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From: rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: NZ
Date: 13 Sep 92 18:06:20 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:

>In article <1992Sep8.140754.16329@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au>, rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos) writes:
>>thecure@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (the cure) writes:
>>
>>
>>What's the worst time of the year for New Zealanders?
>>  Shearing season - all of their VELCRO accessories are useless!
>>
>>George.

>A loud-mouthed Austr(alien) was cricticsing the food in a restarurant.
>Holding up a piece of meat to the waitress for inspection, he asked,
>"Do you call that pig?"
>"Which end of the fork are you talking about," she replied.

A similar thing can be said about NewZealanders performing the countrys'
prefered recreational activity (ie: Do you call that a New Zealander? Which
end of the sheep are you talking about?)

George.
From: djm@kbs.citri.edu.au (David Mills)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: One for the girls
Date: 8 Sep 92 05:30:50 GMT
Distribution: aus



Q. What's the difference between a man and a pig?







A. A pig doesn't turn into a man after 6 drinks.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: sgccjpr@citec.oz.au (Jeremy Rixon)
Subject: Re: Australia's naughty home video ????
Organization: CITEC
Distribution: aus
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 02:29:35 GMT

c8908461@jupiter.newcastle.edu.au (Robert Lang) writes:

>dnryan@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Damien RYAN) writes:

>>I didn't watch this last night, but saw a article in the sun today
>>saying that it was pulled off half way through for showing people 
>>and animals having sex (not with each other).

>>Could someone who watched it please post details of what was so
>>bad they pulled it off half way through.

[Lots of wonderfully gross bits deleted]

>There was some severe grossness in there, but it was just so damn funny
>that it was a shame when they took it off.
	
	You left out the guy with the maggots in his mouth..
	It was truly disgusting.

>Funny bit was they said "Due to a technical difficulty, we cannot continue
>the program", when it was obvious to all that someone, somewhere was offended.

>Great show, shame to miss half of it.
	I have a sneaking suspicion that it was planned that way..

Jeremy
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: s894850@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Tejay Sener)
Subject: Blind Dog
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.
Distribution: aus.jokes
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 20:54:40 EST
Summary: Hot, windy, beach, babes, suntan-lotion,.. etc
Keywords: Key, ummm lock?, door, keyhole, etc..


My brother in lau has gotta (I'ts not a , it's notta, it snot a,.)
just practising. Anyway hes got a dog! Yes a dog with ears and snout,
and tail, you know the type.
Abyway it's pretty unruly, really. No manners or training. Hasn't even 
been to tafe. 'Dis dog is chained most of the time and doesn't go very
far much at all, but it is named lightning. Probably for it's ability
to get an erection.
Anyway on wiff da storey. I felt.. sorry yes sorry for the mongrel.
So one day I took it 4 a walk (more like drag). For some exercise and
maybe I'd meet another chick (sorry sheila) wiff a dog and strike up
an erection (sorry conversation or sumfin. 
The bloody fing is so diffikult to kontrol. It just lunges from one
tree to the next sniffing other dogs shit and piss. Naturally the dog
got his erection. It was murder just trying to go around da block wiff
it. I feared it was gonna brake its liish and run off with some bitch
(elope? do dogs elope?). I held on tight and close to the collar.
and eventually managed to drag the fing back home and tie it. Met 
no good looking chicks (sorry sheilas) dough, sigh..

The joke yes; I was doin some homework larst nite and I fought of a prank
that just blew my concentration to smitherenes. Why not exchange dis
dog with a blind dog (You know the type that leads blind people, I dont
need to explain it to you..). Can you imagine the scenario? Just do a
switch while they are waiting at the lights, or perhaps on the corner 
selling pens. I burst out larfing just finking of the fun that could be had
just watching dis mongrel lead the poor blind person  from tree to tree,
running after other dogs (I think it's a bisexual dog). 

Do I have to own up to dis?

(Spelling is mainly the fault of IBM, not mine since they are the ones who
put the letters in awkward to find places.)


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Tejay at s894850@minyos.rmit.oz.au      

The part mint ov fiziks, RMIT.. " I'm a product of dis society, Therefore
                                   the whole of society is responsible for
				   what I say."
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From: rjm@peg.pegasus.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Blonde Jokes (N.O.I.)
Date: 11 Sep 92 00:54:00 GMT
Nf-ID: #N:peg:993800054:000:786
Nf-From: peg.pegasus.oz.au!rjm    Sep 10 19:54:00 1992



BLONDE  JOKES

By Nathan Morsillo

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing side to side?
A: A wind tunnel


Q: Why does a Blonde only change her baby's dipers once every month?
A: Because it says right on it " good for up to 20 pounds".

Q: Why should Blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes to long to retrain them.

Q: Why did the Blonde scale the glass wall?
A: Because she wanted to see what was on the other side.

Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q:
[D[A[C[C[C[C[C[C[CHow is a blonde the same as a screen door?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.


That's all for now. If you want a complete listing give me an Email adress
to post them to.

NATHAN MOR
From: s861022@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Harry the Dirty Dog)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Funny disgusting t-shirt designs !
Keywords: supercalifragilisticexpialladocious
Date: 9 Sep 92 18:28:53 GMT
Organization: Green Bomb Design Team & Assoc.

ednstras@kraken.itc.gu.edu.au (Michael Strasser) writes:
>You know the Nike slogan "JUST DO IT".  I recently saw a woman wearing a
>T-shirt which had on it:
>	JUST DID IT

I've seen a T-shirt saying 
	"STOP STARING AT MY TITS"

-- 
Harry the Dirty Dog		"That's one...small step...for a six foot dog...
[Philipp Grawe]			 Phhfft...one...giant leap...for a three foot
Near Permanent RMIT Student	 rabbity thing.."
s861022@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au		- Sam and Max: Bad Day on the Moon
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: "Bob Montante" <bobmon@sandshark.cs.indiana.edu>
Subject: Re: amusing system errors 
Organization: dyskaryotic
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 12:45:20 -0500

| 
|   > The DECstation session manager generates an error - 
|   > 
|   > Warning: Window Manager is confused
| 
| Sorry, not nearly as good as one well known in our company, generated
| by the DEC Ada runtime:
| 
| Error:  Hardware or Software Error
| 
| Do DEC have a monopoly on these?  Surely someone from an IBM site has
| something to contribute?


IBM used to have error messages like IEH4033 and other hilarious
strings.  You needed a few yards of documentation to determine whether
that meant "Console Operator terminated for improper attire" or "Disk
Access failed --- insufficient profit margins".
From: djm@kbs.citri.edu.au (David Mills)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: White collar criminal
Date: 11 Sep 92 05:22:56 GMT
Distribution: aus


There was this white collar criminal called Phil.  Phil got caught one day,
went to trial, got convicted and ended up in jail.  They put him in a cell
with this huge, mean looking guy.  The first night after lights out, when Phil
was trying to go to sleep, his cell mate pipe up and said, "Hey, you wanna
play a game?"

Not wanting to offend hi cell mate, Phil descided that he'd better say yes,
so he says timidly "Oh, OK".

His cell mate continues, "How about mama's and papa's then?".  

Phil replies, "OK", again timidly.

The his cell mate asks, "You wanna be mama or papa?"

Phil thinks about this.  He realises that if he is "mama", he'll probably get
raped and split in two, so he replies, "I'll be papa".

His cell mate then says, "Well get up here and suck mamass cock."
From: frank@whare.cavebbs.welly.gen.nz (Frank van der Hulst)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Antipodes
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 92 10:17:50 NZT
Organization: Tech-Soft Systems, Wellington NZ

erhellfr@cip.informatik.uni-erlangen.de (Edgar Hellfritsch) writes:

> Somebody told me the other day the earth was a huge round bowl floating
> in space, and that Australia was right on the opposite side of it.
> 
> I, -- I really can't believe that. I mean, if I'm standing here on top of the
> earth, how do people on the bottom side keep from falling into space? 

They wear heavy boots :-)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: 6 legs...
From: jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle )
Date: 4 Sep 92 22:48:53 PDT
Distribution: aus
Organization: California State University, Bakersfield

I seem to remember hearing that joke before . . . I guess you forgot to cancel 
it, ey?

Jennifer
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From: s305152@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Spider)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: Australia's naughty home video ????
Date: 7 Sep 92 03:03:01 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia

In <1992Sep6.122901.23593@cs.uow.edu.au> u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling) writes:


>>>dnryan@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Damien RYAN) writes:

>If you were offended, do you not have an "off" switch on your television?

I was not offended all, in fact very little offends me.
However, I believe it was put on at an unsuitable timeslot, since there
are plenty of kids out there who stay up and watch Cheers, which is on after
this.

As for the switching channels bit, I agree totally.


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From: rod@bohra.cpg.oz.au (Rod Bruce)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: 6 legs...
Date: 14 Sep 92 01:16:08 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Computer Power Software

paul@redgum.ucnv.edu.au (Paul Smith) writes:

>matthew arkinstall writes:
>>Gareth Davies writes:
>>>Q:	What's got 6 legs & moves around a paddock in circles?
>>
>>>A: 	A ram doing a 'ewe'ee...
>>
Reminds me of a couple of baaaaaad ones,

=====
Have you heard of the 'Rams Motto'?

Fuck all ewes!

=====
An autralian news journo was sent over to NZ do some investigative reporting
on the plight of the kiwi sheep farmers.  Arriving at a property he found
the farmer behind the barn being unnaturally friendly with a sheep.

Jouno: "Why exactly are you doing that with a sheep?"
Farmer: "Well, us kiwi farmers really love our sheep."

Jouno: "How much do you love your sheep?"
Farmer: "Heaps! I wouldn't let any harm come to my sheep."

Jouno: "Do you shear them?"
Farmer: "No way! Find your own!"


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Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
From: u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling)
Subject: Re: Australia's naughty home video ????
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia
Distribution: aus
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 12:29:01 GMT

s305152@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Spider) misinterprets:

>>dnryan@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Damien RYAN) writes:
>>> I didn't watch this last night, but saw a article in the sun today
>>> saying that it was pulled off half way through for showing people 
>>> and animals having sex (not with each other).
>>> 
>>> Could someone who watched it please post details of what was so
>>> bad they pulled it off half way through.

>I saw a bit, but I think it was a pathetic excuse to show sex on t.v.
>It was titled funny videos, however I didn't think that most of it was 
>very funny at all. ( well one or two bits were ).

>The last bit they showed was a couple of people having sex in a park, and some
>perverted person actually stopped the car, and taped this. This segment went
>for at least 1 1/2 minutes, and was not funny at all.

>Why call it funny videos when it's not funny.......

No, no, no. It was called "Australia's *naughtiest* home videos".

If you were offended, do you not have an "off" switch on your television?

>||  ,---  __        _|   __   ___    ||  Roger van den Broek

________________________________
Richard.  u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au
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From: s305152@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Spider)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: Australia's naughty home video ????
Date: 5 Sep 92 04:08:20 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia


>dnryan@mundil.cs.mu.OZ.AU (Damien RYAN) writes:
>> I didn't watch this last night, but saw a article in the sun today
>> saying that it was pulled off half way through for showing people 
>> and animals having sex (not with each other).
>> 
>> Could someone who watched it please post details of what was so
>> bad they pulled it off half way through.

I heard that they received several thousand complaints in the 1st 20 minutes,
and Kerry Packer received complaints at home ( which I'm sure did not amuse him)
He then told the station to stop broadcasting it.

I saw a bit, but I think it was a pathetic excuse to show sex on t.v.
It was titled funny videos, however I didn't think that most of it was 
very funny at all. ( well one or two bits were ).

The last bit they showed was a couple of people having sex in a park, and some
perverted person actually stopped the car, and taped this. This segment went
for at least 1 1/2 minutes, and was not funny at all.

Why call it funny videos when it's not funny.......

I wonder whose ass will be fired for this one....


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From: gareth@lucifer.latrobe.edu.au (Gareth Who)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: Australia's naughty home video ????
Date: 6 Sep 92 23:18:05 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: La Trobe University

In article <551@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au> s305152@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Spider) writes:
>
>I heard that they received several thousand complaints in the 1st 20 minutes,
>and Kerry Packer received complaints at home ( which I'm sure did not amuse him)
>He then told the station to stop broadcasting it.
>
>I saw a bit, but I think it was a pathetic excuse to show sex on t.v.
>It was titled funny videos, however I didn't think that most of it was 
>very funny at all. ( well one or two bits were ).
>
>The last bit they showed was a couple of people having sex in a park, and some
>perverted person actually stopped the car, and taped this. This segment went
>for at least 1 1/2 minutes, and was not funny at all.
>
>Why call it funny videos when it's not funny.......
>
>I wonder whose ass will be fired for this one....

You hated it so much you had to watch all of it...

Gareth.

-- 

gareth@lucifer.latrobe.edu.au
From: paul@redgum.ucnv.edu.au (Paul Smith)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: 6 legs...
Date: 1 Sep 92 04:58:14 GMT
Followup-To: aus.jokes.d
Distribution: aus
Organization: UCNV, Bendigo, Victoria, Australia

matthew arkinstall writes:
>Gareth Davies writes:
>>Q:	What's got 6 legs & moves around a paddock in circles?
>
>>A: 	A ram doing a 'ewe'ee...
>
>I seem to remember hearing that on Hey Hey It's Saturday on 29-Aug.
>Guess you just forgot to mention that part ey?

Actually, I first heard it from my grandfather about 15 years ago, I
suppose Hey Hey forgot to mention him too... :-)

paul@president.of.shane.bourne.depreciation.club
Newsgroups: alt.humor,aus.jokes.d,cl.kultur.texte,de.talk.jokes,fido.ger.jokes,zer.t-netz.bescheuert,zer.t-netz.jokes
From: kless@lindau.inf-wiss.ivp.uni-konstanz.de (Bernhard Kless)
Subject: The Facts of Life 
Keywords: The Facts of Life 
Organization: Information Science, Univ. of Konstanz
              D-W-7750 Konstanz, Germany
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 21:08:58 GMT

This is a story about four people named Everybody, 
Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important 
job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody 
would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody 
did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was 
Everybodys job. Everbody thought Anybody could do 
it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldnt do 
it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when 
Nobody did what Anybody could have done.


-- 
 	
	Bernhard Kless

kless@inf-wiss.ivp.uni-konstanz.de
From: s305152@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Spider)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes.d
Subject: Re: Australia's naughty home video ????
Date: 7 Sep 92 03:04:58 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia

In <1992Sep6.231805.24876@lugb.latrobe.edu.au> gareth@lucifer.latrobe.edu.au (Gareth Who) writes:

>You hated it so much you had to watch all of it...

Actually I was lucky and had recorded it so I could fast-forward all the totally
pathetic shit, and believe me there was a lot of it.......


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From: s315959@parasol.cs.uq.oz.au (Dan "Sam" Miles)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: One for the girls
Date: 8 Sep 92 06:08:41 GMT
Distribution: aus
Organization: Computer Science, Queensland Uni, Australia

In <djm.715930250@phobos> djm@kbs.citri.edu.au (David Mills) writes:



>Q. What's the difference between a man and a pig?


>A. A pig doesn't turn into a man after 6 drinks.

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a pig?


A: A pig doesn't turn into a women after 2 drinks.
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: NZ
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 10 Sep 1992 00:49:45 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
 <1992Aug31.001019.15747@bby.com.au>  
 <1992Sep1.041724.11269@peponi.wcc.govt.nz> 
 <1992Sep8.032329.7010@usage.csd.unsw.OZ.AU> <thecure.715929127@munagin>,<1992Sep8.140754.16329@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au>
Distribution: aus
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1992Sep8.140754.16329@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au>, rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos) writes:
>thecure@mullian.ee.mu.OZ.AU (the cure) writes:
>
>
>What's the worst time of the year for New Zealanders?
>  Shearing season - all of their VELCRO accessories are useless!
>
>George.

A loud-mouthed Austr(alien) was cricticsing the food in a restarurant.
Holding up a piece of meat to the waitress for inspection, he asked,
"Do you call that pig?"
"Which end of the fork are you talking about," she replied.

--
Red
Red
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: andrew@venus.resntl.bhp.com.au
Subject: Re: amusing system errors 
Organization: BHP Research, Newcastle Laboratories
Distribution: aus
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 06:20:23 GMT

If I remember correctly, when using the VMS DELTA/XDELTA utility (a debugging
tool that *could* be used to change the process headers, hex code, stored
memory locations etc. of programs, system utilities, device drivers, you name
it, on the fly... Think what a novice sysprog could do with that!) the only
error message returned when a command was incorrectly entered was:  "Eh?"

Andrew
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: New virus alert
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 01:50:22 GMT

David Bromage (brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au) wrote:
:
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Antipodes
From: jtinkle@sparc1.sparc1.csubak.edu (j. tinkle )
Date: 4 Sep 92 22:55:12 PDT
Distribution: usa,aus
Organization: California State University, Bakersfield (USA)

Like, gravity's best Dude.  And I like turnips too.

Jennifer
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From: rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Bit Risky
Date: 8 Sep 92 17:53:27 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling) writes:

>allanc@cs.su.oz.au (Restless Wanderer) writes:

>> Sign at service station...........

>> "Potholes in Harbor Tunnel"
>> "Govt job creation in progress"

>> Q What do you call two ducks having a 69er?
>> A Sticky beaks !!! Bwhaaaaaaa

>> Q What do you call two Irish Lesbians ?
>> A Gaylick

>> Bwhaaaaabwhaaaa

>> Sometimes I kill myself ;-)

>Please do so more frequently. :-)

In this case, the sword would definitely be mightier than the pen (you could
also blugeon yourself to death with a keyboard) - more options are available
on request :)

George.
From: quentin@swin.oz.au (Quentin Kelly)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: A joke is a Joke
Date: 11 Sep 92 03:53:10 GMT
Reply-To: quentin@swin.oz.au
Organization: Swinburne University of Technology

In article 1@cc.newcastle.edu.au, ccasm@cc.newcastle.edu.au () writes:
> 
> What's brown and sticky?
> 
> 
> 
> A stick!
> 
> 
> (from the D-Generation)
> 
> Big Al.

Reminds me of an old Monty Python one;

What's brown and sounds like a bell?





Dung!!!

Q.



Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: graeme@skylark.uwa.oz.au (Graeme Reid)
Subject: Re: One for the girls
Reply-To: graeme@skylark.uwa.oz.au
Organization: Computer Science Department
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 08:46:40 GMT

In article 715930250@phobos, djm@kbs.citri.edu.au (David Mills) writes:
>
>
>Q. What's the difference between a man and a pig?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>A. A pig doesn't turn into a man after 6 drinks.


Q. What's the difference between a woman and a pig ?

A. The pig still won't sleep with you after 6 drinks.

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