HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ANNOUNCEMENT: Splotch, a Racter/Eliza type routine
Date: 21 Jul 92 15:26:10 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute

IN TALK.BIZARRE,COMP.AI,MISC.TEST,COMP.ROBOTICS,COMP.AI.EDU 
langston@memstvx1.memst.edu (Mark C. Langston) writes:
)
) Bob D. Crane writes:
) 
)) IN COMP.AI,UT.AI,COMP.AI.EDU,COMP.ROBOTICS dkf8117@tamsun.tamu.edu
)) (Duane Fields) writes:
) 
))) )I'm releasing the source to my developing Racter/Eliza/Robot program
))) )called "Splotch".  The source code is VERY VERY UGLY.  
))) )I am not a professional programmer by any stretch of the word.
))) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
))) ^^^^
) 
)) LOSER
)) L O S E R
)) L   O   S   E   R
)) L	O	S	E	R
)) L		O		S		E		R
) 
)) Whadda ya know.  No matter how you stretch it it doesn't spell
)) professional programmer.
) 
)) -- 
)) _________________________________________________________________
)) Bob D. Crane
)) Research Programmer,			Programmer		
)) Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
)) Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
)) University of Illinois
) 
)) E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
)) _______________________________________________________________
) 
)) "The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
)) you are he"   
)) ---------  Attributed to Surak.
)
)
)  At the very least, this is reprehensible.  Mr. Crane, just because you happen
)to be a member of the team working on one of the better-known AI systems to
)date, you do _NOT_ have the right to criticize another's attempt to develop
)a program based on similar concepts.
)
)  How would you have felt if, during your education, one of your peers or
)professors, whose skills you admired, put you down simply because you were not
)as expert or adroit as they were?
)
)  If you wish to criticize his _work_, then do so.  If there is an ERROR in
)his code, tell him.  If you could make suggestions for improvements, do so.
)But do _NOT_ put someone down because they are curious ambitious, and
)resourceful.  
)
)  I fervently hope that, if you persist in this attitude, no one ever hires
)you as a teacher.
)
)-- 
)+--------8<------Cut Here------8<------Cut Here------8<------Cut Here---------+
)  Mark C. Langston   |  "Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny."                 
)  Psychology Dept.   |  "Always listen to experts.  They'll tell you what can't
)  Memphis State U.   |     be done, and why.  Then do it."                      
)      "Pftph!"       |           -From the notebooks of Lazarus Long         


he shoots, he scores.
one post, one newbie.
how do I do it?

ossarac.

-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
From: jewell@MACE.CC.PURDUE.EDU (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Response to your test post (fwd)
Date: 27 Jul 92 00:39:52 GMT

Forwarded message:
From news-responder@news.ysu.edu Sun Jul 26 19:32:17 1992
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 20:30:36 EDT
Message-Id: <9207270030.AA14433@news.ysu.edu>
From: news-responder@news.ysu.edu
Subject: Response to your test post
To: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu

Your post to a test newsgroup has reached news.ysu.edu, the news-server
for Youngstown Free-Net and Youngstown State University.  We are located
in Youngstown, Ohio, USA, between Cleveland and Pittsburgh.

Your article, as we received it, follows:
From: jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu (Larry Jewell)
Newsgroups: misc.test
Subject: Re: DONT CROSS POST TO TALK.BIZARRE
Date: 27 Jul 92 00:27:38 GMT
Organization: Purdue University

In article <5745@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>Reading this I am reminded of the immortal words of Starcap'n Ra:     
>
>                       "Fuck off, geek."
>
>rp -- recycling othe peoples shorts

Actually, you're one of the few people he speaking to in such a fashion (since
he's in my kill file, he can't speak that way to me.)
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-- 
#Larry W. Jewell (ex-USN) WWII-L Listowner    jewell@mace.cc.purdue.edu     # 
#"Sunday's horoscope is noteworthy because of its strange, sudden and wholly#
#unpredictable and inexplicable occurrences, affecting all phases of life." #
#--"Your Horoscope," L.A. Evening Herald Express, Saturday, Dec. 6, 1941.   #

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 15:05:17 GMT

In article <9207230752.46@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>In article <1992Jul22.162224.9243@cs.tulane.edu> hernande@cs.tulane.edu (Olive
r Hernandez) writes:
>>Nntp-Posting-Host-[nntpd-9175]: okeanos
>>Sender: news@cs.tulane.edu
>>Organization: Computer Science Dept., Tulane Univ., New Orleans, LA
>>References: <28dmd!g.rdc@netcom.com> <1992Jul22.032747.7660@gn.ecn.purdue.edu
> <1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
>>Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 16:22:24 GMT
>>Lines: 18
>>
>>In article <1992Jul22.142048.371@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> crussel@magnus.ac
s.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell) writes:
>>>Please, Elan - how has Bush even started us on this road to greatness?  Do y
ou
>>>call the growing AIDS crisis, the LA riots, the deepening economic problems
>>>GREAT?
>>     Now exactly HOW are you blaming Bush for the AIDS crisis, the LA riots,
>>and the "deepening" (?) economic problems?
>
>She's pretending that history started 4 years ago, and that George Bush is
>the first president of the US.
>
>--
>
>Rick Kelly    rmk@rmkhome.UUCP    unixland!rmkhome!rmk     rmk@frog.UUCP


Hi Rick Kelly, et al.  No pretending about history with me.  I know full well 
that the country's problems didn't begin with Bush.  He's certainly not making 
any great strides in improving the country, is he?  Or, is it true about 
George:  "Poor George....he can't help it".  If only I could post with Ann
Richards' accent.

Carol
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.smouldering.dog.zone,to.wasatch
From: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu (that's mr. wonderful to you)
Subject: Re: sad utah story  :(
Organization: University of Utah Computer Center
Date: 29 Jul 92 21:51:14 MST

In article <Bs6H39.E0A@cmptrc.lonestar.org>, tmike@cmptrc.lonestar.org (T. Mike Howeth) writes:
> Of course, there is an EASIER way to tell if you are in Utah: look for people
> who wear beer t-shirts & think everyone ELSE is uncultured.
> 
> BTW, this also works for Texas.
> -- 
> tmike@cmptrc.lonestar.org                                               __
> "Whoever said 'getting there is half the fun'                           \/
>     has never ridden in a class 8 probe!"
	
        well, you have obviously not been here for any length of time or you
would realize the excess of nothing here. NOTHING. to drink that is. unless of
course you like 3.2 beer. right. 
	BTW texans must be way cultured. duh. right.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Let's have some new abbreviations
Date: 31 Jul 92 12:31:50 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us




                      AKP == Amazingly Kool Person


Usage Examples:

1.  I only bought the Lamborghini so as to make myself look like an AKP. 

2.  She spent all day at the Magritte exhibition trying to find a fellow
    AKP to talk to. 

3.  `Robin Hood' had just finished and I was almost bowled over by the
    tide of AKPs leaving the cinema. 

4.  Budget people read comp.lang.fortran; kool people read talk.bizarre. 
    AKPs read talk.bizarre FIRST. 

-- Ken "And AKPs drink Aqua Libra while hoverboarding" Johnson


-- 
////  Advice to dieters:          ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////    Never eat more than       ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////    you can carry.            ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////               -- Miss Piggy  ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:22957 alt.politics.british:265
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,uk.politics,alt.politics.british
From: des@frogland.inmos.co.uk (David Shepherd)
Subject: Re: David Mellor
Organization: INMOS architecture group
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 15:50:59 BST

In article <6996@skye.ed.ac.uk>, ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson) writes:
>In article <6982@skye.ed.ac.uk> ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk I, (Ken Johnson),
>wrote:
>#  Isn't it alarming to find that such a gorgeous and talented actress has
>#  nothing better to do than sleep with a flabby, lacklustre old fart like
>#  David Mellor?
>I listened more carefully to the News At Ten yesterday evening.  Her
>name is Antonia de Sanchez.  She is a willowy brunette, anorexically
>slender and drop-dead gorgeous, if a little heavy on the eye make-up and
>given to sitting in pink silk pyjamas making extravagant overstatements
>like `These disgusting lies have totally absolutely RUINED my life,
>dahling.' (More likely they were disgusting truths, which is quite
>another matter.) I still can't imagine what she sees in David Mellor. 

the guardian report that a caller to "call nick ross" said that
he could understand david mellor's interest in actresses much 
more easily than john major's interest in cricket


-- 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
david shepherd: des@inmos.co.uk or des@inmos.com    tel: 0454-616616 x 625
                inmos ltd, 1000 aztec west, almondsbury, bristol, bs12 4sq
		"i speak latin to god,   spanish to men,   french to women 
		 and german to my horse."             - charles v of spain
From: warren@news.cs.odu.edu (Tazer One)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Adventures
Date: 21 Jul 92 22:15:58 GMT
Organization: Old Dominion University Dept. of CS, Norfolk VA
Originator: warren@dew.cs.odu.edu

I estimate 2 hours 15 minutes 23.332 seconds before complete particle
reversal.
  Tazer One
--
TyCageWarren
Old Dominion University
internet:warren@xanth.cs.odu.edu
But I could be wrong.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Bob D. Crane)
Subject: THE REAL THING
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 02:08:19 GMT
Organization: Symbolics Institute


Contains: carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosphoric acid,
potassium benzoate, natural flavorings, citric acid, caffeine.

Coke.  
The Real Thing: 
potassium benzoate.

-- 
_________________________________________________________________
Bob D. Crane
Research Programmer,			Programmer		
Blue Engineering Project		Project Soar6
Symbolic Institute			School of Computer Science
University of Illinois
	
E-mail:  rdc@netcom.com
_______________________________________________________________

"The spear in the others heart is the spear in your own,
			you are he"   
	                     ---------  Attributed to Surak.
From: heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Sexy
Date: 22 Jul 92 18:54:38 GMT
Organization: University of Wisconsin Academic Computing Center

In article <memo.531067@cix.compulink.co.uk>, dwindera@cix.compulink.co.uk (Wavey Davey) writes...

> 
>I am the sexiest man in Great Britain.

Don't believe everything your mother tells you.

JGH
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.clinton,alt.fan.gooley
From: wkirkpat@javelin.sim.es.com (WCK)
Subject: Re: I LOVE BUSH!!!
Reply-To: wkirkpat@javelin.sim.es.com
Organization: Evans & Sutherland Computer Corporation
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 22:54:48 GMT

I HOPE BOB NEVER GETS AIDS
OR NEEDS AN ABORTION
OR FINDS HIMSELF JOBBLESS
OR FINDS HIMSELF HOMMLESS
AND IF HE EVER DOSE, I HOPE HE HAS TO TURN TO
A REPUBLICAN FOR HELP.........

PEPOLE LIKE BOB ARE THE ONLY SUPPORTERS BUSH HAS
AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY IT, BUSH HAS THE BLIND VOTE

                                 -WADE-
-- 
"I'd vote for him,just to see what this bonehead would do"D.letterman on perot
 Let me say I am some say anyway a vary poor speller, I know what you are.....
thinking,gee I hardly noticed but its true....|\\w//|....GO SEAHAWKS!!........
"If you want us to quit smoking crack give us back our pot"S.kennison.........
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Subject: Re: Figments
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 92 23:10:13 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Jul26.215153.4106@usenet.ins.cwru.edu> al677@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Jerry Cosyn) writes:
>
>                           FIGMENTS
> 
> 
>Said she: "Let us fuck."  And we did.

I apologize.

RICHH
From: mncmic02@uctvax.uct.ac.za
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Just wanted to let you know
Date: 22 Jul 92 11:22:54 GMT
Organization: University of Cape Town

In article <1992Jul21.142150.3012@desire.wright.edu>, mborgerding@desire.wright.edu writes:
> I am about to strip off all my clothes and run around the VAX lab, screaming
> incomprehensibly about vaginal yeast infections.
> 					-Mark

Dear Mark

 Yeast infections make me horny too. Yeast makes me rise...


---
"Smells like yeast,
 Tastes like chicken
 You don't know what you've been lickin'
 Oh boy..."

sung to the tune of "All my life, I've been kissing, your left tit, 'cos your
                     right one's missing, oh boy..."

Gus (not while I'm eating vomit) the Gorilla

--
 Get it while its hot  -Gus 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ajd@itl.itd.umich.edu (Arthur Delano)
Subject: Re: Yet another Poser
Followup-To: /dev/null
Reply-To: /dev/null
Organization: my finches approve
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 17:47:19 GMT

In article <1992Jul26.024947.8631@mksol.dseg.ti.com> mccall@mksol.dseg.ti.com (fred j mccall 575-3539) writes:
>For someone not involved, Mr. Poser sure seems eager to keep fanning
>the flames.  

Please keep your laundry to yourself and stop making talk.bizarre
your laundromat.  /: *mccall@/h:j until you become less boring.

AjD
because being a bore is the only real crime on talk.bizarre, a crime
flaunted far too often lately.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.politics.bush,alt.politics.clinton
From: acc23403@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Anthony C.)
Subject: Re: AIDS and those damn democrats
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 14:16:37 GMT

bard@cutter.ssd.loral.com (James Woodyatt) writes:

>In article <1992Jul29.165111.11674@ucsu.Colorado.EDU>, fusco@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (Andrew Fusco) writes:
># If AIDS can be compared to the bubonic plague, as you suggest, then perhaps
># we should quarantine all AIDS sufferers. With the rising numbers of AIDS
># patients suffering from an incurable strain of TB, which could be quite
># contagious, maybe this is the way to go.

>Congratulations, you FUCKHEAD! You just pressed *my* favorite joy
>button!

>Now. For the readers at home...

>	PLEASE DOCUMENT ALL KNOWN CASES WHERE QUARANTINES HAVE BEEN
>	SUCCESSFUL AT PREVENTING THE SPREAD OF DISEASE AND CORRELATE
>	FOR SIMILARITY.

>Then swallow a lit stick of dynamite.

>You buffoon. This is not Cuba.
If you read his note carefully you might have realized that he
was actually rebutting the analogy of AIDS to the bubonic plague
not advocating quarantines.  Please think before you flame.

>-- 
>J H Woodyatt (a.k.a. Dr. Strychnine)
>Space Systems/Loral

>"In space, I would make hi-fi gravity waves to transmit my compositions
>to people in their sealed spacesuits, who would automatically dance."
>                                   -- Bill Gibson (billbill@wetware.com)
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Rictus Hep buys a handgun.
Date: 25 Jul 92 18:00:27 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona

In article <1992Jul24.193456.7810@vax.oxford.ac.uk> reese@vax.oxford.ac.uk writes:
>In article <5686@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil>, rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:
>> But he cannot make up his mind between Colt and Beretta.
>
>It has to be a Colt .357 Python, every time.

That's the sort of gun one buys for one's dainty, blonde,
droop-boobed, negligee'd wife to shoot the burglars and
republican pollsters.

Real Men carry only Colt .45 automatics.

				--Blair
				  "Or swords."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rajagopalan Dabholkars Chemmanoor)
Subject: RDC: (dss for disaster management)
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 92 04:39:36 GMT
Organization: Herbalife Inc.
Followup-To: comp.ai,misc.test,rec.pets

IN COMP.AI d3g637@duke.oname writes:
)ted@matilda.vut.edu.au (Ted Alwast) writes:
))do you know of any software for management of disasters/hazardous events?
)
)Just what type of disaster might we be talking about? The run-like-hell kind
)or the oh-boy-lookey-what-I-just-found... :-)

No.  

The your-graduate-advisor-actually-tried-to-run-your-thesis-project-
and-it-took-20-minutes-for-the-lisp-based-35-meg-mother-to-parse-the-
sentence-"hello"-whereupon-it-spit-out-"How-do-you-do?--What-brings-
you-to-see-me?"-whereupon-he-types-"-the-mother-of-all-battles-was-
easy"-whereupon-it-spit-out-"Tell-me-something-about-your-family."-
-and-garbage-collected-for-the-next-twenty-minutes kind of disaster.

.
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From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: How I spend my days at work, part three
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 18:44:58 GMT

If the earth was 2557683500 miles in radius
the equator would have to move at light speed
to still have a 24-hour day.

Mark

"My boss thinks I'm doing actual work"
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From: crussel@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Carol A Russell)
Subject: Re: BUSH
Organization: The Ohio State University
 (Elan Feingold) writes:
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 14:20:48 GMT

Please, Elan - how has Bush even started us on this road to greatness?  Do you 
call the growing AIDS crisis, the LA riots, the deepening economic problems
GREAT?
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From: swalter@nyx.cs.du.edu (DreamWeaver)
Subject: Re: I LOVE BUSH!!!
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 04:54:49 GMT


[Larry Jewel's enhancement of Bob Crane's research project omitted for
brevity]

Larry ... beautiful!  A flaming Bush!  Looks like roast Quayle tonight!

(Sorry ... I couldn't resist <grin, duck, run away cackling>

-Scotty

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From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: CHEESIEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY
Summary: or at least, in olympic history
Keywords: things that make you want to eat your own liver
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 14:01:20 GMT


Well, wacthing the olympics last night (I personally perferred Henrietta the
Hungarian to Starcap'n Ra's diver, but....) and I was tortured with the 
cheesiest moment in tv history.

A music video, specially produced for the Olympic telecasts. Sounds bad, doesnt
it?

It gets worse:
The song is Eric Clapton's "Wondeful Tonight" and it interpsersez pictures of
Eric with pictures of the us girls gymnastics team.

And they even left in the last verse "as i turn out the lights/ I say, Yes,
you are wonderful tonight".....

Gosh, Eric, so which of these 15 yr old girls did you take home tonight?
On network tv, even. What is this world coming to??

so who was YOUR favorite female gymnast, o pedophiles of the .net?

-r
From: hoey@AIC.NRL.Navy.Mil (Dan Hoey)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: I don't know...
Keywords: pathetically unoriginal, lame
Date: 22 Jul 92 21:21:23 GMT
Organization: Naval Research Laboratory, Washington, DC
X-y-z-z-y: P-l-u-g-h

I don't know, I've never anythed.  I've never batwed.  I've never
bedspred.  I've never Beijed (nor Peked, in earlier years).  I've
never bed (cherry, that is).  I've never bluestocked.  I've never
Boeed.  I've never Chungked.  I've never cled (peach, I suppose).
I've never cunned (low).  I've never Cushed (a cardinal).  I've never
darled.  I've never ded.  I've never Dowled.  I've never Downed ten.
I've never duckled.  I've never earred.  I've never everythed.  I've
never Ewed.  I've never Flemed.  I've never fled.  I've never
foundled.  I've never gosled.  I've never gunsled.  I've never Harded.
I've never hireled.  I've never inkled, not the slightest.  I've never
Irved.  I've never Ised.  I've never Kettered.  I've never ked.  I've
never lacewed.  I've never Lansed in Michigan.  I've never lemmed.
I've never lightned, though it shocks you I know.  I've never mudsled.
I've never Nanked.  I've never nothed.  I've never Pershed.  I've
never Pickered.  I've never ped.  I've never playthed.  I've never
Poynted.  I've never pudded.  I've never red.  I've never sanderled.
I've never sapled.  I've never schelled.  I've never seedled.  I've
never shoestred.  I've never sibled.  I've never sed.  I've never
sled.  I've never somethed.  I've never spalded.  I've never sparled.
I've never Spaulded.  I've never spred.  I've never starled.  I've
never sterled.  I've never sted.  I've never Stirled.  I've never
stred.  I've never swed.  I've never thed.  I've never Tured.  I've
never underled.  I've never upswed.  I've never Viked.  I've never
Wared.  I've never wed.  I've never Wyomed.  I've never zed.

Dan Hoey
Hoey@AIC.NRL.Navy.Mil
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