HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: dpp@cray.com (David Peterschmidt)
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARRIED DORKS!
Reply-To: dpp@cray.com
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 22 Jan 93 09:14:13 CST

In article 46605@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu, wellison@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu () writes:
>> 
>> Yeah, more than likely, he was caught doing the deed to his next door
>> neighbor's wife (or collie) and decided to vent his 'colitus interuptus' on the
>                                                       ^^^^^^^!
><I think he means coitus, not colitus.  However, colitis is a med term for
><inflamation of the colon. Ahhh, the possibilities...;)
>
> I did mean a 'sore colon' along with other things (surely the collie wouldn't
>be interested in 'coitus', or then again, maybe it would be ;-) 

I think you're missing it here.  Couldn't 'colitus' above be refering
to 'coitus' with a collie?  Get it?


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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol)
Subject: Re: MY opinion of Rai. (hear me out)
Organization: APK Public Access
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 13:56:51 GMT

Steven J Orlin (sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu) wrote:
: 
: In article <1k2b2kINN2ej@golem.wcc.govt.nz> parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz writes:
: >
: >and you also know that you're not attracted to Rai.  You didn't have to
: >broadcast your unfavourable comments.  It's called "tact"
: 
: tact?
: Whats tact?

I can vouch for this kid. He thinks a tact is something you use to put a 
poster up on a wall.

:)

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: (RAI) questions the word "it"
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: alt.personals
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 01:28:15 GMT


In article <DRG.93Jan25114355@candidus.ma30.bull.com> drg@candidus.ma30.bull.co
m (Daniel R. Guilderson) writes:
>In article <1993Jan24.193306.26356@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> sorlin@magnus.ac
s.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
>
>   >"It" as in HS when we said "Have you ever done "it"?"
>   >Steve Babe,
>   >Rai.
>
>   It gets me hot and horny.
>   steve
>   Babe?  Babe????
>
>I think it's love.
>
>Rai and Steve sittin in a tree...


Buddy, You're taking a lot of bull shit from now where and putting it together.
There should be no confusion here---I was refering to the computer----and
that was just a joke, for those of you who haven't caught on.

steve
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Orlin.2@osu.edu
From: budd@ccrs.emr.ca (Mark Budd)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: One Hell of a Women
Date: 27 Jan 93 18:55:08 GMT
Organization: Dept. of Energy, Mines, and Resources, Ottawa

In article <1993Jan27.183049.9384@selway.umt.edu> redman@selway.umt.edu (Gutmun Key) writes:
>In article <93027.103111TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu> <TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>If that wasn't feminism that you dropped in my lap about my nickname then you
>>tell me what it is?  Trust me, you will need a White Knight sometime in your
>>life time.  You may not realize who they are, becasue most of them don't
>>advertise!
>>
>>White Knight
>>Things just look better from atop a horse
>
>that sort of sounds chauvanistic.
>
>redman.

What, the bit about the horse?

But really, you're assuming he meant a *male* White Knight.  From his
explanation of his nickname, I'm sure he just meant someone who would
help her out when she needed it.  

Or I could be wrong.  But that goes without saying, really...

Mark
From: ecoughlan@desire.wright.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Lurking women please read...
Date: 26 Jan 93 20:29:03 GMT
Organization: Wright State University

In article <1993Jan26.005222.12513@selway.umt.edu>, redman@selway.umt.edu (e-mail me if my .plan file doesn't show up.  please!) writes:
> In article <1993Jan21.231510.6724@desire.wright.edu> ecoughlan@desire.wright.edu writes:
>>In article <1993Jan22.012239.14514@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>, sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
>>> 
>>> In article <1993Jan21.224330.18994@wariat.org> sjsobol@wariat.org (Steven J. Sobol) writes: 
>>>
>>> Alright! thats enough!  whats a fucking youhisle?
>>
>>It's not a "fucking youhisle."  It is just youhisle.  It is the only one of
>>its kind, a singularity if you will.  It is what you get when someone who
>>has never posted on the net before and doesn't understand the editor pushes
>>all her typos to the end and can't figure out how to delete them.  I am 
>>probably the only one, but *I* got a roar out of your paranoia....
>>Gleefully,
>>Elizabeth (who is about ready to stop picking on younguns.  1974?  Geez, I'm
>>getting old!)  
> 
> i nearly fell out of my chair at this completely spontanious funny.  i mean a
> -youhisle- nearly had sobol crawling out of his skin.  it still brings tears to
                        ^^^^^
Not Sobol, Orlin.  I only pick on Orlin.

> my eyes just thinkin' about it.
> 
> some of the best things in life are those you never expected.
> 
> redman.
> 
> 
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who roared over this.  It made my day. 
_Amlmost_  makes it worth continuing to read this group to see if it will
happen again.....
> -- 
> Punya Jehosaphatmanonaydimleelitdock Continjensyplan Metamorefotosintheesis-
> paypur Poesthe'umourus-Sujjestchun	
> "thou hath besqirted me."    the evil sheriff of dodge city	r + s
> these damn sigs really bother me.  same goes for .plans and .projects.
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: APOLOGY
Date: 28 Jan 1993 23:38:04 GMT
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1993Jan27.112143.63250@cc.usu.edu>, slrpc@cc.usu.edu writes:
>SORRY , I DONT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING YET
>


Who does?!!







Rachel                           "Supergoof!"
                                    -  -
                                    O  O
                                      >
                                     \_/
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: redman@selway.umt.edu (Gutmun Key)
Subject: Re: A PERSONALS WARNING:
Organization: University of Montana
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 21:24:37 GMT

In article <1680647351.23@inode.com> andor@inode.com writes:
> -=> Quoting An5792@anon.penet.fi to News <=-
>
> >heard about you being PREGNANT! How the hell do I know it's mine?
> An> time with?  I have no clue what is going on... Talk to me.  How do you
> An> know if it's YOURS?  Oh my God, how can you do this to me?  *is really
> An> hurt* Yes, I told you I was on the pill (which I am) and we used a
> An> condom... I guess we are one of those statistics.  I don't know what
> An> to tell you...  I went to the doctor and he told me that I'm 14 weeks
> An> pregnant... 14 weeks ago I WAS WITH YOU.  I have never slept with
> An> anyone before (not techinally, I told you what happened with my
> An> neighbor when I was 13) and I haven't since we've been together.  Now,
> An> I don't know what to do.  I don't want to have an abortion and I'm not
>
>Sue the bastard for paternety if you don't want an abortion.
>
>Make him get a DNA test. 
>
>Don't let him get away with it.
>
>--- Blue Wave/QWK v2.10
>#! rnews 9

shouldn't someone tell him about......no i don't suppose that would be 
proper would it.  i mean all you people would rather have him discover
it for himself.  right?  you sly devils.

just redman right now.

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these damn sigs really bother me.  same goes for .plans and .projects.
From: brent.mason@uuworld.via.mind.ORG (Brent Mason) 
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Personals Comments
Date: 24 Jan 93 11:08:00 GMT
Reply-To: brent.mason@uuworld.via.mind.ORG (Brent Mason) 
Distribution: world
Organization: Micro Exchange - Kenwood, CA - 707-833-4032

CJ> From: petitc@vccnw01.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit)
  >
  > >How do you define 'flighty' ?
  >
  >   Flighty:  "As soon as the going gets tough, the flighty disappear"

       I always though of those types of people as "FLAKES", they are
fine till the sugar frosting is gone!

       Brent Mason
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From: damon@netcom.com (Damon Scaggs)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Am I the only one who's alone?
Date: 23 Jan 93 18:58:11 GMT
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)

In article <1993Jan23.042348.21797@fuug.fi> an718@anon.penet.fi (DeeJay) writes:
>   Am I the only guy feeling lonely and alone out there at the moment? It
>feels like it, no matter what I try, I still am alone. I try being myself
>but it brings me no luck.  What am I doing wrong? Surely there is some girl
>out there who can accept me for who I am, and not expect me to put on some
>Macho guy image, thats just not me.  I have so many friends, who are girls,
>yet whenever I want to get into a relationship with a girl I meet, they
>just want to be friends. I guess I am just not the sorta guy that a girl
>wants to get involved with.  It gets me down.  Can anyone offer
>suggestions?  I am also just to scared to go out and ask a girl to go out
>with me, as Im scared of rejection (like the few I have had)

No.  I think there are lots of guys in the same situation as you are.
I too have lot of friends who are girls, but noone wants to have much
to do with me romanticly.  The few time I get involved with someone,
they first tell me that they have never met anyone like me, and then
they proceed to use me or rip my heart out.  I am still recovering from
the last one.  I know only too well the feelings of rejection you are
talking about.  I have trouble with "no".  But after a while you get
tired of it.  And for me, the "yes"'s have almost been worse...


Damon
From: v069qryr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (The Dazzler)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: APOLOGY
Date: 27 Jan 93 20:38:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1993Jan27.112143.63250@cc.usu.edu>, slrpc@cc.usu.edu writes...
>SORRY , I DONT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING YET
                ^--------------------------------Oh, you too huh?

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an2787@anon.penet.fi (slimy)
Subject: Rai's .gif
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 16:02:07 GMT

Hello,
	I have found that Ria's .gif was a very popular item. Rai, should be
happy about that. There are many people looking for this .gif. I, of coursse am one of the people looking for it, because I missed it in the original post.
If someone would send it to me, I will forward it to those who have asked me for it. Or someone could repost it. 
	To: Rai - you got some bad criticism about it, maybe a repost could get
some posetive criticism form those of us who have not seen it.
	Thanks in advance!
	Slimy
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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc,alt.personals.bondage,alt.personals.poly,alt.backrubs
Organization: Arizona State University
Date: Monday, 25 Jan 1993 16:35:36 MST
From: <ICEAS@ASUACAD.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc,alt.sex,soc.culture.mexican
Subject: Birthday Greeting Request

All you net readers, help me wish my colleague Ana a Happy 40th Birthday!!!
She thinks we all forgot (it was Sunday, Jan 24th), but we didn't.  Everyone
out there, send her a "We're all so glad you're 40" wish!!!
Thanks.

Send To:  IADAMR@ASUACAD.INRE.ASU.EDU
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From: plarimer@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (         )
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc,alt.sex,soc.culture.mexican
Subject: Re: Birthday Greeting Request
Date: 26 Jan 93 22:10:14 GMT
Organization: Indiana University

In <93025.163536ICEAS@ASUACAD.BITNET> <ICEAS@ASUACAD.BITNET> writes:

>All you net readers, help me wish my colleague Ana a Happy 40th Birthday!!!
>She thinks we all forgot (it was Sunday, Jan 24th), but we didn't.  Everyone
>out there, send her a "We're all so glad you're 40" wish!!!
>Thanks.

>Send To:  IADAMR@ASUACAD.INRE.ASU.EDU

Sound like a ploy to MAIL BOBM someone to me, hmmmm
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Organization: Penn State University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 14:23:52 EST
From: <WJS112@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Fuzzy's Reporter Bill & Comment

Things always seem normal
In the beginning of the day
I had no idea
things would go astray

Two opposing forces
And one force unseen
Battled for the power
And priviliges that lie somewhere in between

Enough said the gods
As they invoked their plan
And so change was made
Throughout the now lost land

Funny how power was recrushed
Form the act of one
Starting a chain reaction
Leaving many with none

So, the gods are calm
Until the time
When simple folks rise in power
And others of their kind

So, it's best to be silent
And tell no one of what I know this hour
I'll gladly stand in the gods' shadows
And stay away from the POWER.

Dedicated to a friend

Fuzzy Bunny News
Fuzzy tells me that Lori was not looking for Fuzzy hard enough.

Bill's Commentary
The world CAN be a good place.   8:)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
From: smithrud@advtech.uswest.com ()
Subject: Re: Attn: Women, is the sensisitve guy good?
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 00:22:31 GMT

			
In article <21JAN93.16963161.0112@UNBVM1.CSD.UNB.CA> I4CN <I4CN@UNB.CA> writes:
>
> Hello out there in Netland,
>
>
>           I have done alot of serious thinking latley, and I have come
>to the conclusion that women don't like the 'sensitive' type guy.
>I know this contridicts all current liturature, saying that the 90's
>man can be sensitive, but my friends tell me that I am the most
>sensitive guy they know, and well, potential dates seem to flocking to
>guys that either ignore them or treat them like a piece of meat.
>I am not grotesque looking, don't smell, but am extemley shy. I am
>also a 20 year old virign, but would like to lose this title in
>a meaningful relationship... so ladies.. tell me... should I change
>to be un-caring brute, or stay the same? Replies appreaciated,
>          Mark
>

Mark, why are you asking other people if _YOU_ should change?
I have a feeling that most, if not all, of the replies that you
will get from women on the net to your post will be ones that will
tell you that you should not drop sensitivity just because you
see the dates going to the what appear to be the "uncaring brutes."
(This isn't always the case -- a lot of sensitive men get plenty
of dates, but I'll stick to what many people do believe is out
there, namely the situation you're talking about.)

I think you should make whatever changes in your personality that
YOU want to make.  I don't think "uncaring brutes" became those
types because someone suggested it to them or that sensitive types
are exactly that because someone told them it was the 90's thing to
do.  I think you should be whatever you feel comfortable being.

I also want to say that the reason I used "appear" in the first paragraph
above when I said "appear to be uncaring brutes" is because I think
some of those who come off looking that way aren't devoid of sensitivity.
I have gone out with a few people who did seem to fit the "uncaring
brute" description outwardly, but when we got past that appearance
that was often put up for a variety of reasons (peers, insecurities,
whatever), there was some sensitivity underneath all that and a
lot of other nice qualities.  It was that which kept me seeing a
person and not what he felt he had to project to others on the outside.
Take that and twist it around now and you have to wonder how many
people also put on a "sensitivity act" just to fit someone else's
idea of an appealing quality.  Hmm...

Good luck,

Cari
(smithrud@ucsu.colorado.edu)
Organization: University of Illinois at Chicago
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 00:01:43 CST
From: David James Alexander Hanley <U16244@uicvm.uic.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: How can you get someone to go out with you...
 <93020.095326BKB111@psuvm.psu.edu> <93020.105605LJW110@psuvm.psu.edu>
 <8935@news.duke.edu>



In article <8935@news.duke.edu>, infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante) says:
>>Ditto that from me, too.  Don't give up on us females yet, Andy!!  =)
>>                                              ...Lori =)
>
>Gimme a reason.
>
>No, I'm not being argumentative.
>

  Well,, I guess the best way to get over woman problems is to get
a woman??  C'mon.  Everyone's a human being, and they're stuck with
it just like you are.  Never forget that.

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From: rstevew@deeptht.armory.com (Richard Steven Walz)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc,alt.sex,soc.culture.mexican
Subject: Re: Birthday Greeting Request
Date: 27 Jan 93 14:50:56 GMT
Organization: The Armory

In article <93025.163536ICEAS@ASUACAD.BITNET> ICEAS@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:
>All you net readers, help me wish my colleague Ana a Happy 40th Birthday!!!
>She thinks we all forgot (it was Sunday, Jan 24th), but we didn't.  Everyone
>out there, send her a "We're all so glad you're 40" wish!!!
>Thanks.
>
>Send To:  IADAMR@ASUACAD.INRE.ASU.EDU
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No! For all newbies on the net, please don't do this. It will flood her
mail and cause her grief with her sysadmin. Did you ever get a thousand
pieces of mail per day for three days???
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From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals.misc
Subject: Re: How can you get someone to go out with you...
Date: 25 Jan 93 17:10:49 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <lynx.3ez5@terapin.com> lynx@terapin.com (Debbie Caraway) writes:
>In article <93020.105605LJW110@psuvm.psu.edu>, Lori Wirfel
><LJW110@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
>>>> Dave you have a good point, Andy might as well keep trying...
>>
>>Ditto that from me, too.  Don't give up on us females yet, Andy!!  =)
>>                                              ...Lori =)
>@>-->---
>I know this is walking in on the middle of something i might regret....
>
>Seems to me that women giving up on guys makes more sense since few of them
>serve any worthwhile purpose.  And they can be so repulsively rude.  Unlike
>women in general, guys rarely maintain a visage pleasant to behold as they age.

Shyeah.

What?!

Stereotype mucho?

C'mon Debbie, gimme a break.  Of course there are machines that can perform
jsut as well as some men (yeah, you know what I'm talking about), but
why ya busting on me?

Regret it?  I doubt it.  But you really shouldn't have said
anything at all.

later.

andy