From: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Subject: Re: Boss Peeve
Reply-To: z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson)
Organization: McOlsen's Lutefisk Burgers -- one served.
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 03:43:47 GMT

jennyg@titan.ucc.umass.edu (Jenny Gutbezahl) gives it the ol' college try:
> z1dan@exnet.iastate.edu (Dan Sorenson) writes:

>>	Posting a GIF would allow unbiased confirmation of your attractiveness
>>claim, you know.  I'm sure there will be comments galore.  Booter so far has
>>refused to substantiate her own claims in this area, but second-hand
>>confirmation has been forthcoming.  Can anybody back up *your* claims?

>Actually Dan, I made no claims to my overall attractiveness

	That's strange, I didn't ask for a GIF of your overall physique
either.  Perhaps you figure I'd be more than remotely interested in such?
Thankfully, I have achieved satisfaction in this area with April, who is
quite wonderful despite what I might sometimes say about her.  I do note
that you don't offer the testimony of others to substantiate your claim,
so I must accept the possibility that your name really is Bertha, and
that you drive a minivan to work because that's the smallest vehicle
with enough cargo capacity to haul your fat butt around in.  Mind you,
this is only a possibility.  For all I know you might also sport a longer
mustache than I.  None of this has anything to do with your perky nipples,
or so you claim.  Hell, they might be of the inverted type and be poking
twin points into your sweater just inside the shoulder blades.  Details,
supposed-woman, we need details!  You might think attractive nipples
reside on a breast that hangs just slightly above the knee and has all
the firmness of, say, a rubber band.  You don't toss your tits over your
shoulders to get them out of the way, do you?  Can you use your breasts
as ski poles, with those pert nipples substituting for the little point
on the end of the pole?  Can you pick up litter with them, and with a
deft twist send the litter and breast into a burlap bag slung from your
shoulder (probably creating a rain groove even as I type this)?  As even
you should be able to understand, these details are important for
aesthetic appreciation.

>(which, in
>any event, is beyond the bounds of your feeble imagination, as you lie
>alone in bed, furtively groping for your solitary orgasm)

	Not a bad flame.  Not at all accurate, of course, but not bad.
That I am not multi-orgasmic, at least not within very short periods of
time, is a major peeve of mine.

, but only stated
>that my nipples are more attractive when erect.  Surely you don't need a 
>.GIF to confirm that.

	Uhhh, yes.  Yes I do.  See, it's that feeble imagination of mine.
Yeah, that's it.  It's so feeble I can't picture one of your perky nipples,
let alone two.  Nope, I need that GIF for confirmation.  Or a detailed
description.  Yeah, at least a detailed description.  With a yak.  Yup,
I need a GIF or a detailed description with a yak playing a prominent role.
And whipped creme.  Don't forget the whipped creme.  Whipped creme on
jello.  Lime jello, of course.  Yeah, I need a GIF or a detailed description
of your nipples with a yak covered in whipped creme and lime jello in a
prominent role.

	Does this mean you're not going to post it?


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