HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jem@sunSITE.unc.edu (Jonathan Magid)
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Organization: University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 23:44:24 GMT

In article <1992Nov20.172136.14227@engage.pko.dec.com> buck@cavlry.enet.dec.com () writes:
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Such racist terminology and tab damage is not welcome on
alt.religion.kibology.

"As Kibotic as I wanna be"
jem.
-- 
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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: public transportation factoid of the day
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 05:56:52 GMT

[]
	Boston's (T) system [MBTA] just purchased 3.3 billion
kilowatt-hours of electricity from Boston Edison.  (~ibo and I know
because we crashed a board meeting.  Now we know which bridges are about
to collapse.  Hey, Matt, don't go to North Station for a while.)

	Also, it costs $5.85 worth of electricity to move a Red Line
train one mile on an average day.
						-- K.
						I *am* my .signature
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.magnus.and.ketil
From: magnus@bark-fddi.ii.uib.no (Magnus Alvestad)
Subject: Re: Poetry.
Reply-To: magnus@ii.uib.no
Organization: UVBS -> SFK/T-DSA / SOPS - HOS / RNoN
	<1992Nov16.191923.29925@tc.cornell.edu>
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 16:20:59 GMT

>>>>> On Mon, 16 Nov 1992 19:19:23 GMT, mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU
>>>>> (Matt Welsh) said:

>>>Le Morte D' Magnus and Ketil (part 1 of 318)

>>You mean they're gonna die soon?  What a drag.  And it's "La Morte", you
>>bozo.

	Matt> Maybe. I don't know any German, but I have a copy of a
	Matt> book here that says, clearly, "Le Morte D'Arthur".

I suppose that means a woman will kill me and ketil, while Arthur will
be killed by a man. Should give the police something to work on.

>>>Hark! He programmeth in Many Tounges!
>>"Tounges"?  Is that the cat who could drive a coach and six?

	Matt> No, that was "Toonces".

I think Tounges was the Dick Tracy bad guy that could drive a coach
while drinking a sixpack.

>>>Upon Large Lumbering Machines, fast as Zeus'
>>They're fast and lumbering?  That's quite a trick.

	Matt> It's called a "conceit": the juxtaposition of two
	Matt> disparate ideas.  Sheesh. You're no poetry critic!
	Matt> You're... you're like ELVIS!

Yeah, well - in fact we do some programming on organic computers. One
is actually constructed from lumber, so you were right the first time.

>>>He Pisseth Off the Keepers of the Net.

>>What... you mean someone's In Charge of all this?  I'd better
>>straighten up and fly right.

	Matt> Of course. Kibo is. You don't get on the net much, do you?

Have I pissed on Kibo? I'm awfully sorry. ;'( I though the Keepers of
the Net referred to soccer keepers and these nets behind them.

>the Foreign Name. the Foreign Name. the Foreign Name. the Foreign Name.
>the Foreign Name. the Foreign Name. the Foreign Name. the Foreign Name.

	Matt> Finally! I knew you'd submit sooner or later.

Is 'the foreign name' his way of trying to say Cthulhu?

Matt, are you a Cthulhu cultist?

-Magnus
From: buck@cavlry.enet.dec.com
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Mr. Potato Head talks dirty.
Date: 20 Nov 92 17:21:36 GMT
Reply-To: buck@cavlry.enet.dec.com ()
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation

Bill The Cat writes:

>Anyone try eating cheese sticks this way? It gets a bit stringy

      _    /|   
      \'o.O'    
      =(___)=   Aack!!!
         U      

8^)



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Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: dattier@ddsw1.mcs.com (DWT)
Subject: Re: I Hereby Promise...
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 22:47:01 GMT
Organization: Contributor Account at ddsw1, Chicago, Illinois  60657

kibo@world.std.com wrote in <BxwCty.JME@world.std.com>:

| 	...never to speak a smilie in alt.religion.kibology.

Kibo's never speaking a smilie would be like my never typing a simile.

David W. Tamkin   Box 59297   Northtown Station, Illinois  60659-0297
dattier@ddsw1.mcs.com    CompuServe: 73720,1570    MCI Mail: 426-1818
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From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.magnus.and.ketil,alt.fan.gooley,alt.job.gooley
Subject: Re: Poetry.
Followup-To: alt.fan.gooley,misc.test,junk,control
Date: 19 Nov 1992 19:18:26 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu

In article <1992Nov17.180412.2740@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>But to answer your question, no. I worship only Maarkyian-Guuli,
                                                           ^^^^^
That's Gulij.

5150
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From: georg@marie.physik.tu-berlin.de (Georg Schwarz)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.computers,comp.sys.cbm
Subject: Re: Confessions of a Commodore Junkie (Was: Re: SMART DRUGS2)
Date: 19 Nov 1992 10:07:42 GMT
Organization: ZRZ/TU-Berlin
NNTP-Posting-Host: marie.physik.tu-berlin.de

In <1992Nov17.214421.22889@tamsun.tamu.edu> n029gg@tamuts.tamu.edu (Adam Roach) writes:

>I'm sure that if we had off world colonies using sanskrit,
>the same '64's would have been shipped there. This goes a long way
>towards explaining why we had a British pound symbol on our '64's
>over here in the States. Additionally, I might like to point out
>that the layout of the C-64's keyboard had almost nothing to
>do with prevailing standards for typewriter keyboards.

I think I remember seeing a Commodore Computer (I think it was a VIC20,
but I'm not sure) that had Japanese Katakana characters instead of
lowercase (latin) characters.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.magnus.and.ketil,alt.fan.gooley,alt.non.sequitur,alt.evil
From: ketil@ii.uib.no (Ketil M. Malde)
Subject: Re: Poetry.
Reply-To: ketil@ii.uib.no
Organization: student of numerical analysis at the University of Bergen, Norway
	<1992Nov17.162059.12057@alf.uib.no>
	<1992Nov17.180412.2740@tc.cornell.edu>
	<KETIL.92Nov18215836@sandel.ii.uib.no>
	<1992Nov18.233214.13891@alf.uib.no>
Date: 19 Nov 92 18:22:40

>>>>> On Wed, 18 Nov 92 23:32:14 GMT, magnus@bark-fddi.ii.uib.no (Magnus Alvestad) said:

>>>>> On 18 Nov 92 21:58:36, ketil@ii.uib.no (Ketil M. Malde) said:

	Ketil> Why is there not a 'Jim the demon', or 'Harry the
	Ketil> Omnipotent of the Outher Spheres'?

	M> I think it has to do with the fact that once you know the
	M> name of a daemon, you have control over him. Now, Jim was
	M> one of the first to go, Harry didn't last long either.
	M> Besides, some of them bring great disfortune upon you if
	M> you name them, like Hast*r. Imagine if there was lightning
	M> every time you said 'Jim'. Now you know why no one name
	M> their sons Hast*r.

Hmm - so perhaps this is the reason why all computers are so full of
them: someone once upon a time made a random-character generator, and
WHOHA! The computer had harnessed vast numbers of the Darker Minions.

It then (due to the limits of artificial intelligence at the time,
perhaps) proceeded to set the immortals to rather prosaic tasks of
listening to networks, sorting and routing mail, etc etc

PS: If you don't believe in such esotheric creatures (as I didn't) be
warned!  My computer crashed on me when trying to post this. (I had to
reboot without in*td and cr*n, and only made it by pretending to do
something completely different)


--
 = Ketil Malde                     In real life:  ketil@ii.uib.no =
 = Nuke the whales!                    Honk if you love unicorns! =
From: mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: eeeee...
Date: 20 Nov 92 22:09:01 GMT

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:

>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Had this been an actual Schwa Emergency, your screen would have
>displayed this article upside down.  This was only a test.

>								-- K.

Are you preparing us for the horrible truth of what the MBTA REALLY
plans to do with all that spare energy sitting around at Boston Edison?
Are we going to be the victims of a massive Schwa Detonation?  This
could be the first experimental trial of Dr. Uhdwuhrd Tuhlluhr's 
SDI schwa laser!  A low-yield nuclear device is surrounded by rods
of corbomite crossbonded to fibers of endochronic thiotimoline.  Upon
detonation (well, actually slightly BEFORE detonation, because of 
the thiotimoline, which serves as an anticausal gamma absorber, thereby
giving the assembly enough time to lase before the whole thing gets
ripped apart by the blast) electrons are knocked from the schwa shells
of most of the bozotium atoms in the corbomite; spontaneous schwa-ray
emission in the bozotium soon triggers spontaneous emission in a
chain reaction, vaporizing the corbomite and emitting intensities
of up to 10^50 schwas per millisteradian in a somewhat directional 
beam.  The trick is to control the solid angle; in MIT Rad Lab
tradition, the dome of the Mother Church would be a fine target for
directional schwaificiation except that skyscrapers are in the way,
so the beacon on the old John Hancock building would probably serve
better.  A successful trial would change the color of the beacon
from blue/red to a continuously flashing display of the fourth
primary color, schween, which has never been synthesized in large
quantities before.  This aspect alone would be of considerable
scientific interest.  The danger is the remote possibility of
setting up a chain schwa reaction in the atmosphere, converting
it completely to a hostile mixture of nuhtruhguhn, uhxuhguhn and
assorted trace guhses.  Humanity would survive, but would be
severely vowel-impaired.  I'd suggest further study before the MBTA
tries anything reckless.
-- 
Matt McIrvin
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: eeeee...
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Fri, 20 Nov 1992 08:03:12 GMT

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Had this been an actual Schwa Emergency, your screen would have
displayed this article upside down.  This was only a test.

								-- K.
From: souchay@CAM.ORG (Francois Souchay)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: The Big Bang.
Date: 18 Nov 92 23:55:24 GMT
Organization: Communications Accessibles Montreal, Quebec Canada

In article <BxwFM5.MAK@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) writes:
>[alt.exploding.kibo]
>In article <1992Nov17.194551.60968@cc.usu.edu> slqmr@cc.usu.edu writes:
>>The explosion was harsh yet gave way to the new existance of love slaves.
>
>had them, been one.
>
>							-- K.
But my news reader refused to post this article in
"Subgenius Light"(r) !!!

Francois.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.magnus.and.ketil
From: magnus@bark-fddi.ii.uib.no (Magnus Alvestad)
Subject: Re: A pressing question
Reply-To: magnus@ii.uib.no
Organization: UVBS -> SFK/T-DSA / SOPS - HOS / RNoN
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 92 16:33:52 GMT

>>>>> On Tue, 17 Nov 1992 01:54:28 GMT, mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU
>>>>> (Matt Welsh) said:

	Matt> Do you do it-- whatever it is you do-- design fonts,
	Matt> whatever-- better in your BVD's?

BVD?

Brimstone Valley Databases?

-Magnus

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From: hermit@cats.UCSC.EDU (William R. Ward)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.computers,comp.sys.cbm
Subject: Re: Confessions of a Commodore Junkie (Was: Re: SMART DRUGS2)
Date: 16 Nov 92 21:56:56
Organization: Computing and Telecommunications Services, UCSC
	<1992Nov15.031139.1564@alf.uib.no>
	<1992Nov17.023140.22561@tamsun.tamu.edu>
NNTP-Posting-Host: am.ucsc.edu
In-reply-to: n029gg@tamuts.tamu.edu's message of Tue, 17 Nov 1992 02:31:40 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.023140.22561@tamsun.tamu.edu>, n029gg@tamuts.tamu.edu (Adam Roach) writes:
) In article <1992Nov15.031139.1564@alf.uib.no> magnus@ii.uib.no writes:
)>	Matt> NO  I"M N0T!!@@!@!!!  DRUGS ARE K00L!!!@!@!@ JUST SAY N0!!!!!!!11
)>	Matt> Ahem, I mean, no, he's not.
)>
)>I think Matt's - no I mean BIFF's C64 must be a customized edition -
)>because on the '64 - at least on Matt's - the @ key is shift-3, which
)>is not next to 1 or shift-1, so how come !!@@!!@!!@@.
)
) I'm ashamed of all of you! What happened to the REAL hackers who had
) to put assembly code into 6502's by hand? 
)
) Look, children, the " key is nowhere NEAR the ' key on the '64
) (shift-2 versus shift-7), and both * and @ are on keys by themselves,
) WAY over near the return key. Starting with shift-1, the '64
) keyboards go !"#$%&'(). There is nothing over the 0 key. All of
) @, * and ^ are on keys by themselves where most keyboards have [, ], and
) \ (or return) keys. The computer had no curly braces, and the backslash
) was replaced (as far as ASCII codes are concerned) by the British
) pound symbol. The underline character (_) was replaced by a left
) pointing arrow right above where the tab key should be (which,
) coincidentally, was where the ctrl key was; there WAS no tab key on
) the '64's.) 

It is possible that the original poster, being from Norway, has a
different keyboard layout.  It is not uncommon for different
countries' versions of a given computer to have different keyboard
layouts, depending mainly on the prevailing standards for typewriter
keyboards.  However, you're right that Matt's message was almost
certainly not written on a C64 keyboard.

Of course the legendary BIFF uses not a C64, but a VIC-20.

--
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           Santa Cruz CA 95060 USA
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From: xyzzy@mertwig.UUCP (Daniel Drucker)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.computers,comp.sys.cbm
Subject: Re: Confessions of a Commodore Junkie (Was: Re: SMART DRUGS2)
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 92 09:49:14 EST
Organization: Odd Parity Hacker's Group

georg@marie.physik.tu-berlin.de (Georg Schwarz) writes:

> In <1992Nov17.214421.22889@tamsun.tamu.edu> n029gg@tamuts.tamu.edu (Adam Roac
> I think I remember seeing a Commodore Computer (I think it was a VIC20,
> but I'm not sure) that had Japanese Katakana characters instead of
> lowercase (latin) characters.


Yes. It was made for chi'biff Okuda.

--  "Xyzzy T. Plugh"                               mertwig!xyzzy@jaflrn.uucp
                     Amateur radio callsign pending
        Daniel Max P. Drucker, the 14 year old networks wizard.

"Difficulty! It's the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!" -HHGTTG
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.computers,comp.sys.cbm
From: dagbrown@napier.uwaterloo.ca (Dave Brown)
Subject: Re: Confessions of a Commodore Junkie (Was: Re: SMART DRUGS2)
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Thu, 19 Nov 1992 19:39:06 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.214421.22889@tamsun.tamu.edu> n029gg@tamuts.tamu.edu (Adam Roach) writes:
>In which case he would 
>be posting 22 column
>messages, instead of
>40. But, then again,
>this point is moot,
>since the Vic-20's
>keyboard had exactly
>the same layout as the
>C-64's.
>
	Yeah, but suppose he had an 80-column board for his VIC--I
saw such things around.  I think they required that you have at least
something like 8K installed--either that or (bleugh) they had their
own on-board RAM.

-- 
Dave Brown
dagbrown@undergrad.math.uwaterloo.ca
Phone: (519) 438-0530
"What God want, God gets.  God help us all."  --Roger Waters
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 21:18:46 EST
From: <TJK111@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: FAQ?

FAQ?
Where?
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.folklore.urban
From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Subject: Re: 15 city tour?
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Sun, 22 Nov 1992 18:49:46 GMT

jlove@ivrit.ra.itd.umich.edu (Jack Love) writes:
>>
>>Incidentally, there is no such word as 'gullible' in Webster's.
>>

>On the contrary, from my Webster's:

>gull.ible \'g*l-*-b*l\ \-ble-\ aj : easily deceived, cheated, or duped - 
>   gull.ibly av

In my ``Kibo Heritage Dictionary'':

gull.ible \'g*l-*-b*l\ \-ble-\ aj : easily deceived, cheated, or duped - 
   such as somebody who falls for ``in-jokes'' on Usenet, and actually looks
   up the word gullible when told it's not there.

(Actually - the special edition of this dictionary has a mirror in place of
the definition.)

[I suppose now that Jack is going to claim that this was bait.  Yeah -
right!]

-- 
Paul Tomblin, News Administrator Extraordinaire.  (pt@geovision.gvc.com)
I just administer the news, I don't make or state policy.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.warlord
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Schweizer Bergtrottel jodelt dumm rum
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Sat, 21 Nov 1992 06:16:12 GMT

Hey, look, folks, I found a de.alt.flame article which should what would
happen if BIFF were German!

In article <1eg6tuINNg6e@uni-paderborn.de> jerry@uni-paderborn.de writes:
>92640689s@csghsg5a.bitnet wrote:
>: ALS AUSSENSTEHENDER IST ES ERSCHRECKEND , BEOBACHTEN
>: ZU KNNEN , WIE SICH DIE DEUTSCHEN STUDENTEN UNTEREINANDER
>: ZERFLEISCHEN !!!!
>: ... blafasel ...
>
>Verzieh dich, du Almoehi!   Wer:
>
>	1) Seine Shifttase nicht bedienen kann
>	2) Zu bloed ist Umlaute zu tippen
>	3) Einen Namen wie 92640689s hat
>	4) Aus dem Bitnet kommt
>	5) Nicht mal vernuenftig unterschreiben kann ("A.v.D ")
>
>der sollte sich mit seinem 40-Zeichen C-64 moeglichst schnell wieder
>in sein Alpental verziehen und das Maul halten.   Diese geistige
>Bschraenktheit kann nur durch den extrem begrenzten Genpool in den
>schweizer Kuhduerfen zu erklaeren sein.
								-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.magnus.and.ketil,alt.fan.gooley
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Poetry.
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 18:04:12 GMT

In article <1992Nov17.162059.12057@alf.uib.no> magnus@ii.uib.no writes:
>
>Matt, are you a Cthulhu cultist?
>
>-Magnus
>

Wholth Cthulu? You should see a doctor about that lisp.

But to answer your question, no. I worship only Maarkyian-Guuli,
Wanderer of the Negative Material Plane (there it is, on page 203
of the 2nd Edition AD&D Monster Manual). 

mdw
return of the .sig from hell:

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "She's like jelly roll, like sculpture!"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Silly Recipe Ingredient Of The Month
Reply-To: kibo@world.std.com
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 06:08:27 GMT

[]
	Dear ol' ~ibo just made me some onion soup.  Instead of the beef
broth, he substituted something.  Something which comes in plum-colored
cans and is carbonated.

	Yes, Bigfoot watchers, he used a whole can of Dr. Pepper in the
onion soup.  It tasted very, very, very sugary.

	Adding lots of beef bouillon helped a bit.
								-- K.

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Silly Recipe Ingredient Of The Month
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 21:25:17 GMT

In article <Bxsp24.7BD@world.std.com> kibo@world.std.com writes:
>[]
>	Dear ol' ~ibo just made me some onion soup.  Instead of the beef
>broth, he substituted something.  Something which comes in plum-colored
>cans and is carbonated.
>	Yes, Bigfoot watchers, he used a whole can of Dr. Pepper in the
>onion soup.  

Whoof! Thank goodness. I thought you were talking about styling mousse there
for a minute. Glad you're still with us.

mdw, it's almost carbonated

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: A pressing question
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1992 01:54:28 GMT

Kibo (mind if I call you just "Kib"? Thanks), I've got this heavy problem
weighting upon my psyche, and I'm hoping you can answer it for me. 

Do you do it-- whatever it is you do-- design fonts, whatever-- better in
your BVD's? 

I was going to submit this to the Oracle, but he's no damn help these days.

Thanks,
mdw

Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: news@geovision.gvc.com (News Administrator)
Subject: Re: Poetry.
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 16:00:38 GMT

franklin@endive.eecs.ucdavis.edu (Paul Franklin) writes:

>In article <KETIL.92Nov18215836@sandel.ii.uib.no> ketil@ii.uib.no (Ketil M. Malde) writes:

>   Why does all the various beings of Other Worlds have so long and
>   completely unutterable names?

>Besides, with a name like Ketil, you shouldn't be talking.  How many
>people on this planet can pronounce that name?  (I can come close
>after a lot of practice.)

Yeah, it's sort of like the Pot calling the Ketil black!

(Sorry - I couldn't resist.  I'll take my medicine now)

-- 
Paul Tomblin, News Administrator Extraordinaire.  (pt@geovision.gvc.com)
I just administer the news, I don't make or state policy.
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: What You Can Learn From Star Trek. Estimated Retail Value $15.
From: rhamilt@husc10.harvard.edu (Rowan Hamilton)
Date: 16 Nov 92 14:02:55 GMT

mcirvin@husc8.harvard.edu (Mcirvin) writes:

>Watch Star Trek with a bunch of physicists sometime!  There's no
>thrill like it!  Gagging noises in STEREO SURROUND!
>-- 
>Matt McIrvin

	Oohh...the horror...the horror....
-- 
Rowan T. Hamilton                         "To dig this is to groove on
hamilton@huhepl.harvard.edu                   hella shit."
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