HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: joconnor@evax10.eng.fsu.edu (JAMES P O)
Subject: A sprinkler
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.3-4   
Reply-To: joconnor@evax10.eng.fsu.edu
Organization: Florida State University Computing Center
Date: 27 AUG 92 13:55:39    

	******warning maybe offensive to italian,blacks
        and chinese************************************


     What do you call five Italians, one china man, and
five black guys????

     a sprinkler......it goes...

      wop..wop..wop..wop..wop..chink..nig..nig..nig..nig..nig

   (say it aloud and fast)

James O'Connor                    DUKE BLUE DEVILS
Mech Engineering                         VS
FAMU/FSU College of Engineering  >>>----NOLES---->
JOCONNOR@EVAX10.ENG.FSU.EDU        SEPT 5    7:00
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jonh@david.wheaton.edu (Jonathan Hayward)
Subject: Yet another light bulb joke
Organization: Wheaton College, IL
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 12:41:26 GMT

Q: How many UseNetters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one.  You see, it's actually extremely simple, if you follow the
   guidelines of common sense...  uh...  oh, wait.  I forgot about all the
   people it takes to post responses saying "Me too!  I know how to do that!",
   one to post a blank followup article, one or two to post a note to
   comp.unix.wizards asking which way is clockwise and which is
   counterclockwise, about half a dozen to...

Note: I'm cutting off this joke here because a lot of people would get rather
annoyed at me if I posted a full list (1 meg in a single post).

################################################################################
# "God, give me mountains # "But the greatest   # Jonathan Hayward             #
# to climb and the        # of these is love."  # Jonathan_Hayward@wheaton.edu #
# strength for climbing." # I Corinthians 13:13 # jhayward@imsa.edu            #
################################################################################
From: slb3y@cc.usu.edu (Punk Rocketeer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: punchlines in search of jokes.
Date: 27 Aug 92 12:19:52 MDT
Organization: United Order of Non-joiners

     These are not intrinsically funny.  They sound like they could
be, with the right setup.  Anyone got a good one?

"I wouldn't mind so much if he wasn't always humming 'La Marsellaise'
in the bathroom."

"Ghost riders in disguise."

     Note:  The first is original.  The second a friend of mine wants
a joke to.  The best I can do is a bad pun about uncredited authors at
a masquerade.
-- 
Patrick S. Clark | When the world's in trouble I am not slow.
Email is life!   | So it's hip-hip-hip and away I go!
Usual Disclaimer | (You should know this one.)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: sykes@donner.uucp (25816-sykes)
Subject: Re: How fat is she?
Organization: Bellcore, Livingston, NJ
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 92 12:38:08 GMT

In article <1992Aug28.174840.2491@worldbank.org>, aki <aki@atlas.worldbank.org> writes:
> In article <torresce.715012130@craft.camp.clarkson.edu> Carlos E. Torres,
> torresce@craft.camp.clarkson.edu writes:
> >Your mother is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.
> ...or how about
> 
>    She's so fat, if you walk around her, you have to set you watch back
>     an hour!

   She's so fat that she's on BOTH sides of the family!
From: Brian R. O'Hern (BRO'HERN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Famous People's .sig
Date: 27 Aug 92 11:16:54 GMT
Expires: soon
Reply-To: ohernb@lonexb.rl.af.mil
Followup-To: same
Distribution: usa
Organization: USAF Rome Laboratory

Imagine the sigs of some well known folks:

"Flame me, Flame me, why don't you get a rope and claim me."
robin@williams.bondage.com.edy

"Unless otherwise noted, my opinions are those of my employer."
bushg@whitehouse.usa.reelectme

".sig file canceled due to lack of support"
perotr@filthy.rich

"She ain't heavy, she is my daughter."
allanw@keepit.in.family

 ----\  /-----\
 |    | |     |     ____
 |   /  |     |    /    \
 |---\  |     |   ( ++++ )
 |    | |     |    \____/
 |___/  \_____/
boj@baseball.football.yea.yea

"Center for the advancement of the football."
limbaughr@conservative.com.ment

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeee      eeeeeee       eeeeeee   eeeee  eeeeeee         eeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeee eeeee eeeeee  eeee eeeeeee  e eeee  eeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeee eeeee eeeee  eeeee  eeeeee  ee eee  eeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeee eeeee e eee         eeeeee  eee ee  eeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeee eeee  eeee  eeeeee  eeeeee  eeee e  eeeeeee eeeee e eeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeee      eeeee eeeeeeee  eeeee  eeeee   eeeeeee         eee  eeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
qualed@whitehouse.usa.spellcheck

"This is Bart Simpson's .sig. Where the hell is yours?"
underachiever@bartman.cartoon.eatmyshorts

This .sig commands R. E. S. P. E. C. T. !!
dangerfieldr@mother.inlawsugly.help.me



BRO'HERN (Electronics Engineer)
____________________________________________________________________________
           STD DISCLAIM APPLIES ('disClaim dat I make is no lie...)
Unless otherwise noted, I say what I say about what I think or thought with
total disregard for what the U. S. Air Force says or thinks and vice versa.
            "Keep it in your pants, don't let your meatloaf."
____________________________________________________________________________
From: David_Woodsworth@mindlink.bc.ca (David Woodsworth)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WANTED: answering-machine messages...
Date: 27 Aug 92 18:51:31 GMT
Organization: MIND LINK! - British Columbia, Canada
Distribution: world

"This is an answering machine.  You know what to do with it!"

We got a lot of interesting suggestions ...  :-)

--
The preceeding opinions are shareware and yours to try for 30 days.  If you
wish to continue using them after that time, please send $10.00 CDN to:

                  david_woodsworth@mindlink.bc.ca

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mgrmdk@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Subject: Re: You're Sooo Ugly Jokes
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 21:16:11 GMT


In article <1992Aug27.180135.2672@gtephx.UUCP> forda@gtephx.UUCP (Andrew  
Ford @ AGCS, Phoenix, Arizona) writes:
> In article <1992Aug22.000135.4666@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu>,  
ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz) writes:
> > 
> > I could stick yo' head in some dough, and make me some go-RILLA  
cookies!
> > 
> > I could put a piece of tracin' paper over yo' head, and draw me
> > a MOOSE face!
> > 
> You're uglier than the south end of a north-bound horse!
> 
> You're so ugly, the doctor who delivered you didn't know which
> end to slap!
> 
You're so ugly, the doctor slapped your mother instead!

Michael D. Kohlmeier			| Who cares if we die.  We die.
Assistant Networking Manager		| Life Goes On.
Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology	| My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter.
mgrmdk@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu		| Underdog is my hero.
From: andrew@teslab.lab.oz.au (Andrew Phillips)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: New Zealander joke
Date: 30 Aug 92 22:20:02 GMT
Organization: Technology Services, Chief Secretary's Dept, Sydney


What do New Zealand women use to attract New Zealand men?


Mint Sauce

[Explanation: New Zealand men are noted for their fondness of sheep.
Mint sauce is very often used on roast lamb.]
From: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 4 Sep 92 13:12:24 GMT
Reply-To: ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller)
Organization: St. Elizabeth Hospital, Youngstown, OH


In a previous article, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) says:

>In article <1992Sep3.020842.23955@news.ysu.edu> ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller) writes:
>>
>>In a previous article, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) says:
>>
>>
>>Now, one last time, I am in America, and I like religious humor.  I will
>>read it, and I will post it as I choose, as is my right.  If you don't
>>like it, TOO FUCKING BAD!!  Live with it...
>>-- 
>
>    Friend,
     ^^^^^^^
Interesting choice of salutation...I thought that term was reserved to those
who you respected, those who's rights you respect, even if you don't agree
with what they say.  You obviously do neither.

> so what cave did you grow up in, and why there is so much
>hatred in you?

That's the second time you have referred to "Hatred" in this thread.  Again,
I hate no one.  I simply find religion humorous, and like religious jokes,
the cruder, the better.  I do not hate religion...I just find that any
system which asks you to believe such outrageous claims to be ridiculous, and
worthy of humorous slamming.

> I don't have anything against religious jokes so long as
>they are not offensive, but why must we get so desperate to pull out
>the dirtiest laundry? Ye, Ye, I know GET THE F*** OF THE NETWORK IF
>YOU DON'T LIKE, have any better arguments?
>

I don't think I require any better argument than the first amendment,
And again, if you don't like it, DON'T READ IT!!!  

But don't come into a humor group, read posts that you know will be offensive
to you, and then whine because you are offended.

Now, again, I AM NOT GOING TO STOP POSTING AS I SEE FIT.  About this fact,
you can do one of two things:

A: ignore it
B: live with it.

-- 
*...your Friendly Neighborhood Atheist // "Peter...PETER!!  I can see    *
*      the KelleyMan:Kelley L. Miller // your house from here!"          *    
*                  ae642@yfn.ysu.edu // Jesus Christ, from the cross     *
****************Know God...No peace.  No God...Know peace.****************
From: knoblauch@rz-berlin.mpg.de (Klaus v. Knoblauch)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wanted: Hitchhikers Guide to the Net
Date: 28 Aug 92 08:22:06 GMT
Organization: Rechenzentrum MPG Berlin

In article <1992Aug20.125926.7626@spuddy.uucp>, baldric@spuddy.uucp (Stuart Tares) writes:
> 
> I remember reading a rip-off of The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy called
> The HitchHikers Guide to the Net (I think).  Does any one have a copy of this
> that they could either mail to me or post to the newsgroup ??
> 

A program "GuideNet" (The Guide - HHGTTKG) for MS-DOS is available for
anonymous FTP at:   Vela.ACS.Oakland.Edu   in   \pub\swbaker   .
GuideNet - articles and a FAQ are also found there. Check the newsgroup
alt.galactic-guide for continous info/fun.
if you cannot FTP - send me an email - I'll return you the prg. then.
			Cheers
				Klaus

> 
> Thanks in advance.
> 
'welcome
> 
> Stuart
> -- 
> *****************************************************************************
> Stuart Tares			baldric@spuddy.uucp
> Bovis Construction Limited		
> 				...!uunet!mcsun!uknet!axion!spuddy!baldric
> ********   Call Spuddy on 0203 638780 for Usenet Access in the UK.   ********
-- 
InterNet:  Knoblauch@rz-berlin.mpg.de
EAN     :  Knoblauch@mpimg-berlin.mpg.dbp.de
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> Half a bee, philosophically, must ipse facto half not be. But can it be an >
> entire bee, if half the bee is not a bee, due to some ancient injury?      >
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Monthy Phyton>>>>>>>>>>
Disclaimer: The above stated opinions are not necessarily shared by my
            employers. Some times not even by me.
From: lipscomb@lonestar.utsa.edu (David S. Lipscomb)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: ha 5
Date: 1 Sep 92 13:47:58 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: University of Texas at San Antonio

This was taken from 'THE NON-VIOLENT MAD' 1972.  Written by Larry Siegel.
                       THE MAD AIR TRAVEL PRIMER


                                   CHAPTER FIVE
                                  THE STEWARDESS

See the nice Stewardess.
She is explaining how to use the life preservers.
She tells you where to find them.
She tells you how to put them on.
She tells you how to inflate them.
She tells you that they may save your life.
She asks if there are any questions.
Here is something to think about:
When was the last time you read of an airliner
Crash-landing in the sea and staying afloat
Long enough for passengers to get out
And use those life preservers?
From: dlyon@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Darren Lyon)
Subject: Re: Fun with cats
Organization: Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia.
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 92 10:17:14 GMT

syspb@smartstar.com (Paul) writes:

>Try pouring some beer in a saucer, preferably warm beer with lots of fizz.
>Your cat will try to drink it.  Watch his reaction.

>Take 4 baggies and 4 rubber bands.  Put a baggie on each of your cats
>paws, and put the rubber band around it to hold it on (not too tight).
>When your cat trys to walk it looks pretty funny.

>Try taking a piece of fish, and putting tabasco sauce or some other
>hot sauce on it.  Then when the cat starts begging, give it to him.

>Another good trick is to get a mousetrap.  Bait the mousetrap with some
>tuna, and set it outside.  When a nosey neighbors cat comes along,
>he'll get a surprise.

>__

>Here's an old joke:

>How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
>Pour gasoline on him and light a match, Woof!

Here's another good idea about cats. Wrap sticky tape around their back
legs.

OR

Poke an orange peel in their face, watch them run.

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch)
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Organization: trunking_fixed
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:02:26 GMT

In article <1992Sep3.020842.23955@news.ysu.edu> ae642@yfn.ysu.edu (Kelley Miller) writes:
>
>In a previous article, marios@ecs.comm.mot.com (mario smarduch) says:
>
>
>Now, one last time, I am in America, and I like religious humor.  I will
>read it, and I will post it as I choose, as is my right.  If you don't
>like it, TOO FUCKING BAD!!  Live with it...
>-- 

    Friend, so what cave did you grow up in, and why there is so much
hatred in you? I don't have anything against religous jokes so long as
they are not offensive, but why must we get so desperate to pull out
the dirtiest laundry? Ye, Ye, I know GET THE F*** OF THE NETWORK IF
YOU DON'T LIKE, have any better arguments?
From: mem@bnr.co.uk (Michele Morris)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Riddles/One liners Wanted
Date: 27 Aug 92 14:55:58 GMT
Reply-To: mem@bnr.co.uk (Michele Morris)
Organization: BNR Europe Limited, London Road, Harlow, Essex, GB

In the referenced article earlyd@ee.byu.edu (David Early) writes:
>
>There are two men in a cabin on a mounatin.  Both men are
>dead.  What happened??

They died of boredom waiting for a joke to appear in Rec.humor?

Michele


*************************************************************************
email: M.E.Morris@bnr.co.uk    phone: +44 279 429531   fax: +44 279 441551
BNR Europe Limited, London Road, Harlow, Essex, CM17 9NA, England.

        I think it's kind of interesting the way things get to be.
        The way the people work with their machines.
**************************************************************************
From: ara@wam.umd.edu (Ford Prefect)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Hiya
Date: 4 Sep 92 13:43:49 GMT
Organization: University of Maryland, College Park

In article <186g52INNo4q@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu> rxv8@po.CWRU.Edu (Radha Venkat) writes:
>
>I was wondering if anyone could help me. I have a very funny
>Physics teacher who loves humor files from this board. Does
>anyone have anything that would be of interest to a undergrad
>professor of Physics? (Having connection with the subject, of
>course!) If so, I would be much indebted to you if you could
>mail them to me at rxv8@po.cwru.edu.
>
>	Thanks in advance -- I love this group. :)
>
>
>		Radha Venkat

Talk about Brown Nosing!  Must have failed that test eh?
Xref: sparky rec.humor:27030 soc.culture.polish:2121
From: mir@opera.chorus.fr (Adam Mirowski)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: 26 Aug 92 13:38:08 GMT
Reply-To: mir@opera.chorus.fr (Adam Mirowski)
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Chorus systemes, Saint Quentin en Yvelines, France

In article <BtHpCL.5wz@ireq.hydro.qc.ca>, beaurega@ireq.hydro.qc.ca (Denis Beauregard) writes:
%%
%% Any Hungarian joke ahead?
%% 
%% If this can give some hint : a national hero (and perhaps considered as a
%% founder of the nation) in Hungary is Attila the Hun.  Except for
%% Attila acted like a lot of virus (where he was, nothing grew again), I
%% don't see anything (or any musical joke with the Hungarian dance?).

Yes, "A rhapsody from Hunger", by Spike Jones.

%% 
%% Anyway, I am not Hungarian myself, just hungry (break time...)

You did it again... :-)

-- 
Adam Mirowski,  mir@chorus.fr (FRANCE),  tel. +33 (1) 30-64-82-00 or 74
Chorus systemes, 6, av.Gustave Eiffel, 78182 Saint-Quentin-en-Yvelines CEDEX
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.polish,alt.censorship
From: ted@dgbt.doc.ca (Ted Grusec)
Subject: Re: BB (was Re: Polack joke)
Organization: The Communications Research Centre
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 92 03:35:30 GMT

In article <1992Sep2.174112.17012@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> mzabel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark A Zabel) writes:
>
>     Wait!  Didn't this thread start out as a joke about BBs in
>a batch of cookies?  What I want to know is why the second
>poster didn't know what BBs were, but was familiar with the
>phrase 'jerking off.'
>
BBs are not universal in the species.

-- 
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  Compuserve: 73607,1576  (613) 998 2762   Fax (613) 993 8657
From: kyrie@coos.dartmouth.edu (Thomas S. Marlowe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Tom Marlowe is a dork
Date: 26 Aug 92 01:57:43 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

Karl.R.Kistler@dartmouth.edu (Karl R. Kistler) writes:

>I knew Matt Cheney, Matt Cheney lives down the hall from me, and you're
>no Matt Cheney!

Thanks God!

(and you are still alive after living down the hallway from him?)

Tell me this:  
1) how many times did he threaten your life or give you deathly looks?
2) how many times did he threaten his own life or stab himself in the
arm?   <bruahhahhahah!  Nothing like the look on his face when he says, 
"Oh shit.  I didn't mean to puncture the skin" when he pulls out 
an inch of knife blade from his skin and asks ever so politely for a 
napkin, meanwhile gushing blood.  :>

Who is Karl Kistler, anyway?

TSM

--
"Law and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice, and that when
they fail to do this they become dangerously structured dams that block
the flow of social progress." -  Martin Luther King, Jr
------------------>Thomas.S.Marlowe@Dartmouth.edu<-----------------------
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: razor@.cray.com (Ray Martin)
Subject: ice breaker
Originator: razor@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 30 Aug 92 22:17:58 CDT

Here is something that I have used to break the ice on a first date.
This is an action/participation type so you need to be able to visualize
the setting.  First of all the location is important, but will work in
a number of locations.  The best so far has been at my date's parents' 
house, with them and a few other relatives present (grandparents are
good).  Now you ask your date to stand in the middle of the room, bend
over, then spell run three times fast.

Now all I have to do is keep the ice melted to get that elusive second
date.


-- 
razor@oregon.cray.com (Ray Martin)	 Only 15,718 days until retirement!
From: breaker@pdnfido.fidonet.org (Guy Sisalli)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Need Dan Quayle jokes...
Date: 27 Aug 92 16:51:35 GMT
Organization: The Source for Source Pub Access Unix

In article <1992Aug25.120325.11968@njitgw.njit.edu> lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu (lawrence finkel cis stnt) writes:
>In article <1992Aug24.214257.22819@fid.morgan.com> joec@fid.morgan.com (Joe Collins) writes:
>>Subject says it all....do you have any?
>>
>>Thanks,
>>
>>Joe
>>joec@morgan.com
>
>I thought he already was!
>
>-- 
>#-----------------------------------------------------------------------------#
>#                     Lawrence Finkel: lxf8351@hertz.njit.edu                 #
>#   "Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced."   #
>#-----------------------------------------------------------------------------#

Me too! Me too! Ohh! Ohh!

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: osinski@chtm.eece.unm.edu (Marek Osinski)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Date: Fri, 04 Sep 92 20:03:15 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Aug29.125952.1@research.ptt.nl> mschenk@research.ptt.nl (Mike Schenk +31 70 33 23926) writes:

>If you don't 
>like people crossposting to soc.culture.polish (BTW does a polish 
>culture exist?) ....
>
What makes you doubt it, Mike? 

Marek Osinski
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: anton@gagme.chi.il.us (Andrzej Borowiec)
Subject: Re: Polack joke
Originator: anton@gagme
Organization: Gagme Public Access UNIX, Chicago, Illinois.
Date: Wed, 2 Sep 1992 07:12:46 GMT

In article <21661@nntp_server.ems.cdc.com> you@ems.cdc.com writes:
>In article <2005@gvgspd.GVG.TEK.COM>, kjs@gvgspd.GVG.TEK.COM (Kevin J. Shuholm) writes:
>|> Could somebody please repost the joke?  I missed it and I'd probably get
>|> MUCH more enjoyment out of the flame wars if I knew the joke (or
>|> offsense, insult...) :-)
>
>Yes, but would you understand it? 
>
>o r
>
>S h o u l d   I   T y p e   r e a l    s l o w?

Oh my, oh my, oh my,
type how?
Slowly?
How slowly?
Really slowly?
Organization: Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 21:23:15 -0400 
From: Thomas Omar Smith <ts2a+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
	<1992Aug31.022830.1666@bohra.cpg.oz.au>

als@bohra.cpg.oz.au (Anthony Shipman) writes:
>gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
>
>>Tolerance is a Christian ethic.
>
>	Never has been.

That should be corrected to "In theory, tolerance is a Christian ethic".

					Tom the non hacker
					Kemp in 96!
					"If patriotism is the last refuge
					of scoundrels,  Then environmentalism
					is the current refuge of totalitarians."
					Bob Jackson
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: jac9@po.CWRU.Edu (Jason A. Cline)
Subject: Re: The Rodeo Song (I think all of it)
Reply-To: jac9@po.CWRU.Edu (Jason A. Cline)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sun, 23 Aug 92 18:13:41 GMT


In a previous article, hamling@mdcbbs.com (Griff Hamlin III) says:

>
>Thanks to all who responded to my plea ( I guess maybe this thing really
>does work .... Nah).
>
>I believe these to be the entire set of lyrics to the song, although I
>still don't know who does it, or where you can get it.
>
Well, the "group" that does it is called Showdown on the label of the 
collection that I have with that song on it. The collection is Dr. Demento's 
Dementia Royale, tho the cursing is bleeped out. The inside of the cover
gives the in depth info that it is done by Gaye Delorme for Pet-Mac Publishing 
BMI. Hope this reply isn't painfully outdated I just returned from summer.
Skol,

-- 
Jason Cline|  "I've been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true,
jac9       |   Wanted a woman never bargained for you, Lotsa people talking,
"Bonzo"    |   Few of them know, soul of a woman was created below"
"I never killed anybody that didn't...deserve it." -Frank White 'King of N.Y.'
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: stein@hal.nta.no (Stein Kulseth FBA)
Subject: Re: Cannibal Jokes
Organization: Norwegian Telecom Research
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 92 15:37:25 GMT

Missionary: So you claim to be civilized?

Cannibal: Yees!

Missionary: But, you still eat human flesh!

Cannibal: Yees, but noow we use de knife and foork!

-- 
stein.kulseth@nta.no (Norwegian Telecom Research)
   'When murders are committed by mathematics, they can be solved by
   mathematics. Most of them aren't, and this one wasn't'
   - Nick Charles (Dashiell Hammett's "The Thin Man")
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