From: vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Required Reading for all a.f.d-q'ers
Date: 16 Nov 92 01:47:04 EST

Me and my wife were out shopping, and she likes to lok at children's
books because she is a teacher, and we ran across the following gem:

	"Good Dog, Millie" by Andy Mayer and Jim Becker

This is required reading for all a.f.d-q veterans!

It's a picture book (illustrations), and is quite hillarious (remember this 
was found in the children's book section of the local K-Mart).

Description:

The title page has a picture of Millie sitting on George's desk at the
Oval Office, George is waving at the reader.

Page 1:	Babs tells Millie "Look after George Millie, I'll be back at five."
	George is working at his desk.

Page 2: Barb has left and George has crumpled up paper wads all over his
	desk, and his holding his head like he has a head ache, Millie
	looks on concrened.

Page 3: Divided into three frames. First frame Millie is searchin through
	George's roller phone number file. Second frame Millie has on
	card in her paw, another on on the floor (it says Mikhail with
	two phone number crossed off :), and she is dialing the phone.
	Third frame Millie is holding the receiver in her mouth, obviously
	waiting for George to grab it.

Page 4:	George doesn't seem to have such a headache anymore. He is layed
	back at his desk, feet propped up on his desk and playing paddleball
	while talking on the phone.

	Can *you* guess who George is talking with? I bet you can!

Page 5:	This is by far the most hilarious picture in the book. Down the
	hall runs Our Boy, waving hand, holding _Candyland_ :), _Twister_,
	and _Monopoly_ games in his right arm with that classic deer-in-the-
	headlights with smile look that we are all so fond of. Millie is
	also very happy to see the Dannikens and is jumping with joy! :)

Page 6:	Time to get down to business. Yes its Twister! Millie spins the
	wheel, George checks the color and Our Boy has his left foot
	on red, right foot on green, left hand on red!

Page 7:	More Twister. This time Dan has left foot on green, right foot on
	red, right hand on the floor, butt in the air and a big split in
	his grey suitpants. George is laying on his back both feet in the
	air pointing at and laughing at Danny Boy.

Page 8: Millie in a close up of Dannikens split pants, the Presidential
	seal of the US is on his underwear and the eagle is holding
	GOLF CLUBS in its talons. Nice touch :)

Page 9:	Millie runs down the hall as fast as possible, a Yale sweatshirt
	is on the floor.

Page 10: Millie has gone to Bab's bedroom, and get some needles and thread.
	In the second frame Millie is sitting by a chair with a roll of
	thread in her mouth, and a box or something with "Nancy Rea" on it.

Page 11: Millie and George try to fix the rip in Our Hero's pants, while
	Dan is wearing them of course. George seems to have a hole in
	the bottom of his shoe.

Page 12: Two frames. First frame Millie pushes a picture of Abe Lincoln
	aside. This is where the story gets *real strange*. Behind the
	picture of Abe is a TV set. In the second frame Millie has the
	remote control box in her mouth and a football game is on TV,
	Redskins vs. Bills.

Page 13: George and Dan are watching the game. They have a huge bowl of
	popcorn, Dannikens is holding an Indianapolic Colts banner, George
	has a Colt 45 in his hand and Millie has a six pack of Colt 45
	for Dan and Dan has that Quaylegrin (tm) on his face. I kid you not!

Page 14: Its half time, Redskins 17, Bill 0. George and Dan are looking at
	each other, they look worried (or drunk or somthing). Dan is still
	holding that Colts flag.

Page 15: For some reason the Redskins killing the Bills was a little bit
	too much so they run down the hall, Quayle picks up the Yale
	sweatshirt laying on the floor, and Millie grabs a football helmet
	out of a closet (the closet contains, fishing equipment, golf clubs,
	soccer balls, crochet mallets, medicine ball).

Page 16: Yep, they are playing football. Millie hikes the ball, George is
	QB, and the Danster is ready for the play.

Page 17: Dan is leaping in the air, but misses the football and appears to
	gone through the mouth of George Washington in a portait over the 
	fire place. The Danster looks very silly in this illustration :)
	Millie looks at the reader with a very evil grin.

	(This is the last picture with Danny Boy in it. The next set of
	pictures are very strange, but amusing :)

Page 18: Millie has jumped up on the mantlepiece and moves a vase of roses
	over the damaged picture of Washinton, as to hide it.

Page 19: George and Millie have had enough, they are walking downstairs to
	what appears to be a kitchen. There is brocolli in the garbage can,
	and an empty Colt 45 can laying on the floor by the garbage can.

Page 20: This one is very strange. In the kitchen we have Gen. Schwartzkopf
	leaning over a cookie sheet with cookies shaped like Stealth
	bomber abd fighter planes. Next to his is a book with the title
	"Where's Dan Quayle?". A cook stands behing him, with a navy anchor
	tatoo on his arm, and is watching the TV with Murphy Brown in small
	print along the bottom.

Page 21: Norman is still standing over the cookie sheet, pretending to
	fly one of the fighters into his open mouth. The "Where's Dan
	Quayle?" book is still there.

Page 22: Millie flips an airplane cookie with a spatula into George's
	mouth.

Page 23: Back in the Oval Office, George is stting in a chair, still with
	a Desert Storm cookie in his hand, smiling, while Millie looks
	at the clock which shows 4:45 (15 minutes until Babs gets home!)

Page 24: Time to clean up! Millie is responsible. Three frames. First frame
	Millie pulls an empty beer can out from under the couch where they
	were watching football. Second frame she closes the TV. Third
	frame she is throwing the Twister mat in a waste paper basket.

Page 25: Back to the office, the clock shows that it is 10 till 5, George is
	playing pattleball, but Millie is tugging on his leg, trying to get him
	to clean up before Barb gets home!

Page 26: George is back at his desk, this time reading _The Baseball
	Encyclopedia_. Millie on his desk with a leg on _Millie's Book_,
	and check for $1,000,000 in her mouth written out to Millie Bush.
	George's In/Out box is full of In.

Page 27: Millie takes the papers in the In box and puts them in the Out
	box (while George continues to read on). Good Dog!

Page 28: Barb's home! She gets out of he limo with (get this) a Sears and
	K-Mart shopping bag!

Page 29: George is back at his desk, working away, Barb say, K-Mart bag
	in arm, "Good dog, Millie!"

Page 30: THE END (Millie looking over her shoulder at the reader).

-Garrett



Page 19: I guess they had enough, George

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