From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now those Jester's
Date: 16 Oct 92 18:43:56 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <DJOHNSON.92Oct15171434@cayenne.gac.edu>, djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
> In article <1992Oct15.035509.22133@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) is really boring, and any halfway intelligent person will stop right now before reading this.  Well, Don't say I didn't warn you:
> .In article <DJOHNSON.92Oct14201313@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
> .>In article <1992Oct13.172021.11324@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
> .>.In article <1992Oct13.081016.622@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
> .>.>(David A. Joiner) writes:
> .>.>>(Jester) writes:
> .>.>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jesse James ) holds up a train:
> .>.>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Slimedog) liks:
> .>.>>>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jockstrap) fits really tight:
> .>.>>>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) spits in the face of danger:
> .>.>>>>>>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) vomits extrudinous bbody parts:
> .>.>>>>>>>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) leaps onto the tracks and snags the fair maiden just in time to pull her out of the way of the rapidly approaching super-bullet train:
> .>.>>>>>>>}>}jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:

{ a whole lot of obnoxious irrelevant stuff deleted}
> 
> AARRRGGG!!!!  You're deliberately baiting me, I can feel it...I say
> I'm a certificate, and he tells me I'm a non-certificate.  Well, I'll
> just remain calm.  Nope, no need to get upset, its just a little
> thing.  Nope nope nope.  I'm perfectly calm... Sigh.  I don't want to
> insult him, or slap him, or *punch* him, or STAB him, or MAUL HIM WITH
> A TIGER, or SHOVE A GRENADE DOWN HIS THROAT OR KILL KILL KILL!!!!
> AIIGGHH!!!  MURDER!  BLOOD!  PHLEGM!  KILL!!!  HATE EVIL SATAN HURT
> MAIM SPURTING BLOOD!!!!! AARRRGGG!!!

A tad bit touchy today, are we? I think we should calm down and try to
remain collected in our thoughts before we unwittingly destory someone
else's life, right? So we are going to lie down here and quietly......
> 
> .>.>>>>>>>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
> .>.>>>>>>>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
> .>.>>>>>>>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
> .>.>>>>>>>}>this means war....
> .>.>>>>>>>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
> .>.>>>>>>>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
> .>.>>>>>>>waterbaloons..
> .>.>>>>>>What about point-ed sticks...
> .>.>>>>>nope..especially not them....they can destroy all the ammo...
> .>.>>>>(in politician's voice) We must do everything in our power
> .>.>>>>to put an end to the "point-ed sticks race"! I propose unilateral
> .>.>>>>point-ed stick dulling. Let this be the first step towards a new
> .>.>>>>world order where people everywhere don't have to live in fear
> .>.>>>>of point-ed sticks! Maybe future generations will no longer need
> .>.>>>>waterballoons for their security, but until then let it be known
> .>.>>>>that we are willing the take this major stride into the world
> .>.>>>>of the future!! (I'm sorry, what was the question, again?)
> .>.>>>looks its radicals like you that cause unrest, and if you mean by
> .>.>>>that utlization of an obscure political party to demean my sanity..
> .>.>>>well....you did......
> .>.>>Are you calling me a radical?  Just because I belong to
> .>.>>the communist party, marched for free drugs, and spit on
> .>.>>the queen for fun you misersable little shit.
> .>.>>I think pointed sticks are great!  just the think to
> .>.>>change the minds of reactionary twits like yourself!
> .>.>>when the revolution comes
> .>.>I'll take a dozen.
> .>.Will you be having fries with those pointy sticks?
> .>Yeah, and make sure you include ketchup.  The last serving
> .>wench...er...Attendant I had didn't give me ketchup, and I..OOO...I..I
> .>RIPPED HER THROAT OUT WITH A STEAL HOOK AND TIED HER FEET TO THE APPLE
> .>TREE IN THE BACK NEXT TO THE GARBAGE BIN ON THE LEFT WITH THE LITTLE
> .>POINTY THINGS THAT CAN POKE YOU AND THAT HURTS AND SHE BLEED ALL OVER
> .>THE PETUNIAS!!!!
> .I'm sorry, we're all out of catsup.
> 
> Thats alright, perhaps next time.  I went to AA, you know.
> Axemurderers Anonymous.
> 
> .>.>>>>>>>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
> .>.>>>>>>>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
> .>.>>>>>>>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
> .>.>>>>>>>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
> .>.>>>>>>>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
> .>.>>>>>>>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
> .>.>>>>>>Jamus fnord How about the Navy, then? (in cream sauce)
> .>.>>>>>Jester aka nope...they are all weenie poofy people.....
> .>.>>>>E Jams nerak (from the a.f.m-p charter):
> .>.>>>>	Rule 6: There is NO RU
> .>.>>Rule 8: How to defend yourself against a man armed wit a banana.
> .>.>>>>	Rule 7: NO POOFTAS!!!
> .>.>>dave smurf my editors dying, my editors dying!
> .>.>Ratboy aka Rule 9.
> .>.dave smurf number 9...number 9...number 9...
> .>Dan aka Stop it, that's really really aggravating!
> .dave smurf number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9
> .number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...
> .number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...
> 
> Dan aka I said STOP IT!!!
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>     ^^^
>    Dave's
> #9 dissertation
> Cowering in fear