From: patrick@is.rice.edu (One group at a time, please.)
Subject: Re: The Politics of USENET
Keywords: Bruce is a cross-postin' fool.
Organization: Rice University
Distribution: na
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 05:13:23 GMT

In article <jic1Hn4rn8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@near.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>In article <1992Jul24.025012.17756@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (Patrick L Humphrey) writes:
>>In article <6$81H9=6n8@atlantis.psu.edu> bufalini@beyond.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>In article <1992Jul23.032343.7946@rice.edu>, patrick@is.rice.edu (I'm too sexy for this newsgroup) writes:
>>>>In article <h531Hy1nm8@atlantis.psu.edu>, bufalini@among.gis.psu.edu (Bruce A Bufalini) writes:
>>>>>
>>>>>Ahem, you are again thinking of Penn State.  Get the facts straight, Patrick.
>>>>>Yes, I remember DOI, for they are headquartered here at *Penn* State.
>>>>>Misinformation rages on, and Patrick is the #1 reason for it.
>>>>
>>>>Ah, yes...that imaginary organization of yours.  It's headquartered at
>>>>PlayPenn State, just as I said.  (Thanks for making me #1 on your list, I
>>>>might add.  You're finally starting to gain a little knowledge. :-)
>>>
>>>No, you are quite misinformed.  Obtain facts before posting, Mr. Humphrey.
>>>Prove that an organization PlayPenn State exists.  You will never do it, for
>>>it does not exist anywhere.  You will always be #1 on the list of spewing out
>>>misinformation.
>>
>>Not as long as there's someone up there at PlayPenn State who insists
>>there's such a thing as a "DOI", I won't be.
>
>Yes you will be, for you are always misinformed.  Lack of communication with
>DOI is the primary cause of your state of misinformation.

I don't communicate with imaginary entities.  Maybe that's all you have to
do in your daily routine, but I already *have* a life.

>>(Sheesh.  Down here, if "DOI" means anything, it's the counterpart to "BOI"
>>-- "Died On the Island", which goes well with "Born On the Island".  Never
>>mind which island it is, either, since you're geographically illiterate.)
>
>No, DOI is the Department of Information in all places.  Islands are quite
>irrelevant to DOI.

Ask me if I care.  (Since you were so utterly clueless, I'll give you a hint
-- it's a famous island in the greater Houston area.)


>>>>   +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 778-0311 at Genghis Khan's BBQ.
>>>>                  Support term limitations for politicians:
>>>>                 two terms -- one in office and one in jail.
>>>
>>>Support no term limitations for politicians.  Just make sure all terms are 
>>>served in jail.  Perhaps you should consider becoming a politician, Patrick.
>>>Especially under the 'every-term-in-jail' proposal. :-)
>>
>>It's your idea -- you run for office and test it out.  (Make sure it's a
>>national one so I can vote for you, of course. :-)
>
>It's my idea, and you are my test population.  I am the only eligible voter,
>and I vote that you go directly to jail.  Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.
>It looks like you're going to be in jail for quite a while.  Congratulations,
>Patrick, for it appears that this idea is a quite successful one.

Sorry, your voter registration was discovered to be invalid due to incorrect
information.  Turn yourself in for voter fraud at the nearest of your DOI
offices.

-- 
Patrick L. Humphrey  (patrick@is.rice.edu)  Rice Networking & Computing Systems
     +1 713 528-3626 at Rice. 776-1541 at home. 667-6554 at Palace Lanes. 
         What will our "leaders" do once the Constitution is gone --
                   and we STILL have a drug problem???
  (Lie like hell and tell us how good we've got it in this country, of course.)
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