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From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Momentary lapse of season.
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 09:24:54 GMT
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In article <osborn.716426674@dragon>, Tom Osborn writes:

> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
> 
> >In article <1992Sep11.014025.7431@mel.dit.csiro.au>, Graham Jenkins +61 6 276 6812 writes:
> 
> >> When is this dinner that you promised, eh??
> 
> >Saturday the 19th. 7.30pm. Netmail awaits on PCUG, but I don't
> >know if you'll get that. RSVP.
> 
> I thought this kind of stuff was recently BANNED (or taxed) in the ACT.

Dinners? You're off your rocker.

> DACcums and Jerkins had better move to the Northern Territory - where
> men are men, and the cattle are nervous!

Pass. 

If you wern't one of the social unfortunates who choose to
ensconce themselves in Twit City [aka the Ultimo portion of
Sydney], you might get invited to dinner more often.

Was it you who claimed to be some sort of kitchen whiz?

[Set followups to aus.obvious.retorts]

I see you were so incensed by the concept of -dinner- that you
had to lay two anaemic messages upon the aether. Take your goat
fettish and have a wow of a time in one of the disused lavatories
that Ultimo is famous for. I won't tell anyone.

Dac
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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Remember why you inherited the name "Proctor"?????
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 04:24:38 GMT

Reia <reb@csc.canberra.edu.au> writes:

>Seems incredible that the person who posted details of his recent
>colostomy on several newsgroups , now finds anal matters to be a
>'bummer'.  Note also, that many of his postings  are stuck firmly behind
>the  S-bend.  Speaking of bending,  notice that the same person is quick
>to come to the rescue of his fellow losers.

Hi Reia, how yer looking?????  Eye've been sitting on it all morning 
brewing up a reply and as a prelim(no not the one at the hospital) thought 
you should know that it was two, not several.  Now for a newbie Eye am 
afreud to admit that prima facaes(whoop sp!)that you've done good.  But when 
you come to look deep inside the subject however, the magnesium sulphate and 
glycol etc must have done a good job, as there's nothing there.  Give it 
time, and a good feed, and it will all soon be back!!

  >Oops he's looking over my shoulder as I write this - o.k you can have a
  >head start.

There's a freudian slip or two in this comment when you ponder the 
ambiguities.  For me Eye'm keeping my back to the wall for now and will get 
some soap-on-a-roap this weekend!

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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: The "One Eye" nobody.
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 92 22:26:54 GMT

axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:

>The attention-seeking, woman-impersonating, content-free, shit-boring,
>Canberra-residing, untalented fuckstick "One Eye" has finally proven
>himself unable to post anything of interest.

Boring.  What a bit of light relief on Monday mourning.  Actually raised a 
chuckle Ipain.  Iain definitely and absolutely << DAC.

>Taking the fine words of others and adding some unsupported, puerile and
>smartarse comment, "One Eye" clearly has a shining future as the next
>Agro, John Laws, or Steve Vizard.  "One Eye"'s verbal stools have even
>forced more unsubscriptions to aus.flame than those of his neighbour DAC.

Such infamous and illustrious company in which to be included, never thought 
Eye'd say thanks to Iain the ultimate nerd.

>He will be in my killfile until he learns to assign his pointless sewage
>to the correct receptacle (talk.bozer, in this case).  It's not that
>we hate you -- indeed, how can one "hate" an insignificant dung beetle?
>No, it's just that you're a poor dumb cunt who's wasting everyone's time
>(but mostly yours).

Iain at his finest; which doesn't rate much better than the mushroom besides 
which Eye'm feeding.

>:!n:One Eye

BTW you are certainly twice as blind as Eye; whose this One Eye you keep 
deferring to?????????


Profane away
Iain must be gay
Certainly not happy
Definitely very crappy


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From: brent@currawong.bhs.mq.edu.au (Brent Curtis)
Subject: Re: New directions...
Organization: School of Behavioural Sciences, Macquarie University, Australia
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 04:19:28 GMT

(Patrick Herlihy) writes:
>Perhaps Tomasso, instead of lobbying for a pay cut for yours truly, would
>like to more contructively lobby those in power who feel that my spending
>time on setting up Joe Blow's desktop printer so he can get his precious
>monthly screen dumps from FMIS is far more important than ANYTHING ELSE
>(especially maintaining news).

A four person poll I conducted last week indicated that 100% of uts
net users felt that your salary should be reduced each time the news
feed gets bad. With such overwhelming public opinion I think that
you should spend some money buttering up socs. Lunch at the concourse
would suffice.

>UTS (which still continues to suffer the Patrick experience, and therefore,
>	 is not feeling better :-(

!!

                  Brent.

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From: jen187@mis.csiro.au (Graham Jenkins +61 6 276 6812)
Subject: Re: Recursive Cyclops.
Organization: CSIRO ITS
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 03:26:40 GMT

In article <osborn.716426425@dragon> osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:

>
>Graham (after anything he can get, obviously trying to exploit a 
>new found friend_on_the_net brown-tongues furiously, relentlessly,
>but with no more point than DACcums hisself:
>

Is this it? Is this the best you can do? Ahh no, look, there's more ...

>
>I thought soliciting was illegal on AARnet! But, maybe Canberra is
>an exception. I here they recently decriminalised MJ - a chance to
>make all dopes equal...
>
>Tomasso.

I'm sure there must be a newsgroup called kiddie.insults, or something
like that. Perhaps you'd feel more comfortable in there.


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From: jen187@mis.csiro.au (Graham Jenkins +61 6 276 6812)
Subject: Re: Recursive Cyclops.
Organization: CSIRO ITS
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 01:40:25 GMT

>
>Stop being a fookin eedjit, and get some work done, you clueless
>teenager.
>
>Dac
>--

As pleasant as ever, I see. Still engaged in your never
ending quest to ensure that every living person on the
planet hates you. 

When is this dinner that you promised, eh??


-- 

|  Graham Jenkins          |  graham.jenkins@its.csiro.au           | 
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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Recursive Cyclops.
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 22:20:02 GMT

dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:

>Help, I've been fabricanted!

Decanted more likely, out of a specimen bottle!

>Or repeatedly card-punched.

DAC, wondering at modern technology, finds another card reader to feed his
program to hoping in vain that the bug in His program will not recur again. 

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From: rswiftrw@cc.curtin.edu.au (Rod Swift)
Subject: Re: DAC's new Address
Organization: -=[ Curtin University of Technology ]=-  Perth, Australia
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 04:38:56 GMT

In article <act.461.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>, act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:
> Poor DAC, he actually is able to exhibit moments of compassion and
> tenderness although this aspect of his nature is well disguised.  

Here, here...

> On the other hand , Iain is the Thesaurus of a sailors bar. Don't drop the 
> soap Iain, Bubbles the Clown isn't far away.

This line is a classic, OneEye.  Bubbles the Clown DOES have a lot to answer
for in Iain's case.

> Last and certainly least there's the occasional bit of piffle that emanates 
> from the West Coast and the land of the long white sheep.

Piffle?  PIFFLE?  You more one-eyed than a Victorian football supporter.
:v>

Well, if Piffle is to Rod, Diatribe is to OneEye

Rod
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From: Ender@csc.canberra.edu.au (Ender)
Subject: Re: The "One Eye" nobody.
Organization: Under protest
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 92 23:19:07 GMT

In article <axolotl.715668041@syzygy> axolotl@socs.uts.edu.au (Iain Sinclair) writes:

>The attention-seeking, woman-impersonating, content-free, shit-boring,
>Canberra-residing, untalented fuckstick "One Eye" has finally proven
>himself unable to post anything of interest.

As an old Oxfordian would say, "Mr Sinclair, do you realise that 'we'
notice your predeliction for assigning posters with the title of 'nobody'.
A psychologist may interpret this as a projection of your own view as to
*your* position in the scale of things. I am not , however, a psychologist
and cosequently not prepared to make such a statement merely to provoke
your ire. Please tidy your room and we will forget this..."



Ender.
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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: A request for Iain...
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 05:53:34 GMT

In article <1992Sep7.054410.25524@csc.canberra.edu.au> Rodney <rjw@csc.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au writes:
>>
>>Tasmania unfortunately missed "Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos".
>Iain, I'm
>>sure you recorded it - can you dub it for me, I'm willing to pay
>postage. I
>>think this could top "On The Throne" as the worst show ever seen in
>Australia,
>>and I don't want to miss it.
>>

>What do you expect Beaker!  You are living in Tasmania....not Australia. 

Right, and if you had been watching, you might have noticed:

a.	Nobody 'lives' in Tasmania.
b.	Laurie 8, which is his correct handle, isn't from Tasmania.
c.	Said another way he is from Australia NOT Tasmania.

Better run I hear the King asking for volunteers for a beheading and I have 
to find Rodney.

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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: Forgery through boredom.
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Distribution: aus
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 00:15:03 GMT

In article <Singular.303@csc.canberra.edu.au> Singular@csc.canberra.edu.au (Singularity) writes:

>flame me , flame me, flame me

Nah, but I've got a great way to put the campfire out; smells a bit off but 
sure is fun.

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From: Singular@csc.canberra.edu.au (Singularity)
Subject: Re: Recursive Cyclops.
Organization: Discontinuous
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 23:01:58 GMT

In article <osborn.715995830@dragon> osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:

>The Canberra idiocracy appears to produce a higher volume when they have
>nothing to say. The asymptotic growth in Cyclopean and Enderscopic posts
>of late indicate the likely creation of the worlds first "Information
>Vacuum" at Canberra Ooni.

>Tomasso.

It is due to the pitiful nature of your news feed that you perceive
such volume, in actuality there is a constant stream of dribble from
UniCan. This apparently dams up somewhere over your way, too bad.

Mind you Cyclops is prolific. 
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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: DAC's new Address
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 05:12:39 GMT

osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn) writes:

>Well fuck off then! Only a dork dick head like you wood misc.test this
>crap post of yors. 

So you passed the simplest, inanest, most unoriginal test which has been 
set many, many times; would not have misced your reaction for anything.  BTW 
since a.f seems to be heavy on grammar and punctuation at the moment its 
dickhead Richard. Spelling wise Eye can accept the intentional misspellings, 
particularly the latter, which leads me to acknowledge that disease of yaws.

Your executive expletive exhorted excrementally exposes extraordinary 
extenuating exasperated excess!

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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Terrible Tuesday
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 00:10:22 GMT

What is wrong.  People actually being nice to Eye.  The Canberra Times had a 
wonnerful brekky picture of three guys playing on the swings in a park in 
Kabul - pity they were a bit short of breath, and, there spines were a 
bit longer.  Couple of newbies on the  block.  High Trevor, you're in the 
big league now; no not Carlton - we're all trembling in our boots.  Some are 
doing other things in their boots.

Come on Tom you too can join the 'be nice to Eye' parade.

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From: act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops)
Subject: Re: A request for Iain...
Organization: University of Canberra, Camaroon
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 92 05:20:46 GMT

u2119784@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au writes:

>Hmm.... How do you pronounce Iain? lets see...
>EE'yen
>EE'yain
>ee'YAIN
>eye'ay'ee'yen
>EE'ay'en

To partially plagiarise:

HAW HAW HAW Gee THATS FUNNY

HAW HAW HAW *&^%$#&*^^

HEAVE HO OUT YOU GO

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From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Subject: Re: DAC's new Address
Organization: Computing Sciences, Uni of Technology, Sydney.
Date:  8 Sep 92 04:05:18 GMT

act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:

>Come on Tom, out with the CD-ROM drive and the gigabytes of language 
>perversions that make a Roget's look like a poke in the end. Has been a 
>while since a word joust, pity that there's so few of us capable of 
>understanding the subtleties of the spoken woid.

Well fuck off then! Only a dork dick head like you wood misc.test this
crap post of yors. 

Tomasso.

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From: heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8))
Subject: Re: A request for Iain...
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 01:31:42 GMT

IG@mullian.ee.Mu.OZ.AU (I am a complete dildo) writes:

>>>What do you expect Beaker!  You are living in Tasmania....not Australia. 
>	[..]
>>Let's see that sentence again, with the correct puntuation...
>>
>>>What do you expect, Beaker?  You are living in Tasmania....not! Australia.
>>
>>There, doesn't that make a world of difference.

>Yeah, dickheard, you've imposed your WaynesWorld-anoia onto the sentence
>without any justification at all. The correct punctuation would be
>"You are living in Tasmania, not Australia."

The justification lies in the four dots. "Tasmania....not". Where I have only
added the one piece of punctuation into the sentence, you feel that Rodney has
made five errors by including those dots and omitting a comma. I feel that my
rendition is justified.

>The fact that you once hailed from melbin yewny elicits absolutely no sympathy
                                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Melbin Yewni! Get it right!

Some people, I don't know. In fact I don't know a lot of people, there are
thousands in the phone book, of which I know but a few.

Lots of Love
Laurie 8

Laurie 8 <heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au> | Some Driveways are concrete
Theoretical Chemistry PhD student        | Some Driveways have bricks
University of Tasmania, Australia        | Other Driveways
Unashamed 70s man, glad to be glam.      | Have Pebble-Mix - Laurie 8         
Opinions expressed above are those not only of Laurie 8, but the whole world

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From: Ender@csc.canberra.edu.au (Ender)
Subject: Re: So what do Collingwood supporters do now?
Summary: St Kilda beat Collingwood in an Elimination final, and I feel fine!
Keywords: Collingwood LOSERS!
Organization: Under protest
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 92 23:21:12 GMT

In article <heard.715681457@franklin> heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) writes:


>Enjoy the summer, losers!

It occurs to me that they were losers long before football gave them
solidarity !


Ender.
From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Re: Recursive Cyclops.
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 09:34:01 GMT
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In article <osborn.716425907@dragon>, Tom Osborn writes:

> If DAC didn't exist, someone would have to fabricant him!

Help, I've been fabricanted!

Heck, I bet your excuse for being such a shallow dork is that you
were decollated!

Or repeatedly card-punched.

Dac
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From: dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton)
Newsgroups: aus.flame
Subject: Re: Recursive Cyclops.
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 11:55:58 GMT
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In article <act.510.0@csc.canberra.edu.au>, Cyclops writes:

> dac@prolix.apana.org.au (Andrew Clayton) writes:
> 
> >Or repeatedly card-punched.
> 
> DAC, wondering at modern technology, finds another card reader to feed his
> program to hoping in vain that the bug in His program will not recur again. 

This week I have the dubious pleasure of being enrolled in a
course on Windows 3.1 programming in C. Windows is a pile of
shit.

My programs all worked though, after working around the bugs in
Mickeysoft code, documentation, and course-notes.

What do you get to do, go to poncy lectures, and fart in the
halls? Get a real life, kiddo.

Dac
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From: IG@mullian.ee.Mu.OZ.AU (Inspector Gadget)
Subject: Re: A request for Iain...
Reply-To: IG@mullian.ee.Mu.OZ.AU (Inspector Gadget)
Organization: Fakulty uv Lictricul Injaneering, Melbin Yewny.
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 00:58:30 GMT

I'm bored, I'm back. Get stuffed already.

In article <heard.715905216@franklin> heard@franklin.cc.utas.edu.au (George Heard (Laurie 8)) writes:
>Rodney <rjw@csc.canberra.edu.au> writes:
>
>>What do you expect Beaker!  You are living in Tasmania....not Australia. 
	[..]
>Let's see that sentence again, with the correct puntuation...
>
>>What do you expect, Beaker?  You are living in Tasmania....not! Australia.
>
>There, doesn't that make a world of difference.

Yeah, dickheard, you've imposed your WaynesWorld-anoia onto the sentence
without any justification at all. The correct punctuation would be
"You are living in Tasmania, not Australia."

Cretin.

The fact that you once hailed from melbin yewny elicits absolutely no sympathy
from me. The fact that you fabricated the WaynesWorld twist to provide
what little content your "flame" achieved is pathetic.

	[..]
>As for people gratuitously adding "not!" to the end of phrases - please
...FOAD.

Yes, I am carcinogenic.

IG
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From: osborn@socs.uts.edu.au (Tom Osborn)
Subject: Re: Who's got the identity crisis, Proctor?
Organization: Computing Sciences, Uni of Technology, Sydney.
Date: 11 Sep 92 02:55:06 GMT

act@csc.canberra.edu.au (Cyclops) writes:

>Trevor <tjr@csc.canberra.edu.au> writes:

>>Eyeclops, you have no eyedea at all.  Cyclops, Eyeclops, Proctor, Dick
>>Heard, George Heard & Beaker, talk about identity crisis....is this some
>>sort of BROWN NOSE convention?

>Newbie Phase two:  Try to emulate THE GREAT in the hope of becoming like 
>them.

>Newbie Phase two Freudian affect:  Reference to anal matters, always a 
>bummer.

>Newbie Phase two - shouldn't have left Phase One: Excessive name allusions(
>related to Newbie delusions).  Also inclusion of identity crisis type 
>statements which really come from deep within the said Newbie.

>Newbie Next Phase: inability to cope with killfile threats, use of killfile.

True, but lacking in relevance and value. Dr Hewson would probably put a
tax on you son! Poor bastard that Hewson - imaging having to deal with
the 15% of Unicornea's posts which by law much remain in the nation's
capital.

And - tREVOR - stop licking your own armpits - you're disturbing culture!
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From: Ender@csc.canberra.edu.au (Ender)
Subject: Re: Westie dullards.
Organization: Under protest
Distribution: aus
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 22:20:31 GMT

In article <chris.715831602@rufus> chris@state.COM.AU (Chris Keane) writes:

>regards...                                                 
>Chris Keane.                    State Bank NSW             ph. +61 2 259 4459
>Unix Systems Administrator     (Group Treasury)      chris@rufus.state.COM.AU
>Famous Gravitational Joke: It must have been density that brought us together
                      ^^^^

Its not in my nature to flame a .sig however, whoever writes your humour
ought to be sacked...

Which reminds me , I  knew a guy *so* fat that when he walked by you
could see the event horizon !

Ender.
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