HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu (Walter Lee)
Newsgroups: alt.out-of-body,alt.oobe
Subject: Re: MORE EXPERIENCE
Date: 26 Sep 92 18:23:39 GMT
Reply-To: wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu
Organization: Oakland University, Rochester, MI

In article <1992Sep20.204054.1@husky1.stmarys.ca>, gen5006@husky1.stmarys.ca (Bill McKinnon) writes:
...
>(Think of continuous intense exercise for about 5 hours, that might give you
>some idea of the exhaustion level.)
...

I wonder if it burns them kind of calories!

I'm in the market for altered states of consciousness in general.
I get the impression just about everyone is. (come on admit it just about
everyone!)
I've never (knowingly) had any.

Thanks to whoever came up with the new name of this newsgroup.
I always figured alt.oobe was some misspelled musicians' group.


Walter Lee    wlee@argo.acs.oakland.edu, lee@plex-1.ann-arbor.mi.us

Keep the Aspidistra Flying!
From: A0RY@UNB.CA (A0RY000)
Newsgroups: alt.bacchus
Subject: test..................
Date: 26 Sep 92 15:52:10 GMT
Organization: The University of New Brunswick

THIS IS A TEST !!!!!!!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: FAQ
From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 5 Oct 92 22:13:13 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University

In article <ty8qbkm5@csv.warwick.ac.uk>, maupt@warwick.ac.uk (Maupt the Ninja...) writes:
> What's an FAQ?
> -Ninja
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define:

  (F)requently (A)sked (Q)uestion


  A FAQ for FAQ's.......hhmmm, bit like defining time really.

   (a) How do you ask a question?

        - You open and close your mouth while breathing out.

   (b)  How do you breath?

         - Now that's a good question.

   (c)  Whats a duck?

          - A ducks a ducks a Duck ..and It's not a bloody Elephant


   (d) How do you know, that you don't know something?

          - When you f* up.



  Would any one else like to contribute...





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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Ratify that treaty
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 08:19:37 GMT

Nobody wants to ratify Maastricht. They are going to send it to Hamelin
instead.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: msmith%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu (Matthew Smith)
Subject: Re: bored to tears
Date: 6 Oct 92 13:10:16 MDT
Reply-To: msmith%peruvian.utah.edu@cs.utah.edu
Organization: University of Utah, CS Dept., Salt Lake City

In article <BvnsEw.1KD@news.cso.uiuc.edu>, aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>
>[extraneous stuff deleted]
>
>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>If porn's a game, are the negroes to blame?
>
>ya know at one time I thought this thread was kinda cool,
>down i think its down right stupid and even offensive.  
                             ^^^^^^

Yeah.  You'd think this was alt.stupid or something.


>                     --amy

-- 
Matt Smith
msmith@peruvian.utah.edu
Student - University of Utah Department of Computer Science
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: winterh@emunix.emich.edu (Twist)
Subject: Re: FAQ
Organization: Detroit Institute of Criminal Arts and Sciences
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:58:40 GMT

In article <ty8qbkm5@csv.warwick.ac.uk> maupt@warwick.ac.uk (Maupt the Ninja...) writes:
>What's an FAQ?

It's pronounced just like it's spelled.

	Fah-que...

Think about it...   :)
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From: traveja@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mathmagician/Fizix Geek)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: FAQ
Date: 6 Oct 92 16:25:30 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <ATAYLOR.92Oct5122213@gauss.nmsu.edu>, ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writes:
> <In article <ty8qbkm5@csv.warwick.ac.uk> maupt@warwick.ac.uk (Maupt the Ninja...) writes:
> 
> <   What's an FAQ?
>  
> 	That is the sound that my terminal makes when I smack it
> 	with my hand so the high voltage supply reconnects and
> 	I can read this group.
> 
> 	-click (turn on power)
> 	-mutter (that's me)
> 	-SMACK! (I smack the terminal)
> 	-FAQ (the high voltage supply arcs as the loose wires
> 	       reconnect and the CRT starts glowing)
> 
> 	
> 	By the way, can anyone suggest another way to fix my
> 	terminal? I tried reading this group without a working
> 	CRT and it seemed much too boring....although less
> 	stooopid.
> 

I suggest you plug it in and pee on it. Works everytime!
Regards,
Jeffery
________________________________________________________________
Jeffery A. Travelstead		traveja@wkuvx1.bitnet
Department of Physics		I'd rather have a free bottle in
Western Kentucky University	front of me than a prefrontal
Bowling Green, KY USA 42101		lobotomy. 
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Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity
From: ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita)
Subject: Re: bored to tears
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 13:07:37 GMT

el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jsm3916@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (J. Steven Mayer)
Subject: Re: bored to tears
Reply-To: jsm3916@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 17:41:04 GMT

usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>} el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>} >feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>} >>} a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>} >>} >genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>} >>} >> or we could start our very own cascade....
>>} >>} >or we could dart our very own blockade
>>} >>} or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>} >>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>} >or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>} or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>Or u could just wank in the lane...
or you could flush and go down the drain.

--Psycho
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: sherman@glendon.math.ucla.edu (The Ahkond of Swat)
Subject: Re: FAQ
Organization: The Island of Misfit Toys
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 92 18:32:48 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.221314.3910@darwin.ntu.edu.au> nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN) writes:
>
>  A FAQ for FAQ's.......hhmmm, bit like defining time really.
>
>   (b)  How do you breath?
>
>         - Now that's a good question.

Especially since "breath" is a noun, not a verb.   (Verb!  That's what's
happening!)

>   (c)  Whats a duck?
>
>          - A ducks a ducks a Duck ..and It's not a bloody Elephant

No, no, no, that's "Why a duck?"  You fail your Marx Brothers exam.
Go watch "The Cocoanuts" again.

--
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     "Enter, o seeker of knowledge!" [pause]  "That's you, fathead!"
                  - Bugs Bunny
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: teshsst
From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 5 Oct 92 22:14:33 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University

In article <1OCT199222183132@cc.utah.edu>, rsr4936@cc.utah.edu (Reay, Robert S.) writes:
> 
> It's teach a future computer geek to post week.
> 
> 
> 			this message is one huge test.a 
> 
> 
> 


 did somebody say...CASCADE!!!


:jas
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: jordan@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella)
Subject: Re: HATE
Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-13796]: sparta
Keywords: significant words from a document used as an index to content
Organization: Computer Science Dept., Tulane Univ., New Orleans, LA
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 21:39:08 GMT


Eye thaut ewe guys an' gals wood injoy this...
Ain't they stoopid?

In article <1992Sep28.223906.16139@wisipc.weizmann.ac.il> jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy) writes:
>In article <1992Sep28.050304.5274@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> jmilhoan@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (JT) writes:
>>In article <Bv8z0y.CJw@news.cso.uiuc.edu> StarOwl@uiuc.edu writes:
>>>iikkap@mits.mdata.fi (Iikka Paavolainen) writes:
>>>: abraham@micromed.com (Abraham Roots) writes:
>>>: >And I'm shure there just wild about you.
>>>: I just hope most Americans don't spell like this.
>>>Now, now... lets not go uhbout having speling flames.  Their too bee
>>>xpected, uv kourse, kunsidering just how poorle funded the Amerikun
>>>skool sistems ar, butt lets awl jus bee nice and ignore uther folks
>>>tiepoes, OK?
>>>
>>>PS:  :-)
>>
>>C'mon, you are incorrect!!!  The following is what you wrote, only the spelling has been corrected:
>>
>>------
>>Nowe, nowe... letse note goe uhboute havinge spelinge flamese.  Theire tooe bee
>>xpectede, uve koursee, kunsideringe juste howe poorlee fundede thee Amerikune
>>skoole sistemse are, butte letse awle juse bee nicee ande ignoree uthere folkse
>>tiepoese, OKe?
>>
>
>Did you learn in a school or what?Here is the right spelling:
>Nau,nau..letz not gau abaut having spiling fleims.deir tu bi ixpected,uv cors,
>caunsidering giast hau purli fandid de amerikan skul sistems ar,bat letz al
>giast bi nais end ignor ader folcs tipos,ouchei?
>
>This is de corect speling!!
>
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: dtasman@NMSU.edu (Dan Tasman)
Subject: Re: Someone .....
Organization: New Mexico State University
Date: Fri, 2 Oct 1992 02:55:00 GMT

In article <BvEIsw.HrD@acsu.buffalo.edu> Innocent Bystander writes:
: 
:      Someone in the hallway is doing something strange.  
:      Don't know what,
:      Can't say I care,
:      Wish they'd stop making that DAMN NOISE.
: 

The Ellicott Complex will do that to you.  It could be worse ... you could be  
going to Buff State, living in Porter Hall or the Towers, and listening to the  
effects of Elmwood Avenue.  I miss those days ...

Buff State had a unique tradition ... Bengal Pause, where for two hours every  
Tuesday and Thursday there were no classes ... just concerts in the central  
quad, informal lectures and fun gatherings with your classmates ... a welcome  
break from the typical routine.  Afterwards, there was Bengal Dump, where  
students traditionally took a healthy shit around the Ice Fountain.   
Particularly striking, especially in wintertime.

--
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Pope John Polack II
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 04:20:51 GMT

If the word was made flesh, then what was the word? Abracadabra?
From: breaker@pdnfido.fidonet.org (Guy Sisalli)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: What the hell's murr?
Date: 1 Oct 92 20:38:17 GMT
Organization: The Source for Source Pub Access Unix

In article <1992Sep28.212240.4372@cs.tulane.edu> jordan@cs.tulane.edu (Grizabella) writes:
>In article <1992Sep28.124705.2759@wkuvx1.bitnet> mccoyje@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>I hope this question does not offend anyone racially:
>>
>>Euclid walks into a store with three quarters, two dimes, and a
>>nickel. The dimensions of the store are 9 m by 12 m by 3.7 m. The
>>owner was twice Euclid's present age seven years ago. At the same time
>>Euclid is walking between two congruent parallel aisles, Train A is
>>leaving New York at a constant velocity of 60 km/h. The conductor
>>shakes hands with every third passenger while one of the passengers
>>pulls a marble out of a bag containing 1 red, 2 blue, and 3 black
>>marbles. If the number of handshakes is directly proportional to the
>>arctan of the time (in seconds) that it takes Pipe A to fill the
>>Smithsonian, and a six-sided die is rolled once for every number less
>>than one hundred that is divisible by six, then what is the
>>probability that the chicken actually crossed the road?
>>
>>This is not, repeat, NOT a homework problem, but I need the answer by
>>Thursday.
>>
>>--
>>"Sleep -- those little slices of death -- how I loathe them!"
>>                                       -- Edgar A. Poe
>>"I am the way!"
>>       -- Pinhead
>
>-- 
>			 ||     "I'm a woman, and can't be taken for granted.
>Misti D. Jordan          ||           Life's a bitch... now so am I."
>jordan@cs.tulane.edu     ||                         -- CatWoman
>   "To love another person is to see the face of God..." -- Les Miserables

I've got it! 42!! The answer is 42!! Now whats the question...

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Subject: Re: Love Poem
From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 28 Sep 92 23:25:15 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University

What the Hell is a JAUFRECHT?

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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: What the hell's murr?
From: nunn@nutmeg.ntu.edu.au (JsNO  BAR---NUNN)
Date: 29 Sep 92 12:57:28 +0900
Distribution: world
Organization: Information Technology, Northern Territory University

In article <1992Sep28.151948.2762@wkuvx1.bitnet>, traveja@wkuvx1.bitnet (Mathmagician/Fizix Geek) writes:
> In article <1992Sep28.124705.2759@wkuvx1.bitnet>, mccoyje@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
> > I hope this question does not offend anyone racially:
> > 
> > Euclid walks into a store with three quarters, two dimes, and a
> > nickel. The dimensions of the store are 9 m by 12 m by 3.7 m. The
> > owner was twice Euclid's present age seven years ago. At the same time
> > Euclid is walking between two congruent parallel aisles, Train A is
> > leaving New York at a constant velocity of 60 km/h. The conductor
> > shakes hands with every third passenger while one of the passengers
> > pulls a marble out of a bag containing 1 red, 2 blue, and 3 black
> > marbles. If the number of handshakes is directly proportional to the
> > arctan of the time (in seconds) that it takes Pipe A to fill the
> > Smithsonian, and a six-sided die is rolled once for every number less
> > than one hundred that is divisible by six, then what is the
> > probability that the chicken actually crossed the road?
> > 
> > This is not, repeat, NOT a homework problem, but I need the answer by
> > Thursday.
> > 
>  Q: Why did Mr. Milo cross the road?
>  A: Because his dick was stuck in a chicken.
> 				-Bruce Willis, The Last Boy Scout
> 
> So, to answer your question, you need the work done by the frictional 
> force generated by Mr. Milo as he humps the chicken. Then take the 
> integral of e to cosine theta times tan inverse 2 theta d theta.
> Find all solutions to Shroedinger's equation for a single particle in
> a 3-dimensional rectangular potential well. Once you have done this,
> you can show the quantization of Mr. Milo's angular momentum as he
> is struck by an unsypathetic motorist. As Mr. Milo is smashed to a
> pulp,The chicken will lurch forward with initial velocity v naught 
> and reach the other side within time t. The chicken will of course 
> experience a quadratic drag coefficient that must be considered in the 
> differential equation of chicken motion. 
> Piece of cake.
> 
> 

  Speaking of things going up each others arsehole; could this be solved
using Newtons's attractor theorm?.


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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: If I were you,
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 04:33:57 GMT

If I were you, then I would not exist. But if I did not exist, and I
were you, then you would not exist. That is, we would both be dead.
So next time you hear somebody start to say "If I were you...", you have
to shout "Then you'd be dead!"
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: maupt@warwick.ac.uk (Maupt the Ninja...)
Subject: FAQ
Organization: Computing Services, Warwick University, UK
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 19:24:58 GMT

What's an FAQ?
-Ninja
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Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: am I indecisive?
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1992 00:13:23 GMT

>   BTW, What time is it ?
>
>It's 10 past 1 in this timezone, what is it there?
It's 7:13pm somewhere...

Ratboy

Newsgroups: alt.stupidity
From: espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund)
Subject: Re: If I were you,
Organization: University of Tromsoe
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 03:34:10 GMT

In article <BvGFHz.Mo8@nic.umass.edu>, jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) writes:
>In article <1992Oct1.043357.14883@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:
[BLAH BLAH BLAH]

Well.... let's rewrite it:
 If I were you, then I would not live. But if I did not live, and I
 were you, then you would not live. That is, we would both be dead.
 So next time you hear somebody start to say "If I were you...", you have
 to shout "Then you'd be dead!"

Of course, this does not improve anything, mainly because you can't shout anything
when you're dead, and partly because you don't have to shout "Then you'd be
dead!". You could simply shout "Hribbit!" or "2 + 2 =  4" or "Newton was a smart
guy." or "I like fishcakes." or ...... or you could just shut up.
You see, there are some far more important things than being dead.

             ???
            ?   ?
                ?
               ?
              ?
              ?

              ?
From: genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott)
Newsgroups: cso.freshmen,alt.cascades,alt.stupidity
Subject: Re: bored to tears
Date: 6 Oct 92 08:19:54 GMT
Reply-To: genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott)
Followup-To: cso.freshmen
Organization: UIUC Computing Services Office
Originator: tim@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu

jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own cascade....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade
>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's chest mane.
>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain
>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane
>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain. 
>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>Come off it, it's really just a game.
Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.

//tim (i deleted one line to return to the spirit of this thread.)
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