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From: mefoster@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu (Mary Ellen Foster)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Organization: University of Waterloo
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 23:39:21 GMT

In article <C0LoC0.2sK@NeoSoft.com> cduff@NeoSoft.com (C. Duff) writes:
>In article <19524.2b4c9119@ecs.umass.edu> pmclaugh@ecs.umass.edu writes:
>>My sister, Claire Barrett, plans to name her firstborn Grinnin'.
>
>I know a guy named Philip John Orth, III.  He and his wife couldn't
>wait till they had a son so they could name him Philip John Orth, the Fourth.

The children's hospital in Halifax, NS, Canada (my hometown) is called the
"Izaak Walton Killam Hospital for Children". 

Think of the possibilities: 
	
"Dear, our son is getting sicker! What should we do?"
" ..mumble..mumble..mumble... Killam!"
"AAAAAAAAGHHH!"

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Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Far Side
From: accjjs@vaxa.hofstra.edu
Date: 7 Jan 93 12:35:23 EST

My favorite Far Side is the one where there is a little boy pushing furiously

on the door to "Midvale School for the Gifted" with a huge sign above it that

reads......... 


		      ..........PULL 
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From: jd@dickens.com (Joseph A Dudar)
Subject: Re: New Internet Farsides!
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 14:56:02 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

In article <1993Jan9.033819.22300@b30.ingr.com> mueller@b30news.b30.ingr.com ( Phil Mueller ) writes:

>Two huge cave bears being attacked by a bunch of cave men.  One bear says to
>the other: "Crimney!  Seems like every summer there's more of these around."


From gvg@hplvec.LVLD.HP.COM (Greg Goebel)
< Well ... why not automate the process?  Write a program to mix the following
< elements:
<
<  * Cows.
<  * Cavemen.
<  * Movie monsters.
<  * Accountants.
<  * Cats, dogs, and strange pets.
<  * Insects.
<  * Fat kids with crewcuts.
<
< ... and so on.  I bet if you just jumbled elements at random you'd probably
< get some good FarSides about 1 time in hundred.


Well Phil, don't feel too bad.  1/100 is a long shot.
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From: nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: California is NOT representative of the US as a whole
Date: 4 Jan 93 17:00:05 GMT
Organization: Memphis State University

In article <1i7om3INN3n9@agate.berkeley.edu>, wft@soda.berkeley.edu (William F. Tell) writes:
> 
> I think if you had to choose one state as representative of the U.S.
> as a whole you could only choose California.  It has 30 million people
> from most parts of the world, is by itself a top 10 global economic
> power, has lovely beaches and mountains, and the great city of
> San Francisco.   And at least we don't all speak in twangy voices
> and listen to Garth Brooks.
> 
> WFT
> 
-- 
Get off your parochial asses and get off the coast and over the mountains
into the great valley where real people live and you'll hear more than
enough twangy voices like Buck Owens, Hank Thompson, Dwight Yokum, et al.

And don't be too hard on California - it is a pretty good cross section of
American life. City/country, domestic/foreign, normal/weird, etc. Just don't
judge the whole nation (or state) on the basis of Frisco and LALAland - nor
the movies and TV that originate there.

obj:  I got a great Christmas gift. It's a wallet made from an elephant's
foreskin. When rubbed it turns into a briefcase.

(No it isn't original. I just adapted a version I saw on an earlier posting
of elephant jokes. So shoot me. It's still funny.)

oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
oo1oo     Binary 4s all around.  And a "bit-bird" to you too!     oo1oo
oo1oo   ------------------------------------------------------    oo1oo
oo1oo    Some people don't know the difference between a grin     oo1oo
oo1oo    and a grimace.  /s/Dennis (nealhd@memstvx1.memst.edu)    oo1oo
oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo oo1oo
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From: alfa@b23a.b23a.ingr.com (Laura Walker)
Subject: Re: Gastronomic eruptions
Organization: Intergraph
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 18:11:32 GMT

>>>    I'm sorry, but this is stupid. This kind of tripe is not 
>>>funny, and doesn't belong in rec.humor.
>>>
>>If *that* was stupid, what is the joke in your post?  Seriously, if
>>"that" is/was stupid and doesn't belong in rec.humor, what about all
>>the interminable threads without even a hint of a joke?!

>I thought it was the .sig.  If I'm not mistaken they've probably
>already made fun of it five ways to sunday in alt.fan.warlord.  Let's

Pay attention!  I got it.  If you two weren't so busy flaming and took
a *second* to think about it, you'd notice just how obvious the joke is!
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From: pete@physchem.ox.ac.uk (Pete Biggs)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,soc.culture.british
Subject: Re: ...where angels fear...
Date: 7 Jan 93 11:41:17 GMT
Organization: Physical Chemistry Laboratory, South Parks Road, Oxford OX1 3QZ
Originator: pete@joule.pcl


In article <20220.2b495adf@ul.ie>, mckeonj@ul.ie         
>(This is for Brits only)
>Did you see where some guy last year was done for speeding
>in a Reliant Robin? Clocked 105 mph!
>Top that, Del Boy.
> 

I heard (don't know if it is true though) that somebody was done for
doing 110 mph along the M4 - the only thing was he was being towed!

Can you imagine it, you breakdown on the motorway and this nice kind man
stops to give you a hand and offers you a tow .....

Pete

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From: bstdenis@mailbox.fwrdc.rtsg.mot.com (Brian St. Denis)
Subject: Re: RIDDLES (involving no survivors,bears,birds or bus drivers)
Organization: Fort Worth Research and Development Center, Motorola, Inc.
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 1993 14:19:51 GMT

In article <1993Jan1.172834.15566@rigel.econ.uga.edu> skip@rosalyn.stat.uga.edu (Skip Gundlach) writes:
>In article <1992Dec31.132325.1277@mwk.uucp> richardsro@mwk.uucp writes:
>>bradj@oakhill.sps.mot.com (Brad R. Johnson) writes:
>>> 
>>> As far as I know, a preposition is not something one can legally end a
>>> sentence with.  [Other stuff which _was_ important to his post deleted...]
>>
>>  Someone (what memory?) once said, when told about the above "rule", something
>>like:
>>
>>- That is a rule up with which we can not put.
>>
>Winston Churchill, in Parliament, when confronted with back bench
>arguing about the rules of grammar being abused by speakers...
>
>>> 
>>> Brad
>>-- 
>Skip Gundlach .nosig (Sorry, that's the best I could do on short
>notice, and I'm not even an electrician...) 
>
>

It started out with "Never use a preposition to end a sentence with."

And Samuel Clemens said, "Bad grammer is something up with which I will not put."

-Brian
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From: 123paszek@gw.wmich.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: a bunny and wolf...
Date: 9 Jan 93 18:06:45 EST
Organization: Western Michigan University

A furry bunny rabbit walked into a bar one of these days.   He looked around,
and quickly rushed to the mean-looking wolf drinking beer.  The bunny said to
the wolf;

"Hey, wolf.  You wanna get your ass kicked?"

The wolf looked down and growled;

"What if I do?"

The frightened bunny yelped;

"Then go behind the building.  That's where a bear just kicked mine."

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From: Steve.Lake@brunel.ac.uk (Steve M Lake)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Program to convert .EXE to a "C" source file? I really n
Date: 6 Jan 93 13:08:22 GMT
Organization: Brunel University, West London, UK

I've just had a thought.
Doesn't this remind you of a certain GGBJ ?????
(I mean, everyone wants it, but it doesn't actuallyt exist... Hmmm....)

Live long, prosper, and may all your children have pointy ears !
- Steve
From: s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Light Bulb Joke
Date: 8 Jan 93 15:00:58 +1000
Organization: University of New South Wales

Here's an oldie but a goodie (well I like it!).

Q.	How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A.	None.  They sit in the dark and wait for the invisible hand
	to do it.


-- 
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From: michaelr@spider.co.uk (Michael S. A. Robb)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: You know you've been partying too long ...
Date: 5 Jan 93 18:02:26 GMT
Organization: Spider Systems Limited, Edinburgh, UK.


 ... when heading for home beside the city park at 4.00am in the 
 morning, I heard the morning bird-song. Remembering that a new
 radio-station had been using this as a test signal, I thought
 "How nice, a live concert!".

 -- Michael
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From: prem@prem.lbl.gov (xyz)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: scientist joke list
Date: 12 Jan 1993 19:15:39 GMT
Organization: Human Genome Center at LBL
Distribution: world
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In article <1619@blue.cis.pitt.edu> babar+@pitt.edu (Jonggu Moon) writes:
>
>You want to know the heigh of a building you have a barometer:
>
>I: goto the architect of the building and say I'll give you this nice
>   shiney barometer if you would tell me the height of the building.

    II: Go to architect and make an offer to perform (possibly illegal)
	exual acts with the thermometer, if she tells you the height of
	the building.
From: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM (Fil Feit)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: NEW BOOK
Date: 8 Jan 93 13:37:37 GMT
Reply-To: filfeit@rael.Tymnet.COM
Organization: Sun Microsystems

I am not making this up (from the Washington Post):
Dan Quayle is writing a book.  It will cover his last 4.5 years, from
the time GHWB announces that Dan will be his running mate, through his
vice-presidential years.

From other sources:
The book will be 38 pages, illustrated, and be called _Vice-President Dan_.
Page 1: Oh, look.  See Dan.
Page 2: See Dan run.
Page 3: Run, Dan, run.
Page 4: Oh, look.  See George.

Copyright laws forbid me from entering further text.  You get the idea.

--f2

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From: mstonebu@willamette.edu (Mark Stoneburner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Californicate
Date: 8 Jan 93 07:14:40 GMT
Organization: Willamette University, Salem OR

Here's one I heard a while ago: (from a Californian) 

What's the difference between yogurt and California?

Yogurt has culture.
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From: mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas)
Subject: Re: Wedding Songs
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 22:13:15 GMT

In article <C0rE70.6nB@news.udel.edu> thuyan@ravel.udel.edu (Thuy-An Hartman) writes:
>
>I heard 2 songs at a wedding a while back and I haven't been able to
>find out their titles or who sings them.  Can anyone help?
>
>One of them goes: "You piss me off, you fucking jerk..."

This first one is called "The Rodeo Song" ... I can't remember who sings it.


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From: s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Left vs. Right
Date: 9 Jan 93 23:52:58 +1000
Organization: University of New South Wales

In article <1993Jan8.001625.1@jaguar.uofs.edu>, dfm2@jaguar.uofs.edu writes:
> 
> Another person posted that the left hand side was the sensible side to drive on
> becuase people who used to rode horses long long ago would carry swords,
> usually on their right side, because most were right-handed, and it would
> be hard to mount a horse that was on your right for that reason.
> 
> "That proves it" he excliamed
> proves what?
> a.  People who drive on the left are so insane they think they are riding
> horses?
> b.  People who drive on the left are so violent they need to ride with a sword?
> c.  People who drive on the left are so out of touch they haven't heard od
> a shotgun?
> d.  People who drive on the left are so stupid that they fail to recognize that
> a sword is a fairly useless weapon for use while riding a vehicle with a
> windshield?
> 
> please, answer!

Okay, I will.  Your points on the possible dangers of getting decked up
in one's favourite sword and dashing down to the shops on Trigger are
accepted.  However, you have to consider the evolutionary aspects of
the proof.  All that you say relates to the present.  Shotguns, wind-
shields etc have no impact on the left vs right question.  For this
we need to turn our attention to the remote past.  Of course, if you
can demonstrate the correctness of driving on the right, I will be
most interested in comparing notes.
 
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From: guyh@hpubvwa.nsr.hp.com (Guy Hyde)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: OXYMORONS
Date: 11 Jan 1993 22:24:52 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard Bellevue Sales Office
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X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8.1]

Vida Morkunas (vida@mdavcr.mda.ca) wrote:
: The latest and newest oxymoron on television happened this past weekend,
: regarding the new Star-Trek spin-off, Deep Space Nine.  The show had
: been "premiering" all week on different networks, but the clincher came
: when one of the channels decided to show the pilot for a second time.
: The booming voice-over proudly announced:

: "Be sure not to miss the ENCORE PREMIERE of Deep Space Nine!!!"



Heard last night on the local news -
	"Well, this looks like 'De Ja Vu' again."
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: drizzt@spock.uucp (Neela Jacques)
Subject: Re: interesting christian-surname combinations
Keywords: Funky Christian Names
Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 01:02:49 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.134911.8189@schbbs.mot.com> bstdenis@mailbox.fwrdc.rtsg.mot.com (Brian St. Denis) writes:
>In article <1hvi6pINN4sn@hal.com> crash@hal.COM (Chris Craddock) writes:
>>In article <C04wut.366@NeoSoft.com>, cduff@NeoSoft.com (C. Duff) writes:
>>|> In article <1992Dec31.053452.7537@aio.jsc.nasa.gov> stevel@aio.jsc.nasa.gov (Steve Lancaster) writes:
>>|> >A friend of mine has a daughter that goes to school with Shady Lear. And
>>|> >this is in a town famous for Ima Hog.
>>|> 
>>
>>OK, how about "Ophelia Dik" in my friend's (a school teacher) 2nd
>>grade class a few years ago. TRUE! She was Vietnamese apparently.
>>
>>Chris
>>--
>
>Imagine the teacher reading the attendance when he/she comes across this one:
>Fuk Ho Ng
>
>This is a true name.  He went by "Pious".
>
>-- 
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From: mechalas@expert.cc.purdue.edu (John Mechalas)
Subject: Generic Star Trek Drinking Game
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 20:03:10 GMT

Drinking game for Deep Space 9:

   Take a drink every time "an alien force takes over" the space station,
 forcing the crew to "fight for their lives".

Drinking game for Star Trek the Next Generation:

   Replace the words "space station" with "Enterprise"

Drinking game for Start Trek (original series):

   Replace the word "Enterprise" with "Enterprise"



This should get everyone drunk pretty quickly.  :)

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Xref: sparky rec.humor:37516 rec.arts.movies:36774
From: dascoser@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (david serchay)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.arts.movies
Subject: Re: New Pepto-Bismol Ad
Date: 7 Jan 93 03:15:49 GMT
Organization: Cybernet BBS, Boca Raton, Florida

dhanwada@IASTATE.EDU (Chalapathy Dhanwada) writes:

> CIn article <1993Jan2.120220.2346@ucbeh.san.uc.edu>, greenkj@ucbeh.san.uc.edu
> writes:
> > In article <1hsg8pINNqf6@meaddata.meaddata.com>, davidg@meaddata.com (David
> Galehouse) writes:
> > > In article <1hqmn8INNht4@iskut.ucs.ubc.ca>, scottm@spruce.ppc.ubc.ca (Sco
> Morgan) writes:
> > > |> In article <schumach.725668846@convex.convex.com>, schumach@convex.com
> (Richard A. Schumacher) writes:
> > > |> |> 
> > > |> |> >>>>>So there's this new ad on North-American tv for Pepto-Bismol
> fast-acting
> > > |> |> >>>>>formula.  The scene involves a man who is having (ahem) abdomi
> distress
> > > |> |> >>>>>during a movie.  He has to leave the movie (and disturb all th
> people in
> > > |> |> >>>>>his row) because of it.  Fortunately Pepto-Bismol comes to the
> rescue.
> > > |> |> >>>>>The last cut shows the happy couple leaving the movie theatre,
> and there
> > > |> |> >>>>>is NOTHING on the movie marquee overhead!!! Here's the rec.hum
> challenge: 
> > > |> |> >>>>>what movie did they see?  What would you have liked to see on 
> marquee?  
> > > |> |> >>>>>How about:  "Logan's Run"?  Any other movie suggestions?
> > > |> |> >>>
> > > |> |> >>>>"Silent and Deadly".
> > > |> |> >>>>"The Black Hole"
> > > |> |> >>>
> > > |> |> >>>"Silent Running" 
> > > |> |> >>>"Run Silent, Run Deep"
> > > |> |> >>>"See You Next Wednesday"
> > > |> |> >>>"Bringing Up Baby"
> > > |> |> >>>"48 Hours"
> > > |> |> >>
> > > |> |> >>The Blob
> > > |> |> >>A River Runs Through It
> > > |> |> >>Squeeze Play
> > > |> |> >>City Slickers
> > > |> |> >>Lethal Weapon
> > > |> |> >>Deliverance
> > > |> |> >
> > > |> |> >Howard's End
> > > |> |> 
> > > |> |> "That Uncertain Feeling"
> > > |> |> "How I Spent My Summer Vacation"
> > > |> |> "Popi"
> > > |> |> "Birth Of A Nation"
> > > |> |> "My Dinner With Andre"
> > > |> |> "Diner"
> > > |> |> "Eating Raoul"
> > > |> |> "Seven Days In May"
> > > |> |> "Some Like It Hot"
> > > |> |> "Night Moves"
> > > |> |> 
> > > |> |> 
> > > |> |> 
> > > |> |> 
> > > |> |> 
> > > |> |> 
> > > |> How about  "King Ralph" ?
> > > 
> > > Two more: "High Anxiety"
> > >           "Blazing Saddles"
> > > 
> > > -- 
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> > >  Mead Data Central  | davidg@meaddata.com                             
> > >  P.O. Box 933       | Any opinions expressed                          
> > >  Dayton, OH  45401  | are mine, not MDC's.
> > 
> > Every Which Way But Loose???
> 
> Cannonball run
> Never say never again

The Shape of Things to Come



Dascoser
From: wstrain@azure.NoSubdomain.NoDomain (Jeff Strain)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: READ MY LIPS...
Date: 4 Jan 1993 18:36:06 GMT
Organization: Texas Instruments Incorporated, Austin
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: azure.ppe.ppd.ti.com

In article <19218@mindlink.bc.ca>, Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca (Robyn Clark) writes:
|>         If there is a moderator on "rec.humor" why the fuck isn't he (she or
|> it) doing his (her or it's) job by removing ALL offensive (non-humourous)
|> material.
|> 
|>         I logon to this group for only one (count 'em, ONE (1)) reason and
|> that's to read humour.  I am getting bloody sick and tired of having to wade
|> through political, religious, and other misc shit.  There is a place for this
|> crap and it's NOT on rec.humor so stick it where it belongs.  I can just
|> imagine what would happen if I attempted to post a nice juicy adult joke to
|> the religious group.
|> 
|>         I know I am NOT alone in this regard so my personal message to any
|> existing moderator is this... do your fucking job and do it properly or find
|> someone that will.
|> 
|>         If I sound slightly pissed off I apologize then I have not got my
|> message across... I am ROYALLY pissed off!  Please forward all flames to me
|> personally at:  Robyn_Clark@mindlink.bc.ca
|> 

So very nice to be a part of a calm, joyful society. Some days just make
me happy to be a member of a rational species...

Robyn, my mother had a favorite saying that she constantly repeated when
I was young(er), "You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar."

That was truly acrid, and this type of "misc shit" is, as you say, offensive.


Regards,

Jeff Strain
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From: vida@mdavcr.mda.ca (Vida Morkunas)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: OXYMORONS
Date: 11 Jan 93 18:14:39 GMT
Organization: Oragnized?  You think I'm organized?

The latest and newest oxymoron on television happened this past weekend,
regarding the new Star-Trek spin-off, Deep Space Nine.  The show had
been "premiering" all week on different networks, but the clincher came
when one of the channels decided to show the pilot for a second time.
The booming voice-over proudly announced:

"Be sure not to miss the ENCORE PREMIERE of Deep Space Nine!!!"
From: vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: interesting christian
Date: 5 Jan 93 08:40:00 GMT
Reply-To: vince.maiocco@satalink.com (Vince Maiocco)
Organization: Datamax/Satalink Connection * Ivyland, PA (215) 443-9434

EP>   Then there's Larue Walker.

Pardon me, but could you explain this one for a braindead conference 
participant?  Oh, no!  It's not me, it's for a friend of mine who 
doesn't get it<G>.
L8r.


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