From: v050lp7c@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (WARNING--->NERVOUS BREAKDOWN ABOUT TO OCCUR)
Newsgroups: alt.tv.tiny-toon
Subject: How about the title --> "Driving Babsie"
Date: 18 Nov 92 15:41:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
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Scene: Hall outside classroom at Acme Loo.  Babs, Fifi, and Shirley are stand
ing by lockers holding school books.  There is a sign on the door(which is off
to their left) stating- "Driver's Ed-proceed with CAUTION"

                        Babs:
                      I can't beleive it!!!  They are 
                      making us take driver's ed! 

                        Shirley:
                      Yeah...like really, we way too
                      good for this class.

                        Fifi:
                      May we....all we have here is this
                      silly little...ah ho do you say??
                      simulators.  le sigh.

[aside-->if any Fifi drooling fanboy can come up with better lines feel free] 

As Shirly is talking Plucky, Buster and Hamton walk in from the right.  Plucky
slides up to Shirlely.

                        Buster:
                       Hiya girls, Hi Babs....I thought 
                       that after happened with you driving
                       the other day, they wouldn't let you
                       drive until you were 60!!!

                        Hamton:
                       I thought she drove like she was 60.

                        Plucky:
                       Hey Shirl...It looks like we are 
                       in this class together.
                    (Then in a whisper)
                       Why don't we go in, and find a
                       cosy back seat and...

Plucky whispers in Shirley's ear.....Shirely  eyes are getting wider and wider. 
Suddenly Shirley bops him over the head with her books and stomps off into the
classroom.  The bell rings.  Everyone but Plucky follows Shirley into the
classroom.  There seated at the various simulators is Gogo, Sneezer (on a
booster seat)  Montana Max, and Elmyra. Elmer Fudd is the teacher.  Plucky is
the last through the door. (Note:  The simulators are cardboard boxes with
television screens for windsields)

                        Plucky:
                       What I say? What I say?

The toons take their seats in the "simulators". Babs and Buster sit next to
each other in the front row, Shirley sits in the back row, Plucky slips into
the simulator next to her.

                        Teacher:
                       Ok cwass. Settwe down. Wet's
                        see who is here. eheheheheh
                      Bunny, Buster

                        Buster  : 
                        Here.

                        Teacher : 
                     Bunny, Barbara Anne
(The others have shocked looks, but Buster snickers under his breath.
Babsie gives him a dirty look, then proceeds to drop an anvil on him.
The others quiet down *real* quick.  :)

                        Babsie  : 
            *ahem*...Here.  I prefer Babs, though.

                        Buster  : 
               (pained) Sheesh, you could have 
               just told me not to call you
                that...

                        Babsie  :
             (sweetly) Sometimes, you just have 
                to take drastic measures.
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