From: tankgirl@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU (Tank Girl)
Newsgroups: alt.angst,alt.angst.xibo.sex,alt.religion.kibology,rec.games.mud.tiny,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: while driving home
Date: 30 Dec 92 12:30:23 GMT
Article-I.D.: leela.1hs4ovINNkr1
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Organization: OSU CS Outreach Services, Corvallis, Oregon
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jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu (J. Furr) writes:
>Hey.  That's one nasty accusation to level against someone, Tank_Girl. 
>Let's see that proof you refer to.

Here it is, from late May 1992, the proof(tm).

Igburyanki pages: Come here to the town square immediately.  One of your fans
is here.
Ahkond salaams many times toward Xibo.
Igburyanki says, "Ahkond, this is Tank_Girl."
Igburyanki says, "Tank_Girl, this is Ahkond."
Ahkond says, "Hello, Tank_Girl"
Igburyanki says, "Ahkond has read about you."
Igburyanki says, "He is a fan of yours."
You say, "Hi.  Excuse me."
Tank_Girl SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahkond says, "Feel better?"
Igburyanki nods.  Tank_Girl is famous.
Xibo says, "it is not altogether improbable that Tank_Girl exists."
You say, "Oh, no, wait.  You're NOT from Purdue?"
Ahkond says, "Please, Xibo, no logic games.  I get that all day in the math
department"
Xibo says, "no, he's a victim of Kibo"
Ahkond says, "No, I'm not from Purdue"
You say, "No, that's from alt.callahans."
You say, "TODAY IN ALT.CALLAHANS!  PROOF THAT TANK GIRL EXISTS!"
Ahkond says, "Usually I hang out at alt.religion.kibology."
Tank_Girl nods.
Tank_Girl has seen Xibo.
Xibo waves his math degrees in Ahkond's face.   "Cauchy-Riemann Theorem.  You
love it."
Tank_Girl feels Much Better now.
Ahkond says, "I loathe complex analysis."
Igburyanki says, "Lobachevsky.  Fibonacci."
Xibo loves complex analysis.  It's delicious.
Igburyanki says, "RIEMANN."
Ahkond says, "I am reading about Stuttering Galleries now.  I will name my
home after them,  if and when I build one."
Igburyanki says, "Ahkond is actually H.C.E."
Paws arrives from the southeast street.
Paws has arrived.
Igburyanki says, "By a commodious vicus of the riverrun."
Ahkond says, "Ah, a fellow traveler."
Igburyanki says, "Someone should build Howth Castle and environs."
Igburyanki says, "Paws, quote Tank_Girl."
Paws says, "I once heard tank_girl say, 'Many Men of Krill teased me
mercilessly with cotton balls and water pistols'"
Paws wanders north, into the Temple of the Toad.
Paws has left.
Igburyanki says, "What?"
Ahkond says, "You mean, riverrun, past Eve and Adam's"
Igburyanki nods.
Igburyanki says, "The abhinilisation of the quark explodonodates..."
Paws steps out of the temple.
Paws has arrived.
Igburyanki says, "Paws, STAY"
Paws says, "For you, Igburyanki, sure...."
Igburyanki says, "Paws, STAY"
Paws says, "I can stay a few minutes, I guess, Igburyanki."
Igburyanki says, "PAWS, STAY"
Paws says, "Okay, Igburyanki, I'll stay."
Igburyanki says, "Paws, go to Evil Town Square."
Paws says, "Sorry, I am on my way to The Sewer Maze right now, Igburyanki."
Paws potters off to the southwest.
Paws has left.
Ahkond says, "Paws is the whatness of allpaws."
Igburyanki says, "He doesn't take orders sometimes."
You say, "well, fuck that."
Xibo says, "he's just a confused bear."
Igburyanki says, "But he is cuddly."
Xibo says, "yeah, if you're 12" tall or less"
Igburyanki propositions Tank_Girl, then remembers his manners and permits
Ahkond to go first.
Ahkond busily leafs through his book, forgetting about manners
Igburyanki peers at Ahkond.
Ahkond looks up, confusedly.
Igburyanki must get home to pack for the Big Convention.
Ahkond says, "Yes?"
Igburyanki picks Ahkond up and tucks him neatly into Tank_Girl's arms.
Ahkond says, "Ahh, it's been a long time"
Xibo says, "convention?"
Igburyanki says, "Let Ahkond = !Carneggy"
Xibo says, "you going to Interop '92?"
Igburyanki says, "No.  Toastmasters International District 66 Spring
Conference in Richmond, VA."
Ahkond disentangles himself, blushing mightily
Xibo says, "never heard of it."
Igburyanki says, "Ahkond, if you're Ahkond of Swat, you GOTTA chase the
women."
Ahkond is a celibate scholar-potentate.
Igburyanki pumps Ahkond full of testosterone.
Igburyanki says, "I am here to PUMP YOU UP."
Ahkond says, "Huhh... huhhhh....  bleearg!  I feel funny!!"
Igburyanki says, "Listen to me now and listen to me later.  You are here to
CHASE THE WOMEN.  Do not be a girly-man."
Ahkond says, "What, through the cold Wyse screens?  How .... antiseptic."
Igburyanki says, "Drive to T00son, Ahkond."
You say, "A WYSE?  Not a wyse50?"
Ahkond says, "I have no car, yet live in Los Angeles.  This is why I am MAD."
Igburyanki goes home.
Igburyanki has left.
Ahkond says, "Actually, a wyse30, but I tell it 50 when I log in."
Xibo says, "no car in LA?  what do you do, hitchhike to work?"
Tank_Girl ahs, she is most familiar with wyse50s
Ahkond says, "I walk.  Also, wyse50 is the wyse choice."
Ahkond says, "I live right next to campus."
Ahkond says, "Which is why I am in my office all night; my neighborhood is
full of screaming fratboys and their stereos."
Xibo says, "that must really suck"
Xibo says, "what ya do for a livin'?"
Ahkond says, "it sucks wet farts out of dead pigeons."
Ahkond says, "I am a math grad student.  My money comes from an RAship."
Xibo says, "what field you studying?"
Ahkond says, "Just a second, someone in my office"
Tank_Girl and Xibo make a cute couple, don't you think, Ahkond?
Tank_Girl wakes up finally.
Xibo tugs at TG's skirt.
Ahkond is catatonic, staring into hyperbolic space
Xibo adjusts the rubber band in his hair.
Ahkond snaps out of his reverie.
Ahkond says, "Xibo, I study low-dimensional manifolds.  Geometric topology."
Xibo says, "AIEEE!!!!"
Ahkond says, "Yes, they do make an adorable couple."
Xibo really really really really really really *HATES* topology
Xibo <-- MS Applied Math '90
Ahkond loves topology.  It's all squooshy.
Ahkond straightens his imaginary tie.
Ahkond says, "Ding!  You have just experience a lull."
Ahkond says, "My first one.  I'm so proud."
Xibo says, "normally we'd swap inside secrets about Spot right about now, but
I ran out."
Ahkond says, "Swap all you want; Kibo will make more."
You say, "Spot?  That's Not Allowed."
Xibo says, "he would.  that bozo."
You say, "fnord all you want, the word is Not Allowed."
Ahkond says, "I see I'm in anti-Kibo territory."
Tank_Girl nods.
Ahkond says, "Where does ~ibo fit in to all of this?"
Xibo is the anti-Kibo, "and this is my territory"
Xibo says, "well, ~ibo doesn't fit.  He's not allowed."

-Tank Girl
"i told you so"

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