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From: kutcha@eos.acm.rpi.edu (Phillip Rzewski)
Subject: Disney's Dream Deferred
Summary: head removal going on
Keywords: new, fall
Organization: The Voice of Fate
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 08:56:23 GMT


I was a regular and obsessive AFU reader as of about a year ago. Unfortunately
it got rather time consuming and I had to give it up, but I always kept the
group in mind. Every few months I would download the FAQ and share it with
friends. In addition, while sharing, people would often tell urban legends of
their own which I would store away in my head with intent to one day post them.

Here's one that stuck with me in a big way. Others will probably follow as I
remember them.

Disney's Dream Deferred
-----------------------
This one was originally told to me when a friend was lending me the CD "The
Wonderful and Frightening World of the Fall" by the English group "The Fall".
There is a song on there of this title. Between the unclear lyrics and
basically useless liner notes, I wouldn't have had a clue what it was about if
my friend hadn't explained it to me.

The story goes something like this. One day several years ago at Disney(land?
world?) a person's head got LOPPED off on a ride of some sort. Basically the
ride was moving around and the person's head was ripped off and thrown several
feet away onto the ground right where people are normally standing and watching
or doing whatever people do at Disney(land? world?). Of course, this caused
quite a panic.

Then comes the amusing part. From out of "nowhere" (this hooks up with the
concept of the "underground tunnels" as mentioned in the FAQ) come tons of
(this is how they were described to me) "trauma trained Mickey Mice". In other
words, SEVERAL people in the mouse suits come out, ready to deal with the
situation. They go right to all the children in the crowd and start comforting
them and shielding their eyes from the disaster, as if this was some sort of
"standard procedure".

This could easily be true, based on fact, or absolutely made up. I have no way
of knowing. "The Fall" certainly had nothing to say about it in their liner
notes. The friend who gave me the CD claimed he thought it was true because a
FOAF once told a friend of his that he was there the day it happened. Sounds
like a great basis for an urban legend, hmm?

--
  Phillip Andrew Rzewski                      Internet: kutcha@acm.rpi.edu
             "Don't wait; while you're waiting, you're dying."
                          --- Peter Hammill
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From: acase@reed.edu (Andrew Case)
Subject: Re: Amusing street names
Organization: Reed College, Portland, OR
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 08:16:37 GMT

In article <1993Jan6.013323.11627@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:

>I'm fairly sure I've seen streets that were unofficially named "Malcolm
>X Boulevard," but I couldn't tell you where.

>ted frank                     | thf2@ellis.uchicago.edu 

A while back a group of folks from Reed College changed all the 
signs on one of the Major streets downtown to read "Malcom X {blvd/st/ave}"
or some such. They did a remarkably convincing job of it, too.
Dunno if there has ever been a street officially named that, tho.

......Andrew
Xref: sparky alt.folklore.urban:33455 sci.bio:4861
From: twcaps@tennyson.lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,sci.bio
Subject: Re: My mother the gorilla
Date: 13 Jan 1993 04:43:15 GMT
Organization: Department of Redundancy Department
Reply-To: TWChan@lbl.gov (Terry Chan)
NNTP-Posting-Host: 128.3.12.117

  +scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us (S. Mudgett aka little gator) opines:
  +>In <ll3vnuINN18g@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM>, Peter van der Linden writes:
  +>>common.   Perhaps all primates (inc the Archbishops of York & Cantab)
  +>>have at least 95% of DNA in common.    Perhaps all mammals have at least
  +>>75% in common.   After all, the DNA gives the instructions to build a
  +>>hairy, warm-blooded, four-limbed, live-young-bearing, milk-giving, tongued
  +>>creature, and the rest is just fine-tuning.
  +>whales are mammals, and they don't have four limbs.

PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:
  +
  +Platypi are mammals, and they don't bear live young.

But, they are from Down Under, and like other exceptions that
prove the rule, they are a deviation from commonly held
mammalian traits just as those folks in the Antipodes are.
  
  +Jon "What's a group of platypi called?" Papai

Terry "A plate?" Chan
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From: kasprj@isaac.its.rpi.edu (Jim Kasprzak)
Subject: Re: To one of the Terries, about Crazy Eddie
Reply-To: kasprj@rpi.edu
Organization: The Big Wedge 
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1993 15:25:10 GMT

In article <1993Jan11.050337.21390@nysernet.org>, warren@nysernet.org (Warren Burstein) writes:
|> A while ago, one of the Terries questioned whether Eddie Ansar was
|> still in Israel, and I said that I'd get back to him.  In the meantime
|> I lost the message, but I saw tonight on the 11PM news in New York
|> (I'm visiting from Israel) that he was just returned to the US
|> from Israel.  An article in the NY Times recently said that he agreed
|> to return rather than to fight extradition.

 
 "It's CRRRAAAAAZY Eddie's biggest post-holiday sale EVVVVVVER!!!
 
 "Wevegotcarstereoshomestereoscellularphonesmicrowaveovensvcrstelevisions-
videogamesandcompletehomeentertainmentsystemsallattwentytofiftypercentoff!
 
 "Crazy Eddie - his post-holiday sale prices are INSAAAAAANE!!!"
 
 Sorry, I couldn't resist indulging in a trip down the ol' memory lane.
Crazy Eddie's stores were doing really big business when I lived in 
Connecticut, but I sort of lost track of them when I moved to Troy. 
What happened to the stores when Eddie Antar (I think that's the proper
spelling) got in trouble with the IRS? Did they all close overnight, or
did they have a "Biggest post-our-owner's-bail sale ever!"?
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From: styri@balder.nta.no (YuNoHoo)
Subject: Re: Epileptics and computer games
Organization: Norwegian Telecom Research
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL3
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 93 00:02:57 GMT

I hasten to add to this thread that one of the really Sunday
newspapers (named Sunday-Sunday) just reported that a kid
died from using his Nintendo. Used almost the entire front
page on that one.

Why doesn't these things happen to the people watching MTV Europe?

---
YuNoHoo  "and now, the tragic story about the boy who got a seizure
          wathing the strobe (you the one that alerts traffic signals)
          on a fire engine"
From: bill.duetschler@hal9k.ann-arbor.mi.us (Bill Duetschler) 
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: CD Legends
Date: 3 Jan 93 17:02:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: HAL 9000 BBS, W-NET HQ, Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA
Reply-To: bill.duetschler@hal9k.ann-arbor.mi.us (Bill Duetschler) 
Summary: The Night of the DYNs

Date: 3 Jan 93 21:14:55 GMT

> any suggestions on how to play a cd in reverse?

Yeah, buy a professional grade player like the Technics SLP-1200, with
a pitch control and jog dial.  I see you live in NYC.  They're common
DJ equipment, J&R Music World should sell ''em right next to the
Technics SL1200 turntables and the DJ mixers.  Set you back about $1K.

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From: n9020351@henson.cc.wwu.edu (James Douglas Del-Vecchio)
Subject: Re: enterprise vs. love boat
Organization: Western Washington University
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1993 05:09:18 GMT

PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai) writes:

>Annoying child on ship			Captains	Doctors
>					daughter	son

	My claim to fame:  The annoying child actress aboard the Love 
Boat was a elementary school classmate of my girlfriend at _The Arc_ 
in livermore.


Jim Del Vecchio
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,rec.arts.startrek.misc,talk.bizarre
From: bjackson@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Ben Jackson)
Subject: Re: Sex, the Final Frontier?
Organization: Purdue University Computing Center
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 10:30:55 GMT

In article <1993Jan4.222230.28387@lut.ac.uk> L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk (Lloyd Wood) writes:
>Deep Space 9 - to boldly stay where no man has stayed before.

Actually, there is no voice over during the opening sequence (much to my
suprise).  Of course, the regular (non-premier) episodes might.

Ben "Deep Throat 9 is better than Babylon 5" Jackson
--
"The direction of the eye, so misleading...
 The defection of the soul, nauseously quick." -- Pearl Jam, _Garden_
Ben Jackson, ben@ben.com, bjackson@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
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From: nolan@twg.com (Nolan Hinshaw)
Subject: Re: AFU person of the year?
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban
Reply-To: nolan@twg.com
Organization: Alternately Ficticious Universe
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 20:46:30 GMT


I vote for Trelford Pinkerton, the being who singlehandedly stirred up several
maelstroms of activity in the newsgroup.
(You owe me a pint at the 'House, Pinkie)
--

Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: jmfuchs@unix.amherst.edu (jesse fuchs)
Subject: Re: Babe Ruth Candy Bar
Organization: Amherst College
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL7]
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 08:41:07 GMT

Captain Caveman (itlm013@george.ucdavis.edu) wrote:
> In article <1993Jan8.001923.15230@athena.mit.edu> cmk@athena.mit.edu (Charles M Kozierok) writes:
> >In article <1993Jan7.212029.14746@midway.uchicago.edu> thf2@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
> >>Now, indeed, there was the infamous Reggie bar.
> >
> >infamous? why? did it taste bad? :^)
> 
> Absolutely. It was a peanut and chocolate bar.  *Salted* peanuts.  It was,
> to put it mildly, disgusting.  I quickly spit it out (quite a feat, con-
> sidering I was 12 or 13 at the time, and a veritable Eating Machine) and
> never had one again.
> 
> I don't think they stayed on the market for very long.
	Some player (I forget who - maybe Guidry) said of the Reggie bar, "You
know it's a Reggie bar because when you unwrap it, it starts telling you how
good it is."
> 
> Dennis
> dfcleary@ucdavis.edu

--

"Where imagination is sucked out of children by a cathode ray nipple
 T.V. is the only wet nurse that would create a cripple
 On television, the drug of a nation
 Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation."
				-Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy
From: bspencer@cs.mcgill.ca (Brian SPENCER)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Amusing street names
Date: 4 Jan 93 17:49:22 GMT
Organization: SOCS - Mcgill University, Montreal, Canada

In article <1993Jan4.043732.9537@news.columbia.edu> lasner@watsun.cc.columbia.edu (Charles Lasner) writes:
>In article <1993Jan4.032205.9702@nmsu.edu> dtasman@NMSU.edu (Dan Tasman) writes:
>
>>I personally like harsh, hard-to-pronounce ethnic street names in central  
>>Buffalo, like "Schreck Avenue", "Scrutum Avenue" and "Paderewski Drive".  
>
>In Brooklyn, NY there is a short street called Force Tube Avenue.  And of

Dollard des Ormeaux, a suburb of Montreal, has a street called Hyman
Drive.
From: scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us (S. Mudgett aka little gator)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Organization: gators 'r us
Subject: Re: A chip on the shoulder
Reply-To: scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us
X-Software: HERMES GUS 1.10 Rev. Dec 23 1992
Date: Tue, 12 Jan 1993 08:42:16 -0400
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In <ll40l0INN1am@exodus.Eng.Sun.COM>, Peter van der Linden writes:
>Any guesses on the origin of the phrase "a chip 
>on the shoulder"  -- meaning to be embittered about
>something?
>
>It doesn't seem to have an obvious physical origin, unlike
>all the other chip expressions: fish and chips, when the chips
>are down, a chip off the old blockhead.
>
>Don't anyone suggest a red-hot chip flying from the fire and
>alighting (ha!) on someone's shoulder.
the story i heard(insert motto here) is that if someone wanted to start
a fight, he would put a chip of wood on his shoulder, and dare someone else 
to remove it(could this be the origin of the phrase "knock it off"?).
-- 
-- little gator aka s. mudgett     email: scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us
-- friend of a gator is a friend of mine
From: dbell@cup.portal.com (David J Bell)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: Picric acid?
Date: Wed,  6 Jan 93 12:29:17 PST
Organization: The Portal System (TM)
Distribution: na

BN>: Picric acid was used in most Ontario high school chemistry courses in
BN>: the 1940s and 1950s. The problem with it is that over time (years), the
BN>: stuff crystalizes and becomes _very_ explosive. It's no longer part of
BN>: any cirriculum (sp?) but some of the stuff is still sitting around in
BN>: old labs.


Yeah... In my high school, a friend of mine was *well* known as a 
borderline pyromaniac. When he applied as a Chem lab assistant in his
senior year, they almost laughed in his face; told him that if he
wanted to be a lab assistant, he could damned well accept Biology, and
handle the frogs, instead of blowing up the school. One of the first
tasks they set him was cleaning up and organizing the lab stockroom.
Of course, he found a brand-new, full gallon of picric acid that had
been sitting around so long that no record existed of it... I think
it took him a couple of weeks to carry it all out, a Thermos-full
at a time. Surprisingly enough, no report :{) was ever heard of
him detonating the stuff!

Dave
dbell@cup.portal.com
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Subject: Re: May you live in interesting times...
From: wma@futon.SFSU.EDU (Wei Zhan Ma)
Date: 6 Jan 93 03:36:20 PST
Distribution: na
Organization: San Francisco State University

	Is that what we mean ~{WgVd~} for Chinese curse?  I hope I did 
not pick up a wrong word.
	Actually I am a guy who is living in an interesting time now.  You 
would get a clue from my holidays' fortune cookies.
	Hope you guys have an interesting time too.

	--Wayne's World--

Posted-Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 9:36:01 CST
Received-Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 09:34:46 CST
From: Otto Heuer #3 <ottoh3@cfsmo.honeywell.com>
Subject: origin of which side of the road to drive on
To: alt.folklore.urban
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 93 9:36:01 CST
Organization: Hack-Man's Hangout
X-Disclaimer: I speak for me and not my boss; Honeywell's gain & Usenet's loss
Mailer: Elm [revision: 66.25]
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban


I've now heard two different explanations for why half the  world drives on
the right side of the road and the other hald drives on  the wron...er left
side of the road.  Just curious if anyone knows which (if either) was true.
Or if anyone has heard a DIFFERENT reason...

An old GF was trying to tell me it traced back to the days  of the knights.
When they approached each other on a road, they'd want to have  a weapon in
their right  hand,  and  would shake  hands with  their left  hand, so they
always "drove"  on  the  right  side  of  the  road.    She  didn't have an
explanation for  why  Brits,  et.al.  drive on  the left  (unless the whole
country is filled with southpaws).  :-)

I heard a slightly more believable explanation from Tony  Randall about ten
years ago.    He  claimed  (and  he  has  this  way of  making things sound
believable, even though he probably makes half of it  up on  the spot) that
when roads were first invented (Rome, or  whenever), the  Pope decreed that
there should  be a  standard, and  (apparently arbitrarily)  chose the left
side of  the  road.    Later,  when  Napolean went  a-conquering, being the
sacrilegious person he was :-) he made each  country he  invaded "drive" on
the right side of the road.   He never  made it  to Great  Britain, so they
still follow  the  Pope's rule.   I'd  assume people  in Canada  and the US
picked up the French tradition rather than the British.

                --Otto "HACK-MAN" Heuer     Quayle/Limbeau '96
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From: curt.tucker@ehbbs.gwinnett.com (Curt Tucker) 
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Third Rail Blues
Date: 7 Jan 93 20:07:00 GMT
Distribution: world
Organization: Ed Hopper's BBS - Berkeley Lake, GA - 404-446-9462
Reply-To: curt.tucker@ehbbs.gwinnett.com (Curt Tucker) 

Time to change this one to T?

>Tb.People (mostly guys) have been electrocuted pissing on a subway's 3rd rail.

Chuck Shepherd's "News of the Weird:"

  In October, the Illinois Supreme Court reinstated a $1.5
  million verdict against the Chicago Transit Authority in a 1977
  wrongful death lawsuit.  The family of Korean immigrant Sang
  Yeul Lee had sued CTA for inadequate warnings after Sang, who
  was drunk, was electrocuted as he urinated on the electrified
  "third rail." --(Copyright 1993 Universal Press Syndicate.)

[as printed in Atlanta weekly, "Creative Loafing," 1/9/93]

--Curt--                          curt.tucker@ehbbs.gwinnett.com
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From: j_manes@vger.nsu.edu
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
Subject: Re: African-American-top
Date: 6 Jan 93 20:27:15 GMT

In article <1993Jan04.060338.27349@rose.com>, bill.dehaan@rose.com (bill dehaan) writes:
> Date Entered: 01-04-93 00:50
> In message <mjenkins.725757417@cunews>, mjenkins@alfred.carleton.ca
> (Michael Jenkinson) writes:
> 
> MJ>Unfortunately, this resulted in "blacktop" (as in asphalt) becoming
> MJ>"African-Americantop", a "black-and-white issue" becoming an
> MJ>"African-American-and-white issue", etc.
> 
> MJ>Needless to say, the professor was rather upset.
> 
> MJ>But as I say, every time I tell this story, people throw "UL" in my
> MJ>face. I admit it has a lot of UL tendencies....
> 
> MJ>Anyone else heard this one before?


Many years ago I read a story of something similar happening in a newspaper
account of some crime.  The reporter wrote a line about a woman in the news
story who was 'arranging her stays"  (the little devices that used to hold
up a woman's hosiery, before the advent of pantyhose).  His editor, who had
not read the entire story, didn't like 'stays' and told the reporter to 
substitute the word 'remains' instead, leading to the more interesting story
about a woman who was 'adjusting her remains'.......
 
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From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: Re: terry awards
Organization: The Ohio State University
 <C0Dwo7.3uK@panix.com>
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1993 16:25:42 GMT

In article <C0Dwo7.3uK@panix.com>,ilaine@panix.com (Liz Stokes) writes:
In article <1993Jan4.231016.8865@nezsdc.icl.co.nz> derek@nezsdc.icl.co.nz (Derek


 Tearne) writes:
>>If someone got a pair of scissors out in a subway most people would run
>>away very quickly!
>	naaah, I take scissors out on the subway all the time. Guess the
>embroidery frame makes me look harmless.

	I hear Liz uses Terry cloth for her embroidery.

ObUL: Left handed scissors usually don't help sinister people,
because the handle is changed, but the blades aren't, so they
still block the view of the fabric being cut.

Jon "Crochet or croquet with wire hoops?" Papai
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban
From: PAPAI@kcgl1.eng.ohio-state.edu (Jonathan Papai)
Subject: Re: SNAFU list
Organization: The Ohio State University
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 8 Jan 1993 04:54:31 GMT

datepper@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (David Aaron Tepper) writes:
------
>If you wake up and don't want to smile, if it takes | Dear Lord, give
>just a little while, open your eyes and look at the | me chastity...
>day, you'll see things in a different way. Don't    |    but not yet.
>stop thinking about tomorrow.       --Fleetwood Mac | --St. Augustine

Speaking of bad popular music, I saw in today's newspaper
that F.M. is going to perform this and other songs at one of the
Inaugural functions in DC.  It took Democrats to bring a F.M.
revival.

ObPompousMusicUL: YYZ by Rush starts with YYZ in morse code.

-J.
--
Dont know enough music to put |  Saints presarvus.
lyrics here.  -?              |    --Mrs. Jarvis

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From: vail@tegra.com (Johnathan Vail)
Subject: Re: Sex, the Final Frontier?
Followup-To: alt.folklore.urban,misc.test,rec.arts.startrek.misc,talk.bizarre
Organization: Tegra-Varityper, Inc. Billerica, MA
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 1993 23:09:39 GMT


In article <1993Jan4.222230.28387@lut.ac.uk> L.H.Wood@lut.ac.uk writes:


   Deep Space 9 - to boldly stay where no man has stayed before.

   (Hyuk, Hyuk!)



All right, enough is enough.  Who forgot to wipe their feet when they
came in to talk.bizarre?


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From: zaphod@src4src.linet.org (Steve Wechsler)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban,alt.folklore.college
Subject: Re: Architect Suicides
Date: 8 Jan 93 17:02:36 GMT
Organization: The Source for Source

In article <1993Jan7.182142.11816@crd.ge.com> meltsner@crd.ge.com writes:

>And there's the story of the engineering or architecture student at
>MIT that had his thesis rejected because he showed the campus's Kresge
>Auditorium's roof would crumble and collapse.  Twenty years later, it
>got darn close to doing just that because of water infiltrating under
>the lead sheathing.

>Checking the index of theses wouldn't help because it was rejected, so
>it stays a legend.

This may be more than legend.  I remember taking a tour of MIT when I
was a college hopeful (no, I didn't get in) about 10 years ago, and
the tour guide mentioned that story.  S/he also said that the author
of the thesis was finally awarded his degree.

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