From: cheung@strider.hw.stratus.com
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong
Subject: One Joke A Day, No More Girls Say No Way
Date: 12 Nov 92 05:00:32 GMT
Organization: Cheung's Funky Shop, Inc.
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I told you Funky Cheung is back.  Funky Cheung is back in his funky
mood making his funky poems.  This poem rhymes in Manderin but makes
better sense if read in Cantonese.  (Ci Pai is "Sou Zong Tsing")

Here we go...


     ---     __|__   --|-|--        /___    --|-|--       _  __        \
  /  <<<    \ nYR     --|--+     /   \ /    -------    |  \/ \/      ------
 /_\ ---   __ /|\   ----|--|--  /|| __X__  --|-|-|--  \|/ /___\  +--+__\_/__
 /_\ -+-      |-|     --|--+     ||  -|-    ---|---    |    O    |__| +---+
 /|\__|__   / |-|    | \|/ |     |   /|\    ---|---   / \ _\_/_  |__| |---|
                                               |                      |___|  ,
  econ-     -nomy    " bad "       " bad "    luxurious   lights      dark

                
 /           | [=|=]      /__     \ ---|---   \ ---|---
/_\ ---    --|- [|]    \ /   \       --|---       -|--
/_\  |      /|\__|__      _\__\  __ ---+---  __ ---+---
/|\__|__   / |   Y     /     /       |===|       |===|
             |  / \        \/     /  |===|    /  |===|   o

 red         mansion    cold        quite       quite


 \  +---+         /__      \
    |  [|    +--+ \ /   |------|             _______     --------
 _ +------+  |__|__X__    /___              ___|__|___       |
 / |  O   |    |_ +--+     \ /     -------  | / \/ \ |       |
_\_|      | _|_|_ |  |   ___X___            |       \|       |
   \______|_      |__|     [ ]                              \|      ,


  passing      street     customers   one     two      (go to hell if you
                                                        don't know this char.)

  +-- X --+              _________
  |== X ==|    +---+     |       |     +----+     +----+
|----------/   |   |     | --|-- |     |--- |     |--- |         
    ----/      |___|     |  -+-  |     +----+     +----+
   ___|___       |__     |  [ ]  |    /---|---   /---|---
       |      /\ |       |      \|      --|--      --|--
     \|         \|_____               ____|____  ____|____	o

   learn    sufficiently    Chow       Sing       Sing


    _\_/_+--+    \    |          |
 +-+  |  |--|      ___|___   ___ | ___
 |_||_|_||--|  ___ |__|__|     / | \
      |  / \|      |__|__|    /  |  \
                 /              \|      ,
  "sok" suck       oil          water

 
       /____      _________    ___\___
  +--+             _______    | /___|_
  |  | -----/      |     |    | | \ |
  +--+    /        |_____|    |+--|--+
        /           \   /     || / \ |
       |_____\    ___\_/___   /| / \ |  ,
    
       eat           to-         -fu


     |  _____       __|__/         |
   --|- |-- |     ____|_/__    ----|----
    /|  +---+         /__        __|__
   / | +-----+       /| \|       ______
     |_|_|_|_|_    /  |___|      |____|  o

      "Won"          "Bun"       "Tsut"  (sorry 8-) A little carried away. )


   /________      / _______      _______      /   ----
  / __|_|_|__    /| | _|_ |         |        /__\  <<< 
   ___|_|_|__   / | |  |  |         |--       /   -----
                  | |  O  |       | |        /--\  ---
   /  |  |  \     | |_____|     __|_|____    /| \ __|___    ,

     no              one           seri-        ous
   

   /________      / _______     ____|___     /  +---+
  / __|_|_|__    /| | _|_ |        /        / \ |---|
   ___|_|_|__   / | |  |  |       /|---|   / -  |---+
                  | |  O  |        |---|    -|- |\  /
   /  |  |  \     | |_____|        |---|   _\|/_| \
                                                |   \	    ,
     no              one           has         money
   
   _____                        /
   \   /         |   /         /-----+       |   [||]
    \ /        --|--/____       |----+     +-|-++-||-+
     X          /|  |   |       |-------   |_|_||-||-|
    / \        / |  |---|       +------+     |  +-||-+
   /   \         |  |___|      / / / \ |  ---+--  |_____\    o
                                      \|
   again	   hit            black        flies




Funky Cheung has a lot of sympathy to those who work in the oldest industry.
Don't flame Funky Cheung, it is those you pigs who make this business thrives.


Cheung's Funky Shop, Inc.
Newsgroups: soc.culture.hongkong