Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Tuesday, 15 Dec 1992 21:24:39 MST
From: Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.romance.chat
Subject: Re: Puter tries to burn Ariel's buns...
 <1992Dec9.183704.25209@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com>
 <92348.202447AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET>
 <1992Dec15.185030.29706@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com>

In article <1992Dec15.185030.29706@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com>,
puter@orphan.nashvil.ingr.com (PuterDude) says:
>
>|> Lisa Mae <AZLMH@ASUACAD.BITNET> grabs my behind...
  I did not!
>Ariel:
>|*grin* I do like to do that.  Well, it depends on if you have a cute
>|behind or not. *wink*
>Puter:
>If we're takin' bets, I'll put my tush up against yours anytime. What
>that has to do with bettin' has me stumped...

I don't gamble.  It's either a sure thing or not worth it. *grin*
And I don't think you CAN put your tush up against mine "anytime".
*wicked grin*  You don't believe me? *raised eyebrow*...do it now.
*giggle* Now that's a test, you don't even live in the same state as I do.

>Puter:
>|>Right next to the one that says "Dangerous Material Ahead".
>|Ariel:
>|Your own observation?  Or has someone told you this? (Well, we have to
>|see if it is consumer safe....)
>Puter:
>Safe? Why, I'll have you know that PuterLabs conducted years of field
>testin' on this alone. Many other facets were tested. The reports are
>still bein' compiled, so dial 1-900-PUTERME for a demonstration.

*laughter*......*smile*.....*LAUGHTER*  What?!? no 800 number??

>Puter:
>|>As long as the callouses don't scratch TOO much. Unless ya like that...
>|Ariel:
>|No. Could you wear gloves??           *laughter*
>Puter:
>Only if ya wear those stockin's...

And what "stockin's" would that be?

>Ariel:
>|>|Only if you promise that I can try on the womens lingerie this time!!
Puter:
>|>(Bows haed and shuffles feet)   Well, only if I still get to try on
>|>those red crotchless thingies...
>|Ariel:
>|All right, but no complaining if it doesn't fit very good. *grin*
>Puter:
>I won't complain. Of course, I'll have to look over the fit real well...

Like to look at yourself in the mirror THAT much, do you.

>Ariel:
>|`|Negatives of my buns??  Sorry, I don't have a camera with a timer. *GRIN*
Puter:
>|>Maybe I could get you to sit on this copier for a moment. Please
>|>don't mind the bright light...
>|Ariel:
>|And burn my buns?!?  *ouch*  Besides, I don't know the specifics of
>|copiers...but I don't think they have "negatives".
>Puter:
>They don't? That's not what they told me! Don't worry 'bout the burn.
>I'll massage some cream into the sore spots...

My motto is No pain.  Besides, why would I give you blackmail pictures?
*smile*
>Puter:
>|>_Check_ to see what _bounces_, I imagine...  *chuckle*
>|Ariel:
>|No.  That's too easy on me. *blush*  And I wouldn't want you staring
>|*THERE* all day, just watching. (shut up Blade!)
>Puter:
>Oops. And I was gonna do my best to get them to quit bouncin'. Use
>of hands up to your discretion...

I don't think so.  I have better reasons for a man to have his hands there.
And it most definitely is not, to quit the bouncin'.

>Puter:
>|>But it _could_ lead to tighter huggin'... And we ALL know what that
>|>leads to...
Ariel:
>|   I go with the man that stated....."crushed ribs."  I knew someone
>|who liked to hug me as tight as possible.  It starting getting difficult
>|to even move. *sigh*
>Puter:
>Unless you're all covered with baby oil. Then ya just slip right on out
>of it. Kinda like a banana out of its peel... :)

That's what you would like me to believe.  But, baby oil just makes a person
softer to squeeze.

>Ariel:
>|But, for the effort......
>|*hug*
>Puter:
>Shucks... *bare hug*   Is it a bit drafty in here?

No.

>
>--
Ariel
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