HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jen Schacher)
Subject: Re: MESSAGE FOR WOMEN
Reply-To: chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu
Organization: Brandeis University
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 17:13:13 GMT

In article <1992Jul30.155204.6445@mtu.edu>, kwfriber@mtu.edu (Kenberg Frieth) writes:
>In article <10180@disc.dla.mil> iqr0028@disc.dla.mil (Robin Szwec) writes:
>>
>>
>>A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control.  She is measured
>>by the way her body curves or doesn't curve, by where she is flat or straight
>>or round.  She is measured by 36-24-36 and inches and ages and numbers, by all
>>the outer things that don't ever add up to who she is on the inside, and
>>so if a woman is to be measured, let her be measured by the things she can 
>>control, by who she is and who she is trying to become, because as every 
>>woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.
>
>Thats OK...so do women.
>
Oh, and men don't?
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban
From: lawson@acuson.com (Drew Lawson)
Subject: Re: Radio pranks
Reply-To: lawson@aldia.UUCP (Drew Lawson)
Organization: ACUSON, Mountain View, CA
Distribution: world, usa, na
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 15:53:12 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.005326.3846@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin) writes:
>>> Stuff about "odd place to make love" deleted...
>
>>I have heard many versions of this.  It must be an urban legend.  Has
>>anyone actually SEEN it?
>
>Careful...   the urban legend concept can lead to fuzzy thinking.
>
>An urban legand is defined as a story told and retold in many closely related
>vrsion, slightly different, with difficult attribution, which is in fact not
>based in a true story.    I have no problem with this.

You should hang out in alt.folklore.urban more.  It is not necessary
for the story to be ficticious to be an urban legend.  There are many
with factual starts which just get warped and passed on.

Since we're on the topic, the NW episode IS discussed in the a.f.u
FAQ.  I've never personally checked the references, but the information
is that it never happened.  The producers deny it . Bob Eubanks denies
it.  No one has ever come forward with a copy of the tape.

-- 
Drew Lawson                      If you're not part of the solution,
lawson@acuson.com                you're part of the precipitate
From: keithg@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson)
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 08:33:51 GMT
Subject: Re: Just to tell you ...
Organization: work
Newsgroups: rec.humor


>   If you were, you wouldn't even think of sending that really stubid post.
> Of course, that's my opinion, and please respect it, as I respect your
> opinion for being the ultimate source of widsdom..  NOT!!
>
>-- 

	I haven't been keeping up, so I am forced to ask the obvious
	question:What is this word, "stubid"?

+++++++++++++++++++++++
From: jcbbalt@rocky8.rockefeller.edu (JCB Editor)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Reply-To: carson@rockvax.bitnet
Organization: Rockefeller Univ.,N.Y.C 10021
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 09:43:43 EDT

An obnoxious ME TOO, from my corner of the world.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rob@spot.Colorado.EDU (Rob Cuthbertson)
Subject: Re: Where to find funny names
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 23:01:24 GMT

In article <2170@tymix.Tymnet.COM> filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM writes:
>
>I wish I could be more specific, but on one of the Benny Hill
>videotapes, he plays a teacher in a british school.  The entire
>sketch has him standing in front of a class (never seen) while he
>talks to them.  He starts with a roll call, which has some of the
>funniest names I have ever heard.

Benny might have done this too, but the one that I've seen (matching this
description) is in Rowan Atkinson's HBO special.  He's got (had?) a series 
on HBO too, but I think his special was far funnier.

--Rob Cuthbertson, rob@spot.Colorado.EDU
Holy flying fish, batman!
From: valdesus@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Joseph Valdesuso)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Date: 22 Jul 92 09:49:57 GMT
Reply-To: valdesus@oasys.dt.navy.mil (Joseph Valdesuso)
Organization: Carderock Division, NSWC, Bethesda, MD

Could you also add me?

Thanks
-Joe
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine)
Subject: Smilies
Organization: Youngstown State University/Youngstown Free-Net
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 17:00:03 GMT


If whoever sent that last guy the list of smilies could either
post it or send it to me as well i'd appreciate it.
thanx
-- 
Perry Tarantine  aa395  /*/       ///     /*/ Amiga: Computer for the
SysOp of the RPG Sig   /*/       ///     /*/     Creative Mind.
Type "Go RPG" and     /*/    \\\///     /*/No. 1 complaint of comic strip chars
Join the Adventure   /*/      \XX/     /*/     "I don't have thumbs!"
From: dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Date: 31 Jul 92 14:25:14 GMT
Organization: Wang Labs, Lowell MA, USA

dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore) writes:

>In article <725@dsbc.icl.co.uk> abw@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Andy Wardley) writes:
>>>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>>>Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
>>Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
>Don't you mean Crystal Gayle?
Don't you mean Gail Tempest? (re: "Who shot Kirk Robbin?")
-- 
==========================================================================
Dave Bushong, KZ1O@K1UGM.MA         + 
Wang Laboratories, Inc.             + B-A-BAY, B-E-BEE, B-I-BICKY-BYE
Internet: dbushong@wang.com         +   B-O-BO, Curly's a DOPE! (not)
==========================================================================
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 15:40:27 EDT
From: eli z. <EMZ105@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Clean Joke Collection (7/31/92)

i think that the subject for this post should've been
something like:    "Corny Joke Collection"  or
                   "Really Bad Joke Collection".
actually, "Dry Joke Collection" would've suited it
equally as well.  oh, hell.  where's the guy with the
cat stories when you really need him?


                                     -eli.
From: saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Humor from the News
Date: 29 Jul 92 17:50:31 GMT
Organization: NetNews Readers Anonymous

In article <1992Jul22.222032.7191@gumby.dsd.trw.com>
suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com () writes:

>Don't waste your time with rec.humor, just read the newspapers and/or
>magazines and listen to the radio.  Specifically:

I wonder why he bothered posting this.
-- 
Sam Saal      homxb!saal OR saal@homxb.att.com
	Vayiftach HaShem et Peah Ha`Aton
From: floyd@hayes.ims.alaska.edu (Floyd Davidson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: License plates...
Date: 25 Jul 92 10:49:26 GMT
Organization: University of Alaska Institute of Marine Science

In article <l727lgINNaep@alcor.usc.edu> stedman@alcor.usc.edu (Ian D. Stedman) writes:
>In California, custom plates are not permitted to be possibly randomly
>generated.  This, then, actually came up randomly...
>
>2LZY469

Many years ago, when the world was a lot more prudish, a nice
young lady I knew got a post office box at school:  PO BOX 2469,
and I used to embarrass her by suggesting I would write a letter
and address it to:  PO BOX 2 for 69

She was scared to death I would do it, can you imagine that! :-)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dale@ingr.com (Dale Berisford)
Subject: Re: Band Names
Reply-To: dale@ingr.com
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 14:35:35 GMT

I once had a band called "Texas Stud and the Posse".  The story behind 
the name is even better.  Our drummer want to a cemetery to make-out
with his girl friend and set his drums on the ground so he could use
the back seat.  Things did not go well and he ended up driving off
with out his drums.  Thus, he was "Texas Stud".   Also, if I had not
know the people that worked in the local bank it would have been
difficult to cash checks made out to "Texas Stud and the Posse".



-- 
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|  Dale "I Tilt 'Em" Berisford  Intergraph Corporation       O     |~|  T  |
|  205-730-4028                 MS CR1104                   /\_    |_|  I  |
|  dale@ingr.com                Huntsville, AL 35894-0001  /\ ;===== |  L  |
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: asharma@libws1.ic.sunysb.edu (Anup Sharma)
Subject: Re: coming and going
Organization: State University of New York at Stony Brook
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 17:05:15 GMT

In article <8B55NB1w164w@c-cat.UUCP> david@c-cat.UUCP (Dave) writes:
>
> tom@vexcel.com (Tom Baltzer) writes:
> > Make like a shepard and get the flock out of here.
> 
>My favorite one is..
>
>Make like a newborn and head out.
>
>david@sandr.com 

My favorite one is...

Off like a prom dress.

asharma@libserv1.sunysb.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jd@dickens.com (Joe Dudar)
Subject: Re: PROGRESS
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 18:18:05 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

In article <1992Jul24.091524.200@ccsvax.sfasu.edu> z_maraiajj@ccsvax.sfasu.edu writes:
>IF PRO IS TH EOPPOSITE OF CON, WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF CONGRESS?

sssssssssssssss........ack...gah
But it does call to my mind the joy of two-party congress.
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.folklore.urban
From: anand@bcarh524.bnr.ca (Anand Raju)
Subject: Re: Radio pranks
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Distribution: world, usa, na
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 17:35:10 GMT

In article <1992Jul22.005326.3846@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> tip@lead.aichem.arizona.edu (Tom Perigrin) writes:
>>> Stuff about "odd place to make love" deleted...
>
>>I have heard many versions of this.  It must be an urban legend.  Has
>>anyone actually SEEN it?
>
>Careful...   the urban legend concept can lead to fuzzy thinking.
>
>An urban legand is defined as a story told and retold in many closely related
>vrsion, slightly different, with difficult attribution, which is in fact not
>based in a true story.    I have no problem with this.
>
>Note,  it does not logically follow that any story which is told and 
>retold in many slightly different versions with difficult attribution is
>neccesarily not based on a true incident.
>
>While this story has the form of an urban legend,  there is no proof (per se)
>that the story is not true.  You may chose to discount the veracity of the
>story teller,  but you cannot logically do so on the basis that "This story 
>has the form of an urban legand".   To do so is as silly as the following;
>
>
>All murderers have human form
>You have human form
>
>You must be a murderer

Who the hell cares?

From: simpson@teecs.UUCP (Libby Simpson)
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 19:59:45 GMT
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Organization: Litton Systems, Toronto ONT
Newsgroups: rec.humor

:q
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: toh@ecf.toronto.edu (TOH CHUN-KIT)
Subject: Eat, Shit, and Die !!
Organization: University of Toronto, Engineering Computing Facility
Distribution: na
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 15:20:42 GMT

There once was a cucumber, a pickle and a dick drowning in their
sorrows in a bar. They were all bitching about the bad life they're
having with their new "masters." 
The cucumber was saying " I really have a miserable life. First, 
they make me grow big and fat. Then they chop me up and put
me in their salad."
The pickle remarked, " You think that was bad !! First they make 
me grow big and fat. Then they chop me up and make me swim
in vineger. I usually end up between two buns in a burger !!"
The dick (almost in tears now) said " You guys sure have an 
easy life. First, they make me grow big and fat. Then they put
a bag over my head and make me puke !!!"
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: License plates...
From: <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Date: Monday, 27 Jul 1992 16:42:17 EDT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

I came to a movie early (it was a double feature of Dr. Zhivago and The
Mongolian Candidate -- I felt real good about America after that!) and they
were showing a bunch of useless information. About the second or third time
around, I finally read them. Johnny Carson's white corvette has:


     360 GUY

     (All around Guy)
HeeHeeHeeHawHawHahHahHoHoHoHoHiccupThud.


  Sal "Saviour of Breakfast" Desiano
From: polecat!steve@cacti.mcws.fidonet.org
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: re: NOTTY LIMERICK/Kennedy
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 92 22:16:26 PDT
Organization: The Wacko Family, Tujunga CA

There once was a senator from Mass.
who wanted a good piece of ass
        he went out and found it
        fucked up and drowned it
and that was the end of his ass.

    Free your mind- and the rest will follow...- en Vogue
From: pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: MESSAGE FOR WOMEN
Date: 31 Jul 92 07:48:07 GMT
Reply-To: pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik)
Organization: British Telecom Research Labs


In article <1992Jul30.171313.237@news.cs.brandeis.edu>, chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu (Jen Schacher) writes:
|> In article <1992Jul30.155204.6445@mtu.edu>, kwfriber@mtu.edu (Kenberg Frieth) writes:
|> >In article <10180@disc.dla.mil> iqr0028@disc.dla.mil (Robin Szwec) writes:
|> >>
|> >>
|> >>A WOMAN IS OFTEN MEASURED by the things she cannot control.  She is measured
|> >>by the way her body curves or doesn't curve, by where she is flat or straight
|> >>or round.  She is measured by 36-24-36 and inches and ages and numbers, by all
|> >>the outer things that don't ever add up to who she is on the inside, and
|> >>so if a woman is to be measured, let her be measured by the things she can 
|> >>control, by who she is and who she is trying to become, because as every 
|> >>woman knows, measurements are only statistics, and STATISTICS LIE.
|> >
|> >Thats OK...so do women.
|> >
|> Oh, and men don't?

Of course not (a lie?).

    SPHINX

====================================================
=== Kill others only if you wish to be killed.   ===
===                                       SPHINX ===   
====================================================
From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Stupidity (was Re: that'd be in the butt, bob)
Date: 21 Jul 92 16:05:49 GMT
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation

In article <parris.711470586@fig.cs.scarolina.edu> parris@cs.scarolina.edu (Barry Parris) writes:
>dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:
>
>>Well, there was the question, "In your neighborhood, does the
>>sun come up in the: North, South, East, or West?"  and some
>>dumb cluck did get the answer wrong......  although I personally
>>didn't see the episode.

This isn't really so bad if your neighborhood happens to be at a large
numbered latitude (say 45-50 or so).  In the Summer the sun rises in the
NE and in Winter rises in the SE.

>Shortly after South Carolina adopted daylight savings time, a woman wrote a
>letter saying that she hated daylight savings time...the extra hour of sunlight
>was killing all her plants!

I heard it as a farmer complaining to a weatherman about his crops
burning.

>After some controversy about a new translation of the bible, a man wrote that
>he wanted the exact bible that Jesus carried...the King James version.  (My
>first thought:  Oh!  That's how he knew what to say.  He looked for the parts
>in red.)

And I thought thy's and thou's only started being used this millenia.
Silly me.  At least Jesus spoke English.  :-)

-- 
======== Boyd Johnson    nosc!spectra.com!johnson  San Diego, Ca. ========
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jnhawk01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu
Subject: Request 10 types of.....
Organization: University of Louisville
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 14:04:10 GMT

Hi All:

Some time ago, there was a listing of the ten types of girlfriends and
on the same posting the 10 types of boyfriends.  Could someone please 
repost or send them to me.

Many thanks,
JH
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Band Names
Date: 24 Jul 92 17:13:50 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

Les Gracon de la Plage

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ratter@b8.ingr.com (Ray Ratte)
Subject: Re: French Jokes
Summary: joke punch line
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 17:53:41 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.112650.6017@spider.co.uk>, andrewc@spider.co.uk (Andrew Cannon) writes:
> In article <1992Jul21.214043.1052@pony.Ingres.COM> rog@Ingres.COM (Roger Taranto) writes:
> >A man bought three kittens and brought them home.  One day, he was 
> >outside working on the yard, and the kittens decided to play in the
> >fountain.  The kittens fell in and started drowning, so the man had
> >to save them.  He told them, "You better not play in the fountain
> >because I might not be here to save you next time."
> >
> >A few weeks later, the kittens decided to play in the fountain again.
> >They fell in, and a stranger saw them, but he got there too late to save
> >them.  The stranger went up to the front door, and when the man answered,
> >the stranger said, "Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq."
> >
> >-Roger
> >rog@ingres.com
> 
> Maybe I'm just not with it today but I don't actually get this joke.......
> -- 
> |       Andy Cannon         | Bonvolu alsendi la pordiston,       |
> |  Misplaced Yorkshireman   | lausajne estas rano en mia bideo.   |
> |    Spider Systems Ltd     |                                     |
> |   andrewc@spider.co.uk    |    1972 RD250 - " The Squeler"      |

Andy

In French _cinq_ is pronunced _sank_!

Ray R.
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Jokes mailing list
Date: 28 Jul 92 19:00:53 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

Mine as well.  And can someone tell us all who to E-mail directly with
these #$%^ requests, so we can stop clogging the net?

--f2
  still looking for Something Completely Different
From: jerry@godzilla.informix.com (Jerry Pope)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: FuNnY NaMeS
Date: 20 Jul 92 20:28:29 GMT
Reply-To: jerry@godzilla.informix.com
Organization: Informix Software

In article 15269@usenet.ins.cwru.edu, pam10@po.CWRU.Edu (Peter A. Margaritis) writes:
>
>I am compiling a list of funny names.  For example:
>
>		Peter Burns
>		Harry Colon
>		Richard Head (Dickhead)
>		John Cox
>		Mr. Johncock	(Mr. John Cock)   (Mr. Cock)
>		Dick Tweeter
>		Ura Johnson
>		Ira Johnson
   Cardinal Sin  (a catholic dude in The Phillipines)
--

Jerry Pope
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jholtgra@afit.af.mil (Jeremy C. Holtgrave)
Subject: Re: BETTER
Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 04:21:54 GMT

Why don't cannibles eat clowns?


Taste funny.


=====================jholtgra@scgraph.afit.af.mil==============================
Jeremy Holtgrave                      "And all this science I don't understand,
Air Force Institute of Technology      it's just my job five days a week."
Wright-Patterson AFB, Ohio             The Rocket Man,  Elton John
===============================================================================

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jholtgra@afit.af.mil (Jeremy C. Holtgrave)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Organization: Air Force Institute of Technology
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 17:13:57 GMT

In article <729@dsbc.icl.co.uk> abw@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Andy Wardley) writes:
>In article <....> dp35@mc1adm.UWaterloo.ca (Greg Moore) writes:
>>In article <725@dsbc.icl.co.uk> abw@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Andy Wardley) writes:
>>>>>Don't you mean Melanie Griffith?
>>>>Don't you mean Meg Ryan?
>>>Don't you mean Billy Crystal?
>>Don't you mean Crystal Gayle?
>Don't you mean Crystal Ball?
Don't you mean Andy Warhol?

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jeffa@janderholm.lotus.com (Jeff Anderholm)
Subject: Thermometers
Reply-To: jeffa@janderholm.lotus.com 
Organization: Lotus Development Corp.
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 21:34:40 GMT

Q:  What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

A:  The taste.
From: che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: chicken/egg debate
Date: 27 Jul 92 13:19:49 +1000
Organization: Computer Centre, Monash University, Australia

In article <92205.160346MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET>, <MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET> writes:
> In article <1992Jul15.162839.6677@mtu.edu>, spbaker@mtu.edu (Shaun P. Baker)
> pondered:
>>Gee, that makes lots of sense.  However, which came first:  the egg or the
>>"chicken-like bird"?  And thus the story continues.
>>
>>Shaun
>>
> Silly, the chicken had to come first, otherwise there you couldn't
> have named the other one a "chicken-like bird".
> 
>    -- Sal "Jbhyqa'g guvf ybbx pbby va Ebg13?"Desiano


    THE ROOSTER CAME FIRST!!!!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Heaven/Hell nationalities wanted
From: psantucci@desire.wright.edu
Date: 27 Jul 92 22:36:08 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

In article <14qckcINNn6k@agate.berkeley.edu>, peterme@ocf.berkeley.edu (Peter D. Merholz) writes:
> Does anyone have a good list of the "In heaven, the French cook, Italians
> are lovers, etc. while in Hell, the Germans are lovers, the Italians are
> soldiers, etc..." jokes?
> 
> Please e-mail it to me, and I will post the compilation later...

European Heaven is:
The French are the cooks, the Italians are the lovers, the Germans are the
engineers, the English are the police and the Swiss organize everything.

European Hell is:
The English are the cooks, the Swiss are the lovers, the French are the
engineers, the Germans are the police, and the Italians organize everthing.

In no case are the Americans invited.
From: MDSQC@CUNYVM.BITNET
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mine own ignorance
Date: 27 Jul 92 20:51:40 GMT
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center

Thanks, guys. Now that I know exactly what OB means, my knowledge is complete.
   Obstetrician
   Obligatory
   BO Backwards
   Obstinate
   Obdurate (Huh?)
   Owned By

-- Sal "Sex for engineers is completely theoretical" Desiano
From: kml@cellar.org (Lazlo Hoover Toth)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Date: 30 Jul 92 20:20:15 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

EEG3@psuvm.psu.edu writes:

> Please do not add me to the list
> 
> Thank You
> Eric Grele


Me neither!!!!  I mean, me too!!!  I mean...shit.


  c/o YoyoDyne Propulsion Systems, maker of the Tri-Wing Fighter
          All parts delivered in big pink boxes.
  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com  - My other account is a Mercedes.
From: bill@AEC.MsState.Edu (bill balcerzak)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Keywords: lime pie, florida, chain, hole
Organization: Mississippi State University, Department of Agricultural Economics:  Geographic Information Systems
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 23:35:44 GMT

>>>
>>>	Someother funny names:
>>> 
>> Congressman from New Hampshire   -  Dick Swett
>>  
>> Fire Chief from Brentwood, NH   - Red Burns
>> 

Two names which used to be listed in the Columbus, Ohio phone book:
 	
	Bilbo Baggins
	Harry Pitts

-- 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bill Balcerzak       /* Eat me! Eat me raw! 
bill@aec.msstate.edu /* Raw! Raw! Raw! That's the school spirit!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rwberry@hubcap.clemson.edu (Robert W Berry)
Subject: Re: Snigglets
Organization: Clemson University
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 12:39:07 GMT

aa395@yfn.ysu.edu (Perry Tarantine) writes:

[snigglets deleted]

I have a couple of these myself:

NAPKINPACTION : the act of stuffing so many paper napkins into a
                restaurant napkin holder that you can't remove one 
                without ripping it.

NINCOMMERCIALPOOP : a person who watches the commercials while watching a
                   videotape instead of fast-forwarding over them.

Later,
Bob
-- 
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