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From: rolleston_c@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz (Chris Rolleston)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Masturbating Robot
Date: 15 Sep 92 01:32:49 GMT
Reply-To: rolleston_c@kosmos.wcc.govt.nz
Organization: Wellington City Council, Wgtn, NZ
NNTP-Posting-Host: kosmos.wcc.govt.nz


 
Did you hear the one about the masturbating Robot?
 
He pulled himself to bits.
 _
(_)o
/\  \ Help!  I've been stuck in here for years and years...
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: gilmore@venice.sedd.trw.com (Larry Gilmore)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: TRW Systems Engineering & Development Division, Carson, CA
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 15:44:04 GMT

In article <1992Sep7.164904.16653@inesc.pt> jota@iguana.UUCP (Joao Pedro Martins) writes:
>In article <cm182s182.04i3@pdrome.UUCP> cm182s182@pdrome.UUCP (Clayton Miner) writes:
>>RE:  american food
>>
>>We don't have *any*!  We adopted foods from all over the world so we wouldn't 
>>*have* to cook at home!  ;)
>> 
>>Skeksis - Me transmitte susrum, Caledoni
The only thing that could even come close to "American Cuisine" would be
Cajun- and even that's a mix from other lands!

>
>	Can someone *PLEASE* tell me what a "oxymoron" is ???
>	It's not in the dictionary, and i'm tired of reading them (the oxymorons,
>	not the dictionaries :)
>
Gee- you must have a REALLY bad dictionary.  My $0.25/volume Funk & Wagnalls
(a supermarket bargain) has it!

No, I'm not gonna tell ya!  You'll remember it better if you go to the
library and look it up!

>----
> joao Pedro Martins, Lisboa, Portugal - jota@tutor.UUCP
> 
> "Carpe Diem, she muttered, and laughed. We seize the day.	
>  Well, sometimes, the day seizes back !" (Psychodrome) 


-- 
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TRW SEDD, DH1/2849
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Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ksampath@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Krishna S Sampath)
Subject: Re: Lawyer jokes needed!!!!!!!!
Organization: The Ohio State University
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 00:53:05 GMT

In article <1992Sep10.210942.107198@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> dfp1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (DANIEL FRANCIS PRATT) writes:
>
>    Help my G.P.A.......
>
>    My law prof. offered to up anyone's grade a whole
>    letter if they could bring in just one joke that
>    makes lawyers look good.  Please e-mail me any that
>    you can think of and I'll post a list of all the
>    good ones.
>-- 

     a true optimist!!!!!!!!

:-)
krishna

-- 
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ohio state u, electroscience lab......(614) 292-7981 (w)....(614) 292-7297  (f)
1320 kinnear rd, columbus, oh 43212...(614) 293-0913 (h)...011-91-4542-4127 (H)
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From: thorson@typhoon.atmos.colostate.edu (Bill Thorson)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Hurricane Joke
Date: 5 Sep 92 21:00:21 GMT
Organization: Colorado State University -- Atmos Sci


  I understand that the damage estimates were only about 200 million
but got bumped up to 20 billion.  This is because mainly because of
Homestead Air Force Base.  At $4000.00 a toilet seat the estimates
are rising rapidly.

Bill


-- 
#!/bin/sh
#-----------------------------------------------------------------------#
echo Bill Thorson                   thorson@typhoon.atmos.colostate.edu
echo Dept of Atmospheric Science    +1 303 491-8339
echo Colorado State University
echo Ft. Collins,  CO  80523
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From: tes0@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (THOMAS EDWIN SCHMIDLIN)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Mixed Up Movie Titles
Date: 13 Sep 92 23:27:33 GMT
Organization: Lehigh University

In article <19986@fritz.filenet.com>, sandra@felix.filenet.com (Sandra Cole) wri
tes:
>
>
>All of us at one time or another have gotten confused about movie titles
>and called them something other than what they actually were.  Sometimes
>this makes for some very amusing was not was movie titles.   A while
>ago a man I used to work with was telling a group of us about how he
>was going to see a film that he heard was supposed to be really good.
>He said the name of the movie was "Monkeys in the Fog".  After about
>ten seconds we all realized he was talking about "Gorillas in the
>Mist", and we laughing and OTF:-).  Does anyone else have any incidents
>like this?
>
>Sandra
>

One guy I know always got two movie titles mixed up, coming out with things
like "Silence of the Enemy"  and  "Sleeping with the Lambs."
-- 


Tom Schmidlin       DEEP THOUGHTS: By Jack Handey - If God dwells inside
TES0@LEHIGH.EDU         us, like some people say, I sure hope he likes
215-758-0875            enchiladas, cause that's what he's getting.
Xref: sparky rec.humor:28666 aus.jokes:1254
Newsgroups: rec.humor,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: amusing system errors
From: jhsegal@wiscon.weizmann.ac.il (Livy)
Date: Tue, 15 Sep 1992 11:39:03 GMT
Organization: Weizmann Institute of Science, Computation Center

Not exactly the same,but something funny which happened to a friend of mine.
A lot of time ago when he first tried to use a computer,he inserted a DOS diskette
but he didn't know what he have to do next,so he tried something.The computer
"answer" was,of course  Bad coomand or file name   so he tried to write
at the A> prompt:
A>Bad command
or
A>file name


Funny,isn't it?
Livy
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: ahummel@ems.cdc.com (H. Austin Hummel)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Quote by Woody Allen
Date: 14 Sep 92 12:30:52 GMT
Reply-To: you@ems.cdc.com
Organization: Empros Systems International, a division of CDC

In article <loon.54@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za>, loon@underdog.ee.wits.ac.za (LOON M J) writes:
|> 
|> >My brain: it's my second favourite organ.
|> >  - Woody Allen
|> 
|> How about:
|> 
|> I had a troubled childhood - I was breastfed from falsies.
|> 

Would that result in Artificial Intelligence?
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: rdippold@qualcom.qualcomm.com (Ron Dippold)
Subject: Re: American joke (oxymoron)
Organization: Qualcomm, Inc., San Diego, CA
Date: Sun, 6 Sep 1992 07:08:08 GMT


>>I dare you to cross post this to soc.culture.usa
>                                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Hah Ha Ha ha, get it! get it!  soc.culture.usa !!!!
>get it yet!
>               culture in the US of A, ha ha ha what a joke!!!!
>This is Hilarious

Actually, the really hilarious thing is that the world demand for
Coke and Pepsi, McDonalds, Levis, Madonna, etc. is almost bottomless.
All that culture the US doesn't have makes quite a tidy profit.
-- 
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
Newsgroups: rec.humor,talk.bizarre
From: rigler@galileo.ifa.hawaii.edu (Michael Rigler)
Subject: Re: Sick Joke
Organization: IFA
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 03:17:01 GMT

Darin Cowan (root) writes:
>Kevin Schnitzius writes:
>
>> I am sorry to inform you of this Martin, but some subjects are just
>> not politically correct enough to discussed in this news froup.  You 
>> must learn not to patronize wymen and never, ever even consider making
>> jokes about abortion or rape.  I am not kidding.
>
>I hope this was a joke because it was the most hilarious thing I've read
>in here for a while.
>
>I presume a "wymen" is really "women" or "woman" typed on a Dvorak
>keyboard with the keys mixed up or something?

WHAT!?!?  Congratulations Darin, you've just volunteered to be the next
great t.b mysoginist, and I shall be the first in line to flame you for 
it:

You bastard.  What kind of macho, woman-hating, Carasso-licking pervert
are you?  

Before you met your present girlfriend, she enjoyed wholesome granola, 
tie dye tee-shirts, and the enabling, uplifting music of the Indigo 
Girls.  She wore enough Patchouli to kill off all the mosquitos in 
Africa.  And most importantly, she had a mind of her own.

Now you've ruined her.  She likes Axl Rose.  She eats her steak raw.  
She wears french perfumes, lacy push-up bras, black pumps, and those 
stockings with the line up the back.

How she could choose to stay with a jerk like you I'll never understand.  
Why, I'll bet that when you tie her up and beat her, you don't even have 
the common decency to put on a Nazi uniform first!

And as for sex.  HAH!  Perhaps the less we say about your feeble pawings 
beneath the sheets, the better.   It goes without saying that refuse to 
wear a condom, yet when you get her pregnant every six months you refuse 
to consider abortion.  And if the baby turns out to be a "useless" female, 
you have it placed out on the cruel steppes to die of exposure or be 
devoured by wolves.

Don't bother trying to deny any of this, Mr. Darin "Ghengis" Cowan!!!

Rigler
--
"Who wants head butt?  (I do I do)"  -BoBTeCh
From: cm182s182@pdrome.UUCP (Clayton Miner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Fun with cats
Date: 2 Sep 92 13:59:54 GMT
Organization: The PowerDrome BBS [(716)825-3614 CNet]
X-BBS-Software: EXCELSIOR! v0.95f

Hi there.  this is being posted to E-Mail because I do not want to start a 
battle over this, but I gotta be honest with you, except for the last joke 
about the cat sounding like a dog, I really did not think this was all that 
funny.  I am not trying to start a flame here just calmy expressing my opinion 
because I am against cruelty to animals of all kinds...expect 
politicians...only they are vegitables aren't they....
 
Skeksis - Morde manubrium meun
Organization: Penn State University
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 1992 22:27:27 EDT
From: <HCM100@psuvm.psu.edu>
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Lawyer jokes needed!!!!!!!!
 <1992Sep11.005305.7658@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>

>
>In article <1992Sep10.210942.107198@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> dfp1@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu
>(DANIEL FRANCIS PRATT) writes:
>>
>>    Help my G.P.A.......
>>
>>    My law prof. offered to up anyone's grade a whole
>>    letter if they could bring in just one joke that
>>    makes lawyers look good.  Please e-mail me any that
>>    you can think of and I'll post a list of all the
>>    good ones.
>>--

Ahhhhhh, I see that the American educational system is still maintaining
it's high standards.  I'll bet that an extra credit term paper outlining
parlimentary proceedings in contrast to Asian management techniques would
only garner a couple of extra points.

And this isn't a flame.  Things aren't too much better here either...

ObJoke:  Liberal Education

Hans C. Masing | HCM100@PSUVM.psu.edu  | Penn State University MIS Dept |
"What's the matter, you dissentious rogues, that in scratching the poor
itch of your opinion make yourselves scabs?" - Will Shakespeare
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: scot@jlc.mv.com (Scot Salmon)
Subject: Re: Funny Names
Organization: John Leslie Consulting, Milford NH
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 1992 19:47:35 GMT

In article <1992Sep9.074847.23765@alf.uib.no> s312@brems.ii.uib.no (Permjit Bhamra) writes:
>clyde@brahms.udel.edu (Clarence W Robinson) writes:
>: Delaware has a State Senator (or at least had one) named Al O. Plant.
>: No lie.  He always included his middle initial.
>

The Representative from my district in the US House has the unfortunate
name of Dick Swett. Always uses Dick, too, not Richard, even on official
correspondence. Rumor has it that he even CHANGED it to that, and that it
used to be something else, but I don't think that's true.


-- 
                                          - Scot Salmon (scot@jlc.mv.com)

Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcrawfor@sol.UVic.CA (Bryan Crawford)
Subject: Road Signs
Organization: University of Victoria
Date:  5 Sep 92 22:33:31 GMT

I recently read a posting which described a funny road sign, and thought
I'd add a few of my own.

1) "DRIVE SLOW"   (who writes the road signs in the US?  Don't they have
to graduate from elementary school?)

2) "NO OUTLET"  (does this mean 'dead end' or that you'll need a solar
powered hairdryer?)

3) "NO SIGHT DISTANCE"  (?)

All of these were _real_ road signs seen in Hawaii.  One more before I go...
At the side of the road as we approached an intersection, attractively planted
in a fower garden was a wooden sign with painted flowers palm trees, and the
letters S, T, O and P...'oh, what a lovely sign' *CRASH*

Cheers
-- 

bcrawfor@Sol.UVic.CA  -- member of the society for simple .signatures (SSS)
From: verghese@boi.hp.com (Phil Verghese)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: How fat is she?
Date: 8 Sep 92 22:52:00 GMT
Organization: Hewlett-Packard

She's so fat that...

    she's got more Chins than a Chinese phonebook
    she's got more rolls than a bakery
    you've got to roll her in flour to find the wet spots
    
    

-- 
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Phil Verghese        	     | DISCLAIMER: It wasn't me!  I must have just
Hewlett-Packard	    	     | left my terminal for a minute!  I would NEVER 
verghese@hpdmd48.boi.hp.com  | write anything like that, you know me!
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: dnichols@engr.latech.edu (Dennis Nichols)
Subject: Re Road Signs
Organization: Louisiana Tech University
Distribution: Usa
Date: Tue, 8 Sep 1992 18:28:27 GMT

Personally I like the signs you see in the middle of a construction area :

	CONSTRUCTION WORK

As if you hadn't already notice the past Eight miles of construction.


	DJN
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: osinski@chtm.eece.unm.edu (Marek Osinski)
Subject: Re: Czech joke.
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 92 20:09:37 GMT
Organization: University of New Mexico, Albuquerque

In article <1992Aug27.222500.1192@bnlux1.bnl.gov> KARLIN@BNLCL6.BNL.GOV (P.L. Cowan) writes:
>When I visited Czechoslovakia last year I discovered that the Czechs are some
>of the best joke tellers in the world. I especially like the old anti-communism
>jokes from before the "Velvet Revolution". Here is my favorite:
>
Interestingly enough, the very same joke, but with Polish rather than Czech 
grandpa and with Czechoslovakia replaced by Poland, was quite popular in Poland.
I've heard it well before 1980. 

>A kind old Czech grandpa died and went to heaven. God said, "You have been such
>a kind man, always concerned with others and never yourself. I am going to
>grant you three wishes for what you have always wanted."
>
>Grandpa: Three wishes? For me? Well the first wish is that the Chinese army
>should attack Czechoslavakia, and we should defeat them!
>
>God: That is a strange wish, but it shall be.
>
>Grandpa: Really? It will happen as I said? Then my second wish is that it
>should happen again.
>
>God: The same wish again? Well, it shall be. And the third?
>
>Grandpa: The same again.
>
>God: Oh well, it shall be, but tell me why do you want China to attack
>Czechoslovakia three times, and defeated three times?
>
>Grandpa: Oh God! Can you imagine the Chinese Army going six times across
>Russia?

Marek Osinski
From: dos@major.panix.com (Dave O'Shea)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Pearl Harbour (was Re:Agnostics and Athiests)
Date: 11 Sep 92 02:38:01 GMT
Organization: ACME products - artillery division

fulton@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Ben Fulton) writes:

> In <1992Sep7.200406.49637@ccvax.ucd.ie> wboatclb@ccvax.ucd.ie writes:
> 
> >>     Over?!?  Nothing is over until we say it is!  Was it over when the Ger
> >> bombed Pearl Harbor?
> >> 
> >I think the Japanese deserve the credit here. 
> 
> You're wrong.  The Germans never bombed the Japanese.

Well, not at Pearl Harbor, anyway!


--
"A leopard never changes his stripes" 
           -- Al Gore, candidate for vice-president
Newsgroups: rec.humor
From: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Subject: Re: N-Man #4-- Rapidly becoming a collector's item!
Reply-To: bcash@crchh410.BNR.CA (Brian Cash)
Organization: Bell-Northern Research Ltd.
Date: Tue, 08 Sep 1992 07:09:44 GMT

(on Tick(tm) Quote)

The Tick is one of THE funniest comic book heroes EVER!
His comics spoof EVERYTHING! The ninjas are reduced from
dangerous assassins down to merchandising [sic] gimmics!
I read the quote in the two part "Circus of "<something>,
the listing of all the players in the Tick series.
Get to your nearest comic book shop and check it out.
(BTW with all the "no, really, honestly"'s and :)'s and
the accuracy of the quote, I lost track of if you were 
joking or not. I posted just in case : )

Brian /-|-\
From: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au (Shadow.,,,)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: Re: Christian Joke
Date: 7 Sep 92 04:28:21 GMT
Reply-To: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au
Originator: bsercomb@neumann.une.edu.au

> In previous post I said last time, but here I go again. Namely
> I understand that not everyone is Christian and therefore is going
> to understand the offense towards jokes about Christ's suffering, now
> thats understandable. But common sense should prevail, first of all
> the man (God to others) was innocent, was tortured, beaten and killed
> most brutally. Is there anything funny in joking about murder?
> Why don't we crack jokes about Martin Luther's death, or John
> Kennedy's death?, it's just not appropriate. Sure there is the freedom 
> of speech, allowing to post anything - but it would be nice if people 
> had more sensitivity, like maybe all of us laugh instead of just 1/2.
> It's called style.
> 
> Flames or comments welcomed.

Not a flame, just a quote:

"Mr. Lincon, DUCK!" -Robin Williams.

[please excuse me if I can't spell the presidents name!]

A hell of a lot of jokes come from the suffering of someone else. Just think
about being with a group of friends, if someone falls over, the first thing 
the rest of us does is laugh! I mean WHO THE HELL CARES? The first thing anyone
should know in this news group is that *nothing* is sacred.

Brad.
From: jgb@prism.gatech.EDU (James G. Baker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Bill Cosby's TurtleHeads routine Information WANTED
Date: 10 Sep 92 00:30:25 GMT
Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology

Where can I find a recording of Bill Cosby doing his Turtle Head routine?
Is it called turtle heads?  What album is it on?  Have you ever heard of it?

Please respond to : casman@eecom.gatech.edu         Thanks...

(I am posting this for a friend.)  

-- 
James G. Baker                   | Phone: (404) 853-9984 
School of Electrical Engineering | GIT: jgb@prism, jgb@ee, jgb@cc, jgb@eecom
Georgia Institute of Technology  | uucp: ...!{hplabs,purdue}!gatech!prism!jgb 
Atlanta, Georgia 30332-0250      | Internet: jgb@prism.gatech.edu
From: fleck@sybil.cs.Buffalo.EDU (richard j fleck)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Republican dance music
Date: 15 Sep 92 21:24:53 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: State University of New York at Buffalo/Comp Sci
Originator: fleck@sybil.cs.Buffalo.EDU

Theme song for the republicans
The country song

Help I'm White and I can't get down!

--
From: ifaq570@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Allen Kitchen)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Request for Lyrics: Lydia
Date: 9 Sep 92 14:35:11 GMT
Organization: The University of Texas at Austin





	You can find the lyrics to "Lydia the tatooed lady" on
rec.tv.muppets.   It has been posted there 3 times now. I cannot remember
all the lines right now however. 

allen
ifaq570@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu
From: kml@cellar.org (kml)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Lydia Lyrics
Date: 9 Sep 92 12:54:22 GMT
Organization: The Cellar BBS and public access system

Received from:
From: letha sullivan <lethas@hpmwmat.sr.hp.com>
who saw them posted in rec.humor.


                   Lydia, The Tattooed Lady


Words by E. Y. Garburg                  Copyright 1939 by Leo Feist, Inc
Music by Harold Arlen                   All Rights Controlled and Administered
                                        by CBS Feist Catalog, Inc.

            As sung by Groucho Marx in "At the Circus" (1939)

Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia, 
Oh! Lydia The Tatooed Lady,
She has eyes that folks adore so.  
And a toso even more so.
Lydia, oh! Lydia, that "Encyclopedia", 
Oh! Lydia, the Queen of tatoo.

On her back is the Battle of Waterloo, 
beside it the Wreck of the Hesperus too.
And proudly above waves the Red, White and Blue, 
You can learn a lot from Lydia.

She can give you a view of the world in tattoo 
if you step up and tell her where
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree,
or Washington crossing the Delaware.

Oh, Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia,
Oh! Lydia, The Tatooed Lady;
When her muscles start relaxin'
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson.

Lydia, oh! Lydia, that "Encyclopedia"
Oh! Lydia, the champ of them all.
For two bits she will do a Mazurka in Jazz,
With a view of Niag'ra that no artist has,
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz,
You can learn a lot from Lydia.

La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la La-la-La

Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso,
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso;
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon,
And Godiva, but with her pajamas on.

La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la La-la-La
 
Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trylon,
Over on the west coast we have Treasure Islan',
Here's Nijinsky a doin' the Rhumba,
Here's her Social Security numba.

La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la La-la-La

Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia,
Oh! Lydia, the champ of them all.
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet,
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat,
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet
For he went and married Lydia.


       As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life.
  kml%cellar@tredysvr.tredydev.unisys.com - My other account is a Mercedes.
From: hoey@zogwarg.etl.army.mil (Dan Hoey)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: Re: Hurricane Andrew
Keywords: topical, smirk, original
Date: 15 Sep 92 15:58:57 GMT
Organization: Naval Research Laboratory, Washington, DC

In rec.humor.funny, kst@flash.telesoft.com (Keith Thompson @pulsar) writes:

>I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to
>send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew.  After all, both
>Florida and Louisiana have oil.

That would be funny if it said ``troops'' instead of ``aid''.  I
wonder if it would still be ``original''.

Dan
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: rhysling@ucsu.Colorado.EDU (RHYSLING MICHAEL S)
Subject: Urgently need lists of COWS and SMILEYS
Organization: University of Colorado, Boulder
Date: Wed, 9 Sep 1992 19:56:15 GMT


I haven't been reading rec.humor lately so hopefully these files weren't
just posted.

I need the compilations of ASCII cows and smileys very desperately.  It's
the last wish of a young boy I know who's dying of something appropriately
dramatic and tragic ;-).  

If they are available through ftp, could someone mail me the address?  If
not, could they be mailed to me (preferable) or posted?

Thanks very much,
Kieran
kier@gwl.com
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: mvjh3@cbnews.cb.att.com (james.m.hajjar)
Subject: test              
Organization: AT&T
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 1992 11:48:59 GMT


this is a test


Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: cawcolli@atlas.cs.upei.ca (Wayne Collins)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: ftp info
Date: 12 Sep 92 13:36:20 GMT
Organization: University of Prince Edward Island
Originator: cawcolli@atlas.cs.upei.ca


 I am looking for the ftp archive address of the Honourable Catstyle (Jason
R. Heimbaugh). Unfortunately, I recently lost this address. If you have it
handy, please e-mail me at the above address. Thanks very much!
From: amlovell@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Anthony M Lovell)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
Subject: R.H.F Archives?  Where if any?
Date: 11 Sep 92 21:07:13 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: Princeton University
Originator: news@nimaster


Can someone tell me:  is there an archive site for rec.humor.funny?

I have no copy of a joke I had appear there (an allegory about
gun-control in which dogs serve as weapons - it was named Ruger, I
think).  I would like to get a copy for posterity, and someone out West
wants to print it.  Thanks.  BTW _ it appeared about 3 years ago.

tony

-- 
amlovell@phoenix.princeton.edu     ...since 1963.
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d
From: wkinman@esk.compserv.utas.edu.au (Warren Michael Kinman)
Subject: Re: Murphy's Laws
Organization: University of Tasmania at Launceston
Date: Fri, 11 Sep 92 06:21:16 GMT

I am interested in any of "MURPHY'S LAWS" also.  Is it possible to have them
posted to the .net.

Thanks
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