From: steveso@wpi.WPI.EDU (Steven C Sousa)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.pro-wrestling
Subject: WWF Superstars 01/02
Date: 2 Jan 1993 18:48:37 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
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	This week's commentators: McMahon, Lawler, and Randy Savage

Mr. Perfect v. Berzerker w/o Fuji
	They start off trading chops, then they criss-cross leading to Perfect
drop kicking Berzerker out of the ring. Berzerker gets back in, and takes the
offense with a head butt to Perfect's gut. Whip to turnbuckle, Perfect reverses
and charges in. Berzerker moves out of the way! Ouch, Perfect rams his shoulder
into steel post. Berzerker at this point goes outside and takes his sword. Oh
my God, he's taking a swing at Perfect's head! Luckily, Perfect moves out of 
the way and Berzerker nails the post. That had to sting! At this point, who
shows up at ringside but Ric Flair, distracting Perfect enough to let Berzerker
gain the advantage. After a commercial break during which Flair was taken away
from ringside, Berzerker pulls Perfect back in the ring and does his patented
chest slam. 1...2... no! Perfect kicks out. Berzerker throws Perfect into ropes
and drops his head for a back drop. Can you guess what comes next? Yes, that's
right, Perfect locks Berzerker in the Perfectplex to win it. I was sort of
dissapointed that he didn't say, "now you're gonna see.." I suppose now that
he's a face he can't showboat as much. 
	Lawler, "I hear Perfect has a phone that doesn't ring, it applauds."

Update with Mean Gene
	Bobby Heenan talks bad about Perfect, then says at Royal Rumble, he
will unveil someone who will be truly perfect and will show Hennig what a
lousy wrestler he his. The wrestler's name: Narcissus
	Mean Gene reads from a dictionary that a narcissus is conceited and
unusually preoccupied with himself. Could this be Lex Luger? Narcissus? 

Yokozuna v. George Anderson
	McMahon & Savage, "No one has ever knocked him off his feet."
	Inset interview from Earthquake, who is not happy to be the 2nd biggest
entry into Royal Rumble. Will eliminate Yokozuna.
	Yokozuna wins with butt splash.

Promos: Hart for ICOPRO, WWF wrestling figures, Savage, "Chii-ips ?!?"..etc.

WWF Mania will debut next week, so they show us a brief clip from next week's
show of an interview during which Ramon is viciously attacking Owen Hart.

Marty Jannetty v. Tom Stone
	Clown shows up with bucket.
	Jannetty looks very sharp and wins with fist drop. Could we get Marty
a new finsher please?
	After match, Jannetty proves he is still afraid of water when the Clown
winds up at him, but the bucket is empty! Too funny!

Damien DeMentalCase v. Mitch Bishop
	Demento hears voices in his head telling him what to do.
	All three talking heads speculate about who is talking to Damien with
heavy religious/satanic innuendo.
	After Demento wins, Lawler debuts the "Magistrator" Just like the 
Brain Scan. He draws a picture of who HE thinks is giving orders to Demento.
It's the Clown. What?

RR Report
	Bret Hart is not pleased that Ramon beat up his brother. Now their
match at Royal Rumble is personal. Hart family will get revenge.
	Already in Royal Rumble: (all caps denote predictable comments from 
that wrestler.
	Savage, Undertaker, DIBIASE, IRS, Mr. Perfect, Bob Backlund, Berzerker
Yokozuna, Tatanka, RIC FLAIR
	Added this week:
Lawler, Earthquake, Carlos Colon, Crush, Papa Shango, Rick Martel.
Steiners v. Beverly's

Crush v. Dave Sigfrids
	The big confrontation we've all been waiting for finally happens when
the clown comes down the aisle. He's got a ball which he throws at the
humanoids, but it's on the end of a string so it misses MOST of the kids.
	Crush won the match, I think, I was ROTF so I missed it, but afterwards
Crush has a few word with Clown, who tries the ball-on-a-string trick on Crush
Crush grabs Clown by the arm, who is visibly afraid of Crush. Crush eventually
walks away to the locker rooms. As soon as Crush is gone, Clown is ROTF.

Promos: GI Joe, Savage with the Slim Jim thing again, T2 video games

Next Week: Bam Bam, Undertaker, Kamala, debut of Steiners.

Raymond interviews Crush.
	Crush, "It's OK if you humiliate wrestlers, but when you pick on the
fans, I get angry. You'd better watch yourself, Broddah!"

No Slick this week. Also no mention from Savage that HE used to be king of the
WWF. Also no visible bruises on Vince :)

Sorry there's no Challenge recap this week. Apparently the Boston station has
either changed the time or dropped it entirely. Either way I missed it. Also a
reminder that I'm going to see a live show next Saturday afternoon, so someone
should fill in for me, unless the regular guy returns in time.
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