From: ritz@ritz.mordor.com (Christopher Mauritz)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.japan
Subject: Re: Another Fool!
Date: 23 Dec 92 02:33:53 GMT
Organization: Ritz International, Inc. -- Import/Export Consultants
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Shit, he's back....just like jock itch...just when we thought we
were cured, we wake up with our bells on fire again...what a shame...
for us...

Rikiya Asano (ra01+@andrew.cmu.edu) wrote:
OS/2> Mr. CMauritz writes,(in response to fool number one, Mr. JFriedl)
OS/2> 
OS/2> >: Sad news.... the account of he known to us as "R. Asano" has been disabled
OS/2> >: at CMU as part of a big housecleaning to get rid of old accounts. Those
OS/2> >: who were an official part of the university last semester were not included
OS/2> >: in the cleaning, so whoever Rikiya Asano was, he was not a student.
OS/2> >: 
OS/2> >: Until the person that used that account finds another access to the net
OS/2> >: (perhaps as yet a different name), we'll hopefully return to a normal S/N
OS/2> >: ratio.....
OS/2> > 
OS/2> >Yipppeee!  Hoooray!  Pass me an Asahi Super dry! :-)  Perhaps, that loser
OS/2>                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
OS/2> 
OS/2> No! No! And, Nooo! Malt Liquor is the ticket, dude! 

Ah, is that why your posts are so "insightful?"  Gee, so you're not stupid,
you're just a drunk.  That is comforting to know. :-/


OS/2> Since, my very short death and a most pleasant awakening and also
OS/2> looking at the lot of your comments, I have decided that I am in the top
OS/2> 2% of the most idealists/visionaries(an perhaps the most liberal) in
OS/2> this group. 

And so modest too.  What a loser.  I can't wait until the postmaster at
CMU gets a good look at the rascist and profane material you post.  I've
been archiving it all just for that purpose.

OS/2>I am also convinced that most of you aren't fair because you
OS/2> don't want to be. The majority is holding back progress. Out of the lot
OS/2> of people, only four to nine
OS/2> are graduates students. None are engineers!!!! No, maybe a couple! Most
OS/2> of you are "dead weight" in my search to the meaning of life. During, my

What a weenie!  You think that an engineering degree makes you a man?
Well, I hope it gives you some comfort when you look down to look at your
"son" and instead find a daughter.  I have an engineering background and
most of a business degree.  Does that make me cool again?  Get a life.

OS/2> rapp with you all I had almost lose the handled to my education. But as
OS/2> the saying goes,"Good
OS/2> never die we just keep on winning and succeeding and all that"! At the
OS/2> super- success at my first term as Master Student, I will vow to be more
OS/2> better in my studies. The beginning of this year was very hard for me.
OS/2> The suicide of my mother and death of my uncle and other of lifes
OS/2> troubles. But, by the Grace of God, many of you, my instructors and CMU-
OS/2> I won! I won!!

You sure did win.  You have gotten a record number of people to think
that you're a babbling idiot.  That is no easy task, but thanks to the
miracles of technology you have succeeded in broadcasting your ignorant
bigotry all over the globe.  People are falling out of their chairs
in countries that you probably haven't even heard of choking with laughter
as you prove that it is still possible to type with both feet in your
mouth and your head up your ass.

OS/2> Mr. CMauritz you're a fool. You were happy at the content of another
OS/2> fool's misinformation. And, let me add, misinformation is being nice.

Oh well, ignorance is bliss.  You must be one happy fella!  

Hehe, I can't wait to put this latest ditty on the company bulletin
board.  Keep it up, you might be able to make the David Letterman
show.  Oh wait, they all ready had a buffalo chip thrower on there once...
well, I guess you can add a new twist by tossing them from your teeth.

Merry Christmas,

Chris

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