HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: please continue
Date: 3 Sep 92 03:44:51 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <NJ.92Sep2092950@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU> nj@magnolia.Berkeley.EDU (Narciso Jaramillo) writes:
>
>The summer of 2216 was dark and dreary.  The earth hadn't revolved in days,
I could barely make out the government building thru the radioactive haze.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA)
Subject: Re: please continue
Organization: WHorshipers of Lady LibertY (WHoLLY)
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 21:48:00 GMT


the fluorescent lights continue their insidious buzzing, programming
us all to be conditioned to 120 hz, to be conditioned to the flicker,
we stare at the ancient image of The King in fully sideburned glory, 
'grounds controlled, colonel tom'....

--

"Life is like a big C program with no documentation"  - Ted Slater

	\\\\\sean/////
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Safe, legal rape
Keywords: sarcasm
Date: 3 Sep 92 17:44:28 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

gypsy@alembic.acs.com (hippolyte) writes:
)ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
))
))It is time for men to stand up and fight for their basic right to
))chose to rape.
)
)i am unable to think of an adjective vile enough
)to describe you, nor am i able to imagine an item
)large enough or sharp enough to use to shove the
)aforementioned nonexistent adjective up your ass.
)despite the fact that your post was so obviously
)intended solely to piss off women, thereby betraying
)that you, too, are victim to that paralysing terror
)of intelligent, capable women that seems to be
)sweeping talk.bizarre in such epidemic proportions
)these days, i am unable to rouse in myself even
)the slightest pity for you, much less any more
)positive emotion, such as loathing or murderous
)hatred.

she wants it, badly.

)as i recall, if nobody believes in fairies, they
)die.  so i am putting you in my killfile now, and
)i suspect that this latest turd you have deposited
)upon talk.bizarre will inspire many others to do
)the same.  i only wish i could be there to watch
)you wither away to nothingness, to see the wisp of
)smoke as that miniscule spark that served you for
)the fire of creativity blinks out, and to empty my
)bladder onto the ashes, just to make sure.

oh, you are a kinky little mink.  you need to be spanked.

carasso "she needs it from a *real* man"

-- 
--
cj gypsy
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From: lmn52210@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Ramona)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.arts.poems,alt.music.alternative
Subject: Re: AN ORIGINAL POEM BY ROGER DAVID CARASSO
Date: 4 Sep 92 15:49:12 GMT
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana

You know, that is a recognized form of poetry.
It's called dada.  I tried it once for a writing 
class.  It was a bit interesting, but not very good.


			     Raamona
			     (that's Ramona)
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 08:44:17 EDT
From: Jim Krahulec <JTK110@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject:    I couldn't believe it.....

I thought they were real mashed potatoes.
But you used powdered. And you didn't even tell me.

Alas! for the little fuzzy ones............
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: toast
Date: 31 Aug 92 19:27:53 GMT
Reply-To: rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,alt.cascade,misc.test,alt.newbie
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

Blair writes:

)>>>>>>>>>>>>Currants.
)>>>>>>>>>>>Currency.
)>>>>>>>>>>Crabalocker Fishwife.
)>>>>>>>>>Coxswain.
)>>>>>>>>Cousin, Cousine.
)>>>>>>>Circadian Rythym
)>>>>>>Camelopardis.
)>>>>>Cadaverine.
)>>>>Cahiers du Cinema.
)>>>Cacoethes Scribendi.
)>>Criminal Insanity.
)>Carasso.
)Countach.
Coup d'etat.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: I know this is bad, but I can't help myself.
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 22:05:54 GMT

rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

>In talk.bizarre they first came for the cave newts and I didn't speak up
>because I wasn't a cave newt. Then they came for the newbies, and I
>didn't speak up because I wasn't a newbies.  Then they came for the
>trilobites and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trilobite.
>Then they came for Steve Franklin, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't
>an asshole. Then they came for me--and by that time no one was left
>to speak up but Kibo, but he had his own newsfroups and didn't give a shit.

Come on deary you can help yourself; help youself to a game of solitare 
Russian Roulette!

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)         
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: Baghdad is an Iranian city !!!
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 03:47:12 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN SOC.CULTURE.IRANIAN,SOC.CULTURE.AFGHANISTAN,SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC,SOC.CULTURE.TURKISH bsadeghi@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Behzad Sadeghi) writes:
)sehari@iastate.edu (Babak Sehari) writes:
))
))You should review your history, before jumping in.  Iran was before and
) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
)
)You shouls stop all these history crap postings. Day in- day out, same
)stupid remarks about the "proud Iranian history" and their achievements.
)And the same backward people, commenting about this, already beaten to
)death, subjet.
)
)Why don't you all get a life!


THIS IS MY FAVORITE ANTI-ARAB POSTING BY AN ARAB THIS WEEK.


-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Murphy Brown drops her bundle.
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 92 03:30:14 GMT

Well after 9 months of 'build-up' the only woman to ever give birth has done
it, at least on last nights episoda downa here.  Wonder if Emmy's make good
dildoes?

act@csc.canberra.edu.au       Eye t'ought Eye taw a putty tat.
Look Once...         .-)      
   Look TwEyece..    .-) .-)       
      Half See...    .-)
From: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: LIFE NEAR LAKE ONTARIO
Date: 30 Aug 92 06:07:35 GMT
Reply-To: rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly)
Organization: The Man With Ten Cats

In article <25L9PB3w164w@kryton.UUCP> ace@kryton.UUCP (Catherine Beckstead) writes:
>adw@cci632.cci.com (Allen Williams (co-op)) writes:
>
>> 
>>  For those who have asked me what life is like in the East coast, it 
>> is a typical day in America, but for the edification of all I shall describe
>> a typical workday that I go through.
>
><lots of wonderfully funny stuff about waisting water deleted>
>
>That was a terrific story.  I'm still laughing.  Hmmm and we are
>here in California with brown grass and dead bushes.  Oh well,
>can I at least take the brick out of my toilet now??


Here in Massachusetts its a slightly different story.  We have plenty of
water.  But we also have to clean up Boston Harbor.  Which _is_ good.  To
do this they set up the Massachusetts Water Rehabilitation Authority, which
is cleaning the harbor and governing the amount of sewage that comes out of
towns that use the state water and sewage system.  My water bill is split
into a fee for water used and a fee for sewage sent out.  Sewage is a fixed
percentage of water use.  The sewage fee now seems to be doubling twice a
year.  Eventually, I will be paying more on my water bill than I do on my
property taxes.

The effect is the same for many people.  Brown grass and dead bushes.

-- 

Rick Kelly	rmk@rmkhome.UUCP	unixland!rmkhome!rmk	rmk@frog.UUCP
From: spt@waikato.ac.nz (Simon Travaglia)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mary disciplines a young Jesus
Date: 24 Aug 92 13:39:59 +1200
Followup-To: alt.cascade,misc.test
Distribution: talk
Organization: University of Waikato Computer Centre

In article <1992Aug23.220439.4989@cs.cornell.edu>, csuley@cs.cornell.edu (Christopher Suley) writes:
> In article <l9g29kINN5kg@girtab.usc.edu> rone@girtab.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri) writes:
>>In article <schnitzi.714576779@eola.cs.ucf.edu> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>>"Jesus, shut the door!  What, were you born in a barn?"
>>
>>*plonk*
>>
>>
>>5150
>>do inform me if i've used *plonk* incorrectly
> 
> Um, you have.
> *plonk*
> 
No, you see you miss the leading space.  It should be

 *plonk*

not

*plonk*

The meanings are completely different

   +-----------+  Terminal Sticker: "My other terminal is a chunk of shit too"
   |+----+     |  +----------------------------------------------------------+
   ||    |     |  | Simon Travaglia, Computer Services, University of Waikato|
   |+----+VT100|  | Priv. Bag, Hamilton, New Zealand. spt@grace.waikato.ac.nz|
   +-----------+  +----------------------------------------------------------+

Silence gives consent, or a horrible feeling that nobody's listening.
                                        -- Franklin P. Jones
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful, confession
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 17:07:03 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <3577@atlas.tegra.COM> vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail) writes:
*
*
*In article <1992Aug26.202847.843@cs.rose-hulman.edu>  
jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson) writes:
*
*
*   My life has had considerably more humor in it since I started reading  
*   talk.bizarre.
*
*talk.bizarre has been considerably more dull since rose-hulman started
*posting to it.


You're SURPRISED???? This place is the very DEFINITION of geekdom. I can't WAIT  
to see what it is like here when they go coed in '95.

Might be good for some gif's to alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless, though.
Or maybe alt.sex.bestiality....yeah, that's probably the ticket.

(Did you get this, C.J.?)
-
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
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From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: WEEKENDS
Date: 1 Sep 92 20:38:19 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu's message of 1 Sep 92 17:09:47 GMT


This one, in particular.

magic.bob in Orlando Florida.



WHERE: Probably in the Peabody Hotel

WHEN:  Probably Saturday or Sunday about 7 pm, lasting about 2 hours.

REALLY WHEN AND WHERE:  Watch for notices at Magicon.

WHAT: Notable t.b types, catering by X industries, unspecified
     details.

MEANWHILE: Ice skating with Ashley and Susan tomorrow evening in Orlando.
From: larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Integration
Distribution: world
Date: 29 Aug 92 01:24:44 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

Nothing has moved in this field, somewhere in Iowa, for several hours.
If you don't count the random stirrings caused by the wind then it has
been much longer.  But now there is a slight movement of earth; a
small hole opens up, and out crawls an eyeball.  My eyeball.

It looks around.  It doesn't blink of course, since the corresponding
eyelid is still somewhere in New Mexico.  It dilates its pupil a little
though, gets its bearings, and starts the long journey.

A faint banging can be heard coming from the inside of a garbage can behind
a fancy restaurant in San Fransisco.  Seconds later the lid is lifted up a
few inches, and a nose carefully makes its way out.  Both eyes, the one
in Iowa and the other in Bermuda, water a little from the stench.

A woman hiking in Vermont is startled by what she thinks is a very large
snake.  She would be a lot more surprised if she knew it was my large
intestine.

Someday, someday soon I will be complete again.  My liver and spleen have
already met up in Kansas City.

--
...uunet!canetoad!larne                          canetoad!larne@uunet.uu.net
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: owhite@nmsu.edu (smouldering dog)
Subject: Re: Do you people have jobs?--> NO.
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Computing Research Lab
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 17:55:56 GMT

In article <1992Aug24.194753.22549@fcom.cc.utah.edu> PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful) writes:

> i myself, am a foolish grad student sucking funds from the 
> public just to barely eek out a miserable existence so i 
> can do work than 98% of the population cannot understand
> or even care about. fuck 'em, as long as they pay me, i'll do it. 

one is inclined to wonder how you would continue if you couldnt have
usenet for the daily oppurtunity to pin youself up on a cross.
  
>  PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
>  "i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."

sed < .signature s/"scientific research"/martyrdom/

--
owen white

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	its hard to know what matters when its mostly made of space.
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From: berry@pasteur.seas.ucla.edu (John R. Berry)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.newbie
Subject: The art of sharing
Date: 29 Aug 92 16:44:47 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: SEASnet, University of California, Los Angeles


The best thing about posting to misc.test is sharing.  Thus, I thought you all
might enjoy this post from control which you might have missed:

 >Article 67386 of control:
 >Path: ucla-seas!ucla-cs!usc!sdd.hp.com!decwrl!csus.edu!netcom.com!r..dc
 >From: r.dc@netcom.com (Raechel Dafny Christi)
 >     ^^^^
 >Newsgroups: ba.politics,alt.activism,ca.politics,talk.politics.misc,misc.test
 >                                                                    ^^^^^^^^^
 >Subject: cancel <m9cnz_c.r.dc@netcom.com>
 >Message-ID: <q9cn2jc.r.dc@netcom.com>
 >Date: 28 Aug 92 00:43:43 GMT
 >References: <64717@cup.portal.com) <6023@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil) <m9cnz_c.r.dc@netcom.com>
 >Control: cancel <m9cnz_c.r.dc@netcom.com>
 >Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.
 >Lines: 4
 >
 ><m9cnz_c.r.dc@netcom.com> was cancelled from within rn.
 >-- 
 >--
 >hugs, Raechel
 >

  Of course, the name has been changed to protect the guilty.



  xxoo,
  John

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
Subject: Am I the only one that...
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Math, Stats & CS, Dalhousie University, Halifax, NS, Canada
Date: Sat, 29 Aug 1992 16:19:15 GMT


Am I the only one that...
-------------------------

	a) Doesn't think Dan Quayle is that bad?
	
	b) tells himself "If I can hold my breath for the next 90 seconds,
	   then I'm gonna get an A on that test I just wrote...", or even
	   better "If I can get at least 11000 on my next Tetris game then
	   I will pass the test"?
	
	c) Doesn't know who the hell this "Kibo" guy is?
	
	d) Doesn't care who the hell this Kibo guy is?
	
	e) Wonders what the average I.Q. of the talk.bizarre crowd is?
	
	f) Wonders who all these people who post to talk.bizarre are and where
	   they come from, when everyone knows they don't give USENET access
	   to psychiatric patients?
	
	g) hears the occassional voice that says "empty, dull, thud"?
	
	h) Thinks that Albert Einstein made a lucky guess, but that his initial
	   guess was "E=mc^3"?
	
	i) Wonders why his famous relative Ben Franklin was flying a kite on
	   a stormy day when he risked getting wet? And what the hell was
	   the key there for? If he let go of the kite, how was he supposed
	   to get back inside his house?
	
	j) Still likes McEnroe?
	
	k) Doesn't like Diet Coke?
	
	l) Thinks Axl Rose would make a good philosopher?
	
	m) Wonders why Mick Jagger got those lip implants?
	
	n) Why Milli Vanilli got people to lip synch their music who weren't
	   very good singers?
	
	o) actually KNOWS how they get the caramel inside those caramilk bars?
	   I mean, come on - everyone knows that they've mastered 
	   inverse-matter-transduction.
	
	p) Thinks that Ed MacMahon is a dork?
	
	q) Thinks Clinton is a money-grubbing baby-booming dweeb?
	
	r) Doesn't like windows 3.1 and sees what a copy cat it is? Clearly it's
	   modeled after the Vic 20 o/s?
	
	s) Liked Loni Anderson better BEFORE the operation?
	
	t) Thinks the new WKRP sucks rocks?
	
	u) Doesn't like the Roseanne Barr show? Who are all these people who
	   watch that show anyways? Do they actually exist?
	
	v) Thinks Elvis still lives?
	
	x) forgets which letter comes between v and x?
	
	y) Likes Mulroney?
	
	z) Is rather bored and welcomes any and all flames that come his way?

steve (who is just seeking the answers to life's greatest mysteries)
-- 
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From: mcsdc1jcwj@dct.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: crap that isn't worth reading
Date: 29 Aug 92 11:08:55 +0100
Organization: Dundee Institute of Technology

BAd green stuff and it can kill . Massive outpourings of clinical content . The
constancy of a full on grind . And then nothing .

What a load of crap .-- 
 _____________________________________________________________________________
|                                          |  |_______|                       |
| Sky and clouds and birds and trees and   |  |       |     _     (______ .   |
| babies and children and grass and plants |   \_____/    _(_)     _          |
| and rainbows and little bunny rabbits can|              ----|-  (_)         |
| all say hello to Mr.Flamethrower here .  |  |-------|           ___         |
|**Hell is for Children**Only women bleed**|                      __)         |
| The Reverend Laird Jon.Justice of Camster|  ________|           .           |
|__________________________________________|          |                       |
| mcsdc1jcwj@vaxb.dct.ac.uk | My opinions are all my own and not the college's|
'---------------------------' even when they are . etc, etc, etc .            |
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
From: grendel@canetoad.UUCP (Rage y Romance)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:  IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP! (was: Re: STOP this crap)
Distribution: world
Date: 31 Aug 92 22:09:33 EDT
Organization: The Satellite of Love

In article <fulton.715293982@silver> fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:
>In <Btv4I2.Ko4@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin) writes:
>
>"Rage is not bizarre" - Dave Polewka

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!!HAHAHAHAHH! Then you've never met me!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHahahah.................................ha...ha....ha...ha
...........
But you will...you will... 
Then you'll know. Then you'll know...yeah...
Yeah, rage can be bizarre...just ask my nextdoor neighbor. The one
who keeps playing "Guns & SHIT" loud music while I'm trying to watch 
"Apocolypse Now". She found out...yeah...she found out when I'm really 
angry I can fit an entire African boar into her mailbox...yeah...you'll 
find out...
--
"I'm not cruel to be kind.      | ...uunet!canetoad!grendel
 I'm not cruel to be crueller.  | canetoad!grendel@uunet.uu.net
 I'm cruel to be cruellest"     |
                    Grendel     |
From: hoconnel@physics.adelaide.edu.au (Heath O'Connell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GUN HO - Finish me off
Keywords: Hate to keep repeating myself
Date: 27 Aug 92 04:26:53 GMT

act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:


> If you knew ouzi like I knew ouzi .......
	What a douzi!

--

			    Heath O'Connell
		hoconnel@adelphi.physics.adelaide.edu.au
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Name the band who did this song:
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 14:13:41 GMT

In article <1992Sep1.143306.202618@uctvax.uct.ac.za> mncmic02@uctvax.uct.ac.za writes:
>
>OH YEAH?? Name *THIS* song...
>
>
>HUUUUUGGHHHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY! Phphphph phphphphp phphphph

Louie, Louie, by the Kingsmen.

Time for the killfile, my friend.
--scott
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mclemens@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Clemens)
Subject: Re: WAR CHANT
Summary: All together now...
Organization: Indiana University School for the Chronically Chronic
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 22:37:35 GMT

In article <BtM11D.JLr@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata boy) writes:
>WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
>WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
>WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
>WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
>WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
>WE'RE FIERCE!  WE'RE FEMININE!  AND WE'RE IN YOUR FACE!
>
>ata boy

WE'RE PRE-PUBESCENT!
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: k206027@smog.DKRZ-Hamburg.DE (Matt Marchese)
Subject: Houses of the Holy Cow
Organization: Deutsches Klimarechenzentrum GmbH, Hamburg
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 08:30:52 GMT




DADA DADA DADA DA DA

dump de dump de dump

DADA DADA DADA DA DA

dump de dump de dump

du dudu dududu  

Baybeeeeeeeee....ah..ah...ah...ah..Oooooooh yeah!

This Led Zeppelin Moment has been brought to you by, Schlutz Beer...
Brewed from the finest barley, hops, and tuna fish stuffed into
the bodily orifices of unconcious groupies.

"I am a Golden God!!!" -Robert Plant, balcony of the Hollywood Hyatt, 1972
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: classic usenet insults
Date: 28 Aug 92 11:56:24 GMT
Followup-To: misc.test
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <1992Aug28.084716.2669@nuscc.nus.sg> matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg
(Mcinnes B T (Dr)) writes:

[rubbish deleted]

Dear Mr. Mcinnes,

Welcome to talk.bizarre.  We are glad you enjoyed your short visit, and
we hope you have no difficult in getting from here to the exit, which is
that wooden thing in the wall marked 'Way Out'. 

Now Fuck Off [TM].

-- Ken "welcoming committee" Johnson


-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Do you people have jobs?
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 19:44:29 GMT

In article <1992Aug23.001700.13778@sci34hub.sci.com> gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston) writes:
>In article <BszHFx.MJ@news.larc.nasa.gov> fuhrmann@avd20.larc.nasa.gov (Henri D. Fuhrmann) writes:
>>Hhmm ?
>
>Yeah. Do you, or do you just draw a paycheck on my tax dollars?

I should point out that the folks at Langley draw damn small paychecks on
your tax dollars.
--scott