HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: RICHH MISSES HIS BIG CHANCE--BUT FINDS ANOTHER
Date: 15 Oct 1992 18:18:13 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1bkaghINNovi@fido.asd.sgi.com> cj@sgi.com writes:
>
>In article <1bk85lINN7sa@rave.larc.nasa.gov>, kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov writes:
>|gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun) writes:
>|>kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
>|>>Well, I have this spare 11/780 if you want it...
>|>oh, yeah.  and how much would THAT raise my
>|>electric bill every month?
>|Depends on whether you have electric heating or not.
>
>She wouldn't NEED electric heating with that running.

Well, that's the point.  With an 11/780, you can turn your furnace off.  Now,
your cost of running the machine is now approximately the cost of running
an electric furnace with the same power output (I believe this is about
28 million BTU according to a back of the envelope calculation), since the
machine can be considered effectively just a resistive load.  It is neither
more nor less efficient at converting electricity to heat than any other
purely resistive device (like an electric furnace).

So, if you have a 28 million BTU electric furnace, you can turn it off and run 
the Vax instead.  If, on the other hand, you have a gas or oil furnace, you
can turn that off and run the Vax.  However, the Vax, like an electric
furnace, will be more expensive to operate than a gas or oil furnace because
the cost per erg of energy of oil or gas is less than that of electricity.

This is why I say that the added cost depends on whether you have an electric
furnace or not.
--scott

(incidentally the 11/780 has a linear power supply, which is part of the
 reason that you can consider it effectively resistive.  There is a small
 inductive component too, but I think it's only going to affect things a
 couple of hundred BTU on either side of the line)
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Dusssssssst
Date: 12 Oct 1992 03:24:09 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4


I secretly love the dust on the bottom of cereal boxes.  Every time a pour
a bowl, I know I'm one step closer to Nirvana (not the group).  I lust for
it.  Sometimes, I even dump out the all the cereal just to get to it quicker.

I suppose Kent will be after me for beging dependent on foriegn substances,
that evil powder.


Mark "Cereal Dust Anonymous" Lippert
From: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fair is fair: Jordan
Date: 12 Oct 1992 22:08:37 GMT
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory
Reply-To: inspecti@ux7.lbl.gov ()
NNTP-Posting-Host: ux7.lbl.gov

In article <JON.92Oct12120028@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:



you're gonna make me puke


inspecti

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Life
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1992 14:52:11 GMT


life is painted sometimes with broad swaths of color, sometimes with fine
delicate subtle lines. and sometimes it looks like someone just smeared
catshit all over the canvas.

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: Frightening Halloween ideas wanted
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 8 Oct 1992 12:47:07 GMT

> milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) spews repeatedly:
{deleted}
>
>IN BED
>

HAW HAW!@!@

I GET IT!@!@!@

ADD IN BED TO EVERYTHING!@!@ 
JUS' LIKE ONE OF THEM CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIES!@!@!@#!#
{deleted}
>
>IN BED
>

STOP IT!@!@ HAW!#@! SNORT!@!@!# YER KILLIN ME!@!@#!!#

{deleted}
>
>IN BED
>

THIS KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER!@!@# STOP!@!@

{deleted}
>
>IN BED
>
>
>-- 
>Copy this .sig and just say noe to big-brother's monitoring of public bandwidth
                             ^^^
>*Neil Bush S&L coverup potatoe wiretaps search & seizure bill of rights dead  *
                             ^^

HAW!@!@ HAW!@!@#@! I GET IT !@#!#!@!@

YOU BREWMEISTER, ARE NO GREG NOWAK!@!@ HAW!@#@#

fucking jelly donut

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Subject: Re: alt.music.jewish ?
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 18:57:31 GMT

IN ALT.CONFIG markw@gvlf7-p.gvl.unisys.com (Mark H. Weber) writes:
)
)Did I miss the discussion for alt.music.JEWISH? I haven't seen a newgroup
)control message for it, but I'm getting regular traffic for it in "JUNK".

Jewish music is junk!


Note: this is my obligatory second jewish joke so that fucking
politically-correct oldbies don't go into menopause early, thinking
that I'm a racist..


...hugs


carasso
-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: Daniel.Gih%bbs@quake.sylmar.ca.us (Daniel Gih)
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 92 11:20:46 PDT
Organization: Quake Public Access, San Fernando Valley, CA (818)362-6092
Subject: Re: #&%*! SHENG LONG (was Re: Abortion, family leave, what next?)
Distribution: world
Reply-To: Daniel.Gih%bbs@quake.sylmar.ca.us (Daniel Gih)
X-Posting-Software: UniBoard 1.10a S/N 210921

Inmessage <1b4kejINNkfj@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>
dated 9 Oct 92 18:53:06 GMT
by712@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Mark E. Bradley) writes:

 
 In a previous article, arsmith@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Alan Smith) says:
> 
> >Okay a couple of things.
> >
> >1) You'll note that I put alt.games.sf2 back in the header.  Please do the
> >same on future postings.  (Yeah, right)
> >
> >2) WHO THE *%$@! IS SHENG LONG?  More importantly, who cares?  If you manage

> >to get an unbiased view together, send me email.  That's UNBIASED.  As in th
e
> >FACTS.  How old he is is a FACT.  What his job is is a FACT.  That he's the 

> >savior of our race is NOT a FACT.  That he's the stupidest person on the fac
e
> >of the earth is NOT a FACT.  Get it?
> >
> >3) I'm gonna skip the sig line, you guys wouldn't get it anyway.
> 
> Would someone also send me mail about Sheng Long?  Someone said it was Ryu's
> uppercut punch but others said it was his teacher.  Also could someone mail
> me the Chun Li strategy guide?  The one that starts "So you want to play the
> hot, sexy babe from China?" or something like that.
> 
> 
> "C'MON SWEET CHUNKS!  Y'R MY IDEAL TOUCHY-FEELY!!"

What the Sheng Long is...
It's really another name to the uppercut that Ryu preforms...there was a
rumor about that being a character that go started in Electronic Gaming
Monthly but the the truth of it was that it was a April Fool's joke on its
reader.
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Love/Hate
Date: 7 Oct 1992 07:42:57 GMT
Organization: The International House of Secretions
NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4

In article <6532@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@ac13.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
*>(rpwhite) writes:
*>> You know you have lived too long when you can pick up Pink Floyd in one
*>> of those "Any tape - $4.99" bins.
*
*>NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*
*>So which one was it?
*
*Not just one dude. I picked up a copy of "The Final Cut" for $4.99 and
*they also had "Animals" at the same price. 

See?  And I didn't even skip ahead to find this article.


Mark "Discount God" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: billbill@wetware.com (Bill Bill)
Subject: Mind, your p's and q's
Organization: Castle Wetware
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 06:31:26 GMT


My IP address is bigger than your IQ address.


                              billbill@wetware.com
From: cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: short confession
Date: 11 Oct 92 05:37:04 GMT
Reply-To: cj@sgi.com (C J Silverio)
Organization: SGI TechPubs
NNTP-Posting-Host: eno.wpd.sgi.com

---
dfqfrby@shoes.BELL-ATL.COM (Connor) writes:
|The Ramones are rather bland .... check out [good stuff]

I seem to be wobbling in between Sonny Sharrock and 
Nusrah Fateh Ali Khan these days.  It's a pain to
listen to the Ramones, because every time I do, Lance
makes some snide remark which obliges me to gag him,
hog-tie him, and stuff him in the closet.

---
c j silverio
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: orc@amber.uucp (David Parsons)
Subject: Re: I don't mind.
Organization: Ministry of Skritching
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:39:43 GMT

In article <Bw2DzK.4Br@news.larc.nasa.gov> kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey) writes:
|In article <1992Oct13.004310.21237@midway.uchicago.edu> orc@sybase.com writes:
|>I don't mind, much, that the ReVox is gone.
|If it was an A77, you can have my spare.  The capstan guide is worn, though,
|and I'm gonna replace it one of these days.

   'Twasnt.  It was one of their decade-old CD players that I've been
looking at and saying "I've *got to replace this sooner or later." Isn't
it nice that I had help in my decision?


|>I don't mind, much, that the ML#29 is now sitting at some fence's
|>apartment, as the burglars are being told that "oh, no, this isn't
|>worth shit; it's far too much of a rare item for me to fence."
|
|Do you know how they managed to get the ML#29 out?  Did they use a 
|forklift?  I can't possibly imagine a couple of burglars trying to 
|extract such a thing.  Hell, my Citation IIs took two people just to
|get into position.

   #29's are pretty lightweight.  Only 50-60 pounds.  That plus my jug
of change and my CD's is probably all that someone can take (how much
did $500 in silver weigh anyway; I hope the nice people ruptured
themselves)


|>However, I could consider it an act of a merciful god if all of my
|>CD's turned into rats and ate the eyes and genitals out of the nice
|>people who liberated them from me.
|I recommend you call around to pawn shops and known fencing agencies in
|the area and tell them that you are looking for some good high-end equipment.

   But the CD's are gone.  And a lot of them are out of print.  And
CD's sell for $3 at used CD stores.  I hope they turn into rats.

   I'll not even mention my displeasure at realizing the the Sun's at the
office seem to be unable to uucp coherently to any other uucp on this
planet...


                 ____
   david parsons \bi/  "Hey! They didn't take any of the vinyl!"
                  \/
From: mha1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (MICHAEL H. ALAIMO)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep Leans On The Mike Stand, And Takes A Deep Breath
Date: 15 Oct 92 19:49:13 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <1biuj7INN9ua@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yar
vin) writes:
>"That was 'Intestinal Overdrive.'"
>
I kept yelling for them to play "Obscured By Dry Ice" but all Rictus would
ever reply was:
                Fuck your mama, asshole, the pussy eater bitch.
-- 


: MIKE ALAIMO        :    ************************
: Brain Surgeon      :    *       BUSH-FREE      *
: Rocket Scientist & :    *        IN '93        *
: General Neophyte   :    ************************
                                      .
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: cough lozenges
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 16:28:00 GMT

"Fisherman's Friend" now comes in sugar-free.

They're no better than any other cough drop except for the name and
the package and their being Lancastrian.

Mark., <noise used on Python sketch omitted>
gooley@netcom.com
From: gypsy@alembic.acs.com (drunk in the snow with a gun)
Subject: Re: yee haww!!!!
Keywords: a car
Organization: and yer little dog, too
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1992 06:22:54 GMT

In article <1992Oct10.230322.13053@mnemosyne.cs.du.edu> pfinerty@nyx.cs.du.edu (big daddy hate box) writes:
>
>cool. it drove nicely as well. monday i will bring it to a dealership and
>have them check it for any screwed up type things. i hope it is cool and i
>will have a car. ciao etc.

and if that doesn't work out, you could buy
my super beetle.  i put new tires on it and
changed all the fluids and filters, but it
still needs a steering damper, new seats, a
new trunk hood, new locks, a new ignition
switch, and a floor.

m
-- 
"...at night they lurk outside the tall barrier staring with curious
 wild eyes into the flat field, feeling cheated." -- Beryl Markham
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: Re: Short, shameful sitar
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 19:08:41 GMT

In article <1992Oct10.064821.20349@terminator.cc.umich.edu> ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano) writes:
>gone through my sturm-und-drang and was still mighty surly.  Somebody
>is selling a sitar in ann arbor.  It's only $75.  I saw it with my
>own two eyes, and i know that it is available now as i type this at
>2:55 am.  I can't play sitar.  I've never wanted to play a sitar.  I
>know for a solid fact that i would never use it for any practical
>purpose, and in fact i have to watch my budget very very very closely
>this month.
>
>I lust for a sitar.
>
>AjD
>save me

I own a sitar that I lusted over, that I can't play and that I have
never used for any practical purpose. I watch my budget very closely
but, like television, it is dismal.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.fan.chaki.chaki.chaki,alt.cascade
From: gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO)
Subject: Re: freeze-dried gulliblity in plethora sauce
Organization: Ostfold College
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 15:51:19 GMT

In article <nking.718974041@unix1.tcd.ie> nking@unix1.tcd.ie (Nev's family recipe) writes:
>From: nking@unix1.tcd.ie (Nev's family recipe)
>Subject: Re: freeze-dried gulliblity in plethora sauce
>Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 11:00:41 GMT
>In <gunnarh.196.718903922@dhhalden.no> gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Oct10.014226.27874@tc.cornell.edu> mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh) writes:
>>>From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
>>>Subject: Re: freeze-dried gulliblity in plethora sauce
>>>Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 01:42:26 GMT
>>>In article <BvtrDI.Dxq@csc.liv.ac.uk> markr@csc.liv.ac.uk (Mark Rivers) writes:
>>>>milliken@athena.cs.uga.edu (Brewmeister) writes:
>>>>>gunnarh@dhhalden.no (GUNNAR HORRIGMO) writes:
>>>>>>mbur@nyx.cs.du.edu (MAC) writes:
>>>>>>>schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius) writes:
>>>>>>>>carasso@inference.com (C A R A S S O) writes:
>>>>>>>>>gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
>>>>>>>>>)I nipped into a handy brick wall and came out disguised as Aneurin
>>>>>>>>>)Bevan, forgetting that he had been dead for some years.  
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I've always had a special place in my heart for the Japanese people.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I've always had a special place in my basement for Japanese people.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I've always had a special place in my bed for Japanese women.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I've always had a special place in my head for Japanese lobotomy.
>>>>>
>>>>>I've always had a special place in my workstation for Japanese electronics.
>>>>> 
>>>>I've always had a serious face hence my predisposition with Japanese frolics.
>>>
>>>I've always worn frilly lace since my expedition with Japanese alcoholics.
>>>
>>I've always blown my nose with shame since my New-Zealand trip with Japanese 
>>politicians.
>I've always shown my hose and came too quick with Japanese polygamians. 
I've always laughed at my neighbours prick, when he shoots too quick with 
his japanese dick.
 


          /\           | I didn't say this.      | 
        /    \         | My supervisor would     | 
      /        \       | kill me if i did.       | "What's in the basket?"
    /    (<>)    \     |_________________________| 
  /                \   |Gunnar Horrigmo          | 
/____________________\ |gunnarh@sofus.dhhalden.no| "It's my brother!"
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Name that thread (Re: I TOLD YOU SO)
Date: 15 Oct 92 21:26:44 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson) writes:
)
)a gif of carasso's penis and a few quatloos to the best answer.

I guess you reconstructed an image of it from your mothers blood
vagina as I pounded into her until she fainted and I stepped on and
crushed her throat, and then kicked her crotch with my motorcycle
boots until her uterus became visible.


BLACK WINDOWLESS VAN, 
kindda like the story of Cinderella

.

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gj156879@prince.carleton.ca ( gj student 156879)
Subject: Completing my sentence: out on BAIL.
Organization: Carleton University
Date: Fri, 16 Oct 1992 03:00:53 GMT

In the days when I ate meat, I liked to wrap my genitals in salami and
sing to little fishes while gargling scope and bathing in wet cement.
 

Actually, I DO eat meat, even now.
 
OOPS.
 
By the way, I think political thought is NOT bizarre, unless you
believe as I believe, that all politicians should be forced to wear
big signs that say "I'M A POLITICAL GOON AND I RUN YOUR PATHETIC
LITTLE LIFE".  And they should be publically pelted with tomatoes.
And potatoes.  Or the toes of the damned.

Ed Asner is my God.
He's fat.
He's bald.
He's the coolest man on the whole fuggin' planet.
He's YODA's yoda.

                                                            Nik
                                          Blood sugar levels dropping!
                                                  Inject SNICKERS BAR!
From: rdc@netcom.com (MR. COMMUNIST)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: good intro arabic dictionary?
Date: 8 Oct 92 19:23:55 GMT
Organization: Soviet Socialist Society, Incorp.

IN SOC.CULTURE.ARABIC Peter Clitherow <pc@bellcore.com> writes:
)
)anyone have any recommendations for a good arabic-english,
)english-arabic dictionary - with vowels?  (i.e. designed for use by
)those learning arabic, rather than english) i don't want a huge tome,
)just something small, portable and reasonably cheap...


..it would be too easy...

...carasso "showing self-restraint"

p.s. "egrep bomb /usr/dict/words"

-- 

IVAN IQTOVITCH,		"WORKERS UNITE  OVER IMPERIALIST PIG"
COMMUNIST PARTY,		--IVATOLI STEPHANIVIC,
MUSMAK DEVISION			  BRAVE MARTAR
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: veep debate
Organization: University of Central Florida
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 01:16:06 GMT

cj@eno.wpd.sgi.com (C.J. Silverio) writes:

>--- 
>Stockdale: Uh V-v-v-v-vietnam my boss Ross I'm not This is
>	   why we have gridlock buhdee buhdee buhdee that's all
>	   for me, folks!

>Though I feel bad about making fun of him.  I spent
>part of the debate wincing in sympathetic pain whenever
>he spoke.

Seriously.  I got this mental image of Perot sitting there watching
the debate giving a Homer Simpson "D'oh!" and slapping his forehead
whenever Stockdale spoke.

Comedy Channel made it bearable, though.

infidel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Short, shameful sitar
Organization: bottle of hate
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 1992 06:48:21 GMT

I pasted up the classified ads tonight.  The last couple pages had to
be ripped up and re-pasted three times before everything fit; the end
result is seven pages of advertising which looks like it was applied
with a butterknife.  And then, later on i stabbed my pinky very firmly
and forthrightly with the exacto, and although it was an accident the
other keyliner thought i had done it on purpose since i had already
gone through my sturm-und-drang and was still mighty surly.  Somebody
is selling a sitar in ann arbor.  It's only $75.  I saw it with my
own two eyes, and i know that it is available now as i type this at
2:55 am.  I can't play sitar.  I've never wanted to play a sitar.  I
know for a solid fact that i would never use it for any practical
purpose, and in fact i have to watch my budget very very very closely
this month.

I lust for a sitar.

AjD
save me
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Subject: Re: Fair is fair: Jordan
Reply-To: gary@sci34hub.sci.com (Gary Heston)
Organization: SCI Systems, Inc., Huntsville, Al.
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1992 17:20:47 GMT

In article <JON.92Oct12120028@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd) writes:
 (re: eloquent postings by gypsy@alembic.acs.com and rdc@netcom.com)

>you two are gonna make me puke.

Go ahead. We don't mind or care, as the mess will be in your office, on
your keyboard, and won't bother us at all.

Got a fixation this week, eh?

-- 
Gary Heston    SCI Systems, Inc.  gary@sci34hub.sci.com   site admin
The Chairman of the Board and the CFO speak for SCI. I'm neither.
"...I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I
thought 'One of us is in real trouble'." Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: oh, gross
Date: 13 Oct 92 06:13:51 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

CJ:
|I just got the pop-tab on my Coke can stuck
|in my left nostril.

Silly lump!

SNORT the powder,
DRINK the liquid.

Got it?

mr HEINOUS
it has been certified by the US Government that there is less than 1
part in 10,000,000 concentration of cocaine in Coca-Cola.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jcarroll@ferris.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)
Subject: Re: I have a problem.
Originator: jcarroll@ferris
Organization: Cray Research, Inc.
Date: 16 Oct 92 15:10:54 CDT


In article <1blcpiINNlte@agate.berkeley.edu>, curtis@cs.berkeley.edu (Curtis Yarvin) writes:
> Dear T.b,
> 
> I've been catching myself trying to solve Go problems in my sleep.
> 
> What should I do?
> 
> Desperately,
> 
> c

Take Rictus out for a Disney movie.

If he's booked, I have reason to believe that PJF has room in his social
calendar.

And, you know, he has his own *car*.
From: lordSnooty@cup.portal.com (Andrew - Palfreyman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Mattel on women
Date: Thu,  8 Oct 92 03:18:13 PDT
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: world
  <1992Oct5.144529.26085@thunder.mcrcim.mcgill.edu>
  <1992Oct5.165907.16276@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>
  <1992Oct5.192433.10231@thunder.mcrcim.mcgill.edu>
  <1992Oct6.224326.3834@lmpsbbs.comm.mot.com>
  <1992Oct8.054804.21988@serval.net.wsu.edu>

some guy in some groups creaks into life with:

: Mattel should have Barbie say, "Sure Ken, I can show you how to do
: this math problem."
: 
: Or something along those lines.

OK. How about
"Ken, this math is tough, but you're *hard* !"
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