HDTenEightyP/NetNews huggingface dataset:
From: jac@doe.carleton.ca (James A. Cherry)
Subject: Re: Lipstick
Keywords: dumb, stoopid, warlord
Organization: Dept. of Electronics, Carleton University
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 17:14:27 GMT


Here's a couple from soc.feminism, both on the subject of lipstick.
bickis@skmath3.pa.dec.com (M. Bickis) writes:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bickis@math.usask.ca<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Mik Bickis       \,,,       .*#*.  \    University of Saskatchewan
Department of        \,,,  ^\\|//^  ```\   Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Mathematics & Statistics \   )|(        ```\   Canada      S7N 0W0
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<S|A|S|K|A|T|C|H|E|W|A|N|>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(>'s omitted or they'd conflict)  That sure is one ugly pufferfish barphic
in the middle there.

Then gcf@panix.com (Gordon Fitch) writes:

> )*(    Gordon Fitch    )*(    gcf@panix.com    )*(
>( 1238 Blg. Grn. Sta.,  NY NY 10274 * 718.273.5556 )

Um, 'scuse me, Gordo, but what the hell is Blg. Grn. Sta.?  I mean, what
the hell is it?  I've searched through /usr/dict/words, and here are the
possibilities for each:

BLG:
backlog battleground belligerent belong belying bestselling bibliography
bilge bilingual biology blight blockage bludgeon bluegill bluegrass
bluestocking bocklogged bodybuilding bootleg bootlegged bootlegger bootlegging
bremsstrahlung bricklaying bulge bulldog bullfrog

GRN:
gradient grain grainy grammarian granary grand grandchild grandchildren
granddaughter grandeur grandfather grandiloquent grandiose grandma
grandmother grandnephew grandniece grandpa grandparent grandson grandstand
granite granitic granny granola grant grantee grantor granular granulate
granule grapevine grassland graven gravestone green greenery greengrocer
greenhouse greenish greensward greenware greenwood gremlin grenade greyhound
gridiron grievance griffin grin grind grindstone groan groin ground groundsel
groundskeep groundwork grown grownup grunt gryphon

STA:
stab stabile stable stableman stablemen staccato stack stadia
stadium staff stag stage stagecoach stagestruck stagnant stagnate stagy staid
stain stair staircase stairway stairwell stake stalactite stale stalemate
stalk stall stallion stalwart stamen stamina staminate stammer stamp stampede
stance stanch stanchion stand standard standby standeth standoff standpoint
standstill stank stannic stannous stanza staph staphylococcus staple star
starboard starch starchy stardom stare starfish stargaze stark starlet
starlight starling start startle startup starvation starve stash stasis state
stater stateroom statesman statesmanlike statesmen statewide static
stationarity stationary stationery stationmaster statistician stator statuary
statue statuette stature status statute statutory staunch stave stay stayed

So, lemme see, "Bootlegged Greenhouse Stationmaster"?  "Bricklaying,
Grandiloquent Starfish"?  "Bodybuilding Granular Stamen"?  I'm still trying...
--
James A. Cherry                                         "Deal with it, pal!"
From: llama@huey.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: 7th floor drop
Date: 8 Sep 92 07:25:22 GMT
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

in a rousing alt.folklore.college discussion of "people i've known (or
known people who've known, or heard of, or heard of people who've
heard of, or...) who've jumped off tall things and either gone splat
or survived" [notable to this point for the quote "cleanest suicide
i've ever seen"], JA (h2m@vax5.cit.cornell.edu) wrote:

[guy who went splat and survived and woman who landed on raccoon story
deleted, for obvious reasons. :'s removed for different obvious reasons]

anyway.... back to the machine compnent design homework.....
later
justin
 
              _____        |Justin 'Ja' Norfleet    h2m@vax5.cit.cornell.edu
             /    /        |Mechanical Engineering  bv582@cleveland.freenet.edu
            /    /         |Cornell University      DISCLAIMER:My opinions are
   ____    /    / _______  |
  /   /   /    / /  ___  | |NYS EMS CFR             FF Co. 9 Ithaca FD
 /   /___/    / /  /  /  | |"A great memory does not make a mind any more than
/            / /  /__/   | |a dictionary makes a piece of literature"
\___________/  \______/\_\ |                        Anonymous

it's not the buaf (though you gotta wonder why his nickname is the
german for "yes"), it's not the existential disclaimer. it's the
enigmatic acronyms and abbreviations that make this a work of art. the
one on the right looks like a scriptural reference to some bizarre new
york religion.

stick with the machine components.

--
sine nomine      |a ghastly buaf does not make a sig attractive any
debbie martinson |more than an obscure quote makes it intelligent
From: dombart@muli.saar.de (John Raoul Dombart)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Riddles/One liners Wanted
Date: 5 Sep 92 1:2:15 GMT

llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine) once wrote....
>in rec. humor, Ian Chen (iac1@ra.msstate.edu) wrote:
[er...funny something deleted]
>: -- 
>: ##   ##  ######  #####   #        #    #    #
>: # # # #  #       #    #  #        #    ##   #             #
>: #  #  #  #####   #    #  #        #    # #  #         ##   # 
>: #     #  #       #####   #        #    #  # #              #
>
>the sig bears no apparent relation to his name, school, subject...
>i guess it's an acronym, but i dunno if i wanna know what it means.

Naaaw. Dont you see its Merlin the Magician and his rubber duckie
sinking into the deathly swamps of Moghnabrzdavnghonia ?

R.D.


----
  /\ muli - may unexpected love increase
 /..\ FTRM !
/_\/_\ dombart@muli.saar.de
From: meachem@acsu.buffalo.edu (The Meach)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Fergie pictures, ftp site.
Date: 8 Sep 92 18:04:06 GMT
Organization: UB

In article <6783@pharaoh.cyborg.bt.co.uk> ian@pharaoh.cyborg.bt.co.uk (Speed Freak) writes:
>leveret@spuddy.uucp (Nick Leverton) writes:
>
>>In alt.just.talking.about.looking we find this wonderful BUAF:
>
>What is a BUAF ?
>
>-- 
>Ian Crocker 					ian@cyborg.bt.co.uk

Definitely a point for Nick, George!
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: rwd4f@poe.acc.Virginia.EDU (Rob Dobson)
Subject: K*nt Paul Dolan
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 18:38:56 GMT


From: dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil (Kent Paul Dolan)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre

****Amazingly, I didnt see Kent on the list of frequently warlorded.
    This is worse/better than his normal sig.........

--
Kent, the man much too far from xanth.
Kent Paul Dolan, C.S.C. contractor to Fleet Numerical Oceanography Center,
Monterey, California.  Making the world safe for tropical cyclones.
                       ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
                       I suppose you thought that was a typo?
                       Xanthian Tropical Cyclone Day Care Center
                       and Breeding Grounds is a wholly owned
                       subsidiary of X Industries.

"R"eply in email or news fails frequently due to mail map problems; try:
xanthian@well.sf.ca.us  dolan@nrlmry.navy.mil  uunet!noarlw!xenon!dolan
                        ^-----Preferred-----^
Any opinions among all those valuable free facts above are mine alone.

I only see replies via email, until this site acquires news in 1993.
(Well, except for my minor "news by email" abuses of the net.)


16 lines, 3 email adresses, a paragraph indented.....

-rob

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Why did the Buddha come from India to China?
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 20:37:32 GMT

In article <1992Sep12.012002.10640@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>People not clear on the concept:
>
>In newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,alt.sex,talk.bizarre,rec.pets,alt.fan.warlord
>mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (me) writes:
>
>[A _really_ ugly barphic with trailing spaces, evidently of his _own_
>design]
>
>To quote captain.talk.bizarre.butt.cheese, 
>"Keep this crap out of alt.fan.warlord"
>

The trailing spaces were bmta's fault, and obviously you don't get that damn
bunny up in Canada. It made a great .sig.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Random Hacker, Cornell Engineering and Theory Center 
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
From: llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Fuel misers
Date: 14 Sep 92 09:02:07 GMT
Distribution: alt
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL5

we have a new front-runner for this year's internet academy awards in
the cateogory of people not clear on the concept. in
alt.folklore.urban, ending an article that almost made sense, Jon
Randolph in Houston (ttech1@jetson.uh.edu) signed:

:                              , , , , , , , , , , , 
:                             -----------------------
:                            |     Jon Randolph      |
:                            | ttech1@jetson.uh.edu <|
:                            |      (micro-sig)      |
:                             -----------------------  
:                              ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' 

seven lines, whitespace you could drive a truck through, a truly
bletcherous border (including a vaguely unsettling fringe), a
superfluous <, and the oxymoronic label.

one shudders to imagine the maxi- version.

--
sine nomine      | life is messy.
debbie martinson | don't get any on me.
From: liz@wpi.WPI.EDU (Mistress Elizabeth)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: How to relieve menstural cramp
Date: 15 Sep 1992 23:21:36 GMT
Organization: WPI - so much stress we're giving it away
NNTP-Posting-Host: wpi.wpi.edu

In article <00960A71.A34E5380@EA.USL.EDU> merciermd@EA.USL.EDU (Lusty Yeller Wench) writes:
>
>@   -(-{@ @}-}- -(-{@ @}-}- -(-{@ @}-}-  -(-{@ @}-}- -(-{@ @}-}- -(-{@    @
>@  Marisstella Mercier                  \ "Lemme graze into your veldt,   @   
>@  University of Southwestern Louisiana \  Lemme stomple your albino,     @
>@  VAX account : merciermd@ea.usl.edu   \  Lemme nibble on your buds,     @
>@  When I think of you, I kiss my wall. \  I'm your love rhino."          @
>@                  Neema Mercier, age 9 \                 -DEATHTONGUE    @
>@ {@ @} {@ @} {@ @} {@ @} {@ @} {@ @} {@ @} {@ @} {@ @} {@ @} {@ @} {@ @} @
>

The DEATHTONGUE quote is k0ol, but that border just has to go!  *gag*


						--Liz

::::::::::::::::::::                                     :::::::::::::::::
 Liz Stewart      ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Today's Mood
 liz@wpi.wpi.edu :   "Her mind is Tiffany twisted..."      : she got the
 Venus on IRC   ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Mercedes bends
::::::::::::::::                                             :::::::::::::
From: swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Steve Buffum)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Supernova II
Date: 9 Sep 92 14:24:08 GMT
Organization: Just Some Guy


	It's time to play...GUESS THE HIERARCHY!

	Our first contestant today comes from beautiful Goteborg, Sweden!
We know because he's graciously told us in his .sig!  Tommy Lindqvist, fire
when ready!

In article <13986@chalmers.se> d7tommy@dtek.chalmers.se (Tommy Lindqvist) writes:
>Real name:		  | There is a theory that states:
>d7tommy@dtek.chalmers.se  | "If anyone ever finds out what the universe really
>			  |  is for , it will disappear and be replaced with 
>Fantasy world adress:	  |  something even more bizaarly inexplicable."
>Tommy Lindqvist		  | There is another that states:
>Julaftonsgatan 36	  | "This has already happened..........."
>S - 415 14  GOTEBORG	  | 
>SWEDEN			  | -- "Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy."

	Ooooooooh, a little tab damage there, Tom, but a good effort
nonetheless.  Okay, we have conflicting clues here: the address, and the
big, long quote...

	Go ahead, contestants!  A hint: it's not talk.bizaar...
--
Steve Buffum           | The Meach had nothing to do with it.
swb@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: klm@gozer.mv.com (Kevin L. McBride)
Subject: Re: K*nt Paul Dolan
Organization: GhostBuster Central - Southern NH Usenet Access, Nashua, NH
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 92 19:35:04 GMT

No.  Don't Do It.

Just leave K*nt alone.

The last 2 times someone has attempted to taunt K*nt, he decided to
force a re-org of their newsgroups down their throats.

Just ask the people of com.sys.amiaga.* and rec.arts.startrek.* if
they'd like to relive that experience again.

The startrek groups were practically unusable and unwarlordable for
nearly 6 months.

Would you like to see alt.fan.warlord split into a hierarchy of 6
subgroups?  No, I didn't think so.  Take my advice and steer clear of
the manic depressive man much too far from xanth.  Amuse yourself with
the things he writes, but don't taunt him.

Thank you.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: WIZARD's Up-Hill Bicycle Scene EXPLAINED!
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 20:16:16 GMT

In article <1992Sep5.112335.17075@tigger.jvnc.net> of alt.fan.mike-jittlov,
rec.bicycles and alt.cult-movies,
keithd@bigguy.timeplex.com (Keith Dickinson) writes:
>
>L8r G8r
> Keith
>          __     Fidonet : 1:3603/75 [(813) 535-5777 HST/V32bis/V42bis]
>         /  \    Internet: nanook@psycho.FIDONET.ORG
>        / oo|\     or    : keithd@bigguy.timeplex.com
>       (_\  |_)  UUCP    : myrddin!tct!psycho!keith jvnc.net!bigguy!keithd 
>  _    /__\@'__  USnail  : Timeplex, 16550 Bay Vista Dr, Clearwater FL, 34620 
> //   / |     |
>((   /  | (*) |  "Speak UUCP Fido, Speak!"
> \\/  \ |__U__|     ______
>  \   /_ || \\_    / FIDO \  psycho is a FREE gateway for mail between
>   \____)|_) \_)  (________) Usenet and FidoNet. For info write to Root.
>"Gee Fido, I don't think we're in a DOS environment any more!" - Dorothy


>        / oo|\     or    : keithd@bigguy.timeplex.com
                                   ^^^^^^

Man after my own heart.


--
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
(c) 1992 Witless One-Line Followups Ltd.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: bigdave@texas.tdd.sj.nec.com (David Sweeney  x2987)
Subject: Re: [misc.forsale,misc.forsale.computers,alt.sex,alt.drugs,misc.kids,rec.music.gdead,rec.music.phish,rec.music.misc,news.groups,alt.flame,alt.culture.usenet]  Re: Fuck You All
Organization: NEC-AM TDD, San Jose, California
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 20:35:31 GMT

johny@cogs.sussex.ac.uk (Lord Yak Da Hairy) writes:
>In article <BuBuDB.2nw@news.larc.nasa.gov> avik@icase.edu (Avik Banerjee) writes:
>:            ___ __    _ ______  __
>:           /   || |  / /| || | / /
>:          / /| || | / / | || |/ /
>:         / / | || |/ /  | || |\ \
>:        /_/  |_||___/   |_||_| \_\
>:  		@icase.edu
>:-----------------------------------------------
>:|"Only the insane have strength to prosper.   |
>:| Only those that prosper judge what is sane."|
>:-----------------------------------------------
>:
>:	
>:
>
>Whew! Whatta crosspost!
>
>Now then, BUAF, tab damage, and 3 lines of cunningly hidden whitespace. All
>adds up to a big YUK!

On a related note:

In article <BuCLBA.MtK@acsu.buffalo.edu> of alt.games.sf2,
v060p9rr@ubvmsb.cc.buffalo.edu (SYS$LOGIN:SIGNATURE.TXT) writes:
[>'s removed for comic relief]

    [][][][]   [] [][] []    []  ***********************************************
   []     []  [] [] [] [][]  []  *  EVAN CHAN  V060P9RR@UBVMS.CC.BUFFALO.EDU   *
  [][][][][] [] [][][] [] [] []  *  DELTA GAMMA TAU------SPANKY                *
 []       [][] []   [] []  [][]  *  "GHETTO BLASTER" JIMMY                     *
[][][][][][]  []    [] []    []  *  "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY" VINNY     *
                                 ***********************************************


Friends, possibly?

-- 
Dave Sweeney     bigdave@tdd.sj.nec.com
I understand it's obligatory to mention the Meach in one's postings.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: daniel@csgi64.dcs.leeds.ac.uk (D N Crow)
Subject: Re: The First Annual RUSH (or NMS?) Convention.
Organization: School of Computer Studies, University of Leeds
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1992 14:33:05 GMT
X-Posted-From: csgi64.leeds.ac.uk
X-Posted-Through: sol.ctr.columbia.edu

Over in alt.music.rush, them bunch of wierdos, wankers and general dross
are trying to organise a RUSH convention. Ahhh... how sweet. Anyway, in
amongst that wonderful thread (hey, I'll be there if they get this thing
going), is this little gem of an article <BuFE1s.Ip@mentor.cc.purdue.edu>, 
by fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu (Andy Fulton):
>   I, too vote Toronto for the convention.  I live pretty far away, but I have
> wanted to make a "pligrimage" there fore some time, just to see the home which
> nurtured the Greatest Band In Existence into being.  I, for one, would be
               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

a ha, a ha, a ha

> willing to go this great distance to congregate with hundreds (thousands?) of
> other Rush fans.
> 
>   Cost: $0.02.
> 
>   \/ (Peace), [] (Love), & :) (Happiness),
>   Andy Fulton
> 
>   "Who can face the knowledge that the truth is not the truth?"
>                                                   - N. Peart
>   Andy Fulton
>   fultonja@feserve.cc.purdue.edu
> 

Let's play: where does that sig start... And what is all that gibberish in
there?

-- 
Dan Crow
daniel@scs.leeds.ac.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: Miller/Moore bibliographies
Organization: Two rooms filled with typography, in downtown Boston
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 07:33:46 GMT

In article <88463@netnews.upenn.edu> weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener) writes:
>I like it.  Terje just forwards a request, .signature and all.  Kibo--
>do you want to ask Terje to post an article for you?  (Since he did not
>include his actual address, it's malmedal@dxcern.cern.ch.)

Naah.  Being Swiss, he's probably post it in Helvetica or Univers or
Frutiger or some other grody Neo-Grotesk like them.

I'd much prefer to have someone from Czechoslovakia or Holland do it.

							-- K.
From: urf@icl.se (Urban F)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Emailing Ice Land
Date: 5 Sep 92 18:24:26 GMT
Organization: None. On USENET I speak only for myself.
X-Alt.reply-Address: n.g.u.fredriksson.swe2001@oasis.icl.co.uk

yaz@phoenix.oulu.fi (Tuomas K Kaikkonen) signs:

>--
>Tuomas K.Kaikkonen   yaz@phoenix.oulu.fi  Here ,._/\
>Taidonkaari 1 E 36   Tel:+358-81-5546081   I __`.  |
>SF-90570 OULU        (_/ _  __            Live  /  |
>FINLAND               I I-I /_                 |___/




He lives in a squashed paper bag?

I wonder who made him do that un-symmetrical "Y", and why he thinks
he needs a BUAF that spells out "YAZ", when it isn't his name, nor
initials.
-- 
 Urban Fredriksson   urf@icl.se
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au (Catherine Weller)
Subject: Re: Noseguy Source Code
Organization: Griffith University, Brisbane, Australia.
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 92 00:46:42 GMT

neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers) writes:

>In local.mail.xpert, kwj@edu.iastate (kwj) signs:
>>
>>-- kwj
>>
>>()  ()
>> \oo/
>> =||=    What's for dinner?
>> {__}
>>

>Time for another round of WHAT-THE-FUCK-IS-THAT?!

My guess: Roadkill du jour!  this ->  =||= representing the flattened bit with
tire marks. Now if only we could run over his sig...

Cath.
cweller@gucis.cit.gu.edu.au
no bart, no buaf, no stupidquote(tm). Has been prooven to be cancerous to rats.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: mdw@theory.TC.Cornell.EDU (Matt Welsh)
Subject: Re: Sexual orientation?
Organization: Cornell Theory Center
Date: Wed, 16 Sep 1992 02:40:03 GMT

In article <1992Sep16.021203.3655@sbcs.sunysb.edu> neilb@scs.leeds.ac.uk (Neil Bowers) writes:
>In article <1992Sep15.174329.16120@geovision.gvc.com> pt@geovision.gvc.com writes:
>>Anybody know why just about every homosexual or bisexual on the net has to
>>advertise the fact with an upsidedown triangle in their .signature?
>>(Yes, I know why a pink triangle denotes homosexuality, what I'm asking is
>>why they all have to advertise it?)
>
>KEEP THIS HOMOPHOBIC CRAP OUTTA ALT.FAN.WARLORD!

Er... you forgot to include your upside-down triangle .signature. Please
repost. Thanks.

mdw

-- 
Matt Welsh    mdw@tc.cornell.edu        +1 607 253 2737
Systems Programmer, Cornell Theory Center
  "I'll eat anything that's BRIGHT BLUE!!"
From: gryphon@rajeesh.WPI.EDU (M-5)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: Fuel misers
Date: 15 Sep 1992 02:14:42 GMT
Organization: RecursionCo.: We'll do it again and again and again and again a
Distribution: alt
NNTP-Posting-Host: rajeesh.wpi.edu

In article <79685@ut-emx.uucp> llama@pooh.cc.utexas.edu (sine nomine) writes:
>we have a new front-runner for this year's internet academy awards in
>the cateogory of people not clear on the concept. in
>alt.folklore.urban, ending an article that almost made sense, Jon
>Randolph in Houston (ttech1@jetson.uh.edu) signed:
>
>:                              , , , , , , , , , , , 
>:                             -----------------------
>:                            |     Jon Randolph      |
>:                            | ttech1@jetson.uh.edu <|
>:                            |      (micro-sig)      |
>:                             -----------------------  
>:                              ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' 
>
>seven lines, whitespace you could drive a truck through, a truly
>bletcherous border (including a vaguely unsettling fringe), a
>superfluous <, and the oxymoronic label.
>

None of that is superfluous...look at it.  It's a diagram of a microchip.
The fringe is the pins, and the < is not superfluous, but the notch that
shows the front of the chip...the whitespace is to keep it to scale (if it 
was to scale and all the way across it'd be well-night 20 lines deep).

Nice art, but it _is_ a silly idea.

Nonetheless, I kinda like it.

--G.

   Natural Progressions to be Found in the English Language:
         .MMWWWWRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEeee            (508)755-4675
        :                          e      14 Dover St. #2B, Worc. MA 01609
      .:  gryphon@world.std.com     ee
cat .:    Benjamin D. Hutchins        eeow........................catapult

Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Is there a PDP-11 (or 8, or...) Emulator?
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 00:51:03 GMT

In alt.folklore.computers, dsiebert@icaen.uiowa.edu (Doug Siebert) signs:

>-- 
>/-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\
>| Doug Siebert                             | "I don't have to take this abuse |
>| Internet:  dsiebert@isca.uiowa.edu       |  from you - I've got hundreds of |
>| NeXTMail:  dsiebert@chop.isca.uiowa.edu  |  people waiting in line to abuse |
>|     ICBM:  41d 39m 55s N, 91d 30m 43s W  |  me!"  Bill Murray, Ghostbusters |
>\-----------------------------------------------------------------------------/

Oh - ICBM address.  Haven't seen one of those in 4 years or so.  Handy if we
decide to take any _serious_ action against that border.

"I don't have to take this abuse from you - I've got hundreds of newsgroups
with people hovering over the F key to abuse me"

-- 
Paul Tomblin
I'm still waiting for the Meach to make me do it.
From: tim@crash.canon.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord
Subject: Re: GAPS release 5.01
Date: 15 Sep 92 13:41:41 GMT
Organization: me myself and i

In alt.sources, nyh@gauss.technion.ac.il (Nadav Har'El) signs, and even
worse, doesn't post any code:
|
|
|---
|Nadav Har'El                         | ######  ########     # | <-- Sorry if
|Email: nyh@gauss.technion.ac.il      |      #       #       # |    you can't
|Department of Mathematics, Technion  |      #       #       # |    read Hebrew.
|Israel Institute of Technology       | ########     #  ###### |    Nadav. ;)
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|Nadav Har'El                         | ######  ########     # | <-- Sorry if
|Email: nyh@gauss.technion.ac.il      |      #       #       # |    you can't
|Department of Mathematics, Technion  |      #       #       # |    read Hebrew.
|Israel Institute of Technology       | ########     #  ###### |    Nadav. ;)

That's okay. I'll just pretend that your 4x8 Hebrew font is really a 8x8
Roman font and play COMPLETE-THAT-SIG instead.

Tx. [where's weemba when you need him?]
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Tim F O'Donoghue <tim@crash.canon.co.uk> <uunet!canon!tim>
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