From: psmith@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Paul Jeffrey Smith)
Subject: REPOST:  All those smileys you guys wanted.....
Keywords: slick willy  partial repost
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 92 11:00:10 GMT

Heres those smileys you guys wanted.  I found them at home..

Enjoy.

regards
Paul Smith

Please note, this isn't by me, I just got it from here and kept it...

read on..

               All You Ever Wanted To Know About Smiley Faces
              -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

  Over the years, the "smiley face" characters have adorned messages on
UNIX, Ethernet, E-Mail, TCP/IP, packet, and too many other places to mention.
For the uninitiated, smiley faces are a way of subtley (or not) expressing
an opinion, emotion, or whatever in messages. In addition, there are several
other faces, moods, and opinions, which  express the writer's feelings about
a particular situation or person.

  Here are a few of the most popular ones gleaned from one of the landline
BBS's. This is a highly edited sample, as the original listing was over 20K
long. Most of them appear to have originated on Arpanet, UNIX, or TCP/IP
years ago.

Note to the novice viewer: Tilt your head to the left as far as it will
go, and smile!

                                    Enjoy :-)

                                      ***

!-(    black eye                       :-(    un-smiley
#-)    partied all night               :-( )  You stepped on my toe
#:-o   "Oh, nooooooo!"                 :-(0)  yelling
$-)    won the lottery                 :-(=)  big teeth
%')    blotto                          :-)    smiley standard
%*@:-( hung over                       :-) 8  Dolly Parton
%*}    very drunk                      :-) :-) :-) loud guffaw
%+{    lost a fight                    :-))   double chin
%-(I)  laughing out loud               :-)))  very overweight
%-<I>  drunk with laughter             :-)--  98-pound weakling
%-\    hungover                        :-)X   wearing a bowtie
%\v    Picasso                         :-)}   has goatee/beard
&.(..  crying                          :-,    "Hmmmm."
&:-)   curly hair                      :------------) big liar
'-)    wink                            :-/    skeptical
( o ) ( o )    hooters                 :-7    smokes a pipe
(-)    needs a haircut                 :-9    smiley licking it's lips
(-:    Australian                      :-:    mutant
(-::-) Siamese twins                   :-<    real sad smiley
(-_-)  secret smile                    :-=)   Adolph Hitler
(00)   mooning you                     :->    happy
(8-)   wears glasses                   :-?    smiley smoking a pipe
(:)-)  likes to scuba dive             :-@    extremely angry
(:+)   big nose                        :-C    really bummed out
(:-#   smiley with braces              :-D    laughing (at you!)
(:-$   ill                             :-E    bucktoothed vampire
(:-&   angry                           :-I    thinking
(:-(   frowning                        :-O    Wow!
(:-)   surprised                       :-P    sticking out tongue
(:-*   kissing                         :-W    speak with forked tongue
(:-D   blabber mouth                   :-X    A big wet kiss!
(:-\   VERY sad                        :-\    Popeye
:-X    bow tie                         :-]    biting sarcasm
:-[    pouting                         :-`    spitting out chewing tobacco
(:<)   blabber mouth                   :-c    bummed out
(:>-<  thief: hands up!                :-e    disappointed smiley
(:^(   broken nose                     :-l    yet another smiley
(@ @)  You're kidding!                 :-o    surprise
)      Cheshire cat                    :-s    after a BIZARRE comment
*!#*!^*&:-)  schizophrenic             :=)    has two noses
*:o)   Bozo the Clown                  :>     midget smiley
:-r    sticking tongue out             :>)    big nose
+-(:-) Religious leader                :?)    philosopher
:-{    mustache                        :@)    pig
:-{}   heavy lipstick                  :^)    broken nose
,-)    one eye ... and winking         ;-)    winking smiley
-:-)   has mohawk                      <:-(   dunce
:-}    drunk                           <:-)   dumb questions
-=#:-) wizard                          <<<<(:-)  hat salesman
->=:-)X  Zippy the Pinhead             =):-)  Uncle Sam
:/)    not funny                       =:-)   smiley punk-rocker
::-)   wears glasses                   =:-H   football player
0-)    Cyclops                         >:)    a little devil
:<     midget unsmiley                 >:*)   Bozo the Clown
0-)    scuba diver                     >:-(   mad, annoyed
0:-)   angel                           @:-)   wavy hair
3:*>   Rudolph the reindeer            B-)    Batman
3:-o   cow                             B:-)   sunglasses on head
3:[    mean pet smiley                 C:-)   large brain capacity
3:]    pet smiley                      E-:-)  ham radio operator
4:-)   George Washington               E-:-I  net.ham-radio
5:-)   Elvis Presley                   P-)    Colonel Klink
7:)    Ronald Reagan                   Q:-)   new graduate
7:-)   Fred Flintstone                 [:-)   wearing a walkman
7:^]   Ronald Reagan                   d:-)   baseball player
8 :-)  wizard                          {(:-)  wearing toupee
8(:-)  Mousketeer                      {:-)   hair parted in the middle
8)     frog                            :(     sad
8-#    death                           :)     midget smiley
8-)    sunglasses                      :*     kisses
8-)    wide-eyed                       :*)    drunk
8-*    just ate a hot pepper           :-#    punched in the mouth
8-o    Mr. Bill                        ]:->   The Devil
8:-)   glasses on forehead             :-$    uncertainty
8:]    gorilla                         :-%    smiley banker
8=:-)  Galloping Gourmet               :-&    tongue-tied
:###)  Jimmy Durante                   }:-(   bull headed
:$)    Donald Trump                    }:-)   wearing toupee in an updraft
:%)    an accountant                   :-[    particularly angry
:'-)   crying with happiness

o== or *== flame on!!!
-==    a doused candle (to end a flame)
 -(    always should wear safety glasses, especially in the laser burn-in room
%-)    after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
':-)   accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
-:-(   punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
0-(    scuba diver with a broken mask
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... manic depressive
:-F    bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

   :-)-o   smiling doctor            ':-)   I accidentally shaved
		   with stethoscope                 off one eyebow

   %-)     cross-eyed                (:)-)  scuba-diving

   *<|:-)  Santa Claus               +-(:-) the Pope

   :-J     tongue in cheek           [:-)   wearing a walkman

   :8)     a pig                     :=8)    a baboon

   :-{}    heavy lipstick            :%)%    I have acne

   :-'|    have a cold               :'(     crying

   C|:-=   Charlie Chaplin           C=>:*')) a drunk demonic chef
											  with a cold and a
											  double chin
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