From: patrick@blanco.is.rice.edu (Can you figure it out, Steve?)
Newsgroups: talk.abortion
Subject: Re: Hey, Susan Garvin!
Date: 9 Sep 1992 00:59:02 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Hermann Hospital Jones Pavilion Nomads, this time

In article <1992Sep8.152330.9676@csus.edu>, chaneysa@nextnet.ccs.csus.edu (Steve Chaney : Borg Operating Space Systems, Revision 2.0) writes:
>
>This is very much a carpet-bomb attack on Susan Garvin, as she has justly
>deserved it for months.

Well, little fella, you missed.  Guess that comes from too much flapping 
your wings around the computer room going "vroom! vroom!"...

>So if Chris Dicely or Darcy Elizabeth Howe or their type are reading this,
>and they are morally opposed to the kind of carnage I inflict in response to
>the Sludge that Susan Garvin and Harumphrey's Heroes hurl at me, type 'n'
>now.

No, just the average human will hit the 'n' at this point...

>It has become quite obvious that the words "Abortion is strictly a FEMALE
>issue and all my opponents are OPERATION RESCUE BIBLE-THUMPERS - but I'll
>never abuse any pro-life kids I may have!!!" is the consummate,
>one-sentence application of your entire working vocabulary, grammar skills,
>reasoning abilities, and your ability to con people.

What a maroon.  Susan's not too likely to have *any* kids, for reasons
you're well aware of -- but I'll let her work you over with the butter
knife.

>You have tried to slam me and Doug Holtsinger, and numerous others, with
>that New Jersey Sludge you call your intelligent posts to talk.abortion,
>and all you have proven is that the one sentence I wrote in describing your
>opinions, summarizes all of your accumulated intellegence.

Nah.  She gave you a lot of rope, and true to form, you hanged yourself.
(Just like you chickened out and ran away from me -- your current temper 
tantrum is proof of that.)

>Now, for some advice:

That'd be a hoot if you ever *did* give advice.

>*It wouldn't surprise me if you ran into a non-religious woman who was not
>a member of Operation Rescue, and who was pro-life, you would suffer a
>terminal neural brain error, and suddenly jump off of a cliff. Get help,
>Susan, and not from the Church of Scott Roby. Get a Reality Check (tm), get
>it soon, and get as much of it as you can. We would hate to see such a
>rabid pro-abort like you, go throw yourself off a cliff because your
>fantasy universe got sucked into a black hole - we need you alive and well
>so that when we say "pro-abortion feminazi lunatics," we have proof on
>hand.

Yep, Mr. Compassion seems to have his motor running...

>*It wouldn't surprise me if one of your burning bra's caught fire on the
>drapes and set your whole house ablaze. So please, if you're going to burn
>bras, burn them in a safe place. Your house burning down because the flames
>caught onto your drapes, does nothing good for the pro-lifers. It puts a
>pro-abort out in the streets, increases the homeless problem, and gives
>Planned Parenthood one more economics-based argument for their cause. And
>it would probably result in a TV story and the arrival of Fund for a
>Feminist Majority, which would pick you up, and send you on Becky
>Bell-style national, well-paid crusades to lecture to all of America about
>how pro-lifers caused you to burn your house down out of sheer anger.

Another compassionate, caring statement from Mr. Family Values, I see...

>*It wouldn't surprise me if you had watched Thelma and Louise the day
>before you flamed Siren to death over her peace pleas and her comments
>about Mark Kaufman. Please, remember to watch your aim - Thelma and Louise
>were trained actors using make-believe guns. In REAL LIFE, you might come
>in low and fast with guns blazing, and hit friendly troops in the process.
>NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.

Gee, Steve (and your virtual pal Dennis) -- it must be hard to ignore
the fact that Siren herself shot you down in flames not a week ago.  
(But I guess that just doesn't happen in your little fantasy.)

>*It wouldn't surprise me if you were sent to an insane asylum because when
>you heard the Rush Limbaugh show coming from a car radio, you screamed
>yourself hoarse at the nearest telephone pole, spray-painted the walls with
>pro-abortion propaganda and NOW logo's, and began mauling Catholic priests
>with coat hangers in the name of religious freedom. Get help, Susan.

She's getting more help than you'll ever deserve -- and about 1E-27 of what
YOU need.  But then again, she's not a little psychopath like you, so that's
understandable.

>AND, most of all, DON'T INHALE.

A pity you couldn't keep to that practice yourself, 18 years ago.

>BTW, my .sig as you can tell, tells the whole world (thanks to Doug
>H.) just how HYPOCRITICAL you are. Like it? No? Tough shit. 
>
>'nuff said.

Nah.  40 blank lines is more like what you said, when it's analyzed.
(You should know hypocrisy really well, too -- you're the #1 practicioner
of it around these parts, lately...)

-- 
Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
    +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 797-2646 at Hermann Hospital. 

                       (another stealth .sig...quiet!)