From: bd217@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Udit Sharma)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.indian
Subject: ALL OF YOU ARE PAROCHIAL AND STUPID.  DIE!
Date: 4 Sep 1992 05:08:18 GMT
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc10.ins.cwru.edu


I'm back!  And so is my "classic":


Recently, a fellow netter wondered what happened to me - 
at least I had posted a colorful writing!   Cry no more, 
damn it!   Here is an encore posting of my grand, original  
and provocative posting.   Enjoy:



"DEAR" Immigrant Indian and Pakistani Men:

WHY ARE YOU SO BLOODY EFFEMINATE?   Was there 
something in the vitiated drinking water back home?   You 
ambulate, run, sit (crossing your legs as if you have labia 
to conceal), smoke (with the wrist raised and backwards 
flexed) and converse like stereotypical homosexuals; in 
fact, you do most everything  like women.   Why do you 
shake hands as if your arms and hands are utterly 
enervated; have you been masturbating to dangerously 
excessive strata?   The situation is so egregious at times 
that I have to admonish you (those of you who are my 
friends) against being so effeminate in my presence. 

I HATE YOU EFFEMINATE BASTARDS.  (Although I've 
already provided a harbinger as to why, I'll disclose 
exactly why later herein.)   

WHAT'S WITH THE HAIRCUT AND HAIRCARE?  Did the 
same runaway lawnmower stealthily strike all of your 
heads?  What's with the grease you slap onto your heads 
after shampooing?  Don't you know that the office of 
shampooing is to remove the grease?  What losers !!!  

WHY I HATE YOU:  because I'm deemed guilty by 
association and categorization.   This "guilt" is a serious 
cramp to procuring the heterosexual, decent - indeed 
capital - action in this country.   (Of course, as you are 
patently and unapologetically aware, human bovine action 
remains readily available:  see Section 15 study groups at 
Cleveland-Marshall College of Law - bovines abound !)  

THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TRULY INTELLIGENT will be 
unaffronted by the questions, proclamations and precepts 
herein; in fact, you will exploit this commentary to make 
meaningful change in your currently pathetic lives.  

DISCARD YOUR PANTIES.  Transform your fashions and 
eliminate your effeminate persona !    Fertile vistas and a 
scintillating Western universe await you.  Of course I too 
will be a beneficiary, though an incidental one, of the not
-so-brave changes you forge. 

THANK YOU for the cooperation I anticipate.

YOUR COLLEAGUE in seeking decent, Western action,
Udit
 

P.s.      Does the text hereinabove make any profound or  
           ugly statements about Indian or Pakistani women?  
           Hmmm, I wonder...

P.p.s.   My Anglo friend, an unbelievably fabulous babe,  
           has read the above text and has ratified               
           unreservedly the text and precepts subsumed             
           therein. 

                                                                                
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[Trina is a twit !!!!]


Here is a sample of my replies to netters' inane 
retorts: 


Indiains and Pakistanis:

What are you all fighting about; you're all the same 
twerps!!!
You are, patently, incapable of being logical or 
congruent in your expressions.

Die!  That's a precept for all of you geek losers.  
I'll bet you will misunderstand this entire posting.  
Oh well.  One may hardly expect anything more from 
buffoons.

Have a nice day!


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