From: sasmjw@laverda.unx.sas.com (Martyn J. Wheeler)
Subject: Re: testing IGRNORE !!!
    <1992Apr7.190411.25232@colorado.edu>
Reply-To: sasmjw@unx.sas.com
Organization: SAS Institute Inc. Cary NC
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 14:40:15 GMT
Originator: sasmjw@laverda.unx.sas.com
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In article <1992Apr7.190411.25232@colorado.edu>, laszlo@eclipse.cs.colorado.edu (Laxlow Nemeth) writes:
>Yeah well i was riding my BICYCLE to work today and this
>jerk on one of those ninja bikes (bmw i think) cuts me off and
>spits on me while yelling "get a real bike you loser". Well this
>kinda pisses me off. So i split lanes at the next light (had to a
>kick a couple of cars that opened their doors) and sneek up
>on this asshole motorcyclist.......well i heard on the net
>that these bikes can break ANY "u" lock. so i locked his rear
>wheel......then  i sneaked back a couple of cars got on my 
>bicycle and road at him scream about how i was going to
>kill him..........well he opened it up and dumped the clutch
>and sure enough he shattered the 'u' lock (gonna get my
>$1000 out the company saying my bike was stolen) and was 
>doing about a 105mph when his rear wheel just fell apart
>it was great!!! (wish i could have seen his face) he and
>his bike just started tumbling, plastic everywhere!!
>at present the hospital isn't sure if he is going to make
>it cause he wasn't wearing a helmet (god this guy was stupid)
>but they do think the nine year old girl will survive.
>
>only problem i had was that some of the shrapnel from the 
>lock cut me up.
>
>
>Laszlo Nemeth
>pond_scum_sucker@cs.colorado.edu
>"hey - my tool works (yeah, you can quote me on that)." From elef@Sun.COM
>"Flashbacks = free drugs."
>Not many men can say they made a woman orgasm and laugh at the same time.

Yes, I read about this in the paper.  As I recall the morotcycle
exploded in a ball of flame, and that was what hurt the girl because
she was right near the bike at the time.  I dunno what shw was doing
there.

Anyway, you must send me the name of your lawyer, because I read in
another paper that the biker died and you were convicted of vehicular
homicide but were only sentenced to a $10 fine instead of the death
penalty which is what the prosecutor (who had a mustache like Hitler)
wanted.  I think it's a real shame about your sentence.  After all,
the roads were made for bicycles in the first place, so you should
have got off scot free, and in fact been commended, for defending your
rights under the U.S. Constitution.  I even read (in another paper)
that they were going to name the gun control amendment after you,
which would be a great honour.  I hear it will also ban spark plugs,
because bikers use them to kill people.

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"Ban the ride, ride the ban!"

Martyn
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Martyn
-------------sasmjw@unx.sas.com----(Martyn J. Wheeler)----DoD #293------------
SAS Institute, Inc: (919) 677-8000 ext.7954    H: (919) 839-0092 (Raleigh, NC)
          "If you spin, you deserve to die" -- Mike Hawthorn
       "I love competition, but I hate conflict" -- Alain Prost