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From: charlie@elektro.cmhnet.org (Charlie Smith)
Subject: Re: CBR600F2 dethroned by '93 ZX-6. Whine.
Organization: Why do you suspect that?
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 93 14:56:29 GMT

In article <1jirikINN3u6@darkstar.UCSC.EDU> starfish@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (Smarter than the Average Blur) writes:
>
>-Alan Waterman (CBR600F2LN 6 months old and not a scratch)
>
>P.S. I've seen a lot more high milage '87 and '88 Hurricanes than
>I have Beemers or Triumphs.

You've obviously been riding with your eyes closed!  Or, maybe you haven't
seen high milage BMW's parked because their owners are out riding them!


Charlie Smith   DoD #0709   doh #0000000004  &  MOA, RA, Buckey Beemers
From: npet@bnr.ca (Nick Pettefar)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Backed into
Date: 25 Jan 93 16:34:31 GMT
Organization: BNR Europe Ltd, Maidenhead, UK
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL8]

Richard Taylor (rct@fulcrum.co.uk) spewed forth:
: >> pursell@cheshire.oxy.edu (William Robert Pursell) quavered:
: >>   Yesterday a bloke backed into me.  My front
: >> mudguard was mangled and the front tyre was
: >> flattened.  Anyway, I took the mudguard off
: >> and the tyre holds air OK, but the steering 
: >> isn't quite straight (bars angle slightly
: >> to the right when riding in a straight line)
: >>   Any suggestions on straightening the steering
: >> head, and more importantly what to look for in
: >> terms of possible damage (i.e. might cause the
: >> bike to be unsafe)?  (Wimp!)

: Sod the handlebars, just make sure the forks are parallel. If not,
: then loosen the yokes, straighten them up, and retighten. If in the
: unlikely event that an individual fork isn't straight, then start
: crying, and saving up.

: Don't forget to check the wheel is still round, and that it doesn't have any
: cracks in the rim or spokes (especially if it's alloy).

: Regards,
: Richard Taylor  DoD #981

When I used to cras^H^H^H^Hride my RD350B a lot, I ofte^H^H^H^Hsometimes found
my handlebars at an angle other than 90' to the direction of burn er I mean er
travel.  The correct solution was to find a lamp-post near to a wall (just
happened to have one near my bedsit), jam the front wheel in and pull on the
appropriate side of the handle-bars.  Sometimes I would have to loosen the 
yoke bolts if RD was being obstructive.

If RD's forks were ever bent (mysteriously so) I would remove them and rest 
them between two (convenient) house bricks and pound them flat with a third.

For more tips on motorbike maintenance on two and thruppence ha'penny a week,
please don't hesitate to call...


Nick (the Frugal Biker)   DoD 1069   Concise Oxford   


M'Lud.
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: keith@eos.arc.nasa.gov (Keith Harris)
Subject: Kevlar Brake Pads?
Organization: NASA Ames Research Center
Distribution: usa
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 18:35:35 GMT


I recently saw a short article in one of the cycle rags about Kevlar brake
pads.  Does anyone have more information about these, or know which rag the
article was in?  Their reporter was impressed with the quality and feel of
the Kevlar pads and listed a shop in Santa Barbara which imports them from
Italy.  Any pointers and/or information will be helpful.  Thanks.

Keith Harris
'86 Concours
COG #1219

Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: vwelch@ncsa.uiuc.edu (Von Welch)
Subject: Re: LOOK OUT BERKELEY RESIDENT
Organization: Nat'l Ctr for Supercomp App (NCSA) @ University of Illinois
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 15:14:08 GMT

In article <28657@dog.ee.lbl.gov>, mattho@heifer.lbl.gov (Matt Ho) writes:
|> My motorcycle was stolen from my garage yesterday between 2pm and 7pm. It
|> was a 90 CBR600 with a U-Lock on the back wheel. The thieves dragged my
|> bike out to the open then loaded it into a truck and hauled it away. My 
|> meighbor then told me that it was the 3rd bike stolen from the milvia/delaware
|> area. This could be the work of one group so beware. Lock your motorcycle to
|> something if you can. BTW, if anyone see a white/grey CBR600 with widened tires
|> and chrome arms with lic# 13A5909, let me know or inforn the police for me.
|> Thank you and look out for your own bike.

Good luck, but a friend of mine had his CBR600 stolen. They found it two days
later, stripped down to the frame and block. They took all the body work,
tires, spark plugs, pistons, tank, etc.

My regrets.

-- 
Von Welch (vwelch@ncsa.uiuc.edu)	NCSA Networking Development Group
'93 CBR600F2			'78 KZ650		'83 Subaru GL 4WD

- I speak only for myself and those who think exactly like me -
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: Eric@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (93CBR900RR)
Subject: dod watches attn: cliff weston
Keywords: need email address
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 08:45:12 GMT

Sorry to waste bacdwidth, but i don't have the original article and i don't
have your email address,cliff.  I'd like a DOD watch.  Please email me back
your email and real address.  Please also mail back the amount that the check
should be written for...is it still $25 US?

				thanks 		

				eric    chu@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu

i really have to get a sig...
From: gnome@pd.org (Mike Mitten)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Goofy nicknames
Date: 26 Jan 1993 19:10:28 GMT
Organization: The Laughing Gnome Software Farm, Atlanta, GA, USA
NNTP-Posting-Host: noel.pd.org
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.1 PL6]

Ed Green - Pixel Cruncher (egreen@East.Sun.COM) wrote:
>People are always telling Sandy (my wife) that she sounds like
>a golf course...

But even that's not as odd as the fact that *you* look almost exactly
like a younger Ed Hardy (at least in the one good .GIF I've got).

  -Mike

Mike Mitten - gnome@pd.org - ...!emory!pd.org!gnome - AMA#675197 - DoD#522
Irony is the spice of life.     '90 Bianchi Backstreet  '82 Suzuki GS850GL
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: bigdog!jon (Jon Wright)
Subject: Re: old tennis shoe? (was: Aerostitch Questions)
Organization: Pages Software Inc.
Date: Fri, 22 Jan 1993 21:16:22 GMT

Kevin J. Gunning writes

> They will kind of bulge and stick out.  However, it you wash the suit
> once and then dry it in the dryer (with an old tennis shoe to increase
> the effect) it will get much softer and the bunching will not be a 
> real problem.

OK, I'll bite.  I consider myself an enlightened male, but this tennis shoe  
thing has me stumped.
From: jfriedl@TUBBY.MACH.CS.CMU.EDU (Jeffrey Friedl)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Backed into
Date: 24 Jan 93 14:56:47 GMT
Article-I.D.: cs.C1D5In.4Ct.1
Reply-To: jfriedl@cs.cmu.edu
Organization: Omron Corporation / Carnegie Mellon

molenda@i8.msi.umn.edu (Jason Molenda) writes:
|> (actually, this is the real reason I'm moving to Japan:  getting that
|> monster of a bike out of ditches is really tough!  I need a lighter
|> bike to crash. :)

Well, you'll get a lot of practice... (sort of).

I learned riding in Japan, and had spent a couple of years riding dippy
scooters before getting a motorcycle. In retrospect, this was a really
lucky way to go, as it let me sort of ease into "nihonteki unten-dou"
(``The Enlightened Way of the Japanese Driver'').

To someone from The States, drivers in Japan appear to be *exceedingly*
dangerous and rude. However, this is mostly because the American doesn't
know "the rules"... what is and isn't common.  For example, it's common
to drive at night with only parking brakes on. If you know this and pay
attention for it, it's not particularly dangerous.  However, if you expect
to easily see anyone driving without actively looking, you'll get creamed
the first time you try to cross the street after dark.

So, as one becomes more accustom to The Way, one's opinion moves from
"exceedingly dangerous and rude" to "exceedingly selfish and inept".
Ah, but that's a different story.

Anyway, what prompted my "you'll get a lot of practice" statement is that
you, as one confident in his abilities on the road, will run a good chance
of keeping that confidence on the Japanese road where you really shouldn't
be so confident until you learn The Way.  I was pretty damn scared when
I started, and so took things easy.  Now I push harder (much harder :-),
but I'm sure many would still consider me a whimpy driver because I
generally consider saftey more important than fun.  And this attitude is
particularly healthful in Japan.

And what prompted the "(sort of)" above is that they generally don't have
ditches the way we do.  They tend to have sort of "concrete gutters" on either
side of the road (small roads... large roads generally have nothing).
The roads tend to be not very wide, so these "gutters" are pretty near where
you drive. The road just drops off crisply, several feet straight down.
They're anywhere from six inches to a yard wide.  It would be very unfun
to loose the front wheel into one on a curve, at speed.... I'd rather have
a ditch....

But hey, Enjoy!
	*jeff*

PS: If you'll be in Kansai (Kyoto/Osaka/Kobe), get in touch. I'll show you
    some little-known supertwisties off in the mountains west of Kyoto.

DoD##4  Honda CBR250R Hurricane
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Jeffrey Eric Francis Friedl   jfriedl@cs.cmu.edu -or- jfriedl@omron.co.jp
Omron Corporation, Section RZC, Shimokaiinji, Nagaokakyo Kyoto 617, Japan
Visiting researcher to the Mach Project, Carnegie Mellon University
From: lewis@unpsun1.cc.unp.ac.za (Greg Lewis)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: Ducati 900 (Mike Halwood Replica)
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 14:15:48 GMT
Organization: Univeristy of Natal, Pietermaritzburg, RSA
NNTP-Posting-Host: pc022.cc.unp.ac.za

In article <1993Jan25.101223.2606@inland.com> bloom@inland.com writes:
>From: bloom@inland.com
>Subject: Re: Ducati 900 (Mike Halwood Replica)
>Date: 25 Jan 93 10:12:23 CST
>In article <lewis.11.727429339@unpsun1.cc.unp.ac.za>, lewis@unpsun1.cc.unp.ac.za (Greg Lewis) writes:
>> 
>> Gudday All!
>> 
>> I was wondering if anyone out there knew a good reliable supplier who won't 
>> charge me the earth for Ducati Spares. I am in South Africa and all spares 
>> have to be imported.  
>> 
>> Thanks in advance.
>> 
>> Greg Lewis
>
>Try MCC in Lombard, Illinois, USA.  Excellent Ducati shop, good supply 
>of spares, and very knowledgable owner/mechanics.  Got a spare 
>$40,000?  They have a 340 lb Ducati on their floor, with mucho 
>carbon fibre work (mufflers and body parts) that makes about 
>120 horsepower.  I'll get their address and phone # later.
>........Dr. Doom
Thanks but $40 000 is definately a no no...
As much as I would like to get my hands on it.

Greg
From: rbemben@timewarp.prime.com (Rich Bemben)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: ST1100 info.?
Date: 26 Jan 93 19:40:58 GMT
Expires: 15 Feb 93 05:00:00 GMT
Distribution: na
Organization: Computervision

In article <marcl.727921903@os-d> marcl@os-d.isc-br.com (H. Marc Lewis) writes:
>Chuck.Cole@f78.n282.z1.tdkt.kksys.com (Chuck Cole) writes:
>Chuck, you really should *RIDE* an ST1100 before condeming it.
>                                                          ...  As for riding
>agressively, the ST1100 is the K-bike's equal at least up to serious
>racetrack speeds.  True, the ST1100 is heavier, but it *FEELS* lighter,
>especially when doing low-speed maneuvering, like parking and U-turns.

Well, I didn't ride one but sure chased one belonging to Dave Dorfman, 
last Fall, and I can attest that for a big looking bike (looks like a 
GW from te rear 8-)) all Dave had to do was drop his right wrist a hair and
me & ole Bonne were left a half a mile back down the road - got so that I 
almost got off the bike at 75 mph just to see if I'd stopped...8-\

Dave & the rest of the NE_DOD'ers - see y'all Sat. night...


Rich Bemben - DoD #0044                     rbemben@timewarp.prime.com
1977 750 Triumph Bonneville                 (617) 275-1800 x 4173
"Fear not the evil men do in the name of evil, but heaven protect
 us from the evil men do in the name of good"
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: bigdog!jon (Jon Wright)
Subject: Re: Tank Bag Monopole Magnets
Organization: Pages Software Inc.
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 1993 17:51:20 GMT

Chris BeHanna writes
> In article <C1DJtA.EuM@vuse.vanderbilt.edu> dab@vuse.vanderbilt.edu (Flash)  
writes:
> >In article <1993Jan22.212815.461@pages.com> bigdog!jon (Jon Wright) writes:
> >>I asked somebody at MotoPort about this and they said the ceramic magnets,  
> >>which were more powerful than the previous metalic ones, were also  
polarized or
> >>uni-directional or something, which prevented screwing up your disks and  
cards. 
> > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >
> >The Monopole Magnet(tm) was first pioneered by Jillian Spaghtorpe, Lord
> 
> 	There is No Such Thing as a Magnetic Monopole.
> 
> >>I guess the next obvious question is, "How do you know if they're polarized  
or 
> >>not?"
> 
> 	All magnets have polarity.
> 
> 	Was a fun article, though Flash.

Since I last posted this message, I've been asking around and a couple of other  
dealers of other packs also insist they have these wierd magnets.  Sharp,  
Lockhart, and Eclipse, to name three.  I specifically asked why such-and-such a  
bag is a good bag and the response was, "It's these magnets, dude."

So, what gives?  They may not be monopole, but enough semi-educated counter  
jockeys seem to be on to something here.
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
From: ramage@ece.scarolina.edu (Dan Ramage)
Subject: Re: Rising Insurance Charges versus decreasing Accident Rate (U.K)
Keywords: insurance, accidents
Organization: USC  Department of Computer Science
Date: 25 Jan 93 22:33:08 GMT

mjs@sys.uea.ac.uk (Mike Sixsmith) writes:


>Last weeks U.K. Motorcycle News carried a story about how the
>number of motorcycle deaths in this country had virtually halved
>over the last five years, making motorcyclists the only group
>of road-users to have met the governments targets for reducing
>deaths on the road - only the targets were intended to be achieved
>in something like five years time.

>What I want to know is this - why, when the number of deaths is dropping,
>and also presumably the accident rate, is the cost of motorcycle insurance
>going through the roof?? Are insurance companies making fortunes out
>of us?? Were we getting our insurance on the cheap before?? Is it the cost
>of all the plastic fairings on our racer-reps that we are paying for??
>Is it the increasing numbers of machines being stolen?? 

>Anyone out there got any answers??

Sorta sounds like what happened in California a couple of years
ago when they had some strict water usage for residents enforced.
Well the residents had reduced their water consumption to the
regulations.  However this meant the water company was losing
money, so they upped the rates.

Has anyone else seen/read about some insurance companies denying
people coverage because of their genetic inheritance?  I caught
just a mention of it on CNN but did not see the segment.



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From: cls@chas.cadence.com (Charlie Seddon)
Subject: Whitehorse Press Moto Books
Originator: cls@chas
Keywords: Books
Organization: Cadence Design Systems
Distribution: usa
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 15:25:51 GMT


I've just received my Whitehorse Press Motorcycle Book and Video Catalog.
It has `OVER 500 TITLES'!

To order yours:

Phone: 1-800-531-1133
Fax:   1-617-241-5247

Address:
Whitehorse Press
154 West Brookline Street
Boston, MA 02118

I've gotten their motorcycle touring book, and it's very good.  They also have
a good book on New England Touring.

Not affiliated, just good moto info.

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From: rogerc@discovery.uk.sun.com (Roger Collier)
Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles
Subject: Re: CBR600F2 dethroned by '93 ZX-6. Whine.
Date: 26 Jan 93 17:05:12 GMT
Reply-To: rogerc@discovery.uk.sun.com
Organization: Sun Microsystems (UK) Ltd
NNTP-Posting-Host: discovery.uk.sun.com


In article 5752@hasler.ascom.ch,  kevinh@hslrswi.hasler.ascom.ch (kevinh) writes:
>
>
>And what is it for Londoners around the M25 ?? :-). I seem to remember 
>that there used to be a race around it every year (ala Cannonball), an
>XJS held the record at that time (as in the real Cannonball).
>

From soc.culture.british:
>The M25 is about 134 miles all the way round!
>
>A bit of trivia: The M25 motorway police, as part of their training,
>have to do a speed trial around the entire M25 except for the tunnel
>in a hour or less.
>
>-- 
>      Geoff Landergan                         geoffl@kells.demon.co.uk
>      Mitcham, Surrey, UK
>      +44 81 646 2605

Believe it or not!

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From: jjd1@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (james.j.dutton)
Subject: Re: Definitive HD TV/Vid Authorized Collectible
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 15:03:15 GMT

In article <4622@cvbnetPrime.COM> tjohnson@anyway.UUCP (Tod Johnson (617) 275-1800 x2317) writes:
>
>	First off; let me begin my reply. The "shear love of a woman" can
>literally make a man do anything considered insane. If I a woman loved me
>as I am imagining this woman loved the stupid bastard that pushed his bike
>off a cliff; then yes I would push my very own bike off a cliff. 
>
>	You see Dick, woman are the most sought after, and powerful forces
>in the universe. It is too often that men underestimate their need for the
>companionship of a woman; and more important, the loving and caring that
>women possess and can share with a man. Woman are unsurpassed in beauty on
>this earth. They are unsurpassed in the ability to express and eminate love
>on this earth. As soon as men realize this and deal with it, we'll be better
>off. It's not a matter of control as much as it is a matter of respect. Men
>need to respect woman for what they are as woman, and as individuals.
>
>Sincerely;
>
>Tod J. Johnson

Wide Band Come on Value  +9.2
 
================================================================================
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 Sesquipedalian's 'R' Us. ZX-10. AMA#669373 DoD#564. There ain't no more.
================================================================================
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: as useful as
Date: 25 Jan 93 14:41:45 GMT
Reply-To: ahummel@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <1993Jan24.042035.8499@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, pts2@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (PAUL THOMAS STROBL) writes:
|> In article <1993Jan20.211246.26743@ccd.harris.com>, kdauplai@controls.ccd.harris
|> .com (Kim Dauplaise) writes:
|> >
|> >As useful as tits on a bull .  (learned at my Mother's knee. And I thought she
|> >loved me!)
|> >
|> I originally heard it as:
|> 
|>    As useless as tits on a nun.
         ^^^^^^^

Shouldn't it be "used less" ?
From: cep@cs.nott.ac.uk (Charlie Pearce)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Earthquake songs
Date: 23 Jan 93 01:27:03 GMT
Organization: Nottingham University

In article <1993Jan21.102459@is.morgan.com> mike@is.morgan.com (Michael Lewis) writes:
>
>"Shake it up" - The Cars
>"You ain't seen nothin' yet" - Bachman Turner Overdrive  (while waiting for after-shocks)

Rocking all over the world - Status Quo
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: lkahn@mitre.org (Larry Kahn)
Subject: Re: Fortunes for cookies wanted!
Organization: The MITRE Corporation
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 13:42:38 GMT

I swear that I got this one years ago at some dive in Boston so don't 
bother flaming me for it:

"Woman's mouth like all night drugstore - always open"

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From: carr@fog.cs.odu.edu (Eric Carr)
Subject: Re: Read this in case of fire.
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, Va
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:14:55 GMT

In article <1993Jan24.164510.82285@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> sh09@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (STEVEN HIGGINS) writes:
>In article <C1C9FL.C2r@coral.cs.unm.edu>, sgupta@coral.cs.unm.edu (Sarang Gupta)
> writes:
>>In article <1jsdmaINNpri@crcnis1.unl.edu> e_p@unl.edu (edgar pearlstein) writes
>:
>>>
>>>   Not now, you idiot.  IN CASE OF FIRE.
>>Hey! This post really raised my ire...
>
>    Aw, chill out.  They have nothing better to do in Nebraska except
>    scoop snow this time of year.  Think of it as Revenge!  :-)

It's a cascade, you fool -- you've never been to Stonehenge?


-- 

					Eric Carr
				-- The Cyber Linguist --
From: s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.edu.au (Cameron Hooper)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Misc Traffic Rules
Date: 27 Jan 93 16:24:24 +1000
Organization: University of New South Wales

In article <C1GppI.E48@newcastle.ac.uk>, Gavin.Dodds@newcastle.ac.uk (Gavin Dodds) writes:
> 
>   Give way only to vehicles bigger than yours!
> 
>   (In Britain, at least) A single yellow line by the side of the road means "Park here" a double yellow line means "Double park here".
> 
>   All other drivers are morons, expect them to do something stupid at any time.
> 
When driving in Sydney never use your indicators.  It gives your
strategy away.
 
-- 
Cameron Hooper
s9000289@csdvax.csd.unsw.oz.au

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: cmtan@iss.nus.sg (Tan Chade Meng - with Dan)
Subject: Re: Joke
Organization: Institute Of Systems Science, NUS
X-Newsreader: Tin 1.1 PL4
Date: Thu, 28 Jan 1993 06:17:06 GMT

gschmidt@silver.sdsmt.edu (Gary Schmidt) writes:
: Jokes.'  If more are wanted, there are plenty more where this one came
: from.
:

Keep 'em coming!

Tan

Newsgroups: rec.humor