HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu (Ted Frank)
Subject: Re: Sex, the Final Frontier?
Reply-To: thf2@midway.uchicago.edu
Organization: University of Chicago Computing Organizations
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 23:02:31 GMT

In article <28014@dog.ee.lbl.gov> TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan) writes:
>One day, my friend's friend noticed one of her sister's stories,
>and was curious about her sister's writing style.  When she
>read the story, she was shocked because it was pornographic.
>It turns out that there is a huge segment of the trekkie
>subculture that meets and shares stories where the characters
>from the old series are in egaged in much racier stories (the 
>one that stuck in her mind was Kirk and Spock's homosexual 
>relationship) than those commonly associated with the series.
>
>Can anyone provide any further enlightenment on this point?
>Maybe 'Lost in Space' wasn't better after all

Yes it was!  After all, Martin Landau and Barbara Bain were married in
real life, and often engaged in threesomes with Victor Morse.

Whereas only Majel Barrett actually slept with William Shatner, and
that was for a pornographic movie, anyway, so it doesn't really count.

>Terry "Tiberious" Chan

Ted "it's not libel if it's satire" Frank
-- 
ted frank                     | thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu 
standard disclaimers          | void where prohibited
the university of chicago law school, chicago, illinois 60637
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: n9020351@henson.cc.wwu.edu (James Douglas Del-Vecchio)
Subject: Re: Making Urban Legends - Carjacking
Organization: Western Washington University
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 19:01:04 GMT

pjswan@engin.umich.edu (Peter Swanson) writes:

>[description of falsified carjackings deleted]

>>	Has anyone else heard of hoaxes of this kind?  People copying
>>urban legends?  Do you think it is an attempt to stir up racial tension,
>>or simply an unoriginal alibi to commiting crimes of their own. 

	The author of _The Senator_ a dirt book on champion swimmer
Teddy "The Killer of Mary Jo Kopeckne" Kennedy, tried to fake his 
own kidnapping, and shot himself to make it look real.  What a nut.
I've gotta love it when people write bad things about Senator Snuff, 
but when a person pulls stunt like that (fake crimes), they have zero 
credibility.  Too bad.   I don't know if he was charged for the stunt,
but I hope so.

>and wanted to get back at him.  She ended up being charged with
>"falsely reporting a crime", and spent a night in jail.  The
>beautiful part is that this was all covered live on the evening
>news.
	That is great.  When people falsely report crimes, I think
the police, the news, and the victims of the hoax should all go out
of their way to humiliate the hell out of her/him.

	There is no way to even come close to the damage that their
false reports can do to a victim, or the wasted time of a police
investigation, but it's something.

	I think too many times when a "crime" turns out to be a hoax
or lie, everybody just drops it.  For example, on "take back the night
-rape awarness day" that was staged by some group on our campus last year,
a woman was hospitalized and claimed that she was attacked and slashed 
in the face by a ski-masked man in the woods near the campus (near my apt). 
The police advised people to stay out of the woods, stay indoors at night, 
and travel only in groups, causing some panic for days.   People were on the 
lookout for a maniac, and frightened.  It made for good rhetoric during the 
"abuse of women awareness" holiday though.  

Several days later it turned out that her wounds were self inflicted and the 
whole thing was a big hoax.   I hoped the liar would get her name and picture
in the paper, with at least as much fan-fare as her lie got, but no such
luck.
	Hell, I know I like to jog through in the woods in a ski mask
brandishing a butcher knife as much as the next guy  (Not causing trouble, 
mind you, merely enjoying some solitide and the beauty of nature at 2 am.),
but incidents like this can really get the public all excited and make a 
person to think twice about doing things that might be percieved in the 
wrong way.     8-)


Jim Del Vecchio
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.startrek.misc
From: jordan@castor (Jet Jaguar)
Subject: Re: Mnemonics
Organization: University of Georgia
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 19:57:04 GMT

>jmcnamar@iugate.ucs.indiana.edu () writes:
>  +How abt the biology one for species classification?
>  +
>  +Isn't it
>  +King   Phillip Came  Over  From  Greece Singing Songs
>  +Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species Sub-species

The version I learned was:
	Kinky People Care Only For Great Sex

(but that's just me.)

Chuck
-- 
                  Chuck Jordan | jordan@castor.cs.uga.edu
"An infinite line of diminishing Republicans stretches before us. Within
thirty years the vice president will be a parakeet..."
				-- Roy Blount, Jr
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: bobv@spike.Jpl.Nasa.Gov (Bob von Buelow)
Subject: Re: ring-pulls/ cats-eyes
Organization: Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 22:06:27 GMT


The truncated spheroid 'bumps' that separate lanes on many roadways out here
in la-la land are commonly called Bott's-dots in honor of the inventor who is,
I understand, stinking rich.  There must be about a google (give or take one
or two) of those babies on the roads.  Even at only 1/100 cent per dot 
royalty that's got to work out to BigBucks (tm). 

Bob

PS   I'm embarrassed to admit how long it took me to realize what the blue
reflective bumps/markers in the middle of streets, seemingly randomly
spaced,  were for.

--
Bob von Buelow             Mars Observer Planning and Sequencing Element
bobv@spike.jpl.nasa.gov          - standard disclaimers apply -
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: Re: Amusing signs
Organization: The Ohio State University
 <1992Dec13.203019.9678@nezsdc.icl.co.nz>
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 22:19:23 GMT

derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek Tearne) writes:
>
>A friend of mine lives on a no exit road called cemetery road.
>
>The sign reads "Cemetery Road No Exit"
>
>That is when the sign hasn't been stolen by people who find this rather
>amusing.

	My parents live in a rural area, on a county road. The
sign on the end of the road is easily the most stolen one in the county.
It reads simply:

		Carroll
		County
		  69

	The county commisioners are clueless, so I guess they
haven't figured out it would be cheaper to renumber the road.

Jon "Next rest stop- 69 miles" Papai
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: styri@hal.nta.no (YuNoHoo)
Subject: Re: ABBA on the dole?
Reply-To: styri@nta.no
Organization: Bohemians and Globetrotters, Unlimited
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 92 15:04:40 GMT

In article <102226@netnews.upenn.edu>, lobaugh@a.chem.upenn.edu (John Lobaugh) writes:
|> I was told at a party that the members of ABBA ended up on welfare
|> after their heyday in the 70s. Fact or DiscoUL?

If you're posting about the canned herring company you maty be right. The
pop group wrote the name with the first B reversed to avoid trademark troble.
Sweedish business is not very good these days. But, I assume you're posting
in music mode. The former band members aren't on welfare as far as I know.

You forgot to state that their manager, "Stikkan" Anderson, got all the
profit they ever made, and owned the rights to all the songs they recorded
until he sold them off to Erasure.  (no puns here, please...)

The fact, however, is that some of the ABBA members have stayed in the
music business. Check up the musical "Chess" for example.

|> I was also told
|> that none of them can speak english despite the fact that they 
|> sing in english.

Right, and that was how their crooked manager was able to fool them.

ObNitPick: Anyone can speak English, reciting something they may not
           understand (eg. politicans).

---
YuNoHoo  "feeding gulls like mad"
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: tomj@monster.apd.saic.com (Tom Johnson)
Subject: Re: Amusing signs
Organization: SAIC, Reston, VA
Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1992 20:28:57 GMT

palmermg@infonode.ingr.com (Michael G. Palmer) writes:

>In article <BzEMtq.FLo@monster.apd.saic.com> tomj@monster.apd.saic.com (Tom Johnson) writes:
>>ldoering@engin.umich.edu (Laurence Doering) writes:
>>
>>>In article <guest.724539004@cs.wisc.edu> petlock@turing.org writes:
>>>>pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin) writes:
>  [ stuff deleted ]
>>And we musn't forget how many visitors to Hawaii think "Mahalo" means
>>"Trash Can".

>So would you care to clue in the clueless here?  What does "mahalo"
>mean?

Mahalo is the Hawaiian word for "Thanks!"

-- tom "Former nene" johnson
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 19:22:31 EST
From: <AXM22@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Another University Exam One

Variations of the trick exam with "ignore all questions before this one" in
it appear in Alan Dundes and Carl R. Pagter's first collection of xeroxlore,
_Work Hard and You Shall Be Rewarded: Urban Folklore from the Paperwork
Empire_ (Bloomington: Indiana University Press, 1978 [c1975]), pp. 133-35.
In one example the last line reads "Now that you have finished reading
carefully, do Only Sentence Two" and in the other it's "Now go back and
read the first direction.  Then stop."  One of the embarassing directions
in one of the exams is: "If you are the first person to get this far, call
out loudly, 'I Am the First Person to This Point and I Am the Leader in
Following Directions.'"

Alan Mays
Penn State Harrisburg
AXM22@psuvm.psu.edu
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: College Libraries Funded by the Trivial
Date: 19 Dec 1992 23:59:22 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center and Reptile Farm
NNTP-Posting-Host: grissom.larc.nasa.gov

In article <1992Dec19.234557.6725@u.washington.edu> wiml@milton.u.washington.edu (William Lewis) writes:
>Here at the UW, we have a dormitory named McMahon Hall. Close examination
>of the plaque reveals that it is indeed Edward McMahon Hall. Now, the
>administration *says* that it's unrelated, but you can never trust 
>those administrators ...

Wow.  I guess it really does pay to get your entry in early.
--scott
From: bobm@Ingres.COM (Bob McQueer)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: 'Springfield' is NOT a city in all states!
Date: 16 Dec 92 01:55:27 GMT

In <lisqabINN7mg@news.bbn.com>,
	dated 15 Dec 1992 23:24:59 GMT,
	pdsmith@bbn.com (Peter D. Smith) writes:
> 
> How many of you have heard the rumor that there's a "Springfield" in
> all the states of America?
> 
> NOT TRUE!  In fact there are *no* towns that are found in all states!
> This is easy to determine; just get an atlas and start comparing ...
> (I recommend comparing 'Nevada' and 'Alaska' first; they have hardly
> any towns to begin with).

But you could claim that any given atlas is not definitive.  There generally
are "towns" that are not listed in the atlas.  Fr'instance, the state of
Pennsylvania insisted that the rural crossroads my parents house sits near
is "Shelmadine Springs" - a road sign proclaims it as such, I suppose making
it official.  Very likely not listed in your atlas.  And the handful of
people living there insist that the name of the place is "Bethel", since
the main feature at the crossroads is the "Bethel Methodist Church".

I would suspect that there is NOT a town named "Springfield", or any other
name you care to mention, in all states, but if you want to get nitpicky about
what consitutes a "town", it would take more research than looking at an atlas.
Pa. is a wonderful example, since if there is a crossroads with two houses at
it, there will be a road sign giving it a name.  If your atlas has "Shelmadine
Springs", I'm sure I can provide names it doesn't have.
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,ba.politics,ca.politics,talk.politics.misc
From: ashall@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Andrew S Hall)
Subject: Re: They used to think...
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Wed, 16 Dec 1992 16:19:22 GMT

.  And they said...
>
>"You know, they say early man didn't understand about sex.
>You know, babies just came.  They didn't make the connection
>that sex had anything to do with it, because babies came so
>much later.  Sex was one thing, and having babies was another.
>That's why there was a mother goddess, but no father goddess.
>They didn't realize babies had fathers, too."
>
>And I realized I'd heard this one a couple times.  Sounds a
>lot like "In Columbus' time, everyone thought the world was
>flat."
>
>And besides, how are we to know what folks thought about sex,
>back at the dawn of history?  It's not like they left sex
>manuals behind.
>
>--

 I know a real strong candidate for the origin of this belief.
Check out Jean Auel's Clan of the Cave Bear "anthropological"
novels. In the first one, it is unmistakably represented
that this tribe hasn't the fainted clue about the connection
between sex and childbirth. A lot of people seem to accept these
novels as being more than just fiction.

Andrew Hall
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Subject: Re: Mnemonics
From: deyoung@acs.harding.edu (Joel M. DeYoung)
Date: 13 Dec 92 21:28:58 -0500
Reply-To: deyoung@acs.harding.edu
 <TJ1JVB6w165w@codewks.nacjack.gen.nz>  
 <1992Dec10.181704.20121@sernews.raleigh.ibm.com> 
 <garber.11.0@aru.dom.uab.edu> <1992Dec12.052658.394@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>,<1gc1etINNges@bigboote.WPI.EDU>
Distribution: world
Organization: Harding University

In article <1gc1etINNges@bigboote.WPI.EDU>, bdsm@poincare.WPI.EDU (Billy Don McConnell) writes:
>
>In article <1992Dec12.052658.394@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, 
>quetzal@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au (Quetzal) writes:
>
>|> OK.  New mnemonic question.  Who has mnemonics for the sharps and flats
>|> in key signatures in music?  For instance, the flats, as told by my
>|> grandfather:
>|> 
>|> Ben's Eagle Ate Dad's Grey Cat Friday.
>|> 
>|> (ie B flat is the first, then E flat comes next and so on.)
>|> 
>|> Tim Pickett
>
>Sharps...
>
>  Four Cars Go Down Avenue 'E' Backwards
>
>
>And have we covered the 5 lines and 4 spaces on the staff?  These depend on 
>Clef of course...
>
>BASS CLEF:      Lines...                          Spaces...
>                     Good Boys Do Fine Always           All Cows Eat Grass
>
>TREBLE CLEF:    Lines...                          Spaces...
>                     Every Good Boy Does Fine           F A C E (face!)
>

My fiance'e, a music education major, has always used the following:

Sharps:
  Father Charles Goes Down And Ends Battle

Lines:
  like above, but substitute Fudge for Fine, 
   and Deserves or Deserve for Do or Does
  

========================================================================
|| Joel M. DeYoung       |                                            ||
|| <deyoung@harding.edu> |                                            ||
========================================================================
From: e.h.bogart@larc.nasa.gov (Ed Bogart)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Amusing signs
Date: 18 Dec 1992 22:13:10 GMT
Organization: NASA Langley Research Center, Hampton, VA  USA
Distribution: world
Reply-To: e.h.bogart@larc.nasa.gov (Ed Bogart)
NNTP-Posting-Host: psychomac.larc.nasa.gov

Allright, this thread has gone on long enough!  Since I have had to put
up with it this long, I may as well add another stupid lump to the pile.

On US rt 17 in York County VA, just outside Yorktown, and at the entrance
to the Yorktown Batlefield National Park there sits a reseraunt named
Sammey's.  Prior to a few years ago, this place was a gass station and
short order joint named "The Redoubt" (for the history impaired, redoubt 
is in your Webster's.)  There sign said;

        The Redoubt
      Eat and Get Gass

Ed "it was true" Bogart
From: csa09@seq1.keele.ac.uk (Paul Singleton)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Another University Exam One
Date: 16 Dec 92 18:22:56 GMT
Organization: Keele University, England

A variation (from a dictated school test):

	"Can you prove vee equals eff lambda?"

Correct answers: "yes" or "no" (both got full marks, since we were assumed
to be honest).  Attempted proofs got zilch.
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: fehr@ms.uky.edu (Jeff Davis)
Subject: Re: Mnemonics
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 20:44:25 GMT
Organization: Austerlitz, Gershovitz, and Carmichael

bill nelson writes:
>
>It was the 9th planet discovered. However, it is now the 8th planet out
>from the sun.  It was discover by accident, a matter of serindipity. The
>calculations used in the search were incorrect.
>
And, from what I remember from astronomy, possibly cooked. I can't
remember the name of the scientist...I'm remembering Lowell, but
I'm not real confident of that.

Pluto, I also seem to remember, is very mis-shapen, resembling a 
big spud. Even has eyes and little teeny little white sprouts and
a greenish blush which suggests that we might think twice before ...
oh, wait a minute. The LSD thread is somewhere else.

-- 
Jeff Davis <davis@keats.ca.uky.edu> Don't be a stranger.
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From: bchurch@oucsace.cs.ohiou.edu (Robert Church)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.drugs,alt.drugs.usenet
Subject: Re: UL: Monumental LSD overdose taken (was: Re: Brands of LSD)
Date: 15 Dec 92 14:49:48 GMT
Organization: Ohio University School of Art. Athens

In article <1992Dec15.011943.19427@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com> billn@hpcvaac.cv.hp.com (bill nelson) writes:
>jah@mits.mdata.fi (Jani A. Heinonen) writes:
>: 
>: >"I can't understand what makes a man hate another man, help me
>: >understand." -Depeche Mode
>: 
>:    Inflated ego. Separatism. Racism. Poor self-esteem. Inability to perceive
>: the beauty of life in itself.
>
>Unwillingness to think for onself. Fear of the unknown. Blind acceptance
>of dogma. Unwillingness to venture into new areas.

And then again, every once in a while you meet someone who's such an asshole
that you have to hate him :-).
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: obrien@netcom.com (Robert O'Brien)
Subject: Re: WAY stupid things to do with guns (was self-inflicted death) 
Organization: Netcom Online Communications Services (408-241-9760 login: guest)
Date: Sun, 13 Dec 1992 04:53:32 GMT

sgs@grebyn.com (Stephen G. Smith) writes:
>random@cbnewse.cb.att.com (David L. Pope) writes:
>
>>Speaking of which, has anyone ACTUALLY caught a bullet or arrow
>>inflight? No tricks now, just reflexes.
>
>There's always the "catching the bullet between the teeth" magician's
>trick.  There are several ways this trick can be done;  suffice it to say
>that none of them use "real" bullets.  None of the versions that I've
>heard of are particularly safe, either.  (Kids, don't try this at home.)
>
>
I have a video tape of someone holding a paper target in front of his face,
you then see a hole appear in the target, and he lowers the target, showing
a bullet in his teeth.

The actor's name is David Leisure, the brass is still on the bullet (you
can even tell that the primer is undented), and it's a car commercial.


  Bob "proud owner of 1987 Isuzu Turbo Impulse RS Special Edition" O'Brien
 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 
  "faster than a speeding bullet" -Joe Isuzu
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From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Amusing signs
Date: 17 Dec 1992 17:52:48 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

palmermg@infonode.ingr.com (Michael G. Palmer) writes:

  +So would you care to clue in the clueless here?  What does "mahalo"
  +mean?

"Thanks."

Terry "Aloha" Chan
--
Energy and Environment Division   | Internet:  TWChan@lbl.gov
Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory      | 
Berkeley, California  USA  94720  | Carpe Per Diem
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From: eric@wdl35.wdl.loral.com (Eric Kuhnen)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.startrek.misc
Subject: Re: Mnemonics
Date: 15 Dec 92 19:17:29 GMT
Organization: Loral Western Development Labs

tperreau@zia.aoc.nrao.edu (The Mad Scot) writes:

>Along with mnemonics, how about the one for the resistor color code?
>Learned that one in the USAF and have not forgotten it since!

It's one of the few things I remember from my EE days in college:

Bad   Boys  Rape Our   Young  Girls, But Violet Goes Willingly

Black Brown Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Violet Gray White (I think)

Eric
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From: jtchew@csa3.lbl.gov (Ad absurdum per aspera)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Another University Exam One
Date: 11 Dec 1992 17:17 PST
Organization: Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory - Berkeley, CA, USA
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.254.198
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    

{Long, long exam that starts with "Read entire exam first" and ends
with "Pretend to be busy but don't write anything down" or variants thereof}

T.  I was given such an exam to kick off a high-school physics class.

Joe "Who, being a dumb but obedient little sheep, did so and got an A" Chew
From: ssouth@hpldsla.sid.hp.com (Steve South)
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1992 21:59:40 GMT
Subject: Re: Passionfruit and Spam (was: Soda Bottle Warning Source (or UL)
Organization: HP Scientific Instruments Division - Palo Alto, CA
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban

In alt.folklore.urban stame@emunix.emich.edu (Stewart Tame) writes:

>See HP
>currently puts out one flavor (I can't recall the name) that is bright
>Smurf-blue.  
 
Do we? Do you know the option number? I can't find it on the corporate price
list. 

BTW,  :-)

Steve South
ssouth@hpldsla.sid.hp.com
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From: torsten@cwis.unomaha.edu (Torsten Wesley Adair)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: College Folklore
Date: 14 Dec 92 01:58:25 GMT
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha

thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu  writes:
> In article <#4h2xbc@rpi.edu> kasprj@rpi.edu writes:
> > Has anyone else heard any college folklore?
> At Brandeis, there's a statue that does absolutely nothing at all when
> a virgin walks past it.

And how does one know when a virgin walks by?  And what good is a statue that
can't identify virgins?  

Torsten at Omaha	looking for a divining rod for virgins  (the one I was
			born with doesn't differentiate, which is why I have 
			not fixed it yet)
From: bob@kc2wz.bubble.org (Bob Billson)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Ritual Abuse Taskforce Alleges Poisoning
Summary: it's witch hunting time!
Date: 10 Dec 92 22:41:27 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Color Computer 3: Tandy's 'game' machine

dgross@zeus.calpoly.edu (Dave Gross) says:
>LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Several members of a county task force on satanic
>abuse say devil worshippers are using a bug spray chemical to poison
>them and others, including abuse survivors and their psychotherapists.

What a bunch of rot!  Looks like they need to brush up on the torture and
burning of witches to deal properly with "Satan".  That or study up on the
Salom Witch Trials.

>The county's chief toxicologist says he doubts the claims by some
>members of the Ritual Abuse Task Force, which is a subcommittee of the
>Los Angeles County Commission for Women.

Nice to see government official with brains and a backbone to stand up to this
nonsense.
-- 
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