HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: v133ju6p@ubvmsd.cc.buffalo.edu (Paul R. Pompi)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: THE PHILOSOPHERS SONG the whole thing...
Date: 7 Nov 92 17:42:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Nov6.224820.2188@news.ysu.edu>, af714@yfn.ysu.edu (Lisa M. Stanar) writes...
> 
>In a previous article, highway@wam.umd.edu (Sub-Zero/Raiden) says:
> 
>>In article <6728@news.duke.edu> daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford) writes:
>>
>>>I believe that in one version of the song (that performed at the
>>>Hollywood Bowl), the line _was_ "Schoepenhauer and Hegel", but in the
>>>version on "The Final Rip Off" and (I believe) "Matching Tie and
>>>Handkerchief" the line was, "Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel."  Of course, in my
>>>day, we couldn't pronounce a philosopher's whole name.  We could only
>>>say the beginning of each word.  We had it tough.
>>
>>Oh!!!!  You were lucky, you had it easy!!! we could only say the first
>>letter of each beginning verse.  Talk about having it tough.
>>-- 
>>highway: the snuggly & cuddly care bear     Phone: (301) 990-1075
>>Post Office Box 7944                     Bitnet: tcwu@umdd.bitnet
>>Gaithersburg, MD 20898-7944         Internet: highway@wam.umd.edu
>>Univ of Maryland in College Park, MD | Alpha Phi Omega Fraternity
> 
> 
>You call that tough? When *I* was a child, we could only say every other
>letter in alternative verses *and* only on jewish holidays and sundays 
>in months whose total number of days, when multipled by pi, was a prime 
>number. *That* was tough!
>
Pure decadence, I say! During my days as a youth, speech itself was 
forbidden, and the only means of communication we had was to pound out on
our skulls in Morse code using twenty pound sledge hammers.
>-- 
>            "The children asked him if to kill was not a sin"
>                                                Lennon/McCartney
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jason E. Reasoner)
Subject: Re: NI!!
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 17:07:18 GMT

In article <1992Nov9.032029.15090@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au> brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes:
>Jason E. Reasoner (reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu) wrote:
>:   I would like to say this in response to your feeble attempt at juggling
>:   gall bladders with a few extra double edged razor-blades: You belong in
>:   a local loony-bin, straight-jacketed and covered in tapioca bungee cords
>:   with a side order of garnished, spam-like, PMS ridden, jumpy, ovulating,
>:   gorillas. <GORN> <GORN> <GORN>
>:   
>:   Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.  IS she a goer??
>
>On this newsgroup? Yes, all of them. Especially ........
>
>: 
>:                  (thud)
>
>Missed
>: 
>:   reason aka incoherent throat-wabbler
>It's spelled Luxury Yacht
Oops... overlooked that minor misspelling.  I'm sorry if it has offended you
Mr. Yacht; you may flay me in the morning by the fireside.


-- 
     ******************************|---------------------------------|
     *  reason@sage.cc.purdue.edu  |"I will not buy this record, it  |
     *  aka  Smegma, Reason, Rand  | is scratched."      -John Cleese|
     ******************************|---------------------------------|
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: That's a bloody lie!!!!!
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:14:51 GMT

>: Would you rather be with a woman who can only take you to the height
>: of ecstacy or with a woman who can:
>: 	1. Take you far beyond the height of ecstacy to the point
>: 	   where you amaze even yourself.
>Well if that's what you can do, I'm comming over there, so put your broomstick
>away and get your kit off!
What do you mean put the broomstick away... have you no imagination?
You're no fun any more.

>: 	2. Put you in power positions that could last the rest of your
>: 	   life.
>Yes please!
Right... I'll do the assassination a couple of minutes after you're
up there then.

>: 	3. Appoint you to top executive positions--both inside and
>: 	   outside of this newsgroup.
>Also!
Well you should really earn the honour.

>: What's your choice? 
>All of the above, please!
NO! NONE OF THE ABOVE!
(Sorry... I'm still a wee bit carried away.)

>: Are you men or boys?
>I'm a man.  Can't speak for the others.
Well... Um... now that you mention it.

>: 
>: Gina aka your loveslave in a good way
>What other way could there be? *wink*
Well it depends on how much you heat the swarfega.

>Daniel aka loverboy
OISnm kak but you could have gotten all this from The Cellar... for
a small fee 8:)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: sex sells...Let's go shopping!
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 08:47:35 GMT

goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:

>In article <ins450m.721290291@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au>, ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> You can have as much as you can handle.
>>>>>I don't think there could be too much of you for me to handle. I'm a
>>>>>grown up with lots of endurance, creativity, and imagination. =)
>>>> Oh, sorry, I thought this was a.f.m-p....
>>>> It must be alt.my.bits.are.big.too.
>>>> 
>>>> Eccles aka Sex sex sex thats all they think about.
>>>> 
>>>I'm sorry-did you not know you reeentered the news during an all-out
>>>sleazefest? And I do, of course, have to protect my honor.
>> 
>> Yes, but do you have to use _that_????
>> 
>> Eccles

>Well, Eccles, it seems that no one besides you and I are aware that
>anything besides sex does exist in the real world. I keep trying to
>educate them on romance as well, but they ignore my efforts.
>Culture--besides M.P. culture--does not breed very well in this
>atmosphere I guess.

I don't know - bacteria will breed damn near anywhere really.
And think of the ideal conditions we have here for it....

Eccles

Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: highway@wam.umd.edu (Sub-Zero/Raiden)
Subject: Re: THE PHILOSOPHERS SONG the whole thing...
Organization: Olympus Police ESWAT || Central Management Bureau (AEGIS)
Date: Fri, 6 Nov 1992 07:06:57 GMT

In article <6728@news.duke.edu> daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford) writes:

>I believe that in one version of the song (that performed at the
>Hollywood Bowl), the line _was_ "Schoepenhauer and Hegel", but in the
>version on "The Final Rip Off" and (I believe) "Matching Tie and
>Handkerchief" the line was, "Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel."  Of course, in my
>day, we couldn't pronounce a philosopher's whole name.  We could only
>say the beginning of each word.  We had it tough.

Oh!!!!  You were lucky, you had it easy!!! we could only say the first
letter of each beginning verse.  Talk about having it tough.
-- 
highway: the snuggly & cuddly care bear     Phone: (301) 990-1075
Post Office Box 7944                     Bitnet: tcwu@umdd.bitnet
Gaithersburg, MD 20898-7944         Internet: highway@wam.umd.edu
Univ of Maryland in College Park, MD | Alpha Phi Omega Fraternity
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: csg188@cch.coventry.ac.uk (DAVE)
Subject: Re: Forsooth!
Organization: COVENTRY UNIVERSITY (POLY)
Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1992 14:22:46 GMT

In article <BxnrpH.n4K@cck.coventry.ac.uk> csg191@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Ibanez) writes:
>Forsooth quile bonny day mon garson.  Methinks thIS
>Could be the beginning of something very fruity parp.
>
>Burp - goddnight!
>-- 
>      The  __________   __
>           \         \ /\ \ 
>            **********/  **  
>             / **    /  **___    ________    _______    _______   ________


Forsooth indeed!

	Mr Liver Sausage
From: aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Nailed my head to the floor
Summary: Searching for someone.
Keywords: NAIL, PAIN, OUCH.
Date: 8 Nov 92 21:53:08 GMT
Followup-To: alt.fan.monty-python
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth. (Physics Dept.)


 Anyone know the where abouts of Dinsdale Pirahna ??????????

 You see there is this large hedgehog who keeps knocking on my door 
asking for him.

Pag aka he nailed my head to a coffee table
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Date: 7 Nov 92 18:19:24 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <1992Nov6.221730.25776@nevada.edu>, dalton@nevada.edu (William Turlough Cat) writes:
> In article <1992Nov6.083219.3745@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>In article <1992Nov5.201442.2723@tamsun.tamu.edu>, hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>>> In article <1992Nov5.150057.14092@ncsu.edu> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
> [sleeze rmd]
>>Me, I;m a lady of class. Give me bear skin rugs, satin sheets, rain
>>storms at midnight, huge hot tubs with unlimited supplies of Spam and
>>white wine, strawberries and champagne, mirrors and whatnot.
>> > 
>>> but my favourite is e-z-cheese (not the bacon kind)
>>
>>I'll stick to the whipped cream, if you don't mind.
>>.> 
>>>>chestnutt aka having lots of fun but is it legal?
>>> 
>>> kisses
>>> leather aka you want danger, baby, i'll show you what danger is
>>> 
>>>
>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>>Pasionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?  
>>> 
> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back? (purr purr
> nose sniff...)
Meow. I do. I want it ALL BACK> The lust, love, romance, silk and
satin shhete, making love on the beach, sex in the hottub, all of it.
Wanna help me get it ALL back?
> 
> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
From: lawrence@ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: A modicum of respectability
Date: 10 Nov 92 18:14:50 GMT
Reply-To: lawrence@olympus.ctron.com (Gary S. St. Lawrence)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

A shroe! A shroe! My dingkome for a shroe!
				
					- Mr. Hamrag Yatlerot
					  "Ring Kichard the Thrid"
						act 2, scene 4

Just starting on BBC 2 is Malliwi Rapesheake Rathtree, featuring tonight,
for your delight, "Two Netlemeg of Verona" and "The Mating of the Wersh."



					Jest thot U shod no.
					Saint.
	
				
					   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
					  |   				      |
                                          |                                   |
					  |   "Be ot or bot ne ot!  	      |
                                          |   Tath si het nestquie."	      |
                                          |                                   |
					  |			Thamle	      |
					  |			act 2, sc. 3  |
                                          |                                   |
					   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 03:09:05 GMT

In article <ins450m.721474703@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie) writes:
>
>>In article <ins450m.721290921@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>>>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>>>[toooo big to keep]
>>>
>>>>> 
>>>>no, I'm not up a mountain. I'm rather down-to-earth. Now that you
>>>>displayed a chemical knowledge of a woman, can you give a physical
>>>>description? Of me? No? Well, then, why don't you invite me down to
>>>>your lab and I can educate you in the properties of a really dangerous
>>>>and extremely enduring specimen of a beautiful female that makes all
>>>>the others turn green?
>
>>green?  erm...no, just my irises.  
>ARGH!!! That sounds familiar!!!
it does?  er....well, it doesn;t to me.  i didn't
sleep last night (draw yr own conclusions) so i may be a bit
incoherent, but hey--isn't that what i'm here for?

>>heather aka though it would go nicely with my hair...
>Eccles aka Are you a redhead at both ends ;>
umm, i dunno whether i wanna tell you or not.
why don't you come over here and have a look?

leather aka who needs panties anyway?
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Executive Speech
Date: 5 Nov 92 18:31:13 GMT
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY


Due to the overwhelming desire to speak, 
President-elect (!!!!!) Gina speaks:

I am thrilled to be here. I don't know what to say. Thank you to all
who helped and offered your support. Let me know what I can do for
you either now or in the future.

I have decided to offer the following as part of my feast for fun:
	Spam, Lemon curry, Prawn salad, and many other "delicacies".
If anyone has other ideas, we can do them too. 

The Presidential orgy--I mean party--is to be held immediately after
the inauguration, whenever that is. Plenty of fun for all those
involved, I assure you.

AS TO living up to my campaign promises, those were made on a general
individual basis. You will get your just rewards. =) As will I.  =) =)

Let me know what I can do for you..............and I gladly will. =)

Your sensuous president-elect aka Gina, the beautiful blonde with the
curvaceous body and an attitude most would kill for.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: hnb5164@tamuts.tamu.edu (Heather Noel Bobbie)
Subject: Re: Chemistry (was Re: physics humor)
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Mon, 9 Nov 1992 07:49:04 GMT

In article <ins450m.721290921@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) writes:
>goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
>[toooo big to keep]
>
>>> 
>>no, I'm not up a mountain. I'm rather down-to-earth. Now that you
>>displayed a chemical knowledge of a woman, can you give a physical
>>description? Of me? No? Well, then, why don't you invite me down to
>>your lab and I can educate you in the properties of a really dangerous
>>and extremely enduring specimen of a beautiful female that makes all
>>the others turn green?

green?  erm...no, just my irises.  the rest
of me ha'n't turned any abnormal colours yet...

heather aka though it would go nicely with my hair...



Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Vote for Jester
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 08:44:23 GMT

aep@aber.ac.uk (Andrew Pagett) writes:


>	In article <ins450m.720779855@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au> 
>	ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles) did say :

>->>Vote for Jester and make Saddam Hussein very happy.
>->
>->>S. Frog
>->>Conquistador Coffee Marketing Co.
>->
>->At last what you've all been waiting for - return of the Eccles!!!
>Horay, three cheers for Eccles :)
>etc. etc.
Thank you Thank you.

>->
>->I intend to make a last minute plea for votes, b/c I haven't read the
>->newsgroup for a long time, becauser you were all being _too_ silly.
>*TOO* silly is that possible I ask myself :)
Yes, you can be as silly as Jos, whose head I still have!!!

>->Kill Jester.
>->Now I'm back and I want all the votes for ME!!!!
>Too late, the vote is over, at least I think it is. So we will have to
>arrange a little coup.
 am already rallying my forces against Gina as we speak.

>->
>->My preferences are for the piece of rhubarb, and my policies are to 
>->stop people knocking akas, and get them to ring the bell instead, thats
>->what its therefore my deep desire running up and down her spine like to
>->thank my mother for not being here, of course I can't hear, my ears are
>->full as a goog, after only one drink up or it'll go cold. Thank you.
>Hmm.... and he said we were silly.. :) 
I'm not silly, and I'm not mad either, I just get these headaches.

>->
>->Eccles aka Vote for Eccles as Thain, and I'll revoke Jester's posting rights.
>Pag aka right anyone in on the revolution, and Jester can go boil his
>        head :)
Eccles aka No way. Its would taste awful, and I'm not taking his trousers off.


>->
>->*grin*
>*SMIRK*
*blerk*
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: v133ju6p@ubvmsc.cc.buffalo.edu (Paul R. Pompi)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: New and forthcoming Python Lectures
Date: 12 Nov 92 19:23:00 GMT
Organization: University at Buffalo
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41

In article <1992Nov12.054334.22390@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, brom@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (David Bromage) writes...
> 
>A series of lectures by people of little or no importance on very dull
>topics will be delivered somewhere near you in April or May 1993'ish.
>We reprint here in full the text of the inaugural Python Lecture given by
>Professor Enid Gumby of the the Institute of Brick Throwing at Leicester.
> 
>"Well . . . . Blimey! . . . . Well . . . . WELL . . . . I think giving
>lectures is smashing . . . . I really like giving lectures . . . .  I
>really like . . . . Ow! . . . . OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!! . . . . My head's
>stuck . . . . OH GOD! . . . . My brain hurts! . . . ."
> 
>In the next four Python Lectures, Jester will talk about why he is dead.
Err, he's not quite dead, he's getting better, you know.
> 
>Remember! It's all in The Listener . . . out Thursdays . . . To make sure
>of getting your copy of The Listener, let your newsagent know and we will
>print an exra one.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: ins450m@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (T.F. Eccles)
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Organization: Monash University, Melb., Australia.
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 06:30:24 GMT

bconnell@nyx.cs.du.edu (Beth Connell) writes:

>In article <sprooney.721376135@unix1.tcd.ie> sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon
>Rooney) writes:
>>
>>OK... Just to shut peeps up, I've non-consulted with the
>>anti-president of this group, and it's nothingness didn't say
>>anything.
Good to hear, really. :)
Why aren't I getting your articles first hand Nsiom person?

>>
>>Wot you say we're all joint pres?
Which joint? 
>>
>>(With Leather, Gina, lisa etc. as groupies 8:)... ie. they have all
>>the control over us.)
Nah.
>>
>>Actually, FUCK IT!
Where is IT?
>>
>>None of the above sez He wants OISmn to be pres...
>>I say You should all just throw loadsa parties, drink too much, and
>>forget this whole thing ever happened *:)
Yeah, tell us summin new :)
>>
>>Do I have a second?
Tick
>>
>>oiSNmn... LETS PARTEEEEE  
>>
>>(PS. Anyone in Belfast able to give me a bed to sleep on this
>>weekend *:) )
What happened to yours - full again?


>My god,that's what I've been saying all along!!
>Pass those Austrailian Table Wines..
		  ^
Get that i out of there.

>Beth aka i've got a bit of a dirty fork
Eccles aka Aren't you the lucky one.
From: daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: I AM SO SICK OF THIS!!!
Date: 9 Nov 92 22:18:22 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <1992Nov9.133519.3809@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
}In article <6813@news.duke.edu>, daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford) writes:
}} In article <1992Nov7.123603.3774@wkuvx1.bitnet> goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet writes:
}}}In article <6777@news.duke.edu>, daniel@acpub.duke.edu (Daniel Crawford) writes:
}}}} YOU want to complain, look at these shoes, I've only had 'em three weeks
}}}} and the heels are worn right through.... And I'm tired, and my back
}}}} hurts, and I'm sick and tired of this newsgroup....
}} G:
}} G:What's wrong with
}} G:my newsgroup? Talk to me; I'll be *VERY* good to you  
}} G:wink,wink,nudge,nudge. After all, that's why I'm here. Right?
}} G:
}} G:		Gina aka VP of the newsgroup, thank you very much
}} 
}} Look, are you _insinuating_ something??
}No, honey, I'm flat out stating something.
}} 
}} Better, better, but put your hand here and go WAAAAHH!!
}} 
}Where's "here" ? anywhere or some place in particular?

I'm sorry, but I only wanted to arrange a holiday.  What's all this
about flat out stating something?

T. Daniel Crawford
Center for Computational Quantum Chemistry
University of Georgia
Athens, GA 30602
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
From: sprooney@unix1.tcd.ie (Simon Rooney)
Subject: Re: Sex sells...
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 05:50:47 GMT

>|> >|> >>>>Danger? What's happened to romantic sleaze? Lust in the sheets?
>|> >|> >>>>Passionate love all night long, into the morning, and all the next day?
>|> >|> >>> Last I heard it went out of style.  Anyone care to bring it back?  (purr 
>|> >|> >>>purr nose sniff...)
>|> >|> >>> beiad aka William Turlough Cat
>|> >|> >      Went out of style??  Precious cat... you have been taking a cat nap...;)
>|> >|> > I am for the warm bear hugs,snuggling... and the romantic sleaze in principle.
>|> >|> > As well as wonderful tickle bouts where you breathlessly end up passionately in
>|> >|> > each others arms *smmoooooocching*
>|> >|> > 
>|> >|> > hschmidt aka Eine kleine/gross baer *toddle*toddle*toddle*
>|> >|> My kind of man!!!
>|> >|> And they want a hard-core sleazefest. What's wrong with the soft-core?
>|> >|> What's our country up to these days?
>|> >|> 
>|> >as noted when the contest was first introduced, the winner is not only judged
>|> >on sleeze.  The sky is the limit folks.  Work those little grey cells my as my
>|> >little Belgium friend would say.  Be creative.  
>|> hmm..creative...
>|> have i told you i am an excellent artiste? also professionally
>|> trained with woodworking and power tools...
>|> i am also double-jointed and extremely flexible, play guitar,
>|> have a wide vocal range (and, yes, i am very vocal) and i bodypaint.
>|> yes, leather has talent, it is true...
>|> 
>|> >chestnutt aka do you know who my little Belgium friend is?
>|> leather aka i would love to know...
>|> 
>Certanily a resume would'nt ya say Frank? Yes, she certannly has all the right 
>equipment to add zest to an evening but she missed the literary reference
>to Hercule Perot.  A. Christies decetive.  I still give her good marks all
>around..Lets be honest Frank, woh would take a book to bed with leather, 
>Chestnutt..

Whaddayamean Who would take a book to bed with Leather? I certainly
would... 
first, I'd cover it in very warm honey... just hot enuff to burn
ever-so slightly. Then I'd start to flick through the pages,
creating a warm, sweet-scented breeze on certain parts of the body.
Then... (etc.)


oSNmn kak (Try MY book... YOU might want to take it to bed... you
miht need a manual 8:) )

>chestnutt aka reading is fun but lets be real...
From: goffgb@wkuvx1.bitnet
Newsgroups: alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Election Results Part #1
Date: 13 Nov 92 14:05:00 CST
Organization: Western Kentucky University, Bowling Green, KY

In article <BxIu0q.A3n@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, jester@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Jester) writes:
> kchestn@eos.ncsu.edu (KENNETH CHESTNUTT) writes:
>>Jester,
>>nice to have you back.  I need help.  I,m here in the booth, well part of the
>>time, judging the sleeze contest.  I really have my hands full julgling
>>these, er, um, women.  And a lovly pair, er, group of women have joined in.
>>The two front runners are Gina and Leather with honerably mention to lots of
>>others.  
> 
> well...i would have to say that Gina loses the sleeze contest..
> Gina is a well-respected lady that only lowers her bodice line
> when it gives her the advantage...like when she 'bought' 6 votes
> for VP...which i might add she was quaLIFIED FOR ANYWAY

I only do what I have to do to get what I want. Thank you for
noticing. Want to come up sometime?
> 
>>chestnutt aka its so nice to have a penis
> Court Jester aka if you say so.....
SO.
Gina aka what fo you wish to call me?
> 
> 
> -- 
> Join the Omnipotent Overlords of the Omniverse today. Add to intelligent    	
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