HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: lucy@beaufort.sfu.ca (Lucy Chan)
Subject: Re: Magic Johnson
Organization: Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, B.C., Canada
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1992 20:20:33 GMT

heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:

>With a name like that how can you expect him to NOT be promiscuous?

Yeah, I've always lusted after guys named Earvin.

L.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Arcane Knowledge)
Subject: Re: un-prhase of the 90's
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 23:55:21 GMT

In article <4565@gorn.echo.com> drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno) writes:
*"I like my women like I like my sugar: sweet, white and refined."

I like my women like I like my hamburgers: hot, juicy and wrapped in
styrofoam.


Mark "I could think of a million of these" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Short, shameful confession
Date: 25 Jul 92 05:16:46 GMT
Organization: Gods of the Greataway

and i quote mathew@mantis.co.uk (mathew): 
-When I heard that the Pope was ill, my first thought was "Wouldn't it be
-funny if it turned out that he had caught AIDS through a brief unsafe sexual
-encounter with a prostitute?"

"All right!  Who's been fondling the pope lately?"

							not 'til tomorrow

-- 
     David Bedno		       	             drseuss@gorn.echo.com
"It was a beautiful, almost poetic way to cap what had been a textbook career
of brilliant, original mathematical insights punctuated with outbursts of
random, deeply unhinged violence."                - olin.shivers@h.cs.cmu.edu
From: Jim.Davies@prg.ox.ac.uk (A Wooden Fish on Wheels)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: a cure for cancer, yeah, but pirates?
Date: 25 Jul 92 15:09:04 GMT
Organization: Foundations for the Laboratory of Computer Science, Oxford
In-reply-to: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU's message of 24 Jul 92 20:36:00 GMT


In article <...> rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Waste of space) writes:

   wait, carasso. let me get this straight. the clash are fags, but the cure
   are cool?

   OH PLEASE.

Oh please, what?  I'm sorry, I don't understand your request.  In
fact, the rest of your message doesn't make any sense.  Even at the
young turk's bizarre.  Please explain. 

   the cure is the biggest bunch of whiny no talent butt pirates to 
   hit the scene scene since culture club. 

These are people who steal cigarette butts on the open seize, and
roll them all together for a real nico-teen blast?  Young velvets,
jack tars of gothic britpop, sailing under the Jolly Roger?

And then America discovers them, just like Chris Columbus, and
welcomes them to the Scene Scene.  Which used to be called the
Culture Club?  Boy George, your dates are ugly.

   but you can still play our home game.....

No thanks.  I don't play with hetero pond scum like you.   

Jim 

   -> who still enjoys the occasional fag

--
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Past Student of Joan Livingston")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: System Administrator Nightmare
Date: 21 Jul 92 21:47:53 GMT
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    I just got mail from the amateur people who administer one of the
Linguistics Department machines.  She's complaining that the root
filesystem is nearly full and wants to know if she can free up some
space by throwing away a big file.  The big file she wants to throw away
is the disk image of the operating system.

--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22688 alt.politics.bush:2 alt.politics.clinton:167
From: matt@ra.oc.com (Matthew Lyle)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: 22 Jul 92 00:20:53 GMT
Organization: OpenConnect Systems, Dallas, TX

rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:
>just to get the fire going for this new group:
>
>	Clinton is a homo.

Gee... why don't you say something that will throw jet fuel on
the fire... :)

>_________________________________________________________________
>Bob D. Crane
>Research Programmer,			Programmer		
>Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
>Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
>University of Illinois
>	
>E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
>_______________________________________________________________

>"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
>			you are he"   
>	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.




-- 
Matthew Lyle                                           matt@oc.com
Technical Support Specialist                           matt@utdallas.bitnet
West/SW/SE/Mid Atlantic Region (*Phew*)
OpenConnect System, Dallas, Texas                      (214) 490-4090
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22646 alt.prose:982 alt.butt.harp:176
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.prose,alt.butt.harp
Subject: RICHH & PAUL:  TRUE STORY
Date: 21 Jul 92 20:14:23 GMT
Followup-To: alt.prose.d
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)


                           TRUE STORY

     I was tending bar at the Chestnut Street Bar & Grill in West
Philly one Thursday night.  There was a lull at the bar and I used
the break to empty a case of whipped cream in the walk-in.  When I
came back up it was still slow so I told Drew to cover for me as I
was heading outside to spark a doob and top off the nitrous buzz. 
     I was unaware that someone else had overheard me.  I came out
from behind the bar, walked out and lit the joint in the parking
lot.  I took a deep drag and enjoyed the night air.  
     "Hey, are you gonna pass that thing or what?"
     I turned and saw a young man I recognized from the bar.  
     "Yeah, sure.  Here you go."  I passed it to him.  
     One drag-- goodbye.  
     "Rich!"
     "Paul.  Got any more?"  We got into my pinata and beat it.
     Barangus!
     "I can't believe it.  Richie H, how long's it been for you?"
     "Since..?"
     "Yup.  Since."
     "Long time."
     "Same."
     "Damn straight."
     "Uh huh."
     "Still tuna run dreep."
     I looked Rich over and couldn't believe it.  It had been a
cool decade since we'd been best friends in ninth grade and he
still wore that same aviator cap, puka beads, and camp shorts(yup,
safety key-ring and his mom had marked his name in Braille into the
waistband.  This itched him non-stop and he kept saying, "Damn you
Edison.")
     "I've heard stories..."
     "Vague rumors!"
     "...about you...
     "Innuendo, calumny!"
     "...from your grandmother..."
     "Slander, lies!"
     "...on the high holidays."
     "Hogwash!"
     "Rich, Is it true you got arrested for taxidermy evasion?"
     "Naw, I took the rap for a travelling circus."
     "No shit.  I did three to five at Hopscotch."
     "Isn't that..."
     "Yup, closed Mondays."
     "You live nearby?  I get off in an hour."
     We returned to the bar and I sent over to Rich's table a
myriad of primordial shots--heavy on esters and msg.  Behind the
bar, customers squealed for refills while Drew painted his nails
the color of Somerset Maugham.  
     The crowd was riled up so I called Rich over, handed him three
dollar bills and told him to hit the jukebox.  After hearing
"Yakkety Yak" and "Cabaret" twelve times responsively, the crowd
thinned and we closed early.  I invited Rich back to my place.
     I was shacking up with a barmaid and her puppets.  I mixed up
a pitcher of evenfloe and warmed spoon bread.  
     "Paul, tell me the mooseturd story again.  That's the best."
     "Will you settle for the punch line?"
     "Yeah yeah yeah whatever whatever."
     "But it's good."
     "Har har, that *is* the best."
     
a RICHH/Paul joint
--every word is true I swear it
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: un-prhase of the 90's
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 17:45:48 GMT

880139h@dragon.acadiau.ca (Rob Hutten) writes:


>drseuss@gorn.echo.com (David Bedno) writes:

>>*"I like my women like I like my sugar: sweet, white and refined."

>and grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Arcane Knowledge) writes:
>>I like my women like I like my hamburgers: hot, juicy and wrapped in
>>styrofoam.

I like my women like I like my computers: with a Intel 486 CPU, Super
VGA monitor, 9600 baud modem, and 8 megs of memory.

mark

Should I be getting out more?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: RICHH:  BANDE DE CHAMEAUX!
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 92 18:05:59 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Keywords: The Nose

Didier Cremeiux, principal artist behind Camel's geared-to-kiddies
Old Joe ad campaign, said "I don't care if every 14-year-old girl
in America gets cancer--I'm French."

Indeed.

RICHH
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: open letter to Roger David Carasso
Date: 24 Jul 92 19:22:46 GMT
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: cj@eno.corp.sgi.com's message of 23 Jul 92 22:55:30 GMT


In article <nlvthjk@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:

   ---
   Quit it.  Stop crossposting your stupidity attractors.
   Or if you do it, set followups OUT of t.b.  We'll read
   the other groups to watch the idiots writhe on your hook
   if we're interested.  Or why not make "alt.fan.carasso" 
   and use that instead?

   This is why I'd like you to stop:

   - Shitting in your own newsgroup is only performance art

   - t.b's reputation is smeared enough without you giving

   - I'm sick of coping with the angry people in other groups.



Other reasons:

 - it disses CJ

 - it makes me waste that much more time while not doing any work.

And the number one reason:

 - YOU DIDN'T PUT MISC.TEST IN THE FOLLOWUP SO WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE
   SATISFACTION OF WATCHING THE STUPID GITS CHOKE ON THEIR OWN POST,
   SQUIRMING IN THE CYBERNETIC FLAMES OF NEWBIE HELL.
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Complete this sentence
Date: 28 Jul 92 18:19:00 GMT
Reply-To: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com
Organization: Abiogenesis 4 Less

In article <7929@dirac.physics.purdue.edu>, sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto) writes:
# gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley) writes:
# > <t.b personality> is the <famous or infamous person or fictional character>
# > of talk.bizarre.
# 
# I'm having trouble with this.  Let me change it to:
#   <t.b personality> is ______ crossed with ______.

# sho is _____ crossed with _____.

I submit that sho is Terry Gilliam crossed with Stanley Kubrick.

Killfile me now.

-- 
J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
Space Systems/Loral

"In space, I would make hi-fi gravity waves to transmit my compositions
to people in their sealed spacesuits, who would automatically dance."
                                   -- Bill Gibson (billbill@wetware.com)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Subject: Re: I Am
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 04:39:43 GMT

lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman) writes:

>I am the least followed-up, the least flamed, and probably a bunch-of-
>other-epithets poster on talk.bizarre.

You're in everyone's killfile.

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
even mine
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: uk.misc,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Request information
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:43:09 GMT
Followup-To: uk.misc,talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In UK.MISC article <mf3mb5k4@csv.warwick.ac.uk> espdm@warwick.ac.uk
(RANGANATHA RAO GURURAJ) writes:

#  I am interested in making a few purchases of the following items. 
#  
#  1. Flute - ordinary and button-type (is there one like that?)
#  
#  2. Window type airconditioner of 1.5 tons capacity
#  
#  3. Doctor's stethoscope

Let me guess.  You are going to hook the air-compressor up to the flute
in your office, and then stand in the next office listening to it
through the wall with the stethoscope. 

-- Ken "Real life is bizarre" Johnson


-- 
                          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
We won't be meeting again ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
On the slow train,        ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
On the slow train.        ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: ridiculous hint
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 31 Jul 92 10:24:20 MST


	when brushing your teeth, turn the water on just slightly before you
	spit out the toothpaste. this will prevent it from sticking to the 
	wash basin and save you from have to wash it down later.


	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. <----this is your brain on drugs. duh.
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Past Student of Joan Livingston")
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Advice?
Date: 21 Jul 92 21:15:53 GMT
Followup-To: soc.culture.vietnam
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu's message of 17 Jul 92 04:07:33 GMT

In article <1992Jul17.040733.9940@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> an072@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Richard White) writes:
   I have been asked to discover a potential
   enemy to justify a $300 billion defense budget and I think I'm over my
   head. Can anyone point me in the right direction?

Vietnam.

Worked good the first time, right?

Followups to soc.culture.vietnam.
--

                And for to see, and eke for to be seye
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: jfw@jfwhome.FUNHOUSE.COM (John F. Woods)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: Misanthropes-R-Us
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 16:23:51 GMT

In <9207240850.03@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>but Clinton could very easily make
>things worse.  Check out his record as governor.

"Sax and Violins" on the Polyarc label, as I recall.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: leavitt@cheshire.oxy.edu (Thomas VanNess Leavitt)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Organization: Occidental College, Los Angeles, CA 90041 USA.
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 09:48:29 GMT

Any comments on the idea that the virus is spreading so rapidly among
the heterosexual population in SE Asia and Central Africa because it has
mutated to become more suspectible to heterosexual transmission.

You know, I think SE Asia is an indicator... considering that the West
has practically turned the entire area into one giant brothel, for wealthy
heterosexual men, that AIDS is rampant, and was introduced by Westerners,
and that it was probably spread by them... what does that say about it's
true prevalence in Western heterosexual populations?

Thom

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: fusco@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Andrew Fusco)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 17:12:35 GMT

bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt) writes:

>In article <1992Jul29.165111.11674@ucsu.Colorado.EDU>, fusco@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Andrew Fusco) writes:
># If AIDS can be compared to the bubonic plague, as you suggest, then perhaps
># we should quarantine all AIDS sufferers. With the rising numbers of AIDS
># patients suffering from an incurable strain of TB, which could be quite
># contagious, maybe this is the way to go.

>Congratulations, you FUCKHEAD! You just pressed *my* favorite joy
>button!

My, my. I suppose certain ideas just can't even be discussed! I don't know
about the success rates of other quarantines, but I'm sure we can agree that
a successful quarantine of AIDS sufferers would certainly slow down the
spread of the disease tremendously.

Quarantining people is an unfortunate but reasonable conclusion when faced
with an epidemic such as this. 

I don't care how emotional people get over this topic, because I believe
it is an idea worth discussing if we are EVER to seriously combat this
disease.

-ACF
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Subject: Big Hairy Pussy
Reply-To: waldbyjf@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 19:51:52 GMT

You all try to be so intelligent and use big words. You try to play the
old phrases and join the group. Where's your individuality? Where's your
animal instinct? Revert to your origins and stop building worlds of shit.
Tear down your empty structures of words. Enjoy life and stop trying to
always be on top.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Subject: Re: Ripley's "Believe It or Not!" -- anagram
Reply-To: al037@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Dave Polewka)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 23:00:05 GMT


In a previous article, poser@vxdsyc.desy.de (Till Poser) says:

>I ain't gonna study war no more.

Shame on you, you quitter!

Bundesrepublik Deutschland -- anagram
*************************************
  Huns build'n deep lard buckets.
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-- 
=======================
"Endeavor to persevere"
=======================
From: vail@tegra.COM (Johnathan Vail)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Allen Newell is Dead!
Date: 21 Jul 92 18:31:55 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,misc.test,misc.jobs.offered
Organization: Tegra, Inc., Billerica, MA
In-reply-to: rdc@netcom.com's message of 21 Jul 92 01:37:13 GMT


In article <8+dm3dh.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane) writes:

    )artifacial inteligence, the theory of nerd cognition and development of



I have no joke here, I just like saying ``nerd cognition''.



nerd cognition.  there, I said it again.
From: mhnavarr@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re:
Date: 28 Jul 92 11:32:26 EST

adjusting kill file
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:23036 alt.politics.bush:117 alt.politics.clinton:464
From: parrish@helios.ecn.purdue.edu (paRtiCLe maN)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
Subject: Re: BUSH
Date: 23 Jul 92 17:32:49 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:
>Please, Elan - how has Bush even started us on this road to greatness?  Do you 
>call the growing AIDS crisis, the LA riots, the deepening economic problems
>GREAT?

ACK!

What is this shit?

Get some help!

ninny.

particle man.


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
--
Stephen Parrish
Purdue University    
School of Nuclear Engineering 
parrish@gn.ecn.purdue.edu _or_ ysp@inel.gov
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: What Pisses Me Off
Keywords: stupid naming conventions
Date: 24 Jul 92 21:49:17 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute

jperry@oahu.cs.ucla.edu (John Perry) writes:
>
>  I hate when people name their kids something that goes with their last name
>  to make some stupid cutesy little expression.  For example, I once knew
>  a woman named "Noel Blanco" (white Christmas).  When my next door neighbors
>  the Snaps had a daughter, my father kept trying to talk them into naming 
>  her Ginger.  So I killed him.
>
>  John


Why do you say so you killed him, you fucking moron?  What kind of
shithead would say what you did.  Have a clue, take two, they're
small.  Like you brain you shithead bastard.



-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
From: sfm1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (SCOTT F. MASTROIANNI)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Rictus Hep Fails His Escape
Date: 31 Jul 92 01:48:30 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

Rictus doesn't specify that the hacksaw blade sawn into his sock should be
bi-metal and fails to cut through even a single bar.
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jdavidso@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Jeff Davidson)
Subject: Re: one line bio
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 17:01:19 GMT

Distribution: world

In article <7877@dirac.physics.purdue.edu> sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho  
Kuwamoto) writes:

*1) Perhaps my article was badly written, but all I meant to
*   imply was that there were people on t.b who would
*   devastate Mr. "Jello Biafra" in musical one-upsmanship,
*   not that I would be the one to do so.
*
*2) The reason I asked Herr Brewmeister to stop with the
*   musical one-upsmanship is because I find long arguments
*   about "my music is better than yours" to be, um,
*   pointless.  So I'm proud of you from being from, as you
*   put it, *seattle*, but let's not get started, ok?
*
*-Sho
*-- 
*sho@physics.purdue.edu <<-- Don't mess with me, man!  I live in
*                            Lafayette, IN, musical mecca of Tippecanoe
*                            County!  Er....

When I read this I thought that this was the most *polite* way of saying "fuck  
off and die, shithead" that I have seen in some years.
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