HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rfs@cs.unh.edu (Myself)
Subject: audience participation time
Keywords: If you know the answer, raise your right hand.
Organization: disorganization
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 15:09:35 GMT

Sieg...
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt)
Subject: It's Too Bad About Sanders
Organization: Space Systems/Loral
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 04:00:50 GMT

``It's too bad about Sanders, isn't it?''

``Yeah -- a fucking shame. He must have done something really heinous.''

``Well, yeah, he did. It might depend on your point of view, though.''

``Your point of view? Christ, man, they put him in the big chair. The
Alabama blowdryer. They shorted 50,000 Volts to ground through his
cerebellum! Punishment like that, and you say that whether he deserved
it or not is up to your `point of view?' ''

``Well, yeah. It's a relativity thing, you know. There's still doubt
about whether he *really* deserved it.''

``What? He had a whole month of appeals. Everybody knows he deserved
it.''

``No, you're confusing Sanders with Samson. Samson was before the
appeals process was eliminated for death row convicts. Sanders was
executed on PBS the day after his sentencing. Nobody would wonder
whether Sanders actually deserved what he got, but there was that
weirdness about the conspiracy between the judge and the district
attorney to keep Sanders' lawyer from using his own evidence, and
the jury was clearly hostile...''

``Wow, I been out of touch. Betcha there's an awful lot less crime
today than there was when I left, huh?''

``Yeah, you could say that.''

``A whole lot less.''

``Hmmmm. You haven't heard yet, have you.''

``Heard what?''

``There isn't *any* crime anymore.''

``What do you mean?''

``Just what I said. There's no crime.''

``You're fucking kidding.''

``Nope. The Big Cheese dissolved the Justice Department last week.
Death is now the penalty for all crimes. Consequently...''

``*All* crimes? Isn't that a bit thick?''

``Yeah, they catch you doing anything illegal, they take you downtown,
give you a trial, and if you're found guilty, they execute you on the
spot. Well, actually, they do it in another room with better lighting
for the cameras.''

``Still. Sure sounds tough.''

``Depends. If you're a criminal, I suppose it gets old pretty fast.
But most of us law-abiding, God-fearing, brothers and sisters of the
Revolution are finding it pretty easy to live with. You don't break
the law; the State doesn't kill you. Simple, really.''

``Wow. Talk about a deterrent to crime.''

``That's the idea.''

``Too bad about Sanders...''

``Yup. A fucking shame.''

-- 
*\ James `Dr. Strychnine' Woodyatt  . ``You asked talk.bizarre to suggest
**\ bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com       . a new nickname for yourself?'' ``Yeah,
***\ Space Systems/Loral            . I thought it would be funny.'' ``You
****\ Palo Alto, CA                 . haven't any shame, do you?'' ``No.''
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10856 alt.tasteless:4580
From: jp45+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jim Thomas Park , Jr.)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.tasteless
Subject: Re: Hi
Date: 10 Apr 92 22:48:26 GMT
	<1992Apr10.025500.7724@cs.rose-hulman.edu>
Organization: Comp & Comm - Computer Operations, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA

>>	Are your serious??? If you are, GET A LIFE!!! This alt.tastless not
>>alt.fred.rogers.neighborhood. 
>>

*No, the question is, are you serious?  Do you really talk with Java man
accent?

>					-Jim
Ok you got me on this I am clueless on the Java man part.


>******************************************
>
>Let's Play Master and Servant
>
>			-Depeche Mode
>
>******************************************

*Hey, this is talk.bizarre, not alt.musical.gay.quotes

This was cross posted to talk.bizarre by accident. I quit reading that
board 2 years ago. I have moved up to alt.tasteless
--
*All my musical quotes are excellent
 I'm sure they are...wise ass :) If you don't like that one then try
this one on for size.


							-Jim



***********************************************************************
FUCK concrete! FUCK steel! FUCK titanium! A little hardened, dried butter will
bond a cat's ass to a dog's nose with humourous results!!!!!!

					THE FREEZE

***********************************************************************
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: SOME BLANKET THIS
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 17:57:34 GMT

Make up your own joke.
I stole the subject line from another place.

RICHH
From: ellingson@128.104.39.173
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: King George
Date: 17 Apr 92 01:48:21 GMT
Reply-To: ellingson@128.104.39.173
Organization: Univ. of Wisconsin, Plasma Physics



Perhaps one of you feeble netters could explain this to me--

As near as I can remember, I have NEVER actually met a person fond of 
President George Bush.  Not one.  Certainly, he was doing rather well in 
public opinion polls a few months back, and granted, many of the people I 
talk to say "he's better than such and such or so and so," but noone 
actually says: "George Bush!! Why he's a really great guy.  Glad he's 
the president."  

Which isn't to say every human being on the planet actaully dislikes the 
poor guy.  I even like him a little.  He'd be nice to have as an eccentric 
relative, because he's old and rich and drives around a really cool boat.  
He could come to thanksgiving dinner and tell great stories about the 
time he spent in China and gossip about the inner workings of the CIA.  But 
president?? Give me a break.

So my question is, WHAT THE FUCK!?~?!!.???!  Why do people vote for this 
guy?  Why not vote for Kernighan and Ritchie, or Wiley E. Coyote, or 
something??  ANYTHING's got to be better than the dweebs we have in 
Washington now. 

bae

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

On a related note, I do not wish to assosciate K & R with W.E.C. in any 
way, shape or form
  
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: DEFINE "OOPS"
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet
Date: Wed, 15 Apr 1992 23:36:45 GMT

in alt.personals, it looks like someone forgot the anonymous posting place 
died, thus:
Subject:  Lady Seeks Anal Sex

In article <1992Apr12.064858.4705@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> rkister@lonestar.utsa.edu (Robert F. Kister) writes:
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>OK, all you guys who say you want a lady who likes anal sex... here
>I am. I am more than a bit submissive, but never passive... I
>prefer being fucked hard up the ass over any other pastime (except
>maybe having my clit licked by a knowledgeable tongue, but...) I
>fantasize about a rather rough variety of sexual play, much rougher
>than I actually like in real life.
>
>Gentlemen, I've appended one of my fantasies to this letter for
>your enjoyment. If you would care to describe to me in complete
>detail what YOU would do with my hot, tight ass, I would be glad
>to read your fantasies as well... I am eagerly awaiting your hot,
>throbbing cocks!

RICHH
--don't be ashamed of who you are
--be ashamed of your pisspoor imitation of a female poster, for example
From: janl@ifi.uio.no (Jan Nicolai Langfeldt)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Todays news from china (Ok, it's more like the news from china 4 days ago, and probably longer since the reuter journjalist had to submit the story, then it had to enter the casbles and so on. But _you_ read it today. OK?)
Keywords: No
Date: 13 Apr 92 09:35:15 GMT
Organization: Folkeaksjonen for (tungt) eple cider p} Inf. stua
Originator: janl@bera.ifi.uio.no


Reproduced without any premission whatsoever (should I do that? Since I
picked it up on a open newsgroup it should be ok. shouldn't it?)

>[REUTER, 04/09] BEIJING -- Chinese shoppers, tempted by advertisements for
>such products as an electronic "stammer corrector" and an English vocabu-
>lary memory-enhancer, will soon be protected from the perils of false
>advertising. Liu Baofu, advertising department director at the State Ad-
>ministration of Industry and Commerce, said the first comprehensive adver-
>tising law would be submitted to the cabinet by year-end, the China Daily
>reported on Thursday. He said the first regulations, governing advertising
>of medicine, medical treatment and sports events, would be passed by the
>end of June. Other rules on advertising for food and cosmetics are being
>prepared.

Nicolai
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A brief and disgusted observation
Keywords: Seeing-eye macaque
Date: 9 Apr 92 19:04:15 GMT
Organization: Canon Research Centre Europe Ltd

kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
|Ate lunch at Hooters again...
Ate hooters at lunch again...

Tx. [was i the first?]
--
-- Tim [O'Donoghue] <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <...!uunet!uknet!canon!tim>
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Beer Snobbery
Date: 6 Apr 92 20:54:55 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <64848@apple.Apple.COM> bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre) writes:
>mr HEINOUS
>a big afficionado of Naragansett (we'd spring for the extra expense of
>the bar bottles with the puzzle caps -- $15/case plus deposit) while
>living in Somerville, MA

Ballantine Ale still has puzzle caps; no extra charge.

				--Blair
				  "Uncle Rebus."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ASSHOLE AWARDS (I want one, too)
Date: 11 Apr 92 01:50:52 GMT
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii

In article <+qsj2ng.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
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That's what she said.

--
 Rigler                         (So help me, Me!)
From: jeffj@yang.earlham.edu (ChaOs)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Prediction for the near future
Date: 9 Apr 92 23:31:30 GMT
Followup-To: misc.misc
Organization: Gotterdammerung, Inc.

In article <MJD.92Apr6110431@saul.cis.upenn.edu>, mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (The Special Case) writes:
> In article <1992Apr4.073520.10099@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (AjD) writes:
>    "My brother watched MTV for ten hours today, and I am not making this up."
>    "My brother literally watched MTV for eighty hours straight."
>    "My brother literally watched MTV for so long that his eyeballs fell out
>    and I had to put them back in for him, and I am not making this up."
> 
> That's nothing.  I knew a guy who watched so much MTV his head exploded.

I knew a guy who read so much t.b his head melted like wax that got too near
talk.abortion..
-- 
JeffJ@yang.earlham.edu (Jeff Johnston) "Partez, sil vous plait. J'ai un fusil."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Re: Welcome Melvin Gladstone, net. celeb.
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 17:47:30 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.151444.25390@watserv1.waterloo.edu>  
lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058) writes:
>
>ps. By the way it's Leonid, not Larry

Heh heh, LEONID!  What a stupid name!

--
Eat me, I'm a cream-filled Eclair
From: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu (Brennan "CrayDeath" O'Keefe)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Am I?
Date: 6 Apr 92 18:55:39 GMT
Organization: Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

efudd@GeoWare.COM (Elmer Fudd) writes:

>Am I in anybody's killfile?

Yes.
-- 
CrayDeath                     | 
mka Brennan M. O'Keefe        |      This mind intentionally left blank.
internet: bmo1@ra.msstate.edu | 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10594 alt.slack:1371 alt.stupidity:1449 misc.test:5243 rec.arts.startrek.misc:3092 rec.music.misc:13846
From: ph2fcd@sdcc14.ucsd.edu (Slartibartfast)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.slack,alt.stupidity,misc.test,rec.arts.startrek.misc,rec.music.misc
Subject: Re: Elvis' Weight On Other Planets
Date: 9 Apr 92 08:05:59 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: University of California, San Diego

In article <1992Mar26.205853.14598@acsu.buffalo.edu> v122kzkw@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (A FROOD WHO SURE KNOWS WHERE HIS TOWEL IS) writes:
>In article <1992Mar20.065454.874@cc.uow.edu.au>, dgdoe@cc.uow.edu.au (Douglas Doe) writes...
>Well, my guess is that on Magrathea, he would be 42.
>Maybe I'm starting to take this HH theme a bit far...
>T.


Don't be dumb.  Magrathea is a myth--and for that matter, so is the
number 42.  However, 41 and 43 have proven themselves to be real,
and there will be (willen haven been) a gnab gib.

JF
From: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My desk
Date: 7 Apr 92 23:25:15 GMT
Article-I.D.: ux1.1992Apr7.232515.18670
Reply-To: thoth@uiuc.edu (Ben Cox)
Organization: Ancient Illuminated Bavarian Sears
Originator: btc30679@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu

kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:

>- Rolm telephone

Is this the ISDN model?

--
Ben Cox
thoth@uiuc.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu (Gribbett Schnibbett)
Subject: Instant karma's gonna get ya
Reply-To: waldbyjf@nextwork.rose-hulman.edu
Organization: Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 05:56:22 GMT

Hey, you know that song that's in that commercial all the time,
"We all shine on" or so and other?

I gots a quibble with my friends about who sings it.

I think it is Paul McCartney working solo.  (or possibly John Lennon)

They say it is the whole Beatles.

This just cannot be!  So, fill out who you think it is, or if your one of those  
brainiacs like this fellow:

>> "I've got something to say - It's better to burn out than to fade away."
>> 				--High Plains Drifter

>Um, no.  The character "Kirgin" in the movie "The Highlander" said
>that.  The line was stolen from a Def Leppard song, who stole it from
>Neil Young.

>High Plains Drifter was one of Clint Eastwood's westerns.  He never
>said that.

then give me some evidence.  Thanks,  'preesh the help.





--
It's the nutty hollywood handshake bubbye

your fabulous babe, don't ever change
lovely to meet you, what was your name?

ok, bubbye ok, bubbye
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: asdf
Date: 13 Apr 92 16:01:28 GMT
Article-I.D.: dirac.7208
Organization: Purdue Univ. Physics Dept, W.Lafayette, IN

I've had it for a while.  My guess is that I've always had
it, but never known it.  The first time I knew for sure was
when daddy moved out.  I started screaming and putting
fist-sized holes in the wall.  Mom wasn't surprised.  She
had it, too.  She held me and fixed the holes with her mind.

Sometimes, we would play games with it.  We'd float a ball
back and forth between us, or have pillow fights with ten or
twelve pillows bobbing and swooping wildly in the air.  Mom
used to be strong enough to lift me up and spin me around.
I always wished we could play outside so that I could go
even higher.  As high as the clouds, maybe.

Last night, she came up with a new game for us to play.  She
wanted me to move her in a certain way while she moved me in
a certain way.  I don't know.  I guess she thought maybe I
was too young to know what she was doing.  I said no, but
she started on me anyway, moving me in this wonderful but
awful way.  I started to cry.  She wiped my tears and kissed
me.  I asked her please.  She shushed me with by putting her
finger on my lips.  That's when I got mad.  That's when I
blew a hole through the back of her head.  

You couldn't even tell it was her when it was over.  She was
just a ragged heap with a caved in face, lying slumped below
a starburst of red on the white plaster wall.  It was hard
to believe that that thing was once my mother.

I've been sitting in the room, waiting, since then.  The
police have come a couple of times, and I've told them
everything.  I told them how and why I did it.  When they
didn't understand, I pushed them away.  Since then, they've
sent in the SWAT team, helicopters, even tried to bomb the
building.  I pushed them all back.  

One of these days, someone will come who will understand and
forgive me.  Until then, I will sit here with my mother and
think about what I did.

-Sho
-- 
sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu
From: chaos@netcom.com (chaos)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: listening in
Date: 15 Apr 92 06:23:17 GMT
Article-I.D.: netcom.xsyjvs_.chaos
Distribution: na
Organization: tyrninog and the heisenberg vortex



come here.
ignore me.
go away.
ignore me.
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ignore me.
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ignore me.
come here.
ignore me.
go away. 
come here.
come here.
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chaos

i've got about fifteen ... thousand conflicting signals i'd like to give you
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Angel of Grease)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Amateur Topologist
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:03:26 GMT
Distribution: talk
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom


    Ranjit and I were talking about bathtub innovations.  We talked
about big covers you could let down over the whole tub to keep the heat
in.

    I said: ``It's too bad that there aren't little shelves, that hang
across the middle, with hooks to go over the edges of the tub, that you
could lean your book on so your fingers wouldn't get tired from holding
it up, or so you won't drop your book in the bath if you happen to doze
off.''

  Ranjit said, ``I think there are already.''

  ``Neat.  But I guess it wouldn't work for us anyway. Our bathtub is
against the wall.  It has only one edge.''

There was a pause.

   ``Heh.  Mobius tub.''
--

        A woman does NOT like a CLUMSY, FUMBLING man with an ICE PICK.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault)
Subject: Re: CyperSpouse
Organization: Institute for Astronomy, Hawaii
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 19:29:40 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.002733.14275@odin.corp.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>In article <57027@cup.portal.com>, Andrew - Palfreyman writes:
>|if t.b. is like jacking into the matrix
>t.b is more like jacking off into the matrix.

    SPWOT!!!

--
 Rigler                         (So help me, Me!)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: twiggy@vaxb.acs.unt.edu
Subject: An ode to my desktop publishing software
Organization: University of North Texas
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 16:23:14 GMT

click
click
click
click.....

What the hell happened?

CTRL-ALT-DELETE
From: jchrist@GeoWare.COM (Jesus Christ)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: War sucks
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 21:28:43 EDT
Organization: GeoWare Software Design, Toronto ON

 BBS: CRS Premium Bulletin Board - Hayes V9600/ULTRA  (416) 629-7000
Date: 04-14-92 (03:03)              Number: 66089
  To: Y                             Refer#: NONE                (Msg #57 of 57)
From: ROSS HIGHMORE                   Read: NO
Subj:  64                           Status: PUBLIC MSG
Conf: BUYSELL (34)               Direction: FORWARD
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  AM LOOKING FOR SOME 64  BBS NUMBERS.   HIS IS A FONE LOOKING BBS, BUT
NOT REALLY FROM MY VIEWPOINT!   HANX.








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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey)
Subject: Re: Greetings fellow future men
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center And Storm Door Company
Date: Mon, 13 Apr 1992 13:44:45 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.035652.16918@yang.earlham.edu> davidv@yang.earlham.edu (Live from the Twilight Zone) writes:
>In article <1992Apr8.054133.8287@cs.rose-hulman.edu>, cavemanb@stonehenge 
>(Caveman Bob) writes:
>> Me rub two stones together.  Me make time travelling message.  You send back 
>> soon.   
>> We have good here.  Lots of dinosaurs and big monsters.  Ok, I see you later
>
>	Is anyone surprised that this caveman posts from Rose-Hulman?  Hands 
>   up, now.  Didn't think so, somehow.  Rose-Hulman, and indeed all of 
>   Indiana outside of the colleges, is pretty stoneage.

And you, a VMS user, can complain?
--scott
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Another flame from Dominus (Was: Re: Body Parts)
Date: 12 Apr 92 22:00:35 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article <1992Apr8.173630.13396@wetware.com> mlegare@wetware.com (Box) writes:
>
>read. learn.  evolve.  get the fuck out of the way.

You are now fully associated neurally with Roger Carasso.

You may now stop quoting Lee Iacocca.

				--Blair
				  "New, for '93:  The Black,
				   Windowless Caravan.  $1000
				   rebates to the first million
				   customers who can spell Iacocca."
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Excuse me; I'm lost
Date: Thu,  9 Apr 92 11:50:48 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world

could some please redirect me? i seem to have lost my way to the
shores of Gitchee-Goomee.
From: 2frjflog@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ASSHOLE AWARDS Re: Instant karma's gonna get ya
Date: 15 Apr 92 17:50:29 CDT
Organization: University of Kansas Academic Computing Services

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> (LEARN TO EDIT.  BECOME FUNNY.)
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Can't learn FUNNY!  Either FUNNY or NO FUNNY!
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From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: MY MOST HATED RHYME IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 22:52:45 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES


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world


carasso "if it is used, it sucks"
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