HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: gah2468@bcsaic.boeing.com (Geoffrey Hazel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Life  3.5
Date: 19 Aug 92 16:31:46 GMT
Organization: Boeing Computer Services AI Center, Seattle

In article <"17-Aug-92.22:31:57.PDT".*.Henry_Cate_III.OSBU_North@Xerox.com> cate3.osbu_north@xerox.com writes:
>
>----------------------------------------------------
>
>Too bad Swarthmore doesn't have correspondingly funny tales:  all forms
>of fun are strictly against the rules there :-)

Well, I've got one:

I was dating a girl (briefly) at Swarthmore.  When we went to her dorm,
and were ready to leave, I started going out the side door.  WAIT! She
said.  That door is a fire door.  An alarm will sound!  Well, I examined
the door and could find no evidence nor any sign or indication that
would be true, so I went through it.  Nothing at all happened!  And she
said that all the girls in the dorm avoided going through that door
since the beginning of the year.

Well, it's not all that funny, but its true.
-- 
Geoff Hazel                  | Haven't you got some real work to get 
gah2468@bcsaic.boeing.com    | done now?
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From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 20:42:26 GMT

mikeu@dinar.sbi.COM (Michael Urbanski) writes:

>I always thought that if I had to name a network of machines,
>I would use words from Lewis Caroll's "Jabberwock".  Use the
>nonsense words like brillig, gyre, mimsy, borrowgroves, etc.

Hate to tell you this, but those words aren't nonsense, they're Saxon.  Rev.
Charles Dobson was an expert on the language.

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com (Not an official spokesman, blah, blah...)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: webdw@cbnews.cb.att.com (bruce.d.woods)
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 13:29:52 GMT
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.

In article <14106@auspex-gw.auspex.com> johnf@Auspex.COM (John Fereira) writes:
>In article <1992Aug17.181150.4911@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
>|In article <sc0LPB2w164w@opus.mcds.com> speers@opus.mcds.com (Daniel E. Speers) writes:
>|>   I support the right to bear arms, but what about arming bears?
>|>
>|>   Where do we draw the line?  Rocket Launchers to hunt dear?
>|
>|Hunting, hunting, hunting.  You keep talking about arms in relation
>|to hunting.  THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS NOT ABOUT HUNTING!!!  The colonials
>|weren't hunting when they rose up against their oppressor to gain
>|freedom.
>
>Hmmm. Did they have rocket launchers and semi-automatic rifles when the
>second amendment was passed?  Just wondering?
>

No, but the Second Amendment did allow the populace to freely
own and bear arms that were the equal of what any government
might own or use.  People who don't have a healthy fear of 
governments don't have a very long view of historical reality.
>-- 
>+============================================================================++
>| John Fereira            "Is that all you ever think about?"                |
>| johnf@auspex.com                                                           |
>+============================================================================++


Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: hafn@quads.uchicago.edu (Tom Hafner)
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Reply-To: hafn@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 22:58:51 GMT

I saw this somewhere.
Try naming them "up" and "down".
You can get interesting messages like,

up going down in 3 minutes.
down is back up again.

Or try "earth".  People may become fairly consternated when they read:

earth going down in 5 minutes.  Please logout.



----------
Tom Hafner          TTTTTTTTTTTTTT   OOOOO    MMM      MMM 
                    TTTTTTTTTTTTTT  OO   OO   MMMM    MMMM 
                         TTTT      OO     OO  MMMMM  MMMMM 
hafn@quads.uchicago.edu  TTTT      OO     OO  MMM MMMM MMM 
University of Chicago    TTTT       OO   OO   MMM  MM  MMM 
Chicago,IL               TTTT        OOOOO    MMM      MMM 
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Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
From: erikm@microsoft.com (Erik Madsen)
Subject: THE RULES
Date: 17 Aug 92 18:38:11 GMT
Organization: Microsoft Corporation




                               THE RULES

1.  THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES.

2.  The rules are subject to changes at any time without prior
    notification.

3.  No male can possibly know all the rules.  Nearly all females are born
    with this knowledge.

4.  If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she may
    immediately change some or all of the rules.

5.  THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.

6.  If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding, which was
    a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7.  If Rule #6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing
    the misunderstanding.

8.  THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME.

9.  The male must never change his mind without the express written
    consent of the female.

10.  THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ANY TIME.

11.  The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him
     to be angry or upset.

12.  The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or
     not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13.  ANY ATTEMPT TO CHANGE OR ALTER THESE RULES COULD RESULT IN SEVERE
     BODILY HARM.




Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.politics.clinton,talk.politics.guns
From: cescript@mtu.edu (Charles Scripter)
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Keywords: joke, very funny, haha, etc.
Organization: Michigan Technological University
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 21:04:03 GMT

In article <183135@pyramid.pyramid.com>, glambert@pyramid.com (George Lambert)
writes:

> Find another excuse for the RKBA (which I support, though I don't want any of
> the damn things).  

OK, let's be rigorous about this.  I don't need an excuse, since it's
a Constitutionally guaranteed _Right_.  I don't need to make arguments
in support of *Rights*.

-- 
Charles Scripter   *   cescript@phy.mtu.edu
Dept of Physics, Michigan Technological University, Houghton, MI 49931
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal)
Subject: Re: The Cat In the Hat
Organization: liver ---> spleen
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 17:01:13 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.231940.13438@microsoft.com> erikm@microsoft.com
(Erik Madsen) writes:

>  _The Cat in the Hat_
>  by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages.  Beginner Books, $3.95

>  The Cat in the Hat is a hard-hitting novel of prose and poetry
>  in which the author re-examines the dynamic rhyming schemes and
>  bold imagery of some of his earlier works, most notably _Green
>  Eggs and Ham_, _If I Ran the Zoo_, and _Why Can't I Shower With
>  Mommy?_  In this novel, Theodore Geisel, writing under the
>  pseudonym Dr. Seuss, pays homage to the great Dr. Sigmund Freud
>  in a nightmarish fantasy of a renegade feline helping two young
>  children understand their own frustrated sexuality.

If you liked this, check out "The Pooh Perplex" for a collection of
analytical essays of the Winnie the Pooh series.
-- 
Sam Saal      kingfish!saal OR saal@kingfish.att.com
		Note new machine name
	Vayiftach HaShem et Peah Ha`Aton
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: st1oo@rosie.uh.edu
Subject: SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: University of Houston
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 18:08:00 GMT

 ( I GOT A COPY OF THESE A FEW YEARS AGO AT WORK.)  I SAW A REQUEST FOR
 THIS EARLIER, SO HERE GOES.

BUT FIRST.....

			PLAIN FACTS

	SCIENTIST HAVE DETERMINED THAT THE AVERAGE TIME OF INTERCOURSE IS
FOUR MINUTES.  THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF STROKES PER MINUTE IS NINE, MAKIN THE
AVERAGE INTERCOURSE CONSIST OF THIRTY-SIX STROKES.  SINCE THE AVERAGE 
LENGTH IS SIX INCHES, THE AVERAGE GIRL RECEIVES 216 INCHES, OR 18 FEET, PER
INTERCOURSE.  THE AVERAGE GIRL DOES IT ABOUT THREE TIMES A WEEK, FIFTY WEEKS
OUT OF THE YEAR, AND 150 TIMES 18 MAKES 2700 FEET, OR JUST A LITTLE OVER
HALF A MILE.  SO; GIRLS, IF YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOU HALF MILE EVERY YEAR,
WHY NOT LET THE MAN WHO GAVE YOU THIS TO READ HELP YOU CATCH UP?


			THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON

	ONE NIGHT WHEN HIS CHARGE WAS PRETTY HIGH, MICRO-FARAD DECIDED
TO SEEK OUT A CUTE LITTLE COIL TO LET HIM DISCHARGE.
	HE PICKED UP MILLI-AMP AND TOOK HER FOR A RIDE ON HIS MEGACYLE.
THEY RODE ACROSS THE WHEATSTONE BRIDGE, AROUND THE SINE WAVES, AND STOPPED
IN THE MAGNETIC FIELD BY A FLOWING CURRENT.
	MICRO-FARAD, ATTRACTED BY MILLI-AMP'S CHARACTERISTIC CURVES, SOON
HAD HER FULLY CHARGED AND EXCITED WITH HER RESISTANCE TO MINIMUM.  HE LAID
ON THE GROUND POTENTIAL, RAISED HER FREQUENCY, AND LOWERED HER RELUCTANCE.
	HE PULLED OUT HIS HIGH VOLTAGE PROBE AND INSERTED IT IN HER SOCKET;
CONNECTING THEM IN PARALLEL, AND BEGAN SHORT CIRCUITING HER RESISTANCE
SHUNT.  FULLY EXCITED, MILLI-AMP MUMBLED "OHM*, OHM*, OHM*."
	WITH HIS TUBE OPERATING AT A MAXIMUM AND HER FIELD VIBRATING WITH
HIS CURRENT FLOW, IT CAUSED HER SHUNT TO OVERHEAT, AND MICRO-FARAD WAS
RAPIDLY DISCHARGED AND DRAINED OF EVERY LAST ELECTRON.
	THEY FLUXED ALL NIGHT TRYING VARIOUS CONNECTIONS AND SOCKETS UNTIL
HIS MAGNET HAD A SOFT CORE AND LOST ALL OF ITS FIELD STRENGTH.  AFTERWARDS,
MILLI-AMP TRIED SELF-INDUCTION AND DAMAGED HER SOLENOIDS.  WITH HIS 
BATTERY FULLY DISCHARGED, MICRO-FARAD WAS UNABLE TO EXCITE HIS FIELD, SO
THEY SPENT THE REST OF THE NIGHT REVERSING POLARITY AND BLOWING EACH OTHER'S
FUSES.

P.S.
IF ANYONE HAS ANY RELATED JOKES
COULD YOU PLEASE POST THEM OR E-MAIL
IT AND ANY OTHER ENGINEERING RELATED
JOKE?  THANKS

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Subject: Re: Polack joke ?
Organization: /usr/local/rn/organization
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 19:18:25 GMT

In article <1992Aug17.045829.5471@gagme.chi.il.us> anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec) writes:
>In article <1992Aug13.172634.202372@uctvax.uct.ac.za> lwsand03@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>>Overheard at the Barcelona Olympics...
>>
>>
>> Q- Are you a pole-vaulter?
>> 
>>            A- No I'm a German, but how did you know my first name?
>
>Gee, if you figured this was a polish joke you must have that
>shit under your skull checked.

Ah, I see the problem. You guys are built upside-down.

Mike
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From: sorgatz@avatar.tti.com (sorgatz)
Subject: Re: Commercials we'd like to see
Organization: Transaction Technology Inc.
Distribution: usa
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 00:43:00 GMT

In article <1992Aug6.190312.4101@njitgw.njit.edu> lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt) writes:
>Anyone have any others?

 Uhuh..the old toothpaste ad where mom comes in and finds lil Chester eating thecenter layer out of a choclate cake:

  Mom: "Chester! That was tonite's dessert!"
  Chester: "..blummmfmmmm..I was HUNGRY!"
  Mom: "You were hungry?!!"
  Announcer: "excuse me Mam, but aren't you going to have him BRUSH HIS TEETH?"
  Mom: <with Chester held by his hair> "Mister, WHEN I GET THRU WITH THIS KID
   HE'LL BE LUCKY IF HE'S GOT ANY TEETH LEFT!"

 Then there's the Encyclopedia Brit. Ad with the smart-assed little nerd in the
 red silk shirt:

  Announcer: "so you were doing a report for school and you turned to the 
   the Encyclopedia.."
  SALN: "I think I already said that...you're being redundant...even for an
   adult!"
  Announcer: "So? How did you do on that report?"
  SALN: "..got a D+..."
  Announcer: "Why not an A?"
  SALN: "Overkill. I found so much good information I used it all...my teacher
   took notice of it and rewarded me for what she claimed was an outstanding
   example of plagiarism...look at these pictures! I used them too...I guess
   most women's Labia minora are NOT shaped e x a c t l y like these and she's
   got the Encyclopedia too..."
  Announcer: "So if you'd be interested in previewing the Encyclopedia..."
  SALN:<butting in>"Hey straightneck! Lighten up, eh? If they want to buy these
   suckers, they'll call...right? Hey! look at this..I wonder if my teacher
   looks this good in handcuffs??...."

 Then there's the auto parts commercials that feature ex-Col. Chuck Yeager:

 <imagine Sandoz Pharm. has finally gone to market with acid>
  Announcer: "It's Col. Chuck Yeager...for Sandoz LSD-25!"
  <radio squelch-tail burst and a voice saying: "YYYEoooowwwwwwWWWW!" as a 
  psychedelic painted F14 swoops out of the sky, lands and a wizened old man
  with a pasley helmet climbs out. Walking towards the camera he says:>

  Col. Chuck: "Those other drugs promise performance, but with LSD-25 you get
   the POWER AND THE GLORY! LSD-25...it *IS* THE RIGHT STUFF!!"

OR:

  Announcer: "It's Col. Chuck Yeager for DRAMIMINE!"
  Col. Chuck: "..so there I was, at MACH .965 and sick to my stomach...so on
   the next flight I took DRAMIMINE! ..and my stomach never felt better! The
   Sound Barrier was broken..thank's to DRAMIMINE!"

;-)

 


	 
   

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: kelly@spyro.cray.com (Matt Kelly (4274))
Subject: Sven and Ole
Summary: Sven and Ole at the hotdog stand
Keywords: Sven and Ole
Distribution: rec.humor
Date: 17 Aug 92 16:40:55 CDT

Here's a Sven and Ole joke:

Sven and Ole were strolling down the streets of New York City.  They were both
hungry and ready for lunch.  As luck would have it, they happend to walk by
a hot dog vendor.  

"Ve'll have 2, please.", Ole said.

"Comin' right up!", said the vendor.

The vendor handed Sven and Ole their hot dogs.  Ole just looked at his hot
dog with dismay and said to Sven,  

"Well Sven, vut part of da dog did YOU get???!!!"


- Matt

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: forman@fraser.sfu.ca (Pamela Catherine Forman)
Subject: Re: Lyrics to Pubic Hair Song
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 05:22:19 GMT

Now that we have the words to the Rodeo Song how 'bout the
words to the song about pubic hair.  You know, the one about:
I was sittin' in a greasy spoon, eatin' my hamburger with 
relish...something, something...and this guy leaned over and
asked me about a pubic hair on my food......
Ring any bells?  Who the heck recorded this?  Maclain & Maclain?







Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Organization: trunking_fixed
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 00:05:08 GMT

In article <MICHAEL.92Aug21162240@albert.bu.edu> michael@albert.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin) writes:
>In article <1992Aug21.151703.11576@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com> marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>
>I will not deny that there are U.S. citizens who are afficted 
>with a political/geographic chauvinism. Not all of us are, though,
>and I do not think it irrational to argue a point using terms
>with which we are familiar. This, as you said, is an international
>group- I do see Canadians posting their opposition to censorship
>based on terms posited on their constitution. I would not mind hearing
>how other governments have dealt with the issue within their
>constitutions either.
>
>As for offensive speech, just as one cannot successfully
>legislate morality, one cannot succesfully legislate good taste.
>Peer pressure, such as what you have exerted, does help to keep
>excesses of stupidity in check, regardless of one's nationality.
>In this country (The U.S.A.), however, stupid and offensive speech
>IS protected from governmental censorship by means of the 1st
>amendment. Is anyone willing to investigate how concerns of censorship
>is dealt with in internationally accesible media?
>
>I must ask you about your last comment, though.
>
>=or tell
>=him to mover over to the German group, Itallian group - whatever as
>=long as he stops bashing Polish culture.
>
>Are we to take this as meaning that you support free expression
>only as long as it doesn't insult yor particular ethnic group?
>I'm not trying to be insulting, I just want to clarify for myself
>the position you're taking. 
>
>Furthermore, in the interest of exploring this international
>community, would you care to share with us how the concerns
>of censorship are dealt with in your country? I, for one,
>would like to know.
>

Believe it or not there are some things which are damaging to
the society. For example, quite a few countries have outlawed 
pornagraphy, some other's have outlawed prostetution. For example
the burning of the American flag is also protected by an
ammendmant now. In regards to these jokes, they leave a negative  
perception in peoples minds as far as Polish culture is concerned.
As far as my government is concerned, some expression are not
allowed and are punished by fines or jail terms. You must also
consider that some negitive wording about some one ( which of
course is untruthful) my bring about a ruin to that person.
With regards to the American censorship, I think we all know
that such legislature has led to the demise of the American
Society in many facets of American life.

I would like to underline that I'm an engineer and not a law
expert, and these are my opions only (no one else's).

Secondly can you tell me where did you get that explanation
from, I mean wat law book you got if from?

regards,

mario s.:
From: catstyle@deja-vu.aiss.uiuc.edu (CatStyle )
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: please help me name my machine
Date: 12 Aug 92 17:35:55 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

In article <1992Aug10.154759.370@awdprime.austin.ibm.com> ibmpa!cdc017.austin.ibm.com!lkoh@ibminet.awdpa.ibm.com writes:
>
>We get to name our machines at work here, and I am 
>in desperate need of a new machine name in a hurry!  
>Can you help me?  

Call it "smooey."

On one leg of our network our servers are named after strip joints:

    deja-vu (Deja Vu in Springfield, IL and others)
    bigal   (Big Al's in Peoria, IL)
    malibu  (Malibu Bay in Champaign, IL)

On the subject of deja-vu, I'm in the process of changing my archives from 
a dos structure to a unix structure (i.e. better naming).  I also uncompressed
everything to eliminate all the compression questions I get and also to make
the material available through gopher.

If you have a gopher server, you can include the following definition:

Name=CatStyle's Archives
Type=1
Port=7997
Path=ftp.aiss.uiuc.edu@/misc/fun/
Host=gopher.aiss.uiuc.edu

CatStyle
jrh@uiuc.edu
From: tammy@ms-1.gvl.unisys.com (Tammy Draper)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bumper Stickers
Date: 13 Aug 92 17:51:35 GMT
Organization: Unisys Defense Systems, Great Valley Labs, Paoli, Pa

In article <16840B83D.R2MSM@VM1.CC.UAKRON.EDU> r2msm@vm1.cc.uakron.edu writes:
>In article <1992Aug11.162334.422@cse.uta.edu>
>ajwani@cse.uta.edu (Ashish N Ajwani) writes:

Stuff deleted..

>>                BUT HOW YOU WIGGLE YOUR WORM.
>>
>>4) Needless to say this guy's BOSS was probably giving him a hard time:
>>
>>        MY BOSS IS LIKE A DIAPER,
>>                ALWAYS ON MY ARSE AND OFTEN FULL OF SHIT.
> 
>How about this one (its actually an old one....)
> 
>        MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!
>        (See Driver for Details)
> 
>Madhav (r2msm@vm1.cc.uakron.edu)
> 
> 

 In our area you see alot of bumper stickers that say:

  "Pround parent of a <insert school> honor student"

 And in retaliation, a newer version has cropped up:
 
  "My kid beat up your <insert school> honor student"


 
 Tammy

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 *  Yes, I work for Unisys Defense.  I am currently defending my chocolate.    *
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The Rodeo Song (I think all of it)
From: hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III)
Date: 20 Aug 92 13:34:28 PDT
Distribution: world
Organization: M&E (Division of EDS), Cypress CA
Keywords: Rodeo Sally Pecker in hand


Thanks to all who responded to my plea ( I guess maybe this thing really
does work .... Nah).

I believe these to be the entire set of lyrics to the song, although I
still don't know who does it, or where you can get it.


THE RODEO SONG
==============

It's 40 below,
I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck
And I'm off to the Rodeo

It's an alaman left
and an alaman right
come on you fuckin' dummy
get your right step right
get off the stage you god damn jew
cause you done
pissed me off,
You fuckin' jerk
You get on my nerves

Here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man
And he's off to the Rodeo

It's an alaman left
and an alaman right
come on you fuckin' dummy
get your right step right
get off the stage you god damn jew
cause you done
pissed me off,
You fuckin' jerk
You get on my nerves

Well here comes Sally
with her panties in her hand
she's a one night stand
and she's off to the Rodeo


===========================

Enjoy!

Griff Hamlin III (hamling@mdcbbs.com)