HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: diety!!!!
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 1992 22:25:12 GMT

>>}>>>>>Pag aka not a dead parrot called Lisa, Erik or anything else for that
>>}>>>>>        matter..
>>}>>>>Lisa aka I'm not a parrot..I'm a 'alibit
>>}>>>>Chris aka You're not fooling anyone, you know.
>>}>>Ratboy aka But I *am* a newt!
>>}>Lisa aka welcome back, oh Rat god that you be :)
>>}Ratboy aka Oh how I love me fans...:)  Missed you the most Lisa...
>>}WORSHIP ME!!!! (sorry, Jes...no diety infringement intended...)
>>Jester squig now look.....I copyrighted diety on this newgroup
>>so you had better pay me for that last quote.
>>Chris aka Deity Copyright Police.  You're going to have to come with me,
>Ratboy.
Ratboy aka YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!
   ..too much coffee, ya think?

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: Compliant
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 01:04:31 GMT

>All I wanted for Christmas was the red rider 400 air rifle
You'll put you're eye out.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Short Notice
From: djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Date: 30 Sep 92 22:48:50
 <1992Sep17.023201.22014@DIALix.oz.au> <1992Sep18.093530.7605@ac.dal.ca><1992Sep29.163621.12822@galileo.cc.rochester.edu>
Organization: Fallen Prey to Entropy
In-reply-to: jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu's message of 29 Sep 92 16:36:21 GMTLines: 50

In article <1992Sep29.163621.12822@galileo.cc.rochester.edu> jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) causers everyone in the audience to simultaneously stand up and say "Wha Ho!" in response to his stirring pathos:
.aproden@ac.dal.ca (Andrew P. Rodenhiser) jumps on the bandwagon:
.>In article <1992Sep17.023201.22014@DIALix.oz.au>, meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
.>> jwlr@okeeffe.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) complains:
.>>>djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) stokes the flames of discontent:
.>>>>In article <1686214B73.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu> 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
.>>>>.jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
.>>>>.>00124961@ysub.ysu.edu sings along:
.>>>>.>>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
.>>>>.>>>Auto2@ (Orakel) writes:
.>>>>.>>>
.>>>>.>>>>What is Aka.......
.>>>>.>>>Jamesa aka <--- This is!
.>No, it isn't!
.Will that be 5 minutes or the full half-hour?

Umm...I'm a bit strapped for time right now, so I'll just leave before
I waste any more of it here.

.>>>>.>>Chris <--- I didn't think that the spelling had changed.  Thanks for
.>>>>.>>informing us all.
.>>>>.>Jamus <--- No prob. Public Service and all that rot. (what rot?) That rot!
.>>>>What rot?  It's that smelly, discoloured stuff I just ate. [burp]
.>>>Hey!! I was saving that for a special occasion!!
.>>>Now where am I gonna get a Salmon Moose on such short notice?
.>Salmon Moose bites can be very nasty... A moose bit my sister once.
.My sister bit a salmon once...

Jeeze, man, I *am* a salmon.  Its far out, whoa...!

.>> I'd rather have mine on a plate.  It's so much less messier that way, and the
.>> short notice is still readable afterwards.
.>If it's a short notice, you can read it before you put the moose
.>on it.  If it's long, you cut it into little bits and fry it up
.>with a little Worcestershire sauce.
.Well, it's just that (pause) I'd rather eat Johnson, sir.

Oh drat!  Back to *that* again!  Fine, there's still just enough of me
left for a few sandwiches, but don't skimp on the mayo.

.>>>>.Chris <--- If it's rotten, throw it out!  Or feed it to Jos.
.>>>>Dan <--- Sorry mate, but I can't give it to the Jos as I just finished
.>>>>it.  Mebbe we could find some moldy cheese or a bloated carp for the
.>>>>little guy, he must be famished.
.>>>James <=== Nope. Fresh out of cheese. It's not much of a cheese shop is it?
.>> Meetch aka Finest in the district sir!
.>Andrew aka it's very clean!
.James <=== OH! The cat's eaten it!

Dan aka What, the whole cheese shop?  Thats incredible!
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: History of the World ... Television
Date: 29 Sep 92 19:20:38 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

I believe you mean "The Complete and Utter History of Britain"...at least
that's what it sounded like form the description...and it only had Palin and
Jones...

                                                Not at all,
                                                Ratboy (St.)
 You could be right, I haven't watched the 20-year video in a couple of
hours.
Regardless, I'm reaaly trying to get hold of this series no matter
what it's called. ANyone have any news? Sightings (not of Elvis)
of where to get it.
Please, I've just run out of buttered scones and I have to leave
for my grand piano lesson in 30 minutes.

After that, I have to drive to Kinsley for my Llap-Goch lesson!

					Anxiously,
				
					Rene Descartes,
					(not the other one)
					Colonel Sandy Volestrangler
					Gaping Runningsores
					Timbury, SW3

P.S. I've often thought about kissing Cathy on alt.humor.funny.
     But, that's entirely a matter for you.

	
P.S. 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage)
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Organization: Monash University General Access Unix
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 23:24:25 GMT

che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au wrote:
: Hey Ratboy, where are you?
: 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu
Subject: Re: MPFC GIFS
Organization: Youngstown State University
Date: Tue, 6 Oct 1992 02:31:59 GMT

In article <1992Oct5.052239.28917@tamsun.tamu.edu>
mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
 
>
>>>Does anyone know if there are any Monty Python gifs anywhere on this or
>>>any other net? It occurred to me this morning that there might be but
>>>I'm in the initial stages of familiarizing myself with who's who and
>>>what's what. (as opposed to what's all this then?)
>>>Is there a FAQ for MPFC gifs? What do I mean by gifs? What do I mean
>>>by mean? What do I mean by what do I mean? Of CHRIST! The tiger's
>>>escaped! Arrrgh!
>>Quick!  Gather the Christians!!  Surround yourselves with 'em!
>Right! Let's have a barbeque! Afterall...they *did* say "Jehovah"...
 
> HEY!!!!!!!!  NOW WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE!!!!!  My full name is Christian and
I do NOT wish to be eaten by felines of any sort.  FeMALES are a different
matter, however.  Especially Lisa.  We're at the same school, you know. . .
 
Chris aka Hey, man.  I resemble that remark.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ianh@nmpd.oz.au (Ian Holland)
Subject: Re: Creosote Explodes (meaning of life?)
Reply-To: ianh@nmpd.oz.au
Organization: NMPD Telecom
Date:  5 Oct 92 04:14:29 GMT

mech413@csc.canterbury.ac.nz writes:

>Greetings,

>This post is on behalf of someone without posting rights so please 
>forward all replys to:  =>  Gavin Griffith-Jones
>                        =>  MECH145@csc.canterbury.ac.nz
>===================================================================

>I have had an argument ( followed by bet ) as to what the last thing Mr
>Creosote ate (meaning of life ?) that caused him to explode.  Was it :\
>(A)  A mint?
>(B)  (I hope) a wafer?

a (B) thin (A)...

ie  A wafer thin mint (with an outrageous French accent).
--

Ian Holland                              Explicit hoc totum,
Telecom Australia                     Pro Christo da mihi potum!
ianh@nmpd.oz.au
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Hello?????
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:37:43 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Oct5.095553.90271@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au>, che238n@vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au writes:
> Hey Ratboy, where are you?

I'm not Ratboy, but would I do in a bind?  
-------Gina
From: jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now these massages
Date: 1 Oct 92 20:55:21 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

>>}>}>}>no, please no....i itch all over right now..please now
>>}>}>}><we interrupt for these unimportant messages}
>>}>}>}>jester really liks to itch so please make him suffer in glee.
>>}>}>}We interrupt   ^^^^
>>}>}>}this
>>}>}>}interuption
>>}>}>}to ask the
>>}>}>}burning
>>}>}>}question:
>>}>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
>>}>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
>>}>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
>>}>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer! 
>>}>whats his name??? and does he like men?
>>}Of course not! He likes goats.
>>shaved or unshaved????? with or without horns
>He likes unshaved real raw dead goat...gotta escape prosecution...
I never said anything about Larks' Vomit (tm)!!

>>}>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
>>}>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
>>}>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
>>}>}>this means war....
>>}>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
>>}>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
>>}>waterbaloons..
>>}Does that include my bazooka too? It looks like a waterbaloon from a distance.
>>well..i guess...but don't point that thing at me.
>Hey! It has a mind of its own...
Well, I guess *someone* around here had to have one...

>>}>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
>>}>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
>>}>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
>>}>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
>>}>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
>>}>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
>>}Ratboy squid That's no excuse! Now, Private! Kill that buffalo!
>>Jester squig Just say no!!!!
>Ratboy aka do I have to?
Same J <=== Yes!!!
From: worthm@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Michael A Worth)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: The wafer thin..
Date: 5 Oct 92 03:08:20 GMT
Organization: University of Pennsylvania

To: mech413@csc.canterbury.ac.nz
Subject: Re: Creosote Explodes (meaning of life?)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: University of Pennsylvania
Cc: 
Bcc: 

I don't know what it was, but I think that it was either a) a sardine, or b) a 
mint. Sorry to be so unspecific.
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I've got an idea!!!
Date: 5 Oct 92 14:24:47 CDT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <168756B55.00124961@ysub.ysu.edu>, 00124961@ysub.ysu.edu writes:
> In article <1992Oct2.153443.2898@wkuvx1.bitnet>
> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>  
>>
>>
>>
>>>
>>> Welcome. Are you a goer? *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
>>Am I a goer !!! Now What do you think? I did write to you first, after
>>all.
>>>
>>> Well...neither does Ratboy...unless you count Rat-tart-boy...
>>Ratboy must then of course be physically short....
>>>
>>>
>>> I prefer a little spam every now and then...come along?
>>Sure; where are we going, and will we be alone when we get there
>>?*wink wink* *nudge nudge*
>>>
>>>
>>> Another lousy American! Ptha! Hold a tick...I'm one too...
>>Take that and run with it....
>>>
>>>
>>> She *is* a goer! *grin*
>>Didn't think I'd disappoint you, did you?
>>>
>>> Eh. That's not too bad...could have been Brigette...or Ms. SCUM
>>Could've been lots of things, but I'm not. Much.
>>>
>>>
>>> Can I send cheese?
>>Only if you hand-deliver it, after slaving for days to make it
>>yourself.
>>> Ratboy aka first lesson of a.f.m-p...you just gotta sign off with something
>>>   (sort of) witty...
>>> ...or silly...
>>>
>>> ...or uncommital...
>>>
>>> ...or spam...
>>>
>>> ...or--
>>>
>>>   {thud}
>>>
>>> Well, Ratboy, educate me in the ways of wit  (HA HA HA HA)
>>All I can say is I'm not a wench.
>>        And I'm not a lumberjack.
>>        But I do ...
>>        And I do...
>>        oh my....
>>        Do that again.......
>>>Stop that!  Stop that!  I go away for a few days, and everyone starts
> spreading all this free love around again!  Now cut that out, unless you plan
> to include me innit of course. . .
> Chris aka "Doing" as often as i possibly can!

Whatssa matter Chris? Feel left out? Want innit too, I suppose? Well,
jump in but be sure you can tread water (among other things) because I
feel like it's going to get deep REAL quick. 

Wanna play with me anyway ?
From: jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: The wafer thin..
Date: 5 Oct 92 19:07:46 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

Michael.A.Worth@mailbox.bison.mb.ca (Michael A Worth) aimlessly regurgitates:

>I don't know what it was, but I think that it was either a) a sardine, or b) a 
>mint. Sorry to be so unspecific.

It was neither. It was SPAM!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: masonic, shmasonic
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Fri, 02 Oct 92 12:36:46 GMT

doctor8@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (Clay Evans) howls in hysterics:

>*YES*, well that's the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've 
>come to expect from you non-creative garbage. Sit there on you loathsome, 
>spotty behinds squeezing balckheads and not giving a tiker's cuss for the 
>strugglin artist, you excrement! YOU WHINING, HYPOCRITICAL TOADIES WITH 
>YOUR COLOR TV SETS AND YOU TONY JACKLIN GOLF CLUBS AND YOU BLEEDING 
>SECRET MASONIC HANDSHAKES.... YOU WOULDN;T LET *ME* JOI, WOULD YA, YA 
>BLACK BALLING BASTARDS! WELLLLLL, I WOULDN'T BECOME A FREEMASON NOW IF 
>YOU WENT DOWN ON YOUR LOUSY STINKING HANDS AND KNESS AND *BEGGED* ME!

Well I'm sorry you feel that way, but we did want a block of flats.  Nice,
though the abattoir is...

>Sincerely,
>Brian Goebbels in Helsinki (Mrs.)
>In a white wine sauce with shallots, radishes and garlic.
Insincerely,
Meetch aka I have two questions.  Who the hell are you?  Where the hell
           did you come from?  And what the hell are we going to do..
           three.  Three questions.  One: who are you?  Two; where did you
           come from?  Three: what are we going to do about it?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: Naughty Language
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Mon, 28 Sep 92 08:06:34 GMT

jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) blasphemes:

>Semprini.
Meetch aka Ooooooooohhhh!  Erm.. GRUNTIES!
From: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: new topic
Date: 7 Oct 92 01:26:33 GMT
Reply-To: jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
NNTP-Posting-Host: slc5.ins.cwru.edu


In a previous article, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet () says:

>In article <1as7ugINNa1a@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, jcb7@po.CWRU.Edu (Jeremy C. Bargen) writes:
>> 
>> In a previous article, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) says:
>> 
>>>Vote for your favorite a.f.m.per here.
>>>
>>>Vote for your top 3 fav's and I will tabulate
>>>the winner in one week......
>>>
>>>Just something to still the boredom....
>>>
>>>Jester aka vote for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> 
>> So...we're to vote for our five favorite a.f.m.p'ers, are we?
>> 
>> Well, I'm casting a vote for Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Newsgroup.
>> 
>> Vermin ralph Head Surgeon for the Hospital for Pretty Young Ladies Who
>> Don't Have Anything In Particular Wrong With Them
>
>Hey Head surgeon, can you help gorgeous young women who don't have ANY
>problems and only want to see how well you work? with your hands.
>
>
My hands? Oh, so you like sport, eh? Say no more, say no more!

Vermin wang inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile...
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma)
Subject: Re: The wafer thin..
Organization: DIALix Services, Perth, Western Australia
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 92 02:14:46 GMT

jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) blabs:
>Michael.A.Worth@mailbox.bison.mb.ca (Michael A Worth) aimlessly regurgitates:

>>I don't know what it was, but I think that it was either a) a sardine, or b) a 
>>mint. Sorry to be so unspecific.

>It was neither. It was SPAM!

Noooo nonononono!  It was *dramatic pause* LEMON CURRY!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner)
Subject: Re: St. Jester's Day
Keywords: Jester is my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NOT!
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 00:35:32 GMT

In article <BvpKz2.48M@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
>jwlr@monet.cc.rochester.edu (James Baker III) ruins the modern world:
>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jolly Jestie) flicks the lights on and off to fool the neighbors into thinking nobody's home:
>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Wet Willie) wankels his rotatry engine:
>>>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Serjet) walks around and around in very small circles muttering to himself:
>>>}>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (JW) coughs up phlegm:
>>>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jestie) goes on and on about tea and how they don't make it properly here, do they:
>>>}>}>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (Jamie) enjoys being cut up into little pieces:
>>>}>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) vents his righteous fury:
>>>}>}>}>jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (Dead Meat!!!!) insults me one last time:
>>>}>}>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (St. Jester) flies off the handle all too easily:
>>>}>}>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>}>}>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>}>}>}>}>on the street......
>>>}>}>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>}>}>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>}>}>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>}>}>}Oh? I thought you already *had* a bad name...
>>>}>}>well bring that little fact into account....
>>>}>}>look....i have had it iwht you..time to
>>>}>}>call in the heavy artillery.......MOM!!!!
>>>}>}Quit calling me that! I hate being called that!
>>>}>well then don't whip me so hard and force-feed my lima beans.
>>>}Right. From now on I whip you soft and force-feed you llama beans.
>>>no..not llamas...plese help me..thats sheer torture...the pain the agony
>>Que?
Chto?
>thats its..i refuse to answer this post anymore..its entirely to silly..
Noone amuses the spanish inquisition!
Our key weapon is silliness.  Silliness and stupidity! OOOOHHH!!
>>>}>}>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>}>}>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  I'll post the plans if there is intrest!
>>>}>}>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>}>}>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>}>}>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>}>}>}Jamus allies Nothing! My posts ar alwus prefect!!
>>>}>}>Editor Jester squig and where did you learn to spell????
>>>}>}James fnork I bin too collej!
>>>}>Editor Jester squig which one?? it desperately needs to be burned down.
>>>}Jamesa <=== Our Lady of St. Looney's on the Creambun and Jam Institute
>>>}	of Institutional Intuitive Tuition.
>>>Jester hedge-clippers some looney uni there......
>>Same J allies yes, and over here, too, also, as well!
>Jester nowayjose' I refuse to follow-up
dave smurf Hey Jester, I got an offer you can't refuse:
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, spam, and spam.
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Pither
Keywords: nose - no, stout
Date: 28 Sep 92 20:54:00 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

Fortunately, the crash did little to harm my Mars bar.

I'm still looking for any word on "The History of the World According to Television"?

Well now, I have the results here of the interviews and the aptitude tests that you
took last week, and from them we've built up a pretty clear picture of the sort of
person that you are. And I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that the 
ideal job for you is chartered accountancy!
But I am an accountant.
Well, jolly good. Well then, back to the office with you.

Right! Up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, now, head well
forward. Now flap your arms. Go faster, faster! Faster! Now jump!
Oh rotten! Rotten! You're no bloody use at all. You're an utter bloody washout. You
make me sick, you weed!

Bottom!

					Sir Reginald Q. Walrustitty
					3, The Boogers
					Smackers' Way
					Nottingham, SW4

P.S. Now, where are the fillings?!?


A
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: different
Keywords: nose - no, stout
Date: 29 Sep 92 20:36:29 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin


>->>And now, for something completly different.  A man with a tape recorder up
>->>his nose.
>->>
>->No, wait. It's a man with a stout through his head.
Stout? Great! I'll have a guinness please. Now.. what do I pull to
get the drink out?

>Sure it is not a man with three buttocks..
Oooh. We've got one of the at WWWC.
>->
>->
>->eric
>Pag aka (completely illegal of course) No I am not..
Are you or have you ever been?

mNSi..o?kajsh
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: St. Jester
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 05:31:51 GMT

>>>>>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>>>>>}>}>}>Silly person.  There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless
>>>>>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>>>>>}>}>}I object!  Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>>>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>>>>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>>>>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>>>>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>>>>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>>>Um... I don't have a licence, but I DO have this 'ere CHAINSAW!!!!!!
>>'Allo, Miss.  'Ave you got a license for 'at chainsawr??
>Nope. You wanna argue with me?
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <thump>
><rollrollrollroll> <KICK!> <splat>
>Obviously not.
>(And take your nose off my shoe.)
Well get your shoe of my eye!

>>>>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  post the plans if there intres
>>>>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look...I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>>>>}Um... James?
>>>>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>>>>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>>>No it's not. He deserved it.
>>I'm baaaa-aaack!
>Your back? 
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <scrape>
><sewsewsewsew> <pin> 
>That... wot a lovely cloak. Thank you.
What is that? Ratfur? EEEEEEEECK!

>>>>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>>>>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>>>>You have a battery powered llama?
>>>>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>>>>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
>>>Well that was stipud now, wasn't it.
>
>>>What? Oh sorry. This is argument. You want abuse down the hall.
>>><slam>
>>No I don't.
>Well do you want your fingers then? I caught them in the door when I
>slammed it.
Nope. Just me nose...with a shoeprint on it.

>mnSio... the Regurgitated Guts of a.f.m-p
Ratboy... C'mon Simon...Scream Bloody Gore for me...

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