From: miket@unislc.uucp (Michael Thompson)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Reply-To: miket@unislc.UUCP (Michael Thompson,B2C04,4560)
Organization: Unisys, Salt Lake City
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 22:40:20 GMT

In article <1992Aug27.164852.1876@gtephx.UUCP> forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:
>In article <1992Aug21.151703.11576@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) writes:
>> In article <1992Aug21.042107.2790@athena.mit.edu> sybok@athena.mit.edu (The Rifleman) writes:
>> >>In article <1992Aug18.183738.17605@tin.monsanto.com> bcschu@skws02.monsanto.com (Brett Schultz) writes:
>> >>>It was just a joke.  I really don't think that Polish have any less brain power
>> >>>than anyone else.
>> >>>
>> >>>Brett
>> >>
>> >>Brett, your statements are very offensive to me - wheather you think
>> >>this is a joke or not you are just simply spreading hatred and
>> >>insults. As a community of intellectual's this cannot be tolerated
>> >>on the network and you should just simply stop posting this kind 
>> >>of crap; keep it to yourself. ALSO THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR 
>> >>SHOULD SEE TO THIS. 

<Stuff deleted>

>So Mario, when did you buy the net?  
>
>Or did God die and appoint you his successor?
>
>Where the hell do you get off telling other people what's funny?
>

More Mario bashing deleted......

It would seem that Mario has been duly beat up by now, I think we have all
made our point.  Can we get on with the humor now?


Here's one for you- should not offend anyone, except possibly the dog...read
on........

Sort of long, but funny.


A mother was in the kitchen busily mixing the ingredients for a large batch
of cookies.  She was reaching into the cabinets and adding a little of this
and a little of that when she realized she was out of baking powder.  She 
stopped what she was doing, pulled on her coat, and proceeded to the store
to pick some up.  

While she was gone her young son wandered into the kitchen, crawled up onto 
the counter and proceeded to rummage through the cabinets for something to 
eat.  As he was doing so he clumsily (sp) knocked a large package of BBs
right into the bowl of cookie mix; the top came off and hundreds of BBs were
spread throughout the cookie dough.  Well, the little tyke panicked thinking
his mother would soundly spank him upon her return so he proceeded to try to
pick the BBs out one at a time.  After several minutes, and realizing what
an impossable task it was, he gave up and decided to stir them into the cookie
dough and hope his mom wouldn't notice.  When Mom returned home she added 
the remaining ingredients, finished baking the cookies, and was none the 
wiser.  Needless to say, the youngster was very relieved.

Later that evening, after supper, the mother served her family the cookies
for dessert and then they all settled down together for an evening of TV.
During the evening the father got up, went into the bathroom, but returned
a few minutes later with a very puzzled look on his face.  His wife asked 
him what was wrong.  The damnest thing just happened, he wispered.  I went 
into the bathroom to take a leak and I'll be damned if I didn't pass something 
that looked like a BB.  That is strange, she replied, then continued to watch 
her show.  

A bit later the teenaged daughter got up, went into the bathroom, and returned
a few minutes later with an equally puzzled look on her face.  She sat down 
next to her mother.  Mom, she wispered, I'm worried; I just went to the 
bathroom and while I was sitting on the toilet I heard something splash
into the water.  When I looked, there were little BBs in the bottom of the 
bowl.  

By now the mother was really puzzled and couldn't figure out what the heck
was going on.  She told her daughter not to worry about it unless it happened
again, then continued to watch her TV show.

Minutes later her teenaged son came up from downstairs all in a panic.
Mom! Mom!, he was yelling, something  terrible has happened.  What is it!
his mom asked.  Her son replied, I was in the bathroom and...... At this point
the mother cut him off and said.  I know, I know, you were going to the 
bathroom and passed some BBs right?  Lord No!, he replied, worse than that;
I was downstairs jerking off and shot and killed the dog!


Cheers!


      
Mike Thompson                 |    It's true, forgiveness IS easier
Unisys UNIX Systems Group     |    to get than permission. ;-) 
unislc!miket                  |              -----------
miket@unislc.slc.unisys.com   |    My employer is profoundly grateful
                              |    that I speak only for myself.
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