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In article <1jqi5dINNuv@matt.ksu.ksu.edu> siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert) writes:
>You know, I used to be a tap dancer, but I kept falling into the sink.

Urgh! Extra-stale peanut shower on you for that stinker, and stand by for some
serious Rie-btickling! :-)

>
>Rie
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Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: hilp@hfglobe.intel.com (Robin Rosenbaum)
Subject: Re: testing tin
Organization: Intel Corporation
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 19:27:32 GMT

In article <C17qpJ.Jox@fc.hp.com> daq@fc.hp.com (Doug Quarnstrom) writes:
>Phillip E lujan (pel@maximo.enet.dec.com) wrote:
>: siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert) writes:
>: |>daq@fc.hp.com (Doug Quarnstrom) writes:
>: |>>I am testing my spanking new tin notes reader. 

>: |>"So now you tin write notes to us, doug?" prattles a wide-eyed Rie.
>: |>"That's ok.  I'll steel read them.

>: "Should iron away from this thread?" muses Starknight.  "Or should I call the
>: coppers?"

>The next person that puns in response to this post is a dead man,
>unless, of course, it is a woman, in which case the appropraite
>gender substitution can be made.

A plastic-tipped dart whizzes out of the rafters, ricocheting impossibly
off several surfaces before diving into Ruby's drink.  She fishes it out,
unscrews the end and pulls out a tightly-rolled slip of paper.  Several
patrons gather around, and Ruby reads the note out loud:

"Hey, doll, tell the gentleman this.  Did you say deadpan?  So, you want
to test our metal.  Shear luck you should mention it.  You can't brake us!
You have tapped into a weld of knowledge.  We'll even braze our standards
and rack our brains to offer it to you on a goldplate."

The note is signed, "S. Eagle."  The dart feathers bear a picture of an
eagle.

Ruby Tuesday, aka Robin Hilp
rosenrob@ccm.hf.intel.com or hilp@hfglobe.intel.com
"Is--pardon the expression--like waving red flag in front of bull!"
                                                   -Boris Wolfhound
Opinions expressed herein are mine and do not represent those of my
employer.  The puns however are Mike Hilp's, who doesn't represent
anybody but himself either.

Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: jammer@eskimo.com (Lyle Harwood)
Subject: Re: T-Bear replies!
Organization: -> ESKIMO NORTH (206) For-Ever <-
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1993 09:48:45 GMT

: >> daq@hpfcso.FC.HP.COM (Doug Quarnstrom) writes:
: >> 
: >> >In alt.callahans, keulen@csuvax1.FC.HP.COM writes:
: >> 
: >> >>   Splash!  *To love is to LIVE!*
: >> 
: >> >Ah, this places me solidly amongst the ranks of the undead.
: >> 
: >> Splash ponders.  "Does this mean you can never love, or that you
have
: >> loved once, and no longer, or won't love ...?"
: 
: doug:
: 
: >None of the above.  Try again.  Think harder of the analogy 
: >and the irony.
: 
: kitten squeals, "doug, are you in love?!  is THAT why you have come
: back into callahans?  oh goody!"
: --
:
Jammer laughs, spraying mocha all over Warrior.
"He must be, wench, anyone in love would NEED to come here!
Splash! When ye ponder, me lad, would that be a Splonder?
When ye love, that's surely a Flounder!
Sounds fishy to me."

Which reminds me. You dive, do you not?
From: narxtc@casc.math.uh.edu (Noah Ramon)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Culinary Peculiarity (was Re: Dan'l hits Australia)
Date: 27 Jan 93 04:43:07 GMT
Organization: UH Dept of Math
NNTP-Posting-Host: casc.math.uh.edu

In article <1k3do8INN42t@gap.caltech.edu> lydick@SOL1.GPS.CALTECH.EDU writes:
>Well, I'd agree with everything but the "rare" part.  Either raw or well-done
>for me, and only the latter if I'm eating at Jack-in-the-Box.

Rare meaning : having been introduced to the fire for a moment before going
elsewhere...

Well done : carbonburgers!



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From: chuahl@ocf.berkeley.edu (Chua HakLien)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Somebody keep a record of descriptions????
Date: 23 Jan 1993 14:10:05 GMT
Organization: U.C. Berkeley Open Computing Facility
NNTP-Posting-Host: sandstorm.berkeley.edu

C+ speaks, over a Brown cow ( Kahlua + Milk )
"Hey, is anyone keeping a list of descriptions of the various patrons
of the bar? You know, stuff like a short descriptory paragraph of
who/what you are, eg:-

C+, giant cockroach, enjoys biking, baking, boating and baby-cheek 
pinching.

"I mean, when a newcomer walks in, it's had for him to see what
exactly we ARE. Like  ( ahem ) /*.. , or a brumby etc. It'll be useful
, especially when you wanna know who ( or what ) you're speaking to.. =)"

Chua
+==+
From: siewert@matt.ksu.ksu.edu (Karl Siewert)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: And now, for something completely different.
Date: 23 Jan 1993 15:19:05 -0600
Organization: Kansas State University
NNTP-Posting-Host: matt.ksu.ksu.edu

 The acid stops burning the floor, and further acid drips
>don't -quite- seem to reach the floor.

<ALTHOUGH, OBVIOUSLY UNNECCESSARY, A SLIGHT ROSE TINT IS NOTICEABLE IN THE
BLUE.
THYRA HEARS IN HER MIND
<<two shields are better than one, non?>>

JUST TRYIN' TO HELP
MARAUD OUT>
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/               James Riekar, barhopping yoyist, at your service              \
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Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: YET ANOTHER DELURKING
From: <KZAHLLER@MIAMIU.BITNET>
Date: Tuesday, 26 Jan 1993 13:15:22 EST
Organization: Miami University - Academic Computer Service

Magda notices the fox doffing his hat in her direction,
catches phrases about folk music and music in general
and makes a (discrete) beeline in the general direction
of the conversation.  Instrumentally, she is horribly
out of practice and can't play by ear, but her primary
instrument (and many times her primary method of communication)
is her voice.  If a jam is going to happen, and she works her
nerve up sufficiently, she is dying for the chance to  join
in.

Magda-Wolf
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu (Jimmy Malcolm Pierce)
Subject: Re: Dan'l hits Australia
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 08:20:42 GMT

   [ now that rrn works on Whale again... ]

>Parakeet cautiously lifts the edge of his bun and casts a hard eye upon the
>beets, BBQ sauce and fried egg that lurk within...
>
>Parakeet sets off in search of something to wash it down with...
>

    "Parakeet, I'll buy your next Pearl Beer, or would you like a Lone
  Star ? " DJ.

-- 
         Jim Pierce Bach. of Sci. in Applied Computer Science USM 
             jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu  Disclaimer: Standard.
                      Video. Peter Gabriel: Steam
From: schweppe@acs.bu.edu (Edmund Schweppe)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: testing tin
Date: 21 Jan 93 23:12:19 GMT
Organization: Boston University, Boston, MA, USA

da Geck' writes: (quoting doug)

[Rie and Starknight's metal puns deleted]

>>The next person that puns in response to this post is a dead man,
>>unless, of course, it is a woman, in which case the appropraite
>>gender substitution can be made.

>"You zinc that'll stop me?"

Rie also replies to doug:

>Aww, come on, doug.  It sodium little joke.  have we lead you to believe
>that we were making fun of you??  We're being as good as gold.  have a
>good day and don't take any wooden nickels.

Merlinvin chuckles.  "Guess the punsters here are too brassy to be
deterred by mere threats.  Oh, weld, doug, it looks like you have
to kill either da Geck' or Rie - solder be interesting to watch..."

"Or am I boron everybody?"

__________________________________________________________________________
Ed Schweppe o/k/a Merlinvin - schweppe@acs.bu.edu,
    (or for faster replies)   eschweppe%drcoa1.decnet@drcvax.af.mil
All standard disclaimers (also datclaimers and deotherclaimers) apply.
From: carrot@bear.stonemarche.org (Little red-headed girl)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Peace Tie WHAT? (was Re:  Danger Room Run (The Polymath))
Date: 27 Jan 93 01:06:09 GMT

In article <STEVE.93Jan25180753@styx.crc.ricoh.COM> steve@crc.ricoh.COM (Stephen R. Savitzky) writes:
>"The tricky one," says the Mandelbear, "is figuring out how to
>peace-tie a set of bagpipes."

	Rachel is ROTFL. The Mandelbear gazes at her in puzzlement,
perhaps wondering why his simple comment caused such a reaction.

	"Peace-tie-- BAGPIPES?" Rachel finally gasps out. "Now that
_would_ be a public service... among other things, I blame them for the
fact that my mother grew up tone-deaf... it was the only instrument
she was ever taught.

	"In the wrong hands, they're definitely a murder weapon..."

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From: cliveg@cix.compulink.co.uk (Clive Grace)
Subject: Re: The Callahan's Cookbook is ready!
Reply-To: cliveg@cix.compulink.co.uk
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1993 14:59:00 +0000


> Danger Mouse makes an announcement:

Tanais and Kateri are discussing the O'Carolan tune she had just been 
playing to the Place, from his satchel came a freshly sharpened 
pencil and a sheet of music paper. Hearing DM's comment Tanais' ears 
prick up at the happy thought of his "20 minute Pizza recipe" being 
sent to millions of potential homes and sites. 

He puts the pencil down gently and turns to the white monocular 
rodent. "Merrytail has yet to post her famous Pasta Bake recipe -- 
it's vegetarian (but uses cheese) and is very cheap and filling..." 

... he taps his hat with the eraser end of a pencil, an X-window pops 
up with a glowing lightbulb, just above his head. "Oh, and I have a 
few little *somethings* (cocktails Merry and Tanais came across when 
they "borrowed" a TGI Friday's cocktail recipe book) that you could 
have a look at as well". He grins at Mike Callahan who's eyebrows 
were raised in a stern "it's a good thing all the drinks recipes here 
are in my head" look. Still grinning, Tanais gets back to copying 
down Kateri's O'Carolan tune -- with suitable adjustments for the 
fiddle -- in the finest tradition of folk music.

It Looks like Volume Two is getting ready...
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Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: ablanch@physics.su.OZ.AU (Shonias)
Subject: Re: And now, for something completely different.
Organization: School of Physics, University of Sydney, Australia
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 10:02:14 GMT

In article <1993Jan22.001736.15473@muddcs.claremont.edu> dgreen@jarthur.claremont.edu (David Green) writes:

>American "accent"?  What American "accent"?  I've never heard any "accent" when
>I speak... :)
 
Perhaps not, but I bet you've heard lots of fake ones! (Take Perry from Dr Who
as a classic example)

Shonias
(Who's other half is watching every Dr Who episode in existence in order,
can you tell?)

--
**********************************
I could have a nervous breakdown,
But I don't believe in shrinks.
I should be drunker than a monkey,
But I don't like to drink.
**********************************
From: JBrandt@AAA.UOregon.EDU (Jason)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Pop!! I'm Back!
Followup-To: alt.callahans
Date: 22 Jan 1993 16:08:57 GMT
Organization: the Polyhedron Group
Distribution: world
NNTP-Posting-Host: aaa.uoregon.edu

Suddenly near Jason there is a rather loud 'POP!!' sound, like someone
stuck a pin in a weather balloon. He shakes his head, and then takes off
the VR Mirrorshades he had been wearing.

"Ah! Much better!" He looks around. The cyber-rat on the bar climbs down
and skitters back into his satchel.

"Well, I don't know what was wrong, but this morning the log-jam my site
was experiencing on incoming alt.Callahans posts finally burst. I had 82
new posts this morning when I checked in. There's a bit of a time-lag, but
I'm only aware of it 'cause of having viewed the group via the U Michigan
Gopher server last night. There were several posts there already that were
responses to ones that just appeared here today. No Matter! Thyra, Pegasus
and I are back now."

He empties his glass and makes sure he has a clear line of fire to the
fireplace. "To Communications!"

<<CRASH!!>>

Hugs,
Jason
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: rich@troll1.msfc.nasa.gov (Rich Krum)
Subject: Re: In the Navy (was Re: /*'s vegetarianism)
Reply-To: rich@troll1.msfc.nasa.gov
Organization: Boeing Computer Support Services
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 20:50:17 GMT

In article 93Jan20224201@husc8.harvard.edu, olson@husc8.harvard.edu (Chip Olson) writes:
>
>Castelllan listens with interest to DJ's and Trolll's Navy coffee anecdotes.
>"This reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me which was probably
>utter BS, but is funny anyway:  Seems this friend of his (described as such,

Calibration point:

There is a standard way to tell if the story is a fairy tale ala the Brothers
Grimm, or a Sea Story(tm) from the various Naval forces.


Fairy tales start "Once upon a time----"


Sea Stories start "And this is no shit----"

Most of these stories are category two, by the way--

<Guffaw>

--Troll, Who lives by the idea of "Never let the facts stand in the way
of a good story"
From: kf8nh@kf8nh.wariat.org (Brandon S. Allbery)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: testing tin
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 93 20:11:45 EST
Distribution: world
Organization: Brandon S. Allbery's Personal System

schweppe@acs.bu.edu (Edmund Schweppe) writes:
> Merlinvin chuckles.  "Guess the punsters here are too brassy to be
> deterred by mere threats.  Oh, weld, doug, it looks like you have
> to kill either da Geck' or Rie - solder be interesting to watch..."
> "Or am I boron everybody?"

You're beryllium-t.

++Brandon



--
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Help stamp out OSF/Motif in our lifetime!
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Danger Room Run (The Polymath)
From: <KZAHLLER@MIAMIU.BITNET>
Date: Monday, 25 Jan 1993 14:16:55 EST
Organization: Miami University - Academic Computer Service

"Oh, goody, oh goody, oh goody"  Magda-Wolf jumps up and down in
semi-fiendish glee.  She has felt very naked and bare-backed without
her daggers, boot knives, and Schnuggles strapped across her back.

"Please, Mike, give Magda back her pets, yes?"

Magda (the gleeful and trying very hard to look innocent and
utterly harmless)- Wolf
From: braley@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca (The Didi-Sprite)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Didi's ill, again : -(
Date: 25 Jan 93 16:11:06 GMT
Organization: SOCS - Mcgill University, Montreal, Canada
Originator: braley@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca

In article <1993Jan23.001140.13315@ttinews.tti.com> hollombe@polymath.tti.com (The Polymath) writes:
>In article <C16Gw9.CKr@news.cso.uiuc.edu> trumpins@alexia.lis.uiuc.edu (Barbara Trumpinski) writes:
>
>}"didi, get BACK into bed...and have some soup...or some icecream and
>}7-up.... put a hot water bottle on your toes and vicks on your
>}nose...and here are some sunglasses."  kitten tries to look stern and
>}fails miserably....
>
>I think the worst part of having the flu was being too sick to do anything
>but watch TV.  Daytime TV shows should have warning labels:
>
>"Caution!  Watching this drivel may cause your brain to decompose and run
>out of your ears!"

"Acchhooo!  Bertie!  I am out of tissues again!  Sigh.  But thank
goodness for public television.  I mean ... wasn't that a dazzling 30
minutes of quilt making???!"

----<--<@

The Didi-Sprite
Montreal * Canada

braley@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca
didi@geloser.login.qc.ca
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: kksys!cipric!jmh%uum1.UUCP@CS.YALE.EDU (Janet Huss)
Subject: Re: The Lady and the Bard
Organization: Ciprico, Inc.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 03:39:49 GMT


[ In which Jason introduces himself and Thyra to the Grey Lady and
the Bard -- deleted for bandwidth purposes. ]

>Jason clears his throat. "Ahem. Yes. Well, Grey Lady, can we buy a drink
>for yourself and the Bard? We're certainly glad to meet new friends."


The Bard smiles at the Grey Lady. "I had this feeling we'd confuse
someone sooner or later. Me first?" The Grey Lady nods. "Ok - I've actually
been here a while - you can blame Windsinger [Hi Rod, wherever you are!]
for pointing me at the place a while back. As you might have guessed from
the name, I'm something of a musician..." He frowns. "Which reminds me -
who's collecting for the next Callahans Coffeehouse tape and would they 
like a couple of mine?" He grins. "Where was I? Oh yes. Me. And I'm getting
married on June 5th to a wonderful person who I've known for over eight 
years..." He grins at the Grey Lady, while attempting to disentangle Luth
from his arm. "Your turn..."

The Grey Lady watches his struggle with a persistent blue 
firelizard with just a hint of a smirk, then turns back to Jason and 
Thyra.  "Hmmm," she ponders.  "Let's see - I've been in and out of here
for several years, the latest absence caused by a loss of our news feed,
which never has been restored [John, thanks for the maillist!], and a lack of
time induced by my almost full-time return to school in addition to a full-
time job and single-parenting an active 12-year-old son.  The time burden
hasn't eased, but I've gotten better at coordinating it all.  I've known
the Bard for several years, mostly through e-mail, though we've met in
RL once and talked on the phone fairly often.  And on June 5, I'll be 
at school and **very** annoyed at not being able to attend the wedding
of two good friends of mine.  

"As for the drink -- certainly!  I'll have a kahlua and coffee, and 
as soon as the Bard is free of Luth, he should have a hand free for 
a drink, too.  It is a pleasure to meet both of you." 

She wanders to the VPM and puts in an order for a large canadian bacon
and sauerkraut pizza, half with onions and garlic, to share with Jason
and StM and anyone else who wants to try it.

----
The Grey Lady, in a combined post with the Bard
jmh@cipric.mn.org
From: lydick@SOL1.GPS.CALTECH.EDU (Speaker-to-Minerals)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: I/O, I/O, it's off to pun we go (was Re: Dan'l hits Australia)
Date: 25 Jan 1993 08:44:12 GMT
Organization: HST Wide Field/Planetary Camera
Distribution: world
Reply-To: lydick@SOL1.GPS.CALTECH.EDU
NNTP-Posting-Host: sol1.gps.caltech.edu

In article <brumby.727390031@nella07.cc.monash.edu.au>, brumby@nella07.cc.monash.edu.au (Stephen McNamara) writes:
=   Those who aren't well versed in Unix might want to skip this stuff.
=
=kf8nh@kf8nh.wariat.org (Brandon S. Allbery) writes:
=>mwasson@nyx.cs.du.edu (mike wasson) writes:
=>> Gecko-boy jerks awake with a start. "Sorry, Brumby, I was kind of tuning
=>> in and out there ... "
=
=>When we want to go in and out, we use uugetty.  (Unix joke, sorry.)
=
=   "That's a bit obscure init? Likely to respawn all those computer puns."

StM calls in Carl to deal with this.  Quoth Carl:
	"I take exception to that.  While is may have seemed a routine pun to
	*YOU*, I'd definitely have to categorize it as sub-routine.  Of course,
	that may be a function of our respective backgrounds, and the processes
	by which we've arrived at our current states in life.  With that, I
	return the discussion to its normal environment, and all the variables
	pertaining thereto, having made my main() point."
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu (Jimmy Malcolm Pierce)
Subject: Re: Happy Chinese New Year!!!
Organization: University of Southern Mississippi
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:18:32 GMT

>--Unfortunately, the entire meeting was conducted in Mandarin--and we are
>--Cantonese, if you please.  (We are Cantonese, if you don't please--thanks
>--to WED fro the inspiration) (DUCK Troll--Incoming pig-nuts!!!)

  "Oh, I understand... 'The Lady and the Troll' ! " Linda.

-- 
         Jim Pierce Bach. of Sci. in Applied Computer Science USM 
             jmpierce@whale.st.usm.edu  Disclaimer: Standard.
                      Video. Peter Gabriel: Steam 
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
From: dspeck@ee.ryerson.ca (DOUGLAS SPECK)
Subject: Wolf-Attack-Hugs
Organization: Ryerson Polytechnical Institute
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 18:45:29 GMT


Soooooo, Magda, you're trying to outdo T-Bear in hugs, are you? Hah!
C'mere, little wolfie, and I'll show you a hug....

T-Bear opens his arms really wide in anticipation of a flying Magda-Wolf.

Heh, heh, this should be good...

Rumbles 'n snorts,
T-Bear.

-- 
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From: snarf@access.digex.com (Sean Eustis)
Newsgroups: alt.callahans
Subject: Re: Culinary Peculiarities
Date: 24 Jan 1993 19:44:43 -0500
Organization: Express Access Online Communications, Greenbelt, MD USA
NNTP-Posting-Host: access.digex.com

>Parakeet thinks back...
>"I can remember when the COOLEST thing in Elementary School was to bring a
>Mustard Sandwich for lunch. Two pieces of white bread, mustard and nothing
>else. It tasted like sh** but was absolutely REQUIRED to be cool..."

Dreamweaver adds, "I remember my two favorite sandwiches being, now get
this, banana and mayonaise (or peanut butter), and the other was peanut
butter and pickle relish. Not anymore, though."




-- 
   	The Dreamweaver				Sean Eustis
			(snarf@access.digex.com)
       "...if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."