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From: c9037395@jupiter.newcastle.edu.au (Helen Lee)
Subject: Re: New Joke Thread
Organization: Uni of Newcastle, Australia
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 06:55:32 GMT

jondarr@macadam.mqcs.mq.oz.au (jondarr c g h 2 gibb) writes:

>Has anyone got a decent (indecent?) collection of misplaced
>tampon jokes, or willing to so contribute ?

Sign in shop window:

	TAMPONS  $1 A DOZEN !
	No strings attatched!

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and then thin again at the far end. That is my .sig, it is mine, and belongs
to me and I own it, and what it is too.            c9037395@cs.newcastle.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: colville@deakin.socs.uts.edu.au (John Colville)
Subject: American election humour
Organization: Computing Sciences, Uni of Technology, Sydney.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 03:40:57 GMT

A couple of observations from the American Presidential campaign:

The guy at the Republican convention waving a tee-shirt which proclaimed:

BUSH

QUAYL


A man was asked, "Are you a member of an organised political party."
His response, "No, I'm Democrat."


John Colville
From: alex@cs.uow.edu.au (Alex Zelinsky)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Wanted : On the good ship venus
Date: 21 Aug 92 07:58:14 GMT
Organization: Dept of Computer Science, Wollongong University, Australia

s902114@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Zen [Stuart Bishop]) writes:


>:)> T'was on the good ship Venus
>:)> By christ you should have seen us
>:)> The figure head was a whore in bed
>:)> and the mast was a 10 foot penis

>:)the First Mate's name was Cooper
>:)By crist he was a trooper
>:)he jerked and jerked until he worked himself into a stupor

>:)The cabin boy was Nipper
>:)by christ he was a (something the rimes with nipper)
>:)he stuffed his arse with broken glass
>:)and circumcised the Skipper..

>:)(Chours) 
>:)Friggin' in the riggin
>:)friggin' in the riggin
>:)friggin in the riggin
>:)there was FUCK all else to do.

>:)The midshipman's name was topper
>:)by christ he had a wopper
>:)twice round the deck, once round his neck
>:)and up his arse for a stopper

>The second mate's name was Andy,
>by Christ he had a dandy,
>till they crushed his cock
>with a jagged rock
>for cumming in the brandy

>The Captains wife was mable,
>and she was very able,
>she'd give the crew their dayly screw,
>apon the kitchen table.

>The Captain had a daughter,
>who fell in deep see water,
>delighted squeals revealed that eels
>had found her sexual quarter.
>-- 

A fix to the verse about the cabin boy

	The cabin boy's name was Kipper
	By christ he was a cunning little nipper
	he stuffed his arse with broken glass
	and circumcised the Skipper..

Cheers
Alex
From: odriscod@topaz.ucq.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Wanted : On the good ship venus
Date: 20 Aug 92 16:49:43 AET
Organization: University of Central Queensland, Australia

In article <1992Aug19.144833.10652@spider.co.uk>, andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
> In article <1992Aug18.100030.23869@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos) writes:
> 
> T'was on the good ship Venus
> By christ you should have seen us
> The figure head was a whore in bed
> and the mast was a 10 foot penis
> 
     sig deleted to aid the blind...

the First Mate's name was Cooper
By crist he was a trooper
he jerked and jerked until he worked himself into a stupor

The cabin boy was Nipper
by christ he was a (something the rimes with nipper)
he stuffed his arse with broken glass
and circumcised the Skipper..

(Chours) 
Friggin' in the riggin
friggin' in the riggin
friggin in the riggin
there was FUCK all else to do.

The midshipman's name was topper
by christ he had a wopper
twice round the deck, once round his neck
and up his arse for a stopper

I'll probably remember some more tomorrow...

I don't really believe I posted this....

David.

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: jondarr@macadam.mqcs.mq.oz.au (jondarr c g h 2 gibb)
Subject: New Joke Thread
Organization: Macquarie University, School of Mathematics, Physics, Computing and Electronics
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 01:50:38 GMT


I was asked by some friends to start a new joke thread, but I only
have two to start with :

The first is an old favourite :
   How do you tell when a blonde's having a bad day ?
   She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.

The other is more subtle :
   How do you tell if the barmaid doesn't like you ?
   There's a string dangling from your "Bloody Mary".

Has anyone got a decent (indecent?) collection of misplaced
tampon jokes, or willing to so contribute ?


                    
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jondarr@mpce.mq.edu.au
jondarr@macgraw.mpce.mq.edu.au

Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: B.A.Brill@polsci.utas.edu.au ()
Subject: BRONWYN BISHOP
Organization: University of Tasmania, Australia.
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 04:12:18 GMT

Why do people hate Bronwyn Bishop immediately they meet her?
Saves time.

Why does Bronwyn Bishop wear large jewellery?
It matches her mouth.
Xref: sparky aus.jokes:1050 rec.humor:26481
From: andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes,rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: On the good ship venus...
Date: 19 Aug 92 14:48:33 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.

In article <1992Aug18.100030.23869@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au> rxkgt@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (George Tzanatos) writes:
>
>HAs anybody out got the full text of 'On the good ship venus'?
>
>If so, could you please mail it to me / post it to this group.
>
>Thanks.

T'was on the good ship Venus
By christ you should have seen us
The figure head was a whore in bed
and the mast was a 10 foot penis

Don't remember anymore........
-- 
|      Andy Cannon       |"Love is what seperates us from the animals"       |
| Misplaced Yorkshireman |                                                   |
|   Spider Systems Ltd   |"No, what seperates us from the animals is that we |
|  andrewc@spider.co.uk  |don't clean our own genitals with our tongue"      |
From: t9114138@phillip.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Jokes DIR/REGaboutex
Date: 20 Aug 92 14:22:32 GMT
 <10758755.3.714105344@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au>,
 <11437294.55.714183993@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au> <1992Aug19.091322.27998@peponi.wcc.govt.nz>
Organization: RMIT (Bundoora Campus)

In article <1992Aug19.091322.27998@peponi.wcc.govt.nz>, meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
> 
> In article <11437294.55.714183993@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au>, 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT) writes:
>>>>Q: How long does it take an Aussie to have a shit?
>>>>A: Nine months!
>>>>
>>>>(I know I'll regret posting this,  esp when you see where I'm mailing from...
>>>>
>>>>Jonathan.
>>>
>>>
>>>Just where the hell is New Zealand anyway?
>>
>>Isn't that a province of Tasmania?
>>
>>Nathan W.
> 
> Where's Australia?
> 
> 
> --
> Red

DownUnder !!!
From: barton@latcs1.lat.OZ.AU (The DayDreamer)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: raunchy, kid-joke...
Keywords: a bit rude...
Date: 15 Aug 92 08:50:26 GMT
Followup-To: poster
Organization: What ORGANISATION???  This mess is total chaos!!!

This is a visual joke so bear with me...

there is this little boy in an ice creame shop.
he is dressed up as a cowboy with a six shooter on either side.

he says to the shop assistant whilst whipping out his six shooters and
spinning them back into the holsters: "can I have a soft serve please?",

she says: "sure honey, what flavour?"

again, twirling the six shooters: "vanilla!!!"

she asks: "nuts?"

again, twirling the six shooters: "yes please, and chocolate topping!!!"

she says: "ok... would you like your nuts crushed?"

he says, twirling the six shooters out and pointing them at her bossom:
"Would you like your tits shot off???"

-- 

Douglas Barton - barton@latcs1.oz.au
		"My ,son.  Take for thyself another world,
 		 for that which I leave thee is too small..."
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: ccasm@cc.newcastle.edu.au
Subject: Re: Jokes DIR/REGaboutex
Organization: University of Newcastle, AUSTRALIA
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 03:23:10 GMT

>> In article <11437294.55.714183993@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au>, 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT) writes:
>> 
>> Where's Australia?
>> 


It's the two islands to the right of New Zealand (if you are facing South).

OUR South Island is known as Tasmania.

What's New Zealand's south island known as?



    sig. ..........from the disk of Big Al.
From: francis@cs.adelaide.edu.au (Francis Vaughan)
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: New Joke Thread
Date: 18 Aug 92 06:19:34 GMT
Reply-To: francis@cs.adelaide.edu.au
Organization: Adelaide Univerity, Computer Science

|> jondarr@macadam.mqcs.mq.oz.au (jondarr c g h 2 gibb) writes:
|> 
|> >Has anyone got a decent (indecent?) collection of misplaced
|> >tampon jokes, or willing to so contribute ?

Lord only knows why I am posting to such a thread.....


Why are students studying medicine known as "Med" students?

Because they are stuck up cunts.




I didn't really post this.....
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: duncan@brolga.cc.uq.oz.au (Duncan McCardle)
Subject: Re: Wanted : On the good ship venus
Organization: Prentice Centre, University of Queensland
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 03:55:47 GMT

>:)> T'was on the good ship Venus
>:)> By christ you should have seen us
>:)> The figure head was a whore in bed
>:)> and the mast was a 10 foot penis

>:)the First Mate's name was Cooper
>:)By crist he was a trooper
>:)he jerked and jerked until he worked himself into a stupor

>:)The cabin boy was Nipper
>:)by christ he was a (something the rimes with nipper)
>:)he stuffed his arse with broken glass
>:)and circumcised the Skipper..

>:)(Chours) 
>:)Friggin' in the riggin
>:)friggin' in the riggin
>:)friggin in the riggin
>:)there was FUCK all else to do.

>:)The midshipman's name was topper
>:)by christ he had a wopper
>:)twice round the deck, once round his neck
>:)and up his arse for a stopper

>The second mate's name was Andy,
>by Christ he had a dandy,
>till they crushed his cock
>with a jagged rock
>for cumming in the brandy

>The Captains wife was mable,
>and she was very able,
>she'd give the crew their dayly screw,
>apon the kitchen table.

(*Alternative, a la the Sex Pistols - Great Rock'n'Roll Swindle*)

The Captains wife was Mable
To fuck she was unable
So the dirty shits
They nailed her tits
Across the (bar-room) table.

(*I can't vouch for accuracy, it was sung by the Sex Pistols after all*)

>The Captain had a daughter,
>who fell in deep see water,
>delighted squeals revealed that eels
>had found her sexual quarter.
>--
From: s902114@minyos.xx.rmit.oz.au (Zen [Stuart Bishop])
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Wanted : On the good ship venus
Date: 21 Aug 92 16:04:04 GMT
Organization: RMIT Computer Centre, Melbourne Australia.

:)> T'was on the good ship Venus
:)> By christ you should have seen us
:)> The figure head was a whore in bed
:)> and the mast was a 10 foot penis

:)the First Mate's name was Cooper
:)By crist he was a trooper
:)he jerked and jerked until he worked himself into a stupor

:)The cabin boy was Nipper
:)by christ he was a (something the rimes with nipper)
:)he stuffed his arse with broken glass
:)and circumcised the Skipper..

:)(Chours) 
:)Friggin' in the riggin
:)friggin' in the riggin
:)friggin in the riggin
:)there was FUCK all else to do.

:)The midshipman's name was topper
:)by christ he had a wopper
:)twice round the deck, once round his neck
:)and up his arse for a stopper

The second mate's name was Andy,
by Christ he had a dandy,
till they crushed his cock
with a jagged rock
for cumming in the brandy

The Captains wife was mable,
and she was very able,
she'd give the crew their dayly screw,
apon the kitchen table.

The Captain had a daughter,
who fell in deep see water,
delighted squeals revealed that eels
had found her sexual quarter.
-- 

 _____                      Two elephants fell off a cliff. Boom Boom.
//  //    __                                                           //
   //    /  \   I\ I                    for a good time call          //
  //    (--     I \I  alias                       zen@rmit.edu.au    //
 //      \__/   I  I  Stuart Bishop                                 //
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Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: hoahosth@halls1.cc.monash.edu.au (ANDREA HOSTH)
Subject: ANU
Organization: Halls of Residence, Monash University 
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1992 14:46:18 GMT

Hi. Shok Kuan Ho is looking for Mei Ling Liew, Law Faculty, 1st Year at ANU. 
If you know her, ask her to call Shok Kuan - its urgent.
Her number is (03) 5448133xtn365. Anyone from ANU who reads this notice and 
wants to have Shok Kuan in your debt forever (or five minutes, whichever com 
es first) please write this down (in big letters) and post it on the 
noticeboard in the Law Faculty. It is REALLY urgent.

Ankh
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
Subject: Re: Jokes DIR/REGabout
From: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 09:13:22 GMT
Reply-To: meachen@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ


In article <11437294.55.714183993@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au>, 11437294@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (NATHAN WHEAT) writes:
>>>Q: How long does it take an Aussie to have a shit?
>>>A: Nine months!
>>>
>>>(I know I'll regret posting this,  esp when you see where I'm mailing from...
>>>
>>>Jonathan.
>>
>>
>>Just where the hell is New Zealand anyway?
>
>Isn't that a province of Tasmania?
>
>Nathan W.

Where's Australia?


--
Red
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: rob@stallion.oz.au (Rob Dunn)
Subject: repair men
Organization: Stallion Technologies
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 08:21:16 GMT
Summary: breakdown procedure
Keywords: repair, support


WHAT TO DO WHEN THIS MACHINE BREAKS DOWN

1.	Do not call for service until everyone concerned has had time to
	form an opinion as to what is wrong.  Give each member of the staff
	an opportunity to correct the problem.  Whenever possible, ALL
	controls and adjusting screws should be turned.

2.	After several days, when the machine malfunction has become a major
	emergency, place an URGENT call for service.  Fridays are best, but
	any time after 4 p.m. is o.k.

3.	Alert all personnel so that each can give their version of what is
	wrong.  Suggestions on how to fix the machine will be welcomed by
	the engineer.


4.	Hide ther service history log that is found inside the machine.
	Make several references about hte man who was here for the same problem
	last week.

5.	Have at least 8 graduate engineers present to ask highly technical
	questions whihc are in no way related to the problem.

6.	The minute the engineer arrives, ask what caused the delay.  Make
	it clear that you expected him two days ago.  Before he can answer, 
	ask him when the machine will be back in service.

7.	The machine should be as dirty and greasy as possible.  A mixture
	of oil and pencil sharpener shavings works well.  If the machine has
	electrical components, add staples and paper clips.

8.	Assign a member of staff to supervise the repair, someone who has
	never seen or used the machine is preferable.  Bad breath is a plus here
	and scores bonus points.

9.	Ask again when the machine will be ready.  Good timing is essential
	and when the machine is in 800 pieces and spread all over the floor will
	be just grand.

10.	Be sure the machine is in a narrow passge with plenty of people
	passing each making a comment about the time the repair is taking.  The
	lighting should be as low as possible, good engineers can work 
	blindfolded.

11.	Ask if the machine is ready yet.  If the engineer is looking at the
	schematic diagram, ask if he knows what he is doing.  It doesn't hurt to
	mention that you repaired a toaster last week without the aid of a
	schematic diagram. 

12.	 When the repair is completed, tell him what a swell job he did.
	Say it should be a swell job, as it took long enough.

13.	Try to get the engineer to lower the bill.  They make too much
	money anyway.

14.	After he has gone call his supervisor and say the machine is worse
	now than before.
--
------------------------------------+-----------------------------------------
Rob Dunn, Software Quality Engineer, Stallion Technologies P.O. Box 954 TOOWONG 
4066 Brisbane Australia  Ph 61 7 870 4999 Fx 61 7 371 8881
ACSnet rob@stallion.oz.au  UUCP   ..!uunet!stallion.oz.au!rob 
Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: ins741u@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Markfried Fellensiek)
Subject: Re: Jokes DIR/REGabout
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 10:45:49 GMT

Goes to show how stupid the New Zealanders are.... (at least this one :)  )

warloc



Newsgroups: aus.jokes
From: 10758755@eng2.eng.monash.edu.au (ANTONY MAKIN)
Subject: Re: Jokes DIR/REGabout
Organization: Faculty of Engineering, Monash University 
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 02:35:44 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.125020.9535@waikato.ac.nz> jrdodd@waikato.ac.nz writes:
>From: jrdodd@waikato.ac.nz
>Subject: Jokes DIR/REGabout
>Date: 22 Jul 92 12:50:20 +1200
>Ok,  here we go...Aussie jokes shouldn't just come form Oz,  but be about
>them...
>
>Q: How long does it take an Aussie to have a shit?
>A: Nine months!
>
>(I know I'll regret posting this,  esp when you see where I'm mailing from...
>
>Jonathan.


Just where the hell is New Zealand anyway?
From: glenns@ra.pad.otc.com.au (Glenn Satchell - Uniq professional Services)
Newsgroups: aus.computers
Subject: serial to parallel printer converter
Date: 14 Aug 92 05:59:21 GMT
Reply-To: glenns@ra.pad.otc.com.au (Glenn Satchell - Uniq professional Services)
Organization: Uniq Professional Services

I've got a computer with a serial port and a printer with a parallel port.
Anyone recommend a reliable and cheap "black box" to connect these together?

-- 

Glenn Satchell                             kalli!glenn@fourx.aus.sun.com
Uniq Professional Services Pty Ltd

"The answer is no, and we'll negotiate from there."
Newsgroups: aus.computers,aus.wanted,aus.general
From: leigh@DIALix.oz.au (Leigh Smith)
Subject: Address and phone of NeXT in Australia?
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 92 04:12:49 GMT
Summary: I want to buy one
Keywords: NeXT


Hi,

I've heard a reasonably unsubstantiated rumour that NeXT have a
distributor in Australia. Does anyone have a name and phone number
of them? Please email the info, and any relevant comments to:
leigh@psychok.DIALix.oz.au.

Thanks in advance

Leigh
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Newsgroups: aus.computers
From: matthias@ecr.mu.OZ.AU (Matthias_Markus LANG)
Subject: vga monitor repair
Keywords: vga monitor
Organization: Dept. Of Engineering Computer Resources, Uni. Of Melbourne
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 06:23:33 GMT


Hi,

My (super) VGA monitor decided to quit working a couple of days ago, and I'd 
like to hear from people who've had repairs done on similar monitors. 
Specifically any recommendations / "forget-its" and so on would be appreciated

I suspect the problem is with the (switchmode) power supply -- there isn't any
DC on the board except right after the first rectifier. (The power LED doesn't
light, the labelled test pins are all at zero), so it doesn't look like a 
picture tube replacement.

The monitor is a TP250P, supplied by total peripherals

Has anyone tried a TV repair man? Are they likely to have any clue at all?
Has anyone tried honeywell, and how much did it end up costing (they want
$90 just to have a look)
Does anyone know if total peripherals are in the habit of handing out circuit
diagrams so I can have (more of) a go myself.


Any pointers will be most appreciated, if there's sufficient interest I'll post
a summary.

Matt

email to: Matthias@ecr.mu.oz.au

Newsgroups: aus.computers
From: mcdonoug@dmpe.csiro.au (Graeme Mc Donough)
Subject: Re: The BEST 1280x1024 video card for IBM
Organization: CSIRO Div of Mineral and Process Engineering.
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 05:36:52 GMT

Your problem will be that your P.C. will be running too slow.
maybee a 5/86 P.C. .
When running at that res, the P.C. will perform like a slug.
the solution is: If you want to run at that high of a res
buy a Workstation. (such as a SUN or SGI or even an AMIGA)
These boxes will at least allow you to multi-task for a start,
and perform the windowing functions with speed.

This is not a slang on anything , it is just a paser-by's  comment.

Graeme Mc Donough
mcdonoug@mineng.dmpe.csiro.au
From: Kevin.Tankard@f550.n635.z3.fidonet.org (Kevin Tankard)
Sender: acsnet@csource.oz.au
Newsgroups: aus.computers.amiga
Subject: Mac -> Amiga
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 05:29:00 +1000

 ii>I was wondering if anybody knew of any software that will
 ii>allow me to
 ii>convert Macintosh pictures into an Amiga IFF format.

Alex, the file you want is MacView. You can view Mac piccys, but I'm not sure
 if you can convert them. I'll have a hunt around and get back to you.

Kevin

 * Origin: Empire BBS +61(3)592-5662 (3 lines) (3:635/550)
Newsgroups: aus.computers.amiga
Subject: Re: Mac -> Amiga
From: Carson@post.ntu.edu.au (John Carson)
Date: 21 Aug 92 16:14:42 +0900
Followup-To: aus.computers.amiga
Distribution: world
Organization: NTU

In article <4477@teslab.lab.oz.au>, andrew@teslab.lab.oz.au (Andrew
Phillips) wrote:
> 
> jimbo@mhs.oz.au (James Davidson) writes:
> : >In article <1926@sheoak.bcae.oz.au> i900243@redgum.ucnv.edu.au writes:
> : >>I was wondering if anybody knew of any software that will allow me to
> : >>convert Macintosh pictures into an Amiga IFF format.
> :...
> : Sorry I cant tell you the program names to look for, but I know they 
> : exist.  Anyone else out there know the ones I mean.  Pbm may be able
> : to do it.
> 
> PBM plus can do it.  It comes as several programs that convert to and
> from its own internal formats (bitmap, grey-scale and colour).  It
> supports IFF ILBM (all formats) and several Macintosh formats.
> 
> I have used it here (a UNIX system) to convert between ILBM and
> Macpaint.  (I believe it has also been ported to the Amiga.)  For
> example to convert an Amiga ILBM file to Macpaint use:
> 
> ilbmtoppm <amiga_file | pmtopgm | pgmtopbm | pbmtomacp >macpaint_file
> 
> The reverse is:
> 
> macptopbm <macpaint_file | ppmtoilbm >amiga_file
> 
> The sources to PBM plus were posted to comp.sources.{unix|misc} some
> time ago, or I could mail them to you.
> 
> Andrew.

Adobe Photoshop which runs on a mac will read and save mac and Amiga files.

John Carson  NTUniversity
Darwin Australia
Carson@darwin.ntu.edu.au
Newsgroups: aus.computers.amiga