From: J024330@lmsc5.is.lmsc.lockheed.com
Newsgroups: alt.satanism
Subject: Oh NOOooooo Colvin's Back!
Date: 14 Sep 92 21:50:17 GMT


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dart@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dartanyan the Witchling) Article: <BuEysC.91G@men
tor.cc.purdue.edu>

>        It's time for Zowie the Mindreader ... Lets listen as SHe tunes in
>        on the probablt thoughts of this person posting!!
>        (we cannot prove telepathy, so it is only likely that it works and
>        the possibility that it is just a lot of bullshit would only make it
>        like the rest of imposed reality.)

And I thought Perdue turned out quality minds.

>>In article <1992Sep10.142020.6649@iscsvax.uni.edu> marshall1198@iscsvax.uni.e
du writes:
>>It appears that even after a time of getting going with this newsgroup, there
>>are still no satanists on it.  Just nasty atheists.  If you worship yourself
>>(the opposite of the Christian denial of yourself), I would agree that it is
>>"of the devil", but clearly not real satanism.

>        ** I think, if I antagonize now, they will respond and make a logical
>failure.  If they do, I might convince them of the error of their ways.  Then,
>I can convert them to xtianity so that i build up treasures in heaven, and
>if I do this enough, I get to sit real close to GOD when he joins in singing.*
*

Do you worship Satan?  If not, Marshall's right, if so, he's wrong.  If you do
indeed worship Satan, and claim the Bible is fiction, you worship a fictional
diety (which Satan really isn't, he is a created being), then you are doomed
because your "god" does not exist.

>**(Turns off CBN)**That's JUST NOT TRUE!  Not everything Pat Robertson
>says is 100% Truth.  He's not Jesus or Paul!
:
Does this mean you're giving credibility to Jesus or Paul?  Not a thing for

a satanist to do.

>     **SCOTT**Okay, lets fuck him up with my latest conspiracy -- Cthuluism!
>This should make him look at how dense he is .. no wait, he's an xtian.  Never
>mind, maybe I shold just gobble at him like a turkey.**

Do we really need to resort to such language?

>The truth is, Jesus is just all right with me, Jesus is just all right...

Just who is Jesus to you?

>But PAUL!!!!!!!  PAUL MAKES ME PUKE THE SNEAKY MOTHAFUCKA!

Why?

>    Haven't you caught on that if you had listened to the Hippy Carpenter's
>son, and NOT the christian-torturer Mithra worshipping Roman ex-government
>official
>you would be a lot better off and peaceful and NOT be attempting to annoy
>everyone?

Isn't the mercy of God great?  Paul was a Christian Prosecuter.  He was not
Roman however, he was an Isrealite.  He confessed to being a murderer, yet
he was forgiven, and became a follower of Christ.  How could someone fault
this demonstration of love?

>BUT NO!  YOU go on believing all his rewrites.  You go on believing
>he saw the big J on the road, and NO ONE ELSE DID!  Not at all like a "Bolt of
>lightning in the East that they would see in the West as well"  (Um, see
>Matthew 4:23-like, :30, I think, though I may be wrong.  all those warnings
>against false prophets and such.

You need to read a history of the Bible.  John on the Island of Patmos
lent authority in REV 22:18 - I testify to everyone who reads who hears the
words of profecy of this book:  if anyone adds to them, God shall add to him
the plagues which are written in this book, (you look up verse 19).

Scott locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu () writes

>Ahh I have found Evan guilty of a sin! He lied; how do youknow if more xtian
>types are reading this? You haven't heard of Chris Colvin? I doubt he is still
>here; because of his obnoxious trick of crossposting to something like 10
>newsgroups (including sci.physics) using an alias, his compuserve account
>was unceremoniously E-Bombed out of existance (BIG SMILEY)

Now Scott, you and I have had a nice E-Mail conversation (DoD, DOE, etc?)
Why would you perpetuate this story?  You know the facts.  No I'm not e-bombed
out of existance.  You don't like the Compuserve connection?  Here's
another. Or I can post from Compuserve again.  Sorry, I didn't cross post
to 10 groups. They were forged (great trick EMACS).

BTW I noticed you like to use "xtian."  Is that meant to be derogatory?
Sort of like taking Christ out of the name?  Have you ever seen the fish?

                            ><IXOYE>

Here's what it means: I-Jesus X-Christ O-God's Y-Son E-Savior.  The name
is still in there, just abbreviated.  Thanks for saving bandwidth.

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locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu () writes
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 20:06:56 GMT
X-Posted-From: titan.ucc.umass.edu
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu


>(lots of B.S. deleted, like how Evan's purpose in these posts is to winn souls
>so he can get brownie points with yaweh {note that he did not deny this
>allegation})

Evan doesn't need brownie points.  He's already saved.  He's just doing you
a favor.  Nothing written anywhere in Christianity (true Christianity) that
he has to save souls.  All he does is witness.  It's up to God through the
power of the Holy Spirit to save your soul.  Evan did his job.  If you reject
the power of the Spirit, you've committed the only unforgivable sin.  It's
only unforgivable however if you cross over into eternity carrying this
rejection.  You still have a chance (I'll contact you via E-Mail because you
did ask me some valid questions).

>I especially enjoy your "kinder, gentler" approach. What happened to all that
>"in Christs Love" bullshit? It made nice flame fodder. I suppose this way, you
>sneakily leave out all the baloney, thus not scaring away potential converts
>who are in possession of an operational cerebral cortex. I am stunned by your
>artful subtlety.

I hate to dissolution you, but until the day you die rejecting Him, Christ
loves you.

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>He probably isn't around anymore.  He's probably been flamed too many times.

I'm here, flame away!  :-)


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dart@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dartanyan the Witchling) <<snicker>>
writes in Message-ID: <BuIFHz.J4J@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>
>        The enlghtened ones love you! Your talents are wasted in the service
>of the great black slimy thing.  Become released from your bondage, for it is
>only an illusion.  Give it away give it away give it away give it away now.
>        Let the bringers of light set you free form constraint, to flow free i
n
>the ether.  Become one with what you mean, and eat of no hot dog buns any long
e
r.

ER, Nothing intelligent here.

>I too think it is sad that he has been taken by those EVIL cults of the
>sun/son, and fallen into the dark quabalistic ways of the Jewish Gods.
>Still, it seems he has walked in beauty a long way towards th ultimate
>goal of total brotherhood.

Isreal was punished for practicing the quabala.

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dart@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Dartanyan the Witchling) once again write in
article: <BuIGrA.v6@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>

>        Fortunately, you can learn even more.
>        Write to : The church of enlightenment
>                        300 N salisbury
>                        Suite 12
>                        West Lafayette, IN,
>                        47906

I'd like to send you a book.  No, not the Bible!  If you are as "open minded"
as you like to appear send me your Postal address by E-Mail.  It was written
by a guy named Josh McDowell who set out to prove the Bible as being wrong.
Care to take the challenge?  It could be good flame fodder :-)


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locklin@titan.ucc.umass.edu () writes in
>> You must accept Cthulhu as master!
>
>Give me reasons.  Just because I must?

>I have given you reasons; here they are again in readers digest condensed form
:
>If you accept Cthulhu, you become one of his minions, entitled to the many
>perks and fringe benefits associated with such an association, such as
>1) preservation in the coming apocalypse

Christ provides that

>2) rule over remnants of humanity after the apocalypse

Who'd want to be here after the apocalypse?  You can have it

>3) health, wealth, knowledge & power

Health?  I've got it.  Wealth?  It's very ellusive.  Power?  Howard Hughes
had it all.  Where is he now?
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