HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: djsnyder@husc10.harvard.edu (David Snyder)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Dalek has entered the building
Date: 15 Dec 92 03:29:53 GMT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

In article <92349.122250PJCHC@CUNYVM.BITNET> PJCHC@CUNYVM.BITNET (Philip J. Comins) writes:
>
>    Philip approaches the box and Kitten, the small hint of a smile on his
>face. "My dear Kitten," Philip chuckles, "as everyone knows, you can't pet a
>Dalek, or jump into his lap (he has no lap to jump into, only mutated body
>parts. No offense, pal ...)  If you want to make him happy, let's plug him
>into an electronic pleasure stimulator. By the way, friend Dalek, you'll have
>to remove that weapon-arm of yours if you want to stay here for any length of
>time.

The Dalek will be more than happy to remove his weapon arm, but will require
some assistance as his other manipulator isn't up to the task.
However, as having only his suction arm and eye stalk makes him feel
unbalanced, he will require a new appendage.  He kindly (kindly for a 
Dalek that is) asks for suggestions that fit the spirit of the Place.

The Dalek
From: alaric@sti.com (Alaric Tekiahyn)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Back again, for a while
Date: 12 Dec 1992 01:40:13 GMT
Organization: Software Transformation, Inc.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: smurf.sti.com

In article <2b28d385.kf8nh@kf8nh.wariat.org>, kf8nh@kf8nh.wariat.org (Brandon S. Allbery) writes:
] On 10 Dec 92 00:09:53 GMT, "Splash!" <keulen@csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au> wrote:
] > trumpins@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Barbara Trumpinski) writes:
] > >"welcome back wales....and i read about your dinner...i am green with
] > >envy"  (bet you guys have never seen a green kitten before)
] > 
] > Splash giggles ... "Yes, but it didn't look very well."
] 
] How soon we forget... anyone else here remember the Green Tiger and the
] green tiger kittens?

How could we possibly forget?  Tigers are rather hard to overlook.
Particularly green ones.

And let's not forget the HuntMech, either...

-- 
      "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom."  --  Thomas Jefferson
    ......................................................................
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From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Hats
Date: 19 Dec 1992 05:13:44 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: degas.wag.caltech.edu

Big Al gives rules for wearing hats, one of which is:

>7) Do not wear a beret unless you are covered with paint and/or jumping out of
>a helicopter with your M-16 slung over your shoulder.

Abner smiles.  "Well, my boss wears a beret most of the time, and a fedora on
those few occasions that he doesn't wear a beret.  He's never been in the
military (to my knowledge; maybe he was a secret mercenary ...), and he's not
the least bit French.  But he wears them to conferences, wears them to         
lectures, wears them in the lab ...  "

*shrug*

"But then, I wear loud madriss shirts, so who am I to make fun of another
person's clothes?"
From: ajm@wag.caltech.edu (Abner J. Mintz)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: prejudice
Date: 19 Dec 1992 05:36:54 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: degas.wag.caltech.edu

>>Abner nods.  "Just heard one a few days ago.  I think it's funny, but
>>there's definitely a few sharp edges to the joke ...

>>WARNING:  If you are easily offended, stop listening now!

>>'Did you hear that the gays in San Fransisco are organizing themselves
>>to defend each other from attack?  They're going to call themselves the
>>Pink Panthers!'"

/* notes:
>"Uhm, Abner?  Is that really a joke?  Just a week or so ago
>I saw a report on the local (Boston-area) news about a real
>group of gays and lesbians who were an anti-gay-bashing group
>modeled on the Guardian Angels, and they really did call
>themselves the Pink Panthers.  At least, I think that's 
>what the report said."

Abner looks slightly flustered.  "I've now had email reports of *several*
organizations around the country that call themselves this ...  So I guess
the joke I heard was more one of those 'something funny that actually 
happened' reports that mutated en route."

*shrug*

"Well, all the more power to them, as long as they fight violence rather than
encourage it!  Obviously, these organizations thought the idea was funny too!"

Abner then looks startled.

"I finally read the 'Mary's Place' story in Analog last night.  Do you realize
that I did the *exact* same sort of thing that Tommy Jansen did?"
From: ekho@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (amanda rothman)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Dalek has entered the building
Date: 17 Dec 92 05:46:09 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

trumpins@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Barbara Trumpinski) writes:

> the dalek says:
> 
> >There is a eery quiver that sounds through the Place, similar to the
> >familiar noise of the Doctor's TARDIS, but quicker, clearer and more 
> >well tuned.  A large metal box appears in the middle of the Place.
> >A door in the box opens, and a pepperpot shaped creature slides out.
> >"Exterminate," cries the Dalek.  "Exterminate."
> >No one in the place showest the slighest sign of terror.
> >"Exterminate?" asks the Dalek.  He is suddenly struck by a stream 
> >of positive emotions, a stream that bores into his brain and
> >activates parts that the Dalek had long belived remove.  The Dalek
> >finds happiness.  He'd like to order a drink, but has no experience
> >ingesting alcohol.
> 
> "you don't have to drink alcohol here in the Place...but if you do it
> won't hurt you...welcome..."  kitten is trying to figure out who exter
> minute is ....

  Tiring of stalking Amanda... (for now; don't let that encourage you.), 
Ekho appraises the newcomer.  "Quite an interesting mode of 
transportation.  Would you take it amiss if I looked at it?  I have been 
doing research into parachronic technology, a type of dimension travel, 
you could call it."  Amanda has been staring at the Dalek throughout the 
conversation.  When it becomes apparent that no "extermination" is to 
come about, she offers, "Welcome to the Place.  Care for a jellybaby?"    
A hesitant grin appears, and she moves closer to Kitten and Ekho.

           Yours in Time and Space
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From: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Subject: Re: So much for dramatic exits.
Reply-To: pel@maximo.enet.dec.com (Phillip E lujan)
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 13:39:12 GMT

In article <1992Dec11.041557.21233@atlantis.uucp>, aaron@atlantis.uucp writes:
|> There is a bit of an embarrassed cough and Alfvaen shimmers back into
|> existence, a look of relief on his face.  "Well, that wasn't very long, was
|> it?
|> 
(Lots of stuff deleted for time coservation)
|> "Hey!  I'm back!  My anticipated bout of with newsfeed deprivation is cut
|> quite short!  Whee!!!!!"  Alfvaen goes into a jig of glee and celebration, and
|> only stops when he snags a glass from Mike, chugs it and holds it high.  "To
|> Usenet and UUCP!"  The glass crashes into the fireplace and explodes in blue
|> flame.  Denizens of the Place wrinkle their noses at the smell of ozone...
|> 
|> --
|> ---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
|> Current Album--ABBA:Super Trouper
|> Current Read--Poppy Z. Brite:Lost Souls
|> -- 
|> ---Alfvaen(Still looking for "October's Baby")
|> Current Album--ZZ Top:Greatest Hits
|> Current Read--Poppy Z. Brite:Lost Souls
|> 

Starknight stands up, brushing off the peanuts.  "Welcome back, Alfvaen.  I'm
Starknight, I'm new here, and as our Ozzie friends say, let me shout you to a
drink.  Hey, Mike, a Bacardi and Coke for me, and whatever Alfvaen's having, on
my tab."

"Anyway, there's a toast I want to make..."  Starknight steps to the line,
clears his throat, and orates:

"New Friends"

Here's to new friends, wherever we meet
In school, at work, on the net or the street
These kind of friendships just can't be beat

Here's to new friends, that we may always be
The people who care through adversity
And the people who share our joys, happily

So here's to new friends, may we always find others
You can't have too many, good friends are like brothers
And I'd think of a rhyme here, if I had my druthers...

(Downs his drink.)  >>KEERASH!<<

"Jason, do you think you could help me out with this toast?  I'm having a lot
of trouble with that last line.  I know you're sick (get well soon), but I'm
stumped..."

--------
Sean Roberts, aka Starknight
"Chivalry is not dead, just mortally wounded..."
From: pechever@usc.edu (The Heckler)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Impu-Sebek leaves, for the moment.
Date: 18 Dec 1992 19:10:57 -0800
Organization: The Chaosbringers
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu
Keywords: Short byebye

Impu-Sebek, regretfully, downs the last of the Gypsy's fine tea, and squeezing
her shoulder fondly, arises.  He goes to the line, orders a rum & coke,
and draws his fingers rapidly through the air.  Silver chains trail from his
fingertips, falling softly on the bar.  
"A round for the house, Mike."
"Well, guys, it's goodbye for a few weeks; in five hours my plane takes off
for the high plateaus of Quito, Ecuador--home after eighteen months.
"It'll be good.  But I'll miss you guys.  The Place is warm, and there's love,
and...hell, I'll be back; no reason to get all choked up."

"Happy Holidays to all, and much love to the geck', Mary o'Tail, DM, /*,
Starknight, Taldin, TGG, Jason, Thyra, Pegasus, Phoenix, Rowan the Gypsy, 
Dalek, Melandra, Alfvaen, the Troll clan...and most of all, to Liralen Li.  
Thou all art God."

"If I forgot anyone...hey, thou art God too.  Deal with it. :)"

"To the Place!  B'seenya in a few, compadres!"

<<KRASH!>>

He runs to the door, throwing it open; a wonderful windstorm howls outside.
Impu-Sebek stares for a while, glorying in the wildness of it all.  He throws
up his arms, and his trenchcoat _flows_ up his body, changing, darkening,
growing...the spear Taldin gave him bends, the point lying alongside his mouth,
elongating into a yellow beak while the shaft grafts itself to his torso.

Spreading its wings, a huge crow flies into the wind, which screams its welcome
to a traveller who turns home to rest.

			Blessings,
			Impu-Sebek
			(Paul Echeverri elsewhere)


-- 
Your fingers weave quick minarets      |"They robbed from the rich...and gave
Speak in secret alphabets	       |to the CRIMINALLY INSANE!" -- R&S
I light another cigarette	       |Legalize the weed NOW! CANORML
Learn to forget...                     |email: pechever@usc.edu (changing soon)
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From: HC61@lafibm.lafayette.edu (HC61000)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: By the pricking of my thumbs...
Date: 17 Dec 92 02:50:05 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

The bar door opens. It is a perfectly nice (if a bit nippy)
december afternoon.  A 5'7'' human enters the bar.  No pointy ears,
no cyberware. He is wearing blue jeans, a escher t-shirt, and a brown
duster.  The only unusual aspect of his dress is two pins on the left
lapel of his jacket. One is an American flag. The other is a AADA
emblem.  He walks up to the bar and says: "Howdy, my name is Chris.
Do you serve Diet, Caffeine free Coca Cola?"
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From: jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu (Jimmy Malcolm Pierce)
Subject: Re: RIP
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 14:59:12 GMT

>"Dan'l, I think we all can say that even if we didn't know Tom, we all share
>your loss."  Starknight opens his mouth to say more, then shrugs and throws
>his glass into the fire.  >>KRASH!<<

   <crash!> DJ, Linda, and Robbie.

-- 
         Jim Pierce Bach. of Sci. in Applied Computer Science USM 
             jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu  Disclaimer: Standard.
                   Video. Cher: Love and Understanding.
From: pechever@phakt.usc.edu (The Heckler)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: It's a girl!
Date: 11 Dec 1992 21:45:57 -0800
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

In article <1992Dec11.164234.14971@muddcs.claremont.edu] uribe@jarthur.claremont.edu (Lydia Uribe) writes:
]In article <brumby.724083394@nella7.cc.monash.edu.au] brumby@nella7.cc.monash.edu.au (Stephen McNamara) writes:
]]   At one minute to eight this evening, Friday the eleventh of December,
]]Jennifer Rhiannon McNamara was born, after thirty two hours of fairly
]]difficult labour by Robyn. At the moment she is in a humidicrib, because
]]she found this breathing business a bit difficult for a two and a half week
]]premature baby. However, she seemed to have gotten the hang of it when I
]]left the hospital.
]
]Soprano jumps up and heads for the bar.  Placing a rather worn dollar bill
]on it, she gets a hot buttered rum from Mike and approaches the chalk line.
]
]"To Jennifer Rhiannon McNamara and her parents:  may your lives be filled
]with wonder!"
]
]>>>crash<<<
]					Soprano
<Krash!>
					Impu-Sebek
-- 
Your fingers weave quick minarets      |"They robbed from the rich...and gave
Speak in secret alphabets	       |to the CRIMINALLY INSANE!" -- R&S
I light another cigarette	       |Legalize the weed NOW! CANORML
Learn to forget...                     |email: pechever@usc.edu (changing soon)
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From: amanda@wam.umd.edu (Me again)
Subject: Re: "Humor" and real humor
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 20:36:42 GMT

In article <1992Dec7.123710@twinpeaks.gsfc.nasa.gov> xrjdm@calvin.gsfc.nasa.gov  writes:
>In article <1992Dec7.160717.27779@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>, aaron@space.ualberta.ca (Aaron Humphrey) writes:
>> 
>> "What really gets to me is humiliation.  'Three's Company' was a painful show
>> to watch, and I tend to dislike any comedy based on someone impersonating
>> someone else and embarrassing themselves as a result."
>> 
>Yep. I saw an episode of "Cheers" the other week that had Norm finding his
>"perfect job" - as a beer taster. All he had to do was meet the big boss.
>He then started to lose it because of nerves...I had to turn it off. I 
>couldn't stand it. It was horrible.

Aughhh!! i remember that episode!!  Yes i had to leave the room :)

I find myself doing that so much!  Leaving the room because a tv character
is about to be embarrassed.  Maybe the "average" audience enjoys the long,
obvious lead up to the "punchline"... the heightening tension as the 
characters further and further misunderstand each other... arrrgh... this
is torture to me! :)  I get so agitated when a character is embarrassed.  
I physically jump around, getting more and more uncomfortable until i'm sure
it's a relief to my family/friends when i finally leave the room and stop
annoying everyone :)  This is one of the things that can get me depressed
about human nature - that most people enjoy this sort of thing!

The strange thing is, i've heard that sentiment (about the unbearableness of
tv humor) on the net before... and almost nowhere else... there is some weird
common denominator at work, like some fraction of the population too small
to meet each other in daily life is finding itself in cyberspace.

Ok, enough net.philosophy for today... i should stop procrastinating and
study for my physics final!!!

Me        ------      amanda@wam.umd.edu         ------      Amanda Babcock
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From: maryb@cix.compulink.co.uk (Mary Branscombe)
Subject: Re: INTRODUCTION: Knight and day
Reply-To: maryb@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 16:46:00 +0000


hello Henry!
Mary's tail waves her (it's feeling enthusiastic)....

+-------------------------------------------+--------------------------+
| Organisation: Me? You're joking, right?   |maryb@cix.compulink.co.uk |
|                                           |maryb@cix.compulink.uucp  |
|I know I type "teh" for "the" My fingers have their own accent ;-)    |
+-------------------------------------------+--------------------------+
From: keulen@csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au (Splash!)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: So long, farewell, Auf Wiedersehn...
Date: 13 Dec 1992 06:11:48 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au

keulen@csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au (Splash!) writes:


>"Alfvaen has left the building!"

>Farewell Alfvaen ... may you be reunited with the net, and especially our
>little corner of it, very soon.  We will miss you.

>Splash!

*Chortle!*  Splash RsOFL for the second time tonight ... "Well, so much
for that farewell message  :-)  Mind you, I'd rather have Alfvaen on line
again than send farewll messages  :-)  Welcome back!  What'll you have? 
Mike ... "  Splash tosses Mike a two dollar coin.  " one for him, and a
glass of Claret for me, thanks.

"Reminds me of my own recent almost farewell (I think that lasted for,
ummm, about 36 hours).  I didn't even get to post a farewell message ...
and then we got the newsfeed back again.  Ain't the net.universe strange?"

Splash!

--
		Splash!		*To love is to LIVE!*
	(aka Mike van Keulen -- e-mail: keulen@murdoch.edu.au)
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From: yho@bmerh806.bnr.ca (Yue-shun Ho)
Subject: Re: New Year Pizza Party (Was: Re: On shoes and ships and sealing wax,
Reply-To: yho@utcs.utoronto.ca
Organization: Somewhere around Toronto, Ontario
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 92 16:45:29 GMT

mar@physics.su.OZ.AU (David Mar) writes:
>DM suggests, "I think the host should be an old-timer - someone who has
>been here for both previous New Year Pizza Parties. That rules me out,
>since I was only here for the last one. Are any old-timers ready to
>step into Nicarra's shoes for this occasion? If nobody who has been
>around here longer than I have volunteers, I guess I can have a go at
>it."

Stop babbling, DM!  Just do it!!  I did it last year.  It's now your turn!!

keulen@csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au (Splash!) writes:
>I'll certainly be here for that ... ummm ... New Year's Eve - who's time zone?

It's not New Year's Eve.  It's the days leading to New Year's Day, starting
  after Boxing Day or so.
 
yue-shun, toronto, ontario, who won't be around for the party


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From: dbriggs@zia.aoc.nrao.edu (Daniel Briggs)
Subject: Re: Showers? [Re: An Introduction]
Organization: National Radio Astronomy Observatory, Socorro NM
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 92 23:09:19 GMT

In article <1992Dec10.232342.5829@data-io.com>
  li@Data-IO.COM (Phyllis Rostykus) writes:
>>  Amanda grins and periodically giggles all throughout Liralen's 
>>explanation, almost spewing out her Coke and Creme Concoction at one 
>>time.  "I love it!  Such a show of love and trust like that is something 
>>that I wish could be possible everywhere.
>
>  Liralen nods and grins at Amanda's reactions, "Yeah.  Well, I don't know
>if it's so much sad as self-preservation for some.  Fear's a valid
>emotion.  And we did respect the folks who were adverse to trying it." She
>grins, "I seem to just have been raised or born with a little less of that
>sometimes valuable commodity.  And, yeah, I agree with you that the trust
>that's involved is *wonderful* when it's rewarded with responsibility and
>capability.  It can get a bit rough when someone isn't clued in on how to
>safely shower somone, as in they try and *drag* someone in.  But that's
>why some of the upperclassmen had the 'training sessions' to help iron out
>bugs in freshman showering technique."

Well, I'm afraid that I don't remember the showering tradition with quite
the same fondness as Liralen.  When it worked, it worked pretty well.  As a
way to blow off steam, as a way to take someone down a peg who needed it --
yeah it often did work.  But sometimes it got seriously ugly, and I don't
just mean people who didn't know how to do it right.  I think that the
worst cases usually involved interhouse showerings.  The cameraderie of
being at Caltech to the contrary, there are some very strong house
loyalties, and some people at Tech take it *way* too seriously.  Take such
folk and couple it with different house traditions of conduct and you have
the potential for real conflict.  I have no problems with showerings by and
of friends, or at least people working from common sets of assumptions
about what is and is not okay.  But there are occasions when being showered
feels not like a game, or some noble tradition, but assault.

-- 
| Daniel Briggs  (dbriggs@nrao.edu)                      |  USPA B-14993
| New Mexico Tech / National Radio Astronomy Observatory |      DoD #387
| P.O. Box O / Socorro, NM 87801   (505) 835-7391        | 
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From: li@Data-IO.COM (Phyllis Rostykus)
Subject: Danger Room (was Re: Showers? [Re: An Introduction])
Keywords: more
Organization: Data I/O Corporation
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 20:21:50 GMT


In article <JBrandt-131292111540@aaa.uoregon.edu> Jay Brandt wrote:

> Liralen and I, and a few others, also use it for martial arts workouts and
> combat training.  Argent is a positively incredible automated training
> droid. Sort of the ultimate sensi." He smiles at Liralen. "I may take you
> up on that as soon as I am done with our chess game. I could use a good
> workout. I've been inactive too long."

Liralen smiles back in response to Jason's smile.  "Me too," she says
softly, "With this cold and the fact that we're between soccer seasons
*and* the resent insanity of weather that's been going on, I haven't had a
good game in too long a time."

At Ecko's study of Argent, Liralen only smiles to see someone appreciate
the gift given to her with true understanding of what it is.  "Jilara gave
it to me.  Somewhat based on the Terminator 2 technology, but programmed
only to teach.  As Jason said, 'the ultimate sensei.'"

She bows to the two chess players and then says, "I'll meet you in the
Danger Room whenever you're ready.  We'll keep the area by the door a safe
area so there won't be any too-nasty surprises when you come in."  And
Liralen and Argent head for the Danger Room.
-- 
Phyllis Rostykus     | "... and how you feel can make it real  | - _US_
aka Liralen Li       | Real as anything you've seen            |   Peter
li@inigo.Data-IO.com | Get a life with this dreamer's dream."  |   Gabriel
From: ice9@hotcity.COM (Jeremy Dragt)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Greetings....
Date: 15 Dec 92 12:00:43 PST
Organization: BBS

In article <1ggiajINN3f1@newsman.csu.murdoch.edu.au>,
keulen@csuvax1.csu.murdoch.edu.au (Splash!) writes:
>trumpins@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Barbara Trumpinski) writes:
>
>>"i'll bet you dollars to donuts we have another string of cheap puns
>>coming up."  kitten NEVER puns.
>
>"I'm not sure I'd like to take a punt on that."
>
>Splash!
>
>--
>               Splash!         *To love is to LIVE!*
>       (aka Mike van Keulen -- e-mail: keulen@murdoch.edu.au)
nothing would be crueller then a string of donut puns
(I'm sorry I am not certain about the spelling although I know that it is a
.... COP OUT)
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From: ekho@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (amanda rothman)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Amanda wants to be a Kesh
Date: 17 Dec 92 17:15:17 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

amanda@wam.umd.edu (Me again) writes:

> but there's no such thing as a lone Kesh...."  Amanda lapses into contemplati
> of a whole people, a society with a strong bond and identity that nevertheles
> does not inpinge upon the personhood of its members. 
> 
> "Now if only i could *find* the Valley...."

  Amanda looks over at her namesister and with an innocent grin comments, 
"Now why does your description of the Kesh sound familiar?  Down to the 
"...if only I could *find* the Valley..."  I expect that if you need to 
find it, you will."  Suddenly laughing and giving Amanda a hug, Amanda 
shouts, "In the meantime, you've found the Place!  To a whole people!"  
>>CRASH<<

          Yours in Time and Space
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