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From: larry@elvisxlnt.com (Larry Pollack)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sam Kinison is DEAD???????????
Date: 17 Apr 92 20:26:18 GMT
Reply-To: larry@xlnt.com
Distribution: usa
Organization: XLNT Designs, Inc.

In article <1992Apr17.011054.16303@cheshire.oxy.edu>, cleo@cheshire.oxy.edu (Cleopatra) writes:
|> In article <1992Apr16.110655.6579@bsu-ucs.uucp> 00drkoch@bsu-ucs.uucp writes:
|> >In article <1992Apr11.191606.10721@cheshire.oxy.edu>, cleo@cheshire.oxy.edu (Cleopatra) writes:
|> >> 
|> >> 
|> >> When the heck did Sam Kinison die? I had no clue.
|> >>                                     -Cleopatra
|> >> -- 
|> >> "To be or not to be..."               "Life's like a dick...when it gets hard...          -Hamlet                         Fuck It!!"
|> >> "Today is a good day to die"                             -me
|> >>          -Kiefer Sutherland (Flatliners)
|> >He was killed last Frdiay (the 10th) in California.  He was drivign on a deset
|> >higway and got hit on when 17 year-old hit him head on.  His wife of six days 
|> >was not seriously injured.  The youth had been drinking (at least there were
|> >empty beer casn in his truck) and o faces vehicular manslaughter charges.
|> >
|> >-- 
|> >/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|> >\   David Koch                                                                /
|> >/                                                                             \
|> >\ 00DRKOCH@BSUVAX1.BITNET						      /
|> >/ DAVIDK@bsu-uc.bsu.edu							      \
|> >\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/	
|> His wife was in critical condition.
|>                              -Cleopatra
|> 
|> -- 
|> "To be or not to be..."               "Life's like a dick...when it gets hard...          -Hamlet                         Fuck It!!"
|> "Today is a good day to die"                             -me
|>          -Kiefer Sutherland (Flatliners)

He might have survived had he been wearing his seat belt.

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bianc@next00csc.wam.umd.edu (WierdnesS)
Subject: Re: Smells Like Nirvana
Organization: Workstations at Maryland, University of Maryland, College Park
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 1992 03:07:38 GMT

In article <1992Apr13.211947.1716@vax1.mankato.msus.edu>  
mscs057@vax1.mankato.msus.edu writes:
> Hey, I just saw the stupidest video on Mtv.
> It was "Weird Al" and it was "Smells Like Nirvana".
> 
> It is a must never see.
> 
> Steve


"Weird Al" Yankovic is Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: jwnr_ltd@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (JtOoSbHiUnA)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Wayne's World
Date: 14 Apr 92 17:11:57 GMT
Organization: University of Rochester - Rochester, New York

In <5150087@hplsla.hp.com> barryg@hplsla.hp.com (Barry Gunn) writes:

>>/ hplsla:rec.humor / jdale@nsfuvax /  7:17 pm  Mar 27, 1992 /
>>In article <1992Mar27.165459.21830@news.iastate.edu>, ddkilzer@iastate.edu (David D Kilzer) writes...
>>>In article mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:
>>>>In article cheese@next05wor.wam.umd.edu (Fletch F. Fletch) writes:
>>>>> In article <1992Mar26.101642.454@ualr.edu>  writes:
>>>>>> In article <9203252207.aa04682@Bonnie.ics.uci.edu>,  
>>>>> mmcguire@Bonnie.ICS.UCI.EDU writes:
>>>>>> >Way
>>>>>> NO way! (I couldn't help myself! :)
>>>>> Excellent...
>>>>Party on Garth, Party on Wayne!
>>>All right!  Okay!!!
>>She's a Babe!  
>If she were president, she'd by Babe-raham Lincoln.
Shwiiing
Xref: sparky rec.humor:15925 rec.humor.d:1367
From: jw@cns.umist.ac.uk (Jon Wells)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: WHO WANTED THE ONE-LINERS????
Date: 7 Apr 92 09:44:01 GMT
Organization: UMIST, Manchester, England.

alexc@yang.earlham.edu (Sperminator) writes:

>In article <1992Apr2.185515.13234@nic.unh.edu>, ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:
>> 
>> Recently someone asked me for a copy of a 200K one-liner quote list I have,
>> however, I lost your address.  Could you please mail me back, and I'll send it
>> to you.
>> 
>> Anybody else who would like a copy of it is welcome to it....
>> 
>> -- 

yes please....

Jon
jon@uk.ac.umist.ccl
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ffriedma@walnut.cis.ohio-state.edu (frank e friedman)
Subject: Re: Incest
Organization: The Ohio State University, Department of Computer and Information Science
Date: Fri, 17 Apr 1992 13:51:47 GMT

In article <1992Apr17.122926.23161@inferno.peri.com> tom@inferno.peri.com (Tom Sherwin) writes:
>From article <40129.1049216828@crfm.gen.nz>, by clark@crfm.gen.nz (Clark Mills):
>> Incest: The game the whole family can play!
>
>Incest is relative: keep it in the family...

How about...

----> Incest is best put your sister to the test.

>
>
>This wasn't my fault, I swear!
>
>Remember: death is this country's number 1 killer!

--> Actually, if you think about it, wouldn't death be a direct cause of birth.
	..thus Birth is the number one killer!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------
  All my life I wanted to be someone...I can see now that I should have been
        more specific.

  Statistics show that every 67 seconds, a teenager has a baby.....Why
        doesn't someone find this girl and stop her?!?


        Fritz.
                ffriedma@cis.ohio-state.edu
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lion Joke
From: Dion_Murphy@kcbbs.gen.nz (Dion Murphy)
Date: 13 Apr 92 01:19:07 GMT
Organization: Kappa Crucis Unix BBS, Auckland, New Zealand

You're a tiger for punishment, aren't you?
From: jlundell@vixvax.mgi.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Hockey Joke
Date: 13 Apr 92 14:28:39 GMT
Article-I.D.: vixvax.1992Apr13.092839.1759
Organization: Management Graphics, Inc.




Q: What does a Polish woman and a hockey goaltender have in common?????





A: They both change their pads after three periods!







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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bfh@b15.b15.ingr.com (Burgess Howell)
Subject: Re: Humorous euphamisms for screwing...
Organization: Intergraph, Huntsville AL
Date: Tue, 14 Apr 92 17:30:45 GMT

My favorite for anal sex:

	Pole fishing for brown trout.
	
Or oral sex:

	Canyon yodeling.
From: rnjana@uflorida.cis.ufl.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: limericks
Date: 16 Apr 92 16:50:38 GMT
Reply-To: rnjana
Organization: University of Florida  (ufl.edu)
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.3-4


There was a girl named Leas
Whose tits resembles two peas
Yet she had such technique
She aroused the weak
And left the strong on their knees


There was a man from Madras
Whose balls were made of brass
In stormy weather
They clanged together
And sparks flew out of his a**e

cheers,
Jana
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink)
Subject: Repetitive Redundancies
Organization: Turkey Hall
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 00:24:21 GMT


Repetitively Redundant Phrases

AC current/DC current
advance notice
ATM machine
at this moment in time
component parts
consensus of opinion
cooperate together
dead corpse
endorse a check on the back
foot pedals
free gifts
fundamental principles
I heard it with my own ears
IRA account
ISBN number
KJV version
LCD display
MIDI interface
modern issues of today
new baby
NIT tournament
OBJ joke
old antiques
O-Ring
past history
PIN number
PSC code
please RSVP
puppy dog
RAM memory
random chance
6 AM in the morning
skilled craftsman
software program
true facts
tuna fish
12 Noon/12 Midnight
UPC code
young child
-- 
*****  The Rink  *****   GEEZ Mahn, I surrounded by amateurs!  --  Sebastian
***                ***
* ss1@kepler.unh.edu *   I sure think this e-mail is slick; I don't even
***                ***      have to taste the stamp!  --  Troy Ames Young
*****  Cheers!!  *****
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Foghorn Leghorn quotes
From: cshamis@desire.wright.edu
Date: 14 Apr 92 00:16:38 EST
Organization: Wright State University 

In article <1992Apr10.011202.9029@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu>, ejhupper@rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu (Eric Huppertz) writes:
> That dog's strictly G.I.--Gibberin' Idiot, that is. 
> Nice boy, but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth.
> That boy's got a mouth like a cannon--always shootin it off.
> If that cat don't stop talkin so much, he'll get his tongue sunburned.
> 
  Nice boy, but he's about as bright as a sack full of wet mice.

	- Thought Id add that.

CShamis@Desire.Wright.Edu <====  Wright State ; Wrong School
From: mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Funny or not
Date: 7 Apr 92 08:26:02 -0600
Organization: Memphis State University

Threads Funny or Not:

I agree that a majority of the threads are not funny or fun to those who do
not parcitipate. However, the "Wayne's World" thread is amusing (yes I have
been a contributer) It allows us to share some humerous quotes with people
who haven't seen it (Is there really someone who hasn't that didn't want to)

Anyway, Threads are part of our Constitutional right of Free Posting.

That's my serious post for the semester.

Party on Netters
Rai.
MCSWEINBERG@MSUVX1.MEMST.EDU
____________________________________________________________________________
Kirk: Help us or die.
Klingon: I do not deserve to live.
Kirk: Fine, I'll kill you later.
From: aksimha@uokmax.ecn.uoknor.edu (Arun Simha)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Oxymorons wanted...
Date: 7 Apr 92 16:29:48 GMT
Distribution: rec.humor
Organization: Engineering Computer Network, University of Oklahoma, Norman, OK

In article <968@netxcom.netx.com> heather@netxcom.netx.com (Heather Breakstone) writes:
>In article <SMOORE.92Mar10110313@chocorua.dartmouth.edu>, smoore@dartmouth.edu (Sean Moore) writes:
>> I want to start a collection of oxymorons, and I figured all of you
>> humorists out there would be a great resource.  So here are three
>> starter oxymorons:
> 
>> tight slacks
>> green blackberries
>> jumbo shrimp
>
>Women's basketball.
>
   World Series (Sure, the world from NY to Seattle!)
From: tesco@bumetb.bu.edu (Bono Vox)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sam Kinison is DEAD???????????
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:32:28 GMT
Reply-To: tesco@bumetb.bu.edu (Bono Vox)
Followup-To: rec.humor
Distribution: usa
Organization: Boston University

>Yeah.  Kinison was killed last night in a car crash.  I heard he was driving
>from his honeymoon to a gig, or something like that.  His wife is in
>critical condition.  Irony of the week (year, decade): it wasn't his fault.
>Two drunk teens in a pickup smashed into him.  (They're fine, naturally).
>Sucks, huh?
>James Kaufman
>jameskau@aludra.usc.edu

Talk about irony!  He gets hit by a drunken teen (Sam was a big alky)
in a DESERT (we have deserts in america, but we don't live in them, asshole!)
with his new WIFE (Marriage? Might as well drop dead).

If there is a moral to the whole situation, it must be this:
Watch what you say, it just might come back to haunt you.

RIP Sam!

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From: maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.fan.monty-python
Subject: Re: Does anybody have the script to "The Argument Clinic" ?
Date: 8 Apr 92 06:03:33 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO  80523

In article <dragon.702618622@camelot> dragon@camelot.bradley.edu (Matthew Korth) writes:
>In <1992Apr06.051634.41805@yuma.acns.colostate.edu> maxwell@lamar.ColoState.EDU (Mark Story) writes:
>
>>In article <1992Apr6.010309.10819@nic.unh.edu> ss1@kepler.unh.edu (The Rink) writes:
>>>>>>I've told you once...
>>>>> No, you haven't.
>>>>Yes I have.
>>>No, I haven't.
>>This isn't an argument, it's just contradiction!
>No it isn't.
You just contradicted me!

- Mark

>*** Matt Korth *** dragon@camelot.bradley.edu *** dragon@buhub.bradley.edu ***
>
>Municipal Sewer Department, we've had enough shit out of you...
From: dabbott@augean.eleceng.adelaide.edu.AU (Derek Abbott)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bernard Shaw
Date: 15 Apr 92 04:09:01 GMT
Organization: Electrical and Electronic Eng., University of Adelaide

In article <35078@uflorida.cis.ufl.EDU> rnjana writes:
>
>
>       Bernard Shaw was once talking to a Frenchman.  The Frenchman, wanting
>to make fun of Shaw, says, "The English spend half their lives searching for
>their family roots and history."  Replied Shaw, "And the French spend the
>whole of their lives searching for their fathers."
>
>
>       Another time Shaw was walking down a very narrow path.  A man coming
>in the opposite direction stands right in ther middle of the path glaring at
>Shaw and says, "I don't give way to fools."  Shaw stepped aside and calmy
>said, "I do."
>
>Cheers,
>Jana


An expert on words exclaimed to Shaw that he found that sumach and sugar were
the only two words in the English language that began SU but were
pronounced SH. To this Shaw replied, with a straight face, "sure."

Derek.
From: johnson@spectra.com (boyd johnson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Bitch
Date: 15 Apr 92 21:39:09 GMT
Article-I.D.: spectra.1992Apr15.213909.21933
Organization: Spectragraphics Corporation

In article <703094350.F00007@cloud.pub.uu.oz.au> hamish@cloud.pub.uu.oz.au (Hamish Moffatt) writes:
>
>     Some day a lover or  male colleague will ask you, perhaps quite publicly
>at the office, perhaps privately in the boudoir, why you're being such a
>bitch. You'Il need to have some responses ready.

Maybe I'm slow, but I didn't get the humor in this article.  After all,
it must be funny to be in rec.humor, right? ;-)
Anyway, I hope nobody calls me that!  Male-chauvinist-pig, maybe, bitch, no.

-- 
======== Boyd Johnson    nosc!spectra.com!johnson  San Diego, Ca. ========
From: rev@enh.nist.gov
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: RE: What do people do in their car?
Date: 17 Apr 92 14:13:26 GMT
Organization: NIST

Driving home fromweork the other day, I saw a guy playing the trumpet as he 
cruised up the interstate.
From: awv0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (ALAN WRIGHT VEROSTICK)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: WHAT IS THE REST OF LIMERICK
Date: 7 Apr 92 19:05:16 GMT
Article-I.D.: ns1.1992Apr07.190516.88395
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <92097.115054C9M5R@ASUACAD.BITNET>, C9M5R@ASUACAD.BITNET writes:
>On Three's Company (remember w/John Ritter?), there was a limerick he
>was about to say.  The beginning of it went something like this:
>
>There was a girl from Nantucket,
>...........
>...........
>
>After that Jack was interrupted.  Was there one in existence?
>The impression that I got was that it should not be said in public.
>If anyone knows anything about it; let alone knows how the limerick
>goes, please post it.  I'm rather curious....
>The rest of the limerick is as follows, I think...

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who washed out her things in a bucket
The winds and the breezes
Blew away her chemises
So she threw up her hands and said...


Ahhh,  to Hell with it!


Peace,
Alan W. Verostick

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From: sxjwg@orca.alaska.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: EGG BUMMERS, MAY BE OFFENSIVE!
Date: 14 Apr 92 19:47:26 GMT
Organization: University of Alaska

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS POST IMPLIES SEXUAL OVERTONES THAT SOME MAY FIND OFFENSIVE.

READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK!
























5 reasons its a bummer to be an egg

1.	Only get laid once

2.	Only get eaten once

3.	Take 7 minutes to get hard

4.	You have to come in a box with 11 other guys

5.	The only one who'll sit on your face is your mother

YOU WERE WARNED!
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From: lah014@cck.coventry.ac.uk (Richard Marshall)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: hmmmm
Date: 7 Apr 92 13:17:50 GMT
Organization: abUSENET, Coventry Polytechnic, Coventry, UK

In article <1992Apr6.193453.23066@venice.sedd.trw.com> gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore) writes:
>In article <rgfuller.702055138@unix2.tcd.ie> rgfuller@unix2.tcd.ie (Rupert Fulle
>r) writes:
>
>>>>>>>>>a
>>>>>>>>by                                                                 
>>>>>>>cat                                                                 
>>>>>>duke                                                                 
>>>>>eagle                                                                 
>>>>fellow                                                                 
>>>genetic                                                                 
>>happened                                                                 
>idiotical
jokes?????

BTW It's my 20th birthday on Thursday. Send all your cash here___
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but only by name|    (French and German)    |I'll be abroad Sept 92 - July 93
From: droe@cs.tcd.ie (David Roe)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: FTP sites for jokes?
Date: 16 Apr 92 14:04:12 GMT
Organization: Trinity College, Dublin (Computer Science)

In article <1992Apr14.155138.10149@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> jrh28614@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (CatStyle ) writes:
>In article <1992Apr14.121020.2641@ringer.cs.utsa.edu> jbuckner@lonestar.utsa.edu (James A. Buckner) writes:
>>
>Between 5 and 6 tonight (CDT) the archive will be largely unavailable as I will
>be updating the material there (which I haven't done for over a month) and 
>removing the ^M that currently appears on the end of each line caused by moving
>files from a DOS system to a UNIX system.

Rub the file vigorously with a cloth and a little turpentine. Be carfeul
not to rub too hard, use a gentle circular motion. 

	Dave Roe

N.B. For ^H use soap and warm water.
From: lah014@cck.coventry.ac.uk (Richard J. Marshall)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: A message from someone else (Re: hmmmm)
Date: 8 Apr 92 14:20:21 GMT
Organization: Coventry Polytechnic, Coventry, UK

From epiec@uk.ac.pcl.sun Wed Apr  8 15:13:18 1992
Received: from mink.sun.pcl.ac.uk by badger.sun.pcl.ac.uk; Wed, 8 Apr 92 15:14:30 BST
From: Antonio Michael <epiec@uk.ac.pcl.sun>
Subject: Re: hmmmm
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Organization: Polytechnic of Central London
Cc: epiec@uk.ac.pcl.sun
Status: OR

Is it REALLY?  It's my 21st on Saturday!!!  Everyone mail me a birthday card!!

Does any one know any good birthday card/birthday jokes????

##############-###------------------  epiec@uk.ac.pcl.sun  ------------------
   ## #  # # #_# # "I wish there was a knob on my TV to turn up intelligence.
#  ## #### #  #  # There's one called brightness but it doesn't seem to work"
-###--#--#-#-----#- DISCLAIMER:- I talk shit, ignore me, everyone else does.-

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From: jw@cns.umist.ac.uk (Jon Wells)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: A found riddle!
Date: 6 Apr 92 11:22:28 GMT
Organization: UMIST, Manchester, England.

rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro) writes:

>In article <1992Apr2.135220.12884@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu> rdc8@cunixf.cc.columbia.edu (Robert D Castro) writes:
>>
>>I found this riddle while cleaning out my filing cabinet.  Don't
>>remember where I got it from but I thought I would post it.
>>
>>
>>What's the first number in the English language that uses the letter
>>"A"?
>>
>>
>>Give it a try.
>>I'll post the answer tomorrow.
>>
>>Rob C.

>The correct answer is.... don't peek if you want to figure it out.
>

>one thousAnd


>"A" hundred is incorrect since the number part does not contain the
>letter "a".

>One hundred and one is incorrect since the correct spelling of 101 is
>one hundred one thus no letter "a" used.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I don't think I am...), but this would VERY
rarely be used in British English.... We always add 'and'.... As far as I am 
aware, only American English has 'One Hundred One' as the 'correct'(??!)
pronunciation of this.....

Jon
jon@uk.ac.umist.ccl
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mbrown@convex.com (Mark Brown)
Subject: Re: How HOT IS IT?
Organization: CONVEX Computer Corporation, Richardson, Tx., USA
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1992 18:44:08 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by a user at CONVEX Computer
              Corp. The opinions expressed are those of the user and
              not necessarily those of CONVEX.

It was so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!
From: axd7104@acfcluster.nyu.edu (Aaron Dickey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Sam Kinison's last words
Date: 13 Apr 92 07:49:27 GMT
Organization: New York University

In article <1992Apr13.003404.17873@wam.umd.edu>, bianc@next00csc.wam.umd.edu (WierdnesS) writes:
> I saw Kinison on SNL a few years back he asked what JESUS's last words  
> were and then fell to the ground, hitting the floor:
> 
> 
> (hit,hit, hit) AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
> (hit, hit, hit) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
> (hit, hit, hit) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
> 
> ('twas 'cause o' this and some jokes about crack that the the church lady  
> refused to appear next time he hosted)                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                                                                !
                                                        Don't you mean
that Nora Dunn refused?  And that was Dice, not Sam.

BTW, SNL got so much flack from the above joke that it was edited out that
same night.  West Coasters never saw it.

-- 
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New York University             Internet: axd7104@ACFcluster.nyu.edu

Al Roker Is God.
Newsgroups: rec.folk-dancing