From: banta@blagg.Eng.Sun.COM (242 lbs before cooking)
Newsgroups: alt.peeves
Subject: Re: Lust from afar
Date: 14 Apr 92 10:21:40 GMT
Organization: Sun, Moon, and Stars
NNTP-Posting-Host: blagg

Telling us what she is and isn't, (sonJa Kueppers) writes:
>Nope.  I'm an atheist.  

Glad to hear it.  This means you probably have little enough
emotional baggage that Steve B. could take it carry-on.

>I do have some white cotton panties, but my mother
>bought them for me 5 years ago.  I only wear them when I haven't done my
>laundry recently enough to have anything else that's suitable for daily
>wear.  (Some of my underwear is, ah, meant to be removed quickly.)

How unusual.  Most of my underwear is meant to prevent chafing.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you incontinent?

>I only have one silk shirt, and it's plaid.  It's not very crisp.

No camisoles?  Tsk.  In addition to other qualities, silk has a high
ignition point and doesn't melt to your skin if it does burn.  A
hell of a lot more comfy than nomex or Proban, I must say.

>Lights out at night only?  I can't remember the last time I had sex with
>the lights out.  (I must admit that I haven't had sex at any times in the
>middle of the afternoon recently. *sigh*)

Too bad for you.  Quiet weekend mornings, the picnic table in the
back yard ... oh well, you get the point.  Have you ever considered
black lights and flourescent body paint?

>Scottish accent?  Hmm, the only time I can recall chatting with someone
>who had a scottish accent was waiting to get through the berlin wall a few
>years ago.  They were both charming, and if my cousin hadn't been waiting
>for me (she lives in west berlin, so she was in a different line), I would
>probably have joined them for drinks.  The accent didn't particularly
>make an impression, however.

Take note, Al.  I didn't know what to tell you yesterday.  Just
because Scottish accents got the "Jenni" facade's loins musky, I
didn't want to make sweeping statements.

>Confession?  Never been to confession in my life.  Not only am I an atheist,
>so are my parents.

I should be so lucky.

And I couldn't help but notice there was one point you glossed over
entirely.  Would you like to share with us why you won't say whether
you swallow or not?  You own stock in Kleenex corporation or
something?

>Unfortunately, I carried on a conversation with her for about an hour,
>using all our secret recognition signals, and she didn't bite.  :-)

Maybe she'd just left her Nookie Gnawing Decoder Ring(tm) at home
that day.

>There's a difference between having sexual tension in a relationship and
>being romantically interested.  Sexual tension is present in *many* of
>my relationships with other people, while romantic interest is much less
>prevalent.

Regadless of romantic interest, if there's sexual tension, you're
doing something wrong.  I can fully understand sexual compression,
shear, and (if you're good) torsion.  The only tension in sex should
be in the ropes.

>Peeve: People who don't understand the difference between sex and love.

Peeve:  People, who engaged in the former, are concerned with the
latter.

>"Sex should be friendly.  Otherwise|
>stick to mechanical toys; it's    |
>more sanitary." TEFL, Heinlein    |

Still having that sticking problem?  As I said, water should take
care of most anything.

drew
banta@abingdon.sun.com
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die your    
soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."  
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