From: biesel@javelin.sim.es.com (Heiner Biesel)
Subject: Re: Mysogynist Bullshit
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corp.
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 16:23:41 GMT

mec6@quads.uchicago.edu (rini) writes:

>muffy@remarque.berkeley.edu (Muffy Barkocy) writes:
>>mec6@quads.uchicago.edu (rini) writes:

>>>Why I outta....  OH!  I'm so mad!! Lime Jello, right Barbara?  
>>>Big ol' trampoline, eh Barbara?  Flaunting those San Diego Zoo 
>>>connections, is that how you do it Barbara?  I can't believe 
>>>this is happening right under my nose!  I just can't believe it!!!
> 
>>Oh, rini...*HUG*...I'm sorry you had to find that out this way...but
>>just forget Heiner, and run off with me!  *smile*...California is very
>>lovely in the winter, too...

>Muffy, I've given it some serious thought.  I've concluded that I
>will take you up on your offer.  Many here have so cogently argued
>feminism and lesbianism are inseperable.   While I once clung to the
>hope that Heiner was that exceptional man that made it possible for
>heterosexuality and feminism to co-exist, I have seen now that no
>such man lives.  Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that I
>must capitulate. 

So they were right, all those men who claimed that feminism was just
a front for the lesbian movement! Boy, you sure had me fooled. OK,
Clayton, Hillel et al, I admit it: I was wrong, and you guys were
right all along. Where do I sign up for drumming lessons? When's the
next meeting of the Old Boy's Network? And, how do I maintain an
erection while I am raping someone?

>Just this morning, I registered for a M.L. degree (Master of Lesbianism),
>and the Chicago Institute of Feminist Indoctrination.  (As part of this
>program, btw, I will undergo aversion therapy to recover from my abnormal
>attraction to members of the opposite sex.)   I'm very exicited about
>the program.  My classes will include "The History of Matriarchical 
>Societies," "Feminists of the Animal Queendom," and "Cunnilingus: How to 
>Have Sex without a Phallus."  Over the summer, the school runs a special 
>intensive study course *overseas* to study the Wonga Wongas in person.  
>(Very exciting!!  I'm *really* excited about the Gaea ritual where 
>everywomyn offers up her menstrual blood as an offering to the Mother.)
>The only down part is that I'll have to give up my net access.  They don't 
>even have electricity there!  

>If you want, I can send you info on the program.  Or you should come
>by to see the Institute yourself!  Right now, they are having a really
>neat display in the lobby.  It's all about womyn mathematicians.  It's
>very historical.  They have one womyn there who way back in 1890 used
>the quadratic formula.  And they go all the way up to the present.  They
>have a couple stories about some womyn in Wisconsin somewhere who
>actually filled out their male-designed tax forms without anyone else's
>help.  Talk about triumph!

>If you're interested in attending, you will have to stop with this
>facade of yours calling yourself a "bisexual."  You really need to
>admit to yourself, Muffy, that you're just being an "Uncle Tom"  (I
>mean, an "Aunt... Theresa"?) to the partriarchy.  I know you're on the 
>right path to Sisterhood, but you've got a long way to go!

>One more thing.  Maybe you should abstain from sex for a while.  I'm
>really concerned about this.  Everybody *knows*, Muffy, that feminists
>are in need of a good f**k.  I really think your going out of bounds.

Well, go ahead rini, have your little fling. If I know anything about women,
you'll be back inside six months, begging for the bone. 

Regards (and pity),
       Heiner
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