From: Kelly.Reynolds@p3.f155.n633.z3.fidonet.org (Kelly Reynolds)
Newsgroups: k12.chat.senior
Subject: Re: Far Side vs Archie
Date: Mon, 31 Aug 92 15:06:38 PST
Organization: FidoNet node 3:633/155.3 - SECAP BBS, Clayton Vic

Well howdy ALAN CADWELL, 
   Howya doing?  Whats with the personality crisis?  Some time ago you were a certain Kev Ondic, as far as I remember...Just joking.  Thanks for the letter...I was beginning to give up on you, man!

AC> Hey there, what's up?!  Okay, first of all, sorry it took so
AC>long to reply,
AC> but I was on holidays, and I got someone to save the mail for
AC>me, and I
AC> just got around to going through it now  (Sorry to disappoint
AC>ya, but
AC> contrary to popular belief, I AM alive! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA). 

Whoa!  To the first bit..two aeroplanes, a coupla clouds, a few birds are up...for the second bit, youre forgiven, and for the last bit..WHAT A BUMMER!  Actually, no thats pretty cool that youre still around.  

AC>Which brings me
AC> to the second thing you should probably know, yes, this really
AC>is me, it's
AC> just under someone else's name because they downloaded the mail
AC>and then
AC> gave it to me.  Well, it's under his name right now, but the
AC>BBS may change
AC> it back to me (Kev Ondic) when I upload this, I'm not sure. 

Well no it hasnt, Alan.  hee hee

AC> sure you know that I am not having a multiple personality
AC>disorder thing
AC> right now, cuz ya know, the doc says I'm over that now.  ;-)

Ha!  Thats what you say!

AC> Okay, let me say this then.  In Australia, because there's so
AC>much more sun
AC> than here, everybody's hair color is bleached blondish, so the
AC>smart ones
AC> are actually a different color (okay, okay, maybe I'm reaching
AC>there).  Heh,
AC> actually, I don't have a problem with blondes (in fact I rather
AC>like 'em..
AC> heh), but I have noticed that the bottom 2% of the population
AC>on the
AC> intelligence scale seems to be blonde females; there doesn't
AC>really seem to
AC> be a pattern at the top end though.  As for the skin color
AC>theory, well, I am
AC> by no means racist, BUT there is scientific evidence to suggest
AC>that
AC> orientals are the most intelligent, followed by whites,
AC>followed by negros.
AC> Which does kind of make sense when you look at the situation in
AC>the world
AC> today..  Most technology comes from Japan, the "average" guys
AC>are us North
AC> Americans and Eurpoeans (and, of course you wonderful Aussies),
AC>and the
AC> negroes are generally most underprivileged group of people in
AC>the world.

What can I say?  The man is a genius.  Where do you get all this stuff?  You didnt read the Encyclopeadia just for little ol me did ya?  Anyway, OK, I believe you.  I get the point, etc.  We must give up this discussion.

AC>Well, when you get right down to it, I AM more than a few miles
AC>away from ya.
AC>heheh.  The 10th Anniversary edition is a must, he talks about
AC>where the
AC>ideas came from, how the cartoon evolved, printing bloopers,
AC>hate mail he's
AC>gotten, etc..  Kinda shows you how warped that guy really is to
AC>think of
AC>things like he does. heh.

Thats it, I'm getting it! Only one slight problemo...no cashola, ie.money.  I'm broke. Oh well, maybe, just maybe, I'll find another Far Side lover over here and be able to scum it off them.

AC>on Terminator 2.  heh.  The "Kinder, gentler" thing has become
AC>quite a catch
AC>phrase around here, quickly gaining ground on "I've fallen and I
AC>can't get
AC>up", which I'm sure has even made it's way down to you guys..?

Yup, its already here and is already fading out, man!  Get with it, dude!  The latest thing is "Get a life"  theres also a ruder one but I better not say it.  hee hee 8>

AC>Catch ya later!

That could be a problem...how much do you weigh?


Seeya round like a fruit loop.....
              KELLY"I promise the next letter will be longer"REYNOLDS


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