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Date:         Fri, 18 Dec 1992 09:41:00 CST
From:         I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK <CV01@SWTEXAS.BITNET>
Subject:      Twelve Days of Allmusic

   Before I leave for the holidays, I'd like to share one last "bit of
nostalgia for the old folks" (as FZ would say).  Those of you who've
been on the list for a while will understand the references.

   Happy holidays to all, and to all a good night ... er, morning.


      bye,
      cmv ("poet/philosopher chuck")


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       The Twelve Days of Allmusic

On the first day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
A canookie who gets naked to ski

On the second day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
Two concept albums, and a canookie who gets naked to ski.

On the third day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
Three disputes on dubbing, two concept albums,
And a canookie who gets naked to ski.

On the fourth day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
Four warning labels, three disputes on dubbing, two concept albums,
And a canookie who gets naked to ski.

On the fifth day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
Al-lan Holdsworth ...
Four warning labels, three disputes on dubbing, two concept albums,
And a canookie who gets naked to ski.

On the sixth day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
Six "unsubscribe me"'s
Al-lan Holdsworth ...
Four warning labels, three disputes on dubbing, two concept albums,
And a canookie who gets naked to ski.

On the seventh day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
Seven flamethrowers flaming, six "unsubscribe me"'s
Al-lan Holdsworth ...
Four warning labels, three disputes on dubbing, two concept albums,
And a canookie who gets naked to ski.

On the eighth day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
Eight ruxpins puking, seven flamethrowers flaming, six "unsubscribe me"'s
Al-lan Holdsworth ...
Four warning labels, three disputes on dubbing, two concept albums,
And a canookie who gets naked to ski.

On the ninth day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
Nine - Drubbers - drubbing,
Eight ruxpins puking, seven flamethrowers flaming, six "unsubscribe me"'s
Al-lan Holdsworth ...
Four warning labels, three disputes on dubbing, two concept albums,
And a canookie who gets naked to ski.

On the tenth day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
Ten requests for lyrics, nine - Drubbers - drubbing,
Eight ruxpins puking, seven flamethrowers flaming, six "unsubscribe me"'s
Al-lan Holdsworth ...
Four warning labels, three disputes on dubbing, two concept albums,
And a canookie who gets naked to ski.

On the eleventh day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
Eleven personal e-mails,
Ten requests for lyrics, nine - Drubbers - drubbing,
Eight ruxpins puking, seven flamethrowers flaming, six "unsubscribe me"'s
Al-lan Holdsworth ...
Four warning labels, three disputes on dubbing, two concept albums,
And a canookie who gets naked to ski.

On the twelfth day of Allmusic, Mike t.l.g. gave to me
Twelve quotas exceeded,
Eleven personal e-mails,
Ten requests for lyrics, nine - Drubbers - drubbing,
Eight ruxpins puking, seven flamethrowers flaming, six "unsubscribe me"'s
Al-lan Holdsworth ...
Four warning labels, three disputes on dubbing, two concept albums,
And da Beer  :*)
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