From: werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner)
Subject: Re: SPAM
Organization: University of Nebraska at Omaha
Date: Tue, 15 Dec 1992 01:55:11 GMT

djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu  writes:
> In article <1992Dec11.170843.3763@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) writes:
> .djohnson@cayenne.gac.edu  writes:
> .> In article <1992Dec10.172025.6623@news.unomaha.edu> werewolf@cwis.unomaha.edu (Eric E. Buckner) yellows:
> .> .s14109jo@UMASSD.EDU writes:
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMIPAMSPAM	    SPAMDONTSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMLIKESPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMMIKESPAM	    SPAMPALINPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMDIEDSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM 	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAM	    SPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAM		SPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .> 	SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
> .> .>
> .> .> 		THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON SPAM..
> .> .> 			ANY QUESTIONS?
> .> .>
> .> .Yes, why is my brain shaped like an "I"?
> .>
> .> Ooo!!! You'd like to know that, now wouldn't you?  Well, we won't have
> .> that sorta question 'ere!  Nope, we don't like your kind!  In fact, if
> .> you don't get your lousy, question-askin', barfpile corpse outta here,
> .> we're gonna GIVE YOU FLOWERS!  Be off, then!
> 
> .No.  You wouldn't dare...You can't be that cruel...not FLOWERS!
> .ohgodpleasenottheflowersIcan'tstandflowers...roses,pansies,daffodills,snap-
> .dragons,pagonias,Africanviolets,thelarch,themightyScotspine,thefir,the
> .limpingrudetreeofNigeria....
> .I...I...I never wanted my brain shaped like an "I."  I just wanted a brain
> .shaped like, like, like GINA
> 
> Well, yer to late!  I stopped over at the FLORIST today and...and...AND!!!
> 
> 		            _ 	 _
> 		           ( )	( )
> 		       	   //____\\
>       a flower ->  WW     |        |
> 		    \<>   |  6  6  |	    _______
> 		   <>\    | \____/ | 	 __/	   \_
>         	      \__  \__ 	  /    _/      __    \____
>           a dan ->    (_ \__\  	  \___/	 \ \__/  \_       \____//
>  	                \____\            \ \      / /         /
>        	       	       	      \__\ \_____/| |     / / \___\ \_/	 _   /
>    \    	                 | |   \ / /   	  | | |  | \ \	  \ //\
> ____\\/__\/_________._.\//______(__)__._(__)_____(__)_)_(__(__)___o\/____
> 
> 
> 
> 
> .> .Eric aka the brain contortionist
> .>
> .> Dan aka My brain is shaped like aluminum siding, but I usually keep it
> .> in the cupboard, so you can't see it.
> .Eric aka I already know what aluminum siding looks like, and I'm lookin' at
> .some Right Now.
> 
> Dan aka Oh bugger!  It's gotten loose again!  See if you can get it to
> stay for tea...I'll be over there with a net as soon as I can get my
> head un-stuck.

Never!  Not after you gave me an fl-fl-fl (oh, you know.  I just can't say the 
"f" word).

Eric aka just where did you get your head stuck anyway???

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