From: ali@utrcv1 (ALI BABA)
Subject: Re: Mahin khAnoum roush nemisheh!
Organization: United Technologies Research Center
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 18:12:40 GMT

In article <1992Oct7.135440.12349@Princeton.EDU>, bsadeghi@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Behzad Sadeghi) writes...
>In article <1992Oct7.130240.15340@wuecl.wustl.edu> seyyed@wuee1.wustl.edu (Seyyed Mahdavian) writes:
>>In article <6OCT199222064473@reg.triumf.ca> mahin@reg.triumf.ca  writes:
>>
>>>My favourite mosalmoon writes:
>>    ^^^^^^^^^
>>ey bAbA, ajab ghalati kardam hA! hAlA bikhe rishe khodam gir kard!
>>
>>>And as for you Seyyed joon, well, these conventional methods don't work on
>>>me dear.
>>
>>Look Miss Mahin, I am not your "joon" or "dear" OK? Now don't worry, I am
>
>^^^
>>going to find you a husband. Believe me these methods work. It's a public
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>forum and lots of people read this newsgroup. There might be a chance that
>>at least one of them hit his head to a wall or something and come forward
>>to khAstegAri you. Shahrokh fears that you might not like his zaboune
>>alkan, but don't worry inghadr zaboun berizam tA yA shahrokh yA yek ... dige
>>peydA beshe dast bAlA begire.
>>AhAy ayyoha nAs, yek nafar mahze rezAye khodA biyAd in torshi bAdemjoun ro
>>az sare mA vAz koneh. bekhodA shohar delesh mikhAd, faghat roush nemisheh!
>>
>>Seyyed.
>
>if i am not mistaking, seyyed, we have a name in farsi, for people
>who perform such services, i think it is called jaa**sh. and i think
>that the sci ahaalee have not given you enough credit, for your mastery
>in this field.
>
>behzad
>
Dear Behzad;
Baba ghYsar khane shoma kotah beyaied
Since you know the word and like Mahin alot, do mahin a favor and  take the
job, even though the name is awful but the money is wonderful.
By the way, after two hours of meeting with Amoo and Sogoly last night at
ghahvah khaneh, Amoo agreed to let Mahin  who left Iran at a young age
and never got to have a good taste of Iranian men and their (gooshty logic)
to come and entertain at the ghahveh khaneh on Saturday and Sunday nights,
unfortunately not on  Friday night because according to Sogholi's belief
and the old legend Iranian men's (ghooshti logic) gets more aggresive and
dangerous on (shabeh joomeh) and that's not going to be a pleasant for
Mahin's first Iranian close encounter.
After another meeting with Agha javad, he agreed to let us use his sign.
we will be hanging a red computerized sign on (drabe shomaly ghahvah
khoneh)
saying "Khanoom rashti reseed" oops! sorry guys, "Brenje rashti reseed"
So join us this saturday and sunday night at Amoo's Ghahvah Khaneheh where
Mahin will try to tame Mashe ghafoor's 12" ghooshti logic using Einstein's
law. We are all sure she will have a happy life and won't feel like (torshi
baademjoon) after her first Iranian close encounter.
P.S.
Due to aid disease, bring your own (baadkoonek) for protection and
Use the back-door as an emergency door in case of police raids or
Sogholi's arrival.

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