From: v122kzkw@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (A FROOD WHO SURE KNOWS WHERE HIS TOWEL IS)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.mst3k
Subject: Re: Killer Shrew
Date: 8 Sep 92 20:37:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
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In article <1992Sep8.160153.17941@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu>, jlewis@astro.as.arizona.edu (Jeff Lewis) writes...
>Greetings and Salutations -
>	Has anyone written down the ingredents for
>	the "Killer Shrew" drink?...I would love
>	to get ahold of this...
Greetings.
I'll do even better than that. I originally transscribed it for the newsletter.
Of course, if you're new here, you probably wouldn't know that much about the
newsletter. So email to rsk@gynko.circ.upenn.edu and ask to be put on the
SOLN mailing list.
Now then - for the Sketch.
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F: = Frank
D: = Dr. Clayton Forrester
J: = Joel 
C: = Crow
T: = Tom Servo

T: (singing) Old Black magic got me...
J: Hey! Evenin' Mr. Servo. Evenin' Mr. T. Robot.
C: Hello!
J: What can I do for you tonight?
T: Joel, buddy. It's a quarter ta three, no one in the place, 'cept you
   an me . . . and . . . and Crow. Anyhoo me and my amigo Crow here are
   gonna show you how to mix a real drink!
C: (Howard Cosell voice) Ah, jump back Joel, cause this is not your average
   pelican-calypso-flip-a-hop-skip-and-go zombie.
T: But it is one potent porta bowl, and it's our very own Killer Shrew.
J: Okay, here I go. I'm at your service. Whaddya want?
T: Okay, listen up - chocolate ice cream.
J: Okay, chocolate ice cream.
C: Captain Crunch with Crunch berries.
J: Okay, Captain Crunch with crunch berries.
T: Yeah, yeah! Peanut M&M's!
J: Peanut M&M's.
C: Mrs. Butterworth!
J: Alright.
T: Circus Peanuts.
J: Alright, circus peanuts, we got those.
C: Mr. Pibb.
J: Alright we got Mr. Pibb.
T: Yeah, now marshmellow peeps, and lots and lots of marshmellow peeps.
J: Okay, marshmellow peeps. Isn't this gonna be kinda sweet?
T: Just make the drink barkeep! Sweet tarts!
J: Alright, sweet tarts, got it.
C: Vanilla frosting!
J: Vanilla frosting -
T: Good-n-plenty.
J: Got it over here.
C: Wax lips.
T: No, no, no. No wax lips. You're thinking of the Vulcan mind probe.
C: Alright, 86 the wax lips.
T: Now, music maestro, please.
J: Alright, alright! Ready here...
(Blender - whirrrr)
C: Ooh.
T: So, Crow - you live around here much?
C: Hey, you see that weather?
T: Great hotel here. Have you been down to the pool?
C: Aren't people here phoney?
T: Alright, pour that into the plastic tulip glass (Crow starts laughing)
   and garnish with a wind up shrew!
C: Umm! Mmm, that looks good.
J: Hey, ya know what? This looks pretty good! You mind if I try it?
T: Be my guest!
(puts straw in - tastes it - falls back)
[Scene change to Deep 13]

F: (slurping) Wheeew, whew! Oh, it is ladies night, yeah the feelin's right,
   oh it is ladies night, oh what -
D: Frank!
F: Oh I wanna, I wanna dance with somebody, whew...
D: New rule Frank. Don't ever touch me!
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Share and enjoy!
T.

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