From: bufalini@across.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini)
Subject: Re: Bruce Bufalini's daily routine (was Re: The Politics of USENET)
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Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 16:23:10 GMT

In article <1992Jul27.052621.4934@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Blind Lemon Charlie) writes:
>In article <9$c1H&+*p8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@across.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>In article <1992Jul26.085105.6942@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>>In article <pqa1H0hlp8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>
>>>>I told it to you before: 478 East Beaver Avenue, State College, PA, 16801 is
>>>>DOI's location.  Point proven.
>>>
>>>Hardly.  That's your address.  All you have shown is that your precious
>>>"DOI" exists in your imagination -- thus, it is of no concern to anyone
>>>else.  (Apparently, neither are you.)
>>
>>No, you must come to 478 East Beaver Avenue to prove my point null, for DOI is
>>headquartered there.  Then DOI will no longer be a part of your imagination.
>
>It's already not a part of my imagination.  That's your problem, remember?

Then you are admitting that it does exist, which I have been saying all along.
Congratulations on informing yourself of an important fact, Patrick.

>>>>At least we are much higher on the intellect level than you folks at Rice
>>>>University are.  Communication with DOI @ 478 E. Beaver Ave. seems to help the
>>>>local residents.
>>>
>>>That's not my problem.  I'd be a bit worried about anyone else in State
>>>College, though, if they sought communication with some imaginary entity --
>>>but as long as that particular psychosis is confined to your neighborhood,
>>>then I can devote my attention to more important things.
>>
>>Good.  Then we can enjoy watching you lead a misinformed lifestyle, for
>>everyone here is leading healthy, informed lifestyles thanks to DOI.  Look for
>>DOI to start a branch in Houston, Texas in the near future.
>
>You couldn't find Houston if you were standing downtown at the corner of
>Smith and Franklin.  (Actually, in your case, about a mile northeast of
>there -- at the corner of Jensen and Lyons -- ought to be just about right
>for you.)

DOI is perfectly capable of finding Houston, for DOI is informed of
everything.  Why would I want to go to a city full of losers, anyway?

>>>>But you are going to jail.  You seem to be quite misinformed, for DOI has been
>>>>proven to exist.
>>>
>>>The only place I'm going tonight is home, once I get off work in about four
>>>and a half hours (as of 0330 CDT), assuming the outbound Southwest Freeway
>>>isn't shut down somewhere between Kirby and Westpark for more of the Eternal
>>>Reconstruction Project...
>>
>>DOI news flash:  Outbound Southwest Freeway is closed indefinitely and the
>>only detour leads to jail.  Congratulations, Patrick, for you have finally
>>achieved your goal in life: a one-way trip to jail.
>
>Wow.  DOI just can't get anything right, can they?  I got on at Kirby, I got
>off at Westpark, and I went on home from there.  (Just to be different and
>waste some more of your time, though, tonight I'll get off at Fountainview,
>go down Renwick to Beechnut, and then go all the way out to Corporate and
>come in that way.  I hope you're taking notes on this.)

No, DOI has it right, for you are in jail right now.

>>>>Probably because you do nothing all day.  Can we say "Lazy Ass," boys and
>>>>girls?
>>>
>>>I sleep all day, I'll agree -- because I work at night during the summer.
>>>You daytimers ought to stay up late (what you call late) once in a while and
>>>see what you're missing out on.
>>
>>I stay up late all the time, so I'm not missing out on anything.  Can we
>>say "PATRICK IS STILL A LAZY ASS," boys and girls?
>
>Keep your regular job -- otherwise, Fred Rogers is going to want to have a
>little talk with you...

No, Fred Rogers is irrelevant, for I do not require the helping hand of Fred
Rogers.

>>>>No, no one possesses my password.  Perhaps you would care to prove otherwise.
>>>>My brain has always been among the living, while yours appears to be
>>>>indefinitely out for repairs.
>>>
>>>Response #848.  I knew you wouldn't let me down.
>>
>>Response #848 is irrelevant.  And I see you had no problem with my assertion
>>about your brain.
>
>You're right.  I had no problem with it, for your assertion was shown to be
>nothing more than that.  

Yes, I was right in saying that your brain is out for repairs.  Now, how about
posting those SAT scores to verify it?

>>>>>     "Can't have everything.  Where would you put it?" -- Steven Wright
>>>>
>>>>No brain for Patrick... no place to put it.
>>>
>>>Too bad there are so many people out there who know you're misinformed -- I
>>>guess the "DOI" just isn't what it used to allegedly be...
>>
>>Name every person who thinks I'm misinformed.  Nobody, eh?  You, sir, are the
>>one who is misinformed and whose opinions are irrelevant, for your statement
>>takes the form of an unwarranted extrapolation and is being thrown out at once.
>>DOI has always been and will always be a thriving organization, thanks to
>>myself and K e n   R o b i n s o n.
>
>Shared dementia may be thriving.  DOI is DOA.

No, DOI is DOI.  You lack the proper amount of information to make such a
statement.

>>>    *"The opinions expressed by Patrick do not necessarily represent those
>>>             of Rice staff, management, or any living person."*
>>
>>Although a dead person could make much more sense than you could ever dream of
>>making.
>
>Too bad you're not getting a real job, out there in the world away from your
>DOI...it'd be funny watching you try to convince *any* employer you had any
>sense at all.  

And I take it you speak from experience?  Apparently you do, for you have no
common sense whatsoever.

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