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From: pstlb@acad2.alaska.edu
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re:  Goddamn idiot posting "Magic Johnson In Barcelona"
Date: 28 Jul 92 04:48:23 GMT
Organization: University of Alaska


In article <5670@ucru2.ucr.edu>, klin@ucrmath.ucr.edu (kenneth m. lin) writes:
> 
> 
> Magic Johnson in Barcelona 
> ==========================
> 
> Isn't it ironic that at the 500th anniversary of Christopher Columbus' 
> introduction of numerous transmittable diseases to the New World, our Magic 
> Johnson is going to bring AIDS epidemic straight to Spain?  Talk about pay 
> back time!
> 
> The U.S. Olympic Basketball Team will definitely come home with the gold.
> Who can play against the likes of Magic Johnson when they have to keep one 
> hand covering their behinds for protection?


  Well, you've posted to the wrong place, as your obvious ignorance isn't at
all humorous.....

  Also quite obvious is the fact that you've just come from Idiotville, where
there are no such things as televisions, otherwise you'd have heard his
statement explaining to the whole wide world ('scuse me, meant to say the whole
wide world EXCEPT YOU) that his particular strain of the virus was contracted
from an illicit rendevous with a member of the opposite sex, which you
obviously know nothing about ('scuse me again, from your ignorant bullshit, I
am forced to conclude that you come from a place where they know plenty about 
female sheep).....

  I'd work on my idea for an AIDS cure, except that I'd have to take the time
to carefully weigh the pluses of saving people such as Magic Johnson against
the minuses of possibly saving people such as yourself.....

  In summary, assholes like you are the reason AIDS is spreading throughout the
world, and I can only hope that you catch the virus soon, because only then
will you know the change in attitude of those who know you and those who don't,
promoted by the people who have bad attitudes such as yourself.....

  (I think it's doubtful that a post such as this is sufficient to change the
asinine and ignorant attitude that you apparently have ingrained into your 
very soul, but at least I've had my say.....)
From: leslie@cse.fau.edu (Leslie H. Byer)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Band Names
Date: 22 Jul 92 20:36:44 GMT
Organization: Florida Atlantic University, Boca Raton, FL, USA

While in High School (a few years ago, now...) we had several 
"garage bands" that would perform in the local amature (sp) contests.

One of them was the    "Purple See-Saw"   - so named after a purple 
	see-saw prop from the school production of "You're a Good Man
	Charlie Browne".   The leader/pianist of this band, a 
	wildly talented guy, just so happened to play Schroder in the
	production.  Talk about type-casting!

But, my all time favorite would have to be:
	   
	"The Argentinian Field Oyster Show Band and Review"

They were pretty good, musically, but MAN did they put on a show!


*reminiscing*
Leslie
 

l
Organization: Ryerson Polytechnical Institute
Distribution: na
Date: Wednesday, 29 Jul 1992 09:07:52 EST
From: <SYST8134@RyeVm.Ryerson.Ca>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: signs, signs, everywhere signs.
 <1992Jul27.233739.14680@acuson.com>

Seen in a small town just north of Haliburton, Ontario, Canada...

   CAUTION

CHILDREN BEING
CHILDREN AHEAD

Richard Bradley - Ryerson P. I.
From: snail@lsl.co.uk
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: chicken/egg debate
Date: 29 Jul 92 16:23:42 GMT
Organization: Laser-Scan Ltd., Cambridge

In article <1992Jul27.034602.3437@cs.uow.edu.au>, u9147063@cs.uow.edu.au (Richard Barry Ling) writes:
> rhall@ruacad.ac.runet.edu (Robert Hall) writes:
> 
>> The age-old question of which came first -the chicken or the egg-
>> has finally been answered!  Logic dictates it must have been the
>> chicken because the egg is not yet sexually mature. 
> 
> Rubbish!
> 
> Eggs were invented over 1 billion years ago by marine invertebrates.
> 
> Birds weren't invented until around 60 million years ago, let alone
> the particular species which is the domestic chicken.

Er.. Invented? who holds the patents? :)

snail@lsl.co.uk
From: dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Humor from the News
Date: 25 Jul 92 03:45:53 GMT
Organization: Surely you jest

suhre@meltami.dsd.trw.com () writes:

> Don't waste your time with rec.humor, just read the newspapers and/or
> magazines and listen to the radio.  Specifically:
> 
> A news broadcast mentioned the recent helicopter crash at Quantico and
> quoted Robert Dornan, Congressman from California, saying, "This was an
> inopportune time for a crash."
> 
> Last week's Time (7/20, p 64) contains an article commenting on the sad
> state of the economy and the low likelihood of a substantial recovery.
> However, they did list a "bright spot" as an "increase in state and
> local government employment".

This is almost like "Well, the cancer is going to kill you, but boy, just 
*wait* till you see the size of those tumors!"

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From: pressley@fireball.rtp.dg.com (David Pressley)
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
Date: Fri, 24 Jul 92 16:14:16 GMT
Organization: Data General Corporation, RTP, NC.

In article <1992Jul17.150635@axion.bt.co.uk> pcellik@axion.bt.co.uk (Peter SPHINX Cellik) writes:
>
>Hey, why not, me too please.
>

And me also please.  

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From: amorgan@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Crunchy Frog)
Subject: Re: signs
Organization: Computer Science Department, Stanford University.
Distribution: rec
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 22:03:13 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.201320.14949@linus.mitre.org> 
  hargrove@ramirez.mitre.org (Paul H. Hargrove) writes:

>Another group of workstations was named for 4 of the 6 quarks, (truth, beauty,
>strange, and charmed), and we received 2 more, one of which was broken.  Well,
>the names of the 2 remaining quarks (up and down) were to be used, and we were
>not sure which one should be which.  We were all dying to name the one that
>worked 'down' and the one that didn't 'up' just so ruptime would say something
>like:
>	up: down
>	down: up
>
>But we settled for the other way around and had to be contented with the
>message:
>	up going down in 5 min.  please log out.

Seems from this that good names for a computer would be "titanic" or "not"
or "girlfriend" or "elevator", etc.

>Paul H. Hargrove, speaking for myself.

C Frog, speaking for the person to the left of me
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: mfriedma@uucp (Michael Friedman)
Subject: Re: One of those poeple...
Organization: Oracle Corporation
Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1992 06:30:50 GMT
X-Disclaimer: This message was written by an unauthenticated user
              at Oracle Corporation.  The opinions expressed are those
              of the user and not necessarily those of Oracle.

In article <2802@monarch.array.com> kenm@array.com (Ken Murphy) writes:
>mfriedma@uucp (Michael Friedman) writes:
>: In article <g714992.0@pro-haven.cts.com> hman@pro-haven.cts.com (Heath Allyn) writes:
>: >In <1992Jul6.192735.18123@news.cs.brandeis.edu>
>: >chimps@binah.cc.brandeis.edu writes:

>: >I live in texas and wish for everyone to know that while there are many
>: >bass-ackwards country redneck hick idiots, overall there are just as many
>: >normal people, freaks, geeks, studs, babes, etc. as anywhere else.

>: >just as I'm sure that not
>: >everyone in New York are rude cold people who say "HEY YOU'S GUYS, WHATCHU
>: >LOOKIN' AT?" etc. 

>: Damn right asshole.  I'm from New York, and let me tell you, we don't
>: ever say "HEY YOU'S GUY, WATCHU LOOKIN' AT?".

>: We say "Hey, mother fucker!  You lookin' at me mother fucker?  You got
>: some kind of fuckin' problem or somethin' asshole?  Well?  You gonna
>: answer me or not mother fucker?  You want to be wearing your gut on
>: the outside mother fucker?  Well?  Well?".

>: Just so we have that straight, mother fucker.

>At which point the Texan and his long range dog (you know the one, bark here
>bite there) reply as he chambers a live round...
>"Yes, as a matter of fact Mr. Target, I was looking at you."

Asshole.

We say it in the subway, mother fucker.  You can't go arround shooting
people in the fucking subway.  Everyone'll pull their piece and you'll
have a fucking free for all with bullets flying all over the fucking
place and not a chance in Hell of getting out alive.

It's knives and fists and knees and teeth and you faggot Texans can't
cut it.  Too bad mother fucker cause your targets going to knock your
teeth so far down your throats you're gonna shit ivory.
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From: tumidity@netlink.cts.com (Joel Garry)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Date: 23 Jul 92 02:01:58 GMT
Organization: NetLink Online Communications, San Diego CA

There is a real estate agent.  I have his card.
Richard Dripps.
Poor guy.

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From: lsh1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Shane Hebert)
Subject: Re: NAMES - FUNNY
Organization: Mississippi State University
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1992 14:24:54 GMT

mcsweinberg@memstvx1.memst.edu writes:

>> movie/show... he was called Master Bates by his teachers...
>> 
>This was in _THE TOY_.


This reminds me of reading _Oliver_Twist_ in high school.
The teacher made us read some passages from the book aloud in
class and every time someone read "Master Bates", the class
would giggle and snicker...



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From: jxr1092@ritvax.isc.rit.edu (Jens Rodenberg)
Subject: Re: jokes/olympics
Reply-To: jxr1092@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
Organization: Rochester Institute of Technology
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 20:58:40 GMT


Stephen Pittner writes:
>How about some olympic joking? Anyone heard some new ones?

This is an old one, but here goes anyway...

   Why doesn't Mexico have a good Summer Olympic team?

   Because anybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in the USA!

Jens

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: fester@island.COM (Mike Fester)
Subject: Re: Any excuse to riot
Organization: /usr/local/rn/organization
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 17:25:03 GMT

In article <3923@novavax.UUCP> vaccaro@novavax.UUCP (N. Trafford Vaccaro) writes:

[Stuff about Rodney King and riots and flames and death, etc, deleted, amusing
though they were]

>Hey, you people (OOPS!), I mean, you all (oops?) should know that
>this is rec.humor, not alt.pin~atas.
>
>So I shall add my own bit of humor: the "hero" was arrested for
>drunk driving again. Boy am I shocked.

Shocked! Boy, you could have knocked me over with a police baton!

Mike
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From: saal@cbnewsl.cb.att.com (samuel.saal)
Subject: Re: Food Vending Machines
Organization: NetNews Readers Anonymous
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 17:57:42 GMT

In article <1992Jul23.191425.618@ncsu.edu> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu (EDWARD
CRAIG HYATT) writes:

>In article <y!gm=2b@lynx.unm.edu> evilted@vesta.unm.edu (Evilted) writes:

>>In article <1992Jul19.185325.17058@ncsu.edu> echyatt@eos.ncsu.edu
>>(EDWARD CRAIG HYATT) writes:

>>>In article <oa65NB3w165w@major.panix.com> dos@major.panix.com (Dave
>>>O'Shea) writes:

>>>>> Did Mike get his 50 cents back from the vending company?

>>>>Hey, we don't know that he never got his soda...

>>>I'm sure that either way, he was crushed.

>>But was it orange or grape?

>Don't know, but by the time he got to
>drink it, it had gone flat.

And when he got back to his cubicle, his boss canned him.
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From: walrus@bessel.umd.edu (Grig Larson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Requesting sexist jokes
Date: 31 Jul 92 18:43:01 GMT
Organization: Punkadyne Industries(tm)

In article <1992Jul31.152250.2432@ra.msstate.edu> lsh1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Shane Hebert) writes:
>In article <bs9bur.m9j@wang.com> dbushong@wang.com (Dave Bushong) writes:
>>A little boy and a little girl lived next-door to each other.
>>One day, the little boy showed the girl a toy truck he had. The
>>little girl said, "I have one of those, too."
>>
>>The little boy went back in the house and came out with another
>>toy, and the girl said, "I have one of those."  This happened
>>a few more times, and finally the boy pulled down his pants
>>and said, "I'll bet you don't have one of these!"
>>
>>The little girl pulled down her skirt and said, "My mom says
>>that if I have one of *these* I can get all of *those* I want!"

"So *that's* why boys are faster than girls... they have ball bearings and
 a stick shift."

                         -- Seen on a tee-shirt with picture of little
                            girl looking down little boy's pants --

'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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From: 11srust@gallua.gallaudet.edu (Scott A. Rust)
Subject: Re: sexist jokes
Summary: Oh, you are such a liar!
Keywords: oragasm, how many times
Organization: Gallaudet University English Dept
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 21:29:16 GMT

In article <76741@ut-emx.uucp>, yaron@anchor.as.utexas.edu (Mr. Sheffer) writes:
> In article <1992Jul25.063750.9384@cam.compserv.utas.edu.au> cjudd@esk (Craig Thomas Judd) writes:
>>Adam came first.
>>
>>Men always do!
> 
> Ehm. Please don't be so unspecific and generalizing. Some of us (OK, one
> at least) come only after she does many times. How can I ever forget my
> second main squeeze saying "I don't know how many times... I lost count
> in the middle..."
> 
> Ronny
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		seen "When Harry Met Sally", eh?

	Just when you think you've actually been performing
		fantasic, you find out they've been rehashing their
			afternoon soaps or other whatnot.

	(Goldie Hawn did a hellofan impression, didn't she?)

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From: hman@pro-haven.cts.com (Heath Allyn)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: One of those poeple...
Date: 21 Jul 92 05:53:39 GMT
Organization: ProLine [pro-haven] - Pariahs' Haven BBS, 409/693-8262, 9600-300

I,m so terribly sorry. I had no idea that I had so underestimated the level
of intellect and witty reparte that existed. Oh let me put that in layman's
terms-
        "I didn't fuckin know you's guys was so fuckin smart and shit."
From: stevek@providence (Steven Klitzing)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Gun control (was Re: democratic platform)
Date: 30 Jul 92 17:31:51 GMT
Organization: Informix Software, Inc.

In article <mckellar.711911075@sylvan-lk> mckellar@cs.UAlberta.CA (Neil  
McKellar) writes:
> lchsu@cayley.waterloo.edu (Leon C. Hsu) writes:
> 
> >GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ... AMERICANS KILL PEOPLE!
> 
> >-leon.
> 
> No no no no no.  Try again.
> 
> GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE ... BULLETS DO.
> 
> (unless you want to pistol whip someone really hard...:-)
> 
> Neil
> 
> ---
> I disclaim disclaiming...
> ---
No.  GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE...PEOPLE WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE.

or

GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE...DEATH DOES.
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: pam10@po.CWRU.Edu (Peter A. Margaritis)
Subject: REQUEST: LAWYER JOKE LIST
Organization: Case Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio, (USA)
Date: Wed, 22 Jul 92 12:33:58 GMT


Please e-mail me a the latest compliling of lawyer jokes.  Thanks!

-- 
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From: vdy5640@tm0006.lerc.nasa.gov (Vicki Yovoich)
Subject: Re: JOKES MAILING LIST
News-Software: VAX/VMS VNEWS 1.41    
Organization: NASA Lewis Research Center / Cleveland, Ohio
Date: 21 Jul 1992 12:30 EST  

In article <1992Jul16.211954.13980@Princeton.EDU>, jwithana@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Janaka Withana) writes...
>add me to it too willya?
> 
>--j
>-- 
Please add me too!
Vicki 
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From: pt@geovision.gvc.com (Paul Tomblin)
Subject: Re: Life 2.S
Reply-To: pt@geovision.gvc.com
Organization: Not officially GeoVision Systems Inc., Ottawa, Ontario
Date: Tue, 21 Jul 1992 12:59:28 GMT

From Henry Cate's posting:
>>Inscription on gold plaque from Academic Computing:
>>
>>"Presented to Donald Snow in recognition of his
>> invaluable  assistance in the recovery of the LaserWriter
>> stolen from the UCC cluster on January 16, 1988. Don's
>> impersonation of a helpful user consultant held the thief on
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> the phone long enough for a successful phone trace."

I like that "_impersonation_ of a helpful user consultant".  Like usually,
he's the BOFH - but he can impersonate a helpful user consultant when he has
to!

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 -- Joshua Heller (heller2@husc.harvard.edu) on rec.humor.funny
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From: kasvand@ccrs.emr.ca (Tony Kasvand)
Subject: Re: FUNNY NAMES
Organization: Canada Centre for Remote Sensing, Ottawa
Date: Mon, 27 Jul 1992 16:05:34 GMT

In article <92205.110300MBS116@psuvm.psu.edu> MBS116@psuvm.psu.edu (Michael B. Smith) writes:
>>I went to high school with Sandy Rump and later worked with a (James) Harry
>>Dick. The worst joke is getting stuck with a name like Smith...
>>
>I think an even worse joke is getting stuck with a name like Doug. 8-)
>
                       CHECK THIS OUT...

  There was a girl at our high school who was a very high
achiever.

  When they were presenting out awards, she had won a good
majority of them.

  Unfortunately, she didn't go to the stage to receive any of 
them because when they kept calling her name, everyone in the
audience broke out laughing hysterically.

       Her name was GANG BANG  !!! 
                     

  The funniest part was when the principal (not even realizing
what he was saying) kept repeating phrases like:

    "Is there a Gang Bang in the audience?"

    "We are looking for a Gang Bang."




** This isn't an Urban.Yeah_Right_Tonis.Legend , this did happen!!



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From: t9014123@phillip.edu.au
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Band Names
Date: 28 Jul 92 16:23:16 GMT
Organization: RMIT (Bundoora Campus)


I was in a band called the 'Doghouse Lifters', DHL for short.

Thinking behind the name : The old cartoon series Mighty Man & Yukk.
Ahhh memories...

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From: fred@dickens.com (Fred Stearns)
Subject: Kill File
Date: Wed, 29 Jul 1992 16:42:36 GMT
Organization: Dickens Data Systems, Inc.

A few months ago, I saw an example kill file posted here that would
kill articles that weren't funny.  Could somebody please re-post it?

--
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Everything's a kludge!
From: bruceh@hpspdla.spd.HP.COM (Bruce Hayek)
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 1992 23:34:17 GMT
Subject: Re: The sun comes up in the North (was Re: Stupidity (was Re: that'd be in the butt, bob))
Organization: HP Stanford Park - Palo Alto, CA
Newsgroups: rec.humor


Actually, this joke is sung:

A scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evenin' fair,
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share,
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet,
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Ring, ding, diddle-diddle, doddy-oh,
Ring, ding, diddle-eye-oh,
Oh, he stumbled of into the grass to sleep beside the street. [CHORUS]

About that time two young and lovely lassies happened by,
And one said to the other with a twinkle in her eye,
See yon sleeping scotsman so strong and handsome built,
I wonder if its true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.

[CHORUS]

They snuck up on that scot just as quiet as could be
And lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there, behold, for them to view beneath that scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

[CHORUS]

They marveled for a moment than one said 'we must be gone',
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along,
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
Around the bonnie star that scotsman's kilt did lift and show.

[CHORUS]

Now the scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled 'tward a tree,
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees,
And in a startled voice he cries to what's before his eyes,
'Now lad I don't know where ya ben, but I see you've won first prize!'

Ring-ding diddle-diddle,
dod-eye-oh,
Ring-ding, diddle-eye-oh,
Now lad I don't know where ya ben, but I see you've won first prize!!!!



A classic...


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From: fist@iscp.Bellcore.COM (Richard Pierson)
Subject: Re: Road signs
Reply-To: fist@iscp.Bellcore.COM (Richard Pierson)
Organization: Bell Communications Research (Bellcore)
Date: Thu, 23 Jul 92 17:46:34 GMT

Located on rt 3 or 30 by the Medina Locks in upper
New York State on way back to Ft Drum, a standard
8'x16' state green&white reflective highway sign.
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