HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: patten@lumchan.ifa.hawaii.edu (A Different Brian)
Subject: The Amish
Organization: Institute for Amish Studies, Univ. of Hawaii
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 23:27:40 GMT



  Last night I dreamt that I was captured by the Amish.

  I was forced to wear turn of the century clothing, eat good, wholesome
foods (in moderation), and rise at the crack of dawn.  I was told not to 
question the elders and to give respect to all the members of the family 
I was living with.  I was an outsider, but they needed me.  They kept 
asking me questions about computers and fast cars.  It was like they were
looking for some specific answer, but didn't know how to ask me the right 
question.

   I was disappointed when I suddenly awoke.  I was just beginning to wonder
what the Amish were hoping to accomplish with the knowledge I had shared 
with them.



A Different Brian
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

	"You may wonder why the switches on the explosive bolts
 	 don't have any protective covers on them."
							Tom Tengdin
From: eerke@cs.kun.nl (Eerke Boiten)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: paranoia (Re: life in eitherwayland)
Date: 10 Apr 92 12:42:18 GMT
Organization: Teenage Mutant Ninja Fairies

Michaelangelo Fairy writes:
>In article <1992Apr9.074930.850@desire.wright.edu> dhoward@desire.wright.edu (sparky-desire) writes:
>>i'm being flamed by militant fairies.
>Come on guys, let's get him

Sure dood.
--
Puck Fairy
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey)
Subject: Re: The March in D.C.
Summary: Sounds pretty furrin to me...
Organization: Rice University
Distribution: na
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 1992 03:39:56 GMT

In article <1992Apr15.170534.5799@odin.corp.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.234011.18141@rice.edu>, Patrick writes:
>|Maybe you should let *him* be the judge of that.  (and speak English, while
>|you're at it.  "heinously"?  Argh.)
>
>Hey!  I will have you know that "heinous" is a fine
>word, suitable for use on many occasions.  Heinously
>gnarly, dude.

Well, it ain't Texan.  (Or Appalachian, which is my native dialect, or
whatever it is they speak in South Dakota, which is my wife's.)  Sooner or
later, I'll manage to make it to California, and I guess I'll have to try
and pass for one of the locals...:-)


-- 
Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
  +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 713 776-1541 at home. 713 527-4056 at Willy's Pub.
                  Support term limitations for politicians:
                 two terms -- one in office and one in jail.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley)
Subject: Re: I just gots ta
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 92 23:28:23 GMT
Organization: Netcom - Online Communication Services  (408 241-9760 guest) 

In article <1992Apr9.173537.24128@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars) writes:
>In article <9204071623.26@rmkhome.UUCP> rmk@rmkhome.UUCP (Rick Kelly) writes:
>*In article <1992Apr6.173645.9200@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars) writes:
>*>In article <0gmjghj.gooley@netcom.com> gooley@netcom.com (Markian Gooley) writes:
>*>*Mark., as she oughta know; she won't even speak to me any more
>*>
>*>After what you did to the flag of Ireland, I don't blame her.
>*
>*And what did he do to the flag of Ireland?
>
>Mark., do you want to confess?  I'd hate to embarass you in front of billions
>and billions of people.
>
>
>Mark "Erin go bragh" Lippert 


Go ahead.  Say what you like.  Make something up.  Things could indeed get
worse for me but right now I don't care.

Mark., nobody even likes me anyway
gooley@netcom.com
From: mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu (Not Kathryn Hess' Little Brother in disguise)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: A POEM
Date: 16 Apr 92 04:49:19 GMT
	<1992Apr15.183256.9390@tigger.jvnc.net>
	<1992Apr16.040313.16284@news.Hawaii.Edu>
Followup-To: talk.not.bizarre.enough.for.talk.bizarre
Organization: Eaters of Wisdom
In-reply-to: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu's message of 16 Apr 92 04:03:13 GMT

In article <1992Apr16.040313.16284@news.Hawaii.Edu> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
>   <yawn>  Look, who cares?  What we really want to know is (1) how big were
>   her HooTERS and (2) which one of you got to *bonk* her afterwards.

Does that mean you want to bid?

--

           Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute.
Mark-Jason Dominus 	  			    mjd@central.cis.upenn.edu 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton)
Subject: Texas Buzillionaire does hostile takeover of X Industries
Followup-To: talk.bizarre,unemployment.line 
Summary: daring, bold, reminiscent of eighties excess
Keywords: your butt is shiny, metallic and beautiful to behold
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, Univ. of Texas at Arlington
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1992 04:27:50 GMT


In article <10226@inews.intel.com> bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton) writes:
>In article <1992Mar28.080834.1570@mercury.unt.edu> cgw@sol.acs.unt.edu (christopher williams) writes:
>>WHICH reminds me...  what does X Industries have to offer
>>in the way of Modern Excretory Waste Removal Devices?
>
>				--Blair
>				  "You name it we got it, and
>				   we probably got it cheap."

FLASH:
           "Texas Buzillionaire middle announced today that 
         his vast holdings would soon be bludgeoning with the
         acquisition of the the top-heavy X Industries.  In 
         desperate creative straits, X had to submit to middles'
         offer of one nickel."

Chairman bILL

" send me your rez, chris "




Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10371 soc.culture.arabic:1845 soc.culture.indian:13516
From: thiyagarajan@mims.enet.dec.com (My name is...)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.culture.arabic,soc.culture.indian
Subject: Re: ON TAMIL NADU CM & TALK OF TERRORISM ON THE NET
Date: 7 Apr 92 15:55:39 GMT
Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation


>	It is really very sad that Mr.Suresh is openly talking of terrorism
>on the Indian net. He should remember that the sane destiny of all Indians,
>including Tamilians is tied together. Tamil tigers have no business in
>interferring the domestic policy of India. If they want to fight for
>their rights, let them fight in Srilanka. Indian tamils and all other south
>Indians are for peace.

Well said.

Let us hope that Mr Suresh gets the message.

LTTE should keep out of Tamil Nadu (or any part of India for that matter)
From: bhoughto@hopi.intel.com (Blair P. Houghton)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: finger dnoelle
Date: 7 Apr 92 06:21:30 GMT
Organization: Intel Corp, Chandler, AZ

In article  carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>FUSION IS GOD", better than "HANDS ACCROSS AMERICA", more powerful
>than "MY GOD IS THE ANTI-CHRIST" ---
>
>dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu | BLAIRS PENIS: B=> |inger dnoelle@cs.ucsd.edu | grep

It's got the right forward-dynamic mein, but lacks any
concrete expression of volume, leaving one to infer its
great girth and heft from one's understanding of the
vastness of the net.

				--Blair
				  "And I didn't expect to be
				   playing it in an auditorium."
From: aslakson@cs.umn.edu (Brian Excarnate)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Kitten song
Summary: Found on a Citadel
Date: 8 Apr 92 21:06:56 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.1992Apr8.210656.9168
Followup-To: rec.pets.cats
Organization: :noitazinagrO


  In Happytown, all the little kittens were playing and singing their happy
song, which went like this:

   Oh, I'm glad to be a kitten
   I get to play all day!
   I hop and pounce and bounce and leap
   And then I run away!

   We all believe in sharing
   Cause we're all so gosh-darned sweet
   That you probably couldn't stand us
   If we lived along your street!



Brian
-- 
"You know the pain/That's in my heart/It just shows/I'm not very smart"
                                                              -- D. Cadena
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: C_CLAIBORN@unhh.unh.edu (Christian   Claiborn)
Subject: Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Organization: University of New Hampshire
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 02:46:37 GMT
X-News-Reader: VMS NEWS 1.12

In <1992Apr13.200107.171@athena.mit.edu> agoyo1@yog-soggoth.MIT.EDU writes:

> Maybe if you lost a little weight, Sam, all your body fat might not be frying
> in hell!

Christ, what a week this has been.  First Ike Asimov, now Sam Kinison.
WILL THIS CHAOS NEVER END???  WHO'S NEXT, BURL IVES???


					Christian

---
 * I hav no .sig, I have no .sex, I get no .satisfaction.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.pets.cats
From: jon@zeus.med.utah.edu (Jonathan Byrd)
Subject: cat food
Summary: meat-loafing
Organization: University of Utah
Date: 15 Apr 92 12:11:01

early this morning i saw my cat sitting on the cold kitchen floor, and
i realized that it would take eight pounds of hamburger to make a
meatloaf of that size.

--
jonathan byrd
jon@apollo.med.utah.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,rec.scouting
From: lstewart@watserv1.waterloo.edu (L. Stewart -- IS      Office 1058)
Subject: Re: rec.scouting.bsa.bashing
Followup-To: misc.daily.ablution,talk.fossil 
Summary: Hey Nonny Nonny 
Keywords: buckles, fluteshine, pork-dance-erasers 
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1992 14:40:01 GMT

In article <Troop133@hostname> whoami@hostname (The Last Boy Scout) writes:
>
>In article <1992Mar30.161826.1202@hemlock.cray.com> dadams@cherry.cray.com (David Adams) fumes:
>>I am really disapointed 
>>"lets bash the BSA" 
>>would have the gaul 
>>it!
>
>Damn straight, Paul, those damn Frenchies 
>themselves.  They aren't Americans
>Scouts of _AMERICA_, tough.  
>
>>
>
>Shit.  I guess      I don't know enough 
>posting to the FUCKING Newsgroups
>
>>-david adams      dadams@cray.com
>>_______________________________________________________________________
>>I port the Boy Scouts of America.
>
>I support colons
>
>whoami@hostname
>
>"LONG LIVE OUR CHIEF VITALSTATISTIX!"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

STINK ON YOUR POKEY CHIEF vtlsttstx WHAT HAS NO VOWELS IN

LONG DESIRE TO LIVE THE PRESIDENT BONGO!!*!#

BONGO THE YOUR PRESIDENT HAS SPECIAL BARBECUE MOUNTAIN

GO BONGO GO BONGO GO

GOOD FOR HOLIDAYS WE MISS THE YOUR PRESIDENT BONGO 

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: mlegare@wetware.com (Box)
Subject: Re: Acid
Organization: Scientific Harmony
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 17:48:02 GMT

efudd@GeoWare.COM (Elmer Fudd) writes:
]    +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
]    | "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" |
]    |            Elmer Fudd         -> efudd@GeoWare.COM <-             |
]    +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+


it appears that you speak from experience.
this would also explain the quality of your postings.
say, did george borges tell you about talk.bizarre?

[]
trendspotter
trainspotter
knowthedifference

Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: buzzard@eng.umd.edu (Sean Barrett)
Subject: ideal talk.bizarre newsreader/killfile
Date: Thu, 09 Apr 92 21:08:30 GMT
Organization: Fraternity of Avian Deists

Ability to kill threads, authors, and subjects with a single key.
Ability to add above kills to killfile with a single key.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Subject: Re: ideal talk.bizarre newsreader/killfile
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net
Organization: JvNCnet, Princeton University, NJ
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 21:34:16 GMT

Funny, but that seems like a lot of work. 
Actually, this whole series of posts kind of irks me, as do most all of your
droppings.  Just what THE FUCK are YOU?  WHO THE FUCK are you to
judge ANYFUCKINGTHING??!!  What have YOU ever done for THIS PLACE
besides St. Terri, which is neither ORIGINAL nor all that much of a 
CHALLENGE??!!

RICH
From: olias@sunhillo.uucp (Mitch Gorman)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: You know you're in deep when...
Summary: The world's first multi-cade
Date: 10 Apr 92 21:30:31 GMT
Organization: Digital Systems Corp., Cherry Hill, NJ

In article <o1esiB4w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocentesis) babbles:
>ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>
>> In article <cTFoiB11w164w@batpad.lgb.CA.US> amnio@batpad.lgb.CA.US (Amniocent
>> >waldbyjf@NeXTwork.Rose-Hulman.Edu (Julian F Waldby) writes:
>> >
>> >> In article <1992Apr1.200504.15446@news.Hawaii.Edu>  
>> >> rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Somme Mersault) writes:
>> >> >In article <1992Mar31.184310.5270@sunhillo.uucp> olias@sunhillo.uucp  
>> >> (Mitch Gorman) writes:
>> >> >>In article <1992Mar27.173136.1071@r-node.gts.org> rick@r-node.gts.org  
>> >> (Rick Seay) babbles:
>> >> >>>In article <41952@mentor.cc.purdue.edu> ata@sage.cc.purdue.edu (ata  
>> >> boy) writes:
>> >> >>>>You know you're in deep when she starts quoting Anna Green Gables.
>> >> >>>That's Ann of Green Gables.
>> >> >>There's sand in Aesop's Fables.
>> >> >Dammit Man!  That mop's Mabel's!
>> >> Elastic bands can stop babies.
>> >> Dyslexic man have jabberwock Scrabble.
>> >Complex icons are scattered on the table.
>> >Convex crayons make better scribbles.
>> 
>> (Waehrend der Mahagonny-Wimpel an einem langen Angelstock hochgeht)
>   We're in the Mahogony Wankel and I am looking at angles to cogit.
Where in the macaroni, Wendel? Am I puking in Engle's toe cognac?
>
>>                 BEGBICK, FATTY, MOSES:
>                  BIGDICK! Fat, eh, Moses?
		   BUGDECK! Guns'n'Roses?
>
>> Aber dieses ganze Mahagonny
>  Abner does a grand Hillbilly
That nerd owes a candle, Billy.
>
>> ist nur, weil alles so schlecht ist,
>  It's newer; well, Alice's scotch is.
A sewer; While Lisa's crotch is.
>
>> weil keine Ruhe herrscht,
>  We'll keep Rue here.  Shhh!
Woe'll beep new hairs.
>
>> und keine Eintracht,
>  And keep Ian trashed...
Encamp ye, intra-shed.
>
>> und weil es nichts gibt,
>  Underwear is next gip.
Gone to wear his nacho dip.
>
>> woran man sich halten kann.
>  Foreign man suckle tin can.
For any man's uncle Ten-cone.
>
>> Cascade *this*, you bastards.
>  Cask aid tryst, Yuba's cords.
'Course Kaye did hiss, Eubie's tear does.
>
>
>
>--
>the dot end
Said "O' ten"

-- 
Mitch						"If I had my way, I'd just walk
olias@sunhillo.uucp				through those doors, and wander
emrys@cellar.org				down the Champs d'Elysees..."
cellar!emrys@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com	- Joni Mitchell (no relation)
From: richh@tigger.jvnc.net (RICHH)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: THEY SURE AM BRAINY IN REC.ORG.MENSA
Date: 11 Apr 92 18:28:15 GMT
Article-I.D.: tigger.1992Apr11.182815.7342
Followup-To: Wittgenstein's Whiz Winnebago
Organization: JvNCnet
Originator: richh@tigger.jvnc.net

In rec.org.mensa,,
sue@netcom.com (Sue Miller) writes:

>No usenet groups which are unmoderated are at all moderated.


RICHH
--no truer words were ever spoken.
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: middle@cse.uta.edu (William J Middleton)
Subject: Re: Genie
Organization: Computer Science & Engineering, Univ. of Texas at Arlington
Date: Sun, 12 Apr 1992 15:50:59 GMT



In article <610007@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com> keithg@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com (Keith Glasson) writes:
>
>It's Saturday morning. 2:59 am.
>What were you doing then? Sleeping?

nope.

bILL
From: ra@asuvax.eas.asu.edu (Starcap'n Ra)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: ASSHOLE AWARDS Re: PB, The Pizzabitz
Date: 10 Apr 92 20:27:58 GMT
Organization: t.b

carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
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     Then just suck on the head, Roger.

> (LEARN TO EDIT.  BECOME FUNNY.)

     Thanks for the tip.  I guess one
good tip deserves another, eh Rog?

--Starcap'n Ra       {ames,gatech,husc6,rutgers}!ncar!noao!asuvax!kennedy
                        {allegra,decvax,ihnp4,oddjob}--^
                                          ^---------------The Wrong Choice
                             internet: kennedy@asuvax.asu.edu
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: ferrand@niblick.ecn.purdue.edu (Brian K Ferrand)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: nouns
Date: 9 Apr 92 00:28:34 GMT
Article-I.D.: noose.1992Apr9.002834.19149
Organization: Purdue University Engineering Computer Network


today i took a dog for a ride. 
then i killed it.

then i saved it.
then i killed it.


mostly i killed it.


 - brian 

PU had alot to do with the dog, and nothing to do with this post
From: bc@Apple.COM (bill coderre)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Ken vs Gypsy, CJ and others
Date: 6 Apr 92 21:10:27 GMT
Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA

gypsy:
|mathew, you stupid, ignorant, clueless fucking weenie.

|i am talking about making fun of one individual's personal
|anguish, regardless of its connection to reality.

|accusing a person of lying is a personal insult.  accusing a
|person of lying with NO basis for the assumption but your 
|own prejudices, in public, in the sarcastic manner that ken 
|did, is absolutely despicable.  

gypsy, we have already decided about "mathew".

I think my pal Matthew Fields summarized it best when he said:

Matthew Fields:                                                    
|>Another weenie whiner strikes again.  BOOOORING.                     
                                                                            
And I mean, this is the same pinhead polluting the comp.sys.mac groups
with his whiny polemic about the expense of Apple hardware. Said
pinhead, of course, owns NO apple hardware, and indeed only owns PCs.

May I repeat this summary:
gypsy: "stupid, ignorant, clueless fucking weenie."
Matthew Fields: "Another weenie whiner."
bc: "pinhead."

mr HEINOUS
slander and libel are illegal in this country, how bout yours?
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Purveyor of Fine Bezoars)
Subject: Re: recipe for perfect disaster
Organization: The Church of Mr. Whipple
Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1992 18:04:51 GMT

In article <1992Apr9.054258.19247@odin.corp.sgi.com> cj@eno.corp.sgi.com (C J Silverio) writes:
*---
*How long can cj procrastinate?  Two chapters need
*revising.  Production has the entire rest of the
*book.  The deadline is, let's see, Friday.  What
*is the absolute last minute I can dawdle till?
*At what moment will the pressure blow the safety
*valve & move me to action?

Looks like cj and I had the same time managment classes.  Any day now, I'll
start working on those two semi-important papers that are due on Tuesday.

Which reminds me...Terri, I'll probably be in Bolton when you get here, typing
furiously, well into my fifth or sixth hour of work.  Be afraid.


Mark "Hey, I already have a topic for one of them!" Lippert 
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
From: normb@techbook.com (Norm Browne)
Subject: Re: A brief and disgusted observation
Keywords: Seeing-eye macaque
Organization: The Boundary of Cynicism
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1992 07:31:35 GMT

in other news, kschnitz@encore.com (Kevin Schnitzius) writes:
>JR6BPOLW@MIAMIU.BITNET (That one girl) writes:
>>   "I shall be breakfasted before you are afield.  In short, I shall
>>    astonish you all."   --Thomas Hardy, _Far From the Madding Crowd_
>
>"I shall be breastfed before you.  In short, I shall astonish you all."   
>--
>Kevin Schnitzius

Sibling rivalry rears its ugly head.


..NB	[the youngest, which now works to my advantage]
-- 
normb@techbook.COM (503)297-0311      |	"I wouldn't want to rob someone I know"
Access courtesy of (and otherwise     |	"It's alright, they're from Beaverton"
utterly unaffiliated with) TECHbooks. |			-- My Own Private Idaho
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,comp.graphics
From: carasso@netcom.com (RDC)
Subject: CARASSO: GIF TO ASCII CONVERTER???
Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 03:03:29 GMT
Organization: PTA BOARD COUNCIL OF THE GREATER UNITED STATES


does anyone have a program that converts gif images (or any image for
that matter) to an ascii file made up of text?

remember those ascii pictures of women or the star ship enterprise
that were made out of various ascii characters?  they must have been made this a program like i'm asking for.

-- 
Xref: sparky talk.bizarre:10936 soc.singles:11063 alt.peeves:7905
From: margoli@watson.ibm.com (Larry Margolis)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,soc.singles,alt.peeves
Subject: Re: More helpful Hints
Date: 12 Apr 92 17:43:30 GMT
Reply-To: margoli@watson.IBM.com
Organization: The Village Waterbed
Disclaimer: This posting represents the poster's views, not necessarily those of IBM

In  <1992Apr12.092342.19578@kakwa.ucs.ualberta.ca>  userisra@mts.ucs.ualberta.ca (Mark Israel) writes:
> In article <1992Apr11.231833.11704@wetware.com>, drieux@wetware.com (drieux, jus
>
> > Irregardless how syntactically, or semantically correct,
>
>    Drieux, how could you *POSSIBLY* put "syntactically, or semantically
> correct" and "irregardless" on the same line???

"Irregardless" does appear in my dictionary:
   regardless; a substandard or humorous redundancy

Perhaps drieux was dropping his normally deadly serious facade and
going for a laugh?  He is, after all, irreverant.  Your comment was
irritating and irrelevant, although not irregular.

> Instinctive grammatical moralizer.

Ironically, "irregardless" is in the dictionary, but "limerance" is, shall
we say, irrevealable?

Larry Margolis, MARGOLI@YKTVMV (Bitnet), margoli@watson.IBM.com (Internet)
Xref: sparky alt.tasteless:4561 talk.bizarre:10803
From: mwtilden@watmath.waterloo.edu (Mark W. Tilden)
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Hi
Date: 10 Apr 92 19:52:34 GMT
Organization: University of Waterloo

In article <0dtBJhy00WDGESa157@andrew.cmu.edu> jp45+@andrew.cmu.edu (Jim Thomas Park , Jr.) writes:
>
>Let's Play Master and Servant
>
...as well as parent-child, man-wife, bishop-nun, teacher-student, and
my favorite, prisoner-wardens wife.

Is all.


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From: class01@med.unc.edu (Class ID #1)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.sex,alt.missing-kids,misc.test,rec.humor
Subject: Re: CLINTON
Date: 16 Apr 92 14:40:08 GMT
Organization: UNC-CH School of Medicine

In article <j6wtty#@rpi.edu> pinelr@aix.rpi.edu (Robert Jeffrey Pinelli) writes:
>In article <c+kjt5f.carasso@netcom.com> carasso@netcom.com (RDC) writes:
>>"Clinton -- Can He Beat Bush?"
>>	-Newsweek Cover,
>>	 March 30, 1992
>>
>Hmmm... change that 'Beat' to 'Eat' and I think we'd all know the answer then!


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