HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: larryh@fawlty.lmc.com (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: walking in a winter underworld
Keywords: story
Organization: Logic Modeling Corporation,  Beaverton  OR
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 02:21:07 GMT

In article <C0GuqC.ELs@panix.com> gaillard@panix.com (Ed Gaillard) writes:
>
>The train came.  An old woman in the car was moaning loudly.
>Her voice was like civil war in a bat colony.
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    This is my favorite phrase of the new year.  Thanks, Ed.

    - Larry Huntley
    (Listen!  Some poor mastodon is caught in the tar pits!)
-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | I'm going to the love-in to sit
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |    and play my bongos in the dirt.
          Beaverton,  OR          |        - "Flower Punk", Frank Zappa
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (.)
Subject: Raping peepuls
Organization: National University of Singapore
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 03:55:49 GMT

: nariani@utdallas.edu (Sushil Nariani) writes:
: : 
: : 
: : 	This reminds me of the days at IIT(Bombay). There was this prof for 
: : 	Basic Circuits, M.S.Kamath, who was an absolute master of phasors
: : 	et al and notorious for "raping" peepuls in exams. He was dubbed
: : 	"Homo" for obvious reasons and his signature was the symbols
: : 	for "Ohm-Mho"
: : 
: : 	Sushil
: :
From: cs199aa@sdcc5.ucsd.edu (Mark Fletcher)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: dilemma
Date: 8 Jan 93 02:09:42 GMT
Organization: University of California, San Diego

Ok, it's dinner time and I'm getting hungry but I can't decide what
to eat. Maybe you can help.

My options are :

1) Get take out from a fast-food place
2) Eat the pasta I bought the other day
3) Have a couple ice cream sandwiches and forget about dinner

Thank you for your help.

mark


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Can you say ... ?
Keywords: Wallamulloo
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Thu, 7 Jan 1993 14:58:16 GMT

elvis@netcom.com ('kEvin') writes:

>Now of course, I cannot hear the name of a city without gauging
>its potential for use in oral sex.

Top ten city names I would like a girl giving me oral sex to say:

10. Miami
9. Montpelier
8. Tel Aviv
7. Hamburg
6. New Dehli
5. Lima
4. Lansing
3. Wallamullo
2. Manilla

And the number one city name I would like a girl giving me oral
sex to say:

1. Walla Walla Washington

---mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Back again
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 17:21:31 GMT

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:

>#2--LEAST INTIMIDATING TRAFFIC SIGN:

>      "Speed checked by detection devices"---ubiquitous sign in Georgia.

Ah.  As opposed to other states, where they just make educated guesses
at your speed.

--mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@alfred.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: A Jungian Interpretation of Archie Andrews
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 21:37:12 GMT

Archie: central ego.
Betty: positive anima.
Veronica: negative anima.
Jughead: trickster.
Reggie: the shadow.
Big Ethel: stupid female trickster.

So who the hell is Mr Wetherbee?
The wise old man?  Ms Grundy would be the wise old woman/mother
earth...
 
Any other ideas?
 
                                        Nik

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: short disgusting confession
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Summary: everyone get naked
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Keywords: bloated
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 16:59:33 GMT
Expires: uh-huh

my urine is a form of currency in some countries.
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
From: mathew <mathew@mantis.co.uk>
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Short shameful confession (was Re: RACIST NINTENDO)
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 93 17:27:07 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Mantis Consultants, Cambridge. UK.

robohen@ocf.berkeley.edu (Henry Robertson) writes:
> >Has anyone seen the Nintendo game "Bart v.s. the World"?
> >There are many racist anti-chinese aspects to it.
> 
> Has anyone seen any arcade games?  99% of them have racist aspects to them.

When Helen's friends from Russia visited us, I told them about the "Russian
Attack" game for the Nintendo.  (I think it's actually called
"Rush'n'attack", ho ho ho.)

I also showed them the blurb I have about the RPG "The Price of Freedom", and
explained the "PARANOIA" game to them.

Oh, and naturally I played them "Time Zones" from "Escape From Noise".


mathew
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short grumbling gripe
Date: 8 Jan 93 16:46:23 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

In article 2b4cd067@ul.ie, 9021973@ul.ie () writes:
> I have a miniscule 200Kb account.

Could we all just please email this guy and tell him what an idiot
he is for complaining about a space shortage?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: How my brother spent Christmas
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 15:28:53 GMT

In <1993Jan7.172123.8683@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy) writes:
>i actually had to use picric acid when i was an undergrad. the prof. made
>me read the merck index report about it. 

       7380. Picric Acid.  2,4,6-Trinitrophenol; picronitric acid; carbazotic
    acid; nitroxanthic acid.  C6H3N3O7; mol wt 229.11.  C 31.45%, H 1.32%,
    N 18.34%, O 48.88%. Prepd by solfonating phenol then treating with nitric
    acid:  Olsen, Goldstein, Ind. Eng. Chem. 16, 66 (1924); by treating
    benzene with nitric acid and mercuric nitrate:  Teeters, Mueller, 
    U.S. pat. 2,455,322 (1948 to Allied Chem.); by nitration of
    2-tert-butyl-4,6-dinitrophelol:  Ley, M\(u:ller, Ber. 89, 1402 (1956).
    Crystal structure: E. N. Duesler et al., Cryst. Struct. Commun. 7, 449
    (1978).

				 OH
				 |
			   O2N_// \_NO2
			       |  ||
			       \\ /
				 |
				 NO2

       Pale yellow, odorless, intensely bitter crystals.  d 1.763.
    mp 122-123*.  Explodes above 300*.  One gram dissolves in 78 ml water,
    15 ml boiling water, 12 ml alc, 10 ml benzene, 35 ml chloroform,
    65 ml ether.  Keep in a cool place and remote from fire.  Explodes
    when rapidly heated or by percussion!  Incompat:  All oxidizable
    substances, albumin, gelatin, alkaloids.
       Note:  For safety in transportation, 10-20% water is usually added.
       Human Toxicity:  Local or generalized allergic reactions may occur
    following topical use.  Ingestion or percutaneous absorption may cause
    nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain, oliguria, anuria, yellow
    staining of skin (not icterus), pruritis, skin eruptions, stupor,
    convulsions, death, cf. Clinical Toxicology of Commercial Products,
    R. E. Gosselin et al., Eds. (Williams & Wilkins, Baltimore, 4th ed.,
    1976) Section II, p 133.
       USE:  Explosives, matches; in leather industry; electric batteries;
    etching copper; manuf colored glass; textile mordant; also as reagent.

> i was not amused.

Yeah, I know what you mean.  Not one joke in the whole entry.  Geez, what
a boring bunch they are at Merck!
From: cj@eno.esd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: boots
Date: 13 Jan 93 00:51:40 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com
Organization: SGI TechPubs


In article <1993Jan12.151658.1260@sci34hub.sci.com>, gary@sci34hub.sci.com writes:
|All this, and she doesn't tell us what size she wears.

7 1/2.  Size 6 men's.  Size 38 in ski boots.  All lovely boots
can be sent to me at this address:

C J Silverio
MS 3U-924
Silicon Graphics, Inc.
2011 N. Shoreline Blvd.
Mt View, CA 94039-7311
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Typewriter
Date: 8 Jan 93 16:20:07 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


I read somewhere that the reason the letters of the word `typewriter'
are all on the top row of the keyboard is so that shop-assistants could
demonstrate early prototype typewriters easily. 

Other words you can make with the letters on the first row of the
typewriter are eerie, equip, equity, ere, err, error, erupt, etiquette,
ewe, eye, I, ire, it, O, opt, or, ore, otter, our, out, ow, owe, p, pee,
peep, peepy, peer, pep, peppery, peppy, per, perpetuity, pert, pet,
petit, petite, petri, petty, pew, pewee, pewter, pi, pie, pier, piety,
pip, pipe, pipette, pique, pirouette, pit, pity, poet, poetry, poi,
poop, poor, pop, pope, poppy, pore, port, pot, potpourri, pottery, pour,
pout, pow, power, prep, pretty, prey, prior, priori, priory, pro, prop,
proper, property, proprietor, propriety, prototype, prow, pry, pup,
puppet, puppeteer, puppy, pure, purport, purr, put, putt, putty, pyre,
pyrite, queer, query, queue, quiet, quip, quirt, quit, quite, quo,
quote, rep, repertoire, repertory, report, repute, require, retire,
retiree, retort, riot, rip, ripe, rite, roe, root, rope, rot, rote,
rotor, rout, route, row, rue, rupee, rupture, rut, rutty, rye, tee,
teet, teeter, tepee, terrier, territory, terror, terry, tete, ti, tie,
tier, tip, tippy, tiptoe, tire, tit, to, toe, too, toot, top, tor, tore,
torpor, torque, torr, tort, torture, tory, tot, tote, tour, tout, tow,
tower, toy, tree, treetop, trio, trip, tripe, trite, troop, trot,
troupe, trout, troy, true, try, turret, tutor, tutu, twit, two, type,
typewrite, typo, up, upper, uproot, utter, we, wee, weep, weir, wept,
were, wert, wet, wipe, wire, wiry, wit, witty, woe, woo, wop, wore,
worry, wow, writ, write, writeup, wrote, wry, ye, yet, yip, yore, you,
your and yow. 

-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent, healthy     #    Ken Johnson, AIAI,
young women are taken. It's a basic rule of   #    80 South Bridge, Edinburgh
the universe, and if you don't like it, go    #    Tel 031-650 2756 
somewhere else.        -- my dad  1906-1992   #    Fax 031-650 6513
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sibyl Waugh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: observations of my fellow victims
Date: 4 Jan 93 03:45:03 GMT
Organization: Imperial Entropy, sole agent for Carnaugh's Reversible Steam Cycle
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

It was not so much a Christmas party as the Nurnberg rally with custard.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Miracles of modern medicine
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 22:49:08 GMT

You've all heard the commercials:

   'For sore throats, use Cepacol lozenges.  For really _really_ sore
   throats, use Cepastat lozenges.'

Well, now I've done it.  I've gone and taken a Cepastat lozenge when my
throat was only a little sore.  It improved it to the point where I can now
speak five languages fluently.  The trouble is, I don't understand what I'm
saying.

--mark

Maybe if I take an Excedrin without having a headache...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: cliftonr@netcom.com (Pope Clifton)
Subject: Short Shameful Confession
Organization: t.b, t.p.d, & a.d
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 19:58:01 GMT

  I lied.  Markian did not write the line quoted in my .sig, and comparing
notes with him I concluded that I had made it up by misremembering his
line "Did you ever have one of those *lives*?"

  This leaves me with a self-quote in my .sig.  (Warlord!  Warlord!)  But
I like the line too well to give it up right away, so I stuck in the weasel
words "attributed to" to make it appear that someone else had attributed 
it to him, rather than me.

  -- Clifton (needs a new .sig quote, other than Ken's)

--
cliftonr@netcom.com     Home: +1 808 521 9073  Work: +1 808 625 3234
Clifton Royston, Pope of the Church of the Subgenius in Paradise
"Some lives are like that." - attributed to Mark. Gooley
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: A thought...
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 5 Jan 93 00:53:28 CST


In article <1993Jan5.035635.11666@sol.UVic.CA>, tniet@engr.UVic.CA (Taco  Niet) writes:
> 
> Wow someone on this newsgroup had a thought.  I thought that was something 
> people reading this newsgroup were not supposed to do.
> 
> 
> 

I nominate Mr. Niet for the title of Finerty Bait of the Week.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Cashiers
Date: 7 Jan 93 12:16:44 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


In article <9301061925.AA02991@prg.ox.ac.uk> gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Sol
van der Pughs) writes:

#  The juice X-Industries makes by pressing women is another matter
#  altogether. 


You know, when Drieux talked about `Icky Girl Goo', I thought he was
talking about X-Tract of Panty Stain.  X Industries must be a fun place
to work. 






-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
It's a basic rule of the universe,     || 80 South Bridge                       and if you don't like it,              || Edinburgh,  Scotland   EH1 1HN
go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: I LOVE Nick at Nite!
Date: 12 Jan 1993 06:18:35 GMT
Organization: The Church of Pat
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


Just now, I almost choked on my own phlegm while laughing at the commercial
with the guy analyzing "Gilligan's Island."  He said the whole show is
about rage.  We wait for Gilligan to screw up yet another attempt at rescue
and, instead of hitting him with a hat, one of the castaways STABS
Gilligan.

I just LOVE this channel.


Mark "Bash my skull with a coconut" Lippert
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (fun fun fun boy)
Subject: Re: Bigfootf spaceman?
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 93 23:58:41 GMT

In article <72870@cup.portal.com> John_-_Winston@cup.portal.com writes:
>Dear Folks: Now to answer a question. It was asked how we compare in
>IQ to the space people. If you consider a human to be very smart with
>an IQ of 150 then the Greys from Z. R. have a 300 IQ. People from 
>Venus are 5,000 years ahead of us an in the 4th dimension, because we
>destroyed our civilization about 5,000 years ago. Some people from
>Saturn and Jupiter would seem god like to us. Jupiter is where Adam
>came from of the the Adamic race. So how about them apples?
>John Winston.


THIS BELONGS IN T.B. 
				HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES!?
--
			PJF--->Biochem. grad student
			      PUBLIC ENEMY #1
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: docmike@world.std.com (william m biesele)
Subject: talk bizarre marketing concept #392
Summary: dockers?
Keywords: capitalism and usenet make wild, passionate love on the beach
Organization: no thanks, i'm trying to quit.
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 08:11:37 GMT

  if you're not reading tee bee, you're just reading news.

--
"they told me that nobody's happy in heaven -
                           that god is a bore and his son is annoying as well."

w i l l i a m   m i c h a e l   b i e s e l e  /  wbiesele@cadehp0.eng.utah.edu
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Honour Moore)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Ich hab Angst noch im Traum habe Sehnsucht, hab nur Heimweh nach Heimat
Date: 9 Jan 93 03:45:03 GMT
Organization: The Common European Cliche Mountain
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

Later, much later and when she had left, I returned to the Cafe'.  We had 
parted on the platform at Friedrichstrasse, with the city spread out below
us, and the steam from her eastbound express billowing around our feet.
Hardly very romantic, I know; the train has taken so much of the poetry 
out of modern life.

At Bauer the ever-efficient Achim was waiting to offer me a seat at our 
usual table almost before I had come to the door.  And will the other lady 
be joining madam today?  No she wouldn't.  She might be half way to Saint
Petersburg by now, for all I knew.  The sight of her empty seat took the 
edge off even the disgustingly rich chocolate confection which I found I 
had ordered.  And there was a military manequin in a plush-wallpaper and 
gold-braid uniform who was leering at me over his walrus face-fungus.

That was when I caught sight of his golden-haired companion.  

And the coffee was damned good, too.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: How my brother spent Christmas
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sun, 10 Jan 1993 15:12:55 GMT

In <1ievemINNc5b@rave.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>Fireballs are neither urbane nor cultured.
>Yogurt is cultured, but not urbane.

Popes have been urban, but I've never seen one in a Petri dish.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: ssc size war
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 21:56:42 GMT

> tomf@gte.com writes:
>Rob Dobson writes:
>> schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>> >My dad drinks Black Label Non-Alcoholic Malt Beverage, the
>> >worst non-alcoholic beer in the known universe.

>> Although it is still only the 5th of January, this has a good shot at
>> being the MOST SHAMEFUL confession t.b. will see in 93.

>I introduced my brother to New Age music.

Nice try, but falls a bit short. Had you said "I just got married, and
the way I met my wife was our common interest in New Age music", maybe,
but face it: having a dad who not only drinks Black Label (incredibly
shameful) but drinks BL NA, well, thats just too shameful for words.

ObSSC: On my drive to alabamy, I heard two different Rod Stewart songs
on the radio, and sang aloud to each of them.
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: How I am trying to get my contract extended
Date: 6 Jan 93 19:01:10 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: William's Wonderful Wonky Widget Warehouse


By reading `Bluff your way in Management'. 





-- 
Son, all the pretty, intelligent,      || Ken Johnson                           healthy young women are taken.         || A I Applications Institute
It's a basic rule of the universe,     || 80 South Bridge                       and if you don't like it,              || Edinburgh,  Scotland   EH1 1HN
go somewhere else.                     || Phone 031-650 2756   Fax 031-650 6513
               -- my dad  1906-1992    || E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
From: gj@prg.oxford.ac.uk (Honour Moore)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: exploratory talks
Date: 6 Jan 93 07:44:59 GMT
Organization: The Famous Wild Haggis Scone and Sweetbread Sorbet Company
X-Mailer: mail-news 2.0.3

...and one of the things that these exploratory talks are about is 
just to find out who would want to go in with whom and for what...

I remember exploratory talks like that but the man on the wireless
was only talking about mergers between airframe manufacturers.
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short Shameful Confession
Date: 7 Jan 1993 01:28:06 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
NNTP-Posting-Host: stealth.intel.com

In article <1993Jan6.044346.6183@news.nd.edu> rvacca@vyasa.helios.nd.edu (robert vacca) writes:
>	My entire damn family is on the net somewhere, it seems.

I've been meaning to talk to you about
that.

It seems that every time your Dad gets
fed, he begins to misdirect packets
addressed to machines on NYSERNET,
and some nodes for which the only
associating fact is that they were
original ARPANET sites from the '60s.

We've had him apart and replaced the
Ethernet(TM) cards, but can't seem
to understand the problem.  It's
much more pronounced when he's taking
in fatty foods, too.  Is there a history
of gall-bladder infection in your
family, and if so how has it affected
TCP/IP performance in the past?

				--Blair
				  "X Industries.
				   We bring good lives to things."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: WHY AMERICANS ARE GETTING STUPIDER
Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc.
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 19:08:53 GMT

In article <1993Jan8.184212.21628@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>
>FIRST THERE WAS EVERTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARDEN.
>
>NOW...
>
>in rec.pets mdorfman@hamp.hampshire.edu writes:
>>
>>She was a wonderful, noble cat, and taught us so much about love. 
>  
>
>EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM MY CAT.


	Uh, Rog, maybe you're not aware that there is, in fact, a book, sold by
	the likes of Wireless (that front for NPR) with the title 'Everything I 
	Needed To Know I Learned From My Cat'.


		Feel better now?



-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
From: reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: INTERNATIONAL FAT.BOB (FDT.BOI and FIT.BOF)
Date: 9 Jan 93 16:41:44 GMT
Organization: Oxford University VAX 6620

In article <1993Jan9.004218.27795@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
> 
> WERE I TO GO TO ENGLAND, I'D SUGGEST A BOILED-CABBAGE-A-THON.
> 

Don't worry.  You're not invited.  AND we've posted bouncers at all the ports.

Jason

> carasso,
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Complete the sentence (Re: Back again)
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 13:30:41 GMT

> jcarroll@ferris.cray.com tosses out the following brain teaser:




>As opposed in particular to the Commonwealth of Virginia, where the


....laws against sodomy do not prevent the governor from flying the state
helicopter over the Albemarle country to be sucked off by one of the richest
women in the country, who is also a member of the UVA Board of Visitors
despite never having attended college.
From: the lost cause
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Food, Folks, 'n' Fun
Date: 7 Jan 1993 17:05:10 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department at Rose-Hulman
Distribution: world
Reply-To: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
NNTP-Posting-Host: jd-next.nextwork.rose-hulman.edu

In article <gerald.726352421@gerald> gerald@torolab4.vnet.ibm.com (Gerald  
Oskoboiny) writes:
> 
> It is by far the worst food I have ever tasted, bad even for McDonald's[tm].
> 
But you ate all of it, didn't you?
--
************************************************************************
 the Lost Cause                       jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
(hardwaire guy extraordinaire)       MACTech,NeXTtech; NeXTmail accepted
                      "Everything is relative."
************************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso)
Subject: Re: Redheaded female looking for trouble...
Organization: The Turing Project, Public Access Internet Host
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 00:44:32 GMT

in alt.personals an4752@anon.penet.fi writes:
>
>Hi :)
>I am a green-eyed, red-headed 24 year old woman looking for a 
>little fun in my emailbox, and maybe a little fun elsewhere if
>it so develops.  I really like writing explicit messages back &
>forth across the net, so if you do too, write me, ok?
>Jenn.
^^^^^^

What if this is gypsy acting out her fantasy to be jenine, the t.b
babe?