HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: altinbay@netcom.com (John Altinbay)
Subject: Re: PLEEEAASSE HELP ME!!!!!!!
Keywords: I'm so confused
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 06:41:49 GMT

The following was posted to sundry groups.  I thought you guys might be 
better able to help.

In article <1993Jan11.185451@ivy2.smsc.hkdo.com> bdeler@ivy2.smsc.hsr.com (Beach Babe) writes:
>GOSH EVERYONE!!!!!
>Guess what I found out today.  People with more than two nipples are probably
>werewolves.  If you stand outside a door long enough by yourself, a line of
>people will eventually form behind you.  And Wilma Flintstone really resembles
>Mrs. Cleaver the more I think about it.   What I still can't figure out though
>is... are trolls males or females or both or neither and what's that brown and
>gray stuff that collects in the earpiece of my telephone?????  Arrgghh!!!  This
>is really bugging me.
>
>Buffy,
>Beach Babe


-- 
John Altinbay   -   altinbay@netcom.com
===============================================================
There's a spirit that guides me, a light that shines for me
My life is worth the living, I don't need to see the end.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: how one becomes drunk
Followup-To: misc.test 
Summary: stupid
Reply-To: rigler@dao.nrc.ca
Organization: DAO/CADC .
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 93 05:29:02 GMT

cowan@cerianthus.pinetree.org (Darin Cowan) writes:

>I can't say for the others, but you can only get dead after consumption of
>(a lot of) isopropanol.  You cannot get drunk on it.

Gee Darin, why is it that only pfinerty can get dead on isopropanol, and not
the rest of us?  I mean, what's so special about HIS biochemical makeup?

---
Rigler                     That's it.  I must be bored.  Time to go home.                            
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered,alt.fan.gooley
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Subject: Re: drinking problems
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 20:54:44 GMT

Drink on your back until you throw up.

Please. t.b. regulars would love to see you choke on your own vomit.

L.
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: drinking problems
Date: 10 Jan 93 16:25:22 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1993Jan9.192126.15244@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu>, pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
> (Lloyd "excuse me while i remove this 5 iron from my asshole" Wood) writes:
> 
> let me change some things to make the statement more applicable to you.
> 
> t.b. regulars would love to see you fuck off and die.
> 
>         HA!!@ HAA@#$! NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!@@!     loser.

Next time, please do your organic experiments homework
in a fume cupboard, finerty.

Jason

> 			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Hugh Neek)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: your victim your survivor your coffee maker maker your deep soul diver
Date: 9 Jan 93 14:31:03 GMT
Organization: The Bosco Collapsible Concubine and Folding Family Corporation
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

I find it hard to believe that anyone claiming to be responsible /
for the likes of KenJo, as one presumes KenJo's dad was, said   /
only the one half sig-worthy thing in the whole of his life.   / g
___
Something else I cannot believe is that anyone designs washing machines.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Xmas report
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 23:16:14 GMT



In article <1icfbhINN8e6@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:

   Laurence Doering writes:

   >Several days later, I sold my Norinco AK magazine-fed SKS to Duffy's
   >Gun Room in Sparks, MD.  They gave me $175 for the rifle and 480 rounds
   >of steel-case 7.62x39 ammo.  They had to write down my name and driver's
   >license number, since the Maryland State Police now keeps track of all
   >sales of weapons with detachable magazines.

   Approximately one year ago I sold my Colt AR-15 Model SP-1 to some guy
   named Bill in Cupertino, CA. He gave me $1000 for the rifle and some
   other interesting trinkets. We did not exchange surnames or phone
   numbers since, technically, this was a felony in California

About 2 1/2 years ago I sold my Polytech AK-47 to my housemate.  He
gave me $500 for the rifle, extra clips and the better part of a case
of 1100 rounds of Chinese ammo.  A week later he splintered the
bayonet case when he went shooting with it attached.



Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.startrek.current
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: FIND THE SPICES ON THE NET CONTEST
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 22:56:13 GMT


In soc.culture.arabic there is a guy named Basil.  

*CONTEST*	*CONTEST*	*CONTEST*	


Find someone on the net named		reward (in quatloos)
-------------------------------------------------------
Pepper					  5
Cumin					 50
Paprika					500 
Garlic				       1000
Molly McButter			      10000


carasso,
net.cook
...
...
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Thought
Date: Wed, 06 Jan 93 16:32:42 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll) writes:
> In article <NF2wwB3w165w@mantis.co.uk>, mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk> writes:
> > What would the post office do if you changed your name to "Par Avion"?
> 
> I think you should try it.

Naah, I think there's more opportunity for bureaucratic mayhem if you change
your surname to "Deceased".


mathew
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Formative experiences
Date: 5 Jan 1993 00:19:41 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Distribution: talk
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <schnitzi.726168853@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>Later, on the plate, shells boiled orange-pink, their 
>eyes would be permanently locked in an accusing 
>stare.

Haven't we just about OD'd on this Buttafuoco stuff?

				--Blair
				  "I have a joke, here, and I
				   dislike saying 'Buttafuoco.'"
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: another offer
Date: 7 Jan 1993 06:35:22 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <9056@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
*Come up with a star trek joke.
*The punch line must be "bjorn borg"
*Get it accepted to rec.humor.funny.

Been there, done that.

Except it was in alt.french.captain.borg.borg.borg, which is unmoderated.


Mark "Tennis is irrelevant" Lippert
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: English Class Nightmares
Date: 9 Jan 1993 11:50:01 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: phakt.usc.edu

In article <ogorman.725998733@unix1.tcd.ie> ogorman@unix1.tcd.ie (Lucifuge) writes:
>Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess, an ugly goblin and an
>enchanted prince. She wanted to rescue him (out of the goodness of her
>heart) but they all died in the nuclear holocaust which was occured when
>the planet was invaded by martians.

And they lived happily ever after.

5150
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: Real Life Warnings
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 17:14:06 GMT

In article <76252@apple.apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>In article <1ifnf2INNslh@sdl.Warren.MENTORG.COM> tal@Warren.MENTORG.COM (Tom Limoncelli) writes:
>|-- 
>|Tom Limoncelli -- tal@warren.mentorg.com (work) -- tal@plts.uucp (play)
>
>
>I do hope you will CEASE AND DESIST from plagiarizing my talk.bizarre
>articles.
>
>Thank You
>

	perhaps mr. Limoncelli would like a nice heaping load of junk mail
from the t.b. cabal (which doesn't exist, really.) one more and it will be
arranged. it doesn't take many quatloos either...
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: To everyone who sent Margaret a card.
Date: 8 Jan 1993 16:54:03 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, bur@ultisol.gsfc.nasa.gov (MAC) says:

>In article <1ice40INN7c9@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

>>My most profound appreciation.
>>She was thrilled by all the cards.
>>As a bonus, her mom was a little disturbed by it all.
>>Especially since Margaret made her tape them all on her bedroom wall and
>>refuses to let her take them down.

>>rp -- "Mommy, those are *MY* cards!"



>Damn!  I knew I forgot something!  When is her birthday, rp?
>M - "I'll make it up to you sweetheart...promise"

      June 12

   and that address once again is
                                  Margaret T. White
                                  1313  S. W. 20th
                                  Topeka,   KS   66604

   I have no joke here, I just like saying that the T. stands for
   Taliaferro, and thereby hangs a shameful confession.

rp -- bothered that her mom rents a three bedroom house for half of what I
      pay for a one bedroom.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: CFV: alt.nuke.colorado
Date: 9 Jan 1993 22:07:12 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com
Keywords: H760

In article <1ii23mINN2ks@news.aero.org> robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger) writes:
>I have no joke here, I just like the idea of Fascist Christian
>Homophobes being reduced to high-energy plasma.

That's funny; I thought it was sufficient simply to
send them to Colorado...

				--Blair
				  "Another place I wouldn't
				   tolerate year-round."
From: tomf@gte.com (Tom Fawcett)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: MEN, PHONES
Date: 4 Jan 93 22:03:34 GMT
Reply-To: tomf@gte.com
Organization: GTE Laboratories, Inc.


"Designing VLSI chips for testability"
Right.  I test 9-volt batteries by licking the terminals.
Maybe they're designing convenient tongue access ports.
From: sho@bohr.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: tiny
Date: 5 Jan 93 01:30:15 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

The stone slid into place, and I was buried alive, in a
miniature replica of one of the great pyramids of Cheops.  

And then, suddenly, the smell of warm milk.

I followed the odor to a room (only the exterior was a scale
model of the pyramid.  the interior was a 4 br 2 1/2 bath
condo), and found a mug of warm milk.  

The picture on the mug was a target.  As I drank from it,
the mug shattered in my hand, and I knew I wasn't alone.

-Sho
--
sho@physics.purdue.edu





Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler)
Subject: SSC
Reply-To: rigler@dao.nrc.ca
Organization: DAO/CADC .
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 20:55:20 GMT

I don't dilute.  Okay?

---
Rigler


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Re: WHY AMERICANS ARE GETTING STUPIDER
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 22:25:07 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.184212.21628@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>
>FIRST THERE WAS EVERTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARDEN.
>
>NOW...
>
>in rec.pets mdorfman@hamp.hampshire.edu writes:
>>
>>She was a wonderful, noble cat, and taught us so much about love. 
>  
>
>EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM MY CAT.
>
>
>NEXT WEEK: EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM MY PET ROCK.
>
>
>carasso "sick of america"
>.
>.

my washing machine is broken which began my quest entitled
"the discovery of America by visiting a public laundromatic".
the first thing i noticed was the green and white TV
blasting today's discussion: MothersWhoseChildrenMurder.
hmmm this seems to be instigating much heated conversation...
soap, soap i need soap. Go talk to the Nurse, she dispenses
the soap. ok i will. after getting my cup of green stuff,
i proceeded to the washing device. $1.75 for a small device.
i bet the regulars know how to cheat the machine.
if anyone want to know about MothersWhoseChildrenMurder,
just ask as i am well versed on the topic.

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
From: robert@aero.org (R. S. Statsinger)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WHY ANIMAL OWNERS SHOULD BE SHOT ON SIGHT
Date: 6 Jan 1993 23:02:05 GMT
Organization: Newbies Uber Alles
NNTP-Posting-Host: halcyon.aero.org

In article <1993Jan6.214525.22346@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>
>  [omitted]
>

How can one person be so incredibly insulting and so incredibly funny
at the same time? If this were 10-15 years ago I think we could
have found Roger a home with National Lampoon, but these days I
don't think those people could handle him. Shit man, if they ever
do blow Usenet out of the water, what will become of him?

Grad school?

				R.S.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: INTERESTING RABBIT FACT #1
Keywords: slaughter all newbies
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 14:00:01 GMT

> shawn@thor.atd.ucar.edu (Shawn Copeland) writes:
>In regard to the keywords, I have to point out that rabbits are not rodents.
>They're lagomorphs.

>And you can't imagine how long I've been waiting for an opportunity to
>tell someone that.

well, im sure that the folks over at misc.jobs.offered and misc.test are
just ecstatic that you chose to inform them of this fact.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: the six percent solution
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
X-Mr-Attribution: Robert Anton Wilson, "Schroedinger's Cat"
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 00:02:56 GMT

aad@siemens.com (Anthony Datri) writes:

>I'm forced to live in a state that has an income tax, which is probably around
>six percent.  How's that?

THERE IS NO GOVERNOR ANYWHERE.

YOU ARE ALL ABSOLUTELY FREE.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:44384 alt.butt.harp:344
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt.harp
Subject: Re: winged monkeys?
Date: 12 Jan 1993 06:07:42 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, emery@goldfinger.mitre.org (David Emery) says:

>>Now that the Democrats are back in power can we all just LIGHTEN UP???
>
>What, with the "High Priestess of Political Correctness" in the
>cabinet?  What happens when someone finds a.b-h offensive???  

 High Priestess of Political Correctness -- anagram
*****************************************************
   Tipper Gore: she scratches clits in folios!
*****************************************************

-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (Bakayaroo Banzai)
Subject: Re: short shameful confession
Organization: The Transvestite Farmer's Association of Argo Fay, Iowa
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 93 14:21:16 GMT

In article <1idfa6INNrin@bigboote.WPI.EDU> satan@wpi.WPI.EDU (mMaEtYtER) writes:
>
>SHORT SHAMEFUL CONFESSION:
>
>
>the vision of June Cleaver kneading cookie dough excites me
>
Just try not to be too hard on the Beaver, okay?...

Bakayaroo Banzai
Gee Wally, think Dad's gonna kill me for lusting after Mom?!..
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: My Mother.
Keywords: kindergarten, hot wheels, crustaceans
Date: 9 Jan 93 15:18:11 GMT


	Before kindergarten, I didn't know my mother was different. She
was just my mom.
	Then one day in the cafeteria, with all the other kids around, I
opened my Hot Wheels lunch box and found a nut cracker, and a whole boiled
crab. I was psyched. It tasted great, and it looked really cool.
	Now I *would* say that my mother was a very subtle and very 
intelligent woman, with a keen grasp of kindergarten social dynamics.
After all, I was top dog amongst the other kids for days after, I was 
The Guy That Ate The Giant Spider.
	But then about a week later I opened my lunch box and found three
plastic baggies, each containing a different flavor of jello.
-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
hamilton@fnald.fnal.gov                   - casey@wackenhut.com
From: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: NOT!
Date: 11 Jan 93 12:26:22 GMT
Reply-To: L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood)
Organization: Loughborough University, UK.

Unsuprising. t.b is carasso's enema.:
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@dao.nrc.ca (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: Miracles of modern medicine
Reply-To: rigler@dao.nrc.ca
Organization: DAO/CADC .
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 23:03:43 GMT

rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
> cj@sgi.com writes:
>> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu writes:
>>|Well, now I've done it.  I've gone and taken a Cepastat lozenge when my
>>Yes.  I took Robitussin DM "cough suppressant & expectorant"
>Gone are the days of Robitussin CF.  That was a cough syrup.
>And I remember the days when you could buy Terpin Hydrate with Codeine

Turns out, one of the bennies that comes with living in Canada is that you
can buy Tylenol with Codeine over the counter.  In fact, I purchased a bottle
a few days ago in preparation for my next ski trip:

       Rigler's Black Diamond Express

        codeine           60 mg
        caffeine          60 mg
        acetaminophen   1000 mg
        Glenfiddich        3 shots

To do it right, you should have your skis freshly waxed and wear a kilt with
nothing underneath (so you can feel the wind whistling through your nethers).
---
Rigler
From: z3kpw@ttacs1.ttu.edu ("Wheeler, Kevin")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: stuff to read for free
Date: 8 Jan 93 12:55:00 GMT
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  _   _
 ((___))
 [ x x ] cDc communications
  \   /  Global Domination Update - shortform
  (' ')  #10 - January 1, 1993
   (U)
 
New gNu NEW gnU new GnU nEW gNu neW gnu nEw releases for January, 1993:
 
 _________________________________/Text Files\_________________________________
 
201: "One Wrong Move" by The Deth Vegetable.  We start '93 off right with this
strong cDc debut from Deth Veggie.  An artist with a shotgun?  You KNOW it's
gonna be rad.
 
202: "Monster Jennifer, or Celibacy Can Kill You" by Omega.  Another '93 cDc
debut by Omega, sysop of Moody Loners With Handguns BBS and author of a tech
article published in the November, '92 issue of MONDO 2000.  Let's sing!
"Jennifer, hey, it's Jennifer... she's got a penis, hey wow, she's really
beautiful and kinda crazy... HEY!  IT'S JENNIFER!"
 
203: "The Briefing" by Reid Fleming.  Yet ANOTHER cDc debut, this one a
gripping tale of political intrigue and space aliens.  "Mr. President, you're
NOT on Candid Camera."
 
204: "Life in General" by Video Vindicator.  Mr. Fraud himself takes keyboard
in hand to deliver a heaping batch of opinions for you to ponder.  He disses
lame females!  He disses lame cars!  This file's got it all!
 
205: "That Which Strikes Terror Into the Hearts of Men" by Lady Carolin.  A
creepy old house, a dorky womanizer, and a mad grrrl with a chainsaw boogie
down!  Wooh!  It's the battle of the sexes!  ACTION!  ZOW!!
 
206: "The Power of Art" by THE NIGHTSTALKER.  It's the crazed man with feces on
his mind, mailing lumps of his bowel's best work to the President's lovely
daughter.  How touching!  Never let it be said that cDc lacks tender-hearted
affection!  We're all very fuzzy and warm.
 
207: "F23" by Obscure Images.  Ominous cyberpunk innuendo stuff with
mind-control and Catholic confessions.  You know it's REAL cyberpunk 'cause it
was a t-file FIRST.
 
208: "A Visit to the Slaughterhouse" by Transderm-Nitro.  Hey hey - let's go on
a pleasant little jaunt down to the slaughterhouse and kill us some cows! 
Yeehaw.  It's educational - Mr. Nitro breaks it on down for YOU.  Dead cows,
it's a subject EVERYONE's interested in.
 
209: "Helmet Interview: July 17, 1992" by G.A. Ellsworth.  Transcription of
G.A. interviewing Page Hamilton, singer and bandleader of Helmet.
 
210: "My Shit, and How to Strangle It" by Tequila Willy.  He's wacky and he's
got intestinal worms!  Read all about it!
 
         All files are available NOW from ftp.eff.org in pub/cud/cdc.
 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pjm@isis.cshl.org (Pat Monardo)
Subject: Re: meet the team
Organization: Cold Spring Harbor Labs
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 01:47:05 GMT

In article <1993Jan12.012117.20876@ca.dynix.com> dawn@ca.dynix.com (dawn) writes:
>``and this is dawn.  she's the one you call
>if something's gone horribly wrong with
>your system.  she sometimes handles regular
>support calls, too.''

hey, dawn, i seem to have sprung a leak in my left instantubular.

-- 
-- Pat Monardo
-- pjm@cshl.org
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: rictus discusses his last name
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,rec.pets,alt.religion.kibology,rec.music.country.western
Summary: dog boy
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: large
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Wed, 13 Jan 93 03:41:31 GMT
Expires: no


	it's Hep. like hep cat, man.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: straws
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex,misc.test,misc.jobs
Summary: forks and knives are dangerous 
Keywords: purile
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 17:28:30 GMT

a crazy straw can be thought of as a series of enzyme reactions which has
several local energy minimum that must be overcome in order to get
product, which in this case is hopefully a good strong drink.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.butt.harp
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: winged monkeys?
Originator: ben@ipoint
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Sears of Bavaria
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 17:40:00 GMT
Keywords: Monkeys Butts

bohrer@acme.mcc.com (Bill Bohrer) writes:

>Clearly, the "winged" monkeys bit is a ref. to "The Wizard of Oz" but
>where did the flying out the butt part come from?  

Actually, in "Wayne's World" they were not winged.  They just might
have been flying out of his butt.

>And why do I care, and why did Arsenio Hall have to start Americans
>BARKING instead of clapping??  I used to think it was weird that
>Europeans bang on the table instead of clapping, boy don't I feel
>stupid now...

Because he's a Q-Dog (not to be confused with an Atomic Dog).
Everybody knows that.

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Ben Cox (he and Jesse Jackson)
thoth@uiuc.edu (ex-neighbor of q-dogs)
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