From: lhenso@unf6.unf.edu (Larry Henson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh
Subject: New details on our first lady!
Date: 11 Nov 92 18:20:03 GMT
Distribution: world,usa,alt,na
Organization: University of North Florida, Jacksonville



Hi! Larry Henson here....here is something I produced withe two good friends,
Shane Selman and Allison May.  We go to Sandlewood High School....ENJOY!

Nov  7 18:02 1992  xx Page 1


		Wary Klink Live-Pillory Clinton

Wary	:"Hello, welcome to Wary Klink Live.  Tonight's guests will be First
	Lady elect Pillory Clinton.  In our second hour, our guest will be Dr.
	Heidrich Von Schmillshonshtenstenton D.D.S., P.A., Ph.D., M.D., A.C.L.U
	A.F.L.-C.I.O, A.S.A.P., A.S.P.C.A., S.P.Q.R., C.I.A., F.B.I., I.R.S.,
   	and H.R.S., discussing the finer points of redneck philosophy. (Titles
	and Degrees 1.)
	Welcome Mrs. Clinton.

Pillory :Thank you it is a pleasure to be here.

Wary	:Now, we will open the phones in a moment, but first, how does it feel
	to have singlehandedly ruined this country's economic structure?
	(Emotional Terms 2.)

Pillory :Wonderful, Wary.  It's an incredible power trip to hold the future of
	an entire nation in your hands.  I won't enjoy destroying this nation
	from the ground up, much, but it must be done.  Change must come, and
	tearing it up and starting from scratch is the only way.(Radicalism 3.)

Wary 	:Well, good for you.  Now, to our first caller from Xanadu, Nebraska.

Caller 1:Miz Klinton, I am a profezzor of Eaztern Philozophiez, and I find your
	previouz statements to be grozzly offenzive.  How can you claim that a
	pro Marxist/Leninst/Stalinist policy is the best course when Lao Tsu
	clearly statez that eventz muzt be allowed to take their courze if the
	society is to reach a higher level.(Status 4.)

Pillory:Everyone is against me, I can't understand it, I want to help the
	nation!

Wary	:Next caller. (Click) Umm...this caller is from Pigsnout, Georgia.


Caller II:(German accent) Hello, this is Dr. Schimillschonshtenstenton, I
	regret that I will be unable to attend your show this evening as  
	I have had car trouble here in town.  However the wonderful people of  
	the town have graciouly offered to provide the entertainment for the
	evening.

Wary:   How is that Mr Schim... Doctor 

Caller II:We are going to watch some film called "Deliverance".  I'm told  
	it's quite good.

Wary:   I'm terribly sorry doctor, but enjoy the movie.

Caller II:I'm cartain I will, they are such a polite and forthcoming people
	(Appearance 5.)

Wary:	Our next caller is from San Juan, excuse me San Joo Wahn, Texas

Caller 3:(southern twang) I want to talk to that wife of a commie sympathiser!

Wary:	Please, sir, keep the insults to a minimum.







Nov  7 18:02 1992  xx Page 2



Caller 3:Bush and Quayle weren't that bad, we have had 12 years of republican
	presidency, why change it now? (Conservatism 6.)

Pillory:I find it impossible to believe that anyone could find any benefit
	from a republican presidency! (Inconceivability 7.)

Caller 3:You What!  

Wary:	People, don't fight.  I'm sure the answer lies somewhere between your 
	two views.  Can't we all just get along?

Pillory:No.

Wary:	Okay.  Next caller from Vallder, Colorado.

Caller 4: Hi, my name is Edward Winslow, and I am a former Perot supporter.

Class:	HI EDWARD!

Caller 4:I really don't understand all this pro-Clinton sentiment.  Clinton's
	presidency will be the biggest bomb in American history.
	(Metaphor 8.)

Wary:	Mrs...

Pillory:Ms.

Wary:	Sure.  Ms Clinton, your response.

Pillory:I agree, my presidency will be an explosive one, impacting every 
	aspect of American society. (Shift of Meaning 9.)

Wary:	Excuse me, I think he means...

Pillory:Next caller.

Wary:	... that ...

Pillory:NEXT CALLER

Wary:	(sigh) from Waldorf, Michigan.

Caller 5:Ms. Clinton, I agree with you whole-heartedly in every aspect of your
	philosophy.  Your views on the socio-political ramifications of the
	subcouncious integral psychosexual male egobarrier are simply brilliant.	(Technical Jargon 10.)

Wary:	What?

Pillory:Shut up, Wary.

Wary:	Hey...

Pillory:Stay on the line caller, I'll discuss my new theories and policies
	with you after the show.








Nov  7 18:02 1992  xx Page 3


Wary:	Can I have my show back now?

Pillory:Yes, you may.

Wary:	Next Caller from New Jonestown, Arkansas.

Caller 6:We just called to say that all five thousand of us here in New 
	Jonestown support you Ms Clinton, and we're holding a party in your
	honor, hey, this many of us can't all be wrong.  (aside) Hey, is that
	Kool-Aid ready yet? (Numbers 11.)

Pillory: It's good to know that some americans are intelligent, thank you
	for your support.

Wary:	Next caller from Gernee, New Zealand.

Caller 6:'ello, I can't see why you yanks dumped Bush, af'er all, you know what
	they say.  "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." (Sophistical Formula 12.)

Wary:	Excellent, my foreign friend.

Pillory: Just what we need, competitors telling us how to run our country.
	This is what dragged us down in the first place.
	(Causal Oversimplification 12).

Wary:	Next Caller, after all we wouldn't want to run up his phone bill.

Pillory: I have a few choice words for that man!

Wary: 	Too late Pillory, next caller from New Orleans, Louisiana.

Caller 7:Yeah, is this Geno's Bar?

Wary: No, wrong number.

Caller 7:You sure this ain't Geno's?

Wary:	Yes, this is Wary Klink, Live.

Caller 7:Oh, anyway, you really ought to try Geno's.  It has awesome food.
	Geno's is my favorite bar.  In fact, why don't you come to Geno's 
	after work? (Repetition 13.)

Wary: 	Next caller from Fallax, Montana.

Caller 8:Clintons Must Die!  Clintons Must Die!  Clintons Must Die!
	(Slogan 14.)

Wary: 	Next Caller.

Caller 9:Hi, I'm from Boston, and what I want to know is why people would
	elect someone like you as President.  I mean that's like putting
	a serial killer in a nursing home. (Similie 15.)

Pillory:What is wrong with you people?  What good could come from any
	republican, no matter how liberal? (Prejudice 16.)







Nov  7 18:02 1992  xx Page 4



Wary:	Next Caller from Saldo, California.

Caller 10:Ms Clinton, I'm sure your administration will have long lasting
	effects on the nations future.  (Vagueness 17.)

Pillory:... Thank You...

Wary: 	Next Caller from Juno Alaska.

Caller 11:Congratulations on winning the White House, Ms. Clinton.  May
	your term of office be short and uneventful. 

Pillory: ... 

Wary: Next caller from Little Rock Arkansas.

Caller 12:Honey, this is Fuzzy, what kind of peanut butter was I supposed to 
	get.

Pillory:Jif, Bill.

Caller 12:Oops, I got skippy, but you can't really blame me, after all, I have
	so much to remember.  All those bills you told me to sign, an entire 
	shopping list, what size panty hose you wear... (Rationalization 18.)

Wary:	Panty Hose?

Pillory:Bill, that was inappropriate.

Caller 12:Hey, if you can cal me out of a disaster relief meeting to tell
	me to pick up some tuna, I should certainly be able to call you about 
	peanut butter! (Nor Drawing the Line 19.)

Wary: 	Panty Hose?

Pillory:Is it too much for me to hope for that you would remember three
	senteces together without a weeks worth of coaching? 

Caller 12:Next caller.

Wary:	Hoboken, New Jersey. (aside) Panty Hose?

Caller 13:Hi, I'm a ultra-ultra left Marxist.  I think that if we just
	dissolved all the world governments, every one would stop
	fighting and save the environment.  (Wishful Thinking 20.)

Pillory:Sure, and Stalin was a humanitarian.
  
Wary:	Next Caller from Nattlemeyer, Vermont

Caller 14:I am a Political Science professor from Mannington College,
	and I find that both sides have their merits.  I feel that
	more data must be gathered before we can decide if replacing
	Bush was a positive step. (Academic Detatchment 21.)








Nov  7 18:02 1992  xx Page 5


Pillory:Look, we won't have any fence walkers in this administration!
	Either you support the reforms we will make, or you are against
	them, period. (Drawing the line 22.)

Wary:	Gee, we have another caller, what a surprise.  

Caller 15:Hey, I've got your number boss-lady.  You claim that you want to
	help the nation, yet your husband said, and I quote "...We will
	if elected, ... raise taxes, ... send ... jobs overseas,... and 
	spend more..."  (Quotation out of Context 23.)

Pillory:I don't recall him saying any such thing.

Caller 15:He said EVERY word of it ma'am.

Pillory:I'm sure he did SAY every word of it, just not all together.
	(Emphasis 24.)              

Wary:	One last caller and then our time is up for the evening.
	Kalleytrepp, your on the air.

Caller 16:Mrs. Clinton...

Pillory:Ms.

Caller 16:Excuse me?

Pillory:Ms., not Mrs. Mrs. is an archaic and degrading term whose sole
	purpose is to keep women in their traditional role as second
	class citizens.

Caller 16:Can you please define a "second class citizen"

Pillory:Certainly, one who is denied certain rights and privaleges
	
Caller 16:Such as?

Pillory:Such as... Well um, take for example..(Abstract Terms 25.)

Wary:	That's all the time we have this evening, we'll see you next week
	when we will have lame duck president George Bush as our guest. 

Remember, send praises, flames, and bomb threats to lhenso@unf6.cis.unf.edu!
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