From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Another Enormous Signature File             (#15)
Date: 17 Nov 1992 08:48:36 GMT
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The Enormous Signature Extension #15  (email ss1@kepler.unh.edu for the others)
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| Paul A. Sand, System Administrator, UNH | I'm posting on Christian's account|
| pas@kepler.unh.edu                      | simply because he gets more       |
| Kingsbury M103 -- 862-4347              | respect than I do, and because he |
| Durham, New Hampshire 03824             | has nicer legs and can program    |
| Mail me for info on local zoos!         | better in C, which I admire.      |
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| "There's a little bird, never tells me anything I want to know, she's my    |
|  best friend, she's a sparrow."  -- They Might Be Giants                    |
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| Christian Longshore Claiborn, PC Liberal Democrat in residence, UNH         |
| Christian@unh.edu clc@kepler.unh.edu christian@turing.org clc@gloin.unh.edu |
| "I'm hungry and I want a TA who speaks English."  -- jlw3@kepler.unh.edu    |
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| Pbatenghyngvbaf!  Ol EBG13'vat guvf fvtangher lbh'ir dhnyvsvrq sbe ragel va |
| bhe guveq naahny "V'z n Phevbhf Areq Jvgu Ab Yvsr" cebtenz!  Sbe ehyrf naq  |
| ragel erdhverzragf, znvy ufx@xrcyre.hau.rqh jvgu gur fhowrpg yvar, "UFX, V'z|
| ubcryrff!"  Nyy pbzcynvagf, dhrfgvbaf, naq synzrf qverpgrq gb /qri/ahyy.    |
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|       pyp@xrcyre.hau.rqh | Puevfgvna@hau.rqh | puevfgvna@ghevat.bet         |
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|igetasegmentationfaultwhenithinkaboutteachingassistantswhodontspeakenglishwho| 
|shouldbeworkingincumberlandfarmspouringslurpeesforfatkidsnotworkinginaninstit|
|uteofhigherlearningteachingbusinessmajorshowtoprogramincdammitandthenigetangr|
|ybecauseiliveinareactionaryconservativefasciststateandimsurroundedbypeoplewho|
|dontunderstandmypoetryandcantrelatetomyfeelingsimamandammitamanidontlikethiss|
|stuffdontlikebeingtreatedlikeafooloranungratefulbratihadaroommateandheisgone!|
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			|In the interest of |
			|bandwidth, this sig|
			|is very short.     |
			| Christian@unh.edu |
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|    Dear Reader:  My name is Christian.  Did you like this message?          |
|                  ---                      ---                               |
|                 |   |                    |   |                              |
|                  ---                      ---                               |
|                  yes!                     no!                               |
| Please check the appropriate box and send to Christian@unh.edu.  Thanks.    |
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|     Christian Longshore Claiborn, Christian@unh.edu, clc@kepler.unh.edu     |
| All my posts are dictated by a pair of Llamist scribes, carried by donkey   |
| to a small temple in Arizona where they are translated into Swahili, then   |
| into ancient Greek and then back into English, and then carried by three    |
| Frenchmen named Jacques to the lab that contains the original ENIAC, where  |
| switches are flipped randomly in hopes of transcribing my words.            |
| Inaccuracies can be blamed on solar waves, heavy drinking by IBM engineers, |
| and your own failing cerebral capacity.  Send me money, please.             |


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| "I'm absolutely convinced that all the problems that plague me daily are a  |
|  direct result of my utter incompetence- if I can conquer that, total world |
|  domination is the next logical step!" -- Me, in group therapy              |
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|        Christian Longshore Claiborn, The Most Dangerous Man in Durham       |
|        clc@kepler.unh.edu / Christian@unh.edu / christian@turing.ORG        |
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| "I've found through an exhaustingly thorough empirical study that the most  |
|  atrocious habits and manners can be explained and indeed excused by the    |
|  simple statement, "Well, you see, I'm in love."  -- Christian Claiborn     |
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| clc@kepler.unh.edu|Christian.unh.edu|christian@turing.org|clc@gloin.unh.edu |
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| "A routine check has shown that your directory is world-writable.  Like, ya |
|  know, this is, ya know, definitely not a bitchin' idea." -- Mostly P. Sand |
|/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|
| Christian Claiborn             |       "Are all of these here Vaxes?"       |
| Christian@unh.edu              | [From a nameless INCO 495 student, in      |
| christian@turing.org           |     reference to a bank of VT320's.]       |
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Caught an internal error--.brainrc restored


* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
*               Tim Webb                    tcw@kepler.unh.edu                *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
*             "...I can almost play the whole song on my organ!"              *
*                               "What song?"                                  *
*                 "Uh...it's called `shut my mouth blues'."                   *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *


"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding"
						---Proverbs


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       \_    \_  \_  \_ \_ \_     TTULLIO@WILLET.WESLEYAN.EDU ----------
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The ideal Kepler load average.....
  5:29pm  up 10 days, 44 mins,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00
User     tty from           login@  idle   JCPU   PCPU  what
mre      p0 clstr4.unh.edu  5:03pm                      cool dude
:)	:)	:)	:)	:)	:)	:)	:)	:)	:)
???|MikEscutia|mre@kepler.unh.edu|M_ESCUTIA@unhh.unh.edu|CS Majors rule!|!!!
 

-Denise
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"If you can't say something nice..don't say nothin' at all." -THUMPER

"I'm in the mood to help you, dude!
You ain't NEVER had a friend like me!" -the Genie



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diana tenery-fisher               'It is only with the heart that one can see
cass@netcom.com                    rightly. What is essential is invisible
                                   to the eye'  -  The Little Prince
 
Soundtrack >  these thoughts were had solely under the influence of 
  du jour  >             Narada Sampler 2 - Lotus Artists



Michael Goodwin                   * If you don't like  *
New Mexico State University       * my music, then buy *
mgoodwin@nmsu.edu	,,,       * a radio that is    *
		       (o o)      * louder than mine!  *
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|    Don't take life too seriously, cause you'll       |
|            never get out of it alive                 |
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	  - CT

 I feel like 1/10,000th of a million bucks....

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 See you around the funny farm!

                       (/~~\)        - CT                (/~~\)
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MikEscutia   					Alia
mre@kepler.unh.edu				was
M_ESCUTIA@unhh.unh.edu				here
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Flames WILL be returned!
 

       ,     ,                  Lisa Jenkins                     _
      (\____/)          jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu          [ ]
       (_oo_)                                                  (   )
         (O)          *-*-* "BITE ME -- IT'S FUN!" *-*-*        |>|
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    []/______\[] /       1603 Thirteenth Street South       //| o=o |\\
    / \______/ \/            Moorhead, Minnesota          <]  | o=o |  [>
   /    /__\                      56560-3734                  \=====/ 
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              (Tom Servo by Brian Heil/used with permission)<_________>


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MikEscutia		    |"What's the secret of comedy?|    "SPOON!"
Inte: mre@kepler.unh.edu    |     	...timing."       |     --Battle cry of 
rnet: M_ESCUTIA@unhh.unh.edu|	--Solar, _Solar_#16       |            The Tick
Disclamer:  You HAVE to be dealing with AT&T--this dimension is filled with 'em!
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MikEscutia 		|	"I zigged where I should have zagged." 
mre@kepler.unh.edu	|			--Al, Killin' Time
M_ESCUTIA@unhh.unh.edu	|              Disclamer: My old sig files leaped on me!
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Lisa                         Jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu
1603 Thirteenth Street South
Moorhead, Minnesota 56560-3734

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



Lisa                         Jenkins@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu
1603 Thirteenth Street South
Moorhead, Minnesota 56560-3734

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"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding"
					--Proverbs 3:5
"Aw, Mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungie cord!"--Calvin
"It's barbaric, but hey, it's home"--"Arabian Nights" from --Aladdin--


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| Bruce M. Crawford                           !  "It's not the years,  !
|                                             !   it's the mileage."   !
|  Internet:  bmcraw01@ulkyvx.louisville.edu  !     - Indiana Jones    !
!    BITNET:  bmcraw01@ulkyvx                 !                        !
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! "This above all: to thine own self be true. And it must follow as    !
!  the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."        !
!              _Hamlet_, Act I, Scene III                              !
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                                              |     Ezra Stiles College
"Anything that, in happening, causes something|     Yale University  '95
 else to happen, causes something else to     |
 happen."                                     |E-Mail:   
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                    -Douglas Adams            |P.O. Box 1897, Yale Station
                    "Mostly Harmless"         |New Haven, Ct. 06520
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	====== Honorius the Holy Avenger and King! =====

	" The dreaded Balrog has met Its doom!"


Jason Quarry
C8841288 @ CC.NEWCASTLE.EDU.AU
University of Newcastle, Australia.

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Greg "squirrels rule" Walter   * I am the Master.  You will obey me.
Flannel Man                    ************************************************
walter@stolaf.edu              * "Do you know who killed Laura Palmer?" 
St. Olaf College               *  -FBI agent Cooper
Northfield, MN                 *  
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I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the zit on the night of crime's really big date.
I am Darkwing Duck!
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        farul ghazali.
        columbia university in the city of new york.
	"Phenomenal cosmic powers... itty bitty living space."
                                               - Genie - "Aladdin"


that you can't scratch, etc."  Has anyone else done so, or could point me in
any directions to that or gifs or sounds, etc?  Posts or mail would be 
appreciated. I will post my list of stuff in the very near future (like today).


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Greg "squirrels rule" Walter   *    "ootayoloo Solo?"-Greedo
Flannel Man                    ************************************************
walter@stolaf.edu              *  "all the gelatospheres will be harvested and
St. Olaf College               *        smoked"-Beldarr
Northfield, MN                 *  
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"you don't have to be strong and have neat gadgets and a swell costume to be a
 superhero, but it sure helps.."-Darkwing Duck
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