From: kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh)
Newsgroups: alt.flame
Subject: Re: British Empire? No way!
Date: 14 Dec 92 12:13:02 GMT
Organization: Cursor Software Limited, London, England

In article <1992Dec8.112147.1@fnala.fnal.gov> dallagata@fnala.fnal.gov (Michele Dall'Agata) writes:
> In article <1086@dsbc.icl.co.uk>, kev@dsbc.icl.co.uk (Kevin Walsh) writes:
> >
> > However much our economy goes down, it will never go as low as a
> > boom in Italy.
> > 
> WOW! Was it english "humor"?!? 
> 
Well no.  That was English Humour.
                               ^
> > I have a job (and a life, clue etc.).  To get a job in Italy, you have
> > to show that you can shoot some Magistrate.
> > 
> Ok, you have a job. What about the bastard british scums of Liverpool?
>
What does that mean?  You can't bad-mouth our football clubs like that.
Even if they are northern and get thrashed by Crystal Palace.

> > You wops eat pasta and pizza all day.  No wonder you are such a fat bastard.
> > 
> If Italy had only pizza and pasta, there were not so many Italian 
> restaurants on the world. The so-called Mediterranean diet is not fatting. 
> Our pastries are not fatting. Your father, to make you, little drop of 
> sperm, had to lift the 100 pounds belly of your mother, full of british 
> scum-food.
>
Yeah, right.  I went to an Italian restaurant (for my sins) and was
force-fed pizza/pasta etc.  In fact I couldn't see anything but pizza
and pasta on the menu.  What other delights are Italian restaurants
supposed to have on their menu.

> > > I do not see big political differences,
> > >
> > That's because you have your head up your sister's arse.
> > 
> I do not practice the second national british sport.
>
I'm not going to be predictable and fall for your rather obvious
intention to get me to ask what the first national British sport
is.  What's the first national Italian sport (after pasta-quaffing)?

> > > but I see great life differences.
> >
> > The difference is that we have lives and you are sadly lacking.
> > 
> You speck like an idiot. Not, you are an idiot.
>
And you speck like an Italian.  Which is worse.  British idiots
get better qualifications than Italian geniuses - that is if there
were any to make the comparison.

> > > All the british look upset, depressed.
> >
> > We're all depressed because every time we get onto alt.flame, there's
> > some Italian bastard or American smeghead either spouting bullshit
> > or waving a flag and quoting the constuitution (or both).
> > 
> So? Get a life, wake up, get out of here. Stay on your fucking island and 
> do not bother yourself dealing with the humans. Dream about your Empire, (
> yes, the Asshole Empire)... BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You are absolutely 
> BORING! You are using your fucking british tactics: Bore the people so they 
> live you alone. Fuck yourself, british scum! You do not have any argument, 
> you are an idiot! Drink you tea, eat your biscuits, but get out of here!
>
I'm not sure, so maybe you can set me right on this point... Hasn't the
tea and biscuits (f)lame been done already?  Are you totaly unable to
think up your on flames.  It seems that the you have absolutely
no creativity; in fact the only things you could create are pizza
and a clean toilet - both of these have been done before.

> > > You know, in Italy we 
> > > do not really give a shit for government, we try to enjoy our life anyway. 
> >
> > It's a good job you don't bother about gouvernment.  How many prime
> > ministers will get into office this week do you think?
> >
> 200. Do you feel better now?
>
A little.  How can any self-respecting person not be bothered what
happens in their own country?  Is it simply that you are not a
self-respecting person or do you consider that your country is
so far behind the rest of the world that it isn't realy worth
bothering any more?

>
> You know, idiot. You did not say anything. You just tried to flame, but you 
> were pathetic. If this is all you can do with your fucking-the-queen-in-oxford-
> english, well I suggest you to take an esperanto class. Maybe you can learn 
> something, but with your mindless head it will be difficult.
> 
What's an esperanto class?  Is that what you have to attend if you are
to learn how to clean toilets properly?  Its obvious that you didn't pay
attention - I can still smell the shit from here!

I suggest that you return to your sweeping duties for a while and
carry on with cleaning the toilets later.  The smell and fumes have
obviously corroded your brain cell.

If you tried harder at school, maybe you could be a top scientist;
but it looks like you are traped in your measly bog-licking job
for now.

Hey, have a Happy Christmas and I hope some one gets you a new bog
brush.  You realy shouldn't use your head any more; it's not
good for you.

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