From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Bikes, bikes, bikes!!!!!!!
Date: 3 Sep 92 21:25:54 GMT
Organization: UB

In rec.bicycles.misc, and de.rec.fahrrad, <icking.715544728@gmd.de>,
icking@gmd.de (Werner Icking) has apparently been deep in conversation with
George McQuary:

Werner has clearly been reading de.rec.fahrrad much longer than I have. . .

> I collected a lot of signatures which contain bicycle logos.
> 
> Viel Spasz -- Werner
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> 
> From: ehunter@cray.com (Elizabeth G. Hunter)
> 
> and now for a little tandem humor
> i decided to have a little fun with flip's ascii art, my favorite
> dave harvey posting and a previously posted romance gone bad.
> 
> 
>          capitan 
>     sue   pete        "Oh Pete your the best capitan I've ever had" Sue
>     __~@ __@           coo'ed. "Well you know what they say, bikers do
>   _-\<, -\<,_          it with a high cadence" said Pete proudly
>  (_)/---|/-(_)        "I guess thats why we just click :-)" replies Sue
>     santana            with a wink  
>   
>      _@_
>     <=& \
>       |
>      ! !
>  
> pete's arm in a sling
> due to a bad crash,
> not on the tandem.
> (seperated shoulder)
> 
>          capitan
>   pete    sue
>     __@  __~@
>   _-\<, -\<,_
>  (_)/---|/-(_)      "We don't have enough power captain!!!" said Pete.
>     santana         "I'm giving it all I got" said Sue.
>                     "If you didn't have that bum arm" she continued.
>                     "Bum arm!!! whats that got to do with it, I'm
>                      doing all the pedalling, its *your* bum thats
>                      slowing us down" Pete yelled.
>                     "What!!! are you saying I have a big bum?" she replies
>                     "Well, I haven't seen the road since we left and there
>                      was already a full moon this month"
>                     "OK mister, you asked for it" Sue then blows him
>                      away with the famous "harvey fart" and Pete gasping
>                      for air is silenced.
>           >>>>>>
>                 >
> harvey           >
> fart          __@ >__~@
> perimeter   _-\<, -\<,_
>            (_)/---|/-(_)
>                   >
>                  >
>                 >
>            >>>>>
>  
> 
>         
>                 hack 
>                  hack
>               __@ hack       __~@     sue dropping pete
>             _-\<, -\       _-\<,_     for good :-(       
>            (_)/---|/      (_)/-(_)
>                   
>  
> remember the santana for sale due to a romance gone bad.
> well i think this is what might have happened to them.
> if your not careful it might happen to you two :-)
> 
> 
> 
> From: martini@cloud9.in-berlin.de (Martin P. Ibert)
> 
> Martin Ibert, Westendallee 100d, 1000 Berlin 19, martini@cloud9.in-berlin.de
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
> | Jeder Popel faehrt 'nen Opel, jeder Affe faehrt 'nen Ford,           o    |
> | Jeder Bloedmann faehrt 'nen Porsche, jeder Arsch 'nen Audi Sport,   ./\   |
> | Jeder Spinner faehrt 'nen Manta, jeder Doedel Jaguar,              _//|_. |
> | Nur Geniesser fahren Fahrrad und sind immer schneller da -- SK/TK (_)`(_) |
> 
> 
> From: gmack@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Gregg Mack)
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> From: walter@mecky.rent-a-guru.de (Walter Mecky)
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> 
> From: flip@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Phillip Russell)
> 
>     __@  __@        Phillip "Flip" Russell  | Purdue University
>   _-\<, -\<,_       flip@sage.cc.purdue.edu | West Lafayette, IN
>  (_)/---|/-(_)      "We don't have enough power captain!!!"
> 
> 
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Now, if all of the 'froups that have their own cutesie little logos would just
do the same, think of all the time we would have to do actual work, instead of
trawling endlessly through USENET in a vain search for this kind of stuff!

Just think. . . the NFL football season starts in three days!  Quarterbacks
and goalposts *galore*!

--jm
meach@cyclist.for.a.clean.bandwidth | Not until I take off the training wheels!