HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: guckes@math.fu-berlin.de (Sven Guckes)
Subject: Re: alt.sex.clergy.kitchen.utensils
Originator: guckes@medusa
Organization: Free University of Berlin, Germany
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 10:26:37 GMT

nadeau@bnr.ca (Rheal Nadeau) writes:

>In this very group, aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner) signs:
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>__    ___  __ __ ______________________________________________________________
>
>I been reading this group too long - I can actually read this BUAF!
>
>Is there a cure, or am I doomed?

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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Prince of Persia: Help
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 22:31:28 GMT

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games, micsdc1jcwj@dct.ac.uk writes:
[>'s left in for a vicarious thrill - even after I removed them it still 
looked tab-damaged.]
>
> ______________________________________________________________________________
>|     __________                                                               |
>|    /__     __/ _____    _    __  at the wonderful DIT . Yeah . Call me on    |
>|       /  /   / _   /  /  |  / /         mcsdc1jcwj@vaxb.dct.ac.uk            |
>|  ___/  /   / /_/ /  / /| |/ /__  for a barrage of expletives .               |
>| /____/   /_____/  /_/  |__/ /_/  My guitar wants to kill your mama           |
>|Whatever I say is not the view of the college . Even if it is . So don't think|
>|otherwise . It's not big and it's not clever .                                |
>|______________________________________________________________________________|

No, it's _quite_ big.  But it's definitely not clever.

(Also of note: the uncredited Dweezil Zappa quote.)

-- 
email bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com for a barrage of expletives.
Frank Booth is a close personal friend.  Really.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Demon
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Keywords: demon
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 13:22:26 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In comp.ai article <1992Aug14.212728.4016@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov>, 
kandt@ai-titania.JPL.NASA.GOV (kirk kandt) writes: 
> 
> I'd provide more info if I didn't have a broken shoulder and ribs which
> make typing very difficult.
> 
> -- 
> 	 |^^^^^^|  The Official Dirt Riders Motto...
> 	 |      |  (According to Bart, that is)
> 	 |      |
> 	 | (o)(o)     _____________________________
> 	 @      _) _ /  Pain is temporary,         |  Kirk Kandt
> 	  | ,___| /__   Bones heal,                |  M/S 525-3660
> 	  |   /      \  Chicks dig scars &         |  Jet Propulsion Laboratory
> 	  /___\       \ Glory is forever!!!        |  4800 Oak Grove Drive
> 	 /     \       \___________________________|  Pasadena, CA 91109

Wow. Looks like someone is taking their warlording a bit far. I know that's
a drivelling snot-wipe of a .sig, but was it really necessary to break the
poor guy's shoulder and ribs?

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: PRIVATE MESSAGE FOR HARRY MANDELL
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1992 12:26:06 GMT

In too many newsgroups to mention, 
hamm@weejordy.physics.mun.ca (Craig Hamm) signs:

>	Later folks,
>	Craig
>-- 
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
%  Craig Hamm, DoD #1500, 1981 Maxim 650 % Not enough disk space for	  %
%  Memorial University		         % disclamer (?)	          %
%  St. John's                            %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
%  Newfoundland   							    %
%  A1B 3X7  |			 					    %
%  Canada   |     							    %
%	      |					@@ 			    %
%	      | 				@@       |	            %
%           L______I_am_here______________>   @@       |		    %
% 						@@@@@@@  |		    %
%		      		          ------@@@@@@@@=@-----47 N	    %
%						@@@@@@@  |		    %
%						@        |		    %
%	"Live to Flame, Flame to Live"					         |		    %
%						    	53 W 	(ocean)	    %
%						      	 |		    %
%						      	 |		    %
%						      	 |		    %
%									    %
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%  

Here we have a HUGE signature, an ugly border, tab damage, things that
don't even line up _without_ the tab damage, an ascii map (of "The
Rock", no less), postal address, a stupid non-disclaimer, a lame
unattributed quote, and what's that?  I presume that's the brand of
motorcycle he rides?

Have you ever?

Who's going to run this through the old .sig-compacter [tm]?

-- 
Paul Tomblin, pt@geovision.gvc.com or {uunet,revcan}!geovision!pt
(This is not an official opinion of GeoVision Systems Inc.)
A Vogon is not above a little greed and corruption in much the same way as the
ocean is not above the clouds.
From: friedman@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Noah Friedman)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: you know what really gets my goat
Date: 13 Aug 92 08:08:53 GMT
Organization: Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave. Cambridge, MA 02139
In-reply-to: strake@coos.dartmouth.edu's message of 11 Aug 92 13:02:28 GMT

In article <1992Aug11.130228.7861@dartvax.dartmouth.edu> strake@coos.dartmouth.edu (strake) signs:
>--
>                    . . . . .                      strake@dartmouth.edu
>         .     :    .   :   .    :     .
>   :     :    .  :      :      :  .    :     :      it seemed a good
>   :          :         :         :          :      idea at the time


   Here's another one of those 3-D signatures.  Or maybe it's a flattened
umbrella.   You be the judge!

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: Useful quips
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 1992 22:37:44 GMT

In alt.folklore.urban, cranston@ayn.cadence.com (W. Scott Cranston) writes:
>
>
>--
>+---------^>        "The Spirit of Massachusetts is the Spirit of America"
>|        <                    -Massachusetts Division of Tourism
>+-------. \   7     "Right..."
>         \_\_/                -cranston@cadence.com


Wow!  A wonderful ascii pic of a SplatMaster paint gun.  Most players laugh 
at the plastic six-inch smooth bore barrel which isn't accurate beyond about,
oh, three feet and the huge clip of ten rounds.   But the true artistes of 
the sport consider it to be more of a challenge to sneak up on their 
unsuspecting victims without being heard or seen.  Well, the true artistes
with limited budgets.

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
once again, not that I'd know...
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Pitiful, really!
Date: 13 Aug 92 11:25:10 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.earth-summit, <1992Jul29.073204.1868@rcvie.co.at>, es_lewis@rcvie.co.at 
(Stephen Lewis) signs:

% -- 
% ==============================================================================
%             Stephen Lewis                | fax: +431 39 14 52   ~~~~~~~\0~~~
%        Alcatel Austria - ELIN RC         | voice: +431 39 16 21 157 ~ c=|=- ~
%   Knowledge-Based Systems Applications   |                        ))))))~\~))))
%     Ruthnergasse 1-7, A-1210 Vienna      | Kayaking on the edge. /////////////
%                Austria                   |                      /////////////
% ------------------------------ es_lewis@rcvie.co.at ------------/////////////--

What with those sightseeing helicopters flying over Niagara Falls, a person
can't get away with anything, these days!  Here we have a photo of Master Timmy
O'D about to go over the falls, without benefit of a barrel. . . If it were a
vid, you could hear him shouting "The Meach made me do it!"

Just what is it with these Wiener Schnitzels, anyway?

--jm

meach@sightseeing.on.the.edge  | "A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate
                               | a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills
                               | and add drama to an otherwise dull day." 
                               |                                -- Calvin
From: neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (N Bowers)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Looking for a GL viewer for X-Windows.
Date: 19 Aug 92 16:13:59 GMT
Organization: University of Leeds, England

In alt.graphics.pixutils, woodside@bnr.ca signs:
> 
>Kevin
>
>-- 
>                       _________________________________
>       *               | INTERNET : woodside@bnr.ca    |       __
>** **  ****  Northern  | MAINFRAME: WOODSIDE at BNRMER |  | / |  \ |    |
>******  **   Telecom   |_______________________________|  |/  |__/ |    |
>**  **  **   Canada    |"The above opinions are my own,|  |\  |  \ | /\ | 
>**  *** ****           |not those of Northern Telecom."|  | \ |__/ |/  \|
>**  **   **  (Ottawa)  |_______________________________|

What is it with people called Kevin?

I'm sure we've got a MAINFRAME at Leeds somewhere, I'll have to get an account
and mail him.  It's in his sig, so it must be true.

--
Neil Bowers <neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk>
        "In go, the meek do not inherit the earth" -- Ikuro Ishigure
From: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Inconsistent Details -- Trivia
Date: 18 Aug 92 20:32:22 GMT
Reply-To: weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener)
Organization: The Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology
In-reply-to: paulchem@tigger.cs.Colorado.EDU (Icarus)

In article <1992Aug17.214631.27774@colorado.edu>,
		paulchem@tigger (Icarus) signs:
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
.    ~ ~                                                                     .
.    o o      signito ergo sum.              paul chemmanoor.                .
.     |    i sign therefore i am.            Computer Science department.    .
.     =                                      Univ. of Colorado, Boulder.     .
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-- 
Premature perioditis ruins many a good signature.  Let's help him out.
-- 
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
.    ~ ~                                                                     .
.    o o      signito ergo sum geecus.       paul chemmanoor.                .
.     |    i sign therefore i am a geek.     Computer Science department.    .
.     =          i=sign?geek++:i;            Univ. of Colorado, Boulder.     .
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-- 
-Matthew P Wiener (weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu)    If Apple owned
 NBC, they would sue Nike for comedy-interface copyright violation.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: New Macs this fall
In-reply-to: flip@sage.cc.purdue.edu's message of 20 Aug 92 10:48:36 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 92 09:40:32 EDT

In article <57344@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> flip@sage.cc.purdue.edu (Phillip Russell) writes:

>-- 
>    __@  __@        Phillip "Flip" Russell  | Purdue University
>  _-\<, -\<,_       flip@sage.cc.purdue.edu | West Lafayette, IN
> (_)/---|/-(_)      "We don't have enough power captain!!!"

NOT ENOUGH POWER?? Just how many men does it *take* to hump a
telephone handset? I would think 2 would be plenty.

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
Subject: Re: 1930s Science Fiction & General Fiction
Reply-To: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 92 20:38:50 GMT


In a previous article, rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) says:

>secret of life and success itself, if you know how to decode it. Take
>the first letter of each word and pair it off against the number of
>letters in each word: M-9, R-4, W-4, U-8, C-5, L-7, F-3, F-8, F-5,
>I-2, A-2, E-5, W-10. Now arrange these in a grid:
>
>   ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
> 1
> 2 .       .
> 3      .
> 4                  .    .
> 5   . ..
> 6
> 7            .
> 8      .              .
> 9             .
>10                       .
>
>Connect the dots in the correct order and the secret will become
>obvious.
>


I can see it without connecting the dots. It's the Southern Cross, a
constellation visible only from the Southern Hemisphere and not from
the Rush Museum in Waythehelloutthere, Wyoming. 

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From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: California Senate races  (was Re: the Keating 5)
Date: 20 Aug 92 20:42:13 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy


	Culled from alt.rush-limbaugh on the off chance that I would find
something particularly offensive:

In article <36875@sdcc12.ucsd.edu> rnlee@sdcc3.ucsd.edu (Profess'nal Agitator) writes:

	Well, too much gunk is what he writes, but I digress.

>Agitator
>  #->
>
>"A political deadend."                  Bruce Herschensohn for U.S. Senate!!!
>    --Gore on the Vice Presidency when    Not the ten-year       //  The REAL
>      asked about a Dukakis-Gore ticket   Congress insider      //   outsider
>--------------- R E M E M B E R   B E I J I N G ------------\\ //------------
>IBM PC - Who wants a politically correct computer?           \X/  Only AMIGA!
>========================================== Bring Back the Caltech Cannon!! ==
>Roderick Lee, HMC '91      "The Professional Agitator"      agitator@ucsd.edu

	Only in Dittoland can one find someone who can put SIX SEPARATE
REFERENCES in ONE .sig, four of them political, no less!  Hopefully Roderick
will continue to hone his skills so that future .sigs will comment on
every political race in history.  I can't wait to see what he says about
Tilden!  Yow!

	I won't even talk about the variety of unpleasant ASCII gibberish...

--
Steve Buffum           | "And nothing could be done,
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |  'cause he was the mayor's son." -- TL
From: enag@ifi.uio.no (Erik Naggum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [comp.sys.hp48] Re: RPLMAN - Mac formatted copy
Date: 15 Aug 92 22:33:06 GMT
Organization: Department of Informatics, University of Oslo, Norway

John Paul Morrison <jmorriso@ee.ubc.ca> signs:
|
|   --
|   __________________________________________________________________________
|    John Paul Morrison                     |
|    University of British Columbia, Canada |
|    Electrical Engineering                 |   .sig closed for repairs
|                                           |
|    jmorriso@ee.ubc.ca                     |
|   ________________________________________|_________________________________
|   Hi! I'm a .signature dung-beetle. Add me to the rest of the crap in your .sig

I liked it, except for the hidden white space (which none of you will
see, because my posting agent strips them).

</Erik>
From: csquared@coos.dartmouth.edu (Christopher M. Cohen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Internet access from home
Date: 13 Aug 92 21:25:46 GMT
Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH

In article <1992Aug13.181504.3388@newshost.lanl.gov> richards@beta.lanl.gov (William C. Richards) .sigs:

[5!!!! lines of text deleted]

>##############################################################################
>
>Vizzini:      "Have you ever heard of Plato...Aristotle...Socrates?"
>
>Wesley:       "Yes."
>
>Vizzini:      "Morons."
>
>        From "The Princess Bride"
>
>
>
>Peter Richards
>Westinghouse Savannah River Company
>richards@beta.lanl.gov
>
>##############################################################################

Shall we operate????

Goodbye.....whitespace

>##############################################################################
>Vizzini:      "Have you ever heard of Plato...Aristotle...Socrates?"
>Wesley:       "Yes."
>Vizzini:      "Morons."
>        From "The Princess Bride"
>Peter Richards
>Westinghouse Savannah River Company
>richards@beta.lanl.gov
>##############################################################################

Better, but...

Scripts have no quotes...movie titles?....

>##############################################################################
>Vizzini: Have you ever heard of Plato...Aristotle...Socrates?
>Wesley: Yes.    Vizzini: Morons.           --_The Princess Bride_
>Peter Richards  Westinghouse Savannah River Company  richards@beta.lanl.gov
>##############################################################################

The border is still god-awful, but.....

C Squared
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: THE GOONS
Date: 13 Aug 92 10:48:55 GMT
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

There are times when you see a gross .signature and you just know that that's
not all folks, there's more to come. Rather like sitting on the crapper
and realising the show's not over yet. Anyway, I'm sure you'll all recall
our good friend Mr. Bell from alt.comedy.british, he of the fake chocolate
bar .sig. Well, this time he's gone one better. He's really improved that
baby. But before we get on to the main course, let's have a little hors
d'oeuvre, with the article. Let her rip, Mr. Bell....

In alt.comedy.british article <1992Aug13.084553.3107@gserv1.dl.ac.uk>,
 mjb@gserv1.dl.ac.uk (M.J.T. Bell) writes:
> Er.... I don't think Micheal Bentine is dead.
> I saw him on British Television only a few weeks ago.
> 
> NOW U KNOW


What I'm wondering is whether we should tell M.J.T. that they can now record
television for later showing and that this wonderful new hi-tech process
means that just because he saw Mr. Bentine on the goggle-box doesn't actually
prove a thing about the state of Mr. Bentine's health. Perhaps not. Such
ignorance is a deep and wonderful thing.

Anyway. On to the main course in our fine and wholesome repast...

>                                                          ______
>                                         Later ...       /\__  _\
>                                                        /  \_\ \ \
>                                                       /  \ \___\_\
>                                                       \ \ \/ __ //
>                                                        \ \/ ___ /
>                                                         \/_____/
>       +-------------------------------+
>      / The names Bell..  Mark Bell ! / \
>     / but my friends just call me   /   +-----------------------------------+
>    / m.bell@uk.ac.daresbury.gserv1 /   /                                   /
>   +-------------------------------+   /  Ying Tong, Ying Tong ... etc     /
>  /                                 \ /                                   /
> +-----------------------------------+-----------------------------------+
>                                      \                                 /
>                                       +-------------------------------+

The right hand "bar"phic has a new quotation (incomplete, unattributed, not
very funny unless sung by Milligna, Sellers, Seecombe etc.) and the very
poor attempt at depicting a Rubik's Cube just does not cut the mustard in
my book. (Please don't ask why i have mustard smeared over my book, that's
entirely my own business).

I just love sharing an island with geeks like Mr. Bell. No. Really. I do.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: heatherb@NREL.ColoState.EDU (Heather Bean)
Subject: Re: ozone
Date: Mon, 17 Aug 1992 16:19:03 GMT
Organization: College of Natural Resources, Colo. State Univ.

In article <1992Aug14.061634.25434@fcom.cc.utah.edu> (that's mr. wonderful to 
you) signs:
 
>()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(>       PJF---->Biochem. grad student. "suffering *is* my game.         
>                           WORK  :==  FUTURE
>       "i am involved in the petty business of scientific research."
>                         "feel free to feel me."
>\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\  
Woah, Nellie!!!  He is _clearly_ of the mind that my game should be suffering 
as well.  First he subjects us to a truly lovely ascii border, then throws in a nice :== to make sure we know he's a nerdy guy.  Then discounts what he does 
all day...so we don't think he's TOO nerdy...  And THEN...the crux of this 
wonderful piece of work...the really.desparate.net.chick pick-up line.
I almost ignored it until he threw that in.  pity.  

Heather "Not feeling *that* free, son" Bean


-- 
Heather Bean
heatherb@opuntia.CFNR.ColoState.edu
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: BITNET GOES BERSERK
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Thu, 20 Aug 92 14:44:58 GMT

weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener) writes:

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Names have been obliterated to protect the stupid, the guilty, the bitnet.

And (pardon the redundancy *and* the oxymoron) the braindead 3com software.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi63.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: Boast boast boast
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 22:20:48 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In rec.arts.disney article <1992Aug21.142657.92@dct.ac.uk>,
mcsdc1jcwj@dct.ac.uk goes all anal and wails:
> I've got an actual cel from Bambi autograohed by Walt .
> 
> So there .-- 
> 

The uses his .sig on us (with >'s removed for "clarity"):

 ______________________________________________________________________________
|     __________                                                               |
|    /__     __/ _____    _    __  at the wonderful DIT . Yeah . Call me on    |
|       /  /   / _   /  /  |  / /         mcsdc1jcwj@vaxb.dct.ac.uk            |
|  ___/  /   / /_/ /  / /| |/ /__  for a barrage of expletives .               |
| /____/   /_____/  /_/  |__/ /_/  My guitar wants to kill your mama           |
|Whatever I say is not the view of the college . Even if it is . So don't think|
|otherwise . It's not big and it's not clever .                                |
|______________________________________________________________________________|

Welcome to the 80 column club Jon (I think that's your name, but I'm not quite
sure, perhaps you could make it a little BIGGER?)

I just lurv his way with whitespace and full stops (that's "periods" to those
on the ignorant side of the water). The little aphorisms are jolly fine work
too, though they too (rather like Jon's appendage) are neither big nor clever.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Scottish Country Dancing, Poussette
Date: 18 Aug 92 17:33:47 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
In-reply-to: rlw@IDA.ORG's message of Tue, 18 Aug 92 11:23:03 GMT

In article <1992Aug18.112303.11398@IDA.ORG> rlw@IDA.ORG (Richard Wexelblat) writes:

>-- 
>--Dick Wexelblat  (rlw@ida.org) 703 845 6601
>  This message is not copyright.  Please feel free to use it
>  in any context, at any time, with or without attribution.
>  Quotes out of context and parodies are encouraged.

Yeah, well, what if I don't feel like it?

--
Rich Holmes 
Clone-dependent no more.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord