From: sri@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (a.natarajan)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian,soc.culture.tamil
Subject: SREE KHUSBAAMBAALAYA KUMBHABHISHEKAM on NEW YEAR DAY!
Keywords: ALL ARE WELCOME!
Date: 22 Dec 92 22:55:34 GMT
Followup-To: poster
Organization: AT&T


" The fault, dear netters, is not in our STARS but in ourselves
 that we are underlings! Yon Khusbu hath a FULL and SATISFIED look!
 Such WOMEN are HARMLESS!" -- Billrahim  Shake SP Iyer.

Greetings! my fellow netters!

I am overwhelmed to share the following glad tidings with all of you!
Yes, it is true, ROMBA ROMBA true! The mahaa kumbhaabhishekam of
the  temple for cine star Khusbu will take place in the holy
draavida desam, which some of you know as Tamil Naadu! All the sanths,
mahaanths, gurus, swamis, theerthankaraas, aacharyaas, sankaraachaaryaas,
thanbiraans, adigals, jeers, kar sevaks (I don't mean "car mechanics"!)
have agreed to temporarily divert their attention from Ayodhya to the
kumbhaabhishekam celebrations! 

For those of you who may not be able to attend this holy event in person
(due to the exigencies of your busy life in this unholy hemisphere),
here is the "Sree Khusbaambaa Naamaavali with a dhyaana slokam!

You may recite it each morning in front of a center-fold picture of
Sree Sree Khusbaambaa Devi. Doing so guarantees protection from "flames"
from ANYONE, whether you post articles against braamaNans or
soodrans, against tigers or cows, against VHP(Vishwa Hindu Parishad)
or VVHP (Vithanda Vaada Hindu Parishad).

This is a sacred manthram. So, safeguard it as you would any proprietary
material in your work place!

Asya Sree Khusbaambaa mahaa manthrasya nataraaja rishihi;
athichchandaha; sarva jana ranjaka  Khusbu Devathaa.

[For this important manthra pertaining to Khusbaambaa, the author
is Nataraaja Maharishi; the meter is unaccountable; the presiding deity is
one who attracts innumerable people, the actress Khusbu.]

Dhyaanam: (Meditation):

"graamE nagarE kalaakshEthrE  chalachithra gruhE thaTHaa |
Saa dhEvee Sarva janaan Santhshayathi khusbaambikaa ||"

[I meditate on the Supreme Khusbu who makes all people happy,
in villages, cities, in theaters, and in cinema halls.]

 Sree Sree Khusbaambikaa dhivya naamaavali:

Om Sri KhusbuvE namaha [Salutations to Sri Khusbu]
Om Sri Uththara bhaarathodhbhavaayai namaha [ S. T. one born in North India]
Om Sri Dhravida dhEsa vaaSinyai namaha [S. T. one who resides in Tamil Naadu]
Om dhaakshiNaadhya chalana chithraambara prakaasitha nakshathryai namaha
 [S. T. one who  shines as the star in the firmament called the South Indian
                                                                      mrovies]
Om Naanaa-varNa chithraambOruhaanubhava BHrungyai namaha
  [ S. T. one who is a bee enjoying the nectar from the lotuses of
    multi colored movies]
Om dhravidadEsa raSikaakarshaNyai namaha [ S.T. one who pulls or attracts
  fans toward her in Tamil Naadu]
Om bEnz vaahanaarooDhayai namaha [one who travels in a Benz car]
Om gaja gaaminyai namaha [ ST to one who walks like a she-elephant]
Om bruhath kuchaambaayai namaha [s.t. one who is endowed with full breasts]
Om bruhath thanavE namaha [ S. T. one who is blessed with a "full" body]
Om nithamba kampa-jaala vinodinyai namaha [ S.T. one who creates miracles
by her shaking of the lower end of her anatomy] 
Om Sarva vaya vaseekariNyai namaha [ S.T. one who captures the hearts of young and old alike]


naanaavidha parimaLa manthra pushpaaNi samarpayaami

I offer these various flowers as my offering to Sree Sree Khusbaambaa.

May All of You Have a HAPPY NEW YEAR! I will be away in India negotiating
for a priest position at this temple. Any one out there to help me with
a recommendation please!?

Respectfully 
Nataraja Deekshthar at ATTahaasa kaaryaalayam.
                       ^^^
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