
became a bum after high school....  Sigh.  heh.  UCSC?  United Cows of
Southern Canada?  Yep, I know about them.  They are nothing but trouble
makers.

Or would you be referring to the U swim club?

 AC> abckstroker in the world went there. Just in case you have no tv and
 AC> missed the olympics, his name is Mark Tweksbury and he rules the
 AC> swimming scene- in backstroke anyways!!   You couldn't possibly still

Yep, of course I know Mark!  As a matter of fact, I am his personal trainer
and taught him everything he knows.  Honest.

 AC> live at home. WHat a sin. As soon as I turn 18 I'm out of here and
 AC> going probablly to University of ALberta or calgary. Don't know yet. 

Yep.  But I can't convice anybody to pay for my rez fees (since I have free
room and board here), so here I be.  It's hard enough to convice people
to cover my outrageously high tuition (John Gogo [and the entire provincial
government] should be hung upside down, beaten, whipped, shaved bald, have
their fingernails pryed off, be forced to listen to Kriss Kross, be roasted
over an open fire and, for good measure, shot in the head).  The University
is starting to fall apart it's so short of money (and not just in the
physical sense).  And, yes, I am a lazy freeloader. And damn proud of it.
;-)

 AC> THat's not till another 4-5 years.  (i'm 15 o.k so please don;t turn
 AC> of your computer.) Well I've got all night so please do tell me about

4-5 years?  Geez, planning to fail a few grades before you get to
University? heheh.  If you wait that long you'll have to have won the 6/49
to be able to afford it.  (okay, so I'm on a bitching and whining spree
about lack of funding right now.  So sue me.)

You're 15?!  Just 15?!?!  Well, I'm sorry, I cannot talk to you!  Go away!
Just leave me alone!  Well hey, I'm really immature so we should get along
just fine.  (grin)  Actually you seem to have more of a brain than some
people I know..  heh.  (One of them happens to be Gogo).  Sorry, last dish
at the funding thing for a while.  I promise.  ;-)

 AC> your girl problems. Are you to funny for them and make noodles come
 AC> out of there noses at Italian Restuarants??!! By then I'm hoping to be

Me?  Funny?  Funny looking maybe.  But you are on the righ track with the
noodle thing, except it's my trick that I use to break the ice on first
dates.  It never fails to impress; I always get screams of joy from 'em!

Well, as for the girl problems (since it seems quite important to ya.. heh),
it's just that the female species hasn't been the focus of my efforts
lately.  I don't know if you could call that a problem or not, but next
semester I just may try a little harder.  ;-)

 AC> close to being married.  That been in your mind lately??  Well gotta
 AC> decorate our door for accounting class and for a prize at school, so
 AC> talk to you later!!  Andrea

Marriage?  On my mind?  Not even close to being on my mind.  It's something
I might wanna do eventually, but not for a long time (10, 12 years).  You
don't really wanna be married that early, do ya?  ..

Did you win?

 AC> P.S: I have two saying for you to live by:  SMILE; it's the second
 AC> best thing you can do with your mouth and May all your blues  be
 AC> labatt's and may all your ups and downs be in bed!!  

Heheh, I like 'em!

See ya!

=-KO->

... Nature destroys it's a catastrophe. Man destroys it's progress.  

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