From: Jesse.Taylor@bbs.oit.unc.edu (Jesse Taylor)
Subject: Re: MUDLOSER RESPONDS!
Organization: Extended Bulletin Board Service
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 00:51:08 GMT

	Immense apology-type-things, but I can't resist poking holes in
this twit's message. It's *sooooo* much *FUN*!

In article <9209030744.AA19293@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU> mudloser@UCBVAX.BERKELEY.EDU writes:
>Well my dearest and fine friends.  Your extremely heartfelt replies to my
>original post convince me beyond a shadow of a doubt that I was 100% correct.
	100%? As Mark Twain sez, there are two types of lies: Damnable
lies, and *percentages*.
>Perhaps the all caps message was a bit boorish, but look how many of you
	A bit boorish? *snort* All caps usually means emphasis on
something, but since you obviously have no higher brain functions, you
could not be emphatic about anything.
>truly lifeless mudheads responded to the post.  As for all the fine little
	Oh, so now I'm not only a loser, but I'm *dead* too?! All I have
to say is: "I'm not quite dead yet!" :)
>boys who responded to the post, I'm still not convinced that you have a life
	I believe they did not respond to the post so much as hurl reality
in your direction. Obviously none of it hit, since you were a coward and
hid your real address from the blinding light of truth. Wimp. If we are
"boys" as you state, why would a nolife, cool-person-wannabe be scared of us.
>(even though you probably are.  Quite Pathetic.)  As for the girls who claim
	*blink*. Uh... Are what?
>to play mud and all the little boys who have girlfriends who play mud, perhaps
>you are genetically female, but sadly you are not a girl by anyone who has
	*cough retch* So now you're a geneticist too? My, what watching a
few episodes of Mr. Wizard's World can do for a guy.
>standards (mud players don't have lives and thus can't have standards).  Oh,
	So I don't have standards either? Hah! I don't even know the
meaning of the word! Uh... Waitaminute!
>the little boy who cycled 8 miles must have really been tired, that's *quite*
>a long ride!  (The one who cycled 26 miles...now that's much better.)  Oh
>well, enough evilness for now.  By the way, if you want to send me any personal
	Evilness? Wow, you're just evil...Dark Helmet style!
>mail, the mudloser@ucbvax.berkeley.edu account will forward mail to me.  (Don't
>worry, if it's to pathetic and whiney, I'll just remove the forward from
	And who's to say what's pathetic and whiney? YOU?! HAHAHAHAHA!
Reminds me of a lil' something I thought up:
	"You can twist perceptions
		reality won't budge
	 Which stupid $*^&ing idiot
		appointed *YOU* the Judge?"
	(Yes, the first 1/2 is from a Rush song, but you know what they
say... Y'cant be origional *all* the time... :)
>the accont.  I suppose this is enough evilness for now.  (Will cause a 
     ^^^^^^ - At *last*! A misspelling! Guess your mommy didn't spellcheck
your message as good as you thought...
>sufficient enough amount of self-denial and rationalization for you mudheads
>to get a clue).  See you thingies later.
	Blink again. I haven't self-denied or rationalized anything so
far. At least, I don't *think* so... I'm just pointing out for the world
to see all the wide, gaping holes in your arguement. Of course, everyone
reading this newsgroup except you already knows the stuff to be false, and
has this thread in their killfiles, but this was just *too* much fun for
me not to do.
>Someone who is now very much superior to the rest of this newsgroup
>dg
	AIII!!! SCHIZO!!! Which facet of his personality will turn up
next?! hg? ig? jg? lg?

JT now returns all you mudders to your regularly scheduled lives, the
"mudloser" to what passes for a life, and all you people who just were
silly and subscribed to the whole rec.games.* hierarchy to your wimpy
editors. :)

(Yeah, yeah... You guys are right... If we ignore it, it'll go away... But
I just couldn't resist! Just hope my evil twin doesn't show up to read his
next reply... :>)
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