HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: bsmart@bsmart.TTI.COM (Bob Smart)
Subject: Re: Clinton Screws Up! Press Reports It!
Reply-To: bsmart@bsmart.TTI.COM (Bob Smart)
Organization: Citicorp+TTI
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 00:37:28 GMT

In article <1923@celia.UUCP>, steve@celia.UUCP (Steve Tyree) writes:
>  Are you trying to say that Liberal Democrates dont make these gaffs to ?
                                              ^     ^                ^   ^
                                              1     2                3   4
1. It's "Democrats," not "Democrates."  But thank you for recognizing that not
   all Democrats are liberal.
2. "Don't" contains an apostrophe, like any other contraction.
3. "Gaffes," not "gaffs."
4. If you mean "also," the word is "too," you half-literate dolt.

Wow.  ONE LINE into your pearls of wisdom, this is what we find!  Is
this sort of thing now mandatory whenever Republicans write?

> A comedian could fund his entire career by making fun of what Ted Kennedy
> and Mario Cuomo says. Rush Limbaugh seems to be the only popular media
                     ^
That, of course, would be "say," not "says."  That is, it would be if
you had sufficient command of the English language to know what the fuss
is about to begin with.

>  Steve Tyree - These opinions are mine and mine alone.

I sincerely hope so.  If you're the only one who holds these opinions,
then your party probably won't win the election.

By the way, if you HAVE a set of Ted Kennedy or Mario Cuomo gaffes, by
all means, POST THEM!  I'd LOVE to produce a companion volume like the
Quayle Quotes!

---------

A fanatic is someone who does what he knows that God would do if God knew the
facts of the case.

Some mailers apparently munge my address; you might have to use
bsmart@bsmart.tti.com -- or if that fails, fall back to
72027.3210@compuserve.com.  Ain't UNIX grand?
From: steve@celia.UUCP (Steve Tyree)
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: Right-wingers attack immigrant backers
Date: 15 Sep 92 22:41:26 GMT
Reply-To: celia!steve@usc.edu (Steve Tyree)
Organization: Rhythm & Hues, Inc., Hollywood

In article <1992Sep15.184555.7814@umbc3.umbc.edu> alex@engr3.umbc.edu (alex) writes:
>	Well, in spite of the socialist roots of Nazism, the American Nazi
>Party and the KKK are much closer to the GOP then the Democratic party.
>I would expect that the average modern Nazi would consider the Dems to
>be the epitomy of ZOG. (I notice that David Duke wasn't a democrat).

 Thats funny. I thought that David Duke tried to run for President as a
Democrat once ? Also, hows that fine democratic senator Byrd doing these
days. Alex, you have provided an excellent example of Liberal Paintism.
 I know I might be guilty to, but remember what Rush said -
  "I am demonstarting absurdity, by being absurd."

 Steve Tyree - These opinions are mine and mine alone.
               "The nuclear reactors the russians are building here,
                are the savest reactors in the world."
                 Recent blurb from Fidel Castro.
From: rovero@oc.nps.navy.mil (Josh Rovero)
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: SC rally: "We don't want a draft dodger for president!"
Date: 10 Sep 92 15:20:53 GMT
Organization: Naval Postgraduate School, Monterey CA

In article <BuCrEo.DI3@beach.csulb.edu> sichermn@beach.csulb.edu (Jeff Sicherman) writes:
>
>   However, in all fairness, it is a useful tactic. When you don't
>have anything truly positive to show for yourself, the next best
>thing is to try and drown-out the other guy.
>
But what explains Clinton's "minister of propaganda", Stephanopolos, doing
the same thing during the '88 campaign when he was fronting for Dukakis?

He rented an airplane to fly past Bush (Boston Harbor) with a banner
proclaiming "Bush is toxic waste".  

Oh, I'm being insensitive again.  When you do it to Bush, it's witty and
effective.  When you do it to Clinton, it's negative campaigning.  Sorry...

The press does have some role in putting out negative info on Clinton.
If the election is viewed as a runaway, no one will read the papers or
watch the news.  So they have to make it seem close.  They did the same
for Dukakis in '88, Mondale in '84.


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Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.news-media,alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: cortez@milton.u.washington.edu (Tom Warner)
Subject: Re: Clinton Screws Up! Press Reports It!
Organization: University of Washington
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 1992 10:07:28 GMT

jason@alpha.ee.ufl.edu (Jason Nadrowski) writes:

>The ridicule of Dan Quale has gone far enough!  It's gotten so bad that
>the jokes are preceived as fact.  People actually believe that Quale
>is a stupid moron.

Well I Never!!! Can you imagine that? Heaven's to Betsy!!

A man who would, with a pack of reporters in tow, stop at a Burger King,
point to a "Now Hiring" sign, and declare that it is a sign that
things are turning around for America -- people believe he is a moron??
How could they????

How horribly, horribly unfair!

>Didn't someone call him a functioning illiterate on
>this net?

What an outrage! We must have no more of this hyperbole on the net,
understood? It's too confusing for the ..... functional illiterates.

>He is human.

Oooogh! 

Did you have to remind us? I mean, that we and Danny Boy are of
the same species?

I thought you didn't like all these low blows.

>He makes mistakes just like you and me.  

Yes, such as voting for the dunderhead.

>The ongoing jokes about Dan have become as bothersome as those jokes
>about that lady who fell and couldn't get up.

Do you mean you want us to untie you and stop forcing you to
read alt.fan.dan.quayle now?

Well, I don't know .....


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From: steve@celia.UUCP (Steve Tyree)
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: Clinton campaigns in Republican territory
Date: 8 Sep 92 23:29:01 GMT
Reply-To: celia!steve@usc.edu (Steve Tyree)
Organization: Rhythm & Hues, Inc., Hollywood

In article <1992Sep8.212033.26212@ils.nwu.edu> hooker@aristotle.ils.mwu.edu ( BOB HOOKER) writes:

->As all readers of alt.rush-limbaugh know the press is controlled by a bunch
->of liberal (adical feminazis.  That is why I found this article
->interesting,  on first reading it seems to say that Clinton was booed by a
->large number of race fans.
->Since the Media has such a bias towards the left there must be a secret
->message presented here.  

 I actually broke open a cold beer when I heard that story. Now with 75,000
fans booing and 1 draft dodging article in the LA Times, maybe this race
will tighten up finally. Remember, "The media profits in a close race.".
 I did not watch the race. CNN did not play the sound track of boos. So,
can anyone who watched the race tell me, HOW LOUD WAS IT !!!!

 Steve Tyree - These opinions are mine and mine alone.
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.news-media,alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: titmas@chdasic.sps.mot.com (Eric Titmas)
Subject: Hyperbole about Clarence Thomas
Organization: SPS
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 18:21:24 GMT

In article <cortez.716445145@milton>, cortez@milton.u.washington.edu (Tom Warner) writes:
|> 
|> You have got to be kidding me. What is Cuomo likely to do as Supreme Court
|> Justice that could possibly scare you so much? Even if he actually wanted
|> to be a Justice and got a spot, you think he'd be worse than Clarence "forced
|> confessions are O.K. by me" Thomas? I'd take Cuomo over *any* of Bush or
|> Reagan's nominees, whose moderate stance on abortion I think has diverted
|> attention away from justwhat scary right wingers most of them are.

More than a touch of hyperbole.  A prisoner(a) admitted to another prisoner(b)
that he had committed the crime he was charged with.  Prisoner(b) testified
against prisoner(a).  Prisoner(a) was convicted.  In his appeal he claimed
that since prisoner(b) was a paid informant his confession was tainted and
could not be used.  The Supreme Court agreed with Justice Thomas dissenting
and ordered a new trial.

The way you stated it,  it sounds like Thomas thinks it's ok to beat confessions
out of prisoners. 
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From: john@anasazi.com (John R. Moore)
Subject: Re: TV station list so far
Reply-To: john@anasazi.com
Organization: Anasazi Inc, Phoenix AZ USA
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 17:21:10 GMT

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From: dks@MIT.EDU (dks)
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Subject: Morons abound!
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Some misguided twerp writes:
 >>> Rush Limbaugh seems to be the only popular media
 >>> soul who has decided to become rich doing it.
 >>
 >> There's a sucker born every minute.
 >
 > All 13 million of us in the 520 stations around the country.


Right, 13 million lame-brains all turned towards Graceland.


Dhanesh

  So tell me, how many of you visionaries have communed with the King recently?
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From: best@anasazi.com (Mike Best)
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.news-media,alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Clinton Screws Up! Press Reports It!
Date: 11 Sep 92 14:52:59 GMT
Organization: Anasazi Inc, Phoenix AZ USA

In article <6222@huxley.cs.nps.navy.mil> jxxl@cs.nps.navy.mil (John Locke) writes:
>jswitzer@afit.af.mil (Chip Switzer) writes:
>
>> It doesn't get any better than this.  I again propose the "e" test for
>> any future posts you may have.  Before you post it, think about the fuss
>> the Democrats and the media made of Quayle mispelling a word.  Think
>> back to how that "non-issue" was brought up by almost every Democratic
>> speaker at the convention, and then ask yourself if your post will make
>> you look as foolish.
>
>I suppose that if you don't think life should be at least partly fun, you
>will never understand why Democrats find Quayle so irresistable. When
>the political opponent makes a practice of going onto stages before large
>audiences, throwing banana peels onto the floor and then slipping on them,
>laughter becomes as hard to forestall as hunger or any other natural
>impulse.

Putting aside the fact that your knowledge of Quayle is limited to
stand-up comics and television news bites, I would agree to some extent
that Quayle has made some incongruous/conflicting statements.  I think
the fact that he does so in the same breath is what you find so funny.
What I find so disturbing is that people such as Al Gore do it in a 
more verbose manner which tends to give people such as yourself the
"deer frozen by headlights"-syndrome.  Take, for example, Gore's book
EITB. 

o  He believes population growth for others while he simultaneously 
   extolls the virtues his own large family (page 307).

o  He admits that he is a Washington insider who has been trained to
   customize his views to what he believes the people want to hear
   (page 9, 13, 15).

o  He equates the Holocaust with the failure to recycle aluminum.
   (page 177-178, 275).

o  He is a Luddite, he believes that technology is evil and that 
   we should get rid of automobiles (page 206, 318)

The list goes on.  If Quayle had stated these things we would certainly
be exposed to more gratuitous bashing that has left most of us numb
to the intended effects (to hate Quayle).

I STILL can't get over the fact that you appear to be a Democrat/Statist
(as in Government is the point from which solutions to problems derive)
and yet you are the namesake of the Brittan, John Locke, who is one 
of the Enlightenment's greatest thinkers.  His philosophies of individual
rights etc. are one of the primary foundations of our government and
are nearly totally in contrast to the concept of big government and 
group rights (Dems).

I'll try to get over it.

Mike Best {mcdphx|asuvax}!anasaz!best
"Sex and Gore in 92" - bumper stickers we'd like to see
From: steve@celia.UUCP (Steve Tyree)
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: Right-wingers attack immigrant backers
Date: 15 Sep 92 02:38:31 GMT
Reply-To: celia!steve@usc.edu (Steve Tyree)
Organization: Rhythm & Hues, Inc., Hollywood

In article <1992Sep14.195038.14973@ils.nwu.edu> hooker@aristotle.ils.mwu.edu ( BOB HOOKER) writes:
->In article <germany-extremistsU2SC330pe@clarinet.com>,
->clarinews@clarinet.com (UPI) writes:
->> 
->> 	BONN, Germany (UPI) -- Right-wingers and neo-Nazis stoned a group of
->> people staging a vigil to support foreign immigrants, wounding four
->> people and driving the pro-immigrant group away before again attacking a
->> hostel for asylum seekers, officials said Saturday.
->> 	Police arrested 41 rioters late Friday in the eastern German city of
->> Quedlinburg, but released them later after confiscating several weapons,
->> a spokesman said.

 Thanks for the posting. I have known about these people for a long time.
Its why I will never go to Germany and always caution people who are going 
their about it. It has nothing to do with Modern American Conservatives.
Nazis are not Conservative. Nazi stands for Nationalist Socialist.
They need a large government/buissness relationship to spread their terror.
We Free Market Conservatives want small government and worldwide free mar-
kets.

 Steve Tyree - These opinions are mine and mine alone.
From: rnlee@sdcc3.ucsd.edu (Profess'nal Agitator)
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: A journalist speaks on media bias
Date: 15 Sep 92 17:45:57 GMT
Organization: MAWL - Mudd Alums Without Lives

In article <1992Sep8.211510.328@techbook.com> gummitch@techbook.com (Jeff Frane) writes:
>rnlee@sdcc3.ucsd.edu (Profess'nal Agitator) writes:

>>Left-wing papers on the "Left Coast":  LA Times, SF Chronicle,
>>Sacramento Bee, the former San Diego Tribune, and probably
>>the Seattle paper

>Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt. The Sacramento Bee?  Hee hee!  But I guess to some
>people, anyone to the left of Pat Buchanan is a liberal.

Ha!!  I am vindicated!

Article 5732 of alt.rush-limbaugh:
From: gummitch@techbook.com (Jeff Frane)
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.news-media,alt.activism.d
Subject: Re: A journalist speaks on media bias
Date: 3 Sep 92 23:37:19 GMT
Organization: TECHbooks of Beaverton Oregon - Public Access Unix

Here in Sacramento, the BEE owns the rights to EVERY major column, liberal
or conservative. And just as Rush says, they print most of the liberal
ones and print perhaps one conservative column per week. The Bee will tell
you with a straight face that it's because nobody wants to read the
conservative columns, which is a load of BS; they bought them because the
Union had them, and now that the Union can't get them, feel no particular
pressure to run them.  (It sort of goes without saying that the Bee is so
far to the Left, they think Clinton is a right-winger, while the Union is
nearly that far to the Right.)  The Bee endorses every democrat, every
liberal cause, thinks Jane Fonda and Tom Hayden are model citizens, etc.
The Union, the paper of Mark Twain, is conservative to the core. (After 21
years in the military, moving every 3 years, this is the first town I've
EVER lived in that had two such different papers. )

Agitator
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From: bowman@infonode.ingr.com (Tony Bowman)
Subject: Rush - The TV Show
Organization: Intergraph Corporation, Huntsville, AL.
Distribution: alt.rush-limbaugh
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 17:12:34 GMT

What is the name of this show, I can't find it anywhere and have missed any
reference here and on the radio program.


bowman@infonode.ingr.com
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Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh,talk.politics.misc
From: pswanson@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Paul Swanson)
Subject: Re: Bush Announces Sale of F-15E's to Iraq
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University
Date: Mon, 7 Sep 1992 16:34:21 GMT

In article <1992Sep4.132158.3915@desire.wright.edu> demon@desire.wright.edu (Stupendous Man) writes:
>
>	Yeah, he's mad that we sold F-16s to Taiwan--"the butchers of
>Tianamen".  One wonders how long it will be until he looks at a map and says
>"oops".
>
One wonders if this Brett character can read.  The original quote was
that Bush sold F-16's to Taiwan --"the ENEMIES of ... the butchers of
Tianamen".  Now thats a real "oops".

Paul.
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From: saxe@excalibur.cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe)
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.news-media,alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Clinton Screws Up! Press Reports It!
Summary: Flame
Date: 12 Sep 92 03:16:27 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

In article <mjenkins.716220983@cunews> mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
>In <1992Sep11.131800.26507@news.uiowa.edu> williams@herky.cs.uiowa.edu (Kent Williams) writes:
>
>
>>   On a good day, Dan Quayle is a complete dunderhead.  On a bad day,
>>   someone should get him a CAT scan and look for brain lesions.  Why
>>   are conservatives so attracted to him.
>
>If he's such an idiot, then why do you waste your breath condemning
>the man? Get on with life and do something useful.

If Kent is so wrong, then why do you waste your breath condemning the man?
Get on with life and do something useful.

>>3. By the way, being a glutton for punishment, I've been watching
>>   Quayle quite a bit on CSPAN.  Anyone else notice he's developed a
>>   real penchant for bizarre hand gestures?  He's beginning to look
>>   like Madonna in the 'Vogue' video.
>
>Ditto. Give it a rest with the Quayle-bashing. No man or woman
>deserves the hell he's gone through for the past four years. If he's
>not your favorite person, fine, but this nit-picking (look at his
>hand-gestures now...geez, what a dweeb) is ridiculous.
>
>Michael

Aw, poor Danny-boy, always had it easy all his life, and now people are
actually *criticizing* him when he does something *wrong*!  Boy I feel
sorry for him!  What a new perspective you've given me!

You're right.  We shouldn't concentrate on the small, silly things that he
does all of the time no matter how hard his handlers try to control him.
We should concentrate on the *really* *big* stuff he does, like trying to
stop those evil voters from messing with the downtroden, filthy rich
businessmen.

Eddie "What's the deal with these middle names?" Saxe
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Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh
From: hooker@aristotle.ils.mwu.edu ( BOB HOOKER)
Subject: Re: Suburbs swing to Clinton in Time magazine poll
Organization: ILS
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 21:08:31 GMT

In article <campaign-pollU2S5130pe@clarinet.com>, clarinews@clarinet.com
(UPI) writes:
> 
> 
> 	NEW YORK (UPI) -- Suburbia has been a bastion of Republican support in
> past presidential elections but a poll released Saturday showed Bill
> Clinton well ahead of George Bush in four key counties in the nation.
> 	The poll showed the President trailing in all but one of five regions
> described as swing suburban counties -- Middlesex, New Jersey, De Kalb,
> Ga., Montgomery, Ohio, St. Louis, Mo., and Contra Costa, Calif.
> 	Republicans have won the White House with sweeping support from
> suburban America in five of the past six elections, said Time magazine,
> which will publish the poll in its Sept. 14 issue.
> 	Clinton holds a double-digit lead in four of five major suburban
> counties, the poll said.
> 	``If this keeps up, it may be too late,'' a senior adviser to the
> Republican campaign told the magazine.
> 	The counties were chosen based on answers from the Clinton and Bush
> campaigns earlier this year, with at least 20 percent of the voters in
> each county considered highly independent.
> 	Clinton led Bush in the counties of St. Louis by 11 percent,
> Middlesex by 13 percent, Contra Costa by 28 percent and De Kalb by 23
> percent.
> 	In Ohio, where Ross Perot also is on the ballot, Bush is in a
> statistical dead heat with Clinton in Montgomery County, where 41
> percent of voters said they would re-elect the president and 42 percent
> picked Clinton.
> 	A total of 3,173 likely voters were polled and results had a margin
> of error of plus or minus 4 percent, except for St. Louis, where it was
> 3.5 percent.
> 	The poll was conducted Aug. 25-30 when Time's national poll of 836
> likely voters released last week found Clinton leading Bush by 6
> percent.
> 
>
From: mark.stevens@spacebbs.com (Mark Stevens) 
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh
Subject: Re: TV show commercials
Date: 13 Sep 92 07:33:00 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: SPACE BBS - Menlo Park, CA - 10 Lines + 4gB - 415-323-4193
Reply-To: mark.stevens@spacebbs.com (Mark Stevens) 

To: mitch@lsil.com (Mitch Sako)

MS>Anyone out there have information for the San Francisco Bay Area?  I haven't
MS>heard of seen anything yet.

2am on Channel 5 KPIX.
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From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Newsgroups: alt.rush-limbaugh,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: Clinton Screws Up!  Press Reports It!
Date: 9 Sep 92 15:33:42 GMT
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University

In article <1992Sep9.120715.16501@afit.af.mil> jswitzer@afit.af.mil (Chip Switzer) writes:
>In a startling change of events this morning, my newspaper actually
>had a (short) paragraph on a recent Clinton faux pas.  
>
>Seems at a campaign stop he railed on the big spending we were doing
>on military weapons systems and brought up the Patriot which "can fly
>through doors and down chimineys."  Hmmmm.  Probably just an honest
>mistake from somebody who doesn't know a good offense from a bad
					^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>defense...
 ^^^^^^^

Wow.  Sounds like a Quayle Quote.


Bushism from '88 (did TNR coin that term by then?):
"September 7: A Day That Will Live in Infamy."



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