From: cgt@gargoyle.uchicago.edu (Carlos Talbot)
Subject: Reworked BA Quotes List *LONG*: readme.too
Keywords: Black Adder
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Mon, 16 Nov 1992 17:00:03 GMT


<* I originally received this list from: *>

    Tia <V128JUXA@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu>

<* and was originally written by: *>

Stephen Wales      <stephenw@mincom.oz.au> 

<* Which started with this Heading *>

OK, folks. Here it is. All the quotes I have received via mail as well as all
that have been posted. Credits appear at the end. If you don't like
Blackadder
(yes, we all saw your posting(s) - you know who you are), hit 'n' now and
forever hold your peace - you are not forced to read this :-)

I was going to wait until the end of the week, but the list is getting too
big and, to be quite honest, I'm getting pissed off editing them. Thanks to all
who contributed, I now wash my hands of it :-)

Contributors to date (both mailed and posted) :

Stephen Wales      <stephenw@mincom.oz.au> (had to plug myself :-) )
Geoff Fraser       <G.J.Fraser@cc.flinders.edu.au>
Steven Ball        <steve@anucsd.anu.edu.au>
Francesco Savalgio <eefps@marlin.jcu.edu.au>
Christian Legg     <legg@ucs.adelaide.edu.au>
Allan Creighton    <allanc@physiol.su.oz.au>
??                 <edla@cs.uq.oz.au>
Gregory Bond       <gnb@bby.oz.au>
Richard Jones      <rda184s@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>
Andrea Todkill     <andrea@cm.deakin.OZ.AU>
Kevin Phillips Bong <ure@ee.mu.OZ.AU> (who likes Monty Python, hmmm :-) )
Jason Birch        <jasonb@cs.uwa.oz.au>
Michael Lundberg
Graeme Reid        <Graeme@bilby.cs.uwa.oz.au>
Greg Norman        <shark@cs.uq.oz.au>
??                 <johnb@cs.uq.oz.au>
Simon Rodger       <sjr@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU>
David McLaren      <mclaren@tasman.cc.utas.edu.au>
Paul Osmond        <SHOLLINGS@cc.curtin.edu.au>
Peter              <brewer@qut.edu.au>
Mark O Brien       <obrienm@jasper.ucq.edu.au>
Kelwyn Osborn      <cctr128@csc.canterbury.ac.nz>
Joan McGalliard    <jem@latcs1.lat.oz.au>
Sam Waugh          <waugh@tasman.cc.utas.edu.au>
Boyd Roberts       <boyd@prl.dec.com>
Graeme Wong See    <graeme@research.canon.oz.au>
Andy Newman        <andy@research.canon.oz.au>
The Ninja Turle    <rsannino@physics.adelaide.edu.au>
Phil Stocks        <phil@cs.uq.oz.au>
Andrew Allum       <andrewa@cs.uq.oz.au>
Rachel Fazio       <rachel@dexter.pub.uu.oz.au>
Simon              <u6103732@ucsvc.ucs.unimelb.edu.au>
Fraser Wilson      <fraser@mullauna.cs.mu.OZ.AU>
John Dodson        <johnd@physiol.su.oz.au>
Stephen Thompson   <stephen@labtam.labtam.oz.au>
John Butcher       <bart@asgard.pub.uu.oz.au>
Paul Thompson      <turgon@tornado.gen.nz>
Gerard JP Roffey   <gjr@melb.bull.oz.au>
Anthony P Neville  <maapn@marlin.jcu.edu.au>
Alan Murray        <cctr123@csc.canterbury.ac.nz>
John B. Miezitis   <johnm@bowen.cc.utas.edu.au>
mr  k.h. geppert   <ins749r@monu3.cc.monash.edu.au>
Jonathan Potter    <jpotter@ucs.adelaide.edu.au>


These are all keyed as received (to the best of my typing ability), or as
best as my memory allows, so inaccuracies and typos are just bad luck. Also, they
may not all be exactly as written in the script, but the spirit of them is 
still there. Some you may not find funny - don't flame me for posting 
'unfunny' stuff - I am posting *all* quotes I was sent or saw on the net.

Don't flame me for posting this list either (after assorted mail and postings
about 'stop this, it's boring'). Some people find it amusing (see the list
of contributors - as well as mail requests for the list I have received).
There is obviously an audience for this, so it is directed there. If you
don't like it, and are reading this, then that's your own fault, not mine.

Now that I have that out of my system, I'll continue :

Also, I apologise if I forgot to credit anyone, or if your email address is 
incorrect (again, you know these insidious tpyos).

Finally, to quote a favourite net line "All flames to /dev/null". ;-)

Enjoy!
Steve.

-- 
Stephen Wales              | internet    : stephenw@mincom.oz.au
Mincom Pty Ltd,            | UUCP        :
..!uunet!munnari!mincom.oz!stephenw
Brisbane, Australia        |
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you" - Monty Python's Cheese Shop
--end--

Nat.
(gnat@kauri.vuw.ac.nz -- Nathan Torkington -- is the electronic text and
 MS-DOS archivist for the Victoria University of Wellington, New Zealand)

<* With additional Quotes From *>

trn@warper.jhuapl.edu (Tony Nardo)

And Tony got his from

"B Prillaman" <bap11539@usav01.glaxo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.british