HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: drieux@wetware.com (drieux, just drieux)
Subject: I See a GREAT NEED!
Followup-To: alt.music.rush,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,alt.rush-limbaugh,soc.singles,talk.abortion
Organization: Castle WetWare Philosopher and Sniper
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 03:28:56 GMT

rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
] reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
]  
] >If Democrats are socialists then I'm a bright and spruce pink chicken
] 
] Here's a clue Jason. Even the Republicans are Socialists at heart, they
] just won't fess up to it. How else can you explain the fact that between
] themselves the two parties have enacted the *ENTIRE* 1928 Socialist
] platform.
] 
] rp -- *AND* 7 out of 10 planks in the Communist Manifesto.


Well Those RUSH fans have been trying to warn us that
inspite of the BleedingHeartwimpLiberalEastCoastMediaMongersPropoganda
To The Contrary, The Communist Threat is Still CLEARLY being
maintained by persons in prominient positions of power in
the government!

This would Of course Explain why 'Hanoi Jane' has never been
prosecuted by any of the alledged 'conservative' presidents!!!!

And Thus CLEARLY there is a Great NEED to rescue this
country from the Threat Of GodLess Communism and their
RadFemSurfNazi Minnions!!!!!

To Arms, To Arms, To Arms!!!!!

The Enemy is within the Gates!!!!!

ciao
drieux


-- 
Modern Day Problems:

Don't Just Rock the Vote
Kick OUT THE JAMS!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gsmith@lauren.uucp (Gene W. Smith)
Subject: Re: Naked Lunch
Organization: IWR, University of Heidelberg, Germany
Distribution: talk
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 92 18:22:54 GMT

In article <grendel.718500553@camelot> grendel@camelot.bradley.edu
(Alyosha Bourgea) writes:

>How do you think it compares to Burroughs' book?

The book is more bizarre, and therefore presumably better. 


-- 
     Gene Ward Smith/Brahms Gang/IWR/Ruprecht-Karls University 
               gsmith@kalliope.iwr.uni-heidelberg.de
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sin
Date: 8 Oct 92 13:23:59 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

In article <TOMF.92Oct7184902@ai.bunny.gte.com> tomf@gte.com writes:
>
>prob@700.org (Pat Robertson) writes:
>>It is a froup whose goals are to encourage geeks to ignore their jobs,
>>kill their computers, become communist needle-sharing gay junkies, and
>>practice withcraft.

>A CHARTER!  We finally have a CHARTER!

So who is going to write the FAQ?

Better yet, everybody write a FAQ. That'll confuse 'em.

Matt
Q: Why was this group created?
A: So you could Fuck Off and Die(tm)
From: milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hasablojob Man
Date: 8 Oct 92 02:55:18 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,alt.flame
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <1992Oct7.132236.20614@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
>In article <1992Oct7.011417.11681@athena.cs.uga.edu> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>In article <Bvps38.yJ@tegra.com> vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail) writes:
>>>
>>>
>>>	I am tryinge to tracke downe a spurious rumor which an associate
>>>of mine caughte on a FIDONETE echoe somwhere regarding the Hasablojob
>>>Man, an anciente northern-european type whose body was founde frozene and
>>>well-preserved somewhere in or near Germanye, I think.  The story was
>>>apparentlye carriede in majore newspapers worldwide.  The FIDONETE rumore
>>>said that he was wearing and METALLICAE t-shirte, Nikes, and a Malcom-X
>>>cap.  We have been unable to verify whether this is true or not.  Has
>>>anyone hearde anythinge else regardinge this subjecte?
>>>Dan Quayle
>
>
>HAW HAW!@!@!@!@ I GET IT!@!@!@
>HAW!@!@
>
>DAN KWAYL CANT SPELL!@!@!@!@!@
>
>JUST LIKE POTATOE!@!@#@!@
>
>HAW!@!@!@
>
>YER SO STUUUUUUUPPPIDDDDDD!@!@
>HAW!@#
>
>
>what is it with these people?

	Pot.  Kettle.  Black.

	And lay off the fucking caps lock while you're at it.

	Dork.

-- 
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From: aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Great Loxorian Hero
Date: 16 Oct 92 04:02:07 GMT
Reply-To: aaron@space.ualberta.ca
Organization: University Of Alberta, Edmonton Canada
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]


<David Bedno <drseuss@gorn.echo.com> challenged us all with

alabaster, voodoo, lyrical, defenestrate

the story must be in alphabetical order

With the help of Brother Roget, I came up with the following, which is
almost coherent, and well under 100 words...>


A'aa's alabaster armour becomes bloody, Cadwallader's creatures cringing,
crying.  Defenestrating each, elephantine hero jumps, kills last loathsome
lump, lyrically majestic.  "Now," pachyderm rasps, "Resign."

Ruffian smiling, stalwart succumbs suddenly to vileness.  Voodoo warlock
whispers, "Witless zoobeast."

--
---Alfvaen(Canadian SF Quasi-Activist)
"Does it ever seem like the brain disorders you have just aren't enough to keep
 you amused anymore?"  --Dr. Strychnine
Current Album--Jean-Michel Jarre:Zoolook
Current Read--Charles de Lint:Drink Down The Moon
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (Annoying Spic Bastard)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Comments?
Date: 11 Oct 1992 20:45:15 -0700
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1banaoINNaid@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka) writes:
[reese's mess deleted]
>Had you any consideration for others,   |	|	|
>you would've deleted these six lines----'	|	|	
>and these three lines---------------------------'	|	 
>and shortened this line for readability-----------------'
>
>  Comments?

Jason Reese is a little unmitigated limey puke.

5150
strictly imo
From: millerje@CS.ColoState.EDU (Jeff Miller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Response from "DYING BOY"
Date: 12 Oct 92 00:58:39 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Computer Science Department

Many people have sent me mail re: the dying boy request.

	50% said that it was unoriginal and unfunny, and that cascades don't
		belong on talk.bizarre
	50% said that they were the one who created the slogan "Nuke the
		unborn whales [for Jesus]".

BTW: If anyone else sends me mail on the subject, I will be forced to forward
it to talk.bizarre for public consumption.

Have a nice day.

-- 
 _____________________________________________________________________________
|                                                                             |
| "Nuke the unborn gay whales!" |  millerje@cs.colostate.edu  |  Jeff Miller  |
|_____________________________________________________________________________|
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 11:49:30 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
  <HTyBsB18w165w@mantis.co.uk> <9210100138.59@rmkhome.UUCP>

Rick Kelly thinks out loud:
: Yet another prisoner of public transportation.
: 
: At least you were smart enough to be born in a country where
: "public transportation" isn't an oxymoron.

That's CONTINENT, bubba. They're a bit bigger you know.
Try getting out more.
 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
| lord snooty @the giant |  Would You Like Space Potatoes With That?       |
| poisoned electric head |              andrew_-_palfreyman@cup.portal.com |
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@camelot.bradley.edu (Alyosha Bourgea)
Subject: Re: Naked Lunch
Organization: Bradley University
Distribution: talk
Date:  7 Oct 92 23:29:13 GMT

In <BvoHv3.1xq@bagate.BELL-ATL.COM> dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor) writes:

>It is probably Cronenberg's best, even better than Videodrone.

How do you think it compares to Burroughs' book?
.
     
>It made me feel like a bug.
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Brown Stuff
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 92 15:21:42 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes about giving up his ten cups of coffee
a day:
>                         It doesn't even save money: a glass of fizzy water
> and a cup of coffee cost about the same. 

"Goodbye, Mr Frying Pan!"


mathew
[ Why not put benzene and bacteria in your coffee and have the best of both
  worlds? ]
-- 
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums weren't they?"
 -- George Bush, during a tour of Auschwitz, 1987-09-28
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: How to use a telephone directory if you're left handed
Date: 7 Oct 92 14:53:01 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us



Yesterday I was struggling with the telephone directory trying to find
someone's phone number.  This is difficult if you're left handed,
because you can't riffle through the pages forwards.  You instinctively
hold the pages in your left hand and riffle through them backwards (try
it -- oh, you can't) and I never learned the alphabet backwards when I
was a child and I'm too old to learn it now.  It makes finding a number
really awkward. 

Then someone said `Try holding it upside down.'

So I did, and it works!

-- Ken "it was like...  getting a CLUE" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: dcj@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: t+a+l+k+b+i+z+a+r+r+e = 123
Summary: "I feel a theorem coming on"
Date: 14 Oct 92 13:49:11 GMT
Reply-To: dcj@dcs.ed.ac.uk (Damian Jackson)
Organization: Laboratory for the Foundations of Computer Science, Edinburgh U

Yesterday I looked in the fridge
and there was some bacon and
some sausages and I was feeling
really hungry,....



And that's why I had to grill them all.

Damian "Obviousness" Jackson
dcj@dcs.ed.ac.uk
(You can never, ever, entirely leave talk.bizarre.
 I tried, and it almost cost me my liver)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (Bakayaroo Banzai)
Subject: Muppets Of Blood: The Movie
Organization: Return to Traditional Nuclear Values
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 12:59:31 GMT


I propose casting Mick Jaggerectomy in the role of "Oi!"
the Bounty Hunter from the Future. Sean Penn and Kim Basinger play
the Siamese Twins, Bing and Schwing, connected for life by questionable
dating etiquitte. Tiffany appears, reprising her role as Judy Jetson,
sufferring from the aftereffects of failed collagen injections in her
vocal cords. She and Jagger duet on "Monkey Man" and
the entire cast finishes the movie with a medley of U2, Metallica, and
Sondheim tunes from "Into the Woods" while urinating on the floor of the
lingerie department of Nordstrom's in the Stanford Mall. 

My missle bulges in its silo at the thought...

-Bakayaroo Banzai
Second Cousin Twice-Removed of the Revolution
From: joshua@coombs.anu.edu.au (Joshua Geller)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: How to get the MORTIMER Story
Date: 16 Oct 92 08:13:01 GMT
Organization: Australian National University
NNTP-Posting-Host: 150.203.76.2

oh jesus f christ on an 40hp dildo, it escaped.

re*plonk*.

josh
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: 3 of 3 of 3
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 04:49:40 GMT

"
         ?               ?                                ?
                            Coincidence ??          ?
                                              ?
                 ?            ?
            ?                      or
                           ?                         ?
                   ?                      ?? Conspiracy ??
      ?                               ?                            ?
"

Catchphrase?                                                          vote
or Coincidence?                                                       love
or Conspiracy?                                                        work


                              billbill@wetware.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: wjm@utagraph.uta.edu (William Middleton)
Subject: texas buzillionaire annual report
Followup-To: alt.towne.council
Summary: capitalize this
Organization: University of Texas at Arlington
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 04:58:44 GMT



( 0000000000000 omitted for clarity )
  Assets
    Current
          cash in bank                  477249567409305
          cash in pocket                7589239813287902         
          cash on floor                 94890298379029839
          marketable sec                239593402989203890
          accts receivable              ( how much you got?)
    Long Term 
          equipt                        ( how much you want?)
          property                      ( where you wanna go?)
    Intangible
          Big Ears                      priceless 
          Hearing Aid                   priceless

  Liabilities
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: famous kents
Date: 12 Oct 1992 17:58:37 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
"Real Genius" was especially fun for me when I watched
it again last night.
---
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep confesses an inadequacy
Date: 14 Oct 1992 23:42:41 GMT
Organization: SGI TechPubs
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
|[4] Ralph Nader, famed "consumer advocate," earned his reputation by
|destroying that of the Chevy Corvair. Most of his complaints about the
|dangers of its design centered on its unusual "four wheel independent
|suspension." The facts that the drawings in his book are considered
|distorted enough to be considered libellous, that the US Government
|spent a substantial amount of money disproving his claims, and that
|the "treacherous" Corvair suspension was nearly identical to other
|cars available at the same time, and indeed is now considered to be a
|common design used by dozens of high-performance cars and trucks, have
|not impeded his crusade to make America safer by imposing no-fault
|automobile insurance. 

So, like, why did you have your suspension modified?

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.dreams
From: rcrane@yoda.eecs.wsu.edu (Robert Crane - OTHER)
Subject: Re: Recurring Dream
Organization: Washington State University!
Date: Thu, 15 Oct 92 06:41:55 GMT

Loosing teeth is a very comon dream among people.
Jung said that it was a sign of someone having a loose mouth, i.e.,
talking or gossiping too much.
Whether this is true I don't know.
It might have a physiological basis.
-- 
-bob crane
rcrane@yoda.eecs.wsu.edu
"Ah Limbo!"
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:33622 alt.fan.gooley:87
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.gooley
Subject: Re: Gooley spotted sending mail to the Oracle
Date: 11 Oct 92 02:52:23 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

ftp all the Oracularities collections from about #60 to about #320 from
Indiana.  Some of them are over 80% mine.

Mark., neither claiming nor disavowing the one in question -- the sort
of thing I might have written on an off day
gooley@netcom.com
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Don't annoy the moderator
Keywords: topical, maybe, original
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 92 16:57:57 BST
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

srk@mink.mt.att.com (Steven Klinkner) writes in rec.humor.funny:
> 
> A 'joke' in honor of our new moderator:

Oh, God, they're sucking up to her already.
 
>   Did anyone notice that
> 
>           'Maddi Hausmann' 
> 
>   can be re-arranged into 
> 
>           'Inhuman Saddam'? 

It's also an anagram of "madman hid anus".


mathew
-- 
"He is heterosexual.  It is a sort of breath of fresh air, isn't it?  The
 indecent assault, an expression of his sexuality." -- Judge Geoffrey Jones

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: direct quote
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 22:48:55 GMT

In article <1992Oct11.060924.766@alembic.acs.com> gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>their fans SIT DOWN.  which makes them sound unexciting, 
>which they aren't.  it's just that i have arthritis in 
>my feet and i won't stand up for that long unless I'M 
>the one getting paid for it.

Have you considered taking up classical music instead?  Classical musicians
get to sit down.  Admittedly Robin Welch has a problem, but I think it's
caffeine-induced.
--scott

   (who won't produce your record, but is in the process of trading some
    Pultec compressor/limiters for a record cutting lathe)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Re: another talk.bizarre gif
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 15:04:26 GMT

Great!  Now you can post the driver's license photo I sent you for the
SGI faces database!

Mark., I thought it was a good picture
gooley@netcom.com
From: meo@hostname.austin.ibm.com (Miles O'Neal)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: The Brown Stuff
Date: 7 Oct 92 01:10:09 GMT
Reply-To: meo@hostname.austin.ibm.com (Miles O'Neal)
Organization: some AWD

ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
| 
| ...I just stopped drinking coffee and started
| drinking fizzy water instead.  No ill effects, no cravings, no
| hallucinations, no shaking hands.  I wasn't addicted to the brown stuff
| in the first place...

Because there IS NO REAL COFFEE ANYWHERE IN THE UK,
except what the French smuggle in, or the Turks
smuggle in, etc, for their own consumption.  All you
have been drinking is the muck stirred up in the
Thames after a storm.  So now they are selling you
the muck dredged up when they changed the coolant
in the radiator of one of the nuc subs.

-M'oi

the coffee in the vending machines in Tour Descartes
in Paris is better than most of the coffee in this
country - juan valdez can just pu' a sock in it.
From: rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Minor semantic point. (was :Re: stopping the plague)
Date: 8 Oct 92 16:45:02 GMT
Organization: Monterey Bay Yacht Club, Monterey CA

mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:

>Is it just me, or is Nowak just like the little, dirty faced, snot nosed kid
>at the playground who wouldn't shut up until you threw him on the ground,
>gave him a weggie and stuffed dirt in his mouth?  Nowak, several t.bers
>have given you a weggie.  Learn from the kid at the playground.

I have long pondered whether the usage should be weggie or wedgie.
I have also heard the term Melvin to describe this action.
My question is thus:

      Weggie  or  Wedgie
	     ~or~
      Melvin  or  Melvyn.

rp - Que es mas macho?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 04:30:42 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)

In article <7663@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>
>In article <BvzGos.82p@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov
>(Scott Dorsey) writes:
>
>#  The UK?  Isn't that a small island off the coast of Ireland?
>
>
>No, that's Britain.  The U.K. includes a bit of Ireland. 
>
>-- Ken "it isn't England, either" Johnson

So why isn't there an SRA working to free the Scots?

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: POPE DECLARES JIHAD AGAINST SINEAD O'CONNOR
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Distribution: talk
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 05:29:06 GMT


DUE TO OVERWHELMING DEMAND, I CALL FOR THE CREATION OF:


	alt.religion.catholic.sinead-o-connor.fan


-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Looking for ELIZA-like demos
Date: 8 Oct 92 23:12:43 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN COMP.AI,COMP.AI.SHELLS,COMP.AI.EDU V67COS2@HASARA11.BITNET> writes:
)
)To all experts,
) 
)Our department cooperates in a science week project for highschool students
)(15-16 year). To the purpose of demonstrating an expert system we like to use
)the ELIZA system, or an equivalent. Does anybody know where i can get a PD
)version of such a system?
) 
)Thanx in advance,
) 
)Martin Misseyer
)Assistant Professor
)Dept. of Business Informatics
)Free Univerity Amsterdam
)The Netherlands
)Phone: +31-20-5484971; Fax: +31-20-6462645


FURTHER PROOF THAT AI'S MOST SUCCESSFUL CHILD HAS BEEN ELIZA.


...carasso "behold: the 21st Century"


-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: John Austin <jea1@Cornell.edu>
Subject: Re: KAIWA (CONVERSATION)
X-Xxdate: Fri, 9 Oct 92 18: 51:12 GMT
Nntp-Posting-User: jea1@cornell.edu
Organization: BTI
X-Useragent: Nuntius v1.1.1d9
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 17:43:16 GMT

In article <Bvrt1K.8wq@encore.com> David L Wilson, dlwilson@fenix.encore.com
writes:
>> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com writes:
>>Sasaki:	Itoo-san, kochira wa Buraun-san desu.
>		Excuse me, your Braun coffee maker is full.
>
>>Brown:	Hajimemashite.  Watakushi wa Buraun desu.  Doozo yoroshiku.
>		Horseshit.  The Braun is empty.  I emptied it yesterday.
>
>>Itoo:	Hajimemashite.  Toyota no Itoo desu.  Doozo yoroshiku.
>		Horseshit.  Toyota is mas macho.  I emptied it yesterday.
>
>>Sasaki:	Itoo-san wa gishi desu.
>		I, too, emptied it.
>
>>Brown:	Aa, soo desu ka?
>		Ah, that is why we have a trade imbalance.
>
>>Itoo:	Shitsurei desu ga...  Kore wa watakushi no meishi desu.  Doozo...
>		Shit yes.  Korea is next.  Dickhead.
>
>>Brown:	Doomo...  Kore wa watakushi no desu.  Doozo...
>		Doodoohead.  Korea is mas macho.  Dickhead.
>
>>Itoo:	Arigatoo gozaimasu.
>		Thank you, Mr. Roboto.
>
>>Gerald Oskoboiny
>
>I still read this as Gerald McBoingBoing
>
>Dave

I enjoyed this article immensely, for several reasons.  The (I emptied
it)/(Dickhead) duality of Doozo deserves special attention.  And thanks for
the reference, Dave.   Uh, hi, Gerald...


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Grafix 'R Us                      "Delayed Vindication is better than none..."
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: Rictus Hep visits Boulder, Colorado
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1992 17:51:41 GMT

"No, I'm not from Ork.  Why do you ask?"

Mark.
gooley@netcom.com
From: curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: when the vegetable kingdom fell
Date: 16 Oct 92 05:10:48 GMT
Organization: UC Berkeley CS Dept.
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heads of cabbage on every pike, and even the
pickerel ate spinach.  aphids wept in the
street. the lions pranced.  and an amoeba
was seen to smile.

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