From: ski@IVY.PRINCETON.EDU ("Karen Williams")
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: ATWT.Th8.27
Date: 28 Aug 92 15:45:25 GMT


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HIYA, KIDS .............................. HIYA ..

My most recent memory of George Bush is seeing him
laughing and joking with some of the 150,000 homeless
people in Andrew-torn Southern Florida.  He stayed
around for about 15 minutes, ignored the debris,
and got right back onto MY jet, Air Force One, and
hot-tailed it back to the campaign trail ... boasting
how he will help the American people if he's re-elected
in November.

Four days after the devastation, he FINALLY got the message
that Florida, Louisiana and Mississippi still had voters
of legal age and their plight is catastrophic.  I guess his
definition of "family values" doesn't include the American "family",
at large ... only the well-to-do American families who can fork
over thousands of dollars to pave his way back to the White House.

Sorry, Mr. Bush, I CANNOT vote for you after witnessing your
insensitivity and carelessness involving the people of our
Southern states.

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YUCKdale, Th
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The Slut arrives in YUCKdale in her bad imitation of the Catwoman's
bodysuit.  She goes to GirlWide and has a chat with Juicy.
Juicy decides she can model for Olivia's line and Juicy also
offers the pool house in case the Slut needs a place to stay.
All of this so the Slut doesn't tell Chilly that Hold'em had been
to see her in NYC.
"What reason could you give for his visiting you?" asks Juicy.
The Slut ... can't decide what to do.  She even goes over to T&A
and runs into Easy ...

(Now I know boys like skin tight clothes and stiletto heeled shoes,
but am I the only person in America who thinks Easy is a fat pig
(and don't flame me for PIG) ... She was poured into that outfit.)

Courtme goes to the shrink to discuss her situation with GetEven.
Meanwhile, GetEven talks to Easy and she has his contract ready.
GetEven talks to Courtme later in the day and says to prove how
much he loves her, he's willing to tear up the contract and he
won't work at T&A.

Apparently, Courtme didn't have an opinion of this because GetEven
went to Walsh and gave his letter of resignation to a shocked Cork
and ConRail.

Earlier, Cork tells ConRail that he'll talk to Scooter and explain the whole
thing.  Cork goes to GirlWide and Scooter thanks Cork for being so
noble, but no matter.  It's over with ConRail .. "She is the COB of
Walsh, isn't she," asks Scooter.  "Then she could have said no to
your inquiry," he continues.

Juicy walks in and is shocked to see Cork, then realizes he's there
to plead ConRail's case.  Juicy is like a pig in shit over this whole
thing .... He suggests they bury the hatchet ... and as previously
reported by another wardette/wardee ... she says, "Let's use your
back this time."

I read in one of the soap rags that Ebony/Ivory are going on a romantic
camping honeymoon in the Canadian Rockies ... I've never seen Ebony in
casual clothes ... I wonder if their Coleman tent has a closet?

Frantic speaks to Evelyn and is wondering if maybe H2D was a murderer
BEFORE he fell in love with Frantic and maybe now he's an okay guy ...
H2D shows up at the Hughes and invites Frantic back to the mansion
so they can chat.  She appears to be softening ...

(Prediction:  He gets her there and the other shrink is waiting at
the house; or Jessup kidnaps Frantic and takes her to the asylum.
Or, something equally hokey.  H2D needs to get Frantic out of the
way.  Too many people still believe he's innocent and he can't take
the chance that she will convince them otherwise.  Of course, She'll
have the child with her and that's how H2D will get Carrie out of the
way so he can claim all of the inheritance for himself.)

ConRail and Weenie have a confrontation at Chez Memorial.  ConRail offers
to help but Weenie says how big and strong GetEven is and he can manage
himself.  Weenie also says she's glad that GetEven and Courtme are having
problems because Courtme isn't the girl for her darling son.

I must say I really like ConRail and I'm sorry she made such an error
by giving Cork the name, but she had to have known somehow Scooter would
find out?  I mean, doesn't the girl watch any soaps?!?

MegPie is complaining to Pal that she doesn't see much of her husband
because his boss is such a slave driver.

AnUs speaks to Frantic and asks if she knows why Courtme is so upset.
Frantic says yes but Courtme should be the one to tell him ... but
she does advise him to continue to be there for Courtme.

Cargo is called to the station to ID the van ... she does.  She becomes
agitated ... she then calls Chilly and says some guy came forward and
had seen Hold'em .... Chilly comes to the station and speaks to the
guy, bartender from Mulligan's ... yea, Hold'em was there; Hold'em had
a lot to drink; Hold'em said his wife would be angry at him.

I really have no compassion for Chilly .. I'm just grateful I'm not
married to Chilly, because she's ready to pack it in rather than hire
a SWAT team to scour the US of A to find her husband.  She really has
no imagination when it comes to playing Nancy Drew.

ciao,
BaByDolL