From: ski@IVY.PRINCETON.EDU ("Karen Williams")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT.musings
Date: 17 Apr 92 15:38:08 GMT


* * * * * *   HIPPITY HOP * * * * * * * * * *   HIPPITY HOP * * * * *

Hiya, Kids ....... HIYA ....................

Boy.  I can't remember the last time so many inmates had terminal
privileges .... Sal, 'Ette, Gilbie, Ribabe, Adelle, Lee Anne,
Billy McD, EtTu, Steve Hardon, Jeepman, RodKnee,
and who is Raymond Hodgson ... if he's the new orderly, who told
him about the net access we have ?!?  Or is he the recently admitted
male exotic dancer ... could turn out to be a fun weekend, hunh ladies ?!?

and Jeannette ... if you're looking for a name for your group ..
you should open discussion amongst the wardees ... we ALWAYS come
up with good names ...

Gosh, this is fun.  Almost as much fun as our Halloween party two
years ago ... and the Christmas party when Lee Anne wore the lights ...

		    Thanks for the memories, you guys

The last time we had this much fun we had IV's stuck in our arms ....
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YUCKdale   4/16/92

Ms. Martell and Evelyn both look like drag queens !!  I've never
seen two uglier women (save your flames and admit it .. they ARE
ugly !!) on a soap opera ..

Pam Paslow of RPI was the FIRST to suggest that Evelug was totally
and completely involved in her cuz's death.  Now, let's see how
this all fits together ..

Evelug and Warren are married now.  But since evelug is SSSSOOOOOOOO
ugly, when Cabin paid attention to her she was feeling pretty ..
(oh, so pretty ...) and she didn't realize that he was making nice
with her because Caroleg's had already spurned his attentions
(good word, spurned ... it works for me !) and he was trying to take
over DeWitt Grains and Prostheses ...

Then Carolegs found out that Evelug was playing the fly to Cabin's
spider and she was just trying to give her some sincere advice ..

ARE YOU NUTS!  DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DIRT BALL THAT KRUGER IS!

(Well, maybe nothing quite that harsh ... but close, real close !!)

And Evelug never forgave Carolegs ... and Evelug is darned glad her
cuz is deader than dead .. and Evelug was responsible for Frieda und Carl
having scared DanaV because if there's no kid, and H2D is tried and
convicted on circumstantial evidence then the Dewitt Grains and Sequin
Headwear fortune goes to ... you got it .. EVELUG ... but, all good
plans blow up and sooner or later (.. I hope it's not later ..), through
no fault of Margo or TOMatoe's (because together they wouldn't be
able to figure out how to open a can of Diet Pepsi ... uh huh !!!)
the truth shall surface and the following
people will be indicted for the murder and conspiracy to commit murder
of Caroline DeWitt Crawford ..

Vickie and Ant'ny; Evelug; Cabin; Frieda und Carl

.  .  .

but not H2D, that would be too perfect and Douglas Marland isn't THAT
smooth.  Speaking of smooth, what exactly transpired when Evelug had
Caroleg's watch on her less-than-dainty wrist?

And if it's true as Laura/Will Walker reported, Sleaza's storyline
is to last 2-4 years ... we'd better start hording our medications
because not even elephants gestate for that long .... and who cares
about Sleaza anyway !!  What?  Is this storyline her last hurrah before
she retires?  Who really cares who fathered TOMato?  I mean, the only
things he's good for is singing America the Beautiful once a year
at the Hughes BBQ on July 4.  Other than that, he's a lousy DA, a lousier
father and about as sexually appealing as a pimento.

I really don't want Courtme and GetEven to break up.

I think it's time for Hannah to have a breakdown.  She's nothing.

It's time for Ivathoughtiknewwhatiwasdoing and JohnnyD to make nice.
Who else wants either of them?  She's got bags under her eyes that
could house 10 lb. bags of kitty litter and he's looking more and
more like a church key.

Hey, kids ... have a swell holiday ... hippity hop ... hippity hop ..

ciao,
BaByDolL