HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mimir@milton.u.washington.edu (Al Billings)
Subject: Re: Sad to say...
Organization: The Friends of Loki Society
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 19:09:24 GMT

In article <2609@aegis.or.jp> davidg@aegis.or.jp (Dave McLane) writes:
>larry@gator.rn.com (Larry Snyder) writes:
>
>>true, but a good percentage of them have counterparts available
>>on usenet -- there are around 2500 newsgroups on usenet,
>>and maybe 500 on fidonet?
>
>I'm not sure, but I took it that Al Billings was talking about
>small, special interest networks in a *local* area.

 No, I'm talking about actual, international networks that have about 200
to 300 nodes and use fidonet networking. Things like KosherNet, DharmaNet,
PODnet, ChateuNet, MailNet, etc. There are a lot of them. My BBSis active
in them and they are NOT gated to usenet and most of them refuse to do it
because of the lack of controlability once it is on Usenet. If something
is gated, they have no way of tracking where it goes or to stop people
from staying off topic. In a small network, that is a big deal. 

Wassail,
Al Billings

                           mimir@u.washington.edu
    /\  /\       +----------------------------------------+
   /__\/__\      | "I know that I hung on the windy tree  |          |
  /\  /\  /\     |  all of nights nine, wounded by Gar,   |          |
 /__\/__\/__\    |   given to Odhinn, myself to myself,   |          |
    /\  /\       | upon that tree of which none can tell  |          |
   /__\/__\      |      from what root it rises."         |    ______|______
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From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Pfootas
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:46:52 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil ) writes:
>I bet you're gay...

I am not...

fool squig I wish he didn't take me out of the closet so much...
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From: bane@newton.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester
Date: 4 Sep 92 10:11:24 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1992Sep3.210602.2914@news.ysu.edu>, af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>
>That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*
>
>Lisa aka a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
Oh... can I have one please

Michael aka why do these "supervisors" keep hassling you?
From: phygod72@nic.gac.edu (Phil )
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Private msg to: Jester, Eccles, Simon, and the gang...
Date: 11 Sep 92 16:40:39 GMT


Methinks that we have been invaded ourselves...Who the hell are all these  
people?!?!  Must be what they call progress...and what is this "alias", "hum",  
and other miscellaneous nonsense?  At least, for the most part, they aren't  
using the illustrious aka...reserved for those with a liscense.  I say that we  
e-mail bomb everyone who uses an aka without a liscense...though a new updated  
list of persons would be appropriate....


Phil aka whoa...I'm getting a little propritary, aren't I?  (and sound a bit  
too serious - I'll have that looked into)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I wanna get stoned
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 8 Sep 92 15:19:08
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: bane@cholesky.ma.man.ac.uk's message of 6 Sep 92 21:57:01 GMTLines: 8

In article <6023@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@cholesky.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) writes:

.Are there any *women* out there?

I'm not a woman, but if you want I can dress up!

.Michael alias aka nom-de-plume nickname 
Danielle aka I can't find my fish-nets!
From: bane@newton.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Date: 10 Sep 92 16:06:55 GMT
Reply-To: bane@vtx.ma.man.ac.uk
Organization: Magic Michael's Mushroom Factory.

In article <1992Sep10.140455.163@csghsg5a.bitnet>, phogenkamp@csghsg5a.bitnet writes:
>Hi all.
>
>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.
>
>Any hints?
>
>Thanks in advance,
>Peter

I think 

Mr. Cleeses.
Fawlty Towers,
Dorset
ENGLAND


will do the trick


export Michael="This is better than an alias cos I perpertrate (?!) everywhere" :-)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 06:04:11 GMT

phogenkamp@csghsg5a.bitnet writes:

>Hi all.

>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.

>Any hints?

Don't ask for his private address. Sending fanmail via his agency
shows tact - he can ignore it if he wishes. 

>Thanks in advance,
No hassle while sailing past

Eccles

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 23:33:46 GMT


>> >>>>>>>Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
>> >>>>>>Sno!im alias and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
Um... Did I say that? Oops. Bloody tequila.
I've heard of female impersonators, but impersonating female
impersonators. It's disgusting if you ask me.
Go on...

>> >>>>>Jester alias is [Ll]isa still around here?
>> >>>>Dan alias I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
>> >>>Jmesa alias Why can't I spell my name?
>> >>Jester alias Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
>> >[Ll]isa alias don't ya all like my quiz?
>> Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>> 	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
>7 out of 8 naughty bishops prefer the alias license to the aka license!
>Edwin alias Adrian Wapcaplet
That's coz you don't need an alias licence!!!

mnSi
n*
S o
i  *
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.)
Subject: Re: F.W De Clerk
Organization: Univ. of North Carolina @ Wilmington
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 17:11:56 GMT

djohnson@poblano.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:

>In article <1992Sep13.235054.28225@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:

















>Dan aka I agree!
JT squig Dammit!  Who took my eyes???...hmmmm?...who was it?!
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Punishment!!!!
Keywords: torture...sloths...drippy noses....aarrdvarks...
Date: 11 Sep 92 15:45:53 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center

azeena@perdita.gac.edu (azeena) writes:
}>}Objection sustained. It smacks too much of people using
}>}Unix and C and is just _not allowed_. Anyway, I'm off to 
}>}South Africa.
}>why south africa?/ i have a nice warm bed saved for you eccles
}>dearest right here in west lafayette indiana in the good
}>ole u s of a
}please don't punish them that severly why not just put them in the spanish  
}inquisition it would be more pleasant.

nah.....he'd expect the spanish inquistion...he
knows about their fear, surprise, rutheless efficency
almost fanatical devotion to the pope and even
about their neat red uniforms.....

fool squig no aka's forr me..they'rd outlawed
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From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: New, improved <---
Date: 15 Sep 92 17:21:23 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:

>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu states matter-of-factly:
>>In article <1992Sep15.015111.14351@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
>>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu sings along:
>>>>In article <1992Sep15.000707.12168@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
>>>>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
>>>>>Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>>What is Aka.......
>>>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
>>>>Chris <--- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
>>>>informing us all.
>>>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. (what rot?) That rot!
>>Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.
>Meetch <-,
>         |
>         Yeah, mine's gone limp... see!
Jamesa <=== You should take more Vitamins!! Look what it's done for me!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester)
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 19:04:53 GMT

ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
}>Objection your honour! I must strongly protest against any usage at
}>all of this `alias' thingy. This silly old lady just suggested here
}>that our beautiful `aka', the quintessence of the netiqette, the utmost
}>achievements of human civilization, this tasty, crunchy gem, this
}>gracefulness of all postings, should be replaced by a senile, smelly,
}>lobotomy deserving, braindead `alias'. I feel smeared! Just imagine
}>what would happen:
}Objection sustained. It smacks too much of people using
}Unix and C and is just _not allowed_. Anyway, I'm off to 
}South Africa.

why south africa?/ i have a nice warm bed saved for you eccles
dearest right here in west lafayette indiana in the good
ole u s of a

}>>>>>>>>Edwin alias the first one to use the newfangled thing
}>>>>>>>Sno!im alias and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
}>>>>>>Jester alias is [Ll]isa still around here?
}>>>>>Dan alias I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
}>>>>Jmesa alias Why can't I spell my name?
}>>>Jester alias Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
}>>[Ll]isa alias don't ya all like my quiz?
}>Jos aka I *HATE* aliases!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
}>	dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
}Eccles aka alias I-feel-better rm -r netlog*
Jester aka how about mail eccles < /etc/hosts ???
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Heya guys
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 05:57:53 GMT

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) writes:



>>>This is jester in a nifty new disguise... a new acct...
>>>in my effort to have jester@everywhere.on.planet.misc
>>>i have polled my accts to date....
>>>so......don't mail me.....i'll mail you from my 10+ accts
>>ahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.
>>Jester's got his silly real name back! hahahahahaha
>>Eccles aka You won't catch me doin' that.
>mnSio alias OK. So He's called Chris.

>    A T   L E A S T   H E   I S N ' T   B L O N D E ! ! ! !

YOU MALICIOUS BASTARD!!

Eccles aka I'm back and I'm filling the net with posts.

>    (Sorry... I just had to tell yuo all about Eccie.)
*sniff* no you didn't
From: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: beelzebubba
Date: 11 Sep 92 17:09:41 GMT
Reply-To: ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems


jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM  wanders around aimlessly:
> >jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
> >> ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM whistles through the trees:
> >> >gbloom@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dark Elf (Gregg Bloom)) writes:
> >> >> Yet again, ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM moans:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Who are all you naughty people, and why are you carrying those sharp
> >> >> >objects?
> >> >> What???  These sharpened nose-hairs?
> >> >Why yes, although I was referring to what you had in your (eeeww!) hands.
> >> Oh, are you looking for a *leg*?
> >> I think there was one back there somewhere...
> >Why are you dressed up as a tiger?
> 
> What? A tiger? In Africa?
> Don't be silly!
> 

Well, no, not a tiger, but you're dressed up like one.  
And what's that behind you?

> >> > >> >PKT aka I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me.
> >> >> Dark Elf aka Okay... where are you hiding THIS time?!?!?!?
> >> >trying hard not to be seen, I remain, 
> >> >PKT aka Keep Your Head Down!!!
> >> mesAj aka There he is!!! (KA-BLOOM!)
> >PKT aka it's a man's deathHHlife being blown to bits.
> Same J aka I'll have your being blown to bits, dear. I love it!!

PKT aka cannibalism in Africa?  Don't be silly!
___________________________________________________________________________
Peter K. Taylor			||	Grab your egg-and-fours and	
right hemisphere, 		||	let's get the bacon delivered!
leftoverture,			||			mpfc
Markham, ON, Canada		||-----------------------------------------
				||   That's the news, & I am outa here.....
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: CMS Soundblaster: brian
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 03:40:42 GMT

In article <DJOHNSON.92Sep14210435@cayenne.gac.edu>
djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
 
>
>In article <16862F8D9.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
>.In article <DJOHNSON.92Sep13110428@cayenne.gac.edu>
>.djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
>
>.>
>.>In article <3418@dozo.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos Horsmeier) writes:
>.>
>.>.In article <gunnarh.91.716157840@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>.>.>In article <1992Sep10.005014.19397@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au
>.>.|(David Bromage) writes:
>.>.|
>.>.|
>.>.|..NOTHING!!!!
>.>.|..NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!
>.>.|
>.>.|-----G
>.>
>.>.Disgusting, isn't it?
>.>
>.>Absolutely!  I'm shocked, and my wife had a seizure.
>.>
>.>.Jos aka Did I Miss Anything?
>.>
>.>Well, Aunt Maude has shingles, so we're all going to go help her roof
>.>her house, and Larry the Guy-who-lives-down-the-street had his hand
>.>caught in the paper punch at work, and now it's all holy.  The mayor
>.>spontaneously turned into a small pile of purple goo.  In
>.>international news I went to the bathroom.  Africa was found to be a
>.>giant Alka-Seltzer tablet.  In England, nine mooses and a jet liner
>.>named Sven were elected Queen.  People in Southern Europe complain
>.>that a loud "Fizzing" sound is keeping them awake at night.  Aaand
>.>Jester has heart worms and is going to have to be put to sleep.
>.>
>.>Dan aka Say goodbye to the little guy, I'll go call the vet.
>.Chris aka Don't they have pills for that sort of thing?
>
>You know Jester when it comes to pills, you give him one and he takes
>the bottle.  Now I don't worry so much for him, but I can't let him
>harm the innocent and helpless worms with his own dangerous
>indulgences.  Thus, we'll have to put him down.  Sorry guy.
>
>Dan aka Always concerned for the little guys.
I must protest!  I am NOT a little guy.  You try liftin' those buffalos out
of the way!
Chris aka Yeah, that's what *she* said. . .
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I wanna get stoned
Date: 8 Sep 92 02:03:01 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <6023@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@cholesky.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) drools:

>Are there any *women* out there?
Yes, I was one this morning for several hours.

>Michael alias aka nom-de-plume nickname 
James dld Nice base, ya got here, Colonel. You can't be too carefule,
	ya know.  Fings break, don't they?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Subject: Re: What is this, a cascade?
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 20:43:37 GMT

In <1992Sep9.162804.1605@seq.uncwil.edu> jtaylor@seq.uncwil.edu (J.T.) mambos:

>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:

>>In article <1992Sep08.120338.14528@DIALix.oz.au>
>>meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
>> 
>>>
>>>lutan@oolong.hacks.arizona.edu (Vance R. Haemmerle) writes:
>>>
>>>>In article <1992Sep4.180355.14291@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>, jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes...
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}>One-third the size of its bum if it's got three buttocks!
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>}A bird with eyes like a plum, and it's got me colcuts!
>>>>>>>>>>>>}>My gun within a sum equals my dead mothers in Colsax.
>>>>>>>>>>>>}*sigh* Some heathen with a gun took my head waiter's handbag.
>>>>>>>>>>>>*fart*-exsqueeze me...I shot the waiter with a hypodermic
>>>>>>>>>>>*belch* Bugger off! I couldn't eat another bite!
>>>>>>>>>>*aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchoooooooo* I think I'm allergic to it!
>>>>>>>>>*kaploooooeeee* Ms. Niggerbaiter's exploded!
>>>>>>>>*splat* *splat* *splat* Oooh look!  It's raining niggerbait!
>>>>>>>*squish* *squish* *squish* Was that a puddle of niggerbaiter or
>>>>>>>do I have to get my feet oiled again?
>>>>>>That depends....what size are your feet?
>>>>>Approx. 1/3 the size of my bum (*oh, what a giveaway!!*) each.
>>>>Can I just butt in at this point and say that this is in fact
>>>>the very first time I've appeared in this newsgroup.
>>>No I'm sorry there isn't time, and besides this is *NOT* a newsgroup.
>>>By the silly kniggits here alone you shoulda figured that out. :)
>>>
>>>>>>>>>Ratboy aka Right! This has gone far enough!
>>>>>>>>Meetch aka No it hasn't.  I can still see it.
>>>>>>>James aka Well, then you must not be doing it right!
>>>>>>JT aka will it please raise its hand..er apendage? and what relation
>>>>>>        is 'it' to 'this'?
>>>>>James aka 'it' will stop asking questiions, my precious!! (deceased)
>>>>Vance alias Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lin-bus-stop-
>>>>            F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel
>>>Meetch aka Kevin Phillips Bong aka *singing* CLIMB EVERY MOUNTAIN....
>>Chris aka Streeeeeeeaaaaam every Foooooorrrrrrrd (that doesn't sound quite
>>right....)
>JT aka  Bleach every Rainbow?
Amjes aka Can it be that we are also simple then,
	Or has time rewritten every time,
	If we had a chance to do if all against
	tell me would we, did we?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: maybe a FAQ - complete list of movies
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 23:30:36 GMT


>Consequently my question: Could anyone please post (or email me)
>a list of movies by all or some of the Monty Python group.
>Maybe we could set up a `complete' movie list; -- I definitely
>will post a summary of the information I get.

Yeah.. I were thinking of doing that. I thin I will. (At some
stage.)

>Thanks to all who now begin to hack some lines into their keyboards!
Yeah... it's so much fun typing with an axe, isn't it?

>Herwig
mNSi...o
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Phylosophers song
Keywords: Ni, Pang, Neeeewonm
Date: 15 Sep 92 00:01:33 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) goes:

>>G'day.  I am looking for the lyrics of the Phylosophers song.  I would be most
>>appreciative of anyone who would peck my pointers in the proper direction or
>>send me such.  Subtractionally, I would be greatful for any intelligence on the
>>whereabouts of FTP addresses with Python transcripts.  Thanks.

>YEAH! ME too!
>Aaaaaargh!
>mSNiooooooooooooooooooo

If you don't shut up I shall post the Lumberjack Song as well!!

James aka THAT oughta put the fear of Bartholomew into 'em!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: aka license
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 08:25:24 GMT

In article <1992Sep8.173253.23458@newscan.canada.sun.com>
ptaylor@airfarce.Canada.Sun.COM writes:
 
>
>
>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>> }>>>>>>>>Edwin fnork the first one to use the newfangled thing
>> }>>>>>>>Sno!im fnork and I'm second! NANANA BOO BOO!
>> }>>>>>>Jester fnork is [Ll]isa still around here?
>> }>>>>>Dan fnork I don't taste good, I'm not kosher
>> }>>>>Jmesa fnork Why can't I spell my name?
>> }>>>Jester fnork Hey [Ll]isa, wanna make bouncy bouncy?
>> }>>[Ll]isa fnork don't ya all like my quiz?
>> }>Jos fnork I *HATE* fnorkes!!! They smell like my grandmother, and she's
>> }>dead for quite some time now, you know! Yeach!
>> }Chris fnork (That's FNORK, not fnork) Now fnork-repellant sprays and bug-lights
>> }being created in my basement.
>> Jester fnork I changed them all to fnork..it looks nice now....
>
>PKT aka I like it this way better.
>Chris aka Oh, fnork you!
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Phylosophers song
Date: 15 Sep 92 01:20:32 GMT
Organization: Youngstown State University

In article <1992Sep15.000133.11966@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
 
>
>sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney) goes:
>
>>>G'day.  I am looking for the lyrics of the Phylosophers song.  I would be most
>>>appreciative of anyone who would peck my pointers in the proper direction or
>>>send me such.  Subtractionally, I would be greatful for any intelligence on the
>>>whereabouts of FTP addresses with Python transcripts.  Thanks.
>
>>YEAH! ME too!
>>Aaaaaargh!
>>mSNiooooooooooooooooooo
>
>If you don't shut up I shall post the Lumberjack Song as well!!
>
>James aka THAT oughta put the fear of Bartholomew into 'em!
Chris aka What if Bartholomew wants to *keep* his fear?? But nobody ever
thinks of that!  NOOOOOOOOO!  Everyone for himself all the time, that's what
I think!  Poor Bartholomew would be fearless! <shudder>.
From: jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Jester
Date: 8 Sep 92 01:50:47 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <6006@m1.cs.man.ac.uk> bane@newton.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) writes:

>In article <1992Sep3.210602.2914@news.ysu.edu>, af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes:
>>
>>That's ok Jester *I* could never forget you *nudge nudge*
>>
>>Lisa aka a strange women lying in a pond distributing swords
>Oh... can I have one please
Yes, splunge me, too!

>Michael aka why do these "supervisors" keep hassling you?
James aka To get to the other side.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: Aka
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 21:17:04 GMT

In article <Auto2.20@> Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
>From: Auto2@ (Orakel)
>Subject: Aka
>Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 18:14:24 GMT
>What is Aka.......

Here we go again!

---Doom aka OINK, OINK!


          /\           | I didn't say this.      | "I never forget a
        /    \         | My supervisor would     | face. Especially
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       | when I've sat
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________| on it."
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          | -Kathleen Turner
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no| Crimes of passion
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From: julian@fraser.sfu.ca (Julian Shillcock)
Subject: Re: Wanted: Mr. John Cleese's address
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 17:02:14 GMT

bane@newton.ma.man.ac.uk (Mr. Magic) writes:

>In article <1992Sep10.140455.163@csghsg5a.bitnet>, phogenkamp@csghsg5a.bitnet writes:
>>Hi all.
>>
>>A friend of mine is looking for a way to write to JOHN CLEESE,
>>at his private address, his agency, company, fanclub or however.
>>
>>Any hints?
>>
>>Thanks in advance,
>>Peter

>I think 

>Mr. Cleeses.
>Fawlty Towers,
>Dorset
>ENGLAND


>will do the trick

Not quite:

Basil Fawlty
Fawlty Towers
Torquay
Devon
ENGLAND

is more like it.

julian

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