From: jhantin@unlv.edu (Jeffrey Hantin)
Subject: Re: Klingons do NOT drive cars. (Where has this thing gone?
Organization: UNLV
Date: Sat, 17 Oct 92 04:12:00 GMT

In article <1992Oct16.201819.28695@news.uit.no> espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
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>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>AVERNON1@ua1vm.ua.edu (Andrew Vernon) writes:
>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes...
>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>ljz57640@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Laura0003 ) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>simms@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (dan) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>aar50482@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (amy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>williamf@umbc4.umbc.edu (TheBigBopper) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>petersen@casbah.acns.nwu.edu (Julie Petersen) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cec35848@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Chuck Carroll) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jal41820@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Smiley) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jvmg9796@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (doc) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>v106qjh9@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (THE HAT) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>iam30974@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (129-384320a-b) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>richter@hardy.u.washington.edu (Josef Richter) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>espensk@stud.cs.uit.no (Espen Skoglund) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (Nell Carter's Pool Boy) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ffujita@s.psych.uiuc.edu (Frank Fujita) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jlindqui@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wann-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael R Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>usenet@inesc.pt (USENET News System) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>linky@uiuc.edu (A Conrad Bain Wanna-Be) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>el27166@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (This Space for Rent) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feygin@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mrl28033@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Michael Linksvayer) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a-feygin@uiuc.edu (Alexander Feygin)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genghis@uiuc.edu (Tim Elliott) writes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could start our very own casccade.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could dart our very own blockade.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should snort our very good cocaine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we should abort our very last chess game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could subvert her hairy friend's mane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we could insert our merry head sans brain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>or we might revert and finally go insane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or u could just wank in the lane...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor just fell down the clogg'd drain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Or just chill and slog through the pain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>More busts swell and pull on my chain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Whores lust for blonde balls on great danes.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Profs scoff at cso.freshmen's porn fame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come off it, it's really just a game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Come to think of it, DOS is really lame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shun pinks, ROSS is fair game.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Clinton thinks Ross has no brain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All agree that Criss Cross is great pain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>See melting H Ross in the rain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Perot goes swirling down the drain
>>>>>>>>>>>>'drain' was used! (but not 'inane')!
>>>>>>>>>>>Ya know, I miss Jane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You MUST be insane!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why? She's not a good dame?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I understand HE is no longer the same!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Not wearing protection can put one to shame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>such actions can also kill and maim
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't think Shaun Cassidy's tame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He aspires to fortune and fame.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I tried to swallow when he came.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This cascade gives me a migrane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hate it when they complain!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Find your mate on a twisted lane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>With her blood running down the drain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>And her spine oozing her brain.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>giant cows fart out methane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Has anyone seen that train??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I hit you with my cane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dragons, he has slain
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and lions with a mane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Light a match to some butane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is it christmas yet? ...I want a candy cane.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Christmas or Eastern, the candy's the same.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isnt that a shame?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Here's a very bad rhyme!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This is a terrible crime!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I've discovered a new route to the Indies!"  he chimed.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I must think of a rhyme before I run out of time
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eyes filled with dust are certain to induce a high-pitched whine.
>>>>>>>>>>>>thats it...im drawing a line
>>>>>>>>>>>What's "im" mean? Are you trying to be sublime?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>im means im--im talking like a mime
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that seems fine, while I scrub grease and grime
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Vats of wine shant be consumed before their time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>UN chief U Thant will be fumed on November 9.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>You admit you cant bill me--i should know you amber slime!
>>>>>>>>>>>>Two gits want to pee--on you. You are slain.
>>>>>>>>>>>Four hits and you'll see--the light.  You are vain.
>>>>>>>>>>Obits for your brother.  He--is dead.  You are Cain.
>>>>>>>>>Submit to your mother, filled with bread -- you're in pain.
>>>>>>>>Defeat your brother, you'll be glad -- then insane.
>>>>>>>Get hit on by another wearing plaid-- you'll get lain.
>>>>>>Something made my lose my lunch as a lad-- Conrad Bain.
>>>>>Don't throw a punch if you're mad--complain.
>>>>This whole damn thing is becoming quite inane.
>>>The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.
>>If this keeps up much longer, I'll go insane!!
>This is number 68, think it's record in this plane!!
Please don't berate, it's another link in this chain!!

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| Jeffrey Hantin            | It takes several hundred nuts to hold a  |
| jhantin@unlv.edu          | car together, but only one to scatter it |
| jhantin@helios.nevada.edu | all over the landscape.                  |
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