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From: garion@micromed.com (Chris Thi Nguyen)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Otomo
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 92 10:56:25 PDT
Organization: Micro-Medic BBS - +1 408 279 5240 - Public Access

        OK... one more time. Otomo (the guy who did Akira): Otomo's 
current project is animating an episode of Quantum Leap. The commercial 
for this showed scenes from Akira: this was misleading. The guy will NOT 
be jumping into the world of Akira, just into an animated world. The 
reason they showed Akira footage was because:
A. Otomo's art style is similar in Akira and this new episode.
B. They didn't have enough stuff ready at the time to put together into a 
coherent commercial.
 
The showing of this episode has not yet been set. It should sair sometime 
between November and December.
 
               -Thi "My blind date is Yuri" Nguyen

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From: megazone@obsidian.WPI.EDU (MegaZone23)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Re: "Huge" breasts in anime
Date: 9 Sep 1992 22:10:47 GMT
Organization: WPI USAF -- United Society of Animation Fans
NNTP-Posting-Host: obsidian.wpi.edu

In article <18kesaINN1kr@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> bn981@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ryan Mathews) writes:
>1) Large objects being carried on the chest restrict maximum arm movement
>(Why do you think the mythical Amazon archers had one breast removed?
>Pretend you're pulling a drawstring (you shoot to your side), you'll
>understand...)

Because the bowstring would have removed one the hard way....

>2) Not having any, I don't know from experience, but I've heard that breasts
>hurt when they get smacked, and the larger they are, the more there is to
>get hurt...

OK, I was once told that being hit in the breasts is the female equal to being
kicked in the balls. 

This came from a woman I had just floored by accidently flattening her left
breast. (It was in HS, I worked in a Fays Drugs, I was moving a case of oil,
holding it about chest height so my elbows were out to the sides. She snuck
up on my right, when I turned around a rammed my elbow into her breast with
all my force (I'm big) and the momentum from the oil. I knocked her back
several feet, and from the look of agony on her face I believe what she said.)

The are naturally sensitive to anything, pain or pleasure. And there larger
they are the bigger the chance of them getting hit.

>3) Heavy objects carried on the chest can't help running much, especially
>when they move around a lot.  'Course, doesn't seem to bother track stars,
>but then they don't look that large...

Again, talking to women I know how are 'well endowed' yes they can get in the
way if you are trying to run. 

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From: R3PG@VM1.CC.UAKRON.EDU
Subject: Yawara! A Fashinoable Judo Girl TV Episodes!
Organization: The University of Akron
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 01:31:35 GMT

   Here's a deal for for all you Yawara fans!  I just got dozens of episodes of
 Yawara on 8mm tape, but I have no 8mm VCR.  I will trade these tapes in exchan
ge for VHS copies.  First come, first serve.  For info, write:
        Phil Greene                    r3pg@vm1.cc.uakron.edu
        116 Fir Hill Apt. 10      or
        Akron, Ohio 44304
        (216)-535-5466
 
 
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From: ciaran@county.lmt.mn.org (Ciaran Benson)
Subject: Re: STOP  Re: "Huge" breasts in anime
Reply-To: ciaran@county.lmt.mn.org (Ciaran Benson)
Organization: LaserMaster Technologies, Minneapolis, MN
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 15:23:33 GMT

In article <BuC4nr.Jxv@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, wai@sage.cc.purdue.edu 
(Benjamin Wai) writes:
> 	Oi!
> 	Maybe this is your major, but it is going over the top!
> 
> 	Go and discuss it somewhere elses please.
> 	There are enough of those alt.* groups you can choose 
> 	to talk about it!
> 
> 
> 	Thanks.
> 
> 	Back to Anime...
> 
> 	 - B.W.


  So, then, are we talking about a call for the creation of

  "alt.sex.anime.huge-hooters"

  or maybe even

  "alt.sex.anime.hentai"


  I paused to think about this _JOKE_ for a second, and
realized that maybe this wouldn't suck at all ...

  Whata wonderous weave we web.  Ciaran.

  $uslinit; include oblig.sig <<
  "...And here, Queen Aphrodite, pour heavenly nectar into gold
   cups, and fill them gracefully with sudden joy."  -- Sappho >>
From: albertw@netcom.com (The Email Otaku)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Re: RobotJox
Date: 7 Sep 92 19:31:04 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)

In article <18epthINNu7@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> bn981@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ryan Mathews) writes:
>
>In a previous article, rb6t+@andrew.cmu.edu (Robert Everett Brunskill) says:
>
>>Hi guys, if you're looking for something to watch I can get a copy of
>>RobotJox (live action Mecha).  Some of you have probably seen it
>>already, the story isn't the best story in the world but it's pretty
>>cool to see at least once.
>
>You know what I thought was interesting about this movie?  At one point,
>the two 'bots fly into orbit.  One hits the other with a missle and
>THERE'S NO NOISE!  Nearly every SF film I've ever seen ignored this
>little fact of physics.
>
>I just thought it was funny that a campy movie like RobotJox that wasn't
>too concerned with scientific accuracy would do that.
>

Either that, or they ran out of money for that scene and had to forego the
sound effects. ^_^

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From: byonef@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Fred Byon)
Subject: Re: BUBBLEGUM TREK PART 2: "Bievenue a la Enterprise!"
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Distribution: world 
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 01:57:29 GMT

BTW, my apologies for some of those spelling errors; I must have typed too
fast on some parts.  I hope you can figure them out.

Fred Byon
byonef@sage.cc.purdue.edu
efb@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
From: pearl@romulus.rutgers.edu (Starbuck)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Re: You CAN order Anime CD's from Tower Records!
Keywords: HELLA CHEEP!
Date: 10 Sep 92 21:14:34 GMT
Organization: the Worlds Welfare Work Association, Rutgers Anime division

In article <usun.715653261@mcl> usun@mcl.ucsb.edu (Sonnie) writes:

> does anyone know if there are any Tower Records stores in the
> northeast?? if so, could you please email me?
> 
> Gary Moh
> gmoh@csnext.colgate.edu



There is one (maybe more) in New York City and another in Northern NJ.
Try calling long distance information for their number.

Steve
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From: bs783@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jason Fubler Harvey)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Gundam0083:Nuke?
Date: 14 Sep 1992 12:31:36 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Reply-To: bs783@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jason Fubler Harvey)
NNTP-Posting-Host: hela.ins.cwru.edu


This has probably been answered, but....

Why did they load the Nuclear Warhead into Unit 2, if it was just going out
for some training exercises?  Surely, they could used something of similar
weight instead of something more dangerous.

BTW, Great job on all the subs, Operation X!

Ja Ne


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From: conty@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (OtakuRoach)
Subject: Re: Am I getting paranoid?/Anime Politics
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 03:49:38 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.000356.3058@noose.ecn.purdue.edu>, coram@ed.ecn.purdue.edu (Kevin C Coram) writes:
> 
> One day I started blabberin too, and within a couple of months I had
> people e-mailing me thinking that *I'M* an anime guru.  I figure if it
> happened to me like that, then most of the gurus around here might not
> be THAT much superior to little ol' me.  They just aren't afraid to post
> their opinions.

Uh-oh.  He's discovered The Secret.  :-)

"There are no net.gods in USENET.
 Only people with bigger mouths than others."
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From: wmb@jalama.Idbsu.EDU (William M. Bennecke)
Subject:  Question. LD & CD
Reply-To: wmb@jalama.Idbsu.EDU (William M. Bennecke)
Organization: Boise State University
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 17:20:52 GMT

Hi, I am sort of new to Anime and I have some questions.  In the Anime
Laserdisc and Compact Disc catalog of Lazer Perceptions you can find Lds
called Video Singles.  What are these? 

The next question is on their cds.  You can find cds listed like this: 
Nausicaa -IMAGE ALBUM, -SOUNDTRACK, -SYMPHONY, -DRAMA, and -ORCHESTRATION, as
an example.  What are the differences of these?  Why is the -IMAGE ALBUM
different from the -SOUNDTRACK cd and the others?? Could someone tell me
what each reference means?

Thanks for helping out an upcoming fan.    




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From: P_COAKLEY@unhh.unh.edu (Arnie Key)
Subject: Info wanted on _Mospeada_ (sp?)
Organization: New Hampshire House Of Corrections (aka asylum)
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 19:00:47 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.12

A friend of mine is getting some _Mospeada_ (sp?) on LD,
and I was wondering if someone would give me a little 
info on it, as he won't tell me a damn thing.  Someone
else mentioned that this is what was "Americanized" into
_Speed Racer_, but I dunno.  Any help would be appreciated.
(BTW...please post as my account is kinda full now.  Thanx)



				Arnie Key
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From: wyvern@agora.rain.com (Who, me?)
Subject: Re: BGC <--> Blade Runner (RE-post)
Organization: Negligable, to say the least
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 18:23:28 GMT

In article <foobar> bn981@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Ryan Mathews) writes:
>Hey, you're right!  Leon was the bald replicant, and Priss was Darryl
>Hannah, right?  I never thought of that!  What were the names of the other
>replicants?

  If you're looking for Blade Runner names in anime, look at the Appleseed
movie.  "A.J. Sebastian" is a genetic designer in Blade Runner, the head
terrorist in Appleseed.  All I can say is that Blade Runner must be really
popular in Japan...

"So, I was right.  You ARE a sex fiend..."      wyvern@agora.rain.com
  "That's not fair!  I just--"                  Phone: (503) 231-2512
"--took off all my clothes, right?"
  "Ah, yeah, that..."
From: garion@micromed.com (Chris Thi Nguyen)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Anime, He May Not
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 15:27:46 PDT
Organization: Micro-Medic BBS - +1 408 279 5240 - Public Access

The Dirty Pair has left the building. :)

-- 
garion@micromed.com (Chris Thi Nguyen)
From: hasegawa@cec.co.jp (Ryouji Hasegawa)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Re: MAG Loader wanted
Date: 8 Sep 92 05:33:56 GMT
Organization: Chuo Electronics Co., Ltd. Tokyo, Japan.

In article <01GO9KCUMIZ40000YI@drew.drew.edu>, RSHIROMA%DREW.BITNET@VTVM1.CC.VT.EDU (W2/JH1CUV) writes:
> Is there any FTP site having a MAG loader for Windows?

I know two MAG viewers on X-Window.
	"xloadmag for X-Window (monochormoe & 8bit-color)"
	"xgload version2.0" (and "patch for xgload 2.0")

Please search Newsgroups:fj.sources arcive site.
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From: stoodt@cis.umassd.edu (Michael Stoodt)
Subject: Re: Best opening animations
Organization: University of Massachusetts Dartmouth
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 02:09:55 GMT

My favorite opening sequence would be the Dirty Pair OAV series,
especially the "venetian blinds" effect section...

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From: msw8629@zeus.tamu.edu (WILLIAMS, MICHAEL SHANE)
Subject: Re: Best opening animations
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: Texas A&M University, Academic Computing Services
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 22:12:00 GMT

Hey, it's time to putt in my 2 cents worth!

I gotta agree with the Bubble Gum Crash being some of the best opening 
animation...too bad it went downhill from there.  I was also fond of the 
opening animation from Iczer 3.  *shrug* So I'm a diehard Hirano fan...

	Captain "I liked the KOR closing animation, too" Woodchuck

msw8629@rigel.tamu.edu			Tiny Toons has keen opening animation!
From: chet@whitebase.ukp.com (Chet Jasinski)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Re: Supernatural Beast City
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 21:46:09 EDT
Organization: UKP Systems, Middletown, NJ

> Just saw Supernatural Beast City, and I have one thing to say:
> WOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

Ray,

   You might want to check out Makai Toshi (Hell City) also.  It's by 
Madhouse, the same studio that did SNBC, and it has some of the same 
flavor too.  I recommend it to any Madhouse studio fan.

     ---Chet

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From: eda171s@monu1.cc.monash.edu.au (D.M. Bateson)
Subject: Re: Captain Scarlet?!
Organization: Monash University, Australia.
Date: Sat, 5 Sep 1992 03:15:38 GMT

In article <Bu1MtJ.KoB@dei.unipd.it> saint@ida.dei.unipd.it (Gian_Uberto Lauri 228495) writes:
>In article <9208302128.AA14242@okanagan.bc.ca> wwdlee@okanagan.bc.ca (Lee) writes:
>>I saw a video in the kiddie section at a video store distributed by
>>FHE called Captain Scarlet vs the Mysteriohs or something along that
>>line.  Is it based on some japanese show?
>>
>>-Wendee Lee
>
>I don't know, but British models firm "Airfix" produces/produced a
>"Captain Scarlet" model... Far before we in europe knew that Japanese
>where producing anime....
>
>
Captain Scarlet & the Mysterions was a Gerry Anderson puppet sci.fi.
series a'la Thunderbirds.

The Mysterions were a strange alien species out to get Earth, because
Spectrum (The Earth Defence Force) destroyed a Mysterion base on Mars
that was, as a side effect of what it was REALLY doing, destabilizing
the sun (or some such silliness).

Captain Scarlet was Spectrums top officer and the one most responsible
for foiling the many plots the Mysterions laid to humiliate Earth.

The series had lots of good ideas and nifty equipment, I've always wanted
an SPV (Spectrum Pursuit Vehicle) of my own, but was overall not up to
the standard of the Thunderbirds (And I don't know which series came first).


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From: lonewolf@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca (Benoy Koshy)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Re: CITY HUNTER questions (RYO) ?
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 92 11:57:14 MDT
Organization: Edmonton Remote Systems #3, Edmonton, AB, Canada

u8902989@cs.uow.edu.au (Chung Ming Liu) writes:

- 	For those of you out there who have seen CITY HUNTER, have you ever
- 	wonder where does RYO get his money from, as nearly all the episode
- 	I've seen, RYO has not received any cash/payment from anyone.
- 	I know RYO was an ex soldier(sort of special force), but it had never
- 	mention about any income.
- 
- 	Also, how many car(Mini Cooper S) has he got ?
 
I'm not sure eithefr how Ryo gets paid but since his partner Kaori
sets up, screens, and handles that end of their little business it would 
be safe to assume the money is handled by Ryo, beside could you really 
trust Ryo with alot of money!?  There'd be porno tapes, mags, posters 
from her to high heaven (maybe even call girls) if Ryo was in control... 
:)

Ben Koshy/Lone Wolf              lonewolf@ersys.edmonton.ab.ca
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From: upham@cs.ubc.ca (Derek Upham)
Subject: Re: Knight Sabers history
Organization: Computer Science, University of B.C., Vancouver, B.C., Canada
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 92 18:01:20 GMT

That "do not become involved with a man" rule is garbage.  Watch BGC 4
again.  During the dinner after Survival Shoot, the others ask Linna
whether or not she is still going out with her current boyfriend.
Then Nene muses about how she would like to settle down with a guy and
have a little house (which sort of goes against the "you can never
leave" rule).  The three others are stunned by this, but there's no
sign of disciplinary action waiting in the wings.

Hmm.  Disciplinary action.  In the dungeon beneath. . .I mean in the
basement of the Silky Doll.  The thought is. . .intriguing.


                                                "Twenty million yen for
                                                 a pair of panties?!?"

Derek

-- 
Derek Lynn Upham                               University of British Columbia
upham@cs.ubc.ca                                   Computer Science Department
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From: ryann@musubi.pubnet.com (Ryan Nishimura)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Kabuto
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 92 17:26:15 HDT
Organization: Studio Musubi, Honolulu HI

I just got through watching a new video called Kabuto. I loved this show and 
I was wondering if anyone knows where I can get it on disk..(LD) also does 
anyone out there have the Robotech Perfect collection CD? (got the LP but 
when I finally got around to getting the disc it was gone....arghhhh) If 
anyone knows where I can order it or if anyone wants to let one go mail me 
here at musubi (ryann@musubi.pubnet.com) or nishimur@pulua.hcc.hawaii.edu 
Thanks in advanced!!! 

                                     Ryan Nishimura
                                     registered Anime Fanatic!

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From: tkim@sdcc3.ucsd.edu (Tonghyun Kim)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime
Subject: Re: UC HERALD #2
Date: 13 Sep 92 08:20:36 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <3=xn4qb.albertw@netcom.com> albertw@netcom.com (The Email Otaku) writes:
>In article <38006@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> egamboa@sdcc13.ucsd.edu (Emmanuel Gamboa) writes:
>
>[cool teasers on UC Herald 2 deleted]
>
>> 
>> - An original Gundam manga short, some parody manga, more
>>   tactical maps, an episode guide, a synopsis of the Gundam 0083
>>   Drama CD, model kit reviews, and more cool stuff. :)
>> 
>
>How about some more stories with the Jion Dream Team? ^_^  Who's that Tora
>character?

I think Lesfeena would LOVE to do another Jion Dream Team manga, although 
she has another parody manga in mind. "F(r)eddie - The Dark God of 
Destruction -" :) This manga will be a parody crossover between BASTARD! 
and Gundam.

BTW, TORA is the main character (monster?) from Ushio to Tora (my current
favorite :) which drove Ranma out of its position as the most
popular title in Shonen Sunday. It'll be released as an OAV series,
starting this September.


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From: jly33321@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (John L.Yoon )
Subject: Re: "Silent Mobius" as Robotech? They GOTTA be kidding...don't they
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 17:55:22 GMT

cmeadows@nyx.cs.du.edu (Chris Meadows) writes:

>Summary: 
>Followup-To: 
>Distribution: world
>Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix @ U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
>Keywords: 


>Before the movie started, there was a commercial for an translated 
>anime feature entitled "Silent Mobius", which the announcer pronounced
>"Silent Mid-chek" or something like that.  And he said that it was--was
>ROBOTECH?!  "(something) Hunter vs. the Invid, with a special weapon, a
>sword made especially for her by the Robotech Masters"?  Aside from the 
>fact that Mobius is supposed to be pronounced "MOE-bee-us" (isn't it?),
>what the heck is going on?  They can't be serious...can they?

tis a joke... was included at the end of one of the subtitled versions
of Silent Mobius.  It was sorta funny the first time I saw it.....

(I think the sub was done around the time that Uncle Carl got the 
rights for Silent Mobius....providing a little inspiration?)
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