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From: jgacker@neptune.gsfc.nasa.gov (James G. Acker)
Subject: atwt:  lust:  To Thumper and Giggles
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Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 10:27:24 EDT
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	T & G:

	For long sordid days on the ward, my heart, soul, and chiseled
physique belonged to Special K and our nocturnal screenings of "Beyond,
Behind, and Beneath the Green Door" in the instructional "film room".
But then I began to suspect clues -- towel lint in her hair,  
occasional references to "Gilbie" and "Steve...no, Stiffen, no, Warren!"
at moments of high passion, and a strange vibrating pickle in her
locker...   I began to suspect infidelity...  broken and distraught,
I decided that my heart belonged to Special K, but the rest of me was 
UP FOR GRABS!!  
	hubba hubba

	Pardon me whilst I shove this snoring mass down to the foot of
the cot -- oh, sorry TooTall, a couple too many G&T's?  Never mind me,
there's a good fellow (saw a PAE-727 Maryland license plate the other
day - friend of yours?)

	Softly, Ravel's "Bolero" begins on the CD player...
	The midnight jasmine candles are lit...
	I've got an entire year of "Beverly Hills 90210" on videotape...
	All the bubble-gum you could want!
	Here, try these on -- a couple of leftovers from the Mellow
Mail catalogue, this blue one should look good on you, Thumper... and the 
red one, yes, Giggles, that's for you...
	Would you care for Dom Perignon, Budweiser, Diet Coke, or
Kool-Aid?
	Now, let us just see what I have in the "fun bag"...  This one
could be interesting... No, it's not a finger puppet!

	Jim Acker
	jgacker@neptune.gsfc.nasa.gov
From: connie@uga.edu (Connie M. Doss)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: 90210: kelly and brenda
Date: 20 Aug 92 18:04:07 GMT
Organization: University of Georgia, Athens

In article <340@ccscola.Columbia> kvick@ccscola.Columbia (Kim S.) writes:
>>otherwise i'd love to see brenda be the one without a guy like andrea,
>>kelly, and donna have been.
>>
>>-=nsf=-
>
>No, I don't think you really want to see Brenda without a guy.  Remember the
>mopey-face she gets when she and Dylan break up?  I couldn't deal with a whole
>season of that.  What I'd like to see is Brenda running into that Rick guy
>that she met in Paris.  After all, he *did* say that he was thinking of
>attending UCLA!  Then she and Rick could be together, and Dylan and Kelly
>could be together.  I agree that D&K make a great couple.
>-- 
>*****************************************************************************
>Kim S. Vick                             "Please, Lord, let me prove to you
>kim.vick@ColumbiaSC.NCR.COM              that winning the lottery won't spoil
>I want my zip code to be 90210.          me!"



Did you see it last nite?  Kelly and Dylan both were miserable.  If he
really loved Brenda he would not have gotten these feelings for Kelly
and vice versa.  Brenda was thinking of Rick cause she slipped up and
was day dreaming about him.  I would hate to be in love and not be able
to be with the man I love.  I want those two  together.  I am glad
Brandon gave that gal the boot.  There is something strange with her but
I'm not sure what.  Does anyone know?  That little boy that can't talk
is so cute.  What about David?  He has got a pretty good voice.  I have
a feeling his career will come between him and Donna.  Poor Steve just
can't seem to make it in the romance dept.  I think him and Andrea would
make a good pair.  They kissed once.  Do you remember that?

Connie
From: n8243057@HENSON.CC.WWU.EDU (NSFosberg)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: AW: Dack Rambo
Date: 20 Aug 92 04:32:29 GMT


well, i don't know about a picture of him, i'll have to watch carefully
next time, but that would be just like AW, afterall, they do still have
Mac's picture all over the place, and soap wise, it's been an _aweful_ 
long time since he was on.  i get the feeling they like to honor those
they lose to poor health or death.

as for wether or not he's still alive, as of about 3 or 4 issues of
sod said he was still alive and well, campaigning for aids issues.
i'm sure if he had passed on, we would have all read about it in any
number of periodicals.  also, i'm sure AW would have run an 'in honor
of' blurb in the credits... people assuming celebrities are dead (or
gay, or trans sexuals, etc) and telling lots of other people they are
is how nasty rumors spread and gain a believing audience.  sorry, i'll
get off my soap box (pun intended) ;+)

**oops, above that should say 3 or 4 issues of sod AGO**

-=nsf=-
From: bartosch@felix.filenet.com (Diane M. Bartosch)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: AMC: Dixie The Do It Girl
Date: 17 Aug 92 23:00:17 GMT
Reply-To: bartosch@fritz.filenet.com (Diane M. Bartosch)
Distribution: na
Organization: FileNet Corp., Costa Mesa, CA

In article <1992Aug12.132240.3684@oz.plymouth.edu> patstew@oz.plymouth.edu (Pat Steward) writes:
>
>This is the second posting I've seen today saying that Dixie is a
>slut for sleeping with Brian.  Funny how I've seen no mention of
>Brian's being a slut, first for sleeping with An Li, then for leaning
>on Hayley to sleep with him, and finally for doing the horizontal bop
>with Dixie!
>
>Bit of a double standard at work here, troops.

Yeah!

Ya know, I wrote out a post last friday, then decided not to send it because
I was afraid I would get flamed, but IMO, Brian is a typical sleazy guy (not 
that all guys are typically like this, just that he typifies a sleazy guy).  
Granted, Halo has acted a bit immature about Brian sleeping with An Li, but 
lets face it, SHE'S ONLY 18!!!   How would we expect her to ack, her first 
love and all.  I don't know, Brian did not give her a change to get over the 
hurt.  I mean, he flat out lied to her about it.  And know he's poking Dixie... 
and he hasn't even been broken up with Haley for a month...  The man (HA! -- I
mean, boy) thinks with his d@#$.

Sorry if I have offended anyone out there. 

--Diane
bartosch@fritz.filenet.com
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From: jcj@cbnewsj.cb.att.com (j.johnk)
Subject: Re: SB
Organization: AT&T
Distribution: usa
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 16:48:06 GMT

In article <1992Aug7.121620.18145@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> 22302LMK@MSU writes:
>------------------------- Original Article -------------------------
>Path: msuinfo!caen!destroyer!uunet!stanford.edu!unix!linda
>From: linda@unix.SRI.COM (Linda J. Szkoropad)
>Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
>Subject: SB
>Message-ID: <37574@unix.SRI.COM>
>Date: 6 Aug 92 16:55:08 GMT
>References: <2205@sjfc.UUCP> <23198@oasys.dt.navy.mil>
>Distribution: usa
>Organization: SRI International, Menlo Park, California
>Lines: 15
>
>Can anybody do a brief update of yesterday's show (Wed)...my
>VCR had a flashing "t" -- NO TAPE and I really was looking forward
>to it!!  Did Reese save Jodie and Cruz??
>
>Also, did you all see Diedre Hall's headline in the National
>Enquirer about using a suragate mom??  I don't know this women, but
>she sure seems ambitious!!
>
>Personal to Lisa:
>
>Lisa, I was also saddened by your past....I tried to write but it
>bounced...are you happy about SB bringing in black actors/athletes?
>I'm also sad that you share Lisa's name!
>
>HI Linda,
>Well things that happend in my past, the rape, and things happened when I was
>10. It doesn't bother me to talk about it. But those scenes last week and this
>week, made me so sick. To even think of being civil to the man that did this to
>me and then to kiss him.....just thinking about it, sends the coldest of chills
>down my back. Actually my husband was very concerned about those scenes on SB.
>He said it seemed good for me to yell at the T.V. because I was realeasing some
>pent up angry from years ago. Well I told Mr. Pysch major thank you for the
>analysis, but be quiet because I can't hear the t.v.:)

Lisa, I was also saddened when you mentioned that this has happened
to you.  And it's great to hear that you have done so well and
that your sense of humor has remained in tact.

Other stuff deleted.

>
>As for Lisa, that little bitch will get hers.

I for one can't wait.

>
>Lisa
>
>Linda
>
Joyce


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From: steph@ivy.Princeton.EDU (Stephanie Eggers)
Subject: AMC: TAN: Little House on the Prairie
Originator: news@nimaster
Organization: Princeton University, Electrical Engineering Dept.
Distribution: na
Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1992 13:34:06 GMT

From: uttla@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU (Laura Utt)
Organization: Computer Science Outreach Services - Oregon State University


>	Oh! Well.... Silly me.  :) :)  Yes he was a trouble maker
> 	in the beginning. What did you think of Nellie's "replacement"
>	Nancy? Now, she was a holy terror. Even Nellie thought so
>	when she came back for a visit. :)
> 
>	-Laura (Still Unlurking) Utt


I remember Nancy, she looked almost identical to Nellie.  I liked
Nellie once she got married and her baby, she was so much nicer.
Wasn't Nancy in school at about the same time that Albert came on
to the show?  And thats also when Laura was teaching school. 
Aaahhhh, Memories!!!

Stephanie Eggers
Princeton University
Department of Electrical Engineering
steph@ivy.princeton.edu

 

Organization: Accounting, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 11:36:25 -0400 
From: Theresa Costa <tc21+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: I Need an update for Y & R

My vcr is broke and I don't have any idea what is going on.
From: amg@boriquen.austin.ibm.com
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: GH: Writers Lurking?
Date: 17 Aug 92 18:26:46 GMT
Organization: IBM, Austin

In article <16AUG199202153583@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov> ballester@stars.gsfc.nasa.gov (YVONNE BALLESTER) writes:
>
>Jagger is the sexiest guy to appear on GH EVER, IMHO.
>I just love his smoldering presence.... how can Karen
>even LOOK at Dumbo (Jason) after experiencing the Jag man?
>
>	Yvonne

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!  I agree 100%!!!!!!!!!!!  Anybody know anything about
him?  


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From: pokey@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu (Vince Rhee)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL: TAN: Happy Birthday Guava
Date: 19 Aug 1992 17:24:53 GMT
Organization: Chocaholics Anonymous

>>
>>Happy Birthday to you!
>>Happy Birthday to you!
>>Happy Birthday dear Guavita!
>>Happy Birthday to you!
>>


	Yes, a happy happy B-day to you. And as your gift, I shall
	be getting you...

			A SHRU--

	No, wait, I don't think you'd be to keen on that --- you
	see, you already *are* one! (if one will excuse the
	gratuitous paraphrasing) 8^)

	And just when you though MPaTHG was gone... :-)

TTFN,
- EV ("...wasting away again in Margaritaville")

-- 
                Vince Rhee | "Seventy-five dollars a week? We only make
  pokey@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu |     thirty at the dairy!"
         Department of ECE | "Well then, this would be *more*, wouldn't it?"
       University of Texas |                  - from _A League of Their Own_
From: mjheal@bnr.ca (Mary-Jane Heal)
Subject: Re: DOOL:  More SOD tidbits
Reply-To: mjheal@bnr.ca
Organization: BNR, Ottawa, ON, Canada
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 92 12:14:51 GMT

In article <BswEF6.KHB@undergrad.math.waterloo.edu>, enielsen@cayley.uwaterloo.ca (Erica Nielsen) writes:
|> 
|>   Here's another installment of stuff from the latest SOD.  Could someone
|>   let me know if they see this?  I see them here, but perhaps they're not
|>   getting out to the rest of the world.  :-)  I've posted 2 other articles
|>   as well.....no response from anyone.
|> 
	Hey Erica.  I saw your post up here in Ottawa!  So it must be
	getting out,  it cleared customs.

|>   Erica!!!!!!!!!!!

	MJ Limer

-- 
MJ Heal        *        BNR,Ottawa,ON,Canada        *        mjheal@bnr.ca
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What happened to the Jack "I'd sell my Grandmother for a dollar" Deveraux?
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Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: brs@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU (Blanche R. Steppe)
Subject: Y&R: Dru's nude photo
Originator: brs@holmes.acc.Virginia.EDU
Organization: University of Virginia
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 1992 17:23:01 GMT


  Nikki was a stripper before she married Victor.  While she was married
  to Victor, she was a model for Jabot.  I think that Jack talked her into
  doing the ads.  She represented the refined lady and Cricket was the
  ingenue at that time.  Why didn't John Abbott remember that Dru wasn't
  the first of his models to "expose" her body?
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: nbaym@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Nancy Baym)
Subject: Re: AMC:  Mona/Erica
Keywords: Returning characters
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
Date: Thu, 13 Aug 1992 03:57:32 GMT

In article <12AUG199222170481@nsfuvax> jdale@nsfuvax (JANE) writes:
>*** I just wanted to put in my $.02 worth and say that I think Mona's
>    cancer storyline is the best storyline for Erica this year.  I have
>    really been touched by it all.  I have always seen Mona as someone
>    like my mother, (physically, they look alike).  I also feel this gives 
>    Erica a chance to become more human. It also gives us a chance to see
>    Erica as a daughter, not a CEO/lover.

I like this storyline too. From what I've seen in the soap press it doesn't
look like MOna will kick the bucket (hope that wasn't a spoiler). I saw an
article on her in SOW where the woman who plays Mona said her husband died
of lung cancer, but she's glad they're going to show cancer as something
that can be treated if caught early. I also think, like Jane, that this has
brought out the best in Erica. Her and Dimitri is just too GROSS. Her and
Opal is charming but has no direction. But this gives her a chance to be
vulnerable and interesting without being sexual. I'm not always a big Erica
fan, but I've liked this all so far. Especially when she told Dimitri she
couldn't believe she'd been upset about him now that she could lose someone
of real value like her mother. Good to see her get some perspective! Though I
did think it was a little weird that she said Mona was the most important
person in the world to her -- what about Bianca?

Nancy

p.s. Pat Martin Steward -- you always call the shots right. Brian _is_ a
slut ;-}
-- 
Nancy Baym  (N-Baym@uiuc.edu)  	"Education is the only place where people try 
Speech Communication/U of I      to get the least for their money"    --my mom
From: glb3833@sjfc.UUCP (Gidget Bowden)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: SB:Brick Wallace sighting
Date: 13 Aug 92 22:03:13 GMT
Reply-To: glb3833@sjfc.UUCP (Gidget Bowden)
Organization: Saint John Fisher College, Rochester, NY

In article <rek1.713209623@Ra.MsState.Edu> rek1@Ra.MsState.Edu (Robert Kennedy) writes:

{stuff about Brick deleted}


Thanks for posting this Suzanna.  I was actually going to ask a question
about this, because I was a bit confused about the situation.  So, does
this make Brandon Lionel's grandson?  That could make a very confusing
family reunion.  

--Gidget


-- 
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* God did not create the world in seven days.          * Gidget L. Bowden *
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Subject: Re: Simon
From: cahall@ualr.edu
Date: 12 Aug 92 06:03:13 GMT
Distribution: usa
Organization: University of Arkansas at Little Rock

In article <BsuA6x.2E6@news.udel.edu>, kimber@bach.udel.edu (Kimberly Barker) writes:
> The actor who plays Simon looks awful familiar to me.  Does anyone know what
> he has done prior to general hospital?
> 
> Kimberly
> 
The character that portrays Simon was Steve Andropolus years ago on ATWT,
was married to Betsy at one time, owned a struggling contruction co. that
I believe was sabotaged a time or two as it was getting off the ground, AND
I think Craig might have been blamed for this since he was involved in a
love-triangle with Betsy and Steve.  (Oh my, this was a long time ago.)
Catherine
From: kkozlows@wtcp.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Karen Kozlowski)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: HF --  Missed episodes
Date: 12 Aug 92 17:30:30 GMT
Reply-To: kkozlows@wtcp.DaytonOH.NCR.COM (Karen Kozlowski)
Distribution: usa
Organization: IRM Application Development - Dayton, OH

I started watching HF sometime in the middle of last season (about the time
Ginger thought that she was pregnant).  Luckily since they replayed the first
episode I was able to see that.  Was there anything exciting that happened 
between the first one and the first one I saw??

Thanks bunches!!
-- 
Karen S. Kozlowski
IRM Application Development
Karen.Kozlowski@wtcp.DaytonOH.NCR.COM
...!uunet!ncrcom!wtcp!kkozlows
From: dian@druggist.gg.caltech.edu (Dian  De Sha)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Subject: Re: DOOL -- Miscellaneous Garbage
Date: 19 Aug 92 20:28:41 GMT
Distribution: all
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena

In <4eYbBYG00iUyI2Z=Vb@andrew.cmu.edu> lf01+@andrew.cmu.edu (Liz Fox) writes:
. 
.
. 
.
> 
>And finally, I have a couple of comments on the to do chemotherapy or not
>issue.  I am thrilled that Spackle won't attempt it.  She'd be horrible.
>Yes, pancreatic cancer is deadly, but in all honesty I have seen people opt
>for chemo/radiation treatment when there is no hope.  This is especially
>true when they have a family.  I just watched a good friend of mine die
>from cancer that had metasticized everywhere.  His grown children could
>not accept his disease (including a daughter who is a doctor) and so he
>had chemo and radiation and was more miserable than ever.  He was dead
>within six months of the diagnosis.  It would be realistic for the creature
>to go through treatments.  However, in a way, I'm glad she won't.  I think
>it is sends out a realistic message.  Chemo and radiation are horrible.  When
>a pharmacist makes the chemo solution, they wear double gloves, a disposable
>mask, and a disposable gown.  Usually, they rotate making these among all
>pharmacists so no one gets too much exposure.  They are that toxic.  I
>hated to watch people suffer through this treatment when there was no need.  
>On the other hand, some cancers, like Hodgkins disease, are completely
>curable (although they still call it remission) with these treatments so
>in these cases it is certainly worth it as in any case where there is a
>reasonable chance.

I have seen patients endure hopeless radiation and chemo treatments, and
others forego such treatment attempts.

I, for one, am pleased that they won't be having her go through it.
Since we already know that the end result MUST be that Izzy die, I think it
would be rather tacky to put viewers through an "against all odds" heroic
chemo attempt that fails.  Some members of the audience would be really
rooting for her success; being soap land, chemo in the face of incurable
cancer has a 50/50 chance, after all.  Since she will be leaving any way, 
I am glad that they are letting her model the "death with dignity" and 
"quality vs quantity" of life role for viewers.  It is a choice that is
seen far too little in our society.

____
Dian
Organization: Office of the Dean - CFA, Carnegie Mellon, Pittsburgh, PA
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
Date: Fri, 14 Aug 1992 11:22:42 -0400 
From: Liz Fox <lf01+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Re: DOOL:TAN: Betty White & Whips.
	<1992Aug14.092603.10091@waikato.ac.nz>
Distribution: world


My whip-cracking sis Kumara writes:

>Toomces - of course you like it - NOW LIE STILL!! You know it will only hurt
>more if you put up a fight. Big B get that industrial strength twine...
> 
Ok here it is...hand me that lemon love oil (I knew the lemon-scent
would get him all HOT!)... and let me put on the merry widow and high
heels

>> Put that feather down. Now, that's enough. No! No! No!
>> BWA-HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA .
>> No! Please! no more! Well, OK, just a little more.
>  
>Only if you are a GOOD boy
>Now where were we? A yes the ostrich plumes...

yes yes...more feathers!
> 
>Your taunting and teasing Kumara
>MMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!
>> A taunted and teased toomces
> 
A taunting Banana

My sister in S&M writes:

>And Toomces - Even though you may be torn in other directions I'll always
>treasure the cracking good times we have had. I'll never use this whip on
>anyone else -It is reserved entirely for you and Big B. 

Thanks Kumara - don't worry we'll find another vict..ooh..love slave to
do our bidding...Any takers??

>More later
>Tearful Kumara

A wicked Banana
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv.soaps
From: harris@drvax3.msfc.nasa.gov (Mitch Harris)
Subject: AMC: Carter Jones -bad acting? YES!
Summary: Crappy
Keywords: Ham
Organization: NASA/MSFC
Date: 20 Aug 92 23:03:25 GMT

Well, I have decided that the actor portraying Carter Jones couldn't act
his way out of a paper bag! He is ham personified! Why this harsh
judgement, you may ask. Well, I always thought he was hammy, but the
scene when he's at the burnt-out house & Derek & Mimi walk in just
clinched it for me. Carter's reaction: a gasp & a jump-back. Too much.
Everything is so exaggerated with this guy. I expect it in Helga. Carter
is just too -bleccchhhh! (OK, I am now slipping into my asbestos suit,
you may flame away).

     ....posted for the missus (Beverly)

--
Mitch Harris                           |  New Technology Inc.
(205)-544-2846                         |  700 Boulevard South, #401
drvax3!harris@freedom.msfc.nasa.gov    |  Huntsville, AL  35802

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From: comjudi@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Judi Geistlinger)
Subject: Re: AMC: Erica's husbands
Organization: University of Illinois at Urbana
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 18:10:54 GMT

JSNYDER@auvm.american.edu (Joni Snyder) writes:

>In article <1992Aug19.133501.25548@eagle.lerc.nasa.gov>,
>asao5@convx1.lerc.nasa.gov (Kris Gessner) says:
>>
>> Melissa McGuire and I were discussing Lance's Factoid in last Friday's
>>update (thanks Nancy for sending me the repost!) and were discussing
>>Erica's husbands.
<stuff deleted>
>>
>I don't think she ever married Mike Roy and definitely never divorced
>him.  Others she dated and never married:  Chuck Tyler, Nick Davis,
>Jason Maxwell, Jack Montgomery, Jeremy Hunter, Branden Kingsley, Kent
>Bogart, Dimitri Merrick, Mark Dalton.  Am I missing anyone else???

I think she did marry Mike Roy. I don't think the marriage was valid - I 
don't remember the circumstances. I don't think Erica ever lived with 
anyone she did not marry, not that she didn't sleep with them. I know
she and Mike were living together.


-- 


Judi Geistlinger
j-geistlinger@uiuc.edu