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From: mikej@access.digex.com (Mike Jacobs)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Human Duplicators
Date: 28 Dec 1992 14:47:59 GMT
Organization: Mike's House of Fun
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Keywords: secret government motel 6

In article <ksand-271292162739@wintermute.apple.com> ksand@apple.com (Kent Sandvik ) writes:
>Gee, I've seen Motels used for NASA Science labs, but this 
>was really the rock bottom case. Or as they said in the movie
>(slightly paraphrased, forgot the line).
>"Where's the laboratory"?
>Crow: "Near the Ice Machine".

or the ever more cryptic: "Stop in the name of Jim Bodeen!"


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From: sarnold@andy.bgsu.edu (G. Steve Arnold)
Subject: Re: Pod People revisited
Organization: Bowling Green State University B.G., Oh.
Date: Mon, 21 Dec 1992 17:35:53 GMT

bm560@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Thomas D. Salyers) writes:
>      I just have one question for all of my fellow MSTies out 
> there--
>    WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS THE POINT OF "POD PEOPLE"?????

	I think you hit the nail on the head. It is a parable. Essentially
what God is telling us by having this movie made is 'don't do it'. Make 
sense?
	
	-- steve

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From: lurch@eskimo.com (Erik Kloeppel)
Subject: Re: famous people
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
Date: Wed, 23 Dec 1992 08:50:44 GMT

Ha! ran into James Doohan (literally) the other day at the Bellview COSTCO the other day... 


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From: lurch@eskimo.com (Erik Kloeppel)
Subject: Re: MST Sound Bites To Be Created
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1992 20:44:50 GMT

Gamera action set is from... I think... Gamera vs barugon - the one
with the giant spike-backed q-tip tongued incredible melting monster.


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From: lurch@eskimo.com (Erik Kloeppel)
Subject: Re: MISTing suggestions.....
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
Date: Fri, 25 Dec 1992 07:05:35 GMT

Ha! did anybody catch that Vincent Price flamer on TBS yesterday? A kind of
adaptation of Jules Verne's "Master of the World" and "Rogue, The Conqurer"
Jeeze that thing was a nightmare - I had a hard time sitting through it the 
second time (I taped it)(and no - I taped "Wish for WIngs that Work" over it)

even my WIFE got in some zingers on that one...

Lurch

"I _WILL_ kill him!" - anonymous forklift driver

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From: hunt@shy.umd.edu (Brian Hunt)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: January Schedule
Date: 28 Dec 92 23:52:42 GMT

evans@ece.arizona.edu writes:
>Does anyone have this ready to post yet?

Just got my newsletter from Comedy Central, here's the schedule.  As
usual, all Friday night shows are at 12:30 a.m. and Saturday shows are
at 10 a.m. and 7 p.m.  The Friday shows are all from the 3rd season,
shows 306-309 or something like that; the Saturday episodes are new.

1/1 & 1/2 -- PREEMPTED
1/8 -- Time of the Apes
1/9 -- Monster A-Go-Go
1/15 -- Daddy-O
1/16 -- The Day the Earth Froze
1/22 -- Gamera vs. Gaos
1/23 -- Bride of the Monster
1/29 -- The Amazing Colossal Man
1/30 -- Manos, the Hands of Fate

And in case anyone's interested, here are as best I can tell the
possible appearances of Joel Hodgson on Saturday Night Live:

1/9, 5 p.m. -- Ed Koch/K. Rowland & the Midnight Runners
1/16, 5 p.m. -- Jamie Lee Curtis/The Fixx

Both episodes were shown last month, and he's definitely on the
latter.  I recall there being some uncertainty about the former, and I
forgot to tape it last month...

Brian Hunt
hunt@ipst.umd.edu
From: revpk@cellar.org (Brian 'Rev P-K' Siano)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Crow T.(?) Robot...
Date: 23 Dec 92 14:10:29 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

norbert@wpi.WPI.EDU (Timothy James) writes:

> 
> OK...some early poll results for ya!
> The votes for Crows middle name...
> 
> T.     		2
> The		     2
> The Lemur Wannabe    1
> Tibby		     2
> Tiberius	     3
> Tom		     2
> Timeout		     2
> Timmy		     1
> Tyranosaurus	     1
> Teflon		     1
> Thigh-master	     1
> Two		     1
> Tobor		     1
> 

	Add me in for "Tiberius" as well, Tim. Y'see, while I don't think
they ever really _intended_ Crow to have a middle name, beyond the
euphonious sound of "Crow T. Robot," I think "Tiberius" is most appropriate.
The obvious reason is Crow's Shatner impersonation, which would only be
enhanced if we give him the same middle name as James T. Kirk.


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Servo: "Dianetics, by L. Ron Hubbard."
Joel:  "Why is my life messed up? Page 74."
Servo: "When will this movie end? Page 155."
Crow:  "How much money can we get out of Tom Cruise? Page 85."
                                       "Mystery Science Theater 3000,"
                                       during a volcano scene in
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From: eam3@po.CWRU.Edu (Eric A. Meyer)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Vote Counting of the Top 5
Date: 23 Dec 1992 16:55:06 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: eam3@po.CWRU.Edu (Eric A. Meyer)
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In a previous article, scott@bbx.basis.com (Scott Amspoker) says:

>>4. Earth vs. the Spider  ("My money's on the spider." -Crow)
>
>    "I broke a heel.  Carry me!"

   "Whoops, stepped in a little bit of yer dad.  Guess I'll have to throw
that shoe into the grave!"

		-EMeyer

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From: gregs@eskimo.com (Greg Sumner)
Subject: Re: Youngest MSTie?
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 19:24:00 GMT

lurch@eskimo.com (Erik Kloeppel) writes:

>meltsner@crd.ge.com (Kenneth J. Meltsner) writes:



>As for youngest.. My son is 8 months, and LOVES the Giant Gila Monster..he's even taken to standing with his foot up on something, resting an elbow on his 
>knee.  He has three speeds: crawl after toy, crawl after food, and MST!  He 
>shoots in from anywhere in the house when he hears the theme, and actually
>manages to watch most of the show. (it seems a little sad when his eyes glaze
>over nd roll up in his head as he passes out...)

>"I _WILL_ kill him!" - Anonymous forklift driver

Well, my Sister-in-law is pregnant, and whenever she comes near the T.V.
while MST-3k is on, I swear I can hear a little voice say, "Bite me!"

(Just kidding.)

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From: revpk@cellar.org (Brian 'Rev P-K' Siano)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: The Letter
Date: 31 Dec 92 03:06:13 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system


	Hokay, add my name to it as well: Brian "Rev. P-K" Siano.

	By the way, although I'm probably stepping on Lisa's toes, I've been
steadily improving that delimited ASCII version of the Episode Guide. I've
managed to make provisions for scripts of host segments (which, if you have
them buffered, please Email them all to me), plus a nifty Primary Merge
file that arranges it all in a nice, easy-to-read format.

	Nice thing about this is, I can work up a nice survey sheet to use
should we ever do a Net Vote for the best and worst of MST-- best host
segments, best Invention Exchanges, best overall show, etc. After all, if
the survey sheet lists everything, we can be certain that we're not
forgetting anything when we vote.

	Also wanted-- for the "Supplement" section-- are the various reviws
of the show thathave been posted here as well. Hey, this could turn into the
Ultimate MST Guide-- distributed electronically, and for free, of course.

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From: langbein@pilot.njin.net (John Langbein)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: CROW T. ROBOT ... T=Tupperware!
Date: 1 Jan 93 01:46:37 GMT
Organization: Information Builders, Inc.

DUH!!!! 

I figured it out!!!!
T stands for Trace.

Come On! isn't it obvious.


			John
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From: langbein@pilot.njin.net (John Langbein)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: A new MiSTie story
Keywords: not me
Date: 26 Dec 92 22:58:40 GMT
Organization: Information Builders, Inc.


Hi.

     As you here should recognize me as a regular in this group, you
know that I'm not the MiSTie I am refering to. Let me tell you.

I sent a friend some tapes of programs he likes. One of the tapes had,
as a suprise, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, as shown on MST3K. He
LOVED it. Of course, he is showing it to his friends now.

Nottinghamshire is starting a MST3K Fan Club... :-)
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From: hal@radio.wkar.msu.edu (Hal Prentice)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re:  The Android Sisters (Human Duplicators)
Date: 28 Dec 92 14:53:49 GMT
Organization: Broadcasting Services, Michigan State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: prentice.wkar.msu.edu

OK, MSTies, did you catch the reference to "The Android Sisters" in "The 
Human Duplicators?"  If they meant what I think they meant, they were 
talking about a public radio production from 1984.  Actually, it was an 
album of songs with a futuristic bend produced by a radio commune in 
upstate New York called ZBS.  The album (which was for public radio play 
only though it supposedly made it into the real world on LP) was called 
"Songs of Electronic Despair." 

The Android Sisters were a pair of women ('droids?) who sang (or spoke) very 
odd, heavily synthesized songs such as "S-s-s-s X-1" (Who's got the time for 
relationships.  This is the future.  Who need's an old fashioned analog 
lover when you can have digital s-s-s X-1), "Down on the Electronic Farm", "
Invasion" (o-o-o helicopters! o-o-o air strikes! It's good! It's so good), "
Boogie, Woogie Bugle Droid from Planet B", "Livin' in the 50's" (Look! Space 
stations with Buick portholes, MX missiles with fishtail fins and chrome 
nosecones!), "Robots are Coming" (Give me your job), "Macho Robot" (...most 
of all, I love when he pounds his big metal chest), "Radio" (once I turned 
you on and you on all day and most of the night but no more.)

Anyway, it is a terrific album but very rare.  Check it out if you dare.

Cheers.

   
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From: uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Subject: Re: Christmas Day/January Schedule ?
Reply-To: uphrrmk@Msu.oscs.montana.edu
Organization: Montana State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 02:52:19 GMT

In article <1992Dec21.164512.22701@dvorak.amd.com>, jamey@nucleus.amd.com (Jamey Moss) writes:
>
>Can someone please send me or post the schedule for Christmas
>Day (Friday) and the January schedule?  I noticed that there is
>one extra episode this weekend, and I'm assuming that it's another
>showing of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.  Am I correct?
>


SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS???????????? AGain?  After I saw it on TNT?
And it was an even worse copy than MST3K had?//????No! No! NOOOOOOOOO!
DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! 
NNMNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                        ( As my SO sneaks up on me with a trank gun usually
                          for Rhinos and Charles Manson before I can reach the
                          Weed Whacker (tm))

                            Thank you.

                             La Mort. (Zzzzzzzzzzz.....)
From: rogue@cellar.org (Rachel McGregor)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: What is Crow T. Robot's middle name?  You decide
Date: 22 Dec 92 00:04:27 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

I've got two preferred choices:

	1) The
	2) Tiberius

Honoroble mention:

	3) Tobor

Rachel McGregor (rogue@cellar.org) co-sysop, The Cellar BBS: 215/539-3043
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From: mcgrew@dropout.rutgers.edu (Charles Mcgrew)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: MST3K January Schedule
Date: 28 Dec 92 17:17:34 GMT
Organization: Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.


Hi,

   Here's the MST3K lineup for January:

1/1 -  Preempted 		(no, that's not the name of a movie, CC is 
1/2 -  Preempted 		 putting on a "Standup, Standup" marathon...)
1/8 -  Time of the Apes  	"I don't care"
1/9 -  Monster A-Go-Go		[New]
1/15 - Daddy-O			Hike your Pants up!
1/16 - The Day the Earth Froze 	[New]
1/22 - Gamera vs. Gaos		Gameradammerung!
1/23 - Bride of the Monster 	[New]
1/29 - The Amazing Colossal Man I'm Huge!
1/30 - Manos, the Hands of Fate	[New]

Charles
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From: lurch@eskimo.com (Erik Kloeppel)
Subject: Re: Huzzah! and The Great Race
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 1992 22:17:40 GMT

chubbard@beta.tricity.wsu.edu (Charles William Hubbard) writes:

>Can anyone tell me what "Huzzah" is supposed to mean, or at least what
>context I should use it in.  I've heard Joel and the 'bots use it lots of
>times but I still just don't get it.

Huzzah is an archaic  word/phrase generally meaning "horray" or "aha!"
(mostly the former).  Once in common use throughout the language, it
is nearly extinct and found only in local renaisance (sp) festivals and
meetings of the SCA.

"I _WILL_ kill him!"  - anonymous forklift driver


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From: lab@pollux (Lab Administrator)
Subject: Re: My Saturday Fix
Organization: University of Georgia
Date: Sun, 3 Jan 1993 08:10:58 GMT

ecz5bxw@mvs.oac.ucla.edu writes:
>Not only did CC preempt MST3K this weekend with a boring stand-up
>marathon, they had the nerve to put a Howey Mandel special on at
>10 am on Saturday. The ultimate insult to loyal MST3K viewers, if
>you ask me!
>
>Brian Warling
>ecz5bxw@mvs.oac.ucla.edu

Seriously!  Howie Mandel does all the material that Gallagher turns down.
I can't imagine why  he hasn't turned up as the butt of more of Joel & the
'bots comments...

USENET's Chuck
(jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu)
From: scott@bbx.basis.com (Scott Amspoker)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Vote Counting of the Top 5
Date: 22 Dec 92 22:14:51 GMT
Organization: BASIS International, Ltd., Albuquerque NM USA

In article <1h7opuINNiip@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> eam3@po.CWRU.Edu (Eric A. Meyer) writes:
>[...]
>4. Earth vs. the Spider  ("My money's on the spider." -Crow)

    "I broke a heel.  Carry me!"

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From: hampton@ais.org (Kevin Podsiadlik)
Subject: So I'm a MiSTie (for) now...
Organization: UMCC
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1992 02:10:15 GMT

("What's your story?" they ask of the newbie.  Well...)

I got my first glimpse of MST3K while in Indianapolis over Thanksgiving '91.
Actually, it was a clip from the show on Short Attention Span Theater,
but good enough.

One year later, my local cable operator finally gave in and added Comedy
Central (in a package with the Sci Fi Channel, the Cartoon Channel, and
something called "Flix").  Joy and rapture and all that.

I've been watching since "Rebel Set" (3 lousy weeks, big whoop, I know),
and I still like that one best.

Unfortunately, I don't pay the cable bill around here, so I don't know
how long I have to enjoy MST3K.  Needless to say, I'm enjoying what I can
while I can.

(And the best part is, I don't have to hide while watching the show, like
I did with my last alt.tv heartthrob.  [What this family has against
cartoons, I don't know...]).

Oh, and I prefer Tom Servo to Crow, so whoever's keeping that tally...

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Organization: Washington University, St. Louis
Date:         Mon, 21 Dec 92 13:47:49 CST
From:         C09615MM@wuvmd.wustl.edu
To:           NETNEWS@WUVMD
Subject:      Re: south bay area mst'ers?
Newsgroups:   alt.tv.mst3k

>
>In article <JET.92Dec17180403@boxer.nas.nasa.gov>, jet@boxer.nas.nasa.gov (J.
>Eric Townsend) says:
>
>Any of ya'll in the south bay (Mountain View) area?  I've only
>recently been able to *tape* the damn show, but I'm willing to help
>tape/trade tapes.  I'm currently "mastering" in SP on one deck,
>editing out commericals down to EP on a second.  I've got a pair of
>S-VHS decks I'm doing this on (and might try taping something in S-VHS
>just to check the editing quality).
>
>I might be up for watching-parties as well...  (my 27" trinitron
>needs to get more exercise. :-)
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>              '92 R100R, DoD# 0378, BMWMOA, AMA, ACLU, EFF, CPSR
>                                "HotHead Rules!"


Hi...

I'm probabally a little more south than you had in mind, but I'm in a similiar
situation here in St. Louis....Unfortunately, our cable station didn't get the
comedy channel until late october of this year--at least that's when  I
discover
it; and I didn't really watch until the Thanksgiving  marathon, and that was
just out of curiosity ....as a result, I didn't start taping shows until
after thanksgiving, and *greatly* regret that I missed getting stuff like
the posture short and "Teenagers From Outer Space" on tape.  I also feel
very alone and far away down here...I'm seriously addicted and NEED as
many hours of mst3k on tape as I can get....

So, as for the point of all this--does anyone have suggestions as to how one
would go about acquiring tapes from other viewers?

Please help me...I'm new to this and I have no sig, but if i could I'd walk
to Minnesota for the tapes

Thanks,

Maureen  C09615mm@wuvmd.wustl.edu
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From: roge0028@student.tc.umn.edu ()
Subject: Re: south bay area mst'ers?
Organization: University of Minnesota
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1992 00:47:21 GMT

In article <92356.134746C09615MM@wuvmd.wustl.edu> C09615MM@wuvmd.wustl.edu writes:
>
>Please help me...I'm new to this and I have no sig, but if i could I'd walk
>to Minnesota for the tapes
>
>Thanks,
>
>Maureen  C09615mm@wuvmd.wustl.edu

If you decide to walk to MN, I have a couple of places
where you can stay and know where BB is located

--later

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