HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: On The Beach
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 07:10:29 GMT


On the beach, the sand fights a winning battle
between the continuous and the discrete.

In the forest, time fights a winning battle
between the living and the dead.

Who is winning?
                Well, what is "to win?"


                              billbill@wetware.com
From: rybicki@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.humor,alt.cascade
Subject: Re: We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you
Date: 5 Nov 92 17:40:03 GMT
Article-I.D.: uctvax.1992Nov5.154003.203221
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <1992Oct29.231251.9101@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au>, cjudd@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
> In article <Bwvrz6.JH1@access.digex.com>, brat@access.digex.com (Brat Wizard) writes:
>>
>>In article <1992Oct28.204917.9357@mcs.anl.gov> peterson@vulcan.mcs.anl.gov (nosreteP ekiM) writes:
>>>
>>>>>>>"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
>>>>>>"I'd eat you, but then I prefer beef stew."
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.  PLEASE KEEP YOUR IMMATURE CASCADES IN ALT.CASCADE,
>>>>>OR ARE YOU IDIOTS TO BORED WITH YOUR OWN DRIBBLE.
>>>> 
>>>>  It's drivel, you schmuck.
>>>Obviously, he has the brains of a hockey puck!
>>I don't understand - what the fuck?
> HOW much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could fuck chuck
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From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: a very brief film review
Date: 7 Nov 1992 07:41:50 GMT
Organization: finchy fecundity
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

we saw akira last night and we all thought that it was a lot of fun,
tho' the dubbing was annoying.  when the plot got monot-onous i studied
the background painting, and in general revelled in high-quality
japanamation.

i want kaneda's motorcycle.  it is very much like the motorcycle i
envision cj owning.

the japanese characters with long island and southern accents were
particularly silly.

since most of the main characters were able to walk away from head-on 
collisions at 180 kph without having worn helmets, plummet from high
places without injury, and be thrown through the air on a regular basis,
it struck me as perfectly logical that one of them should acquire the
ability to generate extra organs on the spot.

AjD
i hope i didn't
give anything away
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
'i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell' -- mehitabel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (The Steel General's Batsman)
Subject: Re: highway riding
Organization: Cappo Ferra 6
Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1992 08:51:41 GMT

jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:

] 
] In article <1da4qpINN3i6@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
]   In article <rv81hbg@zola.esd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes,
]   allowing as how she didn't *know* that motorcycling could be *dangerous*:
] 
] 	(short shameful sermon elided)
] > 
] > mini land torpedoes.
] > 
] > automatic tire-homing guidance. fire and forget.
] > 
] 
] *tire-homing*? seems as though this would impart undesirable angular momentum
] of unpredictable sense in the xy-plane, possibly causing an ugly road hazard
] unless you have installed VTOL conflagration-jumping rockets on your vehicle.
] 
] Better the heat-seeking missile lobbed forward at about 60 degrees from
] horizontal, targeting the engine block.
] 
] Or the large-caliber fender-mounted automatic cannon.
] 


but there is something to be said for the look on the face of a man who
now has to deal with the fact that there is a whaling harpoon sticking
out of the hood of his car.


"this is kind of a funny story, officer..."


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: clearly defined
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 12:14:15 GMT


You get that sneaking feeling your 'cover' has been blown

WHEN:

	you find your opord[1] in the light fiction/comedy
	section of the neighborhood book store.


ciao
drieux


ps: help Get the Crash Dummy a New Job....


[]1: opord: operational orders for you scum sucking
lap dog lackies of the leftist leaning Pinks!


-- 
Modern Day Problems:
Hickory, Dickory, Dock - Three Mice Ran up a Clock
The Clock Struct one, 
and the Other Two will be Upgraded In the Next Release.
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: good career move
Date: 6 Nov 92 19:41:48 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

I was standing in the vicinity of the upstairs toilet when our managing
director emerged, having just performed some bodily function. I was
tempted to say "Have a good shit sir?"

Tx. [I didn't... but I do still has a job]
-- 
Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: polychromatic ichor
Date: 9 Nov 1992 03:05:17 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu


from the Tiger Software catalogue:

    "For the Pro Who Knows...
   The UC1200S Color Crusader!
A massive color hemorrhage! Imagine 1 billion colors at 1200 dpi!"

AjD
i did not buy one.
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
'i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell' -- mehitabel
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Politikally Inkorrekt Game Shows
Date: 5 Nov 92 12:37:00 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


I expected these articles to generate more follow-up than they did. 

disappointedly, Ken Johnson




-- 
//// Advice To Dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never Eat More Than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   You Can Carry.           ////                 E-mail Ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     Phone 031-650 2756  Fax 031-650 6513
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: i say kill bush
Date: 12 Nov 92 00:17:35 GMT
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris


In article <28006@castle.ed.ac.uk>, damianj@castle.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson) writes:
> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
> >Ken Johnson (wisely) advocates a little jocularity in t.b:
> 
> >>Come off it. What he said was:
> >>
> >>%  i want bush's head on a pike stuck in my front lawn.
> >>
> >>This is obviously just a vivid figure of speech and not a threat
> >>intended to be taken seriously, even by the humour impaired.  (cf.  `I
> >>want Margaret Thatcher's head on a platter', `Die, rat bastard!', etc. 
> >>etc.) Mark you, the first woman to demand a man's head on a platter
> >>actually received it. 
> 
> >I observe without comment that Ken stopped far short of calling for the
> >impalement of *his* head of state, even in jest.
> 
> You mean post something like
> 
> i want to take john major's head and bang it again and again
> against the corner of a building until his head splits open
> and then find a wall that has been pebble dashed and scrape
> his head up and down the wall until he aint got no face left
> and its just a lump of red bleeding jelly in my hand.
> i want to take every one of the tory govermint an burn them alive.
> damn rat bastards fuck them every last fucker. die.
> 
> Nope, nobody in the UK'd have the guts to post something
> like that because as everyone knows, we practically live
> in a police state compared to your wonderful enlightened
> land of the free etc.

No, that's not what I meant. John Major is not the head of state.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: why I love SGI
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1992 22:43:51 GMT

dlwilson@fenix.encore.com (David L Wilson) writes:
>Wait a minute.  Weren't you summarily reassigned to the unix development
>group last week?

I am spy, sent in to find out what you guys have been doing for the last
six months besides adding features to xtank.  Also, you can tell it's one
of those lightweight groups by the increase in my usenet output.

Actually, I am supposed to add reflective memory capabilities to xtank so we 
can burn a couple of seven-node machines and half the work force on it.

Customers need it.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: My chat with Carasso
Followup-To: alt.fan.roger.david.carasso
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 20:33:50 GMT

Carasso called me at work just now.

As usual, he sounds more nervous than I do on the phone.

Out of courtesy I will go into no more details (nothing really
embarrassing, anyway).

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Ferret Feeding
Organization: The Turing Project, Charlottesville Virginia.
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 16:05:53 GMT

in rec.pets, king@cbnewsk.cb.att.com (joyce.l.king) writes:
)I always fed IAMS, but after Codo died, Gumby started losing her hair.

MAYBE GUMBY WAS LONELY AND HORNY, AND NEEDED A LITTLE POKEY.


carasso,
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Qlinton is not qool.
Date: 4 Nov 92 17:58:02 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

If he were he would have incorporated something like the following into
his acceptance speech.

"Tonight, as I watched those election returns roll in, I was so happy
there was only one thing I could do, was ding-a-ding dang my dang-a-long
ling long."

rp -- offering my services as speechwriter.
From: ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Another naming contest
Date: 8 Nov 1992 06:52:25 GMT
Organization: finchhaus
NNTP-Posting-Host: helen.oit.itd.umich.edu

In article <1992Nov8.042007.28701@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca> aaron@space.ualberta.ca writes:
>It has recently come to the attention of some of us that while there are well-
>defined terms for both newcomes to talk.bizarre("newbies")and long-time
>residents(patrons?)of talk.bizarre("oldbies"), there is an astonishing lack of
>term for the transitional period in which, let's face it, most of us
>languish.  Any ideas?  

aarons.

after all, you volunteered the issue.

AjD
-- 
                       ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu
'i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell' -- mehitabel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: History repeats itself
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 23:36:02 GMT

curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
>Cosmik Debris writes:
>>And it hasn't progressed at all since!
>Isn't anyone going to serve the volcano papers on this guy?

<poof>

He's a lava lamp.

Next.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Interfaith marriages
Date: 9 Nov 92 14:30:36 GMT
	<5745@tivoli.UUCP> <1992Nov8.230510.13032@wuecl.wustl.edu>
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: No Free Lunch, Inc.
In-reply-to: lfa1@cec1.wustl.edu's message of 8 Nov 92 23:05:10 GMT


> These congregations celebrate Jewish holidays and do cultural
> things, but they do not believe in god.  In fact the only mention of
> god in their "prayer" is something to the effect of "our ancestors
> have traditionally said the following prayer...."

I have no advice here, I just like saying "We are the chosen people of a
supreme being who doesn't exist."
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:37214 news.groups:20569
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,news.groups
Subject: Re: *BAD* music group reorg will not be honored20663
Date: 7 Nov 92 20:05:22 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs

---
ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
|In article <1deivsINNq87@agate.berkeley.edu> shirriff@sprite.berkeley.edu (Ken Shirriff) writes:
|>Just as a hypothetical, suppose a talk.bizarre crowd (for instance) posted a
|>RFD/CFV with a highly misleading subject, such as "CFV: comp.protocols.tcp-ip
|>reorganization" to a bunch of newsgroups.  
|>[...]

|Corrections of two flaws in Ken's hypothesis:
|1: there is no talk.bizarre cabal.
|2: Roger Carasso lost his usenet access some two weeks ago.

Counterevidence:  comp.protocols.tcp-ip.eniac passed.  
Four years ago.

---
cj@eno.esd.sgi.com       C J Silverio/Brahms Gang/Berkeley CA 94720
"The news.* weenies should no more be in charge of the net than the
printers at a newspaper should decide its editorial content." R. Sexton
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Personal Bests
Date: 11 Nov 1992 18:03:29 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <BxJFBI.L5K@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>HWRNMNBSOL 


He Who Reams Naked Men Neatly By Sake Of Laocoon.


5150
educated guess
From: davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Excitable Boy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Need advice from people in college fraternities
Date: 5 Nov 92 17:44:00 GMT
Reply-To: lvacca@saintmarys.edu
Distribution: world
Organization: Yardsticks for Lunatics

In article <92309.213751IK10015@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>, IK10015@MAINE.MAINE.EDU writes:

> Hi,

	Hello.

> our cllege fraternity (Kappa Delta Phi)

	Clearly this is the dyslexic frat.  What do 
the "K" and "P" stand for?

> is looking for some excellent fund raisers that
> require little overhead expenses. 

	Have you considered burglary?

>                                   One good one we
> use twice a semester is Kappa's "Slave Auction".
> We "auction" the brothers during dinner time to
> the people who carry money with them. 

	I suppose that's a good plan, you wouldn't
have much of a fundraiser if you auctioned off frat
boys to people who don't carry money with them.

>                                       The brother's
> are "sold" to the highest bidders. 

	_Really_.  You boys are pretty darn sharp.  I
guess it isn't true what they say about frat boys.  I
would have auctioned them off to the third-highest
bidder, myself, but I can see that your way will make
so much more money.  You must be economics majors!
	Besides, I like the sound of this...

>                                     The highest
> bidders use the brother's for *only* three
> hours. 

	I don't like the sound of this anymore.  The
visions of going to Maine and picking up a coterie of a 
dozen or so slaves really cheap have just ended.
	Listen, IK10015 (may I call you Ick-1 for short?),
you don't rent slaves, you buy them.  The act of buying
makes a slave.  If you "rent" a slave, what you really
have is a labor market.  Maybe you're accounting majors
instead.

>        Some tasks performed are the following:
> Cleaning multiple dorm rooms, washing floors etc.
> We're looking for new fundraisers though, something
> that makes "easy" money. 

	See my note on burglary, above.  Some other ideas
include: telemarketing scams, envelope-stuffing scams, 
stock fraud, counterfeiting if you have the start-up capital 
(it takes money to make money...), male prostitution, drugs,
blackmail, labor racketeering or indeed any activity engaged
in by your congressman.

>                          please send
> all responses via E-Mail

	Why?  Do you not want to share these great fundraising
ideas with anyone else?

> thanx,

	You're quite welcome.  Anytime.

---
David Vacca, Just an Excitable Boy who was decorated with 
the National Defence Service Medal for extreme valor in watching
TV Gulf war bulletins, 1992.

	  [My net access is erratic- please e-mail followups]
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I would like to point out
Date: 11 Nov 92 00:32:28 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: No Free Lunch, Inc.


that the phrase "Rated R for adult situations" refers to sex, death and
violence.  It does not refer to discussions of prostate surgery, inadequate
life insurance coverage, hair loss, or rollerblade-related knee injuries.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Election night dreams.
Date: 4 Nov 92 18:09:53 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

Last night I feel asleep on the couch. I did not watch election returns,
but instead had rented "Castle in the Desert", an old Charlie Chan film.
I did catch a glimpse of Headline News while I was rewinding it.
Later, I dreamt that while onstage making his acceptance speech, Bill
Clinton pulled off a mask to reveal that he was actually billbill.
Hillary Clinton turned out to be Gooley in drag and Mr. X was in the
wings laughing.
talk.bizarre.coup-d'etat has a nice ring to it don't you think?
Or is ' an illegal character?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: aslakson@pico.cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate)
Subject: Re: bathrooms 2
Organization: :noitazinagrO
Date: Wed, 11 Nov 1992 05:55:37 GMT

cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:
>In article <josh.721431539@mowgli>, josh@cqs.washington.edu writes:
>|And of course, for men there is the additional question
>|of how you choose which urinal to use, and what you look
>|at while you stand there.

>Please do let me know what the algorithm is.

And please check for possible correlations with where people stand in
elevators, and what they look at while they stand there.


Brian
Your grant has been approved, the check should be arriving very soon.
--
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hard disk that fits in your pocket!"   "Great!  Is it PC compatible?"
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Personal Bests
Date: 12 Nov 1992 02:48:54 GMT
Organization: CS Dept. Snakepit - Do Not Feed.
NNTP-Posting-Host: cobra.cs.berkeley.edu

In article <1dsc3hINNdkc@terminator.rs.itd.umich.edu> ajd@oit.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
|
|>of the country -- I'm a visual arts professor at Kent State, for God's sake --
|                                                  ^^^^^^^^^^
|I want a detailed description of the man.--------------^
|
|AjD
|ba, graphic design & art 1988
|no studies involved buggering goats,
|but somebody did a thesis project involving
|a dog carcass and ~150 pounds of lard.

"Somebody?"

Yeah, right.

c
and a river of green is sliding unseen beneath the trees
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: woo woo
Date: 10 Nov 1992 22:48:45 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: alfalfa.intel.com

In article <gerald.721376916@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>chok ah woo

oonga chaka
oonga chaka
oonga oonga oonga chaka

(repeat)

				--Blair
				  "I got a little feng-shui
				   in my Tsing-Tao."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: benth@microsoft.com (Ben)
Subject: Singles
Date: 10 Nov 92 00:55:33 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corp.

I finally broke down and went to see 'Singles'. It was
a hoot. I especially liked the goofy way they dressed everyone.
See, Chris from Soundgarden dressed like that a couple of times
in 1989, unfortunately in front of a camera. 

The only people who wear long underwear under cutoffs with flannel
shirts around here (especially on a stage) are gomers who moved
to Seattle to become Rock Stars, and kids from the suburbs who don't
know any better. Oh yeah, and Pat Finnerty when he lived here.

I have no joke, I just like saying 'Moved to Seattle to become
Rock Stars'.

BENth
From: lfa1@cec1.wustl.edu (Lorrie Faith Ackerman)
Subject: Re: Interfaith marriages
Organization: Washington University, St. Louis MO
Date: Sun, 8 Nov 1992 23:05:10 GMT

I was raised Jewish and my fiance was raised Methodist, but neither of us
considers ourselves religious.  We do not want to have a religious wedding
ceremony because that would be inconsistent with our beliefs.  However,
my relatives would be quite upset if we did not include at least some
traditional cultural things in our wedding ceremony.  So we have decided
to include some Jewish traditions, but we want no mention of god in the
ceremony.  We plan to be married in Maryland, where there is a law
requiring that weddings held anywhere other than in a courthouse must
be performed by a clergy person.  My mother did some research and
found out about two "Jewish Humanist" congregations in the Washington
DC area.  These congregations celebrate Jewish holidays and do cultural
things, but they do not believe in god.  In fact the only mention of
god in their "prayer" is something to the effect of "our ancestors
have traditionally said the following prayer...."  So we will have the
rabbi for one of these congregations marry us.  We plan to hold the
wedding at a country club.  Anyway, other interfaith couples
might consider something along these lines.

Also, I was wondering if anybody has any ideas for non-religious things
to say at the ceremony (i.e., poems, songs, readings, etc...)

Lorrie
 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Orchid
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 08:07:14 GMT

A car is a CAt floweR.
A friend is a FRIday bEND.
A cat is a CAr suiT.

A suit has fur; fur is a thin kind of very-mobile flower.
A Friday is no man on an island unto himself, a friend in deed.
A car bends just fine, in an accelerated sideways reference.
A friend suits me just fine, in an accelerated sideways reference.

                              billbill@wetware.com
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Have you lamented a Ford lately?
Date: 10 Nov 92 20:00:03 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University



I thought this was funny....


From: murtaugh@math.orst.edu (Paul Murtaugh)
Newsgroups: rec.music.cd,rec.audio
In article <1992Nov9.204010.20925@news.cs.brandeis.edu> weitzman@chaos.cs.brande
is.edu (Adam J. Weitzman) writes:
>
>I own a Technics SL-XP2 portable CD player, and I've had it for about three

Here's your problem, IMHO.  I've owned two Technics CD players and have
been most unimpressed.  The first, the thankfully discontinued SL-PJ11,
[stuff deleted]
It's the most frustrated I've been since I owned a Ford Escort.



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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: neely@CS.ColoState.EDU (andrew neely)
Subject: Overheard recently
Date: Sat, 07 Nov 1992 19:02:44 GMT
Organization: Next to none
Keywords: big ones

She:     "You can't know me by my butt."

rjr
...nor by my big toes...
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jhughes@techbook.com (John Hughes)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Organization: Answerable Style Software
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 22:37:21 GMT

In article <7879@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>I wanted to post a Job Wanted advertisement, but I couldn't think of
>anything I was good at doing to put in it. 
>
>thoughtlessly, Ken Johnson
>

Will post to Usenet for food?

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  of _Anna Karenina_ in which she is a gerbil." Mark. Gooley
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