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From: julio@upenn5.hep.upenn.edu (Julio Gonzalez)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Honest Female opinion needed
Date: 27 Jan 93 04:50:35 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Pennsylvania


	I' trying to decide whether to buy a car or not. My main
	interest it would help me to get a date and I could go to
	the mall more easily. Could some kind-hearted woman help
	me on this. Namely, is a guy more attractive when he has
	a car ?
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From: Pookie.Bear@iphase.fidonet.org (Pookie Bear)
Sender: FredGate@iphase.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: ISO S*F FOR HOT LINE COMMUNCATION.
Date: 24 Jan 93 01:01:00 EST

 YOU ARE MY HERO!!!! MARRY ME!!!! LET ME BOW DOWN TO YOU AND LICK YOU
 FROM HEAD TO TOE!!!! (no i'm not being sarcastic!)

pookie


 * Origin: U_PERS: <<<<<<<<<< RE-ELECT NOBODY! >>>>>>>>>> (1:112/29)

Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.8130@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Single Asian Male looking for SF in Cincinnati
Followup-To: alt.personals
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Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 93 14:13:31 GMT
X-Iso: SF

I would like to find someone to spend time with - nice quiet evenings,
chatting over dinner or a game of chess or pool or... I am a grad student,
30 years old, shy by American standards - I am Indian - and fairly new to
the city.  If you are the type to take the lead in a relationship, decide
what to do and where to go, I would like to hear from you. No, I am not into
drugs or wild parties, probably too old for that kind of thing, but I do
like to go out and have a good time, when I can find the time - and if you
happen to be the right type, I will find it.

No restrictions on your tastes and hobbies - I like music, ham radio, the
occasional spot of beer, cooking and vegetarian food. Hardly ever watch tv
or see movies. Like to talk, especially politics. I spend most of my time
on campus at UC, studying or hiking through USENET.          

If you are interested, send me mail telling me about yorself, and maybe
we will hit it off.



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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: 860473m@axe.acadiau.ca (BRIAN MCGEE)
Subject: For Michelle Lynn
Organization: Acadia University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 00:50:28 GMT

I am one of those horrid Arts students, working towards an English Honours 
degree. Now that my university has made the computer system idiot proof I 
can actually read and respond to the postings.

I know that you don't want anymore people flooding you with mail, so I will 
post this for you to respond to or not as you will. I like to think that You 
would find our corespondence enjoyable.

-Brian
From: hopper@ucunix.san.uc.edu (FreeBird)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: me dumb bimbo..!!
Date: 27 Jan 93 06:46:49 GMT
Organization: University of Cincinnati

In article <C1GzqM.96u@acsu.buffalo.edu> penner@acsu.buffalo.edu (little peapod) writes:
>zelek@remus.rutgers.edu (Grey Wolf) writes:
>>>Why thank you, Nicki...  I was hoping that someone
>>>would set this "Grey Wolf" character straight.
>>>Christine 
>
>	you are more than welcome, christine, but i believe it was you who set
>him straight, i just clarified what you said and agreed with you. :^)
>
>>   How nice of you, then, to wait until someone else came along and said
>>what you didn't, and then claim 'credit' for the thought.  I'm suitably
>>underwhelmed.
>>I'll bet you chew ice, too,
>>Chris [zelek@aramis.rutgers.edu]
>
>	as for you, what is your problem with her? are you having a bad week
>or something, and are looking for someone to take your frustrations out on? 
>
>		nicki
  
  Chris is having a bad life.  hi Chris!
 [bet you didn't know I read this base. :)]

  And anyone who 'sets Grey Wolf straight' has not only a sketchy
attachment to reality, but an ego to match...well...Chris's!

 - ian
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: What Should I do?
Date: 25 Jan 93 19:45:05 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@tw1.samsung.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

In article <1993Jan24.194231.26545@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
>
>>
>>I am single, male, straight, getting into my 30's.
>>
>>No girlfriend, no kids, unmarried.
>>
>>I have my human needs for sex.
>>
>>What can I do?  Masturbation? Prostitution? *sigh*



How about suicide?
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: djw@wang.com (David Weinstein)
Subject: Re: MY opinion of Rai. (hear me out)
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:11:55 GMT

sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:

>I have NO opinion of Rai, and I am sick of all you people accusing me of
>voicing a bad opinion of her.  I don't even know her.

"I dont even know her." You call that an excuse? Im certain you
dont any of the other people you insult on here either but does that
ever make a difference? HArdly! Get real.

BTW, given the original flame and its context with the included text
it was apparent to me that you were flaming Jessica and not Rai.
I'd say there are some definite passionate sparks flying between you
two. You guys should get together as you are both birds of a feather! :)


...and now...GO AHEAD, FLAME MY DAY! YYYYYeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
From: drg@candidus.ma30.bull.com (Daniel R. Guilderson)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: hi guys..
Date: 21 Jan 93 23:43:39 GMT
Organization: Zenith Data Systems / Bull, Billerica MA USA

In article <1993Jan21.080459.29919@fuug.fi> an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn) writes:

   Michelle Lynn

I tried to imagine what you look like.  Milli Vanilli came to mind.
What's up with that?
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an5717@anon.penet.fi
Subject:      RAI's reply re: SWM ISO 7 SF's
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:58:03 GMT

Thanks RAI!

All I need is 6 more.


Love,

Bert
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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.sex
From: jbob@iastate.edu (The Tick)
Subject: Re: More worthwhile pickup lines
Keywords: They really work..
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, IA
Distribution: na
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 23:11:38 GMT

In article <1jq66qINNs71@mirror.digex.com> prb@access.digex.com (Pat) writes:
>In article <1993Jan13.000211.649@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
>>
>>
>>Use this one on lesbians:
>>
>>Hey, you know, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
>>Will you show me the way out?
>
>How about this :  Whip it out and i'll cut it off with my rusty dull pocketknife
>
>
>>
>>Honey, I could smell you comin' a mile away.
>>
>
>I knew you were here by the sight of the vultures circling over your carcass.
>
>>If I were you, I'd just stay home all day and play with my tits.
>>
>
>If I had testosterone coursing through my veins, I would crucify you.
>
> If i had a penis, I'd be forcing you to commit a crime against nature.
>
>
Those are pretty good, but these ALWAYS work for me:
	1. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but, Don't I know you?
	2. You know, your dress would look great laying on the floor
	   next to my bed.
	3. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
	
>
>Disclaimer :  In no way am I advocating any violations of federal state or
>local ordinance, and I apologize to anyone I offend except steve.
>
>
>
--Tick
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      /  /      /    /    | jbob@iastate.edu | So few bullets.   |            
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Does Metamucile work on diareah(sp?) of the mouth???
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: Lurking women please read...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:14:35 GMT


In article <1993Jan20.233927.6701@desire.wright.edu> ecoughlan@desire.wright.ed
u writes:
>
>I do believe, Mr. Orlin, that you are the one associating yourself with Sobol'
s
>cheek, if you are claiming to be blowing holes in his ass.  (although it
>should be said that you are probably the only one the least bit impressed
>with your posts.....)
 youhisle

-It was a figure of speech, weeny.

I'll try harder to impress you 'O mighty one.
-- 
"If you love someone, set them free......If they don't come back....hunt them
 down and kill them."
-=sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu                 -???
From: Timothy.J.Young@dartmouth.edu (Timothy J. Young)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: A question for males
Date: 25 Jan 93 05:40:55 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH
X-Posted-From: InterNews1.0a5@newshost.dartmouth.edu

In article <1993Jan23.095753.24856@fuug.fi>
an4093@anon.penet.fi (Emanon) writes:

>    I have heard of a few instances where heterosexual males have 
> either fantasized about or have requested to have their female 
> SO have intercourse with another male while they watched.  
>    I am curious as to how common this is and would like to talk 
> with heterosexual males who fall into this catagory.


What?  Are you serious?
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc,alt.personals.bondage,alt.personals.poly,alt.backrubs
From: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu (William "Hmph!" Johnson)
Subject: Re: DID NOT POST THIS.
Summary: Net.Prank? 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: KAppa Beta Gamma
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 07:58:22 GMT

In article <1k29v4INN2ej@golem.wcc.govt.nz> parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
>In article <1993Jan23.065034.18919@fuug.fi>, an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn) writes:
>>
>>I DID NOT POST THIS ARTICLE AGAIN..!!!!!!
>>
>>Michelle Lynn
>
>Is it my imagination or is Michelle posting an awful lot for someone who said
>she wasn't going to post any more?
>

Well maybe someone should talk to the folks over at alt.senanigans....:)

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an6193@anon.penet.fi (Rick)
Subject: SM looking for SF (s.ont.)
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1993 22:50:05 GMT

X-Anon-to: alt.personals





I live in the Toronto area, i'm looking for a female (18-25). If there is any
out there that's interested in fullfilling their sexual fantasies then i'll be
waiting for you!

Rick
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From: tyger@netcom.com (Kristen Kohlbecker)
Subject: Re: Rai's .gif
Organization:  I'm part of a massive Blonde Conspiracy
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 05:58:17 GMT

mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu (*R*A*I*) writes:
> 
>> I thought Rai's point in some of her earlier posts was that she was not
>> looking for criticism at all.  She posted her gif in an attempt to
>> verify her identity, I believe, not to hang it up for "yays" and "nays".
>> Some of you positive posters are missing the point also.  Then again,
>> maybe I'm just reading a different message in her posts.  I seem to recall
>> her writing that her gif was to say "This is who I am".  Didn't anybody
>> get that message too?  To me that doesn't sound like she's asking for
>> negative remarks OR positive ones.
>> 
>> Cari-
>
>Thank You - 
>Rai.

Also, this has served, I'd be willing to bet, as a pretty good warning for
anyone else planning to post a .gif of themselves. There have been requests
for a .gif of me, but after seeing the flap over Rai's .gif, I think I'd
rather be massaged with a belt sander, thanks. 

Tyger

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: tegarr01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Subject: Re: Gays in the Military
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 16:41:27 GMT
Organization: University of Louisville

Well, here are my views.

Personally I don't think it should matter but, then I don't think we, as a
country, should have to make it a law that they should be allowed.  I don't
feel somebody should be looked down upon due do what they do in the bedroom. 
But then I do feel that what you do in the bedroom should be kept in the
bedroom.  I feel you don't have to go out and proclaim that you are a
heterosexual or a homosexual.  I think that is what bothers people the most is
that people feel that it is necessary to go out and tell the world what they do
in there own personal life.

Who knows?  I just think that if you allow homosexual men to take showers 
with heterosexual men you might as well let the women be in there and instead
of having seperate training facilities for men and woman you might as well
train them together.  Because if we are going to try and solve the equality
issue we might as well solve it for all sexes.  

Teg  
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: burnett@zorro.cecer.army.mil (Andy Burnett)
Subject: He'p me! (was Re: Ms.Babalyon.....)
Organization: US Army Corps of Engineers Construction Engineering Research Labs
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 16:02:58 GMT

In <1993Jan25.024554.29373@fuug.fi>an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn) writes:
>wake up my dear..this is the 1990s...shit if we went by you us women would
>be still in the kitchen..!!!

  ACk!  Where'd the 80's go??  Someone want to help me out and tell me
what a SWM is? DWM? SO? I'm new to alt.personals, so go easy on me.  I
love acronyms ... can't get enough of them.

		&y
-- 
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US Army Corps of Engineers  --  Construction Engineering Research Labs
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads
From: ap.7963@cupid.sai.com
Subject: Lonely SWM ISO S*F, Phoenix area
Followup-To: alt.personals
X-Ecs-Version: ECS 1.0
Reply-To: ap.7963@cupid.sai.com
Organization: EZ-Intro Contact Service
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 00:52:29 GMT
X-Iso: SF

Hi everyone,
	I'm 27 years old and starting a new job and a new life in a new city. 
I'm half-Mexican half-Irish/English (yeah, typical half-breed).  
I have dark brown hair, deep brown eyes, and am about 6'1".  Friends have 
said I look like David Copperfield (the magician/illusionist).  I'm
originally from L.A. but am now involved with NASA and the Space Program 
in Tempe (but don't let that scare you; I'm really *not* an egghead rocket 
scientist!).  I enjoy:
	music (both listening to and singing - esp. the Beatles),
	bicycling,
	photography,
	model trains,
	mineral collecting, 
	hiking and camping,
	watching Star Trek, 
	and almost anything to do with aviation (airplane nut).
I love animals, ~long~ walks on the beach at sunset, and hot-tubs. :-)  
I'm also pretty much the clown of my family.  I don't drink or 
smoke.  Also, having survived a divorce I now have a *much* better 
understanding of what it takes to communicate and grow in a loving 
relationship.

	But, enough about me...
	I'm looking for an attractive, mature young lady (22-28), Catholic, 
non-smoker.  She must have high self-esteem, a good sense of humor, 
enjoy life and welcome the chance to broaden her horizons.  I plan on
starting a family someday so she must enjoy children and want
to be a loving and responsible mother - but not right away. ;-)
I generally prefer women a bit shorter than me (5'1" - 5'5") but
that's not a *strict* requirement.  I also have to admit to distinct 
weaknesses for long hair and oriental-esque eyes.  :-) 

	If I sound like the nut...uh...guy you're looking for, 
drop me a line so we can get to know each other.  It would probably be
best if you're already in the Phoenix area but I'll respond to all replies.


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From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu (*R*A*I*)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: SWM ISO 7 SF's
Date: 22 Jan 93 18:21:01 GMT
Followup-To: poster
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1993Jan22.174154.9758@fuug.fi>, an5717@anon.penet.fi writes:
> I am a SWM, 43 years old, 5'4", 325 pounds, bald, lots of acne,
> and I bathe only once a week. I still have at least half of my
> teeth, and I never cut my toenails. I have a high school education,
> and a good job at a waste treatment plant.
> 
> I am looking for seven gorgeous blondes aged 21-25 to be my sex
> slaves (one for each day of the week).
> You should be model quality, and extremely intelligent and well
> educated. Virgins preferred.
> 
> I expect to get at least as many replies as all of those
> SWM's, good looking, ... ads.
> 
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Two words Bert,  GET REAL!

Rai.
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"I love it in your room at night, you're the               R A I
only one that get's through to me, in the             Raina Weinberg
warmth of the candle light, Oh I wonder what     Memphis State University
your going to do to me. In your room, In your       Memphis,Tenn. USA
room, feels so good in you room let's lock the
world out, feels so good on when we touch nobody 
ever made me crazy like this. _The Bangles _   MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: wljohnso@nyx.cs.du.edu (William "Hmph!" Johnson)
Subject: Re: ARE ALL ANONS JERKS?????
Summary: Well some are... 
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: Twit, Delusions, Inflated, Potato
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 93 07:34:52 GMT

In article <1993Jan25.100412.2288@fuug.fi> an5717@anon.penet.fi writes:
>Look Danny boy, I am the SWM ISO 7 SF's, and I AM NOT AN ANON NERD.
>I remember when YOU posted anonymously (remember the rubber chicken?)
>and if I recall correctly, you did some pretty strange stuff.

Accually yes, you are still an anonymous nerd.

>I really do want 7 females, and now that I think of it, I have a position
>for YOU. Someone will have to hold my belly up while the ladies take care
>of me. I think someone of your intelect could even handle (pun) this job.

Lets not worry about Dan, lets worry about you.  I seriously doubt you
would know what to do with one woman. But seven? bwa-hah hah

>I have already gotten one positive response (RAI), and the others are
>on their way, I'm sure. So, Dan, if you think I'm a nerd or something,
>think again. When I'm sitting here with seven gorgeous babes, and you're
>messing up your keyboard over GIF pictures, I'll be having the last laugh.

Yes, thats right folks, seven gorgeous women are going to drive all over
creation to fulfil your juvenile desires?  I think there might be a few
gaps in your argument.

>As for why I posted anonymously, the reason is clear.
>I am seen as an incredibly desirable stud, especially since I am a virgin.
>If I gave my real name, every chick in the area would be hounding me to
death. So, I am forced to hide my true identity while I ask for simply what
I want. >

Yes, virginity is such a valued trait in todays society. Right.  I am sure
the real reason why you post anonymously is so any female in the area does
not move away (or run away for that matter). Assuming of course they would
really care if an alleged "stud" like you posted an personals add on the
InterNet.  

But then again if you were such a hot item, I am sure you could MAYBE find
seven women to have all at once on your own and not stoop to posting an
anonymous personal add spouting delusions of grandure.  Besides one is
usually enough, kid.

>In conclusion, Dan, you are an idiot.

Pretty big words from a genius like yourself.

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| William "Wes" "Arrr!" "Golden Earring"   | The guilt and the pain,
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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: smithrud@advtech.uswest.com ()
Subject: Re: good greif.!!
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 05:24:41 GMT

In article <1993Jan23.055552.9476@fuug.fi> an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn) writes:
>you are flaming and also analyzing...are you or do you have degrees in
>psychology..? if not..bugger out..
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Michelle,

For someone who has claimed more than once already that she is only
"reading the net" and no longer posting, you sure post a lot. ;)
Welcome back if you're joining the rest of the net-lives out here. :)

Cari
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu (*R*A*I*)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Raina?
Date: 22 Jan 93 10:44:23 -0600
Followup-To: poster
Distribution: alt
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1993Jan21.202756.3781@ringer.cs.utsa.edu>, jjehl@lonestar.utsa.edu (Jeff D. Jehl) writes:
> In article <HATLEY.93Jan21092640@granite.pa.dec.com> hatley@granite.pa.dec.com (Alan Hatley) writes:
>>anybody heard from Raina in the last couple of days?
>>
> I think the raina cleared-a up-a...it's-a sunny now-a :)
> 
> 
> Spec,
Great relive jokes about my name from pre-school WOW!

Rai.
 
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"I love it in your room at night, you're the               R A I
only one that get's through to me, in the             Raina Weinberg
warmth of the candle light, Oh I wonder what     Memphis State University
your going to do to me. In your room, In your       Memphis,Tenn. USA
room, feels so good in you room let's lock the
world out, feels so good on when we touch nobody 
ever made me crazy like this. _The Bangles _   MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
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