HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius)
Subject: Re: Nice Guys Are Losers. (Was Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently)
Organization: Encore Computer Corporation
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 16:47:35 GMT

mlegare@wetware.com (BoBteCh) writes:
>married 6 months, going on 20 years.

It gets longer, much longer.  Trust me on this one.
--
mr asynchronous                                   kschnitzius@encore.com
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: My Generation (Re: ata boy was sexually rejected recently)
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 03:01:08 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.181907.22695@cs.rose-hulman.edu> waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (The Sheik) writes:
*In article <59962@mimsy.umd.edu> kimy@cs.umd.edu (Yong-Mi Kim) writes:
*> We feed the homeless, we recycle, we pay the taxes that will support
*> you in your old age but which we will probably won't see anything of
*> in our old age.  We stay in school, we work shit jobs, we make do with
*> what we've got and you lecture us for being rude ungrateful little gits.
*
*It is your lack of motivation which prevents you from reaching higher. You  
*don't wish to put anything in extra to get ahead. You only desire to  
*lament your position and tell the world its fucked you over, when you've  
*fucked yourself over.

WHAT?!?!  I don't fucking believe you.  What the hell do you mean "extra?"
I work at least 60 hours a week plus go to school.  I know that there are
many other people my age who do much more then that.  What "extra" should
we put in?  I think anyone with the determination to work their way through
school to better themselves has plenty of motivation.  We have to since our
"Education President" basically fucked any support we might have gotten.

Please, PLEASE tell me your response was some sort of satire.  Otherwise,
I only have one other thing to say: you are a dick.


Mark "Snapped" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Ata boy=Pat Robertson?!!@!?@!
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 16:33:04 GMT

Newsgroups: clari.news.cast

 
	President Bush is distancing himself from Pat Robertson, who spoke on
hisbehalf at the GOP convention. A Robertson letter to Iowa members of
the Christian Coalition urges opposition to a state equal rights
amendment... saying it could lead to wives leaving their husbands and
killing their children... and might spawn witchcraft. A Bush spokesman
says the President doesN'T agree with any of that.
 
this
is 
actually
pretty 
scary.

of course, ol' pat is the one who claimed that HE was responsible for
having god spare the east coast from a hurricane in 1988.
he also said god told him to run for president
this i can believe, as im sure god did want pat to be humiliated nationally.

another virginia fascitelevangelist. damn.

-rob

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: larryh@cabezon.uucp (Larry Huntley)
Subject: Re: Wisconsin -- and an old half-memory ("mmr"?  "mem"?  "eoy"?)
Organization: Logic Modeling Inc of Beaverton Oregon
Date: Fri, 28 Aug 1992 21:04:16 GMT

In article <9208280400.AA26139@bessel.umd.edu> glenn@bessel.umd.edu (D. Glenn Arthur Jr.) writes:
>
>Uh, which state was it that was decided, lo these many years ago,
>not to actually exist because at the time nobody actually seemed
>to post from there?  (During the discussion, someone did claim to
>be posting from there, but he was declared an hallucination or
>something.)
>

	In about '83 - '84, North Dakota was declared not to exist, as
	there had never been any posting from there.

	Shortly thenafter, a post arrived OSTENSIBLY from N. D., but I
	think it was never proven.

	I'll bet spaf or one of the real plankholders recalls this in
	detail.  


	- Larry Huntley

-- 
         (larryh@lmc.com)         | You played golf; you watched football;
     Logic Modeling Corporation   |   you drank beer -- we EVOLVED!
          Beaverton,  OR          |         - Rhonda,  "Thing-Fish"
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: bhoughto@sedona.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Subject: Re: Wow, this is great
Organization: Intel Corp., Chandler, Arizona
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 21:40:30 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.155247.27101@nmsu.edu> sabbott@nmsu.edu (SDA) writes:
>I will continue to fuck with you Marky, so I suggest you learn
>to write better flames or put me in a killfile.

<*plonk*>

				--Blair
				  "'Bite The Big One' and other
				   witty comebacks, are now available
				   in a 14-volume tape collection
				   from K-Tel..."
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Mark. Gooley)
Subject: androgyny
Date: Tue, 01 Sep 92 17:35:58 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

There is more androgyny here in Boulder, Colorado than I've seen anywhere
else I've ever been.  It's not clothing or length of hair or makeup or lack
of makeup.  Most men here look somewhat womanly and most women here look
somewhat masculine.  It's the expression, I think, the set of the face.

There are some strikingly beautiful women here who do not look androgynous,
except that many of them are very tall.

Mark., just as well I'm celibate
gooley@netcom.com
From: mbrockma@bank.ecn.purdue.edu (Matt Brockman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: New sport invented in Madison
Date: 3 Sep 92 03:59:32 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network

In article <1992Sep2.203219.581@macc.wisc.edu> heim@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JOHN HEIM	) writes:
>There's a guy here in Madison who's making a habit of crossing the 
>freeway late at night while wearing only a yellow ski mask.
>
>Can you believe it - the cops want to *arrest* this guy.  I think he 
>should be given a metal.

A metal what??


===============================================================================
Matt Brockman                                           mbrockma@ecn.purdue.edu
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
          "Twenty dwarves took turns doing handstands on the carpet."
             "Employee of the Month isn't all hams and plaques."
                       "Nothing is a good insulator."
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: kougham@pell4l23 (Michael Koughhan)
Subject: resounding scut
Organization: Allegheny College
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 03:30:45 GMT

it was late one summer's eve when I decided to eat my dog's latest issue  
of Ebony.  Don't cha know that my hastily written pseudo con fish never  
regurgitates when company is reading the fine print on the tellyvishun  
set?  Vortex thingys abound around the icy waters underground.  Flembot in  
the ocean afternoon with ten million vicious battleships racing for the  
light of which they threw off into the big green field, but never thought  
to pen up for fear of contamination.  Now all of the dogs are mutating  
into issues of Ebony that I regurgitated after some bad spinach.

                 vomit shmomit bo bomit fo fomit.
From: rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy)
Subject: Re: Adults, Children and sex
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 92 16:20:49 GMT
Organization: 'Ex-Biology Grad Student, Student of Life.

IN ALT.SEX strake@coos.dartmouth.edu (Sean M. Jameson) writes:
)
)what it all boils down to. is that the reason you shouldn't engage in
)safe sex with your children is that society in general is sexually repressed.

Don't you just wish the police had "Likely to be a Criminal Hotline",
so that you could call the police and have them start a file on Mr.
Jameson, and automatically check his kids for abuse every year, when
he has kids.

carasso "at least i marry your daughter first"


-- 
--
hugs, Rachel
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Hairstyles and attitudes
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 20:15:56 GMT


I think I'd like to have a hairstyle like Kicking Bird, the medicine man
in "Dances With Wolves."

My current "hairstyle" looks like a cross between Dennis the Menace and
Albert Einstein.


Mark "Improvement, I think" Lippert
From: dolan@XENON.BERKELEY.EDU (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: different braveries
Date: 2 Sep 92 17:45:17 GMT

The newer grendel, and rigler, are swapping tales about coming or not
coming to the aid of a person in distress.

In one of my less brave moments, I let a friend, built like a brick,
run to the aid of a cop whose handcuffed prisoner (before the days of
wire mesh barriers between front and back seat) had come over the back
seat of the squad car and started choking him. We noticed the squad car
squeal to a halt half a block away. Broomstraw thin me, 183 cm and 66
kg, just stood and watched. My friend later told me he'd never have
gone if he'd not thought me right behind him. He grappled the guys's
arm off the cop's throat until the cop got the prisoner back under
control, then came back to chew me out. Fair enough.

But it was him who was scared to show up in court to testify against
the prisoner for assaulting the cop, and me who insisted, and called
the cops to provide names and numbers, and _did_ show up and did put
the prisoner away for five to ten.

Lots of us are scared of different things.  Contrariwise, physical
bravery is not the only kind.  Find ways you can be brave in the aid
of the social fabric, and exercise them.

Kent, the man from xanth.
--
<dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil> or <dolan@192.138.87.240>
From: rone@aludra.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Safe, legal rape
Date: 3 Sep 1992 21:20:15 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: aludra.usc.edu
Keywords: sarcasm

In article <Bu0EMI.KpC@encore.com> kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>Ferchrisake, lighten up already.  Check the goddam keywords.

Oh, look! "Sarcasm."  Gee whiz, Kev, i would've never known.

>Try some decaf.  
>Take a pill.
>What's with the knee-jerk responses around here?  Did it get renamed
>to talk.bizarre.serious?
>Or will it be twenty-eight days till the next nasty post?  (Couldn't resist)

There's a fine line between sardonic humor and bad taste.  I think ata missed
it by about a yard.

5150
if it had been funny, things would be different
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28913 alt.sex:28377 alt.sex.bondage:16855 alt.politics.correct:5229
From: richh@netcom.com (richh)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.sex.bondage,alt.politics.correct
Subject: RICHH:  SHORT NON-PC P.J. O'ROURKE QUOTE
Date: 4 Sep 92 18:20:55 GMT
Followup-To: alt.politics.correct
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest)


P.J. O'Rourke(whom I just missed at a reading and book-signing at Border's 
a few months ago) explains why he is not a liberal:

(I paraphrase)

"Say what you want about the Nazis, no woman has ever had a fantasy about
being tied up and beaten by a man dressed as a liberal."

RICHH
--achtung, baby
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: Administrata or Another Flame From greg or Short Shameful Confession
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Date: Tue, 1 Sep 1992 02:29:58 GMT

In article <1992Aug31.142455.2104@Princeton.EDU> greg@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Gregory Nowak) writes:
*Your blowing off of attributions has been my least favorite of your
*many blowings ever since you awarded Oscars to all and sundry for the
*t.b.t.shirt and COMPLETELY FORGOT TO MENTION THE WRITER. 

Key-rist!  Are you STILL whining about that?  It was years ago.  The damn
t-shirt has holes and is faded by now (I'm too cheap to use All or whatever
that detergent is that doesn't fade things).  I just figured everyone KNEW
where it came from, since it was repeated endlessly here, most prominantly
in my .sig for, what, at least a year.  It's like asking who wrote the
Sherlock Holmes or Oz stories.  Everyone just knows and those who don't
know are just phlegm on the bottom of our shoes.


Mark "Grudge-packer" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: Re: IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP! (was: Re: STOP this crap)
Organization: University of Utah
	<1992Sep1.211950.23366@uwm.edu> <BtxADM.KEB@news.larc.nasa.gov>
	<6107@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil>
Date: 2 Sep 92 14:08:15

In article <6107@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil> rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite) writes:

   >kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov ( Scott Dorsey) writes:
   >>grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Koschei the Deathless) writes:
   >>>grendel@canetoad.UUCP (the other one) writes:
   >>>I'm cruel to be cruellest"   
   >>Right now, I'd kill for a cruller.
   >My officemate is a Berliner.
   Ich bin ein jelly donut.


HAW HAW HAW
I GET IT!@#

JOHN KENNEDY CANT SPEAK GERMAN!!@!@@

I GET IT !!@!@@!

HAW HAW DAN QUAYLE IS NO JOHN KENNEDY!@!# HAW! I GET IT.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: matmcinn@nuscc.nus.sg (Mcinnes B T (Dr))
Subject: Re: WILL RICTUS HEP'S FATHER PLEASE STAND UP?
Organization: National University of Singapore
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 1992 04:09:41 GMT

buttermilk pancakes. How bizarre.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.british
From: Terelelli Pictures (tep@limon.iksnet.hi.hi.hi)
Subject: Re: THE COMPLETE BRITISH TO AMERICAN DICTIONARY
Originator: Terelelli Pictures (tep@limon.iksnet.hi.hi.hi)
Organization: Terelelli Pictures Inc.
Date: Fri, 4 Sep 1992 05:37:22 GMT


Morna J Findlay <morna@dcs.ed.ac.uk> writes:

> In article <d5jn_lr.rdc@netcom.com> rdc@netcom.com (Rachel Dafni Christy) writes:
>>
>>abstractour	-> abstractor
?>acceptour	-> acceptor
>>actour		-> actor

> etc
> This is almost completely wrong.

MORNA, 
\ 
HELLO. this guy Rachel or Rdc (carusso) is a jokemaker. He makes
stupid posts everytime to make jokes. He (she) is funny. But sometime
he lets nice people (like morna, you) make mistake posts to correction
his joke posts. I mean he is just kiding, dont take him (her)
seriuosly (he or she is veryt unserioos.)  He says LOSER to everybodyt 
he don't likes.  

bye bye, 
tep
--
They are the Grateful Dead, Jim.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: lstewart@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca (L. Stewart -- IS Office 1058)
Subject: short, shameful confession
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Tue, 25 Aug 1992 20:21:56 GMT

I caught myself tapping a foot to Gensis' recent video about    
evangelists.
From: rpwhite@taurus.cs.nps.navy.mil (rpwhite)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: SSC
Date: 3 Sep 92 22:18:56 GMT
Organization: Elkhorn Yacht Club, Moss Landing CA

I often confuse the ACLU with the ILGWU.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: Re: WHO'S THE BIGGER NAZI?
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Thu, 3 Sep 1992 13:22:24 GMT


CARASSO SPEWETH:


>
>WHO'RE THE BIGGER NAZIS, SERBIAN OR CROATIANS?  HOW MANY ARE IN FAVOR
>OF DROPPING TWO NUCLEAR BOMBS ON YUGOSLAVIA, REMOVING THE SERBIAN AND
>CROATIAN SCUM, AND DESTROYING THOSE GOD AWEFUL YUGO'S TO BOOT.

I think we should apply this reasoning to all areas where two ethnic
groups are fighting over the same god forsaken piece of earth.

So who's next? Palestine, or Nagorno-Kabarak?


Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: A Bar Somewhere
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 1992 20:38:39 GMT

In this bar, everything is in black and white. Not only does this make it
easier for people to dress there (it all just looks black, anyway) this
gives it an especially angsty feel while you are there drinking espesso and
discussing Kafka and other things. Normally the place is well air conditioned,
except on exceptionally hot days when they turn the a/c off and open all the
windows so the place will be rank with sweat and filled with flies. On these
days they offer pitchers of milwaukees best for just a quarter.
From: mattb@ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Relief
Date: 27 Aug 92 13:12:05 GMT
Reply-To: mattb@olympus.ctron.com (Matt Brown)
Organization: Cabletron Systems INc.

jgh@vms.macc.wisc.edu (JGH) writes:
>I'm relieved to discover that being universally despised is not as bat 
>as I thought it would be.                                       ___^^^______
>                                                               / especially \
>JGH                                                            | when you   |  
							        |   keep     |
Think of it this way:						| inviting   |
It's kind of like S&M.						| the abuse. |
Where would they be without you?				\____________/

Cheer up!
Soon, somebody newer will come along, and they'll let you break him in.
After all, there is no limit to the depth of their cruelty.

Matt
(Maybe somebody like the guy a while ago who posted an original article to misc.test. Sheesh!)
From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: GOOLEY: I SAW ELVIS
Keywords: shithead
Date: 27 Aug 92 16:16:50 GMT
Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command

>			oh. btw, piss off.  elvis did more for this
>			country than your sorry ass ever will. ciao.

You mean like herpes?


-- 
I love the 3b2
The 3b2 is my friend.
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:28185 rec.motorcycles:29601
From: tavares@danville (Jack Tavares)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: I sold my motorcycle today
Date: 31 Aug 92 15:37:06 GMT
Reply-To: tavares@ctron.com
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

Jim Small (dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil) wrote:
: I sold my motorcycle today, now I have no ride until I get back to
: california (a couple of weeks).  Shit!  I just heard some *BRATBIKE*
: outside blipping his throttle.
: 
: 
: I'm having withdrawl symptoms . . . 
: -- 
: I love the 3b2
: The 3b2 is my friend.


Let me know the name of the guy who bought that bike.
I have a non-running LTD 400 to unload and a time-share 
condo that I can't give away. If he bought your bike,
he can be conned into helping me out.


--
Jack Tavares    KotHO DoD# 0570 BMWMOA# 58278 AMA# 651191 BMWRA# 16087
83 R80ST	79 KZ LTD 400H (for sale) 
Sorry, but at DoD minimum speed it is impossible to speak. There is just 
too much wind noise.  At that speed I am spending all my concentration 
allowance on riding, and cannot afford anymore thought for words.
However, when I finish a ride and the bike is in the garage cooling down, 
the single word that comes to mind is:

    BEER.
From: rcbi27@muvms3.bitnet (DBRUM)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Wondering
Date: 26 Aug 92 20:09:46 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Marshall University

In article <4wZTPB1w165w@heroes.UUCP>, bibby@heroes.UUCP (Big Bob) writes:
>      What is the best flea and tick shampoo for a black lab?

"Try new Lab-Black, the first *scientifically* formulated industrial
strength flea and tick shampoo guaranteed not to 'wash out' colors
from your new retreiver's shiny black coat!"

--danny
-- 
	"Were his solid black square paintings really,
	as the artist claimed, simply neutral, abstract
	compositions devoid of external references and
	meanings?" ***********************************
From: ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH! IT'S CRAP!
Date: 1 Sep 92 10:13:42 GMT
Followup-To: talk.bizarre
Organization: Bugs-R-Us


In article <Btv4I2.Ko4@cs.dal.ca> franklin@ug.cs.dal.ca (Steve Franklin)
writes:

#  how does one say "shut-up" politely yet bizarrely in such a forum? ... 
#  how oh how do you tell someone to shut up in talk.bizarre?

You send them a giant economy size no-deposit-no-return Fuck Off [TM]. 

Now Fuck Off [TM]. 

-- Ken "the t.b. official snack: newbies" Johnson

-- 
//// Advice to dieters:         ////  Ken Johnson, A I Applications Institute
////   Never eat more than      ////       80 South Bridge, EDINBURGH EH1 1HN
////   you can carry.           ////                 E-mail ken@aiai.ed.ac.uk
////              -- Miss Piggy ////     phone 031-650 2756  fax 031-650 6513
From: sho@gibbs.physics.purdue.edu (Sho Kuwamoto)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: come on, horseface, tell us a story!
Date: 29 Aug 92 09:06:59 GMT
Organization: Purdue University Physics Department

I was restless that night, I remember, because I'd just
kissed a girl for the first time (or rather, she'd kissed
me) during a game of tag in which I'd let her catch me.
Horseface, our babysitter, was drunk as usual, but sweet as
always (unlike some people I could mention) and she slurred
her speech as she told my sister and me to go to bed.

"Come on, horseface!" we yelled in protest.  "Tell us a
story!"  When she nodded yes, we pulled up close to smell
her whisky breath.

"There is something holy," she began, "inside each and every
one of us, and this thing is called the bejeezus.  It's the
thing that makes Fred and Ginger fall goo goo mad for each
other as they hide from the rain, and it's the thing that
makes you guys giggle when I slap you in the tummies until
you turn red.

"There is something awful also, which is called the fuck.
Now, the fuck is what wraps around your throat when you
scream bloody murder at the kid who stole your place.

"It can be a terrible thing, to have the both of them inside
you, fighting all the time, but that fighting is what makes
it fun to be alive.  A person without the fuck in him is
like a story with no bad guys.  Then again, a person who is
all fuck and no bejeezus is no fun to be around.  There must
be a balance.

"And if you watch real close, you can sometimes see the fuck
and the bejeezus fighting it out inside another person's
head.  This is the most fun of all, because it lets you
taste the secret of their inner soul and it makes it less
lonely to be alive."

Horseface tucked us into bed and kissed us on the forehead.
Once for my sister, twice for me.  "Now, don't you let the
fuck rise up in you until morning," she said, turning off
the light.  As I sat in bed, silent, I heard her pour
another glass of whisky, and worried about her liver.
"Sue," I called out into the darkness, "that was the best
story yet, huh?"  My sister was already asleep.

-Sho
-- 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: schnitzi@cs.ucf.edu (Mark Schnitzius)
Subject: I resolve....
Organization: University of Central Florida
Distribution: talk
Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1992 16:52:31 GMT

...to remove the last vestiges of Family Values
from my worldview.


mark
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: PJF4081@cc.utah.edu (mr. wonderful)
Subject: Re: Hep: How it all started
Reply-To: finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu
Organization: committee for the advancement of disgust
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 92 14:50:01 MDT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.10

In <JON.92Aug25170321@zeus.med.utah.edu> jon@zeus.med.utah.edu writes:

> "I stepped on a rusty nail."
> 
> --
> jonathan byrd
> jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
		I HOPE YOU GOT A REAL BIG TETANUS SHOT. :)

					finerty@msscc.med.utah.edu
					(why, i'm just next door!)



()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
	PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.		
	  	            WORK  :==  FUTURE
	"i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
                         "feel free to feel me."
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
Subject: Re: John Heim - sufferer of t.b. envy
Keywords: Just what is your problem?
Organization: The International House of Secretions
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 26 Aug 1992 21:23:20 GMT

In article <1992Aug26.150246.25006@clipper.ingr.com> kontos@clipper.ingr.com (Thorne Kontos) writes:
*   Mark,
*       Is this the best you can do? However, mentioning sodomizing
*   and the Wisconsin opera in the same post shows to me your udder
*   lack of social grace, not to mention a sort of cheesy undertone
*   to your whole post. Haiku to you (see below).

Just for that, I won't invite you to the Cow Chip Throwing Contest, which
is held every year in Prarie du Sac.  Who says we don't have any social
graces?


Mark "Actual event...REALLY!" Lippert