From: djohnson@hecate.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: and now those Jester's
Date: 17 Oct 92 01:43:06 GMT
 du><DJOHNSON.92Oct14201313@cayenne.gac.edu><1992Oct15.035509.22133@ringer.cs.utsa.edu><1992Oct16.124751.7105@DIALix.oz.au>
Organization: People Named Chuck Anonymous
In-reply-to: meetch@DIALix.oz.au's message of Fri, 16 Oct 92 12:47:51 GMTLines: 105

In article <1992Oct16.124751.7105@DIALix.oz.au> meetch@DIALix.oz.au (Mitchell Brandsma) writes:
.djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) wields his pointy thingy:
.>In article <DJOHNSON.92Oct14201313@cayenne.gac.edu> djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu (Daniel P Johnson) writes:
.>>In article <1992Oct13.172021.11324@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> djoiner@lonestar.utsa.edu (David A. Joiner) writes:
.>>.In article <1992Oct13.081016.622@tamsun.tamu.edu> mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver) writes:
.>>.>(David A. Joiner) writes:
.>>.>>(Jester) writes:
.>>.>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jesse James ) holds up a train:
.>>.>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Slimedog) liks:
.>>.>>>>>jwlr@escher.cc.rochester.edu (Jockstrap) fits really tight:
.>>.>>>>>>jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) spits in the face of danger:
.>>.>>>>>>>jwlr@dali.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) vomits extrudinous bbody parts:
.>>.>>>>>>>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) leaps onto the tracks and snags the fair maiden just in time to pull her out of the way of the rapidly approaching super-bullet train:
.>>.>>>>>>>}>}jwlr@gauguin.cc.rochester.edu (James Willer) writes:
.>>.>>>>>>>}>}jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) beats his hairy chess bored:
.>>.>>>>>>>}>}Could this be a Froodian slip?
.>>.>>>>>>>}>}We Now return you to our regular interruption.
.>>.>>>>>>>}>yes....it was..so sue me..i kant spel.....
.>>.>>>>>>>}Right! I'm calling my lawyer!
.>>.>>>>>>>whats his name??? and does he like men?
.>>.>>>>>>Eric Njorl. Yes, on toast.
.>>.>>>>>No way...It can't be him....I thought I killed all the Norse.....
.>>.>>>>Not Eric Njorl, son of Hrothgar, slayer of the Dragon at Gwent,
.>>.>>>>who did ... UURGH! (thud)
.>>.>>>don't get so close to the killer rabbit next time then....
.>>.>>Right! Who let the killer rabbit out then?
.>>.>>Do you have a license for that rodent?
.>>.>Hey! I'm potty trained!!! I don't need no stinking liscence!
.>>.Well then where is your certificate of
.>>.potty-trainivity?
.>>
.>>Why you!  I *am* a certificate of potty-trainivity!  Sheesh, the youth
.>>of today, can't tell the difference 'tween a certificate and a
.>>non-certificate.  Kee-ripes.
.>Ohhh, so you're a *NON-CERTIFICATE* of potty-trainivity ehh?
.>Right, off you go then.
.Oh, constable Clitoris, can't I just beat him about the head a bit?  Please
.please pretty please???

Oh, alright, get it over with.  You'll have to ask Jos where my head
is, tho, 'cuz I think he lost it.  He's an expert on that.

.>>.>>>>>>>}>}>quit making fun of me, please guys.
.>>.>>>>>>>}>}Make fun of you? Never. Your .sig? Sure, why knot?
.>>.>>>>>>>}>ooo.....you make me so mad..of course you know that
.>>.>>>>>>>}>this means war....
.>>.>>>>>>>}Oooooh! We're gonna have another WAR!!
.>>.>>>>>>>yep...and this time....no guns allowed..only
.>>.>>>>>>>waterbaloons..
.>>.>>>>>>What about point-ed sticks...
.>>.>>>>>nope..especially not them....they can destroy all the ammo...
.>>.>>>>(in politician's voice) We must do everything in our power
.>>.>>>>to put an end to the "point-ed sticks race"! I propose unilateral
.>>.>>>>point-ed stick dulling. Let this be the first step towards a new
.>>.>>>>world order where people everywhere don't have to live in fear
.>>.>>>>of point-ed sticks! Maybe future generations will no longer need
.>>.>>>>waterballoons for their security, but until then let it be known
.>>.>>>>that we are willing the take this major stride into the world
.>>.>>>>of the future!! (I'm sorry, what was the question, again?)
.>>.>>>looks its radicals like you that cause unrest, and if you mean by
.>>.>>>that utlization of an obscure political party to demean my sanity..
.>>.>>>well....you did......
.>>.>>Are you calling me a radical?  Just because I belong to
.>>.>>the communist party, marched for free drugs, and spit on
.>>.>>the queen for fun you misersable little shit.
.>>.>>I think pointed sticks are great!  just the think to
.>>.>>change the minds of reactionary twits like yourself!
.>>.>>when the revolution comes
.>>.>I'll take a dozen.
.>>.Will you be having fries with those pointy sticks?
.>>
.>>Yeah, and make sure you include ketchup.  The last serving
.>>wench...er...Attendant I had didn't give me ketchup, and I..OOO...I..I
.>>RIPPED HER THROAT OUT WITH A STEAL HOOK AND TIED HER FEET TO THE APPLE
.>>TREE IN THE BACK NEXT TO THE GARBAGE BIN ON THE LEFT WITH THE LITTLE
.>>POINTY THINGS THAT CAN POKE YOU AND THAT HURTS AND SHE BLEED ALL OVER
.>>THE PETUNIAS!!!!
.>I'm sorry, we're all out of catsup.
.I've got cat soup if anyone's interested.  Ratboy ?

Hmm...well, alright, I'm in an accepting mood today.  Say, do you have
any salt?  I just *can't* eat my soup without *salt*...

.>>.>>>>>>>}>}>}Maje S aka Pallindromes 'R Us
.>>.>>>>>>>}>}>jester squig that it..quit using aka's or i'll have to kill you.
.>>.>>>>>>>}>}Same J aka Come over here and say that, big boy!
.>>.>>>>>>>}>Jester squig okkay..but where are you anyways?
.>>.>>>>>>>}Mesaj <=== I am in Hell, soldier boy!!
.>>.>>>>>>>Jester squig but I'm not in the army.....
.>>.>>>>>>Jamus fnord How about the Navy, then? (in cream sauce)
.>>.>>>>>Jester aka nope...they are all weenie poofy people.....
.>>.>>>>E Jams nerak (from the a.f.m-p charter):
.>>.>>>>	Rule 6: There is NO RU
.>>.>>Rule 8: How to defend yourself against a man armed wit a banana.
.>>.>>>>	Rule 7: NO POOFTAS!!!
.>>.>>dave smurf my editors dying, my editors dying!
.>>.>Ratboy aka Rule 9.
.>>.dave smurf number 9...number 9...number 9...
.>>
.>>Dan aka Stop it, that's really really aggravating!
.>dave smurf number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9
.>number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...
.>number9...number9...number9...number9...number9...
.Meetch aka It's people like you wot cause unrest.
Dan aka If it's a problem take a Sominex... Sheesh