From: benedejc@husc9.harvard.edu (Andrej Benedejcic)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.yugoslavia
Subject: Re: Watch out! Andrej is coming. Was: (Re: Croatian postage stamps)
Date: 16 Apr 92 21:43:32 GMT
Organization: Harvard University Science Center

In article <1992Apr16.154033.7136@eng.cam.ac.uk> 89ms1@eng.cam.ac.uk (M. Sablic) writes:
>benedejc@husc10.harvard.edu (Andrej Benedejcic) writes:
>
>>Well, well, well!  Learning fast, eh?  Soon enough you'll become a small   
>>expert in Slovene history!  Good, good!  So, you see, Mladene, you would 
>>have hardly any problems living in the Istrian Autonomous Region of the 
>>Republic of Slovenia.  ;-)
>
>Thanx. You are so kind. ;-)
>
>....Rest deleted....
>
>I had enough, I quit, I don't feel like being Andrej's after school
>amusement anymore. You can unleash your ultra-nationalist hobby on
>somebody else. :-(

Hey, hey!  Come on, now!  Don't quit!  After all, didn't you say how
you're definitely going to join the heroic Croatian Army in order to
defend Reka from an imminent Slovene attack?  (Ha, ha, ha!)

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>             \_ (========)  _/ 
>               \__________/  
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>                  OOPS! You've lost it!
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>>               |    |   |                           
>>               |    |   | Copyright MALENOVIC 
>>               |    |   |                        
>>                \__ |__ /                      
>>                                                

Nope!  I'm back! 

>Regards,
>
>Mladen
>
>Shape of things to come ( courtesy of ANDREJ-VISION ):
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>STA newsflash: Slovene's have come to the aid of their brothers in REKA!
>               President Andrej says: "We must stop the fascist genocide of
>               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^        our brothers in the Slovene lands!" 

Mladene, darling, I really like your choice of words!  I really do!  :-)

>HINA newsflash: Slovene elite airforce units attack positions above Rijeka!
>                Slovene's take Grobnik airfield. 
>                President Njofra says: "It is a classic case of agression!
>                                        The whole of Croatian Nation will
>                                        defend every sq. centimetre of Istria"

	Naprej zastava Slave,       Forward, the flag of glory,
	v boj junaska kri,          Charge onwards, you heroic blood,
	za blagor ocetnjave,        For the benefit of our Fatherland,
	naj puska govori!           Let the rifle speak!


Believe it or not, these are the words of the old Slovene national anthem!

>Reuter newsflesh: There is renewed fighting in ex-Yugoslavia between the rival
>                  ethnic groups.                                         ^^^^^ 
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mladen is actually making an important point here!  In their immense ignorance
the Westerners will probably never grasp the fact that ex-Yugoslavia consists
of old nations who have been living in this turbulent part of Europe for the
past millenium.  Compared to our histories, that of the U.S. is ridiculously
short.

>                  EC says: "Violence is no solution, the parties should
>                            respect the ceasefire agreement."    ^^^^^^ 
>                            ^^^^^^^                                           

Another important point!  Not only do the Westerners excel in their ignorance,
they are also naive enough to believe that just because they are able to
fart happily with their fat asses, other people will listen to them.  Tough
luck!  Bearing in mind the slow, but inexorable, degeneration of the West,
with its decreasing birth-rate and increasing effeminization of society,
the future looks bright for the salt of the earth, the best of the best,
la creme de la creme--the Slavs.      

That's why we should all try to bring the conflict between the south Slav
nations and between Russia and Ukraine to an end!  Then, we should organize
a Pan-Slavic Military Alliance, erase Germany from the map of Europe and
generally kick some ass in the West.  The aftermath of our glorious 
campaign is easily predictable:  we'll start fighting each other again
over the spoils of war and over our African colonies.  Ha, ha, ha!
What a jolly bunch of fellows we Slavs are, eh?  

>==============================================================================
>                  O  
>         Ljubljana                                     
>            SLOVENIA             CROATIA
>    __O_
>Trst   |                                     X- Marks the position of Slovene
>      /    Istra           X                    Attack
>     /               Rijeka
>     \     # # #      _O_         
>      \     # #      /   -----_____ 
>       \   # # #    /         
>        \   # #    /  
>         \ # # #  /   
>  ----    \      /    ----
>    --     \    /    --- 
> ---        O  /       -----
>       Pula  --
>       
>      |  
>  \   |  H
>   \  |==== 
>    \ ||  |    STA: Slovene Fishermen Say: "We must protect our fish from
>  |--------?                                Croatian fascist fisho-cide!"
>  \       /                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
>----------------
>  ----   ------
> ------------
>____________________________________________________________________________

Ha, ha, ha!  That was a good one!  Congrats!

>Mladen Sablic, Pembroke College, Cambridge University, UK.
>e_mail: ms145@phx.cam.ac.uk (JANET: ms145@uk.ac.cam.phx)
>        89ms1@eng.cam.ac.uk (JANET: 89ms1@uk.ac.cam.eng) (Rx only)
>--

Regards,

Andrej