Newsgroups: bit.listserv.mbu-l
Date:         Thu, 1 Oct 1992 07:06:25 EDT
From:         rselfe@MTU.EDU
Subject:      Wacky student consultant in Houghton

Here's a note posted on my consultant's list, that I thought might get a
few chuckles.


Computers, Bowling, and bad tunes
These guys crack me up.
>
>
>Please take a moment of your busy day to read the following service
>message...
>
>                                  ...brought to you by one of your friendly
>TechCons.
>
>
>
>
>       Are you one of these people who
>
>           spends there life in the lab?
>
>               Who cringe at the sight of sunlight?
>
>                   That live on microwaved popcorn and
>
>                       triple-caffinated coffee??
>
>                           Whose only form of physical fitness comes
>
>                               from early (EARLY) morning watermelon bat
>
>                                   baseball games, nerf arrow wars, and
>stuffed
>
>                                       animal skeet shooting?????
>
>
>        Well, there is help for you...
>
>
>
>
>        INTRODUCING THE FIRST ANNUAL WEEKLY CONSULTANT BOWLING
>OUTING!!!!!!!!
>
>              (jingle)
>                          (sing to the tune of Rawhide...)
>
>                                                               (but please,
>to yourself)
>
>                        Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin',
>                        The pins they go a flailin',
>                        Keep those balls a rollin',
>                        Strike!!!!
>
>                        No matter what your skill,
>                        Your average?
>                        (shrug) Just beat Bill...
>                        The gutter is his biggest problem too!!!!
>
>
>
>                        Good tunes!
>                        Bring your darts!!
>                        There's pool!!!
>                        Plus a  bar!
>                        And you get to wear multicolored shoes all the
>time!!!!!
>
>
>                        So bring you favorite other.
>                        Some change,
>                        Lotsa humor.
>                        And we'll all have a really groovy time!
>
>                        Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin',
>                        Funner than whatchin grass grownin',
>                        Better than stayin' at homin'
>                        Does anyone know who to keep score?
>
>
>                        Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'....
>                        Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'....
>                        Bowlin', bowlin', bowlin'....
>                        STRIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>                                    (end of jingle)
>
>
>             The WHEN, WHAT, and WHERE'S
>             Saturday at 8pm at the Copper Bowl Lanes, Ripley
>             If your interested, but need a ride, please contact me.
>             Thanks.
>
>
>                    (neat graphic)
>
>
>
>*       *       *
>
>***     ***     ***
>
>*       *       *
>
>***     ***     ***
>                                         *****
>*****   *****   *****
>                                *****   *******
>*****   *****   *****
>                                    **  *******
>*****   *****   *****
>                                  *****  *****
>***     ***     ***
>****************************************************************************
>**********************
>
>
>               You may now return to your daily life...
><<--------------------------------------------------------------------------
>->>
>     Mike Bendtsen           Michigan Technological University
>      122 East Coed Hall             (msbendts @ mtu.edu)
>      Michigan Tech Univ.
>      Houghton, MI  49931         CCLI Senior Technical Consultant
>      (906)487-1077        Apple/DOS Maintanence & Windows Administrator
>
>
Dickie Selfe              rselfe@mtu.edu
Humanities Dept.          906-487-3225
Michigan Technological U.
Houghton, MI   49931
Comments: Gated by NETNEWS@AUVM.AMERICAN.EDU