HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: arnej@Lise.Unit.NO (Arne Henrik Juul)
Subject: (from comp.os.linux)
Reply-To: arnej@lise.unit.no
Organization: Norwegian Institute of Technology
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 92 14:18:52 GMT

In article <1992Jul28.070518.2700@u.washington.edu>, kludge@hardy.u.washington.edu (MoonMan) writes:

(... some factual stuff actually ...)

 > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 > 
 >                   /////                      ////    /////   ///   // ////
 >  ///    //////   //   //     ///  ////      // //// /// //  // //   ///  //
 > /////  /// //   //     //      ////  //    ///   ////   // //   //  //   //
 > // //////  //   //     //       //    //   //    //    //  ///////  //  //
 > //  ///   //   //     //   ////  //   //   //        ///  //    //      //
 > //        //    //    // ///  //  //  //   //           ///      //     //
 > //         //    //  // //   //  //   //  //      ///////                ///
 > //          ////  ////  //   //  //     ///
 > //                     //   //      /////
 > //                      // //       
 >                          ///                kludge@u.washington.edu
 >                                            
 > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It's only 79 columns, so it'll only rate about 2.5 - *really* ugly big ascii
font, though.

-arnej
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: ejo@kaja.gi.alaska.edu (Eric J. Olson)
Subject: Re: R&S .VOC files Wanted
Organization: Citizens for Boysenberry Jam Fans
	<1992Jul21.002737.9415@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>
	<1992Jul22.201214.29241@sj.nec.com>
	<1992Jul23.144113.11860@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu>
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 04:55:14 GMT

The really amusing thing is that, although I deleted the article, he
spend it agreeing with someone who was complaining about long
signatures.

Actually I'll leave just the last line he wrote as proof.

How can someone with an *81-column* signature complain about ANYONE
else?

In article <1992Jul23.144113.11860@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu> pmbarlow@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu (The Candy Guru) writes:

>Means I have to go through that damn sig twice as much as I'd like...


>********************************************************************************
>*    The Original CrocoStimpy           "See, how it works is:                 *
>*    pmbarlow@miavx1.acs.muohio.edu      the train moves, not the station."    *
>*    pmbarlow@apsvax.aps.muohio.edu                 --Jon Lovitz,              *
>*    pb71sanu@miamiu.acs.muohio.edu                   "A League of Their Own"  *
>********************************************************************************
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 15:07:11 EDT
From: Therion <HZS@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: gawd bless amurica!

Found in alt.conspiracy.jfk:


+-------------------------------------------------+
|* * * * * *|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
| * * * * * |            Bill Monhemius           |
|* * * * * *|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
| * * * * * |            bill@turing.toronto.edu  |
+-----------+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
|                        University of Toronto    |
|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
|                        Turing Language Group    |
|%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%|
+-------------------------------------------------+

      cute .sig for a Canadian. gag.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes)
Subject: Re: "Buffalo" is SF?  /Hugo nominated/ SF?!
In-reply-to: dave@cs.arizona.edu's message of 26 Jul 92 19:30:23 GMT
Organization: Syracuse University, Syracuse, NY
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 92 02:24:03 EDT

In article <1992Jul26.193023.20522@organpipe.uug.arizona.edu> dave@cs.arizona.edu (Dave Schaumann) writes:

>-- 
>There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension
>as vast as space and as timeless as infinity.  It is the middle ground between
>light and shadow, between science and superstition. And it lies between the pit
>of Man's fears and the summit of his knowledge.  This is the dimension of
>imagination -- it is an area which we call "The Twilight Zone".

And here you guys had me convinced it was Australia.

--
Inspected by number 23
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: norm@sdc.com (Norm Nithman)
Subject: One good Bart deserves another
Organization: Systems Development Corporation
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 22:12:22 GMT

   ______ ______ ______ ______ __  |\/\/\/|
    ____/  __  /  __  /  __  /  /  |  \  /|   LIFE'S COMPLEX - IT HAS
   / __   /   /  /   /  /   /  /   | (o)(o)   REAL & IMAGINARY PARTS
  /   /  /   /   ___/  __  /  /    C      _)
_____/ _____/ __/   __/ __/ ______/ | \___|
E-mail - gagrawal@cs.tamu.edu       |   /   All Std. Disclaimers apply.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re:    *FORSALE* Metallica/Gn'R Ptsbgh tix
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1992 19:57:38 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In posts in those really great groups alt.rock-n-roll.metal and 
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy article <92207.014910DTG102@psuvm.psu.edu>, Dave
Gerber <DTG102@psuvm.psu.edu> writes:
> ======================================================================
>                           \\\\\\\       \     \\    \\  \\\\\\\\
> DTG102@psuvm.psu.edu      \|||||||     \||    \||   \|| \||||||||
> Penn State University     \||  \|||   \||||   \||   \|| \||\\\
>                           \||   \||  \||\\||   \||\\||  \||||||
>                           \||\\\||| \||||||||   \||||   \||\\\\\
> (814) 692-8605            \|||||||  \||   \||    \||    \||||||||
> 
> 
> "No one but me can save myself, but it's too late." - METALLICA

So that's a big "what a shame" to BigDave Sweeney, that someone has got
hold of his .sig file and used it for their own. Now that you are a Rush
regular, will you be using this one Dave? Perhaps you could substitute the
Metallica quotation with one from "The Boyz"?

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: weiler@scarecrow.cis.ohio-state.edu (Jerry Weiler)
Subject: Re: tvtwm vs twm  (Was: What's the best way of quitting X?)
Originator: weiler@scarecrow.cis.ohio-state.edu
Organization: NAIVE - New And Improved Virtual Environment
	<1992Jul23.205229.17936@cis.ohio-state.edu>
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 1992 18:36:48 GMT


Hmmm... I tried posting this last night, but our news server went down
for a while and seems to have eaten it. I wouldn't be surprised if it
shows up in about 5 months. :-)

In article <1992Jul23.205229.17936@cis.ohio-state.edu> reiss@python.cis.ohio-state.edu (joseph reiss) writes:
> Joe
> -- 
> __________       |  reiss@cis.ohio-state.edu
>   |   |___)      | """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
> \_/OE |  \EISS   |  IBM isn't really that bad.  In fact, they only have
> 	  `----  |  two problems:  their hardware and their software.

Yeesh! butt-ugly font, stupid witticism, tab damage, and it's divided
into 3 sections by gaudy ascii borders.

Now all he needs are a few more email addresses, 10 more lines, an
ascii Cthulhu pic, a few RUSH quotes, and about 4 more characters to
get into the 79 column club.

- Jerry
From: blu@cellar.org (Dan Reed)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Fire, Walk With Me.
Date: 21 Jul 92 16:48:12 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:

> In article <BrHHr6.2wz@acsu.buffalo.edu> fly@acsu.buffalo.edu (Paul D. Fly) w
> 
> >In article <CLINDH.92Jul8100017@sophie.abalon.se> clindh@abalon.se (Christer
> >>-- 
> >>::        clindh@abalon.se        ::   o/       ::                         
> >>::  Abalon AB, Stockholm, Sweden  ::  /@        ::          Earth.         
> >>::        59.19 N, 17.57 E        ::  <|\  acro ::   Love it or leave it.  
> >>::    * All disclaimers apply *   ::   |   phil ::                         
> >
> >Hmmm, guy on a pogo stick?
> >
> 
> I'm not gonna say it... I'm NOT gonna say it...
> 
> --
> Rich Holmes              - The "other" Rich Holmes is my evil clone.
> rsholmes@on.the.lam


Ok, I will..

A jet powered dump?
A 4' long weenie?
A Unicycle?
A large sperm making a move to run down his throat?
A gut wound, with guts spilling out?

Make the call..

----- 
 Dan Reed (Blu-Max) blu@cellar.org - AutoCad Geek - VW Lover - InlineSkater 
I need a girl real bad...                                   Are you real bad?
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
Subject: {freenet.rec.irc.open} Re: IRC Picnic Pictures
Reply-To: aj923@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (P. J. Remner)
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, OH (USA)
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 92 16:12:07 GMT


In a previous article, aq421@cleveland.Freenet.Edu (Marta Osinski) sigs:

>-- 
>_\___\___  aq421         __ ___     _____________         Marta      ___/___/_
>_\___\___\___    aka.   '  )   )         /  ____   \  / Osinski  ___/___/___/_
>_\___\___\___\___         /   /  /   /  /  (___     >/       ___/___/___/___/_
>_\___\___\___\___\_______/   (__(___(__/_______)____/_______/___/___/___/___/_
>

Pardon me while I vomit...

--
Pete Remner
pete@scs.leeds.ac.uk
zzzzzwwwwiiiiip! - a zipper
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: How To Get Ahead In Advertising
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 08:40:50 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.cult-movies article <c-km6wn.mspace@netcom.com>, mspace@netcom.com 
(Brian Hall) writes:
> stame@emunix.emich.edu (Stewart Tame) writes:
> -- 
> 
>  \ | /   | Brian Hall                 mspace@netcom.com
>  - : -   | Mark/Space Softworks       Applelink: markspace
>   /|\    |                            America Online: MarkSpace
>  |-+-|   |
> /-\|/-\  | People don't kill people, toasters kill people.

Boy, this topic sure is bringing 'em out of the woodwork, over on a.c-m.

Either this person is rather odd, or he's read "Stray Toasters", in which
case I can really realte (man) to that quotation. I'm also wondering why
he has the BBC News logo as a barphic in his .sig. Very strange.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: steve@fulcrum.oz.au (Steve Taylor)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: FTP Sites for GIFs?
Date: 29 Jul 92 05:38:33 GMT
Organization: The Fulcrum Consulting Group

In article <Bs1xHA.A54@news.larc.nasa.gov> DEVILBISS@OCTAVE.LARC.NASA.GOV (Zaphod Beeblebrox) writes:
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!! IF WE COULDN'T LAUGH, WE WOULD ALL GO INSANE !!
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How profound, oh wizard! Nice 80 column blowout too. The actual post was
nothing but a "Me too!" for gif sites, just to make it all perfect.



							Steve
							steve@fulcrum.oz.au
From: rone@chort.usc.edu (Ron Echeverri)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Sheesh!
Date: 28 Jul 1992 21:05:42 -0700
Organization: University of Southern California, Los Angeles, CA
NNTP-Posting-Host: chort.usc.edu

In article <Bs3wno.5qw@acsu.buffalo.edu> meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach) writes:
>Homey The Clown has "retired", Ron... Why don't you?

I would, but people keep forging articles in my name.
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Words of Wisdom
Date: 27 Jul 92 09:40:55 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <RSHOLMES.92Jul26234604@rodan.syr.EDU> rsholmes@rodan.syr.EDU (Rich Holmes) writes:
>Bon apetit.
>
>[First the appetizer]
>>
>>

[Pitiful, when you gag on the appetizer, already!]

>>
>>
>[and now the main course]
>

[Hardly fit for human consumption]

>Would monsieur care for a mint? It's wafer thin...
>
>
>
>(Got a French edition of that book, Meach?)
>

Alas, no, m'dear.... but would a fine collection of French Letters do?

--jm
meach@ventre.du.paris        |  Well, a girl's gotta have her standards!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: DW setting and typoes
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 13:04:18 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Now some people seem to have real sig problems. Take, for example, my
co-patriot Mr. Gordon "sig slip" Buxton....

In alt.fan.pratchett article <4177@inca.comlab.ox.ac.uk>, 
gordon@robots.oxford.ac.uk (Gordon Buxton) writes:
> 
> --------------------------------------------------------------
> Gordon Buxton               |      \^^^^^^/                  |
> gordon@robots.oxford.ac.uk  |     -< FOOM >-                 |
>                             |      /^^^^^^\       ..oops.    |
> --------------------------------------------------------------

Then, one article later, we have:

> ----------------------------------------------------------------------
> Gordon Buxton			|  I'm gonna get this .sig right,    |
> gordon@robots.oxford.ac.uk	|  even if it ki *<urgghhh>*

Please, Gordon, give up old son.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Letter from Auckland university
Date: 31 Jul 92 15:55:53 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <1992Jul31.040849.3113@acme.gen.nz> kilroy@acme.gen.nz (earthbound misfit, I) writes:

[Does he *really* think that adding that discLAMEr will get the BOFH off his
butt????]


>						- k
>						(I'm sorry, I couldn't help
>						 it. The Meach made me do it
>						 - yeah, that's the ticket!)

Oh, fine, Craig, just FINE!!!!  All my life, all I ever wanted was to be a
scapegoat... now my wish is coming true!  Soon Rich Holmes will ditch his
evil clone; Tim "Captain warlord butt cheese" O'Donoghue will abandon his evil
twin; Kevin McBride will be laughing 'til his ass falls off... because any
time anyone screws up anywhere on the net, "Hey!  The Meach made me do it!"

Yeah, that's the ticket.

--jm
meach@despondency.dejection.despair  |  "Suicide is painless..."
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: I'll take still another vowel, Pat.
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Keywords: Amiga Software, PC Software, Piracy
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 09:19:29 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In article <1992Jul30.170421.23379@pony.Ingres.COM>, gmcquary@Ingres.COM (George F. McQuary) writes:
> [Tab damage cleaned up]
> >+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
> >| Paolo Baiardi			<baiardi@dist.dist.unige.it>	      |
> >| PhD Student - Genoa University - Italy			              |
> >|				+39 19 488096		[ Home   ]	      |
> >|				+39 10 353 2727		[ Office ]	      |
> >| Current Activity:							      |
> >| "I work for the county out on 95					      |
> >|  All day I hold a red flag and watch the traffic pass me by		      |
> >|  In my head a keep a picture of a pretty little miss			      |
> >|  Someday Mister I'm gonna lead a better life than this"		      |
> >|  [ Working on a highway - Bruce 'The Boss' Springsteen ]		      |
> >+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
> 
> Apparently there was a sale on vowels when Paolo Baiardi was named. Those
> thrifty Italians, willing to take even the most used and worn american pop
> music and recycle it, just to save a buck.
> 
> "Hey Paolo," his friends say. "What is this crazy guy saying?"
> 
> "I don't know. It's something about math. No, he's singing about how long
> he has to wait before he can graduate --see the 95? And he's an artist
> --see "picture pretty" here? Wow, I bet he must spend all his time in cafes
> smoking and drinking cappuccino to be this deep."
> 
> "Hey Paolo, why don't you put him in your sig? Hurry up, We wanna see us lose
> in the Olympics some more." his friends say.
> 
> "You can see us lose in the Olympics *every* *day*. And besides, I'm a 
> PhD student in... in... in agriculture! Yeah! You can't talk to a Doctor of
> Farms that way! No, I won't. 'The Boss' is way to cool for my sig!"
> 
> "Maybe some cool american college girl who somehow hasn't heard of rap, heavy
> metal, Bobbie Brown, or anything new for the past twelve years and only
> listens to geezer music will think you're cool and you'll get laid, Paolo."
> 
> "Okay, I do it. Guys, you think I'd have a better chance at getting laid if
> I actually got a job and I moved out of my parents house?"
> 
> "Paolo! How could you think such a thing! Let's go hang out on the street
> some more and harass tourists and then get drunk."
> 
> "Ah Italy, such a country!"
> 
> 
> --
> George F. McQuary 
> "He is mad, bad and dangerous to know." -Lady Caroline Lamb

"Ah George, such a racist!"

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Oh, my!
Summary: What can I say?
Date: 22 Jul 92 22:41:20 GMT
Organization: UB

In alt.folklore.college, <1992Jul16.201101.19900@cs.ucf.edu>,
Ben -- Univ. Central FL (This one's for you, Peter daSilva!  That was the entire
From: line in the header!) signs avec beaucoup tab damage:
											
  -|-------------------------------------------------------|-
		 |									"You can't always get what you want;          |
		 |		but you just might find that you get what you need." |
  -|-------------------------------------------------------|-

[ no >'s... what you see is what you get!]

FUBAR

[And he couldn't even get the damn quotation right!]

BTW: WTFMFIIYFS...AYFH!

--jm
meach@sheesh.what.next    |  Well, a girl's got to have her standards!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: SFBC selection
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Keywords: SFBC book club selection
Date: Fri, 31 Jul 1992 09:49:00 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi63.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

In alt.fan.pratchett article <1992Jul30.143211.1216@hemlock.cray.com>, 
cargo@cray.com (David S. Cargo) writes:
>
>                         o       o
> cargo@escargot.cray.com  \_____/
>                          /=O=O=\     _______
> DDDD      SSSS   CCCC   /   ^   \   /\\\\\\\\
> D   D    S      C       \ \___/ /  /\   ___  \
> D   D     SSS   C        \_ V _/  /\   /\\\\  \
> D   D        S  C          \  \__/\   /\ @_/  /
> DDDDavid SSSS.   CCCCargo   \____\____\______/

Actually, appalling shaded snail and even more terrible BUAIs apart, 
I *love* the fact that this guy's name is David S. Cargo.

Well, it cracked me up, anyway. Humph.

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: .Sig in DOS?
Summary: What other options does DOS 5.0 offer?
Date: 22 Jul 92 19:25:25 GMT
Organization: UB


In comp.mail.elm, <stillson.711827803@tsfsrv>, stillson@mitre.org (Ken Stillson)
signs:

% --
% panic: cannot read .signature file for stillson@mitre.org
% Abort, Retry, Ignore, Explode? 

C:\> delete .signature file

Bad command or file name.

C:\> delete stillson@mitre.org

Bad command or file name.

Bad file name!  Bad!  Bad!

--jm
meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu    |  try alt.exploding.signature.file!
From: dpl@aber.ac.uk (David Philip Langstaff)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Some people never give up
Date: 22 Jul 92 15:54:47 GMT
Organization: University of Wales, Aberystwyth

In article <1992Jul21.203152.25128@sdc.com> norm@sdc.com (Norm Nithman) writes:
>A last gasp from alt.politics.perot:
>
>      //   David Tiberio  SUNY Stony Brook 516-473-5156 AMIGA  DDD-MEN   
>     //  bounce-resistant:    dtiberio%libserv1.ic.sunysb.edu@sunysb.edu
>   \X/      Perot for President 1-516-399-2259 Long Island, New York
>
>        PPPP  EEEEE RRRR   OOO  TTTTT    IIIII N   N      999   6666
>        P   P E     R   R O   O   T        I   NN  N     9   9 6
>        PPPP  EEEE  RRRR  O   O   T        I   N N N      9999 6666
>        P     E     R R   O   O   T        I   N  NN         9 6   6
>        P     EEEEE R  R   OOO    T      IIIII N   N     9999   666

Not _THE_ David Tiberio who amused & amazed sci.sceptic with his proposals
for a perpetual motion machine ? could explain the perotinitis.


-- 
Dave Langstaff | Janet:dpl@uk.ac.aber.cs | Disclaimer: All my own work. 
Any views expressed are those of the author alone. | Phone:(0970)622838 
After-life, After-shave, don't hold with any of it, bleugh! - Sir Henry
From: torvalds@klaava.Helsinki.FI (Linus Benedict Torvalds)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: [comp.sys.acorn] Re: Amiga/ 486 owner needs information about A5000 / A540
Date: 31 Jul 92 18:50:10 GMT
Organization: University of Helsinki

Found this gem while looking for something interesting on
comp.sys.acorn. These Belgians certainly know how to .sig their
letters.

In article <19B609303C5F0078D3@ccv.uia.ac.be> RRNA@CCV.UIA.AC.BE writes:
>
>*******************************************************************************
>De Rijk Peter               
>E-Mail: rrna@ccv.uia.ac.be
>*******************************************************************************
>* P.S. What a service is being offered to people on the net. Recently I was
>* complaining about not having a dealer in Belgium. Now we have one. I ordered
>* an A4 right away. I just hope I don't have to wait too long for it.
>*
>* Disclaimer: You know.
>*
>* Software and data is like a gas: It fills the available space.
>*
>* Dimension premisse: every computer is too small.
>* Deduction: 1. If it's hard disc is big enough, it's memory is too small. 
>*            2. If it has enough memory, the harddisc will be too small.
>* DOS extention: if, in some strange case, memory and harddisc are big enough,
>*                the OS :a. does not support one of the two (or both)
>*                        b. needs a memorydriver that does not understand your
>*                           software

Only 79 columns, but 21 lines isn't too bad.  And I like the asterisk
border, although he might have used them all the way round and made it
an even 80 columns at the same time.

		Linus

PS. What do you like my new .sig:
--
A signature is like a gas: It fills the available space.
From: rorschak@daimi.aau.dk (Jesper Lauridsen)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Two's Up??
Date: 23 Jul 92 19:44:50 GMT
Organization: Bandwith Wasters for a Better Future

daniel@csunb0.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow) warlords:

>In alt.rock-n-roll.acdc article <6071@gumby.Altos.COM>, knaru@gumby.Altos.COM 
>(Kim Naru) writes:
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> ********--------********--------********--------********--------*********
>> * Disclaimer :  It wasn't me!
>> *								        *
>> *  --Kim Naru       knaru@Altos.COM    |  apple!altos!knaru
>> *								        *
>> *			A	C	E	R			*
>> ********--------********--------********--------********--------*********

What a shame. If that right side had been completed in a proper maner we 
would have had a contender for the "Border of 1992" title right here.
But the cruel world of sports is a world of dissappointments.

-- 
Note to those who posts about notes: I know the posting above proves 
that I'm clueless, so don't post or email me telling me that. I will
not believe you.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: warlord@nowhere.everywhere
Subject: How about this one?
Originator: tomg@stud.cs.uit.no
Organization: University of Tromsoe, Norway
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1992 03:19:40 GMT

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