From: dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat)
Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
Organization: NCC 1701-F USS Enterprise
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:40:51 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.141443.771@blurt.oswego.edu> la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>In article <1992Nov8.152427.3783@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> In article <1992Nov4.220036.745@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov2.142147.3655@wkuvx1.bitnet>, goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>> In article <1992Oct31.142822.725@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Oct29.124404.702@blurt.oswego.edu>, la_ind03@blurt.oswego.edu writes:
>>>>>> By the way, did I mention that I'm a *very* sleazy blonde?  If I am elected
>>>>>> president, not only will I be easy to talk into anything, but wouldn't you want
>>>>>> a sex object for president?  
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Gina may have promised a blow to the head and a knee to the groin...but I won't
>>>>> stop there!!!!
>>>>> 
>>>>> Not only will I give a knee to the groin as well as a blow to the head, but I
>>>>> will also:
>>>>> 
>>>>> *break all the bones in your hand, one at a time;
>>>>> *staple your nostrils together; and...
>>>>> *invite you to come upstairs.
>>>>> 
>>>>>           _____________________________________________________
>>>>>           | I am not prejudiced against rodents or any other  |
>>>>>           |individuals.  I am equally sleazy towards everyone.|
>>>>>           |___________________________________________________|
>>>>> 
>>>>> As for serious damage, maybe it's just because you can't handle me...
>>>>> After all, not every life-form in the universe is able to withstand my amazing
>>>>> sexual energy...
>>>> Sexual energy? I've got all the energy you'll ever need RIGHT HERE.
>>>> I'll treat you like you deserve to be treated, like you always wanted
>>>> to be treated, like you'd love A beautiful curvaceous blonde to treat
>>>> you. Every day. All Day (and all night). I'll make you feel so good
>>>> you'll never want to leave me or replace me with anyone else. 
>>>> 	AND IT'S NOT BRAINWASHING!!!!!! ( I hate laundry )
>>>> I won't even discriminate among life-forms. If you can't handle all of
>>>> me at once, then I promise to stop when you've had all you personally
>>>> can handle.
>>>> 	WHAT BETTER OFFER IS THERE THAN ALL YOU EVER ASKED FOR?
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Oh, please.  Unskilled workers are so sad.  I've got so much sexual energy that
>>> most of Oswego County keeps warm off me in the winter. (And I don't mean just
>>> electricity.)  Do I sense competition in the air? Well, I can out-sex and
>>> out-kink anyone any day!  As for having stuff to do with Monty Python, well...
>>> Just look for my guest shots on "Blackmail."
>> 
>> Skill is my aka. Oswego County may keep warm off of you, but do you
>> really think eskimos stay warm in those little igloos all winter by
>> themselves? NOT. And rubbing noses as an eskimo kiss? Get real; they
>> rub their noses anywhere they can on anybody at any time. Blackmail
>> isn't necessary; I do what I do w/o having to blackmail anyone to get
>> them to do it with me. In fact, Ratboy even begged me to come back and
>> do it some more!!!! Without frivolous accessories to take away from
>> the sheer power of my performance(s).
>
>
>Honey, I don't just **** in igloos, I *MELT* them. The snow doesn't bother me. 
>I just heat up the outdoors.  Are any of you brave men ready to face the REAL
>heat?
I've braved the REEL heat.  What difference can a vowel make anyway?

William Turlough Cat aka beiad