From: mfc1493@tamuts.tamu.edu (Michael Frank Caver)
Subject: Re: St. Jester
Organization: ~/lib/organization
Date: Thu, 1 Oct 1992 19:32:56 GMT

>>>>>>>>}>}>}>>p.s.  I have never kissed the editor of alt.fan.monty-python
>>>>>>>>}>}>}>Silly person. There *is* no editor of alt.fan.monty.python!  Unless
>>>>>>>>}>}>}>count Jester, of course...
>>>>>>>>}>}>}I object! Jester is certainly not the editor!  There *is* no editor,
>>>>>>>>}>}>}oh misguided one.  Jester is our patron saint.
>>>>>>>>}>}>well. then..i proclaim today September 23, St. Jester's day.
>>>>>>>>}>}>you now must all go out and give gag gifts to strange people
>>>>>>>>}>}>on the street......
>>>>>>>>}>}How about if I just gag people and strangle gifts?
>>>>>>>>}>that would look bad towards the general populace and
>>>>>>>>}>give me a bad name..so don't!!!
>>>>>>>>}Well I could just give you this balm. <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
>>>>>>>>well sh*t simon..get nasty and bloodthirsty on me....
>>>>>>If simon is bloodthirsty, does that also mean that
>>>>>>he is nasty?  I just don't follow your line
>>>>>>of thinking, young man!  Do you have a license to
>>>>>>use these nonlinear progressions?  Hmmm?
>>>>>Um... I don't have a licence, but I DO have this 'ere CHAINSAW!!!!!!
>>>>'Allo, Miss.  'Ave you got a license for 'at chainsawr??
>>>Nope. You wanna argue with me?
>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <thump>
>>><rollrollrollroll> <KICK!> <splat>
>>>Obviously not.
>>>(And take your nose off my shoe.)
>>Well get your shoe of my eye!
>Well get your eye off my sole! <squish>
Now, now...you know rfats just loooooove sole...filet of sole.

>>>>>>>>}>}>}.Chris squig All well and good. . .
>>>>>>>>}>}>}Dan squig Lets build him cathedral!  post the plans if there intres
>>>>>>>>}>}>St. Jester squig look..I'd like to approve these b4 you post them....
>>>>>>>>}>}Jamesa <=== Oh, so you *do* want to be the editor, then??
>>>>>>>>}>Editor Jester squig yes...now lets see, what i can fix in this post.
>>>>>>>>}Um... James?
>>>>>>>>I fixed the post so well,  that I deleted poor james....
>>>>>>Oh shame, Oh shame!!!!
>>>>>No it's not. He deserved it.
>>>>I'm baaaa-aaack!
>>>Your back? 
>>>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <scrape>
>>><sewsewsewsew> <pin> 
>>>That... wot a lovely cloak. Thank you.
>>What is that? Ratfur? EEEEEEEECK!
>Well I've alway wanted a fur coat. Now I just need to tan some of
>your human skin, and another luverly leather jacket.
But without my fur it's all I've bloodyt got left!

>>>>>>>>Chris aka OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh cheeky devil!!!
>>>>>>><deep, meaningful, thought-provoking penmanship fed to my battery llama>
>>>>>>You have a battery powered llama?
>>>>>>You must be the envy of every housewife.
>>>>>>Dave smurf I had a llama named peter once.
>>>>>Well that was stipud now, wasn't it.
>>>>>What? Oh sorry. This is argument. You want abuse down the hall.
>>>>><slam>
>>>>No I don't.
>>>Well do you want your fingers then? I caught them in the door when I
>>>slammed it.
>>Nope. Just me nose...with a shoeprint on it.
>Um. OK... I'll try to find it. Oh... look there beside your ear.
>Oops. Sorry. You can't look, can you. Um... <peel> <glue> 
>There. Good as new... ish.
Mmmmmph...Thankmmmpph yoummmph.

>>>mnSio... the Regurgitated Guts of a.f.m-p
>>Ratboy... C'mon Simon...Scream Bloody Gore for me...
>iOSnm... Well only if Deny your life in a Zombie ritual.
Ratboy... PARENTS! THEY'RE DRIVING YOU NUTS! PARENTS! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! 

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