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From: mattd@cltr.uq.oz.au (Matthew Deshon)
Subject: Re: How many US navy men does it take to change a light bulb ?
Organization: Centre for Language Teaching and Research, Uni of Queensland, AUSTRALIA.
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 07:09:36 GMT

johnd@physiol.su.OZ.AU (John Dodson) writes:

>PS: Can anybody think of a race on earth they would least trust with a Big
>Red button that could blow the earth to the shit house than the Americans ?

Yes: any muslim fundamentalist you care to name.  They scare me a lot more
than the Yanks, because at least the Yanks feel they have some reason to
live.  There are much fewer American than Muslim martyrs.

matt

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From: sharmp@hhcs.gov.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Body Builders
Date: 2 Oct 92 15:56:31 +1000
Organization: Aust. Dept. Health, Housing and Community Services

In article <1992Oct1.235654.1393@sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au>, nigel@server1.ch.adfa.oz.au (The Man from X) writes:
> Here's a joke I read in one of the usual places.
> 
> How many body builders goes it take to change a light
> bulb?
> 
> 
> 
> Three.  One to actually change it and two to stand
> around and chat "You're looking huge!"
> 
There was one along the same lines in Australasian POST last week

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two - th trick is to get them in there in the first place!

Peter

PS Good to see some actual jokes in here instead of the usual crap!
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch)
Subject: New Question from your favorite Antipode
Organization: CSD., University of Erlangen
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 13:43:43 GMT

Hi folks,

after having learned how you manage living on the bottom side of
our planet, a new question came up to my mind and keeps haunting
me through sleepless nights:

  Are Aussies marsupials?

And, if yes: Do only the females have a sac or both sexes?
What do you use it for when there's no newborn to be nursed in it?
Is there an Australian backpack-industry?
Do you live on Eucalyptus?
Do Australians walk or bounce like kangaroos?

Please help me out of this great personal dilemma and answer these
questions. 

Your favourite Antipode,

Edgar.
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From: gardwt@ducvax.auburn.edu
Subject: Bar f`ball with a homo midget!
Organization: Auburn University, AL
Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1992 01:44:50 GMT

A guy is approached by a homosexual midget..
the midget asks the guy wanna play bar football?
the guy says sure..he`s nothing better to do.
so the midget drinks down two beers and yells touchdown...now for the PAT.
the midget pulls down his pants and farts...and yells the kick is good!!
the man sees this astonished..he tries it.
he drinks down two beers and yells touchdown!
he then pulls down his pants and attemps the PAT.
when the midget sees this he jumps on the guys ass and yells.....
BLOCK THAT KICK, BLOCK THAT KICK!

				Thank you,

				The Joker!
From: stuarta@syd.dms.CSIRO.AU (Stuart Andrews)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Contemptible Sexist Jokes
Keywords: contemptible, really bad, disgusting
Date: 2 Oct 92 04:28:41 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: CSIRO Division of Mathematics and Statistics, Australia


          ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Go on ya bastards, flame me for the spelling!!


Definition of a woman:




















(1) Life support system for a c**t.
(2) Something you lie on while you're having a fuck.

Definition of a Wife:
An attachment you screw on the bed to do the housework

Definition of disgusting:

(1) Licking the sweat of your granmother's back while you're giving it to her from behind.
(2) Poking a dozen oysters up your girlfriend's c**t and sucking out a baker's dozen.
(3) Asking your grandfather for a job and he takes out his false teeth.

Why do women have c**ts?
So Men will talk to them.

How do you give a woman a great orgasm?
Who cares.

How can you tell when a yuppie woman has an orgasm?
She drops her filofax.

In what position do yuppie women prefer sex?
Facing Double Bay

What is better than sex with a sixteen year old?
Nothing

What is the difference between an Italian funeral and an Italian wedding?
There is one less drunk at the funeral.

Why are there only two pallbearers at an Italian funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can,

Why are Australian women so bad at mathemetics?

Because men keep telling them that this...

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    Is twelve inches.


Why do negroes have white palms and soles?
Because that's how they stack them when they spraypaint them.



Stuart Andrews and Geoffrey Breach absolutely deny everything - we entered these at gunpoint... which reminds me of another joke...


A guy is having a beer at the pub with his mate. He excuses himself and wanders off to point percy at the porcelain. He is gone for quite a long time, approx twenty minutes and when he comes back he is cursing and swearing and really pissed off.
What happened to you? says his mates
Well, I was in there draining the main vein and making the bladder gladder when this guy comes up to me, holds a gun at my head and says "Suck me off or else"...
Well, what did you do?

Well, you didn't hear a gunshot did you?

whooooaghhh. that will do
seeya
.





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From: s897460@rubicon (Alicia Ng)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Something to LAUGH at...
Date: 5 Oct 92 02:14:07 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre
NNTP-Posting-Host: rubicon.bf.rmit.oz.au

I saw the following joke at ceratin place today, so you may wanna laugh
at it too .......


  Q :  What did the elephant say to the naked man ?

  A :  How do you expect to pick anything up with that ?


Well, if you do have any jokes, please send it to me.  Thanks

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From: mjb@comserver.canberra.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: The Facts of Life
Date: 1 Oct 92 06:48:02 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: University of Canberra

In article <1992Sep16.225150.113691@eratu.rz.uni-konstanz.de>
kless@lindau.inf-wiss.ivp.uni-konstanz.de (Bernhard Kless) writes:
>This is a story about four people named Everybody, 
>Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important 
>job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody 
>would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody 
>did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was 
>Everybody4s job. Everbody thought Anybody could do 
>it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn4t do 
>it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when 
>Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
>
This reminds me of the inafmous "Round Tuit", that devoce that everybody seems
to require but they never actually find. How often have you heard that somebody
will do something as soon as they get a "Round Tuit" If anybody knows where I
can get hold of a "Round Tuit, then please send details to
mjb@comserver.canberra.edu.au

Cheers
Michael Booth
Faculty of Communication
University of Canberra
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: godfrey@mips.bhpese.oz.au (Jason Godfrey)
Subject: A Joke
Organization: BHP, Newcastle, Australia
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1992 23:45:52 GMT
Summary: A Gay Joke

Seeing as this group is meant to contain jokes, I thought it was about
time someone posted something that was a joke!

There were two gay guys in a nightclub, Mark and Bernard.
Mark : Oh no, I think I'm pregnant!
Bernard : Ooooohhhhh....you're kidding......who's the father??
Mark : Oh, how the hell would I know, I haven't got eyes in the back of my head!
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: lesley@cavebbs.welly.gen.nz (Lesley Walker)
Subject: Re: Women and pizzas
Organization: The Cave MegaBBS, Public Access Usenet, Wellington, NZ
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 92 11:18:26 GMT

roddier@wiliki.eng.hawaii.edu (Dominique Roddier) writes:
>
>-- You can always put a pizza in the fridge and finish it the next morning.

Pizzas are better than men, because you don't have to keep your teeth out
of the way when you eat them.


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From: gbrown@elli.une.edu.au (})
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Women and pizzas
Date: 28 Sep 92 04:09:16 GMT
Organization: University of New England - Northern Rivers, NORTIC. (Lismore)

In article <jc_zfb#@rpi.edu>, morale@rs6405.ecs.rpi.edu (Enrique Morales) writes:

> >Why is a pizza better than a woman ?
> 
> >-- Because you can order pizza without anchovies
> 
> -- If you get a cold pizza, you can always warm it up in the microwave.

  -- Pizza's taste good!

  -- You can feel like eating a pizza.

  -- It only takes 10 minutes to eat a pizza

 
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: martin@cs.curtin.edu.au (Martin Dougiamas)
Subject: Re: Thoughts
Organization: Curtin University of Technology
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 1992 15:35:35 GMT

8914357b@levels.unisa.edu.au tops a discussion among a bunch of losers with:

>On the serious side of this discussion, Windows running on an IBM compatible PC
>has an advantage over Finder (or Multifinder) on the MAC.....You don't have to
>use Windows on the IBM compat.  To me this is a great advantage, because using
>a mouse is one of the most time wasting situations I have ever come across. 
>How come if MAC's are getting more powerful, they also seem to be running
>slower?
>Just tell me one thing, how can you take MAC's seriously when they put a little
>smiley face on the computer when it boots up?  Sounds like the designer was on
>drugs.......

a) It's not MAC, it's Mac.. as in short for Macintosh.
b) Your lack of appreciation for a smiley face is quite evident in the
   boring crap you post to aus.jokes.
c) Fer crissake take it to comp.sys.mac.advocacy... this is aus.jokes!
d) Here's my ObJoke:

   An old widow and widower get married.  It is their wedding night
   and they are nervous.  Cautiously they begin to undress in front
   of each other.  In the process the old woman removes her false
   teeth and puts them in a glass.  She removes her prosthetic
   leg and leans it against the wall.  She looks up at her new
   groom and smiles nervously, and he is intently watching.  She
   continues.  She removes her bra which contains false inserts
   to hide her previous mastectomy;  she removes a glass eye
   and gingerly places it in a special box on the nightstand.
   Again she shyly smiles at her aged spouse, and he continues
   to stare in an interested manner.  As she takes off her wig
   she realizes that he is not making much progress in getting
   undressed.
   
   She asks him "What are you waiting for?" and he quickly replies:
   "You know what I want.  Take it off and throw it over here!"

e) And here's a non-obligatory second joke...

   A chap wanders into a butcher's shop.  He points to a sign on the wall.
   "I'll have a pound of pissoles, please."
   The butcher responds with, "I'm sorry, sir that's not a 'p'.  It's an 'r'."
 
   "Alright.  I'll have a round of pissoles then."


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Subject: Re: t.c.w. files
From: jaws@pandanus.cs.ntu.edu.au (James Woods)
Date: 29 Sep 92 10:51:31 +0900
Organization: Computer Science, Northern Territory University, Australia
Keywords: Toxic Custard

In article <martin.717693771@marsh> martin@cs.curtin.edu.au (Martin Dougiamas) writes:
>Does anyone actually find the Toxic Custard Workshop files funny ?
>I'm into my 4th year on the net and are yet to get a chuckle ..
>Is it just that I've been doing Chem Eng too long or are these files
>simply un-funny ?????

What is wrong with people these days, no sense of humour???  Keep the
TCWF rolling!!

Of and remmember on SEX a couple of weeks ago they had a report on
trans-sexuals.  The one they where interviewing commented that:

"It is terrible being a woman inside a man's body"

To which my mate instantly commented:

"I don't understand.  I think it is great being a man inside a womans
body"

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From: u8706558@cs.uow.edu.au (Sean Volke)
Subject: Re: As long as we beat New Zealand
Organization: The Shell
Distribution: aus
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 05:08:33 GMT

bromage@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Andrew Bromage) writes:
>mdj@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (matthew douglas james) writes:
>>Have fun folks, and enjoy yourselves every Friday 10:30pm ...

>Not any more :-)
How was the last show, Unfortunately I was away and forgot to tape it.
I heard they finally got Paul Keating on but that's about all.
ta
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling)
Subject: Re: M.A.C.
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 03:20:30 GMT

11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT) writes:

> Definitions:
> Macintosh:  Most Always Crashes, If Not Then Operating System Hangs.

Yes, very nice

> Mac:  My Amiga's Cooler.
> hehehe
> Any more?

How about:

Q: How do you cripple a Macintosh?
A: Turn it on.

Q: How do you cripple an Amiga?
A: Run A-MAX on it.

> Nathan.

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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: nigel@server1.ch.adfa.oz.au (The Man from X)
Subject: Body Builders
Organization: Australian Defence Force Academy, Canberra, Australia
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 23:56:54 GMT

Here's a joke I read in one of the usual places.

How many body builders goes it take to change a light
bulb?



Three.  One to actually change it and two to stand
around and chat "You're looking huge!"

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From: gnb@duke.bby.com.au (Gregory N. Bond)
Subject: Re: Amusing System Errors
Organization: Burdett, Buckeridge & Young, Melbourne, Australia
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 1992 23:32:13 GMT


>> Hey, I remember the Vic 20.... Does that make me old??

Not if you're on fidonet, no.

_My_ first computer had hex keypad and led display, and a massive 1k
memory (in 800ns 2012 static RAMs) and a 2.5Mhz Z-80.

I'd _dream_ of 40x16 video.....
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From: Dean.Heather@f301.n670.z3.fidonet.org (Dean Heather)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: steve vizard
Date: Mon, 05 Oct 1992 21:01:00 +1000

 JH > Ok, but i can't watch the international tv.


well don't lose any sleep, it's not worth watching, susprises me how it keeps
it's ratings

cheers

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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: As long as we beat New Zealand
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Distribution: aus
Date: Mon, 5 Oct 1992 23:18:18 GMT

Sean Volke (u8706558@cs.uow.edu.au) wrote:
: bromage@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Andrew Bromage) writes:
: >mdj@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (matthew douglas james) writes:
: >>Have fun folks, and enjoy yourselves every Friday 10:30pm ...
: 
: >Not any more :-)
: How was the last show, Unfortunately I was away and forgot to tape it.
: I heard they finally got Paul Keating on but that's about all.

Yes, but he didn't bowl.

: ta
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From: thos@suite.sw.oz.au (Thomas Cohen)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: As long as we beat New Zealand
Date: 28 Sep 92 21:09:38 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Softway Pty Ltd

>rrgrant@ecr.mu.oz.au (Russell_Robert GRANT) writes:

>>anyone got the 25 editions of Stairway to Heaven?     :-)

Yes, but I think there are actually 27 different versions, as played on
'Rage' one night. In a fit of lunacy I taped them. Have you any idea what
it's like to watch 27 different versions of 'Stairway to Heaven'?
I wonder which ones they left out.

My favourite was a three-way tie between The Beatniks, The Australian Opera,
and Rolf Harris.

regards,
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From: chris@coombs.anu.edu.au (Chris @ SSDA)
Subject: Re: steve vizard
Organization: Computer Services Centre, Australian National University
Date:  1 Oct 92 01:12:59 GMT

Joffre.Heredia@f100.n636.z3.fidonet.org (Joffre Heredia) writes:

>Sorry, but...who is steve vizard?

I hear Steve's been ofered a job in the US for vast amounts of money.

Must be desparation!!!

> * Origin: EzyCom Registration's 61-3-546-3038 (3:636/100)

A joke. Ummm.... as told to last night by a rather pissed dart player - but
its better than nothing.

Q. What sort of Car does Tarzan drive?

A. A Mazda 323 (Tree to Tree)

hehe haha Oh that cracks me up.


Just another small pothole on the highway of life.

Chris.

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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Lada jokes
From: lippir@cbr.hhcs.gov.au (Robert Lipping)
Date: 2 Oct 92 16:15:32 +1000
Organization: Aust. Dept. Health, Housing and Community Services


Another one:

Q. What's the difference between sitting in a Lada Niva and putting your
   hand up Kylie Minogue's dress?

A. You feel a bigger c*nt sitting in a Lada Niva.


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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: thos@suite.sw.oz.au (Thomas Cohen)
Subject: Re: As long as we beat New Zealand
Organization: Softway Pty Ltd
Distribution: aus
Date: 30 Sep 92 06:29:21 GMT

In <1992Sep30.013356.10398@mailhost.ocs.mq.edu.au> cwalsh@laurel.ocs.mq.edu.au (Craig Walsh) writes:

>I think the best version was the DAAS and Barry Crocker, but I think this
>was left off Rage (At least when I taped it). Hopefully it will be on the 
>video.

I managed to get it a couple of Rages later when they played it solo.
But, I never did think much of the DAAS team, although Barry Crocker
was not too bad.

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From: ins866n@lindblat.cc.monash.edu.au (D.A. Svendsen)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Deer jokes
Date: 6 Oct 92 06:55:21 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Monash University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Astria_Nicole PRICE (asni@ecr.mu.oz.au) wrote:
: In article <9226213.4795@mulga.cs.mu.OZ.AU>, warwick@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (WarFish) writes:
: > vasans@ecr.mu.oz.au (Satish VASAN) writes:
: > 
: > >Here are a few good deer jokes - (remember the fly jokes?)
: > 
: > >Q.	What do you call a deer without eyes?
: > >A.	No idea.
: > 
: > >Q.	What do you call a deer without eyes and nolegs?
: > >A.	Still no idea.
: > 
: > >Q.	What do you call a deer without eyes,legs, and no balls?
: > >A.	Still no f***ing idea!
: > 
: > >Let the thread continue!
: > 
: > How about:
: > 
: > Q. What do you call a red deer with no eyes and no legs?
: > A. Still bloody no idea.
: > 
: 
: Q. What do you call a red deer in hell with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
: A. Still bloody damned no f***ing idea!
: 
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