HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: cs101a64@dcl-nxt46.cso.uiuc.edu (cs101 student)
Subject: Re: Qualye in '96 ... I hope not
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 21:52:30 GMT

In article <1992Dec8.014423.10596@pellns.alleg.edu> gwittt@alleg.edu (Tom  
Gwitt) writes:
> 
> 	Clinton will be in office for only one term (I hope) and that will  
> lead the way for ... not Qualye, but Jack Kemp in '96 and 2002.  Qualye  
> should go back to his old job as Senator for Indiana where he preformed  
> well I hear.
> 	 ...

I didn't know there will be a presidential election in 2002.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Subject: Re: I'm sorry.
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 22:54:07 GMT

In article <1992Dec16.182125.23479@pellns.alleg.edu> romingk@pell3l0.alleg.edu (Karl Rominger) writes:
>In article <1992Dec16.145652.17871@pellns.alleg.edu>  
>masonh@murr14.alleg.edu (Helen Mason) writes:
>> 	I realize that this group does not have very warm feelings toward  
>> Allegheny College.  I have just attempted to follow the Gator(Allegheny  
>> mascot) Bashing thread from the last two weeks.  All that I can say is  
>> that I am sorry for the sophomoric invasion.
>> 	I am a senior at Allegheny, and I am greatly disturbed by what has  
>> happened.
>
>Nothing like a caring senior to lead us under class men along the straight  
>and narrow.  Geeesh.
>
>Karl  

Oooh.  Karl's out to embarrass everyone again by flaming the very nice
posting from Helen among others.

Mr. Rominger is perhaps attempting to convince us that the
underclassmen at Our Favorite University has cornered the world market
in immaturity.

BTW, "sheesh" sounds better "geesh."  Diction, diction.
--
The insane fear of socialism throws the bourgeois headlong into the
arms of despotism.
			-- Tocqueville, 1852
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dgs@sfi.santafe.edu (David G. Simmons)
Subject: Re: Kill File help, we a.d-q'ers should have the experience 
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 22:50:27 GMT
Organization: Santa Fe Institute

In article <1992Dec15.014457.20573@athena.cs.uga.edu> stanton@athena.cs.uga.edu (Catherine Stanton) writes:
>Hi                
>
>I'm posting because I recall seeing during the allegheny escapades
>a posting on how to edit a kill file to trash posts by a user's name.
>(Lurie :-)  Could SOMEONE anyone who happens to have this tidbit of
>info please let me know?  I need to know soon as I need to make a 
>post of that kind to uga.general where we all could stand getting
>rid of one particular posters writings.  Thanks so much
>
>Cat
>
We had (have) the same problem in rec.pets.dogs.  I got the following
piece of advice, and it has worked wonders:

add the following line to your kill file:

	/<username@address>/h:j

Works wonders!

-David


Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: palane@iastate.edu (Paul A. Lane)
Subject: Re: Dan Quayle is a hero
Organization: Iowa State University, Ames IA
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 01:54:50 GMT

In <iy4cVB2w165w@Blue.Kludge.COM> alizard@Blue.Kludge.COM (A.Lizard) writes:

>As for the show's popularity, basically, Rush is a cheap way to fill
>radio air time. He never dominates the air in his time slots, he just
>picks up the hard core right wing audience in any area he broadcasts
>in. A similar case on TV is Sally Jesse Raphael, who generally gets
>a low rating share, but she's cheap to carry so if a station has
>nothing better to do with the time slot, often, in she goes.

Untrue. Rush's radio show has expanded its time slot due to its popularity.
One can always find reasons to deny the obvious. He's straightforward
and rather funny. If he gets too obnoxious, I shift over to Talk of The
Nation.

>As for incompetence, nothing Clinton has done compares to Bush's
>job in foriegn policy, foriegn trade (Thanks to Bush, Clinton has
>trade wars with the European Community and our long time ally,
>Canada to deal with) , industrial policy, or domestic policy.
>Clinton has done things right as governor. (e.g. education)

You evidently know little of the trade situation with the French. Most 
commentary I've read has been fairly positive about the U.S. action.
The French obstinacy is reviled within the EC. As far as Canada goes,
there will always be trade disputes. So far, relations are being kept
cordial. There are reasons to dispute Bush policy, exp. trade policy,
but your examples are a bit weak.

Paul
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: sieferme@stein.u.washington.edu (Eric Sieferman)
Subject: Virgin Birth
Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 16:54:27 GMT

In article <1992Dec12.011527.27651@netcom.com> madhaus@netcom.com (Maddi Hausmann) writes:
(most of Dan-o's bio, deleted)
>>
>In November 1972, Mr. Quayle married the former Marilyn Tucker of 
>Indianapolis.  They are the parents of three children: Tucker, 
>Benjamin, and Corinne.

During the "family values" fiesta last summer, there was
a discussion on a.f.d-q in which attempts were made to relate
the date of the Quayl nuptuals with the birthdate of their
firstborn.  Rumor had it that the interval may have been
less than the divinely ordained gestation period.  Questions
erupted as to the exact date of the marriage and ol' Tucker's
exact birthdate.  Was this matter ever resolved with the
real dates?  Bored minds want to know ...



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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: garrett@Ingres.COM (REACH OUT AND GREP SOMEONE)
Subject: A present for Dan
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.4-b1  
Keywords: 
Organization: ASK Computer Systems, Ingres Product Division
Date: 12 Dec 92 04:20:16 GMT

	With Christmas approaching, I believe that it's time
to decide what we would send Our Man Dan if we could.
	For instance, how about a Mattel "Speak and Spell?"


-Garrett
From: echeverr@scf.usc.edu (5150)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Robin Williams
Date: 17 Dec 1992 15:50:26 -0800
Organization: <censored>
NNTP-Posting-Host: girtab.usc.edu


He was on last night on Letterman, and made some Quayle jokes.

"We should keep him around; he could be Secretary of the Inferior."

5150
From: dodsonsl@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: A Real Quayle Question
Date: 15 Dec 92 10:23:15 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University


>>eric smith writes:
>> 
>>>No, he "worked" at his family's newspaper for a time.
>>>Doing what, I have no idea.
>>         .
>>         .
>>         .
>>Anybody else got any ideas?
>>
He was a PAPERBOY! You know - riding around on a bike, throwing papers,
just like his hero Chris Elliot. Of course his dad would go with him
in the car when it was time to collect money.

(The Real) Scott Dodson
Memphis State University - "At least we're not as bad as Alleged U."
From: michael@albert.bu.edu (Michael Chaplin)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Quayle definitions
Date: 20 Dec 92 22:34:31 GMT
Organization: Boston University
In-reply-to: sousa_dab@ccsua.ctstateu.edu's message of 19 Dec 92 15:42:38 GMT


Let's not forget *this* definintion:

To quayle: v. To use your family's connections to obtain
              an undeserved position, or undeserved relief
              from distress.

           E.G.: q) So how'd you get that job at Mega-Prestige Co.?
                 a) I just quayled my way in, silly!

Ciao,
Chaplin.
--
=========================================================================
Michael A. Chaplin           If you want *their* opinions, ask *them*.
michael@albert.bu.edu ....The Einstein Papers Project, Boston, Mass., USA
chaplin@husc.harvard.edu ....Harvard University, Cambridge, Mass., USA
From: coolidge@speaker.wpd.sgi.com (Don Coolidge)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: A present for Dan
Date: 15 Dec 1992 19:24:57 GMT
Organization: Silicon Graphics, Inc.
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: fddi-speaker.wpd.sgi.com

In article <1992Dec15.014710.6173@pony.Ingres.COM>, garrett@Ingres.COM (REACH OUT AND GREP SOMEONE) writes:
|> 
|> More suggestions for our poster boy:
|> 1) A flamethrower with a sticker that says "This side up."
|> 2) Shoes with "Toes in first" written on them. (He IS blond after all)
|> 3) A Reader's Digest version of Plato's Republic.
|> 
|> -Garrett

We should give him a T-shirt that I actually gave one of my brothers.
It has a very simple cartoon face on the front, with a big smile, 
wide-open eyes, and obviously yellow hair, and it says:

	I'm Naturally Blond(e).
	Please Speak Slowly.

Don Coolidge
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: dks@athena.mit.edu (dks)
Subject: Re: holiday in indiana
Organization: MIT, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA.
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 13:37:54 GMT

mjsimko@sumax.seattleu.edu (Matthew Simko) writes:
>[...] However, I have now idea what to get a man who might have had
>everything. I suggest that those of us loyal to the Dream That Might
>Have Been submit suggestion for gifts.


The Illustrated Guide to Real Life,
available at superior children's book stores everywhere.


Dhanesh
From: alizard@Blue.Kludge.COM (A.Lizard)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Dan's in the news!
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 03:46:31 PST
Organization: 'Lectrick Blue!, Moraga CA

> In compiling the new 16th edition of Bartlett's "Familiar
> Quotations," the editor, Justin Kaplan, has created an
> incidental treasury of remarks by a class of men not
> generally known as phrase-makers -- U.S. Vice Presidents.
> 
> ...
> 
> Dan Quayle, too, made only one remark that rated inclusion--
> his double garble of the United Negro College Fund's
> slogan, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."  In a 
> speech he gave to a meeting of the fund, it came out,
> "What a waste it is to lose one's mind--or not to have
> a mind is very wasteful."  Given his history of quotable
> gaffes, Mr. Quayle is lucky that Bartlett's records just
> one for posterity.
> 
> 

It may well be that no one had sent Mr. Kaplan a copy of Quayle
Quotes before Bartlett's went to press. I think someone should
do something about this.
A.Lizard

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From: sousa_dab@ccsua.ctstateu.edu
Subject: Quayle definitions
Organization: Yale University, Department of Computer Science, New Haven, CT
Date: Sat, 19 Dec 1992 15:42:38 GMT

quayle		n. 1- an elected official who is deficient mentally.  
		(Vote the quayles out of office this year!)

		2-any person unqualified to perform his/her job.
		(That quayle forgot to put my large fries in my bag.)

		3-a blunder in speech, which renders the sentence or paragraph
		incomprehensible. (The Mad Hatter spoke entirely in quayles.)
		
		v. 1 to fail. (I quayled the bar exam twice before going to
		work with my daddy.)
	
		2. to show one's ignorance unintentionally. (The teacher knew
		he hadn't read the book, because he quayled throughout the
		exam.)
		
		3. To perform a quayle, as in the third sense of the noun.
		(many insane people think they are making sense, when in fact,
		they are only quayling.)
David B. Sousa
From: gbrown@Jane.UH.EDU (G. Brown)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Calvin Trillin's latest poem
Date: 18 Dec 1992 08:17:25 GMT
Organization: University of Houston
Reply-To: gbrown@Jane.UH.EDU
NNTP-Posting-Host: jane.uh.edu

Here is Calvin Trillin's latest poem, from the December 28 issue of The Nation:

    ADIEU TO YOU,
    J. DANFORTH QUAYLE

    Adieu to you, J. Danforth Quayle,
    As off upon life's sea you sail.
    For some of us, real tears are welling.
    We'll miss those goofs, that stare, your spelling.
    We'll miss you, Dan, until we've found
    Some other soul to kick around.

    But hark!  Is someone at the door?
    Why, yes.  Come in.  Well, Albert Gore . . .    
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: shallit@graceland.uwaterloo.ca (Jeffrey Shallit)
Subject: Allegheny again
Organization: University of Waterloo
Distribution: alt
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 14:14:21 GMT

Here's an interesting tidbit, reproduced in its entirety,
from talk.politics.guns:

	From: romingk@pell3l0.alleg.edu (Karl Rominger)
	Subject: GUN CONTROL WEANIES
	Organization: Allegheny College
	Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 18:28:42 GMT
	Lines: 5


	I must just say I am amazed by how uneducated and illogical the arguements  
	for gun control are.  But then again it would be hard to argue for if you  
	had to use reasoning and hard facts


Note the quaint spellings ("weanies", "arguement"), the amusing
sentence discontinuity ("hard to argue for if"), and the charming
lack of a period at the end of the last sentence.

The irony ("uneducated", "illogical") is also particularly nice.
Also note the intolerance for anyone whose opinion differs.

I nominate this for the Dan Quayle Memorial Posting for 1992.

Jeff
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: All hail Quayle, he is my life!
From: whan@eagle.wesleyan.edu
Date: 19 Dec 92 12:18:53 EST
Organization: Wesleyan University

If one has no life and must live their pathetic and diluted existences through
another individual, why would any one make that person Dan Quayle?  Of course,
for those pathetic and intellectually arresting individuals, Dan Quayle must be
the natural choice as leader of the losers; I mean who is more qualified to
lead a bunch of roving idiots than one who long ago mastered the art of being
an idiot?


WHAN@eagle.wesleyan.edu
From: bender@riscee.pko.dec.com (Patricia Bender)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Silly joke
Date: 11 Dec 92 16:28:43 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation, Maynard MA

I saw this on Joan River's show this morning:

What is the best job a dumb blonde ever had?

Answer: Joan held up a picture of our man Dan.
Ba dum da.

(not hilarious, but worth a chuckle or two and something different
 from the Aligator U. stuff)


patricia
From: GS#0@lafibm.lafayette.edu (GS#0)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: Did Dan Quayle go to Allegheny?
Date: 12 Dec 92 19:03:18 GMT
Organization: Lafayette College
Originator: news@lafcol

In article <Bz2qpH.JtG@rice.edu> patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>In article <1992Dec11.002006.6682@pellns.alleg.edu> luriem@alleg.edu (Michael Lurie) The Liberalizer writes:
>>In article <29311@castle.ed.ac.uk> matt@castle.ed.ac.uk (M P Taylor)
>>[....]
>
>At least at Lafayette, you'd have learned to spell the school's name
>right. :-)
>

I know Lafayette. I work at Lafayette.  And lemme tell ya that Allegheny
is no Lafayette.  }8-)    }8-)    }8-)    }8-)    }8-)    }8-)    }8-)

Cheers - Shekhar Govind                govi@lafayette.edu
Organization: City University of New York/ University Computer Center
Date: Wednesday, 16 Dec 1992 12:47:57 EST
From: Alexandre Pechtchanski <APPMS@CUNYVM.BITNET>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: An idea about the situation (wasRe: Ban the geeks at Allegheny.)
 <1992Dec11.154047.22809@pellns.alleg.edu>

In article <1992Dec11.154047.22809@pellns.alleg.edu>, luriem@alleg.edu (Michael
Lurie) The Liberalizer says:
>
>In article <15041.2b27dfa7@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu>
>vancleef@ohstpy.mps.ohio-state.edu writes:
>> What do you "major" in Mikey?
>>
>> -Garrett
>
>Psychology, with a minor in Bio and Chem. I want to go to Med School and
>treat screwed up adolescents.
I already pity them poor things... (Smiley left out intentionally)
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From: rdetweil@boi.hp.com (Richard Detweiler)
Subject: Re: Good Heavens!  What has happened here?!?
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 15:35:51 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Hewlett Packard

In article <1992Dec15.140904.29284@gvl.unisys.com> train@gvls2.gvl.unisys.com (Herbert Rutledge) writes:

  [deletia]

>  product that I think of when I hear the name Allegheny College is
>  Allegheny Airlines.  
>
>  (For those who are unfamiliar with this airline, it is the regional
>  carrier that, after massive feedings with growth hormones, became USAir.
>  Its fame rested on the fact that it was the closest that commercial
>  aviation has ever come to duplicating the standards and level of service
>  that we would normally associate only with Air Albania.)
>
>

Hey, Herb

I grew up in upstate NY and "Agony" Airlines definately was something to
avoid.  I remember one flight my father took from Rochester to Pittsburgh.
After announcing their approach to the Pittsburgh airport, the pilot told 
everyone that some gauge or something was malfunctioning and, although it 
wouldn't affect the safety of the plane or anything, they were going to go 
back to Rochester to get it serviced.  After landing back in Rochester, 
Allegheny loaded everybody on to a bus, drove through a snowstorm to Syracuse, 
and put them on another plane to Pittsburgh.  It was the worst flight 
experience he ever had.  It ended up he could have driven from Rochester to 
Pittsburgh faster than it ended up for them to get there with Allegheny.  
And he never did get an explanation why they couldn't have landed in 
Pittsburgh, let the passangers off, and THEN flown back to Rochester.

DQ was still in college in Indiana, so I guess we can't blame him...
From: alizard@Blue.Kludge.COM (A.Lizard)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Re: An idea about the situation (wasRe: Ban the geeks at Allegheny.)
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 92 04:26:45 PST
Organization: 'Lectrick Blue!, Moraga CA

> I totally agree with you Jim.  If the genuises on this network think that  
> they are so much better than us, then let them kill all articles coming  
> from Allegheny.  They can think whatever they want because we here at  
> Allegheny know what a fine school we attend and how much its reputation  
> will help us in the future.  I think I'll start banning the people who  
> want to ban us.  Naw, wouldn't want to sink down to that pathetic level.   
> Jim, call me some time and we'll do lunch, maybe after Golden's class.   
> You know my number.
> 
> Jon Meyer

While you're online here, note the number of posts with origins from
sitenames like .com and .gov . This means (roughly) commercial
domains and government domains. Do you REALLY want the idea floating
around 60,000 Usenet sites, especially business and government (not to
mention other colleges) that may be potential employers that students
from alleged.u are invariably idiots AND  that they willingly put up
with a mainframe run by amateurs with no more regard for security
procedures than Dan Quayle does common sense? Security is NOT a joke
in the real world.
 
The next person to read your resume when you finally wander on all
fours into the real world might be a regular reader of this newsgroup
and other newsgroups your fellow students post on, who has seen the
cute tricks with userIDs that indicate not only amateur sysadmins, and
who has also seen a level of childish stupidity expressed in posts
coming from your school NOT appreciated by the rest of Usenet users.
This person will find an appropriate disposition for resumes from
graduates at alleged.u . The circular file. (for allegheny univ
students, that's a garbage can.)
 
A.Lizard

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From: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
Subject: Dan Gifts
Date: 14 Dec 92 21:43:51 GMT
Reply-To: egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy)
Organization: Columbia University

How 'bout a Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Anatomically Correct Peruvian Doll?

"Pour water on it and watch it grow!!!!"


_Home Alone 2_ has now grossed over $90 million.

	** Macaulay Culkin: HE MUST BE STOPPED !!!! **
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: schierh@alleg.edu (Just call me Scout)
Subject: I'm sorry, too.
Organization: Allegheny College
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 15:52:33 GMT


	Although not a usual reader of alt.fan.dan-quayle, I have been  
made aware of the Allegheny College situation here.  Some of my fellow  
students have watched with chagrin as our college has been dragged through  
the mud by a few Allegheny students.  

	All I can say (and I say this on the behalf of the Allegheny  
community as a whole), is, "I'm sorry."  We at Allegheny are neither  
illiterate, nor stupid, but I understand how you came to those  
conclusions.  Internet access is new here, and obviously, we are still  
working out kinks in the security system.  Some of us also, obviously,  
have, yet, to learn to respect our fellow posters to the Grazer, and to  
remember that we, individually, are not the only ones who will be judged  
by our words.  
	
	Please accept this apology, and understand that the words of these  
few are as disturbing to the rest of us at Allegheny, as they are to you  
here.

--
Heidi A. Schierer   >>==>    schierh@alleg.edu
The English winter   ending in July,   To recommence in August.
		LORD BYRON 1788  1824
****Sound familiar?  I love it!!!!!****
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dan-quayle
From: pat@sphinx.phys.Virginia.EDU (pat walsh)
Subject: Re: A Real Quayle Question
Organization: University of Virginia Physics Department
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 15:23:31 GMT

eric smith writes:

>egl1@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Elizabeth G. Levy) writes:

>>I wasn't aware Quayle even took the bar.  My impression was that he's
>>been a professional politician all his life (i.e., no private industry
>>experience, like what the Shurb was deriding all this year), at least
>>after he got out of law school.

>No, he "worked" at his family's newspaper for a time.
>Doing what, I have no idea.

I can think of a couple of possibilities:

1) You know how sometimes when you open up a newspaper, a long, thin (no
   thicker than a 2 or 3 mm. or so) strip of newsprint, folded in the middle
   like the pages themselves, will slip out?  I'll bet you thought this
   resulted from the page cutting machine shaving the edge off a page.
   Actually, every newspaper employs a person to make these shavings and
   insert them into the paper and this was Dan's job.

   - OR -

2) Dan ran the machine that adds the "magic finger-smearing fluid" (you
   probably didn't know about this either) to the ink.

Anybody else got any ideas?

- Patrick Walsh
  University of Virginia Department of Physics
  pw@virginia.bitnet, pw@virginia.edu, pat@gomez.phys.virginia.edu
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