HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: an7481@anon.penet.fi (blooze)
Subject: Who the Hell Knows.....
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 08:37:06 GMT


Hi,

I'm a 26 year old system programmer by day and rock guitarist by night.
I don't fit the computer nerd image at all!  In fact nobody believes me
when I tell them what I really do for a living ie. the stint in a rock
is for kicks only.  I'm 6'6" and have brown hair and green eyes.  I love
all types of music.

I especially like exotic women (I have spent extensive time in Mexico and
South America).  I travel alot during the year so one may never know, but
I might be in your area.  I am presently working towards my Phd in CIS
and plan on finishing in about four years ( I work full time also).  I am
interested  in just about anything and I'm a good listener (reader) so
write me some e-mail and I'll definitely respond.

Looking towards putting some excitement into my workday!

Ray
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From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: Should Steve and Jesica get together?
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 15:18:15 GMT


In article <C16pyB.GMG@news.cso.uiuc.edu> dv52151@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (RedSwordTar
ga) writes:
>
>Well, first of all, Jessica is spelled with another s. As far as the
>whole Jessica hacking on Michele... at least her posts are interesting
>to read.
>
>  Axly


You're right.  Although, a bitch like yourself should be able to spice things
up a bit??????
-- 
"If you love someone, set them free......If they don't come back....hunt them
 down and kill them."
-=sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu                 -???
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin)
Subject: Re: A Poem made better by SJO
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 16:04:38 GMT


this guy/bitch had a very warped view of what real love is, so I have taken the
liberty to 'revise' his, or her poem for 'today's' world:
enjoy


In article <1993Jan22.010640.28499@lemuria.sai.com> ap.4629@cupid.sai.com write
s:
>
>
>              True Love Is
>
>Cuddling close to the 455ci big block you just finished rebuilding.
>Never being afraid to show your ass to people who need to see it.
>Never feeling unwanted. (thats for sure,  heh heh heh)
>Never having to get drunk alone
>
>Staying together through
>all the lying and cheating.
>Sharing lashes with the bull wip.
>
>Getting sex when you need it.
>Giving your valued opinion when it's needed.
>
>Expressed through a beating,
>A wipping,
>A smacking
>Or just plain degrading insults.
>
>Sharing underwear,
>Dreams of sexier spouses than your own,
>Fears of getting caught with your neigbor's......
>And beer mugs
>
>Everchanging,
>Starting as flaming (thats good enough)
>Changing into a warm glow.
>But the glow never dies.
>


All compliments on these additions go to sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu

heh heh heh heh!!!
-- 
"If you love someone, set them free......If they don't come back....hunt them
 down and kill them."
-=sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu                 -???
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: smithrud@advtech.uswest.com ()
Subject: Re: SHAME ON ALL YOU ANON POSTERS!
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:55:01 GMT

In article <1993Jan21.150954.26981@bmerh85.bnr.ca> nobody writes:
>you silly nerds!! an1840@anon.penet.fi fucks all MARIED DORKS for fun...or
>whatever!! shame on you! shame on you! some of us out here are STRUGGLING to
>even get an email address..... and you geeks are posting anonymously!! i hope
>you all get fired and never get a job again!! stupid illiterate anons!!! if
>your so lonely and dont get enough attention, go send yourself some email!!
>
>-- 
>Dan Perl	(613)763-9411
>Bell-Northern Research, Ottawa

Pretty funny, Dan. =)  It drives home how ridiculous the post on MARRIED
DORKS was.

Cari
(smithrud@ucsu.colorado.edu)

Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: fvalenti@alfred.carleton.ca (Fraser Valentine)
Subject: Re: Gays in the Military
Organization: Carleton University, Ottawa, Canada
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 17:47:31 GMT

In article <1k4g4qINNrko@flop.ENGR.ORST.EDU> reidyj@storm.CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy) writes:
>
>There are some more pressing problems the military has to face in the
>next several years.  The most daunting of these is trying to maintain
>a war time stance in  a peace time environment.

As a Canadian, I would submit that one of the things your country has to
worry about is how to pay for the military-industrial complex.  I am not
conviced that other nations are willing to continue to support the action
Americans have taken abroad for much longer.

>
>Both we and the Soviet Union have done this for 50 years.  The Soviet
>Union's economy was destroyed because of it, and I submit the only
>reason our's hasn't been is because we have better credit!  After
>all, when the currency of the entire world is based on the U. S.
>dollar, ther are a lot of people with vested intersts in keeping us
>afloat, aren't they?

Currency has not ALWAYS been based on the United Stated dollar and I'm not
sure it always will be either.
From: TAM131@psuvm.psu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: One Hell of a Women
Date: 27 Jan 93 15:31:11 GMT
 <1993Jan27.074108.11574@oz.plymouth.edu>
Organization: Penn State University

If that wasn't feminism that you dropped in my lap about my nickname then you
tell me what it is?  Trust me, you will need a White Knight sometime in your
life time.  You may not realize who they are, becasue most of them don't
advertise!

White Knight
Things just look better from atop a horse
From: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com (Erik Radmall)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: An ethic's question from an ethical person
Date: 25 Jan 93 21:47:03 GMT
Reply-To: eradm@wbst845e.xerox.com
Organization: Xerox Corporation

In article 1@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu, cvadrgih@vmsb.is.csupomona.edu () writes:
>Is it ethical to suddenly, and without explanation stop talking to a friend?

NO NO NO!!! Some <expletive> female did that to me once, and it was one
of the most agonizing few weeks of my life! If you have any decency about
you, you will be up-front and honest with whomever you are talking about.
To do otherwise is not only a display of very bad manners, but causes the
"target" to suffer from not knowing why it happened.
From: infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: ARE ALL MEN JERKS?????
Date: 22 Jan 93 17:28:02 GMT
Organization: Duke University; Durham, N.C.

In article <1993Jan21.224441.6293@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
>
>In article <8921@news.duke.edu> infante@acpub.duke.edu (Andrew  Infante) writes
>:
>>
>>> and independent, would like to raise kids, values the husbands role in a
>>                       ^^^^^^^^^^
>>
>>that of course is nowhere on my list (for now, I'm still young and poor :()
>
>
>not to mention stupid, boring, and smelly.
>-- 
>"If you love someone, set them free......If they don't come back....hunt them
> down and kill them."
>-=sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu                 -???

OOOh, I'm so hurt!

Stupid, hardly.

Boring, maybe to you.

Smelly, grow up little boy.

Exactly why I _didn't_ mention such things.

Do you have any friends?

Do they think they are your friends?  Or do they hang out with you
because you're such a hip, cool dude who knows just what to say at
just the right time?

der.

later.

andy
.
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: smithrud@advtech.uswest.com ()
Subject: Re: hi guys..
Organization: U S WEST Advanced Technologies
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 00:27:20 GMT

In article <55j3ldj@rpi.edu> petitc@nuge101.its.rpi.edu (Christopher Jon Petit) writes:
>lerczak@acsu.buffalo.edu (Horse) writes:
>
>>sorlin@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Steven J Orlin) writes:
>
>>>Is it just me or does anyone else find 'real' sex better than email sex?
>
>>some people just can't get the real thing... 
>
>  More food for thought...
>
>  Does Virtual Sex leave Virtual Babies lying around on the net? :&)
>

Of course it does!  You've seen them around.  They're always crying
and whining about something.  The amazing thing is that they know
how to post articles too.  ;)

Cari
(smithrud@ucsu.colorado.edu)
From: ranfry@mala.proteus.qc.ca (Ranfry)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: FUCK ALL YOU MARRIED DORKS!
Date: 23 Jan 93 22:58:17 GMT
Organization: Mala's Refuge, Montreal, Canada

In <1jn2buINN4g4@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> strickha@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Heath A. Strickland) writes:
>This guy must be taking some kinda fish hormones but he does have a goood  
>point!  Marriage isn't a committment to be taken as lightly as these "open  
>relationships" make it to be.  You don't marry a girl just because you  
>love her,  (you move in with her and get close to her then),  marriage is  
>COMMITTMENT!!!   Yes that includes sexually.  This is why many of us  
>bachelors are still bachelors because we actually believe marriage is  
>committment and we just can't commit.  However,  I do see how marriage  
>could be just a convienient set up for a couple and they don't care  
>whether one sleeps around or nothing.  I don't think we should call this  
>marriage.....rather how about "welded"  instead of "wedded".  Then instead  
>of MWM seeking sex it can be WWM seeking sex and we'll all know where the  
>guy stands with his wife.

	Oh come on, relax dude, don't let your outdated Judeo-Christian
moralities run our lives.  Commitment does NOT mean exclusivity.  Only if
the couple agree to be sexualy exclusive does it.  Stop putting down those
who have open relationships, they DO work.


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From: reidyj@storm.CS.ORST.EDU (Jay Reidy)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Gays in the Military
Date: 26 Jan 93 23:06:02 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, Oregon State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: storm.cs.orst.edu

Playing slap and tickle on duty and/or in the barracks doesn't cut
it.  Whether it's hetero or homosexual.  But on liberty, at home or
wherever, what soemone does in the bedroom is his own business.

There are some more pressing problems the military has to face in the
next several years.  The most daunting of these is trying to maintain
a war time stance in  a peace time environment.

Both we and the Soviet Union have done this for 50 years.  The Soviet
Union's economy was destroyed because of it, and I submit the only
reason our's hasn't been is because we have better credit!  After
all, when the currency of the entire world is based on the U. S.
dollar, ther are a lot of people with vested intersts in keeping us
afloat, aren't there?
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: evansmp@uhura.aston.ac.uk (Mark Evans)
Subject: Re: Daft twits who know nothing about phones
Organization: Aston University
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL241235]
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 10:26:37 GMT

Steven J. Sobol (sjsobol@wariat.org) wrote:
: an2913@anon.penet.fi wrote:
: 
: : 011 44 898 533 3383
: 
: anyone care to call this number and see what happens?

1) This number was posted by an american (most probably)
2) The number is a UK premium rate number
3) You can't dial it from outside the UK. (if you can complain loudly)
4) Who ever posted it is clueless about the format of telephone numbers, 
internationaly. (there are 6 digits after the area code, thus +44 898 533338)
5) since mid last year all 898 numbers are recorded info services (or ones
which claim to be controlled by DTMF).

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca (Zee Cyste)
Subject: *This* is my favourite post of the week
Organization: Ugly Twisted Nastiness
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 20:15:15 GMT

Psychotic babbling from an5717@anon.penet.fi follows:
>
>Hi!
>
>I am a SWM, 43 years old, 5'4", 325 pounds, bald, lots of acne,
>and I bathe only once a week. I still have at least half of my
>teeth, and I never cut my toenails. I have a high school education,
>and a good job at a waste treatment plant.
>
>I am looking for seven gorgeous blondes aged 21-25 to be my sex
>slaves (one for each day of the week).
>You should be model quality, and extremely intelligent and well
>educated. Virgins preferred.
>
>I expect to get at least as many replies as all of those
>SWM's, good looking, ... ads.
>
>Looking forward to hear from you.
>
>Love and kisses,
>
>Bert

Way to go Bert!

Straight from the hip, keep those expectations low and you're bound
to succeed [grin].

My favourite part has got to be 'expect to get at least...'

Hmmm, that reminds me, I'd better cut MY toenails.

-- 
                                        These are my opinions.
E-mail: giovanne@ccrs.emr.ca
"Beneath this facade of laughter lies a torn and shattered man"
             - The Antichrist
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn)
Subject: DID NOT POST THIS.
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 13:02:54 GMT


I DID NOT POST THIS ARTICLE AGAIN..!!!!!!

>> Article 43609 in alt.personals:
>> From: an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn)
>> Subject: hi guys..
>> Hello men...
>> Gee my mailbox..heh..heh..is empty..can you guys fill it up but use
>> your anonymity...sex is better that way till I get to know you better
>> via it..
>> Thanks ..hope to hear from you..
>> Michelle Lynn

This was MY ORGIONAL POST but I NEVER POSTED NOW after all the flaming, so do not
bother to reply to it..

Michelle Lynn
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Subject: Re: DID NOT POST..!!
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 26 Jan 1993 03:12:41 GMT
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1993Jan23.035351.17520@fuug.fi>, an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn) writes:
>I did not post a request for email to talk sex, I told you that I was not
>giong to post but READ the net , I will NOT reply to anymore eamil only
>the ones I write to now..
> I can assume someone took the orgional article and with a bit of computer
>knowledge posted it..!!!  
> I DID NOT POST----  HI GUYS... for a 2nd time...
>
>
>Michelle Lynn 

See what I mean?  I'm sure it's not my imagination.


This looks suspiciously like a POST to me.

Maybe I'm finally losing it.  It had to happen.  Musta been that rough weekend
I just had ...





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Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc,alt.personals.bo
From: cfair@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Charles Fairbanks)
Subject: Re: Who Reads this Newsgroup? RESULTS OF SURVEY
Summary: Shutup Already!
Keywords: Enough!
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 19:09:17 GMT

OK, who's the silly shit who posted this damned post 20 times?!  Enough!
Newsgroups: alt.personals,alt.personals.ads,alt.personals.misc,alt.personals.bondage,alt.personals.poly,alt.backrubs
From: morale@jec306.its.rpi.edu (Enrique Morales)
Subject: Re: Who Reads this Newsgroup? RESULTS OF SURVEY
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 19:45:31 GMT

Heintz 57 is ketchup!!
ha ha ha.
This joke is only funny 'cause you fell for it!
Have you ever looked at the bottle of Heinz ketchup? It has a big
number 57 written on it.

Enrique... a lurker(not anymore I guess)
From: mikey@eukanuba.wpd.sgi.com (Mike Yang)
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: Gays in the Military
Date: 27 Jan 93 02:14:14 GMT
Reply-To: mikey@sgi.com
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.

|> Funny, we were just wondering what you think!  What I mean is, shouldn't you
|> say first what you think about it before asking us?  But anyway, here is my
|> opinion.

Based on your opinion, here's mine.  I don't think Blacks should have
been allowed in the military back in time where the policy changed.
Those Southerners were sure darn right back then:

Here are some of the problems I see arising.  How would a White male
feel about sharing the showers with a Black?  How would a Black feel
about it?  Would there be punishments for Blacks harassing Whites?
Would the Blacks be safe, considering that WASP-tendencies are pretty
strong in the military?

The bottom line is: the military's purpose is defence.  Would its efficiency
be affected by admitting Blacks, because of the problems this would generate?
Can a country take such a risk with its defence system?

Basically, I agree that Blacks should be admitted in the military.  There is
even a precedent since women are admitted.  But that's an idealistic measure,
and I can see the point of those who oppose it.  And maybe the world is just
not ready for this yet.  Maybe other changes have to come first to prepare
our society for it.

- M
From: shulick@cineret.ucs.indiana.edu (Sam Hulick)
Subject: Re: Yummy Candy to Prevent Flames
Organization: Vallen Software
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 00:36:00 GMT


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:)

Good call!!

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Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an6458@anon.penet.fi
Subject: Would love to see you again!
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1993 22:30:59 GMT


We met at the mall yesterday. You were wearing skin tight black mini and
high heels. I complemented you on the way you looked. You smiled
and said that I looked very attractive also.
You rubbed yourself up against me and placed your hands on my pants but said you had to go.

Please write. i miss you.
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From: phantasm@iastate.edu ()
Subject: Greetings again Orlin...
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 16:08:54 GMT

We have talked before...

me> Do you know what to do with those holes you have blown?

you> Perhaps strangle whiny little bastards like yourself and stuff them back
you> up?

me> Strangling involves choking to death with something more substantial than
me> holes...

you> Re-read slower this time cheez.

It reads the same, fast or slow...

me> If you do continue trying to become a mechanical engineer in the automotive
me> industry, I suggest you specialize in exhaust...

you> You've run a 'finger' on me haven't you?  Yes well, although that is an 
you> idealistic idea, I DO realize that its not quite practical, except for
you> personal use in the garage.  For which the older, real copper ones work
you> quite well actually.

Glad to hear it... Thank you for taking the time to meet me...

As for you, Steve Sobol...

SS> Man, it's time someone picks on this boy besides me! Thank you!
SS>
SS> :) :) :) :)

I am not out to pick on Orlin... Not here in alt.personals... I just wanted
to acquaint myself with the two of you... And now I have...

Pleased to meet you as well...

Fortune smile on you all...

phantasm
Newsgroups: alt.personals
From: an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn)
Subject: go flame a..
Organization: Anonymous contact service
X-Anonymously-To: alt.personals
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 23:28:54 GMT

Why don't you go falme a steak, I'll post a thank you to who ever the hell
I feel like...I said i was not going to post an article about talking XXX
sex with guys again..ok..!!!

Michelle Lynn

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From: mreinker@nyx.cs.du.edu (matthew Reinker)
Subject: Re: Meet Mary Ann Ybarra !
X-Disclaimer: Nyx is a public access Unix system run by the University
	of Denver for the Denver community.  The University has neither
	control over nor responsibility for the opinions of users.
Organization: Nyx, Public Access Unix at U. of Denver Math/CS dept.
Date: Fri, 29 Jan 93 01:16:42 GMT

In article <1k9dvuINNo87@uwm.edu> markh@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Mark) writes:
>In article <93019.133823U53644@uicvm.uic.edu> <U53644@uicvm.uic.edu> writes:
>>Subject: A happy holiday greeting from Mary Ann Ybarra !
>>Hi ! This is both an introduction, and a personal. During the holiday season, I
>>received the following note from a certain young lady with whom I had never
>>conversed before. The content made it clear that she was looking for something
>>(and the fact that she sent it to a lot of men indicated that she definitely
>>wanted to find it). Unfortunately, I was already spoken for at the time, and
>>couldn't take her up on it. I'm sure that at least one of you, however, can
>>give her the attention that she deserves.
>
>She's married, she's not looking, and you're obviously a Republican.

Look,, I'm a Republican and just because it is "cool" to be a Democrat
doesn't mean we have to be prejudiced about all this.  And, besides, I
doubt Clinton will be able to clean up the mess the other guys left.
Especially in four years.  God help us if he can do anything at all!

Ooh yeah, Disclaimer:  I only voted this year because I wasn't elderly
enough to vote before, if anyone cares, and I don't speak for my school,
and would hope it dies in a sea of red tape...

--
My Ideas and opinions are my own. I don't share.
Any errors you find in grammer or spelling are not mistakes, but ART!

"I'm going slightly mad!"      Queen
Newsgroups: alt.personals
Subject: Re: thanks guys..
From: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Date: 26 Jan 1993 03:41:01 GMT
Reply-To: parks_typ@med.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: blade.wcc.govt.nz

In article <1993Jan24.210743.3255@fuug.fi>, an3860@anon.penet.fi (Michelle Lynn) writes:
>I just want to thank all the guys who are supporting me in my struggle on this
>net and I just like to say a BIG THANK YOU...to them, I appreciate the vote
>of confidence and hope we continue to email our thoughts to one another..
>thank you...
>
> Michelle Lynn

Save it for email then.





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