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Date:         Thu, 15 Oct 1992 21:53:15 -0500
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Subject:      Thought you might enjoy this...

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> Thought some of ya might enjoy this.  Pinched it from alt.fan.letterman -
> those who watch the show regularly probably remember it from tuesday.
>
> Gary W. Olson                "My lips may promise but my heart is a whore"
> SWEDE@DRYCAS.CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU  - Nine Inch Nails, "Last"
> 19 days and counting down...
> --------------
> We have to do our top ten list and get on with the exciting program.
> From the home office in Tahlequah, Oklahoma the ...
>
> Top Ten ways Dan Quayle prepared for his Vice Presidential Debate
>
>    10. Learned to say  _rebuttal_ without giggling.
>     9. Had hole drilled into hist skull to let out some of
>        the pressure.
>     8. Bought enough candy to last 90 minutes.
>     7. Read book of inspirational stories about dumb guys
>        who went up against smart guys....and won!!
>     6. Bounced a few ideas off Millie.
>     5. Streamlined story of time his National Guard Unit
>        was pinned down four hours by a scrappy dachshund.
>     4. Two words: Cliff Notes.
>     3. Memorized real snappy comeback to that "You're no
>        Jack Kennedy" line.
>     2. Reread his "How a Bill Becomes a Law" comic book.
>
> ... and the number one way Dan Quayle prepared for his Vice Pres-
>     dential Debate......
>
>     1. Worked on his putting..
>
> *****The Top Ten List is posted for the enterainment of Usenet readers.
>      It is not to be sold or used in any way which would get anyone in
>      legal hot water. This is not to be distributed without this
>      disclaimer.  I told 'em not to, so don't try sueing me, jack.*******

        The above message was forwarded from politics@oshtvma. Would
someone please forward the presidential debate review so that I can
share it with the politics list? They would love to read it and I no
longer have the file.
Thanks in advance.

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