From: sallyb@qiclab.scn.rain.com (Sally Bowley)
Subject: ATWT nobody wants the nog........
Organization: SCN Research/Qic Laboratories of Tigard, Oregon.
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 05:24:47 GMT

HELLO CHAPS AND CHAPETTES!!

so. the juicer disowned the nog, by agreeing that he was much too
young to be her half brother, or whatever the story was. she fairly
flees the hospital, only to creep back and peep thru the blinds as the
nog is declaring that he doesn't want to go outside because his
hospital room is his home now. just as well - no one else will come an
d claim 'im. anyway, we all know eggs-actly what he means, don't we
fellow wardsters?? i wonder what his hair will be like when they take
off his helmet......

duh hutch explains to barbed about the phantom pregnancy and hands
over the entire situation to her. good move. meanwhile, in the garden,
superdick is in cahoots with frantic to lure h2d over to barbed's
whilst frantic goes and raids the house for incriminating papers. they
include barbed in their cahooting - she'll call h2d and say frantic is
coming over, expecting him to rush on by. she does, he agrees, frantic
zooms home. the dick is supping a beer at tomato's when barbed rings
in a panic. h2d isn't coming after all! and frantic is on her way to
the house!! and what if he catches her with her fingers in the pie!!!
superdick points out that frantic will see his car inthe drive way and
have enuff sense to drive off. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! don't make
me larf, 'dick. this is a psychologist we're talkinga bout - she
doesn't have any sense.... but barbed will continue to call the house
JUST IN CASE. so here's frantic entering the bedroom - obvioulsy she
didn't check the garage - she keys in the code to the safe.the manic
piano player comes out of the closet - da da dum dum dum. what if he's
changed the combo - but no. she opens the door. da da DUM DUM DUM. she
puts in her hand. what if it's booby trapped? but no. she pulls out
the contents. DA DA DUM DUM DUM. the phone rings. no sense of fashion,
no sense of timing, barbed. "frantic" says h2d, looming inthe doorway.
she poops her pants........

meanwhile back at tomato's, cargo tells him about nivens being hiv
positive. now then. i can understand and support her wanting to tell
peole about the rape. but why does she feel the need to tell people
about this, especially when it's highly unlikely that she's infected?
i don't think i can bear to hear it another 20 times. 

back at the clampetts, anGel is still not very civil to klip. she
tells him that she married one nog who loved someone else and aint
about to marry another. he calls her paranoid. she tells him the only
time he talks about the wedding is when he becomes defensive about
jools. she's right. she tells him she refuses to stick around while he
continues to lie to her and himself about his true feelings, and
rushes off, hopefully to wash her hair. he ends up at the snot club,
demanding a double bourbon on the rocks. anus tries to warn him of the
horrors of drinking to drown his sorrows. klip responds by telling him
to take his AA stuff and shove it. he gets pasted. anus tells him
jools was there and is staying at juicy's pool house. so off he
staggers. jools is clad in nothing but 2 pieces of string when he
shows up, half collapsed against the door frame, looking googly eyed
at her. 

meanwhile in new york, juicy has returned from seeing the nog. there's
a funny scene on her hotel patio where she's "talking" to him out loud
and justifying why she aint gonna spill the beans to beloved cilly. he
would be too dependant upon her and she wouldn't be able to GET ON
WITH HER LIFE if she had to change his helmet every day. another move
to make chilly more dependant on her of course. there's a ring at the
door - since when do hotel doors have *bells*???????? juicy tells the
nog to hold on, she'll be back!!!!! at the door it's scooter, 
complete with champers and glasses. she's po-ed at first, but he wins
her over and tells her he finds her trez exciting, which has got
nothing to do with his feelings for conrail or miaow. they kiss. I
TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU. pork away , ole son......

anus and courtme are having a romantic last nite dinner at the snot
club, after drippy meredith gives anus a hideous tie as a going away
present. i think it had cameras on it or something. also jools stops
by and eats; she tells court that anus still loves her (court) and 
spilts. anus has ordered a duckling dinner - to replace the one the
year before when jools spoilt the romantic eve court had planned -
they toast each other with non alco champers and stare googly eyed at
each other.

babydoll - saw your post here - 3 times in fact.....are you having
delusions of grandeur again? here, try some of these shell pink pills,
they'll help.

cheerio
sal the gal




comes out of the closet - da da dum dum dum. 
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